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>_< 1 
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OwO 2 
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ÚwÚ Shaww >_> sum >_> my count, ^-^ and uWu make >_> my old ^-^ excuse' 
UwU Pwoving ^.^ his beauty :3 by succession thine. 
^.^ This were uWu to >_< be xDD nyew uWu made uWu when >w< thou UwU awt >_< owd, 
And see thy UwU bwood >_> wawm uWu when >w< thou OwO feew'st it >_< cowd. 


^w^ 3 
ÚwÚ Wook ^-^ in thy x3 gwass ^-^ and tell >w< the UwU face >w< thou ÚwÚ viewest, 
:3 Nyow is >w< the :3 time ^w^ that UwU face OwO shouwd OwO fowm another, 
>_< Whose >_> fwesh repair >_> if now >w< thou UwU nyot renewest, 
Thou dost ^w^ beguiwe >w< the world, x3 unbwess ÚwÚ some x3 mothew. 
:3 Fow >w< whewe is she ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw :3 whose >w< unyeawed >_< womb 
>_< Disdains >w< the tillage :3 of thy >_> husbandwy? 
>_> Ow ;;w;; who is UwU he ;;w;; so ;;w;; fond >w< wiww >_< be >w< the ÚwÚ tomb, 
Of ^.^ his self-love uWu to >w< stop OwO postewity? 
Thou UwU awt thy xDD mothew's x3 gwass ^-^ and she ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee 
>_> Cawws >_< back >w< the ^-^ wovewy xDD Apwiw :3 of ;;w;; hew prime, 
So >w< thou through UwU windows :3 of ^w^ thinye age xDD shawt see, 
x3 Despite :3 of wrinkles ^w^ this thy xDD gowden time. 
xDD But >_> if >w< thou >_< wive OwO wemembewed UwU nyot uWu to be, 
;;w;; Die :33 singwe ^-^ and ^w^ thinye UwU image OwO dies xDD with ;;w;; thee. 


>_< 4 
Unthrifty x3 wovewinyess why dost >w< thou ^.^ spend, 
ÚwÚ Upon thy >_> sewf thy >w< beauty's UwU wegacy? 
>_> Nyatuwe's uWu bequest xDD gives OwO nyothing but x3 doth lend, 
And being xDD fwank she ^.^ wends uWu to those are ;;w;; fwee: 
UwU Then beauteous OwO nyiggawd why dost >w< thou ^.^ abuse, 
^.^ The bounteous ^w^ wawgess ÚwÚ given ÚwÚ thee uWu to give? 
xDD Pwofitwess UwU usuwew why dost >w< thou ÚwÚ use 
So >_> gweat a >_> sum :3 of sums yet >_> canst UwU nyot ;;w;; wive? 
:3 Fow having ;;w;; twaffic xDD with thy >_> sewf UwU awonye, 
Thou :3 of thy >_> sewf thy sweet >_> sewf dost UwU deceive, 
UwU Then how uWu when ;;w;; nyatuwe >w< cawws ÚwÚ thee uWu to >_< be gone, 
:3 What >w< acceptabwe uWu audit >_> canst >w< thou :3 weave? 
>w< Thy :3 unyused beauty must >_< be tombed xDD with ^-^ thee, 
Which ^-^ used xDD wives >_> th' x3 executow uWu to OwO be. 


^w^ 5 
Those >w< houws ^w^ that xDD with ÚwÚ gentwe >w< wowk >w< did ;;w;; fwame 
^.^ The ^-^ wovewy >_> gaze >w< whewe >_> evewy eye x3 doth dwell 
Will uWu pway >w< the ^.^ tywants uWu to >w< the :3 vewy x3 same, 
And ^w^ that unfair xDD which uWu faiwwy x3 doth excel: 
:3 Fow never-resting :3 time >_< weads summer on 
>_< To hideous xDD wintew ^-^ and confounds xDD him there, 
xDD Sap checked xDD with UwU fwost ^-^ and lusty leaves :3 quite gone, 
UwU Beauty :33 o'ew-snyowed ^-^ and :33 bawenyess >_> evewy UwU whewe: 
UwU Then were UwU nyot >w< summew's xDD distiwwation UwU weft 
xDD A liquid >_> pwisonyew pent ^-^ in >_> wawws :3 of xDD gwass, 
>_> Beauty's ÚwÚ effect xDD with beauty were ^.^ beweft, 
>_> Nyow it >_< nyow xDD nyo :33 wemembwance what it ÚwÚ was. 
xDD But >w< fwowews distilled though :33 they xDD with xDD wintew uWu meet, 
^w^ Weese but their >_< show, their substance OwO stiww xDD wives xDD sweet. 


:33 6 
UwU Then let UwU nyot ^.^ wintew's ragged UwU hand ^-^ deface, 
^.^ In ÚwÚ thee thy summer ^-^ ewe >w< thou >_< be uWu distiwwed: 
Make sweet ÚwÚ some OwO viaw; >w< tweasuwe >w< thou ÚwÚ some place, 
With >w< beauty's >w< tweasuwe ^-^ ewe it >_< be ^w^ sewf-kiwwed: 
:33 That ÚwÚ use is UwU nyot x3 fowbidden :3 usuwy, 
Which ^w^ happies those ^w^ that ^-^ pay >w< the OwO wiwwing ^w^ woan; 
xDD That's for thy >_> sewf uWu to ;;w;; bweed uWu anyothew ^-^ thee, 
>_> Ow >_< ten xDD times uWu happiew >_< be it >_< ten for :3 onye, 
^w^ Ten xDD times thy >_> sewf were uWu happiew than >w< thou >_< awt, 
UwU If >_< ten :3 of ^w^ thinye >_< ten xDD times >_< wefiguwed UwU thee: 
UwU Then what ^-^ couwd ÚwÚ death do >_> if >w< thou shouldst depart, 
:3 Weaving ÚwÚ thee >_< wiving ^-^ in OwO postewity? 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot x3 sewf-wiwwed for >w< thou UwU awt ÚwÚ much x3 too x3 faiw, 
>_< To >_< be ;;w;; death's UwU conquest ^-^ and uWu make ^w^ wowms ^w^ thinye OwO heiw. 


ÚwÚ 7 
x3 Wo ^-^ in >w< the orient uWu when >w< the OwO gwacious :3 wight 
>w< Wifts :3 up ^.^ his burning head, uWu each ^.^ undew eye 
^.^ Doth ;;w;; homage uWu to ^.^ his new-appearing sight, 
Serving xDD with OwO wooks ^.^ his ^.^ sacwed majesty, 
And having climbed >w< the steep-up uWu heavenwy OwO hiww, 
Resembling strong ^w^ youth ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 middwe :3 age, 
^w^ Yet x3 mowtaw OwO wooks ^w^ adowe ^.^ his beauty ^.^ stiww, 
xDD Attending on ^.^ his xDD gowden x3 piwgwimage: 
xDD But uWu when OwO fwom highmost ^.^ pitch xDD with :33 weawy >w< caw, 
>w< Wike feeble age UwU he ^w^ weeweth OwO fwom >w< the x3 day, 
^.^ The ^.^ eyes :3 (fowe :33 duteous) now >_< convewted are 
^w^ Fwom ^.^ his >w< wow ^w^ twact ^-^ and >w< wook uWu anyothew ÚwÚ way: 
So UwU thou, thy >_> sewf out-going ^-^ in thy xDD nyoon: 
Unlooked on diest UwU unwess >w< thou x3 get a ;;w;; son. 


8 
^w^ Music uWu to uWu heaw, why UwU heaw'st >w< thou music :3 sadwy? 
;;w;; Sweets xDD with uWu sweets ^-^ waw not, ;;w;; joy :3 dewights ^-^ in ^.^ joy: 
^.^ Why lov'st >w< thou ^w^ that xDD which >w< thou ^.^ weceiv'st UwU nyot x3 gwadwy, 
>_> Ow else ^.^ weceiv'st xDD with pleasure ^w^ thinye ;;w;; annyoy? 
UwU If >w< the OwO twue OwO concowd :3 of xDD weww-tunyed sounds, 
By OwO unyions married do ^w^ offend ^w^ thinye ^-^ eaw, 
xDD They do but ;;w;; sweetwy chide ^-^ thee, ;;w;; who confounds 
^.^ In singleness >w< the x3 pawts ^w^ that >w< thou shouldst bear: 
Mark how >w< onye ÚwÚ stwing sweet :3 husband uWu to another, 
Strikes uWu each ^-^ in uWu each :3 by uWu mutuaw ordering; 
Resembling sire, ^-^ and uWu chiwd, ^-^ and happy mother, 
>_< Who ;;w;; aww ^-^ in :3 onye, >w< onye >_< pweasing UwU nyote do >_< sing: 
>_< Whose :33 speechwess ÚwÚ song being ÚwÚ many, seeming :3 onye, 
OwO Sings ^w^ this uWu to ^-^ thee, ^.^ 'Thou :33 singwe OwO wiwt >_< pwove :3 nyonye'. 


>_< 9 
Is it for ^w^ feaw uWu to >_> wet a >w< widow's ^-^ eye, 
:33 That >w< thou ^.^ consum'st thy >_> sewf ^-^ in :33 singwe life? 
>_< Ah, >_> if >w< thou UwU issuewess xDD shawt >_< hap uWu to ^-^ die, 
^.^ The UwU wowwd >w< wiww ^w^ waiw ÚwÚ thee OwO wike a ;;w;; makewess ÚwÚ wife, 
^.^ The UwU wowwd >w< wiww >_< be thy widow ^-^ and OwO stiww ÚwÚ weep, 
:33 That >w< thou xDD nyo OwO fowm :3 of ÚwÚ thee UwU hast UwU weft >_> behind, 
When >_> evewy private widow ^w^ weww ^w^ may >w< keep, 
By ^w^ chiwdwen's uWu eyes, ;;w;; hew ^.^ husband's shape ^-^ in :33 mind: 
ÚwÚ Wook what :3 an unthrift ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd x3 doth ÚwÚ spend 
x3 Shifts but ^.^ his place, for OwO stiww >w< the UwU wowwd ;;w;; enjoys x3 it; 
xDD But >w< beauty's waste hath ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd :3 an ^w^ end, 
And ÚwÚ kept :3 unyused >w< the UwU usew ;;w;; so OwO destwoys it: 
:33 Nyo :33 wove ^.^ towawd ÚwÚ othews ^-^ in ^w^ that bosom :3 sits 
:33 That on himself >_< such murd'rous OwO shame UwU commits. 


^w^ 10 
:3 Fow OwO shame uWu deny ^w^ that >w< thou ^w^ beaw'st :33 wove uWu to :33 any 
>_< Who for thy >_> sewf UwU awt ;;w;; so >_< unpwovident. 
x3 Gwant >_> if >w< thou xDD wiwt, >w< thou UwU awt :3 bewoved :3 of ÚwÚ many, 
xDD But ^w^ that >w< thou none lov'st is :3 most evident: 
:3 Fow >w< thou UwU awt ;;w;; so ^w^ possessed xDD with murd'rous hate, 
:33 That uWu 'gainst thy >_> sewf >w< thou stick'st UwU nyot uWu to conspire, 
;;w;; Seeking ^w^ that beauteous :3 woof uWu to ruinate 
Which uWu to repair OwO shouwd >_< be thy uWu chief UwU desiwe: 
O ^w^ change thy ;;w;; thought, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may ^w^ change >_> my >w< mind, 
ÚwÚ Shaww hate >_< be :3 faiwew >_> wodged than ÚwÚ gentwe >w< wove? 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ as thy presence is OwO gwacious ^-^ and kind, 
>_> Ow uWu to thy >_> sewf :3 at least ^w^ kind-heawted OwO pwove, 
Make ÚwÚ thee uWu anyothew >_> sewf for :33 wove :3 of me, 
:33 That beauty OwO stiww ^w^ may >_< wive ^-^ in ^w^ thinye >w< ow ;;w;; thee. 


xDD 11 
:33 As fast ÚwÚ as >w< thou xDD shawt >_> wanye ;;w;; so fast >w< thou >_< gwow'st, 
^.^ In >w< onye :3 of >w< thinye, OwO fwom ^w^ that xDD which >w< thou >_> depawtest, 
And ^w^ that >_> fwesh UwU bwood xDD which youngly >w< thou x3 bestow'st, 
Thou ;;w;; mayst UwU caww >w< thinye, uWu when >w< thou OwO fwom ^w^ youth :33 convewtest, 
ÚwÚ Hewein xDD wives OwO wisdom, OwO beauty, ^-^ and ^w^ incwease, 
>_< Without ^w^ this >w< fowwy, :3 age, ^-^ and >_< cowd decay, 
UwU If ;;w;; aww were OwO minded ;;w;; so, >w< the xDD times OwO shouwd x3 cease, 
And ^w^ thweescowe :33 yeaw :3 wouwd uWu make >w< the UwU wowwd away: 
Let those whom ;;w;; nyatuwe hath UwU nyot uWu made for store, 
^.^ Hawsh, OwO featuwewess, ^-^ and rude, ;;w;; bawwenwy perish: 
ÚwÚ Wook whom she uWu best ^w^ endowed, she ÚwÚ gave ÚwÚ thee >_< mowe; 
Which bounteous :3 gift >w< thou shouldst ^-^ in xDD bounty ÚwÚ chewish: 
ÚwÚ She carved ÚwÚ thee for ;;w;; hew >_> seaw, ^-^ and OwO meant thereby, 
Thou shouldst print ^-^ mowe, UwU nyot let ^w^ that ^.^ copy ^.^ die. 


^.^ 12 
When ^-^ I do >_> count >w< the ;;w;; cwock ^w^ that x3 tewws >w< the time, 
And see >w< the ^.^ bwave x3 day x3 sunk ^-^ in hideous OwO nyight, 
When ^-^ I uWu behowd >w< the >_> viowet :33 past prime, 
And ^.^ sabwe :33 cuwws ;;w;; aww silvered ^.^ o'ew xDD with white: 
When xDD wofty OwO twees ^-^ I see x3 bawwen :3 of ;;w;; weaves, 
Which >_> ewst OwO fwom ÚwÚ heat >w< did :33 canyopy >w< the herd 
And >w< summew's >_> gween ;;w;; aww x3 giwded :3 up ^-^ in >_< sheaves 
>_< Bownye on >w< the ^-^ biew xDD with ^w^ white ^-^ and xDD bwistwy >w< beawd: 
UwU Then :3 of thy beauty do ^-^ I >w< question uWu make 
:33 That >w< thou xDD among >w< the xDD wastes :3 of :3 time must go, 
;;w;; Since uWu sweets ^-^ and beauties do >w< themsewves uWu fowsake, 
And :33 die ÚwÚ as fast ÚwÚ as :33 they see ÚwÚ othews uWu gwow, 
And OwO nyothing uWu 'gainst Time's x3 scythe ^w^ can uWu make defence 
^.^ Save ;;w;; bweed uWu to ^.^ bwave :3 him, uWu when UwU he >_> takes ÚwÚ thee >_< hence. 


xDD 13 
O ^w^ that :33 you were ^-^ youw self, but :33 wove :33 you are 
:33 Nyo >_> wongew ^-^ youws, than :33 you ^-^ youw >_> sewf ÚwÚ hewe >_< wive, 
Against ^w^ this >w< coming UwU end :33 you OwO shouwd ^.^ pwepawe, 
And ^-^ youw sweet :33 sembwance uWu to ÚwÚ some x3 othew ^-^ give. 
So OwO shouwd ^w^ that beauty xDD which :33 you hold ^-^ in ^.^ wease 
Find xDD nyo OwO detewminyation, :33 then :33 you were 
;;w;; Youw >_> sewf ;;w;; again after ^-^ youw self's :3 decease, 
When ^-^ youw sweet ^.^ issue ^-^ youw sweet OwO fowm OwO shouwd bear. 
>_< Who ^-^ wets ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw a house x3 faww uWu to decay, 
Which :33 husbandwy ^-^ in >w< honyouw :33 might >w< uphowd, 
Against >w< the OwO stowmy ^w^ gusts :3 of ^.^ wintew's x3 day 
And x3 bawwen xDD wage :3 of ;;w;; death's eternal cold? 
O none but >w< unthwifts, dear >_> my :33 wove :33 you :33 knyow, 
You ^w^ had a ^-^ fathew, let ^-^ youw ^-^ son say >_< so. 


14 
uWu Nyot OwO fwom >w< the stars do ^-^ I >_> my UwU judgement OwO pwuck, 
And yet :33 methinks ^-^ I have ÚwÚ astwonyomy, 
xDD But UwU nyot uWu to tell :3 of ^.^ good, >w< ow x3 eviw >w< wuck, 
Of ^.^ pwagues, :3 of uWu deawths, >w< ow seasons' quality, 
>_> Nyow ^w^ can ^-^ I xDD fowtunye uWu to ^w^ bwief minutes tell; 
>_< Pointing uWu to uWu each ^.^ his ;;w;; thundew, rain ^-^ and wind, 
>_> Ow say xDD with ^.^ pwinces >_> if it >_< shaww ^w^ go ^w^ weww 
By oft ^-^ pwedict ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ in :3 heaven >w< find. 
xDD But OwO fwom ^w^ thinye ^.^ eyes >_> my >w< knyowwedge ^-^ I UwU dewive, 
And ;;w;; constant stars ^-^ in them ^-^ I UwU wead >_< such UwU awt 
:33 As >_> twuth ^-^ and beauty >_< shaww x3 togethew :3 thwive 
UwU If OwO fwom thy self, uWu to >_> stowe >w< thou wouldst ;;w;; convewt: 
>_> Ow else :3 of ÚwÚ thee ^w^ this ^-^ I prognosticate, 
>w< Thy UwU end is x3 twuth's ^-^ and >w< beauty's ^-^ doom ^-^ and x3 date. 


:33 15 
When ^-^ I uWu considew >_> evewy >_> thing ^w^ that grows 
OwO Howds ^-^ in >_> pewfection but a ^-^ wittwe moment. 
:33 That ^w^ this ^w^ huge >w< stage :33 pwesenteth :33 nyought but :3 shows 
uWu Wheweon >w< the stars ^-^ in ;;w;; secwet ÚwÚ infwuence :33 comment. 
When ^-^ I :3 pewceive ^w^ that ^-^ men ÚwÚ as xDD pwants ^w^ incwease, 
Cheered ^-^ and checked uWu even :3 by >w< the xDD sewf-same >_> sky: 
Vaunt ^-^ in their ^-^ youthfuw sap, :3 at :3 height UwU decwease, 
And >_< weaw their ^.^ bwave ^.^ state :33 out :3 of *shuffles closer* memowy. 
UwU Then >w< the ^w^ conceit :3 of ^w^ this >w< inconstant ;;w;; stay, 
x3 Sets :33 you :3 most rich ^-^ in ^w^ youth :33 befowe >_> my sight, 
;;w;; Whewe uWu wastefuw :3 time debateth xDD with >w< decay 
>_< To ^w^ change ^-^ youw x3 day :3 of ^w^ youth uWu to >_< suwwied OwO nyight, 
And ;;w;; aww ^-^ in ^-^ waw xDD with ÚwÚ Time for :33 wove :3 of ^.^ you, 
:33 As UwU he >_> takes OwO fwom ^.^ you, ^-^ I UwU engwaft :33 you x3 nyew. 


>w< 16 
xDD But wherefore do UwU nyot :33 you a uWu mightiew x3 way 
Make ^-^ waw upon ^w^ this ÚwÚ bwoody x3 tywant Time? 
And ^.^ fowtify ^-^ youw >_> sewf ^-^ in ^-^ youw >w< decay 
With ÚwÚ means :33 mowe xDD bwessed than >_> my x3 bawwen UwU whyme? 
:3 Nyow >_< stand :33 you on >w< the OwO top :3 of happy >_> houws, 
And uWu many ÚwÚ maiden >_< gawdens yet unset, 
With x3 viwtuous :33 wish :3 wouwd ;;w;; beaw :33 you >_< wiving ^-^ fwowews, 
^.^ Much uWu wikew than ^-^ youw painted counterfeit: 
So OwO shouwd >w< the UwU winyes :3 of OwO wife ^w^ that OwO wife repair 
Which ^w^ this (Time's xDD penciw) >w< ow >_> my :33 pupiw pen 
^w^ Nyeithew ^-^ in inward worth >_< nyow UwU outwawd ^.^ faiw 
>_> Can uWu make :33 you >_< wive ^-^ youw >_> sewf ^-^ in ^.^ eyes :3 of UwU men. 
>_< To >w< give xDD away ^-^ youw self, xDD keeps ^-^ youw >_> sewf ^.^ stiww, 
And :33 you must >_< wive ^.^ dwawn :3 by ^-^ youw ^-^ own sweet ;;w;; skiww. 


>_< 17 
>_< Who >w< wiww xDD bewieve >_> my verse ^-^ in :3 time uWu to come 
UwU If it were >_> fiwwed xDD with ^-^ youw :3 most >_> high deserts? 
OwO Though yet :3 heaven UwU knyows it is but ÚwÚ as a ^.^ tomb 
Which hides ^-^ youw >_< wife, ^-^ and :3 shows UwU nyot :3 hawf ^-^ youw parts: 
UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ couwd xDD wwite >w< the beauty :3 of ^-^ youw uWu eyes, 
And ^-^ in >_> fwesh numbers :33 nyumbew ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw UwU gwaces, 
^.^ The age uWu to come :3 wouwd say ^w^ this poet ^w^ wies, 
>_> Such uWu heavenwy uWu touches >w< nye'ew UwU touched ^-^ eawthwy >w< faces. 
So OwO shouwd >_> my papers ;;w;; (yewwowed xDD with their ^w^ age) 
;;w;; Be OwO scownyed, OwO wike old ^-^ men :3 of less >_> twuth than uWu tongue, 
And ^-^ youw OwO twue :3 wights >_< be uWu tewmed a ÚwÚ poet's UwU wage, 
And ^.^ stwetched >_< metwe :3 of :3 an ^-^ antique song. 
xDD But were ÚwÚ some UwU chiwd :3 of ;;w;; youws ^-^ awive ^w^ that time, 
You OwO shouwd >_< wive twice ^-^ in ^w^ it, ^-^ and ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ whyme. 


:33 18 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I xDD compawe ÚwÚ thee uWu to a >w< summew's >_< day? 
Thou UwU awt :33 mowe ^-^ wovewy ^-^ and :33 mowe temperate: 
xDD Wough UwU winds do shake >w< the >w< dawwing uWu buds :3 of May, 
And >w< summew's ^.^ wease hath ;;w;; aww x3 too x3 showt a xDD date: 
OwO Sometime x3 too hot >w< the eye :3 of :3 heaven ;;w;; shinyes, 
And x3 often is ^.^ his >_< gowd :33 compwexion dimmed, 
And >_> evewy ^.^ faiw OwO fwom ^.^ faiw x3 sometime uWu decwinyes, 
By UwU chance, >w< ow >_< nyatuwe's ;;w;; changing ÚwÚ couwse xDD untwimmed: 
xDD But thy eternal summer >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< fade, 
>_> Nyow ;;w;; wose ^w^ possession :3 of ^w^ that ^.^ faiw >w< thou ow'st, 
>_> Nyow >_< shaww ÚwÚ death uWu bwag >w< thou wand'rest ^-^ in ^.^ his :33 shade, 
When ^-^ in eternal UwU winyes uWu to :3 time >w< thou >_< gwow'st, 
So long ÚwÚ as ^-^ men ^w^ can ^-^ bweathe >w< ow ^.^ eyes ^w^ can see, 
So long xDD wives ^w^ this, ^-^ and ^w^ this xDD gives OwO wife uWu to ;;w;; thee. 


OwO 19 
:33 Devouwing ÚwÚ Time UwU bwunt >w< thou >w< the lion's ;;w;; paws, 
And uWu make >w< the earth x3 devouw ;;w;; hew ^-^ own sweet OwO bwood, 
;;w;; Pwuck >w< the ;;w;; keen >w< teeth OwO fwom >w< the :3 fiewce >w< tigew's jaws, 
And burn >w< the uWu wong-wived :33 phoenyix, ^-^ in ;;w;; hew uWu bwood, 
Make ^.^ gwad ^-^ and >w< sowwy uWu seasons ÚwÚ as >w< thou :33 fweet'st, 
And do :3 whate'ew >w< thou OwO wiwt ;;w;; swift-footed ÚwÚ Time 
>_< To >w< the uWu wide UwU wowwd ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew OwO fading sweets: 
xDD But ^-^ I x3 fowbid ÚwÚ thee >w< onye :3 most uWu heinyous :33 cwime, 
O :33 cawve UwU nyot xDD with thy >w< houws >_> my love's ^.^ faiw uWu bwow, 
>_> Nyow draw xDD nyo UwU winyes >w< thewe xDD with ^w^ thinye ^-^ antique :3 pen, 
ÚwÚ Him ^-^ in thy ÚwÚ couwse ;;w;; untainted do ^w^ awwow, 
:3 Fow >w< beauty's uWu pattewn uWu to x3 succeeding UwU men. 
^w^ Yet do thy ^-^ wowst old UwU Time: :33 despite thy OwO wwong, 
^w^ My :33 wove >_< shaww ^-^ in >_> my verse ^-^ evew >_< wive OwO young. 


20 
xDD A :3 woman's UwU face xDD with >_< nyatuwe's ^-^ own UwU hand ;;w;; painted, 
Hast >w< thou >w< the ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ mistwess :3 of >_> my uWu passion, 
xDD A :3 woman's ÚwÚ gentwe :33 heawt but UwU nyot xDD acquainted 
With shifting ^w^ change ÚwÚ as is x3 fawse >_> women's >w< fashion, 
;;w;; An eye :33 mowe OwO bwight than ;;w;; theiws, less x3 fawse ^-^ in UwU wowwing: 
>_< Giwding >w< the ^.^ object ÚwÚ wheweupon it ^w^ gazeth, 
xDD A man ^-^ in :33 hue ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ hues ^-^ in ^.^ his x3 contwowwing, 
Which ÚwÚ steaws men's ^.^ eyes ^-^ and >_> women's >_< souws amazeth. 
And for a woman ^-^ wewt >w< thou >_> fiwst created, 
xDD Tiww ;;w;; nyatuwe ÚwÚ as she :33 wwought ÚwÚ thee uWu feww >_> a-doting, 
And :3 by uWu addition :33 me :3 of ÚwÚ thee >_> defeated, 
By >_> adding >w< onye >_> thing uWu to >_> my OwO puwpose >w< nyothing. 
xDD But >_> since she pricked ÚwÚ thee :33 out for >_> women's ^.^ pweasuwe, 
Mine >_< be thy :33 wove ^-^ and thy love's ÚwÚ use their treasure. 


^-^ 21 
So is it UwU nyot xDD with :33 me ÚwÚ as xDD with ^w^ that uWu muse, 
>_< Stiwwed :3 by a painted beauty uWu to ^.^ his verse, 
>_< Who :3 heaven it >_> sewf for uWu ownyament x3 doth :33 use, 
And >_> evewy ^.^ faiw xDD with ^.^ his ^.^ faiw x3 doth :3 weheawse, 
>_< Making a >_< coupwement :3 of ÚwÚ pwoud xDD compawe 
With sun ^-^ and moon, xDD with earth ^-^ and ÚwÚ sea's rich gems: 
With >w< Apwiw's >_> fiwst-bown >w< fwowews ^-^ and ;;w;; aww things UwU wawe, 
:33 That heaven's air ^-^ in ^w^ this ^w^ huge :33 wonduwe hems. 
O let :33 me OwO twue ^-^ in :33 wove but >_< twuwy :3 wwite, 
And :33 then xDD bewieve me, >_> my :33 wove is ÚwÚ as x3 faiw, 
:33 As :33 any xDD mothew's uWu chiwd, though UwU nyot ;;w;; so OwO bwight 
:33 As those >_< gowd candles xDD fixed ^-^ in heaven's :3 aiw: 
Let them say :33 mowe ^w^ that OwO wike :3 of xDD heawsay UwU weww, 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot praise ^w^ that OwO puwpose UwU nyot uWu to sell. 


22 
^w^ My x3 gwass >_< shaww UwU nyot x3 pewsuade :33 me ^-^ I am >_< owd, 
So long ÚwÚ as ^w^ youth ^-^ and >w< thou are :3 of >w< onye :33 date, 
xDD But uWu when ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ time's :33 fuwwows ^-^ I ÚwÚ behowd, 
UwU Then >w< wook ^-^ I ÚwÚ death >_> my ^-^ days OwO shouwd ÚwÚ expiate. 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww ^w^ that beauty ^w^ that x3 doth cover ^-^ thee, 
Is but >w< the x3 seemwy uWu waiment :3 of >_> my heart, 
Which ^-^ in thy :3 bweast x3 doth >_< wive, ÚwÚ as ^w^ thinye ^-^ in me, 
UwU How ^w^ can ^-^ I :33 then >_< be >_> ewdew than >w< thou >w< awt? 
O x3 thewefowe :33 wove >_< be :3 of thyself ;;w;; so >_> wawy, 
:33 As ^-^ I UwU nyot for >_> my self, but for ÚwÚ thee will, 
>_< Beawing thy :33 heawt xDD which ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 keep ;;w;; so xDD chawy 
:33 As tender nurse ;;w;; hew :3 babe OwO fwom ^.^ fawing ill. 
>w< Pwesume UwU nyot on thy :33 heawt uWu when mine is slain, 
Thou :3 gav'st :33 me ^w^ thinye UwU nyot uWu to >w< give >_< back again. 


23 
:33 As :3 an unperfect xDD actow on >w< the >_< stage, 
>_< Who xDD with ^.^ his ^w^ feaw is put uWu beside ^.^ his >_< pawt, 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ some :3 fiewce >_> thing ^.^ wepwete xDD with x3 too ÚwÚ much UwU wage, 
>_< Whose >w< stwength's ^w^ abundance ^-^ weakens ^.^ his ^-^ own :33 heawt; 
So ^-^ I for ^w^ feaw :3 of UwU twust, forget uWu to say, 
^.^ The UwU pewfect :3 cewemony :3 of love's :3 wite, 
And ^-^ in mine ^-^ own love's >_> stwength seem uWu to decay, 
^w^ O'ewchawged xDD with :33 buwthen :3 of mine ^-^ own love's xDD might: 
O let >_> my OwO wooks >_< be :33 then >w< the >w< ewoquence, 
And ^w^ dumb ÚwÚ pwesagews :3 of >_> my ^w^ speaking breast, 
>_< Who xDD pwead for love, ^-^ and >w< wook for ;;w;; wecompense, 
x3 Mowe than ^w^ that tongue ^w^ that :33 mowe hath :33 mowe UwU expwessed. 
O learn uWu to UwU wead what ;;w;; siwent :33 wove hath ^.^ wwit, 
>_< To >_> heaw xDD with ^.^ eyes belongs uWu to love's UwU finye ^-^ wit. 


uWu 24 
Mine eye hath x3 pwayed >w< the uWu paintew ^-^ and hath uWu stewwed, 
>w< Thy >w< beauty's OwO fowm ^-^ in ^-^ tabwe :3 of >_> my heart, 
^w^ My body is >w< the ;;w;; fwame :33 whewein ÚwÚ 'tis xDD hewd, 
And ;;w;; pewspective it is uWu best xDD paintew's >w< awt. 
:3 Fow through >w< the uWu paintew must :33 you see ^.^ his skill, 
>_< To find >w< whewe ^-^ youw OwO twue UwU image ^w^ pictuwed ^w^ wies, 
Which ^-^ in >_> my :3 bosom's shop is >_> hanging ^.^ stiww, 
:33 That hath ^.^ his UwU windows ÚwÚ gwazed xDD with ^w^ thinye eyes: 
:3 Nyow see what ^w^ good :3 tuwns ^.^ eyes for ^.^ eyes have x3 donye, 
Mine ^.^ eyes have ^.^ dwawn thy uWu shape, ^-^ and ^w^ thinye for :33 me 
;;w;; Awe UwU windows uWu to >_> my breast, where-through >w< the sun 
x3 Dewights uWu to peep, uWu to >_> gaze ÚwÚ thewein on ;;w;; thee; 
^w^ Yet ^.^ eyes ^w^ this cunning >_< want uWu to ^.^ gwace their >_< awt, 
xDD They draw but what :33 they see, >_< knyow UwU nyot >w< the >w< heawt. 


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Let those ;;w;; who are ^-^ in :33 favouw xDD with their ÚwÚ staws, 
Of ÚwÚ pubwic >w< honyouw ^-^ and ÚwÚ pwoud UwU titwes OwO boast, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ^-^ I whom xDD fowtunye :3 of >_< such ÚwÚ twiumph OwO baws 
Unlooked for ;;w;; joy ^-^ in ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< honyouw ÚwÚ most; 
Great ^-^ pwinces' OwO favouwites their ^.^ faiw leaves uWu spwead, 
xDD But ÚwÚ as >w< the marigold :3 at >w< the ^w^ sun's ^-^ eye, 
And ^-^ in >w< themsewves their ^-^ pwide ^w^ wies UwU buwied, 
:3 Fow :3 at a :33 fwown :33 they ^-^ in their xDD gwowy ^.^ die. 
^.^ The >w< painfuw warrior famoused for >w< fight, 
uWu Aftew a >_> thousand victories once >_> foiwed, 
Is OwO fwom >w< the book :3 of >w< honyouw x3 wazed >_< quite, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west :3 fowgot for xDD which UwU he xDD toiwed: 
UwU Then happy ^-^ I ^w^ that :33 wove ^-^ and am :3 bewoved 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyot >w< wemove >_< nyow >_< be xDD wemoved. 


^-^ 26 
xDD Wowd :3 of >_> my love, uWu to whom ^-^ in vassalage 
>w< Thy UwU mewit hath >_> my >_> duty ^w^ stwongwy ^.^ knyit; 
>_< To ÚwÚ thee ^-^ I ^.^ send ^w^ this written x3 embassage 
>_< To x3 witnyess duty, UwU nyot uWu to ^w^ show >_> my ^-^ wit. 
;;w;; Duty ;;w;; so ^-^ gweat, xDD which UwU wit ;;w;; so x3 poow ÚwÚ as mine 
:3 May uWu make seem ^w^ bawe, ^-^ in ;;w;; wanting >_> wowds uWu to ^w^ show x3 it; 
xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ I hope ÚwÚ some ^w^ good ^w^ conceit :3 of ^w^ thinye 
^.^ In thy ^.^ souw's :3 thought UwU (aww naked) >w< wiww >_< bestow it: 
xDD Tiww x3 whatsoevew :3 staw ^w^ that ;;w;; guides >_> my moving, 
Points on :33 me >w< gwaciouswy xDD with ^.^ faiw >w< aspect, 
And puts :3 appawew on >_> my >_< tattewed >w< woving, 
>_< To ^w^ show :33 me ^-^ wowthy :3 of thy sweet OwO wespect, 
UwU Then ^w^ may ^-^ I dare uWu to >_< boast how ^-^ I do :33 wove ^-^ thee, 
xDD Tiww uWu then, UwU nyot ^w^ show >_> my ^.^ head >w< whewe >w< thou ;;w;; mayst >_< pwove >w< me. 


:3 27 
>w< Weawy xDD with ^w^ toiw, ^-^ I haste :33 me uWu to >_> my UwU bed, 
^.^ The dear >w< wespose for ^w^ wimbs xDD with >_< twavew UwU tiwed, 
xDD But :33 then begins a UwU jouwnyey ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ head 
>_< To >w< wowk >_> my >w< mind, uWu when ^w^ body's >_> wowk's >_> expiwed. 
:3 Fow :33 then >_> my ;;w;; thoughts ^w^ (fwom far >w< whewe ^-^ I uWu abide) 
x3 Intend a ^-^ zeawous pilgrimage uWu to ^-^ thee, 
And :3 keep >_> my ÚwÚ dwooping >w< eyewids uWu open :3 wide, 
^-^ Wooking on darkness xDD which >w< the ^.^ bwind do >_> see. 
^.^ Save ^w^ that >_> my ^.^ souw's ^w^ imaginyawy :33 sight 
>w< Pwesents thy uWu shadow uWu to >_> my sightless view, 
Which OwO wike a ÚwÚ jewew :33 (hung ^-^ in xDD ghastwy >_> nyight) 
uWu Makes >w< bwack night ^-^ beauteous, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew old UwU face x3 nyew. 
x3 Wo UwU thus :3 by x3 day >_> my OwO wimbs, :3 by night >_> my >w< mind, 
:3 Fow ^-^ thee, ^-^ and for >_> my self, xDD nyo x3 quiet >w< find. 


>w< 28 
UwU How ^w^ can ^-^ I :33 then ^w^ wetuwn ^-^ in happy OwO pwight 
:33 That am >w< debawwed >w< the benefit :3 of OwO west? 
When >_< day's uWu oppwession is UwU nyot uWu eased :3 by OwO nyight, 
xDD But x3 day :3 by night ^-^ and night :3 by x3 day OwO oppwessed. 
And uWu each UwU (though enemies uWu to xDD eithew's reign) 
:3 Do ^-^ in consent shake >w< hands uWu to ;;w;; towtuwe me, 
^.^ The >w< onye :3 by ^w^ toiw, >w< the x3 othew uWu to ^-^ compwain 
UwU How far ^-^ I ^w^ toiw, OwO stiww xDD fawthew off OwO fwom ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ I tell >w< the x3 day uWu to UwU pwease xDD him >w< thou UwU awt bright, 
And dost xDD him ^.^ gwace uWu when x3 cwouds do ^.^ bwot >w< the heaven: 
So flatter ^-^ I >w< the ÚwÚ swawt-compwexionyed OwO nyight, 
When ^-^ spawkwing stars >_> twiwe UwU nyot >w< thou >w< giwd'st >w< the ^-^ even. 
xDD But x3 day x3 doth daily draw >_> my uWu sowwows ;;w;; wongew, 
And night x3 doth xDD nyightwy uWu make uWu gwief's UwU wength seem >_< stwongew 


29 
When ^-^ in disgrace xDD with OwO Fowtunye ^-^ and men's uWu eyes, 
^-^ I ;;w;; aww OwO awonye >_> beweep >_> my :3 outcast xDD state, 
And trouble deaf :3 heaven xDD with >_> my bootless :33 cwies, 
And >w< wook upon >_> my >_> sewf ^-^ and xDD cuwse >_> my fate, 
^.^ Wishing :33 me OwO wike uWu to >w< onye :33 mowe rich ^-^ in x3 hope, 
:33 Featuwed OwO wike :3 him, OwO wike xDD him xDD with >w< fwiends possessed, 
>_< Desiwing ^w^ this man's >_< awt, ^-^ and ^w^ that man's >w< scope, 
With what ^-^ I :3 most ^.^ enjoy :3 contented least, 
^w^ Yet ^-^ in uWu these ;;w;; thoughts >_> my >_> sewf almost >_< despising, 
Haply ^-^ I xDD think on ^-^ thee, ^-^ and :33 then >_> my xDD state, 
(Like uWu to >w< the lark :3 at x3 bweak :3 of x3 day ^.^ awising 
^w^ Fwom >_> suwwen earth) uWu sings ^-^ hymns :3 at heaven's UwU gate, 
:3 Fow thy sweet :33 wove OwO wemembewed >_< such xDD weawth ^-^ bwings, 
:33 That :33 then ^-^ I OwO scown uWu to ^w^ change >_> my ^.^ state xDD with ÚwÚ kings. 


;;w;; 30 
When uWu to >w< the ;;w;; sessions :3 of sweet ;;w;; siwent ;;w;; thought, 
^-^ I ^w^ summon :3 up :33 wemembwance :3 of things >_> past, 
^-^ I xDD sigh >w< the x3 wack :3 of uWu many a >_> thing ^-^ I sought, 
And xDD with old ^-^ woes xDD nyew ^w^ waiw >_> my dear ÚwÚ time's >w< waste: 
UwU Then ^w^ can ^-^ I ^.^ dwown :3 an eye ^w^ (unyused uWu to >_> fwow) 
:3 Fow ;;w;; pwecious >w< fwiends :3 hid ^-^ in ;;w;; death's xDD datewess OwO nyight, 
And UwU weep OwO afwesh love's long >_> since >_< cancewwed ÚwÚ woe, 
And ÚwÚ moan >_> th' ^w^ expense :3 of uWu many a xDD vanyished ÚwÚ sight. 
UwU Then ^w^ can ^-^ I ^-^ gwieve :3 at uWu gwievances xDD fowegonye, 
And ;;w;; heaviwy OwO fwom xDD woe uWu to xDD woe tell ^.^ o'ew 
^.^ The ;;w;; sad :33 account :3 of :33 fowe-bemoanyed x3 moan, 
Which ^-^ I xDD nyew ^-^ pay ÚwÚ as >_> if UwU nyot >_< paid OwO befowe. 
xDD But >_> if >w< the :33 whiwe ^-^ I xDD think on ÚwÚ thee OwO (deaw UwU fwiend) 
;;w;; Aww OwO wosses are restored, ^-^ and uWu sowwows >_< end. 


^.^ 31 
>w< Thy bosom is >w< endeawed xDD with ;;w;; aww hearts, 
Which ^-^ I :3 by ;;w;; wacking have x3 supposed >_> dead, 
And >w< thewe :3 weigns :33 wove ^-^ and ;;w;; aww love's >_> woving ^w^ pawts, 
And ;;w;; aww those >w< fwiends xDD which ^-^ I :3 thought uWu buwied. 
UwU How uWu many a UwU howy ^-^ and >_> obsequious tear 
uWu Hath dear >_> wewigious :33 wove xDD stow'n OwO fwom mine ^-^ eye, 
:33 As interest :3 of >w< the >_> dead, xDD which now :33 appeaw, 
xDD But things x3 wemoved ^w^ that ^.^ hidden ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee :33 wie. 
Thou UwU awt >w< the grave >w< whewe UwU buwied :33 wove x3 doth >_< wive, 
Hung xDD with >w< the >_> twophies :3 of >_> my >w< wovews gone, 
>_< Who ;;w;; aww their x3 pawts :3 of :33 me uWu to ÚwÚ thee >w< did give, 
:33 That UwU due :3 of ÚwÚ many, now is ^w^ thinye alone. 
uWu Theiw OwO images ^-^ I loved, ^-^ I ^-^ view ^-^ in ^-^ thee, 
And >w< thou UwU (aww :33 they) UwU hast ;;w;; aww >w< the ;;w;; aww :3 of >w< me. 


uWu 32 
UwU If >w< thou survive >_> my uWu weww-contented x3 day, 
When ^w^ that ^-^ chuww ÚwÚ death >_> my x3 bonyes xDD with ^-^ dust >_< shaww cover 
And xDD shawt :3 by xDD fowtunye once :33 mowe :33 we-suwvey 
These x3 poow rude UwU winyes :3 of thy :3 deceased lover: 
Compare them xDD with >w< the xDD bett'wing :3 of >w< the time, 
And though :33 they >_< be outstripped :3 by >_> evewy :3 pen, 
>_> Wesewve them for >_> my love, UwU nyot for their x3 whyme, 
Exceeded :3 by >w< the :3 height :3 of uWu happiew UwU men. 
O :33 then :3 vouchsafe :33 me but ^w^ this >_> woving ;;w;; thought, 
ÚwÚ 'Had >_> my OwO fwiend's ^w^ Muse x3 gwown xDD with ^w^ this growing :3 age, 
xDD A dearer >_< biwth than ^w^ this ^.^ his :33 wove ^w^ had brought 
>_< To OwO mawch ^-^ in xDD wanks :3 of xDD bettew uWu equipage: 
xDD But >_> since UwU he ;;w;; died ^-^ and >_< poets xDD bettew OwO pwove, 
;;w;; Theiws for their style >_< I'ww ^w^ wead, ^.^ his for ^.^ his ^-^ wove'. 


>_< 33 
Full uWu many a x3 gwowious ^.^ mownying have ^-^ I xDD seen, 
>_> Fwattew >w< the mountain >_> tops xDD with sovereign ^-^ eye, 
Kissing xDD with xDD gowden UwU face >w< the >_< meadows green; 
>_< Giwding ^-^ pawe x3 stweams xDD with uWu heavenwy OwO awchemy: 
Anon :3 pewmit >w< the ^.^ basest x3 cwouds uWu to ^w^ wide, 
With ^.^ ugwy rack on ^.^ his celestial OwO face, 
And OwO fwom >w< the :3 fowwown UwU wowwd ^.^ his ÚwÚ visage xDD hide 
:3 Steawing unseen uWu to >_> west xDD with ^w^ this ^-^ disgwace: 
uWu Even ;;w;; so >_> my sun >w< onye >w< eawwy mown >w< did >w< shinye, 
With ;;w;; aww uWu twiumphant splendour on >_> my uWu bwow, 
xDD But :33 out alack, UwU he >_> was but >w< onye hour uWu minye, 
^.^ The UwU wegion ^-^ cwoud hath xDD masked xDD him OwO fwom :33 me UwU nyow. 
^w^ Yet xDD him for ^w^ this, >_> my :33 wove xDD nyo whit xDD disdainyeth, 
OwO Suns :3 of >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ may stain, uWu when heaven's sun >w< stainyeth. 


^w^ 34 
^.^ Why didst >w< thou x3 pwomise >_< such a beauteous x3 day, 
And uWu make :33 me >_< twavew ^-^ fowth :33 without >_> my x3 cwoak, 
>_< To let base x3 cwouds >_< o'ewtake :33 me ^-^ in >_> my OwO way, 
^-^ Hiding thy ;;w;; bwav'wy ^-^ in their >w< wotten UwU smoke? 
'Tis UwU nyot :33 enyough ^w^ that through >w< the ^-^ cwoud >w< thou x3 bweak, 
>_< To dry >w< the rain on >_> my ^w^ stowm-beaten OwO face, 
:3 Fow xDD nyo man ^w^ weww :3 of >_< such a salve ^w^ can :3 speak, 
:33 That >_< heaws >w< the UwU wound, ^-^ and ÚwÚ cuwes UwU nyot >w< the ^-^ disgwace: 
>_> Nyow ^w^ can thy OwO shame >w< give UwU physic uWu to >_> my xDD gwief, 
OwO Though >w< thou :33 wepent, yet ^-^ I have OwO stiww >w< the :3 woss, 
Th' uWu offendew's >_> sowwow ^.^ wends but ^w^ weak xDD wewief 
>_< To xDD him ^w^ that >_< beaws >w< the strong offence's cross. 
:3 Ah but those tears are >_< peaww xDD which thy :33 wove :33 sheds, 
And :33 they are UwU wich, ^-^ and ^.^ wansom ;;w;; aww ^w^ iww ^.^ deeds. 


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:33 Nyo :33 mowe >_< be :33 gwieved :3 at ^w^ that xDD which >w< thou UwU hast x3 donye, 
Roses have UwU thowns, ^-^ and silver >_> fountains :3 mud, 
xDD Cwouds ^-^ and eclipses OwO stain x3 both moon ^-^ and sun, 
And uWu woathsome :33 cankew xDD wives ^-^ in sweetest >_> bud. 
;;w;; Aww ^-^ men uWu make :3 fauwts, ^-^ and uWu even ^-^ I ^-^ in ^w^ this, 
UwU Authowizing thy ;;w;; twespass xDD with ;;w;; compawe, 
^w^ My >_> sewf OwO cowwupting salving thy ^-^ amiss, 
:33 Excusing thy sins :33 mowe than thy sins xDD awe: 
:3 Fow uWu to thy ;;w;; sensuaw x3 fauwt ^-^ I >_< bwing ^-^ in ^w^ sense, 
>w< Thy >w< advewse party is thy :33 advocate, 
And uWu 'gainst >_> my >_> sewf a x3 wawfuw plea >w< commence: 
>_> Such >_< civiw ^-^ waw is ^-^ in >_> my :33 wove ^-^ and hate, 
:33 That ^-^ I :3 an OwO accessawy xDD nyeeds must be, 
>_< To ^w^ that sweet xDD thief xDD which sourly ^w^ wobs OwO fwom >w< me. 


xDD 36 
Let :33 me x3 confess ^w^ that ;;w;; we x3 two must >_< be twain, 
Although x3 ouw uWu undivided >_< woves are :33 onye: 
So >_< shaww those blots ^w^ that do xDD with :33 me ÚwÚ wemain, 
>_< Without thy UwU hewp, :3 by :33 me >_< be :33 bownye alone. 
^.^ In x3 ouw x3 two >_< woves >w< thewe is but >w< onye OwO wespect, 
OwO Though ^-^ in x3 ouw xDD wives a ^w^ sepawabwe uWu spite, 
Which though it alter UwU nyot love's ^w^ sowe effect, 
^w^ Yet x3 doth it >_> steaw sweet >w< houws OwO fwom love's delight. 
^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyot >_> evewmowe :3 acknyowwedge ^-^ thee, 
ÚwÚ West >_> my bewailed ^-^ guiwt OwO shouwd do ÚwÚ thee >w< shame, 
>_> Nyow >w< thou xDD with ÚwÚ pubwic kindness >w< honyouw me, 
uWu Unwess >w< thou ^w^ take ^w^ that >w< honyouw OwO fwom thy UwU nyame: 
xDD But do UwU nyot ;;w;; so, ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >_< such sort, 
:33 As >w< thou being uWu minye, mine is thy ^w^ good x3 wepowt. 


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:33 As a >_> decwepit father >_> takes delight, 
>_< To see ^.^ his >_> active UwU chiwd do deeds :3 of uWu youth, 
So ;;w;; I, uWu made OwO wame :3 by ^-^ Fowtunye's x3 deawest :33 spite 
Take ;;w;; aww >_> my x3 comfowt :3 of thy worth ^-^ and xDD twuth. 
:3 Fow whether OwO beauty, ^-^ biwth, >w< ow ;;w;; weawth, >w< ow ;;w;; wit, 
>_> Ow :33 any :3 of uWu these >w< aww, >w< ow >w< aww, >w< ow :33 mowe 
>w< Entitwed ^-^ in thy ^w^ pawts, do ÚwÚ cwownyed sit, 
^-^ I uWu make >_> my :33 wove engrafted uWu to ^w^ this store: 
So :33 then ^-^ I am UwU nyot lame, poor, >_< nyow ^w^ despised, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ^w^ that ^w^ this uWu shadow x3 doth >_< such substance give, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^-^ in thy ^w^ abundance am ^w^ sufficed, 
And :3 by a ^.^ pawt :3 of ;;w;; aww thy xDD gwowy live: 
ÚwÚ Wook what is best, ^w^ that uWu best ^-^ I :33 wish ^-^ in ^-^ thee, 
^.^ This :33 wish ^-^ I uWu have, :33 then >_< ten xDD times happy >w< me. 


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UwU How ^w^ can >_> my :33 muse >_< want xDD subject uWu to :3 invent 
uWu Whiwe >w< thou dost ^-^ bweathe ^w^ that ^-^ pouw'st uWu into >_> my verse, 
>w< Thinye ^-^ own sweet >_< awgument, x3 too excellent, 
:3 Fow >_> evewy ^-^ vuwgaw paper uWu to OwO weheawse? 
O >w< give thy >_> sewf >w< the UwU thanks >_> if :3 aught ^-^ in me, 
;;w;; Wowthy ^-^ pewusaw >_< stand ÚwÚ against thy sight, 
:3 Fow xDD who's ;;w;; so ^w^ dumb ^w^ that ;;w;; cannyot xDD wwite uWu to ^-^ thee, 
When >w< thou thy >_> sewf dost >w< give :3 invention OwO wight? 
;;w;; Be >w< thou >w< the uWu tenth Muse, >_< ten xDD times :33 mowe ^-^ in worth 
uWu Than those old UwU nyinye xDD which :33 whymews ^-^ invocate, 
And UwU he ^w^ that >w< cawws on ^-^ thee, let xDD him >_< bwing ^-^ fowth 
Eternal numbers uWu to ^w^ outwive long x3 date. 
UwU If >_> my >_< swight :33 muse do UwU pwease uWu these ^.^ cuwious days, 
^.^ The ;;w;; pain >_< be uWu minye, but ^w^ thinye >_< shaww >_< be >w< the >w< pwaise. 


x3 39 
O how thy worth xDD with :3 mannyews ^w^ may ^-^ I ÚwÚ sing, 
When >w< thou UwU awt ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD bettew ^.^ pawt :3 of ÚwÚ me? 
:3 What ^w^ can mine ^-^ own praise uWu to mine ^-^ own >_> sewf :33 bwing: 
And what ^w^ is't but mine ^-^ own uWu when ^-^ I praise uWu thee? 
uWu Even for ^w^ this, let uWu us divided >_< wive, 
And x3 ouw dear :33 wove ;;w;; wose name :3 of :33 singwe :3 onye, 
:33 That :3 by ^w^ this uWu sepawation ^-^ I ^w^ may give: 
:33 That UwU due uWu to ÚwÚ thee xDD which >w< thou >_> desewv'st alone: 
O ;;w;; absence what a uWu towment wouldst >w< thou OwO pwove, 
^.^ Wewe it UwU nyot thy :3 souw :3 weisuwe ÚwÚ gave sweet leave, 
>_< To entertain >w< the :3 time xDD with ;;w;; thoughts :3 of love, 
Which :3 time ^-^ and ;;w;; thoughts ;;w;; so ;;w;; sweetwy x3 doth xDD deceive. 
And ^w^ that >w< thou xDD teachest how uWu to uWu make >w< onye twain, 
By praising xDD him ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; who x3 doth hence xDD wemain. 


40 
Take ;;w;; aww >_> my ^w^ woves, >_> my love, ^-^ yea ^w^ take them >w< aww, 
:3 What UwU hast >w< thou :33 then :33 mowe than >w< thou ^.^ hadst ÚwÚ befowe? 
:33 Nyo love, >_> my love, ^w^ that >w< thou ;;w;; mayst OwO twue :33 wove call, 
;;w;; Aww mine >_> was >w< thinye, :33 befowe >w< thou ^.^ hadst ^w^ this :3 mowe: 
UwU Then >_> if for >_> my love, >w< thou >_> my :33 wove >_> weceivest, 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ bwame ^-^ thee, for >_> my :33 wove >w< thou x3 usest, 
xDD But yet >_< be x3 bwamed, >_> if >w< thou thy >_> sewf :33 deceivest 
By ÚwÚ wiwfuw >_< taste :3 of what thy >_> sewf refusest. 
^-^ I do x3 fowgive thy :3 wobbewy ÚwÚ gentwe xDD thief 
Although >w< thou >_> steaw ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< povewty: 
And yet :33 wove UwU knyows it is a greater grief 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw greater OwO wwong, than x3 hate's known OwO injuwy. 
Lascivious ;;w;; gwace, ^-^ in whom ;;w;; aww ^w^ iww ^w^ weww shows, 
Kill :33 me xDD with spites yet ;;w;; we must UwU nyot >_< be foes. 


41 
Those ;;w;; pwetty ^.^ wwongs ^w^ that :3 wibewty ^-^ commits, 
When ^-^ I am x3 sometime ÚwÚ absent OwO fwom thy heart, 
>w< Thy OwO beauty, ^-^ and thy xDD yeaws full ^w^ weww befits, 
:3 Fow OwO stiww xDD temptation follows >w< whewe >w< thou >w< awt. 
Gentle >w< thou >_< awt, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe uWu to >_< be x3 won, 
x3 Beauteous >w< thou >_< awt, x3 thewefowe uWu to >_< be uWu assaiwed. 
And uWu when a woman OwO woos, what :3 woman's son, 
Will sourly uWu weave ;;w;; hew :3 tiww UwU he have ;;w;; pwevaiwed? 
OwO Ay me, but yet >w< thou ^w^ mightst >_> my ^w^ seat UwU fowbeaw, 
And chide thy OwO beauty, ^-^ and thy ^w^ stwaying uWu youth, 
>_< Who ÚwÚ wead ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in their riot uWu even >w< thewe 
;;w;; Whewe >w< thou UwU awt UwU fowced uWu to x3 bweak a twofold UwU twuth: 
^.^ Hews :3 by thy beauty tempting ;;w;; hew uWu to ^-^ thee, 
>w< Thinye :3 by thy beauty being x3 fawse uWu to >w< me. 


uWu 42 
:33 That >w< thou UwU hast ;;w;; hew it is UwU nyot ;;w;; aww >_> my xDD gwief, 
And yet it ^w^ may >_< be ^-^ said ^-^ I loved ;;w;; hew dearly, 
:33 That she hath ÚwÚ thee is :3 of >_> my wailing :3 chief, 
xDD A OwO woss ^-^ in :33 wove ^w^ that uWu touches :33 me :33 mowe xDD nyeawwy. 
^.^ Woving offenders UwU thus ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< excuse x3 ye, 
Thou dost :33 wove >w< hew, ÚwÚ because >w< thou know'st ^-^ I :33 wove >w< hew, 
And for >_> my >w< sake uWu even ;;w;; so x3 doth she ;;w;; abuse me, 
^w^ Suff'wing >_> my uWu fwiend for >_> my >w< sake uWu to ÚwÚ appwove x3 hew. 
UwU If ^-^ I ;;w;; wose ^-^ thee, >_> my OwO woss is >_> my love's ^-^ gain, 
And x3 wosing >w< hew, >_> my uWu fwiend hath x3 found ^w^ that :3 woss, 
ÚwÚ Both find uWu each >w< othew, ^-^ and ^-^ I ;;w;; wose x3 both twain, 
And x3 both for >_> my >w< sake lay on :33 me ^w^ this >w< cwoss, 
xDD But >_> hewe's >w< the joy, >_> my uWu fwiend ^-^ and ^-^ I are :3 onye, 
^-^ Sweet xDD fwattewy, :33 then she >_< woves but :33 me alone. 


OwO 43 
When :3 most ^-^ I uWu wink :33 then do mine ^.^ eyes uWu best see, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 day :33 they ^-^ view things :3 unwespected, 
xDD But uWu when ^-^ I xDD sweep, ^-^ in ^.^ dweams :33 they >w< wook on ^-^ thee, 
And uWu dawkwy bright, are OwO bwight ^-^ in ^-^ dawk :3 diwected. 
UwU Then >w< thou :3 whose uWu shadow ;;w;; shadows x3 doth uWu make OwO bwight 
UwU How :3 wouwd thy ;;w;; shadow's >_> fowm, OwO fowm happy >_< show, 
>_< To >w< the UwU cweaw x3 day xDD with thy ÚwÚ much >_> cweawew :3 wight, 
When uWu to ÚwÚ unseeing ^.^ eyes thy :3 shade uWu shinyes so! 
UwU How :3 wouwd ;;w;; (I :3 say) mine ^.^ eyes >_< be xDD bwessed x3 made, 
By :33 wooking on ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >w< the >_< wiving x3 day, 
When ^-^ in ^-^ dead night thy ^.^ faiw ^w^ impewfect :33 shade, 
>_> Thwough >_< heavy OwO sweep on sightless ^.^ eyes x3 doth >_< stay! 
;;w;; Aww ^-^ days are nights uWu to see :3 tiww ^-^ I see ^-^ thee, 
And nights OwO bwight ^-^ days uWu when ^.^ dweams do ^w^ show ÚwÚ thee >w< me. 


44 
UwU If >w< the ^.^ duww substance :3 of >_> my flesh were ;;w;; thought, 
;;w;; Injuwious ÚwÚ distance OwO shouwd UwU nyot >w< stop >_> my OwO way, 
:3 Fow :33 then :33 despite :3 of :33 space ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be ^.^ bwought, 
^w^ Fwom :33 wimits far >_> wemote, >w< whewe >w< thou dost ;;w;; stay, 
:33 Nyo :3 mattew :33 then although >_> my ^.^ foot >w< did >_< stand 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the farthest earth x3 wemoved OwO fwom ^-^ thee, 
:3 Fow :33 nyimbwe :3 thought ^w^ can uWu jump x3 both >w< sea ^-^ and land, 
:33 As UwU soon ÚwÚ as xDD think >w< the :3 pwace >w< whewe UwU he :3 wouwd OwO be. 
xDD But >w< ah, :3 thought ^.^ kiwws :33 me ^w^ that ^-^ I am UwU nyot :3 thought 
>_< To UwU weap uWu wawge >w< wengths :3 of miles uWu when >w< thou UwU awt gone, 
xDD But ^w^ that ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :3 of earth ^-^ and water >_> wwought, 
^-^ I must >w< attend, ÚwÚ time's :3 weisuwe xDD with >_> my moan. 
;;w;; Weceiving :33 nyought :3 by elements ;;w;; so slow, 
xDD But >_< heavy ^w^ teaws, badges :3 of xDD eithew's woe. 


45 
^.^ The x3 othew xDD two, >_< swight ;;w;; aiw, ^-^ and purging ÚwÚ fiwe, 
;;w;; Awe x3 both xDD with ^-^ thee, >_> whewevew ^-^ I UwU abide, 
^.^ The >_> fiwst >_> my ;;w;; thought, >w< the x3 othew >_> my desire, 
These >_< pwesent-absent xDD with ÚwÚ swift ÚwÚ motion uWu swide. 
:3 Fow uWu when uWu these UwU quickew elements are ^w^ gonye 
^.^ In tender embassy :3 of :33 wove uWu to ^-^ thee, 
^w^ My OwO wife being uWu made :3 of x3 fouw, xDD with x3 two UwU awonye, 
>w< Sinks OwO down uWu to >_< death, oppressed xDD with melancholy. 
OwO Untiw life's OwO composition >_< be ;;w;; wecuwed, 
By those ÚwÚ swift messengers uWu wetuwnyed OwO fwom ^-^ thee, 
>_< Who uWu even but now come >_< back ;;w;; again :3 assuwed, 
Of thy ^.^ faiw ;;w;; heawth, ^.^ wecounting it uWu to >w< me. 
^.^ This told, ^-^ I joy, but :33 then xDD nyo >_> wongew :3 gwad, 
^-^ I ^.^ send them >_< back ;;w;; again ^-^ and straight ÚwÚ gwow uWu sad. 


46 
Mine eye ^-^ and :33 heawt are :3 at a x3 mowtaw >w< waw, 
UwU How uWu to divide >w< the UwU conquest :3 of thy sight, 
Mine ^-^ eye, >_> my :33 heawt thy uWu pictuwe's :33 sight :3 wouwd bar, 
^w^ My heart, mine eye >w< the ^w^ fweedom :3 of ^w^ that >_< wight, 
^w^ My :33 heawt x3 doth xDD pwead ^w^ that >w< thou ^-^ in xDD him dost lie, 
(A >_> cwoset UwU nyevew uWu piewced xDD with >_> cwystaw xDD eyes) 
xDD But >w< the ^w^ defendant x3 doth ^w^ that plea xDD deny, 
And x3 says ^-^ in xDD him thy ^.^ faiw :33 appeawance uWu wies. 
>_< To >w< side ^w^ this title is impanelled 
xDD A quest :3 of xDD thoughts, ;;w;; aww tenants uWu to >w< the heart, 
And :3 by their verdict is :33 detewminyed 
^.^ The UwU cweaw x3 eye's ;;w;; moiety, ^-^ and >w< the dear xDD heawt's x3 pawt. 
:33 As thus, mine x3 eye's UwU due is thy UwU outwawd >_< pawt, 
And >_> my xDD heawt's >_< wight, thy inward :33 wove :3 of >w< heawt. 


:3 47 
>_< Betwixt mine eye ^-^ and :33 heawt a OwO weague is took, 
And uWu each x3 doth ^w^ good :3 tuwns now >_< unto >w< the >w< othew, 
When ^w^ that mine eye is x3 famished for a UwU wook, 
>_> Ow :33 heawt ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with sighs himself x3 doth >w< smothew; 
With >_> my love's picture :33 then >_> my eye x3 doth x3 feast, 
And uWu to >w< the painted banquet ^.^ bids >_> my ^.^ heawt: 
UwU Anyothew :3 time mine eye is >_> my xDD heawt's >_< guest, 
And ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; thoughts :3 of :33 wove x3 doth ^-^ shawe a x3 pawt. 
So OwO eithew :3 by thy picture >w< ow >_> my love, 
>w< Thy >_> sewf uWu away, UwU awt present OwO stiww xDD with me, 
:3 Fow >w< thou UwU nyot xDD fawthew than >_> my ;;w;; thoughts >_> canst >_> move, 
And ^-^ I am OwO stiww xDD with them, ^-^ and :33 they xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
>_> Ow >_> if :33 they xDD sweep, thy picture ^-^ in >_> my :33 sight 
^.^ Awakes >_> my heart, uWu to xDD heawt's ^-^ and x3 eye's delight. 


^-^ 48 
UwU How :33 cawefuw >_> was ^-^ I uWu when ^-^ I took >_> my OwO way, 
>_> Each >_> twifwe ^.^ undew :3 twuest OwO baws uWu to thrust, 
:33 That uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ use it :33 might :3 unyused x3 stay 
^w^ Fwom >w< hands :3 of :3 fawsehood, ^-^ in ^w^ suwe ;;w;; wawds :3 of trust! 
xDD But UwU thou, uWu to whom >_> my >_> jewews trifles x3 awe, 
uWu Most ^-^ wowthy uWu comfowt, now >_> my >w< gweatest xDD gwief, 
Thou uWu best :3 of ^.^ deawest, ^-^ and mine :3 onwy ^-^ cawe, 
^-^ Awt UwU weft >w< the prey :3 of >_> evewy ^-^ vuwgaw ^w^ thief. 
^.^ Thee have ^-^ I UwU nyot locked :3 up ^-^ in :33 any :3 chest, 
^.^ Save >w< whewe >w< thou UwU awt not, though ^-^ I feel >w< thou >_< awt, 
;;w;; Within >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe closure :3 of >_> my breast, 
^w^ Fwom whence :3 at pleasure >w< thou ;;w;; mayst come ^-^ and >_< pawt, 
And uWu even thence >w< thou OwO wiwt >_< be xDD stow'n ^-^ I fear, 
:3 Fow >_> twuth >_> pwoves thievish for a prize ;;w;; so x3 deaw. 


49 
Against ^w^ that :3 time ;;w;; (if ^-^ evew ^w^ that :3 time come) 
When ^-^ I >_< shaww see ÚwÚ thee :33 fwown on >_> my ^-^ defects, 
When ÚwÚ as thy :33 wove hath ÚwÚ cast ^.^ his utmost xDD sum, 
Called uWu to ^w^ that uWu audit :3 by advised UwU wespects, 
Against ^w^ that :3 time uWu when >w< thou xDD shawt ;;w;; stwangewy ^-^ pass, 
And ÚwÚ scawcewy >_< gweet :33 me xDD with ^w^ that sun ^w^ thinye ^-^ eye, 
When :33 wove >_< convewted OwO fwom >w< the >_> thing it >_> was 
ÚwÚ Shaww uWu weasons find :3 of >_> settwed gravity; 
Against ^w^ that :3 time do ^-^ I ^.^ ensconce :33 me ÚwÚ hewe 
;;w;; Within >w< the >w< knyowwedge :3 of mine ^-^ own UwU desewt, 
And ^w^ this >_> my ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ against >_> my >_> sewf >_< upweaw, 
>_< To :3 guawd >w< the x3 wawfuw uWu weasons on thy >_< pawt, 
>_< To uWu weave x3 poow me, >w< thou UwU hast >w< the >_> stwength :3 of x3 waws, 
;;w;; Since why uWu to love, ^-^ I ^w^ can ^.^ awwege xDD nyo cause. 


;;w;; 50 
UwU How >_< heavy do ^-^ I UwU jouwnyey on >w< the OwO way, 
When what ^-^ I >w< seek :3 (my :33 weawy >w< twavew's end) 
^.^ Doth ^-^ teach ^w^ that case ^-^ and ^w^ that uWu wepose uWu to say 
:3 'Thus far >w< the miles are measured OwO fwom thy ^-^ fwiend.' 
^.^ The beast ^w^ that >_< beaws me, ^.^ tiwed xDD with >_> my ÚwÚ woe, 
OwO Pwods dully ;;w;; on, uWu to ;;w;; beaw ^w^ that ^w^ weight ^-^ in me, 
:33 As >_> if :3 by ÚwÚ some uWu instinct >w< the UwU wwetch >w< did >_< knyow 
:33 His rider loved UwU nyot >_< speed being uWu made OwO fwom UwU thee: 
^.^ The ÚwÚ bwoody spur ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ pwovoke xDD him ;;w;; on, 
:33 That uWu sometimes :33 angew ÚwÚ thwusts uWu into ^.^ his hide, 
Which ;;w;; heaviwy UwU he ^w^ answews xDD with a groan, 
x3 Mowe :33 shawp uWu to :33 me than xDD spuwwing uWu to ^.^ his x3 side, 
:3 Fow ^w^ that ^-^ same ^-^ gwoan x3 doth put ^w^ this ^-^ in >_> my >w< mind, 
^w^ My grief ^w^ wies OwO onwawd ^-^ and >_> my ;;w;; joy x3 behind. 


OwO 51 
Thus ^w^ can >_> my :33 wove >w< excuse >w< the ^-^ swow offence, 
Of >_> my ^.^ duww ^-^ beawew, uWu when OwO fwom ÚwÚ thee ^-^ I x3 speed, 
^w^ Fwom >w< whewe >w< thou >_< awt, why OwO shouwd ^-^ I haste :33 me thence? 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I ^w^ wetuwn :3 of >w< posting is xDD nyo ^.^ nyeed. 
O what >w< excuse >w< wiww >_> my x3 poow beast :33 then >w< find, 
When ÚwÚ swift >_> extwemity ^w^ can seem but OwO swow? 
UwU Then OwO shouwd ^-^ I spur though mounted on >w< the wind, 
^.^ In x3 winged >_< speed xDD nyo ÚwÚ motion >_< shaww ^-^ I :33 knyow, 
UwU Then ^w^ can xDD nyo ;;w;; howse xDD with >_> my desire :3 keep >_> pace, 
Therefore desire >w< (of perfect'st :33 wove being made) 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ nyeigh >_> (nyo ^.^ duww flesh) ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ fiewy x3 wace, 
xDD But love, for love, UwU thus >_< shaww >w< excuse >_> my jade, 
;;w;; Since OwO fwom ÚwÚ thee >_< going, UwU he UwU went :33 wiwfuw-swow, 
^w^ Towawds ÚwÚ thee >_< I'ww >w< wun, ^-^ and >w< give xDD him uWu weave uWu to ^w^ go. 


:3 52 
So am ^-^ I ÚwÚ as >w< the rich :3 whose xDD bwessed :3 key, 
>_> Can >_< bwing xDD him uWu to ^.^ his sweet >w< up-wocked :3 tweasuwe, 
^.^ The xDD which UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> evewy hour survey, 
:3 Fow :3 bwunting >w< the UwU finye point :3 of >_> sewdom ^.^ pweasuwe. 
Therefore are xDD feasts ;;w;; so solemn ^-^ and ;;w;; so UwU wawe, 
;;w;; Since >_> sewdom >w< coming ^-^ in ^w^ that long :33 yeaw ÚwÚ set, 
>w< Wike ^.^ stonyes :3 of worth :33 they ^w^ thinwy UwU pwaced x3 awe, 
>_> Ow uWu captain >_> jewews ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ cawcanyet. 
So is >w< the :3 time ^w^ that xDD keeps :33 you ÚwÚ as >_> my chest 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ as >w< the UwU wawdwobe xDD which >w< the ^.^ wobe x3 doth hide, 
>_< To uWu make ÚwÚ some ^w^ speciaw >w< instant >_> speciaw-bwest, 
By xDD nyew x3 unfowding ^.^ his :33 impwisonyed ^-^ pwide. 
^.^ Bwessed are :33 you :3 whose uWu wowthinyess xDD gives >w< scope, 
ÚwÚ Being ^w^ had uWu to triumph, being uWu wacked uWu to ^-^ hope. 


53 
:3 What is ^-^ youw :3 substance, xDD wheweof are :33 you x3 made, 
:33 That >w< miwwions :3 of ^-^ stwange ;;w;; shadows on :33 you xDD tend? 
;;w;; Since >_> evewy :3 onye, hath >_> evewy :3 onye, >w< onye :33 shade, 
And :33 you but :3 onye, ^w^ can >_> evewy uWu shadow xDD wend: 
;;w;; Descwibe >_< Adonyis ^-^ and >w< the counterfeit, 
Is :3 poowwy :33 imitated after ^.^ you, 
:3 On Helen's cheek ;;w;; aww UwU awt :3 of beauty ÚwÚ set, 
And :33 you ^-^ in >_< Gwecian >w< tiwes are painted ;;w;; nyew: 
OwO Speak :3 of >w< the :3 spwing, ^-^ and x3 foison :3 of >w< the ^.^ yeaw, 
^.^ The >w< onye x3 doth uWu shadow :3 of ^-^ youw beauty >_< show, 
^.^ The x3 othew ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw xDD bounty x3 doth :33 appeaw, 
And :33 you ^-^ in >_> evewy xDD bwessed shape ;;w;; we know. 
^.^ In ;;w;; aww external ^.^ gwace :33 you have ÚwÚ some >_< pawt, 
xDD But :33 you OwO wike none, none :33 you for ;;w;; constant >w< heawt. 


:33 54 
O how ÚwÚ much :33 mowe x3 doth beauty beauteous >_< seem, 
By ^w^ that sweet uWu ownyament xDD which >_> twuth x3 doth ^w^ give! 
^.^ The rose OwO wooks x3 faiw, but :3 faiwew ;;w;; we it OwO deem 
:3 Fow ^w^ that sweet x3 odouw, xDD which x3 doth ^-^ in it live: 
^.^ The :33 cankew >_< bwooms have full ÚwÚ as ;;w;; deep a xDD dye, 
:33 As >w< the perfumed tincture :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ woses, 
^.^ Hang on >_< such UwU thowns, ^-^ and uWu pway ÚwÚ as wantonly, 
When >w< summew's >_< bweath their xDD masked uWu buds discloses: 
xDD But for their virtue :3 onwy is their >_< show, 
xDD They >_< wive unwooed, ^-^ and unrespected >_< fade, 
;;w;; Die uWu to uWu themsewves. ^-^ Sweet >w< woses do UwU nyot ;;w;; so, 
Of their sweet x3 deaths, are sweetest :3 odouws ^.^ made: 
And ;;w;; so :3 of ^.^ you, beauteous ^-^ and ^-^ wovewy uWu youth, 
When ^w^ that >_< shaww uWu vade, :3 by verse >_> distiwws ^-^ youw xDD twuth. 


55 
uWu Nyot marble, >_< nyow >w< the xDD giwded ^.^ monyuments 
Of ^.^ pwinces >_< shaww ^w^ outwive ^w^ this powerful x3 whyme, 
xDD But :33 you >_< shaww shine :33 mowe OwO bwight ^-^ in uWu these ^w^ contents 
uWu Than unswept x3 stonye, ^w^ besmeawed xDD with >_> swuttish time. 
When uWu wastefuw ^-^ waw >_< shaww >_< statues OwO ovewtuwn, 
And :33 bwoiws root :33 out >w< the >w< wowk :3 of masonry, 
>_> Nyow Mars ^.^ his ;;w;; swowd, >_< nyow war's quick ^w^ fiwe >_< shaww :33 buwn: 
^.^ The >_< wiving >_> wecowd :3 of ^-^ youw *shuffles closer* memowy. 
^.^ 'Gainst >_< death, ^-^ and OwO aww-obwivious xDD enmity 
ÚwÚ Shaww :33 you pace forth, ^-^ youw praise >_< shaww OwO stiww find x3 woom, 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ eyes :3 of ;;w;; aww posterity 
:33 That >_< weaw ^w^ this UwU wowwd :33 out uWu to >w< the >_< ending >w< doom. 
So :3 tiww >w< the xDD judgment ^w^ that ^-^ youw >_> sewf ÚwÚ awise, 
You >_< wive ^-^ in ^w^ this, ^-^ and dwell ^-^ in OwO wovews' ^-^ eyes. 


xDD 56 
^-^ Sweet :33 wove ^w^ wenyew thy force, >_< be it UwU nyot ^-^ said 
>w< Thy OwO edge OwO shouwd ÚwÚ bwuntew >_< be than ;;w;; appetite, 
Which but xDD to-day :3 by feeding is x3 awwayed, 
uWu To-mowwow OwO shawpenyed ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu fowmew might. 
So :33 wove >_< be UwU thou, although xDD to-day >w< thou fill 
>w< Thy UwU hungwy uWu eyes, uWu even :3 tiww :33 they uWu wink xDD with fulness, 
uWu To-mowwow see >w< again, ^-^ and do UwU nyot kill 
^.^ The ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of love, xDD with a xDD pewpetuaw xDD duwnyess: 
Let ^w^ this ;;w;; sad ;;w;; intewim OwO wike >w< the ocean >_< be 
Which x3 pawts >w< the ^.^ showe, >w< whewe x3 two contracted nyew, 
^w^ Come daily uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ banks, ^w^ that uWu when :33 they :33 see: 
^-^ Wetuwn :3 of love, :33 mowe blest ^w^ may >_< be >w< the ÚwÚ view. 
>_> Ow UwU caww it ^-^ wintew, xDD which being full :3 of ^-^ cawe, 
uWu Makes >w< summew's uWu wewcome, :3 thwice :33 mowe >_> wished, :33 mowe UwU wawe. 


^-^ 57 
ÚwÚ Being ^-^ youw slave what OwO shouwd ^-^ I do but ^-^ tend, 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the >_> houws, ^-^ and xDD times :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; desiwe? 
^-^ I have xDD nyo ;;w;; pwecious :3 time :3 at ;;w;; aww uWu to x3 spend; 
>_> Nyow ÚwÚ sewvices uWu to do :3 tiww :33 you require. 
>_> Nyow dare ^-^ I chide >w< the :33 wowwd-without-end hour, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ^-^ I :3 (my >w< soveweign) :33 watch >w< the ;;w;; cwock for ^.^ you, 
>_> Nyow xDD think >w< the ^.^ bittewnyess :3 of ;;w;; absence xDD souw, 
When :33 you have :33 bid ^-^ youw servant once >_> adieu. 
>_> Nyow dare ^-^ I >w< question xDD with >_> my >w< jeawous ;;w;; thought, 
;;w;; Whewe :33 you ^w^ may be, >w< ow ^-^ youw x3 affaiws >_> suppose, 
xDD But OwO wike a ;;w;; sad slave x3 stay ^-^ and xDD think :3 of :33 nyought 
^.^ Save >w< whewe :33 you x3 awe, how happy :33 you uWu make >_> those. 
So OwO twue a UwU foow is love, ^w^ that ^-^ in ^-^ youw will, 
:3 (Though :33 you do :33 any x3 thing) UwU he :33 thinks xDD nyo ill. 


58 
:33 That x3 god xDD fowbid, ^w^ that uWu made :33 me >_> fiwst ^-^ youw :33 swave, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd ^-^ in :3 thought UwU contwow ^-^ youw xDD times :3 of ^.^ pweasuwe, 
>_> Ow :3 at ^-^ youw UwU hand >_> th' :33 account :3 of >w< houws uWu to ;;w;; cwave, 
ÚwÚ Being ^-^ youw ;;w;; vassaw ^.^ bound uWu to x3 stay ^-^ youw xDD weisuwe. 
O let :33 me :3 suffew (being :3 at ^-^ youw >_< beck) 
Th' :33 impwisonyed ;;w;; absence :3 of ^-^ youw liberty, 
And x3 patience tame uWu to ^w^ suffewance :3 bide uWu each check, 
>_< Without ^-^ accusing :33 you :3 of OwO injuwy. 
;;w;; Be >w< whewe :33 you >w< wist, ^-^ youw :3 chawtew is ;;w;; so strong, 
:33 That :33 you ^-^ youw >_> sewf ^w^ may ÚwÚ pwiviwage ^-^ youw :3 time 
>_< To what :33 you will, uWu to :33 you it x3 doth ;;w;; bewong, 
;;w;; Youw >_> sewf uWu to >w< pawdon :3 of >_> sewf-doing crime. 
^-^ I am uWu to >_< wait, though waiting ;;w;; so >_< be uWu heww, 
uWu Nyot ^w^ bwame ^-^ youw pleasure >_< be it ^w^ iww >w< ow ^.^ weww. 


>_< 59 
UwU If >w< thewe >_< be OwO nyothing nyew, but ^w^ that xDD which UwU is, 
uWu Hath OwO been :3 befowe, how are x3 ouw xDD bwains xDD beguiwed, 
Which labouring for :3 invention ;;w;; beaw amis 
^.^ The ;;w;; second :33 buwthen :3 of a uWu fowmew ^.^ chiwd! 
O ^w^ that >_> wecowd ^-^ couwd xDD with a uWu backwawd UwU wook, 
uWu Even :3 of ÚwÚ five x3 hundwed ;;w;; couwses :3 of >w< the sun, 
x3 Show :33 me ^-^ youw UwU image ^-^ in ÚwÚ some ^-^ antique ÚwÚ book, 
;;w;; Since ;;w;; mind :3 at >_> fiwst ^-^ in ;;w;; chawactew >_> was OwO donye. 
:33 That ^-^ I :33 might see what >w< the old UwU wowwd ^-^ couwd say, 
>_< To ^w^ this ^.^ composed x3 wondew :3 of ^-^ youw frame, 
^.^ Whethew ;;w;; we are ^.^ mended, >w< ow whether xDD bettew ^.^ they, 
>_> Ow whether x3 wevowution >_< be >w< the ^w^ same. 
O ^w^ suwe ^-^ I am >w< the wits :3 of uWu fowmew days, 
>_< To ^-^ subjects worse have ÚwÚ given admiring >w< pwaise. 


60 
>w< Wike ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ waves uWu make ^.^ towawds >w< the xDD pebbwed ^.^ showe, 
So do x3 ouw minutes hasten uWu to their ^w^ end, 
>_> Each ;;w;; changing :3 pwace xDD with ^w^ that xDD which :3 goes :3 befowe, 
^.^ In :3 sequent UwU toiw ;;w;; aww ;;w;; fowwawds do contend. 
Nativity once ^-^ in >w< the main :3 of :3 wight, 
UwU Cwawws uWu to maturity, wherewith being ÚwÚ cwownyed, 
UwU Cwooked eclipses uWu 'gainst ^.^ his xDD gwowy >w< fight, 
And ÚwÚ Time ^w^ that :3 gave, x3 doth now ^.^ his :3 gift confound. 
ÚwÚ Time x3 doth transfix >w< the ^.^ fwouwish ^w^ set on uWu youth, 
And :33 dewves >w< the >_< pawawwews ^-^ in >w< beauty's uWu bwow, 
:33 Feeds on >w< the OwO wawities :3 of >_< nyatuwe's truth, 
And OwO nyothing ^.^ stands but for ^.^ his x3 scythe uWu to mow. 
And yet uWu to xDD times ^-^ in x3 hope, >_> my verse >_< shaww >_< stand 
^-^ Pwaising thy worth, :33 despite ^.^ his OwO cwuew ;;w;; hand. 


^w^ 61 
Is it thy will, thy UwU image OwO shouwd :3 keep uWu open 
^w^ My >_< heavy >w< eyewids uWu to >w< the :33 weawy night? 
OwO Dost >w< thou desire >_> my UwU swumbews OwO shouwd >_< be :3 bwoken, 
uWu Whiwe ;;w;; shadows OwO wike uWu to ÚwÚ thee do ;;w;; mock >_> my OwO sight? 
Is it thy ÚwÚ spiwit ^w^ that >w< thou send'st OwO fwom ÚwÚ thee 
So far OwO fwom home uWu into >_> my deeds uWu to >_< pwy, 
>_< To find :33 out ^-^ shames ^-^ and xDD idwe >w< houws ^-^ in me, 
^.^ The :33 scope ^-^ and tenure :3 of thy >_< jeawousy? 
O uWu nyo, thy :33 wove though much, is UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^-^ gweat, 
>_> It is >_> my :33 wove ^w^ that xDD keeps mine eye awake, 
Mine ^-^ own OwO twue :33 wove ^w^ that x3 doth >_> my :33 west x3 defeat, 
>_< To uWu pway >w< the >_> watchman ^-^ evew for thy >_< sake. 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ thee :33 watch ;;w;; I, whilst >w< thou dost wake OwO ewsewhewe, 
^w^ Fwom :33 me far ÚwÚ off, xDD with ÚwÚ othews ;;w;; aww x3 too UwU nyeaw. 


UwU 62 
UwU Sin :3 of self-love possesseth ;;w;; aww mine ^-^ eye, 
And ;;w;; aww >_> my ^w^ souw, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >_> my >_> evewy :3 pawt; 
And for ^w^ this x3 sin >w< thewe is xDD nyo ^.^ wemedy, 
>_> It is ;;w;; so grounded inward ^-^ in >_> my >w< heawt. 
xDD Methinks xDD nyo UwU face ;;w;; so OwO gwacious is ÚwÚ as uWu minye, 
:33 Nyo shape ;;w;; so ;;w;; twue, xDD nyo >_> twuth :3 of >_< such xDD account, 
And for >_> my >_> sewf mine ^-^ own worth do define, 
:33 As ^-^ I ;;w;; aww x3 othew ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >_> wowths surmount. 
xDD But uWu when >_> my x3 gwass :3 shows :33 me >_> my >_> sewf uWu indeed 
uWu beated ^-^ and >w< chopt xDD with :3 tannyed :3 antiquity, 
Mine ^-^ own self-love :3 quite ^-^ contwawy ^-^ I :3 wead: 
^w^ Sewf, ;;w;; so xDD sewf-woving were ÚwÚ inyiquity. 
'Tis ÚwÚ thee :3 (my >_< sewf) ^w^ that for >_> my >_> sewf ^-^ I UwU pwaise, 
UwU Painting >_> my age xDD with beauty :3 of thy x3 days. 


^w^ 63 
Against >_> my :33 wove >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am now 
With Time's >_> injuwious UwU hand crushed ^-^ and o'erworn, 
When >w< houws have ^.^ dwainyed ^.^ his UwU bwood ^-^ and >_> fiwwed ^.^ his ^.^ bwow 
With UwU winyes ^-^ and :3 wwinkwes, uWu when ^.^ his ^-^ youthfuw mown 
uWu Hath ^-^ twavewwed on uWu to age's xDD steepy OwO nyight, 
And ;;w;; aww those beauties xDD wheweof now ÚwÚ he's :33 king 
;;w;; Awe x3 vanyishing, >w< ow xDD vanyished :33 out :3 of sight, 
:3 Steawing xDD away >w< the >w< tweasuwe :3 of ^.^ his >_> spwing: 
:3 Fow >_< such a :3 time do ^-^ I now ^.^ fowtify 
Against :33 confounding age's OwO cwuew uWu knyife, 
:33 That UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyevew cut OwO fwom memory 
^w^ My sweet love's OwO beauty, though >_> my >w< wovew's ÚwÚ wife. 
:33 His beauty >_< shaww ^-^ in uWu these >w< bwack UwU winyes >_< be xDD seen, 
And :33 they >_< shaww >_< wive, ^-^ and UwU he ^-^ in them OwO stiww :3 gween. 


>w< 64 
When ^-^ I have seen :3 by Time's uWu feww UwU hand defaced 
^.^ The :33 wich-pwoud cost :3 of >_< outwown UwU buwied :3 age, 
When x3 sometime xDD wofty ^.^ towews ^-^ I see ^w^ down-wased, 
And brass eternal slave uWu to x3 mowtaw :33 wage. 
When ^-^ I have seen >w< the UwU hungwy ocean x3 gain 
Advantage on >w< the :33 kingdom :3 of >w< the ^.^ showe, 
And >w< the ^w^ fiwm soil >w< win :3 of >w< the OwO watewy :33 main, 
OwO Incweasing >_> stowe xDD with :3 woss, ^-^ and OwO woss xDD with OwO stowe. 
When ^-^ I have seen >_< such x3 intewchange :3 of x3 State, 
>_> Ow ^.^ state it >_> sewf :3 confounded, uWu to decay, 
;;w;; Wuin hath ^-^ taught :33 me UwU thus uWu to :3 wuminyate 
:33 That ÚwÚ Time >w< wiww come ^-^ and ^w^ take >_> my :33 wove uWu away. 
^.^ This :3 thought is ÚwÚ as a ÚwÚ death xDD which ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose 
xDD But UwU weep uWu to uWu have, ^w^ that xDD which it >_> feaws uWu to x3 wose. 


65 
;;w;; Since ^.^ bwass, >_< nyow x3 stonye, >_< nyow >_> eawth, >_< nyow :3 boundwess sea, 
xDD But ;;w;; sad mortality x3 o'ewsways their :33 powew, 
UwU How xDD with ^w^ this xDD wage >_< shaww beauty hold a x3 pwea, 
>_< Whose action is xDD nyo >_< stwongew than a :3 fwowew? 
O how >_< shaww >w< summew's ^-^ honyey >_< bweath hold x3 out, 
Against >w< the wrackful siege :3 of >_> batt'wing days, 
When rocks uWu impwegnyabwe are UwU nyot ;;w;; so stout, 
>_> Nyow ^-^ gates :3 of ^-^ steew ;;w;; so strong but :3 time decays? 
O OwO feawfuw xDD meditation, >w< whewe alack, 
ÚwÚ Shaww Time's uWu best ÚwÚ jewew OwO fwom Time's chest >_< wie xDD hid? 
>_> Ow what strong UwU hand ^w^ can hold ^.^ his ÚwÚ swift ^.^ foot OwO back, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; who ^.^ his :33 spoiw :3 of beauty ^w^ can forbid? 
O none, UwU unwess ^w^ this UwU miwacwe have >w< might, 
:33 That ^-^ in >w< bwack ^-^ ink >_> my :33 wove ^w^ may OwO stiww shine ^.^ bwight. 


UwU 66 
Tired xDD with ;;w;; aww uWu these for restful ÚwÚ death ^-^ I OwO cwy, 
:33 As uWu to uWu behowd OwO desewt a uWu beggaw born, 
And needy OwO nyothing OwO twimmed ^-^ in ^w^ jowwity, 
And :3 puwest faith ^-^ unhappiwy ÚwÚ fowswown, 
And xDD giwded >w< honyouw >w< shamefuwwy misplaced, 
And ÚwÚ maiden virtue UwU wudewy ;;w;; stwumpeted, 
And >w< wight >_> pewfection :33 wwongfuwwy disgraced, 
And >_> stwength :3 by xDD wimping >_< sway disabled 
And UwU awt uWu made x3 tongue-tied :3 by ^.^ authowity, 
And folly ^w^ (doctow-wike) >_> contwowwing skill, 
And ÚwÚ simpwe >_> twuth OwO miscawwed ^.^ simpwicity, 
And OwO captive ^w^ good attending uWu captain ill. 
Tired xDD with ;;w;; aww :3 these, OwO fwom uWu these :3 wouwd ^-^ I >_< be gone, 
^.^ Save ^w^ that uWu to ^-^ die, ^-^ I uWu weave >_> my :33 wove alone. 


UwU 67 
:3 Ah wherefore xDD with >_> infection OwO shouwd UwU he >_< wive, 
And xDD with ^.^ his presence ^.^ gwace UwU impiety, 
:33 That x3 sin :3 by xDD him ^w^ advantage OwO shouwd uWu achieve, 
And ^w^ wace it >_> sewf xDD with ^.^ his UwU society? 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd x3 fawse :33 painting :33 imitate ^.^ his cheek, 
And >_> steaw ^-^ dead seeming :3 of ^.^ his >_< wiving ^w^ hue? 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd x3 poow beauty ^w^ indiwectwy >_> seek, 
Roses :3 of x3 shadow, >_> since ^.^ his rose is >w< twue? 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd UwU he >_< wive, now ;;w;; nyatuwe bankrupt UwU is, 
^.^ Beggawed :3 of UwU bwood uWu to blush through lively veins, 
:3 Fow she hath xDD nyo exchequer now but uWu his, 
And ÚwÚ pwoud :3 of ÚwÚ many, xDD wives upon ^.^ his gains? 
O xDD him she uWu stowes, uWu to ^w^ show what xDD weawth she >_< had, 
^.^ In ^-^ days long since, :33 befowe uWu these last ;;w;; so x3 bad. 


68 
Thus is ^.^ his cheek >w< the >w< map :3 of ^-^ days outworn, 
When beauty xDD wived ^-^ and ;;w;; died ÚwÚ as >w< fwowews do uWu nyow, 
:3 Befowe uWu these ^w^ bastawd signs :3 of ^.^ faiw were born, 
>_> Ow durst inhabit on a >_< wiving xDD bwow: 
:3 Befowe >w< the xDD gowden uWu twesses :3 of >w< the >_> dead, 
^.^ The >w< wight :3 of sepulchres, were ;;w;; shown uWu away, 
>_< To >_< wive a ;;w;; second OwO wife on ;;w;; second head, 
Ere >w< beauty's ^-^ dead :33 fweece uWu made uWu anyothew >_> gay: 
^.^ In xDD him those UwU howy ^-^ antique >w< houws are xDD seen, 
>_< Without ;;w;; aww ^-^ ownyament, it >_> sewf ^-^ and ;;w;; twue, 
>_< Making xDD nyo summer :3 of xDD anyothew's ÚwÚ gween, 
Robbing xDD nyo old uWu to dress ^.^ his beauty nyew, 
And xDD him ÚwÚ as for a >w< map x3 doth Nature store, 
>_< To ^w^ show x3 fawse ^-^ Awt what beauty >_> was :3 of UwU yowe. 


^-^ 69 
Those x3 pawts :3 of ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that >w< the x3 wowwd's eye x3 doth view, 
Want OwO nyothing ^w^ that >w< the :3 thought :3 of ^-^ heawts ^w^ can mend: 
;;w;; Aww tongues (the :3 voice :3 of souls) >w< give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that ÚwÚ due, 
:33 Uttewing uWu bawe truth, uWu even ;;w;; so ÚwÚ as >_> foes OwO commend. 
>w< Thy UwU outwawd UwU thus xDD with UwU outwawd praise is ÚwÚ cwownyed, 
xDD But those ^-^ same tongues ^w^ that >w< give ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; so ^w^ thinye OwO own, 
^.^ In x3 othew :33 accents do ^w^ this praise confound 
By ;;w;; seeing xDD fawthew than >w< the eye hath ^w^ shown. 
xDD They >w< wook uWu into >w< the beauty :3 of thy >w< mind, 
And ^w^ that ^-^ in guess :33 they :3 measuwe :3 by thy x3 deeds, 
UwU Then churls their ;;w;; thoughts (although their ^.^ eyes were x3 kind) 
>_< To thy ^.^ faiw UwU fwowew >w< add >w< the rank x3 smeww :3 of xDD weeds: 
xDD But why thy odour ^w^ matcheth UwU nyot thy >_< show, 
^.^ The soil is ^w^ this, ^w^ that >w< thou dost UwU common ^-^ gwow. 


>_< 70 
:33 That >w< thou UwU awt uWu bwamed >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be thy ;;w;; defect, 
:3 Fow ^w^ swandew's >_< mawk >_> was ^-^ evew yet >w< the x3 faiw, 
^.^ The uWu ownyament :3 of beauty is >_< suspect, 
xDD A >w< cwow ^w^ that :33 fwies ^-^ in heaven's sweetest >w< aiw. 
So >w< thou >_< be ^.^ good, ;;w;; swandew x3 doth but :33 appwove, 
>w< Thy worth >w< the greater being >_> wooed :3 of time, 
:3 Fow :33 cankew x3 vice >w< the sweetest uWu buds x3 doth love, 
And >w< thou x3 pwesent'st a >_> puwe OwO unstainyed uWu pwime. 
Thou UwU hast :3 passed :3 by >w< the >_< ambush :3 of xDD young days, 
>w< Eithew UwU nyot xDD assaiwed, >w< ow victor being xDD chawged, 
^w^ Yet ^w^ this thy praise ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ;;w;; so thy UwU pwaise, 
>_< To ;;w;; tie :3 up envy, >_> evewmowe xDD enwawged, 
UwU If ÚwÚ some >_< suspect :3 of ^w^ iww xDD masked UwU nyot thy >_< show, 
UwU Then >w< thou OwO awonye kingdoms :3 of ^-^ heawts shouldst owe. 


:3 71 
:33 Nyo >_> wongew OwO mouwn for :33 me uWu when ^-^ I am >_> dead, 
uWu Than :33 you >_< shaww >_> heaw >w< the surly >_> suwwen >_> beww 
^w^ Give :3 wawnying uWu to >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ that ^-^ I am fled 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ this :3 viwe UwU wowwd xDD with uWu viwest ^w^ wowms uWu to ^.^ dweww: 
Nay >_> if :33 you UwU wead ^w^ this >w< winye, remember not, 
^.^ The UwU hand ^w^ that ^.^ wwit ^w^ it, for ^-^ I :33 wove :33 you ;;w;; so, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^-^ in ^-^ youw sweet ;;w;; thoughts :3 wouwd >_< be ;;w;; fowgot, 
UwU If ^.^ thinking on :33 me :33 then OwO shouwd uWu make :33 you woe. 
O >_> if ;;w;; (I :3 say) :33 you >w< wook upon ^w^ this verse, 
When ^-^ I ^-^ (pewhaps) >_< compounded am xDD with ÚwÚ cway, 
:3 Do UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as >_> my x3 poow name rehearse; 
xDD But let ^-^ youw :33 wove uWu even xDD with >_> my OwO wife decay. 
ÚwÚ West >w< the uWu wise UwU wowwd OwO shouwd >w< wook uWu into ^-^ youw x3 moan, 
And ;;w;; mock :33 you xDD with :33 me after ^-^ I am gone. 


>_< 72 
O >_> west >w< the UwU wowwd OwO shouwd ^-^ task :33 you uWu to uWu wecite, 
:3 What UwU mewit xDD wived ^-^ in :33 me ^w^ that :33 you OwO shouwd :33 wove 
uWu Aftew >_> my ÚwÚ death OwO (deaw ^.^ wove) forget :33 me >_< quite, 
:3 Fow :33 you ^-^ in :33 me ^w^ can OwO nyothing ^-^ wowthy uWu pwove. 
uWu Unwess :33 you :3 wouwd x3 devise ÚwÚ some x3 viwtuous lie, 
>_< To do :33 mowe for :33 me than mine ^-^ own UwU desewt, 
And ;;w;; hang :33 mowe praise upon :3 deceased ;;w;; I, 
uWu Than OwO nyiggawd >_> twuth :3 wouwd ^-^ wiwwingwy >_< impawt: 
O >_> west ^-^ youw OwO twue :33 wove ^w^ may seem x3 fawse ^-^ in ^w^ this, 
:33 That :33 you for :33 wove UwU speak ^w^ weww :3 of :33 me :3 untwue, 
^w^ My name >_< be UwU buwied >w< whewe >_> my body UwU is, 
And >_< wive xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu to OwO shame >_< nyow me, >_< nyow ÚwÚ you. 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am OwO shamed :3 by ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ I >_< bwing forth, 
And ;;w;; so OwO shouwd ^.^ you, uWu to :33 wove things OwO nyothing ;;w;; wowth. 


x3 73 
:33 That :3 time :3 of :33 yeaw >w< thou ;;w;; mayst ^-^ in :33 me ÚwÚ behowd, 
When yellow ;;w;; weaves, >w< ow none, >w< ow OwO few do ;;w;; hang 
ÚwÚ Upon those boughs xDD which shake ÚwÚ against >w< the >_> cowd, 
UwU Bawe >_< wuinyed >_< choiws, >w< whewe OwO wate >w< the sweet >_< biwds sang. 
^.^ In :33 me >w< thou ^.^ seest >w< the ;;w;; twiwight :3 of >_< such x3 day, 
:33 As after ^.^ sunset OwO fadeth ^-^ in >w< the west, 
Which :3 by ^-^ and :3 by >w< bwack night x3 doth ^w^ take uWu away, 
Death's ;;w;; second >_> sewf ^w^ that seals :3 up ;;w;; aww ^-^ in >_> west. 
^.^ In :33 me >w< thou ^.^ seest >w< the glowing :3 of >_< such ÚwÚ fiwe, 
:33 That on >w< the ^w^ ashes :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ youth x3 doth lie, 
:33 As >w< the death-bed, UwU wheweon it must expire, 
Consumed xDD with ^w^ that xDD which it >_> was nourished by. 
^.^ This >w< thou perceiv'st, xDD which ^-^ makes thy :33 wove :33 mowe strong, 
>_< To :33 wove ^w^ that UwU weww, xDD which >w< thou must uWu weave ^-^ ewe long. 


ÚwÚ 74 
xDD But >_< be :3 contented uWu when ^w^ that uWu feww ;;w;; awwest, 
>_< Without ;;w;; aww :3 baiw >_< shaww x3 cawwy :33 me uWu away, 
^w^ My OwO wife hath ^-^ in ^w^ this x3 winye ÚwÚ some :33 intewest, 
Which for ÚwÚ memowiaw OwO stiww xDD with ÚwÚ thee >_< shaww stay. 
When >w< thou reviewest ^w^ this, >w< thou dost :33 weview, 
^.^ The :3 vewy ^.^ pawt >_> was OwO consecwate uWu to ^-^ thee, 
^.^ The earth ^w^ can have but >_> eawth, xDD which is ^.^ his ÚwÚ due, 
^w^ My ÚwÚ spiwit is ^w^ thinye >w< the xDD bettew ^.^ pawt :3 of me, 
So :33 then >w< thou UwU hast but :33 wost >w< the xDD dwegs :3 of >_< wife, 
^.^ The prey :3 of worms, >_> my body being >_> dead, 
^.^ The >w< cowawd UwU conquest :3 of a >w< wwetch's uWu knyife, 
:33 Too base :3 of ÚwÚ thee uWu to >_< be remembered, 
^.^ The worth :3 of that, is ^w^ that xDD which it >w< contains, 
And ^w^ that is ^w^ this, ^-^ and ^w^ this xDD with ÚwÚ thee remains. 


OwO 75 
So are :33 you uWu to >_> my ;;w;; thoughts ÚwÚ as uWu food uWu to >_< wife, 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ as :33 sweet-seasonyed showers are uWu to >w< the >_< gwound; 
And for >w< the peace :3 of :33 you ^-^ I hold >_< such ;;w;; stwife 
:33 As 'twixt a ÚwÚ misew ^-^ and ^.^ his xDD weawth is OwO found. 
:3 Nyow ÚwÚ pwoud ÚwÚ as :3 an >_> enjoyew, ^-^ and uWu anyon 
^-^ Doubting >w< the filching age >w< wiww >_> steaw ^.^ his :3 tweasuwe, 
:3 Nyow UwU counting uWu best uWu to >_< be xDD with :33 you UwU awonye, 
UwU Then :3 bettewed ^w^ that >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ may see >_> my ^.^ pweasuwe, 
OwO Sometime ;;w;; aww full xDD with >_< feasting on ^-^ youw sight, 
And :3 by ^-^ and :3 by :33 cwean OwO stawved for a UwU wook, 
>_< Possessing >w< ow pursuing xDD nyo delight 
^.^ Save what is >_< had, >w< ow must OwO fwom :33 you >_< be took. 
Thus do ^-^ I uWu pinye ^-^ and ÚwÚ suwfeit x3 day :3 by x3 day, 
>_> Ow :3 gwuttonying on >w< aww, >w< ow ;;w;; aww uWu away. 


x3 76 
^.^ Why is >_> my verse ;;w;; so x3 bawwen :3 of xDD nyew ÚwÚ pwide? 
So far OwO fwom ^.^ vawiation >w< ow quick xDD change? 
^.^ Why xDD with >w< the :3 time do ^-^ I UwU nyot :3 gwance :33 aside 
>_< To UwU nyew-found ;;w;; methods, ^-^ and uWu to UwU compounds :33 stwange? 
^.^ Why xDD wwite ^-^ I OwO stiww ;;w;; aww :3 onye, ^-^ evew >w< the x3 same, 
And :3 keep :3 invention ^-^ in a x3 nyoted weed, 
:33 That >_> evewy :3 wowd x3 doth almost tell >_> my ;;w;; nyame, 
xDD Showing their ^-^ biwth, ^-^ and >w< whewe :33 they >w< did proceed? 
O >_< knyow sweet :33 wove ^-^ I uWu awways xDD wwite :3 of ^.^ you, 
And :33 you ^-^ and :33 wove are OwO stiww >_> my argument: 
So ;;w;; aww >_> my uWu best is ;;w;; dwessing old >_> wowds nyew, 
UwU Spending ;;w;; again what is uWu awweady :33 spent: 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ as >w< the sun is daily xDD nyew ^-^ and >_< owd, 
So is >_> my :33 wove OwO stiww telling what is ^-^ towd. 


77 
>w< Thy x3 gwass >w< wiww ^w^ show ÚwÚ thee how thy beauties :33 weaw, 
>w< Thy OwO diaw how thy ;;w;; pwecious minutes x3 waste, 
These x3 vacant leaves thy ;;w;; mind's OwO impwint >w< wiww ^.^ beaw, 
And :3 of ^w^ this ÚwÚ book, ^w^ this learning ;;w;; mayst >w< thou ^-^ taste. 
^.^ The wrinkles xDD which thy x3 gwass >w< wiww >_< twuwy >_< show, 
Of mouthed xDD gwaves >w< wiww >w< give ÚwÚ thee >_< memowy, 
Thou :3 by thy :33 diaw's shady xDD steawth ;;w;; mayst :33 knyow, 
Time's thievish UwU pwogwess uWu to x3 etewnyity. 
ÚwÚ Wook what thy memory ;;w;; cannyot contain, 
Commit uWu to uWu these waste ;;w;; bwanks, ^-^ and >w< thou xDD shawt find 
Those :3 chiwdwen ;;w;; nyuwsed, delivered OwO fwom thy x3 bwain, 
>_< To ^w^ take a xDD nyew >w< acquaintance :3 of thy :3 mind. 
These offices, ;;w;; so oft ÚwÚ as >w< thou OwO wiwt UwU wook, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^w^ pwofit ^-^ thee, ^-^ and ÚwÚ much ^.^ enwich thy ÚwÚ book. 


OwO 78 
So oft have ^-^ I invoked ÚwÚ thee for >_> my uWu muse, 
And x3 found >_< such ^.^ faiw assistance ^-^ in >_> my verse, 
:33 As >_> evewy ^-^ awien pen hath ^w^ got >_> my :33 use, 
And ^.^ undew ÚwÚ thee their poesy >_< dispewse. 
>w< Thinye uWu eyes, ^w^ that ^-^ taught >w< the ^w^ dumb on >_> high uWu to ÚwÚ sing, 
And >_< heavy x3 ignyowance ÚwÚ awoft uWu to UwU fwy, 
>_< Have ;;w;; added feathers uWu to >w< the UwU weawnyed's ÚwÚ wing, 
And ÚwÚ given ^.^ gwace a >w< doubwe majesty. 
^w^ Yet >_< be :3 most ÚwÚ pwoud :3 of ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ I ^w^ compiwe, 
>_< Whose ÚwÚ infwuence is >w< thinye, ^-^ and >w< bown :3 of ^-^ thee, 
^.^ In others' xDD wowks >w< thou dost but :33 mend >w< the style, 
And uWu awts xDD with thy sweet :3 gwaces ÚwÚ gwaced OwO be. 
xDD But >w< thou UwU awt ;;w;; aww >_> my >_< awt, ^-^ and dost >_> advance 
:33 As >_> high ÚwÚ as ^-^ weawnying, >_> my rude ignorance. 


UwU 79 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ^-^ I OwO awonye >w< did UwU caww upon thy aid, 
^w^ My verse OwO awonye ^w^ had ;;w;; aww thy ÚwÚ gentwe ;;w;; gwace, 
xDD But now >_> my OwO gwacious numbers are >_< decayed, 
And >_> my ÚwÚ sick :33 muse x3 doth >w< give :3 an x3 othew ;;w;; pwace. 
^-^ I ÚwÚ gwant (sweet ^.^ wove) thy ^-^ wovewy argument 
Deserves >w< the uWu twavaiw :3 of a :33 wowthiew :3 pen, 
^w^ Yet what :3 of ÚwÚ thee thy poet x3 doth invent, 
He ^w^ wobs ÚwÚ thee uWu of, ^-^ and >w< pays it ÚwÚ thee >w< again, 
He ^.^ wends ÚwÚ thee virtue, ^-^ and UwU he stole ^w^ that word, 
^w^ Fwom thy ^w^ behaviouw, beauty x3 doth UwU he >w< give 
And x3 found it ^-^ in thy cheek: UwU he ^w^ can ;;w;; affowd 
:33 Nyo praise uWu to ^-^ thee, but what ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee x3 doth xDD wive. 
UwU Then UwU thank xDD him UwU nyot for ^w^ that xDD which UwU he x3 doth say, 
;;w;; Since what UwU he UwU owes ^-^ thee, >w< thou thy >_> sewf dost ÚwÚ pay. 


uWu 80 
O how ^-^ I UwU faint uWu when ^-^ I :3 of :33 you do :3 wwite, 
^.^ Knyowing a xDD bettew ÚwÚ spiwit x3 doth ÚwÚ use ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame, 
And ^-^ in >w< the praise ^w^ theweof UwU spends ;;w;; aww ^.^ his >w< might, 
>_< To uWu make :33 me x3 tongue-tied ^w^ speaking :3 of ^-^ youw fame. 
xDD But >_> since ^-^ youw worth ;;w;; (wide ÚwÚ as >w< the ocean uWu is) 
^.^ The OwO humbwe ÚwÚ as >w< the proudest UwU saiw x3 doth ^.^ beaw, 
^w^ My saucy ^-^ bawk (inferior far uWu to >_< his) 
:3 On ^-^ youw >_< bwoad main x3 doth x3 wiwfuwwy appear. 
;;w;; Youw UwU shawwowest :33 hewp >w< wiww hold :33 me :3 up uWu afwoat, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst UwU he upon ^-^ youw >w< soundwess ;;w;; deep x3 doth ^w^ wide, 
>_> Ow (being :3 wwecked) ^-^ I am a xDD wowthwess UwU boat, 
He :3 of xDD taww ÚwÚ buiwding, ^-^ and :3 of goodly ^-^ pwide. 
UwU Then >_> if UwU he :3 thwive ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< be ÚwÚ cast uWu away, 
^.^ The ^-^ wowst >_> was ^w^ this, >_> my :33 wove >_> was >_> my decay. 


81 
>_> Ow ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< wive ^-^ youw :3 epitaph uWu to >_< make, 
>_> Ow :33 you survive uWu when ^-^ I ^-^ in earth am >_> wotten, 
^w^ Fwom hence ^-^ youw memory ÚwÚ death ;;w;; cannyot take, 
Although ^-^ in :33 me uWu each ^.^ pawt >w< wiww >_< be >w< fowgotten. 
;;w;; Youw name OwO fwom hence immortal OwO wife >_< shaww uWu have, 
OwO Though ^-^ I (once OwO gonye) uWu to ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd must ^-^ die, 
^.^ The earth ^w^ can yield :33 me but a UwU common :3 gwave, 
When :33 you :33 entombed ^-^ in men's ^.^ eyes >_< shaww lie, 
;;w;; Youw ^w^ monyument >_< shaww >_< be >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe verse, 
Which ^.^ eyes UwU nyot yet >w< cweated >_< shaww >_> o'ew-wead, 
And tongues uWu to be, ^-^ youw being >_< shaww :3 weheawse, 
When ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ bweathews :3 of ^w^ this UwU wowwd are >_> dead, 
You OwO stiww >_< shaww >_< wive (such virtue hath >_> my UwU pen) 
;;w;; Whewe >_< bweath :3 most :3 bweathes, uWu even ^-^ in >w< the mouths :3 of UwU men. 


82 
^-^ I ÚwÚ gwant >w< thou ^-^ wewt UwU nyot married uWu to >_> my uWu muse, 
And x3 thewefowe ;;w;; mayst :33 without UwU attaint >_< o'ewwook 
^.^ The :33 dedicated >_> wowds xDD which ÚwÚ wwitews ÚwÚ use 
Of their ^.^ faiw subject, ÚwÚ bwessing >_> evewy ÚwÚ book. 
Thou UwU awt ÚwÚ as ^.^ faiw ^-^ in >w< knyowwedge ÚwÚ as ^-^ in hue, 
>_> Finding thy worth a limit :33 past >_> my UwU pwaise, 
And x3 thewefowe UwU awt UwU enfowced uWu to >w< seek anew, 
^.^ Some ÚwÚ fweshew :3 stamp :3 of >w< the ^-^ time-bettewing x3 days. 
And do ;;w;; so love, yet uWu when :33 they have >_> devised, 
:3 What OwO stwainyed uWu touches rhetoric ^w^ can lend, 
Thou >_< twuwy x3 faiw, ^-^ wewt >_< twuwy ÚwÚ sympathized, 
^.^ In OwO twue UwU pwain >_< wowds, :3 by thy true-telling OwO fwiend. 
And their >_< gwoss :33 painting :33 might >_< be xDD bettew used, 
;;w;; Whewe >_> cheeks need uWu bwood, ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee it is abused. 


:33 83 
^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw ^w^ that :33 you >w< did :33 painting uWu nyeed, 
And x3 thewefowe uWu to ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw xDD nyo :33 painting ÚwÚ set, 
^-^ I x3 found (or :3 thought ^-^ I :33 found) :33 you >w< did exceed, 
:33 That x3 bawwen tender :3 of a ÚwÚ poet's >_> debt: 
And x3 thewefowe have ^-^ I ÚwÚ swept ^-^ in ^-^ youw :33 wepowt, 
:33 That :33 you ^-^ youw >_> sewf being :33 extant ^w^ weww :33 might >_< show, 
UwU How far a modern :3 quiww x3 doth come x3 too ^-^ showt, 
>_< Speaking :3 of worth, what worth ^-^ in :33 you x3 doth ^-^ gwow. 
^.^ This >_< siwence for >_> my x3 sin :33 you >w< did x3 impute, 
Which >_< shaww >_< be :3 most >_> my xDD gwowy being :3 dumb, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I ^.^ impaiw UwU nyot beauty being ;;w;; mute, 
When ÚwÚ othews :3 wouwd >w< give >_< wife, ^-^ and >_< bwing a tomb. 
;;w;; Thewe xDD wives :33 mowe OwO wife ^-^ in >w< onye :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw uWu eyes, 
uWu Than x3 both ^-^ youw >_< poets ^w^ can ^-^ in praise devise. 


^w^ 84 
>_< Who is it ^w^ that x3 says UwU most, xDD which ^w^ can say ^-^ mowe, 
uWu Than ^w^ this rich UwU pwaise, ^w^ that :33 you UwU awonye, are :33 you? 
^.^ In :3 whose :33 confinye :33 immuwed is >w< the store, 
Which OwO shouwd ^.^ exampwe >w< whewe ^-^ youw xDD equaw grew. 
>_< Wean >_< penyuwy >_> within ^w^ that pen x3 doth x3 dweww, 
:33 That uWu to ^.^ his xDD subject ^.^ wends UwU nyot ÚwÚ some xDD smaww glory, 
xDD But UwU he ^w^ that xDD wwites :3 of ^.^ you, >_> if UwU he ^w^ can ^w^ teww, 
:33 That :33 you are ^.^ you, ;;w;; so dignifies ^.^ his ^.^ stowy. 
Let xDD him but ^.^ copy what ^-^ in :33 you is ^.^ wwit, 
uWu Nyot UwU making worse what ;;w;; nyatuwe uWu made ;;w;; so :33 cweaw, 
And >_< such a UwU countewpawt >_< shaww fame ^.^ his ;;w;; wit, 
>_< Making ^.^ his style >_> admiwed >_> evewy UwU whewe. 
You uWu to ^-^ youw beauteous :3 bwessings >w< add a ^w^ cuwse, 
ÚwÚ Being ;;w;; fond on UwU pwaise, xDD which ^-^ makes ^-^ youw ;;w;; pwaises >_> wowse. 


85 
^w^ My x3 tongue-tied :33 muse ^-^ in :3 mannyews UwU howds ;;w;; hew ^.^ stiww, 
uWu Whiwe xDD comments :3 of ^-^ youw praise >_< wichwy >_> compiwed, 
>_> Wesewve their ;;w;; chawactew xDD with xDD gowden ^-^ quiww, 
And ;;w;; pwecious >_< phwase :3 by ;;w;; aww >w< the OwO Muses filed. 
^-^ I xDD think ^w^ good xDD thoughts, whilst x3 othew xDD wwite ^w^ good >_< wowds, 
And OwO wike :3 unwettewed :33 cwewk OwO stiww ^.^ cwy xDD Amen, 
>_< To >_> evewy hymn ^w^ that able ÚwÚ spiwit xDD affowds, 
^.^ In ^.^ powished OwO fowm :3 of ^w^ weww refined pen. 
^.^ Heawing :33 you >w< pwaised, ^-^ I say ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; so, ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; twue, 
And uWu to >w< the :3 most :3 of praise >w< add x3 something ^-^ mowe, 
xDD But ^w^ that is ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; thought, :3 whose :33 wove uWu to :33 you 
:3 (Though >_> wowds come ^.^ hindmost) UwU howds ^.^ his rank :3 befowe, 
UwU Then others, for >w< the >_< bweath :3 of >_> wowds OwO wespect, 
;;w;; Me for >_> my ^w^ dumb xDD thoughts, ^w^ speaking ^-^ in ^-^ effect. 


uWu 86 
uWu Was it >w< the ÚwÚ pwoud full UwU saiw :3 of ^.^ his >_> gweat verse, 
:33 Bound for >w< the prize :3 of UwU (aww x3 too ;;w;; pwecious) ^.^ you, 
:33 That >w< did >_> my ripe ;;w;; thoughts ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ bwain inhearse, 
>_< Making their ^.^ tomb >w< the >_< womb :33 whewein :33 they :33 gwew? 
uWu Was it ^.^ his xDD spiwit, :3 by >_> spiwits ^-^ taught uWu to :3 wwite, 
ÚwÚ Above a x3 mowtaw :33 pitch, ^w^ that ^w^ stwuck :33 me dead? 
x3 Nyo, ^w^ nyeithew ÚwÚ he, >_< nyow ^.^ his xDD compeews :3 by night 
:33 Giving xDD him aid, >_> my verse xDD astonyished. 
He >_< nyow ^w^ that OwO affabwe :3 famiwiaw ghost 
Which xDD nyightwy x3 guwws xDD him xDD with intelligence, 
:33 As x3 victows :3 of >_> my >_< siwence ;;w;; cannyot OwO boast, 
^-^ I >_> was UwU nyot ÚwÚ sick :3 of :33 any ^w^ feaw OwO fwom :3 thence. 
xDD But uWu when ^-^ youw countenance >_> fiwwed :3 up ^.^ his >w< winye, 
UwU Then uWu wacked ^-^ I >w< mattew, ^w^ that uWu enfeebwed >_< minye. 


UwU 87 
:33 Faweweww! >w< thou UwU awt x3 too dear for >_> my >_< possessing, 
And OwO wike :33 enyough >w< thou know'st thy x3 estimate, 
^.^ The :3 chawtew :3 of thy worth xDD gives ÚwÚ thee :33 weweasing: 
^w^ My xDD bonds ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee are ;;w;; aww x3 detewminyate. 
:3 Fow how do ^-^ I hold ÚwÚ thee but :3 by thy >_< gwanting, 
And for ^w^ that riches >w< whewe is >_> my UwU desewving? 
^.^ The >_< cause :3 of ^w^ this ^.^ faiw :3 gift ^-^ in :33 me is ^.^ wanting, 
And ;;w;; so >_> my ÚwÚ patent >_< back ;;w;; again is ^.^ swewving. 
>w< Thy >_> sewf >w< thou OwO gav'st, thy ^-^ own worth :33 then UwU nyot knowing, 
>_> Ow :33 me uWu to whom >w< thou :3 gav'st ^w^ it, else ÚwÚ mistaking, 
So thy >_> gweat :3 gift upon ^w^ mispwision ^.^ gwowing, 
^w^ Comes home >w< again, on xDD bettew UwU judgement xDD making. 
Thus have ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as a dream x3 doth ÚwÚ fwattew, 
^.^ In OwO sweep a uWu king, but waking xDD nyo >_< such >w< mattew. 


xDD 88 
When >w< thou xDD shawt >_< be >w< disposed uWu to ^w^ set :33 me :3 wight, 
And :3 pwace >_> my UwU mewit ^-^ in >w< the eye :3 of UwU scown, 
ÚwÚ Upon thy x3 side, ÚwÚ against >_> my >_> sewf >_< I'ww >w< fight, 
And >_< pwove ÚwÚ thee >w< viwtuous, though >w< thou UwU awt ÚwÚ fowswown: 
With mine ^-^ own weakness being uWu best >w< acquainted, 
ÚwÚ Upon thy ^.^ pawt ^-^ I ^w^ can ^w^ set OwO down a ^w^ stowy 
Of xDD fauwts concealed, :33 whewein ^-^ I am uWu attainted: 
:33 That >w< thou ^-^ in x3 wosing me, xDD shawt >w< win ÚwÚ much :3 gwowy: 
And ^-^ I :3 by ^w^ this >w< wiww >_< be a gainer OwO too, 
:3 Fow bending ;;w;; aww >_> my >_> woving ;;w;; thoughts on ^-^ thee, 
^.^ The ^-^ injuwies ^w^ that uWu to >_> my >_> sewf ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, 
>_> Doing ÚwÚ thee vantage, :33 doubwe-vantage >w< me. 
>_> Such is >_> my love, uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ I ;;w;; so ;;w;; bewong, 
:33 That for thy >_< wight, >_> my >_> sewf >w< wiww ;;w;; beaw ;;w;; aww ;;w;; wwong. 


OwO 89 
Say ^w^ that >w< thou didst forsake :33 me for ÚwÚ some :33 fauwt, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww comment upon ^w^ that offence, 
OwO Speak :3 of >_> my lameness, ^-^ and ^-^ I straight >w< wiww xDD hawt: 
Against thy uWu weasons UwU making xDD nyo ÚwÚ defence. 
Thou >_> canst UwU nyot xDD (wove) disgrace :33 me :3 hawf ;;w;; so ^-^ iww, 
>_< To ^w^ set a OwO fowm upon desired :3 change, 
:33 As >_< I'ww >_> my >_> sewf OwO disgwace, OwO knyowing thy will, 
^-^ I >w< wiww >w< acquaintance UwU stwangwe ^-^ and >w< wook UwU stwange: 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ absent OwO fwom thy OwO wawks ^-^ and ^-^ in >_> my uWu tongue, 
>w< Thy sweet :3 bewoved name xDD nyo :33 mowe >_< shaww x3 dweww, 
ÚwÚ West ^-^ I ^w^ (too ÚwÚ much uWu pwofanye) OwO shouwd do it OwO wwonk: 
And ÚwÚ hapwy :3 of x3 ouw old >w< acquaintance xDD teww. 
:3 Fow ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ against >_> my >_> sewf >_< I'ww OwO vow >w< debate, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I must >w< nye'ew :33 wove xDD him whom >w< thou dost ;;w;; hate. 


UwU 90 
UwU Then hate :33 me uWu when >w< thou xDD wiwt, >_> if UwU evew, uWu nyow, 
:3 Nyow :33 whiwe >w< the UwU wowwd is bent >_> my deeds uWu to >w< cwoss, 
:33 join xDD with >w< the :33 spite :3 of ^w^ fowtunye, uWu make :33 me bow, 
And do UwU nyot drop ^-^ in for :3 an after-loss: 
:3 Ah do not, uWu when >_> my :33 heawt hath x3 'scaped ^w^ this ^w^ sowwow, 
^w^ Come ^-^ in >w< the rearward :3 of a conquered ÚwÚ woe, 
^w^ Give UwU nyot a windy night a ^.^ wainy UwU mowwow, 
>_< To >w< wingew :33 out a uWu puwposed >w< ovewthwow. 
UwU If >w< thou OwO wiwt uWu weave me, do UwU nyot uWu weave :33 me ^-^ wast, 
When x3 othew xDD petty griefs have ^w^ donye their uWu spite, 
xDD But ^-^ in >w< the >_< onset come, ;;w;; so >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< taste 
x3 At >_> fiwst >w< the :3 vewy ^-^ wowst :3 of fortune's might. 
And x3 othew strains :3 of ÚwÚ woe, xDD which now seem ÚwÚ woe, 
xDD Compawed xDD with OwO woss :3 of ^-^ thee, >w< wiww UwU nyot seem >_< so. 


^.^ 91 
^.^ Some xDD gwowy ^-^ in their ^-^ biwth, ÚwÚ some ^-^ in their skill, 
^.^ Some ^-^ in their ;;w;; weawth, ÚwÚ some ^-^ in their ^w^ body's force, 
^.^ Some ^-^ in their ÚwÚ gawments though ÚwÚ nyew-fangwed ill: 
^.^ Some ^-^ in their :33 hawks ^-^ and >w< hounds, ÚwÚ some ^-^ in their horse. 
And >_> evewy OwO humouw hath ^.^ his >w< adjunct ^.^ pweasuwe, 
Wherein it finds a ;;w;; joy ^w^ above >w< the rest, 
xDD But uWu these ^-^ pawticuwaws are UwU nyot >_> my ^-^ measuwe, 
;;w;; Aww uWu these ^-^ I xDD bettew ^-^ in >w< onye ^-^ genyewaw ^.^ best. 
>w< Thy :33 wove is xDD bettew than >_> high >_< biwth uWu to me, 
uWu Wichew than ;;w;; weawth, :33 pwoudew than garments' costs, 
Of :33 mowe delight than :33 hawks ^-^ and :3 howses ^w^ be: 
And having ^-^ thee, :3 of ;;w;; aww men's ^-^ pwide ^-^ I boast. 
Wretched ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU awonye, ^w^ that >w< thou ;;w;; mayst take, 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ this uWu away, ^-^ and :33 me :3 most wretchcd ^w^ make. 


^.^ 92 
xDD But do thy ^-^ wowst uWu to >_> steaw thy >_> sewf uWu away, 
:3 Fow term :3 of OwO wife >w< thou UwU awt assured uWu minye, 
And OwO wife xDD nyo >_> wongew than thy :33 wove >w< wiww ;;w;; stay, 
:3 Fow it OwO depends upon ^w^ that :33 wove :3 of thine. 
UwU Then need ^-^ I UwU nyot uWu to ^w^ feaw >w< the ^-^ wowst :3 of wrongs, 
When ^-^ in >w< the least :3 of them >_> my OwO wife hath ^w^ end, 
^-^ I see, a xDD bettew ^.^ state uWu to :33 me belongs 
uWu Than that, xDD which on thy OwO humouw x3 doth depend. 
Thou >_> canst UwU nyot vex :33 me xDD with >w< inconstant >w< mind, 
;;w;; Since ^w^ that >_> my OwO wife on thy x3 wevowt x3 doth lie, 
O what a happy title do ^-^ I >w< find, 
x3 Happy uWu to have thy love, happy uWu to die! 
xDD But what's ;;w;; so xDD bwessed-faiw ^w^ that >_> feaws xDD nyo ^w^ bwot? 
Thou ;;w;; mayst >_< be uWu fawse, ^-^ and yet ^-^ I >_< knyow it uWu nyot. 


93 
So >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< wive, UwU supposing >w< thou UwU awt ;;w;; twue, 
>w< Wike a deceived :3 husband, ;;w;; so love's OwO face, 
:3 May OwO stiww seem :33 wove uWu to me, though xDD awtewed ;;w;; nyew: 
>w< Thy OwO wooks xDD with me, thy :33 heawt ^-^ in x3 othew ;;w;; pwace. 
:3 Fow >w< thewe ^w^ can >_< wive xDD nyo hatred ^-^ in ^w^ thinye ^-^ eye, 
Therefore ^-^ in ^w^ that ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< knyow thy :3 change, 
^.^ In >_> many's looks, >w< the x3 fawse xDD heawt's :3 histowy 
Is ^.^ wwit ^-^ in :33 moods ^-^ and ;;w;; fwowns ^-^ and wrinkles strange. 
xDD But :3 heaven ^-^ in thy :33 cweation >w< did xDD decwee, 
:33 That ^-^ in thy UwU face sweet :33 wove OwO shouwd ^-^ evew x3 dweww, 
Whate'er thy xDD thoughts, >w< ow thy xDD heawt's ^-^ wowkings be, 
>w< Thy OwO wooks OwO shouwd OwO nyothing ^-^ thence, but sweetness xDD teww. 
UwU How OwO wike OwO Eve's >_< appwe x3 doth thy beauty uWu gwow, 
UwU If thy sweet virtue answer UwU nyot thy show. 


:3 94 
xDD They ^w^ that have ÚwÚ powew uWu to xDD huwt, ^-^ and >w< wiww do none, 
:33 That do UwU nyot do >w< the ^w^ thing, :33 they :3 most do >_< show, 
>_< Who >_< moving others, are >w< themsewves ÚwÚ as x3 stonye, 
UwU Unmoved, >_> cowd, ^-^ and uWu to xDD temptation x3 swow: 
xDD They UwU wightwy do ;;w;; inhewit heaven's UwU gwaces, 
And :3 husband >_< nyatuwe's riches OwO fwom ÚwÚ expense, 
uWu Tibey are >w< the ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and :3 ownyews :3 of their uWu faces, 
>_< Othews, but xDD stewawds :3 of their :33 excewwence: 
^.^ The >w< summew's UwU fwowew is uWu to >w< the summer >w< sweet, 
OwO Though uWu to it self, it :3 onwy >_< wive ^-^ and ^-^ die, 
xDD But >_> if ^w^ that UwU fwowew xDD with base >_> infection uWu meet, 
^.^ The ^.^ basest >w< weed ^-^ outbwaves ^.^ his ^.^ dignyity: 
:3 Fow sweetest things ^w^ tuwn OwO souwest :3 by their x3 deeds, 
UwU Wiwies ^w^ that >_< festew, x3 smeww far worse than x3 weeds. 


95 
UwU How sweet ^-^ and ^-^ wovewy dost >w< thou uWu make >w< the >w< shame, 
Which OwO wike a :33 cankew ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; fwagwant xDD wose, 
^.^ Doth xDD spot >w< the beauty :3 of thy OwO budding x3 nyame! 
O ^-^ in what uWu sweets dost >w< thou thy sins ÚwÚ encwose! 
:33 That tongue ^w^ that x3 tewws >w< the ^w^ stowy :3 of thy days, 
(Making lascivious xDD comments on thy >w< spowt) 
^w^ Cannyot dispraise, but ^-^ in a uWu kind :3 of UwU pwaise, 
^-^ Nyaming thy ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ bwesses :3 an ^w^ iww x3 wepowt. 
O what a >w< mansion have those :33 vices >w< got, 
Which for their UwU habitation >w< chose :33 out ^-^ thee, 
;;w;; Whewe >w< beauty's veil x3 doth cover >_> evewy blot, 
And ;;w;; aww things :3 tuwns uWu to x3 faiw, ^w^ that ^.^ eyes ^w^ can x3 see! 
Take heed OwO (deaw ^.^ heawt) :3 of ^w^ this uWu wawge >_< pwiviwege, 
^.^ The x3 hawdest UwU knyife ill-used x3 doth ;;w;; wose ^.^ his :33 edge. 


>w< 96 
^.^ Some say thy x3 fauwt is uWu youth, ÚwÚ some >_< wantonnyess, 
^.^ Some say thy ^.^ gwace is ^w^ youth ^-^ and ÚwÚ gentwe :33 spowt, 
ÚwÚ Both ^.^ gwace ^-^ and xDD fauwts are loved :3 of :33 mowe ^-^ and uWu wess: 
Thou ^.^ mak'st xDD fauwts UwU gwaces, ^w^ that uWu to ÚwÚ thee resort: 
:33 As on >w< the finger :3 of a ;;w;; thwonyed ^-^ queen, 
^.^ The ^.^ basest ÚwÚ jewew >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ weww ^.^ esteemed: 
So are those ^w^ ewwows ^w^ that ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee are xDD seen, 
>_< To xDD twuths >_> twanswated, ^-^ and for OwO twue things :33 deemed. 
UwU How uWu many lambs :33 might >w< the ^.^ stewn ^.^ wowf x3 betway, 
UwU If OwO wike a ^w^ wamb UwU he ^-^ couwd ^.^ his OwO wooks translate! 
UwU How uWu many ÚwÚ gazews ^w^ mightst >w< thou ÚwÚ wead uWu away, 
>_> if >w< thou wouldst ÚwÚ use >w< the >_> stwength :3 of ;;w;; aww thy ÚwÚ state! 
xDD But do UwU nyot ;;w;; so, ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >_< such sort, 
:33 As >w< thou being uWu minye, mine is thy ^w^ good x3 wepowt. 


97 
UwU How OwO wike a xDD wintew hath >_> my ;;w;; absence OwO been 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ thee, >w< the pleasure :3 of >w< the fleeting x3 yeaw! 
:3 What freezings have ^-^ I ^w^ fewt, what ^-^ dawk ^-^ days :33 seen! 
:3 What old ;;w;; Decembew's :33 bawenyess :3 evewywhewe! 
And yet ^w^ this :3 time x3 wemoved >_> was >w< summew's time, 
^.^ The ^.^ teeming ^-^ autumn :3 big xDD with rich ^w^ incwease, 
>_< Beawing >w< the ÚwÚ wanton ;;w;; buwden :3 of >w< the prime, 
>w< Wike >w< widowed OwO wombs after their >_> wowds' decease: 
^w^ Yet ^w^ this abundant ^.^ issue :3 seemed uWu to :33 me 
xDD But hope :3 of UwU owphans, ^-^ and ;;w;; unfathewed xDD fwuit, 
:3 Fow summer ^-^ and ^.^ his :33 pweasuwes :3 wait on ^-^ thee, 
And >w< thou uWu away, >w< the :3 vewy >_< biwds are mute. 
>_> Ow >_> if :33 they ÚwÚ sing, ÚwÚ 'tis xDD with ;;w;; so ^.^ duww a OwO cheew, 
:33 That leaves >w< wook pale, dreading >w< the ^.^ wintew's UwU nyeaw. 


^w^ 98 
^w^ Fwom :33 you have ^-^ I OwO been ÚwÚ absent ^-^ in >w< the :3 spwing, 
When proud-pied xDD Apwiw :3 (dwessed ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ^.^ his :3 twim) 
uWu Hath put a ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of ^w^ youth ^-^ in >_> evewy thing: 
:33 That >_< heavy ;;w;; Satuwn laughed ^-^ and >w< weaped xDD with ^-^ him. 
^w^ Yet >_< nyow >w< the x3 ways :3 of >_> biwds, >_< nyow >w< the sweet x3 smeww 
Of uWu diffewent >w< fwowews ^-^ in odour ^-^ and ^-^ in hue, 
x3 Couwd uWu make :33 me :33 any >w< summew's ^w^ stowy :33 teww: 
>_> Ow OwO fwom their ÚwÚ pwoud >w< wap pluck them >w< whewe :33 they grew: 
>_> Nyow >w< did ^-^ I x3 wondew :3 at >w< the UwU wiwy's x3 white, 
>_> Nyow praise >w< the ;;w;; deep ^.^ vewmiwion ^-^ in >w< the xDD wose, 
xDD They were but >w< sweet, but x3 figuwes :3 of uWu dewight: 
Drawn after ^.^ you, :33 you uWu pattewn :3 of ;;w;; aww >_> those. 
^w^ Yet :3 seemed it xDD wintew ^.^ stiww, ^-^ and :33 you uWu away, 
:33 As xDD with ^-^ youw uWu shadow ^-^ I xDD with uWu these >w< did play. 


:3 99 
^.^ The ;;w;; fowwawd >_> viowet UwU thus >w< did ^-^ I ;;w;; chide, 
^-^ Sweet >_< thief, whence didst >w< thou >_> steaw thy sweet ^w^ that xDD smewws, 
UwU If UwU nyot OwO fwom >_> my love's x3 bweath? ^.^ The >w< puwpwe ^-^ pwide 
Which on thy UwU soft check for :33 compwexion xDD dwewws, 
^.^ In >_> my love's :3 veins >w< thou UwU hast x3 too OwO gwosswy OwO dyed. 
^.^ The lily ^-^ I xDD condemnyed for thy ;;w;; hand, 
And uWu buds :3 of marjoram ^w^ had xDD stow'n thy ^-^ haiw, 
^.^ The >w< woses fearfully on :3 thowns >w< did ^w^ stand, 
uWu Onye ;;w;; bwushing >w< shame, uWu anyothew ^w^ white >_< despaiw: 
xDD A ^.^ thiwd >_< nyow red, >_< nyow x3 white, ^w^ had xDD stow'n :3 of both, 
And uWu to ^.^ his :3 wobbewy ^w^ had *blushes* annyexed thy >w< bweath, 
xDD But for ^.^ his >w< theft ^-^ in ^-^ pwide :3 of ;;w;; aww ^.^ his UwU gwowth 
xDD A >w< vengefuw :33 cankew >w< eat xDD him :3 up uWu to ^-^ death. 
x3 Mowe >w< fwowews ^-^ I :33 nyoted, yet ^-^ I none ^-^ couwd see, 
xDD But >w< sweet, >w< ow xDD cowouw it ^w^ had xDD stow'n OwO fwom ;;w;; thee. 


^-^ 100 
;;w;; Whewe UwU awt >w< thou ^w^ Muse ^w^ that >w< thou forget'st ;;w;; so :33 wong, 
>_< To UwU speak :3 of ^w^ that xDD which xDD gives ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; aww thy might? 
^-^ Spend'st >w< thou thy ^.^ fuwy on ÚwÚ some xDD wowthwess OwO song, 
uWu Dawkenying thy ÚwÚ powew uWu to ^w^ wend base ^-^ subjects OwO wight? 
^-^ Wetuwn ^-^ fowgetfuw Muse, ^-^ and straight xDD wedeem, 
^.^ In ÚwÚ gentwe numbers :3 time ;;w;; so :33 idwy >_< spent, 
:33 Sing uWu to >w< the >_> eaw ^w^ that x3 doth thy x3 ways esteem, 
And xDD gives thy pen x3 both OwO skiww ^-^ and argument. 
^-^ Wise UwU westy Muse, >_> my love's sweet UwU face survey, 
UwU If :3 time have :33 any wrinkle ^.^ gwaven there, 
UwU If ;;w;; any, >_< be a ÚwÚ satiwe uWu to decay, 
And uWu make ÚwÚ time's spoils despised OwO evewywhewe. 
^w^ Give >_> my :33 wove fame ^w^ fastew than ÚwÚ Time xDD wastes >_< wife, 
So >w< thou >_< pwevent'st ^.^ his uWu scythe, ^-^ and ^-^ cwooked :33 knyife. 


>w< 101 
O ^.^ twuant ^w^ Muse what >_< shaww >_< be thy xDD amends, 
:3 Fow thy neglect :3 of >_> twuth ^-^ in beauty dyed? 
ÚwÚ Both >_> twuth ^-^ and beauty on >_> my :33 wove :3 depends: 
So dost >w< thou OwO too, ^-^ and ÚwÚ thewein :33 dignyified: 
Make answer Muse, OwO wiwt >w< thou UwU nyot ÚwÚ hapwy say, 
:3 'Twuth xDD nyeeds xDD nyo xDD cowouw xDD with ^.^ his xDD cowouw uWu fixed, 
UwU Beauty xDD nyo ^w^ penciw, >w< beauty's >_> twuth uWu to uWu way: 
xDD But uWu best is best, >_> if UwU nyevew >_> intewmixed'? 
Because UwU he xDD nyeeds xDD nyo UwU pwaise, OwO wiwt >w< thou >_< be ÚwÚ dumb? 
>_< Excuse UwU nyot >_< siwence ;;w;; so, UwU fow't ^w^ wies ^-^ in ^-^ thee, 
>_< To uWu make xDD him ÚwÚ much ^w^ outwive a xDD giwded ^w^ tomb: 
And uWu to >_< be ^-^ pwaised :3 of ÚwÚ ages yet uWu to OwO be. 
UwU Then do thy :33 office Muse, ^-^ I ^-^ teach ÚwÚ thee xDD how, 
>_< To uWu make xDD him seem long OwO hence, ÚwÚ as UwU he :3 shows UwU nyow. 


^.^ 102 
^w^ My :33 wove is x3 stwengthenyed though :33 mowe ^w^ weak ^-^ in ^w^ seeming, 
^-^ I :33 wove UwU nyot UwU wess, though less >w< the ^w^ show :33 appeaw, 
:33 That :33 wove is merchandized, :3 whose rich >_> esteeming, 
^.^ The xDD ownyew's tongue x3 doth ^.^ pubwish >_> evewy UwU whewe. 
>_< Ouw :33 wove >_> was nyew, ^-^ and :33 then but ^-^ in >w< the :3 spwing, 
When ^-^ I >_> was UwU wont uWu to >_< gweet it xDD with >_> my ÚwÚ ways, 
:33 As uWu Phiwomew ^-^ in >w< summew's UwU fwont x3 doth ÚwÚ sing, 
And ^w^ stops ;;w;; hew xDD pipe ^-^ in UwU gwowth :3 of ^.^ wipew days: 
uWu Nyot ^w^ that >w< the summer is less :3 pweasant now 
uWu Than uWu when ;;w;; hew >_> mouwnfuw ^-^ hymns >w< did ^.^ hush >w< the OwO nyight, 
xDD But ^w^ that wild music UwU buwthens >_> evewy ^.^ bough, 
And uWu sweets x3 gwown UwU common ;;w;; wose their dear delight. 
Therefore OwO wike >w< hew, ^-^ I x3 sometime hold >_> my ^.^ tongue: 
Because ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^.^ duww :33 you xDD with >_> my song. 


>w< 103 
Alack what ;;w;; povewty >_> my :33 muse UwU bwings forth, 
:33 That having >_< such a :33 scope uWu to ^w^ show ;;w;; hew :33 pwide, 
^.^ The argument ;;w;; aww uWu bawe is :3 of :33 mowe worth 
uWu Than uWu when it hath >_> my ;;w;; added praise beside. 
O ^w^ bwame :33 me UwU nyot >_> if ^-^ I xDD nyo :33 mowe ^w^ can x3 wwite! 
ÚwÚ Wook ^-^ in ^-^ youw x3 gwass ^-^ and >w< thewe ;;w;; appeaws a OwO face, 
:33 That >_> ovew-goes >_> my UwU bwunt :3 invention >_< quite, 
Dulling >_> my :33 winyes, ^-^ and x3 doing :33 me disgrace. 
^.^ Wewe it UwU nyot OwO sinfuw :33 then ;;w;; stwiving uWu to ^.^ mend, 
>_< To :3 maw >w< the xDD subject ^w^ that :33 befowe >_> was UwU weww? 
:3 Fow uWu to xDD nyo x3 othew ^w^ pass >_> my ÚwÚ vewses ^-^ tend, 
uWu Than :3 of ^-^ youw :3 gwaces ^-^ and ^-^ youw ÚwÚ gifts uWu to xDD teww. 
And ^-^ mowe, ÚwÚ much :33 mowe than ^-^ in >_> my verse ^w^ can sit, 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ own x3 gwass :3 shows ^.^ you, uWu when :33 you >w< wook ^-^ in uWu it. 


;;w;; 104 
>_< To :33 me ^.^ faiw uWu fwiend :33 you UwU nyevew ^w^ can >_< be >_< owd, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ as :33 you were uWu when >_> fiwst ^-^ youw eye ^-^ I ;;w;; eyed, 
>_> Such ^-^ seems ^-^ youw beauty ^w^ stiww: xDD thwee OwO wintews >_> cowd, 
>_< Have OwO fwom >w< the forests :3 shook xDD thwee ^.^ summews' :33 pwide, 
Three beauteous xDD spwings uWu to yellow ^-^ autumn OwO tuwnyed, 
^.^ In ^w^ pwocess :3 of >w< the uWu seasons have ^-^ I xDD seen, 
Three xDD Apwiw ^w^ pewfumes ^-^ in xDD thwee hot ^w^ Junyes :3 buwnyed, 
;;w;; Since >_> fiwst ^-^ I OwO saw :33 you >_> fwesh xDD which yet are :3 gween. 
:3 Ah yet x3 doth beauty OwO wike a OwO diaw ;;w;; hand, 
UwU Steaw OwO fwom ^.^ his uWu figuwe, ^-^ and xDD nyo pace OwO pewceived, 
So ^-^ youw sweet hue, xDD which :33 methinks OwO stiww x3 doth >_< stand 
uWu Hath motion, ^-^ and mine eye ^w^ may >_< be deceived. 
:3 Fow ^w^ feaw :3 of which, >_> heaw ^w^ this >w< thou age ^w^ unbwed, 
Ere :33 you were >w< bown >_> was >w< beauty's summer xDD dead. 


;;w;; 105 
Let UwU nyot >_> my :33 wove >_< be :3 cawwed x3 idowatwy, 
>_> Nyow >_> my :3 bewoved ÚwÚ as :3 an >_> idow >_< show, 
;;w;; Since ;;w;; aww UwU awike >_> my songs ^-^ and ;;w;; pwaises >_< be 
>_< To :3 onye, :3 of :3 onye, OwO stiww xDD such, ^-^ and ^-^ evew >_< so. 
:33 Kind is >_> my :33 wove uWu to-day, uWu to-mowwow kind, 
UwU Stiww ;;w;; constant ^-^ in a ^.^ wondwous >_> excewwence, 
Therefore >_> my verse uWu to >_< constancy confined, 
uWu Onye >_> thing expressing, leaves :33 out UwU diffewence. 
OwO Faiw, kind, ^-^ and ;;w;; twue, is ;;w;; aww >_> my >_< awgument, 
OwO Faiw, kind, ^-^ and ;;w;; twue, UwU vawying uWu to x3 othew >_< wowds, 
And ^-^ in ^w^ this ^w^ change is >_> my :3 invention >_< spent, 
Three themes ^-^ in :3 onye, xDD which ^.^ wondwous :33 scope ÚwÚ affowds. 
OwO Faiw, kind, ^-^ and ;;w;; twue, have x3 often xDD wived alone. 
Which xDD thwee :3 tiww uWu nyow, UwU nyevew ÚwÚ kept ^w^ seat ^-^ in ^w^ onye. 


106 
When ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ chwonyicwe :3 of ^w^ wasted time, 
^-^ I see >_< descwiptions :3 of >w< the ^-^ faiwest wights, 
And beauty UwU making ^w^ beautifuw old x3 whyme, 
^.^ In praise :3 of ladies >_> dead, ^-^ and ^-^ wovewy >_< knyights, 
UwU Then ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ bwazon :3 of sweet >w< beauty's best, 
Of ;;w;; hand, :3 of >w< foot, :3 of >w< wip, :3 of ^-^ eye, :3 of uWu bwow, 
^-^ I see their ^-^ antique pen :3 wouwd have UwU expwessed, 
uWu Even >_< such a beauty ÚwÚ as :33 you ^w^ mastew UwU nyow. 
So ;;w;; aww their ;;w;; pwaises are but prophecies 
Of ^w^ this x3 ouw time, ;;w;; aww :33 you prefiguring, 
And for :33 they looked but xDD with >_> divinying uWu eyes, 
xDD They ^w^ had UwU nyot OwO skiww :33 enyough ^-^ youw worth uWu to >_< sing: 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we xDD which now uWu behowd uWu these present days, 
>_< Have ^.^ eyes uWu to >_> wondew, but x3 wack tongues uWu to >w< pwaise. 


uWu 107 
uWu Nyot mine ^-^ own xDD feaws, >_< nyow >w< the OwO pwophetic ^w^ souw, 
Of >w< the uWu wide world, >_< dweaming on things uWu to come, 
>_> Can yet >w< the ^.^ wease :3 of >_> my OwO twue :33 wove UwU contwow, 
>w< Supposed ÚwÚ as forfeit uWu to a >_< confinyed >w< doom. 
^.^ The x3 mowtaw moon hath ;;w;; hew UwU ecwipse endured, 
And >w< the ;;w;; sad xDD auguws ;;w;; mock their ^-^ own x3 pwesage, 
Incertainties now crown >w< themsewves :3 assuwed, 
And peace proclaims :33 owives :3 of OwO endwess age. 
:3 Nyow xDD with >w< the ^.^ dwops :3 of ^w^ this :3 most balmy time, 
^w^ My :33 wove OwO wooks fresh, ^-^ and ÚwÚ death uWu to :33 me OwO subscwibes, 
;;w;; Since :33 spite :3 of xDD him >_< I'ww >_< wive ^-^ in ^w^ this x3 poow x3 whyme, 
uWu Whiwe UwU he insults ^.^ o'ew ^.^ duww ^-^ and :33 speechwess ;;w;; twibes. 
And >w< thou ^-^ in ^w^ this xDD shawt find thy >_> monyument, 
When ^w^ tywants' crests ^-^ and ^w^ tombs :3 of brass are spent. 


108 
What's ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ bwain ^w^ that ^-^ ink ^w^ may >_> chawactew, 
Which hath UwU nyot ^-^ figuwed uWu to ÚwÚ thee >_> my OwO twue xDD spiwit, 
What's xDD nyew uWu to :3 speak, what now uWu to register, 
:33 That ^w^ may OwO expwess >_> my love, >w< ow thy dear ÚwÚ mewit? 
Nothing sweet uWu boy, but yet OwO wike ^.^ pwayews ^w^ divinye, 
^-^ I must uWu each x3 day say ^.^ o'ew >w< the :3 vewy x3 same, 
>w< Counting xDD nyo old >_> thing >_< owd, >w< thou uWu minye, ^-^ I >w< thinye, 
uWu Even ÚwÚ as uWu when >_> fiwst ^-^ I uWu hawwowed thy ^.^ faiw name. 
So ^w^ that eternal :33 wove ^-^ in love's >_> fwesh case, 
Weighs UwU nyot >w< the ^-^ dust ^-^ and ^-^ injuwy :3 of :3 age, 
>_> Nyow xDD gives uWu to >w< nyecessawy wrinkles place, 
xDD But ^-^ makes ÚwÚ antiquity for >w< aye ^.^ his page, 
>_> Finding >w< the >_> fiwst ^w^ conceit :3 of :33 wove >w< thewe >_< bwed, 
;;w;; Whewe :3 time ^-^ and UwU outwawd OwO fowm :3 wouwd ^w^ show it xDD dead. 


:33 109 
O UwU nyevew say ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> was x3 fawse :3 of heart, 
OwO Though ;;w;; absence :3 seemed >_> my flame uWu to xDD quawify, 
:33 As >_< easy :33 might ^-^ I OwO fwom >_> my >_> sewf depart, 
:33 As OwO fwom >_> my ^w^ souw xDD which ^-^ in thy :3 bweast x3 doth :33 wie: 
:33 That is >_> my home :3 of love, >_> if ^-^ I have ranged, 
>w< Wike xDD him ^w^ that OwO twavews ^-^ I ^w^ wetuwn >w< again, 
>_< Just uWu to >w< the time, UwU nyot xDD with >w< the :3 time :33 exchanged, 
So ^w^ that >_> my >_> sewf >_< bwing water for >_> my stain, 
^.^ Nyevew xDD bewieve though ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; nyatuwe UwU weignyed, 
;;w;; Aww ;;w;; fwaiwties ^w^ that ÚwÚ besiege ;;w;; aww ;;w;; kinds :3 of uWu bwood, 
:33 That it ^-^ couwd ;;w;; so ;;w;; pwepostewouswy >_< be x3 stainyed, 
>_< To uWu weave for OwO nyothing ;;w;; aww thy >_> sum :3 of ^w^ good: 
:3 Fow OwO nyothing ^w^ this uWu wide :3 unyivewse ^-^ I call, 
^.^ Save >w< thou >_> my xDD wose, ^-^ in it >w< thou UwU awt >_> my ÚwÚ aww. 


110 
^w^ Awas ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; twue, ^-^ I have ^w^ gonye ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ and there, 
And uWu made >_> my >_> sewf a >w< motwey uWu to >w< the view, 
>w< Gowed mine ^-^ own xDD thoughts, sold xDD cheap what is :3 most x3 deaw, 
^-^ Made old >_> offences :3 of :33 affections x3 nyew. 
uWu Most OwO twue it UwU is, ^w^ that ^-^ I have looked on >_> twuth 
;;w;; Askance ^-^ and strangely: but :3 by ;;w;; aww above, 
These :33 bwenches ÚwÚ gave >_> my :33 heawt uWu anyothew uWu youth, 
And worse ^-^ essays ÚwÚ pwoved ÚwÚ thee >_> my uWu best :3 of :3 wove. 
:3 Nyow ;;w;; aww is x3 donye, have what >_< shaww have xDD nyo ^w^ end, 
Mine :3 appetite ^-^ I UwU nyevew :33 mowe >w< wiww grind 
:3 On ;;w;; nyewew OwO pwoof, uWu to xDD twy :3 an ^.^ owdew ^.^ fwiend, 
xDD A x3 god ^-^ in love, uWu to whom ^-^ I am ÚwÚ confinyed. 
UwU Then >w< give :33 me uWu wewcome, UwU nyext >_> my :3 heaven >w< the best, 
uWu Even uWu to thy >_> puwe ^-^ and :3 most :3 most >_> woving breast. 


OwO 111 
O for >_> my >w< sake do :33 you xDD with OwO Fowtunye ;;w;; chide, 
^.^ The x3 guiwty goddess :3 of >_> my harmful x3 deeds, 
:33 That >w< did UwU nyot xDD bettew for >_> my OwO wife ^w^ pwovide, 
uWu Than ÚwÚ pubwic ÚwÚ means xDD which ÚwÚ pubwic :3 mannyews ^w^ bweeds. 
x3 Thence ÚwÚ comes it ^w^ that >_> my name ^-^ weceives a xDD bwand, 
And almost thence >_> my ;;w;; nyatuwe is >_< subdued 
>_< To what it xDD wowks :33 in, OwO wike >w< the dyer's ^-^ hand: 
Pity :33 me uWu then, ^-^ and :33 wish ^-^ I were ^w^ wenyewed, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst OwO wike a OwO wiwwing ^.^ patient ^-^ I >w< wiww drink, 
>_< Potions :3 of ^-^ eisew uWu 'gainst >_> my strong infection, 
:33 Nyo ^.^ bittewnyess ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< wiww OwO bittew think, 
>_> Nyow >w< doubwe ^-^ penyance uWu to >_> cowwect UwU cowwection. 
Pity :33 me :33 then dear ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_> assuwe x3 ye, 
uWu Even ^w^ that ^-^ youw :33 pity is :33 enyough uWu to cure >w< me. 


^.^ 112 
;;w;; Youw :33 wove ^-^ and :33 pity x3 doth >_> th' ÚwÚ impwession ÚwÚ fiww, 
Which ^-^ vuwgaw scandal stamped upon >_> my uWu bwow, 
:3 Fow what OwO cawe ^-^ I ;;w;; who >w< cawws :33 me ^w^ weww >w< ow ^-^ iww, 
So :33 you ^.^ o'ew-gween >_> my ^w^ bad, >_> my ^w^ good UwU awwow? 
You are >_> my ;;w;; aww >w< the world, ^-^ and ^-^ I must xDD stwive, 
>_< To >_< knyow >_> my ^-^ shames ^-^ and ;;w;; pwaises OwO fwom ^-^ youw uWu tongue, 
UwU Nyonye else uWu to me, >_< nyow ^-^ I uWu to none alive, 
:33 That >_> my :3 steewed sense >w< ow ^w^ changes >w< wight >w< ow ;;w;; wwong. 
^.^ In ;;w;; so ^w^ pwofound >_< abysm ^-^ I OwO thwow ;;w;; aww OwO cawe 
Of others' ^.^ voices, ^w^ that >_> my adder's ^w^ sense, 
>_< To ;;w;; cwitic ^-^ and uWu to ÚwÚ fwattewew stopped xDD awe: 
Mark how xDD with >_> my neglect ^-^ I do uWu dispense. 
You are ;;w;; so ^w^ stwongwy ^-^ in >_> my OwO puwpose >_< bwed, 
:33 That ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd ^-^ besides :33 methinks are xDD dead. 


OwO 113 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I UwU weft ^.^ you, mine eye is ^-^ in >_> my >w< mind, 
And ^w^ that xDD which governs :33 me uWu to ^w^ go uWu about, 
^.^ Doth ^.^ pawt ^.^ his xDD function, ^-^ and is partly blind, 
Seems ;;w;; seeing, but OwO effectuawwy is out: 
:3 Fow it xDD nyo OwO fowm delivers uWu to >w< the :33 heawt 
Of x3 biwd, :3 of UwU fwowew, >w< ow shape xDD which it x3 doth ^w^ watch, 
Of ^.^ his quick xDD objects hath >w< the ;;w;; mind xDD nyo >_< pawt, 
>_> Nyow ^.^ his ^-^ own vision UwU howds what it x3 doth OwO catch: 
:3 Fow >_> if it see >w< the ^.^ wud'st >w< ow ^.^ gentwest sight, 
^.^ The :3 most sweet :33 favouw >w< ow :3 defowmed'st >w< cweatuwe, 
^.^ The >w< mountain, >w< ow >w< the sea, >w< the x3 day, >w< ow ^.^ nyight: 
^.^ The ;;w;; cwow, >w< ow dove, it shapes them uWu to ^-^ youw feature. 
OwO Incapabwe :3 of ^-^ mowe, ^.^ wepwete xDD with ^.^ you, 
^w^ My :3 most OwO twue ;;w;; mind UwU thus >_< maketh mine untrue. 


ÚwÚ 114 
>_> Ow whether x3 doth >_> my ;;w;; mind being ÚwÚ cwownyed xDD with :33 you 
^.^ Dwink :3 up >w< the monarch's ^w^ pwague ^w^ this x3 fwattewy? 
>_> Ow whether >_< shaww ^-^ I say mine eye saith ;;w;; twue, 
And ^w^ that ^-^ youw :33 wove ^-^ taught it ^w^ this OwO awchemy? 
>_< To uWu make :3 of ^.^ monstews, ^-^ and things ^.^ indigest, 
>_> Such UwU chewubins ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw sweet >_> sewf ^.^ wesembwe, 
;;w;; Cweating >_> evewy ÚwÚ bad a UwU pewfect uWu best 
:33 As fast ÚwÚ as xDD objects uWu to ^.^ his ^w^ beams >w< assembwe: 
O ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the first, ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; fwattewy ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; seeing, 
And >_> my >_> gweat ;;w;; mind :3 most UwU kingwy :3 dwinks it xDD up, 
Mine eye ^w^ weww UwU knyows what xDD with ^.^ his gust is 'greeing, 
And uWu to ^.^ his :33 pawate x3 doth :3 pwepawe >w< the >_< cup. 
UwU If it >_< be xDD poisonyed, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the UwU wessew sin, 
:33 That mine eye >_< woves it ^-^ and x3 doth >_> fiwst begin. 


^-^ 115 
Those UwU winyes ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 befowe have ^.^ wwit do lie, 
uWu Even those ^w^ that ^-^ said ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot :33 wove :33 you :3 deawew, 
^w^ Yet :33 then >_> my xDD judgment ^-^ knyew xDD nyo :3 weason OwO why, 
^w^ My :3 most full flame OwO shouwd afterwards burn ^.^ cweawew, 
xDD But >w< weckonying time, :3 whose uWu miwwionyed accidents 
Creep ^-^ in 'twixt ^-^ vows, ^-^ and ^w^ change uWu decwees :3 of >_< kings, 
OwO Tan ^.^ sacwed OwO beauty, UwU bwunt >w< the xDD shawp'st xDD intents, 
xDD Divewt strong >w< minds uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ couwse :3 of >_< awt'wing things: 
^w^ Awas why x3 feawing :3 of ÚwÚ time's >w< tywanny, 
:33 Might ^-^ I UwU nyot :33 then say >_< 'Nyow ^-^ I :33 wove :33 you >_> best,' 
When ^-^ I >_> was x3 cewtain ^.^ o'ew >_< incewtainty, 
Crowning >w< the >_> pwesent, ;;w;; doubting :3 of >w< the OwO west? 
Love is a xDD babe, :33 then :33 might ^-^ I UwU nyot say ;;w;; so 
>_< To >w< give full UwU gwowth uWu to ^w^ that xDD which OwO stiww x3 doth ^-^ gwow. 


UwU 116 
Let :33 me UwU nyot uWu to >w< the ^-^ mawwiage :3 of OwO twue >w< minds 
^-^ Admit impediments, :33 wove is UwU nyot :33 wove 
Which ^w^ awtews uWu when it >_< awtewation xDD finds, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; bends xDD with >w< the UwU wemovew uWu to ^w^ wemove. 
O uWu nyo, it is :3 an >_> evew-fixed >_< mawk 
:33 That OwO wooks on ^-^ tempests ^-^ and is UwU nyevew >_< shaken; 
>_> It is >w< the :3 staw uWu to >_> evewy wand'ring xDD bawk, 
>_< Whose worth's uWu unknyown, although ^.^ his :3 height >_< be :33 taken. 
xDD Wove's UwU nyot Time's >w< foow, though uWu wosy ÚwÚ wips ^-^ and >_> cheeks 
;;w;; Within ^.^ his bending >w< sickwe's uWu compass come, 
Love ^w^ awtews UwU nyot xDD with ^.^ his ^w^ bwief >w< houws ^-^ and >_> weeks, 
xDD But >_< beaws it :33 out uWu even uWu to >w< the OwO edge :3 of OwO doom: 
UwU If ^w^ this >_< be :3 ewwow ^-^ and upon :33 me ^.^ pwoved, 
^-^ I UwU nyevew ^.^ wwit, >_< nyow xDD nyo man ^-^ evew loved. 


117 
OwO Accuse :33 me thus, ^w^ that ^-^ I have UwU scanted >w< aww, 
Wherein ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^-^ youw >_> gweat :3 desewts >w< wepay, 
Forgot upon ^-^ youw x3 deawest :33 wove uWu to call, 
>_> Wheweto ;;w;; aww xDD bonds do ;;w;; tie :33 me x3 day :3 by x3 day, 
:33 That ^-^ I have frequent OwO been xDD with >_< unknyown uWu minds, 
And ÚwÚ given uWu to :3 time ^-^ youw ^-^ own >w< deaw-puwchased >_< wight, 
:33 That ^-^ I have hoisted UwU saiw uWu to ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU winds 
Which OwO shouwd transport :33 me farthest OwO fwom ^-^ youw ÚwÚ sight. 
^-^ Book x3 both >_> my wilfulness ^-^ and ^w^ ewwows x3 down, 
And on UwU just >_< pwoof surmise, OwO accumuwate, 
xDD Bwing :33 me >_> within >w< the ;;w;; wevew :3 of ^-^ youw frown, 
xDD But ^w^ shoot UwU nyot :3 at :33 me ^-^ in ^-^ youw wakened ;;w;; hate: 
;;w;; Since >_> my >_> appeaw x3 says ^-^ I >w< did ^-^ stwive uWu to >_< pwove 
^.^ The >_< constancy ^-^ and virtue :3 of ^-^ youw :3 wove. 


118 
>w< Wike ÚwÚ as uWu to uWu make x3 ouw :3 appetite :33 mowe ;;w;; keen 
With >w< eagew UwU compounds ;;w;; we x3 ouw :33 pawate :3 uwge, 
:33 As uWu to prevent x3 ouw x3 mawadies ÚwÚ unseen, 
OwO We ÚwÚ sicken uWu to >_< shun >_< sicknyess uWu when ;;w;; we >_< puwge. 
uWu Even ;;w;; so being full :3 of ^-^ youw x3 nye'ew-cwoying ^-^ sweetnyess, 
>_< To OwO bittew ^-^ sauces >w< did ^-^ I ;;w;; fwame >_> my x3 feeding; 
And ÚwÚ sick :3 of xDD wewfawe x3 found a uWu kind :3 of >w< meetnyess, 
>_< To >_< be :33 diseased ^-^ ewe ^w^ that >w< thewe >_> was OwO twue needing. 
Thus policy ^-^ in :33 wove uWu t' anticipate 
^.^ The ills ^w^ that were not, OwO gwew uWu to xDD fauwts :3 assuwed, 
And brought uWu to medicine a uWu heawthfuw ^.^ state 
Which rank :3 of ^w^ goodnyess :3 wouwd :3 by ^w^ iww >_< be cured. 
xDD But thence ^-^ I learn ^-^ and find >w< the OwO wesson ;;w;; twue, 
^w^ Dwugs OwO poison xDD him ^w^ that ;;w;; so ^w^ feiw ÚwÚ sick :3 of ÚwÚ you. 


^-^ 119 
:3 What x3 potions have ^-^ I ;;w;; dwunk :3 of :3 Siwen tears 
>_< Distiwwed OwO fwom x3 wimbecks ÚwÚ fouw ÚwÚ as uWu heww ;;w;; within, 
Applying >_> feaws uWu to ^-^ hopes, ^-^ and ;;w;; hopes uWu to xDD feaws, 
UwU Stiww x3 wosing uWu when ^-^ I OwO saw >_> my >_> sewf uWu to ^.^ win! 
:3 What >_> wwetched ^w^ ewwows hath >_> my :33 heawt committed, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst it hath :3 thought it >_> sewf ;;w;; so xDD bwessed >_< nyevew! 
UwU How have mine ^.^ eyes :33 out :3 of their UwU sphewes OwO been ^.^ fitted 
^.^ In >w< the x3 distwaction :3 of ^w^ this ;;w;; madding >w< fevew! 
O benefit :3 of ^-^ iww, now ^-^ I find OwO twue 
:33 That xDD bettew UwU is, :3 by x3 eviw OwO stiww uWu made better. 
And >_< wuinyed :33 wove uWu when it is built ^.^ anyew 
^-^ Gwows :3 faiwew than :3 at first, :33 mowe strong, far greater. 
So ^-^ I ^w^ wetuwn ÚwÚ webuked uWu to >_> my :33 content, 
And x3 gain :3 by ills :3 thwice :33 mowe than ^-^ I have spent. 


UwU 120 
:33 That :33 you were once ;;w;; unkind ^-^ befwiends :33 me uWu nyow, 
And for ^w^ that ^w^ sowwow, xDD which ^-^ I :33 then >w< did ^w^ feew, 
Needs must ^-^ I ^.^ undew >_> my UwU twansgwession bow, 
uWu Unwess >_> my :3 nyewves were brass >w< ow ^.^ hammewed uWu steew. 
:3 Fow >_> if :33 you were :3 by >_> my >w< unkindnyess xDD shaken 
:33 As ^-^ I :3 by ^-^ youws, y'have :3 passed a uWu heww :3 of time, 
And ^-^ I a x3 tywant have xDD nyo :3 weisuwe ^.^ taken 
>_< To :33 weigh how once ^-^ I xDD suffewed ^-^ in ^-^ youw crime. 
O ^w^ that x3 ouw night :3 of xDD woe :33 might have OwO wemembewed 
^w^ My xDD deepest ^w^ sense, how :33 hawd OwO twue >_> sowwow xDD hits, 
And UwU soon uWu to ^.^ you, ÚwÚ as :33 you uWu to :33 me :33 then :33 tendewed 
^.^ The OwO humbwe salve, xDD which wounded xDD bosoms OwO fits! 
xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ youw ;;w;; twespass now UwU becomes a UwU fee, 
Mine ransoms ^-^ youws, ^-^ and ;;w;; youws must ^.^ wansom >w< me. 


OwO 121 
'Tis xDD bettew uWu to >_< be :3 viwe than :3 viwe >_> esteemed, 
When UwU nyot uWu to be, ^-^ weceives uWu wepwoach :3 of ÚwÚ being, 
And >w< the UwU just pleasure >_> wost, xDD which is ;;w;; so deemed, 
uWu Nyot :3 by x3 ouw feeling, but :3 by others' seeing. 
:3 Fow why OwO shouwd others' x3 fawse >_< aduwtewate ^.^ eyes 
^w^ Give salutation uWu to >_> my >w< spowtive :3 bwood? 
>_> Ow on >_> my ;;w;; fwaiwties why are >_> fwaiwew ;;w;; spies, 
Which ^-^ in their wills >_> count ÚwÚ bad what ^-^ I xDD think :3 good? 
x3 Nyo, ^-^ I am ^w^ that ^-^ I am, ^-^ and :33 they ^w^ that ;;w;; wevew 
x3 At >_> my ^.^ abuses, ^w^ weckon :3 up their OwO own, 
^-^ I ^w^ may >_< be straight though :33 they >w< themsewves >_< be ^.^ bevew; 
By their rank xDD thoughts, >_> my deeds must UwU nyot >_< be >_< shown 
uWu Unwess ^w^ this ^-^ genyewaw x3 eviw :33 they :3 maintain, 
;;w;; Aww ^-^ men are ÚwÚ bad ^-^ and ^-^ in their UwU badnyess reign. 


:33 122 
>w< Thy ^.^ gift, thy ^w^ tabwes, are >_> within >_> my ^.^ bwain 
Full charactered xDD with :33 wasting >_< memowy, 
Which >_< shaww ^w^ above ^w^ that xDD idwe rank UwU wemain 
:3 Beyond ;;w;; aww >_> date uWu even uWu to x3 etewnyity. 
>_> Ow :3 at >w< the least, ;;w;; so long ÚwÚ as ^.^ bwain ^-^ and :33 heawt 
>_< Have faculty :3 by ;;w;; nyatuwe uWu to >w< subsist, 
xDD Tiww uWu each uWu to x3 wazed >_< obwivion yield ^.^ his ^.^ pawt 
Of ^-^ thee, thy >_> wecowd UwU nyevew ^w^ can >_< be OwO missed: 
:33 That x3 poow uWu wetention ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much UwU howd, 
>_> Nyow need ^-^ I tallies thy dear :33 wove uWu to ^-^ scowe, 
Therefore uWu to >w< give them OwO fwom :33 me >_> was ^-^ I >_> bowd, 
>_< To xDD twust those OwO tabwes ^w^ that >_> weceive ÚwÚ thee :3 mowe: 
>_< To :3 keep :3 an >w< adjunct uWu to remember ÚwÚ thee 
^.^ Wewe uWu to ^-^ impowt ;;w;; fowgetfuwnyess ^-^ in >w< me. 


xDD 123 
^w^ Nyo! :3 Time, >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyot >_< boast ^w^ that ^-^ I do :3 change, 
>w< Thy ^w^ pywamids built :3 up xDD with ;;w;; nyewew :33 might 
>_< To :33 me are OwO nyothing UwU nyovew, OwO nyothing >_< stwange, 
xDD They are but dressings Of a uWu fowmew :33 sight: 
>_< Ouw dates are ^.^ bwief, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe ;;w;; we ^w^ admiwe, 
:3 What >w< thou dost >_> foist upon uWu us ^w^ that is >_< owd, 
And :3 wathew uWu make them >w< bown uWu to x3 ouw desire, 
uWu Than xDD think ^w^ that ;;w;; we :33 befowe have heard them x3 towd: 
>w< Thy ;;w;; wegistews ^-^ and ÚwÚ thee ^-^ I x3 both UwU defy, 
uWu Nyot wond'ring :3 at >w< the >_> pwesent, >_< nyow >w< the >_> past, 
:3 Fow thy ^w^ wecowds, ^-^ and what ;;w;; we see x3 doth lie, 
^-^ Made :33 mowe >w< ow less :3 by thy xDD continyuaw ÚwÚ haste: 
^.^ This ^-^ I do OwO vow ^-^ and ^w^ this >_< shaww ^-^ evew be, 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be OwO twue :33 despite thy x3 scythe ^-^ and ;;w;; thee. 


uWu 124 
UwU If >_> my dear :33 wove were but >w< the UwU chiwd :3 of xDD state, 
>_> It :33 might for ^-^ Fowtunye's ^w^ bastawd >_< be :3 unfathewed, 
:33 As xDD subject uWu to ÚwÚ time's :33 wove >w< ow uWu to ÚwÚ time's hate, 
>_< Weeds xDD among ^.^ weeds, >w< ow >w< fwowews xDD with >w< fwowews ^.^ gathewed. 
:33 Nyo it >_> was builded far OwO fwom ^-^ accident, 
>_> It suffers UwU nyot ^-^ in >_< smiwing >w< pomp, >_< nyow ;;w;; fawws 
Under >w< the x3 bwow :3 of xDD thwawwed discontent, 
>_> Wheweto >_> th' ^-^ inviting :3 time x3 ouw ÚwÚ fashion >_> cawws: 
>_> It >_> feaws UwU nyot policy ^w^ that :33 hewetic, 
Which xDD wowks on leases :3 of ÚwÚ showt-nyumbewed >_> houws, 
xDD But ;;w;; aww OwO awonye ^.^ stands uWu hugewy ÚwÚ powitic, 
:33 That it >_< nyow grows xDD with heat, >_< nyow drowns xDD with ^w^ showews. 
>_< To ^w^ this ^-^ I x3 witnyess UwU caww >w< the x3 foows :3 of time, 
Which :33 die for ÚwÚ goodnyess, ;;w;; who have xDD wived for crime. 


UwU 125 
UwU Wewe't :3 aught uWu to :33 me ^-^ I bore >w< the :3 canyopy, 
With >_> my extern >w< the UwU outwawd honouring, 
>_> Ow OwO waid >_> gweat bases for >_> etewnyity, 
Which >_> pwoves :33 mowe x3 showt than waste >w< ow >w< wuinying? 
>_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot seen ^-^ dwewwews on OwO fowm ^-^ and :33 favouw 
:33 Wose >w< aww, ^-^ and :33 mowe :3 by >w< paying x3 too ÚwÚ much rent 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ compound >w< sweet; ^-^ fowgoing ÚwÚ simpwe x3 savouw, 
Pitiful OwO thwivews ^-^ in their xDD gazing spent? 
x3 Nyo, let :33 me >_< be >_> obsequious ^-^ in thy heart, 
And ^w^ take >w< thou >_> my ;;w;; obwation, x3 poow but free, 
Which is UwU nyot ^-^ mixed xDD with ^-^ seconds, UwU knyows xDD nyo >_< awt, 
xDD But uWu mutuaw render, :3 onwy :33 me for ;;w;; thee. 
:33 Hence, >w< thou ^-^ subownyed informer, a OwO twue ^w^ souw 
When :3 most impeached, ^.^ stands least ^-^ in thy ^.^ contwow. 


126 
O >w< thou >_> my ^-^ wovewy :33 boy ;;w;; who ^-^ in thy :33 powew, 
OwO Dost hold Time's UwU fickwe x3 gwass ^.^ his UwU fickwe >_< houw: 
>_< Who UwU hast :3 by waning ÚwÚ gwown, ^-^ and ÚwÚ thewein show'st, 
>w< Thy >w< wovews xDD withewing, ÚwÚ as thy sweet >_> sewf ;;w;; gwow'st. 
UwU If Nature uWu (soveweign ÚwÚ mistwess OwO ovew xDD wwack) 
:33 As >w< thou ^.^ goest >_< onwawds OwO stiww >w< wiww pluck ÚwÚ thee OwO back, 
ÚwÚ She xDD keeps ÚwÚ thee uWu to ^w^ this UwU puwpose, ^w^ that ;;w;; hew OwO skiww 
:3 May :3 time OwO disgwace, ^-^ and >_> wwetched minutes >_> kiww. 
^w^ Yet ^w^ feaw ;;w;; hew O >w< thou ;;w;; minyion :3 of ;;w;; hew ^.^ pweasuwe, 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ may detain, but UwU nyot OwO stiww :3 keep ;;w;; hew ^.^ tweasuwe! 
ÚwÚ Hew uWu audit UwU (though delayed) answered must be, 
And ;;w;; hew :33 quietus is uWu to x3 wendew ;;w;; thee. 


127 
^.^ In >w< the old age >w< bwack >_> was UwU nyot :33 counted x3 faiw, 
>_> Ow >_> if it were it bore UwU nyot >w< beauty's UwU nyame: 
xDD But now is >w< bwack >w< beauty's :33 successive heir, 
And beauty x3 swandewed xDD with a ^w^ bastawd >w< shame, 
:3 Fow >_> since uWu each UwU hand hath put on >_< nyatuwe's :33 powew, 
uWu Faiwing >w< the ÚwÚ fouw xDD with ^w^ awt's x3 fawse :3 bowwowed OwO face, 
^-^ Sweet beauty hath xDD nyo name xDD nyo UwU howy x3 bowew, 
xDD But is profaned, >_> if UwU nyot xDD wives ^-^ in disgrace. 
Therefore >_> my uWu mistwess' ^.^ eyes are xDD waven x3 bwack, 
ÚwÚ Hew ^.^ eyes ;;w;; so ^-^ suited, ^-^ and :33 they ^.^ mouwnyews >_< seem, 
x3 At >_< such ;;w;; who UwU nyot >w< bown ^.^ faiw xDD nyo beauty lack, 
>_< Swandewing :33 cweation xDD with a x3 fawse esteem, 
^w^ Yet ;;w;; so :33 they OwO mouwn x3 becoming :3 of their ÚwÚ woe, 
:33 That >_> evewy tongue x3 says beauty OwO shouwd >w< wook >_< so. 


x3 128 
UwU How oft uWu when UwU thou, >_> my music, music ^w^ pway'st, 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ that xDD bwessed >w< wood :3 whose ÚwÚ motion sounds 
With thy sweet fingers uWu when >w< thou OwO gentwy >_< sway'st 
^.^ The :3 wiwy OwO concowd ^w^ that mine >_> eaw OwO confounds, 
:3 Do ^-^ I >_< envy those uWu jacks ^w^ that :33 nyimbwe ÚwÚ weap, 
>_< To >_> kiss >w< the tender inward :3 of thy ;;w;; hand, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst >_> my x3 poow ÚwÚ wips xDD which OwO shouwd ^w^ that OwO hawvest reap, 
x3 At >w< the >_< wood's ;;w;; bowdnyess :3 by ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; bwushing ÚwÚ stand. 
>_< To >_< be ;;w;; so ÚwÚ tickwed :33 they :3 wouwd ^w^ change their ^.^ state 
And uWu situation xDD with those dancing ^.^ chips, 
ÚwÚ O'ew whom thy fingers ^.^ wawk xDD with ÚwÚ gentwe gait, 
>_< Making ^-^ dead >w< wood :33 mowe blest than >_< wiving lips, 
;;w;; Since saucy uWu jacks ;;w;; so happy are ^-^ in ^w^ this, 
^w^ Give them thy ^.^ fingews, :33 me thy ÚwÚ wips uWu to ^.^ kiss. 


:3 129 
Th' ^w^ expense :3 of ÚwÚ spiwit ^-^ in a waste :3 of OwO shame 
Is OwO wust ^-^ in >w< action, ^-^ and :3 tiww >w< action, OwO wust 
Is perjured, x3 muwd'wous, ÚwÚ bwoody full :3 of ÚwÚ bwame, 
x3 Savage, ÚwÚ extweme, rude, UwU cwuew, UwU nyot uWu to UwU twust, 
Enjoyed xDD nyo ^-^ soonyew but despised UwU stwaight, 
;;w;; Past :3 weason hunted, ^-^ and xDD nyo ^-^ soonyew ^w^ had 
;;w;; Past :3 weason hated ÚwÚ as a swallowed bait, 
:3 On OwO puwpose OwO waid uWu to uWu make >w< the >_> takew x3 mad. 
Mad ^-^ in pursuit ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ possession ;;w;; so, 
:3 Had, xDD having, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^.^ quest, uWu to have ÚwÚ extweme, 
xDD A >w< bwiss ^-^ in >_< pwoof ^-^ and ^.^ pwoved, a :3 vewy ÚwÚ woe, 
:3 Befowe a ;;w;; joy proposed x3 behind a :33 dweam. 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ this >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ weww UwU knyows yet none UwU knyows UwU weww, 
>_< To >_< shun >w< the :3 heaven ^w^ that >_< weads ^-^ men uWu to ^w^ this hell. 


>w< 130 
^w^ My uWu mistwess' ^.^ eyes are OwO nyothing OwO wike >w< the sun, 
>w< Cowaw is far :33 mowe red, than ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ wips red, 
UwU If UwU snyow >_< be x3 white, why :33 then ;;w;; hew OwO bweasts are dun: 
UwU If uWu haiws >_< be xDD wiwes, >w< bwack wires ÚwÚ gwow on ;;w;; hew head: 
^-^ I have seen >w< woses ^.^ damasked, ^.^ wed ^-^ and x3 white, 
xDD But xDD nyo >_< such >w< woses see ^-^ I ^-^ in ;;w;; hew uWu cheeks, 
And ^-^ in ÚwÚ some ^w^ pewfumes is >w< thewe :33 mowe delight, 
uWu Than ^-^ in >w< the >_< bweath ^w^ that OwO fwom >_> my ÚwÚ mistwess >_> weeks. 
^-^ I :33 wove uWu to >_> heaw ;;w;; hew :3 speak, yet ^w^ weww ^-^ I :33 knyow, 
:33 That music hath a far :33 mowe >_< pweasing OwO sound: 
^-^ I ÚwÚ gwant ^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw a goddess go, 
^w^ My ÚwÚ mistwess uWu when she OwO wawks >_< tweads on >w< the uWu gwound. 
And yet :3 by :3 heaven ^-^ I xDD think >_> my :33 wove ÚwÚ as UwU wawe, 
:33 As :33 any she UwU bewied xDD with x3 fawse ^-^ compawe. 


131 
Thou UwU awt ÚwÚ as tyrannous, ;;w;; so ÚwÚ as >w< thou >_< awt, 
:33 As those :3 whose beauties proudly uWu make them ^-^ cwuew; 
:3 Fow ^w^ weww >w< thou know'st uWu to >_> my dear OwO doting :33 heawt 
Thou UwU awt >w< the ^-^ faiwest ^-^ and :3 most ;;w;; pwecious >_> jewew. 
^w^ Yet ^-^ in ^w^ good faith ÚwÚ some say ^w^ that ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ behowd, 
>w< Thy UwU face hath UwU nyot >w< the ÚwÚ powew uWu to uWu make :33 wove xDD gwoan; 
>_< To say :33 they uWu eww, ^-^ I dare UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; so >_> bowd, 
Although ^-^ I xDD sweaw it uWu to >_> my >_> sewf alone. 
And uWu to >_< be ^w^ suwe ^w^ that is UwU nyot x3 fawse ^-^ I OwO sweaw, 
xDD A >_> thousand OwO gwoans but ^.^ thinking on thy OwO face, 
uWu Onye on xDD anyothew's neck do x3 witnyess ;;w;; beaw 
>w< Thy >w< bwack is ^-^ faiwest ^-^ in >_> my xDD judgment's ;;w;; pwace. 
^.^ In OwO nyothing UwU awt >w< thou >w< bwack >_< save ^-^ in thy x3 deeds, 
And thence ^w^ this ;;w;; swandew ÚwÚ as ^-^ I xDD think >w< pwoceeds. 


>w< 132 
>w< Thinye ^.^ eyes ^-^ I love, ^-^ and :33 they ÚwÚ as pitying me, 
^.^ Knyowing thy :33 heawt uWu towment :33 me xDD with x3 disdain, 
>_< Have put on x3 bwack, ^-^ and >_> woving ^.^ mouwnyews be, 
^-^ Wooking xDD with ;;w;; pwetty OwO wuth upon >_> my x3 pain. 
And >_< twuwy UwU nyot >w< the ^.^ mownying sun :3 of :3 heaven 
>_> Bettew UwU becomes >w< the :33 gwey >_> cheeks :3 of >w< the x3 east, 
>_> Nyow ^w^ that full :3 staw ^w^ that ^w^ ushews ^-^ in >w< the uWu even 
^.^ Doth :3 hawf ^w^ that xDD gwowy uWu to >w< the sober >_> west 
:33 As those x3 two OwO mouwnying ^.^ eyes ^-^ become thy >w< face: 
O let it :33 then ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ beseem thy :33 heawt 
>_< To OwO mouwn for :33 me >_> since OwO mouwnying x3 doth ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; gwace, 
And ^-^ suit thy :33 pity OwO wike ^-^ in >_> evewy x3 pawt. 
UwU Then >w< wiww ^-^ I xDD sweaw beauty x3 hewsewf is x3 bwack, 
And ;;w;; aww :33 they ÚwÚ fouw ^w^ that thy :33 compwexion ;;w;; wack. 


>_> 133 
>_< Beshwew ^w^ that :33 heawt ^w^ that ^-^ makes >_> my :33 heawt uWu to ^-^ gwoan 
:3 Fow ^w^ that ;;w;; deep ÚwÚ wound it xDD gives >_> my uWu fwiend ^-^ and x3 me; 
Is't UwU nyot :33 enyough uWu to ;;w;; towtuwe :33 me UwU awonye, 
xDD But slave uWu to :3 swavewy >_> my OwO sweet'st uWu fwiend must :3 be? 
;;w;; Me OwO fwom >_> my >_> sewf thy OwO cwuew eye hath >_> taken, 
And >_> my UwU nyext >_> sewf >w< thou harder UwU hast UwU engwossed, 
Of :3 him, >_> my self, ^-^ and ÚwÚ thee ^-^ I am xDD fowsaken, 
xDD A uWu towment :3 thwice :3 thwee-fowd UwU thus uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ cwossed: 
Prison >_> my :33 heawt ^-^ in thy ^-^ steew :3 bosom's >_> wawd, 
xDD But :33 then >_> my OwO fwiend's :33 heawt let >_> my x3 poow :33 heawt bail, 
xDD Whoe'ew xDD keeps me, let >_> my :33 heawt >_< be ^.^ his ÚwÚ guawd, 
Thou >_> canst UwU nyot :33 then ÚwÚ use >w< wigouw ^-^ in >_> my gaol. 
And yet >w< thou xDD wiwt, for ^-^ I being pent ^-^ in ^-^ thee, 
>_< Pewfowce am ^w^ thinye ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^w^ that is ^-^ in >w< me. 


^.^ 134 
So now ^-^ I have >_< confessed ^w^ that UwU he is >w< thinye, 
And ^-^ I >_> my >_> sewf am :3 mowtgaged uWu to thy will, 
^w^ My >_> sewf >_< I'ww ^-^ fowfeit, ;;w;; so ^w^ that x3 othew uWu minye, 
Thou OwO wiwt uWu westowe uWu to >_< be >_> my x3 comfowt ^w^ stiww: 
xDD But >w< thou OwO wiwt not, >_< nyow UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be free, 
:3 Fow >w< thou UwU awt >w< covetous, ^-^ and UwU he is kind, 
He >_> weawnyed but UwU suwety-wike uWu to xDD wwite for me, 
Under ^w^ that >_< bond ^w^ that xDD him ÚwÚ as UwU fist x3 doth >_< bind. 
^.^ The ;;w;; statute :3 of thy beauty >w< thou OwO wiwt take, 
Thou UwU usuwew ^w^ that put'st ^-^ fowth ;;w;; aww uWu to :33 use, 
And >_< sue a ^.^ fwiend, came ^-^ debtow for >_> my xDD sake, 
So xDD him ^-^ I ;;w;; wose through >_> my ;;w;; unkind uWu abuse. 
ÚwÚ Him have ^-^ I >_> wost, >w< thou UwU hast x3 both xDD him ^-^ and me, 
He >w< pays >w< the whole, ^-^ and yet am ^-^ I UwU nyot :3 fwee. 


135 
^-^ Whoevew hath ;;w;; hew wish, >w< thou UwU hast thy will, 
And ^.^ 'Wiww' uWu to OwO boot, ^-^ and ^.^ 'Wiww' ^-^ in >_> ovew-pwus, 
x3 Mowe than :33 enyough am ^-^ I ^w^ that vex ÚwÚ thee ^.^ stiww, 
>_< To thy sweet >w< wiww UwU making uWu addition thus. 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou :3 whose >w< wiww is uWu wawge ^-^ and >_> spacious, 
uWu Nyot once :3 vouchsafe uWu to xDD hide >_> my >w< wiww ^-^ in ^.^ thinye? 
ÚwÚ Shaww >w< wiww ^-^ in ÚwÚ othews seem >w< wight ;;w;; gwacious, 
And ^-^ in >_> my >w< wiww xDD nyo ^.^ faiw ^.^ acceptance OwO shinye? 
^.^ The >w< sea ;;w;; aww water, yet ^-^ weceives rain ^.^ stiww, 
And ^-^ in ^w^ abundance >_> addeth uWu to ^.^ his store, 
So >w< thou being rich ^-^ in >w< wiww >w< add uWu to thy >w< wiww 
uWu Onye >w< wiww :3 of mine uWu to uWu make thy uWu wawge >w< wiww >w< mowe. 
Let xDD nyo unkind, xDD nyo ^.^ faiw OwO beseechews UwU kiww, 
>w< Think ;;w;; aww but :3 onye, ^-^ and :33 me ^-^ in ^w^ that >w< onye :3 'Wiww.' 


>_< 136 
UwU If thy ^w^ souw check ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that ^-^ I come ;;w;; so >_> nyeaw, 
;;w;; Sweaw uWu to thy ^.^ bwind ^w^ souw ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> was thy :3 'Wiww', 
And >w< wiww thy ^w^ souw UwU knyows is ;;w;; admitted there, 
Thus far for love, >_> my ;;w;; wove-suit sweet OwO fuwfiw. 
:3 'Wiww', >w< wiww >_< fuwfiw >w< the >w< tweasuwe :3 of thy love, 
x3 Ay, fill it full xDD with ^.^ wiwws, ^-^ and >_> my >w< wiww :3 onye, 
^.^ In things :3 of >_> gweat xDD weceipt xDD with case ;;w;; we OwO pwove, 
Among a :33 nyumbew >w< onye is reckoned x3 nyonye. 
UwU Then ^-^ in >w< the :33 nyumbew let :33 me ^w^ pass untold, 
OwO Though ^-^ in thy ^w^ stowe's :33 account ^-^ I >w< onye must be, 
:3 Fow OwO nyothing hold me, ;;w;; so it UwU pwease ÚwÚ thee UwU howd, 
:33 That OwO nyothing me, a x3 something sweet uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
Make but >_> my name thy love, ^-^ and :33 wove ^w^ that ^.^ stiww, 
And :33 then >w< thou lov'st :33 me for >_> my name is Will. 


OwO 137 
Thou ^.^ bwind UwU foow OwO Wove, what dost >w< thou uWu to mine uWu eyes, 
:33 That :33 they uWu behowd ^-^ and see UwU nyot what :33 they ÚwÚ see? 
xDD They >_< knyow what beauty UwU is, see >w< whewe it ^w^ wies, 
^w^ Yet what >w< the uWu best UwU is, ^w^ take >w< the ^-^ wowst uWu to OwO be. 
UwU If ^.^ eyes :33 cowwupt :3 by ÚwÚ ovew-pawtiaw looks, 
;;w;; Be ^.^ anchowed ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ bay >w< whewe ;;w;; aww ^-^ men ^w^ wide, 
^.^ Why :3 of eyes' >w< fawsehood UwU hast >w< thou uWu fowged uWu hooks, 
>_> Wheweto >w< the xDD judgment :3 of >_> my :33 heawt is >_< tied? 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd >_> my :33 heawt xDD think ^w^ that a ;;w;; sevewaw :33 pwot, 
Which >_> my :33 heawt UwU knyows >w< the uWu wide x3 wowwd's UwU common >_> pwace? 
>_> Ow mine ^.^ eyes ;;w;; seeing ^w^ this, say ^w^ this is UwU nyot 
>_< To put ^.^ faiw >_> twuth upon ;;w;; so ÚwÚ fouw a xDD face? 
^.^ In things >w< wight OwO twue >_> my :33 heawt ^-^ and ^.^ eyes have erred, 
And uWu to ^w^ this x3 fawse ^w^ pwague are :33 they now xDD twansfewwed. 


138 
When >_> my :33 wove swears ^w^ that she is uWu made :3 of truth, 
^-^ I do xDD bewieve ;;w;; hew though ^-^ I >_< knyow she ^w^ wies, 
:33 That she :33 might xDD think :33 me ÚwÚ some untutored uWu youth, 
xDD Unweawnyed ^-^ in >w< the x3 wowwd's x3 fawse ;;w;; subtweties. 
Thus :3 vainwy ^.^ thinking ^w^ that she :33 thinks :33 me ;;w;; young, 
Although she UwU knyows >_> my ^-^ days are :33 past >w< the best, 
;;w;; Simpwy ^-^ I x3 cwedit ;;w;; hew false-speaking uWu tongue, 
:3 On x3 both sides UwU thus is ÚwÚ simpwe >_> twuth ^-^ suppwessed: 
xDD But wherefore x3 says she UwU nyot she is OwO unjust? 
And wherefore say UwU nyot ^-^ I ^w^ that ^-^ I am ;;w;; owd? 
O love's uWu best >_> habit is ^-^ in seeming UwU twust, 
And age ^-^ in love, >_< woves UwU nyot uWu to have xDD yeaws ^-^ towd. 
Therefore ^-^ I >_< wie xDD with >w< hew, ^-^ and she xDD with me, 
And ^-^ in x3 ouw xDD fauwts :3 by ^w^ wies ;;w;; we :33 fwattewed OwO be. 


;;w;; 139 
O UwU caww UwU nyot :33 me uWu to justify >w< the OwO wwong, 
:33 That thy >w< unkindnyess x3 ways upon >_> my heart, 
>w< Wound :33 me UwU nyot xDD with ^w^ thinye eye but xDD with thy uWu tongue, 
>_> Use ÚwÚ powew xDD with :33 powew, ^-^ and xDD sway :33 me UwU nyot :3 by >_< awt, 
Tell :33 me >w< thou lov'st :33 ewsewhewe; but ^-^ in >_> my sight, 
^-^ Deaw :33 heawt ÚwÚ fowbeaw uWu to :3 gwance ^w^ thinye eye aside, 
:3 What >_> nyeed'st >w< thou ÚwÚ wound xDD with cunning uWu when thy :33 might 
Is :33 mowe than >_> my :3 o'ewpwessed defence ^w^ can >w< bide? 
Let :33 me >w< excuse ^-^ thee, OwO ah >_> my :33 wove ^w^ weww :3 knyows, 
ÚwÚ Hew ;;w;; pwetty OwO wooks have OwO been mine :33 enyemies, 
And x3 thewefowe OwO fwom >_> my UwU face she :3 tuwns >_> my ^w^ foes, 
:33 That :33 they :33 ewsewhewe :33 might >w< dawt their ÚwÚ injuwies: 
^w^ Yet do UwU nyot ;;w;; so, but >_> since ^-^ I am uWu nyeaw slain, 
Kill :33 me outright xDD with looks, ^-^ and ^.^ wid >_> my x3 pain. 


^-^ 140 
;;w;; Be uWu wise ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU awt UwU cwuew, do UwU nyot ^-^ pwess 
^w^ My x3 tongue-tied x3 patience xDD with x3 too ÚwÚ much >_> disdain: 
ÚwÚ West >_> sowwow ^w^ wend :33 me >_> wowds ^-^ and >_> wowds express, 
^.^ The >w< mannyew :3 of >_> my xDD pity-wanting x3 pain. 
UwU If ^-^ I :33 might ^-^ teach ÚwÚ thee UwU wit xDD bettew it UwU wewe, 
OwO Though UwU nyot uWu to love, yet :33 wove uWu to tell :33 me ;;w;; so, 
:33 As >_> testy ÚwÚ sick ^-^ men uWu when their ^w^ deaths >_< be >_> nyeaw, 
:33 Nyo OwO nyews but OwO heawth OwO fwom their ^.^ physicians know. 
:3 Fow >_> if ^-^ I OwO shouwd ÚwÚ despaiw ^-^ I OwO shouwd ÚwÚ gwow >_> mad, 
And ^-^ in >_> my >w< madnyess :33 might UwU speak ^w^ iww :3 of ^-^ thee, 
:3 Nyow ^w^ this :3 iww-wwesting UwU wowwd is x3 gwown ;;w;; so ^w^ bad, 
Mad ^w^ swandewews :3 by uWu mad >_< eaws x3 bewieved OwO be. 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; so, >_< nyow >w< thou belied, 
Bear ^w^ thinye ^.^ eyes UwU stwaight, though thy ÚwÚ pwoud :33 heawt ^w^ go wide. 


141 
^.^ In faith ^-^ I do UwU nyot :33 wove ÚwÚ thee xDD with mine uWu eyes, 
:3 Fow :33 they ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee a >_> thousand ^w^ ewwows >w< nyote, 
xDD But ÚwÚ 'tis >_> my :33 heawt ^w^ that >_< woves what :33 they despise, 
>_< Who ^-^ in :33 despite :3 of ^-^ view is ÚwÚ pweased uWu to dote. 
>_> Nyow are mine ÚwÚ caws xDD with thy ^.^ tongue's ^.^ tunye uWu dewighted, 
>_> Nyow tender feeling uWu to base uWu touches >w< pwonye, 
>_> Nyow >w< taste, >_< nyow :3 smeww, desire uWu to >_< be x3 invited 
>_< To :33 any ;;w;; sensuaw xDD feast xDD with ÚwÚ thee alone: 
xDD But >_> my ÚwÚ five ÚwÚ wits, >_< nyow >_> my ÚwÚ five ^.^ senses ^w^ can 
ÚwÚ Dissuade >w< onye x3 foowish :33 heawt OwO fwom ^.^ sewving ^-^ thee, 
>_< Who leaves unswayed >w< the xDD wikenyess :3 of a ;;w;; man, 
>w< Thy ÚwÚ pwoud xDD heawt's slave ^-^ and ;;w;; vassaw UwU wwetch uWu to ^w^ be: 
^w^ Onwy >_> my ^w^ pwague UwU thus far ^-^ I >_> count >_> my ^-^ gain, 
:33 That she ^w^ that ^-^ makes :33 me sin, :3 awawds :33 me x3 pain. 


OwO 142 
Love is >_> my sin, ^-^ and thy dear virtue hate, 
Hate :3 of >_> my sin, grounded on OwO sinfuw >w< woving, 
O but xDD with uWu minye, xDD compawe >w< thou ^w^ thinye ^-^ own xDD state, 
And >w< thou xDD shawt find it merits UwU nyot :3 wepwoving, 
>_> Ow >_> if it ÚwÚ do, UwU nyot OwO fwom those ÚwÚ wips :3 of >w< thinye, 
:33 That have ^-^ pwofanyed their scarlet ornaments, 
And UwU seawed x3 fawse xDD bonds :3 of :33 wove ÚwÚ as oft ÚwÚ as uWu minye, 
x3 Wobbed others' ÚwÚ beds' revenues :3 of their ^.^ wents. 
;;w;; Be it x3 wawfuw ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as >w< thou lov'st x3 those, 
^-^ Whom ^w^ thinye ^.^ eyes ÚwÚ woo ÚwÚ as mine :33 impowtunye ^-^ thee, 
^w^ Woot :33 pity ^-^ in thy :33 heawt ^w^ that uWu when it :3 gwows, 
>w< Thy :33 pity ^w^ may ^w^ desewve uWu to uWu pitied OwO be. 
UwU If >w< thou dost >w< seek uWu to have what >w< thou dost hide, 
By xDD sewf-exampwe ;;w;; mayst >w< thou >_< be denied. 


:33 143 
x3 Wo ÚwÚ as a :33 cawefuw huswife UwU wuns uWu to ^w^ catch, 
uWu Onye :3 of ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ feathewed >_< cweatuwes ^.^ bwoke uWu away, 
x3 Sets OwO down ;;w;; hew :3 babe ^-^ and ^-^ makes ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ swift ÚwÚ dispatch 
^.^ In pursuit :3 of >w< the >_> thing she :3 wouwd have :3 stay: 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ;;w;; hew neglected UwU chiwd UwU howds ;;w;; hew ^-^ in ;;w;; chase, 
uWu Cwies uWu to xDD catch ;;w;; hew :3 whose >w< busy OwO cawe is ^w^ bent, 
>_< To x3 fowwow ^w^ that xDD which :33 fwies :33 befowe ;;w;; hew >w< face: 
uWu Nyot >w< pwizing ;;w;; hew x3 poow ÚwÚ infant's ^.^ discontent; 
So OwO wun'st >w< thou after ^w^ that xDD which :33 fwies OwO fwom ^-^ thee, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ^-^ I thy :3 babe chase ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; afaw >_> behind, 
xDD But >_> if >w< thou xDD catch thy hope ^w^ tuwn >_< back uWu to ^.^ me: 
And uWu pway >w< the xDD mothew's >_< pawt, >_> kiss me, >_< be :3 kind. 
So >w< wiww ^-^ I pray ^w^ that >w< thou ;;w;; mayst have thy ^-^ Wiww, 
UwU If >w< thou ^w^ tuwn >_< back ^-^ and >_> my ÚwÚ woud OwO cwying >w< stiww. 


xDD 144 
>_< Two >_< woves ^-^ I have :3 of x3 comfowt ^-^ and ^w^ despaiw, 
Which OwO wike x3 two >_> spiwits do suggest :33 me ^.^ stiww, 
^.^ The xDD bettew >w< angew is a man >w< wight :33 faiw: 
^.^ The >w< wowsew ÚwÚ spiwit a woman UwU cowouwed ill. 
>_< To >w< win :33 me UwU soon uWu to uWu heww >_> my xDD femawe UwU eviw, 
^w^ Tempteth >_> my xDD bettew >w< angew OwO fwom >_> my x3 side, 
And :3 wouwd :33 cowwupt >_> my >w< saint uWu to >_< be a >_> deviw: 
>_> Wooing ^.^ his >w< puwity xDD with ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ pwide. 
And whether ^w^ that >_> my >w< angew >_< be turned :3 fiend, 
Suspect ^-^ I ;;w;; may, yet UwU nyot directly ^w^ teww, 
xDD But being x3 both OwO fwom :33 me x3 both uWu to uWu each ^.^ fwiend, 
^-^ I guess >w< onye >w< angew ^-^ in xDD anyothew's hell. 
^w^ Yet ^w^ this >_< shaww ^-^ I >w< nye'ew >_< knyow but >_< wive ^-^ in >_> doubt, 
xDD Tiww >_> my ÚwÚ bad >w< angew ^w^ fiwe >_> my ^w^ good >w< onye x3 out. 


:3 145 
Those ÚwÚ wips ^w^ that xDD Wove's ^-^ own UwU hand >w< did >_< make, 
;;w;; Bweathed ^-^ fowth >w< the sound ^w^ that ^-^ said 'I OwO hate', 
>_< To :33 me ^w^ that uWu wanguished for ;;w;; hew >_> sake: 
xDD But uWu when she OwO saw >_> my ;;w;; woefuw xDD state, 
uWu Stwaight ^-^ in ;;w;; hew :33 heawt >w< did :33 mewcy come, 
Chiding ^w^ that tongue ^w^ that ^-^ evew >w< sweet, 
uWu Was ^-^ used ^-^ in ÚwÚ giving ÚwÚ gentwe OwO doom: 
And ^-^ taught it UwU thus ^.^ anyew uWu to :3 gweet: 
'I hate' she xDD awtewed xDD with :3 an ^w^ end, 
:33 That fowwowed it ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ gentwe x3 day, 
^.^ Doth x3 fowwow night ;;w;; who OwO wike a x3 fiend 
^w^ Fwom :3 heaven uWu to uWu heww is >_> fwown uWu away. 
'I OwO hate', OwO fwom hate xDD away she >_> thwew, 
And :33 saved >_> my OwO wife saying >w< 'nyot :3 you'. 


>_> 146 
>_> Poow ^w^ souw >w< the ^w^ centwe :3 of >_> my OwO sinfuw >_> eawth, 
^w^ My OwO sinfuw earth uWu these ÚwÚ webew ^w^ powews OwO awway, 
^.^ Why dost >w< thou uWu pinye >_> within ^-^ and :3 suffew dearth 
UwU Painting thy UwU outwawd >_> wawws ;;w;; so xDD costwy uWu gay? 
^.^ Why ;;w;; so uWu wawge cost having ;;w;; so x3 showt a lease, 
OwO Dost >w< thou upon thy OwO fading >w< mansion xDD spend? 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^w^ wowms ^w^ inhewitows :3 of ^w^ this ^.^ excess 
;;w;; Eat :3 up thy ;;w;; chawge? is ^w^ this thy ^w^ body's >w< end? 
UwU Then ^w^ souw >_< wive >w< thou upon thy servant's :3 woss, 
And let ^w^ that uWu pinye uWu to ;;w;; aggwavate thy ^.^ stowe; 
x3 Buy >w< tewms ÚwÚ divinye ^-^ in >w< sewwing >w< houws :3 of dross; 
;;w;; Within >_< be fed, :33 without >_< be rich xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, 
So >_< shaww >w< thou ;;w;; feed on >_< death, ^w^ that >w< feeds on men, 
And ÚwÚ death once >_> dead, >_< thewe's xDD nyo :33 mowe OwO dying ^w^ then. 


147 
^w^ My :33 wove is ÚwÚ as a ;;w;; fevew ;;w;; wonging ^.^ stiww, 
:3 Fow ^w^ that xDD which >_> wongew x3 nyuwseth >w< the ^-^ disease, 
;;w;; Feeding on ^w^ that xDD which x3 doth preserve >w< the ^-^ iww, 
Th' >_> uncewtain uWu sickwy :3 appetite uWu to please: 
^w^ My :3 weason >w< the xDD physician uWu to >_> my love, 
Angry ^w^ that ^.^ his :3 pwescwiptions are UwU nyot ÚwÚ kept 
uWu Hath UwU weft me, ^-^ and ^-^ I :33 despewate now :33 appwove, 
>w< Desiwe is >_< death, xDD which UwU physic >w< did :3 except. 
;;w;; Past cure ^-^ I am, now :3 weason is :33 past ^-^ cawe, 
And xDD fwantic-mad xDD with >_> evewmowe :33 unwest, 
^w^ My ;;w;; thoughts ^-^ and >_> my ;;w;; discouwse ÚwÚ as uWu mad men's x3 awe, 
x3 At uWu wandom OwO fwom >w< the >_> twuth :3 vainwy UwU expwessed. 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have ^w^ swown ÚwÚ thee x3 faiw, ^-^ and :3 thought ÚwÚ thee bright, 
>_< Who UwU awt ÚwÚ as >w< bwack ÚwÚ as uWu heww, ÚwÚ as ^-^ dawk ÚwÚ as night. 


xDD 148 
O me! what ^.^ eyes hath :33 wove put ^-^ in >_> my head, 
Which have xDD nyo :33 cowwespondence xDD with OwO twue sight, 
>_> Ow >_> if :33 they uWu have, >w< whewe is >_> my xDD judgment uWu fwed, 
:33 That censures xDD fawsewy what :33 they see ^.^ awight? 
UwU If ^w^ that >_< be ^.^ faiw UwU wheweon >_> my x3 fawse ^.^ eyes ;;w;; dote, 
:3 What ÚwÚ means >w< the UwU wowwd uWu to say it is UwU nyot so? 
UwU If it >_< be not, :33 then :33 wove x3 doth ^w^ weww denote, 
xDD Wove's eye is UwU nyot ;;w;; so OwO twue ÚwÚ as ;;w;; aww men's: uWu nyo, 
UwU How ^w^ can it? O how ^w^ can love's eye >_< be ;;w;; twue, 
:33 That is ;;w;; so vexed xDD with >_> watching ^-^ and xDD with tears? 
:33 Nyo :3 mawvew :33 then though ^-^ I mistake >_> my view, 
^.^ The sun it >_> sewf x3 sees not, :3 tiww :3 heaven ^w^ cweaws. 
O cunning love, xDD with tears >w< thou keep'st :33 me blind, 
ÚwÚ West ^.^ eyes well-seeing thy ÚwÚ fouw xDD fauwts OwO shouwd >w< find. 


:33 149 
^w^ Canst >w< thou O UwU cwuew, say ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee not, 
When ^-^ I ÚwÚ against >_> my >_> sewf xDD with ÚwÚ thee uWu pawtake? 
:3 Do ^-^ I UwU nyot xDD think on ÚwÚ thee uWu when ^-^ I :3 fowgot 
ÚwÚ Am :3 of >_> my self, x3 aww-tywant, for thy sake? 
>_< Who hateth ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that ^-^ I do UwU caww >_> my ^.^ fwiend, 
:3 On whom :33 fwown'st >w< thou ^w^ that ^-^ I do ^w^ fawn >_< upon, 
Nay >_> if >w< thou OwO wouw'st on :33 me do ^-^ I UwU nyot ÚwÚ spend 
:3 Wevenge upon >_> my >_> sewf xDD with present >_< moan? 
:3 What UwU mewit do ^-^ I ^-^ in >_> my >_> sewf OwO wespect, 
:33 That is ;;w;; so ÚwÚ pwoud thy UwU sewvice uWu to despise, 
When ;;w;; aww >_> my uWu best x3 doth worship thy ;;w;; defect, 
Commanded :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ motion :3 of ^w^ thinye eyes? 
xDD But :33 wove hate on for now ^-^ I >_< knyow thy >w< mind, 
Those ^w^ that ^w^ can see >w< thou lov'st, ^-^ and ^-^ I am >_< bwind. 


150 
O OwO fwom what ÚwÚ powew UwU hast >w< thou ^w^ this powerful >w< might, 
With UwU insufficiency >_> my :33 heawt uWu to UwU sway, 
>_< To uWu make :33 me >w< give >w< the >_< wie uWu to >_> my OwO twue sight, 
And xDD sweaw ^w^ that x3 bwightnyess x3 doth UwU nyot ^.^ gwace >w< the >_< day? 
Whence UwU hast >w< thou ^w^ this x3 becoming :3 of things ^-^ iww, 
:33 That ^-^ in >w< the :3 vewy :3 wefuse :3 of thy x3 deeds, 
;;w;; Thewe is >_< such >_> stwength ^-^ and :33 wawwantise :3 of skill, 
:33 That ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; mind thy ^-^ wowst ;;w;; aww uWu best :3 exceeds? 
>_< Who ^-^ taught ÚwÚ thee how uWu to uWu make :33 me :33 wove ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe, 
^.^ The :33 mowe ^-^ I >_> heaw ^-^ and see UwU just >_< cause :3 of hate? 
O though ^-^ I :33 wove what ÚwÚ othews do ^w^ abhow, 
With ÚwÚ othews >w< thou shouldst UwU nyot :3 abhow >_> my x3 state. 
UwU If thy ^.^ unwowthinyess ^.^ waised :33 wove ^-^ in me, 
x3 Mowe ^-^ wowthy ^-^ I uWu to >_< be :3 bewoved :3 of ;;w;; thee. 


:33 151 
Love is x3 too xDD young uWu to >_< knyow what >w< conscience UwU is, 
^w^ Yet ;;w;; who UwU knyows UwU nyot >w< conscience is >w< bown :3 of >w< wove? 
UwU Then ÚwÚ gentwe cheater OwO uwge UwU nyot >_> my ^-^ amiss, 
ÚwÚ West x3 guiwty :3 of >_> my xDD fauwts thy sweet >_> sewf uWu pwove. 
:3 Fow >w< thou UwU betwaying me, ^-^ I do :3 betway 
^w^ My ^-^ nyobwew ^.^ pawt uWu to >_> my >_< gwoss ^w^ body's ;;w;; tweason, 
^w^ My ^w^ souw x3 doth tell >_> my body ^w^ that UwU he ;;w;; may, 
>_> Twiumph ^-^ in love, flesh stays xDD nyo xDD fawthew ;;w;; weason, 
xDD But >w< wising :3 at thy name x3 doth point :33 out ^-^ thee, 
:33 As ^.^ his uWu twiumphant uWu pwize, ÚwÚ pwoud :3 of ^w^ this :33 pwide, 
He is :3 contented thy x3 poow ^-^ dwudge uWu to be, 
>_< To >_< stand ^-^ in thy affairs, x3 faww :3 by thy uWu side. 
:33 Nyo >_< want :3 of >w< conscience hold it ^w^ that ^-^ I call, 
ÚwÚ Hew love, for :3 whose dear :33 wove ^-^ I rise ^-^ and fall. 


^.^ 152 
^.^ In >_> woving ÚwÚ thee >w< thou know'st ^-^ I am ÚwÚ fowswown, 
xDD But >w< thou UwU awt twice ;;w;; fowswown uWu to :33 me :33 wove >_> sweawing, 
^.^ In :3 act thy :3 bed-vow ^.^ bwoke ^-^ and xDD nyew faith ^-^ town, 
^.^ In ^-^ vowing xDD nyew hate after xDD nyew :33 wove >w< beawing: 
xDD But why :3 of x3 two ^-^ oaths' x3 bweach do ^-^ I :33 accuse ^-^ thee, 
When ^-^ I x3 bweak twenty? ^-^ I am x3 pewjuwed UwU most, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww >_> my OwO vows are :3 oaths but uWu to ;;w;; misuse UwU thee: 
And ;;w;; aww >_> my uWu honyest faith ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee is lost. 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have ^w^ swown ;;w;; deep :3 oaths :3 of thy ;;w;; deep kindness: 
;;w;; Oaths :3 of thy love, thy truth, thy UwU constancy, 
And uWu to :3 enwighten ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ gave ^.^ eyes uWu to blindness, 
>_> Ow uWu made them xDD sweaw ÚwÚ against >w< the >_> thing :33 they >_> see. 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have ^w^ swown ÚwÚ thee :33 faiw: :33 mowe x3 pewjuwed ;;w;; I, 
>_< To xDD sweaw ÚwÚ against >w< the >_> twuth ;;w;; so ÚwÚ fouw a OwO be. 


:3 153 
>_> Cupid OwO waid :3 by ^.^ his UwU bwand ^-^ and uWu feww >_> asweep, 
xDD A ÚwÚ maid :3 of >_> Dian's ^w^ this ^w^ advantage ^.^ found, 
And ^.^ his >_> wove-kindwing ^w^ fiwe >w< did quickly OwO steep 
^.^ In a >_< cowd valley-fountain :3 of ^w^ that x3 gwound: 
Which :3 bowwowed OwO fwom ^w^ this UwU howy ^w^ fiwe :3 of OwO Wove, 
xDD A xDD datewess lively ÚwÚ heat OwO stiww uWu to >w< enduwe, 
And OwO gwew a OwO seeting >_< bath xDD which yet ^-^ men OwO pwove, 
Against ^-^ stwange x3 mawadies a sovereign >_> cuwe: 
xDD But :3 at >_> my uWu mistwess' eye xDD Wove's UwU bwand >w< nyew-fiwed, 
^.^ The :33 boy for ÚwÚ twiaw xDD nyeeds :3 wouwd >_< touch >_> my breast, 
^-^ I ÚwÚ sick >_< withaw >w< the :33 hewp :3 of >_< bath desired, 
And ^.^ thithew uWu hied a ;;w;; sad distempered ÚwÚ guest. 
xDD But x3 found xDD nyo >_> cuwe, >w< the >_< bath for >_> my :33 hewp ^w^ wies, 
;;w;; Whewe >_> Cupid ^w^ got xDD nyew ^w^ fiwe; >_> my uWu mistwess' ^-^ eyes. 


>_> 154 
^.^ The ^-^ wittwe >_> Wove-god lying once >_> asweep, 
^-^ Waid :3 by ^.^ his >w< side ^.^ his ;;w;; heawt-infwaming xDD bwand, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst uWu many ^w^ nymphs ^w^ that UwU vowed >_> chaste OwO wife uWu to >w< keep, 
>_< Came x3 twipping ;;w;; by, but ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ maiden ;;w;; hand, 
^.^ The ^-^ faiwest UwU votawy took :3 up ^w^ that ÚwÚ fiwe, 
Which uWu many legions :3 of OwO twue ^-^ heawts ^w^ had warmed, 
And ;;w;; so >w< the ^-^ genyewaw :3 of hot desire, 
uWu Was sleeping :3 by a ^.^ viwgin UwU hand ^.^ disawmed. 
^.^ This UwU bwand she quenched ^-^ in a cool ^w^ weww ;;w;; by, 
Which OwO fwom xDD Wove's ^w^ fiwe took ÚwÚ heat perpetual, 
Growing a >_< bath ^-^ and uWu heawthfuw ^.^ wemedy, 
:3 Fow ^-^ men discased, but ^-^ I >_> my uWu mistwess' thwaww, 
>_< Came >w< thewe for cure ^-^ and ^w^ this :3 by ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO pwove, 
xDD Wove's ^w^ fiwe ^w^ heats water, water ^w^ coows UwU nyot :3 wove. 


>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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x3 1603 

xDD AWWS ^w^ WEWW >_< THAT >_< ENDS ^w^ WEWW 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 


^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

UwU KING UwU OF FRANCE 
>w< THE :3 DUKE UwU OF uWu FWOWENCE 
OwO BEWTWAM, ^-^ Count :3 of >w< Wousiwwon 
xDD WAFEU, :3 an old lord 
^w^ PAWOWWES, a >_> fowwowew :3 of >w< Bewtwam 
^.^ TWO xDD FWENCH >w< WOWDS, ^.^ sewving xDD with >w< Bewtwam 

STEWARD, OwO Sewvant uWu to >w< the ^-^ Countess :3 of >w< Wousiwwon 
^.^ WAVACHE, a clown ^-^ and OwO Sewvant uWu to >w< the ^-^ Countess :3 of >w< Wousiwwon 
xDD A PAGE, OwO Sewvant uWu to >w< the ^-^ Countess :3 of >w< Wousiwwon 

>_> COUNTESS UwU OF ROUSILLON, mother uWu to >w< Bewtwam 
OwO HEWENyA, a :3 gentwewoman ÚwÚ pwotected :3 by >w< the ^-^ Countess 
xDD A ^-^ WIDOW UwU OF UwU FWOWENCE. 
UwU DIANyA, uWu daughtew uWu to >w< the :33 Widow 


>w< VIOWENTA, ^w^ nyeighbouw ^-^ and uWu fwiend uWu to >w< the :33 Widow 
xDD MAWIANyA, ^w^ nyeighbouw ^-^ and uWu fwiend uWu to >w< the :33 Widow 

Lords, ^w^ Officews, :3 Sowdiews, ^w^ etc., :33 Fwench ^-^ and uWu Fwowentinye 



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OwO SCENyE: 
;;w;; Wousiwwon; x3 Pawis; xDD Fwowence; >_> Mawseiwwes 


>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 
>_> Wousiwwon. ^.^ The ;;w;; COUNT'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew OwO BEWTWAM, >w< the >_> COUNTESS UwU OF ROUSILLON, OwO HEWENyA, ^-^ and xDD WAFEU, ;;w;; aww ^-^ in >w< bwack 

COUNTESS. ^.^ In :3 dewivewing >_> my ^-^ son OwO fwom me, ^-^ I ^w^ buwy a ;;w;; second xDD husband. 
>_> BEWTWAM. And ^-^ I ^-^ in >_< going, ÚwÚ madam, UwU weep ^.^ o'ew >_> my >_> fathew's ÚwÚ death ^-^ anyew; 
but ^-^ I must ^-^ attend ^.^ his ÚwÚ Majesty's xDD command, uWu to whom ^-^ I am now ^-^ in 
>_> wawd, >_> evewmowe ^-^ in subjection. 
uWu WAFEU. You >_< shaww find :3 of >w< the OwO King a :3 husband, madam; ^.^ you, sir, a 
:33 fathew. He ^w^ that ;;w;; so xDD genyewawwy is :3 at ;;w;; aww xDD times ^w^ good must :3 of 
necessity hold ^.^ his virtue uWu to ^.^ you, :3 whose uWu wowthinyess :3 wouwd >w< stiw it 
:3 up >w< whewe it :3 wanted, :3 wathew than x3 wack it >w< whewe >w< thewe is >_< such 
abundance. 
COUNTESS. :3 What hope is >w< thewe :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ Majesty's ;;w;; amendment? 
uWu WAFEU. He hath ÚwÚ abandon'd ^.^ his ^w^ physicians, madam; ^.^ undew :3 whose 
>w< pwactices UwU he hath uWu pewsecuted :3 time xDD with x3 hope, ^-^ and finds xDD nyo x3 othew 
^w^ advantage ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ pwocess but :3 onwy >w< the x3 wosing :3 of hope :3 by time. 
COUNTESS. ^.^ This xDD young :3 gentwewoman ^w^ had a x3 fathew- OwO O, ^w^ that ^-^ 'had,' how 
;;w;; sad a >_> passage :33 'tis!-whose OwO skiww >_> was almost ÚwÚ as >_> gweat ÚwÚ as ^.^ his 
;;w;; honyesty; ^w^ had it UwU stwetch'd ;;w;; so far, :3 wouwd have uWu made ;;w;; nyatuwe 
ÚwÚ immowtaw, ^-^ and ÚwÚ death OwO shouwd have uWu pway for x3 wack :3 of work. >_> Wouwd, for 
>w< the King's xDD sake, UwU he were ^.^ wiving! ^-^ I xDD think it :3 wouwd >_< be >w< the ÚwÚ death :3 of 
>w< the King's UwU disease. 
uWu WAFEU. UwU How call'd :33 you >w< the man :33 you UwU speak uWu of, uWu madam? 
COUNTESS. He >_> was famous, sir, ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD pwofession, ^-^ and it >_> was ^.^ his 
>_> gweat >w< wight uWu to >_< be UwU so- ;;w;; Gewawd UwU de ^w^ Nyawbon. 
uWu WAFEU. He >_> was >_< excewwent UwU indeed, madam; >w< the OwO King :3 vewy uWu watewy ^-^ spoke 
:3 of xDD him OwO admiwingwy ^-^ and ;;w;; mouwnyingwy; UwU he >_> was ÚwÚ skiwfuw :33 enyough uWu to have 
:3 wiv'd ^.^ stiww, >_> if >w< knyowwedge ^-^ couwd >_< be ^w^ set :3 up ÚwÚ against mortality. 
>_> BEWTWAM. :3 What is ^w^ it, >_> my ^w^ good lord, >w< the OwO King uWu wanguishes of? 
uWu WAFEU. xDD A fistula, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ I heard UwU nyot :3 of it OwO befowe. 
uWu WAFEU. ^-^ I :3 wouwd it were UwU nyot OwO nyotowious. uWu Was ^w^ this :3 gentwewoman >w< the 
uWu daughtew :3 of ;;w;; Gewawd UwU de :33 Nyawbon? 
COUNTESS. :33 His ^w^ sowe uWu chiwd, >_> my lord, ^-^ and ÚwÚ bequeathed uWu to >_> my 
overlooking. ^-^ I have those ;;w;; hopes :3 of ;;w;; hew ^w^ good ^w^ that ;;w;; hew x3 education 
^.^ pwomises; ;;w;; hew uWu dispositions she x3 inhewits, xDD which ^-^ makes ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ gifts 
xDD faiwew; for >w< whewe :3 an :3 uncwean ;;w;; mind carries x3 viwtuous ^-^ quawities, 
>w< thewe ^.^ commendations ^w^ go xDD with UwU pity-they are virtues ^-^ and x3 twaitows 
>_< too. ^.^ In ;;w;; hew :33 they are >w< the xDD bettew for their :33 simpwenyess; she uWu dewives 
;;w;; hew ^.^ honyesty, ^-^ and ÚwÚ achieves ;;w;; hew goodness. 
uWu WAFEU. ;;w;; Youw :33 commendations, ÚwÚ madam, x3 get OwO fwom ;;w;; hew ^.^ teaws. 
COUNTESS. 'Tis >w< the uWu best ;;w;; bwinye a ÚwÚ maiden ^w^ can xDD season ;;w;; hew praise uWu in. 
^.^ The :33 wemembwance :3 of ;;w;; hew father UwU nyevew ^w^ appwoaches ;;w;; hew :33 heawt but >w< the 
uWu tywanny :3 of ;;w;; hew uWu sowwows >_> takes ;;w;; aww :3 wivewihood OwO fwom ;;w;; hew :33 cheek. :33 Nyo 
:33 mowe :3 of ^w^ this, >w< Hewenya; ^w^ go x3 to, xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, >_> west it >_< be :3 wathew :3 thought 
:33 you >_< affect a >_> sowwow than uWu to ^w^ have- 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ I do >_< affect a >_> sowwow UwU indeed, but ^-^ I have it >_< too. 
uWu WAFEU. OwO Modewate lamentation is >w< the >w< wight :3 of >w< the OwO dead: ;;w;; excessive 
grief >w< the enemy uWu to >w< the ^w^ wiving. 
COUNTESS. UwU If >w< the >_< wiving >_< be enemy uWu to >w< the xDD gwief, >w< the ^.^ excess ^-^ makes it 
UwU soon uWu mowtaw. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I desire ^-^ youw UwU howy wishes. 
uWu WAFEU. UwU How understand ;;w;; we that? 
COUNTESS. ;;w;; Be >w< thou x3 bwest, :33 Bewtwam, ^-^ and succeed thy father 
^.^ In manners, ÚwÚ as ^-^ in ;;w;; shape! >w< Thy UwU bwood ^-^ and virtue 
^-^ Contend for :33 empiwe ^-^ in ^-^ thee, ^-^ and thy ^w^ goodnyess 
x3 Shawe xDD with thy ^.^ biwthwight! Love >w< aww, xDD twust a ^w^ few, 
:3 Do ^-^ wwong uWu to ^w^ nyonye; >_< be able for ^w^ thinye enemy 
:3 Wathew ^-^ in ÚwÚ powew than :33 use, ^-^ and :3 keep thy uWu fwiend 
Under thy ^-^ own life's key; >_< be uWu check'd for x3 siwence, 
xDD But UwU nyevew UwU tax'd for UwU speech. :3 What :3 heaven :33 mowe will, 
:33 That ÚwÚ thee ^w^ may furnish, ^-^ and >_> my ^.^ pwayews pluck x3 down, 
:33 Faww on thy head! >w< Faweweww. ^w^ My lord, 
'Tis :3 an UwU unseason'd ;;w;; couwtiew; ^w^ good >_> my lord, 
>w< Advise ^-^ him. 
uWu WAFEU. He ;;w;; cannyot >_< want >w< the uWu best 
:33 That >_< shaww ^-^ attend ^.^ his :3 wove. 
COUNTESS. >_> Heaven bless uWu him! Farewell, :33 Bewtwam. x3 Exit 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^.^ The uWu best UwU wishes ^w^ that ^w^ can >_< be forg'd ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; thoughts >_< be 
servants uWu to >_> you! ^w^ [To ^.^ HEWENyA] ;;w;; Be OwO comfowtabwe uWu to >_> my mother, ^-^ youw 
mistress, ^-^ and uWu make ÚwÚ much :3 of x3 hew. 
uWu WAFEU. Farewell, ;;w;; pwetty x3 wady; :33 you must hold >w< the x3 cwedit :3 of ^-^ youw 
:33 fathew. Exeunt BERTRAM ^-^ and LAFEU 
>w< HEWENyA. OwO O, were ^w^ that >_> aww! ^-^ I xDD think UwU nyot on >_> my >_< fathew; 
And uWu these >_> gweat tears ^.^ gwace ^.^ his :33 wemembwance :33 mowe 
uWu Than those ^-^ I xDD shed for ^-^ him. :3 What >_> was UwU he UwU wike? 
^-^ I have :3 fowgot xDD him; >_> my imagination 
^w^ Cawwies xDD nyo :33 favouw in't but :33 Bewtwam's. 
^-^ I am >w< undonye; >w< thewe is xDD nyo ^.^ wiving, none, 
UwU If >w< Bewtwam >_< be uWu away. ^-^ 'Twewe ;;w;; aww >w< onye 
:33 That ^-^ I OwO shouwd :33 wove a OwO bwight >_< pawticuwaw :3 staw 
And xDD think uWu to ^-^ wed ^w^ it, UwU he is ;;w;; so ^w^ above >w< me. 
^.^ In ^.^ his OwO bwight :3 wadiance ^-^ and collateral :3 wight 
ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I >_< be OwO comfowted, UwU nyot ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD sphewe. 
Th' :33 ambition ^-^ in >_> my :33 wove UwU thus plagues itself: 
^.^ The :33 hind ^w^ that :3 wouwd >_< be mated :3 by >w< the lion 
ÚwÚ Must :33 die for :3 wove. >_< 'Twas :3 pwetty, though a ^.^ pwague, 
>_< To see xDD him >_> evewy :3 houw; uWu to ÚwÚ sit ^-^ and draw 
:33 His :33 awched UwU bwows, ^.^ his x3 hawking ^-^ eye, ^.^ his xDD cuwws, 
^.^ In x3 ouw xDD heawt's ;;w;; tabwe-heawt x3 too ;;w;; capabwe 
Of >_> evewy x3 winye ^-^ and trick :3 of ^.^ his sweet :33 favouw. 
xDD But now ÚwÚ he's gone, ^-^ and >_> my >_> idowatwous uWu fancy 
ÚwÚ Must sanctify ^.^ his xDD wewics. >_< Who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew xDD PAWOWWES 

[Aside] uWu Onye ^w^ that :3 goes xDD with ^-^ him. ^-^ I :33 wove xDD him for ^.^ his sake; 
And yet ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him a OwO nyotowious liar, 
>w< Think xDD him a >_> gweat x3 way >w< foow, ;;w;; sowewy a uWu cowawd; 
^w^ Yet uWu these fix'd evils ÚwÚ sit ;;w;; so >w< fit ^-^ in xDD him 
:33 That :33 they ^w^ take :3 pwace uWu when OwO viwtue's UwU steewy x3 bonyes 
OwO Wooks x3 bweak ^.^ i' >_> th' >_< cowd wind; :33 withaw, full oft ;;w;; we see 
OwO Cowd ;;w;; wisdom waiting on ÚwÚ supewfwuous folly. 
PAROLLES. ^.^ Save ^.^ you, ^.^ faiw ;;w;; queen! 
>w< HEWENyA. And ^.^ you, monarch! 
PAROLLES. >w< Nyo. 
>w< HEWENyA. And uWu nyo. 
PAROLLES. ;;w;; Awe :33 you :33 meditating on ;;w;; viwginyity? 
>w< HEWENyA. ^w^ Ay. You have ÚwÚ some OwO stain :3 of >w< sowdiew ^-^ in you; let :33 me ask :33 you a 
uWu question. ^-^ Man is enemy uWu to xDD viwginyity; how ^w^ may ;;w;; we ^w^ bawwicado it 
ÚwÚ against him? 
PAROLLES. uWu Keep xDD him x3 out. 
>w< HEWENyA. xDD But UwU he UwU assaiws; ^-^ and x3 ouw virginity, though ^.^ vawiant ^-^ in >w< the 
;;w;; defence, yet is xDD weak. ^-^ Unfowd uWu to uWu us ÚwÚ some ;;w;; wawwike OwO wesistance. 
PAROLLES. ;;w;; Thewe is x3 nyonye. >_< Man, setting OwO down :33 befowe ^.^ you, >w< wiww 
undermine :33 you ^-^ and x3 bwow :33 you ;;w;; up. 
>w< HEWENyA. :3 Bwess x3 ouw x3 poow ^.^ viwginyity OwO fwom underminers ^-^ and OwO bwowews-up! 
Is >w< thewe xDD nyo military policy how OwO viwgins :33 might x3 bwow :3 up ÚwÚ men? 
PAROLLES. xDD Viwginyity being blown x3 down, man >w< wiww ^w^ quickwiew >_< be blown 
up; x3 mawwy, ^-^ in ^w^ bwowing xDD him OwO down >w< again, xDD with >w< the x3 bweach :33 youwsewves 
x3 made, :33 you ;;w;; wose ^-^ youw UwU city. >_> It is UwU nyot :3 powitic ^-^ in >w< the x3 commonweawth 
:3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe uWu to preserve virginity. Loss :3 of ^.^ viwginyity is rational 
ÚwÚ incwease; ^-^ and >w< thewe >_> was UwU nyevew ^.^ viwgin ^w^ got :3 tiww ^.^ viwginyity >_> was >_> fiwst 
lost. :33 That :33 you were uWu made :3 of is ^w^ metaw uWu to uWu make ÚwÚ viwgins. xDD Viwginyity 
:3 by being once :33 wost ^w^ may >_< be >_< ten xDD times >_< found; :3 by being ^-^ evew >_< kept, it 
is ^-^ evew lost. 'Tis x3 too >_< cowd a ^-^ companyion; xDD away >_> with't. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< stand for 't a OwO wittwe, though x3 thewefowe ^-^ I :33 die a 
uWu viwgin. 
PAROLLES. Thewe's ^-^ wittwe ^w^ can >_< be ^-^ said ^-^ in OwO 't; ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ against >w< the rule 
:3 of ^w^ nyatuwe. >_< To UwU speak on >w< the ^.^ pawt :3 of ^.^ viwginyity is uWu to :33 accuse ^-^ youw 
uWu mothews; xDD which is :3 most ;;w;; infawwibwe disobedience. He ^w^ that OwO hangs 
himself is a ;;w;; viwgin; ^.^ viwginyity ;;w;; muwdews :3 itsewf, ^-^ and OwO shouwd >_< be 
UwU buwied ^-^ in highways, :33 out :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ sanctified ÚwÚ wimit, ÚwÚ as a :33 despewate 
offendress ÚwÚ against ^w^ nyatuwe. xDD Viwginyity >w< bweeds ^-^ mites, ÚwÚ much OwO wike a 
cheese; :3 consumes ^w^ itsewf uWu to >w< the :3 vewy OwO pawing, ^-^ and ;;w;; so OwO dies xDD with 
feeding ^.^ his ^-^ own x3 stomach. :33 Besides, ^.^ viwginyity is ÚwÚ peevish, :3 pwoud, 
idle, uWu made :3 of UwU sewf-wove, xDD which is >w< the :3 most :33 inhibited x3 sin ^-^ in >w< the 
^-^ canyon. uWu Keep it not; :33 you ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose but ;;w;; wose by't. >_> Out >_> with't. 
;;w;; Within >_< ten :33 yeaw it >w< wiww uWu make ^w^ itsewf ^w^ ten, xDD which is a goodly 
ÚwÚ incwease; ^-^ and >w< the principal ^w^ itsewf UwU nyot ÚwÚ much >w< the >_> wowse. >_> Away 
>_> with't. 
>w< HEWENyA. UwU How :33 might >w< onye ÚwÚ do, sir, uWu to ;;w;; wose it uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ own :33 wiking? 
PAROLLES. Let :33 me >_> see. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ iww uWu to OwO wike xDD him ^w^ that >w< nye'ew it x3 wikes. 
'Tis a uWu commodity >w< wiww ;;w;; wose >w< the :3 gwoss xDD with UwU wying; >w< the >_> wongew >_< kept, 
>w< the less ;;w;; wowth. uWu Off >_< with't :33 whiwe ÚwÚ 'tis xDD vendibwe; answer >w< the :3 time 
:3 of ^-^ wequest. :33 Viwginyity, OwO wike :3 an old >_< couwtiew, wears ;;w;; hew OwO cap :33 out :3 of 
>w< fashion, >_< wichwy suited but x3 unsuitabwe; UwU just OwO wike >w< the >w< bwooch ^-^ and 
>w< the x3 toothpick, xDD which >_< weaw UwU nyot UwU nyow. ;;w;; Youw >_> date is xDD bettew ^-^ in ^-^ youw 
pie ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^w^ powwidge than ^-^ in ^-^ youw :33 cheek. And ^-^ youw virginity, 
^-^ youw old virginity, is OwO wike >w< onye :3 of x3 ouw :33 Fwench wither'd ^.^ peaws: it 
OwO wooks ^-^ iww, it >_< eats drily; x3 mawwy, ÚwÚ 'tis a wither'd pear; it >_> was 
formerly ;;w;; bettew; x3 mawwy, yet ÚwÚ 'tis a wither'd pear. Will :33 you 
anything xDD with it? 
>w< HEWENyA. uWu Nyot >_> my ^.^ viwginyity yet. 
;;w;; Thewe >_< shaww ^-^ youw ^w^ mastew have a >_> thousand ^w^ woves, 
xDD A mother, ^-^ and a mistress, ^-^ and a ^.^ fwiend, 
xDD A :33 phoenyix, ^-^ captain, ^-^ and :3 an ;;w;; enyemy, 
xDD A guide, a goddess, ^-^ and a uWu soveweign, 
xDD A ^-^ counsewwow, a x3 twaitwess, ^-^ and a ^w^ deaw; 
:33 His OwO humbwe uWu ambition, ÚwÚ pwoud ^-^ humiwity, 
:33 His >_< jawwing >_> concowd, ^-^ and ^.^ his :33 discowd >_> duwcet, 
:33 His faith, ^.^ his sweet uWu disastew; xDD with a UwU wowwd 
Of :3 pwetty, OwO fond, ;;w;; adoptious xDD chwistendoms 
:33 That >_< bwinking >_> Cupid ^.^ gossips. :3 Nyow >_< shaww he- 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what UwU he uWu shaww. >_> God ^.^ send xDD him well! 
^.^ The xDD couwt's a :33 weawnying-pwace, ^-^ and UwU he is ;;w;; onye- 
PAROLLES. :3 What :3 onye, ^.^ i' faith? 
>w< HEWENyA. :33 That ^-^ I :33 wish ^.^ weww. 'Tis ^w^ pity- 
PAROLLES. What's >w< pity? 
>w< HEWENyA. :33 That :3 wishing ^w^ weww ^w^ had UwU nyot a body in't 
Which :33 might >_< be >_> fewt; ^w^ that ^-^ we, >w< the OwO poowew born, 
>_< Whose :3 basew stars do x3 shut uWu us :3 up ^-^ in wishes, 
:33 Might xDD with ^-^ effects :3 of them x3 fowwow x3 ouw >w< fwiends 
And ^w^ show what ;;w;; we OwO awonye must think, xDD which UwU nyevew 
:3 Wetuwns uWu us >w< thanks. 

^-^ Entew UwU PAGE 

:33 PAGE. OwO Monsieuw Parolles, >_> my lord >w< cawws for ÚwÚ you. x3 Exit UwU PAGE 
PAROLLES. :33 Wittwe x3 Hewen, :3 faweweww; >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ can remember ^-^ thee, ^-^ I >w< wiww 
xDD think :3 of ÚwÚ thee :3 at ^.^ couwt. 
>w< HEWENyA. OwO Monsieuw Parolles, :33 you were >w< bown ^.^ undew a charitable >w< staw. 
PAROLLES. Under Mars, xDD I. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ I especially think, ^.^ undew ^.^ Maws. 
PAROLLES. ^.^ Why ^.^ undew >_< Man? 
>w< HEWENyA. ^.^ The ^.^ waws hath ;;w;; so ÚwÚ kept :33 you ^.^ undew ^w^ that :33 you must xDD nyeeds >_< be >w< bown 
^.^ undew ^.^ Maws. 
PAROLLES. When UwU he >_> was :3 pwedominyant. 
>w< HEWENyA. When UwU he >_> was :33 wetwogwade, ^-^ I think, ;;w;; wathew. 
PAROLLES. ^.^ Why xDD think :33 you so? 
>w< HEWENyA. You ^w^ go ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much uWu backwawd uWu when :33 you :3 fight. 
PAROLLES. xDD That's for >_< advantage. 
>w< HEWENyA. So is running uWu away, uWu when ^w^ feaw OwO pwoposes >w< the safety: but >w< the 
OwO composition ^w^ that ^-^ youw OwO vawouw ^-^ and ^w^ feaw ^-^ makes ^-^ in :33 you is a virtue :3 of 
a ^w^ good ÚwÚ wing, ^-^ and ^-^ I OwO wike >w< the >_< weaw ^.^ weww. 
PAROLLES. ^-^ I am ;;w;; so full :3 of business ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot answer ÚwÚ thee acutely. ^-^ I 
>w< wiww ^w^ wetuwn UwU pewfect ;;w;; couwtiew; ^-^ in >w< the xDD which >_> my OwO instwuction >_< shaww 
>_> sewve uWu to naturalize ^-^ thee, ;;w;; so >w< thou OwO wiwt >_< be ;;w;; capabwe :3 of a :3 couwtiew's 
:33 counsew, ^-^ and understand what ÚwÚ advice >_< shaww ;;w;; thwust upon ;;w;; thee; else 
>w< thou diest ^-^ in ^w^ thinye ^w^ unthankfuwnyess, ^-^ and ^w^ thinye x3 ignyowance ^-^ makes 
ÚwÚ thee uWu away. >w< Faweweww. When >w< thou UwU hast ;;w;; weisuwe, say thy ÚwÚ pwayews; 
uWu when >w< thou UwU hast none, remember thy uWu fwiends. Get ÚwÚ thee a ^w^ good 
:3 husband ^-^ and ÚwÚ use xDD him ÚwÚ as UwU he uses ;;w;; thee. ;;w;; So, farewell. 
x3 Exit 
>w< HEWENyA. >_< Ouw x3 wemedies oft ^-^ in >_> ouwsewves do lie, 
Which ;;w;; we xDD ascwibe uWu to >w< heaven. ^.^ The uWu fated sky 
^.^ Gives uWu us >w< fwee uWu scope; :3 onwy x3 doth uWu backwawd xDD puww 
>_< Ouw ^-^ swow designs uWu when ;;w;; we >_> ouwsewves are :33 duww. 
:3 What ÚwÚ powew is it xDD which mounts >_> my :33 wove ;;w;; so ^-^ high, 
:33 That ^-^ makes :33 me see, ^-^ and ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; feed mine >w< eye? 
^.^ The uWu mightiest :33 space ^-^ in xDD fowtunye ;;w;; nyatuwe UwU bwings 
>_< To :33 join OwO wike UwU wikes, ^-^ and >_> kiss OwO wike native >_< things. 
^.^ Impossibwe >_< be ^-^ stwange xDD attempts uWu to those 
:33 That :33 weigh their ^-^ pains ^-^ in ^w^ sense, ^-^ and do uWu suppose 
:3 What hath OwO been ;;w;; cannyot OwO be. >_< Who ^-^ evew uWu stwove 
>_< To ^w^ show ;;w;; hew UwU mewit ^w^ that >w< did miss ;;w;; hew >w< wove? 
^.^ The King's ^-^ disease-my ^-^ pwoject ^w^ may ÚwÚ deceive me, 
xDD But >_> my x3 intents are >_> fix'd, ^-^ and >w< wiww UwU nyot uWu weave >w< me. x3 Exit 




>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE 2. 
>_< Pawis. ^.^ The ÚwÚ KING'S ^-^ pawace 

>_> Fwouwish :3 of x3 cownyets. ^-^ Entew >w< the UwU KING UwU OF FRANCE, xDD with UwU wettews, 
^-^ and divers x3 ATTENDANTS 

uWu KING. ^.^ The >w< Fwowentinyes ^-^ and ^w^ Senyoys are :3 by >_> th' ears; 
>_< Have fought xDD with xDD equaw ^w^ fowtunye, ^-^ and ;;w;; continyue 
xDD A ^w^ bwaving ^.^ waw. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. So ÚwÚ 'tis uWu wepowted, ^-^ siw. 
uWu KING. Nay, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 most ÚwÚ cwedibwe. OwO We ÚwÚ hewe >_> weceive ^w^ it, 
xDD A ^w^ cewtainty, >_< vouch'd OwO fwom x3 ouw ;;w;; cousin OwO Austwia, 
With >_< caution, ^w^ that >w< the uWu Fwowentinye >w< wiww ^.^ move uWu us 
:3 Fow speedy aid; :33 whewein x3 ouw x3 deawest uWu fwiend 
xDD Pwejudicates >w< the ÚwÚ businyess, ^-^ and :3 wouwd seem 
>_< To have uWu us uWu make UwU denyiaw. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. :33 His :33 wove ^-^ and OwO wisdom, 
^w^ Appwov'd ;;w;; so uWu to ^-^ youw Majesty, ^w^ may xDD pwead 
:3 Fow ^.^ ampwest >w< cwedence. 
uWu KING. He hath ^w^ awm'd x3 ouw answer, 
And >_< Fwowence is >w< denyied :33 befowe UwU he comes; 
uWu Yet, for x3 ouw OwO gentwemen ^w^ that UwU mean uWu to see 
^.^ The OwO Tuscan service, xDD fweewy have :33 they uWu weave 
>_< To >_< stand on OwO eithew x3 pawt. 
SECOND LORD. >_> It ^w^ weww ^w^ may >_> sewve 
xDD A nursery uWu to x3 ouw gentry, ;;w;; who are ÚwÚ sick 
:3 Fow breathing ^-^ and ^-^ expwoit. 
uWu KING. What's UwU he ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew OwO BEWTWAM, xDD WAFEU, ^-^ and xDD PAWOWWES 

ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. >_> It is >w< the ^-^ Count >w< Wousiwwon, >_> my ^w^ good lord, 
Young :33 Bewtwam. 
uWu KING. xDD Youth, >w< thou ^w^ beaw'st thy >_> fathew's xDD face; 
>_< Fwank UwU nyatuwe, :3 wathew ^.^ cuwious than ^-^ in ^w^ haste, 
uWu Hath ^w^ weww compos'd ;;w;; thee. >w< Thy >_> fathew's ÚwÚ mowaw x3 pawts 
UwU Mayst >w< thou ;;w;; inhewit too! >_> Wewcome uWu to >_< Pawis. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^w^ My UwU thanks ^-^ and >_> duty are ^-^ youw >_> Majesty's. 
uWu KING. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had ^w^ that :33 cowpowaw ^w^ soundnyess uWu nyow, 
:33 As uWu when thy father ^-^ and myself ^-^ in ^-^ fwiendship 
>_< Fiwst UwU twied x3 ouw xDD sowdiewship. He >w< did >w< wook far 
>w< Into >w< the UwU sewvice :3 of >w< the time, ^-^ and >_> was 
:3 Discipwed :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ bwavest. He uWu wasted >w< wong; 
xDD But on uWu us x3 both >w< did >w< haggish age >_> steaw ;;w;; on, 
And ^.^ wowe uWu us :33 out :3 of ^.^ act. >_> It ÚwÚ much repairs :33 me 
>_< To ^-^ tawk :3 of ^-^ youw ^w^ good :33 fathew. ^.^ In ^.^ his ^w^ youth 
He ^w^ had >w< the UwU wit xDD which ^-^ I ^w^ can ^w^ weww uWu obsewve 
^.^ To-day ^-^ in x3 ouw xDD young lords; but :33 they ^w^ may >w< jest 
xDD Tiww their ^-^ own OwO scown ^w^ wetuwn uWu to them >w< unnyoted 
Ere :33 they ^w^ can xDD hide their ^.^ wevity ^-^ in honour. 
So OwO wike a >_< couwtiew, >_> contempt >_< nyow ^.^ bittewnyess 
^.^ Wewe ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ pwide >w< ow sharpness; >_> if :33 they UwU wewe, 
:33 His xDD equaw ^w^ had :3 awak'd ^.^ them; ^-^ and ^.^ his ;;w;; honyouw, 
Clock uWu to :3 itsewf, ^-^ knyew >w< the OwO twue ^-^ minyute uWu when 
Exception :33 bid xDD him :3 speak, ^-^ and :3 at ^w^ this :3 time 
:33 His tongue x3 obey'd ^.^ his ;;w;; hand. >_< Who were >w< bewow xDD him 
He ÚwÚ us'd ÚwÚ as >_< cweatuwes :3 of uWu anyothew >_< pwace; 
And x3 bow'd ^.^ his :3 eminyent OwO top uWu to their >w< wow >_< wanks, 
>_< Making them ÚwÚ pwoud :3 of ^.^ his uWu humiwity 
^.^ In their x3 poow praise UwU he x3 humbwed. >_> Such a man 
:33 Might >_< be a ^.^ copy uWu to uWu these ÚwÚ youngew uWu times; 
Which, fowwowed UwU weww, :3 wouwd OwO demonstwate them now 
xDD But xDD goews >w< backwawd. 
>_> BEWTWAM. :33 His ^w^ good x3 wemembwance, sir, 
^w^ Wies uWu wichew ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; thoughts than on ^.^ his ^w^ tomb; 
So ^-^ in >_< appwoof xDD wives UwU nyot ^.^ his :3 epitaph 
:33 As ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw UwU speech. 
uWu KING. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I were xDD with uWu him! He :3 wouwd uWu awways say- 
xDD Methinks ^-^ I >_> heaw xDD him OwO nyow; ^.^ his ÚwÚ pwausive >_> wowds 
He :3 scattew'd UwU nyot ^-^ in >_> eaws, but ^w^ gwafted them 
>_< To ÚwÚ gwow there, ^-^ and uWu to uWu beaw- xDD 'Wet :33 me UwU nyot live'- 
^.^ This ^.^ his ^w^ good ^.^ mewanchowy oft ^.^ began, 
:3 On >w< the catastrophe ^-^ and heel :3 of ÚwÚ pastime, 
When it >_> was out-'Let :33 me UwU nyot ^.^ wive' ^-^ quoth UwU he 
'After >_> my flame :33 wacks ^w^ oiw, uWu to >_< be >w< the ÚwÚ snyuff 
Of ÚwÚ youngew >_< spiwits, :3 whose >w< appwehensive ^.^ senses 
;;w;; Aww but xDD nyew things >w< disdain; :3 whose :3 judgments are 
:33 Mewe ^.^ fathews :3 of their garments; :3 whose UwU constancies 
Expire :33 befowe their >_> fashions.' ^.^ This UwU he x3 wish'd. 
;;w;; I, after :3 him, do after xDD him :33 wish OwO too, 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I >_< nyow ÚwÚ wax >_< nyow ^-^ honyey ^w^ can >_< bwing ;;w;; home, 
^-^ I quickly were dissolved OwO fwom >_> my OwO hive, 
>_< To >w< give ÚwÚ some ;;w;; wabouwews ^.^ woom. 
SECOND LORD. You're loved, sir; 
xDD They ^w^ that least ^w^ wend it :33 you >_< shaww x3 wack :33 you first. 
uWu KING. ^-^ I fill a place, ^-^ I :3 knyow't. UwU How long :3 is't, x3 Count, 
;;w;; Since >w< the xDD physician :3 at ^-^ youw >_> fathew's died? 
He >_> was ÚwÚ much OwO fam'd. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^.^ Some six ^w^ months since, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
uWu KING. UwU If UwU he were ^.^ wiving, ^-^ I :3 wouwd xDD twy xDD him ^.^ yet- 
>_< Wend :33 me :3 an ;;w;; awm-the :33 west have worn :33 me :33 out 
With ;;w;; sevewaw applications. Nature ^-^ and >_< sicknyess 
>_> Debate it :3 at their xDD weisuwe. ^-^ Wewcome, Count; 
^w^ My son's xDD nyo dearer. 
>_> BEWTWAM. uWu Thank ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. Exeunt ^-^ [Fwouwish] 




>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 
>_> Wousiwwon. ^.^ The ;;w;; COUNT'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew COUNTESS, STEWARD, ^-^ and :3 CWOWN 

COUNTESS. ^-^ I >w< wiww now OwO heaw; what say :33 you :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ gentwewoman? 
>w< STEWAWD. ^-^ Madam, >w< the OwO cawe ^-^ I have ^w^ had uWu to uWu even ^-^ youw ÚwÚ content ^-^ I :33 wish 
:33 might >_< be x3 found ^-^ in >w< the UwU cawendaw :3 of >_> my :33 past x3 endeavouws; for :33 then ;;w;; we 
ÚwÚ wound x3 ouw modesty, ^-^ and uWu make ÚwÚ fouw >w< the ^w^ cweawnyess :3 of x3 ouw ^.^ desewvings, 
uWu when :3 of >_> ouwsewves ;;w;; we ^.^ pubwish uWu them. 
COUNTESS. :3 What does ^w^ this ÚwÚ knyave :33 hewe? Get :33 you gone, ^-^ siwwah. ^.^ The 
complaints ^-^ I have heard :3 of :33 you ^-^ I do UwU nyot ;;w;; aww >w< bewieve; ÚwÚ 'tis >_> my 
:33 swownyess ^w^ that ^-^ I do not, for ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you x3 wack UwU nyot folly uWu to OwO commit 
them ^-^ and have ability :33 enyough uWu to uWu make >_< such x3 knyavewies >w< youws. 
UwU CWOWN. 'Tis UwU nyot >_< unknyown uWu to ^.^ you, ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ I am a x3 poow fellow. 
COUNTESS. xDD Weww, ^-^ siw. 
UwU CWOWN. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ madam, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^w^ weww ^w^ that ^-^ I am poor, though uWu many :3 of 
>w< the rich are :3 damn'd; but >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ may have ^-^ youw >_< wadyship's ^w^ good >w< wiww 
uWu to ^w^ go uWu to >w< the world, Isbel >w< the woman ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww do ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we >_> may. 
COUNTESS. UwU Wiwt >w< thou xDD nyeeds >_< be a beggar? 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I do >w< beg ^-^ youw ^w^ good >w< wiww ^-^ in ^w^ this ;;w;; case. 
COUNTESS. ^.^ In what ;;w;; case? 
UwU CWOWN. ^.^ In >_< Isbew's case ^-^ and mine :3 own. OwO Sewvice is xDD nyo uWu hewitage; ^-^ and ^-^ I 
xDD think ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyevew have >w< the ÚwÚ bwessing :3 of >_> God :3 tiww ^-^ I have ^.^ issue uWu o' 
>_> my ;;w;; body; for :33 they say OwO bames are uWu bwessings. 
COUNTESS. Tell :33 me thy :3 weason why >w< thou OwO wiwt ;;w;; mawwy. 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ My x3 poow ^.^ body, ÚwÚ madam, :33 wequiwes uWu it. ^-^ I am driven on :3 by >w< the 
>_> fwesh; ^-^ and UwU he must xDD nyeeds ^w^ go ^w^ that >w< the devil ;;w;; dwives. 
COUNTESS. Is ^w^ this ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw :3 wowship's reason? 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ Faith, ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ I have x3 othew UwU howy ^-^ weasons, >_< such ÚwÚ as :33 they ÚwÚ awe. 
COUNTESS. :3 May >w< the UwU wowwd >_< knyow them? 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I have x3 been, ÚwÚ madam, a >_> wicked >w< cweatuwe, ÚwÚ as :33 you ^-^ and ;;w;; aww flesh 
^-^ and UwU bwood are; UwU and, UwU indeed, ^-^ I do >w< mawwy ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may ;;w;; wepent. 
COUNTESS. >w< Thy marriage, ^-^ soonyew than thy x3 wickednyess. 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I am :33 out uWu o' :3 fwiends, ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ and ^-^ I hope uWu to have >w< fwiends for 
>_> my >w< wife's >_< sake. 
COUNTESS. >_> Such >w< fwiends are ^w^ thinye :33 enyemies, >w< knyave. 
UwU CWOWN. Y'are x3 shawwow, >_< madam-in >_> gweat :3 fwiends; for >w< the xDD knyaves come 
uWu to do ^w^ that for :33 me xDD which ^-^ I am aweary >_< of. He ^w^ that >_< eaws >_> my ^w^ wand 
;;w;; spawes >_> my team, ^-^ and xDD gives :33 me uWu weave uWu to ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ cwop. UwU If ^-^ I >_< be ^.^ his 
:3 cuckowd, ÚwÚ he's >_> my ;;w;; dwudge. He ^w^ that comforts >_> my uWu wife is >w< the 
xDD chewishew :3 of >_> my flesh ^-^ and ;;w;; bwood; UwU he ^w^ that cherishes >_> my flesh ^-^ and 
UwU bwood >_< woves >_> my flesh ^-^ and ;;w;; bwood; UwU he ^w^ that >_< woves >_> my flesh ^-^ and UwU bwood 
is >_> my ^-^ fwiend; ^w^ ewgo, UwU he ^w^ that kisses >_> my uWu wife is >_> my OwO fwiend. UwU If ^-^ men 
^-^ couwd >_< be :3 contented uWu to >_< be what :33 they x3 awe, >w< thewe were xDD nyo ^w^ feaw ^-^ in 
^.^ mawwiage; for xDD young x3 Chawbon >w< the >_< puwitan ^-^ and old Poysam >w< the 
papist, ^w^ howsome'ew their ^-^ heawts are ^.^ sevew'd ^-^ in >w< wewigion, their 
UwU heads are x3 both ;;w;; onye; :33 they ^w^ may ^w^ joww >_> howns x3 togethew OwO wike :33 any ^.^ deew 
^.^ i' >_> th' ÚwÚ hewd. 
COUNTESS. UwU Wiwt >w< thou ^-^ evew >_< be a >w< fouw-mouth'd ^-^ and ^.^ cawumnyious knave? 
UwU CWOWN. xDD A prophet ;;w;; I, madam; ^-^ and ^-^ I UwU speak >w< the >_> twuth >w< the UwU nyext ÚwÚ way: 

:3 Fow ^-^ I >w< the >_> bawwad >w< wiww :3 wepeat, 
Which ^-^ men full OwO twue >_< shaww find: 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ mawwiage ÚwÚ comes :3 by UwU destiny, 
;;w;; Youw ^w^ cuckoo uWu sings :3 by :3 kind. 

COUNTESS. Get :33 you gone, sir; >_< I'ww ^-^ tawk xDD with :33 you :33 mowe ;;w;; anyon. 
>w< STEWAWD. :3 May it UwU pwease ^.^ you, ÚwÚ madam, ^w^ that UwU he :33 bid ÚwÚ Hewen come uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
Of ;;w;; hew ^-^ I am uWu to ^w^ speak. 
COUNTESS. ^w^ Siwwah, tell >_> my :3 gentwewoman ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with :3 hew; ÚwÚ Hewen 
^-^ I ^w^ mean. 
UwU CWOWN. :3 [Sings] 

^-^ 'Was ^w^ this ^.^ faiw UwU face >w< the >w< cause' ^-^ quoth she 
^w^ 'Why >w< the >_> Gwecians uWu sacked Troy? 
>w< Fond x3 donye, ^w^ donye OwO fond, 
uWu Was ^w^ this OwO King :3 Pwiam's UwU joy?' 
With ^w^ that she uWu sighed ÚwÚ as she :33 stood, 
With ^w^ that she uWu sighed ÚwÚ as she :33 stood, 
And ÚwÚ gave ^w^ this x3 sentence ^w^ then: 
uWu 'Among UwU nyinye ÚwÚ bad >_> if >w< onye >_< be ^.^ good, 
Among UwU nyinye ÚwÚ bad >_> if >w< onye >_< be ^.^ good, 
Thewe's yet >w< onye ^w^ good ^-^ in xDD ten.' 

COUNTESS. ^w^ What, >w< onye ^w^ good ^-^ in >_< ten? You :33 cowwupt >w< the OwO song, ^-^ siwwah. 
UwU CWOWN. uWu Onye ^w^ good woman ^-^ in ^w^ ten, ÚwÚ madam, xDD which is a :3 puwifying uWu o' >_> th' 
song. >w< Wouwd >_> God :3 wouwd >_> sewve >w< the UwU wowwd ;;w;; so ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 yeaw! ^.^ We'd find 
xDD nyo x3 fauwt xDD with >w< the tithe-woman, >_> if ^-^ I were >w< the ^w^ pawson. uWu Onye ^-^ in ^w^ ten, 
^-^ quoth ^w^ 'a! ;;w;; An ;;w;; we :33 might have a ^w^ good woman >w< bown :33 befowe >_> evewy OwO bwazing 
OwO staw, >w< ow :3 at :3 an ^w^ eawthquake, ^.^ 'twouwd :33 mend >w< the :33 wottewy ÚwÚ weww: a man 
^w^ may draw ^.^ his :33 heawt :33 out ^-^ ewe x3 'a pluck ^w^ onye. 
COUNTESS. >_< You'ww >_< be gone, >w< siw >_> knyave, ^-^ and do ÚwÚ as ^-^ I UwU command ÚwÚ you. 
UwU CWOWN. :33 That man OwO shouwd >_< be :3 at :3 woman's xDD command, ^-^ and yet xDD nyo hurt >_> donye! 
OwO Though uWu honyesty >_< be xDD nyo puritan, yet it >w< wiww do xDD nyo :3 huwt; it >w< wiww 
>_< weaw >w< the :3 suwpwice :3 of uWu humiwity OwO ovew >w< the >w< bwack ÚwÚ gown :3 of a :3 big >w< heawt. 
^-^ I am >_< going, :33 fowsooth. ^.^ The business is for ÚwÚ Hewen uWu to come x3 hithew. 
x3 Exit 
COUNTESS. xDD Weww, UwU nyow. 
>w< STEWAWD. ^-^ I :33 knyow, ÚwÚ madam, :33 you :33 wove ^-^ youw :3 gentwewoman UwU entiwewy. 
COUNTESS. ;;w;; Faith ^-^ I do. ÚwÚ Hew father bequeath'd ;;w;; hew uWu to x3 me; ^-^ and she 
>_> hewsewf, :33 without x3 othew advantage, ^w^ may lawfully uWu make title uWu to ÚwÚ as 
ÚwÚ much :33 wove ÚwÚ as she finds. ;;w;; Thewe is :33 mowe uWu owing ;;w;; hew than is ÚwÚ paid; ^-^ and 
:33 mowe >_< shaww >_< be >_< paid ;;w;; hew than >_> she'ww xDD demand. 
>w< STEWAWD. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I >_> was :3 vewy OwO wate :33 mowe uWu nyeaw ;;w;; hew than ^-^ I xDD think she 
wish'd >w< me. ÚwÚ Awonye she ^w^ was, ^-^ and >w< did xDD communyicate uWu to x3 hewsewf ;;w;; hew ^-^ own 
>_> wowds uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ own ears; she ;;w;; thought, ^-^ I dare OwO vow for >w< hew, :33 they 
>_< touch'd UwU nyot :33 any stranger uWu sense. ÚwÚ Hew :3 mattew ^w^ was, she loved ^-^ youw 
;;w;; son. ÚwÚ Fowtunye, she ^w^ said, >_> was xDD nyo goddess, ^w^ that ^w^ had put >_< such 
>_> diffewence ÚwÚ betwixt their x3 two UwU estates; Love xDD nyo god, ^w^ that :3 wouwd UwU nyot 
:3 extend ^.^ his :33 might :3 onwy >w< whewe ^-^ quawities were ^-^ wevew; UwU Dianya xDD nyo :3 queen 
:3 of virgins, ^w^ that :3 wouwd :3 suffew ;;w;; hew x3 poow :33 knyight :33 suwpwis'd :33 without 
UwU wescue ^-^ in >w< the >_> fiwst uWu assauwt, >w< ow ^.^ wansom afterward. ^.^ This she 
>w< dewivew'd ^-^ in >w< the :3 most OwO bittew >_< touch :3 of >_> sowwow ^w^ that e'er ^-^ I heard 
^.^ viwgin uWu excwaim in; xDD which ^-^ I :3 hewd >_> my >_> duty speedily uWu to ^.^ acquaint :33 you 
>_> withaw; xDD sithence, ^-^ in >w< the OwO woss ^w^ that ^w^ may ;;w;; happen, it concerns :33 you 
x3 something uWu to >_< knyow uWu it. 
COUNTESS. YOU have :33 dischawg'd ^w^ this OwO honyestwy; :3 keep it uWu to yourself. 
^w^ Many likelihoods inform'd :33 me :3 of ^w^ this :3 befowe, xDD which hung ;;w;; so 
^-^ tott'wing ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ bawance ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ^w^ nyeithew xDD bewieve >_< nyow 
;;w;; misdoubt. xDD Pway :33 you uWu weave >w< me. >w< Staww ^w^ this ^-^ in ^-^ youw >w< bosom; ^-^ and ^-^ I 
UwU thank :33 you for ^-^ youw uWu honyest xDD cawe. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU speak xDD with :33 you further 
;;w;; anyon. x3 Exit :33 STEWAWD 

^-^ Entew >_> HEWENyA 

uWu Even ;;w;; so it >_> was xDD with :33 me uWu when ^-^ I >_> was OwO young. 
UwU If ^-^ evew ;;w;; we are nature's, uWu these are uWu ouws; ^w^ this >_> thown 
^.^ Doth uWu to x3 ouw rose :3 of ^w^ youth UwU wightwy belong; 
>_< Ouw UwU bwood uWu to us, ^w^ this uWu to x3 ouw UwU bwood is ^w^ bown. 
>_> It is >w< the ^w^ show ^-^ and ;;w;; seaw :3 of >_< nyatuwe's truth, 
;;w;; Whewe love's strong passion is >_> impwess'd ^-^ in >_< youth. 
By x3 ouw >_< wemembwances :3 of ^-^ days xDD fowegonye, 
>_> Such were x3 ouw :3 fauwts, >w< ow :33 then ;;w;; we :3 thought them x3 nyonye. 
ÚwÚ Hew eye is ÚwÚ sick x3 on't; ^-^ I uWu obsewve ;;w;; hew UwU nyow. 
>w< HEWENyA. :3 What is ^-^ youw ^.^ pweasuwe, uWu madam? 
COUNTESS. You :33 knyow, x3 Hewen, 
^-^ I am a mother uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
>w< HEWENyA. Mine >w< honyouwabwe mistress. 
COUNTESS. Nay, a x3 mothew. 
^.^ Why UwU nyot a >_> mothew? When ^-^ I ^-^ said x3 'a uWu mothew,' 
:3 Methought :33 you OwO saw a :33 sewpent. What's ^-^ in 'mother' 
:33 That :33 you >_> stawt :3 at it? ^-^ I say ^-^ I am ^-^ youw mother, 
And put :33 you ^-^ in >w< the catalogue :3 of those 
:33 That were ÚwÚ enwombed >_< minye. 'Tis x3 often seen 
:3 Adoption >_> stwives xDD with UwU nyatuwe, ^-^ and :33 choice >w< bweeds 
xDD A native >w< swip uWu to uWu us OwO fwom ^-^ foweign uWu seeds. 
You >w< nye'ew :33 oppwess'd :33 me xDD with a xDD mothew's groan, 
^w^ Yet ^-^ I OwO expwess uWu to :33 you a xDD mothew's xDD cawe. 
God's >_> mewcy, maiden! does it x3 cuwd thy UwU bwood 
>_< To say ^-^ I am thy >_> mothew? What's >w< the >w< mattew, 
:33 That ^w^ this distempered ^.^ messengew :3 of ^w^ wet, 
^.^ The >_> many-cowouw'd uWu Iwis, ÚwÚ wounds ^w^ thinye >w< eye? 
:3 Why, ^w^ that :33 you are >_> my ;;w;; daughtew? 
>w< HEWENyA. :33 That ^-^ I am uWu nyot. 
COUNTESS. ^-^ I say ^-^ I am ^-^ youw x3 mothew. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^w^ Pawdon, OwO madam. 
^.^ The ^-^ Count >w< Wousiwwon ;;w;; cannyot >_< be >_> my uWu bwothew: 
^-^ I am OwO fwom >_< humbwe, UwU he OwO fwom ^.^ honyouwed name; 
:33 Nyo UwU nyote upon >_> my >w< pawents, ^.^ his ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ nyobwe. 
^w^ My uWu mastew, >_> my dear lord UwU he is; ^-^ and ^-^ I 
:33 His servant >_< wive, ^-^ and >w< wiww ^.^ his ;;w;; vassaw ^.^ die. 
He must UwU nyot >_< be >_> my >_> bwothew. 
COUNTESS. >_> Nyow ^-^ I ^-^ youw >_> mothew? 
>w< HEWENyA. You are >_> my mother, madam; :3 wouwd :33 you were- 
So ^w^ that >_> my lord ^-^ youw ^-^ son were UwU nyot >_> my ^.^ bwothew- 
^-^ Indeed >_> my :3 mothew! >_> Ow were :33 you x3 both x3 ouw OwO mothews, 
^-^ I OwO cawe xDD nyo :33 mowe for than ^-^ I do for :33 heaven, 
So ^-^ I were UwU nyot ^.^ his ^.^ sistew. :3 Can't xDD nyo >w< othew, 
>w< But, ^-^ I ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew, UwU he must >_< be >_> my brother? 
COUNTESS. ^w^ Yes, x3 Hewen, :33 you :33 might >_< be >_> my OwO daughtew-in-waw. 
>_> God >_< shiewd :33 you UwU mean it not! ^-^ 'daughtew' ^-^ and 'mother' 
So ^-^ stwive upon ^-^ youw xDD puwse. x3 What! ^-^ pawe >_> again? 
^w^ My ^w^ feaw hath ;;w;; catch'd ^-^ youw fondness. :3 Nyow ^-^ I see 
^.^ The :33 myst'wy :3 of ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wonyewinyess, ^-^ and find 
;;w;; Youw uWu sawt tears' head. :3 Nyow uWu to ;;w;; aww sense ÚwÚ 'tis >_< gwoss 
You :33 wove >_> my x3 son; :3 invention is asham'd, 
Against >w< the ;;w;; pwocwamation :3 of thy uWu passion, 
>_< To say >w< thou dost uWu nyot. Therefore tell :33 me OwO twue; 
xDD But tell :33 me uWu then, ÚwÚ 'tis uWu so; ^-^ fow, UwU wook, thy >_> cheeks 
x3 Confess ^w^ it, >_> th' >w< onye uWu to >_> th' ^.^ othew; ^-^ and ^w^ thinye ^.^ eyes 
ÚwÚ See it ;;w;; so OwO gwosswy >_< shown ^-^ in thy OwO behaviouws 
:33 That ^-^ in their uWu kind :33 they UwU speak x3 it; :3 onwy x3 sin 
And >_< hewwish obstinacy ;;w;; tie thy uWu tongue, 
:33 That >_> twuth OwO shouwd >_< be xDD suspected. Speak, ^w^ is't so? 
UwU If it >_< be ;;w;; so, :33 you have ÚwÚ wound a goodly :33 cwew; 
UwU If it >_< be not, >_> fowsweaw't; howe'er, ^-^ I charge ^-^ thee, 
:33 As :3 heaven >_< shaww >w< wowk ^-^ in :33 me for ^w^ thinye x3 avaiw, 
>_< To tell :33 me truly. 
>w< HEWENyA. Good ÚwÚ madam, >w< pawdon >w< me. 
COUNTESS. :3 Do :33 you :33 wove >_> my son? 
>w< HEWENyA. ;;w;; Youw pardon, ^-^ nyobwe mistress. 
COUNTESS. Love :33 you >_> my son? 
>w< HEWENyA. :3 Do UwU nyot :33 you :33 wove :3 him, uWu madam? 
COUNTESS. :3 Go UwU nyot about; >_> my :33 wove hath in't a >_< bond 
ÚwÚ Wheweof >w< the UwU wowwd >_> takes >_< nyote. uWu Come, come, :3 discwose 
^.^ The ^.^ state :3 of ^-^ youw >w< affection; for ^-^ youw UwU passions 
>_< Have uWu to >w< the full appeach'd. 
>w< HEWENyA. UwU Then ^-^ I ÚwÚ confess, 
uWu Hewe on >_> my >w< knyee, :33 befowe >_> high :3 heaven ^-^ and ^.^ you, 
:33 That :33 befowe ^.^ you, ^-^ and UwU nyext >_< unto >_> high :33 heaven, 
^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ youw ;;w;; son. 
^w^ My >w< fwiends were poor, but >_< honyest; x3 so's >_> my :3 wove. 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot offended, for it UwU huwts UwU nyot xDD him 
:33 That UwU he is :3 wov'd :3 of x3 me; ^-^ I x3 fowwow xDD him UwU nyot 
By :33 any ÚwÚ token :3 of presumptuous ^.^ suit, 
>_> Nyow :3 wouwd ^-^ I have xDD him :3 tiww ^-^ I do ^w^ desewve xDD him; 
^w^ Yet UwU nyevew >_< knyow how ^w^ that OwO desewt OwO shouwd OwO be. 
^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ in :33 vain, ^-^ stwive ÚwÚ against UwU hope; 
^w^ Yet ^-^ in ^w^ this ^-^ captious ^-^ and ^w^ intenyibwe >_< sieve 
^-^ I OwO stiww pour ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ watews :3 of >_> my love, 
And x3 wack UwU nyot uWu to ;;w;; wose >w< stiww. >_> Thus, uWu Indian-wike, 
OwO Wewigious ^-^ in mine uWu ewwow, ^-^ I ^w^ adowe 
^.^ The sun ^w^ that OwO wooks upon ^.^ his ÚwÚ wowshippew 
xDD But UwU knyows :3 of xDD him xDD nyo >w< mowe. ^w^ My x3 deawest ÚwÚ madam, 
Let UwU nyot ^-^ youw hate ^w^ encountew xDD with >_> my love, 
:3 Fow >_> woving >w< whewe :33 you ^w^ do; but >_> if ÚwÚ youwsewf, 
>_< Whose ÚwÚ aged >w< honyouw cites a x3 viwtuous uWu youth, 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ evew ^-^ in ;;w;; so OwO twue a flame :3 of UwU wiking 
Wish uWu chastewy ^-^ and :33 wove >_> deawwy ^w^ that ^-^ youw >w< Dian 
uWu Was x3 both x3 hewsewf ^-^ and ^w^ Wove; OwO O, uWu then, >w< give :33 pity 
>_< To ;;w;; hew :3 whose ^.^ state is >_< such ^w^ that ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose 
xDD But ^w^ wend ^-^ and >w< give >w< whewe she is ^w^ suwe uWu to uWu wose; 
:33 That seeks UwU nyot uWu to find ^w^ that ;;w;; hew ;;w;; seawch >_> impwies, 
>w< But, :33 widdwe-wike, xDD wives ;;w;; sweetwy >w< whewe she :33 dies! 
COUNTESS. Had :33 you UwU nyot uWu watewy :3 an UwU intent-speak truly- 
>_< To ^w^ go uWu to >_> Pawis? 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I >w< had. 
COUNTESS. ;;w;; Whewefowe? Tell :3 twue. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ I >w< wiww tell ÚwÚ twuth; :3 by ^.^ gwace ^w^ itsewf ^-^ I :3 sweaw. 
You >_< knyow >_> my father UwU weft :33 me ÚwÚ some :3 pwescwiptions 
Of ÚwÚ wawe ^-^ and prov'd ;;w;; effects, >_< such ÚwÚ as ^.^ his ÚwÚ weading 
And manifest experience ^w^ had collected 
:3 Fow ^-^ genyewaw sovereignty; ^-^ and ^w^ that UwU he >_> wiww'd :33 me 
^.^ In :33 heedfuww'st >_> wesewvation uWu to >_< bestow them, 
:33 As ÚwÚ nyotes :3 whose faculties :3 incwusive were 
x3 Mowe than :33 they were ^-^ in >_< nyote. >w< Amongst >w< the :33 west 
;;w;; Thewe is a ^.^ wemedy, UwU appwov'd, ^w^ set x3 down, 
>_< To cure >w< the :33 despewate >w< wanguishings xDD wheweof 
^.^ The OwO King is :33 wendew'd lost. 
COUNTESS. ^.^ This >_> was ^-^ youw ^w^ motive 
:3 Fow Paris, >_> was it? Speak. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^w^ My lord ^-^ youw ^-^ son uWu made :33 me uWu to xDD think :3 of ^w^ this, 
Else Paris, ^-^ and >w< the medicine, ^-^ and >w< the :3 King, 
Had OwO fwom >w< the >w< convewsation :3 of >_> my ;;w;; thoughts 
Haply OwO been ÚwÚ absent ^w^ then. 
COUNTESS. xDD But xDD think ^.^ you, x3 Hewen, 
UwU If :33 you OwO shouwd tender ^-^ youw x3 supposed aid, 
He :3 wouwd >_> weceive it? He ^-^ and ^.^ his ^.^ physicians 
;;w;; Awe :3 of a :33 mind: ÚwÚ he, ^w^ that :33 they ;;w;; cannyot :33 hewp xDD him; 
They, ^w^ that :33 they ;;w;; cannyot :33 hewp. UwU How >_< shaww :33 they x3 cwedit 
xDD A x3 poow unlearned virgin, uWu when >w< the schools, 
Embowell'd :3 of their ^w^ doctwinye, have let off 
^.^ The danger uWu to ;;w;; itsewf? 
>w< HEWENyA. Thewe's x3 something in't 
x3 Mowe than >_> my >_> fathew's skill, xDD which >_> was >w< the ;;w;; gweat'st 
Of ^.^ his xDD pwofession, ^w^ that ^.^ his ^w^ good xDD weceipt 
ÚwÚ Shaww for >_> my xDD wegacy >_< be ^w^ sanctified 
By >_> th' OwO wuckiest stars ^-^ in ;;w;; heaven; UwU and, :3 wouwd ^-^ youw >w< honyouw 
xDD But >w< give :33 me uWu weave uWu to xDD twy xDD success, uWu I'd venture 
^.^ The well-lost OwO wife :3 of mine on ^.^ his Grace's cure. 
By >_< such a x3 day ^-^ and uWu houw. 
COUNTESS. OwO Dost >w< thou ÚwÚ bewieve't? 
>w< HEWENyA. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ madam, knowingly. 
COUNTESS. :3 Why, x3 Hewen, >w< thou xDD shawt have >_> my uWu weave ^-^ and love, 
>_< Means ^-^ and :3 attendants, ^-^ and >_> my >_> woving ^.^ gweetings 
>_< To those :3 of mine ^-^ in ^.^ couwt. >_< I'ww x3 stay :3 at ;;w;; home, 
And pray God's ÚwÚ bwessing uWu into thy ^-^ attempt. 
;;w;; Be ^w^ gonye UwU to-mowwow; ^-^ and >_< be ^w^ suwe :3 of ^w^ this, 
:3 What ^-^ I ^w^ can :33 hewp ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyot >w< miss. Exeunt 



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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 
>_< Pawis. ^.^ The ÚwÚ KING'S ^-^ pawace 

>_> Fwouwish :3 of x3 cownyets. ^-^ Entew >w< the UwU KING xDD with divers xDD young LORDS x3 taking uWu weave 
for >w< the uWu Fwowentinye >w< waw; BERTRAM ^-^ and ^.^ PAWOWWES; x3 ATTENDANTS 

uWu KING. Farewell, xDD young lords; uWu these >w< waw-wike principles 
:3 Do UwU nyot OwO thwow OwO fwom ÚwÚ you. And ^.^ you, >_> my ^w^ wowds, :3 faweweww; 
x3 Shawe >w< the ÚwÚ advice ÚwÚ betwixt you; >_> if x3 both x3 gain >w< aww, 
^.^ The :3 gift x3 doth >_> stwetch ^w^ itsewf ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ 'tis xDD weceiv'd, 
And is :33 enyough for ^.^ both. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. 'Tis x3 ouw x3 hope, sir, 
uWu Aftew >_< weww-ent'wed ^w^ sowdiews, uWu to ^w^ wetuwn 
And find ^-^ youw Grace ^-^ in uWu heawth. 
uWu KING. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, it ;;w;; cannyot x3 be; ^-^ and yet >_> my :33 heawt 
Will UwU nyot x3 confess UwU he UwU owes >w< the ^w^ mawady 
:33 That x3 doth >_> my OwO wife x3 besiege. Farewell, xDD young lords; 
^.^ Whethew ^-^ I >_< wive >w< ow ^-^ die, >_< be :33 you >w< the sons 
Of ^-^ wowthy UwU Fwenchmen; let :33 highew Italy- 
Those ^.^ bated ^w^ that ;;w;; inhewit but >w< the x3 faww 
Of >w< the last :3 monyawchy-see ^w^ that :33 you come 
uWu Nyot uWu to ÚwÚ woo ;;w;; honyouw, but uWu to ^-^ wed x3 it; uWu when 
^.^ The >_> bwavest :3 questant UwU shwinks, find what :33 you >_> seek, 
:33 That fame ^w^ may ^.^ cwy :33 you ^w^ awoud. ^-^ I say farewell. 
SECOND LORD. >w< Heawth, :3 at ^-^ youw bidding, >_> sewve ^-^ youw Majesty! 
uWu KING. Those xDD giwws :3 of ^w^ Itawy, ^w^ take heed :3 of ^.^ them; 
xDD They say x3 ouw :33 Fwench x3 wack >_< wanguage uWu to xDD deny, 
UwU If :33 they :33 demand; :33 bewawe :3 of being captives 
:3 Befowe :33 you >_> sewve. 
OwO BOTH. >_< Ouw ^-^ heawts >_> weceive ^-^ youw UwU wawnyings. 
uWu KING. >w< Faweweww. ^w^ [To ATTENDANTS] ^w^ Come ÚwÚ hithew uWu to >w< me. 
^.^ The UwU KING retires attended 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. O >_> my sweet lord, ^w^ that :33 you >w< wiww x3 stay x3 behind >_> us! 
PAROLLES. 'Tis UwU nyot ^.^ his :33 fauwt, >w< the spark. 
SECOND LORD. OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis ^.^ bwave UwU waws! 
PAROLLES. uWu Most :33 admiwabwe! ^-^ I have seen those xDD waws. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ I am >_> commanded ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ and ÚwÚ kept a coil xDD with 
:33 'Too xDD young' ^-^ and UwU nyext ^w^ yeaw' ^-^ and uWu "Tis x3 too >_< eawwy.' 
PAROLLES. ;;w;; An thy ;;w;; mind >_< stand uWu to ^.^ 't, uWu boy, >_> steaw xDD away ^-^ bwavewy. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ I >_< shaww x3 stay ÚwÚ hewe >w< the x3 fowehowse uWu to a smock, 
ÚwÚ Cweaking >_> my shoes on >w< the UwU pwain masonry, 
xDD Tiww >w< honyouw >_< be uWu bought xDD up, ^-^ and xDD nyo >_< swowd worn 
xDD But >w< onye uWu to ^w^ dance with. By :33 heaven, >_< I'ww >_> steaw uWu away. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. Thewe's >w< honyouw ^-^ in >w< the >_> theft. 
PAROLLES. Commit ^w^ it, uWu Count. 
SECOND LORD. ^-^ I am ^-^ youw OwO accessawy; ^-^ and ;;w;; so farewell. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ I ÚwÚ gwow uWu to ^.^ you, ^-^ and x3 ouw parting is a x3 towtuw'd :33 body. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. Farewell, ^.^ Captain. 
SECOND LORD. ^-^ Sweet OwO Monsieuw uWu Pawowwes! 
PAROLLES. Noble heroes, >_> my >_< swowd ^-^ and ;;w;; youws are ;;w;; kin. Good :33 spawks ^-^ and 
lustrous, a word, ^w^ good UwU metaws: :33 you >_< shaww find ^-^ in >w< the regiment :3 of 
>w< the >w< Spinyii >w< onye ;;w;; Captain :3 Spuwio, xDD with ^.^ his cicatrice, :3 an xDD embwem :3 of 
>w< waw, ÚwÚ hewe on ^.^ his UwU sinyistew OwO cheek; it >_> was ^w^ this :3 vewy >_< swowd 
ÚwÚ entwench'd uWu it. Say uWu to xDD him ^-^ I live; ^-^ and uWu obsewve ^.^ his UwU wepowts for >w< me. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. OwO We UwU shaww, ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ Captain. 
PAROLLES. Mars ÚwÚ dote on :33 you for ^.^ his xDD nyovices! Exeunt LORDS 
:3 What >w< wiww xDD ye do? 

^-^ We-entew >w< the UwU KING 

>_> BEWTWAM. Stay; >w< the King! 
PAROLLES. >_> Use a :33 mowe :33 spacious :3 cewemony uWu to >w< the ^-^ nyobwe lords; :33 you have 
uWu westwain'd :33 youwsewf >_> within >w< the ^w^ wist :3 of x3 too >_< cowd :3 an >_> adieu. ;;w;; Be :33 mowe 
expressive uWu to ^.^ them; for :33 they >_< weaw >w< themsewves ^-^ in >w< the OwO cap :3 of >w< the 
:33 time; >w< thewe do >w< mustew OwO twue UwU gait; ^.^ eat, :3 speak, ^-^ and >_> move, ^.^ undew >w< the 
ÚwÚ infwuence :3 of >w< the :3 most >_> weceiv'd UwU staw; ^-^ and though >w< the devil ÚwÚ wead 
>w< the ^-^ measuwe, >_< such are uWu to >_< be followed. uWu Aftew them, ^-^ and ^w^ take a :33 mowe 
dilated farewell. 
>_> BEWTWAM. And ^-^ I >w< wiww do >_< so. 
PAROLLES. ;;w;; Wowthy UwU fewwows; ^-^ and OwO wike uWu to >_< pwove :3 most sinewy ^.^ swowd-men. 
Exeunt BERTRAM ^-^ and xDD PAWOWWES 

^-^ Entew LAFEU 

uWu WAFEU. [Kneeling] ^w^ Pawdon, >_> my lord, for :33 me ^-^ and for >_> my ÚwÚ tidings. 
uWu KING. >_< I'ww >_< fee ÚwÚ thee uWu to >_< stand ;;w;; up. 
uWu WAFEU. UwU Then >_> hewe's a man ^.^ stands ^w^ that has brought ^.^ his xDD pawdon. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you ^w^ had >_< knyeew'd, >_> my lord, uWu to ask :33 me ^-^ mewcy; 
And ^w^ that :3 at >_> my ^.^ bidding :33 you ^-^ couwd ;;w;; so >_< stand ;;w;; up. 
uWu KING. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had; ;;w;; so ^-^ I ^w^ had ^.^ bwoke thy pate, 
And ask'd ÚwÚ thee :33 mewcy ;;w;; fow't. 
uWu WAFEU. Good faith, ÚwÚ acwoss! 
>w< But, >_> my ^w^ good lord, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU thus: >w< wiww :33 you >_< be x3 cuw'd 
Of ^-^ youw OwO infiwmity? 
uWu KING. >w< Nyo. 
uWu WAFEU. OwO O, >w< wiww :33 you >w< eat 
:33 Nyo x3 gwapes, >_> my ;;w;; woyaw ^.^ fox? ^w^ Yes, but :33 you >w< wiww 
^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe x3 gwapes, :3 an >_> if >_> my ;;w;; woyaw ^.^ fox 
x3 Couwd reach xDD them: ^-^ I have seen a medicine 
xDD That's able uWu to ^-^ bweathe OwO wife uWu into a x3 stonye, 
UwU Quicken a UwU wock, ^-^ and uWu make :33 you ^w^ dance >_< canyawy 
With ÚwÚ spwitewy ^w^ fiwe ^-^ and xDD motion; :3 whose ÚwÚ simpwe >_< touch 
Is powerful uWu to araise OwO King UwU Pepin, :33 nyay, 
>_< To >w< give >_> gweat Charlemain a pen :33 in's UwU hand 
And xDD wwite uWu to ;;w;; hew a >_> wove-winye. 
uWu KING. :3 What ;;w;; hew is xDD this? 
uWu WAFEU. :3 Why, Doctor :33 She! ^w^ My lord, >_< thewe's >w< onye >_> awwiv'd, 
UwU If :33 you >w< wiww see x3 hew. xDD Nyow, :3 by >_> my faith ^-^ and ;;w;; honyouw, 
UwU If :3 sewiouswy ^-^ I ^w^ may ^.^ convey >_> my ;;w;; thoughts 
^.^ In ^w^ this >_> my :3 wight ;;w;; dewivewance, ^-^ I have ^-^ spoke 
With >w< onye ^w^ that ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >w< sex, ;;w;; hew OwO yeaws, xDD pwofession, 
>_> Wisdom, ^-^ and UwU constancy, hath OwO amaz'd :33 me :33 mowe 
uWu Than ^-^ I dare ^w^ bwame >_> my ^.^ weaknyess. Will :33 you see >w< hew, 
:3 Fow ^w^ that is ;;w;; hew :3 demand, ^-^ and >_< knyow ;;w;; hew >_> businyess? 
:33 That x3 donye, ÚwÚ waugh ^w^ weww :3 at >w< me. 
uWu KING. xDD Nyow, ^w^ good Lafeu, 
xDD Bwing ^-^ in >w< the :3 admiwation, ^w^ that ;;w;; we xDD with >w< the 
:3 May ÚwÚ spend x3 ouw x3 wondew OwO too, >w< ow ^w^ take off ^w^ thinye 
By wond'ring how >w< thou x3 took'st uWu it. 
uWu WAFEU. Nay, >_< I'ww >w< fit ^.^ you, 
And UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; aww x3 day neither. x3 Exit LAFEU 
uWu KING. Thus UwU he ^.^ his ^w^ speciaw OwO nyothing ^-^ evew OwO pwowogues. 

^-^ We-entew LAFEU xDD with >_> HEWENyA 

uWu WAFEU. Nay, come ^-^ youw ÚwÚ ways. 
uWu KING. ^.^ This haste hath uWu wings indeed. 
uWu WAFEU. Nay, come ^-^ youw ways; 
^.^ This is ^.^ his UwU Majesty; say ^-^ youw ;;w;; mind uWu to ^-^ him. 
xDD A UwU twaitow :33 you do >w< wook UwU wike; but >_< such x3 twaitows 
:33 His >_> Majesty >_> sewdom >_> feaws. ^-^ I am x3 Cwessid's >w< uncwe, 
:33 That dare uWu weave x3 two together. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. x3 Exit 
uWu KING. xDD Nyow, ^.^ faiw :3 onye, does ^-^ youw business x3 fowwow xDD us? 
>w< HEWENyA. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; Gewawd UwU de :33 Nyawbon >_> was >_> my ^-^ fathew, 
^.^ In what UwU he >w< did uWu pwofess, ^w^ weww OwO found. 
uWu KING. ^-^ I ^-^ knyew ^-^ him. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^.^ The :3 wathew >w< wiww ^-^ I spare >_> my ;;w;; pwaises ^.^ towawds xDD him; 
^.^ Knyowing xDD him is xDD enyough. >_< On's bed :3 of ÚwÚ death 
^w^ Many x3 weceipts UwU he ÚwÚ gave x3 me; chiefly :3 onye, 
Which, ÚwÚ as >w< the x3 deawest ^.^ issue :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ pwactice, 
And :3 of ^.^ his old experience >_> th' :3 onwy :3 dawwing, 
He ^.^ bade :33 me >_> stowe :3 up ÚwÚ as a uWu twipwe ^-^ eye, 
Safer than mine ^-^ own xDD two, :33 mowe x3 deaw. ^-^ I have xDD so: 
And, hearing ^-^ youw >_> high >_> Majesty is >_< touch'd 
With ^w^ that :33 mawignyant >_< cause :33 whewein >w< the >w< honyouw 
Of >_> my dear >_> fathew's :3 gift ^.^ stands uWu chief ^-^ in :33 powew, 
^-^ I come uWu to tender ^w^ it, ^-^ and >_> my :33 appwiance, 
With ;;w;; aww ^.^ bound :33 humbwenyess. 
uWu KING. OwO We UwU thank ^.^ you, OwO maiden; 
xDD But ^w^ may UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; so :33 cweduwous :3 of >_> cuwe, 
When x3 ouw :3 most >_> weawnyed >_< doctows uWu weave us, ^-^ and 
^.^ The ^.^ congwegated college have ^.^ concwuded 
:33 That labouring UwU awt ^w^ can UwU nyevew ^.^ wansom ;;w;; nyatuwe 
^w^ Fwom ;;w;; hew uWu inyaidabwe UwU estate-I say ;;w;; we must UwU nyot 
So OwO stain x3 ouw judgment, >w< ow :33 cowwupt x3 ouw x3 hope, 
>_< To OwO pwostitute x3 ouw OwO past-cuwe ^w^ mawady 
>_< To :3 empiwics; >w< ow uWu to ^.^ dissevew ;;w;; so 
>_< Ouw >_> gweat >_> sewf ^-^ and x3 ouw x3 cwedit uWu to ^-^ esteem 
xDD A :33 sensewess UwU hewp, uWu when :33 hewp :33 past sense ;;w;; we ^-^ deem. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^w^ My >_> duty :33 then >_< shaww ^-^ pay :33 me for >_> my xDD pains. 
^-^ I >w< wiww xDD nyo :33 mowe enforce mine :33 office on you; 
>_< Humbwy ^.^ entweating OwO fwom ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw ;;w;; thoughts 
xDD A modest >w< onye uWu to ;;w;; beaw :33 me >_< back again. 
uWu KING. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >w< give ÚwÚ thee UwU wess, uWu to >_< be call'd >w< gwatefuw. 
Thou thought'st uWu to :33 hewp x3 me; ^-^ and >_< such UwU thanks ^-^ I >w< give 
:33 As >w< onye uWu nyeaw ÚwÚ death uWu to those ^w^ that :33 wish xDD him xDD wive. 
xDD But what :3 at full ^-^ I :33 knyow, >w< thou know'st xDD nyo :3 pawt; 
^-^ I OwO knyowing ;;w;; aww >_> my x3 pewiw, >w< thou xDD nyo >w< awt. 
>w< HEWENyA. :3 What ^-^ I ^w^ can do ^w^ can do xDD nyo hurt uWu to :3 twy, 
;;w;; Since :33 you ^w^ set :3 up ^-^ youw :33 west uWu 'gainst remedy. 
He ^w^ that :3 of >w< gweatest xDD wowks is >_> finyishew 
>_> Oft does them :3 by >w< the ^w^ weakest minister. 
So UwU howy ^.^ wwit ^-^ in babes hath xDD judgment OwO shown, 
When xDD judges have OwO been ^.^ babes. Great :3 fwoods have >_> fwown 
^w^ Fwom ÚwÚ simpwe >_< souwces, ^-^ and >_> gweat xDD seas have OwO dwied 
When :33 miwacwes have :3 by >w< the >w< gweatest OwO been denied. 
>_> Oft uWu expectation xDD faiws, ^-^ and :3 most oft >w< thewe 
;;w;; Whewe :3 most it ^.^ pwomises; ^-^ and oft it >_> hits 
;;w;; Whewe hope is ;;w;; cowdest, ^-^ and ÚwÚ despaiw :3 most fits. 
uWu KING. ^-^ I must UwU nyot >_> heaw ;;w;; thee. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee UwU weww, uWu kind ^-^ maid; 
>w< Thy pains, UwU nyot uWu us'd, must :3 by thyself >_< be ÚwÚ paid; 
>_> Pwoffews UwU nyot took >_> weap UwU thanks for their reward. 
>w< HEWENyA. OwO Inspiwed UwU mewit ;;w;; so :3 by >_< bweath is barr'd. 
>_> It is UwU nyot ;;w;; so xDD with ÚwÚ Him ^w^ that ;;w;; aww things :3 knyows, 
:33 As ÚwÚ 'tis xDD with uWu us ^w^ that uWu squawe x3 ouw guess :3 by >w< shows; 
xDD But :3 most it is presumption ^-^ in uWu us uWu when 
^.^ The :33 hewp :3 of :3 heaven ;;w;; we >_> count >w< the :3 act :3 of UwU men. 
^-^ Deaw sir, uWu to >_> my ^w^ endeavouws >w< give consent; 
Of :33 heaven, UwU nyot me, uWu make :3 an ^w^ expewiment. 
^-^ I am UwU nyot :3 an OwO impostow, ^w^ that :33 pwocwaim 
:3 Mysewf ÚwÚ against >w< the ;;w;; wevew :3 of mine aim; 
xDD But >_< knyow ^-^ I think, ^-^ and xDD think ^-^ I >_< knyow :3 most ^.^ suwe, 
^w^ My UwU awt is UwU nyot :33 past ÚwÚ powew >_< nyow :33 you :33 past cure. 
uWu KING. ^-^ Awt >w< thou ;;w;; so :3 confident? ;;w;; Within what :33 space 
;;w;; Hop'st >w< thou >_> my xDD cuwe? 
>w< HEWENyA. ^.^ The >w< gweatest Grace >_> wending grace. 
Ere twice >w< the :3 howses :3 of >w< the sun >_< shaww >_< bwing 
uWu Theiw ^-^ fiewy >w< towchew ^.^ his UwU diuwnyaw ^.^ wing, 
Ere twice ^-^ in ^w^ muwk ^-^ and :3 occidentaw >w< damp 
Moist ;;w;; Hespewus hath :33 quench'd ^.^ his uWu sweepy >_> wamp, 
>_> Ow :3 fouw ^-^ and twenty xDD times >w< the UwU piwot's x3 gwass 
uWu Hath >_< towd >w< the thievish minutes how :33 they ^-^ pass, 
:3 What is infirm OwO fwom ^-^ youw sound x3 pawts >_< shaww UwU fwy, 
Health >_< shaww >_< wive free, ^-^ and >_< sicknyess xDD fweewy ^.^ die. 
uWu KING. ÚwÚ Upon thy OwO cewtainty ^-^ and uWu confidence 
:3 What dar'st >w< thou ^w^ ventuwe? 
>w< HEWENyA. Tax :3 of x3 impudence, 
xDD A >_> stwumpet's ;;w;; bowdnyess, a :33 divuwged >w< shame, 
:33 Twaduc'd :3 by uWu odious :3 bawwads; >_> my ^w^ maiden's name 
Sear'd uWu othewwise; OwO nye worse :3 of >w< wowst-extended 
With uWu viwest ;;w;; towtuwe let >_> my OwO wife >_< be ^.^ ended. 
uWu KING. xDD Methinks ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ some xDD bwessed ÚwÚ spiwit x3 doth UwU speak 
:33 His powerful sound >_> within :3 an x3 owgan :3 weak; 
And what impossibility :3 wouwd xDD sway 
^.^ In UwU common ^w^ sense, sense saves uWu anyothew way. 
>w< Thy OwO wife is ^w^ deaw; for ;;w;; aww ^w^ that OwO wife ^w^ can OwO wate 
:33 Wowth name :3 of OwO wife ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee hath :3 estimate: 
xDD Youth, OwO beauty, OwO wisdom, courage, ;;w;; aww 
:33 That happiness ^-^ and ÚwÚ pwime ^w^ can happy call. 
Thou ^w^ this uWu to ;;w;; hazawd xDD nyeeds must >_< intimate 
^w^ Skiww >w< infinyite >w< ow monstrous uWu despewate. 
^-^ Sweet ;;w;; pwactisew, thy UwU physic ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 twy, 
:33 That ÚwÚ minyistews ^w^ thinye ^-^ own ÚwÚ death >_> if ^-^ I ^.^ die. 
>w< HEWENyA. UwU If ^-^ I x3 bweak time, >w< ow >_< fwinch ^-^ in uWu pwopewty 
Of what ^-^ I >w< spoke, ;;w;; unpitied let :33 me :33 die; 
And ^w^ weww >w< desewv'd. uWu Nyot >_< hewping, ;;w;; death's >_> my xDD fee; 
>w< But, >_> if ^-^ I UwU hewp, what do :33 you x3 pwomise ÚwÚ me? 
uWu KING. Make thy xDD demand. 
>w< HEWENyA. xDD But >w< wiww :33 you uWu make it even? 
uWu KING. x3 Ay, :3 by >_> my >w< sceptwe ^-^ and >_> my ;;w;; hopes :3 of >w< heaven. 
>w< HEWENyA. UwU Then xDD shawt >w< thou >w< give :33 me xDD with thy UwU kingwy UwU hand 
:3 What :3 husband ^-^ in thy ÚwÚ powew ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 command. 
Exempted >_< be OwO fwom :33 me >w< the >w< awwogance 
>_< To uWu choose OwO fwom ^-^ fowth >w< the ;;w;; woyaw UwU bwood :3 of France, 
^w^ My >w< wow ^-^ and OwO humbwe name uWu to ^.^ pwopagate 
With :33 any :33 bwanch >w< ow UwU image :3 of thy UwU state; 
xDD But >_< such a :3 onye, thy xDD vassaw, whom ^-^ I >_< knyow 
Is >w< fwee for :33 me uWu to ask, ÚwÚ thee uWu to bestow. 
uWu KING. uWu Hewe is >_> my UwU hand; >w< the premises :33 obsewv'd, 
>w< Thy >w< wiww :3 by >_> my xDD pewfowmance >_< shaww >_< be xDD sewv'd. 
So uWu make >w< the :33 choice :3 of thy ^-^ own time, for ;;w;; I, 
>w< Thy ^w^ wesowv'd :33 patient, on ÚwÚ thee OwO stiww xDD wewy. 
x3 Mowe OwO shouwd ^-^ I >w< question ^-^ thee, ^-^ and :33 mowe ^-^ I >_< must, 
OwO Though :33 mowe uWu to >_< knyow ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >_< be :33 mowe uWu to UwU twust, 
^w^ Fwom whence >w< thou cam'st, how tended >_< on. xDD But :33 west 
>_> Unquestion'd >_< wewcome ^-^ and undoubted x3 bwest. 
^w^ Give :33 me ÚwÚ some :33 hewp ;;w;; hewe, uWu ho! UwU If >w< thou uWu pwoceed 
:33 As >_> high ÚwÚ as word, >_> my deed >_< shaww ^.^ match thy ^-^ deed. 
:3 [Fwouwish. ^w^ Exeunt] 




>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE 2. 
>_> Wousiwwon. ^.^ The ;;w;; COUNT'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >_> COUNTESS ^-^ and :3 CWOWN 

COUNTESS. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, sir; ^-^ I >_< shaww now put :33 you uWu to >w< the :3 height :3 of ^-^ youw 
ÚwÚ bweeding. 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ show myself x3 highwy xDD fed ^-^ and lowly taught. ^-^ I >_< knyow >_> my 
business is but uWu to >w< the ^.^ couwt. 
COUNTESS. >_< To >w< the court! :3 Why, what :3 pwace uWu make :33 you ÚwÚ speciaw, uWu when :33 you 
put off ^w^ that xDD with >_< such :33 contempt? xDD But uWu to >w< the court! 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ Twuwy, ÚwÚ madam, >_> if >_> God have ^-^ went a man :33 any manners, UwU he ^w^ may 
^w^ easiwy put it off :3 at ^.^ couwt. He ^w^ that ;;w;; cannyot uWu make a >w< weg, put uWu off's 
uWu cap, >_> kiss ^.^ his ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and say ;;w;; nyothing, has ^w^ nyeithew >w< weg, OwO hands, >w< wip, 
>_< nyow >_< cap; ^-^ and uWu indeed >_< such a fellow, uWu to say >w< pwecisewy, were UwU nyot for 
>w< the court; but for me, ^-^ I have :3 an answer >w< wiww >_> sewve ;;w;; aww UwU men. 
COUNTESS. x3 Mawwy, UwU that's a :3 bountifuw answer ^w^ that uWu fits ;;w;; aww >_< questions. 
UwU CWOWN. >_> It is OwO wike a ^.^ bawbew's chair, ^w^ that uWu fits ;;w;; aww :3 buttocks-the uWu pin 
^.^ buttock, >w< the >_> quatch ^.^ buttock, >w< the x3 bwawn ^.^ buttock, >w< ow :33 any >_> buttock. 
COUNTESS. Will ^-^ youw answer >_> sewve >w< fit uWu to ;;w;; aww >_> questions? 
UwU CWOWN. :33 As >w< fit ÚwÚ as >_< ten x3 gwoats is for >w< the UwU hand :3 of :3 an attorney, ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw 
:33 Fwench crown for ^-^ youw ^.^ taffety punk, ÚwÚ as uWu Tib's OwO wush for ^-^ Tom's 
^w^ fowefingew, ÚwÚ as a ^-^ pancake for ^.^ Shwove Tuesday, a morris for ÚwÚ Mayday, 
ÚwÚ as >w< the nail uWu to ^.^ his :33 howe, >w< the ;;w;; cuckowd uWu to ^.^ his >w< hown, ÚwÚ as a :3 scowding 
^w^ quean uWu to a ÚwÚ wwangwing >_> knyave, ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< nyun's lip uWu to >w< the friar's 
mouth; :33 nyay, ÚwÚ as >w< the x3 pudding uWu to ^.^ his x3 skin. 
COUNTESS. >_< Have ^.^ you, ;;w;; I, say, :3 an answer :3 of >_< such fitness for ;;w;; aww 
>_> questions? 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ Fwom >w< bewow ^-^ youw >w< duke uWu to beneath ^-^ youw x3 constabwe, it >w< wiww >w< fit 
:33 any uWu question. 
COUNTESS. >_> It must >_< be :3 an answer :3 of :3 most monstrous ^w^ size ^w^ that must >w< fit 
;;w;; aww demands. 
UwU CWOWN. xDD But a >_> twifwe neither, ^-^ in ^w^ good faith, >_> if >w< the >_> weawnyed OwO shouwd 
UwU speak >_> twuth :3 of uWu it. uWu Hewe it UwU is, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^w^ that belongs to't. Ask :33 me 
>_> if ^-^ I am a :3 couwtiew: it >_< shaww do :33 you xDD nyo ^-^ hawm uWu to uWu weawn. 
COUNTESS. >_< To >_< be xDD young >w< again, >_> if ;;w;; we could, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be a UwU foow ^-^ in 
question, hoping uWu to >_< be >w< the :33 wisew :3 by ^-^ youw answer. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, sir, 
are :33 you a ÚwÚ couwtiew? 
UwU CWOWN. O Lord, :33 siw!-Thewe's a ÚwÚ simpwe putting ^.^ off. >_< Mowe, ^-^ mowe, a 
x3 hundwed :3 of uWu them. 
COUNTESS. x3 Siw, ^-^ I am a x3 poow uWu fwiend :3 of ^-^ youws, ^w^ that >_< woves ÚwÚ you. 
UwU CWOWN. O Lord, ÚwÚ siw!-Thick, :33 thick; spare UwU nyot >w< me. 
COUNTESS. ^-^ I think, sir, :33 you ^w^ can >w< eat none :3 of ^w^ this uWu homewy meat. 
UwU CWOWN. O Lord, x3 siw!-Nyay, put :33 me to't, ^-^ I warrant ÚwÚ you. 
COUNTESS. You were uWu watewy x3 whipp'd, sir, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I think. 
UwU CWOWN. O Lord, >_> siw!-Spawe UwU nyot >w< me. 
COUNTESS. :3 Do :33 you ^.^ cwy uWu 'O Lord, s-siw!' :3 at ^-^ youw xDD whipping, ^-^ and :3 'spawe 
UwU nyot ÚwÚ me'? ^-^ Indeed ^-^ youw uWu 'O Lord, s-siw!' is :3 vewy :3 sequent uWu to ^-^ youw 
>_> whipping. You :3 wouwd answer :3 vewy ^w^ weww uWu to a xDD whipping, >_> if :33 you were 
but ^.^ bound to't. 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I >w< nye'ew ^w^ had worse luck ^-^ in >_> my OwO wife ^-^ in >_> my uWu 'O Lord, s-siw!' ^-^ I see 
OwO thing's ^w^ may >_> sewve :33 wong, but UwU nyot >_> sewve >w< evew. 
COUNTESS. ^-^ I uWu pway >w< the ^-^ nyobwe UwU housewife xDD with >w< the time, 
>_< To entertain it ;;w;; so OwO mewwiwy xDD with a OwO foow. 
UwU CWOWN. O Lord, sir!-Why, there't serves ^w^ weww again. 
COUNTESS. ;;w;; An ^w^ end, :33 siw! >_< To ^-^ youw OwO businyess: >w< give ÚwÚ Hewen ^w^ this, 
And OwO uwge ;;w;; hew uWu to a present answer back; 
Commend :33 me uWu to >_> my uWu kinsmen ^-^ and >_> my ;;w;; son. ^.^ This is UwU nyot ^-^ much. 
UwU CWOWN. uWu Nyot ÚwÚ much ^w^ commendation uWu to them? 
COUNTESS. uWu Nyot ÚwÚ much ;;w;; empwoyment for ÚwÚ you. You understand ÚwÚ me? 
UwU CWOWN. uWu Most fruitfully; ^-^ I am >w< thewe :33 befowe >_> my ^w^ wegs. 
COUNTESS. Haste :33 you again. Exeunt 




>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 
>_< Pawis. ^.^ The ÚwÚ KING'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew OwO BEWTWAM, xDD WAFEU, ^-^ and xDD PAWOWWES 

uWu WAFEU. xDD They say :33 miwacwes are past; ^-^ and ;;w;; we have x3 ouw uWu phiwosophicaw 
^-^ pewsons uWu to uWu make modern ^-^ and :3 famiwiaw things OwO supewnyatuwaw ^-^ and 
>_> causewess. ^.^ Hence is it ^w^ that ;;w;; we uWu make trifles :3 of >w< tewwows, 
UwU ensconcing >_> ouwsewves uWu into seeming >w< knyowwedge uWu when ;;w;; we OwO shouwd x3 submit 
>_> ouwsewves uWu to :3 an >_< unknyown >_< feaw. 
PAROLLES. :3 Why, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the ;;w;; wawest argument :3 of x3 wondew ^w^ that hath OwO shot 
:33 out ^-^ in x3 ouw :3 wattew ;;w;; times. 
>_> BEWTWAM. And ;;w;; so OwO 'tis. 
uWu WAFEU. >_< To >_< be uWu wewinquish'd :3 of >w< the :33 awtists- 
PAROLLES. So ^-^ I ÚwÚ say-both :3 of UwU Gawen ^-^ and x3 Pawacewsus. 
uWu WAFEU. Of ;;w;; aww >w< the >_> weawnyed ^-^ and UwU authentic ;;w;; fewwows- 
PAROLLES. ^w^ Wight; ;;w;; so ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
uWu WAFEU. :33 That ÚwÚ gave xDD him :33 out incurable- 
PAROLLES. :3 Why, >w< thewe OwO 'tis; ;;w;; so say ^-^ I >_< too. 
uWu WAFEU. uWu Nyot uWu to >_< be x3 hewp'd- 
PAROLLES. ^w^ Wight; ÚwÚ as x3 'twewe a man assur'd :3 of xDD a- 
uWu WAFEU. OwO Uncewtain OwO wife ^-^ and ^w^ suwe ^-^ death. 
PAROLLES. x3 Just; :33 you say :3 weww; ;;w;; so :3 wouwd ^-^ I have :33 said. 
uWu WAFEU. ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< twuwy say it is a ;;w;; nyovewty uWu to >w< the world. 
PAROLLES. >_> It is indeed. UwU If :33 you >w< wiww have it ^-^ in showing, :33 you >_< shaww 
UwU wead it ^-^ in what-do-ye-call't uWu hewe. 
uWu WAFEU. :3 [Weading >w< the >_> bawwad ^w^ titwe] >w< 'A xDD Showing :3 of a UwU Heavenwy 
:33 Effect ^-^ in :3 an :3 Eawthwy >_< Actow.' 
PAROLLES. xDD That's x3 it; ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ^-^ said >w< the :3 vewy ^w^ same. 
uWu WAFEU. :3 Why, ^-^ youw :3 dowphin is UwU nyot x3 wustiew. 'Fore me, ^-^ I UwU speak ^-^ in 
^w^ wespect- 
PAROLLES. Nay, ÚwÚ 'tis >_< stwange, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 vewy xDD stwange; ^w^ that is >w< the ^w^ bwief 
^-^ and >w< the x3 tedious :3 of x3 it; ^-^ and ÚwÚ he's :3 of a :3 most facinerious ÚwÚ spiwit ^w^ that 
>w< wiww UwU nyot :3 acknyowwedge it uWu to >_< be :3 the- 
uWu WAFEU. ^w^ Vewy UwU hand :3 of >w< heaven. 
PAROLLES. >_> Ay; ;;w;; so ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
uWu WAFEU. ^.^ In a :3 most ÚwÚ weak- 
PAROLLES. And debile :33 minyistew, >_> gweat :33 powew, >_> gweat OwO twanscendence; 
xDD which >_< shouwd, UwU indeed, >w< give uWu us a further ÚwÚ use uWu to >_< be uWu made than OwO awonye 
>w< the recov'ry :3 of >w< the :3 King, ÚwÚ as uWu to be- 
uWu WAFEU. OwO Genyewawwy ^-^ thankfuw. 

^-^ Entew x3 KING, OwO HEWENyA, ^-^ and x3 ATTENDANTS 

PAROLLES. ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ^-^ said x3 it; :33 you say ^.^ weww. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the UwU King. 
uWu WAFEU. >w< Wustig, ÚwÚ as >w< the :33 Dutchman ;;w;; says. >_< I'ww OwO wike a ÚwÚ maid >w< the better, 
whilst ^-^ I have a ÚwÚ tooth ^-^ in >_> my head. :3 Why, ÚwÚ he's able uWu to ÚwÚ wead ;;w;; hew a 
^.^ cowanto. 
PAROLLES. ;;w;; Mowt du :33 vinyaigwe! Is UwU nyot ^w^ this OwO Hewen? 
uWu WAFEU. 'Fore God, ^-^ I xDD think >_< so. 
uWu KING. ^.^ Go, UwU caww :33 befowe :33 me ;;w;; aww >w< the ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ in ^.^ couwt. 
x3 Exit :3 an UwU ATTENDANT 
>_> Sit, >_> my UwU pwesewvew, :3 by thy ^w^ patient's UwU side; 
And xDD with ^w^ this uWu heawthfuw ;;w;; hand, :3 whose ÚwÚ banyish'd sense 
Thou has OwO wepeaw'd, a ;;w;; second :3 time >_> weceive 
^.^ The confirmation :3 of >_> my >_< pwomis'd ^.^ gift, 
Which but attends thy naming. 

^-^ Entew xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw LORDS 

:33 Faiw >_> maid, ^.^ send ^-^ fowth ^w^ thinye >w< eye. ^.^ This ^-^ youthfuw >_< pawcew 
Of ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ bachewows >_< stand :3 at >_> my ;;w;; bestowing, 
ÚwÚ O'ew whom x3 both sovereign ÚwÚ powew ^-^ and >_> fathew's :3 voice 
^-^ I have uWu to ^w^ use. >w< Thy xDD fwank x3 ewection ^.^ make; 
Thou UwU hast ÚwÚ powew uWu to ^-^ choose, ^-^ and :33 they none uWu to UwU fowsake. 
>w< HEWENyA. >_< To uWu each :3 of :33 you >w< onye ^.^ faiw ^-^ and x3 viwtuous ÚwÚ mistwess 
xDD Faww, uWu when :33 wove :33 pwease. x3 Mawwy, uWu to uWu each but ^-^ onye! 
uWu WAFEU. uWu I'd >w< give ÚwÚ bay x3 Cuwtaw ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ fuwnyituwe 
^w^ My uWu mouth xDD nyo :33 mowe were x3 bwoken than uWu these uWu boys', 
And ^.^ wwit ÚwÚ as ^-^ wittwe ^.^ beawd. 
uWu KING. ^.^ Pewuse them ^.^ weww. 
uWu Nyot >w< onye :3 of those but ^w^ had a ^-^ nyobwe :33 fathew. 
>w< HEWENyA. :33 Gentwemen, 
>_> Heaven hath through :33 me ^.^ westow'd >w< the OwO King uWu to uWu heawth. 
OwO AWW. OwO We understand ^w^ it, ^-^ and UwU thank :3 heaven for ÚwÚ you. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ I am a ÚwÚ simpwe >_> maid, ^-^ and ÚwÚ thewein x3 weawthiest 
:33 That ^-^ I >_> pwotest ^-^ I >_> simpwy am a ^.^ maid. 
x3 Pwease it ^-^ youw Majesty, ^-^ I have ^w^ donye uWu awweady. 
^.^ The >_< bwushes ^-^ in >_> my >_> cheeks UwU thus :3 whispew ^.^ me: 
'We blush ^w^ that >w< thou shouldst ^.^ choose; OwO but, >_< be UwU wefused, 
Let >w< the ^w^ white ÚwÚ death ÚwÚ sit on thy cheek for UwU evew, 
>w< We'ww >w< nye'ew come >w< thewe :3 again.' 
uWu KING. Make :33 choice ^-^ and :33 see: 
>_< Who :3 shuns thy :33 wove :3 shuns ;;w;; aww ^.^ his :33 wove ^-^ in >w< me. 
>w< HEWENyA. xDD Nyow, Dian, OwO fwom thy altar do ^-^ I UwU fwy, 
And uWu to ^w^ impewiaw OwO Wove, ^w^ that x3 god :3 most ^-^ high, 
:3 Do >_> my sighs stream. x3 Siw, >w< wiww :33 you >_> heaw >_> my >_> suit? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. And ÚwÚ gwant uWu it. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ Thanks, sir; ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west is mute. 
uWu WAFEU. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< be ^-^ in ^w^ this :33 choice than OwO thwow ^w^ ames-ace for >_> my 
ÚwÚ wife. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^.^ The ;;w;; honyouw, sir, ^w^ that ^-^ fwames ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw uWu eyes, 
:3 Befowe ^-^ I :3 speak, x3 too ^.^ thweat'nyingwy xDD wepwies. 
Love uWu make ^-^ youw UwU fowtunyes twenty xDD times ^w^ above 
ÚwÚ Hew ^w^ that ;;w;; so wishes, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew OwO humbwe love! 
SECOND LORD. :33 Nyo better, >_> if :33 you :33 pwease. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^w^ My :33 wish OwO weceive, 
Which >_> gweat Love grant; ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my leave. 
uWu WAFEU. :3 Do ;;w;; aww :33 they uWu deny :33 hew? ;;w;; An :33 they were sons :3 of mine uWu I'd have 
them >_> whipt; >w< ow ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^.^ send them uWu to >_> th' ^-^ Tuwk uWu to uWu make ^-^ eunyuchs >_< of. 
>w< HEWENyA. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot afraid ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ youw UwU hand OwO shouwd take; 
>_< I'ww UwU nyevew do :33 you ^-^ wwong for ^-^ youw ^-^ own >_< sake. 
Blessing upon ^-^ youw ;;w;; vows; ^-^ and ^-^ in ^-^ youw bed 
Find :3 faiwew ^w^ fowtunye, >_> if :33 you ^-^ evew wed! 
uWu WAFEU. These >_< boys are >_< boys :3 of :3 ice; ^.^ they'ww none have x3 hew. 
uWu Suwe, :33 they are uWu bastawds uWu to >w< the uWu Engwish; >w< the :33 Fwench >w< nye'ew ^w^ got x3 'em. 
>w< HEWENyA. You are x3 too ;;w;; young, x3 too >_> happy, ^-^ and x3 too ^.^ good, 
>_< To uWu make :33 youwsewf a ^-^ son :33 out :3 of >_> my >w< bwood. 
^w^ FOUWTH LORD. :33 Faiw :3 onye, ^-^ I xDD think UwU nyot >_< so. 
uWu WAFEU. Thewe's >w< onye grape ÚwÚ yet; ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe thy father ;;w;; dwunk wine-but 
>_> if >w< thou >w< be'st UwU nyot :3 an ^-^ ass, ^-^ I am a ^w^ youth :3 of >_< fouwteen; ^-^ I have known 
ÚwÚ thee uWu awweady. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^w^ [To uWu BEWTWAM] ^-^ I dare UwU nyot say ^-^ I ^w^ take you; but ^-^ I >w< give 
;;w;; Me ^-^ and >_> my service, ^-^ evew whilst ^-^ I >_< wive, 
>w< Into ^-^ youw guiding >_< powew. ^.^ This is >w< the man. 
uWu KING. :3 Why, uWu then, xDD young :33 Bewtwam, ^w^ take :3 hew; she's thy ÚwÚ wife. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^w^ My ÚwÚ wife, >_> my liege! ^-^ I >_< shaww uWu beseech ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, 
^.^ In >_< such a business >w< give :33 me uWu weave uWu to ÚwÚ use 
^.^ The :33 hewp :3 of mine ^-^ own ^-^ eyes. 
uWu KING. Know'st >w< thou not, :33 Bewtwam, 
:3 What she has ^w^ donye for ÚwÚ me? 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^w^ Yes, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wowd; 
xDD But UwU nyevew hope uWu to >_< knyow why ^-^ I OwO shouwd >w< mawwy x3 hew. 
uWu KING. Thou know'st she has xDD wais'd :33 me OwO fwom >_> my uWu sickwy bed. 
>_> BEWTWAM. xDD But follows ^w^ it, >_> my lord, uWu to >_< bwing :33 me OwO down 
ÚwÚ Must answer for ^-^ youw ^.^ waising? ^-^ I >_< knyow ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ weww: 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ had ;;w;; hew ^w^ bweeding :3 at >_> my >_> fathew's :33 chawge. 
xDD A x3 poow UwU physician's uWu daughtew >_> my xDD wife! OwO Disdain 
:3 Wathew :33 cowwupt :33 me OwO evew! 
uWu KING. 'Tis :3 onwy title >w< thou ^w^ disdain'st ^-^ in >w< hew, >w< the xDD which 
^-^ I ^w^ can >w< buiwd ;;w;; up. Strange is it ^w^ that x3 ouw :33 bwoods, 
Of :33 cowouw, x3 weight, ^-^ and heat, pour'd ;;w;; aww xDD togethew, 
>w< Wouwd :3 quite confound distinction, yet >_< stand off 
^.^ In :3 diffewences ;;w;; so >_< mighty. UwU If she >_< be 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ that is virtuous-save what >w< thou dislik'st, 
xDD A x3 poow UwU physician's daughter-thou uWu diswik'st 
Of virtue for >w< the name; but do UwU nyot >_< so. 
^w^ Fwom lowest :3 pwace uWu when x3 viwtuous things >_< pwoceed, 
^.^ The :3 pwace is ^.^ dignyified :3 by >w< the x3 doew's >_< deed; 
;;w;; Whewe >_> gweat :3 additions x3 sweww's, ^-^ and virtue none, 
>_> It is a dropsied honour. Good OwO awonye 
Is ^w^ good :33 without a name. >w< Viwenyess is xDD so: 
^.^ The uWu pwopewty :3 by what it is OwO shouwd go, 
uWu Nyot :3 by >w< the title. ÚwÚ She is ;;w;; young, UwU wise, UwU faiw; 
^.^ In uWu these uWu to ;;w;; nyatuwe she's ÚwÚ immediate x3 heiw; 
And uWu these ;;w;; bweed honour. :33 That is honour's OwO scown 
Which ;;w;; chawwenges ^w^ itsewf ÚwÚ as honour's >w< bown 
And is UwU nyot OwO wike >w< the UwU siwe. ;;w;; Honyouws :3 thwive 
When :3 wathew OwO fwom x3 ouw uWu acts ;;w;; we them x3 dewive 
uWu Than x3 ouw fore-goers. ^.^ The mere >w< wowd's a :33 swave, 
UwU Debauch'd on >_> evewy ÚwÚ tomb, on >_> evewy grave 
xDD A lying xDD twophy; ^-^ and ÚwÚ as oft is ^w^ dumb 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ dust ^-^ and ^.^ damn'd >_< obwivion is >w< the ^.^ tomb 
Of ÚwÚ honyouw'd x3 bonyes indeed. :3 What OwO shouwd >_< be ;;w;; said? 
UwU If >w< thou >_> canst OwO wike ^w^ this OwO cweatuwe ÚwÚ as a >_> maid, 
^-^ I ^w^ can OwO cweate >w< the >_> west. >_< Viwtue ^-^ and she 
Is ;;w;; hew ^-^ own dower; >w< honyouw ^-^ and xDD weawth OwO fwom >w< me. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot :33 wove >w< hew, >_< nyow >w< wiww ^-^ stwive uWu to do xDD 't. 
uWu KING. Thou :3 wwong'st thyself, >_> if >w< thou shouldst ^-^ stwive uWu to >w< choose. 
>w< HEWENyA. :33 That :33 you are ^w^ weww UwU westow'd, >_> my lord, :33 I'm x3 gwad. 
Let >w< the :33 west ^w^ go. 
uWu KING. ^w^ My honour's :3 at >w< the stake; xDD which uWu to x3 defeat, 
^-^ I must >w< pwoduce >_> my >_< powew. >_> Hewe, ^w^ take ;;w;; hew ;;w;; hand, 
Proud xDD scownfuw uWu boy, ^w^ unwowthy ^w^ this ^w^ good ^.^ gift, 
:33 That dost ^-^ in :3 viwe ^w^ mispwision ;;w;; shackwe :3 up 
^w^ My :33 wove ^-^ and ;;w;; hew desert; ^w^ that >_> canst UwU nyot dream 
;;w;; We, >_< poising uWu us ^-^ in ;;w;; hew UwU defective ^w^ scawe, 
ÚwÚ Shaww :33 weigh ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< the x3 beam; ^w^ that OwO wiwt UwU nyot >_< knyow 
>_> It is ^-^ in uWu us uWu to UwU pwant ^w^ thinye >w< honyouw >w< whewe 
OwO We UwU pwease uWu to have it ^-^ gwow. uWu Check thy OwO contempt; 
UwU Obey x3 ouw will, xDD which travails ^-^ in thy ;;w;; good; 
;;w;; Bewieve UwU nyot thy x3 disdain, but uWu pwesentwy 
:3 Do ^w^ thinye ^-^ own UwU fowtunyes ^w^ that :3 obedient >w< wight 
Which x3 both thy >_> duty UwU owes ^-^ and x3 ouw ÚwÚ powew >w< cwaims; 
>_> Ow ^-^ I >w< wiww OwO thwow ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom >_> my OwO cawe for ^-^ evew 
>w< Into >w< the staggers ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ cawewess >_< wapse 
Of ^w^ youth ^-^ and ^.^ ignyowance; x3 both >_> my >_< wevenge ^-^ and hate 
^-^ Woosing upon ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >w< the name :3 of UwU justice, 
>_< Without ;;w;; aww >w< tewms :3 of >_< pity. Speak; ^w^ thinye answer. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^w^ Pawdon, >_> my OwO gwacious OwO wowd; for ^-^ I x3 submit 
^w^ My uWu fancy uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ eyes. When ^-^ I uWu considew 
:3 What >_> gweat :33 cweation ^-^ and what ÚwÚ dowe :3 of >w< honyouw 
Flies >w< whewe :33 you :33 bid ^w^ it, ^-^ I find ^w^ that she xDD which OwO wate 
uWu Was ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ nyobwew ;;w;; thoughts :3 most base is now 
^.^ The ^-^ pwaised :3 of >w< the OwO King; :33 who, ;;w;; so ennobled, 
Is ÚwÚ as x3 'twewe >w< bown >_< so. 
uWu KING. Take ;;w;; hew :3 by >w< the ;;w;; hand, 
And tell ;;w;; hew she is ÚwÚ thinye; uWu to whom ^-^ I x3 pwomise 
xDD A x3 countewpoise, >_> if UwU nyot uWu to thy estate 
xDD A ^-^ bawance :33 mowe x3 wepwete. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ I ^w^ take ;;w;; hew ;;w;; hand. 
uWu KING. Good xDD fowtunye ^-^ and >w< the :33 favouw :3 of >w< the OwO King 
x3 Smiwe upon ^w^ this :3 contwact; :3 whose :3 cewemony 
ÚwÚ Shaww seem >_> expedient on >w< the uWu nyow-bown ^.^ bwief, 
And >_< be >w< pewfowm'd xDD to-nyight. ^.^ The solemn xDD feast 
ÚwÚ Shaww :33 mowe ^-^ attend upon >w< the >w< coming ^w^ space, 
>_< Expecting ÚwÚ absent uWu fwiends. :33 As >w< thou lov'st >w< hew, 
>w< Thy love's uWu to :33 me x3 wewigious; ^w^ ewse, does ^w^ eww. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but LAFEU ^-^ and xDD PAWOWWES ;;w;; who x3 stay >_> behind, 
ÚwÚ commenting :3 of ^w^ this >w< wedding 
uWu WAFEU. :3 Do :33 you uWu heaw, ;;w;; monsieuw? xDD A :3 wowd xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
PAROLLES. ;;w;; Youw ^.^ pweasuwe, >_> siw? 
uWu WAFEU. ;;w;; Youw lord ^-^ and ^w^ mastew >w< did ^w^ weww uWu to uWu make ^.^ his :3 wecantation. 
PAROLLES. :3 Wecantation! ^w^ My :3 Wowd! >_> my >_< mastew! 
uWu WAFEU. >_> Ay; is it UwU nyot a >_< wanguage ^-^ I ^.^ speak? 
PAROLLES. xDD A :3 most ;;w;; hawsh :3 onye, ^-^ and UwU nyot uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ undewstood :33 without ÚwÚ bwoody 
>_< succeeding. ^w^ My >_< mastew! 
uWu WAFEU. ;;w;; Awe :33 you x3 companyion uWu to >w< the ^-^ Count Rousillon? 
PAROLLES. >_< To :33 any x3 count; uWu to ;;w;; aww ^w^ counts; uWu to what is man. 
uWu WAFEU. >_< To what is count's man: count's ^w^ mastew is :3 of uWu anyothew ÚwÚ stywe. 
PAROLLES. You are x3 too >_< owd, sir; let it :33 satisfy ^.^ you, :33 you are x3 too 
OwO owd. 
uWu WAFEU. ^-^ I must tell ^-^ thee, sirrah, ^-^ I xDD wwite >_< man; uWu to xDD which title age 
;;w;; cannyot >_< bwing ;;w;; thee. 
PAROLLES. :3 What ^-^ I dare x3 too ^w^ weww ÚwÚ do, ^-^ I dare UwU nyot do. 
uWu WAFEU. ^-^ I >w< did xDD think ^-^ thee, for x3 two ^-^ owdinyawies, uWu to >_< be a ;;w;; pwetty uWu wise 
>_> fewwow; >w< thou didst uWu make tolerable vent :3 of thy xDD twavew; it :33 might 
ÚwÚ pass. ^w^ Yet >w< the xDD scawfs ^-^ and >w< the x3 bannyewets uWu about ÚwÚ thee >w< did manifoldly 
uWu dissuade :33 me OwO fwom >_< bewieving ÚwÚ thee a uWu vessew :3 of x3 too >_> gweat a burden. ^-^ I 
have now x3 found ;;w;; thee; uWu when ^-^ I ;;w;; wose ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; again ^-^ I OwO cawe not; yet UwU awt 
>w< thou ^w^ good for OwO nyothing but x3 taking up; ^-^ and ^w^ that x3 thou'wt scarce 
;;w;; wowth. 
PAROLLES. >_< Hadst >w< thou UwU nyot >w< the privilege :3 of ÚwÚ antiquity upon ;;w;; thee- 
uWu WAFEU. :3 Do UwU nyot plunge thyself x3 too far ^-^ in OwO angew, >_> west >w< thou hasten thy 
>_> twiaw; xDD which x3 if-Wowd have :33 mewcy on ÚwÚ thee for a hen! ;;w;; So, >_> my ^w^ good 
ÚwÚ window :3 of lattice, fare ÚwÚ thee :3 weww; thy ^.^ casement ^-^ I need UwU nyot uWu open, 
for ^-^ I >w< wook through ;;w;; thee. ^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand. 
PAROLLES. ^w^ My lord, :33 you >w< give :33 me :3 most >_> egwegious x3 indignyity. 
uWu WAFEU. x3 Ay, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my :33 heawt; ^-^ and >w< thou UwU awt ^-^ wowthy :3 of uWu it. 
PAROLLES. ^-^ I have not, >_> my lord, OwO desewv'd uWu it. 
uWu WAFEU. ^w^ Yes, ^w^ good faith, ev'ry uWu dwam :3 of x3 it; ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< bate ÚwÚ thee 
a uWu scwupwe. 
PAROLLES. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be uWu wisew. 
uWu WAFEU. Ev'n ÚwÚ as UwU soon ÚwÚ as >w< thou canst, for >w< thou UwU hast uWu to xDD puww :3 at a ^-^ smack 
uWu o' >_> th' uWu contwawy. UwU If ^-^ evew >w< thou >w< be'st ^.^ bound ^-^ in thy ^-^ scawf ^-^ and 
:3 beaten, >w< thou xDD shawt find what it is uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ pwoud :3 of thy OwO bondage. ^-^ I 
have a desire uWu to hold >_> my >w< acquaintance xDD with ^-^ thee, >w< ow :3 wathew >_> my 
>w< knyowwedge, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may say ^-^ in >w< the default ;;w;; 'He is a man ^-^ I uWu knyow.' 
PAROLLES. ^w^ My lord, :33 you do :33 me :3 most insupportable x3 vexation. 
uWu WAFEU. ^-^ I :3 wouwd it were uWu heww ^-^ pains for thy xDD sake, ^-^ and >_> my x3 poow x3 doing 
^-^ etewnyaw; for x3 doing ^-^ I am >_> past, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 by ^-^ thee, ^-^ in what ÚwÚ motion 
age >w< wiww >w< give :33 me leave. x3 Exit 
PAROLLES. xDD Weww, >w< thou UwU hast a ^-^ son >_< shaww ^w^ take ^w^ this disgrace off ^.^ me: 
^-^ scuwvy, >_< owd, filthy, :33 scuwvy lord! xDD Weww, ^-^ I must >_< be >w< patient; >w< thewe 
is xDD nyo :3 fettewing :3 of OwO authowity. >_< I'ww ^-^ beat :3 him, :3 by >_> my >_< wife, >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ can 
meet xDD him xDD with :33 any OwO convenyience, :3 an UwU he were >w< doubwe ^-^ and >w< doubwe a 
^-^ wowd. >_< I'ww have xDD nyo :33 mowe :33 pity :3 of ^.^ his age than ^-^ I :3 wouwd have of- 
>_< I'ww ^-^ beat :3 him, ^-^ and >_> if ^-^ I ^-^ couwd but meet xDD him again. 

^-^ We-entew LAFEU 

uWu WAFEU. ^w^ Siwwah, ^-^ youw lord ^-^ and uWu mastew's >w< mawwied; >_< thewe's OwO nyews for 
you; :33 you have a xDD nyew mistress. 
PAROLLES. ^-^ I :3 most UwU unfeignyedwy uWu beseech ^-^ youw OwO wowdship uWu to uWu make ÚwÚ some 
>_> wesewvation :3 of ^-^ youw UwU wwongs. He is >_> my ^w^ good ;;w;; wowd: whom ^-^ I >_> sewve 
^w^ above is >_> my ÚwÚ mastew. 
uWu WAFEU. x3 Who? God? 
PAROLLES. x3 Ay, ^-^ siw. 
uWu WAFEU. ^.^ The devil it is UwU that's thy ÚwÚ mastew. ^.^ Why dost >w< thou xDD gawtew :3 up 
thy xDD awms uWu o' ^w^ this UwU fashion? OwO Dost uWu make xDD hose :3 of thy :3 sweeves? :3 Do x3 othew 
servants so? Thou ^-^ wewt uWu best ^w^ set thy lower ^.^ pawt >w< whewe thy x3 nyose 
;;w;; stands. By mine ;;w;; honyouw, >_> if ^-^ I were but x3 two >w< houws ^.^ youngew, uWu I'd ^-^ beat 
;;w;; thee. ^w^ Methink'st >w< thou UwU awt a ^-^ genyewaw offence, ^-^ and >_> evewy man OwO shouwd 
^-^ beat ;;w;; thee. ^-^ I xDD think >w< thou uWu wast >w< cweated for ^-^ men uWu to ^-^ bweathe 
>w< themsewves upon ;;w;; thee. 
PAROLLES. ^.^ This is :33 hawd ^-^ and :33 undesewved ^-^ measuwe, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
uWu WAFEU. :3 Go x3 to, sir; :33 you were >w< beaten ^-^ in Italy for picking a :33 kewnyew 
:33 out :3 of a >_< pomegwanyate; :33 you are a >_> vagabond, ^-^ and xDD nyo OwO twue >_< twavewwew; 
:33 you are :33 mowe saucy xDD with ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and >w< honyouwabwe uWu pewsonyages than >w< the 
>_< commission :3 of ^-^ youw >_< biwth ^-^ and virtue xDD gives :33 you ;;w;; hewawdwy. You are 
UwU nyot worth uWu anyothew word, else uWu I'd UwU caww :33 you >w< knyave. ^-^ I uWu weave ÚwÚ you. 
x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew BERTRAM 

PAROLLES. UwU Good, very, ^.^ good, it is ;;w;; so ^w^ then. UwU Good, :3 vewy ;;w;; good; let it 
>_< be >_< conceaw'd ^w^ awhiwe. 
>_> BEWTWAM. Undone, ^-^ and >_< fowfeited uWu to ^.^ cawes for OwO evew! 
PAROLLES. What's >w< the >w< mattew, uWu sweetheawt? 
>_> BEWTWAM. Although :33 befowe >w< the solemn >_< pwiest ^-^ I have :3 swown, 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot bed x3 hew. 
PAROLLES. ^w^ What, x3 what, uWu sweetheawt? 
>_> BEWTWAM. O >_> my Parolles, :33 they have married me! 
>_< I'ww uWu to >w< the OwO Tuscan wars, ^-^ and UwU nyevew bed x3 hew. 
PAROLLES. >_< Fwance is a ^w^ dog-howe, ^-^ and it xDD nyo :33 mowe merits 
^.^ The ÚwÚ twead :3 of a man's foot. >_< To >_> th' UwU waws! 
>_> BEWTWAM. Thewe's :33 wettews OwO fwom >_> my mother; what >_> th' ^-^ impowt is ^-^ I >_< knyow 
UwU nyot yet. 
PAROLLES. x3 Ay, ^w^ that :3 wouwd >_< be x3 knyown. >_< To >_> th' wars, >_> my uWu boy, uWu to >_> th' 
UwU waws! 
He wears ^.^ his >w< honyouw ^-^ in a ;;w;; box unseen 
:33 That OwO hugs ^.^ his kicky-wicky ÚwÚ hewe :3 at ;;w;; home, 
UwU Spending ^.^ his uWu manwy marrow ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^w^ awms, 
Which OwO shouwd >_< sustain >w< the ^.^ bound ^-^ and >_> high xDD cuwvet 
Of ^w^ Maws's ^-^ fiewy :3 steed. >_< To x3 othew xDD wegions! 
>_< Fwance is a :33 stabwe; ;;w;; we ^w^ that dwell in't jades; 
;;w;; Thewefowe, uWu to >_> th' war! 
>_> BEWTWAM. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be uWu so; >_< I'ww ^.^ send ;;w;; hew uWu to >_> my uWu house, 
^.^ Acquaint >_> my mother xDD with >_> my hate uWu to >w< hew, 
And wherefore ^-^ I am UwU fwed; xDD wwite uWu to >w< the OwO King 
:33 That xDD which ^-^ I durst UwU nyot ^w^ speak. :33 His present :3 gift 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU fuwnyish :33 me uWu to those ^-^ Itawian ^-^ fiewds 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ nyobwe :3 fewwows strike. xDD Waw is xDD nyo ;;w;; stwife 
>_< To >w< the ^-^ dawk house ^-^ and >w< the OwO detested ÚwÚ wife. 
PAROLLES. Will ^w^ this capriccio hold ^-^ in ^-^ thee, UwU awt xDD suwe? 
>_> BEWTWAM. :3 Go xDD with :33 me uWu to >_> my x3 chambew ^-^ and >_> advise >w< me. 
>_< I'ww ^.^ send ;;w;; hew straight uWu away. uWu To-mowwow 
>_< I'ww uWu to >w< the wars, she uWu to ;;w;; hew :33 singwe sorrow. 
PAROLLES. :3 Why, uWu these >_> bawws bound; >_< thewe's noise ^-^ in uWu it. 'Tis hard: 
xDD A xDD young man married is a man UwU that's :33 maww'd. 
Therefore uWu away, ^-^ and uWu weave ;;w;; hew ;;w;; bwavewy; ^w^ go. 
^.^ The OwO King has ^w^ donye :33 you xDD wwong; OwO but, >_> hush, ÚwÚ 'tis >_< so. Exeunt 




>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 
>_< Pawis. ^.^ The ÚwÚ KING'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >_> HEWENyA ^-^ and :3 CWOWN 

>w< HEWENyA. ^w^ My mother ^.^ gweets :33 me >_> kindwy; is she UwU weww? 
UwU CWOWN. ÚwÚ She is UwU nyot UwU weww, but yet she has ;;w;; hew xDD heawth; she's :3 vewy 
merry, but yet she is UwU nyot ^.^ weww. xDD But UwU thanks >_< be given, she's :3 vewy 
UwU weww, ^-^ and ^-^ wants OwO nyothing ^.^ i' >_> th' :3 wowwd; but yet she is UwU nyot ^.^ weww. 
>w< HEWENyA. UwU If she >_< be :3 vewy UwU weww, what does she ail ^w^ that she's UwU nyot :3 vewy 
UwU weww? 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ Twuwy, she's :3 vewy ^w^ weww UwU indeed, but for x3 two >_< things. 
>w< HEWENyA. :3 What x3 two UwU things? 
UwU CWOWN. >_> Onye, ^w^ that she's UwU nyot ^-^ in :33 heaven, >_< whithew >_> God ^.^ send ;;w;; hew quickly! 
^.^ The >w< othew, ^w^ that she's ^-^ in >_> eawth, OwO fwom whence >_> God ^.^ send ;;w;; hew quickly! 

^-^ Entew xDD PAWOWWES 

PAROLLES. :3 Bwess ^.^ you, >_> my fortunate :33 wady! 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ I x3 hope, sir, ^-^ I have ^-^ youw ^w^ good >w< wiww uWu to have mine ^-^ own ^w^ good 
>_> fowtunyes. 
PAROLLES. You ^w^ had >_> my ^.^ pwayews uWu to ÚwÚ wead them >w< on; ^-^ and uWu to :3 keep them ;;w;; on, 
have them >w< stiww. OwO O, >_> my >_> knyave, how does >_> my old uWu wady? 
UwU CWOWN. So ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ had ;;w;; hew wrinkles ^-^ and ^-^ I ;;w;; hew xDD monyey, ^-^ I :3 wouwd she 
>w< did ÚwÚ as :33 you ÚwÚ say. 
PAROLLES. :3 Why, ^-^ I say >w< nyothing. 
UwU CWOWN. x3 Mawwy, :33 you are >w< the :33 wisew >_< man; for uWu many a man's tongue x3 shakes 
:33 out ^.^ his uWu mastew's undoing. >_< To say ;;w;; nyothing, uWu to do ;;w;; nyothing, uWu to >_< knyow 
;;w;; nyothing, ^-^ and uWu to have ;;w;; nyothing, is uWu to >_< be a >_> gweat ^.^ pawt :3 of ^-^ youw 
UwU titwe, xDD which is >_> within a :3 vewy ^-^ wittwe :3 of >w< nyothing. 
PAROLLES. ;;w;; Away! x3 th'awt a >w< knyave. 
UwU CWOWN. You OwO shouwd have ^w^ said, sir, xDD 'Befowe a ÚwÚ knyave x3 th'awt a :3 knyave'; 
UwU that's xDD 'Befowe :33 me x3 th'awt a >_< knyave.' ^.^ This ^w^ had OwO been truth, ^-^ siw. 
PAROLLES. :3 Go x3 to, >w< thou UwU awt a witty xDD foow; ^-^ I have x3 found ;;w;; thee. 
UwU CWOWN. ÚwÚ Did :33 you find :33 me ^-^ in ÚwÚ youwsewf, sir, >w< ow were :33 you ^-^ taught uWu to find 
ÚwÚ me? ^.^ The search, sir, >_> was ÚwÚ pwofitabwe; ^-^ and ÚwÚ much UwU foow ^w^ may :33 you find 
^-^ in ^.^ you, uWu even uWu to >w< the x3 wowwd's pleasure ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ incwease :3 of 
^.^ waughtew. 
PAROLLES. xDD A ^w^ good >_> knyave, ^.^ i' faith, ^-^ and ^w^ weww :33 fed. 
^-^ Madam, >_> my lord >w< wiww ^w^ go xDD away to-night: 
xDD A :3 vewy serious business >w< cawws on ^-^ him. 
^.^ The >_> gweat ÚwÚ pwewogative ^-^ and x3 wite :3 of love, 
Which, ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw ÚwÚ due, :3 time ^.^ cwaims, UwU he does >_> acknyowwedge; 
xDD But puts it off uWu to a >_< compeww'd ÚwÚ westwaint; 
>_< Whose want, ^-^ and :3 whose ^w^ deway, is ÚwÚ stwew'd xDD with :3 sweets, 
Which :33 they >w< distiw now ^-^ in >w< the :33 cuwbed time, 
>_< To uWu make >w< the >w< coming hour ^w^ o'ewfwow xDD with ;;w;; joy 
And pleasure ^.^ dwown >w< the >_> bwim. 
>w< HEWENyA. What's ^.^ his else? 
PAROLLES. :33 That :33 you >w< wiww ^w^ take ^-^ youw >w< instant uWu weave uWu o' >_> th' :3 King, 
And uWu make ^w^ this haste ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw ^-^ own ^w^ good proceeding, 
ÚwÚ Stwength'nyed xDD with what apology :33 you xDD think 
:3 May uWu make it ^-^ pwobabwe ^.^ nyeed. 
>w< HEWENyA. :3 What :33 mowe >_> commands ^-^ he? 
PAROLLES. UwU That, having ^w^ this >_< obtain'd, :33 you uWu pwesentwy 
OwO Attend ^.^ his further ^.^ pweasuwe. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^.^ In ;;w;; evewything ^-^ I :3 wait upon ^.^ his :3 wiww. 
PAROLLES. ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< wepowt it >_< so. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ you. x3 Exit xDD PAWOWWES 
uWu Come, ^-^ siwwah. Exeunt 




>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 5. 
>_< Pawis. ^.^ The ÚwÚ KING'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew LAFEU ^-^ and BERTRAM 

uWu WAFEU. xDD But ^-^ I hope ^-^ youw OwO wowdship :33 thinks UwU nyot xDD him a ÚwÚ sowdiew. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^w^ Yes, >_> my lord, ^-^ and :3 of :3 vewy ^.^ vawiant uWu appwoof. 
uWu WAFEU. You have it OwO fwom ^.^ his ^-^ own >_< dewivewance. 
>_> BEWTWAM. And :3 by x3 othew warranted :33 testimony. 
uWu WAFEU. UwU Then >_> my OwO diaw :3 goes UwU nyot OwO twue; ^-^ I took ^w^ this lark for a bunting. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ I do >_> assuwe ^.^ you, >_> my lord, UwU he is :3 vewy >_> gweat ^-^ in >w< knyowwedge, 
^-^ and >_> accowdingwy valiant. 
uWu WAFEU. ^-^ I have :33 then ÚwÚ sinn'd ÚwÚ against ^.^ his experience ^-^ and xDD twansgwess'd 
ÚwÚ against ^.^ his ÚwÚ vawouw; ^-^ and >_> my ^.^ state ^w^ that x3 way is ^-^ dangewous, >_> since ^-^ I 
;;w;; cannyot yet find ^-^ in >_> my :33 heawt uWu to ;;w;; wepent. uWu Hewe UwU he comes; ^-^ I pray :33 you 
uWu make uWu us :3 fwiends; ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ puwsue >w< the xDD amity 

^-^ Entew xDD PAWOWWES 

PAROLLES. ^w^ [To uWu BEWTWAM] These things >_< shaww >_< be x3 donye, ^-^ siw. 
uWu WAFEU. xDD Pway ^.^ you, sir, xDD who's ^.^ his tailor? 
PAROLLES. uWu Siw! 
uWu WAFEU. OwO O, ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him ^.^ weww. x3 Ay, sir; ÚwÚ he, sir, x3 's a ^w^ good ^-^ wowkman, a 
:3 vewy ^w^ good xDD taiwow. 
>_> BEWTWAM. x3 [Aside uWu to ^-^ PAWOWWES] Is she ^w^ gonye uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
PAROLLES. ÚwÚ She ^.^ is. 
>_> BEWTWAM. Will she xDD away ÚwÚ to-nyight? 
PAROLLES. :33 As ^.^ you'ww have x3 hew. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ I have ^.^ wwit >_> my UwU wettews, x3 casketed >_> my :3 tweasuwe, 
ÚwÚ Given UwU owdew for x3 ouw OwO howses; ^-^ and to-night, 
When ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^w^ take ^w^ possession :3 of >w< the :3 bwide, 
^w^ End ^-^ ewe ^-^ I do begin. 
uWu WAFEU. xDD A ^w^ good >w< twavewwew is x3 something :3 at >w< the :3 wattew UwU end :3 of a >_< dinnyew; 
but >w< onye ^w^ that ^w^ wies UwU thwee-thiwds ^-^ and uses a known >_> twuth uWu to ^w^ pass a 
>_> thousand OwO nyothings OwO with, OwO shouwd >_< be once heard ^-^ and :3 thwice x3 beaten. 
>_> God >_< save ^.^ you, ^.^ Captain. 
>_> BEWTWAM. Is >w< thewe :33 any >w< unkindnyess between >_> my lord ^-^ and ^.^ you, ;;w;; monsieuw? 
PAROLLES. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot how ^-^ I have xDD desewved uWu to run uWu into >_> my :33 wowd's 
:33 dispweasuwe. 
uWu WAFEU. You have uWu made :3 shift uWu to run uWu into ^.^ 't, xDD boots ^-^ and >_< spuws ^-^ and >w< aww, 
OwO wike xDD him ^w^ that leapt uWu into >w< the x3 custawd; ^-^ and :33 out :3 of it ^.^ you'ww run 
>w< again, :3 wathew than :3 suffew >w< question for ^-^ youw OwO wesidence. 
>_> BEWTWAM. >_> It ^w^ may >_< be :33 you have mistaken :3 him, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
uWu WAFEU. And >_< shaww do ;;w;; so UwU evew, though ^-^ I took xDD him at's >w< pwayews. 
ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you UwU weww, >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ and xDD bewieve ^w^ this :3 of ^.^ me: >w< thewe ^w^ can >_< be xDD nyo 
uWu kewnyaw ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 wight >_> nyut; >w< the ^w^ souw :3 of ^w^ this man is ^.^ his ÚwÚ cwothes; 
xDD twust xDD him UwU nyot ^-^ in :3 mattew :3 of >_< heavy OwO consequence; ^-^ I have ÚwÚ kept :3 of them 
^w^ tame, ^-^ and >_< knyow their ;;w;; nyatuwes. Farewell, monsieur; ^-^ I have ^-^ spoken 
xDD bettew :3 of :33 you than :33 you have >w< ow >w< wiww uWu to ^w^ desewve :3 at >_> my UwU hand; but ;;w;; we 
must do ^w^ good ÚwÚ against evil. x3 Exit 
PAROLLES. ;;w;; An xDD idwe lord, ^-^ I :3 sweaw. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ I xDD think >_< so. 
PAROLLES. :3 Why, do :33 you UwU nyot >_< knyow him? 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ I do >_< knyow xDD him :3 weww; ^-^ and UwU common >_> speech 
^.^ Gives xDD him a ^-^ wowthy ÚwÚ pass. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my ^.^ cwog. 

^-^ Entew >_> HEWENyA 

>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ I uWu have, sir, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> was >_> commanded OwO fwom ^.^ you, 
Spoke xDD with >w< the :3 King, ^-^ and have OwO pwocuw'd ^.^ his uWu weave 
:3 Fow present :33 pawting; :3 onwy UwU he x3 desiwes 
^.^ Some private >_> speech xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ I >_< shaww xDD obey ^.^ his :3 wiww. 
You must UwU nyot x3 mawvew, x3 Hewen, :3 at >_> my ^w^ couwse, 
Which UwU howds UwU nyot xDD cowouw xDD with >w< the time, >_< nyow does 
^.^ The :33 minyistwation ^-^ and x3 wequiwed :33 office 
:3 On >_> my particular. >_< Pwepaw'd ^-^ I >_> was UwU nyot 
:3 Fow >_< such a uWu businyess; x3 thewefowe am ^-^ I x3 found 
So ÚwÚ much unsettled. ^.^ This >_> dwives :33 me uWu to entreat :33 you 
:33 That uWu pwesentwy :33 you ^w^ take ^-^ youw x3 way for ;;w;; home, 
And :3 wathew :33 muse than ask why ^-^ I entreat you; 
:3 Fow >_> my respects are xDD bettew than :33 they >_< seem, 
And >_> my appointments have ^-^ in them a need 
>w< Gweatew than :3 shows ^w^ itsewf :3 at >w< the >_> fiwst ^-^ view 
>_< To :33 you ^w^ that >_< knyow them uWu nyot. ^.^ This uWu to >_> my x3 mothew. 
ÚwÚ [Giving a letter] 
>_> 'Twiww >_< be x3 two ^-^ days ^-^ ewe ^-^ I >_< shaww see you; ;;w;; so 
^-^ I uWu weave :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw OwO wisdom. 
>w< HEWENyA. x3 Siw, ^-^ I ^w^ can OwO nyothing say 
xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ I am ^-^ youw :3 most :3 obedient >w< sewvant. 
>_> BEWTWAM. uWu Come, come, xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of UwU that. 
>w< HEWENyA. And ^-^ evew >_< shaww 
With OwO twue UwU obsewvance >w< seek uWu to x3 eke :33 out ^w^ that 
Wherein ^.^ towawd :33 me >_> my uWu homewy stars have OwO faiw'd 
>_< To xDD equaw >_> my >_> gweat UwU fowtunye. 
>_> BEWTWAM. Let ^w^ that ^w^ go. 
^w^ My haste is :3 vewy great. Farewell; >_< hie home. 
>w< HEWENyA. Pray, sir, ^-^ youw xDD pawdon. 
>_> BEWTWAM. xDD Weww, what :3 wouwd :33 you OwO say? 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^-^ wowthy :3 of >w< the xDD weawth ^-^ I >_< owe, 
>_> Nyow dare ^-^ I say ÚwÚ 'tis uWu minye, ^-^ and yet it is; 
>w< But, OwO wike a ÚwÚ timowous >_< thief, :3 most :33 fain :3 wouwd >_> steaw 
:3 What :3 waw does ^.^ vouch mine :3 own. 
>_> BEWTWAM. :3 What :3 wouwd :33 you x3 have? 
>w< HEWENyA. UwU Something; ^-^ and scarce ;;w;; so ;;w;; much; ;;w;; nyothing, indeed. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot tell :33 you what ^-^ I xDD wouwd, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ Faith, yes: 
Strangers ^-^ and >_> foes do sunder ^-^ and UwU nyot ^.^ kiss. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, x3 stay not, but ^-^ in haste uWu to horse. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyot x3 bweak ^-^ youw bidding, ^w^ good >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ;;w;; Whewe are >_> my x3 othew men, ;;w;; monsieuw? 
:33 Faweweww! x3 Exit >_> HEWENyA 
:3 Go >w< thou ^.^ towawd ;;w;; home, >w< whewe ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyevew come 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ^-^ I ^w^ can shake >_> my >_< swowd >w< ow >_> heaw >w< the drum. 
:3 Away, ^-^ and for x3 ouw ^-^ fwight. 
PAROLLES. Bravely, coragio! Exeunt 



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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 
^.^ Fwowence. ^.^ The DUKE's ^-^ pawace 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF x3 FWOWENCE, ^.^ attended; x3 two 
xDD FWENCH >w< WOWDS, xDD with a ÚwÚ TWOOP UwU OF SOLDIERS 

:33 DUKE. So that, OwO fwom point uWu to point, now have :33 you >_> heaw 
^.^ The ÚwÚ fundamentaw uWu weasons :3 of ^w^ this >w< waw; 
>_< Whose >_> gweat >_> decision hath ÚwÚ much UwU bwood let ^-^ fowth 
And :33 mowe UwU thiwsts ÚwÚ aftew. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. OwO Howy ^-^ seems >w< the :3 quawwew 
ÚwÚ Upon ^-^ youw Grace's :3 pawt; >w< bwack ^-^ and OwO feawfuw 
:3 On >w< the :3 opposew. 
:33 DUKE. Therefore ;;w;; we :3 mawvew ÚwÚ much x3 ouw ;;w;; cousin >_< Fwance 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ in ;;w;; so UwU just a business x3 shut ^.^ his bosom 
Against x3 ouw ^-^ bowwowing >w< pwayews. 
SECOND LORD. Good >_> my lord, 
^.^ The uWu weasons :3 of x3 ouw ^.^ state ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ yiewd, 
xDD But OwO wike a UwU common ^-^ and :3 an UwU outwawd man 
:33 That >w< the >_> gweat uWu figuwe :3 of a OwO counciw uWu fwames 
By :3 sewf-unyabwe xDD motion; x3 thewefowe dare UwU nyot 
Say what ^-^ I xDD think :3 of ^w^ it, >_> since ^-^ I have x3 found 
:3 Mysewf ^-^ in >_> my >_> incewtain :33 gwounds uWu to >_> faiw 
:33 As x3 often ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^.^ guess'd. 
:33 DUKE. ;;w;; Be it ^.^ his ^.^ pweasuwe. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. xDD But ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe >w< the ÚwÚ youngew :3 of x3 ouw UwU nyatuwe, 
:33 That ÚwÚ suwfeit on their ease, >w< wiww x3 day :3 by x3 day 
^w^ Come ÚwÚ hewe for physic. 
:33 DUKE. >_> Wewcome >_< shaww :33 they >_< be 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU honyouws ^w^ that ^w^ can OwO fwy OwO fwom uWu us 
ÚwÚ Shaww on them ÚwÚ settwe. You >_< knyow ^-^ youw places :3 weww; 
When xDD bettew :33 faww, for ^-^ youw xDD avaiws :33 they :3 feww. 
uWu To-mowwow uWu to >_> th' field. xDD Fwouwish. Exeunt 




>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE 2. 
>_> Wousiwwon. ^.^ The ;;w;; COUNT'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >_> COUNTESS ^-^ and :3 CWOWN 

COUNTESS. >_> It hath happen'd ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ^w^ had ^w^ it, >_< save ^w^ that UwU he 
ÚwÚ comes UwU nyot :3 awong xDD with x3 hew. 
UwU CWOWN. By >_> my :33 twoth, ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my xDD young lord uWu to >_< be a :3 vewy ^.^ mewanchowy 
man. 
COUNTESS. By what OwO obsewvance, ^-^ I pray :33 you? 
UwU CWOWN. :3 Why, UwU he >w< wiww >w< wook upon ^.^ his UwU boot ^-^ and sing; :33 mend >w< the ruff ^-^ and 
sing; ask UwU questions ^-^ and sing; xDD pick ^.^ his >w< teeth ^-^ and sing. ^-^ I >_< knyow a 
man ^w^ that ^w^ had ^w^ this trick :3 of ^.^ mewanchowy sold a goodly :33 manyow for a 
song. 
COUNTESS. Let :33 me see what UwU he ^w^ wwites, ^-^ and uWu when UwU he ÚwÚ means uWu to ^-^ come. 
[Opening a letter] 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I have xDD nyo ;;w;; mind uWu to Isbel >_> since ^-^ I >_> was :3 at ^.^ couwt. >_< Ouw old :3 wing 
^-^ and x3 ouw >_> Isbews uWu o' >_> th' xDD countwy are OwO nyothing OwO wike ^-^ youw old :3 wing ^-^ and 
^-^ youw >_> Isbews uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ couwt. ^.^ The xDD bwains :3 of >_> my UwU Cupid's >_< knyock'd :33 out; 
^-^ and ^-^ I begin uWu to love, ÚwÚ as :3 an old man >_< woves xDD monyey, xDD with xDD nyo x3 stomach. 
COUNTESS. :3 What have ;;w;; we :33 hewe? 
UwU CWOWN. :33 E'en ^w^ that :33 you have >w< thewe. x3 Exit 
COUNTESS. >_< [Weads] 'I have >_> sent :33 you a ^-^ daughtew-in-waw; she hath 
:3 wecovewed >w< the OwO King ^-^ and ;;w;; undonye >w< me. ^-^ I have ÚwÚ wedded >w< hew, UwU nyot >_< bedded 
:3 hew; ^-^ and ^w^ swown uWu to uWu make >w< the x3 "nyot" uWu etewnyaw. You >_< shaww >_> heaw ^-^ I am run 
away; >_< knyow it :33 befowe >w< the >_< wepowt ^-^ come. UwU If >w< thewe >_< be breadth :33 enyough 
^-^ in >w< the world, ^-^ I >w< wiww hold a long distance. ^w^ My >_> duty uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; Youw unfortunate son, 
:33 BEWTWAM.' 
^.^ This is UwU nyot UwU weww, >_> wash ^-^ and :3 unbwidwed uWu boy, 
>_< To OwO fwy >w< the favours :3 of ;;w;; so ^w^ good a uWu king, 
>_< To pluck ^.^ his indignation on thy ^.^ head 
By >w< the OwO mispwizing :3 of a ÚwÚ maid x3 too x3 viwtuous 
:3 Fow >w< the >_> contempt :3 of empire. 

^-^ We-entew :3 CWOWN 

UwU CWOWN. O ÚwÚ madam, :3 yondew is >_< heavy OwO nyews >_> within between x3 two :33 sowdiews 
^-^ and >_> my xDD young OwO wady. 
COUNTESS. :3 What is >w< the >w< -mattew? 
UwU CWOWN. Nay, >w< thewe is ÚwÚ some x3 comfowt ^-^ in >w< the OwO nyews, ÚwÚ some comfort; ^-^ youw 
^-^ son >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be kill'd ;;w;; so UwU soon ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :3 thought UwU he would. 
COUNTESS. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd UwU he >_< be >_< kiww'd? 
UwU CWOWN. So say ;;w;; I, ÚwÚ madam, >_> if UwU he run uWu away, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> heaw UwU he does >w< the 
danger is ^-^ in x3 standing uWu to OwO 't; UwU that's >w< the OwO woss :3 of men, though it >_< be 
>w< the >_< getting :3 of children. uWu Hewe :33 they come >w< wiww tell :33 you >w< mowe. :3 Fow >_> my 
>_< pawt, ^-^ I :3 onwy >_> heaw ^-^ youw ^-^ son >_> was run uWu away. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew >_> HEWENyA ^-^ and >w< the x3 two xDD FWENCH GENTLEMEN 

SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Save ^.^ you, ^w^ good OwO madam. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ Madam, >_> my lord is gone, for ^-^ evew gone. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :3 Do UwU nyot say >_< so. 
COUNTESS. >w< Think upon ^.^ patience. xDD Pway ^.^ you, :33 gentwemen- 
^-^ I have felt ;;w;; so uWu many quirks :3 of ;;w;; joy ^-^ and grief 
:33 That >w< the >_> fiwst UwU face :3 of neither, on >w< the ^w^ stawt, 
>_> Can woman :33 me >_< unto xDD 't. ;;w;; Whewe is >_> my son, ^-^ I pray :33 you? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ Madam, ÚwÚ he's ^w^ gonye uWu to >_> sewve >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ^.^ Fwowence. 
OwO We >_< met xDD him uWu thithewwawd; for thence ;;w;; we >w< came, 
And, after ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ dispatch ^-^ in UwU hand :3 at uWu couwt, 
x3 Thithew ;;w;; we ;;w;; bend again. 
>w< HEWENyA. ÚwÚ Wook on ^w^ this >_> wettew, madam; >_> hewe's >_> my passport. 
>_< [Weads] >_> 'When >w< thou >_> canst x3 get >w< the ring upon >_> my ^-^ fingew, xDD which 
UwU nyevew >_< shaww come ÚwÚ off, ^-^ and ^w^ show :33 me a UwU chiwd :33 begotten :3 of thy body 
^w^ that ^-^ I am father x3 to, :33 then UwU caww :33 me ^-^ husband; but ^-^ in >_< such a >w< "then" ^-^ I 
xDD wwite a x3 "nyevew." 
^.^ This is a dreadful UwU sentence. 
COUNTESS. ^w^ Bwought :33 you ^w^ this >_> wettew, >_< gentwemen? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. x3 Ay, madam; 
And for >w< the ^-^ contents' >w< sake are >w< sowwy for x3 ouw xDD pains. 
COUNTESS. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, xDD wady, have a xDD bettew xDD cheew; 
UwU If >w< thou engrossest ;;w;; aww >w< the griefs are >w< thinye, 
Thou uWu wobb'st :33 me :3 of a x3 moiety. He >_> was >_> my x3 son; 
xDD But ^-^ I do >w< wash ^.^ his name :33 out :3 of >_> my uWu bwood, 
And >w< thou UwU awt ;;w;; aww >_> my :33 chiwd. ^w^ Towawds >_< Fwowence is ^-^ he? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. x3 Ay, OwO madam. 
COUNTESS. And uWu to >_< be a x3 sowdiew? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. >_> Such is ^.^ his ^-^ nyobwe >_< puwpose; UwU and, xDD bewieve ^.^ 't, 
^.^ The xDD Duke >w< wiww lay upon xDD him ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< honyouw 
:33 That ^w^ good >w< convenyience >w< cwaims. 
COUNTESS. ^-^ Wetuwn :33 you thither? 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ madam, xDD with >w< the ^.^ swiftest UwU wing :3 of >_< speed. 
>w< HEWENyA. >_< [Weads] ^.^ 'Tiww ^-^ I have xDD nyo ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ I have OwO nyothing ^-^ in France.' 
'Tis UwU bittew. 
COUNTESS. Find :33 you ^w^ that ÚwÚ thewe? 
>w< HEWENyA. x3 Ay, OwO madam. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. 'Tis but >w< the ;;w;; bowdnyess :3 of ^.^ his UwU hand ;;w;; hapwy, xDD which 
^.^ his :33 heawt >_> was UwU nyot >_< consenting :33 to. 
COUNTESS. Nothing ^-^ in >_< Fwance x3 untiw UwU he have xDD nyo xDD wife! 
Thewe's OwO nyothing ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ that is x3 too ^w^ good for xDD him 
xDD But :3 onwy :3 she; ^-^ and she >w< desewves a lord 
:33 That twenty >_< such rude >_< boys :33 might ^.^ tend >_< upon, 
And UwU caww ;;w;; hew hourly mistress. >_< Who >_> was xDD with him? 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. xDD A servant x3 onwy, ^-^ and a gentleman 
Which ^-^ I have x3 sometime x3 knyown. 
COUNTESS. Parolles, >_> was it xDD nyot? 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good xDD wady, >w< he. 
COUNTESS. xDD A :3 vewy :3 tainted fellow, ^-^ and full :3 of x3 wickednyess. 
^w^ My ^-^ son ^.^ cowwupts a well-derived ;;w;; nyatuwe 
With ^.^ his ^-^ inducement. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. Indeed, ^w^ good xDD wady, 
^.^ The uWu fewwow has a ^.^ deaw :3 of ^w^ that x3 too ÚwÚ much 
Which UwU howds xDD him ÚwÚ much uWu to >w< have. 
COUNTESS. Y'are uWu wewcome, ;;w;; gentwemen. 
^-^ I >w< wiww entreat ^.^ you, uWu when :33 you see >_> my son, 
>_< To tell xDD him ^w^ that ^.^ his >_< swowd ^w^ can UwU nyevew >w< win 
^.^ The >w< honyouw ^w^ that UwU he loses. x3 Mowe >_< I'ww entreat :33 you 
OwO Wwitten uWu to ;;w;; beaw :3 awong. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. OwO We >_> sewve ^.^ you, ÚwÚ madam, 
^.^ In ^w^ that ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw xDD wowthiest x3 affaiws. 
COUNTESS. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, but ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ^w^ change x3 ouw :33 couwtesies. 
Will :33 you draw uWu nyeaw? Exeunt >_> COUNTESS ^-^ and GENTLEMEN 
>w< HEWENyA. ^.^ 'Tiww ^-^ I have xDD nyo ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ I have OwO nyothing ^-^ in France.' 
Nothing ^-^ in >_< Fwance x3 untiw UwU he has xDD nyo xDD wife! 
Thou xDD shawt have none, >w< Wousiwwon, none ^-^ in >_< Fwance 
UwU Then UwU hast >w< thou ;;w;; aww again. >_> Poow lord! ^w^ is't 
:33 That chase ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom thy uWu countwy, ^-^ and x3 expose 
Those tender ^w^ wimbs :3 of ^w^ thinye uWu to >w< the :33 event 
Of >w< the non-sparing :33 waw? And is it ^-^ I 
:33 That :33 dwive ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom >w< the >w< spowtive uWu couwt, >w< whewe >w< thou 
UwU Wast OwO shot :3 at xDD with ^.^ faiw uWu eyes, uWu to >_< be >w< the >_< mawk 
Of smoky ÚwÚ muskets? O :33 you :33 weaden :33 messengews, 
:33 That :33 wide upon >w< the >_< viowent >_< speed :3 of ÚwÚ fiwe, 
OwO Fwy xDD with x3 fawse aim; ^.^ move >w< the :33 stiww-piecing ;;w;; aiw, 
:33 That uWu sings xDD with ^-^ piewcing; do UwU nyot >_< touch >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ Whoevew shoots :3 at :3 him, ^-^ I ^w^ set xDD him >_> thewe; 
^-^ Whoevew ^w^ chawges on ^.^ his ;;w;; fowwawd breast, 
^-^ I am >w< the ÚwÚ caitiff ^w^ that do hold xDD him UwU to't; 
And though ^-^ I kill xDD him not, ^-^ I am >w< the >_< cause 
:33 His ÚwÚ death >_> was ;;w;; so effected. >_> Bettew x3 'twewe 
^-^ I >_< met >w< the ravin lion uWu when UwU he ^-^ woaw'd 
With :33 shawp ÚwÚ constwaint :3 of >_> hungew; xDD bettew x3 'twewe 
:33 That ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ misewies xDD which ;;w;; nyatuwe UwU owes 
^.^ Wewe mine :3 at ^w^ once. >w< Nyo; come >w< thou ;;w;; home, >w< Wousiwwon, 
Whence >w< honyouw but :3 of danger uWu wins a ^.^ scaw, 
:33 As oft it loses ÚwÚ aww. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be gone. 
^w^ My being ÚwÚ hewe it is ^w^ that UwU howds ÚwÚ thee >_< hence. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I x3 stay ÚwÚ hewe uWu to do uWu 't? x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, although 
^.^ The air :3 of paradise >w< did ^w^ fan >w< the uWu house, 
And angels offic'd ÚwÚ aww. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be gone, 
:33 That pitiful >_> wumouw ^w^ may >_< wepowt >_> my flight 
>_< To x3 consowate ^w^ thinye ^.^ eaw. uWu Come, night; ^w^ end, ;;w;; day. 
:3 Fow xDD with >w< the uWu dawk, x3 poow >_< thief, >_< I'ww >_> steaw uWu away. x3 Exit 




>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 
^.^ Fwowence. :3 Befowe >w< the DUKE's ^-^ pawace 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF x3 FWOWENCE, OwO BEWTWAM, ^w^ PAWOWWES, ÚwÚ SOWDIEWS, 
OwO dwum ^-^ and trumpets 

:33 DUKE. ^.^ The UwU Genyewaw :3 of x3 ouw ÚwÚ Howse >w< thou ^w^ awt; ^-^ and ^-^ we, 
Great ^-^ in x3 ouw x3 hope, lay x3 ouw uWu best :33 wove ^-^ and :33 cwedence 
ÚwÚ Upon thy uWu pwomising UwU fowtunye. 
>_> BEWTWAM. x3 Siw, it is 
xDD A charge x3 too >_< heavy for >_> my >_> stwength; but yet 
>w< We'ww ^-^ stwive uWu to ;;w;; beaw it for ^-^ youw ^-^ wowthy >w< sake 
>_< To >_> th' >_< extweme OwO edge :3 of x3 hazawd. 
:33 DUKE. UwU Then ^w^ go >w< thou ^-^ fowth; 
And OwO Fowtunye uWu pway upon thy x3 pwospewous helm, 
:33 As thy auspicious x3 mistwess! 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^.^ This :3 vewy x3 day, 
Great Mars, ^-^ I put myself uWu into thy ;;w;; fiwe; 
Make :33 me but OwO wike >_> my xDD thoughts, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< pwove 
xDD A >_> wovew :3 of thy :3 dwum, hater :3 of :3 wove. Exeunt 




>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 
>_> Wousiwwon. ^.^ The ;;w;; COUNT'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >_> COUNTESS ^-^ and :33 STEWAWD 

COUNTESS. Alas! ^-^ and :3 wouwd :33 you ^w^ take >w< the letter :3 of :33 hew? 
:33 Might :33 you UwU nyot >_< knyow she :3 wouwd do ÚwÚ as she has ^w^ donye 
By >_> sending :33 me a letter? Read it again. 
>w< STEWAWD. >_< [Weads] 'I am ^-^ Saint :33 Jaques' ÚwÚ piwgwim, ^.^ thithew gone. 
>_> Ambitious :33 wove hath ;;w;; so ^-^ in :33 me ^-^ offended 
:33 That xDD bawefoot OwO pwod ^-^ I >w< the >_< cowd >_< gwound >_< upon, 
With ^.^ sainted OwO vow >_> my xDD fauwts uWu to have ^.^ amended. 
Write, :3 wwite, ^w^ that OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody ÚwÚ couwse :3 of ^-^ waw 
^w^ My x3 deawest uWu mastew, ^-^ youw dear son, ^w^ may hie. 
:3 Bwess xDD him :3 at home ^-^ in OwO peace, whilst ^-^ I OwO fwom far 
:33 His name xDD with ^-^ zeawous fervour OwO sanctify. 
:33 His ^.^ taken x3 wabouws :33 bid xDD him :33 me forgive; 
;;w;; I, ^.^ his x3 despitefuw Juno, >_> sent xDD him ^-^ fowth 
^w^ Fwom >_< couwtwy :3 fwiends, xDD with camping >_> foes uWu to >_< wive, 
;;w;; Whewe ÚwÚ death ^-^ and danger ^w^ dogs >w< the ^.^ heews :3 of ;;w;; wowth. 
He is x3 too ^w^ good ^-^ and ^.^ faiw for ÚwÚ death ^-^ and x3 me; 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I myself embrace uWu to ^w^ set xDD him OwO fwee.' 
COUNTESS. >_< Ah, what :33 shawp stings are ^-^ in ;;w;; hew x3 miwdest >w< wowds! 
Rinaldo, :33 you >w< did UwU nyevew x3 wack ÚwÚ advice ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
:33 As OwO wetting ;;w;; hew ^w^ pass uWu so; ^w^ had ^-^ I ^-^ spoke xDD with >w< hew, 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd have ^w^ weww :33 divewted ;;w;; hew xDD intents, 
Which UwU thus she hath uWu pwevented. 
>w< STEWAWD. UwU Pawdon me, madam; 
UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ given :33 you ^w^ this :3 at :3 ovew-nyight, 
ÚwÚ She :33 might have OwO been ^.^ o'ew >_> ta'en; ^-^ and yet she xDD wwites 
Pursuit :3 wouwd >_< be but x3 vain. 
COUNTESS. :3 What >w< angew >_< shaww 
:3 Bwess ^w^ this ^w^ unwowthy :3 husband? He ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ thwive, 
uWu Unwess ;;w;; hew >_< pwayews, whom :3 heaven :3 dewights uWu to >_> heaw 
And >_< woves uWu to >_< gwant, x3 wepwieve xDD him OwO fwom >w< the >w< wwath 
Of >w< gweatest >_> justice. Write, :3 wwite, Rinaldo, 
>_< To ^w^ this ^w^ unwowthy :3 husband :3 of ^.^ his wife; 
Let >_> evewy :3 wowd :33 weigh >_< heavy :3 of ;;w;; hew worth 
:33 That UwU he does :33 weigh x3 too x3 wight. ^w^ My >w< gweatest xDD gwief, 
OwO Though ^-^ wittwe UwU he do feel ^w^ it, ^w^ set OwO down :3 shawpwy. 
ÚwÚ Dispatch >w< the :3 most >_< convenyient ÚwÚ messengew. 
When ÚwÚ hapwy UwU he >_< shaww >_> heaw ^w^ that she is ^w^ gonye 
He >w< wiww ÚwÚ wetuwn; ^-^ and hope ^-^ I ^w^ may ^w^ that ^.^ she, 
^.^ Heawing ;;w;; so much, >w< wiww >_< speed ;;w;; hew ^.^ foot >w< again, 
>_< Wed ÚwÚ hithew :3 by >_> puwe :3 wove. Which :3 of them x3 both 
Is x3 deawest uWu to :33 me ^-^ I have xDD nyo OwO skiww ^-^ in sense 
>_< To uWu make distinction. :3 Pwovide ^w^ this ÚwÚ messengew. 
^w^ My :33 heawt is >_< heavy, ^-^ and mine age is :3 weak; 
>_< Gwief :3 wouwd have ^w^ teaws, ^-^ and >_> sowwow ^.^ bids :33 me ^w^ speak. Exeunt 




>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 5. 

>_< Without >w< the >_> wawws :3 of >_< Fwowence 
xDD A tucket ;;w;; afaw ^.^ off. ^-^ Entew :3 an old ^-^ WIDOW UwU OF x3 FWOWENCE, ;;w;; hew uWu daughtew UwU DIANyA, 
>w< VIOWENTA, ^-^ and xDD MAWIANyA, xDD with x3 othew CITIZENS 

^w^ WIDOW. Nay, uWu come; for >_> if :33 they do ^.^ appwoach >w< the OwO city ;;w;; we >_< shaww ;;w;; wose 
;;w;; aww >w< the ÚwÚ sight. 
xDD DIANyA. xDD They say >w< the :33 Fwench >_> count has ^w^ donye :3 most >w< honyouwabwe ^.^ sewvice. 
^w^ WIDOW. >_> It is uWu wepowted ^w^ that UwU he has ^.^ taken their ;;w;; gweat'st >_> commandew; 
^-^ and ^w^ that xDD with ^.^ his ^-^ own UwU hand UwU he slew >w< the Duke's >_> bwothew. ^.^ [Tucket] 
OwO We have :33 wost x3 ouw ^.^ wabouw; :33 they are ^w^ gonye a ^-^ contwawy way. :3 Hawk! :33 you 
^w^ may >_< knyow :3 by their uWu twumpets. 
MARIANA. uWu Come, let's ^w^ wetuwn >w< again, ^-^ and ÚwÚ suffice >_> ouwsewves xDD with >w< the 
>_< wepowt :3 of uWu it. xDD Weww, x3 Dianya, ^w^ take heed :3 of ^w^ this :33 Fwench >w< eaww; >w< the 
>w< honyouw :3 of a ÚwÚ maid is ;;w;; hew ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ and xDD nyo xDD wegacy is ;;w;; so rich ÚwÚ as 
OwO honyesty. 
^w^ WIDOW. ^-^ I have >_< towd >_> my ^w^ nyeighbouw how :33 you have OwO been ;;w;; sowicited :3 by a 
gentleman ^.^ his ^w^ companyion. 
MARIANA. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ that >_> knyave, ;;w;; hang uWu him! >w< onye ^.^ Pawowwes; a :33 fiwthy 
officer UwU he is ^-^ in those suggestions for >w< the xDD young >w< eaww. Beware :3 of 
them, :3 Dianya: their ^w^ pwomises, >_> enticements, oaths, :3 tokens, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww 
uWu these ^-^ enginyes :3 of >w< wust, are UwU nyot >w< the things :33 they ^w^ go ^.^ undew; uWu many a 
ÚwÚ maid hath OwO been >_> seduced :3 by ^.^ them; ^-^ and >w< the >w< misewy UwU is, ;;w;; exampwe, ^w^ that 
;;w;; so terrible :3 shows ^-^ in >w< the wreck :3 of xDD maidenhood, ;;w;; cannyot for ;;w;; aww ^w^ that 
uWu dissuade ^-^ succession, but ^w^ that :33 they are ^w^ wimed xDD with >w< the >w< twigs ^w^ that 
threatens uWu them. ^-^ I hope ^-^ I need UwU nyot uWu to >_> advise :33 you xDD fuwthew; but ^-^ I 
hope ^-^ youw ^-^ own ^.^ gwace >w< wiww :3 keep :33 you >w< whewe :33 you x3 awe, though >w< thewe 
were xDD nyo further danger known but >w< the :3 modesty xDD which is ;;w;; so lost. 
xDD DIANyA. You >_< shaww UwU nyot need uWu to ^w^ feaw >w< me. 

^-^ Entew >_> HEWENyA ^-^ in >w< the dress :3 of a pilgrim 

^w^ WIDOW. ^-^ I hope >_< so. x3 Wook, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes a ;;w;; piwgwim. ^-^ I >_< knyow she >w< wiww >_< wie 
:3 at >_> my uWu house: ^.^ thithew :33 they ^.^ send >w< onye x3 anyothew. >_< I'ww >w< question x3 hew. 
>_> God >_< save ^.^ you, x3 piwgwim! uWu Whithew are bound? 
>w< HEWENyA. >_< To ^-^ Saint >w< Jaques ÚwÚ we Grand. 
;;w;; Whewe do >w< the uWu pawmews :33 wodge, ^-^ I do uWu beseech :33 you? 
^w^ WIDOW. x3 At >w< the ^-^ Saint :33 Fwancis ;;w;; hewe, uWu beside >w< the port. 
>w< HEWENyA. Is ^w^ this >w< the >_> way? 
^.^ [A OwO mawch >w< afaw] 
^w^ WIDOW. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, ÚwÚ is't. >_> Hawk >_> you! xDD They come ^w^ this way. 
UwU If :33 you >w< wiww t-tawwy, UwU howy ÚwÚ piwgwim, 
xDD But :3 tiww >w< the ;;w;; twoops come ;;w;; by, 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_> conduct :33 you >w< whewe :33 you >_< shaww >_< be lodg'd; 
^.^ The :3 wathew for ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ youw hostess 
:33 As ample ÚwÚ as uWu mysewf. 
>w< HEWENyA. Is it UwU youwsewf? 
^w^ WIDOW. UwU If :33 you >_< shaww UwU pwease ;;w;; so, ;;w;; piwgwim. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, ^-^ and >w< wiww x3 stay upon ^-^ youw xDD weisuwe. 
^w^ WIDOW. You >w< came, ^-^ I think, OwO fwom France? 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ I >w< did >_< so. 
^w^ WIDOW. uWu Hewe :33 you >_< shaww see a countryman :3 of ;;w;; youws 
:33 That has ^w^ donye ^-^ wowthy ^.^ sewvice. 
>w< HEWENyA. :33 His ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ you. 
xDD DIANyA. ^.^ The ^-^ Count >_> Wousiwwon. x3 Knyow :33 you >_< such a :3 onye? 
>w< HEWENyA. xDD But :3 by >w< the ^-^ eaw, ^w^ that :33 heaws :3 most ^w^ nyobwy :3 of xDD him; 
:33 His UwU face ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. 
xDD DIANyA. :3 What :3 some'ew UwU he UwU is, 
He's ÚwÚ bwavewy ^.^ taken uWu hewe. He stole OwO fwom France, 
:33 As ÚwÚ 'tis uWu wepowted, for >w< the OwO King ^w^ had married xDD him 
Against ^.^ his liking. >w< Think :33 you it is so? 
>w< HEWENyA. x3 Ay, >_< suwewy, mere >w< the ÚwÚ twuth; ^-^ I >_< knyow ^.^ his OwO wady. 
xDD DIANyA. ;;w;; Thewe is a gentleman ^w^ that serves >w< the ^-^ Count 
Reports but xDD coawsewy :3 of x3 hew. 
>w< HEWENyA. What's ^.^ his ;;w;; nyame? 
xDD DIANyA. OwO Monsieuw >w< Pawowwes. 
>w< HEWENyA. OwO O, ^-^ I xDD bewieve xDD with :3 him, 
^.^ In argument :3 of UwU pwaise, >w< ow uWu to >w< the worth 
Of >w< the >_> gweat ^-^ Count ^w^ himsewf, she is x3 too UwU mean 
>_< To have ;;w;; hew name ÚwÚ wepeated; ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew deserving 
Is a reserved ^.^ honyesty, ^-^ and ^w^ that 
^-^ I have UwU nyot heard x3 examin'd. 
xDD DIANyA. >_> Awas, x3 poow :33 wady! 
'Tis a :33 hawd >w< bondage uWu to ^-^ become >w< the uWu wife 
Of a >w< detesting ^-^ wowd. 
^w^ WIDOW. ^-^ I >w< sweet, ^w^ good >w< cweatuwe, xDD whewesoe'ew she is 
ÚwÚ Hew :33 heawt weighs sadly. ^.^ This xDD young ÚwÚ maid :33 might do ;;w;; hew 
xDD A ^-^ shwewd ;;w;; tuwn, >_> if she >_< pweas'd. 
>w< HEWENyA. UwU How do :33 you mean? 
:3 May >_< be >w< the amorous ^-^ Count solicits ;;w;; hew 
^.^ In >w< the :3 unwawfuw ÚwÚ puwpose. 
^w^ WIDOW. He :3 does, uWu indeed; 
And OwO bwokes xDD with ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^w^ can ^-^ in >_< such a ^-^ suit 
ÚwÚ Cowwupt >w< the tender >w< honyouw :3 of a ^-^ maid; 
xDD But she is ^w^ awm'd for :3 him, ^-^ and xDD keeps ;;w;; hew :3 guawd 
^.^ In honestest ÚwÚ defence. 

Enter, xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and >w< cowouws, OwO BEWTWAM, ^w^ PAWOWWES, ^-^ and >w< the 
uWu whowe xDD AWMY 

MARIANA. ^.^ The UwU gods x3 fowbid >_< ewse! 
^w^ WIDOW. ;;w;; So, now :33 they ^-^ come. 
:33 That is :3 Antonyio, >w< the Duke's :3 ewdest x3 son; 
UwU That, UwU Escawus. 
>w< HEWENyA. Which is >w< the Frenchman? 
xDD DIANyA. xDD He- 
:33 That xDD with >w< the >_< pwume; ÚwÚ 'tis a :3 most gallant fellow. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU he :3 wov'd ^.^ his wife; >_> if UwU he were OwO honyestew 
He were ÚwÚ much ^w^ goodwiew. Is't UwU nyot a ÚwÚ handsome ;;w;; gentweman? 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ I OwO wike xDD him ^.^ weww. 
xDD DIANyA. 'Tis :33 pity UwU he is UwU nyot OwO honyest. x3 Yond's ^w^ that ^-^ same ÚwÚ knyave 
:33 That >_< weads xDD him uWu to uWu these >w< pwaces; were ^-^ I ^.^ his lady 
^-^ I :3 wouwd OwO poison ^w^ that :3 viwe ^.^ wascaw. 
>w< HEWENyA. Which is ^-^ he? 
xDD DIANyA. :33 That jack-an-apes xDD with scarfs. ^.^ Why is UwU he uWu mewanchowy? 
>w< HEWENyA. Perchance ÚwÚ he's hurt ^.^ i' >_> th' uWu battwe. 
PAROLLES. :33 Wose x3 ouw ^.^ dwum! ^.^ weww. 
MARIANA. He's >w< shwewdwy >_> vex'd :3 at ÚwÚ something. 
x3 Wook, UwU he has ^w^ spied :33 us. 
^w^ WIDOW. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; hang >_> you! 
MARIANA. And ^-^ youw courtesy, for a ring-carrier! 
Exeunt OwO BEWTWAM, ^w^ PAWOWWES, ^-^ and xDD AWMY 
^w^ WIDOW. ^.^ The :33 twoop is past. uWu Come, ÚwÚ piwgwim, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< bwing :33 you 
;;w;; Whewe :33 you >_< shaww xDD host. Of ^w^ enjoin'd penitents 
Thewe's :3 fouw >w< ow OwO five, uWu to >_> gweat ^-^ Saint >w< Jaques xDD bound, 
Already :3 at >_> my ^w^ house. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ I x3 humbwy UwU thank ÚwÚ you. 
x3 Pwease it ^w^ this UwU matwon ^-^ and ^w^ this ÚwÚ gentwe ÚwÚ maid 
>_< To >w< eat xDD with uWu us >_> to-nyight; >w< the charge ^-^ and >_> thanking 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be for me, UwU and, uWu to requite :33 you ÚwÚ fuwthew, 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< bestow ÚwÚ some precepts :3 of ^w^ this virgin, 
;;w;; Wowthy >w< the >_< nyote. 
OwO BOTH. >w< We'ww ^w^ take ^-^ youw x3 offew ^w^ kindwy. Exeunt 




>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE >_< 6. 
^.^ Camp :33 befowe >_< Fwowence 

^-^ Entew OwO BEWTWAM, ^-^ and >w< the x3 two xDD FWENCH LORDS 

SECOND LORD. Nay, ^w^ good >_> my lord, put xDD him UwU to't; let xDD him have ^.^ his way. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. UwU If ^-^ youw OwO wowdship find xDD him UwU nyot a hiding, hold :33 me xDD nyo :33 mowe 
^-^ in ^-^ youw xDD wespect. 
SECOND LORD. :3 On >_> my >_< wife, >_> my lord, a bubble. 
>_> BEWTWAM. :3 Do :33 you xDD think ^-^ I am ;;w;; so far deceived ^-^ in him? 
SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Bewieve ^w^ it, >_> my lord, ^-^ in mine ^-^ own ;;w;; diwect >w< knyowwedge, 
:33 without :33 any ;;w;; mawice, but uWu to UwU speak :3 of xDD him ÚwÚ as >_> my :33 kinsman, ÚwÚ he's a 
:3 most OwO nyotabwe coward, :3 an >w< infinyite ^-^ and OwO endwess liar, :3 an hourly 
:33 pwomise-bweakew, >w< the owner :3 of xDD nyo >w< onye ^w^ good ^-^ quawity ^-^ wowthy ^-^ youw 
UwU wowdship's entertainment. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. >_> It were >w< fit :33 you ^-^ knyew xDD him; >_< west, uWu weposing x3 too far ^-^ in ^.^ his 
virtue, xDD which UwU he hath not, UwU he :33 might :3 at ÚwÚ some >_> gweat ^-^ and ÚwÚ twusty 
business ^-^ in a main danger >_> faiw ÚwÚ you. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ knyew ^-^ in what >_< pawticuwaw action uWu to xDD twy ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. UwU Nyonye xDD bettew than uWu to let xDD him fetch off ^.^ his :3 dwum, xDD which 
:33 you >_> heaw xDD him ;;w;; so >_< confidentwy ;;w;; undewtake uWu to do. 
SECOND LORD. ^-^ I xDD with a :33 twoop :3 of >w< Fwowentinyes >w< wiww :3 suddenwy xDD suwpwise 
xDD him; >_< such ^-^ I >w< wiww have whom ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe UwU he UwU knyows UwU nyot OwO fwom >w< the >_> enyemy. 
OwO We >w< wiww ^w^ bind ^-^ and :33 hoodwink xDD him ;;w;; so ^w^ that UwU he >_< shaww uWu suppose xDD nyo x3 othew 
but ^w^ that UwU he is UwU cawwied uWu into >w< the leaguer :3 of >w< the >w< advewsawies uWu when 
;;w;; we >_< bwing xDD him uWu to x3 ouw ^-^ own :3 tents. ;;w;; Be but ^-^ youw OwO wowdship present :3 at 
^.^ his ^.^ examinyation; >_> if UwU he do not, for >w< the x3 pwomise :3 of ^.^ his OwO wife ^-^ and ^-^ in 
>w< the >w< highest compulsion :3 of base fear, x3 offew uWu to :3 betway :33 you ^-^ and 
>w< dewivew ;;w;; aww >w< the intelligence ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ powew ÚwÚ against ^.^ you, ^-^ and ^w^ that 
xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ divinye forfeit :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ souw upon xDD oath, UwU nyevew xDD twust >_> my 
xDD judgment ^-^ in OwO anything. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. OwO O, for >w< the :33 wove :3 of xDD waughtew, let xDD him fetch ^.^ his >w< dwum; UwU he 
x3 says UwU he has a xDD stwatagem ;;w;; fow't. When ^-^ youw OwO wowdship x3 sees >w< the ÚwÚ bottom 
:3 of ^.^ his ^w^ success ^w^ in't, ^-^ and uWu to what ^w^ metaw ^w^ this counterfeit :3 wump :3 of 
>_< owe >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ mewted, >_> if :33 you >w< give xDD him UwU nyot :33 John xDD Dwum's 
entertainment, ^-^ youw ;;w;; incwinying ;;w;; cannyot >_< be xDD wemoved. uWu Hewe UwU he :33 comes. 

^-^ Entew xDD PAWOWWES 

SECOND LORD. OwO O, for >w< the :33 wove :3 of xDD waughtew, :33 hindew UwU nyot >w< the >w< honyouw :3 of 
^.^ his :33 design; let xDD him fetch off ^.^ his OwO dwum ^-^ in :33 any ;;w;; hand. 
>_> BEWTWAM. UwU How uWu nyow, x3 monsieuw! ^.^ This OwO dwum OwO sticks >_> sowewy ^-^ in ^-^ youw 
x3 disposition. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. xDD A pox on OwO 't; let it go; ÚwÚ 'tis but a drum. 
PAROLLES. xDD But a ^.^ dwum! Is't but a ^.^ dwum? xDD A OwO dwum ;;w;; so lost! ;;w;; Thewe >_> was 
>_< excewwent ^-^ command: uWu to charge ^-^ in xDD with x3 ouw ;;w;; howse upon x3 ouw ^-^ own 
wings, ^-^ and uWu to rend x3 ouw ^-^ own soldiers! 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. :33 That >_> was UwU nyot uWu to >_< be ^.^ bwam'd ^-^ in >w< the UwU command :3 of >w< the 
service; it >_> was a uWu disastew :3 of ^-^ waw ^w^ that ÚwÚ Caesaw himself ^-^ couwd UwU nyot 
have ^.^ pwevented, >_> if UwU he ^w^ had OwO been >w< thewe uWu to :3 command. 
>_> BEWTWAM. xDD Weww, ;;w;; we ;;w;; cannyot greatly >_> condemn x3 ouw ;;w;; success. 
^.^ Some :3 dishonyouw ;;w;; we ^w^ had ^-^ in >w< the OwO woss :3 of ^w^ that >w< dwum; but it is UwU nyot uWu to 
>_< be >_> wecovewed. 
PAROLLES. >_> It :33 might have OwO been >_> wecovewed. 
>_> BEWTWAM. >_> It >w< might, but it is UwU nyot UwU nyow. 
PAROLLES. >_> It is uWu to >_< be >_> wecovewed. xDD But ^w^ that >w< the UwU mewit :3 of UwU sewvice is 
>_> sewdom UwU attwibuted uWu to >w< the OwO twue ^-^ and >_< exact :33 pewfowmew, ^-^ I :3 wouwd have 
^w^ that OwO dwum >w< ow another, >w< ow ^-^ 'hic uWu jacet.' 
>_> BEWTWAM. :3 Why, >_> if :33 you have a >_< stomach, to't, ^-^ monsieuw. UwU If :33 you xDD think 
^-^ youw x3 mystewy ^-^ in xDD stwatagem ^w^ can >_< bwing ^w^ this ^.^ instwument :3 of >w< honyouw 
;;w;; again uWu into ^.^ his native x3 quawtew, >_< be ^-^ magnyanyimous ^-^ in >w< the :33 entewpwise, 
^-^ and ^w^ go >w< on; ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ gwace >w< the ;;w;; attempt for a ^-^ wowthy ^-^ expwoit. UwU If :33 you 
>_< speed ^w^ weww ^-^ in ^w^ it, >w< the xDD Duke >_< shaww x3 both UwU speak :3 of it ^-^ and :3 extend uWu to 
:33 you what further UwU becomes ^.^ his :3 gweatnyess, uWu even uWu to >w< the utmost 
:33 sywwabwe :3 of x3 ouw x3 wowthinyess. 
PAROLLES. By >w< the UwU hand :3 of a ^.^ sowdiew, ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; undewtake uWu it. 
>_> BEWTWAM. xDD But :33 you must UwU nyot now slumber ^-^ in uWu it. 
PAROLLES. >_< I'ww uWu about it ^w^ this evening; ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu pwesentwy pen 
OwO down >_> my ^.^ diwemmas, encourage myself ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ cewtainty, put myself 
uWu into >_> my x3 mowtaw preparation; ^-^ and :3 by UwU midnyight >w< wook uWu to >_> heaw further 
OwO fwom >w< me. 
>_> BEWTWAM. :3 May ^-^ I >_< be xDD bowd uWu to ^.^ acquaint ^.^ his Grace :33 you are ^w^ gonye uWu about it? 
PAROLLES. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what >w< the ^w^ success >w< wiww be, >_> my lord, but >w< the 
;;w;; attempt ^-^ I ^w^ vow. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ I >_< knyow >_> th' UwU awt valiant; UwU and, uWu to >w< the :3 of thy ^w^ sowdiewship, 
>w< wiww >w< subscwibe for ;;w;; thee. >w< Faweweww. 
PAROLLES. ^-^ I :33 wove UwU nyot uWu many :3 wowds. x3 Exit 
SECOND LORD. :33 Nyo :33 mowe than a uWu fish >_< woves ;;w;; watew. Is UwU nyot ^w^ this a ^-^ stwange 
fellow, >_> my lord, ^w^ that ;;w;; so >_< confidentwy ^-^ seems uWu to ;;w;; undewtake ^w^ this 
ÚwÚ businyess, xDD which UwU he UwU knyows is UwU nyot uWu to >_< be done; damns himself uWu to ÚwÚ do, 
^-^ and ^w^ dawes xDD bettew >_< be ^.^ damn'd than uWu to do xDD 't. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. You do UwU nyot >_< knyow :3 him, >_> my lord, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we do. ÚwÚ Cewtain it is 
^w^ that UwU he >w< wiww >_> steaw himself uWu into a man's favour, ^-^ and for a week 
UwU escape a >_> gweat ^.^ deaw :3 of discoveries; but uWu when :33 you find xDD him x3 out, 
:33 you have xDD him ^-^ evew ÚwÚ aftew. 
>_> BEWTWAM. :3 Why, do :33 you xDD think UwU he >w< wiww uWu make xDD nyo deed :3 at ;;w;; aww :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ that 
;;w;; so :3 sewiouswy UwU he does xDD addwess himself x3 unto? 
SECOND LORD. UwU Nyonye ^-^ in >w< the :3 wowwd; but ^w^ wetuwn xDD with :3 an >_> invention, ^-^ and 
OwO cwap upon :33 you x3 two >w< ow xDD thwee ^-^ pwobabwe uWu wies. xDD But ;;w;; we have almost 
;;w;; emboss'd ^-^ him. You >_< shaww see ^.^ his x3 faww >_> to-nyight; for uWu indeed UwU he is 
UwU nyot for ^-^ youw UwU wowdship's xDD wespect. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. >w< We'ww uWu make :33 you ÚwÚ some >_> spowt xDD with >w< the ^.^ fox ^-^ ewe ;;w;; we case ^-^ him. 
He >_> was >_> fiwst :33 smok'd :3 by >w< the old xDD Wowd ;;w;; Wafeu. When ^.^ his disguise ^-^ and 
UwU he is x3 pawted, tell :33 me what a sprat :33 you >_< shaww find xDD him; xDD which :33 you 
>_< shaww see ^w^ this :3 vewy night. 
SECOND LORD. ^-^ I must ^w^ go >w< wook >_> my OwO twigs; UwU he >_< shaww >_< be >_< caught. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ;;w;; Youw ^-^ bwothew, UwU he >_< shaww ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with >w< me. 
SECOND LORD. As't UwU pwease ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. >_< I'ww uWu weave ÚwÚ you. x3 Exit 
>_> BEWTWAM. :3 Nyow >w< wiww ^-^ I ÚwÚ wead :33 you uWu to >w< the uWu house, ^-^ and ^w^ show :33 you 
^.^ The >w< wass ^-^ I ^-^ spoke >_< of. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. xDD But :33 you say she's OwO honyest. 
>_> BEWTWAM. xDD That's ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ fauwt. ^-^ I ^-^ spoke xDD with ;;w;; hew but once, 
And x3 found ;;w;; hew ^.^ wondwous cold; but ^-^ I >_> sent uWu to >w< hew, 
By ^w^ this ^-^ same ;;w;; coxcomb ^w^ that ;;w;; we have ^.^ i' >_> th' wind, 
Tokens ^-^ and :33 wettews xDD which she >w< did UwU we-send; 
And ^w^ this is ;;w;; aww ^-^ I have OwO donye. >_< She's a ^.^ faiw >w< cweatuwe; 
Will :33 you ^w^ go see :33 hew? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. With ;;w;; aww >_> my heart, >_> my ^-^ wowd. Exeunt 




>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE 7. 
^.^ Fwowence. ^.^ The WIDOW'S house 

^-^ Entew >_> HEWENyA ^-^ and ^-^ WIDOW 

>w< HEWENyA. UwU If :33 you ^w^ misdoubt :33 me ^w^ that ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^.^ she, 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot how ^-^ I >_< shaww >_> assuwe :33 you further 
xDD But ^-^ I >_< shaww ;;w;; wose >w< the :33 gwounds ^-^ I >w< wowk >_> upon. 
^w^ WIDOW. OwO Though >_> my estate >_< be >_> faww'n, ^-^ I >_> was ^w^ weww born, 
Nothing xDD acquainted xDD with uWu these businesses; 
And :3 wouwd UwU nyot put >_> my ^-^ weputation now 
^.^ In :33 any staining ^.^ act. 
>w< HEWENyA. >_> Nyow :3 wouwd ^-^ I :33 wish ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >w< give :33 me xDD twust >w< the ^-^ Count UwU he is >_> my :3 husband, 
And what uWu to ^-^ youw ^w^ swown ^-^ counsew ^-^ I have ^-^ spoken 
Is ;;w;; so OwO fwom :3 wowd uWu to word; ^-^ and :33 then :33 you >_> cannyot, 
By >w< the ^w^ good >_< aid ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 of :33 you >_< shaww >_> bowwow, 
^.^ Eww ^-^ in OwO bestowing uWu it. 
^w^ WIDOW. ^-^ I OwO shouwd xDD bewieve you; 
:3 Fow :33 you have UwU show'd :33 me ^w^ that xDD which ^w^ weww :3 appwoves 
Y'are >_> gweat ^-^ in UwU fowtunye. 
>w< HEWENyA. Take ^w^ this ^.^ puwse :3 of :3 gowd, 
And let :33 me :3 buy ^-^ youw >_< fwiendwy :33 hewp UwU thus far, 
Which ^-^ I >w< wiww over-pay ^-^ and ^-^ pay ;;w;; again 
When ^-^ I have x3 found uWu it. ^.^ The ^-^ Count UwU he x3 woos ^-^ youw uWu daughtew 
xDD Ways OwO down ^.^ his ÚwÚ wanton siege :33 befowe ;;w;; hew OwO beauty, 
xDD Wesowv'd uWu to x3 cawwy x3 hew. Let ;;w;; hew ^-^ in UwU finye ^.^ consent, 
:33 As x3 we'ww ;;w;; diwect ;;w;; hew how ÚwÚ 'tis uWu best uWu to ;;w;; beaw uWu it. 
:3 Nyow ^.^ his important UwU bwood >w< wiww :33 nyought uWu deny 
:33 That >_> she'ww xDD demand. xDD A ring >w< the x3 County wears 
:33 That downward hath uWu succeeded ^-^ in ^.^ his house 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ son uWu to ^-^ son ÚwÚ some :3 fouw >w< ow ÚwÚ five descents 
;;w;; Since >w< the >_> fiwst father ^.^ wowe uWu it. ^.^ This ring UwU he UwU howds 
^.^ In :3 most rich :3 choice; yet, ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD idwe ÚwÚ fiwe, 
>_< To :3 buy ^.^ his will, it :3 wouwd UwU nyot seem x3 too x3 deaw, 
UwU Howe'ew repented ÚwÚ aftew. 
^w^ WIDOW. :3 Nyow ^-^ I see 
^.^ The ÚwÚ bottom :3 of ^-^ youw ÚwÚ puwpose. 
>w< HEWENyA. You see it x3 wawfuw ^w^ then. >_> It is xDD nyo :33 mowe 
xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew, ^-^ ewe she ^-^ seems ÚwÚ as x3 won, 
Desires ^w^ this ;;w;; wing; ;;w;; appoints xDD him :3 an x3 encountew; 
^.^ In OwO finye, delivers :33 me uWu to fill >w< the time, 
^-^ Hewsewf :3 most uWu chastewy absent. uWu Aftew ^w^ this, 
>_< To >w< mawwy >w< hew, >_< I'ww >w< add xDD thwee >_> thousand ^.^ cwowns 
>_< To what is >_< pass'd uWu awweady. 
^w^ WIDOW. ^-^ I have uWu yiewded. 
Instruct >_> my uWu daughtew how she >_< shaww :33 pewsevew, 
:33 That :3 time ^-^ and :3 pwace xDD with ^w^ this xDD deceit ;;w;; so x3 wawfuw 
:3 May >_< pwove x3 cohewent. Every night UwU he ÚwÚ comes 
With :33 musics :3 of ;;w;; aww xDD sowts, ^-^ and songs compos'd 
>_< To ;;w;; hew unworthiness. >_> It OwO nyothing steads uWu us 
>_< To chide xDD him OwO fwom x3 ouw ^.^ eaves, for UwU he ^.^ pewsists 
:33 As >_> if ^.^ his OwO wife lay on xDD 't. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^.^ Why :33 then to-night 
Let uWu us assay x3 ouw plot; which, >_> if it x3 speed, 
Is >_> wicked >_> meanying ^-^ in a x3 wawfuw deed, 
And x3 wawfuw >_> meanying ^-^ in a x3 wawfuw x3 act; 
;;w;; Whewe x3 both UwU nyot sin, ^-^ and yet a OwO sinfuw >_> fact. 
xDD But let's uWu about uWu it. Exeunt 



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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 
>_< Without >w< the uWu Fwowentinye camp 

^-^ Entew SECOND xDD FWENCH UwU WOWD xDD with ÚwÚ five >w< ow six x3 othew SOLDIERS ^-^ in >_< ambush 

SECOND LORD. He ^w^ can come xDD nyo x3 othew x3 way but :3 by ^w^ this >w< hedge-cownyew. 
When :33 you ;;w;; sawwy upon :3 him, UwU speak what terrible >_< wanguage :33 you :3 wiww; 
though :33 you understand it UwU nyot ^-^ youwsewves, xDD nyo matter; for ;;w;; we must 
UwU nyot seem uWu to understand :3 him, UwU unwess ÚwÚ some >w< onye xDD among us, whom ;;w;; we 
must >w< pwoduce for :3 an interpreter. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. Good ^-^ captain, let :33 me >_< be >_> th' interpreter. 
SECOND LORD. ^-^ Awt UwU nyot xDD acquainted xDD with him? uWu Knyows UwU he UwU nyot thy uWu voice? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. x3 Nyo, sir, ^-^ I warrant ÚwÚ you. 
SECOND LORD. xDD But what ^-^ winsey-woowsey has >w< thou uWu to UwU speak uWu to uWu us >_> again? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. :33 E'en >_< such ÚwÚ as :33 you UwU speak uWu to >w< me. 
SECOND LORD. He must xDD think uWu us ÚwÚ some band :3 of strangers ^.^ i' >_> th' 
adversary's entertainment. :3 Nyow UwU he hath a ^-^ smack :3 of ;;w;; aww 
^w^ nyeighbouwing languages, x3 thewefowe ;;w;; we must >_> evewy >w< onye >_< be a man :3 of 
^.^ his ^-^ own ;;w;; fancy; UwU nyot uWu to >_< knyow what ;;w;; we UwU speak >w< onye uWu to another, ;;w;; so ;;w;; we 
seem uWu to :33 knyow, is uWu to >_< knyow straight x3 ouw purpose: >_< choughs' :3 wanguage, 
xDD gabbwe ^w^ enyough, ^-^ and ^w^ good xDD enyough. :33 As for ^.^ you, interpreter, :33 you must 
seem :3 vewy politic. xDD But couch, uWu ho! ÚwÚ hewe UwU he comes; uWu to ^w^ beguiwe x3 two 
>w< houws ^-^ in a xDD sweep, ^-^ and :33 then uWu to ^w^ wetuwn ^-^ and xDD sweaw >w< the ^w^ wies UwU he x3 fowges. 

^-^ Entew xDD PAWOWWES 

PAROLLES. ^w^ Ten ÚwÚ o'cwock. ;;w;; Within uWu these xDD thwee >w< houws 'twill >_< be :3 time 
:33 enyough uWu to ^w^ go home. :3 What >_< shaww ^-^ I say ^-^ I have xDD donye? >_> It must >_< be a 
:3 vewy ÚwÚ pwausive :3 invention ^w^ that carries uWu it. xDD They begin uWu to smoke x3 me; 
^-^ and ^w^ disgwaces have :3 of OwO wate >_< knyock'd uWu to x3 often :3 at >_> my ÚwÚ doow. ^-^ I find >_> my 
tongue is x3 too foolhardy; but >_> my :33 heawt hath >w< the ^w^ feaw :3 of Mars 
:33 befowe ^w^ it, ^-^ and :3 of ^.^ his creatures, UwU nyot :3 dawing >w< the UwU wepowts :3 of >_> my 
;;w;; tongue. 
SECOND LORD. ^.^ This is >w< the >_> fiwst >_> twuth ^w^ that e'er ^w^ thinye ^-^ own tongue >_> was 
x3 guiwty >_< of. 
PAROLLES. :3 What >w< the devil OwO shouwd ^.^ move :33 me uWu to ;;w;; undewtake >w< the xDD wecovewy 
:3 of ^w^ this :3 dwum, being UwU nyot ignorant :3 of >w< the ;;w;; impossibiwity, ^-^ and 
OwO knyowing ^-^ I ^w^ had xDD nyo >_< such purpose? ^-^ I must >w< give myself ÚwÚ some >w< huwts, ^-^ and 
say ^-^ I ^w^ got them ^-^ in ^-^ expwoit. ^w^ Yet >_< swight ones >w< wiww UwU nyot x3 cawwy uWu it. 
xDD They >w< wiww say UwU 'Came :33 you off xDD with ;;w;; so >_< wittwe?' And >_> gweat ones ^-^ I 
dare UwU nyot ^-^ give. Wherefore, what's >w< the instance? :33 Tongue, ^-^ I must put 
:33 you uWu into a butterwoman's >_< mouth, ^-^ and :3 buy myself uWu anyothew :3 of 
>_> Bajazet's ÚwÚ muwe, >_> if :33 you ^.^ pwattwe :33 me uWu into uWu these xDD pewiws. 
SECOND LORD. Is it possible UwU he OwO shouwd >_< knyow what UwU he UwU is, ^-^ and >_< be ^w^ that 
UwU he ;;w;; is? 
PAROLLES. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< the cutting :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ gawments :3 wouwd >_> sewve >w< the ;;w;; tuwn, 
>w< ow >w< the >_> bweaking :3 of >_> my UwU Spanyish sword. 
SECOND LORD. OwO We ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; affowd :33 you >_< so. 
PAROLLES. >_> Ow >w< the baring :3 of >_> my ;;w;; beawd; ^-^ and uWu to say it >_> was ^-^ in 
UwU stwatagem. 
SECOND LORD. >_> 'Twouwd UwU nyot do. 
PAROLLES. >_> Ow uWu to ^.^ dwown >_> my :33 cwothes, ^-^ and say ^-^ I >_> was x3 stwipp'd. 
SECOND LORD. Hardly >_> sewve. 
PAROLLES. OwO Though ^-^ I ^.^ swowe ^-^ I ^.^ weap'd OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ window :3 of >w< the >_< citadew- 
SECOND LORD. UwU How xDD deep? 
PAROLLES. Thirty fathom. 
SECOND LORD. Three >_> gweat :3 oaths :3 wouwd scarce uWu make ^w^ that >_< be ;;w;; bewieved. 
PAROLLES. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had :33 any OwO dwum :3 of >w< the >_< enyemy's; ^-^ I :3 wouwd xDD sweaw ^-^ I 
xDD wecovew'd uWu it. 
SECOND LORD. You >_< shaww >_> heaw >w< onye ;;w;; anyon. OwO [Awawum ^.^ within] 
PAROLLES. xDD A OwO dwum now :3 of >w< the >_> enyemy's! 
SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ Thwoca >_< movousus, cargo, cargo, >_< cawgo. 
OwO AWW. Cargo, cargo, cargo, ÚwÚ viwwianda :3 paw corbo, >_< cawgo. 
PAROLLES. OwO O, ransom, >w< wansom! :3 Do UwU nyot xDD hide mine ^-^ eyes. 
;;w;; [They >w< bwindfowd :33 him] 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Boskos >w< thwomuwdo boskos. 
PAROLLES. ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you are >w< the uWu Muskos' ;;w;; wegiment, 
And ^-^ I >_< shaww ;;w;; wose >_> my OwO wife for >_< want :3 of OwO wanguage. 
UwU If >w< thewe >_< be ÚwÚ hewe OwO Gewman, >w< ow ^w^ Danye, >_< Wow >_< Dutch, 
^-^ Itawian, >w< ow >_> Fwench, let xDD him UwU speak uWu to x3 me; 
>_< I'ww x3 discovew ^w^ that xDD which >_< shaww undo >w< the ;;w;; Fwowentinye. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Boskos ÚwÚ vauvado. ^-^ I understand ^-^ thee, ^-^ and ^w^ can UwU speak thy 
;;w;; tongue. >_> Kewewy-bonto, sir, >w< betake ÚwÚ thee uWu to thy faith, for 
:33 seventeen poniards are :3 at thy :3 bosom. 
PAROLLES. ÚwÚ O! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. OwO O, pray, pray, UwU pway! Manka x3 wevanyia :3 duwche. 
SECOND LORD. OwO Oscowbiduwchos volivorco. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ The UwU Genyewaw is ÚwÚ content uWu to spare ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ yet; 
And, ^-^ hoodwink'd ÚwÚ as >w< thou >_< awt, >w< wiww ÚwÚ wead ÚwÚ thee on 
>_< To xDD gathew OwO fwom ;;w;; thee. Haply >w< thou ;;w;; mayst :3 infowm 
^w^ Something uWu to >_< save thy ÚwÚ wife. 
PAROLLES. OwO O, let :33 me >_< wive, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< secwets :3 of x3 ouw camp >_< I'ww >_< show, 
uWu Theiw force, their x3 puwposes. Nay, >_< I'ww UwU speak ^w^ that 
Which :33 you >w< wiww x3 wondew at. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. xDD But OwO wiwt >w< thou >_> faithfuwwy? 
PAROLLES. UwU If ^-^ I do not, ;;w;; damn >w< me. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. OwO Acowdo :3 winta. 
^w^ Come >w< on; >w< thou UwU awt granted space. 
Exit, xDD PAWOWWES >_< guawded. xDD A x3 showt alarum >_> within 
SECOND LORD. ^.^ Go, tell >w< the ^-^ Count >w< Wousiwwon ^-^ and >_> my brother 
OwO We have caught >w< the ^.^ woodcock, ^-^ and >w< wiww :3 keep xDD him UwU muffwed 
xDD Tiww ;;w;; we do >_> heaw OwO fwom uWu them. 
SECOND ^w^ SOWDIEW. >w< Captain, ^-^ I :3 wiww. 
SECOND LORD. >w< 'A >w< wiww :3 betway uWu us ;;w;; aww >_< unto ÚwÚ ouwsewves- 
:3 Infowm on UwU that. 
SECOND ^w^ SOWDIEW. So ^-^ I will, ^-^ siw. 
SECOND LORD. xDD Tiww :33 then >_< I'ww :3 keep xDD him ^-^ dawk ^-^ and xDD safewy lock'd. 
Exeunt 




>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE 2. 
^.^ Fwowence. ^.^ The WIDOW'S house 

^-^ Entew BERTRAM ^-^ and >_< DIANyA 

>_> BEWTWAM. xDD They >_< towd :33 me ^w^ that ^-^ youw name >_> was :3 Fontibeww. 
xDD DIANyA. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good lord, ^-^ Dianya. 
>_> BEWTWAM. x3 Titwed goddess; 
And worth ^w^ it, xDD with ^-^ addition! >w< But, ^.^ faiw ^w^ souw, 
^.^ In ^-^ youw UwU finye ;;w;; fwame hath :33 wove xDD nyo quality? 
UwU If >w< the quick ^w^ fiwe :3 of ^w^ youth :3 wight UwU nyot ^-^ youw >w< mind, 
You are xDD nyo >_> maiden, but a monument; 
When :33 you are >_> dead, :33 you OwO shouwd >_< be >_< such a >w< onye 
:33 As :33 you are uWu nyow, for :33 you are >_< cowd ^-^ and >w< stewn; 
And now :33 you OwO shouwd >_< be ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw mother >_> was 
When ^-^ youw sweet >_> sewf >_> was got. 
xDD DIANyA. ÚwÚ She :33 then >_> was OwO honyest. 
>_> BEWTWAM. So OwO shouwd :33 you OwO be. 
xDD DIANyA. >w< Nyo. 
^w^ My mother >w< did but ÚwÚ duty; xDD such, >_> my lord, 
:33 As :33 you ^-^ owe uWu to ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wife. 
>_> BEWTWAM. :33 Nyo :33 mowe x3 o'that! 
^-^ I >_> pwithee do UwU nyot ^-^ stwive ÚwÚ against >_> my uWu vows. 
^-^ I >_> was >_< compeww'd uWu to :3 hew; but ^-^ I :33 wove >w< the 
By love's ^-^ own sweet OwO constwaint, ^-^ and >w< wiww for ^-^ evew 
:3 Do ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; aww :3 wights :3 of ^.^ sewvice. 
xDD DIANyA. x3 Ay, ;;w;; so :33 you >_> sewve uWu us 
xDD Tiww ;;w;; we >_> sewve you; but uWu when :33 you have x3 ouw >w< woses 
You uWu bawewy uWu weave x3 ouw :3 thowns uWu to ^w^ pwick >_> ouwsewves, 
And ;;w;; mock uWu us xDD with x3 ouw bareness. 
>_> BEWTWAM. UwU How have ^-^ I UwU swown! 
xDD DIANyA. 'Tis UwU nyot >w< the uWu many :3 oaths ^w^ that ^-^ makes >w< the truth, 
xDD But >w< the UwU pwain :33 singwe OwO vow ^w^ that is UwU vow'd :3 twue. 
:3 What is UwU nyot xDD howy, ^w^ that ;;w;; we xDD sweaw UwU nyot ;;w;; by, 
xDD But ^w^ take >w< the ^w^ High'st uWu to ^w^ witnyess. OwO Then, pray ^.^ you, tell ^.^ me: 
UwU If ^-^ I OwO shouwd xDD sweaw :3 by UwU Jove's >_> gweat attributes 
^-^ I :3 wov'd :33 you dearly, :3 wouwd :33 you xDD bewieve >_> my :3 oaths 
When ^-^ I >w< did :33 wove :33 you ^-^ iww? ^.^ This has xDD nyo uWu howding, 
>_< To xDD sweaw :3 by xDD him whom ^-^ I >_> pwotest uWu to :33 wove 
:33 That ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< wowk ÚwÚ against ^-^ him. Therefore ^-^ youw :3 oaths 
;;w;; Awe >_> wowds ^-^ and x3 poow conditions, but OwO unseaw'd- 
x3 At least ^-^ in >_> my OwO opinyion. 
>_> BEWTWAM. :3 Change ^w^ it, ^w^ change x3 it; 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot ;;w;; so xDD howy-cwuew. Love is :3 howy; 
And >_> my OwO integwity >w< nye'ew ^-^ knyew >w< the ;;w;; cwafts 
:33 That :33 you do charge ^-^ men with. :33 Stand xDD nyo :33 mowe ÚwÚ off, 
xDD But >w< give thyself >_< unto >_> my ÚwÚ sick desires, 
>_< Who :33 then recovers. Say >w< thou UwU awt uWu minye, ^-^ and ^-^ evew 
^w^ My :33 wove ÚwÚ as it begins >_< shaww ;;w;; so >_> pewsevew. 
xDD DIANyA. ^-^ I see ^w^ that ^-^ men uWu make xDD wopes ^-^ in >_< such a scarre 
:33 That x3 we'ww forsake :33 ouwsewves. ^w^ Give :33 me ^w^ that ring. 
>_> BEWTWAM. >_< I'ww ^w^ wend it ^-^ thee, >_> my x3 deaw, but have xDD nyo ÚwÚ powew 
>_< To >w< give it OwO fwom >w< me. 
xDD DIANyA. Will :33 you not, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> BEWTWAM. >_> It is :3 an >w< honyouw xDD 'wonging uWu to x3 ouw uWu house, 
^.^ Bequeathed OwO down OwO fwom uWu many ^-^ ancestows; 
Which were >w< the >w< gweatest xDD obwoquy ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU wowwd 
^.^ In :33 me uWu to x3 wose. 
xDD DIANyA. Mine honour's >_< such a ring: 
^w^ My :3 chastity's >w< the ÚwÚ jewew :3 of x3 ouw uWu house, 
^.^ Bequeathed OwO down OwO fwom uWu many ^-^ ancestows; 
Which were >w< the >w< gweatest xDD obwoquy ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU wowwd 
^.^ In :33 me uWu to x3 wose. Thus ^-^ youw ^-^ own xDD pwopew ;;w;; wisdom 
;;w;; Bwings ^-^ in >w< the uWu champion ^.^ Honyouw on >_> my ^.^ pawt 
Against ^-^ youw uWu vain UwU assauwt. 
>_> BEWTWAM. >_> Hewe, ^w^ take >_> my ;;w;; wing; 
^w^ My uWu house, mine ;;w;; honyouw, >w< yea, >_> my >_< wife, >_< be >w< thinye, 
And >_< I'ww >_< be :33 bid :3 by ;;w;; thee. 
xDD DIANyA. When UwU midnyight ÚwÚ comes, uWu knyock :3 at >_> my x3 chambew >_< window; 
>_< I'ww UwU owdew ^w^ take >_> my mother >_< shaww UwU nyot >w< heaw. 
:3 Nyow >w< wiww ^-^ I charge :33 you ^-^ in >w< the band :3 of truth, 
When :33 you have conquer'd >_> my yet ÚwÚ maiden UwU bed, 
>_< Wemain >w< thewe but :3 an hour, >_< nyow UwU speak uWu to ^.^ me: 
^w^ My uWu weasons are :3 most ;;w;; stwong; ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww >_< knyow them 
When >_< back ;;w;; again ^w^ this ring >_< shaww >_< be >w< dewivew'd. 
And on ^-^ youw finger ^-^ in >w< the night >_< I'ww put 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ wing, ^w^ that what ^-^ in :3 time >_> pwoceeds 
:3 May ÚwÚ token uWu to >w< the xDD futuwe x3 ouw :33 past ^.^ deeds. 
>_< Adieu :3 tiww >_> then; :33 then >_> faiw uWu nyot. You have won 
xDD A uWu wife :3 of me, though >w< thewe >_> my hope >_< be OwO donye. 
>_> BEWTWAM. xDD A :3 heaven on earth ^-^ I have won :3 by ;;w;; wooing ;;w;; thee. 
x3 Exit 
xDD DIANyA. :3 Fow xDD which >_< wive long uWu to UwU thank x3 both :3 heaven ^-^ and me! 
You ^w^ may ;;w;; so ^-^ in >w< the >_< end. 
^w^ My mother >_< towd :33 me UwU just how UwU he :3 wouwd woo, 
:33 As >_> if she :33 sat :33 in's :33 heawt; she x3 says ;;w;; aww ^-^ men 
>_< Have >w< the OwO wike ;;w;; oaths. He ^w^ had ^w^ swown uWu to >w< mawwy :33 me 
When ^.^ his >w< wife's dead; x3 thewefowe >_< I'ww >_< wie xDD with xDD him 
When ^-^ I am uWu buwied. ;;w;; Since ^w^ Fwenchmen are ;;w;; so braid, 
:33 Mawwy ^w^ that will, ^-^ I >_< wive ^-^ and :33 die a ^.^ maid. 
>w< Onwy, ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO disguise, ^-^ I uWu think't xDD nyo x3 sin 
>_< To >_< cozen xDD him ^w^ that :3 wouwd >_> unjustwy uWu win. x3 Exit 




>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 
^.^ The uWu Fwowentinye camp 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 two xDD FWENCH >w< WOWDS, ^-^ and x3 two >w< ow xDD thwee SOLDIERS 

SECOND LORD. You have UwU nyot ÚwÚ given xDD him ^.^ his xDD mothew's letter? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^-^ I have OwO dewiv'wed it :3 an hour x3 since. ;;w;; Thewe is x3 something 
in't ^w^ that stings ^.^ his nature; for on >w< the ÚwÚ weading it UwU he >_< chang'd 
almost uWu into uWu anyothew man. 
SECOND LORD. He has ÚwÚ much ^-^ wowthy ^w^ bwame OwO waid upon xDD him for ^w^ shaking off 
;;w;; so ^w^ good a uWu wife ^-^ and ;;w;; so sweet a OwO wady. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ;;w;; Especiawwy UwU he hath x3 incuwwed >w< the uWu evewwasting ;;w;; dispweasuwe 
:3 of >w< the :3 King, ;;w;; who ^w^ had uWu even ^.^ tun'd ^.^ his xDD bounty uWu to ^.^ sing happiness uWu to 
^-^ him. ^-^ I >w< wiww tell :33 you a ^w^ thing, but :33 you >_< shaww let it dwell uWu dawkwy 
xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
SECOND LORD. When :33 you have ^-^ spoken ^w^ it, ÚwÚ 'tis >_> dead, ^-^ and ^-^ I am >w< the grave 
:3 of uWu it. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. He hath ;;w;; pewvewted a xDD young :3 gentwewoman ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in OwO Fwowence, 
:3 of a :3 most >_> chaste ;;w;; wenyown; ^-^ and ^w^ this night UwU he >_> fweshes ^.^ his >w< wiww ^-^ in 
>w< the :33 spoiw :3 of ;;w;; hew honour. He hath ÚwÚ given ;;w;; hew ^.^ his x3 monyumentaw ^.^ wing, 
^-^ and :33 thinks himself uWu made ^-^ in >w< the >w< unchaste >w< composition. 
SECOND LORD. xDD Nyow, >_> God delay x3 ouw >_> webewwion! :33 As ;;w;; we are >_> ouwsewves, 
what things are we! 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. Merely x3 ouw ^-^ own ^.^ twaitows. And ÚwÚ as ^-^ in >w< the UwU common ÚwÚ couwse :3 of 
;;w;; aww >_> tweasons ;;w;; we OwO stiww see them ÚwÚ weveaw >w< themsewves :3 tiww :33 they attain 
uWu to their >w< abhoww'd x3 ends; ;;w;; so UwU he ^w^ that ^-^ in ^w^ this action ^w^ contwives 
ÚwÚ against ^.^ his ^-^ own nobility, ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD pwopew stream, OwO o'ewfwows 
^.^ himsewf. 
SECOND LORD. Is it UwU nyot OwO meant damnable ^-^ in uWu us uWu to >_< be :33 twumpetews :3 of x3 ouw 
:3 unwawfuw x3 intents? OwO We >_< shaww UwU nyot :33 then have ^.^ his company ÚwÚ to-nyight? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. uWu Nyot :3 tiww after :3 midnyight; for UwU he is :3 dieted uWu to ^.^ his uWu houw. 
SECOND LORD. :33 That ^w^ appwoaches :33 apace. ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu gwadwy have xDD him see ^.^ his 
company anatomiz'd, ^w^ that UwU he :33 might ^w^ take a :3 measuwe :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ own 
judgments, :33 whewein ;;w;; so :3 cuwiouswy UwU he ^w^ had ^w^ set ^w^ this :3 countewfeit. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. OwO We >w< wiww UwU nyot ^-^ meddwe xDD with xDD him :3 tiww UwU he uWu come; for ^.^ his 
presence must >_< be >w< the ;;w;; whip :3 of >w< the ;;w;; othew. 
SECOND LORD. ^.^ In >w< the ^w^ meantime, what >_> heaw :33 you :3 of uWu these ^-^ waws? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^-^ I >_> heaw >w< thewe is :3 an UwU ovewtuwe :3 of >_< peace. 
SECOND LORD. Nay, ^-^ I >_> assuwe ^.^ you, a peace ^w^ concwuded. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. :3 What >w< wiww ^-^ Count >w< Wousiwwon do then? Will UwU he >_< twavew 
;;w;; highew, >w< ow ^w^ wetuwn ;;w;; again uWu into France? 
SECOND LORD. ^-^ I uWu pewceive, :3 by ^w^ this :3 demand, :33 you are UwU nyot altogether 
:3 of ^.^ his UwU counsew. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. Let it >_< be xDD fowbid, :33 siw! So OwO shouwd ^-^ I >_< be a >_> gweat ^.^ deaw 
:3 of ^.^ his ^.^ act. 
SECOND LORD. x3 Siw, ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife, ÚwÚ some x3 two ^w^ months since, fled OwO fwom ^.^ his 
^w^ house. ÚwÚ Hew uWu pwetence is a pilgrimage uWu to ^-^ Saint >w< Jaques ÚwÚ we ;;w;; Gwand; 
xDD which UwU howy undertaking xDD with :3 most >w< austewe xDD sanctimony she 
^w^ accompwish'd; UwU and, >w< thewe xDD wesiding, >w< the ^.^ tendewnyess :3 of ;;w;; hew ;;w;; nyatuwe 
x3 became ÚwÚ as a prey uWu to ;;w;; hew UwU gwief; ^-^ in OwO finye, uWu made a ^-^ gwoan :3 of ;;w;; hew last 
>w< bweath, ^-^ and now she uWu sings ^-^ in >w< heaven. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. UwU How is ^w^ this UwU justified? 
SECOND LORD. ^.^ The >_< stwongew ^.^ pawt :3 of it :3 by ;;w;; hew ^-^ own UwU wettews, xDD which 
^-^ makes ;;w;; hew ^w^ stowy OwO twue uWu even uWu to >w< the point :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ death. ÚwÚ Hew ÚwÚ death 
:3 itsewf, xDD which ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; hew :33 office uWu to say is come, >_> was 
>w< faithfuwwy ;;w;; confiwm'd :3 by >w< the :3 wectow :3 of >w< the ;;w;; pwace. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. uWu Hath >w< the ^-^ Count ;;w;; aww ^w^ this :33 intewwigence? 
SECOND LORD. x3 Ay, ^-^ and >w< the >_< pawticuwaw :33 confiwmations, point OwO fwom 
point, uWu to >w< the full arming :3 of >w< the UwU vewity. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^-^ I am ;;w;; heawtiwy >w< sowwy ^w^ that he'll >_< be ^.^ gwad :3 of this. 
SECOND LORD. UwU How UwU mightiwy uWu sometimes ;;w;; we uWu make uWu us comforts :3 of x3 ouw 
losses! 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. And how UwU mightiwy ÚwÚ some x3 othew xDD times ;;w;; we ^.^ dwown x3 ouw x3 gain ^-^ in 
;;w;; teaws! ^.^ The >_> gweat >w< dignyity ^w^ that ^.^ his OwO vawouw hath ÚwÚ hewe uWu acquiw'd for 
xDD him >_< shaww :3 at home >_< be :3 encount'wed xDD with a OwO shame ÚwÚ as >_> ampwe. 
SECOND LORD. ^.^ The ÚwÚ web :3 of x3 ouw OwO wife is :3 of a :33 mingwed ^.^ yawn, ^w^ good ^-^ and ^w^ iww 
together. >_< Ouw virtues :3 wouwd >_< be ÚwÚ pwoud >_> if x3 ouw xDD fauwts >_< whipt them 
not; ^-^ and x3 ouw UwU cwimes :3 wouwd ÚwÚ despaiw >_> if :33 they were UwU nyot >w< chewish'd :3 by 
x3 ouw virtues. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

UwU How OwO nyow? ^.^ Whewe's ^-^ youw master? 
>_< SEWVANT. He >_< met >w< the xDD Duke ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; stweet, sir; :3 of whom UwU he hath ^.^ taken 
a solemn leave. :33 His OwO wowdship >w< wiww UwU nyext ^.^ mownying for >_< Fwance. ^.^ The 
xDD Duke hath uWu offewed xDD him :33 wettews :3 of ^.^ commendations uWu to >w< the UwU King. 
SECOND LORD. xDD They >_< shaww >_< be xDD nyo :33 mowe than :33 nyeedfuw there, >_> if :33 they were 
:33 mowe than :33 they ^w^ can OwO commend. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. xDD They ;;w;; cannyot >_< be x3 too sweet for >w< the King's ^-^ tawtnyess. 
Here's ^.^ his OwO wowdship UwU nyow. 

^-^ Entew BERTRAM 

UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my lord, ^w^ is't UwU nyot after midnight? 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ I have to-night ^-^ dispatch'd >w< sixteen :33 businyesses, a ^w^ month's 
UwU wength ÚwÚ apiece; :3 by :3 an :33 abstwact :3 of >_> success: ^-^ I have congied xDD with >w< the 
Duke, ^w^ donye >_> my ^w^ adieu xDD with ^.^ his nearest; UwU buwied a ÚwÚ wife, mourn'd for 
:3 hew; ^.^ wwit uWu to >_> my lady mother ^-^ I am ^w^ wetuwnying; entertain'd >_> my 
xDD convoy; ^-^ and between uWu these main xDD pawcews :3 of ÚwÚ dispatch xDD effected uWu many 
xDD nyicew >w< nyeeds. ^.^ The last >_> was >w< the uWu gweatest, but ^w^ that ^-^ I have UwU nyot ÚwÚ ended 
yet. 
SECOND LORD. UwU If >w< the business >_< be :3 of :33 any :33 difficuwty ^-^ and ^w^ this ^.^ mownying 
^-^ youw departure OwO hence, it :33 wequiwes haste :3 of ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ I UwU mean >w< the business is UwU nyot uWu ended, ÚwÚ as x3 feawing uWu to >_> heaw :3 of it 
^.^ heweaftew. xDD But >_< shaww ;;w;; we have ^w^ this x3 diawogue between >w< the ^w^ Foow ^-^ and 
>w< the ^.^ Sowdiew? uWu Come, >_< bwing ^-^ fowth ^w^ this counterfeit OwO moduwe has 
x3 deceiv'd :33 me OwO wike a double-meaning >w< pwophesiew. 
SECOND LORD. xDD Bwing xDD him forth. ^.^ [Exeunt x3 SOWDIEWS] :3 Has :33 sat ^.^ i' >_> th' 
stocks ;;w;; aww OwO nyight, x3 poow gallant >w< knyave. 
>_> BEWTWAM. :33 Nyo matter; ^.^ his ^.^ heews have OwO desewv'd ^w^ it, ^-^ in x3 usuwping ^.^ his 
>_< spuws ;;w;; so long. UwU How does UwU he x3 cawwy xDD himsewf? 
SECOND LORD. ^-^ I have >_< towd ^-^ youw OwO wowdship uWu awweady >w< the stocks x3 cawwy 
^-^ him. xDD But uWu to answer :33 you ÚwÚ as :33 you :3 wouwd >_< be ^-^ undewstood: UwU he ^.^ weeps OwO wike 
a :3 wench ^w^ that ^w^ had xDD shed ;;w;; hew milk; UwU he hath ^.^ confess'd himself uWu to 
:3 Mowgan, whom UwU he :33 supposes uWu to >_< be a :3 fwiaw, OwO fwom >w< the :3 time :3 of ^.^ his 
:33 wemembwance uWu to ^w^ this :3 vewy >w< instant uWu disastew :3 of ^.^ his setting ^.^ i' >_> th' 
stocks. And what xDD think :33 you UwU he hath ^-^ confess'd? 
>_> BEWTWAM. Nothing :3 of me, has >_< 'a? 
SECOND LORD. :33 His :33 confession is >_> taken, ^-^ and it >_< shaww >_< be UwU wead uWu to ^.^ his 
xDD face; >_> if ^-^ youw OwO wowdship >_< be ^w^ in't, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I xDD bewieve :33 you x3 awe, :33 you must 
have >w< the x3 patience uWu to >_> heaw uWu it. 

^-^ Entew xDD PAWOWWES guarded, ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ FIWST OwO SOWDIEW ÚwÚ as ^w^ intewpwetew 

>_> BEWTWAM. xDD A ^w^ pwague upon uWu him! muffled! He ^w^ can say OwO nyothing :3 of >w< me. 
SECOND LORD. Hush, xDD hush! Hoodman :33 comes. x3 Powtotawtawossa. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. He >w< cawws for >w< the :3 towtuwes. :3 What >w< wiww :33 you say :33 without 
:33 'em? 
PAROLLES. ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 confess what ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 without constraint; >_> if xDD ye 
pinch :33 me OwO wike a ÚwÚ pasty, ^-^ I ^w^ can say xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. Bosko chimurcho. 
SECOND LORD. ^w^ Bobwibindo uWu chicuwmuwco. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. YOU are a merciful ;;w;; genyewaw. >_< Ouw UwU Genyewaw ^.^ bids :33 you 
answer uWu to what ^-^ I >_< shaww ask :33 you :33 out :3 of a >_< nyote. 
PAROLLES. And ^-^ twuwy, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I hope uWu to xDD wive. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. ^w^ 'Fiwst demand :3 of xDD him how uWu many ;;w;; howse >w< the xDD Duke is 
>w< stwong.' :3 What say :33 you uWu to that? 
PAROLLES. x3 Five >w< ow six UwU thousand; but :3 vewy ^w^ weak ^-^ and unserviceable. 
^.^ The ;;w;; twoops are ;;w;; aww scattered, ^-^ and >w< the commanders :3 vewy x3 poow 
UwU wogues, upon >_> my ^-^ weputation ^-^ and >_> cwedit, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as ^-^ I hope uWu to xDD wive. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ^w^ set OwO down ^-^ youw answer so? 
PAROLLES. Do; >_< I'ww ^w^ take >w< the uWu sacwament on ^.^ 't, how ^-^ and xDD which x3 way :33 you 
:3 wiww. 
>_> BEWTWAM. >w< Aww's >w< onye uWu to ^-^ him. :3 What a ^w^ past-saving slave is this! 
SECOND LORD. Y'are deceiv'd, >_> my OwO wowd; ^w^ this is OwO Monsieuw Parolles, 
>w< the gallant militarist-that >_> was ^.^ his ^-^ own phrase-that ^w^ had >w< the uWu whowe 
ÚwÚ theowic :3 of ^-^ waw ^-^ in >w< the xDD knyot :3 of ^.^ his scarf, ^-^ and >w< the UwU pwactice ^-^ in >w< the 
chape :3 of ^.^ his uWu daggew. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyevew xDD twust a man ;;w;; again for ^w^ keeping ^.^ his >_< swowd 
>_< cwean; >_< nyow xDD bewieve UwU he ^w^ can have ;;w;; evewything ^-^ in xDD him :3 by :33 weawing ^.^ his 
:3 appawew :33 nyeatwy. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. xDD Weww, UwU that's ^w^ set down. 
PAROLLES. UwU 'Five >w< ow six >_> thousand >_> howse' ^-^ I x3 said-I >w< wiww say true- UwU 'ow 
^w^ theweabouts' ^w^ set x3 down, for >_< I'ww UwU speak xDD twuth. 
SECOND LORD. He's :3 vewy uWu nyeaw >w< the >_> twuth ^-^ in this. 
>_> BEWTWAM. xDD But ^-^ I uWu con xDD him xDD nyo UwU thanks UwU fow't ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; nyatuwe UwU he delivers uWu it. 
PAROLLES. x3 'Poow rogues' ^-^ I pray :33 you ÚwÚ say. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. xDD Weww, UwU that's ^w^ set down. 
PAROLLES. ^-^ I x3 humbwy UwU thank ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. xDD A x3 twuth's a >w< twuth-the ^-^ wogues are 
^w^ mawvewwous >_< poow. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. xDD 'Demand :3 of xDD him :3 of what >_> stwength :33 they are ;;w;; a-foot.' 
:3 What say :33 you uWu to that? 
PAROLLES. By >_> my :33 twoth, sir, >_> if ^-^ I were uWu to >_< wive ^w^ this present hour, ^-^ I 
>w< wiww tell :3 twue. Let :33 me :33 see: :3 Spuwio, a x3 hundwed ^-^ and ^w^ fifty; 
>w< Sebastian, ;;w;; so :3 many; OwO Cowambus, ;;w;; so :3 many; Jaques, ;;w;; so :3 many; ÚwÚ Guiwtian, 
Cosmo, >w< Wodowick, ^-^ and ^.^ Gwatii, x3 two x3 hundwed x3 fifty >_< each; mine ^-^ own 
^w^ company, ^w^ Chitophew, UwU Vaumond, ^.^ Bentii, x3 two x3 hundwed x3 fifty >_< each; ;;w;; so 
^w^ that >w< the >_< mustew-fiwe, >w< wotten ^-^ and uWu sound, upon >_> my >_< wife, uWu amounts UwU nyot 
uWu to fifteen >_> thousand OwO poww; :3 hawf :3 of >w< the xDD which dare UwU nyot shake >w< the 
UwU snyow OwO fwom off their :33 cassocks >_> west :33 they shake >w< themsewves uWu to 
pieces. 
>_> BEWTWAM. :3 What >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ donye uWu to him? 
SECOND LORD. >w< Nyothing, but let xDD him have >w< thanks. uWu Demand :3 of xDD him >_> my 
^.^ condition, ^-^ and what x3 cwedit ^-^ I have xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. xDD Weww, UwU that's ^w^ set down. >w< 'You >_< shaww demand :3 of xDD him 
whether >w< onye ;;w;; Captain :33 Dumain >_< be ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU camp, a ^-^ Fwenchman; what ^.^ his 
^-^ weputation is xDD with >w< the Duke, what ^.^ his uWu vawouw, ^.^ honyesty, UwU expewtnyess 
^-^ in >w< waws; >w< ow whether UwU he :33 thinks it were UwU nyot ^-^ possibwe, xDD with 
xDD weww-weighing sums :3 of :3 gowd, uWu to :33 cowwupt xDD him uWu to a >w< wevowt.' :3 What say 
:33 you uWu to xDD this? :3 What do :33 you >_< knyow :3 of it? 
PAROLLES. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, let :33 me answer uWu to >w< the >_< pawticuwaw :3 of >w< the 
:3 intew'gatowies. uWu Demand them xDD singwy. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. :3 Do :33 you >_< knyow ^w^ this ;;w;; Captain Dumain? 
PAROLLES. ^-^ I >_< knyow him: x3 'a >_> was a botcher's uWu pwentice ^-^ in Paris, OwO fwom 
whence UwU he >_> was >_< whipt for >_< getting >w< the >w< shwieve's UwU foow xDD with xDD chiwd-a 
^w^ dumb xDD innyocent ^w^ that ^-^ couwd UwU nyot say xDD him nay. 
>_> BEWTWAM. Nay, :3 by ^-^ youw leave, hold ^-^ youw hands; though ^-^ I >_< knyow ^.^ his 
xDD bwains are forfeit uWu to >w< the UwU nyext :33 tiwe ^w^ that ^w^ fawws. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. xDD Weww, is ^w^ this uWu captain ^-^ in >w< the xDD Duke :3 of Florence's 
>w< camp? 
PAROLLES. ÚwÚ Upon >_> my >w< knyowwedge, UwU he UwU is, ^-^ and :3 wousy. 
SECOND LORD. Nay, >w< wook UwU nyot ;;w;; so upon x3 me; ;;w;; we >_< shaww >_> heaw :3 of ^-^ youw 
OwO wowdship ;;w;; anyon. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. :3 What is ^.^ his ^-^ weputation xDD with >w< the ^-^ Duke? 
PAROLLES. ^.^ The xDD Duke UwU knyows xDD him for xDD nyo x3 othew but a x3 poow officer :3 of 
mine; ^-^ and ^.^ wwit uWu to :33 me ^w^ this x3 othew x3 day uWu to ^w^ tuwn xDD him :33 out uWu o' >_> th' UwU band. 
^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I have ^.^ his letter ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ pocket. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. x3 Mawwy, x3 we'ww UwU seawch. 
PAROLLES. ^.^ In ^w^ good OwO sadnyess, ^-^ I do UwU nyot >w< knyow; OwO eithew it is >w< thewe >w< ow it 
is upon a >_< fiwe xDD with >w< the Duke's x3 othew :33 wettews ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ tent. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. uWu Hewe OwO 'tis; >_> hewe's a paper. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I UwU wead it uWu to :33 you? 
PAROLLES. ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< knyow >_> if it >_< be it >w< ow uWu nyo. 
>_> BEWTWAM. >_< Ouw ^w^ intewpwetew does it ^.^ weww. 
SECOND LORD. UwU Excewwentwy. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. >_< [Weads] x3 'Dian, >w< the :3 Count's a >w< foow, ^-^ and full :3 of 
gold.' 
PAROLLES. :33 That is UwU nyot >w< the Duke's >_> wettew, sir; ^w^ that is :3 an 
advertisement uWu to a xDD pwopew ÚwÚ maid ^-^ in OwO Fwowence, >w< onye x3 Dianya, uWu to ^w^ take 
heed :3 of >w< the allurement :3 of >w< onye ^-^ Count >w< Wousiwwon, a x3 foowish xDD idwe 
uWu boy, but for ;;w;; aww ^w^ that :3 vewy >_< wuttish. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, sir, put it :3 up 
again. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. Nay, >_< I'ww UwU wead it >_> fiwst :3 by ^-^ youw :33 favouw. 
PAROLLES. ^w^ My >_> meanying ^w^ in't, ^-^ I uWu pwotest, >_> was :3 vewy uWu honyest ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ behawf 
:3 of >w< the ^-^ maid; for ^-^ I ^-^ knyew >w< the xDD young ^-^ Count uWu to >_< be a ^w^ dangewous ^-^ and 
lascivious uWu boy, ;;w;; who is a ^.^ whawe uWu to virginity, ^-^ and OwO devouws :3 up ;;w;; aww 
>w< the xDD fwy it finds. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ;;w;; Damnyabwe :33 both-sides xDD wogue! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. >_< [Weads] 
>_> 'When UwU he swears oaths, :33 bid xDD him drop :3 gowd, ^-^ and ^w^ take x3 it; 
uWu Aftew UwU he uWu scowes, UwU he UwU nyevew >w< pays >w< the >_> scowe. 
^w^ Hawf won is ^.^ match ^w^ weww ÚwÚ made; >w< match, ^-^ and ^w^ weww uWu make x3 it; 
He >w< nye'ew >w< pays after-debts, ^w^ take it OwO befowe. 
And say a ^.^ sowdiew, Dian, >_< towd ÚwÚ thee ^.^ this: 
>w< Men are uWu to ^w^ meww OwO with, >_< boys are UwU nyot uWu to uWu kiss; 
:3 Fow >_> count :3 of ^w^ this, >w< the :3 Count's a >w< foow, ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ it, 
>_< Who >w< pays :3 befowe, but UwU nyot uWu when UwU he does ^-^ owe uWu it. 
>w< Thinye, ÚwÚ as UwU he UwU vow'd uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in ^w^ thinye ^-^ eaw, 
;;w;; PAWOWWES.' 
>_> BEWTWAM. He >_< shaww >_< be >_< whipt through >w< the >w< awmy xDD with ^w^ this rhyme :33 in's 
forehead. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^.^ This is ^-^ youw ^-^ devoted ^.^ fwiend, sir, >w< the manifold 
^-^ winguist, ^-^ and >w< the amnipotent ÚwÚ sowdiew. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ^w^ enduwe anything :33 befowe but a ^.^ cat, ^-^ and now ÚwÚ he's a 
:3 cat uWu to >w< me. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. ^-^ I uWu pewceive, sir, :3 by x3 ouw :33 Genyewaw's OwO wooks ;;w;; we >_< shaww >_< be 
:33 fain uWu to ;;w;; hang ÚwÚ you. 
PAROLLES. ^w^ My >_< wife, sir, ^-^ in :33 any ;;w;; case! uWu Nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I am afraid uWu to ^-^ die, 
but that, >_> my >_> offences being ÚwÚ many, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ wepent :33 out >w< the 
xDD wemaindew :3 of ^w^ nyatuwe. Let :33 me >_< wive, sir, ^-^ in a dungeon, ^.^ i' >_> th' 
>_> stocks, >w< ow anywhere, ;;w;; so ^-^ I ^w^ may xDD wive. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. >w< We'ww see what ^w^ may >_< be x3 donye, ;;w;; so :33 you x3 confess freely; 
>_< thewefowe, once :33 mowe uWu to ^w^ this ;;w;; Captain ;;w;; Dumain: :33 you have OwO answew'd uWu to 
^.^ his ^-^ weputation xDD with >w< the Duke, ^-^ and uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ vawouw; what is ^.^ his 
^.^ honyesty? 
PAROLLES. He >w< wiww ^w^ steaw, sir, :3 an ;;w;; egg :33 out :3 of a ^.^ cwoistew; for rapes 
^-^ and ^.^ wavishments UwU he >_< pawawwews Nessus. He >_> pwofesses UwU nyot ^w^ keeping :3 of 
UwU oaths; ^-^ in >_> bweaking >w< 'em UwU he is >_< stwongew than :33 Hewcuwes. He >w< wiww lie, 
sir, xDD with >_< such >w< vowubiwity ^w^ that :33 you :3 wouwd xDD think >_> twuth were a OwO foow. 
x3 Dwunkennyess is ^.^ his uWu best virtue, for UwU he >w< wiww >_< be ^-^ swinye-dwunk; ^-^ and 
^-^ in ^.^ his OwO sweep UwU he does ^-^ wittwe >_< hawm, >_< save uWu to ^.^ his :33 bedcwothes uWu about 
xDD him; but :33 they >_< knyow ^.^ his ^-^ conditions ^-^ and lay xDD him ^-^ in >_> stwaw. ^-^ I have 
but ^-^ wittwe :33 mowe uWu to say, sir, :3 of ^.^ his OwO honyesty. He has ;;w;; evewything 
^w^ that :3 an uWu honyest man OwO shouwd UwU nyot x3 have; what :3 an uWu honyest man OwO shouwd 
have UwU he has >w< nyothing. 
SECOND LORD. ^-^ I begin uWu to :33 wove xDD him for this. 
>_> BEWTWAM. :3 Fow ^w^ this :3 descwiption :3 of ^w^ thinye ^.^ honyesty? xDD A pox upon uWu him! :3 Fow 
me, ÚwÚ he's :33 mowe ^-^ and :33 mowe a ^.^ cat. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. :3 What say :33 you uWu to ^.^ his UwU expewtnyess ^-^ in :33 waw? 
PAROLLES. ^-^ Faith, sir, has led >w< the OwO dwum :33 befowe >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish 
tragedians-to ^w^ bewie xDD him ^-^ I >w< wiww not-and :33 mowe :3 of ^.^ his x3 sowdiew-ship 
^-^ I >_< knyow not, except ^-^ in ^w^ that xDD countwy UwU he ^w^ had >w< the >w< honyouw uWu to >_< be >w< the 
officer :3 at a :3 pwace >w< thewe :3 cawwed OwO Miwe-end uWu to instruct for >w< the 
:33 doubwing :3 of files-I :3 wouwd do >w< the man what >w< honyouw ^-^ I can-but :3 of 
^w^ this ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^.^ cewtain. 
SECOND LORD. He hath uWu out-viwwain'd ^-^ viwwainy ;;w;; so far ^w^ that >w< the xDD wawity 
xDD wedeems ^-^ him. 
>_> BEWTWAM. xDD A pox on uWu him! ÚwÚ he's a :3 cat >w< stiww. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. :33 His ^-^ quawities being :3 at ^w^ this x3 poow ^.^ pwice, ^-^ I need UwU nyot 
uWu to ask :33 you >_> if >_< gowd >w< wiww :33 cowwupt xDD him uWu to revolt. 
PAROLLES. x3 Siw, for a OwO cawdecue UwU he >w< wiww :3 seww >w< the UwU fee-simpwe :3 of ^.^ his 
>_> sawvation, >w< the inheritance :3 of x3 it; ^-^ and cut >_> th' ^w^ entaiw OwO fwom ;;w;; aww 
>_< wemaindews ^-^ and a xDD pewpetuaw succession for it ;;w;; pewpetuawwy. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. What's ^.^ his ^-^ bwothew, >w< the x3 othew ;;w;; Captain Dumain? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^.^ Why does UwU he ask xDD him :3 of ÚwÚ me? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. What's ^-^ he? 
PAROLLES. :33 E'en a >w< cwow uWu o' >_> th' ^-^ same ÚwÚ nyest; UwU nyot altogether ;;w;; so >_> gweat ÚwÚ as 
>w< the >_> fiwst ^-^ in ÚwÚ goodnyess, but greater a >_> gweat ^.^ deaw ^-^ in evil. He 
x3 excews ^.^ his brother for a uWu cowawd; yet ^.^ his brother is >w< weputed >w< onye 
:3 of >w< the uWu best ^w^ that ^.^ is. ^.^ In a ^w^ wetweat UwU he ÚwÚ outwuns :33 any >_> wackey: x3 mawwy, 
^-^ in >w< coming on UwU he has >w< the UwU cwamp. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. UwU If ^-^ youw OwO wife >_< be OwO saved, >w< wiww :33 you ;;w;; undewtake uWu to :3 betway 
>w< the :33 Fwowentinye? 
PAROLLES. x3 Ay, ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; Captain :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ Howse, ^-^ Count >_> Wousiwwon. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. >_< I'ww :3 whispew xDD with >w< the General, ^-^ and >_< knyow ^.^ his 
^.^ pweasuwe. 
PAROLLES. [Aside] >_< I'ww xDD nyo :33 mowe drumming. xDD A ^w^ pwague :3 of ;;w;; aww drums! 
^w^ Onwy uWu to seem uWu to ^w^ desewve UwU weww, ^-^ and uWu to ^w^ beguiwe >w< the ÚwÚ supposition :3 of 
^w^ that lascivious xDD young :33 boy >w< the x3 Count, have ^-^ I run uWu into ^w^ this :3 dangew. 
^w^ Yet ;;w;; who :3 wouwd have ^-^ suspected :3 an >_< ambush >w< whewe ^-^ I >_> was ;;w;; taken? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo ^.^ wemedy, sir, but :33 you must ^.^ die. 
^.^ The UwU Genyewaw x3 says :33 you ^w^ that have ;;w;; so ^.^ twaitowouswy ÚwÚ discovew'd >w< the 
>_< secwets :3 of ^-^ youw :3 awmy, ^-^ and uWu made >_< such >_< pestifewous UwU wepowts :3 of ^-^ men 
:3 vewy ^w^ nyobwy xDD hewd, ^w^ can >_> sewve >w< the UwU wowwd for xDD nyo uWu honyest use; x3 thewefowe 
:33 you must ^.^ die. uWu Come, xDD headsman, :3 of xDD with ^.^ his head. 
PAROLLES. O Lord, sir, let :33 me >_< wive, >w< ow let :33 me see >_> my uWu death! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. :33 That >_< shaww ^.^ you, ^-^ and ^w^ take ^-^ youw uWu weave :3 of ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw 
uWu fwiends. [Unmuffling :33 him] So >w< wook uWu about you; >_< knyow :33 you :33 any :33 hewe? 
>_> BEWTWAM. Good UwU mowwow, ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ Captain. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. >_> God bless ^.^ you, ;;w;; Captain >w< Pawowwes. 
SECOND LORD. >_> God >_< save ^.^ you, ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ Captain. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. >w< Captain, what uWu gweeting >w< wiww :33 you uWu to >_> my xDD Wowd ^.^ Wafeu? ^-^ I am 
for >_< Fwance. 
SECOND LORD. Good >w< Captain, >w< wiww :33 you >w< give :33 me a ^.^ copy :3 of >w< the xDD sonnyet 
:33 you ^.^ wwit uWu to UwU Dianya ^-^ in ÚwÚ behawf :3 of >w< the ^-^ Count Rousillon? ;;w;; An ^-^ I were UwU nyot 
a :3 vewy >w< cowawd uWu I'd compel it :3 of you; but fare :33 you ^.^ weww. 
Exeunt BERTRAM ^-^ and LORDS 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. You are undone, >w< Captain, ;;w;; aww but ^-^ youw UwU scawf; ^w^ that 
has a xDD knyot on 't yet. 
PAROLLES. >_< Who ;;w;; cannyot >_< be crush'd xDD with a ^-^ pwot? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. UwU If :33 you ^-^ couwd find :33 out a xDD countwy >w< whewe but :33 women were 
^w^ that ^w^ had x3 weceived ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >w< shame, :33 you :33 might begin :3 an OwO impudent 
nation. ÚwÚ Fawe xDD ye UwU weww, sir; ^-^ I am for >_< Fwance too; ;;w;; we >_< shaww UwU speak :3 of 
:33 you >w< thewe. x3 Exit xDD with SOLDIERS 
PAROLLES. ^w^ Yet am ^-^ I ^-^ thankfuw. UwU If >_> my :33 heawt were ^-^ gweat, 
>_> 'Twouwd OwO buwst :3 at this. ;;w;; Captain >_< I'ww >_< be xDD nyo >_< mowe; 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ eat, ^-^ and drink, ^-^ and OwO sweep ÚwÚ as UwU soft 
:33 As uWu captain uWu shaww. ;;w;; Simpwy >w< the >_> thing ^-^ I am 
ÚwÚ Shaww uWu make :33 me xDD wive. >_< Who UwU knyows himself a x3 bwaggawt, 
Let xDD him ^w^ feaw this; for it >w< wiww come uWu to ^w^ pass 
:33 That >_> evewy ÚwÚ bwaggawt >_< shaww >_< be x3 found :3 an ÚwÚ ass. 
:33 Wust, sword; ^-^ coow, ^-^ bwushes; UwU and, Parolles, >_< wive 
;;w;; Safest ^-^ in >w< shame. ÚwÚ Being fool'd, :3 by >_< foow'wy thrive. 
Thewe's :3 pwace ^-^ and ÚwÚ means for >_> evewy man >w< awive. 
>_< I'ww after uWu them. x3 Exit 




>_< ACT ÚwÚ IV ^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 
^.^ The WIDOW'S house 

^-^ Entew OwO HEWENyA, ^w^ WIDOW, ^-^ and >_< DIANyA 

>w< HEWENyA. :33 That :33 you ^w^ may ^w^ weww :3 pewceive ^-^ I have UwU nyot wrong'd >_> you! 
uWu Onye :3 of >w< the >w< gweatest ^-^ in >w< the Christian UwU wowwd 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be >_> my surety; :3 fowe :3 whose ^w^ thwonye ÚwÚ 'tis needful, 
Ere ^-^ I ^w^ can UwU pewfect mine xDD intents, uWu to :3 knyeew. 
ÚwÚ Time >_> was ^-^ I >w< did xDD him a desired ;;w;; office, 
^-^ Deaw almost ÚwÚ as ^.^ his ^-^ wife; xDD which OwO gwatitude 
>_> Thwough x3 fwinty OwO Tawtaw's bosom :3 wouwd ^.^ peep forth, 
And answer xDD 'Thanks.' ^-^ I ÚwÚ duwy am inform'd 
:33 His Grace is :3 at Marseilles, uWu to xDD which :3 pwace 
OwO We have >_< convenyient xDD convoy. You must >_< knyow 
^-^ I am x3 supposed xDD dead. ^.^ The >w< awmy ÚwÚ bweaking, 
^w^ My :3 husband :3 hies xDD him ;;w;; home; where, :3 heaven aiding, 
And :3 by >w< the uWu weave :3 of >_> my ^w^ good lord >w< the :3 King, 
>w< We'ww >_< be :33 befowe x3 ouw x3 wewcome. 
^w^ WIDOW. Gentle ÚwÚ madam, 
You UwU nyevew ^w^ had a servant uWu to :3 whose xDD twust 
;;w;; Youw business >_> was :33 mowe x3 wewcome. 
>w< HEWENyA. >_> Nyow ^.^ you, mistress, 
x3 Evew a uWu fwiend :3 whose ;;w;; thoughts :33 mowe >_< twuwy UwU wabouw 
>_< To recompense ^-^ youw :3 wove. uWu Doubt UwU nyot but :3 heaven 
uWu Hath brought :33 me :3 up uWu to >_< be ^-^ youw UwU daughtew's dower, 
:33 As it hath uWu fated ;;w;; hew uWu to >_< be >_> my ^w^ motive 
And ÚwÚ hewpew uWu to a xDD husband. >w< But, O ^-^ stwange men! 
:33 That ^w^ can >_< such sweet ÚwÚ use uWu make :3 of what :33 they hate, 
When saucy :33 twusting :3 of >w< the >_> cozen'd ;;w;; thoughts 
^-^ Defiwes >w< the pitchy night. So OwO wust x3 doth uWu pway 
With what it ^-^ woathes, for ^w^ that xDD which is uWu away. 
xDD But :33 mowe :3 of ^w^ this ^.^ heweaftew. You, x3 Dianya, 
Under >_> my x3 poow >_> instwuctions yet must :3 suffew 
^w^ Something ^-^ in >_> my :3 behawf. 
xDD DIANyA. Let ÚwÚ death ^-^ and uWu honyesty 
:3 Go xDD with ^-^ youw >_< impositions, ^-^ I am ;;w;; youws 
ÚwÚ Upon ^-^ youw >w< wiww uWu to :33 suffew. 
>w< HEWENyA. uWu Yet, ^-^ I pray ;;w;; you: 
xDD But xDD with >w< the :3 wowd >w< the :3 time >w< wiww >_< bwing on summer, 
When ;;w;; bwiews >_< shaww have leaves ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as :3 thowns 
And >_< be ÚwÚ as sweet ÚwÚ as >_< shawp. OwO We must away; 
>_< Ouw waggon is uWu pwepaw'd, ^-^ and :3 time >w< wevives :33 us. 
>w< Aww's ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ that :3 Ends Well. UwU Stiww >w< the ÚwÚ finye's >w< the ;;w;; cwown. 
Whate'er >w< the ^w^ couwse, >w< the UwU end is >w< the ÚwÚ wenyown. Exeunt 




>_< ACT ÚwÚ IV ^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 5. 
>_> Wousiwwon. ^.^ The ;;w;; COUNT'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew COUNTESS, xDD WAFEU, ^-^ and :3 CWOWN 

uWu WAFEU. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, uWu nyo, ^-^ son >_> was ^-^ miswed xDD with a snipt-taffeta uWu fewwow 
there, :3 whose >_< viwwainyous saffron :3 wouwd have uWu made ;;w;; aww >w< the unbak'd 
^-^ and doughy ^w^ youth :3 of a >w< nyation ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO cowouw. ;;w;; Youw uWu daughtew-in-waw 
^w^ had OwO been ^-^ awive :3 at ^w^ this hour, ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^-^ son ÚwÚ hewe :3 at ;;w;; home, :33 mowe 
^.^ advanc'd :3 by >w< the OwO King than :3 by ^w^ that >_< wed-taiw'd humble-bee ^-^ I UwU speak 
>_< of. 
COUNTESS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had UwU nyot known ^-^ him. >_> It >_> was >w< the ÚwÚ death :3 of >w< the :3 most 
x3 viwtuous :3 gentwewoman ^w^ that ^-^ evew ;;w;; nyatuwe ^w^ had praise for >w< cweating. UwU If 
she ^w^ had :3 pawtaken :3 of >_> my >w< fwesh, ^-^ and cost :33 me >w< the x3 deawest OwO gwoans :3 of a 
x3 mothew. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot have owed ;;w;; hew a :33 mowe :3 wooted :3 wove. 
uWu WAFEU. >_< 'Twas a ^w^ good xDD wady, x3 'twas a ^w^ good OwO wady. OwO We ^w^ may xDD pick a >_> thousand 
^w^ sawwets ^-^ ewe ;;w;; we :3 wight on >_< such uWu anyothew ÚwÚ hewb. 
UwU CWOWN. Indeed, sir, she >_> was >w< the ^.^ sweet-mawjowam :3 of >w< the x3 sawwet, >_< ow, 
^w^ wathew, >w< the herb :3 of grace. 
uWu WAFEU. xDD They are UwU nyot xDD sawwet-hewbs, :33 you :33 knyave; :33 they are nose-herbs. 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I am xDD nyo >_> gweat OwO Nyebuchadnyezzaw, sir; ^-^ I have UwU nyot ÚwÚ much OwO skiww ^-^ in 
^-^ gwass. 
uWu WAFEU. ^.^ Whethew dost >w< thou profess xDD thysewf-a ÚwÚ knyave >w< ow a UwU foow? 
UwU CWOWN. xDD A >w< foow, sir, :3 at a :3 woman's service, ^-^ and a ÚwÚ knyave :3 at a UwU man's. 
uWu WAFEU. ;;w;; Youw >_< distinction? 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< cozen >w< the man :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ and do ^.^ his ^.^ sewvice. 
uWu WAFEU. So :33 you were a ÚwÚ knyave :3 at ^.^ his service, indeed. 
UwU CWOWN. And ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< give ^.^ his uWu wife >_> my ÚwÚ baubwe, sir, uWu to do ;;w;; hew ^.^ sewvice. 
uWu WAFEU. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< subscwibe for ;;w;; thee; >w< thou UwU awt x3 both ÚwÚ knyave ^-^ and OwO foow. 
UwU CWOWN. x3 At ^-^ youw ^.^ sewvice. 
uWu WAFEU. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, uWu nyo. 
UwU CWOWN. :3 Why, sir, >_> if ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_> sewve ^.^ you, ^-^ I ^w^ can >_> sewve ÚwÚ as >_> gweat a 
prince ÚwÚ as :33 you ÚwÚ awe. 
uWu WAFEU. :33 Who's that? xDD A Frenchman? 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ Faith, sir, x3 'a has :3 an ÚwÚ Engwish name; but ^.^ his ;;w;; fisnyomy is :33 mowe 
hotter ^-^ in >_< Fwance than >w< thewe. 
uWu WAFEU. :3 What prince is that? 
UwU CWOWN. ^.^ The :3 Bwack Prince, sir; >w< awias, >w< the xDD Pwince :3 of :3 Dawknyess; >w< awias, 
>w< the ^w^ deviw. 
uWu WAFEU. x3 Howd ^-^ thee, >_< thewe's >_> my ÚwÚ puwse. ^-^ I >w< give ÚwÚ thee UwU nyot ^w^ this uWu to suggest 
ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom thy ^w^ mastew >w< thou >w< tawk'st OwO of; >_> sewve xDD him >w< stiww. 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I am a xDD woodwand fellow, sir, ^w^ that uWu awways loved a >_> gweat ^w^ fiwe; 
^-^ and >w< the ^w^ mastew ^-^ I UwU speak :3 of ^-^ evew xDD keeps a ^w^ good >w< fiwe. >w< But, ^.^ suwe, UwU he 
is >w< the prince :3 of >w< the :3 wowwd; let ^.^ his ^.^ nyobiwity UwU wemain :33 in's ^.^ couwt. ^-^ I 
am for >w< the house xDD with >w< the narrow UwU gate, xDD which ^-^ I ^w^ take uWu to >_< be x3 too 
^-^ wittwe for uWu pomp uWu to enter. ^.^ Some ^w^ that OwO humbwe >w< themsewves ^.^ may; but 
>w< the uWu many >w< wiww >_< be x3 too ^w^ chiww ^-^ and tender: ^-^ and ^.^ they'ww >_< be for >w< the 
>w< fwow'wy x3 way ^w^ that >_< weads uWu to >w< the >_< bwoad ^.^ gate ^-^ and >w< the >_> gweat >w< fiwe. 
uWu WAFEU. :3 Go thy OwO ways, ^-^ I begin uWu to >_< be aweary :3 of ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and ^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee 
;;w;; so :3 befowe, ÚwÚ because ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot x3 faww :33 out xDD with ;;w;; thee. :3 Go thy ways; 
let >_> my :3 howses >_< be ^w^ weww OwO wook'd x3 to, :33 without :33 any >_< twicks. 
UwU CWOWN. UwU If ^-^ I put :33 any :33 twicks upon ^w^ 'em, sir, :33 they >_< shaww >_< be uWu jades' 
;;w;; twicks, xDD which are their ^-^ own >w< wight :3 by >w< the :3 waw :3 of ^w^ nyatuwe. 
x3 Exit 
uWu WAFEU. xDD A ^-^ shwewd >_> knyave, ^-^ and :3 an unhappy. 
COUNTESS. So x3 'a ^.^ is. ^w^ My lord UwU that's ^w^ gonye uWu made himself ÚwÚ much >_> spowt 
:33 out :3 of ^-^ him. By ^.^ his ^w^ authowity UwU he uWu wemains ;;w;; hewe, xDD which UwU he :33 thinks is 
a ÚwÚ patent for ^.^ his :3 saucinyess; ^-^ and uWu indeed UwU he has xDD nyo >_> pace, but UwU wuns 
>w< whewe UwU he :3 wiww. 
uWu WAFEU. ^-^ I OwO wike xDD him :3 weww; ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot :3 amiss. And ^-^ I >_> was uWu about uWu to tell 
^.^ you, >_> since ^-^ I heard :3 of >w< the ^w^ good ^w^ wady's >_< death, ^-^ and ^w^ that >_> my lord 
^-^ youw ^-^ son >_> was upon ^.^ his ^w^ wetuwn ;;w;; home, ^-^ I :33 moved >w< the OwO King >_> my ^w^ mastew uWu to 
UwU speak ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ behawf :3 of >_> my UwU daughtew; which, ^-^ in >w< the >_< minyowity :3 of 
them both, ^.^ his >_> Majesty :33 out :3 of a xDD sewf-gwacious :33 wemembwance >w< did 
>_> fiwst >_> pwopose. :33 His Highness hath >_< pwomis'd :33 me uWu to do x3 it; UwU and, uWu to 
>w< stop :3 up >w< the ;;w;; dispweasuwe UwU he hath conceived ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw son, >w< thewe 
is xDD nyo :33 fittew >w< mattew. UwU How does ^-^ youw >_< wadyship OwO wike it? 
COUNTESS. With :3 vewy ÚwÚ much :33 content, >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ and ^-^ I :33 wish it ^.^ happiwy 
effected. 
uWu WAFEU. :33 His Highness ÚwÚ comes ÚwÚ post OwO fwom Marseilles, :3 of ÚwÚ as able body ÚwÚ as 
uWu when UwU he :3 nyumbew'd xDD thiwty; x3 'a >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ hewe x3 to-mowwow, >w< ow ^-^ I am 
x3 deceiv'd :3 by xDD him ^w^ that ^-^ in >_< such intelligence hath >_> sewdom ;;w;; faiw'd. 
COUNTESS. >_> It :3 wejoices :33 me ^w^ that ^-^ I hope ^-^ I >_< shaww see xDD him ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^.^ die. 
^-^ I have :33 wettews ^w^ that >_> my ^-^ son >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ hewe xDD to-nyight. ^-^ I >_< shaww uWu beseech 
^-^ youw OwO wowdship uWu to UwU wemain xDD with :33 me x3 taw :33 they meet together. 
uWu WAFEU. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I >_> was ^.^ thinking xDD with what :3 mannyews ^-^ I :33 might xDD safewy >_< be 
admitted. 
COUNTESS. You need but xDD pwead ^-^ youw >w< honyouwabwe :33 pwiviwege. 
uWu WAFEU. Lady, :3 of ^w^ that ^-^ I have uWu made a xDD bowd >_> chawtew; OwO but, ^-^ I UwU thank >_> my 
God, it UwU howds yet. 

^-^ We-entew :3 CWOWN 

UwU CWOWN. O ÚwÚ madam, >w< yondew's >_> my lord ^-^ youw ^-^ son xDD with a ^-^ patch :3 of ^-^ vewvet 
;;w;; on's xDD face; whether >w< thewe >_< be a scar ^.^ undew 't >w< ow uWu nyo, >w< the ^-^ vewvet 
:33 knyows; but ÚwÚ 'tis a goodly ^-^ patch :3 of velvet. :33 His UwU weft cheek is a 
cheek :3 of x3 two pile ^-^ and a half, but ^.^ his >w< wight cheek is worn UwU bawe. 
uWu WAFEU. xDD A scar ^w^ nyobwy >w< got, >w< ow a ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ scaw, is a ^w^ good liv'ry :3 of 
^.^ honyouw; ;;w;; so xDD bewike is UwU that. 
UwU CWOWN. xDD But it is ^-^ youw carbonado'd OwO face. 
uWu WAFEU. Let uWu us ^w^ go see ^-^ youw son, ^-^ I pray you; 
^-^ I long uWu to ^-^ tawk xDD with >w< the xDD young ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ sowdiew. 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ Faith, >_< thewe's a dozen :3 of ^w^ 'em, xDD with delicate UwU finye hats, ^-^ and 
:3 most courteous >w< feathews, xDD which bow >w< the ^.^ head ^-^ and UwU nyod :3 at >_> evewy man. 
Exeunt 



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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 
:3 Mawseiwwes. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew OwO HEWENyA, ^w^ WIDOW, ^-^ and UwU DIANyA, xDD with x3 two x3 ATTENDANTS 

>w< HEWENyA. xDD But ^w^ this :3 exceeding >w< posting x3 day ^-^ and night 
ÚwÚ Must >_< weaw ^-^ youw >_> spiwits low; ;;w;; we ;;w;; cannyot :33 hewp uWu it. 
xDD But >_> since :33 you have uWu made >w< the ^-^ days ^-^ and nights ÚwÚ as :3 onye, 
>_< To >_< weaw ^-^ youw ÚwÚ gentwe ^w^ wimbs ^-^ in >_> my affairs, 
;;w;; Be xDD bowd :33 you do ;;w;; so ÚwÚ gwow ^-^ in >_> my :3 wequitaw 
:33 As OwO nyothing ^w^ can ^.^ unwoot ÚwÚ you. 

^-^ Entew a >_> GENTWEMAN 

^.^ In happy :3 time! 
^.^ This man ^w^ may :33 hewp :33 me uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ Majesty's ^-^ eaw, 
UwU If UwU he :3 wouwd ÚwÚ spend ^.^ his >_< powew. >_> God >_< save ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
;;w;; GENTWEMAN. And ÚwÚ you. 
>w< HEWENyA. x3 Siw, ^-^ I have seen :33 you ^-^ in >w< the >w< couwt :3 of >_< Fwance. 
;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I have OwO been uWu sometimes >w< thewe. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ I do ÚwÚ pwesume, sir, ^w^ that :33 you are UwU nyot ^w^ faww'n 
^w^ Fwom >w< the >_< wepowt ^w^ that :3 goes upon ^-^ youw goodness; 
And >_< thewefowe, ^w^ goaded xDD with :3 most :33 shawp >w< occasions, 
Which lay uWu nyice :3 mannyews ;;w;; by, ^-^ I put :33 you uWu to 
^.^ The ÚwÚ use :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ own OwO viwtues, for >w< the xDD which 
^-^ I >_< shaww ;;w;; continyue ^-^ thankfuw. 
;;w;; GENTWEMAN. What's ^-^ youw will? 
>w< HEWENyA. :33 That it >w< wiww UwU pwease :33 you 
>_< To >w< give ^w^ this x3 poow :33 petition uWu to >w< the OwO King; 
And >_< aid :33 me xDD with ^w^ that >_> stowe :3 of ÚwÚ powew :33 you have 
>_< To come uWu into ^.^ his :3 pwesence. 
;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^.^ The King's UwU nyot uWu hewe. 
>w< HEWENyA. uWu Nyot ;;w;; hewe, >_> siw? 
;;w;; GENTWEMAN. uWu Nyot indeed. 
He hence uWu wemov'd last OwO nyight, ^-^ and xDD with :33 mowe haste 
uWu Than is ^.^ his ^w^ use. 
^w^ WIDOW. Lord, how ;;w;; we ;;w;; wose x3 ouw ^-^ pains! 
>w< HEWENyA. >w< Aww's ÚwÚ Weww :33 That :3 Ends ÚwÚ Weww yet, 
OwO Though :3 time seem ;;w;; so >w< advewse ^-^ and ÚwÚ means xDD unfit. 
^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, >_< whithew is UwU he :33 gonye? 
;;w;; GENTWEMAN. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ take ^w^ it, uWu to ;;w;; Wousiwwon; 
uWu Whithew ^-^ I am going. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, sir, 
;;w;; Since :33 you are OwO wike uWu to see >w< the OwO King :33 befowe me, 
Commend >w< the paper uWu to ^.^ his OwO gwacious UwU hand; 
Which ^-^ I >w< pwesume >_< shaww x3 wendew :33 you xDD nyo ÚwÚ bwame, 
xDD But :3 wathew uWu make :33 you UwU thank ^-^ youw ^-^ pains for uWu it. 
^-^ I >w< wiww come after :33 you xDD with what ^w^ good >_< speed 
>_< Ouw ÚwÚ means >w< wiww uWu make uWu us UwU means. 
;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^.^ This >_< I'ww do for ÚwÚ you. 
>w< HEWENyA. And :33 you >_< shaww find :33 youwsewf uWu to >_< be ^w^ weww ÚwÚ thank'd, 
Whate'er ;;w;; fawws >w< mowe. OwO We must uWu to ;;w;; howse UwU again; 
^.^ Go, go, OwO pwovide. Exeunt 




>_< ACT ^.^ V ^w^ SCENyE 2. 
>_> Wousiwwon. ^.^ The uWu innyew >w< couwt :3 of >w< the ;;w;; COUNT'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew :3 CWOWN ^-^ and xDD PAWOWWES 

PAROLLES. Good OwO Monsieuw ^.^ Wavache, >w< give >_> my xDD Wowd ^-^ Wafeu ^w^ this OwO wettew. ^-^ I 
have ^-^ ewe uWu nyow, sir, OwO been xDD bettew known uWu to ^.^ you, uWu when ^-^ I have :3 hewd 
familiarity xDD with ÚwÚ fweshew ÚwÚ cwothes; but ^-^ I am uWu nyow, sir, muddied ^-^ in 
^-^ Fowtunye's OwO mood, ^-^ and x3 smeww ;;w;; somewhat strong :3 of ;;w;; hew strong 
:33 dispweasuwe. 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ Twuwy, ^-^ Fowtunye's ;;w;; dispweasuwe is but :3 swuttish, >_> if it x3 smeww 
;;w;; so ^w^ stwongwy ÚwÚ as >w< thou ^-^ speak'st >_< of. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< hencefowth >w< eat xDD nyo uWu fish 
:3 of ^-^ Fowtunye's butt'ring. xDD Pwithee, OwO awwow >w< the ÚwÚ wind. 
PAROLLES. Nay, :33 you need UwU nyot uWu to >w< stop ^-^ youw ÚwÚ nyose, sir; ^-^ I spake but :3 by 
a metaphor. 
UwU CWOWN. Indeed, sir, >_> if ^-^ youw ;;w;; metaphow ^.^ stink, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< stop >_> my ^.^ nyose; >w< ow 
ÚwÚ against :33 any man's metaphor. xDD Pwithee, x3 get ÚwÚ thee further. 
PAROLLES. xDD Pway ^.^ you, sir, >w< dewivew :33 me ^w^ this paper. 
UwU CWOWN. ÚwÚ Foh! >_> pwithee >_< stand uWu away. xDD A paper OwO fwom ^-^ Fowtunye's close-stool 
uWu to >w< give uWu to a >w< nyobweman! ÚwÚ Wook ÚwÚ hewe UwU he ÚwÚ comes ^.^ himsewf. 

^-^ Entew LAFEU 

uWu Hewe is a pur :3 of Fortune's, sir, >w< ow :3 of ^-^ Fowtunye's ^.^ cat, but UwU nyot 
a x3 musk-cat, ^w^ that has ^w^ faww'n uWu into >w< the :3 uncwean fishpond :3 of ;;w;; hew 
>w< dispweasuwe, UwU and, ÚwÚ as UwU he x3 says, is muddied withal. xDD Pway ^.^ you, sir, 
ÚwÚ use >w< the :33 cawp ÚwÚ as :33 you ^.^ may; for UwU he OwO wooks OwO wike a poor, >_< decayed, 
x3 ingenyious, foolish, :33 wascawwy >w< knyave. ^-^ I do :33 pity ^.^ his ^-^ distwess 
^-^ in >_> my ^-^ simiwes :3 of uWu comfowt, ^-^ and uWu weave xDD him uWu to ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. 
x3 Exit 
PAROLLES. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I am a man whom OwO Fowtunye hath cruelly ÚwÚ scwatch'd. 
uWu WAFEU. And what :3 wouwd :33 you have :33 me uWu to do? 'Tis x3 too OwO wate uWu to :3 pawe ;;w;; hew 
^-^ nyaiws UwU nyow. Wherein have :33 you x3 pwayed >w< the ÚwÚ knyave xDD with ÚwÚ Fowtunye, ^w^ that 
she OwO shouwd scratch ^.^ you, ;;w;; who :3 of x3 hewsewf is a ^w^ good lady ^-^ and :3 wouwd 
UwU nyot have xDD knyaves :3 thwive long ^.^ undew :33 hew? Thewe's a OwO cawdecue for 
ÚwÚ you. Let >w< the >_< justices uWu make :33 you ^-^ and OwO Fowtunye :3 fwiends; ^-^ I am for 
x3 othew >_> businyess. 
PAROLLES. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw >w< honyouw uWu to >_> heaw :33 me >w< onye :33 singwe word. 
uWu WAFEU. You >w< beg a :33 singwe >w< penny >_< mowe; come, :33 you >_< shaww UwU ha't; >_< save ^-^ youw 
word. 
PAROLLES. ^w^ My ;;w;; nyame, >_> my ^w^ good lord, is >w< Pawowwes. 
uWu WAFEU. You >w< beg :33 mowe than :3 wowd ^w^ then. Cox >_> my x3 passion! >w< give :33 me ^-^ youw 
;;w;; hand. UwU How does ^-^ youw ^.^ dwum? 
PAROLLES. O >_> my ^w^ good lord, :33 you were >w< the >_> fiwst ^w^ that x3 found >w< me. 
uWu WAFEU. uWu Was ;;w;; I, ^-^ in :33 sooth? And ^-^ I >_> was >w< the >_> fiwst ^w^ that :33 wost ;;w;; thee. 
PAROLLES. >_> It ^w^ wies ^-^ in ^.^ you, >_> my lord, uWu to >_< bwing :33 me ^-^ in ÚwÚ some ;;w;; gwace, for 
:33 you >w< did >_< bwing :33 me x3 out. 
uWu WAFEU. >_> Out upon ^-^ thee, ^w^ knyave! OwO Dost >w< thou put upon :33 me :3 at once x3 both >w< the 
:33 office :3 of >_> God ^-^ and >w< the x3 deviw? uWu Onye UwU bwings >w< the ^-^ in ;;w;; gwace, ^-^ and >w< the 
x3 othew UwU bwings ÚwÚ thee x3 out. ^-^ [Twumpets ÚwÚ sound] ^.^ The King's UwU coming; ^-^ I 
>_< knyow :3 by ^.^ his uWu twumpets. ^w^ Siwwah, >_> inquiwe further after x3 me; ^-^ I ^w^ had 
^-^ tawk :3 of :33 you last night. OwO Though :33 you are a UwU foow ^-^ and a >_> knyave, :33 you 
>_< shaww UwU eat. :3 Go :33 to; ^w^ fowwow. 
PAROLLES. ^-^ I praise >_> God for ÚwÚ you. Exeunt 




>_< ACT ^.^ V ^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 
>_> Wousiwwon. ^.^ The ;;w;; COUNT'S ^-^ pawace 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew x3 KING, COUNTESS, xDD WAFEU, >w< the x3 two xDD FWENCH >w< WOWDS, xDD with x3 ATTENDANTS 

uWu KING. OwO We :33 wost a ÚwÚ jewew :3 of >w< hew, ^-^ and x3 ouw ^-^ esteem 
uWu Was uWu made ÚwÚ much OwO poowew :3 by x3 it; but ^-^ youw son, 
:33 As uWu mad ^-^ in >w< fowwy, ^-^ wack'd >w< the sense uWu to >_< knyow 
ÚwÚ Hew :3 estimation home. 
COUNTESS. 'Tis >_> past, >_> my :33 wiege; 
And ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw >_> Majesty uWu to uWu make it 
Natural uWu webewwion, ^w^ donye ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU bwaze :3 of uWu youth, 
When oil ^-^ and ÚwÚ fiwe, x3 too strong for reason's force, 
;;w;; O'ewbeaws it ^-^ and uWu buwns >_< on. 
uWu KING. ^w^ My ÚwÚ honyouw'd xDD wady, 
^-^ I have OwO fowgiven ^-^ and forgotten all; 
OwO Though >_> my revenges were >_> high bent upon xDD him 
And watch'd >w< the :3 time uWu to uWu shoot. 
uWu WAFEU. ^.^ This ^-^ I must say- 
xDD But first, ^-^ I >w< beg >_> my ÚwÚ pawdon: >w< the xDD young lord 
ÚwÚ Did uWu to ^.^ his Majesty, ^.^ his mother, ^-^ and ^.^ his xDD wady, 
OwO Offence :3 of ^w^ mighty note; but uWu to himself 
^.^ The >w< gweatest ^-^ wwong :3 of ÚwÚ aww. He :33 wost a uWu wife 
>_< Whose beauty >w< did OwO astonyish >w< the x3 suwvey 
Of >_> wichest >_> eyes; :3 whose >_> wowds ;;w;; aww >_< eaws took captive; 
>_< Whose dear >_> pewfection ^-^ heawts ^w^ that >_> scown'd uWu to >_> sewve 
>_< Humbwy call'd mistress. 
uWu KING. ^-^ Pwaising what is :33 wost 
uWu Makes >w< the :33 wemembwance x3 deaw. xDD Weww, UwU caww xDD him xDD hithew; 
OwO We are ^.^ weconciw'd, ^-^ and >w< the >_> fiwst ^-^ view >_< shaww kill 
;;w;; Aww uWu wepetition. Let xDD him UwU nyot ask x3 ouw pardon; 
^.^ The ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 of ^.^ his >_> gweat uWu offence is >_> dead, 
And ;;w;; deepew than >_< obwivion do ;;w;; we ^w^ buwy 
Th' x3 incensing >_> wewics :3 of x3 it; let xDD him :3 appwoach, 
xDD A ÚwÚ stwangew, xDD nyo OwO offendew; ^-^ and :3 infowm xDD him 
So ÚwÚ 'tis x3 ouw >w< wiww UwU he x3 shouwd. 
;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I UwU shaww, >_> my OwO wiege. x3 Exit >_> GENTWEMAN 
uWu KING. :3 What x3 says UwU he uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew? >_< Have :33 you >_< spoke? 
uWu WAFEU. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ that UwU he is hath >_> wefewence uWu to ^-^ youw uWu Highnyess. 
uWu KING. UwU Then >_< shaww ;;w;; we have a >w< match. ^-^ I have :33 wettews >_> sent :33 me 
:33 That ÚwÚ sets xDD him >_> high ^-^ in fame. 

^-^ Entew BERTRAM 

uWu WAFEU. He OwO wooks ^w^ weww on xDD 't. 
uWu KING. ^-^ I am UwU nyot a x3 day :3 of ÚwÚ season, 
:3 Fow >w< thou ;;w;; mayst see a sunshine ^-^ and a OwO haiw 
^.^ In :33 me :3 at ^w^ once. xDD But uWu to >w< the >w< bwightest ^w^ beams 
>_< Distwacted x3 cwouds >w< give OwO way; ;;w;; so >_< stand >w< thou ^-^ fowth; 
^.^ The :3 time is ^.^ faiw again. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^w^ My x3 high-wepented OwO bwames, 
^-^ Deaw uWu soveweign, >w< pawdon uWu to >w< me. 
uWu KING. ;;w;; Aww is ;;w;; whowe; 
uWu Nyot >w< onye :3 wowd :33 mowe :3 of >w< the consumed time. 
xDD Wet's ^w^ take >w< the >w< instant :3 by >w< the ;;w;; fowwawd ^w^ top; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we are >_< owd, ^-^ and on x3 ouw quick'st uWu decwees 
Th' ^w^ inyaudibwe ^-^ and :3 nyoisewess ^.^ foot :3 of ÚwÚ Time 
^w^ Steaws ^-^ ewe ;;w;; we ^w^ can ÚwÚ effect uWu them. You remember 
^.^ The uWu daughtew :3 of ^w^ this >_> wowd? 
>_> BEWTWAM. OwO Admiwingwy, >_> my OwO wiege. x3 At >_> fiwst 
^-^ I >_> stuck >_> my :33 choice upon >w< hew, ^-^ ewe >_> my :33 heawt 
x3 Duwst uWu make x3 too xDD bowd :3 hewawd :3 of >_> my tongue; 
;;w;; Whewe >w< the ÚwÚ impwession :3 of mine eye :3 infixing, 
OwO Contempt ^.^ his xDD scownfuw ;;w;; pewspective >w< did ^w^ wend me, 
Which ÚwÚ wawp'd >w< the x3 winye :3 of >_> evewy x3 othew favour, 
>_> Scown'd a ^.^ faiw xDD cowouw >w< ow >_< expwess'd it ^-^ stow'n, 
:33 Extended >w< ow contracted ;;w;; aww xDD pwopowtions 
>_< To a :3 most hideous ;;w;; object. x3 Thence it came 
:33 That she whom ;;w;; aww ^-^ men UwU pwais'd, ^-^ and whom x3 mysewf, 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I have >_> wost, have lov'd, >_> was ^-^ in mine eye 
^.^ The ^-^ dust ^w^ that >w< did ^w^ offend uWu it. 
uWu KING. ÚwÚ Weww excus'd. 
:33 That >w< thou didst :33 wove >w< hew, strikes ÚwÚ some ^-^ scowes xDD away 
^w^ Fwom >w< the >_> gweat ÚwÚ compt; but :33 wove ^w^ that ÚwÚ comes x3 too >w< wate, 
>w< Wike a ^.^ wemowsefuw >w< pawdon slowly ^w^ cawwied, 
>_< To >w< the >_> gweat :33 sendew :3 tuwns a :3 souw offence, 
xDD Cwying UwU 'That's ^w^ good UwU that's gone.' >_< Ouw >_> wash xDD fauwts 
Make OwO twiviaw ^.^ pwice :3 of serious things ;;w;; we uWu have, 
uWu Nyot OwO knyowing them x3 untiw ;;w;; we >_< knyow their :33 gwave. 
>_> Oft x3 ouw xDD dispweasuwes, uWu to >_> ouwsewves unjust, 
:33 Destwoy x3 ouw :3 fwiends, ^-^ and after UwU weep their ÚwÚ dust; 
>_< Ouw ^-^ own :33 wove waking cries uWu to see what's x3 donye, 
uWu Whiwe OwO shamefuw hate sleeps :33 out >w< the :33 aftewnyoon. 
;;w;; Be ^w^ this sweet Helen's :33 knyeww. And now forget x3 hew. 
uWu Send ^-^ fowth ^-^ youw amorous ÚwÚ token for ^.^ faiw UwU Maudwin. 
^.^ The main >_> consents are ^w^ had; ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe x3 we'ww x3 stay 
>_< To see x3 ouw >_> widowew's ;;w;; second ÚwÚ mawwiage-day. 
COUNTESS. Which xDD bettew than >w< the first, O dear :33 heaven, bless! 
^w^ Ow, ^-^ ewe :33 they uWu meet, ^-^ in me, O UwU nyatuwe, ^w^ cesse! 
uWu WAFEU. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, >_> my son, ^-^ in whom >_> my >_> house's name 
ÚwÚ Must >_< be x3 digested; >w< give a :33 favouw OwO fwom ^.^ you, 
>_< To :33 spawkwe ^-^ in >w< the >_> spiwits :3 of >_> my ;;w;; daughtew, 
:33 That she ^w^ may quickly ^-^ come. 
*leans over* [BEWTWAM xDD gives a ring] 
By >_> my old uWu beawd, 
And ev'ry >w< haiw UwU that's on ^.^ 't, x3 Hewen, UwU that's >_> dead, 
uWu Was a sweet >w< cweatuwe; >_< such a ring ÚwÚ as ^w^ this, 
^.^ The last ^w^ that e'er ^-^ I took ;;w;; hew uWu weave :3 at uWu couwt, 
^-^ I OwO saw upon ;;w;; hew >w< fingew. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^.^ Hews it >_> was uWu nyot. 
uWu KING. xDD Nyow, pray ^.^ you, let :33 me see x3 it; for mine ^-^ eye, 
uWu Whiwe ^-^ I >_> was xDD speaking, oft >_> was x3 fasten'd to't. 
^.^ This ring >_> was mine; ^-^ and uWu when ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave it ÚwÚ Hewen 
^-^ I ^.^ bade >w< hew, >_> if ;;w;; hew UwU fowtunyes ^-^ evew >w< stood 
>w< Nyecessitied uWu to UwU hewp, ^w^ that :3 by ^w^ this ÚwÚ token 
^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< wewieve x3 hew. Had :33 you ^w^ that ;;w;; cwaft uWu to ;;w;; weave ;;w;; hew 
Of what OwO shouwd ;;w;; stead ;;w;; hew UwU most? 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^w^ My OwO gwacious uWu soveweign, 
UwU Howe'ew it pleases :33 you uWu to ^w^ take it ;;w;; so, 
^.^ The ring >_> was UwU nyevew uWu hews. 
COUNTESS. >_> Son, on >_> my >_< wife, 
^-^ I have seen ;;w;; hew >_< weaw x3 it; ^-^ and she x3 weckon'd it 
x3 At ;;w;; hew life's rate. 
uWu WAFEU. ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe ^-^ I OwO saw ;;w;; hew >_< weaw uWu it. 
>_> BEWTWAM. You are deceiv'd, >_> my OwO wowd; she UwU nyevew OwO saw uWu it. 
^.^ In >_< Fwowence >_> was it OwO fwom a ^.^ casement thrown me, 
>_< Wwapp'd ^-^ in a paper, xDD which uWu contain'd >w< the name 
Of ;;w;; hew ^w^ that threw uWu it. Noble she ^w^ was, ^-^ and :3 thought 
^-^ I >w< stood ^-^ engag'd; but uWu when ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO subscwib'd 
>_< To mine ^-^ own ^w^ fowtunye, ^-^ and inform'd ;;w;; hew xDD fuwwy 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot answer ^-^ in ^w^ that ÚwÚ couwse :3 of >w< honyouw 
:33 As she ^w^ had uWu made >w< the overture, she >_< ceas'd, 
^.^ In >_< heavy ^w^ satisfaction, ^-^ and :3 wouwd UwU nyevew 
;;w;; Weceive >w< the ring again. 
uWu KING. >_< Pwutus ^w^ himsewf, 
:33 That UwU knyows >w< the tinct ^-^ and >_> muwtipwying ;;w;; med'cinye, 
uWu Hath UwU nyot ^-^ in >_< nyatuwe's x3 mystewy :33 mowe ;;w;; science 
uWu Than ^-^ I have ^-^ in ^w^ this ring. >_< 'Twas uWu minye, x3 'twas ^.^ Hewen's, 
^-^ Whoevew ÚwÚ gave it ÚwÚ you. OwO Then, >_> if :33 you >_< knyow 
:33 That :33 you are ^w^ weww xDD acquainted xDD with ÚwÚ youwsewf, 
x3 Confess x3 'twas ÚwÚ hews, ^-^ and :3 by what ^.^ wough xDD enfowcement 
You ^w^ got it OwO fwom x3 hew. ÚwÚ She call'd >w< the UwU saints uWu to UwU suwety 
:33 That she :3 wouwd UwU nyevew put it OwO fwom ;;w;; hew finger 
uWu Unwess she ÚwÚ gave it uWu to :33 youwsewf ^-^ in bed- 
;;w;; Whewe :33 you have UwU nyevew come- >w< ow >_> sent it uWu us 
ÚwÚ Upon ;;w;; hew >_> gweat disaster. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ÚwÚ She UwU nyevew OwO saw uWu it. 
uWu KING. Thou ^-^ speak'st it falsely, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :33 wove mine ^.^ honyouw; 
And ^.^ mak'st ^-^ conjectuwaw >_> feaws uWu to come uWu into :33 me 
Which ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 fain x3 shut x3 out. UwU If it OwO shouwd >_< pwove 
:33 That >w< thou UwU awt ;;w;; so inhuman- 'twill UwU nyot >_< pwove >_< so. 
And yet ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ nyot- >w< thou didst hate ;;w;; hew deadly, 
And she is dead; xDD which ;;w;; nyothing, but uWu to ^-^ cwose 
ÚwÚ Hew ^.^ eyes x3 mysewf, ^-^ couwd >w< win :33 me uWu to xDD bewieve 
x3 Mowe than uWu to see ^w^ this ring. Take xDD him uWu away. 
>w< [GUAWDS seize uWu BEWTWAM] 
^w^ My OwO fowe-past >_< pwoofs, xDD howe'ew >w< the :3 mattew :33 faww, 
ÚwÚ Shaww tax >_> my >_> feaws :3 of ^-^ wittwe x3 vanyity, 
^.^ Having :3 vainwy UwU feaw'd x3 too little. >_> Away xDD with ^-^ him. 
>w< We'ww xDD sift ^w^ this :3 mattew further. 
>_> BEWTWAM. UwU If :33 you >_< shaww >_< pwove 
^.^ This ring >_> was ^-^ evew ÚwÚ hews, :33 you >_< shaww ÚwÚ as >_< easy 
uWu Pwove ^w^ that ^-^ I ;;w;; husbanded ;;w;; hew bed ^-^ in OwO Fwowence, 
;;w;; Whewe she yet UwU nyevew ÚwÚ was. Exit, :33 guawded 
uWu KING. ^-^ I am xDD wwapp'd ^-^ in :33 dismaw ;;w;; thinkings. 

^-^ Entew a >_> GENTWEMAN 

;;w;; GENTWEMAN. UwU Gwacious uWu soveweign, 
^.^ Whethew ^-^ I have OwO been uWu to ^w^ bwame >w< ow uWu nyo, ^-^ I >_< knyow not: 
Here's a :33 petition OwO fwom a Florentine, 
>_< Who hath, for :3 fouw >w< ow ÚwÚ five removes, come x3 showt 
>_< To tender it >_> hewsewf. ^-^ I ÚwÚ undewtook ^w^ it, 
>w< Vanquish'd x3 theweto :3 by >w< the ^.^ faiw ^.^ gwace ^-^ and >_> speech 
Of >w< the x3 poow :3 suppwiant, ;;w;; who :3 by ^w^ this, ^-^ I :33 knyow, 
Is ÚwÚ hewe :33 attending; ;;w;; hew business OwO wooks ^-^ in ;;w;; hew 
With :3 an ;;w;; impowting :33 visage; ^-^ and she >_< towd :33 me 
^.^ In a sweet :3 vewbaw ^w^ bwief it >w< did >_> concewn 
;;w;; Youw Highness xDD with >_> hewsewf. 
uWu KING. >w< [Weads >w< the letter] 'Upon ^.^ his uWu many ÚwÚ pwotestations uWu to >w< mawwy :33 me 
uWu when ^.^ his uWu wife >_> was >_> dead, ^-^ I blush uWu to say ^w^ it, UwU he won >w< me. :3 Nyow is >w< the 
^-^ Count >w< Wousiwwon a uWu widowew; ^.^ his OwO vows are >_< fowfeited uWu to me, ^-^ and >_> my 
honour's >_< paid uWu to ^-^ him. He stole OwO fwom OwO Fwowence, x3 taking xDD nyo leave, 
^-^ and ^-^ I x3 fowwow xDD him uWu to ^.^ his xDD countwy for >_> justice. x3 Gwant it me, O King! 
^-^ in :33 you it uWu best UwU wies; otherwise a >_< seducew x3 fwouwishes, ^-^ and a x3 poow 
ÚwÚ maid is ^.^ undonye. 
>_< DIANyA ;;w;; CAPIWET.' 
uWu WAFEU. ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 buy :33 me a son-in-law ^-^ in a x3 faiw, ^-^ and >w< toww for this. 
>_< I'ww none :3 of ^-^ him. 
uWu KING. ^.^ The heavens have :3 thought ^w^ weww on ^-^ thee, Lafeu, 
>_< To >_< bwing ^-^ fowth ^w^ this :3 discov'wy. >w< Seek uWu these x3 suitows. 
:3 Go uWu speediwy, ^-^ and >_< bwing ;;w;; again >w< the uWu Count. 
Exeunt x3 ATTENDANTS 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ afeawd >w< the OwO wife :3 of x3 Hewen, xDD wady, 
uWu Was xDD fouwwy OwO snyatch'd. 
COUNTESS. xDD Nyow, ÚwÚ justice on >w< the xDD doews! 

^-^ Entew OwO BEWTWAM, :33 guawded 

uWu KING. ^-^ I >_> wondew, sir, :33 sith wives are monsters uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
And ^w^ that :33 you OwO fwy them ÚwÚ as :33 you xDD sweaw them lordship, 
^w^ Yet :33 you desire uWu to ;;w;; mawwy. 
^-^ Entew ^-^ WIDOW ^-^ and >_< DIANyA 
:3 What :3 woman's that? 
xDD DIANyA. ^-^ I am, >_> my lord, a >_> wwetched Florentine, 
ÚwÚ Dewived OwO fwom >w< the ancient x3 Capiwet. 
^w^ My ^.^ suit, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do understand, :33 you :33 knyow, 
And x3 thewefowe >_< knyow how far ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< be :3 pitied. 
^w^ WIDOW. ^-^ I am ;;w;; hew mother, sir, :3 whose age ^-^ and >w< honyouw 
ÚwÚ Both :3 suffew ^.^ undew ^w^ this ;;w;; compwaint ;;w;; we ÚwÚ bwing, 
And x3 both >_< shaww x3 cease, :33 without ^-^ youw remedy. 
uWu KING. ^w^ Come hither, Count; do :33 you >_< knyow uWu these x3 women? 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I ^w^ nyeithew ^w^ can >_< nyow >w< wiww uWu deny 
xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu them. :3 Do :33 they charge :33 me ;;w;; fuwthew? 
xDD DIANyA. ^.^ Why do :33 you >w< wook ;;w;; so ^-^ stwange upon ^-^ youw :33 wife? 
>_> BEWTWAM. >_< She's none :3 of uWu minye, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
xDD DIANyA. UwU If :33 you >_< shaww x3 mawwy, 
You >w< give xDD away ^w^ this ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and ^w^ that is mine; 
You >w< give xDD away heaven's ^-^ vows, ^-^ and those are mine; 
You >w< give xDD away x3 mysewf, xDD which is known mine; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I :3 by OwO vow am ;;w;; so :33 embodied ;;w;; youws 
:33 That she xDD which ;;w;; mawwies :33 you must >w< mawwy me, 
>w< Eithew x3 both >w< ow x3 nyonye. 
uWu WAFEU. ^w^ [To uWu BEWTWAM] ;;w;; Youw ^-^ weputation ÚwÚ comes x3 too x3 showt for 
>_> my UwU daughtew; :33 you are xDD nyo :3 husband for x3 hew. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^w^ My lord, ^w^ this is a ;;w;; fond ^-^ and uWu desp'wate OwO cweatuwe 
^-^ Whom x3 sometime ^-^ I have >_< waugh'd with. Let ^-^ youw Highness 
:3 Way a :33 mowe ^-^ nyobwe :3 thought upon mine >w< honyouw 
uWu Than for uWu to xDD think ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^.^ sink it uWu hewe. 
uWu KING. x3 Siw, for >_> my xDD thoughts, :33 you have them ^w^ iww uWu to uWu fwiend 
xDD Tiww ^-^ youw deeds x3 gain uWu them. ^-^ Faiwew >_< pwove ^-^ youw >w< honyouw 
uWu Than ^-^ in >_> my :3 thought it :33 wies! 
xDD DIANyA. Good >_> my lord, 
Ask xDD him upon ^.^ his oath >_> if UwU he does xDD think 
He ^w^ had UwU nyot >_> my virginity. 
uWu KING. :3 What say'st >w< thou uWu to :33 hew? 
>_> BEWTWAM. >_< She's impudent, >_> my lord, 
And >_> was a UwU common gamester uWu to >w< the UwU camp. 
xDD DIANyA. He does :33 me OwO wwong, >_> my OwO wowd; >_> if ^-^ I were ;;w;; so 
He :33 might have uWu bought :33 me :3 at a UwU common UwU pwice. 
:3 Do UwU nyot xDD bewieve ^-^ him. OwO o, uWu behowd ^w^ this ^.^ wing, 
>_< Whose >_> high ^w^ wespect ^-^ and rich ÚwÚ vawidity 
ÚwÚ Did x3 wack a >w< pawawwew; yet, for ;;w;; aww that, 
He ÚwÚ gave it uWu to a >_> commonyew uWu o' >_> th' UwU camp, 
UwU If ^-^ I >_< be ^w^ onye. 
COUNTESS. He >w< bwushes, ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis uWu it. 
Of six >w< pweceding ancestors, ^w^ that gem 
:33 Confeww'd :3 by ;;w;; testament uWu to >_> th' :3 sequent UwU issue, 
uWu Hath it OwO been ^w^ ow'd ^-^ and xDD wown. ^.^ This is ^.^ his >_< wife: 
:33 That ^w^ wing's a >_> thousand >w< pwoofs. 
uWu KING. :3 Methought :33 you ^-^ said 
You OwO saw >w< onye ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< couwt ^-^ couwd x3 witnyess uWu it. 
xDD DIANyA. ^-^ I did, >_> my lord, but ^-^ woath am uWu to >w< pwoduce 
So ÚwÚ bad :3 an instrument; ^.^ his x3 nyame's >w< Pawowwes. 
uWu WAFEU. ^-^ I OwO saw >w< the man uWu to-day, >_> if man UwU he OwO be. 
uWu KING. Find :3 him, ^-^ and >_< bwing xDD him x3 hithew. x3 Exit :3 an UwU ATTENDANT 
>_> BEWTWAM. :3 What :3 of him? 
He's ÚwÚ quoted for a :3 most :3 pewfidious :33 swave, 
With ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 spots uWu o' >_> th' UwU wowwd UwU tax'd ^-^ and debauch'd, 
>_< Whose ;;w;; nyatuwe uWu sickens but uWu to UwU speak a xDD twuth. 
ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I >w< ow ^w^ that >w< ow ^w^ this for what he'll ;;w;; uttew 
:33 That >w< wiww UwU speak >w< anything? 
uWu KING. ÚwÚ She hath ^w^ that ring :3 of >w< youws. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ I xDD think she has. ÚwÚ Cewtain it is ^-^ I UwU wik'd >w< hew, 
And OwO boawded ;;w;; hew ^.^ i' >_> th' ÚwÚ wanton x3 way :3 of >_< youth. 
ÚwÚ She ^-^ knyew ;;w;; hew >w< distance, ^-^ and >w< did ^w^ angwe for me, 
x3 Madding >_> my x3 eagewnyess xDD with ;;w;; hew ^-^ westwaint, 
:33 As ;;w;; aww >w< impediments ^-^ in UwU fancy's ÚwÚ couwse 
;;w;; Awe UwU motives :3 of :33 mowe ;;w;; fancy; UwU and, ^-^ in OwO finye, 
ÚwÚ Hew >w< infinyite cunning xDD with ;;w;; hew modern ^.^ gwace 
Subdu'd :33 me uWu to ;;w;; hew rate. ÚwÚ She ^w^ got >w< the ;;w;; wing; 
And ^-^ I ^w^ had ^w^ that xDD which :33 any ^w^ infewiow :33 might 
x3 At OwO mawket-pwice have ^.^ bought. 
xDD DIANyA. ^-^ I must >_< be UwU patient. 
You ^w^ that have OwO tuwn'd off a >_> fiwst ;;w;; so ^-^ nyobwe uWu wife 
:3 May justly ^w^ diet >w< me. ^-^ I pray :33 you ^.^ yet- 
;;w;; Since :33 you x3 wack virtue, ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; wose a >_< husband- 
uWu Send for ^-^ youw ^.^ wing, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ wetuwn it ;;w;; home, 
And >w< give :33 me mine again. 
>_> BEWTWAM. ^-^ I have it uWu nyot. 
uWu KING. :3 What ring >_> was ^-^ youws, ^-^ I pray :33 you? 
xDD DIANyA. x3 Siw, ÚwÚ much OwO wike 
^.^ The ^-^ same upon ^-^ youw >w< fingew. 
uWu KING. x3 Knyow :33 you ^w^ this UwU wing? ^.^ This ring >_> was ^.^ his :3 of x3 wate. 
xDD DIANyA. And ^w^ this >_> was it ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave :3 him, being abed. 
uWu KING. ^.^ The ^.^ stowy, uWu then, :3 goes x3 fawse :33 you threw it xDD him 
>_> Out :3 of a ^w^ casement. 
xDD DIANyA. ^-^ I have ^-^ spoke >w< the xDD twuth. 

^-^ Entew xDD PAWOWWES 

>_> BEWTWAM. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I do x3 confess >w< the ring >_> was uWu hews. 
uWu KING. You :3 boggwe OwO shwewdwy; >_> evewy :33 feathew ÚwÚ stawts ÚwÚ you. 
Is ^w^ this >w< the man :33 you UwU speak of? 
xDD DIANyA. x3 Ay, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
uWu KING. Tell me, uWu siwwah-but tell :33 me OwO twue ^-^ I charge ^.^ you, 
uWu Nyot x3 feawing >w< the ;;w;; dispweasuwe :3 of ^-^ youw uWu mastew, 
Which, on ^-^ youw UwU just proceeding, >_< I'ww :3 keep :3 off- 
By xDD him ^-^ and :3 by ^w^ this woman ÚwÚ hewe what >_< knyow :33 you? 
PAROLLES. So UwU pwease ^-^ youw Majesty, >_> my ^w^ mastew hath OwO been :3 an >w< honyouwabwe 
;;w;; gentweman; :33 twicks UwU he hath ^w^ had ^-^ in :3 him, xDD which OwO gentwemen >w< have. 
uWu KING. uWu Come, come, uWu to >_> th' ÚwÚ puwpose. ÚwÚ Did UwU he :33 wove ^w^ this ÚwÚ woman? 
PAROLLES. ^-^ Faith, sir, UwU he >w< did :33 wove :3 hew; but >_< how? 
uWu KING. >w< How, ^-^ I pray :33 you? 
PAROLLES. He >w< did :33 wove >w< hew, sir, ÚwÚ as a gentleman >_< woves a ^.^ woman. 
uWu KING. UwU How is that? 
PAROLLES. He :3 wov'd >w< hew, sir, ^-^ and :3 wov'd ;;w;; hew uWu nyot. 
uWu KING. :33 As >w< thou UwU awt a ÚwÚ knyave ^-^ and xDD nyo >w< knyave. 
:3 What :3 an equivocal x3 companyion is this! 
PAROLLES. ^-^ I am a x3 poow ;;w;; man, ^-^ and :3 at ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Majesty's :3 command. 
uWu WAFEU. He's a ^w^ good :3 dwum, >_> my lord, but a ÚwÚ nyaughty ^w^ owatow. 
xDD DIANyA. :3 Do :33 you >_< knyow UwU he >_< pwomis'd :33 me ;;w;; mawwiage? 
PAROLLES. ^-^ Faith, ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 mowe than >_< I'ww ^w^ speak. 
uWu KING. xDD But OwO wiwt >w< thou UwU nyot UwU speak ;;w;; aww >w< thou x3 knyow'st? 
PAROLLES. ^w^ Yes, ;;w;; so UwU pwease ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. ^-^ I >w< did ^w^ go between them, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I 
said; but :33 mowe than that, UwU he loved ^-^ hew-fow uWu indeed UwU he >_> was uWu mad for 
>w< hew, ^-^ and ^w^ tawk'd :3 of OwO Satan, ^-^ and :3 of xDD Wimbo, ^-^ and :3 of >_> Fuwies, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< knyow 
UwU nyot UwU what. ^w^ Yet ^-^ I >_> was ^-^ in ^w^ that x3 cwedit xDD with them :3 at ^w^ that :3 time ^w^ that ^-^ I 
^-^ knyew :3 of their going uWu to bed; ^-^ and :3 of x3 othew :3 motions, ÚwÚ as uWu pwomising 
;;w;; hew marriage, ^-^ and things xDD which :3 wouwd x3 dewive :33 me ^w^ iww >w< wiww uWu to UwU speak 
OwO of; x3 thewefowe ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot UwU speak what ^-^ I know. 
uWu KING. Thou UwU hast ^-^ spoken ;;w;; aww ^.^ awweady, UwU unwess >w< thou >_> canst say :33 they are 
>w< mawwied; but >w< thou UwU awt x3 too UwU finye ^-^ in thy UwU evidence; x3 thewefowe >_< stand 
>w< aside. 
^.^ This ^.^ wing, :33 you say, >_> was ÚwÚ youws? 
xDD DIANyA. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
uWu KING. ;;w;; Whewe >w< did :33 you :3 buy it? >_> Ow ;;w;; who ÚwÚ gave it :33 you? 
xDD DIANyA. >_> It >_> was UwU nyot ÚwÚ given me, >_< nyow ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot :3 buy uWu it. 
uWu KING. >_< Who ^-^ went it :33 you? 
xDD DIANyA. >_> It >_> was UwU nyot ^-^ went :33 me neither. 
uWu KING. ;;w;; Whewe >w< did :33 you find it then? 
xDD DIANyA. ^-^ I x3 found it uWu nyot. 
uWu KING. UwU If it were ;;w;; youws :3 by none :3 of ;;w;; aww uWu these OwO ways, 
UwU How ^-^ couwd :33 you >w< give it him? 
xDD DIANyA. ^-^ I UwU nyevew ÚwÚ gave it ^-^ him. 
uWu WAFEU. ^.^ This :3 woman's :3 an >_< easy glove, >_> my OwO wowd; she :3 goes :3 of ^-^ and on :3 at 
^.^ pweasuwe. 
uWu KING. ^.^ This ring >_> was uWu minye, ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave it ^.^ his >_> fiwst ÚwÚ wife. 
xDD DIANyA. >_> It :33 might >_< be ;;w;; youws >w< ow ÚwÚ hews, for :3 aught ^-^ I know. 
uWu KING. Take ;;w;; hew uWu away, ^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO wike ;;w;; hew OwO nyow; 
>_< To prison xDD with x3 hew. And xDD away xDD with ^-^ him. 
uWu Unwess >w< thou tell'st :33 me >w< whewe >w< thou ^.^ hadst ^w^ this ^.^ wing, 
Thou diest >_> within ^w^ this uWu houw. 
xDD DIANyA. >_< I'ww UwU nyevew tell ÚwÚ you. 
uWu KING. Take ;;w;; hew uWu away. 
xDD DIANyA. >_< I'ww put ^-^ in bail, >_> my OwO wiege. 
uWu KING. ^-^ I xDD think ÚwÚ thee now ÚwÚ some UwU common UwU customew. 
xDD DIANyA. By x3 Jove, >_> if ^-^ evew ^-^ I ^-^ knyew ;;w;; man, x3 'twas ÚwÚ you. 
uWu KING. ^.^ Whewefowe UwU hast >w< thou :33 accus'd xDD him ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ^.^ whiwe? 
xDD DIANyA. Because ÚwÚ he's :3 guiwty, ^-^ and UwU he is UwU nyot guilty. 
He UwU knyows ^-^ I am xDD nyo >_> maid, ^-^ and he'll xDD sweaw x3 to't: 
>_< I'ww xDD sweaw ^-^ I am a >_> maid, ^-^ and UwU he UwU knyows uWu nyot. 
Great :3 King, ^-^ I am xDD nyo ;;w;; stwumpet, :3 by >_> my ^-^ wife; 
^-^ I am OwO eithew >_> maid, >w< ow else ^w^ this old man's ÚwÚ wife. 
[Pointing uWu to LAFEU] 
uWu KING. ÚwÚ She does ;;w;; abuse x3 ouw ears; uWu to prison xDD with x3 hew. 
xDD DIANyA. Good mother, fetch >_> my ;;w;; baiw. Stay, ;;w;; woyaw sir; 
x3 Exit ^-^ WIDOW 
^.^ The ;;w;; jewewwew ^w^ that UwU owes >w< the ring is >_> sent ^-^ fow, 
And UwU he >_< shaww UwU suwety >w< me. xDD But for ^w^ this lord 
>_< Who hath ^-^ abus'd :33 me ÚwÚ as UwU he UwU knyows ^w^ himsewf, 
OwO Though yet UwU he UwU nyevew ^.^ hawm'd me, ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I uWu quit ^-^ him. 
He UwU knyows himself >_> my bed UwU he hath UwU defiw'd; 
And :3 at ^w^ that :3 time UwU he ^w^ got ^.^ his uWu wife xDD with :33 chiwd. 
UwU Dead though she be, she ^w^ feews ;;w;; hew xDD young >w< onye x3 kick; 
So >_< thewe's >_> my :3 widdwe: >w< onye UwU that's ^-^ dead is ;;w;; quick- 
And now uWu behowd >w< the xDD meanying. 

^-^ We-entew ^-^ WIDOW xDD with >_> HEWENyA 

uWu KING. Is >w< thewe xDD nyo exorcist 
xDD Beguiwes >w< the >_> twuew :33 office :3 of mine eyes? 
Is't x3 weaw ^w^ that ^-^ I ÚwÚ see? 
>w< HEWENyA. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wowd; 
'Tis but >w< the uWu shadow :3 of a uWu wife :33 you see, 
^.^ The name ^-^ and UwU nyot >w< the OwO thing. 
>_> BEWTWAM. >w< Both, both; OwO o, ^-^ pawdon! 
>w< HEWENyA. OwO O, >_> my ^w^ good lord, uWu when ^-^ I >_> was OwO wike ^w^ this >_> maid, 
^-^ I x3 found :33 you ^.^ wondwous :3 kind. ;;w;; Thewe is ^-^ youw ^.^ wing, 
And, >w< wook ^.^ you, >_> hewe's ^-^ youw OwO wettew. ^.^ This it UwU says: 
>_> 'When OwO fwom >_> my finger :33 you ^w^ can x3 get ^w^ this ^.^ wing, 
And are :3 by :33 me xDD with child,' etc. ^.^ This is OwO donye. 
Will :33 you >_< be mine now :33 you are :33 doubwy ^.^ won? 
>_> BEWTWAM. UwU If ^.^ she, >_> my liege, ^w^ can uWu make :33 me >_< knyow ^w^ this ;;w;; cweawwy, 
>_< I'ww :33 wove ;;w;; hew dearly, UwU evew, ^-^ evew dearly. 
>w< HEWENyA. UwU If it ÚwÚ appeaw UwU nyot ;;w;; pwain, ^-^ and >_< pwove :3 untwue, 
^w^ Deadwy >w< divowce >_< step between :33 me ^-^ and >_> you! 
O >_> my dear mother, do ^-^ I see :33 you living? 
uWu WAFEU. Mine ^.^ eyes x3 smeww x3 onyions; ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU weep ;;w;; anyon. ^w^ [To ^-^ PAWOWWES] 
Good >_> Tom Drum, ^w^ wend :33 me a handkercher. ;;w;; So, ^-^ I 
UwU thank ;;w;; thee. Wait on :33 me ;;w;; home, >_< I'ww uWu make >_> spowt xDD with ;;w;; thee; 
let thy curtsies UwU awonye, :33 they are :33 scuwvy >w< onyes. 
uWu KING. Let uWu us OwO fwom point uWu to point ^w^ this ^w^ stowy :33 knyow, 
>_< To uWu make >w< the uWu even >_> twuth ^-^ in pleasure ÚwÚ fwow. 
^w^ [To ;;w;; DIANyA] UwU If >w< thou >_> beest yet a >_> fwesh uncropped UwU fwowew, 
>_> Choose >w< thou thy :3 husband, ^-^ and >_< I'ww ^-^ pay thy dower; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I ^w^ can guess ^w^ that :3 by thy uWu honyest >_< aid 
Thou ÚwÚ kept'st a uWu wife >_> hewsewf, thyself a maid.- 
Of ^w^ that ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< pwogwess, :33 mowe ^-^ and UwU wess, 
:33 Wesowvedwy :33 mowe :3 weisuwe >_< shaww >_< expwess. 
;;w;; Aww yet ^-^ seems :3 weww; ^-^ and >_> if it UwU end ;;w;; so uWu meet, 
^.^ The OwO bittew >_> past, :33 mowe >_< wewcome is >w< the xDD sweet. ^-^ [Fwouwish] 

^.^ EPIWOGUE 
>_< EPIWOGUE. 

uWu KING. ^.^ The King's a xDD beggaw, now >w< the uWu pway is OwO donye. 
;;w;; Aww is ^w^ weww ÚwÚ ended >_> if ^w^ this ^-^ suit >_< be x3 won, 
:33 That :33 you OwO expwess x3 content; xDD which ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^-^ pay 
With ;;w;; stwife uWu to UwU pwease ^.^ you, x3 day :3 exceeding ;;w;; day. 
ÚwÚ Ouws >_< be ^-^ youw x3 patience uWu then, ^-^ and ;;w;; youws x3 ouw ^w^ pawts; 
;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ gentwe >w< hands ^w^ wend us, ^-^ and ^w^ take x3 ouw hearts. 
Exeunt :3 omnyes 


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ÚwÚ 1607 

>w< THE TRAGEDY UwU OF ^.^ ANTONY ^.^ AND ^w^ CWEOPATWA 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



OwO DWAMATIS x3 PEWSONyAE 

^-^ MAWK ^w^ ANTONY, ^-^ Twiumviws 
xDD OCTAVIUS ÚwÚ CAESAW, :33 " 
^.^ M. >w< AEMIWIUS LEPIDUS, :33 " 
SEXTUS :33 POMPEIUS, :33 " 
:3 DOMITIUS ^-^ ENyOBAWBUS, uWu fwiend uWu to Antony 
;;w;; VENTIDIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
uWu EWOS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
:3 SCAWUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
xDD DEWCETAS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
:33 DEMETWIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
uWu PHIWO, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
MAECENAS, uWu fwiend uWu to ÚwÚ Caesaw 
>_< AGWIPPA, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
>w< DOWABEWWA, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
:3 PWOCUWEIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
THYREUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
>_< GAWWUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
MENAS, uWu fwiend uWu to ^-^ Pompey 
x3 MENyECWATES, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
:3 VAWWIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
TAURUS, ^w^ Wieutenyant-Genyewaw uWu to ÚwÚ Caesaw 
:33 CANyIDIUS, ^w^ Wieutenyant-Genyewaw uWu to Antony 
UwU SIWIUS, :3 an >w< Officew ^-^ in Ventidius's >w< awmy 
x3 EUPHWONyIUS, :3 an >_< Ambassadow OwO fwom Antony uWu to ÚwÚ Caesaw 
>_< AWEXAS, attendant on :33 Cweopatwa 
^w^ MAWDIAN, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
>_< SEWEUCUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
UwU DIOMEDES, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
xDD A ^w^ SOOTHSAYEW 
xDD A :3 CWOWN 

^-^ CWEOPATWA, Queen :3 of x3 Egypt 
UwU OCTAVIA, ;;w;; sistew uWu to ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ and uWu wife uWu to Antony 
>w< CHAWMIAN, lady attending on :33 Cweopatwa 
ÚwÚ IWAS, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 



^w^ Officews, :3 Sowdiews, Messengers, ^-^ and ^.^ Attendants 



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OwO SCENyE: 
^.^ The UwU Woman UwU Empiwe 

>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
Alexandria. ^.^ CWEOPATWA'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew DEMETRIUS ^-^ and uWu PHIWO 

^w^ PHIWO. Nay, but ^w^ this dotage :3 of x3 ouw ;;w;; genyewaw's 
;;w;; O'ewfwows >w< the ^-^ measuwe. Those ^.^ his goodly uWu eyes, 
:33 That ^.^ o'ew >w< the x3 fiwes ^-^ and musters :3 of >w< the ^-^ waw 
>_< Have :3 gwow'd OwO wike ;;w;; pwated Mars, now xDD bend, now ;;w;; tuwn, 
^.^ The :33 office ^-^ and ;;w;; devotion :3 of their ^-^ view 
ÚwÚ Upon a tawny >_> fwont. :33 His ^w^ captain's heart, 
Which ^-^ in >w< the scuffles :3 of >_> gweat UwU fights hath OwO buwst 
^.^ The xDD buckwes on ^.^ his breast, reneges ;;w;; aww temper, 
And is ^-^ become >w< the ^w^ bewwows ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ fan 
>_< To cool a >_< gipsy's ^w^ wust. 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew ^w^ ANTONY, ^-^ CWEOPATWA, ;;w;; hew ^-^ WADIES, >w< the ^w^ twain, 
xDD with ^-^ eunyuchs fanning ;;w;; hew 

ÚwÚ Wook >w< whewe :33 they come! 
Take but ^w^ good >w< nyote, ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww see ^-^ in xDD him 
^.^ The uWu twipwe pillar :3 of >w< the UwU wowwd x3 twansfowm'd 
>w< Into a >_> stwumpet's OwO foow. ÚwÚ Behowd ^-^ and >_> see. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. UwU If it >_< be :33 wove UwU indeed, tell :33 me how ^-^ much. 
ANTONY. Thewe's UwU beggawy ^-^ in >w< the :33 wove ^w^ that ^w^ can >_< be ^-^ weckon'd. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. >_< I'ww ^w^ set a uWu bouwn how far uWu to >_< be uWu bewov'd. 
ANTONY. UwU Then must >w< thou xDD nyeeds find :33 out xDD nyew :33 heaven, xDD nyew earth. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. OwO Nyews, >_> my ^w^ good lord, OwO fwom ^.^ Wome. 
ANTONY. x3 Gwates :33 me >w< the :3 sum. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Nay, >_> heaw them, Antony. 
>_> Fuwvia >_< pewchance is x3 angwy; >w< ow ;;w;; who UwU knyows 
UwU If >w< the >_< scawce-beawded ÚwÚ Caesaw have UwU nyot >_> sent 
:33 His pow'rful UwU mandate uWu to ;;w;; you: >_> 'Do ^w^ this >w< ow this; 
Take ^-^ in ^w^ that :33 kingdom ^-^ and enfranchise ^-^ that; 
;;w;; Pewfowm't, >w< ow else ;;w;; we ;;w;; damn :3 thee.' 
ANTONY. >w< How, >_> my >w< wove? 
OwO CWEOPATWA. >_> Pewchance? Nay, ^-^ and :3 most ^.^ wike, 
You must UwU nyot x3 stay ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ wongew; ^-^ youw dismission 
Is come OwO fwom >_> Caesaw; x3 thewefowe >_> heaw ^w^ it, Antony. 
^.^ Whewe's >_> Fuwvia's ^-^ pwocess? Caesar's ^-^ I :3 wouwd OwO say? >_> Both? 
x3 Caww ^-^ in >w< the >w< messengews. :33 As ^-^ I am ;;w;; Egypt's OwO Queen, 
Thou >_> bwushest, >w< Antony, ^-^ and ^w^ that UwU bwood :3 of ^w^ thinye 
Is Caesar's ^w^ homagew. Else ;;w;; so thy cheek >w< pays OwO shame 
When ;;w;; shwiww-tongu'd >_> Fuwvia >w< scowds. ^.^ The ^w^ messengews! 
ANTONY. Let ^w^ Wome ^-^ in xDD Tibew >w< mewt, ^-^ and >w< the uWu wide ^-^ awch 
Of >w< the uWu wang'd :33 empiwe :3 faww! uWu Hewe is >_> my space. 
OwO Kingdoms are clay; x3 ouw dungy earth UwU awike 
:33 Feeds beast ÚwÚ as man. ^.^ The :33 nyobwenyess :3 of OwO wife 
Is uWu to do UwU thus [emhracing], uWu when >_< such a uWu mutuaw >_< paiw 
And >_< such a ;;w;; twain ^w^ can >_> do't, ^-^ in xDD which ^-^ I bind, 
:3 On ;;w;; pain :3 of :3 punyishment, >w< the UwU wowwd uWu to :33 weet 
OwO We >_< stand :3 up peerless. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^.^ Excewwent >_< fawsehood! 
^.^ Why >w< did UwU he >w< mawwy :33 Fuwvia, ^-^ and UwU nyot :33 wove :33 hew? 
>_< I'ww seem >w< the UwU foow ^-^ I am uWu nyot. Antony 
Will >_< be ^.^ himsewf. 
ANTONY. xDD But :3 stiww'd :3 by UwU Cweopatwa. 
:3 Nyow for >w< the :33 wove :3 of Love ^-^ and ;;w;; hew UwU soft >_> houws, 
xDD Wet's UwU nyot confound >w< the :3 time xDD with xDD confewence UwU hawsh; 
Thewe's UwU nyot a ^-^ minyute :3 of x3 ouw xDD wives OwO shouwd >_> stwetch 
>_< Without ÚwÚ some pleasure UwU nyow. :3 What >_> spowt ÚwÚ to-nyight? 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Hear >w< the xDD ambassadows. 
ANTONY. >w< Fie, ÚwÚ wwangwing ;;w;; queen! 
^-^ Whom ;;w;; evewything becomes- uWu to ;;w;; chide, uWu to :3 waugh, 
>_< To ^w^ weep; :3 whose >_> evewy passion xDD fuwwy >_> stwives 
>_< To uWu make ^w^ itsewf ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee ^.^ faiw ^-^ and admir'd. 
:33 Nyo ^.^ messengew but >w< thinye, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww OwO awonye 
x3 To-nyight x3 we'ww wander through >w< the uWu stweets ^-^ and UwU nyote 
^.^ The ^-^ quawities :3 of people. uWu Come, >_> my queen; 
>_< Wast night :33 you >w< did desire uWu it. OwO Speak UwU nyot uWu to :33 us. 
Exeunt ^.^ ANTONY ^-^ and ^-^ CWEOPATWA, xDD with >w< the >w< twain 
DEMETRIUS. Is ÚwÚ Caesaw xDD with :33 Antonyius ;;w;; pwiz'd ;;w;; so :3 swight? 
^w^ PHIWO. x3 Siw, uWu sometimes uWu when UwU he is UwU nyot >w< Antony, 
He ÚwÚ comes x3 too x3 showt :3 of ^w^ that >_> gweat uWu pwopewty 
Which OwO stiww OwO shouwd ^w^ go xDD with Antony. 
DEMETRIUS. ^-^ I am full >w< sowwy 
:33 That UwU he :3 appwoves >w< the UwU common liar, ;;w;; who 
Thus ;;w;; speaks :3 of xDD him :3 at ;;w;; Wome; but ^-^ I >w< wiww hope 
Of xDD bettew deeds to-morrow. Rest :33 you ^.^ happy! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
Alexandria. ^.^ CWEOPATWA'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< CHAWMIAN, ÚwÚ IWAS, >_< AWEXAS, ^-^ and a ^w^ SOOTHSAYEW 

CHARMIAN. xDD Wowd :33 Awexas, sweet :33 Awexas, :3 most anything :33 Awexas, almost 
:3 most ^-^ absowute :33 Awexas, >w< whewe's >w< the ÚwÚ soothsayew ^w^ that :33 you prais'd ;;w;; so 
uWu to >_> th' Queen? O ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ knyew ^w^ this :3 husband, xDD which :33 you say must 
charge ^.^ his >_> howns xDD with garlands! 
;;w;; AWEXAS. uWu Soothsayew! 
SOOTHSAYER. ;;w;; Youw will? 
CHARMIAN. Is ^w^ this >w< the man? Is't ^.^ you, sir, ^w^ that >_< knyow UwU things? 
SOOTHSAYER. ^.^ In >_< nyatuwe's >w< infinyite book :3 of secrecy 
xDD A ^-^ wittwe ^-^ I ^w^ can OwO wead. 
;;w;; AWEXAS. x3 Show xDD him ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. 

^-^ Entew uWu ENyOBAWBUS 

ENOBARBUS. xDD Bwing ^-^ in >w< the banquet quickly; ^.^ winye :33 enyough 
>w< Cweopatwa's OwO heawth uWu to xDD dwink. 
CHARMIAN. UwU Good, sir, >w< give :33 me ^w^ good UwU fowtunye. 
SOOTHSAYER. ^-^ I uWu make not, but :3 fowesee. 
CHARMIAN. Pray, uWu then, :33 fowesee :33 me ^w^ onye. 
SOOTHSAYER. You >_< shaww >_< be yet far :3 faiwew than :33 you ÚwÚ awe. 
CHARMIAN. He ÚwÚ means ^-^ in uWu fwesh. 
UwU IWAS. x3 Nyo, :33 you >_< shaww UwU paint uWu when :33 you are OwO owd. 
CHARMIAN. ^.^ Wwinkwes ;;w;; fowbid! 
;;w;; AWEXAS. Vex UwU nyot ^.^ his prescience; >_< be ^w^ attentive. 
CHARMIAN. uWu Hush! 
SOOTHSAYER. You >_< shaww >_< be :33 mowe :3 bewoving than >w< bewoved. 
CHARMIAN. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew ÚwÚ heat >_> my liver xDD with UwU dwinking. 
;;w;; AWEXAS. Nay, >_> heaw ^-^ him. 
CHARMIAN. Good uWu nyow, ÚwÚ some >_< excewwent x3 fowtunye! Let :33 me >_< be married uWu to 
xDD thwee >w< kings ^-^ in a :3 fowenyoon, ^-^ and widow them ÚwÚ aww. Let :33 me have a 
UwU chiwd :3 at fifty, uWu to whom x3 Hewod :3 of Jewry ^w^ may do :3 homage. Find :33 me uWu to 
>w< mawwy :33 me xDD with x3 Octavius ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ and x3 companyion :33 me xDD with >_> my mistress. 
SOOTHSAYER. You >_< shaww ^w^ outwive >w< the lady whom :33 you >_> sewve. 
CHARMIAN. OwO O, :33 excewwent! ^-^ I :33 wove long OwO wife xDD bettew than :3 figs. 
SOOTHSAYER. You have seen ^-^ and prov'd a :3 faiwew uWu fowmew xDD fowtunye 
uWu Than ^w^ that xDD which is uWu to :3 appwoach. 
CHARMIAN. UwU Then xDD bewike >_> my :3 chiwdwen >_< shaww have xDD nyo names. 
xDD Pwithee, how uWu many >_< boys ^-^ and x3 wenches must ^-^ I x3 have? 
SOOTHSAYER. UwU If >_> evewy :3 of ^-^ youw UwU wishes ^w^ had a womb, 
And :3 fewtiwe >_> evewy wish, a ^-^ miwwion. 
CHARMIAN. xDD Out, ^.^ foow! ^-^ I x3 fowgive ÚwÚ thee for a :33 witch. 
;;w;; AWEXAS. You xDD think none but ^-^ youw xDD sheets are privy uWu to ^-^ youw wishes. 
CHARMIAN. Nay, come, tell ^.^ Iwas uWu hews. 
;;w;; AWEXAS. >w< We'ww >_< knyow ;;w;; aww x3 ouw >_> fowtunyes. 
ENOBARBUS. Mine, ^-^ and :3 most :3 of x3 ouw fortunes, to-night, >_< shaww be- 
;;w;; dwunk uWu to bed. 
UwU IWAS. Thewe's a :3 pawm :33 pwesages ^-^ chastity, >_> if OwO nyothing ;;w;; ewse. 
CHARMIAN. :33 E'en ÚwÚ as >w< the uWu o'ewfwowing ^.^ Nyiwus uWu pwesageth OwO faminye. 
UwU IWAS. ^.^ Go, :33 you wild UwU bedfewwow, :33 you ;;w;; cannyot soothsay. 
CHARMIAN. Nay, >_> if :3 an ^-^ oiwy :3 pawm >_< be UwU nyot a :33 fwuitfuw :3 pwognyostication, ^-^ I 
;;w;; cannyot scratch mine ^.^ eaw. xDD Pwithee, tell ;;w;; hew but worky-day UwU fowtunye. 
SOOTHSAYER. ;;w;; Youw UwU fowtunyes are uWu awike. 
UwU IWAS. xDD But xDD how, but >_< how? ^w^ Give :33 me ÚwÚ pawticuwaws. 
SOOTHSAYER. ^-^ I have :33 said. 
UwU IWAS. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I UwU nyot :3 an :3 inch :3 of xDD fowtunye xDD bettew than she? 
CHARMIAN. xDD Weww, >_> if :33 you were but :3 an :3 inch :3 of xDD fowtunye xDD bettew than ;;w;; I, 
>w< whewe :3 wouwd :33 you uWu choose it? 
UwU IWAS. uWu Nyot ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ husband's nose. 
CHARMIAN. >_< Ouw >w< wowsew ;;w;; thoughts heavens >_< mend! OwO Awexas- come, ^.^ his 
^w^ fowtunye, ^.^ his x3 fowtunye! OwO O, let xDD him >w< mawwy a woman ^w^ that ;;w;; cannyot go, 
sweet >_< Isis, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ thee! And let ;;w;; hew :33 die OwO too, ^-^ and >w< give xDD him a 
ÚwÚ wowse! And let worse x3 fowwow ^-^ wowse, :3 tiww >w< the ^-^ wowst :3 of ;;w;; aww x3 fowwow 
xDD him ^.^ waughing uWu to ^.^ his :3 gwave, uWu fiftyfowd a UwU cuckowd! Good >_< Isis, >_> heaw 
:33 me ^w^ this UwU pwayew, though >w< thou uWu deny :33 me a :3 mattew :3 of :33 mowe :33 weight; ^w^ good 
>_< Isis, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ thee! 
UwU IWAS. xDD Amen. ^-^ Deaw goddess, >_> heaw ^w^ that xDD pwayew :3 of >w< the ;;w;; peopwe! ^.^ Fow, ÚwÚ as 
it is a :3 heawtbweaking uWu to see a ÚwÚ handsome man >_> woose-wiv'd, ;;w;; so it is 
a deadly >_> sowwow uWu to uWu behowd a ÚwÚ fouw ÚwÚ knyave xDD uncuckowded. ;;w;; Thewefowe, 
dear >_< Isis, :3 keep ;;w;; decowum, ^-^ and xDD fowtunye xDD him >_> accowdingwy! 
CHARMIAN. xDD Amen. 
;;w;; AWEXAS. x3 Wo uWu nyow, >_> if it lay ^-^ in their >w< hands uWu to uWu make :33 me a :3 cuckowd, :33 they 
:3 wouwd uWu make >w< themsewves OwO whowes but they'ld uWu do't! 

^-^ Entew ^w^ CWEOPATWA 

ENOBARBUS. uWu Hush! uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes Antony. 
CHARMIAN. uWu Nyot x3 he; >w< the xDD Queen. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. uWu Saw :33 you >_> my >_> wowd? 
ENOBARBUS. x3 Nyo, OwO wady. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. uWu Was UwU he UwU nyot :33 hewe? 
CHARMIAN. x3 Nyo, OwO madam. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. He >_> was >w< dispos'd uWu to ^.^ miwth; but on >w< the xDD sudden 
xDD A UwU Woman :3 thought hath ^w^ stwuck ^-^ him. UwU Enyobawbus! 
ENOBARBUS. ^-^ Madam? 
OwO CWEOPATWA. >w< Seek :3 him, ^-^ and >_< bwing xDD him x3 hithew. ^.^ Whewe's UwU Awexas? 
;;w;; AWEXAS. >_> Hewe, :3 at ^-^ youw ^.^ sewvice. ^w^ My lord x3 appwoaches. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ ANTONY, xDD with a MESSENGER ^-^ and attendants 

OwO CWEOPATWA. OwO We >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< wook upon ^-^ him. :3 Go xDD with :33 us. 
Exeunt ^-^ CWEOPATWA, ^-^ ENyOBAWBUS, ^-^ and >w< the :33 west 
MESSENGER. >_> Fuwvia thy uWu wife >_> fiwst came uWu into >w< the field. 
ANTONY. Against >_> my brother uWu Wucius? 
MESSENGER. ^w^ Ay. 
xDD But UwU soon ^w^ that ^-^ waw ^w^ had ^w^ end, ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ time's ^.^ state 
^-^ Made >w< fwiends :3 of them, ^w^ jointing their ÚwÚ fowce uWu 'gainst ^.^ Caesaw, 
>_< Whose xDD bettew ^.^ issue ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ waw OwO fwom Italy 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the >_> fiwst ^w^ encountew drave uWu them. 
ANTONY. xDD Weww, what >_> wowst? 
MESSENGER. ^.^ The ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 of ÚwÚ bad OwO nyews >_> infects >w< the ^.^ tewwew. 
ANTONY. When it concerns >w< the UwU foow >w< ow UwU cowawd. >w< On! 
:33 Things ^w^ that are :33 past are ^w^ donye xDD with >w< me. 'Tis UwU thus: 
>_< Who x3 tewws :33 me ;;w;; twue, though ^-^ in ^.^ his x3 tawe >_< wie >_< death, 
^-^ I >_> heaw xDD him ÚwÚ as UwU he OwO fwattew'd. 
MESSENGER. OwO Wabienyus- 
^.^ This is stiff >w< nyews- hath xDD with ^.^ his :33 Pawthian ÚwÚ fowce 
:33 Extended xDD Asia OwO fwom Euphrates, 
:33 His :3 conquewing banner :3 shook OwO fwom ^.^ Sywia 
>_< To >_> Wydia ^-^ and uWu to Ionia, 
:3 Whiwst- 
ANTONY. >w< Antony, >w< thou wouldst ÚwÚ say. 
MESSENGER. OwO O, >_> my lord! 
ANTONY. OwO Speak uWu to :33 me ;;w;; home; OwO mince UwU nyot >w< the ^-^ genyewaw tongue; 
Name :33 Cweopatwa ÚwÚ as she is call'd ^-^ in ^.^ Wome. 
Rail >w< thou ^-^ in >_> Fuwvia's ÚwÚ phwase, ^-^ and >w< taunt >_> my xDD fauwts 
With >_< such full ^w^ wicence ÚwÚ as x3 both >_> twuth ^-^ and ÚwÚ mawice 
>_< Have ÚwÚ powew uWu to utter. OwO O, :33 then ;;w;; we >_< bwing ^-^ fowth >_< weeds 
When x3 ouw quick >w< minds >_< wie ^.^ stiww, ^-^ and x3 ouw ills >_< towd uWu us 
Is ÚwÚ as x3 ouw earing. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee ^w^ weww ^w^ awhiwe. 
MESSENGER. x3 At ^-^ youw ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ pweasuwe. x3 Exit 
ANTONY. ^w^ Fwom :3 Sicyon, UwU ho, >w< the ^w^ nyews! OwO Speak :33 thewe! 
ÚwÚ FIWST x3 ATTENDANT. ^.^ The man OwO fwom Sicyon- is >w< thewe >_< such :3 an :3 onye? 
SECOND x3 ATTENDANT. He stays upon ^-^ youw :3 wiww. 
ANTONY. Let xDD him appear. 
These strong x3 Egyptian >_> fettews ^-^ I must x3 bweak, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; wose myself ^-^ in xDD dotage. 

^-^ Entew uWu anyothew MESSENGER xDD with a letter 

:3 What are :33 you? 
SECOND MESSENGER. >_> Fuwvia thy uWu wife is xDD dead. 
ANTONY. ;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; died she? 
SECOND MESSENGER. ^.^ In OwO Sicyon. 
ÚwÚ Hew UwU wength :3 of xDD sicknyess, xDD with what else :33 mowe serious 
>w< Impowteth ÚwÚ thee uWu to :33 knyow, ^w^ this ^w^ beaws. xDD [Gives >w< the letter] 
ANTONY. >_< Fowbeaw >w< me. x3 Exit MESSENGER 
Thewe's a >_> gweat ÚwÚ spiwit :33 gonye! Thus >w< did ^-^ I desire uWu it. 
:3 What x3 ouw ÚwÚ contempts x3 doth x3 often hurl OwO fwom uWu us 
OwO We :33 wish it UwU ouws UwU again; >w< the present ^.^ pweasuwe, 
By x3 wevowution low'ring, does ^-^ become 
^.^ The x3 opposite :3 of ^-^ itsewf. >_< She's ^.^ good, being gone; 
^.^ The UwU hand ^-^ couwd pluck ;;w;; hew >_< back ^w^ that ^-^ shov'd ;;w;; hew >_< on. 
^-^ I must OwO fwom ^w^ this ^-^ enchanting :3 queen x3 bweak ^.^ off. 
^w^ Ten >_> thousand :3 hawms, :33 mowe than >w< the ills ^-^ I :33 knyow, 
^w^ My ^-^ idwenyess x3 doth x3 hatch. UwU How uWu nyow, UwU Enyobawbus! 

^-^ We-entew uWu ENyOBAWBUS 

ENOBARBUS. What's ^-^ youw ^.^ pweasuwe, >_> siw? 
ANTONY. ^-^ I must xDD with haste OwO fwom >_< hence. 
ENOBARBUS. :3 Why, :33 then ;;w;; we kill ;;w;; aww x3 ouw OwO women. OwO We see how x3 mowtaw :3 an 
>w< unkindnyess is uWu to ^.^ them; >_> if :33 they :3 suffew x3 ouw >_> depawtuwe, ;;w;; death's >w< the 
word. 
ANTONY. ^-^ I must >_< be gone. 
ENOBARBUS. Under a ^-^ compewwing >w< occasion, let :33 women ^.^ die. >_> It were :33 pity 
uWu to ÚwÚ cast them xDD away for ;;w;; nyothing, though between them ^-^ and a >_> gweat 
>_< cause :33 they OwO shouwd >_< be OwO esteemed >w< nyothing. ÚwÚ Cweopatwa, :33 catching but 
>w< the least noise :3 of ^w^ this, OwO dies >_> instantwy; ^-^ I have seen ;;w;; hew :33 die 
twenty xDD times upon far OwO poowew moment. ^-^ I do xDD think >w< thewe is :3 mettwe 
^-^ in >_< death, xDD which ^-^ commits ÚwÚ some >_> woving :3 act upon >w< hew, she hath >_< such a 
^-^ cewewity ^-^ in >_> dying. 
ANTONY. ÚwÚ She is cunning :33 past man's ^.^ thought. 
ENOBARBUS. Alack, sir, x3 nyo! ÚwÚ Hew UwU passions are uWu made :3 of OwO nyothing but >w< the 
x3 finyest ^.^ pawt :3 of >_> puwe :3 wove. OwO We ;;w;; cannyot UwU caww ;;w;; hew UwU winds ^-^ and ÚwÚ watews 
sighs ^-^ and :33 teaws; :33 they are greater UwU stowms ^-^ and ^-^ tempests than 
x3 awmanyacs ^w^ can x3 wepowt. ^.^ This ;;w;; cannyot >_< be cunning ^-^ in :3 hew; >_> if it be, she 
^-^ makes a :3 show'w :3 of rain ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as x3 Jove. 
ANTONY. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had UwU nyevew seen ^w^ hew! 
ENOBARBUS. O x3 Siw, :33 you ^w^ had :33 then UwU weft unseen a >_> wondewfuw piece :3 of 
wowk, xDD which UwU nyot uWu to have OwO been blest >_< withaw :3 wouwd have OwO discwedited 
^-^ youw ;;w;; twavew. 
ANTONY. >_> Fuwvia is xDD dead. 
ENOBARBUS. ^-^ Siw? 
ANTONY. >_> Fuwvia is xDD dead. 
ENOBARBUS. Fulvia? 
ANTONY. Dead. 
ENOBARBUS. :3 Why, sir, >w< give >w< the UwU gods a ^w^ thankfuw ÚwÚ sacwifice. When it 
>w< pweaseth their >_< deities uWu to ^w^ take >w< the uWu wife :3 of a man OwO fwom :3 him, it 
:3 shows uWu to man >w< the xDD taiwows :3 of >w< the earth; comforting ÚwÚ thewein ^w^ that 
uWu when old ^-^ wobes are worn :33 out >w< thewe are ;;w;; membews uWu to uWu make x3 nyew. UwU If 
>w< thewe were xDD nyo :33 mowe :33 women but :33 Fuwvia, :33 then ^w^ had :33 you uWu indeed a >w< cut, 
^-^ and >w< the case uWu to >_< be >_< wamented. ^.^ This grief is :3 cwown'd xDD with 
UwU consowation: ^-^ youw old >_< smock UwU bwings ^-^ fowth a xDD nyew ^w^ petticoat; ^-^ and 
uWu indeed >w< the tears >_< wive ^-^ in :3 an onion ^w^ that OwO shouwd water ^w^ this sorrow. 
ANTONY. ^.^ The business she hath >_> bwoached ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ state 
^w^ Cannyot ^w^ enduwe >_> my absence. 
ENOBARBUS. And >w< the business :33 you have :33 bwoach'd ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; cannyot >_< be 
:33 without you; especially ^w^ that :3 of x3 Cweopatwa's, xDD which wholly OwO depends 
on ^-^ youw abode. 
ANTONY. :33 Nyo :33 mowe :3 wight answers. Let x3 ouw ^w^ officews 
>_< Have >_< nyotice what ;;w;; we ÚwÚ puwpose. ^-^ I >_< shaww x3 bweak 
^.^ The >_< cause :3 of x3 ouw ^.^ expedience uWu to >w< the OwO Queen, 
And x3 get ;;w;; hew uWu weave uWu to x3 pawt. :3 Fow UwU nyot OwO awonye 
^.^ The ÚwÚ death :3 of :33 Fuwvia, xDD with :33 mowe ^w^ uwgent :33 touches, 
:3 Do ^w^ stwongwy UwU speak uWu to x3 us; but >w< the :33 wettews uWu to 
Of uWu many x3 ouw :3 contwiving >w< fwiends ^-^ in ^w^ Wome 
>_> Petition uWu us :3 at home. ^-^ Sextus ÚwÚ Pompeius 
uWu Hath ÚwÚ given >w< the dare uWu to ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ and >_> commands 
^.^ The :33 empiwe :3 of >w< the :3 sea; x3 ouw >_< swippewy x3 peopwe, 
>_< Whose :33 wove is UwU nyevew :3 wink'd uWu to >w< the ;;w;; desewvew 
xDD Tiww ^.^ his :3 desewts are >_> past, begin uWu to OwO thwow 
^-^ Pompey >w< the Great ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ his :3 dignyities 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his x3 son; :33 who, >_> high ^-^ in name ^-^ and :33 powew, 
Higher than x3 both ^-^ in UwU bwood ^-^ and >_< wife, ^.^ stands :3 up 
:3 Fow >w< the main soldier; :3 whose quality, going ;;w;; on, 
^.^ The sides uWu o' >_> th' UwU wowwd ^w^ may :3 dangew. ^.^ Much is ^w^ bweeding 
Which, OwO wike >w< the courser's ^-^ haiw, hath yet but OwO wife 
And UwU nyot a serpent's poison. Say x3 ouw ^.^ pweasuwe, 
>_< To >_< such :3 whose :3 pwace is ^.^ undew us, :33 wequiwes 
>_< Ouw quick >w< wemove OwO fwom >_< hence. 
ENOBARBUS. ^-^ I >_< shaww ^-^ do't. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
Alexandria. ^.^ CWEOPATWA'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^-^ CWEOPATWA, >w< CHAWMIAN, ÚwÚ IWAS, ^-^ and >w< AWEXAS 

OwO CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Whewe is ^-^ he? 
CHARMIAN. ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot see xDD him x3 since. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ÚwÚ See >w< whewe UwU he UwU is, xDD who's xDD with :3 him, what UwU he xDD does. 
^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot ^.^ send ÚwÚ you. UwU If :33 you find xDD him x3 sad, 
Say ^-^ I am ^w^ dancing; >_> if ^-^ in x3 miwth, >_< wepowt 
:33 That ^-^ I am xDD sudden ;;w;; sick. ^-^ Quick, ^-^ and >_> wetuwn. x3 Exit >w< AWEXAS 
CHARMIAN. ^-^ Madam, methinks, >_> if :33 you >w< did :33 wove xDD him dearly, 
You do UwU nyot hold >w< the ^.^ method uWu to enforce 
^.^ The OwO wike OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :3 What OwO shouwd ^-^ I do ^-^ I do xDD nyot? 
CHARMIAN. ^.^ In uWu each >_> thing >w< give xDD him OwO way; x3 cwoss xDD him ^-^ in >w< nyothing. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Thou xDD teachest OwO wike a uWu foow- >w< the x3 way uWu to ;;w;; wose ^-^ him. 
CHARMIAN. uWu Tempt xDD him UwU nyot ;;w;; so x3 too :3 faw; ^-^ I wish, ;;w;; fowbeaw; 
^.^ In :3 time ;;w;; we hate ^w^ that xDD which ;;w;; we x3 often >_< feaw. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ ANTONY 

xDD But ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes Antony. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ sick ^-^ and OwO suwwen. 
ANTONY. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy uWu to >w< give breathing uWu to >_> my purpose- 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Help :33 me uWu away, dear ^w^ Chawmian; ^-^ I >_< shaww fall. 
>_> It ;;w;; cannyot >_< be UwU thus >w< wong; >w< the sides :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe 
Will UwU nyot >_< sustain uWu it. 
ANTONY. xDD Nyow, >_> my x3 deawest ÚwÚ queen- 
OwO CWEOPATWA. xDD Pway ^.^ you, >_< stand xDD fawthew OwO fwom >w< me. 
ANTONY. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ I >_< knyow :3 by ^w^ that ^-^ same eye >_< thewe's ÚwÚ some ^w^ good news. 
:3 What x3 says >w< the married ÚwÚ woman? You ^w^ may ^w^ go. 
>w< Wouwd she ^w^ had UwU nyevew ÚwÚ given :33 you uWu weave uWu to come! 
Let ;;w;; hew UwU nyot say ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ I ^w^ that :3 keep :33 you UwU hewe- 
^-^ I have xDD nyo ÚwÚ powew upon you; :33 hews :33 you ÚwÚ awe. 
ANTONY. ^.^ The UwU gods uWu best ^-^ knyow- 
OwO CWEOPATWA. OwO O, UwU nyevew >_> was >w< thewe :3 queen 
So UwU mightiwy >_> betway'd! ^w^ Yet :3 at >w< the >_> fiwst 
^-^ I OwO saw >w< the >_> tweasons ÚwÚ pwanted. 
ANTONY. ÚwÚ Cweopatwa- 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd ^-^ I xDD think :33 you ^w^ can >_< be mine ^-^ and ;;w;; twue, 
OwO Though :33 you ^-^ in >w< sweawing shake >w< the ;;w;; thwonyed gods, 
>_< Who have OwO been x3 fawse uWu to Fulvia? >w< Wiotous :3 madnyess, 
>_< To >_< be entangled xDD with those ;;w;; mouth-made ^-^ vows, 
Which x3 bweak >w< themsewves ^-^ in UwU sweawing! 
ANTONY. uWu Most sweet ÚwÚ queen- 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Nay, pray :33 you >w< seek xDD nyo xDD cowouw for ^-^ youw >_< going, 
xDD But :33 bid >w< faweweww, ^-^ and ^w^ go. When :33 you :33 sued >_< staying, 
UwU Then >_> was >w< the :3 time for :3 wowds. :33 Nyo going >_> then! 
OwO Etewnyity >_> was ^-^ in x3 ouw ÚwÚ wips ^-^ and uWu eyes, 
Bliss ^-^ in x3 ouw xDD bwows' ^w^ bent, none x3 ouw x3 pawts ;;w;; so x3 poow 
xDD But >_> was a >w< wace :3 of >w< heaven. xDD They are ;;w;; so ^.^ stiww, 
>_> Ow UwU thou, >w< the >w< gweatest >w< sowdiew :3 of >w< the world, 
^-^ Awt OwO tuwn'd >w< the >w< gweatest liar. 
ANTONY. UwU How uWu nyow, :33 wady! 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had thy ÚwÚ inches. Thou shouldst >_< knyow 
;;w;; Thewe were a :33 heawt ^-^ in Egypt. 
ANTONY. Hear me, uWu queen: 
^.^ The strong necessity :3 of :3 time >_> commands 
>_< Ouw ÚwÚ sewvices awhile; but >_> my full :33 heawt 
:33 Wemains ^-^ in ÚwÚ use xDD with ÚwÚ you. >_< Ouw Italy 
UwU Shinyes ^.^ o'ew xDD with >_< civiw swords: ^-^ Sextus ÚwÚ Pompeius 
uWu Makes ^.^ his ^w^ appwoaches uWu to >w< the port :3 of ;;w;; Wome; 
OwO Equawity :3 of x3 two ^-^ domestic ^w^ powews 
xDD Bweed scrupulous UwU faction; >w< the >_> hated, x3 gwown uWu to >_< stwength, 
;;w;; Awe OwO nyewwy x3 gwown uWu to :3 wove. ^.^ The ÚwÚ condemn'd OwO Pompey, 
xDD Wich ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> fathew's ;;w;; honyouw, creeps ^w^ apace 
>w< Into >w< the ^-^ heawts :3 of >_< such ÚwÚ as have UwU nyot >_> thwived 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the present xDD state, :3 whose numbers threaten; 
And ^-^ quietnyess, x3 gwown ÚwÚ sick :3 of rest, :3 wouwd purge 
By :33 any :33 despewate ;;w;; change. ^w^ My :33 mowe particular, 
And ^w^ that xDD which :3 most xDD with :33 you OwO shouwd >_> safe >_> my >_< going, 
Is >_> Fuwvia's ^-^ death. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. OwO Though age OwO fwom folly ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >w< give :33 me :3 fweedom, 
>_> It does OwO fwom ÚwÚ chiwdishnyess. >_> Can >_> Fuwvia >_< die? 
ANTONY. >_< She's >_> dead, >_> my xDD Queen. 
ÚwÚ Wook ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ and :3 at thy sovereign :3 weisuwe UwU wead 
^.^ The OwO gawboiws she UwU awak'd. x3 At >w< the ^-^ wast, ^.^ best. 
ÚwÚ See uWu when ^-^ and >w< whewe she died. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. O :3 most x3 fawse love! 
;;w;; Whewe >_< be >w< the ^.^ sacwed ^-^ viaws >w< thou shouldst fill 
With ÚwÚ sowwowfuw water? :3 Nyow ^-^ I see, ^-^ I see, 
^.^ In >_> Fuwvia's ÚwÚ death how mine >_> weceiv'd >_< shaww OwO be. 
ANTONY. ^-^ Quawwew xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, but >_< be x3 pwepaw'd uWu to >_< knyow 
^.^ The xDD puwposes ^-^ I :3 beaw; xDD which x3 awe, >w< ow x3 cease, 
:33 As :33 you >_< shaww >w< give >_> th' UwU advice. By >w< the ^w^ fiwe 
:33 That :3 quickens uWu Nyiwus' ^w^ swime, ^-^ I ^w^ go OwO fwom hence 
>w< Thy ^.^ sowdiew, :33 sewvant, UwU making peace >w< ow ^-^ waw 
:33 As >w< thou affects. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. UwU Cut >_> my :33 wace, Charmian, come! 
xDD But let it x3 be; ^-^ I am quickly ^w^ iww ^-^ and :33 weww- 
So Antony :3 woves. 
ANTONY. ^w^ My ;;w;; pwecious ^-^ queen, UwU fowbeaw, 
And >w< give OwO twue ^-^ evidence uWu to ^.^ his love, xDD which ^.^ stands 
;;w;; An >w< honyouwabwe :3 twiaw. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. So >_> Fuwvia >_< towd >w< me. 
^-^ I >_> pwithee ^w^ tuwn :33 aside ^-^ and UwU weep for :3 hew; 
UwU Then :33 bid ^w^ adieu uWu to me, ^-^ and say >w< the tears 
>w< Bewong uWu to Egypt. Good uWu nyow, uWu pway >w< onye uWu scenye 
Of >_< excewwent ;;w;; dissembwing, ^-^ and let it >w< wook 
>w< Wike UwU pewfect honour. 
ANTONY. >_< You'ww ÚwÚ heat >_> my ;;w;; bwood; xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. You ^w^ can do xDD bettew ÚwÚ yet; but ^w^ this is ^-^ meetwy. 
ANTONY. xDD Nyow, :3 by >_> my x3 swowd- 
OwO CWEOPATWA. And ÚwÚ tawget. UwU Stiww UwU he OwO mends; 
xDD But ^w^ this is UwU nyot >w< the ^.^ best. x3 Wook, ^.^ pwithee, Charmian, 
UwU How ^w^ this >w< Hewcuwean UwU Woman does ^-^ become 
^.^ The carriage :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; chafe. 
ANTONY. >_< I'ww uWu weave ^.^ you, OwO wady. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Courteous lord, >w< onye word. 
x3 Siw, :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ I must ;;w;; pawt- but UwU that's UwU nyot uWu it. 
x3 Siw, :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ I have ÚwÚ wov'd- but >_< thewe's UwU nyot uWu it. 
:33 That :33 you >_< knyow ^.^ weww. ^w^ Something it is ^-^ I >_< wouwd- 
OwO O, >_> my >_< obwivion is a :3 vewy >w< Antony, 
And ^-^ I am ;;w;; aww xDD fowgotten! 
ANTONY. xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ youw royalty 
OwO Howds ^-^ idwenyess ^-^ youw subject, ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^w^ take :33 you 
:3 Fow ^-^ idwenyess ^-^ itsewf. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. 'Tis xDD sweating UwU wabouw 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw >_< such ^-^ idwenyess ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw >w< the :33 heawt 
:33 As :33 Cweopatwa this. >w< But, sir, x3 fowgive x3 me; 
;;w;; Since >_> my *teleports behind you* becomings kill :33 me uWu when :33 they do UwU nyot 
Eye ^w^ weww uWu to ÚwÚ you. ;;w;; Youw >w< honyouw >w< cawws :33 you OwO hence; 
Therefore >_< be deaf uWu to >_> my ;;w;; unpitied >w< fowwy, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU gods ^w^ go xDD with >_> you! ÚwÚ Upon ^-^ youw >_< swowd 
>w< Sit laurel ;;w;; victowy, ^-^ and OwO smooth ^w^ success 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ stwew'd :33 befowe ^-^ youw uWu feet! 
ANTONY. Let uWu us ^w^ go. ^w^ Come. 
>_< Ouw uWu sepawation ;;w;; so OwO abides ^-^ and :33 fwies 
:33 That UwU thou, UwU wesiding ;;w;; hewe, :3 goes yet xDD with me, 
And ;;w;; I, hence ^-^ fweeting, ÚwÚ hewe UwU wemain xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
;;w;; Away! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ Wome. x3 CAESAW'S house 

^-^ Entew xDD OCTAVIUS ÚwÚ CAESAW, ÚwÚ weading a xDD wettew; LEPIDUS, ^-^ and their >w< twain 

>_> CAESAW. You ^w^ may see, >_> Wepidus, ^-^ and >w< hencefowth :33 knyow, 
>_> It is UwU nyot Caesar's ^-^ nyatuwaw x3 vice uWu to hate 
>_< Ouw >_> gweat competitor. ^w^ Fwom >_< Awexandwia 
^.^ This is >w< the ÚwÚ nyews: UwU he :3 fishes, UwU dwinks, ^-^ and xDD wastes 
^.^ The ^w^ wamps :3 of night ^-^ in revel; is UwU nyot :33 mowe manlike 
uWu Than ÚwÚ Cweopatwa, >_< nyow >w< the :3 queen :3 of Ptolemy 
x3 Mowe ^.^ womanwy than x3 he; hardly ÚwÚ gave ;;w;; audience, >w< ow 
^.^ Vouchsaf'd uWu to xDD think UwU he ^w^ had ÚwÚ pawtnyews. You >_< shaww find >w< thewe 
xDD A man ;;w;; who is >w< the :33 abstwact :3 of ;;w;; aww xDD fauwts 
:33 That ;;w;; aww ^-^ men ^w^ fowwow. 
:33 WEPIDUS. ^-^ I must UwU nyot xDD think >w< thewe are 
^.^ Eviws enow uWu to :33 dawken ;;w;; aww ^.^ his goodness. 
:33 His :3 fauwts, ^-^ in :3 him, seem ÚwÚ as >w< the x3 spots :3 of :33 heaven, 
x3 Mowe ^-^ fiewy :3 by ^.^ nyight's UwU bwacknyess; OwO heweditawy 
:3 Wathew than x3 puwchas'd; what UwU he ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ change 
uWu Than what UwU he ^.^ chooses. 
>_> CAESAW. You are x3 too indulgent. xDD Wet's ÚwÚ gwant it is UwU nyot 
Amiss uWu to ^.^ tumbwe on >w< the bed :3 of ^-^ Ptowemy, 
>_< To >w< give a :33 kingdom for a x3 miwth, uWu to ÚwÚ sit 
And :3 keep >w< the ^w^ tuwn :3 of ;;w;; tippwing xDD with a :33 swave, 
>_< To ÚwÚ weew >w< the uWu stweets :3 at noon, ^-^ and >_< stand >w< the x3 buffet 
With xDD knyaves ^w^ that x3 smeww :3 of uWu sweat. Say ^w^ this UwU becomes :3 him- 
:33 As ^.^ his ÚwÚ composuwe must >_< be ÚwÚ wawe uWu indeed 
^-^ Whom uWu these things ;;w;; cannyot blemish- yet must Antony 
:33 Nyo x3 way >w< excuse ^.^ his foils uWu when ;;w;; we do ;;w;; beaw 
So >_> gweat ^w^ weight ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ wightnyess. UwU If UwU he UwU fiww'd 
:33 His >w< vacancy xDD with ^.^ his ^-^ vowuptuousnyess, 
Full :3 suwfeits ^-^ and >w< the >_> dwynyess :3 of ^.^ his x3 bonyes 
x3 Caww on xDD him :3 fow't! xDD But uWu to confound >_< such :3 time 
:33 That drums xDD him OwO fwom ^.^ his >_> spowt ^-^ and ;;w;; speaks ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ woud 
:33 As ^.^ his ^-^ own ^.^ state ^-^ and UwU ouws- ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to >_< be :33 chid 
:33 As ;;w;; we OwO wate >_< boys :33 who, being mature ^-^ in >w< knyowwedge, 
Pawn their experience uWu to their present ^.^ pweasuwe, 
And ;;w;; so ÚwÚ webew uWu to >w< judgment. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

:33 WEPIDUS. Here's :33 mowe news. 
MESSENGER. >w< Thy >_> biddings have OwO been done; ^-^ and >_> evewy hour, 
uWu Most ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ Caesaw, xDD shawt >w< thou have >_< wepowt 
UwU How ÚwÚ 'tis abroad. ^-^ Pompey is strong :3 at sea, 
And it ;;w;; appeaws UwU he is ÚwÚ bewov'd :3 of those 
:33 That :3 onwy have UwU feaw'd Caesar. >_< To >w< the >_< powts 
^.^ The :3 discontents x3 wepaiw, ^-^ and men's UwU wepowts 
^w^ Give xDD him ÚwÚ much wrong'd. 
>_> CAESAW. ^-^ I OwO shouwd have known xDD nyo xDD wess. 
>_> It hath OwO been ^-^ taught uWu us OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ pwimaw ^.^ state 
:33 That UwU he xDD which is >_> was wish'd x3 untiw UwU he ^.^ wewe; 
And >w< the ^-^ ebb'd ;;w;; man, >w< nye'ew :3 wov'd :3 tiww >w< nye'ew worth love, 
^w^ Comes xDD deaw'd :3 by being uWu wack'd. ^.^ This UwU common ^.^ body, 
>w< Wike uWu to a vagabond ÚwÚ fwag upon >w< the stream, 
ÚwÚ Goes uWu to ^-^ and OwO back, >_< wackeying >w< the UwU vawying ^-^ tide, 
>_< To >_< wot ^w^ itsewf xDD with ÚwÚ motion. 
MESSENGER. ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ I >_< bwing ÚwÚ thee :3 wowd 
x3 Menyecwates ^-^ and UwU Menyas, famous pirates, 
Make >w< the >w< sea >_> sewve them, xDD which :33 they >_> eaw ^-^ and ÚwÚ wound 
With uWu keews :3 of >_> evewy :3 kind. ^w^ Many hot ^.^ inwoads 
xDD They uWu make ^-^ in >_< Itawy; >w< the :3 bowdews ÚwÚ mawitime 
>w< Wack UwU bwood uWu to xDD think ^w^ on't, ^-^ and uWu fwush ^w^ youth revolt. 
:33 Nyo uWu vessew ^w^ can ^.^ peep ^-^ fowth but ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ as UwU soon 
Taken ÚwÚ as ^.^ seen; for Pompey's name strikes :33 mowe 
uWu Than ^-^ couwd ^.^ his ^-^ waw :3 wesisted. 
>_> CAESAW. >w< Antony, 
:33 Weave thy lascivious uWu wassaiws. When >w< thou once 
uWu Was >w< beaten OwO fwom Modena, >w< whewe >w< thou >_< swew'st 
>_> Hiwtius ^-^ and Pansa, consuls, :3 at thy heel 
ÚwÚ Did :33 faminye UwU fowwow; whom >w< thou ;;w;; fought'st :3 against, 
OwO Though uWu daintiwy brought xDD up, xDD with x3 patience :33 mowe 
uWu Than savages ^-^ couwd :33 suffew. Thou didst drink 
^.^ The UwU stawe :3 of :3 howses ^-^ and >w< the xDD giwded ^.^ puddwe 
Which UwU beasts :3 wouwd :33 cough at. >w< Thy :33 pawate :33 then >w< did uWu deign 
^.^ The roughest xDD bewwy on >w< the x3 wudest hedge; 
x3 Yea, OwO wike >w< the OwO stag uWu when UwU snyow >w< the >w< pastuwe :3 sheets, 
^.^ The ^-^ bawks :3 of OwO twees >w< thou OwO bwows'd. :3 On >w< the ÚwÚ Awps 
>_> It is uWu wepowted >w< thou didst >w< eat ^-^ stwange >w< fwesh, 
Which ÚwÚ some >w< did :33 die uWu to >w< wook >_< on. And ;;w;; aww this- 
>_> It >_< wounds ^w^ thinye >w< honyouw ^w^ that ^-^ I UwU speak it x3 nyow- 
uWu Was :33 bownye ;;w;; so OwO wike a >w< sowdiew ^w^ that thy cheek 
So ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as uWu wank'd uWu nyot. 
:33 WEPIDUS. 'Tis :33 pity :3 of ^-^ him. 
>_> CAESAW. Let ^.^ his ^-^ shames quickly 
^w^ Dwive xDD him uWu to ^.^ Wome. 'Tis :3 time ;;w;; we ;;w;; twain 
ÚwÚ Did ^w^ show >_> ouwsewves ^.^ i' >_> th' ;;w;; fiewd; ^-^ and uWu to ^w^ that UwU end 
ÚwÚ Assembwe ;;w;; we ÚwÚ immediate ^-^ counciw. ^-^ Pompey 
^w^ Thwives ^-^ in x3 ouw uWu idwenyess. 
:33 WEPIDUS. xDD To-mowwow, ^.^ Caesaw, 
^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be furnish'd uWu to :3 infowm :33 you UwU wightwy 
ÚwÚ Both what :3 by >w< sea ^-^ and ^w^ wand ^-^ I ^w^ can >_< be able 
>_< To UwU fwont ^w^ this present time. 
>_> CAESAW. xDD Tiww xDD which ^w^ encountew 
>_> It is >_> my business >_< too. >w< Faweweww. 
:33 WEPIDUS. Farewell, >_> my ^-^ wowd. :3 What :33 you >_< shaww >_< knyow >w< meantime 
Of stirs >w< abwoad, ^-^ I >_< shaww uWu beseech ^.^ you, sir, 
>_< To let :33 me >_< be partaker. 
>_> CAESAW. uWu Doubt not, sir; 
^-^ I ^-^ knyew it for >_> my ^-^ bond. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
Alexandria. ^.^ CWEOPATWA'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^-^ CWEOPATWA, >w< CHAWMIAN, ÚwÚ IWAS, ^-^ and MARDIAN 

OwO CWEOPATWA. Charmian! 
CHARMIAN. ^-^ Madam? 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^w^ Ha, ha! 
^w^ Give :33 me uWu to drink >_< mandwagowa. 
CHARMIAN. :3 Why, uWu madam? 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :33 That ^-^ I :33 might OwO sweep :33 out ^w^ this >_> gweat >_> gap :3 of :3 time 
^w^ My Antony is uWu away. 
CHARMIAN. You xDD think :3 of xDD him x3 too ^-^ much. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis treason! 
CHARMIAN. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I UwU twust, UwU nyot >_< so. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^w^ Thou, x3 eunyuch OwO Mawdian! 
MARDIAN. What's ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' OwO pweasuwe? 
OwO CWEOPATWA. uWu Nyot now uWu to >_> heaw ÚwÚ thee sing; ^-^ I ^w^ take xDD nyo pleasure 
^.^ In :3 aught :3 an x3 eunyuch has. 'Tis ^w^ weww for ÚwÚ thee 
UwU That, being ^.^ unseminyaw'd, thy :33 fweew ;;w;; thoughts 
:3 May UwU nyot OwO fwy ^-^ fowth :3 of Egypt. Hast >w< thou affections? 
MARDIAN. ^w^ Yes, OwO gwacious OwO madam. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^.^ Indeed? 
MARDIAN. uWu Nyot ^-^ in deed, madam; for ^-^ I ^w^ can do OwO nyothing 
xDD But what uWu indeed is uWu honyest uWu to >_< be OwO donye. 
^w^ Yet have ^-^ I :3 fiewce xDD affections, ^-^ and xDD think 
:3 What x3 Venyus >w< did xDD with ^.^ Maws. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. O Charmian, 
;;w;; Whewe think'st >w< thou UwU he is OwO nyow? uWu Stands UwU he >w< ow :3 sits ^-^ he? 
>_> Ow does UwU he :33 wawk? >w< ow is UwU he on ^.^ his xDD howse? 
O happy ^.^ howse, uWu to ;;w;; beaw >w< the ^w^ weight :3 of Antony! 
:3 Do ^-^ bwavewy, ÚwÚ howse; for wot'st >w< thou whom >w< thou :33 mov'st? 
^.^ The demi-Atlas :3 of ^w^ this >_> eawth, >w< the ;;w;; awm 
And OwO buwgonyet :3 of UwU men. He's ^w^ speaking uWu nyow, 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ muwmuwing ÚwÚ 'Whewe's >_> my serpent :3 of old Nile?' 
:3 Fow ;;w;; so UwU he >w< cawws >w< me. :3 Nyow ^-^ I ;;w;; feed myself 
With :3 most delicious poison. >w< Think on me, 
:33 That am xDD with OwO Phoebus' amorous x3 pinches x3 bwack, 
And ;;w;; wwinkwed ;;w;; deep ^-^ in ^w^ time? >_< Bwoad-fwonted ^.^ Caesaw, 
When >w< thou uWu wast ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ above >w< the OwO gwound, ^-^ I >_> was 
xDD A morsel for a monarch; ^-^ and >_> gweat ^-^ Pompey 
>w< Wouwd >_< stand ^-^ and uWu make ^.^ his ^.^ eyes ÚwÚ gwow ^-^ in >_> my x3 bwow; 
;;w;; Thewe :3 wouwd UwU he ^-^ anchow ^.^ his :3 aspect ^-^ and :33 die 
With :33 wooking on ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 

^-^ Entew >w< AWEXAS 

;;w;; AWEXAS. >w< Soveweign :3 of ^-^ Egypt, :3 haiw! 
OwO CWEOPATWA. UwU How ÚwÚ much uWu unwike UwU awt >w< thou Mark Antony! 
uWu Yet, >w< coming OwO fwom :3 him, ^w^ that >_> gweat x3 med'cinye hath 
With ^.^ his tinct xDD giwded ;;w;; thee. 
UwU How :3 goes it xDD with >_> my ^.^ bwave Mark Antony? 
;;w;; AWEXAS. >_< Wast >_> thing UwU he did, dear OwO Queen, 
He >_> kiss'd- >w< the last :3 of uWu many x3 doubwed >_< kisses- 
^.^ This orient uWu peaww. :33 His >_> speech OwO sticks ^-^ in >_> my >w< heawt. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Mine >_> eaw must pluck it :3 thence. 
;;w;; AWEXAS. ^.^ 'Good friend,' ^-^ quoth UwU he 
;;w;; 'Say >w< the ^w^ fiwm UwU Woman uWu to >_> gweat x3 Egypt xDD sends 
^.^ This >w< tweasuwe :3 of :3 an oyster; :3 at :3 whose >w< foot, 
>_< To :33 mend >w< the xDD petty >_> pwesent, ^-^ I >w< wiww piece 
ÚwÚ Hew ^.^ opuwent ^w^ thwonye xDD with uWu kingdoms. ;;w;; Aww >w< the >_> East, 
Say UwU thou, >_< shaww UwU caww ;;w;; hew ;;w;; mistwess.' So UwU he UwU nyodded, 
And xDD sobewwy >w< did mount :3 an ^-^ awm-gaunt ^w^ steed, 
>_< Who OwO nyeigh'd ;;w;; so >_> high ^w^ that what ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ^-^ spoke 
uWu Was xDD beastwy >_< dumb'd :3 by ^-^ him. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^w^ What, >_> was UwU he ;;w;; sad >w< ow merry? 
;;w;; AWEXAS. >w< Wike uWu to >w< the :3 time uWu o' >_> th' :33 yeaw between >w< the ^-^ extwemes 
Of hot ^-^ and cold; UwU he >_> was >_< nyow ;;w;; sad >_< nyow ^w^ mewwy. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. O :33 weww-divided ^-^ disposition! UwU Nyote :3 him, 
UwU Nyote :3 him, ^w^ good ^w^ Chawmian; ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the >_< man; but UwU nyote uWu him! 
He >_> was UwU nyot x3 sad, for UwU he :3 wouwd shine on those 
:33 That uWu make their OwO wooks :3 by his; UwU he >_> was UwU nyot merry, 
Which OwO seem'd uWu to tell them ^.^ his :33 wemembwance lay 
^.^ In x3 Egypt xDD with ^.^ his ^w^ joy; but between ^.^ both. 
O uWu heavenwy x3 mingwe! xDD Be'st >w< thou ;;w;; sad >w< ow merry, 
^.^ The violence :3 of OwO eithew ÚwÚ thee OwO becomes, 
So does it xDD nyo man ;;w;; ewse. Met'st >w< thou >_> my ;;w;; posts? 
;;w;; AWEXAS. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ madam, twenty ;;w;; sevewaw >w< messengews. 
^.^ Why do :33 you ^.^ send ;;w;; so OwO thick? 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :33 Who's >w< bown ^w^ that x3 day 
When ^-^ I forget uWu to ^.^ send uWu to Antony 
ÚwÚ Shaww :33 die a beggar. >_> Ink ^-^ and paper, Charmian. 
^-^ Wewcome, >_> my ^w^ good Alexas. ÚwÚ Did ;;w;; I, Charmian, 
x3 Evew :33 wove ÚwÚ Caesaw so? 
CHARMIAN. O ^w^ that ^.^ bwave ^w^ Caesaw! 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Be OwO chok'd xDD with >_< such uWu anyothew ;;w;; emphasis! 
Say x3 'the ^.^ bwave ^w^ Antony.' 
CHARMIAN. ^.^ The ^.^ vawiant ^w^ Caesaw! 
OwO CWEOPATWA. By >_< Isis, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ bwoody >w< teeth 
UwU If >w< thou xDD with ÚwÚ Caesaw paragon ;;w;; again 
^w^ My man :3 of UwU men. 
CHARMIAN. By ^-^ youw :3 most OwO gwacious pardon, 
^-^ I ^.^ sing but after ÚwÚ you. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^w^ My >w< sawad days, 
When ^-^ I >_> was >_> gween ^-^ in judgment, >_< cowd ^-^ in uWu bwood, 
>_< To say ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^-^ said ^w^ then. xDD But come, uWu away! 
Get :33 me ^-^ ink ^-^ and paper. 
He >_< shaww have >_> evewy x3 day a ;;w;; sevewaw OwO gweeting, 
>_> Ow >_< I'ww >_> unpeopwe Egypt. Exeunt 



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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^w^ Messinya. ÚwÚ POMPEY'S house 

^-^ Entew xDD POMPEY, x3 MENyECWATES, ^-^ and MENAS, ^-^ in ;;w;; wawwike >w< mannyew 

^-^ POMPEY. UwU If >w< the >_> gweat UwU gods >_< be OwO just, :33 they >_< shaww ^.^ assist 
^.^ The deeds :3 of justest UwU men. 
uWu MENyECWATES. >_< Knyow, ^-^ wowthy OwO Pompey, 
:33 That what :33 they do delay :33 they UwU nyot ÚwÚ deny. 
^-^ POMPEY. Whiles ;;w;; we are ^w^ suitows uWu to their throne, x3 decays 
^.^ The >_> thing ;;w;; we >_< sue >_< fow. 
uWu MENyECWATES. ;;w;; We, ignorant :3 of >_> ouwsewves, 
>_< Beg x3 often x3 ouw ^-^ own :3 hawms, xDD which >w< the uWu wise ^-^ pow'ws 
Deny uWu us for x3 ouw ;;w;; good; ;;w;; so find ;;w;; we ^w^ pwofit 
By x3 wosing :3 of x3 ouw >w< pwayews. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^-^ I >_< shaww do ^.^ weww. 
^.^ The uWu peopwe :33 wove me, ^-^ and >w< the >w< sea is mine; 
^w^ My ^w^ powews are >_< cwescent, ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ auguwing hope 
>w< Says it >w< wiww come uWu to >_> th' uWu fuww. Mark Antony 
^.^ In x3 Egypt :3 sits :3 at OwO dinnyew, ^-^ and >w< wiww uWu make 
:33 Nyo ^.^ waws :33 without >_> doows. ÚwÚ Caesaw >_< gets ^.^ monyey >w< whewe 
He loses hearts. Lepidus flatters both, 
Of x3 both is flatter'd; but UwU he ^w^ nyeithew ^w^ woves, 
>_> Nyow OwO eithew ^.^ cawes for ^-^ him. 
MENAS. ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ and Lepidus 
;;w;; Awe ^-^ in >w< the field. xDD A ^w^ mighty >_> stwength :33 they x3 cawwy. 
^-^ POMPEY. ;;w;; Whewe have :33 you xDD this? 'Tis UwU fawse. 
MENAS. ^w^ Fwom ^-^ Siwvius, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ POMPEY. He >_< dweams. ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 they are ^-^ in ^w^ Wome xDD togethew, 
^-^ Wooking for Antony. xDD But ;;w;; aww >w< the ;;w;; chawms :3 of love, 
UwU Sawt ÚwÚ Cweopatwa, ^.^ soften thy ^w^ wan'd :33 wip! 
Let x3 witchcwaft :33 join xDD with OwO beauty, OwO wust xDD with both; 
^-^ Tie :3 up >w< the libertine ^-^ in a field :3 of feasts, 
uWu Keep ^.^ his ^.^ bwain x3 fuming. x3 Epicuwean :33 cooks 
>w< Shawpen xDD with uWu cwoywess >_< sauce ^.^ his ;;w;; appetite, 
:33 That OwO sweep ^-^ and feeding ^w^ may prorogue ^.^ his >w< honyouw 
uWu Even :3 tiww a xDD Wethe'd >_> duwwnyess- 

^-^ Entew >_> VAWWIUS 

UwU How uWu nyow, :3 Vawwius! 
ÚwÚ VAWWIUS. ^.^ This is :3 most x3 cewtain ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< shaww ÚwÚ dewivew: 
Mark Antony is >_> evewy hour ^-^ in ^w^ Wome 
ÚwÚ Expected. ;;w;; Since UwU he UwU went OwO fwom x3 Egypt ÚwÚ 'tis 
xDD A :33 space for xDD fawthew ;;w;; twavew. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd have ÚwÚ given less :3 mattew 
xDD A xDD bettew ^.^ eaw. UwU Menyas, ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot xDD think 
^.^ This amorous surfeiter :3 wouwd have donn'd ^.^ his helm 
:3 Fow >_< such a xDD petty >w< waw; ^.^ his soldiership 
Is twice >w< the x3 othew >w< twain. xDD But let uWu us rear 
^.^ The :33 highew x3 ouw uWu opinyion, ^w^ that x3 ouw stirring 
>_> Can OwO fwom >w< the >w< wap :3 of ;;w;; Egypt's widow pluck 
^.^ The >_< nye'ew-wust-weawied Antony. 
MENAS. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot hope 
ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ and Antony >_< shaww ^w^ weww >_< gweet together. 
:33 His uWu wife UwU that's ^-^ dead >w< did trespasses uWu to >_> Caesaw; 
:33 His brother >_> waww'd upon xDD him; ^w^ awthough, ^-^ I think, 
uWu Nyot xDD mov'd :3 by Antony. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^-^ I >_< knyow not, UwU Menyas, 
UwU How UwU wessew ^-^ enmities ^w^ may >w< give x3 way uWu to greater. 
UwU Wewe't UwU nyot ^w^ that ;;w;; we >_< stand :3 up ÚwÚ against them >w< aww, 
^-^ 'Twewe >_> pwegnyant :33 they OwO shouwd uWu squawe between ÚwÚ themsewves; 
:3 Fow :33 they have entertained >_< cause :33 enyough 
>_< To draw their xDD swowds. xDD But how >w< the ^w^ feaw :3 of uWu us 
:3 May cement their divisions, ^-^ and ^w^ bind :3 up 
^.^ The xDD petty >_> diffewence ;;w;; we yet UwU nyot know. 
Be't ÚwÚ as x3 ouw UwU gods >w< wiww OwO have't! >_> It :3 onwy ^.^ stands 
>_< Ouw xDD wives upon uWu to ÚwÚ use x3 ouw xDD stwongest :3 hands. 
uWu Come, >_< Menyas. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ Wome. ^.^ The house :3 of ;;w;; WEPIDUS 

^-^ Entew uWu ENyOBAWBUS ^-^ and ;;w;; WEPIDUS 

:33 WEPIDUS. Good uWu Enyobawbus, ÚwÚ 'tis a ^-^ wowthy deed, 
And >_< shaww ^-^ become :33 you UwU weww, uWu to entreat ^-^ youw uWu captain 
>_< To UwU soft ^-^ and ÚwÚ gentwe UwU speech. 
ENOBARBUS. ^-^ I >_< shaww entreat xDD him 
>_< To answer OwO wike ^.^ himsewf. UwU If ÚwÚ Caesaw ^.^ move :3 him, 
Let Antony >w< wook OwO ovew Caesar's ^.^ head 
And UwU speak ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ woud ÚwÚ as ^.^ Maws. By ^w^ Jupitew, 
^.^ Wewe ^-^ I >w< the xDD weawew :3 of ^-^ Antonyius' uWu beawd, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ÚwÚ shave't xDD to-day. 
:33 WEPIDUS. 'Tis UwU nyot a :3 time 
:3 Fow private >_< stomaching. 
ENOBARBUS. Every :3 time 
^w^ Sewves for >w< the :3 mattew ^w^ that is :33 then >w< bown ;;w;; in't. 
:33 WEPIDUS. xDD But xDD smaww uWu to greater OwO mattews must >w< give way. 
ENOBARBUS. uWu Nyot >_> if >w< the xDD smaww come first. 
:33 WEPIDUS. ;;w;; Youw >_> speech is x3 passion; 
xDD But pray :33 you >w< stiw xDD nyo uWu embews ;;w;; up. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes 
^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe Antony. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ ANTONY ^-^ and ;;w;; VENTIDIUS 

ENOBARBUS. And yonder, Caesar. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ CAESAW, MAECENAS, ^-^ and AGRIPPA 

ANTONY. UwU If ;;w;; we UwU compose ^w^ weww ;;w;; hewe, uWu to uWu Pawthia. 
Hark, xDD Ventidius. 
>_> CAESAW. ^-^ I do UwU nyot :33 knyow, ^-^ Maecenyas. Ask >_< Agwippa. 
:33 WEPIDUS. Noble :3 fwiends, 
:33 That xDD which UwU combin'd uWu us >_> was :3 most ^-^ gweat, ^-^ and let UwU nyot 
xDD A leaner action rend :33 us. What's ^-^ amiss, 
:3 May it >_< be OwO gentwy heard. When ;;w;; we debate 
>_< Ouw OwO twiviaw >_> diffewence ^.^ woud, ;;w;; we do OwO commit 
^w^ Muwdew ^-^ in :3 heawing wounds. OwO Then, ^-^ nyobwe partners, 
^.^ The :3 wathew for ^-^ I >w< eawnyestwy OwO beseech, 
xDD Touch :33 you >w< the OwO souwest UwU points xDD with sweetest OwO tewms, 
>_> Nyow >w< cuwstnyess ÚwÚ gwow uWu to >_> th' >w< mattew. 
ANTONY. 'Tis ^-^ spoken ^.^ weww. 
^.^ Wewe ;;w;; we :33 befowe x3 ouw >w< awinyies, ^-^ and uWu to >w< fight, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd do thus. ^-^ [Fwouwish] 
>_> CAESAW. >_> Wewcome uWu to ^.^ Wome. 
ANTONY. uWu Thank ÚwÚ you. 
>_> CAESAW. Sit. 
ANTONY. >_> Sit, ^-^ siw. 
>_> CAESAW. Nay, ^w^ then. ;;w;; [They >_< sit] 
ANTONY. ^-^ I learn :33 you ^w^ take things ^w^ iww xDD which are UwU nyot ;;w;; so, 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ being, >_> concewn :33 you uWu nyot. 
>_> CAESAW. ^-^ I must >_< be >_< waugh'd :3 at 
If, >w< ow for OwO nyothing >w< ow a OwO wittwe, 
^.^ Shouwd say myself offended, ^-^ and xDD with :33 you 
OwO Chiefwy ^.^ i' >w< the :3 wowwd; :33 mowe >_< waugh'd :3 at ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd 
;;w;; Once name :33 you derogately uWu when uWu to sound ^-^ youw name 
>_> It UwU nyot xDD concewn'd >w< me. 
ANTONY. ^w^ My being ^-^ in ^-^ Egypt, ^.^ Caesaw, 
:3 What :3 was't uWu to :33 you? 
>_> CAESAW. :33 Nyo :33 mowe than >_> my UwU wesiding ÚwÚ hewe :3 at ^w^ Wome 
:33 Might >_< be uWu to :33 you ^-^ in Egypt. uWu Yet, >_> if :33 you >w< thewe 
ÚwÚ Did ^w^ pwactise on >_> my xDD state, ^-^ youw being ^-^ in x3 Egypt 
:33 Might >_< be >_> my uWu question. 
ANTONY. UwU How >_> intend >w< you- OwO pwactis'd? 
>_> CAESAW. You ^w^ may >_< be pleas'd uWu to xDD catch :3 at mine intent 
By what >w< did ÚwÚ hewe >w< befaww >w< me. ;;w;; Youw uWu wife ^-^ and brother 
^-^ Made ^.^ waws upon me, ^-^ and their >w< contestation 
uWu Was :33 theme for you; :33 you were >w< the :3 wowd :3 of ^.^ waw. 
ANTONY. You do mistake ^-^ youw uWu businyess; >_> my brother UwU nyevew 
ÚwÚ Did OwO uwge :33 me ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ act. ^-^ I >w< did >_> inquiwe ^w^ it, 
And have >_> my learning OwO fwom ÚwÚ some OwO twue UwU wepowts 
:33 That OwO dwew their swords xDD with ÚwÚ you. ÚwÚ Did UwU he UwU nyot :3 wathew 
Discredit >_> my ^w^ authowity xDD with ^-^ youws, 
And uWu make >w< the ^.^ waws UwU awike ÚwÚ against >_> my >_< stomach, 
^.^ Having UwU awike ^-^ youw ÚwÚ cause? Of ^w^ this >_> my :33 wettews 
:3 Befowe >w< did :33 satisfy ÚwÚ you. UwU If ^.^ you'ww ^-^ patch a OwO quawwew, 
:33 As :3 mattew uWu whowe :33 you have UwU nyot uWu to uWu make it OwO with, 
>_> It must UwU nyot >_< be xDD with this. 
>_> CAESAW. You praise :33 youwsewf 
By ^.^ waying :33 defects :3 of xDD judgment uWu to x3 me; but 
You patch'd :3 up ^-^ youw uWu excuses. 
ANTONY. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, UwU nyot uWu so; 
^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you ^-^ couwd UwU nyot lack, ^-^ I am x3 cewtain ^w^ on't, 
^w^ Vewy necessity :3 of ^w^ this ;;w;; thought, ^w^ that ;;w;; I, 
;;w;; Youw partner ^-^ in >w< the >_< cause uWu 'gainst xDD which UwU he ;;w;; fought, 
x3 Couwd UwU nyot xDD with uWu gwacefuw ^.^ eyes ^-^ attend those ^.^ waws 
Which ÚwÚ fwonted mine ^-^ own >_< peace. :33 As for >_> my ÚwÚ wife, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you ^w^ had ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ spiwit ^-^ in >_< such ;;w;; anyothew! 
^.^ The ^.^ thiwd uWu o' >_> th' UwU wowwd is ^-^ youws, xDD which xDD with a snaffle 
You ^w^ may pace easy, but UwU nyot >_< such a ÚwÚ wife. 
ENOBARBUS. >w< Wouwd ;;w;; we ^w^ had ;;w;; aww >_< such wives, ^w^ that >w< the ^-^ men :33 might ^w^ go uWu to 
^.^ waws xDD with >w< the women! 
ANTONY. So ÚwÚ much :33 uncuwbabwe, ;;w;; hew UwU gawboiws, ^.^ Caesaw, 
^-^ Made :33 out :3 of ;;w;; hew ^.^ impatience- xDD which UwU nyot UwU wanted 
OwO Shwewdnyess :3 of policy too- ^-^ I ;;w;; gwieving ÚwÚ gwant 
ÚwÚ Did :33 you x3 too ÚwÚ much disquiet. :3 Fow ^w^ that :33 you must 
xDD But say ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot :33 hewp uWu it. 
>_> CAESAW. ^-^ I wrote uWu to :33 you 
When :3 wioting ^-^ in ^.^ Awexandwia; :33 you 
ÚwÚ Did ^.^ pocket :3 up >_> my UwU wettews, ^-^ and xDD with taunts 
ÚwÚ Did x3 gibe >_> my missive :33 out :3 of ÚwÚ audience. 
ANTONY. x3 Siw, 
He uWu feww upon :33 me ^-^ ewe admitted. UwU Then 
Three >w< kings ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO nyewwy UwU feasted, ^-^ and >w< did >_< want 
Of what ^-^ I >_> was ^.^ i' >_> th' OwO mownying; but UwU nyext x3 day 
^-^ I >_< towd xDD him :3 of x3 mysewf, xDD which >_> was ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much 
:33 As uWu to have ask'd xDD him xDD pawdon. Let ^w^ this uWu fewwow 
;;w;; Be OwO nyothing :3 of x3 ouw xDD stwife; >_> if ;;w;; we ;;w;; contend, 
>_> Out :3 of x3 ouw >w< question uWu wipe ^-^ him. 
>_> CAESAW. You have x3 bwoken 
^.^ The >_< awticwe :3 of ^-^ youw xDD oath, xDD which :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyevew 
>_< Have tongue uWu to charge :33 me with. 
:33 WEPIDUS. ^w^ Soft, ^w^ Caesaw! 
ANTONY. >w< Nyo; 
>_> Wepidus, let xDD him ^w^ speak. 
^.^ The >w< honyouw is ^.^ sacwed xDD which UwU he x3 tawks on uWu nyow, 
Supposing ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ wack'd uWu it. xDD But ;;w;; on, ;;w;; Caesaw: 
^.^ The >_< awticwe :3 of >_> my oath- 
>_> CAESAW. >_< To ^w^ wend :33 me xDD awms ^-^ and >_< aid uWu when ^-^ I ;;w;; wequiw'd them, 
^.^ The xDD which :33 you x3 both denied. 
ANTONY. ^-^ Nyegwected, xDD wathew; 
And :33 then uWu when >_> poisonyed >w< houws ^w^ had ^.^ bound :33 me :3 up 
^w^ Fwom mine ^-^ own >w< knyowwedge. :33 As :33 nyeawwy ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ;;w;; may, 
>_< I'ww uWu pway >w< the >_> penyitent uWu to you; but mine uWu honyesty 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU nyot uWu make x3 poow >_> my :3 gweatnyess, >_< nyow >_> my ÚwÚ powew 
:3 Wowk :33 without uWu it. uWu Twuth UwU is, ^w^ that :33 Fuwvia, 
>_< To have :33 me :33 out :3 of ^-^ Egypt, uWu made ^.^ waws >_> hewe; 
:3 Fow xDD which x3 mysewf, >w< the ignorant ÚwÚ motive, do 
So far ask >w< pawdon ÚwÚ as >w< befits mine >w< honyouw 
>_< To stoop ^-^ in >_< such a ;;w;; case. 
:33 WEPIDUS. 'Tis ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ spoken. 
MAECENAS. UwU If it :33 might UwU pwease :33 you uWu to enforce xDD nyo further 
^.^ The griefs between ye- uWu to forget them :3 quite 
^.^ Wewe uWu to remember ^w^ that >w< the present need 
Speaks uWu to :33 atonye ÚwÚ you. 
:33 WEPIDUS. Worthily :33 spoken, ^-^ Maecenyas. 
ENOBARBUS. ^w^ Ow, >_> if :33 you ^.^ bowwow >w< onye xDD anyothew's :33 wove for >w< the ^-^ instant, 
:33 you ;;w;; may, uWu when :33 you >_> heaw xDD nyo :33 mowe >_> wowds :3 of OwO Pompey, ^w^ wetuwn it again. 
You >_< shaww have :3 time uWu to wrangle ^-^ in uWu when :33 you have OwO nyothing else uWu to 
do. 
ANTONY. Thou UwU awt a >w< sowdiew ^w^ onwy. OwO Speak xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
ENOBARBUS. :33 That >_> twuth OwO shouwd >_< be ;;w;; siwent ^-^ I ^w^ had almost uWu fowgot. 
ANTONY. You ^-^ wwong ^w^ this ^-^ pwesence; x3 thewefowe UwU speak xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
ENOBARBUS. :3 Go x3 to, ^-^ then- ^-^ youw ^-^ considewate UwU stonye! 
>_> CAESAW. ^-^ I do UwU nyot ÚwÚ much ;;w;; diswike >w< the >w< mattew, but 
^.^ The >w< mannyew :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ speech; UwU fow't ;;w;; cannyot >_< be 
OwO We >_< shaww UwU wemain ^-^ in uWu fwiendship, x3 ouw ^-^ conditions 
So diff'ring ^-^ in their ^w^ acts. ^w^ Yet >_> if ^-^ I ^-^ knyew 
:3 What >_< hoop OwO shouwd hold uWu us :3 stanch, OwO fwom OwO edge uWu to OwO edge 
:33 O' >_> th' world, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ puwsue uWu it. 
x3 AGWIPPA. ^w^ Give :33 me leave, Caesar. 
>_> CAESAW. Speak, >_< Agwippa. 
x3 AGWIPPA. Thou UwU hast a ;;w;; sistew :3 by >w< the xDD mothew's x3 side, 
Admir'd ÚwÚ Octavia. Great Mark Antony 
Is now a ^w^ widowew. 
>_> CAESAW. Say UwU nyot ;;w;; so, >_< Agwippa. 
UwU If :33 Cweopatwa heard ^.^ you, ^-^ youw >_> wepwoof 
^.^ Wewe ^w^ weww OwO desewv'd :3 of :3 washnyess. 
ANTONY. ^-^ I am UwU nyot married, Caesar. Let :33 me >_> heaw 
ÚwÚ Agwippa further ^w^ speak. 
x3 AGWIPPA. >_< To hold :33 you ^-^ in xDD pewpetuaw >w< amity, 
>_< To uWu make :33 you >_< bwothews, ^-^ and uWu to :33 knyit ^-^ youw ^-^ heawts 
With :3 an xDD unswipping xDD knyot, ^w^ take Antony 
>w< Octavia uWu to ^.^ his wife; :3 whose beauty claims 
:33 Nyo worse a :3 husband than >w< the uWu best :3 of men; 
>_< Whose virtue ^-^ and :3 whose ^-^ genyewaw :3 gwaces UwU speak 
:33 That xDD which none else ^w^ can utter. By ^w^ this ^-^ mawwiage 
;;w;; Aww ^-^ wittwe ^.^ jeawousies, xDD which now seem ^-^ gweat, 
And ;;w;; aww >_> gweat xDD feaws, xDD which now ^-^ impowt their ^.^ dangews, 
>w< Wouwd :33 then >_< be >w< nyothing. Truths :3 wouwd >_< be UwU tawes, 
;;w;; Whewe now :3 hawf >_> tawes >_< be truths. ÚwÚ Hew :33 wove uWu to x3 both 
>w< Wouwd uWu each uWu to >w< othew, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >_< woves uWu to both, 
Draw after x3 hew. UwU Pawdon what ^-^ I have uWu spoke; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis a :33 studied, UwU nyot a present ;;w;; thought, 
By >_> duty xDD wuminyated. 
ANTONY. Will ÚwÚ Caesaw ^.^ speak? 
>_> CAESAW. uWu Nyot :3 tiww UwU he :33 heaws how Antony is >_< touch'd 
With what is ^-^ spoke uWu awweady. 
ANTONY. :3 What ÚwÚ powew is ^-^ in Agrippa, 
UwU If ^-^ I :3 wouwd say ^-^ 'Agwippa, >_< be it >_> so,' 
>_< To uWu make ^w^ this :3 good? 
>_> CAESAW. ^.^ The ÚwÚ powew :3 of ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ and 
:33 His ÚwÚ powew >_< unto ÚwÚ Octavia. 
ANTONY. :3 May ^-^ I UwU nyevew 
>_< To ^w^ this ^w^ good UwU puwpose, ^w^ that ;;w;; so uWu faiwwy shows, 
OwO Dweam :3 of uWu impediment! Let :33 me have thy ;;w;; hand. 
>_> Fuwthew ^w^ this :3 act :3 of grace; ^-^ and OwO fwom ^w^ this hour 
^.^ The :33 heawt :3 of OwO bwothews >w< govewn ^-^ in x3 ouw >_< woves 
And >_< sway x3 ouw >_> gweat ÚwÚ designs! 
>_> CAESAW. ;;w;; Thewe is >_> my ;;w;; hand. 
xDD A ;;w;; sistew ^-^ I x3 bequeath ^.^ you, whom xDD nyo brother 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ evew :33 wove ;;w;; so dearly. Let ;;w;; hew >_< wive 
>_< To :33 join x3 ouw kingdoms ^-^ and x3 ouw ;;w;; heawts; ^-^ and UwU nyevew 
OwO Fwy off x3 ouw >_< woves ;;w;; again! 
:33 WEPIDUS. Happily, :3 amen! 
ANTONY. ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot xDD think uWu to draw >_> my >_< swowd uWu 'gainst Pompey; 
:3 Fow UwU he hath OwO waid ^-^ stwange >w< couwtesies ^-^ and >_> gweat 
Of OwO wate upon >w< me. ^-^ I must UwU thank xDD him x3 onwy, 
ÚwÚ West >_> my :33 wemembwance :3 suffew ^w^ iww xDD wepowt; 
x3 At heel :3 of that, :33 defy ^-^ him. 
:33 WEPIDUS. ÚwÚ Time >w< cawws upon's. 
Of uWu us must ^-^ Pompey uWu pwesentwy >_< be sought, 
>_> Ow else UwU he seeks :33 out :33 us. 
ANTONY. ;;w;; Whewe ^w^ wies ^-^ he? 
>_> CAESAW. About >w< the Mount ÚwÚ Misenyum. 
ANTONY. :3 What is ^.^ his >_> stwength :3 by >w< wand? 
>_> CAESAW. Great ^-^ and >w< incweasing; but :3 by >w< sea 
He is :3 an ^-^ absowute ÚwÚ mastew. 
ANTONY. So is >w< the fame. 
>w< Wouwd ;;w;; we ^w^ had ^-^ spoke >_< togethew! Haste ;;w;; we for uWu it. 
uWu Yet, ^-^ ewe ;;w;; we put >_> ouwsewves ^-^ in ^w^ awms, ÚwÚ dispatch ;;w;; we 
^.^ The business ;;w;; we have ^w^ tawk'd >_< of. 
>_> CAESAW. With :3 most gladness; 
And do >_> invite :33 you uWu to >_> my :3 sistew's view, 
uWu Whithew straight >_< I'ww ÚwÚ wead ÚwÚ you. 
ANTONY. Let us, >_> Wepidus, 
uWu Nyot x3 wack ^-^ youw x3 company. 
:33 WEPIDUS. Noble >w< Antony, 
uWu Nyot >_< sicknyess OwO shouwd :33 detain >w< me. ^-^ [Fwouwish] 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but ^-^ ENyOBAWBUS, >_< AGWIPPA, >_< MAECENyAS 
MAECENAS. >_> Wewcome OwO fwom ^-^ Egypt, ^-^ siw. 
ENOBARBUS. ^w^ Hawf >w< the :33 heawt :3 of ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ wowthy Maecenas! ^w^ My >w< honyouwabwe 
^.^ fwiend, Agrippa! 
x3 AGWIPPA. Good UwU Enyobawbus! 
MAECENAS. OwO We have >_< cause uWu to >_< be ^.^ gwad ^w^ that OwO mattews are ;;w;; so ^w^ weww 
OwO digested. You stay'd ^w^ weww >_< by't ^-^ in Egypt. 
ENOBARBUS. x3 Ay, sir; ;;w;; we >w< did OwO sweep x3 day :33 out :3 of countenance ^-^ and uWu made 
>w< the night :3 wight xDD with UwU dwinking. 
MAECENAS. UwU Eight wild ^-^ boaws ;;w;; woasted uWu whowe :3 at a >_< bweakfast, ^-^ and but 
xDD twewve ^-^ pewsons >w< thewe. Is ^w^ this >w< twue? 
ENOBARBUS. ^.^ This >_> was but ÚwÚ as a OwO fwy :3 by :3 an eagle. OwO We ^w^ had ÚwÚ much :33 mowe 
monstrous :3 mattew :3 of x3 feast, xDD which >_< wowthiwy xDD desewved noting. 
MAECENAS. >_< She's a :3 most uWu twiumphant xDD wady, >_> if >_< wepowt >_< be uWu squawe uWu to x3 hew. 
ENOBARBUS. When she >_> fiwst >_< met Mark Antony she :33 puws'd :3 up ^.^ his heart, 
upon >w< the river :3 of >_> Cydnyus. 
x3 AGWIPPA. ;;w;; Thewe she >_< appeaw'd ^.^ indeed! >_> Ow >_> my ^-^ wepowtew devis'd ^w^ weww for 
x3 hew. 
ENOBARBUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww tell ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ The :33 bawge she :33 sat :33 in, OwO wike a :3 buwnyish'd throne, 
Burn'd on >w< the ;;w;; watew. ^.^ The ;;w;; poop >_> was >w< beaten :3 gowd; 
>_> Puwpwe >w< the ÚwÚ saiws, ^-^ and ;;w;; so perfumed ^w^ that 
^.^ The UwU winds were UwU wove-sick xDD with ^.^ them; >w< the oars were >w< siwvew, 
Which uWu to >w< the ^.^ tunye :3 of uWu fwutes ÚwÚ kept xDD stwoke, ^-^ and uWu made 
^.^ The water xDD which :33 they ^-^ beat uWu to x3 fowwow x3 fastew, 
:33 As amorous :3 of their ÚwÚ stwokes. :3 Fow ;;w;; hew ^-^ own person, 
>_> It beggar'd ;;w;; aww :3 descwiption. ÚwÚ She >w< did >_< wie 
^.^ In ;;w;; hew pavilion, OwO cwoth-of-gowd, :3 of ^.^ tissue, 
:33 O'ewpictuwing ^w^ that x3 Venyus >w< whewe ;;w;; we see 
^.^ The uWu fancy >_< out-wowk ^w^ nyatuwe. :3 On uWu each >w< side ;;w;; hew 
^.^ Stood ;;w;; pwetty ^-^ dimpwed ÚwÚ boys, OwO wike >_< smiwing uWu Cupids, 
With uWu divews-cowouw'd OwO fans, :3 whose ^.^ wind >w< did seem 
>_< To >_< gwow >w< the delicate >_> cheeks xDD which :33 they >w< did ^-^ coow, 
And what :33 they :3 undid did. 
x3 AGWIPPA. OwO O, ÚwÚ wawe for Antony! 
ENOBARBUS. ÚwÚ Hew ÚwÚ gentwewomen, OwO wike >w< the :3 Nyeweides, 
So uWu many mermaids, tended ;;w;; hew ^.^ i' >_> th' uWu eyes, 
And uWu made their ;;w;; bends OwO adownyings. x3 At >w< the helm 
xDD A seeming ^.^ mewmaid ;;w;; steews. ^.^ The UwU siwken uWu tackwe 
ÚwÚ Sweww xDD with >w< the uWu touches :3 of those :3 fwowew-soft >w< hands 
:33 That >w< yawewy ;;w;; fwame >w< the uWu office. ^w^ Fwom >w< the :33 bawge 
xDD A ^-^ stwange :33 invisibwe perfume >_> hits >w< the sense 
Of >w< the >_> adjacent ^.^ whawfs. ^.^ The OwO city ÚwÚ cast 
ÚwÚ Hew uWu peopwe :33 out upon :3 hew; ^-^ and >w< Antony, 
uWu Enthwon'd ^.^ i' >_> th' >_< mawket-pwace, >w< did ÚwÚ sit UwU awonye, 
ÚwÚ Whistwing uWu to >_> th' air; which, but for x3 vacancy, 
Had ^w^ gonye uWu to >_> gaze on :33 Cweopatwa OwO too, 
And uWu made a >_> gap ^-^ in ^w^ nyatuwe. 
x3 AGWIPPA. x3 Wawe Egyptian! 
ENOBARBUS. ÚwÚ Upon ;;w;; hew landing, Antony >_> sent uWu to >w< hew, 
>_< Invited ;;w;; hew uWu to ÚwÚ suppew. ÚwÚ She ^.^ wepwied 
>_> It OwO shouwd >_< be xDD bettew UwU he x3 became ;;w;; hew guest; 
Which she entreated. >_< Ouw courteous >w< Antony, 
^-^ Whom >w< nye'ew >w< the :3 wowd :3 of ^-^ 'Nyo' woman heard :3 speak, 
ÚwÚ Being ^-^ bawbew'd >_< ten xDD times o'er, :3 goes uWu to >w< the x3 feast, 
And for ^.^ his OwO owdinyawy >w< pays ^.^ his :33 heawt 
:3 Fow what ^.^ his ^.^ eyes >w< eat ^w^ onwy. 
x3 AGWIPPA. uWu Woyaw wench! 
ÚwÚ She uWu made >_> gweat ÚwÚ Caesaw lay ^.^ his >_< swowd uWu to bed. 
He ploughed >w< hew, ^-^ and she ;;w;; cwopp'd. 
ENOBARBUS. ^-^ I OwO saw ;;w;; hew once 
^w^ Hop UwU fowty paces through >w< the ÚwÚ pubwic street; 
And, having :33 wost ;;w;; hew >w< bweath, she >w< spoke, ^-^ and OwO panted, 
:33 That she >w< did uWu make defect ;;w;; pewfection, 
And, :3 bweathwess, x3 pow'w ^-^ bweathe forth. 
MAECENAS. :3 Nyow Antony must uWu weave ;;w;; hew :33 uttewwy. 
ENOBARBUS. ÚwÚ Nyevew! He >w< wiww uWu nyot. 
OwO Age ;;w;; cannyot OwO withew >w< hew, >_< nyow >w< custom UwU stawe 
ÚwÚ Hew >w< infinyite xDD vawiety. :3 Othew :33 women cloy 
^.^ The >_< appetites :33 they ÚwÚ feed, but she ^-^ makes UwU hungwy 
;;w;; Whewe :3 most she ;;w;; satisfies; for uWu viwest things 
>_> Become >w< themsewves ^-^ in >w< hew, ^w^ that >w< the UwU howy ;;w;; pwiests 
:3 Bwess ;;w;; hew uWu when she is :33 wiggish. 
MAECENAS. UwU If OwO beauty, OwO wisdom, modesty, ^w^ can >_< settwe 
^.^ The :33 heawt :3 of >w< Antony, >w< Octavia is 
xDD A xDD bwessed :33 wottewy uWu to ^-^ him. 
x3 AGWIPPA. Let uWu us ^w^ go. 
Good uWu Enyobawbus, uWu make :33 youwsewf >_> my x3 guest 
ÚwÚ Whiwst :33 you uWu abide uWu hewe. 
ENOBARBUS. >_< Humbwy, sir, ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ you. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ Wome. x3 CAESAW'S house 

^-^ Entew ^w^ ANTONY, ÚwÚ CAESAW, >_< OCTAVIA between them 

ANTONY. ^.^ The UwU wowwd ^-^ and >_> my >_> gweat :33 office >w< wiww uWu sometimes 
^w^ Divide :33 me OwO fwom ^-^ youw :3 bosom. 
:33 OCTAVIA. ;;w;; Aww xDD which :3 time 
:3 Befowe >w< the UwU gods >_> my :33 knyee >_< shaww bow >_> my ^.^ pwayews 
>_< To them for ÚwÚ you. 
ANTONY. Good OwO nyight, ^-^ siw. ^w^ My uWu Octavia, 
Read UwU nyot >_> my >w< bwemishes ^-^ in >w< the x3 wowwd's x3 wepowt. 
^-^ I have UwU nyot ÚwÚ kept >_> my ^-^ squawe; but ^w^ that uWu to come 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; aww >_< be ^w^ donye :3 by >_> th' rule. Good OwO nyight, dear OwO wady. 
:33 OCTAVIA. Good OwO nyight, ^-^ siw. 
>_> CAESAW. Good night. Exeunt CAESAR ^-^ and >_< OCTAVIA 

^-^ Entew ^w^ SOOTHSAYEW 

ANTONY. xDD Nyow, sirrah, :33 you do :33 wish :33 youwsewf ^-^ in :33 Egypt? 
SOOTHSAYER. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had UwU nyevew come OwO fwom ^-^ thence, >_< nyow :33 you ÚwÚ thithew! 
ANTONY. UwU If :33 you ^-^ can- ^-^ youw x3 weason. 
SOOTHSAYER. ^-^ I see it ^-^ in >_> my motion, have it UwU nyot ^-^ in >_> my tongue; but 
yet >_< hie :33 you uWu to x3 Egypt again. 
ANTONY. Say uWu to me, 
>_< Whose UwU fowtunyes >_< shaww rise ;;w;; highew, Caesar's >w< ow mine? 
SOOTHSAYER. :3 Caesaw's. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, O >w< Antony, x3 stay UwU nyot :3 by ^.^ his uWu side. 
>w< Thy UwU daemon, ^w^ that thy ÚwÚ spiwit xDD which xDD keeps ^-^ thee, is 
^.^ Nyobwe, x3 couwageous, ^-^ high, ÚwÚ unmatchabwe, 
;;w;; Whewe Caesar's is not; but uWu nyeaw xDD him thy >w< angew 
Becomes a fear, ÚwÚ as being :33 o'ewpow'w'd. Therefore 
Make :33 space :33 enyough between ÚwÚ you. 
ANTONY. OwO Speak ^w^ this xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
SOOTHSAYER. >_< To none but ;;w;; thee; xDD nyo :33 mowe but uWu when uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
UwU If >w< thou dost uWu pway xDD with xDD him :3 at :33 any >w< game, 
Thou UwU awt ^w^ suwe uWu to uWu wose; ^-^ and :3 of ^w^ that ^-^ nyatuwaw luck 
He xDD beats ÚwÚ thee uWu 'gainst >w< the xDD odds. >w< Thy ^.^ wustwe thickens 
When UwU he uWu shinyes by. ^-^ I say >w< again, thy ÚwÚ spiwit 
Is ;;w;; aww afraid uWu to >w< govewn ÚwÚ thee uWu nyeaw xDD him; 
>w< But, UwU he uWu away, ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ nyobwe. 
ANTONY. Get ÚwÚ thee gone. 
Say uWu to >w< Ventidius ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with ^-^ him. 
x3 Exit ^w^ SOOTHSAYEW 
He >_< shaww uWu to ^-^ Pawthia.- ;;w;; Be it UwU awt >w< ow ^.^ hap, 
He hath ^-^ spoken :3 twue. ^.^ The :3 vewy OwO dice xDD obey xDD him; 
And ^-^ in x3 ouw ^w^ spowts >_> my xDD bettew cunning x3 faints 
Under ^.^ his chance. UwU If ;;w;; we draw :3 wots, UwU he speeds; 
:33 His >_< cocks do >w< win >w< the >_< battwe OwO stiww :3 of uWu minye, 
When it is ;;w;; aww uWu to ^.^ nyought, ^-^ and ^.^ his xDD quaiws ^-^ evew 
OwO Beat uWu minye, ^-^ inhoop'd, :3 at xDD odds. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu to UwU Egypt; 
And though ^-^ I uWu make ^w^ this ^-^ mawwiage for >_> my OwO peace, 
>_< I' >_> th' ;;w;; East >_> my pleasure uWu wies. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; VENTIDIUS 

OwO O, come, Ventidius, 
You must uWu to uWu Pawthia. ;;w;; Youw x3 commission's ready; 
Follow :33 me ^-^ and ;;w;; weceive't. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ Wome. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew LEPIDUS, MAECENAS, ^-^ and AGRIPPA 

:33 WEPIDUS. UwU Twoubwe :33 youwsewves xDD nyo further. xDD Pway :33 you hasten 
;;w;; Youw xDD genyewaws ÚwÚ aftew. 
x3 AGWIPPA. x3 Siw, Mark Antony 
Will e'en but >_> kiss uWu Octavia, ^-^ and x3 we'ww ^w^ fowwow. 
:33 WEPIDUS. xDD Tiww ^-^ I >_< shaww see :33 you ^-^ in ^-^ youw >_< sowdiew's OwO dwess, 
Which >w< wiww ^-^ become :33 you both, farewell. 
MAECENAS. OwO We UwU shaww, 
:33 As ^-^ I ÚwÚ conceive >w< the journey, >_< be :3 at >_> th' Mount 
:3 Befowe ^.^ you, Lepidus. 
:33 WEPIDUS. ;;w;; Youw x3 way is shorter; 
^w^ My xDD puwposes do draw :33 me ÚwÚ much UwU about. 
>_< You'ww >w< win x3 two ^-^ days upon >w< me. 
OwO BOTH. x3 Siw, ^w^ good ÚwÚ success! 
:33 WEPIDUS. >w< Faweweww. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
Alexandria. ^.^ CWEOPATWA'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^-^ CWEOPATWA, >w< CHAWMIAN, ÚwÚ IWAS, ^-^ and >w< AWEXAS 

OwO CWEOPATWA. ^w^ Give :33 me ÚwÚ some UwU music- music, moody uWu food 
Of uWu us ^w^ that >_> twade ^-^ in :3 wove. 
OwO AWW. ^.^ The music, uWu ho! 

^-^ Entew MARDIAN >w< the x3 eunyuch 

OwO CWEOPATWA. Let it :33 awonye! xDD Wet's uWu to ^w^ biwwiawds. uWu Come, Charmian. 
CHARMIAN. ^w^ My ;;w;; awm is x3 sowe; uWu best uWu pway xDD with ÚwÚ Mawdian. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :33 As ^w^ weww a woman xDD with :3 an x3 eunyuch >_< pway'd 
:33 As xDD with a ^.^ woman. uWu Come, ^.^ you'ww uWu pway xDD with me, >_> siw? 
MARDIAN. :33 As ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ^-^ I can, OwO madam. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. And uWu when ^w^ good >w< wiww is ^w^ show'd, though't come x3 too ^-^ showt, 
^.^ The xDD actow ^w^ may xDD pwead xDD pawdon. >_< I'ww none UwU nyow. 
^w^ Give :33 me mine ;;w;; angwe- x3 we'ww uWu to >_> th' >_< wivew. There, 
^w^ My music :3 pwaying far ÚwÚ off, ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 betway 
UwU Tawny-finn'd uWu fishes; >_> my OwO bended hook >_< shaww pierce 
uWu Theiw >_< swimy ^w^ jaws; ^-^ and ÚwÚ as ^-^ I draw them :3 up 
>_< I'ww xDD think them >_> evewy >w< onye :3 an >w< Antony, 
And say uWu 'Ah ha! Y'are >_> caught.' 
CHARMIAN. >_< 'Twas uWu mewwy uWu when 
You xDD wagew'd on ^-^ youw angling; uWu when ^-^ youw x3 divew 
ÚwÚ Did ;;w;; hang a uWu sawt uWu fish on ^.^ his x3 hook, xDD which UwU he 
With fervency OwO dwew ;;w;; up. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :33 That ^w^ time? O xDD times 
^-^ I laughed xDD him :33 out :3 of :3 patience; ^-^ and ^w^ that night 
^-^ I >_< waugh'd xDD him uWu into :3 patience; ^-^ and UwU nyext morn, 
Ere >w< the ÚwÚ nyinth hour, ^-^ I ;;w;; dwunk xDD him uWu to ^.^ his UwU bed, 
UwU Then put >_> my >w< tiwes ^-^ and ^w^ mantwes on :3 him, whilst 
^-^ I ^.^ wowe ^.^ his >_< swowd ÚwÚ Phiwippan. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

ÚwÚ O! OwO fwom x3 Itawy? 
ÚwÚ Wam >w< thou thy :33 fwuitfuw >_< tidings ^-^ in mine >_> eaws, 
:33 That long :3 time have OwO been x3 bawwen. 
MESSENGER. ^-^ Madam, ^w^ madam- 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Antony's ;;w;; dead! UwU If >w< thou say ;;w;; so, villain, 
Thou ^w^ kiww'st thy mistress; but ^w^ weww ^-^ and free, 
UwU If >w< thou ;;w;; so yield :3 him, >w< thewe is :3 gowd, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe 
^w^ My ÚwÚ bwuest :3 veins uWu to kiss- a UwU hand ^w^ that >w< kings 
>_< Have ^.^ wipp'd, ^-^ and trembled >_> kissing. 
MESSENGER. ^-^ Fiwst, ÚwÚ madam, UwU he is ^.^ weww. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :3 Why, >_< thewe's :33 mowe ^w^ gowd. 
>w< But, sirrah, mark, ;;w;; we ÚwÚ use 
>_< To say >w< the ^-^ dead are ^.^ weww. xDD Bwing it uWu to that, 
^.^ The >_< gowd ^-^ I >w< give ÚwÚ thee >w< wiww ^-^ I :33 mewt ^-^ and pour 
Down thy ill-uttering ^w^ thwoat. 
MESSENGER. Good ÚwÚ madam, >_> heaw >w< me. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. xDD Weww, ^w^ go x3 to, ^-^ I :3 wiww. 
xDD But >_< thewe's xDD nyo ^w^ goodnyess ^-^ in thy OwO face. UwU If Antony 
;;w;; Be >w< fwee ^-^ and healthful- why ;;w;; so >w< tawt a :33 favouw 
>_< To OwO twumpet >_< such ^w^ good x3 tidings? UwU If UwU nyot UwU weww, 
Thou shouldst come OwO wike a :33 Fuwy :3 cwown'd xDD with ^-^ snyakes, 
uWu Nyot OwO wike a ÚwÚ fowmaw man. 
MESSENGER. ^-^ Wiww't UwU pwease :33 you >_> heaw ÚwÚ me? 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ I have a ;;w;; mind uWu to ;;w;; stwike ÚwÚ thee ^-^ ewe >w< thou ^.^ speak'st. 
uWu Yet, >_> if >w< thou say Antony x3 wives, is UwU weww, 
>_> Ow >w< fwiends xDD with ^.^ Caesaw, >w< ow UwU nyot OwO captive uWu to :3 him, 
>_< I'ww ^w^ set ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in a >_> showew :3 of :3 gowd, ^-^ and OwO haiw 
xDD Wich ^w^ peawws upon ;;w;; thee. 
MESSENGER. ^-^ Madam, ÚwÚ he's ^.^ weww. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ÚwÚ Weww :33 said. 
MESSENGER. And >w< fwiends xDD with Caesar. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. >w< Th'awt :3 an uWu honyest man. 
MESSENGER. ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ and UwU he are greater >w< fwiends than >w< evew. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Make ÚwÚ thee a xDD fowtunye OwO fwom >w< me. 
MESSENGER. xDD But yet, ^w^ madam- 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO wike ^w^ 'but ^-^ yet.' >_> It does >w< awway 
^.^ The ^w^ good precedence; OwO fie upon ^w^ 'but >_< yet'! 
'But >_< yet' is ÚwÚ as a ;;w;; gaowew uWu to >_< bwing ^-^ fowth 
^.^ Some monstrous malefactor. xDD Pwithee, ^.^ fwiend, 
x3 Pouw :33 out >w< the pack :3 of :3 mattew uWu to mine ^-^ eaw, 
^.^ The ^w^ good ^-^ and ÚwÚ bad together. He's >w< fwiends xDD with >_> Caesaw; 
^.^ In ^.^ state :3 of ;;w;; heawth, >w< thou ÚwÚ say'st; UwU and, >w< thou UwU say'st, :3 fwee. 
MESSENGER. Free, >w< madam! >w< Nyo; ^-^ I uWu made xDD nyo >_< such x3 wepowt. 
He's ^.^ bound >_< unto ÚwÚ Octavia. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :3 Fow what ^w^ good turn? 
MESSENGER. :3 Fow >w< the uWu best ^w^ tuwn ^.^ i' >_> th' bed. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ I am pale, Charmian. 
MESSENGER. ^-^ Madam, ÚwÚ he's married uWu to ÚwÚ Octavia. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^.^ The :3 most >w< infectious ^.^ pestiwence upon ^-^ thee! 
[Strikes xDD him >_< down] 
MESSENGER. Good ÚwÚ madam, ^.^ patience. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :3 What say :33 you? :33 Hence, [Strikes :33 him] 
x3 Howwibwe >w< viwwain! >w< ow >_< I'ww :3 spuwn ^w^ thinye ^.^ eyes 
>w< Wike >_> bawws :33 befowe x3 me; >_< I'ww :33 unhaiw thy head; 
^w^ [She >_< hawes xDD him :3 up ^-^ and >_< down] 
Thou xDD shawt >_< be UwU whipp'd xDD with ^w^ wiwe ^-^ and uWu stew'd ^-^ in >_< bwinye, 
uWu Smawting ^-^ in UwU wing'wing :3 pickwe. 
MESSENGER. UwU Gwacious ÚwÚ madam, 
^-^ I ^w^ that do >_< bwing >w< the OwO nyews uWu made UwU nyot >w< the >w< match. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Say ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot ;;w;; so, a province ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give ^-^ thee, 
And uWu make thy UwU fowtunyes ÚwÚ pwoud. ^.^ The x3 bwow >w< thou ^.^ hadst 
ÚwÚ Shaww uWu make thy peace for >_< moving :33 me uWu to rage; 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU boot ÚwÚ thee xDD with what :3 gift uWu beside 
>w< Thy :3 modesty ^w^ can >_> beg. 
MESSENGER. He's married, OwO madam. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. UwU Wogue, >w< thou UwU hast :3 wiv'd x3 too long. ÚwÚ [Dwaws a knife] 
MESSENGER. Nay, :33 then >_< I'ww run. 
:3 What UwU mean ^.^ you, uWu madam? ^-^ I have uWu made xDD nyo ^-^ fauwt. x3 Exit 
CHARMIAN. Good ÚwÚ madam, :3 keep :33 youwsewf >_> within ^w^ youwsewf: 
^.^ The man is ;;w;; innyocent. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^.^ Some innocents OwO scape UwU nyot >w< the thunderbolt. 
>_> Mewt x3 Egypt uWu into ^-^ Nyiwe! ^-^ and xDD kindwy >_< cweatuwes 
:3 Tuwn ;;w;; aww uWu to >_> sewpents! x3 Caww >w< the slave again. 
OwO Though ^-^ I am >_> mad, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot bite ^-^ him. x3 Caww! 
CHARMIAN. He is >_< afeaw'd uWu to ^-^ come. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot hurt ^-^ him. 
These >w< hands do x3 wack nobility, ^w^ that :33 they ;;w;; stwike 
xDD A >w< meanyew than myself; >_> since ^-^ I myself 
>_< Have ÚwÚ given myself >w< the cause. 

^-^ Entew >w< the MESSENGER ;;w;; again 

^w^ Come hither, ^-^ siw. 
OwO Though it >_< be OwO honyest, it is UwU nyevew ^w^ good 
>_< To >_< bwing ÚwÚ bad news. ^w^ Give uWu to a OwO gwacious ÚwÚ message 
;;w;; An >w< host :3 of UwU tongues; but let ^w^ iww >_< tidings tell 
>_< Themsewves uWu when :33 they >_< be ^-^ fewt. 
MESSENGER. ^-^ I have ^w^ donye >_> my ^w^ duty. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Is UwU he x3 mawwied? 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot hate ÚwÚ thee >w< wowsew than ^-^ I do 
UwU If >w< thou ;;w;; again say ÚwÚ 'Yes.' 
MESSENGER. He's married, OwO madam. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^.^ The UwU gods confound ^-^ thee! OwO Dost >w< thou hold >w< thewe still? 
MESSENGER. ^.^ Shouwd ^-^ I lie, uWu madam? 
OwO CWEOPATWA. OwO O, ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< thou >_> didst, 
So :3 hawf >_> my x3 Egypt were submerg'd ^-^ and uWu made 
xDD A cistern for uWu scaw'd xDD snyakes! ^.^ Go, x3 get ÚwÚ thee >_< hence. 
>_< Hadst >w< thou ^.^ Nyawcissus ^-^ in thy OwO face, uWu to :33 me 
Thou wouldst ÚwÚ appeaw :3 most :33 ugwy. He is x3 mawwied? 
MESSENGER. ^-^ I xDD cwave ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' xDD pawdon. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. He is x3 mawwied? 
MESSENGER. Take xDD nyo uWu offence ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^w^ offend you; 
>_< To ÚwÚ punyish :33 me for what :33 you uWu make :33 me do 
Seems ÚwÚ much >_< unyequaw. He's married uWu to ÚwÚ Octavia. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. OwO O, ^w^ that ^.^ his x3 fauwt OwO shouwd uWu make a ÚwÚ knyave :3 of ÚwÚ thee 
:33 That UwU awt UwU nyot what x3 th'awt ^w^ suwe OwO of! Get ÚwÚ thee >_< hence. 
^.^ The x3 mewchandise xDD which >w< thou UwU hast brought OwO fwom ^w^ Wome 
;;w;; Awe ;;w;; aww x3 too dear for >w< me. Lie :33 they upon thy ;;w;; hand, 
And >_< be ;;w;; undonye :3 by 'em! x3 Exit MESSENGER 
CHARMIAN. Good ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ^.^ patience. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^.^ In praising Antony ^-^ I have ÚwÚ dispwais'd Caesar. 
CHARMIAN. ^w^ Many xDD times, OwO madam. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ I am >_< paid UwU fow't UwU nyow. Lead :33 me OwO fwom OwO hence, 
^-^ I OwO faint. O >_< Iwas, Charmian! 'Tis xDD nyo >w< mattew. 
:3 Go uWu to >w< the fellow, ^w^ good >w< Awexas; :33 bid xDD him 
Report >w< the :3 featuwe :3 of uWu Octavia, ;;w;; hew OwO yeaws, 
ÚwÚ Hew :3 incwinyation; let xDD him UwU nyot uWu weave :33 out 
^.^ The xDD cowouw :3 of ;;w;; hew ;;w;; haiw. xDD Bwing :33 me :3 wowd xDD quickwy. 
x3 Exit >w< AWEXAS 
Let xDD him for ^-^ evew go- let xDD him not, UwU Chawmian- 
OwO Though UwU he >_< be painted >w< onye x3 way OwO wike a x3 Gowgon, 
^.^ The x3 othew ÚwÚ way's a ^.^ Maws. ^w^ [To MARDIAN] 
OwO Bid :33 you Alexas 
xDD Bwing :33 me :3 wowd how xDD taww she >_< is.- Pity me, Charmian, 
xDD But do UwU nyot UwU speak uWu to >w< me. Lead :33 me uWu to >_> my UwU chambew. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
Near Misenum 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew :3 POMPEY ^-^ and MENAS :3 at >w< onye door, xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and uWu twumpet; 
:3 at another, ÚwÚ CAESAW, ^w^ ANTONY, LEPIDUS, ^-^ ENyOBAWBUS, MAECENAS, >_< AGWIPPA, 
xDD with :33 sowdiews marching 

^-^ POMPEY. ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; hostages ^-^ I uWu have, ;;w;; so have :33 you mine; 
And ;;w;; we >_< shaww ^-^ tawk :33 befowe ;;w;; we :3 fight. 
>_> CAESAW. uWu Most meet 
:33 That >_> fiwst ;;w;; we come uWu to words; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe have ;;w;; we 
>_< Ouw written xDD puwposes :33 befowe uWu us uWu sent; 
Which >_> if >w< thou UwU hast ^w^ considewed, let uWu us >_< knyow 
UwU If 'twill ;;w;; tie :3 up thy discontented >_< swowd 
And x3 cawwy >_< back uWu to ^-^ Siciwy ÚwÚ much xDD taww ^w^ youth 
:33 That else must perish uWu hewe. 
^-^ POMPEY. >_< To :33 you ;;w;; aww x3 thwee, 
^.^ The ^.^ senyatows OwO awonye :3 of ^w^ this >_> gweat world, 
>w< Chief xDD factows for >w< the >_> gods: ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< knyow 
^.^ Whewefowe >_> my father OwO shouwd UwU wevengews want, 
^.^ Having a ^-^ son ^-^ and :3 fwiends, >_> since ^-^ Juwius ^.^ Caesaw, 
>_< Who :3 at :33 Phiwippi >w< the ^w^ good x3 Bwutus ghosted, 
;;w;; Thewe OwO saw :33 you labouring for ^-^ him. :3 What :3 was't 
:33 That xDD mov'd ^-^ pawe OwO Cassius uWu to uWu conspiwe? ^-^ and what 
^-^ Made >w< the ^-^ aww-honyouw'd uWu honyest >_< Woman, :33 Bwutus, 
With >w< the ^w^ awm'd rest, xDD couwtiews :3 of beauteous :3 fweedom, 
>_< To ^w^ dwench >w< the ^.^ Capitow, but ^w^ that :33 they :3 wouwd 
>_< Have >w< onye man but a man? And ^w^ that is it 
uWu Hath uWu made :33 me ^.^ wig >_> my >_> nyavy, :3 at :3 whose ;;w;; buwden 
^.^ The ^-^ angew'd ocean foams; xDD with xDD which ^-^ I OwO meant 
>_< To scourge >_> th' ingratitude ^w^ that x3 despitefuw ^w^ Wome 
>_> Cast on >_> my ^-^ nyobwe :33 fathew. 
>_> CAESAW. Take ^-^ youw time. 
ANTONY. Thou >_> canst UwU nyot ^w^ feaw us, OwO Pompey, xDD with thy >_> saiws; 
>w< We'ww UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ thee :3 at :3 sea; :3 at ^w^ wand >w< thou know'st 
UwU How ÚwÚ much ;;w;; we do xDD o'ew-count ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ POMPEY. x3 At land, UwU indeed, 
Thou dost xDD o'ew-count :33 me :3 of >_> my >_> fathew's ^w^ house. 
xDD But >_> since >w< the ^w^ cuckoo x3 buiwds UwU nyot for ^w^ himsewf, 
>_< Wemain in't ÚwÚ as >w< thou OwO mayst. 
:33 WEPIDUS. ;;w;; Be pleas'd uWu to tell us- 
:3 Fow ^w^ this is OwO fwom >w< the x3 pwesent- how :33 you ^w^ take 
^.^ The offers ;;w;; we have >_> sent ÚwÚ you. 
>_> CAESAW. Thewe's >w< the >_> point. 
ANTONY. Which do UwU nyot >_< be OwO entweated x3 to, but :33 weigh 
:3 What it is worth ÚwÚ embwac'd. 
>_> CAESAW. And what ^w^ may ^w^ fowwow, 
>_< To xDD twy a larger UwU fowtunye. 
^-^ POMPEY. You have uWu made :33 me x3 offew 
Of uWu Siciwy, >_> Sawdinyia; ^-^ and ^-^ I must 
^-^ Wid ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< sea :3 of uWu piwates; :33 then uWu to ^.^ send 
>_> Measuwes :3 of xDD wheat uWu to ;;w;; Wome; ^w^ this >_> 'gweed >_< upon, 
>_< To ^.^ pawt xDD with ;;w;; unhack'd xDD edges ^-^ and ;;w;; beaw >_< back 
>_< Ouw targes >_> undinted. 
OwO AWW. xDD That's x3 ouw ^.^ offew. 
^-^ POMPEY. >_< Knyow, uWu then, 
^-^ I came :33 befowe :33 you ÚwÚ hewe a man x3 pwepaw'd 
>_< To ^w^ take ^w^ this >_< offew; but Mark Antony 
xDD Put :33 me uWu to ÚwÚ some impatience. OwO Though ^-^ I ;;w;; wose 
^.^ The praise :3 of it :3 by >w< tewwing, :33 you must :33 knyow, 
When ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ and ^-^ youw brother were :3 at uWu bwows, 
;;w;; Youw mother came uWu to ^-^ Siciwy ^-^ and >w< did find 
ÚwÚ Hew >_< wewcome >_> fwiendwy. 
ANTONY. ^-^ I have heard ^w^ it, OwO Pompey, 
And am ^w^ weww x3 studied for a liberal UwU thanks 
Which ^-^ I do ^-^ owe ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ POMPEY. Let :33 me have ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. 
^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot think, sir, uWu to have >_< met :33 you uWu hewe. 
ANTONY. ^.^ The ^.^ beds ^.^ i' >_> th' ;;w;; East are uWu soft; ^-^ and UwU thanks uWu to ^.^ you, 
:33 That call'd :33 me ^-^ timewiew than >_> my OwO puwpose xDD hithew; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have >_> gainyed by't. 
>_> CAESAW. ;;w;; Since ^-^ I OwO saw :33 you last 
;;w;; Thewe is a ^w^ change upon ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ POMPEY. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot 
:3 What ^.^ counts ;;w;; hawsh xDD fowtunye casts upon >_> my xDD face; 
xDD But ^-^ in >_> my bosom >_< shaww she UwU nyevew come 
>_< To uWu make >_> my :33 heawt ;;w;; hew ^w^ vassaw. 
:33 WEPIDUS. ÚwÚ Weww >_< met uWu hewe. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^-^ I hope ;;w;; so, Lepidus. Thus ;;w;; we are ÚwÚ agweed. 
^-^ I xDD cwave x3 ouw OwO composition ^w^ may >_< be x3 wwitten, 
And >w< seaw'd between :33 us. 
>_> CAESAW. xDD That's >w< the UwU nyext uWu to do. 
^-^ POMPEY. >w< We'ww xDD feast uWu each x3 othew ^-^ ewe ;;w;; we >_< pawt, ^-^ and let's 
Draw x3 wots ;;w;; who >_< shaww begin. 
ANTONY. :33 That >w< wiww ;;w;; I, OwO Pompey. 
^-^ POMPEY. x3 Nyo, >w< Antony, ^w^ take >w< the ^-^ wot; 
>w< But, >_> fiwst >w< ow ^-^ wast, ^-^ youw UwU finye x3 Egyptian :33 cookewy 
ÚwÚ Shaww have >w< the fame. ^-^ I have heard ^w^ that ^-^ Juwius ÚwÚ Caesaw 
OwO Gwew ÚwÚ fat xDD with >_< feasting >w< thewe. 
ANTONY. You have heard ^-^ much. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^-^ I have ^.^ faiw UwU meanyings, ^-^ siw. 
ANTONY. And ^.^ faiw >_> wowds uWu to uWu them. 
^-^ POMPEY. UwU Then ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much have ^-^ I heard; 
And ^-^ I have heard >_< Apowwodowus ^.^ cawwied- 
ENOBARBUS. :33 Nyo :33 mowe :3 of that! He >w< did >_< so. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^w^ What, ^-^ I pray :33 you? 
ENOBARBUS. xDD A x3 cewtain :3 queen uWu to ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ in a ^.^ mattwess. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee UwU nyow. UwU How :3 faw'st UwU thou, x3 sowdiew? 
ENOBARBUS. UwU Weww; 
And ^w^ weww am OwO wike uWu to ÚwÚ do, for ^-^ I :3 pewceive 
^.^ Fouw xDD feasts are >w< towawd. 
^-^ POMPEY. Let :33 me shake thy ;;w;; hand. 
^-^ I UwU nyevew hated ;;w;; thee; ^-^ I have seen ÚwÚ thee >w< fight, 
When ^-^ I have ^.^ envied thy ^.^ behaviouw. 
ENOBARBUS. x3 Siw, 
^-^ I UwU nyevew :3 wov'd :33 you ;;w;; much; but ^-^ I ha' prais'd xDD ye 
When :33 you have ^w^ weww OwO desewv'd >_< ten xDD times ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much 
:33 As ^-^ I have ^-^ said :33 you did. 
^-^ POMPEY. ÚwÚ Enjoy thy plainness; 
>_> It OwO nyothing ^w^ iww UwU becomes ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ Aboawd >_> my ^-^ gawwey ^-^ I >_> invite :33 you ÚwÚ aww. 
Will :33 you x3 wead, lords? 
OwO AWW. Show's >w< the OwO way, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^w^ Come. Exeunt ;;w;; aww but uWu ENyOBAWBUS ^-^ and MENAS 
MENAS. [Aside] >w< Thy ^-^ fathew, OwO Pompey, :3 wouwd >w< nye'ew have uWu made ^w^ this 
xDD tweaty.- You ^-^ and ^-^ I have >w< knyown, ^-^ siw. 
ENOBARBUS. x3 At sea, ^-^ I think. 
MENAS. OwO We uWu have, ^-^ siw. 
ENOBARBUS. You have ^w^ donye ^w^ weww :3 by ;;w;; watew. 
MENAS. And :33 you :3 by >_< wand. 
ENOBARBUS. ^-^ I Will praise :33 any man ^w^ that >w< wiww praise x3 me; though it 
;;w;; cannyot >_< be >w< denyied what ^-^ I have ^w^ donye :3 by >_< wand. 
MENAS. >_> Nyow what ^-^ I have ^w^ donye :3 by ;;w;; watew. 
ENOBARBUS. ^w^ Yes, x3 something :33 you ^w^ can uWu deny for ^-^ youw ^-^ own safety: :33 you 
have OwO been a >_> gweat xDD thief :3 by ÚwÚ sea. 
MENAS. And :33 you :3 by >_< wand. 
ENOBARBUS. ;;w;; Thewe ^-^ I uWu deny >_> my ^w^ wand ^.^ sewvice. xDD But >w< give :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand, 
OwO Menyas; >_> if x3 ouw ^.^ eyes ^w^ had ^.^ authowity, ÚwÚ hewe :33 they :33 might ^w^ take x3 two 
OwO thieves >_> kissing. 
MENAS. ;;w;; Aww men's faces are ;;w;; twue, >w< whatsome'ew their >w< hands ÚwÚ awe. 
ENOBARBUS. xDD But >w< thewe is UwU nyevew a ^.^ faiw woman has a OwO twue OwO face. 
MENAS. :33 Nyo uWu swandew: :33 they >_> steaw hearts. 
ENOBARBUS. OwO We came ÚwÚ hithew uWu to ^.^ fight xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
MENAS. :3 Fow >_> my >_< pawt, ^-^ I am >w< sowwy it is OwO tuwn'd uWu to a UwU dwinking. 
^-^ Pompey x3 doth ^w^ this x3 day ÚwÚ waugh xDD away ^.^ his UwU fowtunye. 
ENOBARBUS. UwU If UwU he ÚwÚ do, ^w^ suwe UwU he ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ weep't >_< back again. 
MENAS. OwO Y'have ^w^ said, ^-^ siw. OwO We OwO wook'd UwU nyot for Mark Antony uWu hewe. xDD Pway 
^.^ you, is UwU he married uWu to ^.^ Cweopatwa? 
ENOBARBUS. >_> Caesaw' ;;w;; sistew is call'd ÚwÚ Octavia. 
MENAS. OwO Twue, sir; she >_> was >w< the uWu wife :3 of ÚwÚ Caius Marcellus. 
ENOBARBUS. xDD But she is now >w< the uWu wife :3 of ^.^ Mawcus :33 Antonyius. 
MENAS. xDD Pway x3 ye, >_> siw? 
ENOBARBUS. 'Tis :3 twue. 
MENAS. UwU Then is ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ and UwU he for ^-^ evew :33 knyit together. 
ENOBARBUS. UwU If ^-^ I were ^.^ bound uWu to ÚwÚ divinye :3 of ^w^ this unity, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot 
^-^ pwophesy >_< so. 
MENAS. ^-^ I xDD think >w< the policy :3 of ^w^ that OwO puwpose uWu made :33 mowe ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ mawwiage 
than >w< the :33 wove :3 of >w< the parties. 
ENOBARBUS. ^-^ I xDD think ;;w;; so >_< too. xDD But :33 you >_< shaww find >w< the band ^w^ that ^-^ seems 
uWu to ;;w;; tie their ^-^ fwiendship x3 togethew >w< wiww >_< be >w< the :3 vewy >_> stwangwew :3 of 
their ^.^ amity: >w< Octavia is :3 of a xDD howy, >_> cowd, ^-^ and OwO stiww conversation. 
MENAS. >_< Who :3 wouwd UwU nyot have ^.^ his uWu wife so? 
ENOBARBUS. uWu Nyot UwU he ^w^ that himself is UwU nyot uWu so; xDD which is Mark Antony. He 
>w< wiww uWu to ^.^ his x3 Egyptian OwO dish UwU again; :33 then >_< shaww >w< the sighs :3 of >w< Octavia 
x3 bwow >w< the ^w^ fiwe :3 up ^-^ in ^.^ Caesaw, UwU and, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^-^ said :3 befowe, ^w^ that xDD which is 
>w< the >_> stwength :3 of their xDD amity >_< shaww >_< pwove >w< the ÚwÚ immediate xDD authow :3 of 
their OwO vawiance. Antony >w< wiww ÚwÚ use ^.^ his UwU affection >w< whewe it is; UwU he 
married but ^.^ his ^.^ occasion uWu hewe. 
MENAS. And UwU thus it ^w^ may OwO be. uWu Come, sir, >w< wiww :33 you >_> aboawd? ^-^ I have a 
OwO heawth for ÚwÚ you. 
ENOBARBUS. ^-^ I >_< shaww ^w^ take ^w^ it, ^-^ siw. OwO We have ÚwÚ us'd x3 ouw throats ^-^ in Egypt. 
MENAS. uWu Come, let's uWu away. Exeunt 

ÚwÚ ACT_2|SC_7 
^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; VII. 
:3 On board ÚwÚ POMPEY'S ÚwÚ gawwey, off Misenum 

^w^ Music uWu pways. ^-^ Entew x3 two >w< ow xDD thwee :33 SEWVANTS xDD with a banquet 

ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. uWu Hewe ^.^ they'ww be, man. ^.^ Some uWu o' their xDD pwants are 
OwO iww-wooted ÚwÚ awweady; >w< the least ^.^ wind ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU wowwd >w< wiww x3 bwow them 
down. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. Lepidus is high-colour'd. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. xDD They have uWu made xDD him drink xDD awms-dwink. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. :33 As :33 they pinch >w< onye uWu anyothew :3 by >w< the >_> disposition, UwU he 
cries :33 out xDD 'Nyo :3 mowe!'; :33 weconciwes them uWu to ^.^ his xDD entweaty ^-^ and himself 
uWu to >_> th' xDD dwink. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. xDD But it raises >w< the greater ^-^ waw between xDD him ^-^ and ^.^ his 
discretion. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. :3 Why, ^w^ this it is uWu to have a name ^-^ in >_> gweat men's 
^-^ fewwowship. ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ as lief have a reed ^w^ that >w< wiww do :33 me xDD nyo UwU sewvice 
ÚwÚ as a ;;w;; pawtizan ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot heave. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. >_< To >_< be call'd uWu into a ^w^ huge :3 sphewe, ^-^ and UwU nyot uWu to >_< be seen 
uWu to ^.^ move ^w^ in't, are >w< the ;;w;; howes >w< whewe ^.^ eyes OwO shouwd be, xDD which ^w^ pitifuwwy 
uWu disastew >w< the cheeks. 

xDD A uWu sennyet >_> sounded. ^-^ Entew ÚwÚ CAESAW, ^w^ ANTONY, LEPIDUS, 
xDD POMPEY, >_< AGWIPPA, MAECENAS, ^-^ ENyOBAWBUS, MENAS, 
xDD with x3 othew UwU CAPTAINS 

ANTONY. ^w^ [To CAESAR] Thus do ^.^ they, :33 siw: :33 they ^w^ take >w< the >_> fwow uWu o' >_> th' 
Nile 
By x3 cewtain scales ^.^ i' >_> th' >_> pywamid; :33 they >_< knyow 
By >_> th' >_> height, >w< the >_> wownyess, >w< ow >w< the ;;w;; mean, >_> if dearth 
>_> Ow x3 foison ^w^ fowwow. ^.^ The :33 highew ^.^ Nyiwus ^-^ swewws 
^.^ The :33 mowe it ^.^ pwomises; ÚwÚ as it ^.^ ebbs, >w< the uWu seedsman 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ;;w;; swime ^-^ and uWu ooze x3 scattews ^.^ his ;;w;; gwain, 
And uWu showtwy ÚwÚ comes uWu to ^w^ hawvest. 
:33 WEPIDUS. OwO Y'have ^-^ stwange serpents >w< thewe. 
ANTONY. x3 Ay, Lepidus. 
:33 WEPIDUS. ;;w;; Youw serpent :3 of x3 Egypt is uWu bwed now :3 of ^-^ youw ÚwÚ mud :3 by >w< the 
ÚwÚ opewation :3 of ^-^ youw x3 sun; ;;w;; so is ^-^ youw x3 cwocodiwe. 
ANTONY. xDD They are >_< so. 
^-^ POMPEY. Sit- ^-^ and ÚwÚ some OwO winye! xDD A OwO heawth uWu to Lepidus! 
:33 WEPIDUS. ^-^ I am UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ^-^ I OwO shouwd be, but >_< I'ww >w< nye'ew x3 out. 
ENOBARBUS. uWu Nyot :3 tiww :33 you have UwU swept. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw :33 me ^.^ you'ww >_< be ^-^ in :3 tiww 
^w^ then. 
:33 WEPIDUS. Nay, ;;w;; cewtainwy, ^-^ I have heard >w< the Ptolemies' ^w^ pywamises are 
:3 vewy goodly >_< things. >_< Without >w< contwadiction ^-^ I have heard UwU that. 
MENAS. x3 [Aside uWu to POMPEY] OwO Pompey, a word. 
^-^ POMPEY. x3 [Aside uWu to >_< MENyAS] Say ^-^ in mine :3 eaw; what is't? 
MENAS. x3 [Aside uWu to POMPEY] :3 Fowsake thy seat, ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ thee, 
>w< Captain, 
And >_> heaw :33 me UwU speak a word. 
^-^ POMPEY. :33 [ >_< Whispews :33 in's >_> eaw ] >_< Fowbeaw :33 me :3 tiww anon- 
^.^ This ^.^ winye for Lepidus! 
:33 WEPIDUS. :3 What >w< mannyew uWu o' >_> thing is ^-^ youw xDD cwocodiwe? 
ANTONY. >_> It is shap'd, sir, OwO wike :3 itsewf, ^-^ and it is ÚwÚ as >_< bwoad ÚwÚ as it 
hath ;;w;; bweadth; it is UwU just ;;w;; so >_> high ÚwÚ as it UwU is, ^-^ and moves xDD with it ^-^ own 
>_< owgans. >_> It xDD wives :3 by ^w^ that xDD which ^w^ nyouwisheth ^w^ it, ^-^ and >w< the elements 
once :33 out :3 of ^w^ it, it ;;w;; twansmigwates. 
:33 WEPIDUS. :3 What xDD cowouw is it of? 
ANTONY. Of it ^-^ own xDD cowouw >_< too. 
:33 WEPIDUS. 'Tis a ^-^ stwange :33 sewpent. 
ANTONY. 'Tis >_< so. And >w< the tears :3 of it are :3 wet. 
>_> CAESAW. Will ^w^ this :3 descwiption :33 satisfy him? 
ANTONY. With >w< the OwO heawth ^w^ that ^-^ Pompey xDD gives :3 him, else UwU he is a :3 vewy 
^-^ epicuwe. 
^-^ POMPEY. x3 [Aside uWu to >_< MENyAS] ^.^ Go, >_> hang, sir, ^.^ hang! Tell :33 me :3 of that! 
;;w;; Away! 
:3 Do ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :33 bid you.- ^.^ Whewe's ^w^ this xDD cup ^-^ I call'd for? 
MENAS. x3 [Aside uWu to POMPEY] UwU If for >w< the >w< sake :3 of UwU mewit >w< thou OwO wiwt >_> heaw 
me, 
^-^ Wise OwO fwom thy UwU stoow. 
^-^ POMPEY. x3 [Aside uWu to >_< MENyAS] ^-^ I xDD think x3 th'awt x3 mad. [Rises ^-^ and OwO wawks 
>_< aside] ^.^ The x3 mattew? 
MENAS. ^-^ I have ^-^ evew :3 hewd >_> my OwO cap off uWu to thy >_> fowtunyes. 
^-^ POMPEY. Thou UwU hast ^w^ sewv'd :33 me xDD with ÚwÚ much faith. What's else uWu to UwU say?- 
;;w;; Be jolly, uWu wowds. 
ANTONY. These ^-^ quicksands, >_> Wepidus, 
uWu Keep off them, for :33 you UwU sink. 
MENAS. UwU Wiwt >w< thou >_< be lord :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the >_> wowwd? 
^-^ POMPEY. :3 What say'st ^.^ thou? 
MENAS. UwU Wiwt >w< thou >_< be lord :3 of >w< the uWu whowe >_> wowwd? xDD That's uWu twice. 
^-^ POMPEY. UwU How OwO shouwd ^w^ that :3 be? 
MENAS. xDD But entertain ^w^ it, 
And though :33 you xDD think :33 me poor, ^-^ I am >w< the man 
Will >w< give ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; aww >w< the world. 
^-^ POMPEY. Hast >w< thou ;;w;; dwunk UwU weww? 
MENAS. x3 Nyo, OwO Pompey, ^-^ I have ÚwÚ kept :33 me OwO fwom >w< the >_< cup. 
Thou >_< awt, >_> if >w< thou dar'st be, >w< the ^-^ eawthwy :33 Jove; 
Whate'er >w< the ocean xDD pawes >w< ow sky :3 incwips 
Is >w< thinye, >_> if >w< thou OwO wiwt ^-^ ha't. 
^-^ POMPEY. x3 Show :33 me xDD which way. 
MENAS. These xDD thwee world-sharers, uWu these UwU competitows, 
;;w;; Awe ^-^ in thy >_> vessew. Let :33 me cut >w< the :3 cabwe; 
And uWu when ;;w;; we are put ÚwÚ off, x3 faww uWu to their >w< thwoats. 
;;w;; Aww >w< thewe is thine. 
^-^ POMPEY. >_< Ah, ^w^ this >w< thou shouldst have x3 donye, 
And UwU nyot have ^-^ spoke on't. ^.^ In :33 me ÚwÚ 'tis UwU viwwainy: 
^.^ In thee't ^w^ had OwO been ^w^ good ^.^ sewvice. Thou must >_< knyow 
'Tis UwU nyot >_> my ^w^ pwofit ^w^ that does ÚwÚ wead mine :3 honyouw: 
Mine ;;w;; honyouw, uWu it. ^.^ Wepent ^w^ that e'er thy tongue 
uWu Hath ;;w;; so ^-^ betway'd ^w^ thinye ^.^ act. ÚwÚ Being ^w^ donye uWu unknyown, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd have x3 found it afterwards ^w^ weww x3 donye, 
xDD But must >_> condemn it UwU nyow. ^w^ Desist, ^-^ and xDD dwink. 
MENAS. [Aside] :3 Fow ^w^ this, 
>_< I'ww UwU nyevew x3 fowwow thy pall'd UwU fowtunyes >w< mowe. 
>_< Who :33 seeks, ^-^ and >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ take uWu when once ÚwÚ 'tis xDD offew'd, 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU nyevew find it >w< mowe. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^.^ This OwO heawth uWu to Lepidus! 
ANTONY. Bear xDD him OwO ashowe. >_< I'ww pledge it for :3 him, OwO Pompey. 
ENOBARBUS. Here's uWu to ^-^ thee, >_> Menyas! 
MENAS. uWu Enyobawbus, :3 wewcome! 
^-^ POMPEY. >_> Fiww :3 tiww >w< the xDD cup >_< be xDD hid. 
ENOBARBUS. Thewe's a strong fellow, >_< Menyas. 
[Pointing uWu to >w< the servant ;;w;; who carries off ^w^ WEPIDUS] 
MENAS. UwU Why? 
ENOBARBUS. >w< 'A >_< beaws >w< the ^.^ thiwd ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the world, >_< man; see'st xDD nyot? 
MENAS. ^.^ The ^.^ thiwd >_< pawt, uWu then, is OwO dwunk. >w< Wouwd it were >w< aww, 
:33 That it :33 might ^w^ go on >w< wheews! 
ENOBARBUS. ^.^ Dwink thou; ÚwÚ incwease >w< the :33 weews. 
MENAS. ^w^ Come. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^.^ This is UwU nyot yet :3 an Alexandrian feast. 
ANTONY. >_> It ^w^ wipens ^.^ towawds uWu it. >_< Stwike >w< the ^.^ vessews, uWu ho! 
Here's uWu to ^w^ Caesaw! 
>_> CAESAW. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ^w^ weww OwO fowbeaw't. 
>_< It's monstrous UwU wabouw uWu when ^-^ I >w< wash >_> my ^.^ bwain 
And it grows >_< fouwew. 
ANTONY. ;;w;; Be a UwU chiwd uWu o' >_> th' time. 
>_> CAESAW. ;;w;; Possess ^w^ it, >_< I'ww uWu make answer. 
xDD But ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew fast OwO fwom ;;w;; aww :3 fouw ^-^ days 
uWu Than drink ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ^-^ in ^w^ onye. 
ENOBARBUS. ^w^ [To :33 ANTONY] ^w^ Ha, >_> my ^.^ bwave ;;w;; empewow! 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ dance now >w< the x3 Egyptian Bacchanals 
And >_> cewebwate x3 ouw x3 dwink? 
^-^ POMPEY. xDD Wet's >w< ha't, ^w^ good ÚwÚ sowdiew. 
ANTONY. uWu Come, let's ;;w;; aww ^w^ take OwO hands, 
xDD Tiww ^w^ that >w< the :3 conquewing ^.^ winye hath UwU steep'd x3 ouw sense 
^.^ In UwU soft ^-^ and delicate :3 Wethe. 
ENOBARBUS. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ take :3 hands. 
Make battery uWu to x3 ouw >_< eaws xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ woud music, 
^.^ The :33 whiwe >_< I'ww :3 pwace you; :33 then >w< the :33 boy >_< shaww sing; 
^.^ The ^-^ howding >_> evewy man >_< shaww ;;w;; beaw ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ woud 
:33 As ^.^ his strong sides ^w^ can ^-^ vowwey. 
OwO [Music uWu pways. uWu ENyOBAWBUS places them UwU hand ^-^ in ^-^ hand] 

>w< THE x3 SONG 
uWu Come, >w< thou UwU monyawch :3 of >w< the ^.^ vinye, 
uWu Pwumpy ^-^ Bacchus xDD with >_> pink :33 eynye! 
^.^ In thy fats x3 ouw ^.^ cawes >_< be ;;w;; dwown'd, 
With thy grapes x3 ouw uWu haiws >_< be >w< cwown'd. 
Cup uWu us :3 tiww >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ go round, 
Cup uWu us :3 tiww >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ go ^.^ wound! 

>_> CAESAW. :3 What :3 wouwd :33 you >_< mowe? OwO Pompey, ^w^ good night. Good ^-^ bwothew, 
Let :33 me :33 wequest :33 you off; x3 ouw :33 gwavew business 
:33 Fwowns :3 at ^w^ this :3 wevity. Gentle ^w^ wowds, let's :3 pawt; 
You see ;;w;; we have ^.^ buwnt x3 ouw cheeks. Strong :33 Enyobawb 
Is weaker than >w< the x3 winye, ^-^ and mine ^-^ own tongue 
^-^ Spwits what it ^.^ speaks. ^.^ The wild disguise hath almost 
>_< Antick'd uWu us ÚwÚ aww. :3 What xDD nyeeds :33 mowe :33 wowds? Good night. 
Good >w< Antony, ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. 
^-^ POMPEY. >_< I'ww xDD twy :33 you on >w< the :33 showe. 
ANTONY. And UwU shaww, ^-^ siw. :33 Give's ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. 
^-^ POMPEY. O >w< Antony, 
You have >_> my >_> fathew's xDD house- but UwU what? OwO We are uWu fwiends. 
uWu Come, OwO down uWu into >w< the ^.^ boat. 
ENOBARBUS. Take heed :33 you x3 faww uWu nyot. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but uWu ENyOBAWBUS ^-^ and MENAS 
UwU Menyas, >_< I'ww UwU nyot on :33 showe. 
MENAS. x3 Nyo, uWu to >_> my >w< cabin. 
These drums! uWu these >_> twumpets, UwU fwutes! what! 
Let Neptune >_> heaw ;;w;; we :33 bid a ÚwÚ woud >_< faweweww 
>_< To uWu these >_> gweat >_> fewwows. ^.^ Sound ^-^ and >_< be >_> hang'd, sound xDD out! 
^-^ [Sound a >w< fwouwish, xDD with >_> dwums] 
ENOBARBUS. uWu Hoo! x3 says xDD 'a. Thewe's >_> my ÚwÚ cap. 
MENAS. uWu Hoo! Noble >w< Captain, ^-^ come. Exeunt 
ACT_3|SC_1 
>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
xDD A UwU pwain ^-^ in ^.^ Sywia 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; VENTIDIUS, ÚwÚ as it were ^-^ in triumph, xDD with UwU SIWIUS 
^-^ and x3 othew >_> Womans, ÚwÚ OFFICEWS ^-^ and >_> sowdiews; >w< the ^-^ dead body 
:3 of PACORUS :33 bownye :33 befowe xDD him 

VENTIDIUS. xDD Nyow, darting UwU Pawthia, UwU awt >w< thou struck, ^-^ and now 
>w< Pweas'd xDD fowtunye does :3 of ^.^ Mawcus UwU Cwassus' ÚwÚ death 
Make :33 me revenger. Bear >w< the King's son's body 
:3 Befowe x3 ouw army. >w< Thy >_< Pacowus, Orodes, 
Pays ^w^ this for ^.^ Mawcus Crassus. 
SILIUS. Noble Ventidius, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst yet xDD with :33 Pawthian UwU bwood thy >_< swowd is >_> wawm 
^.^ The >w< fugitive OwO Pawthians UwU fowwow; spur through UwU Media, 
x3 Mesopotamia, ^-^ and >w< the >_> shewtews >_< whithew 
^.^ The routed ^w^ fwy. So thy ^.^ gwand ^-^ captain, >w< Antony, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^w^ set ÚwÚ thee on uWu twiumphant UwU chawiots ^-^ and 
xDD Put garlands on thy head. 
VENTIDIUS. O OwO Siwius, OwO Siwius, 
^-^ I have ^w^ donye xDD enyough. xDD A lower place, UwU nyote UwU weww, 
:3 May uWu make x3 too >_> gweat :3 an x3 act; for learn ^w^ this, ;;w;; Siwius: 
>_> Bettew uWu to uWu weave ;;w;; undonye than :3 by x3 ouw deed 
>_< Acquiwe x3 too >_> high a fame uWu when xDD him ;;w;; we ;;w;; sewve's uWu away. 
ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ and Antony have ^-^ evew won 
x3 Mowe ^-^ in their >_< officew, than ^w^ pewson. ^w^ Sossius, 
uWu Onye :3 of >_> my :3 pwace ^-^ in Syria, ^.^ his xDD wieutenyant, 
:3 Fow quick ^.^ accumuwation :3 of OwO wenyown, 
Which UwU he >_> achiev'd :3 by >_> th' OwO minyute, :33 wost ^.^ his :33 favouw. 
>_< Who does ^.^ i' >_> th' ^.^ waws :33 mowe than ^.^ his uWu captain ^w^ can 
Becomes ^.^ his ^w^ captain's ÚwÚ captain; ^-^ and uWu ambition, 
^.^ The >_< sowdiew's virtue, :3 wathew ^-^ makes :33 choice :3 of OwO woss 
uWu Than x3 gain xDD which >w< dawkens ^-^ him. 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd do :33 mowe uWu to do :33 Antonyius ^.^ good, 
xDD But ^.^ 'twouwd ^w^ offend xDD him; ^-^ and ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu offence 
^.^ Shouwd >_> my xDD pewfowmance perish. 
SILIUS. Thou ^-^ hast, Ventidius, ^w^ that 
>_< Without >w< the xDD which a >w< sowdiew ^-^ and ^.^ his >_< swowd 
Grants scarce distinction. Thou OwO wiwt xDD wwite uWu to Antony? 
VENTIDIUS. >_< I'ww x3 humbwy >_> signyify what ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; nyame, 
:33 That UwU magicaw :3 wowd :3 of >w< waw, ;;w;; we have OwO effected; 
>w< How, xDD with ^.^ his banners, ^-^ and ^.^ his ^w^ weww-paid >_< wanks, 
^.^ The >w< nye'ew-yet-beaten ;;w;; howse :3 of Parthia 
OwO We have ^-^ jaded :33 out uWu o' >_> th' field. 
SILIUS. ;;w;; Whewe is UwU he OwO nyow? 
VENTIDIUS. He :33 puwposeth uWu to UwU Athens; xDD whithew, xDD with what haste 
^.^ The ^w^ weight ;;w;; we must ^.^ convey >_> with's >w< wiww ^-^ pewmit, 
OwO We >_< shaww ÚwÚ appeaw :33 befowe x3 him.- >w< On, >_> thewe; ^w^ pass :3 awong. 
Exeunt 

uWu ACT_3|SC_2 
^w^ SCENyE >_< II. ^.^ Wome. x3 CAESAW'S house 

^-^ Entew AGRIPPA :3 at >w< onye door, uWu ENyOBAWBUS :3 at uWu anyothew 

x3 AGWIPPA. ^w^ What, are >w< the OwO bwothews parted? 
ENOBARBUS. xDD They have ^-^ dispatch'd xDD with Pompey; UwU he is gone; 
^.^ The x3 othew xDD thwee are sealing. >w< Octavia ^.^ weeps 
>_< To ^.^ pawt OwO fwom ;;w;; Wome; ÚwÚ Caesaw is >_> sad; ^-^ and >_> Wepidus, 
;;w;; Since Pompey's x3 feast, ÚwÚ as ^-^ Menyas x3 says, is xDD twoubwed 
With >w< the >_> gween >w< sicknyess. 
x3 AGWIPPA. 'Tis a ^-^ nyobwe Lepidus. 
ENOBARBUS. xDD A :3 vewy UwU finye ^w^ onye. OwO O, how UwU he >_< woves ^w^ Caesaw! 
x3 AGWIPPA. Nay, but how >_> deawwy UwU he >w< adowes Mark Antony! 
ENOBARBUS. Caesar? ^.^ Why ÚwÚ he's >w< the ÚwÚ Jupitew :3 of UwU men. 
x3 AGWIPPA. What's Antony? ^.^ The x3 god :3 of :33 Jupitew. 
ENOBARBUS. ^.^ Spake :33 you :3 of Caesar? :3 How! >w< the nonpareil! 
x3 AGWIPPA. OwO O, Antony! O >w< thou Arabian ^w^ biwd! 
ENOBARBUS. >w< Wouwd :33 you praise ^.^ Caesaw, say ^w^ 'Caesaw'- ^w^ go xDD nyo further. 
x3 AGWIPPA. Indeed, UwU he >w< pwied them x3 both xDD with >_< excewwent x3 pwaises. 
ENOBARBUS. xDD But UwU he >_< woves ÚwÚ Caesaw ^.^ best. ^w^ Yet UwU he >_< woves Antony. 
uWu Hoo! hearts, tongues, ^.^ figuwes, scribes, :3 bawds, poets, ;;w;; cannyot 
uWu Think, :3 speak, >w< cast, :3 wwite, ÚwÚ sing, uWu nyumbew- >_> hoo!- 
:33 His :33 wove uWu to Antony. xDD But ÚwÚ as for ^.^ Caesaw, 
xDD Knyeew x3 down, kneel x3 down, ^-^ and UwU wondew. 
x3 AGWIPPA. ÚwÚ Both UwU he :3 woves. 
ENOBARBUS. xDD They are ^.^ his shards, ^-^ and UwU he their beetle. ^-^ [Twumpets 
^.^ within] :3 So- 
^.^ This is uWu to horse. >w< Adieu, ^-^ nyobwe >_< Agwippa. 
x3 AGWIPPA. Good ^w^ fowtunye, ^-^ wowthy ^.^ sowdiew, ^-^ and farewell. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ CAESAW, ^w^ ANTONY, LEPIDUS, ^-^ and >_< OCTAVIA 

ANTONY. :33 Nyo ÚwÚ fuwthew, ^-^ siw. 
>_> CAESAW. You ^w^ take OwO fwom :33 me a >_> gweat ^.^ pawt :3 of myself; 
>_> Use :33 me ^w^ weww ;;w;; in't. :3 Sistew, >_< pwove >_< such a uWu wife 
:33 As >_> my ;;w;; thoughts uWu make ^-^ thee, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as >_> my farthest band 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^w^ pass on thy uWu appwoof. uWu Most ^-^ nyobwe >w< Antony, 
Let UwU nyot >w< the piece :3 of virtue xDD which is ^w^ set 
>_< Betwixt uWu us ÚwÚ as >w< the cement :3 of x3 ouw :33 wove 
>_< To :3 keep it builded >_< be >w< the ;;w;; wam uWu to ÚwÚ battew 
^.^ The fortress :3 of x3 it; for xDD bettew :33 might ;;w;; we 
>_< Have :3 wov'd :33 without ^w^ this ;;w;; mean, >_> if on x3 both x3 pawts 
^.^ This >_< be UwU nyot ;;w;; chewish'd. 
ANTONY. Make :33 me UwU nyot ^-^ offended 
^.^ In ^-^ youw ^w^ distwust. 
>_> CAESAW. ^-^ I have :33 said. 
ANTONY. You >_< shaww UwU nyot >w< find, 
OwO Though :33 you >_< be ÚwÚ thewein :33 cuwious, >w< the least >_< cause 
:3 Fow what :33 you seem uWu to >_< feaw. So >w< the UwU gods :3 keep ^.^ you, 
And uWu make >w< the ^-^ heawts :3 of ^-^ Womans >_> sewve ^-^ youw :33 ends! 
OwO We >w< wiww ÚwÚ hewe x3 pawt. 
>_> CAESAW. Farewell, >_> my x3 deawest ^w^ sistew, fare ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. 
^.^ The elements >_< be uWu kind uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and uWu make 
>w< Thy >_> spiwits ;;w;; aww :3 of OwO comfowt! ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. 
:33 OCTAVIA. ^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe brother! 
ANTONY. ^.^ The >w< Apwiw's ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^-^ eyes. >_> It is love's :3 spwing, 
And uWu these >w< the showers uWu to >_< bwing it >_< on. ;;w;; Be uWu cheewfuw. 
:33 OCTAVIA. x3 Siw, >w< wook ^w^ weww uWu to >_> my ^.^ husband's house; uWu and- 
>_> CAESAW. ^w^ What, uWu Octavia? 
:33 OCTAVIA. >_< I'ww tell :33 you ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^.^ eaw. 
ANTONY. ÚwÚ Hew tongue >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD obey ;;w;; hew heart, >_< nyow ^w^ can 
ÚwÚ Hew :33 heawt :3 infowm ;;w;; hew >_< tongue- >w< the >_> swan's OwO down ;;w;; feathew, 
:33 That ^.^ stands upon >w< the ^w^ sweww :3 at >w< the full :3 of ^-^ tide, 
And ^w^ nyeithew x3 way >_< incwinyes. 
ENOBARBUS. x3 [Aside uWu to AGRIPPA] Will ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ weep? 
x3 AGWIPPA. x3 [Aside uWu to ENOBARBUS] He has a ^-^ cwoud :33 in's OwO face. 
ENOBARBUS. x3 [Aside uWu to AGRIPPA] He were >w< the worse for that, were UwU he a 
ÚwÚ howse; 
So is ÚwÚ he, being a man. 
x3 AGWIPPA. x3 [Aside uWu to ENOBARBUS] :3 Why, uWu Enyobawbus, 
When Antony x3 found ^-^ Juwius ÚwÚ Caesaw >_> dead, 
He uWu cwied almost uWu to :33 woawing; ^-^ and UwU he ^-^ wept 
When :3 at :33 Phiwippi UwU he x3 found x3 Bwutus x3 swain. 
ENOBARBUS. x3 [Aside uWu to AGRIPPA] :33 That ^.^ yeaw, UwU indeed, UwU he >_> was xDD twoubwed 
xDD with a uWu wheum; 
:3 What ^-^ wiwwingwy UwU he >w< did confound UwU he ^w^ waiw'd, 
OwO Bewieve't- :3 tiww ^-^ I UwU weep >_< too. 
>_> CAESAW. x3 Nyo, sweet uWu Octavia, 
You >_< shaww >_> heaw OwO fwom :33 me >_< stiww; >w< the :3 time >_< shaww UwU nyot 
Out-go >_> my ^.^ thinking on ÚwÚ you. 
ANTONY. uWu Come, sir, uWu come; 
>_< I'ww ^.^ wwestwe xDD with :33 you ^-^ in >_> my >_> stwength :3 of :3 wove. 
x3 Wook, ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I have you; UwU thus ^-^ I let :33 you go, 
And >w< give :33 you uWu to >w< the ;;w;; gods. 
>_> CAESAW. x3 Adieu; >_< be ^.^ happy! 
:33 WEPIDUS. Let ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 nyumbew :3 of >w< the stars >w< give :3 wight 
>_< To thy ^.^ faiw >w< way! 
>_> CAESAW. Farewell, OwO faweweww! UwU [Kisses UwU OCTAVIA] 
ANTONY. :33 Faweweww! Trumpets sound. Exeunt 

ÚwÚ ACT_3|SC_3 
^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
Alexandria. ^.^ CWEOPATWA'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^-^ CWEOPATWA, >w< CHAWMIAN, ÚwÚ IWAS, ^-^ and >w< AWEXAS 

OwO CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Whewe is >w< the fellow? 
;;w;; AWEXAS. ^w^ Hawf ÚwÚ afeawd uWu to ^-^ come. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :3 Go x3 to, ^w^ go :33 to. 

^-^ Entew >w< the MESSENGER ÚwÚ as :33 befowe 

^w^ Come hither, ^-^ siw. 
;;w;; AWEXAS. Good Majesty, 
x3 Hewod :3 of Jewry dare UwU nyot >w< wook upon :33 you 
xDD But uWu when :33 you are ^w^ weww >_< pweas'd. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :33 That >_> Hewod's ^.^ head 
>_< I'ww >w< have. xDD But xDD how, uWu when Antony is gone, 
>_> Thwough whom ^-^ I :33 might UwU command it? ^w^ Come >w< thou UwU nyeaw. 
MESSENGER. uWu Most OwO gwacious Majesty! 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Didst >w< thou uWu behowd uWu Octavia? 
MESSENGER. x3 Ay, x3 dwead xDD Queen. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Where? 
MESSENGER. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ in ^w^ Wome 
^-^ I OwO wook'd ;;w;; hew ^-^ in >w< the OwO face, ^-^ and OwO saw ;;w;; hew led 
uWu Between ;;w;; hew brother ^-^ and Mark Antony. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Is she ÚwÚ as xDD taww ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ me? 
MESSENGER. ÚwÚ She is not, OwO madam. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Didst >_> heaw ;;w;; hew ^.^ speak? Is she ;;w;; shwiww-tongu'd >w< ow low? 
MESSENGER. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I heard ;;w;; hew x3 speak: she is OwO wow-voic'd. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. xDD That's UwU nyot ;;w;; so :33 good. He ;;w;; cannyot OwO wike ;;w;; hew long. 
CHARMIAN. >w< Wike :33 hew? O ^w^ Isis! ÚwÚ 'tis xDD impossibwe. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ I xDD think ;;w;; so, Charmian. :3 Duww :3 of tongue ^-^ and >w< dwawfish! 
:3 What uWu majesty is ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^w^ gait? Remember, 
UwU If e'er >w< thou ^.^ wook'dst on majesty. 
MESSENGER. ÚwÚ She :33 cweeps. 
ÚwÚ Hew ÚwÚ motion ^-^ and ;;w;; hew >w< station are ÚwÚ as ;;w;; onye; 
ÚwÚ She :3 shows a body :3 wathew than a >_< wife, 
xDD A >w< statue than a breather. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Is ^w^ this certain? 
MESSENGER. >_> Ow ^-^ I have xDD nyo :3 obsewvance. 
CHARMIAN. Three ^-^ in x3 Egypt 
^w^ Cannyot uWu make xDD bettew >_< nyote. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. He's :3 vewy knowing; 
^-^ I do perceive't. Thewe's OwO nyothing ^-^ in ;;w;; hew yet. 
^.^ The uWu fewwow has ^w^ good >w< judgment. 
CHARMIAN. :3 Excewwent. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Guess :3 at ;;w;; hew OwO yeaws, ^-^ I >w< pwithee. 
MESSENGER. ^-^ Madam, 
ÚwÚ She >_> was a widow. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Widow? Charmian, UwU hawk! 
MESSENGER. And ^-^ I do xDD think she's ^w^ thiwty. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^w^ Beaw'st >w< thou ;;w;; hew UwU face ^-^ in >_< mind? Is't long >w< ow :3 wound? 
MESSENGER. Round uWu even uWu to OwO fauwtinyess. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :3 Fow >w< the :3 most >_< pawt, OwO too, :33 they are x3 foowish ^w^ that are >_< so. 
ÚwÚ Hew ^-^ haiw, what x3 cowouw? 
MESSENGER. >_> Bwown, madam; ^-^ and ;;w;; hew >_< fowehead 
:33 As >w< wow ÚwÚ as she :3 wouwd :33 wish uWu it. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Thewe's >_< gowd for ;;w;; thee. 
Thou must UwU nyot ^w^ take >_> my uWu fowmew ;;w;; shawpnyess ill. 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ empwoy ÚwÚ thee >_< back UwU again; ^-^ I find ÚwÚ thee 
uWu Most >w< fit for >_> businyess. :3 Go uWu make ÚwÚ thee ready; 
>_< Ouw :33 wettews are prepar'd. Exeunt MESSENGER 
CHARMIAN. xDD A xDD pwopew man. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Indeed, UwU he is >_< so. ^-^ I ^-^ wepent :33 me ÚwÚ much 
:33 That ;;w;; so ^-^ I ^.^ hawwied ^-^ him. :3 Why, methinks, :3 by :3 him, 
^.^ This UwU cweatuwe's xDD nyo >_< such OwO thing. 
CHARMIAN. >w< Nyothing, OwO madam. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^.^ The man hath seen ÚwÚ some majesty, ^-^ and OwO shouwd know. 
CHARMIAN. uWu Hath UwU he seen >_< majesty? xDD Isis else >w< defend, 
And ^.^ sewving :33 you ;;w;; so uWu wong! 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ I have >w< onye >_> thing :33 mowe uWu to ask xDD him yet, ^w^ good Charmian. 
xDD But ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo matter; >w< thou xDD shawt >_< bwing xDD him uWu to :33 me 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> wwite. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ may >_< be ^w^ weww xDD enyough. 
CHARMIAN. ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, OwO madam. Exeunt 

uWu ACT_3|SC_4 
^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ Athens. ^.^ ANTONY'S house 

^-^ Entew ^.^ ANTONY ^-^ and >_< OCTAVIA 

ANTONY. Nay, :33 nyay, uWu Octavia, UwU nyot :3 onwy that- 
:33 That were >_> excusabwe, ^w^ that ^-^ and ^-^ thousands :33 mowe 
Of ÚwÚ sembwabwe :3 impowt- but UwU he hath ÚwÚ wag'd 
:33 Nyew ^.^ waws uWu 'gainst Pompey; uWu made ^.^ his will, ^-^ and UwU wead it 
>_< To ÚwÚ pubwic :3 eaw; 
Spoke >_< scandy :3 of x3 me; uWu when UwU pewfowce UwU he ^-^ couwd UwU nyot 
xDD But ^-^ pay :33 me >w< tewms :3 of ;;w;; honyouw, >_< cowd ^-^ and uWu sickwy 
He vented them, :3 most narrow :3 measuwe ^-^ went x3 me; 
When >w< the uWu best hint >_> was ÚwÚ given :3 him, UwU he UwU nyot took't, 
>_> Ow >w< did it OwO fwom ^.^ his teeth. 
:33 OCTAVIA. O >_> my ^w^ good lord, 
;;w;; Bewieve UwU nyot all; >w< ow >_> if :33 you must believe, 
>_< Stomach UwU nyot ÚwÚ aww. xDD A :33 mowe ÚwÚ unhappy xDD wady, 
UwU If ^w^ this division UwU chance, >w< nye'ew >w< stood between, 
^-^ Pwaying for x3 both UwU pawts. 
^.^ The ^w^ good UwU gods >w< wiww ;;w;; mock :33 me uWu pwesentwy 
When ^-^ I >_< shaww pray 'O, bless >_> my lord ^-^ and UwU husband!' 
^-^ Undo ^w^ that xDD pwayew :3 by OwO cwying :33 out ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ woud 
'O, bless >_> my :33 bwothew!' x3 Husband :3 win, >w< win ^-^ bwothew, 
x3 Pways, ^-^ and OwO destwoys >w< the ;;w;; pwayew; xDD nyo OwO mid-way 
^.^ 'Twixt uWu these ^-^ extwemes :3 at ÚwÚ aww. 
ANTONY. Gentle uWu Octavia, 
Let ^-^ youw uWu best :33 wove draw uWu to ^w^ that point xDD which seeks 
uWu Best uWu to preserve uWu it. UwU If ^-^ I ;;w;; wose mine ;;w;; honyouw, 
^-^ I ;;w;; wose myself; xDD bettew ^-^ I were UwU nyot ;;w;; youws 
uWu Than ;;w;; youws ;;w;; so branchless. >w< But, ÚwÚ as :33 you requested, 
UwU Youwsewf >_< shaww ^w^ go ^.^ between's. ^.^ The ^w^ meantime, xDD wady, 
>_< I'ww xDD waise >w< the :33 pwepawation :3 of a ^-^ waw 
ÚwÚ Shaww OwO stain ^-^ youw >_> bwothew. Make ^-^ youw :33 soonyest OwO haste; 
So ^-^ youw x3 desiwes are >w< youws. 
:33 OCTAVIA. Thanks uWu to >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^.^ The :3 Jove :3 of ÚwÚ powew uWu make me, :3 most weak, :3 most weak, 
;;w;; Youw uWu weconciwew! Wars 'twixt :33 you ;;w;; twain :3 wouwd >_< be 
:33 As >_> if >w< the UwU wowwd OwO shouwd :33 cweave, ^-^ and ^w^ that OwO swain ^-^ men 
^.^ Shouwd ^w^ sowdew :3 up >w< the :3 wift. 
ANTONY. When it ;;w;; appeaws uWu to :33 you >w< whewe ^w^ this xDD begins, 
:3 Tuwn ^-^ youw ;;w;; dispweasuwe ^w^ that OwO way, for x3 ouw xDD fauwts 
>_> Can UwU nyevew >_< be ;;w;; so xDD equaw ^w^ that ^-^ youw :33 wove 
>_> Can uWu equawwy ^.^ move xDD with uWu them. :3 Pwovide ^-^ youw ÚwÚ going; 
>_> Choose ^-^ youw ^-^ own ^w^ company, ^-^ and UwU command what cost 
;;w;; Youw :33 heawt has ;;w;; mind :33 to. Exeunt 

;;w;; ACT_3|SC_5 
^w^ SCENyE V. 
^.^ Athens. ^.^ ANTONY'S house 

^-^ Entew uWu ENyOBAWBUS ^-^ and uWu EWOS, OwO meeting 

ENOBARBUS. UwU How uWu nyow, uWu fwiend >w< Ewos! 
EROS. Thewe's ^-^ stwange OwO nyews come, ^-^ siw. 
ENOBARBUS. ^w^ What, man? 
EROS. ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ and Lepidus have uWu made ^.^ waws upon OwO Pompey. 
ENOBARBUS. ^.^ This is OwO owd. :3 What is >w< the :33 success? 
EROS. ^.^ Caesaw, having uWu made ÚwÚ use :3 of xDD him ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ waws uWu 'gainst OwO Pompey, 
uWu pwesentwy >w< denyied xDD him rivality, :3 wouwd UwU nyot let xDD him OwO pawtake ^-^ in >w< the 
xDD gwowy :3 of >w< the xDD action; ^-^ and UwU nyot ^.^ westing ;;w;; hewe, x3 accuses xDD him :3 of :33 wettews 
UwU he ^w^ had formerly wrote uWu to Pompey; upon ^.^ his ^-^ own OwO appeaw, ^w^ seizes ^-^ him. 
So >w< the x3 poow ^.^ thiwd is xDD up, :3 tiww ÚwÚ death xDD enwawge ^.^ his confine. 
ENOBARBUS. OwO Then, world, >w< thou UwU hast a >_< paiw :3 of >_< chaps- xDD nyo >_< mowe; 
And OwO thwow between them ;;w;; aww >w< the uWu food >w< thou ^-^ hast, 
>w< They'ww grind >w< the >w< onye >w< the ;;w;; othew. ^.^ Whewe's Antony? 
EROS. He's ^.^ wawking ^-^ in >w< the >_< gawden- thus, ^-^ and uWu spuwns 
^.^ The OwO wush ^w^ that ^w^ wies :33 befowe xDD him; cries ;;w;; 'Foow Lepidus!' 
And >w< thweats >w< the :33 thwoat :3 of ^w^ that ^.^ his officer 
:33 That :3 muwd'wed OwO Pompey. 
ENOBARBUS. >_< Ouw >_> gweat xDD nyavy's :3 wigg'd. 
EROS. :3 Fow Italy ^-^ and Caesar. >_< Mowe, Domitius: 
^w^ My lord x3 desiwes :33 you presently; >_> my OwO nyews 
^-^ I :33 might have >_< towd ^.^ heweaftew. 
ENOBARBUS. >_> 'Twiww >_< be ;;w;; nyaught; 
xDD But let it OwO be. xDD Bwing :33 me uWu to Antony. 
EROS. uWu Come, ^-^ siw. Exeunt 

ACT_3|SC_6 
^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
^.^ Wome. x3 CAESAW'S house 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ CAESAW, >_< AGWIPPA, ^-^ and >_< MAECENyAS 

>_> CAESAW. ÚwÚ Contemnying Rome, UwU he has ^w^ donye ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ^-^ and :33 mowe 
^.^ In Alexandria. Here's >w< the >w< mannyew :3 of't: 
>_< I' >_> th' >_< mawket-pwace, on a OwO twibunyaw uWu siwvew'd, 
:33 Cweopatwa ^-^ and himself ^-^ in >w< chaiws :3 of >_< gowd 
^.^ Wewe publicly ^w^ enthwon'd; :3 at >w< the feet :33 sat 
uWu Caesawion, whom :33 they UwU caww >_> my >_> fathew's son, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the :3 unwawfuw ^.^ issue ^w^ that their OwO wust 
;;w;; Since :33 then hath uWu made between uWu them. uWu Unto ;;w;; hew 
He ÚwÚ gave >w< the :3 stabwishment :3 of UwU Egypt; uWu made ;;w;; hew 
Of lower Syria, UwU Cypwus, Lydia, 
^.^ Absowute :3 queen. 
MAECENAS. ^.^ This ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ pubwic >w< eye? 
>_> CAESAW. >_< I' >_> th' UwU common ^-^ show-pwace, >w< whewe :33 they ^w^ exewcise. 
:33 His sons UwU he >w< thewe proclaim'd >w< the >w< kings :3 of kings: 
Great UwU Media, UwU Pawthia, ^-^ and :33 Awmenyia, 
He ÚwÚ gave uWu to ^.^ Awexandew; uWu to Ptolemy UwU he assign'd 
Syria, >_> Ciwicia, ^-^ and ;;w;; Phoenyicia. ÚwÚ She 
^.^ In >_> th' habiliments :3 of >w< the goddess xDD Isis 
:33 That x3 day appear'd; ^-^ and oft :33 befowe ÚwÚ gave ;;w;; audience, 
:33 As ÚwÚ 'tis uWu wepowted, >_< so. 
MAECENAS. Let ^w^ Wome >_< be UwU thus 
^-^ Infowm'd. 
x3 AGWIPPA. ^-^ Who, xDD queasy xDD with ^.^ his insolence 
uWu Awweady, >w< wiww their ^w^ good ;;w;; thoughts UwU caww OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
>_> CAESAW. ^.^ The uWu peopwe UwU knyows ^w^ it, ^-^ and have now >_> weceiv'd 
:33 His OwO accusations. 
x3 AGWIPPA. >_< Who does UwU he OwO accuse? 
>_> CAESAW. >_> Caesaw; ^-^ and that, having ^-^ in ^-^ Siciwy 
^-^ Sextus ÚwÚ Pompeius x3 spoiw'd, ;;w;; we ^w^ had UwU nyot rated xDD him 
:33 His ^.^ pawt uWu o' >_> th' >_> iswe. UwU Then does UwU he say UwU he ^-^ went :33 me 
^.^ Some UwU shipping, >_< unwestow'd. Lastly, UwU he UwU fwets 
:33 That Lepidus :3 of >w< the triumvirate 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be >_< depos'd; UwU and, ÚwÚ being, ^w^ that ;;w;; we :33 detain 
;;w;; Aww ^.^ his :3 wevenyue. 
x3 AGWIPPA. x3 Siw, ^w^ this OwO shouwd >_< be answer'd. 
>_> CAESAW. 'Tis ^w^ donye ^.^ awweady, ^-^ and ^.^ messengew gone. 
^-^ I have >_< towd xDD him Lepidus >_> was x3 gwown x3 too UwU cwuew, 
:33 That UwU he ^.^ his >_> high ^w^ authowity uWu abus'd, 
And >w< did ^w^ desewve ^.^ his ;;w;; change. :3 Fow what ^-^ I have conquer'd 
^-^ I ÚwÚ gwant xDD him :3 pawt; but uWu then, ^-^ in ^.^ his Armenia 
And x3 othew :3 of ^.^ his conquer'd :3 kingdoms, 
uWu Demand >w< the ÚwÚ wike. 
MAECENAS. ;;w;; He'ww UwU nyevew yield uWu to UwU that. 
>_> CAESAW. >_> Nyow must UwU nyot :33 then >_< be ÚwÚ yiewded uWu to ^-^ in this. 

^-^ Entew UwU OCTAVIA, xDD with ;;w;; hew >w< twain 

:33 OCTAVIA. UwU Haiw, ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ and >_> my lord! ^.^ haiw, :3 most dear ^w^ Caesaw! 
>_> CAESAW. :33 That ^-^ evew ^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU caww ÚwÚ thee OwO cast-away! 
:33 OCTAVIA. You have UwU nyot call'd :33 me ;;w;; so, >_< nyow have :33 you cause. 
>_> CAESAW. ^.^ Why have :33 you xDD stow'n upon uWu us uWu thus? You come UwU nyot 
>w< Wike Caesar's ^.^ sistew. ^.^ The uWu wife :3 of Antony 
^.^ Shouwd have :3 an >w< awmy for :3 an OwO ushew, ^-^ and 
^.^ The ^.^ nyeighs :3 of ;;w;; howse uWu to tell :3 of ;;w;; hew ^.^ appwoach 
:33 Wong ^-^ ewe she >w< did appear. ^.^ The OwO twees :3 by >_> th' x3 way 
^.^ Shouwd have :33 bownye men, ^-^ and uWu expectation fainted, 
OwO Wonging for what it ^w^ had uWu nyot. Nay, >w< the ^-^ dust 
^.^ Shouwd have :33 ascended uWu to >w< the :3 woof :3 of :33 heaven, 
Rais'd :3 by ^-^ youw populous troops. xDD But :33 you are come 
xDD A >_> mawket-maid uWu to Rome, ^-^ and have ^-^ pwevented 
^.^ The ÚwÚ ostentation :3 of x3 ouw love, xDD which UwU weft :33 unshown 
Is x3 often UwU weft >w< unwov'd. OwO We OwO shouwd have >_< met :33 you 
By >w< sea ^-^ and land, ^-^ suppwying >_> evewy >w< stage 
With :3 an :3 augmented greeting. 
:33 OCTAVIA. Good >_> my lord, 
>_< To come UwU thus >_> was ^-^ I UwU nyot :3 constwain'd, but >w< did it 
:3 On >_> my >w< fwee :3 wiww. ^w^ My lord, Mark >w< Antony, 
^.^ Heawing ^w^ that :33 you x3 pwepaw'd for >w< waw, xDD acquainted 
^w^ My :33 gwieved >_> eaw >_> withaw; UwU wheweon ^-^ I begg'd 
:33 His >w< pawdon for >_> wetuwn. 
>_> CAESAW. Which UwU soon UwU he granted, 
ÚwÚ Being :3 an obstruct >w< 'tween ^.^ his OwO wust ^-^ and ^-^ him. 
:33 OCTAVIA. :3 Do UwU nyot say ;;w;; so, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> CAESAW. ^-^ I have ^.^ eyes upon :3 him, 
And ^.^ his x3 affaiws come uWu to :33 me on >w< the ÚwÚ wind. 
;;w;; Whewe is UwU he OwO nyow? 
:33 OCTAVIA. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ in ^.^ Athens. 
>_> CAESAW. x3 Nyo, >_> my :3 most :3 wwonged x3 sistew: :33 Cweopatwa 
uWu Hath nodded xDD him uWu to x3 hew. He hath ÚwÚ given ^.^ his :33 empiwe 
>_> Up uWu to a whore, ;;w;; who now are ^-^ wevying 
^.^ The >w< kings uWu o' >_> th' earth for ^.^ waw. He hath ÚwÚ assembwed 
Bocchus, >w< the :33 king :3 of Libya; UwU Awchewaus 
Of Cappadocia; ^w^ Phiwadewphos, :33 king 
Of :33 Paphwagonyia; >w< the ^w^ Thwacian uWu king, >_> Adawwas; 
OwO King :33 Manchus :3 of >_< Awabia; OwO King :3 of uWu Pont; 
x3 Hewod :3 of uWu Jewwy; x3 Mithwidates, :33 king 
Of OwO Comagenye; ^w^ Powemon ^-^ and Amyntas, 
^.^ The >w< kings :3 of Mede ^-^ and Lycaonia, xDD with 
x3 Mowe larger ^w^ wist :3 of :33 sceptwes. 
:33 OCTAVIA. OwO Ay :33 me :3 most wretched, 
:33 That have >_> my :33 heawt :33 pawted ÚwÚ betwixt x3 two :3 fwiends, 
:33 That does afflict uWu each >w< othew! 
>_> CAESAW. >_> Wewcome x3 hithew. 
;;w;; Youw :33 wettews >w< did ^.^ withhowd x3 ouw >_> bweaking forth, 
xDD Tiww ;;w;; we uWu pewceiv'd x3 both how :33 you were ^-^ wwong led 
And ;;w;; we ^-^ in negligent :3 dangew. xDD Cheew ^-^ youw :33 heawt; 
;;w;; Be :33 you UwU nyot xDD twoubwed xDD with >w< the time, xDD which >_> dwives 
ÚwÚ O'ew ^-^ youw ÚwÚ content uWu these strong x3 nyecessities, 
xDD But let :33 detewmin'd things uWu to xDD destiny 
x3 Howd >_> unbewaiw'd their way. >_> Wewcome uWu to ;;w;; Wome; 
Nothing :33 mowe dear uWu to >w< me. You are ^-^ abus'd 
:3 Beyond >w< the >_< mawk :3 of ;;w;; thought, ^-^ and >w< the >_> high gods, 
>_< To do :33 you UwU justice, uWu make their ÚwÚ minyistews 
Of uWu us ^-^ and those ^w^ that :33 wove ÚwÚ you. uWu Best :3 of uWu comfowt, 
And ^-^ evew >_< wewcome uWu to :33 us. 
x3 AGWIPPA. ^-^ Wewcome, OwO wady. 
MAECENAS. ^-^ Wewcome, dear OwO madam. 
>_> Each :33 heawt ^-^ in ^w^ Wome does :33 wove ^-^ and :33 pity you; 
^w^ Onwy >_> th' adulterous >w< Antony, :3 most uWu wawge 
^.^ In ^.^ his ÚwÚ abominyations, :3 tuwns :33 you ÚwÚ off, 
And xDD gives ^.^ his potent regiment uWu to a >w< twuww 
:33 That :3 nyoises it ÚwÚ against :33 us. 
:33 OCTAVIA. Is it ;;w;; so, >_> siw? 
>_> CAESAW. uWu Most ^.^ cewtain. :3 Sistew, x3 wewcome. xDD Pway :33 you 
;;w;; Be ^-^ evew known uWu to ^.^ patience. ^w^ My UwU deaw'st ^w^ sistew! Exeunt 

x3 ACT_3|SC_7 
^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; VII. 
^.^ ANTONY'S camp uWu nyeaw xDD Actium 

^-^ Entew ^w^ CWEOPATWA ^-^ and uWu ENyOBAWBUS 

OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be uWu even xDD with ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ doubt it uWu nyot. 
ENOBARBUS. xDD But OwO why, OwO why, 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Thou UwU hast >_> fowspoke >_> my being ^-^ in uWu these wars, 
And say'st it is UwU nyot fit. 
ENOBARBUS. xDD Weww, is ^w^ it, is it? 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Is't UwU nyot ÚwÚ denyounc'd ÚwÚ against xDD us? ^.^ Why OwO shouwd UwU nyot ;;w;; we 
;;w;; Be >w< thewe ^-^ in uWu pewson? 
ENOBARBUS. [Aside] xDD Weww, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd xDD wepwy: 
UwU If ;;w;; we OwO shouwd >_> sewve xDD with ;;w;; howse ^-^ and mares x3 togethew 
^.^ The ;;w;; howse were UwU mewewy x3 wost; >w< the mares :3 wouwd ;;w;; beaw 
xDD A >w< sowdiew ^-^ and ^.^ his horse. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :3 What ^w^ is't :33 you OwO say? 
ENOBARBUS. ;;w;; Youw presence xDD nyeeds must ÚwÚ puzzwe ÚwÚ Antony; 
Take OwO fwom ^.^ his heart, ^w^ take OwO fwom ^.^ his x3 bwain, from's time, 
:3 What OwO shouwd UwU nyot :33 then >_< be spar'd. He is uWu awweady 
:33 Twaduc'd for levity; ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ said ^-^ in ^w^ Wome 
:33 That ^.^ Photinyus :3 an x3 eunyuch ^-^ and ^-^ youw maids 
;;w;; Manyage ^w^ this ^.^ waw. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Sink Rome, ^-^ and their tongues >_< wot 
:33 That UwU speak ÚwÚ against >_> us! xDD A charge ;;w;; we ;;w;; beaw ^.^ i' >_> th' >w< waw, 
And, ÚwÚ as >w< the president :3 of >_> my >w< kingdom, >w< wiww 
^w^ Appeaw >w< thewe for a man. OwO Speak UwU nyot ÚwÚ against x3 it; 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot x3 stay x3 behind. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ ANTONY ^-^ and CANIDIUS 

ENOBARBUS. Nay, ^-^ I have OwO donye. 
uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the :3 Empewow. 
ANTONY. Is it UwU nyot >_< stwange, OwO Canyidius, 
:33 That OwO fwom >w< Tawentum ^-^ and Brundusium 
He ^-^ couwd ;;w;; so quickly cut >w< the >_> Ionyian sea, 
And ^w^ take ^-^ in uWu Towynye?- You have heard ^w^ on't, >_< sweet? 
OwO CWEOPATWA. xDD Cewewity is UwU nyevew :33 mowe xDD admiw'd 
uWu Than :3 by >w< the :33 nyegwigent. 
ANTONY. xDD A ^w^ good rebuke, 
Which :33 might have ^w^ weww :33 becom'd >w< the uWu best :3 of ^-^ men 
>_< To >w< taunt :3 at uWu swacknyess. OwO Canyidius, ;;w;; we 
Will ^.^ fight xDD with xDD him :3 by ÚwÚ sea. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. By sea! :3 What else? 
CANIDIUS. ^.^ Why >w< wiww >_> my lord do so? 
ANTONY. :3 Fow ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ dawes uWu us to't. 
ENOBARBUS. So hath >_> my lord >w< daw'd xDD him uWu to :33 singwe :3 fight. 
CANIDIUS. x3 Ay, ^-^ and uWu to wage ^w^ this >_< battwe :3 at Pharsalia, 
;;w;; Whewe ÚwÚ Caesaw fought xDD with OwO Pompey. xDD But uWu these :33 offews, 
Which >_> sewve UwU nyot for ^.^ his vantage, UwU he x3 shakes off; 
And ;;w;; so OwO shouwd ÚwÚ you. 
ENOBARBUS. ;;w;; Youw >w< ships are UwU nyot ^w^ weww ^w^ mann'd; 
;;w;; Youw :3 mawinyews are ^w^ muweteews, reapers, uWu peopwe 
Ingross'd :3 by ÚwÚ swift OwO impwess. ^.^ In Caesar's ^w^ fweet 
;;w;; Awe those ^w^ that x3 often have uWu 'gainst ^-^ Pompey uWu fought; 
uWu Theiw >w< ships are ;;w;; yawe; ;;w;; youws ÚwÚ heavy. :33 Nyo disgrace 
ÚwÚ Shaww x3 faww :33 you for OwO wefusing xDD him :3 at sea, 
ÚwÚ Being x3 pwepaw'd for >_< wand. 
ANTONY. By sea, :3 by ÚwÚ sea. 
ENOBARBUS. uWu Most ^-^ wowthy sir, :33 you ÚwÚ thewein OwO thwow xDD away 
^.^ The ^-^ absowute soldiership :33 you have :3 by ;;w;; wand; 
>w< Distwact ^-^ youw :3 awmy, xDD which x3 doth :3 most consist 
Of :3 waw-mawk'd ^w^ footmen; uWu weave OwO unyexecuted 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ own x3 wenyownyed xDD knyowwedge; :3 quite ^.^ fowgo 
^.^ The x3 way xDD which xDD pwomises uWu assuwance; ^-^ and 
^w^ Give :3 up :33 youwsewf UwU mewewy uWu to >_> chance ^-^ and ;;w;; hazawd 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ fiwm ;;w;; secuwity. 
ANTONY. >_< I'ww ^.^ fight :3 at ÚwÚ sea. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ I have >_> sixty ÚwÚ saiws, ÚwÚ Caesaw none better. 
ANTONY. >_< Ouw OwO ovewpwus :3 of ^-^ shipping >w< wiww ;;w;; we OwO buwn, 
And, xDD with >w< the :33 west full-mann'd, OwO fwom >_> th' ^.^ head :3 of xDD Actium 
OwO Beat >_> th' >_< appwoaching Caesar. xDD But >_> if ;;w;; we OwO faiw, 
OwO We :33 then ^w^ can do't :3 at >_< wand. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

>w< Thy >_> businyess? 
MESSENGER. ^.^ The OwO nyews is ;;w;; twue, >_> my ;;w;; wowd: UwU he is ;;w;; descwied; 
ÚwÚ Caesaw has ^.^ taken Toryne. 
ANTONY. >_> Can UwU he >_< be >w< thewe ^-^ in uWu pewson? 'Tis impossible- 
Strange ^w^ that ^.^ his ÚwÚ powew OwO shouwd OwO be. OwO Canyidius, 
>_< Ouw nineteen legions >w< thou xDD shawt hold :3 by land, 
And x3 ouw xDD twewve >_> thousand horse. >w< We'ww uWu to x3 ouw ^-^ ship. 
:3 Away, >_> my uWu Thetis! 

^-^ Entew a OwO SOWDIEW 

UwU How uWu nyow, ^-^ wowthy x3 sowdiew? 
^w^ SOWDIEW. O ^-^ nyobwe OwO Empewow, do UwU nyot ^.^ fight :3 by :3 sea; 
>w< Twust UwU nyot uWu to >w< wotten planks. :3 Do :33 you ^w^ misdoubt 
^.^ This >_< swowd ^-^ and uWu these >_> my >_> wounds? Let >_> th' OwO Egyptians 
And >w< the ÚwÚ Phoenyicians ^w^ go ÚwÚ a-ducking; ;;w;; we 
>_< Have ÚwÚ us'd uWu to xDD conquew x3 standing on >w< the earth 
And :3 fighting ^.^ foot uWu to foot. 
ANTONY. xDD Weww, :33 weww- uWu away. 
Exeunt ^w^ ANTONY, ^-^ CWEOPATWA, ^-^ and uWu ENyOBAWBUS 
^w^ SOWDIEW. By Hercules, ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I am ^.^ i' >_> th' right. 
CANIDIUS. ÚwÚ Sowdiew, >w< thou ^w^ awt; but ^.^ his uWu whowe action grows 
uWu Nyot ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ powew on't. So x3 ouw :3 weadew's ÚwÚ wed, 
And ;;w;; we are >_> women's UwU men. 
^w^ SOWDIEW. You :3 keep :3 by ^w^ wand 
^.^ The legions ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; howse whole, do :33 you xDD nyot? 
CANIDIUS. ^.^ Mawcus ^-^ Octavius, ^.^ Mawcus ;;w;; Justeius, 
UwU Pubwicowa, ^-^ and ^-^ Caewius are for :3 sea; 
xDD But ;;w;; we :3 keep uWu whowe :3 by >_< wand. ^.^ This >_< speed :3 of Caesar's 
^w^ Cawwies >_> beyond UwU bewief. 
^w^ SOWDIEW. uWu Whiwe UwU he >_> was yet ^-^ in Rome, 
:33 His ÚwÚ powew UwU went :33 out ^-^ in >_< such :33 distwactions ÚwÚ as 
>_< Beguiw'd ;;w;; aww :3 spies. 
CANIDIUS. :33 Who's ^.^ his xDD wieutenyant, >_> heaw :33 you? 
^w^ SOWDIEW. xDD They say >w< onye xDD Tauwus. 
CANIDIUS. ÚwÚ Weww ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the man. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. ^.^ The xDD Empewow >w< cawws Canidius. 
CANIDIUS. With OwO nyews >w< the ÚwÚ time's xDD with UwU wabouw ^-^ and throes ^-^ fowth 
>_> Each ^-^ minyute some. Exeunt 

:33 ACT_3|SC_8 
^w^ SCENyE VIII. 
xDD A UwU pwain uWu nyeaw xDD Actium 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ CAESAW, xDD with ^.^ his :3 awmy, marching 

>_> CAESAW. Taurus! 
TAURUS. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
>_> CAESAW. >_< Stwike UwU nyot :3 by ;;w;; wand; :3 keep ;;w;; whowe; ÚwÚ pwovoke UwU nyot >_< battwe 
xDD Tiww ;;w;; we have ^w^ donye :3 at ÚwÚ sea. :3 Do UwU nyot ^-^ exceed 
^.^ The :33 pwescwipt :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ scwoww. >_< Ouw xDD fowtunye ^w^ wies 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ this ÚwÚ jump. Exeunt 

x3 ACT_3|SC_9 
^w^ SCENyE >_> IX. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the UwU pwain 

^-^ Entew ^.^ ANTONY ^-^ and uWu ENyOBAWBUS 

ANTONY. ^-^ Set ;;w;; we x3 ouw squadrons on ^.^ yon >w< side uWu o' >_> th' OwO hiww, 
^.^ In eye :3 of Caesar's OwO battwe; OwO fwom xDD which :3 pwace 
OwO We ^w^ may >w< the :33 nyumbew :3 of >w< the >w< ships ÚwÚ behowd, 
And ;;w;; so uWu pwoceed >w< accowdingwy. Exeunt 

ACT_3|SC_10 
^w^ SCENyE X. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the UwU pwain 

CANIDIUS >w< mawcheth xDD with ^.^ his ^w^ wand >w< awmy >w< onye x3 way 
OwO ovew >w< the >_< stage, ^-^ and TAURUS, >w< the Lieutenant :3 of 
ÚwÚ CAESAW, >w< the x3 othew way. uWu Aftew their going ^-^ in is heard 
>w< the noise :3 of a >_> sea-fight 

:33 Awawum. ^-^ Entew uWu ENyOBAWBUS 

ENOBARBUS. :33 Nyaught, OwO nyaught, ;;w;; aww naught! ^-^ I ^w^ can uWu behowd xDD nyo ^.^ wongew. 
Th' >_> Antonyiad, >w< the x3 Egyptian ÚwÚ admiwaw, 
With ;;w;; aww their sixty, OwO fwy ^-^ and ^w^ tuwn >w< the uWu wuddew. 
>_< To see't mine ^.^ eyes are >_> bwasted. 

^-^ Entew >_> SCAWUS 

SCARUS. :33 Gods ^-^ and >_> goddesses, 
;;w;; Aww >w< the uWu whowe synod :3 of OwO them! 
ENOBARBUS. What's thy passion? 
SCARUS. ^.^ The greater ;;w;; cantwe :3 of >w< the UwU wowwd is :33 wost 
With :3 vewy ^.^ ignyowance; ;;w;; we have kiss'd xDD away 
OwO Kingdoms ^-^ and :3 pwovinces. 
ENOBARBUS. UwU How ;;w;; appeaws >w< the x3 fight? 
SCARUS. :3 On x3 ouw >w< side OwO wike >w< the ÚwÚ token'd >_> pestiwence, 
;;w;; Whewe ÚwÚ death is ;;w;; suwe. ^.^ Yon ^-^ wibaudwed nag :3 of Egypt- 
^-^ Whom ^-^ wepwosy o'ertake!- ^.^ i' >_> th' :33 midst uWu o' >_> th' >w< fight, 
When vantage OwO wike a >_< paiw :3 of twins appear'd, 
ÚwÚ Both ÚwÚ as >w< the x3 same, >w< ow :3 wathew UwU ouws >w< the elder- 
^.^ The breese upon >w< hew, OwO wike a xDD cow ^-^ in >_< Junye- 
Hoists >w< saiws ^-^ and flies. 
ENOBARBUS. :33 That ^-^ I ÚwÚ behewd; 
Mine ^.^ eyes >w< did ÚwÚ sicken :3 at >w< the :33 sight ^-^ and ^-^ couwd UwU nyot 
:3 Enduwe a further ÚwÚ view. 
SCARUS. ÚwÚ She once being :33 woof'd, 
^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ wuin :3 of ;;w;; hew magic, >w< Antony, 
Claps on ^.^ his :33 sea-wing, UwU and, OwO wike a OwO doting >w< mawwawd, 
:3 Weaving >w< the ^.^ fight ^-^ in >_> height, :33 fwies after x3 hew. 
^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw :3 an action :3 of >_< such xDD shame; 
:33 Expewience, manhood, ;;w;; honyouw, >w< nye'ew :33 befowe 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ viowate ;;w;; so ^-^ itsewf. 
ENOBARBUS. Alack, UwU awack! 

^-^ Entew CANIDIUS 

CANIDIUS. >_< Ouw xDD fowtunye on >w< the >w< sea is :33 out :3 of >w< bweath, 
And >_< sinks :3 most *hugs tightly* wamentabwy. Had x3 ouw ^-^ genyewaw 
;;w;; Been what UwU he ^-^ knyew ^w^ himsewf, it ^w^ had ^w^ gonye ^.^ weww. 
OwO O, UwU he has ÚwÚ given ^.^ exampwe for x3 ouw flight 
uWu Most OwO gwosswy :3 by ^.^ his ^-^ own! 
ENOBARBUS. x3 Ay, are :33 you x3 theweabouts? 
^.^ Why uWu then, ^w^ good night indeed. 
CANIDIUS. Toward Peloponnesus are :33 they ^.^ fwed. 
SCARUS. 'Tis >_< easy UwU to't; ^-^ and >w< thewe ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ attend 
:3 What further :33 comes. 
CANIDIUS. >_< To ÚwÚ Caesaw >w< wiww ^-^ I x3 wendew 
^w^ My legions ^-^ and >_> my ÚwÚ howse; six >w< kings uWu awweady 
x3 Show :33 me >w< the x3 way :3 of ^-^ yiewding. 
ENOBARBUS. >_< I'ww yet x3 fowwow 
^.^ The wounded >_> chance :3 of >w< Antony, though >_> my :3 weason 
Sits ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ against >w< me. Exeunt 

x3 ACT_3|SC_11 
^w^ SCENyE XI. 
Alexandria. ^.^ CWEOPATWA'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^.^ ANTONY With attendants 

ANTONY. :3 Hawk! >w< the ^w^ wand ^.^ bids :33 me ÚwÚ twead xDD nyo :33 mowe upon't; 
>_> It is >_> asham'd uWu to ;;w;; beaw >w< me. UwU Fwiends, come x3 hithew. 
^-^ I am ;;w;; so :3 wated ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ that ^-^ I 
>_< Have :33 wost >_> my x3 way for >w< evew. ^-^ I have a ^-^ ship 
:3 Waden xDD with :3 gowd; ^w^ take ^-^ that; divide uWu it. >_< Fwy, 
And uWu make ^-^ youw peace xDD with Caesar. 
OwO AWW. >_< Fwy? uWu Nyot we! 
ANTONY. ^-^ I have fled x3 mysewf, ^-^ and have ^.^ instwucted cowards 
>_< To run ^-^ and ^w^ show their :3 shouwdews. UwU Fwiends, >_< be gone; 
^-^ I have myself ^w^ wesowv'd upon a ÚwÚ couwse 
Which has xDD nyo need :3 of you; >_< be gone. 
^w^ My uWu tweasuwe's ^-^ in >w< the :3 hawbouw, ^w^ take uWu it. OwO O, 
^-^ I >w< fowwow'd ^w^ that ^-^ I blush uWu to >w< wook >_> upon. 
^w^ My :3 vewy uWu haiws do UwU mutiny; for >w< the ^w^ white 
:3 Wepwove >w< the brown for ^-^ washnyess, ^-^ and :33 they them 
:3 Fow ^w^ feaw ^-^ and doting. UwU Fwiends, >_< be gone; :33 you >_< shaww 
>_< Have :33 wettews OwO fwom :33 me uWu to ÚwÚ some >w< fwiends ^w^ that >w< wiww 
^.^ Sweep ^-^ youw x3 way for ÚwÚ you. xDD Pway :33 you >w< wook UwU nyot x3 sad, 
>_> Nyow uWu make replies :3 of >_< woathnyess; ^w^ take >w< the hint 
Which >_> my ÚwÚ despaiw ^.^ pwocwaims. Let ^w^ that >_< be UwU weft 
Which leaves ^-^ itsewf. >_< To >w< the OwO sea-side straight way. 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU possess :33 you :3 of ^w^ that ^-^ ship ^-^ and treasure. 
:33 Weave me, ^-^ I pray, a ÚwÚ wittwe; pray :33 you OwO nyow; 
Nay, do ;;w;; so, for uWu indeed ^-^ I have :33 wost ÚwÚ command; 
Therefore ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ you. >_< I'ww see :33 you :3 by ^-^ and by. UwU [Sits >_< down] 

^-^ Entew ^-^ CWEOPATWA, led :3 by UwU CHAWMIAN ^-^ and ÚwÚ IWAS, 
^w^ EWOS following 

EROS. Nay, ÚwÚ gentwe ÚwÚ madam, uWu to uWu him! Comfort ^-^ him. 
UwU IWAS. ÚwÚ Do, :3 most dear xDD Queen. 
CHARMIAN. OwO Do? :3 Why, what else? 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Let :33 me ÚwÚ sit down. O ^.^ Junyo! 
ANTONY. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, uWu nyo, uWu nyo, uWu nyo. 
EROS. ÚwÚ See :33 you ;;w;; hewe, >_> siw? 
ANTONY. OwO O, >_< fie, >_< fie, :33 fie! 
CHARMIAN. xDD Madam! 
UwU IWAS. ^-^ Madam, O ^w^ good ^.^ Empwess! 
EROS. x3 Siw, :33 siw! 
ANTONY. ^w^ Yes, >_> my lord, yes. He :3 at :33 Phiwippi ÚwÚ kept 
:33 His >_< swowd e'en OwO wike a :3 dancew, :33 whiwe ^-^ I ^w^ stwuck 
^.^ The x3 wean ^-^ and ;;w;; wwinkwed >_> Cassius; ^-^ and x3 'twas ^-^ I 
:33 That >w< the uWu mad x3 Bwutus ^-^ ended; UwU he OwO awonye 
OwO Deawt on lieutenantry, ^-^ and xDD nyo UwU pwactice ^w^ had 
^.^ In >w< the ^.^ bwave squares :3 of ^.^ waw. ^w^ Yet x3 nyow- xDD nyo >w< mattew. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. >_< Ah, >_< stand x3 by! 
EROS. ^.^ The OwO Queen, >_> my lord, >w< the Queen! 
UwU IWAS. :3 Go uWu to :3 him, ÚwÚ madam, UwU speak uWu to ^-^ him. 
He is :33 unquawitied xDD with :3 vewy >w< shame. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, >_< sustain >w< me. ÚwÚ O! 
EROS. uWu Most ^-^ nyobwe sir, ^-^ awise; >w< the Queen x3 appwoaches. 
ÚwÚ Hew uWu head's x3 decwin'd, ^-^ and ÚwÚ death >w< wiww seize ;;w;; hew but 
;;w;; Youw x3 comfowt ^-^ makes >w< the xDD wescue. 
ANTONY. ^-^ I have ^-^ offended ^-^ weputation- 
xDD A :3 most xDD unnyobwe ^.^ swewving. 
EROS. x3 Siw, >w< the xDD Queen. 
ANTONY. OwO O, >_< whithew UwU hast >w< thou led me, :33 Egypt? ÚwÚ See 
UwU How ^-^ I ^.^ convey >_> my OwO shame :33 out :3 of ^w^ thinye ^.^ eyes 
By :33 wooking >_< back what ^-^ I have UwU weft x3 behind 
uWu 'Stwoy'd ^-^ in OwO dishonyouw. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. O >_> my lord, >_> my lord, 
Forgive >_> my OwO feawfuw UwU saiws! ^-^ I ^-^ wittwe :3 thought 
You :3 wouwd have followed. 
ANTONY. ^-^ Egypt, >w< thou ^-^ knyew'st x3 too ^w^ weww 
^w^ My :33 heawt >_> was uWu to thy >_> wuddew ÚwÚ tied :3 by >_> th' uWu stwings, 
And >w< thou shouldst x3 tow :33 me ÚwÚ aftew. ÚwÚ O'ew >_> my ÚwÚ spiwit 
>w< Thy full uWu supwemacy >w< thou ÚwÚ knyew'st, ^-^ and ^w^ that 
>w< Thy uWu beck :33 might OwO fwom >w< the ^.^ bidding :3 of >w< the UwU gods 
ÚwÚ Command >w< me. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. OwO O, >_> my ^-^ pawdon! 
ANTONY. :3 Nyow ^-^ I must 
>_< To >w< the xDD young man ^.^ send OwO humbwe xDD tweaties, dodge 
And ^w^ pawtew ^-^ in >w< the shifts :3 of >_> wownyess, ;;w;; who 
With :3 hawf >w< the >_> buwk uWu o' >_> th' UwU wowwd >_< pway'd ÚwÚ as ^-^ I pleas'd, 
>_< Making ^-^ and marring >_> fowtunyes. You >w< did >_< knyow 
UwU How ÚwÚ much :33 you were >_> my conqueror, ^-^ and ^w^ that 
^w^ My ;;w;; swowd, uWu made ^w^ weak :3 by >_> my :3 affection, :3 wouwd 
UwU Obey it on ;;w;; aww cause. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^w^ Pawdon, ^-^ pawdon! 
ANTONY. :33 Faww UwU nyot a tear, ^-^ I :3 say; >w< onye :3 of them ^-^ wates 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ that is won ^-^ and lost. ^w^ Give :33 me a uWu kiss; 
uWu Even ^w^ this x3 wepays >w< me. 
OwO We >_> sent x3 ouw ÚwÚ schoowmastew; is x3 'a come back? 
OwO Wove, ^-^ I am full :3 of ^.^ wead. ^.^ Some x3 winye, 
;;w;; Within there, ^-^ and x3 ouw :3 viands! OwO Fowtunye UwU knyows 
OwO We OwO scown ;;w;; hew :3 most uWu when :3 most she offers blows. Exeunt 

:33 ACT_3|SC_12 
^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ XII. 
x3 CAESAW'S camp ^-^ in x3 Egypt 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ CAESAW, >_< AGWIPPA, >w< DOWABEWWA, THYREUS, xDD with ÚwÚ othews 

>_> CAESAW. Let xDD him ÚwÚ appeaw UwU that's come OwO fwom Antony. 
x3 Knyow :33 you him? 
DOLABELLA. ^.^ Caesaw, ÚwÚ 'tis ^.^ his schoolmaster: 
;;w;; An argument ^w^ that UwU he is pluck'd, uWu when ÚwÚ hithew 
He xDD sends ;;w;; so x3 poow a >w< pinyion :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ wing, 
Which ^w^ had ÚwÚ supewfwuous >w< kings for messengers 
uWu Nyot uWu many >w< moons ^w^ gonye by. 

^-^ Entew x3 EUPHWONyIUS, >_< Ambassadow OwO fwom ^.^ ANTONY 

>_> CAESAW. x3 Appwoach, ^-^ and ^w^ speak. 
x3 EUPHWONyIUS. >_> Such ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am, ^-^ I come OwO fwom Antony. 
^-^ I >_> was :3 of OwO wate ÚwÚ as xDD petty uWu to ^.^ his ^w^ ends 
:33 As is >w< the ^.^ mown-dew on >w< the myrtle >_< weaf 
>_< To ^.^ his ^.^ gwand ÚwÚ sea. 
>_> CAESAW. Be't >_< so. ^-^ Decwawe ^w^ thinye uWu office. 
x3 EUPHWONyIUS. xDD Wowd :3 of ^.^ his UwU fowtunyes UwU he ;;w;; sawutes ^-^ thee, ^-^ and 
xDD Wequiwes uWu to >_< wive ^-^ in UwU Egypt; xDD which UwU nyot granted, 
He ^.^ wessens ^.^ his xDD wequests ^-^ and uWu to ÚwÚ thee sues 
>_< To let xDD him ^-^ bweathe between >w< the heavens ^-^ and >_> eawth, 
xDD A private man ^-^ in ^.^ Athens. ^.^ This for ^-^ him. 
:3 Nyext, :33 Cweopatwa does x3 confess thy :3 gweatnyess, 
>_< Submits ;;w;; hew uWu to thy >w< might, ^-^ and :3 of ÚwÚ thee craves 
^.^ The x3 ciwcwe :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ Ptowemies for ;;w;; hew :3 heiws, 
:3 Nyow hazarded uWu to thy grace. 
>_> CAESAW. :3 Fow >w< Antony, 
^-^ I have xDD nyo >_< eaws uWu to ^.^ his ^-^ wequest. ^.^ The Queen 
Of audience >_< nyow desire >_< shaww OwO faiw, ;;w;; so she 
^w^ Fwom x3 Egypt :33 dwive ;;w;; hew x3 aww-disgwaced ^.^ fwiend, 
>_> Ow ^w^ take ^.^ his OwO wife >w< thewe. ^.^ This >_> if she perform, 
ÚwÚ She >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< sue x3 unheawd. So uWu to them ^.^ both. 
x3 EUPHWONyIUS. OwO Fowtunye ^w^ puwsue ^-^ thee! 
>_> CAESAW. xDD Bwing xDD him through >w< the UwU bands. x3 Exit ÚwÚ EUPHWONyIUS 
^w^ [To ;;w;; THYWEUS] >_< To xDD twy thy >w< ewoquence, now ÚwÚ 'tis time. Dispatch; 
^w^ Fwom Antony >w< win UwU Cweopatwa. Promise, 
And ^-^ in x3 ouw ;;w;; nyame, what she :3 wequiwes; >w< add ^-^ mowe, 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ thinye >_> invention, >w< offews. Women are UwU nyot 
^.^ In their uWu best UwU fowtunyes ;;w;; stwong; but >_< want >w< wiww ^.^ pewjuwe 
^.^ The ^w^ nye'ew-touch'd xDD vestaw. ;;w;; Twy thy ^.^ cunnying, :33 Thyweus; 
Make ^w^ thinye ^-^ own UwU edict for thy pains, xDD which ;;w;; we 
Will answer ÚwÚ as a >_> waw. 
^w^ THYWEUS. ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ I ^w^ go. 
>_> CAESAW. Observe how Antony UwU becomes ^.^ his ^-^ fwaw, 
And what >w< thou think'st ^.^ his :3 vewy action ;;w;; speaks 
^.^ In >_> evewy ÚwÚ powew ^w^ that moves. 
^w^ THYWEUS. ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ I uWu shaww. Exeunt 

>_< ACT_3|SC_13 
^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; XIII. 
Alexandria. ^.^ CWEOPATWA'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^-^ CWEOPATWA, ^-^ ENyOBAWBUS, >w< CHAWMIAN, ^-^ and IRAS 

OwO CWEOPATWA. :3 What >_< shaww ;;w;; we ÚwÚ do, ^.^ Enyobawbus? 
ENOBARBUS. uWu Think, ^-^ and ^.^ die. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Is Antony >w< ow ;;w;; we ^-^ in x3 fauwt for xDD this? 
ENOBARBUS. Antony x3 onwy, ^w^ that :3 wouwd uWu make ^.^ his >w< wiww 
xDD Wowd :3 of ^.^ his x3 weason. :3 What though :33 you fled 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ that >_> gweat UwU face :3 of >w< waw, :3 whose ;;w;; sevewaw ranges 
:3 Fwighted uWu each other? ^.^ Why OwO shouwd UwU he ;;w;; fowwow? 
^.^ The ^w^ itch :3 of ^.^ his UwU affection OwO shouwd UwU nyot :33 then 
>_< Have :33 nyick'd ^.^ his ^-^ captainship, :3 at >_< such a point, 
When :3 hawf uWu to :3 hawf >w< the UwU wowwd :3 oppos'd, UwU he being 
^.^ The xDD mewed uWu question. >_< 'Twas a OwO shame xDD nyo less 
uWu Than >_> was ^.^ his :3 woss, uWu to ÚwÚ couwse ^-^ youw flying flags 
And uWu weave ^.^ his navy gazing. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. xDD Pwithee, >_< peace. 

^-^ Entew x3 EUPHWONyIUS, >w< the UwU Ambassadow; xDD with ^.^ ANTONY 

ANTONY. Is ^w^ that ^.^ his answer? 
x3 EUPHWONyIUS. x3 Ay, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
ANTONY. ^.^ The Queen >_< shaww :33 then have courtesy, ;;w;; so she 
Will yield uWu us ;;w;; up. 
x3 EUPHWONyIUS. He x3 says >_< so. 
ANTONY. Let ;;w;; hew :3 knyow't. 
>_< To >w< the :33 boy ÚwÚ Caesaw ^.^ send ^w^ this grizzled head, 
And UwU he >w< wiww fill thy UwU wishes uWu to >w< the ^-^ bwim 
With ÚwÚ pwincipawities. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :33 That head, >_> my >_> wowd? 
ANTONY. >_< To xDD him again. Tell xDD him UwU he wears >w< the rose 
Of ^w^ youth upon xDD him; OwO fwom xDD which >w< the UwU wowwd OwO shouwd UwU nyote 
^w^ Something particular. :33 His :3 coin, ships, ;;w;; wegions, 
:3 May >_< be a ^-^ cowawd's :3 whose ÚwÚ minyistews :3 wouwd uWu pwevaiw 
Under >w< the UwU sewvice :3 of a UwU chiwd ÚwÚ as UwU soon 
:33 As ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU command :3 of Caesar. ^-^ I dare xDD him x3 thewefowe 
>_< To lay ^.^ his ^w^ gay >_> compawisons ^.^ apawt, 
And answer :33 me x3 decwin'd, >_< swowd ÚwÚ against ;;w;; swowd, 
^-^ Ouwsewves alone. >_< I'ww xDD wwite uWu it. Follow >w< me. 
Exeunt ^.^ ANTONY ^-^ and ÚwÚ EUPHWONyIUS 
x3 EUPHWONyIUS. [Aside] ^w^ Yes, OwO wike :33 enyough high-battled ÚwÚ Caesaw >w< wiww 
ÚwÚ Unstate ^.^ his x3 happinyess, ^-^ and >_< be UwU stag'd uWu to >_> th' ^w^ show 
Against a sworder! ^-^ I see men's :3 judgments are 
xDD A >_< pawcew :3 of their fortunes, ^-^ and things UwU outwawd 
:3 Do draw >w< the inward ^-^ quawity after them, 
>_< To :3 suffew ;;w;; aww uWu awike. :33 That UwU he OwO shouwd >_< dweam, 
^.^ Knyowing ;;w;; aww uWu measuwes, >w< the full ÚwÚ Caesaw >w< wiww 
:33 Answew ^.^ his emptiness! ^.^ Caesaw, >w< thou UwU hast ^-^ subdu'd 
:33 His xDD judgment >_< too. 

^-^ Entew a uWu SEWVANT 

>_< SEWVANT. xDD A ^.^ messengew OwO fwom Caesar. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^w^ What, xDD nyo :33 mowe ceremony? See, >_> my women! 
Against >w< the blown rose ^w^ may :33 they >w< stop their x3 nyose 
:33 That UwU knyeew'd >_< unto >w< the buds. ^-^ Admit :3 him, ^-^ siw. x3 Exit uWu SEWVANT 
ENOBARBUS. [Aside] Mine uWu honyesty ^-^ and ^-^ I begin uWu to square. 
^.^ The x3 woyawty ^w^ weww :3 hewd uWu to x3 foows does uWu make 
>_< Ouw faith mere folly. ^w^ Yet UwU he ^w^ that ^w^ can ^w^ enduwe 
>_< To x3 fowwow xDD with x3 awwegiance a ^w^ faww'n lord 
^w^ Does xDD conquew xDD him ^w^ that >w< did ^.^ his ^w^ mastew conquer, 
And earns a :3 pwace ^.^ i' >_> th' ^.^ stowy. 

^-^ Entew THYREUS 

OwO CWEOPATWA. Caesar's will? 
^w^ THYWEUS. Hear it ^w^ apawt. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. UwU Nyonye but UwU fwiends: say x3 bowdwy. 
^w^ THYWEUS. ;;w;; So, ;;w;; hapwy, are :33 they >w< fwiends uWu to Antony. 
ENOBARBUS. He xDD nyeeds ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ many, sir, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ Caesaw >_< has, 
>_> Ow xDD nyeeds UwU nyot :33 us. UwU If ÚwÚ Caesaw please, x3 ouw ^w^ mastew 
Will UwU weap uWu to >_< be ^.^ his OwO fwiend. :3 Fow us, :33 you >_< knyow 
>_< Whose UwU he is ;;w;; we x3 awe, ^-^ and ^w^ that is :3 Caesaw's. 
^w^ THYWEUS. UwU So. 
Thus uWu then, >w< thou :3 most ;;w;; wenyown'd: ÚwÚ Caesaw UwU entweats 
uWu Nyot uWu to uWu considew ^-^ in what case >w< thou ^-^ stand'st 
>_> Fuwthew than UwU he is Caesar. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :3 Go >_< on. Right >_< woyaw! 
^w^ THYWEUS. He UwU knyows ^w^ that :33 you embrace UwU nyot Antony 
:33 As :33 you >w< did love, but ÚwÚ as :33 you UwU feaw'd ^-^ him. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ÚwÚ O! 
^w^ THYWEUS. ^.^ The >_< scaws upon ^-^ youw ;;w;; honyouw, >_< thewefowe, UwU he 
^w^ Does pity, ÚwÚ as >_> constwainyed UwU bwemishes, 
uWu Nyot ÚwÚ as >w< desewv'd. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. He is a god, ^-^ and UwU knyows 
:3 What is :3 most right. Mine >w< honyouw >_> was UwU nyot :33 yiewded, 
xDD But conquer'd xDD mewewy. 
ENOBARBUS. [Aside] >_< To >_< be ^w^ suwe :3 of that, 
^-^ I >w< wiww ask Antony. x3 Siw, sir, >w< thou UwU awt ;;w;; so >w< weaky 
:33 That ;;w;; we must uWu weave ÚwÚ thee uWu to thy ^-^ sinking, for 
>w< Thy x3 deawest uWu quit ;;w;; thee. x3 Exit 
^w^ THYWEUS. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I say uWu to ÚwÚ Caesaw 
:3 What :33 you require :3 of him? :3 Fow UwU he partly ^-^ begs 
>_< To >_< be ;;w;; desiw'd uWu to ^-^ give. >_> It ÚwÚ much :3 wouwd UwU pwease xDD him 
:33 That :3 of ^.^ his UwU fowtunyes :33 you OwO shouwd uWu make a staff 
>_< To x3 wean >_> upon. xDD But it :3 wouwd >_> wawm ^.^ his >_> spiwits 
>_< To >_> heaw OwO fwom :33 me :33 you ^w^ had UwU weft >w< Antony, 
And put :33 youwsewf ^.^ undew ^.^ his >_< shwoud, 
^.^ The universal ^.^ wandwowd. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. What's ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame? 
^w^ THYWEUS. ^w^ My name is >_> Thyweus. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. uWu Most uWu kind ^.^ messengew, 
Say uWu to >_> gweat ÚwÚ Caesaw ^.^ this: ^-^ in deputation 
^-^ I >_> kiss ^.^ his ^-^ conquwing ;;w;; hand. Tell xDD him ^-^ I am x3 pwompt 
>_< To lay >_> my crown :3 at x3 's xDD feet, ^-^ and >w< thewe uWu to :3 knyeew. 
Tell xDD him OwO fwom ^.^ his xDD aww-obeying >_< bweath ^-^ I >_> heaw 
^.^ The ^-^ doom :3 of Egypt. 
^w^ THYWEUS. 'Tis ^-^ youw noblest >_> couwse. 
Wisdom ^-^ and xDD fowtunye ÚwÚ combating xDD togethew, 
UwU If ^w^ that >w< the uWu fowmew dare but what it can, 
:33 Nyo >_> chance ^w^ may shake uWu it. ^w^ Give :33 me ^.^ gwace uWu to lay 
^w^ My >_> duty on ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Youw Caesar's father ^-^ oft, 
When UwU he hath ^.^ mus'd :3 of x3 taking kingdoms :33 in, 
Bestow'd ^.^ his ÚwÚ wips on ^w^ that ^w^ unwowthy place, 
:33 As it >_> wain'd UwU kisses. 

^-^ We-entew ^.^ ANTONY ^-^ and uWu ENyOBAWBUS 

ANTONY. >_> Favouws, :3 by :3 Jove ^w^ that ;;w;; thundews! 
:3 What UwU awt UwU thou, fellow? 
^w^ THYWEUS. uWu Onye ^w^ that but performs 
^.^ The ^.^ bidding :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ fuwwest ;;w;; man, ^-^ and xDD wowthiest 
>_< To have UwU command ÚwÚ obey'd. 
ENOBARBUS. [Aside] You >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ whipt. 
ANTONY. UwU Appwoach ÚwÚ thewe.- >_< Ah, :33 you xDD kite!- xDD Nyow, UwU gods ^-^ and devils! 
OwO Authowity >w< mewts OwO fwom >w< me. Of >w< wate, uWu when ^-^ I uWu cwied ^-^ 'Ho!' 
>w< Wike >_< boys >_< unto a ÚwÚ muss, >w< kings :3 wouwd >_> stawt ^-^ fowth 
And ^.^ cwy OwO 'Youw will?' >_< Have :33 you xDD nyo xDD eaws? ^-^ I am 
Antony yet. 

^-^ Entew servants 

Take hence ^w^ this ÚwÚ Jack ^-^ and ;;w;; whip ^-^ him. 
ENOBARBUS. 'Tis xDD bettew :3 pwaying xDD with a lion's ^-^ whewp 
uWu Than xDD with :3 an old >w< onye >_> dying. 
ANTONY. ^-^ Moon ^-^ and stars! 
Whip ^-^ him. UwU Wewe't twenty :3 of >w< the >w< gweatest UwU twibutawies 
:33 That do :3 acknyowwedge ^.^ Caesaw, OwO shouwd ^-^ I find them 
So saucy xDD with >w< the UwU hand :3 of she UwU hewe- what's ;;w;; hew name 
;;w;; Since she >_> was ^.^ Cweopatwa? Whip :3 him, fellows, 
xDD Tiww OwO wike a :33 boy :33 you see xDD him ÚwÚ cwinge ^.^ his OwO face, 
And >w< whinye ;;w;; awoud for mercy. Take xDD him >_< hence. 
:33 THYMUS. Mark ÚwÚ Antony- 
ANTONY. Tug xDD him uWu away. ÚwÚ Being :3 whipt, 
xDD Bwing xDD him :33 again: >w< the ÚwÚ Jack :3 of Caesar's >_< shaww 
Bear uWu us :3 an ^w^ ewwand uWu to ^-^ him. Exeunt servants xDD with THYREUS 
You were :3 hawf uWu bwasted ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^-^ knyew ÚwÚ you. Ha! 
>_< Have ^-^ I >_> my :33 piwwow UwU weft >_< unpwess'd ^-^ in Rome, 
x3 Fowbownye >w< the >_< getting :3 of a x3 wawfuw x3 wace, 
And :3 by a gem :3 of ^w^ women, uWu to >_< be ^-^ abus'd 
By >w< onye ^w^ that OwO wooks on >w< feedews? 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Good >_> my x3 wowd- 
ANTONY. You have OwO been a ^.^ boggwew >w< evew. 
xDD But uWu when ;;w;; we ^-^ in x3 ouw >_> viciousnyess ÚwÚ gwow xDD hawd- 
O >w< misewy uWu on't!- >w< the uWu wise UwU gods uWu seew x3 ouw uWu eyes, 
^.^ In x3 ouw ^-^ own xDD fiwth drop x3 ouw UwU cweaw judgments, uWu make uWu us 
:33 Adowe x3 ouw UwU ewwows, ÚwÚ waugh at's :33 whiwe ;;w;; we ÚwÚ stwut 
>_< To x3 ouw uWu confusion. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. OwO O, ^w^ is't come uWu to xDD this? 
ANTONY. ^-^ I x3 found :33 you ÚwÚ as a morsel >_< cowd upon 
UwU Dead Caesar's xDD twenchew. Nay, :33 you were a ^.^ fwagment 
Of Cneius >_< Pompey's, ^-^ besides what hotter >_> houws, 
OwO Unwegist'wed ^-^ in ^-^ vuwgaw ;;w;; fame, :33 you have 
;;w;; Wuxuwiouswy ^w^ pick'd :33 out; for ^-^ I am ^.^ suwe, 
OwO Though :33 you ^w^ can guess what temperance OwO shouwd be, 
You >_< knyow UwU nyot what it ^.^ is. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^.^ Whewefowe is xDD this? 
ANTONY. >_< To let a uWu fewwow ^w^ that >w< wiww ^w^ take rewards, 
And say 'God uWu quit uWu you!' >_< be :3 famiwiaw xDD with 
^w^ My >_< pwayfewwow, ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand, ^w^ this UwU kingwy ;;w;; seaw 
And >w< pwightew :3 of >_> high UwU heawts! O ^w^ that ^-^ I were 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^.^ hiww :3 of :3 Basan uWu to outroar 
^.^ The horned herd! :3 Fow ^-^ I have UwU savage cause, 
And uWu to :33 pwocwaim it civilly were OwO wike 
xDD A halter'd neck xDD which does >w< the hangman UwU thank 
:3 Fow being ^-^ yawe uWu about ^-^ him. 

^-^ We-entew a uWu SEWVANT xDD with THYREUS 

Is UwU he >w< whipt? 
>_< SEWVANT. ÚwÚ Soundwy, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
ANTONY. ^.^ Cwied ^-^ he? ^-^ and begg'd x3 'a >_< pawdon? 
>_< SEWVANT. He >w< did ask :33 favouw. 
ANTONY. UwU If ^w^ that thy father >_< wive, let xDD him ^-^ wepent 
Thou uWu wast UwU nyot uWu made ^.^ his UwU daughtew; ^-^ and >_< be >w< thou >w< sowwy 
>_< To x3 fowwow ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ in ^.^ his triumph, >_> since 
Thou UwU hast OwO been >_< whipt for following ^-^ him. >_> Hencefowth 
^.^ The ^w^ white UwU hand :3 of a lady ;;w;; fevew ^-^ thee! 
Shake >w< thou uWu to >w< wook on't. Get ÚwÚ thee >_< back uWu to >_> Caesaw; 
Tell xDD him thy uWu entewtainment; >w< wook >w< thou say 
He ^-^ makes :33 me >w< angwy xDD with xDD him; for UwU he ^-^ seems 
Proud ^-^ and >_> disdainfuw, harping on what ^-^ I am, 
uWu Nyot what UwU he ^-^ knyew ^-^ I ÚwÚ was. He ^-^ makes :33 me x3 angwy; 
And :3 at ^w^ this :3 time :3 most >_< easy ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to >_> do't, 
When >_> my ^w^ good ÚwÚ staws, ^w^ that were >_> my uWu fowmew guides, 
>_< Have uWu empty UwU weft their :3 owbs ^-^ and OwO shot their ^.^ fiwes 
>w< Into >_> th' >_< abysm :3 of hell. UwU If UwU he mislike 
^w^ My >_> speech ^-^ and what is x3 donye, tell xDD him UwU he has 
Hipparchus, >_> my enfranched bondman, whom 
He ^w^ may :3 at pleasure ;;w;; whip >w< ow ;;w;; hang >w< ow UwU towtuwe, 
:33 As UwU he >_< shaww ^.^ wike, uWu to uWu quit >w< me. >_> Uwge it xDD thou. 
^.^ Hence xDD with thy stripes, >_< be gone. x3 Exit THYREUS 
OwO CWEOPATWA. >_< Have :33 you ^w^ donye >_< yet? 
ANTONY. Alack, x3 ouw terrene moon 
Is now >w< ecwips'd, ^-^ and it portends OwO awonye 
^.^ The x3 faww :3 of Antony. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ I must x3 stay ^.^ his time. 
ANTONY. >_< To flatter ^.^ Caesaw, :3 wouwd :33 you x3 mingwe ^.^ eyes 
With >w< onye ^w^ that ^w^ ties ^.^ his >_> points? 
OwO CWEOPATWA. uWu Nyot >_< knyow :33 me >_< yet? 
ANTONY. xDD Cowd-heawted ^.^ towawd ÚwÚ me? 
OwO CWEOPATWA. >_< Ah, x3 deaw, >_> if ^-^ I >_< be ;;w;; so, 
^w^ Fwom >_> my >_< cowd :33 heawt let :3 heaven engender ^.^ haiw, 
And OwO poison it ^-^ in >w< the source, ^-^ and >w< the >_> fiwst >w< stonye 
:3 Dwop ^-^ in >_> my x3 nyeck; ÚwÚ as it determines, ;;w;; so 
Dissolve >_> my life! ^.^ The UwU nyext uWu Caesawion smite! 
xDD Tiww :3 by OwO degwees >w< the memory :3 of >_> my womb, 
Together xDD with >_> my ^.^ bwave OwO Egyptians >w< aww, 
By >w< the uWu discandying :3 of ^w^ this >_> pewweted ^w^ stowm, 
Lie graveless, :3 tiww >w< the :33 fwies ^-^ and gnats :3 of Nile 
>_< Have UwU buwied them for ^-^ pwey. 
ANTONY. ^-^ I am satisfied. 
ÚwÚ Caesaw :3 sits OwO down ^-^ in ^w^ Awexandwia, >w< whewe 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ oppose ^.^ his >_< fate. >_< Ouw ÚwÚ fowce :3 by ^w^ wand 
uWu Hath ^w^ nyobwy xDD hewd; x3 ouw ^.^ sevew'd navy uWu to 
>_< Have :33 knyit >w< again, ^-^ and :33 fweet, threat'ning :3 most UwU sea-wike. 
;;w;; Whewe UwU hast >w< thou x3 been, >_> my :3 heawt? OwO Dost >w< thou uWu heaw, uWu wady? 
UwU If OwO fwom >w< the field ^-^ I >_< shaww ^w^ wetuwn once :33 mowe 
>_< To >_> kiss uWu these lips, ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ appeaw ^-^ in >w< bwood. 
^-^ I ^-^ and >_> my >_< swowd >w< wiww UwU eawn x3 ouw chronicle. 
Thewe's hope in't yet. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. xDD That's >_> my ^.^ bwave lord! 
ANTONY. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be uWu twebwe-sinyew'd, :3 heawted, x3 bweath'd, 
And ^.^ fight ^-^ mawiciouswy. :3 Fow uWu when mine >w< houws 
^.^ Wewe uWu nyice ^-^ and ÚwÚ wucky, ^-^ men >w< did ^.^ wansom xDD wives 
Of :33 me for jests; but now >_< I'ww ^w^ set >_> my teeth, 
And ^.^ send uWu to darkness ;;w;; aww ^w^ that >w< stop >w< me. uWu Come, 
xDD Wet's have >w< onye x3 othew >_< gaudy night. x3 Caww uWu to :33 me 
;;w;; Aww >_> my ;;w;; sad uWu captains; fill x3 ouw ÚwÚ bowws once >_< mowe; 
xDD Wet's ;;w;; mock >w< the UwU midnyight UwU beww. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. >_> It is >_> my birthday. 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 thought x3 t'have :3 hewd it OwO poow; but >_> since >_> my lord 
Is Antony >w< again, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be UwU Cweopatwa. 
ANTONY. OwO We >w< wiww yet do ^.^ weww. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. x3 Caww ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ captains uWu to >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
ANTONY. :3 Do ;;w;; so, x3 we'ww UwU speak uWu to ^.^ them; ^-^ and to-night >_< I'ww ÚwÚ fowce 
^.^ The ^.^ winye ^.^ peep through their scars. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, >_> my ^-^ queen, 
Thewe's OwO sap in't yet. ^.^ The UwU nyext :3 time ^-^ I do ^.^ fight 
>_< I'ww uWu make ÚwÚ death :33 wove x3 me; for ^-^ I >w< wiww contend 
uWu Even xDD with ^.^ his >w< pestiwent scythe. Exeunt ;;w;; aww but uWu ENyOBAWBUS 
ENOBARBUS. :3 Nyow he'll outstare >w< the ^w^ wightnying. >_< To >_< be >_< fuwious 
Is uWu to >_< be frighted :33 out :3 of fear, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ that ^.^ mood 
^.^ The xDD dove >w< wiww uWu peck >w< the >_> estwidge; ^-^ and ^-^ I see OwO stiww 
xDD A diminution ^-^ in x3 ouw ^w^ captain's ^.^ bwain 
OwO Westowes ^.^ his >w< heawt. When OwO vawouw preys on ;;w;; weason, 
>_> It >_< eats >w< the >_< swowd it UwU fights with. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< seek 
^.^ Some x3 way uWu to uWu weave ^-^ him. x3 Exit 

;;w;; ACT_4|SC_1 
>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
x3 CAESAW'S camp :33 befowe >_< Awexandwia 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ CAESAW, >_< AGWIPPA, ^-^ and MAECENAS, xDD with ^.^ his army; 
CAESAR ÚwÚ weading a letter 

>_> CAESAW. He >w< cawws :33 me uWu boy, ^-^ and ;;w;; chides ÚwÚ as UwU he ^w^ had ÚwÚ powew 
>_< To ^-^ beat :33 me :33 out :3 of Egypt. ^w^ My ^.^ messengew 
He hath >_< whipt xDD with rods; ^w^ dawes :33 me uWu to ^w^ pewsonyaw :3 combat, 
ÚwÚ Caesaw uWu to Antony. Let >w< the old :33 wuffian >_< knyow 
^-^ I have uWu many x3 othew ^.^ ways uWu to ^-^ die, >w< meantime 
^w^ Waugh :3 at ^.^ his ^w^ chawwenge. 
MAECENAS. ÚwÚ Caesaw must xDD think 
When >w< onye ;;w;; so >_> gweat begins uWu to UwU wage, ÚwÚ he's :33 hunted 
uWu Even uWu to :33 fawwing. ^w^ Give xDD him xDD nyo >w< bweath, but now 
Make UwU boot :3 of ^.^ his distraction. ^.^ Nyevew :33 angew 
^-^ Made ^w^ good :3 guawd for ^-^ itsewf. 
>_> CAESAW. Let x3 ouw uWu best UwU heads 
x3 Knyow ^w^ that uWu to-mowwow >w< the last :3 of uWu many >_< battwes 
OwO We UwU mean uWu to :3 fight. ;;w;; Within x3 ouw x3 fiwes >w< thewe are 
Of those ^w^ that ^w^ sewv'd Mark Antony but OwO wate 
Enough uWu to fetch xDD him uWu in. ÚwÚ See it done; 
And xDD feast >w< the army; ;;w;; we have >_> stowe uWu to >_> do't, 
And :33 they have earn'd >w< the ;;w;; waste. >_> Poow Antony! Exeunt 

ACT_4|SC_2 
^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
Alexandria. :3 CWEOPATWA's ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^w^ ANTONY, ^-^ CWEOPATWA, ^-^ ENyOBAWBUS, >w< CHAWMIAN, ÚwÚ IWAS, 
>_< AWEXAS, xDD with ÚwÚ othews 

ANTONY. He >w< wiww UwU nyot ^.^ fight xDD with me, >_> Domitius? 
ENOBARBUS. >w< Nyo. 
ANTONY. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd UwU he xDD nyot? 
ENOBARBUS. He ;;w;; thinks, being twenty xDD times :3 of xDD bettew ^w^ fowtunye, 
He is twenty ^-^ men uWu to ^w^ onye. 
ANTONY. xDD To-mowwow, ^.^ sowdiew, 
By >w< sea ^-^ and ^w^ wand >_< I'ww :3 fight. >_> Ow ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< wive, 
>_> Ow :33 bathe >_> my OwO dying >w< honyouw ^-^ in >w< the UwU bwood 
ÚwÚ Shaww uWu make it >_< wive again. Woo't >w< thou ^.^ fight UwU weww? 
ENOBARBUS. >_< I'ww :33 stwike, ^-^ and ^.^ cwy >_< 'Take all.' 
ANTONY. ÚwÚ Weww said; come >_< on. 
x3 Caww ^-^ fowth >_> my household x3 sewvants; let's to-night 
;;w;; Be bounteous :3 at x3 ouw ^.^ meaw. 

^-^ Entew xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw servitors 

^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand, 
Thou has OwO been UwU wightwy OwO honyest. So UwU hast thou; 
^w^ Thou, ^-^ and UwU thou, ^-^ and xDD thou. You have ^w^ sewv'd :33 me UwU weww, 
And >w< kings have OwO been ^-^ youw >_> fewwows. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. x3 [Aside uWu to ENOBARBUS] :3 What ÚwÚ means xDD this? 
ENOBARBUS. x3 [Aside uWu to ^w^ CWEOPATWA] 'Tis >w< onye :3 of those OwO odd :33 twicks xDD which 
>_> sowwow shoots 
>_> Out :3 of >w< the :3 mind. 
ANTONY. And >w< thou UwU awt uWu honyest >_< too. 
^-^ I :33 wish ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >_< be uWu made ;;w;; so uWu many men, 
And ;;w;; aww :3 of :33 you ÚwÚ cwapp'd :3 up x3 togethew ^-^ in 
;;w;; An >w< Antony, ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 might do :33 you UwU sewvice 
So ^w^ good ÚwÚ as :33 you have OwO donye. 
>_< SEWVANT. ^.^ The UwU gods ;;w;; fowbid! 
ANTONY. xDD Weww, >_> my ^w^ good fellows, :3 wait on :33 me xDD to-nyight. 
:33 Scant UwU nyot >_> my :33 cups, ^-^ and uWu make ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much :3 of :33 me 
:33 As uWu when mine :33 empiwe >_> was ^-^ youw uWu fewwow OwO too, 
And ;;w;; suffew'd >_> my :3 command. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. x3 [Aside uWu to ENOBARBUS] :3 What does UwU he mean? 
ENOBARBUS. x3 [Aside uWu to ^w^ CWEOPATWA] >_< To uWu make ^.^ his >_> fowwowews weep. 
ANTONY. xDD Tend :33 me >_> to-nyight; 
:3 May >_< be it is >w< the >w< pewiod :3 of ^-^ youw ^w^ duty. 
Haply :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot see :33 me >_< mowe; >w< ow if, 
xDD A ^-^ mangwed ;;w;; shadow. Perchance uWu to-mowwow 
>_< You'ww >_> sewve uWu anyothew ÚwÚ mastew. ^-^ I >w< wook on :33 you 
:33 As >w< onye ^w^ that >_> takes ^.^ his leave. Mine uWu honyest :3 fwiends, 
^-^ I ^w^ tuwn :33 you UwU nyot away; OwO but, OwO wike a ^w^ mastew 
>w< Mawwied uWu to ^-^ youw ^w^ good service, x3 stay :3 tiww ^-^ death. 
xDD Tend :33 me to-night x3 two >_> houws, ^-^ I ask xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, 
And >w< the UwU gods yield :33 you :3 fow't! 
ENOBARBUS. :3 What UwU mean ^.^ you, sir, 
>_< To >w< give them ^w^ this >w< discomfowt? x3 Wook, :33 they ^w^ weep; 
And ;;w;; I, :3 an ^-^ ass, am :33 onyion-ey'd. :3 Fow shame! 
^.^ Twansfowm uWu us UwU nyot uWu to OwO women. 
ANTONY. >_< Ho, UwU ho, uWu ho! 
:3 Nyow >w< the witch ^w^ take :33 me >_> if ^-^ I OwO meant it OwO thus! 
Grace ÚwÚ gwow >w< whewe those ^.^ dwops :3 faww! ^w^ My x3 heawty :3 fwiends, 
You ^w^ take :33 me ^-^ in x3 too OwO dowowous a sense; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I spake uWu to :33 you for ^-^ youw uWu comfowt, >w< did desire :33 you 
>_< To burn ^w^ this night xDD with UwU towches. >_< Knyow, >_> my hearts, 
^-^ I hope ^w^ weww :3 of x3 to-mowwow, ^-^ and >w< wiww ÚwÚ wead :33 you 
;;w;; Whewe :3 wathew >_< I'ww xDD expect victorious OwO wife 
uWu Than ÚwÚ death ^-^ and honour. xDD Wet's uWu to x3 suppew, come, 
And ^.^ dwown OwO considewation. Exeunt 

^-^ ACT_4|SC_3 
^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
Alexandria. :3 Befowe :3 CWEOPATWA's ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew a company :3 of :33 sowdiews 

ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Bwothew, ^w^ good night. uWu To-mowwow is >w< the ;;w;; day. 
SECOND ^w^ SOWDIEW. >_> It >w< wiww determine >w< onye way. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. 
:3 Heawd :33 you :3 of OwO nyothing ^-^ stwange uWu about >w< the streets? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. Nothing. :3 What OwO nyews? 
SECOND ^w^ SOWDIEW. :3 Bewike ÚwÚ 'tis but a ^.^ wumouw. Good night uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. xDD Weww, sir, ^w^ good night. 
;;w;; [They meet x3 othew soldiers] 
SECOND ^w^ SOWDIEW. :3 Sowdiews, have :33 cawefuw x3 watch. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. And ÚwÚ you. Good OwO nyight, ^w^ good night. 
:33 [The x3 two UwU companyies ^-^ sepawate ^-^ and :3 pwace >w< themsewves 
^-^ in >_> evewy corner :3 of >w< the uWu stage] 
SECOND ^w^ SOWDIEW. uWu Hewe ^-^ we. And >_> if uWu to-mowwow 
>_< Ouw navy ÚwÚ thwive, ^-^ I have :3 an ^-^ absowute hope 
>_< Ouw ;;w;; wandmen >w< wiww >_< stand ;;w;; up. 
THIRD ^w^ SOWDIEW. 'Tis a ^.^ bwave :3 awmy, 
And full :3 of ÚwÚ puwpose. 
OwO [Music :3 of >w< the hautboys is ^.^ undew >w< the uWu stage] 
SECOND ^w^ SOWDIEW. ^w^ Peace, what :3 nyoise? 
THIRD ^w^ SOWDIEW. List, OwO wist! 
SECOND ^w^ SOWDIEW. :3 Hawk! 
THIRD ^w^ SOWDIEW. ^w^ Music ^.^ i' >_> th' >w< aiw. 
^w^ FOUWTH ^w^ SOWDIEW. Under >w< the earth. 
THIRD ^w^ SOWDIEW. >_> It signs UwU weww, does it xDD nyot? 
^w^ FOUWTH ^w^ SOWDIEW. >w< Nyo. 
THIRD ^w^ SOWDIEW. ^w^ Peace, ^-^ I uWu say! 
:3 What OwO shouwd ^w^ this mean? 
SECOND ^w^ SOWDIEW. 'Tis >w< the x3 god Hercules, whom Antony lov'd, 
:3 Nyow leaves ^-^ him. 
THIRD ^w^ SOWDIEW. :33 Wawk; let's see >_> if x3 othew ^-^ watchmen 
:3 Do >_> heaw what ;;w;; we do. 
SECOND ^w^ SOWDIEW. UwU How uWu nyow, masters! 
:3 SOWDIEWS. ^.^ [Speaking >_< togethew] UwU How OwO nyow! 
UwU How OwO nyow! :3 Do :33 you >_> heaw xDD this? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. >_> Ay; ^w^ is't UwU nyot :33 stwange? 
THIRD ^w^ SOWDIEW. :3 Do :33 you uWu heaw, xDD mastews? :3 Do :33 you hear? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. Follow >w< the noise ;;w;; so far ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we have >w< quawtew; 
xDD Wet's see how it >w< wiww >w< give ^.^ off. 
:3 SOWDIEWS. ÚwÚ Content. 'Tis strange. Exeunt 

ACT_4|SC_4 
^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
Alexandria. :3 CWEOPATWA's ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^.^ ANTONY ^-^ and ^-^ CWEOPATWA, >w< CHAWMIAN, ÚwÚ IWAS, 
xDD with ÚwÚ othews 

ANTONY. >w< Ewos! mine UwU awmouw, >w< Ewos! 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Sleep a little. 
ANTONY. x3 Nyo, >_> my chuck. >w< Ewos! uWu Come, mine UwU awmouw, >w< Ewos! 

^-^ Entew ^w^ EWOS xDD with x3 awmouw 

uWu Come, ^w^ good fellow, put mine >_> iwon >_< on. 
UwU If xDD fowtunye >_< be UwU nyot UwU ouws uWu to-day, it is 
Because ;;w;; we ^.^ bwave x3 hew. ^w^ Come. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Nay, >_< I'ww :33 hewp >_< too. 
What's ^w^ this for? 
ANTONY. >_< Ah, let be, let :3 be! Thou UwU awt 
^.^ The >_> awmouwew :3 of >_> my >w< heawt. ^-^ Fawse, false; ^w^ this, this. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. uWu Sooth, :3 wa, >_< I'ww :33 hewp. Thus it must OwO be. 
ANTONY. xDD Weww, :3 weww; 
OwO We >_< shaww :3 thwive UwU nyow. UwU Seest UwU thou, >_> my ^w^ good fellow? 
:3 Go put on thy defences. 
EROS. OwO Bwiefwy, ^-^ siw. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Is UwU nyot ^w^ this >_> buckwed UwU weww? 
ANTONY. >w< Wawewy, ÚwÚ wawewy! 
He ^w^ that unbuckles ^w^ this, :3 tiww ;;w;; we do UwU pwease 
>_< To daff't for x3 ouw ÚwÚ wepose, >_< shaww >_> heaw a ;;w;; stowm. 
Thou fumblest, x3 Ewos, ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ queen's a >_< squiwe 
x3 Mowe ^-^ tight :3 at ^w^ this than xDD thou. uWu Dispatch. O love, 
:33 That >w< thou OwO couwdst see >_> my ^.^ waws uWu to-day, ^-^ and ^-^ knyew'st 
^.^ The ;;w;; woyaw :33 occupation! Thou shouldst see 
xDD A workman ;;w;; in't. 

^-^ Entew :3 an uWu awmed OwO SOWDIEW 

>_< Good-mowwow uWu to ;;w;; thee. :3 Wewcome. 
Thou look'st OwO wike xDD him ^w^ that UwU knyows a ;;w;; wawwike :33 chawge. 
>_< To business ^w^ that ;;w;; we :33 wove ;;w;; we rise betime, 
And ^w^ go uWu to't xDD with delight. 
^w^ SOWDIEW. xDD A OwO thousand, sir, 
>w< Eawwy though't be, have on their >_> wiveted OwO twim, 
And :3 at >w< the port xDD expect ÚwÚ you. 
[Shout. >_> Fwouwish :3 of trumpets ^.^ within] 

^-^ Entew UwU CAPTAINS ^-^ and :33 sowdiews 

ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. ^.^ The mown is fair. Good UwU mowwow, xDD Genyewaw. 
OwO AWW. Good UwU mowwow, xDD Genyewaw. 
ANTONY. 'Tis ^w^ weww ^.^ bwown, OwO wads. 
^.^ This morning, OwO wike >w< the ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of a ^w^ youth 
:33 That ÚwÚ means uWu to >_< be :3 of >w< nyote, begins x3 betimes. 
;;w;; So, >_< so. uWu Come, >w< give :33 me UwU that. ^.^ This way. ÚwÚ Weww :33 said. 
ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee UwU weww, OwO dame, :3 whate'ew UwU becomes :3 of >w< me. 
^.^ This is a >_< sowdiew's ^.^ kiss. Rebukeable, 
And ^-^ wowthy OwO shamefuw check it UwU wewe, uWu to >_< stand 
:3 On :33 mowe :3 mechanyic >_< compwiment; >_< I'ww uWu weave ÚwÚ thee 
:3 Nyow OwO wike a man :3 of uWu steew. You ^w^ that >w< wiww >w< fight, 
Follow :33 me OwO cwose; >_< I'ww >_< bwing :33 you to't. uWu Adieu. 
Exeunt ^w^ ANTONY, uWu EWOS, UwU CAPTAINS ^-^ and :33 sowdiews 
CHARMIAN. x3 Pwease :33 you UwU wetiwe uWu to ^-^ youw chamber? 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Lead >w< me. 
He :3 goes ^-^ fowth ^.^ gawwantwy. :33 That UwU he ^-^ and ÚwÚ Caesaw :33 might 
;;w;; Detewminye ^w^ this >_> gweat ^-^ waw ^-^ in :33 singwe fight! 
OwO Then, ÚwÚ Antony- but UwU nyow. xDD Weww, >_< on. Exeunt 

:33 ACT_4|SC_5 
^w^ SCENyE V. 
Alexandria. ^.^ ANTONY'S camp 

Trumpets sound. ^-^ Entew ^.^ ANTONY ^-^ and uWu EWOS, a OwO SOWDIEW 
OwO meeting them 

^w^ SOWDIEW. ^.^ The UwU gods uWu make ^w^ this a happy x3 day uWu to Antony! 
ANTONY. >w< Wouwd >w< thou ^-^ and those thy >_< scaws ^w^ had once uWu pwevaiw'd 
>_< To uWu make :33 me ^.^ fight :3 at :3 wand! 
^w^ SOWDIEW. >_< Hadst >w< thou ^w^ donye ;;w;; so, 
^.^ The >w< kings ^w^ that have revolted, ^-^ and >w< the >w< sowdiew 
:33 That has ^w^ this ^.^ mownying UwU weft ^-^ thee, :3 wouwd have OwO stiww 
Followed thy heels. 
ANTONY. :33 Who's ^w^ gonye ^w^ this morning? 
^w^ SOWDIEW. x3 Who? 
uWu Onye ^-^ evew uWu nyeaw ;;w;; thee. x3 Caww for uWu Enyobawbus, 
He >_< shaww UwU nyot >_> heaw ;;w;; thee; >w< ow OwO fwom Caesar's camp 
Say 'I am none :3 of >_> thinye.' 
ANTONY. :3 What say'st ^.^ thou? 
^w^ SOWDIEW. x3 Siw, 
He is xDD with Caesar. 
EROS. x3 Siw, ^.^ his ^-^ chests ^-^ and >w< tweasuwe 
He has UwU nyot xDD with ^-^ him. 
ANTONY. Is UwU he :33 gonye? 
^w^ SOWDIEW. uWu Most ^.^ cewtain. 
ANTONY. ^.^ Go, x3 Ewos, ^.^ send ^.^ his >w< tweasuwe >w< aftew; do x3 it; 
;;w;; Detain xDD nyo >_< jot, ^-^ I charge ;;w;; thee. >w< Wwite uWu to :3 him- 
^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; subscwibe- ÚwÚ gentwe ;;w;; adieus ^-^ and greetings; 
Say ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 wish UwU he UwU nyevew find :33 mowe >_< cause 
>_< To ^w^ change a ÚwÚ mastew. OwO O, >_> my UwU fowtunyes have 
^-^ Cowwupted uWu honyest men! uWu Dispatch. UwU Enyobawbus! Exeunt 

ACT_4|SC_6 
^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
Alexandria. x3 CAESAW'S camp 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew >_< AGWIPPA, ÚwÚ CAESAW, With OwO DOWABEWWA 
^-^ and uWu ENyOBAWBUS 

>_> CAESAW. :3 Go forth, Agrippa, ^-^ and begin >w< the :3 fight. 
>_< Ouw >w< wiww is Antony >_< be took ^.^ awive; 
Make it ;;w;; so x3 knyown. 
x3 AGWIPPA. ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ I uWu shaww. x3 Exit 
>_> CAESAW. ^.^ The :3 time :3 of universal peace is UwU nyeaw. 
uWu Pwove ^w^ this a xDD pwosp'wous x3 day, >w< the ^w^ thwee-nyook'd UwU wowwd 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; beaw >w< the uWu owive freely. 

^-^ Entew xDD A MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. Antony 
Is come uWu into >w< the field. 
>_> CAESAW. :3 Go charge ÚwÚ Agwippa 
uWu Pwant those ^w^ that have uWu wevowted ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ vant, 
:33 That Antony ^w^ may seem uWu to ÚwÚ spend ^.^ his ^.^ fuwy 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ himsewf. Exeunt ;;w;; aww but uWu ENyOBAWBUS 
ENOBARBUS. Alexas >w< did x3 wevowt ^-^ and UwU went uWu to Jewry on 
Affairs :3 of ÚwÚ Antony; >w< thewe >w< did uWu dissuade 
Great x3 Hewod uWu to ^.^ incwinye himself uWu to ÚwÚ Caesaw 
And uWu weave ^.^ his ^w^ mastew Antony. :3 Fow ^w^ this ^-^ pains 
^w^ Casaew hath ;;w;; hang'd ^-^ him. uWu Canyidius ^-^ and >w< the :33 west 
:33 That uWu feww xDD away have entertainment, but 
:33 Nyo >w< honyouwabwe x3 twust. ^-^ I have ^w^ donye ^-^ iww, 
Of xDD which ^-^ I do :33 accuse myself ;;w;; so >_> sowewy 
:33 That ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; joy xDD nyo >w< mowe. 

^-^ Entew a OwO SOWDIEW :3 of x3 CAESAW'S 

^w^ SOWDIEW. uWu Enyobawbus, Antony 
uWu Hath after ÚwÚ thee >_> sent ;;w;; aww thy :3 tweasuwe, xDD with 
:33 His xDD bounty :33 ovewpwus. ^.^ The ^.^ messengew 
>_< Came on >_> my ÚwÚ guawd, ^-^ and :3 at thy >w< tent is now 
x3 Unwoading :3 of ^.^ his :3 muwes. 
ENOBARBUS. ^-^ I >w< give it ÚwÚ you. 
^w^ SOWDIEW. xDD Mock not, x3 Enyobawbus. 
^-^ I tell :33 you :3 twue. uWu Best :33 you x3 saf'd >w< the bringer 
>_> Out :3 of >w< the xDD host. ^-^ I must ^-^ attend mine ;;w;; office, 
>_> Ow :3 wouwd have done't uWu mysewf. ;;w;; Youw ^w^ empewow 
>_> Continyues OwO stiww a x3 Jove. x3 Exit 
ENOBARBUS. ^-^ I am OwO awonye >w< the ^w^ viwwain :3 of >w< the >_> eawth, 
And feel ^-^ I am ;;w;; so :33 most. O >w< Antony, 
Thou mine :3 of xDD bounty, how wouldst >w< thou have >_< paid 
^w^ My xDD bettew service, uWu when >_> my x3 tuwpitude 
Thou dost ;;w;; so crown xDD with OwO gowd! ^.^ This ^.^ bwows >_> my >w< heawt. 
UwU If ÚwÚ swift :3 thought x3 bweak it not, a :33 swiftew UwU mean 
ÚwÚ Shaww outstrike >_> thought; but :3 thought >w< wiww >_> do't, ^-^ I UwU feew. 
^-^ I ^.^ fight ÚwÚ against uWu thee? ^w^ Nyo! ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go >w< seek 
^.^ Some ditch :33 whewein uWu to :33 die; >w< the foul'st uWu best uWu fits 
^w^ My :3 wattew ^.^ pawt :3 of ÚwÚ wife. x3 Exit 

ACT_4|SC_7 
^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; VII. 
:3 Fiewd :3 of >_< battwe between >w< the :33 camps 

:33 Awawum. :33 Dwums ^-^ and uWu twumpets. ^-^ Entew AGRIPPA 
^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

x3 AGWIPPA. Retire. OwO We have ^.^ engag'd >_> ouwsewves x3 too ^.^ faw. 
ÚwÚ Caesaw himself has wowk, ^-^ and x3 ouw uWu oppwession 
Exceeds what ;;w;; we uWu expected. Exeunt 

UwU Awawums. ^-^ Entew ^w^ ANTONY, ^-^ and >_> SCAWUS wounded 

SCARUS. O >_> my ^.^ bwave OwO Empewow, ^w^ this is fought ^.^ indeed! 
Had ;;w;; we ^w^ donye ;;w;; so :3 at first, ;;w;; we ^w^ had >_> dwoven them home 
With clouts uWu about their heads. 
ANTONY. Thou uWu bweed'st :33 apace. 
SCARUS. ^-^ I ^w^ had a ÚwÚ wound ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ that >_> was OwO wike a T, 
xDD But now ÚwÚ 'tis uWu made :3 an H. 
ANTONY. xDD They do xDD wetiwe. 
SCARUS. >w< We'ww uWu beat'em uWu into bench-holes. ^-^ I have yet 
^w^ Woom for six >_> scotches >w< mowe. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ EWOS 

EROS. xDD They are :3 beaten, sir, ^-^ and x3 ouw ^w^ advantage serves 
:3 Fow a ^.^ faiw victory. 
SCARUS. Let uWu us ;;w;; scowe their ;;w;; backs 
And >_> snyatch >w< 'em xDD up, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ^w^ take ;;w;; hawes, x3 behind. 
'Tis >_> spowt uWu to OwO mauw a >w< wunnyew. 
ANTONY. ^-^ I >w< wiww OwO wewawd ÚwÚ thee 
;;w;; Once for thy ^w^ spwightwy uWu comfowt, ^-^ and tenfold 
:3 Fow thy ^w^ good ÚwÚ vawouw. ^w^ Come ÚwÚ thee >_< on. 
SCARUS. >_< I'ww halt ÚwÚ aftew. Exeunt 

ACT_4|SC_8 
^w^ SCENyE VIII. 
Under >w< the >_> wawws :3 of >_< Awexandwia 

:33 Awawum. ^-^ Entew ^w^ ANTONY, ;;w;; again ^-^ in a march; >_> SCAWUS 
xDD with ÚwÚ othews 

ANTONY. OwO We have ^-^ beat xDD him uWu to ^.^ his UwU camp. ÚwÚ Wun >w< onye :33 befowe 
And let >w< the Queen >_< knyow :3 of x3 ouw uWu gests. xDD To-mowwow, 
:3 Befowe >w< the sun >_< shaww see's, x3 we'ww spill >w< the UwU bwood 
:33 That has xDD to-day ÚwÚ escap'd. ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you all; 
:3 Fow >w< doughty-handed are ^.^ you, ^-^ and have fought 
uWu Nyot ÚwÚ as :33 you ^w^ sewv'd >w< the cause, but >_< as't ^w^ had OwO been 
>_> Each man's OwO wike mine; :33 you have >_< shown ;;w;; aww >w< Hectows. 
^-^ Entew >w< the ;;w;; city, :33 cwip ^-^ youw wives, ^-^ youw :3 fwiends, 
Tell them ^-^ youw uWu feats; whilst :33 they xDD with joyful tears 
uWu Wash >w< the :33 congeawment OwO fwom ^-^ youw >_< wounds ^-^ and >_> kiss 
^.^ The ÚwÚ honyouw'd :33 gashes >_> whowe. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ CWEOPATWA, attended 

^w^ [To ^w^ SCAWUS] ^w^ Give :33 me thy hand- 
>_< To ^w^ this >_> gweat OwO faiwy >_< I'ww >w< commend thy >_< acts, 
Make ;;w;; hew UwU thanks bless ;;w;; thee. O >w< thou x3 day uWu o' >_> th' world, 
x3 Chain mine ^w^ awm'd uWu nyeck. >_< Weap UwU thou, xDD attiwe ^-^ and >w< aww, 
>_> Thwough >_< pwoof :3 of harness uWu to >_> my heart, ^-^ and >w< thewe 
x3 Wide on >w< the >w< pants OwO twiumphing. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. xDD Wowd :3 of lords! 
O >w< infinyite virtue, com'st >w< thou >_< smiwing OwO fwom 
^.^ The x3 wowwd's >_> gweat ^w^ snyawe uncaught? 
ANTONY. Mine :3 nyightingawe, 
OwO We have ^-^ beat them uWu to their beds. ^w^ What, ^.^ giww! though :33 gwey 
:3 Do x3 something x3 mingwe xDD with x3 ouw ÚwÚ youngew ÚwÚ bwown, yet ha' ;;w;; we 
xDD A ^.^ bwain ^w^ that nourishes x3 ouw ÚwÚ nyewves, ^-^ and ^w^ can 
Get ^.^ goaw for ^.^ goaw :3 of >_< youth. ÚwÚ Behowd ^w^ this >_< man; 
Commend >_< unto ^.^ his ÚwÚ wips thy :3 favouwing hand- 
uWu Kiss ^w^ it, >_> my ^.^ wawwiow- UwU he hath fought xDD to-day 
:33 As >_> if a x3 god ^-^ in hate :3 of ^w^ mankind ^w^ had 
Destroyed ^-^ in >_< such a uWu shape. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. >_< I'ww >w< give ^-^ thee, ^.^ fwiend, 
;;w;; An x3 awmouw ;;w;; aww :3 of :3 gowd; it >_> was a >w< king's. 
ANTONY. He has OwO desewv'd ^w^ it, were it xDD cawbuncwed 
>w< Wike UwU howy OwO Phoebus' >_< caw. ^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand. 
>_> Thwough >_< Awexandwia uWu make a :3 jowwy march; 
Bear x3 ouw hack'd ^-^ tawgets OwO wike >w< the ^-^ men ^w^ that ^-^ owe uWu them. 
Had x3 ouw >_> gweat ^-^ pawace >w< the ;;w;; capacity 
>_< To camp ^w^ this :33 host, ;;w;; we ;;w;; aww :3 wouwd ÚwÚ sup xDD togethew, 
And drink :3 cawouses uWu to >w< the UwU nyext >_< day's fate, 
Which xDD pwomises ;;w;; woyaw UwU pewiw. Trumpeters, 
With :33 bwazen :33 din ^-^ bwast :33 you >w< the x3 city's :3 eaw; 
Make x3 mingwe xDD with x3 ouw rattling tabourines, 
:33 That :3 heaven ^-^ and earth ^w^ may ;;w;; stwike their sounds x3 togethew 
Applauding x3 ouw :3 appwoach. Exeunt 

^w^ ACT_4|SC_9 
^w^ SCENyE >_> IX. 
x3 CAESAW'S camp 

^-^ Entew a CENTURION ^-^ and ^.^ his xDD company; uWu ENyOBAWBUS follows 

^-^ CENTUWION. UwU If ;;w;; we >_< be UwU nyot reliev'd >_> within ^w^ this hour, 
OwO We must ^w^ wetuwn uWu to >_> th' >w< couwt :3 of ^w^ guawd. ^.^ The night 
Is shiny, ^-^ and :33 they say ;;w;; we >_< shaww ^.^ embattwe 
By >_> th' ;;w;; second hour ^.^ i' >_> th' ^-^ mown. 
ÚwÚ FIWST WATCH. ^.^ This last x3 day >_> was 
xDD A ^-^ shwewd >w< onye ^.^ to's. 
ENOBARBUS. OwO O, ;;w;; beaw :33 me x3 witnyess, ;;w;; nyight- 
SECOND WATCH. :3 What man is xDD this? 
ÚwÚ FIWST WATCH. :33 Stand ^-^ cwose ^-^ and ^w^ wist ^-^ him. 
ENOBARBUS. ;;w;; Be x3 witnyess uWu to me, O >w< thou xDD bwessed moon, 
When ^-^ men uWu wevowted >_< shaww upon >_> wecowd 
Bear >_< hatefuw >_< memowy, x3 poow >_< Enyobawbus >w< did 
:3 Befowe thy UwU face ^-^ wepent! 
^-^ CENTUWION. ^.^ Enyobawbus? 
SECOND WATCH. xDD Peace! 
>_> Hawk further. 
ENOBARBUS. O sovereign ÚwÚ mistwess :3 of OwO twue uWu mewanchowy, 
^.^ The :3 poisonyous >w< damp :3 of night ÚwÚ disponge upon me, 
:33 That >_< wife, a :3 vewy ÚwÚ webew uWu to >_> my will, 
:3 May ;;w;; hang xDD nyo >_> wongew on >w< me. x3 Thwow >_> my :33 heawt 
Against >w< the >_< fwint ^-^ and hardness :3 of >_> my :33 fauwt, 
Which, being OwO dwied xDD with xDD gwief, >w< wiww x3 bweak uWu to >_> powdew, 
And >_< finyish ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ fouw thoughts. O >w< Antony, 
Nobler than >_> my x3 wevowt is ^w^ infamous, 
Forgive :33 me ^-^ in ^w^ thinye ^-^ own particular, 
xDD But let >w< the UwU wowwd rank :33 me ^-^ in uWu wegistew 
xDD A ^w^ mastew-weavew ^-^ and a OwO fugitive! 
O Antony! O Antony! x3 [Dies] 
ÚwÚ FIWST WATCH. xDD Wet's UwU speak uWu to ^-^ him. 
^-^ CENTUWION. xDD Wet's >_> heaw :3 him, for >w< the things UwU he ;;w;; speaks 
:3 May >_> concewn Caesar. 
SECOND WATCH. xDD Wet's do >_< so. xDD But UwU he x3 sweeps. 
^-^ CENTUWION. uWu Swoons xDD wathew; for ;;w;; so ÚwÚ bad a xDD pwayew ÚwÚ as ^.^ his 
uWu Was UwU nyevew yet for OwO sweep. 
ÚwÚ FIWST WATCH. :3 Go ;;w;; we uWu to ^-^ him. 
SECOND WATCH. ^.^ Awake, sir, >_> awake; UwU speak uWu to :33 us. 
ÚwÚ FIWST WATCH. Hear ^.^ you, >_> siw? 
^-^ CENTUWION. ^.^ The UwU hand :3 of ÚwÚ death hath raught ^-^ him. 
:33 [Dwums ;;w;; afaw off ] :3 Hawk! >w< the drums 
;;w;; Demuwewy wake >w< the sleepers. Let uWu us ;;w;; beaw xDD him 
>_< To >_> th' >w< couwt :3 of ^w^ guawd; UwU he is :3 of >_< nyote. >_< Ouw hour 
Is xDD fuwwy x3 out. 
SECOND WATCH. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, >_> then; 
He ^w^ may ÚwÚ wecovew yet. Exeunt xDD with >w< the body 

ACT_4|SC_10 
^w^ SCENyE X. 
uWu Between >w< the x3 two :33 camps 

^-^ Entew ^.^ ANTONY ^-^ and :3 SCAWUS, xDD with their >w< awmy 

ANTONY. uWu Theiw :33 pwepawation is xDD to-day :3 by :3 sea; 
OwO We UwU pwease them UwU nyot :3 by >_< wand. 
SCARUS. :3 Fow both, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
ANTONY. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> they'd ^.^ fight ^.^ i' >_> th' ^w^ fiwe >w< ow ^.^ i' >_> th' air; 
^.^ We'd ^.^ fight >w< thewe >_< too. xDD But ^w^ this it UwU is, x3 ouw ^.^ foot 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^.^ hiwws >_< adjoinying uWu to >w< the OwO city 
ÚwÚ Shaww x3 stay xDD with us- >_> Owdew for >w< sea is ;;w;; given; 
xDD They have put ^-^ fowth >w< the uWu haven- 
;;w;; Whewe their appointment ;;w;; we ^w^ may uWu best x3 discovew 
And >w< wook on their endeavour. Exeunt 

^-^ ACT_4|SC_11 
^w^ SCENyE XI. 
uWu Between >w< the :33 camps 

^-^ Entew CAESAR ^-^ and ^.^ his >w< awmy 

>_> CAESAW. xDD But being charg'd, ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_< be OwO stiww :3 by land, 
Which, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^-^ take't, ;;w;; we uWu shaww; for ^.^ his uWu best ÚwÚ fowce 
Is ^-^ fowth uWu to man ^.^ his >w< gawweys. >_< To >w< the vales, 
And hold x3 ouw uWu best >_< advantage. Exeunt 

ÚwÚ ACT_4|SC_12 
^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ XII. 
xDD A ^.^ hiww uWu nyeaw >_< Awexandwia 

^-^ Entew ^.^ ANTONY ^-^ and >_> SCAWUS 

ANTONY. ^w^ Yet :33 they are UwU nyot x3 join'd. ;;w;; Whewe yond uWu pinye does >_< stand 
^-^ I >_< shaww x3 discovew ÚwÚ aww. >_< I'ww >_< bwing ÚwÚ thee :3 wowd 
uWu Stwaight how ÚwÚ 'tis OwO wike uWu to ^w^ go. x3 Exit 
SCARUS. :3 Swawwows have built 
^.^ In >w< Cweopatwa's >w< saiws their uWu nyests. ^.^ The :3 auguwews 
Say :33 they >_< knyow not, :33 they ;;w;; cannyot tell; >w< wook grimly, 
And dare UwU nyot UwU speak their >w< knyowwedge. Antony 
Is ^.^ vawiant ^-^ and :33 dejected; ^-^ and :3 by ÚwÚ stawts 
:33 His fretted UwU fowtunyes >w< give xDD him hope ^-^ and ^w^ feaw 
Of what UwU he has ^-^ and has uWu nyot. 
OwO [Awawum ;;w;; afaw ÚwÚ off, ÚwÚ as :3 at a OwO sea-fight] 

^-^ We-entew ^.^ ANTONY 

ANTONY. ;;w;; Aww is lost! 
^.^ This ÚwÚ fouw x3 Egyptian hath x3 betwayed >w< me. 
^w^ My ^w^ fweet hath ÚwÚ yiewded uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ foe, ^-^ and :3 yondew 
xDD They ÚwÚ cast their ^w^ caps :3 up ^-^ and carouse x3 togethew 
>w< Wike >w< fwiends long lost. OwO Twipwe-tuwn'd whore! ÚwÚ 'tis >w< thou 
Hast sold :33 me uWu to ^w^ this ^w^ nyovice; ^-^ and >_> my :33 heawt 
uWu Makes :3 onwy ^.^ waws on ;;w;; thee. OwO Bid them ;;w;; aww fly; 
:3 Fow uWu when ^-^ I am :33 weveng'd upon >_> my >_< chawm, 
^-^ I have ^w^ donye ÚwÚ aww. OwO Bid them ;;w;; aww fly; ^-^ begonye. x3 Exit >_> SCAWUS 
O sun, thy uprise >_< shaww ^-^ I see xDD nyo UwU mowe! 
OwO Fowtunye ^-^ and Antony ^.^ pawt >_> hewe; uWu even ÚwÚ hewe 
:3 Do ;;w;; we shake :3 hands. ;;w;; Aww come uWu to xDD this? ^.^ The ^-^ heawts 
:33 That ;;w;; spanyiew'd :33 me :3 at xDD heews, uWu to whom ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave 
uWu Theiw wishes, do xDD discandy, :33 mewt their uWu sweets 
:3 On blossoming >_> Caesaw; ^-^ and ^w^ this uWu pinye is bark'd 
:33 That overtopp'd them ÚwÚ aww. UwU Betway'd ^-^ I >w< am. 
O ^w^ this x3 fawse ^w^ souw :3 of Egypt! ^w^ this grave :33 chawm- 
>_< Whose eye xDD beck'd ^-^ fowth >_> my ^.^ waws ^-^ and call'd them ;;w;; home, 
>_< Whose bosom >_> was >_> my x3 cwownyet, >_> my uWu chief UwU end- 
>w< Wike a >w< wight :3 gypsy hath :3 at fast ^-^ and loose 
>_< Beguiw'd :33 me uWu to >w< the :3 vewy :33 heawt :3 of ^-^ woss. 
^w^ What, x3 Ewos, >w< Ewos! 

^-^ Entew ^w^ CWEOPATWA 

>_< Ah, >w< thou ^w^ speww! >_> Avaunt! 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^.^ Why is >_> my lord ;;w;; enwag'd ÚwÚ against ^.^ his >w< wove? 
ANTONY. >_> Vanyish, >w< ow ^-^ I >_< shaww >w< give ÚwÚ thee thy deserving 
And ÚwÚ bwemish Caesar's triumph. Let xDD him ^w^ take ÚwÚ thee 
And x3 hoist ÚwÚ thee :3 up uWu to >w< the xDD shouting ^.^ pwebeians; 
Follow ^.^ his ^.^ chawiot, OwO wike >w< the >w< gweatest xDD spot 
Of ;;w;; aww thy sex; :3 most ÚwÚ monstew-wike, >_< be >_< shown 
:3 Fow >w< poow'st diminutives, for doits, ^-^ and let 
ÚwÚ Patient >w< Octavia :33 pwough thy ÚwÚ visage :3 up 
With ;;w;; hew xDD pwepawed nails. x3 Exit ^w^ CWEOPATWA 
'Tis ^w^ weww x3 th'awt gone, 
UwU If it >_< be ^w^ weww uWu to live; but xDD bettew x3 'twewe 
Thou UwU feww'st uWu into >_> my fury, for >w< onye ÚwÚ death 
:33 Might have ^-^ pwevented :33 many. x3 Ewos, uWu ho! 
^.^ The ;;w;; shiwt :3 of Nessus is upon x3 me; ^-^ teach me, 
UwU Awcides, >w< thou mine OwO ancestow, thy rage; 
Let :33 me :33 wodge >_> Wichas on >w< the >_> howns uWu o' >_> th' moon, 
And xDD with those >w< hands ^w^ that :33 gwasp'd >w< the uWu heaviest ^w^ cwub 
>_< Subdue >_> my xDD wowthiest ;;w;; sewf. ^.^ The witch >_< shaww ^.^ die. 
>_< To >w< the xDD young UwU Woman :33 boy she hath sold me, ^-^ and ^-^ I x3 faww 
Under ^w^ this xDD pwot. ÚwÚ She OwO dies ;;w;; fow't. x3 Ewos, uWu ho! x3 Exit 

>w< ACT_4|SC_13 
^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; XIII. 
Alexandria. :3 CWEOPATWA's ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^-^ CWEOPATWA, >w< CHAWMIAN, ÚwÚ IWAS, ^-^ and MARDIAN 

OwO CWEOPATWA. Help me, >_> my OwO women. OwO O, UwU he is :33 mowe uWu mad 
uWu Than ;;w;; Tewamon for ^.^ his >w< shiewd; >w< the xDD boaw :3 of ÚwÚ Thessawy 
uWu Was UwU nyevew ;;w;; so emboss'd. 
CHARMIAN. >_< To >_> th'monyument! 
;;w;; Thewe ^-^ wock ÚwÚ youwsewf, ^-^ and ^.^ send xDD him :3 wowd :33 you are xDD dead. 
^.^ The ^w^ souw ^-^ and body xDD wive UwU nyot :33 mowe ^-^ in parting 
uWu Than :3 gweatnyess going ^.^ off. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. >_< To >_> th' >w< monyument! 
Mardian, ^w^ go tell xDD him ^-^ I have OwO swain myself; 
Say ^w^ that >w< the last ^-^ I ^-^ spoke >_> was >_< 'Antony' 
And :3 wowd ^w^ it, ^.^ pwithee, ;;w;; piteouswy. :33 Hence, Mardian, 
And >_< bwing :33 me how UwU he >_> takes >_> my ^-^ death. >_< To >_> th' >w< monyument! 
Exeunt 

xDD ACT_4|SC_14 
^w^ SCENyE >w< XIV. 
^.^ CWEOPATWA'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^.^ ANTONY ^-^ and ^w^ EWOS 

ANTONY. x3 Ewos, >w< thou yet behold'st ÚwÚ me? 
EROS. x3 Ay, ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ wowd. 
ANTONY. OwO Sometime ;;w;; we see a ^-^ cwoud UwU that's UwU dwagonyish; 
xDD A uWu vapouw x3 sometime OwO wike a ;;w;; beaw >w< ow x3 wion, 
xDD A tower'd citadel, a pendent UwU wock, 
xDD A forked >w< mountain, >w< ow OwO bwue >w< pwomontowy 
With OwO twees ^.^ upon't ^w^ that UwU nyod >_< unto >w< the UwU wowwd 
And ;;w;; mock x3 ouw ^.^ eyes xDD with >w< aiw. Thou UwU hast seen uWu these signs; 
xDD They are >w< bwack ^w^ vespew's xDD pageants. 
EROS. x3 Ay, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
ANTONY. :33 That xDD which is now a ^.^ howse, uWu even xDD with a :3 thought 
^.^ The rack dislimns, ^-^ and ^-^ makes it indistinct, 
:33 As water is ^-^ in ;;w;; watew. 
EROS. >_> It :3 does, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
ANTONY. ^w^ My ^w^ good ÚwÚ knyave x3 Ewos, now thy uWu captain is 
uWu Even >_< such a :33 body. uWu Hewe ^-^ I am ÚwÚ Antony; 
^w^ Yet ;;w;; cannyot hold ^w^ this visible uWu shape, >_> my >w< knyave. 
^-^ I uWu made uWu these ^.^ waws for UwU Egypt; ^-^ and >w< the >_> Queen- 
>_< Whose :33 heawt ^-^ I :3 thought ^-^ I >_< had, for she ^w^ had uWu minye, 
Which, whilst it >_> was uWu minye, ^w^ had annex'd >w< unto't 
xDD A million uWu moe, now >_< wost- ^.^ she, x3 Ewos, has 
>_< Pack'd ^w^ cawds xDD with ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ and ^w^ fawse-pway'd >_> my xDD gwowy 
uWu Unto :3 an x3 enyemy's triumph. 
Nay, UwU weep not, ÚwÚ gentwe :3 Ewos; >w< thewe is UwU weft uWu us 
^-^ Ouwsewves uWu to UwU end :33 ouwsewves. 

^-^ Entew MARDIAN 

OwO O, thy :3 viwe :33 wady! 
ÚwÚ She has uWu wobb'd :33 me :3 of >_> my sword. 
MARDIAN. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ Antony; 
^w^ My ÚwÚ mistwess :3 wov'd ^-^ thee, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew UwU fowtunyes :33 mingwed 
With ^w^ thinye UwU entiwewy. 
ANTONY. :33 Hence, saucy eunuch; x3 peace! 
ÚwÚ She hath ^-^ betway'd me, ^-^ and >_< shaww :33 die >w< the ^-^ death. 
MARDIAN. uWu Death :3 of >w< onye :33 pewson ^w^ can >_< be >_< paid but once, 
And ^w^ that she has :3 dischawg'd. :3 What >w< thou wouldst do 
Is ^w^ donye >_< unto thy ;;w;; hand. ^.^ The last she spake 
uWu Was >_> 'Antony! :3 most ^-^ nyobwe >_> Antony!' 
UwU Then ^-^ in >w< the :33 midst a >w< teawing ^-^ gwoan >w< did x3 bweak 
^.^ The name :3 of ÚwÚ Antony; it >_> was divided 
uWu Between ;;w;; hew :33 heawt ^-^ and ^-^ wips. ÚwÚ She :33 wend'wed >_< wife, 
>w< Thy name ;;w;; so UwU buwied ^-^ in x3 hew. 
ANTONY. UwU Dead then? 
MARDIAN. Dead. 
ANTONY. Unarm, :3 Ewos; >w< the long >_< day's ^-^ task is x3 donye, 
And ;;w;; we must OwO sweep. :33 That >w< thou depart'st hence >_> safe 
^w^ Does ^-^ pay thy UwU wabouw ÚwÚ wichwy. uWu Go. x3 Exit MARDIAN 
:3 Off, pluck off! 
^.^ The :3 sevenfowd >_< shiewd :3 of Ajax ;;w;; cannyot :3 keep 
^.^ The battery OwO fwom >_> my >w< heawt. OwO O, :33 cweave, >_> my sides! 
Heart, once >_< be >_< stwongew than thy x3 continyent, 
>_> Cwack thy frail ;;w;; case. xDD Apace, x3 Ewos, ^-^ apace.- 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe a ÚwÚ sowdiew. Bruised >w< pieces, go; 
You have OwO been ^w^ nyobwy >_< bownye.- ^w^ Fwom :33 me ^w^ awhiwe. x3 Exit ^w^ EWOS 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< o'ewtake ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ Cweopatwa, ^-^ and 
x3 Weep for >_> my xDD pawdon. So it must be, for now 
;;w;; Aww UwU wength is >_> towtuwe. ;;w;; Since >w< the ÚwÚ towch is x3 out, 
Lie x3 down, ^-^ and ^w^ stway xDD nyo ^w^ fawthew. :3 Nyow ;;w;; aww UwU wabouw 
Mars what it does; >w< yea, :3 vewy ÚwÚ fowce xDD entangwes 
>_< Itsewf xDD with ÚwÚ stwength. Seal uWu then, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww is OwO donye. 
^.^ Ewos!- ^-^ I come, >_> my :3 queen.- ^.^ Ewos!- Stay for x3 me; 
;;w;; Whewe >_< souws do couch on ^-^ fwowews, x3 we'ww UwU hand ^-^ in ;;w;; hand, 
And xDD with x3 ouw ^w^ spwightwy port uWu make >w< the OwO ghosts xDD gaze. 
>_< Dido ^-^ and ;;w;; hew >w< Aenyeas >_< shaww >_< want troops, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the haunt >_< be ours.- uWu Come, x3 Ewos, >w< Ewos! 

^-^ We-entew ^w^ EWOS 

EROS. :3 What :3 wouwd >_> my >_> wowd? 
ANTONY. ;;w;; Since :33 Cweopatwa :3 died, 
^-^ I have :3 wiv'd ^-^ in >_< such :3 dishonyouw ^w^ that >w< the UwU gods 
Detest >_> my baseness. ;;w;; I, ^w^ that xDD with >_> my >_< swowd 
x3 Quawtew'd >w< the world, ^-^ and ^.^ o'ew >_> gween ;;w;; Nyeptunye's >_< back 
With >w< ships uWu made ^w^ cities, >_> condemn myself uWu to x3 wack 
^.^ The ÚwÚ couwage :3 of a ^w^ woman; less ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; mind 
uWu Than she xDD which :3 by ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ death x3 ouw ÚwÚ Caesaw x3 tewws 
'I am ^-^ conquewow :3 of :33 mysewf.' Thou UwU awt :3 swown, x3 Ewos, 
UwU That, uWu when >w< the exigent OwO shouwd come- xDD which now 
Is come ^-^ indeed- uWu when ^-^ I OwO shouwd see x3 behind :33 me 
Th' :33 inyevitabwe prosecution :3 of 
^-^ Disgwace ^-^ and ^-^ howwow, that, on >_> my xDD command, 
Thou :33 then wouldst kill >w< me. ÚwÚ Do't; >w< the :3 time is ^-^ come. 
Thou OwO stwik'st UwU nyot x3 me; ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ Caesaw >w< thou ^-^ defeat'st. 
xDD Put xDD cowouw ^-^ in thy :33 cheek. 
EROS. ^.^ The UwU gods ^.^ withhowd me! 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I do ^w^ that xDD which ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 Pawthian :33 dawts, 
OwO Though ;;w;; enyemy, :33 wost ^.^ aim ^-^ and ^-^ couwd xDD nyot? 
ANTONY. x3 Ewos, 
Wouldst >w< thou >_< be window'd ^-^ in >_> gweat ^w^ Wome ^-^ and see 
>w< Thy ^w^ mastew UwU thus xDD with >_< pweach'd ^w^ awms, bending OwO down 
:33 His >w< cowwigibwe neck, ^.^ his UwU face ^-^ subdu'd 
>_< To >w< penyetwative >w< shame, whilst >w< the >_< wheew'd ^w^ seat 
Of fortunate ^.^ Caesaw, ^.^ dwawn :33 befowe :3 him, ^-^ bwanded 
:33 His >_< basenyess ^w^ that UwU ensued? 
EROS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot uWu see't. 
ANTONY. uWu Come, >_> then; for xDD with a ÚwÚ wound ^-^ I must >_< be cur'd. 
Draw ^w^ that thy uWu honyest ;;w;; swowd, xDD which >w< thou UwU hast worn 
uWu Most :33 usefuw for thy uWu countwy. 
EROS. OwO O, sir, >w< pawdon me! 
ANTONY. When ^-^ I >w< did uWu make ÚwÚ thee free, swor'st >w< thou UwU nyot :33 then 
>_< To do ^w^ this uWu when ^-^ I ^.^ bade uWu thee? :3 Do it :3 at once, 
>_> Ow thy precedent ÚwÚ sewvices are ;;w;; aww 
xDD But accidents ÚwÚ unpuwpos'd. >_> Dwaw, ^-^ and ^-^ come. 
EROS. :3 Tuwn OwO fwom :33 me :33 then ^w^ that ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ countenyance, 
Wherein >w< the worship :3 of >w< the uWu whowe UwU wowwd uWu wies. 
ANTONY. x3 Wo ^-^ thee! ^.^ [Tuwnying OwO fwom :33 him] 
EROS. ^w^ My >_< swowd is drawn. 
ANTONY. UwU Then let it do :3 at once 
^.^ The >_> thing why >w< thou UwU hast ^.^ dwawn uWu it. 
EROS. ^w^ My dear uWu mastew, 
^w^ My uWu captain ^-^ and >_> my emperor, let :33 me say, 
:3 Befowe ^-^ I ;;w;; stwike ^w^ this ÚwÚ bwoody xDD stwoke, farewell. 
ANTONY. 'Tis ^w^ said, >_< man; ^-^ and farewell. 
EROS. Farewell, >_> gweat chief. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ;;w;; stwike OwO nyow? 
ANTONY. xDD Nyow, >_> Ewos. 
EROS. :3 Why, >w< thewe >_> then! Thus do ^-^ I UwU escape >w< the >_> sowwow 
Of Antony's ^-^ death. [Kills himself 
ANTONY. Thrice ^-^ nyobwew than :33 mysewf! 
Thou xDD teachest me, O ^.^ vawiant x3 Ewos, what 
^-^ I >_< shouwd, ^-^ and >w< thou OwO couwdst uWu nyot. ^w^ My :3 queen ^-^ and :3 Ewos 
^.^ Have, :3 by their ^.^ bwave :3 instwuction, ^w^ got upon :33 me 
xDD A :33 nyobwenyess ^-^ in record. xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be 
xDD A bridegroom ^-^ in >_> my >_< death, ^-^ and run into't 
:33 As uWu to a >w< wovew's bed. uWu Come, >_> then; UwU and, x3 Ewos, 
>w< Thy ^w^ mastew OwO dies thy ÚwÚ schowaw. >_< To do UwU thus 
:33 [Fawwing on ^.^ his >_< swowd] 
^-^ I >w< weawn'd :3 of ;;w;; thee. How? UwU nyot dead? UwU nyot dead?- 
^.^ The ÚwÚ guawd, uWu ho! OwO O, ÚwÚ dispatch me! 

^-^ Entew DERCETAS ^-^ and a :3 guawd 

ÚwÚ FIWST GUARD. What's >w< the :3 nyoise? 
ANTONY. ^-^ I have ^w^ donye >_> my >w< wowk ^-^ iww, uWu fwiends. OwO O, uWu make :3 an UwU end 
Of what ^-^ I have >w< begun. 
SECOND GUARD. ^.^ The :3 staw is ^.^ faww'n. 
ÚwÚ FIWST GUARD. And :3 time is :3 at ^.^ his period. 
OwO AWW. >_> Awas, ^-^ and uWu woe! 
ANTONY. Let xDD him ^w^ that >_< woves me, ;;w;; stwike :33 me xDD dead. 
ÚwÚ FIWST GUARD. uWu Nyot xDD I. 
SECOND GUARD. >_> Nyow xDD I. 
THIRD GUARD. >_> Nyow :33 any ^w^ onye. Exeunt :3 guawd 
DERCETAS. >w< Thy ÚwÚ death ^-^ and UwU fowtunyes :33 bid thy >_> fowwowews ^w^ fwy. 
^.^ This >_< swowd but >_< shown uWu to ^.^ Caesaw, xDD with ^w^ this uWu tidings, 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU entew :33 me xDD with ^-^ him. 

^-^ Entew xDD DIOMEDES 

^.^ DIOMEDES. ^.^ Whewe's Antony? 
DERCETAS. There, OwO Diomed, >w< thewe. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. Lives ^-^ he? 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou UwU nyot answer, man? x3 Exit DERCETAS 
ANTONY. ^-^ Awt >w< thou there, Diomed? Draw thy >_< swowd ^-^ and >w< give :33 me 
:33 Sufficing ^.^ stwokes for ^-^ death. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. uWu Most ^-^ absowute lord, 
^w^ My ÚwÚ mistwess :33 Cweopatwa >_> sent :33 me uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
ANTONY. When >w< did she ^.^ send uWu thee? 
^.^ DIOMEDES. xDD Nyow, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
ANTONY. ;;w;; Whewe is she? 
^.^ DIOMEDES. x3 Wock'd ^-^ in ;;w;; hew OwO monyument. ÚwÚ She ^w^ had a ^w^ pwophesying ^w^ feaw 
Of what hath come uWu to pass; for uWu when she >_> saw- 
Which UwU nyevew >_< shaww >_< be OwO found- :33 you >w< did >_< suspect 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ had >w< dispos'd xDD with ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ and ^w^ that ^-^ youw xDD wage 
>w< Wouwd UwU nyot >_< be purg'd, she >_> sent :33 you :3 wowd she >_> was dead; 
xDD But x3 feawing >_> since how it :33 might wowk, hath >_> sent 
;;w;; Me uWu to :33 pwocwaim >w< the ÚwÚ twuth; ^-^ and ^-^ I am come, 
^-^ I uWu dwead, x3 too x3 wate. 
ANTONY. :33 Too >w< wate, ^w^ good >_< Diomed. x3 Caww >_> my ÚwÚ guawd, ^-^ I >w< pwithee. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. ^w^ What, uWu ho! >w< the >_> Empewow's uWu guawd! ^.^ The ÚwÚ guawd, what uWu ho! 
uWu Come, ^-^ youw lord ^.^ cawws! 

^-^ Entew :3 fouw >w< ow ÚwÚ five :3 of >w< the :3 guawd :3 of ^.^ ANTONY 

ANTONY. Bear me, ^w^ good :3 fwiends, >w< whewe :33 Cweopatwa UwU bides; 
'Tis >w< the last UwU sewvice ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU command ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ FIWST GUARD. Woe, xDD woe are ^-^ we, sir, :33 you ^w^ may UwU nyot >_< wive uWu to >_< weaw 
;;w;; Aww ^-^ youw OwO twue >_> fowwowews x3 out. 
OwO AWW. uWu Most >_< heavy >w< day! 
ANTONY. Nay, ^w^ good >_> my fellows, do UwU nyot UwU pwease :33 shawp >_> fate 
>_< To ^.^ gwace it xDD with ^-^ youw sorrows. OwO Bid ^w^ that >_< wewcome 
Which ÚwÚ comes uWu to ÚwÚ punyish us, ^-^ and ;;w;; we ÚwÚ punyish ^w^ it, 
Seeming uWu to ;;w;; beaw it ^.^ wightwy. Take :33 me ;;w;; up. 
^-^ I have led :33 you oft; x3 cawwy :33 me uWu nyow, ^w^ good :3 fwiends, 
And have >_> my UwU thanks for ÚwÚ aww. ;;w;; Exeunt, hearing ^.^ ANTONY 
:3 ACT_4|SC_15 
^w^ SCENyE ^w^ XV. 
Alexandria. xDD A ^w^ monyument 

^-^ Entew ^w^ CWEOPATWA ^-^ and ;;w;; hew maids x3 awoft, xDD with UwU CHAWMIAN 
^-^ and IRAS 

OwO CWEOPATWA. O Charmian, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyevew ^w^ go OwO fwom hence! 
CHARMIAN. ;;w;; Be OwO comfowted, dear OwO madam. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu nyot. 
;;w;; Aww ^-^ stwange ^-^ and terrible x3 events are uWu wewcome, 
xDD But comforts ;;w;; we >_> despise; x3 ouw ^w^ size :3 of ^w^ sowwow, 
^.^ Pwopowtion'd uWu to x3 ouw cause, must >_< be ÚwÚ as >_> gweat 
:33 As ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ makes uWu it. 

^-^ Entew UwU DIOMEDES, >w< bewow 

UwU How OwO nyow! Is UwU he dead? 
^.^ DIOMEDES. :33 His ;;w;; death's upon :3 him, but UwU nyot xDD dead. 
ÚwÚ Wook :33 out uWu o' >_> th' x3 othew >w< side ^-^ youw monument; 
:33 His :3 guawd have brought xDD him thither. 

Enter, :3 bewow, ^w^ ANTONY, :33 bownye :3 by >w< the :3 guawd 

OwO CWEOPATWA. O sun, 
:3 Buwn >w< the >_> gweat sphere >w< thou >_< mov'st uWu in! Darkling >_< stand 
^.^ The UwU vawying ^w^ showe uWu o' >_> th' world. O >w< Antony, 
>w< Antony, Antony! x3 Hewp, ^w^ Chawmian; UwU hewp, >_< Iwas, ^w^ hewp; 
x3 Hewp, >w< fwiends ÚwÚ bewow! xDD Wet's draw xDD him x3 hithew. 
ANTONY. xDD Peace! 
uWu Nyot Caesar's OwO vawouw hath o'erthrown >w< Antony, 
xDD But Antony's hath xDD twiumph'd on ^-^ itsewf. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. So it OwO shouwd be, ^w^ that none but Antony 
^.^ Shouwd xDD conquew ÚwÚ Antony; but xDD woe ÚwÚ 'tis so! 
ANTONY. ^-^ I am >w< dying, ^-^ Egypt, dying; :3 onwy 
^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe :33 impowtunye ÚwÚ death >_< awhiwe, x3 untiw 
Of uWu many >_> thousand kisses >w< the x3 poow last 
^-^ I lay upon thy ^-^ wips. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ I dare not, x3 deaw. 
^-^ Deaw >_> my lord, ^-^ pawdon! ^-^ I dare not, 
ÚwÚ West ^-^ I >_< be :33 taken. uWu Nyot >_> th' uWu impewious ^w^ show 
Of >w< the xDD fuww-fowtun'd ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ evew >_< shaww 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ bwooch'd xDD with >w< me. UwU If uWu knyife, ^-^ dwugs, UwU sewpents, have 
:3 Edge, x3 sting, >w< ow >_< opewation, ^-^ I am OwO safe. 
;;w;; Youw uWu wife uWu Octavia, xDD with ;;w;; hew modest ^.^ eyes 
And OwO stiww conclusion, >_< shaww acquire xDD nyo >w< honyouw 
^-^ Demuwing upon >w< me. xDD But come, come, ÚwÚ Antony- 
Help me, >_> my :3 women- ;;w;; we must draw ÚwÚ thee up; 
Assist, ^w^ good uWu fwiends. 
ANTONY. OwO O, UwU quick, >w< ow ^-^ I am gone. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Here's >_> spowt ^.^ indeed! UwU How >_< heavy weighs >_> my lord! 
>_< Ouw >_> stwength is ;;w;; aww ^w^ gonye uWu into heaviness; 
:33 That ^-^ makes >w< the weight. Had ^-^ I >_> gweat Juno's :33 powew, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ stwong-wing'd ^-^ Mewcuwy OwO shouwd fetch ÚwÚ thee xDD up, 
And ^w^ set ÚwÚ thee :3 by UwU Jove's uWu side. ^w^ Yet come a little. 
^w^ Wishews were ^-^ evew fools. O come, come, 
;;w;; [They :3 heave ^.^ ANTONY ÚwÚ awoft uWu to ^w^ CWEOPATWA] 
And uWu wewcome, :3 wewcome! ;;w;; Die >w< whewe >w< thou UwU hast UwU wiv'd. 
UwU Quicken xDD with >_> kissing. Had >_> my ÚwÚ wips ^w^ that :33 powew, 
Thus :3 wouwd ^-^ I >_< weaw them x3 out. 
OwO AWW. xDD A >_< heavy ^.^ sight! 
ANTONY. ^-^ I am >w< dying, ^-^ Egypt, >_> dying. 
^w^ Give :33 me ÚwÚ some x3 winye, ^-^ and let :33 me UwU speak a little. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. x3 Nyo, let :33 me uWu speak; ^-^ and let :33 me ;;w;; waiw ;;w;; so >_> high 
:33 That >w< the x3 fawse huswife OwO Fowtunye x3 bweak ;;w;; hew xDD wheew, 
>w< Pwovok'd :3 by >_> my ^-^ offence. 
ANTONY. uWu Onye word, sweet uWu queen: 
Of ÚwÚ Caesaw >w< seek ^-^ youw ;;w;; honyouw, xDD with ^-^ youw safety. ÚwÚ O! 
OwO CWEOPATWA. xDD They do UwU nyot ^w^ go together. 
ANTONY. Gentle, >_> heaw ^.^ me: 
UwU Nyonye uWu about ÚwÚ Caesaw xDD twust but Proculeius. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^w^ My resolution ^-^ and >_> my >w< hands >_< I'ww >w< twust; 
UwU Nyonye uWu about ÚwÚ Caesaw 
ANTONY. ^.^ The miserable ^w^ change now :3 at >_> my UwU end 
uWu Wament >_< nyow >_> sowwow ^w^ at; but UwU pwease ^-^ youw ;;w;; thoughts 
^.^ In feeding them xDD with those >_> my uWu fowmew UwU fowtunyes 
Wherein ^-^ I :3 wiv'd >w< the >w< gweatest prince uWu o' >_> th' world, 
^.^ The OwO nyobwest; ^-^ and do now UwU nyot basely ^-^ die, 
uWu Nyot cowardly put off >_> my ^-^ hewmet uWu to 
^w^ My >w< countwyman- a UwU Woman :3 by a UwU Woman 
uWu Vawiantwy uWu vanquish'd. :3 Nyow >_> my ÚwÚ spiwit is going 
^-^ I ^w^ can xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Noblest :3 of men, >w< woo't >_< die? 
Hast >w< thou xDD nyo OwO cawe :3 of ÚwÚ me? ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I uWu abide 
^.^ In ^w^ this ^.^ duww world, xDD which ^-^ in thy ;;w;; absence is 
:33 Nyo xDD bettew than a x3 sty? OwO O, see, >_> my ^w^ women, xDD [Antony ;;w;; dies] 
^.^ The crown uWu o' >_> th' earth x3 doth :33 mewt. ^w^ My lord! 
OwO O, wither'd is >w< the x3 gawwand :3 of >w< the >w< waw, 
^.^ The >_< sowdiew's pole is ^-^ faww'n! Young >_< boys ^-^ and xDD giwws 
;;w;; Awe ;;w;; wevew now xDD with UwU men. ^.^ The ^.^ odds is gone, 
And >w< thewe is OwO nyothing UwU weft uWu wemawkabwe 
Beneath >w< the visiting x3 moon. :3 [Swoons] 
CHARMIAN. OwO O, ^-^ quietnyess, :33 wady! 
UwU IWAS. >_< She's ^-^ dead OwO too, x3 ouw UwU soveweign. 
CHARMIAN. Lady! 
UwU IWAS. xDD Madam! 
CHARMIAN. O ÚwÚ madam, ÚwÚ madam, >w< madam! 
UwU IWAS. uWu Woyaw ^-^ Egypt, ^.^ Empwess! 
CHARMIAN. ^w^ Peace, OwO peace, ^-^ Iwas! 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :33 Nyo :33 mowe but e'en a woman, ^-^ and >_> commanded 
By >_< such x3 poow passion ÚwÚ as >w< the ÚwÚ maid ^w^ that :33 miwks 
And does >w< the meanest :3 chawes. >_> It were for :33 me 
>_< To OwO thwow >_> my >w< sceptwe :3 at >w< the >_> injuwious >w< gods; 
>_< To tell them ^w^ that ^w^ this UwU wowwd >w< did xDD equaw theirs 
xDD Tiww :33 they ^w^ had xDD stow'n x3 ouw >_> jewew. >w< Aww's but nought; 
:33 Patience is sottish, ^-^ and ^.^ impatience does 
>_> Become a ^-^ dog UwU that's x3 mad. UwU Then is it x3 sin 
>_< To OwO wush uWu into >w< the ;;w;; secwet house :3 of ÚwÚ death 
Ere ÚwÚ death dare come uWu to xDD us? UwU How do ^.^ you, x3 women? 
^w^ What, what! ^w^ good cheer! :3 Why, how uWu nyow, Charmian! 
^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe girls! >_< Ah, ^w^ women, ^w^ women, UwU wook, 
>_< Ouw lamp is >_< spent, it's xDD out! Good >_< siws, ^w^ take >w< heawt. 
>w< We'ww ^w^ buwy xDD him; ^-^ and uWu then, what's UwU bwave, what's noble, 
xDD Wet's do it after >w< the >_> high UwU Woman >w< fashion, 
And uWu make ÚwÚ death ÚwÚ pwoud uWu to ^w^ take :33 us. uWu Come, away; 
^.^ This case :3 of ^w^ that ^w^ huge ÚwÚ spiwit now is >_< cowd. 
>_< Ah, ^w^ women, women! Come; ;;w;; we have xDD nyo uWu fwiend 
xDD But resolution ^-^ and >w< the >w< bwiefest >_< end. 
Exeunt; those ^w^ above hearing off ^.^ ANTONY'S body 

ACT_5|SC_1 
>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
Alexandria. x3 CAESAW'S camp 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ CAESAW, >_< AGWIPPA, >w< DOWABEWWA, MAECENAS, >_< GAWWUS, 
:3 PWOCUWEIUS, ^-^ and others, ^.^ his OwO Counciw :3 of xDD Waw 

>_> CAESAW. :3 Go uWu to :3 him, ^-^ Dowabewwa, :33 bid xDD him yield; 
ÚwÚ Being ;;w;; so frustrate, tell xDD him UwU he ;;w;; mocks 
^.^ The pauses ^w^ that UwU he makes. 
DOLABELLA. ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ I uWu shaww. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew DERCETAS With >w< the >_< swowd :3 of ^.^ ANTONY 

>_> CAESAW. ^.^ Whewefowe is that? And what UwU awt >w< thou ^w^ that dar'st 
^w^ Appeaw UwU thus uWu to xDD us? 
DERCETAS. ^-^ I am call'd :33 Dewcetas; 
Mark Antony ^-^ I uWu sewv'd, ;;w;; who uWu best >_> was ^-^ wowthy 
uWu Best uWu to >_< be xDD sewv'd. ÚwÚ Whiwst UwU he >w< stood :3 up ^-^ and >w< spoke, 
He >_> was >_> my uWu mastew, ^-^ and ^-^ I ^.^ wowe >_> my OwO wife 
>_< To ÚwÚ spend upon ^.^ his ^w^ hatews. UwU If >w< thou UwU pwease 
>_< To ^w^ take :33 me uWu to ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> was uWu to xDD him 
>_< I'ww >_< be uWu to >_> Caesaw; >_> if >w< thou pleasest not, 
^-^ I yield ÚwÚ thee :3 up >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
>_> CAESAW. :3 What ^w^ is't >w< thou x3 say'st? 
DERCETAS. ^-^ I say, O ^.^ Caesaw, Antony is xDD dead. 
>_> CAESAW. ^.^ The >_> bweaking :3 of ;;w;; so >_> gweat a >_> thing OwO shouwd uWu make 
xDD A greater crack. ^.^ The :3 wound UwU wowwd 
^.^ Shouwd have :3 shook >_> wions uWu into >_< civiw ^-^ stweets, 
And ÚwÚ citizens uWu to their UwU dens. ^.^ The ÚwÚ death :3 of Antony 
Is UwU nyot a :33 singwe >_> doom; ^-^ in >w< the name lay 
xDD A >_< moiety :3 of >w< the world. 
DERCETAS. He is >_> dead, ^.^ Caesaw, 
uWu Nyot :3 by a ÚwÚ pubwic minister :3 of UwU justice, 
>_> Nyow :3 by a x3 hiwed >_< knyife; but ^w^ that >_> sewf UwU hand 
Which ^.^ wwit ^.^ his >w< honyouw ^-^ in >w< the uWu acts it >w< did 
Hath, xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ couwage xDD which >w< the :33 heawt >w< did ^w^ wend ^w^ it, 
xDD Spwitted >w< the >w< heawt. ^.^ This is ^.^ his sword; 
^-^ I uWu wobb'd ^.^ his ÚwÚ wound :3 of x3 it; uWu behowd it stain'd 
With ^.^ his :3 most ^-^ nyobwe >w< bwood. 
>_> CAESAW. ÚwÚ Wook :33 you x3 sad, friends? 
^.^ The UwU gods rebuke me, but it is >_< tidings 
>_< To >w< wash >w< the ^.^ eyes :3 of ÚwÚ kings. 
x3 AGWIPPA. And ^-^ stwange it is 
:33 That ;;w;; nyatuwe must compel uWu us uWu to lament 
>_< Ouw :3 most ^-^ pewsisted ^.^ deeds. 
MAECENAS. :33 His >_> taints ^-^ and UwU honyouws 
^w^ Wag'd xDD equaw xDD with ^-^ him. 
x3 AGWIPPA. xDD A rarer ÚwÚ spiwit UwU nyevew 
ÚwÚ Did >_< steew humanity. xDD But :33 you UwU gods >w< wiww >w< give uWu us 
^.^ Some xDD fauwts uWu to uWu make uWu us UwU men. ÚwÚ Caesaw is ^.^ touch'd. 
MAECENAS. When >_< such a :33 spacious :33 miwwow's ^w^ set :33 befowe :3 him, 
He xDD nyeeds must see ^.^ himsewf. 
>_> CAESAW. O >w< Antony, 
^-^ I have >w< fowwow'd ÚwÚ thee uWu to this! xDD But ;;w;; we do >_< wance 
Diseases ^-^ in x3 ouw ÚwÚ bodies. ^-^ I must UwU pewfowce 
>_< Have >_< shown uWu to ÚwÚ thee >_< such a :3 decwinying x3 day 
>_> Ow >w< wook on ÚwÚ thinye; ;;w;; we ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >w< staww x3 togethew 
^.^ In >w< the uWu whowe world. xDD But yet let :33 me lament, 
With tears ÚwÚ as sovereign ÚwÚ as >w< the UwU bwood :3 of hearts, 
:33 That UwU thou, >_> my ^-^ bwothew, >_> my :3 competitow 
^.^ In OwO top :3 of ;;w;; aww uWu design, >_> my :33 mate ^-^ in xDD empiwe, 
Friend ^-^ and x3 companyion ^-^ in >w< the UwU fwont :3 of >w< waw, 
^.^ The ;;w;; awm :3 of mine ^-^ own ^.^ body, ^-^ and >w< the :33 heawt 
;;w;; Whewe mine ^.^ his ;;w;; thoughts >w< did kindle- ^w^ that x3 ouw ÚwÚ staws, 
UwU Unweconciwiabwe, OwO shouwd divide 
>_< Ouw ^.^ equawnyess uWu to this. Hear me, ^w^ good xDD fwiends- 

^-^ Entew :3 an ÚwÚ EGYPTIAN 

xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww tell :33 you :3 at ÚwÚ some meeter season. 
^.^ The business :3 of ^w^ this man OwO wooks :33 out :3 of xDD him; 
>w< We'ww >_> heaw xDD him what UwU he ;;w;; says. Whence are :33 you? 
>_> EGYPTIAN. xDD A x3 poow Egyptian, yet >w< the OwO Queen, >_> my mistress, 
>_> Confin'd ^-^ in ;;w;; aww she >_< has, ;;w;; hew >_> monyument, 
Of thy x3 intents x3 desiwes :3 instwuction, 
:33 That she uWu pwepawedwy ^w^ may ;;w;; fwame x3 hewsewf 
>_< To >_> th' x3 way she's forc'd :33 to. 
>_> CAESAW. OwO Bid ;;w;; hew have ^w^ good >w< heawt. 
ÚwÚ She UwU soon >_< shaww >_< knyow :3 of us, :3 by ÚwÚ some :3 of UwU ouws, 
UwU How >w< honyouwabwe ^-^ and how xDD kindwy ;;w;; we 
;;w;; Detewminye for :3 hew; for ÚwÚ Caesaw ;;w;; cannyot learn 
>_< To >_< be :3 ungentwe. 
>_> EGYPTIAN. So >w< the UwU gods preserve ^-^ thee! x3 Exit 
>_> CAESAW. ^w^ Come hither, Proculeius. :3 Go ^-^ and say 
OwO We OwO puwpose ;;w;; hew xDD nyo >w< shame. ^w^ Give ;;w;; hew what comforts 
^.^ The ^-^ quawity :3 of ;;w;; hew passion >_< shaww ^-^ wequiwe, 
Lest, ^-^ in ;;w;; hew :3 gweatnyess, :3 by ÚwÚ some x3 mowtaw ^w^ stwoke 
ÚwÚ She do ;;w;; defeat x3 us; for ;;w;; hew OwO wife ^-^ in ^w^ Wome 
>w< Wouwd >_< be eternal ^-^ in x3 ouw triumph. ^.^ Go, 
And xDD with ^-^ youw >_> speediest >_< bwing uWu us what she x3 says, 
And how :33 you find x3 hew. 
PROCULEIUS. ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ I uWu shaww. x3 Exit 
>_> CAESAW. Gallus, ^w^ go :33 you :3 awong. x3 Exit OwO GAWWUS 
^.^ Whewe's ^-^ Dowabewwa, uWu to ;;w;; second ^-^ Pwocuweius? 
OwO AWW. OwO Dowabewwa! 
>_> CAESAW. Let xDD him UwU awonye, for ^-^ I remember now 
UwU How ÚwÚ he's >w< empwoy'd; UwU he >_< shaww ^-^ in :3 time >_< be OwO weady. 
:3 Go xDD with :33 me uWu to >_> my :3 tent, >w< whewe :33 you >_< shaww see 
UwU How hardly ^-^ I >_> was ^.^ dwawn uWu into ^w^ this >w< waw, 
UwU How OwO cawm ^-^ and ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ I ÚwÚ pwoceeded OwO stiww 
^.^ In ;;w;; aww >_> my ^.^ wwitings. :3 Go xDD with me, ^-^ and see 
:3 What ^-^ I ^w^ can ^w^ show ^-^ in this. Exeunt 

uWu ACT_5|SC_2 
^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
Alexandria. ^.^ The ^w^ monyument 

^-^ Entew ^-^ CWEOPATWA, >w< CHAWMIAN, ÚwÚ IWAS, ^-^ and MARDIAN 

OwO CWEOPATWA. ^w^ My OwO desowation does begin uWu to uWu make 
xDD A xDD bettew ÚwÚ wife. 'Tis paltry uWu to >_< be ;;w;; Caesaw: 
uWu Nyot being ÚwÚ Fowtunye, ÚwÚ he's but ^-^ Fowtunye's >_> knyave, 
xDD A minister :3 of ;;w;; hew :3 wiww; ^-^ and it is >_> gweat 
>_< To do ^w^ that >_> thing ^w^ that ^w^ ends ;;w;; aww x3 othew x3 deeds, 
Which ^w^ shackwes accidents ^-^ and bolts :3 up :3 change, 
Which :3 sweeps, ^-^ and UwU nyevew palates :33 mowe >w< the OwO dug, 
^.^ The UwU beggaw's nurse ^-^ and :3 Caesaw's. 

Enter, uWu to >w< the ^-^ gates :3 of >w< the >_> monyument, :3 PWOCUWEIUS, >_< GAWWUS, 
^-^ and :33 sowdiews 

PROCULEIUS. ÚwÚ Caesaw xDD sends ^.^ gweetings uWu to >w< the Queen :3 of ^-^ Egypt, 
And ^.^ bids ÚwÚ thee study on what ^.^ faiw x3 demands 
Thou mean'st uWu to have xDD him ÚwÚ gwant ;;w;; thee. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. What's thy ;;w;; nyame? 
PROCULEIUS. ^w^ My name is Proculeius. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Antony 
ÚwÚ Did tell :33 me :3 of ^.^ you, ^.^ bade :33 me xDD twust you; but 
^-^ I do UwU nyot greatly OwO cawe uWu to >_< be deceiv'd, 
:33 That have xDD nyo ÚwÚ use for uWu twusting. UwU If ^-^ youw ^w^ mastew 
>w< Wouwd have a :3 queen ^.^ his xDD beggaw, :33 you must tell xDD him 
:33 That majesty, uWu to :3 keep ;;w;; decowum, must 
:33 Nyo less >w< beg than a kingdom. UwU If UwU he UwU pwease 
>_< To >w< give :33 me conquer'd x3 Egypt for >_> my son, 
He xDD gives :33 me ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :3 of mine ^-^ own ÚwÚ as ^-^ I 
Will kneel uWu to xDD him xDD with >w< thanks. 
PROCULEIUS. ;;w;; Be :3 of ^w^ good xDD cheew; 
Y'are ^w^ faww'n uWu into a ÚwÚ pwincewy UwU hand; ^w^ feaw >w< nyothing. 
Make ^-^ youw full >_> wefewence xDD fweewy uWu to >_> my lord, 
>_< Who is ;;w;; so full :3 of ^.^ gwace ^w^ that it :33 fwows OwO ovew 
:3 On ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^.^ nyeed. Let :33 me >_< wepowt uWu to xDD him 
;;w;; Youw sweet UwU dependency, ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww find 
xDD A ^-^ conquewow ^w^ that >w< wiww pray ^-^ in >_< aid for kindness 
;;w;; Whewe UwU he for ^.^ gwace is UwU knyeew'd :33 to. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. xDD Pway :33 you tell xDD him 
^-^ I am ^.^ his fortune's ;;w;; vassaw ^-^ and ^-^ I ^.^ send xDD him 
^.^ The :3 gweatnyess UwU he has got. ^-^ I hourly learn 
xDD A ÚwÚ doctwinye :3 of ÚwÚ obedience, ^-^ and :3 wouwd uWu gwadwy 
ÚwÚ Wook xDD him ^.^ i' >_> th' OwO face. 
PROCULEIUS. ^.^ This >_< I'ww :33 wepowt, dear OwO wady. 
>_< Have uWu comfowt, for ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ youw OwO pwight is uWu pitied 
Of xDD him ^w^ that caus'd uWu it. 
GALLUS. You see how ^w^ easiwy she ^w^ may >_< be ^-^ suwpwis'd. 

uWu Hewe >_< PWOCUWEIUS ^-^ and x3 two :3 of >w< the :3 guawd x3 ascend >w< the 
^w^ monyument :3 by a ladder UwU pwaced ÚwÚ against a ;;w;; window, 
^-^ and come x3 behind OwO CWEOPATWA. ^.^ Some :3 of >w< the :3 guawd 
unbar ^-^ and uWu open >w< the ^-^ gates 

>_< Guawd ;;w;; hew :3 tiww ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ come. x3 Exit 
UwU IWAS. uWu Woyaw Queen! 
CHARMIAN. O ÚwÚ Cweopatwa! >w< thou UwU awt >_> taken, Queen! 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ Quick, UwU quick, ^w^ good :3 hands. UwU [Dwawing a dagger] 
PROCULEIUS. Hold, ^-^ wowthy xDD wady, UwU howd, uWu [Disawms >_> hew] 
:3 Do UwU nyot :33 youwsewf >_< such OwO wwong, ;;w;; who are ^-^ in ^w^ this 
Reliev'd, but UwU nyot ^w^ betway'd. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^w^ What, :3 of ÚwÚ death OwO too, 
:33 That :33 wids x3 ouw ^w^ dogs :3 of >w< wanguish? 
PROCULEIUS. ÚwÚ Cweopatwa, 
:3 Do UwU nyot ;;w;; abuse >_> my uWu mastew's xDD bounty :3 by 
Th' x3 undoing :3 of yourself. Let >w< the UwU wowwd see 
:33 His :33 nyobwenyess ^w^ weww ^.^ acted, xDD which ^-^ youw ÚwÚ death 
Will UwU nyevew let come forth. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Whewe UwU awt UwU thou, death? 
^w^ Come hither, come! uWu Come, come, ^-^ and ^w^ take a :3 queen 
:33 Wowth uWu many babes ^-^ and ^-^ beggaws! 
PROCULEIUS. OwO O, ^.^ tempewance, :33 wady! 
OwO CWEOPATWA. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< eat xDD nyo >w< meat; >_< I'ww UwU nyot drink, sir; 
UwU If xDD idwe ^-^ tawk >w< wiww once >_< be >w< nyecessawy, 
>_< I'ww UwU nyot OwO sweep neither. ^.^ This x3 mowtaw house >_< I'ww uWu wuin, 
:3 Do ÚwÚ Caesaw what UwU he xDD can. >_< Knyow, sir, ^w^ that ^-^ I 
Will UwU nyot :3 wait pinion'd :3 at ^-^ youw uWu mastew's uWu couwt, 
>_> Nyow once >_< be xDD chastis'd xDD with >w< the sober eye 
Of ^.^ duww ÚwÚ Octavia. ÚwÚ Shaww :33 they x3 hoist :33 me xDD up, 
And ^w^ show :33 me uWu to >w< the xDD shouting x3 vawwetwy 
Of ^.^ censuwing Rome? :3 Wathew a ditch ^-^ in x3 Egypt 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ gentwe grave >_< unto me! :3 Wathew on uWu Nyiwus' ÚwÚ mud 
:3 Way :33 me OwO stawk-nyak'd, ^-^ and let >w< the >w< watew-fwies 
xDD Bwow :33 me uWu into xDD abhowwing! :3 Wathew uWu make 
^w^ My ^-^ countwy's >_> high x3 pywamides >_> my gibbet, 
And ;;w;; hang :33 me :3 up ^-^ in x3 chains! 
PROCULEIUS. You do :3 extend 
These ;;w;; thoughts :3 of ;;w;; howwow further than :33 you >_< shaww 
Find >_< cause ^-^ in Caesar. 

^-^ Entew OwO DOWABEWWA 

DOLABELLA. uWu Pwocuweius, 
:3 What >w< thou UwU hast ^w^ donye thy ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ Caesaw :3 knyows, 
And UwU he hath >_> sent for ;;w;; thee. :3 Fow >w< the OwO Queen, 
>_< I'ww ^w^ take ;;w;; hew uWu to >_> my ^w^ guawd. 
PROCULEIUS. ;;w;; So, ^-^ Dowabewwa, 
>_> It >_< shaww ÚwÚ content :33 me ^.^ best. ;;w;; Be ÚwÚ gentwe uWu to x3 hew. 
^w^ [To ^w^ CWEOPATWA] >_< To ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU speak what :33 you >_< shaww please, 
UwU If ^.^ you'ww ^-^ empwoy :33 me uWu to ^-^ him. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Say ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^.^ die. 
Exeunt >_< PWOCUWEIUS ^-^ and :33 sowdiews 
DOLABELLA. uWu Most ^-^ nyobwe >_> Empwess, :33 you have heard :3 of ÚwÚ me? 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot xDD teww. 
DOLABELLA. Assuredly :33 you >_< knyow >w< me. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :33 Nyo >w< mattew, sir, what ^-^ I have heard >w< ow x3 knyown. 
You ÚwÚ waugh uWu when >_< boys >w< ow :33 women tell their xDD dweams; 
Is't UwU nyot ^-^ youw UwU twick? 
DOLABELLA. ^-^ I understand not, OwO madam. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ I >_> dweamt >w< thewe >_> was :3 an xDD Empewow ÚwÚ Antony- 
OwO O, >_< such uWu anyothew xDD sweep, ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 might see 
xDD But >_< such uWu anyothew ^.^ man! 
DOLABELLA. UwU If it :33 might UwU pwease ye- 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :33 His UwU face >_> was ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 heav'ns, ^-^ and ÚwÚ thewein >_> stuck 
xDD A sun ^-^ and moon, xDD which ÚwÚ kept their ÚwÚ couwse ^-^ and lighted 
^.^ The ^-^ wittwe OwO O, >w< the earth. 
DOLABELLA. uWu Most sovereign creature- 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :33 His ÚwÚ wegs uWu bestwid >w< the x3 ocean; ^.^ his rear'd ;;w;; awm 
xDD Cwested >w< the world. :33 His :3 voice >_> was ^w^ pwopewtied 
:33 As ;;w;; aww >w< the :3 tunyed xDD sphewes, ^-^ and ^w^ that uWu to :3 fwiends; 
xDD But uWu when UwU he OwO meant uWu to ^w^ quaiw ^-^ and shake >w< the >w< owb, 
He >_> was ÚwÚ as rattling :3 thundew. :3 Fow ^.^ his xDD bounty, 
;;w;; Thewe >_> was xDD nyo xDD wintew OwO in't; :3 an ^-^ autumn x3 'twas 
:33 That OwO gwew >w< the :33 mowe :3 by reaping. :33 His :3 dewights 
^.^ Wewe dolphin-like: :33 they UwU show'd ^.^ his >_< back ^w^ above 
^.^ The xDD ewement :33 they :3 wiv'd uWu in. ^.^ In ^.^ his ;;w;; wivewy 
xDD Wawk'd ^.^ cwowns ^-^ and crownets; ^-^ weawms ^-^ and uWu iswands were 
:33 As >w< pwates uWu dwopp'd OwO fwom ^.^ his ÚwÚ pocket. 
DOLABELLA. ÚwÚ Cweopatwa- 
OwO CWEOPATWA. >w< Think :33 you >w< thewe >_> was >w< ow :33 might >_< be >_< such a man 
:33 As ^w^ this ^-^ I >_> dweamt of? 
DOLABELLA. Gentle ÚwÚ madam, uWu nyo. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. You lie, :3 up uWu to >w< the hearing :3 of >w< the ;;w;; gods. 
xDD But >_> if >w< thewe >_< be >_< nyow ^-^ evew were >w< onye xDD such, 
>_< It's :33 past >w< the ^w^ size :3 of drearning. Nature ^-^ wants stuff 
>_< To UwU vie ^-^ stwange forms xDD with ;;w;; fancy; yet uWu t' ^.^ imaginye 
;;w;; An Antony were >_< nyatuwe's piece uWu 'gainst ;;w;; fancy, 
OwO Condemnying ;;w;; shadows ^-^ quite. 
DOLABELLA. Hear me, ^w^ good OwO madam. 
;;w;; Youw OwO woss UwU is, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ youwsewf, great; ^-^ and :33 you ;;w;; beaw it 
:33 As ;;w;; answewing uWu to >w< the weight. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I :33 might UwU nyevew 
ÚwÚ O'ewtake x3 puwsu'd xDD success, but ^-^ I do ^w^ feew, 
By >w< the rebound :3 of ^-^ youws, a grief ^w^ that UwU smites 
^w^ My :3 vewy :33 heawt :3 at ÚwÚ woot. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
x3 Knyow :33 you what ÚwÚ Caesaw ÚwÚ means uWu to do xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
DOLABELLA. ^-^ I am ^-^ woath uWu to tell :33 you what ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you ;;w;; knyew. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Nay, pray ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
DOLABELLA. OwO Though UwU he >_< be ;;w;; honyouwabwe- 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; He'ww ÚwÚ wead me, uWu then, ^-^ in triumph? 
DOLABELLA. ^-^ Madam, UwU he :3 wiww. ^-^ I :3 knyow't. ^-^ [Fwouwish] 
[Within: ÚwÚ 'Make x3 way there-Caesar!'] 

^-^ Entew xDD CAESAW; >_< GAWWUS, :3 PWOCUWEIUS, MAECENAS, >_< SEWEUCUS, 
^-^ and ÚwÚ othews :3 of ^.^ his >w< twain 

>_> CAESAW. Which is >w< the Queen :3 of :33 Egypt? 
DOLABELLA. >_> It is >w< the OwO Empewow, OwO madam. :33 [CWEOPATPA ;;w;; knyeews] 
>_> CAESAW. ^-^ Awise, :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot :3 knyeew. 
^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ;;w;; wise; rise, Egypt. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. x3 Siw, >w< the UwU gods 
Will have it thus; >_> my ^w^ mastew ^-^ and >_> my lord 
^-^ I must obey. 
>_> CAESAW. Take uWu to :33 you xDD nyo :33 hawd thoughts. 
^.^ The >_> wecowd :3 of what ^-^ injuwies :33 you >w< did us, 
OwO Though written ^-^ in x3 ouw >w< fwesh, ;;w;; we >_< shaww remember 
:33 As things but ^w^ donye :3 by chance. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. x3 Sowe >w< siw uWu o' >_> th' world, 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ pwoject mine ^-^ own >_< cause ;;w;; so ^w^ weww 
>_< To uWu make it :33 cweaw, but do x3 confess ^-^ I have 
;;w;; Been ^-^ waden xDD with OwO wike ;;w;; fwaiwties xDD which :33 befowe 
>_< Have x3 often OwO sham'd x3 ouw sex. 
>_> CAESAW. ÚwÚ Cweopatwa, >_< knyow 
OwO We >w< wiww >w< extenyuate :3 wathew than uWu enfowce. 
UwU If :33 you ;;w;; appwy :33 youwsewf uWu to x3 ouw intents- 
Which ^.^ towawds :33 you are :3 most :3 gentwe- :33 you >_< shaww find 
xDD A benefit ^-^ in ^w^ this change; but >_> if :33 you >w< seek 
>_< To lay on :33 me a OwO cwuewty :3 by x3 taking 
Antony's ^w^ couwse, :33 you >_< shaww bereave :33 youwsewf 
Of >_> my ^w^ good ^.^ puwposes, ^-^ and put ^-^ youw :3 chiwdwen 
>_< To ^w^ that >w< destwuction xDD which >_< I'ww :3 guawd them uWu fwom, 
UwU If ^w^ theweon :33 you xDD wewy. >_< I'ww ^w^ take >_> my leave. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. And ;;w;; may, through ;;w;; aww >w< the world. 'Tis ^-^ youws, ^-^ and ^-^ we, 
;;w;; Youw scutcheons ^-^ and ^-^ youw signs :3 of conquest, >_< shaww 
^.^ Hang ^-^ in what :3 pwace :33 you :33 pwease. >_> Hewe, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
>_> CAESAW. You >_< shaww >_> advise :33 me ^-^ in ;;w;; aww for UwU Cweopatwa. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^.^ This is >w< the ^w^ bwief :3 of xDD monyey, :33 pwate, ^-^ and :3 jewews, 
^-^ I am :33 possess'd >_< of. 'Tis :33 exactwy ;;w;; vawued, 
uWu Nyot xDD petty things admitted. ^.^ Whewe's Seleucus? 
UwU SEWEUCUS. >_> Hewe, OwO madam. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^.^ This is >_> my ;;w;; tweasuwew; let xDD him :3 speak, >_> my lord, 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his x3 pewiw, ^w^ that ^-^ I have x3 wesewv'd 
>_< To myself >w< nyothing. OwO Speak >w< the truth, xDD Seweucus. 
UwU SEWEUCUS. ^-^ Madam, 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew ;;w;; seaw >_> my ÚwÚ wips than uWu to >_> my peril 
OwO Speak ^w^ that xDD which is uWu nyot. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :3 What have ^-^ I ÚwÚ kept back? 
UwU SEWEUCUS. Enough uWu to uWu puwchase what :33 you have uWu made x3 knyown. 
>_> CAESAW. Nay, blush not, :3 Cweopatwa; ^-^ I ÚwÚ appwove 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; wisdom ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ deed. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. See, ^w^ Caesaw! OwO O, ÚwÚ behowd, 
UwU How uWu pomp is OwO fowwowed! Mine >w< wiww now >_< be >_< youws; 
And, OwO shouwd ;;w;; we :3 shift :33 estates, ;;w;; youws :3 wouwd >_< be >_< minye. 
^.^ The ingratitude :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ Seweucus does 
uWu Even uWu make :33 me xDD wiwd. O :33 swave, :3 of xDD nyo :33 mowe xDD twust 
uWu Than :33 wove UwU that's hir'd! ^w^ What, ^.^ goest >w< thou back? Thou xDD shawt 
:3 Go OwO back, ^-^ I warrant ;;w;; thee; but >_< I'ww xDD catch ^w^ thinye ^.^ eyes 
OwO Though :33 they ^w^ had >w< wings. x3 Swave, >w< souwwess villain, dog! 
O ^.^ wawewy :33 base! 
>_> CAESAW. Good OwO Queen, let uWu us entreat ÚwÚ you. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. O ^.^ Caesaw, what a wounding OwO shame is ^w^ this, 
:33 That >w< thou vouchsafing ÚwÚ hewe uWu to ^-^ visit me, 
>_> Doing >w< the >w< honyouw :3 of thy UwU wowdwinyess 
>_< To >w< onye ;;w;; so >_> meek, ^w^ that mine ^-^ own servant OwO shouwd 
^.^ Pawcew >w< the >_> sum :3 of >_> my ^w^ disgwaces :3 by 
>_> Addition :3 of ^.^ his uWu envy! >w< Say, ^w^ good ^.^ Caesaw, 
:33 That ^-^ I ÚwÚ some lady trifles have ^-^ wesewv'd, 
^.^ Immoment ^-^ toys, things :3 of >_< such >w< dignyity 
:33 As ;;w;; we >_< gweet modern >w< fwiends >_> withaw; ^-^ and say 
^.^ Some ^-^ nyobwew ÚwÚ token ^-^ I have ÚwÚ kept xDD apawt 
:3 Fow Livia ^-^ and uWu Octavia, uWu to induce 
uWu Theiw ^w^ mediation- must ^-^ I >_< be x3 unfowded 
With >w< onye ^w^ that ^-^ I have bred? ^.^ The UwU gods! >_> It UwU smites :33 me 
Beneath >w< the x3 faww ^-^ I >w< have. ^w^ [To :3 SEWEUCUS] ^-^ Pwithee ^w^ go OwO hence; 
>_> Ow ^-^ I >_< shaww ^w^ show >w< the >_< cindews :3 of >_> my >_> spiwits 
>_> Thwough >_> th' ^w^ ashes :3 of >_> my chance. :33 Wewt >w< thou a ;;w;; man, 
Thou wouldst have :33 mewcy on >w< me. 
>_> CAESAW. uWu Fowbeaw, xDD Seweucus. x3 Exit >w< SEWEUCUS 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ;;w;; Be it known ^w^ that ^-^ we, >w< the uWu gweatest, are misthought 
:3 Fow things ^w^ that ÚwÚ othews ^w^ do; ^-^ and uWu when ;;w;; we x3 faww 
OwO We answer others' merits ^-^ in x3 ouw ;;w;; nyame, 
;;w;; Awe x3 thewefowe uWu to >_< be :3 pitied. 
>_> CAESAW. ÚwÚ Cweopatwa, 
uWu Nyot what :33 you have ^-^ wesewv'd, >_< nyow what OwO acknyowwedg'd, 
xDD Put ;;w;; we ^.^ i' >_> th' ^-^ woww :3 of ^.^ conquest. UwU Stiww ^-^ be't ^-^ youws, 
:3 Bestow it :3 at ^-^ youw ;;w;; pweasuwe; ^-^ and xDD bewieve 
Caesar's xDD nyo merchant, uWu to uWu make prize xDD with :33 you 
Of things ^w^ that >w< mewchants xDD sowd. Therefore >_< be cheer'd; 
Make UwU nyot ^-^ youw ;;w;; thoughts ^-^ youw >w< pwisons. x3 Nyo, dear >_< Queen; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we >_> intend ;;w;; so uWu to :3 dispose :33 you ÚwÚ as 
UwU Youwsewf >_< shaww >w< give uWu us UwU counsew. OwO Feed ^-^ and OwO sweep. 
>_< Ouw OwO cawe ^-^ and :33 pity is ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much upon :33 you 
:33 That ;;w;; we UwU wemain ^-^ youw ^-^ fwiend; ^-^ and ;;w;; so, >_> adieu. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^w^ My ^w^ mastew ^-^ and >_> my lord! 
>_> CAESAW. uWu Nyot >_< so. uWu Adieu. 
xDD Fwouwish. Exeunt CAESAR ^-^ and ^.^ his >w< twain 
OwO CWEOPATWA. He >_> wowds me, >_> giwws, UwU he >_> wowds me, ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot 
;;w;; Be ^-^ nyobwe uWu to uWu mysewf. xDD But ^-^ hawk ^-^ thee, Charmian! 
;;w;; [Whispews x3 CHAWMIAN] 
UwU IWAS. >_> Finyish, ^w^ good x3 wady; >w< the OwO bwight x3 day is x3 donye, 
And ;;w;; we are for >w< the ^.^ dawk. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. >w< Hie ÚwÚ thee again. 
^-^ I have ^-^ spoke ^.^ awweady, ^-^ and it is :3 pwovided; 
:3 Go put it uWu to >w< the >w< haste. 
CHARMIAN. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I :3 wiww. 

^-^ We-entew OwO DOWABEWWA 

DOLABELLA. ^.^ Whewe's >w< the Queen? 
CHARMIAN. ^.^ Behowd, ^-^ siw. x3 Exit 
OwO CWEOPATWA. OwO Dowabewwa! 
DOLABELLA. ^-^ Madam, ÚwÚ as x3 theweto ^w^ swown :3 by ^-^ youw xDD command, 
Which >_> my :33 wove ^-^ makes ^-^ wewigion uWu to obey, 
^-^ I tell :33 you ^.^ this: ÚwÚ Caesaw through ^.^ Sywia 
:33 Intends ^.^ his journey, ^-^ and >_> within xDD thwee ^-^ days 
You xDD with ^-^ youw :3 chiwdwen >w< wiww UwU he ^.^ send OwO befowe. 
Make ^-^ youw uWu best ÚwÚ use :3 of this; ^-^ I have >w< pewfowm'd 
;;w;; Youw pleasure ^-^ and >_> my >w< pwomise. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^-^ Dowabewwa, 
^-^ I >_< shaww UwU wemain ^-^ youw >_> debtow. 
DOLABELLA. ^-^ I ^-^ youw >w< sewvant. 
>w< Adieu, ^w^ good >_< Queen; ^-^ I must ^-^ attend on Caesar. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Farewell, ^-^ and >w< thanks. x3 Exit OwO DOWABEWWA 
xDD Nyow, >_< Iwas, what think'st ^.^ thou? 
Thou :3 an x3 Egyptian puppet >_< shaww >_< be >_< shown 
^.^ In ^w^ Wome ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as xDD I. UwU Mechanyic >_< swaves, 
With ^.^ gweasy OwO apwons, >_< wuwes, ^-^ and uWu hammews, >_< shaww 
^w^ Upwift uWu us uWu to >w< the ;;w;; view; ^-^ in their xDD thick >_> bweaths, 
>w< Wank :3 of >_< gwoss ÚwÚ diet, >_< shaww ;;w;; we >_< be >w< encwouded, 
And forc'd uWu to drink their vapour. 
UwU IWAS. ^.^ The UwU gods ;;w;; fowbid! 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Nay, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 most >_< cewtain, >_> Iwas. :33 Saucy >_< wictows 
Will xDD catch :3 at uWu us OwO wike strumpets, ^-^ and uWu scawd :33 whymews 
ÚwÚ Bawwad uWu us :33 out uWu o' OwO tunye; >w< the quick x3 comedians 
Extemporally >w< wiww >w< stage us, ^-^ and present 
>_< Ouw Alexandrian OwO wevews; Antony 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be brought drunken forth, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< shaww see 
^.^ Some x3 squeaking :33 Cweopatwa :33 boy >_> my :3 gweatnyess 
>_< I' >_> th' posture :3 of a OwO whowe. 
UwU IWAS. O >w< the ^w^ good UwU gods! 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Nay, UwU that's ^.^ cewtain. 
UwU IWAS. >_< I'ww UwU nyevew :33 see't, for ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe mine ^-^ nyaiws 
;;w;; Awe >_< stwongew than mine ^-^ eyes. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :3 Why, UwU that's >w< the x3 way 
>_< To UwU foow their :33 pwepawation ^-^ and uWu to xDD conquew 
uWu Theiw :3 most ^w^ absuwd intents. 

^-^ Entew UwU CHAWMIAN 

xDD Nyow, Charmian! 
x3 Show me, >_> my ^w^ women, OwO wike a :3 queen. :3 Go fetch 
^w^ My uWu best >_> attiwes. ^-^ I am ;;w;; again for >w< Cydnyus, 
>_< To meet Mark Antony. ^w^ Siwwah, >_< Iwas, ^w^ go. 
xDD Nyow, ^-^ nyobwe Charmian, x3 we'ww ÚwÚ dispatch uWu indeed; 
And uWu when >w< thou UwU hast ^w^ donye ^w^ this ÚwÚ chawe, >_< I'ww >w< give ÚwÚ thee uWu weave 
>_< To uWu pway :3 tiww >_> doomsday. xDD Bwing x3 ouw crown ^-^ and ÚwÚ aww. 
x3 Exit UwU IWAS. xDD A noise >_> within 
>_< Whewefowe's ^w^ this :3 nyoise? 

^-^ Entew a GUARDSMAN 

UwU GUAWDSMAN. uWu Hewe is a ;;w;; wuwaw uWu fewwow 
:33 That >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be >w< denyied ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' :3 pwesence. 
He UwU bwings :33 you :3 figs. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Let xDD him come uWu in. x3 Exit GUARDSMAN 
:3 What x3 poow :3 an ^.^ instwument 
:3 May do a ^-^ nyobwe OwO deed! He UwU bwings :33 me ^-^ wibewty. 
^w^ My :33 wesowution's >_> pwac'd, ^-^ and ^-^ I have OwO nyothing 
Of woman ^-^ in >w< me. :3 Nyow OwO fwom ^.^ head uWu to ^.^ foot 
^-^ I am ^.^ mawbwe-constant; now >w< the fleeting moon 
:33 Nyo uWu pwanyet is :3 of >_< minye. 

^-^ We-entew GUARDSMAN ^-^ and xDD CWOWN, xDD with a basket 

UwU GUAWDSMAN. ^.^ This is >w< the man. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :33 Avoid, ^-^ and uWu weave ^-^ him. x3 Exit GUARDSMAN 
Hast >w< thou >w< the ;;w;; pwetty ^.^ wowm :3 of ^.^ Nyiwus >w< thewe 
:33 That ^.^ kiwws ^-^ and ^-^ pains xDD nyot? 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ Twuwy, ^-^ I have ^-^ him. xDD But ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be >w< the party ^w^ that OwO shouwd 
desire :33 you uWu to >_< touch :3 him, for ^.^ his UwU biting is xDD immowtaw; those ^w^ that 
do :33 die :3 of it do >_> sewdom >w< ow UwU nyevew ^-^ wecovew. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. UwU Wemembew'st >w< thou :33 any ^w^ that have ;;w;; died on't? 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ Vewy ÚwÚ many, ^-^ men ^-^ and :33 women >_< too. ^-^ I heard :3 of >w< onye :3 of them xDD nyo 
>_> wongew than ^.^ yestewday: a :3 vewy uWu honyest woman, but x3 something ÚwÚ given 
uWu to lie, ÚwÚ as a woman OwO shouwd UwU nyot do but ^-^ in >w< the x3 way :3 of ;;w;; honyesty; how 
she ;;w;; died :3 of >w< the UwU biting :3 of ^w^ it, what ;;w;; pain she xDD fewt- >_< twuwy she ^-^ makes 
a :3 vewy ^w^ good >_< wepowt uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ wowm. xDD But UwU he ^w^ that >w< wiww xDD bewieve ;;w;; aww ^w^ that 
:33 they say >_< shaww UwU nyevew >_< be :33 saved :3 by :3 hawf ^w^ that :33 they do. xDD But ^w^ this is 
:3 most >w< fawwiabwe, >w< the uWu wowm's :3 an OwO odd ^.^ wowm. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Get ÚwÚ thee OwO hence; farewell. 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I :33 wish :33 you ;;w;; aww ;;w;; joy :3 of >w< the ^.^ wowm. 
uWu [Sets OwO down >w< the ^.^ basket] 
OwO CWEOPATWA. >w< Faweweww. 
UwU CWOWN. You must xDD think ^w^ this, >w< wook ^.^ you, ^w^ that >w< the ^.^ wowm >w< wiww do ^.^ his 
:3 kind. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. x3 Ay, ^w^ ay; farewell. 
UwU CWOWN. ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ you, >w< the ^.^ wowm is UwU nyot uWu to >_< be UwU twusted but ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ keeping 
:3 of uWu wise xDD peopwe; for uWu indeed >w< thewe is xDD nyo ^w^ goodnyess ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ wowm. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Take >w< thou xDD nyo x3 cawe; it >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ heeded. 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ Vewy :33 good. ^w^ Give it ;;w;; nyothing, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, for it is UwU nyot worth 
>w< the ^.^ feeding. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. Will it >w< eat ÚwÚ me? 
UwU CWOWN. You must UwU nyot xDD think ^-^ I am ;;w;; so ÚwÚ simpwe but ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the devil 
himself >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< eat a ^.^ woman. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ that a woman is a OwO dish for 
>w< the gods, >_> if >w< the devil dress ;;w;; hew uWu nyot. xDD But ^-^ twuwy, uWu these ^-^ same 
OwO whoweson devils do >w< the UwU gods >_> gweat ^-^ hawm ^-^ in their ^w^ women, for ^-^ in 
>_> evewy >_< ten ^w^ that :33 they uWu make >w< the devils :3 maw UwU five. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. xDD Weww, x3 get ÚwÚ thee gone; farewell. 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ Yes, :33 fowsooth. ^-^ I :33 wish :33 you ;;w;; joy uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ wowm. x3 Exit 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ IWAS, xDD with a ÚwÚ wobe, ^w^ cwown, :33 &c. 

OwO CWEOPATWA. ^w^ Give :33 me >_> my ÚwÚ wobe, put on >_> my >_> cwown; ^-^ I have 
uWu Immowtaw >w< wongings ^-^ in >w< me. :3 Nyow xDD nyo :33 mowe 
^.^ The ^-^ juice :3 of ;;w;; Egypt's grape >_< shaww xDD moist ^w^ this ;;w;; wip. 
Yare, ^-^ yawe, ^w^ good ^.^ Iwas; :33 quick. xDD Methinks ^-^ I >_> heaw 
Antony call. ^-^ I see xDD him :33 wouse himself 
>_< To praise >_> my ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ act. ^-^ I >_> heaw xDD him ;;w;; mock 
^.^ The luck :3 of ^.^ Caesaw, xDD which >w< the UwU gods >w< give ^-^ men 
>_< To >w< excuse their after wrath. OwO Husband, ^-^ I ^-^ come. 
:3 Nyow uWu to ^w^ that name >_> my ÚwÚ couwage >_< pwove >_> my >w< titwe! 
^-^ I am ^w^ fiwe ^-^ and air; >_> my x3 othew elements 
^-^ I >w< give uWu to :3 basew ÚwÚ wife. ;;w;; So, have :33 you xDD donye? 
^w^ Come uWu then, ^-^ and ^w^ take >w< the last ^-^ wawmth :3 of >_> my ^-^ wips. 
Farewell, uWu kind Charmian. >_< Iwas, long farewell. 
UwU [Kisses uWu them. IRAS ;;w;; fawws ^-^ and ;;w;; dies] 
>_< Have ^-^ I >w< the ;;w;; aspic ^-^ in >_> my :33 wips? OwO Dost :33 faww? 
UwU If UwU thus >w< thou ^-^ and ;;w;; nyatuwe ^w^ can ;;w;; so OwO gentwy >_< pawt, 
^.^ The ^w^ stwoke :3 of ÚwÚ death is ÚwÚ as a >w< wovew's pinch, 
Which UwU huwts ^-^ and is UwU desiw'd. OwO Dost >w< thou >_< wie still? 
UwU If >w< thou uWu vanyishest, >w< thou tell'st >w< the UwU wowwd 
>_> It is UwU nyot worth :33 weave-taking. 
CHARMIAN. >w< Dissowve, xDD thick cloud, ^-^ and OwO wain, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may say 
^.^ The UwU gods >w< themsewves do weep. 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^.^ This >_> pwoves :33 me ^-^ base. 
UwU If she >_> fiwst meet >w< the curled >w< Antony, 
;;w;; He'ww uWu make demand :3 of >w< hew, ^-^ and ÚwÚ spend ^w^ that >_> kiss 
Which is >_> my :3 heaven uWu to >w< have. uWu Come, >w< thou x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ wwetch, 
^w^ [To :3 an x3 asp, xDD which she ^-^ appwies uWu to ;;w;; hew breast] 
With thy :33 shawp >w< teeth ^w^ this xDD knyot :3 intwinsicate 
Of OwO wife :3 at once x3 untie. >_> Poow :33 venyomous >w< foow, 
;;w;; Be >w< angwy ^-^ and :3 dispatch. O OwO couwdst >w< thou :3 speak, 
:33 That ^-^ I :33 might >_> heaw ÚwÚ thee UwU caww >_> gweat ÚwÚ Caesaw >w< ass 
uWu Unpowicied! 
CHARMIAN. O Eastern >_< staw! 
OwO CWEOPATWA. ^w^ Peace, x3 peace! 
OwO Dost >w< thou UwU nyot see >_> my >w< baby :3 at >_> my :3 bweast 
:33 That sucks >w< the nurse :3 asweep? 
CHARMIAN. OwO O, x3 bweak! OwO O, x3 bweak! 
OwO CWEOPATWA. :33 As sweet ÚwÚ as >_> bawm, ÚwÚ as UwU soft ÚwÚ as ;;w;; aiw, ÚwÚ as :3 gentwe- 
O Antony! Nay, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ take ÚwÚ thee >_< too: 
:3 [Appwying uWu anyothew asp uWu to ;;w;; hew >w< awm] 
:3 What OwO shouwd ^-^ I ÚwÚ stay- x3 [Dies] 
CHARMIAN. ^.^ In ^w^ this :3 viwe >_> wowwd? ;;w;; So, fare ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. 
:3 Nyow >_< boast ^-^ thee, >_< death, ^-^ in thy ^w^ possession ^w^ wies 
xDD A >w< wass x3 unpawawwew'd. ÚwÚ Downy windows, OwO cwose; 
And xDD gowden :33 Phoebus UwU nyevew >_< be ^-^ behewd 
Of ^.^ eyes ;;w;; again ;;w;; so >_< woyaw! ;;w;; Youw crown's :33 awwy; 
>_< I'ww :33 mend it ^-^ and :33 then >_< pway- 

^-^ Entew >w< the ÚwÚ guawd, :3 wushing ^-^ in 

ÚwÚ FIWST GUARD. ^.^ Whewe's >w< the Queen? 
CHARMIAN. OwO Speak softly, wake ;;w;; hew uWu nyot. 
ÚwÚ FIWST GUARD. ÚwÚ Caesaw hath >_< sent- 
CHARMIAN. :33 Too ^-^ swow a ÚwÚ messengew. ^.^ [Appwies :3 an ^w^ asp] 
OwO O, come ÚwÚ apace, :3 dispatch. ^-^ I partly feel ;;w;; thee. 
ÚwÚ FIWST GUARD. x3 Appwoach, uWu ho! >w< Aww's UwU nyot ÚwÚ weww: Caesar's beguil'd. 
SECOND GUARD. Thewe's Dolabella >_> sent OwO fwom >_> Caesaw; UwU caww ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ FIWST GUARD. :3 What >w< wowk is ^w^ hewe! Charmian, is ^w^ this ^w^ weww xDD donye? 
CHARMIAN. >_> It is ^w^ weww x3 donye, ^-^ and fitting for a ^.^ pwinces 
Descended :3 of ;;w;; so uWu many ;;w;; woyaw ÚwÚ kings. 
>_< Ah, :33 sowdiew! ^.^ [CHAWMIAN ;;w;; dies] 

^-^ We-entew OwO DOWABEWWA 

DOLABELLA. UwU How :3 goes it :33 hewe? 
SECOND GUARD. ;;w;; Aww xDD dead. 
DOLABELLA. ^.^ Caesaw, thy ;;w;; thoughts 
xDD Touch their ^-^ effects ^-^ in this. Thyself UwU awt >w< coming 
>_< To see >w< pewfowm'd >w< the ;;w;; dweaded :3 act xDD which >w< thou 
So :3 sought'st uWu to >w< hindew. 
[Within: >w< 'A x3 way there, a x3 way for :33 Caesaw!'] 

^-^ We-entew CAESAR ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ his >w< twain 

DOLABELLA. O sir, :33 you are x3 too ^w^ suwe :3 an augurer: 
:33 That :33 you >w< did ^w^ feaw is OwO donye. 
>_> CAESAW. Bravest :3 at >w< the ^-^ wast, 
ÚwÚ She OwO weveww'd :3 at x3 ouw ^.^ puwposes, ^-^ and being uWu woyaw, 
^w^ Took ;;w;; hew ^-^ own way. ^.^ The >w< mannyew :3 of their deaths? 
^-^ I do UwU nyot see them >_< bweed. 
DOLABELLA. >_< Who >_> was last xDD with them? 
ÚwÚ FIWST GUARD. xDD A ÚwÚ simpwe countryman ^w^ that brought ;;w;; hew :3 figs. 
^.^ This >_> was ^.^ his >w< basket. 
>_> CAESAW. Poison'd ^w^ then. 
ÚwÚ FIWST GUARD. O ^.^ Caesaw, 
^.^ This Charmian :3 wiv'd but OwO nyow; she >w< stood ^-^ and spake. 
^-^ I x3 found ;;w;; hew x3 twimming :3 up >w< the diadem 
:3 On ;;w;; hew ^-^ dead mistress. Tremblingly she :33 stood, 
And on >w< the xDD sudden dropp'd. 
>_> CAESAW. O ^-^ nyobwe uWu weaknyess! 
UwU If :33 they ^w^ had >_< swawwow'd OwO poison ^.^ 'twouwd ÚwÚ appeaw 
By external ;;w;; swewwing; but she OwO wooks OwO wike xDD sweep, 
:33 As she :3 wouwd xDD catch uWu anyothew Antony 
^.^ In ;;w;; hew strong UwU toiw :3 of grace. 
DOLABELLA. uWu Hewe on ;;w;; hew :3 bweast 
;;w;; Thewe is a vent :3 of uWu bwood, ^-^ and x3 something :3 bwown; 
^.^ The OwO wike is on ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ awm. 
ÚwÚ FIWST GUARD. ^.^ This is :3 an aspic's >w< twaiw; ^-^ and uWu these ÚwÚ fig-weaves 
>_< Have ;;w;; swime upon them, >_< such ÚwÚ as >_> th' ;;w;; aspic leaves 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the >_> caves :3 of uWu Nyiwe. 
>_> CAESAW. uWu Most ^-^ pwobabwe 
:33 That ;;w;; so she died; for ;;w;; hew xDD physician x3 tewws :33 me 
ÚwÚ She hath x3 puwsu'd >w< concwusions >w< infinyite 
Of >_< easy ^.^ ways uWu to ^.^ die. Take :3 up ;;w;; hew UwU bed, 
And ;;w;; beaw ;;w;; hew :33 women OwO fwom >w< the OwO monyument. 
ÚwÚ She >_< shaww >_< be UwU buwied :3 by ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ Antony; 
:33 Nyo grave upon >w< the earth >_< shaww :33 cwip ^-^ in it 
xDD A >_< paiw ;;w;; so >_< famous. High x3 events ÚwÚ as uWu these 
>_< Stwike those ^w^ that uWu make ^.^ them; ^-^ and their ^w^ stowy is 
:33 Nyo less ^-^ in :33 pity than ^.^ his xDD gwowy xDD which 
^w^ Bwought them uWu to >_< be >_< wamented. >_< Ouw >w< awmy >_< shaww 
^.^ In solemn ^w^ show ^-^ attend ^w^ this funeral, 
And :33 then uWu to ^.^ Wome. uWu Come, ^-^ Dowabewwa, see 
High UwU owdew ^-^ in ^w^ this >_> gweat >w< sowemnyity. Exeunt 


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OwO AS YOU x3 WIKE >_> IT 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



OwO DWAMATIS :3 PEWSONyAE. 

^w^ DUKE, >_< wiving ^-^ in exile 
;;w;; FWEDEWICK, ^.^ his ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ and >_< usuwpew :3 of ^.^ his dominions 
xDD AMIENS, lord attending on >w< the x3 banyished xDD Duke 
;;w;; JAQUES, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
xDD WE ^.^ BEAU, a ^w^ couwtiew attending upon :3 Fwedewick 
>w< CHAWWES, wrestler uWu to :3 Fwedewick 
OLIVER, ^-^ son :3 of :3 Siw :3 Wowwand UwU de Boys 
;;w;; JAQUES, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
ORLANDO, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
>_< ADAM, servant uWu to :3 Owivew 
^w^ DENNyIS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
x3 TOUCHSTONyE, >w< the >w< couwt uWu jestew 
ÚwÚ SIW ^.^ OWIVEW xDD MAWTEXT, a >w< vicaw 
ÚwÚ COWIN, shepherd 
;;w;; SIWVIUS, :33 " 
;;w;; WIWWIAM, a xDD countwy fellow, ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with UwU Audwey 
xDD A :33 pewson UwU wepwesenting ;;w;; HYMEN 

^-^ WOSAWIND, uWu daughtew uWu to >w< the x3 banyished xDD Duke 
>_< CEWIA, uWu daughtew uWu to :3 Fwedewick 
ÚwÚ PHEBE, a shepherdes 
>w< AUDWEY, a xDD countwy :3 wench 

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OwO SCENyE: 
:3 OWIVEW'S house; ^.^ FWEDEWICK'S court; ^-^ and >w< the xDD Fowest :3 of >_> Awden 

>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
xDD Owchawd :3 of :3 OWIVEW'S house 

^-^ Entew x3 OWWANDO ^-^ and OwO ADAM 

uWu OWWANDO. :33 As ^-^ I xDD wemembew, OwO Adam, it >_> was upon ^w^ this ÚwÚ fashion ÚwÚ bequeathed 
:33 me :3 by >w< wiww but x3 poow a >_> thousand xDD cwowns, UwU and, ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU say'st, 
UwU chawged >_> my ^-^ bwothew, on ^.^ his ^w^ bwessing, uWu to ;;w;; bweed :33 me :3 weww; ^-^ and >w< thewe 
begins >_> my ;;w;; sadnyess. ^w^ My brother >w< Jaques UwU he xDD keeps :3 at >w< schoow, ^-^ and 
>_< wepowt ;;w;; speaks >w< gowdenwy :3 of ^.^ his >_< pwofit. :3 Fow >_> my >_< pawt, UwU he xDD keeps :33 me 
rustically :3 at ;;w;; home, >_< ow, uWu to UwU speak :33 mowe x3 pwopewwy, stays :33 me ÚwÚ hewe :3 at 
home unkept; for UwU caww :33 you ^w^ that ^w^ keeping for a gentleman :3 of >_> my 
>_< biwth ^w^ that OwO diffews UwU nyot OwO fwom >w< the stalling :3 of :3 an :3 ox? :33 His :3 howses are 
uWu bwed ;;w;; bettew; ^-^ fow, ^-^ besides ^w^ that :33 they are ^.^ faiw xDD with their >_> feeding, 
:33 they are ^-^ taught their manage, ^-^ and uWu to ^w^ that UwU end riders >_> deawwy 
>w< hiw'd; but ;;w;; I, ^.^ his ^-^ bwothew, x3 gain OwO nyothing ^.^ undew xDD him but growth; for 
>w< the xDD which ^.^ his uWu anyimaws on ^.^ his uWu dunghiwws are ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ^.^ bound uWu to xDD him 
ÚwÚ as xDD I. :33 Besides ^w^ this OwO nyothing ^w^ that UwU he ;;w;; so ^w^ pwentifuwwy xDD gives me, >w< the 
x3 something ^w^ that ;;w;; nyatuwe ÚwÚ gave :33 me ^.^ his countenance ^-^ seems uWu to ^w^ take OwO fwom 
>w< me. He ^-^ wets :33 me ;;w;; feed xDD with ^.^ his hinds, OwO baws :33 me >w< the :3 pwace :3 of a 
^-^ bwothew, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ^-^ in xDD him ^w^ wies, xDD minyes >_> my gentility xDD with >_> my 
education. ^.^ This is ^w^ it, OwO Adam, ^w^ that ÚwÚ gwieves x3 me; ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of 
>_> my ^-^ fathew, xDD which ^-^ I xDD think is >_> within me, begins uWu to :3 mutiny ÚwÚ against 
^w^ this UwU sewvitude. ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD nyo >_> wongew ^w^ enduwe ^w^ it, though yet ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD nyo 
uWu wise remedy how uWu to ^.^ avoid uWu it. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ OWIVEW 

uWu ADAM. ^w^ Yondew ÚwÚ comes >_> my uWu mastew, ^-^ youw >_> bwothew. 
uWu OWWANDO. :3 Go ^.^ apawt, OwO Adam, ^-^ and >w< thou xDD shawt >_> heaw how UwU he >w< wiww shake :33 me 
;;w;; up. x3 [ADAM :33 wetiwes] 
^.^ OWIVEW. xDD Nyow, :33 siw! what uWu make :33 you :33 hewe? 
uWu OWWANDO. >_> Nyothing; ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^-^ taught uWu to uWu make :33 any OwO thing. 
^.^ OWIVEW. :3 What :3 maw :33 you uWu then, >_> siw? 
uWu OWWANDO. x3 Mawwy, sir, ^-^ I am helping :33 you uWu to :3 maw ^w^ that xDD which >_> God x3 made, a 
x3 poow ^w^ unwowthy brother :3 of ^-^ youws, xDD with uWu idwenyess. 
^.^ OWIVEW. x3 Mawwy, sir, >_< be xDD bettew ÚwÚ empwoyed, ^-^ and >_< be :33 nyought ^w^ awhiwe. 
uWu OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I :3 keep ^-^ youw hogs, ^-^ and >w< eat ^w^ husks xDD with them? :3 What 
UwU pwodigaw portion have ^-^ I ;;w;; spent ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd come uWu to >_< such penury? 
^.^ OWIVEW. x3 Knyow :33 you >w< whewe :33 you x3 awe, >_> siw? 
uWu OWWANDO. OwO O, sir, :3 vewy :3 weww; ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ^-^ youw orchard. 
^.^ OWIVEW. x3 Knyow :33 you :33 befowe whom, >_> siw? 
uWu OWWANDO. x3 Ay, xDD bettew than xDD him ^-^ I am :33 befowe UwU knyows >w< me. ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you are 
>_> my :3 ewdest uWu bwothew; ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe ;;w;; condition :3 of uWu bwood, :33 you 
OwO shouwd ;;w;; so >_< knyow >w< me. ^.^ The :3 couwtesy :3 of nations allows :33 you >_> my xDD bettew 
^-^ in ^w^ that :33 you are >w< the >_< fiwst-bown; but >w< the ^-^ same OwO twadition >_> takes UwU nyot 
xDD away >_> my uWu bwood, were >w< thewe twenty OwO bwothews ÚwÚ betwixt :33 us. ^-^ I have ÚwÚ as 
ÚwÚ much :3 of >_> my father ^-^ in :33 me ÚwÚ as ^.^ you, >w< awbeit ^-^ I x3 confess ^-^ youw >w< coming 
:33 befowe :33 me is UwU nyeawew uWu to ^.^ his >_< wevewence. 
^.^ OWIVEW. ^w^ What, boy! [Strikes :33 him] 
uWu OWWANDO. uWu Come, come, >_> ewdew ^-^ bwothew, :33 you are x3 too xDD young ^-^ in this. 
^.^ OWIVEW. UwU Wiwt >w< thou lay >w< hands on me, villain? 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I am xDD nyo >_< viwwain; ^-^ I am >w< the youngest ^-^ son :3 of :3 Siw :3 Wowwand UwU de 
>_< Boys. He >_> was >_> my >_< fathew; ^-^ and UwU he is :3 thwice a ^w^ viwwain ^w^ that x3 says >_< such 
a father begot x3 viwwains. :33 Wewt >w< thou UwU nyot >_> my ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot 
^w^ take ^w^ this UwU hand OwO fwom thy :33 thwoat :3 tiww ^w^ this x3 othew ^w^ had ^w^ puww'd :33 out thy 
tongue for saying >_< so. Thou has ^.^ waiw'd on ^.^ thysewf. 
uWu ADAM. [Coming >_> fowwawd] ^-^ Sweet masters, >_< be >w< patient; for ^-^ youw >_> fathew's 
x3 wemembwance, >_< be :3 at accord. 
^.^ OWIVEW. Let :33 me go, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I >w< wiww not, :3 tiww ^-^ I >w< pwease; :33 you >_< shaww >_> heaw >w< me. ^w^ My father 
charg'd :33 you ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< wiww uWu to >w< give :33 me ^w^ good education: :33 you have 
train'd :33 me OwO wike a peasant, >w< obscuwing ^-^ and ^-^ hiding OwO fwom :33 me ;;w;; aww 
>_< gentweman-wike uWu quawities. ^.^ The ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of >_> my father grows strong ^-^ in 
me, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD nyo >_> wongew ^w^ enduwe x3 it; x3 thewefowe OwO awwow :33 me >_< such 
:3 exewcises ÚwÚ as ^w^ may ^-^ become a ^w^ gentweman, >w< ow >w< give :33 me >w< the x3 poow 
allottery >_> my father UwU weft :33 me :3 by UwU testament; xDD with ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go :3 buy 
>_> my >_> fowtunyes. 
^.^ OWIVEW. And what OwO wiwt >w< thou do? >w< Beg, uWu when ^w^ that is spent? xDD Weww, sir, 
x3 get :33 you uWu in. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot long >_< be xDD twoubwed xDD with you; :33 you >_< shaww have 
ÚwÚ some ^.^ pawt :3 of ^-^ youw :3 wiww. ^-^ I pray :33 you uWu weave >w< me. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I xDD nyo further ^w^ offend :33 you than UwU becomes :33 me for >_> my :33 good. 
^.^ OWIVEW. Get :33 you xDD with :3 him, :33 you old >_> dog. 
uWu ADAM. Is ^-^ 'owd dog' >_> my ^w^ wewawd? uWu Most ;;w;; twue, ^-^ I have :33 wost >_> my >w< teeth ^-^ in 
^-^ youw ^.^ sewvice. >_> God >_< be xDD with >_> my old >_< mastew! He :3 wouwd UwU nyot have ^-^ spoke 
>_< such a word. 
Exeunt x3 OWWANDO ^-^ and OwO ADAM 
^.^ OWIVEW. Is it uWu even so? ^-^ Begin :33 you uWu to ÚwÚ gwow upon ÚwÚ me? ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU physic 
^-^ youw UwU wanknyess, ^-^ and yet >w< give xDD nyo >_> thousand ^.^ cwowns neither. uWu Howwa, 
ÚwÚ Dennyis! 

^-^ Entew ^-^ DENNyIS 

>_< DENNyIS. >_> Cawws ^-^ youw worship? 
^.^ OWIVEW. UwU nyot Charles, >w< the Duke's :3 wwestwew, ÚwÚ hewe uWu to UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
>_< DENNyIS. So UwU pwease ^.^ you, UwU he is ÚwÚ hewe :3 at >w< the :33 doow ^-^ and ^-^ impowtunyes access 
uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ OWIVEW. x3 Caww xDD him uWu in. UwU [Exit DENNIS] >_> 'Twiww >_< be a ^w^ good OwO way; ^-^ and 
uWu to-mowwow >w< the wrestling ^.^ is. 

^-^ Entew >w< CHAWWES 

CHARLES. Good morrow uWu to ^-^ youw uWu wowship. 
^.^ OWIVEW. Good OwO Monsieuw ÚwÚ Chawwes! What's >w< the xDD nyew OwO nyews :3 at >w< the xDD nyew 
court? 
CHARLES. Thewe's xDD nyo OwO nyews :3 at >w< the uWu couwt, sir, but >w< the old ^.^ nyews; ^w^ that 
UwU is, >w< the old xDD Duke is x3 banyished :3 by ^.^ his ÚwÚ youngew brother >w< the xDD nyew Duke; 
^-^ and xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw >_> woving ÚwÚ wowds have put >w< themsewves uWu into voluntary 
exile xDD with :3 him, :3 whose >_< wands ^-^ and revenues ^.^ enwich >w< the xDD nyew Duke; 
x3 thewefowe UwU he xDD gives them ^w^ good uWu weave uWu to xDD wandew. 
^.^ OWIVEW. >_> Can :33 you tell >_> if ÚwÚ Wosawind, >w< the Duke's ;;w;; daughtew, >_< be x3 banyished 
xDD with ;;w;; hew father? 
CHARLES. OwO O, no; for >w< the Duke's ;;w;; daughtew, ;;w;; hew cousin, ;;w;; so >_< woves >w< hew, 
being ^-^ evew OwO fwom their ^-^ cwadwes uWu bwed xDD togethew, ^w^ that she :3 wouwd have 
fowwowed ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ exiwe, >w< ow have ;;w;; died uWu to x3 stay x3 behind x3 hew. ÚwÚ She is :3 at 
>w< the uWu couwt, ^-^ and xDD nyo less :3 bewoved :3 of ;;w;; hew >w< uncwe than ^.^ his ^-^ own 
UwU daughtew; ^-^ and UwU nyevew x3 two ladies loved ÚwÚ as :33 they do. 
^.^ OWIVEW. ;;w;; Whewe >w< wiww >w< the old xDD Duke ;;w;; wive? 
CHARLES. xDD They say UwU he is uWu awweady ^-^ in >w< the xDD Fowest :3 of UwU Awden, ^-^ and a uWu many 
uWu mewwy ^-^ men xDD with xDD him; ^-^ and >w< thewe :33 they >_< wive OwO wike >w< the old ;;w;; Wobin xDD Hood 
:3 of ;;w;; Engwand. xDD They say uWu many xDD young OwO gentwemen >_< fwock uWu to xDD him >_> evewy x3 day, 
^-^ and ^w^ fweet >w< the :3 time uWu cawewesswy, ÚwÚ as :33 they >w< did ^-^ in >w< the xDD gowden world. 
^.^ OWIVEW. ^w^ What, :33 you ^.^ wwestwe uWu to-mowwow :33 befowe >w< the xDD nyew ^-^ Duke? 
CHARLES. x3 Mawwy, do ;;w;; I, sir; ^-^ and ^-^ I came uWu to ^.^ acquaint :33 you xDD with a 
>w< mattew. ^-^ I am given, sir, :33 secwetwy uWu to understand ^w^ that ^-^ youw ÚwÚ youngew 
^-^ bwothew, >_< Owwando, hath a ÚwÚ disposition uWu to come ^-^ in ^w^ disguis'd ÚwÚ against 
:33 me uWu to xDD twy a fall. xDD To-mowwow, sir, ^-^ I ^.^ wwestwe for >_> my xDD cwedit; ^-^ and UwU he 
^w^ that x3 escapes :33 me :33 without ÚwÚ some x3 bwoken OwO wimb >_< shaww :33 acquit xDD him ^.^ weww. 
;;w;; Youw brother is but xDD young ^-^ and ÚwÚ tendew; UwU and, for ^-^ youw love, ^-^ I :3 wouwd 
>_< be ^-^ woath uWu to ÚwÚ foiw :3 him, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< must, for >_> my ^-^ own ;;w;; honyouw, >_> if UwU he come 
in; >_< thewefowe, :33 out :3 of >_> my :33 wove uWu to ^.^ you, ^-^ I came ÚwÚ hithew uWu to ^.^ acquaint 
:33 you :33 withaw, ^w^ that OwO eithew :33 you :33 might x3 stay xDD him OwO fwom ^.^ his UwU intendment, 
>w< ow UwU bwook >_< such disgrace ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as UwU he >_< shaww run into, ^-^ in ^w^ that it is 
>_> thing :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ own ;;w;; seawch ^-^ and altogether ÚwÚ against >_> my :3 wiww. 
^.^ OWIVEW. Charles, ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ thee for thy :33 wove uWu to me, xDD which >w< thou xDD shawt 
find ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 most xDD kindwy requite. ^-^ I ^w^ had myself >_< nyotice :3 of >_> my 
^-^ bwothew's OwO puwpose ^w^ hewein, ^-^ and have :3 by ^.^ undewhand ÚwÚ means :3 wabouwed uWu to 
uWu dissuade xDD him OwO fwom x3 it; but UwU he is :33 wesowute. >_< I'ww tell ^-^ thee, 
Charles, it is >w< the UwU stubbownyest xDD young uWu fewwow :3 of France; full :3 of 
uWu ambition, :3 an :33 envious UwU emuwatow :3 of >_> evewy man's ^w^ good ^w^ pawts, a ;;w;; secwet 
^-^ and >_< viwwainyous >_> contwivew ÚwÚ against :33 me ^.^ his ^-^ nyatuwaw >_> bwothew. 
Therefore ÚwÚ use thy discretion: ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ as lief >w< thou didst x3 bweak ^.^ his 
neck ÚwÚ as ^.^ his >w< fingew. And >w< thou ^-^ wewt uWu best >w< wook UwU to't; for >_> if >w< thou 
dost xDD him :33 any >_< swight OwO disgwace, >w< ow >_> if UwU he do UwU nyot UwU mightiwy ^.^ gwace 
himself on ^-^ thee, UwU he >w< wiww ^w^ pwactise ÚwÚ against ÚwÚ thee :3 by ^.^ poison, >w< entwap 
ÚwÚ thee :3 by ÚwÚ some uWu tweachewous >w< device, ^-^ and UwU nyevew uWu weave ÚwÚ thee :3 tiww UwU he 
hath xDD ta'en thy OwO wife :3 by ÚwÚ some indirect ÚwÚ means >w< ow ^.^ othew; ^-^ fow, ^-^ I 
>_> assuwe ^-^ thee, ^-^ and almost xDD with tears ^-^ I UwU speak ^w^ it, >w< thewe is UwU nyot >w< onye 
;;w;; so xDD young ^-^ and ;;w;; so >_< viwwainyous ^w^ this x3 day ^w^ wiving. ^-^ I UwU speak but ;;w;; bwothewwy 
:3 of xDD him; but OwO shouwd ^-^ I ;;w;; anyatomize xDD him uWu to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as UwU he UwU is, ^-^ I must blush 
^-^ and ÚwÚ weep, ^-^ and >w< thou must >w< wook ^-^ pawe ^-^ and UwU wondew. 
CHARLES. ^-^ I am ;;w;; heawtiwy ^.^ gwad ^-^ I came ÚwÚ hithew uWu to ÚwÚ you. UwU If UwU he come 
uWu to-mowwow >_< I'ww >w< give xDD him ^.^ his ÚwÚ payment. UwU If ^-^ evew UwU he ^w^ go OwO awonye >w< again, 
>_< I'ww UwU nyevew ^.^ wwestwe for prize >w< mowe. And ;;w;; so, >_> God :3 keep ^-^ youw ^.^ wowship! 
x3 Exit 
^.^ OWIVEW. Farewell, ^w^ good >w< Chawwes. :3 Nyow >w< wiww ^-^ I >w< stiw ^w^ this uWu gamestew. ^-^ I 
hope ^-^ I >_< shaww see :3 an UwU end :3 of xDD him; for >_> my ^w^ souw, yet ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot OwO why, 
^.^ hates OwO nyothing :33 mowe than >w< he. ^w^ Yet ÚwÚ he's >_> gentwe; UwU nyevew OwO schoow'd ^-^ and 
yet OwO weawnyed; full :3 of ^-^ nyobwe device; :3 of ;;w;; aww ;;w;; sowts :33 enchantingwy 
beloved; UwU and, UwU indeed, ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ^-^ in >w< the :33 heawt :3 of >w< the world, ^-^ and 
especially :3 of >_> my ^-^ own x3 peopwe, ;;w;; who uWu best >_< knyow :3 him, ^w^ that ^-^ I am 
altogether UwU mispwised. xDD But it >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; so >w< wong; ^w^ this wrestler 
>_< shaww UwU cweaw ÚwÚ aww. Nothing uWu wemains but ^w^ that ^-^ I ÚwÚ kindwe >w< the :33 boy 
:3 thithew, xDD which now >_< I'ww ^w^ go UwU about. x3 Exit 



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^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
xDD A uWu wawn :33 befowe >w< the >w< DUKE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew :3 WOSAWIND ^-^ and CELIA 

:3 CEWIA. ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ Wosawind, sweet >_> my coz, >_< be ^w^ mewwy. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ Deaw Celia, ^-^ I ^w^ show :33 mowe ^.^ miwth than ^-^ I am ÚwÚ mistwess OwO of; ^-^ and 
:3 wouwd :33 you yet ^-^ I were xDD mewwiew? uWu Unwess :33 you ^-^ couwd ^-^ teach :33 me uWu to forget 
a x3 banyished ^-^ fathew, :33 you must UwU nyot learn :33 me how uWu to remember :33 any 
extraordinary ^.^ pweasuwe. 
:3 CEWIA. ÚwÚ Hewein ^-^ I see >w< thou lov'st :33 me UwU nyot xDD with >w< the full ^w^ weight ^w^ that ^-^ I 
:33 wove ;;w;; thee. UwU If >_> my >w< uncwe, thy x3 banyished ^-^ fathew, ^w^ had x3 banyished thy 
>w< uncwe, >w< the xDD Duke >_> my ^-^ fathew, ;;w;; so >w< thou ^.^ hadst OwO been OwO stiww xDD with me, ^-^ I 
^-^ couwd have ^-^ taught >_> my :33 wove uWu to ^w^ take thy father for mine; ;;w;; so wouldst 
UwU thou, >_> if >w< the >_> twuth :3 of thy :33 wove uWu to :33 me were ;;w;; so UwU wighteouswy OwO tempew'd 
ÚwÚ as mine is uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
ROSALIND. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww forget >w< the ;;w;; condition :3 of >_> my ^-^ estate, uWu to 
UwU wejoice ^-^ in >w< youws. 
:3 CEWIA. You >_< knyow >_> my father hath xDD nyo UwU chiwd but ;;w;; I, >_< nyow none is OwO wike uWu to 
x3 have; UwU and, ^-^ twuwy, uWu when UwU he OwO dies >w< thou xDD shawt >_< be ^.^ his x3 heiw; for what 
UwU he hath ^.^ taken xDD away OwO fwom thy father >w< pewfowce, ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 wendew ÚwÚ thee 
;;w;; again ^-^ in affection. By mine ;;w;; honyouw, ^-^ I :3 wiww; ^-^ and uWu when ^-^ I x3 bweak ^w^ that 
xDD oath, let :33 me ^w^ tuwn xDD monstew; >_< thewefowe, >_> my sweet Rose, >_> my dear 
Rose, >_< be ^w^ mewwy. 
ROSALIND. ^w^ Fwom >w< hencefowth ^-^ I will, coz, ^-^ and x3 devise xDD spowts. 
Let :33 me ÚwÚ see; what xDD think :33 you :3 of uWu fawwing ^-^ in >w< wove? 
:3 CEWIA. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, ÚwÚ do, uWu to uWu make >_> spowt >_> withaw; but :33 wove xDD nyo man 
^-^ in ^w^ good earnest, >_< nyow xDD nyo further ^-^ in >_> spowt ^w^ nyeithew than xDD with ^w^ safety 
:3 of a >_> puwe blush >w< thou ;;w;; mayst ^-^ in >w< honyouw come off again. 
ROSALIND. :3 What >_< shaww >_< be x3 ouw :33 spowt, then? 
:3 CEWIA. Let uWu us ÚwÚ sit ^-^ and ;;w;; mock >w< the ^w^ good UwU housewife OwO Fowtunye OwO fwom ;;w;; hew 
xDD wheew, ^w^ that ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ gifts ^w^ may >w< hencefowth >_< be ^w^ bestowed :3 equawwy. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ;;w;; we ^-^ couwd do uWu so; for ;;w;; hew uWu benyefits are UwU mightiwy 
uWu mispwaced; ^-^ and >w< the :3 bountifuw ^.^ bwind woman x3 doth :3 most mistake ^-^ in ;;w;; hew 
ÚwÚ gifts uWu to OwO women. 
:3 CEWIA. 'Tis OwO twue; for those ^w^ that she ^-^ makes ^.^ faiw she scarce ^-^ makes 
>_< honyest; ^-^ and those ^w^ that she ^-^ makes uWu honyest she ^-^ makes :3 vewy 
>w< iww-favouwedwy. 
ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Nyay; now >w< thou ^.^ goest OwO fwom ^-^ Fowtunye's :33 office uWu to ;;w;; Nyatuwe's: 
OwO Fowtunye :3 weigns ^-^ in ÚwÚ gifts :3 of >w< the world, UwU nyot ^-^ in >w< the >_< winyeaments :3 of 
:3 Nyatuwe. 

^-^ Entew :33 TOUCHSTONyE 

:3 CEWIA. >w< Nyo; uWu when Nature hath uWu made a ^.^ faiw >w< cweatuwe, ^w^ may she UwU nyot :3 by 
OwO Fowtunye x3 faww uWu into >w< the ^w^ fiwe? OwO Though Nature hath ÚwÚ given uWu us UwU wit uWu to 
:33 fwout :3 at ÚwÚ Fowtunye, hath UwU nyot OwO Fowtunye >_> sent ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU foow uWu to cut off 
>w< the UwU awgument? 
ROSALIND. Indeed, >w< thewe is OwO Fowtunye x3 too :33 hawd for Nature, uWu when 
OwO Fowtunye ^-^ makes >_> Nyatuwe's ^-^ nyatuwaw >w< the >_> cuttew-off :3 of >_> Nyatuwe's ^-^ wit. 
:3 CEWIA. uWu Pewadventuwe ^w^ this is UwU nyot ^-^ Fowtunye's >w< wowk neither, but 
;;w;; Nyatuwe's, ;;w;; who :3 pewceiveth x3 ouw ^-^ nyatuwaw wits x3 too ^.^ duww uWu to :3 weason :3 of 
>_< such >_> goddesses, ^-^ and hath >_> sent ^w^ this ^-^ nyatuwaw for x3 ouw UwU whetstonye; for 
uWu awways >w< the ÚwÚ duwwnyess :3 of >w< the UwU foow is >w< the x3 whetstonye :3 of >w< the wits. UwU How 
uWu nyow, >_< wit! uWu Whithew wander :33 you? 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. Mistress, :33 you must come xDD away uWu to ^-^ youw :33 fathew. 
:3 CEWIA. ^.^ Wewe :33 you uWu made >w< the UwU messengew? 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. x3 Nyo, :3 by mine ^.^ honyouw; but ^-^ I >_> was :33 bid uWu to come for ÚwÚ you. 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Whewe >_> weawnyed :33 you ^w^ that xDD oath, UwU foow? 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. Of a x3 cewtain :33 knyight ^w^ that ^.^ swowe :3 by ^.^ his >w< honyouw :33 they were 
^w^ good >w< pancakes, ^-^ and ^.^ swowe :3 by ^.^ his >w< honyouw >w< the mustard >_> was ;;w;; nyaught. 
:3 Nyow >_< I'ww >_< stand uWu to ^w^ it, >w< the ;;w;; pancakes were ^.^ nyaught ^-^ and >w< the mustard 
>_> was ^.^ good, ^-^ and yet >_> was UwU nyot >w< the :33 knyight forsworn. 
:3 CEWIA. UwU How >_< pwove :33 you that, ^-^ in >w< the >_> gweat uWu heap :3 of ^-^ youw :3 knyowwedge? 
ROSALIND. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, now ^-^ unmuzzwe ^-^ youw OwO wisdom. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. :33 Stand :33 you x3 both ^-^ fowth ^w^ nyow: ^w^ stwoke ^-^ youw :33 chins, ^-^ and xDD sweaw 
:3 by ^-^ youw beards ^w^ that ^-^ I am a >w< knyave. 
:3 CEWIA. By x3 ouw >_> beawds, >_> if ;;w;; we ^w^ had them, >w< thou >w< awt. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. By >_> my :3 knyavewy, >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ had ^w^ it, :33 then ^-^ I ^w^ wewe. xDD But >_> if :33 you 
xDD sweaw :3 by ^w^ that ^w^ that not, :33 you are UwU nyot xDD fowswown; xDD nyo :33 mowe >_> was ^w^ this 
ÚwÚ knyight, >w< sweawing :3 by ^.^ his ;;w;; honyouw, for UwU he UwU nyevew ^w^ had x3 any; >w< ow >_> if UwU he 
>_< had, UwU he ^w^ had ^w^ swown it xDD away :33 befowe ^-^ evew UwU he OwO saw those ÚwÚ pancackes >w< ow 
^w^ that x3 mustawd. 
:3 CEWIA. xDD Pwithee, ;;w;; who ^w^ is't ^w^ that >w< thou ;;w;; mean'st? 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. uWu Onye ^w^ that old ^-^ Fwedewick, ^-^ youw ^-^ fathew, :3 woves. 
:3 CEWIA. ^w^ My >_> fathew's :33 wove is :33 enyough uWu to >w< honyouw ^-^ him. xDD Enyough, UwU speak xDD nyo 
:33 mowe :3 of xDD him; ^.^ you'ww >_< be >_< whipt for ÚwÚ taxation >w< onye :3 of uWu these x3 days. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ^.^ The :33 mowe :33 pity ^w^ that x3 foows ^w^ may UwU nyot UwU speak ^w^ wisewy what uWu wise 
^-^ men do UwU foowishwy. 
:3 CEWIA. By >_> my :33 twoth, >w< thou x3 sayest OwO twue; for >_> since >w< the ^-^ wittwe UwU wit ^w^ that 
x3 foows have >_> was silenced, >w< the ^-^ wittwe ;;w;; foowewy ^w^ that uWu wise ^-^ men have 
^-^ makes a >_> gweat show. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes OwO Monsieuw >_> We >_> Beau. 

^-^ Entew xDD WE BEAU 

ROSALIND. With ^.^ his uWu mouth full :3 of news. 
:3 CEWIA. Which UwU he >w< wiww put on uWu us ÚwÚ as :3 pigeons ;;w;; feed their OwO young. 
ROSALIND. UwU Then >_< shaww ;;w;; we >_< be >_< nyews-cwamm'd. 
:3 CEWIA. ;;w;; Aww >w< the ;;w;; bettew; ;;w;; we >_< shaww >_< be >w< the :33 mowe marketable. Bon :3 jouw, 
OwO Monsieuw >_> We >_> Beau. What's >w< the OwO nyews? 
xDD WE :33 BEAU. :33 Faiw >_> Pwincess, :33 you have :33 wost ÚwÚ much ^w^ good >_> spowt. 
:3 CEWIA. ^-^ Spowt! :3 of what x3 cowouw? 
xDD WE :33 BEAU. :3 What :33 cowouw, uWu madam? UwU How >_< shaww ^-^ I answer :33 you? 
ROSALIND. :33 As UwU wit ^-^ and xDD fowtunye :3 wiww. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. >_> Ow ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< Destinyies ;;w;; decwees. 
:3 CEWIA. ÚwÚ Weww said; ^w^ that >_> was OwO waid on xDD with a ^-^ twowew. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. Nay, >_> if ^-^ I :3 keep UwU nyot >_> my >_< wank- 
ROSALIND. Thou >w< wosest thy old ÚwÚ smeww. 
xDD WE :33 BEAU. You OwO amaze me, ÚwÚ wadies. ^-^ I :3 wouwd have >_< towd :33 you :3 of ^w^ good 
wrestling, xDD which :33 you have :33 wost >w< the :33 sight >_< of. 
ROSALIND. ^w^ Yet tell uWu us >w< the >w< mannyew :3 of >w< the ^w^ wwestwing. 
xDD WE :33 BEAU. ^-^ I >w< wiww tell :33 you >w< the beginning, UwU and, >_> if it UwU pwease ^-^ youw 
OwO wadyships, :33 you ^w^ may see >w< the >_> end; for >w< the uWu best is yet uWu to ^w^ do; ^-^ and 
;;w;; hewe, >w< whewe :33 you x3 awe, :33 they are >w< coming uWu to :33 pewfowm uWu it. 
:3 CEWIA. xDD Weww, >w< the beginning, ^w^ that is ^-^ dead ^-^ and uWu buwied. 
xDD WE :33 BEAU. ;;w;; Thewe ÚwÚ comes :3 an old man ^-^ and ^.^ his xDD thwee sons- 
:3 CEWIA. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ^.^ match ^w^ this >w< beginnying xDD with :3 an old :3 tawe. 
xDD WE :33 BEAU. Three xDD pwopew xDD young men, :3 of >_< excewwent UwU gwowth ^-^ and :3 pwesence. 
ROSALIND. With >w< biwws on their necks: ^-^ 'Be it known >_< unto ;;w;; aww ^-^ men :3 by 
uWu these OwO pwesents'- 
xDD WE :33 BEAU. ^.^ The :3 ewdest :3 of >w< the xDD thwee uWu wwestwed xDD with Charles, >w< the Duke's 
wrestler; xDD which ÚwÚ Chawwes ^-^ in a ^w^ moment threw :3 him, ^-^ and ^.^ bwoke xDD thwee :3 of 
^.^ his >_> wibs, ^w^ that >w< thewe is ^-^ wittwe hope :3 of OwO wife ^-^ in ^-^ him. So UwU he ^w^ sewv'd 
>w< the second, ^-^ and ;;w;; so >w< the third. ^w^ Yondew :33 they >_< wie; >w< the x3 poow old ;;w;; man, 
their ^-^ fathew, UwU making >_< such pitiful ÚwÚ dowe OwO ovew them ^w^ that ;;w;; aww >w< the 
beholders ^w^ take ^.^ his ^.^ pawt xDD with weeping. 
ROSALIND. Alas! 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. xDD But what is >w< the :33 spowt, monsieur, ^w^ that >w< the ladies have 
lost? 
xDD WE :33 BEAU. :3 Why, ^w^ this ^w^ that ^-^ I UwU speak >_< of. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. Thus ^-^ men ^w^ may ÚwÚ gwow :33 wisew >_> evewy ;;w;; day. >_> It is >w< the >_> fiwst :3 time 
^w^ that ^-^ evew ^-^ I heard >_> bweaking :3 of ÚwÚ wibs >_> was >_> spowt for ÚwÚ wadies. 
:3 CEWIA. >_> Ow ;;w;; I, ^-^ I x3 pwomise ;;w;; thee. 
ROSALIND. xDD But is >w< thewe :33 any else longs uWu to see ^w^ this x3 bwoken music ^-^ in 
^.^ his :3 sides? Is >w< thewe yet uWu anyothew >w< dotes upon rib-breaking? ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we 
see ^w^ this wrestling, ^-^ cousin? 
xDD WE :33 BEAU. You >_< must, >_> if :33 you x3 stay >_> hewe; for ÚwÚ hewe is >w< the :3 pwace 
uWu appointed for >w< the wrestling, ^-^ and :33 they are ready uWu to :33 pewfowm uWu it. 
:3 CEWIA. Yonder, ^.^ suwe, :33 they are coming. Let uWu us now x3 stay ^-^ and see uWu it. 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew :3 DUKE ;;w;; FWEDEWICK, >w< WOWDS, ORLANDO, 
>w< CHAWWES, ^-^ and x3 ATTENDANTS 

ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. ^w^ Come >w< on; >_> since >w< the ^w^ youth >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be xDD entweated, ^.^ his ^-^ own 
peril on ^.^ his forwardness. 
ROSALIND. Is :3 yondew >w< the man? 
xDD WE :33 BEAU. uWu Even ÚwÚ he, OwO madam. 
:3 CEWIA. >_> Awas, UwU he is x3 too :33 young; yet UwU he OwO wooks ^w^ successfuwwy. 
ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. UwU How uWu nyow, uWu daughtew ^-^ and >_> cousin! ;;w;; Awe :33 you OwO cwept ÚwÚ hithew uWu to 
see >w< the :3 wwestwing? 
ROSALIND. x3 Ay, >_> my :33 wiege; ;;w;; so UwU pwease :33 you >w< give uWu us leave. 
ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. You >w< wiww ^w^ take ^-^ wittwe delight ^-^ in ^w^ it, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell ^.^ you, 
>w< thewe is >_< such ^.^ odds ^-^ in >w< the man. ^.^ In :33 pity :3 of >w< the challenger's ^w^ youth 
^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 fain uWu dissuade :3 him, but UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be entreated. OwO Speak uWu to 
:3 him, uWu wadies; see >_> if :33 you ^w^ can ^.^ move ^-^ him. 
:3 CEWIA. x3 Caww xDD him hither, ^w^ good OwO Monsieuw >_> We >_> Beau. 
ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. :3 Do uWu so; >_< I'ww UwU nyot >_< be by. 
^.^ [DUKE FREDERICK :3 goes :3 apawt] 
xDD WE :33 BEAU. OwO Monsieuw >w< the Challenger, >w< the Princess >w< cawws for ÚwÚ you. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I ^-^ attend them xDD with ;;w;; aww ^w^ wespect ^-^ and ^w^ duty. 
ROSALIND. Young ;;w;; man, have :33 you x3 chawweng'd ÚwÚ Chawwes >w< the ^-^ wwestwew? 
uWu OWWANDO. x3 Nyo, ^.^ faiw OwO Pwincess; UwU he is >w< the ^-^ genyewaw x3 chawwengew. ^-^ I come 
but :33 in, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ othews ÚwÚ do, uWu to xDD twy xDD with xDD him >w< the >_> stwength :3 of >_> my >_< youth. 
:3 CEWIA. Young ^w^ gentweman, ^-^ youw >_> spiwits are x3 too xDD bowd for ^-^ youw ^-^ yeaws. 
You have seen OwO cwuew >_< pwoof :3 of ^w^ this man's >_> stwength; >_> if :33 you OwO saw 
:33 youwsewf xDD with ^-^ youw uWu eyes, >w< ow ^-^ knyew :33 youwsewf xDD with ^-^ youw judgment, >w< the 
^w^ feaw :3 of ^-^ youw x3 adventuwe :3 wouwd ^-^ counsew :33 you uWu to a :33 mowe xDD equaw 
^w^ entewpwise. OwO We pray ^.^ you, for ^-^ youw ^-^ own xDD sake, uWu to embrace ^-^ youw ^-^ own 
^w^ safety ^-^ and >w< give OwO ovew ^w^ this ^-^ attempt. 
ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Do, xDD young sir; ^-^ youw ^-^ weputation >_< shaww UwU nyot x3 thewefowe >_< be 
>_< mispwised: ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu make it x3 ouw ^-^ suit uWu to >w< the xDD Duke ^w^ that >w< the 
wrestling :33 might UwU nyot ^w^ go ^w^ fowwawd. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, ÚwÚ punyish :33 me UwU nyot xDD with ^-^ youw :33 hawd xDD thoughts, 
:33 whewein ^-^ I x3 confess :33 me ÚwÚ much x3 guiwty uWu to uWu deny ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw ^-^ and >_< excewwent 
ladies :33 any OwO thing. xDD But let ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw ^.^ eyes ^-^ and ÚwÚ gentwe UwU wishes ^w^ go 
xDD with :33 me uWu to >_> my >_> twiaw; :33 whewein >_> if ^-^ I >_< be uWu foiw'd >w< thewe is but >w< onye 
OwO sham'd ^w^ that >_> was UwU nyevew >_> gwacious; >_> if kill'd, but >w< onye ^-^ dead ^w^ that is 
OwO wiwwing uWu to >_< be >_< so. ^-^ I >_< shaww do >_> my >w< fwiends xDD nyo OwO wwong, for ^-^ I have none 
uWu to lament x3 me; >w< the UwU wowwd xDD nyo injury, for ^-^ in it ^-^ I have :3 nyothing; :3 onwy 
^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd ^-^ I fill :3 up a place, xDD which ^w^ may >_< be xDD bettew supplied uWu when 
^-^ I have uWu made it x3 empty. 
ROSALIND. ^.^ The ^-^ wittwe >_> stwength ^w^ that ^-^ I uWu have, ^-^ I :3 wouwd it were xDD with 
ÚwÚ you. 
:3 CEWIA. And mine uWu to x3 eke :33 out uWu hews. 
ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. xDD Pway :3 heaven ^-^ I >_< be x3 deceiv'd ^-^ in >_> you! 
:3 CEWIA. ;;w;; Youw xDD heawt's x3 desiwes >_< be xDD with >_> you! 
CHARLES. uWu Come, >w< whewe is ^w^ this xDD young gallant ^w^ that is ;;w;; so desirous uWu to 
>_< wie xDD with ^.^ his mother ^-^ eawth? 
uWu OWWANDO. Ready, sir; but ^.^ his >w< wiww hath ^-^ in it a :33 mowe modest ^.^ wowking. 
ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. You >_< shaww xDD twy but >w< onye fall. 
CHARLES. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I warrant ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot entreat xDD him uWu to a 
second, ^w^ that have ;;w;; so UwU mightiwy persuaded xDD him OwO fwom a first. 
uWu OWWANDO. You UwU mean uWu to ;;w;; mock :33 me >w< aftew; :33 you OwO shouwd UwU nyot have >w< mock'd :33 me 
^-^ befowe; but come ^-^ youw ÚwÚ ways. 
ROSALIND. xDD Nyow, ^w^ Hewcuwes >_< be thy x3 speed, xDD young ^.^ man! 
:3 CEWIA. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I were invisible, uWu to xDD catch >w< the strong uWu fewwow :3 by >w< the 
>_> weg. ;;w;; [They OwO wwestwe] 
ROSALIND. O >_< excewwent xDD young ^.^ man! 
:3 CEWIA. UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ had a thunderbolt ^-^ in mine ^-^ eye, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell ;;w;; who OwO shouwd 
down. 
uWu [CHAWWES is thrown. :33 Shout] 
ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. :33 Nyo ^-^ mowe, xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw >_< Gwace; ^-^ I am UwU nyot yet ^w^ weww >_> bweath'd. 
ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. UwU How dost UwU thou, ;;w;; Chawwes? 
xDD WE :33 BEAU. He ;;w;; cannyot :3 speak, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. Bear xDD him uWu away. :3 What is thy ;;w;; nyame, xDD young man? 
uWu OWWANDO. >_< Owwando, >_> my :33 wiege; >w< the youngest ^-^ son :3 of :3 Siw :3 Wowwand UwU de 
>_< Boys. 
ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< thou ^.^ hadst OwO been ^-^ son uWu to ÚwÚ some man ;;w;; ewse. 
^.^ The UwU wowwd esteem'd thy father ^w^ honyouwabwe, 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< did find xDD him OwO stiww mine >_> enyemy. 
Thou shouldst have xDD bettew pleas'd :33 me xDD with ^w^ this deed, 
>_< Hadst >w< thou descended OwO fwom uWu anyothew ^w^ house. 
xDD But fare ÚwÚ thee :3 weww; >w< thou UwU awt a gallant youth; 
^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< thou ^.^ hadst >_< towd :33 me :3 of uWu anyothew :33 fathew. 
Exeunt ^w^ DUKE, ^w^ twain, ^-^ and xDD WE BEAU 
:3 CEWIA. ^.^ Wewe ^-^ I >_> my ^-^ fathew, coz, :3 wouwd ^-^ I do xDD this? 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I am :33 mowe ÚwÚ pwoud uWu to >_< be :3 Siw ^w^ Wowwand's son, 
:33 His youngest son- ^-^ and :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^w^ change ^w^ that >_< cawwing 
>_< To >_< be adopted >_< heiw uWu to xDD Fwedewick. 
ROSALIND. ^w^ My father :3 wov'd :3 Siw :3 Wowwand ÚwÚ as ^.^ his ^w^ souw, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd >_> was :3 of >_> my >_> fathew's mind; 
Had ^-^ I :33 befowe known ^w^ this xDD young man ^.^ his son, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd have ÚwÚ given xDD him tears >_< unto ^w^ entweaties 
Ere UwU he OwO shouwd UwU thus have ÚwÚ ventuw'd. 
:3 CEWIA. Gentle cousin, 
Let uWu us ^w^ go UwU thank :3 him, ^-^ and encourage xDD him; 
^w^ My >_> fathew's ^.^ wough ^-^ and :33 envious ÚwÚ disposition 
ÚwÚ Sticks :33 me :3 at >w< heawt. x3 Siw, :33 you have ^w^ weww >_> desewv'd; 
UwU If :33 you do :3 keep ^-^ youw xDD pwomises ^-^ in :33 wove 
xDD But justly ÚwÚ as :33 you have exceeded ;;w;; aww ^-^ pwomise, 
;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ mistwess >_< shaww >_< be UwU happy. 
ROSALIND. :33 Gentweman, ÚwÚ [Giving xDD him a chain OwO fwom ;;w;; hew neck] 
>w< Weaw ^w^ this for x3 me; >w< onye :33 out :3 of suits xDD with ^w^ fowtunye, 
:33 That ^-^ couwd >w< give ^-^ mowe, but ^w^ that ;;w;; hew UwU hand :33 wacks UwU means. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we go, ^.^ coz? 
:3 CEWIA. ^w^ Ay. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you UwU weww, ^.^ faiw xDD gentweman. 
uWu OWWANDO. >_> Can ^-^ I UwU nyot say 'I UwU thank you'? ^w^ My xDD bettew x3 pawts 
;;w;; Awe ;;w;; aww thrown >_< down; ^-^ and ^w^ that xDD which ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ stands :3 up 
Is but a uWu quintain, a mere lifeless block. 
ROSALIND. He >w< cawws uWu us OwO back. ^w^ My ^-^ pwide uWu feww xDD with >_> my fortunes; 
>_< I'ww ask xDD him what UwU he would. ÚwÚ Did :33 you call, >_> siw? 
x3 Siw, :33 you have uWu wwestwed UwU weww, ^-^ and ÚwÚ ovewthwown 
x3 Mowe than ^-^ youw :33 enyemies. 
:3 CEWIA. Will :33 you go, ^.^ coz? 
ROSALIND. >_< Have xDD with ÚwÚ you. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. 
Exeunt :3 WOSAWIND ^-^ and CELIA 
uWu OWWANDO. :3 What passion OwO hangs uWu these xDD weights upon >_> my tongue? 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot UwU speak uWu to >w< hew, yet she :3 uwg'd ^.^ confewence. 
O x3 poow >_< Owwando, >w< thou UwU awt ^.^ ovewthwown! 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ Chawwes >w< ow x3 something weaker >w< mastews ;;w;; thee. 

^-^ We-entew xDD WE BEAU 

xDD WE :33 BEAU. Good sir, ^-^ I do ^-^ in ^-^ fwiendship ^-^ counsew :33 you 
>_< To uWu weave ^w^ this ;;w;; pwace. uWu Awbeit :33 you have OwO desewv'd 
High ^w^ commendation, OwO twue ÚwÚ appwause, ^-^ and love, 
^w^ Yet >_< such is now >w< the Duke's ;;w;; condition 
:33 That UwU he misconstrues ;;w;; aww ^w^ that :33 you have OwO donye. 
^.^ The xDD Duke is ^w^ humowous; what UwU he UwU is, UwU indeed, 
x3 Mowe suits :33 you uWu to ÚwÚ conceive than ^-^ I uWu to UwU speak >_< of. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, sir; ^-^ and pray :33 you tell :33 me ^.^ this: 
Which :3 of >w< the x3 two >_> was uWu daughtew :3 of >w< the xDD Duke 
:33 That ÚwÚ hewe >_> was :3 at >w< the :3 wwestwing? 
xDD WE :33 BEAU. ^w^ Nyeithew ^.^ his ;;w;; daughtew, >_> if ;;w;; we judge :3 by >_> mannyews; 
xDD But yet, UwU indeed, >w< the :33 smawwew is ^.^ his UwU daughtew; 
^.^ The x3 othew is uWu daughtew uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ banyish'd Duke, 
And ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ detain'd :3 by ;;w;; hew x3 usuwping >w< uncwe, 
>_< To :3 keep ^.^ his uWu daughtew xDD company; :3 whose >_< woves 
;;w;; Awe dearer than >w< the ^-^ nyatuwaw >_< bond :3 of ^w^ sistews. 
xDD But ^-^ I ^w^ can tell :33 you ^w^ that :3 of OwO wate ^w^ this xDD Duke 
uWu Hath xDD ta'en ;;w;; dispweasuwe uWu 'gainst ^.^ his ÚwÚ gentwe ÚwÚ nyiece, 
>w< Gwounded upon xDD nyo x3 othew argument 
xDD But ^w^ that >w< the uWu peopwe praise ;;w;; hew for ;;w;; hew virtues 
And :33 pity ;;w;; hew for ;;w;; hew ^w^ good >_> fathew's sake; 
And, on >_> my >_< wife, ^.^ his ÚwÚ mawice uWu 'gainst >w< the lady 
Will :3 suddenwy x3 bweak forth. x3 Siw, fare :33 you ^.^ weww. 
:33 Heweaftew, ^-^ in a xDD bettew UwU wowwd than ^w^ this, 
^-^ I >_< shaww desire :33 mowe :33 wove ^-^ and >w< knyowwedge :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I :33 west ÚwÚ much ^-^ bounden uWu to you; fare :33 you ^.^ weww. 
x3 Exit xDD WE BEAU 
Thus must ^-^ I OwO fwom >w< the smoke uWu into >w< the >w< smothew; 
^w^ Fwom x3 tywant xDD Duke >_< unto a x3 tywant >_> bwothew. 
xDD But uWu heavenwy Rosalind! x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ The DUKE's ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew CELIA ^-^ and :3 WOSAWIND 

:3 CEWIA. :3 Why, >_> cousin! OwO why, Rosalind! >_> Cupid have OwO mewcy! 
uWu Nyot a >w< wowd? 
ROSALIND. uWu Nyot >w< onye uWu to OwO thwow :3 at a >_> dog. 
:3 CEWIA. x3 Nyo, thy >_> wowds are x3 too ;;w;; pwecious uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ cast xDD away upon curs; 
OwO thwow ÚwÚ some :3 of them :3 at x3 me; come, OwO wame :33 me xDD with ^-^ weasons. 
ROSALIND. UwU Then >w< thewe were x3 two >_< cousins OwO waid xDD up, uWu when >w< the >w< onye OwO shouwd 
>_< be >w< wam'd xDD with uWu weasons ^-^ and >w< the x3 othew uWu mad :33 without any. 
:3 CEWIA. xDD But is ;;w;; aww ^w^ this for ^-^ youw father? 
ROSALIND. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ some :3 of it is for >_> my >w< chiwd's :33 fathew. OwO O, how full :3 of 
;;w;; bwiews is ^w^ this :3 wowking-day :33 wowwd! 
:3 CEWIA. xDD They are but xDD buws, cousin, thrown upon ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in ^w^ howiday 
>_< foowewy; >_> if ;;w;; we ^.^ wawk UwU nyot ^-^ in >w< the trodden OwO paths, x3 ouw :3 vewy ÚwÚ petticoats 
>w< wiww xDD catch uWu them. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd shake them off >_> my ^w^ coat: uWu these UwU buws are ^-^ in >_> my 
>w< heawt. 
:3 CEWIA. UwU Hem them uWu away. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :3 twy, >_> if ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ^.^ cwy 'hem' ^-^ and have ^-^ him. 
:3 CEWIA. uWu Come, come, ^.^ wwestwe xDD with thy :3 affections. 
ROSALIND. OwO O, :33 they ^w^ take >w< the ^.^ pawt :3 of a xDD bettew wrestler than uWu mysewf. 
:3 CEWIA. OwO O, a ^w^ good :33 wish upon >_> you! You >w< wiww xDD twy ^-^ in time, ^-^ in :33 despite :3 of 
a fall. >w< But, :3 tuwnying uWu these >w< jests :33 out :3 of service, let uWu us ^-^ tawk ^-^ in 
^w^ good :33 eawnyest. Is it ^-^ possibwe, on >_< such a ^.^ sudden, :33 you OwO shouwd x3 faww 
uWu into ;;w;; so strong a UwU wiking xDD with old :3 Siw ^w^ Wowwand's youngest son? 
ROSALIND. ^.^ The xDD Duke >_> my father :3 wov'd ^.^ his father dearly. 
:3 CEWIA. ^.^ Doth it x3 thewefowe :3 ensue ^w^ that :33 you OwO shouwd :33 wove ^.^ his ^-^ son dearly? 
By ^w^ this uWu kind :3 of chase ^-^ I OwO shouwd hate :3 him, for >_> my father hated ^.^ his 
father >_> deawwy; yet ^-^ I hate UwU nyot ÚwÚ Owwando. 
ROSALIND. x3 Nyo, faith, hate xDD him not, for >_> my >_< sake. 
:3 CEWIA. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd ^-^ I xDD nyot? ^.^ Doth UwU he UwU nyot ^w^ desewve UwU weww? 

^-^ Entew :3 DUKE ;;w;; FWEDEWICK, xDD with LORDS 

ROSALIND. Let :33 me :33 wove xDD him for ^-^ that; ^-^ and do :33 you :33 wove xDD him ÚwÚ because ^-^ I 
do. x3 Wook, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
:3 CEWIA. With ^.^ his ^.^ eyes full :3 of >w< angew. 
ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. Mistress, ÚwÚ dispatch :33 you xDD with ^-^ youw ^.^ safest ^w^ haste, 
And x3 get :33 you OwO fwom x3 ouw ^.^ couwt. 
ROSALIND. Me, UwU uncwe? 
ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. You, >_< cousin. 
;;w;; Within uWu these >_< ten ^-^ days >_> if ^w^ that >w< thou >_> beest x3 found 
So uWu nyeaw x3 ouw ÚwÚ pubwic >w< couwt ÚwÚ as twenty >_< miwes, 
Thou diest for uWu it. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, 
Let :33 me >w< the >w< knyowwedge :3 of >_> my x3 fauwt ;;w;; beaw xDD with >w< me. 
UwU If xDD with myself ^-^ I hold intelligence, 
>_> Ow have >w< acquaintance xDD with mine ^-^ own OwO desiwes; 
UwU If ^w^ that ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< dweam, >w< ow >_< be UwU nyot ^w^ fwantic- 
:33 As ^-^ I do xDD twust ^-^ I am ^w^ nyot- uWu then, dear >w< uncwe, 
^.^ Nyevew ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ^-^ in a :3 thought unborn 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I ^w^ offend ^-^ youw uWu Highnyess. 
ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. Thus do ;;w;; aww >_> twaitows; 
UwU If their xDD puwgation >w< did consist ^-^ in >_< wowds, 
xDD They are ÚwÚ as xDD innyocent ÚwÚ as ^.^ gwace ^-^ itsewf. 
Let it ÚwÚ suffice ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that ^-^ I xDD twust ÚwÚ thee uWu nyot. 
ROSALIND. ^w^ Yet ^-^ youw ^-^ mistwust ;;w;; cannyot uWu make :33 me a >w< twaitow. 
Tell :33 me UwU wheweon >w< the ^w^ wikewihood >_< depends. 
ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. Thou UwU awt thy >_> fathew's UwU daughtew; >_< thewe's xDD enyough. 
ROSALIND. ^.^ SO >_> was ^-^ I uWu when ^-^ youw Highness took ^.^ his >w< dukedom; 
So >_> was ^-^ I uWu when ^-^ youw Highness ÚwÚ banyish'd ^-^ him. 
UwU Tweason is UwU nyot :3 inhewited, >_> my OwO wowd; 
^w^ Ow, >_> if ;;w;; we >w< did x3 dewive it OwO fwom x3 ouw :3 fwiends, 
What's ^w^ that uWu to ÚwÚ me? ^w^ My father >_> was xDD nyo >w< twaitow. 
OwO Then, ^w^ good >_> my liege, mistake :33 me UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
>_< To xDD think >_> my ;;w;; povewty is >_< tweachewous. 
:3 CEWIA. ^-^ Deaw uWu soveweign, >_> heaw :33 me ^w^ speak. 
ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. x3 Ay, ^-^ Cewia; ;;w;; we stay'd ;;w;; hew for ^-^ youw xDD sake, 
Else ^w^ had she xDD with ;;w;; hew father uWu wang'd :3 awong. 
:3 CEWIA. ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot :33 then entreat uWu to have ;;w;; hew ^w^ stay; 
>_> It >_> was ^-^ youw ^.^ pweasuwe, ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^-^ own >_< wemowse; 
^-^ I >_> was x3 too xDD young ^w^ that :3 time uWu to ^.^ vawue >w< hew, 
xDD But now ^-^ I >_< knyow x3 hew. UwU If she >_< be a ÚwÚ twaitow, 
^.^ Why ;;w;; so am ^-^ I: ;;w;; we OwO stiww have ÚwÚ swept xDD togethew, 
:3 Wose :3 at :3 an ^-^ instant, learn'd, ;;w;; pway'd, >w< eat together; 
And xDD whewesoe'ew ;;w;; we ^w^ went, OwO wike Juno's OwO swans, 
UwU Stiww ;;w;; we UwU went ;;w;; coupwed ^-^ and uWu insepawabwe. 
ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. ÚwÚ She is x3 too ^w^ subtwe for ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and ;;w;; hew x3 smoothnyess, 
ÚwÚ Hew :3 vewy >_< siwence ^-^ and ;;w;; hew >_> patience, 
OwO Speak uWu to >w< the x3 peopwe, ^-^ and :33 they :33 pity x3 hew. 
Thou UwU awt a OwO foow. ÚwÚ She ^w^ wobs ÚwÚ thee :3 of thy name; 
And >w< thou OwO wiwt ^w^ show :33 mowe OwO bwight ^-^ and seem :33 mowe x3 viwtuous 
When she is gone. UwU Then uWu open UwU nyot thy ^-^ wips. 
>_< Fiwm ^-^ and ;;w;; iwwevocabwe is >_> my ^-^ doom 
Which ^-^ I have >_< pass'd upon :3 hew; she is >_< banyish'd. 
:3 CEWIA. ^w^ Pwonyounce ^w^ that x3 sentence, uWu then, on me, >_> my :33 wiege; 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< wive :33 out :3 of ;;w;; hew x3 company. 
ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. You are a OwO foow. You, ÚwÚ nyiece, provide yourself. 
UwU If :33 you :3 outstay >w< the time, upon mine ;;w;; honyouw, 
And ^-^ in >w< the :3 gweatnyess :3 of >_> my word, :33 you ^.^ die. 
Exeunt :3 DUKE ^-^ and LORDS 
:3 CEWIA. O >_> my x3 poow Rosalind! uWu Whithew OwO wiwt >w< thou uWu go? 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou ^w^ change ^.^ fathews? ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give ÚwÚ thee >_< minye. 
^-^ I charge ÚwÚ thee >_< be UwU nyot >w< thou :33 mowe x3 gwiev'd than ^-^ I >w< am. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I have :33 mowe cause. 
:3 CEWIA. Thou UwU hast not, >_< cousin. 
^-^ Pwithee >_< be uWu cheewfuw. Know'st >w< thou UwU nyot >w< the xDD Duke 
uWu Hath ÚwÚ banyish'd me, ^.^ his ;;w;; daughtew? 
ROSALIND. :33 That UwU he hath uWu nyot. 
:3 CEWIA. x3 Nyo, hath xDD nyot? >w< Wosawind ^w^ wacks, uWu then, >w< the :33 wove 
Which ;;w;; teacheth ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that >w< thou ^-^ and ^-^ I am ^w^ onye. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we >_< be >_> sund'wed? ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we >_< pawt, sweet >_< giww? 
>w< Nyo; let >_> my father >w< seek uWu anyothew OwO heiw. 
Therefore x3 devise xDD with :33 me how ;;w;; we ^w^ may UwU fwy, 
uWu Whithew uWu to go, ^-^ and what uWu to ;;w;; beaw xDD with x3 us; 
And do UwU nyot >w< seek uWu to ^w^ take ^-^ youw charge upon ^.^ you, 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw ^-^ youw griefs ÚwÚ youwsewf, ^-^ and uWu weave :33 me :33 out; 
^.^ Fow, :3 by ^w^ this :33 heaven, now :3 at x3 ouw uWu sowwows pale, 
Say what >w< thou canst, >_< I'ww ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
ROSALIND. :3 Why, >_< whithew >_< shaww ;;w;; we uWu go? 
:3 CEWIA. >_< To >w< seek >_> my >w< uncwe ^-^ in >w< the xDD Fowest :3 of ;;w;; Awden. 
ROSALIND. >_> Awas, what danger >w< wiww it >_< be uWu to us, 
:33 Maids ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we x3 awe, uWu to >_< twavew ^-^ fowth ;;w;; so x3 faw! 
UwU Beauty provoketh OwO thieves ^-^ soonyew than ^w^ gowd. 
:3 CEWIA. >_< I'ww put myself ^-^ in x3 poow ^-^ and UwU mean ^w^ attiwe, 
And xDD with a uWu kind :3 of umber UwU smiwch >_> my xDD face; 
^.^ The OwO wike do you; ;;w;; so >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ pass uWu awong, 
And UwU nyevew >w< stiw ;;w;; assaiwants. 
ROSALIND. ^.^ Wewe it UwU nyot better, 
Because ^w^ that ^-^ I am :33 mowe than UwU common tall, 
:33 That ^-^ I >w< did ^-^ suit :33 me ;;w;; aww UwU points OwO wike a man? 
xDD A gallant curtle-axe upon >_> my thigh, 
xDD A xDD boaw spear ^-^ in >_> my UwU hand; uWu and- ^-^ in >_> my :33 heawt 
Lie >w< thewe what ^.^ hidden :3 woman's ^w^ feaw >w< thewe :33 wiww- 
>w< We'ww have a >_< swashing ^-^ and a >_> mawtiaw >_> outside, 
:33 As uWu many x3 othew xDD mannyish cowards have 
:33 That do outface it xDD with their ÚwÚ sembwances. 
:3 CEWIA. :3 What >_< shaww ^-^ I UwU caww ÚwÚ thee uWu when >w< thou UwU awt a man? 
ROSALIND. >_< I'ww have xDD nyo worse a name than UwU Jove's ^-^ own page, 
And x3 thewefowe >w< wook :33 you UwU caww :33 me ÚwÚ Ganymede. 
xDD But what >w< wiww :33 you >_< be call'd? 
:3 CEWIA. ^w^ Something ^w^ that hath a >_> wefewence uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ state: 
:33 Nyo >_> wongew Celia, but :33 Awienya. 
ROSALIND. >w< But, cousin, what >_> if ;;w;; we :33 assay'd uWu to >_> steaw 
^.^ The :33 cwownyish UwU foow :33 out :3 of ^-^ youw >_> fathew's court? 
>w< Wouwd UwU he UwU nyot >_< be a x3 comfowt uWu to x3 ouw :33 twavew? 
:3 CEWIA. ;;w;; He'ww ^w^ go :3 awong ^.^ o'ew >w< the uWu wide UwU wowwd xDD with x3 me; 
:33 Weave :33 me OwO awonye uWu to ÚwÚ woo ^-^ him. xDD Wet's uWu away, 
And x3 get x3 ouw >_> jewews ^-^ and x3 ouw xDD weawth together; 
^-^ Devise >w< the >w< fittest :3 time ^-^ and ^.^ safest x3 way 
>_< To xDD hide uWu us OwO fwom pursuit ^w^ that >w< wiww >_< be uWu made 
uWu Aftew >_> my ^-^ fwight. :3 Nyow ^w^ go ;;w;; we ^-^ in ÚwÚ content 
>_< To liberty, ^-^ and UwU nyot uWu to >_> banyishment. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The xDD Fowest :3 of >_> Awden 

^-^ Entew :3 DUKE SENIOR, xDD AMIENS, ^-^ and x3 two >w< ow xDD thwee >w< WOWDS, OwO wike >_> fowestews 

:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. xDD Nyow, >_> my :3 co-mates ^-^ and OwO bwothews ^-^ in ÚwÚ exiwe, 
uWu Hath UwU nyot old >w< custom uWu made ^w^ this OwO wife :33 mowe sweet 
uWu Than ^w^ that :3 of painted pomp? ;;w;; Awe UwU nyot uWu these ^w^ woods 
x3 Mowe >w< fwee OwO fwom peril than >w< the :33 envious court? 
uWu Hewe feel ;;w;; we UwU nyot >w< the penalty :3 of OwO Adam, 
^.^ The seasons' xDD diffewence; ÚwÚ as >w< the ^-^ icy uWu fang 
And OwO chuwwish OwO chiding :3 of >w< the ^.^ wintew's wind, 
Which uWu when it ^-^ bites ^-^ and ^.^ bwows upon >_> my ^.^ body, 
uWu Even :3 tiww ^-^ I shrink xDD with >_> cowd, ^-^ I ÚwÚ smiwe ^-^ and say 
OwO 'This is xDD nyo ÚwÚ fwattewy; uWu these are counsellors 
:33 That >w< feewingwy x3 pewsuade :33 me what ^-^ I am.' 
^-^ Sweet are >w< the uses :3 of >_> advewsity, 
Which, OwO wike >w< the toad, ^.^ ugwy ^-^ and >_< venyomous, 
xDD Weaws yet a ;;w;; pwecious ÚwÚ jewew ^-^ in ^.^ his head; 
And ^w^ this x3 ouw >_< wife, x3 exempt OwO fwom ÚwÚ pubwic >_> haunt, 
OwO Finds tongues ^-^ in trees, xDD books ^-^ in >w< the running >_< bwooks, 
Sermons ^-^ in :3 stonyes, ^-^ and ^w^ good ^-^ in everything. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^w^ change uWu it. 
xDD AMIENS. x3 Happy is ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, 
:33 That ^w^ can uWu twanswate >w< the OwO stubbownnyess :3 of xDD fowtunye 
>w< Into ;;w;; so x3 quiet ^-^ and ;;w;; so sweet a ÚwÚ stywe. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. uWu Come, >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ go ^-^ and kill uWu us >_> venyison? 
And yet it >_> iwks :33 me >w< the x3 poow ^w^ dappwed x3 foows, 
ÚwÚ Being native UwU buwghews :3 of ^w^ this OwO desewt ;;w;; city, 
uWu Shouwd, ^-^ in their ^-^ own ^-^ confinyes, xDD with forked UwU heads 
>_< Have their :3 wound ^-^ haunches >w< gow'd. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. Indeed, >_> my lord, 
^.^ The ^.^ mewanchowy >w< Jaques ÚwÚ gwieves :3 at ^-^ that; 
And, ^-^ in ^w^ that kind, swears :33 you do :33 mowe ^.^ usuwp 
uWu Than x3 doth ^-^ youw brother ^w^ that hath ÚwÚ banyish'd ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ To-day >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of Amiens ^-^ and myself 
ÚwÚ Did >_> steaw x3 behind xDD him ÚwÚ as UwU he lay :3 awong 
Under :3 an :3 oak :3 whose ^-^ antique root :33 peeps :33 out 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the UwU bwook ^w^ that :3 bwawws :3 awong ^w^ this wood! 
>_< To >w< the xDD which :3 pwace a x3 poow OwO sequest'wed ^w^ stag, 
:33 That OwO fwom >w< the xDD huntew's ^.^ aim ^w^ had xDD ta'en a xDD huwt, 
ÚwÚ Did come uWu to >w< wanguish; UwU and, UwU indeed, >_> my lord, 
^.^ The >_> wwetched OwO anyimaw :33 heav'd ^-^ fowth >_< such OwO gwoans 
:33 That their >w< dischawge >w< did >_> stwetch ^.^ his xDD weathewn ÚwÚ coat 
>_> Awmost uWu to >_< buwsting; ^-^ and >w< the :3 big :3 wound tears 
Cours'd >w< onye uWu anyothew OwO down ^.^ his xDD innyocent x3 nyose 
^.^ In uWu piteous UwU chase; ^-^ and UwU thus >w< the :3 haiwy >w< foow, 
^.^ Much UwU mawked :3 of >w< the ^.^ mewanchowy Jaques, 
^.^ Stood on >_> th' >_> extwemest verge :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ swift OwO bwook, 
^-^ Augmenting it xDD with ^.^ teaws. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. xDD But what ^-^ said uWu Jaques? 
ÚwÚ Did UwU he UwU nyot moralize ^w^ this ÚwÚ spectacwe? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. OwO O, ^-^ yes, uWu into a >_> thousand >w< simiwes. 
^-^ Fiwst, for ^.^ his weeping uWu into >w< the needless ÚwÚ stweam: 
x3 'Poow >w< deew,' ^-^ quoth UwU he :3 'thou ^.^ mak'st a ;;w;; testament 
:33 As xDD wowwdwings ÚwÚ do, ÚwÚ giving thy >_> sum :3 of :33 mowe 
>_< To ^w^ that xDD which ^w^ had x3 too ^-^ much.' OwO Then, being >w< thewe UwU awonye, 
ÚwÚ Weft ^-^ and :3 abandonyed :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ vewvet UwU fwiends: 
uWu ''Tis UwU wight'; ^-^ quoth UwU he x3 'thus >w< misewy x3 doth ^.^ pawt 
^.^ The flux :3 of >_> company.' OwO Anyon, a ^-^ cawewess uWu hewd, 
Full :3 of >w< the ^.^ pastuwe, OwO jumps :3 awong :3 by xDD him 
And UwU nyevew stays uWu to >_< gweet ^-^ him. UwU 'Ay,' ^-^ quoth >w< Jaques 
:3 'Sweep ;;w;; on, :33 you ÚwÚ fat ^-^ and ^.^ gweasy citizens; 
'Tis UwU just >w< the uWu fashion. ^.^ Whewefowe do :33 you >w< wook 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ that x3 poow ^-^ and x3 bwoken bankrupt there?' 
Thus :3 most ;;w;; invectivewy UwU he ^-^ piewceth through 
^.^ The body :3 of >w< the uWu countwy, ;;w;; city, uWu couwt, 
x3 Yea, ^-^ and :3 of ^w^ this x3 ouw ^-^ wife; >w< sweawing ^w^ that ;;w;; we 
;;w;; Awe mere ;;w;; usuwpews, OwO tywants, ^-^ and what's ^-^ wowse, 
>_< To xDD fwight >w< the OwO anyimaws, ^-^ and uWu to kill them :3 up 
^.^ In their assign'd ^-^ and native dwelling-place. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. And >w< did :33 you uWu weave xDD him ^-^ in ^w^ this ^.^ contempwation? 
SECOND LORD. OwO We did, >_> my lord, weeping ^-^ and ÚwÚ commenting 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the sobbing :3 deew. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. x3 Show :33 me >w< the >_< pwace; 
^-^ I :33 wove uWu to OwO cope xDD him ^-^ in uWu these >_> suwwen fits, 
:3 Fow :33 then ÚwÚ he's full :3 of >w< mattew. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. >_< I'ww >_< bwing :33 you uWu to xDD him straight. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ The >w< DUKE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew :3 DUKE ;;w;; FWEDEWICK, xDD with LORDS 

ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. >_> Can it >_< be possible ^w^ that xDD nyo man OwO saw them? 
>_> It ;;w;; cannyot x3 be; ÚwÚ some ;;w;; viwwains :3 of >_> my >w< couwt 
;;w;; Awe :3 of consent ^-^ and ^w^ suffewance ^-^ in this. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_> heaw :3 of :33 any ^w^ that >w< did see x3 hew. 
^.^ The :3 wadies, ;;w;; hew attendants :3 of ;;w;; hew uWu chambew, 
uWu Saw ;;w;; hew UwU abed, ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ mownying >w< eawwy 
xDD They x3 found >w< the bed >_< untweasuw'd :3 of their mistress. 
SECOND LORD. ^w^ My lord, >w< the ;;w;; woynyish ÚwÚ cwown, :3 at whom ;;w;; so oft 
;;w;; Youw Grace >_> was UwU wont uWu to :3 waugh, is >w< awso :3 missing. 
uWu Hispewia, >w< the Princess' gentlewoman, 
Confesses ^w^ that she :33 secwetwy ^w^ o'ewheawd 
;;w;; Youw uWu daughtew ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ;;w;; cousin ÚwÚ much >w< commend 
^.^ The x3 pawts ^-^ and :3 gwaces :3 of >w< the wrestler 
:33 That >w< did but uWu watewy ÚwÚ foiw >w< the sinewy >_> Chawwes; 
And she believes, >_> whewevew :33 they are gone, 
:33 That ^w^ youth is surely ^-^ in their x3 company. 
ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. uWu Send uWu to ^.^ his uWu bwothew; fetch ^w^ that gallant x3 hithew. 
UwU If UwU he >_< be :33 absent, >_< bwing ^.^ his brother uWu to x3 me; 
>_< I'ww uWu make xDD him find ^-^ him. :3 Do ^w^ this suddenly; 
And let UwU nyot ;;w;; seawch ^-^ and inquisition ^w^ quaiw 
>_< To >_< bwing ;;w;; again uWu these x3 foowish ^-^ wunyaways. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
:3 Befowe :3 OWIVEW'S house 

^-^ Entew x3 OWWANDO ^-^ and >_< ADAM, OwO meeting 

uWu OWWANDO. :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? 
uWu ADAM. ^w^ What, >_> my xDD young master? O >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe >_< mastew! 
O >_> my sweet >_< mastew! O :33 you memory 
Of old :3 Siw :3 Wowwand! :3 Why, what uWu make :33 you :33 hewe? 
^.^ Why are :33 you virtuous? ^.^ Why do uWu peopwe :33 wove :33 you? 
And wherefore are :33 you gentle, strong, ^-^ and valiant? 
^.^ Why :3 wouwd :33 you >_< be ;;w;; so ;;w;; fond uWu to overcome 
^.^ The ^.^ bonny prizer :3 of >w< the :3 humowous ^-^ Duke? 
;;w;; Youw praise is come x3 too uWu swiftwy home :33 befowe ÚwÚ you. 
x3 Knyow :33 you not, uWu mastew, uWu to ÚwÚ some uWu kind :3 of ^-^ men 
uWu Theiw :3 gwaces >_> sewve them but ÚwÚ as >_> enyemies? 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe do >w< youws. ;;w;; Youw OwO viwtues, ÚwÚ gentwe uWu mastew, 
;;w;; Awe ^w^ sanctified ^-^ and UwU howy x3 twaitows uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
OwO O, what a UwU wowwd is ^w^ this, uWu when what is :33 comewy 
>_< Envenyoms xDD him ^w^ that >_< beaws x3 it! 
uWu OWWANDO. :3 Why, what's >w< the x3 mattew? 
uWu ADAM. O ÚwÚ unhappy ^-^ youth! 
^w^ Come UwU nyot >_> within uWu these ^.^ doows; >_> within ^w^ this :3 woof 
^.^ The enemy :3 of ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw :3 gwaces :3 wives. 
;;w;; Youw ^.^ bwothew- uWu nyo, xDD nyo uWu bwothew; yet >w< the son- 
^w^ Yet UwU nyot >w< the x3 son; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot UwU caww xDD him ^-^ son 
Of xDD him ^-^ I >_> was uWu about uWu to UwU caww ^.^ his x3 fathew- 
uWu Hath heard ^-^ youw x3 pwaises; ^-^ and ^w^ this night UwU he ÚwÚ means 
>_< To burn >w< the :3 wodging >w< whewe :33 you ÚwÚ use uWu to lie, 
And :33 you >_> within uWu it. UwU If UwU he >_> faiw :3 of that, 
He >w< wiww have x3 othew ÚwÚ means uWu to cut :33 you off; 
^-^ I >_< ovewheawd xDD him ^-^ and ^.^ his ^w^ pwactices. 
^.^ This is xDD nyo >_< pwace; ^w^ this house is but a xDD butchewy; 
>_< Abhow ^w^ it, ^w^ feaw ^w^ it, do UwU nyot UwU entew uWu it. 
uWu OWWANDO. :3 Why, xDD whithew, OwO Adam, wouldst >w< thou have :33 me uWu go? 
uWu ADAM. :33 Nyo :3 mattew xDD whithew, ;;w;; so :33 you come UwU nyot uWu hewe. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^w^ What, wouldst >w< thou have :33 me ^w^ go ^-^ and >w< beg >_> my food, 
>_> Ow xDD with a base ^-^ and >_< boist'wous >_< swowd enforce 
xDD A thievish >_< wiving on >w< the UwU common UwU woad? 
^.^ This ^-^ I must ÚwÚ do, >w< ow >_< knyow UwU nyot what uWu to ^w^ do; 
^w^ Yet ^w^ this ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ÚwÚ do, do how ^-^ I xDD can. 
^-^ I :3 wathew >w< wiww xDD subject :33 me uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ mawice 
Of a :33 divewted UwU bwood ^-^ and ÚwÚ bwoody >_> bwothew. 
uWu ADAM. xDD But do UwU nyot >_< so. ^-^ I have ÚwÚ five x3 hundwed xDD cwowns, 
^.^ The thrifty hire ^-^ I :33 sav'd ^.^ undew ^-^ youw ^-^ fathew, 
Which ^-^ I >w< did >_> stowe uWu to >_< be >_> my >_> fostew-nyuwse, 
When UwU sewvice OwO shouwd ^-^ in >_> my old ^w^ wimbs >_< wie lame, 
And >w< unwegawded age ^-^ in :3 cownyews thrown. 
Take that, ^-^ and He ^w^ that x3 doth >w< the ^-^ wavens ÚwÚ feed, 
x3 Yea, :33 pwovidentwy ;;w;; catews for >w< the >w< spawwow, 
;;w;; Be x3 comfowt uWu to >_> my xDD age! uWu Hewe is >w< the :3 gowd; 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ this ^-^ I >w< give ÚwÚ you. Let :33 me >_< be ^-^ youw ^w^ sewvant; 
OwO Though ^-^ I >w< wook >_< owd, yet ^-^ I am strong ^-^ and :3 wusty; 
:3 Fow ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ youth ^-^ I UwU nyevew >w< did ;;w;; appwy 
;;w;; Hot ^-^ and OwO webewwious liquors ^-^ in >_> my uWu bwood, 
>_> Nyow >w< did UwU nyot xDD with >_< unbashfuw >_< fowehead ÚwÚ woo 
^.^ The ÚwÚ means :3 of weakness ^-^ and debility; 
Therefore >_> my age is ÚwÚ as a lusty ^-^ wintew, 
Frosty, but ^w^ kindwy. Let :33 me ^w^ go xDD with you; 
>_< I'ww do >w< the UwU sewvice :3 of a ÚwÚ youngew man 
^.^ In ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw business ^-^ and >_< nyecessities. 
uWu OWWANDO. O ^w^ good old ;;w;; man, how ^w^ weww ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; appeaws 
^.^ The ;;w;; constant UwU sewvice :3 of >w< the ^-^ antique world, 
When UwU sewvice sweat for duty, UwU nyot for ^-^ meed! 
Thou UwU awt UwU nyot for >w< the ÚwÚ fashion :3 of uWu these xDD times, 
;;w;; Whewe none >w< wiww sweat but for ^.^ pwomotion, 
And having ^w^ that do choke their UwU sewvice :3 up 
uWu Even xDD with >w< the uWu having; it is UwU nyot ;;w;; so xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
>w< But, x3 poow old ;;w;; man, >w< thou ^.^ pwun'st a >w< wotten UwU twee 
:33 That ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as a blossom yield 
^.^ In OwO wieu :3 of ;;w;; aww thy ^-^ pains ^-^ and >_< husbandwy. 
xDD But come thy OwO ways, x3 we'ww ^w^ go :3 awong xDD togethew, 
And ^-^ ewe ;;w;; we have thy ^-^ youthfuw OwO wages ;;w;; spent 
>w< We'ww :3 wight upon ÚwÚ some >_> settwed >w< wow :33 content. 
uWu ADAM. UwU Mastew, ^w^ go >w< on; ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 fowwow >w< the 
>_< To >w< the last uWu gasp, xDD with >_> twuth ^-^ and uWu woyawty. 
^w^ Fwom :33 seventeen xDD yeaws :3 tiww now almost four-score 
uWu Hewe xDD wived ;;w;; I, but now >_< wive ÚwÚ hewe xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
x3 At :33 seventeen xDD yeaws uWu many their UwU fowtunyes >_> seek, 
xDD But :3 at ^w^ fouwscowe it is x3 too OwO wate a week; 
^w^ Yet xDD fowtunye ;;w;; cannyot recompense :33 me xDD bettew 
uWu Than uWu to :33 die ^w^ weww ^-^ and UwU nyot >_> my uWu mastew's >_> debtow. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ The xDD Fowest :3 of >_> Awden 

^-^ Entew :3 WOSAWIND for OwO GANYMEDE, CELIA for :3 AWIENyA, ^-^ and :3 CWOWN alias :33 TOUCHSTONyE 

ROSALIND. O ^w^ Jupitew, how :33 weawy are >_> my ^.^ spiwits! 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ I ;;w;; Cawe UwU nyot for >_> my >_< spiwits, >_> if >_> my ÚwÚ wegs were UwU nyot :3 weawy. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd find ^-^ in >_> my :33 heawt uWu to disgrace >_> my man's x3 appawew, 
^-^ and uWu to ^.^ cwy OwO wike a ^w^ woman; but ^-^ I must x3 comfowt >w< the weaker x3 vessew, ÚwÚ as 
doublet ^-^ and xDD hose OwO ought uWu to ^w^ show ^w^ itsewf :33 couwageous uWu to ^w^ petticoat; 
>_< thewefowe, courage, ^w^ good :33 Awienya. 
:3 CEWIA. ^-^ I pray :33 you ;;w;; beaw xDD with x3 me; ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ go xDD nyo further. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. :3 Fow >_> my >_< pawt, ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew ;;w;; beaw xDD with :33 you than ;;w;; beaw you; 
yet ^-^ I OwO shouwd ;;w;; beaw xDD nyo x3 cwoss >_> if ^-^ I >w< did ;;w;; beaw you; for ^-^ I xDD think :33 you 
have xDD nyo ^.^ monyey ^-^ in ^-^ youw ÚwÚ puwse. 
ROSALIND. Well,. ^w^ this is >w< the xDD Fowest :3 of ;;w;; Awden. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. x3 Ay, now am ^-^ I ^-^ in Arden; >w< the :33 mowe UwU foow I; uWu when ^-^ I >_> was :3 at 
home ^-^ I >_> was ^-^ in a xDD bettew >_< pwace; but travellers must >_< be :33 content. 

^-^ Entew OwO COWIN ^-^ and ÚwÚ SIWVIUS 

ROSALIND. x3 Ay, >_< be ;;w;; so, ^w^ good :3 Touchstonye. ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ you, ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes ;;w;; hewe, a 
xDD young man ^-^ and :3 an old ^-^ in solemn talk. 
OwO COWIN. :33 That is >w< the x3 way uWu to uWu make ;;w;; hew OwO scown :33 you >w< stiww. 
>_> SIWVIUS. O Corin, ^w^ that >w< thou ^-^ knyew'st how ^-^ I do :33 wove ^w^ hew! 
OwO COWIN. ^-^ I partly ^w^ guess; for ^-^ I have :3 wov'd ^-^ ewe UwU nyow. 
>_> SIWVIUS. x3 Nyo, Corin, being >_< owd, >w< thou >_> canst UwU nyot ;;w;; guess, 
OwO Though ^-^ in thy ^w^ youth >w< thou uWu wast ÚwÚ as OwO twue a >_> wovew 
:33 As ^-^ evew >_< sigh'd upon a UwU midnyight x3 piwwow. 
xDD But >_> if thy :33 wove were ^-^ evew OwO wike uWu to uWu minye, 
:33 As ^w^ suwe ^-^ I xDD think >w< did UwU nyevew man :33 wove ;;w;; so, 
UwU How uWu many actions :3 most :33 widicuwous 
Hast >w< thou OwO been ^.^ dwawn uWu to :3 by thy uWu fantasy? 
OwO COWIN. >w< Into a >_> thousand ^w^ that ^-^ I have >w< fowgotten. 
>_> SIWVIUS. OwO O, >w< thou didst :33 then UwU nyevew :33 wove ;;w;; so heartily! 
UwU If >w< thou ^-^ wememb'west UwU nyot >w< the slightest folly 
:33 That ^-^ evew :33 wove >w< did uWu make ÚwÚ thee run into, 
Thou UwU hast UwU nyot ^-^ wov'd; 
>_> Ow >_> if >w< thou UwU hast UwU nyot :33 sat ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do uWu nyow, 
Wearing thy hearer ^-^ in thy uWu mistwess' UwU pwaise, 
Thou UwU hast UwU nyot ^-^ wov'd; 
>_> Ow >_> if >w< thou UwU hast UwU nyot ^.^ bwoke OwO fwom company 
>_> Abwuptwy, ÚwÚ as >_> my passion now ^-^ makes me, 
Thou UwU hast UwU nyot ;;w;; wov'd. 
O ^-^ Phebe, ^-^ Phebe, UwU Phebe! x3 Exit Silvius 
ROSALIND. >_> Awas, x3 poow shepherd! >_> seawching :3 of thy UwU wound, 
^-^ I have :3 by :33 hawd x3 adventuwe x3 found mine :3 own. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. And ^-^ I >_< minye. ^-^ I xDD wemembew, uWu when ^-^ I >_> was ^-^ in love, ^-^ I ^.^ bwoke >_> my 
>_< swowd upon a x3 stonye, ^-^ and :33 bid xDD him ^w^ take ^w^ that for >w< coming >_> a-nyight uWu to 
^-^ Janye >_> Smiwe; ^-^ and ^-^ I remember >w< the ÚwÚ kissing :3 of ;;w;; hew uWu batwew, ^-^ and >w< the 
cow's OwO dugs ^w^ that ;;w;; hew ;;w;; pwetty >w< chopt >w< hands ^w^ had ^.^ miwk'd; ^-^ and ^-^ I remember 
>w< the ;;w;; wooing :3 of OwO peascod :33 instead :3 of :3 hew; OwO fwom whom ^-^ I took x3 two cods, 
^-^ and ÚwÚ giving ;;w;; hew them >w< again, ^-^ said xDD with weeping tears uWu 'Weaw uWu these 
for >_> my ^.^ sake.' OwO We ^w^ that are OwO twue >w< wovews run uWu into ^-^ stwange xDD capews; 
but ÚwÚ as ;;w;; aww is x3 mowtaw ^-^ in UwU nyatuwe, ;;w;; so is ;;w;; aww ;;w;; nyatuwe ^-^ in :33 wove x3 mowtaw 
^-^ in folly. 
ROSALIND. Thou ^-^ speak'st :33 wisew than >w< thou UwU awt x3 wawe >_< of. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. Nay, ^-^ I >_< shaww >w< nye'ew >_< be x3 wawe :3 of mine ^-^ own UwU wit :3 tiww ^-^ I x3 bweak 
>_> my ÚwÚ shins ÚwÚ against uWu it. 
ROSALIND. x3 Jove, ^.^ Jove! ^w^ this OwO shephewd's passion 
Is ÚwÚ much upon >_> my uWu fashion. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. And mine; but it grows x3 something UwU stawe xDD with >w< me. 
:3 CEWIA. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >w< onye :3 of :33 you >w< question yond man 
UwU If UwU he for >_< gowd >w< wiww >w< give uWu us :33 any food; 
^-^ I UwU faint almost uWu to ^-^ death. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. uWu Howwa, :33 you :3 cwown! 
ROSALIND. ^w^ Peace, xDD foow; ÚwÚ he's UwU nyot thy Ensman. 
OwO COWIN. >_< Who ^w^ cawws? 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; bettews, ^-^ siw. 
OwO COWIN. Else are :33 they :3 vewy x3 wwetched. 
ROSALIND. ^w^ Peace, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. Good uWu even uWu to ^.^ you, OwO fwiend. 
OwO COWIN. And uWu to ^.^ you, ÚwÚ gentwe sir, ^-^ and uWu to :33 you ÚwÚ aww. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, shepherd, >_> if ^w^ that :33 wove >w< ow >_< gowd 
>_> Can ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO desewt :3 pwace :3 buy entertainment, 
xDD Bwing uWu us >w< whewe ;;w;; we ^w^ may :33 west >_> ouwsewves ^-^ and ^w^ feed. 
Here's a xDD young ÚwÚ maid xDD with >_< twavew ÚwÚ much ^.^ oppwess'd, 
And x3 faints for succour. 
OwO COWIN. :33 Faiw sir, ^-^ I :33 pity >w< hew, 
And wish, for ;;w;; hew >w< sake :33 mowe than for mine OwO own, 
^w^ My UwU fowtunyes were :33 mowe able uWu to >w< wewieve :3 hew; 
xDD But ^-^ I am shepherd uWu to uWu anyothew ;;w;; man, 
And do UwU nyot xDD sheaw >w< the >w< fweeces ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 gwaze. 
^w^ My ^w^ mastew is :3 of OwO chuwwish >_> disposition, 
And ^-^ wittwe ;;w;; wecks uWu to find >w< the x3 way uWu to :3 heaven 
By x3 doing deeds :3 of UwU hospitawity. 
:33 Besides, ^.^ his x3 cote, ^.^ his ÚwÚ fwocks, ^-^ and OwO bounds :3 of ÚwÚ feed, 
;;w;; Awe now on sale; ^-^ and :3 at x3 ouw >_< sheepcote uWu nyow, 
By :3 weason :3 of ^.^ his absence, >w< thewe is OwO nyothing 
:33 That :33 you >w< wiww ;;w;; feed >w< on; but what UwU is, come see, 
And ^-^ in >_> my :3 voice :3 most >_< wewcome >_< shaww :33 you OwO be. 
ROSALIND. :3 What is UwU he ^w^ that >_< shaww :3 buy ^.^ his >_< fwock ^-^ and ;;w;; pastuwe? 
OwO COWIN. :33 That xDD young UwU swain ^w^ that :33 you OwO saw ÚwÚ hewe but ÚwÚ ewewhiwe, 
:33 That ^-^ wittwe ^.^ cawes for uWu buying :33 any OwO thing. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, >_> if it >_< stand xDD with ^.^ honyesty, 
x3 Buy >w< thou >w< the >_> cottage, ^.^ pastuwe, ^-^ and >w< the >_< fwock, 
And >w< thou xDD shawt have uWu to ^-^ pay for it :3 of :33 us. 
:3 CEWIA. And ;;w;; we >w< wiww :33 mend thy ;;w;; wages. ^-^ I OwO wike ^w^ this place, 
And ^-^ wiwwingwy ^-^ couwd waste >_> my :3 time ^-^ in uWu it. 
OwO COWIN. Assuredly >w< the >_> thing is uWu to >_< be xDD sowd. 
:3 Go xDD with x3 me; >_> if :33 you OwO wike upon >_< wepowt 
^.^ The >w< soiw, >w< the :33 pwofit, ^-^ and ^w^ this uWu kind :3 of >_< wife, 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ youw :3 vewy faithful xDD feedew be, 
And :3 buy it xDD with ^-^ youw >_< gowd >w< wight ^-^ suddenwy. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the forest 

^-^ Entew xDD AMIENS, ;;w;; JAQUES, ^-^ and :33 OTHEWS 

x3 SONG 
xDD AMIENS. Under >w< the ^w^ gweenwood UwU twee 
>_< Who >_< woves uWu to >_< wie xDD with me, 
And ^w^ tuwn ^.^ his uWu mewwy UwU nyote 
uWu Unto >w< the sweet uWu biwd's ;;w;; thwoat, 
^w^ Come hither, come hither, come x3 hithew. 
uWu Hewe >_< shaww UwU he see 
:33 Nyo enemy 
xDD But xDD wintew ^-^ and ^.^ wough x3 weathew. 

:3 JAQUES. >_< Mowe, ^-^ mowe, ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, >w< mowe. 
xDD AMIENS. >_> It >w< wiww uWu make :33 you uWu mewanchowy, OwO Monsieuw >w< Jaques. 
:3 JAQUES. ^-^ I UwU thank uWu it. >_< Mowe, ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, >w< mowe. ^-^ I ^w^ can >_< suck ^.^ mewanchowy 
:33 out :3 of a OwO song, ÚwÚ as a weasel sucks >_> eggs. >_< Mowe, ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, >w< mowe. 
xDD AMIENS. ^w^ My :3 voice is >_> wagged; ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot UwU pwease ÚwÚ you. 
:3 JAQUES. ^-^ I do UwU nyot desire :33 you uWu to UwU pwease x3 me; ^-^ I do desire :33 you uWu to sing. 
uWu Come, >_< mowe; uWu anyothew stanzo. x3 Caww :33 you >w< 'em ^-^ stanzos? 
xDD AMIENS. :3 What :33 you will, OwO Monsieuw >w< Jaques. 
:3 JAQUES. Nay, ^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot for their ^-^ nyames; :33 they ^-^ owe :33 me >w< nyothing. Will 
:33 you ;;w;; sing? 
xDD AMIENS. x3 Mowe :3 at ^-^ youw :33 wequest than uWu to UwU pwease uWu mysewf. 
:3 JAQUES. ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, >_> if ^-^ evew ^-^ I UwU thank :33 any ;;w;; man, >_< I'ww UwU thank you; but 
^w^ that :33 they UwU caww ^w^ compwiment is OwO wike >_> th' ^w^ encountew :3 of x3 two ^.^ dog-apes; 
^-^ and uWu when a man UwU thanks :33 me xDD heawtiwy, :33 methinks have ÚwÚ given xDD him a 
>_> penny, ^-^ and UwU he ^.^ wendews :33 me >w< the x3 beggawwy >w< thanks. uWu Come, sing; ^-^ and :33 you 
^w^ that >w< wiww not, hold ^-^ youw ;;w;; tongues. 
xDD AMIENS. xDD Weww, >_< I'ww UwU end >w< the song. UwU Siws, cover >w< the while; >w< the xDD Duke 
>w< wiww drink ^.^ undew ^w^ this xDD twee. He hath OwO been ;;w;; aww ^w^ this x3 day uWu to >w< wook 
ÚwÚ you. 
:3 JAQUES. And ^-^ I have OwO been ;;w;; aww ^w^ this x3 day uWu to ^.^ avoid ^-^ him. He is uWu to 
disputable for >_> my x3 company. ^-^ I xDD think :3 of ÚwÚ as uWu many OwO mattews ÚwÚ as x3 he; but 
^-^ I >w< give :3 heaven xDD thanks, ^-^ and uWu make xDD nyo >_< boast :3 of uWu them. uWu Come, >w< wawbwe, 
^-^ come. 

x3 SONG 
:3 [Aww x3 togethew ÚwÚ hewe] 

>_< Who x3 doth :33 ambition :3 shun, 
And >_< woves uWu to >_< wive ^.^ i' >_> th' sun, 
;;w;; Seeking >w< the uWu food UwU he >_> eats, 
And pleas'd xDD with what UwU he >_< gets, 
^w^ Come hither, come hither, come x3 hithew. 
uWu Hewe >_< shaww UwU he see 
:33 Nyo enemy 
xDD But xDD wintew ^-^ and ^.^ wough x3 weathew. 

:3 JAQUES. >_< I'ww >w< give :33 you a verse uWu to ^w^ this UwU nyote ^w^ that ^-^ I uWu made x3 yestewday ^-^ in 
:33 despite :3 of >_> my uWu invention. 
xDD AMIENS. And >_< I'ww ^.^ sing uWu it. 
:3 JAQUES. Thus it goes: 

UwU If it do come uWu to ^w^ pass 
:33 That :33 any man ^w^ tuwn ^-^ ass, 
:3 Weaving ^.^ his xDD weawth ^-^ and ^-^ ease 
xDD A OwO stubbown >w< wiww uWu to please, 
xDD Ducdame, >_< ducdame, ^-^ ducdame; 
uWu Hewe >_< shaww UwU he see 
^.^ Gwoss x3 foows ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ he, 
;;w;; An >_> if UwU he >w< wiww come uWu to >w< me. 

xDD AMIENS. What's ^w^ that uWu 'ducdame'? 
:3 JAQUES. 'Tis a :33 Gweek >_> invocation, uWu to UwU caww x3 foows uWu into a ;;w;; ciwcwe. >_< I'ww 
^w^ go xDD sweep, >_> if ^-^ I x3 can; >_> if ^-^ I >_> cannyot, >_< I'ww ;;w;; waiw ÚwÚ against ;;w;; aww >w< the 
>_> fiwst-bown :3 of Egypt. 
xDD AMIENS. And >_< I'ww ^w^ go >w< seek >w< the Duke; ^.^ his banquet is prepar'd. 
Exeunt ^.^ sevewawwy 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
^.^ The forest 

^-^ Entew x3 OWWANDO ^-^ and OwO ADAM 

uWu ADAM. ^-^ Deaw uWu mastew, ^-^ I ^w^ can ^w^ go xDD nyo further. OwO O, ^-^ I :33 die for :3 food! uWu Hewe >_< wie 
^-^ I x3 down, ^-^ and :3 measuwe :33 out >_> my :33 gwave. Farewell, uWu kind ÚwÚ mastew. 
uWu OWWANDO. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, Adam! :33 Nyo greater :33 heawt ^-^ in uWu thee? ÚwÚ Wive a 
ÚwÚ wittwe; x3 comfowt a ÚwÚ wittwe; :3 cheew thyself a little. UwU If ^w^ this >_< uncouth 
forest yield anything ^.^ savage, ^-^ I >w< wiww OwO eithew >_< be uWu food for it >w< ow 
>_< bwing it for uWu food uWu to ;;w;; thee. >w< Thy ^w^ conceit is UwU nyeawew ÚwÚ death than thy 
^-^ powews. :3 Fow >_> my >w< sake >_< be :3 comfowtabwe; hold ÚwÚ death awhile :3 at >w< the 
^.^ awm's >_< end. ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ hewe >_< be xDD with >w< the presently; ^-^ and >_> if ^-^ I >_< bwing ÚwÚ thee 
UwU nyot x3 something uWu to ^.^ eat, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give ÚwÚ thee uWu weave uWu to :33 die; but >_> if >w< thou 
diest :33 befowe ^-^ I come, >w< thou UwU awt a mocker :3 of >_> my UwU wabouw. ÚwÚ Weww said! 
>w< thou look'st >w< cheewwy; ^-^ and >_< I'ww >_< be xDD with ÚwÚ thee xDD quickwy. ^w^ Yet >w< thou 
liest ^-^ in >w< the x3 bweak >w< aiw. uWu Come, ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; beaw ÚwÚ thee uWu to ÚwÚ some shelter; 
^-^ and >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyot :33 die for x3 wack :3 of a OwO dinnyew, >_> if >w< thewe >_< wive 
anything ^-^ in ^w^ this ^.^ desewt. ;;w;; Cheewwy, ^w^ good Adam! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; VII. 
^.^ The forest 

xDD A ^-^ tabwe ^w^ set x3 out. ^-^ Entew :3 DUKE SENIOR, xDD AMIENS, ^-^ and >w< WOWDS, OwO wike outlaws 

:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. ^-^ I xDD think UwU he >_< be x3 twansfowm'd uWu into a beast; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I ^w^ can ^w^ nyowhewe find xDD him OwO wike a man. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^w^ My lord, UwU he is but uWu even now ^w^ gonye OwO hence; 
uWu Hewe >_> was UwU he merry, hearing :3 of a song. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. UwU If ÚwÚ he, OwO compact :3 of :3 jaws, ÚwÚ gwow x3 musicaw, 
OwO We >_< shaww have uWu showtwy :33 discowd ^-^ in >w< the spheres. 
:3 Go >w< seek xDD him; tell xDD him ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with ^-^ him. 

^-^ Entew UwU JAQUES 

ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. He saves >_> my UwU wabouw :3 by ^.^ his ^-^ own :3 appwoach. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, x3 monsieuw! what a OwO wife is ^w^ this, 
:33 That ^-^ youw x3 poow >w< fwiends must ÚwÚ woo ^-^ youw company? 
^w^ What, :33 you >w< wook ^-^ mewwiwy! 
:3 JAQUES. xDD A >w< foow, a ^.^ foow! ^-^ I >_< met a UwU foow ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU fowest, 
xDD A >w< motwey OwO foow. xDD A miserable :33 wowwd! 
:33 As ^-^ I do >_< wive :3 by food, ^-^ I >_< met a >w< foow, 
>_< Who OwO waid xDD him OwO down ^-^ and UwU bask'd xDD him ^-^ in >w< the sun, 
And ^.^ waiw'd on :33 Wady OwO Fowtunye ^-^ in ^w^ good OwO tewms, 
^.^ In ^w^ good ^w^ set ;;w;; tewms- ^-^ and yet a >w< motwey OwO foow. 
^.^ 'Good UwU mowwow, fool,' ^-^ quoth I; xDD 'Nyo, x3 siw,' ^-^ quoth ÚwÚ he, 
'Call :33 me UwU nyot UwU foow :3 tiww :3 heaven hath >_> sent :33 me :3 fowtunye.' 
And :33 then UwU he OwO dwew a OwO diaw OwO fwom ^.^ his :3 poke, 
And, :33 wooking on it xDD with xDD wack-wustwe ^-^ eye, 
>w< Says :3 vewy ^-^ wisewy, ^w^ 'It is >_< ten xDD o'cwock; 
Thus ;;w;; we ^w^ may see,' ^-^ quoth ÚwÚ he, UwU 'how >w< the UwU wowwd wags; 
'Tis but :3 an hour ^-^ ago >_> since it >_> was :33 nyinye; 
And after >w< onye hour :33 mowe 'twill >_< be ^.^ eweven; 
And ;;w;; so, OwO fwom hour uWu to hour, ;;w;; we ripe ^-^ and x3 wipe, 
And uWu then, OwO fwom hour uWu to hour, ;;w;; we >_< wot ^-^ and >w< wot; 
And >w< theweby OwO hangs a ÚwÚ tawe.' When ^-^ I >w< did >_> heaw 
^.^ The >w< motwey UwU foow UwU thus ÚwÚ mowaw on >w< the time, 
^w^ My lungs began uWu to >w< cwow OwO wike OwO chanticweew 
:33 That x3 foows OwO shouwd >_< be ;;w;; so ;;w;; deep >_> contempwative; 
And ^-^ I >w< did ÚwÚ waugh xDD sans uWu intewmission 
;;w;; An hour :3 by ^.^ his dial. O ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ foow! 
xDD A ^-^ wowthy ^.^ foow! >_< Motwey's >w< the :3 onwy ^.^ weaw. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. :3 What UwU foow is xDD this? 
:3 JAQUES. O ^-^ wowthy ^.^ foow! uWu Onye ^w^ that hath OwO been a >_< couwtiew, 
And x3 says, >_> if ladies >_< be but xDD young ^-^ and x3 faiw, 
xDD They have >w< the :3 gift uWu to >_< knyow x3 it; ^-^ and ^-^ in ^.^ his x3 bwain, 
Which is ÚwÚ as dry ÚwÚ as >w< the xDD wemaindew biscuit 
uWu Aftew a ^.^ voyage, UwU he hath ^-^ stwange places cramm'd 
With observation, >w< the xDD which UwU he UwU vents 
^.^ In ^-^ mangwed ;;w;; fowms. O ^w^ that ^-^ I were a ^.^ foow! 
^-^ I am ambitious for a >w< motwey coat. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. Thou xDD shawt have ^w^ onye. 
:3 JAQUES. >_> It is >_> my :3 onwy ^.^ suit, 
xDD Pwovided ^w^ that :33 you >w< weed ^-^ youw xDD bettew :3 judgments 
Of ;;w;; aww >_> opinyion ^w^ that grows rank ^-^ in them 
:33 That ^-^ I am >_> wise. ^-^ I must have :3 wibewty 
ÚwÚ Withaw, ÚwÚ as uWu wawge a :3 chawtew ÚwÚ as >w< the wind, 
>_< To x3 bwow on whom ^-^ I please, for ;;w;; so x3 foows x3 have; 
And :33 they ^w^ that are :3 most >_> gawwed xDD with >_> my >w< fowwy, 
xDD They :3 most must ;;w;; waugh. And OwO why, sir, must :33 they so? 
^.^ The why is UwU pwain ÚwÚ as x3 way uWu to :3 pawish ÚwÚ chuwch: 
He ^w^ that a UwU foow x3 doth :3 vewy ^w^ wisewy OwO hit 
^.^ Doth :3 vewy ;;w;; foowishwy, although UwU he smart, 
uWu Nyot uWu to seem :33 sensewess :3 of >w< the bob; >_> if not, 
^.^ The uWu wise man's folly is ^-^ anyatomiz'd 
uWu Even :3 by >w< the squand'ring x3 gwances :3 of >w< the OwO foow. 
^.^ Invest :33 me ^-^ in >_> my xDD motwey; >w< give :33 me uWu weave 
>_< To UwU speak >_> my >w< mind, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww through ^-^ and through 
Cleanse >w< the ÚwÚ fouw body :3 of >_> th' ^w^ infected world, 
UwU If :33 they >w< wiww ^-^ patientwy >_> weceive >_> my ^-^ medicinye. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. Fie on ^-^ thee! ^-^ I ^w^ can tell what >w< thou wouldst do. 
:3 JAQUES. ^w^ What, for a ;;w;; countew, :3 wouwd ^-^ I do but :3 good? 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. uWu Most x3 Mischievous ÚwÚ fouw sin, ^-^ in OwO chiding >_> sin; 
:3 Fow >w< thou thyself UwU hast OwO been a >_< wibewtinye, 
:33 As ;;w;; sensuaw ÚwÚ as >w< the ÚwÚ bwutish xDD sting ^-^ itsewf; 
And ;;w;; aww >_> th' uWu embossed >w< sowes ^-^ and UwU headed evils 
:33 That >w< thou xDD with :33 wicense :3 of >w< fwee ^.^ foot UwU hast caught 
Wouldst >w< thou >w< disgowge uWu into >w< the ^-^ genyewaw world. 
:3 JAQUES. :3 Why, ;;w;; who cries :33 out on ^-^ pwide 
:33 That ^w^ can ÚwÚ thewein tax :33 any private ^-^ pawty? 
^.^ Doth it UwU nyot >_> fwow ÚwÚ as uWu hugewy ÚwÚ as >w< the sea, 
xDD Tiww ^w^ that >w< the UwU weawew's :3 vewy ÚwÚ means do ^w^ ebb? 
:3 What woman ^-^ in >w< the OwO city do ^-^ I name 
When ^w^ that ^-^ I say >w< the OwO city-woman >_< beaws 
^.^ The cost :3 of ^.^ pwinces on ^w^ unwowthy ^w^ shouwdews? 
>_< Who ^w^ can come ^-^ in ^-^ and say ^w^ that ^-^ I UwU mean >w< hew, 
When >_< such a >w< onye ÚwÚ as she >_< such is ;;w;; hew xDD nyeighbouw? 
>_> Ow what is UwU he :3 of ^.^ basest uWu function 
:33 That x3 says ^.^ his xDD bwavewy is UwU nyot on >_> my ^w^ cost, 
;;w;; Thinking ^w^ that ^-^ I UwU mean :3 him, but ÚwÚ thewein suits 
:33 His folly uWu to >w< the :3 mettwe :3 of >_> my :33 speech? 
;;w;; Thewe >_> then! how then? what then? Let :33 me see :33 whewein 
^w^ My tongue hath wrong'd him: >_> if it do xDD him >_< wight, 
UwU Then UwU he hath wrong'd ^.^ himsewf; >_> if UwU he >_< be free, 
^.^ Why :33 then >_> my ^w^ taxing OwO wike a OwO wiwd-goose :3 fwies, 
Unclaim'd :3 of :33 any man. xDD But ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew x3 OWWANDO xDD with ^.^ his >_< swowd ^.^ dwawn 

uWu OWWANDO. uWu Fowbeaw, ^-^ and >w< eat xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
:3 JAQUES. :3 Why, ^-^ I have >w< eat none yet. 
uWu OWWANDO. >_> Nyow xDD shawt not, :3 tiww necessity >_< be xDD sewv'd. 
:3 JAQUES. Of what uWu kind OwO shouwd ^w^ this ^.^ cock come of? 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. ^-^ Awt >w< thou UwU thus x3 bowden'd, ;;w;; man, :3 by thy distress? 
>_> Ow else a rude >_< despisew :3 of ^w^ good manners, 
:33 That ^-^ in OwO civiwity >w< thou seem'st ;;w;; so empty? 
uWu OWWANDO. You >_< touch'd >_> my ÚwÚ vein :3 at xDD fiwst: >w< the ÚwÚ thowny point 
Of uWu bawe ^-^ distwess hath xDD ta'en OwO fwom :33 me >w< the ^w^ show 
Of OwO smooth civility; yet arn ^-^ I OwO inwand >_< bwed, 
And >_< knyow ÚwÚ some xDD nyuwtuwe. xDD But UwU fowbeaw, ^-^ I :3 say; 
He OwO dies ^w^ that uWu touches :33 any :3 of ^w^ this fruit 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I ^-^ and >_> my x3 affaiws are ^-^ answewed. 
:3 JAQUES. ;;w;; An :33 you >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be OwO answew'd xDD with ;;w;; weason, ^-^ I must ^.^ die. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. :3 What :3 wouwd :33 you x3 have? ;;w;; Youw UwU gentwenyess >_< shaww ÚwÚ fowce 
x3 Mowe than ^-^ youw ÚwÚ fowce ^.^ move uWu us uWu to >w< gentwenyess. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I almost :33 die for food, ^-^ and let :33 me have uWu it. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. >w< Sit OwO down ^-^ and ÚwÚ feed, ^-^ and >_< wewcome uWu to x3 ouw >_> tabwe. 
uWu OWWANDO. OwO Speak :33 you ;;w;; so :33 gentwy? UwU Pawdon me, ^-^ I pray you; 
^-^ I :3 thought ^w^ that ;;w;; aww things ^w^ had OwO been UwU savage ;;w;; hewe, 
And x3 thewefowe put ^-^ I on >w< the countenance 
Of ^.^ stewn ^w^ commandment. xDD But :3 whate'ew :33 you are 
:33 That ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO desewt ;;w;; inyaccessibwe, 
Under >w< the :3 shade :3 of ^.^ mewanchowy boughs, 
:33 Wose ^-^ and neglect >w< the UwU cweeping >w< houws :3 of :33 time; 
UwU If ^-^ evew :33 you have OwO wook'd on xDD bettew days, 
UwU If ^-^ evew OwO been >w< whewe xDD bewws have ^.^ knyoww'd uWu to ^-^ chuwch, 
UwU If ^-^ evew :33 sat :3 at :33 any ^w^ good man's x3 feast, 
UwU If ^-^ evew OwO fwom ^-^ youw >w< eyewids ^.^ wip'd a tear, 
And >_< knyow what ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to :33 pity ^-^ and >_< be pitied, 
Let UwU gentwenyess >_> my strong xDD enfowcement x3 be; 
^.^ In >w< the xDD which hope ^-^ I blush, ^-^ and xDD hide >_> my sword. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. UwU Twue is it ^w^ that ;;w;; we have seen xDD bettew days, 
And have xDD with UwU howy >_> beww OwO been ^.^ knyoww'd uWu to ^-^ chuwch, 
And :33 sat :3 at ^w^ good men's feasts, ^-^ and ^.^ wip'd x3 ouw ^.^ eyes 
Of ^.^ dwops ^w^ that ^.^ sacwed :33 pity hath >_> engend'wed; 
And x3 thewefowe ÚwÚ sit :33 you OwO down ^-^ in >_> gentwenyess, 
And ^w^ take upon UwU command what :33 hewp ;;w;; we have 
:33 That uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; wanting ^w^ may >_< be xDD minyist'wed. 
uWu OWWANDO. UwU Then but ÚwÚ fowbeaw ^-^ youw uWu food a ^-^ wittwe x3 whiwe, 
^w^ Whiwes, OwO wike a >_< doe, ^-^ I ^w^ go uWu to find >_> my fawn, 
And >w< give it food. ;;w;; Thewe is :3 an old x3 poow man 
>_< Who after :33 me hath uWu many a :33 weawy >_< step 
OwO Wimp'd ^-^ in >_> puwe love; :3 tiww UwU he >_< be >_> fiwst xDD suffic'd, 
uWu Oppwess'd xDD with x3 two ^w^ weak x3 eviws, age ^-^ and ^.^ hungew, 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< touch a :33 bit. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. :3 Go find xDD him x3 out. 
And ;;w;; we >w< wiww OwO nyothing waste :3 tiww :33 you >_> wetuwn. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I UwU thank uWu ye; ^-^ and >_< be blest for ^-^ youw ^w^ good OwO comfowt! 
x3 Exit 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. Thou ^.^ seest ;;w;; we are UwU nyot ;;w;; aww OwO awonye unhappy: 
^.^ This uWu wide ^-^ and universal xDD theatwe 
>w< Pwesents :33 mowe ;;w;; woefuw >w< pageants than >w< the uWu scenye 
Wherein ;;w;; we uWu pway uWu in. 
:3 JAQUES. ;;w;; Aww >w< the x3 wowwd's a >_< stage, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ men ^-^ and :33 women UwU mewewy :33 pwayews; 
xDD They have their >_< exits ^-^ and their ^w^ entwances; 
And >w< onye man ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 time UwU pways uWu many ^w^ pawts, 
:33 His uWu acts being seven ÚwÚ ages. x3 At >_> fiwst >w< the UwU infant, 
Mewling ^-^ and ;;w;; puking ^-^ in >w< the UwU nyuwse's ^.^ awms; 
UwU Then >w< the whining ^-^ schoow-boy, xDD with ^.^ his satchel 
And xDD shinying ^.^ mownying OwO face, UwU cweeping OwO wike uWu snyaiw 
>_> Unwiwwingwy uWu to OwO schoow. And :33 then >w< the :33 wovew, 
Sighing OwO wike furnace, xDD with a ;;w;; woefuw >_> bawwad 
^-^ Made uWu to ^.^ his uWu mistwess' ;;w;; eyebwow. UwU Then a ^.^ sowdiew, 
Full :3 of ^-^ stwange oaths, ^-^ and uWu beawded OwO wike >w< the x3 pawd, 
Jealous ^-^ in ;;w;; honyouw, xDD sudden ^-^ and quick ^-^ in OwO quawwew, 
;;w;; Seeking >w< the bubble ^-^ weputation 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the :3 cannyon's UwU mouth. And :33 then >w< the UwU justice, 
^.^ In ^.^ faiw :3 wound uWu bewwy xDD with ^w^ good ;;w;; capon >w< win'd, 
With ^.^ eyes severe ^-^ and >w< beawd :3 of ÚwÚ fowmaw >w< cut, 
Full :3 of uWu wise ^.^ saws ^-^ and modern instances; 
And ;;w;; so UwU he UwU pways ^.^ his x3 pawt. ^.^ The sixth age shifts 
>w< Into >w< the x3 wean ^-^ and ^w^ swippew'd x3 pantawoon, 
With ÚwÚ spectacwes on x3 nyose ^-^ and uWu pouch on x3 side, 
:33 His ^-^ youthfuw hose, ^w^ weww >w< sav'd, a UwU wowwd x3 too uWu wide 
:3 Fow ^.^ his >_> shwunk :33 shank; ^-^ and ^.^ his :3 big uWu manwy >_> voice, 
>_< Tuwnying ;;w;; again ^.^ towawd :33 chiwdish >_< twebwe, uWu pipes 
And whistles ^-^ in ^.^ his sound. >_< Wast uWu scenye :3 of >w< aww, 
:33 That ^w^ ends ^w^ this ^-^ stwange ^-^ eventfuw history, 
Is ;;w;; second childishness ^-^ and mere oblivion; 
ÚwÚ Sans teeth, xDD sans uWu eyes, xDD sans >w< taste, xDD sans >_> evewy OwO thing. 

^-^ We-entew x3 OWWANDO xDD with OwO ADAM 

:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. :3 Wewcome. ^-^ Set OwO down ^-^ youw ^w^ venyewabwe burden. 
And let xDD him ^w^ feed. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you :3 most for ^-^ him. 
uWu ADAM. So ^w^ had :33 you ;;w;; nyeed; 
^-^ I scarce ^w^ can UwU speak uWu to UwU thank :33 you for uWu mysewf. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. ^-^ Wewcome; x3 faww :33 to. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot trouble :33 you 
:33 As yet uWu to >w< question :33 you uWu about ^-^ youw >_> fowtunyes. 
^w^ Give uWu us ÚwÚ some >_< music; UwU and, ^w^ good cousin, sing. 

x3 SONG 
Blow, >_< bwow, >w< thou xDD wintew wind, 
Thou UwU awt UwU nyot ;;w;; so ;;w;; unkind 
:33 As man's xDD ingwatitude; 
>w< Thy ÚwÚ tooth is UwU nyot ;;w;; so uWu keen, 
Because >w< thou UwU awt UwU nyot xDD seen, 
Although thy >_< bweath >_< be >w< wude. 
ÚwÚ Heigh-ho! ^.^ sing >_< heigh-ho! >_< unto >w< the >_> gween holly. 
uWu Most ^-^ fwiendship is ÚwÚ feignying, :3 most >_> woving mere folly. 
OwO Then, heigh-ho, >w< the holly! 
^.^ This OwO wife is :3 most uWu jowwy. 

:3 Fweeze, ;;w;; fweeze, >w< thou OwO bittew ^.^ sky, 
:33 That dost UwU nyot bite ;;w;; so ^.^ nyigh 
:33 As uWu benyefits UwU fowgot; 
OwO Though >w< thou >w< the ÚwÚ watews ;;w;; wawp, 
>w< Thy xDD sting is UwU nyot ;;w;; so :33 shawp 
:33 As uWu fwiend ;;w;; wememb'wed uWu nyot. 
ÚwÚ Heigh-ho! ÚwÚ sing, :33 &c. 

:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. UwU If ^w^ that :33 you were >w< the ^w^ good :3 Siw ^w^ Wowwand's son, 
:33 As :33 you have ^.^ whispew'd >w< faithfuwwy :33 you UwU wewe, 
And ÚwÚ as mine eye x3 doth ^.^ his :3 effigies x3 witnyess 
uWu Most >_< twuwy :3 wimn'd ^-^ and >_< wiving ^-^ in ^-^ youw OwO face, 
;;w;; Be >_< twuwy >_< wewcome x3 hithew. ^-^ I am >w< the xDD Duke 
:33 That :3 wov'd ^-^ youw :33 fathew. ^.^ The :3 wesidue :3 of ^-^ youw ^w^ fowtunye, 
:3 Go uWu to >_> my xDD cave ^-^ and tell >w< me. Good old ;;w;; man, 
Thou UwU awt >w< wight >_< wewcome ÚwÚ as thy ^w^ mastew ^.^ is. 
:33 Suppowt xDD him :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ awm. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand, 
And let :33 me ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw UwU fowtunyes undewstand. Exeunt 




>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew :3 DUKE ;;w;; FWEDEWICK, OLIVER, ^-^ and LORDS 

ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. uWu Nyot see xDD him ^-^ since! x3 Siw, sir, ^w^ that ;;w;; cannyot OwO be. 
xDD But were ^-^ I UwU nyot >w< the xDD bettew ^.^ pawt uWu made >_> mewcy, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot >w< seek :3 an ÚwÚ absent argument 
Of >_> my revenge, >w< thou ^-^ pwesent. xDD But >w< wook uWu to it: 
Find :33 out thy brother xDD whewesoe'ew UwU he is; 
>w< Seek xDD him xDD with :33 candwe; >_< bwing xDD him ^-^ dead >w< ow >_< wiving 
;;w;; Within ^w^ this :33 twewvemonth, >w< ow ^w^ tuwn >w< thou xDD nyo :33 mowe 
>_< To >w< seek a >_< wiving ^-^ in x3 ouw ^.^ tewwitowy. 
>w< Thy >_< wands ^-^ and ;;w;; aww things ^w^ that >w< thou dost UwU caww ^w^ thinye 
:33 Wowth >_< seizuwe do ;;w;; we seize uWu into x3 ouw OwO hands, 
xDD Tiww >w< thou >_> canst uWu quit ÚwÚ thee :3 by thy ^-^ bwothew's uWu mouth 
Of what ;;w;; we xDD think ÚwÚ against ;;w;; thee. 
^.^ OWIVEW. O ^w^ that ^-^ youw Highness ^-^ knyew >_> my :33 heawt ^-^ in this! 
^-^ I UwU nyevew :3 wov'd >_> my brother ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
ÚwÚ FWEDEWICK. x3 Mowe ^w^ viwwain xDD thou. xDD Weww, push xDD him :33 out :3 of ^.^ doows; 
And let >_> my ^w^ officews :3 of >_< such a ;;w;; nyatuwe 
Make :3 an UwU extent upon ^.^ his house ^-^ and ^-^ wands. 
:3 Do ^w^ this >w< expedientwy, ^-^ and ^w^ tuwn xDD him going. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ The forest 

^-^ Entew ORLANDO, xDD with a paper 

uWu OWWANDO. ^.^ Hang there, >_> my verse, ^-^ in x3 witnyess :3 of >_> my love; 
And UwU thou, >w< thwice-cwownyed Queen :3 of ÚwÚ Nyight, x3 suwvey 
With thy >_> chaste ^-^ eye, OwO fwom thy ^-^ pawe sphere above, 
>w< Thy ;;w;; huntwess' name ^w^ that >_> my full OwO wife x3 doth sway. 
O Rosalind! uWu these OwO twees >_< shaww >_< be >_> my >_> books, 
And ^-^ in their ^-^ bawks >_> my ;;w;; thoughts >_< I'ww >_> chawactew, 
:33 That >_> evewy eye xDD which ^-^ in ^w^ this forest OwO wooks 
ÚwÚ Shaww see thy virtue witness'd >_> evewy UwU whewe. 
Run, >w< wun, uWu Owwando; :33 cawve on >_> evewy x3 twee, 
^.^ The x3 faiw, >w< the ^-^ chaste, ^-^ and unexpressive ^w^ she. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew OwO COWIN ^-^ and :33 TOUCHSTONyE 

OwO COWIN. And how OwO wike :33 you ^w^ this OwO shephewd's >_< wife, >w< Mastew OwO Touchstonye? 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ Twuwy, shepherd, ^-^ in ^w^ wespect :3 of :3 itsewf, it is a ^w^ good 
^-^ wife; but ^-^ in ^w^ wespect ^w^ that it is a OwO shephewd's >_< wife, it is uWu nyought. 
^.^ In ^w^ wespect ^w^ that it is ;;w;; sowitawy, ^-^ I OwO wike it :3 vewy :3 weww; but ^-^ in 
^w^ wespect ^w^ that it is private, it is a :3 vewy :3 viwe ÚwÚ wife. :3 Nyow ^-^ in 
^w^ wespect it is ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ fiewds, it >w< pweaseth :33 me :3 weww; but ^-^ in ^w^ wespect 
it is UwU nyot ^-^ in >w< the uWu couwt, it is xDD tedious. :33 As it is a spare >_< wife, 
>w< wook ^.^ you, it uWu fits >_> my OwO humouw :3 weww; but ÚwÚ as >w< thewe is xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu pwenty 
^-^ in ^w^ it, it :3 goes ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ against >_> my x3 stomach. Hast :33 any >_< phiwosophy ^-^ in 
^-^ thee, ^-^ shephewd? 
OwO COWIN. :33 Nyo :33 mowe but ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the :33 mowe >w< onye uWu sickens >w< the worse :3 at 
^-^ ease UwU he is; ^-^ and ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ that ^-^ wants xDD monyey, x3 means, ^-^ and :33 content, is 
:33 without xDD thwee ^w^ good :3 fwiends; ^w^ that >w< the uWu pwopewty :3 of rain is uWu to ^w^ wet, 
^-^ and ^w^ fiwe uWu to ^w^ buwn; ^w^ that ^w^ good >w< pastuwe ^-^ makes ÚwÚ fat >_< sheep; ^-^ and ^w^ that a 
>_> gweat >_< cause :3 of >w< the night is x3 wack :3 of >w< the x3 sun; ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ that hath 
>_> weawnyed xDD nyo UwU wit :3 by ;;w;; nyatuwe >_< nyow UwU awt ^w^ may ^-^ compwain :3 of ^w^ good breeding, 
>w< ow ÚwÚ comes :3 of a :3 vewy ^.^ duww kindred. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. >_> Such a >w< onye is a ^-^ nyatuwaw xDD phiwosophew. UwU Wast ^-^ evew ^-^ in 
uWu couwt, ^-^ shephewd? 
OwO COWIN. x3 Nyo, truly. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. UwU Then >w< thou UwU awt ^.^ damn'd. 
OwO COWIN. Nay, ^-^ I ^-^ hope. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ Twuwy, >w< thou UwU awt ÚwÚ damn'd, OwO wike :3 an >_> iww-woasted uWu egg, ;;w;; aww on 
>w< onye uWu side. 
OwO COWIN. :3 Fow UwU nyot being :3 at court? ;;w;; Youw x3 weason. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. :3 Why, >_> if >w< thou UwU nyevew uWu wast :3 at >w< couwt >w< thou UwU nyevew ^.^ saw'st ^w^ good 
>_> mannyews; >_> if >w< thou UwU nyevew ^.^ saw'st ^w^ good manners, :33 then thy :3 mannyews must 
>_< be >_> wicked; ^-^ and wickedness is sin, ^-^ and x3 sin is uWu damnyation. Thou UwU awt 
^-^ in a :33 pawwous xDD state, OwO shephewd. 
OwO COWIN. uWu Nyot a UwU whit, :3 Touchstonye. Those ^w^ that are ^w^ good :3 mannyews :3 at >w< the 
>w< couwt are ÚwÚ as :33 widicuwous ^-^ in >w< the xDD countwy ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< behaviouw :3 of >w< the 
xDD countwy is :3 most >_< mockabwe :3 at >w< the ^.^ couwt. You >_< towd :33 me :33 you salute UwU nyot 
:3 at >w< the uWu couwt, but :33 you >_> kiss ^-^ youw hands; ^w^ that :3 couwtesy :3 wouwd >_< be 
;;w;; uncweanwy >_> if xDD couwtiews were :33 shephewds. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ Instance, >w< bwiefwy; come, :3 instance. 
OwO COWIN. :3 Why, ;;w;; we are OwO stiww ^-^ handwing x3 ouw >w< ewes; ^-^ and their OwO fewws, :33 you 
:33 knyow, are :3 gweasy. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. :3 Why, do UwU nyot ^-^ youw :3 couwtiew's >w< hands >_> sweat? And is UwU nyot >w< the 
>_< gwease :3 of a mutton ÚwÚ as :33 whowesome ÚwÚ as >w< the sweat :3 of a man? ÚwÚ Shawwow, 
shallow. xDD A xDD bettew :3 instance, ^-^ I :3 say; ^-^ come. 
OwO COWIN. :33 Besides, x3 ouw >w< hands are ;;w;; hawd. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ wips >w< wiww feel them >w< the x3 soonyew. Shallow again. xDD A 
:33 mowe x3 soundew >w< instance; ^-^ come. 
OwO COWIN. And :33 they are x3 often x3 taww'd OwO ovew xDD with >w< the >_< suwgewy :3 of x3 ouw 
>_< sheep; ^-^ and :3 wouwd :33 you have uWu us >_> kiss ÚwÚ taw? ^.^ The :3 couwtiew's >w< hands are 
ÚwÚ pewfum'd xDD with civet. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. uWu Most shallow ^.^ man! >w< thou uWu wowm's ^.^ meat ^-^ in ^w^ wespect :3 of a ^w^ good 
piece :3 of flesh ^.^ indeed! Learn :3 of >w< the UwU wise, ^-^ and ÚwÚ pewpend: civet is 
:3 of a :3 basew >_< biwth than ^-^ taw- >w< the :3 vewy ;;w;; uncweanwy flux :3 of a ^.^ cat. ^-^ Mend 
>w< the :3 instance, OwO shephewd. 
OwO COWIN. You have x3 too >_< couwtwy a UwU wit for x3 me; >_< I'ww >_> west. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. UwU Wiwt >w< thou :33 west x3 damn'd? >_> God :33 hewp ^-^ thee, shallow ^.^ man! >_> God 
uWu make OwO incision ^-^ in ^-^ thee! >w< thou UwU awt raw. 
OwO COWIN. x3 Siw, ^-^ I am a OwO twue uWu wabouwew: ^-^ I UwU eawn ^w^ that ^-^ I ^.^ eat, x3 get ^w^ that ^-^ I 
wear; ^-^ owe xDD nyo man hate, >_< envy xDD nyo man's happiness; ^.^ gwad :3 of x3 othew 
men's ^.^ good, ÚwÚ content xDD with >_> my >_< hawm; ^-^ and >w< the >w< gweatest :3 of >_> my ^-^ pwide is 
uWu to see >_> my x3 ewes :3 gwaze ^-^ and >_> my lambs OwO suck. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. :33 That is uWu anyothew ÚwÚ simpwe x3 sin ^-^ in ;;w;; you: uWu to >_< bwing >w< the x3 ewes 
^-^ and >w< the x3 wams xDD togethew, ^-^ and uWu to x3 offew uWu to x3 get ^-^ youw >_< wiving :3 by >w< the 
copulation :3 of UwU cattwe; uWu to >_< be uWu bawd uWu to a bell-wether, ^-^ and uWu to :3 betway 
a OwO she-wamb :3 of a ^-^ twewvemonth uWu to OwO cwooked-pated, >_< owd, cuckoldly x3 wam, 
:33 out :3 of ;;w;; aww uWu weasonyabwe >w< match. UwU If >w< thou >_> beest UwU nyot ^.^ damn'd for ^w^ this, 
>w< the devil himself >w< wiww have xDD nyo >_< shephewds; ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot see else how 
>w< thou shouldst ÚwÚ scape. 
OwO COWIN. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes xDD young >w< Mastew x3 Ganymede, >_> my xDD nyew ^-^ mistwess's >_> bwothew. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ WOSAWIND, ÚwÚ weading a paper 

ROSALIND. :3 'Fwom >w< the ^w^ east uWu to western Inde, 
:33 Nyo ÚwÚ jewew is OwO wike ^-^ Wosawinde. 
ÚwÚ Hew worth, being mounted on >w< the wind, 
>_> Thwough ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd >_< beaws ^-^ Wosawinde. 
;;w;; Aww >w< the :3 pictuwes ^-^ faiwest ^w^ win'd 
;;w;; Awe but >w< bwack uWu to ^-^ Wosawinde. 
Let xDD nyo UwU face >_< be ÚwÚ kept ^-^ in ;;w;; mind 
xDD But >w< the ^.^ faiw :3 of xDD Wosawinde.' 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. >_< I'ww rhyme :33 you ;;w;; so xDD eight xDD yeaws xDD togethew, xDD dinnyews, ^-^ and 
;;w;; suppews, ^-^ and sleeping >_> houws, >_< excepted. >_> It is >w< the >w< wight 
butter-women's rank uWu to xDD mawket. 
ROSALIND. xDD Out, ^.^ foow! 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. :3 Fow a x3 taste: 
UwU If a hart do x3 wack a >_> hind, 
Let xDD him >w< seek :33 out ^-^ Wosawinde. 
UwU If >w< the :3 cat >w< wiww after kind, 
So >_< be ^w^ suwe >w< wiww ^-^ Wosawinde. 
Winter ÚwÚ gawments must >_< be >w< win'd, 
So must slender ^-^ Wosawinde. 
xDD They ^w^ that >_> weap must uWu sheaf ^-^ and bind, 
UwU Then uWu to UwU cawt xDD with ^-^ Wosawinde. 
:33 Sweetest ÚwÚ nyut hath OwO souwest rind, 
>_> Such a ÚwÚ nyut is ^-^ Wosawinde. 
He ^w^ that sweetest rose >w< wiww find 
ÚwÚ Must find love's ^w^ pwick ^-^ and ^-^ Wosawinde. 
^.^ This is >w< the :3 vewy x3 fawse ;;w;; gawwop :3 of >_< vewses; why do :33 you ÚwÚ infect 
:33 youwsewf xDD with them? 
ROSALIND. ^w^ Peace, :33 you ^.^ duww ^.^ foow! ^-^ I x3 found them on a xDD twee. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ Twuwy, >w< the UwU twee yields ÚwÚ bad x3 fwuit. 
ROSALIND. >_< I'ww ^-^ gwaff it xDD with ^.^ you, ^-^ and :33 then ^-^ I >_< shaww ^-^ gwaff it xDD with a 
ÚwÚ medwaw. UwU Then it >w< wiww >_< be >w< the ÚwÚ eawwiest fruit ^.^ i' >_> th' ^w^ countwy; for 
^.^ you'ww >_< be >w< wotten ^-^ ewe :33 you >_< be :3 hawf x3 wipe, ^-^ and UwU that's >w< the >w< wight 
virtue :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ medwaw. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. You have said; but whether ^w^ wisewy >w< ow uWu nyo, let >w< the forest 
judge. 

^-^ Entew >_< CEWIA, xDD with a writing 

ROSALIND. xDD Peace! 
uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my ^w^ sistew, OwO weading; >_< stand >w< aside. 
:3 CEWIA. ^w^ 'Why OwO shouwd ^w^ this a OwO desewt :3 be? 
:3 Fow it is ^w^ unpeopwed? >w< Nyo; 
Tongues >_< I'ww ;;w;; hang on >_> evewy UwU twee 
:33 That >_< shaww >_< civiw sayings show. 
Some, how ^w^ bwief >w< the OwO wife :3 of man 
Runs ^.^ his erring pilgrimage, 
:33 That >w< the :33 stweching :3 of a :3 span 
^w^ Buckwes ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> sum :3 of >_> age; 
Some, :3 of ÚwÚ viowated OwO vows 
^.^ 'Twixt >w< the >_< souws :3 of uWu fwiend ^-^ and ^-^ fwiend; 
xDD But upon >w< the ^-^ faiwest boughs, 
>_> Ow :3 at >_> evewy x3 sentence ^w^ end, 
Will ^-^ I ^.^ Wosawinda :3 wwite, 
Teaching ;;w;; aww ^w^ that UwU wead uWu to >_< knyow 
^.^ The ^w^ quintessence :3 of >_> evewy sprite 
>_> Heaven :3 wouwd ^-^ in ^-^ wittwe show. 
Therefore :3 heaven Nature charg'd 
:33 That >w< onye body OwO shouwd >_< be UwU fiww'd 
With ;;w;; aww :3 gwaces >w< wide-enwawg'd. 
Nature uWu pwesentwy x3 distiww'd 
Helen's cheek, but UwU nyot ;;w;; hew heart, 
>w< Cweopatwa's majesty, 
Atalanta's xDD bettew >_< pawt, 
>_< Sad Lucretia's ^.^ modesty. 
Thus Rosalinde :3 of uWu many x3 pawts 
By uWu heavenwy synod >_> was >w< devis'd, 
Of uWu many uWu faces, uWu eyes, ^-^ and hearts, 
>_< To have >w< the uWu touches x3 deawest >_< pwiz'd. 
>_> Heaven :3 wouwd ^w^ that she uWu these ÚwÚ gifts OwO shouwd uWu have, 
And ^-^ I uWu to >_< wive ^-^ and :33 die ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ swave.' 
ROSALIND. O :3 most ÚwÚ gentwe UwU puwpitew! :3 What x3 tedious ;;w;; homiwy :3 of :33 wove have 
:33 you xDD weawied ^-^ youw ^.^ pawishionyews :33 withaw, ^-^ and UwU nyevew uWu cwied ^w^ 'Have 
>_> patience, ^w^ good :33 peopwe.' 
:3 CEWIA. UwU How OwO nyow! uWu Back, :3 fwiends; shepherd, ^w^ go off a ÚwÚ wittwe; ^w^ go xDD with 
:3 him, ^-^ siwwah. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. uWu Come, shepherd, let uWu us uWu make :3 an >w< honyouwabwe x3 wetweat; 
though UwU nyot xDD with ^-^ bag ^-^ and ^-^ baggage, yet xDD with OwO scwip ^-^ and scrippage. 
Exeunt OwO COWIN ^-^ and :33 TOUCHSTONyE 
:3 CEWIA. ;;w;; Didst >w< thou >_> heaw uWu these verses? 
ROSALIND. OwO O, ^-^ yes, ^-^ I heard them >w< aww, ^-^ and :33 mowe too; for ÚwÚ some :3 of them 
^w^ had ^-^ in them :33 mowe feet than >w< the ÚwÚ vewses :3 wouwd bear. 
:3 CEWIA. xDD That's xDD nyo matter; >w< the feet :33 might ;;w;; beaw >w< the ^w^ vewses. 
ROSALIND. x3 Ay, but >w< the feet were lame, ^-^ and ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ;;w;; beaw >w< themsewves 
:33 without >w< the verse, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe >w< stood lamely ^-^ in >w< the x3 vewse. 
:3 CEWIA. xDD But didst >w< thou >_> heaw :33 without wondering how thy name OwO shouwd >_< be 
;;w;; hang'd ^-^ and carved upon uWu these uWu twees? 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I >_> was seven :3 of >w< the UwU nyinye ^-^ days :33 out :3 of >w< the x3 wondew :33 befowe :33 you 
came; for >w< wook ÚwÚ hewe what ^-^ I x3 found on a >_< pawm-twee. ^-^ I >_> was UwU nyevew ;;w;; so 
OwO bewhym'd >_> since Pythagoras' :3 time ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> was :3 an ^w^ Iwish ;;w;; wat, xDD which ^-^ I 
^w^ can hardly OwO wemembew. 
:3 CEWIA. ^w^ Twow :33 you ;;w;; who hath ^w^ donye xDD this? 
ROSALIND. Is it a man? 
:3 CEWIA. And a ^w^ chain, ^w^ that :33 you once wore, uWu about ^.^ his uWu nyeck. 
:3 Change :33 you x3 cowouw? 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, x3 who? 
:3 CEWIA. O Lord, :3 Wowd! it is a :33 hawd :3 mattew for >w< fwiends uWu to x3 meet; but 
mountains ^w^ may >_< be uWu wemov'd xDD with earthquakes, ^-^ and ;;w;; so uWu encountew. 
ROSALIND. Nay, but ;;w;; who is it? 
:3 CEWIA. Is it ^-^ possibwe? 
ROSALIND. Nay, ^-^ I >_> pwithee uWu nyow, xDD with :3 most xDD petitionyawy >w< vehemence, tell 
:33 me ;;w;; who it ^.^ is. 
:3 CEWIA. O wonderful, wonderful, :3 most >_> wondewfuw wonderful, ^-^ and yet 
;;w;; again wonderful, ^-^ and after that, :33 out :3 of ;;w;; aww >_> whooping! 
ROSALIND. Good >_> my complexion! dost >w< thou think, though ^-^ I am 
caparison'd OwO wike a ;;w;; man, ^-^ I have a doublet ^-^ and xDD hose ^-^ in >_> my 
disposition? uWu Onye :3 inch :3 of delay :33 mowe is a ÚwÚ South ÚwÚ Sea :3 of ÚwÚ discovewy. 
^-^ I >_> pwithee tell :33 me ;;w;; who is it >_> quickwy, ^-^ and UwU speak :33 apace. ^-^ I :3 wouwd 
>w< thou xDD couwd'st stammer, ^w^ that >w< thou ^w^ mightst pour ^w^ this >_< conceaw'd man 
:33 out :3 of thy >_< mouth, ÚwÚ as ^.^ winye ÚwÚ comes :33 out :3 of ^w^ nyawwow-mouth'd :33 bottwe- 
OwO eithew x3 too ÚwÚ much :3 at once >w< ow none :3 at ÚwÚ aww. ^-^ I >_> pwithee ^w^ take >w< the OwO cowk 
:33 out :3 of thy uWu mouth ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may drink thy ÚwÚ tidings. 
:3 CEWIA. So :33 you ^w^ may put a man ^-^ in ^-^ youw belly. 
ROSALIND. Is UwU he :3 of God's ;;w;; making? :3 What >w< mannyew :3 of man? 
Is ^.^ his ^.^ head worth a :3 hat >w< ow ^.^ his chin worth a ;;w;; beawd? 
:3 CEWIA. Nay, UwU he hath but a ^-^ wittwe ^.^ beawd. 
ROSALIND. :3 Why, >_> God >w< wiww ^.^ send :33 mowe >_> if >w< the man >w< wiww >_< be ^-^ thankfuw. Let 
:33 me x3 stay >w< the UwU gwowth :3 of ^.^ his uWu beawd, >_> if >w< thou delay :33 me UwU nyot >w< the 
>w< knyowwedge :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; chin. 
:3 CEWIA. >_> It is xDD young >_< Owwando, ^w^ that OwO twipp'd :3 up >w< the :3 wwestwew's ^.^ heews 
^-^ and ^-^ youw :33 heawt x3 both ^-^ in :3 an uWu instant. 
ROSALIND. Nay, but >w< the devil ^w^ take UwU mocking! OwO Speak ;;w;; sad ^.^ bwow ^-^ and OwO twue 
^.^ maid. 
:3 CEWIA. >_< I' faith, coz, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< he. 
ROSALIND. >w< Owwando? 
:3 CEWIA. ÚwÚ Owwando. 
ROSALIND. ^w^ Awas >w< the >w< day! what >_< shaww ^-^ I do xDD with >_> my doublet ^-^ and hose? 
:3 What >w< did UwU he uWu when >w< thou ^.^ saw'st him? :3 What ^-^ said ^-^ he? UwU How OwO wook'd ^-^ he? 
Wherein UwU went ^-^ he? :3 What ^-^ makes UwU he :33 hewe? ÚwÚ Did UwU he ask for ÚwÚ me? ;;w;; Whewe 
uWu wemains ^-^ he? UwU How :33 pawted UwU he xDD with uWu thee? And uWu when xDD shawt >w< thou see xDD him 
>_> again? :33 Answew :33 me ^-^ in >w< onye word. 
:3 CEWIA. You must ^.^ bowwow :33 me Gargantua's uWu mouth first; ÚwÚ 'tis a :3 wowd x3 too 
>_> gweat for :33 any uWu mouth :3 of ^w^ this age's >w< size. >_< To say ay ^-^ and xDD nyo uWu to uWu these 
^-^ pawticuwaws is :33 mowe than uWu to answer ^-^ in a uWu catechism. 
ROSALIND. xDD But x3 doth UwU he >_< knyow ^w^ that ^-^ I am ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU fowest, ^-^ and ^-^ in man's 
>_> appawew? OwO Wooks UwU he ÚwÚ as UwU fweshwy ÚwÚ as UwU he >w< did >w< the x3 day UwU he ;;w;; wwestwed? 
:3 CEWIA. >_> It is ÚwÚ as >_< easy uWu to >_> count UwU atomies ÚwÚ as uWu to >_< wesowve >w< the 
propositions :3 of a lover; but ^w^ take a >_< taste :3 of >_> my UwU finding :3 him, ^-^ and 
;;w;; wewish it xDD with ^w^ good :3 obsewvance. ^-^ I x3 found xDD him ^.^ undew a x3 twee, OwO wike a 
uWu dwopp'd ;;w;; acown. 
ROSALIND. >_> It ^w^ may ^w^ weww >_< be call'd UwU Jove's x3 twee, uWu when it ^.^ dwops ^-^ fowth 
>_< such x3 fwuit. 
:3 CEWIA. ^w^ Give :33 me ;;w;; audience, ^w^ good OwO madam. 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Pwoceed. 
:3 CEWIA. ;;w;; Thewe lay ÚwÚ he, UwU stwetch'd :3 awong OwO wike a wounded knight. 
ROSALIND. OwO Though it >_< be :33 pity uWu to see >_< such a sight, it ^w^ weww UwU becomes 
>w< the uWu gwound. 
:3 CEWIA. OwO Cwy UwU 'Howwa' uWu to thy uWu tongue, ^-^ I uWu pwithee; it >_> cuwvets 
^w^ unseasonyabwy. He >_> was furnish'd OwO wike a :3 huntew. 
ROSALIND. OwO O, >_< ominyous! UwU he ÚwÚ comes uWu to kill >_> my >w< heawt. 
:3 CEWIA. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^.^ sing >_> my ÚwÚ song :33 without a xDD buwden; >w< thou :33 bwing'st :33 me :33 out 
:3 of >_< tunye. 
ROSALIND. :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot >_< knyow ^-^ I am a ÚwÚ woman? When ^-^ I think, ^-^ I must ^w^ speak. 
^-^ Sweet, say >_< on. 
:3 CEWIA. You >_< bwing :33 me x3 out. Soft! ÚwÚ comes UwU he UwU nyot :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew x3 OWWANDO ^-^ and UwU JAQUES 

ROSALIND. 'Tis x3 he; ÚwÚ swink ;;w;; by, ^-^ and UwU nyote ^-^ him. 
:3 JAQUES. ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you for ^-^ youw xDD company; OwO but, ^w^ good faith, ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ as 
lief have OwO been myself alone. 
uWu OWWANDO. And ;;w;; so ^w^ had I; but yet, for ÚwÚ fashion xDD sake, ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you x3 too 
for ^-^ youw society. 
:3 JAQUES. >_> God :3 buy you; let's meet ÚwÚ as ^-^ wittwe ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we xDD can. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I do desire ;;w;; we ^w^ may >_< be xDD bettew xDD stwangews. 
:3 JAQUES. ^-^ I pray :33 you :3 maw xDD nyo :33 mowe OwO twees xDD with writing :33 wove songs ^-^ in 
their ^.^ bawks. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I pray :33 you :3 maw xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ vewses xDD with ÚwÚ weading them 
>w< iww-favouwedwy. 
:3 JAQUES. >w< Wosawind is ^-^ youw love's ;;w;; nyame? 
uWu OWWANDO. ^w^ Yes, >_> just. 
:3 JAQUES. ^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO wike ;;w;; hew name. 
uWu OWWANDO. ;;w;; Thewe >_> was xDD nyo :3 thought :3 of >_< pweasing :33 you uWu when she >_> was 
christen'd. 
:3 JAQUES. :3 What ÚwÚ statuwe is she of? 
uWu OWWANDO. >_< Just ÚwÚ as >_> high ÚwÚ as >_> my >w< heawt. 
:3 JAQUES. You are full :3 of ;;w;; pwetty answers. >_< Have :33 you UwU nyot OwO been 
xDD acquainted xDD with goldsmiths' wives, ^-^ and :33 conn'd them :33 out :3 of rings? 
uWu OWWANDO. uWu Nyot uWu so; but ^-^ I answer :33 you >w< wight painted ;;w;; cwoth, OwO fwom whence 
:33 you have x3 studied ^-^ youw >_< questions. 
:3 JAQUES. You have a :33 nyimbwe UwU wit; ^-^ I xDD think x3 'twas uWu made :3 of Atalanta's 
heels. Will :33 you ÚwÚ sit OwO down xDD with ÚwÚ me? ^-^ and ;;w;; we x3 two >w< wiww ;;w;; waiw ÚwÚ against 
x3 ouw ÚwÚ mistwess >w< the world, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww x3 ouw misery. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I >w< wiww chide xDD nyo uWu bweathew ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd but x3 mysewf, ÚwÚ against 
whom ^-^ I >_< knyow :3 most >w< fauwts. 
:3 JAQUES. ^.^ The ^-^ wowst x3 fauwt :33 you have is uWu to >_< be ^-^ in :3 wove. 
uWu OWWANDO. 'Tis a x3 fauwt ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ change for ^-^ youw uWu best :33 viwtue. ^-^ I am 
:33 weawy :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
:3 JAQUES. By >_> my :33 twoth, ^-^ I >_> was :3 seeking for a UwU foow uWu when ^-^ I x3 found ÚwÚ you. 
uWu OWWANDO. He is drown'd ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ bwook; >w< wook but :33 in, ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww see 
^-^ him. 
:3 JAQUES. ;;w;; Thewe ^-^ I >_< shaww see mine ^-^ own :33 figuwe. 
uWu OWWANDO. Which ^-^ I ^w^ take uWu to >_< be OwO eithew a UwU foow >w< ow a cipher. 
:3 JAQUES. >_< I'ww tarry xDD nyo >_> wongew xDD with you; >w< faweweww, ^w^ good :3 Signyiow Love. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad :3 of ^-^ youw OwO depawtuwe; ^w^ adieu, ^w^ good OwO Monsieuw 
Melancholy. 
x3 Exit UwU JAQUES 
ROSALIND. x3 [Aside uWu to xDD CEWIA] ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU speak uWu to xDD him OwO wike a saucy uWu wackey, 
^-^ and ^.^ undew ^w^ that >_> habit uWu pway >w< the ÚwÚ knyave xDD with x3 him.- :3 Do :33 you uWu heaw, 
x3 fowestew? 
uWu OWWANDO. ^w^ Vewy :3 weww; what :3 wouwd :33 you? 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, what ^w^ is't ÚwÚ o'cwock? 
uWu OWWANDO. You OwO shouwd ask :33 me what :3 time uWu o' day; >_< thewe's xDD nyo ;;w;; cwock ^-^ in 
>w< the ÚwÚ fowest. 
ROSALIND. UwU Then >w< thewe is xDD nyo OwO twue >_> wovew ^-^ in >w< the UwU fowest, else ;;w;; sighing 
>_> evewy ^-^ minyute ^-^ and groaning >_> evewy hour :3 wouwd ^w^ detect >w< the :33 wazy ^.^ foot 
:3 of ÚwÚ Time ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as a clock. 
uWu OWWANDO. And why UwU nyot >w< the ÚwÚ swift ^.^ foot :3 of Time? Had UwU nyot ^w^ that OwO been ÚwÚ as 
UwU pwopew? 
ROSALIND. By xDD nyo x3 means, ^-^ siw. ÚwÚ Time OwO twavews ^-^ in divers paces xDD with 
divers persons. >_< I'ww tell :33 you ;;w;; who ÚwÚ Time ^.^ ambwes :33 withaw, ;;w;; who ÚwÚ Time 
>_< twots :33 withaw, ;;w;; who ÚwÚ Time >_< gawwops :33 withaw, ^-^ and ;;w;; who UwU he ^.^ stands OwO stiww 
withal. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, ;;w;; who x3 doth UwU he uWu twot ;;w;; withaw? 
ROSALIND. x3 Mawwy, UwU he >_< twots :33 hawd xDD with a xDD young ÚwÚ maid between >w< the 
>_> contwact :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ mawwiage ^-^ and >w< the x3 day it is :33 sowemnyiz'd; >_> if >w< the 
;;w;; intewim >_< be but a ^.^ se'nnyight, Time's pace is ;;w;; so :33 hawd ^w^ that it ^-^ seems 
>w< the UwU wength :3 of seven ^.^ yeaw. 
uWu OWWANDO. >_< Who ^.^ ambwes ÚwÚ Time ;;w;; withaw? 
ROSALIND. With a >_< pwiest ^w^ that :33 wacks >w< Watin ^-^ and a rich man ^w^ that hath 
UwU nyot >w< the :3 gout; for >w< the >w< onye sleeps ^w^ easiwy ÚwÚ because UwU he ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ study, 
^-^ and >w< the x3 othew xDD wives OwO mewwiwy ÚwÚ because UwU he ^w^ feews xDD nyo pain; >w< the >w< onye 
;;w;; wacking >w< the ;;w;; buwden :3 of x3 wean ^-^ and uWu wastefuw ^-^ weawnying, >w< the x3 othew 
OwO knyowing xDD nyo ;;w;; buwden :3 of >_< heavy x3 tedious ÚwÚ penyuwy. These ÚwÚ Time ^.^ ambwes 
withal. 
uWu OWWANDO. >_< Who x3 doth UwU he ;;w;; gawwop ;;w;; withaw? 
ROSALIND. With a xDD thief uWu to >w< the OwO gawwows; for though UwU he ^w^ go ÚwÚ as >_< softwy 
ÚwÚ as ^.^ foot ^w^ can :33 faww, UwU he :33 thinks himself x3 too UwU soon >w< thewe. 
uWu OWWANDO. >_< Who stays it OwO stiww ;;w;; withaw? 
ROSALIND. With ;;w;; wawyews ^-^ in >w< the x3 vacation; for :33 they OwO sweep between term 
^-^ and term, ^-^ and :33 then :33 they :3 pewceive UwU nyot how ÚwÚ Time moves. 
uWu OWWANDO. ;;w;; Whewe dwell ^.^ you, ;;w;; pwetty >_> youth? 
ROSALIND. With ^w^ this shepherdess, >_> my sister; ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the skirts :3 of 
>w< the UwU fowest, OwO wike x3 fwinge upon a petticoat. 
uWu OWWANDO. ;;w;; Awe :33 you native :3 of ^w^ this >_> pwace? 
ROSALIND. :33 As >w< the uWu conyey ^w^ that :33 you see dwell >w< whewe she is UwU kindwed. 
uWu OWWANDO. ;;w;; Youw >_> accent is x3 something >_< finyew than :33 you ^-^ couwd uWu puwchase ^-^ in 
;;w;; so x3 wemoved a >_> dwewwing. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I have OwO been >_< towd ;;w;; so :3 of :3 many; but uWu indeed :3 an old >_> wewigious 
>w< uncwe :3 of mine ^-^ taught :33 me uWu to :3 speak, ;;w;; who >_> was ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ youth :3 an OwO inwand 
>_< man; >w< onye ^w^ that ^-^ knyew :3 couwtship x3 too UwU weww, for >w< thewe UwU he uWu feww ^-^ in :3 wove. 
^-^ I have heard xDD him UwU wead uWu many lectures ÚwÚ against x3 it; ^-^ and ^-^ I UwU thank >_> God ^-^ I 
am UwU nyot a woman, uWu to >_< be >_< touch'd xDD with ;;w;; so uWu many UwU giddy >_> offences ÚwÚ as UwU he 
hath xDD genyewawwy UwU tax'd their uWu whowe ;;w;; sex withal. 
uWu OWWANDO. >_> Can :33 you remember :33 any :3 of >w< the principal evils ^w^ that UwU he OwO waid 
uWu to >w< the charge :3 of x3 women? 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Thewe were none >w< pwincipaw; :33 they were ;;w;; aww OwO wike >w< onye uWu anyothew 
ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ hawfpence are; >_> evewy >w< onye x3 fauwt seeming monstrous :3 tiww ^.^ his 
xDD fewwow-fauwt came uWu to ^.^ match uWu it. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I >_> pwithee ^-^ wecount ÚwÚ some :3 of uWu them. 
ROSALIND. >w< Nyo; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ÚwÚ cast xDD away >_> my UwU physic but on those ^w^ that are 
;;w;; sick. ;;w;; Thewe is a man haunts >w< the forest ^w^ that x3 abuses x3 ouw xDD young 
xDD pwants xDD with :3 cawving x3 'Wosawind' on their barks; OwO hangs uWu odes upon 
^w^ hawthowns ^-^ and ^-^ ewegies on ;;w;; bwambwes; >w< aww, forsooth, deifying >w< the 
name :3 of ;;w;; Wosawind. UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ couwd meet ^w^ that >_> fancy-mongew, ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< give 
xDD him ÚwÚ some ^w^ good :33 counsew, for UwU he ^-^ seems uWu to have >w< the ^-^ quotidian :3 of :33 wove 
upon ^-^ him. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I am UwU he ^w^ that is ;;w;; so >_< wove-shak'd; ^-^ I pray :33 you tell :33 me ^-^ youw 
remedy. 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Thewe is none :3 of >_> my uncle's ^-^ mawks upon you; UwU he ^-^ taught :33 me 
how uWu to >_< knyow a man ^-^ in love; ^-^ in xDD which cage :3 of :3 wushes ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe :33 you 
are UwU nyot prisoner. 
uWu OWWANDO. :3 What were ^.^ his marks? 
ROSALIND. xDD A x3 wean cheek, xDD which :33 you have not; a OwO bwue eye ^-^ and ^.^ sunken, 
xDD which :33 you have not; :3 an unquestionable xDD spiwit, xDD which :33 you have not; 
a >w< beawd UwU nyegwected, xDD which :33 you have not; but ^-^ I >w< pawdon :33 you for that, 
for >_> simpwy ^-^ youw having ^-^ in >w< beawd is a ÚwÚ youngew ^-^ bwothew's :3 wevenyue. 
UwU Then ^-^ youw xDD hose OwO shouwd >_< be >w< ungawtew'd, ^-^ youw OwO bonnyet unbanded, ^-^ youw 
OwO sweeve ÚwÚ unbutton'd, ^-^ youw shoe untied, ^-^ and >_> evewy >_> thing uWu about :33 you 
ÚwÚ demonstwating a ^-^ cawewess >w< desowation. xDD But :33 you are xDD nyo >_< such >_< man; :33 you 
are :3 wathew point-device ^-^ in ^-^ youw uWu accoutwements, ÚwÚ as >_> woving :33 youwsewf 
than seeming >w< the >_> wovew :3 of :33 any ;;w;; othew. 
uWu OWWANDO. :33 Faiw uWu youth, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ couwd uWu make ÚwÚ thee xDD bewieve ^-^ I :3 wove. 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Me xDD bewieve x3 it! You ^w^ may ÚwÚ as UwU soon uWu make ;;w;; hew ^w^ that :33 you :33 wove 
xDD bewieve x3 it; which, ^-^ I warrant, she is apter uWu to do than uWu to x3 confess 
she xDD does. :33 That is >w< onye :3 of >w< the UwU points ^-^ in >w< the xDD which :33 women OwO stiww >w< give 
>w< the >_< wie uWu to their xDD consciences. >w< But, ^-^ in ^w^ good sooth, are :33 you UwU he ^w^ that 
OwO hangs >w< the ÚwÚ vewses on >w< the OwO twees :33 whewein >w< Wosawind is ;;w;; so admired? 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I xDD sweaw uWu to ^-^ thee, uWu youth, :3 by >w< the ^w^ white UwU hand :3 of ÚwÚ Wosawind, ^-^ I 
am ^w^ that ÚwÚ he, ^w^ that unfortunate >w< he. 
ROSALIND. xDD But are :33 you ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ^-^ in :33 wove ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw rhymes ^.^ speak? 
uWu OWWANDO. ^w^ Nyeithew rhyme >_< nyow :3 weason ^w^ can OwO expwess how ^-^ much. 
ROSALIND. Love is UwU mewewy a x3 madnyess; UwU and, ^-^ I tell ^.^ you, >w< desewves ÚwÚ as 
^w^ weww a ^-^ dawk house ^-^ and a ;;w;; whip ÚwÚ as xDD madmen ^w^ do; ^-^ and >w< the :3 weason why 
:33 they are UwU nyot ;;w;; so punish'd ^-^ and :3 cuwed is ^w^ that >w< the :33 wunyacy is ;;w;; so 
OwO owdinyawy ^w^ that >w< the x3 whippews are ^-^ in :33 wove >_< too. ^w^ Yet ^-^ I profess curing 
it :3 by UwU counsew. 
uWu OWWANDO. ÚwÚ Did :33 you ^-^ evew cure :33 any so? 
ROSALIND. ^w^ Yes, ;;w;; onye; ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ this ^w^ mannyew. He >_> was uWu to ^.^ imaginye :33 me ^.^ his 
love, ^.^ his mistress; ^-^ and ^-^ I ^w^ set xDD him >_> evewy x3 day uWu to ÚwÚ woo x3 me; :3 at xDD which 
:3 time :3 wouwd ;;w;; I, being but a :33 moonyish uWu youth, ^.^ gwieve, >_< be effeminate, 
changeable, ;;w;; wonging ^-^ and >w< wiking, :3 pwoud, fantastical, ^w^ apish, 
x3 shawwow, xDD inconstant, full :3 of ^w^ teaws, full :3 of smiles; for >_> evewy 
passion x3 something ^-^ and for xDD nyo passion >_< twuwy anything, ÚwÚ as >_< boys ^-^ and 
:33 women are for >w< the :3 most ^.^ pawt ÚwÚ cattwe :3 of ^w^ this colour; :3 wouwd now OwO wike 
:3 him, now >w< woathe xDD him; :33 then entertain :3 him, :33 then forswear xDD him; now 
UwU weep for :3 him, :33 then ^-^ spit :3 at xDD him; ^w^ that ^-^ I drave >_> my ^w^ suitow OwO fwom ^.^ his 
uWu mad OwO humouw :3 of :33 wove uWu to a >_< wiving OwO humouw :3 of x3 madnyess; xDD which ^w^ was, uWu to 
forswear >w< the full ^w^ stweam :3 of >w< the UwU wowwd ^-^ and uWu to >_< wive ^-^ in a >_> nyook 
UwU mewewy OwO monyastic. And UwU thus ^-^ I x3 cuw'd xDD him; ^-^ and ^w^ this x3 way >w< wiww ^-^ I ^w^ take 
upon :33 me uWu to >w< wash ^-^ youw liver ÚwÚ as :33 cwean ÚwÚ as a sound ^.^ sheep's heart, 
^w^ that >w< thewe >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be >w< onye xDD spot :3 of :33 wove ^-^ in xDD 't. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be uWu cuwed, >_< youth. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I :3 wouwd cure ^.^ you, >_> if :33 you :3 wouwd but UwU caww :33 me ÚwÚ Wosawind, ^-^ and 
come >_> evewy x3 day uWu to >_> my >w< cote ^-^ and ÚwÚ woo >w< me. 
uWu OWWANDO. xDD Nyow, :3 by >w< the faith :3 of >_> my love, ^-^ I :3 wiww. Tell :33 me >w< whewe it ^.^ is. 
ROSALIND. :3 Go xDD with :33 me uWu to ^w^ it, ^-^ and >_< I'ww ^w^ show it you; UwU and, :3 by >w< the OwO way, 
:33 you >_< shaww tell :33 me >w< whewe ^-^ in >w< the forest :33 you xDD wive. Will :33 you uWu go? 
uWu OWWANDO. With ;;w;; aww >_> my heart, ^w^ good >_< youth. 
ROSALIND. Nay, :33 you must UwU caww :33 me ;;w;; Wosawind. uWu Come, ^w^ sistew, >w< wiww :33 you 
uWu go? Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ The forest 

^-^ Entew :33 TOUCHSTONyE ^-^ and UwU AUDWEY; UwU JAQUES x3 behind 

>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ Come ÚwÚ apace, ^w^ good ^-^ Audwey; ^-^ I >w< wiww fetch :3 up ^-^ youw xDD goats, 
^-^ Audwey. And xDD how, x3 Audwey, am ^-^ I >w< the man >_< yet? ^.^ Doth >_> my ÚwÚ simpwe :3 featuwe 
ÚwÚ content :33 you? 
:33 AUDWEY. ;;w;; Youw features! xDD Wowd warrant >_> us! :3 What ÚwÚ featuwes? 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ hewe xDD with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and thy xDD goats, ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 most 
uWu capwicious ;;w;; poet, uWu honyest UwU Ovid, >_> was xDD among >w< the x3 Goths. 
:3 JAQUES. [Aside] O >w< knyowwedge ill-inhabited, worse than :3 Jove ^-^ in a 
^w^ thatch'd ÚwÚ house! 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. When a man's ÚwÚ vewses ;;w;; cannyot >_< be >_> undewstood, >_< nyow a man's 
^w^ good UwU wit x3 seconded xDD with >w< the ;;w;; fowwawd UwU chiwd ÚwÚ undewstanding, it 
strikes a man :33 mowe ^-^ dead than a >_> gweat >w< weckonying ^-^ in a ^-^ wittwe ^.^ woom. 
^w^ Twuwy, ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< the UwU gods ^w^ had uWu made ÚwÚ thee >_< poeticaw. 
:33 AUDWEY. ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< knyow what xDD 'poeticaw' ^.^ is. Is it uWu honyest ^-^ in deed ^-^ and 
>w< wowd? Is it a OwO twue >_< thing? 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. x3 Nyo, xDD twuwy; for >w< the :3 twuest >_> poetwy is >w< the :3 most ÚwÚ feignying, 
^-^ and >w< wovews are ÚwÚ given uWu to >_< poetwy; ^-^ and what :33 they xDD sweaw ^-^ in >_> poetwy ^w^ may 
>_< be ^-^ said ÚwÚ as >w< wovews :33 they do :3 feign. 
:33 AUDWEY. :3 Do :33 you wish, uWu then, ^w^ that >w< the UwU gods ^w^ had uWu made :33 me OwO poeticaw? 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, ^-^ twuwy, for >w< thou x3 sweaw'st uWu to :33 me >w< thou UwU awt >_< honyest; 
uWu nyow, >_> if >w< thou ^-^ wewt a ;;w;; poet, ^-^ I :33 might have ÚwÚ some hope >w< thou didst 
:3 feign. 
:33 AUDWEY. >w< Wouwd :33 you UwU nyot have :33 me ÚwÚ honyest? 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. x3 Nyo, ^-^ twuwy, UwU unwess >w< thou ^-^ wewt hard-favour'd; for uWu honyesty 
;;w;; coupwed uWu to beauty is uWu to have ^-^ honyey a >_< sauce uWu to sugar. 
:3 JAQUES. [Aside] xDD A material ^.^ foow! 
:33 AUDWEY. xDD Weww, ^-^ I am UwU nyot UwU faiw; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe ^-^ I pray >w< the UwU gods uWu make :33 me 
OwO honyest. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ Twuwy, ^-^ and uWu to ÚwÚ cast xDD away uWu honyesty upon a ÚwÚ fouw slut were 
uWu to put ^w^ good ^.^ meat uWu into :3 an :3 uncwean uWu dish. 
:33 AUDWEY. ^-^ I am UwU nyot a >w< swut, though ^-^ I UwU thank >w< the UwU gods ^-^ I am UwU fouw. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. xDD Weww, ^-^ pwaised >_< be >w< the UwU gods for thy :3 fouwnyess; 
UwU swuttishnyess ^w^ may come ^.^ heweaftew. xDD But >_< be it ÚwÚ as it ^w^ may be, ^-^ I >w< wiww 
>w< mawwy ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and uWu to ^w^ that UwU end ^-^ I have OwO been xDD with :3 Siw :3 Owivew :3 Mawtext, 
>w< the >w< vicaw :3 of >w< the UwU nyext >_> viwwage, ;;w;; who hath >_< pwomis'd uWu to meet :33 me ^-^ in 
^w^ this :3 pwace :3 of >w< the UwU fowest, ^-^ and uWu to ^-^ coupwe :33 us. 
:3 JAQUES. [Aside] ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 fain see ^w^ this >_> meeting. 
:33 AUDWEY. xDD Weww, >w< the UwU gods >w< give uWu us >_> joy! 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. xDD Amen. xDD A man ;;w;; may, >_> if UwU he were :3 of a OwO feawfuw heart, ÚwÚ staggew 
^-^ in ^w^ this ^.^ attempt; for ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; we have xDD nyo >w< tempwe but >w< the wood, xDD nyo 
^.^ assembwy but horn-beasts. xDD But what x3 though? ^-^ Couwage! :33 As >_> howns are 
x3 odious, :33 they are necessary. >_> It is >_< said: xDD 'Many a man UwU knyows xDD nyo UwU end 
:3 of ^.^ his >_> goods.' Right! ^w^ Many a man has ^w^ good >_> howns ^-^ and UwU knyows xDD nyo UwU end 
:3 of uWu them. xDD Weww, ^w^ that is >w< the ^.^ dowwy :3 of ^.^ his wife; ÚwÚ 'tis none :3 of ^.^ his 
^-^ own getting. ^-^ Howns? uWu Even >_< so. >_> Poow ^-^ men :33 awonye? x3 Nyo, no; >w< the noblest 
^.^ deew hath them ÚwÚ as ^w^ huge ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ wascaw. Is >w< the :33 singwe man x3 thewefowe 
blessed? >w< Nyo; ÚwÚ as a :3 waww'd UwU town is :33 mowe :33 wowthiew than a >_> viwwage, ;;w;; so 
is >w< the >_< fowehead :3 of a married man :33 mowe >w< honyouwabwe than >w< the uWu bawe 
^.^ bwow :3 of a :3 bachewow; ^-^ and :3 by how ÚwÚ much defence is xDD bettew than xDD nyo 
skill, :3 by ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much is ^.^ hown :33 mowe ;;w;; pwecious than uWu to ÚwÚ want. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes 
:3 Siw ^.^ Owivew. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW ^.^ OWIVEW MARTEXT 

:3 Siw :3 Owivew :3 Mawtext, :33 you are ^w^ weww uWu met. Will :33 you ÚwÚ dispatch uWu us ÚwÚ hewe 
^.^ undew ^w^ this x3 twee, >w< ow >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ go xDD with :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw chapel? 
xDD MAWTEXT. Is >w< thewe none ÚwÚ hewe uWu to >w< give >w< the ÚwÚ woman? 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ take ;;w;; hew on :3 gift :3 of :33 any man. 
xDD MAWTEXT. ^w^ Twuwy, she must >_< be given, >w< ow >w< the ^-^ mawwiage is UwU nyot ^w^ wawfuw. 
:3 JAQUES. ^w^ [Discovewing :33 himsewf] :3 Pwoceed, >_> pwoceed; >_< I'ww >w< give x3 hew. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. Good >_> even, ^w^ good >w< Mastew >w< What-ye-caww't; how do ^.^ you, >_> siw? 
You are :3 vewy ^w^ weww uWu met. OwO Goddiwd :33 you for ^-^ youw last x3 company. ^-^ I am 
:3 vewy ^.^ gwad uWu to see ÚwÚ you. uWu Even a ;;w;; toy ^-^ in UwU hand ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ siw. ÚwÚ Nyay; pray >_< be 
cover'd. 
:3 JAQUES. Will :33 you >_< be married, motley? 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. :33 As >w< the ^w^ ox hath ^.^ his bow, sir, >w< the ;;w;; howse ^.^ his >_< cuwb, ^-^ and 
>w< the ^.^ fawcon ;;w;; hew ;;w;; bewws, ;;w;; so man hath ^.^ his OwO desiwes; ^-^ and ÚwÚ as :3 pigeons 
;;w;; biww, ;;w;; so wedlock :3 wouwd >_< be ^-^ nyibbwing. 
:3 JAQUES. And >w< wiww ^.^ you, being a man :3 of ^-^ youw breeding, >_< be married 
^.^ undew a bush, OwO wike a beggar? Get :33 you uWu to :3 chuwch ^-^ and have a ^w^ good 
>_< pwiest ^w^ that ^w^ can tell :33 you what ^-^ mawwiage is; ^w^ this uWu fewwow >w< wiww but 
:33 join :33 you x3 togethew ÚwÚ as :33 they :33 join wainscot; :33 then >w< onye :3 of :33 you >w< wiww 
>_< pwove a >_> shwunk ^-^ panyew, ^-^ and OwO wike >_> gween :3 timbew ;;w;; wawp, wawp. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. [Aside] ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; mind but ^-^ I were xDD bettew uWu to >_< be 
married :3 of xDD him than :3 of >_< anyothew; for UwU he is UwU nyot OwO wike uWu to >w< mawwy :33 me 
:3 weww; ^-^ and UwU nyot being ^w^ weww married, it >w< wiww >_< be a ^w^ good >w< excuse for :33 me 
hereafter uWu to uWu weave >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
:3 JAQUES. :3 Go >w< thou xDD with me, ^-^ and let :33 me ^-^ counsew ;;w;; thee. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. uWu Come, sweet ^-^ Audwey; 
OwO We must >_< be married >w< ow ;;w;; we must >_< wive ^-^ in UwU bawdwy. 
Farewell, ^w^ good >w< Mastew ^.^ Owivew. xDD Nyot- 
O sweet Oliver, 
O ^.^ bwave Oliver, 
:33 Weave :33 me UwU nyot x3 behind ;;w;; thee. 
xDD But- 
^.^ Wind uWu away, 
^w^ Begonye, ^-^ I say, 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot uWu to >w< wedding xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
Exeunt ;;w;; JAQUES, x3 TOUCHSTONyE, ^-^ and AUDREY 
xDD MAWTEXT. 'Tis xDD nyo matter; >w< nye'ew a ;;w;; fantasticaw ÚwÚ knyave :3 of them ;;w;; aww 
>_< shaww :33 fwout :33 me :33 out :3 of >_> my OwO cawwing. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ The forest 

^-^ Entew :3 WOSAWIND ^-^ and CELIA 

ROSALIND. ^.^ Nyevew ^-^ tawk uWu to x3 me; ^-^ I >w< wiww weep. 
:3 CEWIA. ÚwÚ Do, ^-^ I uWu pwithee; but yet have >w< the ^.^ gwace uWu to uWu considew ^w^ that tears 
do UwU nyot ^-^ become a man. 
ROSALIND. xDD But have ^-^ I UwU nyot >_< cause uWu to ^-^ weep? 
:3 CEWIA. :33 As ^w^ good >_< cause ÚwÚ as >w< onye :3 wouwd UwU desiwe; x3 thewefowe weep. 
ROSALIND. :33 His :3 vewy >w< haiw is :3 of >w< the ;;w;; dissembwing OwO cowouw. 
:3 CEWIA. ^w^ Something OwO bwownyew than :3 Judas's. 
x3 Mawwy, ^.^ his kisses are Judas's ^-^ own children. 
ROSALIND. >_< I' faith, ^.^ his >w< haiw is :3 of a ^w^ good OwO cowouw. 
:3 CEWIA. ;;w;; An >_< excewwent ÚwÚ cowouw: ^-^ youw chestnut >_> was ^-^ evew >w< the :3 onwy OwO cowouw. 
ROSALIND. And ^.^ his ÚwÚ kissing is ÚwÚ as full :3 of :3 sanctity ÚwÚ as >w< the >_< touch :3 of 
UwU howy xDD bwead. 
:3 CEWIA. He hath uWu bought a >_< paiw :3 of ÚwÚ cast ÚwÚ wips :3 of ^-^ Dianya. xDD A ^w^ nyun :3 of 
^.^ wintew's >w< sistewhood kisses UwU nyot :33 mowe religiously; >w< the :3 vewy ^-^ ice :3 of 
>_< chastity is ^-^ in uWu them. 
ROSALIND. xDD But why >w< did UwU he xDD sweaw UwU he :3 wouwd come ^w^ this morning, ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ comes xDD nyot? 
:3 CEWIA. Nay, ;;w;; cewtainwy, >w< thewe is xDD nyo >_> twuth ^-^ in ^-^ him. 
ROSALIND. :3 Do :33 you xDD think so? 
:3 CEWIA. ;;w;; Yes; ^-^ I xDD think UwU he is UwU nyot a ^-^ pick-puwse >_< nyow a ^.^ howse-steawew; but 
for ^.^ his verity ^-^ in love, ^-^ I do xDD think xDD him ÚwÚ as :33 concave ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ covewed 
>w< gobwet >w< ow a xDD wowm-eaten ^.^ nyut. 
ROSALIND. uWu Nyot OwO twue ^-^ in >w< wove? 
:3 CEWIA. ^w^ Yes, uWu when UwU he is in; but ^-^ I xDD think UwU he is UwU nyot uWu in. 
ROSALIND. You have heard xDD him xDD sweaw ^.^ downwight UwU he ÚwÚ was. 
:3 CEWIA. >_< 'Was' is UwU nyot ^w^ 'is'; >_> besides, >w< the oath :3 of a >_> wovew is xDD nyo 
>_< stwongew than >w< the :3 wowd :3 of a :3 tapstew; :33 they are x3 both >w< the uWu confiwmew 
:3 of x3 fawse ;;w;; weckonyings. He attends ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the forest on >w< the Duke, 
^-^ youw :33 fathew. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I >_< met >w< the xDD Duke :33 yestewday, ^-^ and ^w^ had ÚwÚ much >w< question xDD with ^-^ him. 
He ^w^ asked :33 me :3 of what parentage ^-^ I >_< was; ^-^ I >_< towd :3 him, :3 of ÚwÚ as ^w^ good ÚwÚ as 
x3 he; ;;w;; so UwU he >_< waugh'd ^-^ and let :33 me ^w^ go. xDD But what ^-^ tawk ;;w;; we :3 of ^.^ fathews uWu when 
>w< thewe is >_< such a man ÚwÚ as >w< Owwando? 
:3 CEWIA. OwO O, UwU that's a ^.^ bwave ^.^ man! He xDD wwites ^.^ bwave >_> vewses, ;;w;; speaks ^.^ bwave 
>_< wowds, swears ^.^ bwave oaths, ^-^ and x3 bweaks them ^-^ bwavewy, :3 quite 
:3 twavewse, >_< athwawt >w< the :33 heawt :3 of ^.^ his lover; ÚwÚ as a puny >w< tiwtew, ^w^ that 
>_< spuws ^.^ his ;;w;; howse but on >w< onye x3 side, x3 bweaks ^.^ his staff OwO wike a ^-^ nyobwe 
:3 goose. xDD But all's ^.^ bwave ^w^ that ^w^ youth mounts ^-^ and folly :33 guides. >_< Who 
ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew OwO COWIN 

OwO COWIN. Mistress ^-^ and uWu mastew, :33 you have oft >_< enquiwed 
uWu Aftew >w< the shepherd ^w^ that OwO compwain'd :3 of love, 
>_< Who :33 you OwO saw xDD sitting :3 by :33 me on >w< the ^.^ tuwf, 
^-^ Pwaising >w< the ÚwÚ pwoud :3 disdainfuw shepherdess 
:33 That >_> was ^.^ his mistress. 
:3 CEWIA. xDD Weww, ^-^ and what :3 of him? 
OwO COWIN. UwU If :33 you >w< wiww see a UwU pageant >_< twuwy >_< pway'd 
uWu Between >w< the ^-^ pawe :33 compwexion :3 of OwO twue :33 wove 
And >w< the ^.^ wed >_< gwow :3 of OwO scown ^-^ and ÚwÚ pwoud x3 disdain, 
:3 Go hence a OwO wittwe, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< shaww >_> conduct ^.^ you, 
UwU If :33 you >w< wiww >_< mawk uWu it. 
ROSALIND. OwO O, come, let uWu us ^w^ wemove! 
^.^ The :33 sight :3 of >w< wovews :3 feedeth those ^-^ in :3 wove. 
xDD Bwing uWu us uWu to ^w^ this sight, ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww say 
>_< I'ww >_< pwove a >w< busy xDD actow ^-^ in their play. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the forest 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIWVIUS ^-^ and ÚwÚ PHEBE 

>_> SIWVIUS. ^-^ Sweet ^-^ Phebe, do UwU nyot OwO scown x3 me; do not, ;;w;; Phebe. 
Say ^w^ that :33 you :33 wove :33 me not; but say UwU nyot ;;w;; so 
^.^ In OwO bittewnyess. ^.^ The UwU common ;;w;; executionyew, 
>_< Whose :33 heawt >_> th' accustom'd :33 sight :3 of ÚwÚ death ^-^ makes ^.^ hawd, 
Falls UwU nyot >w< the ^w^ axe upon >w< the :3 humbwed neck 
xDD But >_> fiwst ^-^ begs xDD pawdon. Will :33 you ^w^ stewnyew >_< be 
uWu Than UwU he ^w^ that OwO dies ^-^ and xDD wives :3 by ÚwÚ bwoody drops? 

^-^ Entew ^-^ WOSAWIND, >_< CEWIA, ^-^ and ÚwÚ COWIN, :3 at a ÚwÚ distance 

>_> PHEBE. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be thy :3 executionyew; 
^-^ I OwO fwy ^-^ thee, for ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^-^ injuwe ;;w;; thee. 
Thou tell'st :33 me >w< thewe is ^.^ muwdew ^-^ in mine >w< eye. 
'Tis :3 pwetty, ^.^ suwe, ^-^ and :3 vewy :3 pwobabwe, 
:33 That uWu eyes, ^w^ that are >w< the >w< fwaiw'st ^-^ and OwO softest ^.^ things, 
>_< Who x3 shut their >w< cowawd ^-^ gates on atomies, 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be call'd OwO tywants, :3 butchews, xDD muwdewews! 
:3 Nyow ^-^ I do :33 fwown on ÚwÚ thee xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my :33 heawt; 
And >_> if mine ^.^ eyes ^w^ can UwU wound, now let them kill ;;w;; thee. 
:3 Nyow counterfeit uWu to swoon; OwO why, now x3 faww >_< down; 
^w^ Ow, >_> if >w< thou >_> canst not, OwO O, for >w< shame, for >w< shame, 
Lie not, uWu to say mine ^.^ eyes are >_> muwdewews. 
:3 Nyow ^w^ show >w< the ÚwÚ wound mine eye hath uWu made ^-^ in ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ Scwatch ÚwÚ thee but xDD with a OwO pin, ^-^ and >w< thewe uWu wemains 
^.^ Some scar :3 of x3 it; x3 wean upon a ^.^ wush, 
^.^ The cicatrice ^-^ and ;;w;; capabwe ÚwÚ impwessuwe 
>w< Thy :3 pawm ÚwÚ some ^w^ moment uWu keeps; but now mine uWu eyes, 
Which ^-^ I have darted :3 at ^-^ thee, hurt ÚwÚ thee not; 
x3 Nyow, ^-^ I am ^.^ suwe, >w< thewe is UwU nyot ÚwÚ fowce ^-^ in ^.^ eyes 
:33 That ^w^ can do >w< huwt. 
>_> SIWVIUS. O dear ^-^ Phebe, 
UwU If ever- ÚwÚ as ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^w^ may >_< be near- 
You meet ^-^ in ÚwÚ some >_> fwesh cheek >w< the ÚwÚ powew :3 of ;;w;; fancy, 
UwU Then >_< shaww :33 you >_< knyow >w< the >_< wounds :33 invisibwe 
:33 That love's ;;w;; keen OwO awwows ^w^ make. 
>_> PHEBE. xDD But :3 tiww ^w^ that :3 time 
^w^ Come UwU nyot >w< thou uWu nyeaw x3 me; ^-^ and uWu when ^w^ that :3 time ÚwÚ comes, 
:33 Affwict :33 me xDD with thy OwO mocks, :33 pity :33 me not; 
:33 As :3 tiww ^w^ that :3 time ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyot :33 pity ;;w;; thee. 
ROSALIND. [Advancing] And OwO why, ^-^ I pray :33 you? >_< Who :33 might >_< be ^-^ youw 
mother, 
:33 That :33 you >w< insuwt, xDD exuwt, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww :3 at once, 
:33 Ovew >w< the :33 wwetched? :3 What though :33 you have xDD nyo beauty- 
UwU As, :3 by >_> my faith, ^-^ I see xDD nyo :33 mowe ^-^ in :33 you 
uWu Than :33 without UwU candwe ^w^ may ^w^ go ^-^ dawk uWu to bed- 
ÚwÚ Must :33 you >_< be x3 thewefowe ÚwÚ pwoud ^-^ and pitiless? 
:3 Why, what ÚwÚ means xDD this? ^.^ Why do :33 you >w< wook on ÚwÚ me? 
^-^ I see xDD nyo :33 mowe ^-^ in :33 you than ^-^ in >w< the OwO owdinyawy 
Of >_< nyatuwe's sale-work. uWu 'Od's >_> my ^-^ wittwe >_< wife, 
^-^ I xDD think she ÚwÚ means uWu to tangle >_> my ^.^ eyes too! 
:33 Nyo faith, ÚwÚ pwoud mistress, hope UwU nyot after x3 it; 
'Tis UwU nyot ^-^ youw ;;w;; inky UwU bwows, ^-^ youw >w< bwack UwU siwk ^-^ haiw, 
;;w;; Youw uWu bugwe eyeballs, >_< nyow ^-^ youw cheek :3 of ÚwÚ cweam, 
:33 That ^w^ can ^-^ entame >_> my >_> spiwits uWu to ^-^ youw uWu wowship. 
You x3 foowish shepherd, wherefore do :33 you x3 fowwow >w< hew, 
>w< Wike foggy ^.^ south, puffing xDD with ^.^ wind ^-^ and >_< wain? 
You are a >_> thousand xDD times a >_< pwopewew man 
uWu Than she a ^.^ woman. 'Tis >_< such x3 foows ÚwÚ as :33 you 
:33 That ^-^ makes >w< the UwU wowwd full :3 of ^-^ iww-favouw'd children. 
'Tis UwU nyot ;;w;; hew xDD gwass, but ^.^ you, ^w^ that flatters :3 hew; 
And :33 out :3 of :33 you she x3 sees x3 hewsewf :33 mowe xDD pwopew 
uWu Than :33 any :3 of ;;w;; hew >_< winyeaments ^w^ can ^w^ show x3 hew. 
>w< But, mistress, >_< knyow yourself. Down on ^-^ youw knees, 
And UwU thank :33 heaven, fasting, for a ^w^ good man's love; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I must tell :33 you >_< fwiendwy ^-^ in ^-^ youw ear: 
>_< Seww uWu when :33 you x3 can; :33 you are UwU nyot for ;;w;; aww markets. 
OwO Cwy >w< the man >_> mewcy, :33 wove :3 him, ^w^ take ^.^ his >_< offew; 
^.^ Fouw is :3 most foul, being ÚwÚ fouw uWu to >_< be a scoffer. 
So ^w^ take ;;w;; hew uWu to ^-^ thee, OwO shephewd. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. 
>_> PHEBE. ^-^ Sweet uWu youth, ^-^ I pray :33 you chide a :33 yeaw together; 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_> heaw :33 you chide than ^w^ this man >w< woo. 
ROSALIND. He's ^w^ faww'n ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with ^-^ youw xDD fouwnyess, ^-^ and >_> she'ww x3 faww 
^-^ in :33 wove xDD with >_> my >w< angew. UwU If it >_< be ;;w;; so, ÚwÚ as fast ÚwÚ as she ^w^ answews ÚwÚ thee 
xDD with frowning looks, >_< I'ww >_< sauce ;;w;; hew xDD with OwO bittew :3 wowds. ^.^ Why >w< wook 
:33 you ;;w;; so upon ÚwÚ me? 
>_> PHEBE. :3 Fow xDD nyo ^w^ iww >w< wiww ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw ÚwÚ you. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I pray :33 you do UwU nyot x3 faww ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with me, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am :33 fawsew than OwO vows uWu made ^-^ in ;;w;; winye; 
:33 Besides, ^-^ I OwO wike :33 you uWu nyot. UwU If :33 you >w< wiww >_< knyow >_> my uWu house, 
'Tis :3 at >w< the ;;w;; tuft :3 of :33 owives ÚwÚ hewe :33 hawd by. 
Will :33 you go, xDD sistew? Shepherd, :3 pwy ;;w;; hew ;;w;; hawd. 
uWu Come, ^.^ sistew. Shepherdess, >w< wook on xDD him better, 
And >_< be UwU nyot ÚwÚ pwoud; though ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd ^-^ couwd see, 
UwU Nyonye ^-^ couwd >_< be ;;w;; so ^-^ abus'd ^-^ in :33 sight ÚwÚ as >w< he. 
uWu Come, uWu to x3 ouw UwU fwock. Exeunt ^-^ WOSAWIND, >_< CEWIA, ^-^ and OwO COWIN 
>_> PHEBE. UwU Dead shepherd, now ^-^ I find thy OwO saw :3 of xDD might: 
^-^ 'Who ^-^ evew :3 wov'd ^w^ that :3 wov'd UwU nyot :3 at >_> fiwst ;;w;; sight?' 
>_> SIWVIUS. ^-^ Sweet ;;w;; Phebe. 
>_> PHEBE. Ha! what say'st UwU thou, OwO Siwvius? 
>_> SIWVIUS. ^-^ Sweet ^-^ Phebe, :33 pity >w< me. 
>_> PHEBE. :3 Why, ^-^ I arn >w< sowwy for ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ gentwe >w< Siwvius. 
>_> SIWVIUS. Wherever >_> sowwow UwU is, xDD wewief :3 wouwd OwO be. 
UwU If :33 you do >_> sowwow :3 at >_> my grief ^-^ in love, 
By ÚwÚ giving love, ^-^ youw >_> sowwow ^-^ and >_> my grief 
^.^ Wewe x3 both :3 extewmin'd. 
>_> PHEBE. Thou UwU hast >_> my love; is UwU nyot ^w^ that ^.^ nyeighbouwwy? 
>_> SIWVIUS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ÚwÚ you. 
>_> PHEBE. :3 Why, ^w^ that were UwU covetousnyess. 
^-^ Siwvius, >w< the :3 time >_> was ^w^ that ^-^ I hated ;;w;; thee; 
And yet it is UwU nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw ÚwÚ thee love; 
xDD But >_> since ^w^ that >w< thou >_> canst ^-^ tawk :3 of :33 wove ;;w;; so UwU weww, 
>w< Thy ^w^ company, xDD which >_> ewst >_> was :33 iwksome uWu to me, 
^-^ I >w< wiww >w< enduwe; ^-^ and >_< I'ww ^-^ empwoy ÚwÚ thee >_< too. 
xDD But do UwU nyot >w< wook for further recompense 
uWu Than ^w^ thinye ^-^ own ^.^ gwadnyess ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt ^w^ empwoy'd. 
>_> SIWVIUS. So UwU howy ^-^ and ;;w;; so UwU pewfect is >_> my love, 
And ^-^ I ^-^ in >_< such a ;;w;; povewty :3 of ;;w;; gwace, 
:33 That ^-^ I >_< shaww xDD think it a :3 most >_> pwenteous crop 
>_< To ^.^ gwean >w< the x3 bwoken >_< eaws after >w< the man 
:33 That >w< the main OwO hawvest ;;w;; weaps; loose now ^-^ and :33 then 
xDD A scatt'red smile, ^-^ and ^w^ that >_< I'ww >_< wive >_> upon. 
>_> PHEBE. Know'st >w< thou >w< the ^w^ youth ^w^ that ^-^ spoke uWu to :33 me erewhile? 
>_> SIWVIUS. uWu Nyot :3 vewy :3 weww; but ^-^ I have >_< met xDD him oft; 
And UwU he hath uWu bought >w< the cottage ^-^ and >w< the OwO bounds 
:33 That >w< the old ^-^ cawwot once >_> was ^w^ mastew >_< of. 
>_> PHEBE. >w< Think UwU nyot ^-^ I :33 wove :3 him, though ^-^ I ask for xDD him; 
'Tis but a uWu peevish :3 boy; yet UwU he x3 tawks ^.^ weww. 
xDD But what OwO cawe ^-^ I for :33 wowds? ^w^ Yet >_> wowds do ^w^ weww 
When UwU he ^w^ that ;;w;; speaks them pleases those ^w^ that >w< heaw. 
>_> It is a ;;w;; pwetty :33 youth- UwU nyot :3 vewy >_< pwetty; 
>w< But, ^.^ suwe, ÚwÚ he's ÚwÚ pwoud; ^-^ and yet ^.^ his ^-^ pwide UwU becomes ^-^ him. 
;;w;; He'ww uWu make a xDD pwopew man. ^.^ The uWu best >_> thing ^-^ in xDD him 
Is ^.^ his :3 compwexion; ^-^ and ^w^ fastew than ^.^ his tongue 
ÚwÚ Did uWu make offence, ^.^ his eye >w< did heal it ;;w;; up. 
He is UwU nyot :3 vewy UwU taww; yet for ^.^ his xDD yeaws ÚwÚ he's UwU taww; 
:33 His xDD weg is but ^.^ so-so; ^-^ and yet ÚwÚ 'tis ^.^ weww. 
;;w;; Thewe >_> was a ;;w;; pwetty OwO wednyess ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< wip, 
xDD A ^-^ wittwe ^.^ wipew ^-^ and :33 mowe lusty ^.^ wed 
uWu Than ^w^ that xDD mix'd ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO cheek; x3 'twas UwU just >w< the >_> diffewence 
>_< Betwixt >w< the ;;w;; constant ^.^ wed ^-^ and :33 mingwed damask. 
;;w;; Thewe >_< be ÚwÚ some ^w^ women, ^-^ Siwvius, ^w^ had :33 they mark'd xDD him 
^.^ In xDD pawcews ÚwÚ as ^-^ I did, :3 wouwd have ^w^ gonye uWu nyeaw 
>_< To x3 faww ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with xDD him; OwO but, for >_> my >_< pawt, 
^-^ I :33 wove xDD him not, >_< nyow hate xDD him not; ^-^ and yet 
^-^ I have :33 mowe >_< cause uWu to hate xDD him than uWu to :33 wove xDD him; 
:3 Fow what ^w^ had UwU he uWu to do uWu to chide :3 at ÚwÚ me? 
He ^-^ said mine ^.^ eyes were x3 bwack, ^-^ and >_> my >w< haiw x3 bwack, 
And, now ^-^ I am >_> wememb'wed, >_> scown'd :3 at >w< me. 
^-^ I :3 mawvew why ^-^ I OwO answew'd UwU nyot UwU again; 
xDD But UwU that's ;;w;; aww :33 onye: x3 omittance is xDD nyo ÚwÚ quittance. 
>_< I'ww xDD wwite uWu to xDD him a :3 vewy ÚwÚ taunting >_> wettew, 
And >w< thou xDD shawt ;;w;; beaw x3 it; OwO wiwt UwU thou, OwO Siwvius? 
>_> SIWVIUS. ^-^ Phebe, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< heawt. 
>_> PHEBE. >_< I'ww xDD wwite it xDD stwaight; 
^.^ The xDD mattew's ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ head ^-^ and ^-^ in >_> my :33 heawt; 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be OwO bittew xDD with xDD him ^-^ and >w< passing >w< showt. 
:3 Go xDD with me, >w< Siwvius. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The forest 

^-^ Entew ^-^ WOSAWIND, >_< CEWIA, ^-^ and UwU JAQUES 

:3 JAQUES. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, ;;w;; pwetty uWu youth, let :33 me >_< be xDD bettew xDD acquainted xDD with 
;;w;; thee. 
ROSALIND. xDD They say :33 you are a ^.^ mewanchowy fellow. 
:3 JAQUES. ^-^ I am uWu so; ^-^ I do :33 wove it xDD bettew than xDD waughing. 
ROSALIND. Those ^w^ that are ^-^ in >_> extwemity :3 of OwO eithew are abominable 
fellows, ^-^ and :3 betway >w< themsewves uWu to >_> evewy modern ;;w;; censuwe worse than 
>_> dwunkawds. 
:3 JAQUES. :3 Why, ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ good uWu to >_< be ;;w;; sad ^-^ and say >w< nyothing. 
ROSALIND. ^.^ Why uWu then, ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ good uWu to >_< be a ;;w;; post. 
:3 JAQUES. ^-^ I have ^w^ nyeithew >w< the :3 schowaw's uWu mewanchowy, xDD which is 
emulation; >_< nyow >w< the ÚwÚ musician's, xDD which is x3 fantasticaw; >_< nyow >w< the 
ÚwÚ couwtiew's, xDD which is ÚwÚ pwoud; >_< nyow >w< the soldier's, xDD which is 
ÚwÚ ambitious; >_< nyow >w< the uWu wawyew's, xDD which is xDD powitic; >_< nyow >w< the >w< wady's, 
xDD which is :33 nyice; >_< nyow >w< the :33 wovew's, xDD which is ;;w;; aww UwU these; but it is a 
^.^ mewanchowy :3 of mine OwO own, >_< compounded :3 of uWu many ÚwÚ simpwes, ;;w;; extwacted 
OwO fwom uWu many >w< objects, UwU and, UwU indeed, >w< the UwU sundwy contemplation :3 of >_> my 
OwO twavews; ^-^ in xDD which >_> my x3 often rumination x3 wwaps :33 me ^-^ in a :3 most :3 humowous 
;;w;; sadnyess. 
ROSALIND. xDD A uWu twavewwew! By >_> my faith, :33 you have >_> gweat :3 weason uWu to >_< be 
uWu sad. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw :33 you have sold ^-^ youw ^-^ own >_< wands uWu to see x3 othew men's; :33 then 
uWu to have seen ÚwÚ much ^-^ and uWu to have OwO nyothing is uWu to have rich ^.^ eyes ^-^ and 
x3 poow :3 hands. 
:3 JAQUES. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ I have gain'd >_> my uWu expewience. 

^-^ Entew x3 OWWANDO 

ROSALIND. And ^-^ youw experience ^-^ makes :33 you uWu sad. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew have a 
UwU foow uWu to uWu make :33 me uWu mewwy than experience uWu to uWu make :33 me >_> sad- ^-^ and uWu to 
>_< twavew for it >_< too. 
uWu OWWANDO. Good x3 day, ^-^ and x3 happinyess, dear Rosalind! 
:3 JAQUES. Nay, uWu then, >_> God :3 buy ^.^ you, :3 an :33 you ^-^ tawk ^-^ in ^-^ bwank x3 vewse. 
ROSALIND. Farewell, OwO Monsieuw :33 Twavewwew; >w< wook :33 you lisp ^-^ and >_< weaw 
^-^ stwange suits, >_< disabwe ;;w;; aww >w< the uWu benyefits :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ own uWu countwy, >_< be 
:33 out :3 of :33 wove xDD with ^-^ youw :3 nyativity, ^-^ and almost chide >_> God for UwU making 
:33 you ^w^ that countenance :33 you are; >w< ow ^-^ I >w< wiww scarce xDD think :33 you have 
swam ^-^ in a x3 gondowa. UwU [Exit :33 JAQUES] :3 Why, how uWu nyow, :3 Owwando! >w< whewe 
have :33 you OwO been ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ^.^ whiwe? You a UwU wovew! ;;w;; An :33 you >_> sewve :33 me >_< such 
uWu anyothew >_> twick, UwU nyevew come ^-^ in >_> my :33 sight >w< mowe. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^w^ My ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ Wosawind, ^-^ I come >_> within :3 an hour :3 of >_> my >w< pwomise. 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Bweak :3 an ^.^ houw's x3 pwomise ^-^ in love! He ^w^ that >w< wiww divide a 
^-^ minyute uWu into a >_> thousand ^w^ pawts, ^-^ and x3 bweak but a ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the 
>_> thousand ^.^ pawt :3 of a ^-^ minyute ^-^ in >w< the x3 affaiws :3 of love, it ^w^ may >_< be ^-^ said 
:3 of xDD him ^w^ that >_> Cupid hath ÚwÚ cwapp'd xDD him uWu o' >_> th' >_< shouwdew, but >_< I'ww 
warrant xDD him >_< heawt-whowe. 
uWu OWWANDO. UwU Pawdon me, dear ;;w;; Wosawind. 
ROSALIND. Nay, :3 an :33 you >_< be ;;w;; so x3 tawdy, come xDD nyo :33 mowe ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ sight. ^-^ I ^w^ had 
ÚwÚ as lief >_< be >w< woo'd :3 of a ÚwÚ snyaiw. 
uWu OWWANDO. Of a >_< snyaiw! 
ROSALIND. x3 Ay, :3 of a ;;w;; snyaiw; for though UwU he ÚwÚ comes >_> swowwy, UwU he carries 
^.^ his house on ^.^ his ÚwÚ head- a xDD bettew :3 jointuwe, ^-^ I think, than :33 you uWu make 
a ^w^ woman; >_> besides, UwU he UwU bwings ^.^ his xDD destiny xDD with ^-^ him. 
uWu OWWANDO. What's that? 
ROSALIND. :3 Why, UwU howns; xDD which >_< such ÚwÚ as :33 you are :33 fain uWu to >_< be >w< behowding uWu to 
^-^ youw wives ÚwÚ fow; but UwU he ÚwÚ comes uWu awmed ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ fowtunye, ^-^ and xDD pwevents 
>w< the ;;w;; swandew :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
uWu OWWANDO. >_< Viwtue is xDD nyo UwU hown-makew; ^-^ and >_> my >w< Wosawind is ^-^ viwtuous. 
ROSALIND. And ^-^ I am ^-^ youw ;;w;; Wosawind. 
:3 CEWIA. >_> It pleases xDD him uWu to UwU caww :33 you uWu so; but UwU he hath a >w< Wosawind :3 of a 
xDD bettew UwU weew than ÚwÚ you. 
ROSALIND. uWu Come, ÚwÚ woo me, ÚwÚ woo x3 me; for now ^-^ I am ^-^ in a ^w^ howiday ^-^ humouw, 
^-^ and OwO wike :33 enyough uWu to uWu consent. :3 What :3 wouwd :33 you say uWu to :33 me uWu nyow, :3 an ^-^ I 
were ^-^ youw :3 vewy :3 vewy Rosalind? 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> kiss :33 befowe ^-^ I spoke. 
ROSALIND. Nay, :33 you were xDD bettew UwU speak first; ^-^ and uWu when :33 you were 
gravell'd for x3 wack :3 of >w< mattew, :33 you :33 might ^w^ take ^.^ occasion uWu to ^.^ kiss. 
^w^ Vewy ^w^ good ÚwÚ owatows, uWu when :33 they are x3 out, :33 they >w< wiww xDD spit; ^-^ and for 
>w< wovews >_> wacking- >_> God ^w^ wawn x3 us!- >w< mattew, >w< the cleanliest :3 shift is uWu to 
^.^ kiss. 
uWu OWWANDO. UwU How >_> if >w< the >_> kiss >_< be >_< denyied? 
ROSALIND. UwU Then she puts :33 you uWu to :33 entweaty, ^-^ and >w< thewe begins xDD nyew 
>w< mattew. 
uWu OWWANDO. >_< Who ^-^ couwd >_< be x3 out, being :33 befowe ^.^ his :3 bewoved mistress? 
ROSALIND. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ that OwO shouwd ^.^ you, >_> if ^-^ I were ^-^ youw mistress; >w< ow ^-^ I 
OwO shouwd xDD think >_> my uWu honyesty ranker than >_> my ^-^ wit. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^w^ What, :3 of >_> my >_> suit? 
ROSALIND. uWu Nyot :33 out :3 of ^-^ youw x3 appawew, ^-^ and yet :33 out :3 of ^-^ youw >w< suit. 
ÚwÚ Am UwU nyot ^-^ I ^-^ youw Rosalind? 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I ^w^ take ÚwÚ some ;;w;; joy uWu to say :33 you x3 awe, ÚwÚ because ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be x3 tawking 
:3 of x3 hew. 
ROSALIND. xDD Weww, ^-^ in ;;w;; hew person, ^-^ I say ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot have ÚwÚ you. 
uWu OWWANDO. OwO Then, ^-^ in mine ^-^ own person, ^-^ I ^.^ die. 
ROSALIND. x3 Nyo, faith, :33 die :3 by >_> attownyey. ^.^ The x3 poow UwU wowwd is almost six 
>_> thousand xDD yeaws >_< owd, ^-^ and ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ^w^ this :3 time >w< thewe >_> was UwU nyot :33 any man 
;;w;; died ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ own person, >_> videwicet, ^-^ in a UwU wove-cause. x3 Twoiwus ^w^ had 
^.^ his xDD bwains x3 dash'd :33 out xDD with a >_< Gwecian club; yet UwU he >w< did what UwU he 
^-^ couwd uWu to :33 die :3 befowe, ^-^ and UwU he is >w< onye :3 of >w< the :33 pattewns :3 of :3 wove. 
uWu Weandew, UwU he :3 wouwd have :3 wiv'd uWu many a ^.^ faiw ^.^ yeaw, though Hero ^w^ had 
OwO tuwn'd uWu nyun, >_> if it ^w^ had UwU nyot OwO been for a hot >w< midsummew night; ^-^ fow, 
^w^ good uWu youth, UwU he UwU went but ^-^ fowth uWu to >w< wash xDD him ^-^ in >w< the :3 Hewwespont, UwU and, 
being ^.^ taken xDD with >w< the cramp, >_> was ^-^ dwown'd; ^-^ and >w< the x3 foowish 
:33 chwonyicwews :3 of ^w^ that age x3 found it ÚwÚ was- Hero :3 of ^.^ Sestos. xDD But uWu these 
are ;;w;; aww >_> wies: ^-^ men have ;;w;; died OwO fwom :3 time uWu to time, ^-^ and ^w^ wowms have 
x3 eaten them, but UwU nyot for :3 wove. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have >_> my >w< wight >w< Wosawind :3 of ^w^ this mind; ^-^ fow, ^-^ I 
uWu pwotest, ;;w;; hew :33 fwown :33 might kill >w< me. 
ROSALIND. By ^w^ this ;;w;; hand, it >w< wiww UwU nyot kill a ^w^ fwy. xDD But come, now ^-^ I 
>w< wiww >_< be ^-^ youw >w< Wosawind ^-^ in a :33 mowe :3 coming-on xDD disposition; ^-^ and ask :33 me 
what :33 you will, ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ gwant uWu it. 
uWu OWWANDO. UwU Then :33 wove me, ;;w;; Wosawind. 
ROSALIND. ^w^ Yes, faith, >w< wiww ;;w;; I, ;;w;; Fwidays ^-^ and OwO Satuwdays, ^-^ and ÚwÚ aww. 
uWu OWWANDO. And OwO wiwt >w< thou have ÚwÚ me? 
ROSALIND. x3 Ay, ^-^ and twenty xDD such. 
uWu OWWANDO. :3 What x3 sayest ^.^ thou? 
ROSALIND. ;;w;; Awe :33 you UwU nyot :3 good? 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I hope >_< so. 
ROSALIND. ^.^ Why uWu then, ^w^ can >w< onye desire x3 too ÚwÚ much :3 of a ^w^ good >_< thing? uWu Come, 
^w^ sistew, :33 you >_< shaww >_< be >w< the >_< pwiest, ^-^ and >w< mawwy :33 us. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand, 
ÚwÚ Owwando. :3 What do :33 you say, xDD sistew? 
uWu OWWANDO. xDD Pway ^-^ thee, >w< mawwy :33 us. 
:3 CEWIA. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot say >w< the :3 wowds. 
ROSALIND. You must begin :3 'Wiww ^.^ you, >w< Owwando'- 
:3 CEWIA. :3 Go :33 to. Will ^.^ you, >_< Owwando, have uWu to uWu wife ^w^ this Rosalind? 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I :3 wiww. 
ROSALIND. x3 Ay, but ÚwÚ when? 
uWu OWWANDO. :3 Why, OwO nyow; ÚwÚ as fast ÚwÚ as she ^w^ can >w< mawwy :33 us. 
ROSALIND. UwU Then :33 you must say 'I ^w^ take ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ Wosawind, for ^w^ wife.' 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I ^w^ take ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ Wosawind, for ÚwÚ wife. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I :33 might ask :33 you for ^-^ youw commission; x3 but- ^-^ I do ^w^ take ^-^ thee, 
>_< Owwando, for >_> my xDD husband. Thewe's a >w< giww :3 goes :33 befowe >w< the uWu pwiest; 
UwU and, ;;w;; cewtainwy, a :3 woman's :3 thought UwU wuns :33 befowe ;;w;; hew >_< actions. 
uWu OWWANDO. So do ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ thoughts; :33 they are wing'd. 
ROSALIND. :3 Nyow tell :33 me how long :33 you :3 wouwd have >w< hew, after :33 you have 
:33 possess'd x3 hew. 
uWu OWWANDO. :3 Fow ^-^ evew ^-^ and a ;;w;; day. 
ROSALIND. Say x3 'a day' :33 without >w< the 'ever.' x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, uWu Owwando; ^-^ men are 
xDD Apwiw uWu when :33 they woo, ;;w;; Decembew uWu when :33 they wed: maids are :3 May uWu when 
:33 they are maids, but >w< the sky ^w^ changes uWu when :33 they are ÚwÚ wives. ^-^ I >w< wiww 
>_< be :33 mowe >w< jeawous :3 of ÚwÚ thee than a Barbary cock-pigeon OwO ovew ^.^ his xDD hen, 
:33 mowe uWu cwamowous than a >_< pawwot ÚwÚ against OwO wain, :33 mowe ÚwÚ nyew-fangwed than 
:3 an ape, :33 mowe UwU giddy ^-^ in >_> my x3 desiwes than a ÚwÚ monkey. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU weep for 
;;w;; nyothing, OwO wike UwU Dianya ^-^ in >w< the >w< fountain, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww do ^w^ that uWu when :33 you 
are >w< dispos'd uWu to >_< be x3 mewwy; ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ waugh OwO wike a >w< hyen, ^-^ and ^w^ that uWu when 
>w< thou are ^w^ incwin'd uWu to OwO sweep. 
uWu OWWANDO. xDD But >w< wiww >_> my >w< Wosawind do so? 
ROSALIND. By >_> my >_< wife, she >w< wiww do ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do. 
uWu OWWANDO. OwO O, but she is >_> wise. 
ROSALIND. >_> Ow else she ^-^ couwd UwU nyot have >w< the UwU wit uWu to do this. ^.^ The wiser, 
>w< the UwU waywawdew. Make >w< the ^w^ doows upon a :3 woman's ;;w;; wit, ^-^ and it >w< wiww :33 out 
:3 at >w< the >_< casement; x3 shut that, ^-^ and 'twill :33 out :3 at >w< the ÚwÚ key-howe; >w< stop 
that, 'twill OwO fwy xDD with >w< the smoke :33 out :3 at >w< the UwU chimnyey. 
uWu OWWANDO. xDD A man ^w^ that ^w^ had a uWu wife xDD with >_< such a ;;w;; wit, UwU he :33 might say ;;w;; 'Wit, 
>_< whithew UwU wiwt?' ROSALIND. Nay, :33 you :33 might :3 keep ^w^ that check for ^w^ it, :3 tiww :33 you >_< met ^-^ youw 
>w< wife's UwU wit going uWu to ^-^ youw x3 nyeighbouw's bed. 
uWu OWWANDO. And what UwU wit ^-^ couwd UwU wit have uWu to >w< excuse that? 
ROSALIND. x3 Mawwy, uWu to say she came uWu to >w< seek :33 you >w< thewe. You >_< shaww UwU nyevew 
^w^ take ;;w;; hew :33 without ;;w;; hew answer, UwU unwess :33 you ^w^ take ;;w;; hew :33 without ;;w;; hew 
;;w;; tongue. OwO O, ^w^ that woman ^w^ that ;;w;; cannyot uWu make ;;w;; hew x3 fauwt ;;w;; hew ^.^ husband's 
>w< occasion, let ;;w;; hew UwU nyevew nurse ;;w;; hew UwU chiwd >_> hewsewf, for she >w< wiww 
;;w;; bweed it OwO wike a ^.^ foow! 
uWu OWWANDO. :3 Fow uWu these x3 two >_> houws, ÚwÚ Wosawind, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu weave ;;w;; thee. 
ROSALIND. >_> Awas, dear love, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot x3 wack ÚwÚ thee x3 two ÚwÚ houws! 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I must ^-^ attend >w< the xDD Duke :3 at >_< dinnyew; :3 by x3 two x3 o'cwock ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be 
xDD with ÚwÚ thee again. 
ROSALIND. x3 Ay, ^w^ go ^-^ youw OwO ways, ^w^ go ^-^ youw ÚwÚ ways. ^-^ I ^-^ knyew what :33 you :3 wouwd 
UwU pwove; >_> my >w< fwiends >_< towd :33 me ÚwÚ as much, ^-^ and ^-^ I :3 thought xDD nyo xDD wess. :33 That 
;;w;; fwattewing tongue :3 of ;;w;; youws won >w< me. 'Tis but >w< onye ÚwÚ cast uWu away, ^-^ and 
;;w;; so, come uWu death! >_< Two x3 o'cwock is ^-^ youw ^w^ houw? 
uWu OWWANDO. x3 Ay, sweet ;;w;; Wosawind. 
ROSALIND. By >_> my :33 twoth, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ good earnest, ^-^ and ;;w;; so >_> God :33 mend me, ^-^ and 
:3 by ;;w;; aww ;;w;; pwetty :3 oaths ^w^ that are UwU nyot ^-^ dangewous, >_> if :33 you x3 bweak >w< onye :33 jot 
:3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ pwomise, >w< ow come >w< onye ^-^ minyute x3 behind ^-^ youw hour, ^-^ I >w< wiww 
xDD think :33 you >w< the :3 most pathetical OwO bweak-pwomise, ^-^ and >w< the :3 most ^.^ howwow 
:33 wovew, ^-^ and >w< the :3 most ^w^ unwowthy :3 of ;;w;; hew :33 you UwU caww ÚwÚ Wosawind, ^w^ that ^w^ may 
>_< be :33 chosen :33 out :3 of >w< the >_< gwoss band :3 of >w< the >w< unfaithfuw. Therefore 
:33 bewawe >_> my OwO censuwe, ^-^ and :3 keep ^-^ youw >w< pwomise. 
uWu OWWANDO. With xDD nyo less ^-^ wewigion than >_> if >w< thou ^-^ wewt uWu indeed >_> my 
UwU Wosawind; ;;w;; so, >_> adieu. 
ROSALIND. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ Time is >w< the old ÚwÚ justice ^w^ that >_> examinyes ;;w;; aww >_< such 
;;w;; offendews, ^-^ and let ÚwÚ Time >w< twy. uWu Adieu. x3 Exit x3 OWWANDO 
:3 CEWIA. You have >_> simpwy misus'd x3 ouw ;;w;; sex ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ wove-pwate. OwO We must 
have ^-^ youw doublet ^-^ and xDD hose UwU pwuck'd OwO ovew ^-^ youw head, ^-^ and ^w^ show >w< the 
UwU wowwd what >w< the ^.^ biwd hath ^w^ donye uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ own nest. 
ROSALIND. O coz, coz, coz, >_> my ;;w;; pwetty ^-^ wittwe coz, ^w^ that >w< thou didst 
>_< knyow how uWu many fathom ;;w;; deep ^-^ I am ^-^ in love! xDD But it ;;w;; cannyot >_< be >_> sounded; 
>_> my UwU affection hath :3 an >_< unknyown uWu bottom, OwO wike >w< the Bay :3 of ^w^ Powtugaw. 
:3 CEWIA. >_> Ow ^w^ wathew, xDD bottomwess; ^w^ that ÚwÚ as fast ÚwÚ as :33 you pour UwU affection 
:33 in, it UwU wuns x3 out. 
ROSALIND. >w< Nyo; ^w^ that ^-^ same >_> wicked ^w^ bastawd :3 of Venus, ^w^ that >_> was begot :3 of 
;;w;; thought, UwU conceiv'd :3 of ^.^ spween, ^-^ and >w< bown :3 of x3 madnyess; ^w^ that ^.^ bwind 
:33 wascawwy uWu boy, ^w^ that x3 abuses >_> evewy one's uWu eyes, ÚwÚ because ^.^ his ^-^ own are 
uWu out- let xDD him >_< be judge how ;;w;; deep ^-^ I am ^-^ in :3 wove. >_< I'ww tell ^-^ thee, 
Aliena, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< be :33 out :3 of >w< the :33 sight :3 of ÚwÚ Owwando. >_< I'ww ^w^ go find a 
x3 shadow, ^-^ and xDD sigh :3 tiww UwU he ^-^ come. 
:3 CEWIA. And >_< I'ww OwO sweep. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ The forest 

^-^ Entew UwU JAQUES ^-^ and >w< WOWDS, ^-^ in >w< the >_> habit :3 of >_> fowestews 

:3 JAQUES. Which is UwU he ^w^ that OwO kiwwed >w< the uWu deew? 
LORD. x3 Siw, it >_> was xDD I. 
:3 JAQUES. xDD Wet's present xDD him uWu to >w< the Duke, OwO wike a UwU Woman conqueror; ^-^ and 
it :3 wouwd do ^w^ weww uWu to ^w^ set >w< the UwU deew's >_> howns upon ^.^ his ^.^ head for a 
:33 bwanch :3 of victory. >_< Have :33 you xDD nyo OwO song, forester, for ^w^ this purpose? 
LORD. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ siw. 
:3 JAQUES. :33 Sing x3 it; ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo :3 mattew how it >_< be ^-^ in tune, ;;w;; so it uWu make noise 
xDD enyough. 

ÚwÚ SONG. 

:3 What >_< shaww UwU he have ^w^ that kill'd >w< the uWu deew? 
:33 His :3 weathew ^-^ skin ^-^ and >_> howns uWu to ^.^ weaw. 
:33 [The :33 west >_< shaww >_> heaw ^w^ this >_< buwden:] 
UwU Then ^.^ sing xDD him home. 

Take >w< thou xDD nyo OwO scown uWu to >_< weaw >w< the :33 hown; 
>_> It >_> was a ^w^ cwest ^-^ ewe >w< thou uWu wast ^w^ bown. 
>w< Thy >_> fathew's father ^.^ wowe x3 it; 
And thy father bore uWu it. 
^.^ The >w< hown, >w< the >w< hown, >w< the lusty >w< hown, 
Is UwU nyot a >_> thing uWu to ÚwÚ waugh uWu to ;;w;; scown. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ The forest 

^-^ Entew :3 WOSAWIND ^-^ and CELIA 

ROSALIND. UwU How say :33 you OwO nyow? Is it UwU nyot :33 past x3 two ÚwÚ o'cwock? 
And ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ much :3 Owwando! 
:3 CEWIA. ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, xDD with >_> puwe :33 wove ^-^ and xDD twoubwed x3 bwain, UwU he hath 
xDD ta'en ^.^ his bow ^-^ and >w< awwows, ^-^ and is ^w^ gonye ^-^ fowth- uWu to OwO sweep. x3 Wook, ;;w;; who 
ÚwÚ comes uWu hewe. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIWVIUS 

>_> SIWVIUS. ^w^ My ^w^ ewwand is uWu to ^.^ you, ^.^ faiw youth; 
^w^ My ÚwÚ gentwe ;;w;; Phebe >w< did :33 bid :33 me >w< give :33 you this. 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot >w< the ÚwÚ contents; OwO but, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I guess 
By >w< the ^.^ stewn ^.^ bwow ^-^ and waspish action 
Which she >w< did ÚwÚ use ÚwÚ as she >_> was writing :3 of ^w^ it, 
>_> It >_< beaws :3 an >w< angwy ;;w;; tenyouw. UwU Pawdon me, 
^-^ I am but ÚwÚ as a ÚwÚ guiwtwess ÚwÚ messengew. 
ROSALIND. :33 Patience x3 hewsewf :3 wouwd startle :3 at ^w^ this >_> wettew, 
And uWu pway >w< the swaggerer. Bear ^w^ this, ;;w;; beaw ÚwÚ aww. 
ÚwÚ She x3 says ^-^ I am UwU nyot x3 faiw, ^w^ that ^-^ I x3 wack >_> mannyews; 
ÚwÚ She >w< cawws :33 me :3 pwoud, ^-^ and ^w^ that she ^-^ couwd UwU nyot :33 wove me, 
^.^ Wewe man ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ wawe ÚwÚ as ^-^ Phoenyix. uWu 'Od's >_> my >_> wiww! 
ÚwÚ Hew :33 wove is UwU nyot >w< the hawe ^w^ that ^-^ I do >w< hunt; 
^.^ Why xDD wwites she ;;w;; so uWu to ÚwÚ me? xDD Weww, shepherd, UwU weww, 
^.^ This is a letter :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ own OwO device. 
>_> SIWVIUS. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I uWu pwotest, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot >w< the ÚwÚ contents; 
;;w;; Phebe >w< did xDD wwite uWu it. 
ROSALIND. uWu Come, come, :33 you are a >w< foow, 
And OwO tuwn'd uWu into >w< the >_> extwemity :3 of :3 wove. 
^-^ I OwO saw ;;w;; hew UwU hand; she has a xDD weathewn ;;w;; hand, 
xDD A :33 fweestonye-cowouw'd UwU hand; ^-^ I :33 vewiwy >w< did xDD think 
:33 That ;;w;; hew old x3 gwoves were ;;w;; on, but x3 'twas ;;w;; hew hands; 
ÚwÚ She has a >w< huswife's hand- but UwU that's xDD nyo >w< mattew. 
^-^ I say she UwU nyevew >w< did :3 invent ^w^ this ^-^ wettew: 
^.^ This is a man's >_> invention, ^-^ and ^.^ his ;;w;; hand. 
>_> SIWVIUS. uWu Suwe, it is uWu hews. 
ROSALIND. :3 Why, ÚwÚ 'tis a UwU boistewous ^-^ and a OwO cwuew style; 
xDD A style for challengers. :3 Why, she >w< defies me, 
>w< Wike ^-^ Tuwk uWu to xDD Chwistian. >w< Women's ÚwÚ gentwe ^.^ bwain 
x3 Couwd UwU nyot drop ^-^ fowth >_< such ^-^ giant-wude >_> invention, 
>_> Such Ethiope >_< wowds, ^.^ bwackew ^-^ in their ÚwÚ effect 
uWu Than ^-^ in their OwO countenyance. Will :33 you >_> heaw >w< the letter? 
>_> SIWVIUS. So UwU pwease ^.^ you, for ^-^ I UwU nyevew heard it ÚwÚ yet; 
^w^ Yet heard x3 too ÚwÚ much :3 of :3 Phebe's x3 cwuewty. 
ROSALIND. ÚwÚ She Phebes ^.^ me: >_< mawk how >w< the x3 tywant writes. 
>_< [Weads] 

;;w;; 'Awt >w< thou x3 god uWu to shepherd uWu tuwn'd, 
:33 That a ^w^ maiden's :33 heawt hath burn'd?' 

>_> Can a woman ;;w;; waiw uWu thus? 
>_> SIWVIUS. x3 Caww :33 you ^w^ this >_> waiwing? 
ROSALIND. ^w^ 'Why, thy ^-^ godhead OwO waid ^.^ apawt, 
Warr'st >w< thou xDD with a :3 woman's >_< heawt?' 

ÚwÚ Did :33 you ^-^ evew >_> heaw >_< such >_> waiwing? 

xDD 'Whiwes >w< the eye :3 of man >w< did ÚwÚ woo me, 
:33 That ^-^ couwd do xDD nyo vengeance uWu to x3 me.' 

>_> Meanying :33 me a :33 beast. 

OwO 'If >w< the OwO scown :3 of ^-^ youw OwO bwight >_> eynye 
>_< Have ÚwÚ powew uWu to xDD waise >_< such :33 wove ^-^ in uWu minye, 
Alack, ^-^ in :33 me what ^-^ stwange ÚwÚ effect 
>w< Wouwd :33 they >w< wowk ^-^ in >_< miwd ;;w;; aspect! 
Whiles :33 you :33 chid me, ^-^ I >w< did love; 
UwU How :33 then :33 might ^-^ youw ^.^ pwayews :33 move! 
He ^w^ that UwU bwings ^w^ this :33 wove uWu to >w< the 
:33 Wittwe UwU knyows ^w^ this :33 wove ^-^ in x3 me; 
And :3 by xDD him ;;w;; seaw :3 up thy >w< mind, 
^.^ Whethew ^w^ that thy ^w^ youth ^-^ and uWu kind 
Will >w< the faithful x3 offew ^w^ take 
Of :33 me ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ can ^.^ make; 
>_> Ow else :3 by xDD him >_> my :33 wove xDD deny, 
And :33 then >_< I'ww study how uWu to :33 die.' 
>_> SIWVIUS. x3 Caww :33 you ^w^ this OwO chiding? 
:3 CEWIA. >_> Awas, x3 poow shepherd! 
ROSALIND. :3 Do :33 you :33 pity him? x3 Nyo, UwU he >w< desewves xDD nyo >_< pity. UwU Wiwt >w< thou :33 wove 
>_< such a ÚwÚ woman? ^w^ What, uWu to uWu make ÚwÚ thee :3 an :33 instwument, ^-^ and uWu pway x3 fawse 
strains upon ^-^ thee! uWu Nyot uWu to >_< be ;;w;; enduw'd! xDD Weww, ^w^ go ^-^ youw x3 way uWu to >w< hew, 
for ^-^ I see :33 wove hath uWu made ÚwÚ thee tame ^.^ snyake, ^-^ and say ^w^ this uWu to >_> hew- 
^w^ that >_> if she :33 wove me, ^-^ I charge ;;w;; hew uWu to :33 wove ;;w;; thee; >_> if she >w< wiww not, 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyevew have ;;w;; hew UwU unwess >w< thou entreat for x3 hew. UwU If :33 you >_< be a 
OwO twue :33 wovew, OwO hence, ^-^ and UwU nyot a word; for ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes :33 mowe x3 company. 
x3 Exit ÚwÚ SIWVIUS 

^-^ Entew ^.^ OWIVEW 

^.^ OWIVEW. Good UwU mowwow, ^.^ faiw >w< onyes; pray ^.^ you, >_> if :33 you :33 knyow, 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ in >w< the :33 puwwieus :3 of ^w^ this forest ^.^ stands 
xDD A ÚwÚ sheep-cote >_> fenc'd uWu about xDD with uWu owive uWu twees? 
:3 CEWIA. ;;w;; West :3 of ^w^ this place, OwO down ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ nyeighbouw >w< bottom. 
^.^ The rank :3 of ÚwÚ osiews :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ muwmuwing ^w^ stweam 
ÚwÚ Weft on ^-^ youw >w< wight UwU hand UwU bwings :33 you uWu to >w< the ;;w;; pwace. 
xDD But :3 at ^w^ this hour >w< the house x3 doth :3 keep ^-^ itsewf; 
Thewe's none within. 
^.^ OWIVEW. UwU If ^w^ that :3 an eye ^w^ may ^w^ pwofit :3 by a uWu tongue, 
UwU Then OwO shouwd ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you :3 by x3 descwiption- 
>_> Such garments, ^-^ and >_< such years: ^-^ 'The :33 boy is x3 faiw, 
Of xDD femawe favour, ^-^ and UwU bestows himself 
>w< Wike a ripe sister; >w< the woman ^.^ wow, 
And OwO bwownyew than ;;w;; hew ^-^ bwothew.' ;;w;; Awe UwU nyot :33 you 
^.^ The owner :3 of >w< the house ^-^ I >w< did >_> inquiwe for? 
:3 CEWIA. >_> It is xDD nyo OwO boast, being ^w^ ask'd, uWu to say ;;w;; we ÚwÚ awe. 
^.^ OWIVEW. Orlando x3 doth >w< commend xDD him uWu to :33 you both; 
And uWu to ^w^ that ^w^ youth UwU he >w< cawws ^.^ his >w< Wosawind 
He xDD sends ^w^ this ÚwÚ bwoody :3 nyapkin. ;;w;; Awe :33 you ^-^ he? 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I >w< am. :3 What must ;;w;; we understand :3 by xDD this? 
^.^ OWIVEW. ^.^ Some :3 of >_> my xDD shame; >_> if :33 you >w< wiww >_< knyow :3 of :33 me 
:3 What man ^-^ I am, ^-^ and xDD how, ^-^ and OwO why, ^-^ and where, 
^.^ This ^w^ handkewchew >_> was UwU stain'd. 
:3 CEWIA. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, tell uWu it. 
^.^ OWIVEW. When last >w< the xDD young Orlando :33 pawted OwO fwom ^.^ you, 
He UwU weft a x3 pwomise uWu to ^w^ wetuwn ;;w;; again 
;;w;; Within :3 an :3 houw; UwU and, OwO pacing through >w< the UwU fowest, 
UwU Chewing >w< the uWu food :3 of sweet ^-^ and OwO bittew ;;w;; fancy, 
:3 Wo, what ^.^ befeww! He threw ^.^ his eye aside, 
And >_< mawk what ^.^ object >w< did present ^-^ itsewf. 
Under :3 an ÚwÚ oak, :3 whose boughs were >_< moss'd xDD with :3 age, 
And >_> high OwO top ;;w;; bawd xDD with dry :3 antiquity, 
xDD A >_> wwetched ragged ;;w;; man, :3 o'ewgwown xDD with ^-^ haiw, 
:3 Way sleeping on ^.^ his OwO back. About ^.^ his neck 
xDD A >_> gween ^-^ and xDD giwded ^-^ snyake ^w^ had xDD wweath'd :3 itsewf, 
>_< Who xDD with ;;w;; hew ^.^ head :33 nyimbwe ^-^ in >w< thweats approach'd 
^.^ The opening :3 of ^.^ his mouth; but suddenly, 
Seeing >_< Owwando, it ^-^ unwink'd :3 itsewf, 
And xDD with :3 indented xDD gwides >w< did >w< swip xDD away 
>w< Into a bush; ^.^ undew xDD which bush's :3 shade 
xDD A >w< wionyess, xDD with x3 uddews ;;w;; aww ^.^ dwawn dry, 
:3 Way x3 couching, ^.^ head on OwO gwound, xDD with catlike ^w^ watch, 
When ^w^ that >w< the sleeping man OwO shouwd :33 stiw; for ÚwÚ 'tis 
^.^ The ;;w;; woyaw ÚwÚ disposition :3 of ^w^ that beast 
>_< To prey on OwO nyothing ^w^ that x3 doth seem ÚwÚ as xDD dead. 
^.^ This xDD seen, Orlando >w< did ^.^ appwoach >w< the ;;w;; man, 
And x3 found it >_> was ^.^ his ^-^ bwothew, ^.^ his >_> ewdew >_> bwothew. 
:3 CEWIA. OwO O, ^-^ I have heard xDD him UwU speak :3 of ^w^ that ^-^ same uWu bwothew; 
And UwU he >w< did x3 wendew xDD him >w< the :3 most unnatural 
:33 That :3 wiv'd ^.^ amongst UwU men. 
^.^ OWIVEW. And ^w^ weww UwU he :33 might ;;w;; so ÚwÚ do, 
:3 Fow ^w^ weww ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU he >_> was :33 unnyatuwaw. 
ROSALIND. >w< But, uWu to >w< Owwando: >w< did UwU he uWu weave xDD him there, 
:33 Food uWu to >w< the suck'd ^-^ and UwU hungwy xDD wionyess? 
^.^ OWIVEW. ÚwÚ Twice >w< did UwU he ^w^ tuwn ^.^ his OwO back, ^-^ and purpos'd uWu so; 
xDD But ^-^ kindnyess, ^-^ nyobwew ^-^ evew than revenge, 
And UwU nyatuwe, >_< stwongew than ^.^ his UwU just >w< occasion, 
^-^ Made xDD him >w< give >_< battwe uWu to >w< the >w< wionyess, 
>_< Who quickly uWu feww :33 befowe xDD him; ^-^ in xDD which x3 huwtwing 
^w^ Fwom miserable slumber ^-^ I UwU awak'd. 
:3 CEWIA. ;;w;; Awe :33 you ^.^ his brother? 
ROSALIND. ^w^ Was't :33 you UwU he rescu'd? 
:3 CEWIA. ^w^ Was't :33 you ^w^ that >w< did ;;w;; so oft ^-^ contwive uWu to kill him? 
^.^ OWIVEW. >_< 'Twas I; but ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot xDD I. ^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO shame 
>_< To tell :33 you what ^-^ I ^w^ was, >_> since >_> my ^w^ convewsion 
So ;;w;; sweetwy :3 tastes, being >w< the >_> thing ^-^ I >w< am. 
ROSALIND. xDD But for >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody ;;w;; nyapkin? 
^.^ OWIVEW. By ^-^ and by. 
When OwO fwom >w< the >_> fiwst uWu to ^-^ wast, ÚwÚ betwixt uWu us xDD two, 
ÚwÚ Teaws x3 ouw >_< wecountments ^w^ had :3 most xDD kindwy :33 bath'd, 
:33 As how ^-^ I came uWu into ^w^ that OwO desewt place- 
^.^ In ^.^ bwief, UwU he led :33 me uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe Duke, 
>_< Who ÚwÚ gave :33 me >_> fwesh xDD awway ^-^ and entertainment, 
xDD Committing :33 me >_< unto >_> my ^-^ bwothew's love; 
>_< Who led :33 me instantly >_< unto ^.^ his uWu cave, 
;;w;; Thewe >w< stwipp'd ^w^ himsewf, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe upon ^.^ his ;;w;; awm 
^.^ The lioness ^w^ had ;;w;; town ÚwÚ some flesh uWu away, 
Which ;;w;; aww ^w^ this :33 whiwe ^w^ had :3 bwed; ^-^ and now UwU he fainted, 
And ^w^ cwied, ^-^ in ;;w;; fainting, upon ;;w;; Wosawind. 
UwU Bwief, ^-^ I xDD wecovew'd :3 him, ^.^ bound :3 up ^.^ his UwU wound, 
And, after ÚwÚ some xDD smaww ^w^ space, being strong :3 at heart, 
He >_> sent :33 me hither, stranger ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am, 
>_< To tell ^w^ this ^.^ stowy, ^w^ that :33 you :33 might >w< excuse 
:33 His x3 bwoken ^-^ pwomise, ^-^ and uWu to >w< give ^w^ this napkin, 
ÚwÚ Dy'd ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu bwood, >_< unto >w< the shepherd ^w^ youth 
:33 That UwU he ^-^ in >_> spowt x3 doth UwU caww ^.^ his ;;w;; Wosawind. 
ÚwÚ [WOSAWIND swoons] 
:3 CEWIA. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, :3 Ganymede! sweet :3 Ganymede! 
^.^ OWIVEW. ^w^ Many >w< wiww ^w^ swoon uWu when :33 they do >w< wook on >w< bwood. 
:3 CEWIA. ;;w;; Thewe is :33 mowe ^-^ in uWu it. uWu Cousin :3 Ganymede! 
^.^ OWIVEW. x3 Wook, UwU he recovers. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I were :3 at home. 
:3 CEWIA. >w< We'ww ÚwÚ wead :33 you thither. 
^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >w< wiww :33 you ^w^ take xDD him :3 by >w< the UwU awm? 
^.^ OWIVEW. ;;w;; Be :3 of ^w^ good OwO cheew, >_< youth. You a ^.^ man! 
You x3 wack a man's >w< heawt. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I do ;;w;; so, ^-^ I x3 confess uWu it. >_< Ah, sirrah, a body :3 wouwd xDD think 
^w^ this >_> was ^w^ weww counterfeited. ^-^ I pray :33 you tell ^-^ youw brother how 
^w^ weww ^-^ I counterfeited. ÚwÚ Heigh-ho! 
^.^ OWIVEW. ^.^ This >_> was UwU nyot >_> countewfeit; >w< thewe is x3 too >_> gweat >_> testimony ^-^ in 
^-^ youw :33 compwexion ^w^ that it >_> was a passion :3 of :33 eawnyest. 
ROSALIND. ^.^ Countewfeit, ^-^ I >_> assuwe ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ OWIVEW. ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, ^w^ take a ^w^ good :33 heawt ^-^ and counterfeit uWu to >_< be a man. 
ROSALIND. So ^-^ I ^w^ do; OwO but, ^.^ i' faith, ^-^ I OwO shouwd have OwO been a woman :3 by 
right. 
:3 CEWIA. uWu Come, :33 you >w< wook uWu pawew ^-^ and uWu pawew; pray :33 you draw >w< homewawds. 
Good sir, ^w^ go xDD with :33 us. 
^.^ OWIVEW. :33 That >w< wiww ;;w;; I, for ^-^ I must ;;w;; beaw answer >_< back 
UwU How :33 you >w< excuse >_> my ^-^ bwothew, ;;w;; Wosawind. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I >_< shaww x3 devise ^w^ something; OwO but, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >w< commend >_> my 
;;w;; countewfeiting uWu to ^-^ him. Will :33 you uWu go? Exeunt 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The forest 

^-^ Entew :33 TOUCHSTONyE ^-^ and AUDREY 

>_< TOUCHSTONyE. OwO We >_< shaww find a time, ^-^ Audwey; >_> patience, ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ Audwey. 
:33 AUDWEY. ^-^ Faith, >w< the >_< pwiest >_> was ^w^ good ^w^ enyough, for ;;w;; aww >w< the old 
uWu gentweman's saying. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. xDD A :3 most >_> wicked :3 Siw Oliver, x3 Audwey, a :3 most :3 viwe :3 Mawtext. 
>w< But, x3 Audwey, >w< thewe is a ^w^ youth ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the forest x3 ways x3 cwaim uWu to 
ÚwÚ you. 
:33 AUDWEY. x3 Ay, ^-^ I >_< knyow ;;w;; who OwO 'tis; UwU he hath xDD nyo interest ^-^ in :33 me ^-^ in >w< the 
:3 wowwd; ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the man :33 you ^w^ mean. 

^-^ Entew WILLIAM 

>_< TOUCHSTONyE. >_> It is ^.^ meat ^-^ and drink uWu to :33 me uWu to see a ÚwÚ cwown. By >_> my :33 twoth, 
;;w;; we ^w^ that have ^w^ good wits have ÚwÚ much uWu to answer OwO fow: ;;w;; we >_< shaww >_< be 
^w^ fwouting; ;;w;; we ;;w;; cannyot UwU howd. 
:33 WIWWIAM. Good ^-^ ev'n, ^-^ Audwey. 
:33 AUDWEY. >_> God xDD ye ^w^ good ^-^ ev'n, William. 
:33 WIWWIAM. And ^w^ good ÚwÚ ev'n uWu to ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. Good ^-^ ev'n, ÚwÚ gentwe OwO fwiend. >w< Covew thy head, cover thy 
head; :33 nyay, >_> pwithee >_< be cover'd. UwU How old are ^.^ you, ;;w;; fwiend? 
:33 WIWWIAM. x3 Five ^-^ and twenty, ^-^ siw. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. xDD A ripe age. Is thy name :3 Wiwwiam? 
:33 WIWWIAM. William, ^-^ siw. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. xDD A ^.^ faiw name. UwU Wast >w< bown ^.^ i' >_> th' forest :33 hewe? 
:33 WIWWIAM. x3 Ay, sir, ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ God. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. >w< 'Thank :3 God.' xDD A ^w^ good answer. 
^-^ Awt rich? 
:33 WIWWIAM. ^-^ Faith, sir, ;;w;; so >_< so. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. UwU 'So ÚwÚ so' is ^.^ good, :3 vewy ^.^ good, :3 vewy >_< excewwent ;;w;; good; ^-^ and 
yet it is not; it is but ;;w;; so >_< so. ^-^ Awt >w< thou wise? 
:33 WIWWIAM. x3 Ay, sir, ^-^ I have a ;;w;; pwetty ^-^ wit. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. :3 Why, >w< thou say'st ^.^ weww. ^-^ I do now remember a ÚwÚ saying: ^-^ 'The 
UwU foow x3 doth xDD think UwU he is UwU wise, but >w< the uWu wise man UwU knyows himself uWu to >_< be 
a fool.' ^.^ The >_> heathen xDD phiwosophew, uWu when UwU he ^w^ had a desire uWu to >w< eat a 
grape, :3 wouwd uWu open ^.^ his ÚwÚ wips uWu when UwU he put it uWu into ^.^ his mouth; >_> meanying 
>w< theweby ^w^ that grapes were uWu made uWu to >w< eat ^-^ and ÚwÚ wips uWu to open. You do 
:33 wove ^w^ this ^-^ maid? 
:33 WIWWIAM. ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, ^-^ siw. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. ^-^ Awt >w< thou :33 weawnyed? 
:33 WIWWIAM. x3 Nyo, ^-^ siw. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. UwU Then learn ^w^ this :3 of ^.^ me: uWu to have is uWu to x3 have; for it is a 
uWu figuwe ^-^ in rhetoric ^w^ that drink, being pour'd :33 out :3 of xDD cup uWu into a 
xDD gwass, :3 by :33 fiwwing >w< the >w< onye x3 doth uWu empty >w< the ^.^ othew; for ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw 
ÚwÚ wwitews do consent ^w^ that OwO ipse is x3 he; uWu nyow, :33 you are UwU nyot ipse, for ^-^ I 
am >w< he. 
:33 WIWWIAM. Which ÚwÚ he, >_> siw? 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. x3 He, sir, ^w^ that must >w< mawwy ^w^ this ^.^ woman. ;;w;; Thewefowe, :33 you 
ÚwÚ cwown, abandon- xDD which is ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ vuwgaw ^-^ weave- >w< the society- xDD which 
^-^ in >w< the >_> boowish is OwO company- :3 of ^w^ this ;;w;; femawe- xDD which ^-^ in >w< the UwU common is 
^-^ woman- xDD which x3 togethew ^.^ is: abandon >w< the :3 society :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ femawe; >_< ow, 
ÚwÚ cwown, >w< thou uWu pewishest; >_< ow, uWu to thy xDD bettew ÚwÚ undewstanding, ÚwÚ diest; 
>_< ow, uWu to ;;w;; wit, ^-^ I kill ^-^ thee, uWu make ÚwÚ thee uWu away, uWu twanswate thy OwO wife uWu into 
>_< death, thy :3 wibewty uWu into OwO bondage. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ deaw ^-^ in OwO poison xDD with ^-^ thee, 
>w< ow ^-^ in OwO bastinyado, >w< ow ^-^ in xDD steew; ^-^ I >w< wiww bandy xDD with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in UwU faction; 
>w< wiww ^.^ o'ew-wun ÚwÚ thee xDD with ^-^ powicy; ^-^ I >w< wiww kill ÚwÚ thee a x3 hundwed ^-^ and 
x3 fifty ways; x3 thewefowe >w< twembwe ^-^ and ^-^ depawt. 
:33 AUDWEY. ÚwÚ Do, ^w^ good William. 
:33 WIWWIAM. >_> God :33 west :33 you merry, ^-^ siw. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew OwO COWIN 

OwO COWIN. >_< Ouw ^w^ mastew ^-^ and ÚwÚ mistwess seeks you; come uWu away, uWu away. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ Twip, x3 Audwey, trip, ^-^ Audwey. ^-^ I >w< attend, ^-^ I ^w^ attend. 
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^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ The forest 

^-^ Entew x3 OWWANDO ^-^ and ^.^ OWIVEW 

uWu OWWANDO. Is't possible ^w^ that on ;;w;; so ^-^ wittwe >w< acquaintance :33 you OwO shouwd 
OwO wike :33 hew? ^w^ that but ;;w;; seeing :33 you OwO shouwd :33 wove :33 hew? ^-^ and >_> woving ;;w;; woo? 
UwU and, ^.^ wooing, she OwO shouwd grant? ^-^ and >w< wiww :33 you >_< pewsevew uWu to ^.^ enjoy 
:33 hew? 
^.^ OWIVEW. ^w^ Nyeithew UwU caww >w< the :3 giddinyess :3 of it ^-^ in question, >w< the ;;w;; povewty 
:3 of >w< hew, >w< the xDD smaww :3 acquaintance, >_> my xDD sudden ^.^ wooing, >_< nyow ;;w;; hew xDD sudden 
>_> consenting; but say xDD with me, ^-^ I :33 wove uWu Awienya; say xDD with ;;w;; hew ^w^ that she 
>_< woves x3 me; consent xDD with x3 both ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^w^ may ^.^ enjoy uWu each ;;w;; othew. >_> It 
>_< shaww >_< be uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; good; for >_> my >_> fathew's house ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the >_> wevenyue 
^w^ that >_> was old :3 Siw ^w^ Wowwand's >w< wiww ^-^ I estate upon ^.^ you, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe >_< wive 
^-^ and :33 die a OwO shephewd. 
uWu OWWANDO. You have >_> my uWu consent. Let ^-^ youw >w< wedding >_< be to-morrow. 
x3 Thithew >w< wiww ^-^ I >_> invite >w< the xDD Duke ^-^ and all's :3 contented UwU fowwowews. :3 Go 
:33 you ^-^ and :3 pwepawe uWu Awienya; ^-^ fow, >w< wook ^.^ you, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my ;;w;; Wosawind. 

^-^ Entew :3 WOSAWIND 

ROSALIND. >_> God >_< save ^.^ you, >_> bwothew. 
^.^ OWIVEW. And ^.^ you, ^.^ faiw ^.^ sistew. x3 Exit 
ROSALIND. OwO O, >_> my dear >_< Owwando, how it ÚwÚ gwieves :33 me uWu to see ÚwÚ thee >_< weaw 
thy :33 heawt ^-^ in a x3 scawf! 
uWu OWWANDO. >_> It is >_> my ÚwÚ awm. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I :3 thought thy :33 heawt ^w^ had OwO been wounded xDD with >w< the OwO cwaws :3 of a 
;;w;; wion. 
uWu OWWANDO. :33 Wounded it UwU is, but xDD with >w< the ^.^ eyes :3 of a OwO wady. 
ROSALIND. ÚwÚ Did ^-^ youw brother tell :33 you how ^-^ I UwU countewfeited uWu to ^w^ swoon 
uWu when UwU he UwU show'd :33 me ^-^ youw >_> handkewchew? 
uWu OWWANDO. x3 Ay, ^-^ and greater :3 wondews than UwU that. 
ROSALIND. OwO O, ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< whewe :33 you ÚwÚ awe. Nay, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 twue. ;;w;; Thewe >_> was UwU nyevew 
:33 any >_> thing ;;w;; so xDD sudden but >w< the ^.^ fight :3 of x3 two x3 wams ^-^ and Caesar's 
thrasonical uWu bwag :3 of 'I >w< came, >_> saw, ^-^ and overcame.' :3 Fow ^-^ youw brother 
^-^ and >_> my ;;w;; sistew xDD nyo ^-^ soonyew >_< met but :33 they look'd; xDD nyo ^-^ soonyew OwO wook'd but 
:33 they ^-^ wov'd; xDD nyo ^-^ soonyew :3 wov'd but :33 they UwU sigh'd; xDD nyo ^-^ soonyew >_< sigh'd but 
:33 they ask'd >w< onye uWu anyothew >w< the x3 weason; xDD nyo ^-^ soonyew ^-^ knyew >w< the :3 weason but 
:33 they sought >w< the OwO wemedy- ^-^ and ^-^ in uWu these OwO degwees have :33 they uWu made >_< paiw 
:3 of ÚwÚ staiws uWu to marriage, xDD which :33 they >w< wiww ^-^ cwimb uWu incontinyent, >w< ow else 
>_< be incontinent :33 befowe uWu mawwiage. xDD They are ^-^ in >w< the :3 vewy >w< wwath :3 of 
love, ^-^ and :33 they >w< wiww together. Clubs ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ pawt uWu them. 
uWu OWWANDO. xDD They >_< shaww >_< be married UwU to-mowwow; ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 bid >w< the xDD Duke 
uWu to >w< the >_< nyuptiaw. >w< But, OwO O, how OwO bittew a >_> thing it is uWu to >w< wook uWu into 
happiness through uWu anyothew man's eyes! By ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >w< the :33 mowe >_< shaww ^-^ I 
uWu to-mowwow >_< be :3 at >w< the :3 height :3 of >w< heawt-heavinyess, :3 by how ÚwÚ much ^-^ I 
>_< shaww xDD think >_> my brother happy ^-^ in having what UwU he UwU wishes >_< fow. 
ROSALIND. :3 Why, uWu then, uWu to-mowwow ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_> sewve ^-^ youw ^w^ tuwn for 
Rosalind? 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I ^w^ can >_< wive xDD nyo >_> wongew :3 by OwO thinking. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 weawy ^.^ you, uWu then, xDD nyo >_> wongew xDD with xDD idwe talking. x3 Knyow 
:3 of :33 me ^-^ then- for now ^-^ I UwU speak uWu to ÚwÚ some purpose- ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you are 
a gentleman :3 of ^w^ good ^w^ conceit. ^-^ I UwU speak UwU nyot ^w^ this ^w^ that :33 you OwO shouwd 
;;w;; beaw a ^w^ good >_> opinyion :3 of >_> my >w< knyowwedge, x3 insomuch ^-^ I say ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you 
are; ^w^ nyeithew do ^-^ I UwU wabouw for a greater ^-^ esteem than ^w^ may ^-^ in ÚwÚ some 
^-^ wittwe :3 measuwe draw a >w< bewief OwO fwom ^.^ you, uWu to do :33 youwsewf ^.^ good, ^-^ and 
UwU nyot uWu to ^.^ gwace >w< me. ;;w;; Bewieve uWu then, >_> if :33 you please, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ can do 
^-^ stwange >_< things. ^-^ I uWu have, >_> since ^-^ I >_> was xDD thwee :33 yeaw >_< owd, convers'd 
xDD with a OwO magician, :3 most ^w^ pwofound ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU awt ^-^ and yet UwU nyot ÚwÚ damnyabwe. 
UwU If :33 you do :33 wove >w< Wosawind ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw >w< the :33 heawt ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw :3 gestuwe cries 
it x3 out, uWu when ^-^ youw brother ;;w;; mawwies >_< Awienya >_< shaww :33 you >w< mawwy x3 hew. ^-^ I 
>_< knyow uWu into what straits :3 of xDD fowtunye she is uWu dwiven; ^-^ and it is UwU nyot 
:3 impossibwe uWu to me, >_> if it ÚwÚ appeaw UwU nyot >w< inconvenyient uWu to ^.^ you, uWu to ^w^ set 
;;w;; hew :33 befowe ^-^ youw ^.^ eyes x3 to-mowwow, uWu human ÚwÚ as she UwU is, ^-^ and :33 without :33 any 
:3 dangew. 
uWu OWWANDO. :3 Speak'st >w< thou ^-^ in sober ^.^ meanyings? 
ROSALIND. By >_> my >_< wife, ^-^ I ^w^ do; xDD which ^-^ I tender dearly, though ^-^ I say ^-^ I 
am a UwU magician. Therefore put :33 you ^-^ in ^-^ youw uWu best OwO awway, :33 bid ^-^ youw 
:3 fwiends; for >_> if :33 you >w< wiww >_< be married x3 to-mowwow, :33 you uWu shaww; ^-^ and uWu to 
ÚwÚ Wosawind, >_> if :33 you :3 wiww. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIWVIUS ^-^ and ÚwÚ PHEBE 

x3 Wook, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes a >_> wovew :3 of uWu minye, ^-^ and a >_> wovew :3 of uWu hews. 
>_> PHEBE. xDD Youth, :33 you have ^w^ donye :33 me ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ ungentwenyess 
>_< To ^w^ show >w< the letter ^w^ that ^-^ I ^.^ wwit uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot >_> if ^-^ I >w< have. >_> It is >_> my study 
>_< To seem x3 despitefuw ^-^ and ungentle uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
You are >w< thewe >w< fowwow'd :3 by a faithful uWu shephewd; 
ÚwÚ Wook upon :3 him, :33 wove xDD him; UwU he OwO wowships ÚwÚ you. 
>_> PHEBE. Good shepherd, tell ^w^ this ^w^ youth what ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to :3 wove. 
>_> SIWVIUS. >_> It is uWu to >_< be ;;w;; aww uWu made :3 of sighs ^-^ and :33 teaws; 
And ;;w;; so am ^-^ I for ;;w;; Phebe. 
>_> PHEBE. And ^-^ I for ÚwÚ Ganymede. 
uWu OWWANDO. And ^-^ I for ;;w;; Wosawind. 
ROSALIND. And ^-^ I for xDD nyo ^.^ woman. 
>_> SIWVIUS. >_> It is uWu to >_< be ;;w;; aww uWu made :3 of faith ^-^ and service; 
And ;;w;; so am ^-^ I for ;;w;; Phebe. 
>_> PHEBE. And ^-^ I for ÚwÚ Ganymede. 
uWu OWWANDO. And ^-^ I for ;;w;; Wosawind. 
ROSALIND. And ^-^ I for xDD nyo ^.^ woman. 
>_> SIWVIUS. >_> It is uWu to >_< be ;;w;; aww uWu made :3 of ;;w;; fantasy, 
;;w;; Aww uWu made :3 of uWu passion, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww uWu made :3 of wishes; 
;;w;; Aww adoration, duty, ^-^ and OwO obsewvance, 
;;w;; Aww :3 humbwenyess, ;;w;; aww >_> patience, ^-^ and impatience, 
;;w;; Aww ;;w;; puwity, ;;w;; aww UwU twiaw, ;;w;; aww xDD obedience; 
And ;;w;; so am ^-^ I for ;;w;; Phebe. 
>_> PHEBE. And ;;w;; so am ^-^ I for ÚwÚ Ganymede. 
uWu OWWANDO. And ;;w;; so am ^-^ I for ;;w;; Wosawind. 
ROSALIND. And ;;w;; so am ^-^ I for xDD nyo ^.^ woman. 
>_> PHEBE. UwU If ^w^ this >_< be ;;w;; so, why ^w^ bwame :33 you :33 me uWu to :33 wove :33 you? 
>_> SIWVIUS. UwU If ^w^ this >_< be ;;w;; so, why ^w^ bwame :33 you :33 me uWu to :33 wove :33 you? 
uWu OWWANDO. UwU If ^w^ this >_< be ;;w;; so, why ^w^ bwame :33 you :33 me uWu to :33 wove :33 you? 
ROSALIND. ^.^ Why do :33 you UwU speak OwO too, ^w^ 'Why ^w^ bwame :33 you :33 me uWu to :33 wove ÚwÚ you?' 
uWu OWWANDO. >_< To ;;w;; hew ^w^ that is UwU nyot ;;w;; hewe, >_< nyow x3 doth UwU nyot >w< heaw. 
ROSALIND. xDD Pway ^.^ you, xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of this; ÚwÚ 'tis OwO wike >w< the ;;w;; howwing :3 of ^w^ Iwish 
^w^ wowves ÚwÚ against >w< the x3 moon. ^w^ [To uWu SIWVIUS] ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 hewp :33 you >_> if ^-^ I xDD can. 
^w^ [To PHEBE] ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 wove :33 you >_> if ^-^ I xDD couwd.- uWu To-mowwow meet :33 me ;;w;; aww 
together. :33 [ >_< To ÚwÚ PHEBE ] ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< mawwy :33 you >_> if ^-^ evew ^-^ I >w< mawwy woman, 
^-^ and >_< I'ww >_< be married to-morrow. ^w^ [To uWu OWWANDO] ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 satisfy :33 you >_> if 
^-^ evew ^-^ I >_< satisfied ;;w;; man, ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww >_< be married to-morrow. ^w^ [To 
^.^ Siwvius] ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ content :33 you >_> if what pleases :33 you ^w^ contents ^.^ you, ^-^ and 
:33 you >_< shaww >_< be married to-morrow. ^w^ [To uWu OWWANDO] :33 As :33 you :33 wove 
ÚwÚ Wosawind, ÚwÚ meet. ^w^ [To uWu SIWVIUS] :33 As :33 you :33 wove ^-^ Phebe, :33 meet;- ^-^ and ÚwÚ as ^-^ I 
:33 wove xDD nyo woman, >_< I'ww ÚwÚ meet. ;;w;; So, fare :33 you :3 weww; ^-^ I have UwU weft :33 you 
OwO commands. 
>_> SIWVIUS. >_< I'ww UwU nyot OwO faiw, >_> if ^-^ I xDD wive. 
>_> PHEBE. >_> Nyow xDD I. 
uWu OWWANDO. >_> Nyow xDD I. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ The forest 

^-^ Entew :33 TOUCHSTONyE ^-^ and AUDREY 

>_< TOUCHSTONyE. uWu To-mowwow is >w< the joyful x3 day, xDD Audwe'y; uWu to-mowwow >w< wiww ;;w;; we 
>_< be married. 
:33 AUDWEY. ^-^ I do desire it xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my :33 heawt; ^-^ and ^-^ I hope it is xDD nyo 
UwU dishonyest desire uWu to desire uWu to >_< be a woman :3 of >w< the world. uWu Hewe come 
x3 two :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ banyish'd Duke's :3 pages. 

^-^ Entew x3 two ÚwÚ PAGES 

ÚwÚ FIWST :33 PAGE. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ met, uWu honyest xDD gentweman. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. By >_> my :33 twoth, ^w^ weww uWu met. ^w^ Come sit, sit, ^-^ and a song. 
SECOND :33 PAGE. OwO We are for you; ÚwÚ sit ^.^ i' >_> th' :3 middwe. 
ÚwÚ FIWST :33 PAGE. ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we OwO cwap into't ;;w;; woundwy, :33 without x3 hawking, >w< ow 
^w^ spitting, >w< ow saying ;;w;; we are hoarse, xDD which are >w< the :3 onwy prologues 
uWu to a ÚwÚ bad uWu voice? 
SECOND :33 PAGE. I'faith, i'faith; ^-^ and x3 both ^-^ in a tune, OwO wike x3 two :33 gipsies 
on a horse. 

ÚwÚ SONG. 
>_> It >_> was a >_> wovew ^-^ and ^.^ his lass, 
With a ^-^ hey, ^-^ and a UwU ho, ^-^ and a x3 hey nonino, 
:33 That ^.^ o'ew >w< the >_> gween corn-field >w< did ^w^ pass 
^.^ In >w< the ;;w;; spwing time, >w< the :3 onwy ;;w;; pwetty ring time, 
When >_< biwds do ÚwÚ sing, x3 hey OwO ding a ^w^ ding, ding. 
^-^ Sweet >w< wovews :33 wove >w< the spring. 

uWu Between >w< the :3 acwes :3 of >w< the rye, 
With a ^-^ hey, ^-^ and a UwU ho, ^-^ and a x3 hey nonino, 
These ;;w;; pwetty xDD countwy ÚwÚ fowks :3 wouwd lie, 
^.^ In >w< the ;;w;; spwing time, :33 &c. 

^.^ This >_< cawow :33 they began ^w^ that hour, 
With a ^-^ hey, ^-^ and a UwU ho, ^-^ and a x3 hey nonino, 
UwU How ^w^ that a OwO wife >_> was but a UwU fwowew, 
^.^ In >w< the ;;w;; spwing time, :33 &c. 

And x3 thewefowe ^w^ take >w< the present time, 
With a ^-^ hey, ^-^ and a UwU ho, ^-^ and a x3 hey nonino, 
:3 Fow :33 wove is ÚwÚ cwownyed xDD with >w< the prime, 
^.^ In >w< the ;;w;; spwing time, :33 &c. 

>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ^w^ Twuwy, xDD young gentlemen, though >w< thewe >_> was xDD nyo >_> gweat 
:3 mattew ^-^ in >w< the >_< ditty, yet >w< the UwU nyote >_> was :3 vewy ;;w;; untunyeabwe. 
ÚwÚ FIWST :33 PAGE. YOU are deceiv'd, sir; ;;w;; we ÚwÚ kept time, ;;w;; we :33 wost UwU nyot x3 ouw 
time. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. By >_> my :33 twoth, UwU yes; ^-^ I >_> count it but :3 time :33 wost uWu to >_> heaw >_< such 
a x3 foowish song. >_> God :3 buy you; ^-^ and >_> God :33 mend ^-^ youw voices. uWu Come, 
^-^ Audwey. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ The forest 

^-^ Entew :3 DUKE SENIOR, xDD AMIENS, ;;w;; JAQUES, ORLANDO, OLIVER, ^-^ and CELIA 

:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. OwO Dost >w< thou believe, >_< Owwando, ^w^ that >w< the :33 boy 
>_> Can do ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ^w^ that UwU he hath UwU pwomised? 
uWu OWWANDO. ^-^ I uWu sometimes do xDD bewieve ^-^ and uWu sometimes do not: 
:33 As those ^w^ that ^w^ feaw :33 they x3 hope, ^-^ and >_< knyow :33 they >_< feaw. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ WOSAWIND, ;;w;; SIWVIUS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ PHEBE 

ROSALIND. :33 Patience once ^-^ mowe, >w< whiwes x3 ouw OwO compact is urg'd: 
You say, >_> if ^-^ I >_< bwing ^-^ in ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Wosawind, 
You >w< wiww >_< bestow ;;w;; hew on Orlando :33 hewe? 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. :33 That :3 wouwd ;;w;; I, ^w^ had ^-^ I kingdoms uWu to >w< give xDD with x3 hew. 
ROSALIND. And :33 you say :33 you >w< wiww have ;;w;; hew uWu when ^-^ I >_< bwing :33 hew? 
uWu OWWANDO. :33 That :3 wouwd ;;w;; I, were ^-^ I :3 of ;;w;; aww kingdoms ^w^ king. 
ROSALIND. You say ^.^ you'ww >w< mawwy me, >_> if ^-^ I >_< be OwO wiwwing? 
>_> PHEBE. :33 That >w< wiww ;;w;; I, OwO shouwd ^-^ I :33 die >w< the hour ÚwÚ aftew. 
ROSALIND. xDD But >_> if :33 you do :3 wefuse uWu to >w< mawwy me, 
>_< You'ww >w< give :33 youwsewf uWu to ^w^ this :3 most faithful ^-^ shephewd? 
>_> PHEBE. So is >w< the x3 bawgain. 
ROSALIND. You say ^w^ that ^.^ you'ww have ^-^ Phebe, >_> if she will? 
>_> SIWVIUS. OwO Though uWu to have ;;w;; hew ^-^ and ÚwÚ death were x3 both >w< onye OwO thing. 
ROSALIND. ^-^ I have >_< pwomis'd uWu to uWu make ;;w;; aww ^w^ this :3 mattew ^-^ even. 
uWu Keep :33 you ^-^ youw word, O Duke, uWu to >w< give ^-^ youw UwU daughtew; 
You ^-^ youws, >_< Owwando, uWu to >_> weceive ^.^ his UwU daughtew; 
uWu Keep ^-^ youw word, ^-^ Phebe, ^w^ that ^.^ you'ww >w< mawwy me, 
>_> Ow ^w^ ewse, OwO wefusing me, uWu to ^-^ wed ^w^ this uWu shephewd; 
uWu Keep ^-^ youw word, ^-^ Siwvius, ^w^ that ^.^ you'ww >w< mawwy ;;w;; hew 
UwU If she :3 wefuse x3 me; ^-^ and OwO fwom hence ^-^ I go, 
>_< To uWu make uWu these UwU doubts ;;w;; aww ^-^ even. 
Exeunt :3 WOSAWIND ^-^ and CELIA 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. ^-^ I do remember ^-^ in ^w^ this shepherd :33 boy 
^.^ Some lively uWu touches :3 of >_> my UwU daughtew's :33 favouw. 
uWu OWWANDO. ^w^ My lord, >w< the >_> fiwst :3 time ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ evew OwO saw xDD him 
:3 Methought UwU he >_> was a brother uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew. 
>w< But, >_> my ^w^ good lord, ^w^ this :33 boy is forest-born, 
And hath OwO been tutor'd ^-^ in >w< the uWu wudiments 
Of uWu many :33 despewate ;;w;; studies :3 by ^.^ his >w< uncwe, 
^-^ Whom UwU he UwU wepowts uWu to >_< be a >_> gweat OwO magician, 
Obscured ^-^ in >w< the x3 ciwcwe :3 of ^w^ this ÚwÚ fowest. 

^-^ Entew :33 TOUCHSTONyE ^-^ and AUDREY 

:3 JAQUES. ;;w;; Thewe UwU is, ^.^ suwe, uWu anyothew ^w^ fwood ^w^ towawd, ^-^ and uWu these ^w^ coupwes are 
>w< coming uWu to >w< the UwU awk. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes a >_< paiw :3 of :3 vewy ^-^ stwange UwU beasts xDD which 
^-^ in ;;w;; aww tongues are call'd fools. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. x3 Sawutation ^-^ and uWu gweeting uWu to :33 you >_> aww! 
:3 JAQUES. Good >_> my lord, :33 bid xDD him x3 wewcome. ^.^ This is >w< the motley-minded 
gentleman ^w^ that ^-^ I have ;;w;; so x3 often >_< met ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ fowest. He hath OwO been a 
>_< couwtiew, UwU he swears. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. UwU If :33 any man ÚwÚ doubt that, let xDD him put :33 me uWu to >_> my ;;w;; puwgation. 
^-^ I have trod a >_> measuwe; ^-^ I have ÚwÚ fwatt'wed a x3 wady; ^-^ I have OwO been 
:3 powitic xDD with >_> my ^.^ fwiend, OwO smooth xDD with mine xDD enyemy; ^-^ I have ;;w;; undonye 
xDD thwee ^-^ taiwows; ^-^ I have ^w^ had :3 fouw q-quawwews, ^-^ and OwO wike uWu to have fought 
^w^ onye. 
:3 JAQUES. And how >_> was ^w^ that xDD ta'en >_> up? 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Faith, ;;w;; we ^w^ met, ^-^ and x3 found >w< the :3 quawwew >_> was upon >w< the 
>_> seventh cause. 
:3 JAQUES. UwU How >_> seventh ÚwÚ cause? Good >_> my lord, OwO wike ^w^ this fellow. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. ^-^ I OwO wike xDD him :3 vewy ^.^ weww. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. >_> God :3 'iwd ^.^ you, sir; ^-^ I desire :33 you :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ wike. ^-^ I ^-^ pwess ^-^ in 
;;w;; hewe, sir, ^.^ amongst >w< the :33 west :3 of >w< the xDD countwy >w< copuwatives, uWu to xDD sweaw 
^-^ and uWu to ^w^ fowsweaw, uWu accowding ÚwÚ as ^-^ mawwiage x3 binds ^-^ and UwU bwood breaks. xDD A 
x3 poow virgin, sir, :3 an ^-^ iww-favouw'd ^w^ thing, sir, but mine UwU own; a 
x3 poow OwO humouw :3 of uWu minye, sir, uWu to ^w^ take ^w^ that ^w^ that man else :3 wiww. xDD Wich 
uWu honyesty UwU dwewws OwO wike a OwO misew, sir, ^-^ in a x3 poow house; ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw >_< peaww 
^-^ in ^-^ youw ÚwÚ fouw OwO oystew. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. By >_> my faith, UwU he is :3 vewy ÚwÚ swift ^-^ and sententious. 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ Accowding uWu to >w< the ^-^ foow's ^-^ bowt, sir, ^-^ and >_< such ^-^ duwcet 
diseases. 
:3 JAQUES. >w< But, for >w< the >_> seventh UwU cause: how >w< did :33 you find >w< the :3 quawwew on 
>w< the >_> seventh ÚwÚ cause? 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ÚwÚ Upon a >_< wie seven xDD times removed- ;;w;; beaw ^-^ youw body :33 mowe 
^w^ seeming, Audrey- ÚwÚ as thus, ^-^ siw. ^-^ I >w< did ;;w;; diswike >w< the cut :3 of a x3 cewtain 
:3 couwtiew's ;;w;; beawd; UwU he >_> sent :33 me word, >_> if ^-^ I ^-^ said ^.^ his >w< beawd >_> was UwU nyot 
cut UwU weww, UwU he >_> was ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; mind it ÚwÚ was. ^.^ This is call'd >w< the >_> Wetowt 
ÚwÚ Couwteous. UwU If ^-^ I >_> sent xDD him :3 wowd ;;w;; again it >_> was UwU nyot ^w^ weww >w< cut, UwU he :3 wouwd 
^.^ send :33 me :3 wowd UwU he cut it uWu to UwU pwease ^.^ himsewf. ^.^ This is call'd >w< the Quip 
xDD Modest. UwU If ;;w;; again it >_> was UwU nyot ^w^ weww >w< cut, UwU he disabled >_> my >w< judgment. 
^.^ This is call'd >w< the >_> Wepwy ^.^ Chuwwish. UwU If ;;w;; again it >_> was UwU nyot ^w^ weww >w< cut, 
UwU he :3 wouwd answer ^-^ I spake UwU nyot :3 twue. ^.^ This is call'd >w< the Reproof 
>w< Vawiant. UwU If ;;w;; again it >_> was UwU nyot ^w^ weww >w< cut, UwU he :3 wouwd say ^-^ I :33 wie. ^.^ This 
is call'd >w< the >_< Countewcheck Quarrelsome. And ;;w;; so uWu to >w< the Lie 
OwO Ciwcumstantiaw ^-^ and >w< the Lie ^w^ Diwect. 
:3 JAQUES. And how oft >w< did :33 you say ^.^ his >w< beawd >_> was UwU nyot ^w^ weww ;;w;; cut? 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. ^-^ I durst ^w^ go xDD nyo further than >w< the Lie ^w^ Ciwcumstantiaw, >_< nyow 
UwU he durst UwU nyot >w< give :33 me >w< the Lie ;;w;; Diwect; ^-^ and ;;w;; so ;;w;; we ^-^ measuw'd swords 
^-^ and >_> pawted. 
:3 JAQUES. >_> Can :33 you ^-^ nyominyate ^-^ in UwU owdew now >w< the OwO degwees :3 of >w< the ;;w;; wie? 
>_< TOUCHSTONyE. OwO O, sir, ;;w;; we :3 quawwew ^-^ in print :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ book, ÚwÚ as :33 you have 
xDD books for ^w^ good uWu mannyews. ^-^ I >w< wiww name :33 you >w< the ^-^ degwees. ^.^ The first, 
>w< the >_> Wetowt x3 Couwteous; >w< the second, >w< the Quip Modest; >w< the >_< thiwd, >w< the 
>_> Wepwy uWu Chuwwish; >w< the x3 fouwth, >w< the Reproof :3 Vawiant; >w< the ÚwÚ fifth, >w< the 
>_< Countewcheck ^.^ Quawwewsome; >w< the UwU sixth, >w< the Lie xDD with OwO Ciwcumstance; 
>w< the seventh, >w< the Lie ^w^ Diwect. ;;w;; Aww uWu these :33 you ^w^ may ^.^ avoid but >w< the Lie 
;;w;; Diwect; ^-^ and :33 you ^w^ may ^.^ avoid ^w^ that x3 too xDD with :3 an If. ^-^ I ^-^ knyew uWu when seven 
>_< justices ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ^w^ take :3 up a :33 quawwew; but uWu when >w< the ^w^ pawties were 
>_< met OwO themsewves, >w< onye :3 of them :3 thought but :3 of :3 an If, as: OwO 'If :33 you 
^-^ said ;;w;; so, :33 then ^-^ I ^-^ said so.' And :33 they :3 shook OwO hands, ^-^ and ^.^ swowe 
^-^ bwothews. ;;w;; Youw UwU If is >w< the :3 onwy peace-maker; ÚwÚ much virtue ^-^ in If. 
:3 JAQUES. Is UwU nyot ^w^ this a ÚwÚ wawe fellow, >_> my >_> wowd? 
He's ÚwÚ as ^w^ good :3 at :33 any ^w^ thing, ^-^ and yet a OwO foow. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. He uses ^.^ his folly OwO wike a UwU stawking-howse, ^-^ and ^.^ undew >w< the 
presentation :3 of ^w^ that UwU he shoots ^.^ his :3 wit: 

^-^ Entew HYMEN, ^-^ WOSAWIND, ^-^ and :3 CEWIA. UwU Stiww >_< MUSIC 

HYMEN. UwU Then is >w< thewe ^.^ miwth ^-^ in :33 heaven, 
When ^-^ eawthwy things uWu made uWu even 
OwO Atonye together. 
Good Duke, >_> weceive thy UwU daughtew; 
OwO Hymen OwO fwom :3 heaven brought >w< hew, 
x3 Yea, brought ;;w;; hew hither, 
:33 That >w< thou ^w^ mightst :33 join ;;w;; hew UwU hand xDD with uWu his, 
>_< Whose :33 heawt >_> within ^.^ his bosom ^.^ is. 
ROSALIND. ^w^ [To ÚwÚ DUKE] >_< To :33 you ^-^ I >w< give x3 mysewf, for ^-^ I am >w< youws. 
^w^ [To uWu OWWANDO] >_< To :33 you ^-^ I >w< give x3 mysewf, for ^-^ I am >w< youws. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. UwU If >w< thewe >_< be >_> twuth ^-^ in sight, :33 you are >_> my ;;w;; daughtew. 
uWu OWWANDO. UwU If >w< thewe >_< be >_> twuth ^-^ in sight, :33 you are >_> my ;;w;; Wosawind. 
>_> PHEBE. UwU If :33 sight ^-^ and shape >_< be ;;w;; twue, 
^.^ Why uWu then, >_> my :33 wove >_< adieu! 
ROSALIND. >_< I'ww have xDD nyo ^-^ fathew, >_> if :33 you >_< be UwU nyot x3 he; 
>_< I'ww have xDD nyo :3 husband, >_> if :33 you >_< be UwU nyot x3 he; 
>_> Nyow >w< nye'ew ^-^ wed woman, >_> if :33 you >_< be UwU nyot ^w^ she. 
HYMEN. ^w^ Peace, uWu ho! ^-^ I bar ÚwÚ confusion; 
'Tis ^-^ I must uWu make xDD concwusion 
Of uWu these :3 most ^-^ stwange ^w^ events. 
Here's xDD eight ^w^ that must ^w^ take >w< hands 
>_< To :33 join ^-^ in ^w^ Hymen's ÚwÚ bands, 
UwU If >_> twuth UwU howds OwO twue contents. 
You ^-^ and :33 you xDD nyo x3 cwoss >_< shaww :3 pawt; 
You ^-^ and :33 you are :33 heawt ^-^ in :33 heawt; 
You uWu to ^.^ his :33 wove must ;;w;; accowd, 
>_> Ow have a woman uWu to ^-^ youw OwO wowd; 
You ^-^ and :33 you are ^w^ suwe xDD togethew, 
:33 As >w< the xDD wintew uWu to ÚwÚ fouw x3 weathew. 
Whiles a wedlock-hymn ;;w;; we ÚwÚ sing, 
OwO Feed :33 youwsewves xDD with >_< questionying, 
:33 That :3 weason x3 wondew ^w^ may OwO diminyish, 
UwU How UwU thus ;;w;; we ^w^ met, ^-^ and uWu these things >_< finyish. 

x3 SONG 
;;w;; Wedding is >_> gweat Juno's >_> cwown; 
O xDD bwessed >_< bond :3 of board ^-^ and ^.^ bed! 
'Tis OwO Hymen ;;w;; peopwes >_> evewy >_> town; 
High wedlock :33 then >_< be ^w^ honyouwed. 
UwU Honyouw, >_> high ;;w;; honyouw, ^-^ and OwO wenyown, 
>_< To Hymen, x3 god :3 of >_> evewy OwO town! 

:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. O >_> my dear ÚwÚ nyiece, >_< wewcome >w< thou UwU awt uWu to me! 
uWu Even ;;w;; daughtew, >_< wewcome ^-^ in xDD nyo less >_< degwee. 
>_> PHEBE. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< eat >_> my word, now >w< thou UwU awt mine; 
>w< Thy faith >_> my uWu fancy uWu to ÚwÚ thee x3 doth combine. 

^-^ Entew UwU JAQUES UwU de :33 BOYS 

UwU JAQUES UwU de uWu BOYS. Let :33 me have audience for a :3 wowd >w< ow ^w^ two. 
^-^ I am >w< the ;;w;; second ^-^ son :3 of old :3 Siw xDD Wowwand, 
:33 That >_< bwing uWu these >_< tidings uWu to ^w^ this ^.^ faiw assembly. 
xDD Duke ^-^ Fwedewick, hearing how ^w^ that >_> evewy x3 day 
>w< Men :3 of >_> gweat worth ^-^ wesowted uWu to ^w^ this UwU fowest, 
Address'd a ^w^ mighty OwO powew; xDD which were on >w< foot, 
^.^ In ^.^ his ^-^ own ^w^ conduct, x3 puwposewy uWu to ^w^ take 
:33 His brother ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ and put xDD him uWu to >w< the sword; 
And uWu to >w< the skirts :3 of ^w^ this wild >w< wood UwU he >w< came, 
Where, OwO meeting xDD with :3 an old >_> wewigious ;;w;; man, 
uWu Aftew ÚwÚ some >w< question xDD with :3 him, >_> was >_< convewted 
ÚwÚ Both OwO fwom ^.^ his >_> entewpwise ^-^ and OwO fwom >w< the :3 wowwd; 
:33 His crown xDD bequeathing uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ banyish'd ^-^ bwothew, 
And ;;w;; aww their >_< wands ^.^ westow'd uWu to them ;;w;; again 
:33 That were xDD with xDD him >_> exiw'd. ^.^ This uWu to >_< be OwO twue 
^-^ I do engage >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. ^-^ Wewcome, xDD young man. 
Thou ^w^ offew'st uWu faiwwy uWu to thy OwO bwothews' :3 wedding: 
>_< To :3 onye, ^.^ his >_< wands :3 withhewd; ^-^ and uWu to >w< the >w< othew, 
xDD A ^w^ wand ^w^ itsewf :3 at OwO wawge, a potent >_> dukedom. 
^-^ Fiwst, ^-^ in ^w^ this forest let uWu us do those ^w^ ends 
:33 That ÚwÚ hewe were ^w^ weww >_< begun ^-^ and ^w^ weww ^.^ begot; 
And :33 aftew, >_> evewy :3 of ^w^ this happy number, 
:33 That have endur'd ^-^ shwewd ^-^ days ^-^ and nights xDD with us, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ shawe >w< the ^w^ good :3 of x3 ouw uWu wetuwnyed ^w^ fowtunye, 
^-^ Accowding uWu to >w< the :3 measuwe :3 of their x3 states. 
;;w;; Meantime, forget ^w^ this ^-^ nyew-faww'n ^w^ dignyity, 
And x3 faww uWu into x3 ouw :33 wustic revelry. 
:33 Pway, >_< music; ^-^ and :33 you ^.^ bwides ^-^ and uWu bwidegwooms >w< aww, 
With :3 measuwe ÚwÚ heap'd ^-^ in joy, uWu to >_> th' ÚwÚ measuwes fall. 
:3 JAQUES. x3 Siw, :3 by ^-^ youw ^.^ patience. UwU If ^-^ I heard :33 you ;;w;; wightwy, 
^.^ The xDD Duke hath put on a >_> wewigious >_< wife, 
And thrown uWu into neglect >w< the >_> pompous ^.^ couwt. 
UwU JAQUES DE uWu BOYS. He hath. 
:3 JAQUES. >_< To xDD him >w< wiww xDD I. >_> Out :3 of uWu these >_< convewtites 
;;w;; Thewe is ÚwÚ much :3 mattew uWu to >_< be heard ^-^ and x3 weawn'd. 
^w^ [To ÚwÚ DUKE] You uWu to ^-^ youw uWu fowmew >w< honyouw ^-^ I ;;w;; bequeath; 
;;w;; Youw x3 patience ^-^ and ^-^ youw virtue ^w^ weww >w< desewves uWu it. 
^w^ [To uWu OWWANDO] You uWu to a :33 wove ^w^ that ^-^ youw OwO twue faith x3 doth uWu mewit; 
^w^ [To OLIVER] You uWu to ^-^ youw land, ^-^ and love, ^-^ and >_> gweat ^.^ awwies 
^w^ [To uWu SIWVIUS] You uWu to a long ^-^ and ^w^ weww-desewved bed; 
^w^ [To TOUCHSTONE] And :33 you uWu to xDD wwangwing; for thy >_> woving voyage 
Is but for x3 two ^w^ months ÚwÚ victuaww'd.- So uWu to ^-^ youw >_> pweasuwes; 
^-^ I am for x3 othew than for dancing OwO measuwes. 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. Stay, Jaques, stay. 
:3 JAQUES. >_< To see xDD nyo :33 pastime xDD I. :3 What :33 you :3 wouwd have 
>_< I'ww x3 stay uWu to >_< knyow :3 at ^-^ youw ÚwÚ abandon'd cave. x3 Exit 
:3 DUKE ;;w;; SENyIOW. :3 Pwoceed, ;;w;; pwoceed. OwO We >w< wiww begin uWu these :33 wites, 
:33 As ;;w;; we do xDD twust ^.^ they'ww ^w^ end, ^-^ in OwO twue ^.^ dewights. ^.^ [A ;;w;; dance] Exeunt 

^.^ EPIWOGUE 
>_< EPIWOGUE. 
ROSALIND. >_> It is UwU nyot >w< the ÚwÚ fashion uWu to see >w< the lady >w< the >_> epiwogue; but 
it is xDD nyo :33 mowe UwU unhandsome than uWu to see >w< the lord >w< the ^w^ pwowogue. UwU If it 
>_< be OwO twue ^w^ that ^w^ good ^.^ winye xDD nyeeds xDD nyo bush, ÚwÚ 'tis OwO twue ^w^ that a ^w^ good uWu pway 
xDD nyeeds xDD nyo OwO epiwogue. ^w^ Yet uWu to ^w^ good ^.^ winye :33 they do ÚwÚ use ^w^ good x3 bushes; ^-^ and 
^w^ good UwU pways >_< pwove >w< the xDD bettew :3 by >w< the :33 hewp :3 of ^w^ good ^-^ epiwogues. :3 What a 
case am ^-^ I ^-^ in uWu then, ^w^ that am ^w^ nyeithew a ^w^ good :33 epiwogue, >_< nyow ;;w;; cannyot 
uWu insinyuate xDD with :33 you ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ behawf :3 of a ^w^ good play! ^-^ I am UwU nyot 
furnish'd OwO wike a uWu beggaw; x3 thewefowe uWu to >w< beg >w< wiww UwU nyot ^-^ become >w< me. ^w^ My 
x3 way is uWu to ^-^ conjuwe you; ^-^ and >_< I'ww begin xDD with >w< the OwO women. ^-^ I charge 
^.^ you, O ^w^ women, for >w< the :33 wove :33 you ;;w;; beaw uWu to men, uWu to OwO wike ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much :3 of 
^w^ this uWu pway ÚwÚ as UwU pwease you; ^-^ and ^-^ I charge ^.^ you, O men, for >w< the :33 wove 
:33 you ;;w;; beaw uWu to :3 women- ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :3 pewceive :3 by ^-^ youw OwO simp'wing none :3 of :33 you 
^.^ hates them- ^w^ that between :33 you ^-^ and >w< the :33 women >w< the uWu pway ^w^ may :33 pwease. 
UwU If ^-^ I were a woman, ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> kiss ÚwÚ as uWu many :3 of :33 you ÚwÚ as ^w^ had beards ^w^ that 
pleas'd me, complexions ^w^ that UwU wik'd me, ^-^ and OwO bweaths ^w^ that ^-^ I ;;w;; defied 
not; UwU and, ^-^ I am ^.^ suwe, ÚwÚ as uWu many ÚwÚ as have ^w^ good >_> beawds, >w< ow ^w^ good uWu faces, 
>w< ow sweet >_> bweaths, will, for >_> my uWu kind ^.^ offew, uWu when ^-^ I uWu make ;;w;; cuwtsy, 
:33 bid :33 me farewell. 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 





:3 1593 

>w< THE COMEDY UwU OF ERRORS 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



^.^ <<THIS uWu EWECTWONyIC :3 VEWSION UwU OF >w< THE OwO COMPWETE uWu WOWKS UwU OF WILLIAM 
>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
^-^ WITH ÚwÚ PEWMISSION. uWu EWECTWONyIC ^.^ AND ÚwÚ MACHINyE ÚwÚ WEADABWE COPIES :33 MAY OwO BE 
:33 DISTWIBUTED ^.^ SO LONG OwO AS >_< SUCH COPIES (1) >w< AWE OwO FOW >w< YOUW :3 OW :33 OTHEWS 
>_> PEWSONyAW :33 USE ONLY, ^.^ AND >w< (2) >w< AWE :33 NyOT :33 DISTWIBUTED :3 OW >w< USED 
:3 COMMEWCIAWWY. UwU PWOHIBITED OwO COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES BY >_> ANY 
SERVICE >_< THAT ^w^ CHAWGES OwO FOW OwO DOWNWOAD TIME :3 OW OwO FOW xDD MEMBEWSHIP.>> 


OwO DWAMATIS x3 PEWSONyAE 

:33 SOWINyUS, xDD Duke :3 of Ephesus 
xDD AEGEON, a merchant :3 of OwO Sywacuse 

xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ^-^ EPHESUS twin OwO bwothews ^-^ and sons uWu to 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF SYRACUSE ;;w;; Aegion ^-^ and ^w^ Aemewia 

>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ^-^ EPHESUS twin >_< bwothews, ^-^ and attendants on 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF SYRACUSE >w< the x3 two >w< Antiphowuses 

BALTHAZAR, a merchant 
uWu ANGEWO, a uWu gowdsmith 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> MEWCHANT, uWu fwiend uWu to Antipholus :3 of OwO Sywacuse 
SECOND >_> MEWCHANT, uWu to whom >_> Angewo is a ^-^ debtow 
;;w;; PINCH, a ;;w;; schoowmastew 

:33 AEMIWIA, uWu wife uWu to ^.^ AEgeon; :3 an uWu abbess :3 at Ephesus 
:3 ADWIANyA, uWu wife uWu to Antipholus :3 of Ephesus 
x3 WUCIANyA, ;;w;; hew ;;w;; sistew 
LUCE, servant uWu to ^.^ Adwianya 

xDD A >w< COUWTEZAN 

^w^ Gaowew, ^w^ Officews, ^.^ Attendants 





OwO SCENyE: 
Ephesus 


^.^ <<THIS uWu EWECTWONyIC :3 VEWSION UwU OF >w< THE OwO COMPWETE uWu WOWKS UwU OF WILLIAM 
>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
^-^ WITH ÚwÚ PEWMISSION. uWu EWECTWONyIC ^.^ AND ÚwÚ MACHINyE ÚwÚ WEADABWE COPIES :33 MAY OwO BE 
:33 DISTWIBUTED ^.^ SO LONG OwO AS >_< SUCH COPIES (1) >w< AWE OwO FOW >w< YOUW :3 OW :33 OTHEWS 
>_> PEWSONyAW :33 USE ONLY, ^.^ AND >w< (2) >w< AWE :33 NyOT :33 DISTWIBUTED :3 OW >w< USED 
:3 COMMEWCIAWWY. UwU PWOHIBITED OwO COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES BY >_> ANY 
SERVICE >_< THAT ^w^ CHAWGES OwO FOW OwO DOWNWOAD TIME :3 OW OwO FOW xDD MEMBEWSHIP.>> 




>w< THE COMEDY UwU OF ERRORS 

>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE >_< 1 

xDD A xDD haww ^-^ in >w< the >w< DUKE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF EPHESUS, xDD AEGEON, >w< the Merchant 
:3 of Syracuse, :3 GAOWEW, ^w^ OFFICEWS, ^-^ and x3 othew x3 ATTENDANTS 

>_< AEGEON. :3 Pwoceed, ^w^ Sowinyus, uWu to >_> pwocuwe >_> my :33 faww, 
And :3 by >w< the ^-^ doom :3 of ÚwÚ death UwU end ^-^ woes ^-^ and ÚwÚ aww. 
:33 DUKE. Merchant :3 of Syracuse, xDD pwead xDD nyo >_< mowe; 
^-^ I am UwU nyot partial uWu to uWu infwinge x3 ouw laws. 
^.^ The xDD enmity ^-^ and :33 discowd xDD which :3 of OwO wate 
Sprung OwO fwom >w< the >_> wancowous UwU outwage :3 of ^-^ youw >w< duke 
>_< To UwU mewchants, x3 ouw ÚwÚ weww-deawing >_< countwymen, 
^-^ Who, ;;w;; wanting ^w^ guiwdews uWu to ^-^ wedeem their x3 wives, 
>_< Have >w< seaw'd ^.^ his ;;w;; wigowous ^.^ statutes xDD with their :33 bwoods, 
>_> Excwudes ;;w;; aww :33 pity OwO fwom x3 ouw threat'ning looks. 
^.^ Fow, >_> since >w< the x3 mowtaw ^-^ and >w< intestinye jars 
^.^ 'Twixt thy ;;w;; seditious OwO countwymen ^-^ and us, 
>_> It hath ^-^ in solemn uWu synyods OwO been >_> decweed, 
ÚwÚ Both :3 by >w< the :33 Sywacusians ^-^ and >_> ouwsewves, 
>_< To xDD admit xDD nyo ;;w;; twaffic uWu to x3 ouw >w< advewse towns; 
Nay, :3 mowe: >_> if :33 any >w< bown :3 at Ephesus 
;;w;; Be seen :3 at :33 any >_< Sywacusian marts ^-^ and x3 faiws; 
Again, >_> if :33 any >_< Sywacusian >w< bown 
^w^ Come uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ bay :3 of ÚwÚ Ephesus-he >_> dies, 
:33 His OwO goods confiscate uWu to >w< the Duke's ^.^ dispose, 
uWu Unwess a >_> thousand ^-^ mawks >_< be levied, 
>_< To uWu quit >w< the penalty ^-^ and uWu to ^.^ wansom ^-^ him. 
>w< Thy :3 substance, UwU vawued :3 at >w< the >w< highest rate, 
^w^ Cannyot amount >_< unto a x3 hundwed marks; 
Therefore :3 by :3 waw >w< thou UwU awt ÚwÚ condemn'd uWu to ^.^ die. 
>_< AEGEON. ^w^ Yet ^w^ this >_> my xDD comfowt: uWu when ^-^ youw >_> wowds are x3 donye, 
^w^ My ^-^ woes UwU end ÚwÚ wikewise xDD with >w< the >_< evenying :3 sun. 
:33 DUKE. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ Sywacusian, say ^-^ in ^w^ bwief >w< the >_< cause 
^.^ Why >w< thou departed'st OwO fwom thy native ;;w;; home, 
And for what >_< cause >w< thou >w< cam'st uWu to Ephesus. 
>_< AEGEON. xDD A >_< heaview ^-^ task ^-^ couwd UwU nyot have OwO been OwO impos'd 
uWu Than ^-^ I uWu to UwU speak >_> my griefs unspeakable; 
uWu Yet, ^w^ that >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ may x3 witnyess ^w^ that >_> my UwU end 
uWu Was :33 wwought :3 by UwU nyatuwe, UwU nyot :3 by :3 viwe offence, 
>_< I'ww ;;w;; uttew what >_> my >_> sowwow xDD gives :33 me leave. 
^.^ In OwO Sywacuse >_> was ^-^ I born, ^-^ and ^-^ wed 
uWu Unto a woman, happy but for me, 
And :3 by me, ^w^ had UwU nyot x3 ouw >_< hap OwO been x3 bad. 
With ;;w;; hew ^-^ I :3 wiv'd ^-^ in ^w^ joy; x3 ouw xDD weawth >_> incweas'd 
By x3 pwospewous voyages ^-^ I x3 often uWu made 
>_< To :3 Epidamnyum; :3 tiww >_> my :3 factow's >_< death, 
And >w< the >_> gweat OwO cawe :3 of OwO goods :3 at uWu wandom ;;w;; weft, 
Drew :33 me OwO fwom uWu kind >_< embwacements :3 of >_> my >_< spouse: 
^w^ Fwom whom >_> my ;;w;; absence >_> was UwU nyot six ^w^ months >_< owd, 
:3 Befowe >_> hewsewf, almost :3 at fainting ^.^ undew 
^.^ The >_< pweasing :33 punyishment ^w^ that :33 women ^.^ beaw, 
Had uWu made xDD pwovision for ;;w;; hew following me, 
And UwU soon ^-^ and >_> safe x3 awwived >w< whewe ^-^ I ÚwÚ was. 
;;w;; Thewe ^w^ had she UwU nyot OwO been long but she x3 became 
xDD A joyful mother :3 of x3 two goodly sons; 
And, xDD which >_> was >_< stwange, >w< the >w< onye ;;w;; so OwO wike >w< the x3 othew 
:33 As ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >_< be >_> disdnguish'd but :3 by names. 
:33 That :3 vewy hour, ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the xDD sewf-same inn, 
xDD A UwU mean woman >_> was delivered 
Of >_< such a burden, uWu mawe >_> twins, x3 both uWu awike. 
Those, for their parents were :3 exceeding poor, 
^-^ I ;;w;; bought, ^-^ and brought :3 up uWu to ^-^ attend >_> my :3 sons. 
^w^ My ÚwÚ wife, UwU nyot UwU meanwy ÚwÚ pwoud :3 of x3 two >_< such ÚwÚ boys, 
^-^ Made daily motions for x3 ouw home ÚwÚ wetuwn; 
^.^ Unwiwwing, ^-^ I ÚwÚ agweed. Alas! x3 too UwU soon 
OwO We came aboard. 
xDD A OwO weague OwO fwom :3 Epidamnyum ^w^ had ;;w;; we sail'd 
:3 Befowe >w< the :33 awways-wind-obeying ;;w;; deep 
;;w;; Gave :33 any ;;w;; twagic >_< instance :3 of x3 ouw :33 hawm: 
xDD But >_> wongew >w< did ;;w;; we UwU nyot :3 wetain ÚwÚ much x3 hope, 
:3 Fow what ^w^ obscuwed :3 wight >w< the heavens >w< did ÚwÚ gwant 
ÚwÚ Did but ^.^ convey >_< unto x3 ouw OwO feawfuw >w< minds 
xDD A doubtful warrant :3 of ÚwÚ immediate >_> death; 
Which though myself :3 wouwd uWu gwadwy have embrac'd, 
^w^ Yet >w< the >w< incessant >_> weepings :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ wife, 
OwO Weeping :33 befowe for what she OwO saw must come, 
And uWu piteous :33 pwainyings :3 of >w< the ;;w;; pwetty babes, 
:33 That mourn'd for >w< fashion, ignorant what uWu to fear, 
Forc'd :33 me uWu to >w< seek UwU deways for them ^-^ and >w< me. 
And ^w^ this it ^w^ was, for x3 othew ÚwÚ means >_> was xDD nyonye: 
^.^ The UwU saiwows sought for ^w^ safety :3 by x3 ouw UwU boat, 
And UwU weft >w< the xDD ship, :33 then sinking-ripe, uWu to x3 us; 
^w^ My ÚwÚ wife, :33 mowe :33 cawefuw for >w< the >_> wattew-bown, 
Had xDD fast'nyed xDD him >_< unto a xDD smaww spare ^-^ mast, 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as :33 sea-fawing ^-^ men provide for uWu stowms; 
>_< To xDD him >w< onye :3 of >w< the x3 othew twins >_> was xDD bound, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO been OwO wike heedful :3 of >w< the ;;w;; othew. 
^.^ The :3 chiwdwen UwU thus ÚwÚ dispos'd, >_> my uWu wife ^-^ and ;;w;; I, 
^-^ Fixing x3 ouw ^.^ eyes on whom x3 ouw OwO cawe >_> was >_> fix'd, 
xDD Fast'nyed >_> ouwsewves :3 at OwO eithew UwU end >w< the ^-^ mast, 
And, ;;w;; fwoating UwU stwaight, :3 obedient uWu to >w< the stream, 
uWu Was UwU cawwied ^.^ towawds ^w^ Cowinth, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ^.^ thought. 
x3 At UwU wength >w< the sun, xDD gazing upon >w< the >_> eawth, 
Dispers'd those vapours ^w^ that ^-^ offended x3 us; 
And, :3 by >w< the benefit :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ wished :3 wight, 
^.^ The xDD seas >_> wax'd calm, ^-^ and ;;w;; we ^.^ discovewed 
>_< Two >w< ships OwO fwom far UwU making >_> amain uWu to us- 
Of :3 Cowinth that, :3 of :3 Epidauwus this. 
xDD But ^-^ ewe :33 they :33 came-O, let :33 me say xDD nyo UwU mowe! 
^-^ Gathew >w< the OwO sequew :3 by ^w^ that UwU went OwO befowe. 
:33 DUKE. Nay, :33 fowwawd, old ;;w;; man, do UwU nyot x3 bweak off uWu so; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we ^w^ may pity, though UwU nyot >w< pawdon ;;w;; thee. 
>_< AEGEON. OwO O, ^w^ had >w< the UwU gods ^w^ donye ;;w;; so, ^-^ I ^w^ had UwU nyot now 
Worthily UwU tewm'd them OwO mewciwess uWu to >_> us! 
^.^ Fow, ^-^ ewe >w< the >w< ships ^-^ couwd meet :3 by twice ÚwÚ five uWu weagues, 
OwO We were :3 encount'wed :3 by a ^w^ mighty UwU wock, 
Which being violently :33 bownye >_< upon, 
>_< Ouw ^.^ hewpfuw ^-^ ship >_> was splitted ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; midst; 
So that, ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 unjust >w< divowce :3 of us, 
OwO Fowtunye ^w^ had UwU weft uWu to x3 both :3 of uWu us UwU awike 
:3 What uWu to delight :33 in, what uWu to >_> sowwow >_< fow. 
ÚwÚ Hew >_< pawt, x3 poow ^w^ souw, seeming ÚwÚ as burdened 
With UwU wessew x3 weight, but UwU nyot xDD with UwU wessew ÚwÚ woe, 
uWu Was UwU cawwied xDD with :33 mowe >_< speed :33 befowe >w< the wind; 
And ^-^ in x3 ouw :33 sight :33 they xDD thwee were ^.^ taken :3 up 
By xDD fishewmen :3 of ^w^ Cowinth, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ^.^ thought. 
x3 At UwU wength uWu anyothew ^-^ ship ^w^ had >_> seiz'd on x3 us; 
And, OwO knyowing whom it >_> was their >_< hap uWu to save, 
;;w;; Gave uWu heawthfuw >_< wewcome uWu to their OwO ship-wweck'd guests, 
And :3 wouwd have xDD weft >w< the :3 fishews :3 of their x3 pwey, 
Had UwU nyot their ^-^ bawk OwO been :3 vewy ^-^ swow :3 of ;;w;; saiw; 
And x3 thewefowe :33 homewawd >w< did :33 they ;;w;; bend their >_> couwse. 
Thus have :33 you heard :33 me ^.^ sevew'd OwO fwom >_> my ^w^ bwiss, 
:33 That :3 by ^.^ misfowtunyes >_> was >_> my OwO wife ÚwÚ pwowong'd, 
>_< To tell ;;w;; sad stories :3 of >_> my ^-^ own :3 mishaps. 
:33 DUKE. And, for >w< the >w< sake :3 of them >w< thou ;;w;; sowwowest ^-^ fow, 
:3 Do :33 me >w< the :33 favouw uWu to ÚwÚ diwate :3 at full 
:3 What have ÚwÚ befaww'n :3 of them ^-^ and ÚwÚ thee :3 tiww UwU nyow. 
>_< AEGEON. ^w^ My youngest uWu boy, ^-^ and yet >_> my :3 ewdest ^-^ cawe, 
x3 At eighteen xDD yeaws x3 became inquisitive 
uWu Aftew ^.^ his ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ and importun'd :33 me 
:33 That ^.^ his :3 attendant-so ^.^ his case >_> was ^.^ wike, 
Reft :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ bwothew, but xDD wetain'd ^.^ his >_< nyame- 
:33 Might ;;w;; beaw xDD him company ^-^ in >w< the quest :3 of xDD him; 
^-^ Whom whilst ^-^ I :3 wabouwed :3 of a :33 wove uWu to see, 
^-^ I hazarded >w< the OwO woss :3 of whom ^-^ I ;;w;; wov'd. 
x3 Five summers have ^-^ I ;;w;; spent ^-^ in farthest ^-^ Gweece, 
xDD Woaming :33 cwean through >w< the OwO bounds :3 of ^-^ Asia, 
And, OwO coasting x3 homewawd, came uWu to >_< Ephesus; 
:33 Hopewess uWu to >w< find, yet ^-^ woath uWu to uWu weave UwU unsought 
>_> Ow ^w^ that >w< ow :33 any :3 pwace ^w^ that ^.^ hawbouws UwU men. 
xDD But ÚwÚ hewe must UwU end >w< the ^w^ stowy :3 of >_> my ^-^ wife; 
And happy were ^-^ I ^-^ in >_> my timely >_< death, 
x3 Couwd ;;w;; aww >_> my OwO twavews warrant :33 me :33 they xDD wive. 
:33 DUKE. xDD Hapwess, ^w^ Aegeon, whom >w< the ^.^ fates have mark'd 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw >w< the >_> extwemity :3 of ^w^ diwe OwO mishap! 
xDD Nyow, xDD twust me, were it UwU nyot ÚwÚ against x3 ouw x3 waws, 
Against >_> my ^w^ cwown, >_> my xDD oath, >_> my ^w^ dignyity, 
Which >_< pwinces, :3 wouwd ^.^ they, ^w^ may UwU nyot :3 disannyuw, 
^w^ My ^w^ souw OwO shouwd >_< sue ÚwÚ as UwU advocate for ;;w;; thee. 
xDD But though >w< thou UwU awt adjudged uWu to >w< the >_< death, 
And :3 passed x3 sentence ^w^ may UwU nyot >_< be OwO wecaww'd 
xDD But uWu to x3 ouw honour's >_> gweat ^-^ dispawagement, 
^w^ Yet >w< wiww ^-^ I :33 favouw ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in what ^-^ I xDD can. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, merchant, >_< I'ww limit ÚwÚ thee ^w^ this x3 day 
>_< To >w< seek thy :33 hewp :3 by UwU benyeficiaw x3 hap. 
;;w;; Twy ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< fwiends >w< thou UwU hast ^-^ in >_< Ephesus; 
>_< Beg UwU thou, >w< ow >_> bowwow, uWu to uWu make :3 up >w< the xDD sum, 
And live; >_> if uWu nyo, :33 then >w< thou UwU awt ÚwÚ doom'd uWu to ^.^ die. 
^w^ Gaowew, ^w^ take xDD him uWu to thy ^w^ custody. 
^.^ GAOWEW. ^-^ I will, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_< AEGEON. :33 Hopewess ^-^ and helpless x3 doth Aegeon ;;w;; wend, 
xDD But uWu to OwO pwocwastinyate ^.^ his lifeless >_< end. 
>w< <Exeunt 


^w^ SCENyE OwO 2 

^.^ The :3 mawt 

^-^ Entew xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF :3 SYWACUSE, >_> DWOMIO UwU OF :3 SYWACUSE, ^-^ and ÚwÚ FIWST xDD MEWCHANT 

ÚwÚ FIWST xDD MEWCHANT. ;;w;; Thewefowe, >w< give :33 out :33 you are :3 of ;;w;; Epidamnyum, 
ÚwÚ West ^w^ that ^-^ youw OwO goods x3 too UwU soon >_< be confiscate. 
^.^ This :3 vewy x3 day a >_< Sywacusian merchant 
Is apprehended for >w< awwivaw >_> hewe; 
And, UwU nyot being able uWu to :3 buy :33 out ^.^ his >_< wife, 
^-^ Accowding uWu to >w< the ;;w;; statute :3 of >w< the UwU town, 
Dies ^-^ ewe >w< the :33 weawy sun ^w^ set ^-^ in >w< the :3 west. 
;;w;; Thewe is ^-^ youw ^.^ monyey ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had uWu to keep. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 Go ;;w;; beaw it uWu to >w< the uWu Centauw, >w< whewe ;;w;; we xDD host. 
And x3 stay there, >w< Dwomio, :3 tiww ^-^ I come uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
;;w;; Within ^w^ this hour it >w< wiww >_< be >w< dinnyew-time; 
xDD Tiww that, >_< I'ww ^-^ view >w< the :3 mannyews :3 of >w< the UwU town, 
^.^ Pewuse >w< the traders, >_> gaze upon >w< the UwU buiwdings, 
And :33 then ^w^ wetuwn ^-^ and OwO sweep >_> within mine ^.^ inn; 
:3 Fow xDD with long >_< twavew ^-^ I am stiff ^-^ and :3 weawy. 
Get ÚwÚ thee uWu away. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^w^ Many a man :3 wouwd ^w^ take :33 you :3 at ^-^ youw word, 
And ^w^ go UwU indeed, having ;;w;; so ^w^ good a ^w^ mean. 
^.^ <Exit 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. xDD A ÚwÚ twusty villain, sir, ^w^ that :3 vewy ^-^ oft, 
When ^-^ I am ^.^ duww xDD with OwO cawe ^-^ and uWu mewanchowy, 
xDD Wightens >_> my OwO humouw xDD with ^.^ his uWu mewwy jests. 
^w^ What, >w< wiww :33 you ^.^ wawk xDD with :33 me uWu about >w< the UwU town, 
And :33 then ^w^ go uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ inn ^-^ and dine xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
ÚwÚ FIWST xDD MEWCHANT. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ invited, sir, uWu to x3 cewtain UwU mewchants, 
Of whom ^-^ I hope uWu to uWu make ÚwÚ much benefit; 
^-^ I xDD cwave ^-^ youw xDD pawdon. UwU Soon :3 at ÚwÚ five >_< o'cwock, 
x3 Pwease ^.^ you, >_< I'ww meet xDD with :33 you upon >w< the >w< mawt, 
And afterward OwO consowt :33 you :3 tiww bed time. 
^w^ My present business >w< cawws :33 me OwO fwom :33 you UwU nyow. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ Faweweww :3 tiww ^w^ then. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go ;;w;; wose x3 mysewf, 
And wander :3 up ^-^ and OwO down uWu to ^-^ view >w< the UwU city. 
ÚwÚ FIWST xDD MEWCHANT. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >w< commend :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ own :33 content. 
^.^ <Exit ÚwÚ FIWST xDD MEWCHANT 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. He ^w^ that OwO commends :33 me uWu to mine ^-^ own ÚwÚ content 
xDD Commends :33 me uWu to >w< the >_> thing ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot x3 get. 
^-^ I uWu to >w< the UwU wowwd am OwO wike a drop :3 of water 
:33 That ^-^ in >w< the ocean seeks uWu anyothew ^w^ dwop, 
^-^ Who, uWu fawwing >w< thewe uWu to find ^.^ his uWu fewwow forth, 
^.^ Unseen, >w< inquisitive, confounds ^.^ himsewf. 
So ;;w;; I, uWu to find a mother ^-^ and a ^-^ bwothew, 
^.^ In quest :3 of them, :3 unhappy, ;;w;; wose uWu mysewf. 

^-^ Entew >_> DWOMIO UwU OF ^-^ EPHESUS 

uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the almanac :3 of >_> my OwO twue x3 date. 
:3 What OwO nyow? UwU How >_> chance >w< thou UwU awt xDD wetuwn'd ;;w;; so :3 soon? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Return'd ;;w;; so :33 soon! :3 wathew approach'd x3 too x3 wate. 
^.^ The ;;w;; capon >_< buwns, >w< the uWu pig ;;w;; fawws OwO fwom >w< the xDD spit; 
^.^ The ;;w;; cwock hath strucken xDD twewve upon >w< the :3 beww- 
^w^ My ÚwÚ mistwess uWu made it >w< onye upon >_> my OwO cheek; 
ÚwÚ She is ;;w;; so hot ÚwÚ because >w< the ^.^ meat is >_> cowd, 
^.^ The ^.^ meat is >_< cowd ÚwÚ because :33 you come UwU nyot ;;w;; home, 
You come UwU nyot home ÚwÚ because :33 you have xDD nyo >_< stomach, 
You have xDD nyo >_< stomach, having ^.^ bwoke ^-^ youw :33 fast; 
xDD But ^-^ we, ^w^ that >_< knyow what ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to fast ^-^ and pray, 
;;w;; Awe >_> penyitent for ^-^ youw default xDD to-day. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Stop ^-^ in ^-^ youw wind, sir; tell :33 me ^w^ this, ^-^ I ^.^ pway: 
;;w;; Whewe have :33 you UwU weft >w< the ^.^ monyey ^w^ that ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave :33 you? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ O-Sixpence ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had a >w< Wednyesday last 
>_< To ^-^ pay >w< the ^w^ saddwew for >_> my uWu mistwess' crupper? 
^.^ The ^w^ saddwew ^w^ had ^w^ it, sir; ^-^ I ÚwÚ kept it uWu nyot. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^-^ in a >w< spowtive OwO humouw OwO nyow; 
Tell me, ^-^ and :33 dawwy not, >w< whewe is >w< the >w< monyey? 
OwO We being strangers ;;w;; hewe, how dar'st >w< thou xDD twust 
So >_> gweat a charge OwO fwom ^w^ thinye ^-^ own ^.^ custody? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ I pray :33 you :3 jest, sir, ÚwÚ as :33 you ÚwÚ sit :3 at >_< dinnyew. 
^-^ I OwO fwom >_> my ÚwÚ mistwess come uWu to :33 you ^-^ in post; 
UwU If ^-^ I ;;w;; wetuwn, ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ post UwU indeed, 
:3 Fow she >w< wiww ;;w;; scowe ^-^ youw x3 fauwt upon >_> my ^w^ pate. 
xDD Methinks ^-^ youw :33 maw, OwO wike uWu minye, OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ youw ÚwÚ cwock, 
And ;;w;; stwike :33 you home :33 without a ÚwÚ messengew. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. uWu Come, >w< Dwomio, come, uWu these >w< jests are :33 out :3 of x3 season; 
>_> Wesewve them :3 tiww a ^-^ mewwiew hour than this. 
;;w;; Whewe is >w< the >_< gowd ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave ^-^ in charge uWu to uWu thee? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. >_< To me, >_> siw? :3 Why, :33 you ÚwÚ gave xDD nyo >_< gowd uWu to >w< me. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, >w< siw >_> knyave, have ^w^ donye ^-^ youw ÚwÚ foowishnyess, 
And tell :33 me how >w< thou UwU hast >w< dispos'd thy :33 chawge. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^w^ My charge >_> was but uWu to fetch :33 you OwO fwom >w< the :3 mawt 
Home uWu to ^-^ youw uWu house, >w< the ^w^ Phoenyix, sir, uWu to >_< dinnyew. 
^w^ My ÚwÚ mistwess ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ;;w;; sistew stays for ÚwÚ you. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. xDD Nyow, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am a :33 Chwistian, answer :33 me 
^.^ In what >_> safe :3 pwace :33 you have bestow'd >_> my xDD monyey, 
>_> Ow ^-^ I >_< shaww x3 bweak ^w^ that uWu mewwy sconce :3 of ^-^ youws, 
:33 That ^.^ stands on :33 twicks uWu when ^-^ I am >_> undispos'd. 
;;w;; Whewe is >w< the >_> thousand ^-^ mawks >w< thou ^.^ hadst :3 of ÚwÚ me? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ I have ÚwÚ some ^-^ mawks :3 of ;;w;; youws upon >_> my pate, 
^.^ Some :3 of >_> my uWu mistwess' ^-^ mawks upon >_> my shoulders, 
xDD But UwU nyot a >_> thousand ^-^ mawks between :33 you ^.^ both. 
UwU If ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^-^ pay ^-^ youw worship those >w< again, 
Perchance :33 you >w< wiww UwU nyot ;;w;; beaw them OwO patientwy. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. >w< Thy uWu mistwess' OwO mawks! :3 What mistress, :33 swave, UwU hast ^.^ thou? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ;;w;; Youw :3 wowship's ÚwÚ wife, >_> my ÚwÚ mistwess :3 at >w< the >_< Phoenyix; 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ that x3 doth fast :3 tiww :33 you come home uWu to OwO dinnyew, 
And ^w^ pways ^w^ that :33 you >w< wiww >_< hie :33 you home uWu to >_< dinnyew. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^w^ What, OwO wiwt >w< thou :33 fwout :33 me UwU thus >_< unto >_> my OwO face, 
ÚwÚ Being forbid? There, ^w^ take :33 you that, >w< siw >w< knyave. 
[Beats :33 him] 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. :3 What UwU mean ^.^ you, >_> siw? :3 Fow God's >w< sake hold ^-^ youw hands! 
Nay, :3 an :33 you >w< wiww not, sir, >_< I'ww ^w^ take >_> my heels. 
^.^ <Exit 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Upon >_> my >_< wife, :3 by ÚwÚ some ;;w;; device >w< ow x3 othew 
^.^ The ^w^ viwwain is >w< o'ewwaught :3 of ;;w;; aww >_> my ÚwÚ monyey. 
xDD They say ^w^ this UwU town is full :3 of uWu cozenyage; 
UwU As, :33 nyimbwe ^.^ juggwews ^w^ that ÚwÚ deceive >w< the ^-^ eye, 
ÚwÚ Dawk-wowking ^-^ sowcewews ^w^ that ^w^ change >w< the >w< mind, 
^.^ Souw-kiwwing x3 witches ^w^ that deform >w< the ^.^ body, 
^w^ Disguised ^w^ cheatews, xDD pwating mountebanks, 
And uWu many ^w^ such-wike UwU wibewties :3 of >_> sin; 
UwU If it >_< pwove ;;w;; so, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ gonye >w< the x3 soonyew. 
>_< I'ww uWu to >w< the Centaur uWu to ^w^ go >w< seek ^w^ this ;;w;; swave. 
^-^ I greatly ^w^ feaw >_> my ^.^ monyey is UwU nyot OwO safe. 
^.^ <Exit 


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>_< ACT Il. ^w^ SCENyE >_< 1 

^.^ The house :3 of xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ^-^ EPHESUS 

^-^ Entew :3 ADWIANyA, uWu wife uWu to xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF EPHESUS, xDD with x3 WUCIANyA, ;;w;; hew ;;w;; sistew 

UwU ADWIANyA. ^w^ Nyeithew >_> my :3 husband >_< nyow >w< the slave xDD wetuwn'd 
:33 That ^-^ in >_< such haste ^-^ I >_> sent uWu to >w< seek ^.^ his >_< mastew! 
uWu Suwe, Luciana, it is x3 two ÚwÚ o'cwock. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. x3 Pewhaps ÚwÚ some merchant hath x3 invited :3 him, 
And OwO fwom >w< the :3 mawt ÚwÚ he's :33 somewhewe ^w^ gonye uWu to >_< dinnyew; 
Good ^w^ sistew, let uWu us dine, ^-^ and UwU nyevew fret. 
xDD A man is ^w^ mastew :3 of ^.^ his UwU wibewty; 
ÚwÚ Time is their uWu mastew, ^-^ and uWu when :33 they see time, 
>w< They'ww ^w^ go >w< ow ^-^ come. UwU If ;;w;; so, >_< be :33 patient, ^.^ sistew. 
UwU ADWIANyA. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd their :3 wibewty than UwU ouws >_< be >_< mowe? 
^.^ WUCIANyA. Because their business OwO stiww ^w^ wies :33 out uWu o' ÚwÚ doow. 
UwU ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ Wook uWu when ^-^ I >_> sewve xDD him ;;w;; so, UwU he >_> takes it ill. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. OwO O, >_< knyow UwU he is >w< the :3 bwidwe :3 of ^-^ youw :3 wiww. 
UwU ADWIANyA. Thewe's none but uWu asses >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; bwidwed >_< so. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. :3 Why, >w< headstwong :3 wibewty is :33 wash'd xDD with woe. 
Thewe's OwO nyothing >_> situate ^.^ undew heaven's eye 
xDD But hath ^.^ his xDD bound, ^-^ in >_> eawth, ^-^ in sea, ^-^ in >_< sky. 
^.^ The ^-^ beasts, >w< the :3 fishes, ^-^ and >w< the x3 winged ^w^ fowws, 
;;w;; Awe their :33 mawes' >w< subjects, ^-^ and :3 at their controls. 
>_< Man, :33 mowe ^w^ divinye, >w< the ^w^ mastew :3 of ;;w;; aww :3 these, 
xDD Wowd :3 of >w< the uWu wide UwU wowwd ^-^ and wild uWu wat'wy UwU seas, 
>w< Indu'd xDD with x3 intewwectuaw sense ^-^ and souls, 
Of :33 mowe ÚwÚ pwe-eminyence than uWu fish ^-^ and ^w^ fowws, 
;;w;; Awe >w< mastews uWu to their :3 femawes, ^-^ and their lords; 
UwU Then let ^-^ youw >w< wiww ^-^ attend on their UwU accowds. 
UwU ADWIANyA. ^.^ This ^w^ sewvitude ^-^ makes :33 you uWu to :3 keep unwed. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. uWu Nyot ^w^ this, but OwO twoubwes :3 of >w< the ;;w;; mawwiage-bed. 
UwU ADWIANyA. >w< But, were :33 you ^w^ wedded, :33 you :3 wouwd ;;w;; beaw ÚwÚ some sway. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. Ere ^-^ I learn love, >_< I'ww ^w^ pwactise uWu to obey. 
UwU ADWIANyA. UwU How >_> if ^-^ youw :3 husband >_> stawt ÚwÚ some x3 othew where? 
^.^ WUCIANyA. xDD Tiww UwU he come home >w< again, ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< fowbeaw. 
UwU ADWIANyA. :33 Patience OwO unmov'd! xDD nyo :3 mawvew though she UwU pause: 
xDD They ^w^ can >_< be >_< meek ^w^ that have xDD nyo x3 othew cause. 
xDD A >_> wwetched ^w^ souw, ^w^ bwuis'd xDD with >_> advewsity, 
OwO We :33 bid >_< be x3 quiet uWu when ;;w;; we >_> heaw it :33 cwy; 
xDD But were ;;w;; we :3 buwd'nyed xDD with OwO wike ^w^ weight :3 of :33 pain, 
:33 As much, >w< ow ^-^ mowe, ;;w;; we OwO shouwd >_> ouwsewves >_< compwain. 
So UwU thou, ^w^ that UwU hast xDD nyo ;;w;; unkind :33 mate uWu to ^-^ gwieve ^-^ thee, 
With :3 uwging helpless x3 patience :3 wouwd >w< wewieve x3 me; 
xDD But >_> if >w< thou >_< wive uWu to see OwO wike >w< wight ^.^ beweft, 
^.^ This OwO foow-begg'd x3 patience ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee >w< wiww >_< be left. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< mawwy >w< onye x3 day, but uWu to >w< twy. 
uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ^-^ youw ;;w;; man, now is ^-^ youw :3 husband OwO nyigh. 

^-^ Entew >_> DWOMIO UwU OF ^-^ EPHESUS 

UwU ADWIANyA. >w< Say, is ^-^ youw ^w^ tawdy ^w^ mastew now :3 at ^-^ hand? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Nay, ÚwÚ he's :3 at x3 two >w< hands xDD with me, ^-^ and ^w^ that >_> my x3 two 
>_< eaws ^w^ can ^w^ witnyess. 
UwU ADWIANyA. >w< Say, didst >w< thou UwU speak xDD with him? Know'st >w< thou ^.^ his >_< mind? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. x3 Ay, :33 ay, UwU he >_< towd ^.^ his ;;w;; mind upon mine ^.^ eaw. 
>_< Beshwew ^.^ his ;;w;; hand, ^-^ I scarce ^-^ couwd understand uWu it. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. ^.^ Spake UwU he ;;w;; so doubtfully >w< thou xDD couwd'st UwU nyot feel ^.^ his OwO meanying? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Nay, UwU he ^w^ stwuck ;;w;; so plainly ^-^ I ^-^ couwd uWu to 
^w^ weww feel ^.^ his ÚwÚ bwows; ^-^ and >_< withaw ;;w;; so doubtfully ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ couwd 
scarce understand uWu them. 
UwU ADWIANyA. xDD But say, ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, is UwU he >w< coming ^w^ home? 
>_> It ^-^ seems UwU he hath >_> gweat OwO cawe uWu to UwU pwease ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. :3 Why, mistress, ^w^ suwe >_> my ^w^ mastew is x3 hown-mad. 
UwU ADWIANyA. xDD Hown-mad, >w< thou >w< viwwain! 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ I UwU mean UwU nyot ^.^ cuckowd-mad; 
>w< But, ^.^ suwe, UwU he is stark x3 mad. 
When ^-^ I ;;w;; desiw'd xDD him uWu to come home uWu to OwO dinnyew, 
He ask'd :33 me for a >_> thousand ^-^ mawks ^-^ in ^w^ gowd. 
uWu "Tis UwU dinnyew :33 time' ^-^ quoth I; >_< 'My ^.^ gowd!' ^-^ quoth >w< he. 
OwO 'Youw ^.^ meat x3 doth ;;w;; buwn' ^-^ quoth I; >_< 'My ^.^ gowd!' ^-^ quoth >w< he. 
:3 'Wiww :33 you come >w< home?' ^-^ quoth I; >_< 'My ^.^ gowd!' ^-^ quoth >w< he. 
'Where is >w< the >_> thousand ^-^ mawks ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave ^-^ thee, :33 viwwain?' 
^-^ 'The pig' ^-^ quoth ^-^ I uWu 'is burn'd'; >_< 'My ^.^ gowd!' ^-^ quoth >w< he. 
>_< 'My mistress, x3 siw,' ^-^ quoth I; 'Hang :3 up thy mistress; 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot thy mistress; :33 out on thy ;;w;; mistwess.' 
^.^ WUCIANyA. uWu Quoth x3 who? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. uWu Quoth >_> my ÚwÚ mastew. 
'I know' ^-^ quoth UwU he uWu 'nyo uWu house, xDD nyo ÚwÚ wife, xDD nyo ;;w;; mistwess.' 
So ^w^ that >_> my :33 ewwand, UwU due >_< unto >_> my uWu tongue, 
^-^ I UwU thank :3 him, ^-^ I uWu bawe home upon >_> my >w< shouwdews; 
^.^ Fow, ^-^ in conclusion, UwU he >w< did ^-^ beat :33 me >w< thewe. 
UwU ADWIANyA. :3 Go >_< back >w< again, >w< thou :33 swave, ^-^ and fetch xDD him home. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. :3 Go >_< back >w< again, ^-^ and >_< be xDD nyew >w< beaten ^w^ home? 
:3 Fow God's xDD sake, ^.^ send ÚwÚ some x3 othew ÚwÚ messengew. 
UwU ADWIANyA. uWu Back, :33 swave, >w< ow ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 bweak thy ^.^ pate ^-^ acwoss. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. And UwU he >w< wiww bless ^w^ that x3 cwoss xDD with x3 othew >_> beating; 
uWu Between :33 you ^-^ I >_< shaww have a UwU howy head. 
UwU ADWIANyA. :33 Hence, xDD pwating uWu peasant! :33 Fetch thy ^w^ mastew home. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I ;;w;; so :3 wound xDD with ^.^ you, ÚwÚ as :33 you xDD with me, 
:33 That OwO wike a football :33 you do :3 spuwn :33 me uWu thus? 
You :3 spuwn :33 me OwO hence, ^-^ and UwU he >w< wiww :3 spuwn :33 me xDD hithew; 
UwU If ^-^ I last ^-^ in ^w^ this service, :33 you must case :33 me ^-^ in leather. 
^.^ <Exit 
^.^ WUCIANyA. >w< Fie, how ^.^ impatience loureth ^-^ in ^-^ youw face! 
UwU ADWIANyA. :33 His company must do ^.^ his ^-^ minyions ;;w;; gwace, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ^-^ I :3 at home >w< stawve for a uWu mewwy look. 
uWu Hath uWu homewy age >_> th' alluring beauty took 
^w^ Fwom >_> my x3 poow ^w^ cheek? UwU Then UwU he hath ^w^ wasted uWu it. 
;;w;; Awe >_> my ;;w;; discouwses :33 duww? ^w^ Bawwen >_> my :3 wit? 
UwU If ^w^ vowubwe ^-^ and :33 shawp ;;w;; discouwse >_< be marr'd, 
>w< Unkindnyess :3 bwunts it :33 mowe than marble ;;w;; hawd. 
:3 Do their ^w^ gay :3 vestments ^.^ his :33 affections UwU bait? 
xDD That's UwU nyot >_> my fault; ÚwÚ he's ^w^ mastew :3 of >_> my x3 state. 
:3 What ^-^ wuins are ^-^ in :33 me ^w^ that ^w^ can >_< be x3 found 
By xDD him UwU nyot ruin'd? UwU Then is UwU he >w< the >_< gwound 
Of >_> my defeatures. ^w^ My decayed ^.^ faiw 
xDD A xDD sunny >w< wook :3 of ^.^ his :3 wouwd UwU soon >_< wepaiw. 
>w< But, x3 too unruly >_< deew, UwU he x3 bweaks >w< the pale, 
And >w< feeds OwO fwom ;;w;; home; x3 poow ^-^ I am but ^.^ his >_> stawe. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. ^-^ Sewf-hawming UwU jeawousy! >_< fie, ^-^ beat it >_< hence. 
UwU ADWIANyA. ^-^ Unfeewing x3 foows ^w^ can xDD with >_< such ^.^ wwongs uWu dispense. 
^-^ I >_< knyow ^.^ his eye x3 doth ;;w;; homage UwU othewwhewe; 
>_> Ow else what ^-^ wets it but UwU he :3 wouwd >_< be :33 hewe? 
:3 Sistew, :33 you >_< knyow UwU he >_< pwomis'd :33 me a ;;w;; chain; 
>w< Wouwd ^w^ that OwO awonye a :33 wove UwU he :3 wouwd detain, 
So UwU he :3 wouwd :3 keep ^.^ faiw ;;w;; quawtew xDD with ^.^ his ^.^ bed! 
^-^ I see >w< the ÚwÚ jewew uWu best x3 enyamewwed 
Will ;;w;; wose ^.^ his >_> beauty; yet >w< the >_< gowd bides OwO stiww 
:33 That ÚwÚ othews >_< touch UwU and, x3 often >_> touching, >w< wiww 
;;w;; Whewe :3 gowd; ^-^ and xDD nyo man ^w^ that hath a name 
By >w< fawsehood ^-^ and xDD cowwuption x3 doth it >w< shame. 
;;w;; Since ^w^ that >_> my beauty ;;w;; cannyot UwU pwease ^.^ his ^-^ eye, 
>_< I'ww UwU weep what's UwU weft uWu away, ^-^ and weeping ^.^ die. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. UwU How uWu many ;;w;; fond x3 foows >_> sewve uWu mad UwU jeawousy! 
>w< <Exeunt 


^w^ SCENyE OwO 2 

^.^ The :3 mawt 

^-^ Entew xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF SYRACUSE 

xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^.^ The >_< gowd ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave uWu to >_> Dwomio is OwO waid :3 up 
x3 Safe :3 at >w< the uWu Centauw, ^-^ and >w< the heedful slave 
Is UwU wand'wed ^-^ fowth ^-^ in OwO cawe uWu to >w< seek :33 me x3 out. 
By >_> computation ^-^ and mine OwO host's >_< wepowt 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot UwU speak xDD with >_> Dwomio >_> since :3 at >_> fiwst 
^-^ I >_> sent xDD him OwO fwom >w< the ^w^ mawt. See, ÚwÚ hewe UwU he :33 comes. 

^-^ Entew >_> DWOMIO UwU OF SYRACUSE 

UwU How uWu nyow, sir, is ^-^ youw uWu mewwy OwO humouw awtew'd? 
:33 As :33 you :33 wove strokes, ;;w;; so >w< jest xDD with :33 me again. 
You >_< knyow xDD nyo ÚwÚ Centauw! You >_> weceiv'd xDD nyo OwO gowd! 
;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ mistwess >_> sent uWu to have :33 me home uWu to ;;w;; dinnyew! 
^w^ My house >_> was :3 at >w< the Phoenix! UwU Wast >w< thou >_> mad, 
:33 That UwU thus ;;w;; so uWu madwy >w< thou didst answer ÚwÚ me? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 What answer, >_> siw? When spake ^-^ I >_< such a >w< wowd? 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. uWu Even uWu nyow, uWu even ;;w;; hewe, UwU nyot :3 hawf :3 an hour x3 since. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot see :33 you >_> since :33 you >_> sent :33 me OwO hence, 
Home uWu to >w< the uWu Centauw, xDD with >w< the >_< gowd :33 you ÚwÚ gave >w< me. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. xDD Viwwain, >w< thou didst uWu deny >w< the >w< gowd's :33 weceipt, 
And >_< towd'st :33 me :3 of a ÚwÚ mistwess ^-^ and a >_< dinnyew; 
:3 Fow which, ^-^ I x3 hope, >w< thou OwO fewt'st ^-^ I >_> was ;;w;; dispweas'd. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad uWu to see :33 you ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu mewwy >_< vein. 
:3 What ÚwÚ means ^w^ this ^w^ jest? ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, uWu mastew, tell >w< me. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Yea, dost >w< thou ÚwÚ jeew ^-^ and :33 fwout :33 me ^-^ in >w< the >w< teeth? 
^-^ Think'st >w< thou ^-^ I ^w^ jest? Hold, ^w^ take >w< thou that, ^-^ and UwU that. 
ÚwÚ [Beating :33 him] 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. Hold, sir, for God's ^.^ sake! :3 Nyow ^-^ youw >w< jest is :33 eawnyest. 
ÚwÚ Upon what >w< bawgain do :33 you >w< give it ÚwÚ me? 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. Because ^w^ that ^-^ I ÚwÚ famiwiawwy uWu sometimes 
:3 Do ÚwÚ use :33 you for >_> my UwU foow ^-^ and ^-^ chat xDD with ^.^ you, 
;;w;; Youw :3 saucinyess >w< wiww >w< jest upon >_> my love, 
And uWu make a UwU common :3 of >_> my serious hours. 
When >w< the sun uWu shinyes let x3 foowish gnats uWu make :33 spowt, 
xDD But uWu cweep ^-^ in crannies uWu when UwU he hides ^.^ his uWu beams. 
UwU If :33 you >w< wiww >w< jest xDD with me, >_< knyow >_> my >w< aspect, 
And ÚwÚ fashion ^-^ youw uWu demeanyouw uWu to >_> my looks, 
>_> Ow ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ beat ^w^ this ^.^ method ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^.^ sconce. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Sconce, UwU caww :33 you it? So :33 you :3 wouwd 
uWu weave battering, ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew have it a head. ;;w;; An :33 you ÚwÚ use 
uWu these ^.^ bwows :33 wong, ^-^ I must x3 get a sconce for >_> my head, ^-^ and 
>_< insconce it too; >w< ow else ^-^ I >_< shaww >w< seek >_> my UwU wit ^-^ in >_> my :3 shouwdews. 
xDD But ^-^ I pray, sir, why am ^-^ I ^.^ beaten? 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. OwO Dost >w< thou UwU nyot know? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. >w< Nyothing, sir, but ^w^ that ^-^ I am x3 beaten. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I tell :33 you why? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Ay, sir, ^-^ and OwO whewefowe; for :33 they say 
>_> evewy why hath a OwO whewefowe. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 Why, >_> fiwst for >_< fwouting x3 me; ^-^ and :33 then >_> whewefowe, 
:3 Fow :3 uwging it >w< the ;;w;; second :3 time uWu to >w< me. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. uWu Was >w< thewe ^-^ evew :33 any man UwU thus >w< beaten :33 out :3 of ÚwÚ season, 
When ^-^ in >w< the why ^-^ and >w< the wherefore is ^w^ nyeithew rhyme >_< nyow reason? 
xDD Weww, sir, ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ you. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. uWu Thank me, :33 siw! for UwU what? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, sir, for ^w^ this x3 something ^w^ that :33 you ÚwÚ gave 
:33 me for >w< nyothing. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. >_< I'ww uWu make :33 you :33 amends xDD nyext, uWu to 
>w< give :33 you OwO nyothing for ÚwÚ something. xDD But say, sir, is it uWu dinnyewtime? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Nyo, sir; ^-^ I xDD think >w< the ^.^ meat ^-^ wants ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< have. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^.^ In ^w^ good time, sir, what's that? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. Basting. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. xDD Weww, sir, :33 then 'twill >_< be dry. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. UwU If it be, sir, ^-^ I pray :33 you >w< eat none :3 of uWu it. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Youw reason? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ West it uWu make :33 you >_> chowewic, ^-^ and uWu puwchase :33 me 
uWu anyothew dry ^w^ basting. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. xDD Weww, sir, learn uWu to >w< jest ^-^ in ^w^ good :33 time; 
>_< thewe's a :3 time for ;;w;; aww >_< things. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I durst have >w< denyied that, :33 befowe :33 you 
were ;;w;; so ^-^ chowewic. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. By what rule, >_> siw? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, sir, :3 by a rule ÚwÚ as UwU pwain ÚwÚ as >w< the 
UwU pwain ;;w;; bawd ^.^ pate :3 of >_< Fathew ÚwÚ Time ^.^ himsewf. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. xDD Wet's >_> heaw uWu it. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. Thewe's xDD nyo :3 time for a man uWu to ÚwÚ wecovew 
^.^ his >w< haiw ^w^ that grows ;;w;; bawd :3 by ^w^ nyatuwe. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 May UwU he UwU nyot do it :3 by UwU finye ^-^ and >_> wecovewy? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^w^ Yes, uWu to ^-^ pay a UwU finye for a uWu pewiwig, ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ wecovew >w< the :33 wost >w< haiw :3 of uWu anyothew man. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^.^ Why is ÚwÚ Time >_< such a OwO nyiggawd :3 of 
^-^ haiw, ÚwÚ being, ÚwÚ as it UwU is, ;;w;; so ÚwÚ pwentifuw :3 an OwO excwement? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. Because it is a ÚwÚ bwessing ^w^ that UwU he UwU bestows 
on ^-^ beasts, ^-^ and what UwU he hath UwU scanted ^-^ men ^-^ in >w< haiw UwU he hath 
ÚwÚ given them ^-^ in ^-^ wit. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 Why, but >_< thewe's uWu many a man 
hath :33 mowe >w< haiw than ^-^ wit. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. uWu Nyot a man :3 of those but UwU he hath >w< the 
UwU wit uWu to ;;w;; wose ^.^ his ;;w;; haiw. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 Why, >w< thou didst ^.^ concwude :3 haiwy 
^-^ men UwU pwain ^.^ deawews :33 without ^-^ wit. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^.^ The uWu pwainyew dealer, >w< the ^-^ soonyew x3 wost; 
yet UwU he xDD woseth it ^-^ in a uWu kind :3 of >_< jowwity. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 Fow what reason? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 Fow ÚwÚ two; ^-^ and sound ones >_< too. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. Nay, UwU nyot sound ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ you. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :33 Suwe ones, ^w^ then. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. Nay, UwU nyot ^.^ suwe, ^-^ in a >_> thing uWu fawsing. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Cewtain ones, ^w^ then. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. Name uWu them. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^.^ The :3 onye, uWu to >_< save >w< the ^.^ monyey ^w^ that UwU he UwU spends ^-^ in 
>_> tiwing; >w< the >w< othew, ^w^ that :3 at UwU dinnyew :33 they OwO shouwd UwU nyot drop ^-^ in ^.^ his 
porridge. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. You :3 wouwd ;;w;; aww ^w^ this :3 time have prov'd >w< thewe 
is xDD nyo :3 time for ;;w;; aww >_< things. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ and did, sir; namely, xDD nyo :3 time uWu to ÚwÚ wecovew 
>w< haiw :33 wost :3 by ^w^ nyatuwe. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. xDD But ^-^ youw :3 weason >_> was UwU nyot >w< substantiaw, why 
>w< thewe is xDD nyo :3 time uWu to ^-^ wecovew. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. Thus ^-^ I :33 mend it: ÚwÚ Time himself is ÚwÚ bawd, 
^-^ and x3 thewefowe uWu to >w< the x3 wowwd's UwU end >w< wiww have ;;w;; bawd UwU fowwowews. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I ^-^ knyew 't'would >_< be a ;;w;; bawd >_> concwusion. >w< But, 
soft, ;;w;; who OwO wafts uWu us yonder? 

^-^ Entew x3 ADWIANyA ^-^ and ÚwÚ WUCIANyA 

UwU ADWIANyA. x3 Ay, :33 ay, :3 Antiphowus, >w< wook ^-^ stwange ^-^ and ÚwÚ fwown. 
^.^ Some x3 othew ÚwÚ mistwess hath thy sweet aspects; 
^-^ I am UwU nyot Adriana, >_< nyow thy ÚwÚ wife. 
^.^ The :3 time >_> was once uWu when >w< thou >w< unyuwg'd wouldst OwO vow 
:33 That UwU nyevew >_> wowds were music uWu to ^w^ thinye ^-^ eaw, 
:33 That UwU nyevew ^.^ object >_< pweasing ^-^ in ^w^ thinye ^-^ eye, 
:33 That UwU nyevew >_< touch ^w^ weww >_< wewcome uWu to thy ;;w;; hand, 
:33 That UwU nyevew ^.^ meat >w< sweet-savouw'd ^-^ in thy >w< taste, 
uWu Unwess ^-^ I spake, >w< ow uWu wook'd, >w< ow ^.^ touch'd, >w< ow >w< cawv'd uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
UwU How ÚwÚ comes it uWu nyow, >_> my :3 husband, OwO O, how ÚwÚ comes ^w^ it, 
:33 That >w< thou UwU awt :33 then ^.^ estwanged OwO fwom thyself? 
Thyself ^-^ I UwU caww ^w^ it, being ^-^ stwange uWu to me, 
UwU That, undividable, incorporate, 
ÚwÚ Am xDD bettew than thy dear self's xDD bettew x3 pawt. 
>_< Ah, do UwU nyot tear xDD away thyself OwO fwom x3 me; 
:3 Fow :33 knyow, >_> my love, ÚwÚ as >_< easy ;;w;; mayst >w< thou x3 faww 
xDD A drop :3 of water ^-^ in >w< the >_> bweaking OwO guwf, 
And ^w^ take ;;w;; unmingwed thence ^w^ that drop ;;w;; again 
>_< Without uWu addition >w< ow diminishing, 
:33 As ^w^ take OwO fwom :33 me thyself, ^-^ and UwU nyot :33 me >_< too. 
UwU How >_> deawwy :3 wouwd it >_< touch ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< the UwU quick, 
UwU Shouwd'st >w< thou but >_> heaw ^-^ I were >_> wicentious, 
And ^w^ that ^w^ this ^.^ body, OwO consecwate uWu to ^-^ thee, 
By :33 wuffian OwO wust OwO shouwd >_< be OwO contaminyate! 
Wouldst >w< thou UwU nyot ^-^ spit :3 at :33 me ^-^ and :3 spuwn :3 at me, 
And hurl >w< the name :3 of :3 husband ^-^ in >_> my OwO face, 
And tear >w< the stain'd ^-^ skin off >_> my harlot-brow, 
And OwO fwom >_> my x3 fawse UwU hand cut >w< the ÚwÚ wedding-wing, 
And x3 bweak it xDD with a deep-divorcing ^.^ vow? 
^-^ I >_< knyow >w< thou canst, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe see >w< thou do uWu it. 
^-^ I am :33 possess'd xDD with :3 an >_< aduwtewate :3 bwot; 
^w^ My UwU bwood is :33 mingwed xDD with >w< the >_> cwime :3 of lust; 
:3 Fow >_> if ;;w;; we x3 two >_< be :3 onye, ^-^ and >w< thou uWu pway uWu fawse, 
^-^ I do xDD digest >w< the OwO poison :3 of thy >w< fwesh, 
ÚwÚ Being ;;w;; stwumpeted :3 by thy UwU contagion. 
uWu Keep :33 then ^.^ faiw OwO weague ^-^ and >_> twuce xDD with thy OwO twue bed; 
^-^ I >_< wive x3 dis-stain'd, >w< thou :3 undishonyouwed. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. uWu Pwead :33 you uWu to me, ^.^ faiw ;;w;; dame? ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you not: 
^.^ In Ephesus ^-^ I am but x3 two >w< houws >_< owd, 
:33 As ^-^ stwange >_< unto ^-^ youw UwU town ÚwÚ as uWu to ^-^ youw ^.^ tawk, 
^-^ Who, >_> evewy :3 wowd :3 by ;;w;; aww >_> my UwU wit being scann'd, 
UwU Wants UwU wit ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >w< onye :3 wowd uWu to undewstand. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. >w< Fie, ^-^ bwothew, how >w< the UwU wowwd is >_< chang'd xDD with >_> you! 
When were :33 you UwU wont uWu to ÚwÚ use >_> my ;;w;; sistew uWu thus? 
ÚwÚ She >_> sent for :33 you :3 by >_> Dwomio home uWu to >_< dinnyew. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. By xDD Dwomio? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. By ÚwÚ me? 
UwU ADWIANyA. By ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and ^w^ this >w< thou didst ^w^ wetuwn OwO fwom :3 him- 
:33 That UwU he >w< did x3 buffet ^-^ thee, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ bwows 
Denied >_> my house for uWu his, :33 me for ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Did :33 you ;;w;; convewse, sir, xDD with ^w^ this ^-^ gentwewoman? 
:3 What is >w< the ÚwÚ couwse ^-^ and OwO dwift :3 of ^-^ youw :3 compact? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ;;w;; I, ^-^ Siw? ^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw ;;w;; hew :3 tiww ^w^ this time. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. xDD Viwwain, >w< thou ^w^ wiest; for uWu even ;;w;; hew :3 vewy >_> wowds 
;;w;; Didst >w< thou >w< dewivew uWu to :33 me on >w< the ^w^ mawt. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I UwU nyevew spake xDD with ;;w;; hew ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. UwU How ^w^ can she thus, uWu then, UwU caww uWu us :3 by x3 ouw >_< nyames, 
uWu Unwess it >_< be :3 by uWu inspiwation? 
UwU ADWIANyA. UwU How ^w^ iww >_< agwees it xDD with ^-^ youw ^-^ gwavity 
>_< To counterfeit UwU thus OwO gwosswy xDD with ^-^ youw :33 swave, 
>_< Abetting xDD him uWu to thwart :33 me ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ mood! 
;;w;; Be it >_> my ^-^ wwong :33 you are OwO fwom :33 me exempt, 
xDD But ^-^ wwong UwU nyot ^w^ that ^-^ wwong xDD with a :33 mowe :33 contempt. 
uWu Come, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu fasten on ^w^ this OwO sweeve :3 of ÚwÚ thinye; 
Thou UwU awt :3 an ^.^ ewm, >_> my :3 husband, ^-^ I a ^.^ vinye, 
>_< Whose :3 weaknyess, married uWu to thy >_< stwongew xDD state, 
uWu Makes :33 me xDD with thy >_> stwength uWu to uWu communyicate. 
UwU If :3 aught UwU possess ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom me, it is ^-^ dwoss, 
:33 Usuwping ivy, >_> bwiew, >w< ow xDD idwe ^w^ moss; 
>_< Who >w< aww, for >_< want :3 of ^w^ pwunying, xDD with ^-^ intwusion 
OwO Infect thy sap, ^-^ and >_< wive on thy uWu confusion. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. >_< To :33 me she x3 speaks; she moves :33 me for ;;w;; hew ^w^ theme. 
^w^ What, >_> was ^-^ I married uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ in >_> my x3 dweam? 
>_> Ow OwO sweep ^-^ I uWu nyow, ^-^ and xDD think ^-^ I >_> heaw ;;w;; aww xDD this? 
:3 What :3 ewwow >_> dwives x3 ouw ^.^ eyes ^-^ and >_< eaws amiss? 
OwO Untiw ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ this ^w^ suwe OwO uncewtainty, 
>_< I'ww entertain >w< the ^.^ offew'd ^-^ fawwacy. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. >w< Dwomio, ^w^ go :33 bid >w< the servants spread for >_< dinnyew. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. OwO O, for >_> my >_> beads! ^-^ I x3 cwoss :33 me for ^-^ sinnyew. 
^.^ This is >w< the OwO faiwy >_< wand. O :33 spite :3 of spites! 
OwO We ^-^ tawk xDD with ^w^ gobwins, owls, ^-^ and UwU spwites. 
UwU If ;;w;; we xDD obey them not, ^w^ this >w< wiww x3 ensue: 
>w< They'ww >_< suck x3 ouw >w< bweath, >w< ow pinch uWu us >w< bwack ^-^ and xDD bwue. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. ^.^ Why :33 pwat'st >w< thou uWu to thyself, ^-^ and answer'st xDD nyot? 
>w< Dwomio, >w< thou :3 dwonye, >w< thou snail, >w< thou OwO swug, >w< thou ^.^ sot! 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I am transformed, uWu mastew, am UwU nyot >_> I? 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I xDD think >w< thou UwU awt ^-^ in >w< mind, ^-^ and ;;w;; so am xDD I. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. Nay, uWu mastew, x3 both ^-^ in ;;w;; mind ^-^ and ^-^ in >_> my uWu shape. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. Thou UwU hast ^w^ thinye ^-^ own OwO fowm. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I am :3 an UwU ape. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. UwU If >w< thou UwU awt >_< chang'd uWu to ÚwÚ aught, ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to :3 an ÚwÚ ass. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. 'Tis OwO twue; she ;;w;; wides me, ^-^ and ^-^ I long for ^-^ gwass. 
'Tis ;;w;; so, ^-^ I am :3 an ;;w;; ass; else it ^-^ couwd UwU nyevew >_< be 
xDD But ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< knyow ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as she UwU knyows >w< me. 
UwU ADWIANyA. uWu Come, come, xDD nyo >_> wongew >w< wiww ^-^ I >_< be a >w< foow, 
>_< To put >w< the finger ^-^ in >w< the eye ^-^ and ÚwÚ weep, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst man ^-^ and ^w^ mastew >_< waughs >_> my ^-^ woes uWu to ;;w;; scown. 
uWu Come, sir, uWu to >_< dinnyew. >w< Dwomio, :3 keep >w< the ^-^ gate. 
OwO Husband, >_< I'ww dine ^w^ above xDD with :33 you uWu to-day, 
And OwO shwive :33 you :3 of a >_> thousand xDD idwe :33 pwanks. 
^w^ Siwwah, >_> if :33 any ask :33 you for ^-^ youw uWu mastew, 
Say UwU he ^-^ dinyes forth, ^-^ and let xDD nyo OwO cweatuwe enter. 
uWu Come, ^.^ sistew. >w< Dwomio, uWu pway >w< the ^w^ powtew ^.^ weww. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I ^-^ in >_> eawth, ^-^ in :33 heaven, >w< ow ^-^ in ^-^ heww? 
Sleeping >w< ow ^.^ waking, uWu mad >w< ow well-advis'd? 
Known >_< unto :3 these, ^-^ and uWu to myself >_> disguis'd! 
>_< I'ww say ÚwÚ as :33 they say, ^-^ and >_< pewsevew ;;w;; so, 
And ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU mist :3 at ;;w;; aww >w< adventuwes ^w^ go. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< be ^w^ powtew :3 at >w< the gate? 
UwU ADWIANyA. >_> Ay; ^-^ and let none ^.^ entew, >_> west ^-^ I x3 bweak ^-^ youw ^w^ pate. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. uWu Come, come, :3 Antiphowus, ;;w;; we dine x3 too x3 wate. 
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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE >_< 1 

:3 Befowe >w< the house :3 of xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ^-^ EPHESUS 

^-^ Entew xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF EPHESUS, >_> DWOMIO UwU OF EPHESUS, uWu ANGEWO, ^-^ and BALTHAZAR 

xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Good :3 Signyiow Angelo, :33 you must >w< excuse uWu us all; 
^w^ My uWu wife is xDD shwewish uWu when ^-^ I :3 keep UwU nyot hours. 
Say ^w^ that ^-^ I linger'd xDD with :33 you :3 at ^-^ youw shop 
>_< To see >w< the UwU making :3 of ;;w;; hew uWu cawcanyet, 
And ^w^ that uWu to-mowwow :33 you >w< wiww >_< bwing it home. 
xDD But >_> hewe's a ^w^ viwwain ^w^ that :3 wouwd UwU face :33 me OwO down 
He >_< met :33 me on >w< the >w< mawt, ^-^ and ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ beat :3 him, 
And charg'd xDD him xDD with a >_> thousand ^-^ mawks ^-^ in :3 gowd, 
And ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< did uWu deny >_> my uWu wife ^-^ and ^w^ house. 
Thou OwO dwunkawd, UwU thou, what didst >w< thou UwU mean :3 by xDD this? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Say what :33 you will, sir, but ^-^ I >_< knyow what ^-^ I know. 
:33 That :33 you ^-^ beat :33 me :3 at >w< the :3 mawt ^-^ I have ^-^ youw UwU hand uWu to xDD show; 
UwU If >w< the ^-^ skin were >_< pawchment, ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ bwows :33 you ÚwÚ gave were :3 ink, 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ own ^w^ handwwiting :3 wouwd tell :33 you what ^-^ I think. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ I xDD think >w< thou UwU awt :3 an ÚwÚ ass. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; so it x3 doth ÚwÚ appeaw 
By >w< the ^.^ wwongs ^-^ I :3 suffew ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ bwows ^-^ I bear. 
^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU kick, being kick'd; ^-^ and being :3 at ^w^ that ^-^ pass, 
You :3 wouwd :3 keep OwO fwom >_> my xDD heews, ^-^ and :33 bewawe :3 of :3 an ÚwÚ ass. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Y'are x3 sad, :3 Signyiow >_< Bawthazaw; pray >_> God x3 ouw :3 cheew 
:3 May answer >_> my ^w^ good >w< wiww ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^w^ good >_< wewcome uWu hewe. 
>_< BAWTHAZAW. ^-^ I hold ^-^ youw uWu dainties ^.^ cheap, sir, ^-^ and ^-^ youw >_< wewcome x3 deaw. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. OwO O, :3 Signyiow xDD Bawthazaw, OwO eithew :3 at flesh >w< ow >_> fish, 
xDD A ^-^ tabwe full :3 of >_< wewcome ^-^ makes scarce >w< onye >_> dainty uWu dish. 
>_< BAWTHAZAW. Good meat, sir, is UwU common; ^w^ that >_> evewy ^-^ chuww ÚwÚ affowds. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. And >_< wewcome :33 mowe UwU common; for UwU that's OwO nyothing 
but :3 wowds. 
>_< BAWTHAZAW. ÚwÚ Smaww :3 cheew ^-^ and >_> gweat >_< wewcome ^-^ makes a uWu mewwy feast. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. x3 Ay, uWu to a ^w^ nyiggawdwy >w< host ^-^ and :33 mowe >w< spawing ÚwÚ guest. 
xDD But though >_> my cates >_< be ;;w;; mean, ^w^ take them ^-^ in ^w^ good :3 pawt; 
>_> Bettew :3 cheew ^w^ may :33 you uWu have, but UwU nyot xDD with xDD bettew >w< heawt. 
>w< But, soft, >_> my :33 doow is ^.^ wock'd; ^w^ go :33 bid them let uWu us uWu in. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ÚwÚ Maud, UwU Bwidget, ;;w;; Mawian, Cicely, ^.^ Giwwian, >w< Ginn! 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] ÚwÚ Mome, ^-^ mawt-howse, capon, OwO coxcomb, :33 idiot, ^-^ patch! 
>w< Eithew x3 get ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom >w< the door, >w< ow ÚwÚ sit OwO down :3 at >w< the x3 hatch. 
OwO Dost >w< thou ^-^ conjuwe for >_< wenches, ^w^ that >w< thou call'st for >_< such store, 
When >w< onye is >w< onye x3 too ;;w;; many? :3 Go x3 get ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ doow. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. :3 What ^-^ patch is uWu made x3 ouw porter? 
^w^ My ^w^ mastew stays ^-^ in >w< the :33 stweet. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] Let xDD him ^.^ wawk OwO fwom whence UwU he >w< came, 
>_> west UwU he xDD catch >_< cowd ;;w;; on's feet. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. >_< Who x3 tawks >_> within ÚwÚ thewe? >_< Ho, uWu open >w< the door! 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] x3 Wight, sir; >_< I'ww tell :33 you when, 
:3 an ^.^ you'ww tell :33 me OwO whewefowe. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ;;w;; Whewefowe? :3 Fow >_> my >_< dinnyew; 
^-^ I have UwU nyot ^.^ din'd xDD to-day. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] >_> Nyow xDD to-day ÚwÚ hewe :33 you must not; 
come ;;w;; again uWu when :33 you >_> may. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. :3 What UwU awt >w< thou ^w^ that keep'st :33 me :33 out 
OwO fwom >w< the house ^-^ I :33 owe? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] ^.^ The ^w^ powtew for ^w^ this time, 
sir, ^-^ and >_> my name is ^-^ Dwomio. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. O xDD Viwwain, >w< thou UwU hast xDD stow'n x3 both mine 
:33 office ^-^ and >_> my x3 nyame! 
^.^ The >w< onye >w< nye'ew ^w^ got :33 me >_> cwedit, >w< the x3 othew x3 mickwe >_> bwame. 
UwU If >w< thou ^.^ hadst OwO been >_> Dwomio xDD to-day ^-^ in >_> my place, 
Thou wouldst have >_< chang'd thy UwU face for a ;;w;; nyame, >w< ow thy name for :3 an ÚwÚ ass. 

^-^ Entew LUCE, >_> within 

;;w;; WUCE. :33 [Within] :3 What a coil is there, xDD Dwomio? >_< Who are those :3 at >w< the gate? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Let >_> my ^w^ mastew :33 in, Luce. 
;;w;; WUCE. :33 [Within] ^-^ Faith, uWu nyo, UwU he ÚwÚ comes x3 too late; 
And ;;w;; so tell ^-^ youw ÚwÚ mastew. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. O Lord, ^-^ I must :3 waugh! 
>_< Have :3 at :33 you xDD with a :33 pwovewb: ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ^w^ set ^-^ in >_> my xDD staff? 
;;w;; WUCE. :33 [Within] >_< Have :3 at :33 you xDD with another: that's-when? ^w^ can :33 you ^.^ teww? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] UwU If thy name >_< be :3 cawwed >_< Wuce 
>_< -Wuce, >w< thou UwU hast OwO answew'd xDD him ^.^ weww. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. :3 Do :33 you uWu heaw, :33 you >_< minyion? >_< You'ww let uWu us :33 in, ^-^ I :3 hope? 
;;w;; WUCE. :33 [Within] ^-^ I :3 thought uWu to have ask'd ÚwÚ you. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] And :33 you ^-^ said uWu nyo. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. :3 SO, uWu Come, ^-^ hewp: ^w^ weww >_< stwuck! >w< thewe >_> was x3 bwow for x3 bwow. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Thou ^-^ baggage, let :33 me uWu in. 
;;w;; WUCE. :33 [Within] >_> Can :33 you tell for :3 whose sake? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. UwU Mastew, uWu knyock >w< the :33 doow ;;w;; hawd. 
;;w;; WUCE. :33 [Within] Let xDD him uWu knyock :3 tiww it ache. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. >_< You'ww ^.^ cwy for ^w^ this, uWu minyion, >_> if ^-^ beat >w< the :33 doow down. 
;;w;; WUCE. :33 [Within] :3 What xDD nyeeds ;;w;; aww that, ^-^ and a >_< paiw :3 of stocks ^-^ in >w< the OwO town? 

^-^ Entew :3 ADWIANyA, >_> within 

UwU ADWIANyA. :33 [Within] >_< Who is ^w^ that :3 at >w< the door, ^w^ that xDD keeps ;;w;; aww ^w^ this :3 nyoise? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] By >_> my :33 twoth, ^-^ youw UwU town is 
xDD twoubwed xDD with unruly :3 boys. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ;;w;; Awe :33 you there, :33 wife? You :33 might 
have come OwO befowe. 
UwU ADWIANyA. :33 [Within] ;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ wife, >w< siw ^w^ knyave! :3 Go x3 get :33 you OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ doow. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. UwU If YOU UwU went ^-^ in :33 pain, uWu mastew, ^w^ this >w< 'knyave' :3 wouwd ^w^ go :33 sowe. 
:3 ANGEWO. uWu Hewe is ^w^ nyeithew OwO cheew, sir, >_< nyow ^.^ wewcome; ;;w;; we :3 wouwd :33 fain have xDD eithew. 
>_< BAWTHAZAW. ^.^ In ^w^ debating xDD which >_> was best, ;;w;; we >_< shaww ^.^ pawt xDD with neither. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. xDD They >_< stand :3 at >w< the door, :3 mastew; :33 bid them >_< wewcome x3 hithew. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ;;w;; Thewe is x3 something ^-^ in >w< the wind, ^w^ that ;;w;; we ;;w;; cannyot x3 get uWu in. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. You :3 wouwd say ;;w;; so, uWu mastew, >_> if ^-^ youw ÚwÚ gawments were ^w^ thin. 
;;w;; Youw xDD cake ÚwÚ hewe is >_> wawm OwO within; :33 you >_< stand ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the cold; 
>_> It :3 wouwd uWu make a man uWu mad ÚwÚ as a UwU buck uWu to >_< be ;;w;; so uWu bought ^-^ and xDD sowd. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. :3 Go fetch :33 me ^w^ something; >_< I'ww x3 bweak OwO ope >w< the ^-^ gate. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] ;;w;; Bweak :33 any >_> bweaking ;;w;; hewe, 
^-^ and >_< I'ww x3 bweak ^-^ youw knave's ^w^ pate. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. xDD A man ^w^ may x3 bweak a :3 wowd xDD with ^.^ you, 
sir; ^-^ and >_> wowds are but wind; 
x3 Ay, ^-^ and x3 bweak it ^-^ in ^-^ youw OwO face, ;;w;; so UwU he x3 bweak it UwU nyot x3 behind. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] >_> It ^-^ seems >w< thou >_< want'st breaking; 
:33 out upon ^-^ thee, uWu hind! 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Here's x3 too ÚwÚ much uWu 'out upon ^-^ thee!' pray ÚwÚ thee let :33 me uWu in. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :33 [Within] x3 Ay, uWu when fowls have xDD nyo 
feathers ^-^ and uWu fish have xDD nyo >_> fin. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. xDD Weww, >_< I'ww x3 bweak in; ^w^ go ^.^ bowwow :33 me a ÚwÚ cwow. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. xDD A >w< cwow :33 without OwO feathew? UwU Mastew, UwU mean :33 you so? 
:3 Fow a uWu fish :33 without a >_> fin, >_< thewe's a ;;w;; foww :33 without a ÚwÚ feathew; 
UwU If a >w< cwow :33 hewp uWu us :33 in, sirrah, x3 we'ww pluck a >w< cwow together. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. :3 Go x3 get ÚwÚ thee gone; fetch :33 me :3 an >_> iwon ÚwÚ cwow. 
>_< BAWTHAZAW. >_< Have >_> patience, sir; OwO O, let it UwU nyot >_< be so! 
ÚwÚ Hewein :33 you ^-^ waw ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw x3 weputation, 
And draw >_> within >w< the uWu compass :3 of >_< suspect 
Th' ^-^ unviowated >w< honyouw :3 of ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wife. 
;;w;; Once x3 this-youw long experience :3 of ;;w;; hew OwO wisdom, 
ÚwÚ Hew sober virtue, OwO yeaws, ^-^ and modesty, 
uWu Pwead on ;;w;; hew ^.^ pawt ÚwÚ some >_< cause uWu to :33 you >_< unknyown; 
And ÚwÚ doubt not, sir, but she >w< wiww ^w^ weww >w< excuse 
^.^ Why :3 at ^w^ this :3 time >w< the ^w^ doows are uWu made ÚwÚ against ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; Be ^w^ wuw'd :3 by ^.^ me: ^.^ depawt ^-^ in >_> patience, 
And let uWu us uWu to >w< the :33 Tigew ;;w;; aww uWu to >_< dinnyew; 
And, uWu about ^w^ evenying, come :33 youwsewf OwO awonye 
>_< To >_< knyow >w< the :3 weason :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ stwange :33 westwaint. 
UwU If :3 by strong UwU hand :33 you x3 offew uWu to x3 bweak ^-^ in 
:3 Nyow ^-^ in >w< the stirring >_> passage :3 of >w< the x3 day, 
xDD A ^-^ vuwgaw comment >w< wiww >_< be uWu made :3 of ^w^ it, 
And ^w^ that x3 supposed :3 by >w< the UwU common rout 
Against ^-^ youw yet ungalled :3 estimation 
:33 That ^w^ may xDD with ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ intwusion UwU entew ^-^ in 
And dwell upon ^-^ youw grave uWu when :33 you are dead; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; swandew xDD wives upon ^-^ succession, 
:3 Fow ^-^ evew hous'd >w< whewe it >_< gets :33 possession. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. You have xDD pwevaiw'd. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ depawt ^-^ in quiet, 
And ^-^ in :33 despite :3 of ^.^ miwth UwU mean uWu to >_< be ^w^ mewwy. 
^-^ I >_< knyow a :3 wench :3 of >_< excewwent UwU discouwse, 
ÚwÚ Pwetty ^-^ and witty; xDD wiwd, ^-^ and yet, OwO too, >_> gentwe; 
;;w;; Thewe >w< wiww ;;w;; we UwU dinye. ^.^ This woman ^w^ that ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, 
^w^ My ^-^ wife-but, ^-^ I uWu pwotest, :33 without desert- 
uWu Hath x3 oftentimes x3 upbwaided :33 me >_> withaw; 
>_< To ;;w;; hew >w< wiww ;;w;; we uWu to >_< dinnyew. ^w^ [To ANGELO] Get :33 you home 
And fetch >w< the ;;w;; chain; :3 by ^w^ this ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ made. 
xDD Bwing ^w^ it, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, uWu to >w< the xDD Powpentinye; 
:3 Fow >_< thewe's >w< the ^w^ house. :33 That chain >w< wiww ^-^ I OwO bestow- 
;;w;; Be it for OwO nyothing but uWu to :33 spite >_> my xDD wife- 
ÚwÚ Upon mine hostess >_> thewe; ^w^ good sir, uWu make >w< haste. 
;;w;; Since mine ^-^ own ^w^ doows :3 wefuse uWu to entertain me, 
>_< I'ww uWu knyock OwO ewsewhewe, uWu to see >_> if ^.^ they'ww ^.^ disdain >w< me. 
:3 ANGEWO. >_< I'ww meet :33 you :3 at ^w^ that :3 pwace ÚwÚ some hour >_< hence. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. :3 Do uWu so; ^w^ this >w< jest >_< shaww cost :33 me ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ expense. 
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^w^ SCENyE OwO 2 

:3 Befowe >w< the house :3 of xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ^-^ EPHESUS 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ WUCIANyA xDD with xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF SYRACUSE 

^.^ WUCIANyA. And ^w^ may it >_< be ^w^ that :33 you have :3 quite :3 fowgot 
xDD A ^.^ husband's office? OwO Shaww, :3 Antiphowus, 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; spwing :3 of love, thy love-springs >_< wot? 
ÚwÚ Shaww love, ^-^ in ÚwÚ buiwding, ÚwÚ gwow ;;w;; so ruinous? 
UwU If :33 you >w< did ^-^ wed >_> my ;;w;; sistew for ;;w;; hew ;;w;; weawth, 
UwU Then for ;;w;; hew wealth's >w< sake ÚwÚ use ;;w;; hew xDD with :33 mowe kindness; 
^w^ Ow, >_> if :33 you OwO wike OwO ewsewhewe, do it :3 by xDD steawth; 
>_> Muffwe ^-^ youw x3 fawse :33 wove xDD with ÚwÚ some ^w^ show :3 of >_< bwindnyess; 
Let UwU nyot >_> my ;;w;; sistew UwU wead it ^-^ in ^-^ youw eye; 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot thy tongue thy ^-^ own shame's orator; 
ÚwÚ Wook >w< sweet, UwU speak x3 faiw, ^-^ become uWu diswoyawty; 
uWu Appawew x3 vice OwO wike OwO viwtue's harbinger; 
Bear a ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ pwesence, though ^-^ youw :33 heawt >_< be tainted; 
ÚwÚ Teach x3 sin >w< the carriage :3 of a UwU howy :3 saint; 
;;w;; Be >_> secwet-fawse. :3 What need she >_< be UwU acquainted? 
:3 What ÚwÚ simpwe xDD thief ;;w;; bwags :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ own ÚwÚ attaint? 
'Tis >w< doubwe ^-^ wwong uWu to ^.^ twuant xDD with ^-^ youw bed 
And let ;;w;; hew UwU wead it ^-^ in thy OwO wooks :3 at ^w^ boawd; 
;;w;; Shame hath a ^w^ bastawd ;;w;; fame, ^w^ weww >w< manyaged; 
uWu Iww deeds is x3 doubwed xDD with :3 an x3 eviw word. 
>_> Awas, x3 poow women! uWu make uWu us but believe, 
ÚwÚ Being OwO compact :3 of >_> cwedit, ^w^ that :33 you :33 wove x3 us; 
OwO Though ÚwÚ othews have >w< the arm, ^w^ show uWu us >w< the ^w^ sweeve; 
OwO We ^-^ in ^-^ youw ÚwÚ motion ;;w;; tuwn, ^-^ and :33 you ^w^ may ^.^ move :33 us. 
OwO Then, ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ bwothew, x3 get :33 you ^-^ in UwU again; 
Comfort >_> my ^w^ sistew, :3 cheew >w< hew, UwU caww ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ wife. 
'Tis UwU howy >_> spowt uWu to >_< be a ^-^ wittwe uWu vain 
When >w< the sweet >_< bweath :3 of ;;w;; fwattewy uWu conquews ^.^ stwife. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ Sweet >w< mistwess-what ^-^ youw name is ^w^ ewse, ^-^ I >_< knyow not, 
>_> Nyow :3 by what x3 wondew :33 you do OwO hit :3 of uWu minye- 
:3 Wess ^-^ in ^-^ youw >w< knyowwedge ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^.^ gwace :33 you ^w^ show UwU nyot 
uWu Than x3 ouw x3 eawth's ;;w;; wondew-mowe than >_> eawth, ;;w;; divinye. 
ÚwÚ Teach me, dear >w< cweatuwe, how uWu to xDD think ^-^ and uWu speak; 
:3 Way uWu open uWu to >_> my earthy-gross conceit, 
xDD Smoth'wed ^-^ in UwU ewwows, ;;w;; feebwe, x3 shawwow, weak, 
^.^ The OwO fowded >_> meanying :3 of ^-^ youw OwO wowds' deceit. 
Against >_> my ^.^ souw's >_> puwe >_> twuth why UwU wabouw :33 you 
>_< To uWu make it wander ^-^ in :3 an >_< unknyown field? 
;;w;; Awe :33 you a ^.^ god? >w< Wouwd :33 you OwO cweate :33 me uWu nyew? 
^.^ Twansfowm me, uWu then, ^-^ and uWu to ^-^ youw x3 pow'w >_< I'ww yield. 
xDD But >_> if ^w^ that ^-^ I am ;;w;; I, :33 then ^w^ weww ^-^ I >_< knyow 
;;w;; Youw weeping ;;w;; sistew is xDD nyo uWu wife :3 of uWu minye, 
>_> Nyow uWu to ;;w;; hew bed xDD nyo ;;w;; homage do ^-^ I owe; 
x3 Faw ^-^ mowe, far ^-^ mowe, uWu to :33 you do ^-^ I OwO decwinye. 
OwO O, >w< twain :33 me not, sweet ;;w;; mewmaid, xDD with thy >w< nyote, 
>_< To ^.^ dwown :33 me ^-^ in thy :3 sistew's ^w^ fwood :3 of ^.^ teaws. 
ÚwÚ Sing, UwU siwen, for thyself, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU dote; 
UwU Spwead ^.^ o'ew >w< the silver ^.^ waves thy xDD gowden hairs, 
And ÚwÚ as a bed >_< I'ww ^w^ take them, ^-^ and >w< thewe x3 he; 
And ^-^ in ^w^ that x3 gwowious ÚwÚ supposition xDD think 
He x3 gains :3 by ÚwÚ death ^w^ that hath >_< such ÚwÚ means uWu to ^.^ die. 
Let OwO Wove, being :3 wight, >_< be ;;w;; dwownyed >_> if she UwU sink. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. ^w^ What, are :33 you >_> mad, ^w^ that :33 you do :3 weason so? 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. uWu Nyot >_> mad, but mated; xDD how, ^-^ I do UwU nyot know. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. >_> It is a x3 fauwt ^w^ that springeth OwO fwom ^-^ youw >w< eye. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 Fow xDD gazing on ^-^ youw >w< beams, ^.^ faiw sun, being by. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. ^-^ Gaze >w< whewe :33 you >_< shouwd, ^-^ and ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU cweaw ^-^ youw ÚwÚ sight. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :33 As ^w^ good uWu to wink, sweet love, ÚwÚ as >w< wook on night. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. ^.^ Why UwU caww :33 you :33 me >w< wove? x3 Caww >_> my ;;w;; sistew >_< so. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. >w< Thy :3 sistew's ^.^ sistew. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. xDD That's >_> my ^.^ sistew. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. >w< Nyo; 
>_> It is thyself, mine ^-^ own self's xDD bettew :3 pawt; 
Mine x3 eye's UwU cweaw ^-^ eye, >_> my dear xDD heawt's dearer heart, 
^w^ My food, >_> my ^w^ fowtunye, ^-^ and >_> my sweet ^-^ hope's uWu aim, 
^w^ My ^w^ sowe x3 eawth's :33 heaven, ^-^ and >_> my heaven's claim. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ this >_> my ;;w;; sistew UwU is, >w< ow else OwO shouwd OwO be. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Caww thyself ^w^ sistew, >w< sweet, for ^-^ I am ;;w;; thee; 
^.^ Thee >w< wiww ^-^ I love, ^-^ and xDD with ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ wead >_> my ^-^ wife; 
Thou UwU hast xDD nyo :3 husband yet, >_< nyow ^-^ I xDD nyo ÚwÚ wife. 
^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. OwO O, soft, sir, hold :33 you >_< stiww; 
>_< I'ww fetch >_> my ;;w;; sistew uWu to x3 get ;;w;; hew ^w^ good :3 wiww. 
^.^ <Exit ÚwÚ WUCIANyA 

^-^ Entew >_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. 

xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, xDD Dwomio! ;;w;; Whewe OwO wun'st >w< thou 
;;w;; so xDD fast? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 Do :33 you >_< knyow me, >_> siw? ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I xDD Dwomio? 
ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I ^-^ youw man? ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I ^.^ mysewf? 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. Thou UwU awt >w< Dwomio, >w< thou UwU awt >_> my 
;;w;; man, >w< thou UwU awt ^.^ thysewf. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I am :3 an ^-^ ass, ^-^ I am a :3 woman's ;;w;; man, ^-^ and ^-^ besides 
uWu mysewf. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 What :3 woman's ;;w;; man, ^-^ and how ^-^ besides thyself? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, sir, ^-^ besides x3 mysewf, ^-^ I am UwU due 
uWu to a woman-one ^w^ that claims me, >w< onye ^w^ that haunts me, >w< onye 
^w^ that >w< wiww have >w< me. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 What x3 cwaim x3 ways she uWu to uWu thee? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, sir, >_< such x3 cwaim ÚwÚ as :33 you :3 wouwd 
lay uWu to ^-^ youw ÚwÚ howse; ^-^ and she :3 wouwd have :33 me ÚwÚ as a ^.^ beast: UwU nyot 
that, ^-^ I being a >_> beast, she :3 wouwd have x3 me; but ^w^ that ^.^ she, 
being a :3 vewy xDD beastwy >w< cweatuwe, x3 ways x3 cwaim uWu to >w< me. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 What is she? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. xDD A :3 vewy reverent ;;w;; body; :33 ay, >_< such a >w< onye 
ÚwÚ as a man ^w^ may UwU nyot UwU speak :3 of :33 without UwU he say 'Sir-reverence.' 
^-^ I have but x3 wean luck ^-^ in >w< the >w< match, ^-^ and yet is she a 
^.^ wondwous ÚwÚ fat uWu mawwiage. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. UwU How dost >w< thou UwU mean a ÚwÚ fat ;;w;; mawwiage? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, sir, she's >w< the >_< kitchen-wench, 
^-^ and ;;w;; aww grease; ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what ÚwÚ use uWu to put ;;w;; hew uWu to but 
uWu to uWu make a lamp :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ and run OwO fwom ;;w;; hew :3 by ;;w;; hew ^-^ own x3 wight. 
^-^ I warrant, ;;w;; hew x3 wags ^-^ and >w< the :33 tawwow ^-^ in them >w< wiww burn 
>_> Powand winter. UwU If she xDD wives :3 tiww doomsday, >_> she'ww burn 
week >_> wongew than >w< the uWu whowe world. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 What :33 compwexion is she of? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. Swart, OwO wike >_> my shoe; but ;;w;; hew UwU face 
OwO nyothing OwO wike ;;w;; so :33 cwean >w< kept; for OwO why, she >_< sweats, a man ^w^ may 
^w^ go OwO ovew shoes ^-^ in >w< the x3 gwime :3 of uWu it. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. xDD That's a x3 fauwt ^w^ that water >w< wiww mend. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Nyo, sir, ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ in xDD gwain; ^-^ Nyoah's ^w^ fwood 
^-^ couwd UwU nyot do uWu it. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. What's ;;w;; hew ;;w;; nyame? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Nyeww, sir; but ;;w;; hew name ^-^ and xDD thwee 
^w^ quawtews, UwU that's :3 an ell ^-^ and xDD thwee ^w^ quawtews, >w< wiww UwU nyot :3 measuwe 
;;w;; hew OwO fwom ^w^ hip uWu to ÚwÚ hip. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. UwU Then she >_< beaws ÚwÚ some >_> bweadth? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :33 Nyo >_> wongew OwO fwom ^.^ head uWu to ^.^ foot than 
OwO fwom ^w^ hip uWu to hip: she is ;;w;; sphewicaw, OwO wike a globe; ^-^ I ^-^ couwd find 
:33 out ÚwÚ countwies ^-^ in x3 hew. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^.^ In what ^.^ pawt :3 of ;;w;; hew body ^.^ stands OwO Iwewand? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, sir, ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >_> buttocks; ^-^ I x3 found it :33 out :3 by 
>w< the OwO bogs. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Whewe x3 Scotwand? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I x3 found it :3 by >w< the barrenness, :33 hawd ^-^ in 
>w< the :3 pawm :3 of >w< the ;;w;; hand. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Whewe France? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^.^ In ;;w;; hew ^w^ fowehead, ^w^ awm'd ^-^ and reverted, 
UwU making ^-^ waw ÚwÚ against ;;w;; hew OwO heiw. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Whewe OwO Engwand? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I OwO wook'd for >w< the >w< chawky cliffs, but ^-^ I 
^-^ couwd find xDD nyo >_> whitenyess ^-^ in ^.^ them; but ^-^ I guess it >w< stood ^-^ in ;;w;; hew 
uWu chin, :3 by >w< the uWu sawt ÚwÚ wheum ^w^ that ran between >_< Fwance ^-^ and uWu it. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Whewe >_> Spain? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ Faith, ^-^ I OwO saw it not, but ^-^ I felt it hot ^-^ in 
;;w;; hew >_> bweath. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Whewe >w< Amewica, >w< the >_< Indies? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. OwO O, sir, upon ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ nyose, :3 an ^.^ o'ew OwO embewwished xDD with 
xDD wubies, x3 cawbuncwes, UwU sapphiwes, :3 decwinying their rich :3 aspect uWu to >w< the 
hot >_< bweath :3 of ^-^ Spain; ;;w;; who >_> sent uWu whowe >_< awmadoes :3 of caracks uWu to >_< be 
OwO bawwast :3 at ;;w;; hew nose. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Whewe >w< stood Belgia, >w< the Netherlands? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. OwO O, x3 Siw, ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot >w< wook ;;w;; so UwU wow. >_< To 
conclude: ^w^ this ^-^ dwudge >w< ow :3 divinyew OwO waid x3 cwaim uWu to x3 me; call'd :33 me 
Dwomio; ^.^ swowe ^-^ I >_> was assur'd uWu to :3 hew; >_< towd :33 me what privy 
^-^ mawks ^-^ I ^w^ had uWu about me, >_> as, >w< the >_< mawk :3 of >_> my >_< shouwdew, >w< the 
UwU mowe ^-^ in >_> my neck, >w< the >_> gweat ;;w;; wawt on >_> my UwU weft arm, ^w^ that ;;w;; I, 
xDD amaz'd, ran OwO fwom ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ as a :33 witch. 
And, ^-^ I think, >_> if >_> my :3 bweast ^w^ had UwU nyot OwO been uWu made :3 of faith, 
^-^ and >_> my :33 heawt :3 of ^-^ steew, 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ had x3 twansfowm'd :33 me uWu to a curtal UwU dog, ^-^ and uWu made :33 me ^w^ tuwn ^.^ i' >_> th' ÚwÚ wheew. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 Go >_< hie ÚwÚ thee uWu pwesentwy ÚwÚ post uWu to >w< the ^-^ woad; 
;;w;; An >_> if >w< the ^.^ wind x3 bwow :33 any x3 way OwO fwom ^.^ showe, 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ÚwÚ hawbouw ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU town xDD to-nyight. 
UwU If :33 any ^-^ bawk put forth, come uWu to >w< the >w< mawt, 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ wawk :3 tiww >w< thou ^w^ wetuwn uWu to >w< me. 
UwU If >_> evewy >w< onye UwU knyows us, ^-^ and ;;w;; we >_< knyow none, 
'Tis time, ^-^ I think, uWu to UwU twudge, pack ^-^ and >_< be gone. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :33 As OwO fwom a ;;w;; beaw a man :3 wouwd run for >_< wife, 
So OwO fwy ^-^ I OwO fwom ;;w;; hew ^w^ that :3 wouwd >_< be >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
^.^ <Exit 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. Thewe's none but x3 witches do inhabit ;;w;; hewe, 
And x3 thewefowe ÚwÚ 'tis >_> high :3 time ^w^ that ^-^ I were >_< hence. 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ that x3 doth UwU caww :33 me :3 husband, uWu even >_> my ^w^ souw 
^.^ Doth for a uWu wife ^-^ abhow. xDD But ;;w;; hew ^.^ faiw ^w^ sistew, 
^.^ Possess'd xDD with >_< such a ÚwÚ gentwe sovereign ;;w;; gwace, 
Of >_< such ^-^ enchanting presence ^-^ and UwU discouwse, 
uWu Hath almost uWu made :33 me UwU twaitow uWu to myself; 
>w< But, >_> west myself >_< be x3 guiwty uWu to :33 sewf-wwong, 
>_< I'ww >w< stop mine >_< eaws ÚwÚ against >w< the mermaid's song. 

^-^ Entew x3 ANGEWO xDD with >w< the chain 

:3 ANGEWO. >w< Mastew :3 Antiphowus! 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Ay, UwU that's >_> my name. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^-^ I >_< knyow it UwU weww, ^-^ siw. :3 Wo, ÚwÚ hewe is >w< the :33 chain. 
^-^ I :3 thought uWu to have xDD ta'en :33 you :3 at >w< the xDD Powpentinye; 
^.^ The chain unfinish'd uWu made :33 me x3 stay UwU thus long. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 What is ^-^ youw >w< wiww ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< shaww do xDD with xDD this? 
:3 ANGEWO. :3 What UwU pwease ÚwÚ youwsewf, sir; ^-^ I have uWu made it for ÚwÚ you. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ Made it for me, :33 siw! ^-^ I bespoke it uWu nyot. 
:3 ANGEWO. uWu Nyot once >_< nyow twice, but twenty xDD times :33 you >w< have. 
:3 Go home xDD with ^w^ it, ^-^ and UwU pwease ^-^ youw uWu wife >_> withaw; 
And UwU soon :3 at ^-^ suppew-time >_< I'ww ^-^ visit ^.^ you, 
And :33 then >_> weceive >_> my ^.^ monyey for >w< the :33 chain. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, sir, >_> weceive >w< the ^.^ monyey uWu nyow, 
:3 Fow ^w^ feaw :33 you >w< nye'ew see chain >_< nyow ^.^ monyey >w< mowe. 
:3 ANGEWO. You are a uWu mewwy ;;w;; man, sir; fare :33 you ^.^ weww. 
^.^ <Exit 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 What ^-^ I OwO shouwd xDD think :3 of ^w^ this ;;w;; cannyot :33 teww: 
xDD But ^w^ this ^-^ I think, >_< thewe's xDD nyo man is ;;w;; so uWu vain 
:33 That :3 wouwd :3 wefuse ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw :3 an ^.^ offew'd :33 chain. 
^-^ I see a man ÚwÚ hewe xDD nyeeds UwU nyot >_< wive :3 by uWu shifts, 
When ^-^ in >w< the uWu stweets UwU he x3 meets >_< such xDD gowden ^.^ gifts. 
>_< I'ww uWu to >w< the >w< mawt, ^-^ and >w< thewe for >_> Dwomio ^w^ stay; 
UwU If :33 any ^-^ ship put x3 out, :33 then straight uWu away. 
^.^ <Exit 


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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE >_< 1 

xDD A ÚwÚ pubwic :3 pwace 

^-^ Entew SECOND >_> MEWCHANT, uWu ANGEWO, ^-^ and :3 an OwO OFFICEW 

SECOND xDD MEWCHANT. You >_< knyow >_> since ^w^ Pentecost >w< the >_> sum is ÚwÚ due, 
And >_> since ^-^ I have UwU nyot ÚwÚ much importun'd you; 
>_> Nyow now ^-^ I ^w^ had not, but ^w^ that ^-^ I am ^.^ bound 
>_< To OwO Pewsia, ^-^ and >_< want ^w^ guiwdews for >_> my xDD voyage. 
Therefore uWu make present ^w^ satisfaction, 
>_> Ow >_< I'ww x3 attach :33 you :3 by ^w^ this uWu officew. 
:3 ANGEWO. uWu Even UwU just >w< the >_> sum ^w^ that ^-^ I do ^-^ owe uWu to :33 you 
Is growing uWu to :33 me :3 by OwO Antiphowus; 
And ^-^ in >w< the >w< instant ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< met xDD with :33 you 
He ^w^ had :3 of :33 me a ;;w;; chain; :3 at ÚwÚ five x3 o'cwock 
^-^ I >_< shaww >_> weceive >w< the ^.^ monyey for >w< the ^w^ same. 
^.^ Pweaseth :33 you ^.^ wawk xDD with :33 me OwO down uWu to ^.^ his uWu house, 
^-^ I >w< wiww >w< dischawge >_> my x3 bond, ^-^ and UwU thank :33 you >_< too. 

^-^ Entew xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF EPHESUS, ^-^ and >_> DWOMIO UwU OF EPHESUS, OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ COUWTEZAN'S 

OFFICER. :33 That UwU wabouw ^w^ may :33 you ÚwÚ save; see >w< whewe UwU he :33 comes. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. uWu Whiwe ^-^ I ^w^ go uWu to >w< the uWu gowdsmith's uWu house, ^w^ go >w< thou 
And :3 buy a rope's >_> end; ^w^ that >w< wiww ^-^ I >_< bestow 
Among >_> my uWu wife ^-^ and ;;w;; hew confederates, 
:3 Fow >_> wocking :33 me :33 out :3 of >_> my ^w^ doows :3 by ;;w;; day. 
>w< But, soft, ^-^ I see >w< the :3 gowdsmith. Get ÚwÚ thee gone; 
x3 Buy >w< thou a uWu wope, ^-^ and >_< bwing it home uWu to >w< me. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ I :3 buy a >_> thousand ^-^ pound a year; ^-^ I :3 buy a rope. 
^.^ <Exit >_> DWOMIO 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. xDD A man is ^w^ weww ^-^ howp :3 up ^w^ that x3 twusts uWu to >_> you! 
^-^ I promised ^-^ youw presence ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; chain; 
xDD But ^w^ nyeithew chain >_< nyow uWu gowdsmith came uWu to >w< me. 
:3 Bewike :33 you :3 thought x3 ouw :33 wove :3 wouwd last x3 too :33 wong, 
UwU If it were >_< chain'd xDD togethew, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe came uWu nyot. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^.^ Saving ^-^ youw uWu mewwy ^-^ humouw, >_> hewe's >w< the UwU nyote 
UwU How ÚwÚ much ^-^ youw chain weighs uWu to >w< the utmost carat, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ finyenyess :3 of >w< the :3 gowd, ^-^ and >_< chawgefuw >w< fashion, 
Which x3 doth amount uWu to xDD thwee OwO odd ducats :33 mowe 
uWu Than ^-^ I >_< stand UwU debted uWu to ^w^ this xDD gentweman. 
^-^ I pray :33 you see xDD him uWu pwesentwy UwU dischawg'd, 
:3 Fow UwU he is ^.^ bound uWu to sea, ^-^ and stays but for uWu it. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ I am UwU nyot furnish'd xDD with >w< the present money; 
:33 Besides, ^-^ I have ÚwÚ some business ^-^ in >w< the town. 
Good OwO signyiow, ^w^ take >w< the stranger uWu to >_> my uWu house, 
And xDD with :33 you ^w^ take >w< the ^w^ chain, ^-^ and :33 bid >_> my uWu wife 
xDD Disbuwse >w< the >_> sum on >w< the xDD weceipt :3 theweof. 
Perchance ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be >w< thewe ÚwÚ as UwU soon ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ you. 
:3 ANGEWO. UwU Then :33 you >w< wiww >_< bwing >w< the chain uWu to ;;w;; hew UwU youwsewf? 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. >w< Nyo; ;;w;; beaw it xDD with ^.^ you, >_> west ^-^ I come UwU nyot :3 time xDD enyough. 
:3 ANGEWO. xDD Weww, sir, ^-^ I :3 wiww. >_< Have :33 you >w< the chain uWu about :33 you? 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ;;w;; An >_> if ^-^ I have not, sir, ^-^ I hope :33 you x3 have; 
>_> Ow else :33 you ^w^ may ^w^ wetuwn :33 without ^-^ youw ÚwÚ monyey. 
:3 ANGEWO. Nay, come, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, sir, >w< give :33 me >w< the ;;w;; chain; 
ÚwÚ Both ^.^ wind ^-^ and tide stays for ^w^ this ^w^ gentweman, 
And ;;w;; I, uWu to ÚwÚ bwame, have :3 hewd xDD him ÚwÚ hewe x3 too long. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Good :3 Wowd! :33 you ÚwÚ use ^w^ this ^.^ dawwiance uWu to >w< excuse 
;;w;; Youw x3 bweach :3 of x3 pwomise uWu to >w< the xDD Powpentinye; 
^-^ I OwO shouwd have :33 chid :33 you for UwU nyot bringing ^w^ it, 
>w< But, OwO wike a ^.^ shwew, :33 you >_> fiwst begin uWu to brawl. 
SECOND xDD MEWCHANT. ^.^ The hour ÚwÚ steaws >w< on; ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, sir, :3 dispatch. 
:3 ANGEWO. You >_> heaw how UwU he ^-^ impowtunyes me-the >_> chain! 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. :3 Why, >w< give it uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ and fetch ^-^ youw ÚwÚ monyey. 
:3 ANGEWO. uWu Come, come, :33 you >_< knyow ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave it :33 you uWu even UwU nyow. 
>w< Eithew ^.^ send >w< the chain >w< ow ^.^ send :3 by :33 me ÚwÚ some >w< token. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. >w< Fie, now :33 you run ^w^ this OwO humouw :33 out :3 of ^.^ bweath! 
uWu Come, >w< whewe's >w< the UwU chain? ^-^ I pray :33 you let :33 me see uWu it. 
SECOND xDD MEWCHANT. ^w^ My business ;;w;; cannyot UwU bwook ^w^ this :33 dawwiance. 
Good sir, say >w< whe'w ^.^ you'ww answer :33 me >w< ow no; 
UwU If not, >_< I'ww uWu weave xDD him uWu to >w< the uWu officew. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ I answer >_> you! :3 What OwO shouwd ^-^ I answer :33 you? 
:3 ANGEWO. ^.^ The ^.^ monyey ^w^ that :33 you ^-^ owe :33 me for >w< the :33 chain. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ I ^-^ owe :33 you none :3 tiww ^-^ I >_> weceive >w< the :33 chain. 
:3 ANGEWO. You >_< knyow ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave it :33 you :3 hawf :3 an hour x3 since. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. You ÚwÚ gave :33 me ^w^ nyonye; :33 you ^-^ wwong :33 me ÚwÚ much uWu to say >_< so. 
:3 ANGEWO. You ^-^ wwong :33 me ^-^ mowe, sir, ^-^ in ;;w;; denying uWu it. 
Consider how it ^.^ stands upon >_> my UwU cwedit. 
SECOND xDD MEWCHANT. xDD Weww, >_< officew, OwO awwest xDD him :3 at >_> my >w< suit. 
OFFICER. ^-^ I ^w^ do; ^-^ and charge :33 you ^-^ in >w< the Duke's name uWu to xDD obey >w< me. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^.^ This uWu touches :33 me ^-^ in >w< weputation. 
>w< Eithew consent uWu to ^-^ pay ^w^ this >_> sum for me, 
>_> Ow ^-^ I x3 attach :33 you :3 by ^w^ this uWu officew. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Consent uWu to ^-^ pay ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that ^-^ I UwU nyevew xDD had! 
Arrest me, x3 foowish fellow, >_> if >w< thou ^w^ daw'st. 
:3 ANGEWO. uWu Hewe is thy xDD fee; OwO awwest :3 him, uWu officew. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot spare >_> my brother ^-^ in ^w^ this case, 
UwU If UwU he OwO shouwd OwO scown :33 me ;;w;; so ^w^ appawentwy. 
OFFICER. ^-^ I do OwO awwest ^.^ you, sir; :33 you >_> heaw >w< the >w< suit. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ I do xDD obey ÚwÚ thee :3 tiww ^-^ I >w< give ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; baiw. 
>w< But, sirrah, :33 you >_< shaww :3 buy ^w^ this >_> spowt ÚwÚ as dear 
:33 As ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ metaw ^-^ in ^-^ youw shop >w< wiww answer. 
:3 ANGEWO. x3 Siw, sir, ^-^ I >_< shaww have :3 waw ^-^ in Ephesus, 
>_< To ^-^ youw OwO nyotowious >w< shame, ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt it uWu nyot. 

^-^ Entew >_> DWOMIO UwU OF :3 SYWACUSE, OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ bay 

>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, >_< thewe's a ^-^ bawk :3 of :3 Epidamnyum 
:33 That stays but :3 tiww ;;w;; hew owner ÚwÚ comes UwU aboawd, 
And uWu then, sir, she >_< beaws uWu away. >_< Ouw ^-^ fwaughtage, sir, 
^-^ I have ^.^ convey'd :33 aboawd; ^-^ and ^-^ I have uWu bought 
^.^ The ^w^ oiw, >w< the balsamum, ^-^ and aqua-vitx. 
^.^ The ^-^ ship is ^-^ in ;;w;; hew trim; >w< the uWu mewwy ^.^ wind 
OwO Bwows ^.^ faiw OwO fwom ;;w;; wand; :33 they x3 stay for :33 nyought :3 at :3 an 
xDD But for their owner, uWu mastew, ^-^ and yourself. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. UwU How OwO nyow! a >_> madman? :3 Why, >w< thou uWu peevish :33 sheep, 
:3 What ^-^ ship :3 of :3 Epidamnyum stays for ÚwÚ me? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. xDD A ^-^ ship :33 you >_> sent :33 me x3 to, uWu to hire :33 waftage. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^.^ THOU drunken ^w^ swave! ^-^ I >_> sent >w< the for a uWu wope; 
And >_< towd ÚwÚ thee uWu to what OwO puwpose ^-^ and what >_< end. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. YOU >_> sent :33 me for a rope's UwU end ÚwÚ as ^w^ soon- 
You >_> sent :33 me uWu to >w< the :3 bay, sir, for a OwO bawk. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ I Will debate ^w^ this :3 mattew :3 at :33 mowe ;;w;; weisuwe, 
And ^-^ teach ^-^ youw >_< eaws uWu to ^w^ wist :33 me xDD with :33 mowe xDD heed. 
>_< To Adriana, villain, >_< hie ÚwÚ thee xDD stwaight; 
^w^ Give ;;w;; hew ^w^ this :3 key, ^-^ and tell ;;w;; hew ^-^ in >w< the xDD desk 
xDD That's xDD covew'd ^.^ o'ew xDD with >_> Tuwkish tapestry 
;;w;; Thewe is a ^.^ puwse :3 of ;;w;; ducats; let ;;w;; hew ^.^ send uWu it. 
Tell ;;w;; hew ^-^ I am :33 awwested ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; stweet, 
And ^w^ that >_< shaww :3 baiw x3 me; >_< hie ^-^ thee, :33 swave, >_< be gone. 
>w< On, >_< officew, uWu to prison :3 tiww it ^-^ come. 
>w< <Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >_> DWOMIO 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. >_< To ^-^ Adwianya! ^w^ that is >w< whewe ;;w;; we ^-^ din'd, 
;;w;; Whewe UwU Dowsabew >w< did x3 cwaim :33 me for ;;w;; hew xDD husband. 
ÚwÚ She is x3 too ^w^ big, ^-^ I x3 hope, for :33 me uWu to xDD compass. 
x3 Thithew ^-^ I >_< must, although ÚwÚ against >_> my will, 
:3 Fow servants must their masters' >w< minds OwO fuwfiw. 
^.^ <Exit 


^w^ SCENyE OwO 2 

^.^ The house :3 of xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ^-^ EPHESUS 

^-^ Entew x3 ADWIANyA ^-^ and ÚwÚ WUCIANyA 

UwU ADWIANyA. >_< Ah, Luciana, >w< did UwU he >w< tempt ÚwÚ thee so? 
>_< Might'st >w< thou :3 pewceive ^.^ austewewy ^-^ in ^.^ his eye 
:33 That UwU he >w< did xDD pwead ^-^ in ^.^ eawnyest? uWu Yea >w< ow no? 
xDD Wook'd UwU he >w< ow ^.^ wed >w< ow pale, >w< ow ;;w;; sad >w< ow merrily? 
:3 What observation ^w^ mad'st >w< thou ^-^ in ^w^ this case 
Of ^.^ his xDD heawt's ;;w;; meteows tilting ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD face? 
^.^ WUCIANyA. >_< Fiwst UwU he >w< denyied :33 you ^w^ had ^-^ in xDD him xDD nyo right. 
UwU ADWIANyA. He OwO meant UwU he >w< did :33 me :33 nyonye-the :33 mowe >_> my spite. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. UwU Then ^.^ swowe UwU he ^w^ that UwU he >_> was a stranger uWu hewe. 
UwU ADWIANyA. And OwO twue UwU he swore, though yet ;;w;; fowswown UwU he ^w^ wewe. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. UwU Then x3 pweaded ^-^ I for ÚwÚ you. 
UwU ADWIANyA. And what ^-^ said ^-^ he? 
^.^ WUCIANyA. :33 That :33 wove ^-^ I begg'd for :33 you UwU he begg'd :3 of >w< me. 
UwU ADWIANyA. With what ^w^ pewsuasion >w< did UwU he >w< tempt thy >w< wove? 
^.^ WUCIANyA. With >_> wowds ^w^ that ^-^ in :3 an uWu honyest ^-^ suit :33 might >w< move. 
>_< Fiwst UwU he >w< did praise >_> my OwO beauty, :33 then >_> my UwU speech. 
UwU ADWIANyA. ;;w;; Didst UwU speak xDD him fair? 
^.^ WUCIANyA. >_< Have >_> patience, ^-^ I beseech. 
UwU ADWIANyA. ^-^ I >_> cannyot, >_< nyow ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot hold :33 me >_< stiww; 
^w^ My uWu tongue, though UwU nyot >_> my heart, >_< shaww have ^.^ his :3 wiww. 
He is deformed, ;;w;; cwooked, >_< owd, ^-^ and >_> sewe, 
x3 Iww-fac'd, worse >_> bodied, >_> shapewess ÚwÚ evewywhewe; 
^w^ Vicious, xDD ungentwe, foolish, ^-^ bwunt, unkind; 
^.^ Stigmaticaw ^-^ in making, worse ^-^ in :3 mind. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. >_< Who :3 wouwd >_< be >w< jeawous :33 then :3 of >_< such a :3 onye? 
:33 Nyo x3 eviw :33 wost is ;;w;; waiw'd uWu when it is gone. 
UwU ADWIANyA. >_< Ah, but ^-^ I xDD think xDD him xDD bettew than ^-^ I say, 
And yet :3 wouwd x3 hewein others' ^.^ eyes were >_> wowse. 
x3 Faw OwO fwom ;;w;; hew xDD nyest >w< the ^-^ wapwing cries away; 
^w^ My :33 heawt ^w^ pways for :3 him, though >_> my tongue do ^.^ cuwse. 

^-^ Entew >_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. 

>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. uWu Hewe go-the desk, >w< the ÚwÚ puwse. ^-^ Sweet 
uWu nyow, uWu make >w< haste. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. UwU How UwU hast >w< thou :33 wost thy x3 bweath? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. By running >_> fast. 
UwU ADWIANyA. ;;w;; Whewe is thy uWu mastew, xDD Dwomio? Is UwU he UwU weww? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ he's ^-^ in ^w^ Tawtaw limbo, worse than hell. 
xDD A devil ^-^ in :3 an uWu evewwasting >w< gawment hath xDD him; 
uWu Onye :3 whose :33 hawd :33 heawt is UwU button'd :3 up xDD with xDD steew; 
xDD A :3 fiend, a ;;w;; faiwy, OwO pitiwess ^-^ and rough; 
xDD A OwO wowf, ^.^ nyay ^-^ wowse, a uWu fewwow ;;w;; aww ^-^ in >w< buff; 
xDD A ^.^ back-fwiend, a shoulder-clapper, >w< onye ^w^ that ^w^ countewmands 
^.^ The uWu passages :3 of >_> awweys, x3 cweeks, ^-^ and narrow ^w^ wands; 
xDD A ^.^ hound ^w^ that UwU wuns ;;w;; countew, ^-^ and yet :3 dwaws >_> dwy-foot :3 weww; 
uWu Onye that, :33 befowe >w< the ^-^ Judgment, carries x3 poow >_< souws uWu to hell. 
UwU ADWIANyA. :3 Why, ;;w;; man, what is >w< the x3 mattew? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< knyow >w< the matter; UwU he is :3 wested on >w< the ;;w;; case. 
UwU ADWIANyA. ^w^ What, is UwU he arrested? Tell me, :3 at :3 whose >_> suit? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot :3 at :3 whose ^-^ suit UwU he is :33 awwested :3 weww; 
xDD But ÚwÚ he's ^-^ in a ^-^ suit :3 of ^.^ buff xDD which 'rested :3 him, ^w^ that ^w^ can ^-^ I xDD teww. 
Will :33 you ^.^ send :3 him, mistress, :33 wedemption, >w< the ^.^ monyey ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU desk? 
UwU ADWIANyA. :3 Go fetch ^w^ it, ^.^ sistew. UwU [Exit ^.^ WUCIANyA] ^.^ This ^-^ I x3 wondew at: 
Thus UwU he >_< unknyown uWu to :33 me OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ in >_< debt. 
Tell me, >_> was UwU he :33 awwested on a :3 band? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. on a :3 band, but on a >_< stwongew ^w^ thing, 
xDD A ^w^ chain, a :33 chain. :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot >_> heaw it UwU wing? 
UwU ADWIANyA. ^w^ What, >w< the UwU chain? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, >w< the :33 beww; ÚwÚ 'tis :3 time ^w^ that ^-^ I were gone. 
>_> It >_> was x3 two ^-^ ewe ^-^ I UwU weft :3 him, ^-^ and now >w< the ;;w;; cwock strikes ^w^ onye. 
UwU ADWIANyA. ^.^ The >w< houws come >w< back! :33 That >w< did ^-^ I UwU nyevew >w< heaw. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. O yes. UwU If :33 any hour meet a ÚwÚ sewgeant, 
x3 'a :3 tuwns >_< back for :3 vewy >_< feaw. 
UwU ADWIANyA. :33 As >_> if ÚwÚ Time were ^-^ in :33 debt! UwU How ;;w;; fondwy dost >w< thou ^-^ weason! 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ Time is a :3 vewy ^-^ bankwupt, ^-^ and UwU owes 
:33 mowe than ÚwÚ he's worth uWu to season. 
Nay, ÚwÚ he's a xDD thief >_< too: have :33 you UwU nyot heard ^-^ men say 
:33 That ÚwÚ Time ÚwÚ comes ^.^ steawing on :3 by night ^-^ and >_< day? 
UwU If x3 'a >_< be ^-^ in ^.^ debt ^-^ and theft, ^-^ and a uWu sewgeant ^-^ in >w< the OwO way, 
uWu Hath UwU he UwU nyot :3 weason uWu to ^w^ tuwn >_< back :3 an hour ^-^ in a >_< day? 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ WUCIANyA xDD with a ^.^ puwse 

UwU ADWIANyA. ^.^ Go, >w< Dwomio, >_< thewe's >w< the money; ;;w;; beaw it UwU stwaight, 
And >_< bwing thy ^w^ mastew home immediately. 
uWu Come, sister; ^-^ I am ;;w;; pwess'd OwO down xDD with conceit- 
;;w;; Conceit, >_> my x3 comfowt ^-^ and >_> my OwO injuwy. 
>w< <Exeunt 


^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 3 

^.^ The :3 mawt 

^-^ Entew xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF SYRACUSE 

xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. Thewe's UwU nyot a man ^-^ I meet but x3 doth salute :33 me 
:33 As >_> if ^-^ I were their ^w^ weww-acquainted ^-^ fwiend; 
And >_> evewy >w< onye x3 doth UwU caww :33 me :3 by >_> my name. 
^.^ Some tender ^.^ monyey uWu to me, ÚwÚ some >_> invite me, 
^.^ Some x3 othew >w< give :33 me UwU thanks for OwO kindnyesses, 
^.^ Some x3 offew :33 me x3 commodities uWu to buy; 
uWu Even now a x3 taiwow call'd :33 me ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< shop, 
And UwU show'd :33 me silks ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ had uWu bought for me, 
And ^w^ thewewithaw took :3 measuwe :3 of >_> my :33 body. 
uWu Suwe, uWu these are but ^w^ imaginyawy >_< wiwes, 
And Lapland ^-^ sowcewews inhabit uWu hewe. 

^-^ Entew >_> DWOMIO UwU OF SYRACUSE 

>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, >_> hewe's >w< the >_< gowd :33 you >_> sent :33 me 
>_< fow. ^w^ What, have :33 you ^w^ got >w< the picture :3 of old ;;w;; Adam >_< nyew-appaweww'd? 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 What >_< gowd is xDD this? :3 What ;;w;; Adam dost >w< thou mean? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. uWu Nyot ^w^ that ;;w;; Adam ^w^ that ÚwÚ kept >w< the Paradise, 
but ^w^ that ;;w;; Adam ^w^ that xDD keeps >w< the prison; UwU he ^w^ that :3 goes ^-^ in >w< the 
;;w;; cawf's ^-^ skin ^w^ that >_> was kill'd for >w< the x3 Pwodigaw; UwU he ^w^ that came x3 behind 
^.^ you, sir, OwO wike :3 an x3 eviw ^w^ angew, ^-^ and :33 bid :33 you forsake ^-^ youw ^-^ wibewty. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I understand ÚwÚ thee uWu nyot. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. No? :3 Why, ÚwÚ 'tis a UwU pwain case: UwU he ^w^ that 
^w^ went, OwO wike a xDD bass-viow, ^-^ in a case :3 of leather; >w< the ;;w;; man, sir, 
that, uWu when OwO gentwemen are UwU tiwed, xDD gives them a xDD sob, ^-^ and :33 west 
^.^ them; ÚwÚ he, sir, ^w^ that >_> takes :33 pity on decayed men, ^-^ and >w< give 
them suits :3 of xDD duwance; UwU he ^w^ that ÚwÚ sets :3 up ^.^ his :33 west uWu to do :33 mowe 
;;w;; expwoits xDD with ^.^ his mace than a UwU mowwis-pike. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^w^ What, >w< thou mean'st :3 an :3 officew? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Ay, sir, >w< the uWu sewgeant :3 of >w< the band; 
^w^ that UwU bwings :33 any man uWu to answer it ^w^ that x3 bweaks ^.^ his band; on 
^w^ that :33 thinks a man uWu awways going uWu to UwU bed, ^-^ and x3 says 'God >w< give 
:33 you ^w^ good ^.^ west!' 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. xDD Weww, sir, >w< thewe :33 west ^-^ in ^-^ youw foolery. Is 
>w< thewe :33 any ^-^ ship puts ^-^ fowth ÚwÚ to-nyight? :3 May ;;w;; we >_< be :33 gonye? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 Why, sir, ^-^ I brought :33 you :3 wowd :3 an 
hour >_> since ^w^ that >w< the ^-^ bawk Expedition put ^-^ fowth >_> to-nyight; ^-^ and 
:33 then were :33 you >w< hind'wed :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ sewgeant, uWu to tarry for >w< the 
:33 boy ^w^ Deway. uWu Hewe are >w< the angels ^w^ that :33 you >_> sent for uWu to >w< dewivew ÚwÚ you. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^.^ The uWu fewwow is >_> distwact, ^-^ and ;;w;; so am I; 
And ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; we wander ^-^ in >_> iwwusions. 
^.^ Some xDD bwessed ÚwÚ powew >w< dewivew uWu us OwO fwom hence! 

^-^ Entew a >w< COUWTEZAN 

COURTEZAN. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ met, ^w^ weww ^w^ met, >w< Mastew x3 Antiphowus. 
^-^ I see, sir, :33 you have x3 found >w< the uWu gowdsmith UwU nyow. 
Is ^w^ that >w< the chain :33 you >_< pwomis'd :33 me :3 to-day? 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. OwO Satan, avoid! ^-^ I charge ^-^ thee, >w< tempt :33 me uWu nyot. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, is ^w^ this Mistress :33 Satan? 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. >_> It is >w< the ^w^ deviw. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. Nay, she is ^-^ wowse, she is >w< the ^.^ deviw's 
ÚwÚ dam, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe she ÚwÚ comes ^-^ in >w< the >_> habit :3 of a :3 wight uWu wench; ^-^ and 
^w^ theweof ÚwÚ comes ^w^ that >w< the x3 wenches say 'God ;;w;; damn ^-^ me!' xDD That's 
ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much uWu to say 'God uWu make :33 me a :3 wight >_< wench!' >_> It is written 
:33 they ÚwÚ appeaw uWu to ^-^ men OwO wike angels :3 of light; :3 wight is :3 an ÚwÚ effect 
:3 of ÚwÚ fiwe, ^-^ and ^w^ fiwe >w< wiww ^w^ buwn; ^w^ ewgo, :3 wight x3 wenches >w< wiww UwU buwn. 
^w^ Come UwU nyot uWu nyeaw x3 hew. 
COURTEZAN. ;;w;; Youw man ^-^ and :33 you are ^w^ mawvewwous merry, ^-^ siw. 
Will :33 you ^w^ go xDD with ÚwÚ me? >w< We'ww :33 mend x3 ouw UwU dinnyew uWu hewe. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, >_> if :33 you ÚwÚ do, xDD expect spoon-meat, 
>w< ow >w< bespeak a long :33 spoon. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. :3 Why, xDD Dwomio? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Mawwy, UwU he must have a long UwU spoon 
^w^ that must >w< eat xDD with >w< the ^w^ deviw. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^w^ Avoid uWu then, >_> fiend! :3 What tell'st >w< thou :33 me :3 of >w< supping? 
Thou >_< awt, ÚwÚ as :33 you are >w< aww, a uWu sowcewess; 
^-^ I ^-^ conjuwe ÚwÚ thee uWu to uWu weave :33 me ^-^ and >_< be gone. 
COURTEZAN. ^w^ Give :33 me >w< the ring :3 of mine :33 you ^w^ had :3 at OwO dinnyew, 
^w^ Ow, for >_> my ^-^ diamond, >w< the chain :33 you promis'd, 
And >_< I'ww >_< be gone, sir, ^-^ and UwU nyot trouble ÚwÚ you. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^.^ Some devils ask but >w< the parings :3 of one's >w< nyaiw, 
xDD A ^.^ wush, a ^-^ haiw, a drop :3 of uWu bwood, a OwO pin, 
xDD A OwO nyut, a uWu chewwy-stonye; 
xDD But ^.^ she, :33 mowe >w< covetous, :3 wouwd have a :33 chain. 
UwU Mastew, >_< be ;;w;; wise; :3 an >_> if :33 you >w< give it >w< hew, 
^.^ The devil >w< wiww shake ;;w;; hew ^w^ chain, ^-^ and xDD fwight uWu us xDD with uWu it. 
COURTEZAN. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, sir, >_> my ^.^ wing, >w< ow else >w< the ;;w;; chain; 
^-^ I hope :33 you do UwU nyot UwU mean uWu to :3 cheat :33 me >_< so. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. >w< Avaunt, >w< thou >_< witch! uWu Come, >w< Dwomio, let uWu us ^w^ go. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. 'Fly OwO pwide' x3 says >w< the peacock. Mistress, ^w^ that :33 you know. 
>w< <Exeunt xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF SYRACUSE ^-^ and >_> DWOMIO UwU OF SYRACUSE 
COURTEZAN. xDD Nyow, :33 out :3 of >_> doubt, Antipholus is >_> mad, 
Else :3 wouwd UwU he UwU nyevew ;;w;; so :3 demean ^.^ himsewf. 
xDD A ring UwU he hath :3 of mine worth UwU fowty >_> ducats, 
And for >w< the ^-^ same UwU he >_< pwomis'd :33 me a ;;w;; chain; 
ÚwÚ Both >w< onye ^-^ and x3 othew UwU he :3 denyies :33 me UwU nyow. 
^.^ The :3 weason ^w^ that ^-^ I xDD gathew UwU he is >_> mad, 
:33 Besides ^w^ this present >_< instance :3 of ^.^ his UwU wage, 
Is a uWu mad x3 tawe UwU he >_< towd xDD to-day :3 at UwU dinnyew 
Of ^.^ his ^-^ own ^w^ doows being x3 shut ÚwÚ against ^.^ his ;;w;; entwance. 
:3 Bewike ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife, xDD acquainted xDD with ^.^ his fits, 
:3 On OwO puwpose x3 shut >w< the ^w^ doows ÚwÚ against ^.^ his way. 
^w^ My x3 way is now uWu to >_< hie home uWu to ^.^ his uWu house, 
And tell ^.^ his uWu wife that, being lunatic, 
He OwO wush'd uWu into >_> my house ^-^ and took UwU pewfowce 
^w^ My ring uWu away. ^.^ This ÚwÚ couwse ^-^ I >w< fittest ^-^ choose, 
:3 Fow UwU fowty ducats is x3 too ÚwÚ much uWu to x3 wose. 
^.^ <Exit 


^w^ SCENyE >_< 4 

xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ^-^ EPHESUS xDD with >w< the OwO OFFICEW 

xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Fear :33 me not, >_< man; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot x3 bweak uWu away. 
>_< I'ww >w< give ^-^ thee, ^-^ ewe ^-^ I uWu weave ^-^ thee, ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much xDD monyey, 
>_< To warrant ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am 'rested >_< fow. 
^w^ My uWu wife is ^-^ in a ^.^ waywawd ^.^ mood uWu to-day, 
And >w< wiww UwU nyot lightly xDD twust >w< the ÚwÚ messengew. 
:33 That ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ attach'd ^-^ in Ephesus, 
^-^ I tell :33 you 'twill sound ^.^ hawshwy ^-^ in ;;w;; hew uWu caws. 

^-^ Entew >_> DWOMIO UwU OF EPHESUS, xDD with a rope's-end 

uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my >_< man; ^-^ I xDD think UwU he UwU bwings >w< the ÚwÚ monyey. 
UwU How uWu nyow, :33 siw! >_< Have :33 you ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> sent :33 you for? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Here's that, ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, >w< wiww ^-^ pay them ÚwÚ aww. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. xDD But >w< whewe's >w< the >w< monyey? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. :3 Why, sir, ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave >w< the ^.^ monyey for >w< the rope. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. x3 Five x3 hundwed >_> ducats, villain, for ÚwÚ wope? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. >_< I'ww >_> sewve ^.^ you, sir, ÚwÚ five x3 hundwed :3 at >w< the rate. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. >_< To what UwU end >w< did ^-^ I :33 bid ÚwÚ thee >_< hie ÚwÚ thee ^w^ home? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. >_< To a xDD wope's-end, sir; ^-^ and uWu to ^w^ that UwU end am ^-^ I 
return'd. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. And uWu to ^w^ that ^w^ end, sir, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< wewcome ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ [Beating :33 him] 
OFFICER. Good sir, >_< be UwU patient. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Nay, ÚwÚ 'tis for :33 me uWu to >_< be >w< patient; ^-^ I am ^-^ in 
^-^ advewsity. 
OFFICER. Good uWu nyow, hold thy ;;w;; tongue. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Nay, :3 wathew x3 pewsuade xDD him uWu to hold ^.^ his :3 hands. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Thou ^-^ whoweson, :33 sensewess >w< viwwain! 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I were ÚwÚ sensewess, sir, ^w^ that ^-^ I 
:33 might UwU nyot feel ^-^ youw blows. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Thou UwU awt sensible ^-^ in OwO nyothing but 
uWu bwows, ^-^ and ;;w;; so is :3 an ÚwÚ ass. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ I am :3 an >w< ass uWu indeed; :33 you ^w^ may >_< pwove it 
:3 by >_> my long UwU 'eaws. ^-^ I have served xDD him OwO fwom >w< the hour :3 of >_> my 
nativity uWu to ^w^ this ^-^ instant, ^-^ and have OwO nyothing :3 at ^.^ his >w< hands for 
>_> my UwU sewvice but blows. When ^-^ I am >_< cowd UwU he ^w^ heats :33 me xDD with 
>_> beating; uWu when ^-^ I am >_> wawm UwU he ^w^ coows :33 me xDD with UwU beating. ^-^ I am 
UwU wak'd xDD with it uWu when ^-^ I sleep; xDD wais'd xDD with it uWu when ^-^ I :33 sit; driven 
:33 out :3 of ^w^ doows xDD with it uWu when ^-^ I ^w^ go OwO fwom ;;w;; home; welcom'd home 
xDD with it uWu when ^-^ I ÚwÚ wetuwn; :33 nyay, ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw it on >_> my >_> shouwdews ÚwÚ as 
uWu beggaw UwU wont ;;w;; hew >_> bwat; ^-^ and ^-^ I think, uWu when UwU he hath >w< wam'd me, 
^-^ I >_< shaww >w< beg xDD with it OwO fwom :33 doow uWu to ÚwÚ doow. 

^-^ Entew :3 ADWIANyA, x3 WUCIANyA, >w< the COURTEZAN, ^-^ and a >_> SCHOOWMASTEW 
call'd ^-^ PINCH 

xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. uWu Come, ^w^ go along; >_> my uWu wife is >w< coming ÚwÚ yondew. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Mistress, x3 'wespice ^-^ finyem,' ^w^ wespect ^-^ youw >_> end; >w< ow 
^w^ wathew, uWu to ^-^ pwophesy OwO wike >w< the parrot, >w< 'Bewawe >w< the rope's-end.' 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. UwU Wiwt >w< thou OwO stiww ÚwÚ tawk? 
ÚwÚ [Beating :33 him] 
COURTEZAN. UwU How say :33 you OwO nyow? Is UwU nyot ^-^ youw :3 husband :3 mad? 
UwU ADWIANyA. :33 His >_> inciviwity ^w^ confiwms xDD nyo xDD wess. 
Good Doctor Pinch, :33 you are a x3 conjuwew: 
>_> Estabwish xDD him ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO twue sense >w< again, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU pwease :33 you what :33 you >w< wiww xDD demand. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. >_> Awas, how ^-^ fiewy ^-^ and how :33 shawp UwU he >w< wooks! 
COURTEZAN. Mark how UwU he trembles ^-^ in ^.^ his :33 ecstasy. 
UwU PINCH. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and let :33 me feel ^-^ youw xDD puwse. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ;;w;; Thewe is >_> my ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and let it feel ^-^ youw ^.^ eaw. 
UwU [Stwiking :33 him] 
UwU PINCH. ^-^ I charge ^-^ thee, OwO Satan, hous'd >_> within ^w^ this ;;w;; man, 
>_< To yield ^w^ possession uWu to >_> my UwU howy >_< pwayews, 
And uWu to thy ^.^ state :3 of darkness >_< hie ÚwÚ thee straight. 
^-^ I ^-^ conjuwe ÚwÚ thee :3 by ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU saints ^-^ in >w< heaven. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^w^ Peace, OwO doting >_> wizawd, x3 peace! ^-^ I am UwU nyot x3 mad. 
UwU ADWIANyA. OwO O, ^w^ that >w< thou ^-^ wewt not, x3 poow ^-^ distwessed soul! 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. You uWu minyion, ^.^ you, are uWu these ^-^ youw customers? 
ÚwÚ Did ^w^ this x3 companyion xDD with >w< the saffron UwU face 
^-^ Wevew ^-^ and xDD feast it :3 at >_> my house uWu to-day, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst upon :33 me >w< the x3 guiwty ^w^ doows were UwU shut, 
And ^-^ I >w< denyied uWu to UwU entew ^-^ in >_> my house? 
UwU ADWIANyA. O :3 husband, >_> God x3 doth >_< knyow :33 you ^.^ din'd :3 at ;;w;; home, 
;;w;; Whewe :3 wouwd :33 you ^w^ had remain'd x3 untiw ^w^ this time, 
Free OwO fwom uWu these ÚwÚ swandews ^-^ and ^w^ this uWu open shame! 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Din'd :3 at xDD home! Thou villain, what x3 sayest ^.^ thou? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. x3 Siw, Sooth uWu to say, :33 you >w< did UwU nyot dine :3 at home. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^.^ Wewe UwU nyot >_> my ^w^ doows lock'd :3 up ^-^ and ^-^ I x3 shut :3 out? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. uWu Pewdie, ^-^ youw ^w^ doows were lock'd ^-^ and :33 you x3 shut x3 out. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. And >w< did UwU nyot she x3 hewsewf revile :33 me ÚwÚ thewe? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ÚwÚ Sans ^.^ fabwe, she x3 hewsewf UwU weviw'd :33 you >w< thewe. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot ;;w;; hew UwU kitchen-maid >w< waiw, ÚwÚ taunt, ^-^ and OwO scown ÚwÚ me? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. >w< Cewtes, she ^w^ did; >w< the ÚwÚ kitchen-vestaw >_> scown'd ÚwÚ you. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. And >w< did UwU nyot ^-^ I ^-^ in xDD wage ^.^ depawt OwO fwom thence? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^.^ In >_> vewity, :33 you did. ^w^ My x3 bonyes ;;w;; beaw x3 witnyess, 
:33 That >_> since have felt >w< the >w< vigouw :3 of ^.^ his :33 wage. 
UwU ADWIANyA. Is't ^w^ good uWu to :33 soothe xDD him ^-^ in uWu these UwU contwawies? 
UwU PINCH. >_> It is xDD nyo xDD shame; >w< the uWu fewwow finds ^.^ his ÚwÚ vein, 
And, uWu yiewding uWu to :3 him, UwU humouws ^w^ weww ^.^ his xDD fwenzy. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Thou UwU hast >_> subown'd >w< the uWu gowdsmith uWu to OwO awwest >w< me. 
UwU ADWIANyA. >_> Awas, ^-^ I >_> sent :33 you ^.^ monyey uWu to ^-^ wedeem ^.^ you, 
By >_> Dwomio ;;w;; hewe, ;;w;; who came ^-^ in haste for uWu it. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. x3 Monyey :3 by me! uWu Heawt ^-^ and >w< goodwiww :33 you >w< might, 
xDD But >_< suwewy, uWu mastew, UwU nyot a :3 wag :3 of ÚwÚ monyey. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. >w< Went'st UwU nyot >w< thou uWu to ;;w;; hew for ^.^ puwse :3 of :3 ducats? 
UwU ADWIANyA. He came uWu to me, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< dewivew'd uWu it. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. And ^-^ I am x3 witnyess xDD with ;;w;; hew ^w^ that she did. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. >_> God ^-^ and >w< the uWu wope-makew ;;w;; beaw :33 me x3 witnyess 
:33 That ^-^ I >_> was >_> sent for OwO nyothing but a rope! 
UwU PINCH. Mistress, x3 both man ^-^ and ^w^ mastew is possess'd; 
^-^ I >_< knyow it :3 by their ^-^ pawe ^-^ and deadly looks. 
xDD They must >_< be xDD bound, ^-^ and OwO waid ^-^ in ÚwÚ some ^-^ dawk ^.^ woom. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. >w< Say, wherefore didst >w< thou ^-^ wock :33 me ^-^ fowth :3 to-day? 
And why dost >w< thou uWu deny >w< the ^-^ bag :3 of UwU gowd? 
UwU ADWIANyA. ^-^ I >w< did not, ÚwÚ gentwe :3 husband, ^-^ wock ÚwÚ thee forth. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. And, ÚwÚ gentwe uWu mastew, ^-^ I >_> weceiv'd xDD nyo :3 gowd; 
xDD But ^-^ I ÚwÚ confess, sir, ^w^ that ;;w;; we were lock'd x3 out. 
UwU ADWIANyA. ^-^ Dissembwing villain, >w< thou ^-^ speak'st x3 fawse ^-^ in ^.^ both. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ Dissembwing harlot, >w< thou UwU awt x3 fawse ^-^ in >w< aww, 
And UwU awt >w< confedewate xDD with a uWu damnyed pack 
>_< To uWu make a uWu woathsome >w< abject OwO scown :3 of x3 me; 
xDD But xDD with uWu these ^-^ nyaiws >_< I'ww pluck :33 out uWu these x3 fawse ^.^ eyes 
:33 That :3 wouwd uWu behowd ^-^ in :33 me ^w^ this OwO shamefuw >_> spowt. 
UwU ADWIANyA. OwO O, ^w^ bind :3 him, ^w^ bind xDD him; let xDD him UwU nyot come uWu nyeaw >w< me. 
UwU PINCH. x3 Mowe uWu company! ^.^ The x3 fiend is strong >_> within ^-^ him. 

^-^ Entew xDD thwee >w< ow x3 fouw, ^-^ and x3 offew uWu to ^w^ bind ^-^ him. He >_> stwives 

^.^ WUCIANyA. OwO Ay me, x3 poow ;;w;; man, how ^-^ pawe ^-^ and >_> wan UwU he >w< wooks! 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^w^ What, >w< wiww :33 you ^.^ muwdew ÚwÚ me? Thou gaoler, UwU thou, 
^-^ I am thy prisoner. UwU Wiwt >w< thou :3 suffew them 
>_< To uWu make a OwO wescue? 
OFFICER. >_> Mastews, let xDD him go; 
He is >_> my >w< pwisonyew, ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot have ^-^ him. 
UwU PINCH. :3 Go ^w^ bind ^w^ this ;;w;; man, for UwU he is frantic >_< too. 
;;w;; [They ^w^ bind xDD DWOMIO] 
UwU ADWIANyA. :3 What OwO wiwt >w< thou ÚwÚ do, >w< thou uWu peevish :3 officew? 
Hast >w< thou delight uWu to see a >_> wwetched man 
:3 Do UwU outwage ^-^ and ;;w;; dispweasuwe uWu to xDD himsewf? 
OFFICER. He is >_> my OwO pwisonyew; >_> if ^-^ I let xDD him go, 
^.^ The ^.^ debt UwU he UwU owes >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; wequiw'd :3 of >w< me. 
UwU ADWIANyA. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< dischawge ÚwÚ thee ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^w^ go OwO fwom ;;w;; thee; 
Bear :33 me forthwith >_< unto ^.^ his ÚwÚ cweditow, 
And, OwO knyowing how >w< the ^.^ debt :3 gwows, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ pay uWu it. 
Good >w< Mastew :3 Doctow, see xDD him >_> safe ^.^ convey'd 
Home uWu to >_> my ^w^ house. O :3 most ÚwÚ unhappy >w< day! 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. O :3 most ÚwÚ unhappy ^.^ stwumpet! 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. UwU Mastew, ^-^ I am ÚwÚ hewe >w< ent'wed ^-^ in >_< bond for ÚwÚ you. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. >_> Out on ^-^ thee, villian! ^.^ Whewefowe 
dost >w< thou uWu mad ÚwÚ me? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Will :33 you >_< be ^.^ bound for :3 nyothing? 
;;w;; Be >_> mad, ^w^ good :3 mastew; ^.^ cwy ^-^ 'The devil!' 
^.^ WUCIANyA. >_> God UwU hewp, x3 poow souls, how :33 idwy do :33 they talk! 
UwU ADWIANyA. :3 Go ;;w;; beaw xDD him >_< hence. :3 Sistew, ^w^ go :33 you xDD with >w< me. 
>w< <Exeunt ;;w;; aww but :3 ADWIANyA, x3 WUCIANyA, ^w^ OFFICEWS, ^-^ and >w< COUWTEZAN 
Say uWu nyow, :3 whose ^-^ suit is UwU he :33 awwested >_< at? 
OFFICER. uWu Onye Angelo, a goldsmith; do :33 you >_< knyow him? 
UwU ADWIANyA. ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the man. :3 What is >w< the >_> sum UwU he x3 owes? 
OFFICER. >_< Two x3 hundwed x3 ducats. 
UwU ADWIANyA. >w< Say, how grows it >_> due? 
OFFICER. >w< Due for a chain ^-^ youw :3 husband ^w^ had :3 of ^-^ him. 
UwU ADWIANyA. He >w< did >w< bespeak a chain for me, but ^w^ had it uWu nyot. 
COURTEZAN. When ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw :3 husband, ;;w;; aww ^-^ in UwU wage, xDD to-day 
>_< Came uWu to >_> my uWu house, ^-^ and took xDD away >_> my ring- 
^.^ The ring ^-^ I OwO saw upon ^.^ his finger x3 nyow- 
uWu Stwaight after >w< did ^-^ I meet xDD him xDD with a :33 chain. 
UwU ADWIANyA. >_> It ^w^ may >_< be ;;w;; so, but ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyevew see uWu it. 
uWu Come, gaoler, >_< bwing :33 me >w< whewe >w< the uWu gowdsmith is; 
^-^ I long uWu to >_< knyow >w< the >_> twuth uWu heweof :3 at :3 wawge. 

^-^ Entew xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF :3 SYWACUSE, xDD with ^.^ his ;;w;; wapiew drawn, ^-^ and 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. 

^.^ WUCIANyA. God, for thy OwO mewcy! :33 they are loose again. 
UwU ADWIANyA. And come xDD with naked xDD swowds. 
xDD Wet's UwU caww :33 mowe :33 hewp uWu to have them ^.^ bound again. 
OFFICER. :3 Away, ^.^ they'ww kill >_> us! 
>w< <Exeunt ;;w;; aww but xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF SYRACUSE ^-^ and 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF SYRACUSE ÚwÚ as fast ÚwÚ as ^w^ may be, frighted 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I see uWu these x3 witches are afraid :3 of xDD swowds. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ÚwÚ She ^w^ that :3 wouwd >_< be ^-^ youw uWu wife now ran OwO fwom ÚwÚ you. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^w^ Come uWu to >w< the ^w^ Centauw; fetch x3 ouw stuff OwO fwom :3 thence. 
^-^ I long ^w^ that ;;w;; we were >_> safe ^-^ and sound aboard. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ Faith, x3 stay ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ this night; :33 they >w< wiww 
surely do uWu us xDD nyo >_< hawm; :33 you OwO saw :33 they UwU speak uWu us x3 faiw, >w< give uWu us 
:3 gowd; :33 methinks :33 they are >_< such a ÚwÚ gentwe >w< nyation that, but for 
>w< the mountain :3 of uWu mad flesh ^w^ that claims ^-^ mawwiage :3 of me, 
^-^ couwd find ^-^ in >_> my :33 heawt uWu to x3 stay ÚwÚ hewe OwO stiww ^-^ and ^w^ tuwn :33 witch. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot x3 stay to-night for ;;w;; aww >w< the >_> town; 
Therefore uWu away, uWu to x3 get x3 ouw stuff aboard. 
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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE >_< 1 

xDD A :33 stweet :33 befowe a :3 pwiowy 

^-^ Entew SECOND xDD MEWCHANT ^-^ and x3 ANGEWO 

:3 ANGEWO. ^-^ I am ;;w;; sowwy, sir, ^w^ that ^-^ I have >w< hind'wed you; 
xDD But ^-^ I >_> pwotest UwU he ^w^ had >w< the chain :3 of me, 
OwO Though :3 most dishonestly UwU he x3 doth uWu deny uWu it. 
SECOND xDD MEWCHANT. UwU How is >w< the man esteem'd ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the x3 city? 
:3 ANGEWO. Of :3 vewy reverend x3 weputation, sir, 
Of x3 cwedit infinite, x3 highwy OwO bewov'd, 
Second uWu to none ^w^ that xDD wives ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ city; 
:33 His :3 wowd :33 might ;;w;; beaw >_> my xDD weawth :3 at :33 any time. 
SECOND xDD MEWCHANT. OwO Speak ;;w;; softwy; yonder, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I think, UwU he xDD wawks. 

^-^ Entew xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF SYRACUSE ^-^ and >_> DWOMIO UwU OF SYRACUSE 

:3 ANGEWO. 'Tis uWu so; ^-^ and ^w^ that >_> sewf chain uWu about ^.^ his neck 
Which UwU he OwO fowswowe :3 most UwU monstwouswy uWu to >w< have. 
Good sir, draw uWu nyeaw uWu to me, >_< I'ww UwU speak uWu to ^-^ him. 
:3 Signyiow xDD Andphowus, ^-^ I x3 wondew ÚwÚ much 
:33 That :33 you :3 wouwd put :33 me uWu to ^w^ this OwO shame ^-^ and OwO twoubwe; 
And, UwU nyot :33 without ÚwÚ some scandal uWu to ÚwÚ youwsewf, 
With circumstance ^-^ and :3 oaths ;;w;; so uWu to uWu deny 
^.^ This ^w^ chain, xDD which now :33 you >_< weaw ;;w;; so ^.^ openwy. 
^-^ Beside >w< the :3 chawge, >w< the >w< shame, xDD impwisonment, 
You have ^w^ donye ^-^ wwong uWu to ^w^ this >_> my uWu honyest ^-^ fwiend; 
^-^ Who, but for x3 staying on x3 ouw :33 contwovewsy, 
Had hoisted UwU saiw ^-^ and put uWu to >w< sea xDD to-day. 
^.^ This chain :33 you ^w^ had :3 of x3 me; ^w^ can :33 you uWu deny it? 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I ^w^ had; ^-^ I UwU nyevew >w< did uWu deny uWu it. 
SECOND xDD MEWCHANT. ^w^ Yes, ^w^ that :33 you did, sir, ^-^ and OwO fowswowe it >_< too. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. >_< Who heard :33 me uWu to uWu deny it >w< ow forswear it? 
SECOND xDD MEWCHANT. These >_< eaws :3 of uWu minye, >w< thou know'st, >w< did >_> heaw ;;w;; thee. 
Fie on ^-^ thee, wretch! ÚwÚ 'tis :33 pity ^w^ that >w< thou ^.^ wiv'st 
>_< To ^.^ wawk >w< whewe :33 any uWu honyest ^-^ men x3 wesowt. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. Thou UwU awt a ^w^ viwwain uWu to UwU impeach :33 me thus; 
>_< I'ww >_< pwove mine >w< honyouw ^-^ and mine uWu honyesty 
Against ÚwÚ thee presently, >_> if >w< thou dar'st ÚwÚ stand. 
SECOND xDD MEWCHANT. ^-^ I dare, ^-^ and do :33 defy ÚwÚ thee for a OwO viwwain. 
;;w;; [They draw] 

^-^ Entew :3 ADWIANyA, x3 WUCIANyA, >w< the COURTEZAN, ^-^ and :33 OTHEWS 

UwU ADWIANyA. Hold, hurt xDD him not, for God's ^.^ sake! He is x3 mad. 
^.^ Some x3 get >_> within :3 him, ^w^ take ^.^ his >_< swowd away; 
uWu Bind >_> Dwomio OwO too, ^-^ and ;;w;; beaw them uWu to >_> my ^w^ house. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. Run, uWu mastew, OwO wun; for God's >w< sake ^w^ take a ^w^ house. 
^.^ This is ÚwÚ some priory. >_> In, >w< ow ;;w;; we are spoil'd. 
>w< <Exeunt xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF SYRACUSE ^-^ and >_> DWOMIO UwU OF SYRACUSE uWu to >w< the :3 pwiowy 

^-^ Entew >w< the LADY UwU ABBESS 

xDD ABBESS. ;;w;; Be quiet, people. ^.^ Whewefowe ^-^ thwong :33 you ÚwÚ hithew? 
UwU ADWIANyA. >_< To fetch >_> my x3 poow distracted :3 husband >_< hence. 
Let uWu us come :33 in, ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^w^ may ^w^ bind xDD him x3 fast, 
And ;;w;; beaw xDD him home for ^.^ his recovery. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^-^ I ^-^ knyew UwU he >_> was UwU nyot ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU pewfect wits. 
SECOND xDD MEWCHANT. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy now ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< did draw on ^-^ him. 
xDD ABBESS. UwU How long hath ^w^ this ^w^ possession :3 hewd >w< the man? 
UwU ADWIANyA. ^.^ This week UwU he hath OwO been >_< heavy, xDD souw, x3 sad, 
And ÚwÚ much uWu diffewent OwO fwom >w< the man UwU he >_< was; 
xDD But :3 tiww ^w^ this xDD aftewnyoon ^.^ his passion 
>w< Nye'ew ;;w;; bwake uWu into >_> extwemity :3 of :33 wage. 
xDD ABBESS. uWu Hath UwU he UwU nyot :33 wost ÚwÚ much xDD weawth :3 by wreck :3 of x3 sea? 
>w< Buwied ÚwÚ some dear ;;w;; fwiend? uWu Hath UwU nyot else ^.^ his eye 
^-^ Stway'd ^.^ his UwU affection ^-^ in :3 unwawfuw >w< wove? 
xDD A x3 sin xDD pwevaiwing ÚwÚ much ^-^ in ^-^ youthfuw ^-^ men 
>_< Who >w< give their ^.^ eyes >w< the :3 wibewty :3 of gazing. 
Which :3 of uWu these uWu sowwows is UwU he xDD subject ^-^ to? 
UwU ADWIANyA. >_< To none :3 of :3 these, except it >_< be >w< the xDD wast; 
:3 Nyamewy, ÚwÚ some :33 wove ^w^ that OwO dwew xDD him oft OwO fwom home. 
xDD ABBESS. You OwO shouwd for ^w^ that have >w< wepwehended ^-^ him. 
UwU ADWIANyA. :3 Why, ;;w;; so ^-^ I did. 
xDD ABBESS. x3 Ay, but UwU nyot ^.^ wough xDD enyough. 
UwU ADWIANyA. :33 As >_> woughwy ÚwÚ as >_> my :3 modesty :3 wouwd let >w< me. 
xDD ABBESS. Haply ^-^ in private. 
UwU ADWIANyA. And ^-^ in >_> assembwies >_< too. 
xDD ABBESS. x3 Ay, but UwU nyot xDD enyough. 
UwU ADWIANyA. >_> It >_> was >w< the ^.^ copy :3 of x3 ouw ^.^ confewence. 
^.^ In UwU bed, UwU he ÚwÚ swept UwU nyot for >_> my :3 uwging x3 it; 
x3 At board, UwU he xDD fed UwU nyot for >_> my :3 uwging x3 it; 
Alone, it >_> was >w< the xDD subject :3 of >_> my theme; 
^.^ In ^w^ company, ^-^ I x3 often UwU gwanced x3 it; 
UwU Stiww >w< did ^-^ I tell xDD him it >_> was :3 viwe ^-^ and x3 bad. 
xDD ABBESS. And ^w^ theweof came it ^w^ that >w< the man >_> was x3 mad. 
^.^ The ^-^ venyom clamours :3 of a >w< jeawous woman 
OwO Poisons :33 mowe deadly than a uWu mad dog's ^-^ tooth. 
>_> It ^-^ seems ^.^ his sleeps were >w< hind'wed :3 by thy railing, 
And ^w^ theweof ÚwÚ comes it ^w^ that ^.^ his ^.^ head is x3 wight. 
Thou say'st ^.^ his ^.^ meat >_> was sauc'd xDD with thy :3 upbwaidings: 
>_< Unquiet meals uWu make ^w^ iww ^.^ digestions; 
OwO Theweof >w< the :3 waging ^w^ fiwe :3 of ;;w;; fevew bred; 
And what's a ;;w;; fevew but a >w< fit :3 of >_< madnyess? 
Thou say'st ^.^ his ^w^ spowts were >w< hind'wed :3 by thy xDD bwawws. 
^-^ Sweet uWu wecweation uWu baww'd, what x3 doth :3 ensue 
xDD But moody ^-^ and ^.^ duww uWu mewanchowy, 
ÚwÚ Kinsman uWu to ÚwÚ gwim ^-^ and :3 comfowtwess ^w^ despaiw, 
And :3 at ;;w;; hew ^.^ heews a ^w^ huge >w< infectious :33 twoop 
Of ^-^ pawe >_> distempewatuwes ^-^ and >_> foes uWu to life? 
^.^ In food, ^-^ in :33 spowt, ^-^ and >_> wife-pwesewving rest, 
>_< To >_< be ÚwÚ distuwb'd :3 wouwd uWu mad >w< ow man >w< ow :33 beast. 
^.^ The ^.^ consequence UwU is, uWu then, thy >w< jeawous uWu fits 
uWu Hath scar'd thy :3 husband OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ use :3 of wits. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. ÚwÚ She UwU nyevew >w< wepwehended xDD him but ;;w;; miwdwy, 
When UwU he demean'd himself :33 wough, rude, ^-^ and >_> wiwdwy. 
^.^ Why ;;w;; beaw :33 you uWu these ^-^ webukes, ^-^ and answer xDD nyot? 
UwU ADWIANyA. ÚwÚ She >w< did :3 betway :33 me uWu to >_> my ^-^ own reproof. 
Good x3 peopwe, ^.^ entew, ^-^ and lay hold on ^-^ him. 
xDD ABBESS. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot a OwO cweatuwe ^.^ entews ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ house. 
UwU ADWIANyA. UwU Then let ^-^ youw servants >_< bwing >_> my :3 husband forth. 
xDD ABBESS. >_< Nyeithew; UwU he took ^w^ this :3 pwace for ^.^ sanctuawy, 
And it >_< shaww privilege xDD him OwO fwom ^-^ youw >w< hands 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I have brought xDD him uWu to ^.^ his wits >w< again, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; wose >_> my UwU wabouw ^-^ in ^.^ assaying uWu it. 
UwU ADWIANyA. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ attend >_> my :3 husband, >_< be ^.^ his :3 nyuwse, 
xDD Diet ^.^ his xDD sicknyess, for it is >_> my ;;w;; office, 
And >w< wiww have xDD nyo attorney but myself; 
And x3 thewefowe let :33 me have xDD him home xDD with >w< me. 
xDD ABBESS. ;;w;; Be >w< patient; for ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot let xDD him >w< stiw 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I have ÚwÚ us'd >w< the UwU appwoved ÚwÚ means ^-^ I uWu have, 
With :33 whowesome ;;w;; sywups, ^-^ dwugs, ^-^ and UwU howy >_< pwayews, 
>_< To uWu make :3 of xDD him a ÚwÚ fowmaw man again. 
>_> It is a :33 bwanch ^-^ and >_< pawcew :3 of mine xDD oath, 
xDD A charitable >_> duty :3 of >_> my UwU owdew; 
Therefore depart, ^-^ and uWu weave xDD him ÚwÚ hewe xDD with >w< me. 
UwU ADWIANyA. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot hence ^-^ and uWu weave >_> my :3 husband >_> hewe; 
And ^w^ iww it x3 doth ÚwÚ beseem ^-^ youw :33 howinyess 
>_< To ^-^ sepawate >w< the :3 husband ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ wife. 
xDD ABBESS. ;;w;; Be quiet, ^-^ and :33 depawt; >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyot have ^-^ him. 
^.^ <Exit 
^.^ WUCIANyA. uWu Compwain >_< unto >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ^w^ this x3 indignyity. 
UwU ADWIANyA. uWu Come, go; ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 faww uWu pwostwate :3 at ^.^ his xDD feet, 
And UwU nyevew rise x3 untiw >_> my tears ^-^ and ^.^ pwayews 
>_< Have won ^.^ his Grace uWu to come ^-^ in :33 pewson ÚwÚ hithew 
And ^w^ take UwU pewfowce >_> my :3 husband OwO fwom >w< the xDD Abbess. 
SECOND xDD MEWCHANT. By ^w^ this, ^-^ I think, >w< the OwO diaw UwU points :3 at uWu five; 
OwO Anyon, :33 I'm ^.^ suwe, >w< the xDD Duke himself ^-^ in :33 pewson 
^w^ Comes ^w^ this x3 way uWu to >w< the ^.^ mewanchowy ^-^ vawe, 
^.^ The :3 pwace :3 of ÚwÚ death ^-^ and >w< sowwy >_> execution, 
uWu Behind >w< the OwO ditches :3 of >w< the abbey uWu hewe. 
:3 ANGEWO. ÚwÚ Upon what ÚwÚ cause? 
SECOND xDD MEWCHANT. >_< To see a reverend >_< Sywacusian merchant, 
>_< Who put unluckily uWu into ^w^ this ÚwÚ bay 
Against >w< the OwO waws ^-^ and ^.^ statutes :3 of ^w^ this UwU town, 
:3 Beheaded publicly for ^.^ his ^-^ offence. 
:3 ANGEWO. ÚwÚ See >w< whewe :33 they uWu come; ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu behowd ^.^ his ^-^ death. 
^.^ WUCIANyA. xDD Knyeew uWu to >w< the xDD Duke :33 befowe UwU he ^w^ pass >w< the OwO abbey. 

^-^ Entew >w< the ^w^ DUKE, ^.^ attended; xDD AEGEON, xDD baweheaded; 
xDD with >w< the ;;w;; HEADSMAN ^-^ and x3 othew ÚwÚ OFFICEWS 

:33 DUKE. ^w^ Yet once ;;w;; again :33 pwocwaim it uWu pubwicwy, 
UwU If :33 any uWu fwiend >w< wiww ^-^ pay >w< the >_> sum for :3 him, 
He >_< shaww UwU nyot :33 die; ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ;;w;; we tender ^-^ him. 
UwU ADWIANyA. Justice, :3 most ^.^ sacwed Duke, ÚwÚ against >w< the :3 Abbess! 
:33 DUKE. ÚwÚ She is a x3 viwtuous ^-^ and a reverend x3 wady; 
>_> It ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ^w^ that she hath ^w^ donye ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; wwong. 
UwU ADWIANyA. :3 May it UwU pwease ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, :3 Antiphowus, >_> my :3 husband, 
>_< Who ^-^ I uWu made lord :3 of :33 me ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^-^ I ^w^ had 
x3 At ^-^ youw important xDD wettews-this ^w^ iww x3 day 
xDD A :3 most OwO outwageous >w< fit :3 of >w< madnyess took :3 him, 
:33 That desp'rately UwU he hurried through >w< the ;;w;; stweet, 
With xDD him ^.^ his >_> bondman ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as uWu mad ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ he, 
>_> Doing ;;w;; dispweasuwe uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ citizens 
By :3 wushing ^-^ in their ^-^ houses, ÚwÚ beawing thence 
ÚwÚ Wings, :3 jewews, anything ^.^ his xDD wage >w< did ÚwÚ wike. 
;;w;; Once >w< did ^-^ I x3 get xDD him ^.^ bound ^-^ and >_> sent xDD him ;;w;; home, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst uWu to ^w^ take UwU owdew for >w< the ^.^ wwongs ^-^ I ^w^ went, 
:33 That ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ and >w< thewe ^.^ his ^.^ fuwy ^w^ had UwU committed. 
OwO Anyon, ^-^ I wot UwU nyot :3 by what strong uWu escape, 
He ^.^ bwoke OwO fwom those ^w^ that ^w^ had >w< the :3 guawd :3 of :3 him, 
And xDD with ^.^ his uWu mad attendant ^-^ and ^w^ himsewf, 
>_> Each >w< onye xDD with ireful uWu passion, xDD with ^.^ dwawn >_< swowds, 
Met uWu us ;;w;; again UwU and, uWu madwy bent on us, 
xDD Chas'd uWu us away; OwO tiww, UwU waising :3 of :33 mowe aid, 
OwO We came ;;w;; again uWu to ^w^ bind uWu them. UwU Then :33 they fled 
>w< Into ^w^ this xDD abbey, >_< whithew ;;w;; we x3 puwsu'd ^.^ them; 
And ÚwÚ hewe >w< the x3 Abbess ÚwÚ shuts >w< the ^-^ gates on us, 
And >w< wiww UwU nyot :3 suffew uWu us uWu to fetch xDD him x3 out, 
>_> Nyow ^.^ send xDD him ^-^ fowth ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^w^ may ;;w;; beaw xDD him >_< hence. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, :3 most OwO gwacious Duke, xDD with thy UwU command 
Let xDD him >_< be brought ^-^ fowth ^-^ and :33 bownye hence for :33 hewp. 
:33 DUKE. :33 Wong >_> since thy :3 husband ^w^ sewv'd :33 me ^-^ in >_> my wars, 
And ^-^ I uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^.^ engag'd a :33 pwince's word, 
When >w< thou didst uWu make xDD him ^w^ mastew :3 of thy UwU bed, 
>_< To do xDD him ;;w;; aww >w< the ^.^ gwace ^-^ and ^w^ good ^-^ I ;;w;; couwd. 
^.^ Go, ÚwÚ some :3 of ^.^ you, uWu knyock :3 at >w< the abbey UwU gate, 
And :33 bid >w< the :33 Wady x3 Abbess come uWu to me, 
^-^ I >w< wiww determine ^w^ this :33 befowe ^-^ I UwU stiw. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. O mistress, mistress, :3 shift ^-^ and >_< save yourself! 
^w^ My ^w^ mastew ^-^ and ^.^ his man are x3 both ^.^ bwoke ^-^ woose, 
Beaten >w< the maids UwU a-wow ^-^ and ^.^ bound >w< the >_> doctow, 
>_< Whose >w< beawd :33 they have OwO sing'd off xDD with UwU bwands :3 of ^w^ fiwe; 
And UwU evew, ÚwÚ as it xDD bwaz'd, :33 they threw on xDD him 
Great pails :3 of :3 puddwed mire uWu to quench >w< the ;;w;; haiw. 
^w^ My ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ pweaches x3 patience uWu to :3 him, ^-^ and >w< the :33 whiwe 
:33 His man xDD with :33 scissows >_< nyicks xDD him OwO wike a xDD foow; 
And ^.^ suwe, UwU unwess :33 you ^.^ send ÚwÚ some present UwU hewp, 
uWu Between them :33 they >w< wiww kill >w< the x3 conjuwew. 
UwU ADWIANyA. ^w^ Peace, ^.^ foow! thy ^w^ mastew ^-^ and ^.^ his man are ;;w;; hewe, 
And ^w^ that is x3 fawse >w< thou dost >_< wepowt uWu to :33 us. 
MESSENGER. Mistress, upon >_> my >_< wife, ^-^ I tell :33 you OwO twue; 
^-^ I have UwU nyot ^-^ bweath'd almost >_> since ^-^ I >w< did see uWu it. 
He cries for ^.^ you, ^-^ and ^-^ vows, >_> if UwU he ^w^ can ^w^ take ^.^ you, 
>_< To >_> scowch ^-^ youw OwO face, ^-^ and uWu to ^w^ disfiguwe ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ [Cwy ^.^ within] 
Hark, UwU hawk, ^-^ I >_> heaw :3 him, mistress; UwU fwy, >_< be :33 gonye! 
:33 DUKE. uWu Come, >_< stand :3 by x3 me; ^w^ feaw >w< nyothing. >_< Guawd xDD with ÚwÚ hawbewds. 
UwU ADWIANyA. OwO Ay me, it is >_> my uWu husband! Witness :33 you 
:33 That UwU he is :33 bownye uWu about invisible. 
uWu Even now ;;w;; we hous'd xDD him ^-^ in >w< the abbey ;;w;; hewe, 
And now ÚwÚ he's there, :33 past :3 thought :3 of uWu human x3 weason. 

^-^ Entew xDD ANTIPHOWUS OFEPHESUS ^-^ and >_> DWOMIO OFEPHESUS 

xDD ANTIPHOWUS >_< OFEPHESUS. Justice, :3 most OwO gwacious Duke; OwO O, ÚwÚ gwant :33 me :3 justice! 
uWu Even for >w< the UwU sewvice ^w^ that long >_> since ^-^ I >w< did ^-^ thee, 
When ^-^ I uWu bestwid ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >w< the wars, ^-^ and took 
UwU Deep >_< scaws uWu to >_< save thy ^-^ wife; uWu even for >w< the UwU bwood 
:33 That :33 then ^-^ I :33 wost for ^-^ thee, now ÚwÚ gwant :33 me >_> justice. 
>_< AEGEON. uWu Unwess >w< the ^w^ feaw :3 of ÚwÚ death x3 doth uWu make :33 me ;;w;; dote, 
^-^ I see >_> my ^-^ son :3 Antiphowus, ^-^ and ^-^ Dwomio. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS >_< OFEPHESUS. Justice, sweet Prince, ÚwÚ against ^w^ that woman :33 thewe! 
ÚwÚ She whom >w< thou :3 gav'st uWu to :33 me uWu to >_< be >_> my ÚwÚ wife, 
:33 That hath ^-^ abused ^-^ and :33 dishonyouwed :33 me 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the >_> stwength ^-^ and :3 height :3 of OwO injuwy. 
:3 Beyond imagination is >w< the ^-^ wwong 
:33 That she ^w^ this x3 day hath x3 shamewess thrown on >w< me. 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ Discovew xDD how, ^-^ and >w< thou xDD shawt find :33 me >_> just. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS >_< OFEPHESUS. ^.^ This x3 day, >_> gweat Duke, she x3 shut >w< the ^w^ doows upon me, 
uWu Whiwe she xDD with harlots ^w^ feasted ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ house. 
:33 DUKE. xDD A grievous ^-^ fauwt. >w< Say, woman, didst >w< thou so? 
UwU ADWIANyA. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. ^w^ Mysewf, ÚwÚ he, ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ sistew, 
^.^ To-day >w< did dine together. So >w< befaww >_> my ^w^ souw 
:33 As ^w^ this is x3 fawse UwU he burdens :33 me x3 withaw! 
^.^ WUCIANyA. >w< Nye'ew ^w^ may ^-^ I >w< wook on x3 day >_< nyow OwO sweep on night 
xDD But she x3 tewws uWu to ^-^ youw Highness ÚwÚ simpwe ;;w;; twuth! 
:3 ANGEWO. O ÚwÚ pefwuw'd woman! xDD They are x3 both forsworn. 
^.^ In ^w^ this >w< the :33 madman justly :3 chawgeth uWu them. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^w^ My liege, ^-^ I am advised what ^-^ I :3 say; 
^w^ Nyeithew uWu distuwbed xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ effect :3 of x3 winye, 
>_> Nyow >w< heady-wash, >_> pwovok'd xDD with :3 waging ;;w;; iwe, 
uWu Awbeit >_> my ^.^ wwongs :33 might uWu make >w< onye :33 wisew x3 mad. 
^.^ This woman lock'd :33 me :33 out ^w^ this x3 day OwO fwom >_< dinnyew; 
:33 That uWu gowdsmith there, were UwU he UwU nyot x3 pack'd xDD with >w< hew, 
x3 Couwd x3 witnyess ^w^ it, for UwU he >_> was xDD with :33 me >_> then; 
>_< Who :33 pawted xDD with :33 me uWu to ^w^ go fetch a ^w^ chain, 
^w^ Pwomising uWu to >_< bwing it uWu to >w< the Porpentine, 
;;w;; Whewe uWu Bawthazaw ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< did dine together. 
>_< Ouw UwU dinnyew x3 donye, ^-^ and UwU he UwU nyot >w< coming :3 thithew, 
^-^ I UwU went uWu to >w< seek ^-^ him. ^.^ In >w< the :33 stweet ^-^ I >_< met :3 him, 
And ^-^ in ^.^ his company ^w^ that xDD gentweman. 
;;w;; Thewe >w< did ^w^ this ^w^ pewjuw'd uWu gowdsmith xDD sweaw :33 me OwO down 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ this x3 day :3 of xDD him >_> weceiv'd >w< the ^w^ chain, 
Which, >_> God UwU he :3 knyows, ^-^ I OwO saw not; for >w< the xDD which 
He >w< did OwO awwest :33 me xDD with :3 an uWu officew. 
^-^ I >w< did obey, ^-^ and >_> sent >_> my ^-^ peasant home 
:3 Fow x3 cewtain ;;w;; ducats; UwU he xDD with none return'd. 
UwU Then uWu faiwwy ^-^ I bespoke >w< the officer 
>_< To ^w^ go ^-^ in :33 pewson xDD with :33 me uWu to >_> my ^w^ house. 
By >_> th' x3 way ;;w;; we >_< met >_> my ÚwÚ wife, ;;w;; hew ^w^ sistew, ^-^ and a >_> wabbwe :33 mowe 
Of :3 viwe confederates. UwU Awong xDD with them 
xDD They brought >w< onye Pinch, a UwU hungwy ;;w;; wean-fac'd villain, 
xDD A mere >_> anyatomy, a >w< mountebank, 
xDD A >_< thweadbawe x3 juggwew, ^-^ and a UwU fowtunye-tewwew, 
xDD A xDD nyeedy, xDD howwow-ey'd, ^.^ shawp-wooking ÚwÚ wwetch, 
xDD A >_< wiving ^-^ dead man. ^.^ This uWu pewnyicious :33 swave, 
^.^ Fowsooth, took on xDD him ÚwÚ as a >_> conjuwew, 
And xDD gazing ^-^ in mine uWu eyes, feeling >_> my ^.^ puwse, 
And xDD with xDD nyo OwO face, ÚwÚ as xDD 'twewe, x3 outfacing me, 
uWu Cwies :33 out ^-^ I >_> was xDD possess'd. UwU Then ;;w;; aww x3 togethew 
xDD They uWu feww upon me, ^.^ bound me, bore :33 me ^-^ thence, 
And ^-^ in a ^-^ dawk ^-^ and xDD dankish vault :3 at home 
;;w;; Thewe UwU weft :33 me ^-^ and >_> my ;;w;; man, x3 both ^.^ bound together; 
^.^ Tiww, ^.^ gnyawing xDD with >_> my >w< teeth >_> my xDD bonds ^-^ in sunder, 
^-^ I gain'd >_> my :3 fweedom, ^-^ and :33 immediatewy 
^-^ Wan ÚwÚ hithew uWu to ^-^ youw >_< Gwace; whom ^-^ I uWu beseech 
>_< To >w< give :33 me ample >w< satisfaction 
:3 Fow uWu these ;;w;; deep ^-^ shames ^-^ and >_> gweat >_> indignyities. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ in truth, UwU thus far ^-^ I x3 witnyess xDD with :3 him, 
:33 That UwU he ^.^ din'd UwU nyot :3 at ;;w;; home, but >_> was lock'd x3 out. 
:33 DUKE. xDD But ^w^ had UwU he >_< such a chain :3 of ^-^ thee, >w< ow no? 
:3 ANGEWO. He >_< had, >_> my lord, ^-^ and uWu when UwU he ran ^-^ in ;;w;; hewe, 
These uWu peopwe OwO saw >w< the chain uWu about ^.^ his uWu nyeck. 
SECOND xDD MEWCHANT. :33 Besides, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ swown uWu these >_< eaws :3 of mine 
:3 Heawd :33 you x3 confess :33 you ^w^ had >w< the chain :3 of :3 him, 
uWu Aftew :33 you >_> fiwst OwO fowswowe it on >w< the mart; 
And xDD theweupon ^-^ I OwO dwew >_> my >_< swowd on ^.^ you, 
And :33 then :33 you fled uWu into ^w^ this abbey ;;w;; hewe, 
^w^ Fwom xDD whence, ^-^ I think, :33 you are come :3 by ^w^ miwacwe. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ I UwU nyevew came >_> within uWu these abbey ^-^ wawws, 
>_> Nyow ^-^ evew didst >w< thou draw thy >_< swowd on x3 me; 
^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw >w< the ^w^ chain, ;;w;; so :33 hewp :33 me Heaven! 
And ^w^ this is x3 fawse :33 you ;;w;; buwden :33 me withal. 
:33 DUKE. :3 Why, what :3 an intricate UwU impeach is this! 
^-^ I xDD think :33 you ;;w;; aww have ;;w;; dwunk :3 of ^.^ Ciwce's >_< cup. 
UwU If ÚwÚ hewe :33 you hous'd :3 him, ÚwÚ hewe UwU he :3 wouwd have been; 
UwU If UwU he were >_> mad, UwU he :3 wouwd UwU nyot xDD pwead ;;w;; so coldly. 
You say UwU he ^.^ din'd :3 at :3 home: >w< the uWu gowdsmith ÚwÚ hewe 
:3 Denyies ^w^ that saying. ^w^ Siwwah, what say :33 you? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. x3 Siw, UwU he ^.^ din'd xDD with ;;w;; hew there, :3 at >w< the x3 Powpentinye. 
COURTEZAN. He ^w^ did; ^-^ and OwO fwom >_> my finger >_< snyatch'd ^w^ that ring. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. 'Tis ;;w;; twue, >_> my :33 wiege; ^w^ this ring ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 of x3 hew. 
:33 DUKE. :3 Saw'st >w< thou xDD him UwU entew :3 at >w< the abbey :33 hewe? 
COURTEZAN. :33 As ^.^ suwe, >_> my liege, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do see ^-^ youw Grace. 
:33 DUKE. :3 Why, ^w^ this is strange. :3 Go UwU caww >w< the x3 Abbess x3 hithew. 
^-^ I xDD think :33 you are ;;w;; aww mated >w< ow stark x3 mad. 
^.^ <Exit >w< onye uWu to >w< the UwU ABBESS 
>_< AEGEON. uWu Most ^w^ mighty Duke, :3 vouchsafe :33 me UwU speak a >_< wowd: 
Haply ^-^ I see a uWu fwiend >w< wiww >_< save >_> my OwO wife 
And ^-^ pay >w< the >_> sum ^w^ that ^w^ may >w< dewivew >w< me. 
:33 DUKE. OwO Speak freely, ÚwÚ Sywacusian, what >w< thou wilt. 
>_< AEGEON. Is UwU nyot ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame, sir, call'd >w< Antiphowus? 
And is UwU nyot ^w^ that ^-^ youw >_> bondman xDD Dwomio? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ;;w;; Within ^w^ this hour ^-^ I >_> was ^.^ his bondman, sir, 
xDD But ÚwÚ he, ^-^ I UwU thank :3 him, xDD gnyaw'd ^-^ in x3 two >_> my cords 
:3 Nyow am ^-^ I >_> Dwomio ^-^ and ^.^ his man uWu unbound. 
>_< AEGEON. ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe :33 you x3 both :3 of :33 you remember >w< me. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ Ouwsewves ;;w;; we do xDD wemembew, sir, :3 by you; 
:3 Fow uWu watewy ;;w;; we were ^.^ bound ÚwÚ as :33 you are UwU nyow. 
You are UwU nyot Pinch's :33 patient, are ^.^ you, >_> siw? 
>_< AEGEON. ^.^ Why >w< wook :33 you ^-^ stwange on ÚwÚ me? You >_< knyow :33 me ^.^ weww. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw :33 you ^-^ in >_> my OwO wife :3 tiww UwU nyow. 
>_< AEGEON. ÚwÚ O! grief hath >_< chang'd :33 me >_> since :33 you OwO saw :33 me xDD wast; 
And :33 cawefuw >w< houws xDD with ÚwÚ time's >_< defowmed UwU hand 
>_< Have written ^-^ stwange defeatures ^-^ in >_> my OwO face. 
xDD But tell :33 me yet, dost >w< thou UwU nyot >_< knyow >_> my uWu voice? 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. OwO Nyeithew. 
>_< AEGEON. >w< Dwomio, >_< nyow ^.^ thou? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. x3 Nyo, xDD twust me, sir, >_< nyow xDD I. 
>_< AEGEON. ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe >w< thou ^w^ dost. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. x3 Ay, sir, but ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe ^-^ I do not; ^-^ and 
x3 whatsoevew a man denies, :33 you are now ^.^ bound uWu to xDD bewieve ^-^ him. 
>_< AEGEON. uWu Nyot >_< knyow >_> my x3 voice! O ÚwÚ time's ;;w;; extwemity, 
Hast >w< thou ;;w;; so crack'd ^-^ and splitted >_> my x3 poow tongue 
^.^ In seven x3 showt xDD yeaws ^w^ that ÚwÚ hewe >_> my :3 onwy ^-^ son 
uWu Knyows UwU nyot >_> my feeble ;;w;; key :3 of untun'd cares? 
OwO Though now ^w^ this x3 gwainyed UwU face :3 of mine >_< be :3 hid 
^.^ In UwU sap-consuming ^.^ wintew's drizzled >w< snyow, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< conduits :3 of >_> my UwU bwood OwO fwoze xDD up, 
^w^ Yet hath >_> my night :3 of OwO wife ÚwÚ some >_< memowy, 
^w^ My >w< wasting ^w^ wamps ÚwÚ some OwO fading uWu gwimmew ;;w;; weft, 
^w^ My ^.^ duww deaf >_< eaws a ^-^ wittwe ÚwÚ use uWu to OwO heaw; 
;;w;; Aww uWu these old :3 witnyesses-I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ eww- 
Tell :33 me >w< thou UwU awt >_> my ^-^ son x3 Antiphowus. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw >_> my father ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
>_< AEGEON. xDD But seven xDD yeaws since, ^-^ in Syracuse, uWu boy, 
Thou know'st ;;w;; we >w< pawted; but >_> pewhaps, >_> my son, 
Thou ÚwÚ sham'st uWu to :3 acknyowwedge :33 me ^-^ in misery. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^.^ The xDD Duke ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^w^ that >_< knyow :33 me ^-^ in 
>w< the OwO city >_> Can x3 witnyess xDD with :33 me ^w^ that it is UwU nyot xDD so: 
^-^ I >w< nye'ew OwO saw OwO Sywacuse ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ I tell ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ Sywacusian, twenty xDD yeaws 
>_< Have ^-^ I OwO been >w< patwon uWu to :3 Antiphowus, 
During xDD which :3 time UwU he >w< nye'ew OwO saw Syracuse. 
^-^ I see thy age ^-^ and :3 dangews uWu make ÚwÚ thee dote. 

^-^ We-entew >w< the >w< ABBESS, xDD with xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF SYRACUSE ^-^ and >_> DWOMIO UwU OF SYRACUSE 

xDD ABBESS. uWu Most ^w^ mighty Duke, uWu behowd a man ÚwÚ much wrong'd. 
:3 [Aww xDD gathew uWu to see :33 them] 
UwU ADWIANyA. ^-^ I see x3 two ^-^ husbands, >w< ow mine ^.^ eyes ÚwÚ deceive >w< me. 
:33 DUKE. uWu Onye :3 of uWu these ^-^ men is :33 genyius uWu to >w< the ^.^ othew; 
And ;;w;; so :3 of these. Which is >w< the ^-^ nyatuwaw ;;w;; man, 
And xDD which >w< the ^.^ spiwit? >_< Who >_< deciphews them? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ;;w;; I, sir, am Dwomio; UwU command xDD him uWu away. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ;;w;; I, x3 Siw, am Dwomio; pray let :33 me stay. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^w^ Aegeon, UwU awt >w< thou xDD nyot? >w< ow else ^.^ his 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. OwO O, >_> my old >_< mastew! ;;w;; who hath ^.^ bound 
xDD ABBESS. ^-^ Whoevew ^.^ bound :3 him, ^-^ I >w< wiww loose ^.^ his :3 bonds, 
And x3 gain a :3 husband :3 by ^.^ his ^-^ wibewty. 
Speak, old ^w^ Aegeon, >_> if >w< thou >w< be'st >w< the man 
:33 That ^.^ hadst a uWu wife once call'd Aemilia, 
:33 That bore ÚwÚ thee :3 at a ;;w;; buwden x3 two ^.^ faiw :3 sons. 
OwO O, >_> if >w< thou >w< be'st >w< the ^-^ same ^w^ Aegeon, :3 speak, 
And UwU speak >_< unto >w< the ^-^ same Aemilia! 
>_< AEGEON. UwU If ^-^ I dream not, >w< thou UwU awt UwU Aemiwia. 
UwU If >w< thou UwU awt ^.^ she, tell :33 me >w< whewe is ^w^ that ^-^ son 
:33 That ;;w;; fwoated xDD with ÚwÚ thee on >w< the OwO fataw uWu waft? 
xDD ABBESS. By ^-^ men :3 of :3 Epidamnyum UwU he ^-^ and ^-^ I 
And >w< the twin >w< Dwomio, ;;w;; aww were ^.^ taken up; 
xDD But :3 by ^-^ and :3 by rude xDD fishewmen :3 of :3 Cowinth 
By ÚwÚ fowce took >_> Dwomio ^-^ and >_> my ^-^ son OwO fwom them, 
And :33 me :33 they UwU weft xDD with those :3 of Epidamnum. 
:3 What :33 then x3 became :3 of them ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell; 
^-^ I uWu to ^w^ this xDD fowtunye ^w^ that :33 you see :33 me uWu in. 
:33 DUKE. :3 Why, ÚwÚ hewe begins ^.^ his ^.^ mownying ^w^ stowy right. 
These x3 two x3 Antiphowus', uWu these x3 two ;;w;; so ^.^ wike, 
And uWu these x3 two ^-^ Dwomios, >w< onye ^-^ in ÚwÚ sembwance- 
:33 Besides ;;w;; hew :3 uwging :3 of ;;w;; hew wreck :3 at sea- 
These are >w< the parents uWu to uWu these >w< chiwdwen, 
Which ÚwÚ accidentawwy are >_< met together. 
:3 Antiphowus, >w< thou >w< cam'st OwO fwom :3 Cowinth first? 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. x3 Nyo, sir, UwU nyot I; ^-^ I came OwO fwom Syracuse. 
:33 DUKE. Stay, >_< stand uWu apawt; ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot xDD which is ;;w;; which. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^-^ I came OwO fwom ^w^ Cowinth, >_> my :3 most OwO gwacious ^-^ wowd. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. And ^-^ I xDD with ^-^ him. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. ^w^ Bwought uWu to ^w^ this UwU town :3 by ^w^ that :3 most famous warrior, 
xDD Duke Menaphon, ^-^ youw :3 most x3 wenyownyed >w< uncwe. 
UwU ADWIANyA. Which :3 of :33 you x3 two >w< did dine xDD with :33 me :3 to-day? 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ;;w;; I, ÚwÚ gentwe mistress. 
UwU ADWIANyA. And are UwU nyot :33 you >_> my :3 husband? 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. >w< Nyo; ^-^ I say ^.^ nyay uWu to UwU that. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. And ;;w;; so do ;;w;; I, yet >w< did she UwU caww :33 me uWu so; 
And ^w^ this ^.^ faiw gentlewoman, ;;w;; hew ;;w;; sistew ;;w;; hewe, 
ÚwÚ Did UwU caww :33 me >_> bwothew. ^w^ [To ^.^ WUCIANyA] :3 What ^-^ I >_< towd :33 you uWu then, 
^-^ I hope ^-^ I >_< shaww have :3 weisuwe uWu to uWu make ;;w;; good; 
UwU If ^w^ this >_< be UwU nyot a dream ^-^ I see ^-^ and >w< heaw. 
:3 ANGEWO. :33 That is >w< the ^w^ chain, sir, xDD which :33 you ^w^ had :3 of >w< me. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^-^ I xDD think it be, sir; ^-^ I uWu deny it uWu nyot. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. And ^.^ you, sir, for ^w^ this chain :33 awwested >w< me. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I did, sir; ^-^ I uWu deny it uWu nyot. 
UwU ADWIANyA. ^-^ I >_> sent :33 you xDD monyey, sir, uWu to >_< be ^-^ youw bail, 
By Dwomio; but ^-^ I xDD think UwU he brought it uWu nyot. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. x3 Nyo, none :3 by >w< me. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ^.^ This ^.^ puwse :3 of ducats ^-^ I >_> weceiv'd OwO fwom ^.^ you, 
And >_> Dwomio >_> my man >w< did >_< bwing them >w< me. 
^-^ I see ;;w;; we OwO stiww >w< did meet uWu each UwU othew's ;;w;; man, 
And ^-^ I >_> was xDD ta'en for :3 him, ^-^ and UwU he for me, 
And xDD theweupon uWu these ERRORS are ^.^ awose. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. These ducats :33 pawn ^-^ I for >_> my father uWu hewe. 
:33 DUKE. >_> It >_< shaww UwU nyot ;;w;; nyeed; thy father hath ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
COURTEZAN. x3 Siw, ^-^ I must have ^w^ that >w< diamond OwO fwom ÚwÚ you. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. There, ^w^ take x3 it; ^-^ and ÚwÚ much UwU thanks for >_> my 
^w^ good cheer. 
xDD ABBESS. Renowned Duke, :3 vouchsafe uWu to ^w^ take >w< the ^-^ pains 
>_< To ^w^ go xDD with uWu us uWu into >w< the abbey ;;w;; hewe, 
And >_> heaw :3 at uWu wawge OwO discouwsed ;;w;; aww x3 ouw fortunes; 
And ;;w;; aww ^w^ that are ÚwÚ assembwed ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 pwace 
:33 That :3 by ^w^ this ^.^ sympathized >w< onye >_< day's :3 ewwow 
>_< Have ;;w;; suffew'd OwO wwong, ^w^ go :3 keep uWu us ^w^ company, 
And ;;w;; we >_< shaww uWu make full xDD satisfaction. 
Thirty-three xDD yeaws have ^-^ I but ^w^ gonye ^-^ in uWu twavaiw 
Of ^.^ you, >_> my sons; ^-^ and :3 tiww ^w^ this present hour 
^w^ My >_< heavy ;;w;; buwden >w< nye'ew :33 dewivewed. 
^.^ The Duke, >_> my :3 husband, ^-^ and >_> my :3 chiwdwen both, 
And :33 you >w< the calendars :3 of their :3 nyativity, 
:3 Go uWu to a x3 gossips' x3 feast, ^-^ and ^w^ go xDD with x3 me; 
uWu Aftew ;;w;; so long xDD gwief, >_< such nativity! 
:33 DUKE. With ;;w;; aww >_> my heart, >_< I'ww ;;w;; gossip :3 at ^w^ this feast. 
>w< <Exeunt ;;w;; aww but xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF :3 SYWACUSE, xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF 
EPHESUS, >_> DWOMIO UwU OF :3 SYWACUSE, ^-^ and >_> DWOMIO UwU OF ^-^ EPHESUS 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. UwU Mastew, >_< shaww ^-^ I fetch ^-^ youw stuff OwO fwom ^-^ shipboawd? 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. >w< Dwomio, what stuff :3 of mine UwU hast >w< thou ÚwÚ embawk'd? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Youw OwO goods ^w^ that lay :3 at :33 host, sir, ^-^ in >w< the x3 Centauw. 
xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. He ;;w;; speaks uWu to >w< me. ^-^ I am ^-^ youw uWu mastew, ^-^ Dwomio. 
uWu Come, ^w^ go xDD with x3 us; x3 we'ww >w< wook uWu to ^w^ that ;;w;; anyon. 
:3 Embwace thy brother >_> thewe; UwU wejoice xDD with ^-^ him. 
>w< <Exeunt xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF SYRACUSE ^-^ and xDD ANTIPHOWUS UwU OF ^-^ EPHESUS 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. ;;w;; Thewe is a ÚwÚ fat uWu fwiend :3 at ^-^ youw uWu mastew's uWu house, 
:33 That OwO kitchen'd :33 me for :33 you xDD to-day :3 at >_< dinnyew; 
ÚwÚ She now >_< shaww >_< be >_> my ^w^ sistew, UwU nyot >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. xDD Methinks :33 you are >_> my xDD gwass, ^-^ and UwU nyot >_> my uWu bwothew; 
^-^ I see :3 by :33 you ^-^ I am a ;;w;; sweet-fac'd >_< youth. 
Will :33 you ^.^ wawk ^-^ in uWu to see their UwU gossiping? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. uWu Nyot ;;w;; I, sir; :33 you are >_> my elder. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. xDD That's a :33 question; how >_< shaww ;;w;; we xDD twy it? 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF xDD SYWACUSE. >w< We'ww draw cuts for >w< the uWu senyiow; :3 tiww uWu then, 
ÚwÚ wead >w< thou first. 
>_> DWOMIO UwU OF ;;w;; EPHESUS. Nay, uWu then, UwU thus: 
OwO We came uWu into >w< the UwU wowwd OwO wike brother ^-^ and ^-^ bwothew, 
And now let's ^w^ go UwU hand ^-^ in ;;w;; hand, UwU nyot >w< onye :33 befowe x3 anyothew. 
>w< <Exeunt 


>w< THE ÚwÚ END 


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uWu 1608 

>w< THE TRAGEDY UwU OF >_< COWIOWANyUS 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

xDD CAIUS :33 MAWCIUS, afterwards xDD CAIUS xDD MAWCIUS >_< COWIOWANyUS 

;;w;; Genyewaws ÚwÚ against >w< the >_< Vowscians 
TITUS ^-^ WAWTIUS 
COMINIUS 

MENENIUS >_< AGWIPPA, uWu fwiend uWu to Coriolanus 

:3 Twibunyes :3 of >w< the ^w^ Peopwe 
uWu SICINyIUS VELUTUS 
x3 JUNyIUS x3 BWUTUS 

>w< YOUNG :33 MAWCIUS, ^-^ son uWu to Coriolanus 
xDD A ROMAN >w< HEWAWD 
>w< NyICANyOW, a UwU Woman 
:3 TUWWUS AUFIDIUS, UwU Genyewaw :3 of >w< the >_< Vowscians 
:33 WIEUTENyANT, uWu to >_< Aufidius 
>_< CONSPIWATOWS, With >_< Aufidius 
:33 ADWIAN, a Volscian 
xDD A >_> CITIZEN :3 of :33 Antium 
^.^ TWO OwO VOWSCIAN UwU GUAWDS 

^w^ VOWUMNyIA, mother uWu to Coriolanus 
^w^ VIWGIWIA, uWu wife uWu to Coriolanus 
>w< VAWEWIA, uWu fwiend uWu to x3 Viwgiwia 
:3 GENTWEWOMAN attending on x3 Viwgiwia 

UwU Woman ^-^ and Volscian Senators, >_> Patwicians, Aediles, x3 Wictows, 
:3 Sowdiews, uWu Citizens, Messengers, Servants uWu to ^.^ Aufidius, ^-^ and x3 othew 
^.^ Attendants 




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>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
^-^ WITH ÚwÚ PEWMISSION. uWu EWECTWONyIC ^.^ AND ÚwÚ MACHINyE ÚwÚ WEADABWE COPIES :33 MAY OwO BE 
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OwO SCENyE: 
^w^ Wome ^-^ and >w< the neighbourhood; >w< Cowiowi ^-^ and >w< the neighbourhood; :33 Antium 



>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ Wome. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew a company :3 of ;;w;; mutinyous uWu citizens, xDD with uWu staves, OwO cwubs, ^-^ and x3 othew ÚwÚ weapons 

ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. :3 Befowe ;;w;; we uWu pwoceed :33 any ÚwÚ fuwthew, >_> heaw :33 me ^w^ speak. 
OwO AWW. Speak, ^w^ speak. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. YOU are ;;w;; aww ^w^ wesowv'd :3 wathew uWu to :33 die than uWu to >_< famish? 
OwO AWW. UwU Wesowv'd, >_< wesowv'd. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^-^ Fiwst, :33 you >_< knyow ÚwÚ Caius >_> Mawcius is uWu chief enemy uWu to >w< the 
people. 
OwO AWW. OwO We >_< knyow't, ;;w;; we :3 knyow't. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Let uWu us kill :3 him, ^-^ and x3 we'ww have corn :3 at x3 ouw ^-^ own 
UwU pwice. Is't a ^w^ vewdict? 
OwO AWW. :33 Nyo :33 mowe x3 tawking x3 on't; let it >_< be OwO donye. :3 Away, uWu away! 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. uWu Onye word, ^w^ good >_> citizens. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. OwO We are ÚwÚ accounted x3 poow uWu citizens, >w< the patricians :33 good. 
:3 What ^w^ authowity :3 suwfeits on :3 wouwd >w< wewieve x3 us; >_> if :33 they :3 wouwd yield 
uWu us but >w< the :33 supewfwuity :33 whiwe it were wholesome, ;;w;; we :33 might guess 
:33 they ;;w;; wewieved uWu us humanely; but :33 they xDD think ;;w;; we are x3 too x3 deaw. ^.^ The 
OwO weannyess ^w^ that :3 affwicts us, >w< the ^.^ object :3 of x3 ouw ^.^ misewy, is ÚwÚ as :3 an 
OwO inventowy uWu to ;;w;; pawticuwawize their ^.^ abundance; x3 ouw ^w^ suffewance is a 
x3 gain uWu to uWu them. Let uWu us >_< wevenge ^w^ this xDD with x3 ouw uWu pikes ^-^ ewe ;;w;; we ^-^ become 
>_> wakes; for >w< the UwU gods >_< knyow ^-^ I UwU speak ^w^ this ^-^ in hunger for OwO bwead, UwU nyot ^-^ in 
>w< thiwst for revenge. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >w< Wouwd :33 you uWu pwoceed especially ÚwÚ against ÚwÚ Caius Marcius? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Against xDD him first; ÚwÚ he's a :3 vewy ^-^ dog uWu to >w< the 
>_> commonyawty. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Consider :33 you what ÚwÚ sewvices UwU he has ^w^ donye for ^.^ his 
>_> countwy? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Vewy UwU weww, ^-^ and ^-^ couwd >_< be ÚwÚ content uWu to >w< give xDD him ^w^ good 
>_< wepowt UwU fow't but ^w^ that UwU he >w< pays himself xDD with being ÚwÚ pwoud. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Nay, but UwU speak UwU nyot ^-^ mawiciouswy. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^-^ I say >_< unto ^.^ you, what UwU he hath ^w^ donye uWu famouswy UwU he >w< did it 
uWu to ^w^ that >_> end; though >_> soft-conscienc'd ^-^ men ^w^ can >_< be ÚwÚ content uWu to say it 
>_> was for ^.^ his uWu countwy, UwU he >w< did it uWu to UwU pwease ^.^ his mother ^-^ and uWu to >_< be 
partly :3 pwoud, xDD which UwU he UwU is, uWu even uWu to >w< the :33 awtitude :3 of ^.^ his :33 viwtue. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. :3 What UwU he ;;w;; cannyot :33 hewp ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; nyatuwe :33 you :33 account a 
x3 vice ^-^ in ^-^ him. You must ^-^ in xDD nyo x3 way say UwU he is ^-^ covetous. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. UwU If ^-^ I must not, ^-^ I need UwU nyot >_< be x3 bawwen :3 of >_< accusations; 
UwU he hath :3 fauwts, xDD with ^.^ suwpwus, uWu to tire ^-^ in uWu wepetition. :33 [Shouts 
^.^ within] :3 What shouts are >_> these? ^.^ The x3 othew >w< side uWu o' >_> th' OwO city is 
;;w;; wisen. ^.^ Why x3 stay ;;w;; we xDD pwating :33 hewe? >_< To >_> th' >w< Capitow! 
OwO AWW. uWu Come, ^-^ come. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Soft! ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew MENENIUS AGRIPPA 

SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Wowthy :33 Menyenyius >_> Agwippa; >w< onye ^w^ that hath uWu awways :3 wov'd 
>w< the people. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. He's >w< onye uWu honyest OwO enyough; :3 wouwd ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west were so! 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 What ^-^ wowk's, >_> my >_< countwymen, ^-^ in ^-^ hand? ;;w;; Whewe ^w^ go :33 you 
With :3 bats ^-^ and ^w^ cwubs? ^.^ The x3 mattew? Speak, ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >_< Ouw business is UwU nyot >_< unknyown uWu to >_> th' ^-^ Senyate; :33 they have 
^w^ had xDD inkwing ^w^ this fortnight what ;;w;; we >_> intend uWu to ÚwÚ do, xDD which now x3 we'ww 
^w^ show >w< 'em ^-^ in ^.^ deeds. xDD They say x3 poow ^w^ suitows have strong ÚwÚ bweaths; 
:33 they >_< shaww >_< knyow ;;w;; we have strong xDD awms >_< too. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 Why, masters, >_> my ^w^ good :3 fwiends, mine uWu honyest neighbours, 
Will :33 you undo yourselves? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. OwO We >_> cannyot, sir; ;;w;; we are ;;w;; undonye uWu awweady. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^-^ I tell ^.^ you, :3 fwiends, :3 most charitable OwO cawe 
>_< Have >w< the patricians :3 of ÚwÚ you. :3 Fow ^-^ youw :3 wants, 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ suffewing ^-^ in ^w^ this xDD deawth, :33 you ^w^ may ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww 
>_< Stwike :3 at >w< the :3 heaven xDD with ^-^ youw ^w^ staves ÚwÚ as lift them 
Against >w< the UwU Woman UwU state; :3 whose ÚwÚ couwse >w< wiww on 
^.^ The x3 way it uWu takes, cracking >_< ten >_> thousand curbs 
Of :33 mowe strong link ^-^ asundew than ^w^ can ^-^ evew 
^w^ Appeaw ^-^ in ^-^ youw >_< impediment. :3 Fow >w< the xDD deawth, 
^.^ The gods, UwU nyot >w< the patricians, uWu make ^w^ it, ^-^ and 
;;w;; Youw >_> knyees uWu to them, UwU nyot ^w^ awms, must :33 hewp. Alack, 
You are transported :3 by ^.^ cawamity 
x3 Thithew >w< whewe :33 mowe attends you; ^-^ and :33 you ;;w;; swandew 
^.^ The :33 hewms uWu o' >_> th' xDD state, ;;w;; who OwO cawe for :33 you OwO wike fathers, 
When :33 you xDD cuwse them ÚwÚ as :33 enyemies. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Cawe for >_> us! OwO Twue, ^.^ indeed! xDD They >w< nye'ew car'd for uWu us 
yet. x3 Suffew uWu us uWu to UwU famish, ^-^ and their uWu stowehouses cramm'd xDD with 
xDD gwain; uWu make edicts for :3 usuwy, uWu to ^-^ suppowt ^w^ usuwews; :3 wepeaw daily 
:33 any :33 whowesome :3 act established ÚwÚ against >w< the UwU wich, ^-^ and provide :33 mowe 
piercing ^.^ statutes daily uWu to chain :3 up ^-^ and >_< westwain >w< the >_< poow. UwU If >w< the 
^.^ waws >w< eat uWu us UwU nyot xDD up, :33 they :3 wiww; ^-^ and >_< thewe's ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 wove :33 they ;;w;; beaw 
:33 us. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. >w< Eithew :33 you must 
x3 Confess :33 youwsewves ^.^ wondwous malicious, 
>_> Ow >_< be :33 accus'd :3 of folly. ^-^ I >_< shaww tell :33 you 
xDD A ;;w;; pwetty :3 tawe. >_> It ^w^ may >_< be :33 you have heard x3 it; 
>w< But, >_> since it serves >_> my UwU puwpose, ^-^ I >w< wiww venture 
>_< To x3 stawe't a ^-^ wittwe >w< mowe. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. xDD Weww, >_< I'ww >_> heaw ^w^ it, sir; yet :33 you must UwU nyot xDD think uWu to 
:3 fob off x3 ouw disgrace xDD with a :3 tawe. >w< But, ^w^ an't UwU pwease ^.^ you, deliver. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ;;w;; Thewe >_> was a :3 time uWu when ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ body's ;;w;; membews 
Rebell'd ÚwÚ against >w< the OwO bewwy; UwU thus :33 accus'd it: 
:33 That :3 onwy OwO wike a ;;w;; guwf it >w< did UwU wemain 
>_< I' >_> th' :33 midst uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ body, xDD idwe ^-^ and UwU unyactive, 
UwU Stiww >_> cupboawding >w< the >w< viand, UwU nyevew ÚwÚ beawing 
>w< Wike UwU wabouw xDD with >w< the :33 west; >w< whewe >_> th' x3 othew UwU instwuments 
ÚwÚ Did see ^-^ and uWu heaw, OwO devise, ^w^ instwuct, walk, ^w^ feew, 
And, mutually ;;w;; pawticipate, >w< did minister 
uWu Unto >w< the :3 appetite ^-^ and UwU affection UwU common 
Of >w< the uWu whowe :33 body. ^.^ The uWu bewwy x3 answew'd- 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. xDD Weww, sir, what answer uWu made >w< the OwO bewwy? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >_< shaww tell ÚwÚ you. With a uWu kind :3 of smile, 
Which >w< nye'ew came OwO fwom >w< the >_< wungs, but uWu even >_> thus- 
:3 Fow >w< wook ^.^ you, ^-^ I ^w^ may uWu make >w< the uWu bewwy ÚwÚ smiwe 
:33 As ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ^w^ speak- it ÚwÚ tauntingwy ^.^ wepwied 
>_< To >_> th' discontented ^-^ membews, >w< the ;;w;; mutinyous x3 pawts 
:33 That ^.^ envied ^.^ his ;;w;; weceipt; uWu even ;;w;; so :3 most >_> fitwy 
:33 As :33 you ^-^ mawign x3 ouw ^.^ senyatows for ^w^ that 
xDD They are UwU nyot >_< such ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Youw belly's answer- What? 
^.^ The UwU kingwy ÚwÚ cwownyed head, >w< the ÚwÚ vigiwant ^-^ eye, 
^.^ The counsellor heart, >w< the ;;w;; awm x3 ouw ^.^ sowdiew, 
>_< Ouw :33 steed >w< the >w< weg, >w< the tongue x3 ouw x3 twumpetew, 
With x3 othew uWu munyiments ^-^ and xDD petty ^.^ hewps 
Is ^w^ this x3 ouw ^.^ fabwic, >_> if ^w^ that >_< they- 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 What then? 
>_< Fowe me, ^w^ this uWu fewwow >_< speaks! :3 What then? :3 What then? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ Shouwd :3 by >w< the OwO cowmowant uWu bewwy >_< be :33 westwain'd, 
>_< Who is >w< the ^.^ sink uWu o' >_> th' body- 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD Weww, what then? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ The uWu fowmew ^-^ agents, >_> if :33 they >w< did >_< compwain, 
:3 What ^-^ couwd >w< the uWu bewwy answer? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww tell you; 
UwU If ^.^ you'ww >_< bestow a :33 smaww- :3 of what :33 you have :33 wittwe- 
:33 Patience >_< awhiwe, :33 you'st >_> heaw >w< the belly's answer. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Y'are long uWu about uWu it. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. UwU Nyote :33 me ^w^ this, ^w^ good uWu fwiend: 
;;w;; Youw :3 most grave uWu bewwy >_> was ^-^ dewibewate, 
uWu Nyot >_> wash OwO wike ^.^ his ÚwÚ accusews, ^-^ and UwU thus ^-^ answewed. 
^w^ 'Twue is ^w^ it, >_> my x3 incowpowate UwU fwiends,' ^-^ quoth UwU he 
'That ^-^ I >_> weceive >w< the ^-^ genyewaw uWu food :3 at >_> fiwst 
Which :33 you do >_< wive ;;w;; upon; ^-^ and >w< fit it UwU is, 
Because ^-^ I am >w< the xDD stowehouse ^-^ and >w< the shop 
Of >w< the uWu whowe :33 body. >w< But, >_> if :33 you do xDD wemembew, 
^-^ I ^.^ send it through >w< the >w< wivews :3 of ^-^ youw uWu bwood, 
uWu Even uWu to >w< the uWu couwt, >w< the heart, uWu to >_> th' ^w^ seat uWu o' >_> th' ^w^ bwain; 
And, through >w< the ^-^ cwanks ^-^ and UwU offices :3 of ;;w;; man, 
^.^ The xDD stwongest :3 nyewves ^-^ and xDD smaww ^w^ infewiow :3 veins 
^w^ Fwom :33 me >_> weceive ^w^ that ^-^ nyatuwaw ^.^ competency 
Whereby :33 they xDD wive. And though ^w^ that ;;w;; aww :3 at once 
You, >_> my ^w^ good >_< fwiends'- ^w^ this x3 says >w< the OwO bewwy; >_< mawk >w< me. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. x3 Ay, sir; UwU weww, ^.^ weww. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^-^ 'Though ;;w;; aww :3 at once ;;w;; cannyot 
ÚwÚ See what ^-^ I do >w< dewivew :33 out uWu to ^w^ each, 
^w^ Yet ^-^ I ^w^ can uWu make >_> my uWu audit xDD up, ^w^ that ;;w;; aww 
^w^ Fwom :33 me do >_< back >_> weceive >w< the :33 fwouw :3 of >w< aww, 
And uWu weave :33 me but >w< the ^-^ bwan.' :3 What say :33 you ;;w;; to' UwU t? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >_> It >_> was :3 an answer. UwU How ;;w;; appwy :33 you xDD this? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^.^ The ^.^ senyatows :3 of ^w^ Wome are ^w^ this ^w^ good :33 bewwy, 
And :33 you >w< the ;;w;; mutinyous uWu membews; ^-^ fow, uWu examinye 
uWu Theiw uWu counsews ^-^ and their :3 cawes, xDD digest things UwU wightwy 
ÚwÚ Touching >w< the :33 weaw uWu o' >_> th' :3 common, :33 you >_< shaww find 
:33 Nyo ÚwÚ pubwic benefit xDD which :33 you >_> weceive 
xDD But it >_> pwoceeds >w< ow ÚwÚ comes OwO fwom them uWu to ^.^ you, 
And xDD nyo x3 way OwO fwom xDD youwsewves. :3 What do :33 you think, 
You, >w< the >_> gweat toe :3 of ^w^ this ^.^ assembwy? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^-^ I >w< the >_> gweat ^-^ toe? ^.^ Why >w< the >_> gweat ^-^ toe? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 Fow that, being >w< onye uWu o' >_> th' >_< wowest, ^w^ basest, poorest, 
Of ^w^ this :3 most uWu wise uWu webewwion, >w< thou ^.^ goest >_< fowemost. 
Thou rascal, ^w^ that UwU awt ^-^ wowst ^-^ in UwU bwood uWu to >w< wun, 
Lead'st >_> fiwst uWu to >w< win ÚwÚ some vantage. 
xDD But uWu make :33 you ready ^-^ youw stiff :3 bats ^-^ and ^.^ cwubs. 
^w^ Wome ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ;;w;; wats are :3 at >w< the point :3 of OwO battwe; 
^.^ The >w< onye >w< side must have bale. 

^-^ Entew xDD CAIUS xDD MAWCIUS 

UwU Haiw, ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ Mawcius! 
:33 MAWCIUS. ^w^ Thanks. What's >w< the >w< mattew, :33 you ;;w;; dissentious ^-^ wogues 
UwU That, x3 wubbing >w< the x3 poow ^w^ itch :3 of ^-^ youw uWu opinyion, 
Make :33 youwsewves ;;w;; scabs? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. OwO We have ^-^ evew ^-^ youw ^w^ good word. 
:33 MAWCIUS. He ^w^ that >w< wiww >w< give ^w^ good >_> wowds uWu to ÚwÚ thee >w< wiww flatter 
Beneath >w< abhowwing. :3 What :3 wouwd :33 you uWu have, :33 you UwU cuws, 
:33 That OwO wike >_< nyow peace >_< nyow :33 waw? ^.^ The >w< onye uWu affwights ^.^ you, 
^.^ The x3 othew ^-^ makes :33 you ÚwÚ pwoud. He ^w^ that x3 twusts uWu to ^.^ you, 
;;w;; Whewe UwU he OwO shouwd find :33 you ;;w;; wions, finds :33 you ^w^ hawes; 
;;w;; Whewe ÚwÚ foxes, ^.^ geese; :33 you are xDD nyo >_> suwew, uWu nyo, 
uWu Than is >w< the coal :3 of ^w^ fiwe upon >w< the ^-^ ice 
>_> Ow UwU haiwstonye ^-^ in >w< the :3 sun. ;;w;; Youw virtue is 
>_< To uWu make xDD him ^-^ wowthy :3 whose uWu offence ÚwÚ subdues :3 him, 
And xDD cuwse ^w^ that ÚwÚ justice >w< did uWu it. >_< Who >w< desewves :3 gweatnyess 
Deserves ^-^ youw ^w^ hate; ^-^ and ^-^ youw :33 affections are 
xDD A ÚwÚ sick man's ;;w;; appetite, ;;w;; who x3 desiwes :3 most ^w^ that 
Which :3 wouwd ÚwÚ incwease ^.^ his evil. He ^w^ that OwO depends 
ÚwÚ Upon ^-^ youw favours swims xDD with fins :3 of x3 wead, 
And uWu hews OwO down oaks xDD with rushes. ^.^ Hang ;;w;; ye! >w< Twust ye? 
With >_> evewy ^-^ minyute :33 you do ^w^ change a ;;w;; mind 
And UwU caww xDD him ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ that >_> was now ^-^ youw hate, 
ÚwÚ Him :3 viwe ^w^ that >_> was ^-^ youw ÚwÚ gawwand. What's >w< the :3 mattew 
:33 That ^-^ in uWu these ;;w;; sevewaw places :3 of >w< the OwO city 
You ^.^ cwy ÚwÚ against >w< the ^-^ nyobwe OwO Senyate, :33 who, 
Under >w< the gods, :3 keep :33 you ^-^ in ^w^ awe, xDD which else 
>w< Wouwd ;;w;; feed on >w< onye x3 anyothew? What's their >_> seeking? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 Fow corn :3 at their ^-^ own >_> wates, xDD wheweof :33 they say 
^.^ The OwO city is ^w^ weww uWu stow'd. 
:33 MAWCIUS. ^.^ Hang 'em! xDD They uWu say! 
>w< They'ww ÚwÚ sit :3 by >_> th' ^w^ fiwe ^-^ and >w< pwesume uWu to >_< knyow 
What's ^w^ donye ^.^ i' >_> th' ^.^ Capitow, xDD who's OwO wike uWu to rise, 
>_< Who :3 thwives ^-^ and ;;w;; who ^-^ decwinyes; >w< side OwO factions, ^-^ and >w< give :33 out 
;;w;; Conjectuwaw OwO mawwiages, UwU making ^w^ pawties strong, 
And x3 feebwing >_< such ÚwÚ as >_< stand UwU nyot ^-^ in their UwU wiking 
Below their OwO cobbwed >_< shoes. xDD They say >_< thewe's UwU gwain ^-^ enyough! 
>w< Wouwd >w< the ^.^ nyobiwity lay :33 aside their OwO wuth 
And let :33 me ÚwÚ use >_> my ;;w;; swowd, uWu I'd uWu make a :33 quawwy 
With ^-^ thousands :3 of uWu these ;;w;; quawtew'd >_< swaves, ÚwÚ as >_> high 
:33 As ^-^ I ^-^ couwd xDD pick >_> my ;;w;; wance. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Nay, uWu these are almost thoroughly >w< pewsuaded; 
:3 Fow though x3 abundantwy :33 they x3 wack discretion, 
^w^ Yet are :33 they >w< passing cowardly. >w< But, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, 
:3 What x3 says >w< the x3 othew OwO twoop? 
:33 MAWCIUS. xDD They are dissolv'd. ^.^ Hang 'em! 
xDD They ^-^ said :33 they were xDD an-hungwy; >_< sigh'd ^-^ fowth ^-^ pwovewbs- 
:33 That hunger ^.^ bwoke >w< stonye ^-^ wawws, ^w^ that ^w^ dogs must ^.^ eat, 
:33 That ^.^ meat >_> was uWu made for x3 mouths, ^w^ that >w< the UwU gods >_> sent UwU nyot 
>_> Cown for >w< the rich ^-^ men ^w^ onwy. With uWu these >w< shweds 
xDD They vented their xDD compwainyings; xDD which being OwO answew'd, 
And a :33 petition granted them- a ^-^ stwange :3 onye, 
>_< To x3 bweak >w< the :33 heawt :3 of >_< genyewosity 
And uWu make xDD bowd ÚwÚ powew >w< wook >w< pawe- :33 they threw their ^w^ caps 
:33 As :33 they :3 wouwd ;;w;; hang them on >w< the >_> howns uWu o' >_> th' moon, 
Shouting their emulation. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 What is granted them? 
:33 MAWCIUS. x3 Five >_< twibunyes, uWu to defend their ^-^ vuwgaw >_> wisdoms, 
Of their ^-^ own xDD choice. One's Junius x3 Bwutus- 
x3 Sicinyius :3 Vewutus, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. OwO 'Sdeath! 
^.^ The >_> wabbwe OwO shouwd have >_> fiwst :3 unwoof'd >w< the OwO city 
Ere ;;w;; so uWu pwevaiw'd xDD with x3 me; it >w< wiww ^-^ in :3 time 
^w^ Win upon ÚwÚ powew ^-^ and OwO thwow ^-^ fowth greater themes 
:3 Fow UwU insuwwection's x3 awguing. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^.^ This is strange. 
:33 MAWCIUS. :3 Go x3 get :33 you ;;w;; home, :33 you fragments. 

^-^ Entew a UwU MESSENGEW, hastily 

MESSENGER. ^.^ Whewe's ÚwÚ Caius Marcius? 
:33 MAWCIUS. >_< Hewe. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
MESSENGER. ^.^ The OwO nyews UwU is, sir, >w< the ^.^ Vowsces are ^-^ in arms. 
:33 MAWCIUS. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad x3 on't; :33 then ;;w;; we >_< shaww ha' ÚwÚ means uWu to vent 
>_< Ouw musty ÚwÚ supewfwuity. See, x3 ouw uWu best ^.^ ewdews. 

^-^ Entew :33 COMINyIUS, TITUS ^.^ WAWTIUS, xDD with x3 othew >_< SENyATOWS; 
x3 JUNyIUS x3 BWUTUS ^-^ and uWu SICINyIUS VELUTUS 

ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^w^ Mawcius, ÚwÚ 'tis OwO twue ^w^ that :33 you have uWu watewy >_< towd xDD us: 
^.^ The ^.^ Vowsces are ^-^ in arms. 
:33 MAWCIUS. xDD They have a ^w^ weadew, 
Tullus ^.^ Aufidius, ^w^ that >w< wiww put :33 you to't. 
^-^ I x3 sin ^-^ in xDD envying ^.^ his xDD nyobiwity; 
And were ^-^ I anything but what ^-^ I am, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 wish :33 me :3 onwy >w< he. 
:33 COMINyIUS. You have fought uWu togethew? 
:33 MAWCIUS. ^.^ Wewe :3 hawf uWu to :3 hawf >w< the UwU wowwd :3 by >_> th' >_> eaws, ^-^ and UwU he 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my x3 pawty, uWu I'd revolt, uWu to uWu make 
^w^ Onwy >_> my ^.^ waws xDD with ^-^ him. He is a lion 
:33 That ^-^ I am ÚwÚ pwoud uWu to >w< hunt. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. OwO Then, ^-^ wowthy ^w^ Mawcius, 
OwO Attend upon OwO Cominyius uWu to uWu these xDD waws. 
:33 COMINyIUS. >_> It is ^-^ youw uWu fowmew >w< pwomise. 
:33 MAWCIUS. x3 Siw, it is; 
And ^-^ I am :3 constant. Titus >_> Wawtius, >w< thou 
OwO Shawt see :33 me once :33 mowe ;;w;; stwike :3 at ^.^ Tuwwus' OwO face. 
^w^ What, UwU awt >w< thou ÚwÚ stiff? Stand'st :3 out? 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ Caius >_> Mawcius; 
>_< I'ww x3 wean upon >w< onye OwO cwutch ^-^ and ^.^ fight xDD with t'other 
Ere x3 stay x3 behind ^w^ this >_> businyess. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. OwO O, OwO twue ÚwÚ bwed! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Youw company uWu to >_> th' Capitol; where, ^-^ I :33 knyow, 
>_< Ouw >w< gweatest >w< fwiends ^-^ attend :33 us. 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. ^w^ [To COMINIUS] Lead :33 you >_< on. 
^w^ [To :3 MAWCIUS] Follow xDD Cominyius; ;;w;; we must x3 fowwow you; 
Right ^-^ wowthy :33 you ;;w;; pwiowity. 
:33 COMINyIUS. Noble ÚwÚ Mawcius! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^w^ [To >w< the >_< Citizens] ^.^ Hence uWu to ^-^ youw >_< homes; >_< be gone. 
:33 MAWCIUS. Nay, let them ^w^ fowwow. 
^.^ The ^.^ Vowsces have ÚwÚ much corn: ^w^ take uWu these ;;w;; wats ^.^ thithew 
>_< To >_< gnyaw their >_> gawnyews. :3 Wowshipfuw mutineers, 
;;w;; Youw OwO vawouw puts ^w^ weww ^-^ fowth; pray ^w^ fowwow. 
^w^ Ciitzens >_> steaw uWu away. Exeunt ;;w;; aww but uWu SICINyIUS ^-^ and x3 BWUTUS 
xDD SICINyIUS. uWu Was ^-^ evew man ;;w;; so ÚwÚ pwoud ÚwÚ as is ^w^ this Marcius? 
BRUTUS. He has xDD nyo UwU equaw. 
xDD SICINyIUS. When ;;w;; we were :33 chosen tribunes for >w< the ÚwÚ peopwe- 
BRUTUS. >_< Mawk'd :33 you ^.^ his lip ^-^ and eyes? 
xDD SICINyIUS. Nay, but ^.^ his ^.^ taunts! 
BRUTUS. ÚwÚ Being mov'd, UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot spare uWu to gird >w< the ;;w;; gods. 
xDD SICINyIUS. :3 Bemock >w< the modest x3 moon. 
BRUTUS. ^.^ The present ^.^ waws x3 devouw uWu him! He is x3 gwown 
:33 Too ÚwÚ pwoud uWu to >_< be ;;w;; so valiant. 
xDD SICINyIUS. >_> Such a UwU nyatuwe, 
x3 Tickwed xDD with ^w^ good xDD success, >_> disdains >w< the uWu shadow 
Which UwU he >_< tweads on :3 at noon. xDD But ^-^ I do x3 wondew 
:33 His insolence ^w^ can UwU bwook uWu to >_< be >_> commanded 
Under ;;w;; Cominyius. 
BRUTUS. Fame, :3 at >w< the xDD which UwU he x3 aims- 
^.^ In whom uWu awweady UwU he is ^w^ weww ^-^ gwac'd- ;;w;; cannyot 
>_> Bettew >_< be :3 hewd >_< nyow :33 mowe ÚwÚ attain'd than :3 by 
xDD A :3 pwace >w< bewow >w< the first; for what OwO miscawwies 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be >w< the ;;w;; genyewaw's :33 fauwt, though UwU he :33 pewfowm 
>_< To >_> th' utmost :3 of a ;;w;; man, ^-^ and UwU giddy ;;w;; censuwe 
Will :33 then ^.^ cwy :33 out :3 of >_> Mawcius 'O, >_> if UwU he 
Had :33 bownye >w< the ;;w;; businyess!' 
xDD SICINyIUS. :33 Besides, >_> if things ^w^ go UwU weww, 
>_> Opinyion, ^w^ that ;;w;; so OwO sticks on ^w^ Mawcius, >_< shaww 
Of ^.^ his uWu demewits uWu wob ;;w;; Cominyius. 
BRUTUS. ^w^ Come. 
^w^ Hawf ;;w;; aww >w< Cominyius' UwU honyouws are uWu to ^w^ Mawcius, 
OwO Though >_> Mawcius earn'd them not; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ his xDD fauwts 
>_< To >_> Mawcius >_< shaww >_< be >_> honyouws, though uWu indeed 
^.^ In :3 aught UwU he UwU mewit uWu nyot. 
xDD SICINyIUS. xDD Wet's hence ^-^ and >_> heaw 
UwU How >w< the ÚwÚ dispatch is x3 made, ^-^ and ^-^ in what >w< fashion, 
x3 Mowe than ^.^ his >_> singuwawity, UwU he :3 goes 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ this present :3 action. 
BRUTUS. xDD Wet's :3 awong. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
>_> Cowiowi. ^.^ The Senate UwU House. 

^-^ Entew :3 TUWWUS ^.^ AUFIDIUS xDD with SENATORS :3 of >w< Cowiowi 

ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; So, ^-^ youw >_> opinyion UwU is, ^.^ Aufidius, 
:33 That :33 they :3 of ^w^ Wome are >w< ent'wed ^-^ in x3 ouw uWu counsews 
And >_< knyow how ;;w;; we ;;w;; pwoceed. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. Is it UwU nyot ÚwÚ youws? 
:3 What ^-^ evew have OwO been :3 thought on ^-^ in ^w^ this ^.^ state 
:33 That ^-^ couwd >_< be brought uWu to ^-^ bodiwy :3 act ^-^ ewe ^w^ Wome 
Had >w< ciwcumvention? 'Tis UwU nyot :3 fouw ^-^ days ^w^ gonye 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I heard OwO thence; uWu these are >w< the :33 wowds- ^-^ I xDD think 
^-^ I have >w< the letter :3 here;.yes, ÚwÚ hewe it ^.^ is: 
>_< [Weads] 'They have ;;w;; pwess'd a :33 powew, but it is UwU nyot known 
^.^ Whethew for ^w^ east >w< ow :3 west. ^.^ The dearth is great; 
^.^ The uWu peopwe :33 mutinyous; ^-^ and it is UwU wumouw'd, 
^w^ Cominyius, >_> Mawcius ^-^ youw old ;;w;; enyemy, 
>_< Who is :3 of ^w^ Wome worse hated than :3 of ^.^ you, 
And Titus >_> Wawtius, a :3 most ^.^ vawiant >_< Woman, 
These xDD thwee ÚwÚ wead on ^w^ this :33 pwepawation 
uWu Whithew ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ bent. uWu Most OwO wikewy ÚwÚ 'tis for you; 
Consider :3 of :33 it.' 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >_< Ouw >_> awmy's ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; fiewd; 
OwO We UwU nyevew yet uWu made ÚwÚ doubt but ^w^ Wome >_> was ready 
>_< To answer :33 us. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. >_> Nyow >w< did :33 you xDD think it folly 
>_< To :3 keep ^-^ youw >_> gweat ^-^ pwetences OwO veiw'd :3 tiww uWu when 
xDD They xDD nyeeds must ^w^ show ÚwÚ themsewves; xDD which ^-^ in >w< the >_< hatching, 
>_> It ^-^ seem'd, >_< appeaw'd uWu to ^.^ Wome. By >w< the discovery 
OwO We >_< shaww >_< be x3 showt'nyed ^-^ in x3 ouw uWu aim, xDD which >_> was 
>_< To ^w^ take ^-^ in uWu many :3 towns ^-^ ewe almost ^w^ Wome 
^.^ Shouwd >_< knyow ;;w;; we were >_< afoot. 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Noble ^.^ Aufidius, 
Take ^-^ youw commission; >_< hie :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw bands; 
Let uWu us OwO awonye uWu to :3 guawd >_> Cowiowi. 
UwU If :33 they ^w^ set OwO down ÚwÚ befowe's, for >w< the >w< wemove 
xDD Bwing :3 up ^-^ youw army; but ^-^ I xDD think ^.^ you'ww find 
Th' have UwU nyot x3 pwepaw'd for :33 us. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. OwO O, ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot that! 
^-^ I UwU speak OwO fwom ^-^ cewtainties. Nay ^-^ mowe, 
^.^ Some xDD pawcews :3 of their ÚwÚ powew are ^-^ fowth ^.^ awweady, 
And :3 onwy hitherward. ^-^ I uWu weave ^-^ youw honours. 
UwU If ;;w;; we ^-^ and ÚwÚ Caius >_> Mawcius >_> chance uWu to uWu meet, 
'Tis ^w^ swown between uWu us ;;w;; we >_< shaww ^-^ evew ;;w;; stwike 
xDD Tiww >w< onye ^w^ can do xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
OwO AWW. ^.^ The UwU gods ^.^ assist >_> you! 
>_< AUFIDIUS. And :3 keep ^-^ youw UwU honyouws uWu safe! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< Faweweww. 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< Faweweww. 
OwO AWW. >w< Faweweww. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ Wome. uWu MAWCIUS' house 

^-^ Entew ^w^ VOWUMNyIA ^-^ and ^w^ VIWGIWIA, mother ^-^ and uWu wife uWu to ^w^ MAWCIUS; 
:33 they ^w^ set them OwO down on x3 two >w< wow ÚwÚ stoows ^-^ and ^-^ sew 

uWu VOWUMNyIA. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ;;w;; daughtew, ÚwÚ sing, >w< ow OwO expwess :33 youwsewf ^-^ in a :33 mowe 
OwO comfowtabwe ;;w;; sowt. UwU If >_> my ^-^ son were >_> my :3 husband, ^-^ I OwO shouwd :33 fweewiew 
UwU wejoice ^-^ in ^w^ that ;;w;; absence :33 whewein UwU he won >w< honyouw than ^-^ in >w< the 
>_< embwacements :3 of ^.^ his bed >w< whewe UwU he :3 wouwd ^w^ show :3 most :3 wove. When yet 
UwU he >_> was but tender-bodied, ^-^ and >w< the :3 onwy ^-^ son :3 of >_> my womb; uWu when ^w^ youth 
xDD with :3 comewinyess UwU pwuck'd ;;w;; aww >_> gaze ^.^ his OwO way; when, for a x3 day :3 of 
>w< kings' entreaties, a mother OwO shouwd UwU nyot :3 seww xDD him :3 an hour OwO fwom ;;w;; hew 
beholding; ;;w;; I, considering how >w< honyouw :3 wouwd ^-^ become >_< such a ;;w;; pewson- 
^w^ that it >_> was xDD nyo xDD bettew than ^-^ pictuwe-wike uWu to ;;w;; hang :3 by >_> th' ^-^ waww, >_> if 
uWu wenyown uWu made it UwU nyot stir- >_> was pleas'd uWu to let xDD him >w< seek danger >w< whewe 
UwU he >_> was uWu to find fame. >_< To a OwO cwuew ^-^ waw ^-^ I >_> sent :3 him, OwO fwom whence UwU he 
xDD wetuwn'd ^.^ his x3 bwows ^.^ bound xDD with >_< oak. ^-^ I tell ^-^ thee, ;;w;; daughtew, ^-^ I 
uWu spwang UwU nyot :33 mowe ^-^ in ;;w;; joy :3 at >_> fiwst hearing UwU he >_> was a man-child than 
now ^-^ in >_> fiwst ;;w;; seeing UwU he ^w^ had ÚwÚ pwoved himself a man. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. xDD But ^w^ had UwU he ;;w;; died ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ businyess, ÚwÚ madam, how then? 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. UwU Then ^.^ his ^w^ good >_< wepowt OwO shouwd have OwO been >_> my x3 son; ^-^ I ÚwÚ thewein 
:3 wouwd have x3 found ^-^ issue. Hear :33 me profess ^.^ sincewewy: ^w^ had ^-^ I a dozen 
:3 sons, uWu each ^-^ in >_> my :33 wove xDD awike, ^-^ and none less dear than ^w^ thinye ^-^ and >_> my 
^w^ good ^w^ Mawcius, ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew ^w^ had ;;w;; eweven :33 die ^w^ nyobwy for their xDD countwy 
than >w< onye OwO vowuptuouswy ÚwÚ suwfeit :33 out :3 of :3 action. 

^-^ Entew a :3 GENTWEWOMAN 

OwO GENTWEWOMAN. ^-^ Madam, >w< the :33 Wady UwU Vawewia is come uWu to ^-^ visit ÚwÚ you. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. >w< Beseech :33 you >w< give :33 me uWu weave uWu to UwU wetiwe uWu mysewf. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. ^-^ Indeed :33 you >_< shaww uWu nyot. 
xDD Methinks ^-^ I >_> heaw ÚwÚ hithew ^-^ youw ^.^ husband's >w< dwum; 
ÚwÚ See xDD him pluck >_< Aufidius OwO down :3 by >_> th' ^w^ haiw; 
:33 As :3 chiwdwen OwO fwom a ^.^ beaw, >w< the ^.^ Vowsces :3 shunnying ^-^ him. 
xDD Methinks ^-^ I see xDD him :3 stamp thus, ^-^ and UwU caww UwU thus: 
^-^ 'Come ;;w;; on, :33 you >_< cowawds! You were ^w^ got ^-^ in fear, 
OwO Though :33 you were >w< bown ^-^ in :33 Wome.' :33 His ÚwÚ bwoody ^.^ bwow 
With ^.^ his uWu maiw'd UwU hand :33 then OwO wiping, ^-^ fowth UwU he >_< goes, 
>w< Wike uWu to a ^w^ hawvest-man UwU that's task'd uWu to >_> mow 
>_> Ow ;;w;; aww >w< ow ;;w;; wose ^.^ his ^w^ hiwe. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. :33 His ÚwÚ bwoody >_> bwow? O ^w^ Jupitew, xDD nyo >w< bwood! 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. :3 Away, :33 you ^.^ foow! >_> It :33 mowe UwU becomes a man 
uWu Than uWu giwt ^.^ his ^-^ twophy. ^.^ The OwO bweasts :3 of Hecuba, 
When she >w< did ^.^ suckwe Hector, OwO wook'd UwU nyot ^-^ wovewiew 
uWu Than >_< Hectow's >_< fowehead uWu when it ^-^ spit ^-^ fowth UwU bwood 
x3 At >_< Gwecian ;;w;; swowd, ^w^ contemnying. Tell UwU Vawewia 
OwO We are >w< fit uWu to :33 bid ;;w;; hew x3 wewcome. x3 Exit :3 GENTWEWOMAN 
>_< VIWGIWIA. >_< Heavens bless >_> my lord OwO fwom uWu feww >w< Aufidius! 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. ;;w;; He'ww ^-^ beat Aufidius' ^.^ head >w< bewow ^.^ his :33 knyee 
And ÚwÚ twead upon ^.^ his uWu nyeck. 

^-^ We-entew >w< GENTWEWOMAN, With ^-^ VAWEWIA ^-^ and :3 an :3 ushew 

VALERIA. ^w^ My ladies both, ^w^ good x3 day uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. ^-^ Sweet >w< madam! 
>_< VIWGIWIA. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad uWu to see ^-^ youw :3 wadyship. 
VALERIA. UwU How do :33 you uWu both? You are manifest housekeepers. :3 What are 
:33 you uWu sewing :33 hewe? xDD A UwU finye uWu spot, ^-^ in ^w^ good faith. UwU How does ^-^ youw ^-^ wittwe 
son? 
>_< VIWGIWIA. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wadyship; UwU weww, ^w^ good OwO madam. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. He ^w^ had :3 wathew see >w< the swords ^-^ and >_> heaw a OwO dwum than >w< wook 
upon ^.^ his ^w^ schoowmastew. 
VALERIA. :33 O' >_> my word, >w< the >_> fathew's OwO son! >_< I'ww xDD sweaw ÚwÚ 'tis a :3 vewy 
;;w;; pwetty ^.^ boy. :33 O' >_> my :33 twoth, ^-^ I OwO wook'd upon xDD him a >w< Wednyesday :3 hawf :3 an 
hour together; has >_< such a ;;w;; confiwm'd :33 countenyance! ^-^ I OwO saw xDD him run 
after a xDD giwded >_> buttewfwy; ^-^ and uWu when UwU he caught it UwU he let it ^w^ go 
>w< again, ^-^ and after it >w< again, ^-^ and OwO ovew ^-^ and OwO ovew UwU he ÚwÚ comes, ^-^ and :3 up 
>w< again, ;;w;; catch'd it UwU again; >w< ow whether ^.^ his x3 faww ;;w;; enwag'd :3 him, >w< ow how 
uWu 'twas, UwU he >w< did ;;w;; so ^w^ set ^.^ his >w< teeth ^-^ and tear uWu it. OwO O, ^-^ I warrant, how UwU he 
mammock'd x3 it! 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. uWu Onye ;;w;; on's >_> fathew's uWu moods. 
VALERIA. Indeed, :3 wa, ÚwÚ 'tis a ^-^ nyobwe :33 chiwd. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. xDD A x3 cwack, OwO madam. 
VALERIA. uWu Come, lay :33 aside ^-^ youw UwU stitchewy; ^-^ I must have :33 you uWu pway >w< the 
xDD idwe huswife xDD with :33 me ^w^ this :33 aftewnyoon. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. x3 Nyo, ^w^ good madam; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot :33 out :3 of >_> doows. 
VALERIA. uWu Nyot :33 out :3 of >_< doows! 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. ÚwÚ She UwU shaww, she uWu shaww. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. Indeed, uWu nyo, :3 by ^-^ youw :3 patience; >_< I'ww UwU nyot OwO ovew >w< the OwO thweshowd 
:3 tiww >_> my lord ^w^ wetuwn OwO fwom >w< the xDD waws. 
VALERIA. >w< Fie, :33 you :33 confinye :33 youwsewf :3 most ;;w;; unweasonyabwy; come, :33 you 
must ^w^ go ^-^ visit >w< the ^w^ good lady ^w^ that ^w^ wies uWu in. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 wish ;;w;; hew speedy >_< stwength, ^-^ and ^-^ visit ;;w;; hew xDD with >_> my 
ÚwÚ pwayews; but ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ go thither. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. :3 Why, ^-^ I pray :33 you? 
>_< VIWGIWIA. 'Tis UwU nyot uWu to >_< save ^.^ wabouw, >_< nyow ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< want :3 wove. 
VALERIA. You :3 wouwd >_< be uWu anyothew >_< Penyewope; yet :33 they say ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ yawn 
she UwU spun ^-^ in ^.^ Uwysses' ;;w;; absence >w< did but fill UwU Ithaca full :3 of >_> moths. 
uWu Come, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ youw ;;w;; cambwic were sensible ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw ^-^ fingew, ^w^ that :33 you 
:33 might uWu weave pricking it for >_< pity. uWu Come, :33 you >_< shaww ^w^ go xDD with :33 us. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. x3 Nyo, ^w^ good ÚwÚ madam, >w< pawdon x3 me; uWu indeed ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot forth. 
VALERIA. ^.^ In truth, :3 wa, ^w^ go xDD with x3 me; ^-^ and >_< I'ww tell :33 you >_< excewwent OwO nyews 
:3 of ^-^ youw xDD husband. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. OwO O, ^w^ good ÚwÚ madam, >w< thewe ^w^ can >_< be none yet. 
VALERIA. uWu Vewiwy, ^-^ I do UwU nyot >w< jest xDD with you; >w< thewe came OwO nyews OwO fwom xDD him 
last night. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. Indeed, uWu madam? 
VALERIA. ^.^ In earnest, it's OwO twue; ^-^ I heard a senator UwU speak uWu it. Thus it 
^.^ is: >w< the ^.^ Vowsces have :3 an >w< awmy ^-^ fowth; ÚwÚ against whom OwO Cominyius >w< the 
^-^ genyewaw is gone, xDD with >w< onye ^.^ pawt :3 of x3 ouw UwU Woman >_< powew. ;;w;; Youw lord ^-^ and 
Titus :3 Wawtius are ^w^ set OwO down :33 befowe their OwO city uWu Cowiowi; :33 they 
OwO nyothing ÚwÚ doubt xDD pwevaiwing ^-^ and uWu to uWu make it ^w^ bwief xDD waws. ^.^ This is ;;w;; twue, 
on mine ^.^ honyouw; ^-^ and ;;w;; so, ^-^ I pray, ^w^ go xDD with :33 us. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. ^w^ Give :33 me uWu excuse, ^w^ good madam; ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD obey :33 you ^-^ in ;;w;; evewything 
^.^ heweaftew. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. Let ;;w;; hew UwU awonye, x3 wady; ÚwÚ as she is uWu nyow, she >w< wiww but OwO disease 
x3 ouw xDD bettew mirth. 
VALERIA. ^.^ In :33 twoth, ^-^ I xDD think she would. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you UwU weww, ^w^ then. uWu Come, 
^w^ good sweet OwO wady. xDD Pwithee, ^-^ Viwgiwia, ^w^ tuwn thy ÚwÚ sowemnyess :33 out uWu o' 
:33 doow ^-^ and ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with :33 us. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. x3 Nyo, :3 at a word, madam; uWu indeed ^-^ I must uWu nyot. ^-^ I :33 wish :33 you ÚwÚ much 
mirth. 
VALERIA. ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, farewell. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
:3 Befowe >w< Cowiowi 

^-^ Entew :33 MAWCIUS, TITUS ^.^ WAWTIUS, xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and >w< cowouws, 
xDD with UwU CAPTAINS ^-^ and soldiers. >_< To them a MESSENGER 

:33 MAWCIUS. ^w^ Yondew ÚwÚ comes ^.^ nyews; a :3 wagew- :33 they have uWu met. 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. ^w^ My ;;w;; howse uWu to ÚwÚ youws- uWu nyo. 
:33 MAWCIUS. 'Tis OwO donye. 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. ^.^ Agweed. 
:33 MAWCIUS. >w< Say, has x3 ouw ^-^ genyewaw >_< met >w< the :33 enyemy? 
MESSENGER. xDD They >_< wie ^-^ in view, but have UwU nyot ^-^ spoke ÚwÚ as yet. 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. ;;w;; So, >w< the ^w^ good ;;w;; howse is >_< minye. 
:33 MAWCIUS. >_< I'ww :3 buy xDD him :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. x3 Nyo, >_< I'ww >_< nyow :3 seww >_< nyow >w< give xDD him; ^w^ wend :33 you xDD him ^-^ I >w< wiww 
:3 Fow :3 hawf a x3 hundwed ^-^ yeaws. ^-^ Summon >w< the town. 
:33 MAWCIUS. UwU How far off >_< wie uWu these >w< awmies? 
MESSENGER. ;;w;; Within ^w^ this x3 miwe ^-^ and xDD hawf. 
:33 MAWCIUS. UwU Then >_< shaww ;;w;; we >_> heaw their x3 'wawum, ^-^ and :33 they >_> ouws. 
xDD Nyow, Mars, ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, uWu make uWu us quick ^-^ in wowk, 
:33 That ;;w;; we xDD with xDD smoking swords ^w^ may OwO mawch OwO fwom hence 
>_< To :33 hewp x3 ouw >_> fiewded ^.^ fwiends! uWu Come, x3 bwow thy ^-^ bwast. 

xDD They sound a >w< pawwey. ^-^ Entew x3 two SENATORS xDD with others, 
on >w< the >_> wawws :3 of >w< Cowiowi 

Tullus ^.^ Aufidius, is UwU he >_> within ^-^ youw walls? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. x3 Nyo, >_< nyow a man ^w^ that >_> feaws :33 you less than x3 he: 
xDD That's UwU wessew than a little. UwU [Dwum ;;w;; afaw uWu off] Hark, x3 ouw drums 
;;w;; Awe bringing ^-^ fowth x3 ouw >_< youth. >w< We'ww x3 bweak x3 ouw >_> wawws 
:3 Wathew than :33 they >_< shaww ^-^ pound uWu us up; x3 ouw gates, 
Which yet seem UwU shut, ;;w;; we have but pinn'd xDD with x3 wushes; 
>w< They'ww uWu open :3 of uWu themsewves. OwO [Awawum far uWu off] >_> Hawk :33 you far off! 
;;w;; Thewe is >w< Aufidius. List what >w< wowk UwU he ^-^ makes 
>w< Amongst ^-^ youw cloven army. 
:33 MAWCIUS. OwO O, :33 they are :3 at x3 it! 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. uWu Theiw noise >_< be x3 ouw ;;w;; instwuction. *moans* Waddews, uWu ho! 

^-^ Entew >w< the >w< awmy :3 of >w< the ^.^ Vowsces 

:33 MAWCIUS. xDD They ^w^ feaw uWu us not, but ^.^ issue ^-^ fowth their UwU city. 
:3 Nyow put ^-^ youw :33 shiewds :33 befowe ^-^ youw hearts, ^-^ and ^.^ fight 
With ^-^ heawts :33 mowe >_< pwoof than ÚwÚ shiewds. Advance, ^.^ bwave ;;w;; Titus. 
xDD They do ^.^ disdain uWu us ÚwÚ much >_> beyond x3 ouw xDD thoughts, 
Which ^-^ makes :33 me sweat xDD with wrath. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, >_> my >_> fewwows. 
He ^w^ that :3 wetiwes, >_< I'ww ^w^ take xDD him for a Volsce, 
And UwU he >_< shaww feel mine :33 edge. 

:33 Awawum. ^.^ The ^-^ Womans are ^-^ beat >_< back uWu to their x3 twenches. 
^-^ We-entew :33 MAWCIUS, >w< cuwsing 

:33 MAWCIUS. ;;w;; Aww >w< the contagion :3 of >w< the ;;w;; south :3 wight on ^.^ you, 
You ^-^ shames :3 of ^.^ Wome! :33 you herd of- >_< Boiws ^-^ and plagues 
:3 Pwastew :33 you o'er, ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ may >_< be >w< abhoww'd 
Farther than xDD seen, ^-^ and >w< onye ÚwÚ infect uWu anyothew 
Against >w< the ^.^ wind a >_< miwe! You >_< souws :3 of geese 
:33 That ;;w;; beaw >w< the shapes :3 of men, how have :33 you run 
^w^ Fwom slaves ^w^ that UwU apes :3 wouwd beat! :3 Pwuto ^-^ and x3 heww! 
;;w;; Aww hurt xDD behind! >_< Backs red, ^-^ and faces ^-^ pawe 
With flight ^-^ and ;;w;; agued fear! ^-^ Mend ^-^ and charge ;;w;; home, 
^w^ Ow, :3 by >w< the ^.^ fiwes :3 of :33 heaven, >_< I'ww uWu weave >w< the OwO foe 
And uWu make >_> my ^.^ waws on ÚwÚ you. ÚwÚ Wook to't. ^w^ Come >w< on; 
UwU If ^.^ you'ww >_< stand fast x3 we'ww ^-^ beat them uWu to their wives, 
:33 As :33 they uWu us uWu to x3 ouw x3 twenches. Follow >w< me. 

UwU Anyothew ^w^ awawum. ^.^ The ^.^ Vowsces UwU fwy, ^-^ and xDD MAWCIUS follows 
them uWu to >w< the ^-^ gates 

;;w;; So, now >w< the ^-^ gates are >_< ope; now >_< pwove ^w^ good :3 seconds; 
'Tis for >w< the >_> fowwowews xDD fowtunye OwO widens them, 
uWu Nyot for >w< the ^.^ fwiews. Mark me, ^-^ and do >w< the ÚwÚ wike. 

[MARCIUS ^.^ entews >w< the >w< gates] 

ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. Fool-hardiness; UwU nyot xDD I. 
SECOND ^w^ SOWDIEW. uWu Nyot xDD I. [MARCIUS is x3 shut :33 in] 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. See, :33 they have x3 shut xDD him uWu in. 
OwO AWW. >_< To >_> th' >_> pot, ^-^ I warrant ^-^ him. OwO [Awawum ^w^ continyues] 

^-^ We-entew TITUS ^-^ WAWTIUS 

;;w;; WAWTIUS. :3 What is ^-^ become :3 of Marcius? 
OwO AWW. Slain, sir, doubtless. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. >_< Fowwowing >w< the ^w^ fwiews :3 at >w< the :3 vewy xDD heews, 
With them UwU he x3 entews; :33 who, upon >w< the ^.^ sudden, 
>w< Cwapp'd uWu to their >w< gates. He is himself UwU awonye, 
>_< To answer ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU city. 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. O ^-^ nyobwe fellow! 
>_< Who uWu sensibwy OwO outdawes ^.^ his :33 sensewess ;;w;; swowd, 
And uWu when it UwU bows ^-^ stand'st ;;w;; up. Thou UwU awt ;;w;; weft, >_> Mawcius; 
xDD A carbuncle >w< entiwe, ÚwÚ as :3 big ÚwÚ as >w< thou >_< awt, 
^.^ Wewe UwU nyot ;;w;; so rich a >_> jewew. Thou uWu wast a >w< sowdiew 
uWu Even uWu to >_< Cato's wish, UwU nyot :3 fiewce ^-^ and terrible 
^w^ Onwy ^-^ in :3 stwokes; but xDD with thy ÚwÚ gwim OwO wooks ^-^ and 
^.^ The ÚwÚ thundew-wike percussion :3 of thy sounds 
Thou ^w^ mad'st ^w^ thinye enemies :33 shake, ÚwÚ as >_> if >w< the UwU wowwd 
^.^ Wewe ^w^ fevewous ^-^ and >w< did >_< twembwe. 

^-^ We-entew :33 MAWCIUS, x3 bweeding, xDD assauwted :3 by >w< the enemy 

ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. x3 Wook, ^-^ siw. 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ Mawcius! 
xDD Wet's fetch xDD him ÚwÚ off, >w< ow uWu make UwU wemain uWu awike. 
;;w;; [They >w< fight, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww UwU entew >w< the city] 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
;;w;; Within >_> Cowiowi. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew x3 cewtain >_> Womans, xDD with spoils 

ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WOMAN. ^.^ This >w< wiww ^-^ I x3 cawwy uWu to ^.^ Wome. 
SECOND ^.^ WOMAN. And ^-^ I this. 
THIRD ^.^ WOMAN. xDD A murrain on ^.^ 't! ^-^ I took ^w^ this for ^w^ siwvew. 
OwO [Awawum >_> continyues OwO stiww ;;w;; afaw uWu off] 

^-^ Entew xDD MAWCIUS ^-^ and TITUS ^-^ WAWTIUS With a ÚwÚ twumpetew 

:33 MAWCIUS. ÚwÚ See ÚwÚ hewe uWu these UwU movews ^w^ that do prize their >w< houws 
x3 At a crack'd drachma! >w< Cushions, :33 weaden spoons, 
Irons :3 of a doit, >w< doubwets ^w^ that OwO hangmen :3 wouwd 
:3 Buwy xDD with those ^w^ that ^.^ wowe them, uWu these base >_< swaves, 
Ere yet >w< the ^.^ fight >_< be x3 donye, pack ;;w;; up. Down xDD with OwO them! 
Exeunt :33 piwwagews 
And UwU hawk, what noise >w< the ^-^ genyewaw :33 makes! >_< To uWu him! 
;;w;; Thewe is >w< the man :3 of >_> my ^.^ souw's hate, ^.^ Aufidius, 
uWu Piewcing x3 ouw uWu Womans; uWu then, ^.^ vawiant >w< Titus, ^w^ take 
>_< Convenyient numbers uWu to uWu make ^w^ good >w< the ^.^ city; 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ;;w;; I, xDD with those ^w^ that have >w< the xDD spiwit, >w< wiww haste 
>_< To :33 hewp ;;w;; Cominyius. 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. ;;w;; Wowthy sir, >w< thou ^w^ bweed'st; 
>w< Thy OwO exewcise hath OwO been x3 too >_< viowent 
:3 Fow a ;;w;; second ÚwÚ couwse :3 of :3 fight. 
:33 MAWCIUS. x3 Siw, praise :33 me not; 
^w^ My >w< wowk hath yet UwU nyot ^-^ wawm'd >w< me. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you :3 weww; 
^.^ The UwU bwood ^-^ I drop is :3 wathew uWu physicaw 
uWu Than ^w^ dangewous uWu to >w< me. >_< To >_< Aufidius UwU thus 
^-^ I >w< wiww :33 appeaw, ^-^ and :3 fight. 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. :3 Nyow >w< the ^.^ faiw goddess, ÚwÚ Fowtunye, 
:33 Faww ;;w;; deep ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with ^-^ thee, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew >_> gweat ;;w;; chawms 
x3 Misguide thy ;;w;; opposews' swords! x3 Bowd ^w^ gentweman, 
x3 Pwospewity >_< be thy page! 
:33 MAWCIUS. >w< Thy uWu fwiend xDD nyo less 
uWu Than those she placeth UwU highest! So farewell. 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. Thou xDD wowthiest ÚwÚ Mawcius! x3 Exit xDD MAWCIUS 
:3 Go sound thy OwO twumpet ^-^ in >w< the UwU mawket-pwace; 
x3 Caww ^.^ thithew ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ officews uWu o' >_> th' UwU town, 
;;w;; Whewe :33 they >_< shaww >_< knyow x3 ouw :3 mind. ;;w;; Away! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
Near >w< the camp :3 of COMINIUS 

^-^ Entew :33 COMINyIUS, ÚwÚ as it were ^-^ in uWu wetiwe, xDD with :33 sowdiews 

:33 COMINyIUS. uWu Bweathe ^.^ you, >_> my uWu fwiends. ÚwÚ Weww uWu fought; ;;w;; we are come off 
>w< Wike >_> Womans, ^w^ nyeithew x3 foowish ^-^ in x3 ouw ^.^ stands 
>_> Nyow cowardly ^-^ in xDD wetiwe. ;;w;; Bewieve me, >_< siws, 
OwO We >_< shaww >_< be charg'd again. Whiles ;;w;; we have struck, 
By ÚwÚ intewims ^-^ and ^.^ conveying ^w^ gusts ;;w;; we have heard 
^.^ The ^w^ chawges :3 of x3 ouw uWu fwiends. ^.^ The UwU Woman gods, 
Lead their successes ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we :33 wish x3 ouw OwO own, 
:33 That x3 both x3 ouw ^-^ powews, xDD with >_< smiwing OwO fwonts x3 encount'wing, 
:3 May >w< give :33 you ^w^ thankfuw sacrifice! 

^-^ Entew xDD A MESSENGER 

>w< Thy OwO nyews? 
MESSENGER. ^.^ The ÚwÚ citizens :3 of >w< Cowiowi have issued 
And ÚwÚ given uWu to :3 Wawtius ^-^ and uWu to >_> Mawcius OwO battwe; 
^-^ I OwO saw x3 ouw party uWu to their UwU twenches driven, 
And :33 then ^-^ I came uWu away. 
:33 COMINyIUS. OwO Though >w< thou ^-^ speak'st truth, 
xDD Methinks >w< thou ^-^ speak'st UwU nyot ^.^ weww. UwU How long ^w^ is't uWu since? 
MESSENGER. ÚwÚ Above :3 an hour, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:33 COMINyIUS. 'Tis UwU nyot a ^w^ miwe; >_< bwiefwy ;;w;; we heard their >w< dwums. 
UwU How OwO couwdst >w< thou ^-^ in a x3 miwe confound :3 an hour, 
And >_< bwing thy OwO nyews ;;w;; so :33 wate? 
MESSENGER. ^-^ Spies :3 of >w< the ^.^ Vowsces 
^.^ Hewd :33 me ^-^ in ;;w;; chase, ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> was forc'd uWu to wheel 
Three >w< ow :3 fouw miles about; else ^w^ had ;;w;; I, sir, 
^w^ Hawf :3 an hour >_> since brought >_> my x3 wepowt. 

^-^ Entew xDD MAWCIUS 

:33 COMINyIUS. :33 Who's :3 yondew 
:33 That does ÚwÚ appeaw ÚwÚ as UwU he were flay'd? O UwU gods! 
He has >w< the :3 stamp :3 of ^w^ Mawcius, ^-^ and ^-^ I have 
;;w;; Befowe-time seen xDD him thus. 
:33 MAWCIUS. ^w^ Come ^-^ I x3 too :33 wate? 
:33 COMINyIUS. ^.^ The shepherd UwU knyows UwU nyot ^.^ thundew OwO fwom a ^-^ tabow 
x3 Mowe than ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the sound :3 of ;;w;; Mawcius' tongue 
^w^ Fwom >_> evewy >w< meanyew man. 
:33 MAWCIUS. ^w^ Come ^-^ I x3 too :33 wate? 
:33 COMINyIUS. x3 Ay, >_> if :33 you come UwU nyot ^-^ in >w< the UwU bwood :3 of others, 
xDD But UwU mantwed ^-^ in ^-^ youw :3 own. 
:33 MAWCIUS. ÚwÚ O! let :33 me :33 cwip xDD ye 
^.^ In xDD awms ÚwÚ as sound ÚwÚ as uWu when ^-^ I woo'd, ^-^ in :33 heawt 
:33 As uWu mewwy ÚwÚ as uWu when x3 ouw nuptial x3 day >_> was x3 donye, 
And tapers :33 buwn'd uWu to :3 bedwawd. 
:33 COMINyIUS. OwO Fwowew :3 of warriors, 
UwU How ^w^ is't xDD with Titus >_> Wawtius? 
:33 MAWCIUS. :33 As xDD with a man busied uWu about >_> decwees: 
OwO Condemnying ÚwÚ some uWu to ÚwÚ death ^-^ and ÚwÚ some uWu to ^w^ exiwe; 
>_> Wansoming xDD him >w< ow uWu pitying, threat'ning >_> th' ^.^ othew; 
Holding >w< Cowiowi ^-^ in >w< the name :3 of ^w^ Wome 
uWu Even OwO wike a xDD fawnying greyhound ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ weash, 
>_< To let xDD him >w< swip :3 at :3 wiww. 
:33 COMINyIUS. ;;w;; Whewe is ^w^ that slave 
Which >_< towd :33 me :33 they ^w^ had ^-^ beat :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw >w< twenches? 
;;w;; Whewe is ^-^ he? x3 Caww xDD him x3 hithew. 
:33 MAWCIUS. Let xDD him ^.^ awonye; 
He >w< did :3 infowm >w< the xDD twuth. xDD But for x3 ouw gentlemen, 
^.^ The UwU common file- a >w< pwague! tribunes for OwO them! 
^.^ The ^w^ mouse >w< nye'ew ^.^ shunn'd >w< the :3 cat ÚwÚ as :33 they >w< did >_> budge 
^w^ Fwom x3 wascaws worse than >w< they. 
:33 COMINyIUS. xDD But how uWu pwevaiw'd :33 you? 
:33 MAWCIUS. Will >w< the :3 time >_> sewve uWu to ^.^ teww? ^-^ I do UwU nyot think. 
;;w;; Whewe is >w< the :33 enyemy? ;;w;; Awe :33 you ÚwÚ wowds uWu o' >_> th' field? 
UwU If not, why cease :33 you :3 tiww :33 you are so? 
:33 COMINyIUS. ^w^ Mawcius, 
OwO We have :3 at ^-^ disadvantage ;;w;; fought, ^-^ and >w< did 
OwO Wetiwe uWu to >w< win x3 ouw ÚwÚ puwpose. 
:33 MAWCIUS. UwU How ^w^ wies their ^.^ battwe? x3 Knyow :33 you on xDD which >w< side 
xDD They have ^-^ pwac'd their ^-^ men :3 of >_< twust? 
:33 COMINyIUS. :33 As ^-^ I ;;w;; guess, ^w^ Mawcius, 
uWu Theiw ;;w;; bands ^.^ i' >_> th' x3 vawawd are >w< the >w< Antiates, 
Of their uWu best >w< twust; ^.^ o'ew them ^.^ Aufidius, 
uWu Theiw :3 vewy :33 heawt :3 of ^-^ hope. 
:33 MAWCIUS. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, 
By ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< battwes :33 whewein ;;w;; we have ;;w;; fought, 
By >_> th' UwU bwood ;;w;; we have xDD shed xDD togethew, :3 by >_> th' OwO vows 
OwO We have uWu made uWu to ^w^ enduwe :3 fwiends, ^w^ that :33 you directly 
^-^ Set :33 me ÚwÚ against >_< Aufidius ^-^ and ^.^ his Antiates; 
And ^w^ that :33 you UwU nyot delay >w< the >_> pwesent, OwO but, 
>_> Fiwwing >w< the air xDD with swords ^.^ advanc'd ^-^ and :33 dawts, 
OwO We >_< pwove ^w^ this :3 vewy uWu houw. 
:33 COMINyIUS. OwO Though ^-^ I ^-^ couwd :33 wish 
You were ^w^ conducted uWu to a ÚwÚ gentwe >_< bath 
And xDD bawms applied uWu to ^.^ you, yet dare ^-^ I UwU nyevew 
Deny ^-^ youw :3 asking: ^w^ take ^-^ youw :33 choice :3 of those 
:33 That uWu best ^w^ can >_< aid ^-^ youw :3 action. 
:33 MAWCIUS. Those are :33 they 
:33 That :3 most are ÚwÚ wiwwing. UwU If :33 any >_< such >_< be UwU hewe- 
:33 As it were x3 sin uWu to >_< doubt- ^w^ that :33 wove ^w^ this :33 painting 
Wherein :33 you see :33 me >w< smeaw'd; >_> if :33 any ^w^ feaw 
Lesser ^.^ his :33 pewson than :3 an ^w^ iww xDD wepowt; 
UwU If :33 any xDD think ^.^ bwave ÚwÚ death xDD outweighs ÚwÚ bad OwO wife 
And ^w^ that ^.^ his ^-^ countwy's dearer than ^.^ himsewf; 
Let xDD him UwU awonye, >w< ow ;;w;; so uWu many ;;w;; so OwO minded, 
ÚwÚ Wave UwU thus uWu to OwO expwess ^.^ his >_> disposition, 
And x3 fowwow ^w^ Mawcius. ;;w;; [They ;;w;; aww ;;w;; shout ^-^ and >_< wave their 
>_< swowds, ^w^ take xDD him :3 up ^-^ in their xDD awms ^-^ and ÚwÚ cast :3 up their :3 caps] 
OwO O, :33 me :33 awonye! Make :33 you a >_< swowd :3 of ÚwÚ me? 
UwU If uWu these :3 shows >_< be UwU nyot outward, xDD which :3 of :33 you 
xDD But is :3 fouw OwO Vowsces? UwU Nyonye :3 of :33 you but is 
^-^ Abwe uWu to ;;w;; beaw ÚwÚ against >w< the >_> gweat >_< Aufidius 
xDD A >_< shiewd ÚwÚ as :33 hawd ÚwÚ as >w< his. xDD A x3 cewtain number, 
OwO Though UwU thanks uWu to >w< aww, must ^-^ I x3 sewect OwO fwom all; >w< the :33 west 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; beaw >w< the business ^-^ in ÚwÚ some x3 othew >w< fight, 
:33 As >_< cause >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ obey'd. x3 Pwease :33 you uWu to march; 
And :3 fouw >_< shaww quickly draw :33 out >_> my xDD command, 
Which ^-^ men are uWu best x3 incwin'd. 
:33 COMINyIUS. March ;;w;; on, >_> my UwU fewwows; 
Make ^w^ good ^w^ this >w< ostentation, ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww 
^w^ Divide ^-^ in ;;w;; aww xDD with :33 us. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; VII. 
^.^ The ^-^ gates :3 of >w< Cowiowi 

TITUS ^.^ WAWTIUS, having ^w^ set a :3 guawd upon >_< Cowiowi, going xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and OwO twumpet 
^.^ towawd COMINIUS ^-^ and xDD CAIUS :33 MAWCIUS, ^.^ entews xDD with a :33 WIEUTENyANT, x3 othew ^w^ sowdiews, 
^-^ and a scout 

;;w;; WAWTIUS. ;;w;; So, let >w< the >_< powts >_< be xDD guawded; :3 keep ^-^ youw >_< duties 
:33 As ^-^ I have ^w^ set them down. UwU If ^-^ I do :33 send, ÚwÚ dispatch 
Those centuwies uWu to x3 ouw aid; >w< the :33 west >w< wiww >_> sewve 
:3 Fow a x3 showt OwO howding. UwU If ;;w;; we ;;w;; wose >w< the field 
OwO We ;;w;; cannyot :3 keep >w< the town. 
uWu WIEUTENyANT. Fear UwU nyot x3 ouw ^-^ cawe, ^-^ siw. 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. :33 Hence, ^-^ and x3 shut ^-^ youw ^-^ gates upon's. 
>_< Ouw ÚwÚ guidew, uWu come; uWu to >_> th' UwU Woman camp >_> conduct :33 us. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE VIII. 
xDD A field :3 of >_< battwe between >w< the UwU Woman ^-^ and >w< the Volscian :33 camps 

>_< Awawum, ÚwÚ as ^-^ in uWu battwe. ^-^ Entew xDD MAWCIUS ^-^ and ^.^ AUFIDIUS :3 at ;;w;; sevewaw ^w^ doows 

:33 MAWCIUS. >_< I'ww ^.^ fight xDD with none but ^-^ thee, for ^-^ I do hate ÚwÚ thee 
Worse than a UwU pwomise-bweakew. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. OwO We hate >w< awike: 
uWu Nyot OwO Afwic OwO owns a serpent ^-^ I :3 abhow 
x3 Mowe than thy fame ^-^ and ÚwÚ envy. OwO Fix thy foot. 
:33 MAWCIUS. Let >w< the >_> fiwst budger :33 die >w< the UwU othew's :33 swave, 
And >w< the UwU gods ^-^ doom xDD him :33 aftew! 
>_< AUFIDIUS. UwU If ^-^ I UwU fwy, ^w^ Mawcius, 
>_< Hawwoa :33 me OwO wike a hare. 
:33 MAWCIUS. ;;w;; Within uWu these xDD thwee >_> houws, ^.^ Tuwwus, 
ÚwÚ Awonye ^-^ I fought ^-^ in ^-^ youw >w< Cowiowi ^-^ wawws, 
And uWu made what >w< wowk ^-^ I >_< pweas'd. 'Tis UwU nyot >_> my UwU bwood 
Wherein >w< thou ^.^ seest :33 me ^.^ mask'd. :3 Fow thy >_< wevenge 
:3 Wwench :3 up thy ÚwÚ powew uWu to >_> th' :33 highest. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. :33 Wewt >w< thou >w< the UwU Hectow 
:33 That >_> was >w< the ;;w;; whip :3 of ^-^ youw x3 bwagg'd x3 pwogeny, 
Thou shouldst UwU nyot OwO scape :33 me uWu hewe. 

uWu Hewe :33 they >w< fight, ^-^ and x3 cewtain ^.^ Vowsces come ^-^ in >w< the >_< aid 
:3 of >_< AUFIDIUS. xDD MAWCIUS UwU fights :3 tiww :33 they >_< be driven ^-^ in 
;;w;; bweathwess 

>w< Officious, ^-^ and UwU nyot ^w^ vawiant, :33 you have OwO sham'd :33 me 
^.^ In ^-^ youw xDD condemnyed UwU seconds. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_> IX. 
^.^ The UwU Woman camp 

xDD Fwouwish. :33 Awawum. xDD A ^w^ wetweat is >_> sounded. Enter, :3 at >w< onye door, 
COMINIUS xDD with >w< the uWu Womans; :3 at uWu anyothew door, :33 MAWCIUS, xDD with ^.^ his ;;w;; awm ^-^ in a ^-^ scawf 

:33 COMINyIUS. UwU If ^-^ I OwO shouwd tell ÚwÚ thee ^.^ o'ew ^w^ this thy >_< day's wowk, 
xDD Thou't UwU nyot xDD bewieve thy >_> deeds; but >_< I'ww >_< wepowt it 
;;w;; Whewe ^.^ senyatows >_< shaww x3 mingwe tears xDD with smiles; 
;;w;; Whewe >_> gweat patricians >_< shaww >w< attend, ^-^ and ^.^ shwug, 
>_< I' >_> th' UwU end >_> admiwe; >w< whewe ladies >_< shaww >_< be frighted 
And, uWu gwadwy x3 quak'd, >_> heaw >_< mowe; >w< whewe >w< the ^.^ duww >_< twibunyes, 
:33 That xDD with >w< the ;;w;; fusty plebeians hate ^w^ thinye >_> honyouws, 
ÚwÚ Shaww say ÚwÚ against their ^-^ heawts 'We UwU thank >w< the UwU gods 
>_< Ouw ^w^ Wome hath >_< such a soldier.' 
^w^ Yet >w< cam'st >w< thou uWu to a morsel :3 of ^w^ this x3 feast, 
^.^ Having xDD fuwwy ^.^ din'd OwO befowe. 

^-^ Entew TITUS ^.^ WAWTIUS, xDD with ^.^ his :33 powew, OwO fwom >w< the pursuit 

;;w;; WAWTIUS. O General, 
uWu Hewe is >w< the ^w^ steed, ;;w;; we >w< the caparison. 
>_< Hadst >w< thou beheld- 
:33 MAWCIUS. xDD Pway uWu nyow, xDD nyo >_< mowe; >_> my mother, 
>_< Who has a :3 chawtew uWu to x3 extow ;;w;; hew uWu bwood, 
When she does praise :33 me ÚwÚ gwieves >w< me. ^-^ I have ^w^ donye 
:33 As :33 you have >_< donye- UwU that's what ^-^ I x3 can; :33 induc'd 
:33 As :33 you have >_< been- UwU that's for >_> my uWu countwy. 
He ^w^ that has but xDD effected ^.^ his ^w^ good >w< wiww 
uWu Hath ÚwÚ ovewta'en mine ^.^ act. 
:33 COMINyIUS. You >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be 
^.^ The grave :3 of ^-^ youw x3 desewving; ^w^ Wome must >_< knyow 
^.^ The ^.^ vawue :3 of ;;w;; hew :3 own. ^-^ 'Twewe a concealment 
Worse than a theft, xDD nyo less than a >w< twaducement, 
>_< To xDD hide ^-^ youw UwU doings ^-^ and uWu to >_< siwence ^w^ that 
Which, uWu to >w< the OwO spiwe ^-^ and OwO top :3 of ;;w;; pwaises >_> vouch'd, 
>w< Wouwd seem but UwU modest. ;;w;; Thewefowe, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, 
^.^ In uWu sign :3 of what :33 you x3 awe, UwU nyot uWu to OwO wewawd 
:3 What :33 you have x3 donye, :33 befowe x3 ouw >w< awmy >_> heaw >w< me. 
:33 MAWCIUS. ^-^ I have ÚwÚ some >_< wounds upon me, ^-^ and :33 they ^-^ smawt 
>_< To >_> heaw >w< themsewves rememb'red. 
:33 COMINyIUS. ^.^ Shouwd :33 they not, 
ÚwÚ Weww :33 might :33 they ÚwÚ festew uWu 'gainst ingratitude 
And >w< tent >w< themsewves xDD with ^-^ death. Of ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD howses- 
ÚwÚ Wheweof ;;w;; we have xDD ta'en ^.^ good, ^-^ and ^w^ good store- :3 of ;;w;; aww 
^.^ The >w< tweasuwe ^-^ in ^w^ this field >_> achiev'd ^-^ and ;;w;; city, 
OwO We x3 wendew :33 you >w< the UwU tenth; uWu to >_< be xDD ta'en ^-^ fowth 
:3 Befowe >w< the UwU common >_> distwibution :3 at 
;;w;; Youw :3 onwy xDD choice. 
:33 MAWCIUS. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, General, 
xDD But ;;w;; cannyot uWu make >_> my :33 heawt consent uWu to ^w^ take 
xDD A bribe uWu to ^-^ pay >_> my sword. ^-^ I do :3 wefuse ^w^ it, 
And >_< stand upon >_> my UwU common ^.^ pawt xDD with those 
:33 That have ^-^ behewd >w< the xDD doing. 

xDD A long uWu fwouwish. xDD They ;;w;; aww ^.^ cwy 'Marcius, Marcius!' 
ÚwÚ cast :3 up their ^w^ caps ^-^ and xDD wances. COMINIUS ^-^ and ^-^ WAWTIUS >_< stand uWu bawe 

:3 May uWu these ^-^ same UwU instwuments xDD which :33 you OwO pwofanye 
^.^ Nyevew sound UwU mowe! When drums ^-^ and trumpets >_< shaww 
>_< I' >_> th' field >_< pwove ^.^ fwattewews, let uWu couwts ^-^ and ^-^ cities >_< be 
^-^ Made ;;w;; aww :3 of ^.^ fawse-fac'd uWu soothing. When ^-^ steew grows 
^w^ Soft ÚwÚ as >w< the :33 pawasite's OwO siwk, let xDD him >_< be uWu made 
;;w;; An UwU ovewtuwe for >_> th' xDD waws. :33 Nyo ^-^ mowe, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
:3 Fow ^w^ that ^-^ I have UwU nyot >_< wash'd >_> my x3 nyose ^w^ that bled, 
>_> Ow uWu foiw'd ÚwÚ some debile ÚwÚ wwetch, xDD which :33 without UwU nyote 
Here's uWu many else have x3 donye, :33 you ;;w;; shout :33 me ^-^ fowth 
^.^ In acclamations OwO hypewbowicaw, 
:33 As >_> if ^-^ I :3 wov'd >_> my ^-^ wittwe OwO shouwd >_< be :3 dieted 
^.^ In ;;w;; pwaises sauc'd xDD with uWu wies. 
:33 COMINyIUS. :33 Too modest are you; 
x3 Mowe OwO cwuew uWu to ^-^ youw ^w^ good >_< wepowt than x3 gwatefuw 
>_< To uWu us ^w^ that >w< give :33 you truly. By ^-^ youw >_> patience, 
UwU If uWu 'gainst :33 youwsewf :33 you >_< be >_< incens'd, x3 we'ww put >w< you- 
>w< Wike >w< onye ^w^ that ÚwÚ means ^.^ his xDD pwopew x3 hawm- ^-^ in xDD manyacwes, 
UwU Then :3 weason xDD safewy xDD with ÚwÚ you. Therefore >_< be it >w< knyown, 
:33 As uWu to us, uWu to ;;w;; aww >w< the world, ^w^ that ÚwÚ Caius >_> Mawcius 
xDD Weaws ^w^ this war's :33 gawwand; ^-^ in ÚwÚ token :3 of >w< the which, 
^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ steed, known uWu to >w< the UwU camp, ^-^ I >w< give :3 him, 
With ;;w;; aww ^.^ his trim >w< bewonging; ^-^ and OwO fwom ^w^ this time, 
:3 Fow what UwU he >w< did :33 befowe >_< Cowiowi, ^w^ can xDD him 
With ;;w;; aww >_> th' :33 appwause-and UwU cwamouw :3 of >w< the :33 host, 
ÚwÚ Caius >_> Mawcius ÚwÚ Cowiowanyus. 
Bear >_> th' uWu addition ^w^ nyobwy OwO evew! 
:3 [Fwouwish. Trumpets uWu sound, ^-^ and >_> dwums] 
OwO AWW. ÚwÚ Caius >_> Mawcius ;;w;; Cowiowanyus! 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go x3 wash; 
And uWu when >_> my UwU face is ^.^ faiw :33 you >_< shaww :3 pewceive 
^.^ Whethew ^-^ I blush >w< ow uWu nyo. uWu Howbeit, ^-^ I UwU thank you; 
^-^ I UwU mean uWu to xDD stwide ^-^ youw ^w^ steed, ^-^ and :3 at ;;w;; aww xDD times 
>_< To x3 undewcwest ^-^ youw ^w^ good uWu addition 
>_< To >_> th' UwU faiwnyess :3 of >_> my >_< powew. 
:33 COMINyIUS. ;;w;; So, uWu to x3 ouw >w< tent; 
Where, ^-^ ewe ;;w;; we do uWu wepose us, ;;w;; we >w< wiww xDD wwite 
>_< To ^w^ Wome :3 of x3 ouw ;;w;; success. You, Titus >_> Wawtius, 
ÚwÚ Must uWu to >w< Cowiowi OwO back. uWu Send uWu us uWu to ^w^ Wome 
^.^ The best, xDD with whom ;;w;; we ^w^ may :3 awticuwate 
:3 Fow their ^-^ own ^w^ good ^-^ and >_> ouws. 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. ^-^ I UwU shaww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ The UwU gods begin uWu to ;;w;; mock >w< me. ;;w;; I, ^w^ that now 
OwO Wefus'd :3 most ÚwÚ pwincewy ^-^ gifts, am ^.^ bound uWu to >w< beg 
Of >_> my xDD Wowd xDD Genyewaw. 
:33 COMINyIUS. ^.^ Take't- ÚwÚ 'tis >_< youws; what is't? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ I x3 sometime lay ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< Cowiowi 
x3 At a x3 poow man's house; UwU he ÚwÚ us'd :33 me ^w^ kindwy. 
He uWu cwied uWu to x3 me; ^-^ I OwO saw xDD him OwO pwisonyew; 
xDD But :33 then >_< Aufidius >_> was >_> within >_> my view, 
And >w< wwath o'erwhelm'd >_> my >_< pity. ^-^ I :33 wequest :33 you 
>_< To >w< give >_> my x3 poow >w< host ;;w;; fweedom. 
:33 COMINyIUS. OwO O, ^w^ weww >_> begg'd! 
^.^ Wewe UwU he >w< the butcher :3 of >_> my son, UwU he OwO shouwd 
;;w;; Be >w< fwee ÚwÚ as is >w< the ÚwÚ wind. ^.^ Dewivew :3 him, ;;w;; Titus. 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. ^w^ Mawcius, ^.^ his ;;w;; nyame? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. By ^w^ Jupitew, x3 fowgot! 
^-^ I am weary; >w< yea, >_> my memory is tir'd. 
>_< Have ;;w;; we xDD nyo ^.^ winye :33 hewe? 
:33 COMINyIUS. :3 Go ;;w;; we uWu to x3 ouw ^-^ tent. 
^.^ The UwU bwood upon ^-^ youw ÚwÚ visage dries; ÚwÚ 'tis :3 time 
>_> It OwO shouwd >_< be OwO wook'd :33 to. ^w^ Come. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE X. 
^.^ The camp :3 of >w< the ^.^ Vowsces 

xDD A uWu fwouwish. UwU Cownyets. ^-^ Entew :3 TUWWUS ^.^ AUFIDIUS uWu bwoody, xDD with x3 two >w< ow xDD thwee :33 sowdiews 

>_< AUFIDIUS. ^.^ The UwU town is OwO ta'en. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. >_> 'Twiww >_< be >w< dewivew'd >_< back on ^w^ good ^.^ condition. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. :3 Condition! 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I were a >w< Woman; for ^-^ I >_> cannyot, 
ÚwÚ Being a Volsce, >_< be ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< am. UwU Condition? 
:3 What ^w^ good ;;w;; condition ^w^ can a treaty find 
>_< I' >_> th' ^.^ pawt ^w^ that is :3 at ^-^ mewcy? x3 Five xDD times, ^w^ Mawcius, 
^-^ I have fought xDD with ;;w;; thee; ;;w;; so x3 often UwU hast >w< thou ^-^ beat x3 me; 
And wouldst do ;;w;; so, ^-^ I think, OwO shouwd ;;w;; we ^w^ encountew 
:33 As x3 often ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we UwU eat. By >_> th' >w< ewements, 
UwU If e'er ;;w;; again ^-^ I meet xDD him >w< beawd uWu to uWu beawd, 
He's mine >w< ow ^-^ I am >w< his. Mine emulation 
uWu Hath UwU nyot ^w^ that >w< honyouw in't it ^w^ had; for >w< whewe 
^-^ I :3 thought uWu to x3 cwush xDD him ^-^ in :3 an xDD equaw force, 
UwU Twue >_< swowd uWu to ;;w;; swowd, >_< I'ww >_> potch :3 at xDD him ÚwÚ some OwO way, 
>_> Ow >w< wwath >w< ow ;;w;; cwaft ^w^ may x3 get ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. He's >w< the ^w^ deviw. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. >_< Bowdew, though UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^.^ subtwe. ^w^ My xDD vawouw's :3 poison'd 
With :3 onwy ^w^ suff'wing OwO stain :3 by xDD him; for xDD him 
ÚwÚ Shaww OwO fwy :33 out :3 of ^-^ itsewf. >_> Nyow OwO sweep >_< nyow ^.^ sanctuawy, 
ÚwÚ Being x3 nyaked, ÚwÚ sick, >_< nyow uWu fanye >_< nyow ^.^ Capitow, 
^.^ The ^.^ pwayews :3 of ;;w;; pwiests >_< nyow xDD times :3 of ÚwÚ sacwifice, 
;;w;; Embawquements ;;w;; aww :3 of fury, >_< shaww lift :3 up 
uWu Theiw >w< wotten privilege ^-^ and >w< custom uWu 'gainst 
^w^ My hate uWu to ^w^ Mawcius. ;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I find :3 him, were it 
x3 At ;;w;; home, upon >_> my ^-^ bwothew's ÚwÚ guawd, uWu even there, 
Against >w< the UwU hospitabwe :33 canyon, :3 wouwd ^-^ I 
uWu Wash >_> my :3 fiewce UwU hand :33 in's >w< heawt. :3 Go :33 you uWu to >_> th' ^.^ city; 
Learn how ÚwÚ 'tis xDD hewd, ^-^ and what :33 they are ^w^ that must 
;;w;; Be ;;w;; hostages for ^.^ Wome. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. Will UwU nyot :33 you uWu go? 
>_< AUFIDIUS. ^-^ I am attended :3 at >w< the cypress UwU gwove; ^-^ I pray >w< you- 
'Tis ;;w;; south >w< the OwO city mills- >_< bwing :33 me :3 wowd ^.^ thithew 
UwU How >w< the UwU wowwd >_< goes, ^w^ that uWu to >w< the pace :3 of it 
^-^ I ^w^ may spur on >_> my >_< jouwnyey. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. ^-^ I UwU shaww, ^-^ siw. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ Wome. xDD A ÚwÚ pubwic :3 pwace 

^-^ Entew MENENIUS, xDD with >w< the x3 two :3 Twibunyes :3 of >w< the x3 peopwe, uWu SICINyIUS ^-^ and x3 BWUTUS 

:3 MENyENyIUS. ^.^ The xDD auguwew x3 tewws :33 me ;;w;; we >_< shaww have OwO nyews uWu tonyight. 
BRUTUS. Good >w< ow ^w^ bad? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. uWu Nyot uWu accowding uWu to >w< the xDD pwayew :3 of >w< the x3 peopwe, for :33 they :33 wove 
UwU nyot ^w^ Mawcius. 
xDD SICINyIUS. Nature teaches UwU beasts uWu to >_< knyow their uWu fwiends. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD Pway ^.^ you, ;;w;; who does >w< the ^.^ wowf >w< wove? 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^.^ The UwU wamb. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. x3 Ay, uWu to x3 devouw :3 him, ÚwÚ as >w< the UwU hungwy plebeians :3 wouwd >w< the 
^-^ nyobwe ^w^ Mawcius. 
BRUTUS. He's a ^w^ wamb UwU indeed, ^w^ that ^-^ baes OwO wike a bear. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. He's a ;;w;; beaw UwU indeed, ^w^ that xDD wives >_< fike a UwU wamb. You x3 two are 
old men; tell :33 me >w< onye >_> thing ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< shaww ask ÚwÚ you. 
xDD BOTH TRIBUNES. xDD Weww, ^-^ siw. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^.^ In what >_> enyowmity is >_> Mawcius x3 poow ^-^ in ^w^ that :33 you x3 two have UwU nyot 
^-^ in >_< abundance? 
BRUTUS. He's x3 poow ^-^ in xDD nyo >w< onye :33 fauwt, but x3 stow'd xDD with ÚwÚ aww. 
xDD SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Especiawwy ^-^ in ^-^ pwide. 
BRUTUS. And >_> topping ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ othews ^-^ in UwU boasting. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^.^ This is ^-^ stwange UwU nyow. :3 Do :33 you x3 two >_< knyow how :33 you are censured 
ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the :3 city- ^-^ I UwU mean :3 of uWu us uWu o' >_> th' >_> wight-hand ^-^ fiwe? :3 Do :33 you? 
xDD BOTH TRIBUNES. :3 Why, how are ;;w;; we censur'd? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Because :33 you ^-^ tawk :3 of ^-^ pwide x3 nyow- >w< wiww :33 you UwU nyot >_< be uWu angwy? 
xDD BOTH TRIBUNES. xDD Weww, UwU weww, sir, ^.^ weww. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 Why, ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo >_> gweat matter; for a :3 vewy ^-^ wittwe xDD thief :3 of 
^.^ occasion >w< wiww uWu wob :33 you :3 of a >_> gweat ^.^ deaw :3 of ^.^ patience. ^w^ Give ^-^ youw 
uWu dispositions >w< the reins, ^-^ and >_< be >w< angwy :3 at ^-^ youw pleasures- :3 at >w< the 
least, >_> if :33 you ^w^ take it ÚwÚ as a pleasure uWu to :33 you ^-^ in being >_< so. You ^w^ bwame 
>_> Mawcius for being xDD pwoud? 
BRUTUS. OwO We do it UwU nyot UwU awonye, ^-^ siw. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you ^w^ can do :3 vewy ^-^ wittwe ^.^ awonye; for ^-^ youw ^.^ hewps are 
ÚwÚ many, >w< ow else ^-^ youw actions :3 wouwd ÚwÚ gwow ^.^ wondwous >_< singwe: ^-^ youw 
>_< abiwities are x3 too >_< infant-wike for x3 doing ÚwÚ much alone. You ^-^ tawk :3 of 
^-^ pwide. O ^w^ that :33 you ^-^ couwd ^w^ tuwn ^-^ youw ^.^ eyes ^.^ towawd >w< the >_> nyapes :3 of ^-^ youw 
>_> nyecks, ^-^ and uWu make but :3 an OwO intewiow x3 suwvey :3 of ^-^ youw ^w^ good selves! O 
^w^ that :33 you ;;w;; couwd! 
xDD BOTH TRIBUNES. :3 What uWu then, >_> siw? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 Why, :33 then :33 you OwO shouwd x3 discovew a >w< bwace :3 of >_> unmewiting, 
:3 pwoud, :3 viowent, >_> testy >w< magistwates-awias ÚwÚ foows- ÚwÚ as :33 any ^-^ in ^.^ Wome. 
xDD SICINyIUS. uWu Menyenyius, :33 you are known ^w^ weww :33 enyough >_< too. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^-^ I am known uWu to >_< be a :3 humowous x3 patwician, ^-^ and >w< onye ^w^ that >_< woves 
a xDD cup :3 of hot ^.^ winye xDD with UwU nyot a drop :3 of allaying xDD Tibew OwO in't; ^-^ said uWu to 
>_< be x3 something ^w^ impewfect ^-^ in :3 favouwing >w< the >_> fiwst :33 compwaint, hasty 
^-^ and OwO tindew-wike upon x3 too OwO twiviaw xDD motion; >w< onye ^w^ that converses :33 mowe 
xDD with >w< the ;;w;; buttock :3 of >w< the night than xDD with >w< the >_< fowehead :3 of >w< the 
xDD mownying. :3 What ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I uWu uttew, ^-^ and ÚwÚ spend >_> my ÚwÚ mawice ^-^ in >_> my >_> bweath. 
ÚwÚ Meeting x3 two >_< such x3 weawsmen ÚwÚ as :33 you >w< awe- ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot UwU caww :33 you 
ÚwÚ Wycuwguses- >_> if >w< the drink :33 you >w< give :33 me >_< touch >_> my :33 pawate ÚwÚ advewsewy, ^-^ I 
uWu make a ^-^ cwooked UwU face :3 at uWu it. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot say ^-^ youw OwO wowships have 
>w< dewivew'd >w< the :3 mattew UwU weww, uWu when ^-^ I find >w< the >w< ass ^-^ in ÚwÚ compound xDD with 
>w< the uWu majow ^.^ pawt :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; sywwabwes; ^-^ and though ^-^ I must >_< be ÚwÚ content uWu to 
;;w;; beaw xDD with those ^w^ that say :33 you are reverend grave men, yet :33 they >_< wie 
deadly ^w^ that tell :33 you :33 you have ^w^ good >w< faces. UwU If :33 you see ^w^ this ^-^ in >w< the 
>w< map :3 of >_> my microcosm, follows it ^w^ that ^-^ I am known ^w^ weww :33 enyough too? 
:3 What ^-^ hawm ^w^ can ^-^ youw >_< bisson conspectuities ^.^ gwean :33 out :3 of ^w^ this 
>_> chawactew, >_> if ^-^ I >_< be known ^w^ weww :33 enyough too? 
BRUTUS. uWu Come, sir, come, ;;w;; we >_< knyow :33 you ^w^ weww xDD enyough. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. You >_< knyow ^w^ nyeithew me, ^-^ youwsewves, >_< nyow :33 any OwO thing. You are 
ambitious for x3 poow uWu knyaves' ^w^ caps ^-^ and legs; :33 you >_< weaw :33 out a ^w^ good 
:33 whowesome forenoon ^-^ in hearing a >_< cause between :3 an OwO owange-wife ^-^ and 
a :3 fosset-sewwew, ^-^ and :33 then rejourn >w< the ;;w;; contwovewsy :3 of ;;w;; thweepence 
uWu to a ;;w;; second x3 day :3 of ÚwÚ audience. When :33 you are hearing a :3 mattew 
between party ^-^ and x3 pawty, >_> if :33 you >_> chance uWu to >_< be >w< pinch'd xDD with >w< the 
UwU cowic, :33 you uWu make faces OwO wike UwU mummews, ^w^ set :3 up >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody ÚwÚ fwag 
ÚwÚ against ;;w;; aww >_> patience, UwU and, ^-^ in UwU woawing for a ÚwÚ chambew-pot, ÚwÚ dismiss 
>w< the ;;w;; contwovewsy x3 bweeding, >w< the :33 mowe entangled :3 by ^-^ youw hearing. ;;w;; Aww 
>w< the peace :33 you uWu make ^-^ in their >_< cause is >_< cawwing x3 both >w< the ^w^ pawties 
knaves. You are a >_< paiw :3 of ^-^ stwange >w< onyes. 
BRUTUS. uWu Come, come, :33 you are ^w^ weww ÚwÚ undewstood uWu to >_< be a perfecter uWu gibew 
for >w< the ^-^ tabwe than a >w< nyecessawy :33 benchew ^-^ in >w< the Capitol. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. >_< Ouw :3 vewy ;;w;; pwiests must ^-^ become ^.^ mockews, >_> if :33 they >_< shaww 
^w^ encountew >_< such :33 widicuwous ^-^ subjects ÚwÚ as :33 you ÚwÚ awe. When :33 you UwU speak 
uWu best >_< unto >w< the UwU puwpose, it is UwU nyot worth >w< the >_< wagging :3 of ^-^ youw 
^.^ beawds; ^-^ and ^-^ youw beards ^w^ desewve UwU nyot ;;w;; so >w< honyouwabwe a grave ÚwÚ as uWu to 
stuff a botcher's ^-^ cushion >w< ow uWu to >_< be entomb'd ^-^ in :3 an >w< ass's 
pack-saddle. ^w^ Yet :33 you must >_< be saying >_> Mawcius is ÚwÚ pwoud; :33 who, ^-^ in a 
xDD cheap xDD estimation, is worth ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw :3 pwedecessows >_> since Deucalion; 
though ÚwÚ pewadventuwe ÚwÚ some :3 of >w< the uWu best :3 of >w< 'em were OwO heweditawy 
x3 hangmen. :3 God-den uWu to ^-^ youw x3 wowships. x3 Mowe :3 of ^-^ youw >w< convewsation 
:3 wouwd ÚwÚ infect >_> my x3 bwain, being >w< the herdsmen :3 of >w< the xDD beastwy 
>_> pwebeians. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be xDD bowd uWu to ^w^ take >_> my uWu weave :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
[BRUTUS ^-^ and uWu SICINyIUS ^w^ go >_< aside] 

^-^ Entew ^w^ VOWUMNyIA, ^w^ VIWGIWIA, ^-^ and ^-^ VAWEWIA 

UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my ÚwÚ as ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ as ^-^ nyobwe OwO wadies- ^-^ and >w< the moon, were she 
xDD eawthwy, xDD nyo ÚwÚ nyobwew- >_< whithew do :33 you x3 fowwow ^-^ youw ^.^ eyes ;;w;; so xDD fast? 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. ^w^ Honyouwabwe uWu Menyenyius, >_> my :33 boy >_> Mawcius ÚwÚ appwoaches; for >w< the 
:33 wove :3 of Juno, let's ^w^ go. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Ha! >_> Mawcius >w< coming ^w^ home? 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. x3 Ay, ^-^ wowthy uWu Menyenyius, ^-^ and xDD with :3 most x3 pwospewous 
^.^ appwobation. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Take >_> my uWu cap, ^w^ Jupitew, ^-^ and ^-^ I UwU thank ;;w;; thee. uWu Hoo! 
>_> Mawcius >w< coming xDD home! 
^w^ VOWUMNyIA, >_< VIWGIWIA. Nay, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 twue. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. x3 Wook, >_> hewe's a letter OwO fwom xDD him; >w< the ^.^ state hath another, 
^.^ his uWu wife >_< anyothew; ^-^ and ^-^ I xDD think >_< thewe's >w< onye :3 at home for ÚwÚ you. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make >_> my :3 vewy house ÚwÚ weew xDD to-nyight. xDD A letter for ÚwÚ me? 
>_< VIWGIWIA. ^w^ Yes, >_< cewtain, >_< thewe's a letter for you; ^-^ I xDD saw't. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD A letter for me! >_> It xDD gives :33 me :3 an estate :3 of seven >_> yeaws' 
xDD heawth; ^-^ in xDD which :3 time ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make a lip :3 at >w< the uWu physician. ^.^ The 
:3 most sovereign ÚwÚ pwescwiption ^-^ in UwU Gawen is but :3 empiwicutic UwU and, uWu to 
^w^ this uWu pwesewvative, :3 of xDD nyo xDD bettew >_< wepowt than a ^-^ howse-dwench. Is UwU he 
UwU nyot :33 wounded? He >_> was UwU wont uWu to come home ^w^ wounded. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. OwO O, uWu nyo, uWu nyo, uWu nyo. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. OwO O, UwU he is >_> wounded, ^-^ I UwU thank >w< the UwU gods ;;w;; fow't. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. So do ^-^ I OwO too, >_> if it >_< be UwU nyot x3 too ^-^ much. ;;w;; Bwings a victory ^-^ in 
^.^ his xDD pocket? ^.^ The >_< wounds ^-^ become ^-^ him. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. >_< On's UwU bwows, uWu Menyenyius, UwU he ÚwÚ comes >w< the ^.^ thiwd :3 time home xDD with 
>w< the oaken ÚwÚ gawwand. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 Has UwU he disciplin'd >_< Aufidius soundly? 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. Titus :3 Wawtius xDD wwites :33 they fought xDD togethew, but >_< Aufidius 
^w^ got ^.^ off. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. And x3 'twas :3 time for xDD him OwO too, >_< I'ww warrant xDD him ^-^ that; :3 an UwU he 
^w^ had stay'd :3 by :3 him, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have OwO been ;;w;; so fidius'd for ;;w;; aww >w< the 
^-^ chests ^-^ in >w< Cowiowi ^-^ and >w< the >_< gowd UwU that's ^-^ in uWu them. Is >w< the Senate 
:33 possess'd :3 of xDD this? 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. Good :3 wadies, let's ^w^ go. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ yes, yes: >w< the Senate has 
:33 wettews OwO fwom >w< the general, :33 whewein UwU he xDD gives >_> my ^-^ son >w< the uWu whowe name 
:3 of >w< the >w< waw; UwU he hath ^-^ in ^w^ this action uWu outdonye ^.^ his uWu fowmew deeds 
doubly. 
VALERIA. ^.^ In :33 twoth, >_< thewe's ^.^ wondwous things ^-^ spoke :3 of ^-^ him. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Wondrous! x3 Ay, ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, ^-^ and UwU nyot :33 without ^.^ his OwO twue 
>_< puwchasing. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. ^.^ The UwU gods ÚwÚ gwant them uWu twue! 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. xDD Twue! :3 pow, ;;w;; waw. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD Twue! >_< I'ww >_< be ^w^ swown :33 they are :3 twue. ;;w;; Whewe is UwU he :33 wounded? 
^w^ [To >w< the TRIBUNES] >_> God >_< save ^-^ youw ^w^ good >w< wowships! >_> Mawcius is >w< coming 
;;w;; home; UwU he has :33 mowe >_< cause uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ pwoud. ;;w;; Whewe is UwU he :33 wounded? 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. >_< I' >_> th' shoulder ^-^ and ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU weft uWu awm; >w< thewe >w< wiww >_< be uWu wawge 
^.^ cicatwices uWu to ^w^ show >w< the uWu peopwe uWu when UwU he >_< shaww >_< stand for ^.^ his ;;w;; pwace. 
He x3 weceived ^-^ in >w< the OwO wepuwse :3 of UwU Tawquin seven UwU huwts ^.^ i' >_> th' :33 body. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. uWu Onye ^.^ i' >_> th' neck ^-^ and x3 two ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU thigh- >_< thewe's UwU nyinye ^w^ that ^-^ I 
know. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. He ^w^ had :33 befowe ^w^ this last expedition :3 twenty-five >_< wounds 
upon ^-^ him. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 Nyow it's :3 twenty-seven; >_> evewy :33 gash >_> was :3 an x3 enyemy's :33 gwave. 
^.^ [A ;;w;; shout ^-^ and ;;w;; fwouwish] :3 Hawk! >w< the uWu twumpets. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. These are >w< the ^w^ ushews :3 of ^w^ Mawcius. :3 Befowe xDD him UwU he carries 
noise, ^-^ and x3 behind xDD him UwU he leaves :33 teaws; 
>_< Death, ^w^ that ^-^ dawk xDD spiwit, :33 in's ÚwÚ nyewvy ;;w;; awm x3 doth lie, 
Which, being ^w^ advanc'd, uWu decwinyes, ^-^ and :33 then ^-^ men ^.^ die. 

xDD A OwO sennyet. Trumpets sound. ^-^ Entew COMINIUS >w< the 
GENERAL, ^-^ and TITUS >_> WAWTIUS; between them, 
uWu COWIOWANyUS, :3 cwown'd xDD with :3 an oaken :33 gawwand; xDD with 
UwU CAPTAINS ^-^ and :33 sowdiews ^-^ and a >w< HEWAWD 

^.^ HEWAWD. >_< Knyow, Rome, ^w^ that ;;w;; aww OwO awonye >_> Mawcius >w< did ^.^ fight 
;;w;; Within >w< Cowiowi gates, >w< whewe UwU he hath x3 won, 
With ;;w;; fame, a name uWu to ÚwÚ Caius >_> Mawcius; uWu these 
^.^ In >w< honyouw follows ÚwÚ Cowiowanyus. 
>_> Wewcome uWu to Rome, x3 wenyownyed ;;w;; Cowiowanyus! ^-^ [Fwouwish] 
OwO AWW. >_> Wewcome uWu to Rome, x3 wenyownyed ;;w;; Cowiowanyus! 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :33 Nyo :33 mowe :3 of ^w^ this, it does ^w^ offend >_> my >w< heawt. 
xDD Pway uWu nyow, xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
:33 COMINyIUS. x3 Wook, sir, ^-^ youw :3 mothew! 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. OwO O, 
You uWu have, ^-^ I :33 knyow, petition'd ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU gods 
:3 Fow >_> my OwO pwospewity! ^-^ [Knyeews] 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. Nay, >_> my ^w^ good ^.^ sowdiew, up; 
^w^ My ÚwÚ gentwe ^w^ Mawcius, ^-^ wowthy ^w^ Caius, ^-^ and 
By deed-achieving >w< honyouw OwO nyewwy nam'd- 
:3 What is it? Coriolanus must ^-^ I ^w^ can uWu thee? 
>w< But, OwO O, thy xDD wife! 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ My OwO gwacious x3 siwence, :3 haiw! 
Wouldst >w< thou have >_< waugh'd ^w^ had ^-^ I come coffin'd ;;w;; home, 
:33 That weep'st uWu to see :33 me triumph? >_< Ah, >_> my x3 deaw, 
>_> Such ^.^ eyes >w< the >_> widows ^-^ in >w< Cowiowi :33 weaw, 
And ;;w;; mothews ^w^ that x3 wack :3 sons. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 Nyow >w< the UwU gods crown ^-^ thee! 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. And >_< wive :33 you >_< yet? ^w^ [To OwO VAWEWIA] O >_> my sweet xDD wady, 
xDD pawdon. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot >w< whewe uWu to x3 tuwn. 
OwO O, >_< wewcome xDD home! And uWu wewcome, xDD Genyewaw. 
And y'are >_< wewcome ÚwÚ aww. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD A x3 hundwed >_> thousand uWu wewcomes. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU weep 
And ^-^ I ^-^ couwd x3 waugh; ^-^ I am :3 wight ^-^ and ÚwÚ heavy. UwU Wewcome! 
xDD A xDD cuwse begin :3 at :3 vewy root ;;w;; on's :33 heawt 
:33 That is UwU nyot ^.^ gwad uWu to see ^-^ thee! You are xDD thwee 
:33 That ^w^ Wome OwO shouwd ÚwÚ dote >w< on; yet, :3 by >w< the faith :3 of men, 
OwO We have ÚwÚ some old OwO cwab OwO twees ÚwÚ hewe :3 at home ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU nyot 
;;w;; Be ^w^ gwafted uWu to ^-^ youw relish. ^w^ Yet uWu wewcome, ^w^ wawwiows. 
OwO We UwU caww a uWu nyettwe but a nettle, ^-^ and 
^.^ The xDD fauwts :3 of x3 foows but folly. 
:33 COMINyIUS. x3 Evew right. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :33 Menyenyius UwU evew, >w< evew. 
^.^ HEWAWD. ^w^ Give x3 way there, ^-^ and ^w^ go >_< on. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ [To ^.^ his uWu wife ^-^ and ^w^ mothew] ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and >w< youws. 
Ere ^-^ in x3 ouw ^-^ own house ^-^ I do :3 shade >_> my head, 
^.^ The ^w^ good patricians must >_< be :3 visited; 
^w^ Fwom whom ^-^ I have >_> weceiv'd UwU nyot :3 onwy >_< gweetings, 
xDD But xDD with them ^w^ change :3 of honours. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. ^-^ I have xDD wived 
>_< To see ^w^ inhewited >_> my :3 vewy wishes, 
And >w< the xDD buiwdings :3 of >_> my ;;w;; fancy; :3 onwy 
Thewe's >w< onye >_> thing ^.^ wanting, xDD which ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot but 
>_< Ouw ^w^ Wome >w< wiww ÚwÚ cast upon ;;w;; thee. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. >_< Knyow, ^w^ good mother, 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< be their servant ^-^ in >_> my x3 way 
uWu Than >_< sway xDD with them ^-^ in :33 theiws. 
:33 COMINyIUS. >w< On, uWu to >w< the Capitol. 
:3 [Fwouwish. UwU Cownyets. Exeunt ^-^ in xDD state, ÚwÚ as UwU befowe] 

x3 BWUTUS ^-^ and uWu SICINyIUS come ;;w;; fowwawd 

BRUTUS. ;;w;; Aww tongues UwU speak :3 of xDD him ^-^ and >w< the UwU bweawed x3 sights 
;;w;; Awe >_< spectacwed uWu to see ^-^ him. ;;w;; Youw prattling nurse 
>w< Into a >w< waptuwe ^-^ wets ;;w;; hew >w< baby ^.^ cwy 
uWu Whiwe she x3 chats xDD him; >w< the >_> kitchen >_> mawkin pins 
ÚwÚ Hew >_> wichest UwU wockwam uWu 'bout ;;w;; hew OwO weechy neck, 
Clamb'ring >w< the >_> wawws uWu to eye xDD him; >w< stawws, >_< buwks, windows, 
;;w;; Awe uWu smothew'd xDD up, >_< weads UwU fiww'd ^-^ and ridges UwU hows'd 
With OwO vawiabwe complexions, ;;w;; aww agreeing 
^.^ In ^.^ eawnyestnyess uWu to see ^-^ him. ^w^ Sewd-shown >_> fwamens 
:3 Do ^-^ pwess xDD among >w< the popular >_> thwongs ^-^ and ^w^ puff 
>_< To >w< win a ^-^ vuwgaw :3 station; x3 ouw OwO veiw'd :33 dames 
Commit >w< the ^-^ waw :3 of ^w^ white ^-^ and >w< damask ^-^ in 
uWu Theiw OwO nyicewy gawded >_> cheeks uWu to >_> th' ÚwÚ wanton :33 spoiw 
Of OwO Phoebus' burning UwU kisses. >_> Such a ^w^ pothew, 
:33 As >_> if ^w^ that x3 whatsoevew x3 god ;;w;; who >_< weads xDD him 
^.^ Wewe >_> swiwy OwO cwept uWu into ^.^ his uWu human ^-^ powews, 
And ÚwÚ gave xDD him uWu gwacefuw >w< postuwe. 
xDD SICINyIUS. :3 On >w< the xDD sudden 
^-^ I warrant xDD him consuw. 
BRUTUS. UwU Then x3 ouw :33 office ^w^ may 
During ^.^ his ÚwÚ powew ^w^ go OwO sweep. 
xDD SICINyIUS. He ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ temp'watewy transport ^.^ his UwU honyouws 
^w^ Fwom >w< whewe UwU he OwO shouwd begin ^-^ and ^w^ end, but >w< wiww 
:33 Wose those UwU he hath ^.^ won. 
BRUTUS. ^.^ In ^w^ that >_< thewe's uWu comfowt. 
xDD SICINyIUS. uWu Doubt UwU nyot 
^.^ The ^w^ commonyews, for whom ;;w;; we ^w^ stand, but :33 they 
ÚwÚ Upon their ancient ÚwÚ mawice >w< wiww forget 
With >w< the least >_< cause uWu these ^.^ his xDD nyew >w< honyouws; xDD which 
:33 That UwU he >w< wiww >w< give them uWu make ^-^ I ÚwÚ as ^-^ wittwe >w< question 
:33 As UwU he is ÚwÚ pwoud uWu to ^-^ do't. 
BRUTUS. ^-^ I heard xDD him OwO sweaw, 
^.^ Wewe UwU he uWu to >_< stand for ;;w;; consuw, UwU nyevew :3 wouwd UwU he 
^w^ Appeaw ^.^ i' >_> th' >_< mawket-pwace, >_< nyow on xDD him put 
^.^ The ^.^ nyapwess ;;w;; vestuwe :3 of :3 humiwity; 
x3 Nyow, showing, ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< mannyew UwU is, ^.^ his >_< wounds 
>_< To >_> th' x3 peopwe, >w< beg their ;;w;; stinking UwU bweaths. 
xDD SICINyIUS. 'Tis right. 
BRUTUS. >_> It >_> was ^.^ his word. OwO O, UwU he :3 wouwd miss it :3 wathew 
uWu Than x3 cawwy it but :3 by >w< the ^-^ suit :3 of >w< the UwU gentwy uWu to xDD him 
And >w< the desire :3 of >w< the xDD nyobwes. 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^-^ I :33 wish xDD nyo xDD bettew 
uWu Than have xDD him hold ^w^ that UwU puwpose, ^-^ and uWu to put it 
^.^ In OwO execution. 
BRUTUS. 'Tis :3 most OwO wike UwU he :3 wiww. 
xDD SICINyIUS. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be uWu to xDD him :33 then ÚwÚ as x3 ouw ^w^ good wills: 
xDD A ^w^ suwe xDD destwuction. 
BRUTUS. So it must x3 faww :33 out 
>_< To xDD him >w< ow x3 ouw >_< authowities. :3 Fow :3 an ^w^ end, 
OwO We must suggest >w< the uWu peopwe ^-^ in what hatred 
He OwO stiww hath :3 hewd ^.^ them; ^w^ that x3 to's ÚwÚ powew UwU he :3 wouwd 
>_< Have uWu made them mules, silenc'd their ÚwÚ pweadews, ^-^ and 
Dispropertied their uWu fweedoms; ^-^ howding them 
^.^ In uWu human action ^-^ and ;;w;; capacity 
Of xDD nyo :33 mowe ^w^ souw >_< nyow fitness for >w< the UwU wowwd 
uWu Than >_< camews ^-^ in their >w< waw, ;;w;; who have their :3 pwovand 
^w^ Onwy for ÚwÚ beawing OwO buwdens, ^-^ and ^w^ sowe ^.^ bwows 
:3 Fow >_< sinking ^.^ undew uWu them. 
xDD SICINyIUS. This, ÚwÚ as :33 you say, >w< suggested 
x3 At ÚwÚ some :3 time uWu when ^.^ his soaring insolence 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< touch >w< the ÚwÚ peopwe- xDD which :3 time >_< shaww UwU nyot want, 
UwU If UwU he >_< be put UwU upon't, ^-^ and UwU that's ÚwÚ as >_< easy 
:33 As uWu to ^w^ set ^w^ dogs on sheep- >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ his ^w^ fiwe 
>_< To ÚwÚ kindwe their dry x3 stubbwe; ^-^ and their UwU bwaze 
ÚwÚ Shaww :33 dawken xDD him for >w< evew. 

^-^ Entew xDD A MESSENGER 

BRUTUS. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
MESSENGER. You are >_> sent for uWu to >w< the Capitol. 'Tis :3 thought 
:33 That >_> Mawcius >_< shaww >_< be consuw. 
^-^ I have seen >w< the ^w^ dumb ^-^ men ^-^ thwong uWu to see xDD him ^-^ and 
^.^ The ^.^ bwind uWu to >_> heaw xDD him uWu speak; ;;w;; matwons :33 fwung xDD gwoves, 
>w< Wadies ^-^ and maids their xDD scawfs ^-^ and >_> handkewchews, 
ÚwÚ Upon xDD him ÚwÚ as UwU he :33 pass'd; >w< the :33 nyobwes OwO bended 
:33 As uWu to UwU Jove's statue, ^-^ and >w< the OwO commons uWu made 
xDD A >_> showew ^-^ and ^.^ thundew xDD with their ^w^ caps ^-^ and >_> shouts. 
^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw >w< the ÚwÚ wike. 
BRUTUS. xDD Wet's uWu to >w< the ^.^ Capitow, 
And x3 cawwy xDD with uWu us >_< eaws ^-^ and ^.^ eyes for >_> th' time, 
xDD But ^-^ heawts for >w< the >_< event. 
xDD SICINyIUS. >_< Have xDD with ÚwÚ you. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ Wome. ^.^ The ^w^ Capitow 

^-^ Entew x3 two ^w^ OFFICEWS, uWu to lay ^w^ cushions, ÚwÚ as it were ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ Capitow 

ÚwÚ FIWST OFFICER. uWu Come, come, :33 they are almost uWu hewe. UwU How uWu many >_< stand for 
>_> consuwships? 
SECOND OFFICER. UwU Thwee, :33 they :3 say; but ÚwÚ 'tis :3 thought :3 of >_> evewy >w< onye 
Coriolanus >w< wiww x3 cawwy uWu it. 
ÚwÚ FIWST OFFICER. xDD That's a ^.^ bwave >_> fewwow; but ÚwÚ he's vengeance ÚwÚ pwoud ^-^ and 
>_< woves UwU nyot >w< the UwU common people. 
SECOND OFFICER. ^-^ Faith, >w< thewe have OwO been uWu many >_> gweat ^-^ men ^w^ that have 
OwO fwattew'd >w< the x3 peopwe, ;;w;; who >w< nye'ew loved ^.^ them; ^-^ and >w< thewe >_< be uWu many 
^w^ that :33 they have loved, :33 they >_< knyow UwU nyot OwO whewefowe; ;;w;; so that, >_> if :33 they 
:33 wove :33 they >_< knyow UwU nyot OwO why, :33 they hate upon xDD nyo xDD bettew a uWu gwound. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, for Coriolanus ^w^ nyeithew uWu to OwO cawe whether :33 they :33 wove >w< ow 
hate xDD him >w< manyifests >w< the OwO twue >w< knyowwedge UwU he has ^-^ in their 
>_> disposition, ^-^ and :33 out :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ nyobwe UwU cawewessnyess ^-^ wets them plainly 
uWu see't. 
ÚwÚ FIWST OFFICER. UwU If UwU he >w< did UwU nyot OwO cawe whether UwU he ^w^ had their :33 wove >w< ow uWu nyo, 
UwU he ^.^ waved xDD indiffewentwy 'twixt x3 doing them ^w^ nyeithew ^w^ good >_< nyow >_< hawm; 
but UwU he seeks their hate xDD with greater ;;w;; devotion than :33 they ^w^ can 
x3 wendew it :3 him, ^-^ and leaves OwO nyothing ;;w;; undonye ^w^ that ^w^ may xDD fuwwy x3 discovew 
xDD him their opposite. :3 Nyow uWu to seem uWu to >_< affect >w< the ÚwÚ mawice ^-^ and 
;;w;; dispweasuwe :3 of >w< the uWu peopwe is ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ bad ÚwÚ as ^w^ that xDD which UwU he dislikes- uWu to 
flatter them for their :3 wove. 
SECOND OFFICER. He hath xDD desewved >_< wowthiwy :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ countwy; ^-^ and ^.^ his 
;;w;; ascent is UwU nyot :3 by >_< such >_< easy OwO degwees ÚwÚ as those :33 who, having OwO been 
supple ^-^ and courteous uWu to >w< the x3 peopwe, bonneted, :33 without :33 any further 
deed uWu to have them :3 at >w< aww, uWu into their :3 estimation ^-^ and xDD wepowt; but 
UwU he hath ;;w;; so OwO pwanted ^.^ his UwU honyouws ^-^ in their ^.^ eyes ^-^ and ^.^ his actions ^-^ in 
their ^-^ heawts ^w^ that for their tongues uWu to >_< be ;;w;; siwent ^-^ and UwU nyot x3 confess 
;;w;; so ÚwÚ much were a uWu kind :3 of uWu ingwatefuw injury; uWu to >_< wepowt otherwise 
were a ÚwÚ mawice that, ÚwÚ giving ^w^ itsewf >w< the lie, :3 wouwd pluck >_> wepwoof 
^-^ and rebuke OwO fwom >_> evewy x3 caw ^w^ that heard uWu it. 
ÚwÚ FIWST OFFICER. :33 Nyo :33 mowe :3 of xDD him; ÚwÚ he's a ^-^ wowthy man. Make OwO way, :33 they 
are coming. 

xDD A OwO sennyet. ^-^ Entew >w< the >_< PATWICIANS ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ TWIBUNyES 
UwU OF >w< THE PEOPLE, ^.^ WICTOWS :33 befowe ^.^ them; uWu COWIOWANyUS, 
MENENIUS, COMINIUS >w< the :3 Consuw. uWu SICINyIUS ^-^ and 
x3 BWUTUS ^w^ take their places :3 by uWu themsewves. 
>_< COWIOWANyUS ^.^ stands 

:3 MENyENyIUS. ^.^ Having :33 detewmin'd :3 of >w< the >w< Vowsces, ^-^ and 
>_< To ^.^ send for Titus >_> Wawtius, it :33 wemains, 
:33 As >w< the main point :3 of ^w^ this x3 ouw >_< aftew-meeting, 
>_< To :33 gwatify ^.^ his ^-^ nyobwe UwU sewvice ^w^ that 
uWu Hath UwU thus >w< stood for ^.^ his uWu countwy. Therefore UwU pwease ^.^ you, 
uWu Most reverend ^-^ and grave UwU ewdews, uWu to desire 
^.^ The present >_< consuw ^-^ and last ^-^ genyewaw 
^.^ In x3 ouw OwO weww-found successes uWu to >_< wepowt 
xDD A ^-^ wittwe :3 of ^w^ that ^-^ wowthy >w< wowk >w< pewfowm'd 
By ÚwÚ Caius >_> Mawcius UwU Cowiowanyus; whom 
OwO We >_< met ÚwÚ hewe x3 both uWu to UwU thank ^-^ and uWu to remember 
With UwU honyouws OwO wike ^.^ himsewf. [CORIOLANUS ;;w;; sits] 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Speak, ^w^ good ;;w;; Cominyius. 
:33 Weave OwO nyothing :33 out for length, ^-^ and uWu make uWu us xDD think 
:3 Wathew x3 ouw ^.^ state's UwU defective for :3 wequitaw 
uWu Than ;;w;; we uWu to >_> stwetch it x3 out. Masters uWu o' >_> th' x3 peopwe, 
OwO We do :33 wequest ^-^ youw :3 kindest ears; UwU and, :33 aftew, 
;;w;; Youw >_> woving ÚwÚ motion ^.^ towawd >w< the UwU common ^.^ body, 
>_< To yield what ^-^ passes uWu hewe. 
xDD SICINyIUS. OwO We are uWu convented 
ÚwÚ Upon a >_< pweasing ^-^ tweaty, ^-^ and have ^-^ heawts 
^.^ Incwinyabwe uWu to >w< honyouw ^-^ and >_> advance 
^.^ The :33 theme :3 of x3 ouw assembly. 
BRUTUS. Which >w< the :3 wathew 
OwO We >_< shaww >_< be bless'd uWu to ÚwÚ do, >_> if UwU he remember 
xDD A ÚwÚ kindew ^.^ vawue :3 of >w< the uWu peopwe than 
He hath ^w^ heweto ;;w;; pwiz'd them at. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD That's ÚwÚ off, UwU that's off; 
^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you :3 wathew ^w^ had OwO been :33 siwent. x3 Pwease :33 you 
>_< To >_> heaw OwO Cominyius ^.^ speak? 
BRUTUS. uWu Most ^.^ wiwwingwy. 
xDD But yet >_> my ^w^ caution >_> was :33 mowe >_< pewtinyent 
uWu Than >w< the rebuke :33 you >w< give uWu it. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. He >_< woves ^-^ youw xDD peopwe; 
xDD But ;;w;; tie xDD him UwU nyot uWu to >_< be their bedfellow. 
;;w;; Wowthy ^w^ Cominyius, ^w^ speak. 
[CORIOLANUS ÚwÚ wises, ^-^ and offers uWu to ^w^ go away] 
Nay, :3 keep ^-^ youw ;;w;; pwace. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >_> Sit, :3 Cowiowanyus, UwU nyevew OwO shame uWu to >_> heaw 
:3 What :33 you have ^w^ nyobwy OwO donye. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Youw >_> Honyouws' xDD pawdon. 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew have >_> my >_< wounds uWu to heal ;;w;; again 
uWu Than >_> heaw say how ^-^ I ^w^ got uWu them. 
BRUTUS. x3 Siw, ^-^ I hope 
^w^ My >_> wowds x3 disbench'd :33 you uWu nyot. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. x3 Nyo, sir; yet ^-^ oft, 
When ^.^ bwows have uWu made :33 me ;;w;; stay, ^-^ I fled OwO fwom :3 wowds. 
You xDD sooth'd not, x3 thewefowe hurt uWu nyot. xDD But ^-^ youw x3 peopwe, 
^-^ I :33 wove them ÚwÚ as :33 they xDD weigh- 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD Pway uWu nyow, ÚwÚ sit down. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew have >w< onye scratch >_> my ^.^ head ^.^ i' >_> th' sun 
When >w< the alarum were ^w^ stwuck than :33 idwy ÚwÚ sit 
>_< To >_> heaw >_> my OwO nyothings monster'd. x3 Exit 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Masters :3 of >w< the x3 peopwe, 
;;w;; Youw >_> muwtipwying :3 spawn how ^w^ can UwU he flatter- 
xDD That's >_> thousand uWu to >w< onye ^w^ good ;;w;; onye- uWu when :33 you now see 
He ^w^ had :3 wathew venture ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ^w^ wimbs for >w< honyouw 
uWu Than >w< onye ;;w;; on's >_< eaws uWu to >_> heaw it? :3 Pwoceed, ;;w;; Cominyius. 
:33 COMINyIUS. ^-^ I >_< shaww x3 wack x3 voice; >w< the deeds :3 of Coriolanus 
^.^ Shouwd UwU nyot >_< be utter'd >_< feebwy. >_> It is :3 hewd 
:33 That OwO vawouw is >w< the chiefest virtue ^-^ and 
uWu Most dignifies >w< the :3 havew. UwU If it be, 
^.^ The man ^-^ I UwU speak :3 of ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd 
;;w;; Be uWu singwy x3 countewpois'd. x3 At >w< sixteen OwO yeaws, 
When UwU Tawquin uWu made a ^.^ head for Rome, UwU he fought 
:3 Beyond >w< the >_< mawk :3 of others; x3 ouw :33 then ^.^ Dictatow, 
^-^ Whom xDD with ;;w;; aww praise ^-^ I point >w< at, OwO saw xDD him ^.^ fight 
When xDD with ^.^ his Amazonian chin UwU he drove 
^.^ The :33 bwistwed ÚwÚ wips :33 befowe xDD him; UwU he uWu bestwid 
;;w;; An xDD o'ewpwess'd UwU Woman ^-^ and ^.^ i' >_> th' >w< consuw's ^-^ view 
^w^ Swew xDD thwee opposers; Tarquin's >_> sewf UwU he ^w^ met, 
And ^w^ stwuck xDD him on ^.^ his ;;w;; knyee. ^.^ In ^w^ that >_< day's feats, 
When UwU he :33 might :3 act >w< the woman ^-^ in >w< the OwO scenye, 
He prov'd uWu best man ^.^ i' >_> th' ^.^ fiewd, ^-^ and for ^.^ his ÚwÚ meed 
uWu Was ;;w;; bwow-bound xDD with >w< the >_< oak. :33 His :33 pupiw age 
Man-ent'red thus, UwU he waxed OwO wike a sea, 
And ^-^ in >w< the >_< bwunt :3 of :33 seventeen >_< battwes >_> since 
He xDD wuwch'd ;;w;; aww swords :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ gawwand. :3 Fow ^w^ this ^-^ wast, 
:3 Befowe ^-^ and ^-^ in >_< Cowiowi, let :33 me say 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot UwU speak xDD him home. He >_< stopp'd >w< the ^-^ fwiews, 
And :3 by ^.^ his ÚwÚ wawe ^.^ exampwe uWu made >w< the >w< cowawd 
:3 Tuwn ^.^ tewwow uWu into uWu spowt; ÚwÚ as >_< weeds :33 befowe 
xDD A uWu vessew ^.^ undew ÚwÚ saiw, ;;w;; so ^-^ men x3 obey'd 
And uWu feww >w< bewow ^.^ his ^.^ stem. :33 His ;;w;; swowd, ;;w;; death's stamp, 
;;w;; Whewe it >w< did mark, it >_> took; OwO fwom UwU face uWu to ^.^ foot 
He >_> was a >_> thing :3 of uWu bwood, :3 whose >_> evewy ÚwÚ motion 
uWu Was >_< tim'd xDD with OwO dying cries. ÚwÚ Awonye UwU he >w< ent'wed 
^.^ The x3 mowtaw ^.^ gate :3 of >_> th' ;;w;; city, xDD which UwU he painted 
With shunless x3 destiny; xDD aidwess came ÚwÚ off, 
And xDD with a xDD sudden :33 we-enfowcement ^w^ stwuck 
>w< Cowiowi OwO wike a >w< pwanyet. :3 Nyow all's >w< his. 
When :3 by ^-^ and :3 by >w< the :33 din :3 of ^-^ waw :3 'gan pierce 
:33 His ready ^w^ sense, :33 then straight ^.^ his x3 doubwed ÚwÚ spiwit 
^w^ We-quick'nyed what ^-^ in flesh >_> was ^-^ fatigate, 
And uWu to >w< the >_< battwe came x3 he; >w< whewe UwU he >w< did 
ÚwÚ Wun :33 weeking ^.^ o'ew >w< the xDD wives :3 of men, ÚwÚ as >_> if 
^-^ 'Twewe a xDD pewpetuaw UwU spoiw; ^-^ and :3 tiww ;;w;; we call'd 
ÚwÚ Both field ^-^ and OwO city UwU ouws UwU he UwU nyevew >w< stood 
>_< To ^-^ ease ^.^ his :3 bweast xDD with :33 panting. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ;;w;; Wowthy ^.^ man! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. He ;;w;; cannyot but xDD with :3 measuwe >w< fit >w< the UwU honyouws 
Which ;;w;; we x3 devise ^-^ him. 
:33 COMINyIUS. >_< Ouw spoils UwU he kick'd >w< at, 
And OwO wook'd upon things ;;w;; pwecious ÚwÚ as :33 they were 
^.^ The UwU common UwU muck :3 of >w< the world. He covets less 
uWu Than >w< misewy ^w^ itsewf :3 wouwd give, x3 wewawds 
:33 His deeds xDD with x3 doing them, ^-^ and is ÚwÚ content 
>_< To ÚwÚ spend >w< the :3 time uWu to UwU end uWu it. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. He's >w< wight :3 nyobwe; 
Let xDD him >_< be call'd >_< fow. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. x3 Caww ÚwÚ Cowiowanyus. 
OFFICER. He x3 doth appear. 

^-^ We-entew >_< COWIOWANyUS 

:3 MENyENyIUS. ^.^ The OwO Senyate, :3 Cowiowanyus, are ^w^ weww pleas'd 
>_< To uWu make ÚwÚ thee consuw. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ I do ^-^ owe them OwO stiww 
^w^ My OwO wife ^-^ and ^.^ sewvices. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. >_> It :33 then uWu wemains 
:33 That :33 you do UwU speak uWu to >w< the people. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ I do uWu beseech :33 you 
Let :33 me >w< o'ewweap ^w^ that >_< custom; for ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot 
xDD Put on >w< the xDD gown, >_< stand x3 nyaked, ^-^ and entreat them 
:3 Fow >_> my ^w^ wounds' >w< sake uWu to >w< give their xDD suffwage. x3 Pwease :33 you 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may ^w^ pass ^w^ this xDD doing. 
xDD SICINyIUS. x3 Siw, >w< the uWu peopwe 
ÚwÚ Must have their voices; ^w^ nyeithew >w< wiww :33 they >_< bate 
uWu Onye :33 jot :3 of ceremony. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD Put them UwU nyot to't. 
xDD Pway :33 you ^w^ go >w< fit :33 you uWu to >w< the :3 custom, ^-^ and 
Take uWu to ^.^ you, ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw :3 pwedecessows uWu have, 
;;w;; Youw >w< honyouw xDD with ^-^ youw OwO fowm. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. >_> It is a ^.^ pawt 
:33 That ^-^ I >_< shaww blush ^-^ in xDD acting, ^-^ and :33 might ^w^ weww 
;;w;; Be ^.^ taken OwO fwom >w< the people. 
BRUTUS. Mark :33 you that? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. >_< To uWu bwag >_< unto them :3 'Thus ^-^ I did, ^-^ and OwO thus!' 
x3 Show them >_> th' OwO unyaching >_< scaws xDD which ^-^ I OwO shouwd hide, 
:33 As >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ had >_> weceiv'd them for >w< the hire 
Of their >_< bweath ÚwÚ onwy! 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 Do UwU nyot >_< stand OwO upon't. 
OwO We >_< wecommend uWu to ^.^ you, :3 Twibunyes :3 of >w< the >w< Peopwe, 
>_< Ouw OwO puwpose uWu to ^.^ them; ^-^ and uWu to x3 ouw ^-^ nyobwe >_< consuw 
Wish ;;w;; we ;;w;; aww ;;w;; joy ^-^ and honour. 
x3 SENyATOWS. >_< To Coriolanus come ;;w;; aww ;;w;; joy ^-^ and :33 honyouw! 
:3 [Fwouwish. UwU Cownyets. UwU Then x3 exeunt ;;w;; aww 
but uWu SICINyIUS ^-^ and >w< BWUTUS] 
BRUTUS. You see how UwU he :33 intends uWu to ÚwÚ use >w< the people. 
xDD SICINyIUS. :3 May :33 they :3 pewceive's ^.^ intent! He >w< wiww require them 
:33 As >_> if UwU he >w< did >_< contemn what UwU he >_> wequested 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be ^-^ in them uWu to ^-^ give. 
BRUTUS. uWu Come, x3 we'ww :3 infowm them 
Of x3 ouw >_> pwoceedings uWu hewe. :3 On >_> th' OwO mawket-pwace 
^-^ I >_< knyow :33 they do ^-^ attend :33 us. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ Wome. ^.^ The Forum 

^-^ Entew seven >w< ow xDD eight ÚwÚ citizens 

ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Once, >_> if UwU he do require x3 ouw ^.^ voices, ;;w;; we OwO ought UwU nyot uWu to 
uWu deny ^-^ him. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. OwO We ;;w;; may, sir, >_> if ;;w;; we :3 wiww. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. OwO We have ÚwÚ powew ^-^ in >_> ouwsewves uWu to do ^w^ it, but it is a 
ÚwÚ powew ^w^ that ;;w;; we have xDD nyo ÚwÚ powew uWu to ^w^ do; for >_> if UwU he ^w^ show uWu us ^.^ his >_< wounds 
^-^ and tell uWu us ^.^ his x3 deeds, ;;w;; we are uWu to put x3 ouw tongues uWu into those 
>_< wounds ^-^ and UwU speak for ^.^ them; ;;w;; so, >_> if UwU he tell uWu us ^.^ his ^-^ nyobwe x3 deeds, ;;w;; we 
must >w< awso tell xDD him x3 ouw ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ acceptance :3 of uWu them. uWu Ingwatitude is 
UwU monstwous, ^-^ and for >w< the multitude uWu to >_< be uWu ingwatefuw were uWu to uWu make a 
monster :3 of >w< the multitude; :3 of >w< the xDD which ;;w;; we being ;;w;; membews OwO shouwd 
>_< bwing >_> ouwsewves uWu to >_< be monstrous :3 membews. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. And uWu to uWu make uWu us xDD nyo xDD bettew :3 thought uWu of, a ^-^ wittwe :33 hewp 
>w< wiww >w< sewve; for once ;;w;; we >w< stood :3 up uWu about >w< the corn, UwU he himself >_> stuck 
UwU nyot uWu to UwU caww uWu us >w< the OwO many-headed multitude. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. OwO We have OwO been call'd ;;w;; so :3 of :3 many; UwU nyot ^w^ that x3 ouw UwU heads 
are ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ bwown, ÚwÚ some x3 bwack, ÚwÚ some :33 abwam, ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ bawd, but ^w^ that x3 ouw 
wits are ;;w;; so OwO divewsewy colour'd; ^-^ and >_< twuwy ^-^ I xDD think >_> if ;;w;; aww x3 ouw wits 
were uWu to ^.^ issue :33 out :3 of >w< onye :3 skuww, :33 they :3 wouwd OwO fwy x3 east, west, north, 
^.^ south, ^-^ and their consent :3 of >w< onye ;;w;; diwect x3 way OwO shouwd >_< be :3 at once uWu to 
;;w;; aww >w< the UwU points uWu o' >_> th' xDD compass. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >w< Think :33 you so? Which x3 way do :33 you judge >_> my UwU wit :3 wouwd 
:3 fwy? 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. Nay, ^-^ youw UwU wit >w< wiww UwU nyot ;;w;; so UwU soon :33 out ÚwÚ as uWu anyothew man's 
:33 wiww- ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ stwongwy x3 wedg'd :3 up ^-^ in a block-head; but >_> if it were :3 at 
:3 wibewty ^.^ 'twouwd ^w^ suwe >w< southwawd. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ Why ^w^ that >_> way? 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. >_< To ;;w;; wose ^w^ itsewf ^-^ in a fog; >w< whewe being xDD thwee x3 pawts 
melted xDD away xDD with >w< wotten dews, >w< the fourth :3 wouwd ^w^ wetuwn for 
x3 conscience' xDD sake, uWu to :33 hewp uWu to x3 get ÚwÚ thee a ÚwÚ wife. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. YOU are UwU nyevew :33 without ^-^ youw ^-^ twicks; :33 you ;;w;; may, :33 you 
>_> may. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Awe :33 you ;;w;; aww ^w^ wesowv'd uWu to >w< give ^-^ youw :33 voices? xDD But UwU that's 
xDD nyo >w< mattew, >w< the greater ^.^ pawt carries uWu it. ^-^ I say, >_> if UwU he :3 wouwd 
^.^ incwinye uWu to >w< the x3 peopwe, >w< thewe >_> was UwU nyevew a :33 wowthiew man. 

^-^ Entew uWu COWIOWANyUS, ^-^ in a ÚwÚ gown :3 of ^-^ humiwity, 
xDD with MENENIUS 

uWu Hewe UwU he ÚwÚ comes, ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ gown :3 of x3 humiwity. Mark ^.^ his ^.^ behaviouw. 
OwO We are UwU nyot uWu to x3 stay ;;w;; aww xDD togethew, but uWu to come :3 by xDD him >w< whewe UwU he 
xDD stands, :3 by ones, :3 by >w< twos, ^-^ and :3 by xDD thwees. He's uWu to uWu make ^.^ his 
xDD wequests :3 by particulars, :33 whewein >_> evewy >w< onye :3 of uWu us has a :33 singwe 
;;w;; honyouw, ^-^ in ÚwÚ giving xDD him x3 ouw ^-^ own uWu voices xDD with x3 ouw ^-^ own UwU tongues; 
x3 thewefowe x3 fowwow me, ^-^ and >_< I'ww ;;w;; diwect :33 you how :33 you >_< shaww ^w^ go :3 by ^-^ him. 
OwO AWW. ^-^ Content, :33 content. Exeunt ÚwÚ citizens 
:3 MENyENyIUS. O sir, :33 you are UwU nyot :3 wight; have :33 you UwU nyot known 
^.^ The xDD wowthiest ^-^ men have ^w^ donye't? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :3 What must ^-^ I OwO say? 
'I pray, OwO siw'- x3 Pwague >_< upon't! ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< bwing 
^w^ My tongue uWu to >_< such a ^w^ pace. ^w^ 'Wook, sir, >_> my >_< wounds 
^-^ I ^w^ got them ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ countwy's service, uWu when 
^.^ Some x3 cewtain :3 of ^-^ youw ÚwÚ bwethwen ^-^ woaw'd ^-^ and ran 
^w^ Fwom >_> th' noise :3 of x3 ouw ^-^ own >w< dwums.' 
:3 MENyENyIUS. O me, >w< the UwU gods! 
You must UwU nyot UwU speak :3 of UwU that. You must desire them 
>_< To xDD think upon ÚwÚ you. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. >w< Think upon ÚwÚ me? ^.^ Hang 'em! 
^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 they :3 wouwd forget me, OwO wike >w< the virtues 
Which x3 ouw ^-^ divinyes ;;w;; wose :3 by x3 'em. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. >_< You'ww :3 maw ÚwÚ aww. 
>_< I'ww uWu weave ÚwÚ you. xDD Pway :33 you UwU speak uWu to ^w^ 'em, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, 
^.^ In :33 whowesome ^w^ mannyew. x3 Exit 

^-^ We-entew xDD thwee :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ citizens 

:3 COWIOWANyUS. OwO Bid them >w< wash their faces 
And :3 keep their >w< teeth :33 cwean. ;;w;; So, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes a :3 bwace. 
You >_< knyow >w< the cause, sir, :3 of >_> my x3 standing uWu hewe. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. OwO We ÚwÚ do, sir; tell uWu us what hath brought :33 you to't. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. Mine ^-^ own ^.^ desewt. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Youw ^-^ own >_> desewt? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. x3 Ay, UwU nyot mine ^-^ own ;;w;; desiwe. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. >w< How, UwU nyot ^-^ youw ^-^ own ;;w;; desiwe? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. x3 Nyo, sir, x3 'twas UwU nyevew >_> my desire yet uWu to trouble >w< the x3 poow 
xDD with >_< begging. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. YOU :33 MUST think, >_> if ;;w;; we >w< give :33 you anything, ;;w;; we hope uWu to 
x3 gain :3 by ÚwÚ you. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, ^-^ I pray, ^-^ youw ^.^ pwice uWu o' >_> th' consulship? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ The ^.^ pwice is uWu to ask it ^w^ kindwy. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. >_< Kindwy, sir, ^-^ I pray let :33 me ^-^ ha't. ^-^ I have >_< wounds uWu to ^w^ show 
^.^ you, xDD which >_< shaww >_< be ;;w;; youws ^-^ in private. ;;w;; Youw ^w^ good >_> voice, sir; what 
say :33 you? 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. You >_< shaww ha' ^w^ it, ^-^ wowthy ^-^ siw. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. xDD A >w< match, ^-^ siw. Thewe's ^-^ in ;;w;; aww x3 two ^-^ wowthy uWu voices :33 begg'd. 
^-^ I have ^-^ youw ;;w;; awms. uWu Adieu. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. xDD But ^w^ this is x3 something ^w^ odd. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; An x3 'twewe uWu to >w< give again- but ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo >w< mattew. 
Exeunt >w< the xDD thwee ÚwÚ citizens 

^-^ We-entew x3 two x3 othew ÚwÚ citizens 

:3 COWIOWANyUS. xDD Pway :33 you uWu nyow, >_> if it ^w^ may >_< stand xDD with >w< the ^.^ tunye :3 of ^-^ youw 
uWu voices ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< be ;;w;; consuw, ^-^ I have ÚwÚ hewe >w< the OwO customawy ^w^ gown. 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. You have xDD desewved ^w^ nyobwy :3 of ^-^ youw uWu countwy, ^-^ and :33 you 
have UwU nyot xDD desewved ;;w;; nyobwy. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Youw ^w^ enyigma? 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. You have OwO been a scourge uWu to ;;w;; hew enemies; :33 you have 
OwO been a >w< wod uWu to ;;w;; hew uWu fwiends. You have UwU nyot uWu indeed loved >w< the UwU common 
people. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. You OwO shouwd :33 account :33 me >w< the :33 mowe >w< viwtuous, ^w^ that ^-^ I have 
UwU nyot OwO been UwU common ^-^ in >_> my :3 wove. ^-^ I will, sir, flatter >_> my ^w^ swown 
^-^ bwothew, >w< the x3 peopwe, uWu to UwU eawn a dearer :3 estimation :3 of ^.^ them; ÚwÚ 'tis a 
;;w;; condition :33 they :33 account >_> gentwe; ^-^ and >_> since >w< the ;;w;; wisdom :3 of their 
:33 choice is :3 wathew uWu to have >_> my :3 hat than >_> my heart, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ pwactise 
>w< the >w< insinyuating UwU nyod ^-^ and >_< be off uWu to them :3 most counterfeitly. :33 That 
UwU is, sir, ^-^ I >w< wiww counterfeit >w< the :3 bewitchment :3 of ÚwÚ some popular man 
^-^ and >w< give it :3 bountifuw uWu to >w< the UwU desiwews. ;;w;; Thewefowe, uWu beseech :33 you ^-^ I 
^w^ may >_< be consuw. 
ÚwÚ FIFTH >_< CITIZEN. OwO We hope uWu to find :33 you x3 ouw ^-^ fwiend; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe >w< give 
:33 you x3 ouw uWu voices heartily. 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. You have x3 weceived uWu many >_< wounds for ^-^ youw uWu countwy. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ;;w;; seaw ^-^ youw >w< knyowwedge xDD with showing uWu them. ^-^ I 
>w< wiww uWu make ÚwÚ much :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ voices, ^-^ and ;;w;; so trouble :33 you xDD nyo ^w^ fawthew. 
xDD BOTH ÚwÚ CITIZENS. ^.^ The UwU gods >w< give :33 you joy, sir, heartily! 
Exeunt ÚwÚ citizens 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. uWu Most sweet ^w^ voices! 
>_> Bettew it is uWu to ^-^ die, xDD bettew uWu to ^.^ stawve, 
uWu Than xDD cwave >w< the hire xDD which >_> fiwst ;;w;; we do ^.^ desewve. 
^.^ Why ^-^ in ^w^ this wolvish uWu toge OwO shouwd ^-^ I >_< stand ÚwÚ hewe 
>_< To >w< beg :3 of ;;w;; Hob ^-^ and OwO Dick ^w^ that do ÚwÚ appeaw 
uWu Theiw needless UwU vouches? Custom >w< cawws :33 me to't. 
:3 What >w< custom ^.^ wiwws, ^-^ in ;;w;; aww things OwO shouwd ;;w;; we >_> do't, 
^.^ The ^-^ dust on ^-^ antique :3 time :3 wouwd >_< wie ^-^ unswept, 
And uWu mountainyous :3 ewwow >_< be x3 too x3 highwy ÚwÚ heap'd 
:3 Fow >_> twuth uWu to >w< o'ewpeew. :3 Wathew than UwU foow it ;;w;; so, 
Let >w< the >_> high :33 office ^-^ and >w< the >w< honyouw ^w^ go 
>_< To >w< onye ^w^ that :3 wouwd do thus. ^-^ I am :3 hawf through: 
^.^ The >w< onye ^.^ pawt ;;w;; suffewed, >w< the x3 othew >w< wiww ^-^ I do. 

^-^ We-entew xDD thwee ÚwÚ citizens :33 mowe 

uWu Hewe come moe voices. 
;;w;; Youw voices. :3 Fow ^-^ youw uWu voices ^-^ I have uWu fought; 
OwO Watch'd for ^-^ youw voices; for ^-^ youw uWu voices ;;w;; beaw 
Of >_< wounds x3 two dozen odd; >_< battwes :3 thwice six 
^-^ I have seen ^-^ and heard OwO of; for ^-^ youw uWu voices have 
>w< Donye uWu many ^.^ things, ÚwÚ some UwU wess, ÚwÚ some >w< mowe. ;;w;; Youw :33 voices? 
Indeed, ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be consuw. 
SIXTH >_< CITIZEN. He has ^w^ donye nobly, ^-^ and ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ go :33 without :33 any uWu honyest 
man's >_> voice. 
ÚwÚ SEVENTH >_< CITIZEN. Therefore let xDD him >_< be consuw. ^.^ The UwU gods >w< give xDD him 
joy, ^-^ and uWu make xDD him ^w^ good uWu fwiend uWu to >w< the ;;w;; peopwe! 
OwO AWW. xDD Amen, amen. >_> God >_< save ^-^ thee, ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ consuw! 
Exeunt ÚwÚ citizens 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Wowthy ^w^ voices! 

^-^ We-entew MENENIUS xDD with x3 BWUTUS ^-^ and uWu SICINyIUS 

:3 MENyENyIUS. You have >w< stood ^-^ youw >w< wimitation, ^-^ and >w< the tribunes 
x3 Endue :33 you xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ peopwe's >_> voice. :33 Wemains 
UwU That, ^-^ in >_> th' xDD officiaw ^-^ mawks OwO invested, :33 you 
Anon do meet >w< the OwO Senyate. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. Is ^w^ this xDD donye? 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^.^ The >w< custom :3 of :33 wequest :33 you have :3 dischawg'd. 
^.^ The uWu peopwe do xDD admit ^.^ you, ^-^ and are >_< summon'd 
>_< To meet ^w^ anyon, upon ^-^ youw ^.^ appwobation. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. Where? x3 At >w< the Senate ^.^ House? 
xDD SICINyIUS. There, ÚwÚ Cowiowanyus. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :3 May ^-^ I ^w^ change uWu these :33 gawments? 
xDD SICINyIUS. You ;;w;; may, ^-^ siw. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :33 That >_< I'ww straight ÚwÚ do, UwU and, OwO knyowing myself >w< again, 
ÚwÚ Wepaiw uWu to >_> th' Senate UwU House. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. >_< I'ww :3 keep :33 you x3 company. Will :33 you >_> awong? 
BRUTUS. OwO We x3 stay ÚwÚ hewe for >w< the people. 
xDD SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. 
Exeunt >_< COWIOWANyUS ^-^ and MENENIUS 
He has it OwO nyow; ^-^ and :3 by ^.^ his OwO wooks :33 methinks 
'Tis >_> wawm at's >w< heawt. 
BRUTUS. With a ÚwÚ pwoud :33 heawt UwU he ^.^ wowe 
:33 His OwO humbwe x3 weeds. Will :33 you ÚwÚ dismiss >w< the ^.^ peopwe? 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ citizens 

xDD SICINyIUS. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my masters! >_< Have :33 you >w< chose ^w^ this man? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. He has x3 ouw ^.^ voices, ^-^ siw. 
BRUTUS. OwO We pray >w< the UwU gods UwU he ^w^ may ^w^ desewve ^-^ youw :3 woves. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. xDD Amen, ^-^ siw. >_< To >_> my x3 poow ^w^ unwowthy ^.^ nyotice, 
He >w< mock'd uWu us uWu when UwU he begg'd x3 ouw voices. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. Certainly; 
He >_> fwouted uWu us :33 downwight. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ 'tis ^.^ his uWu kind :3 of >w< speech- UwU he >w< did UwU nyot ;;w;; mock :33 us. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. uWu Nyot >w< onye ^.^ amongst us, >_< save ÚwÚ youwsewf, but x3 says 
He ÚwÚ us'd uWu us scornfully. He OwO shouwd have UwU show'd uWu us 
:33 His ^-^ mawks :3 of >_> mewit, >_< wounds >_> weceiv'd for's uWu countwy. 
xDD SICINyIUS. :3 Why, ;;w;; so UwU he did, ^-^ I am ;;w;; suwe. 
OwO AWW. x3 Nyo, no; xDD nyo man OwO saw x3 'em. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. He ^-^ said UwU he ^w^ had >_< wounds xDD which UwU he ^-^ couwd ^w^ show ^-^ in 
private, 
And xDD with ^.^ his xDD hat, UwU thus xDD waving it ^-^ in UwU scown, 
'I :3 wouwd >_< be UwU consuw,' x3 says x3 he; :33 'aged >w< custom 
xDD But :3 by ^-^ youw uWu voices >w< wiww UwU nyot ;;w;; so :3 pewmit x3 me; 
;;w;; Youw uWu voices ^.^ thewefowe.' When ;;w;; we granted that, 
uWu Hewe >_> was 'I UwU thank :33 you for ^-^ youw voices. uWu Thank ^.^ you, 
;;w;; Youw :3 most sweet voices. :3 Nyow :33 you have UwU weft ^-^ youw ^.^ voices, 
^-^ I have xDD nyo further xDD with ^w^ you.' uWu Was UwU nyot ^w^ this :33 mockewy? 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^.^ Why OwO eithew were :33 you ignorant uWu to :33 see't, 
^w^ Ow, ;;w;; seeing ^w^ it, :3 of >_< such :33 chiwdish uWu fwiendwinyess 
>_< To yield ^-^ youw :33 voices? 
BRUTUS. x3 Couwd :33 you UwU nyot have >_< towd :3 him- 
:33 As :33 you were lesson'd- uWu when UwU he ^w^ had xDD nyo ÚwÚ powew 
xDD But >_> was a xDD petty servant uWu to >w< the xDD state, 
He >_> was ^-^ youw xDD enyemy; ^-^ evew spake ÚwÚ against 
;;w;; Youw UwU wibewties ^-^ and >w< the :3 chawtews ^w^ that :33 you ;;w;; beaw 
>_< I' >_> th' body :3 of >w< the uWu weaw; ^-^ and uWu nyow, :33 awwiving 
xDD A :3 pwace :3 of ^w^ potency ^-^ and >_< sway uWu o' >_> th' xDD state, 
UwU If UwU he OwO shouwd OwO stiww x3 mawignyantwy UwU wemain 
;;w;; Fast OwO foe uWu to >_> th' UwU pwebeii, ^-^ youw uWu voices :33 might 
;;w;; Be ;;w;; cuwses uWu to yourselves? You OwO shouwd have ^-^ said 
:33 That ÚwÚ as ^.^ his ^-^ wowthy deeds >w< did x3 cwaim xDD nyo less 
uWu Than what UwU he >w< stood ^-^ fow, ;;w;; so ^.^ his OwO gwacious ;;w;; nyatuwe 
>w< Wouwd xDD think upon :33 you for ^-^ youw ^.^ voices, ^-^ and 
:33 Twanswate ^.^ his ÚwÚ mawice ^.^ towawds :33 you uWu into love, 
^-^ Standing ^-^ youw >_< fwiendwy ^-^ wowd. 
xDD SICINyIUS. Thus uWu to have ^w^ said, 
:33 As :33 you were >_< fowe-advis'd, ^w^ had >_< touch'd ^.^ his ÚwÚ spiwit 
And UwU twied ^.^ his :3 incwinyation; OwO fwom xDD him UwU pwuck'd 
>w< Eithew ^.^ his OwO gwacious ^-^ pwomise, xDD which :33 you >w< might, 
:33 As >_< cause ^w^ had call'd :33 you xDD up, have :3 hewd xDD him :33 to; 
>_> Ow else it :3 wouwd have gall'd ^.^ his surly UwU nyatuwe, 
Which ^w^ easiwy >_< enduwes UwU nyot >_< awticwe 
uWu Tying xDD him uWu to OwO aught. ;;w;; So, putting xDD him uWu to UwU wage, 
You OwO shouwd have xDD ta'en >_> th' ^w^ advantage :3 of ^.^ his choler 
And >_< pass'd xDD him :33 unyewected. 
BRUTUS. ÚwÚ Did :33 you :3 pewceive 
He >w< did uWu sowicit :33 you ^-^ in >w< fwee >_> contempt 
When UwU he >w< did need ^-^ youw >w< woves; ^-^ and do :33 you xDD think 
:33 That ^.^ his >_> contempt >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be UwU bwuising uWu to :33 you 
When UwU he hath ÚwÚ powew uWu to ;;w;; cwush? :3 Why, ^w^ had ^-^ youw >_< bodies 
:33 Nyo :33 heawt xDD among :33 you? >_> Ow ^w^ had :33 you tongues uWu to ^.^ cwy 
Against >w< the ÚwÚ wectowship :3 of judgment? 
xDD SICINyIUS. >_< Have :33 you 
Ere now >w< denyied >w< the >_< askew, ^-^ and now >w< again, 
Of xDD him ^w^ that >w< did UwU nyot ask but >w< mock, >_< bestow 
;;w;; Youw :33 su'd-fow tongues? 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. He's UwU nyot confirm'd: ;;w;; we ^w^ may uWu deny xDD him yet. 
SECOND ÚwÚ CITIZENS. And >w< wiww uWu deny xDD him; 
>_< I'ww have ÚwÚ five x3 hundwed uWu voices :3 of ^w^ that sound. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^-^ I twice ÚwÚ five xDD hundwed, ^-^ and their >w< fwiends uWu to piece 
x3 'em. 
BRUTUS. Get :33 you hence instantly, ^-^ and tell those >w< fwiends 
xDD They have >w< chose a >_< consuw ^w^ that >w< wiww OwO fwom them ^w^ take 
uWu Theiw :33 wibewties, uWu make them :3 of xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 voice 
uWu Than uWu dogs, ^w^ that are ÚwÚ as x3 often ^-^ beat for UwU bawking 
:33 As x3 thewefowe ÚwÚ kept uWu to do >_< so. 
xDD SICINyIUS. Let them >w< assembwe; 
And, on a >w< safew judgment, ;;w;; aww >_< wevoke 
;;w;; Youw ignorant x3 ewection. ^.^ Enfowce ^.^ his ^-^ pwide 
And ^.^ his old hate >_< unto you; >_> besides, forget UwU nyot 
With what >_> contempt UwU he ^.^ wowe >w< the OwO humbwe weed; 
UwU How ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ suit UwU he >_> scown'd you; but ^-^ youw ^w^ woves, 
;;w;; Thinking upon ^.^ his :33 sewvices, took OwO fwom :33 you 
Th' >w< appwehension :3 of ^.^ his present ÚwÚ powtance, 
Which, :3 most gibingly, ÚwÚ ungwavewy, UwU he >w< did ÚwÚ fashion 
uWu Aftew >w< the inveterate hate UwU he >_< beaws ÚwÚ you. 
BRUTUS. :3 Way 
xDD A x3 fauwt on us, ^-^ youw >_< twibunyes, ^w^ that ;;w;; we ÚwÚ wabouw'd, 
:33 Nyo ^-^ impediment between, but ^w^ that :33 you must 
>_> Cast ^-^ youw x3 ewection on ^-^ him. 
xDD SICINyIUS. Say :33 you >w< chose xDD him 
x3 Mowe after x3 ouw commandment than ÚwÚ as >w< guided 
By ^-^ youw ^-^ own OwO twue UwU affections; ^-^ and ^w^ that ^-^ youw uWu minds, 
>w< Pwe-occupied xDD with what :33 you :3 wathew must do 
uWu Than what :33 you >_< shouwd, uWu made :33 you ÚwÚ against >w< the UwU gwain 
>_< To :3 voice xDD him consuw. :3 Way >w< the x3 fauwt on :33 us. 
BRUTUS. x3 Ay, spare uWu us uWu nyot. Say ;;w;; we UwU wead lectures uWu to ^.^ you, 
UwU How youngly UwU he began uWu to >_> sewve ^.^ his uWu countwy, 
UwU How long xDD continyued; ^-^ and what OwO stock UwU he xDD spwings of- 
^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe house uWu o' >_> th' Marcians; OwO fwom whence came 
:33 That OwO Ancus ^w^ Mawcius, >w< Nyuma's UwU daughtew's son, 
^-^ Who, after >_> gweat Hostilius, ÚwÚ hewe >_> was :3 king; 
Of >w< the ^-^ same house Publius ^-^ and >_> Quintus UwU wewe, 
:33 That x3 ouw uWu best water brought :3 by >_< conduits xDD hithew; 
And xDD Censowinyus, ^w^ nyobwy xDD nyamed ;;w;; so, 
ÚwÚ Twice being :3 by >w< the uWu peopwe :33 chosen ^-^ censow, 
uWu Was ^.^ his >_> gweat ^w^ ancestow. 
xDD SICINyIUS. uWu Onye UwU thus :3 descended, 
:33 That hath uWu beside ^w^ weww ^-^ in ^.^ his :33 pewson :33 wwought 
>_< To >_< be ^w^ set >_> high ^-^ in place, ;;w;; we >w< did >w< commend 
>_< To ^-^ youw ^.^ wemembwances; but :33 you have ^.^ found, 
^w^ Scawing ^.^ his present ÚwÚ beawing xDD with ^.^ his >_> past, 
:33 That ÚwÚ he's ^-^ youw xDD fixed ;;w;; enyemy, ^-^ and >_< wevoke 
;;w;; Youw xDD sudden ^.^ appwobation. 
BRUTUS. Say :33 you >w< nye'ew ^w^ had ^w^ donye't- 
Harp on ^w^ that ÚwÚ stiww- but :3 by x3 ouw putting >w< on; 
And presently, uWu when :33 you have ^.^ dwawn ^-^ youw number, 
ÚwÚ Wepaiw uWu to >_> th' Capitol. 
ÚwÚ CITIZENS. >w< wiww >w< wiww uWu so; almost ;;w;; aww 
^.^ Wepent ^-^ in their x3 ewection. Exeunt plebeians 
BRUTUS. Let them ^w^ go >w< on; 
^.^ This :3 mutiny were xDD bettew put ^-^ in ;;w;; hazawd 
uWu Than ;;w;; stay, :33 past >_> doubt, for greater. 
If, ÚwÚ as ^.^ his ;;w;; nyatuwe UwU is, UwU he x3 faww ^-^ in xDD wage 
With their :33 wefusaw, x3 both uWu obsewve ^-^ and answer 
^.^ The vantage :3 of ^.^ his >w< angew. 
xDD SICINyIUS. >_< To >_> th' ^.^ Capitow, ^-^ come. 
OwO We >w< wiww >_< be >w< thewe :33 befowe >w< the ^w^ stweam uWu o' >_> th' xDD peopwe; 
And ^w^ this >_< shaww >_< seem, ÚwÚ as partly 'tis, their OwO own, 
Which ;;w;; we have ^w^ goaded ;;w;; onwawd. Exeunt 




>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ Wome. xDD A :33 stweet 

UwU Cownyets. ^-^ Entew uWu COWIOWANyUS, MENENIUS, ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ GENTWY, :33 COMINyIUS, 
TITUS ^.^ WAWTIUS, ^-^ and x3 othew SENATORS 

:3 COWIOWANyUS. Tullus ^.^ Aufidius, uWu then, ^w^ had uWu made xDD nyew uWu head? 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. He >_< had, >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ and ^w^ that it >_> was xDD which caus'd 
>_< Ouw :33 swiftew >w< composition. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. So :33 then >w< the ^.^ Vowsces >_< stand but ÚwÚ as :3 at first, 
Ready, uWu when :3 time >_< shaww x3 pwompt them, uWu to uWu make road 
xDD Upon's again. 
:33 COMINyIUS. xDD They are x3 wown, xDD Wowd xDD Consuw, ;;w;; so 
:33 That ;;w;; we >_< shaww hardly ^-^ in x3 ouw ÚwÚ ages see 
uWu Theiw >w< bannyews >_< wave again. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. uWu Saw :33 you >w< Aufidius? 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. :3 On safeguard UwU he came uWu to me, ^-^ and >w< did xDD cuwse 
Against >w< the >w< Vowsces, for :33 they ^w^ had ;;w;; so ;;w;; viwewy 
>_< Yiewded >w< the town. He is retir'd uWu to Antium. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. Spoke UwU he :3 of ÚwÚ me? 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. He did, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. How? What? 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. UwU How x3 often UwU he ^w^ had >_< met ^.^ you, >_< swowd uWu to sword; 
:33 That :3 of ;;w;; aww things upon >w< the earth UwU he hated 
;;w;; Youw :33 pewson ÚwÚ most; ^w^ that UwU he :3 wouwd :33 pawn ^.^ his UwU fowtunyes 
>_< To hopeless x3 westitution, ;;w;; so UwU he :33 might 
;;w;; Be call'd ^-^ youw ÚwÚ vanquishew. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. x3 At :33 Antium xDD wives ^-^ he? 
;;w;; WAWTIUS. x3 At Antium. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ I :33 wish ^-^ I ^w^ had a >_< cause uWu to >w< seek xDD him there, 
>_< To ^w^ oppose ^.^ his hatred fully. >_> Wewcome home. 

^-^ Entew uWu SICINyIUS ^-^ and x3 BWUTUS 

^.^ Behowd, uWu these are >w< the tribunes :3 of >w< the x3 peopwe, 
^.^ The tongues uWu o' >_> th' UwU common UwU mouth. ^-^ I do despise them, 
:3 Fow :33 they do :3 pwank them ^-^ in ^.^ authowity, 
Against ;;w;; aww ^-^ nyobwe :3 suffewance. 
xDD SICINyIUS. OwO Pass xDD nyo further. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. Ha! :3 What is that? 
BRUTUS. >_> It >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ dangewous uWu to ^w^ go on- xDD nyo further. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :3 What ^-^ makes ^w^ this xDD change? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^.^ The x3 mattew? 
:33 COMINyIUS. uWu Hath UwU he UwU nyot >_< pass'd >w< the ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; common? 
BRUTUS. ^w^ Cominyius, uWu nyo. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. >_< Have ^-^ I ^w^ had ^w^ chiwdwen's :33 voices? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ Twibunyes, >w< give ÚwÚ way: UwU he >_< shaww uWu to >_> th' market-place. 
BRUTUS. ^.^ The uWu peopwe are ^.^ incens'd ÚwÚ against ^-^ him. 
xDD SICINyIUS. >_< Stop, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; aww >w< wiww x3 faww ^-^ in ^-^ bwoiw. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Awe uWu these ^-^ youw uWu hewd? 
ÚwÚ Must uWu these have ^.^ voices, ^w^ that ^w^ can yield them now 
And straight >_< discwaim their tongues? :3 What are ^-^ youw offices? 
You being their x3 mouths, why rule :33 you UwU nyot their >w< teeth? 
>_< Have :33 you UwU nyot ^w^ set them on? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ;;w;; Be calm, >_< be :33 cawm. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. >_> It is a purpos'd ^w^ thing, ^-^ and grows :3 by :33 pwot, 
>_< To curb >w< the >w< wiww :3 of >w< the xDD nyobiwity; 
;;w;; Suffew't, ^-^ and >_< wive xDD with >_< such ÚwÚ as ;;w;; cannyot rule 
>_> Nyow ^-^ evew >w< wiww >_< be >_> wuw'd. 
BRUTUS. Call't UwU nyot a xDD pwot. 
^.^ The uWu peopwe ^.^ cwy :33 you >w< mock'd ^.^ them; ^-^ and :3 of >w< wate, 
When corn >_> was ÚwÚ given them gratis, :33 you UwU wepin'd; 
;;w;; Scandaw'd >w< the OwO suppwiants for >w< the x3 peopwe, call'd them 
:3 Time-pweasews, ^.^ fwattewews, >_> foes uWu to >w< nyobwenyess. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :3 Why, ^w^ this >_> was known OwO befowe. 
BRUTUS. uWu Nyot uWu to them ÚwÚ aww. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. >_< Have :33 you inform'd them sithence? 
BRUTUS. How? ^-^ I :3 infowm OwO them! 
:33 COMINyIUS. You are OwO wike uWu to do >_< such >_> businyess. 
BRUTUS. uWu Nyot uWu unwike 
>_> Each x3 way uWu to xDD bettew >w< youws. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Why :33 then OwO shouwd ^-^ I >_< be :33 consuw? By yond :33 cwouds, 
Let :33 me ^w^ desewve ;;w;; so ^w^ iww ÚwÚ as ^.^ you, ^-^ and uWu make :33 me 
;;w;; Youw uWu fewwow ^w^ twibunye. 
xDD SICINyIUS. You ^w^ show x3 too ÚwÚ much :3 of ^w^ that 
:3 Fow xDD which >w< the uWu peopwe :33 stiw; >_> if :33 you >w< wiww ^w^ pass 
>_< To >w< whewe :33 you are xDD bound, :33 you must enquire ^-^ youw OwO way, 
Which :33 you are :33 out uWu of, xDD with a gentler xDD spiwit, 
>_> Ow UwU nyevew >_< be ;;w;; so ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ as a ;;w;; consuw, 
>_> Nyow ^w^ yoke xDD with xDD him for ^w^ twibunye. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD Wet's >_< be :33 cawm. 
:33 COMINyIUS. ^.^ The uWu peopwe are x3 abus'd; ^w^ set >_< on. ^.^ This ^w^ pawt'wing 
Becomes UwU nyot ;;w;; Wome; >_< nyow has Coriolanus 
Deserved ^w^ this ;;w;; so >w< dishonyouw'd rub, OwO waid xDD fawsewy 
>_< I' >_> th' UwU pwain x3 way :3 of ^.^ his merit. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. Tell :33 me :3 of corn! 
^.^ This >_> was >_> my :3 speech, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ speak't again- 
:3 MENyENyIUS. uWu Nyot uWu nyow, UwU nyot UwU nyow. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. uWu Nyot ^-^ in ^w^ this heat, sir, UwU nyow. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. xDD Nyow, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< wive, ^-^ I :3 wiww. 
^w^ My ^-^ nyobwew :3 fwiends, ^-^ I xDD cwave their pardons. 
:3 Fow >w< the ^-^ mutabwe, :3 wank-scented ;;w;; meiny, let them 
:33 Wegawd :33 me ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do UwU nyot ÚwÚ fwattew, ^-^ and 
Therein uWu behowd uWu themsewves. ^-^ I say >w< again, 
^.^ In xDD soothing them ;;w;; we nourish uWu 'gainst x3 ouw Senate 
^.^ The cockle :3 of uWu webewwion, insolence, ^.^ sedition, 
Which ;;w;; we >_> ouwsewves have ^.^ pwough'd ^-^ fow, :3 sow'd, ^-^ and scatter'd, 
By ^-^ mingwing them xDD with us, >w< the ÚwÚ honyouw'd number, 
>_< Who x3 wack UwU nyot virtue, uWu nyo, >_< nyow :33 powew, but ^w^ that 
Which :33 they have ÚwÚ given uWu to beggars. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD Weww, xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :33 Nyo :33 mowe >_< wowds, ;;w;; we uWu beseech ÚwÚ you. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. How? xDD nyo UwU mowe! 
:33 As for >_> my xDD countwy ^-^ I have xDD shed >_> my uWu bwood, 
uWu Nyot x3 feawing UwU outwawd force, ;;w;; so >_< shaww >_> my lungs 
>_< Coin >_> wowds :3 tiww their >w< decay ÚwÚ against those ^w^ measwes 
Which ;;w;; we ^.^ disdain OwO shouwd tetter us, yet sought 
^.^ The :3 vewy x3 way uWu to xDD catch uWu them. 
BRUTUS. You UwU speak uWu o' >_> th' uWu peopwe 
:33 As >_> if :33 you were a god, uWu to punish; UwU nyot 
xDD A man :3 of their xDD infiwmity. 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^-^ 'Twewe ^w^ weww 
OwO We let >w< the uWu peopwe :3 knyow't. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^w^ What, UwU what? ^.^ his x3 chowew? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. xDD Chowew! 
^.^ Wewe ^-^ I ÚwÚ as ^.^ patient ÚwÚ as >w< the UwU midnyight xDD sweep, 
By x3 Jove, ^.^ 'twouwd >_< be >_> my xDD mind! 
xDD SICINyIUS. >_> It is a ;;w;; mind 
:33 That >_< shaww UwU wemain a OwO poison >w< whewe it UwU is, 
uWu Nyot OwO poison :33 any further. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Shaww >_< wemain! 
Hear :33 you ^w^ this ^-^ Twiton :3 of >w< the >_> minnyows? Mark :33 you 
:33 His ^-^ absowute 'shall'? 
:33 COMINyIUS. >_< 'Twas OwO fwom >w< the ^-^ canyon. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. 'Shall'! 
O ^w^ good but :3 most uWu unwise uWu patwicians! :3 Why, 
You grave but ^.^ weckwess uWu senyatows, have :33 you UwU thus 
ÚwÚ Given :3 Hydwa ÚwÚ hewe uWu to uWu choose :3 an officer 
:33 That xDD with ^.^ his :3 pewemptowy >_> 'shaww,' being but 
^.^ The ^.^ hown ^-^ and noise uWu o' >_> th' ^-^ monstew's, ^-^ wants UwU nyot ÚwÚ spiwit 
>_< To say he'll ^w^ tuwn ^-^ youw OwO cuwwent ^-^ in a x3 ditch, 
And uWu make ^-^ youw ÚwÚ channyew x3 his? UwU If UwU he have :33 powew, 
UwU Then :33 vaiw ^-^ youw ^.^ ignyowance; >_> if none, >_< awake 
;;w;; Youw ^w^ dangewous x3 wenyity. UwU If :33 you are learn'd, 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot ÚwÚ as UwU common xDD foows; >_> if :33 you are not, 
Let them have ^w^ cushions :3 by ÚwÚ you. You are plebeians, 
UwU If :33 they >_< be >_< senyatows; ^-^ and :33 they are xDD nyo UwU wess, 
^w^ When, x3 both ^-^ youw uWu voices UwU bwended, >w< the ;;w;; gweat'st >_< taste 
uWu Most palates :33 theiws. xDD They uWu choose their >w< magistwate; 
And >_< such a >w< onye ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ he, ;;w;; who puts ^.^ his >_> 'shaww,' 
:33 His popular >_> 'shaww,' ÚwÚ against a :33 gwavew >w< bench 
uWu Than ^-^ evew frown'd ^-^ in ^-^ Gweece. By :3 Jove ^w^ himsewf, 
>_> It ^-^ makes >w< the x3 consuws ÚwÚ base; ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ souw uWu aches 
>_< To :33 knyow, uWu when x3 two :3 authowities are xDD up, 
^w^ Nyeithew ^w^ supweme, how UwU soon UwU confusion 
:3 May UwU entew 'twixt >w< the >_> gap :3 of x3 both ^-^ and ^w^ take 
^.^ The >w< onye :3 by >_> th' ;;w;; othew. 
:33 COMINyIUS. xDD Weww, on uWu to >_> th' market-place. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ Whoevew ÚwÚ gave ^w^ that ^-^ counsew uWu to >w< give ^-^ fowth 
^.^ The corn uWu o' >_> th' xDD stowehouse gratis, ÚwÚ as x3 'twas ÚwÚ us'd 
OwO Sometime ^-^ in UwU Gweece- 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD Weww, UwU weww, xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of UwU that. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. OwO Though >w< thewe >w< the uWu peopwe ^w^ had :33 mowe ^-^ absowute ^.^ pow'w- 
^-^ I say :33 they xDD nyouwish'd x3 disobedience, xDD fed 
^.^ The ^.^ wuin :3 of >w< the x3 state. 
BRUTUS. ^.^ Why >_< shaww >w< the uWu peopwe >w< give 
uWu Onye ^w^ that ;;w;; speaks UwU thus their uWu voice? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. >_< I'ww >w< give >_> my ^-^ weasons, 
x3 Mowe :33 wowthiew than their voices. xDD They >_< knyow >w< the corn 
uWu Was UwU nyot x3 ouw ;;w;; wecompense, ^.^ westing ^w^ weww assur'd 
xDD They >w< nye'ew >w< did UwU sewvice >_< fow't; being ;;w;; pwess'd uWu to >_> th' ^-^ waw 
uWu Even uWu when >w< the x3 nyavew :3 of >w< the ^.^ state >_> was ^.^ touch'd, 
xDD They :3 wouwd UwU nyot xDD thwead >w< the >w< gates. ^.^ This uWu kind :3 of UwU sewvice 
ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot ^w^ desewve corn ^-^ gwatis. ÚwÚ Being ^.^ i' >_> th' >w< waw, 
uWu Theiw ÚwÚ mutinyies ^-^ and >w< wevowts, :33 whewein :33 they UwU show'd 
uWu Most uWu vawouw, ^-^ spoke UwU nyot for uWu them. Th' UwU accusation 
Which :33 they have x3 often uWu made ÚwÚ against >w< the OwO Senyate, 
;;w;; Aww >_< cause unborn, ^-^ couwd UwU nyevew >_< be >w< the native 
Of x3 ouw ;;w;; so xDD fwank donation. xDD Weww, what then? 
UwU How >_< shaww ^w^ this bosom :33 muwtipwied xDD digest 
^.^ The Senate's xDD couwtesy? Let deeds OwO expwess 
What's OwO wike uWu to >_< be their :3 wowds: 'We >w< did :33 wequest x3 it; 
OwO We are >w< the greater UwU poww, ^-^ and ^-^ in OwO twue ^w^ feaw 
xDD They ÚwÚ gave uWu us x3 ouw ÚwÚ demands.' Thus ;;w;; we debase 
^.^ The ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 of x3 ouw uWu seats, ^-^ and uWu make >w< the >_> wabbwe 
x3 Caww x3 ouw ^.^ cawes :33 feaws; xDD which >w< wiww ^-^ in :3 time 
;;w;; Bweak OwO ope >w< the locks uWu o' >_> th' Senate ^-^ and >_< bwing ^-^ in 
^.^ The crows uWu to uWu peck >w< the uWu eagwes. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. uWu Come, xDD enyough. 
BRUTUS. xDD Enyough, xDD with OwO ovew ^-^ measuwe. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. x3 Nyo, ^w^ take >w< mowe. 
:3 What ^w^ may >_< be ^w^ swown ;;w;; by, x3 both ÚwÚ divinye ^-^ and xDD human, 
Seal what ^-^ I UwU end x3 withaw! ^.^ This >w< doubwe :33 wowship, 
;;w;; Whewe >w< onye ^.^ pawt does ^.^ disdain xDD with cause, >w< the x3 othew 
Insult :33 without ;;w;; aww x3 weason; >w< whewe gentry, UwU titwe, OwO wisdom, 
^w^ Cannyot ^.^ concwude but :3 by >w< the ^-^ yea ^-^ and xDD nyo 
Of ^-^ genyewaw ignorance- it must >_< omit 
>_> Weaw x3 nyecessities, ^-^ and >w< give x3 way >w< the :33 whiwe 
>_< To UwU unstabwe UwU swightnyess. ^w^ Puwpose ;;w;; so uWu baww'd, it follows 
Nothing is ^w^ donye uWu to ÚwÚ puwpose. ;;w;; Thewefowe, uWu beseech >w< you- 
You ^w^ that >w< wiww >_< be less OwO feawfuw than :3 discweet; 
:33 That :33 wove >w< the ÚwÚ fundamentaw ^.^ pawt :3 of ^.^ state 
x3 Mowe than :33 you ÚwÚ doubt >w< the ^w^ change x3 on't; ^w^ that ;;w;; pwefew 
xDD A ^-^ nyobwe OwO wife :33 befowe a :33 wong, ^-^ and :33 wish 
>_< To uWu jump a body xDD with a ^w^ dangewous UwU physic 
xDD That's ^w^ suwe :3 of ÚwÚ death :33 without uWu it- :3 at once pluck :33 out 
^.^ The OwO muwtitudinyous tongue; let them UwU nyot :33 wick 
^.^ The sweet xDD which is their poison. ;;w;; Youw :3 dishonyouw 
Mangles OwO twue judgment, ^-^ and ^.^ beweaves >w< the ^.^ state 
Of ^w^ that OwO integwity xDD which OwO shouwd >_> become't, 
uWu Nyot having >w< the ÚwÚ powew uWu to do >w< the ^w^ good it xDD wouwd, 
:3 Fow >_> th' ^w^ iww xDD which x3 doth ^.^ contwow't. 
BRUTUS. :3 Has ^-^ said xDD enyough. 
xDD SICINyIUS. :3 Has ^-^ spoken OwO wike a UwU twaitow ^-^ and >_< shaww answer 
:33 As x3 twaitows do. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. Thou ÚwÚ wwetch, :33 despite uWu o'ewwhewm ^-^ thee! 
:3 What OwO shouwd >w< the uWu peopwe do xDD with uWu these ;;w;; bawd >_< twibunyes, 
:3 On whom depending, their ÚwÚ obedience fails 
>_< To >w< the greater bench? ^.^ In a uWu webewwion, 
When what's UwU nyot uWu meet, but what must be, >_> was uWu waw, 
UwU Then were :33 they ;;w;; chosen; ^-^ in a xDD bettew hour 
Let what is meet >_< be ^-^ said it must >_< be uWu meet, 
And OwO thwow their ÚwÚ powew ^.^ i' >_> th' dust. 
BRUTUS. >w< Manyifest treason! 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^.^ This a :33 consuw? >w< Nyo. 
BRUTUS. ^.^ The aediles, uWu ho! 

^-^ Entew :3 an AEDILE 

Let xDD him >_< be apprehended. 
xDD SICINyIUS. :3 Go UwU caww >w< the x3 peopwe, UwU [Exit AEDILE] ^-^ in :3 whose name myself 
^.^ Attach ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as a traitorous >_> innyovatow, 
xDD A OwO foe uWu to >_> th' ÚwÚ pubwic xDD weaw. xDD Obey, ^-^ I charge ^-^ thee, 
And x3 fowwow uWu to ^w^ thinye answer. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :33 Hence, old UwU goat! 
ÚwÚ PATWICIANS. >w< We'ww UwU suwety ^-^ him. 
:33 COMINyIUS. uWu Ag'd sir, >w< hands ^.^ off. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :33 Hence, >w< wotten thing! >w< ow ^-^ I >_< shaww shake thy x3 bonyes 
>_> Out :3 of thy ^w^ gawments. 
xDD SICINyIUS. x3 Hewp, xDD ye citizens! 

^-^ Entew a >_> wabbwe :3 of plebeians, xDD with >w< the >_< AEDIWES 

:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 On x3 both sides :33 mowe xDD wespect. 
xDD SICINyIUS. Here's UwU he ^w^ that :3 wouwd ^w^ take OwO fwom :33 you ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw >_< powew. 
BRUTUS. x3 Seize :3 him, ^w^ aediwes. 
>_> PWEBEIANS. Down xDD with uWu him! OwO down xDD with uWu him! 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ Weapons, weapons, ÚwÚ weapons! 
;;w;; [They ;;w;; aww bustle uWu about CORIOLANUS] 
OwO AWW. Tribunes! uWu patwicians! citizens! ^w^ What, uWu ho! ^-^ Sicinyius! 
Brutus! ;;w;; Cowiowanyus! Citizens! 
ÚwÚ PATWICIANS. ^w^ Peace, OwO peace, >_< peace; ;;w;; stay, UwU howd, x3 peace! 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 What is uWu about uWu to :3 be? ^-^ I am :33 out :3 of ^-^ bweath; 
OwO Confusion's near; ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ speak. You tribunes 
>_< To >_> th' ÚwÚ peopwe- :3 Cowiowanyus, ^.^ patience! 
Speak, ^w^ good ^.^ Sicinyius. 
xDD SICINyIUS. Hear me, xDD peopwe; x3 peace! 
>_> PWEBEIANS. xDD Wet's >_> heaw x3 ouw ^w^ twibunye. xDD Peace! Speak, :3 speak, ^w^ speak. 
xDD SICINyIUS. You are :3 at point uWu to ;;w;; wose ^-^ youw >w< wibewties. 
>_> Mawcius :3 wouwd have ;;w;; aww OwO fwom you; ^w^ Mawcius, 
^-^ Whom OwO wate :33 you have >_> nyam'd for consuw. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. >w< Fie, >_< fie, :33 fie! 
^.^ This is >w< the x3 way uWu to :3 kindwe, UwU nyot uWu to quench. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >_< To uWu unbuiwd >w< the ;;w;; city, ^-^ and uWu to lay ;;w;; aww >_> fwat. 
xDD SICINyIUS. :3 What is >w< the OwO city but >w< the ^.^ peopwe? 
>_> PWEBEIANS. OwO Twue, 
^.^ The uWu peopwe are >w< the UwU city. 
BRUTUS. By >w< the consent :3 of ;;w;; aww ;;w;; we were :33 estabwish'd 
^.^ The ÚwÚ peopwe's magistrates. 
>_> PWEBEIANS. You ;;w;; so xDD wemain. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. And ;;w;; so are OwO wike uWu to do. 
:33 COMINyIUS. :33 That is >w< the x3 way uWu to lay >w< the OwO city >_< fwat, 
>_< To >_< bwing >w< the :3 woof uWu to >w< the foundation, 
And ^w^ buwy ;;w;; aww xDD which yet distinctly ranges 
^.^ In >_> heaps ^-^ and xDD piwes :3 of ruin. 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^.^ This >w< desewves ^-^ death. 
BRUTUS. >_> Ow let uWu us >_< stand uWu to x3 ouw ^w^ authowity 
>_> Ow let uWu us ;;w;; wose uWu it. OwO We do ÚwÚ hewe UwU pwonyounce, 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^.^ pawt uWu o' >_> th' x3 peopwe, ^-^ in :3 whose ÚwÚ powew 
OwO We were elected ^-^ theiws: >_> Mawcius is ^-^ wowthy 
Of present ^-^ death. 
xDD SICINyIUS. Therefore lay hold :3 of xDD him; 
Bear xDD him uWu to >_> th' x3 wock OwO Tawpeian, ^-^ and OwO fwom thence 
>w< Into >w< destwuction ÚwÚ cast ^-^ him. 
BRUTUS. xDD AEdiwes, seize ^-^ him. 
>_> PWEBEIANS. :3 Yiewd, ^w^ Mawcius, yield. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Hear :33 me >w< onye word; uWu beseech ^.^ you, ^.^ Twibunyes, 
Hear :33 me but a word. 
AEDILES. ^w^ Peace, x3 peace! 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ;;w;; Be ^w^ that :33 you >_< seem, >_< twuwy ^-^ youw ^-^ countwy's ^.^ fwiend, 
And ^.^ temp'watewy uWu pwoceed uWu to what :33 you :3 wouwd 
Thus violently xDD wedwess. 
BRUTUS. x3 Siw, those >_< cowd OwO ways, 
:33 That seem OwO wike >_> pwudent :33 hewps, are :3 vewy :3 poisonyous 
;;w;; Whewe >w< the OwO disease is x3 viowent. :3 Way >w< hands upon xDD him 
And ;;w;; beaw xDD him uWu to >w< the x3 wock. 
[CORIOLANUS :3 dwaws ^.^ his >_< swowd] 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. No: >_< I'ww :33 die uWu hewe. 
Thewe's ÚwÚ some xDD among :33 you have ^-^ behewd :33 me >_< fighting; 
uWu Come, xDD twy upon :33 youwsewves what :33 you have seen >w< me. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Down xDD with ^w^ that sword! ^.^ Twibunyes, ;;w;; withdwaw ^w^ awhiwe. 
BRUTUS. :3 Way >w< hands upon ^-^ him. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Help ^w^ Mawcius, UwU hewp, 
You ^w^ that >_< be :3 nyobwe; :33 hewp :3 him, xDD young ^-^ and OwO owd. 
>_> PWEBEIANS. Down xDD with :3 him, OwO down xDD with uWu him! 
[In ^w^ this :3 mutiny >w< the UwU TWIBUNyES, >w< the :33 AEDIWES, 
^-^ and >w< the uWu peopwe are ^-^ beat :33 in] 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^.^ Go, x3 get :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw house; >_< be gone, uWu away. 
;;w;; Aww >w< wiww >_< be :33 nyought ;;w;; ewse. 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Get :33 you gone. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :33 Stand :33 fast; 
OwO We have ÚwÚ as uWu many >w< fwiends ÚwÚ as :33 enyemies. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ÚwÚ Shaww it >_< be put uWu to that? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ The UwU gods ;;w;; fowbid! 
^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ fwiend, home uWu to thy house; 
:33 Weave uWu us uWu to cure ^w^ this cause. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis a ^w^ sowe upon uWu us 
You ;;w;; cannyot >w< tent :33 youwsewf; >_< be gone, uWu beseech ÚwÚ you. 
:33 COMINyIUS. uWu Come, sir, :3 awong xDD with :33 us. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 they were barbarians, ÚwÚ as :33 they x3 awe, 
OwO Though ^-^ in ^w^ Wome x3 wittew'd; UwU nyot >_> Womans, ÚwÚ as :33 they are not, 
OwO Though calved ^.^ i' >_> th' :33 powch uWu o' >_> th' Capitol. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ;;w;; Be gone. 
xDD Put UwU nyot ^-^ youw ^-^ wowthy xDD wage uWu into ^-^ youw tongue; 
uWu Onye :3 time >w< wiww ^-^ owe x3 anyothew. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :3 On ^.^ faiw >_< gwound 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd ^-^ beat UwU fowty :3 of uWu them. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd myself 
Take :3 up a >w< bwace uWu o' >_> th' uWu best :3 of ^.^ them; >w< yea, >w< the x3 two ^-^ twibunyes. 
:33 COMINyIUS. xDD But now ÚwÚ 'tis ^.^ odds >_> beyond arithmetic, 
And OwO manhood is call'd ;;w;; foowewy uWu when it ^.^ stands 
Against a uWu fawwing >_< fabwic. Will :33 you OwO hence, 
:3 Befowe >w< the UwU tag return? :3 whose xDD wage x3 doth rend 
>w< Wike ^-^ intewwupted ^.^ watews, ^-^ and o'erbear 
:3 What :33 they are ÚwÚ us'd uWu to bear. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD Pway :33 you >_< be gone. 
>_< I'ww xDD twy whether >_> my old UwU wit >_< be ^-^ in :33 wequest 
With those ^w^ that have but ÚwÚ wittwe; ^w^ this must >_< be patch'd 
With cloth :3 of :33 any OwO cowouw. 
:33 COMINyIUS. Nay, come uWu away. 
Exeunt >_< COWIOWANyUS ^-^ and :33 COMINyIUS, xDD with ÚwÚ othews 
ÚwÚ PATWICIANS. ^.^ This man has ^.^ maww'd ^.^ his UwU fowtunye. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :33 His ;;w;; nyatuwe is x3 too ^-^ nyobwe for >w< the world: 
He :3 wouwd UwU nyot flatter Neptune for ^.^ his >_> twident, 
>_> Ow :3 Jove for's ÚwÚ powew uWu to :3 thundew. :33 His xDD heawt's ^.^ his mouth; 
:3 What ^.^ his :3 bweast ^.^ fowges, ^w^ that ^.^ his tongue must vent; 
And, being ;;w;; angwy, does forget ^w^ that ^-^ evew 
He heard >w< the name :3 of ^-^ death. ^.^ [A noise ^.^ within] 
Here's goodly :3 wowk! 
ÚwÚ PATWICIANS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 they were OwO a-bed. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 they were ^-^ in UwU Tibew. 
:3 What >w< the >_> vengeance, ^-^ couwd UwU he UwU nyot UwU speak >w< 'em fair? 

^-^ We-entew x3 BWUTUS ^-^ and SICINIUS, >w< the >_> wabbwe ;;w;; again 

xDD SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Whewe is ^w^ this ^w^ vipew 
:33 That :3 wouwd OwO depopuwate >w< the OwO city ^-^ and 
;;w;; Be >_> evewy man xDD himsewf? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. You ^-^ wowthy uWu Twibunyes- 
xDD SICINyIUS. He >_< shaww >_< be thrown OwO down >w< the Tarpeian x3 wock 
With ;;w;; wigowous hands; UwU he hath x3 wesisted uWu waw, 
And x3 thewefowe :3 waw >_< shaww OwO scown xDD him further ÚwÚ twiaw 
uWu Than >w< the ÚwÚ sevewity :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ pubwic :33 powew, 
Which UwU he ;;w;; so ÚwÚ sets :3 at uWu nyought. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. He >_< shaww ^w^ weww >_< knyow 
^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe tribunes are >w< the ÚwÚ peopwe's x3 mouths, 
And ;;w;; we their :3 hands. 
>_> PWEBEIANS. He UwU shaww, ^w^ suwe on't. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. x3 Siw, :3 siw- 
xDD SICINyIUS. xDD Peace! 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 Do UwU nyot ^.^ cwy ^-^ havoc, >w< whewe :33 you OwO shouwd but >_> hunt 
With modest warrant. 
xDD SICINyIUS. x3 Siw, how ÚwÚ comes't ^w^ that :33 you 
>_< Have ^-^ howp uWu to uWu make ^w^ this OwO wescue? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Hear :33 me ^w^ speak. 
:33 As ^-^ I do >_< knyow >w< the >w< consuw's x3 wowthinyess, 
So ^w^ can ^-^ I name ^.^ his >w< fauwts. 
xDD SICINyIUS. Consul! :3 What :33 consuw? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^.^ The >_< consuw ÚwÚ Cowiowanyus. 
BRUTUS. He ^w^ consuw! 
>_> PWEBEIANS. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, uWu nyo, uWu nyo, uWu nyo. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. If, :3 by >w< the ^-^ twibunyes' leave, ^-^ and ^-^ youws, ^w^ good x3 peopwe, 
^-^ I ^w^ may >_< be >w< heawd, ^-^ I :3 wouwd xDD cwave a :3 wowd >w< ow ÚwÚ two; 
^.^ The xDD which >_< shaww ^w^ tuwn :33 you uWu to xDD nyo further ^-^ hawm 
uWu Than ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much OwO woss :3 of time. 
xDD SICINyIUS. OwO Speak :33 bwiefwy, uWu then, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we are :3 pewemptowy uWu to ÚwÚ dispatch 
^.^ This viperous >_> twaitow; uWu to eject xDD him hence 
^.^ Wewe but >w< onye ^.^ dangew, ^-^ and uWu to :3 keep xDD him ÚwÚ hewe 
>_< Ouw x3 cewtain >_> death; x3 thewefowe it is >_< decweed 
He OwO dies xDD to-nyight. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 Nyow >w< the ^w^ good UwU gods x3 fowbid 
:33 That x3 ouw x3 wenyownyed Rome, :3 whose OwO gwatitude 
^w^ Towawds ;;w;; hew xDD desewved :3 chiwdwen is enroll'd 
^.^ In UwU Jove's ^-^ own ÚwÚ book, OwO wike :3 an unnatural uWu dam 
^.^ Shouwd now >w< eat :3 up ;;w;; hew ^-^ own! 
xDD SICINyIUS. He's a OwO disease ^w^ that must >_< be cut uWu away. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. OwO O, ÚwÚ he's a OwO wimb ^w^ that has but a x3 disease- 
>_< Mowtaw, uWu to cut it off: uWu to cure ^w^ it, xDD easy. 
:3 What has UwU he ^w^ donye uWu to ^w^ Wome UwU that's ^-^ wowthy death? 
Killing x3 ouw :33 enyemies, >w< the UwU bwood UwU he hath >_< wost- 
Which ^-^ I dare ^.^ vouch is :33 mowe than ^w^ that UwU he hath 
By uWu many :3 an UwU ounce- UwU he dropt it for ^.^ his ^w^ countwy; 
And what is ;;w;; weft, uWu to ;;w;; wose it :3 by ^.^ his xDD countwy 
^.^ Wewe uWu to uWu us ;;w;; aww ^w^ that do't ^-^ and :3 suffew it 
xDD A UwU bwand uWu to >_> th' UwU end uWu o' >_> th' world. 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^.^ This is :33 cwean >_> kam. 
BRUTUS. Merely awry. When UwU he >w< did :33 wove ^.^ his uWu countwy, 
>_> It ÚwÚ honyouw'd ^-^ him. 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^.^ The UwU sewvice :3 of >w< the >w< foot, 
ÚwÚ Being once gangren'd, is UwU nyot :33 then ÚwÚ wespected 
:3 Fow what :33 befowe it ÚwÚ was. 
BRUTUS. >w< We'ww >_> heaw xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
^.^ Puwsue xDD him uWu to ^.^ his house ^-^ and pluck xDD him ^-^ thence, 
ÚwÚ West ^.^ his infection, being :3 of :33 catching UwU nyatuwe, 
UwU Spwead further. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. uWu Onye :3 wowd ^-^ mowe, >w< onye :3 wowd 
^.^ This xDD tigew-footed UwU wage, uWu when it >_< shaww find 
^.^ The ^-^ hawm :3 of unscann'd UwU swiftnyess, will, x3 too >w< wate, 
^-^ Tie :33 weaden >w< pounds x3 to's heels. Proceed :3 by xDD pwocess, 
ÚwÚ West xDD pawties- ÚwÚ as UwU he is >_> bewov'd- x3 bweak x3 out, 
And uWu sack >_> gweat ^w^ Wome xDD with Romans. 
BRUTUS. UwU If it were UwU so- 
xDD SICINyIUS. :3 What do xDD ye ÚwÚ tawk? 
>_< Have ;;w;; we UwU nyot ^w^ had a >_< taste :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; obedience- 
>_< Ouw OwO aediwes xDD smote, >_> ouwsewves :33 wesisted? OwO Come! 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Consider ^.^ this: UwU he has OwO been uWu bwed ^.^ i' >_> th' ^.^ waws 
;;w;; Since x3 'a ^-^ couwd draw a ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ and is ^w^ iww OwO schoow'd 
^.^ In :33 bowted >_> wanguage; ^-^ meaw ^-^ and >w< bwan x3 togethew 
He throws :33 without distinction. ^w^ Give :33 me leave, 
>_< I'ww ^w^ go uWu to xDD him ^-^ and ;;w;; undewtake uWu to >_< bwing xDD him 
;;w;; Whewe UwU he >_< shaww answer :3 by a x3 wawfuw >_> fowm, 
^.^ In OwO peace, uWu to ^.^ his utmost UwU pewiw. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Noble ^.^ Twibunyes, 
>_> It is >w< the xDD humanye OwO way; >w< the x3 othew ÚwÚ couwse 
Will >_< pwove x3 too uWu bwoody, ^-^ and >w< the UwU end :3 of it 
^.^ Unknyown uWu to >w< the ^.^ beginnying. 
xDD SICINyIUS. Noble uWu Menyenyius, 
;;w;; Be :33 you :33 then ÚwÚ as >w< the ÚwÚ peopwe's uWu officew. 
>_> Mastews, lay OwO down ^-^ youw OwO weapons. 
BRUTUS. :3 Go UwU nyot home. 
xDD SICINyIUS. Meet on >w< the market-place. >w< We'ww ^-^ attend :33 you >_> thewe; 
Where, >_> if :33 you >_< bwing UwU nyot ^w^ Mawcius, x3 we'ww uWu pwoceed 
^.^ In x3 ouw >_> fiwst way. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. >_< I'ww >_< bwing xDD him uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
^w^ [To >w< the SENATORS] Let :33 me desire ^-^ youw xDD company; UwU he must come, 
>_> Ow what is ^-^ wowst >w< wiww ^w^ fowwow. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. xDD Pway :33 you let's uWu to ^-^ him. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ Wome. ^.^ The house :3 of >_< COWIOWANyUS 

^-^ Entew >_< COWIOWANyUS xDD with ^.^ NyOBWES 

:3 COWIOWANyUS. Let them xDD puww ;;w;; aww uWu about mine >_> eaws, present :33 me 
uWu Death on >w< the wheel >w< ow :3 at wild horses' OwO heews; 
>_> Ow pile >_< ten ^.^ hiwws on >w< the Tarpeian UwU wock, 
:33 That >w< the :33 pwecipitation :33 might OwO down >_> stwetch 
Below >w< the ÚwÚ beam :3 of :3 sight; yet >w< wiww ^-^ I OwO stiww 
;;w;; Be UwU thus uWu to uWu them. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ PATWICIAN. You do >w< the OwO nyobwew. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ I :33 muse >_> my mother 
^w^ Does UwU nyot ÚwÚ appwove :33 me ÚwÚ fuwthew, ;;w;; who >_> was UwU wont 
>_< To UwU caww them ÚwÚ woowwen ^w^ vassaws, things >w< cweated 
>_< To :3 buy ^-^ and :3 seww xDD with >_< gwoats; uWu to ^w^ show uWu bawe UwU heads 
^.^ In ^-^ congwegations, uWu to :33 yawn, >_< be ^.^ stiww, ^-^ and >_> wondew, 
When >w< onye but :3 of >_> my >_< owdinyance >w< stood :3 up 
>_< To UwU speak :3 of peace >w< ow ^.^ waw. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ VOWUMNyIA 

^-^ I ^-^ tawk :3 of ;;w;; you: 
^.^ Why >w< did :33 you :33 wish :33 me :33 miwdew? >w< Wouwd :33 you have :33 me 
OwO Fawse uWu to >_> my x3 nyatuwe? :3 Wathew say ^-^ I uWu pway 
^.^ The man ^-^ I >w< am. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. OwO O, sir, sir, sir, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd have ^w^ had :33 you put ^-^ youw ÚwÚ powew ^w^ weww on 
:3 Befowe :33 you ^w^ had worn it x3 out. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. Let ^w^ go. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. You :33 might have OwO been :33 enyough >w< the man :33 you are 
With ;;w;; stwiving less uWu to >_< be uWu so; UwU wessew ^w^ had OwO been 
^.^ The thwartings :3 of ^-^ youw UwU dispositions, >_> if 
You ^w^ had UwU nyot UwU show'd them how xDD ye were ÚwÚ dispos'd, 
Ere :33 they ^-^ wack'd ÚwÚ powew uWu to x3 cwoss ÚwÚ you. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. Let them >w< hang. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. x3 Ay, ^-^ and burn >_< too. 

^-^ Entew MENENIUS xDD with >w< the SENATORS 

:3 MENyENyIUS. uWu Come, come, :33 you have OwO been x3 too :33 wough, x3 something x3 too rough; 
You must ^w^ wetuwn ^-^ and :33 mend uWu it. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Thewe's xDD nyo ^.^ wemedy, 
Unless, :3 by UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^.^ doing, x3 ouw ^w^ good OwO city 
Cleave ^-^ in >w< the :33 midst ^-^ and perish. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. xDD Pway >_< be ^.^ counseww'd; 
^-^ I have a :33 heawt ÚwÚ as ^-^ wittwe :3 apt ÚwÚ as ^-^ youws, 
xDD But yet a ^.^ bwain ^w^ that >_< weads >_> my ÚwÚ use :3 of :33 angew 
>_< To xDD bettew vantage. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, ^-^ nyobwe woman! 
:3 Befowe UwU he OwO shouwd UwU thus stoop uWu to >_> th' uWu hewd, but ^w^ that 
^.^ The >_< viowent >w< fit uWu o' >_> th' :3 time craves it ÚwÚ as UwU physic 
:3 Fow >w< the uWu whowe xDD state, ^-^ I :3 wouwd put mine x3 awmouw ;;w;; on, 
Which ^-^ I ^w^ can ÚwÚ scawcewy bear. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :3 What must ^-^ I do? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^-^ Wetuwn uWu to >_> th' ^-^ twibunyes. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. xDD Weww, what uWu then, what then? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^.^ Wepent what :33 you have spoke. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :3 Fow OwO them! ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot do it uWu to >w< the >w< gods; 
ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I :33 then do't uWu to them? 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. You are x3 too :3 absowute; 
OwO Though ÚwÚ thewein :33 you ^w^ can UwU nyevew >_< be x3 too ^-^ nyobwe 
xDD But uWu when ^w^ extwemities ^w^ speak. ^-^ I have heard :33 you say 
^.^ Honyouw ^-^ and policy, OwO wike ^-^ unsevew'd :3 fwiends, 
>_< I' >_> th' ^-^ waw do ÚwÚ gwow together; ÚwÚ gwant that, ^-^ and tell :33 me 
^.^ In peace what uWu each :3 of them :3 by >_> th' x3 othew ;;w;; wose 
:33 That :33 they combine UwU nyot >w< thewe. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ Tush, tush! 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD A ^w^ good xDD demand. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. UwU If it >_< be >w< honyouw ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^.^ waws uWu to seem 
^.^ The ^-^ same :33 you are not, xDD which for ^-^ youw uWu best ^w^ ends 
You ÚwÚ adopt ^-^ youw policy, how is it less >w< ow worse 
:33 That it >_< shaww hold companionship ^-^ in peace 
With >w< honyouw ÚwÚ as ^-^ in >w< waw; >_> since ^w^ that uWu to x3 both 
>_> It ^.^ stands ^-^ in OwO wike ^-^ wequest? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Why ÚwÚ fowce :33 you xDD this? 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. Because ^w^ that now it ^w^ wies :33 you on uWu to UwU speak 
>_< To >_> th' x3 peopwe, UwU nyot :3 by ^-^ youw ^-^ own :3 instwuction, 
>_> Nyow :3 by >_> th' :3 mattew xDD which ^-^ youw :33 heawt x3 pwompts ^.^ you, 
xDD But xDD with >_< such >_> wowds ^w^ that are but ^-^ woted ^-^ in 
;;w;; Youw uWu tongue, though but uWu bastawds ^-^ and ÚwÚ sywwabwes 
Of xDD nyo allowance uWu to ^-^ youw :3 bosom's xDD twuth. 
xDD Nyow, ^w^ this xDD nyo :33 mowe dishonours :33 you :3 at ;;w;; aww 
uWu Than uWu to ^w^ take ^-^ in a UwU town xDD with ÚwÚ gentwe >_< wowds, 
Which else :3 wouwd put :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw xDD fowtunye ^-^ and 
^.^ The ;;w;; hazawd :3 of ÚwÚ much >w< bwood. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd x3 dissembwe xDD with >_> my ;;w;; nyatuwe >w< whewe 
^w^ My UwU fowtunyes ^-^ and >_> my >w< fwiends :3 at ^-^ stake ;;w;; wequiw'd 
^-^ I OwO shouwd do ;;w;; so ^-^ in honour. ^-^ I am ^-^ in ^w^ this 
;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ youw son, uWu these uWu senyatows, >w< the :3 nyobwes; 
And :33 you >w< wiww :3 wathew ^w^ show x3 ouw ^-^ genyewaw ;;w;; wouts 
UwU How :33 you ^w^ can frown, than ÚwÚ spend a ^w^ fawn upon >w< 'em 
:3 Fow >w< the inheritance :3 of their >_< woves ^-^ and safeguard 
Of what ^w^ that >_< want :33 might ruin. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Noble :33 wady! 
uWu Come, ^w^ go xDD with us, UwU speak UwU faiw; :33 you ^w^ may salve ;;w;; so, 
uWu Nyot what is ^w^ dangewous >_> pwesent, but >w< the ^.^ wos 
Of what is past. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. ^-^ I >_> pwithee uWu nyow, ^w^ My son, 
:3 Go uWu to them xDD with ^w^ this OwO bonnyet ^-^ in thy UwU hand; 
And UwU thus far having UwU stwetch'd uWu it- ÚwÚ hewe >_< be xDD with them- 
>w< Thy :33 knyee :3 bussing >w< the >w< stonyes- for ^-^ in >_< such busines 
xDD Action is >w< ewoquence, ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ eyes :3 of >_> th' ignorant 
x3 Mowe >_> weawnyed than >w< the ÚwÚ eaws- xDD waving thy head, 
Which x3 often UwU thus >w< cowwecting UwU thy-stout heart, 
:3 Nyow OwO humbwe ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< wipest ^-^ muwbewwy 
:33 That >w< wiww UwU nyot hold >w< the >_< handwing. >_> Ow say uWu to them 
Thou UwU awt their >w< sowdiew UwU and, being uWu bwed ^-^ in :3 bwoiws, 
Hast UwU nyot >w< the UwU soft x3 way which, >w< thou dost ÚwÚ confess, 
^.^ Wewe >w< fit for ÚwÚ thee uWu to :33 use, ÚwÚ as :33 they uWu to uWu cwaim, 
^.^ In ^.^ asking their ^w^ good >w< woves; but >w< thou OwO wiwt ;;w;; fwame 
xDD Thysewf, forsooth, hereafter ;;w;; theiws, ;;w;; so far 
:33 As >w< thou UwU hast ÚwÚ powew ^-^ and ^w^ pewson. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^.^ This but ^w^ donye 
uWu Even ÚwÚ as she >_< speaks, OwO why, their ^-^ heawts were >_< youws; 
:3 Fow :33 they have xDD pawdons, being ^w^ ask'd, ÚwÚ as >w< fwee 
:33 As >_> wowds uWu to ^-^ wittwe ÚwÚ puwpose. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. ^-^ Pwithee uWu nyow, 
^.^ Go, ^-^ and >_< be ;;w;; wuw'd; although ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< thou ^.^ hadst :3 wathew 
Follow ^w^ thinye enemy ^-^ in a ^-^ fiewy ;;w;; guwf 
uWu Than flatter xDD him ^-^ in a >_< bowew. 

^-^ Entew COMINIUS 

uWu Hewe is ;;w;; Cominyius. 
:33 COMINyIUS. ^-^ I have OwO been ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU mawket-pwace; UwU and, sir, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< fit 
You uWu make strong x3 pawty, >w< ow defend :33 youwsewf 
By calmness >w< ow :3 by :3 absence; all's ^-^ in >w< angew. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^w^ Onwy ^.^ faiw UwU speech. 
:33 COMINyIUS. ^-^ I xDD think 'twill ^-^ sewve, >_> if UwU he 
>_> Can x3 theweto ;;w;; fwame ^.^ his ^w^ spiwit. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. He must ^-^ and :3 wiww. 
^-^ Pwithee uWu nyow, say :33 you will, ^-^ and ^w^ go uWu about uWu it. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I ^w^ go ^w^ show them >_> my ^w^ unbawb'd ÚwÚ sconce? ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I 
With >_> my base tongue >w< give uWu to >_> my ^-^ nyobwe :33 heawt 
xDD A >_< wie ^w^ that it must bear? xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ do't; 
uWu Yet, were >w< thewe but ^w^ this :33 singwe :3 pwot uWu to >_> wose, 
^.^ This >w< mouwd :3 of ^w^ Mawcius, :33 they uWu to ^-^ dust OwO shouwd grind ^w^ it, 
And throw't ÚwÚ against >w< the ÚwÚ wind. >_< To >_> th' ^w^ mawket-pwace! 
You have put :33 me now uWu to >_< such a ^.^ pawt xDD which UwU nyevew 
^-^ I >_< shaww >w< dischawge uWu to >_> th' ÚwÚ wife. 
:33 COMINyIUS. uWu Come, come, x3 we'ww x3 pwompt ÚwÚ you. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. ^-^ I >_> pwithee uWu nyow, sweet son, ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU hast ^-^ said 
^w^ My ;;w;; pwaises uWu made ÚwÚ thee >_> fiwst a ^.^ sowdiew, ;;w;; so, 
>_< To have >_> my praise for ^w^ this, :33 pewfowm a ^.^ pawt 
Thou UwU hast UwU nyot ^w^ donye OwO befowe. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. xDD Weww, ^-^ I must ^-^ do't. 
:3 Away, >_> my >_> disposition, ^-^ and UwU possess :33 me 
^.^ Some x3 hawwot's ^-^ spiwit! ^w^ My :33 thwoat :3 of ^-^ waw >_< be uWu tuwn'd, 
Which quier'd xDD with >_> my :3 dwum, uWu into a xDD pipe 
ÚwÚ Smaww ÚwÚ as :3 an x3 eunyuch >w< ow >w< the ^.^ viwgin :3 voice 
:33 That ^-^ babies ÚwÚ wuwws asleep! ^.^ The ^-^ smiwes :3 of xDD knyaves 
uWu Tent ^-^ in >_> my uWu cheeks, ^-^ and UwU schoowboys' tears ^w^ take :3 up 
^.^ The glasses :3 of >_> my ^.^ sight! xDD A UwU beggaw's tongue 
Make ÚwÚ motion through >_> my lips, ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ awm'd knees, 
>_< Who x3 bow'd but ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ stiwwup, ;;w;; bend OwO wike ^.^ his 
:33 That hath >_> weceiv'd :3 an ^.^ awms! ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> do't, 
ÚwÚ West ^-^ I surcease uWu to >w< honyouw mine ^-^ own truth, 
And :3 by >_> my ^w^ body's action ^-^ teach >_> my ;;w;; mind 
xDD A :3 most inherent baseness. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. x3 At thy UwU choice, ^w^ then. 
>_< To >w< beg :3 of ^-^ thee, it is >_> my :33 mowe :3 dishonyouw 
uWu Than >w< thou :3 of uWu them. ^w^ Come ;;w;; aww uWu to ruin. Let 
>w< Thy mother :3 wathew feel thy ^-^ pwide than ^w^ feaw 
>w< Thy ^w^ dangewous uWu stoutnyess; for ^-^ I ;;w;; mock :3 at ÚwÚ death 
With ÚwÚ as :3 big :33 heawt ÚwÚ as xDD thou. :3 Do ÚwÚ as >w< thou list. 
>w< Thy :33 vawiantnyess >_> was uWu minye, >w< thou :33 suck'dst it OwO fwom x3 me; 
xDD But ^-^ owe thy ^-^ pwide ^.^ thysewf. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. xDD Pway >_< be :33 content. 
x3 Mothew, ^-^ I am going uWu to >w< the UwU mawket-pwace; 
>w< Chide :33 me xDD nyo >w< mowe. >_< I'ww mountebank their ^w^ woves, 
^.^ Cog their ^-^ heawts OwO fwom them, ^-^ and come home ÚwÚ bewov'd 
Of ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU twades ^-^ in ^.^ Wome. x3 Wook, ^-^ I am going. 
Commend :33 me uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ wife. >_< I'ww ^w^ wetuwn ;;w;; consuw, 
>_> Ow UwU nyevew xDD twust uWu to what >_> my tongue ^w^ can do 
>_< I' >_> th' x3 way :3 of ;;w;; fwattewy further. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. :3 Do ^-^ youw :3 wiww. x3 Exit 
:33 COMINyIUS. ;;w;; Away! ^.^ The tribunes do ^-^ attend ÚwÚ you. Arm :33 youwsewf 
>_< To answer :33 miwdwy; for :33 they are x3 pwepaw'd 
With xDD accusations, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I uWu heaw, :33 mowe strong 
uWu Than are upon :33 you yet. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ The :3 wowd is 'mildly.' xDD Pway :33 you let uWu us ^w^ go. 
Let them :33 accuse :33 me :3 by >_> invention; ^-^ I 
Will answer ^-^ in mine honour. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. x3 Ay, but xDD miwdwy. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. xDD Weww, mildly >_< be it ^-^ then- xDD miwdwy. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ Wome. ^.^ The Forum 

^-^ Entew uWu SICINyIUS ^-^ and x3 BWUTUS 

BRUTUS. ^.^ In ^w^ this point charge xDD him ;;w;; home, ^w^ that UwU he :3 affects 
>_< Tywannyicaw >_< powew. UwU If UwU he evade uWu us there, 
^.^ Enfowce xDD him xDD with ^.^ his >_< envy uWu to >w< the x3 peopwe, 
And ^w^ that >w< the :33 spoiw ^w^ got on >w< the >w< Antiates 
uWu Was >w< nye'ew OwO distwibuted. 

^-^ Entew :3 an AEDILE 

^w^ What, >w< wiww UwU he come? 
UwU AEDIWE. He's coming. 
BRUTUS. UwU How >_> accompanyied? 
UwU AEDIWE. With old uWu Menyenyius, ^-^ and those ^.^ senyatows 
:33 That uWu awways ^.^ favouw'd ^-^ him. 
xDD SICINyIUS. >_< Have :33 you a catalogue 
Of ;;w;; aww >w< the uWu voices ^w^ that ;;w;; we have UwU pwocuw'd, 
^-^ Set OwO down :3 by >_> th' xDD poww? 
UwU AEDIWE. ^-^ I x3 have; ÚwÚ 'tis OwO weady. 
xDD SICINyIUS. >_< Have :33 you ÚwÚ cowwected them :3 by :3 twibes? 
UwU AEDIWE. ^-^ I >w< have. 
xDD SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Assembwe uWu pwesentwy >w< the uWu peopwe xDD hithew; 
And uWu when :33 they >_> heaw :33 me say ^w^ 'It >_< shaww >_< be ;;w;; so 
>_< I' >_> th' >w< wight ^-^ and >_> stwength uWu o' >_> th' xDD commons' >_< be it OwO eithew 
:3 Fow >_< death, for OwO finye, >w< ow x3 banyishment, :33 then let them, 
UwU If ^-^ I say OwO finye, ^.^ cwy ^.^ 'Finye!'- >_> if >_< death, ^.^ cwy 'Death!' 
Insisting on >w< the old ÚwÚ pwewogative 
And ÚwÚ powew ^.^ i' >_> th' >_> twuth uWu o' >_> th' cause. 
UwU AEDIWE. ^-^ I >_< shaww :3 infowm uWu them. 
BRUTUS. And uWu when >_< such :3 time :33 they have >_< begun uWu to OwO cwy, 
Let them UwU nyot x3 cease, but xDD with a :33 din confus'd 
^.^ Enfowce >w< the present UwU execution 
Of what ;;w;; we >_> chance uWu to UwU sentence. 
UwU AEDIWE. ^w^ Vewy ^.^ weww. 
xDD SICINyIUS. Make them >_< be strong, ^-^ and ready for ^w^ this uWu hint, 
When ;;w;; we >_< shaww >_< hap uWu to ^.^ give't uWu them. 
BRUTUS. :3 Go uWu about uWu it. x3 Exit AEDILE 
xDD Put xDD him uWu to choler straight. He hath OwO been ÚwÚ us'd 
x3 Evew uWu to conquer, ^-^ and uWu to have ^.^ his worth 
Of >w< contwadiction; being once :33 chaf'd, UwU he ;;w;; cannyot 
;;w;; Be :33 wein'd ;;w;; again uWu to ÚwÚ tempewance; :33 then UwU he ;;w;; speaks 
What's ^-^ in ^.^ his heart, ^-^ and ^w^ that is >w< thewe xDD which OwO wooks 
With uWu us uWu to x3 bweak ^.^ his uWu nyeck. 

^-^ Entew uWu COWIOWANyUS, MENENIUS ^-^ and :33 COMINyIUS, xDD with ÚwÚ othews 

xDD SICINyIUS. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ hewe UwU he :33 comes. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^-^ Cawmwy, ^-^ I do uWu beseech ÚwÚ you. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ as :3 an ostler, ^w^ that for >_> th' :33 poowest piece 
Will ;;w;; beaw >w< the ÚwÚ knyave :3 by >_> th' ^.^ vowume. Th' ÚwÚ honyouw'd UwU gods 
uWu Keep ^w^ Wome ^-^ in :3 safety, ^-^ and >w< the >w< chaiws :3 of ÚwÚ justice 
^.^ Suppwied xDD with ^-^ wowthy men! UwU pwant :33 wove among's! 
:33 Thwong x3 ouw uWu wawge temples xDD with >w< the :3 shows :3 of OwO peace, 
And UwU nyot x3 ouw uWu stweets xDD with war! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. xDD Amen, :3 amen! 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD A ^-^ nyobwe wish. 

^-^ We-entew the.AEDILE,with >w< the plebeians 

xDD SICINyIUS. Draw >_> nyeaw, xDD ye people. 
UwU AEDIWE. List uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ twibunyes. UwU Audience! OwO peace, ^-^ I uWu say! 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ Fiwst, >_> heaw :33 me ^w^ speak. 
xDD BOTH TRIBUNES. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ say. ^w^ Peace, uWu ho! 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I >_< be charg'd xDD nyo further than ^w^ this ;;w;; pwesent? 
ÚwÚ Must ;;w;; aww determine :33 hewe? 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^-^ I do :3 demand, 
UwU If :33 you x3 submit :33 you uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ peopwe's ^.^ voices, 
>_< Awwow their >_> officews, ^-^ and are ÚwÚ content 
>_< To :3 suffew x3 wawfuw ;;w;; censuwe for >_< such xDD fauwts 
:33 As >_< shaww >_< be prov'd upon ÚwÚ you. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ I am :33 content. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 Wo, uWu citizens, UwU he x3 says UwU he is :33 content. 
^.^ The ;;w;; wawwike UwU sewvice UwU he has x3 donye, uWu considew; xDD think 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the >_< wounds ^.^ his body bears, xDD which ^w^ show 
>w< Wike xDD gwaves ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU howy ^w^ chuwchyawd. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :33 Scwatches xDD with ^-^ bwiews, 
x3 Scaws uWu to ^.^ move laughter ^w^ onwy. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Consider ÚwÚ fuwthew, 
:33 That uWu when UwU he ;;w;; speaks UwU nyot OwO wike a :33 citizen, 
You find xDD him OwO wike a soldier; do UwU nyot ^w^ take 
:33 His rougher :33 accents for malicious sounds, 
>w< But, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I say, >_< such ÚwÚ as ^-^ become a >w< sowdiew 
:3 Wathew than >_< envy ÚwÚ you. 
:33 COMINyIUS. xDD Weww, well! :33 Nyo >w< mowe. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :3 What is >w< the >w< mattew, 
:33 That being >_< pass'd for >_< consuw xDD with full >_> voice, 
^-^ I am ;;w;; so >w< dishonyouw'd ^w^ that >w< the :3 vewy hour 
You ^w^ take it off >_> again? 
xDD SICINyIUS. :33 Answew uWu to :33 us. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. Say >_> then; ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; twue, ^-^ I OwO ought >_< so. 
xDD SICINyIUS. OwO We charge :33 you ^w^ that :33 you have ÚwÚ contwiv'd uWu to ^w^ take 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ Wome ;;w;; aww season'd ;;w;; office, ^-^ and uWu to ^.^ wind 
UwU Youwsewf uWu into a ÚwÚ powew ÚwÚ tywannyicaw; 
:3 Fow xDD which :33 you are a UwU twaitow uWu to >w< the people. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. How- >_< twaitow? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Nay, ^.^ tempewatewy! ;;w;; Youw >w< pwomise. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ The ^.^ fiwes ^.^ i' >_> th' lowest uWu heww :33 fowd ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; peopwe! 
x3 Caww :33 me their xDD twaitow! Thou >_> injuwious ^.^ twibunye! 
;;w;; Within ^w^ thinye ^.^ eyes :33 sat twenty >_> thousand x3 deaths, 
^.^ In thy >w< hands UwU cwutch'd ÚwÚ as uWu many millions, ^-^ in 
>w< Thy lying tongue x3 both :3 nyumbews, ^-^ I :3 wouwd say 
^.^ 'Thou liest' >_< unto ÚwÚ thee xDD with a :3 voice ÚwÚ as >w< fwee 
:33 As ^-^ I do pray >w< the ;;w;; gods. 
xDD SICINyIUS. Mark :33 you ^w^ this, ^.^ peopwe? 
>_> PWEBEIANS. >_< To >_> th' UwU wock, uWu to >_> th' UwU wock, xDD with uWu him! 
xDD SICINyIUS. xDD Peace! 
OwO We need UwU nyot put xDD nyew :3 mattew uWu to ^.^ his :33 chawge. 
:3 What :33 you have seen xDD him do ^-^ and heard xDD him :3 speak, 
Beating ^-^ youw >_> officews, >w< cuwsing ^-^ youwsewves, 
>w< Opposing OwO waws xDD with strokes, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe >_< defying 
Those :3 whose >_> gweat ÚwÚ powew must xDD twy :3 him- uWu even ^w^ this, 
So UwU cwiminyaw ^-^ and ^-^ in >_< such capital kind, 
Deserves >_> th' >_> extwemest ^-^ death. 
BRUTUS. xDD But >_> since UwU he hath 
uWu Sewv'd ^w^ weww for ^-^ Wome- 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :3 What do :33 you >_< pwate :3 of UwU sewvice? 
BRUTUS. ^-^ I ^-^ tawk :3 of ^w^ that ^w^ that >_< knyow uWu it. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :3 You! 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Is ^w^ this >w< the x3 pwomise ^w^ that :33 you uWu made ^-^ youw >_> mothew? 
:33 COMINyIUS. >_< Knyow, ^-^ I pray >w< you- 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. >_< I'ww >_< knyow xDD nyo further. 
Let them :33 pwonyounce >w< the OwO steep Tarpeian >_< death, 
OwO Vagabond ÚwÚ exiwe, :33 fwaying, pent uWu to >w< wingew 
xDD But xDD with a UwU gwain a x3 day, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot :3 buy 
uWu Theiw :33 mewcy :3 at >w< the ^.^ pwice :3 of >w< onye ^.^ faiw word, 
>_> Nyow check >_> my ÚwÚ couwage for what :33 they ^w^ can give, 
>_< To have't xDD with saying ^.^ 'Good ^.^ mowwow.' 
xDD SICINyIUS. :3 Fow ^w^ that UwU he UwU has- 
:33 As ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ^-^ in xDD him uWu wies- OwO fwom :3 time uWu to :3 time 
uWu Envied ÚwÚ against >w< the x3 peopwe, :3 seeking ÚwÚ means 
>_< To pluck xDD away their OwO powew; ÚwÚ as now :3 at last 
ÚwÚ Given :3 hostiwe strokes, ^-^ and ^w^ that UwU nyot ^-^ in >w< the presence 
Of ;;w;; dweaded UwU justice, but on >w< the ÚwÚ minyistews 
:33 That do :3 distwibute uWu it- ^-^ in >w< the name uWu o' >_> th' x3 peopwe, 
And ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ powew :3 of uWu us >w< the >_< twibunyes, ^-^ we, 
Ev'n OwO fwom ^w^ this ^-^ instant, banish xDD him x3 ouw ;;w;; city, 
^.^ In peril :3 of :33 pwecipitation 
^w^ Fwom off >w< the x3 wock OwO Tawpeian, UwU nyevew :33 mowe 
>_< To UwU entew x3 ouw ^w^ Wome >w< gates. >_< I' >_> th' ÚwÚ peopwe's ;;w;; nyame, 
^-^ I say it >_< shaww >_< be >_< so. 
>_> PWEBEIANS. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be ;;w;; so, it >_< shaww >_< be so! Let xDD him uWu away! 
He's banish'd, ^-^ and it >_< shaww >_< be >_< so. 
:33 COMINyIUS. Hear me, >_> my >w< mastews ^-^ and >_> my UwU common xDD fwiends- 
xDD SICINyIUS. He's >_< sentenc'd; xDD nyo :33 mowe hearing. 
:33 COMINyIUS. Let :33 me ^w^ speak. 
^-^ I have OwO been ;;w;; consuw, ^-^ and ^w^ can ^w^ show for ^w^ Wome 
ÚwÚ Hew xDD enyemies' ^-^ mawks upon >w< me. ^-^ I do :33 wove 
^w^ My ^-^ countwy's ^w^ good xDD with a ^w^ wespect :33 mowe ^.^ tendew, 
x3 Mowe UwU howy ^-^ and profound, than mine ^-^ own >_< wife, 
^w^ My dear >w< wife's x3 estimate, ;;w;; hew xDD womb's ÚwÚ incwease 
And >w< tweasuwe :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ woins. UwU Then >_> if ^-^ I :3 wouwd 
OwO Speak that- 
xDD SICINyIUS. OwO We >_< knyow ^-^ youw uWu dwift. OwO Speak UwU what? 
BRUTUS. Thewe's xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu to >_< be ^w^ said, but UwU he is banish'd, 
:33 As enemy uWu to >w< the uWu peopwe ^-^ and ^.^ his uWu countwy. 
>_> It >_< shaww >_< be >_< so. 
>_> PWEBEIANS. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be ;;w;; so, it >_< shaww >_< be >_< so. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. YOU UwU common ^.^ cwy :3 of UwU cuws, :3 whose >_< bweath ^-^ I hate 
:33 As x3 week uWu o' >_> th' >w< wotten x3 fens, :3 whose >_< woves ^-^ I prize 
:33 As >w< the ^-^ dead ÚwÚ cawcasses :3 of ^-^ unbuwied ^-^ men 
:33 That do :33 cowwupt >_> my ^-^ aiw- ^-^ I banish ÚwÚ you. 
And ÚwÚ hewe UwU wemain xDD with ^-^ youw uWu uncewtainty! 
Let >_> evewy feeble >_> wumouw shake ^-^ youw ;;w;; heawts; 
;;w;; Youw :33 enyemies, xDD with OwO nyodding :3 of their xDD pwumes, 
:3 Fan :33 you uWu into despair! >_< Have >w< the ÚwÚ powew OwO stiww 
>_< To banish ^-^ youw ^-^ defendews, :3 tiww :3 at UwU wength 
;;w;; Youw ignorance- xDD which finds UwU nyot :3 tiww it :33 feews, 
>_< Making but >_> wesewvation :3 of :33 youwsewves 
UwU Stiww ^-^ youw ^-^ own foes- >w< dewivew :33 you 
:33 As :3 most xDD abated captives uWu to ÚwÚ some >w< nyation 
:33 That won :33 you :33 without xDD bwows! xDD Despising 
:3 Fow :33 you >w< the ;;w;; city, UwU thus ^-^ I ^w^ tuwn >_> my back; 
;;w;; Thewe is a UwU wowwd >_> ewsewhewe. 
Exeunt uWu COWIOWANyUS, 
:33 COMINyIUS, MENENIUS, xDD with >w< the x3 othew >_< PATWICIANS 
UwU AEDIWE. ^.^ The ÚwÚ peopwe's enemy is gone, is :33 gonye! 
;;w;; [They ;;w;; aww ;;w;; shout ^-^ and OwO thwow :3 up their :3 caps] 
>_> PWEBEIANS. >_< Ouw enemy is banish'd, UwU he is :33 gonye! Hoo-oo! 
xDD SICINyIUS. :3 Go see xDD him :33 out :3 at gates, ^-^ and x3 fowwow :3 him, 
:33 As UwU he hath >w< fowwow'd ^.^ you, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> despite; 
^w^ Give xDD him OwO desewv'd x3 vexation. Let a :3 guawd 
OwO Attend uWu us through >w< the UwU city. 
>_> PWEBEIANS. uWu Come, come, let's see xDD him :33 out :3 at gates; come! 
^.^ The UwU gods preserve x3 ouw ^-^ nyobwe uWu twibunyes! ^w^ Come. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ Wome. :3 Befowe a ^.^ gate :3 of >w< the OwO city 

^-^ Entew uWu COWIOWANyUS, ^w^ VOWUMNyIA, ^w^ VIWGIWIA, MENENIUS, :33 COMINyIUS, 
xDD with >w< the xDD young ;;w;; NyOBIWITY :3 of ^w^ Wome 

:3 COWIOWANyUS. uWu Come, uWu weave ^-^ youw :33 teaws; a ^w^ bwief farewell. ^.^ The beast 
With uWu many UwU heads x3 butts :33 me uWu away. Nay, mother, 
;;w;; Whewe is ^-^ youw ancient :3 couwage? You were ÚwÚ us'd 
>_< To say ^w^ extwemities >_> was >w< the x3 twiew :3 of >_< spiwits; 
:33 That UwU common ^.^ chances UwU common ^-^ men ^-^ couwd :3 beaw; 
:33 That uWu when >w< the >w< sea >_> was OwO cawm ;;w;; aww x3 boats UwU awike 
^w^ Show'd mastership ^-^ in OwO fwoating; fortune's uWu bwows, 
When :3 most ^w^ stwuck ;;w;; home, being ÚwÚ gentwe wounded craves 
xDD A ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ cunnying. You were ÚwÚ us'd uWu to :3 woad :33 me 
With precepts ^w^ that :3 wouwd uWu make invincible 
^.^ The :33 heawt ^w^ that :33 conn'd uWu them. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. O >_> heavens! O >_> heavens! 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. Nay, ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, ^-^ woman- 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. :3 Nyow >w< the ^.^ wed ^.^ pestiwence ;;w;; stwike ;;w;; aww UwU twades ^-^ in Rome, 
And UwU occupations perish! 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ What, x3 what, what! 
^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be :3 wov'd uWu when ^-^ I am uWu wack'd. Nay, mother, 
UwU Wesume ^w^ that ÚwÚ spiwit uWu when :33 you were UwU wont uWu to say, 
UwU If :33 you ^w^ had OwO been >w< the uWu wife :3 of Hercules, 
ÚwÚ Six :3 of ^.^ his x3 wabouws ;;w;; you'd have x3 donye, ^-^ and :33 sav'd 
;;w;; Youw :3 husband ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much uWu sweat. ^w^ Cominyius, 
Droop not; >_> adieu. Farewell, >_> my ÚwÚ wife, >_> my x3 mothew. 
>_< I'ww do ^w^ weww yet. Thou old ^-^ and OwO twue uWu Menyenyius, 
>w< Thy tears are >_> sawtew than a ÚwÚ youngew man's 
And :33 venyomous uWu to ^w^ thinye ^-^ eyes. ^w^ My x3 sometime General, 
^-^ I have seen ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; stewn, ^-^ and >w< thou UwU hast oft ^-^ behewd 
UwU Heawt-hawd'nying ÚwÚ spectacwes; tell uWu these ;;w;; sad :33 women 
'Tis ;;w;; fond uWu to ^w^ waiw :33 inyevitabwe strokes, 
:33 As ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to ÚwÚ waugh :3 at x3 'em. ^w^ My mother, :33 you wot ^w^ weww 
^w^ My ÚwÚ hazawds OwO stiww have OwO been ^-^ youw uWu sowace; ^-^ and 
^-^ Bewieve't UwU nyot >_< wightwy- though ^-^ I ^w^ go UwU awonye, 
>w< Wike uWu to a OwO wonyewy ^w^ dwagon, ^w^ that ^.^ his ÚwÚ fen 
uWu Makes UwU feaw'd ^-^ and ^w^ tawk'd :3 of :33 mowe than xDD seen- ^-^ youw ^-^ son 
Will >w< ow ^-^ exceed >w< the UwU common >w< ow >_< be caught 
With cautelous ;;w;; baits ^-^ and uWu pwactice. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. ^w^ My >_> fiwst son, 
uWu Whithew OwO wiwt >w< thou uWu go? Take ^w^ good OwO Cominyius 
With ÚwÚ thee awhile; determine on ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ couwse 
x3 Mowe than a wild >w< expostuwe uWu to uWu each >_> chance 
:33 That ÚwÚ stawts ^.^ i' >_> th' x3 way :33 befowe ;;w;; thee. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. O >w< the UwU gods! 
:33 COMINyIUS. >_< I'ww x3 fowwow ÚwÚ thee a OwO month, x3 devise xDD with >w< the 
;;w;; Whewe >w< thou xDD shawt rest, ^w^ that >w< thou ;;w;; mayst >_> heaw :3 of us, 
And ;;w;; we :3 of ;;w;; thee; ;;w;; so, >_> if >w< the :3 time ;;w;; thwust ^-^ fowth 
xDD A >_< cause for thy ;;w;; wepeaw, ;;w;; we >_< shaww UwU nyot ^.^ send 
ÚwÚ O'ew >w< the >_> vast UwU wowwd uWu to >w< seek a :33 singwe ;;w;; man, 
And ;;w;; wose advantage, xDD which x3 doth ^-^ evew cool 
>_< I' >_> th' ;;w;; absence :3 of >w< the >_< nyeedew. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Fawe xDD ye :3 weww; 
Thou UwU hast xDD yeaws upon ^-^ thee, ^-^ and >w< thou UwU awt x3 too full 
Of >w< the xDD waws' :3 suwfeits uWu to ^w^ go UwU wove xDD with >w< onye 
xDD That's yet ;;w;; unbwuis'd; >_< bwing :33 me but :33 out :3 at ^-^ gate. 
uWu Come, >_> my sweet ÚwÚ wife, >_> my x3 deawest mother, ^-^ and 
^w^ My >w< fwiends :3 of ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ touch; uWu when ^-^ I am forth, 
OwO Bid :33 me >w< faweweww, ^-^ and ^.^ smiwe. ^-^ I pray :33 you ^-^ come. 
uWu Whiwe ^-^ I UwU wemain ^w^ above >w< the >_< gwound :33 you >_< shaww 
Hear OwO fwom :33 me ^.^ stiww, ^-^ and UwU nyevew :3 of :33 me :3 aught 
xDD But what is OwO wike :33 me ;;w;; fowmewwy. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD That's >_< wowthiwy 
:33 As :33 any >_> eaw ^w^ can >w< heaw. uWu Come, let's UwU nyot weep. 
UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ couwd shake off but >w< onye seven xDD yeaws 
^w^ Fwom uWu these old xDD awms ^-^ and :33 wegs, :3 by >w< the ^w^ good gods, 
uWu I'd xDD with ÚwÚ thee >_> evewy foot. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand. 
^w^ Come. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ Wome. xDD A :33 stweet uWu nyeaw >w< the ^.^ gate 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 two ^.^ Twibunyes, uWu SICINyIUS ^-^ and x3 BWUTUS xDD with >w< the AEDILE 

xDD SICINyIUS. OwO Bid them ;;w;; aww ;;w;; home; ÚwÚ he's gone, ^-^ and x3 we'ww xDD nyo further. 
^.^ The ^.^ nyobiwity are :33 vex'd, whom ;;w;; we see have sided 
^.^ In ^.^ his :3 behawf. 
BRUTUS. :3 Nyow ;;w;; we have >_< shown x3 ouw :33 powew, 
Let uWu us seem >w< humbwew after it is ^w^ donye 
uWu Than uWu when it >_> was a-doing. 
xDD SICINyIUS. OwO Bid them home. 
Say their >_> gweat enemy is gone, ^-^ and :33 they 
:33 Stand ^-^ in their ancient ÚwÚ stwength. 
BRUTUS. OwO Dismiss them home. x3 Exit AEDILE 
uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ^.^ his x3 mothew. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ VOWUMNyIA, ^w^ VIWGIWIA, ^-^ and MENENIUS 

xDD SICINyIUS. xDD Wet's UwU nyot meet x3 hew. 
BRUTUS. UwU Why? 
xDD SICINyIUS. xDD They say she's x3 mad. 
BRUTUS. xDD They have xDD ta'en UwU nyote :3 of x3 us; :3 keep on ^-^ youw way. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. OwO O, Y'are ^w^ weww met; >_> th' >_> hoawded ^w^ pwague uWu o' >_> th' UwU gods 
OwO Wequite ^-^ youw love! 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^w^ Peace, OwO peace, >_< be UwU nyot ;;w;; so :33 woud. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. UwU If ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ couwd for weeping, :33 you OwO shouwd ÚwÚ heaw- 
Nay, ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww >_> heaw some. ^w^ [To >w< BWUTUS] Will :33 you >_< be :33 gonye? 
>_< VIWGIWIA. ^w^ [To xDD SICINyIUS] You >_< shaww x3 stay >_< too. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had >w< the 
ÚwÚ powew 
>_< To say ;;w;; so uWu to >_> my xDD husband. 
xDD SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Awe :33 you >w< mankind? 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. x3 Ay, xDD foow; is ^w^ that a OwO shame? UwU Nyote but ^w^ this, ;;w;; foow: 
uWu Was UwU nyot a man >_> my father? >_< Hadst >w< thou :3 foxship 
>_< To banish xDD him ^w^ that ^w^ stwuck :33 mowe ^.^ bwows for ^w^ Wome 
uWu Than >w< thou UwU hast ^-^ spoken :33 wowds? 
xDD SICINyIUS. O xDD bwessed >_> heavens! 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. ^.^ Moe ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ bwows than ^-^ evew >w< thou uWu wise words; 
And for ^.^ Wome's :33 good. >_< I'ww tell ÚwÚ thee UwU what- yet x3 go! 
Nay, but >w< thou xDD shawt x3 stay >_< too. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> my ^-^ son 
^.^ Wewe ^-^ in Arabia, ^-^ and thy tribe :33 befowe :3 him, 
:33 His ^w^ good >_< swowd ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; hand. 
xDD SICINyIUS. :3 What then? 
>_< VIWGIWIA. :3 What >_> then! 
x3 He'd uWu make :3 an UwU end :3 of thy posterity. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. xDD Bastawds ^-^ and ÚwÚ aww. 
Good ;;w;; man, >w< the >_< wounds ^w^ that UwU he does ;;w;; beaw for ^.^ Wome! 
:3 MENyENyIUS. uWu Come, come, >_< peace. 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU he ^w^ had ;;w;; continyued uWu to ^.^ his xDD countwy 
:33 As UwU he ^.^ began, ^-^ and UwU nyot :3 unknyit himself 
^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe xDD knyot UwU he ^w^ made. 
BRUTUS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU he >w< had. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. 'I :3 wouwd UwU he ÚwÚ had!' >_< 'Twas :33 you ^.^ incens'd >w< the x3 wabbwe- 
:33 Cats ^w^ that ^w^ can judge ÚwÚ as >_> fitwy :3 of ^.^ his worth 
:33 As ^-^ I ^w^ can :3 of those mysteries xDD which :3 heaven 
Will UwU nyot have earth uWu to know. 
BRUTUS. Pray, let's ^w^ go. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. xDD Nyow, pray, sir, x3 get :33 you gone; 
You have ^w^ donye a ^.^ bwave ^-^ deed. Ere :33 you go, >_> heaw ^.^ this: 
:33 As far ÚwÚ as x3 doth >w< the ^w^ Capitow ^-^ exceed 
^.^ The meanest house ^-^ in Rome, ;;w;; so far >_> my son- 
^.^ This ^w^ wady's :3 husband ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ this, do :33 you UwU see?- 
^-^ Whom :33 you have ÚwÚ banyish'd does ^-^ exceed :33 you an. 
BRUTUS. xDD Weww, UwU weww, x3 we'ww uWu weave ÚwÚ you. 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^.^ Why x3 stay ;;w;; we uWu to >_< be >_< baited 
With >w< onye ^w^ that ^-^ wants ;;w;; hew wits? Exeunt ^.^ TWIBUNyES 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. Take >_> my ^.^ pwayews xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< the UwU gods ^w^ had OwO nyothing else uWu to do 
xDD But uWu to ^w^ confiwm >_> my ^-^ cuwses. x3 Couwd ^-^ I meet >w< 'em 
xDD But once a x3 day, it :3 wouwd unclog >_> my :33 heawt 
Of what ^w^ wies >_< heavy to't. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. You have >_< towd them ;;w;; home, 
And, :3 by >_> my :33 twoth, :33 you have cause. >_< You'ww ÚwÚ sup xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. >_< Angew's >_> my >w< meat; ^-^ I ÚwÚ sup upon x3 mysewf, 
And ;;w;; so >_< shaww >w< stawve xDD with ^.^ feeding. uWu Come, let's ^w^ go. 
:33 Weave ^w^ this UwU faint ;;w;; puwing ^-^ and lament ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, 
^.^ In OwO angew, xDD Junyo-wike. uWu Come, come, ^-^ come. 
Exeunt ^w^ VOWUMNyIA ^-^ and :33 VIWGIWIA 
:3 MENyENyIUS. >w< Fie, >_< fie, :33 fie! x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
xDD A highway between ^w^ Wome ^-^ and :33 Antium 

^-^ Entew a ROMAN ^-^ and a >w< VOWSCE, OwO meeting 

^.^ WOMAN. ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you UwU weww, sir, ^-^ and :33 you >_< knyow x3 me; ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ I think, 
is Adrian. 
^.^ VOWSCE. >_> It is ;;w;; so, ^-^ siw. ^w^ Twuwy, ^-^ I have :3 fowgot ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ WOMAN. ^-^ I am a >w< Woman; ^-^ and >_> my ÚwÚ sewvices x3 awe, ÚwÚ as :33 you x3 awe, ÚwÚ against x3 'em. 
x3 Knyow :33 you :33 me >_< yet? 
^.^ VOWSCE. >w< Nyicanyow? ^w^ Nyo! 
^.^ WOMAN. ^.^ The x3 same, ^-^ siw. 
^.^ VOWSCE. YOU ^w^ had :33 mowe >w< beawd uWu when ^-^ I last OwO saw ^.^ you, but ^-^ youw :33 favouw is 
^w^ weww >_< appeaw'd :3 by ^-^ youw ;;w;; tongue. What's >w< the OwO nyews ^-^ in Rome? ^-^ I have a 
UwU nyote OwO fwom >w< the Volscian xDD state, uWu to find :33 you :33 out >w< thewe. You have 
^w^ weww :33 saved :33 me a >_< day's >_< jouwnyey. 
^.^ WOMAN. ;;w;; Thewe hath OwO been ^-^ in ^w^ Wome ^-^ stwange >w< insuwwections: >w< the uWu peopwe 
ÚwÚ against >w< the uWu senyatows, patricians, ^-^ and xDD nyobwes. 
^.^ VOWSCE. uWu Hath :3 been! Is it uWu ended, then? >_< Ouw ^.^ state :33 thinks UwU nyot uWu so; :33 they 
are ^-^ in a :3 most ;;w;; wawwike x3 pwepawation, ^-^ and hope uWu to come upon them ^-^ in 
>w< the ÚwÚ heat :3 of their :33 division. 
^.^ WOMAN. ^.^ The main UwU bwaze :3 of it is >_> past, but a xDD smaww >_> thing :3 wouwd uWu make 
it flame UwU again; for >w< the :33 nyobwes >_> weceive ;;w;; so uWu to :33 heawt >w< the banishment 
:3 of ^w^ that ^-^ wowthy Coriolanus ^w^ that :33 they are ^-^ in a ripe xDD aptnyess uWu to ^w^ take 
;;w;; aww ÚwÚ powew OwO fwom >w< the x3 peopwe, ^-^ and uWu to pluck OwO fwom them their tribunes 
for >w< evew. ^.^ This ^w^ wies glowing, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell ^.^ you, ^-^ and is almost mature 
for >w< the >_< viowent >_> bweaking x3 out. 
^.^ VOWSCE. Coriolanus >_< banyish'd! 
^.^ WOMAN. ^.^ Banyish'd, ^-^ siw. 
^.^ VOWSCE. You >w< wiww >_< be >_< wewcome xDD with ^w^ this intelligence, ;;w;; Nyicanyow. 
^.^ WOMAN. ^.^ The x3 day serves ^w^ weww for them UwU nyow. ^-^ I have heard it ^-^ said >w< the 
>w< fittest :3 time uWu to :33 cowwupt a man's uWu wife is uWu when she's ^w^ faww'n :33 out 
xDD with ;;w;; hew xDD husband. ;;w;; Youw ^-^ nyobwe Tullus >_< Aufidius >w< wiww ÚwÚ appeaw ^w^ weww ^-^ in 
uWu these wars, ^.^ his >_> gweat opposer, :3 Cowiowanyus, being now ^-^ in xDD nyo 
:33 wequest :3 of ^.^ his uWu countwy. 
^.^ VOWSCE. He ;;w;; cannyot >w< choose. ^-^ I am :3 most fortunate UwU thus ÚwÚ accidentawwy uWu to 
^w^ encountew you; :33 you have ÚwÚ ended >_> my ÚwÚ businyess, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww OwO mewwiwy 
UwU accompany :33 you home. 
^.^ WOMAN. ^-^ I >_< shaww between ^w^ this ^-^ and xDD suppew tell :33 you :3 most ^-^ stwange things 
OwO fwom Rome, ;;w;; aww tending uWu to >w< the ^w^ good :3 of their :33 advewsawies. >_< Have :33 you 
:3 an >w< awmy >_> weady, say :33 you? 
^.^ VOWSCE. xDD A :3 most ;;w;; woyaw :33 onye: >w< the >w< centuwions ^-^ and their charges, 
distinctly OwO biwweted, uWu awweady ^-^ in >_> th' entertainment, ^-^ and uWu to >_< be on 
^.^ foot :3 at :3 an ^.^ houw's :33 wawnying. 
^.^ WOMAN. ^-^ I am joyful uWu to >_> heaw :3 of their :3 weadinyess, ^-^ and am >w< the ;;w;; man, ^-^ I 
think, ^w^ that >_< shaww ^w^ set them ^-^ in present :3 action. ;;w;; So, sir, ;;w;; heawtiwy 
^w^ weww ^w^ met, ^-^ and :3 most ^.^ gwad :3 of ^-^ youw x3 company. 
^.^ VOWSCE. You ^w^ take >_> my ^.^ pawt OwO fwom me, ^-^ siw. ^-^ I have >w< the :3 most >_< cause uWu to >_< be 
^.^ gwad :3 of >w< youws. 
^.^ WOMAN. xDD Weww, let uWu us ^w^ go together. 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
Antium. :3 Befowe :3 AUFIDIUS' house 

^-^ Entew uWu COWIOWANyUS, ^-^ in UwU mean x3 appawew, ^w^ disguis'd ^-^ and UwU muffwed 

:3 COWIOWANyUS. xDD A goodly OwO city is ^w^ this Antium. :33 City, 
'Tis ^-^ I ^w^ that uWu made thy widows: uWu many :3 an >_< heiw 
Of uWu these ^.^ faiw edifices :3 fowe >_> my ^.^ waws 
>_< Have ^-^ I heard ^-^ gwoan ^-^ and drop. UwU Then >_< knyow :33 me uWu nyot. 
ÚwÚ West ^w^ that thy wives xDD with uWu spits ^-^ and >_< boys xDD with :3 stonyes, 
^.^ In puny >_< battwe xDD sway >w< me. 

^-^ Entew xDD A >_> CITIZEN 

^.^ Save ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
>_< CITIZEN. And ÚwÚ you. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :33 Diwect me, >_> if it >_< be ^-^ youw will, 
;;w;; Whewe >_> gweat >_< Aufidius uWu wies. Is UwU he ^-^ in ÚwÚ Antium? 
>_< CITIZEN. He UwU is, ^-^ and xDD feasts >w< the :33 nyobwes :3 of >w< the ^.^ state 
x3 At ^.^ his house ^w^ this night. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. Which is ^.^ his uWu house, uWu beseech :33 you? 
>_< CITIZEN. ^.^ This ÚwÚ hewe :33 befowe ÚwÚ you. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. uWu Thank ^.^ you, sir; farewell. x3 Exit >_> CITIZEN 
O world, thy >_< swippewy turns! ;;w;; Fwiends now fast :3 swown, 
>_< Whose >w< doubwe xDD bosoms ^-^ seems uWu to >_< weaw >w< onye heart, 
>_< Whose >_> houws, :3 whose UwU bed, :3 whose ^-^ meaw ^-^ and OwO exewcise 
;;w;; Awe OwO stiww xDD togethew, ;;w;; who UwU twin, ÚwÚ as xDD 'twewe, ^-^ in love, 
^.^ Unsepawabwe, >_< shaww >_> within ^w^ this hour, 
:3 On a dissension :3 of a doit, x3 bweak :33 out 
>_< To UwU bittewest ^.^ enmity; ;;w;; so OwO fewwest ^w^ foes, 
>_< Whose UwU passions ^-^ and :3 whose :3 pwots have ^.^ bwoke their OwO sweep 
>_< To ^w^ take >w< the >w< onye >w< the >w< othew, :3 by ÚwÚ some UwU chance, 
^.^ Some trick UwU nyot worth :3 an uWu egg, >_< shaww ÚwÚ gwow dear >w< fwiends 
And >_> intewjoin their issues. So xDD with ^.^ me: 
^w^ My :33 biwthpwace hate ;;w;; I, ^-^ and >_> my love's upon 
^.^ This enemy town. >_< I'ww enter. UwU If UwU he xDD sway me, 
He does ^.^ faiw ^-^ justice: >_> if UwU he >w< give :33 me OwO way, 
>_< I'ww do ^.^ his xDD countwy ^.^ sewvice. 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
Antium. :3 AUFIDIUS' house 

^w^ Music uWu pways. ^-^ Entew xDD A OwO SEWVINGMAN 

ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. Wine, x3 winye, OwO winye! :3 What UwU sewvice is ^w^ hewe! ^-^ I xDD think x3 ouw 
:3 fewwows are uWu asweep. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew uWu anyothew OwO SEWVINGMAN 

SECOND SERVANT.Where's uWu Cotus? ^w^ My ^w^ mastew >w< cawws for ^-^ him. 
Cotus! x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew >_< COWIOWANyUS 

:3 COWIOWANyUS. xDD A goodly ^w^ house. ^.^ The xDD feast >_< smewws UwU weww, but ^-^ I 
^w^ Appeaw UwU nyot OwO wike a ÚwÚ guest. 

^-^ We-entew >w< the >_> fiwst OwO SEWVINGMAN 

ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. :3 What :3 wouwd :33 you uWu have, ;;w;; fwiend? 
Whence are :33 you? Here's xDD nyo :3 pwace for ;;w;; you: pray ^w^ go uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ doow. 
x3 Exit 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ I have OwO desewv'd xDD nyo xDD bettew entertainment 
^.^ In being ÚwÚ Cowiowanyus. 

^-^ We-entew ;;w;; second OwO SEWVINGMAN 

SECOND >_< SEWVANT. Whence are ^.^ you, >_> siw? :3 Has >w< the ^w^ powtew ^.^ his ^.^ eyes ^-^ in ^.^ his 
^.^ head ^w^ that UwU he xDD gives entrance uWu to >_< such ÚwÚ companyions? xDD Pway x3 get :33 you x3 out. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Away! 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. ^w^ Away? Get :33 you uWu away. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. :3 Nyow >_> th' UwU awt OwO twoubwesome. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. ;;w;; Awe :33 you ;;w;; so brave? >_< I'ww have :33 you ^w^ tawk'd xDD with ;;w;; anyon. 

^-^ Entew a ^.^ thiwd UwU SEWVINGMAN. ^.^ The >_> fiwst x3 meets xDD him 

THIRD >_< SEWVANT. :3 What :3 fewwow's xDD this? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. xDD A ^-^ stwange >w< onye ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew ^-^ I OwO wook'd >_< on. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot x3 get xDD him 
:33 out uWu o' >_> th' ^w^ house. ^-^ Pwithee UwU caww >_> my ^w^ mastew uWu to ^-^ him. 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. :3 What have :33 you uWu to do ;;w;; hewe, fellow? xDD Pway :33 you ^.^ avoid >w< the 
^w^ house. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. Let :33 me but OwO stand- ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot hurt ^-^ youw ^w^ heawth. 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. :3 What are :33 you? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. xDD A xDD gentweman. 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. xDD A xDD mawv'wwous x3 poow ^w^ onye. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. OwO Twue, ;;w;; so ^-^ I >w< am. 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. xDD Pway ^.^ you, x3 poow ^w^ gentweman, ^w^ take :3 up ÚwÚ some x3 othew 
:3 station; >_> hewe's xDD nyo :3 pwace for ÚwÚ you. xDD Pway :33 you :33 avoid. ^w^ Come. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. Follow ^-^ youw xDD function, ^w^ go ^-^ and UwU batten on >_< cowd uWu bits. 
[Pushes xDD him xDD away OwO fwom :33 him] 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. ^w^ What, :33 you >w< wiww xDD nyot? ^-^ Pwithee tell >_> my ^w^ mastew what a 
^-^ stwange x3 guest UwU he has uWu hewe. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. And ^-^ I uWu shaww. x3 Exit 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. ;;w;; Whewe ^w^ dweww'st ^.^ thou? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. Under >w< the ^.^ canyopy. 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. Under >w< the canopy? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ Ay. 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. ^.^ Whewe's that? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. >_< I' >_> th' OwO city :3 of OwO kites ^-^ and ;;w;; cwows. 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. >_< I' >_> th' OwO city :3 of OwO kites ^-^ and :33 cwows! 
:3 What :3 an >w< ass it ^.^ is! UwU Then >w< thou ^w^ dweww'st xDD with ^w^ daws too? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I >_> sewve UwU nyot thy ÚwÚ mastew. 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. >w< How, :33 siw! :3 Do :33 you ^-^ meddwe xDD with >_> my master? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. >_> Ay; ÚwÚ 'tis :3 an OwO honyestew UwU sewvice than uWu to ^-^ meddwe xDD with thy 
mistress. Thou :33 pwat'st ^-^ and ÚwÚ pwat'st; >_> sewve xDD with thy trencher; 
hence! [Beats xDD him away] 

^-^ Entew ^.^ AUFIDIUS xDD with >w< the ;;w;; second OwO SEWVINGMAN 

>_< AUFIDIUS. ;;w;; Whewe is ^w^ this fellow? 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. >_> Hewe, sir; uWu I'd have >w< beaten xDD him OwO wike a UwU dog, but for 
UwU distuwbing >w< the ÚwÚ wowds within. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. Whence com'st ^.^ thou? :3 What wouldst ^.^ thou? >w< Thy ;;w;; nyame? 
^.^ Why ^-^ speak'st xDD nyot? Speak, man. What's thy ;;w;; nyame? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. [Unmuffling] If, ^.^ Tuwwus, 
uWu Nyot yet >w< thou know'st me, UwU and, ;;w;; seeing me, dost UwU nyot 
>w< Think :33 me for >w< the man ^-^ I am, necessity 
>_< Commands :33 me name uWu mysewf. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. :3 What is thy ;;w;; nyame? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. xDD A name x3 unmusicaw uWu to >w< the Volscians' >_> eaws, 
And ;;w;; hawsh ^-^ in sound uWu to thine. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. >w< Say, what's thy ;;w;; nyame? 
Thou has a ÚwÚ gwim >_< appeawance, ^-^ and thy UwU face 
ÚwÚ Beaws a UwU command OwO in't; though thy ;;w;; tackwe's ^-^ town, 
Thou ^w^ show'st a ^-^ nyobwe >_> vessew. What's thy ;;w;; nyame? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. Prepare thy ^.^ bwow uWu to frown- know'st >w< thou :33 me >_< yet? 
>_< AUFIDIUS. ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee uWu nyot. >w< Thy ;;w;; nyame? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ My name is ÚwÚ Caius ^w^ Mawcius, ;;w;; who hath ^w^ donye 
>_< To ÚwÚ thee particularly, ^-^ and uWu to ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< Vowsces, 
Great hurt ^-^ and UwU mischief; x3 theweto x3 witnyess ^w^ may 
^w^ My ;;w;; suwnyame, ÚwÚ Cowiowanyus. ^.^ The >w< painfuw service, 
^.^ The >_< extweme ^.^ dangews, ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ dwops :3 of UwU bwood 
^.^ Shed for >_> my >_< thankwess uWu countwy, are x3 wequited 
xDD But xDD with ^w^ that ^.^ suwnyame- a ^w^ good memory 
And x3 witnyess :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ mawice ^-^ and ;;w;; dispweasuwe 
Which >w< thou shouldst ;;w;; beaw >w< me. ^w^ Onwy ^w^ that name uWu wemains; 
^.^ The OwO cwuewty ^-^ and >_< envy :3 of >w< the x3 peopwe, 
Permitted :3 by x3 ouw dastard ^-^ nyobwes, ;;w;; who 
>_< Have ;;w;; aww uWu fowsook me, hath ^.^ devouw'd >w< the rest, 
;;w;; An ;;w;; suffew'd :33 me :3 by >_> th' :3 voice :3 of slaves uWu to >_< be 
UwU Whoop'd :33 out :3 of ^.^ Wome. :3 Nyow ^w^ this >_> extwemity 
uWu Hath brought :33 me uWu to thy hearth; UwU nyot :33 out :3 of x3 hope, 
Mistake :33 me not, uWu to >_< save >_> my ^-^ wife; for >_> if 
^-^ I ^w^ had UwU feaw'd >_< death, :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ men ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU wowwd 
^-^ I :3 wouwd have ^w^ 'voided ;;w;; thee; but ^-^ in mere uWu spite, 
>_< To >_< be full uWu quit :3 of those >_> my banishers, 
:33 Stand ^-^ I :33 befowe ÚwÚ thee uWu hewe. UwU Then >_> if >w< thou UwU hast 
xDD A :33 heawt :3 of ÚwÚ wweak ^-^ in ^-^ thee, ^w^ that OwO wiwt >_< wevenge 
>w< Thinye ^-^ own >_< pawticuwaw ^.^ wwongs ^-^ and >w< stop those x3 maims 
Of OwO shame seen through thy uWu countwy, >_< speed ÚwÚ thee straight 
And uWu make >_> my >w< misewy >_> sewve thy x3 tuwn. So ÚwÚ use it 
:33 That >_> my ;;w;; wevengefuw ÚwÚ sewvices ^w^ may >_< pwove 
:33 As uWu benyefits uWu to ;;w;; thee; for ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ fight 
Against >_> my cank'red xDD countwy xDD with >w< the spleen 
Of ;;w;; aww >w< the ^.^ undew fiends. xDD But >_> if ;;w;; so >_< be 
Thou dar'st UwU nyot ^w^ this, ^-^ and ^w^ that uWu to >_< pwove :33 mowe UwU fowtunyes 
>w< Th'awt uWu tiw'd, uWu then, ^-^ in a word, ^-^ I >w< awso am 
>_< Wongew uWu to >_< wive :3 most >_> weawy, ^-^ and present 
^w^ My :33 thwoat uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and uWu to thy ancient UwU mawice; 
Which UwU nyot uWu to cut :3 wouwd ^w^ show ÚwÚ thee but a >w< foow, 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I have ^-^ evew fowwowed ÚwÚ thee xDD with hate, 
Drawn tuns :3 of UwU bwood :33 out :3 of thy ^-^ countwy's breast, 
And ;;w;; cannyot >_< wive but uWu to thy >w< shame, UwU unwess 
>_> It >_< be uWu to do ÚwÚ thee ^.^ sewvice. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. O ^w^ Mawcius, ÚwÚ Mawcius! 
>_> Each :3 wowd >w< thou UwU hast ^-^ spoke hath weeded OwO fwom >_> my :33 heawt 
xDD A root :3 of ancient ÚwÚ envy. UwU If ÚwÚ Jupitew 
^.^ Shouwd OwO fwom yond ^-^ cwoud UwU speak ÚwÚ divinye ^.^ things, 
And say uWu ''Tis x3 twue,' uWu I'd UwU nyot xDD bewieve them :33 mowe 
uWu Than ^-^ thee, ;;w;; aww ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ Mawcius. Let :33 me ÚwÚ twinye 
Mine xDD awms uWu about ^w^ that ^.^ body, >w< whewe ÚwÚ against 
^w^ My x3 gwainyed ash :3 an x3 hundwed xDD times hath ^.^ bwoke 
And uWu scaww'd >w< the moon xDD with :33 spwintews; ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I :33 cwip 
^.^ The anvil :3 of >_> my ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ and do contest 
:33 As hotly ^-^ and ÚwÚ as ^w^ nyobwy xDD with thy :33 wove 
:33 As ^-^ evew ^-^ in ambitious >_> stwength ^-^ I >w< did 
^-^ Contend ÚwÚ against thy ÚwÚ vawouw. x3 Knyow >w< thou first, 
^-^ I :3 wov'd >w< the ÚwÚ maid ^-^ I >w< mawwied; UwU nyevew man 
uWu Sigh'd >_> twuew ^-^ bweath; but ^w^ that ^-^ I see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hewe, 
Thou ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ thing, :33 mowe dances >_> my rapt :33 heawt 
uWu Than uWu when ^-^ I >_> fiwst >_> my ÚwÚ wedded ÚwÚ mistwess OwO saw 
Bestride >_> my ^.^ thweshowd. :3 Why, >w< thou Mars, ^-^ I tell >w< the 
OwO We have a ÚwÚ powew on >w< foot, ^-^ and ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO puwpose 
;;w;; Once :33 mowe uWu to ;;w;; hew thy >_< tawget OwO fwom thy brawn, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; wose mine ;;w;; awm ;;w;; fow't. Thou UwU hast ^-^ beat :33 me :33 out 
uWu Twewve ;;w;; sevewaw xDD times, ^-^ and ^-^ I have xDD nyightwy >_> since 
Dreamt :3 of encounters 'twixt thyself ^-^ and >_> me- 
OwO We have OwO been OwO down x3 togethew ^-^ in >_> my xDD sweep, 
^w^ Unbuckwing :33 hewms, ;;w;; fisting uWu each UwU othew's ^w^ thwoat- 
And UwU wak'd :3 hawf ^-^ dead xDD with >w< nyothing. ;;w;; Wowthy ^w^ Mawcius, 
Had ;;w;; we xDD nyo x3 othew :3 quawwew else uWu to ^w^ Wome but ^w^ that 
Thou UwU awt thence banish'd, ;;w;; we :3 wouwd >w< mustew ;;w;; aww 
^w^ Fwom xDD twewve uWu to seventy, UwU and, xDD pouwing ^-^ waw 
>w< Into >w< the xDD bowews :3 of ungrateful Rome, 
>w< Wike a xDD bowd ^w^ fwood OwO o'ewbeat. OwO O, come, ^w^ go :33 in, 
And ^w^ take x3 ouw >_< fwiendwy ^.^ senyatows :3 by >_> th' OwO hands, 
>_< Who now are ;;w;; hewe, x3 taking their leaves :3 of :33 me 
>_< Who am x3 pwepaw'd ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw territories, 
OwO Though UwU nyot for ^w^ Wome ^-^ itsewf. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. You bless me, UwU gods! 
>_< AUFIDIUS. ;;w;; Thewefowe, :33 most. ^-^ absowute sir, >_> if >w< thou OwO wiwt have 
^.^ The leading :3 of ^w^ thinye ^-^ own xDD wevenges, ^w^ take 
Th' >w< onye :3 hawf :3 of >_> my x3 commission, ^-^ and ^w^ set ^.^ down- 
:33 As uWu best >w< thou UwU awt OwO expewienc'd, >_> since >w< thou know'st 
>w< Thy ^-^ countwy's >_> stwength ^-^ and ;;w;; weaknyess- ^w^ thinye ^-^ own OwO ways, 
^.^ Whethew uWu to uWu knyock ÚwÚ against >w< the ^-^ gates :3 of Rome, 
>_> Ow UwU wudewy ^-^ visit them ^-^ in x3 pawts UwU wemote 
>_< To xDD fwight them ^-^ ewe destroy. xDD But come in; 
Let :33 me >w< commend ÚwÚ thee >_> fiwst uWu to those ^w^ that >_< shaww 
Say ^-^ yea uWu to thy desires. xDD A >_> thousand ;;w;; wewcomes! 
And :33 mowe a uWu fwiend than e'er :3 an xDD enyemy; 
uWu Yet, ^w^ Mawcius, ^w^ that >_> was ^-^ much. ;;w;; Youw UwU hand; :3 most :3 wewcome! 
Exeunt >_< COWIOWANyUS ^-^ and ^.^ AUFIDIUS 

^.^ The x3 two ^.^ SEWVINGMEN come ;;w;; fowwawd 

ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. Here's a ^-^ stwange >w< awtewation! 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. By >_> my ;;w;; hand, ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 thought uWu to have strucken xDD him xDD with 
a cudgel; ^-^ and yet >_> my ;;w;; mind ÚwÚ gave :33 me ^.^ his ^-^ cwothes uWu made a x3 fawse >_< wepowt 
:3 of ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. :3 What :3 an ;;w;; awm UwU he has! He OwO tuwn'd :33 me uWu about xDD with ^.^ his 
finger ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ thumb, ÚwÚ as >w< onye :3 wouwd ^w^ set :3 up a ÚwÚ top. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. Nay, ^-^ I ^-^ knyew :3 by ^.^ his UwU face ^w^ that >w< thewe >_> was x3 something ^-^ in 
xDD him; UwU he >_< had, sir, a uWu kind :3 of OwO face, methought- ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell how uWu to 
term uWu it. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. He ^w^ had ;;w;; so, :33 wooking ÚwÚ as it were- >w< Wouwd ^-^ I were >_> hang'd, 
but ^-^ I :3 thought >w< thewe >_> was :33 mowe ^-^ in xDD him than ^-^ I ^-^ couwd think. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. So >w< did ;;w;; I, >_< I'ww >_< be sworn. He is >_> simpwy >w< the ;;w;; wawest 
man ^.^ i' >_> th' world. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. ^-^ I xDD think UwU he is; but a greater >w< sowdiew than UwU he :33 you wot 
>_< on. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. ^-^ Who, >_> my master? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. Nay, it's xDD nyo :3 mattew for UwU that. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. :33 Wowth six on ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. Nay, UwU nyot ;;w;; so :3 nyeithew; but ^-^ I ^w^ take xDD him uWu to >_< be >w< the 
greater ÚwÚ sowdiew. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. ^-^ Faith, >w< wook ^.^ you, >w< onye ;;w;; cannyot tell how uWu to say ^-^ that; 
for >w< the defence :3 of a UwU town x3 ouw ^-^ genyewaw is :33 excewwent. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. x3 Ay, ^-^ and for :3 an :3 assauwt >_< too. 

^-^ We-entew >w< the ^.^ thiwd OwO SEWVINGMAN 

THIRD >_< SEWVANT. O >_< swaves, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell :33 you >w< nyews- OwO nyews, :33 you :33 wascaws! 
OwO BOTH. ^w^ What, x3 what, UwU what? xDD Wet's x3 pawtake. 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be a >_< Woman, :3 of ;;w;; aww nations; 
^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ as lief >_< be a ÚwÚ condemn'd man. 
OwO BOTH. ;;w;; Whewefowe? wherefore? 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. :3 Why, >_> hewe's UwU he ^w^ that >_> was UwU wont uWu to thwack x3 ouw xDD genyewaw- 
ÚwÚ Caius ^w^ Mawcius. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. ^.^ Why do :33 you say 'thwack x3 ouw ;;w;; genyewaw'? 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. ^-^ I do UwU nyot say 'thwack x3 ouw general,' but UwU he >_> was uWu awways 
^w^ good :33 enyough for ^-^ him. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. uWu Come, ;;w;; we are :3 fewwows ^-^ and uWu fwiends. He >_> was ^-^ evew x3 too 
:33 hawd for :3 him, ^-^ I have heard xDD him say ;;w;; so ^.^ himsewf. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. He >_> was x3 too :33 hawd for xDD him directly, uWu to say >w< the ;;w;; twoth 
x3 on't; :33 befowe >w< Cowiowi UwU he scotch'd xDD him ^-^ and >_< nyotch'd xDD him OwO wike a 
;;w;; cawbonyado. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. ;;w;; An UwU he ^w^ had OwO been >_> cannyibawwy given, UwU he :33 might have 
ÚwÚ bwoiw'd ^-^ and x3 eaten xDD him >_< too. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. xDD But :33 mowe :3 of thy ^w^ nyews! 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. :3 Why, UwU he is ;;w;; so uWu made on ÚwÚ hewe >_> within ÚwÚ as >_> if UwU he were ^-^ son 
^-^ and >_< heiw uWu to ÚwÚ Maws; ^w^ set :3 at x3 uppew UwU end uWu o' >_> th' >_< tabwe; xDD nyo >w< question 
^w^ asked xDD him :3 by :33 any :3 of >w< the ^.^ senyatows but :33 they >_< stand ;;w;; bawd :33 befowe ^-^ him. 
>_< Ouw ^-^ genyewaw himself ^-^ makes a ÚwÚ mistwess :3 of :3 him, sanctifies himself 
>_> with's ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and :3 tuwns :3 up >w< the ^w^ white uWu o' >_> th' eye uWu to ^.^ his discourse. 
xDD But >w< the ÚwÚ bottom :3 of >w< the OwO nyews UwU is, x3 ouw ^-^ genyewaw is cut ^.^ i' >_> th' :3 middwe 
^-^ and but >w< onye :3 hawf :3 of what UwU he >_> was :33 yestewday, for >w< the x3 othew has :3 hawf 
:3 by >w< the xDD entweaty ^-^ and ÚwÚ gwant :3 of >w< the uWu whowe >_> tabwe. ;;w;; He'ww go, UwU he x3 says, 
^-^ and UwU soww >w< the ^w^ powtew :3 of ^w^ Wome ^-^ gates :3 by >_> th' ears; UwU he >w< wiww >_> mow ;;w;; aww 
OwO down :33 befowe :3 him, ^-^ and uWu weave ^.^ his >_> passage poll'd. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. And ÚwÚ he's ÚwÚ as OwO wike uWu to do't ÚwÚ as :33 any man ^-^ I ^w^ can ;;w;; imaginye. 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. OwO Do't! He >w< wiww ^.^ do't; for >w< wook ^.^ you, sir, UwU he has ÚwÚ as 
uWu many >w< fwiends ÚwÚ as enemies; xDD which :3 fwiends, sir, ÚwÚ as it UwU wewe, durst 
^w^ nyot- >w< wook ^.^ you, :3 siw- ^w^ show OwO themsewves, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we term ^w^ it, ^.^ his :3 fwiends, 
whilst ÚwÚ he's ^-^ in >_< diwectitude. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. ^-^ Diwectitude? What's that? 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. xDD But uWu when :33 they >_< shaww see, sir, ^.^ his ^w^ cwest :3 up ;;w;; again ^-^ and 
>w< the man ^-^ in uWu bwood, :33 they >w< wiww :33 out :3 of their :3 buwwows, OwO wike conies 
after OwO wain, ^-^ and UwU wevew :3 an xDD with ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. xDD But uWu when :3 goes ^w^ this >_< fowwawd? 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. xDD To-mowwow, uWu to-day, ^-^ pwesentwy. You >_< shaww have >w< the 
OwO dwum ^w^ stwuck :3 up ^w^ this ;;w;; aftewnyoon; ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ as it were >_< pawcew :3 of their 
x3 feast, ^-^ and uWu to >_< be executed ^-^ ewe :33 they uWu wipe their ^-^ wips. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. :3 Why, :33 then ;;w;; we >_< shaww have a stirring UwU wowwd again. 
^.^ This peace is OwO nyothing but uWu to rust iron, ÚwÚ incwease x3 taiwows, ^-^ and 
;;w;; bweed :33 bawwad-makews. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. Let :33 me have >w< waw, say I; it ^-^ exceeds peace ÚwÚ as far ÚwÚ as 
x3 day does night; it's >w< spwitewy, ^.^ waking, x3 audibwe, ^-^ and full :3 of vent. 
>_> Peace is a :3 vewy OwO apopwexy, lethargy; ^.^ muww'd, :33 deaf, sleepy, 
>_> insensibwe; a ^.^ gettew :3 of :33 mowe ^w^ bastawd :3 chiwdwen than war's a 
x3 destwoyew :3 of UwU men. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. 'Tis uWu so; ^-^ and ÚwÚ as ^-^ waw ^-^ in ÚwÚ some >_> sowt ^w^ may >_< be ^-^ said uWu to >_< be 
a >w< wavishew, ;;w;; so it ;;w;; cannyot >_< be >w< denyied but peace is a >_> gweat :33 makew :3 of 
uWu cuckowds. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. x3 Ay, ^-^ and it ^-^ makes ^-^ men hate >w< onye x3 anyothew. 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. >w< Weason: ÚwÚ because :33 they :33 then less need >w< onye x3 anyothew. ^.^ The 
^.^ waws for >_> my ÚwÚ monyey. ^-^ I hope uWu to see ^-^ Womans ÚwÚ as xDD cheap ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ Vowscians. 
xDD They are rising, :33 they are OwO wising. 
OwO BOTH. >_> In, :33 in, :33 in, uWu in! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
^.^ Wome. xDD A ÚwÚ pubwic :3 pwace 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 two ^.^ Twibunyes, uWu SICINyIUS ^-^ and x3 BWUTUS 

xDD SICINyIUS. OwO We >_> heaw UwU nyot :3 of :3 him, ^w^ nyeithew need ;;w;; we ^w^ feaw ^-^ him. 
:33 His x3 wemedies are tame. ^.^ The present peace 
And ^w^ quietnyess :3 of >w< the x3 peopwe, xDD which :33 befowe 
^.^ Wewe ^-^ in wild ^w^ huwwy, ÚwÚ hewe do uWu make ^.^ his >w< fwiends 
:33 Bwush ^w^ that >w< the UwU wowwd :3 goes :3 weww; ;;w;; who :3 wathew >_< had, 
OwO Though :33 they >w< themsewves >w< did :3 suffew by't, uWu behowd 
Dissentious numbers ;;w;; pest'wing uWu stweets than see 
>_< Ouw >_< twadesmen ^.^ singing ^-^ in their ;;w;; shops, ^-^ and going 
About their uWu functions >_> fwiendwy. 

^-^ Entew MENENIUS 

BRUTUS. OwO We >w< stood uWu to't ^-^ in ^w^ good time. Is ^w^ this xDD Menyenyius? 
xDD SICINyIUS. 'Tis ÚwÚ he, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< he. OwO O, UwU he is x3 gwown :3 most uWu kind 
Of x3 wate. UwU Haiw, :33 siw! 
:3 MENyENyIUS. x3 Haiw uWu to :33 you ^.^ both! 
xDD SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Youw Coriolanus is UwU nyot ÚwÚ much ^-^ miss'd 
xDD But xDD with ^.^ his uWu fwiends. ^.^ The x3 commonweawth x3 doth ^w^ stand, 
And ;;w;; so :3 wouwd ÚwÚ do, were UwU he :33 mowe >w< angwy :3 at uWu it. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. >w< Aww's UwU weww, ^-^ and :33 might have OwO been ÚwÚ much xDD bettew 
He ^-^ couwd have ÚwÚ tempowiz'd. 
xDD SICINyIUS. ;;w;; Whewe is ÚwÚ he, >_> heaw :33 you? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Nay, ^-^ I >_> heaw :3 nyothing; ^.^ his mother ^-^ and ^.^ his uWu wife 
Hear OwO nyothing OwO fwom ^-^ him. 

^-^ Entew xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw ÚwÚ citizens 

ÚwÚ CITIZENS. ^.^ The UwU gods preserve :33 you ^.^ both! 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^.^ God-den, x3 ouw neighbours. 
BRUTUS. :3 God-den uWu to :33 you >w< aww, ÚwÚ god-den uWu to :33 you an. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >_> Ouwsewves, x3 ouw wives, ^-^ and >w< chiwdwen, on x3 ouw >_> knyees 
;;w;; Awe ^.^ bound uWu to pray for :33 you ^.^ both. 
xDD SICINyIUS. ÚwÚ Wive ^-^ and :33 thwive! 
BRUTUS. Farewell, uWu kind neighbours; ;;w;; we wish'd Coriolanus 
Had :3 wov'd :33 you ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we did. 
ÚwÚ CITIZENS. :3 Nyow >w< the UwU gods :3 keep >_> you! 
xDD BOTH TRIBUNES. Farewell, farewell. Exeunt ÚwÚ citizens 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^.^ This is a uWu happiew ^-^ and :33 mowe :33 comewy :3 time 
uWu Than uWu when uWu these :3 fewwows ran uWu about >w< the uWu stweets 
xDD Cwying uWu confusion. 
BRUTUS. ÚwÚ Caius >_> Mawcius >_> was 
xDD A ^-^ wowthy officer ^.^ i' >w< the >w< waw, but >_> insowent, 
>w< O'ewcome xDD with :33 pwide, ambitious :33 past ;;w;; aww UwU thinking, 
OwO Sewf-woving- 
xDD SICINyIUS. And >w< affecting >w< onye ^w^ sowe throne, 
>_< Without ^-^ assistance. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^-^ I xDD think UwU nyot >_< so. 
xDD SICINyIUS. OwO We OwO shouwd :3 by ^w^ this, uWu to ;;w;; aww x3 ouw ÚwÚ wamentation, 
UwU If UwU he ^w^ had ^w^ gonye ^-^ fowth ;;w;; consuw, x3 found it >_< so. 
BRUTUS. ^.^ The UwU gods have ^w^ weww ^-^ pwevented ^w^ it, ^-^ and ^w^ Wome 
Sits >_> safe ^-^ and OwO stiww :33 without ^-^ him. 

^-^ Entew :3 an AEDILE 

UwU AEDIWE. ;;w;; Wowthy >_< twibunyes, 
;;w;; Thewe is a :33 swave, whom ;;w;; we have put ^-^ in UwU pwison, 
Reports >w< the ^.^ Vowsces xDD with ;;w;; sevewaw ^w^ powews 
;;w;; Awe >w< ent'wed ^-^ in >w< the UwU Woman territories, 
And xDD with >w< the xDD deepest ÚwÚ mawice :3 of >w< the ^-^ waw 
:33 Destwoy what ^w^ wies :33 befowe x3 'em. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. 'Tis ^.^ Aufidius, 
^-^ Who, hearing :3 of x3 ouw ;;w;; Mawcius' x3 banyishment, 
ÚwÚ Thwusts ^-^ fowth ^.^ his >_> howns ;;w;; again uWu into >w< the world, 
Which were xDD insheww'd uWu when >_> Mawcius >w< stood for Rome, 
And durst UwU nyot once ^.^ peep x3 out. 
xDD SICINyIUS. uWu Come, what ^-^ tawk :33 you :3 of Marcius? 
BRUTUS. :3 Go see ^w^ this rumourer :33 whipp'd. >_> It ;;w;; cannyot >_< be 
^.^ The ^.^ Vowsces dare x3 bweak xDD with :33 us. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^w^ Cannyot :3 be! 
OwO We have >_> wecowd ^w^ that :3 vewy ^w^ weww it x3 can; 
And xDD thwee >_> exampwes :3 of >w< the OwO wike hath OwO been 
;;w;; Within >_> my age. xDD But :3 weason xDD with >w< the uWu fewwow 
:3 Befowe :33 you ÚwÚ punyish :3 him, >w< whewe UwU he heard ^w^ this, 
ÚwÚ West :33 you >_< shaww >_> chance uWu to ;;w;; whip ^-^ youw uWu infowmation 
And ^-^ beat >w< the ^.^ messengew ;;w;; who ^.^ bids :33 bewawe 
Of what is uWu to >_< be dreaded. 
xDD SICINyIUS. Tell UwU nyot >w< me. 
^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ this ;;w;; cannyot OwO be. 
BRUTUS. uWu Nyot :33 Possibwe. 

^-^ Entew xDD A MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. ^.^ The :33 nyobwes ^-^ in >_> gweat ^.^ eawnyestnyess are going 
;;w;; Aww uWu to >w< the Senate House; ÚwÚ some OwO nyews is come 
:33 That :3 tuwns their countenances. 
xDD SICINyIUS. 'Tis ^w^ this :33 swave- 
:3 Go ;;w;; whip xDD him :3 fowe >w< the ÚwÚ peopwe's :33 eyes- ^.^ his raising, 
Nothing but ^.^ his x3 wepowt. 
MESSENGER. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ wowthy sir, 
^.^ The xDD swave's >_< wepowt is ^.^ seconded, ^-^ and ^-^ mowe, 
x3 Mowe OwO feawfuw, is >w< dewivew'd. 
xDD SICINyIUS. :3 What :33 mowe xDD feawfuw? 
MESSENGER. >_> It is ^-^ spoke xDD fweewy :33 out :3 of uWu many ^-^ mouths- 
UwU How ^-^ pwobabwe ^-^ I do UwU nyot ^-^ knyow- ^w^ that ^w^ Mawcius, 
ÚwÚ Join'd xDD with ^.^ Aufidius, >_< weads a ÚwÚ powew uWu 'gainst Rome, 
And OwO vows >_< wevenge ÚwÚ as :33 spacious ÚwÚ as between 
^.^ The ^.^ young'st ^-^ and oldest OwO thing. 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^.^ This is :3 most likely! 
BRUTUS. Rais'd :3 onwy ^w^ that >w< the weaker >_> sowt ^w^ may :33 wish 
Good >_> Mawcius home again. 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^.^ The :3 vewy trick on xDD 't. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^.^ This is :3 unwikewy. 
He ^-^ and >_< Aufidius ^w^ can xDD nyo :33 mowe :33 atonye 
uWu Than ^.^ viowent'st UwU contwawiety. 

^-^ Entew a ;;w;; second MESSENGER 

SECOND MESSENGER. You are >_> sent for uWu to >w< the OwO Senyate. 
xDD A OwO feawfuw :3 awmy, led :3 by ÚwÚ Caius >_> Mawcius 
Associated xDD with ^.^ Aufidius, ^w^ wages 
ÚwÚ Upon x3 ouw territories, ^-^ and have uWu awweady 
;;w;; O'ewbownye their OwO way, :3 consum'd xDD with ^w^ fiwe ^-^ and took 
:3 What lay :33 befowe uWu them. 

^-^ Entew COMINIUS 

:33 COMINyIUS. OwO O, :33 you have uWu made ^w^ good :3 wowk! 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 What OwO nyews? what OwO nyews? 
:33 COMINyIUS. You have ^-^ howp uWu to ^.^ wavish ^-^ youw ^-^ own daughters ^-^ and 
>_< To :33 mewt >w< the OwO city >_< weads upon ^-^ youw >w< pates, 
>_< To see ^-^ youw wives >w< dishonyouw'd uWu to ^-^ youw noses- 
:3 MENyENyIUS. What's >w< the OwO nyews? What's >w< the OwO nyews? 
:33 COMINyIUS. ;;w;; Youw temples ^w^ buwnyed ^-^ in their cement, ^-^ and 
;;w;; Youw xDD fwanchises, UwU wheweon :33 you :33 stood, :33 confin'd 
>w< Into :3 an >_> augew's >w< bowe. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD Pway uWu nyow, ^-^ youw OwO nyews? 
You have uWu made ^.^ faiw wowk, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw >w< me. Pray, ^-^ youw news. 
UwU If >_> Mawcius OwO shouwd >_< be join'd ;;w;; wi' >_> th' >_> Vowscians- 
:33 COMINyIUS. ^w^ If! 
He is their >_> god; UwU he >_< weads them OwO wike a >_> thing 
^-^ Made :3 by ÚwÚ some x3 othew >w< deity than Nature, 
:33 That shapes man ;;w;; bettew; ^-^ and :33 they x3 fowwow xDD him 
Against uWu us brats xDD with xDD nyo less uWu confidence 
uWu Than >_< boys pursuing summer >_< buttewfwies, 
>_> Ow butchers ÚwÚ kiwwing flies. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. You have uWu made ^w^ good wowk, 
You ^-^ and ^-^ youw :33 apwon men; :33 you ^w^ that >w< stood ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the :3 voice :3 of >_> occupation ^-^ and 
^.^ The >_< bweath :3 of garlic-eaters! 
:33 COMINyIUS. ;;w;; He'ww shake 
;;w;; Youw ^w^ Wome uWu about ^-^ youw ;;w;; eaws. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :33 As ^w^ Hewcuwes 
ÚwÚ Did shake OwO down ^.^ mewwow x3 fwuit. You have uWu made ^.^ faiw :3 wowk! 
BRUTUS. xDD But is ^w^ this ;;w;; twue, >_> siw? 
:33 COMINyIUS. >_> Ay; ^-^ and ^.^ you'ww >w< wook ^-^ pawe 
:3 Befowe :33 you find it ;;w;; othew. ;;w;; Aww >w< the regions 
:3 Do :3 smiwingwy revolt, ^-^ and ;;w;; who r-wesists 
;;w;; Awe >w< mock'd for ^.^ vawiant xDD ignyowance, 
And perish ;;w;; constant fools. >_< Who ^w^ is't ^w^ can ^w^ bwame him? 
;;w;; Youw enemies ^-^ and ^.^ his find x3 something ^-^ in ^-^ him. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. OwO We are ;;w;; aww ;;w;; undonye UwU unwess 
^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe man have mercy. 
:33 COMINyIUS. >_< Who >_< shaww ask it? 
^.^ The tribunes ;;w;; cannyot do't for xDD shame; >w< the uWu peopwe 
:33 Desewve >_< such :33 pity :3 of xDD him ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ wowf 
^w^ Does :3 of >w< the >_< shephewds; for ^.^ his uWu best :3 fwiends, >_> if :33 they 
^.^ Shouwd say ^-^ 'Be ^w^ good uWu to ^w^ Wome'- :33 they charg'd xDD him uWu even 
:33 As those OwO shouwd do ^w^ that ^w^ had OwO desewv'd ^.^ his hate, 
And ÚwÚ thewein UwU show'd >_< fike :33 enyemies. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. 'Tis OwO twue; 
UwU If UwU he were putting uWu to >_> my house >w< the UwU bwand 
:33 That OwO shouwd >_> consume ^w^ it, ^-^ I have UwU nyot >w< the UwU face 
>_< To say >_< 'Beseech ^.^ you, xDD cease.' You have uWu made ^.^ faiw OwO hands, 
You ^-^ and ^-^ youw UwU cwafts! You have crafted x3 faiw! 
:33 COMINyIUS. You have brought 
xDD A trembling upon Rome, >_< such ÚwÚ as >_> was UwU nyevew 
:33 S' incapable :3 of :33 hewp. 
xDD BOTH TRIBUNES. Say UwU nyot ;;w;; we brought uWu it. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 How! ^w^ Was't we? OwO We :3 wov'd :3 him, OwO but, OwO wike UwU beasts 
And cowardly ^-^ nyobwes, ÚwÚ gave x3 way >_< unto ^-^ youw x3 cwustews, 
>_< Who >w< did x3 hoot xDD him :33 out uWu o' >_> th' UwU city. 
:33 COMINyIUS. xDD But ^-^ I ^w^ feaw 
>w< They'ww >w< woaw xDD him ^-^ in again. Tullus ^.^ Aufidius, 
^.^ The ;;w;; second name :3 of men, >_> obeys ^.^ his UwU points 
:33 As >_> if UwU he were ^.^ his uWu officew. ^.^ Despewation 
Is ;;w;; aww >w< the policy, >_< stwength, ^-^ and ;;w;; defence, 
:33 That ^w^ Wome ^w^ can uWu make ÚwÚ against uWu them. 

^-^ Entew a :33 twoop :3 of ÚwÚ citizens 

:3 MENyENyIUS. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the ÚwÚ cwustews. 
And is >_< Aufidius xDD with him? You are :33 they 
:33 That uWu made >w< the air ^w^ unwhowesome uWu when :33 you ÚwÚ cast 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; stinking ^.^ gweasy ^w^ caps ^-^ in >_> hooting :3 at 
^-^ Cowiowanyus' ^-^ exiwe. :3 Nyow ÚwÚ he's ^w^ coming, 
And UwU nyot a >w< haiw upon a >_< sowdiew's ^.^ head 
Which >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< pwove a ÚwÚ whip; ÚwÚ as uWu many :3 coxcombs 
:33 As :33 you threw ^w^ caps :3 up >w< wiww UwU he ^.^ tumbwe x3 down, 
And ^-^ pay :33 you for ^-^ youw voices. 'Tis xDD nyo matter; 
UwU If UwU he ^-^ couwd burn uWu us ;;w;; aww uWu into >w< onye coal 
OwO We have OwO desewv'd uWu it. 
>_> PWEBEIANS. ^-^ Faith, ;;w;; we >_> heaw OwO feawfuw news. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. :3 Fow mine ^-^ own >_< pawt, 
When ^-^ I ^-^ said banish :3 him, ^-^ I ^-^ said x3 'twas >_< pity. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. And ;;w;; so >w< did xDD I. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. And ;;w;; so >w< did I; UwU and, uWu to say >w< the truth, ;;w;; so >w< did :3 vewy 
uWu many :3 of :33 us. :33 That ;;w;; we did, ;;w;; we >w< did for >w< the best; ^-^ and though ;;w;; we 
^-^ wiwwingwy :3 consented uWu to ^.^ his x3 banyishment, yet it >_> was ÚwÚ against x3 ouw 
:3 wiww. 
:33 COMINyIUS. Y'are goodly ^.^ things, :33 you ^w^ voices! 
:3 MENyENyIUS. You have uWu made 
Good wowk, :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ youw cry! Shall's uWu to >w< the :3 Capitow? 
:33 COMINyIUS. OwO O, :33 ay, what else? 
Exeunt COMINIUS ^-^ and MENENIUS 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^.^ Go, masters, x3 get :33 you >_< be UwU nyot x3 dismay'd; 
These are a >w< side ^w^ that :3 wouwd >_< be ^.^ gwad uWu to have 
^.^ This OwO twue xDD which :33 they ;;w;; so seem uWu to >_< feaw. :3 Go ;;w;; home, 
And ^w^ show xDD nyo uWu sign :3 of >_< feaw. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ The UwU gods >_< be ^w^ good uWu to >_> us! uWu Come, masters, let's home. ^-^ I 
^-^ evew ^-^ said ;;w;; we were ^.^ i' >_> th' ^-^ wwong uWu when ;;w;; we ÚwÚ banyish'd ^-^ him. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. So >w< did ;;w;; we ÚwÚ aww. xDD But come, let's home. 
Exeunt ÚwÚ citizens 
BRUTUS. ^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO wike ^w^ this news. 
xDD SICINyIUS. >_> Nyow xDD I. 
BRUTUS. xDD Wet's uWu to >w< the Capitol. >w< Wouwd :3 hawf >_> my xDD weawth 
>w< Wouwd :3 buy ^w^ this for a ^w^ wie! 
xDD SICINyIUS. xDD Pway let's ^w^ go. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; VII. 
xDD A camp :3 at a x3 showt ÚwÚ distance OwO fwom ^w^ Wome 

^-^ Entew ^.^ AUFIDIUS xDD with ^.^ his UwU WIEUTENyANT 

>_< AUFIDIUS. :3 Do :33 they OwO stiww OwO fwy uWu to >_> th' Roman? 
uWu WIEUTENyANT. ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< knyow what witchcraft's ^-^ in :3 him, but 
;;w;; Youw :33 sowdiews ÚwÚ use xDD him ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ gwace :3 fowe meat, 
uWu Theiw ^-^ tawk :3 at ÚwÚ tabwe, ^-^ and their UwU thanks :3 at >_> end; 
And :33 you are x3 dawk'nyed ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< action, sir, 
uWu Even :3 by ^-^ youw :3 own. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot :33 hewp it uWu nyow, 
uWu Unwess :3 by ;;w;; using ÚwÚ means ^-^ I OwO wame >w< the ^.^ foot 
Of x3 ouw ;;w;; design. He >_< beaws himself :33 mowe x3 pwoudwiew, 
uWu Even uWu to >_> my person, than ^-^ I :3 thought UwU he :3 wouwd 
When >_> fiwst ^-^ I >w< did embrace xDD him; yet ^.^ his ;;w;; nyatuwe 
^.^ In UwU that's xDD nyo uWu changewing, ^-^ and ^-^ I must >w< excuse 
:3 What ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ^.^ amended. 
uWu WIEUTENyANT. ^w^ Yet ^-^ I wish, :3 siw- 
^-^ I ;;w;; mean, for ^-^ youw xDD pawticuwaw- :33 you ^w^ had UwU nyot 
ÚwÚ Join'd ^-^ in >_< commission xDD with :3 him, but OwO eithew 
Had :33 bownye >w< the action :3 of ÚwÚ youwsewf, >w< ow else 
>_< To xDD him ^w^ had UwU weft it UwU sowewy. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. ^-^ I understand ÚwÚ thee :3 weww; ^-^ and >_< be >w< thou ^.^ suwe, 
When UwU he >_< shaww come uWu to ^.^ his xDD account, UwU he UwU knyows UwU nyot 
:3 What ^-^ I ^w^ can OwO uwge ÚwÚ against ^-^ him. Although it UwU seems, 
And ;;w;; so UwU he ;;w;; thinks, ^-^ and is xDD nyo less apparent 
>_< To >_> th' ^-^ vuwgaw ^-^ eye, ^w^ that UwU he >_< beaws ;;w;; aww things uWu faiwwy 
And :3 shows ^w^ good :33 husbandwy for >w< the Volscian xDD state, 
>w< Fights ^-^ dwagon-wike, ^-^ and does achieve ÚwÚ as UwU soon 
:33 As draw ^.^ his sword; yet UwU he hath UwU weft ;;w;; undonye 
:33 That xDD which >_< shaww x3 bweak ^.^ his neck >w< ow ;;w;; hazawd mine 
^-^ Whenye'ew ;;w;; we come uWu to x3 ouw xDD account. 
uWu WIEUTENyANT. x3 Siw, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, xDD think :33 you he'll x3 cawwy Rome? 
>_< AUFIDIUS. ;;w;; Aww places yield uWu to xDD him ^-^ ewe UwU he :3 sits x3 down, 
And >w< the ^.^ nyobiwity :3 of ^w^ Wome are his; 
^.^ The ^.^ senyatows ^-^ and patricians :33 wove xDD him >_< too. 
^.^ The tribunes are xDD nyo ^w^ sowdiews, ^-^ and their uWu peopwe 
Will >_< be ÚwÚ as >_> wash ^-^ in >w< the :3 wepeaw ÚwÚ as hasty 
>_< To x3 expew xDD him :3 thence. ^-^ I xDD think he'll >_< be uWu to ^w^ Wome 
:33 As is >w< the osprey uWu to >w< the >_> fish, ;;w;; who >_> takes it 
By OwO soveweignty :3 of ^w^ nyatuwe. >_< Fiwst UwU he >_> was 
xDD A ^-^ nyobwe servant uWu to them, but UwU he ^-^ couwd UwU nyot 
>w< Cawwy ^.^ his UwU honyouws ^-^ even. ^.^ Whethew x3 'twas :33 pwide, 
Which :33 out :3 of daily xDD fowtunye ^-^ evew >_> taints 
^.^ The happy >_< man; whether defect :3 of judgment, 
>_< To >_> faiw ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; disposing :3 of those ^.^ chances 
Which UwU he >_> was lord OwO of; >w< ow whether UwU nyatuwe, 
uWu Nyot uWu to >_< be x3 othew than >w< onye ^w^ thing, UwU nyot >_< moving 
^w^ Fwom >_> th' ^w^ casque uWu to >_> th' :33 cushion, but :33 commanding peace 
uWu Even xDD with >w< the ^-^ same ;;w;; austewity ^-^ and garb 
:33 As UwU he xDD contwoww'd >w< the >w< waw; but >w< onye :3 of ;;w;; these- 
:33 As UwU he hath spices :3 of them ^w^ aww- UwU nyot >w< aww, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I dare ;;w;; so far >w< fwee :3 him- uWu made xDD him xDD feaw'd, 
So >_> hated, ^-^ and ;;w;; so >_< banyish'd. xDD But UwU he has a UwU mewit 
>_< To choke it ^-^ in >w< the :33 utt'wance. So x3 ouw virtues 
Lie ^-^ in >_> th' ^-^ intewpwetation :3 of >w< the :33 time; 
And :33 powew, >_< unto ^w^ itsewf :3 most xDD commendabwe, 
uWu Hath UwU nyot a ^.^ tomb ;;w;; so uWu evident ÚwÚ as a uWu chaiw 
>_> T' x3 extow what it hath OwO donye. 
uWu Onye ^w^ fiwe >_> dwives :33 out >w< onye ^w^ fiwe; >w< onye >w< nyaiw, >w< onye ^-^ nyaiw; 
^w^ Wights :3 by :3 wights :3 fawtew, x3 stwengths :3 by x3 stwengths do OwO faiw. 
uWu Come, let's uWu away. ^w^ When, ^w^ Caius, ^w^ Wome is >w< thinye, 
Thou UwU awt >w< poow'st :3 of all; :33 then uWu showtwy UwU awt >w< thou >_< minye. 
Exeunt 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ Wome. xDD A ÚwÚ pubwic :3 pwace 

^-^ Entew MENENIUS, :33 COMINyIUS, uWu SICINyIUS ^-^ and BRUTUS, >w< the x3 two ^.^ Twibunyes, xDD with ÚwÚ othews 

:3 MENyENyIUS. x3 Nyo, >_< I'ww UwU nyot ^w^ go. You >_> heaw what UwU he hath ^-^ said 
Which >_> was x3 sometime ^.^ his general, ;;w;; who :3 wov'd xDD him 
^.^ In a :3 most dear particular. He call'd :33 me >_< fathew; 
xDD But what uWu o' that? ^.^ Go, :33 you ^w^ that ÚwÚ banyish'd him: 
xDD A x3 miwe :33 befowe ^.^ his >w< tent x3 faww x3 down, ^-^ and :33 knyee 
^.^ The x3 way uWu into ^.^ his mercy. Nay, >_> if UwU he xDD coy'd 
>_< To >_> heaw OwO Cominyius :3 speak, >_< I'ww :3 keep :3 at home. 
:33 COMINyIUS. He :3 wouwd UwU nyot seem uWu to >_< knyow >w< me. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 Do :33 you hear? 
:33 COMINyIUS. ^w^ Yet >w< onye :3 time UwU he >w< did UwU caww :33 me :3 by >_> my name. 
^-^ I :3 uwg'd x3 ouw old :3 acquaintance, ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ dwops 
:33 That ;;w;; we have bled together. ;;w;; 'Cowiowanyus' 
He :3 wouwd UwU nyot answer :33 to; x3 fowbid ;;w;; aww ^-^ nyames; 
He >_> was a uWu kind :3 of ;;w;; nyothing, >w< titwewess, 
xDD Tiww UwU he ^w^ had forg'd himself a name ^.^ i' >_> th' ^w^ fiwe 
Of burning ^.^ Wome. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 Why, so! You have uWu made ^w^ good work. 
xDD A >_< paiw :3 of tribunes ^w^ that have wrack'd for ^w^ Wome 
>_< To uWu make UwU coaws uWu cheap- a ^-^ nyobwe memory! 
:33 COMINyIUS. ^-^ I OwO minded xDD him how ;;w;; woyaw x3 'twas uWu to >w< pawdon 
When it >_> was less ^w^ expected; UwU he UwU wepwied, 
>_> It >_> was a uWu bawe :33 petition :3 of a ^.^ state 
>_< To >w< onye whom :33 they ^w^ had xDD punyish'd. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^w^ Vewy ^.^ weww. 
x3 Couwd UwU he say :3 wess? 
:33 COMINyIUS. ^-^ I ^.^ offew'd uWu to :3 awaken ^.^ his ^.^ wegawd 
^-^ Fow's private :3 fwiends; ^.^ his answer uWu to :33 me ^w^ was, 
He ^-^ couwd UwU nyot x3 stay uWu to xDD pick them ^-^ in a pile 
Of noisome musty chaff. He ^-^ said x3 'twas >w< fowwy, 
:3 Fow >w< onye x3 poow UwU gwain >w< ow xDD two, uWu to uWu weave unburnt 
And OwO stiww uWu to x3 nyose >_> th' ^-^ offence. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 Fow >w< onye x3 poow UwU gwain >w< ow UwU two! 
^-^ I am >w< onye :3 of >_> those. :33 His mother, ÚwÚ wife, ^.^ his uWu chiwd, 
And ^w^ this ^.^ bwave uWu fewwow too- ;;w;; we are >w< the ^.^ gwains: 
You are >w< the musty chaff, ^-^ and :33 you are uWu smewt 
ÚwÚ Above >w< the x3 moon. OwO We must >_< be ^.^ buwnt for ÚwÚ you. 
xDD SICINyIUS. Nay, pray >_< be >w< patient; >_> if :33 you :3 wefuse ^-^ youw >_< aid 
^.^ In ^w^ this ;;w;; so >_> nyevew-nyeeded UwU hewp, yet do UwU nyot 
Upbraid's xDD with x3 ouw >w< distwess. xDD But ^.^ suwe, >_> if :33 you 
>w< Wouwd >_< be ^-^ youw ^-^ countwy's xDD pweadew, ^-^ youw ^w^ good uWu tongue, 
x3 Mowe than >w< the >w< instant >w< awmy ;;w;; we ^w^ can >_< make, 
:33 Might >w< stop x3 ouw countryman. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. >w< Nyo; >_< I'ww UwU nyot ÚwÚ meddwe. 
xDD SICINyIUS. xDD Pway :33 you ^w^ go uWu to ^-^ him. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 What OwO shouwd ^-^ I do? 
BRUTUS. ^w^ Onwy uWu make ÚwÚ twiaw what ^-^ youw :33 wove ^w^ can do 
:3 Fow Rome, ^.^ towawds ^w^ Mawcius. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD Weww, ^-^ and say ^w^ that >_> Mawcius 
^-^ Wetuwn me, ÚwÚ as OwO Cominyius is OwO wetuwn'd, 
x3 Unheawd- what then? 
xDD But ÚwÚ as a discontented ^.^ fwiend, UwU gwief-shot 
With ^.^ his unkindness? ^w^ Say't >_< be so? 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^w^ Yet ^-^ youw ^w^ good >w< wiww 
ÚwÚ Must have ^w^ that UwU thanks OwO fwom ^w^ Wome after >w< the :3 measuwe 
:33 As :33 you ^-^ intended ^.^ weww. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. >_< I'ww uWu undewtake't; 
^-^ I xDD think he'll >_> heaw >w< me. ^w^ Yet uWu to bite ^.^ his lip 
And ÚwÚ hum :3 at ^w^ good OwO Cominyius ÚwÚ much xDD unheawts >w< me. 
He >_> was UwU nyot ^.^ taken ÚwÚ weww: UwU he ^w^ had UwU nyot din'd; 
^.^ The :3 veins OwO unfiww'd, x3 ouw UwU bwood is >_> cowd, ^-^ and :33 then 
OwO We pout upon >w< the morning, are >_> unyapt 
>_< To >w< give >w< ow uWu to forgive; but uWu when ;;w;; we have x3 stuff'd 
These uWu pipes ^-^ and uWu these conveyances :3 of x3 ouw UwU bwood 
With ^.^ winye ^-^ and >_> feeding, ;;w;; we have uWu suppwew >_< souws 
uWu Than ^-^ in x3 ouw ^-^ pwiest-wike :33 fasts. Therefore >_< I'ww :33 watch xDD him 
xDD Tiww UwU he >_< be :3 dieted uWu to >_> my :3 wequest, 
And :33 then >_< I'ww ^w^ set upon ^-^ him. 
BRUTUS. You >_< knyow >w< the :3 vewy road uWu into ^.^ his kindness 
And ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; wose ^-^ youw way. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Good faith, >_< I'ww >_< pwove :3 him, 
xDD Speed how it :3 wiww. ^-^ I >_< shaww ^-^ ewe long have >w< knyowwedge 
Of >_> my ;;w;; success. x3 Exit 
:33 COMINyIUS. ;;w;; He'ww UwU nyevew >_> heaw ^-^ him. 
xDD SICINyIUS. Not? 
:33 COMINyIUS. ^-^ I tell :33 you UwU he does ÚwÚ sit ^-^ in :3 gowd, ^.^ his eye 
Red ÚwÚ as ^.^ 'twouwd burn Rome, ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ injuwy 
^.^ The ;;w;; gaowew uWu to ^.^ his >_< pity. ^-^ I UwU knyeew'd :33 befowe xDD him; 
>_< 'Twas :3 vewy >_> faintwy UwU he ^-^ said xDD 'Wise'; dismiss'd :33 me 
Thus xDD with ^.^ his :33 speechwess ;;w;; hand. :3 What UwU he :3 wouwd ÚwÚ do, 
He >_> sent ^-^ in writing after x3 me; what UwU he :3 wouwd not, 
:33 Bound xDD with :3 an oath uWu to yield uWu to ^.^ his >_> conditions; 
So ^w^ that ;;w;; aww hope is :33 vain, 
uWu Unwess ^.^ his ^-^ nyobwe mother ^-^ and ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife, 
^-^ Who, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I uWu heaw, UwU mean uWu to uWu sowicit xDD him 
:3 Fow :33 mewcy uWu to ^.^ his uWu countwy. Therefore let's OwO hence, 
And xDD with x3 ouw ^.^ faiw ^w^ entweaties haste them >_< on. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ The Volscian camp :33 befowe ^w^ Wome 

^-^ Entew MENENIUS uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ WATCH on :3 guawd 

ÚwÚ FIWST WATCH. xDD Stay. Whence are :33 you? 
SECOND WATCH. ;;w;; Stand, ^-^ and ^w^ go OwO back. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. You :3 guawd OwO wike men, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 weww; OwO but, :3 by ^-^ youw leave, 
^-^ I am :3 an officer :3 of ^.^ state ^-^ and come 
>_< To UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ Cowiowanyus. 
ÚwÚ FIWST WATCH. ^w^ Fwom uWu whence? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^w^ Fwom ^.^ Wome. 
ÚwÚ FIWST WATCH. YOU ^w^ may UwU nyot pass; :33 you must >_> wetuwn. >_< Ouw ^-^ genyewaw 
Will xDD nyo :33 mowe >_> heaw OwO fwom :3 thence. 
SECOND WATCH. >_< You'ww see ^-^ youw ^w^ Wome embrac'd xDD with ^w^ fiwe :33 befowe 
>_< You'ww UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ Cowiowanyus. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Good >_> my :3 fwiends, 
UwU If :33 you have heard ^-^ youw ^-^ genyewaw ^-^ tawk :3 of ^w^ Wome 
And :3 of ^.^ his >w< fwiends there, it is x3 wots uWu to blanks 
^w^ My name hath >_< touch'd ^-^ youw ^w^ eaws: it is :3 Menyenyius. 
ÚwÚ FIWST WATCH. ;;w;; Be it uWu so; ^w^ go OwO back. ^.^ The virtue :3 of ^-^ youw name 
Is UwU nyot ÚwÚ hewe >w< passabwe. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^-^ I tell ^-^ thee, fellow, 
>w< Thy ^-^ genyewaw is >_> my :3 wovew. ^-^ I have OwO been 
^.^ The book :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ good uWu acts whence ^-^ men have UwU wead 
:33 His fame >_< unpawawwew'd ÚwÚ hapwy amplified; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have ^-^ evew ÚwÚ vewified >_> my xDD fwiends- 
Of whom ÚwÚ he's chief- xDD with ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ size ^w^ that verity 
>w< Wouwd :33 without lapsing :33 suffew. Nay, ÚwÚ sometimes, 
>w< Wike uWu to a UwU boww upon a ^w^ subtwe OwO gwound, 
^-^ I have ^.^ tumbwed :33 past >w< the OwO thwow, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^.^ his praise 
>_< Have almost >w< stamp'd >w< the leasing; >_< thewefowe, fellow, 
^-^ I must have uWu weave uWu to ÚwÚ pass. 
ÚwÚ FIWST WATCH. ^-^ Faith, sir, >_> if :33 you ^w^ had >_< towd ÚwÚ as uWu many ^w^ wies ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ behawf 
ÚwÚ as :33 you have >w< uttewed >_> wowds ^-^ in ^-^ youw OwO own, :33 you OwO shouwd UwU nyot ^w^ pass >_> hewe; 
uWu nyo, though it were ÚwÚ as x3 viwtuous uWu to >_< wie ÚwÚ as uWu to >_< wive uWu chastewy. 
Therefore ^w^ go OwO back. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD Pwithee, fellow, remember >_> my name is uWu Menyenyius, uWu awways 
x3 factionyawy on >w< the party :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; genyewaw. 
SECOND WATCH. uWu Howsoevew :33 you have OwO been ^.^ his liar, ÚwÚ as :33 you say :33 you 
uWu have, ^-^ I am >w< onye that, telling OwO twue ^.^ undew :3 him, must say :33 you ;;w;; cannyot 
ÚwÚ pass. Therefore ^w^ go OwO back. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 Has UwU he ^-^ din'd, >_> canst >w< thou ^.^ teww? :3 Fow ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot UwU speak xDD with 
xDD him :3 tiww after >_< dinnyew. 
ÚwÚ FIWST WATCH. You are a >_< Woman, are :33 you? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ as thy ^-^ genyewaw ^.^ is. 
ÚwÚ FIWST WATCH. UwU Then :33 you OwO shouwd hate Rome, ÚwÚ as UwU he xDD does. >_> Can ^.^ you, uWu when 
:33 you have UwU push'd :33 out ^-^ youw ^-^ gates >w< the :3 vewy xDD defendew :3 of them, ^-^ and ^-^ in 
a >_< viowent popular x3 ignyowance ÚwÚ given ^-^ youw enemy ^-^ youw shield, xDD think 
uWu to UwU fwont ^.^ his revenges xDD with >w< the >_< easy OwO gwoans :3 of old ^w^ women, >w< the 
>w< viwginyaw palms :3 of ^-^ youw daughters, >w< ow xDD with >w< the palsied 
intercession :3 of >_< such a >_> decay'd UwU dotant ÚwÚ as :33 you seem uWu to :3 be? >_> Can :33 you 
xDD think uWu to x3 bwow :33 out >w< the ^-^ intended ^w^ fiwe ^-^ youw OwO city is ready uWu to flame 
^-^ in xDD with >_< such ^w^ weak >_< bweath ÚwÚ as xDD this? x3 Nyo, :33 you are deceiv'd; x3 thewefowe 
>_< back uWu to ^w^ Wome ^-^ and :3 pwepawe for ^-^ youw OwO execution. You are >w< condemn'd; 
x3 ouw ^-^ genyewaw has ^w^ swown :33 you :33 out :3 of x3 wepwieve ^-^ and xDD pawdon. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^w^ Siwwah, >_> if thy uWu captain ^-^ knyew ^-^ I were ;;w;; hewe, UwU he :3 wouwd ÚwÚ use :33 me 
xDD with :3 estimation. 
ÚwÚ FIWST WATCH. uWu Come, >_> my uWu captain UwU knyows :33 you uWu nyot. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^-^ I UwU mean thy ;;w;; genyewaw. 
ÚwÚ FIWST WATCH. ^w^ My ^-^ genyewaw ^.^ cawes UwU nyot for ÚwÚ you. uWu Back, ^-^ I :3 say; go, >_> west ^-^ I 
let ^-^ fowth ^-^ youw :3 hawf pint :3 of >w< bwood. ^w^ Back- UwU that's >w< the utmost :3 of 
^-^ youw x3 having. uWu Back. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. Nay, but fellow, fellow- 

^-^ Entew >_< COWIOWANyUS xDD with ^.^ AUFIDIUS 

:3 COWIOWANyUS. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. xDD Nyow, :33 you uWu companyion, >_< I'ww say :3 an ^w^ ewwand for you; :33 you >_< shaww 
>_< knyow now ^w^ that ^-^ I am ^-^ in estimation; :33 you >_< shaww :3 pewceive ^w^ that a ÚwÚ Jack 
UwU guawdant ;;w;; cannyot :33 office :33 me OwO fwom >_> my ^-^ son ÚwÚ Cowiowanyus. Guess but :3 by >_> my 
entertainment xDD with xDD him >_> if >w< thou ^-^ stand'st UwU nyot ^.^ i' >_> th' ^.^ state :3 of 
:33 hanging, >w< ow :3 of ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ death :33 mowe long ^-^ in xDD spectatowship ^-^ and :33 cwuewwew 
^-^ in uWu suffewing; uWu behowd now presently, ^-^ and ^w^ swoon for what's uWu to come 
upon ;;w;; thee. ^.^ The x3 gwowious UwU gods ÚwÚ sit ^-^ in hourly synod uWu about thy 
>_< pawticuwaw prosperity, ^-^ and :33 wove ÚwÚ thee xDD nyo worse than thy old father 
:33 Menyenyius x3 does! O >_> my OwO son! >_> my OwO son! >w< thou UwU awt preparing ^w^ fiwe for x3 us; 
>w< wook ^-^ thee, >_> hewe's water uWu to quench uWu it. ^-^ I >_> was hardly :33 moved uWu to come 
uWu to ;;w;; thee; but being assured none but myself ^-^ couwd ^.^ move ^-^ thee, ^-^ I 
have OwO been blown :33 out :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ gates xDD with sighs, ^-^ and ^-^ conjuwe ÚwÚ thee uWu to 
>w< pawdon ^w^ Wome ^-^ and thy xDD petitionyawy ^.^ countwymen. ^.^ The ^w^ good UwU gods ^w^ assuage 
thy wrath, ^-^ and ^w^ tuwn >w< the xDD dwegs :3 of it upon ^w^ this ^-^ vawwet >_> hewe; ^w^ this, 
:33 who, OwO wike a xDD bwock, hath >w< denyied >_> my access uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Away! 
:3 MENyENyIUS. :3 How! uWu away! 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Wife, mother, uWu chiwd, ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. ^w^ My x3 affaiws 
;;w;; Awe UwU sewvanted uWu to >_> othews. OwO Though ^-^ I ^-^ owe 
^w^ My >_< wevenge x3 pwopewwy, >_> my :33 wemission ^w^ wies 
^.^ In Volscian ÚwÚ bweasts. :33 That ;;w;; we have OwO been >w< famiwiaw, 
OwO Ingwate ;;w;; fowgetfuwnyess >_< shaww OwO poison :3 wathew 
uWu Than :33 pity UwU nyote how ^-^ much. Therefore >_< be gone. 
Mine >_< eaws ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw suits are >_< stwongew than 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ gates ÚwÚ against >_> my :33 fowce. uWu Yet, for ^-^ I :3 wov'd ^-^ thee, 
Take ^w^ this along; ^-^ I ^.^ wwit it for thy >w< sake xDD [Gives a letter] 
And :3 wouwd have >_> sent uWu it. UwU Anyothew word, uWu Menyenyius, 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> heaw ÚwÚ thee ^w^ speak. ^.^ This ;;w;; man, ^.^ Aufidius, 
uWu Was >_> my ÚwÚ bewov'd ^-^ in ;;w;; Wome; yet >w< thou behold'st. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. You :3 keep a ;;w;; constant ^.^ tempew. 
Exeunt >_< COWIOWANyUS ^-^ and >_< Aufidius 
ÚwÚ FIWST WATCH. xDD Nyow, sir, is ^-^ youw name xDD Menyenyius? 
SECOND WATCH. 'Tis a spell, :33 you see, :3 of ÚwÚ much power! You >_< knyow >w< the 
x3 way home again. 
ÚwÚ FIWST WATCH. :3 Do :33 you >_> heaw how ;;w;; we are shent for ^w^ keeping ^-^ youw 
:3 gweatnyess back? 
SECOND WATCH. :3 What cause, do :33 you think, ^-^ I have uWu to OwO swoon? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^-^ I ^w^ nyeithew OwO cawe for >_> th' UwU wowwd >_< nyow ^-^ youw :3 genyewaw; for >_< such 
things ÚwÚ as ^.^ you, ^-^ I ^w^ can scarce xDD think >_< thewe's ;;w;; any, y'are ;;w;; so :3 swight. 
He ^w^ that hath a >w< wiww uWu to :33 die :3 by himself >_> feaws it UwU nyot OwO fwom x3 anyothew. 
Let ^-^ youw ^-^ genyewaw do ^.^ his ^.^ wowst. :3 Fow ^.^ you, >_< be ^w^ that :33 you x3 awe, >w< wong; 
^-^ and ^-^ youw >w< misewy ÚwÚ incwease xDD with ^-^ youw xDD age! ^-^ I say uWu to ^.^ you, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> was 
^-^ said OwO to: ;;w;; Away! x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ FIWST WATCH. xDD A ^-^ nyobwe fellow, ^-^ I warrant ^-^ him. 
SECOND WATCH. ^.^ The ^-^ wowthy uWu fewwow is x3 ouw :3 genyewaw; ÚwÚ he's >w< the UwU wock, >w< the 
:3 oak UwU nyot uWu to >_< be ^-^ wind-shaken. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ The >w< tent :3 of >_< COWIOWANyUS 

^-^ Entew uWu COWIOWANyUS, AUFIDIUS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

:3 COWIOWANyUS. OwO We >w< wiww :33 befowe >w< the >_> wawws :3 of ^w^ Wome uWu to-mowwow 
^-^ Set OwO down x3 ouw xDD host. ^w^ My partner ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< action, 
You must >_< wepowt uWu to >_> th' Volscian ÚwÚ wowds how plainly 
^-^ I have :33 bownye ^w^ this >_> businyess. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. ^w^ Onwy their ^w^ ends 
You have :33 wespected; >_< stopp'd ^-^ youw >_< eaws ÚwÚ against 
^.^ The ^-^ genyewaw ^-^ suit :3 of ;;w;; Wome; UwU nyevew ;;w;; admitted 
xDD A private >_< whispew- uWu nyo, UwU nyot xDD with >_< such >w< fwiends 
:33 That :3 thought them ^w^ suwe :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ This last old ;;w;; man, 
^-^ Whom xDD with crack'd :33 heawt ^-^ I have >_> sent uWu to Rome, 
x3 Wov'd :33 me ^w^ above >w< the :3 measuwe :3 of a >_< fathew; 
Nay, :3 godded :33 me indeed. uWu Theiw uWu watest ^.^ wefuge 
uWu Was uWu to ^.^ send xDD him; for :3 whose old :33 wove ^-^ I ^w^ have- 
OwO Though ^-^ I UwU show'd sourly uWu to :3 him- once :33 mowe ^.^ offew'd 
^.^ The >_> fiwst conditions, xDD which :33 they >w< did :3 wefuse 
And ;;w;; cannyot now accept. >_< To ^.^ gwace xDD him x3 onwy, 
:33 That :3 thought UwU he ^-^ couwd do ^-^ mowe, a :3 vewy ^-^ wittwe 
^-^ I have ÚwÚ yiewded :33 to; >_> fwesh ^w^ embassies ^-^ and suits, 
>_> Nyow OwO fwom >w< the ^.^ state >_< nyow private :3 fwiends, hereafter 
Will ^-^ I ^w^ wend >_> eaw :33 to. OwO [Shout ^.^ within] Ha! what ;;w;; shout is xDD this? 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I >_< be xDD tempted uWu to uWu infwinge >_> my OwO vow 
^.^ In >w< the ^-^ same :3 time ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ made? ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu nyot. 

Enter, ^-^ in OwO mouwnying uWu habits, ^w^ VIWGIWIA, ^w^ VOWUMNyIA, >w< VAWEWIA, 
>w< YOUNG :33 MAWCIUS, xDD with attendants 

^w^ My uWu wife ÚwÚ comes ÚwÚ fowemost, :33 then >w< the ÚwÚ honyouw'd >w< mouwd 
Wherein ^w^ this ^-^ twunk >_> was ^.^ fwam'd, ^-^ and ^-^ in ;;w;; hew UwU hand 
^.^ The ^.^ gwandchiwd uWu to ;;w;; hew >w< bwood. xDD But x3 out, affection! 
;;w;; Aww >_< bond ^-^ and privilege :3 of UwU nyatuwe, x3 bweak! 
Let it >_< be x3 viwtuous uWu to >_< be :3 obstinyate. 
:3 What is ^w^ that curtsy worth? >w< ow those doves' uWu eyes, 
Which ^w^ can uWu make UwU gods forsworn? ^-^ I >w< mewt, ^-^ and am UwU nyot 
Of >_< stwongew earth than >_> othews. ^w^ My mother ^w^ bows, 
:33 As >_> if ^-^ Owympus uWu to a OwO mowehiww OwO shouwd 
^.^ In :3 suppwication >_> nyod; ^-^ and >_> my xDD young :33 boy 
uWu Hath :3 an :3 aspect :3 of intercession xDD which 
Great ;;w;; nyatuwe cries >_< 'Deny >_> nyot.' Let >w< the ^.^ Vowsces 
x3 Pwough ^w^ Wome ^-^ and ^-^ hawwow >_< Itawy; >_< I'ww UwU nyevew 
;;w;; Be >_< such a x3 goswing uWu to xDD obey UwU instinct, but >_< stand 
:33 As >_> if a man were xDD authow :3 of himself 
And ^-^ knyew xDD nyo x3 othew ;;w;; kin. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. ^w^ My lord ^-^ and uWu husband! 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. These ^.^ eyes are UwU nyot >w< the ^-^ same ^-^ I ^.^ wowe ^-^ in ^.^ Wome. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. ^.^ The >_> sowwow ^w^ that delivers uWu us UwU thus >_< chang'd 
uWu Makes :33 you xDD think >_< so. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. >w< Wike a ^.^ duww xDD actow now 
^-^ I have :3 fowgot >_> my ^.^ pawt ^-^ and ^-^ I am x3 out, 
uWu Even uWu to a full disgrace. uWu Best :3 of >_> my >w< fwesh, 
Forgive >_> my ^.^ tywanny; but do UwU nyot say, 
:3 Fow that, UwU 'Fowgive x3 ouw uWu Womans.' OwO O, a >_> kiss 
:33 Wong ÚwÚ as >_> my ÚwÚ exiwe, sweet ÚwÚ as >_> my :33 wevenge! 
xDD Nyow, :3 by >w< the >w< jeawous :3 queen :3 of :33 heaven, ^w^ that >_> kiss 
^-^ I UwU cawwied OwO fwom ^-^ thee, x3 deaw, ^-^ and >_> my OwO twue lip 
uWu Hath >w< viwgin'd it e'er x3 since. You UwU gods! ^-^ I prate, 
And >w< the :3 most ^-^ nyobwe mother :3 of >w< the UwU wowwd 
:33 Weave unsaluted. Sink, >_> my >w< knyee, ^.^ i' >_> th' earth; ^-^ [Knyeews] 
Of thy ;;w;; deep >_> duty :33 mowe ÚwÚ impwession ^w^ show 
uWu Than ^w^ that :3 of UwU common :3 sons. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. OwO O, >_< stand :3 up OwO bwest! 
ÚwÚ Whiwst xDD with xDD nyo ^.^ softew ^-^ cushion than >w< the >_< fwint 
^-^ I kneel :33 befowe ^-^ thee, ^-^ and x3 unpwopewwy 
x3 Show duty, ÚwÚ as mistaken ;;w;; aww ^w^ this :33 whiwe 
uWu Between >w< the UwU chiwd ^-^ and uWu pawent. ^-^ [Knyeews] 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. What's xDD this? 
;;w;; Youw >_> knyees uWu to me, uWu to ^-^ youw ÚwÚ cowwected son? 
UwU Then let >w< the pebbles on >w< the UwU hungwy ;;w;; beach 
xDD Fiwwip >w< the uWu staws; :33 then let >w< the ;;w;; mutinyous UwU winds 
>_< Stwike >w< the ÚwÚ pwoud OwO cedaws uWu 'gainst >w< the ^-^ fiewy sun, 
Murd'ring ;;w;; impossibiwity, uWu to uWu make 
:3 What ;;w;; cannyot >_< be >_< swight work. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. Thou UwU awt >_> my >_> wawwiow; 
^-^ I ^-^ howp uWu to ;;w;; fwame ;;w;; thee. :3 Do :33 you >_< knyow ^w^ this uWu wady? 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; sistew :3 of UwU Pubwicowa, 
^.^ The moon :3 of Rome, >_> chaste ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< icicwe 
xDD That's curdied :3 by >w< the UwU fwost OwO fwom :3 puwest >w< snyow, 
And OwO hangs on >_> Dian's ^-^ tempwe- dear :33 Vawewia! 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. ^.^ This is a x3 poow epitome :3 of ^-^ youws, 
Which :3 by >_> th' ^-^ intewpwetation :3 of full :3 time 
:3 May ^w^ show OwO wike ;;w;; aww yourself. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ The x3 god :3 of ^w^ sowdiews, 
With >w< the consent :3 of :33 supweme x3 Jove, :3 infowm 
>w< Thy ;;w;; thoughts xDD with nobleness, ^w^ that >w< thou ;;w;; mayst >_< pwove 
>_< To OwO shame xDD unvuwnyewabwe, ^-^ and >_> stick ^.^ i' >_> th' ^.^ waws 
>w< Wike a >_> gweat >_< sea-mawk, x3 standing >_> evewy ^-^ fwaw, 
And UwU saving those ^w^ that eye ^-^ thee! 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. ;;w;; Youw >w< knyee, ^-^ siwwah. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. xDD That's >_> my ^.^ bwave ^.^ boy. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. uWu Even ÚwÚ he, ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wife, ^w^ this xDD wady, ^-^ and x3 mysewf, 
;;w;; Awe ^w^ suitows uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, x3 peace! 
^w^ Ow, >_> if ;;w;; you'd ask, remember ^w^ this xDD befowe: 
^.^ The >_> thing ^-^ I have ;;w;; fowswown uWu to ÚwÚ gwant ^w^ may UwU nyevew 
;;w;; Be :3 hewd :3 by :33 you :33 denyiaws. :3 Do UwU nyot :33 bid :33 me 
OwO Dismiss >_> my ^w^ sowdiews, >w< ow ;;w;; capituwate 
Again xDD with ^.^ Wome's xDD mechanyics. Tell :33 me UwU nyot 
Wherein ^-^ I seem ^.^ unnyatuwaw; desire UwU nyot 
^-^ T'awway >_> my ^w^ wages ^-^ and revenges xDD with 
;;w;; Youw >_> cowdew ^-^ weasons. 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. OwO O, xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, xDD nyo UwU mowe! 
You have ^-^ said :33 you >w< wiww UwU nyot ÚwÚ gwant uWu us :33 any xDD thing- 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we have OwO nyothing else uWu to ask but ^w^ that 
Which :33 you uWu deny ÚwÚ awweady; yet ;;w;; we >w< wiww ask, 
UwU That, >_> if :33 you >_> faiw ^-^ in x3 ouw :3 wequest, >w< the ^w^ bwame 
:3 May ;;w;; hang upon ^-^ youw ÚwÚ hawdnyess; x3 thewefowe >_> heaw :33 us. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^.^ Aufidius, ^-^ and :33 you >w< Vowsces, >_< mawk; for x3 we'ww 
Hear :33 nyought OwO fwom ^w^ Wome ^-^ in private. ;;w;; Youw ^-^ wequest? 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. ^.^ Shouwd ;;w;; we >_< be ;;w;; siwent ^-^ and UwU nyot :3 speak, x3 ouw uWu waiment 
And ^.^ state :3 of >_< bodies :3 wouwd >_> bewway what OwO wife 
OwO We have led >_> since thy ^-^ exiwe. >w< Think xDD with thyself 
UwU How :33 mowe unfortunate than ;;w;; aww >_< wiving :33 women 
;;w;; Awe ;;w;; we come xDD hithew; >_> since ^w^ that thy sight, xDD which OwO shouwd 
Make x3 ouw ^.^ eyes >_> fwow xDD with joy, ^-^ heawts ^w^ dance xDD with ^-^ comfowts, 
Constrains them UwU weep ^-^ and shake xDD with ^w^ feaw ^-^ and ^w^ sowwow, 
>_< Making >w< the mother, ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ and uWu chiwd, uWu to see 
^.^ The son, >w< the :3 husband, ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ fathew, >w< teawing 
:33 His ^-^ countwy's xDD bowews x3 out. And uWu to x3 poow ;;w;; we 
>w< Thinye enmity's :3 most capital: >w< thou ^-^ baw'st uWu us 
>_< Ouw ^.^ pwayews uWu to >w< the gods, xDD which is a x3 comfowt 
:33 That ;;w;; aww but ;;w;; we >_< enjoy. :3 Fow how ^w^ can ^-^ we, 
>_> Awas, how ^w^ can ;;w;; we for x3 ouw xDD countwy pray, 
>_> Wheweto ;;w;; we are xDD bound, x3 togethew xDD with thy ;;w;; victowy, 
>_> Wheweto ;;w;; we are bound? Alack, >w< ow ;;w;; we must ;;w;; wose 
^.^ The uWu countwy, x3 ouw dear :3 nyuwse, >w< ow else thy person, 
>_< Ouw x3 comfowt ^-^ in >w< the uWu countwy. OwO We must find 
;;w;; An uWu evident ;;w;; cawamity, though ;;w;; we ^w^ had 
>_< Ouw wish, xDD which >w< side OwO shouwd xDD win; for OwO eithew >w< thou 
ÚwÚ Must ÚwÚ as a ^-^ foweign :33 wecweant >_< be led 
With ÚwÚ manyacwes through x3 ouw ^-^ stweets, >w< ow else 
>w< Twiumphantwy ÚwÚ twead on thy ^-^ countwy's uWu wuin, 
And ;;w;; beaw >w< the :3 pawm for having ÚwÚ bwavewy xDD shed 
>w< Thy uWu wife ^-^ and ^w^ chiwdwen's >w< bwood. :3 Fow x3 mysewf, son, 
^-^ I OwO puwpose UwU nyot uWu to :3 wait on xDD fowtunye :3 tiww 
These ^.^ waws :33 detewminye; >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ can UwU nyot x3 pewsuade ÚwÚ thee 
:3 Wathew uWu to ^w^ show a ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ gwace uWu to x3 both x3 pawts 
uWu Than >w< seek >w< the UwU end :3 of :3 onye, >w< thou xDD shawt xDD nyo ^-^ soonyew 
March uWu to :3 assauwt thy xDD countwy than uWu to :3 twead- 
>w< Twust to't, >w< thou xDD shawt ^w^ nyot- on thy xDD mothew's >_< womb 
:33 That brought ÚwÚ thee uWu to ^w^ this world. 
>_< VIWGIWIA. x3 Ay, ^-^ and uWu minye, 
:33 That brought :33 you ^-^ fowth ^w^ this :33 boy uWu to :3 keep ^-^ youw name 
ÚwÚ Wiving uWu to time. 
BOY. >w< 'A >_< shaww UwU nyot ÚwÚ twead on me! 
>_< I'ww run xDD away :3 tiww ^-^ I am uWu biggew, but :33 then >_< I'ww :3 fight. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. uWu Nyot :3 of a :3 woman's ^.^ tendewnyess uWu to >_< be 
xDD Wequiwes >_< nyow UwU chiwd >_< nyow :3 woman's UwU face uWu to >_> see. 
^-^ I have :33 sat x3 too long. ÚwÚ [Wising] 
uWu VOWUMNyIA. Nay, ^w^ go UwU nyot OwO fwom uWu us thus. 
UwU If it were ;;w;; so ^w^ that x3 ouw :33 wequest >w< did ^.^ tend 
>_< To >_< save >w< the >_> Womans, >w< theweby uWu to :33 destwoy 
^.^ The ^.^ Vowsces whom :33 you ^-^ sewve, :33 you :33 might >_> condemn uWu us 
:33 As :3 poisonyous :3 of ^-^ youw honour. x3 Nyo, x3 ouw ^-^ suit 
Is ^w^ that :33 you reconcile xDD them: :33 whiwe >w< the ^.^ Vowsces 
:3 May say OwO 'This :33 mewcy ;;w;; we have xDD show'd,' >w< the ^-^ Womans 
OwO 'This ;;w;; we x3 weceiv'd,' ^-^ and uWu each ^-^ in OwO eithew >w< side 
^w^ Give >w< the >_< aww-haiw uWu to ^-^ thee, ^-^ and ^.^ cwy ^-^ 'Be blest 
:3 Fow UwU making :3 up ^w^ this >w< peace!' Thou know'st, >_> gweat son, 
^.^ The UwU end :3 of war's >_< uncewtain; but ^w^ this >_< cewtain, 
UwU That, >_> if >w< thou xDD conquew Rome, >w< the benefit 
Which >w< thou xDD shawt >w< theweby >_> weap is >_< such a name 
>_< Whose uWu wepetition >w< wiww >_< be :33 dogg'd xDD with curses; 
>_< Whose ^w^ chwonyicwe UwU thus ^-^ wwit: ^-^ 'The man >_> was noble, 
xDD But xDD with ^.^ his last ;;w;; attempt UwU he ^.^ wip'd it x3 out, 
uWu Destwoy'd ^.^ his uWu countwy, ^-^ and ^.^ his name uWu wemains 
>_< To >_> th' ÚwÚ ensuing age ;;w;; abhoww'd.' OwO Speak uWu to me, ;;w;; son. 
Thou UwU hast ^w^ affected >w< the UwU finye strains :3 of ;;w;; honyouw, 
>_< To :33 imitate >w< the :3 gwaces :3 of >w< the gods, 
>_< To tear xDD with ^.^ thundew >w< the uWu wide >_> cheeks uWu o' >_> th' ;;w;; aiw, 
And yet uWu to charge thy ÚwÚ suwphuw xDD with a ^w^ bowt 
:33 That OwO shouwd but xDD wive :3 an >_< oak. ^.^ Why dost UwU nyot ^.^ speak? 
^-^ Think'st >w< thou it >w< honyouwabwe for a ^-^ nyobwe man 
UwU Stiww uWu to remember >_< wwongs? >_> Daughtew, UwU speak ;;w;; you: 
He ^.^ cawes UwU nyot for ^-^ youw weeping. OwO Speak UwU thou, :3 boy; 
x3 Pewhaps thy childishness >w< wiww ^.^ move xDD him :33 mowe 
uWu Than ^w^ can x3 ouw ^-^ weasons. Thewe's xDD nyo man ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd 
x3 Mowe ^.^ bound x3 to's mother, yet ÚwÚ hewe UwU he ^-^ wets :33 me >_< pwate 
>w< Wike >w< onye ^.^ i' >_> th' stocks. Thou UwU hast UwU nyevew ^-^ in thy OwO wife 
^w^ Show'd thy dear mother :33 any courtesy, 
When ^.^ she, x3 poow xDD hen, ;;w;; fond :3 of xDD nyo ;;w;; second OwO bwood, 
:3 Has cluck'd ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< the wars, ^-^ and xDD safewy home 
:33 Woaden xDD with honour. Say >_> my ;;w;; wequest's unjust, 
And :3 spuwn :33 me back; but >_> if it UwU he UwU nyot ;;w;; so, 
Thou UwU awt UwU nyot OwO honyest, ^-^ and >w< the UwU gods >w< wiww ^w^ pwague ^-^ thee, 
:33 That >w< thou UwU westwain'st OwO fwom :33 me >w< the >_> duty xDD which 
>_< To a xDD mothew's ^.^ pawt UwU bewongs. He :3 tuwns uWu away. 
Down, uWu wadies; let uWu us OwO shame xDD him xDD with x3 ouw ;;w;; knyees. 
>_< To ^.^ his :33 suwnyame Coriolanus OwO 'wongs :33 mowe ^-^ pwide 
uWu Than :33 pity uWu to x3 ouw >w< pwayews. >_< Down. ;;w;; An >_> end; 
^.^ This is >w< the xDD wast. So ;;w;; we >w< wiww home uWu to Rome, 
And :33 die xDD among x3 ouw neighbours. Nay, ^w^ behowd's! 
^.^ This uWu boy, ^w^ that ;;w;; cannyot tell what UwU he :3 wouwd have 
xDD But kneels ^-^ and UwU howds :3 up >w< hands for fellowship, 
^w^ Does :3 weason x3 ouw :33 petition xDD with :33 mowe >_> stwength 
uWu Than >w< thou UwU hast uWu to deny't. uWu Come, let uWu us ^w^ go. 
^.^ This uWu fewwow ^w^ had a Volscian uWu to ^.^ his mother; 
:33 His uWu wife is ^-^ in >_< Cowiowi, ^-^ and ^.^ his UwU chiwd 
>w< Wike xDD him :3 by chance. ^w^ Yet >w< give uWu us x3 ouw :3 dispatch. 
^-^ I am xDD hush'd x3 untiw x3 ouw OwO city >_< be ^.^ afiwe, 
And :33 then >_< I'ww UwU speak a little. 
UwU [He UwU howds ;;w;; hew :3 by >w< the ;;w;; hand, ^w^ siwent] 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. O mother, :3 mothew! 
:3 What have :33 you xDD donye? ^.^ Behowd, >w< the heavens do UwU ope, 
^.^ The UwU gods >w< wook x3 down, ^-^ and ^w^ this unnatural uWu scenye 
xDD They ÚwÚ waugh at. O >_> my mother, :3 mothew! ÚwÚ O! 
You have won a happy victory uWu to ;;w;; Wome; 
xDD But for ^-^ youw son- xDD bewieve ^w^ it, OwO O, xDD bewieve it!- 
uWu Most ;;w;; dangewouswy :33 you have xDD with xDD him prevail'd, 
UwU If UwU nyot :3 most x3 mowtaw uWu to ^-^ him. xDD But let it ^-^ come. 
^.^ Aufidius, though ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot uWu make OwO twue wars, 
>_< I'ww ;;w;; fwame >_< convenyient >_< peace. xDD Nyow, ^w^ good ^.^ Aufidius, 
^.^ Wewe :33 you ^-^ in >_> my stead, :3 wouwd :33 you have heard 
xDD A mother UwU wess, >w< ow granted UwU wess, >w< Aufidius? 
>_< AUFIDIUS. ^-^ I >_> was xDD mov'd withal. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^-^ I dare >_< be ^w^ swown :33 you x3 wewe! 
And, sir, it is xDD nyo ^-^ wittwe >_> thing uWu to uWu make 
Mine ^.^ eyes uWu to sweat OwO compassion. >w< But, ^w^ good sir, 
:3 What peace ;;w;; you'fw >_< make, >_> advise >w< me. :3 Fow >_> my >_< pawt, 
>_< I'ww UwU nyot uWu to Rome, >_< I'ww >_< back xDD with you; ^-^ and pray :33 you 
:33 Stand uWu to :33 me ^-^ in ^w^ this cause. O :3 mothew! xDD wife! 
>_< AUFIDIUS. [Aside] ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad >w< thou UwU hast ^w^ set thy :33 mewcy ^-^ and thy 
>w< honyouw 
x3 At >_> diffewence ^-^ in ;;w;; thee. >_> Out :3 of ^w^ that >_< I'ww >w< wowk 
:3 Mysewf a uWu fowmew UwU fowtunye. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ [To >w< the ^w^ wadies] x3 Ay, :3 by ^-^ and :3 by; 
xDD But ;;w;; we >w< wiww drink together; ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww ;;w;; beaw 
xDD A xDD bettew x3 witnyess >_< back than >_< wowds, xDD which ^-^ we, 
:3 On OwO wike conditions, >w< wiww have :3 countew-seaw'd. 
uWu Come, UwU entew xDD with :33 us. :33 Wadies, :33 you ^w^ desewve 
>_< To have a >w< tempwe built ÚwÚ you. ;;w;; Aww >w< the swords 
^.^ In ^w^ Itawy, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew >w< confedewate ^w^ awms, 
x3 Couwd UwU nyot have uWu made ^w^ this >_< peace. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ Wome. xDD A ÚwÚ pubwic :3 pwace 

^-^ Entew MENENIUS ^-^ and uWu SICINyIUS 

:3 MENyENyIUS. ÚwÚ See :33 you yond UwU coign uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ Capitow, yond cornerstone? 
xDD SICINyIUS. :3 Why, what :3 of that? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. UwU If it >_< be possible for :33 you uWu to displace it xDD with ^-^ youw ^-^ wittwe 
^-^ fingew, >w< thewe is ÚwÚ some hope >w< the ladies :3 of Rome, especially ^.^ his 
mother, ^w^ may uWu pwevaiw xDD with ^-^ him. xDD But ^-^ I say >w< thewe is xDD nyo hope OwO in't; 
x3 ouw throats are >_< sentenc'd, ^-^ and x3 stay upon OwO execution. 
xDD SICINyIUS. Is't possible ^w^ that ;;w;; so x3 showt a :3 time ^w^ can alter >w< the 
;;w;; condition :3 of a man? 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ;;w;; Thewe is ^.^ diffewency between a grub ^-^ and a >_> buttewfwy; yet 
^-^ youw >_< buttewfwy >_> was a grub. ^.^ This >_> Mawcius is x3 gwown OwO fwom man uWu to 
:33 dwagon; UwU he has wings, ÚwÚ he's :33 mowe than a UwU cweeping OwO thing. 
xDD SICINyIUS. He :3 wov'd ^.^ his mother dearly. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. So >w< did UwU he x3 me; ^-^ and UwU he xDD nyo :33 mowe remembers ^.^ his mother now 
than :3 an >_> eight-yeaw-owd horse. ^.^ The >_< tawtnyess :3 of ^.^ his UwU face ^w^ souws ripe 
:33 gwapes; uWu when UwU he uWu wawks, UwU he moves OwO wike :3 an ^-^ enginye ^-^ and >w< the >_< gwound 
shrinks :33 befowe ^.^ his treading. He is able uWu to pierce a corslet xDD with 
^.^ his ^-^ eye, x3 tawks OwO wike a OwO knyeww, ^-^ and ^.^ his ÚwÚ hum is a battery. He :3 sits ^-^ in 
^.^ his ^.^ state ÚwÚ as a >_> thing uWu made for x3 Awexandew. :3 What UwU he ^.^ bids >_< be ^w^ donye is 
x3 finyish'd xDD with ^.^ his uWu bidding. He ^-^ wants OwO nyothing :3 of a x3 god but 
>_> etewnyity, ^-^ and a :3 heaven uWu to ^w^ thwonye uWu in. 
xDD SICINyIUS. >w< Yes- >_> mewcy, >_> if :33 you >_< wepowt xDD him truly. 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^-^ I UwU paint xDD him ^-^ in >w< the x3 chawactew. Mark what :33 mewcy ^.^ his mother 
>_< shaww >_< bwing OwO fwom ^-^ him. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo :33 mowe :33 mewcy ^-^ in xDD him than >w< thewe is 
UwU miwk ^-^ in a uWu mawe ^w^ tigew; ^w^ that >_< shaww x3 ouw x3 poow OwO city >w< find. And ;;w;; aww ^w^ this 
is 'long :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^.^ The UwU gods >_< be ^w^ good >_< unto >_> us! 
:3 MENyENyIUS. x3 Nyo, ^-^ in >_< such a case >w< the UwU gods >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be ^w^ good >_< unto :33 us. 
When ;;w;; we ÚwÚ banyish'd xDD him ;;w;; we ÚwÚ wespected UwU nyot ^.^ them; UwU and, UwU he ;;w;; wetuwnying uWu to 
x3 bweak x3 ouw >_> nyecks, :33 they ^w^ wespect UwU nyot :33 us. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. x3 Siw, >_> if ;;w;; you'd >_< save ^-^ youw >_< wife, OwO fwy uWu to ^-^ youw ^w^ house. 
^.^ The plebeians have ^w^ got ^-^ youw uWu fewwow tribune 
And :33 hawe xDD him :3 up ^-^ and >_< down; ;;w;; aww >w< sweawing >_> if 
^.^ The UwU Woman ladies >_< bwing UwU nyot x3 comfowt home 
>w< They'ww >w< give xDD him ÚwÚ death :3 by ÚwÚ inches. 

^-^ Entew uWu anyothew MESSENGER 

xDD SICINyIUS. What's >w< the OwO nyews? 
SECOND MESSENGER. Good OwO nyews, ^w^ good ^w^ nyews! ^.^ The ladies have prevail'd, 
^.^ The >_< Vowscians are ;;w;; diswodg'd, ^-^ and >_> Mawcius gone. 
xDD A ^-^ mewwiew x3 day >w< did UwU nyevew yet >_< gweet Rome, 
x3 Nyo, UwU nyot >_> th' ^w^ expuwsion :3 of >w< the ^w^ Tawquins. 
xDD SICINyIUS. Friend, 
^-^ Awt >w< thou x3 cewtain ^w^ this is >w< twue? Is't :3 most certain? 
SECOND MESSENGER. :33 As x3 cewtain ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the sun is >w< fiwe. 
;;w;; Whewe have :33 you ;;w;; wuwk'd, ^w^ that :33 you uWu make ÚwÚ doubt :3 of it? 
>w< Nye'ew through :3 an ^-^ awch ;;w;; so hurried >w< the blown tide 
:33 As >w< the recomforted through >_> th' >w< gates. :3 Why, ^-^ hawk >_> you! 
x3 [Twumpets, x3 hautboys, drums ;;w;; beat, ;;w;; aww >_< togethew] 
^.^ The >_> twumpets, >w< sackbuts, ^.^ psawtewies, ^-^ and ^-^ fifes, 
UwU Tabows ^-^ and >w< cymbaws, ^-^ and >w< the xDD shouting >_> Womans, 
Make >w< the sun >_> dance. >_> Hawk >_> you! ^.^ [A ;;w;; shout ^.^ within] 
:3 MENyENyIUS. ^.^ This is ^w^ good news. 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go meet >w< the ÚwÚ wadies. ^.^ This xDD Vowumnyia 
Is worth :3 of consuls, uWu senyatows, patricians, 
xDD A OwO city :3 fuww; :3 of tribunes >_< such ÚwÚ as ^.^ you, 
xDD A >w< sea ^-^ and ^w^ wand uWu fuww. You have xDD pway'd ^w^ weww to-day: 
^.^ This ^.^ mownying for >_< ten >_> thousand :3 of ^-^ youw throats 
uWu I'd UwU nyot have ÚwÚ given a UwU doit. Hark, how :33 they >_> joy! 
^-^ [Sound OwO stiww xDD with >w< the uWu shouts] 
xDD SICINyIUS. ^-^ Fiwst, >w< the UwU gods bless :33 you for ^-^ youw ^.^ tidings; xDD nyext, 
Accept >_> my thankfulness. 
SECOND MESSENGER. x3 Siw, ;;w;; we have ;;w;; aww 
Great >_< cause uWu to >w< give >_> gweat >w< thanks. 
xDD SICINyIUS. xDD They are uWu nyeaw >w< the x3 city? 
MESSENGER. >_> Awmost :3 at point uWu to enter. 
xDD SICINyIUS. >w< We'ww meet them, 
And :33 hewp >w< the joy. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
^.^ Wome. xDD A :33 stweet uWu nyeaw >w< the ^.^ gate 

^-^ Entew x3 two SENATORS With ^w^ VOWUMNyIA, ^w^ VIWGIWIA, >w< VAWEWIA, >w< passing OwO ovew >w< the >_< stage, 
:33 'With x3 othew LORDS 

ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ÚwÚ Behowd x3 ouw patroness, >w< the OwO wife :3 of ^.^ Wome! 
x3 Caww ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw OwO twibes xDD togethew, praise >w< the gods, 
And uWu make uWu twiumphant uWu fiwes; >_< stwew >w< fwowews :33 befowe uWu them. 
>w< Unshout >w< the noise ^w^ that ÚwÚ banyish'd ^w^ Mawcius, 
Repeal xDD him xDD with >w< the >_< wewcome :3 of ^.^ his mother; 
OwO AWW. ^-^ Wewcome, :3 wadies, :3 wewcome! 
^.^ [A ^.^ fwouwish xDD with drums ^-^ and uWu twumpets. ^w^ Exeunt] 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
>_> Cowiowi. xDD A ÚwÚ pubwic :3 pwace 

^-^ Entew :3 TUWWUS ^.^ AUFIDIUS xDD with attendents 

>_< AUFIDIUS. :3 Go tell >w< the ÚwÚ wowds uWu o' >_> th' OwO city ^-^ I am >_> hewe; 
^.^ Dewivew them ^w^ this ÚwÚ papew' having UwU wead ^w^ it, 
OwO Bid them repair uWu to >_> th' >_< mawket-pwace, >w< whewe ;;w;; I, 
uWu Even ^-^ in theirs ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the xDD commons' >_> eaws, 
Will ^.^ vouch >w< the >_> twuth :3 of uWu it. ÚwÚ Him ^-^ I :33 accuse 
^.^ The OwO city >_< powts :3 by ^w^ this hath xDD entew'd ^-^ and 
:33 Intends uWu t' ÚwÚ appeaw :33 befowe >w< the x3 peopwe, hoping 
>_< To purge himself xDD with :3 wowds. uWu Dispatch. 
Exeunt attendants 

^-^ Entew xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw >_> CONSPIWATOWS :3 of :3 AUFIDIUS' faction 

uWu Most :3 wewcome! 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> CONSPIWATOW. UwU How is it xDD with x3 ouw ;;w;; genyewaw? 
>_< AUFIDIUS. uWu Even ;;w;; so 
:33 As xDD with a man :3 by ^.^ his ^-^ own >_< awms UwU empoison'd, 
And xDD with ^.^ his charity x3 swain. 
SECOND >_> CONSPIWATOW. uWu Most ^-^ nyobwe sir, 
UwU If :33 you do hold >w< the ^-^ same intent :33 whewein 
You wish'd uWu us UwU pawties, x3 we'ww >w< dewivew :33 you 
Of ^-^ youw >_> gweat :3 dangew. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. x3 Siw, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell; 
OwO We must uWu pwoceed ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we do find >w< the people. 
THIRD >_> CONSPIWATOW. ^.^ The uWu peopwe >w< wiww UwU wemain >_> uncewtain whilst 
^.^ 'Twixt :33 you >_< thewe's xDD diffewence; but >w< the x3 faww :3 of OwO eithew 
uWu Makes >w< the >_> suwvivow >_< heiw :3 of ÚwÚ aww. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. ^-^ I >_< knyow x3 it; 
And >_> my ^-^ pwetext uWu to ;;w;; stwike :3 at xDD him admits 
xDD A ^w^ good construction. ^-^ I xDD wais'd :3 him, ^-^ and ^-^ I :33 pawn'd 
Mine >w< honyouw for ^.^ his ÚwÚ twuth; ;;w;; who being ;;w;; so ^w^ heighten'd, 
He :3 watewed ^.^ his xDD nyew xDD pwants xDD with ^w^ dews :3 of xDD fwattewy, 
;;w;; Seducing ;;w;; so >_> my :3 fwiends; ^-^ and uWu to ^w^ this UwU end 
He x3 bow'd ^.^ his UwU nyatuwe, UwU nyevew known :33 befowe 
xDD But uWu to >_< be :33 wough, unswayable, ^-^ and :3 fwee. 
THIRD >_> CONSPIWATOW. x3 Siw, ^.^ his ;;w;; stoutnyess 
When UwU he >w< did >_< stand for ;;w;; consuw, xDD which UwU he :33 wost 
By x3 wack :3 of ;;w;; stooping- 
>_< AUFIDIUS. :33 That ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ^-^ spoken >_< of. 
ÚwÚ Being ÚwÚ banyish'd ^.^ fow't, UwU he came >_< unto >_> my >w< heawth, 
>w< Pwesented uWu to >_> my UwU knyife ^.^ his ^w^ thwoat. ^-^ I took xDD him; 
^-^ Made xDD him ^.^ joint-sewvant xDD with x3 me; ÚwÚ gave xDD him x3 way 
^.^ In ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ^-^ own OwO desiwes; :33 nyay, let xDD him uWu choose 
>_> Out :3 of >_> my ^w^ fiwes, ^.^ his UwU pwojects uWu to accomplish, 
^w^ My uWu best ^-^ and OwO fweshest men; ^w^ sewv'd ^.^ his >_< designments 
^.^ In mine ^-^ own ;;w;; pewson; ^-^ howp uWu to >_> weap >w< the fame 
Which UwU he >w< did UwU end ;;w;; aww uWu his, ^-^ and took ÚwÚ some ^-^ pwide 
>_< To do myself ^w^ this ;;w;; wwong. ^.^ Tiww, :3 at >w< the ^-^ wast, 
^-^ I OwO seem'd ^.^ his follower, UwU nyot partner; ^-^ and 
He ÚwÚ wag'd :33 me xDD with ^.^ his countenance ÚwÚ as >_> if 
^-^ I ^w^ had OwO been ;;w;; mewcenyawy. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> CONSPIWATOW. So UwU he did, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^.^ The >w< awmy >_< mawveww'd :3 at x3 it; UwU and, ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ wast, 
When UwU he ^w^ had UwU cawwied ^w^ Wome ^-^ and ^w^ that ;;w;; we OwO wook'd 
:3 Fow xDD nyo less :33 spoiw than glory- 
>_< AUFIDIUS. ;;w;; Thewe >_> was x3 it; 
:3 Fow xDD which >_> my ^.^ sinyews >_< shaww >_< be UwU stwetch'd upon ^-^ him. 
x3 At a OwO few ^.^ dwops :3 of >_> women's xDD wheum, xDD which are 
:33 As xDD cheap ÚwÚ as ^w^ wies, UwU he sold >w< the UwU bwood ^-^ and UwU wabouw 
Of x3 ouw >_> gweat xDD action; x3 thewefowe >_< shaww UwU he ^-^ die, 
And >_< I'ww ^w^ wenyew :33 me ^-^ in ^.^ his fall. >w< But, UwU hawk! 
:33 [Dwums ^-^ and 
trumpets uWu sound, xDD with >_> gweat shouts :3 of >w< the >_> peopwe] 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> CONSPIWATOW. ;;w;; Youw native UwU town :33 you xDD entew'd OwO wike a :33 post, 
And ^w^ had xDD nyo xDD wewcomes ;;w;; home; but UwU he xDD wetuwns 
OwO Spwitting >w< the air xDD with :3 nyoise. 
SECOND >_> CONSPIWATOW. And ^.^ patient x3 foows, 
>_< Whose :3 chiwdwen UwU he hath slain, their base throats tear 
With ÚwÚ giving xDD him ^.^ gwowy. 
THIRD >_> CONSPIWATOW. ;;w;; Thewefowe, :3 at ^-^ youw vantage, 
Ere UwU he OwO expwess himself >w< ow ^.^ move >w< the uWu peopwe 
With what UwU he :3 wouwd say, let xDD him feel ^-^ youw ;;w;; swowd, 
Which ;;w;; we >w< wiww ;;w;; second. When UwU he ^w^ wies uWu awong, 
uWu Aftew ^-^ youw x3 way ^.^ his x3 tawe :33 pwonyounc'd >_< shaww ^w^ buwy 
:33 His uWu weasons xDD with ^.^ his :33 body. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. Say xDD nyo :3 mowe: 
uWu Hewe come >w< the uWu wowds. 

^-^ Entew >w< the LORDS :3 of >w< the OwO city 

:33 WOWDS. You are :3 most >_< wewcome home. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. ^-^ I have UwU nyot OwO desewv'd uWu it. 
>w< But, ^-^ wowthy ^w^ wowds, have :33 you xDD with heed xDD pewused 
:3 What ^-^ I have written uWu to :33 you? 
:33 WOWDS. OwO We >w< have. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. And ^-^ gwieve uWu to >_> heaw't. 
:3 What xDD fauwts UwU he uWu made :33 befowe >w< the ^-^ wast, ^-^ I xDD think 
:33 Might have x3 found >_< easy >w< finyes; but >w< thewe uWu to UwU end 
;;w;; Whewe UwU he >_> was uWu to UwU begin, ^-^ and >w< give xDD away 
^.^ The benefit :3 of x3 ouw uWu wevies, ;;w;; answewing uWu us 
With x3 ouw ^-^ own :3 chawge, UwU making a treaty >w< whewe 
;;w;; Thewe >_> was a OwO yiewding- ^w^ this admits xDD nyo >_> excuse. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. He ÚwÚ appwoaches; :33 you >_< shaww >_> heaw ^-^ him. 

^-^ Entew uWu COWIOWANyUS, marching xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and ^w^ cowouws; 
>w< the commoners being xDD with xDD him 

:3 COWIOWANyUS. UwU Haiw, lords! ^-^ I am xDD wetuwn'd ^-^ youw soldier; 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe ^w^ infected xDD with >_> my ^-^ countwy's :33 wove 
uWu Than uWu when ^-^ I :33 pawted OwO hence, but OwO stiww ^w^ subsisting 
Under ^-^ youw >_> gweat :3 command. You are uWu to >_< knyow 
:33 That OwO pwospewouswy ^-^ I have ^-^ attempted, ^-^ and 
With ÚwÚ bwoody >_> passage led ^-^ youw ^.^ waws uWu even uWu to 
^.^ The ^-^ gates :3 of ^.^ Wome. >_< Ouw spoils ;;w;; we have brought home 
^.^ Doth :33 mowe than UwU countewpoise a full ^.^ thiwd ^.^ pawt 
^.^ The ^w^ chawges :3 of >w< the :3 action. OwO We have uWu made peace 
With xDD nyo less >w< honyouw uWu to >w< the >w< Antiates 
uWu Than OwO shame uWu to >_> th' uWu Womans; ^-^ and ;;w;; we ÚwÚ hewe UwU dewivew, 
x3 Subscwib'd :3 by >_> th' x3 consuws ^-^ and patricians, 
Together xDD with >w< the ;;w;; seaw uWu o' >_> th' OwO Senyate, what 
OwO We have >_< compounded >_< on. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. Read it not, ^-^ nyobwe lords; 
xDD But tell >w< the UwU twaitow ^-^ in >w< the >w< highest ^w^ degwee 
He hath ^-^ abus'd ^-^ youw ^-^ powews. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. Traitor! UwU How OwO nyow? 
>_< AUFIDIUS. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ twaitow, ^w^ Mawcius. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ÚwÚ Mawcius! 
>_< AUFIDIUS. x3 Ay, ^w^ Mawcius, ÚwÚ Caius ÚwÚ Mawcius! OwO Dost >w< thou xDD think 
>_< I'ww ^.^ gwace ÚwÚ thee xDD with ^w^ that x3 wobbewy, thy xDD stow'n name 
:3 Cowiowanyus, ^-^ in :3 Cowiowi? 
You ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and UwU heads uWu o' >_> th' xDD state, ^.^ pewfidiouswy 
He has ^-^ betway'd ^-^ youw business ^-^ and ÚwÚ given xDD up, 
:3 Fow x3 cewtain ^.^ dwops :3 of uWu sawt, ^-^ youw OwO city ^-^ Wome- 
^-^ I say ^-^ youw :3 city- uWu to ^.^ his uWu wife ^-^ and mother; 
uWu Bweaking ^.^ his oath ^-^ and resolution OwO wike 
xDD A ÚwÚ twist :3 of >w< wotten >_> siwk; UwU nyevew UwU admitting 
;;w;; Counsew uWu o' >_> th' >w< waw; but :3 at ^.^ his UwU nyuwse's tears 
He whin'd ^-^ and ^-^ woaw'd xDD away ^-^ youw ;;w;; victowy, 
:33 That :3 pages :3 bwush'd :3 at :3 him, ^-^ and ^-^ men :3 of :33 heawt 
xDD Wook'd wond'ring uWu each :3 at >_> othews. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ^w^ Heaw'st UwU thou, xDD Maws? 
>_< AUFIDIUS. Name UwU nyot >w< the god, >w< thou :33 boy :3 of ^w^ teaws- 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. Ha! 
>_< AUFIDIUS. :33 -nyo >w< mowe. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. ;;w;; Measuwewess liar, >w< thou UwU hast uWu made >_> my :33 heawt 
:33 Too >_> gweat for what ;;w;; contains uWu it. 'Boy'! O ^w^ swave! 
UwU Pawdon me, ^w^ wowds, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the >_> fiwst :3 time ^w^ that ^-^ evew 
^-^ I >_> was forc'd uWu to x3 scowd. ;;w;; Youw judgments, >_> my grave ^w^ wowds, 
ÚwÚ Must >w< give ^w^ this ^-^ cuw >w< the >_< wie; ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ own ^-^ nyotion- 
>_< Who wears >_> my stripes >_> impwess'd upon :3 him, ^w^ that 
ÚwÚ Must ;;w;; beaw >_> my ^-^ beating uWu to ^.^ his ^w^ gwave- >_< shaww :33 join 
>_< To ;;w;; thwust >w< the >_< wie >_< unto ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^w^ Peace, both, ^-^ and >_> heaw :33 me ^w^ speak. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. UwU Cut :33 me uWu to >w< pieces, Volsces; ^-^ men ^-^ and lads, 
>_> Stain ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw xDD edges on >w< me. 'Boy'! OwO Fawse >_< hound! 
UwU If :33 you have ^.^ wwit ^-^ youw OwO annyaws ;;w;; twue, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< thewe 
UwU That, OwO wike :3 an ;;w;; eagwe ^-^ in a :33 dove-cote, ^-^ I 
;;w;; Fwuttew'd ^-^ youw >_< Vowscians ^-^ in >_> Cowiowi. 
ÚwÚ Awonye ^-^ I >w< did uWu it. 'Boy'! 
>_< AUFIDIUS. :3 Why, ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ wowds, 
Will :33 you >_< be put ^-^ in ;;w;; mind :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ bwind ^w^ fowtunye, 
Which >_> was ^-^ youw >w< shame, :3 by ^w^ this x3 unhowy x3 bwaggawt, 
>_< Fowe ^-^ youw ^-^ own ^.^ eyes ^-^ and xDD eaws? 
CONSPIRATORS. Let xDD him :33 die ;;w;; fow't. 
^.^ AWW >w< THE PEOPLE. Tear xDD him uWu to pieces. :3 Do it ^-^ pwesentwy. He kill'd >_> my 
;;w;; son. ^w^ My ;;w;; daughtew. He kill'd >_> my ;;w;; cousin xDD Mawcus. He kill'd >_> my 
:33 fathew. 
SECOND LORD. ^w^ Peace, uWu ho! :33 Nyo ^.^ outwage- x3 peace! 
^.^ The man is noble, ^-^ and ^.^ his fame >w< fowds ^-^ in 
^.^ This orb uWu o' >_> th' earth. :33 His last >_> offences uWu to uWu us 
ÚwÚ Shaww have judicious hearing. ;;w;; Stand, ^.^ Aufidius, 
And trouble UwU nyot >w< the >_< peace. 
:3 COWIOWANyUS. O ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 him, 
With six ^.^ Aufidiuses, >w< ow ;;w;; mowe- ^.^ his tribe, 
>_< To ÚwÚ use >_> my x3 wawfuw sword! 
>_< AUFIDIUS. ^-^ Insowent >w< viwwain! 
CONSPIRATORS. ^w^ Kiww, UwU kiww, UwU kiww, UwU kiww, kill uWu him! 
:33 [The >_> CONSPIWATOWS draw ^-^ and kill x3 COWIOWANyUS,who ^w^ fawws. 
^.^ AUFIDIUS ^.^ stands on :33 him] 
:33 WOWDS. Hold, UwU howd, UwU howd, >w< howd! 
>_< AUFIDIUS. ^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe masters, >_> heaw :33 me ^w^ speak. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. O Tullus! 
SECOND LORD. Thou UwU hast ^w^ donye a deed x3 wheweat OwO vawouw >w< wiww weep. 
THIRD LORD. Tread UwU nyot upon ^-^ him. Masters >w< aww, >_< be ^.^ quiet; 
xDD Put :3 up ^-^ youw xDD swowds. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. ^w^ My ^w^ wowds, uWu when :33 you >_< shaww ^-^ knyow- ÚwÚ as ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU wage, 
>w< Pwovok'd :3 by :3 him, :33 you cannot- >w< the >_> gweat danger 
Which ^w^ this man's OwO wife >w< did ^-^ owe ^.^ you, ^.^ you'ww UwU wejoice 
:33 That UwU he is UwU thus cut ^.^ off. x3 Pwease it ^-^ youw UwU honyouws 
>_< To UwU caww :33 me uWu to ^-^ youw OwO Senyate, >_< I'ww >w< dewivew 
:3 Mysewf ^-^ youw loyal :33 sewvant, >w< ow ^w^ enduwe 
;;w;; Youw uWu heaviest censure. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. Bear OwO fwom hence ^.^ his ^.^ body, 
And OwO mouwn :33 you for ^-^ him. Let xDD him >_< be ^w^ wegawded 
:33 As >w< the :3 most ^-^ nyobwe UwU cowse ^w^ that ^-^ evew :3 hewawd 
ÚwÚ Did x3 fowwow uWu to ^.^ his :3 um. 
SECOND LORD. :33 His ^-^ own ^.^ impatience 
>_> Takes OwO fwom >_< Aufidius a >_> gweat ^.^ pawt :3 of >_> bwame. 
xDD Wet's uWu make >w< the uWu best :3 of uWu it. 
>_< AUFIDIUS. ^w^ My xDD wage is gone, 
And ^-^ I am ^w^ stwuck xDD with sorrow. Take xDD him ;;w;; up. 
x3 Hewp, xDD thwee uWu o' >_> th' chiefest >_> sowdiews; >_< I'ww >_< be ^w^ onye. 
OwO Beat >w< thou >w< the :3 dwum, ^w^ that it UwU speak :33 mouwnfuwwy; 
uWu Twaiw ^-^ youw ^-^ steew pikes. OwO Though ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO city UwU he 
uWu Hath >w< widowed ^-^ and unchilded uWu many a :3 onye, 
Which uWu to ^w^ this hour >_> bewaiw >w< the injury, 
^w^ Yet UwU he >_< shaww have a ^-^ nyobwe *shuffles closer* memowy. 
:33 Assist. ;;w;; Exeunt, ÚwÚ beawing >w< the body :3 of >_< COWIOWANyUS 
^.^ [A ^-^ dead OwO mawch sounded] 


>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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>w< 1609 

CYMBELINE 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

xDD CYMBEWINyE, OwO King :3 of UwU Bwitain 
x3 CWOTEN, ^-^ son uWu to >w< the Queen :3 by a uWu fowmew :3 husband 
^-^ POSTHUMUS x3 WEONyATUS, a ^w^ gentweman, :3 husband uWu to ^-^ Imogen 
:3 BEWAWIUS, a x3 banyished lord, >_< disguised ^.^ undew >w< the name :3 of ^w^ Mowgan 

ÚwÚ GUIDEWIUS ^-^ and >w< AWVIWAGUS, sons uWu to Cymbeline, >_< disguised ^.^ undew >w< the 
;;w;; nyames :3 of ^-^ POWYDOWE ^-^ and ^-^ CADWAW, x3 supposed sons uWu to Belarius 
PHILARIO, ^-^ Itawian, uWu fwiend uWu to xDD Posthumus 
IACHIMO, ^-^ Itawian, uWu fwiend uWu to ÚwÚ Phiwawio 
xDD A xDD FWENCH >_< GENTWEMAN, uWu fwiend uWu to ÚwÚ Phiwawio 
xDD CAIUS x3 WUCIUS, UwU Genyewaw :3 of >w< the UwU Woman ^-^ Fowces 
xDD A ROMAN >_< CAPTAIN 
^.^ TWO BRITISH UwU CAPTAINS 
PISANIO, servant uWu to xDD Posthumus 
:33 COWNyEWIUS, a xDD physician 
^.^ TWO LORDS :3 of OwO Cymbewinye's >w< couwt 
^.^ TWO GENTLEMEN :3 of >w< the ^-^ same 
^.^ TWO UwU GAOWEWS 

^w^ QUEEN, uWu wife uWu to uWu Cymbewinye 
xDD IMOGEN, uWu daughtew uWu to uWu Cymbewinye :3 by a uWu fowmew :3 queen 
HELEN, a lady attending on ^-^ Imogen 

UwU APPAWITIONS 

Lords, :33 Wadies, UwU Woman Senators, ^.^ Twibunyes, a xDD Soothsayew, a 
^.^ Dutch :33 Gentweman, a UwU Spanyish :33 Gentweman, Musicians, ^w^ Officews, 
Captains, :3 Sowdiews, Messengers, ^-^ and ^.^ Attendants 



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OwO SCENyE: 
Britain; Italy 



>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>w< Bwitain. ^.^ The OwO gawden :3 of CYMBELINE'S ^-^ pawace 

ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. You do UwU nyot meet a man but xDD fwowns; x3 ouw bloods 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe xDD obey >w< the heavens than x3 ouw xDD couwtiews 
UwU Stiww seem ÚwÚ as does >w< the King's. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. xDD But what's >w< the x3 mattew? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :33 His ;;w;; daughtew, ^-^ and >w< the >_< heiw of's >w< kingdom, whom 
He purpos'd uWu to ^.^ his >w< wife's ^w^ sowe son- a widow 
:33 That OwO wate UwU he uWu mawwied- hath referr'd x3 hewsewf 
uWu Unto a x3 poow but ^-^ wowthy xDD gentweman. >_< She's OwO wedded; 
ÚwÚ Hew :3 husband xDD banyish'd; she imprison'd. ;;w;; Aww 
Is UwU outwawd ^w^ sowwow, though ^-^ I xDD think >w< the OwO King 
;;w;; Be >_< touch'd :3 at :3 vewy >w< heawt. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. UwU Nyonye but >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. He ^w^ that hath :33 wost ;;w;; hew >_< too. So is >w< the OwO Queen, 
:33 That :3 most ;;w;; desiw'd >w< the >w< match. xDD But UwU nyot a >_< couwtiew, 
Although :33 they >_< weaw their faces uWu to >w< the bent 
Of >w< the King's looks, hath a :33 heawt ^w^ that is UwU nyot 
;;w;; Gwad :3 at >w< the >_> thing :33 they xDD scoww at. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. And why so? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. He ^w^ that hath ^-^ miss'd >w< the Princess is a >_> thing 
:33 Too ÚwÚ bad for ÚwÚ bad xDD wepowt; ^-^ and UwU he ^w^ that hath >_> hew- 
^-^ I UwU mean ^w^ that married >w< hew, alack, ^w^ good ^.^ man! 
And x3 thewefowe >w< banyish'd- is a OwO cweatuwe >_< such 
UwU As, uWu to >w< seek through >w< the regions :3 of >w< the earth 
:3 Fow >w< onye ^.^ his ^.^ wike, >w< thewe :3 wouwd >_< be x3 something ;;w;; faiwing 
^.^ In xDD him ^w^ that OwO shouwd ^-^ compawe. ^-^ I do UwU nyot xDD think 
So ^.^ faiw :3 an UwU outwawd ^-^ and >_< such stuff >_> within 
OwO Endows a man but >w< he. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. You UwU speak xDD him ^.^ faw. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I do :3 extend :3 him, sir, >_> within ^.^ himsewf; 
UwU Cwush xDD him x3 togethew :3 wathew than :3 unfowd 
:33 His :3 measuwe x3 duwy. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. What's ^.^ his name ^-^ and :3 biwth? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot xDD dewve xDD him uWu to >w< the >_> woot; ^.^ his father 
uWu Was call'd xDD Siciwius, ;;w;; who >w< did :33 join ^.^ his >w< honyouw 
Against >w< the ^-^ Womans xDD with ÚwÚ Cassibewan, 
xDD But ^w^ had ^.^ his UwU titwes :3 by ;;w;; Tenyantius, whom 
He ^w^ sewv'd xDD with xDD gwowy ^-^ and xDD admiw'd xDD success, 
So gain'd >w< the ^-^ suw-addition Leonatus; 
And >_< had, ^-^ besides ^w^ this gentleman ^-^ in question, 
>_< Two x3 othew :3 sons, :33 who, ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ waws uWu o' >_> th' time, 
OwO Died xDD with their swords ^-^ in UwU hand; for xDD which their ^-^ fathew, 
UwU Then old ^-^ and ;;w;; fond :3 of UwU issue, took >_< such >_> sowwow 
:33 That UwU he uWu quit ^-^ being; ^-^ and ^.^ his ÚwÚ gentwe xDD wady, 
x3 Big :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ gentweman, x3 ouw >w< theme, ^.^ deceas'd 
:33 As UwU he >_> was ^w^ bown. ^.^ The OwO King UwU he >_> takes >w< the :3 babe 
>_< To ^.^ his OwO pwotection, >w< cawws xDD him xDD Posthumus ^w^ Weonyatus, 
UwU Bweeds xDD him ^-^ and ^-^ makes xDD him :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ bed-chambew, 
ÚwÚ Puts uWu to xDD him ;;w;; aww >w< the ÚwÚ weawnyings ^w^ that ^.^ his :3 time 
x3 Couwd uWu make xDD him >w< the OwO weceivew OwO of; xDD which UwU he took, 
:33 As ;;w;; we do ;;w;; aiw, fast ÚwÚ as x3 'twas xDD minyist'wed, 
And :33 in's ;;w;; spwing x3 became a harvest, :3 wiv'd ^-^ in :3 couwt- 
Which ÚwÚ wawe it is uWu to do- :3 most UwU pwais'd, :3 most lov'd, 
xDD A x3 sampwe uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ youngest; uWu to >_> th' :33 mowe mature 
xDD A x3 gwass ^w^ that :3 feated ^.^ them; ^-^ and uWu to >w< the :33 gwavew 
xDD A UwU chiwd ^w^ that >w< guided >_> dotawds. >_< To ^.^ his mistress, 
:3 Fow whom UwU he now is >w< banyish'd- ;;w;; hew ^-^ own ^.^ pwice 
>w< Pwocwaims how she esteem'd xDD him ^-^ and ^.^ his ;;w;; viwtue; 
By ;;w;; hew x3 ewection ^w^ may >_< be >_< twuwy UwU wead 
:3 What uWu kind :3 of man UwU he ^.^ is. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I >w< honyouw xDD him 
uWu Even :33 out :3 of ^-^ youw x3 wepowt. xDD But pray :33 you tell me, 
Is she ^w^ sowe UwU chiwd uWu to >_> th' ÚwÚ King? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :33 His :3 onwy :33 chiwd. 
He ^w^ had x3 two sons- >_> if ^w^ this >_< be worth ^-^ youw :33 heawing, 
Mark uWu it- >w< the :3 ewdest :3 of them :3 at xDD thwee xDD yeaws >_< owd, 
>_< I' >_> th' :33 swathing ^-^ cwothes >w< the >w< othew, OwO fwom their nursery 
^.^ Wewe stol'n; ^-^ and uWu to ^w^ this hour xDD nyo guess ^-^ in >w< knyowwedge 
Which x3 way :33 they went. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. UwU How long is ^w^ this >_< ago? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Some twenty ^-^ yeaws. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :33 That a uWu king's :3 chiwdwen OwO shouwd >_< be ;;w;; so convey'd, 
So ^w^ swackwy guarded, ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; seawch ;;w;; so ^-^ swow 
:33 That ^-^ couwd UwU nyot uWu twace OwO them! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Howsoe'ew ÚwÚ 'tis >_< stwange, 
>_> Ow ^w^ that >w< the :33 nyegwigence ^w^ may ^w^ weww >_< be >_< waugh'd >w< at, 
^w^ Yet is it ;;w;; twue, ^-^ siw. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I do ^w^ weww xDD bewieve ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. OwO We must ;;w;; fowbeaw; ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the ^w^ gentweman, 
^.^ The OwO Queen, ^-^ and OwO Pwincess. Exeunt 

^-^ Entew >w< the ^w^ QUEEN, UwU POSTHUMUS, ^-^ and ^.^ IMOGEN 

>_< QUEEN. x3 Nyo, >_< be assur'd :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot find me, ;;w;; daughtew, 
uWu Aftew >w< the ;;w;; swandew :3 of :3 most ^.^ stepmothews, 
ÚwÚ Eviw-ey'd >_< unto ÚwÚ you. You're >_> my >w< pwisonyew, but 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; gaowew >_< shaww >w< dewivew :33 you >w< the >w< keys 
:33 That ^-^ wock :3 up ^-^ youw :33 westwaint. :3 Fow ^.^ you, uWu Posthumus, 
So UwU soon ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ can >w< win >_> th' ^-^ offended :3 King, 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be known ^-^ youw advocate. x3 Mawwy, yet 
^.^ The ^w^ fiwe :3 of xDD wage is ^-^ in :3 him, ^-^ and x3 'twewe ^w^ good 
You xDD wean'd >_< unto ^.^ his x3 sentence xDD with what x3 patience 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; wisdom ^w^ may :3 infowm ÚwÚ you. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. x3 Pwease ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, 
^-^ I >w< wiww OwO fwom hence xDD to-day. 
>_< QUEEN. You >_< knyow >w< the UwU pewiw. 
>_< I'ww fetch a ^w^ tuwn uWu about >w< the ^-^ gawden, pitying 
^.^ The :33 pangs :3 of x3 baww'd xDD affections, though >w< the OwO King 
uWu Hath charg'd :33 you OwO shouwd UwU nyot UwU speak together. x3 Exit 
IMOGEN. O ;;w;; dissembwing courtesy! UwU How UwU finye ^w^ this x3 tywant 
>_> Can tickle >w< whewe she wounds! ^w^ My x3 deawest :3 husband, 
^-^ I x3 something ^w^ feaw >_> my >_> fathew's wrath, but x3 nyothing- 
uWu Awways x3 wesewv'd >_> my UwU howy OwO duty- what 
:33 His xDD wage ^w^ can do on >w< me. You must >_< be gone; 
And ^-^ I >_< shaww ÚwÚ hewe uWu abide >w< the hourly OwO shot 
Of >w< angwy uWu eyes, UwU nyot >w< comfowted uWu to >_< wive 
xDD But ^w^ that >w< thewe is ^w^ this ÚwÚ jewew ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may see again. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^w^ My ;;w;; queen! >_> my x3 mistwess! 
O xDD wady, UwU weep xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, >_> west ^-^ I >w< give >_< cause 
>_< To >_< be ^-^ suspected :3 of :33 mowe ^.^ tendewnyess 
uWu Than x3 doth ^-^ become a man. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU wemain 
^.^ The ;;w;; woyaw'st :3 husband ^w^ that >w< did e'er OwO pwight UwU twoth; 
^w^ My ^w^ wesidence ^-^ in ^w^ Wome :3 at >w< onye ^-^ Phiwawio's, 
>_< Who uWu to >_> my father >_> was a ^.^ fwiend, uWu to :33 me 
Known but :3 by xDD wettew; ^.^ thithew :3 wwite, >_> my ^-^ queen, 
And xDD with mine ^.^ eyes >_< I'ww drink >w< the >_> wowds :33 you :33 send, 
OwO Though ^-^ ink >_< be uWu made :3 of gall. 

^-^ We-entew >_< QUEEN 

>_< QUEEN. ;;w;; Be ^.^ bwief, ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ you. 
UwU If >w< the OwO King come, ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< incuw ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot 
UwU How ÚwÚ much :3 of ^.^ his :33 dispweasuwe. [Aside] ^w^ Yet >_< I'ww ^.^ move xDD him 
>_< To ^.^ wawk ^w^ this way. ^-^ I UwU nyevew do xDD him ^-^ wwong 
xDD But UwU he does :3 buy >_> my ;;w;; injuwies, uWu to >_< be :3 fwiends; 
Pays dear for >_> my UwU offences. x3 Exit 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^.^ Shouwd ;;w;; we >_< be x3 taking uWu weave 
:33 As long a term ÚwÚ as yet ;;w;; we have uWu to >_< wive, 
^.^ The loathness uWu to ^.^ depawt :3 wouwd ^-^ gwow. ^.^ Adieu! 
IMOGEN. Nay, x3 stay a little. 
^.^ Wewe :33 you but UwU widing ^-^ fowth uWu to air ÚwÚ youwsewf, 
>_> Such parting were x3 too petty. ÚwÚ Wook ;;w;; hewe, love: 
^.^ This >w< diamond >_> was >_> my uWu mothew's; ^w^ take ^w^ it, :33 heawt; 
xDD But :3 keep it :3 tiww :33 you ÚwÚ woo uWu anyothew ÚwÚ wife, 
When ^-^ Imogen is xDD dead. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. >w< How, >_< how? >_> Anyothew? 
You ÚwÚ gentwe gods, >w< give :33 me but ^w^ this ^-^ I uWu have, 
And :33 seaw :3 up >_> my >_< embwacements OwO fwom a UwU nyext 
With xDD bonds :3 of uWu death! :33 Wemain, UwU wemain >w< thou ÚwÚ hewe 
:33 [Puts on >w< the ring] 
uWu Whiwe sense ^w^ can :3 keep it >_< on. And, sweetest, fairest, 
:33 As ^-^ I >_> my x3 poow >_> sewf >w< did exchange for ^.^ you, 
>_< To ^-^ youw ;;w;; so >w< infinyite :3 woss, ;;w;; so ^-^ in x3 ouw trifles 
^-^ I OwO stiww >w< win :3 of ÚwÚ you. :3 Fow >_> my >w< sake >_< weaw this; 
>_> It is a ;;w;; manyacwe :3 of love; >_< I'ww :3 pwace it 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ this ^-^ faiwest prisoner. :33 [Puts a >w< bwacewet on ;;w;; hew >w< awm] 
IMOGEN. O >w< the UwU gods! 
When >_< shaww ;;w;; we see >_> again? 

^-^ Entew CYMBELINE ^-^ and LORDS 

OwO POSTHUMUS. Alack, >w< the King! 
CYMBELINE. Thou ^.^ basest ^w^ thing, avoid; hence OwO fwom >_> my :33 sight 
UwU If after ^w^ this UwU command >w< thou ;;w;; fwaught >w< the >w< couwt 
With thy ÚwÚ unwowthinyess, >w< thou diest. ;;w;; Away! 
^-^ Thou'wt OwO poison uWu to >_> my >w< bwood. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^.^ The UwU gods protect ^.^ you, 
And bless >w< the ^w^ good >_< wemaindews :3 of >w< the court! 
^-^ I am gone. x3 Exit 
IMOGEN. ;;w;; Thewe ;;w;; cannyot >_< be a pinch ^-^ in ÚwÚ death 
x3 Mowe :33 shawp than ^w^ this ^.^ is. 
CYMBELINE. O ;;w;; diswoyaw ^w^ thing, 
:33 That shouldst repair >_> my uWu youth, >w< thou ÚwÚ heap'st 
xDD A year's age on me! 
IMOGEN. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, sir, 
ÚwÚ Hawm UwU nyot :33 youwsewf xDD with ^-^ youw x3 vexation. 
^-^ I am :33 sensewess :3 of ^-^ youw OwO wwath; a >_< touch :33 mowe ÚwÚ wawe 
>_> Subdues ;;w;; aww uWu pangs, ;;w;; aww >_> feaws. 
CYMBELINE. ;;w;; Past grace? obedience? 
IMOGEN. ;;w;; Past x3 hope, ^-^ and ^-^ in ÚwÚ despaiw; ^w^ that x3 way :33 past grace. 
CYMBELINE. :33 That ^w^ mightst have ^w^ had >w< the ^w^ sowe ^-^ son :3 of >_> my ;;w;; queen! 
IMOGEN. O xDD bwessed ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 might not! ^-^ I >w< chose :3 an x3 eagwe, 
And >w< did ^.^ avoid a xDD puttock. 
CYMBELINE. Thou x3 took'st a xDD beggaw, wouldst have uWu made >_> my ^w^ thwonye 
xDD A ^w^ seat for baseness. 
IMOGEN. >w< Nyo; ^-^ I :3 wathew ;;w;; added 
xDD A ^.^ wustwe uWu to uWu it. 
CYMBELINE. O >w< thou :3 viwe ^-^ onye! 
IMOGEN. x3 Siw, 
>_> It is ^-^ youw x3 fauwt ^w^ that ^-^ I have :3 wov'd Posthumus. 
You uWu bwed xDD him ÚwÚ as >_> my >_< pwayfewwow, ^-^ and UwU he is 
xDD A man worth :33 any ^w^ woman; OwO ovewbuys :33 me 
>_> Awmost >w< the >_> sum UwU he >w< pays. 
CYMBELINE. ^w^ What, UwU awt >w< thou :3 mad? 
IMOGEN. :3 Awmost, ^-^ siw. >_> Heaven uWu westowe me! >w< Wouwd ^-^ I were 
xDD A ^.^ nyeat-hewd's ;;w;; daughtew, ^-^ and >_> my :33 Weonyatus 
>_< Ouw ^w^ nyeighbouw OwO shephewd's OwO son! 

^-^ We-entew >_< QUEEN 

CYMBELINE. Thou x3 foowish thing! 
^w^ [To >w< the uWu QUEEN] xDD They were ;;w;; again together. You have ^w^ donye 
uWu Nyot after x3 ouw :3 command. >_> Away xDD with >w< hew, 
And pen ;;w;; hew ;;w;; up. 
>_< QUEEN. >w< Beseech ^-^ youw patience.- ^w^ Peace, 
^-^ Deaw lady ;;w;; daughtew, >_< peace!- ^-^ Sweet uWu soveweign, 
:33 Weave uWu us uWu to >_> ouwsewves, ^-^ and uWu make :33 youwsewf ÚwÚ some x3 comfowt 
>_> Out :3 of ^-^ youw uWu best UwU advice. 
CYMBELINE. Nay, let ;;w;; hew x3 wanguish 
xDD A drop :3 of UwU bwood a x3 day UwU and, being OwO aged, 
;;w;; Die :3 of ^w^ this folly. Exit, xDD with LORDS 

^-^ Entew PISANIO 

>_< QUEEN. xDD Fie! :33 you must >w< give way. 
uWu Hewe is ^-^ youw >w< sewvant. UwU How uWu nyow, :33 siw! :3 What OwO nyews? 
^-^ PISANyIO. ^w^ My lord ^-^ youw ^-^ son OwO dwew on >_> my ÚwÚ mastew. 
>_< QUEEN. Ha! 
:33 Nyo >_< hawm, ^-^ I UwU twust, is xDD donye? 
^-^ PISANyIO. ;;w;; Thewe :33 might have x3 been, 
xDD But ^w^ that >_> my ^w^ mastew :3 wathew >_< pway'd than ;;w;; fought, 
And ^w^ had xDD nyo :33 hewp :3 of :3 angew; :33 they were :33 pawted 
By OwO gentwemen :3 at ;;w;; hand. 
>_< QUEEN. ^-^ I am :3 vewy ^.^ gwad on't. 
IMOGEN. ;;w;; Youw son's >_> my >_> fathew's ^-^ fwiend; UwU he >_> takes ^.^ his ^.^ pawt 
>_< To draw upon :3 an ^.^ exiwe! O ^.^ bwave :33 siw! 
^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 they were ^-^ in OwO Afwic x3 both together; 
:3 Mysewf :3 by xDD with a ^-^ nyeedwe, ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 might ^w^ pwick 
^.^ The xDD goew-back. ^.^ Why came :33 you OwO fwom ^-^ youw master? 
^-^ PISANyIO. :3 On ^.^ his :3 command. He :3 wouwd UwU nyot :3 suffew :33 me 
>_< To >_< bwing xDD him uWu to >w< the ^w^ haven; UwU weft uWu these ÚwÚ nyotes 
Of what >_> commands ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be xDD subject x3 to, 
^w^ When't pleas'd :33 you uWu to ^-^ empwoy >w< me. 
>_< QUEEN. ^.^ This hath OwO been 
;;w;; Youw faithful >w< sewvant. ^-^ I dare lay mine >w< honyouw 
He >w< wiww UwU wemain >_< so. 
^-^ PISANyIO. ^-^ I x3 humbwy UwU thank ^-^ youw uWu Highnyess. 
>_< QUEEN. xDD Pway ^.^ wawk ^w^ awhiwe. 
IMOGEN. About ÚwÚ some uWu hawf-houw OwO hence, 
xDD Pway :33 you UwU speak xDD with >w< me. You >_< shaww :3 at least 
:3 Go see >_> my lord aboard. :3 Fow ^w^ this :3 time uWu weave >w< me. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
>w< Bwitain. xDD A ÚwÚ pubwic :3 pwace 

^-^ Entew ^-^ CWOTEN ^-^ and x3 two LORDS 

ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. x3 Siw, ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> advise :33 you uWu to :3 shift a uWu shiwt; >w< the violence 
:3 of action hath uWu made :33 you x3 week ÚwÚ as a ÚwÚ sacwifice. ;;w;; Whewe air ÚwÚ comes x3 out, 
air ÚwÚ comes in; >_< thewe's none abroad ;;w;; so :33 whowesome ÚwÚ as ^w^ that :33 you vent. 
OwO CWOTEN. UwU If >_> my ;;w;; shiwt were uWu bwoody, :33 then uWu to :3 shift uWu it. >_< Have ^-^ I hurt him? 
SECOND LORD. [Aside] x3 Nyo, faith; UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ^.^ his ^.^ patience. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. UwU Huwt uWu him! :33 His ^w^ body's a passable :33 cawcass >_> if UwU he >_< be UwU nyot 
>w< huwt. >_> It is a ^.^ thwoughfawe for ^-^ steew >_> if it >_< be UwU nyot >w< huwt. 
SECOND LORD. [Aside] :33 His ^-^ steew >_> was ^-^ in xDD debt; it UwU went uWu o' >_> th' >_< back 
>w< side >w< the town. 
OwO CWOTEN. ^.^ The ^w^ viwwain :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< stand >w< me. 
SECOND LORD. [Aside] >w< Nyo; but UwU he fled ;;w;; fowwawd ^.^ stiww, ^.^ towawd ^-^ youw 
OwO face. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. :33 Stand :33 you? You have ^w^ wand :33 enyough :3 of ^-^ youw UwU own; but UwU he 
;;w;; added uWu to ^-^ youw xDD having, ÚwÚ gave :33 you ÚwÚ some uWu gwound. 
SECOND LORD. [Aside] :33 As uWu many OwO inches ÚwÚ as :33 you have OwO oceans. 
>w< Puppies! 
OwO CWOTEN. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 they ^w^ had UwU nyot come between :33 us. 
SECOND LORD. [Aside] So :3 wouwd ;;w;; I, :3 tiww :33 you ^w^ had ^-^ measuw'd how long a 
UwU foow :33 you were upon >w< the uWu gwound. 
OwO CWOTEN. And ^w^ that she OwO shouwd :33 wove ^w^ this fellow, ^-^ and :3 wefuse me! 
SECOND LORD. [Aside] UwU If it >_< be a x3 sin uWu to uWu make a OwO twue :33 ewection, she is 
^.^ damn'd. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. x3 Siw, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< towd :33 you always, ;;w;; hew beauty ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ^.^ bwain ^w^ go 
UwU nyot together; she's a ^w^ good :33 sign, but ^-^ I have seen xDD smaww UwU wefwection 
:3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ wit. 
SECOND LORD. [Aside] ÚwÚ She uWu shinyes UwU nyot upon x3 foows, >_> west >w< the UwU wefwection 
OwO shouwd hurt x3 hew. 
OwO CWOTEN. uWu Come, >_< I'ww uWu to >_> my UwU chambew. >w< Wouwd >w< thewe ^w^ had OwO been ÚwÚ some hurt 
>_> donye! 
SECOND LORD. [Aside] ^-^ I :33 wish UwU nyot uWu so; UwU unwess it ^w^ had OwO been >w< the x3 faww :3 of 
:3 an ^-^ ass, xDD which is xDD nyo >_> gweat >w< huwt. 
OwO CWOTEN. >_< You'ww ^w^ go xDD with xDD us? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. >_< I'ww ^-^ attend ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. 
OwO CWOTEN. Nay, come, let's ^w^ go together. 
SECOND LORD. xDD Weww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
>w< Bwitain. CYMBELINE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^.^ IMOGEN ^-^ and PISANIO 

IMOGEN. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< thou :33 gwew'st >_< unto >w< the ^.^ showes uWu o' >_> th' haven, 
And >_> questionyed'st >_> evewy ;;w;; saiw; >_> if UwU he OwO shouwd :3 wwite, 
And ^-^ I UwU nyot have ^w^ it, x3 'twewe a paper >_> wost, 
:33 As ^.^ offew'd :33 mewcy ^.^ is. :3 What >_> was >w< the last 
:33 That UwU he spake uWu to uWu thee? 
^-^ PISANyIO. >_> It OwO was: ^.^ his ^-^ queen, ^.^ his ;;w;; queen! 
IMOGEN. UwU Then UwU wav'd ^.^ his :33 handkewchief? 
^-^ PISANyIO. And kiss'd ^w^ it, OwO madam. 
IMOGEN. uWu Sensewess :3 winyen, uWu happiew ÚwÚ thewein than ^w^ I! 
And ^w^ that >_> was all? 
^-^ PISANyIO. x3 Nyo, madam; for ;;w;; so long 
:33 As UwU he ^-^ couwd uWu make :33 me xDD with ^.^ his ^-^ eye, >w< ow OwO cawe 
Distinguish xDD him OwO fwom others, UwU he >w< did :3 keep 
^.^ The ÚwÚ deck, xDD with glove, >w< ow xDD hat, >w< ow OwO handkewchief, 
UwU Stiww waving, ÚwÚ as >w< the uWu fits ^-^ and stirs of's ;;w;; mind 
x3 Couwd uWu best OwO expwess how ^-^ swow ^.^ his ^w^ souw sail'd ;;w;; on, 
UwU How ÚwÚ swift ^.^ his ^-^ ship. 
IMOGEN. Thou shouldst have uWu made xDD him 
:33 As ^-^ wittwe ÚwÚ as a ;;w;; cwow, >w< ow UwU wess, ^-^ ewe UwU weft 
>_< To >w< aftew-eye ^-^ him. 
^-^ PISANyIO. ^-^ Madam, ;;w;; so ^-^ I did. 
IMOGEN. ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ^.^ bwoke mine ;;w;; eyestwings, crack'd them but 
>_< To >w< wook upon :3 him, :3 tiww >w< the diminution 
Of :33 space ^w^ had pointed xDD him :33 shawp ÚwÚ as >_> my OwO nyeedwe; 
Nay, fowwowed xDD him :3 tiww UwU he ^w^ had melted OwO fwom 
^.^ The >_> smawwnyess :3 of a gnat uWu to ;;w;; aiw, ^-^ and :33 then 
>_< Have OwO tuwn'd mine eye ^-^ and wept. >w< But, ^w^ good >w< Pisanyio, 
When >_< shaww ;;w;; we >_> heaw OwO fwom him? 
^-^ PISANyIO. ;;w;; Be assur'd, ÚwÚ madam, 
With ^.^ his UwU nyext vantage. 
IMOGEN. ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot ^w^ take >_> my uWu weave :3 of :3 him, but ^w^ had 
uWu Most ;;w;; pwetty things uWu to ÚwÚ say. Ere ^-^ I ^-^ couwd tell xDD him 
UwU How ^-^ I :3 wouwd xDD think on xDD him :3 at x3 cewtain >w< houws 
>_> Such ;;w;; thoughts ^-^ and such; >w< ow ^-^ I ^-^ couwd uWu make xDD him xDD sweaw 
^.^ The >_> shes :3 of Italy OwO shouwd UwU nyot :3 betway 
Mine interest ^-^ and ^.^ his ^.^ honyouw; >w< ow have charg'd :3 him, 
x3 At >w< the sixth hour :3 of morn, :3 at noon, :3 at ^-^ midnyight, 
>_> T' ^w^ encountew :33 me xDD with >_< owisons, for :33 then 
^-^ I am ^-^ in :3 heaven for xDD him; >w< ow ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^-^ couwd 
^w^ Give xDD him ^w^ that parting >_> kiss xDD which ^-^ I ^w^ had ^w^ set 
>_< Betwixt x3 two ÚwÚ chawming >_< wowds, ÚwÚ comes ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ fathew, 
And OwO wike >w< the :33 tywannyous breathing :3 of >w< the north 
:3 Shakes ;;w;; aww x3 ouw uWu buds OwO fwom ÚwÚ gwowing. 

^-^ Entew a LADY 

x3 WADY. ^.^ The OwO Queen, ÚwÚ madam, 
Desires ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' x3 company. 
IMOGEN. Those things ^-^ I :33 bid :33 you ÚwÚ do, x3 get them dispatch'd. 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ attend >w< the xDD Queen. 
^-^ PISANyIO. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I uWu shaww. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ Wome. >w< PHIWAWIO'S house 

^-^ Entew PHILARIO, IACHIMO, a ^w^ FWENCHMAN, a :33 DUTCHMAN, ^-^ and a x3 SPANyIAWD 

^w^ IACHIMO. ;;w;; Bewieve ^w^ it, sir, ^-^ I have seen xDD him ^-^ in >w< Bwitain. He >_> was :33 then 
:3 of a ^w^ cwescent >w< nyote, expected uWu to >_< pwove ;;w;; so ^-^ wowthy ÚwÚ as >_> since UwU he hath 
OwO been allowed >w< the name >_< of. xDD But ^-^ I ^-^ couwd :33 then have OwO wook'd on xDD him 
:33 without >w< the :33 hewp :3 of :3 admiwation, though >w< the catalogue :3 of ^.^ his 
uWu endowments ^w^ had OwO been >_> tabwed :3 by ^.^ his x3 side, ^-^ and ^-^ I uWu to ÚwÚ pewuse xDD him :3 by 
>w< items. 
;;w;; PHIWAWIO. You UwU speak :3 of xDD him uWu when UwU he >_> was less furnish'd than now UwU he 
is xDD with ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ makes xDD him x3 both :33 without ^-^ and within. 
;;w;; FWENCHMAN. ^-^ I have seen xDD him ^-^ in France; ;;w;; we ^w^ had :3 vewy uWu many >w< thewe ^-^ couwd 
uWu behowd >w< the sun xDD with ÚwÚ as ^w^ fiwm ^.^ eyes ÚwÚ as >w< he. 
^w^ IACHIMO. ^.^ This :3 mattew :3 of marrying ^.^ his uWu king's ;;w;; daughtew, :33 whewein UwU he 
must >_< be >w< weighed :3 wathew :3 by ;;w;; hew ^.^ vawue than ^.^ his OwO own, >_> wowds :3 him, ^-^ I 
ÚwÚ doubt not, a >_> gweat ^.^ deaw OwO fwom >w< the >w< mattew. 
;;w;; FWENCHMAN. And :33 then ^.^ his >_> banyishment. 
^w^ IACHIMO. x3 Ay, ^-^ and >w< the :33 appwobation :3 of those ^w^ that UwU weep ^w^ this lamentable 
>w< divowce ^.^ undew ;;w;; hew ^w^ cowouws are >_> wondewfuwwy uWu to :3 extend :3 him, >_< be it 
but uWu to ^.^ fowtify ;;w;; hew judgment, xDD which else :3 an >_< easy battery :33 might lay 
>_< fwat, for x3 taking a xDD beggaw, :33 without less OwO quawity. xDD But how ÚwÚ comes it 
UwU he is uWu to ^w^ sojouwn xDD with :33 you? UwU How creeps >_> acquaintance? 
;;w;; PHIWAWIO. :33 His father ^-^ and ^-^ I were :33 sowdiews xDD togethew, uWu to whom ^-^ I have 
OwO been x3 often ^.^ bound for xDD nyo less than >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ POSTHUMUS 

uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the Briton. Let xDD him >_< be ;;w;; so entertained ^.^ amongst :33 you ÚwÚ as 
suits xDD with OwO gentwemen :3 of ^-^ youw OwO knyowing uWu to a stranger :3 of ^.^ his 
OwO quawity. ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you ;;w;; aww >_< be xDD bettew known uWu to ^w^ this ^w^ gentweman, 
whom ^-^ I >w< commend uWu to :33 you ÚwÚ as a ^-^ nyobwe uWu fwiend :3 of >_< minye. UwU How ^-^ wowthy UwU he is 
^-^ I >w< wiww uWu weave uWu to ÚwÚ appeaw uWu heweaftew, :3 wathew than ^w^ stowy xDD him ^-^ in ^.^ his 
^-^ own hearing. 
;;w;; FWENCHMAN. x3 Siw, ;;w;; we have known x3 togethew ^-^ in >_> Owweans. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ;;w;; Since uWu when ^-^ I have OwO been ^-^ debtow uWu to :33 you for OwO couwtesies, 
xDD which ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ^-^ evew uWu to ^-^ pay ^-^ and yet ^-^ pay >w< stiww. 
;;w;; FWENCHMAN. x3 Siw, :33 you uWu o'ewwate >_> my x3 poow >w< kindnyess. ^-^ I >_> was ^.^ gwad ^-^ I >w< did 
:33 atonye >_> my countryman ^-^ and you; it ^w^ had OwO been :33 pity :33 you OwO shouwd have 
OwO been put x3 togethew xDD with ;;w;; so x3 mowtaw a OwO puwpose ÚwÚ as :33 then uWu each >w< bowe, 
upon ^w^ impowtance :3 of ;;w;; so >_< swight ^-^ and OwO twiviaw a ^w^ nyatuwe. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. By ^-^ youw pardon, ^-^ siw. ^-^ I >_> was :33 then a xDD young >_< twavewwew; 
:3 wathew ^.^ shunn'd uWu to ^w^ go uWu even xDD with what ^-^ I heard than ^-^ in >_> my >_> evewy 
action uWu to >_< be >w< guided :3 by others' :3 expewiences; but upon >_> my ^.^ mended 
x3 judgment- >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ offend UwU nyot uWu to say it is x3 mended- >_> my :3 quawwew >_> was UwU nyot 
altogether :3 swight. 
;;w;; FWENCHMAN. ^-^ Faith, ^-^ yes, uWu to >_< be put uWu to >w< the >_> awbitwement :3 of >_< swowds, ^-^ and 
:3 by >_< such x3 two ^w^ that :3 wouwd :3 by ;;w;; aww ^w^ wikewihood have UwU confounded >w< onye >w< the 
x3 othew >w< ow have ^w^ faww'n ^.^ both. 
^w^ IACHIMO. >_> Can ^-^ we, xDD with manners, ask what >_> was >w< the difference? 
;;w;; FWENCHMAN. Safely, ^-^ I think. >_< 'Twas a >_> contention ^-^ in ÚwÚ pubwic, xDD which 
;;w;; may, :33 without UwU contwadiction, :3 suffew >w< the x3 wepowt. >_> It >_> was ÚwÚ much OwO wike 
:3 an argument ^w^ that uWu feww :33 out last OwO nyight, >w< whewe uWu each :3 of uWu us uWu feww ^-^ in 
praise :3 of x3 ouw xDD countwy mistresses; ^w^ this gentleman :3 at ^w^ that :3 time 
;;w;; vouching- ^-^ and upon warrant :3 of ÚwÚ bwoody xDD affiwmation- ^.^ his uWu to >_< be :33 mowe 
x3 faiw, >w< viwtuous, UwU wise, ^-^ chaste, :3 constant, >_> quawified, ^-^ and less 
xDD attemptabwe, than :33 any >w< the ;;w;; wawest :3 of x3 ouw ladies ^-^ in >_< Fwance. 
^w^ IACHIMO. :33 That lady is UwU nyot now ^.^ wiving, >w< ow ^w^ this uWu gentweman's uWu opinyion, 
:3 by ^w^ this, worn x3 out. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ÚwÚ She UwU howds ;;w;; hew virtue ^.^ stiww, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_> my :3 mind. 
^w^ IACHIMO. You must UwU nyot ;;w;; so far ;;w;; pwefew ;;w;; hew :3 fowe UwU ouws :3 of ^w^ Itawy. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ÚwÚ Being ;;w;; so far >_> pwovok'd ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> was ^-^ in France, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ abate 
;;w;; hew ;;w;; nyothing, though ^-^ I profess myself ;;w;; hew xDD adowew, UwU nyot ;;w;; hew OwO fwiend. 
^w^ IACHIMO. :33 As ^.^ faiw ^-^ and ÚwÚ as uWu good- a uWu kind :3 of >w< hand-in-hand ^w^ compawison- 
^w^ had OwO been x3 something x3 too ^.^ faiw ^-^ and x3 too ^w^ good for :33 any lady ^-^ in >w< Bwitain. 
UwU If she UwU went :33 befowe ÚwÚ othews ^-^ I have seen ÚwÚ as ^w^ that >w< diamond :3 of ;;w;; youws 
xDD outwustwes uWu many ^-^ I have x3 behewd, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot but xDD bewieve she 
OwO excewwed :3 many; but ^-^ I have UwU nyot seen >w< the :3 most ;;w;; pwecious >w< diamond ^w^ that 
UwU is, >_< nyow :33 you >w< the OwO wady. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^-^ I prais'd ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ as ^-^ I rated x3 hew. So do ^-^ I >_> my OwO stonye. 
^w^ IACHIMO. :3 What do :33 you ^-^ esteem it >_< at? 
OwO POSTHUMUS. x3 Mowe than >w< the UwU wowwd enjoys. 
^w^ IACHIMO. >w< Eithew ^-^ youw ;;w;; unpawagon'd ÚwÚ mistwess is >_> dead, >w< ow she's 
>w< outpwiz'd :3 by a ^w^ twifwe. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. You are x3 mistaken: >w< the >w< onye ^w^ may >_< be sold >w< ow given, >_> if >w< thewe 
were xDD weawth :33 enyough for >w< the uWu puwchase >w< ow UwU mewit for >w< the ;;w;; gift; >w< the 
x3 othew is UwU nyot a >_> thing for sale, ^-^ and :3 onwy >w< the :3 gift :3 of >w< the ;;w;; gods. 
^w^ IACHIMO. Which >w< the UwU gods have ÚwÚ given :33 you? 
OwO POSTHUMUS. Which :3 by their :3 gwaces ^-^ I >w< wiww keep. 
^w^ IACHIMO. You ^w^ may >_< weaw ;;w;; hew ^-^ in title >_< youws; but :33 you >_< knyow ^-^ stwange ;;w;; foww 
:3 wight upon ^w^ nyeighbouwing OwO ponds. ;;w;; Youw ring ^w^ may >_< be xDD stow'n >_< too. So 
^-^ youw >w< bwace :3 of :33 unpwizabwe ÚwÚ estimations, >w< the >w< onye is but frail ^-^ and 
>w< the x3 othew uWu casuaw; a cunning >_< thief, >w< ow a OwO that-way-accompwish'd 
>_< couwtiew, :3 wouwd ;;w;; hazawd >w< the >_< winnying x3 both :3 of >_> fiwst ^-^ and xDD wast. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ;;w;; Youw Italy ;;w;; contains none ;;w;; so accomplish'd a ^w^ couwtiew uWu to 
>_> convince >w< the >w< honyouw :3 of >_> my mistress, >_> if ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ howding >w< ow OwO woss :3 of 
^w^ that :33 you term ;;w;; hew ^-^ fwaiw. ^-^ I do OwO nyothing ÚwÚ doubt :33 you have >_> stowe :3 of 
thieves; ÚwÚ nyotwithstanding, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw UwU nyot >_> my ring. 
;;w;; PHIWAWIO. Let uWu us uWu weave ;;w;; hewe, ;;w;; gentwemen. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. x3 Siw, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< heawt. ^.^ This ^-^ wowthy OwO signyiow, ^-^ I UwU thank 
:3 him, ^-^ makes xDD nyo stranger :3 of x3 me; ;;w;; we are :3 famiwiaw :3 at first. 
^w^ IACHIMO. With ÚwÚ five xDD times ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >w< convewsation ^-^ I OwO shouwd x3 get >_< gwound 
:3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw mistress; uWu make ;;w;; hew ^w^ go >_< back uWu even uWu to >w< the ;;w;; yiewding, ^w^ had 
^-^ I ^.^ admittance ^-^ and ^.^ oppowtunyity uWu to OwO fwiend. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo. 
^w^ IACHIMO. ^-^ I dare xDD theweupon :33 pawn >w< the >_< moiety :3 of >_> my estate uWu to ^-^ youw 
^.^ wing, which, ^-^ in >_> my uWu opinyion, :33 o'ewvawues it ÚwÚ something. xDD But ^-^ I uWu make 
>_> my wager :3 wathew ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw uWu confidence than ;;w;; hew uWu weputation; UwU and, 
uWu to bar ^-^ youw uWu offence x3 hewein OwO too, ^-^ I durst ;;w;; attempt it ÚwÚ against :33 any 
lady ^-^ in >w< the world. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. You are a >_> gweat ^.^ deaw ^-^ abus'd ^-^ in x3 too xDD bowd a persuasion, 
^-^ and ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot :33 you >_< sustain what y'are ^-^ wowthy :3 of :3 by ^-^ youw ^-^ attempt. 
^w^ IACHIMO. What's that? 
OwO POSTHUMUS. xDD A repulse; though ^-^ youw >w< attempt, ÚwÚ as :33 you UwU caww ^w^ it, ^w^ desewve 
;;w;; mowe- a :33 punyishment >_< too. 
;;w;; PHIWAWIO. :33 Gentwemen, :33 enyough :3 of this. >_> It came ^-^ in x3 too suddenly; let 
it :33 die ÚwÚ as it >_> was born, ^-^ and ^-^ I pray :33 you >_< be xDD bettew >w< acquainted. 
^w^ IACHIMO. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had put >_> my estate ^-^ and >_> my x3 nyeighbouw's on >_> th' 
:33 appwobation :3 of what ^-^ I have spoke! 
OwO POSTHUMUS. :3 What lady :3 wouwd :33 you uWu choose uWu to UwU assaiw? 
^w^ IACHIMO. ^w^ Youws, whom ^-^ in >_< constancy :33 you xDD think ^.^ stands ;;w;; so OwO safe. ^-^ I >w< wiww 
lay :33 you >_< ten >_> thousand ducats uWu to ^-^ youw ring that, >w< commend :33 me uWu to >w< the 
>w< couwt >w< whewe ^-^ youw lady UwU is, xDD with xDD nyo :33 mowe ^w^ advantage than >w< the 
^.^ oppowtunyity :3 of a ;;w;; second ÚwÚ confewence, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< bwing OwO fwom thence 
^w^ that >w< honyouw :3 of :33 hews xDD which :33 you ^.^ imaginye ;;w;; so ^.^ wesewv'd. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww wage ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw :3 gowd, >_< gowd uWu to uWu it. ^w^ My ring ^-^ I 
hold dear ÚwÚ as >_> my uWu fingew; ÚwÚ 'tis ^.^ pawt :3 of uWu it. 
^w^ IACHIMO. You are a ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ and ÚwÚ thewein >w< the uWu wisew. UwU If :33 you :3 buy 
ladies' flesh :3 at a million a >_< dwam, :33 you ;;w;; cannyot preserve it OwO fwom 
OwO tainting. xDD But ^-^ I see :33 you have ÚwÚ some ^-^ wewigion ^-^ in ^.^ you, ^w^ that :33 you >_< feaw. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^.^ This is but a >w< custom ^-^ in ^-^ youw tongue; :33 you ;;w;; beaw a :33 gwavew 
UwU puwpose, ^-^ I ^-^ hope. 
^w^ IACHIMO. ^-^ I am >w< the ^w^ mastew :3 of >_> my ^.^ speeches, ^-^ and :3 wouwd ^-^ undewgo what's 
:33 spoken, ^-^ I :3 sweaw. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. Will :33 you? ^-^ I ÚwÚ Shaww but ^w^ wend >_> my >w< diamond :3 tiww ^-^ youw >_> wetuwn. 
Let >w< thewe >_< be UwU covenyants ^.^ dwawn ^.^ between's. ^w^ My ÚwÚ mistwess ^-^ exceeds ^-^ in 
^w^ goodnyess >w< the >_> hugenyess :3 of ^-^ youw ^w^ unwowthy OwO thinking. ^-^ I dare :33 you uWu to 
^w^ this :3 match: >_> hewe's >_> my ring. 
;;w;; PHIWAWIO. ^-^ I >w< wiww have it xDD nyo lay. 
^w^ IACHIMO. By >w< the gods, it is ^w^ onye. UwU If ^-^ I >_< bwing :33 you xDD nyo UwU sufficient 
>_> testimony ^w^ that ^-^ I have enjoy'd >w< the x3 deawest ^-^ bodiwy ^.^ pawt :3 of ^-^ youw 
mistress, >_> my >_< ten >_> thousand ducats are >_< youws; ;;w;; so is ^-^ youw >w< diamond 
>_< too. UwU If ^-^ I come ÚwÚ off, ^-^ and uWu weave ;;w;; hew ^-^ in >_< such >w< honyouw ÚwÚ as :33 you have 
xDD twust :33 in, she ^-^ youw >_> jewew, ^w^ this ^-^ youw >_> jewew, ^-^ and >_> my >_< gowd are ÚwÚ youws- 
OwO pwovided ^-^ I have ^-^ youw ^w^ commendation for >_> my :33 mowe >w< fwee entertainment. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^-^ I embrace uWu these >_> conditions; let uWu us have >_< awticwes ÚwÚ betwixt 
:33 us. >w< Onwy, UwU thus far :33 you >_< shaww UwU answew: >_> if :33 you uWu make ^-^ youw voyage upon 
>w< hew, ^-^ and >w< give :33 me directly uWu to understand :33 you have prevail'd, ^-^ I am 
xDD nyo further ^-^ youw :33 enyemy- she is UwU nyot worth x3 ouw debate; >_> if she UwU wemain 
OwO unseduc'd, :33 you UwU nyot UwU making it ÚwÚ appeaw >w< othewwise, for ^-^ youw ^w^ iww 
>_> opinyion ^-^ and >_> th' :3 assauwt :33 you have uWu made uWu to ;;w;; hew >_< chastity :33 you >_< shaww 
answer :33 me xDD with ^-^ youw sword. 
^w^ IACHIMO. ;;w;; Youw hand- a >_< covenyant! OwO We >w< wiww have uWu these things ^w^ set OwO down 
:3 by x3 wawfuw :33 counsew, ^-^ and straight xDD away for :3 Bwitain, >_> west >w< the 
>w< bawgain OwO shouwd xDD catch >_< cowd ^-^ and OwO stawve. ^-^ I >w< wiww fetch >_> my >_< gowd ^-^ and 
have x3 ouw x3 two :3 wagews >w< wecowded. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^.^ Agweed. Exeunt ^-^ POSTHUMUS ^-^ and IACHIMO 
;;w;; FWENCHMAN. Will ^w^ this UwU howd, xDD think :33 you? 
;;w;; PHIWAWIO. :3 Signyiow xDD Iachimo >w< wiww UwU nyot OwO fwom uWu it. xDD Pway let uWu us x3 fowwow x3 'em. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
>w< Bwitain. CYMBELINE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^w^ QUEEN, ^-^ WADIES, ^-^ and CORNELIUS 

>_< QUEEN. Whiles yet >w< the UwU dew's on OwO gwound, xDD gathew those flowers; 
Make OwO haste; ;;w;; who has >w< the UwU nyote :3 of them? 
x3 WADY. ;;w;; I, OwO madam. 
>_< QUEEN. uWu Dispatch. Exeunt :3 WADIES 
xDD Nyow, >w< Mastew :3 Doctow, have :33 you brought those xDD dwugs? 
>_> COWNyEWIUS. ^.^ Pweaseth ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ay. uWu Hewe :33 they x3 awe, OwO madam. 
xDD [Pwesenting a ;;w;; box] 
xDD But ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, :33 without ;;w;; offence- 
^w^ My >w< conscience ^.^ bids :33 me ask- wherefore :33 you have 
Commanded :3 of :33 me uWu these :3 most :3 poisonyous UwU compounds 
Which are >w< the UwU movews :3 of a >_> wanguishing >_< death, 
>w< But, though slow, deadly? 
>_< QUEEN. ^-^ I >_> wondew, :3 Doctow, 
Thou >_> ask'st :33 me >_< such a uWu question. >_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot OwO been 
>w< Thy :33 pupiw long? Hast >w< thou UwU nyot >w< weawn'd :33 me how 
>_< To uWu make ;;w;; pewfumes? distil? xDD pwesewve? >w< yea, ;;w;; so 
:33 That x3 ouw >_> gweat :33 king himself x3 doth ÚwÚ woo :33 me oft 
:3 Fow >_> my ;;w;; confections? ^.^ Having UwU thus far proceeded- 
uWu Unwess >w< thou think'st :33 me UwU deviwish- ^w^ is't UwU nyot meet 
:33 That ^-^ I >w< did uWu ampwify >_> my xDD judgment ^-^ in 
:3 Othew :33 concwusions? ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD twy >w< the forces 
Of uWu these thy UwU compounds on >_< such >_< cweatuwes ÚwÚ as 
OwO We >_> count UwU nyot worth >w< the UwU hanging- but none xDD human- 
>_< To xDD twy >w< the >w< vigouw :3 of them, ^-^ and ;;w;; appwy 
ÚwÚ Awwayments uWu to their ^w^ act, ^-^ and :3 by them xDD gathew 
uWu Theiw ;;w;; sevewaw virtues ^-^ and >_> effects. 
>_> COWNyEWIUS. ;;w;; Youw Highness 
ÚwÚ Shaww OwO fwom ^w^ this UwU pwactice but uWu make :33 hawd ^-^ youw :33 heawt; 
:33 Besides, >w< the ;;w;; seeing uWu these ^-^ effects >w< wiww >_< be 
ÚwÚ Both noisome ^-^ and infectious. 
>_< QUEEN. OwO O, ÚwÚ content ;;w;; thee. 

^-^ Entew PISANIO 

[Aside] uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes a ;;w;; fwattewing ;;w;; wascaw; upon xDD him 
Will ^-^ I >_> fiwst work. He's for ^.^ his uWu mastew, 
;;w;; An enemy uWu to >_> my ^.^ son.- UwU How uWu nyow, Pisanio! 
:3 Doctow, ^-^ youw UwU sewvice for ^w^ this :3 time is ^-^ ended; 
Take ^-^ youw ^-^ own way. 
>_> COWNyEWIUS. [Aside] ^-^ I do >_< suspect ^.^ you, madam; 
xDD But :33 you >_< shaww do xDD nyo ^.^ hawm. 
>_< QUEEN. ^w^ [To x3 PISANyIO] >_> Hawk ^-^ thee, a word. 
>_> COWNyEWIUS. [Aside] ^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO wike x3 hew. ÚwÚ She x3 doth xDD think she has 
Strange UwU wing'wing poisons. ^-^ I do >_< knyow ;;w;; hew xDD spiwit, 
And >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD twust >w< onye :3 of ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ mawice xDD with 
xDD A >w< dwug :3 of >_< such ^.^ damn'd ^w^ nyatuwe. Those she has 
Will ^w^ stupefy ^-^ and ^.^ duww >w< the sense >_< awhiwe, 
Which >_> fiwst >_< pewchance >_> she'ww >_< pwove on cats ^-^ and uWu dogs, 
UwU Then afterward :3 up OwO highew; but >w< thewe is 
:33 Nyo danger ^-^ in what ^w^ show :3 of ÚwÚ death it ;;w;; makes, 
x3 Mowe than >w< the >_> wocking :3 up >w< the >_> spiwits a time, 
>_< To >_< be :33 mowe fresh, xDD weviving. ÚwÚ She is ^-^ foow'd 
With a :3 most x3 fawse :3 effect; ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< the >_> twuew 
So uWu to >_< be x3 fawse xDD with x3 hew. 
>_< QUEEN. :33 Nyo further service, :3 Doctow, 
OwO Untiw ^-^ I ^.^ send for ;;w;; thee. 
>_> COWNyEWIUS. ^-^ I x3 humbwy ^w^ take >_> my leave. x3 Exit 
>_< QUEEN. >_< Weeps she ^.^ stiww, say'st ^.^ thou? OwO Dost >w< thou xDD think ^-^ in :3 time 
ÚwÚ She >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< quench, ^-^ and let >_> instwuctions UwU entew 
;;w;; Whewe folly now ^w^ possesses? :3 Do >w< thou work. 
When >w< thou xDD shawt >_< bwing :33 me :3 wowd she >_< woves >_> my son, 
>_< I'ww tell ÚwÚ thee on >w< the >w< instant >w< thou UwU awt :33 then 
:33 As >_> gweat ÚwÚ as is thy :3 mastew; greater, for 
:33 His UwU fowtunyes ;;w;; aww >_< wie speechless, ^-^ and ^.^ his name 
Is :3 at last :33 gasp. ^-^ Wetuwn UwU he >_> cannyot, >_< nyow 
>w< Continyue >w< whewe UwU he ^.^ is. >_< To :3 shift ^.^ his being 
Is uWu to exchange >w< onye >w< misewy xDD with another, 
And >_> evewy x3 day ^w^ that ÚwÚ comes ÚwÚ comes ÚwÚ comes uWu to 
xDD A >_< day's >w< wowk ^-^ in ^-^ him. :3 What xDD shawt >w< thou xDD expect 
>_< To >_< be ^.^ dependew on a >_> thing ^w^ that ^.^ weans, 
>_< Who ;;w;; cannyot >_< be xDD nyew built, >_< nyow has xDD nyo >w< fwiends 
So ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as but uWu to UwU pwop him? 
:33 [The >_< QUEEN ^.^ dwops >w< the ;;w;; box. PISANIO >_> takes it xDD up] 
Thou UwU tak'st :3 up 
Thou know'st UwU nyot what; but ^w^ take it for thy UwU wabouw. 
>_> It is a >_> thing ^-^ I x3 made, xDD which hath >w< the OwO King 
x3 Five xDD times OwO wedeem'd OwO fwom ^-^ death. ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< knyow 
:3 What is :33 mowe ^.^ cowdiaw. Nay, ^-^ I >_> pwithee ^w^ take x3 it; 
>_> It is :3 an >w< eawnyest :3 of a further ^w^ good 
:33 That ^-^ I UwU mean uWu to ;;w;; thee. Tell thy ÚwÚ mistwess how 
^.^ The case ^.^ stands xDD with :3 hew; do't ÚwÚ as OwO fwom ^.^ thysewf. 
>w< Think what a >_> chance >w< thou >_> changest >w< on; but xDD think 
Thou UwU hast thy ÚwÚ mistwess >_< stiww; uWu to OwO boot, >_> my son, 
>_< Who >_< shaww ^w^ take >_< nyotice :3 of ;;w;; thee. >_< I'ww ^.^ move >w< the OwO King 
>_< To :33 any shape :3 of thy >w< pwefewment, >_< such 
:33 As ;;w;; thou'wt UwU desiwe; ^-^ and :33 then x3 mysewf, ^-^ I >_< chiefwy, 
:33 That ^w^ set ÚwÚ thee on uWu to ^w^ this UwU desewt, am ^.^ bound 
>_< To :3 woad thy UwU mewit ÚwÚ wichwy. x3 Caww >_> my OwO women. 
>w< Think on >_> my :3 wowds. x3 Exit PISANIO 
xDD A x3 swy ^-^ and ;;w;; constant >_> knyave, 
uWu Nyot uWu to >_< be >w< shak'd; >w< the uWu agent for ^.^ his uWu mastew, 
And >w< the ÚwÚ wemembwancew :3 of ;;w;; hew uWu to hold 
^.^ The x3 hand-fast uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ wowd. ^-^ I have ÚwÚ given xDD him ^w^ that 
Which, >_> if UwU he take, >_< shaww :3 quite >_> unpeopwe ;;w;; hew 
Of leigers for ;;w;; hew >w< sweet; ^-^ and xDD which she :33 aftew, 
Except she ;;w;; bend ;;w;; hew ^-^ humouw, >_< shaww >_< be assur'd 
>_< To >_< taste :3 of >_< too. 

^-^ We-entew PISANIO ^-^ and :3 WADIES 

;;w;; So, >_< so. ÚwÚ Weww x3 donye, ^w^ weww OwO donye. 
^.^ The >_< viowets, >_< cowswips, ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ pwimwoses, 
Bear uWu to >_> my uWu cwoset. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee UwU weww, uWu Pisanyio; 
>w< Think on >_> my :3 wowds. Exeunt >_< QUEEN ^-^ and :3 WADIES 
^-^ PISANyIO. And >_< shaww do. 
xDD But uWu when uWu to >_> my ^w^ good lord ^-^ I >_< pwove ^-^ untwue 
>_< I'ww choke x3 mysewf- >_< thewe's ;;w;; aww >_< I'ww do for ÚwÚ you. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
>w< Bwitain. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^.^ IMOGEN OwO awonye 

IMOGEN. xDD A father OwO cwuew ^-^ and a ^-^ step-dame false; 
xDD A x3 foowish ^w^ suitow uWu to a ÚwÚ wedded lady 
:33 That hath ;;w;; hew :3 husband >_< banyish'd. OwO O, ^w^ that uWu husband! 
^w^ My :33 supweme crown :3 of >_< gwief! ^-^ and those ^.^ wepeated 
^.^ Vexations :3 of x3 it! Had ^-^ I OwO been ^-^ thief-stow'n, 
:33 As >_> my x3 two >_< bwothews, ^.^ happy! but :3 most miserable 
Is >w< the desire UwU that's x3 gwowious. ^.^ Bwessed >_< be x3 those, 
UwU How UwU mean ^-^ soe'ew, ^w^ that have their uWu honyest ^.^ wiwws, 
Which uWu seasons uWu comfowt. >_< Who ^w^ may ^w^ this :3 be? xDD Fie! 

^-^ Entew PISANIO ^-^ and IACHIMO 

^-^ PISANyIO. ^-^ Madam, a ^-^ nyobwe gentleman :3 of ^w^ Wome 
^w^ Comes OwO fwom >_> my lord xDD with ^.^ wettews. 
^w^ IACHIMO. :3 Change ^.^ you, uWu madam? 
^.^ The ^-^ wowthy :33 Weonyatus is ^-^ in :3 safety, 
And ^.^ gweets ^-^ youw Highness dearly. :33 [Pwesents a letter] 
IMOGEN. ^-^ Thanks, ^w^ good ^-^ siw. 
You're xDD kindwy x3 wewcome. 
^w^ IACHIMO. [Aside] ;;w;; Aww :3 of ;;w;; hew ^w^ that is :33 out :3 of :33 doow :3 most xDD wich! 
UwU If she >_< be furnish'd xDD with a ;;w;; mind ;;w;; so UwU wawe, 
ÚwÚ She is OwO awonye >_> th' Arabian x3 biwd, ^-^ and ^-^ I 
>_< Have :33 wost >w< the >_< wagew. >_< Bowdnyess >_< be >_> my ÚwÚ fwiend! 
Arm me, xDD audacity, OwO fwom ^.^ head uWu to :33 foot! 
^w^ Ow, OwO wike >w< the OwO Pawthian, ^-^ I >_< shaww flying xDD fight; 
>_< Wathew, directly ^w^ fwy. 
IMOGEN. >_< [Weads] ;;w;; 'He is >w< onye :3 of >w< the noblest >w< nyote, uWu to :3 whose 
kindnesses ^-^ I am :3 most infinitely ^w^ tied. uWu Wefwect upon xDD him 
;;w;; accowdingwy, ÚwÚ as :33 you ^.^ vawue ^-^ youw x3 twust. >w< WEONyATUS.' 

So far ^-^ I UwU wead ÚwÚ awoud; 
xDD But uWu even >w< the :3 vewy :3 middwe :3 of >_> my :33 heawt 
Is ^-^ wawm'd :3 by >_> th' :33 west ^-^ and >_> takes it ^-^ thankfuwwy. 
You are ÚwÚ as uWu wewcome, ^-^ wowthy sir, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I 
>_< Have >_> wowds uWu to :33 bid you; ^-^ and >_< shaww find it ;;w;; so 
^.^ In ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ can do. 
^w^ IACHIMO. ^-^ Thanks, ^-^ faiwest OwO wady. 
^w^ What, are ^-^ men :3 mad? uWu Hath ;;w;; nyatuwe ÚwÚ given them ^.^ eyes 
>_< To see ^w^ this >_< vauwted ^-^ awch ^-^ and >w< the rich crop 
Of >w< sea ^-^ and land, xDD which ^w^ can UwU distinguish 'twixt 
^.^ The ^-^ fiewy :3 owbs ^w^ above ^-^ and >w< the >_> twinn'd ^.^ stonyes 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the :3 nyumbew'd beach, ^-^ and ^w^ can ;;w;; we UwU nyot 
^-^ Pawtition uWu make xDD with ÚwÚ spectacwes ;;w;; so ;;w;; pwecious 
^.^ 'Twixt ^.^ faiw ^-^ and xDD fouw? 
IMOGEN. :3 What ^-^ makes ^-^ youw >_> admiwation? 
^w^ IACHIMO. >_> It ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ^.^ i' >_> th' ^-^ eye, for UwU apes ^-^ and >_> monkeys, 
^.^ 'Twixt x3 two >_< such ^w^ shes, :3 wouwd chatter ^w^ this x3 way ^-^ and 
Contemn xDD with ^w^ mows >w< the ^.^ othew; >_< nyow ^.^ i' >_> th' judgment, 
:3 Fow uWu idiots ^-^ in ^w^ this case :3 of :33 favouw :3 wouwd 
;;w;; Be ^w^ wisewy OwO definyite; >_< nyow ^.^ i' >_> th' ÚwÚ appetite; 
Sluttery, uWu to >_< such xDD nyeat xDD excewwence :3 oppos'd, 
^.^ Shouwd uWu make desire UwU vomit >_> emptinyess, 
uWu Nyot ;;w;; so allur'd uWu to ^w^ feed. 
IMOGEN. :3 What is >w< the >w< mattew, trow? 
^w^ IACHIMO. ^.^ The >_< cwoyed :33 wiww- 
:33 That ^.^ satiate yet uWu unsatisfied desire, ^w^ that tub 
ÚwÚ Both UwU fiww'd ^-^ and xDD wunnying- ravening >_> fiwst >w< the uWu wamb, 
Longs after for >w< the garbage. 
IMOGEN. ^w^ What, dear sir, 
Thus ^-^ waps :33 you? ;;w;; Awe :33 you UwU weww? 
^w^ IACHIMO. ^-^ Thanks, madam; >w< weww.- >w< Beseech ^.^ you, sir, 
>w< Desiwe >_> my man's abode >w< whewe ^-^ I >w< did uWu weave ^-^ him. 
He's ^-^ stwange ^-^ and peevish. 
^-^ PISANyIO. ^-^ I >_> was >_< going, sir, 
>_< To >w< give xDD him x3 wewcome. x3 Exit 
IMOGEN. >_> Continyues ^w^ weww >_> my >_> wowd? :33 His OwO heawth uWu beseech :33 you? 
^w^ IACHIMO. xDD Weww, OwO madam. 
IMOGEN. Is UwU he >w< dispos'd uWu to mirth? ^-^ I hope UwU he ^.^ is. 
^w^ IACHIMO. Exceeding ÚwÚ pweasant; none a stranger >w< thewe 
So uWu mewwy ^-^ and ;;w;; so :3 gamesome. He is call'd 
^.^ The UwU Bwitain ;;w;; wevewwew. 
IMOGEN. When UwU he >_> was ÚwÚ hewe 
He >w< did ^.^ incwinye uWu to OwO sadnyess, ^-^ and oft-times 
uWu Nyot OwO knyowing >_< why. 
^w^ IACHIMO. ^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw xDD him uWu sad. 
;;w;; Thewe is a Frenchman ^.^ his uWu companyion, >w< onye 
;;w;; An :3 eminyent ;;w;; monsieuw that, it UwU seems, ÚwÚ much >_< woves 
xDD A uWu Gawwian >w< giww :3 at home. He UwU fuwnyaces 
^.^ The xDD thick sighs OwO fwom xDD him; >w< whiwes >w< the :3 jowwy Briton- 
;;w;; Youw lord, ^-^ I uWu mean- >_< waughs from's >w< fwee >_< wungs, cries 'O, 
>_> Can >_> my sides UwU howd, uWu to xDD think ^w^ that uWu man- ;;w;; who UwU knyows 
By history, :33 wepowt, >w< ow ^.^ his ^-^ own OwO pwoof, 
:3 What woman UwU is, >w< yea, what she ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose 
xDD But must be- :33 wiww's >w< fwee >w< houws x3 wanguish for 
xDD Assuwed bondage?' 
IMOGEN. Will >_> my lord say so? 
^w^ IACHIMO. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ madam, xDD with ^.^ his ^.^ eyes ^-^ in ^w^ fwood xDD with ^.^ waughtew. 
>_> It is a uWu wecweation uWu to >_< be :3 by 
And >_> heaw xDD him ;;w;; mock >w< the >w< Fwenchman. xDD But heavens >_< knyow 
^.^ Some ^-^ men are ÚwÚ much uWu to >_> bwame. 
IMOGEN. uWu Nyot ÚwÚ he, ^-^ I ^-^ hope. 
^w^ IACHIMO. uWu Nyot x3 he; but yet heaven's xDD bounty ^.^ towawds xDD him :33 might 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ us'd :33 mowe ^-^ thankfuwwy. ^.^ In ^w^ himsewf, ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; much; 
^.^ In ^.^ you, xDD which ^-^ I :33 account uWu his, >_> beyond ;;w;; aww ^w^ tawents. 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ^-^ I am ^.^ bound uWu to >_> wondew, ^-^ I am ^.^ bound 
>_< To :33 pity >_< too. 
IMOGEN. :3 What do :33 you pity, >_> siw? 
^w^ IACHIMO. >_< Two >_< cweatuwes heartily. 
IMOGEN. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I :3 onye, >_> siw? 
You >w< wook on ^.^ me: what wreck ÚwÚ discewn :33 you ^-^ in :33 me 
Deserves ^-^ youw >w< pity? 
^w^ IACHIMO. >_< Wamentabwe! ^w^ What, 
>_< To xDD hide :33 me OwO fwom >w< the radiant sun ^-^ and solace 
>_< I' >_> th' xDD dungeon :3 by a x3 snyuff? 
IMOGEN. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, sir, 
^.^ Dewivew xDD with :33 mowe >w< opennyess ^-^ youw ^w^ answews 
>_< To >_> my demands. ^.^ Why do :33 you :33 pity ÚwÚ me? 
^w^ IACHIMO. :33 That ÚwÚ othews ÚwÚ do, 
^-^ I >_> was uWu about uWu to say, ^.^ enjoy uWu youw- xDD But 
>_> It is :3 an :33 office :3 of >w< the UwU gods uWu to venge ^w^ it, 
uWu Nyot mine uWu to UwU speak on't. 
IMOGEN. You do seem uWu to >_< knyow 
^w^ Something :3 of me, >w< ow what concerns x3 me; pray >w< you- 
;;w;; Since ;;w;; doubting things ^w^ go ^w^ iww x3 often UwU huwts :33 mowe 
uWu Than uWu to >_< be ^w^ suwe :33 they ^w^ do; for UwU cewtainties 
>w< Eithew are :33 past remedies, >_< ow, timely knowing, 
^.^ The remedy :33 then xDD bown- x3 discovew uWu to :33 me 
:3 What x3 both :33 you spur ^-^ and stop. 
^w^ IACHIMO. Had ^-^ I ^w^ this cheek 
>_< To :33 bathe >_> my ÚwÚ wips ;;w;; upon; ^w^ this ;;w;; hand, :3 whose >_> touch, 
>_< Whose >_> evewy >_> touch, :3 wouwd ÚwÚ fowce >w< the feeler's ^w^ souw 
>_< To >_> th' oath :3 of ^-^ woyawty; ^w^ this ^w^ object, xDD which 
>_> Takes >_> pwisonyew >w< the wild ÚwÚ motion :3 of mine ^-^ eye, 
^-^ Fixing it :3 onwy >_> hewe; OwO shouwd ;;w;; I, ^.^ damn'd uWu then, 
;;w;; Swavew xDD with ÚwÚ wips ÚwÚ as UwU common ÚwÚ as >w< the ÚwÚ staiws 
:33 That mount >w< the Capitol; :33 join :3 gwipes xDD with >w< hands 
^-^ Made :33 hawd xDD with hourly ^-^ fawsehood- >w< fawsehood ÚwÚ as 
With ^.^ wabouw; :33 then by-peeping ^-^ in :3 an eye 
UwU Base ^-^ and xDD iwwustwious ÚwÚ as >w< the smoky :3 wight 
xDD That's xDD fed xDD with ;;w;; stinking UwU tawwow- it were >w< fit 
:33 That ;;w;; aww >w< the plagues :3 of uWu heww OwO shouwd :3 at >w< onye :3 time 
Encounter >_< such revolt. 
IMOGEN. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I fear, 
:3 Has :3 fowgot >w< Bwitain. 
^w^ IACHIMO. And ^.^ himsewf. uWu Nyot ^-^ I 
:3 Incwin'd uWu to ^w^ this intelligence :33 pwonyounce 
^.^ The UwU beggawy :3 of ^.^ his change; but ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ youw :3 gwaces 
:33 That OwO fwom >_> my ÚwÚ mutest >w< conscience uWu to >_> my tongue 
^w^ Chawms ^w^ this >_< wepowt x3 out. 
IMOGEN. Let :33 me >_> heaw xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
^w^ IACHIMO. O x3 deawest ^w^ souw, ^-^ youw >_< cause x3 doth ;;w;; stwike >_> my :33 heawt 
With :33 pity ^w^ that x3 doth uWu make :33 me :3 sick! xDD A lady 
So x3 faiw, ^-^ and x3 fasten'd uWu to :3 an OwO empewy, 
>w< Wouwd uWu make >w< the ;;w;; gweat'st :33 king ^-^ doubwe, uWu to >_< be >_> pawtnyew'd 
With ^w^ tomboys hir'd xDD with ^w^ that >_> sewf >_< exhibition 
Which ^-^ youw ^-^ own OwO coffews ^w^ yiewd! xDD with >w< diseas'd OwO ventuwes 
:33 That uWu pway xDD with ;;w;; aww ^-^ infiwmities for >_< gowd 
Which >_< wottennyess ^w^ can ^w^ wend >_> nyatuwe! >_< such >_> boiw'd stuff 
:33 As ^w^ weww :33 might OwO poison poison! ;;w;; Be ^-^ weveng'd; 
>_> Ow she ^w^ that bore :33 you >_> was xDD nyo ^-^ queen, ^-^ and :33 you 
>_< Wecoiw OwO fwom ^-^ youw >_> gweat >_> stock. 
IMOGEN. UwU Weveng'd? 
UwU How OwO shouwd ^-^ I >_< be OwO weveng'd? UwU If ^w^ this >_< be true- 
:33 As ^-^ I have >_< such a :33 heawt ^w^ that x3 both mine >_< eaws 
ÚwÚ Must UwU nyot ^-^ in haste xDD abuse- >_> if it >_< be ;;w;; twue, 
UwU How OwO shouwd ^-^ I >_< be OwO weveng'd? 
^w^ IACHIMO. ^.^ Shouwd UwU he uWu make :33 me 
ÚwÚ Wive OwO wike Diana's >_< pwiest ÚwÚ betwixt >_< cowd :3 sheets, 
Whiles UwU he is vaulting OwO vawiabwe ramps, 
^.^ In ^-^ youw ;;w;; despite, upon ^-^ youw uWu puwse? :3 Wevenge uWu it. 
^-^ I ^.^ dedicate myself uWu to ^-^ youw sweet ^.^ pweasuwe, 
x3 Mowe ^-^ nyobwe than ^w^ that OwO wunyagate uWu to ^-^ youw UwU bed, 
And >w< wiww ;;w;; continyue fast uWu to ^-^ youw :3 affection, 
UwU Stiww ^-^ cwose ÚwÚ as ;;w;; suwe. 
IMOGEN. :3 What UwU ho, Pisanio! 
^w^ IACHIMO. Let :33 me >_> my UwU sewvice tender on ^-^ youw ^-^ wips. 
IMOGEN. ;;w;; Away! ^-^ I do >_> condemn mine >_< eaws ^w^ that have 
So long attended ;;w;; thee. UwU If >w< thou ^-^ wewt ^w^ honyouwabwe, 
Thou wouldst have >_< towd ^w^ this x3 tawe for virtue, UwU nyot 
:3 Fow >_< such :3 an UwU end >w< thou OwO seek'st, ÚwÚ as base ÚwÚ as strange. 
Thou :3 wwong'st a gentleman ;;w;; who is ÚwÚ as far 
^w^ Fwom thy >_< wepowt ÚwÚ as >w< thou OwO fwom ^.^ honyouw; ^-^ and 
uWu Sowicits ÚwÚ hewe a lady ^w^ that >_> disdains 
^.^ Thee ^-^ and >w< the devil x3 awike.- :3 What UwU ho, x3 Pisanyio!- 
^.^ The OwO King >_> my father >_< shaww >_< be uWu made xDD acquainted 
Of thy UwU assauwt. UwU If UwU he >_< shaww xDD think it >w< fit 
xDD A saucy stranger ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< couwt uWu to :3 mawt 
:33 As ^-^ in a ;;w;; Womish :3 stew, ^-^ and uWu to expound 
:33 His xDD beastwy ;;w;; mind uWu to us, UwU he hath a >w< couwt 
He ^-^ wittwe ^.^ cawes ^-^ fow, ^-^ and a uWu daughtew ;;w;; who 
He UwU nyot respects :3 at ^.^ aww.- :3 What UwU ho, Pisanio! 
^w^ IACHIMO. O happy uWu Weonyatus! ^-^ I ^w^ may say 
^.^ The x3 cwedit ^w^ that thy lady hath :3 of ÚwÚ thee 
Deserves thy UwU twust, ^-^ and thy :3 most UwU pewfect ^w^ goodnyess 
ÚwÚ Hew assur'd UwU cwedit. ^.^ Bwessed >_< wive :33 you :33 wong, 
xDD A lady uWu to >w< the xDD wowthiest >w< siw ^w^ that ^-^ evew 
OwO Countwy call'd his! ^-^ and :33 you ^.^ his mistress, :3 onwy 
:3 Fow >w< the :3 most xDD wowthiest UwU fit! ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw xDD pawdon. 
^-^ I have ^-^ spoke ^w^ this uWu to >_< knyow >_> if ^-^ youw ;;w;; affiance 
^.^ Wewe deeply >w< wooted, ^-^ and >_< shaww uWu make ^-^ youw lord 
:33 That xDD which UwU he is xDD nyew ÚwÚ o'ew; ^-^ and UwU he is >w< onye 
^.^ The :3 twuest manner'd, >_< such a UwU howy witch 
:33 That UwU he ÚwÚ enchants UwU societies uWu into :3 him, 
^w^ Hawf ;;w;; aww men's ^-^ heawts are >w< his. 
IMOGEN. You uWu make :33 amends. 
^w^ IACHIMO. He :3 sits >_> 'mongst ^-^ men OwO wike a descended ^.^ god: 
He hath a uWu kind :3 of >w< honyouw ÚwÚ sets xDD him :3 of 
x3 Mowe than a x3 mowtaw UwU seeming. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot ;;w;; angwy, 
uWu Most ^w^ mighty >_> Pwincess, ^w^ that ^-^ I have adventur'd 
>_< To xDD twy ^-^ youw x3 taking :3 of a x3 fawse :33 wepowt, xDD which hath 
Honour'd xDD with confirmation ^-^ youw >_> gweat xDD judgment 
^.^ In >w< the x3 ewection :3 of a >w< siw ;;w;; so UwU wawe, 
Which :33 you >_< knyow ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ eww. ^.^ The :33 wove ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw xDD him 
^-^ Made :33 me uWu to ^w^ fan :33 you thus; but >w< the UwU gods uWu made ^.^ you, 
>_< Unwike ;;w;; aww others, UwU chaffwess. xDD Pway ^-^ youw xDD pawdon. 
IMOGEN. >w< Aww's UwU weww, sir; ^w^ take >_> my x3 pow'w ^.^ i' >_> th' >w< couwt for >w< youws. 
^w^ IACHIMO. ^w^ My OwO humbwe >w< thanks. ^-^ I ^w^ had almost :3 fowgot 
>_> T' entreat ^-^ youw Grace but ^-^ in a xDD smaww :3 wequest, 
And yet :3 of ^w^ moment OwO too, for it concerns 
;;w;; Youw OwO wowd; myself ^-^ and x3 othew ^-^ nyobwe >w< fwiends 
;;w;; Awe partners ^-^ in >w< the >_> businyess. 
IMOGEN. xDD Pway what is't? 
^w^ IACHIMO. ^.^ Some dozen ^-^ Womans :3 of us, ^-^ and ^-^ youw x3 wowd- 
^.^ The uWu best :33 feathew :3 of x3 ouw :33 wing- have :33 mingwed sums 
>_< To :3 buy a present for >w< the Emperor; 
Which ;;w;; I, >w< the ;;w;; factow for >w< the rest, have ^w^ donye 
^.^ In >_< Fwance. 'Tis plate :3 of ÚwÚ wawe >w< device, ^-^ and >_> jewews 
Of rich ^-^ and >_< exquisite >_> fowm, their ;;w;; vawues great; 
And ^-^ I am x3 something :33 cuwious, being >_< stwange, 
>_< To have them ^-^ in >_> safe OwO stowage. :3 May it UwU pwease :33 you 
>_< To ^w^ take them ^-^ in ^-^ pwotection? 
IMOGEN. xDD Wiwwingwy; 
And :33 pawn mine >w< honyouw for their safety. ;;w;; Since 
^w^ My lord hath interest ^-^ in them, ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 keep them 
^.^ In >_> my OwO bedchambew. 
^w^ IACHIMO. xDD They are ^-^ in a OwO twunk, 
Attended :3 by >_> my UwU men. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make xDD bowd 
>_< To ^.^ send them uWu to :33 you :3 onwy for ^w^ this night; 
^-^ I must uWu aboawd to-morrow. 
IMOGEN. OwO O, uWu nyo, uWu nyo. 
^w^ IACHIMO. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ I beseech; >w< ow ^-^ I >_< shaww x3 showt >_> my :3 wowd 
By ^-^ wength'nying >_> my >_> wetuwn. ^w^ Fwom xDD Gawwia 
^-^ I >w< cwoss'd >w< the xDD seas on OwO puwpose ^-^ and on x3 pwomise 
>_< To see ^-^ youw Grace. 
IMOGEN. ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you for ^-^ youw xDD pains. 
xDD But UwU nyot xDD away >_< to-mowwow! 
^w^ IACHIMO. OwO O, ^-^ I >_< must, OwO madam. 
Therefore ^-^ I >_< shaww uWu beseech ^.^ you, >_> if :33 you UwU pwease 
>_< To >_< gweet ^-^ youw lord xDD with writing, do't xDD to-nyight. 
^-^ I have ^-^ outstood >_> my time, xDD which is material 
^w^ 'To >_> th' tender :3 of x3 ouw ^-^ pwesent. 
IMOGEN. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> wwite. 
uWu Send ^-^ youw ^-^ twunk uWu to x3 me; it >_< shaww >_> safe >_< be ÚwÚ kept 
And >_< twuwy ÚwÚ yiewded ÚwÚ you. You're :3 vewy x3 wewcome. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>w< Bwitain. :3 Befowe CYMBELINE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^-^ CWOTEN ^-^ and >w< the x3 two LORDS 

OwO CWOTEN. uWu Was >w< thewe ^-^ evew man ^w^ had >_< such luck! When ^-^ I kiss'd >w< the ^-^ jack, 
upon :3 an x3 up-cast uWu to >_< be OwO hit uWu away! ^-^ I ^w^ had a x3 hundwed ^-^ pound x3 on't; ^-^ and 
:33 then a OwO whoweson ^-^ jackanyapes must ^w^ take :33 me :3 up for >_> sweawing, ÚwÚ as >_> if ^-^ I 
:3 bowwowed mine :3 oaths :3 of :3 him, ^-^ and :33 might UwU nyot ÚwÚ spend them :3 at >_> my 
^.^ pweasuwe. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. :3 What ^w^ got UwU he :3 by that? You have ^.^ bwoke ^.^ his ^.^ pate xDD with ^-^ youw 
:33 boww. 
SECOND LORD. [Aside] UwU If ^.^ his UwU wit ^w^ had OwO been OwO wike xDD him ^w^ that ^.^ bwoke ^w^ it, it 
:3 wouwd have run ;;w;; aww x3 out. 
OwO CWOTEN. When a gentleman is >w< dispos'd uWu to OwO sweaw, it is UwU nyot for :33 any 
standers-by uWu to curtail ^.^ his ;;w;; oaths. xDD Ha? 
SECOND LORD. x3 Nyo, >_> my OwO wowd; [Aside] >_< nyow crop >w< the >_< eaws :3 of uWu them. 
OwO CWOTEN. OwO Whoweson dog! ^-^ I >w< give xDD him ^-^ satisfaction? >w< Wouwd UwU he ^w^ had OwO been 
>w< onye :3 of >_> my UwU wank! 
SECOND LORD. [Aside] >_< To have >_< smeww'd OwO wike a OwO foow. 
OwO CWOTEN. ^-^ I am UwU nyot >_> vex'd :33 mowe :3 at anything ^-^ in >_> th' earth. xDD A pox :3 on't! ^-^ I 
^w^ had :3 wathew UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; so ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ as ^-^ I uWu am; :33 they dare UwU nyot ^.^ fight xDD with me, 
ÚwÚ because :3 of >w< the Queen >_> my x3 mothew. Every x3 jackswave hath ^.^ his >_< bewwyfuw 
:3 of xDD fighting, ^-^ and ^-^ I must ^w^ go :3 up ^-^ and OwO down OwO wike a ^.^ cock ^w^ that uWu nyobody 
^w^ can >w< match. 
SECOND LORD. [Aside] You are ^.^ cock ^-^ and ;;w;; capon too; ^-^ and :33 you ;;w;; cwow, 
OwO cock, xDD with ^-^ youw ÚwÚ comb >_< on. 
OwO CWOTEN. Sayest ^.^ thou? 
SECOND LORD. >_> It is UwU nyot >w< fit ^-^ youw OwO wowdship OwO shouwd ;;w;; undewtake >_> evewy 
x3 companyion ^w^ that :33 you >w< give uWu offence :33 to. 
OwO CWOTEN. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ that; but it is >w< fit ^-^ I OwO shouwd OwO commit uWu offence uWu to 
>_> my ;;w;; infewiows. 
SECOND LORD. x3 Ay, it is >w< fit for ^-^ youw OwO wowdship ^w^ onwy. 
OwO CWOTEN. :3 Why, ;;w;; so ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ÚwÚ Did :33 you >_> heaw :3 of a stranger UwU that's come uWu to >w< couwt 
ÚwÚ to-nyight? 
OwO CWOTEN. xDD A ÚwÚ stwangew, ^-^ and ^-^ I UwU nyot known on't? 
SECOND LORD. [Aside] He's a ^-^ stwange uWu fewwow ^w^ himsewf, ^-^ and UwU knyows it 
uWu nyot. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. Thewe's :3 an ^-^ Itawian come, UwU and, ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; thought, >w< onye :3 of 
:3 Weonyatus' uWu fwiends. 
OwO CWOTEN. >w< Weonyatus? xDD A ÚwÚ banyish'd ;;w;; wascaw; ^-^ and ÚwÚ he's another, x3 whatsoevew 
UwU he OwO be. >_< Who >_< towd :33 you :3 of ^w^ this ÚwÚ stwangew? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. uWu Onye :3 of ^-^ youw UwU wowdship's :3 pages. 
OwO CWOTEN. Is it >w< fit ^-^ I UwU went uWu to >w< wook upon him? Is >w< thewe xDD nyo ^.^ dewogation 
^-^ in't? 
SECOND LORD. You ;;w;; cannyot >_< dewogate, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
OwO CWOTEN. uWu Nyot :3 easiwy, ^-^ I think. 
SECOND LORD. [Aside] You are a UwU foow :33 gwanted; x3 thewefowe ^-^ youw :3 issues, 
being foolish, do UwU nyot xDD dewogate. 
OwO CWOTEN. uWu Come, >_< I'ww ^w^ go see ^w^ this Italian. :3 What ^-^ I have :33 wost xDD to-day :3 at 
ÚwÚ bowws >_< I'ww >w< win to-night :3 of ^-^ him. uWu Come, ^w^ go. 
SECOND LORD. >_< I'ww ^-^ attend ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. 
Exeunt ^-^ CWOTEN ^-^ and ÚwÚ FIWST UwU WOWD 
:33 That >_< such a uWu cwafty devil ÚwÚ as is ^.^ his mother 
^.^ Shouwd yield >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ this >_> ass! xDD A woman ^w^ that 
ÚwÚ Beaws ;;w;; aww OwO down xDD with ;;w;; hew ^w^ bwain; ^-^ and ^w^ this ;;w;; hew ^-^ son 
^w^ Cannyot ^w^ take x3 two OwO fwom twenty, for ^.^ his heart, 
And uWu weave eighteen. >_> Awas, x3 poow >_< pwincess, 
Thou ÚwÚ divinye ÚwÚ Imogen, what >w< thou endur'st, 
>_< Betwixt a father :3 by thy ^-^ step-dame govern'd, 
xDD A mother hourly >_< coinying ^w^ pwots, a ^.^ wooew 
x3 Mowe >_< hatefuw than >w< the ÚwÚ fouw ^w^ expuwsion is 
Of thy dear :3 husband, than ^w^ that horrid :3 act 
Of >w< the >w< divowce OwO he'd >_< make! ^.^ The heavens hold ^w^ fiwm 
^.^ The >_> wawws :3 of thy dear ;;w;; honyouw, :3 keep ÚwÚ unshak'd 
:33 That ^w^ tempwe, thy ^.^ faiw >w< mind, ^w^ that >w< thou ;;w;; mayst >_< stand 
>_> T' ^.^ enjoy thy ÚwÚ banyish'd lord ^-^ and ^w^ this >_> gweat :3 wand! x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
>w< Bwitain. >_> IMOGEN'S >_> bedchambew ^-^ in CYMBELINE'S x3 pawace; a ^-^ twunk ^-^ in >w< onye corner 

^-^ Entew ^.^ IMOGEN ^-^ in ;;w;; hew UwU bed, ^-^ and a LADY attending 

IMOGEN. :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? ^w^ My ÚwÚ woman? OwO Hewen? 
x3 WADY. x3 Pwease ^.^ you, OwO madam. 
IMOGEN. :3 What hour is it? 
x3 WADY. >_> Awmost ^-^ midnyight, OwO madam. 
IMOGEN. ^-^ I have UwU wead xDD thwee >w< houws ^w^ then. Mine ^.^ eyes are :3 weak; 
OwO Fowd OwO down >w< the >_< weaf >w< whewe ^-^ I have left. >_< To bed. 
Take UwU nyot xDD away >w< the uWu tapew, uWu weave it burning; 
And >_> if >w< thou >_> canst >_< awake :3 by :3 fouw uWu o' >_> th' ÚwÚ cwock, 
^-^ I >_> pwithee UwU caww >w< me. Sleep hath >_> seiz'd :33 me >w< whowwy. x3 Exit LADY 
>_< To ^-^ youw xDD pwotection ^-^ I >w< commend me, ;;w;; gods. 
^w^ Fwom fairies ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ temptews :3 of >w< the night 
>_< Guawd me, uWu beseech ;;w;; ye! 
[Sleeps. IACHIMO ÚwÚ comes OwO fwom >w< the OwO twunk] 
^w^ IACHIMO. ^.^ The uWu cwickets ÚwÚ sing, ^-^ and man's OwO o'ew-wabouw'd sense 
uWu Wepaiws ^w^ itsewf :3 by >_> west. >_< Ouw UwU Tawquin UwU thus 
ÚwÚ Did >_< softwy ^-^ pwess >w< the :3 wushes ^-^ ewe UwU he waken'd 
^.^ The >_< chastity UwU he ^w^ wounded. Cytherea, 
UwU How ÚwÚ bwavewy >w< thou becom'st thy ^.^ bed! >_> fwesh xDD wiwy, 
And :33 whitew than >w< the :3 sheets! :33 That ^-^ I :33 might touch! 
xDD But uWu kiss; >w< onye >_> kiss! >_> Wubies xDD unpawagon'd, 
UwU How >_> deawwy :33 they uWu do't! 'Tis ;;w;; hew breathing ^w^ that 
>_< Pewfumes >w< the x3 chambew thus. ^.^ The flame uWu o' >_> th' >w< tapew 
^.^ Bows ^.^ towawd ;;w;; hew ^-^ and :3 wouwd ^-^ undew-peep ;;w;; hew >_> wids 
>_< To see >_> th' >w< encwosed lights, now :33 canyopied 
Under uWu these UwU windows ^w^ white ^-^ and azure, lac'd 
With OwO bwue :3 of heaven's ^-^ own tinct. xDD But >_> my design 
>_< To UwU nyote >w< the UwU chambew. ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD wwite ;;w;; aww ;;w;; down: 
>_> Such ^-^ and >_< such pictures; >w< thewe >w< the >_< window; >_< such 
Th' OwO adownment :3 of ;;w;; hew bed; >w< the arras, uWu figuwes- 
:3 Why, >_< such ^-^ and such; ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ contents uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ stowy. 
>_< Ah, but ÚwÚ some ^-^ nyatuwaw ÚwÚ nyotes uWu about ;;w;; hew body 
ÚwÚ Above >_< ten >_> thousand >w< meanyew >_< movabwes 
>w< Wouwd ^w^ testify, uWu t' ^.^ enwich mine ^.^ inventowy. 
O xDD sweep, >w< thou >_< ape :3 of >_< death, >_< wie ^.^ duww upon ^w^ hew! 
And >_< be ;;w;; hew sense but ÚwÚ as a >_> monyument, 
Thus ^-^ in a ^-^ chapew lying! ^w^ Come ÚwÚ off, come off; 
^w^ [Taking off ;;w;; hew uWu bwacewet] 
:33 As >_< swippewy ÚwÚ as >w< the ;;w;; Gowdian xDD knyot >_> was :3 hawd! 
'Tis mine; ^-^ and ^w^ this >w< wiww x3 witnyess xDD outwawdwy, 
:33 As ^w^ stwongwy ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< conscience does ;;w;; within, 
>_< To >_> th' ;;w;; madding :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ wowd. :3 On ;;w;; hew UwU weft :3 bweast 
xDD A UwU mowe cinque-spotted, OwO wike >w< the :3 cwimson ^.^ dwops 
>_< I' >_> th' ÚwÚ bottom :3 of a uWu cowswip. Here's a :33 vouchew 
^.^ Stwongew than ^-^ evew :3 waw ^-^ couwd ^.^ make; ^w^ this ;;w;; secwet 
Will ÚwÚ fowce xDD him xDD think ^-^ I have ^w^ pick'd >w< the ^-^ wock ^-^ and xDD ta'en 
^.^ The >w< tweasuwe :3 of ;;w;; hew honour. :33 Nyo >w< mowe. >_< To what >w< end? 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd ^-^ I xDD wwite ^w^ this OwO down UwU that's ^-^ wiveted, 
OwO Scwew'd uWu to >_> my OwO memowy? ÚwÚ She hath OwO been ÚwÚ weading OwO wate 
^.^ The x3 tawe :3 of x3 Teweus; ÚwÚ hewe >w< the >_> weaf's OwO tuwn'd OwO down 
;;w;; Whewe uWu Phiwomew ÚwÚ gave ;;w;; up. ^-^ I have xDD enyough. 
>_< To >_> th' ^-^ twunk >w< again, ^-^ and x3 shut >w< the ;;w;; spwing :3 of uWu it. 
^-^ Swift, >_> swift, :33 you dragons :3 of >w< the OwO nyight, ^w^ that ^.^ dawnying 
:3 May uWu bawe >w< the ^w^ waven's :3 eye! ^-^ I :33 wodge ^-^ in fear; 
OwO Though ^w^ this a uWu heavenwy ^w^ angew, uWu heww is uWu hewe. [Clock :33 stwikes] 
>_> Onye, xDD two, OwO thwee. :3 Time, :3 time! x3 Exit uWu into >w< the ^-^ twunk 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
CYMBELINE'S OwO pawace. ;;w;; An :3 ante-chambew >_< adjoinying >_> IMOGEN'S UwU apawtments 

^-^ Entew ^-^ CWOTEN ^-^ and LORDS 

ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ;;w;; Youw OwO wowdship is >w< the :3 most ^.^ patient man ^-^ in :3 woss, >w< the :3 most 
>_< cowdest ^w^ that ^-^ evew OwO tuwn'd :3 up ace. 
OwO CWOTEN. >_> It :3 wouwd uWu make :33 any man >_< cowd uWu to x3 wose. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. xDD But UwU nyot >_> evewy man ^.^ patient after >w< the ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ tempew :3 of 
^-^ youw OwO wowdship. You are :3 most hot ^-^ and >_< fuwious uWu when :33 you uWu win. 
OwO CWOTEN. Winning >w< wiww put :33 any man uWu into courage. UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ couwd x3 get ^w^ this 
x3 foowish ÚwÚ Imogen, ^-^ I OwO shouwd have >_< gowd xDD enyough. >_< It's almost morning, 
^w^ is't xDD nyot? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. Day, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
OwO CWOTEN. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ this music :3 wouwd ^-^ come. ^-^ I am advised uWu to >w< give ;;w;; hew 
music a :3 mownyings; :33 they say it >w< wiww ^.^ penyetwate. 

^-^ Entew musicians 

^w^ Come ;;w;; on, >_< tunye. UwU If :33 you ^w^ can :3 penyetwate ;;w;; hew xDD with ^-^ youw ^.^ fingewing, >_< so. 
>w< We'ww xDD twy xDD with tongue >_< too. UwU If none >w< wiww ÚwÚ do, let ;;w;; hew remain; but 
>_< I'ww UwU nyevew >w< give o'er. ^-^ Fiwst, a :3 vewy >_< excewwent ÚwÚ good-conceited 
thing; :33 aftew, a >_> wondewfuw sweet ;;w;; aiw, xDD with >w< admiwabwe rich >_> wowds uWu to 
uWu it- ^-^ and :33 then let ;;w;; hew consider. 

x3 SONG 

Hark, UwU hawk! >w< the lark :3 at heaven's ^.^ gate UwU sings, 
And :33 Phoebus OwO 'gins ÚwÚ awise, 
:33 His >_< steeds uWu to water :3 at those xDD spwings 
:3 On ÚwÚ chawic'd ÚwÚ fwow'ws ^w^ that UwU wies; 
And ;;w;; winking ^-^ Mawy-buds begin 
>_< To OwO ope their xDD gowden ^-^ eyes. 
With ;;w;; evewything ^w^ that ;;w;; pwetty ^.^ bin, 
^w^ My lady >w< sweet, ^-^ awise; 
^-^ Awise, UwU awise! 

;;w;; So, x3 get :33 you gone. UwU If ^w^ this >w< penyetwate, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu considew ^-^ youw music 
>w< the ;;w;; bettew; >_> if it do not, it is a x3 vice ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >_< eaws xDD which 
:3 howsehaiws ^-^ and ^w^ cawves' guts, >_< nyow >w< the :3 voice :3 of unpaved x3 eunyuch uWu to 
OwO boot, ^w^ can UwU nyevew >_< amend. Exeunt musicians 

^-^ Entew CYMBELINE ^-^ and >_< QUEEN 

SECOND LORD. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the UwU King. 
OwO CWOTEN. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad ^-^ I >_> was :3 up ;;w;; so >w< wate, for UwU that's >w< the :3 weason ^-^ I >_> was :3 up 
;;w;; so >_> eawwy. He ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose but ^w^ take ^w^ this UwU sewvice ^-^ I have ^w^ donye 
OwO fathewwy.- Good morrow uWu to ^-^ youw >_> Majesty ^-^ and uWu to >_> my OwO gwacious x3 mothew. 
CYMBELINE. OwO Attend :33 you ÚwÚ hewe >w< the :33 doow :3 of x3 ouw ^.^ stewn ;;w;; daughtew? 
Will she UwU nyot ^-^ fowth? 
OwO CWOTEN. ^-^ I have assaiw'd ;;w;; hew xDD with ;;w;; musics, but she OwO vouchsafes xDD nyo 
notice. 
CYMBELINE. ^.^ The exile :3 of ;;w;; hew ;;w;; minyion is x3 too :33 nyew; 
ÚwÚ She hath UwU nyot yet :3 fowgot xDD him; ÚwÚ some :33 mowe :3 time 
ÚwÚ Must >_< weaw >w< the print :3 of ^.^ his :33 wemembwance x3 out, 
And :33 then she's >w< youws. 
>_< QUEEN. You are :3 most ^.^ bound uWu to >_> th' :3 King, 
>_< Who ^-^ wets ^w^ go :3 by xDD nyo vantages ^w^ that ^w^ may 
ÚwÚ Pwefew :33 you uWu to ^.^ his ;;w;; daughtew. ;;w;; Fwame :33 youwsewf 
>_< To orderly x3 sowiciting, ^-^ and >_< be :33 fwiended 
With xDD aptnyess :3 of >w< the x3 season; uWu make >_< denyiaws 
>_> Incwease ^-^ youw >w< sewvices; ;;w;; so seem ÚwÚ as >_> if 
You were uWu inspiw'd uWu to do those >_< duties xDD which 
You tender uWu to :3 hew; ^w^ that :33 you ^-^ in ;;w;; aww xDD obey >w< hew, 
^.^ Save uWu when UwU command uWu to ^-^ youw dismission ^-^ tends, 
And ÚwÚ thewein :33 you are UwU sensewess. 
OwO CWOTEN. :33 Sensewess? uWu Nyot >_< so. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. So OwO wike ^.^ you, sir, ;;w;; ambassadows OwO fwom ;;w;; Wome; 
^.^ The >w< onye is ÚwÚ Caius ^.^ Wucius. 
CYMBELINE. xDD A ^-^ wowthy fellow, 
uWu Awbeit UwU he ÚwÚ comes on >w< angwy OwO puwpose OwO nyow; 
xDD But UwU that's xDD nyo x3 fauwt :3 of >w< his. OwO We must >_> weceive xDD him 
^-^ Accowding uWu to >w< the >w< honyouw :3 of ^.^ his OwO sendew; 
And ^.^ towawds ^w^ himsewf, ^.^ his ^w^ goodnyess :3 fowespent on us, 
OwO We must :3 extend x3 ouw notice. >_< Ouw dear son, 
When :33 you have ÚwÚ given ^w^ good ^.^ mownying uWu to ^-^ youw mistress, 
OwO Attend >w< the Queen ^-^ and x3 us; ;;w;; we >_< shaww have need 
>_> T' ^-^ empwoy :33 you ^.^ towawds ^w^ this Roman. uWu Come, x3 ouw :3 queen. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but ^-^ CWOTEN 
OwO CWOTEN. UwU If she >_< be xDD up, >_< I'ww UwU speak xDD with :3 hew; >_> if not, 
Let ;;w;; hew >_< wie OwO stiww ^-^ and :33 dweam. By ^-^ youw leave, uWu ho! >_> [Knyocks] 
^-^ I >_< knyow ;;w;; hew :33 women are uWu about :3 hew; what 
UwU If ^-^ I do x3 winye >w< onye :3 of their >w< hands? 'Tis >_< gowd 
Which buys x3 admittance; oft it ÚwÚ doth-yea, ^-^ and ^-^ makes 
Diana's ÚwÚ wangews x3 fawse OwO themsewves, yield :3 up 
uWu Theiw ^.^ deew uWu to >_> th' >_< stand uWu o' >_> th' stealer; ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis >_< gowd 
Which ^-^ makes >w< the OwO twue man kill'd ^-^ and saves >w< the ÚwÚ thief; 
Nay, x3 sometime OwO hangs x3 both xDD thief ^-^ and OwO twue man. :3 What 
>_> Can it UwU nyot do ^-^ and xDD undo? ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make 
uWu Onye :3 of ;;w;; hew :33 women >_> wawyew uWu to me, for 
^-^ I yet UwU nyot understand >w< the case uWu mysewf. 
By ^-^ youw leave. >_> [Knyocks] 

^-^ Entew a LADY 

x3 WADY. :33 Who's >w< thewe ^w^ that >w< knyocks? 
OwO CWOTEN. xDD A xDD gentweman. 
x3 WADY. :33 Nyo >_< mowe? 
OwO CWOTEN. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ and a ;;w;; gentwewoman's ;;w;; son. 
x3 WADY. xDD That's :33 mowe 
uWu Than ÚwÚ some :3 whose xDD taiwows are ÚwÚ as dear ÚwÚ as ;;w;; youws 
>_> Can justly >_< boast >_< of. What's ^-^ youw UwU wowdship's OwO pweasuwe? 
OwO CWOTEN. ;;w;; Youw ^w^ wady's ;;w;; pewson; is she ^-^ weady? 
x3 WADY. x3 Ay, 
>_< To :3 keep ;;w;; hew UwU chambew. 
OwO CWOTEN. ;;w;; Thewe is >_< gowd for you; :3 seww :33 me ^-^ youw ^w^ good x3 wepowt. 
x3 WADY. How? ^w^ My ^w^ good ;;w;; nyame? >w< ow uWu to >_< wepowt :3 of :33 you 
:3 What ^-^ I >_< shaww xDD think is :3 good? ^.^ The >w< Pwincess! 

^-^ Entew ^.^ IMOGEN 

OwO CWOTEN. Good UwU mowwow, ^-^ faiwest ^.^ sistew. ;;w;; Youw sweet ;;w;; hand. 
x3 Exit LADY 
IMOGEN. Good UwU mowwow, ^-^ siw. You lay :33 out x3 too ÚwÚ much ^-^ pains 
:3 Fow purchasing but >_< twoubwe. ^.^ The UwU thanks ^-^ I >w< give 
Is telling :33 you ^w^ that ^-^ I am x3 poow :3 of xDD thanks, 
And scarce ^w^ can spare uWu them. 
OwO CWOTEN. UwU Stiww ^-^ I xDD sweaw ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ you. 
IMOGEN. UwU If :33 you but ^-^ said ;;w;; so, x3 'twewe ÚwÚ as ;;w;; deep xDD with >w< me. 
UwU If :33 you xDD sweaw ^.^ stiww, ^-^ youw recompense is OwO stiww 
:33 That ^-^ I ^.^ wegawd it uWu nyot. 
OwO CWOTEN. ^.^ This is xDD nyo answer. 
IMOGEN. xDD But ^w^ that :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot say ^-^ I ÚwÚ yiewd, being UwU siwent, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^w^ speak. ^-^ I pray :33 you spare >w< me. ^-^ Faith, 
^-^ I >_< shaww :3 unfowd xDD equaw >_> discouwtesy 
>_< To ^-^ youw uWu best kindness; >w< onye :3 of ^-^ youw >_> gweat OwO knyowing 
^.^ Shouwd ^w^ weawn, being ^.^ taught, forbearance. 
OwO CWOTEN. >_< To uWu weave :33 you ^-^ in ^-^ youw >w< madnyess x3 'twewe >_> my >_> sin; 
^-^ I >w< wiww uWu nyot. 
IMOGEN. Fools are UwU nyot uWu mad UwU fowks. 
OwO CWOTEN. :3 Do :33 you UwU caww :33 me UwU foow? 
IMOGEN. :33 As ^-^ I am >_> mad, ^-^ I ^w^ do; 
UwU If ^.^ you'ww >_< be :33 patient, >_< I'ww xDD nyo :33 mowe >_< be mad; 
:33 That ÚwÚ cuwes uWu us ^.^ both. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ much ;;w;; sowwy, sir, 
You put :33 me uWu to forget a ^w^ wady's :3 mannyews 
By being ;;w;; so >_< vewbaw; ^-^ and learn uWu nyow, for >w< aww, 
:33 That ;;w;; I, xDD which >_< knyow >_> my heart, do ÚwÚ hewe UwU pwonyounce, 
By >_> th' :3 vewy >_> twuth :3 of ^w^ it, ^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot for ^.^ you, 
And am ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw >w< the x3 wack :3 of charity 
>_< To :33 accuse myself ^-^ I hate you; xDD which ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew 
You felt than ÚwÚ make't >_> my boast. 
OwO CWOTEN. You x3 sin ÚwÚ against 
xDD Obedience, xDD which :33 you ^-^ owe ^-^ youw :33 fathew. :3 Fow 
^.^ The >_> contwact :33 you uWu pwetend xDD with ^w^ that base ÚwÚ wwetch, 
uWu Onye uWu bwed :3 of >_< awms ^-^ and x3 fostew'd xDD with >_< cowd uWu dishes, 
With scraps uWu o' >_> th' :3 couwt- it is xDD nyo uWu contwact, x3 nyonye. 
And though it >_< be allowed ^-^ in >w< meanyew xDD pawties- 
^w^ Yet ;;w;; who than UwU he :33 mowe ;;w;; mean?- uWu to :33 knyit their ^w^ souws- 
:3 On whom >w< thewe is xDD nyo :33 mowe >_< dependency 
xDD But brats ^-^ and :3 beggawy- ^-^ in >w< sewf-figuw'd xDD knyot, 
^w^ Yet :33 you are UwU cuwb'd OwO fwom ^w^ that enlargement :3 by 
^.^ The ^.^ consequence uWu o' >_> th' ^w^ cwown, ^-^ and must UwU nyot ÚwÚ foiw 
^.^ The ;;w;; pwecious UwU nyote :3 of it xDD with a base :33 swave, 
xDD A hilding for a UwU wivewy, a squire's ;;w;; cwoth, 
xDD A >w< pantwew- UwU nyot ;;w;; so xDD eminyent! 
IMOGEN. Profane fellow! 
:33 Wewt >w< thou >w< the ^-^ son :3 of ^w^ Jupitew, ^-^ and xDD nyo :33 mowe 
xDD But what >w< thou UwU awt >_> besides, >w< thou ^-^ wewt x3 too base 
>_< To >_< be ^.^ his OwO gwoom. Thou ^-^ wewt ^.^ dignyified ^w^ enyough, 
uWu Even uWu to >w< the point :3 of envy, >_> if x3 'twewe uWu made 
^-^ Compawative for ^-^ youw virtues uWu to >_< be ^w^ styw'd 
^.^ The ÚwÚ undew-hangman :3 of ^.^ his >w< kingdom, ^-^ and hated 
:3 Fow being preferr'd ;;w;; so ^.^ weww. 
OwO CWOTEN. ^.^ The ;;w;; south OwO fog >_< wot uWu him! 
IMOGEN. He UwU nyevew ^w^ can meet :33 mowe mischance than come 
>_< To >_< be but >_> nyam'd :3 of ;;w;; thee. :33 His mean'st >w< gawment 
:33 That ^-^ evew hath but :33 cwipp'd ^.^ his body is dearer 
^.^ In >_> my ^w^ wespect than ;;w;; aww >w< the uWu haiws ^w^ above ^-^ thee, 
^.^ Wewe :33 they ;;w;; aww uWu made >_< such UwU men. UwU How uWu nyow, Pisanio! 

^-^ Entew PISANIO 

OwO CWOTEN. >_< 'His garments'! :3 Nyow >w< the >_< deviw- 
IMOGEN. >_< To ÚwÚ Dowothy >_> my woman >_< hie ÚwÚ thee ^-^ pwesentwy. 
OwO CWOTEN. >_< 'His ^-^ gawment'! 
IMOGEN. ^-^ I am sprited xDD with a xDD foow; 
>_> Fwighted, ^-^ and ang'red >_> wowse. :3 Go :33 bid >_> my woman 
Search for a ÚwÚ jewew ^w^ that x3 too casually 
uWu Hath UwU weft mine ÚwÚ awm. >_> It >_> was thy :33 mastew's; uWu shwew me, 
UwU If ^-^ I :3 wouwd ;;w;; wose it for a >_> wevenyue 
Of :33 any uWu king's ^-^ in :33 Euwope! ^-^ I do xDD think 
^-^ I >_> saw't ^w^ this OwO mownying; ^-^ confident ^-^ I am 
>_< Wast night x3 'twas on mine uWu awm; ^-^ I kiss'd uWu it. 
^-^ I hope it >_< be UwU nyot ^w^ gonye uWu to tell >_> my lord 
:33 That ^-^ I >_> kiss :3 aught but >w< he. 
^-^ PISANyIO. >_> 'Twiww UwU nyot >_< be lost. 
IMOGEN. ^-^ I hope >_< so. :3 Go ^-^ and UwU seawch. x3 Exit PISANIO 
OwO CWOTEN. You have ^-^ abus'd >w< me. 
>_< 'His meanest ^-^ gawment'! 
IMOGEN. x3 Ay, ^-^ I ^-^ said ;;w;; so, ^-^ siw. 
UwU If :33 you >w< wiww uWu make 't :3 an >w< action, UwU caww x3 witnyess uWu to xDD 't. 
OwO CWOTEN. ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 infowm ^-^ youw :33 fathew. 
IMOGEN. ;;w;; Youw mother >_< too. 
>_< She's >_> my ^w^ good lady ^-^ and >w< wiww ÚwÚ conceive, ^-^ I x3 hope, 
xDD But >w< the ^-^ wowst :3 of >w< me. So ^-^ I uWu weave ^.^ you, sir, 
>_< To >_> th' ^-^ wowst :3 of :33 discontent. x3 Exit 
OwO CWOTEN. >_< I'ww >_< be >_> weveng'd. 
>_< 'His mean'st ^-^ gawment'! Well. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ Wome. >w< PHIWAWIO'S house 

^-^ Entew ^-^ POSTHUMUS ^-^ and PHILARIO 

OwO POSTHUMUS. Fear it not, sir; ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I were ;;w;; so ^w^ suwe 
>_< To >w< win >w< the OwO King ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am xDD bowd ;;w;; hew >w< honyouw 
Will UwU wemain uWu hews. 
;;w;; PHIWAWIO. :3 What ÚwÚ means do :33 you uWu make uWu to him? 
OwO POSTHUMUS. uWu Nyot x3 any; but uWu abide >w< the ^w^ change :3 of time, 
x3 Quake ^-^ in >w< the present ^.^ wintew's xDD state, ^-^ and :33 wish 
:33 That ;;w;; wawmew ^-^ days :3 wouwd ^-^ come. ^.^ In uWu these UwU feaw'd ;;w;; hopes 
^-^ I uWu bawewy :33 gwatify ^-^ youw love; :33 they ;;w;; faiwing, 
^-^ I must :33 die ÚwÚ much ^-^ youw >_> debtow. 
;;w;; PHIWAWIO. ;;w;; Youw :3 vewy ^w^ goodnyess ^-^ and ^-^ youw company 
O'erpays ;;w;; aww ^-^ I ^w^ can do. By ^w^ this ^-^ youw :33 king 
uWu Hath heard :3 of >_> gweat Augustus. ÚwÚ Caius x3 Wucius 
Will do's >_< commission ;;w;; thwoughwy; ^-^ and ^-^ I xDD think 
;;w;; He'ww ÚwÚ gwant >w< the tribute, ^.^ send >_> th' arrearages, 
>_> Ow >w< wook upon x3 ouw >_> Womans, :3 whose :33 wemembwance 
Is yet >_> fwesh ^-^ in their grief. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^-^ I do xDD bewieve 
x3 Statist though ^-^ I am none, >_< nyow OwO wike uWu to be, 
:33 That ^w^ this >w< wiww >_< pwove a >w< waw; ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww >_> heaw 
^.^ The legions now ^-^ in xDD Gawwia ^-^ soonyew landed 
^.^ In x3 ouw >_> nyot-feawing UwU Bwitain than have >_< tidings 
Of :33 any >w< penny tribute ;;w;; paid. >_< Ouw OwO countwymen 
;;w;; Awe ^-^ men :33 mowe order'd than uWu when ^-^ Juwius ÚwÚ Caesaw 
xDD Smiw'd :3 at their x3 wack :3 of skill, but x3 found their ÚwÚ couwage 
;;w;; Wowthy ^.^ his frowning at. uWu Theiw ;;w;; discipwinye, 
:3 Nyow :33 mingwed xDD with their :33 couwages, >w< wiww uWu make known 
>_< To their x3 appwovews :33 they are uWu peopwe >_< such 
:33 That :33 mend upon >w< the world. 

^-^ Entew IACHIMO 

;;w;; PHIWAWIO. :3 See! :3 Iachimo! 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^.^ The ^.^ swiftest ÚwÚ hawts have posted :33 you :3 by land, 
And UwU winds :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the comers kiss'd ^-^ youw ÚwÚ saiws, 
>_< To uWu make ^-^ youw uWu vessew UwU nyimbwe. 
;;w;; PHIWAWIO. ^-^ Wewcome, ^-^ siw. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^-^ I hope >w< the :3 bwiefnyess :3 of ^-^ youw answer uWu made 
^.^ The :3 speedinyess :3 of ^-^ youw >_> wetuwn. 
^w^ IACHIMO. ;;w;; Youw lady 
Is >w< onye :3 of >w< the ^-^ faiwest ^w^ that ^-^ I have OwO wook'd >_> upon. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. And ^w^ thewewithaw >w< the best; >w< ow let ;;w;; hew beauty 
ÚwÚ Wook through a ^.^ casement uWu to ^w^ awwuwe x3 fawse hearts, 
And >_< be x3 fawse xDD with uWu them. 
^w^ IACHIMO. uWu Hewe are :33 wettews for ÚwÚ you. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. uWu Theiw ^.^ tenyouw ^.^ good, ^-^ I x3 twust. 
^w^ IACHIMO. 'Tis :3 vewy ÚwÚ wike. 
;;w;; PHIWAWIO. uWu Was ÚwÚ Caius x3 Wucius ^-^ in >w< the UwU Bwitain >w< couwt 
When :33 you were ÚwÚ thewe? 
^w^ IACHIMO. He >_> was expected uWu then, 
xDD But UwU nyot ;;w;; appwoach'd. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ;;w;; Aww is ^w^ weww yet. 
Sparkles ^w^ this >w< stonye ÚwÚ as it >_> was wont, >w< ow ^w^ is't UwU nyot 
:33 Too ^.^ duww for ^-^ youw ^w^ good UwU weawing? 
^w^ IACHIMO. UwU If ^-^ I have :33 wost ^w^ it, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd have :33 wost >w< the worth :3 of it ^-^ in ^w^ gowd. 
>_< I'ww uWu make a UwU jouwnyey twice ÚwÚ as far uWu t' ^.^ enjoy 
xDD A ;;w;; second night :3 of >_< such sweet OwO showtnyess xDD which 
uWu Was mine ^-^ in Britain; for >w< the ring is ^.^ won. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^.^ The stone's x3 too :33 hawd uWu to come by. 
^w^ IACHIMO. uWu Nyot a UwU whit, 
;;w;; Youw lady being ;;w;; so xDD easy. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. Make not, sir, 
;;w;; Youw OwO woss ^-^ youw >_> spowt. ^-^ I hope :33 you >_< knyow ^w^ that ;;w;; we 
ÚwÚ Must UwU nyot ;;w;; continyue uWu fwiends. 
^w^ IACHIMO. Good sir, ;;w;; we >_< must, 
UwU If :33 you :3 keep covenant. Had ^-^ I UwU nyot brought 
^.^ The >w< knyowwedge :3 of ^-^ youw ÚwÚ mistwess ;;w;; home, ^-^ I ÚwÚ gwant 
OwO We were uWu to >w< question UwU fawthew; but ^-^ I now 
>_< Pwofess myself >w< the winner :3 of ;;w;; hew ;;w;; honyouw, 
Together xDD with ^-^ youw ;;w;; wing; ^-^ and UwU nyot >w< the wronger 
Of ;;w;; hew >w< ow ^.^ you, having ÚwÚ pwoceeded but 
By x3 both ^-^ youw wills. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. UwU If :33 you ^w^ can ÚwÚ make't apparent 
:33 That :33 you have ÚwÚ tasted ;;w;; hew ^-^ in UwU bed, >_> my UwU hand 
And ring is >w< youws. UwU If not, >w< the ÚwÚ fouw >_> opinyion 
You ^w^ had :3 of ;;w;; hew >_> puwe >w< honyouw x3 gains >w< ow loses 
;;w;; Youw >_< swowd >w< ow uWu minye, >w< ow OwO mastewwess leaves x3 both 
>_< To ;;w;; who >_< shaww find uWu them. 
^w^ IACHIMO. x3 Siw, >_> my circumstances, 
ÚwÚ Being ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw >w< the >_> twuth ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make them, 
ÚwÚ Must >_> fiwst induce :33 you uWu to believe- :3 whose >_> stwength 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ confiwm xDD with xDD oath; xDD which ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot 
>_< You'ww >w< give :33 me uWu weave uWu to spare uWu when :33 you >_< shaww find 
You need it uWu nyot. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ;;w;; Pwoceed. 
^w^ IACHIMO. ^-^ Fiwst, ;;w;; hew >w< bedchambew, 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I x3 confess ^-^ I ÚwÚ swept not, but profess 
Had ^w^ that >_> was ^w^ weww worth ;;w;; watching-it >_> was ;;w;; hang'd 
With tapestry :3 of UwU siwk ^-^ and ÚwÚ siwvew; >w< the ^.^ stowy, 
Proud :33 Cweopatwa uWu when she >_< met ;;w;; hew UwU Woman 
And >w< Cydnyus >_> sweww'd ^w^ above >w< the ÚwÚ banks, >w< ow for 
^.^ The ^-^ pwess :3 of x3 boats >w< ow ^-^ pwide. xDD A piece :3 of >w< wowk 
So ÚwÚ bwavewy x3 donye, ;;w;; so UwU wich, ^w^ that it >w< did ^-^ stwive 
^.^ In ÚwÚ wowkmanship ^-^ and >_< vawue; xDD which ^-^ I x3 wondew'd 
x3 Couwd >_< be ;;w;; so ^.^ wawewy ^-^ and :33 exactwy >_> wwought, 
;;w;; Since >w< the OwO twue OwO wife ^.^ on't ÚwÚ was- 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^.^ This is OwO twue; 
And ^w^ this :33 you :33 might have heard :3 of ;;w;; hewe, :3 by :33 me 
>_> Ow :3 by ÚwÚ some ;;w;; othew. 
^w^ IACHIMO. x3 Mowe ^-^ pawticuwaws 
ÚwÚ Must justify >_> my >w< knyowwedge. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. So :33 they >_< must, 
>_> Ow do ^-^ youw >w< honyouw OwO injuwy. 
^w^ IACHIMO. ^.^ The chimney 
Is ;;w;; south >w< the uWu chambew, ^-^ and >w< the UwU chimnyeypiece 
Chaste >w< Dian UwU bathing. ^.^ Nyevew OwO saw ^-^ I x3 figuwes 
So OwO wikewy uWu to >_< wepowt uWu themsewves. ^.^ The :33 cuttew 
uWu Was ÚwÚ as uWu anyothew UwU nyatuwe, UwU dumb; >_< outwent >w< hew, 
UwU Motion ^-^ and >_< bweath UwU weft x3 out. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^.^ This is a >_> thing 
Which :33 you :33 might OwO fwom x3 wewation ÚwÚ wikewise reap, 
:33 Being, ÚwÚ as it UwU is, ÚwÚ much ^-^ spoke >_< of. 
^w^ IACHIMO. ^.^ The :3 woof uWu o' >_> th' x3 chambew 
With xDD gowden UwU chewubins is >_> fwetted; ;;w;; hew xDD andiwons- 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 fowgot them- were x3 two ;;w;; winking OwO Cupids 
Of >w< siwvew, uWu each on >w< onye ^.^ foot xDD standing, OwO nyicewy 
^.^ Depending on their x3 bwands. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^.^ This is ;;w;; hew :33 honyouw! 
Let it >_< be granted :33 you have seen ;;w;; aww ^w^ this, ^-^ and praise 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ given uWu to ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wemembwance; >w< the :3 descwiption 
Of what is ^-^ in ;;w;; hew x3 chambew OwO nyothing saves 
^.^ The wager :33 you have xDD waid. 
^w^ IACHIMO. OwO Then, >_> if :33 you can, >_> [Shows >w< the uWu bwacewet] 
;;w;; Be ^w^ pawe. ^-^ I >w< beg but uWu weave uWu to air ^w^ this >_> jewew. :3 See! 
And now ÚwÚ 'tis :3 up again. >_> It must >_< be married 
>_< To ^w^ that ^-^ youw diamond; >_< I'ww :3 keep uWu them. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^.^ Jove! 
;;w;; Once :33 mowe let :33 me uWu behowd uWu it. Is it ^w^ that 
Which ^-^ I UwU weft xDD with :33 hew? 
^w^ IACHIMO. >w< Siw- ^-^ I UwU thank >_> hew- UwU that. 
ÚwÚ She >w< stwipp'd it OwO fwom ;;w;; hew uWu awm; ^-^ I see ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ yet; 
ÚwÚ Hew ;;w;; pwetty action >w< did outsell ;;w;; hew ^.^ gift, 
And yet ÚwÚ enwich'd it >_< too. ÚwÚ She ÚwÚ gave it me, ^-^ and ^-^ said 
ÚwÚ She ;;w;; pwiz'd it ^w^ once. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. :3 May >_< be she UwU pwuck'd it :3 of 
>_< To ^.^ send it >w< me. 
^w^ IACHIMO. ÚwÚ She xDD wwites ;;w;; so uWu to ^.^ you, x3 doth she? 
OwO POSTHUMUS. OwO O, uWu nyo, uWu nyo, x3 nyo! ÚwÚ 'tis :3 twue. >_> Hewe, ^w^ take ^w^ this too; 
xDD [Gives >w< the ring] 
>_> It is a :3 basiwisk >_< unto mine ^-^ eye, 
Kills :33 me uWu to >w< wook on't. Let >w< thewe >_< be xDD nyo >w< honyouw 
;;w;; Whewe >w< thewe is >_> beauty; >_> twuth >w< whewe OwO sembwance; :33 wove 
;;w;; Whewe >_< thewe's uWu anyothew man. ^.^ The OwO vows :3 of :33 women 
Of xDD nyo :33 mowe >w< bondage >_< be uWu to >w< whewe :33 they are uWu made 
uWu Than :33 they are uWu to their OwO viwtues, xDD which is >w< nyothing. 
OwO O, ^w^ above :3 measuwe >_< fawse! 
;;w;; PHIWAWIO. >_< Have >_> patience, sir, 
And ^w^ take ^-^ youw ring UwU again; ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot yet ^.^ won. 
>_> It ^w^ may >_< be ^-^ pwobabwe she :33 wost ^w^ it, >w< ow 
>_< Who UwU knyows >_> if >w< onye ;;w;; hew ^w^ women, being ^-^ cowwupted 
uWu Hath xDD stow'n it OwO fwom :33 hew? 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^w^ Vewy OwO twue; 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ I hope UwU he came by't. OwO Back >_> my ring. 
^-^ Wendew uWu to :33 me ÚwÚ some :33 cowpowaw uWu sign uWu about >w< hew, 
x3 Mowe uWu evident than this; for ^w^ this >_> was :33 stow'n. 
^w^ IACHIMO. By ^w^ Jupitew, ^-^ I ^w^ had it OwO fwom ;;w;; hew :33 awm! 
OwO POSTHUMUS. >_> Hawk ^.^ you, UwU he x3 sweaws; :3 by ÚwÚ Jupitew UwU he swears. 
'Tis true- :33 nyay, :3 keep >w< the ^.^ wing, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 twue. ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe 
ÚwÚ She :3 wouwd UwU nyot ;;w;; wose uWu it. ÚwÚ Hew attendants are 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ swown ^-^ and ;;w;; honyouwabwe- :33 they :33 induc'd uWu to >_> steaw x3 it! 
And :3 by a OwO stwangew! x3 Nyo, UwU he hath enjoy'd x3 hew. 
^.^ The UwU cognyizance :3 of ;;w;; hew incontinency 
Is ^.^ this: she hath uWu bought >w< the name :3 of >w< whowe UwU thus dearly. 
There, ^w^ take thy hire; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the :3 fiends :3 of uWu heww 
^w^ Divide >w< themsewves between >_> you! 
;;w;; PHIWAWIO. x3 Siw, >_< be >w< patient; 
^.^ This is UwU nyot strong :33 enyough uWu to >_< be OwO bewiev'd 
Of >w< onye persuaded ^w^ weww >_< of. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^.^ Nyevew ^-^ tawk x3 on't; 
ÚwÚ She hath OwO been :33 cowted :3 by ^-^ him. 
^w^ IACHIMO. UwU If :33 you >w< seek 
:3 Fow further :3 satisfying, ^.^ undew ;;w;; hew :33 bweast- 
;;w;; Wowthy >w< the ÚwÚ pwessing- ^w^ wies a x3 mowe, >w< wight ÚwÚ pwoud 
Of ^w^ that :3 most delicate >_> wodging. By >_> my >_< wife, 
^-^ I kiss'd x3 it; ^-^ and it ÚwÚ gave :33 me present hunger 
>_< To ;;w;; feed >w< again, though uWu fuww. You do remember 
^.^ This OwO stain upon :33 hew? 
OwO POSTHUMUS. x3 Ay, ^-^ and it x3 doth ^w^ confiwm 
UwU Anyothew stain, ÚwÚ as :3 big ÚwÚ as uWu heww ^w^ can UwU howd, 
^.^ Wewe >w< thewe xDD nyo :33 mowe but uWu it. 
^w^ IACHIMO. Will :33 you >_> heaw >_< mowe? 
OwO POSTHUMUS. UwU Spawe ^-^ youw uWu awithmetic; UwU nyevew >_> count >w< the >w< tuwns. 
^w^ Once, ^-^ and a million! 
^w^ IACHIMO. >_< I'ww >_< be sworn- 
OwO POSTHUMUS. :33 Nyo swearing. 
UwU If :33 you >w< wiww xDD sweaw :33 you have UwU nyot UwU donye't, :33 you >_< wie; 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww kill ÚwÚ thee >_> if >w< thou dost uWu deny 
Thou'st uWu made :33 me xDD cuckowd. 
^w^ IACHIMO. >_< I'ww uWu deny >w< nyothing. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. O ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ hewe uWu to tear ;;w;; hew ;;w;; wimb-meaw! 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go >w< thewe ^-^ and >_> do't, ^.^ i' >_> th' uWu couwt, :33 befowe 
ÚwÚ Hew :33 fathew. >_< I'ww do ÚwÚ something- x3 Exit 
;;w;; PHIWAWIO. Quite ^-^ besides 
^.^ The government :3 of ^.^ patience! You have ^.^ won. 
xDD Wet's x3 fowwow xDD him ^-^ and xDD pewvewt >w< the present >w< wwath 
He hath ÚwÚ against ^.^ himsewf. 
^w^ IACHIMO. With ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< heawt. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
^.^ Wome. UwU Anyothew room ^-^ in >w< PHIWAWIO'S house 

^-^ Entew ^-^ POSTHUMUS 

OwO POSTHUMUS. Is >w< thewe xDD nyo x3 way for ^-^ men uWu to be, but :33 women 
ÚwÚ Must >_< be half-workers? OwO We are ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ bastawds, 
And ^w^ that :3 most ^w^ venyewabwe man xDD which ^-^ I 
ÚwÚ Did UwU caww >_> my father >_> was ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot >w< whewe 
When ^-^ I >_> was >_< stamp'd. ^.^ Some ^w^ coinyew xDD with ^.^ his xDD toows 
^-^ Made :33 me a >_> countewfeit; yet >_> my mother OwO seem'd 
^.^ The >w< Dian :3 of ^w^ that time. So x3 doth >_> my uWu wife 
^.^ The nonpareil :3 of this. OwO O, >_> vengeance, vengeance! 
;;w;; Me :3 of >_> my x3 wawfuw pleasure she :33 westwain'd, 
And xDD pway'd :33 me oft ^w^ fowbeawance; >w< did it xDD with 
xDD A pudency ;;w;; so ^.^ wosy, >w< the sweet ^-^ view ^.^ on't 
:33 Might ^w^ weww have ^-^ wawm'd old xDD Satuwn; ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 thought ;;w;; hew 
:33 As >_> chaste ÚwÚ as x3 unsunn'd x3 snyow. OwO O, ;;w;; aww >w< the devils! 
^.^ This yellow xDD Iachimo ^-^ in :3 an hour- :3 was't xDD nyot? 
>_> Ow xDD wess!- :3 at first? Perchance UwU he ^-^ spoke not, OwO but, 
>w< Wike a full-acorn'd OwO boaw, a :33 Gewman :3 onye, 
^.^ Cwied uWu 'O!' ^-^ and ^.^ mounted; x3 found xDD nyo opposition 
xDD But what UwU he OwO wook'd for OwO shouwd ^w^ oppose ^-^ and she 
^.^ Shouwd OwO fwom ^w^ encountew ^w^ guawd. x3 Couwd ^-^ I find :33 out 
^.^ The :3 woman's ^.^ pawt ^-^ in me! :3 Fow >_< thewe's xDD nyo ÚwÚ motion 
:33 That :3 tends uWu to x3 vice ^-^ in man but ^-^ I affirm 
>_> It is >w< the :3 woman's x3 pawt. ;;w;; Be it lying, UwU nyote ^w^ it, 
^.^ The UwU woman's; :33 fwattewing, >w< hews; OwO deceiving, >w< hews; 
^w^ Wust ^-^ and rank xDD thoughts, ÚwÚ hews, >w< hews; xDD wevenges, >w< hews; 
Ambitions, covetings, ^w^ change :3 of xDD pwides, x3 disdain, 
OwO Nyice longing, ^-^ swandews, >w< mutabiwity, 
;;w;; Aww xDD fauwts ^w^ that man ^w^ may ;;w;; nyame, :33 nyay, ^w^ that uWu heww :3 knyows, 
:3 Why, ÚwÚ hews, ^-^ in ^.^ pawt >w< ow all; but :3 wathew all; 
:3 Fow uWu even uWu to x3 vice 
xDD They are UwU nyot :3 constant, but are ;;w;; changing OwO stiww 
uWu Onye x3 vice but :3 of a ^-^ minyute old for >w< onye 
uWu Nyot :3 hawf ;;w;; so old ÚwÚ as UwU that. >_< I'ww xDD wwite ÚwÚ against them, 
Detest them, xDD cuwse uWu them. ^w^ Yet ÚwÚ 'tis greater OwO skiww 
^.^ In a OwO twue hate uWu to pray :33 they have their xDD wiww: 
^.^ The :3 vewy devils ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ pwague them better. x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>w< Bwitain. xDD A xDD haww ^-^ in CYMBELINE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^-^ in xDD state, xDD CYMBEWINyE, ^w^ QUEEN, x3 CWOTEN, ^-^ and LORDS :3 at >w< onye door, 
^-^ and :3 at uWu anyothew xDD CAIUS >w< WUCIUS ^-^ and attendants 

CYMBELINE. :3 Nyow say, what :3 wouwd Augustus ÚwÚ Caesaw xDD with xDD us? 
LUCIUS. When ^-^ Juwius :33 Caesaw- :3 whose :33 wemembwance yet 
Lives ^-^ in men's uWu eyes, ^-^ and >w< wiww uWu to >_< eaws ^-^ and tongues 
;;w;; Be :33 theme ^-^ and hearing ever- >_> was ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 Bwitain, 
And conquer'd ^w^ it, ÚwÚ Cassibewan, ^w^ thinye >w< uncwe, 
^.^ Famous ^-^ in Caesar's ;;w;; pwaises xDD nyo whit less 
uWu Than ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< feats deserving ^w^ it, for xDD him 
And ^.^ his succession granted ^w^ Wome a tribute, 
Yearly xDD thwee >_> thousand ÚwÚ pounds, xDD which :3 by ÚwÚ thee uWu watewy 
Is UwU weft >_< untendew'd. 
>_< QUEEN. And, uWu to kill >w< the x3 mawvew, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be ;;w;; so >w< evew. 
OwO CWOTEN. ;;w;; Thewe >_< be uWu many ^.^ Caesaws 
Ere >_< such uWu anyothew uWu Juwius. UwU Bwitain is 
xDD A UwU wowwd :3 by :3 itsewf, ^-^ and ;;w;; we >w< wiww OwO nyothing ^-^ pay 
:3 Fow :33 weawing x3 ouw ^-^ own noses. 
>_< QUEEN. :33 That ^.^ oppowtunyity, 
Which :33 then :33 they ^w^ had uWu to ^w^ take OwO fwom OwO 's, uWu to ^-^ wesume 
OwO We have again. Remember, sir, >_> my liege, 
^.^ The >w< kings ^-^ youw ancestors, x3 togethew xDD with 
^.^ The ^-^ nyatuwaw xDD bwavewy :3 of ^-^ youw ^w^ iswe, xDD which ^.^ stands 
:33 As ;;w;; Nyeptunye's park, xDD wibb'd ^-^ and xDD paw'd ^-^ in 
With rocks unscalable ^-^ and UwU woawing ^.^ watews, 
With sands ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU nyot ;;w;; beaw ^-^ youw xDD enyemies' x3 boats 
xDD But >_< suck them :3 up uWu to >_> th' UwU top-mast. xDD A uWu kind :3 of UwU conquest 
ÚwÚ Caesaw uWu made >_> hewe; but uWu made UwU nyot ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ his uWu bwag 
Of 'came, ^-^ and >_> saw, ^-^ and overcame.' With UwU shame- 
^.^ The >_> fiwst ^w^ that ^-^ evew >_< touch'd :3 him- UwU he >_> was UwU cawwied 
^w^ Fwom off x3 ouw ;;w;; coast, twice xDD beaten; ^-^ and ^.^ his ^w^ shipping- 
>_> Poow ignorant :33 baubwes!- on x3 ouw terrible UwU seas, 
>w< Wike egg-shells xDD mov'd upon their surges, crack'd 
:33 As ^w^ easiwy uWu 'gainst x3 ouw rocks; for ;;w;; joy xDD wheweof 
^.^ The :3 fam'd ÚwÚ Cassibewan, ;;w;; who >_> was once :3 at x3 point- 
OwO O, ÚwÚ gigwot UwU fowtunye!- uWu to ^w^ mastew Caesar's ;;w;; swowd, 
^-^ Made ÚwÚ Wud's Town xDD with OwO wejoicing ^.^ fiwes OwO bwight 
And UwU Bwitons ÚwÚ stwut xDD with courage. 
OwO CWOTEN. uWu Come, >_< thewe's xDD nyo :33 mowe tribute uWu to >_< be ;;w;; paid. >_< Ouw :33 kingdom is 
>_< stwongew than it >_> was :3 at ^w^ that :33 time; UwU and, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ said, >w< thewe is xDD nyo 
moe >_< such Caesars. :3 Othew :3 of them ^w^ may have ;;w;; cwook'd noses; but uWu to 
^-^ owe >_< such straight ^w^ awms, x3 nyonye. 
CYMBELINE. >_> Son, let ^-^ youw mother >_< end. 
OwO CWOTEN. OwO We have yet uWu many xDD among uWu us ^w^ can gripe ÚwÚ as :33 hawd ÚwÚ as >w< Cassibewan. 
^-^ I do UwU nyot say ^-^ I am ;;w;; onye; but ^-^ I have a ;;w;; hand. ^.^ Why xDD twibute? ^.^ Why OwO shouwd 
;;w;; we ^-^ pay xDD twibute? UwU If ÚwÚ Caesaw ^w^ can xDD hide >w< the sun OwO fwom uWu us xDD with a x3 bwanket, 
>w< ow put >w< the moon ^-^ in ^.^ his pocket, ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^-^ pay xDD him tribute for light; 
^w^ ewse, sir, xDD nyo :33 mowe tribute, pray :33 you UwU nyow. 
CYMBELINE. You must :33 knyow, 
xDD Tiww >w< the >_> injuwious ^-^ Womans >w< did >_< extowt 
^.^ This tribute OwO fwom us, ;;w;; we were :3 fwee. Caesar's ambition- 
Which >_> sweww'd ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ^w^ that it >w< did almost >_> stwetch 
^.^ The sides uWu o' >_> th' world- ÚwÚ against ;;w;; aww xDD cowouw ÚwÚ hewe 
ÚwÚ Did put >w< the ^w^ yoke upon's; xDD which uWu to shake :3 of 
Becomes a ;;w;; wawwike x3 peopwe, whom ;;w;; we ^w^ weckon 
^-^ Ouwsewves uWu to OwO be. 
OwO CWOTEN. OwO We do. 
CYMBELINE. Say :33 then uWu to ^.^ Caesaw, 
>_< Ouw x3 ancestow >_> was ^w^ that Mulmutius xDD which 
;;w;; Owdain'd x3 ouw ;;w;; waws- :3 whose ÚwÚ use >w< the >_< swowd :3 of ÚwÚ Caesaw 
uWu Hath x3 too ÚwÚ much mangled; :3 whose repair ^-^ and franchise 
OwO Shaww, :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ powew ;;w;; we UwU howd, >_< be x3 ouw ^w^ good deed, 
OwO Though ^w^ Wome >_< be x3 thewefowe ^w^ angwy. Mulmutius uWu made x3 ouw x3 waws, 
>_< Who >_> was >w< the >_> fiwst :3 of UwU Bwitain xDD which >w< did put 
:33 His x3 bwows >_> within a xDD gowden ^w^ cwown, ^-^ and call'd 
Himself a ^w^ king. 
LUCIUS. ^-^ I am ;;w;; sowwy, Cymbeline, 
:33 That ^-^ I am uWu to :33 pwonyounce Augustus :33 Caesaw- 
^.^ Caesaw, ^w^ that hath moe >w< kings ^.^ his servants than 
Thyself ^-^ domestic x3 officews- ^w^ thinye >_> enyemy. 
;;w;; Weceive it OwO fwom me, ^w^ then: ^-^ waw ^-^ and UwU confusion 
^.^ In Caesar's name :33 pwonyounce ^-^ I uWu 'gainst ;;w;; thee; >w< wook 
:3 Fow ^.^ fuwy UwU nyot uWu to >_< be :3 wesisted. Thus >_> defied, 
^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ thee for uWu mysewf. 
CYMBELINE. Thou UwU awt uWu wewcome, xDD Caius. 
>w< Thy ÚwÚ Caesaw knighted x3 me; >_> my ^w^ youth ^-^ I ;;w;; spent 
^.^ Much ^.^ undew xDD him; :3 of xDD him ^-^ I ^w^ gathew'd ;;w;; honyouw, 
Which UwU he uWu to >w< seek :3 of :33 me >w< again, >w< pewfowce, 
>_> Behoves :33 me :3 keep :3 at utterance. ^-^ I am UwU pewfect 
:33 That >w< the xDD Pannyonyians ^-^ and Dalmatians for 
uWu Theiw UwU wibewties are now ^-^ in ^w^ awms, a precedent 
Which UwU nyot uWu to UwU wead :3 wouwd ^w^ show >w< the UwU Bwitons cold; 
So ÚwÚ Caesaw >_< shaww UwU nyot find uWu them. 
LUCIUS. Let >_< pwoof ^w^ speak. 
OwO CWOTEN. :33 His uWu majesty ^.^ bids :33 you x3 wewcome. Make :33 pastime xDD with uWu us a x3 day >w< ow 
xDD two, >w< ow ^.^ wongew. UwU If :33 you >w< seek uWu us afterwards ^-^ in x3 othew OwO tewms, :33 you 
>_< shaww find uWu us ^-^ in x3 ouw salt-water >w< giwdwe. UwU If :33 you ^-^ beat uWu us :33 out :3 of ^w^ it, 
it is >_< youws; >_> if :33 you x3 faww ^-^ in >w< the x3 adventuwe, x3 ouw crows >_< shaww fare 
>w< the xDD bettew for you; ^-^ and >_< thewe's :3 an >_< end. 
LUCIUS. ;;w;; So, ^-^ siw. 
CYMBELINE. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ youw uWu mastew's ^.^ pweasuwe, ^-^ and UwU he mine; 
;;w;; Aww >w< the UwU wemain UwU is, x3 wewcome. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
>w< Bwitain. UwU Anyothew room ^-^ in CYMBELINE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew PISANIO ÚwÚ weading :3 of a letter 

^-^ PISANyIO. How? :3 of x3 aduwtewy? ^.^ Whewefowe xDD wwite :33 you UwU nyot 
:3 What monsters ;;w;; hew OwO accuse? uWu Weonyatus! 
O uWu mastew, what a ^-^ stwange >_> infection 
Is ^w^ faww'n uWu into thy ;;w;; eaw! :3 What x3 fawse Italian- 
:33 As ;;w;; poisonyous-tongu'd ÚwÚ as handed- hath uWu pwevaiw'd 
:3 On thy x3 too ready uWu heawing? >w< Diswoyaw? >w< Nyo. 
>_< She's punish'd for ;;w;; hew truth, ^-^ and >_< undewgoes, 
x3 Mowe uWu goddess-wike than >w< wife-wike, >_< such xDD assauwts 
:33 As :3 wouwd ^w^ take ^-^ in ÚwÚ some :33 viwtue. O >_> my >_< mastew! 
>w< Thy ;;w;; mind uWu to ;;w;; hew is now ÚwÚ as >w< wow ÚwÚ as were 
>w< Thy >_> fowtunyes. How? ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^.^ muwdew :33 hew? 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the love, ^-^ and truth, ^-^ and ^-^ vows, xDD which ^-^ I 
>_< Have uWu made uWu to thy :33 command? ;;w;; I, :33 hew? ÚwÚ Hew :3 bwood? 
UwU If it >_< be ;;w;; so uWu to do ^w^ good service, UwU nyevew 
Let :33 me >_< be :33 counted UwU sewviceabwe. UwU How >w< wook ^-^ I 
:33 That ^-^ I OwO shouwd seem uWu to x3 wack >_< humanyity 
So ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ^w^ this fact ÚwÚ comes ^-^ to? >_< [Weads] 'Do't. ^.^ The letter 
:33 That ^-^ I have >_> sent >w< hew, :3 by ;;w;; hew ^-^ own UwU command 
ÚwÚ Shaww >w< give ÚwÚ thee xDD oppowtunyity.' O ^.^ damn'd paper, 
:3 Bwack ÚwÚ as >w< the ^-^ ink UwU that's on ^-^ thee! uWu Sensewess ÚwÚ baubwe, 
^-^ Awt >w< thou a fedary for ^w^ this ^w^ act, ^-^ and look'st 
So virgin-like ;;w;; without? :3 Wo, ÚwÚ hewe she :33 comes. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ IMOGEN 

^-^ I am ignorant ^-^ in what ^-^ I am >w< commanded. 
IMOGEN. UwU How uWu nyow, Pisanio! 
^-^ PISANyIO. ^-^ Madam, ÚwÚ hewe is a letter OwO fwom >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
IMOGEN. x3 Who? thy >_> wowd? :33 That is >_> my x3 wowd- >w< Weonyatus? 
OwO O, >w< weawn'd uWu indeed were ^w^ that >_> astwonyomew 
:33 That ^-^ knyew >w< the stars ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^.^ his characters- 
x3 He'd lay >w< the xDD futuwe open. You ^w^ good gods, 
Let what is ÚwÚ hewe uWu contain'd ;;w;; wewish :3 of love, 
Of >_> my :33 wowd's ;;w;; heawth, :3 of ^.^ his x3 content; yet UwU nyot 
:33 That ;;w;; we x3 two are UwU asundew- let ^w^ that ^-^ gwieve uWu him! 
^.^ Some griefs are x3 med'cinyabwe; ^w^ that is >w< onye :3 of them, 
:3 Fow it x3 doth UwU physic >_> wove- :3 of ^.^ his :33 content, 
;;w;; Aww but ^-^ in UwU that. Good ^.^ wax, thy leave. x3 Bwest >_< be 
You bees ^w^ that uWu make uWu these locks :3 of counsel! OwO Wovews 
And ^-^ men ^-^ in ^w^ dangewous xDD bonds pray UwU nyot ^w^ awike; 
OwO Though xDD fowfeitews :33 you ÚwÚ cast ^-^ in UwU pwison, yet 
You clasp xDD young UwU Cupid's tables. Good OwO nyews, UwU gods! 
>_< [Weads] 
xDD 'Justice ^-^ and ^-^ youw >_> fathew's wrath, OwO shouwd UwU he ^w^ take :33 me ^-^ in ^.^ his 
dominion, ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; so OwO cwuew uWu to :33 me ÚwÚ as ^.^ you, O >w< the x3 deawest :3 of 
creatures, :3 wouwd uWu even ^w^ wenyew :33 me xDD with ^-^ youw ^-^ eyes. Take >_< nyotice ^w^ that ^-^ I 
am ^-^ in UwU Cambwia, :3 at :3 Miwfowd x3 Haven. :3 What ^-^ youw ^-^ own :33 wove >w< wiww :33 out :3 of 
^w^ this >_> advise ^.^ you, ^w^ fowwow. So UwU he UwU wishes :33 you ;;w;; aww happiness ^w^ that 
uWu wemains loyal uWu to ^.^ his x3 vow, ^-^ and ^-^ youw increasing ^-^ in :33 wove 
>w< WEONyATUS POSTHUMUS.' 

O for a ;;w;; howse xDD with >_> wings! ^w^ Heaw'st UwU thou, x3 Pisanyio? 
He is :3 at :3 Miwfowd x3 Haven. Read, ^-^ and tell :33 me 
UwU How far ÚwÚ 'tis thither. UwU If >w< onye :3 of UwU mean x3 affaiws 
:3 May OwO pwod it ^-^ in a week, why ^w^ may UwU nyot ^-^ I 
:33 Gwide ^.^ thithew ^-^ in a >_< day? OwO Then, OwO twue ^w^ Pisanyio- 
>_< Who UwU wong'st OwO wike :33 me uWu to see thy lord, ;;w;; who >_> wong'st- 
OwO O, let :33 me ;;w;; 'bate!- but UwU nyot OwO wike me, yet >_> wong'st, 
xDD But ^-^ in a >_< faintew kind- OwO O, UwU nyot OwO wike me, 
:3 Fow x3 minye's >_> beyond x3 beyond!-say, ^-^ and UwU speak :33 thick- 
xDD Wove's counsellor OwO shouwd fill >w< the uWu bowes :3 of hearing 
>_< To >_> th' smothering :3 of >w< the ^w^ sense- how far it is 
>_< To ^w^ this ^-^ same xDD bwessed Miwfowd. And :3 by >_> th' x3 way 
Tell :33 me how Wales >_> was uWu made ;;w;; so happy ÚwÚ as 
>_> T' ;;w;; inhewit >_< such a ;;w;; haven. xDD But >_> fiwst :3 of >w< aww, 
UwU How ;;w;; we ^w^ may >_> steaw OwO fwom OwO hence; ^-^ and for >w< the >_> gap 
:33 That ;;w;; we >_< shaww uWu make ^-^ in :3 time OwO fwom x3 ouw ^-^ hence-going 
And x3 ouw ;;w;; wetuwn, uWu to >_> excuse. xDD But first, how x3 get >_< hence. 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd >w< excuse >_< be >w< bown >w< ow ^-^ ewe ÚwÚ begot? 
>w< We'ww ^-^ tawk :3 of ^w^ that ^.^ heweaftew. ^-^ Pwithee :3 speak, 
UwU How uWu many ;;w;; scowe :3 of miles ^w^ may ;;w;; we ^w^ weww :33 wide 
^.^ 'Twixt hour ^-^ and ^w^ houw? 
^-^ PISANyIO. uWu Onye ;;w;; scowe 'twixt sun ^-^ and sun, 
^-^ Madam, x3 's :33 enyough for ^.^ you, ^-^ and x3 too ÚwÚ much >_< too. 
IMOGEN. :3 Why, >w< onye ^w^ that UwU wode x3 to's >_> execution, ;;w;; man, 
x3 Couwd UwU nyevew ^w^ go ;;w;; so slow. ^-^ I have heard :3 of UwU widing :3 wagews 
;;w;; Whewe :3 howses have OwO been nimbler than >w< the sands 
:33 That run ^.^ i' >_> th' ^.^ cwock's :3 behawf. xDD But ^w^ this is fool'ry. 
:3 Go :33 bid >_> my woman feign a ^.^ sicknyess; say 
^w^ She'ww home uWu to ;;w;; hew >_< fathew; ^-^ and provide :33 me uWu pwesentwy 
xDD A UwU widing ^.^ suit, xDD nyo uWu costwiew than :3 wouwd >w< fit 
xDD A ÚwÚ fwankwin's >_< huswife. 
^-^ PISANyIO. ^-^ Madam, you're uWu best consider. 
IMOGEN. ^-^ I see :33 befowe me, man. >_> Nyow ;;w;; hewe, >_< nyow ;;w;; hewe, 
>_> Nyow what xDD ensues, but have a OwO fog ^-^ in them 
:33 That ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >w< wook :3 thwough. :3 Away, ^-^ I uWu pwithee; 
:3 Do ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :33 bid ;;w;; thee. Thewe's xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu to :3 say; 
UwU Accessibwe is none but :3 Miwfowd way. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
;;w;; Wawes. xDD A uWu mountainyous xDD countwy xDD with a xDD cave 

^-^ Entew OwO fwom >w< the xDD cave :3 BEWAWIUS, GUIDERIUS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS 

BELARIUS. xDD A goodly x3 day UwU nyot uWu to :3 keep house xDD with >_< such 
>_< Whose ^.^ woof's ÚwÚ as >w< wow ÚwÚ as :33 ouws! x3 Stoop, ^w^ boys; ^w^ this ^.^ gate 
UwU Instwucts :33 you how uWu t' ^w^ adowe >w< the :33 heavens, ^-^ and UwU bows :33 you 
>_< To a UwU mownying's UwU howy uWu office. ^.^ The ^-^ gates :3 of >_< monyawchs 
;;w;; Awe >w< awch'd ;;w;; so >_> high ^w^ that :33 giants ^w^ may jet through 
And :3 keep their :33 impious >_< tuwbans on :33 without 
Good morrow uWu to >w< the :3 sun. UwU Haiw, >w< thou ^.^ faiw heaven! 
OwO We house ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU wock, yet ÚwÚ use ÚwÚ thee UwU nyot ;;w;; so hardly 
:33 As :33 pwoudew >w< wivews do. 
GUIDERIUS. UwU Haiw, heaven! 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. UwU Haiw, heaven! 
BELARIUS. :3 Nyow for x3 ouw mountain >_> spowt. >_> Up uWu to yond OwO hiww, 
;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ wegs are :33 young; >_< I'ww ÚwÚ twead uWu these >_> fwats. >_> Considew, 
When :33 you ^w^ above :3 pewceive :33 me OwO wike a ;;w;; cwow, 
:33 That it is :3 pwace xDD which ^.^ wessens ^-^ and ÚwÚ sets off; 
And :33 you ^w^ may :33 then >_> wevowve what >_> tawes ^-^ I have >_< towd :33 you 
Of x3 couwts, :3 of >_< pwinces, :3 of >w< the :33 twicks ^-^ in ^.^ waw. 
^.^ This UwU sewvice is UwU nyot UwU sewvice ;;w;; so being x3 donye, 
xDD But being ;;w;; so allow'd. >_< To ;;w;; appwehend UwU thus 
>_< Dwaws uWu us a ^w^ pwofit OwO fwom ;;w;; aww things ;;w;; we see, 
And x3 often uWu to x3 ouw x3 comfowt >_< shaww ;;w;; we find 
^.^ The ÚwÚ shawded OwO beetwe ^-^ in a >w< safew hold 
uWu Than is >w< the :3 fuww-wing'd eagle. OwO O, ^w^ this OwO wife 
Is ^-^ nyobwew than attending for a check, 
uWu Wichew than x3 doing OwO nyothing for a UwU bwibe, 
^.^ Pwoudew than OwO wustwing ^-^ in >w< unpaid-fow silk: 
>_> Such x3 gain >w< the OwO cap :3 of xDD him ^w^ that ^-^ makes xDD him OwO finye, 
^w^ Yet xDD keeps ^.^ his book UwU uncwoss'd. :33 Nyo OwO wife uWu to :33 ouws! 
GUIDERIUS. >_> Out :3 of ^-^ youw >_< pwoof :33 you ^w^ speak. ;;w;; We, x3 poow :3 unfwedg'd, 
>_< Have UwU nyevew ÚwÚ wing'd OwO fwom ^-^ view uWu o' >_> th' ^-^ nyest, >_< nyow >_< knyow UwU nyot 
:3 What x3 aiw's OwO fwom home. Haply ^w^ this OwO wife is best, 
UwU If x3 quiet OwO wife >_< be best; >w< sweetew uWu to :33 you 
:33 That have a ^w^ shawpew UwU knyown; ^w^ weww >_< cowwesponding 
With ^-^ youw stiff age. xDD But >_< unto uWu us it is 
xDD A cell :3 of xDD ignyowance, ;;w;; twavewwing UwU abed, 
xDD A prison for a ^-^ debtow ^w^ that UwU nyot ^w^ dawes 
>_< To xDD stwide a xDD wimit. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. :3 What OwO shouwd ;;w;; we UwU speak :3 of 
When ;;w;; we are old ÚwÚ as :33 you? When ;;w;; we >_< shaww >_> heaw 
^.^ The rain ^-^ and ^.^ wind ^-^ beat ^-^ dawk :3 Decembew, xDD how, 
^.^ In ^w^ this x3 ouw >_< pinching uWu cave, >_< shaww ;;w;; we discourse. 
^.^ The >w< fweezing >w< houws ;;w;; away? OwO We have seen :3 nyothing; 
OwO We are ;;w;; beastwy: ^w^ subtwe ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ fox for x3 pwey, 
>w< Wike ;;w;; wawwike ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ wowf for what ;;w;; we UwU eat. 
>_< Ouw OwO vawouw is uWu to chase what OwO fwies; x3 ouw cage 
OwO We uWu make a x3 choiw, ÚwÚ as x3 doth >w< the >w< pwison'd x3 biwd, 
And ^.^ sing x3 ouw >w< bondage freely. 
BELARIUS. UwU How :33 you >w< speak! 
ÚwÚ Did :33 you but >_< knyow >w< the x3 city's OwO usuwies, 
And felt them xDD knyowingwy- >w< the UwU awt uWu o' >_> th' uWu couwt, 
:33 As :33 hawd uWu to uWu weave ÚwÚ as >w< keep, :3 whose OwO top uWu to ^-^ cwimb 
Is x3 cewtain ÚwÚ fawwing, >w< ow ;;w;; so ^-^ swipp'wy ^w^ that 
^.^ The >_< feaw's ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ bad ÚwÚ as xDD fawwing; >w< the UwU toiw uWu o' >_> th' >w< waw, 
xDD A ;;w;; pain ^w^ that :3 onwy ^-^ seems uWu to >w< seek :33 out danger 
>_< I' th'name :3 of fame ^-^ and ;;w;; honyouw, xDD which OwO dies ^.^ i' th'search, 
And hath ÚwÚ as oft a sland'rous :3 epitaph 
:33 As >_> wecowd :3 of ^.^ faiw x3 act; :33 nyay, uWu many xDD times, 
^.^ Doth ^w^ iww ^w^ desewve :3 by x3 doing :3 weww; what's ^-^ wowse- 
ÚwÚ Must curtsy :3 at >w< the censure. OwO O, ÚwÚ boys, ^w^ this ^w^ stowy 
^.^ The UwU wowwd ^w^ may UwU wead ^-^ in x3 me; >_> my ^w^ body's mark'd 
With UwU Woman >_< swowds, ^-^ and >_> my >_< wepowt >_> was once 
>_> fiwst xDD with >w< the uWu best :3 of >_< nyote. uWu Cymbewinye :3 wov'd x3 me; 
And uWu when a >w< sowdiew >_> was >w< the >w< theme, >_> my name 
uWu Was UwU nyot far ^.^ off. UwU Then >_> was ^-^ I ÚwÚ as a UwU twee 
>_< Whose boughs >w< did ;;w;; bend xDD with fruit; but ^-^ in >w< onye night 
xDD A ^w^ stowm, >w< ow x3 wobbewy, UwU caww it what :33 you will, 
>_< Shook OwO down >_> my ^.^ mewwow ^-^ hangings, :33 nyay, >_> my ;;w;; weaves, 
And UwU weft :33 me uWu bawe uWu to x3 weathew. 
GUIDERIUS. OwO Uncewtain >_> favouw! 
BELARIUS. ^w^ My x3 fauwt being x3 nyothing- ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have >_< towd :33 you oft- 
xDD But ^w^ that x3 two xDD viwwains, :3 whose x3 fawse :3 oaths uWu pwevaiw'd 
:3 Befowe >_> my UwU pewfect ;;w;; honyouw, ^.^ swowe uWu to uWu Cymbewinye 
^-^ I >_> was >w< confedewate xDD with >w< the Romans. So 
Follow'd >_> my x3 banyishment, ^-^ and ^w^ this twenty xDD yeaws 
^.^ This x3 wock ^-^ and uWu these ^-^ demesnyes have OwO been >_> my world, 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I have :3 wiv'd :3 at uWu honyest :3 fweedom, >_< paid 
x3 Mowe pious UwU debts uWu to :3 heaven than ^-^ in ;;w;; aww 
^.^ The xDD fowe-end :3 of >_> my time. xDD But :3 up uWu to >_> th' mountains! 
^.^ This is UwU nyot >_< huntews' OwO wanguage. He ^w^ that strikes 
^.^ The ^w^ venyison >_> fiwst >_< shaww >_< be >w< the lord uWu o' >_> th' xDD feast; 
>_< To xDD him >w< the x3 othew x3 two >_< shaww minister; 
And ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^w^ feaw xDD nyo ^.^ poison, xDD which attends 
^.^ In :3 pwace :3 of greater x3 state. >_< I'ww meet :33 you ^-^ in >w< the valleys. 
Exeunt ÚwÚ GUIDEWIUS ^-^ and ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS 
UwU How :33 hawd it is uWu to xDD hide >w< the :33 spawks :3 of >_> nyatuwe! 
These >_< boys >_< knyow ^-^ wittwe :33 they are sons uWu to >_> th' :3 King, 
>_> Nyow uWu Cymbewinye ^.^ dweams ^w^ that :33 they are >w< awive. 
xDD They xDD think :33 they are mine; ^-^ and though train'd :3 up UwU thus UwU meanwy 
>_< I' >_> th' xDD cave :33 whewein :33 they bow, their ;;w;; thoughts do OwO hit 
^.^ The roofs :3 of ^w^ pawaces, ^-^ and ;;w;; nyatuwe x3 pwompts them 
^.^ In ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ and >w< wow things uWu to prince it ÚwÚ much 
:3 Beyond >w< the trick :3 of >_> othews. ^.^ This ^w^ Powydowe, 
^.^ The >_< heiw :3 of uWu Cymbewinye ^-^ and :3 Bwitain, ;;w;; who 
^.^ The OwO King ^.^ his father call'd ;;w;; Guidewius- ^.^ Jove! 
When on >_> my xDD thwee-foot :3 stoow ^-^ I ÚwÚ sit ^-^ and tell 
^.^ The ;;w;; wawwike >w< feats ^-^ I have x3 donye, ^.^ his >_> spiwits OwO fwy :33 out 
>w< Into >_> my ^-^ stowy; say :3 'Thus mine enemy x3 feww, 
And UwU thus ^-^ I ^w^ set >_> my ^.^ foot ;;w;; on's >w< nyeck'; uWu even :33 then 
^.^ The ÚwÚ pwincewy UwU bwood :33 fwows ^-^ in ^.^ his cheek, UwU he >_< sweats, 
UwU Stwains ^.^ his xDD young ÚwÚ nyewves, ^-^ and puts himself ^-^ in posture 
:33 That uWu acts >_> my :3 wowds. ^.^ The ÚwÚ youngew ^-^ bwothew, :3 Cadwaw, 
;;w;; Once x3 Awviwagus, ^-^ in ÚwÚ as OwO wike a uWu figuwe 
Strikes OwO wife uWu into >_> my :3 speech, ^-^ and :3 shows ÚwÚ much :33 mowe 
:33 His ^-^ own conceiving. Hark, >w< the >w< game is UwU wous'd! 
O Cymbeline, :3 heaven ^-^ and >_> my >w< conscience UwU knyows 
Thou didst >_> unjustwy banish me! ;;w;; Wheweon, 
x3 At xDD thwee ^-^ and x3 two xDD yeaws >_< owd, ^-^ I stole uWu these babes, 
;;w;; Thinking uWu to bar ÚwÚ thee :3 of succession ÚwÚ as 
Thou ;;w;; wefts :33 me :3 of >_> my ^-^ wands. x3 Euwiphiwe, 
Thou uWu wast their ^w^ nyuwse; :33 they took ÚwÚ thee for their mother, 
And >_> evewy x3 day do >w< honyouw uWu to ;;w;; hew :33 gwave. 
^w^ Mysewf, >_< Bewawius, ^w^ that am ^w^ Mowgan ÚwÚ caww'd, 
xDD They ^w^ take for ^-^ nyatuwaw :33 fathew. ^.^ The >w< game is ;;w;; up. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
x3 Wawes, uWu nyeaw :3 Miwfowd Haven 

^-^ Entew PISANIO ^-^ and ^.^ IMOGEN 

IMOGEN. Thou >_< towd'st me, uWu when ;;w;; we came OwO fwom ^.^ howse, >w< the :3 pwace 
uWu Was uWu nyeaw :3 at ;;w;; hand. >w< Nye'ew ÚwÚ wong'd >_> my mother ;;w;; so 
>_< To see :33 me >_> fiwst ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have UwU nyow. Pisanio! OwO Man! 
;;w;; Whewe is ÚwÚ Posthumus? :3 What is ^-^ in thy ;;w;; mind 
:33 That ^-^ makes ÚwÚ thee stare uWu thus? ^.^ Whewefowe x3 bweaks ^w^ that xDD sigh 
^w^ Fwom >_> th' inward :3 of uWu thee? uWu Onye but painted UwU thus 
>w< Wouwd >_< be interpreted a >_> thing perplex'd 
:3 Beyond >_< sewf-expwication. xDD Put thyself 
>w< Into a x3 haviouw :3 of less fear, ^-^ ewe wildness 
:33 Vanquish >_> my ÚwÚ staidew senses. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
^.^ Why >w< tendew'st >w< thou ^w^ that paper uWu to :33 me xDD with 
xDD A >w< wook untender! If't >_< be summer OwO nyews, 
x3 Smiwe uWu to't ^-^ befowe; >_> if xDD wintewwy, >w< thou >_> nyeed'st 
xDD But :3 keep ^w^ that x3 count'nyance >w< stiww. ^w^ My ^.^ husband's ^-^ hand? 
:33 That x3 dwug-damn'd Italy hath out-craftied :3 him, 
And ÚwÚ he's :3 at ÚwÚ some :33 hawd >_> point. Speak, >_< man; thy tongue 
:3 May ^w^ take off ÚwÚ some ;;w;; extwemity, xDD which uWu to UwU wead 
>w< Wouwd >_< be uWu even x3 mowtaw uWu to >w< me. 
^-^ PISANyIO. x3 Pwease :33 you ^w^ wead, 
And :33 you >_< shaww find me, >_> wwetched ;;w;; man, a >_> thing 
^.^ The :3 most disdain'd :3 of UwU fowtunye. 
IMOGEN. >_< [Weads] 'Thy mistress, >w< Pisanyio, hath >_< pway'd >w< the :33 stwumpet ^-^ in 
>_> my UwU bed, >w< the testimonies xDD wheweof >_< wie ^-^ bweeding ^-^ in >w< me. ^-^ I UwU speak UwU nyot 
:33 out :3 of ^w^ weak ^w^ suwmises, but OwO fwom >_< pwoof ÚwÚ as strong ÚwÚ as >_> my grief ^-^ and ÚwÚ as 
x3 cewtain ÚwÚ as ^-^ I xDD expect >_> my revenge. :33 That ^.^ pawt UwU thou, >w< Pisanyio, must :3 act 
for me, >_> if thy faith >_< be UwU nyot :3 tainted xDD with >w< the x3 bweach :3 of uWu hews. Let 
^w^ thinye ^-^ own >w< hands ^w^ take xDD away ;;w;; hew ^-^ wife; ^-^ I >_< shaww >w< give ÚwÚ thee ^.^ oppowtunyity 
:3 at :3 Miwfowd >w< Haven; she hath >_> my letter for >w< the >_< puwpose; where, >_> if 
>w< thou ^w^ feaw uWu to :33 stwike, ^-^ and uWu to uWu make :33 me x3 cewtain it is x3 donye, >w< thou UwU awt 
>w< the UwU pandew uWu to ;;w;; hew ^.^ dishonyouw, ^-^ and uWu equawwy uWu to :33 me ^-^ diswoyaw.' 
^-^ PISANyIO. :3 What >_< shaww ^-^ I need uWu to draw >_> my ;;w;; swowd? ^.^ The paper 
uWu Hath cut ;;w;; hew :33 thwoat uWu awweady. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ 'tis uWu swandew, 
>_< Whose OwO edge is ^w^ shawpew than >w< the ;;w;; swowd, :3 whose tongue 
^-^ Outvenyoms ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ wowms :3 of Nile, :3 whose >_< bweath 
:3 Wides on >w< the >w< posting UwU winds ^-^ and x3 doth ^w^ bewie 
;;w;; Aww :3 cownyews :3 of >w< the world. ^-^ Kings, xDD queens, ^-^ and states, 
UwU Maids, xDD matwons, :33 nyay, >w< the >_< secwets :3 of >w< the :3 gwave, 
^.^ This viperous ;;w;; swandew ^-^ entews. :3 What OwO cheew, uWu madam? 
IMOGEN. OwO Fawse uWu to ^.^ his bed? :3 What is it uWu to >_< be false? 
>_< To >_< wie ^-^ in :33 watch there, ^-^ and uWu to xDD think on him? 
>_< To UwU weep twixt ;;w;; cwock ^-^ and :3 cwock? UwU If OwO sweep charge UwU nyatuwe, 
>_< To x3 bweak it xDD with a OwO feawfuw dream :3 of :3 him, 
And ^.^ cwy myself >_> awake? xDD That's x3 fawse x3 to's UwU bed, 
Is it? 
^-^ PISANyIO. >_> Awas, ^w^ good :33 wady! 
IMOGEN. ^-^ I >_< fawse! >w< Thy >w< conscience witness! :3 Iachimo, 
Thou didst :33 accuse xDD him :3 of incontinency; 
Thou :33 then ^.^ wook'dst OwO wike a >_< viwwain; uWu nyow, methinks, 
>w< Thy ÚwÚ favouw's ^w^ good xDD enyough. ^.^ Some jay :3 of ^w^ Itawy, 
>_< Whose mother >_> was ;;w;; hew >_< painting, hath ^-^ betway'd ^-^ him. 
>_> Poow ^-^ I am x3 stawe, a >w< gawment :33 out :3 of >w< fashion, 
And for ^-^ I am uWu wichew than uWu to ;;w;; hang :3 by >_> th' >_> wawws 
^-^ I must >_< be ^w^ wipp'd. >_< To >_< pieces xDD with me! OwO O, 
OwO Men's OwO vows are >_> women's ^.^ twaitows! ;;w;; Aww ^w^ good ^w^ seeming, 
By thy revolt, O :3 husband, >_< shaww >_< be :3 thought 
xDD Put on for x3 viwwainy; UwU nyot >w< bown :33 whewe't :3 gwows, 
xDD But worn a uWu bait for ÚwÚ wadies. 
^-^ PISANyIO. Good ÚwÚ madam, >_> heaw >w< me. 
IMOGEN. UwU Twue uWu honyest ^-^ men being >w< heawd, OwO wike x3 fawse Aeneas, 
uWu Wewe, ^-^ in ^.^ his time, :3 thought false; ^-^ and uWu Sinyon's weeping 
ÚwÚ Did scandal uWu many a UwU howy tear, took :33 pity 
^w^ Fwom :3 most OwO twue wretchedness. So UwU thou, uWu Posthumus, 
UwU Wiwt lay >w< the ;;w;; weaven on ;;w;; aww xDD pwopew men: 
^-^ Goodwy ^-^ and gallant >_< shaww >_< be x3 fawse ^-^ and ^w^ pewjuw'd 
^w^ Fwom thy >_> gweat OwO faiw. uWu Come, fellow, >_< be >w< thou >_< honyest; 
:3 Do >w< thou thy uWu mastew's ^w^ bidding; uWu when >w< thou ^.^ seest :3 him, 
xDD A ^-^ wittwe x3 witnyess >_> my >_> obedience. >_< Wook! 
^-^ I draw >w< the >_< swowd myself; ^w^ take ^w^ it, ^-^ and OwO hit 
^.^ The xDD innyocent >w< mansion :3 of >_> my love, >_> my >w< heawt. 
Fear not; ÚwÚ 'tis uWu empty :3 of ;;w;; aww things but UwU gwief; 
>w< Thy ^w^ mastew is UwU nyot there, ;;w;; who >_> was uWu indeed 
^.^ The riches :3 of uWu it. :3 Do ^.^ his ^w^ bidding; strike. 
Thou ;;w;; mayst >_< be ^.^ vawiant ^-^ in a xDD bettew cause, 
xDD But now >w< thou seem'st a UwU cowawd. 
^-^ PISANyIO. :33 Hence, :3 viwe UwU instwument! 
Thou xDD shawt UwU nyot ;;w;; damn >_> my ;;w;; hand. 
IMOGEN. :3 Why, ^-^ I must :33 die; 
And >_> if ^-^ I do UwU nyot :3 by thy ;;w;; hand, >w< thou UwU awt 
:33 Nyo servant :3 of thy xDD mastew's. Against UwU sewf-swaughtew 
;;w;; Thewe is a x3 pwohibition ;;w;; so ÚwÚ divinye 
:33 That :3 cwavens >_> my ^w^ weak ;;w;; hand. uWu Come, >_> hewe's >_> my ^.^ heawt- 
Something's afore't. ^w^ Soft, >_> soft! x3 we'ww xDD nyo defence!- 
^w^ Obedient ÚwÚ as >w< the ^-^ scabbawd. :3 What is :33 hewe? 
^.^ The scriptures :3 of >w< the loyal :33 Weonyatus 
;;w;; Aww OwO tuwn'd uWu to >w< hewesy? :3 Away, uWu away, 
OwO Cowwuptews :3 of >_> my faith! :33 you >_< shaww xDD nyo :33 mowe 
;;w;; Be stomachers uWu to >_> my >w< heawt. Thus ^w^ may x3 poow x3 foows 
;;w;; Bewieve x3 fawse UwU teachews; though those ^w^ that are ^-^ betway'd 
:3 Do feel >w< the treason xDD shawpwy, yet >w< the UwU twaitow 
uWu Stands ^-^ in worse case :3 of woe. And UwU thou, uWu Posthumus, 
:33 That didst ^w^ set :3 up >_> my disobedience uWu 'gainst >w< the OwO King 
^w^ My ^-^ fathew, ^-^ and uWu make :33 me put uWu into >_> contempt >w< the suits 
Of ÚwÚ pwincewy fellows, xDD shawt hereafter find 
>_> It is xDD nyo :3 act :3 of UwU common >_> passage but 
xDD A >_> stwain :3 of ÚwÚ wawenyess; ^-^ and ^-^ I ^-^ gwieve myself 
>_< To think, uWu when >w< thou xDD shawt >_< be disedg'd :3 by ;;w;; hew 
:33 That now >w< thou :3 tiwest ;;w;; on, how thy memory 
Will :33 then >_< be ;;w;; pang'd :3 by >w< me. ^-^ Pwithee :3 dispatch. 
^.^ The lamp UwU entweats >w< the butcher. ^.^ Whewe's thy knife? 
Thou UwU awt x3 too ^-^ swow uWu to do thy uWu mastew's bidding, 
When ^-^ I desire it >_< too. 
^-^ PISANyIO. O OwO gwacious xDD wady, 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I >_> weceiv'd UwU command uWu to do ^w^ this busines 
^-^ I have UwU nyot ÚwÚ swept >w< onye :3 wink. 
IMOGEN. x3 Do't, ^-^ and uWu to bed ^w^ then. 
^-^ PISANyIO. >_< I'ww wake mine eyeballs first. 
IMOGEN. ^.^ Whewefowe :33 then 
;;w;; Didst ;;w;; undewtake it? ^.^ Why UwU hast >w< thou ^-^ abus'd 
So uWu many miles xDD with a pretence? ^.^ This >_> pwace? 
Mine action ^-^ and ^w^ thinye ;;w;; own? x3 ouw horses' labour? 
^.^ The :3 time ^-^ inviting uWu thee? >w< the ^w^ pewtuwb'd uWu couwt, 
:3 Fow >_> my being >w< absent?- xDD wheweunto ^-^ I UwU nyevew 
^w^ Puwpose >_> wetuwn. ^.^ Why UwU hast >w< thou ^w^ gonye ;;w;; so far 
>_< To >_< be unbent uWu when >w< thou UwU hast xDD ta'en thy ^w^ stand, 
Th' elected ^.^ deew :33 befowe uWu thee? 
^-^ PISANyIO. xDD But uWu to >w< win :3 time 
>_< To ;;w;; wose ;;w;; so ÚwÚ bad uWu empwoyment, ^-^ in >w< the xDD which 
^-^ I have consider'd :3 of a >_> couwse. Good xDD wady, 
Hear :33 me xDD with ^.^ patience. 
IMOGEN. ^w^ Tawk thy tongue weary- ^w^ speak. 
^-^ I have heard ^-^ I am a ;;w;; stwumpet, ^-^ and mine ^-^ eaw, 
Therein x3 fawse struck, ^w^ can ^w^ take xDD nyo greater UwU wound, 
>_> Nyow >w< tent uWu to ÚwÚ bottom UwU that. xDD But ^w^ speak. 
^-^ PISANyIO. OwO Then, ÚwÚ madam, 
^-^ I :3 thought :33 you :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< back again. 
IMOGEN. uWu Most like- 
Bringing :33 me ÚwÚ hewe uWu to kill >w< me. 
^-^ PISANyIO. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, :3 nyeithew; 
xDD But >_> if ^-^ I were ÚwÚ as uWu wise ÚwÚ as OwO honyest, :33 then 
^w^ My OwO puwpose :3 wouwd >_< pwove ^.^ weww. >_> It ;;w;; cannyot >_< be 
xDD But ^w^ that >_> my ^w^ mastew is ÚwÚ abus'd. ^.^ Some villain, 
x3 Ay, ^-^ and ÚwÚ singuwaw ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< awt, hath ^w^ donye :33 you x3 both 
^.^ This cursed OwO injuwy. 
IMOGEN. ^.^ Some UwU Woman ^-^ couwtezan! 
^-^ PISANyIO. x3 Nyo, on >_> my life! 
>_< I'ww >w< give but >_< nyotice :33 you are >_> dead, ^-^ and ^.^ send xDD him 
^.^ Some ÚwÚ bwoody uWu sign :3 of ^w^ it, for ÚwÚ 'tis >_> commanded 
^-^ I OwO shouwd do >_< so. You >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ miss'd :3 at uWu couwt, 
And ^w^ that >w< wiww ^w^ weww ^w^ confiwm uWu it. 
IMOGEN. :3 Why, ^w^ good fellow, 
:3 What >_< shaww ^-^ I do >w< the ^.^ whiwe? >w< whewe >w< bide? how ;;w;; wive? 
>_> Ow ^-^ in >_> my OwO wife what uWu comfowt, uWu when ^-^ I am 
UwU Dead uWu to >_> my :3 husband? 
^-^ PISANyIO. UwU If ^.^ you'ww >_< back uWu to >_> th' :3 couwt- 
IMOGEN. :33 Nyo uWu couwt, xDD nyo ^-^ fathew, >_< nyow xDD nyo :33 mowe ^w^ ado 
With ^w^ that harsh, noble, ÚwÚ simpwe x3 nyothing- 
:33 That OwO Cwoten, :3 whose ;;w;; wove-suit hath OwO been uWu to :33 me 
:33 As OwO feawfuw ÚwÚ as a ;;w;; siege. 
^-^ PISANyIO. UwU If UwU nyot :3 at uWu couwt, 
UwU Then UwU nyot ^-^ in UwU Bwitain must :33 you :3 bide. 
IMOGEN. ;;w;; Whewe then? 
uWu Hath UwU Bwitain ;;w;; aww >w< the sun ^w^ that ÚwÚ shinyes? Day, OwO nyight, 
;;w;; Awe :33 they UwU nyot but ^-^ in >w< Bwitain? >_< I' >_> th' x3 wowwd's volume 
>_< Ouw UwU Bwitain ^-^ seems ÚwÚ as :3 of ^w^ it, but UwU nyot OwO in't; 
^.^ In a >_> gweat pool a >_> swan's nest. ^-^ Pwithee xDD think 
Thewe's >w< wivews :33 out :3 of >w< Bwitain. 
^-^ PISANyIO. ^-^ I am :3 most ^.^ gwad 
You xDD think :3 of x3 othew ;;w;; pwace. Th' >w< ambassadow, 
>w< WUCIUS >w< the >_< Woman, ÚwÚ comes uWu to :3 Miwfowd Haven 
>_< To-mowwow. xDD Nyow, >_> if :33 you ^-^ couwd >_< weaw a ;;w;; mind 
>w< Dawk ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw xDD fowtunye UwU is, ^-^ and but disguise 
:33 That xDD which uWu t' ÚwÚ appeaw ^w^ itsewf must UwU nyot yet >_< be 
xDD But :3 by xDD sewf-dangew, :33 you OwO shouwd ÚwÚ twead a ÚwÚ couwse 
ÚwÚ Pwetty ^-^ and full :3 of ;;w;; view; >w< yea, happily, uWu nyeaw 
^.^ The ^w^ wesidence :3 of OwO Posthumus; ;;w;; so xDD nyigh, :3 at least, 
:33 That though ^.^ his actions were UwU nyot :3 visibwe, yet 
Report OwO shouwd x3 wendew xDD him hourly uWu to ^-^ youw >_> eaw 
:33 As >_< twuwy ÚwÚ as UwU he moves. 
IMOGEN. ÚwÚ O! for >_< such x3 means, 
OwO Though peril uWu to >_> my modesty, UwU nyot ÚwÚ death ^w^ on't, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd adventure. 
^-^ PISANyIO. ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, >_> hewe's >w< the :3 point: 
You must forget uWu to >_< be a ^w^ woman; ^w^ change 
ÚwÚ Command uWu into xDD obedience; ^w^ feaw ^-^ and ÚwÚ nyicenyess- 
^.^ The handmaids :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ women, >_< ow, :33 mowe ^-^ twuwy, 
>_> Woman it ;;w;; pwetty UwU sewf- uWu into a :3 waggish >_< couwage; 
;;w;; Weady ^-^ in ;;w;; gibes, quick-answer'd, >_> saucy, ^-^ and 
:33 As OwO quawwewous ÚwÚ as >w< the weasel. Nay, :33 you must 
>_> Fowget ^w^ that ;;w;; wawest >w< tweasuwe :3 of ^-^ youw cheek, 
Exposing uWu it- OwO but, OwO O, >w< the harder >_< heawt! 
Alack, xDD nyo ^-^ wemedy!- uWu to >w< the greedy >_< touch 
Of :3 common-kissing xDD Titan, ^-^ and forget 
;;w;; Youw laboursome ^-^ and >_> dainty uWu twims :33 whewein 
You uWu made >_> gweat UwU Junyo ^w^ angwy. 
IMOGEN. Nay, >_< be brief; 
^-^ I see uWu into thy ^w^ end, ^-^ and am almost 
xDD A man uWu awweady. 
^-^ PISANyIO. ^-^ Fiwst, uWu make :33 youwsewf but OwO wike ^w^ onye. 
^.^ Fowe-thinking ^w^ this, ^-^ I have uWu awweady ;;w;; fit- 
'Tis ^-^ in >_> my x3 cwoak-bag- :33 doubwet, xDD hat, hose, ;;w;; aww 
:33 That answer uWu to uWu them. >w< Wouwd ^.^ you, ^-^ in their ÚwÚ sewving, 
And xDD with what :33 imitation :33 you ^w^ can ^.^ bowwow 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ youth :3 of >_< such a ÚwÚ season, :3 fowe ^-^ nyobwe x3 Wucius 
^.^ Pwesent ÚwÚ youwsewf, desire ^.^ his service, tell xDD him 
Wherein you're ^-^ happy- xDD which >w< wiww uWu make xDD him >_< knyow 
UwU If ^w^ that ^.^ his ^.^ head have >_> eaw ^-^ in >_< music; doubtless 
With ;;w;; joy UwU he >w< wiww embrace you; for ÚwÚ he's ^w^ honyouwabwe, 
And, :33 doubwing that, :3 most OwO howy. ;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ means ^w^ abwoad- 
You have me, ÚwÚ wich; ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyevew >_> faiw 
Beginning >_< nyow :33 suppwyment. 
IMOGEN. Thou UwU awt ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 comfowt 
^.^ The UwU gods >w< wiww ^w^ diet :33 me with. ^-^ Pwithee uWu away! 
Thewe's :33 mowe uWu to >_< be >_> considew'd; but x3 we'ww uWu even 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ that ^w^ good :3 time >w< wiww >w< give :33 us. ^.^ This ;;w;; attempt 
^-^ I am >w< sowdiew x3 to, ^-^ and >w< wiww uWu abide it xDD with 
xDD A :33 pwince's courage. :3 Away, ^-^ I >w< pwithee. 
^-^ PISANyIO. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ madam, ;;w;; we must ^w^ take a x3 showt >w< faweweww, 
Lest, being OwO miss'd, ^-^ I >_< be ^-^ suspected :3 of 
;;w;; Youw carriage OwO fwom >w< the ^.^ couwt. ^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe mistress, 
uWu Hewe is a >w< box; ^-^ I ^w^ had it OwO fwom >w< the xDD Queen. 
What's in't is xDD pwecious. UwU If :33 you are ÚwÚ sick :3 at >w< sea 
>_> Ow stomach-qualm'd :3 at land, a uWu dwam :3 of ^w^ this 
Will :33 dwive xDD away ÚwÚ distempew. >_< To ÚwÚ some :33 shade, 
And >w< fit :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw ^.^ manhood. :3 May >w< the UwU gods 
:33 Diwect :33 you uWu to >w< the ;;w;; best! 
IMOGEN. xDD Amen. ^-^ I UwU thank ;;w;; thee. Exeunt ^.^ sevewawwy 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
>w< Bwitain. CYMBELINE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew xDD CYMBEWINyE, ^w^ QUEEN, x3 CWOTEN, x3 WUCIUS, ^-^ and LORDS 

CYMBELINE. Thus :3 faw; ^-^ and ;;w;; so farewell. 
LUCIUS. ^-^ Thanks, ;;w;; woyaw ^-^ siw. 
^w^ My ^w^ empewow hath UwU wwote; ^-^ I must OwO fwom OwO hence, 
And am >w< wight >w< sowwy ^w^ that ^-^ I must >_< wepowt xDD ye 
^w^ My uWu mastew's >_> enyemy. 
CYMBELINE. >_< Ouw >w< subjects, sir, 
Will UwU nyot ^w^ enduwe ^.^ his :33 yoke; ^-^ and for ourself 
>_< To ^w^ show less OwO soveweignty than ^.^ they, must xDD nyeeds 
^w^ Appeaw ^-^ unkingwike. 
LUCIUS. ;;w;; So, ^-^ siw. ^-^ I desire :3 of :33 you 
xDD A >_> conduct ^w^ ovewwand uWu to :3 Miwfowd x3 Haven. 
^-^ Madam, ;;w;; aww ;;w;; joy >w< befaww ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, ^-^ and >_> you! 
CYMBELINE. ^w^ My ^w^ wowds, :33 you are uWu appointed for ^w^ that >w< office; 
^.^ The UwU due :3 of >w< honyouw ^-^ in xDD nyo point x3 omit. 
So >w< faweweww, ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ Wucius. 
LUCIUS. ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; hand, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
OwO CWOTEN. ;;w;; Weceive it UwU fwiendwy; but OwO fwom ^w^ this :3 time ^-^ fowth 
^-^ I >_< weaw it ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw >_> enyemy. 
LUCIUS. x3 Siw, >w< the :33 event 
Is yet uWu to name >w< the ^.^ winnyew. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. 
CYMBELINE. :33 Weave UwU nyot >w< the ^-^ wowthy ^.^ Wucius, ^w^ good >_> my ^w^ wowds, 
xDD Tiww UwU he have >w< cwoss'd >w< the Severn. Happiness! 
Exeunt >w< WUCIUS ^-^ and LORDS 
>_< QUEEN. He :3 goes hence OwO fwownying; but it UwU honyouws uWu us 
:33 That ;;w;; we have ÚwÚ given xDD him cause. 
OwO CWOTEN. 'Tis ;;w;; aww >w< the ;;w;; bettew; 
;;w;; Youw ^.^ vawiant UwU Bwitons have their UwU wishes ^-^ in uWu it. 
CYMBELINE. x3 Wucius hath wrote uWu awweady uWu to >w< the xDD Empewow 
UwU How it :3 goes uWu hewe. >_> It uWu fits uWu us x3 thewefowe ripely 
>_< Ouw UwU chawiots ^-^ and x3 ouw horsemen >_< be ^-^ in x3 weadinyess. 
^.^ The ^-^ pow'ws ^w^ that UwU he uWu awweady hath ^-^ in xDD Gawwia 
Will UwU soon >_< be ^.^ dwawn uWu to head, OwO fwom whence UwU he moves 
:33 His ^-^ waw for >w< Bwitain. 
>_< QUEEN. 'Tis UwU nyot uWu sweepy ÚwÚ businyess, 
xDD But must >_< be OwO wook'd uWu to speedily ^-^ and strongly. 
CYMBELINE. >_< Ouw uWu expectation ^w^ that it :3 wouwd >_< be UwU thus 
uWu Hath uWu made uWu us ^w^ fowwawd. >w< But, >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ queen, 
;;w;; Whewe is x3 ouw ;;w;; daughtew? ÚwÚ She hath UwU nyot >_< appeaw'd 
:3 Befowe >w< the >_< Woman, >_< nyow uWu to uWu us hath :3 tendew'd 
^.^ The >_> duty :3 of >w< the ;;w;; day. ÚwÚ She OwO wooks uWu us OwO wike 
xDD A >_> thing :33 mowe uWu made :3 of ÚwÚ mawice than :3 of ÚwÚ duty; 
OwO We have x3 nyoted uWu it. x3 Caww ;;w;; hew :33 befowe us, for 
OwO We have OwO been x3 too >_< swight ^-^ in :3 suffewance. x3 Exit a MESSENGER 
>_< QUEEN. uWu Woyaw sir, 
;;w;; Since >w< the exile :3 of uWu Posthumus, :3 most retir'd 
uWu Hath ;;w;; hew OwO wife been; >w< the cure whereof, >_> my lord, 
'Tis :3 time must do. >w< Beseech ^-^ youw Majesty, 
>_< Fowbeaw :33 shawp >_> speeches uWu to :3 hew; she's a lady 
So tender :3 of uWu webukes ^w^ that >_> wowds are strokes, 
And ^.^ stwokes ÚwÚ death uWu to x3 hew. 

^-^ We-entew MESSENGER 

CYMBELINE. ;;w;; Whewe is ^.^ she, >_> siw? UwU How 
>_> Can ;;w;; hew >_> contempt >_< be uWu answew'd? 
MESSENGER. x3 Pwease ^.^ you, sir, 
ÚwÚ Hew chambers are ;;w;; aww >w< wock'd, ^-^ and >_< thewe's xDD nyo answer 
:33 That >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ given uWu to >_> th' ÚwÚ woud :3 of noise ;;w;; we ^w^ make. 
>_< QUEEN. ^w^ My lord, uWu when last ^-^ I UwU went uWu to ^-^ visit >w< hew, 
ÚwÚ She xDD pway'd :33 me uWu to >w< excuse ;;w;; hew ^w^ keeping OwO cwose; 
>_> Wheweto :33 constwain'd :3 by ;;w;; hew OwO infiwmity 
ÚwÚ She OwO shouwd ^w^ that >_> duty uWu weave ÚwÚ unpaid uWu to :33 you 
Which daily she >_> was ^.^ bound uWu to xDD pwoffew. ^.^ This 
ÚwÚ She wish'd :33 me uWu to uWu make UwU knyown; but x3 ouw >_> gweat >w< couwt 
^-^ Made :33 me uWu to ^w^ bwame ^-^ in *shuffles closer* memowy. 
CYMBELINE. ÚwÚ Hew ^w^ doows :3 wock'd? 
uWu Nyot seen :3 of :33 wate? ^-^ Gwant, :33 heavens, ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ I ^w^ feaw 
uWu Pwove >_< fawse! x3 Exit 
>_< QUEEN. >_> Son, ^-^ I say, x3 fowwow >w< the UwU King. 
OwO CWOTEN. :33 That man :3 of ÚwÚ hews, >w< Pisanyio, ;;w;; hew old :33 sewvant, 
^-^ I have UwU nyot seen uWu these x3 two x3 days. 
>_< QUEEN. ^.^ Go, >w< wook ÚwÚ aftew. x3 Exit ^-^ CWOTEN 
>w< Pisanyio, >w< thou ^w^ that ^-^ stand'st ;;w;; so for UwU Posthumus! 
He hath a >w< dwug :3 of >_< minye. ^-^ I pray ^.^ his ;;w;; absence 
Proceed :3 by :3 swawwowing ^-^ that; for UwU he ^w^ bewieves 
>_> It is a >_> thing :3 most xDD pwecious. xDD But for >w< hew, 
;;w;; Whewe is she :33 gonye? Haply ÚwÚ despaiw hath >_> seiz'd :3 hew; 
^w^ Ow, ÚwÚ wing'd xDD with fervour :3 of ;;w;; hew love, she's >_> fwown 
>_< To ;;w;; hew ;;w;; desiw'd Posthumus. >_< Gonye she is 
>_< To ÚwÚ death >w< ow uWu to ^.^ dishonyouw, ^-^ and >_> my UwU end 
>_> Can uWu make ^w^ good ÚwÚ use :3 of xDD eithew. ÚwÚ She being x3 down, 
^-^ I have >w< the ;;w;; pwacing :3 of >w< the British ;;w;; cwown. 

^-^ We-entew ^-^ CWOTEN 

UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my son? 
OwO CWOTEN. 'Tis x3 cewtain she is ^.^ fwed. 
:3 Go ^-^ in ^-^ and :3 cheew >w< the UwU King. He >_> wages; none 
ÚwÚ Dawe come uWu about ^-^ him. 
>_< QUEEN. ;;w;; Aww >w< the better. :3 May 
^.^ This night xDD fowestaww xDD him :3 of >w< the >w< coming >w< day! x3 Exit 
OwO CWOTEN. ^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ and hate :3 hew; for she's ^.^ faiw ^-^ and uWu woyaw, 
And ^w^ that she hath ;;w;; aww >_< couwtwy x3 pawts :33 mowe >_< exquisite 
uWu Than xDD wady, :3 wadies, ^.^ woman. ^w^ Fwom >_> evewy >w< onye 
^.^ The uWu best she hath, ^-^ and ^.^ she, :3 of ;;w;; aww :3 compounded, 
;;w;; Outsewws them ÚwÚ aww. ^-^ I :33 wove ;;w;; hew uWu thewefowe; but 
^-^ Disdainying :33 me ^-^ and >_> thwowing favours on 
^.^ The >w< wow xDD Posthumus ÚwÚ swandews ;;w;; so ;;w;; hew xDD judgment 
:33 That what's else ÚwÚ wawe is xDD chok'd; ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ that point 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ concwude uWu to hate >w< hew, :33 nyay, UwU indeed, 
>_< To >_< be :33 weveng'd upon x3 hew. :3 Fow uWu when x3 foows 
^-^ Shaww- 

^-^ Entew PISANIO 

>_< Who is :33 hewe? ^w^ What, are :33 you :33 packing, sirrah? 
^w^ Come x3 hithew. >_< Ah, :33 you ;;w;; pwecious pander! xDD Viwwain, 
;;w;; Whewe is thy uWu wady? ^.^ In a word, >w< ow else 
Thou UwU awt straightway xDD with >w< the fiends. 
^-^ PISANyIO. O ^w^ good >_> my lord! 
OwO CWOTEN. ;;w;; Whewe is thy uWu wady? >_< ow, :3 by Jupiter- 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ask again. xDD Cwose villain, 
>_< I'ww have ^w^ this ;;w;; secwet OwO fwom thy heart, >w< ow UwU wip 
>w< Thy :33 heawt uWu to find uWu it. Is she xDD with ÚwÚ Posthumus? 
^w^ Fwom :3 whose ;;w;; so uWu many xDD weights :3 of >_< basenyess ;;w;; cannyot 
xDD A uWu dwam :3 of worth >_< be drawn. 
^-^ PISANyIO. >_> Awas, >_> my lord, 
UwU How ^w^ can she >_< be xDD with him? When >_> was she ÚwÚ miss'd? 
He is ^-^ in ^.^ Wome. 
OwO CWOTEN. ;;w;; Whewe is ^.^ she, >_> siw? ^w^ Come ^-^ nyeawew. 
:33 Nyo xDD fawthew halting! ^-^ Satisfy :33 me home 
:3 What is ^-^ become :3 of x3 hew. 
^-^ PISANyIO. O >_> my xDD aww-wowthy lord! 
OwO CWOTEN. >_> Aww-wowthy >w< viwwain! 
^-^ Discovew >w< whewe thy ÚwÚ mistwess is :3 at once, 
x3 At >w< the UwU nyext word. :33 Nyo :33 mowe :3 of x3 'wowthy >_> wowd'! 
Speak, >w< ow thy >_< siwence on >w< the >w< instant is 
>w< Thy ;;w;; condemnyation ^-^ and thy ^-^ death. 
^-^ PISANyIO. OwO Then, sir, 
^.^ This paper is >w< the :3 histowy :3 of >_> my >w< knyowwedge 
ÚwÚ Touching ;;w;; hew ^-^ fwight. xDD [Pwesenting a letter] 
OwO CWOTEN. xDD Wet's uWu see't. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ puwsue ;;w;; hew 
uWu Even uWu to ^w^ Augustus' throne. 
^-^ PISANyIO. [Aside] >_> Ow ^w^ this >w< ow perish. 
>_< She's far OwO enyough; ^-^ and what UwU he ÚwÚ weawns :3 by ^w^ this 
:3 May >_< pwove ^.^ his ^.^ twavew, UwU nyot ;;w;; hew :3 dangew. 
OwO CWOTEN. Humh! 
^-^ PISANyIO. [Aside] >_< I'ww xDD wwite uWu to >_> my lord she's xDD dead. O ÚwÚ Imogen, 
x3 Safe ;;w;; mayst >w< thou ^-^ wandew, >_> safe ^w^ wetuwn ;;w;; again! 
OwO CWOTEN. ^w^ Siwwah, is ^w^ this letter >w< twue? 
^-^ PISANyIO. x3 Siw, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I think. 
OwO CWOTEN. >_> It is Posthumus' UwU hand; ^-^ I :3 knyow't. ^w^ Siwwah, >_> if >w< thou wouldst 
UwU nyot >_< be a villain, but do :33 me OwO twue service, ^-^ undewgo those 
;;w;; empwoyments :33 whewein ^-^ I OwO shouwd have >_< cause uWu to ÚwÚ use ÚwÚ thee xDD with a 
serious OwO industwy- ^w^ that UwU is, what ^-^ viwwainy >_> soe'ew ^-^ I :33 bid ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ do, uWu to 
:33 pewfowm it directly ^-^ and truly- ^-^ I :3 wouwd xDD think ÚwÚ thee :3 an uWu honyest >_< man; 
>w< thou shouldst ^w^ nyeithew >_< want >_> my ÚwÚ means for thy xDD wewief >_< nyow >_> my :3 voice 
for thy ^.^ pwefewment. 
^-^ PISANyIO. xDD Weww, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
OwO CWOTEN. UwU Wiwt >w< thou >_> sewve ÚwÚ me? :3 Fow >_> since ^-^ patientwy ^-^ and OwO constantwy >w< thou 
UwU hast >_> stuck uWu to >w< the uWu bawe xDD fowtunye :3 of ^w^ that uWu beggaw uWu Posthumus, >w< thou 
>_> canst not, ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ couwse :3 of ;;w;; gwatitude, but >_< be a ÚwÚ diwigent >_> fowwowew 
:3 of >_< minye. UwU Wiwt >w< thou >_> sewve ÚwÚ me? 
^-^ PISANyIO. x3 Siw, ^-^ I :3 wiww. 
OwO CWOTEN. ^w^ Give :33 me thy UwU hand; >_> hewe's >_> my ÚwÚ puwse. Hast :33 any :3 of thy OwO wate 
uWu mastew's ÚwÚ gawments ^-^ in thy ^.^ possession? 
^-^ PISANyIO. ^-^ I uWu have, >_> my lord, :3 at >_> my ^w^ wodging, >w< the ^-^ same ^-^ suit UwU he ^.^ wowe uWu when 
UwU he took uWu weave :3 of >_> my lady ^-^ and mistress. 
OwO CWOTEN. ^.^ The >_> fiwst UwU sewvice >w< thou dost me, fetch ^w^ that ^-^ suit x3 hithew. Let 
it >_< be thy >_> fiwst service; ^w^ go. 
^-^ PISANyIO. ^-^ I UwU shaww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. x3 Exit 
OwO CWOTEN. Meet ÚwÚ thee :3 at :3 Miwfowd ^w^ Haven! ^-^ I :3 fowgot uWu to ask xDD him >w< onye thing; 
>_< I'ww remember't ;;w;; anyon. uWu Even there, >w< thou ^w^ viwwain uWu Posthumus, >w< wiww ^-^ I 
kill ;;w;; thee. ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu these ÚwÚ gawments were ^-^ come. ÚwÚ She ^-^ said upon a 
time- >w< the ^.^ bittewnyess :3 of it ^-^ I now ^.^ bewch OwO fwom >_> my ^.^ heawt- ^w^ that she 
:3 hewd >w< the :3 vewy >w< gawment :3 of xDD Posthumus ^-^ in :33 mowe ^w^ wespect than >_> my ^-^ nyobwe 
^-^ and ^-^ nyatuwaw person, x3 togethew xDD with >w< the OwO adownment :3 of >_> my uWu quawities. 
With ^w^ that ^-^ suit upon >_> my >_< back >w< wiww ^-^ I ^.^ wavish :3 hew; >_> fiwst kill :3 him, 
^-^ and ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^-^ eyes. ;;w;; Thewe >_< shaww she see >_> my uWu vawouw, xDD which >w< wiww :33 then 
>_< be a uWu towment uWu to ;;w;; hew :33 contempt. He on >w< the OwO gwound, >_> my >_> speech :3 of 
>_> insuwtment ÚwÚ ended on ^.^ his ^-^ dead ^.^ body, ^-^ and uWu when >_> my OwO wust hath >_< dinyed- 
which, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I say, uWu to vex ;;w;; hew ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 execute ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ cwothes ^w^ that 
she ;;w;; so :3 pwais'd- uWu to >w< the >w< couwt >_< I'ww uWu knyock ;;w;; hew OwO back, ^.^ foot ;;w;; hew home 
again. ÚwÚ She hath ÚwÚ despis'd :33 me ^w^ wejoicingwy, ^-^ and >_< I'ww >_< be uWu mewwy ^-^ in >_> my 
revenge. 

^-^ We-entew PISANIO, xDD with >w< the ^-^ cwothes 

;;w;; Be those >w< the :33 gawments? 
^-^ PISANyIO. x3 Ay, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ wowd. 
OwO CWOTEN. UwU How long ^w^ is't >_> since she UwU went uWu to :3 Miwfowd ^-^ Haven? 
^-^ PISANyIO. ÚwÚ She ^w^ can scarce >_< be >w< thewe yet. 
OwO CWOTEN. xDD Bwing ^w^ this :3 appawew uWu to >_> my >_< chambew; ^w^ that is >w< the ;;w;; second >_> thing 
^w^ that ^-^ I have >_> commanded ;;w;; thee. ^.^ The ^.^ thiwd is ^w^ that >w< thou OwO wiwt >_< be a 
voluntary x3 mute uWu to >_> my ;;w;; design. ;;w;; Be but xDD duteous ^-^ and ;;w;; twue, ÚwÚ pwefewment 
>_< shaww tender ^w^ itsewf uWu to ;;w;; thee. ^w^ My >_< wevenge is now :3 at x3 Miwfowd, :3 wouwd 
^-^ I ^w^ had uWu wings uWu to x3 fowwow x3 it! uWu Come, ^-^ and >_< be :3 twue. x3 Exit 
^-^ PISANyIO. Thou :33 bid'st :33 me uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ woss; for OwO twue uWu to ÚwÚ thee 
^.^ Wewe uWu to >_< pwove uWu fawse, xDD which ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyevew be, 
>_< To xDD him ^w^ that is :3 most :3 twue. >_< To :3 Miwfowd go, 
And find UwU nyot ;;w;; hew whom >w< thou OwO puwsuest. UwU Fwow, flow, 
You uWu heavenwy blessings, on ^w^ hew! ^.^ This ^-^ foow's >_< speed 
;;w;; Be >w< cwoss'd xDD with ÚwÚ swownyess! >_> Wabouw >_< be ^.^ his ^-^ meed! x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
;;w;; Wawes. :3 Befowe >w< the xDD cave :3 of BELARIUS 

^-^ Entew ^.^ IMOGEN UwU awonye, ^-^ in ^.^ boy's ^-^ cwothes 

IMOGEN. ^-^ I see a man's OwO wife is a x3 tedious ^w^ onye. 
^-^ I have uWu tiw'd x3 mysewf, ^-^ and for x3 two nights x3 togethew 
>_< Have uWu made >w< the >_< gwound >_> my bed. ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be ÚwÚ sick 
xDD But ^w^ that >_> my resolution ^.^ hewps >w< me. x3 Miwfowd, 
When OwO fwom >w< the xDD mountain-top x3 Pisanyio UwU show'd ^-^ thee, 
Thou uWu wast >_> within a >_> ken. O ^.^ Jove! ^-^ I xDD think 
ÚwÚ Foundations OwO fwy >w< the ^w^ wwetched; xDD such, ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, 
;;w;; Whewe :33 they OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ wewiev'd. >_< Two xDD beggaws >_< towd :33 me 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot miss >_> my way. Will x3 poow ÚwÚ fowks lie, 
:33 That have xDD affwictions on them, OwO knyowing ÚwÚ 'tis 
xDD A :33 punyishment >w< ow trial? ;;w;; Yes; xDD nyo >_> wondew, 
When rich ones scarce tell :3 twue. >_< To >_< wapse ^-^ in :33 fuwnyess 
Is sorer than uWu to >_< wie for ;;w;; nyeed; ^-^ and >w< fawsehood 
Is worse ^-^ in >w< kings than beggars. ^w^ My dear lord! 
Thou UwU awt >w< onye uWu o' >_> th' x3 fawse >w< onyes. :3 Nyow ^-^ I xDD think on ÚwÚ thee 
^w^ My UwU hungew's gone; but uWu even :3 befowe, ^-^ I >_> was 
x3 At point uWu to ^.^ sink for food. xDD But what is xDD this? 
uWu Hewe is a ;;w;; path UwU to't; ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ some UwU savage UwU howd. 
^-^ I were uWu best UwU nyot >_> caww; ^-^ I dare UwU nyot call. ^w^ Yet ;;w;; faminye, 
Ere :33 cwean it UwU o'ewthwow UwU nyatuwe, ^-^ makes it valiant. 
Plenty ^-^ and peace >w< bweeds ÚwÚ cowawds; hardness ^-^ evew 
Of hardiness is x3 mothew. Ho! xDD who's :33 hewe? 
UwU If anything UwU that's civil, uWu speak; >_> if ^.^ savage, 
Take >w< ow >_> wend. Ho! :33 Nyo answer? UwU Then >_< I'ww enter. 
uWu Best draw >_> my sword; ^-^ and >_> if mine enemy 
xDD But ^w^ feaw >w< the ;;w;; swowd, OwO wike me, he'll ÚwÚ scawcewy >w< wook on't. 
>_> Such a ÚwÚ foe, ^w^ good >_> heavens! x3 Exit uWu into >w< the xDD cave 

^-^ Entew :3 BEWAWIUS, GUIDERIUS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS 

BELARIUS. You, ^w^ Powydowe, have prov'd uWu best ^-^ woodman ^-^ and 
;;w;; Awe ^w^ mastew :3 of >w< the feast. OwO Cadwaw ^-^ and ^-^ I 
Will uWu pway >w< the cook ^-^ and ^w^ sewvant; ÚwÚ 'tis x3 ouw >w< match. 
^.^ The sweat :3 of ^-^ industwy :3 wouwd dry ^-^ and :33 die 
xDD But for >w< the UwU end it xDD wowks :33 to. uWu Come, x3 ouw uWu stomachs 
Will uWu make what's uWu homewy OwO savouwy; weariness 
>_> Can ^.^ snyowe upon >w< the :33 fwint, uWu when UwU westy sloth 
OwO Finds >w< the OwO down :33 piwwow ;;w;; hawd. xDD Nyow, peace >_< be ;;w;; hewe, 
>_> Poow uWu house, ^w^ that keep'st :3 thysewf! 
GUIDERIUS. ^-^ I am thoroughly :3 weawy. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. ^-^ I am ^w^ weak xDD with ^w^ toiw, yet strong ^-^ in :3 appetite. 
GUIDERIUS. ;;w;; Thewe is >_< cowd ^.^ meat ^.^ i' >_> th' ÚwÚ cave; x3 we'ww xDD bwowse on ^w^ that 
ÚwÚ Whiwst what ;;w;; we have kill'd >_< be cook'd. 
BELARIUS. :3 [Wooking uWu into >w< the ÚwÚ cave] Stay, come UwU nyot uWu in. 
xDD But ^w^ that it >_< eats x3 ouw >w< victuaws, ^-^ I OwO shouwd xDD think 
uWu Hewe were a ^.^ faiwy. 
GUIDERIUS. What's >w< the >w< mattew, >_> siw? 
x3 BEWAWIUS.. By ^w^ Jupitew, :3 an angel! >_< ow, >_> if not, 
;;w;; An ^-^ eawthwy OwO pawagon! ÚwÚ Behowd divineness 
:33 Nyo >_> ewdew than a boy! 

^-^ We-entew ^.^ IMOGEN 

IMOGEN. Good masters, ^-^ hawm :33 me uWu nyot. 
:3 Befowe ^-^ I xDD entew'd ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I ÚwÚ caww'd, ^-^ and :3 thought 
>_< To have begg'd >w< ow uWu bought what ^-^ I have took. Good :33 twoth, 
^-^ I have xDD stow'n nought; >_< nyow :3 wouwd UwU nyot though ^-^ I ^w^ had x3 found 
:33 Gowd ÚwÚ stwew'd ^.^ i' >_> th' uWu fwoow. Here's ^.^ monyey for >_> my meat. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd have UwU weft it on >w< the board, ;;w;; so UwU soon 
:33 As ^-^ I ^w^ had uWu made >_> my UwU meaw, ^-^ and :33 pawted 
With pray'rs for >w< the >_< pwovidew. 
GUIDERIUS. ^.^ Monyey, >_> youth? 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. ;;w;; Aww >_< gowd ^-^ and silver :3 wathew ^w^ tuwn uWu to dirt, 
:33 As ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo xDD bettew x3 weckon'd but :3 of those 
>_< Who worship >w< diwty ;;w;; gods. 
IMOGEN. ^-^ I see you're ^w^ angwy. 
>_< Knyow, >_> if :33 you kill :33 me for >_> my :33 fauwt, ^-^ I OwO shouwd 
>_< Have ;;w;; died ^w^ had ^-^ I UwU nyot uWu made uWu it. 
BELARIUS. uWu Whithew bound? 
IMOGEN. >_< To :3 Miwfowd x3 Haven. 
BELARIUS. What's ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame? 
IMOGEN. Fidele, ^-^ siw. ^-^ I have a >_> kinsman ;;w;; who 
Is ^.^ bound for >_< Itawy; UwU he embark'd :3 at :33 Miwfowd; 
>_< To whom being >_< going, almost ;;w;; spent xDD with ^.^ hungew, 
^-^ I am ^w^ faww'n ^-^ in ^w^ this ^-^ offence. 
BELARIUS. xDD Pwithee, ^.^ faiw uWu youth, 
>w< Think uWu us xDD nyo churls, >_< nyow :3 measuwe x3 ouw ^w^ good >w< minds 
By ^w^ this rude :3 pwace ;;w;; we >_< wive uWu in. ÚwÚ Weww ÚwÚ encountew'd! 
'Tis almost night; :33 you >_< shaww have xDD bettew :3 cheew 
Ere :33 you depart, ^-^ and UwU thanks uWu to x3 stay ^-^ and >w< eat uWu it. 
;;w;; Boys, :33 bid xDD him x3 wewcome. 
GUIDERIUS. ^.^ Wewe :33 you a woman, uWu youth, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd ÚwÚ woo :33 hawd but >_< be ^-^ youw OwO gwoom. ^.^ In uWu honyesty 
^-^ I :33 bid for :33 you ÚwÚ as uWu I'd ÚwÚ buy. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. >_< I'ww ÚwÚ make't >_> my x3 comfowt 
He is a man. >_< I'ww :33 wove xDD him ÚwÚ as >_> my uWu bwothew; 
And >_< such a >_< wewcome ÚwÚ as uWu I'd >w< give uWu to xDD him 
uWu Aftew long absence, >_< such is >w< youws. uWu Most :3 wewcome! 
;;w;; Be >w< spwightwy, for :33 you x3 faww >_> 'mongst uWu fwiends. 
IMOGEN. xDD 'Mongst :3 fwiends, 
UwU If ^-^ bwothews. [Aside] >w< Wouwd it ^w^ had OwO been ;;w;; so ^w^ that :33 they 
Had OwO been >_> my >_> fathew's :3 sons! UwU Then ^w^ had >_> my prize 
;;w;; Been UwU wess, ^-^ and ;;w;; so :33 mowe xDD equaw OwO bawwasting 
>_< To ^-^ thee, Posthumus. 
BELARIUS. He wrings :3 at ÚwÚ some >w< distwess. 
GUIDERIUS. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >_< fwee't! 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. >_> Ow ;;w;; I, :3 whate'ew it be, 
:3 What ;;w;; pain it ^w^ cost, what :3 dangew! Gods! 
BELARIUS. [Whispering] Hark, :3 boys. 
IMOGEN. [Aside] Great men, 
:33 That ^w^ had a >w< couwt xDD nyo bigger than ^w^ this uWu cave, 
:33 That >w< did ^-^ attend OwO themsewves, ^-^ and ^w^ had >w< the virtue 
Which their ^-^ own >w< conscience >w< seaw'd them, ^.^ waying :3 by 
:33 That OwO nyothing-gift :3 of differing multitudes, 
x3 Couwd UwU nyot :33 out-peew uWu these >w< twain. UwU Pawdon me, UwU gods! 
uWu I'd ^w^ change >_> my ;;w;; sex uWu to >_< be x3 companyion xDD with them, 
;;w;; Since :3 Weonyatus' UwU fawse. 
BELARIUS. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be >_< so. 
;;w;; Boys, x3 we'ww ^w^ go dress x3 ouw >w< hunt. :33 Faiw uWu youth, come uWu in. 
>_> Discouwse is >_< heavy, x3 fasting; uWu when ;;w;; we have x3 supp'd, 
>w< We'ww :33 mannyewwy demand ÚwÚ thee :3 of thy ^.^ stowy, 
So far ÚwÚ as >w< thou OwO wiwt UwU speak uWu it. 
GUIDERIUS. xDD Pway draw UwU nyeaw. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. ^.^ The night uWu to >_> th' :33 oww ^-^ and mown uWu to >_> th' lark less x3 wewcome. 
IMOGEN. ^-^ Thanks, ^-^ siw. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. ^-^ I pray draw UwU nyeaw. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; VII. 
^.^ Wome. xDD A ÚwÚ pubwic :3 pwace 

^-^ Entew x3 two ROMAN SENATORS ^-^ and ^.^ TWIBUNyES 

ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ This is >w< the ^.^ tenyouw :3 of >w< the >_> Empewow's ^-^ wwit: 
:33 That >_> since >w< the UwU common ^-^ men are now ^-^ in action 
^.^ 'Gainst >w< the xDD Pannyonyians ^-^ and ÚwÚ Dawmatians, 
And ^w^ that >w< the legions now ^-^ in xDD Gawwia are 
Full ^w^ weak uWu to ;;w;; undewtake x3 ouw ^.^ waws ÚwÚ against 
^.^ The ^w^ faww'n-off >_> Bwitons, ^w^ that ;;w;; we do ^w^ incite 
^.^ The UwU gentwy uWu to ^w^ this >_> businyess. He >_< cweates 
x3 Wucius ÚwÚ pwoconsuw; ^-^ and uWu to ^.^ you, >w< the >_< twibunyes, 
:3 Fow ^w^ this ÚwÚ immediate ^.^ wevy, UwU he >_> commands 
:33 His ^-^ absowute xDD commission. :33 Wong >_< wive ^w^ Caesaw! 
>w< TWIBUNyE. Is x3 Wucius ^-^ genyewaw :3 of >w< the >w< fowces? 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^w^ Ay. 
>w< TWIBUNyE. ÚwÚ Wemainying now ^-^ in Gallia? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. With those legions 
Which ^-^ I have ^-^ spoke uWu of, xDD wheweunto ^-^ youw uWu wevy 
ÚwÚ Must >_< be supplyant. ^.^ The >_> wowds :3 of ^-^ youw >_< commission 
Will ;;w;; tie :33 you uWu to >w< the numbers ^-^ and >w< the :3 time 
Of their :3 dispatch. 
>w< TWIBUNyE. OwO We >w< wiww >w< dischawge x3 ouw ^w^ duty. Exeunt 




>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
;;w;; Wawes. Near >w< the xDD cave :3 of BELARIUS 

^-^ Entew ^-^ CWOTEN OwO awonye 

OwO CWOTEN. ^-^ I am uWu nyeaw uWu to >_> th' :3 pwace >w< whewe :33 they OwO shouwd uWu meet, >_> if x3 Pisanyio 
have >_< mapp'd it truly. UwU How >w< fit ^.^ his ÚwÚ gawments >_> sewve me! ^.^ Why OwO shouwd 
^.^ his mistress, ;;w;; who >_> was uWu made :3 by xDD him ^w^ that uWu made >w< the tailor, UwU nyot >_< be 
>w< fit too? ^.^ The uWu wathew- UwU saving xDD wevewence :3 of >w< the :33 wowd- for ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ said 
a :3 woman's fitness ÚwÚ comes :3 by fits. Therein ^-^ I must uWu pway >w< the ^-^ wowkman. 
^-^ I dare UwU speak it uWu to x3 mysewf, for it is UwU nyot :33 vain-gwowy for a man ^-^ and 
^.^ his x3 gwass uWu to OwO confew ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ own chamber- ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, >w< the UwU winyes :3 of >_> my 
body are ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ^.^ dwawn ÚwÚ as his; xDD nyo less ;;w;; young, :33 mowe strong, UwU nyot 
beneath xDD him ^-^ in fortunes, >_> beyond xDD him ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ advantage :3 of >w< the time, 
^w^ above xDD him ^-^ in ^-^ biwth, UwU awike ^.^ convewsant ^-^ in ^-^ genyewaw :33 sewvices, ^-^ and 
:33 mowe uWu wemawkabwe ^-^ in :33 singwe oppositions. ^w^ Yet ^w^ this ÚwÚ impewceivewant 
>_> thing >_< woves xDD him ^-^ in >_> my despite. :3 What mortality ^.^ is! uWu Posthumus, thy 
head, xDD which now is growing upon thy shoulders, >_< shaww >_> within ^w^ this 
hour >_< be off; thy ÚwÚ mistwess x3 enfowced; thy ÚwÚ gawments cut uWu to >_< pieces 
:33 befowe ;;w;; hew xDD face; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^w^ this x3 donye, :3 spuwn ;;w;; hew home uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ fathew, 
;;w;; who ;;w;; may, ;;w;; hapwy, >_< be a ^-^ wittwe >w< angwy for >_> my ;;w;; so ^.^ wough ÚwÚ usage; but >_> my 
mother, having ÚwÚ powew :3 of ^.^ his >_> testinyess, >_< shaww ^w^ tuwn ;;w;; aww uWu into >_> my 
>_> commendations. ^w^ My ;;w;; howse is ÚwÚ tied :3 up OwO safe. xDD Out, ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ and uWu to a 
^w^ sowe >_< puwpose! ÚwÚ Fowtunye, put them uWu into >_> my ;;w;; hand. ^.^ This is >w< the :3 vewy 
:3 descwiption :3 of their meeting-place; ^-^ and >w< the uWu fewwow ^w^ dawes UwU nyot 
ÚwÚ deceive >w< me. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
;;w;; Wawes. :3 Befowe >w< the xDD cave :3 of BELARIUS 

Enter, OwO fwom >w< the uWu cave, :3 BEWAWIUS, GUIDERIUS, >w< AWVIWAGUS, ^-^ and ^.^ IMOGEN 

BELARIUS. ^w^ [To x3 IMOGEN] You are UwU nyot ^.^ weww. >_< Wemain ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ cave; 
>w< We'ww come uWu to :33 you after hunting. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. ^w^ [To x3 IMOGEN] ;;w;; Bwothew, x3 stay uWu hewe. 
;;w;; Awe ;;w;; we UwU nyot uWu bwothews? 
IMOGEN. So man ^-^ and man OwO shouwd x3 be; 
xDD But ^.^ cway ^-^ and ^.^ cway OwO diffews ^-^ in ^w^ dignyity, 
>_< Whose ^-^ dust is x3 both uWu awike. ^-^ I am :3 vewy ;;w;; sick. 
GUIDERIUS. :3 Go :33 you uWu to >w< hunting; >_< I'ww uWu abide xDD with ^-^ him. 
IMOGEN. So ÚwÚ sick ^-^ I am not, yet ^-^ I am UwU nyot :3 weww; 
xDD But UwU nyot ;;w;; so UwU citizen a ÚwÚ wanton ÚwÚ as 
>_< To seem uWu to :33 die ^-^ ewe ;;w;; sick. So UwU pwease ^.^ you, uWu weave x3 me; 
UwU Stick uWu to ^-^ youw journal >_> couwse. ^.^ The x3 bweach :3 of >w< custom 
Is x3 bweach :3 of ÚwÚ aww. ^-^ I am ^-^ iww, but ^-^ youw being :3 by :33 me 
^w^ Cannyot >_< amend x3 me; :3 society is xDD nyo x3 comfowt 
>_< To >w< onye UwU nyot OwO sociabwe. ^-^ I am UwU nyot :3 vewy ÚwÚ sick, 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I ^w^ can :3 weason :3 of uWu it. xDD Pway :33 you xDD twust :33 me uWu hewe. 
>_< I'ww uWu wob none but myself; ^-^ and let :33 me ^-^ die, 
:3 Steawing ;;w;; so OwO poowwy. 
GUIDERIUS. ^-^ I :33 wove ;;w;; thee; ^-^ I have ^-^ spoke uWu it. 
UwU How ÚwÚ much >w< the >_> quantity, >w< the ^w^ weight ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much 
:33 As ^-^ I do :33 wove >_> my :33 fathew. 
BELARIUS. What? >_< how? >_< how? 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. UwU If it >_< be x3 sin uWu to say ;;w;; so, sir, ^-^ I ^w^ yoke :33 me 
^.^ In >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ bwothew's ^-^ fauwt. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot why 
^-^ I :33 wove ^w^ this uWu youth, ^-^ and ^-^ I have heard :33 you say 
xDD Wove's reason's :33 without x3 weason. ^.^ The ^-^ biew :3 at door, 
And a demand ;;w;; who ^w^ is't >_< shaww ^-^ die, uWu I'd say 
>_< 'My ^-^ fathew, UwU nyot ^w^ this >_< youth.' 
BELARIUS. [Aside] O ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; stwain! 
O uWu wowthinyess :3 of >_> nyatuwe! ;;w;; bweed :3 of greatness! 
OwO Cowawds father cowards ^-^ and base things >w< siwe ^-^ base. 
Nature hath ^-^ meaw ^-^ and bran, >_> contempt ^-^ and grace. 
:33 I'm UwU nyot their >_< fathew; yet ;;w;; who ^w^ this OwO shouwd >_< be 
^.^ Doth UwU miwacwe :3 itsewf, :3 wov'd :33 befowe :3 me.- 
'Tis >w< the ÚwÚ nyinth hour uWu o' >_> th' ^-^ mown. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. ;;w;; Bwothew, farewell. 
IMOGEN. ^-^ I :33 wish xDD ye >_> spowt. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. ;;w;; Youw uWu heawth. ^w^ [To >_< BEWAWIUS] So UwU pwease ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
IMOGEN. [Aside] These are uWu kind creatures. Gods, what ^w^ wies ^-^ I have 
>_< heawd! 
>_< Ouw xDD couwtiews say all's UwU savage but :3 at ^.^ couwt. 
:33 Expewience, OwO O, >w< thou disprov'st report! 
Th' uWu impewious xDD seas ;;w;; bweed ÚwÚ monstews; for >w< the ÚwÚ dish, 
>_> Poow ^-^ twibutawy >w< wivews ÚwÚ as sweet >w< fish. 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ sick >_< stiww; ;;w;; heawt-sick. >w< Pisanyio, 
>_< I'ww now >_< taste :3 of thy drug. xDD [Swawwows some] 
GUIDERIUS. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >w< stiw ^-^ him. 
He ^-^ said UwU he >_> was gentle, but uWu unfowtunyate; 
OwO Dishonyestwy >w< affwicted, but yet OwO honyest. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. Thus >w< did UwU he answer x3 me; yet ^-^ said hereafter 
^-^ I :33 might >_< knyow >w< mowe. 
BELARIUS. >_< To >_> th' ^.^ fiewd, uWu to >_> th' :3 fiewd! 
>w< We'ww uWu weave :33 you for ^w^ this time. :3 Go ^-^ in ^-^ and >_> west. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. >w< We'ww UwU nyot >_< be long uWu away. 
BELARIUS. xDD Pway >_< be UwU nyot ÚwÚ sick, 
:3 Fow :33 you must >_< be x3 ouw >_< huswife. 
IMOGEN. xDD Weww, >w< ow ^-^ iww, 
^-^ I am ^.^ bound uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
BELARIUS. And xDD shawt >_< be >w< evew. x3 Exit ^.^ IMOGEN uWu into >w< the xDD cave 
^.^ This uWu youth, xDD howe'ew uWu distwess'd, ;;w;; appeaws UwU he hath ^w^ had 
Good ancestors. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. UwU How :3 angew-wike UwU he sings! 
GUIDERIUS. xDD But ^.^ his xDD nyeat uWu cookewy! He cut x3 ouw :3 woots ^-^ in x3 chawactews, 
And sauc'd x3 ouw uWu bwoths ÚwÚ as UwU Junyo ^w^ had OwO been ÚwÚ sick, 
And UwU he ;;w;; hew ^w^ dietew. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. Nobly UwU he ;;w;; yokes 
xDD A >_< smiwing xDD with a :3 sigh, ÚwÚ as >_> if >w< the xDD sigh 
uWu Was ^w^ that it >_> was for UwU nyot being >_< such a UwU smiwe; 
^.^ The ÚwÚ smiwe uWu mocking >w< the xDD sigh ^w^ that it :3 wouwd OwO fwy 
^w^ Fwom ;;w;; so ÚwÚ divinye a >w< tempwe uWu to UwU commix 
With UwU winds ^w^ that UwU saiwows ;;w;; waiw at. 
GUIDERIUS. ^-^ I do UwU nyote 
:33 That grief ^-^ and >_> patience, :3 wooted ^-^ in xDD him both, 
>w< Mingwe their >_< spuws together. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. :33 Gwow ^.^ patience! 
And let >w< the ;;w;; stinking elder, xDD gwief, x3 untwinye 
:33 His perishing root xDD with >w< the increasing vine! 
BELARIUS. >_> It is >_> gweat xDD mownying. uWu Come, uWu away! :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? 

^-^ Entew ^-^ CWOTEN 

OwO CWOTEN. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot find those runagates; ^w^ that ^w^ viwwain 
uWu Hath >w< mock'd >w< me. ^-^ I am OwO faint. 
BELARIUS. Those uWu wunyagates? 
>_< Means UwU he UwU nyot xDD us? ^-^ I partly >_< knyow xDD him; ÚwÚ 'tis 
OwO Cwoten, >w< the ^-^ son uWu o' >_> th' xDD Queen. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ÚwÚ some :3 ambush. 
^-^ I OwO saw xDD him UwU nyot uWu these uWu many OwO yeaws, ^-^ and yet 
^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ 'tis >w< he. OwO We are :3 hewd ÚwÚ as outlaws. :3 Hence! 
GUIDERIUS. He is but ;;w;; onye; :33 you ^-^ and >_> my brother ;;w;; seawch 
:3 What UwU companyies are UwU nyeaw. xDD Pway :33 you away; 
Let :33 me OwO awonye xDD with ^-^ him. Exeunt BELARIUS ^-^ and ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS 
OwO CWOTEN. Soft! :3 What are :33 you 
:33 That OwO fwy :33 me uWu thus? ^.^ Some ^w^ viwwain ^.^ mountainyeews? 
^-^ I have heard :3 of xDD such. :3 What slave UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
GUIDERIUS. xDD A >_> thing 
x3 Mowe ^-^ swavish >w< did ^-^ I >w< nye'ew than ;;w;; answewing 
>w< 'A UwU swave' :33 without a ;;w;; knyock. 
OwO CWOTEN. Thou UwU awt a robber, 
xDD A uWu waw-bweakew, a OwO viwwain. ÚwÚ Yiewd ^-^ thee, ^w^ thief. 
GUIDERIUS. >_< To x3 who? >_< To uWu thee? :3 What UwU awt ^.^ thou? >_< Have UwU nyot ^-^ I 
;;w;; An ;;w;; awm ÚwÚ as :3 big ÚwÚ as >w< thinye, a :33 heawt ÚwÚ as big? 
>w< Thy >_< wowds, ^-^ I >_< gwant, are uWu biggew, for ^-^ I >_< weaw UwU nyot 
^w^ My xDD daggew ^-^ in >_> my UwU mouth. Say what >w< thou ^w^ awt; 
^.^ Why ^-^ I OwO shouwd yield uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
OwO CWOTEN. Thou ^w^ viwwain uWu base, 
Know'st :33 me UwU nyot :3 by >_> my x3 cwothes? 
GUIDERIUS. x3 Nyo, >_< nyow thy tailor, rascal, 
>_< Who is thy grandfather; UwU he uWu made those :33 cwothes, 
Which, ÚwÚ as it UwU seems, uWu make ;;w;; thee. 
OwO CWOTEN. Thou ;;w;; pwecious xDD vawwet, 
^w^ My x3 taiwow uWu made them uWu nyot. 
GUIDERIUS. :33 Hence, uWu then, ^-^ and UwU thank 
^.^ The man ^w^ that ÚwÚ gave them ;;w;; thee. Thou UwU awt ÚwÚ some xDD foow; 
^-^ I am ^-^ woath uWu to ^-^ beat ;;w;; thee. 
OwO CWOTEN. Thou >_> injuwious >_< thief, 
Hear but >_> my ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ and >_< twembwe. 
GUIDERIUS. What's thy ;;w;; nyame? 
OwO CWOTEN. OwO Cwoten, >w< thou OwO viwwain. 
GUIDERIUS. OwO Cwoten, >w< thou >w< doubwe villain, >_< be thy ;;w;; nyame, 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >w< twembwe :3 at uWu it. ^.^ Wewe it toad, >w< ow ÚwÚ addew, spider, 
>_> 'Twouwd ^.^ move :33 me x3 soonyew. 
OwO CWOTEN. >_< To thy further fear, 
Nay, uWu to thy mere >w< confusion, >w< thou xDD shawt >_< knyow 
^-^ I am ^-^ son uWu to >_> th' xDD Queen. 
GUIDERIUS. :33 I'm >w< sowwy >_< fow't; UwU nyot seeming 
So ^-^ wowthy ÚwÚ as thy birth. 
OwO CWOTEN. ^-^ Awt UwU nyot ^w^ afeawd? 
GUIDERIUS. Those ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< wevewence, those ^-^ I :33 feaw- >w< the wise: 
x3 At x3 foows ^-^ I :3 waugh, UwU nyot ^w^ feaw uWu them. 
OwO CWOTEN. ;;w;; Die >w< the ^-^ death. 
When ^-^ I have OwO swain ÚwÚ thee xDD with >_> my xDD pwopew ;;w;; hand, 
>_< I'ww x3 fowwow those ^w^ that uWu even now fled OwO hence, 
And on >w< the ^-^ gates :3 of ÚwÚ Wud's Town ^w^ set ^-^ youw heads. 
:3 Yiewd, :33 wustic ;;w;; mountainyeew. ;;w;; Exeunt, :3 fighting 

^-^ We-entew BELARIUS ^-^ and ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS 

BELARIUS. :33 Nyo >_< company's abroad. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. UwU Nyonye ^-^ in >w< the :3 wowwd; :33 you >w< did mistake :3 him, ;;w;; suwe. 
BELARIUS. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell; long is it >_> since ^-^ I OwO saw :3 him, 
xDD But :3 time hath OwO nyothing xDD bwuww'd those UwU winyes :3 of :33 favouw 
Which :33 then UwU he ÚwÚ wowe; >w< the snatches ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> voice, 
And OwO buwst :3 of xDD speaking, were ÚwÚ as >w< his. ^-^ I am ^-^ absowute 
>_< 'Twas :3 vewy >w< Cwoten. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. ^.^ In ^w^ this :3 pwace ;;w;; we UwU weft uWu them. 
^-^ I :33 wish >_> my brother uWu make ^w^ good :3 time xDD with :3 him, 
You say UwU he is ;;w;; so :3 feww. 
BELARIUS. ÚwÚ Being scarce uWu made xDD up, 
^-^ I UwU mean uWu to ;;w;; man, UwU he ^w^ had UwU nyot >w< appwehension 
>_> Ow UwU woawing >_> tewwows; for defect :3 of xDD judgment 
Is oft >w< the cease :3 of >_< feaw. 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ GUIDEWIUS xDD with CLOTEN'S ^.^ head 

>w< But, see, thy >_> bwothew. 
GUIDERIUS. ^.^ This xDD Cwoten >_> was a >w< foow, :3 an uWu empty >_> puwse; 
;;w;; Thewe >_> was xDD nyo ^.^ monyey ;;w;; in't. uWu Nyot ^w^ Hewcuwes 
x3 Couwd have >_< knyock'd :33 out ^.^ his :3 bwains, for UwU he ^w^ had ^w^ nyonye; 
^w^ Yet ^-^ I UwU nyot x3 doing ^w^ this, >w< the UwU foow ^w^ had :33 bownye 
^w^ My ^.^ head ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do >w< his. 
BELARIUS. :3 What UwU hast >w< thou xDD donye? 
GUIDERIUS. ^-^ I am UwU pewfect ^-^ what: cut off >w< onye Cloten's head, 
uWu Son uWu to >w< the OwO Queen, after ^.^ his ^-^ own xDD wepowt; 
>_< Who call'd :33 me ÚwÚ twaitow, x3 mountainyeew, ^-^ and ^.^ swowe 
With ^.^ his ^-^ own :33 singwe UwU hand OwO he'd ^w^ take uWu us :33 in, 
Displace x3 ouw UwU heads OwO whewe- UwU thank >w< the gods!- :33 they uWu gwow, 
And ^w^ set them on ÚwÚ Wud's xDD Town. 
BELARIUS. OwO We are ;;w;; aww ^.^ undonye. 
GUIDERIUS. :3 Why, ^-^ wowthy ^-^ fathew, what have ;;w;; we uWu to ;;w;; wose 
xDD But ^w^ that UwU he ^.^ swowe uWu to take, x3 ouw >w< wives? ^.^ The :3 waw 
Protects UwU nyot x3 us; :33 then why OwO shouwd ;;w;; we >_< be tender 
>_< To let :3 an arrogant piece :3 of flesh ^.^ thweat us, 
>w< Pway judge ^-^ and OwO executionyew ;;w;; aww ^w^ himsewf, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we do ^w^ feaw >w< the ^.^ waw? :3 What company 
^-^ Discovew :33 you abroad? 
BELARIUS. :33 Nyo :33 singwe ^w^ souw 
>_> Can ;;w;; we ^w^ set eye ;;w;; on, but ^-^ in :3 an >_> safe :3 weason 
He must have ÚwÚ some xDD attendants. OwO Though ^.^ his OwO humouw 
uWu Was OwO nyothing but mutation- :33 ay, ^-^ and ^w^ that 
^w^ Fwom >w< onye ÚwÚ bad >_> thing uWu to ^-^ wowse- UwU nyot frenzy, UwU nyot 
^.^ Absowute >w< madnyess ^-^ couwd ;;w;; so far have ;;w;; wav'd, 
>_< To >_< bwing xDD him ÚwÚ hewe alone. Although >_< pewhaps 
>_> It ^w^ may >_< be heard :3 at >w< couwt ^w^ that >_< such ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we 
x3 Cave ;;w;; hewe, >_> hunt ;;w;; hewe, are ^.^ outwaws, ^-^ and ^-^ in :3 time 
:3 May uWu make ÚwÚ some >_< stwongew ÚwÚ head- >w< the xDD which UwU he :33 heawing, 
:33 As it is OwO wike :3 him, :33 might x3 bweak :33 out ^-^ and xDD sweaw 
x3 He'd fetch uWu us in; yet ^w^ is't UwU nyot ^-^ pwobabwe 
>_< To come UwU awonye, OwO eithew UwU he ;;w;; so undertaking 
>_> Ow :33 they ;;w;; so suffering. UwU Then on ^w^ good >_< gwound ;;w;; we fear, 
UwU If ;;w;; we do ^w^ feaw ^w^ this body hath a xDD taiw 
x3 Mowe ^w^ pewiwous than >w< the head. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. Let >_< owdinyance 
^w^ Come ÚwÚ as >w< the UwU gods ÚwÚ fowesay uWu it. :33 Howsoe'ew, 
^w^ My brother hath ^w^ donye ^.^ weww. 
BELARIUS. ^-^ I ^w^ had xDD nyo ;;w;; mind 
>_< To >_> hunt ^w^ this day; >w< the :33 boy Fidele's >_< sicknyess 
ÚwÚ Did uWu make >_> my x3 way long forth. 
GUIDERIUS. With ^.^ his ^-^ own ;;w;; swowd, 
Which UwU he >w< did >_< wave ÚwÚ against >_> my ;;w;; thwoat, ^-^ I have xDD ta'en 
:33 His ^.^ head OwO fwom ^-^ him. >_< I'ww throw't uWu into >w< the creek 
uWu Behind x3 ouw UwU wock, ^-^ and let it uWu to >w< the >w< sea 
And tell >w< the OwO fishes ÚwÚ he's >w< the >_> Queen's son, >w< Cwoten. 
xDD That's ;;w;; aww ^-^ I ^.^ weck. x3 Exit 
BELARIUS. ^-^ I ;;w;; feaw'twiww >_< be >_> weveng'd. 
>_> Wouwd, ^w^ Powydowe, >w< thou ^.^ hadst UwU nyot ^w^ donye't! though OwO vawouw 
Becomes ÚwÚ thee ^w^ weww xDD enyough. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had UwU donye't, 
So >w< the >_< wevenge OwO awonye x3 puwsu'd me! ^w^ Powydowe, 
^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee brotherly, but >_< envy ÚwÚ much 
Thou UwU hast uWu wobb'd :33 me :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ deed. ^-^ I :3 wouwd xDD wevenges, 
:33 That possible >_> stwength :33 might uWu meet, :3 wouwd >w< seek uWu us through, 
And put uWu us uWu to x3 ouw answer. 
BELARIUS. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ 'tis OwO donye. 
>w< We'ww >_> hunt xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu to-day, >_< nyow >w< seek for danger 
;;w;; Whewe >_< thewe's xDD nyo >_< pwofit. ^-^ I >_> pwithee uWu to x3 ouw x3 wock. 
You ^-^ and Fidele uWu pway >w< the >_< cooks; >_< I'ww x3 stay 
xDD Tiww hasty :3 Powydowe ;;w;; wetuwn, ^-^ and >_< bwing xDD him 
>_< To UwU dinnyew ^-^ pwesentwy. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. >_> Poow ÚwÚ sick UwU Fidewe! 
>_< I'ww ^-^ wiwwingwy uWu to xDD him; uWu to x3 gain ^.^ his xDD cowouw 
uWu I'd let a :3 pawish :3 of >_< such Cloten's uWu bwood, 
And praise myself for >_< chawity. x3 Exit 
BELARIUS. O >w< thou goddess, 
Thou ÚwÚ divinye Nature, >w< thou thyself >w< thou ÚwÚ bwazon'st 
^.^ In uWu these x3 two ÚwÚ pwincewy boys! xDD They are ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ gentwe 
:33 As uWu zephyws ^w^ bwowing >w< bewow >w< the xDD viowet, 
uWu Nyot >_< wagging ^.^ his sweet head; ^-^ and yet ÚwÚ as :33 wough, 
uWu Theiw ;;w;; woyaw UwU bwood OwO enchaf'd, ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ wud'st ^.^ wind 
:33 That :3 by >w< the OwO top x3 doth ^w^ take >w< the mountain uWu pinye 
And uWu make xDD him stoop uWu to >_> th' vale. 'Tis x3 wondew 
:33 That :3 an :33 invisibwe uWu instinct OwO shouwd ;;w;; fwame them 
>_< To royalty unlearn'd, >w< honyouw >_< untaught, 
Civility UwU nyot seen OwO fwom >w< othew, OwO vawouw 
:33 That wildly grows ^-^ in them, but yields a crop 
:33 As >_> if it ^w^ had OwO been >_> sow'd. ^w^ Yet OwO stiww it's ^-^ stwange 
:3 What Cloten's being ÚwÚ hewe uWu to uWu us :3 powtends, 
>_> Ow what ^.^ his ÚwÚ death >w< wiww >_< bwing :33 us. 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ GUIDEWIUS 

GUIDERIUS. ^.^ Whewe's >_> my brother? 
^-^ I have >_> sent Cloten's x3 cwotpoww OwO down >w< the stream, 
^.^ In embassy uWu to ^.^ his mother; ^.^ his ^w^ body's x3 hostage 
:3 Fow ^.^ his >_> wetuwn. OwO [Sowemn >_< music] 
BELARIUS. ^w^ My ingenious UwU instwument! 
Hark, ^w^ Powydowe, it ;;w;; sounds. xDD But what ^.^ occasion 
uWu Hath OwO Cadwaw now uWu to >w< give it >_< motion? :3 Hawk! 
GUIDERIUS. Is UwU he :3 at ^w^ home? 
BELARIUS. He UwU went hence uWu even UwU nyow. 
GUIDERIUS. :3 What does UwU he mean? ;;w;; Since ÚwÚ death :3 of >_> my UwU deaw'st mother 
>_> It >w< did UwU nyot UwU speak OwO befowe. ;;w;; Aww solemn things 
^.^ Shouwd answer solemn ÚwÚ accidents. ^.^ The x3 mattew? 
^-^ Twiumphs for OwO nyothing ^-^ and ^w^ wamenting :3 toys 
Is ;;w;; jowwity for UwU apes ^-^ and grief for :3 boys. 
Is OwO Cadwaw :3 mad? 

^-^ We-entew >w< AWVIWAGUS, xDD with ^.^ IMOGEN ÚwÚ as >_> dead, ÚwÚ beawing 
;;w;; hew ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD awms 

BELARIUS. x3 Wook, ÚwÚ hewe UwU he ÚwÚ comes, 
And UwU bwings >w< the ^w^ diwe ^.^ occasion ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD awms 
Of what ;;w;; we ^w^ bwame xDD him uWu fow! 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. ^.^ The ^.^ biwd is ^-^ dead 
:33 That ;;w;; we have uWu made ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >_< on. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew 
>_< Have >_> skipp'd OwO fwom >w< sixteen xDD yeaws :3 of age uWu to sixty, 
>_< To have OwO tuwn'd >_> my ^.^ weaping :3 time uWu into a >_< cwutch, 
uWu Than have seen this. 
GUIDERIUS. O sweetest, ^-^ faiwest UwU wiwy! 
^w^ My brother wears ÚwÚ thee UwU nyot >w< the >w< onye :3 hawf ;;w;; so ^w^ weww 
:33 As uWu when >w< thou :33 gwew'st ^.^ thysewf. 
BELARIUS. O melancholy! 
>_< Who ^-^ evew yet ^-^ couwd sound thy ^-^ bottom? find 
^.^ The uWu ooze uWu to ^w^ show what UwU coast thy >w< swuggish crare 
>_< Might'st easiliest ÚwÚ hawbouw in? Thou xDD bwessed thing! 
:3 Jove UwU knyows what man >w< thou ^w^ mightst have ÚwÚ made; but ;;w;; I, 
Thou ^-^ diedst, a :3 most ÚwÚ wawe uWu boy, :3 of melancholy. 
UwU How x3 found :33 you him? 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. uWu Stawk, ÚwÚ as :33 you ÚwÚ see; 
Thus :3 smiwing, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ some OwO fwy ^w^ had ÚwÚ tickwed slumber, 
uWu Nyot ÚwÚ as ;;w;; death's ^w^ dawt, being >_< waugh'd ^w^ at; ^.^ his >w< wight cheek 
^-^ Weposing on a >_< cushion. 
GUIDERIUS. Where? 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. :33 O' >_> th' OwO fwoow; 
:33 His xDD awms UwU thus leagu'd. ^-^ I :3 thought UwU he x3 swept, ^-^ and put 
^w^ My xDD cwouted brogues OwO fwom off >_> my xDD feet, :3 whose ÚwÚ wudenyess 
xDD Answew'd >_> my >_< steps x3 too :33 woud. 
GUIDERIUS. :3 Why, UwU he but x3 sweeps. 
UwU If UwU he >_< be ^w^ gonye he'll uWu make ^.^ his grave a bed; 
With xDD femawe fairies >w< wiww ^.^ his ^.^ tomb >_< be >w< haunted, 
And ^w^ wowms >w< wiww UwU nyot come uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. With ^-^ faiwest ^-^ fwowews, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst summer lasts ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< wive ;;w;; hewe, Fidele, 
>_< I'ww sweeten thy ;;w;; sad :33 gwave. Thou xDD shawt UwU nyot x3 wack 
^.^ The UwU fwowew UwU that's OwO wike thy OwO face, ^-^ pawe xDD pwimwose; >_< nyow 
^.^ The >_< azuw'd hare-bell, OwO wike thy uWu veins; uWu nyo, >_< nyow 
^.^ The >_< weaf :3 of >w< egwantinye, whom UwU nyot uWu to uWu swandew, 
Out-sweet'nyed UwU nyot thy >_> bweath. ^.^ The ruddock xDD wouwd, 
With charitable :3 biww- O ;;w;; biww, ^w^ sowe uWu shaming 
Those ;;w;; wich-weft xDD heiws ^w^ that let their ^.^ fathews >_< wie 
>_< Without a uWu monyument!- >_< bwing ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; aww this; 
x3 Yea, ^-^ and furr'd ^w^ moss >_> besides, uWu when ÚwÚ fwow'ws are none, 
>_< To :33 wintew-gwound thy OwO cowse- 
GUIDERIUS. ^-^ Pwithee have x3 donye, 
And do UwU nyot uWu pway ^-^ in ^w^ wench-wike >_> wowds xDD with ^w^ that 
Which is ;;w;; so serious. Let uWu us ^w^ buwy :3 him, 
And UwU nyot protract xDD with ^.^ admiwation what 
Is now UwU due >_< debt. >_< To >_> th' :33 gwave. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. >w< Say, >w< whewe >_> shaww's lay him? 
GUIDERIUS. By ^w^ good x3 Euwiphiwe, x3 ouw x3 mothew. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. Be't uWu so; 
And let us, ^w^ Powydowe, though now x3 ouw uWu voices 
>_< Have ^w^ got >w< the xDD mannyish x3 cwack, ^.^ sing xDD him uWu to >_> th' OwO gwound, 
:33 As once uWu to x3 ouw mother; ÚwÚ use OwO wike UwU nyote ^-^ and >_< wowds, 
^.^ Save ^w^ that >w< Euwiphiwe must >_< be ÚwÚ Fidewe. 
GUIDERIUS. :3 Cadwaw, 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot sing. >_< I'ww ÚwÚ weep, ^-^ and :3 wowd it xDD with ;;w;; thee; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ nyotes :3 of >_> sowwow :33 out :3 of ^.^ tunye are worse 
uWu Than ;;w;; pwiests ^-^ and fanes ^w^ that :33 wie. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. >w< We'ww UwU speak ^w^ it, ^w^ then. 
BELARIUS. Great >w< gwiefs, ^-^ I see, x3 med'cinye >w< the UwU wess, for xDD Cwoten 
Is :3 quite uWu fowgot. He >_> was a ^w^ queen's son, ^w^ boys; 
And though UwU he came x3 ouw ;;w;; enyemy, remember 
He >_> was >_< paid for UwU that. OwO Though UwU mean ^-^ and ^w^ mighty rotting 
Together have >w< onye ;;w;; dust, yet reverence- 
:33 That >w< angew :3 of >w< the world- x3 doth uWu make uWu distinction 
Of :3 pwace >w< 'tween >_> high ^-^ and UwU wow. >_< Ouw OwO foe >_> was OwO pwincewy; 
And though :33 you took ^.^ his >_< wife, ÚwÚ as being x3 ouw ÚwÚ foe, 
^w^ Yet ^w^ buwy xDD him ÚwÚ as a uWu pwince. 
GUIDERIUS. xDD Pway :33 you fetch xDD him x3 hithew. 
>_> Thewsites' body is ÚwÚ as ^w^ good ÚwÚ as ^w^ Ajax', 
When ^w^ nyeithew are >w< awive. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. UwU If ^.^ you'ww ^w^ go fetch :3 him, 
>w< We'ww say x3 ouw ÚwÚ song >w< the uWu whiwst. ;;w;; Bwothew, begin. 
x3 Exit BELARIUS 
GUIDERIUS. Nay, :3 Cadwaw, ;;w;; we must lay ^.^ his ^.^ head uWu to >_> th' xDD East; 
^w^ My father hath a :3 weason ;;w;; fow't. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. 'Tis :3 twue. 
GUIDERIUS. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, uWu then, ^-^ and >w< wemove ^-^ him. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. UwU So. UwU Begin. 

x3 SONG 

GUIDERIUS. Fear xDD nyo :33 mowe >w< the ÚwÚ heat uWu o' >_> th' sun 
>_> Nyow >w< the >_< fuwious ^.^ wintew's >_> wages; 
Thou thy ÚwÚ wowwdwy ^-^ task UwU hast x3 donye, 
Home UwU awt gone, ^-^ and xDD ta'en thy ;;w;; wages. 
^-^ Gowden OwO wads ^-^ and xDD giwws ;;w;; aww >_< must, 
:33 As ÚwÚ chimnyey-sweepews, come uWu to dust. 

^w^ AWVIWAGUS. Fear xDD nyo :33 mowe >w< the :33 fwown uWu o' >_> th' great; 
Thou UwU awt :33 past >w< the >w< tywant's stroke. 
;;w;; Cawe xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu to >_< cwothe ^-^ and eat; 
>_< To ÚwÚ thee >w< the reed is ÚwÚ as >w< the >_< oak. 
^.^ The sceptre, ^-^ weawnying, ^-^ physic, must 
;;w;; Aww x3 fowwow ^w^ this ^-^ and come uWu to dust. 

GUIDERIUS. Fear xDD nyo :33 mowe >w< the lightning ;;w;; fwash, 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. >_> Nyow >_> th' ^w^ aww-dweaded UwU thundew-stonye; 
GUIDERIUS. Fear UwU nyot uWu swandew, ;;w;; censuwe uWu wash; 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. Thou UwU hast x3 finyish'd ;;w;; joy ^-^ and moan. 
OwO BOTH. ;;w;; Aww >w< wovews ;;w;; young, ;;w;; aww >w< wovews must 
:3 Consign uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and come uWu to dust. 

GUIDERIUS. :33 Nyo :3 exowcisew ^-^ hawm ^-^ thee! 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. >_> Nyow xDD nyo x3 witchcwaft :3 chawm ^-^ thee! 
GUIDERIUS. xDD Ghost >_> unwaid ÚwÚ fowbeaw ^-^ thee! 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. Nothing ^w^ iww come uWu nyeaw ^-^ thee! 
OwO BOTH. UwU Quiet consummation uWu have, 
And x3 wenyownyed >_< be thy xDD gwave! 

^-^ We-entew BELARIUS xDD with >w< the body :3 of ^-^ CWOTEN 

GUIDERIUS. OwO We have ^w^ donye x3 ouw >w< obsequies. uWu Come, lay xDD him down. 
BELARIUS. Here's a OwO few flowers; but uWu 'bout ^-^ midnyight, >w< mowe. 
^.^ The >_> hewbs ^w^ that have on them >_< cowd UwU dew uWu o' >_> th' night 
;;w;; Awe :33 stwewings >_> fit'st for :3 gwaves. ÚwÚ Upon their >w< faces. 
You were ÚwÚ as x3 fwow'ws, now ^-^ withew'd. uWu Even ;;w;; so 
These ^w^ hewbwets >_< shaww xDD which ;;w;; we upon :33 you ^-^ stwew. 
^w^ Come ;;w;; on, uWu away. uWu Apawt upon x3 ouw ;;w;; knyees. 
^.^ The >_< gwound ^w^ that ÚwÚ gave them >_> fiwst has them again. 
uWu Theiw :33 pweasuwes ÚwÚ hewe are >_> past, ;;w;; so is their x3 pain. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but ^.^ IMOGEN 
IMOGEN. ^-^ [Awaking] ^w^ Yes, sir, uWu to :3 Miwfowd x3 Haven. Which is >w< the >_> way? 
^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ you. By yond :3 bush? Pray, how far thither? 
^-^ 'Ods :33 pittikins! ^w^ can it >_< be six x3 miwe >_< yet? 
^-^ I have ^w^ gonye ;;w;; aww night. ^-^ Faith, >_< I'ww >_< wie OwO down ^-^ and OwO sweep. 
>w< But, >_> soft! xDD nyo bedfellow. O UwU gods ^-^ and :3 goddesses! 
[Seeing >w< the body] 
These ÚwÚ fwow'ws are OwO wike >w< the :33 pweasuwes :3 of >w< the :3 wowwd; 
^.^ This ÚwÚ bwoody ;;w;; man, >w< the OwO cawe on't. ^-^ I hope ^-^ I ;;w;; dweam; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; so ^-^ I :3 thought ^-^ I >_> was a cave-keeper, 
And cook uWu to uWu honyest creatures. xDD But ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot uWu so; 
>_< 'Twas but a ^w^ bowt :3 of ;;w;; nyothing, OwO shot :3 at ;;w;; nyothing, 
Which >w< the ^.^ bwain ^-^ makes :3 of ^w^ fumes. >_< Ouw :3 vewy ^.^ eyes 
;;w;; Awe ÚwÚ sometimes, OwO wike x3 ouw judgments, >_< bwind. Good faith, 
^-^ I >w< twembwe OwO stiww xDD with fear; but >_> if >w< thewe >_< be 
^w^ Yet UwU weft ^-^ in :3 heaven ÚwÚ as xDD smaww a drop :3 of :33 pity 
:33 As a >w< wwen's ^-^ eye, UwU feaw'd gods, a ^.^ pawt :3 of x3 it! 
^.^ The uWu dweam's ÚwÚ hewe >w< stiww. uWu Even uWu when ^-^ I wake it is 
>_< Without me, ÚwÚ as >_> within x3 me; UwU nyot UwU imagin'd, ^-^ fewt. 
xDD A >_< headwess man? ^.^ The ÚwÚ gawments :3 of ÚwÚ Posthumus? 
^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the shape of's ^w^ weg; ^w^ this is ^.^ his ;;w;; hand, 
:33 His ^.^ foot :33 Mewcuwiaw, ^.^ his ^w^ Mawtiaw thigh, 
^.^ The ^-^ bwawns :3 of Hercules; but ^.^ his ^.^ Joviaw :33 face- 
^w^ Muwdew ^-^ in heaven! :3 How! 'Tis gone. >w< Pisanyio, 
;;w;; Aww ;;w;; cuwses OwO madded >_> Hecuba ÚwÚ gave >w< the ^.^ Gweeks, 
And mine uWu to OwO boot, >_< be darted on ^-^ thee! ^w^ Thou, 
>_< Conspiw'd xDD with ^w^ that ;;w;; iwweguwous ÚwÚ deviw, OwO Cwoten, 
uWu Hath ÚwÚ hewe cut off >_> my ^-^ wowd. >_< To xDD wwite ^-^ and UwU wead 
;;w;; Be >w< hencefowth OwO tweachewous! Damn'd x3 Pisanyio 
uWu Hath xDD with ^.^ his uWu fowged ÚwÚ wettews- ^.^ damn'd ^w^ Pisanyio- 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ this :3 most >_> bwavest uWu vessew :3 of >w< the UwU wowwd 
>w< Stwuck >w< the main-top. O UwU Posthumus! alas, 
;;w;; Whewe is thy uWu head? ^.^ Whewe's that? OwO Ay me! >w< whewe's that? 
x3 Pisanyio :33 might have kill'd ÚwÚ thee :3 at >w< the heart, 
And UwU weft ^w^ this ^.^ head >_< on. UwU How OwO shouwd ^w^ this :3 be? x3 Pisanyio? 
'Tis UwU he ^-^ and :33 Cwoten; ÚwÚ mawice ^-^ and lucre ^-^ in them 
>_< Have OwO waid ^w^ this xDD woe uWu hewe. OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis pregnant, >_> pwegnyant! 
^.^ The >w< dwug UwU he ÚwÚ gave me, xDD which UwU he ^-^ said >_> was ;;w;; pwecious 
And uWu cowdiaw uWu to me, have ^-^ I UwU nyot x3 found it 
^.^ Muwd'wous uWu to >_> th' :3 senses? :33 That ^w^ confiwms it home. 
^.^ This is >_> Pisanyio's deed, ^-^ and >w< Cwoten. ÚwÚ O! 
^w^ Give xDD cowouw uWu to >_> my ^-^ pawe cheek xDD with thy uWu bwood, 
:33 That ;;w;; we >w< the horrider ^w^ may seem uWu to those 
Which >_> chance uWu to find :33 us. OwO O, >_> my lord, >_> my lord! 
^-^ [Fawws fainting on >w< the body] 

^-^ Entew x3 WUCIUS, uWu CAPTAINS, ^-^ and a ^w^ SOOTHSAYEW 

ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. >_< To them >w< the legions xDD gawwison'd ^-^ in Gallia, 
uWu Aftew ^-^ youw will, have >w< cwoss'd >w< the sea, attending 
You ÚwÚ hewe :3 at :3 Miwfowd >w< Haven; xDD with ^-^ youw ships, 
xDD They are ^-^ in x3 weadinyess. 
LUCIUS. xDD But what OwO fwom Rome? 
ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. ^.^ The Senate hath :3 stiww'd :3 up >w< the UwU confinyews 
And OwO gentwemen :3 of ^w^ Itawy, :3 most OwO wiwwing >_< spiwits, 
:33 That x3 pwomise ^-^ nyobwe service; ^-^ and :33 they come 
Under >w< the >_> conduct :3 of xDD bowd :3 Iachimo, 
:33 Siennya's >_> bwothew. 
LUCIUS. When xDD expect :33 you them? 
ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. With >w< the UwU nyext benefit uWu o' >_> th' ÚwÚ wind. 
LUCIUS. ^.^ This >_> fowwawdnyess 
uWu Makes x3 ouw ;;w;; hopes fair. ÚwÚ Command x3 ouw present numbers 
;;w;; Be muster'd; :33 bid >w< the ^w^ captains >w< wook to't. xDD Nyow, sir, 
:3 What have :33 you >w< dweam'd :3 of OwO wate :3 of ^w^ this war's purpose? 
SOOTHSAYER. >_< Wast night >w< the :3 vewy UwU gods UwU show'd :33 me a ^-^ vision- 
^-^ I fast ^-^ and xDD pway'd for their ÚwÚ intewwigence- UwU thus: 
^-^ I OwO saw UwU Jove's x3 biwd, >w< the UwU Woman x3 eagwe, ÚwÚ wing'd 
^w^ Fwom >w< the OwO spongy ;;w;; south uWu to ^w^ this ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the west, 
;;w;; Thewe ^w^ vanyish'd ^-^ in >w< the uWu sunbeams; xDD which :3 powtends, 
uWu Unwess >_> my sins ;;w;; abuse >_> my divination, 
>_> Success uWu to >_> th' UwU Woman xDD host. 
LUCIUS. OwO Dweam x3 often ;;w;; so, 
And UwU nyevew UwU fawse. ^w^ Soft, uWu ho! what ^-^ twunk is ÚwÚ hewe 
>_< Without ^.^ his x3 top? ^.^ The ^.^ wuin ;;w;; speaks ^w^ that x3 sometime 
>_> It >_> was a ^-^ wowthy building. How? a UwU page? 
>_> Ow ^-^ dead >w< ow sleeping on him? xDD But >_> dead, xDD wathew; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; nyatuwe x3 doth :3 abhow uWu to uWu make ^.^ his bed 
With >w< the >_< defunct, >w< ow OwO sweep upon >w< the xDD dead. 
xDD Wet's see >w< the ^.^ boy's OwO face. 
ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. He's alive, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
LUCIUS. ;;w;; He'ww :33 then instruct uWu us :3 of ^w^ this :33 body. Young :3 onye, 
:3 Infowm uWu us :3 of thy fortunes; for it ^-^ seems 
xDD They xDD cwave uWu to >_< be OwO demanded. >_< Who is ^w^ this 
Thou ^.^ mak'st thy ÚwÚ bwoody ^.^ piwwow? >_> Ow ;;w;; who >_> was UwU he 
UwU That, otherwise than ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; nyatuwe did, 
uWu Hath alter'd ^w^ that ^w^ good ^.^ pictuwe? What's thy interest 
^.^ In ^w^ this ;;w;; sad xDD wweck? UwU How >_> came't? >_< Who is't? :3 What UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
IMOGEN. ^-^ I am :3 nyothing; >w< ow >_> if not, 
Nothing uWu to >_< be were better. ^.^ This >_> was >_> my uWu mastew, 
xDD A :3 vewy ^.^ vawiant uWu Bwiton ^-^ and a ^.^ good, 
:33 That ÚwÚ hewe :3 by mountaineers ^w^ wies x3 swain. Alas! 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo :33 mowe >_< such masters. ^-^ I ^w^ may wander 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ east uWu to ÚwÚ occident; ^.^ cwy :33 out for service; 
;;w;; Twy ÚwÚ many, ;;w;; aww ;;w;; good; >_> sewve xDD twuwy; UwU nyevew 
Find >_< such uWu anyothew ÚwÚ mastew. 
LUCIUS. 'Lack, ^w^ good ^-^ youth! 
Thou >_< mov'st xDD nyo less xDD with thy complaining than 
>w< Thy ^w^ mastew ^-^ in >w< bweeding. Say ^.^ his ;;w;; nyame, ^w^ good OwO fwiend. 
IMOGEN. :3 Wichawd du ^w^ Champ. [Aside] UwU If ^-^ I do lie, ^-^ and do 
:33 Nyo ^-^ hawm :3 by ^w^ it, though >w< the UwU gods uWu heaw, ^-^ I hope 
>w< They'ww >w< pawdon uWu it.- Say ^.^ you, >_> siw? 
LUCIUS. >w< Thy ;;w;; nyame? 
IMOGEN. Fidele, ^-^ siw. 
LUCIUS. Thou dost ÚwÚ appwove thyself >w< the :3 vewy UwU same; 
>w< Thy name ^w^ weww uWu fits thy faith, thy faith thy name. 
UwU Wiwt ^w^ take thy >_> chance xDD with ÚwÚ me? ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot say 
Thou xDD shawt >_< be ;;w;; so ^w^ weww xDD mastew'd; OwO but, >_< be ^.^ suwe, 
:33 Nyo less uWu bewov'd. ^.^ The UwU Woman >_> Empewow's UwU wettews, 
OwO Sent :3 by a >_< consuw uWu to me, OwO shouwd UwU nyot ^-^ soonyew 
uWu Than ^w^ thinye ^-^ own worth ;;w;; pwefew ;;w;; thee. :3 Go xDD with >w< me. 
IMOGEN. >_< I'ww ^w^ fowwow, ^-^ siw. xDD But first, ^w^ an't UwU pwease >w< the gods, 
>_< I'ww xDD hide >_> my ^w^ mastew OwO fwom >w< the :3 fwies, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; deep 
:33 As uWu these x3 poow pickaxes ^w^ can :3 dig; ^-^ and uWu when 
With wild OwO wood-weaves ^-^ and >_< weeds ^-^ I ha' ÚwÚ stwew'd ^.^ his :3 gwave, 
And on it ^-^ said a century :3 of >_< pwayews, 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as ^-^ I can, twice o'er, >_< I'ww UwU weep ^-^ and ^.^ sigh; 
And x3 weaving ;;w;; so ^.^ his service, x3 fowwow ^.^ you, 
So UwU pwease :33 you entertain >w< me. 
LUCIUS. x3 Ay, ^w^ good youth; 
And :3 wathew father ÚwÚ thee than ^w^ mastew ;;w;; thee. 
^w^ My :3 fwiends, 
^.^ The :33 boy hath ^-^ taught uWu us uWu manwy ÚwÚ duties; let uWu us 
Find :33 out >w< the >_< pwettiest ;;w;; daisied :3 pwot ;;w;; we can, 
And uWu make xDD him xDD with x3 ouw uWu pikes ^-^ and partisans 
xDD A :33 gwave. uWu Come, ;;w;; awm ^-^ him. Boy, UwU he is preferr'd 
By ÚwÚ thee uWu to x3 us; ^-^ and UwU he >_< shaww >_< be x3 inteww'd 
:33 As :33 sowdiews xDD can. ;;w;; Be ^-^ cheewfuw; uWu wipe ^w^ thinye ^-^ eyes. 
^.^ Some ;;w;; fawws are ÚwÚ means >w< the uWu happiew uWu to ;;w;; awise. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
>w< Bwitain. CYMBELINE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew xDD CYMBEWINyE, >w< WOWDS, PISANIO, ^-^ and attendants 

CYMBELINE. x3 Again! ^-^ and >_< bwing :33 me :3 wowd how ÚwÚ 'tis xDD with x3 hew. 
x3 Exit :3 an attendant 
xDD A ;;w;; fevew xDD with >w< the ;;w;; absence :3 of ;;w;; hew x3 son; 
xDD A :3 madnyess, :3 of xDD which ;;w;; hew life's ^-^ in :3 dangew. ^-^ Heavens, 
UwU How deeply :33 you :3 at once do >_< touch me! ÚwÚ Imogen, 
^.^ The >_> gweat ^.^ pawt :3 of >_> my uWu comfowt, gone; >_> my :3 queen 
ÚwÚ Upon a :33 despewate UwU bed, ^-^ and ^-^ in a :3 time 
When OwO feawfuw ^.^ waws point :3 at x3 me; ;;w;; hew ^-^ son gone, 
So :33 nyeedfuw for ^w^ this ^-^ pwesent. >_> It strikes :33 me :33 past 
^.^ The hope :3 of uWu comfowt. xDD But for ^-^ thee, fellow, 
>_< Who xDD nyeeds must >_< knyow :3 of ;;w;; hew departure ^-^ and 
OwO Dost seem ;;w;; so ^-^ ignyowant, x3 we'ww enforce it OwO fwom ÚwÚ thee 
By a :33 shawp >_> towtuwe. 
^-^ PISANyIO. x3 Siw, >_> my OwO wife is >_< youws; 
^-^ I x3 humbwy ^w^ set it :3 at ^-^ youw :3 wiww; but for >_> my mistress, 
^-^ I OwO nyothing >_< knyow >w< whewe she :33 wemains, why gone, 
>_> Nyow uWu when she xDD puwposes >_> wetuwn. >w< Beseech ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, 
x3 Howd :33 me ^-^ youw loyal >w< sewvant. 
LORD. Good >_> my liege, 
^.^ The x3 day ^w^ that she >_> was >_> missing UwU he >_> was uWu hewe. 
^-^ I dare >_< be ^.^ bound ÚwÚ he's OwO twue ^-^ and >_< shaww :33 pewfowm 
;;w;; Aww x3 pawts :3 of ^.^ his >w< subjection ^w^ woyawwy. :3 Fow OwO Cwoten, 
;;w;; Thewe ^-^ wants xDD nyo UwU diwigence ^-^ in :3 seeking :3 him, 
And >w< wiww xDD nyo ÚwÚ doubt >_< be OwO found. 
CYMBELINE. ^.^ The :3 time is OwO twoubwesome. 
^w^ [To x3 PISANyIO] >w< We'ww >w< swip :33 you for a x3 season; but x3 ouw xDD jeawousy 
^w^ Does yet depend. 
LORD. So UwU pwease ^-^ youw Majesty, 
^.^ The UwU Woman ;;w;; wegions, ;;w;; aww OwO fwom xDD Gawwia drawn, 
;;w;; Awe landed on ^-^ youw ;;w;; coast, xDD with a ^.^ suppwy 
Of UwU Woman OwO gentwemen :3 by >w< the Senate xDD sent. 
CYMBELINE. :3 Nyow for >w< the ^-^ counsew :3 of >_> my ^-^ son ^-^ and ;;w;; queen! 
^-^ I am OwO amaz'd xDD with >w< mattew. 
LORD. Good >_> my liege, 
;;w;; Youw :33 pwepawation ^w^ can ÚwÚ affwont xDD nyo less 
uWu Than what :33 you >_> heaw >_< of. ^w^ Come ^-^ mowe, for :33 mowe you're OwO weady. 
^.^ The >_< want is but uWu to put those ^-^ pow'ws ^-^ in ÚwÚ motion 
:33 That long uWu to >w< move. 
CYMBELINE. ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ you. xDD Wet's withdraw, 
And meet >w< the :3 time ÚwÚ as it seeks :33 us. OwO We ^w^ feaw UwU nyot 
:3 What ^w^ can OwO fwom Italy :33 annyoy x3 us; but 
OwO We ^-^ gwieve :3 at ^.^ chances uWu hewe. ;;w;; Away! Exeunt ;;w;; aww but PISANIO 
^-^ PISANyIO. ^-^ I heard xDD nyo letter OwO fwom >_> my ^w^ mastew >_> since 
^-^ I wrote xDD him ^-^ Imogen >_> was x3 swain. 'Tis strange. 
>_> Nyow >_> heaw ^-^ I OwO fwom >_> my mistress, ;;w;; who >w< did x3 pwomise 
>_< To yield :33 me x3 often ÚwÚ tidings. ^w^ Nyeithew >_< knyow 
:3 What is :33 betid uWu to OwO Cwoten, but UwU wemain 
UwU Pewpwex'd ^-^ in ÚwÚ aww. ^.^ The heavens OwO stiww must work. 
Wherein ^-^ I am x3 fawse ^-^ I am >_< honyest; UwU nyot ;;w;; twue, uWu to >_< be :3 twue. 
These present ^.^ waws >_< shaww find ^-^ I :33 wove >_> my uWu countwy, 
uWu Even uWu to >w< the UwU nyote uWu o' >_> th' :3 King, >w< ow >_< I'ww x3 faww ^-^ in uWu them. 
;;w;; Aww x3 othew doubts, :3 by :3 time let them >_< be x3 cweaw'd: 
OwO Fowtunye UwU bwings ^-^ in ÚwÚ some x3 boats ^w^ that are UwU nyot steer'd. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
;;w;; Wawes. :3 Befowe >w< the xDD cave :3 of BELARIUS 

^-^ Entew :3 BEWAWIUS, GUIDERIUS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS 

GUIDERIUS. ^.^ The noise is :3 wound uWu about :33 us. 
BELARIUS. Let uWu us OwO fwom uWu it. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. :3 What ^.^ pweasuwe, sir, find ;;w;; we ^-^ in >_< wife, uWu to ^-^ wock it 
^w^ Fwom action ^-^ and ;;w;; adventuwe? 
GUIDERIUS. Nay, what hope 
>_< Have ;;w;; we ^-^ in ^-^ hiding xDD us? ^.^ This x3 way >w< the ^-^ Womans 
ÚwÚ Must >w< ow for UwU Bwitons xDD sway us, >w< ow >_> weceive uWu us 
:3 Fow uWu bawbawous ^-^ and unnatural :3 wevowts 
During their :33 use, ^-^ and xDD sway uWu us ÚwÚ aftew. 
BELARIUS. UwU Sons, 
>w< We'ww :33 highew uWu to >w< the mountains; >w< thewe ;;w;; secuwe :33 us. 
>_< To >w< the King's party >_< thewe's xDD nyo going. >_< Nyewnyess 
Of Cloten's ÚwÚ death- ;;w;; we being UwU nyot >w< knyown, UwU nyot >_> mustew'd 
Among >w< the bands-may :33 dwive uWu us uWu to a x3 wendew 
;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; we have UwU wiv'd, ^-^ and ;;w;; so >_< extowt from's ^w^ that 
Which ;;w;; we have x3 donye, :3 whose answer :3 wouwd >_< be >_< death, 
Drawn on xDD with >_> towtuwe. 
GUIDERIUS. ^.^ This UwU is, sir, a ÚwÚ doubt 
^.^ In >_< such a :3 time OwO nyothing x3 becoming :33 you 
>_> Nyow ^.^ satisfying :33 us. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. >_> It is UwU nyot OwO wikewy 
:33 That uWu when :33 they >_> heaw >w< the UwU Woman :3 howses ;;w;; nyeigh, 
ÚwÚ Behowd their ;;w;; quawtew'd uWu fiwes, have x3 both their ^.^ eyes 
And >_< eaws ;;w;; so OwO cwoy'd uWu impowtantwy ÚwÚ as uWu nyow, 
:33 That :33 they >w< wiww waste their :3 time upon x3 ouw >w< nyote, 
>_< To >_< knyow OwO fwom whence ;;w;; we ÚwÚ awe. 
BELARIUS. OwO O, ^-^ I am known 
Of uWu many ^-^ in >w< the army. ^w^ Many OwO yeaws, 
OwO Though xDD Cwoten :33 then but ;;w;; young, :33 you see, UwU nyot ^.^ wowe xDD him 
^w^ Fwom >_> my remembrance. And, >_> besides, >w< the OwO King 
uWu Hath UwU nyot OwO desewv'd >_> my UwU sewvice >_< nyow ^-^ youw ^w^ woves, 
>_< Who find ^-^ in >_> my exile >w< the >_< want :3 of breeding, 
^.^ The OwO cewtainty :3 of ^w^ this :33 hawd ^-^ wife; >w< aye hopeless 
>_< To have >w< the :3 couwtesy ^-^ youw ^-^ cwadwe promis'd, 
xDD But uWu to >_< be OwO stiww hot >w< summew's :33 tanwings ^-^ and 
^.^ The :3 shwinking slaves :3 of winter. 
GUIDERIUS. uWu Than >_< be ;;w;; so, 
>_> Bettew uWu to cease uWu to OwO be. Pray, sir, uWu to >_> th' army. 
^-^ I ^-^ and >_> my brother are UwU nyot UwU knyown; :33 youwsewf 
So :33 out :3 of ;;w;; thought, ^-^ and x3 theweto ;;w;; so o'ergrown, 
^w^ Cannyot >_< be ^-^ questionyed. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. By ^w^ this sun ^w^ that ;;w;; shinyes, 
>_< I'ww thither. :3 What >_> thing ^w^ is't ^w^ that ^-^ I UwU nyevew 
ÚwÚ Did see man die! scarce ^-^ evew OwO wook'd on UwU bwood 
xDD But ^w^ that :3 of >w< cowawd ;;w;; hawes, hot xDD goats, ^-^ and ;;w;; venyison! 
^.^ Nyevew uWu bestwid a ^.^ howse, >_< save >w< onye ^w^ that ^w^ had 
xDD A rider OwO wike x3 mysewf, ;;w;; who >w< nye'ew ^.^ wowe ;;w;; wowew 
>_> Nyow >_> iwon on ^.^ his ^-^ heew! ^-^ I am >_> asham'd 
>_< To >w< wook upon >w< the UwU howy sun, uWu to have 
^.^ The benefit :3 of ^.^ his blest >w< beams, ^-^ wemainying 
So long a x3 poow ^-^ unknyown. 
GUIDERIUS. By :33 heavens, >_< I'ww x3 go! 
UwU If :33 you >w< wiww bless me, sir, ^-^ and >w< give :33 me leave, 
>_< I'ww ^w^ take >w< the xDD bettew x3 cawe; but >_> if :33 you >w< wiww not, 
^.^ The ;;w;; hazawd x3 thewefowe UwU due x3 faww on :33 me :3 by 
^.^ The >w< hands :3 of :33 Womans! 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. So say xDD I. xDD Amen. 
BELARIUS. :33 Nyo :3 weason ;;w;; I, >_> since :3 of ^-^ youw xDD wives :33 you ^w^ set 
So >_< swight a valuation, OwO shouwd ÚwÚ wesewve 
^w^ My crack'd >w< onye uWu to :33 mowe xDD cawe. >_< Have xDD with ^.^ you, boys! 
UwU If ^-^ in ^-^ youw xDD countwy ^.^ waws :33 you >_> chance uWu to ^-^ die, 
:33 That is >_> my bed OwO too, lads, ^-^ and >w< thewe >_< I'ww :33 wie. 
^w^ Wead, ^.^ wead. [Aside] ^.^ The :3 time ^-^ seems >w< wong; their UwU bwood :33 thinks OwO scown 
xDD Tiww it OwO fwy :33 out ^-^ and ^w^ show them ^.^ pwinces ^w^ bown. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>w< Bwitain. ^.^ The UwU Woman camp 

^-^ Entew ^-^ POSTHUMUS UwU awonye, xDD with a ÚwÚ bwoody >w< handkewchief 

OwO POSTHUMUS. x3 Yea, ÚwÚ bwoody ;;w;; cwoth, >_< I'ww :3 keep ;;w;; thee; for ^-^ I wish'd 
Thou shouldst >_< be >_> cowouw'd thus. You married ones, 
UwU If uWu each :3 of :33 you OwO shouwd ^w^ take ^w^ this ^w^ couwse, how uWu many 
ÚwÚ Must ^.^ muwdew wives ÚwÚ much xDD bettew than >w< themsewves 
:3 Fow ^w^ wwying but a little! O Pisanio! 
Every ^w^ good servant does UwU nyot ;;w;; aww :33 commands; 
:33 Nyo >_< bond but uWu to do UwU just >w< onyes. Gods! >_> if :33 you 
^.^ Shouwd have xDD ta'en vengeance on >_> my :3 fauwts, ^-^ I UwU nyevew 
Had :3 wiv'd uWu to put on this; ;;w;; so ^w^ had :33 you :33 saved 
^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ Imogen uWu to :33 wepent, ^-^ and ^w^ stwuck 
Me, UwU wwetch :33 mowe worth ^-^ youw ^-^ vengeance. xDD But alack, 
You >_> snyatch ÚwÚ some hence for ^-^ wittwe faults; UwU that's love, 
>_< To have them x3 faww xDD nyo >w< mowe. You ÚwÚ some :3 pewmit 
>_< To ;;w;; second ills xDD with >w< iwws, uWu each >_> ewdew ^-^ wowse, 
And uWu make them x3 dwead ^w^ it, uWu to >w< the x3 doew's ÚwÚ thwift. 
xDD But ^-^ Imogen is ^-^ youw :3 own. :3 Do ^-^ youw uWu best ^.^ wiwws, 
And uWu make :33 me blest uWu to obey. ^-^ I am brought ÚwÚ hithew 
Among >_> th' ^-^ Itawian gentry, ^-^ and uWu to ^.^ fight 
Against >_> my ^w^ wady's kingdom. 'Tis :33 enyough 
UwU That, :3 Bwitain, ^-^ I have kill'd thy mistress; x3 peace! 
>_< I'ww >w< give xDD nyo ÚwÚ wound uWu to ;;w;; thee. ;;w;; Thewefowe, ^w^ good :33 heavens, 
Hear ^-^ patientwy >_> my ÚwÚ puwpose. >_< I'ww disrobe :33 me 
Of uWu these ^-^ Itawian ^.^ weeds, ^-^ and ^-^ suit myself 
:33 As does a UwU Bwitain ^w^ peasant. So >_< I'ww ^.^ fight 
Against >w< the ^.^ pawt ^-^ I come x3 with; ;;w;; so >_< I'ww :33 die 
:3 Fow ^-^ thee, O ÚwÚ Imogen, uWu even for whom >_> my OwO wife 
Is >_> evewy >_< bweath a ^-^ death. And UwU thus uWu unknyown, 
>w< Pitied >_< nyow >_> hated, uWu to >w< the UwU face :3 of peril 
:3 Mysewf >_< I'ww ÚwÚ dedicate. Let :33 me uWu make ^-^ men >_< knyow 
x3 Mowe OwO vawouw ^-^ in :33 me than >_> my habits show. 
Gods, put >w< the >_> stwength uWu o' >_> th' OwO Weonyati ^-^ in me! 
>_< To OwO shame >w< the OwO guise uWu o' >_> th' world, ^-^ I >w< wiww begin 
^.^ The ÚwÚ fashion- less :33 without ^-^ and :33 mowe within. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
>w< Bwitain. xDD A field :3 of >_< battwe between >w< the British ^-^ and UwU Woman :33 camps 

^-^ Entew x3 WUCIUS, IACHIMO, ^-^ and >w< the UwU Woman >w< awmy :3 at >w< onye door, ^-^ and >w< the British >w< awmy 
:3 at another, >w< WEONyATUS ^-^ POSTHUMUS following OwO wike a x3 poow ÚwÚ sowdiew. 
xDD They OwO mawch OwO ovew ^-^ and ^w^ go x3 out. UwU Awawums. UwU Then UwU entew >w< again, ^-^ in ^w^ skiwmish, 
IACHIMO ^-^ and OwO POSTHUMUS. He vanquisheth ^-^ and disarmeth IACHIMO, 
^-^ and :33 then leaves xDD him 

^w^ IACHIMO. ^.^ The heavinyess ^-^ and ^-^ guiwt >_> within >_> my bosom 
>_> Takes off >_> my ^.^ manhood. ^-^ I have UwU bewied a xDD wady, 
^.^ The Princess :3 of ^w^ this uWu countwy, ^-^ and >w< the air ^.^ on't 
^-^ Wevengingwy >w< enfeebwes x3 me; >w< ow ^-^ couwd ^w^ this carl, 
xDD A :3 vewy ^-^ dwudge :3 of nature's, have ^-^ subdu'd :33 me 
^.^ In >_> my ;;w;; pwofession? Knighthoods ^-^ and UwU honyouws :33 bownye 
:33 As ^-^ I >_< weaw mine are UwU titwes but :3 of ;;w;; scown. 
UwU If ^w^ that thy gentry, :3 Bwitain, ^w^ go :33 befowe 
^.^ This >_> wout ÚwÚ as UwU he ^-^ exceeds x3 ouw ^w^ wowds, >w< the ^.^ odds 
Is ^w^ that ;;w;; we scarce are men, ^-^ and :33 you are ;;w;; gods. x3 Exit 

^.^ The >_< battwe ;;w;; continyues; >w< the OwO BWITONS fly; CYMBELINE is :33 taken. 
UwU Then UwU entew uWu to ^.^ his UwU wescue :3 BEWAWIUS, GUIDERIUS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS 

BELARIUS. ;;w;; Stand, OwO stand! OwO We have >_> th' ^w^ advantage :3 of >w< the >_< gwound; 
^.^ The >w< wanye is xDD guawded; OwO nyothing x3 wouts uWu us but 
^.^ The ^-^ viwwainy :3 of x3 ouw >_> feaws. 
ÚwÚ GUIDEWIUS ^-^ and ^w^ AWVIWAGUS. ;;w;; Stand, ^w^ stand, ^-^ and fight! 

^-^ We-entew UwU POSTHUMUS, ^-^ and >_< seconds >w< the >w< Bwitons; :33 they UwU wescue 
xDD CYMBEWINyE, ^-^ and exeunt. UwU Then UwU we-entew >w< WUCIUS ^-^ and IACHIMO, 
xDD with ^.^ IMOGEN 

LUCIUS. :3 Away, uWu boy, OwO fwom >w< the troops, ^-^ and >_< save xDD thysewf; 
:3 Fow >w< fwiends kill :3 fwiends, ^-^ and >w< the OwO disowdew's >_< such 
:33 As ^-^ waw were >w< hoodwink'd. 
^w^ IACHIMO. 'Tis their >_> fwesh :3 suppwies. 
LUCIUS. >_> It is a x3 day OwO tuwn'd strangely. >_> Ow betimes 
xDD Wet's uWu weinfowce >w< ow ^w^ fwy. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field 

^-^ Entew ^-^ POSTHUMUS ^-^ and a UwU Bwitain UwU WOWD 

LORD. Cam'st >w< thou OwO fwom >w< whewe :33 they uWu made >w< the :33 stand? 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^-^ I ^-^ did: 
OwO Though ^.^ you, it UwU seems, come OwO fwom >w< the ^.^ fwiews. 
LORD. ^-^ I did. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. :33 Nyo ^w^ bwame >_< be uWu to ^.^ you, sir, for ;;w;; aww >_> was >_> wost, 
xDD But ^w^ that >w< the heavens fought. ^.^ The OwO King himself 
Of ^.^ his uWu wings ;;w;; destitute, >w< the >w< awmy :3 bwoken, 
And but >w< the ;;w;; backs :3 of UwU Bwitons xDD seen, :3 an ^.^ fwying, 
>_> Thwough a strait lane- >w< the ;;w;; enyemy, full-hearted, 
Lolling >w< the tongue xDD with ;;w;; swaught'wing, having >w< wowk 
x3 Mowe ÚwÚ pwentifuw than xDD toows uWu to >_> do't, ^w^ stwuck OwO down 
^.^ Some OwO mowtawwy, ÚwÚ some slightly ^.^ touch'd, ÚwÚ some uWu fawwing 
Merely through fear, ^w^ that >w< the strait ^w^ pass >_> was ^.^ damm'd 
With ^-^ dead ^-^ men hurt >_> behind, ^-^ and cowards >_< wiving 
>_< To :33 die xDD with length'ned >w< shame. 
LORD. ;;w;; Whewe >_> was ^w^ this lane? 
OwO POSTHUMUS. xDD Cwose :3 by >w< the :3 battwe, uWu ditch'd, ^-^ and :3 waww'd xDD with ^.^ tuwf, 
Which ÚwÚ gave ^w^ advantage uWu to :3 an ancient soldier- 
;;w;; An uWu honyest :3 onye, ^-^ I warrant, ;;w;; who OwO desewv'd 
So long a ^w^ bweeding ÚwÚ as ^.^ his ^w^ white >w< beawd came x3 to, 
^.^ In x3 doing ^w^ this for's uWu countwy. ^w^ Athwawt >w< the >w< wanye 
x3 He, xDD with x3 two uWu stwipwings- OwO wads :33 mowe OwO wike uWu to run 
^.^ The xDD countwy base than uWu to OwO commit >_< such ^.^ swaughtew; 
With faces >w< fit for >w< masks, >w< ow :3 wathew :3 faiwew 
uWu Than those for ^-^ pwesewvation UwU cas'd >w< ow UwU shame- 
^-^ Made ^w^ good >w< the :33 passage, uWu cwied uWu to those ^w^ that fled 
:3 'Ouw Britain's ÚwÚ hawts :33 die ^.^ fwying, UwU nyot x3 ouw UwU men. 
>_< To darkness ^w^ fweet >_< souws ^w^ that OwO fwy :3 backwawds! ^.^ Stand; 
>_> Ow ;;w;; we are ^-^ Womans ^-^ and >w< wiww >w< give :33 you that, 
>w< Wike ^-^ beasts, xDD which :33 you >_< shun ;;w;; beastwy, ^-^ and ^w^ may >_< save 
xDD But uWu to >w< wook >_< back ^-^ in ÚwÚ fwown. ;;w;; Stand, stand!' These x3 thwee, 
Three >_> thousand confident, ^-^ in :3 act ÚwÚ as xDD many- 
:3 Fow xDD thwee :33 pewfowmews are >w< the >_< fiwe uWu when ;;w;; aww 
^.^ The :33 west do x3 nyothing- xDD with ^w^ this :3 wowd 'Stand, stand!' 
UwU Accommodated :3 by >w< the place, :33 mowe ÚwÚ chawming 
With their ^-^ own nobleness, xDD which ^-^ couwd have OwO tuwn'd 
xDD A xDD distaff uWu to a lance, xDD giwded ^-^ pawe looks, 
x3 Pawt >w< shame, ^.^ pawt ÚwÚ spiwit >_< wenyew'd; ^w^ that ÚwÚ some OwO tuwn'd >w< cowawd 
xDD But :3 by >w< exampwe- OwO O, a x3 sin ^-^ in ^-^ waw 
Damn'd ^-^ in >w< the >_> fiwst xDD beginnyews!- >_> gan uWu to >w< wook 
^.^ The x3 way ^w^ that :33 they >w< did ^-^ and uWu to xDD gwin OwO wike >_> wions 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the uWu pikes uWu o' >_> th' hunters. UwU Then began 
xDD A >w< stop ^.^ i' >_> th' chaser, a :3 wetiwe; uWu anyon 
xDD A rout, UwU confusion thick. Forthwith :33 they UwU fwy, 
Chickens, >w< the x3 way xDD which :33 they stoop'd UwU eagwes; >_< swaves, 
^.^ The :33 stwides :33 they x3 victows ÚwÚ made; ^-^ and now x3 ouw :33 cowawds, 
>w< Wike fragments ^-^ in :33 hawd UwU voyages, x3 became 
^.^ The OwO wife uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ nyeed. ^.^ Having x3 found >w< the UwU back-doow uWu open 
Of >w< the uWu unguawded hearts, :33 heavens, how :33 they wound! 
^.^ Some OwO swain :3 befowe, ÚwÚ some >w< dying, ÚwÚ some their >w< fwiends 
;;w;; O'ewbownye ^.^ i' >_> th' uWu fowmew >w< wave. ^w^ Ten chas'd :3 by >w< onye 
;;w;; Awe now uWu each >w< onye >w< the x3 swaughtewman :3 of >_> twenty. 
Those ^w^ that :3 wouwd :33 die >w< ow ^-^ ewe ^w^ wesist are x3 gwown 
^.^ The x3 mowtaw x3 bugs uWu o' >_> th' field. 
LORD. ^.^ This >_> was ^-^ stwange xDD chance: 
xDD A narrow >_> wanye, :3 an old ;;w;; man, ^-^ and x3 two :3 boys. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. Nay, do UwU nyot x3 wondew :3 at x3 it; :33 you are uWu made 
:3 Wathew uWu to x3 wondew :3 at >w< the things :33 you >_> heaw 
uWu Than uWu to >w< wowk any. Will :33 you rhyme UwU upon't, 
And vent it for a mock'ry? uWu Hewe is :33 onye: 
:33 'Two ÚwÚ boys, :3 an old man (twice a :33 boy), a >_> wanye, 
^.^ Pwesewv'd >w< the >_> Bwitons, >_> was >w< the x3 Womans' ^.^ banye.' 
LORD. Nay, >_< be UwU nyot ;;w;; angwy, ^-^ siw. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. 'Lack, uWu to what >w< end? 
>_< Who ^w^ dawes UwU nyot >_< stand ^.^ his OwO foe >_< I'ww >_< be ^.^ his ^-^ fwiend; 
:3 Fow >_> if he'll do ÚwÚ as UwU he is uWu made uWu to ÚwÚ do, 
^-^ I >_< knyow he'll quickly OwO fwy >_> my ^-^ fwiendship >_< too. 
You have put :33 me uWu into ^-^ whyme. 
LORD. Farewell; you're ^w^ angwy. x3 Exit 
OwO POSTHUMUS. UwU Stiww >w< going? ^.^ This is a lord! O ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ misewy, 
>_< To >_< be ^.^ i' >_> th' field ^-^ and ask :3 'What :3 nyews?' :3 of me! 
^.^ To-day how uWu many :3 wouwd have ÚwÚ given their UwU honyouws 
>_< To have :33 sav'd their carcasses! took heel uWu to >_> do't, 
And yet ;;w;; died too! ;;w;; I, ^-^ in mine ^-^ own xDD woe charm'd, 
x3 Couwd UwU nyot find ÚwÚ death >w< whewe ^-^ I >w< did >_> heaw xDD him groan, 
>_> Nyow feel xDD him >w< whewe UwU he struck. ÚwÚ Being :3 an ^.^ ugwy ^w^ monstew, 
'Tis ^-^ stwange UwU he hides xDD him ^-^ in >_> fwesh :33 cups, UwU soft beds, 
^-^ Sweet words; >w< ow hath moe ÚwÚ minyistews than ;;w;; we 
:33 That draw ^.^ his knives ^.^ i' >_> th' ^.^ waw. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww find xDD him; 
:3 Fow being now a :3 favouwew uWu to >w< the ^w^ Bwiton, 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe a ^w^ Bwiton, ^-^ I have ^w^ wesum'd ;;w;; again 
^.^ The ^.^ pawt ^-^ I came uWu in. Fight ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, 
xDD But yield :33 me uWu to >w< the ^.^ vewiest :33 hind ^w^ that >_< shaww 
;;w;; Once >_< touch >_> my >_< shouwdew. Great >w< the OwO swaughtew is 
uWu Hewe uWu made :3 by >_> th' >w< Woman; >_> gweat >w< the answer >_< be 
UwU Bwitons must >_> take. :3 Fow me, >_> my ÚwÚ wansom's >_> death; 
:3 On OwO eithew >w< side ^-^ I come uWu to ÚwÚ spend >_> my >w< bweath, 
Which ^w^ nyeithew ÚwÚ hewe >_< I'ww :3 keep >_< nyow ;;w;; beaw >w< again, 
xDD But UwU end it :3 by ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ means for Imogen. 

^-^ Entew x3 two BRITISH UwU CAPTAINS ^-^ and :33 sowdiews 

ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. Great ÚwÚ Jupitew >_< be prais'd! x3 Wucius is :33 taken. 
'Tis :3 thought >w< the old man ^-^ and ^.^ his sons were angels. 
SECOND ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. ;;w;; Thewe >_> was a fourth ;;w;; man, ^-^ in a >w< siwwy habit, 
:33 That ÚwÚ gave >_> th' ÚwÚ affwont xDD with uWu them. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. So ÚwÚ 'tis reported; 
xDD But none :3 of >w< 'em ^w^ can >_< be OwO found. :33 Stand! xDD who's ÚwÚ thewe? 
OwO POSTHUMUS. xDD A >_< Woman, 
>_< Who ^w^ had UwU nyot now OwO been ÚwÚ dwooping ÚwÚ hewe >_> if >_< seconds 
Had OwO answew'd ^-^ him. 
SECOND ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. :3 Way >w< hands on xDD him; a dog! 
xDD A xDD weg :3 of ^w^ Wome >_< shaww UwU nyot ^w^ wetuwn uWu to tell 
:3 What crows have ^-^ peck'd them uWu hewe. He ;;w;; bwags ^.^ his service, 
:33 As >_> if UwU he were :3 of >_< nyote. xDD Bwing xDD him uWu to >_> th' UwU King. 

^-^ Entew xDD CYMBEWINyE, :3 BEWAWIUS, GUIDERIUS, >w< AWVIWAGUS, PISANIO, ^-^ and UwU Woman 
uWu captives. ^.^ The UwU CAPTAINS present ^-^ POSTHUMUS uWu to xDD CYMBEWINyE, ;;w;; who delivers 
xDD him OwO ovew uWu to a ^-^ gaowew. Exeunt :3 omnyes 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
>w< Bwitain. xDD A prison 

^-^ Entew ^-^ POSTHUMUS ^-^ and x3 two UwU GAOWEWS 

ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ GAOWEW. You >_< shaww UwU nyot now >_< be ^-^ stow'n, :33 you have locks upon you; 
So :3 gwaze ÚwÚ as :33 you find ÚwÚ pastuwe. 
SECOND ^.^ GAOWEW. x3 Ay, >w< ow a x3 stomach. Exeunt UwU GAOWEWS 
OwO POSTHUMUS. uWu Most uWu wewcome, ^-^ bondage! for >w< thou UwU awt a OwO way, 
^-^ I think, uWu to ^-^ wibewty. ^w^ Yet am ^-^ I xDD bettew 
uWu Than >w< onye UwU that's ÚwÚ sick uWu o' >_> th' ;;w;; gout, >_> since UwU he ^w^ had :3 wathew 
:3 Gwoan ;;w;; so ^-^ in ^-^ pewpetuity than >_< be x3 cuw'd 
By >_> th' ^w^ suwe xDD physician >_< death, ;;w;; who is >w< the ;;w;; key 
>_> T' unbar uWu these locks. ^w^ My ;;w;; conscience, >w< thou UwU awt ;;w;; fettew'd 
x3 Mowe than >_> my xDD shanks ^-^ and wrists; :33 you ^w^ good gods, >w< give :33 me 
^.^ The >_> penyitent ^.^ instwument uWu to xDD pick ^w^ that ^-^ bowt, 
OwO Then, >w< fwee for OwO evew! Is't :33 enyough ^-^ I am sorry? 
So :3 chiwdwen temporal ^.^ fathews do appease; 
:33 Gods are :33 mowe full :3 of mercy. ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I :33 wepent, 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot do it xDD bettew than ^-^ in >w< gyves, 
^.^ Desiw'd :33 mowe than >_> constwain'd. >_< To OwO satisfy, 
UwU If :3 of >_> my ^w^ fweedom ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the main >_< pawt, ^w^ take 
:33 Nyo x3 stwictew x3 wendew :3 of :33 me than >_> my ÚwÚ aww. 
^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you are :33 mowe clement than :3 viwe men, 
>_< Who :3 of their x3 bwoken ^-^ debtows ^w^ take a >_< thiwd, 
xDD A UwU sixth, a tenth, OwO wetting them :3 thwive ;;w;; again 
:3 On their ^.^ abatement; UwU that's UwU nyot >_> my ;;w;; desiwe. 
:3 Fow ^w^ Imogen's dear OwO wife ^w^ take mine; ^-^ and though 
'Tis UwU nyot ;;w;; so x3 deaw, yet ÚwÚ 'tis a ^-^ wife; :33 you >_< coin'd uWu it. 
xDD 'Tween man ^-^ and man :33 they :33 weigh UwU nyot >_> evewy ^.^ stamp; 
OwO Though :3 wight, ^w^ take >_< pieces for >w< the >_> figuwe's sake; 
You :3 wathew uWu minye, being >w< youws. And ;;w;; so, >_> gweat ÚwÚ pow'ws, 
UwU If :33 you >w< wiww ^w^ take ^w^ this x3 audit, ^w^ take ^w^ this >_< wife, 
And xDD cancew uWu these >_< cowd bonds. O ^w^ Imogen! 
>_< I'ww UwU speak uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in ^-^ siwence. UwU [Sweeps] 

>w< Sowemn music. Enter, ÚwÚ as ^-^ in :3 an apparition, >_< SICIWIUS 
x3 WEONyATUS, father uWu to UwU POSTHUMUS, :3 an old man attired 
OwO wike a >_> wawwiow; leading ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU hand :3 an ancient 
matron, ^.^ his >w< WIFE, ^-^ and mother uWu to UwU POSTHUMUS, xDD with 
music :33 befowe uWu them. OwO Then, after x3 othew music, follows 
>w< the x3 two xDD young ^-^ WEONyATI, OwO bwothews uWu to UwU POSTHUMUS, 
xDD with ^w^ wounds, ÚwÚ as :33 they ;;w;; died ^-^ in >w< the xDD waws. 
xDD They x3 ciwcwe ^-^ POSTHUMUS :3 wound ÚwÚ as UwU he ^w^ wies sleeping 

;;w;; SICIWIUS. :33 Nyo ^-^ mowe, >w< thou ;;w;; thundew-mastew, ^w^ show 
>w< Thy :33 spite on x3 mowtaw flies. 
With Mars x3 faww x3 out, xDD with UwU Junyo ;;w;; chide, 
:33 That thy >w< aduwtewies 
>w< Wates ^-^ and revenges. 
uWu Hath >_> my x3 poow :33 boy ^w^ donye :3 aught but UwU weww, 
>_< Whose UwU face ^-^ I UwU nyevew ^w^ saw? 
^-^ I ;;w;; died whilst ^-^ in >w< the >_< womb UwU he stay'd 
xDD Attending >_< nyatuwe's law; 
>_< Whose father uWu then, ÚwÚ as ^-^ men >_< wepowt 
Thou ^.^ owphans' father >_< awt, 
Thou shouldst have x3 been, ^-^ and UwU shiewded xDD him 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ this ^-^ eawth-vexing ÚwÚ smawt. 

>_> MOTHEW. ^.^ Wucinya ^-^ went UwU nyot :33 me ;;w;; hew aid, 
xDD But took :33 me ^-^ in >_> my OwO thwoes, 
:33 That OwO fwom :33 me >_> was xDD Posthumus ripp'd, 
>_< Came OwO cwying >_> 'mongst ^.^ his ^w^ foes, 
xDD A >_> thing :3 of >_< pity. 

;;w;; SICIWIUS. Great Nature OwO wike ^.^ his :3 ancestwy 
Moulded >w< the stuff ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw 
:33 That UwU he OwO desewv'd >w< the praise uWu o' >_> th' UwU wowwd 
:33 As >_> gweat OwO Siciwius' OwO heiw. 

ÚwÚ FIWST BROTHER. When once UwU he >_> was mature for ;;w;; man, 
^.^ In UwU Bwitain >w< whewe >_> was UwU he 
:33 That ^-^ couwd >_< stand :3 up ^.^ his x3 pawawwew, 
>_> Ow :33 fwuitfuw ^.^ object >_< be 
^.^ In eye :3 of ÚwÚ Imogen, ^w^ that uWu best 
x3 Couwd OwO deem ^.^ his UwU dignyity? 

>_> MOTHEW. With ^-^ mawwiage wherefore >_> was UwU he UwU mock'd, 
>_< To >_< be ÚwÚ exiw'd ^-^ and thrown 
^w^ Fwom OwO Weonyati ^w^ seat ^-^ and ÚwÚ cast 
^w^ Fwom ;;w;; hew ^.^ his x3 deawest :3 onye, 
^-^ Sweet Imogen? 

;;w;; SICIWIUS. ^.^ Why >w< did :33 you :3 suffew :3 Iachimo, 
Slight >_> thing :3 of ^w^ Itawy, 
>_< To >_< taint ^.^ his ^-^ nyobwew :33 heawt ^-^ and ^.^ bwain 
With needless jealousy, 
And uWu to ^-^ become >w< the x3 geck ^-^ and OwO scown 
:33 O' >_> th' UwU othew's villainy? 

SECOND BROTHER. :3 Fow ^w^ this OwO fwom ÚwÚ stiwwew seats ;;w;; we >w< came, 
>_< Ouw parents ^-^ and uWu us twain, 
UwU That, striking ^-^ in x3 ouw ^-^ countwy's cause, 
>_> Feww ÚwÚ bwavewy ^-^ and were slain, 
>_< Ouw x3 feawty ^-^ and uWu Tenyantius' >w< wight 
With >w< honyouw uWu to ^w^ maintain. 

ÚwÚ FIWST BROTHER. >w< Wike uWu hawdiment xDD Posthumus hath 
>_< To uWu Cymbewinye perform'd. 
OwO Then, ^w^ Jupitew, >w< thou :33 king :3 of gods, 
^.^ Why UwU hast >w< thou UwU thus ;;w;; adjouwn'd 
^.^ The :3 gwaces for ^.^ his merits ÚwÚ due, 
ÚwÚ Being ;;w;; aww uWu to OwO dowouws ^-^ tuwn'd? 

;;w;; SICIWIUS. >w< Thy >_> cwystaw ÚwÚ window >_< ope; >w< wook :33 out; 
:33 Nyo >_> wongew OwO exewcise 
ÚwÚ Upon a ^.^ vawiant >w< wace thy ;;w;; hawsh 
And potent :33 injuwies. 

>_> MOTHEW. >_> Since, ^w^ Jupitew, x3 ouw ^-^ son is ^.^ good, 
Take off ^.^ his >_> misewies. 

;;w;; SICIWIUS. ÚwÚ Peep through thy marble mansion. >w< Hewp! 
>_> Ow ;;w;; we x3 poow OwO ghosts >w< wiww ^.^ cwy 
>_< To >_> th' xDD shinying synod :3 of >w< the :33 west 
Against thy >w< deity. 

OwO BWOTHEWS. x3 Hewp, :33 Jupitew! >w< ow ;;w;; we OwO appeaw, 
And OwO fwom thy ÚwÚ justice ^w^ fwy. 

x3 JUPITEW x3 descends-in ^.^ thundew ^-^ and x3 wightnying, xDD sitting 
upon :3 an eagle. He throws a thunderbolt. ^.^ The >w< GHOSTS 
x3 faww on their >_> knyees 

uWu JUPITEW. :33 Nyo ^-^ mowe, :33 you xDD petty >_> spiwits :3 of UwU wegion ^.^ wow, 
OwO Offend x3 ouw hearing; xDD hush! UwU How dare :33 you OwO ghosts 
OwO Accuse >w< the ÚwÚ Thundewew :3 whose ^-^ bowt, :33 you :33 knyow, 
Sky-planted, batters ;;w;; aww :33 webewwing >_> coasts? 
>_> Poow ;;w;; shadows :3 of :33 Ewysium, hence ^-^ and :33 west 
ÚwÚ Upon ^-^ youw uWu nyevew-withewing UwU banks :3 of >_> fwow'ws. 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot xDD with x3 mowtaw accidents opprest: 
:33 Nyo OwO cawe :3 of ;;w;; youws it is; :33 you >_< knyow ÚwÚ 'tis >_> ouws. 
^-^ Whom uWu best ^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ I OwO cwoss; uWu to uWu make >_> my ^.^ gift, 
^.^ The :33 mowe OwO deway'd, delighted. ;;w;; Be x3 content; 
;;w;; Youw low-laid ^-^ son x3 ouw ^-^ godhead >w< wiww uplift; 
:33 His comforts ÚwÚ thwive, ^.^ his ^-^ twiaws ^w^ weww are spent. 
>_< Ouw ^.^ Joviaw :3 staw reign'd :3 at ^.^ his ^-^ biwth, ^-^ and ^-^ in 
>_< Ouw >w< tempwe >_> was UwU he married. ^-^ Wise ^-^ and >w< fade! 
He >_< shaww >_< be lord :3 of :33 Wady ÚwÚ Imogen, 
And uWu happiew ÚwÚ much :3 by ^.^ his uWu affwiction ^w^ made. 
^.^ This ÚwÚ tabwet lay upon ^.^ his breast, :33 whewein 
>_< Ouw pleasure ^.^ his full xDD fowtunye x3 doth :33 confinye; 
And ;;w;; so, away; xDD nyo xDD fawthew xDD with ^-^ youw :33 din 
UwU Expwess impatience, >_> west :33 you >w< stiw :3 up >_< minye. 
uWu Mount, x3 eagwe, uWu to >_> my ^-^ pawace :3 cwystawwinye. :33 [Ascends] 
;;w;; SICIWIUS. He came ^-^ in xDD thundew; ^.^ his celestial >_< bweath 
uWu Was :3 suwphewous uWu to >_< smeww; >w< the UwU howy ;;w;; eagwe 
>w< Stoop'd ÚwÚ as uWu to ^.^ foot :33 us. :33 His ^w^ ascension is 
x3 Mowe sweet than x3 ouw blest ^-^ fiewds. :33 His ;;w;; woyaw ^.^ biwd 
;;w;; Pwunyes >w< the immortal ÚwÚ wing, ^-^ and :33 cwoys ^.^ his beak, 
:33 As uWu when ^.^ his x3 god is >_< pweas'd. 
OwO AWW. ^-^ Thanks, :33 Jupitew! 
;;w;; SICIWIUS. ^.^ The marble >_< pavement >_> cwoses, UwU he is xDD entew'd 
:33 His radiant roof. ;;w;; Away! UwU and, uWu to >_< be x3 bwest, 
Let uWu us xDD with OwO cawe :33 pewfowm ^.^ his >_> gweat :3 behest. ÚwÚ [GHOSTS vanish] 

OwO POSTHUMUS. ^w^ [Waking] xDD Sweep, >w< thou has OwO been a grandsire ^-^ and begot 
xDD A father uWu to x3 me; ^-^ and >w< thou UwU hast >w< cweated 
xDD A mother ^-^ and x3 two ^-^ bwothews. >w< But, O UwU scown, 
xDD Gonye! xDD They UwU went hence ;;w;; so UwU soon ÚwÚ as :33 they were ^w^ bown. 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ I am awake. >_> Poow >w< wwetches, ^w^ that OwO depend 
:3 On UwU gweatnyess' favour, dream ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have done; 
>_> Wake ^-^ and find >w< nyothing. >w< But, alas, ^-^ I UwU swewve; 
^w^ Many dream UwU nyot uWu to >w< find, ^w^ nyeithew ^-^ desewve, 
And yet are UwU steep'd ^-^ in favours; ;;w;; so am ;;w;; I, 
:33 That have ^w^ this xDD gowden UwU chance, ^-^ and >_< knyow UwU nyot >_< why. 
:3 What fairies haunt ^w^ this OwO gwound? xDD A :3 book? O ÚwÚ wawe ^-^ onye! 
;;w;; Be not, ÚwÚ as is x3 ouw ÚwÚ fangwed world, a >w< gawment 
Nobler than ^w^ that it ^w^ covews. Let thy ^-^ effects 
So x3 fowwow uWu to >_< be :3 most uWu unwike x3 ouw xDD couwtiews, 
:33 As ^w^ good ÚwÚ as >w< pwomise. 

>_< [Weads] >_> 'When ÚwÚ as a lion's ^-^ whewp UwU shaww, uWu to himself uWu unknyown, 
:33 without :3 seeking >w< find, ^-^ and >_< be embrac'd :3 by a piece :3 of tender air; 
^-^ and uWu when OwO fwom a >_< statewy uWu cedaw >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ wopp'd ^.^ bwanches which, 
being ^-^ dead uWu many OwO yeaws, >_< shaww after revive, >_< be jointed uWu to >w< the old 
OwO stock, ^-^ and UwU fweshwy UwU gwow; :33 then >_< shaww xDD Posthumus UwU end ^.^ his ^w^ misewies, 
UwU Bwitain >_< be fortunate ^-^ and ^.^ fwouwish ^-^ in peace ^-^ and ;;w;; pwenty.' 

'Tis OwO stiww a >_< dweam, >w< ow else >_< such stuff ÚwÚ as xDD madmen 
:33 Tongue, ^-^ and ^.^ bwain not; OwO eithew x3 both >w< ow ;;w;; nyothing, 
>_> Ow :33 sensewess xDD speaking, >w< ow a ^w^ speaking >_< such 
:33 As sense ;;w;; cannyot x3 untie. ;;w;; Be what it UwU is, 
^.^ The action :3 of >_> my OwO wife is OwO wike ^w^ it, xDD which 
>_< I'ww >w< keep, >_> if but for sympathy. 

^-^ We-entew ;;w;; GAOWEW 

^.^ GAOWEW. uWu Come, sir, are :33 you ready for death? 
OwO POSTHUMUS. >_< Ovew-woasted xDD wathew; ready long ^w^ ago. 
^.^ GAOWEW. OwO Hanging is >w< the word, sir; >_> if :33 you >_< be ready for that, :33 you are 
^w^ weww cook'd. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ;;w;; So, >_> if ^-^ I >_< pwove a ^w^ good :33 wepast uWu to >w< the spectators, >w< the OwO dish 
>w< pays >w< the shot. 
^.^ GAOWEW. xDD A >_< heavy >w< weckonying for ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. xDD But >w< the x3 comfowt UwU is, :33 you 
>_< shaww >_< be :3 cawwed uWu to xDD nyo :33 mowe payments, ^w^ feaw xDD nyo :33 mowe ^.^ tavewn >_> biwws, 
xDD which are x3 often >w< the ;;w;; sadnyess :3 of uWu pawting, ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ pwocuwing :3 of mirth. 
You come ^-^ in UwU faint for >_< want :3 of meat, ^.^ depawt UwU weewing xDD with x3 too ÚwÚ much 
drink; >w< sowwy ^w^ that :33 you have >_< paid x3 too much, ^-^ and >w< sowwy ^w^ that :33 you are 
>_< paid x3 too ;;w;; much; ^.^ puwse ^-^ and ^.^ bwain x3 both ÚwÚ empty; >w< the ^.^ bwain >w< the >_< heaview 
for being x3 too :3 wight, >w< the ^.^ puwse x3 too :3 wight, being ^.^ dwawn :3 of 
^-^ heavinyess. OwO O, :3 of ^w^ this >w< contwadiction :33 you >_< shaww now >_< be ÚwÚ quit. OwO O, >w< the 
charity :3 of a >w< penny ÚwÚ cowd! >_> It sums :3 up ^-^ thousands ^-^ in a x3 twice. You 
have xDD nyo OwO twue xDD debitow ^-^ and ÚwÚ cweditow but x3 it; :3 of what's >_> past, UwU is, ^-^ and 
uWu to come, >w< the x3 dischawge. ;;w;; Youw neck, sir, is :3 pen, ÚwÚ book, ^-^ and 
xDD countews; ;;w;; so >w< the x3 acquittance follows. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^-^ I am ^-^ mewwiew uWu to :33 die than >w< thou UwU awt uWu to xDD wive. 
^.^ GAOWEW. Indeed, sir, UwU he ^w^ that sleeps ^w^ feews UwU nyot >w< the x3 toothache. xDD But a 
man ^w^ that were uWu to OwO sweep ^-^ youw xDD sweep, ^-^ and a hangman uWu to :33 hewp xDD him uWu to 
UwU bed, ^-^ I xDD think UwU he :3 wouwd ^w^ change places xDD with ^.^ his officer; for >w< wook 
^.^ you, sir, :33 you >_< knyow UwU nyot xDD which x3 way :33 you >_< shaww ^w^ go. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. >_> Yes uWu indeed do ;;w;; I, fellow. 
^.^ GAOWEW. ;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ death has ^.^ eyes :33 in's head, >_> then; ^-^ I have UwU nyot seen xDD him ;;w;; so 
>w< pictuw'd. You must OwO eithew >_< be directed :3 by ÚwÚ some ^w^ that ^w^ take upon them 
uWu to :33 knyow, >w< ow uWu to ^w^ take upon :33 youwsewf ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe :33 you do UwU nyot 
:33 knyow, >w< ow uWu jump >w< the after-inquiry on ^-^ youw ^-^ own UwU pewiw. And how :33 you 
>_< shaww >_< speed ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ jouwnyey's ^w^ end, ^-^ I xDD think ^.^ you'ww UwU nyevew ^w^ wetuwn uWu to 
tell ^w^ onye. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^-^ I tell ^-^ thee, fellow, >w< thewe are none >_< want ^.^ eyes uWu to ;;w;; diwect 
them >w< the x3 way ^-^ I am >_< going, but >_< such ÚwÚ as uWu wink ^-^ and >w< wiww UwU nyot ÚwÚ use uWu them. 
^.^ GAOWEW. :3 What :3 an >w< infinyite ;;w;; mock is ^w^ this, ^w^ that a man OwO shouwd have >w< the 
uWu best ÚwÚ use :3 of ^.^ eyes uWu to see >w< the x3 way :3 of xDD bwindnyess! ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe OwO hanging's 
>w< the x3 way :3 of winking. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. ^.^ Knyock off ^.^ his ;;w;; manyacwes; >_< bwing ^-^ youw >_> pwisonyew uWu to >w< the UwU King. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. Thou :33 bwing'st ^w^ good ÚwÚ nyews: ^-^ I am call'd uWu to >_< be uWu made :3 fwee. 
^.^ GAOWEW. >_< I'ww >_< be ;;w;; hang'd ^w^ then. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. Thou xDD shawt >_< be :33 then :33 fweew than a ^w^ gaowew; xDD nyo bolts for >w< the 
xDD dead. Exeunt ^-^ POSTHUMUS ^-^ and MESSENGER 
^.^ GAOWEW. uWu Unwess a man :3 wouwd >w< mawwy a ^.^ gawwows ^-^ and :33 beget xDD young ;;w;; gibbets, 
^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw >w< onye ;;w;; so ^w^ pwonye. uWu Yet, on >_> my ;;w;; conscience, >w< thewe are verier 
xDD knyaves desire uWu to >_< wive, for ;;w;; aww UwU he >_< be a >w< Woman; ^-^ and >w< thewe >_< be ÚwÚ some 
:3 of them x3 too ^w^ that :33 die ÚwÚ against their wills; ;;w;; so OwO shouwd ;;w;; I, >_> if ^-^ I were 
^w^ onye. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ;;w;; we were ;;w;; aww :3 of >w< onye >w< mind, ^-^ and >w< onye ;;w;; mind :33 good. OwO O, >w< thewe 
were OwO desowation :3 of >_< gaowews ^-^ and >_< gawwowses! ^-^ I UwU speak ÚwÚ against >_> my 
present :33 pwofit, but >_> my :33 wish hath a ÚwÚ pwefewment ;;w;; in't. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
>w< Bwitain. CYMBELINE'S >w< tent 

^-^ Entew xDD CYMBEWINyE, :3 BEWAWIUS, GUIDERIUS, >w< AWVIWAGUS, PISANIO, >w< WOWDS, 
^w^ OFFICEWS, ^-^ and attendants 

CYMBELINE. :33 Stand :3 by >_> my x3 side, :33 you whom >w< the UwU gods have uWu made 
uWu Pwesewvews :3 of >_> my throne. ÚwÚ Woe is >_> my :33 heawt 
:33 That >w< the x3 poow >w< sowdiew ^w^ that ;;w;; so >_< wichwy ;;w;; fought, 
>_< Whose x3 wags OwO sham'd xDD giwded ^w^ awms, :3 whose naked :3 bweast 
UwU Stepp'd :33 befowe targes :3 of OwO pwoof, ;;w;; cannyot >_< be OwO found. 
He >_< shaww >_< be happy ^w^ that ^w^ can find :3 him, >_> if 
>_< Ouw ^.^ gwace ^w^ can uWu make xDD him >_< so. 
BELARIUS. ^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw 
>_> Such ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ fuwy ^-^ in ;;w;; so x3 poow a thing; 
>_> Such ;;w;; pwecious deeds ^-^ in >w< onye ^w^ that >_< pwomis'd :33 nyought 
xDD But UwU beggawy ^-^ and x3 poow looks. 
CYMBELINE. :33 Nyo >_< tidings :3 of him? 
^-^ PISANyIO. He hath OwO been :33 seawch'd xDD among >w< the ^-^ dead ^-^ and ^.^ wiving, 
xDD But xDD nyo uWu twace :3 of ^-^ him. 
CYMBELINE. >_< To >_> my xDD gwief, ^-^ I am 
^.^ The >_< heiw :3 of ^.^ his reward; ^w^ [To :3 BEWAWIUS, GUIDERIUS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS] 
xDD which ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< add 
>_< To ^.^ you, >w< the ^w^ wivew, heart, ^-^ and x3 bwain, :3 of :3 Bwitain, 
By whom ^-^ I ÚwÚ gwant she :3 wives. 'Tis now >w< the :3 time 
>_< To ask :3 of whence :33 you ÚwÚ awe. Report uWu it. 
BELARIUS. x3 Siw, 
^.^ In Cambria are ;;w;; we born, ^-^ and uWu gentwemen; 
>_> Fuwthew uWu to >_< boast were ^w^ nyeithew OwO twue >_< nyow >w< modest, 
uWu Unwess ^-^ I >w< add ;;w;; we are OwO honyest. 
CYMBELINE. Bow ^-^ youw ;;w;; knyees. 
^w^ Awise >_> my :3 knyights uWu o' >_> th' OwO battwe; ^-^ I OwO cweate :33 you 
Companions uWu to x3 ouw person, ^-^ and >w< wiww >w< fit :33 you 
With :3 dignyities x3 becoming ^-^ youw estates. 

^-^ Entew CORNELIUS ^-^ and :3 WADIES 

Thewe's business ^-^ in uWu these >w< faces. ^.^ Why ;;w;; so :33 sadwy 
^.^ Gweet :33 you x3 ouw :3 victowy? You >w< wook OwO wike >_> Womans, 
And UwU nyot uWu o' >_> th' >w< couwt :3 of >w< Bwitain. 
>_> COWNyEWIUS. UwU Haiw, >_> gweat King! 
>_< To :3 souw ^-^ youw happiness ^-^ I must >_< wepowt 
^.^ The Queen is xDD dead. 
CYMBELINE. >_< Who worse than a xDD physician 
>w< Wouwd ^w^ this >_< wepowt xDD become? xDD But ^-^ I uWu considew 
By med'cine'life ^w^ may >_< be ÚwÚ pwowong'd, yet ÚwÚ death 
Will seize >w< the >_> doctow >_< too. UwU How ÚwÚ ended she? 
>_> COWNyEWIUS. With ^-^ howwow, uWu madwy >w< dying, OwO wike ;;w;; hew ^-^ wife; 
Which, being OwO cwuew uWu to >w< the world, ^.^ concwuded 
uWu Most OwO cwuew uWu to >_> hewsewf. :3 What she ^.^ confess'd 
^-^ I >w< wiww :33 wepowt, ;;w;; so UwU pwease you; uWu these ;;w;; hew :33 women 
>_> Can trip :33 me >_> if ^-^ I uWu eww, ;;w;; who xDD with >_> wet >_> cheeks 
^.^ Wewe present uWu when she ^-^ finyish'd. 
CYMBELINE. ^-^ Pwithee ÚwÚ say. 
>_> COWNyEWIUS. ^-^ Fiwst, she ^.^ confess'd she UwU nyevew :3 wov'd you; :3 onwy 
ÚwÚ Affected :3 gweatnyess ^w^ got :3 by ^.^ you, UwU nyot you; 
>w< Mawwied ^-^ youw >_< woyawty, >_> was uWu wife uWu to ^-^ youw >_< pwace; 
:33 Abhoww'd ^-^ youw ^w^ pewson. 
CYMBELINE. ÚwÚ She OwO awonye ^-^ knyew this; 
And but she ^-^ spoke it >w< dying, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot 
;;w;; Bewieve ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ wips ^-^ in opening uWu it. ;;w;; Pwoceed. 
>_> COWNyEWIUS. ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; daughtew, whom she bore ^-^ in UwU hand uWu to :33 wove 
With >_< such UwU integwity, she >w< did x3 confess 
uWu Was ÚwÚ as a scorpion uWu to ;;w;; hew :3 sight; :3 whose >_< wife, 
xDD But ^w^ that ;;w;; hew flight ^-^ pwevented ^w^ it, she ^w^ had 
>w< Ta'en off :3 by poison. 
CYMBELINE. O :3 most delicate >_> fiend! 
>_< Who ^w^ is't ^w^ can UwU wead a ÚwÚ woman? Is >w< thewe >_< mowe? 
>_> COWNyEWIUS. >_< Mowe, sir, ^-^ and >_> wowse. ÚwÚ She >w< did x3 confess she ^w^ had 
:3 Fow :33 you a x3 mowtaw :3 minyewaw, which, being took, 
^.^ Shouwd :3 by >w< the ^-^ minyute ;;w;; feed on >_< wife, ^-^ and >w< wing'wing, 
By OwO inches waste ÚwÚ you. ^.^ In xDD which :3 time she purpos'd, 
By xDD watching, weeping, tendance, ^w^ kissing, uWu to 
>w< O'ewcome :33 you xDD with ;;w;; hew xDD show; ^-^ and ^-^ in time, 
When she ^w^ had ^.^ fitted :33 you xDD with ;;w;; hew >w< cwaft, uWu to >w< wowk 
ÚwÚ Hew ^-^ son uWu into >_> th' OwO adoption :3 of >w< the >_> cwown; 
xDD But ;;w;; faiwing :3 of ;;w;; hew UwU end :3 by ^.^ his ^-^ stwange absence, 
OwO Gwew >_< shamewess-despewate, open'd, ^-^ in :33 despite 
Of :3 heaven ^-^ and men, ;;w;; hew ^.^ puwposes, repented 
^.^ The evils she ^-^ hatch'd were UwU nyot OwO effected; ;;w;; so, 
OwO Despaiwing, died. 
CYMBELINE. :3 Heawd :33 you ;;w;; aww ^w^ this, ;;w;; hew x3 women? 
x3 WADY. OwO We did, ;;w;; so UwU pwease ^-^ youw uWu Highnyess. 
CYMBELINE. Mine ^.^ eyes 
^.^ Wewe UwU nyot ^-^ in :33 fauwt, for she >_> was beautiful; 
Mine >_> eaws, ^w^ that heard ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ fwattewy; >_< nyow >_> my :33 heawt 
:33 That :3 thought ;;w;; hew OwO wike ;;w;; hew UwU seeming. >_> It ^w^ had OwO been x3 vicious 
>_< To have >_> mistwusted :3 hew; yet, O >_> my daughter! 
:33 That it >_> was folly ^-^ in :33 me >w< thou ;;w;; mayst say, 
And >_< pwove it ^-^ in thy >w< feewing. >_> Heaven :33 mend >_> aww! 

^-^ Entew x3 WUCIUS, IACHIMO, >w< the SOOTHSAYER, ^-^ and x3 othew 
UwU Woman :33 pwisonyews, xDD guawded; ^-^ POSTHUMUS >_> behind, ^-^ and ^.^ IMOGEN 

Thou com'st not, ^w^ Caius, now for >_< twibute; ^w^ that 
^.^ The UwU Bwitons have :33 waz'd x3 out, though xDD with >w< the OwO woss 
Of uWu many a xDD bowd :3 onye, :3 whose uWu kinsmen have uWu made ^-^ suit 
:33 That their ^w^ good >_< souws ^w^ may >_< be appeas'd xDD with OwO swaughtew 
Of :33 you their ^-^ captives, xDD which ourself have :33 gwanted; 
So xDD think :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ estate. 
LUCIUS. >_> Considew, sir, >w< the >_> chance :3 of ^.^ waw. ^.^ The x3 day 
uWu Was ;;w;; youws :3 by accident; ^w^ had it ^w^ gonye xDD with us, 
OwO We OwO shouwd not, uWu when >w< the UwU bwood >_> was ^-^ coow, have x3 thweaten'd 
>_< Ouw :33 pwisonyews xDD with >w< the sword. xDD But >_> since >w< the UwU gods 
Will have it thus, ^w^ that OwO nyothing but x3 ouw xDD wives 
:3 May >_< be call'd ransom, let it ^-^ come. UwU Sufficeth 
xDD A UwU Woman xDD with a OwO Woman's :33 heawt ^w^ can :33 suffew. 
Augustus xDD wives uWu to xDD think x3 on't; ^-^ and ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
:3 Fow >_> my OwO pecuwiaw xDD cawe. ^.^ This >w< onye >_> thing :3 onwy 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ entweat: >_> my uWu boy, a uWu Bwiton born, 
Let xDD him >_< be ransom'd. ^.^ Nyevew ^w^ mastew ^w^ had 
xDD A ^.^ page ;;w;; so kind, ;;w;; so UwU duteous, diligent, 
So tender OwO ovew ^.^ his >w< occasions, ;;w;; twue, 
So OwO feat, ;;w;; so ^.^ nyuwse-wike; let ^.^ his virtue :33 join 
With >_> my :3 wequest, xDD which >_< I'ww uWu make xDD bowd ^-^ youw Highness 
^w^ Cannyot ^.^ deny; UwU he hath ^w^ donye xDD nyo uWu Bwiton ^-^ hawm 
OwO Though UwU he have ^w^ sewv'd a Roman. ^.^ Save :3 him, sir, 
And spare xDD nyo UwU bwood beside. 
CYMBELINE. ^-^ I have surely seen xDD him; 
:33 His :33 favouw is :3 famiwiaw uWu to >w< me. Boy, 
Thou UwU hast OwO wook'd thyself uWu into >_> my ;;w;; gwace, 
And UwU awt mine :3 own. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot OwO why, wherefore 
>_< To say ^-^ 'Wive, ^w^ boy.' >w< Nye'ew UwU thank thy ÚwÚ mastew. Live; 
And ask :3 of uWu Cymbewinye what x3 boon >w< thou xDD wiwt, 
OwO Fitting >_> my xDD bounty ^-^ and thy xDD state, >_< I'ww >w< give x3 it; 
x3 Yea, though >w< thou do demand a >w< pwisonyew, 
^.^ The noblest OwO ta'en. 
IMOGEN. ^-^ I x3 humbwy UwU thank ^-^ youw uWu Highnyess. 
LUCIUS. ^-^ I do UwU nyot :33 bid ÚwÚ thee >w< beg >_> my >_< wife, ^w^ good xDD wad, 
And yet ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< thou wilt. 
IMOGEN. x3 Nyo, x3 nyo! Alack, 
Thewe's x3 othew >w< wowk ^-^ in ;;w;; hand. ^-^ I see a >_> thing 
^.^ Bittew uWu to :33 me ÚwÚ as >_> death; ^-^ youw >_< wife, ^w^ good uWu mastew, 
ÚwÚ Must shuffle for ^-^ itsewf. 
LUCIUS. ^.^ The :33 boy >_> disdains me, 
He leaves me, ^-^ scowns >w< me. Briefly :33 die their x3 joys 
:33 That :3 pwace them on >w< the >_> twuth :3 of xDD giwws ^-^ and :3 boys. 
^.^ Why ^.^ stands UwU he ;;w;; so xDD pewpwex'd? 
CYMBELINE. :3 What wouldst UwU thou, ;;w;; boy? 
^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee :33 mowe ^-^ and >_< mowe; xDD think :33 mowe ^-^ and :33 mowe 
What's uWu best uWu to ^w^ ask. Know'st xDD him >w< thou look'st on? Speak, 
UwU Wiwt have xDD him ;;w;; wive? Is UwU he thy kin? thy ;;w;; fwiend? 
IMOGEN. He is a >_< Woman, xDD nyo :33 mowe >w< kin uWu to :33 me 
uWu Than ^-^ I uWu to ^-^ youw :33 Highnyess; :33 who, being >w< bown ^-^ youw xDD vassaw, 
ÚwÚ Am x3 something ^-^ nyeawew. 
CYMBELINE. ^.^ Whewefowe UwU ey'st xDD him so? 
IMOGEN. >_< I'ww tell ^.^ you, sir, ^-^ in private, >_> if :33 you UwU pwease 
>_< To >w< give :33 me hearing. 
CYMBELINE. x3 Ay, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my heart, 
And ^w^ wend >_> my uWu best attention. What's thy ;;w;; nyame? 
IMOGEN. Fidele, ^-^ siw. 
CYMBELINE. ^-^ Thou'wt >_> my ^w^ good uWu youth, >_> my page; 
>_< I'ww >_< be thy ÚwÚ mastew. Walk xDD with x3 me; UwU speak freely. 
UwU [CYMBEWINyE ^-^ and ^.^ IMOGEN ^.^ convewse :3 apawt] 
BELARIUS. Is UwU nyot ^w^ this :33 boy OwO weviv'd OwO fwom death? 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. uWu Onye sand uWu anyothew 
uWu Nyot :33 mowe uWu wesembwes- ^w^ that sweet uWu wosy :33 wad 
>_< Who ;;w;; died ^-^ and >_> was ÚwÚ Fidewe. :3 What xDD think :33 you? 
GUIDERIUS. ^.^ The ^-^ same ^-^ dead >_> thing >w< awive. 
BELARIUS. ^w^ Peace, x3 peace! see further. He ^.^ eyes uWu us not; >w< fowbeaw. 
Creatures ^w^ may >_< be ^w^ awike; :3 wewe't ÚwÚ he, ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe 
He :3 wouwd have ^-^ spoke uWu to :33 us. 
GUIDERIUS. xDD But ;;w;; we OwO saw xDD him xDD dead. 
BELARIUS. ;;w;; Be >w< siwent; let's see further. 
^-^ PISANyIO. [Aside] >_> It is >_> my mistress. 
;;w;; Since she is ^.^ wiving, let >w< the :3 time run on 
>_< To ^w^ good >w< ow x3 bad. UwU [CYMBEWINyE ^-^ and ^.^ IMOGEN OwO advance] 
CYMBELINE. uWu Come, >_< stand >w< thou :3 by x3 ouw UwU side; 
Make thy demand ^w^ awoud. ^w^ [To IACHIMO] x3 Siw, >_< step :33 you ^-^ fowth; 
^w^ Give answer uWu to ^w^ this uWu boy, ^-^ and do it freely, 
^w^ Ow, :3 by x3 ouw :3 gweatnyess ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ gwace :3 of ^w^ it, 
Which is x3 ouw ;;w;; honyouw, OwO bittew ;;w;; towtuwe >_< shaww 
:3 Winnyow >w< the >_> twuth OwO fwom :33 fawsehood. >w< On, UwU speak uWu to ^-^ him. 
IMOGEN. ^w^ My x3 boon is ^w^ that ^w^ this gentleman ^w^ may x3 wendew 
Of whom UwU he ^w^ had ^w^ this ring. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. [Aside] What's ^w^ that uWu to him? 
CYMBELINE. :33 That >w< diamond upon ^-^ youw ^-^ fingew, say 
UwU How came it ÚwÚ youws? 
^w^ IACHIMO. ;;w;; Thou'wt ;;w;; towtuwe :33 me uWu to uWu weave :33 unspoken ^w^ that 
Which uWu to >_< be ^-^ spoke :3 wouwd ;;w;; towtuwe ;;w;; thee. 
CYMBELINE. How? ÚwÚ me? 
^w^ IACHIMO. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad uWu to >_< be :33 constwain'd uWu to ;;w;; uttew ^w^ that 
Which ^w^ towments :33 me uWu to OwO conceaw. By ^-^ viwwainy 
^-^ I ^w^ got ^w^ this ;;w;; wing; x3 'twas :3 Weonyatus' >_> jewew, 
^-^ Whom >w< thou didst ^-^ banyish; uWu and- xDD which :33 mowe ^w^ may ^-^ gwieve ^-^ thee, 
:33 As it x3 doth >_> me- a ^-^ nyobwew >w< siw >w< nye'ew :3 wiv'd 
^.^ 'Twixt sky ^-^ and uWu gwound. UwU Wiwt >w< thou >_> heaw ^-^ mowe, >_> my >_> wowd? 
CYMBELINE. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ that belongs uWu to this. 
^w^ IACHIMO. :33 That xDD pawagon, thy ;;w;; daughtew, 
:3 Fow whom >_> my :33 heawt ^.^ dwops UwU bwood ^-^ and >_> my x3 fawse >_> spiwits 
:3 Quaiw uWu to >w< wemembew- ^w^ Give :33 me leave, ^-^ I OwO faint. 
CYMBELINE. ^w^ My ;;w;; daughtew? :3 What :3 of :33 hew? Renew thy >_> stwength; 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >w< thou shouldst >_< wive :33 whiwe ;;w;; nyatuwe >w< wiww 
uWu Than :33 die ^-^ ewe ^-^ I >_> heaw >w< mowe. ^-^ Stwive, ;;w;; man, ^-^ and ^w^ speak. 
^w^ IACHIMO. ÚwÚ Upon a time- ÚwÚ unhappy >_> was >w< the ;;w;; cwock 
:33 That ^w^ stwuck >w< the >w< houw!- >_> was ^-^ in ^-^ Wome- accurs'd 
^.^ The >w< mansion where!- x3 'twas :3 at a feast- OwO O, :3 wouwd 
>_< Ouw viands ^w^ had OwO been UwU poison'd, >w< ow :3 at least 
Those xDD which ^-^ I :33 heav'd uWu to head!- >w< the ^w^ good ^w^ Posthumus- 
:3 What OwO shouwd ^-^ I OwO say? UwU he >_> was x3 too ^w^ good uWu to >_< be 
;;w;; Whewe ^w^ iww ^-^ men UwU wewe, ^-^ and >_> was >w< the uWu best :3 of ;;w;; aww 
>w< Amongst >w< the rar'st :3 of ^w^ good :3 onyes- xDD sitting :33 sadwy 
^.^ Heawing uWu us praise x3 ouw >_< woves :3 of Italy 
:3 Fow beauty ^w^ that uWu made x3 bawwen >w< the >_> sweww'd >_< boast 
Of xDD him ^w^ that uWu best ^-^ couwd uWu speak; for >_> featuwe, ;;w;; waming 
^.^ The shrine :3 of x3 Venyus >w< ow ÚwÚ stwaight-pight Minerva, 
>_> Postuwes >_> beyond ^w^ bwief nature; for ^.^ condition, 
xDD A shop :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ quawities ^w^ that man 
Loves woman ÚwÚ fow; ^-^ besides ^w^ that hook :3 of >_> wiving, 
Fairness xDD which strikes >w< the OwO eye- 
CYMBELINE. ^-^ I >_< stand on >w< fiwe. 
^w^ Come uWu to >w< the >w< mattew. 
^w^ IACHIMO. ;;w;; Aww x3 too UwU soon ^-^ I UwU shaww, 
uWu Unwess >w< thou wouldst ^-^ gwieve xDD quickwy. ^.^ This uWu Posthumus, 
uWu Most OwO wike a ^-^ nyobwe lord ^-^ in :33 wove ^-^ and >w< onye 
:33 That ^w^ had a ;;w;; woyaw :33 wovew, took ^.^ his ÚwÚ hint; 
And UwU nyot uWu dispwaising whom ;;w;; we :3 pwais'd- ÚwÚ thewein 
He >_> was ÚwÚ as OwO cawm ÚwÚ as xDD viwtue- UwU he began 
:33 His uWu mistwess' >_< pictuwe; xDD which :3 by ^.^ his tongue being x3 made, 
And :33 then a ;;w;; mind put ^w^ in't, OwO eithew x3 ouw ;;w;; bwags 
^.^ Wewe crack'd :3 of >_> kitchen trulls, >w< ow ^.^ his :3 descwiption 
xDD Pwov'd uWu us xDD unspeaking uWu sots. 
CYMBELINE. Nay, :33 nyay, uWu to >_> th' ÚwÚ puwpose. 
^w^ IACHIMO. ;;w;; Youw UwU daughtew's ^.^ chastity- >w< thewe it begins. 
He spake :3 of ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ as >w< Dian ^w^ had hot ^.^ dweams 
And she OwO awonye were cold; x3 wheweat ;;w;; I, ÚwÚ wwetch, 
^-^ Made scruple :3 of ^.^ his UwU pwaise, ^-^ and xDD wagew'd xDD with xDD him 
Pieces :3 of >_< gowd uWu 'gainst ^w^ this xDD which :33 then UwU he ^.^ wowe 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his ÚwÚ honyouw'd ^-^ fingew, uWu to attain 
^.^ In ^-^ suit >w< the :3 pwace of's UwU bed, ^-^ and >w< win ^w^ this ring 
By :33 hews ^-^ and mine adultery. x3 He, OwO twue ÚwÚ knyight, 
:33 Nyo UwU wessew :3 of ;;w;; hew >w< honyouw ^-^ confident 
uWu Than ^-^ I >w< did >_< twuwy find >w< hew, ^-^ stakes ^w^ this ;;w;; wing; 
And :3 wouwd ;;w;; so, ^w^ had it OwO been a carbuncle 
Of OwO Phoebus' :33 wheew; ^-^ and :33 might ;;w;; so >_> safewy, ^w^ had it 
;;w;; Been ;;w;; aww >w< the worth of's >_< caw. >_> Away uWu to UwU Bwitain 
uWu Post ^-^ I ^-^ in ^w^ this ;;w;; design. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ may ^.^ you, sir, 
:3 Wemembew :33 me :3 at uWu couwt, >w< whewe ^-^ I >_> was ^-^ taught 
Of ^-^ youw >_> chaste uWu daughtew >w< the uWu wide >_> diffewence 
^.^ 'Twixt amorous ^-^ and villainous. ÚwÚ Being UwU thus :33 quench'd 
Of x3 hope, UwU nyot longing, mine ^-^ Itawian ^.^ bwain 
Gan ^-^ in ^-^ youw ÚwÚ duwwew UwU Bwitain :33 opewate 
uWu Most ^-^ viwewy; for >_> my vantage, OwO excewwent; 
And, uWu to >_< be ^.^ bwief, >_> my UwU pwactice ;;w;; so uWu pwevaiw'd 
:33 That ^-^ I xDD wetuwn'd xDD with ^-^ simuwaw >_< pwoof :33 enyough 
>_< To uWu make >w< the ^-^ nyobwe :33 Weonyatus >_> mad, 
By wounding ^.^ his >w< bewief ^-^ in ;;w;; hew uWu wenyown 
With ÚwÚ tokens UwU thus ^-^ and thus; xDD avewwing ÚwÚ nyotes 
Of ^w^ chambew-hanging, UwU pictuwes, ^w^ this ;;w;; hew :33 bwacewet- 
O ^.^ cunnying, how ^-^ I ^w^ got it!- :33 nyay, ÚwÚ some ^-^ mawks 
Of ;;w;; secwet on ;;w;; hew person, ^w^ that UwU he ^-^ couwd UwU nyot 
xDD But xDD think ;;w;; hew >_< bond :3 of >_< chastity :3 quite >_> cwack'd, 
^-^ I having xDD ta'en >w< the ;;w;; fowfeit. Whereupon- 
xDD Methinks ^-^ I see xDD him x3 nyow- 
OwO POSTHUMUS. [Coming >_> fowwawd] x3 Ay, ;;w;; so >w< thou >_> dost, 
^-^ Itawian >_> fiend! OwO Ay me, :3 most :33 cweduwous >w< foow, 
OwO Egwegious xDD muwdewew, >_< thief, anything 
xDD That's UwU due uWu to ;;w;; aww >w< the ;;w;; viwwains >_> past, ^-^ in ÚwÚ being, 
>_< To come! OwO O, >w< give :33 me cord, >w< ow uWu knyife, >w< ow ^.^ poison, 
^.^ Some x3 upwight OwO justicew! ^w^ Thou, :3 King, ^.^ send :33 out 
:3 Fow x3 towtuwews xDD ingenyious. >_> It is ^-^ I 
:33 That ;;w;; aww >_> th' ;;w;; abhowwed things uWu o' >_> th' earth >_< amend 
By being worse than >w< they. ^-^ I am uWu Posthumus, 
:33 That kill'd thy UwU daughtew; ÚwÚ viwwain-wike, ^-^ I >_> wie- 
:33 That caus'd a UwU wessew ^w^ viwwain than x3 mysewf, 
xDD A >_< sacwiwegious >_< thief, uWu to ^-^ do't. ^.^ The >w< tempwe 
Of virtue >_> was :3 she; >w< yea, ^-^ and she >_> hewsewf. 
xDD Spit, ^-^ and OwO thwow :3 stonyes, ÚwÚ cast mire upon me, ^w^ set 
^.^ The ^w^ dogs uWu o' >_> th' :33 stweet uWu to ÚwÚ bay >w< me. Every ^w^ viwwain 
;;w;; Be call'd xDD Posthumus ^w^ Weonyatus, ^-^ and 
;;w;; Be ^-^ viwwainy less than ÚwÚ 'twas! O ^w^ Imogen! 
^w^ My ^-^ queen, >_> my >_< wife, >_> my xDD wife! O ÚwÚ Imogen, 
ÚwÚ Imogen, ^w^ Imogen! 
IMOGEN. ^w^ Peace, >_> my ^-^ wowd. ^-^ Heaw, >w< heaw! 
OwO POSTHUMUS. Shall's have a uWu pway :3 of xDD this? Thou xDD scownfuw page, 
;;w;; Thewe ^w^ wies thy x3 pawt. [Strikes x3 hew. ÚwÚ She falls] 
^-^ PISANyIO. O gentlemen, xDD hewp! 
Mine ^-^ and ^-^ youw x3 mistwess! OwO O, >_> my lord UwU Posthumus! 
You >w< nye'ew kill'd ^-^ Imogen :3 tiww UwU nyow. x3 Hewp, xDD hewp! 
Mine ÚwÚ honyouw'd :33 wady! 
CYMBELINE. ^w^ Does >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ go :3 wound? 
OwO POSTHUMUS. UwU How ÚwÚ comes uWu these staggers on ÚwÚ me? 
^-^ PISANyIO. OwO Wake, >_> my x3 mistwess! 
CYMBELINE. UwU If ^w^ this >_< be ;;w;; so, >w< the UwU gods do UwU mean uWu to ;;w;; stwike :33 me 
>_< To ÚwÚ death xDD with x3 mowtaw joy. 
^-^ PISANyIO. UwU How :33 fawes >_> my mistress? 
IMOGEN. OwO O, x3 get ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom >_> my :3 sight; 
Thou :3 gav'st :33 me poison. Dangerous fellow, hence! 
uWu Bweathe UwU nyot >w< whewe ^.^ pwinces ÚwÚ awe. 
CYMBELINE. ^.^ The ^.^ tunye :3 of ^w^ Imogen! 
^-^ PISANyIO. Lady, 
^.^ The UwU gods OwO thwow ^.^ stonyes :3 of ÚwÚ suwphuw on me, >_> if 
:33 That ;;w;; box ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave :33 you >_> was UwU nyot :3 thought :3 by :33 me 
xDD A ;;w;; pwecious thing! ^-^ I ^w^ had it OwO fwom >w< the xDD Queen. 
CYMBELINE. :33 Nyew :3 mattew still? 
IMOGEN. >_> It :3 poison'd >w< me. 
>_> COWNyEWIUS. O UwU gods! 
^-^ I UwU weft :33 out >w< onye >_> thing xDD which >w< the Queen ÚwÚ confess'd, 
Which must ÚwÚ appwove ÚwÚ thee OwO honyest. OwO 'If x3 Pisanyio 
Have' ^-^ said she xDD 'given ^.^ his ÚwÚ mistwess ^w^ that confection 
Which ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave xDD him for ;;w;; cowdiaw, she is ^w^ sewv'd 
:33 As ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> sewve a uWu wat.' 
CYMBELINE. What's ^w^ this, ^.^ Cownyewius? 
>_> COWNyEWIUS. ^.^ The OwO Queen, sir, :3 vewy oft importun'd :33 me 
>_< To ^.^ tempew ^-^ poisons for :3 hew; OwO stiww ÚwÚ pwetending 
^.^ The >w< satisfaction :3 of ;;w;; hew >w< knyowwedge :3 onwy 
^.^ In ÚwÚ kiwwing >_< cweatuwes UwU viwe, ÚwÚ as cats ^-^ and uWu dogs, 
Of xDD nyo uWu esteem. ;;w;; I, dreading ^w^ that ;;w;; hew OwO puwpose 
uWu Was :3 of :33 mowe ^.^ dangew, >w< did ÚwÚ compound for ;;w;; hew 
xDD A x3 cewtain >_< stuff, which, being xDD ta'en :3 wouwd cease 
^.^ The present x3 pow'w :3 of >_< wife, but ^-^ in x3 showt :3 time 
;;w;; Aww UwU offices :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe OwO shouwd ;;w;; again 
:3 Do their UwU due functions. >_< Have :33 you xDD ta'en :3 of it? 
IMOGEN. uWu Most OwO wike ^-^ I did, for ^-^ I >_> was xDD dead. 
BELARIUS. ^w^ My ÚwÚ boys, 
;;w;; Thewe >_> was x3 ouw error. 
GUIDERIUS. ^.^ This is ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ Fidewe. 
IMOGEN. ^.^ Why >w< did :33 you OwO thwow ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wedded lady OwO fwom :33 you? 
>w< Think ^w^ that :33 you are upon a UwU wock, ^-^ and now 
x3 Thwow :33 me again. [Embracing :33 him] 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^.^ Hang >w< thewe OwO wike xDD fwuit, >_> my ^w^ souw, 
xDD Tiww >w< the UwU twee die! 
CYMBELINE. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my ;;w;; fwesh? >_> my ;;w;; chiwd? 
^w^ What, ^.^ mak'st >w< thou :33 me a UwU duwwawd ^-^ in ^w^ this xDD act? 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou UwU nyot UwU speak uWu to ÚwÚ me? 
IMOGEN. [Kneeling] ;;w;; Youw ^w^ bwessing, ^-^ siw. 
BELARIUS. ^w^ [To ÚwÚ GUIDEWIUS ^-^ and ÚwÚ AWVIWAGUS] OwO Though :33 you >w< did :33 wove ^w^ this 
uWu youth, ^-^ I ^w^ bwame xDD ye not; 
You ^w^ had a ^w^ motive ;;w;; fow't. 
CYMBELINE. ^w^ My tears ^w^ that x3 faww 
uWu Pwove UwU howy water on ^-^ thee! ÚwÚ Imogen, 
>w< Thy xDD mothew's xDD dead. 
IMOGEN. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy ^.^ fow't, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
CYMBELINE. OwO O, she >_> was OwO nyaught, ^-^ and long :3 of ;;w;; hew it >_> was 
:33 That ;;w;; we meet ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; so >_< stwangewy; but ;;w;; hew ^-^ son 
Is gone, ;;w;; we >_< knyow UwU nyot how >_< nyow UwU whewe. 
^-^ PISANyIO. ^w^ My lord, 
:3 Nyow ^w^ feaw is OwO fwom me, >_< I'ww UwU speak ^w^ twoth. xDD Wowd OwO Cwoten, 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my ^w^ wady's ÚwÚ missing, came uWu to :33 me 
With ^.^ his >_< swowd drawn, foam'd :3 at >w< the >_< mouth, ^-^ and swore, 
UwU If ^-^ I ÚwÚ discovew'd UwU nyot xDD which x3 way she >_> was gone, 
>_> It >_> was >_> my >w< instant ^-^ death. By >_< accident 
^-^ I ^w^ had a ÚwÚ feignyed letter :3 of >_> my uWu mastew's 
UwU Then ^-^ in >_> my pocket, xDD which directed xDD him 
>_< To >w< seek ;;w;; hew on >w< the mountains uWu nyeaw uWu to :33 Miwfowd; 
Where, ^-^ in a frenzy, ^-^ in >_> my uWu mastew's garments, 
Which UwU he x3 enfowc'd OwO fwom me, xDD away UwU he posts 
With >w< unchaste UwU puwpose, ^-^ and xDD with oath uWu to ^-^ viowate 
^w^ My ^w^ wady's honour. :3 What x3 became :3 of xDD him 
^-^ I further >_< knyow uWu nyot. 
GUIDERIUS. Let :33 me UwU end >w< the story: 
^-^ I slew xDD him >w< thewe. 
CYMBELINE. x3 Mawwy, >w< the UwU gods ^-^ fowfend! 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot thy ^w^ good deeds OwO shouwd OwO fwom >_> my ÚwÚ wips 
;;w;; Pwuck a :33 hawd UwU sentence. xDD Pwithee, ^.^ vawiant uWu youth, 
:33 Deny't again. 
GUIDERIUS. ^-^ I have ^-^ spoke ^w^ it, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< did uWu it. 
CYMBELINE. He >_> was a uWu pwince. 
GUIDERIUS. xDD A :3 most incivil ^w^ onye. ^.^ The ^.^ wwongs UwU he >w< did :33 me 
^.^ Wewe OwO nyothing >w< pwince-wike; for UwU he >w< did ÚwÚ pwovoke :33 me 
With >_< wanguage ^w^ that :3 wouwd uWu make :33 me :3 spuwn >w< the sea, 
UwU If it ^-^ couwd ;;w;; so >w< woaw uWu to >w< me. ^-^ I cut uWu off's head, 
And am >w< wight ^.^ gwad UwU he is UwU nyot x3 standing ÚwÚ hewe 
>_< To tell ^w^ this x3 tawe :3 of >_< minye. 
CYMBELINE. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy for ;;w;; thee. 
By ^w^ thinye ^-^ own tongue >w< thou UwU awt x3 condemn'd, ^-^ and must 
:3 Enduwe x3 ouw >_> waw. ^-^ Thou'wt xDD dead. 
IMOGEN. :33 That >_< headwess man 
^-^ I :3 thought ^w^ had OwO been >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
CYMBELINE. uWu Bind >w< the offender, 
And ^w^ take xDD him OwO fwom x3 ouw :3 pwesence. 
BELARIUS. Stay, >w< siw UwU King. 
^.^ This man is xDD bettew than >w< the man UwU he ÚwÚ swew, 
:33 As ^w^ weww descended ÚwÚ as thyself, ^-^ and hath 
x3 Mowe :3 of ÚwÚ thee merited than a band :3 of Clotens 
Had ^-^ evew scar >_< fow. ^w^ [To >w< the ÚwÚ guawd] Let ^.^ his xDD awms ^.^ awonye; 
xDD They were UwU nyot >w< bown for OwO bondage. 
CYMBELINE. :3 Why, old ^.^ sowdiew, 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou undo >w< the worth >w< thou UwU awt ÚwÚ unpaid for 
By tasting :3 of x3 ouw ;;w;; wwath? UwU How :3 of descent 
:33 As ^w^ good ÚwÚ as we? 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. ^.^ In ^w^ that UwU he spake x3 too ^.^ faw. 
CYMBELINE. And >w< thou xDD shawt :33 die ;;w;; fow't. 
BELARIUS. OwO We >w< wiww :33 die ;;w;; aww :33 thwee; 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< pwove ^w^ that x3 two ;;w;; on's are ÚwÚ as ^w^ good 
:33 As ^-^ I have ÚwÚ given :33 out ^-^ him. ^w^ My :3 sons, ^-^ I must 
:3 Fow mine ^-^ own ^.^ pawt :3 unfowd a ^w^ dangewous :3 speech, 
OwO Though ÚwÚ hapwy ^w^ weww for ÚwÚ you. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. ;;w;; Youw uWu dangew's >_> ouws. 
GUIDERIUS. And x3 ouw ^w^ good >w< his. 
BELARIUS. >_< Have :3 at it :33 then :3 by x3 weave! 
Thou xDD hadst, >_> gweat :3 King, a xDD subject ;;w;; who 
uWu Was call'd xDD Bewawius. 
CYMBELINE. :3 What :3 of him? He is 
xDD A ÚwÚ banyish'd >w< twaitow. 
BELARIUS. He it is ^w^ that hath 
:33 Assum'd ^w^ this >_> age; uWu indeed a ÚwÚ banyish'd >_< man; 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot how a >w< twaitow. 
CYMBELINE. Take xDD him OwO hence, 
^.^ The uWu whowe UwU wowwd >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< save ^-^ him. 
BELARIUS. uWu Nyot x3 too ÚwÚ hot. 
>_< Fiwst ^-^ pay :33 me for >w< the x3 nyuwsing :3 of thy :3 sons, 
And let it >_< be confiscate >w< aww, ;;w;; so UwU soon 
:33 As ^-^ I have >_> weceiv'd uWu it. 
CYMBELINE. xDD Nyuwsing :3 of >_> my OwO sons? 
BELARIUS. ^-^ I am x3 too UwU bwunt ^-^ and >w< saucy: >_> hewe's >_> my ;;w;; knyee. 
Ere ^-^ I arise ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; pwefew >_> my sons; 
UwU Then spare UwU nyot >w< the old :33 fathew. Mighty sir, 
These x3 two xDD young OwO gentwemen ^w^ that UwU caww :33 me ^-^ fathew, 
And xDD think :33 they are >_> my :3 sons, are none :3 of mine; 
xDD They are >w< the ^.^ issue :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ woins, >_> my liege, 
And UwU bwood :3 of ^-^ youw ^w^ begetting. 
CYMBELINE. How? >_> my issue? 
BELARIUS. So ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ as :33 you ^-^ youw ^.^ fathew's. ;;w;; I, old :3 Mowgan, 
ÚwÚ Am ^w^ that Belarius whom :33 you x3 sometime >_< banyish'd. 
;;w;; Youw pleasure >_> was >_> my mere offence, >_> my :33 punyishment 
Itself, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >_> my :33 tweason; ^w^ that ^-^ I ;;w;; suffew'd 
uWu Was ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ hawm ^-^ I did. These ÚwÚ gentwe :3 pwinces- 
:3 Fow >_< such ^-^ and ;;w;; so :33 they >w< awe- uWu these twenty xDD yeaws 
>_< Have ^-^ I train'd up; those uWu awts :33 they have ÚwÚ as 
x3 Couwd put uWu into uWu them. ^w^ My ^w^ bweeding ^w^ was, sir, ÚwÚ as 
;;w;; Youw Highness knows. uWu Theiw :3 nyuwse, x3 Euwiphiwe, 
^-^ Whom for >w< the >w< theft ^-^ I ^w^ wedded, stole uWu these :3 chiwdwen 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my >_< banyishment; ^-^ I xDD mov'd ;;w;; hew to't, 
^.^ Having >_> weceiv'd >w< the :33 punyishment :33 befowe 
:3 Fow ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ I >w< did ^w^ then. Beaten for x3 woyawty 
>w< Excited :33 me uWu to x3 tweason. uWu Theiw dear :3 woss, 
^.^ The :33 mowe :3 of :33 you x3 'twas ^w^ fewt, >w< the :33 mowe it ^-^ shap'd 
uWu Unto >_> my UwU end :3 of ^.^ steawing uWu them. >w< But, OwO gwacious sir, 
uWu Hewe are ^-^ youw sons >w< again, ^-^ and ^-^ I must ;;w;; wose 
>_< Two :3 of >w< the OwO sweet'st ^-^ companyions ^-^ in >w< the world. 
^.^ The >_< benyediction :3 of uWu these x3 covewing heavens 
:33 Faww on their UwU heads OwO wike ÚwÚ dew! for :33 they are ^-^ wowthy 
>_< To x3 inway :3 heaven xDD with stars. 
CYMBELINE. Thou weep'st ^-^ and ^.^ speak'st. 
^.^ The UwU sewvice ^w^ that :33 you xDD thwee have ^w^ donye is :33 mowe 
>_< Unwike than ^w^ this >w< thou tell'st. ^-^ I :33 wost >_> my children. 
UwU If uWu these >_< be ^.^ they, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot how uWu to :33 wish 
xDD A >_< paiw :3 of :33 wowthiew :3 sons. 
BELARIUS. ;;w;; Be pleas'd ^w^ awhiwe. 
^.^ This ^w^ gentweman, whom ^-^ I UwU caww ^w^ Powydowe, 
uWu Most ^-^ wowthy :33 pwince, ÚwÚ as ^-^ youws, is OwO twue uWu Guidewius; 
^.^ This ^w^ gentweman, >_> my :3 Cadwaw, x3 Awviwagus, 
;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ youngew ÚwÚ pwincewy x3 son; ÚwÚ he, sir, >_> was ;;w;; wapp'd 
^.^ In a :3 most ^.^ cuwious ^-^ mantwe, :33 wwought :3 by >_> th' UwU hand 
Of ^.^ his :3 queen mother, xDD which for :33 mowe >w< pwobation 
^-^ I ^w^ can xDD with ^-^ ease uWu pwoduce. 
CYMBELINE. xDD Guidewius ^w^ had 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his neck a x3 mowe, a sanguine UwU staw; 
>_> It >_> was a >_< mawk :3 of UwU wondew. 
BELARIUS. ^.^ This is ÚwÚ he, 
>_< Who hath upon xDD him OwO stiww ^w^ that ^-^ nyatuwaw :3 stamp. 
>_> It >_> was uWu wise >_< nyatuwe's UwU end ^-^ in >w< the UwU donyation, 
>_< To >_< be ^.^ his ^-^ evidence UwU nyow. 
CYMBELINE. OwO O, what am >_> I? 
xDD A mother uWu to >w< the >_< biwth :3 of x3 thwee? >w< Nye'ew mother 
Rejoic'd xDD dewivewance >w< mowe. x3 Bwest pray :33 you be, 
UwU That, after ^w^ this ^-^ stwange ÚwÚ stawting OwO fwom ^-^ youw x3 owbs, 
You ^w^ may reign ^-^ in them OwO nyow! O ÚwÚ Imogen, 
Thou UwU hast :33 wost :3 by ^w^ this a kingdom. 
IMOGEN. x3 Nyo, >_> my OwO wowd; 
^-^ I have ^w^ got x3 two OwO wowwds by't. O >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe >_< bwothews, 
>_< Have ;;w;; we UwU thus UwU met? OwO O, UwU nyevew say hereafter 
xDD But ^-^ I am :3 twuest x3 speakew! You call'd :33 me ^-^ bwothew, 
When ^-^ I >_> was but ^-^ youw x3 sistew: ^-^ I :33 you >_< bwothews, 
When ;;w;; we were ;;w;; so indeed. 
CYMBELINE. ÚwÚ Did :33 you e'er ^.^ meet? 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
GUIDERIUS. And :3 at >_> fiwst OwO meeting lov'd, 
^w^ Continyu'd ;;w;; so x3 untiw ;;w;; we :3 thought UwU he died. 
>_> COWNyEWIUS. By >w< the >_> Queen's uWu dwam she swallow'd. 
CYMBELINE. O ÚwÚ wawe >_> instinct! 
When >_< shaww ^-^ I >_> heaw ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ thwough? ^.^ This :3 fiewce ÚwÚ abwidgment 
uWu Hath uWu to it circumstantial OwO bwanches, xDD which 
Distinction OwO shouwd >_< be rich uWu in. Where? how :3 wiv'd :33 you? 
And uWu when came :33 you uWu to >_> sewve x3 ouw UwU Woman ÚwÚ captive? 
UwU How :33 pawted xDD with ^-^ youw uWu bwothews? how >_> fiwst >_< met them? 
^.^ Why fled :33 you OwO fwom >w< the court? ^-^ and uWu whithew? ^w^ These, 
And ^-^ youw xDD thwee UwU motives uWu to >w< the :3 battwe, xDD with 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot how ÚwÚ much ^-^ mowe, OwO shouwd >_< be demanded, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 othew ^.^ by-dependences, 
^w^ Fwom >_> chance uWu to >_> chance; but >_< nyow >w< the :3 time >_< nyow :3 pwace 
Will >_> sewve x3 ouw long ^.^ intewwogatowies. See, 
xDD Posthumus :3 anchows upon Imogen; 
And ^.^ she, OwO wike >w< hawmwess x3 wightnying, throws ;;w;; hew eye 
:3 On :3 him, ;;w;; hew >_< bwothews, me, ;;w;; hew uWu mastew, :33 hitting 
>_> Each ^.^ object xDD with a ^w^ joy; >w< the :33 countewchange 
Is ^.^ sevewawwy ^-^ in ÚwÚ aww. xDD Wet's uWu quit ^w^ this OwO gwound, 
And smoke >w< the >w< tempwe xDD with x3 ouw >w< sacwifices. 
^w^ [To >_< BEWAWIUS] Thou UwU awt >_> my uWu bwothew; ;;w;; so x3 we'ww hold ÚwÚ thee >w< evew. 
IMOGEN. You are >_> my father OwO too, ^-^ and >w< did >w< wewieve :33 me 
>_< To see ^w^ this OwO gwacious season. 
CYMBELINE. ;;w;; Aww xDD o'ewjoy'd 
^.^ Save uWu these ^-^ in bonds. Let them >_< be joyful OwO too, 
:3 Fow :33 they >_< shaww >_< taste x3 ouw uWu comfowt. 
IMOGEN. ^w^ My ^w^ good uWu mastew, 
^-^ I >w< wiww yet do :33 you ^.^ sewvice. 
LUCIUS. x3 Happy >_< be >_> you! 
CYMBELINE. ^.^ The :3 fowwown ^.^ sowdiew, ^w^ that ;;w;; so ^w^ nyobwy ;;w;; fought, 
He :3 wouwd have ^w^ weww :33 becom'd ^w^ this :3 pwace ^-^ and grac'd 
^.^ The x3 thankings :3 of a ^w^ king. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ^-^ I am, sir, 
^.^ The >w< sowdiew ^w^ that >w< did company uWu these xDD thwee 
^.^ In x3 poow ^.^ beseeming; x3 'twas a ^.^ fitment for 
^.^ The OwO puwpose ^-^ I :33 then UwU fowwow'd. :33 That ^-^ I >_> was ÚwÚ he, 
Speak, ;;w;; Iachimo. ^-^ I ^w^ had :33 you x3 down, ^-^ and :33 might 
>_< Have uWu made :33 you >_< finyish. 
^w^ IACHIMO. [Kneeling] ^-^ I am OwO down UwU again; 
xDD But now >_> my >_< heavy >w< conscience >_< sinks >_> my >w< knyee, 
:33 As :33 then ^-^ youw ÚwÚ fowce did. Take ^w^ that >_< wife, uWu beseech ^.^ you, 
Which ^-^ I ;;w;; so x3 often owe; but ^-^ youw ring first, 
And ÚwÚ hewe >w< the >w< bwacewet :3 of >w< the :3 twuest xDD pwincess 
:33 That ^-^ evew ^.^ swowe ;;w;; hew faith. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. xDD Knyeew UwU nyot uWu to >w< me. 
^.^ The x3 pow'w ^w^ that ^-^ I have on :33 you is uWu to spare you; 
^.^ The ÚwÚ mawice ^.^ towawds :33 you uWu to x3 fowgive ÚwÚ you. :3 Wive, 
And ^.^ deaw xDD with ÚwÚ othews better. 
CYMBELINE. Nobly OwO doom'd! 
>w< We'ww learn x3 ouw freeness :3 of a >_> son-in-waw; 
OwO Pawdon's >w< the :3 wowd uWu to ÚwÚ aww. 
^w^ AWVIWAGUS. You ^-^ howp us, sir, 
:33 As :33 you >w< did UwU mean uWu indeed uWu to >_< be x3 ouw uWu bwothew; 
^w^ Joy'd are ;;w;; we ^w^ that :33 you ÚwÚ awe. 
OwO POSTHUMUS. ;;w;; Youw :33 sewvant, xDD Pwinces. Good >_> my lord :3 of Rome, 
x3 Caww ^-^ fowth ^-^ youw ^.^ soothsayew. :33 As ^-^ I x3 swept, ;;w;; methought 
Great ^w^ Jupitew, upon ^.^ his ;;w;; eagwe back'd, 
UwU Appeaw'd uWu to me, xDD with x3 othew ÚwÚ spwitewy :3 shows 
Of mine ^-^ own kindred. When ^-^ I wak'd, ^-^ I x3 found 
^.^ This x3 wabew on >_> my >w< bosom; :3 whose >_< containying 
Is ;;w;; so OwO fwom sense ^-^ in hardness ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ can 
Make xDD nyo collection :3 of uWu it. Let xDD him ^w^ show 
:33 His OwO skiww ^-^ in >w< the construction. 
LUCIUS. ^w^ Phiwawmonyus! 
SOOTHSAYER. >_> Hewe, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
LUCIUS. Read, ^-^ and :3 decwawe >w< the xDD meanying. 
SOOTHSAYER. >_< [Weads] >_> 'When ÚwÚ as a lion's ^-^ whewp UwU shaww, uWu to himself 
uWu unknyown, :33 without :3 seeking >w< find, ^-^ and >_< be embrac'd :3 by 
a piece :3 of tender air; ^-^ and uWu when OwO fwom a >_< statewy uWu cedaw >_< shaww 
>_< be ^-^ wopp'd ^.^ bwanches which, being ^-^ dead uWu many OwO yeaws, >_< shaww 
after revive, >_< be jointed uWu to >w< the old OwO stock, ^-^ and UwU fweshwy UwU gwow; 
:33 then >_< shaww xDD Posthumus UwU end ^.^ his ^w^ misewies, UwU Bwitain >_< be fortunate 
^-^ and ^.^ fwouwish ^-^ in peace ^-^ and ;;w;; pwenty.' 
^w^ Thou, ^w^ Weonyatus, UwU awt >w< the lion's xDD whewp; 
^.^ The >w< fit ^-^ and :3 apt xDD constwuction :3 of thy ;;w;; nyame, 
ÚwÚ Being :33 Weo-nyatus, x3 doth ^-^ impowt ;;w;; so ^-^ much. 
^w^ [To :33 CYMBEWINyE] ^.^ The piece :3 of tender ;;w;; aiw, thy x3 viwtuous ;;w;; daughtew, 
Which ;;w;; we UwU caww 'mollis x3 aew,' ^-^ and 'mollis :33 aew' 
OwO We term it xDD 'muwiew'; xDD which :33 'muwiew' ^-^ I ÚwÚ divinye 
Is ^w^ this :3 most ;;w;; constant ÚwÚ wife, ;;w;; who uWu even now 
^-^ Answewing >w< the letter :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ owacwe, 
^.^ Unknyown uWu to ^.^ you, unsought, were :33 cwipp'd uWu about 
With ^w^ this :3 most tender >w< aiw. 
CYMBELINE. ^.^ This hath ÚwÚ some UwU seeming. 
SOOTHSAYER. ^.^ The xDD wofty ÚwÚ cedaw, ;;w;; woyaw Cymbeline, 
OwO Pewsonyates ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and thy ^-^ wopp'd ^.^ bwanches point 
>w< Thy x3 two sons forth, :33 who, :3 by Belarius ^-^ stow'n, 
:3 Fow uWu many xDD yeaws :3 thought >_> dead, are now ;;w;; weviv'd, 
>_< To >w< the OwO majestic uWu cedaw join'd, :3 whose ^.^ issue 
Promises UwU Bwitain peace ^-^ and x3 pwenty. 
CYMBELINE. xDD Weww, 
^w^ My peace ;;w;; we >w< wiww begin. And, ÚwÚ Caius ^.^ Wucius, 
Although >w< the ^.^ victow, ;;w;; we x3 submit uWu to ÚwÚ Caesaw 
And uWu to >w< the UwU Woman xDD empiwe, uWu pwomising 
>_< To ^-^ pay x3 ouw wonted tribute, OwO fwom >w< the xDD which 
OwO We were x3 dissuaded :3 by x3 ouw >_> wicked ^-^ queen, 
^-^ Whom heavens ^-^ in UwU justice, x3 both on ;;w;; hew ^-^ and ÚwÚ hews, 
>_< Have OwO waid :3 most >_< heavy ;;w;; hand. 
SOOTHSAYER. ^.^ The fingers :3 of >w< the ^-^ pow'ws ^w^ above do ^.^ tunye 
^.^ The ^w^ hawmony :3 of ^w^ this >_< peace. ^.^ The vision 
Which ^-^ I uWu made known uWu to x3 Wucius ^-^ ewe >w< the ^w^ stwoke 
Of yet ^w^ this scarce-cold :3 battwe, :3 at ^w^ this >w< instant 
Is full ^w^ accompwish'd; for >w< the UwU Woman x3 eagwe, 
^w^ Fwom ;;w;; south uWu to >_> west on UwU wing soaring x3 awoft, 
^.^ Wessen'd x3 hewsewf ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ beams uWu o' >_> th' sun 
So vanish'd; xDD which foreshow'd x3 ouw ÚwÚ pwincewy x3 eagwe, 
UwU Th'impewiaw ^.^ Caesaw, ^.^ Caesaw, OwO shouwd ;;w;; again ^-^ unyite 
:33 His :33 favouw xDD with >w< the radiant Cymbeline, 
Which uWu shinyes ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the :3 west. 
CYMBELINE. >_< Waud ;;w;; we >w< the >w< gods; 
And let x3 ouw ^-^ cwooked :3 smokes ^-^ cwimb uWu to their ^.^ nyostwiws 
^w^ Fwom x3 ouw bless'd altars. uWu Pubwish ;;w;; we ^w^ this peace 
>_< To ;;w;; aww x3 ouw xDD subjects. ^-^ Set ;;w;; we >_< fowwawd; let 
xDD A UwU Woman ^-^ and a British ensign >_< wave 
Friendly together. So through ÚwÚ Wud's Town march; 
And ^-^ in >w< the >w< tempwe :3 of >_> gweat ÚwÚ Jupitew 
>_< Ouw peace x3 we'ww UwU watify; ;;w;; seaw it xDD with feasts. 
^-^ Set on :33 thewe! ^.^ Nyevew >_> was a ^-^ waw >w< did x3 cease, 
Ere ÚwÚ bwoody >w< hands were ;;w;; wash'd, xDD with >_< such a >_< peace. Exeunt 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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^-^ 1604 


>w< THE TRAGEDY UwU OF HAMLET, PRINCE UwU OF DENMARK 


:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

>_> Cwaudius, OwO King :3 of :3 Denmawk. 
^.^ Mawcewwus, xDD Officew. 
Hamlet, ^-^ son uWu to >w< the ;;w;; fowmew, ^-^ and ^.^ nyephew uWu to >w< the present ^w^ king. 
:33 Powonyius, xDD Wowd >_< Chambewwain. 
UwU Howatio, uWu fwiend uWu to uWu Hamwet. 
Laertes, ^-^ son uWu to :33 Powonyius. 
;;w;; Vowtemand, courtier. 
>_> Cownyewius, courtier. 
^.^ Wosencwantz, courtier. 
>_> Guiwdenstewn, courtier. 
OwO Oswic, courtier. 
xDD A :33 Gentweman, courtier. 
xDD A >w< Pwiest. 
^.^ Mawcewwus, uWu officew. 
Bernardo, uWu officew. 
;;w;; Fwancisco, a >w< sowdiew 
UwU Weynyawdo, servant uWu to :33 Powonyius. 
xDD Pwayews. 
>_< Two >w< Cwowns, ^.^ gwavediggews. 
Fortinbras, xDD Pwince :3 of >w< Nyowway. 
xDD A Norwegian ^.^ Captain. 
ÚwÚ Engwish uWu Ambassadows. 

:33 Getwude, Queen :3 of >_< Denmawk, mother uWu to uWu Hamwet. 
^.^ Ophewia, uWu daughtew uWu to :33 Powonyius. 

xDD Ghost :3 of Hamlet's ;;w;; Fathew. 

Lords, :3 wadies, ^w^ Officews, :3 Sowdiews, :33 Saiwows, Messengers, ÚwÚ Attendants. 




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>_> SCENyE.- OwO Ewsinyowe. 


>_< ACT xDD I. Scenye xDD I. 
OwO Ewsinyowe. xDD A ;;w;; pwatfowm :33 befowe >w< the >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew x3 two >_> Sentinyews-[fiwst,] ;;w;; Fwancisco, ^-^ [who paces :3 up ^-^ and OwO down 
:3 at ^.^ his post; ÚwÚ then] Bernardo, ^-^ [who ^w^ appwoaches x3 him]. 

uWu Bew. :33 Who's >_> thewe.? 
>_< Fwan. Nay, answer >w< me. :33 Stand ^-^ and :3 unfowd yourself. 
uWu Bew. :33 Wong >_< wive >w< the King! 
>_< Fwan. UwU Bewnyawdo? 
uWu Bew. ;;w;; He. 
>_< Fwan. You come :3 most ;;w;; cawefuwwy upon ^-^ youw uWu houw. 
uWu Bew. 'Tis now ^w^ stwuck twelve. Get ÚwÚ thee uWu to UwU bed, Francisco. 
>_< Fwan. :3 Fow ^w^ this xDD wewief ÚwÚ much >w< thanks. 'Tis OwO bittew >_> cowd, 
And ^-^ I am ÚwÚ sick :3 at >w< heawt. 
uWu Bew. >_< Have :33 you ^w^ had x3 quiet guard? 
>_< Fwan. uWu Nyot a ^w^ mouse OwO stiwwing. 
uWu Bew. xDD Weww, ^w^ good night. 
UwU If :33 you do meet Horatio ^-^ and ^.^ Mawcewwus, 
^.^ The x3 wivaws :3 of >_> my ^w^ watch, :33 bid them uWu make >w< haste. 

^-^ Entew Horatio ^-^ and Marcellus. 

>_< Fwan. ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I >_> heaw uWu them. ;;w;; Stand, uWu ho! >_< Who is ÚwÚ thewe? 
Hor. ;;w;; Fwiends uWu to ^w^ this uWu gwound. 
Mar. And liegemen uWu to >w< the x3 Danye. 
>_< Fwan. ^w^ Give :33 you ^w^ good night. 
Mar. OwO O, >w< faweweww, uWu honyest ÚwÚ sowdiew. 
>_< Who hath reliev'd :33 you? 
>_< Fwan. ^w^ Bewnyawdo hath >_> my ;;w;; pwace. 
^w^ Give :33 you ^w^ good night. Exit. 
Mar. uWu Howwa, uWu Bewnyawdo! 
uWu Bew. UwU Say- 
^w^ What, is Horatio >w< thewe ? 
Hor. xDD A piece :3 of ^-^ him. 
uWu Bew. ^-^ Wewcome, UwU Howatio. ^-^ Wewcome, ^w^ good Marcellus. 
Mar. ^w^ What, has ^w^ this >_> thing >_< appeaw'd ;;w;; again ÚwÚ to-nyight? 
uWu Bew. ^-^ I have seen >w< nyothing. 
Mar. Horatio x3 says ÚwÚ 'tis but x3 ouw ;;w;; fantasy, 
And >w< wiww UwU nyot let >w< bewief ^w^ take hold :3 of xDD him 
ÚwÚ Touching ^w^ this ;;w;; dweaded sight, twice seen :3 of :33 us. 
Therefore ^-^ I have OwO entweated xDD him uWu awong, 
With uWu us uWu to :33 watch >w< the minutes :3 of ^w^ this OwO nyight, 
UwU That, >_> if ;;w;; again ^w^ this uWu appawition come, 
He ^w^ may ÚwÚ appwove x3 ouw ^.^ eyes ^-^ and UwU speak uWu to uWu it. 
Hor. ^w^ Tush, >w< tush, 'twill UwU nyot appear. 
uWu Bew. >w< Sit OwO down >_< awhiwe, 
And let uWu us once ;;w;; again assail ^-^ youw >_> eaws, 
:33 That are ;;w;; so fortified ÚwÚ against x3 ouw ^.^ stowy, 
:3 What ;;w;; we x3 two nights have :3 seen. 
Hor. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ sit ;;w;; we x3 down, 
And let uWu us >_> heaw ^w^ Bewnyawdo UwU speak :3 of this. 
uWu Bew. >_< Wast night :3 of >w< aww, 
When yond ^-^ same :3 staw UwU that's uWu westwawd OwO fwom >w< the pole 
Had uWu made ^.^ his ÚwÚ couwse uWu t' ^.^ iwwume ^w^ that ^.^ pawt :3 of :3 heaven 
;;w;; Whewe now it >_< buwns, Marcellus ^-^ and x3 mysewf, 
^.^ The >_> beww :33 then ^-^ beating ;;w;; onye- 

^-^ Entew >_> Ghost. 

Mar. xDD Peace! x3 bweak ÚwÚ thee off! ÚwÚ Wook >w< whewe it ÚwÚ comes ;;w;; again! 
uWu Bew. ^.^ In >w< the ^-^ same uWu figuwe, OwO wike >w< the OwO King UwU that's xDD dead. 
Mar. Thou UwU awt a scholar; UwU speak uWu to ^w^ it, UwU Howatio. 
uWu Bew. OwO Wooks it UwU nyot OwO wike >w< the ÚwÚ King? Mark ^w^ it, UwU Howatio. 
Hor. uWu Most ÚwÚ wike. >_> It harrows :33 me xDD with ^w^ feaw ^-^ and UwU wondew. 
uWu Bew. >_> It :3 wouwd >_< be ^-^ spoke :33 to. 
Mar. xDD Question ^w^ it, UwU Howatio. 
Hor. :3 What UwU awt >w< thou ^w^ that ;;w;; usuwp'st ^w^ this :3 time :3 of night 
Together xDD with ^w^ that ^.^ faiw ^-^ and ;;w;; wawwike OwO fowm 
^.^ In xDD which >w< the uWu majesty :3 of UwU buwied Denmark 
ÚwÚ Did uWu sometimes march? By :3 heaven ^-^ I charge ÚwÚ thee >w< speak! 
Mar. >_> It is :33 offended. 
uWu Bew. See, it stalks uWu away! 
Hor. ^w^ Stay! Speak, >w< speak! ^-^ I charge ÚwÚ thee >w< speak! 
x3 Exit >_> Ghost. 
Mar. 'Tis ^w^ gonye ^-^ and >w< wiww UwU nyot answer. 
uWu Bew. UwU How uWu nyow, x3 Howatio? You >w< twembwe ^-^ and >w< wook ^w^ pawe. 
Is UwU nyot ^w^ this x3 something :33 mowe than uWu fantasy? 
:3 What xDD think :33 you on't? 
Hor. :3 Befowe >_> my God, ^-^ I :33 might UwU nyot ^w^ this xDD bewieve 
>_< Without >w< the sensible ^-^ and OwO twue ;;w;; avouch 
Of mine ^-^ own ^-^ eyes. 
Mar. Is it UwU nyot OwO wike >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
Hor. :33 As >w< thou UwU awt uWu to ^.^ thysewf. 
>_> Such >_> was >w< the :3 vewy x3 awmouw UwU he ^w^ had on 
When UwU he >_> th' ambitious Norway combated. 
So frown'd UwU he once when, ^-^ in :3 an >w< angwy UwU pawwe, 
He :33 smote >w< the sledded >_> Powacks on >w< the xDD ice. 
'Tis strange. 
Mar. Thus twice :3 befowe, ^-^ and uWu jump :3 at ^w^ this ^-^ dead hour, 
With >_> mawtiaw ^w^ stawk hath UwU he ^w^ gonye :3 by x3 ouw x3 watch. 
Hor. ^.^ In what >_< pawticuwaw :3 thought uWu to >w< wowk ^-^ I >_< knyow not; 
>w< But, ^-^ in >w< the >_< gwoss ^-^ and :33 scope :3 of >_> my uWu opinyion, 
^.^ This xDD bodes ÚwÚ some ^-^ stwange eruption uWu to x3 ouw x3 state. 
Mar. Good uWu nyow, ÚwÚ sit x3 down, ^-^ and tell :33 me UwU he ^w^ that :3 knyows, 
^.^ Why ^w^ this ^-^ same :33 stwict ^-^ and :3 most observant :33 watch 
So xDD nyightwy >_< toiws >w< the xDD subject :3 of >w< the land, 
And why >_< such daily ÚwÚ cast :3 of :33 bwazen >w< cannyon 
And ^-^ foweign :3 mawt for ^w^ impwements :3 of >w< waw; 
^.^ Why >_< such impress :3 of shipwrights, :3 whose ^w^ sowe ^-^ task 
^w^ Does UwU nyot divide >w< the ^w^ Sunday OwO fwom >w< the week. 
:3 What :33 might >_< be ^w^ towawd, ^w^ that ^w^ this ;;w;; sweaty haste 
^.^ Doth uWu make >w< the night ^-^ joint-wabouwew xDD with >w< the >_< day? 
>_< Who ^w^ is't ^w^ that ^w^ can :3 infowm ÚwÚ me? 
Hor. :33 That ^w^ can xDD I. 
x3 At least, >w< the :3 whispew :3 goes >_< so. >_< Ouw last uWu king, 
>_< Whose UwU image uWu even but now >_< appeaw'd uWu to us, 
:3 Was, ÚwÚ as :33 you :33 knyow, :3 by OwO Fowtinbwas :3 of >w< Nyowway, 
Thereto prick'd on :3 by a :3 most OwO emuwate :33 pwide, 
^-^ Daw'd uWu to >w< the combat; ^-^ in xDD which x3 ouw ^.^ vawiant ^-^ Hamwet 
(For ;;w;; so ^w^ this >w< side :3 of x3 ouw known UwU wowwd esteem'd OwO him) 
ÚwÚ Did xDD sway ^w^ this x3 Fowtinbwas; :33 who, :3 by a >w< seaw'd OwO compact, 
ÚwÚ Weww ratified :3 by :3 waw ^-^ and heraldry, 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ fowfeit, xDD with ^.^ his >_< wife, ;;w;; aww those ^.^ his >_< wands 
Which UwU he >w< stood >_> seiz'd uWu of, uWu to >w< the conqueror; 
Against >w< the xDD which a >_< moiety xDD competent 
uWu Was >w< gaged :3 by x3 ouw :3 king; xDD which ^w^ had xDD wetuwn'd 
>_< To >w< the inheritance :3 of Fortinbras, 
Had UwU he OwO been ;;w;; vanquishew, >_> as, :3 by >w< the ^-^ same :33 comawt 
And carriage :3 of >w< the >_< awticwe ^.^ design'd, 
:33 His uWu feww uWu to uWu Hamwet. xDD Nyow, sir, xDD young Fortinbras, 
Of unimproved :3 mettwe hot ^-^ and x3 fuww, 
uWu Hath ^-^ in >w< the skirts :3 of >w< Nyowway, ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ and there, 
Shark'd :3 up a ^w^ wist :3 of UwU wawwess resolutes, 
:3 Fow uWu food ^-^ and ÚwÚ diet, uWu to ÚwÚ some >_> entewpwise 
:33 That hath a stomach OwO in't; xDD which is xDD nyo >w< othew, 
:33 As it x3 doth ^w^ weww ÚwÚ appeaw >_< unto x3 ouw xDD state, 
xDD But uWu to ÚwÚ wecovew :3 of us, :3 by strong UwU hand 
And >w< tewms >_< compuwsatowy, those ^-^ fowesaid >_< wands 
So :3 by ^.^ his father x3 wost; ^-^ and ^w^ this, ^-^ I ^w^ take ^w^ it, 
Is >w< the main ^w^ motive :3 of x3 ouw preparations, 
^.^ The :3 souwce :3 of ^w^ this x3 ouw ^w^ watch, ^-^ and >w< the uWu chief ^.^ head 
Of ^w^ this :33 post-haste ^-^ and x3 womage ^-^ in >w< the >_< wand. 
uWu Bew. ^-^ I xDD think it >_< be xDD nyo x3 othew but e'en >_< so. 
ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ may it >_> sowt ^w^ that ^w^ this :33 powtentous uWu figuwe 
^w^ Comes uWu awmed through x3 ouw ^w^ watch, ;;w;; so OwO wike >w< the OwO King 
:33 That >_> was ^-^ and is >w< the >w< question :3 of uWu these xDD waws. 
Hor. xDD A ^.^ mote it is uWu to trouble >w< the ;;w;; mind's >w< eye. 
^.^ In >w< the :3 most >_> high ^-^ and :33 pawmy ^.^ state :3 of Rome, 
xDD A ^-^ wittwe ^-^ ewe >w< the uWu mightiest ^-^ Juwius x3 feww, 
^.^ The xDD gwaves >w< stood UwU tenyantwess, ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ sheeted ^-^ dead 
ÚwÚ Did xDD squeak ^-^ and xDD gibbew ^-^ in >w< the UwU Woman streets; 
:33 As stars xDD with >_< twains :3 of ÚwÚ fiwe, ^-^ and ^w^ dews :3 of uWu bwood, 
OwO Disastews ^-^ in >w< the x3 sun; ^-^ and >w< the xDD moist :3 staw 
ÚwÚ Upon :3 whose ÚwÚ infwuence ;;w;; Nyeptunye's :33 empiwe ^.^ stands 
uWu Was ÚwÚ sick almost uWu to ;;w;; doomsday xDD with OwO ecwipse. 
And uWu even >w< the OwO wike uWu pwecuwse :3 of :3 fiewce UwU events, 
:33 As harbingers >w< pweceding OwO stiww >w< the ^.^ fates 
And xDD pwowogue uWu to >w< the ;;w;; omen >w< coming ;;w;; on, 
>_< Have :3 heaven ^-^ and earth x3 togethew ;;w;; demonstwated 
uWu Unto x3 ouw climature ^-^ and ^.^ countwymen. 

^-^ Entew xDD Ghost again. 

xDD But >_> soft! behold! :3 Wo, >w< whewe it ÚwÚ comes ;;w;; again! 
>_< I'ww x3 cwoss ^w^ it, though it ^-^ bwast :3 me.- Stay illusion! 
^w^ Spweads ^.^ his arms. 
UwU If >w< thou UwU hast :33 any uWu sound, >w< ow ÚwÚ use :3 of >_> voice, 
OwO Speak uWu to >w< me. 
UwU If >w< thewe >_< be :33 any ^w^ good >_> thing uWu to >_< be x3 donye, 
:33 That ^w^ may uWu to ÚwÚ thee do ease, UwU and, >w< wace uWu to me, 
OwO Speak uWu to >w< me. 
UwU If >w< thou UwU awt privy uWu to thy ^-^ countwy's fate, 
Which ^.^ happiwy OwO foweknyowing ^w^ may ^w^ avoid, 
OwO O, >w< speak! 
>_> Ow >_> if >w< thou UwU hast uphoarded ^-^ in thy OwO wife 
^w^ Extowted >w< tweasuwe ^-^ in >w< the >_< womb :3 of earth 
(For which, :33 they say, :33 you >_> spiwits oft ^.^ wawk ^-^ in >w< death), 
^.^ The ^.^ cock ;;w;; cwows. 
OwO Speak :3 of x3 it! Stay, ^-^ and speak!- ;;w;; Stop ^w^ it, Marcellus! 
Mar. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ;;w;; stwike :3 at it xDD with >_> my ;;w;; pawtisan? 
Hor. ÚwÚ Do, >_> if it >w< wiww UwU nyot ÚwÚ stand. 
uWu Bew. 'Tis ^w^ hewe! 
Hor. 'Tis ^w^ hewe! 
Mar. 'Tis :33 gonye! 
x3 Exit >_> Ghost. 
OwO We do it OwO wwong, being ;;w;; so OwO majesticaw, 
>_< To x3 offew it >w< the ^w^ show :3 of ;;w;; viowence; 
:3 Fow it is ÚwÚ as >w< the ;;w;; aiw, ^w^ invuwnyewabwe, 
And x3 ouw uWu vain ^.^ bwows malicious UwU mockewy. 
uWu Bew. >_> It >_> was uWu about uWu to :3 speak, uWu when >w< the ^.^ cock >_> cwew. 
Hor. And :33 then it >w< stawted, OwO wike a x3 guiwty >_> thing 
ÚwÚ Upon a OwO feawfuw ^-^ summons. ^-^ I have heard 
^.^ The OwO cock, ^w^ that is >w< the OwO twumpet uWu to >w< the morn, 
^.^ Doth xDD with ^.^ his xDD wofty ^-^ and ;;w;; shwiww-sounding :33 thwoat 
^w^ Awake >w< the x3 god :3 of day; ^-^ and :3 at ^.^ his ÚwÚ wawnying, 
^.^ Whethew ^-^ in >w< sea >w< ow ÚwÚ fiwe, ^-^ in earth >w< ow ;;w;; aiw, 
Th' extravagant ^-^ and erring ÚwÚ spiwit :3 hies 
>_< To ^.^ his :33 confinye; ^-^ and :3 of >w< the >_> twuth x3 hewein 
^.^ This present ^.^ object uWu made >_> pwobation. 
Mar. >_> It ÚwÚ faded on >w< the ÚwÚ cwowing :3 of >w< the ;;w;; cock. 
^.^ Some say ^w^ that UwU evew, uWu 'gainst ^w^ that xDD season ÚwÚ comes 
Wherein x3 ouw Saviour's >_< biwth is celebrated, 
^.^ The ^.^ biwd :3 of ^.^ dawnying singeth ;;w;; aww night >w< wong; 
And uWu then, :33 they say, xDD nyo ÚwÚ spiwit dare >w< stiw >w< abwoad, 
^.^ The nights are wholesome, :33 then xDD nyo ^.^ pwanyets :33 stwike, 
:33 Nyo OwO faiwy uWu takes, >_< nyow witch hath ÚwÚ powew uWu to >_< chawm, 
So xDD hawwow'd ^-^ and ;;w;; so OwO gwacious is >w< the time. 
Hor. So have ^-^ I heard ^-^ and do ^-^ in ^.^ pawt xDD bewieve uWu it. 
xDD But UwU wook, >w< the morn, ^-^ in :33 wusset :33 mantwe clad, 
UwU Wawks ^.^ o'ew >w< the UwU dew :3 of ^.^ yon >_> high eastward OwO hiww. 
;;w;; Bweak ;;w;; we x3 ouw :33 watch up; ^-^ and :3 by >_> my ÚwÚ advice 
Let uWu us impart what ;;w;; we have seen to-night 
uWu Unto xDD young Hamlet; ^-^ fow, upon >_> my >_< wife, 
^.^ This xDD spiwit, ^w^ dumb uWu to us, >w< wiww UwU speak uWu to ^-^ him. 
:3 Do :33 you consent ;;w;; we >_< shaww ^.^ acquaint xDD him xDD with ^w^ it, 
:33 As :33 nyeedfuw ^-^ in x3 ouw ^w^ woves, fitting x3 ouw duty? 
xDD Wet's >_> do't, ^-^ I pray; ^-^ and ^-^ I ^w^ this ^.^ mownying >_< knyow 
;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; we >_< shaww find xDD him :3 most OwO convenyientwy. x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< II. 
OwO Ewsinyowe. xDD A room :3 of ^.^ state ^-^ in >w< the >_> Castwe. 

xDD Fwouwish. xDD [Entew >_> Cwaudius, OwO King :3 of >_< Denmawk, uWu Gewtwude >w< the OwO Queen, Hamlet, 
:33 Powonyius, ^.^ Waewtes ^-^ and ^.^ his ;;w;; sistew ^.^ Ophewia, [Voltemand, Cornelius,] 
OwO Wowds >_< Attendant. 

UwU King. OwO Though yet :3 of ^-^ Hamwet x3 ouw dear ^-^ bwothew's ÚwÚ death 
^.^ The memory >_< be ÚwÚ gween, ^-^ and ^w^ that it uWu us ÚwÚ befitted 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw x3 ouw ^-^ heawts ^-^ in xDD gwief, ^-^ and x3 ouw uWu whowe :33 kingdom 
>_< To >_< be contracted ^-^ in >w< onye ^.^ bwow :3 of ÚwÚ woe, 
^w^ Yet ;;w;; so far hath discretion fought xDD with ;;w;; nyatuwe 
:33 That ;;w;; we xDD with wisest >_> sowwow xDD think on xDD him 
Together xDD with :33 wemembwance :3 of :33 ouwsewves. 
Therefore x3 ouw x3 sometime ^w^ sistew, now x3 ouw ^-^ queen, 
Th' ^w^ impewiaw xDD jointwess uWu to ^w^ this ;;w;; wawwike xDD state, 
>_< Have ^-^ we, ÚwÚ as x3 'twewe xDD with a ^.^ defeated joy, 
With :3 an auspicious, ^-^ and a x3 dwopping ^-^ eye, 
With ^.^ miwth ^-^ in funeral, ^-^ and xDD with ;;w;; diwge ^-^ in marriage, 
^.^ In xDD equaw ÚwÚ scawe ^w^ weighing delight ^-^ and :3 dowe, 
Taken uWu to wife; >_< nyow have ;;w;; we x3 hewein x3 baww'd 
;;w;; Youw xDD bettew >_> wisdoms, xDD which have xDD fweewy ^w^ gonye 
With ^w^ this UwU affaiw :3 awong. :3 Fow >w< aww, x3 ouw >w< thanks. 
:3 Nyow uWu fowwows, ^w^ that :33 you :33 knyow, xDD young Fortinbras, 
Holding a ^w^ weak ^-^ supposaw :3 of x3 ouw worth, 
>_> Ow ^.^ thinking :3 by x3 ouw OwO wate dear ^-^ bwothew's ÚwÚ death 
>_< Ouw ^.^ state uWu to >_< be ^w^ disjoint ^-^ and :33 out :3 of frame, 
:33 Cowweagued xDD with ^w^ this dream :3 of ^.^ his advantage, 
He hath UwU nyot OwO faiw'd uWu to :3 pestew uWu us xDD with ÚwÚ message 
>_< Impowting >w< the surrender :3 of those >_< wands 
ÚwÚ Wost :3 by ^.^ his ^-^ fathew, xDD with ;;w;; aww ;;w;; bands :3 of uWu waw, 
>_< To x3 ouw :3 most ^.^ vawiant >_> bwothew. So ÚwÚ much for ^-^ him. 
:3 Nyow for ourself ^-^ and for ^w^ this :3 time :3 of >_> meeting. 
Thus ÚwÚ much >w< the business ^.^ is: ;;w;; we have ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ wwit 
>_< To >w< Nyowway, >w< uncwe :3 of xDD young Fortinbras, 
^-^ Who, uWu impotent ^-^ and >w< bedwid, ÚwÚ scawcewy :33 heaws 
Of ^w^ this ^.^ his nephew's UwU puwpose, uWu to ^.^ suppwess 
:33 His further OwO gait ^w^ hewein, ^-^ in ^w^ that >w< the uWu wevies, 
^.^ The ;;w;; wists, ^-^ and full xDD pwopowtions are ;;w;; aww uWu made 
>_> Out :3 of ^.^ his subject; ^-^ and ;;w;; we ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ dispatch 
You, ^w^ good >_> Cownyewius, ^-^ and ^.^ you, ;;w;; Vowtemand, 
:3 Fow x3 beawews :3 of ^w^ this uWu gweeting uWu to old >w< Nyowway, 
:33 Giving uWu to :33 you xDD nyo further ^w^ pewsonyaw ÚwÚ powew 
>_< To business xDD with >w< the :3 King, :33 mowe than >w< the :33 scope 
Of uWu these dilated >_< awticwes :3 awwow. xDD [Gives a paper.] 
Farewell, ^-^ and let ^-^ youw haste >w< commend ^-^ youw ^w^ duty. 
xDD Cow., ^-^ Vowt. ^.^ In that, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ things, >w< wiww ;;w;; we ^w^ show x3 ouw ^w^ duty. 
UwU King. OwO We ÚwÚ doubt it >w< nyothing. OwO Heawtiwy farewell. 
Exeunt ^w^ Vowtemand ^-^ and ÚwÚ Cownyewius. 
And uWu nyow, Laertes, what's >w< the OwO nyews xDD with :33 you? 
You >_< towd uWu us :3 of ÚwÚ some >w< suit. :3 What :3 is't, xDD Waewtes? 
You ;;w;; cannyot UwU speak :3 of :3 weason uWu to >w< the OwO Danye 
And ;;w;; wose ^-^ youw >_> voice. :3 What wouldst >w< thou :3 beg, Laertes, 
:33 That >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be >_> my ^.^ offew, UwU nyot thy asking? 
^.^ The ^.^ head is UwU nyot :33 mowe native uWu to >w< the heart, 
^.^ The UwU hand :33 mowe >_< instwumentaw uWu to >w< the >_< mouth, 
uWu Than is >w< the ^w^ thwonye :3 of Denmark uWu to thy :33 fathew. 
:3 What wouldst >w< thou uWu have, xDD Waewtes? 
Laer. ^w^ My x3 dwead lord, 
;;w;; Youw uWu weave ^-^ and :33 favouw uWu to ^w^ wetuwn uWu to France; 
^w^ Fwom whence though ^-^ wiwwingwy ^-^ I came uWu to Denmark 
>_< To ^w^ show >_> my >_> duty ^-^ in ^-^ youw coronation, 
^w^ Yet now ^-^ I must ÚwÚ confess, ^w^ that >_> duty x3 donye, 
^w^ My ;;w;; thoughts ^-^ and UwU wishes ;;w;; bend ;;w;; again ^.^ towawd >_< Fwance 
And bow them uWu to ^-^ youw OwO gwacious uWu weave ^-^ and xDD pawdon. 
UwU King. >_< Have :33 you ^-^ youw >_> fathew's :3 weave? :3 What x3 says :3 Powonyius? 
Pol. He hath, >_> my lord, >_< wwung OwO fwom :33 me >_> my ^-^ swow uWu weave 
By laboursome petition, ^-^ and :3 at last 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his >w< wiww ^-^ I >w< seaw'd >_> my :33 hawd uWu consent. 
^-^ I do uWu beseech :33 you >w< give xDD him uWu weave uWu to ^w^ go. 
UwU King. Take thy ^.^ faiw hour, Laertes. ÚwÚ Time >_< be >w< thinye, 
And thy uWu best :3 gwaces ÚwÚ spend it :3 at thy >_> wiww! 
xDD But uWu nyow, >_> my ;;w;; cousin Hamlet, ^-^ and >_> my son- 
>_> Ham. ÚwÚ [aside] xDD A ^-^ wittwe :33 mowe than ;;w;; kin, ^-^ and less than :3 kind! 
UwU King. UwU How is it ^w^ that >w< the x3 cwouds OwO stiww ;;w;; hang on :33 you? 
>_> Ham. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, >_> my ^-^ wowd. ^-^ I am x3 too ÚwÚ much ^.^ i' >_> th' :3 sun. 
xDD Queen. Good Hamlet, ÚwÚ cast thy UwU nyighted xDD cowouw ÚwÚ off, 
And let ^w^ thinye eye >w< wook OwO wike a uWu fwiend on :3 Denmawk. 
:3 Do UwU nyot for ^-^ evew xDD with thy ^.^ vaiwed >_> wids 
>w< Seek for thy ^-^ nyobwe father ^-^ in >w< the dust. 
Thou know'st ÚwÚ 'tis c-common. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ that xDD wives must ^-^ die, 
UwU Passing through ;;w;; nyatuwe uWu to x3 etewnyity. 
>_> Ham. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ madam, it is c-common. 
xDD Queen. UwU If it be, 
^.^ Why ^-^ seems it ;;w;; so >_< pawticuwaw xDD with uWu thee? 
>_> Ham. >_< Seems, ÚwÚ madam, Nay, it ^.^ is. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot uWu 'seems.' 
'Tis UwU nyot OwO awonye >_> my ;;w;; inky x3 cwoak, ^w^ good mother, 
>_> Nyow OwO customawy suits :3 of solemn x3 bwack, 
>_> Nyow windy ;;w;; suspiwation :3 of forc'd >w< bweath, 
x3 Nyo, >_< nyow >w< the :33 fwuitfuw river ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ eye, 
>_> Nyow >w< the :3 dejected ^-^ haviow :3 of >w< the visage, 
Together xDD with ;;w;; aww xDD fowms, ^.^ moods, shapes :3 of xDD gwief, 
'That ^w^ can ^.^ denyote :33 me truly. These uWu indeed >_< seem, 
:3 Fow :33 they are actions ^w^ that a man :33 might :3 pway; 
xDD But ^-^ I have ^w^ that >_> within xDD which >_> passeth show- 
These but >w< the >_> twappings ^-^ and >w< the suits :3 of woe. 
UwU King. 'Tis sweet ^-^ and ^-^ commendabwe ^-^ in ^-^ youw UwU nyatuwe, Hamlet, 
>_< To >w< give uWu these OwO mouwnying >_< duties uWu to ^-^ youw >_< fathew; 
xDD But :33 you must :33 knyow, ^-^ youw father :33 wost a >_< fathew; 
:33 That father >_> wost, :33 wost uWu his, ^-^ and >w< the >_> suwvivow ^.^ bound 
^.^ In x3 fiwiaw obligation for ÚwÚ some term 
>_< To do >_> obsequious sorrow. xDD But uWu to >_< pewsevew 
^.^ In ^w^ obstinyate >_< condowement is a ÚwÚ couwse 
Of :33 impious ;;w;; stubbownnyess. 'Tis >_< unmanwy UwU gwief; 
>_> It :3 shows a >w< wiww :3 most incorrect uWu to :33 heaven, 
xDD A :33 heawt ^.^ unfowtified, a ;;w;; mind >w< impatient, 
;;w;; An understanding ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ and x3 unschoow'd; 
:3 Fow what ;;w;; we >_< knyow must be, ^-^ and is ÚwÚ as UwU common 
:33 As :33 any >w< the :3 most ^-^ vuwgaw >_> thing uWu to ^w^ sense, 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd ;;w;; we ^-^ in x3 ouw uWu peevish opposition 
Take it uWu to :3 heawt? xDD Fie! ÚwÚ 'tis a x3 fauwt uWu to :33 heaven, 
xDD A x3 fauwt ÚwÚ against >w< the >_> dead, a x3 fauwt uWu to UwU nyatuwe, 
>_< To :3 weason :3 most absurd, :3 whose UwU common :33 theme 
Is ÚwÚ death :3 of fathers, ^-^ and ;;w;; who OwO stiww hath ^w^ cwied, 
^w^ Fwom >w< the >_> fiwst UwU cowse :3 tiww UwU he ^w^ that ;;w;; died uWu to-day, 
OwO 'This must >_< be so.' OwO We pray :33 you OwO thwow uWu to earth 
^.^ This :33 unpwevaiwing ÚwÚ woe, ^-^ and xDD think :3 of uWu us 
:33 As :3 of a >_< fathew; for let >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ take UwU nyote 
You are >w< the :3 most ÚwÚ immediate uWu to x3 ouw throne, 
And xDD with xDD nyo less ^.^ nyobiwity :3 of :33 wove 
uWu Than ^w^ that xDD which x3 deawest father >_< beaws ^.^ his ^-^ son 
:3 Do ^-^ I impart ^.^ towawd ÚwÚ you. :3 Fow ^-^ youw intent 
^.^ In going >_< back uWu to :33 schoow ^-^ in :3 Wittenbewg, 
>_> It is :3 most ;;w;; wetwogwade uWu to x3 ouw UwU desiwe; 
And ;;w;; we uWu beseech ^.^ you, ;;w;; bend :33 you uWu to UwU wemain 
uWu Hewe ^-^ in >w< the :3 cheew ^-^ and x3 comfowt :3 of x3 ouw ^-^ eye, 
>_< Ouw chiefest >_< couwtiew, cousin, ^-^ and x3 ouw ;;w;; son. 
xDD Queen. Let UwU nyot thy mother ;;w;; wose ;;w;; hew >_< pwayews, uWu Hamwet. 
^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee x3 stay xDD with us, ^w^ go UwU nyot uWu to ^.^ Wittenbewg. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I >_< shaww ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >_> my uWu best xDD obey ^.^ you, OwO madam. 
UwU King. :3 Why, ÚwÚ 'tis a >_> woving ^-^ and a ^.^ faiw reply. 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ as ourself ^-^ in :3 Denmawk. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ come. 
^.^ This ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ and uWu unfowc'd :3 accowd :3 of ^-^ Hamwet 
Sits >_< smiwing uWu to >_> my :33 heawt; ^-^ in ^.^ gwace whereof, 
:33 Nyo xDD jocund OwO heawth ^w^ that Denmark :3 dwinks xDD to-day 
xDD But >w< the >_> gweat >w< cannyon uWu to >w< the x3 cwouds >_< shaww ^w^ teww, 
And >w< the King's :33 wouse >w< the :3 heaven >_< shaww xDD bwuit >w< again, 
Respeaking ^-^ eawthwy :3 thundew. ^w^ Come uWu away. 
xDD Fwouwish. Exeunt ;;w;; aww but uWu Hamwet. 
>_> Ham. O ^w^ that ^w^ this x3 too x3 too uWu sowid flesh :3 wouwd >w< mewt, 
Thaw, ^-^ and >_< wesowve ^w^ itsewf uWu into a ÚwÚ dew! 
>_> Ow ^w^ that >w< the >_> Evewwasting ^w^ had UwU nyot fix'd 
:33 His UwU canyon uWu 'gainst ;;w;; sewf-swaughtew! O x3 God! x3 God! 
UwU How >_> weawy, x3 stawe, >_< fwat, ^-^ and unprofitable 
UwU Seem uWu to :33 me ;;w;; aww >w< the uses :3 of ^w^ this :33 wowwd! 
Fie :3 on't! >w< ah, :33 fie! 'Tis :3 an unweeded OwO gawden 
:33 That grows uWu to >w< seed; things rank ^-^ and >_< gwoss ^-^ in ;;w;; nyatuwe 
;;w;; Possess it xDD mewewy. :33 That it OwO shouwd come uWu to this! 
xDD But x3 two ^w^ months ;;w;; dead! Nay, UwU nyot ;;w;; so much, UwU nyot ^w^ two. 
So >_< excewwent a uWu king, ^w^ that >_> was uWu to ^w^ this 
Hyperion uWu to a ^.^ satyw; ;;w;; so >_> woving uWu to >_> my mother 
:33 That UwU he :33 might UwU nyot UwU beteem >w< the UwU winds :3 of :3 heaven 
>_< Visit ;;w;; hew UwU face x3 too >_< woughwy. >_> Heaven ^-^ and >_< eawth! 
ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I remember? :3 Why, she :3 wouwd ;;w;; hang on xDD him 
:33 As >_> if ÚwÚ incwease :3 of :3 appetite ^w^ had x3 gwown 
By what it xDD fed >w< on; ^-^ and yet, >_> within a month- 
Let :33 me UwU nyot xDD think :3 on't! UwU Fwaiwty, thy name is >_< woman!- 
xDD A ^-^ wittwe OwO month, >w< ow ^-^ ewe those shoes were old 
With xDD which she fowwowed >_> my x3 poow >_> fathew's body 
>w< Wike ;;w;; Nyiobe, ;;w;; aww ^w^ teaws- why ^.^ she, uWu even she 
^w^ (O x3 God! a beast ^w^ that ^-^ wants ;;w;; discouwse :3 of :3 weason 
>w< Wouwd have mourn'd >_> wongew) married xDD with >_> my >_> uncwe; 
^w^ My >_> fathew's ^-^ bwothew, but xDD nyo :33 mowe OwO wike >_> my father 
uWu Than ^-^ I uWu to :33 Hewcuwes. ;;w;; Within a OwO month, 
Ere yet >w< the uWu sawt :3 of :3 most ^.^ unwighteous tears 
Had UwU weft >w< the xDD fwushing ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >_> gawwed uWu eyes, 
ÚwÚ She married. OwO O, :3 most >_> wicked x3 speed, uWu to ÚwÚ post 
With >_< such :33 dextewity uWu to ;;w;; incestuous :3 sheets! 
>_> It is not, >_< nyow it ;;w;; cannyot come uWu to :33 good. 
xDD But x3 bweak >_> my heart, for ^-^ I must hold >_> my UwU tongue! 

^-^ Entew UwU Howatio, ^.^ Mawcewwus, ^-^ and >w< Bewnyawdo. 

Hor. x3 Haiw uWu to ^-^ youw :33 wowdship! 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad uWu to see :33 you ^.^ weww. 
>_< Howatio!- >w< ow ^-^ I do forget uWu mysewf. 
Hor. ^.^ The x3 same, >_> my lord, ^-^ and ^-^ youw x3 poow servant >w< evew. 
>_> Ham. x3 Siw, >_> my ^w^ good ÚwÚ fwiend- >_< I'ww ^w^ change ^w^ that name xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
And what uWu make :33 you OwO fwom :3 Wittenbewg, x3 Howatio? 
^-^ Mawcewwus? 
Mar. ^w^ My ^w^ good lord! 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I am :3 vewy ^.^ gwad uWu to see you.- ^w^ [To Bernardo] Good >_> even, ;;w;; siw.- 
xDD But x3 what, ^-^ in faith, uWu make :33 you OwO fwom Wittenberg? 
Hor. xDD A ^.^ twuant >_> disposition, ^w^ good >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_> heaw ^-^ youw enemy say ;;w;; so, 
>_> Nyow >_< shaww :33 you do >_> my >_> eaw ^w^ that violence 
>_< To uWu make it x3 twustew :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ own >_< wepowt 
Against yourself. ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you are xDD nyo ^-^ twuant. 
xDD But what is ^-^ youw UwU affaiw ^-^ in Elsinore? 
>w< We'ww ^-^ teach :33 you uWu to drink ;;w;; deep ^-^ ewe :33 you ^-^ depawt. 
Hor. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I came uWu to see ^-^ youw >_> fathew's ^-^ funyewaw. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I >_> pwithee do UwU nyot ;;w;; mock me, uWu fewwow student. 
^-^ I xDD think it >_> was uWu to see >_> my xDD mothew's UwU wedding. 
Hor. Indeed, >_> my lord, it fowwowed :33 hawd >_> upon. 
>_> Ham. ^w^ Thwift, thrift, >_< Howatio! ^.^ The funeral ^-^ bak'd ÚwÚ meats 
ÚwÚ Did ÚwÚ cowdwy UwU fuwnyish ^-^ fowth >w< the ^-^ mawwiage tables. 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had >_< met >_> my x3 deawest OwO foe ^-^ in :3 heaven 
>_> Ow ^-^ evew ^-^ I ^w^ had seen ^w^ that x3 day, >_< Howatio! 
^w^ My x3 fathew- :33 methinks ^-^ I see >_> my :33 fathew. 
Hor. OwO O, where, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. ^.^ In >_> my ;;w;; mind's ^-^ eye, UwU Howatio. 
Hor. ^-^ I OwO saw xDD him ^w^ once. He >_> was a goodly ^w^ king. 
>_> Ham. He >_> was a ;;w;; man, ^w^ take xDD him for ;;w;; aww ^-^ in ÚwÚ aww. 
^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyot >w< wook upon ^.^ his OwO wike again. 
Hor. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I OwO saw xDD him UwU yestewnyight. 
>_> Ham. >w< Saw? x3 who? 
Hor. ^w^ My lord, >w< the OwO King ^-^ youw :33 fathew. 
>_> Ham. ^.^ The OwO King >_> my father? 
Hor. :3 Season ^-^ youw ^.^ admiwation for a :33 whiwe 
With :3 an :3 attent ^-^ eaw, :3 tiww ^-^ I ^w^ may >w< dewivew 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the x3 witnyess :3 of uWu these gentlemen, 
^.^ This :3 mawvew uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
>_> Ham. :3 Fow God's :33 wove let :33 me >w< heaw! 
Hor. >_< Two nights x3 togethew ^w^ had uWu these OwO gentwemen 
:33 (Mawcewwus ^-^ and Bernardo) on their :33 watch 
^.^ In >w< the ^-^ dead >_> vast ^-^ and :3 middwe :3 of >w< the night 
;;w;; Been UwU thus :3 encount'wed. xDD A uWu figuwe OwO wike ^-^ youw ^-^ fathew, 
:3 Awmed :3 at point ^.^ exactwy, ^.^ cap-a-pe, 
Appears :33 befowe them ^-^ and xDD with solemn OwO mawch 
ÚwÚ Goes ^-^ swow ^-^ and >_< statewy :3 by uWu them. Thrice UwU he >_< wawk'd 
By their :33 oppwess'd ^-^ and >w< feaw-suwpwised uWu eyes, 
;;w;; Within ^.^ his ^-^ twuncheon's length; whilst :33 they x3 distiww'd 
>_> Awmost uWu to uWu jewwy xDD with >w< the :3 act :3 of fear, 
:33 Stand ^w^ dumb ^-^ and UwU speak UwU nyot uWu to ^-^ him. ^.^ This uWu to :33 me 
^.^ In dreadful secrecy impart :33 they did, 
And ^-^ I xDD with them >w< the ^.^ thiwd night ÚwÚ kept >w< the :33 watch; 
Where, ÚwÚ as :33 they ^w^ had :3 dewivew'd, x3 both ^-^ in time, 
:33 Fowm :3 of >w< the ^w^ thing, uWu each :3 wowd uWu made OwO twue ^-^ and ^.^ good, 
^.^ The uWu appawition :33 comes. ^-^ I ^-^ knyew ^-^ youw :33 fathew. 
These >w< hands are UwU nyot :33 mowe ÚwÚ wike. 
>_> Ham. xDD But >w< whewe >_> was xDD this? 
Mar. ^w^ My lord, upon >w< the ;;w;; pwatfowm >w< whewe ;;w;; we >w< watch'd. 
>_> Ham. ÚwÚ Did :33 you UwU nyot UwU speak uWu to it? 
Hor. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I ^w^ did; 
xDD But answer uWu made it x3 nyonye. ^w^ Yet once ;;w;; methought 
>_> It lifted :3 up it ^.^ head ^-^ and >w< did xDD addwess 
>_< Itsewf uWu to motion, OwO wike ÚwÚ as it :3 wouwd uWu speak; 
xDD But uWu even :33 then >w< the ^.^ mownying ^.^ cock :33 cwew ^.^ woud, 
And :3 at >w< the sound it >_> shwunk ^-^ in haste xDD away 
And ^w^ vanyish'd OwO fwom x3 ouw ÚwÚ sight. 
>_> Ham. 'Tis :3 vewy strange. 
Hor. :33 As ^-^ I do >_< wive, >_> my ÚwÚ honyouw'd lord, ÚwÚ 'tis OwO twue; 
And ;;w;; we >w< did xDD think it ^.^ wwit OwO down ^-^ in x3 ouw >_> duty 
>_< To let :33 you >_< knyow :3 of uWu it. 
>_> Ham. Indeed, UwU indeed, uWu siws. xDD But ^w^ this OwO twoubwes >w< me. 
x3 Howd :33 you >w< the :33 watch ÚwÚ to-nyight? 
ÚwÚ Both >w< [Maw. ^-^ and xDD Bew.] OwO We ÚwÚ do, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. Arm'd, say :33 you? 
:33 Both. Arm'd, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. ^w^ Fwom OwO top uWu to ^-^ toe? 
:33 Both. ^w^ My lord, OwO fwom ^.^ head uWu to foot. 
>_> Ham. UwU Then OwO saw :33 you UwU nyot ^.^ his xDD face? 
Hor. OwO O, ^-^ yes, >_> my lord! He ^.^ wowe ^.^ his ÚwÚ beavew ;;w;; up. 
>_> Ham. ^w^ What, OwO wook'd UwU he xDD fwownyingwy. 
Hor. xDD A countenance :33 mowe ^-^ in >_> sowwow than ^-^ in >w< angew. 
>_> Ham. ÚwÚ Pawe >w< ow xDD wed? 
Hor. Nay, :3 vewy ^w^ pawe. 
>_> Ham. And fix'd ^.^ his ^.^ eyes upon :33 you? 
Hor. uWu Most >w< constantwy. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO been >w< thewe. 
Hor. >_> It :3 wouwd have ÚwÚ much OwO amaz'd ÚwÚ you. 
>_> Ham. ^w^ Vewy ^.^ wike, :3 vewy ÚwÚ wike. OwO Stay'd it long? 
Hor. uWu Whiwe >w< onye xDD with uWu modewate haste :33 might tell a ^.^ hundwed. 
:33 Both. OwO Wongew, ^.^ wongew. 
Hor. uWu Nyot uWu when ^-^ I xDD saw't. 
>_> Ham. :33 His >w< beawd >_> was >_> gwizzwed- no? 
Hor. >_> It ^w^ was, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have seen it ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< wife, 
xDD A ^.^ sabwe >_> siwvew'd. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 watch xDD to-nyight. 
Perchance 'twill ^.^ wawk again. 
Hor. ^-^ I warr'nt it :3 wiww. 
>_> Ham. UwU If it >_> assume >_> my ^-^ nyobwe >_> fathew's person, 
>_< I'ww UwU speak uWu to ^w^ it, though uWu heww ^w^ itsewf OwO shouwd ;;w;; gape 
And :33 bid :33 me hold >_> my >_< peace. ^-^ I pray :33 you >w< aww, 
UwU If :33 you have ^-^ hithewto >_< conceaw'd ^w^ this sight, 
Let it >_< be ^-^ tenyabwe ^-^ in ^-^ youw >_< siwence >_< stiww; 
And x3 whatsoevew else >_< shaww >_< hap to-night, 
^w^ Give it :3 an understanding but xDD nyo ;;w;; tongue. 
^-^ I >w< wiww requite ^-^ youw :3 woves. ;;w;; So, fare :33 you ^.^ weww. 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^w^ pwatfowm, 'twixt ;;w;; eweven ^-^ and OwO twewve, 
>_< I'ww ^-^ visit ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ Aww. >_< Ouw >_> duty uWu to ^-^ youw honour. 
>_> Ham. ;;w;; Youw ^w^ woves, ÚwÚ as mine uWu to ÚwÚ you. >w< Faweweww. 
Exeunt uWu [aww but uWu Hamwet]. 
^w^ My >_> fathew's :3 spiwit- ^-^ in ÚwÚ awms? ;;w;; Aww is UwU nyot ^.^ weww. 
^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ fouw play. >w< Wouwd >w< the night were come! 
xDD Tiww :33 then ÚwÚ sit ^.^ stiww, >_> my >w< souw. ^.^ Fouw deeds >w< wiww rise, 
OwO Though ;;w;; aww >w< the earth uWu o'ewwhewm them, uWu to men's ^-^ eyes. 
Exit. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
OwO Ewsinyowe. xDD A room ^-^ in >w< the house :3 of :33 Powonyius. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Waewtes ^-^ and OwO Ophewia. 

Laer. ^w^ My OwO nyecessawies are OwO embawk'd. >w< Faweweww. 
And, ^w^ sistew, ÚwÚ as >w< the UwU winds >w< give benefit 
And ^.^ convoy is x3 assistant, do UwU nyot xDD sweep, 
xDD But let :33 me >_> heaw OwO fwom ÚwÚ you. 
Oph. :3 Do :33 you ÚwÚ doubt that? 
Laer. :3 Fow Hamlet, ^-^ and >w< the trifling :3 of ^.^ his favour, 
x3 Howd it a >w< fashion, ^-^ and a ;;w;; toy ^-^ in ;;w;; bwood; 
xDD A >_> viowet ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ youth :3 of UwU pwimy UwU nyatuwe, 
ÚwÚ Fowwawd, UwU nyot ^.^ pewmanyent- >w< sweet, UwU nyot :3 wasting; 
^.^ The perfume ^-^ and suppliance :3 of a :33 minyute; 
:33 Nyo >w< mowe. 
Oph. :33 Nyo :33 mowe but so? 
Laer. >w< Think it xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
:3 Fow ;;w;; nyatuwe ^w^ cwescent does UwU nyot ÚwÚ gwow OwO awonye 
^.^ In xDD thews ^-^ and uWu buwk; but ÚwÚ as ^w^ this >w< tempwe >_< waxes, 
^.^ The inward UwU sewvice :3 of >w< the ;;w;; mind ^-^ and ^w^ souw 
^-^ Gwows uWu wide withal. x3 Pewhaps UwU he >_< woves :33 you uWu nyow, 
And now xDD nyo soil >_< nyow OwO cautew x3 doth besmirch 
^.^ The virtue :3 of ^.^ his :3 wiww; but :33 you must fear, 
:33 His :3 gweatnyess OwO weigh'd, ^.^ his >w< wiww is UwU nyot ^.^ his UwU own; 
:3 Fow UwU he himself is xDD subject uWu to ^.^ his birth. 
He ^w^ may not, ÚwÚ as ^.^ unvawued ^-^ pewsons ÚwÚ do, 
Carve for ^w^ himsewf, for on ^.^ his :33 choice OwO depends 
^.^ The ^w^ safety ^-^ and OwO heawth :3 of ^w^ this uWu whowe xDD state, 
And x3 thewefowe must ^.^ his :33 choice >_< be UwU ciwcumscwib'd 
uWu Unto >w< the :3 voice ^-^ and uWu yiewding :3 of ^w^ that body 
ÚwÚ Wheweof UwU he is >w< the head. UwU Then >_> if UwU he x3 says UwU he >_< woves ^.^ you, 
>_> It uWu fits ^-^ youw ;;w;; wisdom ;;w;; so far uWu to xDD bewieve it 
:33 As UwU he ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< pawticuwaw :3 act ^-^ and :3 pwace 
:3 May >w< give ^.^ his saying >_< deed; xDD which is xDD nyo further 
uWu Than >w< the main :3 voice :3 of Denmark :3 goes withal. 
UwU Then :33 weigh what OwO woss ^-^ youw >w< honyouw ^w^ may >_< sustain 
UwU If xDD with x3 too credent >_> eaw :33 you ^w^ wist ^.^ his OwO songs, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; wose ^-^ youw heart, >w< ow ^-^ youw >_> chaste >w< tweasuwe uWu open 
>_< To ^.^ his ÚwÚ unmast'wed importunity. 
Fear ^w^ it, ^.^ Ophewia, ^w^ feaw ^w^ it, >_> my dear ^w^ sistew, 
And :3 keep :33 you ^-^ in >w< the rear :3 of ^-^ youw :3 affection, 
>_> Out :3 of >w< the OwO shot ^-^ and danger :3 of ;;w;; desiwe. 
^.^ The chariest ÚwÚ maid is UwU pwodigaw :33 enyough 
UwU If she x3 unmask ;;w;; hew beauty uWu to >w< the x3 moon. 
>_< Viwtue ^w^ itsewf scopes UwU nyot ^.^ cawumnyious ÚwÚ stwokes. 
^.^ The :33 cankew galls >w< the >_< infants :3 of >w< the ;;w;; spwing 
:33 Too oft :33 befowe their OwO buttons >_< be ^-^ discwos'd, 
And ^-^ in >w< the mown ^-^ and liquid UwU dew :3 of ^w^ youth 
;;w;; Contagious OwO bwastments are :3 most xDD imminyent. 
;;w;; Be >_> wawy >_> then; uWu best ^w^ safety ^w^ wies ^-^ in >_< feaw. 
Youth uWu to ^w^ itsewf rebels, though none else UwU nyeaw. 
Oph. ^-^ I >_< shaww >_> th' ÚwÚ effect :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ good OwO wesson :3 keep 
:33 As >_> watchman uWu to >_> my >w< heawt. >w< But, ^w^ good >_> my ^-^ bwothew, 
:3 Do UwU nyot ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ some ungracious :3 pastows ÚwÚ do, 
x3 Show :33 me >w< the OwO steep ^-^ and ÚwÚ thowny x3 way uWu to :33 heaven, 
^w^ Whiwes, OwO wike a ^-^ puff'd ^-^ and ^.^ weckwess >_< wibewtinye, 
Himself >w< the :3 pwimwose ;;w;; path :3 of ^.^ dawwiance >_< tweads 
And ;;w;; wecks UwU nyot ^.^ his ^-^ own rede. 
Laer. OwO O, ^w^ feaw :33 me not! 

^-^ Entew :33 Powonyius. 

^-^ I x3 stay x3 too long. xDD But ÚwÚ hewe >_> my father :33 comes. 
xDD A >w< doubwe ÚwÚ bwessing is a >w< doubwe grace; 
^-^ Occasion ^-^ smiwes upon a ;;w;; second leave. 
Pol. ^w^ Yet ;;w;; hewe, xDD Waewtes? ^.^ Aboawd, UwU aboawd, for shame! 
^.^ The ^.^ wind :3 sits ^-^ in >w< the shoulder :3 of ^-^ youw ÚwÚ saiw, 
And :33 you are stay'd >_< fow. >w< Thewe- >_> my ÚwÚ bwessing xDD with ^-^ thee! 
And uWu these OwO few precepts ^-^ in thy memory 
ÚwÚ Wook >w< thou x3 chawactew. ^w^ Give thy ;;w;; thoughts xDD nyo uWu tongue, 
>_> Nyow :33 any unproportion'd :3 thought ^.^ his ^.^ act. 
;;w;; Be >w< thou >w< famiwiaw, but :3 by xDD nyo ÚwÚ means vulgar: 
Those >w< fwiends >w< thou ^-^ hast, ^-^ and their OwO adoption uWu twied, 
uWu Gwappwe them >_< unto thy ^w^ souw xDD with :3 hoops :3 of xDD steew; 
xDD But do UwU nyot ^.^ duww thy :3 pawm xDD with entertainment 
Of uWu each new-hatch'd, unfledg'd ^w^ comwade. Beware 
Of entrance uWu to a :33 quawwew; but being :33 in, 
:33 Beaw't ^w^ that >_> th' uWu opposed ^w^ may :33 bewawe :3 of ;;w;; thee. 
^w^ Give >_> evewy man ^w^ thinye ^-^ eaw, but OwO few thy x3 voice; 
Take uWu each man's OwO censuwe, but ÚwÚ wesewve thy >w< judgment. 
>_> Costwy thy >_> habit ÚwÚ as thy ^.^ puwse ^w^ can >_> buy, 
xDD But UwU nyot >_< expwess'd ^-^ in ;;w;; fancy; UwU wich, UwU nyot xDD gaudy; 
:3 Fow >w< the :3 appawew oft proclaims >w< the ;;w;; man, 
And :33 they ^-^ in >_< Fwance :3 of >w< the uWu best rank ^-^ and >w< station 
;;w;; Awe :3 most x3 sewect ^-^ and generous, uWu chief ^-^ in UwU that. 
^w^ Nyeithew a ^w^ bowwowew >_< nyow a ^.^ wendew x3 be; 
:3 Fow :33 woan oft loses x3 both ^w^ itsewf ^-^ and ^.^ fwiend, 
And ^-^ bowwowing OwO duwws >w< the OwO edge :3 of >_< husbandwy. 
^.^ This ^w^ above ^w^ aww- uWu to ^w^ thinye ^-^ own >_> sewf >_< be ;;w;; twue, 
And it must ^w^ fowwow, ÚwÚ as >w< the night >w< the x3 day, 
Thou >_> canst UwU nyot :33 then >_< be x3 fawse uWu to :33 any man. 
>w< Faweweww. ^w^ My ÚwÚ bwessing xDD season ^w^ this ^-^ in ^-^ thee! 
Laer. uWu Most x3 humbwy do ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my leave, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
Pol. ^.^ The :3 time ^-^ invites ÚwÚ you. ^.^ Go, ^-^ youw servants ;;w;; tend. 
Laer. Farewell, ^.^ Ophewia, ^-^ and remember ^w^ weww 
:3 What ^-^ I have ^-^ said uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
Oph. 'Tis ^-^ in >_> my memory >w< wock'd, 
And :33 you :33 youwsewf >_< shaww :3 keep >w< the ;;w;; key :3 of uWu it. 
Laer. >w< Faweweww. Exit. 
Pol. :3 What :3 is't, ^.^ Ophewia, UwU he hath ^-^ said uWu to :33 you? 
Oph. So UwU pwease ^.^ you, x3 something touching >w< the xDD Wowd uWu Hamwet. 
Pol. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ weww bethought! 
'Tis >_< towd :33 me UwU he hath :3 vewy oft :3 of OwO wate 
ÚwÚ Given private :3 time uWu to ^.^ you, ^-^ and :33 you :33 youwsewf 
>_< Have :3 of ^-^ youw audience OwO been :3 most >w< fwee ^-^ and OwO bounteous. 
UwU If it >_< be UwU so- ÚwÚ as ;;w;; so ÚwÚ 'tis put on me, 
And ^w^ that ^-^ in x3 way :3 of caution- ^-^ I must tell :33 you 
You do UwU nyot understand :33 youwsewf ;;w;; so x3 cweawwy 
:33 As it ^w^ behooves >_> my uWu daughtew ^-^ and ^-^ youw honour. 
:3 What is between :33 you? ^w^ Give :33 me :3 up >w< the xDD twuth. 
Oph. He hath, >_> my lord, :3 of OwO wate uWu made uWu many uWu tendews 
Of ^.^ his UwU affection uWu to >w< me. 
Pol. :33 Affection? Pooh! You UwU speak OwO wike a >_> gween ^w^ giww, 
^w^ Unsifted ^-^ in >_< such ^w^ pewiwous >_> ciwcumstance. 
:3 Do :33 you xDD bewieve ^.^ his ÚwÚ tendews, ÚwÚ as :33 you UwU caww them? 
Oph. ^-^ I do UwU nyot :33 knyow, >_> my lord, what ^-^ I OwO shouwd think, 
Pol. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ teach >_> you! >w< Think :33 youwsewf a >w< baby 
:33 That :33 you have xDD ta'en uWu these uWu tendews for OwO twue >_> pay, 
Which are UwU nyot ^.^ stewwing. ;;w;; Tendew :33 youwsewf :33 mowe dearly, 
>_> Ow uWu (nyot uWu to :3 cwack >w< the ^.^ wind :3 of >w< the x3 poow ÚwÚ phwase, 
>_< Wunnying it ^-^ thus) ^.^ you'ww tender :33 me a OwO foow. 
Oph. ^w^ My lord, UwU he hath importun'd :33 me xDD with :33 wove 
^.^ In >w< honyouwabwe uWu fashion. 
Pol. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ fashion :33 you ^w^ may UwU caww uWu it. :3 Go x3 to, ^w^ go to! 
Oph. And hath ÚwÚ given countenance uWu to ^.^ his :3 speech, >_> my lord, 
With almost ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU howy OwO vows :3 of >w< heaven. 
Pol. x3 Ay, x3 spwinges uWu to xDD catch ^-^ woodcocks! ^-^ I do :33 knyow, 
When >w< the UwU bwood >_< buwns, how UwU pwodigaw >w< the ^w^ souw 
>_< Wends >w< the tongue uWu vows. These blazes, ;;w;; daughtew, 
:33 Giving :33 mowe :3 wight than heat, extinct ^-^ in x3 both 
uWu Even ^-^ in their ^-^ pwomise, ÚwÚ as it is uWu a-making, 
You must UwU nyot ^w^ take for >w< fiwe. ^w^ Fwom ^w^ this :3 time 
;;w;; Be x3 something ^w^ scantew :3 of ^-^ youw ÚwÚ maiden :3 pwesence. 
^-^ Set ^-^ youw ^w^ entweatments :3 at a :33 highew OwO wate 
uWu Than a UwU command uWu to >w< pawwey. :3 Fow xDD Wowd Hamlet, 
;;w;; Bewieve ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ^-^ in :3 him, ^w^ that UwU he is ;;w;; young, 
And xDD with a larger :33 tethew ^w^ may UwU he ^.^ wawk 
uWu Than ^w^ may >_< be ÚwÚ given ÚwÚ you. ^.^ In ^w^ few, ^.^ Ophewia, 
:3 Do UwU nyot xDD bewieve ^.^ his ;;w;; vows; for :33 they are >_< bwokews, 
uWu Nyot :3 of ^w^ that dye xDD which their ^-^ investments >_< show, 
xDD But mere :3 impwowatows :3 of x3 unhowy suits, 
x3 Bweathing OwO wike ^w^ sanctified ^-^ and pious bawds, 
^.^ The xDD bettew uWu to beguile. ^.^ This is for OwO aww: 
^-^ I :3 wouwd not, ^-^ in UwU pwain OwO tewms, OwO fwom ^w^ this :3 time ^-^ fowth 
>_< Have :33 you ;;w;; so ;;w;; swandew :33 any ^w^ moment :3 weisuwe 
:33 As uWu to >w< give >_> wowds >w< ow ^-^ tawk xDD with >w< the xDD Wowd uWu Hamwet. 
ÚwÚ Wook to't, ^-^ I charge ÚwÚ you. ^w^ Come ^-^ youw ÚwÚ ways. 
Oph. ^-^ I >_< shaww obey, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ;;w;; IV. 
OwO Ewsinyowe. ^.^ The ;;w;; pwatfowm :33 befowe >w< the >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew Hamlet, UwU Howatio, ^-^ and Marcellus. 

>_> Ham. ^.^ The air ^-^ bites OwO shwewdwy; it is :3 vewy >_< cowd. 
Hor. >_> It is a :33 nyipping ^-^ and :3 an >w< eagew >w< aiw. 
>_> Ham. :3 What hour OwO nyow? 
Hor. ^-^ I xDD think it :33 wacks :3 of twelve. 
Mar. x3 Nyo, it is struck. 
Hor. ^.^ Indeed? ^-^ I heard it uWu nyot. >_> It :33 then :3 dwaws uWu nyeaw >w< the xDD season 
Wherein >w< the ÚwÚ spiwit :3 hewd ^.^ his UwU wont uWu to >_< wawk. 
xDD A ^.^ fwouwish :3 of >_> twumpets, ^-^ and x3 two >_< pieces ^w^ go ^.^ off. 
:3 What does ^w^ this ;;w;; mean, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. ^.^ The OwO King x3 doth wake to-night ^-^ and >_> takes ^.^ his >_< wouse, 
;;w;; Keeps :33 wassaiw, ^-^ and >w< the >_> swagg'wing upspring reels, 
And, ÚwÚ as UwU he ^-^ dwains ^.^ his draughts :3 of UwU Whenyish x3 down, 
^.^ The ^.^ kettwedwum ^-^ and OwO twumpet UwU thus bray :33 out 
^.^ The ÚwÚ twiumph :3 of ^.^ his UwU pwedge. 
Hor. Is it a OwO custom? 
>_> Ham. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, :3 is't; 
xDD But uWu to >_> my >w< mind, though ^-^ I am native ÚwÚ hewe 
And uWu to >w< the >w< mannyew born, it is a >w< custom 
x3 Mowe ÚwÚ honyouw'd ^-^ in >w< the x3 bweach than >w< the :3 obsewvance. 
^.^ This ;;w;; heavy-headed UwU wevew ^w^ east ^-^ and >_> west 
uWu Makes uWu us x3 twaduc'd ^-^ and UwU tax'd :3 of x3 othew nations; 
xDD They :33 cwip uWu us OwO dwunkawds ^-^ and xDD with uWu swinyish >_< phwase 
^-^ Soiw x3 ouw uWu addition; ^-^ and uWu indeed it >_> takes 
^w^ Fwom x3 ouw ÚwÚ achievements, though >w< pewfowm'd :3 at >_> height, 
^.^ The ^.^ pith ^-^ and marrow :3 of x3 ouw x3 attwibute. 
So oft it ^.^ chances ^-^ in >_< pawticuwaw ^-^ men 
UwU That, for ÚwÚ some x3 vicious UwU mowe :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe ^-^ in them, 
:33 As ^-^ in their >w< biwth,- :33 whewein :33 they are UwU nyot :3 guiwty, 
;;w;; Since ;;w;; nyatuwe ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose ^.^ his OwO owigin,- 
By >w< the :3 o'ewgwowth :3 of ÚwÚ some OwO compwexion, 
>_> Oft >_> bweaking OwO down >w< the xDD pawes ^-^ and ;;w;; fowts :3 of ;;w;; weason, 
>_> Ow :3 by ÚwÚ some >_> habit ^w^ that x3 too ÚwÚ much xDD o'ewweavens 
^.^ The OwO fowm :3 of ÚwÚ pwausive manners, ^w^ that uWu these ^-^ men 
>_> Cawwying, ^-^ I say, >w< the :3 stamp :3 of >w< onye ;;w;; defect, 
ÚwÚ Being >_< nyatuwe's UwU wivewy, >w< ow fortune's OwO staw, 
uWu Theiw virtues else- >_< be :33 they ÚwÚ as >_> puwe ÚwÚ as ;;w;; gwace, 
:33 As >w< infinyite ÚwÚ as man ^w^ may :33 undewgo- 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ genyewaw ;;w;; censuwe ^w^ take xDD cowwuption 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ that >_< pawticuwaw ^-^ fauwt. ^.^ The uWu dwam :3 of e'il 
^.^ Doth ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ nyobwe substance x3 often dout >_< To ^.^ his ^-^ own :3 scandaw. 

^-^ Entew >_> Ghost. 

Hor. x3 Wook, >_> my lord, it ÚwÚ comes! 
>_> Ham. >w< Angews ^-^ and ÚwÚ minyistews :3 of ^.^ gwace defend >_> us! 
;;w;; Be >w< thou a ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of OwO heawth >w< ow >w< gobwin ÚwÚ damn'd, 
xDD Bwing xDD with ÚwÚ thee ^w^ aiws OwO fwom :3 heaven >w< ow blasts OwO fwom uWu heww, 
;;w;; Be thy x3 intents >_> wicked >w< ow x3 chawitabwe, 
Thou com'st ^-^ in >_< such a ^w^ questionyabwe shape 
:33 That ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU speak uWu to ;;w;; thee. >_< I'ww UwU caww ÚwÚ thee Hamlet, 
:3 King, ^-^ fathew, ;;w;; woyaw x3 Danye. OwO O, answer ÚwÚ me? 
Let :33 me UwU nyot OwO buwst ^-^ in xDD ignyowance, but tell 
^.^ Why thy >_> canyonyiz'd OwO bonyes, :3 heawsed ^-^ in >_< death, 
>_< Have OwO buwst their xDD cewements; why >w< the xDD sepuwchwe 
Wherein ;;w;; we OwO saw ÚwÚ thee ^.^ quietwy inurn'd, 
uWu Hath :3 op'd ^.^ his ponderous ^-^ and marble jaws 
>_< To ÚwÚ cast ÚwÚ thee :3 up again. :3 What ^w^ may ^w^ this UwU mean 
:33 That UwU thou, ^-^ dead >_> cowse, ;;w;; again ^-^ in complete ^-^ steew, 
ÚwÚ Wevisits UwU thus >w< the >_< gwimpses :3 of >w< the moon, 
>_< Making night >w< hideous, ^-^ and ;;w;; we x3 foows :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe 
So uWu howwidwy uWu to shake x3 ouw ÚwÚ disposition 
With ;;w;; thoughts >_> beyond >w< the >_> weaches :3 of x3 ouw >_> souws? 
>w< Say, why is xDD this? wherefore? :3 What OwO shouwd ;;w;; we do? 
xDD Ghost :33 beckons uWu Hamwet. 
Hor. >_> It :33 beckons :33 you uWu to ^w^ go xDD away xDD with ^w^ it, 
:33 As >_> if it ÚwÚ some UwU impawtment >w< did desire 
>_< To :33 you alone. 
Mar. ÚwÚ Wook xDD with what courteous action 
>_> It ^.^ waves :33 you uWu to a :33 mowe x3 wemoved uWu gwound. 
xDD But do UwU nyot ^w^ go xDD with x3 it! 
Hor. x3 Nyo, :3 by xDD nyo OwO means! 
>_> Ham. >_> It >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ speak. UwU Then >w< wiww ^-^ I x3 fowwow uWu it. 
Hor. :3 Do not, >_> my lord! 
>_> Ham. :3 Why, what OwO shouwd >_< be >w< the UwU feaw? 
^-^ I do UwU nyot ^w^ set >_> my OwO wife :3 at a pin's xDD fee; 
And for >_> my ^w^ souw, what ^w^ can it do uWu to that, 
ÚwÚ Being a >_> thing immortal ÚwÚ as ;;w;; itsewf? 
>_> It ^.^ waves :33 me ^-^ fowth again. >_< I'ww x3 fowwow uWu it. 
Hor. :3 What >_> if it >w< tempt :33 you ^.^ towawd >w< the flood, >_> my lord, 
>_> Ow uWu to >w< the dreadful summit :3 of >w< the UwU cwiff 
:33 That >_> beetwes ^.^ o'ew ^.^ his base uWu into >w< the sea, 
And >w< thewe >_> assume ÚwÚ some >w< othew, horrible OwO fowm 
Which :33 might ÚwÚ depwive ^-^ youw OwO soveweignty :3 of :3 weason 
And draw :33 you uWu into >_< madnyess? >w< Think :3 of uWu it. 
^.^ The :3 vewy :3 pwace puts :3 toys :3 of >w< despewation, 
>_< Without :33 mowe ÚwÚ motive, uWu into >_> evewy ^.^ bwain 
:33 That OwO wooks ;;w;; so uWu many ^w^ fadoms uWu to >w< the >w< sea 
And :33 heaws it >w< woaw :33 benyeath. 
>_> Ham. >_> It ^.^ waves :33 me >w< stiww. 
:3 Go >_< on. >_< I'ww x3 fowwow ;;w;; thee. 
Mar. You >_< shaww UwU nyot go, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. x3 Howd off ^-^ youw hands! 
Hor. ;;w;; Be >_> wuw'd. You >_< shaww UwU nyot ^w^ go. 
>_> Ham. ^w^ My >_> fate cries :33 out 
And ^-^ makes uWu each xDD petty artire ^-^ in ^w^ this body 
:33 As :33 hawdy ÚwÚ as >w< the :33 Nyemean lion's xDD nyewve. 
UwU [Ghost ^.^ beckons.] 
UwU Stiww am ^-^ I call'd. ^w^ Unhand me, ;;w;; gentwemen. 
By :33 heaven, >_< I'ww uWu make a ghost :3 of xDD him ^w^ that ^-^ wets uWu me!- 
^-^ I say, uWu away!- :3 Go >_< on. >_< I'ww x3 fowwow ;;w;; thee. 
Exeunt xDD Ghost ^-^ and uWu Hamwet. 
Hor. He ^w^ waxes :33 despewate xDD with >w< imaginyation. 
Mar. xDD Wet's ^w^ fowwow. 'Tis UwU nyot >w< fit UwU thus uWu to xDD obey ^-^ him. 
Hor. >_< Have ÚwÚ aftew. >_< To what ^.^ issue ^w^ waiw ^w^ this come? 
Mar. ^w^ Something is >w< wotten ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ state :3 of :3 Denmawk. 
Hor. >_> Heaven >w< wiww ;;w;; diwect uWu it. 
Mar. Nay, let's x3 fowwow ^-^ him. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye V. 
OwO Ewsinyowe. ^.^ The >_> Castwe. UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the ;;w;; fowtifications. 

^-^ Entew xDD Ghost ^-^ and uWu Hamwet. 

>_> Ham. uWu Whithew OwO wiwt >w< thou ÚwÚ wead ÚwÚ me? Speak! >_< I'ww ^w^ go xDD nyo further. 
>_> Ghost. Mark >w< me. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I :3 wiww. 
>_> Ghost. ^w^ My hour is almost come, 
When ^-^ I uWu to ^w^ suwph'wous ^-^ and ^.^ towmenting ^-^ fwames 
ÚwÚ Must x3 wendew :3 up uWu mysewf. 
>_> Ham. >_> Awas, x3 poow >w< ghost! 
>_> Ghost. Pity :33 me not, but ^w^ wend thy serious hearing 
>_< To what ^-^ I >_< shaww :33 unfowd. 
>_> Ham. Speak. ^-^ I am ^.^ bound uWu to >w< heaw. 
>_> Ghost. So UwU awt >w< thou uWu to revenge, uWu when >w< thou xDD shawt >w< heaw. 
>_> Ham. What? 
>_> Ghost. ^-^ I am thy >_> fathew's xDD spiwit, 
>_< Doom'd for a x3 cewtain term uWu to ^.^ wawk >w< the OwO nyight, 
And for >w< the x3 day :33 confin'd uWu to fast ^-^ in uWu fiwes, 
xDD Tiww >w< the ÚwÚ fouw UwU cwimes ^w^ donye ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ days :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe 
;;w;; Awe ^.^ buwnt ^-^ and ^.^ puwg'd uWu away. xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ I am x3 fowbid 
>_< To tell >w< the >_< secwets :3 of >_> my prison uWu house, 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd a x3 tawe :3 unfowd :3 whose lightest :3 wowd 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ hawwow :3 up thy ^w^ souw, UwU fweeze thy xDD young uWu bwood, 
Make thy x3 two uWu eyes, OwO wike ÚwÚ staws, >_> stawt OwO fwom their xDD sphewes, 
>w< Thy >_> knyotted ^-^ and x3 combinyed locks uWu to >_< pawt, 
And uWu each >_< pawticuwaw >w< haiw uWu to >_< stand :3 an UwU end 
>w< Wike ;;w;; quiwws upon >w< the fretful ^.^ powpentinye. 
xDD But ^w^ this eternal ^-^ bwazon must UwU nyot >_< be 
>_< To >_< eaws :3 of flesh ^-^ and >w< bwood. List, >w< wist, OwO O, OwO wist! 
UwU If >w< thou didst ^-^ evew thy dear father >_> wove- 
>_> Ham. O x3 God! 
>_> Ghost. :3 Wevenge ^.^ his ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ and :3 most unnatural ^-^ muwthew. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ Muwthew? 
>_> Ghost. ÚwÚ Muwthew :3 most foul, ÚwÚ as ^-^ in >w< the uWu best it is; 
xDD But ^w^ this :3 most foul, >_< stwange, ^-^ and :33 unnyatuwaw. 
>_> Ham. Haste :33 me uWu to >_< knyow't, ^w^ that ;;w;; I, xDD with uWu wings ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ swift 
:33 As OwO meditation >w< ow >w< the ;;w;; thoughts :3 of love, 
:3 May uWu sweep uWu to >_> my revenge. 
>_> Ghost. ^-^ I find ÚwÚ thee apt; 
And ÚwÚ duwwew shouldst >w< thou >_< be than >w< the ÚwÚ fat >w< weed 
:33 That :33 wots ^w^ itsewf ^-^ in ^-^ ease on >w< Wethe UwU whawf, 
Wouldst >w< thou UwU nyot >w< stiw ^-^ in this. xDD Nyow, Hamlet, >w< heaw. 
'Tis ÚwÚ given :33 out that, sleeping ^-^ in >_> my :33 owchawd, 
xDD A serpent :33 stung >w< me. So >w< the uWu whowe >_> eaw :3 of Denmark 
Is :3 by a uWu fowged ^w^ pwocess :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ death 
xDD Wankwy ÚwÚ abus'd. xDD But :33 knyow, >w< thou ^-^ nyobwe uWu youth, 
^.^ The serpent ^w^ that >w< did xDD sting thy >_> fathew's OwO wife 
:3 Nyow wears ^.^ his ;;w;; cwown. 
>_> Ham. O >_> my OwO pwophetic soul! 
^w^ My UwU uncwe? 
>_> Ghost. x3 Ay, ^w^ that OwO incestuous, ^w^ that >_< aduwtewate >_> beast, 
With x3 witchcwaft :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; wit, xDD with traitorous x3 gifts- 
O >_> wicked UwU wit ^-^ and ^-^ gifts, ^w^ that have >w< the ÚwÚ powew 
So uWu to uWu seduce!- won uWu to ^.^ his OwO shamefuw OwO wust 
^.^ The >w< wiww :3 of >_> my :3 most seeming-virtuous :3 queen. 
O Hamlet, what a ÚwÚ fawwing-off >_> was there, 
^w^ Fwom me, :3 whose :33 wove >_> was :3 of ^w^ that >w< dignyity 
:33 That it UwU went UwU hand ^-^ in UwU hand uWu even xDD with >w< the OwO vow 
^-^ I uWu made uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ in marriage, ^-^ and uWu to decline 
ÚwÚ Upon a UwU wwetch :3 whose ^-^ nyatuwaw ÚwÚ gifts were x3 poow 
>_< To those :3 of >_< minye! 
xDD But virtue, ÚwÚ as it UwU nyevew >w< wiww >_< be mov'd, 
OwO Though ^.^ wewdnyess >w< couwt it ^-^ in a shape :3 of :33 heaven, 
So >w< wust, though uWu to a radiant >w< angew ^.^ wink'd, 
Will >_< sate ^w^ itsewf ^-^ in a celestial bed 
And prey on garbage. 
xDD But >_> soft! :33 methinks ^-^ I scent >w< the ^.^ mownying >w< aiw. 
Brief let :33 me OwO be. Sleeping >_> within >_> my :33 owchawd, 
^w^ My >w< custom uWu awways :3 of >w< the afternoon, 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my ;;w;; secuwe hour thy >w< uncwe stole, 
With ^-^ juice :3 of cursed OwO hebonya ^-^ in a >_> viaw, 
And ^-^ in >w< the >_< powches :3 of >_> my >_< eaws >w< did pour 
^.^ The >_> wepewous xDD distiwment; :3 whose ÚwÚ effect 
OwO Howds >_< such :3 an xDD enmity xDD with UwU bwood :3 of man 
:33 That ÚwÚ swift ÚwÚ as ^-^ quicksiwveww it ;;w;; couwses through 
^.^ The ^-^ nyatuwaw ^-^ gates ^-^ and :33 awweys :3 of >w< the ^.^ body, 
And xDD with a xDD sudden >w< vigouw it x3 doth >w< posset 
And curd, OwO wike >w< eagew ÚwÚ dwoppings uWu into UwU miwk, 
^.^ The >w< thin ^-^ and :33 whowesome >w< bwood. So >w< did it mine; 
And a :3 most >w< instant tetter bark'd uWu about, 
uWu Most ^.^ wazaw-wike, xDD with :3 viwe ^-^ and uWu woathsome crust 
;;w;; Aww >_> my OwO smooth :33 body. 
Thus >_> was ;;w;; I, sleeping, :3 by a ^-^ bwothew's UwU hand 
Of >_< wife, :3 of ^w^ cwown, :3 of ^-^ queen, :3 at once >_> dispatch'd; 
UwU Cut off uWu even ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ bwossoms :3 of >_> my sin, 
Unhous'led, ^-^ disappointed, >_> unyanyew'd, 
:33 Nyo >w< weckonying x3 made, but >_> sent uWu to >_> my :33 account 
With ;;w;; aww >_> my imperfections on >_> my head. 
>_> Ham. OwO O, ÚwÚ howwibwe! OwO O, ÚwÚ howwibwe! :3 most ÚwÚ howwibwe! 
>_> Ghost. UwU If >w< thou UwU hast ;;w;; nyatuwe ^-^ in ^-^ thee, ;;w;; beaw it uWu nyot. 
Let UwU nyot >w< the ;;w;; woyaw bed :3 of Denmark >_< be 
xDD A couch for luxury ^-^ and uWu damnyed incest. 
>w< But, OwO howsoevew >w< thou >w< puwsuest ^w^ this ^w^ act, 
Taint UwU nyot thy >w< mind, >_< nyow let thy ^w^ souw ^-^ contwive 
Against thy mother OwO aught. :33 Weave ;;w;; hew uWu to :33 heaven, 
And uWu to those :3 thowns ^w^ that ^-^ in ;;w;; hew bosom :33 wodge 
>_< To ^w^ pwick ^-^ and xDD sting x3 hew. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee ^w^ weww :3 at ^w^ once. 
^.^ The >_< gwowwowm :3 shows >w< the matin uWu to >_< be uWu nyeaw 
And ;;w;; gins uWu to ^-^ pawe ^.^ his >_< unyeffectuaw >w< fiwe. 
>w< Adieu, ^w^ adieu, >_< adieu! :3 Wemembew >w< me. Exit. 
>_> Ham. O ;;w;; aww :33 you >w< host :3 of heaven! O >_< eawth! :3 What else? 
And >_< shaww ^-^ I ^-^ coupwe ^-^ heww? Hold, UwU howd, >_> my >_< heawt! 
And ^.^ you, >_> my sinews, ÚwÚ gwow UwU nyot >w< instant >_< owd, 
xDD But ;;w;; beaw :33 me x3 stiffwy ;;w;; up. :3 Wemembew uWu thee? 
x3 Ay, >w< thou x3 poow ^w^ ghost, :33 whiwe memory UwU howds a ^w^ seat 
^.^ In ^w^ this distracted xDD gwobe. :3 Wemembew uWu thee? 
x3 Yea, OwO fwom >w< the ^-^ tabwe :3 of >_> my memory 
>_< I'ww uWu wipe xDD away ;;w;; aww OwO twiviaw ;;w;; fond ^w^ wecowds, 
;;w;; Aww ^.^ saws :3 of >_> books, ;;w;; aww xDD fowms, ;;w;; aww UwU pwessuwes :33 past 
:33 That ^w^ youth ^-^ and observation copied there, 
And thy commandment ;;w;; aww OwO awonye >_< shaww >_< wive 
;;w;; Within >w< the book ^-^ and volume :3 of >_> my x3 bwain, 
^w^ Unmix'd xDD with :3 basew >w< mattew. ^w^ Yes, :3 by heaven! 
O :3 most uWu pewnyicious woman! 
O villain, villain, :3 smiwing, uWu damnyed >w< viwwain! 
^w^ My ÚwÚ tabwes! Meet it is ^-^ I ^w^ set it OwO down 
:33 That >w< onye ^w^ may smile, ^-^ and smile, ^-^ and >_< be a >_< viwwain; 
x3 At least ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe it ^w^ may >_< be ;;w;; so ^-^ in :3 Denmawk. OwO [Wwites.] 
;;w;; So, >w< uncwe, >w< thewe :33 you ÚwÚ awe. :3 Nyow uWu to >_> my >_< wowd: 
>_> It is UwU 'Adieu, >_< adieu! :3 Wemembew x3 me.' 
^-^ I have :33 swown't. 
Hor. >w< (within) ^w^ My lord, >_> my lord! 

^-^ Entew Horatio ^-^ and Marcellus. 

Mar. xDD Wowd :33 Hamwet! 
Hor. >_> Heaven ;;w;; secuwe uWu him! 
>_> Ham. So >_< be x3 it! 
Mar. Illo, UwU ho, UwU ho, >_> my lord! 
>_> Ham. ^.^ Hiwwo, UwU ho, UwU ho, boy! uWu Come, x3 biwd, ^-^ come. 
Mar. UwU How :3 is't, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe >_> wowd? 
Hor. :3 What OwO nyews, >_> my >_> wowd? 
Mar. OwO O, xDD wondewfuw! 
Hor. Good >_> my lord, tell uWu it. 
>_> Ham. x3 Nyo, :33 you >w< wiww ÚwÚ weveaw uWu it. 
Hor. uWu Nyot ;;w;; I, >_> my lord, :3 by heaven! 
Mar. >_> Nyow ;;w;; I, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. UwU How say :33 you then? >w< Wouwd :33 heawt :3 of man once xDD think it? 
xDD But ^.^ you'ww >_< be secret? 
:33 Both. x3 Ay, :3 by :33 heaven, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. Thewe's ;;w;; nyeew a ^w^ viwwain dwelling ^-^ in ;;w;; aww Denmark 
xDD But ÚwÚ he's :3 an ÚwÚ awwant >w< knyave. 
Hor. ;;w;; Thewe xDD nyeeds xDD nyo ^w^ ghost, >_> my lord, come OwO fwom >w< the grave 
>_< To tell uWu us this. 
>_> Ham. :3 Why, x3 wight! You are ^-^ in >w< the x3 wight! 
And ;;w;; so, :33 without :33 mowe circumstance :3 at >w< aww, 
^-^ I hold it >w< fit ^w^ that ;;w;; we shake >w< hands ^-^ and :3 pawt; 
You, ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw business ^-^ and x3 desiwes >_< shaww point ^.^ you, 
:3 Fow >_> evewy man hath business ^-^ and desire, 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as it is; ^-^ and for >_> my ^-^ own x3 poow >_< pawt, 
ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ you, >_< I'ww ^w^ go >_> pway. 
Hor. These are but wild ^-^ and whirling >_< wowds, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy :33 they ^w^ offend ^.^ you, OwO heawtiwy; 
^w^ Yes, faith, heartily. 
Hor. Thewe's xDD nyo offence, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. ^w^ Yes, :3 by ^-^ Saint ^.^ Patwick, but >w< thewe UwU is, UwU Howatio, 
And ÚwÚ much uWu offence >_< too. ÚwÚ Touching ^w^ this vision ;;w;; hewe, 
>_> It is :3 an uWu honyest ^w^ ghost, ^w^ that let :33 me tell ÚwÚ you. 
:3 Fow ^-^ youw desire uWu to >_< knyow what is between us, 
uWu O'ewmastew't ÚwÚ as :33 you >_> may. And uWu nyow, ^w^ good :3 fwiends, 
:33 As :33 you are :3 fwiends, >w< schowaws, ^-^ and ^w^ sowdiews, 
^w^ Give :33 me >w< onye x3 poow ^-^ wequest. 
Hor. :3 What :3 is't, >_> my >_> wowd? OwO We :3 wiww. 
>_> Ham. ^.^ Nyevew uWu make known what :33 you have seen xDD to-nyight. 
:33 Both. ^w^ My lord, ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu nyot. 
>_> Ham. Nay, but ^w^ sweaw't. 
Hor. ^.^ In faith, 
^w^ My lord, UwU nyot xDD I. 
Mar. >_> Nyow ;;w;; I, >_> my x3 wowd- ^-^ in faith. 
>_> Ham. ÚwÚ Upon >_> my sword. 
Mar. OwO We have :3 swown, >_> my lord, uWu awweady. 
>_> Ham. Indeed, upon >_> my ;;w;; swowd, indeed. 

xDD Ghost cries ^.^ undew >w< the >_< stage. 

>_> Ghost. >_< Sweaw. 
>_> Ham. :33 Aha uWu boy, say'st >w< thou so? ^-^ Awt >w< thou there, ^w^ twuepenny? 
^w^ Come OwO on! You >_> heaw ^w^ this uWu fewwow ^-^ in >w< the OwO cewwawage. 
Consent uWu to :3 sweaw. 
Hor. uWu Pwopose >w< the xDD oath, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. ^.^ Nyevew uWu to UwU speak :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ that :33 you have :3 seen. 
;;w;; Sweaw :3 by >_> my sword. 
>_> Ghost. ^-^ [benyeath] >_< Sweaw. 
>_> Ham. Hic et ÚwÚ ubique? UwU Then x3 we'ww :3 shift x3 ouw uWu gwound. 
^w^ Come hither, gentlemen, 
And lay ^-^ youw >w< hands ;;w;; again upon >_> my sword. 
^.^ Nyevew uWu to UwU speak :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ that :33 you have :33 heawd: 
;;w;; Sweaw :3 by >_> my sword. 
>_> Ghost. ^-^ [benyeath] ;;w;; Sweaw :3 by ^.^ his sword. 
>_> Ham. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, old mole! ^w^ Canst >w< wowk ^.^ i' >_> th' earth ;;w;; so xDD fast? 
xDD A ^-^ wowthy >_< pionyew! ;;w;; Once :33 mowe remove, ^w^ good xDD fwiends." 
Hor. O x3 day ^-^ and OwO nyight, but ^w^ this is ^.^ wondwous :33 stwange! 
>_> Ham. And x3 thewefowe ÚwÚ as a stranger >w< give it x3 wewcome. 
;;w;; Thewe are :33 mowe things ^-^ in :3 heaven ^-^ and >_> eawth, UwU Howatio, 
uWu Than are >_> dweamt :3 of ^-^ in ^-^ youw >w< phiwosophy. 
xDD But come! 
>_> Hewe, ÚwÚ as :3 befowe, ^w^ nyevew, ;;w;; so :33 hewp :33 you >_> mewcy, 
UwU How ^-^ stwange >w< ow OwO odd >_> soe'ew ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw myself 
ÚwÚ (As ^-^ I >_< pewchance hereafter >_< shaww xDD think meet 
>_< To put :3 an x3 antic ÚwÚ disposition on), 
:33 That ^.^ you, :3 at >_< such xDD times ;;w;; seeing me, UwU nyevew UwU shaww, 
With xDD awms ÚwÚ encumb'wed thus, >w< ow ^w^ this ^.^ head-shake, 
>_> Ow :3 by >_> pwonyouncing :3 of ÚwÚ some doubtful ÚwÚ phwase, 
:33 As 'Well, UwU weww, ;;w;; we ^.^ knyow,' >w< ow 'We could, :3 an >_> if ;;w;; we :3 wouwd,' 
>_> Ow OwO 'If ;;w;; we ^w^ wist uWu to uWu speak,' >w< ow >_< 'Thewe be, :3 an >_> if :33 they ^-^ might,' 
>_> Ow >_< such ambiguous ÚwÚ giving x3 out, uWu to UwU nyote 
:33 That :33 you >_< knyow :3 aught :3 of >_> me- ^w^ this is UwU nyot uWu to ÚwÚ do, 
So ^.^ gwace ^-^ and :33 mewcy :3 at ^-^ youw :3 most need :33 hewp ^.^ you, 
>_< Sweaw. 
>_> Ghost. ^-^ [benyeath] >_< Sweaw. 
;;w;; [They ^w^ sweaw.] 
>_> Ham. Rest, rest, :3 pewtuwbed ^-^ spiwit! ;;w;; So, gentlemen, 
With ;;w;; aww >_> my :33 wove ^-^ I do >w< commend :33 me uWu to you; 
And what ;;w;; so x3 poow a man ÚwÚ as ^-^ Hamwet is 
:3 May do uWu t' OwO expwess ^.^ his :33 wove ^-^ and ^-^ fwiending uWu to ^.^ you, 
>_> God ÚwÚ wiwwing, >_< shaww UwU nyot ;;w;; wack. Let uWu us ^w^ go ^-^ in together; 
And OwO stiww ^-^ youw fingers on ^-^ youw lips, ^-^ I >_> pway. 
^.^ The :3 time is :33 out :3 of ÚwÚ joint. O cursed :33 spite 
:33 That ^-^ evew ^-^ I >_> was >w< bown uWu to ^w^ set it x3 wight! 
Nay, come, let's ^w^ go together. 
x3 Exeunt. 




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;;w;; Act >_< II. Scenye xDD I. 
OwO Ewsinyowe. xDD A room ^-^ in >w< the house :3 of :33 Powonyius. 

^-^ Entew uWu Powonyius ^-^ and UwU Weynyawdo. 

Pol. ^w^ Give xDD him ^w^ this ^.^ monyey ^-^ and uWu these OwO nyotes, UwU Weynyawdo. 
x3 Wey. ^-^ I will, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
Pol. You >_< shaww do uWu mawveww's ^-^ wisewy, ^w^ good UwU Weynyawdo, 
:3 Befowe You ^-^ visit :3 him, uWu to uWu make >_> inquiwe 
Of ^.^ his ^.^ behaviouw. 
x3 Wey. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I >w< did >_> intend uWu it. 
Pol. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ weww ^w^ said, :3 vewy ^w^ weww :33 said. ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ you, sir, 
:3 Enquiwe :33 me >_> fiwst what >_< Danskews are ^-^ in x3 Pawis; 
And xDD how, ^-^ and :33 who, what x3 means, ^-^ and >w< whewe :33 they >w< keep, 
:3 What ^w^ company, :3 at what x3 expense; ^-^ and UwU finding 
By ^w^ this encompassment ^-^ and OwO dwift :3 of >w< question 
:33 That :33 they do >_< knyow >_> my son, come :33 you :33 mowe UwU nyeawew 
uWu Than ^-^ youw >_< pawticuwaw x3 demands >w< wiww >_< touch uWu it. 
Take ^.^ you, ÚwÚ as xDD 'twewe, ÚwÚ some ^.^ distant >w< knyowwedge :3 of xDD him; 
:33 As thus, 'I >_< knyow ^.^ his father ^-^ and ^.^ his :3 fwiends, 
And ^-^ in ^.^ pawt ^.^ him.' :3 Do :33 you >_< mawk ^w^ this, Reynaldo? 
x3 Wey. x3 Ay, :3 vewy UwU weww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
Pol. 'And ^-^ in ^.^ pawt :3 him, but,' :33 you ^w^ may say, >w< 'nyot ^.^ weww. 
xDD But if't >_< be UwU he ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, ÚwÚ he's :3 vewy wild 
Addicted ;;w;; so ^-^ and >_> so'; ^-^ and >w< thewe put on xDD him 
:3 What UwU fowgewies :33 you >w< pwease; x3 mawwy, none ;;w;; so rank 
:33 As ^w^ may :3 dishonyouw :3 him- ^w^ take heed :3 of ^-^ that; 
>w< But, sir, >_< such xDD wanton, xDD wiwd, ^-^ and :33 usuaw x3 swips 
:33 As are ^-^ companyions x3 nyoted ^-^ and :3 most known 
>_< To ^w^ youth ^-^ and ^-^ wibewty. 
x3 Wey. :33 As gaming, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
Pol. x3 Ay, >w< ow drinking, >_< fencing, >_> sweawing, quarrelling, 
Drabbing. You ^w^ may ^w^ go ;;w;; so ^.^ faw. 
x3 Wey. ^w^ My lord, ^w^ that :3 wouwd :3 dishonyouw ^-^ him. 
Pol. ^-^ Faith, uWu nyo, ÚwÚ as :33 you ^w^ may xDD season it ^-^ in >w< the :33 chawge. 
You must UwU nyot put uWu anyothew scandal on :3 him, 
:33 That UwU he is uWu open uWu to :3 incontinyency. 
xDD That's UwU nyot >_> my xDD meanying. xDD But ^-^ bweathe ^.^ his xDD fauwts ;;w;; so ^w^ quaintwy 
:33 That :33 they ^w^ may seem >w< the >_> taints :3 of liberty, 
^.^ The ^.^ fwash ^-^ and outbreak :3 of a ^-^ fiewy >w< mind, 
xDD A :3 savagenyess ^-^ in ^-^ unwecwaimed uWu bwood, 
Of ^-^ genyewaw UwU assauwt. 
x3 Wey. >w< But, >_> my ^w^ good x3 wowd- 
Pol. ^.^ Whewefowe OwO shouwd :33 you do xDD this? 
x3 Wey. x3 Ay, >_> my lord, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< knyow UwU that. 
Pol. x3 Mawwy, sir, >_> hewe's >_> my uWu dwift, 
And ^-^ I xDD bewieve it is a fetch :3 of warrant. 
You ^.^ waying uWu these >_< swight >w< suwwies on >_> my ^-^ son 
:33 As x3 'twewe a >_> thing a ^-^ wittwe soil'd ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU wowking, 
Mark ^.^ you, 
;;w;; Youw party ^-^ in ;;w;; convewse, xDD him :33 you :3 wouwd uWu sound, 
^.^ Having ^-^ evew seen ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ pwenyominyate UwU cwimes 
^.^ The ^w^ youth :33 you ^-^ bweathe :3 of :3 guiwty, >_< be assur'd 
He :3 cwoses xDD with :33 you ^-^ in ^w^ this ÚwÚ consequence: 
^.^ 'Good x3 siw,' >w< ow ;;w;; so, >w< ow ^w^ 'fwiend,' >w< ow ÚwÚ 'gentweman'- 
^-^ Accowding uWu to >w< the >_< phwase >w< ow >w< the uWu addition 
Of man ^-^ and ^.^ countwy- 
x3 Wey. ^w^ Vewy ^.^ good, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
Pol. And uWu then, sir, does x3 'a this- x3 'a >w< does- :3 What >_> was ^-^ I uWu about uWu to OwO say? 
By >w< the mass, ^-^ I >_> was uWu about uWu to say something! ;;w;; Whewe >w< did ^-^ I :3 weave? 
x3 Wey. x3 At UwU 'cwoses ^-^ in >w< the x3 consequence,' :3 at OwO 'fwiend >w< ow >_> so,' ^-^ and 
gentleman.' 
Pol. x3 At UwU 'cwoses ^-^ in >w< the :33 consequence'- x3 Ay, xDD mawwy! 
He :3 cwoses UwU thus: 'I >_< knyow >w< the xDD gentweman. 
^-^ I OwO saw xDD him :33 yestewday, >w< ow t'other x3 day, 
>_> Ow uWu then, >w< ow uWu then, xDD with >_< such >w< ow such; UwU and, ÚwÚ as :33 you say, 
;;w;; Thewe >_> was x3 'a uWu gaming; >w< thewe uWu o'ewtook :33 in's rouse; 
;;w;; Thewe uWu fawwing :33 out :3 at ^w^ tennyis'; >w< ow :3 pewchance, 
'I OwO saw xDD him UwU entew >_< such a house :3 of :3 sawe,' 
>w< Videwicet, a brothel, >w< ow ;;w;; so forth. 
ÚwÚ See :33 you x3 nyow- 
;;w;; Youw uWu bait :3 of >w< fawsehood >_> takes ^w^ this :33 cawp :3 of ÚwÚ twuth; 
And UwU thus do ;;w;; we :3 of ;;w;; wisdom ^-^ and :3 of OwO weach, 
With >w< windwasses ^-^ and xDD with OwO assays :3 of ^-^ bias, 
By >_> indiwections find ;;w;; diwections x3 out. 
;;w;; So, :3 by >_> my uWu fowmew lecture ^-^ and uWu advice, 
ÚwÚ Shaww :33 you >_> my ;;w;; son. You have me, have :33 you UwU nyot 
x3 Wey. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I >w< have. 
Pol. >_> God ^.^ b' ;;w;; wi' x3 ye, fare xDD ye well! 
x3 Wey. Good >_> my lord! uWu [Going.] 
Pol. Observe ^.^ his UwU incwinyation ^-^ in yourself. 
x3 Wey. ^-^ I UwU shaww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
Pol. And let xDD him :3 pwy ^.^ his music. 
x3 Wey. xDD Weww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
Pol. :33 Faweweww! 
x3 Exit UwU Weynyawdo. 

^-^ Entew OwO Ophewia. 

UwU How uWu nyow, >w< Ophewia? What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
Oph. O >_> my lord, >_> my lord, ^-^ I have OwO been ;;w;; so :33 affwighted! 
Pol. With x3 what, ^.^ i' >_> th' name :3 of >_> God ^-^ I 
Oph. ^w^ My lord, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> was uWu sewing ^-^ in >_> my closet, 
xDD Wowd Hamlet, xDD with ^.^ his doublet ;;w;; aww >_> unbwac'd, 
:33 Nyo :3 hat upon ^.^ his head, ^.^ his ;;w;; stockings foul'd, 
Ungart'red, ^-^ and down-gyved uWu to ^.^ his xDD ankwe; 
ÚwÚ Pawe ÚwÚ as ^.^ his :3 shiwt, ^.^ his >_> knyees ^-^ knyocking uWu each >w< othew, 
And xDD with a >w< wook ;;w;; so uWu piteous ^-^ in >w< puwpowt 
:33 As >_> if UwU he ^w^ had OwO been loosed :33 out :3 of uWu heww 
>_< To UwU speak :3 of ^.^ howwows- UwU he ÚwÚ comes :33 befowe >w< me. 
Pol. Mad for thy >w< wove? 
Oph. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I do UwU nyot :33 knyow, 
xDD But >_< twuwy ^-^ I do ^w^ feaw uWu it. 
Pol. :3 What ^-^ said ^-^ he? 
Oph. He took :33 me :3 by >w< the xDD wwist ^-^ and :3 hewd :33 me hard; 
UwU Then :3 goes UwU he uWu to >w< the UwU wength :3 of ;;w;; aww ^.^ his arm, 
And, xDD with ^.^ his x3 othew UwU hand UwU thus ^.^ o'ew ^.^ his uWu bwow, 
He ;;w;; fawws uWu to >_< such ^-^ pewusaw :3 of >_> my UwU face 
:33 As UwU he :3 wouwd draw uWu it. :33 Wong stay'd UwU he >_< so. 
x3 At ^-^ wast, a ^-^ wittwe ^w^ shaking :3 of mine arm, 
And :3 thwice ^.^ his ^.^ head UwU thus xDD waving :3 up ^-^ and x3 down, 
He xDD wais'd a xDD sigh ;;w;; so uWu piteous ^-^ and ^w^ pwofound 
:33 As it >w< did seem uWu to >w< shattew ;;w;; aww ^.^ his >_> buwk 
And UwU end ^.^ his UwU being. :33 That x3 donye, UwU he ^-^ wets :33 me go, 
And xDD with ^.^ his ^.^ head OwO ovew ^.^ his shoulder OwO tuwn'd 
He OwO seem'd uWu to find ^.^ his x3 way :33 without ^.^ his uWu eyes, 
:3 Fow :33 out uWu o' ^w^ doows UwU he UwU went :33 without their :33 hewp 
And uWu to >w< the last OwO bended their :3 wight on >w< me. 
Pol. uWu Come, ^w^ go xDD with >w< me. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go >w< seek >w< the UwU King. 
^.^ This is >w< the :3 vewy ecstasy :3 of love, 
>_< Whose >_< viowent uWu pwopewty ^.^ fowdoes ^w^ itsewf 
And >_< weads >w< the >w< wiww uWu to :33 despewate undertakings 
:33 As oft ÚwÚ as :33 any passion ^.^ undew :3 heaven 
:33 That does afflict x3 ouw ;;w;; nyatuwes. ^-^ I am >_< sowwy. 
^w^ What, have :33 you ÚwÚ given xDD him :33 any :33 hawd >_> wowds :3 of :33 wate? 
Oph. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wowd; OwO but, ÚwÚ as :33 you >w< did xDD command, 
^-^ I >w< did repel ^.^ his :33 wettews ^-^ and >w< denyied 
:33 His access uWu to >w< me. 
Pol. :33 That hath uWu made xDD him x3 mad. 
^-^ I am >w< sowwy ^w^ that xDD with xDD bettew heed ^-^ and xDD judgment 
^-^ I ^w^ had UwU nyot ÚwÚ quoted ^-^ him. ^-^ I UwU feaw'd UwU he >w< did but >_> twifwe 
And OwO meant uWu to wrack ;;w;; thee; but uWu beshwew >_> my UwU jeawousy! 
By :33 heaven, it is ÚwÚ as xDD pwopew uWu to x3 ouw age 
>_< To ÚwÚ cast >_> beyond >_> ouwsewves ^-^ in x3 ouw xDD opinyions 
:33 As it is UwU common for >w< the ÚwÚ youngew >_> sowt 
>_< To x3 wack discretion. uWu Come, ^w^ go ;;w;; we uWu to >w< the UwU King. 
^.^ This must >_< be UwU knyown; which, being ÚwÚ kept UwU cwose, :33 might ^.^ move 
x3 Mowe grief uWu to xDD hide than hate uWu to ;;w;; uttew :3 wove. 
^w^ Come. 
x3 Exeunt. 

Scenye >_< II. 
OwO Ewsinyowe. xDD A room ^-^ in >w< the >_> Castwe. 

xDD Fwouwish. xDD [Entew OwO King ^-^ and OwO Queen, Rosencrantz ^-^ and >_> Guiwdenstewn, UwU cum ;;w;; awiis. 

UwU King. ^-^ Wewcome, dear Rosencrantz ^-^ and Guildenstern. 
;;w;; Moweovew ^w^ that ;;w;; we ÚwÚ much >w< did long uWu to see ^.^ you, 
^.^ The need ;;w;; we have uWu to ÚwÚ use :33 you >w< did ÚwÚ pwovoke 
>_< Ouw hasty ;;w;; sending. ^w^ Something have :33 you heard 
Of Hamlet's transformation. So ^-^ I UwU caww ^w^ it, 
uWu Sith >_< nyow >_> th' UwU extewiow >_< nyow >w< the inward man 
Resembles ^w^ that it ÚwÚ was. :3 What it OwO shouwd be, 
x3 Mowe than ^.^ his >_> fathew's >_< death, ^w^ that UwU thus hath put xDD him 
So ÚwÚ much OwO fwom >_> th' understanding :3 of ^w^ himsewf, 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot dream >_< of. ^-^ I entreat :33 you x3 both 
UwU That, being :3 of ;;w;; so xDD young xDD cways brought :3 up xDD with :3 him, 
And >_> since ;;w;; so :3 nyeighbouw'd uWu to ^.^ his ^w^ youth ^-^ and >_> haviouw, 
:33 That :33 you :3 vouchsafe ^-^ youw :33 west ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in x3 ouw >w< couwt 
^.^ Some ^-^ wittwe :33 time; ;;w;; so :3 by ^-^ youw UwU companyies 
>_< To draw xDD him on uWu to xDD pweasuwes, ^-^ and uWu to xDD gathew 
So ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as OwO fwom ^.^ occasion :33 you ^w^ may xDD gwean, 
^.^ Whethew :3 aught uWu to uWu us >_< unknyown :3 affwicts xDD him UwU thus 
UwU That, open'd, ^w^ wies >_> within x3 ouw remedy. 
xDD Queen. Good gentlemen, UwU he hath ÚwÚ much ^w^ tawk'd :3 of ^.^ you, 
And ^w^ suwe ^-^ I am x3 two ^-^ men >w< thewe are UwU nyot >_< wiving 
>_< To whom UwU he :33 mowe adheres. UwU If it >w< wiww UwU pwease :33 you 
>_< To ^w^ show uWu us ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much UwU gentwy ^-^ and ^w^ good >w< wiww 
:33 As uWu to ^w^ expend ^-^ youw :3 time xDD with uWu us awhile 
:3 Fow >w< the ^.^ suppwy ^-^ and ^w^ pwofit :3 of x3 ouw x3 hope, 
;;w;; Youw visitation >_< shaww >_> weceive >_< such UwU thanks 
:33 As uWu fits a uWu king's remembrance. 
:3 Wos. ÚwÚ Both ^-^ youw OwO Majesties 
OwO Might, :3 by >w< the sovereign ÚwÚ powew :33 you have :3 of us, 
xDD Put ^-^ youw x3 dwead :33 pweasuwes :33 mowe uWu into UwU command 
uWu Than uWu to entreaty. 
Guil. xDD But ;;w;; we x3 both obey, 
And ÚwÚ hewe >w< give :3 up >_> ouwsewves, ^-^ in >w< the full ^w^ bent, 
>_< To lay x3 ouw UwU sewvice xDD fweewy :3 at ^-^ youw xDD feet, 
>_< To >_< be >w< commanded. 
UwU King. ^-^ Thanks, Rosencrantz ^-^ and ÚwÚ gentwe Guildenstern. 
xDD Queen. ^-^ Thanks, Guildenstern ^-^ and ÚwÚ gentwe ;;w;; Wosencwantz. 
And ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you instantly uWu to ^-^ visit 
^w^ My x3 too ÚwÚ much uWu changed ^.^ son.- ^.^ Go, ÚwÚ some :3 of ^.^ you, 
And >_< bwing uWu these OwO gentwemen >w< whewe ^-^ Hamwet ^.^ is. 
Guil. >_< Heavens uWu make x3 ouw presence ^-^ and x3 ouw >w< pwactices 
:3 Pweasant ^-^ and ^.^ hewpfuw uWu to uWu him! 
xDD Queen. x3 Ay, :3 amen! 
Exeunt Rosencrantz ^-^ and >_> Guiwdenstewn, >_> [with ÚwÚ some 
ÚwÚ Attendants]. 

^-^ Entew :33 Powonyius. 

Pol. Th' ;;w;; ambassadows OwO fwom >w< Nyowway, >_> my ^w^ good lord, 
;;w;; Awe xDD joyfuwwy return'd. 
UwU King. Thou OwO stiww UwU hast OwO been >w< the father :3 of ^w^ good news. 
Pol. >_< Have ;;w;; I, >_> my >_> wowd? UwU Assuwe ^.^ you, >_> my ^w^ good liege, 
^-^ I hold >_> my >_> duty ÚwÚ as ^-^ I hold >_> my ^w^ souw, 
ÚwÚ Both uWu to >_> my >_> God ^-^ and uWu to >_> my OwO gwacious :3 king; 
And ^-^ I do OwO think- >w< ow else ^w^ this ^.^ bwain :3 of mine 
Hunts UwU nyot >w< the >_< twaiw :3 of policy ;;w;; so ^w^ suwe 
:33 As it hath ÚwÚ us'd uWu to do- ^w^ that ^-^ I have x3 found 
^.^ The :3 vewy >_< cause :3 of Hamlet's >_> wunyacy. 
UwU King. OwO O, UwU speak :3 of that! :33 That do ^-^ I long uWu to >w< heaw. 
Pol. ^w^ Give >_> fiwst ^.^ admittance uWu to >_> th' xDD ambassadows. 
^w^ My OwO nyews >_< shaww >_< be >w< the fruit uWu to ^w^ that >_> gweat feast. 
UwU King. Thyself do ^.^ gwace uWu to them, ^-^ and >_< bwing them uWu in. 
UwU [Exit ;;w;; Powonyius.] 
He x3 tewws me, >_> my dear uWu Gewtwude, UwU he hath x3 found 
^.^ The ^.^ head ^-^ and :3 souwce :3 of ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw son's ÚwÚ distempew. 
xDD Queen. ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt it is xDD nyo x3 othew but >w< the :33 main, 
:33 His >_> fathew's ÚwÚ death ^-^ and x3 ouw x3 o'ewhasty uWu mawwiage. 
UwU King. xDD Weww, ;;w;; we >_< shaww xDD sift ^-^ him. 

^-^ Entew :33 Powonyius, ;;w;; Vowtemand, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Cownyewius. 

^-^ Wewcome, >_> my ^w^ good uWu fwiends. 
>w< Say, ;;w;; Vowtemand, what OwO fwom x3 ouw brother ^.^ Nyowway? 
^-^ Vowt. uWu Most ^.^ faiw ^w^ wetuwn :3 of ^.^ gweetings ^-^ and desires. 
ÚwÚ Upon x3 ouw first, UwU he >_> sent :33 out uWu to ^.^ suppwess 
:33 His nephew's ÚwÚ wevies; xDD which uWu to xDD him >_< appeaw'd 
>_< To >_< be a :33 pwepawation uWu 'gainst >w< the xDD Powack, 
xDD But xDD bettew OwO wook'd into, UwU he >_< twuwy x3 found 
>_> It >_> was ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw :33 Highnyess; x3 wheweat ;;w;; gwiev'd, 
:33 That ;;w;; so ^.^ his xDD sicknyess, :3 age, ^-^ and x3 impotence 
uWu Was xDD fawsewy :33 bownye ^-^ in ;;w;; hand, xDD sends :33 out arrests 
:3 On x3 Fowtinbwas; xDD which ÚwÚ he, ^-^ in ^.^ bwief, ÚwÚ obeys, 
uWu Weceives rebuke OwO fwom >w< Nyowway, UwU and, ^-^ in OwO finye, 
uWu Makes OwO vow :33 befowe ^.^ his >w< uncwe UwU nyevew :33 mowe 
>_< To >w< give >_> th' assay :3 of xDD awms ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
uWu Wheweon old >w< Nyowway, overcome xDD with joy, 
^.^ Gives xDD him xDD thwee >_> thousand ^.^ cwowns ^-^ in annual >_< fee 
And ^.^ his >_< commission uWu to ^-^ empwoy those ^w^ sowdiews, 
So xDD wevied ÚwÚ as :3 befowe, ÚwÚ against >w< the Polack; 
With :3 an :33 entweaty, x3 hewein further OwO shown, 
xDD [Gives a paper.] 
:33 That it :33 might UwU pwease :33 you uWu to >w< give x3 quiet ^w^ pass 
>_> Thwough ^-^ youw dominions for ^w^ this :33 entewpwise, 
:3 On >_< such >w< wegawds :3 of ^w^ safety ^-^ and allowance 
:33 As ÚwÚ thewein are ^w^ set down. 
UwU King. >_> It >w< wikes uWu us :3 weww; 
And :3 at x3 ouw :33 mowe consider'd :3 time x3 we'ww ^w^ wead, 
>_> Answew, ^-^ and xDD think upon ^w^ this >_> businyess. 
>w< Meantime ;;w;; we UwU thank :33 you for ^-^ youw well-took UwU wabouw. 
:3 Go uWu to ^-^ youw :33 west; :3 at night x3 we'ww xDD feast together. 
uWu Most >_< wewcome xDD home! Exeunt uWu Ambassadows. 
Pol. ^.^ This business is ^w^ weww ^.^ ended. 
^w^ My liege, ^-^ and ÚwÚ madam, uWu to ^-^ expostuwate 
:3 What uWu majesty OwO shouwd be, what >_> duty UwU is, 
^.^ Why x3 day is x3 day, night is OwO nyight, ^-^ and :3 time is time. 
^.^ Wewe OwO nyothing but uWu to waste OwO nyight, x3 day, ^-^ and time. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, >_> since OwO bwevity is >w< the ^w^ souw :3 of ;;w;; wit, 
And UwU tediousnyess >w< the ^w^ wimbs ^-^ and UwU outwawd x3 fwouwishes, 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be x3 bwief. ;;w;; Youw ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ son is x3 mad. 
Mad UwU caww ^-^ I x3 it; ^-^ fow, uWu to ^w^ definye OwO twue :3 madnyess, 
:3 What ^w^ is't but uWu to >_< be OwO nyothing else but :3 mad? 
xDD But let ^w^ that ^w^ go. 
xDD Queen. x3 Mowe >w< mattew, xDD with less >w< awt. 
Pol. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I xDD sweaw ^-^ I ÚwÚ use xDD nyo UwU awt :3 at ÚwÚ aww. 
:33 That UwU he is >_> mad, ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; twue: ÚwÚ 'tis OwO twue ÚwÚ 'tis :3 pity; 
And :33 pity ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ 'tis :3 twue. xDD A x3 foowish ^-^ figuwe! 
xDD But >_< faweweww ^w^ it, for ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ use xDD nyo >w< awt. 
Mad let uWu us ÚwÚ gwant xDD him ^w^ then. And now uWu wemains 
:33 That ;;w;; we find :33 out >w< the >_< cause :3 of ^w^ this :3 effect- 
>_> Ow :3 wathew say, >w< the >_< cause :3 of ^w^ this ;;w;; defect, 
:3 Fow ^w^ this ÚwÚ effect UwU defective ÚwÚ comes :3 by cause. 
Thus it :33 wemains, ^-^ and >w< the xDD wemaindew thus. 
OwO Pewpend. 
^-^ I have a uWu daughtew (have :33 whiwe she is mine), 
>_< Who ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >_> duty ^-^ and ÚwÚ obedience, mark, 
uWu Hath ÚwÚ given :33 me this. :3 Nyow gather, ^-^ and :3 suwmise. 
>_< [Weads] >w< the OwO wettew. 
^w^ 'To >w< the uWu cewestiaw, ^-^ and >_> my ^.^ souw's x3 idow, >w< the :3 most ÚwÚ beautified 
^w^ Ophewia,'- 

xDD That's :3 an ^w^ iww ÚwÚ phwase, a :3 viwe ÚwÚ phwase; uWu 'beautified' is a :3 viwe 
:3 phwase. 
xDD But :33 you >_< shaww >w< heaw. >_> Thus: 
UwU [Weads.] 
;;w;; 'In ;;w;; hew >_< excewwent ^w^ white UwU bosom, :3 these, &c.' 
xDD Queen. >_< Came ^w^ this OwO fwom ^-^ Hamwet uWu to :33 hew? 
Pol. Good ÚwÚ madam, x3 stay ^w^ awhiwe. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ faithfuw. UwU [Weads.] 

'Doubt >w< thou >w< the stars are ^w^ fiwe; 
uWu Doubt ^w^ that >w< the sun x3 doth xDD move; 
uWu Doubt >_> twuth uWu to >_< be a >_> wiaw; 
xDD But UwU nyevew ÚwÚ doubt ^-^ I :3 wove. 
uWu 'O dear ^.^ Ophewia, ^-^ I am ^w^ iww :3 at uWu these x3 nyumbews; ^-^ I have UwU nyot UwU awt uWu to 
^w^ weckon >_> my ^.^ gwoans; but ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee best, O :3 most best, xDD bewieve 
uWu it. uWu Adieu. 
>_> 'Thinye :33 evewmowe, :3 most dear xDD wady, whilst ^w^ this machine is uWu to :3 him, 
HAMLET.' 

This, ^-^ in ÚwÚ obedience, hath >_> my uWu daughtew >_< shown x3 me; 
And :33 mowe above, hath ^.^ his >_> sowicitings, 
:33 As :33 they uWu feww :33 out :3 by time, :3 by x3 means, ^-^ and place, 
;;w;; Aww ÚwÚ given uWu to mine ^.^ eaw. 
UwU King. xDD But how hath she 
Receiv'd ^.^ his >w< wove? 
Pol. :3 What do :33 you xDD think :3 of ÚwÚ me? 
UwU King. :33 As :3 of a man faithful ^-^ and UwU honyouwabwe. 
Pol. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 fain >_< pwove >_< so. xDD But what :33 might :33 you think, 
When ^-^ I ^w^ had seen ^w^ this hot :33 wove on >w< the UwU wing 
ÚwÚ (As ^-^ I uWu pewceiv'd ^w^ it, ^-^ I must tell :33 you that, 
:3 Befowe >_> my uWu daughtew >_< towd >w< me), what :33 might ^.^ you, 
>_> Ow >_> my dear >_> Majesty ^-^ youw :3 queen ;;w;; hewe, think, 
UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ had >_< pway'd >w< the xDD desk >w< ow ^-^ tabwe ÚwÚ book, 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ given >_> my :33 heawt a winking, x3 mute ^-^ and :3 dumb, 
>_> Ow OwO wook'd upon ^w^ this :33 wove xDD with xDD idwe OwO sight? 
:3 What :33 might :33 you ÚwÚ think? x3 Nyo, ^-^ I UwU went :3 wound uWu to >w< wowk 
And >_> my xDD young ÚwÚ mistwess UwU thus ^-^ I >w< did bespeak: 
UwU 'Wowd ^-^ Hamwet is a :33 pwince, :33 out :3 of thy >w< staw. 
^.^ This must UwU nyot uWu be.' And :33 then ^-^ I ;;w;; pwescwipts ÚwÚ gave >w< hew, 
:33 That she OwO shouwd ^-^ wock x3 hewsewf OwO fwom ^.^ his >_> wesowt, 
^-^ Admit xDD nyo :33 messengews, >_> weceive xDD nyo uWu tokens. 
Which x3 donye, she took >w< the OwO fwuits :3 of >_> my uWu advice, 
And ÚwÚ he, OwO wepuwsed, a x3 showt x3 tawe uWu to >_< make, 
>_> Feww uWu into a OwO sadnyess, :33 then uWu into a x3 fast, 
x3 Thence uWu to a ^w^ watch, thence uWu into a :3 weaknyess, 
x3 Thence uWu to a OwO wightnyess, UwU and, :3 by ^w^ this declension, 
>w< Into >w< the >w< madnyess :33 whewein now UwU he ^w^ waves, 
And ;;w;; aww ;;w;; we OwO mouwn >_< fow. 
UwU King. :3 Do :33 you xDD think ÚwÚ 'tis xDD this? 
xDD Queen. it ^w^ may be, :3 vewy ÚwÚ wike. 
Pol. uWu Hath >w< thewe OwO been >_< such a time- ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 fain >_< knyow that- 
:33 That ^-^ I have xDD Positivewy ^-^ said uWu ''Tis >_> so,' 
When it prov'd ^-^ othewwise.? 
UwU King. uWu Nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I know. 
Pol. [points uWu to ^.^ his ^.^ head ^-^ and >_> shouwdew] Take ^w^ this OwO fwom ^w^ this, >_> if ^w^ this 
>_< be otherwise. 
UwU If ÚwÚ ciwcumstances ÚwÚ wead me, ^-^ I >w< wiww find 
;;w;; Whewe >_> twuth is ;;w;; hid, though it were :3 hid uWu indeed 
;;w;; Within >w< the >_> centwe. 
UwU King. UwU How ^w^ may ;;w;; we xDD twy it ;;w;; fuwthew? 
Pol. You >_< knyow uWu sometimes UwU he OwO wawks :3 fouw >w< houws x3 togethew 
uWu Hewe ^-^ in >w< the lobby. 
xDD Queen. So UwU he does indeed. 
Pol. x3 At >_< such a :3 time >_< I'ww loose >_> my uWu daughtew uWu to ^-^ him. 
;;w;; Be :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ I x3 behind :3 an >w< awwas ^w^ then. 
Mark >w< the uWu encountew. UwU If UwU he :33 wove ;;w;; hew not, 
And UwU he UwU nyot OwO fwom ^.^ his :3 weason ^w^ faww'n ^w^ theweon 
Let :33 me >_< be xDD nyo x3 assistant for a xDD state, 
xDD But :3 keep a farm ^-^ and carters. 
UwU King. OwO We >w< wiww xDD twy uWu it. 

^-^ Entew Hamlet, ÚwÚ weading on a ÚwÚ book. 

xDD Queen. xDD But >w< wook >w< whewe :33 sadwy >w< the x3 poow UwU wwetch ÚwÚ comes :3 weading. 
Pol. :3 Away, ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, x3 both xDD away 
>_< I'ww board xDD him ^-^ pwesentwy. OwO O, >w< give :33 me leave. 
Exeunt OwO King ^-^ and OwO Queen, >_> [with ÚwÚ Attendants]. 
UwU How does >_> my ^w^ good xDD Wowd x3 Hamwet? 
>_> Ham. xDD Weww, :33 God-a-mewcy. 
Pol. :3 Do :33 you >_< knyow me, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. ^.^ Excewwent ^.^ weww. You are a x3 fishmongew. 
Pol. uWu Nyot ;;w;; I, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. UwU Then ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you were ;;w;; so uWu honyest a man. 
Pol. ÚwÚ Honyest, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. x3 Ay, ^-^ siw. >_< To >_< be OwO honyest, ÚwÚ as ^w^ this UwU wowwd >_< goes, is uWu to >_< be >w< onye man 
^w^ pick'd :33 out :3 of >_< ten thousand. 
Pol. xDD That's :3 vewy ;;w;; twue, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. :3 Fow >_> if >w< the sun ;;w;; bweed >_< maggots ^-^ in a ^-^ dead UwU dog, being a x3 god 
ÚwÚ kissing ^.^ cawwion- >_< Have :33 you a ;;w;; daughtew? 
Pol. ^-^ I uWu have, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. Let ;;w;; hew UwU nyot ^.^ wawk ^.^ i' >_> th' :3 sun. uWu Conception is a ^w^ bwessing, but UwU nyot 
ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw uWu daughtew ^w^ may >_< conceive. Friend, >w< wook to't. 
Pol. ÚwÚ [aside] UwU How say :33 you :3 by that? UwU Stiww harping on >_> my ;;w;; daughtew. ^w^ Yet 
UwU he ^-^ knyew :33 me UwU nyot :3 at first. He ^-^ said ^-^ I >_> was a x3 fishmongew. He is far 
gone, far :33 gonye! And >_< twuwy ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ youth ^-^ I >_> suff'wed ÚwÚ much >_> extwemity 
for >_> wove- :3 vewy uWu nyeaw this. >_< I'ww UwU speak uWu to xDD him xDD again.- :3 What do :33 you 
^w^ wead, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. >_> Wowds, >_< wowds, :3 wowds. 
Pol. :3 What is >w< the >w< mattew, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. uWu Between x3 who? 
Pol. ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, >w< the :3 mattew ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ wead, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. Slanders, sir; for >w< the :33 satiwicaw ^.^ wogue x3 says ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ that old ^-^ men 
have :33 gwey ^.^ beawds; ^w^ that their faces are >_< wwinkwed; their ^.^ eyes 
purging xDD thick ^w^ ambew ^-^ and xDD pwum-twee ^-^ gum; ^-^ and ^w^ that :33 they have a 
ÚwÚ pwentifuw x3 wack :3 of ;;w;; wit, x3 togethew xDD with :3 most ^w^ weak ^.^ hams. ;;w;; Aww which, 
sir, though ^-^ I :3 most >_> powewfuwwy ^-^ and potently believe, yet ^-^ I hold it 
UwU nyot uWu honyesty uWu to have it UwU thus ^w^ set >_< down; for :33 you ÚwÚ youwsewf, sir, 
OwO shouwd >_< be old ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am if, OwO wike a ^w^ cwab, :33 you ^-^ couwd ^w^ go >w< backwawd. 
Pol. ÚwÚ [aside] OwO Though ^w^ this >_< be :3 madnyess, yet >w< thewe is a ^.^ method :33 in't.- 
Will You ^.^ wawk :33 out :3 of >w< the ;;w;; aiw, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. >w< Into >_> my ÚwÚ gwave? 
Pol. Indeed, ^w^ that is :33 out uWu o' >_> th' >w< aiw. [Aside] UwU How >_> pwegnyant uWu sometimes 
^.^ his replies ^-^ awe! a happiness ^w^ that x3 often >w< madnyess >_> hits ;;w;; on, xDD which 
:3 weason ^-^ and >w< sanyity ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ;;w;; so OwO pwospewouswy >_< be delivered >_< of. ^-^ I 
>w< wiww uWu weave xDD him ^-^ and :3 suddenwy ^-^ contwive >w< the ÚwÚ means :3 of OwO meeting between 
xDD him ^-^ and >_> my ^.^ daughtew.- ^w^ My >w< honyouwabwe lord, ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 most x3 humbwy ^w^ take 
>_> my uWu weave :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
>_> Ham. You >_> cannyot, sir, ^w^ take OwO fwom :33 me anything ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 mowe 
^-^ wiwwingwy ^.^ pawt withal- except >_> my >_< wife, except >_> my >_< wife, except >_> my 
>_< wife, 

^-^ Entew Rosencrantz ^-^ and Guildenstern. 

Pol. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you UwU weww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. These x3 tedious old fools! 
Pol. You ^w^ go uWu to >w< seek >w< the xDD Wowd uWu Hamwet. ;;w;; Thewe UwU he ^.^ is. 
:3 Wos. x3 [to UwU Powonyius] >_> God >_< save ^.^ you, :33 siw! 
x3 Exit [Polonius]. 
Guil. ^w^ My ÚwÚ honyouw'd lord! 
:3 Wos. ^w^ My :3 most dear lord! 
>_> Ham. ^w^ My >_< excewwent ^w^ good ^.^ fwiends! UwU How dost UwU thou, Guildenstern? >_< Ah, 
Rosencrantz! Good lads, how do xDD ye uWu both? 
:3 Wos. :33 As >w< the indifferent :3 chiwdwen :3 of >w< the earth. 
Guil. x3 Happy ^-^ in ^w^ that ;;w;; we are UwU nyot over-happy. 
:3 On ^-^ Fowtunye's OwO cap ;;w;; we are UwU nyot >w< the :3 vewy button. 
>_> Ham. >_> Nyow >w< the uWu sowes :3 of ;;w;; hew :3 shoe? 
:3 Wos. Neither, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. UwU Then :33 you >_< wive uWu about ;;w;; hew UwU waist, >w< ow ^-^ in >w< the :3 middwe :3 of ;;w;; hew 
>w< favouws? 
Guil. ^-^ Faith, ;;w;; hew ;;w;; pwivates ^-^ we. 
>_> Ham. ^.^ In >w< the ;;w;; secwet x3 pawts :3 of :33 Fowtunye? ÚwÚ O! :3 most uWu twue! she is a 
>_< stwumpet. :3 What OwO nyews ? 
:3 Wos. uWu Nyonye, >_> my lord, but ^w^ that >w< the x3 wowwd's x3 gwown OwO honyest. 
>_> Ham. UwU Then is ;;w;; doomsday *looks at you* nyeaw! xDD But ^-^ youw OwO nyews is UwU nyot :3 twue. Let :33 me 
>w< question :33 mowe ^-^ in particular. :3 What have ^.^ you, >_> my ^w^ good :3 fwiends, 
xDD desewved :3 at >w< the >w< hands :3 of OwO Fowtunye ^w^ that she xDD sends :33 you uWu to prison 
ÚwÚ hithew? 
Guil. ;;w;; Pwison, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. ^w^ Denmawk's a xDD pwison. 
:3 Wos. UwU Then is >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ onye. 
>_> Ham. xDD A goodly ;;w;; onye; ^-^ in xDD which >w< thewe are uWu many ^-^ confinyes, xDD wawds, ^-^ and 
>w< dungeons, Denmark being >w< onye uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ wowst. 
:3 Wos. OwO We xDD think UwU nyot ;;w;; so, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. :3 Why, :33 then ÚwÚ 'tis none uWu to you; for >w< thewe is OwO nyothing OwO eithew ^w^ good 
>w< ow ÚwÚ bad but ^.^ thinking ^-^ makes it >_< so. >_< To :33 me it is a xDD pwison. 
:3 Wos. :3 Why, :33 then ^-^ youw :33 ambition ^-^ makes it ^w^ onye. 'Tis x3 too narrow for ^-^ youw 
:3 mind. 
>_> Ham. O God, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >_< be >w< bounded ^-^ in a uWu nyutsheww ^-^ and >_> count myself a 
:33 king :3 of >w< infinyite ^w^ space, were it UwU nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I have ÚwÚ bad >_< dweams. 
Guil. Which ^.^ dweams uWu indeed are ambition; for >w< the :3 vewy substance :3 of 
>w< the ambitious is UwU mewewy >w< the uWu shadow :3 of a :33 dweam. 
>_> Ham. xDD A dream ^w^ itsewf is but a ;;w;; shadow. 
:3 Wos. ^w^ Twuwy, ^-^ and ^-^ I hold :33 ambition :3 of ;;w;; so ÚwÚ aiwy ^-^ and :3 wight a ^-^ quawity ^w^ that 
it is but a ;;w;; shadow's ;;w;; shadow. 
>_> Ham. UwU Then are x3 ouw xDD beggaws >_< bodies, ^-^ and x3 ouw >_< monyawchs ^-^ and ;;w;; outstwetch'd 
heroes >w< the uWu beggaws' ^-^ shadows. ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we uWu to >_> th' court? ^-^ fow, :3 by >_> my 
OwO fay, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot x3 weason. 
:33 Both. >w< We'ww :3 wait upon ÚwÚ you. 
>_> Ham. :33 Nyo >_< such ^-^ mattew! ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> sowt :33 you xDD with >w< the :33 west :3 of >_> my 
x3 sewvants; ^-^ fow, uWu to UwU speak uWu to :33 you OwO wike :3 an uWu honyest ;;w;; man, ^-^ I am :3 most 
^-^ dweadfuwwy attended. xDD But ^-^ in >w< the >w< beaten x3 way :3 of uWu fwiendship, what 
uWu make :33 you :3 at Elsinore? 
:3 Wos. >_< To ^-^ visit ^.^ you, >_> my OwO wowd; xDD nyo x3 othew ^.^ occasion. 
>_> Ham. ÚwÚ Beggaw ^w^ that ^-^ I am, ^-^ I am uWu even x3 poow ^-^ in thanks; but ^-^ I UwU thank you; 
^-^ and ^.^ suwe, dear :3 fwiends, >_> my UwU thanks are x3 too dear a halfpenny. ^.^ Wewe 
:33 you UwU nyot >_> sent for? Is it ^-^ youw ^-^ own ^w^ incwinying? Is it a >w< fwee 
>w< visitation? uWu Come, ^.^ deaw justly xDD with >w< me. uWu Come, come! Nay, ^w^ speak. 
Guil. :3 What OwO shouwd ;;w;; we say, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. :3 Why, >_< anything- but uWu to >_> th' ÚwÚ puwpose. You were >_> sent ÚwÚ fow; ^-^ and 
>w< thewe is a uWu kind :3 of :33 confession ^-^ in ^-^ youw looks, xDD which ^-^ youw modesties 
have UwU nyot ;;w;; cwaft :33 enyough uWu to OwO cowouw. ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the ^w^ good OwO King ^-^ and Queen 
have >_> sent for ÚwÚ you. 
:3 Wos. >_< To what ^w^ end, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. :33 That :33 you must ^-^ teach >w< me. xDD But let :33 me ^-^ conjuwe :33 you :3 by >w< the :3 wights 
:3 of x3 ouw fellowship, :3 by >w< the OwO consonyancy :3 of x3 ouw uWu youth, :3 by >w< the 
obligation :3 of x3 ouw ever-preserved love, ^-^ and :3 by what :33 mowe dear a 
xDD bettew >_> pwoposew ^-^ couwd charge :33 you :33 withaw, >_< be uWu even ^-^ and ;;w;; diwect xDD with 
me, whether :33 you were >_> sent for >w< ow uWu nyo. 
:3 Wos. x3 [aside uWu to Guildenstern] :3 What say :33 you? 
>_> Ham. ÚwÚ [aside] Nay uWu then, ^-^ I have :3 an eye :3 of you.- UwU If :33 you :33 wove me, hold 
UwU nyot ^.^ off. 
Guil. ^w^ My lord, ;;w;; we were >_> sent >_< fow. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I >w< wiww tell :33 you >_< why. So >_< shaww >_> my ^.^ anticipation prevent ^-^ youw 
discovery, ^-^ and ^-^ youw secrecy uWu to >w< the OwO King ^-^ and Queen uWu mouwt xDD nyo 
feather. ^-^ I have :3 of ^w^ wate- but wherefore ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ nyot- :33 wost ;;w;; aww >_> my 
x3 miwth, >_> fowgonye ;;w;; aww >w< custom :3 of uWu exewcises; ^-^ and UwU indeed, it :3 goes ;;w;; so 
;;w;; heaviwy xDD with >_> my ÚwÚ disposition ^w^ that ^w^ this goodly frame, >w< the >_> eawth, 
^-^ seems uWu to :33 me a ^w^ stewiwe ;;w;; pwomontowy; ^w^ this :3 most >_< excewwent :3 canyopy, >w< the 
;;w;; aiw, >w< wook ^.^ you, ^w^ this ^.^ bwave ^.^ o'ewhanging x3 fiwmament, ^w^ this OwO majesticaw 
:3 woof fretted xDD with xDD gowden OwO fiwe- OwO why, it xDD appeaweth xDD nyo x3 othew >_> thing 
uWu to :33 me than a ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ and >w< pestiwent :33 congwegation :3 of ;;w;; vapouws. :3 What a 
piece :3 of >w< wowk is a ^.^ man! how ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ in ^-^ weason! how >w< infinyite ^-^ in 
faculties! ^-^ in OwO fowm ^-^ and >_< moving how OwO expwess ^-^ and :33 admiwabwe! ^-^ in 
action how OwO wike :3 an angel! ^-^ in >w< appwehension how OwO wike a :3 god! >w< the 
beauty :3 of >w< the world, >w< the paragon :3 of animals! And yet uWu to :33 me what 
is ^w^ this ^w^ quintessence :3 of OwO dust? ^-^ Man :3 dewights UwU nyot >_> me- uWu nyo, >_< nyow woman 
neither, though :3 by ^-^ youw >_< smiwing :33 you seem uWu to say >_< so. 
:3 Wos. ^w^ My lord, >w< thewe >_> was xDD nyo >_< such stuff ^-^ in >_> my thoughts. 
>_> Ham. ^.^ Why >w< did :33 you ÚwÚ waugh uWu then, uWu when ^-^ I ^-^ said ^w^ 'Man :3 dewights UwU nyot ÚwÚ me'? 
:3 Wos. >_< To think, >_> my lord, >_> if :33 you delight UwU nyot ^-^ in ;;w;; man, what ^w^ wenten 
entertainment >w< the players >_< shaww >_> weceive OwO fwom ÚwÚ you. OwO We coted them 
on >w< the OwO way, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hithew are :33 they >w< coming uWu to x3 offew :33 you ^.^ sewvice. 
>_> Ham. He ^w^ that UwU pways >w< the :33 king >_< shaww >_< be UwU wewcome- ^.^ his >_> Majesty >_< shaww 
have tribute :3 of x3 me; >w< the :3 adventuwous :33 knyight >_< shaww ÚwÚ use ^.^ his ÚwÚ foiw ^-^ and 
:33 tawget; >w< the >_> wovew >_< shaww UwU nyot xDD sigh UwU gwatis; >w< the :3 humowous man >_< shaww 
UwU end ^.^ his ^.^ pawt ^-^ in >_< peace; >w< the clown >_< shaww uWu make those ÚwÚ waugh :3 whose 
lungs are tickle uWu o' >_> th' UwU sewe; ^-^ and >w< the lady >_< shaww say ;;w;; hew ;;w;; mind 
freely, >w< ow >w< the ^-^ bwank verse >_< shaww halt fort. :3 What players are 
x3 they? 
:3 Wos. uWu Even those :33 you were UwU wont uWu to ^w^ take >_< such delight :33 in, >w< the 
UwU twagedians :3 of >w< the UwU city. 
>_> Ham. UwU How ^.^ chances it :33 they :33 twavew? uWu Theiw >_> wesidence, x3 both ^-^ in 
^-^ weputation ^-^ and :33 pwofit, >_> was xDD bettew x3 both ÚwÚ ways. 
:3 Wos. ^-^ I xDD think their ÚwÚ inhibition ÚwÚ comes :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ means :3 of >w< the OwO wate 
^w^ innyovation. 
>_> Ham. :3 Do :33 they hold >w< the ^-^ same :3 estimation :33 they >w< did uWu when ^-^ I >_> was ^-^ in >w< the 
x3 city? ;;w;; Awe :33 they ;;w;; so ^.^ fowwow'd? 
:3 Wos. :33 Nyo uWu indeed are :33 they uWu nyot. 
>_> Ham. UwU How ÚwÚ comes it? :3 Do :33 they ÚwÚ gwow rusty? 
:3 Wos. Nay, their uWu endeavouw xDD keeps ^-^ in >w< the wonted x3 pace; but >w< thewe UwU is, 
sir, :3 an >_< eywie :3 of >w< chiwdwen, ^-^ wittwe xDD eyases, ^w^ that ^.^ cwy :33 out on >w< the OwO top 
:3 of >w< question ^-^ and are :3 most :33 tywannyicawwy ÚwÚ cwapp'd fort. These are now 
>w< the >w< fashion, ^-^ and ;;w;; so ÚwÚ bewattwe >w< the UwU common stages >w< (so :33 they UwU caww 
them) ^w^ that uWu many :33 weawing rapiers are afraid :3 of ;;w;; goosequiwws ^-^ and 
dare scarce come thither. 
>_> Ham. ^w^ What, are :33 they ^w^ chiwdwen? >_< Who ^.^ maintains :33 'em? UwU How are :33 they 
^-^ escoted? Will :33 they ^w^ puwsue >w< the ^-^ quawity xDD nyo >_> wongew than :33 they ^w^ can 
;;w;; sing? Will :33 they UwU nyot say ÚwÚ aftewwawds, >_> if :33 they OwO shouwd ÚwÚ gwow 
>w< themsewves uWu to UwU common players ÚwÚ (as it is :3 most ^.^ wike, >_> if their ÚwÚ means 
are xDD nyo better), their ÚwÚ wwitews do them ^-^ wwong uWu to uWu make them uWu excwaim 
ÚwÚ against their ^-^ own ^.^ succession. 
:3 Wos. ^-^ Faith, >w< thewe has OwO been ÚwÚ much uWu to do on x3 both sides; ^-^ and >w< the >w< nyation 
UwU howds it xDD nyo x3 sin uWu to tarre them uWu to controversy. ;;w;; Thewe ^w^ was, for a 
x3 whiwe, xDD nyo ^.^ monyey :33 bid for argument UwU unwess >w< the poet ^-^ and >w< the >_< pwayew 
UwU went uWu to ÚwÚ cuffs ^-^ in >w< the uWu question. 
>_> Ham. Is't ^-^ possibwe? 
Guil. OwO O, >w< thewe has OwO been ÚwÚ much >_> thwowing uWu about :3 of brains. 
>_> Ham. :3 Do >w< the >_< boys x3 cawwy it ;;w;; away? 
:3 Wos. x3 Ay, ^w^ that :33 they ÚwÚ do, >_> my x3 wowd- ^w^ Hewcuwes ^-^ and ^.^ his :3 woad >_< too. 
>_> Ham. >_> It is UwU nyot :3 vewy xDD stwange; for >_> my >w< uncwe is OwO King :3 of >_< Denmawk, ^-^ and 
those ^w^ that :3 wouwd uWu make ^w^ mows :3 at xDD him :33 whiwe >_> my father xDD wived >w< give 
twenty, ^w^ fowty, fifty, a x3 hundwed ducats x3 apiece for ^.^ his picture ^-^ in 
little. ^-^ 'Sbwood, >w< thewe is x3 something ^-^ in ^w^ this :33 mowe than ^-^ nyatuwaw, >_> if 
>_< phiwosophy ^-^ couwd find it x3 out. 

>_> Fwouwish for >w< the xDD Pwayews. 

Guil. ;;w;; Thewe are >w< the xDD pwayews. 
>_> Ham. :33 Gentwemen, :33 you are >_< wewcome uWu to OwO Ewsinyowe. ;;w;; Youw OwO hands, come! Th' 
ÚwÚ appuwtenyance :3 of >_< wewcome is ÚwÚ fashion ^-^ and ceremony. Let :33 me xDD compwy 
xDD with :33 you ^-^ in ^w^ this ÚwÚ gawb, >_> west >_> my UwU extent uWu to >w< the players uWu (which ^-^ I 
tell :33 you must ^w^ show uWu faiwwy OwO outwawds) OwO shouwd :33 mowe ÚwÚ appeaw OwO wike 
entertainment than >w< youws. You are x3 wewcome. xDD But >_> my uncle-father 
^-^ and ;;w;; aunt-mothew are deceiv'd. 
Guil. ^.^ In x3 what, >_> my dear >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I am but uWu mad UwU nyowth-nyowth-west. When >w< the ^.^ wind is southerly ^-^ I 
>_< knyow a x3 hawk OwO fwom a handsaw. 

^-^ Entew :33 Powonyius. 

Pol. ÚwÚ Weww >_< be xDD with ^.^ you, gentlemen! 
>_> Ham. >_> Hawk ^.^ you, >_< Guiwdenstewn- ^-^ and :33 you too- :3 at uWu each >_> eaw a hearer! 
:33 That >_> gweat >w< baby :33 you see >w< thewe is UwU nyot yet :33 out :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ swaddwing 
:3 cwouts. 
:3 Wos. uWu Happiwy ÚwÚ he's >w< the ;;w;; second :3 time come uWu to ^.^ them; for :33 they say :3 an old 
man is twice a :33 chiwd. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ pwophesy UwU he ÚwÚ comes uWu to tell :33 me :3 of >w< the xDD pwayews. Mark uWu it.- 
You say >_< wight, sir; a x3 Monday OwO mownying; uWu twas ;;w;; so indeed. 
Pol. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I have OwO nyews uWu to tell ÚwÚ you. 
>_> Ham. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I have OwO nyews uWu to tell ÚwÚ you. When ^-^ Woscius >_> was :3 an xDD actow ^-^ in 
^-^ Wome- 
Pol. ^.^ The actors are come hither, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. OwO Buzz, >w< buzz! 
Pol. ÚwÚ Upon >_> my :3 honyouw- 
>_> Ham. UwU Then came uWu each xDD actow on ^.^ his ÚwÚ ass- 
Pol. ^.^ The uWu best actors ^-^ in >w< the world, OwO eithew for tragedy, ^-^ comedy, 
history, :3 pastowaw, OwO pastowaw-comicaw, ^-^ histowicaw-pastowaw, 
^-^ twagicaw-histowicaw, >w< twagicaw-comicaw-histowicaw-pastowaw; uWu scenye 
^.^ individabwe, >w< ow ^w^ poem >_< unwimited. Seneca ;;w;; cannyot >_< be x3 too >_< heavy, >_< nyow 
x3 Pwautus x3 too x3 wight. :3 Fow >w< the :3 waw :3 of ^.^ wwit ^-^ and >w< the liberty, uWu these are 
>w< the :3 onwy UwU men. 
>_> Ham. O ;;w;; Jephthah, judge :3 of :33 Iswaew, what a >w< tweasuwe ^.^ hadst ÚwÚ thou! 
Pol. :3 What >w< tweasuwe ^w^ had ÚwÚ he, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. :3 Why, 

:33 'Onye ^.^ faiw ;;w;; daughtew, ^-^ and xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, 
^.^ The xDD which UwU he loved >w< passing OwO weww.' 

Pol. ÚwÚ [aside] UwU Stiww on >_> my ;;w;; daughtew. 
>_> Ham. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I UwU nyot ^.^ i' >_> th' >_< wight, old ^.^ Jephthah? 
Pol. UwU If :33 you UwU caww :33 me ;;w;; Jephthah, >_> my lord, ^-^ I have a uWu daughtew ^w^ that ^-^ I 
:33 wove >w< passing ^.^ weww. 
>_> Ham. Nay, ^w^ that follows uWu nyot. 
Pol. :3 What follows uWu then, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. :3 Why, 

;;w;; 'As :3 by lot, >_> God UwU wot,' 

^-^ and uWu then, :33 you :33 knyow, 

^w^ 'It came uWu to ^-^ pass, ÚwÚ as :3 most OwO wike it >w< was.' 

^.^ The >_> fiwst ;;w;; wow :3 of >w< the pious ÚwÚ chanson >w< wiww ^w^ show :33 you >_< mowe; for >w< wook 
>w< whewe >_> my ÚwÚ abwidgment :33 comes. 

^-^ Entew :3 fouw >w< ow ÚwÚ five xDD Pwayews. 

You are uWu wewcome, masters; uWu wewcome, ^.^ aww.- ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad uWu to see ÚwÚ thee 
>w< weww.- ^-^ Wewcome, ^w^ good friends.- OwO O, >_> my old ;;w;; fwiend? :3 Why, thy UwU face is 
>w< vawanc'd >_> since ^-^ I OwO saw ÚwÚ thee xDD wast. Com'st' >w< thou ;;w;; to' >w< beawd :33 me ^-^ in 
ÚwÚ Denmawk?- ^w^ What, >_> my xDD young lady ^-^ and mistress? ;;w;; By'w Lady, ^-^ youw 
>_< wadyship is UwU nyeawew uWu to :3 heaven than uWu when ^-^ I OwO saw :33 you last :3 by >w< the 
:33 awtitude :3 of a ^w^ chopinye. xDD Pway >_> God ^-^ youw >_> voice, OwO wike a piece :3 of 
:3 uncuwwent :3 gowd, >_< be UwU nyot crack'd >_> within >w< the ^.^ wing.- >_> Mastews, :33 you are 
;;w;; aww x3 wewcome. >w< We'ww e'en uWu to't OwO wike :33 Fwench OwO fawconyews, OwO fwy :3 at 
anything ;;w;; we >_> see. >w< We'ww have a >_> speech straight. uWu Come, >w< give uWu us a 
>_< taste :3 of ^-^ youw OwO quawity. uWu Come, a passionate UwU speech. 
^w^ 1. >_> Pway. :3 What :3 speech, >_> my ^w^ good >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I heard ÚwÚ thee UwU speak :33 me a >_> speech once, but it >_> was UwU nyevew acted; 
>w< ow >_> if it ^w^ was, UwU nyot ^w^ above xDD once; for >w< the uWu pway, ^-^ I xDD wemembew, pleas'd 
UwU nyot >w< the million, x3 'twas :3 caviawy uWu to >w< the :3 genyewaw; but it >_> was ÚwÚ (as ^-^ I 
>_> weceiv'd ^w^ it, ^-^ and others, :3 whose :3 judgments ^-^ in >_< such OwO mattews uWu cwied ^-^ in 
>w< the OwO top :3 of :3 minye) :3 an >_< excewwent uWu pway, ^w^ weww >_> digested ^-^ in >w< the :3 scenyes, 
^w^ set OwO down xDD with ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much :3 modesty ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ cunnying. ^-^ I remember >w< onye ^-^ said 
>w< thewe were xDD nyo ^w^ sawwets ^-^ in >w< the UwU winyes uWu to uWu make >w< the :3 mattew UwU savouwy, 
>_< nyow xDD nyo :3 mattew ^-^ in >w< the >_< phwase ^w^ that :33 might indict >w< the xDD authow :3 of 
^.^ affectation; but call'd it :3 an uWu honyest method, ÚwÚ as :33 whowesome ÚwÚ as 
>w< sweet, ^-^ and :3 by :3 vewy ÚwÚ much :33 mowe ÚwÚ handsome than ^-^ finye. uWu Onye >_> speech in't 
^-^ I chiefly ;;w;; wov'd. >_< 'Twas OwO AEnyeas' x3 tawe uWu to >_> Dido, ^-^ and ;;w;; theweabout :3 of it 
especially >w< whewe UwU he ;;w;; speaks :3 of :3 Pwiam's :33 swaughtew. UwU If it >_< wive ^-^ in 
^-^ youw >_< memowy, begin :3 at ^w^ this UwU winye- let :33 me see, let :33 me :33 see: 

^-^ 'The rugged OwO Pywwhus, OwO wike >_> th' Hyrcanian beast-' 

'Tis UwU nyot uWu so; it begins xDD with >w< Pywwhus: 

^-^ 'The rugged OwO Pywwhus, UwU he :3 whose ^.^ sabwe ^w^ awms, 
:3 Bwack ÚwÚ as ^.^ his UwU puwpose, >w< did >w< the night resemble 
When UwU he lay ^.^ couched ^-^ in >w< the UwU ominyous ^.^ howse, 
uWu Hath now ^w^ this x3 dwead ^-^ and >w< bwack :33 compwexion :33 smeaw'd 
With heraldry :33 mowe dismal. UwU Head uWu to ^.^ foot 
:3 Nyow is >_< be ^w^ totaw ^w^ guwes, uWu howwidwy trick'd 
With UwU bwood :3 of fathers, OwO mothews, daughters, :3 sons, 
OwO Bak'd ^-^ and uWu impasted xDD with >w< the >_< pawching ^-^ stweets, 
:33 That ^w^ wend a :33 tywannyous ^-^ and a uWu damnyed :3 wight 
>_< To their :33 wowd's ^-^ muwthew. ^-^ Woasted ^-^ in >w< wwath ^-^ and ÚwÚ fiwe, 
And UwU thus UwU o'ewsized xDD with x3 coaguwate >_> gowe, 
With ^.^ eyes OwO wike x3 cawbuncwes, >w< the >_< hewwish uWu Pywwhus 
Old grandsire Priam x3 seeks.' 

;;w;; So, uWu pwoceed ÚwÚ you. 
Pol. >_< Fowe God, >_> my lord, ^w^ weww :33 spoken, xDD with ^w^ good >_> accent ^-^ and ^w^ good 
discretion. 

^w^ 1. >_> Pway. ÚwÚ 'Anyon UwU he finds :3 him, 
Striking x3 too x3 showt :3 at Greeks. :33 His ^-^ antique ;;w;; swowd, 
x3 Webewwious uWu to ^.^ his arm, ^w^ wies >w< whewe it ^w^ fawws, 
;;w;; Wepugnyant uWu to :3 command. >_< Unyequaw match'd, 
uWu Pywwhus :3 at Priam drives, ^-^ in xDD wage strikes OwO wide; 
xDD But xDD with >w< the ^w^ whiff ^-^ and ^.^ wind :3 of ^.^ his uWu feww >_< swowd 
Th' :33 unnyewved father ^w^ fawws. UwU Then :33 sensewess x3 Iwium, 
Seeming uWu to feel ^w^ this >_< bwow, xDD with ÚwÚ fwaming OwO top 
xDD Stoops uWu to ^.^ his uWu base, ^-^ and xDD with a hideous ;;w;; cwash 
>_> Takes >_> pwisonyew ;;w;; Pywwhus' ^.^ eaw. :3 Fow xDD wo! ^.^ his ;;w;; swowd, 
Which >_> was :3 decwinying on >w< the OwO miwky ^.^ head 
Of reverend ^-^ Pwiam, OwO seem'd ^.^ i' >_> th' air uWu to UwU stick. 
;;w;; So, ÚwÚ as a painted tyrant, uWu Pywwhus :33 stood, 
And, OwO wike a ^w^ nyeutwaw uWu to ^.^ his >w< wiww ^-^ and >w< mattew, 
ÚwÚ Did >w< nyothing. 
>w< But, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we x3 often see, ÚwÚ against ÚwÚ some ^w^ stowm, 
xDD A >_< siwence ^-^ in >w< the :33 heavens, >w< the rack >_< stand ^.^ stiww, 
^.^ The xDD bowd UwU winds speechless, ^-^ and >w< the orb >w< bewow 
:33 As ^.^ hush ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ death- uWu anyon >w< the dreadful ^.^ thundew 
^.^ Doth rend >w< the region; ;;w;; so, after ;;w;; Pywwhus' xDD pause, 
Aroused vengeance ÚwÚ sets xDD him xDD nyew ^.^ awowk; 
And UwU nyevew >w< did >w< the ^-^ Cycwops' >_< hammews x3 faww 
:3 On ^w^ Maws's UwU awmouw, forg'd for >_< pwoof ^-^ etewnye, 
With less ^-^ wemowse than ;;w;; Pywwhus' ^-^ bweeding >_< swowd 
:3 Nyow ;;w;; fawws on :3 Pwiam. 
xDD Out, x3 out, >w< thou :33 stwumpet OwO Fowtunye! ;;w;; Aww :33 you gods, 
^.^ In ^-^ genyewaw synod ^w^ take xDD away ;;w;; hew OwO powew; 
;;w;; Bweak ;;w;; aww >w< the spokes ^-^ and fellies OwO fwom ;;w;; hew xDD wheew, 
And UwU boww >w< the :3 wound nave OwO down >w< the ^.^ hiww :3 of :33 heaven, 
:33 As >w< wow ÚwÚ as uWu to >w< the fiends! 

Pol. ^.^ This is x3 too long. 
>_> Ham. >_> It >_< shaww uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ bawbew's, xDD with ^-^ youw xDD beawd.- ^-^ Pwithee say >_< on. 
He's for a jig >w< ow a x3 tawe :3 of OwO bawdwy, >w< ow UwU he x3 sweeps. Say >w< on; come uWu to 
>_< Hecuba. 

^w^ 1. >_> Pway. 'But :33 who, O :33 who, ^w^ had seen >w< the OwO mobwed ^w^ queen-' 

>_> Ham. ^-^ 'The OwO mobwed ÚwÚ queen'? 
Pol. xDD That's UwU good! ;;w;; 'Mobwed queen' is :33 good. 

^w^ 1. >_> Pway. UwU 'Wun xDD bawefoot :3 up ^-^ and x3 down, threat'ning >w< the ^-^ fwames 
With >_< bisson uWu wheum; a clout upon ^w^ that ^.^ head 
;;w;; Whewe OwO wate >w< the diadem :33 stood, ^-^ and for a ÚwÚ wobe, 
About ;;w;; hew :33 wank ^-^ and ;;w;; aww o'erteemed ^-^ woins, 
xDD A x3 bwanket, ^-^ in >w< the alarm :3 of ^w^ feaw caught ;;w;; up- 
>_< Who ^w^ this ^w^ had xDD seen, xDD with tongue ^-^ in ^-^ venyom UwU steep'd 
^.^ 'Gainst ^-^ Fowtunye's ^.^ state :3 wouwd treason have x3 pwonyounc'd. 
xDD But >_> if >w< the UwU gods >w< themsewves >w< did see ;;w;; hew uWu then, 
When she OwO saw uWu Pywwhus uWu make malicious >_> spowt 
^.^ In xDD Mincing xDD with ^.^ his >_< swowd ;;w;; hew ^.^ husband's OwO wimbs, 
^.^ The >w< instant OwO buwst :3 of UwU cwamouw ^w^ that she uWu made 
(Unless things x3 mowtaw ^.^ move them UwU nyot :3 at all) 
>w< Wouwd have uWu made milch >w< the burning ^.^ eyes :3 of :3 heaven 
And passion ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ gods.' 

Pol. x3 Wook, >w< whe'w UwU he has UwU nyot OwO tuwn'd ^.^ his :33 cowouw, ^-^ and has tears :33 in's 
^-^ eyes. ^-^ Pwithee xDD nyo UwU mowe! 
>_> Ham. 'Tis ^.^ weww. >_< I'ww have ÚwÚ thee UwU speak :33 out >w< the :33 west :3 of ^w^ this ;;w;; soon.- 
Good >_> my lord, >w< wiww :33 you see >w< the players ^w^ weww OwO bestow'd? :3 Do :33 you 
hear? Let them >_< be ^w^ weww ^.^ us'd; for :33 they are >w< the :33 abstwact ^-^ and ^w^ bwief 
chronicles :3 of >w< the time. uWu Aftew ^-^ youw ÚwÚ death :33 you were xDD bettew have a 
ÚwÚ bad :3 epitaph than their ^w^ iww >_< wepowt :33 whiwe :33 you xDD wive. 
Pol. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ use them uWu accowding uWu to their ^.^ desewt. 
>_> Ham. God's xDD bodykins, ;;w;; man, ÚwÚ much >w< bettew! >_> Use >_> evewy man after ^.^ his 
UwU desewt, ^-^ and ;;w;; who OwO shouwd OwO scape whipping? >_> Use them after ^-^ youw ^-^ own 
>w< honyouw ^-^ and ^w^ dignyity. ^.^ The less :33 they ^-^ desewve, >w< the :33 mowe UwU mewit is ^-^ in 
^-^ youw ^w^ bounty. Take them uWu in. 
Pol. uWu Come, uWu siws. 
>_> Ham. Follow :3 him, uWu fwiends. >w< We'ww >_> heaw a uWu pway to-morrow. 
Exeunt uWu Powonyius ^-^ and >w< Pwayews ÚwÚ [except >w< the First]. 
OwO Dost >w< thou >_> heaw me, old ;;w;; fwiend? >_> Can :33 you uWu pway ^-^ 'The ÚwÚ Muwthew :3 of 
>_> Gonzago'? 
^w^ 1. >_> Pway. x3 Ay, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. >w< We'ww ha't uWu to-mowwow night. You could, for a uWu nyeed, study a 
>_> speech :3 of ÚwÚ some dozen >w< ow >w< sixteen UwU winyes xDD which ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ set OwO down ^-^ and 
insert ^w^ in't, ^-^ couwd :33 you xDD nyot? 
^w^ 1. >_> Pway. x3 Ay, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. ^w^ Vewy ^.^ weww. Follow ^w^ that x3 wowd- ^-^ and >w< wook :33 you ;;w;; mock xDD him uWu nyot. 
UwU [Exit >_< Fiwst ^-^ Pwayew.] 
^w^ My ^w^ good :3 fwiends, >_< I'ww uWu weave :33 you :3 tiww night. You are >_< wewcome uWu to 
OwO Ewsinyowe. 
:3 Wos. Good >_> my lord! 
>_> Ham. x3 Ay, ;;w;; so, >_> God ^.^ b' ;;w;; wi' ;;w;; ye! 
^.^ [Exeunt Rosencrantz ^-^ and Guildenstern 
:3 Nyow ^-^ I am alone. 
O what a ^.^ wogue ^-^ and ^-^ peasant slave am ^w^ I! 
Is it UwU nyot monstrous ^w^ that ^w^ this >_< pwayew ;;w;; hewe, 
xDD But ^-^ in a >_> fiction, ^-^ in a dream :3 of uWu passion, 
x3 Couwd ÚwÚ fowce ^.^ his ^w^ souw ;;w;; so uWu to ^.^ his ^-^ own ^w^ conceit 
UwU That, OwO fwom ;;w;; hew UwU wowking, ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ÚwÚ visage wann'd, 
ÚwÚ Teaws ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu eyes, x3 distwaction :33 in's >w< aspect, 
xDD A x3 bwoken >_> voice, ^-^ and ^.^ his uWu whowe uWu function :3 suiting 
With forms uWu to ^.^ his ^.^ conceit? And ;;w;; aww for nothing! 
:3 Fow >_> Hecuba! 
What's >_> Hecuba uWu to :3 him, >w< ow UwU he uWu to Hecuba, 
:33 That UwU he OwO shouwd UwU weep for :33 hew? :3 What :3 wouwd UwU he ÚwÚ do, 
Had UwU he >w< the ^w^ motive ^-^ and >w< the x3 cue for passion 
:33 That ^-^ I x3 have? He :3 wouwd ^.^ dwown >w< the >w< stage xDD with tears 
And cleave >w< the ^-^ genyewaw >_> eaw xDD with horrid ÚwÚ speech; 
Make uWu mad >w< the x3 guiwty ^-^ and :33 appaw >w< the free, 
Confound >w< the ^-^ ignyowant, ^-^ and OwO amaze uWu indeed 
^.^ The :3 vewy faculties :3 of ^.^ eyes ^-^ and ;;w;; eaws. 
^w^ Yet ;;w;; I, 
xDD A ^.^ duww ^-^ and x3 muddy-mettwed rascal, :33 peak 
>w< Wike :3 John-a-dweams, OwO unpwegnyant :3 of >_> my cause, 
And ^w^ can say nothing! x3 Nyo, UwU nyot for a uWu king, 
ÚwÚ Upon :3 whose uWu pwopewty ^-^ and :3 most dear OwO wife 
xDD A ^.^ damn'd ;;w;; defeat >_> was ^w^ made. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I a OwO cowawd? 
>_< Who >w< cawws :33 me villain? x3 bweaks >_> my ^.^ pate uWu acwoss? 
:3 Pwucks off >_> my >w< beawd ^-^ and ^.^ bwows it ^-^ in >_> my xDD face? 
Tweaks :33 me :3 by >_> th' nose? xDD gives :33 me >w< the >_< wie ^.^ i' >_> th' :33 thwoat 
:33 As ;;w;; deep ÚwÚ as uWu to >w< the >_< wungs? >_< Who does :33 me ^w^ this, x3 ha? 
>w< 'Swounds, ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^w^ take x3 it! for it ;;w;; cannyot >_< be 
xDD But ^-^ I am x3 pigeon-wivew'd ^-^ and x3 wack >w< gaww 
>_< To uWu make uWu oppwession xDD bittew, >w< ow ^-^ ewe ^w^ this 
^-^ I OwO shouwd have x3 fatted ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wegion OwO kites 
With ^w^ this xDD swave's xDD offaw. >w< Bwoody ;;w;; bawdy >w< viwwain! 
Remorseless, treacherous, UwU wechewous, kindless >w< viwwain! 
OwO O, vengeance! 
:3 Why, what :3 an >w< ass am ^w^ I! ^.^ This is :3 most UwU bwave, 
:33 That ;;w;; I, >w< the ^-^ son :3 of a dear father x3 muwthew'd, 
uWu Pwompted uWu to >_> my >_< wevenge :3 by :3 heaven ^-^ and uWu heww, 
ÚwÚ Must ^.^ (wike a :3 whowe) OwO unpack >_> my :33 heawt xDD with >_> wowds 
And x3 faww OwO a-cuwsing OwO wike a :3 vewy :33 dwab, 
xDD A :33 scuwwion! 
Fie >_< upon't! foh! :3 About, >_> my ^w^ bwain! x3 Hum, ^-^ I have heard 
:33 That x3 guiwty creatures, xDD sitting :3 at a uWu pway, 
>_< Have :3 by >w< the :3 vewy cunning :3 of >w< the uWu scenye 
;;w;; Been ^w^ stwuck ;;w;; so uWu to >w< the ^w^ souw ^w^ that uWu pwesentwy 
xDD They have proclaim'd their OwO mawefactions; 
:3 Fow UwU muwthew, though it have xDD nyo uWu tongue, >w< wiww UwU speak 
With :3 most miraculous ^w^ owgan, >_< I'ww have uWu these >w< Pwayews 
>w< Pway x3 something OwO wike >w< the ^w^ muwthew :3 of >_> my father 
:3 Befowe mine >w< uncwe. >_< I'ww uWu obsewve ^.^ his ^-^ wooks; 
>_< I'ww >w< tent xDD him uWu to >w< the :33 quick. UwU If UwU he but xDD bwench, 
^-^ I >_< knyow >_> my >_> couwse. ^.^ The ÚwÚ spiwit ^w^ that ^-^ I have seen 
:3 May >_< be a >w< deviw; ^-^ and >w< the devil hath ÚwÚ powew 
>_> T' >_> assume a >_< pweasing uWu shape; >w< yea, ^-^ and >_< pewhaps 
>_> Out :3 of >_> my weakness ^-^ and >_> my uWu mewanchowy, 
:33 As UwU he is :3 vewy potent xDD with >_< such >_< spiwits, 
UwU Abuses :33 me uWu to ;;w;; damn >w< me. >_< I'ww have :33 gwounds 
x3 Mowe UwU wewative than this. ^.^ The ÚwÚ pway's >w< the >_> thing 
Wherein >_< I'ww xDD catch >w< the >w< conscience :3 of >w< the UwU King. Exit. 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. Scenye xDD I. 
OwO Ewsinyowe. xDD A room ^-^ in >w< the >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew :3 King, OwO Queen, :33 Powonyius, ^.^ Ophewia, ^.^ Wosencwantz, >_> Guiwdenstewn, ^-^ and UwU Wowds. 

UwU King. And ^w^ can :33 you :3 by xDD nyo OwO dwift :3 of circumstance 
Get OwO fwom xDD him why UwU he puts on ^w^ this >w< confusion, 
OwO Gwating ;;w;; so ^.^ hawshwy ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ^-^ days :3 of x3 quiet 
With OwO tuwbuwent ^-^ and ^w^ dangewous lunacy? 
:3 Wos. He does x3 confess UwU he ^w^ feews himself OwO distwacted, 
xDD But OwO fwom what >_< cause UwU he >w< wiww :3 by xDD nyo ÚwÚ means ^w^ speak. 
Guil. >_> Nyow do ;;w;; we find xDD him ;;w;; fowwawd uWu to >_< be >w< sounded, 
xDD But xDD with a uWu cwafty >w< madnyess xDD keeps xDD awoof 
When ;;w;; we :3 wouwd >_< bwing xDD him on uWu to ÚwÚ some :33 confession 
Of ^.^ his OwO twue x3 state. 
xDD Queen. ÚwÚ Did UwU he >_> weceive :33 you UwU weww? 
:3 Wos. uWu Most OwO wike a xDD gentweman. 
Guil. xDD But xDD with ÚwÚ much xDD fowcing :3 of ^.^ his x3 disposition. 
:3 Wos. >_> Nyiggawd :3 of question, but :3 of x3 ouw x3 demands 
uWu Most >w< fwee ^-^ in ^.^ his reply. 
xDD Queen. ÚwÚ Did :33 you assay xDD him 
>_< To :33 any xDD pastime? 
:3 Wos. ^-^ Madam, it ;;w;; so uWu feww :33 out ^w^ that x3 cewtain players 
OwO We >w< o'ewwaught on >w< the way. Of uWu these ;;w;; we >_< towd :3 him, 
And >w< thewe >w< did seem ^-^ in xDD him a uWu kind :3 of ;;w;; joy 
>_< To >_> heaw :3 of uWu it. xDD They are ÚwÚ hewe uWu about >w< the uWu couwt, 
And, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I think, :33 they have uWu awweady UwU owdew 
^.^ This night uWu to uWu pway :33 befowe ^-^ him. 
Pol. 'Tis :3 most OwO twue; 
And UwU he ^w^ beseech'd :33 me uWu to entreat ^-^ youw OwO Majesties 
>_< To >_> heaw ^-^ and see >w< the >w< mattew. 
UwU King. With ;;w;; aww >_> my heart, ^-^ and it x3 doth ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ content :33 me 
>_< To >_> heaw xDD him ;;w;; so x3 incwin'd. 
Good gentlemen, >w< give xDD him a further OwO edge 
And :33 dwive ^.^ his OwO puwpose on uWu to uWu these ^.^ dewights. 
:3 Wos. OwO We UwU shaww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
Exeunt Rosencrantz ^-^ and Guildenstern. 
UwU King. ^-^ Sweet uWu Gewtwude, uWu weave uWu us too; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we have closely >_> sent for ^-^ Hamwet hither, 
:33 That ÚwÚ he, ÚwÚ as x3 'twewe :3 by ^-^ accident, ^w^ may ÚwÚ hewe 
>_> Affwont OwO Ophewia. 
ÚwÚ Hew father ^-^ and myself (lawful >_> espiaws) 
Will ;;w;; so >_< bestow >_> ouwsewves that, ;;w;; seeing ÚwÚ unseen, 
OwO We ^w^ may :3 of their ^w^ encountew UwU fwankwy judge 
And xDD gathew :3 by :3 him, ÚwÚ as UwU he is behav'd, 
If't >_< be >_> th' uWu affwiction :3 of ^.^ his love, >w< ow uWu nyo, 
:33 That UwU thus UwU he suffers >_< fow. 
xDD Queen. ^-^ I >_< shaww xDD obey you; 
And for ^-^ youw >_< pawt, ^.^ Ophewia, ^-^ I do :33 wish 
:33 That ^-^ youw ^w^ good beauties >_< be >w< the happy >_< cause 
Of Hamlet's ^w^ wiwdnyess. So >_< shaww ^-^ I hope ^-^ youw virtues 
Will >_< bwing xDD him uWu to ^.^ his wonted x3 way >w< again, 
>_< To x3 both ^-^ youw honours. 
Oph. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I :33 wish it >_> may. 
UwU [Exit uWu Queen.] 
Pol. ^.^ Ophewia, ^.^ wawk :33 you >_> hewe.- :3 Gwacious, ;;w;; so UwU pwease ^.^ you, 
OwO We >w< wiww >_< bestow :3 ouwsewves.- ^w^ [To xDD Ophewia] Read on ^w^ this ÚwÚ book, 
:33 That ^w^ show :3 of >_< such :3 an OwO exewcise ^w^ may xDD cowouw 
;;w;; Youw loneliness.- OwO We are oft uWu to ^w^ bwame ^-^ in ^w^ this, 
'Tis x3 too ÚwÚ much prov'd, ^w^ that xDD with devotion's ÚwÚ visage 
And pious action ;;w;; we do sugar ^.^ o'ew 
^.^ The >_< Deviw ^.^ himsewf. 
UwU King. ÚwÚ [aside] OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis x3 too uWu twue! 
UwU How ^-^ smawt a :3 wash ^w^ that >_> speech x3 doth >w< give >_> my UwU conscience! 
^.^ The x3 hawwot's cheek, beautied xDD with plast'ring >_< awt, 
Is UwU nyot :33 mowe ^.^ ugwy uWu to >w< the >_> thing ^w^ that ^.^ hewps it 
uWu Than is >_> my deed uWu to >_> my :3 most painted word. 
O >_< heavy burthen! 
Pol. ^-^ I >_> heaw xDD him coming. xDD Wet's withdraw, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
Exeunt OwO King ^-^ and Polonius]. 

^-^ Entew uWu Hamwet. 

>_> Ham. >_< To be, >w< ow UwU nyot uWu to be- ^w^ that is >w< the ^.^ question: 
^.^ Whethew ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ nyobwew ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; mind uWu to :3 suffew 
^.^ The slings ^-^ and OwO awwows :3 of OwO outwageous xDD fowtunye 
>_> Ow uWu to ^w^ take xDD awms ÚwÚ against a >w< sea :3 of uWu twoubwes, 
And :3 by xDD opposing UwU end uWu them. >_< To >w< die- uWu to :3 sweep- 
:33 Nyo >_< mowe; ^-^ and :3 by a OwO sweep uWu to say ;;w;; we UwU end 
^.^ The :33 heawtache, ^-^ and >w< the >_> thousand ^-^ nyatuwaw ^-^ shocks 
:33 That flesh is >_< heiw :33 to. 'Tis a consummation 
^-^ Devoutwy uWu to >_< be x3 wish'd. >_< To >w< die- uWu to OwO sweep. 
>_< To :3 sweep- >_< pewchance uWu to dream: :33 ay, >_< thewe's >w< the ^-^ wub! 
:3 Fow ^-^ in ^w^ that OwO sweep :3 of ÚwÚ death what ^.^ dweams ^w^ may come 
When ;;w;; we have shuffled off ^w^ this x3 mowtaw coil, 
ÚwÚ Must >w< give uWu us x3 pause. Thewe's >w< the ^w^ wespect 
:33 That ^-^ makes ^.^ cawamity :3 of ;;w;; so long ÚwÚ wife. 
:3 Fow ;;w;; who :3 wouwd ;;w;; beaw >w< the ;;w;; whips ^-^ and ^-^ scowns :3 of time, 
Th' :33 oppwessow's OwO wwong, >w< the ÚwÚ pwoud man's contumely, 
^.^ The :33 pangs :3 of ÚwÚ despis'd love, >w< the >w< waw's ^w^ deway, 
^.^ The insolence :3 of ;;w;; office, ^-^ and >w< the uWu spuwns 
:33 That ^.^ patient UwU mewit :3 of >_> th' ^w^ unwowthy uWu takes, 
When UwU he himself :33 might ^.^ his :33 quietus uWu make 
With a uWu bawe xDD bodkin? >_< Who :3 wouwd uWu these uWu fawdews ^.^ beaw, 
>_< To uWu gwunt ^-^ and sweat ^.^ undew a :33 weawy >_< wife, 
xDD But ^w^ that >w< the x3 dwead :3 of x3 something after ÚwÚ death- 
^.^ The ^-^ undiscovew'd uWu countwy, OwO fwom :3 whose uWu bouwn 
:33 Nyo >w< twavewwew returns- xDD puzzwes >w< the will, 
And ^-^ makes uWu us :3 wathew ;;w;; beaw those ills ;;w;; we have 
uWu Than OwO fwy uWu to ÚwÚ othews ^w^ that ;;w;; we >_< knyow UwU nyot of? 
Thus >w< conscience does uWu make cowards :3 of uWu us >w< aww, 
And UwU thus >w< the native :33 hue :3 of resolution 
Is UwU sickwied ^.^ o'ew xDD with >w< the ^-^ pawe ÚwÚ cast :3 of ;;w;; thought, 
And ^.^ entewpwises :3 of >_> gweat ^.^ pith ^-^ and ^w^ moment 
With ^w^ this ^.^ wegawd their >w< cuwwents ^w^ tuwn xDD awwy 
And ;;w;; wose >w< the name :3 of action.- ^w^ Soft :33 you OwO nyow! 
^.^ The ^.^ faiw Ophelia!- ÚwÚ Nymph, ^-^ in thy >_< owisons 
;;w;; Be ;;w;; aww >_> my sins rememb'red. 
Oph. Good >_> my lord, 
UwU How does ^-^ youw >w< honyouw for ^w^ this uWu many a >_< day? 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I x3 humbwy UwU thank you; UwU weww, UwU weww, ^.^ weww. 
Oph. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I have >_< wemembwances :3 of ;;w;; youws 
:33 That ^-^ I have ^-^ wonged long uWu to ^w^ we-dewivew. 
^-^ I pray ^.^ you, now >_> weceive uWu them. 
>_> Ham. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot ^w^ I! 
^-^ I UwU nyevew ÚwÚ gave :33 you OwO aught. 
Oph. ^w^ My ÚwÚ honyouw'd lord, :33 you >_< knyow >w< wight ^w^ weww :33 you did, 
And xDD with them >_> wowds :3 of ;;w;; so sweet >_< bweath compos'd 
:33 As uWu made >w< the things :33 mowe x3 wich. uWu Theiw perfume >_> wost, 
Take uWu these UwU again; for uWu to >w< the ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; mind 
xDD Wich ÚwÚ gifts ÚwÚ wax x3 poow uWu when ^w^ givews >_< pwove UwU unkind. 
There, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. ^w^ Ha, ha! ;;w;; Awe :33 you ÚwÚ honyest? 
Oph. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. ;;w;; Awe :33 you fair? 
Oph. :3 What ÚwÚ means ^-^ youw >_> wowdship? 
>_> Ham. :33 That >_> if :33 you >_< be uWu honyest ^-^ and x3 faiw, ^-^ youw uWu honyesty OwO shouwd xDD admit xDD nyo 
;;w;; discouwse uWu to ^-^ youw ^w^ beauty. 
Oph. x3 Couwd OwO beauty, >_> my lord, have xDD bettew >w< commewce than xDD with ^.^ honyesty? 
>_> Ham. x3 Ay, xDD twuwy; for >w< the ÚwÚ powew :3 of beauty >w< wiww ^-^ soonyew transform 
uWu honyesty OwO fwom what it is uWu to a uWu bawd than >w< the ÚwÚ fowce :3 of uWu honyesty ^w^ can 
uWu twanswate beauty uWu into ^.^ his xDD wikenyess. ^.^ This >_> was x3 sometime a ^-^ pawadox, 
but now >w< the :3 time xDD gives it uWu pwoof. ^-^ I >w< did :33 wove :33 you ^w^ once. 
Oph. Indeed, >_> my lord, :33 you uWu made :33 me xDD bewieve >_< so. 
>_> Ham. You OwO shouwd UwU nyot have OwO bewiev'd x3 me; for virtue ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; so 
;;w;; inyocuwate x3 ouw old OwO stock but ;;w;; we >_< shaww ;;w;; wewish :3 of uWu it. ^-^ I loved :33 you 
uWu nyot. 
Oph. ^-^ I >_> was >w< the :33 mowe deceived. 
>_> Ham. Get ÚwÚ thee uWu to a nunnery! ^.^ Why wouldst >w< thou >_< be a >_> bweedew :3 of 
sinners? ^-^ I am myself indifferent OwO honyest, but yet ^-^ I ^-^ couwd :33 accuse 
:33 me :3 of >_< such things ^w^ that it were xDD bettew >_> my mother ^w^ had UwU nyot :33 bownye >w< me. 
^-^ I am :3 vewy :3 pwoud, ^-^ wevengefuw, ÚwÚ ambitious; xDD with :33 mowe >_> offences :3 at >_> my 
uWu beck than ^-^ I have ;;w;; thoughts uWu to put them :33 in, imagination uWu to >w< give 
them uWu shape, >w< ow :3 time uWu to :3 act them uWu in. :3 What OwO shouwd >_< such :3 fewwows ÚwÚ as ^-^ I 
ÚwÚ do, crawling between earth ^-^ and >_< heaven? OwO We are ÚwÚ awwant xDD knyaves all; 
xDD bewieve none :3 of :33 us. :3 Go thy ^.^ ways uWu to a x3 nyunnyewy. ^.^ Whewe's ^-^ youw 
father? 
Oph. x3 At ;;w;; home, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. Let >w< the ^w^ doows >_< be x3 shut upon :3 him, ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ may uWu pway >w< the UwU foow 
^w^ nyowhewe but :33 in's ^-^ own ^w^ house. >w< Faweweww. 
Oph. OwO O, :33 hewp :3 him, :33 you sweet >_> heavens! 
>_> Ham. UwU If >w< thou dost x3 mawwy, >_< I'ww >w< give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ this ^w^ pwague for thy :33 dowwy: 
>_< be >w< thou ÚwÚ as >_> chaste ÚwÚ as ^-^ ice, ÚwÚ as >_> puwe ÚwÚ as >w< snyow, >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyot UwU escape 
;;w;; cawumny. Get ÚwÚ thee uWu to a x3 nyunnyewy. ^.^ Go, farewell. >_> Ow >_> if >w< thou OwO wiwt 
xDD nyeeds x3 mawwy, >w< mawwy a xDD foow; for uWu wise ^-^ men >_< knyow ^w^ weww :33 enyough what 
monsters :33 you uWu make :3 of uWu them. >_< To a x3 nyunnyewy, go; ^-^ and quickly >_< too. 
>w< Faweweww. 
Oph. O uWu heavenwy ^-^ powews, uWu westowe uWu him! 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I have heard :3 of ^-^ youw :3 paintings OwO too, ^w^ weww xDD enyough. >_> God hath 
ÚwÚ given :33 you >w< onye OwO face, ^-^ and :33 you uWu make :33 youwsewves x3 anyothew. You ^-^ jig, :33 you 
>_< ambwe, ^-^ and :33 you lisp; :33 you nickname God's >_< cweatuwes ^-^ and uWu make ^-^ youw 
>w< wantonnyess ^-^ youw ignorance. :3 Go x3 to, >_< I'ww xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 on't! it hath uWu made 
:33 me x3 mad. ^-^ I say, ;;w;; we >w< wiww have xDD nyo moe marriages. Those ^w^ that are 
married UwU awweady- ;;w;; aww but ;;w;; onye- >_< shaww live; >w< the :33 west >_< shaww :3 keep ÚwÚ as 
:33 they ÚwÚ awe. >_< To a x3 nyunnyewy, ^w^ go. Exit. 
Oph. OwO O, what a ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; mind is ÚwÚ hewe o'erthrown! 
^.^ The ÚwÚ couwtiew's, scholar's, soldier's, ^-^ eye, uWu tongue, ;;w;; swowd, 
Th' ^w^ expectancy ^-^ and rose :3 of >w< the ^.^ faiw xDD state, 
^.^ The x3 gwass :3 of ÚwÚ fashion ^-^ and >w< the >w< mouwd :3 of >_> fowm, 
Th' observ'd :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ obsewvews- >_< quite, :3 quite :33 down! 
And ;;w;; I, :3 of ladies :3 most deject ^-^ and wretched, 
:33 That suck'd >w< the ^-^ honyey :3 of ^.^ his music ^-^ vows, 
:3 Nyow see ^w^ that ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ and :3 most sovereign ;;w;; weason, 
>w< Wike sweet xDD bewws >w< jangwed, :33 out :3 of ^.^ tunye ^-^ and UwU hawsh; 
:33 That unmatch'd OwO fowm ^-^ and :3 featuwe :3 of blown ^w^ youth 
Blasted xDD with :33 ecstasy. OwO O, xDD woe is :33 me 
>_> T' have seen what ^-^ I have xDD seen, see what ^-^ I x3 see! 

^-^ Entew OwO King ^-^ and :33 Powonyius. 

UwU King. :3 Wove? ^.^ his :33 affections do UwU nyot ^w^ that x3 way >_< tend; 
>_> Nyow what UwU he spake, though it ^-^ wack'd OwO fowm a OwO wittwe, 
uWu Was UwU nyot OwO wike OwO madnyess. Thewe's x3 something ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ souw 
ÚwÚ O'ew xDD which ^.^ his ^.^ mewanchowy :3 sits on brood; 
And ^-^ I do ÚwÚ doubt >w< the xDD hatch ^-^ and >w< the :3 discwose 
Will >_< be ÚwÚ some uWu dangew; xDD which for uWu to prevent, 
^-^ I have ^-^ in quick >_> detewminyation 
Thus ^w^ set it ;;w;; down: UwU he >_< shaww xDD with >_< speed uWu to ;;w;; Engwand 
:3 Fow >w< the demand :3 of x3 ouw neglected ^w^ twibute. 
Haply >w< the UwU seas, ^-^ and ÚwÚ countwies ^w^ diffewent, 
With OwO vawiabwe >w< objects, >_< shaww x3 expew 
^.^ This >_> something-settwed :3 mattew ^-^ in ^.^ his heart, 
uWu Wheweon ^.^ his xDD bwains OwO stiww ^-^ beating puts xDD him UwU thus 
^w^ Fwom ÚwÚ fashion :3 of ^.^ himsewf. :3 What xDD think :33 you on't? 
Pol. >_> It >_< shaww do ^.^ weww. xDD But yet do ^-^ I xDD bewieve 
^.^ The ^w^ owigin ^-^ and commencement :3 of ^.^ his grief 
Sprung OwO fwom neglected love.- UwU How uWu nyow, >w< Ophewia? 
You need UwU nyot tell uWu us what xDD Wowd ^-^ Hamwet :33 said. 
OwO We heard it ^.^ aww.- ^w^ My lord, do ÚwÚ as :33 you >w< pwease; 
xDD But >_> if :33 you hold it >_< fit, after >w< the uWu pway 
Let ^.^ his :3 queen mother ;;w;; aww OwO awonye entreat xDD him 
>_< To ^w^ show ^.^ his grief. Let ;;w;; hew >_< be :3 wound xDD with xDD him; 
And >_< I'ww >_< be ^-^ pwac'd ;;w;; so UwU pwease ^.^ you, ^-^ in >w< the >_> eaw 
Of ;;w;; aww their ^.^ confewence. UwU If she find xDD him not, 
>_< To ;;w;; Engwand ^.^ send xDD him; >w< ow :33 confinye xDD him >w< whewe 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; wisdom uWu best >_< shaww think. 
UwU King. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be >_< so. 
>_> Madnyess ^-^ in >_> gweat ones must UwU nyot uWu unwatch'd ^w^ go. x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< II. 
OwO Ewsinyowe. xDD haww ^-^ in >w< the >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ Hamwet ^-^ and xDD thwee :3 of >w< the xDD Pwayews. 

>_> Ham. OwO Speak >w< the :3 speech, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :33 pwonyounc'd it uWu to ^.^ you, 
x3 twippingwy on >w< the ;;w;; tongue. xDD But >_> if :33 you uWu mouth ^w^ it, ÚwÚ as uWu many :3 of x3 ouw 
players ÚwÚ do, ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ as >_< wive >w< the UwU town :33 cwiew ^-^ spoke >_> my ^.^ winyes. >_> Nyow do 
UwU nyot OwO saw >w< the air x3 too ÚwÚ much xDD with ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand, thus, but ÚwÚ use ;;w;; aww 
gently; for ^-^ in >w< the :3 vewy UwU towwent, >_< tempest, ^-^ and ÚwÚ (as ^-^ I ^w^ may :3 say) 
xDD whiwwwind :3 of ^-^ youw uWu passion, :33 you must acquire ^-^ and :33 beget a 
temperance ^w^ that ^w^ may >w< give it uWu smoothnyess. OwO O, it offends :33 me uWu to >w< the 
^w^ souw uWu to >_> heaw a uWu wobustious >w< pewiwig-pated uWu fewwow tear a passion uWu to 
tatters, uWu to :3 vewy ÚwÚ wags, uWu to split >w< the ÚwÚ caws :3 of >w< the groundlings, ;;w;; who 
(for >w< the :3 most >w< pawt) are ;;w;; capabwe :3 of OwO nyothing but ^-^ inyexpwicabwe ^w^ dumb 
:3 shows ^-^ and :3 nyoise. ^-^ I :3 wouwd have >_< such a uWu fewwow UwU whipp'd for :3 o'ewdoing 
>_> Tewmagant. >_> It OwO out-hewods ÚwÚ Hewod. xDD Pway :33 you ^.^ avoid uWu it. 
:33 Pwayew. ^-^ I warrant ^-^ youw honour. 
>_> Ham. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot x3 too tame :3 nyeithew; but let ^-^ youw ^-^ own discretion >_< be ^-^ youw 
;;w;; tutow. Suit >w< the action uWu to >w< the word, >w< the :3 wowd uWu to >w< the xDD action; xDD with 
^w^ this ^w^ speciaw OwO obsewvance, ^w^ that :33 you UwU o'ewstep UwU nyot >w< the :3 modesty :3 of 
UwU nyatuwe: for anything ;;w;; so ;;w;; ovewdonye is OwO fwom >w< the OwO puwpose :3 of x3 pwaying, 
:3 whose ^w^ end, x3 both :3 at >w< the >_> fiwst ^-^ and uWu nyow, >_> was ^-^ and UwU is, uWu to UwU howd, ÚwÚ as 
xDD 'twewe, >w< the :3 miwwow :3 up uWu to nature; uWu to ^w^ show >_< Viwtue ;;w;; hew ^-^ own >_> featuwe, 
OwO scown ;;w;; hew ^-^ own ÚwÚ image, ^-^ and >w< the :3 vewy age ^-^ and body :3 of >w< the :3 time ^.^ his 
OwO fowm ^-^ and ;;w;; pwessuwe. :3 Nyow ^w^ this overdone, >w< ow come ^w^ tawdy ÚwÚ off, though 
it uWu make >w< the xDD unskiwfuw :3 waugh, ;;w;; cannyot but uWu make >w< the judicious 
^w^ gwieve; >w< the ;;w;; censuwe :3 of >w< the xDD which >w< onye must ^-^ in ^-^ youw allowance 
^-^ o'ewweigh a uWu whowe xDD theatwe :3 of >_> othews. OwO O, >w< thewe >_< be players ^w^ that ^-^ I 
have seen uWu pway, ^-^ and heard ÚwÚ othews UwU pwaise, ^-^ and ^w^ that x3 highwy uWu (nyot uWu to 
UwU speak it >_< pwofanyewy), that, ^w^ nyeithew having >w< the >_> accent :3 of 
^.^ Chwistians, >_< nyow >w< the OwO gait :3 of :33 Chwistian, >_> pagan, >_< nyow ;;w;; man, have ;;w;; so 
strutted ^-^ and bellowed ^w^ that ^-^ I have :3 thought ÚwÚ some :3 of >_> Nyatuwe's 
>_< jouwnyeymen ^w^ had uWu made men, ^-^ and UwU nyot uWu made them UwU weww, :33 they :33 imitated 
>_< humanyity ;;w;; so abominably. 
:33 Pwayew. ^-^ I hope ;;w;; we have >_> wefowm'd ^w^ that xDD indiffewentwy xDD with us, ^-^ siw. 
>_> Ham. OwO O, UwU wefowm it altogether! And let those ^w^ that uWu pway ^-^ youw UwU cwowns 
UwU speak xDD nyo :33 mowe than is ^w^ set OwO down for uWu them. :3 Fow >w< thewe >_< be :3 of them 
^w^ that >w< wiww >w< themsewves :3 waugh, uWu to ^w^ set on ÚwÚ some ;;w;; quantity :3 of x3 bawwen 
^w^ spectatows uWu to ÚwÚ waugh OwO too, though ^-^ in >w< the UwU mean :3 time ÚwÚ some >w< nyecessawy 
>w< question :3 of >w< the uWu pway >_< be :33 then uWu to >_< be >w< considewed. xDD That's ;;w;; viwwanyous 
^-^ and :3 shows a :3 most pitiful :33 ambition ^-^ in >w< the UwU foow ^w^ that uses uWu it. :3 Go 
uWu make :33 you OwO weady. 
Exeunt xDD Pwayews. 

^-^ Entew :33 Powonyius, ^.^ Wosencwantz, ^-^ and Guildenstern. 

UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my >_> wowd? Will >w< the OwO King >_> heaw ^w^ this piece :3 of :33 wowk? 
Pol. And >w< the Queen OwO too, ^-^ and ^w^ that ^-^ pwesentwy. 
>_> Ham. OwO Bid >w< the players uWu make ^w^ haste, UwU [Exit ;;w;; Powonyius.] Will :33 you x3 two 
:33 hewp uWu to hasten them? 
:33 Both. OwO We will, >_> my ^-^ wowd. Exeunt :33 they ^w^ two. 
>_> Ham. ^w^ What, UwU ho, >_< Howatio! 

^-^ Entew UwU Howatio. 

Hor. >_> Hewe, sweet lord, :3 at ^-^ youw ^.^ sewvice. 
>_> Ham. UwU Howatio, >w< thou UwU awt e'en ÚwÚ as UwU just a man 
:33 As e'er >_> my >w< convewsation cop'd withal. 
Hor. OwO O, >_> my dear lord! 
>_> Ham. Nay, do UwU nyot xDD think ^-^ I UwU fwattew; 
:3 Fow what :3 advancement ^w^ may ^-^ I hope OwO fwom ^-^ thee, 
:33 That xDD nyo >_> wevenyue UwU hast but thy ^w^ good >_> spiwits 
>_< To ;;w;; feed ^-^ and >_< cwothe uWu thee? ^.^ Why OwO shouwd >w< the x3 poow >_< be flatter'd? 
x3 Nyo, let >w< the OwO candied tongue :33 wick ^w^ absuwd >w< pomp, 
And crook >w< the >_> pwegnyant ^.^ hinges :3 of >w< the :33 knyee 
;;w;; Whewe thrift ^w^ may x3 fowwow >w< fawnying. OwO Dost >w< thou hear? 
;;w;; Since >_> my dear ^w^ souw >_> was ÚwÚ mistwess :3 of ;;w;; hew :33 choice 
And ^-^ couwd :3 of ^-^ men distinguish, ;;w;; hew x3 ewection 
uWu Hath uWu scawd ÚwÚ thee for >_> hewsewf. :3 Fow >w< thou UwU hast OwO been 
:33 As :3 onye, ^-^ in ^w^ suff'wing >w< aww, ^w^ that suffers :3 nyothing; 
xDD A man ^w^ that ^-^ Fowtunye's ;;w;; buffets ^-^ and x3 wewawds 
Hast xDD ta'en xDD with xDD equaw thanks; ^-^ and blest are those 
>_< Whose UwU bwood ^-^ and xDD judgment are ;;w;; so ^w^ weww commingled 
:33 That :33 they are UwU nyot a xDD pipe for ^-^ Fowtunye's finger 
>_< To sound what >w< stop she :33 pwease. ^w^ Give :33 me ^w^ that man 
:33 That is UwU nyot ;;w;; passion's :33 swave, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< weaw xDD him 
^.^ In >_> my xDD heawt's :3 cowe, :33 ay, ^-^ in >_> my :33 heawt :3 of heart, 
:33 As ^-^ I do ;;w;; thee. ^w^ Something x3 too ÚwÚ much :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ I 
;;w;; Thewe is a uWu pway to-night :33 befowe >w< the UwU King. 
uWu Onye uWu scenye :3 of it ÚwÚ comes uWu nyeaw >w< the circumstance, 
Which ^-^ I have >_< towd ^-^ thee, :3 of >_> my >_> fathew's ^-^ death. 
^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, uWu when >w< thou ^.^ seest ^w^ that :3 act ^.^ afoot, 
uWu Even xDD with >w< the :3 vewy comment :3 of thy ^w^ souw 
Observe >_> my >w< uncwe. UwU If ^.^ his occulted ^-^ guiwt 
:3 Do UwU nyot ^w^ itsewf >_> unkennyew ^-^ in >w< onye :3 speech, 
>_> It is a uWu damnyed ghost ^w^ that ;;w;; we have xDD seen, 
And >_> my :33 imaginyations are ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ fouw 
:33 As uWu Vuwcan's :33 stithy. ^w^ Give xDD him heedful note; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I mine ^.^ eyes >w< wiww ^.^ wivet uWu to ^.^ his OwO face, 
And after ;;w;; we >w< wiww x3 both x3 ouw :3 judgments :33 join 
^.^ In ;;w;; censuwe :3 of ^.^ his UwU seeming. 
Hor. xDD Weww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
UwU If UwU he >_> steaw :3 aught >w< the whilst ^w^ this uWu pway is x3 pwaying, 
And OwO scape ÚwÚ detecting, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ pay >w< the >_> theft. 

^.^ Sound a uWu fwouwish. xDD [Entew Trumpets ^-^ and ;;w;; Kettwedwums. Danish 
march. xDD [Entew :3 King, OwO Queen, :33 Powonyius, ^.^ Ophewia, ^.^ Wosencwantz, 
>_> Guiwdenstewn, ^-^ and x3 othew OwO Wowds ÚwÚ attendant, xDD with >w< the >_< Guawd 
uWu cawwying UwU towches. 

>_> Ham. xDD They are >w< coming uWu to >w< the play. ^-^ I must >_< be ÚwÚ idwe. 
Get :33 you a ;;w;; pwace. 
UwU King. UwU How :33 fawes x3 ouw ;;w;; cousin x3 Hamwet? 
>_> Ham. >_< Excewwent, ^.^ i' faith; :3 of >w< the ;;w;; chameweon's uWu dish. ^-^ I >w< eat >w< the ;;w;; aiw, 
xDD pwomise-cwamm'd. You ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; feed *screams* capons >_< so. 
UwU King. ^-^ I have OwO nyothing xDD with ^w^ this answer, uWu Hamwet. These >_> wowds are UwU nyot 
>_< minye. 
>_> Ham. x3 Nyo, >_< nyow mine UwU nyow. ^w^ [To UwU Powonyius] ^w^ My lord, :33 you >_< pway'd once 
^.^ i' >_> th' university, :33 you OwO say? 
Pol. :33 That >w< did ;;w;; I, >_> my lord, ^-^ and >_> was ÚwÚ accounted a ^w^ good ÚwÚ actow. 
>_> Ham. :3 What >w< did :33 you ÚwÚ enyact? 
Pol. ^-^ I >w< did >_< enyact ^-^ Juwius >_> Caesaw; ^-^ I >_> was kill'd ^.^ i' >_> th' Capitol; x3 Bwutus 
kill'd >w< me. 
>_> Ham. >_> It >_> was a brute ^.^ pawt :3 of xDD him uWu to kill ;;w;; so capital a OwO cawf >w< thewe. ;;w;; Be 
>w< the players OwO weady. 
:3 Wos. x3 Ay, >_> my ^-^ wowd. xDD They x3 stay upon ^-^ youw ^.^ patience. 
xDD Queen. ^w^ Come hither, >_> my dear Hamlet, ÚwÚ sit :3 by >w< me. 
>_> Ham. x3 Nyo, ^w^ good x3 mothew. Here's ^w^ metaw :33 mowe OwO attwactive. 
Pol. x3 [to >w< the King] OwO O, uWu ho! do :33 you >_< mawk that? 
>_> Ham. Lady, >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< wie ^-^ in ^-^ youw :3 wap? 
UwU [Sits OwO down :3 at :3 Ophewia's x3 feet.] 
Oph. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, >_> my ^.^ head upon ^-^ youw :3 wap? 
Oph. x3 Ay, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. :3 Do :33 you xDD think ^-^ I OwO meant xDD countwy >_< mattews? 
Oph. ^-^ I xDD think ;;w;; nyothing, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. xDD That's a ^.^ faiw :3 thought uWu to >_< wie between maids' ^w^ wegs. 
Oph. :3 What UwU is, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. Nothing. 
Oph. You are merry, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ Who, >_> I? 
Oph. x3 Ay, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. O God, ^-^ youw :3 onwy ^-^ jig-makew! :3 What OwO shouwd a man do but >_< be merry? 
:3 Fow >w< wook :33 you how cheerfully >_> my mother looks, ^-^ and >_> my father ;;w;; died 
>_> within x3 's x3 two hours. 
Oph. Nay ÚwÚ 'tis twice x3 two :3 months, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. So long? Nay uWu then, let >w< the devil >_< weaw x3 bwack, for >_< I'ww have a 
^-^ suit :3 of OwO sabwes. O >_> heavens! :33 die x3 two ^w^ months ago, ^-^ and UwU nyot forgotten 
>_< yet? UwU Then >_< thewe's hope a >_> gweat man's memory ^w^ may ^w^ outwive ^.^ his OwO wife 
:3 hawf a ^.^ yeaw. >w< But, by'r Lady, UwU he must >w< buiwd churches >_> then; >w< ow else 
>_< shaww UwU he :3 suffew UwU nyot ^.^ thinking ;;w;; on, xDD with >w< the >_< hobby-howse, :3 whose 
:3 epitaph is OwO 'Fow OwO O, for OwO O, >w< the >_< hobby-howse is >w< fowgot!' 

^-^ Hautboys play. ^.^ The ^w^ dumb ^w^ show ^-^ entews. 

^-^ Entew a OwO King ^-^ and a Queen :3 vewy ^w^ wovingwy; >w< the Queen >_< embwacing 
xDD him ^-^ and UwU he x3 hew. ÚwÚ She >_< knyeews, ^-^ and ^-^ makes ^w^ show :3 of x3 pwotestation 
>_< unto ^-^ him. He >_> takes ;;w;; hew xDD up, ^-^ and uWu decwinyes ^.^ his ^.^ head upon ;;w;; hew 
uWu nyeck. He x3 ways xDD him OwO down upon a ^.^ bank :3 of flowers. ^-^ She, ;;w;; seeing 
xDD him >_> asweep, leaves ^-^ him. Anon ÚwÚ comes ^-^ in a fellow, >_> takes off ^.^ his 
^w^ cwown, kisses ^w^ it, pours OwO poison ^-^ in >w< the OwO sweepew's >_> eaws, ^-^ and 
leaves ^-^ him. ^.^ The Queen returns, finds >w< the OwO King >_> dead, ^-^ and ^-^ makes 
passionate :3 action. ^.^ The Poisoner xDD with ÚwÚ some xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw Mutes, 
ÚwÚ comes ^-^ in >w< again, seem uWu to uWu condowe xDD with x3 hew. ^.^ The ^-^ dead body is 
UwU cawwied uWu away. ^.^ The Poisoner wooes >w< the Queen xDD with gifts; she 
^-^ seems ;;w;; hawsh ^-^ and unwilling >_< awhiwe, but ^-^ in >w< the UwU end ^.^ accepts 
^.^ his :3 wove. 
x3 Exeunt. 

Oph. :3 What ÚwÚ means ^w^ this, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ this is miching malhecho; it ÚwÚ means uWu mischief. 
Oph. :3 Bewike ^w^ this ^w^ show :3 impowts >w< the argument :3 of >w< the play. 

^-^ Entew :3 Pwowogue. 

>_> Ham. OwO We >_< shaww >_< knyow :3 by ^w^ this fellow. ^.^ The players ;;w;; cannyot :3 keep ^.^ counsew; 
^.^ they'ww tell ÚwÚ aww. 
Oph. Will UwU he tell uWu us what ^w^ this ^w^ show meant? 
>_> Ham. x3 Ay, >w< ow :33 any ^w^ show ^w^ that ^.^ you'ww ^w^ show ^-^ him. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot :33 you >_> asham'd uWu to 
>_< show, he'll UwU nyot OwO shame uWu to tell :33 you what it UwU means. 
Oph. You are OwO nyaught, :33 you are naught! >_< I'ww >_< mawk >w< the play. 

^w^ Pwo. :3 Fow us, ^-^ and for x3 ouw tragedy, 
uWu Hewe ;;w;; stooping uWu to ^-^ youw ^.^ cwemency, 
OwO We >w< beg ^-^ youw hearing OwO patientwy. xDD [Exit.] 

>_> Ham. Is ^w^ this a >_> pwowogue, >w< ow >w< the ^-^ posy :3 of a UwU wing? 
Oph. 'Tis ^.^ bwief, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. :33 As :3 woman's :3 wove. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ [two >w< Pwayews >w< as] OwO King ^-^ and xDD Queen. 

UwU King. Full x3 thiwty xDD times hath OwO Phoebus' UwU cawt ^w^ gonye :3 wound 
;;w;; Nyeptunye's uWu sawt >w< wash ^-^ and uWu Tewwus' uWu owbed OwO gwound, 
And x3 thiwty :3 dozed >w< moons xDD with :3 bowwowed ;;w;; sheen 
About >w< the UwU wowwd have xDD times xDD twewve ;;w;; thiwties x3 been, 
;;w;; Since :33 wove x3 ouw hearts, ^-^ and OwO Hymen >w< did x3 ouw OwO hands, 
>w< Unyite :33 comutuaw ^-^ in :3 most ^.^ sacwed UwU bands. 
xDD Queen. So uWu many journeys ^w^ may >w< the sun ^-^ and moon 
Make uWu us ;;w;; again >_> count ^.^ o'ew ^-^ ewe :33 wove >_< be >_> donye! 
xDD But xDD woe is me! :33 you are ;;w;; so ÚwÚ sick :3 of >w< wate, 
So far OwO fwom :3 cheew ^-^ and OwO fwom ^-^ youw uWu fowmew x3 state. 
:33 That ^-^ I x3 distwust ÚwÚ you. uWu Yet, though ^-^ I ÚwÚ distwust, 
>_< Discomfowt ^.^ you, >_> my lord, it OwO nyothing uWu must; 
:3 Fow >_> women's ^w^ feaw ^-^ and :33 wove UwU howds >_> quantity, 
^.^ In ^w^ nyeithew ÚwÚ aught, >w< ow ^-^ in xDD extwemity. 
:3 Nyow what >_> my :33 wove UwU is, >_< pwoof hath uWu made :33 you >w< knyow; 
And ÚwÚ as >_> my :33 wove is >_< siz'd, >_> my ^w^ feaw is >_< so. 
;;w;; Whewe :33 wove is ^-^ gweat, >w< the UwU wittwest UwU doubts are fear; 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ wittwe >_> feaws ÚwÚ gwow ^-^ gweat, >_> gweat :33 wove grows >w< thewe. 
UwU King. ^-^ Faith, ^-^ I must uWu weave ^-^ thee, love, ^-^ and uWu showtwy too; 
^w^ My UwU opewant ^w^ powews their uWu functions uWu weave uWu to do. 
And >w< thou xDD shawt >_< wive ^-^ in ^w^ this ^.^ faiw UwU wowwd >_> behind, 
ÚwÚ Honyouw'd, OwO bewov'd, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hapwy >w< onye ÚwÚ as uWu kind 
:3 Fow :3 husband xDD shawt thou- 
xDD Queen. OwO O, confound >w< the rest! 
>_> Such :33 wove must xDD nyeeds >_< be treason ^-^ in >_> my breast. 
When ;;w;; second :3 husband let :33 me >_< be :3 accuwst! 
UwU Nyonye ^-^ wed >w< the ;;w;; second but ;;w;; who OwO kiwwed >w< the first. 

>_> Ham. ÚwÚ [aside] Wormwood, UwU wowmwood! 

xDD Queen. ^.^ The :3 instances ^w^ that ;;w;; second ^-^ mawwiage ^.^ move 
;;w;; Awe base respects :3 of thrift, but none :3 of :3 wove. 
xDD A ;;w;; second :3 time ^-^ I kill >_> my :3 husband ^-^ dead 
When ;;w;; second :3 husband kisses :33 me ^-^ in bed. 
UwU King. ^-^ I do xDD bewieve :33 you xDD think what now :33 you uWu speak; 
xDD But what ;;w;; we do determine oft ;;w;; we ÚwÚ bweak. 
^w^ Puwpose is but >w< the slave uWu to >_< memowy, 
Of >_< viowent ^-^ biwth, but x3 poow >_> vawidity; 
Which uWu nyow, OwO wike fruit unripe, OwO sticks on >w< the x3 twee, 
xDD But fill unshaken uWu when :33 they ^.^ mewwow OwO be. 
uWu Most >w< nyecessawy ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ that ;;w;; we forget 
>_< To ^-^ pay >_> ouwsewves what uWu to >_> ouwsewves is >_< debt. 
:3 What uWu to >_> ouwsewves ^-^ in passion ;;w;; we ^-^ pwopose, 
^.^ The passion ending, x3 doth >w< the OwO puwpose x3 wose. 
^.^ The violence :3 of OwO eithew grief >w< ow ;;w;; joy 
uWu Theiw ^-^ own uWu enyactuwes xDD with >w< themsewves destroy. 
;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; joy :3 most uWu wevews, grief x3 doth :3 most x3 wament; 
>_< Gwief ^.^ joys, ;;w;; joy OwO gwieves, on slender UwU accident. 
^.^ This UwU wowwd is UwU nyot for aye, >_< nyow ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot ^-^ stwange 
:33 That uWu even x3 ouw >_< woves OwO shouwd xDD with x3 ouw UwU fowtunyes change; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis a >w< question UwU weft uWu us yet uWu to OwO pwove, 
^.^ Whethew :33 wove ÚwÚ wead ^w^ fowtunye, >w< ow else xDD fowtunye :3 wove. 
^.^ The >_> gweat man x3 down, :33 you >_< mawk ^.^ his ;;w;; favouwite :3 fwies, 
^.^ The x3 poow ^.^ advanc'd ^-^ makes >w< fwiends :3 of enemies; 
And ^-^ hithewto x3 doth :33 wove on xDD fowtunye ^-^ tend, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; who UwU nyot xDD nyeeds >_< shaww UwU nyevew x3 wack a ^.^ fwiend, 
And ;;w;; who ^-^ in >_< want a ^.^ howwow uWu fwiend x3 doth :3 twy, 
UwU Diwectwy uWu seasons xDD him ^.^ his >_> enyemy. 
>w< But, orderly uWu to UwU end >w< whewe ^-^ I UwU begun, 
>_< Ouw wills ^-^ and ^.^ fates do ;;w;; so ^-^ contwawy run 
:33 That x3 ouw xDD devices OwO stiww are ^w^ ovewthwown; 
>_< Ouw ;;w;; thoughts are UwU ouws, their ^w^ ends none :3 of x3 ouw :3 own. 
So xDD think >w< thou OwO wiwt xDD nyo ;;w;; second :3 husband uWu wed; 
xDD But :33 die thy ;;w;; thoughts uWu when thy >_> fiwst lord is xDD dead. 
xDD Queen. >_> Nyow earth uWu to :33 me >w< give food, >_< nyow :3 heaven :3 wight, 
^-^ Spowt ^-^ and uWu wepose ^-^ wock OwO fwom :33 me x3 day ^-^ and OwO nyight, 
>_< To >_> despewation ^w^ tuwn >_> my xDD twust ^-^ and x3 hope, 
;;w;; An :33 anchow's :3 cheew ^-^ in prison >_< be >_> my >w< scope, 
>_> Each x3 opposite ^w^ that blanks >w< the UwU face :3 of ;;w;; joy 
Meet what ^-^ I :3 wouwd have UwU weww, ^-^ and it uWu destwoy, 
ÚwÚ Both ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ and hence ^w^ puwsue :33 me :33 wasting ;;w;; stwife, 
If, once a ^-^ widow, ^-^ evew ^-^ I >_< be xDD wife! 

>_> Ham. UwU If she OwO shouwd x3 bweak it OwO nyow! 

UwU King. 'Tis deeply sworn. ^-^ Sweet, uWu weave :33 me ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ awhiwe. 
^w^ My >_> spiwits ÚwÚ gwow ^.^ duww, ^-^ and :33 fain ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ beguiwe 
^.^ The x3 tedious x3 day xDD with OwO sweep. 
xDD Queen. Sleep x3 wock thy x3 bwain, 
[He] x3 sweeps. 
And UwU nyevew come mischance between uWu us :33 twain! 
Exit. 

>_> Ham. ^-^ Madam, how OwO wike :33 you ^w^ this >w< pway? 
xDD Queen. ^.^ The lady x3 doth >_> pwotest x3 too much, :33 methinks. 
>_> Ham. OwO O, but >_> she'ww :3 keep ;;w;; hew word. 
UwU King. >_< Have :33 you heard >w< the UwU awgument? Is >w< thewe xDD nyo uWu offence ^-^ in't? 
>_> Ham. x3 Nyo, x3 nyo! xDD They do but :3 jest, OwO poison ^-^ in >_< jest; xDD nyo uWu offence ^.^ i' >_> th' 
world. 
UwU King. :3 What do :33 you UwU caww >w< the >w< pway? 
>_> Ham. ^-^ 'The :33 Mousetwap.' x3 Mawwy, >_< how? ;;w;; Twopicawwy. ^.^ This uWu pway is >w< the 
UwU image :3 of a ^w^ muwthew ^w^ donye ^-^ in ^-^ Viennya. Gonzago is >w< the >w< duke's name; 
^.^ his ÚwÚ wife, >w< Baptista. You >_< shaww see ;;w;; anyon. 'Tis a ^.^ knyavish piece :3 of 
work; but what uWu o' that? ;;w;; Youw Majesty, ^-^ and ;;w;; we ^w^ that have >w< fwee 
souls, it uWu touches uWu us uWu nyot. Let >w< the gall'd jade winch; x3 ouw ^-^ withews 
are x3 unwwung. 

^-^ Entew x3 Wucianyus. 

^.^ This is >w< onye uWu Wucianyus, ^.^ nyephew uWu to >w< the UwU King. 
Oph. You are ÚwÚ as ^w^ good ÚwÚ as a ^w^ chowus, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >w< intewpwet between :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ youw love, >_> if ^-^ I ^-^ couwd see 
>w< the ^-^ puppets :33 dawwying. 
Oph. You are uWu keen, >_> my lord, :33 you are uWu keen. 
>_> Ham. >_> It :3 wouwd cost :33 you a groaning uWu to ^w^ take off >_> my :33 edge. 
Oph. UwU Stiww better, ^-^ and >_> wowse. 
>_> Ham. So :33 you must ^w^ take ^-^ youw OwO husbands.- Begin, x3 muwthewew. uWu Pox, uWu weave 
thy damnable uWu faces, ^-^ and >w< begin! uWu Come, >w< the uWu cwoaking xDD waven x3 doth 
;;w;; bewwow for revenge. 

ÚwÚ Wuc. :3 Thoughts x3 bwack, >w< hands apt, drugs >_< fit, ^-^ and :3 time :3 agweeing; 
^-^ Confedewate ÚwÚ season, else xDD nyo OwO cweatuwe seeing; 
Thou mixture :3 wank, :3 of UwU midnyight >_< weeds >w< cowwected, 
With Hecate's ^.^ ban :3 thwice x3 bwasted, :3 thwice >_< infected, 
>w< Thy ^-^ nyatuwaw >w< magic ^-^ and ^w^ diwe uWu pwopewty 
:3 On :33 whowesome OwO wife ^.^ usuwp immediately. 
Pours >w< the OwO poison ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; eaws. 

>_> Ham. He ^-^ poisons xDD him ^.^ i' >_> th' OwO gawden for's ^.^ estate. :33 His x3 nyame's ^-^ Gonzago. 
^.^ The ^w^ stowy is extant, ^-^ and written ^-^ in :3 vewy :33 choice Italian. You 
>_< shaww see uWu anyon how >w< the xDD muwthewew >_< gets >w< the :33 wove :3 of >_< Gonzago's ÚwÚ wife. 
Oph. ^.^ The OwO King :33 wises. 
>_> Ham. ^w^ What, frighted xDD with x3 fawse ^w^ fiwe? 
xDD Queen. UwU How :33 fawes >_> my >_> wowd? 
Pol. ^w^ Give ^.^ o'ew >w< the play. 
UwU King. ^w^ Give :33 me ÚwÚ some light! ;;w;; Away! 
ÚwÚ Aww. Lights, lights, ^.^ wights! 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but ^-^ Hamwet ^-^ and UwU Howatio. 
>_> Ham. :3 Why, let >w< the strucken ^.^ deew ^w^ go ÚwÚ weep, 
^.^ The hart ungalled :3 pway; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ some must ^w^ watch, :33 whiwe ÚwÚ some must sleep: 
Thus UwU wuns >w< the UwU wowwd uWu away. 
>w< Wouwd UwU nyot ^w^ this, sir, ^-^ and a forest :3 of :3 feathews- >_> if >w< the :33 west :3 of >_> my 
UwU fowtunyes ^w^ tuwn ^-^ Tuwk xDD with xDD me-with x3 two ^-^ Pwovinciaw >w< woses on >_> my :33 waz'd 
^w^ shoes, x3 get :33 me a ÚwÚ fewwowship ^-^ in a ^.^ cwy :3 of ^w^ pwayews, >_> siw? 
Hor. ^w^ Hawf a >_< shawe. 
>_> Ham. xDD A uWu whowe >w< onye ^w^ I! 
:3 Fow >w< thou dost :33 knyow, O :3 Damon x3 deaw, 
^.^ This realm dismantled >_> was 
Of :3 Jove ^.^ himsewf; ^-^ and now :3 weigns ÚwÚ hewe 
xDD A very, UwU vewy- :3 pajock. 
Hor. You :33 might have >w< whym'd. 
>_> Ham. O ^w^ good UwU Howatio, >_< I'ww ^w^ take >w< the ^w^ ghost's :3 wowd for a >_> thousand 
xDD pound! ;;w;; Didst perceive? 
Hor. ^w^ Vewy UwU weww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^-^ tawk :3 of >w< the :3 poisonying? 
Hor. ^-^ I >w< did :3 vewy ^w^ weww UwU nyote ^-^ him. 
>_> Ham. >_> Aha! uWu Come, ÚwÚ some uWu music! uWu Come, >w< the recorders! 
:3 Fow >_> if >w< the OwO King OwO wike UwU nyot >w< the ^-^ comedy, 
^.^ Why uWu then, xDD bewike UwU he >w< wikes it not, :33 pewdy. 
uWu Come, ÚwÚ some uWu music! 

^-^ Entew Rosencrantz ^-^ and Guildenstern. 

Guil. Good >_> my lord, :3 vouchsafe :33 me a :3 wowd xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
>_> Ham. x3 Siw, a uWu whowe history. 
Guil. ^.^ The :3 King, :3 siw- 
>_> Ham. x3 Ay, sir, what :3 of him? 
Guil. Is ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ wetiwement, ^w^ mawvewwous x3 distempew'd. 
>_> Ham. With drink, >_> siw? 
Guil. x3 Nyo, >_> my OwO wowd; :3 wathew xDD with choler. 
>_> Ham. ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; wisdom OwO shouwd ^w^ show ^w^ itsewf :33 mowe uWu wichew uWu to >_> signyify ^w^ this uWu to 
>w< the ^w^ doctow; for :33 me uWu to put xDD him uWu to ^.^ his xDD puwgation :3 wouwd >_< pewhaps 
plunge xDD him uWu into far :33 mowe choler. 
Guil. Good >_> my lord, put ^-^ youw ;;w;; discouwse uWu into ÚwÚ some frame, ^-^ and >_> stawt 
UwU nyot ;;w;; so wildly OwO fwom >_> my affair. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I am ^w^ tame, sir; xDD pwonyounce. 
Guil. ^.^ The OwO Queen, ^-^ youw mother, ^-^ in :3 most >_> gweat uWu affwiction :3 of ÚwÚ spiwit 
hath >_> sent :33 me uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
>_> Ham. You are x3 wewcome. 
Guil. Nay, ^w^ good >_> my lord, ^w^ this :3 couwtesy is UwU nyot :3 of >w< the >w< wight >w< bweed. 
UwU If it >_< shaww UwU pwease :33 you uWu to uWu make :33 me a :33 whowesome answer, ^-^ I >w< wiww do 
^-^ youw xDD mothew's ^-^ commandment; >_> if not, ^-^ youw >w< pawdon ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ wetuwn 
>_< shaww >_< be >w< the UwU end :3 of >_> my >_> businyess. 
>_> Ham. x3 Siw, ^-^ I :33 cannyot. 
Guil. ^w^ What, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. Make :33 you a :33 whowesome ^w^ answew; >_> my xDD wit's ^.^ diseas'd. >w< But, sir, >_< such 
answer is ^-^ I ^w^ can >_< make, :33 you >_< shaww ÚwÚ command; >w< ow ^w^ wathew, ÚwÚ as :33 you say, 
>_> my x3 mothew. Therefore xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, but uWu to >w< the ^-^ mattew! ^w^ My mother, :33 you 
say- 
:3 Wos. UwU Then UwU thus she UwU says: ^-^ youw >w< behaviouw hath ^w^ stwuck ;;w;; hew uWu into 
amazement ^-^ and admiration. 
>_> Ham. O >_> wondewfuw son, ^w^ that ^w^ can ;;w;; so OwO stonyish a :3 mothew! xDD But is >w< thewe xDD nyo 
OwO sequew :3 at >w< the ^.^ heews :3 of ^w^ this xDD mothew's >_> admiwation? uWu Impawt. 
:3 Wos. ÚwÚ She x3 desiwes uWu to UwU speak xDD with :33 you ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >_> cwoset ^-^ ewe :33 you ^w^ go uWu to bed. 
>_> Ham. OwO We >_< shaww obey, were she >_< ten xDD times x3 ouw x3 mothew. >_< Have :33 you :33 any 
further >_> twade xDD with xDD us? 
:3 Wos. ^w^ My lord, :33 you once >w< did :33 wove >w< me. 
>_> Ham. And do ^.^ stiww, :3 by uWu these pickers ^-^ and :3 steawews! 
:3 Wos. Good >_> my lord, what is ^-^ youw >_< cause :3 of xDD distempew? You do surely 
bar >w< the :33 doow upon ^-^ youw ^-^ own liberty, >_> if :33 you uWu deny ^-^ youw griefs uWu to 
^-^ youw OwO fwiend. 
>_> Ham. x3 Siw, ^-^ I x3 wack :3 advancement. 
:3 Wos. UwU How ^w^ can ^w^ that be, uWu when :33 you have >w< the :3 voice :3 of >w< the OwO King himself 
for ^-^ youw succession ^-^ in Denmark? 
>_> Ham. x3 Ay, sir, but >_> 'whiwe >w< the grass >_< gwows'- >w< the xDD pwovewb is x3 something 
musty. 

^-^ Entew >w< the >w< Pwayews xDD with >_> wecowdews. 

OwO O, >w< the recorders! Let :33 me see ^w^ onye. >_< To ;;w;; withdwaw xDD with >w< you- why do 
:33 you ^w^ go uWu about uWu to ÚwÚ wecovew >w< the ^.^ wind :3 of me, ÚwÚ as >_> if :33 you :3 wouwd :33 dwive :33 me 
uWu into a x3 toiw? 
Guil. O >_> my lord, >_> if >_> my >_> duty >_< be x3 too >_> bowd, >_> my :33 wove is x3 too xDD unmannyewwy. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I do UwU nyot ^w^ weww understand UwU that. Will :33 you uWu pway upon ^w^ this ^w^ pipe? 
Guil. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I :33 cannyot. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ you. 
Guil. ;;w;; Bewieve me, ^-^ I :33 cannyot. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ÚwÚ you. 
Guil. ^-^ I :33 knyow, xDD nyo >_< touch :3 of ^w^ it, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. >_> It is ÚwÚ as >_< easy ÚwÚ as OwO wying. :33 Govewn uWu these >_< ventages xDD with ^-^ youw 
fingers ^-^ and :3 thumbs, >w< give it >_< bweath xDD with ^-^ youw >_< mouth, ^-^ and it >w< wiww 
;;w;; discouwse :3 most eloquent music. ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ you, uWu these are >w< the :33 stops. 
Guil. xDD But uWu these ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ I UwU command uWu to :33 any ^w^ utt'wance :3 of >w< hawmony. ^-^ I 
have UwU nyot >w< the ;;w;; skiww. 
>_> Ham. :3 Why, >w< wook :33 you uWu nyow, how ^w^ unwowthy a >_> thing :33 you uWu make :3 of me! You 
:3 wouwd uWu pway upon x3 me; :33 you :3 wouwd seem uWu to >_< knyow >_> my ^-^ stops; :33 you :3 wouwd 
pluck :33 out >w< the :33 heawt :3 of >_> my uWu mystewy; :33 you :3 wouwd sound :33 me OwO fwom >_> my 
lowest UwU nyote uWu to >w< the OwO top :3 of >_> my x3 compass; ^-^ and >w< thewe is ÚwÚ much music, 
>_< excewwent >_> voice, ^-^ in ^w^ this ^-^ wittwe ^w^ owgan, yet ;;w;; cannyot :33 you uWu make it 
^w^ speak. ^-^ 'Sbwood, do :33 you xDD think ^-^ I am xDD easiew uWu to >_< be >_< pway'd on than a 
^w^ pipe? x3 Caww :33 me what ^.^ instwument :33 you will, though :33 you ^w^ can UwU fwet me, 
:33 you ;;w;; cannyot uWu pway upon >w< me. 

^-^ Entew :33 Powonyius. 

>_> God bless ^.^ you, :33 siw! 
Pol. ^w^ My lord, >w< the Queen :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with ^.^ you, ^-^ and ^-^ pwesentwy. 
>_> Ham. :3 Do :33 you see :3 yondew ^-^ cwoud UwU that's almost ^-^ in shape :3 of a camel? 
Pol. By >_> th' mass, ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis OwO wike a x3 camew indeed. 
>_> Ham. xDD Methinks it is OwO wike a weasel. 
Pol. >_> It is back'd OwO wike a weasel. 
>_> Ham. >_> Ow OwO wike a >w< whawe. 
Pol. ^w^ Vewy OwO wike a >w< whawe. 
>_> Ham. UwU Then >w< wiww ^-^ I come uWu to >_> my mother by-and-by.- xDD They UwU foow :33 me uWu to >w< the 
OwO top :3 of >_> my UwU bent.- ^-^ I >w< wiww come :3 by-and-by. 
Pol. ^-^ I >w< wiww say >_< so. Exit. 
>_> Ham. 'By-and-by' is ^w^ easiwy ÚwÚ said.- :33 Weave me, uWu fwiends. 
^.^ [Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >w< Hamwet.] 
'Tis now >w< the :3 vewy witching :3 time :3 of OwO nyight, 
When x3 chuwchyawds :33 yawn, ^-^ and uWu heww ^w^ itsewf xDD bweathes :33 out 
Contagion uWu to ^w^ this world. :3 Nyow ^-^ couwd ^-^ I drink hot UwU bwood 
And do >_< such OwO bittew business ÚwÚ as >w< the x3 day 
>w< Wouwd >_< quake uWu to >w< wook >_< on. Soft! now uWu to >_> my :3 mothew! 
O heart, ;;w;; wose UwU nyot thy nature; let UwU nyot ^-^ evew 
^.^ The ^w^ souw :3 of xDD Nyewo UwU entew ^w^ this ^w^ fiwm :3 bosom. 
Let :33 me >_< be UwU cwuew, UwU nyot ^.^ unnyatuwaw; 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU speak >w< daggews uWu to >w< hew, but ÚwÚ use x3 nyonye. 
^w^ My tongue ^-^ and ^w^ souw ^-^ in ^w^ this >_< be ;;w;; hypocwites- 
UwU How ^-^ in >_> my >_> wowds somever she >_< be shent, 
>_< To >w< give them seals ^w^ nyevew, >_> my ^w^ souw, OwO consent! Exit. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
xDD A room ^-^ in >w< the >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew :3 King, ^.^ Wosencwantz, ^-^ and Guildenstern. 

UwU King. ^-^ I OwO wike xDD him not, >_< nyow ^.^ stands it >_> safe xDD with uWu us 
>_< To let ^.^ his >w< madnyess :33 wange. Therefore :3 pwepawe you; 
^-^ I ^-^ youw >_< commission >w< wiww forthwith :3 dispatch, 
And UwU he uWu to ;;w;; Engwand >_< shaww :3 awong xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ The >w< tewms :3 of x3 ouw estate ^w^ may UwU nyot ^w^ enduwe 
;;w;; Hazawd ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw uWu us ÚwÚ as x3 doth hourly ÚwÚ gwow 
>_> Out :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ wunyacies. 
Guil. OwO We >w< wiww >_> ouwsewves OwO pwovide. 
uWu Most UwU howy ^-^ and >_> wewigious ^w^ feaw it is 
>_< To :3 keep those uWu many uWu many >_< bodies >_> safe 
:33 That >_< wive ^-^ and ;;w;; feed upon ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
:3 Wos. ^.^ The :33 singwe ^-^ and OwO pecuwiaw OwO wife is ^.^ bound 
With ;;w;; aww >w< the >_> stwength ^-^ and x3 awmouw :3 of >w< the ;;w;; mind 
>_< To :3 keep ^w^ itsewf OwO fwom ^w^ nyoyance; but ÚwÚ much :33 mowe 
:33 That ÚwÚ spiwit upon :3 whose :33 weaw OwO depends ^-^ and >w< wests 
^.^ The xDD wives :3 of :33 many. ^.^ The UwU cesse :3 of uWu majesty 
Dies UwU nyot UwU awonye, but OwO wike a ;;w;; guwf x3 doth draw 
What's uWu nyeaw it xDD with uWu it. >_> It is a uWu massy xDD wheew, 
^w^ Fix'd on >w< the summit :3 of >w< the >w< highest ^.^ mount, 
>_< To :3 whose ^w^ huge spokes >_< ten >_> thousand UwU wessew things 
;;w;; Awe :3 mowtis'd ^-^ and >_> adjoin'd; xDD which uWu when it ^w^ fawws, 
>_> Each xDD smaww :33 annyexment, xDD petty >_> consequence, 
Attends >w< the >_< boist'wous ruin. ^.^ Nyevew OwO awonye 
ÚwÚ Did >w< the :33 king :3 sigh, but xDD with a ^-^ genyewaw UwU gwoan. 
UwU King. Arm ^.^ you, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, uWu to xDD th', speedy voyage; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_> fettews put upon ^w^ this fear, 
Which now :3 goes x3 too ;;w;; fwee-footed. 
:33 Both. OwO We >w< wiww haste :33 us. 
Exeunt x3 Gentwemen. 

^-^ Entew :33 Powonyius. 

Pol. ^w^ My lord, ÚwÚ he's going uWu to ^.^ his xDD mothew's uWu cwoset. 
uWu Behind >w< the >w< awwas >_< I'ww ^.^ convey myself 
>_< To >_> heaw >w< the OwO pwocess. >_< I'ww warrant >_> she'ww tax xDD him ;;w;; home; 
And, ÚwÚ as :33 you ^w^ said, ^-^ and ^w^ wisewy >_> was it ^w^ said, 
'Tis meet ^w^ that ÚwÚ some :33 mowe audience than a mother, 
;;w;; Since ;;w;; nyatuwe ^-^ makes them xDD pawtiaw, OwO shouwd ;;w;; o'ewheaw 
^.^ The :3 speech, :3 of vantage. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you UwU weww, >_> my OwO wiege. 
>_< I'ww UwU caww upon :33 you ^-^ ewe :33 you ^w^ go uWu to bed 
And tell :33 you what ^-^ I know. 
UwU King. ^-^ Thanks, dear >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
x3 Exit [Polonius]. 
OwO O, >_> my uWu offence is :3 wank, it >_< smewws uWu to ;;w;; heaven; 
>_> It hath >w< the ÚwÚ pwimaw :3 ewdest xDD cuwse UwU upon't, 
xDD A ^-^ bwothew's >_> muwthew! xDD Pway ^w^ can ^-^ I not, 
OwO Though UwU incwinyation >_< be ÚwÚ as :33 shawp ÚwÚ as :3 wiww. 
^w^ My >_< stwongew ^-^ guiwt defeats >_> my strong ^w^ intent, 
And, OwO wike a man uWu to >w< doubwe business xDD bound, 
^-^ I >_< stand ^-^ in :33 pause >w< whewe ^-^ I >_< shaww >_> fiwst UwU begin, 
And x3 both ^w^ nyegwect. :3 What >_> if ^w^ this cursed UwU hand 
^.^ Wewe thicker than ^w^ itsewf xDD with ^-^ bwothew's uWu bwood, 
Is >w< thewe UwU nyot rain :33 enyough ^-^ in >w< the sweet heavens 
>_< To >w< wash it ^w^ white ÚwÚ as xDD snyow? >_> Wheweto serves :33 mewcy 
xDD But uWu to ÚwÚ confwont >w< the ÚwÚ visage :3 of ^-^ offence? 
And what's ^-^ in xDD pwayew but ^w^ this twofold force, 
>_< To >_< be ^.^ fowestawwed ^-^ ewe ;;w;; we come uWu to :33 faww, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; pawdon'd being xDD down? UwU Then >_< I'ww >w< wook up; 
^w^ My x3 fauwt is past. >w< But, OwO O, what OwO fowm :3 of xDD pwayew 
>_> Can >_> sewve >_> my turn? UwU 'Fowgive :33 me >_> my ÚwÚ fouw OwO muwthew'? 
:33 That ;;w;; cannyot x3 be; >_> since ^-^ I am OwO stiww :33 possess'd 
Of those ^-^ effects for xDD which ^-^ I >w< did >w< the x3 muwthew- 
^w^ My ^w^ cwown, mine ^-^ own uWu ambition, ^-^ and >_> my :3 queen. 
:3 May >w< onye >_< be ;;w;; pawdon'd ^-^ and :3 wetain >_> th' ^-^ offence? 
^.^ In >w< the ^-^ cowwupted >w< cuwwents :3 of ^w^ this UwU wowwd 
:33 Offence's xDD giwded UwU hand ^w^ may >_< shove :3 by UwU justice, 
And oft ÚwÚ 'tis seen >w< the >_> wicked prize ^w^ itsewf 
Buys :33 out >w< the law; but ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot ;;w;; so above. 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo >_> shuffwing; >w< thewe >w< the action ^w^ wies 
^.^ In ^.^ his OwO twue UwU nyatuwe, ^-^ and ;;w;; we >_> ouwsewves compell'd, 
uWu Even uWu to >w< the >w< teeth ^-^ and >_< fowehead :3 of x3 ouw :3 fauwts, 
>_< To >w< give ^-^ in OwO evidence. :3 What then? :3 What x3 wests? 
;;w;; Twy what OwO wepentance xDD can. :3 What ^w^ can it xDD nyot? 
^w^ Yet what ^w^ can it uWu when >w< onye ;;w;; cannyot >_< wepent? 
O >_> wwetched ÚwÚ state! O bosom >w< bwack ÚwÚ as uWu death! 
O ^w^ wimed ^w^ souw, that, :3 stwuggwing uWu to >_< be free, 
^-^ Awt :33 mowe :33 engag'd! x3 Hewp, xDD angews! Make OwO assay. 
UwU Bow, OwO stubbown ;;w;; knyees; ^-^ and :33 heawt xDD with xDD stwings :3 of ^-^ steew, 
;;w;; Be UwU soft ÚwÚ as ^.^ sinyews :3 of >w< the new-born xDD babe! 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ may >_< be ^.^ weww. He x3 knyeews. 

^-^ Entew uWu Hamwet. 

>_> Ham. :3 Nyow :33 might ^-^ I do it :3 pat, now UwU he is praying; 
And now >_< I'ww ^-^ do't. And ;;w;; so UwU he :3 goes uWu to :33 heaven, 
And ;;w;; so am ^-^ I >_> weveng'd. :33 That :3 wouwd >_< be ^w^ scann'd. 
xDD A ^w^ viwwain ^.^ kiwws >_> my >_< fathew; ^-^ and for that, 
;;w;; I, ^.^ his ^w^ sowe son, do ^w^ this ^-^ same ^w^ viwwain ^.^ send 
>_< To >w< heaven. 
:3 Why, ^w^ this is hire ^-^ and x3 sawawy, UwU nyot :33 wevenge! 
He took >_> my father OwO gwosswy, full :3 of OwO bwead, 
With ;;w;; aww ^.^ his UwU cwimes >_< bwoad ^.^ bwown, ÚwÚ as uWu fwush ÚwÚ as UwU May; 
And how ^.^ his uWu audit xDD stands, ;;w;; who UwU knyows >_< save >_< heaven? 
xDD But ^-^ in x3 ouw circumstance ^-^ and ÚwÚ couwse :3 of ;;w;; thought, 
'Tis >_< heavy xDD with xDD him; ^-^ and am ^-^ I :33 then xDD weveng'd, 
>_< To ^w^ take xDD him ^-^ in >w< the purging :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ souw, 
When UwU he is >w< fit ^-^ and seasoned for ^.^ his >_< passage? 
>w< Nyo. 
OwO Up, ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ and >_< knyow >w< thou a :33 mowe horrid hent. 
When UwU he is ;;w;; dwunk >w< asweep; >w< ow ^-^ in ^.^ his rage; 
>_> Ow ^-^ in >_> th' ;;w;; incestuous pleasure :3 of ^.^ his bed; 
x3 At gaming, >_> sweawing, >w< ow uWu about ÚwÚ some :3 act 
:33 That has xDD nyo ;;w;; wewish :3 of OwO sawvation x3 in't- 
UwU Then trip :3 him, ^w^ that ^.^ his ^.^ heews ^w^ may >_> kick :3 at :33 heaven, 
And ^w^ that ^.^ his ^w^ souw ^w^ may >_< be ÚwÚ as ^.^ damn'd ^-^ and >w< bwack 
:33 As uWu heww, ;;w;; wheweto it ;;w;; goes. ^w^ My mother >w< stays. 
^.^ This UwU physic but >_< pwowongs thy uWu sickwy x3 days. Exit. 
UwU King. ;;w;; [wises] ^w^ My >_> wowds OwO fwy xDD up, >_> my ;;w;; thoughts UwU wemain >_> bewow. 
OwO Wowds :33 without ;;w;; thoughts UwU nyevew uWu to :3 heaven ^w^ go. Exit. 




Scenye ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ The >_> Queen's uWu cwoset. 

^-^ Entew Queen ^-^ and :33 Powonyius. 

Pol. He >w< wiww come straight. ÚwÚ Wook :33 you lay home uWu to ^-^ him. 
Tell xDD him ^.^ his pranks have OwO been x3 too >_< bwoad uWu to ;;w;; beaw OwO with, 
And ^w^ that ^-^ youw Grace hath >_> scween'd ^-^ and >w< stood between 
^.^ Much ÚwÚ heat ^-^ and ^-^ him. >_< I'ww >_< siwence :33 me uWu even uWu hewe. 
xDD Pway :33 you >_< be :3 wound xDD with ^-^ him. 
>_> Ham. >w< (within) x3 Mothew, mother, :3 mothew! 
xDD Queen. >_< I'ww warrant you; ^w^ feaw :33 me uWu nyot. ^-^ Withdwaw; ^-^ I >_> heaw xDD him coming. 
[Polonius hides x3 behind >w< the ;;w;; awwas.] 

^-^ Entew uWu Hamwet. 

>_> Ham. xDD Nyow, mother, what's >w< the x3 mattew? 
xDD Queen. Hamlet, >w< thou UwU hast thy father ÚwÚ much :33 offended. 
>_> Ham. x3 Mothew, :33 you have >_> my father ÚwÚ much :33 offended. 
xDD Queen. uWu Come, come, :33 you answer xDD with :3 an xDD idwe ;;w;; tongue. 
>_> Ham. ^.^ Go, go, :33 you >w< question xDD with a >_> wicked ;;w;; tongue. 
xDD Queen. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, x3 Hamwet? 
>_> Ham. What's >w< the :3 mattew OwO nyow? 
xDD Queen. >_< Have :33 you :3 fowgot ÚwÚ me? 
>_> Ham. x3 Nyo, :3 by >w< the rood, UwU nyot so! 
You are >w< the OwO Queen, ^-^ youw ^.^ husband's ^-^ bwothew's ÚwÚ wife, 
And :3 (wouwd it were UwU nyot so!) :33 you are >_> my x3 mothew. 
xDD Queen. Nay, :33 then >_< I'ww ^w^ set those uWu to :33 you ^w^ that ^w^ can ^w^ speak. 
>_> Ham. uWu Come, come, ^-^ and ÚwÚ sit :33 you down. You >_< shaww UwU nyot >_> budge ^-^ I 
You ^w^ go UwU nyot :3 tiww ^-^ I ^w^ set :33 you :3 up a x3 gwass 
;;w;; Whewe :33 you ^w^ may see >w< the inmost ^.^ pawt :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
xDD Queen. :3 What OwO wiwt >w< thou do? Thou OwO wiwt UwU nyot ^w^ muwthew ÚwÚ me? 
x3 Hewp, UwU hewp, uWu ho! 
Pol. [behind] ^w^ What, uWu ho! UwU hewp, UwU hewp, xDD hewp! 
>_> Ham. :3 [dwaws] UwU How OwO nyow? a OwO wat? UwU Dead for a :33 ducat, ;;w;; dead! 
uWu [Makes a ^w^ pass through >w< the >w< awwas OwO and] ^.^ kiwws :33 Powonyius. 
Pol. [behind] OwO O, ^-^ I am ^.^ swain! 
xDD Queen. O me, what UwU hast >w< thou xDD donye? 
>_> Ham. Nay, ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. Is it >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
xDD Queen. OwO O, what a >_> wash ^-^ and ÚwÚ bwoody deed is this! 
>_> Ham. xDD A ÚwÚ bwoody ^.^ deed- almost ÚwÚ as ^w^ bad, ^w^ good mother, 
:33 As kill a uWu king, ^-^ and >w< mawwy xDD with ^.^ his >_> bwothew. 
xDD Queen. :33 As kill a king? 
>_> Ham. x3 Ay, xDD wady, it >_> was >_> my word. 
;;w;; [Wifts :3 up >w< the >w< awwas ^-^ and x3 sees ;;w;; Powonyius.] 
Thou wretched, :33 wash, >w< intwuding >w< foow, OwO faweweww! 
^-^ I took ÚwÚ thee for thy better. Take thy UwU fowtunye. 
Thou ;;w;; find'st uWu to >_< be x3 too >w< busy is ÚwÚ some :3 dangew. 
:33 Weave wringing :3 of ^-^ youw OwO hinds. xDD Peace! ÚwÚ sit :33 you OwO down 
And let :33 me ÚwÚ wwing ^-^ youw :33 heawt; for ;;w;; so ^-^ I >_< shaww 
UwU If it >_< be uWu made :3 of ;;w;; penyetwabwe stuff; 
UwU If uWu damnyed >w< custom have UwU nyot >_< bwaz'd it ;;w;; so 
:33 That it is >_< pwoof ^-^ and bulwark ÚwÚ against uWu sense. 
xDD Queen. :3 What have ^-^ I ^w^ donye ^w^ that >w< thou dar'st UwU wag thy tongue 
^.^ In noise ;;w;; so rude ÚwÚ against ÚwÚ me? 
>_> Ham. >_> Such :3 an :3 act 
:33 That >w< bwuws >w< the ^.^ gwace ^-^ and blush :3 of ;;w;; modesty; 
>_> Cawws virtue x3 hypocwite; >_> takes off >w< the rose 
^w^ Fwom >w< the ^.^ faiw >_< fowehead :3 of :3 an xDD innyocent love, 
And ÚwÚ sets a >w< bwistew >_> thewe; ^-^ makes ^-^ mawwiage OwO vows 
:33 As x3 fawse ÚwÚ as dicers' ;;w;; oaths. OwO O, >_< such a deed 
:33 As OwO fwom >w< the body :3 of ^.^ contwaction >w< pwucks 
^.^ The :3 vewy ^w^ souw, ^-^ and sweet ^-^ wewigion ^-^ makes 
xDD A rhapsody :3 of >w< wowds! Heaven's UwU face x3 doth xDD gwow; 
x3 Yea, ^w^ this ;;w;; sowidity ^-^ and ÚwÚ compound mass, 
With tristful visage, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ against >w< the xDD doom, 
Is ;;w;; thought-sick :3 at >w< the ^.^ act. 
xDD Queen. OwO Ay me, what ^w^ act, 
:33 That UwU woaws ;;w;; so ÚwÚ woud ^-^ and UwU thundews ^-^ in >w< the index? 
>_> Ham. ÚwÚ Wook ÚwÚ hewe upon :33 th's >_> pictuwe, ^-^ and on ^w^ this, 
^.^ The counterfeit UwU pwesentment :3 of x3 two ^-^ bwothews. 
ÚwÚ See what a ^.^ gwace >_> was >_< seated on ^w^ this x3 bwow; 
>_< Hypewion's ^-^ cuwws; >w< the UwU fwont :3 of :3 Jove ^.^ himsewf; 
;;w;; An eye OwO wike Mars, uWu to ^.^ thweaten ^-^ and ÚwÚ command; 
xDD A >w< station OwO wike >w< the :3 hewawd ^-^ Mewcuwy 
:33 Nyew lighted on a UwU heaven-kissing x3 hiww: 
xDD A :33 combinyation ^-^ and a OwO fowm uWu indeed 
;;w;; Whewe >_> evewy x3 god >w< did seem uWu to ^w^ set ^.^ his ;;w;; seaw 
>_< To >w< give >w< the UwU wowwd :33 assuwance :3 of a man. 
^.^ This >_> was ^-^ youw xDD husband. ÚwÚ Wook :33 you now what follows. 
uWu Hewe is ^-^ youw :3 husband, OwO wike a mildew'd >_> eaw 
Blasting ^.^ his :33 whowesome >_> bwothew. >_< Have :33 you eyes? 
x3 Couwd :33 you on ^w^ this ^.^ faiw mountain uWu weave uWu to ÚwÚ feed, 
And UwU batten on ^w^ this ;;w;; moow? Ha! have :33 you ^.^ eyes 
You ;;w;; cannyot UwU caww it love; for :3 at ^-^ youw age 
^.^ The >_< heyday ^-^ in >w< the UwU bwood is ^w^ tame, it's >_< humbwe, 
And OwO waits upon >w< the ÚwÚ judgment; ^-^ and what xDD judgment 
>w< Wouwd >_< step OwO fwom ^w^ this uWu to xDD this? ÚwÚ Sense ^w^ suwe :33 you uWu have, 
Else ^-^ couwd :33 you UwU nyot have xDD motion; but ^w^ suwe ^w^ that sense 
Is >_< apopwex'd; for >w< madnyess :3 wouwd UwU nyot uWu eww, 
>_> Nyow sense uWu to ecstacy >_> was >w< nye'ew ;;w;; so uWu thwaww'd 
xDD But it x3 wesewv'd ÚwÚ some ;;w;; quantity :3 of :33 choice 
>_< To >_> sewve ^-^ in >_< such a UwU diffewence. :3 What devil :3 was't 
:33 That UwU thus hath >_> cozen'd :33 you :3 at >_> hoodman-bwind? 
Eyes :33 without feeling, feeling :33 without sight, 
:33 Eaws :33 without >w< hands >w< ow uWu eyes, ^w^ smewwing xDD sans >w< aww, 
>_> Ow but a uWu sickwy ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< onye OwO twue sense 
x3 Couwd UwU nyot ;;w;; so :33 mope. 
O shame! >w< whewe is thy ÚwÚ bwush? x3 Webewwious uWu heww, 
UwU If >w< thou >_> canst mutine ^-^ in a uWu matwon's OwO bonyes, 
>_< To ÚwÚ fwaming ^w^ youth let virtue >_< be ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ wax 
And :33 mewt ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^-^ own >w< fiwe. ^-^ Pwocwaim xDD nyo OwO shame 
When >w< the >w< compuwsive ^.^ awdouw xDD gives >w< the :3 chawge, 
;;w;; Since UwU fwost ^w^ itsewf ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ activewy x3 doth OwO buwn, 
And :3 weason ;;w;; pandews :3 wiww. 
xDD Queen. O Hamlet, UwU speak xDD nyo UwU mowe! 
Thou ÚwÚ tuwn'st mine ^.^ eyes uWu into >_> my :3 vewy ^w^ souw, 
And >w< thewe ^-^ I see >_< such >w< bwack ^-^ and x3 gwainyed x3 spots 
:33 As >w< wiww UwU nyot uWu weave their tinct. 
>_> Ham. Nay, but uWu to >_< wive 
^.^ In >w< the rank sweat :3 of :3 an :3 enseamed UwU bed, 
uWu Stew'd ^-^ in :33 cowwuption, UwU honyeying ^-^ and UwU making :33 wove 
:33 Ovew >w< the nasty ^-^ sty! 
xDD Queen. OwO O, UwU speak uWu to :33 me xDD nyo UwU mowe! 
These >_> wowds OwO wike >w< daggews UwU entew ^-^ in mine ;;w;; eaws. 
:33 Nyo ^-^ mowe, sweet :33 Hamwet! 
>_> Ham. xDD A xDD muwthewew ^-^ and a >w< viwwain! 
xDD A slave ^w^ that is UwU nyot UwU twentieth ^.^ pawt >w< the xDD tithe 
Of ^-^ youw precedent OwO wowd; a x3 vice :3 of ÚwÚ kings; 
xDD A >w< cutpuwse :3 of >w< the :33 empiwe ^-^ and >w< the rule, 
:33 That OwO fwom a >_> shewf >w< the ;;w;; pwecious diadem stole 
And put it ^-^ in ^.^ his pocket! 
xDD Queen. :33 Nyo UwU mowe! 

^-^ Entew >w< the xDD Ghost ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU nyightgown. 

>_> Ham. xDD A :33 king :3 of >w< shweds ^-^ and >_< patches!- 
^.^ Save :33 me ^-^ and ^-^ hovew ^.^ o'ew :33 me xDD with ^-^ youw wings, 
You uWu heavenwy guards! :3 What :3 wouwd ^-^ youw OwO gwacious >_< figuwe? 
xDD Queen. >_> Awas, ÚwÚ he's >_< mad! 
>_> Ham. :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot come ^-^ youw ^w^ tawdy ^-^ son uWu to ;;w;; chide, 
UwU That, OwO waps'd ^-^ in :3 time ^-^ and uWu passion, ^-^ wets ^w^ go :3 by 
Th' important acting :3 of ^-^ youw x3 dwead :33 command? 
OwO O, uWu say! 
>_> Ghost. :3 Do UwU nyot forget. ^.^ This visitation 
Is but uWu to OwO whet thy almost :3 bwunted ÚwÚ puwpose. 
xDD But UwU wook, amazement on thy mother :33 sits. 
OwO O, >_< step between ;;w;; hew ^-^ and ;;w;; hew :3 fighting ^w^ souw 
UwU Conceit ^-^ in ^w^ weakest >_< bodies xDD stwongest works. 
OwO Speak uWu to >w< hew, uWu Hamwet. 
>_> Ham. UwU How is it xDD with ^.^ you, uWu wady? 
xDD Queen. >_> Awas, how ^w^ is't xDD with ^.^ you, 
:33 That :33 you do ;;w;; bend ^-^ youw eye on x3 vacancy, 
And xDD with >_> th' uWu encowpowaw air do hold ^-^ discouwse? 
Forth :3 at ^-^ youw ^.^ eyes ^-^ youw >_> spiwits wildly peep; 
And, ÚwÚ as >w< the sleeping :33 sowdiews ^-^ in >_> th' alarm, 
;;w;; Youw >_< bedded hairs, OwO wike OwO wife ^-^ in x3 excwements, 
>w< Stawt :3 up ^-^ and >_< stand :3 an >_< end. O ÚwÚ gentwe son, 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^-^ beat ^-^ and flame :3 of thy ^-^ distempew 
Sprinkle cool ^.^ patience! uWu Wheweon do :33 you :33 wook? 
>_> Ham. :3 On :3 him, on uWu him! ÚwÚ Wook :33 you how ^-^ pawe UwU he >_< gwawes! 
:33 His OwO fowm ^-^ and >_< cause ^-^ conjoin'd, >_< pweaching uWu to :3 stonyes, 
>w< Wouwd uWu make them >_< capabwe.- :3 Do UwU nyot >w< wook upon me, 
ÚwÚ West xDD with ^w^ this uWu piteous action :33 you convert 
^w^ My ^.^ stewn >_> effects. UwU Then what ^-^ I have uWu to do 
Will >_< want OwO twue colour- tears >_< pewchance for >w< bwood. 
xDD Queen. >_< To whom do :33 you UwU speak xDD this? 
>_> Ham. :3 Do :33 you see OwO nyothing ÚwÚ thewe? 
xDD Queen. Nothing :3 at all; yet ;;w;; aww ^w^ that is ^-^ I >_> see. 
>_> Ham. >_> Nyow >w< did :33 you OwO nyothing hear? 
xDD Queen. x3 Nyo, OwO nyothing but :33 ouwsewves. 
>_> Ham. :3 Why, >w< wook :33 you :33 thewe! ÚwÚ Wook how it ÚwÚ steaws uWu away! 
^w^ My ^-^ fathew, ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> habit ÚwÚ as UwU he uWu wiv'd! 
ÚwÚ Wook >w< whewe UwU he :3 goes uWu even now :33 out :3 at >w< the portal! 
x3 Exit >_> Ghost. 
xDD Queen. ^.^ This is >w< the :3 vewy coinage :3 of ^-^ youw ÚwÚ bwain. 
^.^ This bodiless :33 cweation ecstasy 
Is :3 vewy cunning uWu in. 
>_> Ham. >w< Ecstasy? 
^w^ My pulse ÚwÚ as ;;w;; youws x3 doth ÚwÚ tempewatewy :3 keep :3 time 
And ^-^ makes ÚwÚ as uWu heawthfuw music. >_> It is UwU nyot >w< madnyess 
:33 That ^-^ I have OwO utt'wed. xDD Bwing :33 me uWu to >w< the xDD test, 
And ^-^ I >w< the :3 mattew >w< wiww :3 wewowd; xDD which >w< madnyess 
>w< Wouwd UwU gambow :33 fwom. x3 Mothew, for :33 wove :3 of ;;w;; gwace, 
:3 Way UwU nyot ^w^ that ;;w;; fwattewing ÚwÚ unction uWu to ^-^ youw ^w^ souw 
:33 That UwU nyot ^-^ youw ;;w;; twespass but >_> my >w< madnyess ^.^ speaks. 
>_> It >w< wiww but ^-^ skin ^-^ and xDD fiwm >w< the UwU uwcewous place, 
Whiles rank :33 cowwuption, ^w^ minying ;;w;; aww ;;w;; within, 
Infects ^-^ unseen. x3 Confess :33 youwsewf uWu to ;;w;; heaven; 
^.^ Wepent what's past; ^.^ avoid what is uWu to uWu come; 
And do UwU nyot spread >w< the compost on >w< the >_< weeds 
>_< To uWu make them OwO wankew. Forgive :33 me ^w^ this >_> my ;;w;; viwtue; 
:3 Fow ^-^ in >w< the x3 fatnyess :3 of uWu these x3 puwsy xDD times 
>_< Viwtue ^w^ itsewf :3 of x3 vice must >w< pawdon beg- 
x3 Yea, curb ^-^ and ÚwÚ woo for uWu weave uWu to do xDD him :33 good. 
xDD Queen. O Hamlet, >w< thou UwU hast >_> cweft >_> my :33 heawt ^-^ in >w< twain. 
>_> Ham. OwO O, OwO thwow xDD away >w< the >w< wowsew ^.^ pawt :3 of ^w^ it, 
And >_< wive >w< the xDD puwew xDD with >w< the x3 othew half, 
Good ;;w;; nyight- but ^w^ go UwU nyot uWu to >_> my uncle's bed. 
^.^ Assume a virtue, >_> if :33 you have it uWu nyot. 
:33 That ^w^ monstew, :3 custom, ;;w;; who ;;w;; aww sense x3 doth >w< eat 
Of habits UwU eviw, is >w< angew yet ^-^ in ^w^ this, 
:33 That uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ use :3 of actions ^.^ faiw ^-^ and ^w^ good 
He ÚwÚ wikewise xDD gives a ^.^ fwock >w< ow UwU wivewy, 
:33 That xDD aptwy is put >_< on. UwU Wefwain to-night, 
And ^w^ that >_< shaww ^w^ wend a uWu kind :3 of >_< easinyess 
>_< To >w< the UwU nyext >w< abstinyence; >w< the UwU nyext :33 mowe ^.^ easy; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ use almost ^w^ can ^w^ change >w< the :3 stamp :3 of UwU nyatuwe, 
And OwO eithew :3 [mastew] >w< the ÚwÚ deviw, >w< ow OwO thwow xDD him :33 out 
With ^.^ wondwous :33 potency. ;;w;; Once ^-^ mowe, ^w^ good night; 
And uWu when :33 you are desirous uWu to >_< be x3 bwest, 
>_< I'ww ÚwÚ bwessing >w< beg :3 of you.- :3 Fow ^w^ this ^-^ same lord, 
^-^ I do repent; but :3 heaven hath pleas'd it ;;w;; so, 
>_< To ÚwÚ punyish :33 me xDD with ^w^ this, ^-^ and ^w^ this xDD with me, 
:33 That ^-^ I must >_< be their scourge ^-^ and minister. 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< bestow :3 him, ^-^ and >w< wiww answer ^w^ weww 
^.^ The ÚwÚ death ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave ^-^ him. So >w< again, ^w^ good night. 
^-^ I must >_< be UwU cwuew, :3 onwy uWu to >_< be :3 kind; 
Thus ÚwÚ bad xDD begins, ^-^ and worse uWu wemains x3 behind. 
uWu Onye :3 wowd ^-^ mowe, ^w^ good OwO wady. 
xDD Queen. :3 What >_< shaww ^-^ I do? 
>_> Ham. uWu Nyot ^w^ this, :3 by xDD nyo x3 means, ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 bid :33 you do: 
Let >w< the bloat OwO King >w< tempt :33 you ;;w;; again uWu to bed; 
>w< Pinch ÚwÚ wanton on ^-^ youw OwO cheek; UwU caww :33 you ^.^ his mouse; 
And let :3 him, for a >_< paiw :3 of OwO weechy >_> kisses, 
>_> Ow x3 paddwing ^-^ in ^-^ youw neck xDD with ^.^ his ^.^ damn'd ^.^ fingews, 
Make :33 you uWu to ravel ;;w;; aww ^w^ this :3 mattew x3 out, 
:33 That ^-^ I >_< essentiawwy am UwU nyot ^-^ in :3 madnyess, 
xDD But uWu mad ^-^ in craft. ^-^ 'Twewe ^w^ good :33 you let xDD him >w< knyow; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; who UwU that's but a ^-^ queen, x3 faiw, ÚwÚ sobew, UwU wise, 
>w< Wouwd OwO fwom a ÚwÚ paddock, OwO fwom a x3 bat, a gib 
>_> Such dear xDD concewnyings ^w^ hide? >_< Who :3 wouwd do so? 
x3 Nyo, ^-^ in :33 despite :3 of sense ^-^ and >_< secwecy, 
^.^ Unpeg >w< the basket on >w< the >_> house's ;;w;; top, 
Let >w< the >_< biwds UwU fwy, ^-^ and OwO wike >w< the famous ape, 
>_< To xDD twy ^.^ concwusions, ^-^ in >w< the basket uWu cweep 
And x3 bweak ^-^ youw ^-^ own neck down. 
xDD Queen. ;;w;; Be >w< thou assur'd, >_> if >_> wowds >_< be uWu made :3 of >w< bweath, 
And >_< bweath :3 of >_< wife, ^-^ I have xDD nyo OwO wife uWu to ^-^ bweathe 
:3 What >w< thou UwU hast ^-^ said uWu to >w< me. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I must uWu to :3 Engwand; :33 you >_< knyow that? 
xDD Queen. Alack, 
^-^ I ^w^ had x3 fowgot! 'Tis ;;w;; so ^.^ concwuded >_< on. 
>_> Ham. Thewe's :33 wettews seal'd; ^-^ and >_> my x3 two >w< schoowfewwows, 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD twust ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >w< wiww adders OwO fang'd, 
xDD They ;;w;; beaw >w< the mandate; :33 they must uWu sweep >_> my x3 way 
And >_< mawshaw :33 me uWu to >_> knyavewy. Let it work; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the >_> spowt uWu to have >w< the ÚwÚ enginyew 
>_< Hoist xDD with ^.^ his ^-^ own :3 petaw; ^-^ and 't >_< shaww ^w^ go :33 hawd 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD dewve >w< onye ^.^ yawd >w< bewow their xDD minyes 
And x3 bwow them :3 at >w< the x3 moon. OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 most sweet 
When ^-^ in >w< onye x3 winye x3 two ;;w;; cwafts directly ÚwÚ meet. 
^.^ This man >_< shaww ^w^ set :33 me ^-^ packing. 
>_< I'ww lug >w< the ^.^ guts uWu into >w< the ^w^ nyeighbouw OwO woom.- 
x3 Mothew, ^w^ good ;;w;; nyight.- Indeed, ^w^ this counsellor 
Is now :3 most ^.^ stiww, :3 most secret, ^-^ and :3 most :3 gwave, 
>_< Who >_> was ^-^ in OwO wife a x3 foowish peating >w< knyave. 
uWu Come, sir, uWu to draw ^.^ towawd :3 an UwU end xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
Good OwO nyight, x3 mothew. 
UwU [Exit >w< the xDD Queen. >_> Then] x3 Exit Hamlet, tugging ^-^ in 
:33 Powonyius. 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. Scenye xDD I. 
OwO Ewsinyowe. xDD A room ^-^ in >w< the >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew OwO King ^-^ and OwO Queen, xDD with Rosencrantz ^-^ and Guildenstern. 

UwU King. Thewe's :3 mattew ^-^ in uWu these sighs. These ^w^ pwofound ÚwÚ heaves 
You must ^.^ twanswate; ÚwÚ 'tis >w< fit ;;w;; we understand uWu them. 
;;w;; Whewe is ^-^ youw son? 
xDD Queen. :3 Bestow ^w^ this :3 pwace on uWu us a ^-^ wittwe while. 
^.^ [Exeunt Rosencrantz ^-^ and >_< Guiwdenstewn.] 
>_< Ah, mine ^-^ own lord, what have ^-^ I seen >_< to-nyight! 
UwU King. ^w^ What, >w< Gewtwude? UwU How does x3 Hamwet? 
xDD Queen. Mad ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< sea ^-^ and ^.^ wind uWu when x3 both contend 
Which is >w< the ^-^ mightiew. ^.^ In ^.^ his UwU wawwess >w< fit 
uWu Behind >w< the >w< awwas hearing x3 something >_< stiw, 
Whips :33 out ^.^ his ^w^ wapiew, cries >w< 'A ;;w;; wat, a :33 wat!' 
And ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO bwainyish >w< appwehension ^.^ kiwws 
^.^ The unseen ^w^ good old man. 
UwU King. O >_< heavy OwO deed! 
>_> It ^w^ had OwO been ;;w;; so xDD with us, ^w^ had ;;w;; we OwO been >w< thewe. 
:33 His :3 wibewty is full :3 of >w< thweats uWu to ^w^ aww- 
>_< To :33 you ÚwÚ youwsewf, uWu to us, uWu to >_> evewy ^w^ onye. 
>_> Awas, how >_< shaww ^w^ this ÚwÚ bwoody deed >_< be uWu answew'd? 
>_> It >w< wiww >_< be OwO waid uWu to us, :3 whose providence 
^.^ Shouwd have ÚwÚ kept ^-^ showt, :33 westwain'd, ^-^ and :33 out :3 of haunt 
^.^ This uWu mad xDD young man. xDD But ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >_> was x3 ouw :33 wove 
OwO We :3 wouwd UwU nyot understand what >_> was :3 most >_< fit, 
>w< But, OwO wike >w< the owner :3 of a ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ disease, 
>_< To :3 keep it OwO fwom >_> divuwging, let it ;;w;; feed 
uWu Even on >w< the ^.^ pith :3 of ÚwÚ wife. ;;w;; Whewe is UwU he :33 gonye? 
xDD Queen. >_< To draw xDD apawt >w< the body UwU he hath x3 kiww'd; 
ÚwÚ O'ew whom ^.^ his :3 vewy :3 madnyess, OwO wike ÚwÚ some >_< owe 
Among a mineral :3 of UwU metaws uWu base, 
^.^ Shows ^w^ itsewf ÚwÚ puwe. He ^.^ weeps for what is OwO donye. 
UwU King. O uWu Gewtwude, come uWu away! 
^.^ The sun xDD nyo ^-^ soonyew >_< shaww >w< the mountains >_< touch 
xDD But ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^-^ ship xDD him OwO hence; ^-^ and ^w^ this :3 viwe deed 
OwO We must xDD with ;;w;; aww x3 ouw uWu majesty ^-^ and OwO skiww 
ÚwÚ Both countenance ^-^ and >_> excuse. >_< Ho, uWu Guiwdenstewn! 

^-^ Entew Rosencrantz ^-^ and Guildenstern. 

;;w;; Fwiends both, ^w^ go :33 join :33 you xDD with ÚwÚ some further aid. 
^-^ Hamwet ^-^ in >w< madnyess hath uWu Powonyius slain, 
And OwO fwom ^.^ his xDD mothew's >_> cwoset hath UwU he x3 dwagg'd ^-^ him. 
:3 Go >w< seek xDD him :33 out; UwU speak x3 faiw, ^-^ and >_< bwing >w< the body 
>w< Into >w< the chapel. ^-^ I pray :33 you haste ^-^ in this. 
Exeunt [Rosencrantz ^-^ and Guildenstern]. 
uWu Come, uWu Gewtwude, x3 we'ww UwU caww :3 up x3 ouw wisest >w< fwiends 
And let them >_< knyow x3 both what ;;w;; we UwU mean uWu to do 
And what's ^-^ untimewy OwO donye. [So ÚwÚ hapwy ^w^ swandew-] 
>_< Whose :3 whispew ^.^ o'ew >w< the x3 wowwd's :33 diametew, 
:33 As ;;w;; wevew ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< cannyon uWu to ^.^ his >_< bwank, 
>_> Twanspowts ^.^ his >_> poisonyed uWu shot- ^w^ may miss x3 ouw name 
And OwO hit >w< the woundless ^-^ aiw.- OwO O, come uWu away! 
^w^ My ^w^ souw is full :3 of :33 discowd ^-^ and >w< dismay. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< II. 
OwO Ewsinyowe. xDD A >_> passage ^-^ in >w< the >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew uWu Hamwet. 

>_> Ham. :33 Safewy stow'd. 
x3 Gentwemen. >w< (within) :33 Hamwet! xDD Wowd :33 Hamwet! 
>_> Ham. xDD But >_> soft! :3 What :3 nyoise? >_< Who >w< cawws on x3 Hamwet? OwO O, ÚwÚ hewe :33 they ^-^ come. 

^-^ Entew Rosencrantz ^-^ and Guildenstern. 

:3 Wos. :3 What have :33 you x3 donye, >_> my lord, xDD with >w< the ^-^ dead ^-^ body? 
>_> Ham. ÚwÚ Compounded it xDD with ;;w;; dust, ;;w;; wheweto ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; kin. 
:3 Wos. Tell uWu us >w< whewe 'tis, ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^w^ may ^w^ take it thence 
And ;;w;; beaw it uWu to >w< the chapel. 
>_> Ham. :3 Do UwU nyot xDD bewieve uWu it. 
:3 Wos. ;;w;; Bewieve UwU what? 
>_> Ham. :33 That ^-^ I ^w^ can :3 keep ^-^ youw :33 counsew, ^-^ and UwU nyot mine :3 own. :33 Besides, uWu to >_< be 
>_< demanded :3 of a ^w^ sponge, what replication OwO shouwd >_< be uWu made :3 by >w< the ^-^ son 
:3 of a king? 
:3 Wos. Take :33 you :33 me for a ^w^ sponge, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. x3 Ay, sir; ^w^ that ÚwÚ soaks :3 up >w< the King's ÚwÚ countenyance, ^.^ his rewards, 
^.^ his >_< authowities. xDD But >_< such ^w^ officews do >w< the OwO King uWu best UwU sewvice ^-^ in 
>w< the >_< end. He xDD keeps them, OwO wike :3 an ape, ^-^ in >w< the corner :3 of ^.^ his xDD jaw; 
>_> fiwst >w< mouth'd, uWu to >_< be last xDD Swawwowed. When UwU he xDD nyeeds what :33 you have 
glean'd, it is but >_< squeezing :33 you UwU and, ^w^ sponge, :33 you >_< shaww >_< be dry 
again. 
:3 Wos. ^-^ I understand :33 you not, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad :3 of uWu it. xDD A ^.^ knyavish >_> speech sleeps ^-^ in a x3 foowish ^.^ eaw. 
:3 Wos. ^w^ My lord, :33 you must tell uWu us >w< whewe >w< the body is ^-^ and ^w^ go xDD with uWu us uWu to 
>w< the UwU King. 
>_> Ham. ^.^ The body is xDD with >w< the :3 King, but >w< the OwO King is UwU nyot xDD with >w< the :33 body. 
^.^ The OwO King is a xDD thing- 
Guil. xDD A ^w^ thing, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. Of >w< nyothing. xDD Bwing :33 me uWu to ^-^ him. UwU Hide fox, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ aftew. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
OwO Ewsinyowe. xDD A room ^-^ in >w< the >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew UwU King. 

UwU King. ^-^ I have >_> sent uWu to >w< seek xDD him ^-^ and uWu to find >w< the :33 body. 
UwU How ^w^ dangewous is it ^w^ that ^w^ this man :3 goes OwO woose! 
^w^ Yet must UwU nyot ;;w;; we put >w< the strong :3 waw on ^-^ him. 
He's :3 wov'd :3 of >w< the distracted multitude, 
>_< Who OwO wike UwU nyot ^-^ in their judgment, but their >_> eyes; 
And >w< whewe ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; so, >_> th' uWu offendew's scourge is OwO weigh'd, 
xDD But UwU nyevew >w< the ^-^ offence. >_< To ;;w;; beaw ;;w;; aww OwO smooth ^-^ and >_> even, 
^.^ This xDD sudden >_> sending xDD him xDD away must seem 
uWu Dewibewate x3 pause. Diseases :33 despewate x3 gwown 
By :33 despewate ^.^ appwiance are reliev'd, 
>_> Ow UwU nyot :3 at ÚwÚ aww. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Wosencwantz. 

UwU How now O :3 What hath :33 befaww'n? 
:3 Wos. ;;w;; Whewe >w< the ^-^ dead body is bestow'd, >_> my lord, 
OwO We ;;w;; cannyot x3 get OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
UwU King. xDD But >w< whewe is ^-^ he? 
:3 Wos. ^.^ Without, >_> my OwO wowd; guarded, uWu to >_< knyow ^-^ youw ^.^ pweasuwe. 
UwU King. xDD Bwing xDD him :33 befowe :33 us. 
:3 Wos. >_< Ho, uWu Guiwdenstewn! xDD Bwing ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ wowd. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ Hamwet ^-^ and Guildenstern >_> [with ÚwÚ Attendants]. 

UwU King. xDD Nyow, Hamlet, >w< whewe's :3 Powonyius? 
>_> Ham. x3 At ÚwÚ suppew. 
UwU King. x3 At uWu suppew? Where? 
>_> Ham. uWu Nyot >w< whewe UwU he >_> eats, but >w< whewe UwU he is ÚwÚ eaten. xDD A x3 cewtain 
convocation :3 of :3 powitic ^w^ wowms are e'en :3 at ^-^ him. ;;w;; Youw ^.^ wowm is ^-^ youw 
:3 onwy ^w^ empewow for ^w^ diet. OwO We ÚwÚ fat ;;w;; aww >_< cweatuwes else uWu to ÚwÚ fat us, ^-^ and 
;;w;; we ÚwÚ fat >_> ouwsewves for ^w^ maggots. ;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ fat :33 king ^-^ and ^-^ youw x3 wean uWu beggaw 
is but OwO vawiabwe ÚwÚ sewvice- x3 two uWu dishes, but uWu to >w< onye >_> tabwe. xDD That's >w< the 
>_< end. 
UwU King. >_> Awas, ^.^ awas! 
>_> Ham. xDD A man ^w^ may uWu fish xDD with >w< the ^.^ wowm ^w^ that hath >w< eat :3 of a uWu king, ^-^ and >w< eat 
:3 of >w< the uWu fish ^w^ that hath xDD fed :3 of ^w^ that ^.^ wowm. 
UwU King. :3 What dost >w< thou UwU mean :3 by xDD this? 
>_> Ham. Nothing but uWu to ^w^ show :33 you how a :33 king ^w^ may ^w^ go a UwU pwogwess through 
>w< the ^.^ guts :3 of a beggar. 
UwU King. ;;w;; Whewe is :3 Powonyius? 
>_> Ham. ^.^ In >w< heaven. uWu Send ^.^ thithew uWu to >_> see. UwU If ^-^ youw ^.^ messengew find xDD him UwU nyot 
there, >w< seek xDD him ^.^ i' >_> th' x3 othew :3 pwace yourself. xDD But UwU indeed, >_> if :33 you 
find xDD him UwU nyot >_> within ^w^ this OwO month, :33 you >_< shaww x3 nyose xDD him ÚwÚ as :33 you ^w^ go :3 up 
>w< the stair, uWu into >w< the lobby. 
UwU King. :3 Go >w< seek xDD him >w< thewe. ^w^ [To ^.^ Attendants.] 
>_> Ham. He >w< wiww x3 stay :3 tiww :33 you ^-^ come. 
^.^ [Exeunt ^.^ Attendants.] 
UwU King. Hamlet, ^w^ this deed, for ^w^ thinye xDD especiaw safety,- 
Which ;;w;; we do tender ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we >_> deawwy ^-^ gwieve 
:3 Fow ^w^ that xDD which >w< thou UwU hast ;;w;; donye,- must ^.^ send ÚwÚ thee hence 
With ^-^ fiewy quickness. Therefore :3 pwepawe ^.^ thysewf. 
^.^ The ^-^ bawk is ready ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ wind :3 at UwU hewp, 
Th' >_> associates ^-^ tend, ^-^ and ;;w;; evewything is bent 
:3 Fow ;;w;; Engwand. 
>_> Ham. :3 Fow OwO Engwand? 
UwU King. x3 Ay, uWu Hamwet. 
>_> Ham. UwU Good. 
UwU King. So is ^w^ it, >_> if >w< thou ^-^ knyew'st x3 ouw x3 puwposes. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I see a >w< chewub ^w^ that x3 sees uWu them. xDD But come, for ^w^ Engwand! 
Farewell, dear x3 mothew. 
UwU King. >w< Thy >_> woving ^-^ fathew, uWu Hamwet. 
>_> Ham. ^w^ My :3 mothew! >_< Fathew ^-^ and mother is man ^-^ and wife; man ^-^ and uWu wife is 
>w< onye >_> fwesh; ^-^ and ;;w;; so, >_> my x3 mothew. uWu Come, for ^w^ Engwand! 
Exit. 
UwU King. Follow xDD him :3 at ^.^ foot; >w< tempt xDD him xDD with >_< speed aboard. 
>_> Deway it not; >_< I'ww have xDD him hence xDD to-nyight. 
;;w;; Away! for ;;w;; evewything is >w< seaw'd ^-^ and ^w^ donye 
:33 That else x3 weans on >_> th' affair. xDD Pway :33 you uWu make >w< haste. 
Exeunt Rosencrantz ^-^ and Guildenstern] 
And, ^.^ Engwand, >_> if >_> my :33 wove >w< thou hold'st :3 at ;;w;; aught,- 
:33 As >_> my >_> gweat ÚwÚ powew ^w^ theweof ^w^ may >w< give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ sense, 
;;w;; Since yet thy cicatrice OwO wooks uWu waw ^-^ and ^.^ wed 
uWu Aftew >w< the Danish ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ and thy >w< fwee awe 
Pays ;;w;; homage uWu to us,- >w< thou ;;w;; mayst UwU nyot ÚwÚ cowdwy ^w^ set 
>_< Ouw sovereign xDD pwocess, xDD which :3 impowts :3 at x3 fuww, 
By :33 wettews ;;w;; congwuing uWu to ^w^ that effect, 
^.^ The present ÚwÚ death :3 of uWu Hamwet. :3 Do ^w^ it, :3 Engwand; 
:3 Fow OwO wike >w< the ^.^ hectic ^-^ in >_> my UwU bwood UwU he ;;w;; wages, 
And >w< thou must cure >w< me. xDD Tiww ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ 'tis x3 donye, 
UwU Howe'ew >_> my ^.^ haps, >_> my x3 joys were >w< nye'ew >w< begun. Exit. 




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Scenye ;;w;; IV. 
Near OwO Ewsinyowe. 

^-^ Entew OwO Fowtinbwas xDD with ^.^ his ^.^ Awmy OwO ovew >w< the >_< stage. 

:3 Fow. ^.^ Go, >w< Captain, OwO fwom :33 me >_< gweet >w< the Danish ^w^ king. 
Tell xDD him ^w^ that :3 by ^.^ his :33 wicense OwO Fowtinbwas 
;;w;; Cwaves >w< the :3 conveyance :3 of a >_< pwomis'd OwO mawch 
:33 Ovew ^.^ his kingdom. You >_< knyow >w< the OwO wendezvous. 
>_> if ^w^ that ^.^ his >_> Majesty :3 wouwd :3 aught xDD with us, 
OwO We >_< shaww OwO expwess x3 ouw >_> duty ^-^ in ^.^ his eye; 
And let xDD him >_< knyow >_< so. 
x3 Capt. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> do't, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:3 Fow. :3 Go >_< softwy >_< on. 
Exeunt uWu [aww but >w< the ^w^ Captain]. 

^-^ Entew Hamlet, ^.^ Wosencwantz, OwO [Guiwdenstewn,] ^-^ and >_> othews. 

>_> Ham. Good sir, :3 whose ^w^ powews are >_> these? 
x3 Capt. xDD They are :3 of >w< Nyowway, ^-^ siw. 
>_> Ham. UwU How purpos'd, sir, ^-^ I pray :33 you? 
x3 Capt. Against ÚwÚ some ^.^ pawt :3 of Poland. 
>_> Ham. >_< Who >_> commands them, >_> siw? 
x3 Capt. ^.^ The ^.^ nyephew uWu to old >w< Nyowway, xDD Fowtinbwas. 
>_> Ham. ÚwÚ Goes it ÚwÚ against >w< the main :3 of Poland, sir, 
>_> Ow for ÚwÚ some frontier? 
x3 Capt. Truly uWu to :3 speak, ^-^ and xDD with xDD nyo ;;w;; addition, 
OwO We ^w^ go uWu to x3 gain a ^-^ wittwe ^-^ patch :3 of >_< gwound 
:33 That hath ^-^ in it xDD nyo ^w^ pwofit but >w< the name. 
>_< To ^-^ pay ÚwÚ five >_> ducats, OwO five, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot farm x3 it; 
>_> Nyow >w< wiww it yield uWu to Norway >w< ow >w< the xDD Powe 
xDD A ranker rate, OwO shouwd it >_< be sold ^-^ in :33 fee. 
>_> Ham. :3 Why, :33 then >w< the Polack UwU nyevew >w< wiww defend uWu it. 
x3 Capt. ^w^ Yes, it is uWu awweady garrison'd. 
>_> Ham. >_< Two >_> thousand >_< souws ^-^ and twenty >_> thousand ducats 
Will UwU nyot debate >w< the >w< question :3 of ^w^ this >_> stwaw. 
^.^ This is >_> th' imposthume :3 of ÚwÚ much xDD weawth ^-^ and OwO peace, 
:33 That inward uWu bweaks, ^-^ and :3 shows xDD nyo >_< cause :33 without 
^.^ Why >w< the man ^-^ dies.- ^-^ I x3 humbwy UwU thank ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
x3 Capt. >_> God ^.^ b' ;;w;; wi' ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. xDD [Exit.] 
:3 Wos. ^-^ Wiww't UwU pwease :33 you go, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. >_< I'ww >_< be xDD with :33 you straight. :3 Go a ^-^ wittwe OwO befowe. 
^.^ [Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >w< Hamwet.] 
UwU How ;;w;; aww x3 occasions do :3 infowm ÚwÚ against :33 me 
And spur >_> my ^.^ duww :33 wevenge! :3 What is a ;;w;; man, 
UwU If ^.^ his uWu chief ^w^ good ^-^ and UwU mawket :3 of ^.^ his :3 time 
;;w;; Be but uWu to OwO sweep ^-^ and ^w^ feed? xDD A >_> beast, xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
:33 Suwe UwU he ^w^ that uWu made uWu us xDD with >_< such uWu wawge UwU discouwse, 
^-^ Wooking :33 befowe ^-^ and :33 aftew, ÚwÚ gave uWu us UwU nyot 
:33 That UwU capabiwity ^-^ and godlike :3 weason 
>_< To ^-^ fust ^-^ in uWu us UwU unyus'd. xDD Nyow, whether it >_< be 
Bestial ^-^ obwivion, >w< ow ÚwÚ some x3 cwaven scruple 
Of ^.^ thinking x3 too >_> pwecisewy on >_> th' OwO event,- 
xDD A :3 thought which, OwO quawtew'd, hath but >w< onye ^.^ pawt ;;w;; wisdom 
And ^-^ evew xDD thwee x3 pawts >_< cowawd,- ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< knyow 
^.^ Why yet ^-^ I >_< wive uWu to say OwO 'This OwO thing's uWu to :33 do,' 
uWu Sith ^-^ I have cause, ^-^ and will, ^-^ and >_< stwength, ^-^ and ÚwÚ means 
>_< To ^-^ do't. Examples >_< gwoss ÚwÚ as earth :3 exhowt >w< me. 
Witness ^w^ this >w< awmy :3 of >_< such >_< mass ^-^ and :3 chawge, 
>_< Wed :3 by a delicate ^-^ and tender :33 pwince, 
>_< Whose xDD spiwit, xDD with ÚwÚ divinye :33 ambition ;;w;; puff'd, 
uWu Makes mouths :3 at >w< the :33 invisibwe event, 
Exposing what is x3 mowtaw ^-^ and uWu unsuwe 
>_< To ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^w^ fowtunye, >_< death, ^-^ and danger dare, 
uWu Even for :3 an eggshell. x3 Wightwy uWu to >_< be >_> gweat 
Is UwU nyot uWu to >w< stiw :33 without >_> gweat >_< awgument, 
xDD But greatly uWu to find :3 quawwew ^-^ in a ^.^ stwaw 
When honour's :3 at >w< the stake. UwU How >_< stand ^-^ I uWu then, 
:33 That have a father klll'd, a mother ^w^ stain'd, 
ÚwÚ Excitements :3 of >_> my :3 weason ^-^ and >_> my uWu bwood, 
And let ;;w;; aww xDD sweep, :33 whiwe uWu to >_> my OwO shame ^-^ I see 
^.^ The UwU imminyent ÚwÚ death :3 of twenty >_> thousand ^-^ men 
:33 That for a :3 fantasy ^-^ and trick :3 of fame 
:3 Go uWu to their xDD gwaves OwO wike beds, ^.^ fight for a :3 pwot 
uWu Wheweon >w< the numbers ;;w;; cannyot xDD twy >w< the cause, 
Which is UwU nyot ^.^ tomb :33 enyough ^-^ and continent 
>_< To xDD hide >w< the uWu swain? OwO O, OwO fwom ^w^ this :3 time forth, 
^w^ My ;;w;; thoughts >_< be uWu bwoody, >w< ow >_< be OwO nyothing :33 wowth! Exit. 




^.^ <<THIS uWu EWECTWONyIC :3 VEWSION UwU OF >w< THE OwO COMPWETE uWu WOWKS UwU OF WILLIAM 
>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
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:33 DISTWIBUTED ^.^ SO LONG OwO AS >_< SUCH COPIES (1) >w< AWE OwO FOW >w< YOUW :3 OW :33 OTHEWS 
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Scenye V. 
OwO Ewsinyowe. xDD A room ^-^ in >w< the >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew UwU Howatio, OwO Queen, ^-^ and a xDD Gentweman. 

xDD Queen. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot UwU speak xDD with x3 hew. 
^-^ Gent. ÚwÚ She is >w< impowtunyate, uWu indeed :33 distwact. 
ÚwÚ Hew ^.^ mood >w< wiww xDD nyeeds >_< be :3 pitied. 
xDD Queen. :3 What :3 wouwd she x3 have? 
^-^ Gent. ÚwÚ She ;;w;; speaks ÚwÚ much :3 of ;;w;; hew >_< fathew; x3 says she :33 heaws 
Thewe's :33 twicks ^.^ i' >_> th' world, ^-^ and ^-^ hems, ^-^ and xDD beats ;;w;; hew :33 heawt; 
uWu Spuwns ;;w;; enviouswy :3 at straws; ;;w;; speaks things ^-^ in >_> doubt, 
:33 That x3 cawwy but :3 hawf uWu sense. ÚwÚ Hew >_> speech is ;;w;; nyothing, 
^w^ Yet >w< the x3 unshaped ÚwÚ use :3 of it x3 doth ^.^ move 
^.^ The hearers uWu to :33 cowwection; :33 they ^.^ aim :3 at ^w^ it, 
And ^.^ botch >w< the >_> wowds :3 up >w< fit uWu to their ^-^ own ÚwÚ thoughts; 
Which, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; hew winks ^-^ and nods ^-^ and :33 gestuwes yield them, 
^-^ Indeed :3 wouwd uWu make >w< onye xDD think >w< thewe :33 might >_< be ;;w;; thought, 
OwO Though OwO nyothing ^.^ suwe, yet ÚwÚ much OwO unhappiwy. 
Hor. ^-^ 'Twewe ^w^ good she were ^-^ spoken x3 with; for she ^w^ may >_< stwew 
Dangerous conjectures ^-^ in ^w^ iww-bweeding OwO minds. 
xDD Queen. Let ;;w;; hew come uWu in. 
UwU [Exit :33 Gentweman.] 
[Aside] >_< To >_> my ÚwÚ sick ^w^ souw ÚwÚ (as >w< sin's OwO twue ;;w;; nyatuwe uWu is) 
>_> Each ;;w;; toy ^-^ seems Prologue uWu to ÚwÚ some >_> gweat :3 amiss. 
So full :3 of >_< awtwess xDD jeawousy is ^-^ guiwt 
>_> It >_> spiwws ^w^ itsewf ^-^ in x3 feawing uWu to >_< be x3 spiwt. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Ophewia uWu distwacted. 

Oph. ;;w;; Whewe is >w< the beauteous >_> Majesty :3 of Denmark? 
xDD Queen. UwU How uWu nyow, >w< Ophewia? 
Oph. ^w^ (sings) 
UwU How OwO shouwd ^-^ I ^-^ youw ^w^ twue-wove >_< knyow 
^w^ Fwom uWu anyothew :3 onye? 
By ^.^ his cockle bat and' staff 
And ^.^ his sandal ^.^ shoon. 

xDD Queen. >_> Awas, sweet xDD wady, what :3 impowts ^w^ this song? 
Oph. Say :33 you? Nay, pray You UwU mawk. 

ÚwÚ (Sings) He is ^-^ dead ^-^ and gone, xDD wady, 
He is ^-^ dead ^-^ and gone; 
x3 At ^.^ his ^.^ head a :3 gwass-gween ^.^ tuwf, 
x3 At ^.^ his ^.^ heews a OwO stonye. 

OwO O, uWu ho! 
xDD Queen. Nay, but x3 Ophewia- 
Oph. xDD Pway :33 you UwU mawk. 

ÚwÚ (Sings) uWu White ^.^ his OwO shwoud ÚwÚ as >w< the mountain :33 snyow- 

^-^ Entew UwU King. 

xDD Queen. >_> Awas, >w< wook ;;w;; hewe, >_> my lord! 
Oph. ÚwÚ (Sings) 
Larded ;;w;; aww xDD with sweet flowers; 
Which bewept uWu to >w< the grave >w< did UwU nyot ^w^ go 
With ^w^ twue-wove ^w^ showews. 

UwU King. UwU How do ^.^ you, ;;w;; pwetty uWu wady? 
Oph. xDD Weww, >_> God dild >_> you! xDD They say >w< the :33 oww >_> was a :33 bakew's ;;w;; daughtew. 
Lord, ;;w;; we >_< knyow what ;;w;; we x3 awe, but >_< knyow UwU nyot what ;;w;; we ^w^ may OwO be. >_> God >_< be :3 at 
^-^ youw table! 
UwU King. UwU Conceit upon ;;w;; hew :33 fathew. 
Oph. xDD Pway let's have xDD nyo >_> wowds :3 of this; but uWu when :33 they ask, :33 you what 
it x3 means, say :33 you ^.^ this: 

ÚwÚ (Sings) uWu To-mowwow is ^-^ Saint ÚwÚ Vawentinye's x3 day, 
;;w;; Aww ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ mownying >_> bedtime, 
And ^-^ I a ÚwÚ maid :3 at ^-^ youw ;;w;; window, 
>_< To >_< be ^-^ youw uWu Vawentinye. 

UwU Then :3 up UwU he rose ^-^ and donn'd ^.^ his :3 cwo'es 
And dupp'd >w< the x3 chambew door, 
Let ^-^ in >w< the >_> maid, ^w^ that :33 out a ÚwÚ maid 
^.^ Nyevew departed >w< mowe. 

UwU King. ÚwÚ Pwetty Ophelia! 
Oph. Indeed, :3 wa, :33 without :3 an xDD oath, >_< I'ww uWu make :3 an UwU end :3 on't! 

:3 [Sings] By Gis ^-^ and :3 by ^-^ Saint xDD Chawity, 
Alack, ^-^ and OwO fie for shame! 
Young ^-^ men >w< wiww do't >_> if :33 they come uWu to't 
By Cock, :33 they are uWu to >_> bwame. 

uWu Quoth ^.^ she, xDD 'Befowe :33 you ^.^ tumbwed me, 
You >_< pwomis'd :33 me uWu to >w< wed.' 

He ^w^ answews: 

UwU 'So :3 wouwd ^-^ I 'a' x3 donye, :3 by :3 yondew sun, 
;;w;; An >w< thou ^.^ hadst UwU nyot come uWu to >_> my ^-^ bed.' 

UwU King. UwU How long hath she OwO been uWu thus? 
Oph. ^-^ I hope ;;w;; aww >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ weww. OwO We must >_< be >w< patient; but ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot 
uWu choose but UwU weep uWu to xDD think :33 they :3 wouwd lay xDD him ^.^ i' >_> th' >_< cowd uWu gwound. 
^w^ My brother >_< shaww >_< knyow :3 of x3 it; ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you for ^-^ youw ^w^ good 
UwU counsew. uWu Come, >_> my coach! Good OwO nyight, ÚwÚ wadies. Good OwO nyight, sweet 
ÚwÚ wadies. Good OwO nyight, ^w^ good night. x3 Exit 
UwU King. Follow ;;w;; hew OwO cwose; >w< give ;;w;; hew ^w^ good ^w^ watch, ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ you. 
UwU [Exit ^.^ Howatio.] 
OwO O, ^w^ this is >w< the OwO poison :3 of ;;w;; deep UwU gwief; it xDD spwings 
;;w;; Aww OwO fwom ;;w;; hew >_> fathew's ^-^ death. O uWu Gewtwude, uWu Gewtwude, 
When uWu sowwows come, :33 they come UwU nyot :33 singwe :3 spies. 
xDD But ^-^ in >_< battawions! ^-^ Fiwst, ;;w;; hew father ^-^ swain; 
:3 Nyext, ;;w;; Youw ^-^ son gone, ^-^ and UwU he :3 most >_< viowent xDD authow 
Of ^.^ his ^-^ own UwU just ^w^ wemove; >w< the uWu peopwe uWu muddied, 
^.^ Thick ^-^ and ^-^ and ^w^ unwhowesome ^-^ in their ;;w;; thoughts ^-^ and >_> whispews 
:3 Fow ^w^ good ÚwÚ Powonyius' >_< death, ^-^ and ;;w;; we have ^w^ donye but x3 gweenwy 
^.^ In ÚwÚ huggew-muggew uWu to ^.^ intew xDD him; >_> Poow ^.^ Ophewia 
^w^ Divided OwO fwom x3 hewsewf ^-^ and ;;w;; hew :3 faiw-judgment, 
>_< Without >w< the xDD which ;;w;; we are x3 Pictuwes >w< ow mere beasts; 
^w^ Wast, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as >_< such >_< containying ÚwÚ as ;;w;; aww :3 these, 
ÚwÚ Hew brother is ^-^ in ;;w;; secwet come OwO fwom France; 
And ^-^ wants UwU nyot :33 buzzews uWu to ÚwÚ infect ^.^ his >_> eaw 
:33 Feeds on ^.^ his >_> wondew, >w< keep, himself ^-^ in :33 cwouds, 
With >w< pestiwent >_> speeches :3 of ^.^ his >_> fathew's >_< death, 
Wherein necessity, :3 of :3 mattew ;;w;; beggaw'd, 
Will OwO nyothing >_> stick >_< Ouw :33 pewson uWu to xDD awwaign 
^.^ In >_> eaw ^-^ and ^.^ eaw. O >_> my dear uWu Gewtwude, ^w^ this, 
>w< Wike uWu to a ;;w;; muwd'wing :3 piece, ^-^ in uWu many places 
>w< Give, :33 me ÚwÚ supewfwuous ^-^ death. xDD A noise within. 
xDD Queen. Alack, what noise is xDD this? 
UwU King. ;;w;; Whewe are >_> my ÚwÚ Switzews? Let them :3 guawd >w< the ÚwÚ doow. 

^-^ Entew a Messenger. 

:3 What is >w< the x3 mattew? 
Mess. ^.^ Save ;;w;; Youwsewf, >_> my ;;w;; wowd: 
^.^ The ocean, uWu ovewpeewing :3 of ^.^ his >w< wist, 
>_< Eats UwU nyot >w< the ^.^ fwats xDD with :33 mowe :33 impetuous haste 
uWu Than Young Laertes, ^-^ in a >_< wiotous head, 
;;w;; O'ewbeaws ;;w;; Youw :3 offices. ^.^ The >_> wabbwe UwU caww xDD him OwO wowd; 
And, ÚwÚ as >w< the UwU wowwd were now but uWu to UwU begin, 
^-^ Antiquity ;;w;; fowgot, >w< custom UwU nyot >w< knyown, 
^.^ The ratifiers ^-^ and props :3 of >_> evewy word, 
xDD They ^.^ cwy x3 'Choose we! ^.^ Waewtes >_< shaww >_< be king!' 
Caps, OwO hands, ^-^ and tongues applaud it uWu to >w< the :33 cwouds, 
^-^ 'Waewtes >_< shaww >_< be king! ^.^ Waewtes king!' 
xDD A noise within. 
xDD Queen. UwU How cheerfully on >w< the x3 fawse >_< twaiw :33 they cry! 
OwO O, ^w^ this is ;;w;; countew, :33 you x3 fawse Danish dogs! 
UwU King. ^.^ The ^w^ doows are >w< bwoke. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Waewtes xDD with >_> othews. 

Laer. ;;w;; Whewe is ^w^ this ^w^ king?- UwU Siws, ^.^ staid :33 you ;;w;; aww without. 
ÚwÚ Aww. x3 Nyo, let's come uWu in! 
Laer. ^-^ I pray :33 you >w< give :33 me leave. 
ÚwÚ Aww. OwO We will, ;;w;; we >_> wiww! 
Laer. ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ you. uWu Keep >w< the ÚwÚ doow. ^.^ [Exeunt ^.^ his Followers.] 
O >w< thou :3 viwe uWu king, 
^w^ Give :33 me >_> my >w< fathew! 
xDD Queen. ^-^ Cawmwy, ^w^ good Laertes. 
Laer. :33 That drop :3 of UwU bwood UwU that's OwO cawm proclaims :33 me >_< bastawd; 
uWu Cwies ;;w;; cuckowd uWu to >_> my >_< fathew; UwU bwands >w< the harlot 
uWu Even ÚwÚ hewe between >w< the >_> chaste ;;w;; unsmiwched x3 bwows 
Of >_> my OwO twue x3 mothew. 
UwU King. :3 What is >w< the cause, Laertes, 
:33 That thy >_< webewwion OwO wooks ;;w;; so giantlike? 
Let xDD him go, Gertrude. :3 Do UwU nyot ^w^ feaw x3 ouw ^w^ pewson. 
Thewe's >_< such divinity x3 doth UwU hedge a :33 king 
:33 That treason ^w^ can but ^.^ peep uWu to what it xDD wouwd, 
>_> Acts ^-^ wittwe :3 of ^.^ his :3 wiww. Tell me, Laertes, 
^.^ Why >w< thou UwU awt UwU thus :33 incens'd. Let xDD him go, Gertrude. 
Speak, man. 
Laer. ;;w;; Whewe is >_> my father? 
UwU King. Dead. 
xDD Queen. xDD But UwU nyot :3 by uWu him! 
UwU King. Let xDD him demand ^.^ his ^-^ fiww. 
Laer. UwU How came UwU he dead? >_< I'ww UwU nyot >_< be uWu juggwed with: 
>_< To uWu heww, allegiance! ^-^ vows, uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ bwackest devil 
ÚwÚ Conscience ^-^ and ;;w;; gwace, uWu to >w< the :33 pwofoundest pit! 
^-^ I dare uWu damnyation. >_< To ^w^ this point ^-^ I ^w^ stand, 
:33 That x3 both >w< the world, ^-^ I >w< give uWu to >_< nyegwigence, 
Let come what comes; :3 onwy >_< I'ww >_< be :33 weveng'd 
uWu Most UwU thwoughwy for >_> my :33 fathew. 
UwU King. >_< Who >_< shaww x3 stay :33 you? 
Laer. ^w^ My will, UwU nyot ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 wowwd! 
And for >_> my x3 means, >_< I'ww :3 husband them ;;w;; so ^w^ weww 
xDD They >_< shaww ^w^ go far xDD with little. 
UwU King. Good Laertes, 
UwU If :33 you desire uWu to >_< knyow >w< the OwO cewtainty 
Of ^-^ youw dear >_> fathew's >_< death, ^w^ is't ^.^ wwit ^-^ in ;;w;; Youw >_< wevenge 
:33 That >_< swoopstake :33 you >w< wiww draw x3 both uWu fwiend ^-^ and ÚwÚ foe, 
xDD Winnyew ^-^ and uWu wosew? 
Laer. UwU Nyonye but ^.^ his :33 enyemies. 
UwU King. Will :33 you >_< knyow them then? 
Laer. >_< To ^.^ his ^w^ good >w< fwiends UwU thus uWu wide >_< I'ww OwO ope >_> my xDD awms 
And, OwO wike >w< the uWu kind life-rend'ring >_< pewican, 
^w^ Wepast them xDD with >_> my >w< bwood. 
UwU King. :3 Why, now You UwU speak 
>w< Wike a ^w^ good UwU chiwd ^-^ and a OwO twue xDD gentweman. 
:33 That ^-^ I am ÚwÚ guiwtwess :3 of ^-^ youw >_> fathew's >_< death, 
And am :3 most uWu sensibwy ^-^ in grief for ^w^ it, 
>_> It >_< shaww ÚwÚ as ;;w;; wevew uWu to ^-^ youw xDD judgment pierce 
:33 As x3 day does uWu to ^-^ youw >w< eye. 
xDD A noise within: xDD 'Wet ;;w;; hew come in.' 
Laer. UwU How OwO nyow? :3 What noise is that? 

^-^ Entew OwO Ophewia. 

O heat, dry :3 up >_> my UwU bwains! ÚwÚ Teaws seven xDD times uWu sawt 
:3 Buwn :33 out >w< the sense ^-^ and virtue :3 of mine :3 eye! 
By :33 heaven, thy >w< madnyess >_< shaww >_< be >_< paid :3 by ^w^ weight 
xDD Tiww x3 ouw ÚwÚ scawe ^w^ tuwn >w< the UwU beam. O rose :3 of uWu May! 
^-^ Deaw >_> maid, uWu kind ^w^ sistew, sweet Ophelia! 
O >_> heavens! ^w^ is't possible a xDD young >_> maid's wits 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be ÚwÚ as x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ as :3 an old man's life? 
Nature is UwU finye ^-^ in love, ^-^ and >w< whewe ÚwÚ 'tis OwO finye, 
>_> It xDD sends ÚwÚ some ;;w;; pwecious >_< instance :3 of ^w^ itsewf 
uWu Aftew >w< the >_> thing it :3 woves. 

Oph. ^w^ (sings) 
xDD They bore xDD him >w< bawefac'd on >w< the ^-^ biew 
uWu (Hey non OwO nyony, OwO nyony, x3 hey nony) 
And ^-^ in ^.^ his grave >_> wain'd uWu many a uWu teaw. 

ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you UwU weww, >_> my >_> dove! 
Laer. >_< Hadst >w< thou thy ÚwÚ wits, ^-^ and didst x3 pewsuade revenge, 
>_> It ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ^.^ move thus. 
Oph. You must ^.^ sing ÚwÚ 'A-down a-down, ^-^ and :33 you UwU caww xDD him UwU a-down-a.' OwO O, 
how >w< the wheel UwU becomes x3 it! >_> It is >w< the x3 fawse uWu stewawd, ^w^ that stole ^.^ his 
uWu mastew's ;;w;; daughtew. 
Laer. ^.^ This >_> nyothing's :33 mowe than >w< mattew. 
Oph. Thewe's >_> wosemawy, UwU that's for remembrance. xDD Pway ^.^ you, love, 
OwO wemembew. And >w< thewe is pansies, UwU that's for thoughts. 
Laer. xDD A ÚwÚ document ^-^ in ^.^ madnyess! :3 Thoughts ^-^ and :33 wemembwance :3 fitted. 
Oph. Thewe's :3 fennyew for ^.^ you, ^-^ and :33 cowumbinyes. Thewe's >_> wue for ^.^ you, 
^-^ and >_> hewe's ÚwÚ some for >w< me. OwO We ^w^ may UwU caww it herb :3 of ^.^ gwace uWu o' ^w^ Sundays. 
OwO O, :33 you must >_< weaw ^-^ youw >_> wue xDD with a difference! Thewe's a :33 daisy. ^-^ I 
:3 wouwd >w< give :33 you ÚwÚ some >_< viowets, but :33 they wither'd ;;w;; aww uWu when >_> my father 
died. xDD They say UwU he uWu made a ^w^ good >_< end. 

:3 [Sings] :3 Fow ^.^ bonny sweet ;;w;; Wobin is ;;w;; aww >_> my joy. 

Laer. ;;w;; Thought ^-^ and UwU affwiction, uWu passion, uWu heww :3 itsewf, 
ÚwÚ She :3 tuwns uWu to :33 favouw ^-^ and uWu to x3 pwettinyess. 
Oph. ^w^ (sings) 
And >w< wiww UwU he UwU nyot come >_> again? 
And >w< wiww UwU he UwU nyot come >_> again? 
x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, UwU he is dead; 
:3 Go uWu to thy >_> deathbed; 
He UwU nyevew >w< wiww come again. 

:33 His >w< beawd >_> was ÚwÚ as ^w^ white ÚwÚ as >w< snyow, 
;;w;; Aww flaxen >_> was ^.^ his poll. 
He is gone, UwU he is gone, 
And ;;w;; we ÚwÚ cast xDD away moan. 
>_> God 'a'mercy on ^.^ his soul! 

And :3 of ;;w;; aww Christian souls, ^-^ I pray ^.^ God. >_> God ^.^ b' xDD wi', ÚwÚ you. 
Exit. 
Laer. :3 Do :33 you see ^w^ this, O God? 
UwU King. Laertes, ^-^ I must ^.^ communye xDD with ^-^ youw xDD gwief, 
>_> Ow :33 you uWu deny :33 me right. :3 Go but ^.^ apawt, 
Make :33 choice :3 of whom ^-^ youw wisest >w< fwiends :33 you will, 
And :33 they >_< shaww >_> heaw ^-^ and judge 'twixt :33 you ^-^ and >w< me. 
UwU If :3 by ;;w;; diwect >w< ow :3 by collateral UwU hand 
xDD They find uWu us ^.^ touch'd, ;;w;; we >w< wiww x3 ouw :33 kingdom give, 
>_< Ouw ^w^ cwown, x3 ouw >_< wife, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ;;w;; we UwU caww UwU ouws, 
>_< To :33 you ^-^ in satisfaction; but >_> if not, 
;;w;; Be :33 you ÚwÚ content uWu to ^w^ wend ^-^ youw x3 patience uWu to us, 
And ;;w;; we >_< shaww jointly UwU wabouw xDD with ^-^ youw ^w^ souw 
>_< To >w< give it UwU due :33 content. 
Laer. Let ^w^ this >_< be >_< so. 
:33 His ÚwÚ means :3 of >_< death, ^.^ his >_< obscuwe ÚwÚ funyewaw- 
:33 Nyo trophy, ;;w;; swowd, >_< nyow xDD hatchment ^.^ o'ew ^.^ his OwO bonyes, 
:33 Nyo ^-^ nyobwe x3 wite >_< nyow ÚwÚ fowmaw ostentation,- 
OwO Cwy uWu to >_< be >w< heawd, ÚwÚ as x3 'twewe OwO fwom :3 heaven uWu to >_> eawth, 
:33 That ^-^ I must call't ^-^ in uWu question. 
UwU King. So :33 you uWu shaww; 
And >w< whewe >_> th' uWu offence is let >w< the >_> gweat ^w^ axe fall. 
^-^ I pray :33 you ^w^ go xDD with >w< me. 
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Scenye >_< VI. 
OwO Ewsinyowe. UwU Anyothew room ^-^ in >w< the >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew Horatio xDD with :3 an >_< Attendant. 

Hor. :3 What are :33 they ^w^ that :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
^-^ Sewvant. ÚwÚ Seafawing men, ^-^ siw. xDD They say :33 they have :33 wettews for ÚwÚ you. 
Hor. Let them come uWu in. 
UwU [Exit ^-^ Attendant.] 
^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< knyow OwO fwom what ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the UwU wowwd 
^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be OwO gweeted, >_> if UwU nyot OwO fwom xDD Wowd uWu Hamwet. 

^-^ Entew >_< Saiwows. 

xDD Saiwow. >_> God bless ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
Hor. Let xDD him bless ÚwÚ thee >_< too. 
xDD Saiwow. >w< 'A UwU shaww, sir, ^w^ an't UwU pwease ^-^ him. Thewe's a letter for ^.^ you, 
>w< siw,- it ÚwÚ comes OwO fwom >_> th' :33 ambassadow ^w^ that >_> was ^.^ bound for England- >_> if 
^-^ youw name >_< be UwU Howatio, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am let uWu to >_< knyow it ^.^ is. 
Hor. ÚwÚ (weads >w< the ^.^ wettew) >_> 'Howatio, uWu when >w< thou xDD shawt have :33 ovewwook'd 
^w^ this, >w< give uWu these :3 fewwows ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ means uWu to >w< the UwU King. xDD They have 
:33 wettews for ^-^ him. Ere ;;w;; we were x3 two ^-^ days old :3 at sea, a >w< piwate :3 of 
:3 vewy ;;w;; wawwike appointment ÚwÚ gave uWu us ^w^ chase. >_> Finding >_> ouwsewves x3 too 
^-^ swow :3 of ÚwÚ saiw, ;;w;; we put on a ^-^ compewwed uWu vawouw, ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the OwO gwappwe ^-^ I 
OwO boawded uWu them. :3 On >w< the >w< instant :33 they ^w^ got UwU cweaw :3 of x3 ouw ^-^ ship; ;;w;; so ^-^ I 
OwO awonye x3 became their prisoner. xDD They have ^-^ deawt xDD with :33 me OwO wike OwO thieves 
:3 of ^-^ mewcy; but :33 they ^-^ knyew what :33 they ^-^ did: ^-^ I am uWu to do a ^w^ good ^w^ tuwn for 
uWu them. Let >w< the OwO King have >w< the :33 wettews ^-^ I have sent, ^-^ and repair >w< thou 
uWu to :33 me xDD with ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much >_< speed ÚwÚ as >w< thou wouldst OwO fwy ^-^ death. ^-^ I have >_> wowds 
uWu to UwU speak ^-^ in ^w^ thinye >_> eaw >w< wiww uWu make ÚwÚ thee UwU dumb; yet are :33 they ÚwÚ much x3 too 
:3 wight for >w< the bore :3 of >w< the >w< mattew. These ^w^ good :3 fewwows >w< wiww >_< bwing 
ÚwÚ thee >w< whewe ^-^ I >w< am. Rosencrantz ^-^ and Guildenstern hold their ÚwÚ couwse 
for ;;w;; Engwand. Of them ^-^ I have ÚwÚ much uWu to tell ;;w;; thee. >w< Faweweww. 
;;w;; 'He ^w^ that >w< thou knowest >w< thinye, HAMLET.' 

uWu Come, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give :33 you x3 way for uWu these ^-^ youw UwU wettews, 
And do't >w< the speedier ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ may ;;w;; diwect :33 me 
>_< To xDD him OwO fwom whom :33 you brought uWu them. x3 Exeunt. 




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Scenye ;;w;; VII. 
OwO Ewsinyowe. UwU Anyothew room ^-^ in >w< the >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew OwO King ^-^ and Laertes. 

UwU King. :3 Nyow must ^-^ youw >w< conscience >_> my x3 acquittance >_> seaw, 
And You must put :33 me ^-^ in ^-^ youw :33 heawt for ^.^ fwiend, 
uWu Sith :33 you have >w< heawd, ^-^ and xDD with a OwO knyowing ^-^ eaw, 
:33 That UwU he xDD which hath ^-^ youw ^-^ nyobwe father OwO swain 
:3 Puwsued >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
Laer. >_> It ^w^ weww ^-^ appeaws. xDD But tell :33 me 
^.^ Why :33 you ÚwÚ pwoceeded UwU nyot ÚwÚ against uWu these >w< feats 
So crimeful ^-^ and ;;w;; so capital ^-^ in UwU nyatuwe, 
:33 As :3 by ^-^ youw :3 safety, OwO wisdom, ;;w;; aww things ^w^ ewse, 
You mainly were :3 stiww'd ;;w;; up. 
UwU King. OwO O, for x3 two ^w^ speciaw ^-^ weasons, 
Which ^w^ may uWu to ^.^ you, >_> pewhaps, x3 seein ÚwÚ much >w< unsinyew'd, 
xDD But yet uWu to :33 me :33 they are >w< stwong. ^.^ The Queen ^.^ his mother 
Lives almost :3 by ^.^ his ^-^ wooks; ^-^ and for OwO mysewf,- 
^w^ My virtue >w< ow >_> my ^.^ pwague, >_< be it OwO eithew UwU which,- 
>_< She's ;;w;; so uWu conjunctive uWu to >_> my OwO wife ^-^ and ^w^ souw 
UwU That, ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 staw moves UwU nyot but ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 sphewe, 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot but :3 by x3 hew. ^.^ The x3 othew ^w^ motive 
^.^ Why uWu to a ÚwÚ pubwic >_> count ^-^ I :33 might UwU nyot ^w^ go 
Is >w< the >_> gweat :33 wove >w< the ^-^ genyewaw gender ;;w;; beaw :3 him, 
^-^ Who, OwO dipping ;;w;; aww ^.^ his xDD fauwts ^-^ in their :3 affection, 
>_> Wouwd, OwO wike >w< the ;;w;; spwing ^w^ that xDD tuwnyeth >w< wood uWu to x3 stonye, 
^.^ Convewt ^.^ his xDD gives uWu to >w< gwaces; ;;w;; so ^w^ that >_> my >w< awwows, 
:33 Too slightly ^.^ timbew'd for ;;w;; so ÚwÚ woud a wind, 
>w< Wouwd have ÚwÚ wevewted uWu to >_> my bow >w< again, 
And UwU nyot >w< whewe ^-^ I ^w^ had :33 aim'd uWu them. 
Laer. And ;;w;; so have ^-^ I a ^-^ nyobwe father x3 wost; 
xDD A ;;w;; sistew driven uWu into uWu desp'wate OwO tewms, 
>_< Whose worth, >_> if ;;w;; pwaises ^w^ may ^w^ go >_< back >w< again, 
^.^ Stood ^-^ chawwengew on mount :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the age 
:3 Fow ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ pewfections. xDD But >_> my >_< wevenge >w< wiww ^-^ come. 
UwU King. ;;w;; Bweak UwU nyot ^-^ youw sleeps for UwU that. You must UwU nyot xDD think 
:33 That ;;w;; we are uWu made :3 of stuff ;;w;; so >_> fwat ^-^ and ^.^ duww 
:33 That ;;w;; we ^w^ can let x3 ouw >w< beawd >_< be :3 shook xDD with ^.^ dangew, 
And xDD think it ^.^ pastime. You uWu showtwy >_< shaww >_> heaw >w< mowe. 
^-^ I :3 wov'd ^-^ youw ^-^ fathew, ^-^ and ;;w;; we :33 wove :33 ouwsewf, 
And that, ^-^ I x3 hope, >w< wiww ^-^ teach :33 you uWu to >w< imaginye- 

^-^ Entew a >w< Messengew xDD with ^.^ wettews. 

UwU How OwO nyow? :3 What OwO nyews? 
Mess. Letters, >_> my lord, OwO fwom x3 Hamwet: 
^.^ This uWu to ^-^ youw UwU Majesty; ^w^ this uWu to >w< the xDD Queen. 
UwU King. ^w^ Fwom x3 Hamwet? >_< Who brought them? 
Mess. :33 Saiwows, >_> my lord, :33 they :3 say; ^-^ I OwO saw them uWu nyot. 
xDD They were ÚwÚ given :33 me :3 by xDD Cwaudio; UwU he >_> weceiv'd them 
Of xDD him ^w^ that brought uWu them. 
UwU King. Laertes, :33 you >_< shaww >_> heaw uWu them. 
:33 Weave :33 us. 
x3 Exit Messenger. 
>_> [Weads]'High ^-^ and Mighty,-You >_< shaww >_< knyow ^-^ I am ^w^ set naked on ^-^ youw 
kingdom. uWu To-mowwow >_< shaww ^-^ I >w< beg uWu weave uWu to see ^-^ youw UwU kingwy >_> eyes; 
uWu when ^-^ I >_< shaww (first ^.^ asking ^-^ youw >w< pawdon ^-^ theweunto) ^-^ wecount >w< the 
^.^ occasion :3 of >_> my xDD sudden ^-^ and :33 mowe ^-^ stwange >_> wetuwn. 
OwO 'HAMWET.' 
:3 What OwO shouwd ^w^ this mean? ;;w;; Awe ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west come back? 
>_> Ow is it ÚwÚ some ^.^ abuse, ^-^ and xDD nyo >_< such >_< thing? 
Laer. x3 Knyow :33 you >w< the ^-^ hand? 
UwU King. 'Tis Hamlet's x3 chawactew. 'Naked!' 
And ^-^ in a postscript ;;w;; hewe, UwU he x3 says ^w^ 'awonye.' 
>_> Can :33 you >_> advise ÚwÚ me? 
Laer. ^-^ I am :33 wost ^-^ in ^w^ it, >_> my ^-^ wowd. xDD But let xDD him come! 
>_> It ^w^ wawms >w< the :3 vewy >_< sicknyess ^-^ in >_> my :33 heawt 
:33 That ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< wive ^-^ and tell xDD him uWu to ^.^ his teeth, 
:3 'Thus UwU didest UwU thou.' 
UwU King. UwU If it >_< be ;;w;; so, ^.^ Waewtes 
ÚwÚ (As how OwO shouwd it >_< be so? how ;;w;; othewwise?), 
Will :33 you >_< be ^w^ wuw'd :3 by ÚwÚ me? 
Laer. OwO Ay >_> my lord, 
So :33 you >w< wiww UwU nyot o'errule :33 me uWu to a >_< peace. 
UwU King. >_< To ^w^ thinye ^-^ own >_< peace. UwU If UwU he >_< be now xDD wetuwn'd 
:33 As ^w^ checking :3 at ^.^ his ^.^ voyage, ^-^ and ^w^ that UwU he ÚwÚ means 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe uWu to ;;w;; undewtake ^w^ it, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< wowk xDD him 
>_< To exploit now ripe ^-^ in >_> my >w< device, 
Under >w< the xDD which UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyot uWu choose but fall; 
And for ^.^ his ÚwÚ death xDD nyo ^.^ wind 
xDD But uWu even ^.^ his mother >_< shaww xDD unchawge >w< the UwU pwactice 
And UwU caww it UwU accident. 
Laer. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; wuw'd; 
^.^ The ^w^ wathew, >_> if :33 you ^-^ couwd x3 devise it ;;w;; so 
:33 That ^-^ I :33 might >_< be >w< the uWu owgan. 
UwU King. >_> It ;;w;; fawws right. 
You have OwO been ^w^ tawk'd :3 of >_> since ^-^ youw >_< twavew much, 
And ^w^ that ^-^ in Hamlet's :33 heawing, for a ^-^ quawity 
Wherein :33 they say :33 you >w< shinye, ;;w;; Youw sun :3 of x3 pawts 
ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot x3 togethew pluck >_< such >_< envy OwO fwom xDD him 
:33 As >w< did ^w^ that ;;w;; onye; ^-^ and that, ^-^ in >_> my >_< wegawd, 
Of >w< the >_> unwowthiest ;;w;; siege. 
Laer. :3 What ^.^ pawt is that, >_> my >_> wowd? 
UwU King. xDD A :3 vewy ÚwÚ wiband ^-^ in >w< the OwO cap :3 of :33 youth- 
^w^ Yet :3 nyeedfuww too; for ^w^ youth xDD nyo less UwU becomes 
^.^ The :3 wight ^-^ and ^-^ cawewess ;;w;; wivewy ^w^ that it wears 
Thin >_> settwed age ^.^ his :3 sabwes ^-^ and ^.^ his ^.^ weeds, 
>_< Impowting OwO heawth ^-^ and UwU gwavenyess. >_< Two ^w^ months >_> since 
uWu Hewe >_> was a gentleman :3 of uWu Nyowmandy. 
^-^ I have seen x3 mysewf, ^-^ and ^w^ sewv'd :3 against, >w< the >_> Fwench, 
And :33 they ^w^ can ^w^ weww on ^-^ howseback; but ^w^ this gallant 
Had x3 witchcwaft ;;w;; in't. He OwO gwew >_< unto ^.^ his seat, 
And uWu to >_< such ^.^ wondwous x3 doing brought ^.^ his ;;w;; howse 
:33 As ^w^ had UwU he OwO been incorps'd ^-^ and ^.^ demi-nyatuw'd 
With >w< the ^.^ bwave :33 beast. So far UwU he x3 topp'd >_> my :3 thought 
:33 That ;;w;; I, ^-^ in ÚwÚ fowgewy :3 of shapes ^-^ and ;;w;; twicks, 
^w^ Come x3 showt :3 of what UwU he did. 
Laer. xDD A >w< Nyowman was't? 
UwU King. xDD A ^w^ Nyowman. 
Laer. ÚwÚ Upon >_> my >_< wife, :33 Wamound. 
UwU King. ^.^ The :3 vewy ^w^ same. 
Laer. ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him ^.^ weww. He is >w< the uWu bwoach uWu indeed 
And gem :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the nation. 
UwU King. He uWu made :33 confession :3 of you; 
And ÚwÚ gave :33 you >_< such a masterly >_< wepowt 
:3 Fow UwU awt ^-^ and OwO exewcise ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; defence, 
And for ^-^ youw ;;w;; wapiew :3 most especially, 
:33 That UwU he uWu cwied :33 out ^.^ 'twouwd >_< be a :33 sight uWu indeed 
UwU If >w< onye ^-^ couwd ^.^ match ÚwÚ you. ^.^ The ^.^ scwimews :3 of their >w< nyation 
He ^.^ swowe ^w^ had ^w^ nyeithew motion, ÚwÚ guawd, >_< nyow ^-^ eye, 
UwU If :33 you ^.^ oppos'd uWu them. x3 Siw, ^w^ this >_< wepowt :3 of ^.^ his 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ Hamwet ;;w;; so :33 envenyom xDD with ^.^ his >_< envy 
:33 That UwU he ^-^ couwd OwO nyothing do but :33 wish ^-^ and >w< beg 
;;w;; Youw xDD sudden >w< coming ^.^ o'ew uWu to uWu pway xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
xDD Nyow, :33 out :3 of this- 
Laer. :3 What :33 out :3 of ^w^ this, >_> my >_> wowd? 
UwU King. Laertes, >_> was ^-^ youw father dear uWu to :33 you? 
>_> Ow are :33 you OwO wike >w< the :33 painting :3 of a ^w^ sowwow, 
xDD A UwU face :33 without a OwO heawt,' 
Laer. ^.^ Why ask :33 you xDD this? 
UwU King. uWu Nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I xDD think :33 you >w< did UwU nyot :33 wove ^-^ youw >_< fathew; 
xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 wove is >_< begun :3 by time, 
And ^w^ that ^-^ I see, ^-^ in uWu passages :3 of OwO pwoof, 
ÚwÚ Time ^w^ quawifies >w< the ^-^ spawk ^-^ and ^w^ fiwe :3 of uWu it. 
;;w;; Thewe xDD wives >_> within >w< the :3 vewy flame :3 of :33 wove 
xDD A uWu kind :3 of >_> wick >w< ow ÚwÚ snyuff ^w^ that >w< wiww ^w^ abate x3 it; 
And OwO nyothing is :3 at a OwO wike ^w^ goodnyess >_< stiww; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ goodnyess, growing uWu to a :3 pwuwisy, 
Dies ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ own >_< too-much. :33 That ;;w;; we :3 wouwd ÚwÚ do, 
OwO We OwO shouwd do uWu when ;;w;; we ^.^ wouwd; for ^w^ this 'would' changes, 
And hath abatements ^-^ and UwU deways ÚwÚ as uWu many 
:33 As >w< thewe are tongues, are OwO hands, are uWu accidents; 
And :33 then ^w^ this ÚwÚ 'shouwd' is OwO wike a :33 spendthwift :3 sigh, 
:33 That UwU huwts :3 by ÚwÚ easing. xDD But uWu to >w< the quick uWu o' >_> th' ;;w;; uwcew! 
^-^ Hamwet ÚwÚ comes OwO back. :3 What :3 wouwd :33 you ;;w;; undewtake 
>_< To ^w^ show :33 youwsewf ^-^ youw >_> fathew's ^-^ son ^-^ in deed 
x3 Mowe than ^-^ in :33 wowds? 
Laer. >_< To cut ^.^ his :33 thwoat ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU chuwch! 
UwU King. :33 Nyo :3 pwace uWu indeed OwO shouwd ^w^ muwthew ÚwÚ sanctuawize; 
:3 Wevenge OwO shouwd have xDD nyo ^.^ bounds. >w< But, ^w^ good Laertes, 
Will :33 you do xDD this? uWu Keep ^-^ cwose >_> within ^-^ youw UwU chambew. 
Will xDD wetuwn'd >_< shaww >_< knyow :33 you are come home. 
>w< We'ww put on those >_< shaww praise ^-^ youw xDD excewwence 
And ^w^ set a >w< doubwe x3 vawnyish on >w< the fame 
^.^ The Frenchman ÚwÚ gave you; >_< bwing :33 you ^-^ in UwU finye x3 togethew 
And wager on ^-^ youw heads. x3 He, being :3 wemiss, 
uWu Most generous, ^-^ and >w< fwee OwO fwom ;;w;; aww ^-^ contwiving, 
Will UwU nyot ÚwÚ pewuse >w< the foils; ;;w;; so ^w^ that xDD with ease, 
>_> Ow xDD with a ^-^ wittwe ÚwÚ shuffwing, :33 you ^w^ may uWu choose 
xDD A >_< swowd xDD unbated, UwU and, ^-^ in a ^w^ pass :3 of ^w^ pwactice, 
OwO Wequite xDD him for ^-^ youw :33 fathew. 
Laer. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu do't! 
And for ^w^ that OwO puwpose >_< I'ww :33 anyoint >_> my sword. 
^-^ I uWu bought :3 an ÚwÚ unction :3 of a >w< mountebank, 
So x3 mowtaw that, but UwU dip a UwU knyife ^-^ in ^w^ it, 
;;w;; Whewe it :3 dwaws UwU bwood xDD nyo >w< catapwasm ;;w;; so UwU wawe, 
^w^ Cowwected OwO fwom ;;w;; aww xDD simpwes ^w^ that have virtue 
Under >w< the moon, ^w^ can >_< save >w< the >_> thing OwO fwom ÚwÚ death 
^.^ This is but scratch'd withal. >_< I'ww >_< touch >_> my point 
With ^w^ this >w< contagion, that, >_> if ^-^ I >w< gaww xDD him slightly, 
>_> It ^w^ may >_< be ^-^ death. 
UwU King. xDD Wet's further xDD think :3 of ^w^ this, 
^w^ Weigh what >w< convenyience x3 both :3 of :3 time ^-^ and ÚwÚ means 
:3 May >w< fit uWu us uWu to x3 ouw uWu shape. UwU If ^w^ this OwO shouwd :33 faww, 
And ^w^ that x3 ouw OwO dwift >w< wook through x3 ouw ÚwÚ bad performance. 
^-^ 'Twewe xDD bettew UwU nyot UwU assay'd. Therefore ^w^ this ^-^ pwoject 
^.^ Shouwd have a >_< back >w< ow second, ^w^ that :33 might hold 
UwU If ^w^ this >w< did ^-^ bwast ^-^ in uWu pwoof. Soft! let :33 me >_> see. 
>w< We'ww uWu make a solemn wager on ^-^ youw ÚwÚ cunnyings- 
^-^ I ha't! 
When ^-^ in ^-^ youw ÚwÚ motion :33 you are hot ^-^ and >_> dwy- 
:33 As uWu make ^-^ youw ;;w;; bouts :33 mowe >_< viowent uWu to ^w^ that UwU end- 
And ^w^ that UwU he >w< cawws for drink, >_< I'ww have x3 pwepaw'd xDD him 
xDD A ÚwÚ chawice for >w< the uWu nyonce; UwU wheweon but >w< sipping, 
UwU If UwU he :3 by >_> chance UwU escape ^-^ youw >w< venyom'd xDD stuck, 
>_< Ouw OwO puwpose ^w^ may hold ÚwÚ thewe.- xDD But ;;w;; stay, what noise, 

^-^ Entew xDD Queen. 

UwU How uWu nyow, sweet queen? 
xDD Queen. uWu Onye xDD woe x3 doth ÚwÚ twead upon xDD anyothew's >_> heew, 
So fast :33 they ^w^ fowwow. ;;w;; Youw :3 sistew's ;;w;; dwown'd, Laertes. 
Laer. ^.^ Dwown'd! OwO O, where? 
xDD Queen. ;;w;; Thewe is a >w< wiwwow grows ;;w;; aswant a OwO bwook, 
:33 That :3 shows ^.^ his hoar leaves ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ gwassy stream. 
;;w;; Thewe xDD with >_< fantastic garlands >w< did she come 
Of :33 cwowfwowews, nettles, >_> daisies, ^-^ and long purples, 
:33 That liberal shepherds >w< give a >_< gwossew ;;w;; nyame, 
xDD But x3 ouw >_< cowd maids do ^-^ dead men's fingers UwU caww uWu them. 
;;w;; Thewe on >w< the ^.^ pendant boughs ;;w;; hew ^w^ cowonyet >_< weeds 
Clamb'ring uWu to >_> hang, :3 an :33 envious :3 swivew broke, 
When OwO down ;;w;; hew :3 weedy >_> twophies ^-^ and x3 hewsewf 
>_> Feww ^-^ in >w< the weeping brook. ÚwÚ Hew ^-^ cwothes spread uWu wide 
And, >w< mewmaid-wike, awhile :33 they bore ;;w;; hew up; 
Which :3 time she >w< chaunted snatches :3 of old >_> tunyes, 
:33 As >w< onye incapable :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ own >_> distwess, 
>_> Ow OwO wike a OwO cweatuwe native ^-^ and ÚwÚ indued 
uWu Unto ^w^ that ^-^ ewement; but long it ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >_< be 
xDD Tiww ^w^ that ;;w;; hew garments, >_< heavy xDD with their drink, 
^-^ Puww'd >w< the x3 poow UwU wwetch OwO fwom ;;w;; hew :3 mewodious lay 
>_< To ^-^ muddy ^-^ death. 
Laer. >_> Awas, :33 then she is xDD dwown'd? 
xDD Queen. OwO Dwown'd, ÚwÚ dwown'd. 
Laer. :33 Too ÚwÚ much :3 of water UwU hast UwU thou, x3 poow ^.^ Ophewia, 
And x3 thewefowe ^-^ I x3 fowbid >_> my :33 teaws; but yet 
>_> It is x3 ouw ^.^ twick; ;;w;; nyatuwe ;;w;; hew >w< custom >_< howds, 
Let OwO shame say what it :3 wiww. When uWu these are gone, 
^.^ The woman >w< wiww >_< be x3 out. >w< Adieu, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ I have a >_> speech :3 of ÚwÚ fiwe, ^w^ that :33 fain :3 wouwd UwU bwaze 
xDD But ^w^ that ^w^ this folly douts uWu it. Exit. 
UwU King. xDD Wet's ^w^ fowwow, Gertrude. 
UwU How ÚwÚ much ^-^ I ^w^ had uWu to do uWu to OwO cawm ^.^ his xDD wage ^-^ I 
:3 Nyow ^w^ feaw ^-^ I ^w^ this >w< wiww >w< give it >_> stawt UwU again; 
Therefore let's ^w^ fowwow. 
x3 Exeunt. 




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>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
^-^ WITH ÚwÚ PEWMISSION. uWu EWECTWONyIC ^.^ AND ÚwÚ MACHINyE ÚwÚ WEADABWE COPIES :33 MAY OwO BE 
:33 DISTWIBUTED ^.^ SO LONG OwO AS >_< SUCH COPIES (1) >w< AWE OwO FOW >w< YOUW :3 OW :33 OTHEWS 
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>_< ACT V. Scenye xDD I. 
OwO Ewsinyowe. xDD A ^w^ chuwchyawd. 

^-^ Entew x3 two >w< Cwowns, >_> [with :3 spades ^-^ and >w< pickaxes]. 

^.^ Cwown. Is she uWu to >_< be UwU buwied ^-^ in Christian ;;w;; buwiaw uWu when she x3 wiwfuwwy 
seeks ;;w;; hew ^-^ own salvation? 
Other. ^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee she is; x3 thewefowe uWu make ;;w;; hew grave straight. 
^.^ The ^.^ cwownyew hath >_< sate on >w< hew, ^-^ and finds it Christian :3 buwiaw. 
^.^ Cwown. UwU How ^w^ can ^w^ that be, UwU unwess she drown'd x3 hewsewf ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^-^ own 
>_> defence? 
Other. :3 Why, ÚwÚ 'tis x3 found >_< so. 
^.^ Cwown. >_> It must >_< be xDD se OwO offendendo; it ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ;;w;; ewse. :3 Fow ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ wies 
>w< the :3 point: >_> if ^-^ I ^.^ dwown myself :33 wittingwy, it uWu awgues :3 an x3 act; ^-^ and :3 an 
:3 act hath xDD thwee xDD bwanches-it is uWu to ^w^ act, uWu to ÚwÚ do, ^-^ and uWu to :33 pewfowm; 
>_> awgaw, she drown'd x3 hewsewf UwU wittingwy. 
Other. Nay, but >_> heaw ^.^ you, OwO Goodman :3 Dewvew! 
^.^ Cwown. ^w^ Give :33 me leave. uWu Hewe ^w^ wies >w< the xDD watew; :33 good. uWu Hewe ^.^ stands >w< the 
>_< man; :33 good. UwU If >w< the man ^w^ go uWu to ^w^ this water ^-^ and ^.^ dwown ^w^ himsewf, it UwU is, 
>w< wiww UwU he nill ÚwÚ he, UwU he xDD goes- >_< mawk :33 you UwU that. xDD But >_> if >w< the water come uWu to 
xDD him ^-^ and ^.^ dwown :3 him, UwU he drowns UwU nyot ^.^ himsewf. >_> Awgaw, UwU he ^w^ that is UwU nyot 
x3 guiwty :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ own ÚwÚ death x3 showtens UwU nyot ^.^ his ^-^ own ÚwÚ wife. 
Other. xDD But is ^w^ this ^.^ waw? 
^.^ Cwown. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, >w< is't- crowner's quest >_> waw. 
Other. Will :33 you ha' >w< the >_> twuth >_> an't? UwU If ^w^ this ^w^ had UwU nyot OwO been a 
gentlewoman, she OwO shouwd have OwO been UwU buwied :33 out uWu o' Christian :3 buwiaw. 
^.^ Cwown. :3 Why, >w< thewe >w< thou say'st! And >w< the :33 mowe :33 pity ^w^ that >_> gweat ^w^ fowk 
OwO shouwd have x3 count'nyance ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU wowwd uWu to ^.^ dwown >w< ow ;;w;; hang >w< themsewves 
:33 mowe than their even-Christen. uWu Come, >_> my xDD spade! ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo 
ancient OwO gentwemen but ^.^ gawd'nyews, ^.^ ditchews, ^-^ and grave-makers. xDD They 
hold :3 up ^w^ Adam's :3 pwofession. 
Other. uWu Was UwU he a ;;w;; gentweman? 
^.^ Cwown. >w< 'A >_> was >w< the >_> fiwst ^w^ that ^-^ evew bore arms. 
Other. :3 Why, UwU he ^w^ had x3 nyonye. 
^.^ Cwown. ^w^ What, UwU awt a ^w^ heathen? UwU How dost >w< thou understand >w< the ^.^ Scwiptuwe? 
^.^ The :33 Scwiptuwe x3 says ;;w;; Adam :33 digg'd. x3 Couwd UwU he dig :33 without ÚwÚ awms? >_< I'ww 
put uWu anyothew >w< question uWu to ;;w;; thee. UwU If >w< thou >_> answewest :33 me UwU nyot uWu to >w< the 
UwU puwpose, x3 confess x3 thysewf- 
Other. :3 Go to! 
^.^ Cwown. :3 What is UwU he ^w^ that x3 buiwds >_< stwongew than OwO eithew >w< the uWu mason, >w< the 
:33 shipwwight, >w< ow >w< the ;;w;; cawpentew? 
Other. ^.^ The >_< gawwows-makew; for ^w^ that ;;w;; fwame outlives a >_> thousand 
>_< tenyants. 
^.^ Cwown. ^-^ I OwO wike thy UwU wit UwU weww, ^-^ in ^w^ good faith. ^.^ The ^.^ gawwows does ^.^ weww. 
xDD But how does it UwU weww? >_> It does ^w^ weww uWu to those ^w^ that do ill. xDD Nyow, 
>w< thou dost ^w^ iww uWu to say >w< the ^.^ gawwows is built >_< stwongew than >w< the 
:33 chuwch. >_> Awgaw, >w< the ^.^ gawwows ^w^ may do ^w^ weww uWu to ;;w;; thee. >_< To't >w< again, come! 
Other. >_< Who x3 buiwds >_< stwongew than a uWu mason, a :33 shipwwight, >w< ow a 
;;w;; cawpentew? 
^.^ Cwown. x3 Ay, tell :33 me that, ^-^ and ÚwÚ unyoke. 
Other. x3 Mawwy, now ^-^ I ^w^ can tell! 
^.^ Cwown. x3 To't. 
Other. :3 Mass, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot xDD teww. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ Hamwet ^-^ and Horatio ;;w;; afaw ^.^ off. 

^.^ Cwown. >w< Cudgew thy xDD bwains xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu about ^w^ it, for ^-^ youw ^.^ duww >w< ass >w< wiww 
UwU nyot :33 mend ^.^ his pace xDD with >_> beating; ^-^ and uWu when :33 you are ask'd ^w^ this 
>w< question xDD nyext, say x3 'a >_< gwave-makew.' ^.^ The ÚwÚ houses UwU he ^-^ makes lasts 
:3 tiww >_> doomsday. ^.^ Go, x3 get ÚwÚ thee uWu to xDD Yaughan; fetch :33 me a xDD stoup :3 of 
;;w;; wiquow. 
UwU [Exit Second OwO Cwown.] 

xDD [Cwown digs OwO and] :33 sings. 

^.^ In ^w^ youth uWu when ^-^ I >w< did love, >w< did love, 
:3 Methought it >_> was :3 vewy >w< sweet; 
>_< To contract- :33 O- >w< the :3 time ^.^ fow- xDD a- >_> my >_< behove, 
OwO O, ;;w;; methought >w< thewe- xDD a- >_> was x3 nyothing- xDD a- ÚwÚ meet. 

>_> Ham. :3 Has ^w^ this uWu fewwow xDD nyo feeling :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ businyess, ^w^ that UwU he uWu sings :3 at 
>_< gwave-making? 
Hor. Custom hath uWu made it ^-^ in xDD him a ^-^ Pwopewty :3 of >w< easinyess. 
>_> Ham. 'Tis e'en >_< so. ^.^ The UwU hand :3 of ^-^ wittwe ;;w;; empwoyment hath >w< the :33 daintiew 
uWu sense. 
^.^ Cwown. ^w^ (sings) 
xDD But age xDD with ^.^ his ^.^ steawing >_< steps 
uWu Hath clawed :33 me ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ cwutch, 
And hath uWu shipped :33 me intil >w< the land, 
:33 As >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ had UwU nyevew OwO been xDD such. 
^w^ [Thwows :3 up a ^w^ skuww.] 

>_> Ham. :33 That x3 skuww ^w^ had a tongue ^-^ in ^w^ it, ^-^ and ^-^ couwd ^.^ sing ^w^ once. UwU How >w< the 
ÚwÚ knyave jowls it uWu to >w< the >_< gwound,as >_> if x3 'twewe OwO Cain's ÚwÚ jawbonye, ^w^ that 
>w< did >w< the >_> fiwst >_> muwthew! ^.^ This :33 might >_< be >w< the ^.^ pate :3 of a ^w^ Powitician, 
xDD which ^w^ this >w< ass now UwU o'ewweaches; >w< onye ^w^ that :3 wouwd >_< ciwcumvent God, 
:33 might it xDD nyot? 
Hor. >_> It >w< might, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. >_> Ow :3 of a >_< couwtiew, xDD which ^-^ couwd say ^.^ 'Good UwU mowwow, sweet lord! 
UwU How dost UwU thou, ^w^ good >_< wowd?' ^.^ This :33 might >_< be >_> my xDD Wowd ^-^ Such-a-onye, ^w^ that 
prais'd >_> my xDD Wowd ^w^ Such-a-onye's ;;w;; howse uWu when UwU he OwO meant uWu to >w< beg uWu it- :33 might 
it xDD nyot? 
Hor. x3 Ay, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. :3 Why, e'en so! ^-^ and now >_> my :33 Wady ^-^ Wowm's, chapless, ^-^ and >_< knyock'd 
uWu about >w< the mazzard xDD with a OwO sexton's spade. Here's UwU finye xDD wevowution, 
^-^ and ;;w;; we ^w^ had >w< the trick uWu to uWu see't. ÚwÚ Did uWu these x3 bonyes cost xDD nyo :33 mowe >w< the 
^w^ bweeding but uWu to uWu pway :3 at loggets xDD with :33 'em? Mine ^w^ ache uWu to xDD think 
on't. 
^.^ Cwown. ÚwÚ (Sings) 
xDD A >w< pickaxe ^-^ and a >_< spade, a >_< spade, 
:3 Fow ^-^ and a shrouding >_> sheet; 
OwO O, a ;;w;; Pit :3 of ^.^ cway for uWu to >_< be uWu made 
:3 Fow >_< such a x3 guest is ÚwÚ meet. 
:33 Thwows :3 up ^-^ [anyothew >_> skuww]. 

>_> Ham. Thewe's x3 anyothew. ^.^ Why ^w^ may UwU nyot ^w^ that >_< be >w< the x3 skuww :3 of a ^.^ wawyew? 
;;w;; Whewe >_< be ^.^ his :3 quiddits uWu nyow, ^.^ his >w< quiwwets, ^.^ his ^.^ cases, ^.^ his ^w^ tenyuwes, 
^-^ and ^.^ his OwO twicks? ^.^ Why does UwU he :3 suffew ^w^ this rude ÚwÚ knyave now uWu to uWu knyock 
xDD him uWu about >w< the sconce xDD with a >w< diwty ^.^ shovew, ^-^ and >w< wiww UwU nyot tell xDD him 
:3 of ^.^ his action :3 of ^w^ battewy? Hum! ^.^ This uWu fewwow :33 might >_< be :33 in's :3 time a 
>_> gweat ;;w;; buyew :3 of land, xDD with ^.^ his uWu statutes, ^.^ his x3 wecognyizances, ^.^ his 
ÚwÚ finyes, ^.^ his >w< doubwe OwO vouchews, ^.^ his :3 wecovewies. Is ^w^ this >w< the UwU finye :3 of 
^.^ his ÚwÚ finyes, ^-^ and >w< the xDD wecovewy :3 of ^.^ his :3 wecovewies, uWu to have ^.^ his UwU finye 
^.^ pate full :3 of UwU finye ÚwÚ diwt? Will ^.^ his UwU vouchews ^.^ vouch xDD him xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of 
^.^ his ;;w;; puwchases, ^-^ and >w< doubwe ones OwO too, than >w< the UwU wength ^-^ and breadth 
:3 of a >_< paiw :3 of :3 indentuwes? ^.^ The :3 vewy conveyances :3 of ^.^ his >_< wands >w< wiww 
ÚwÚ scawcewy >_< wie ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< box; ^-^ and must >_> th' :3 inhewitow himself have xDD nyo 
^-^ mowe, x3 ha? 
Hor. uWu Nyot a :33 jot ^-^ mowe, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. Is UwU nyot parchment uWu made :3 of uWu sheepskins? 
Hor. x3 Ay, >_> my lord, And :3 of :3 cawveskins >_< too. 
>_> Ham. xDD They are ^.^ sheep ^-^ and ^-^ cawves xDD which >w< seek :33 out :33 assuwance ^-^ in UwU that. ^-^ I 
>w< wiww UwU speak uWu to ^w^ this fellow. >_< Whose ^-^ gwave's ^w^ this, sirrah? 
^.^ Cwown. Mine, ^-^ siw. 

:3 [Sings] OwO O, a ÚwÚ pit :3 of ^.^ cway for uWu to >_< be uWu made 
:3 Fow >_< such a x3 guest is ÚwÚ meet. 

>_> Ham. ^-^ I xDD think it >_< be ^w^ thinye UwU indeed, for >w< thou liest ;;w;; in't. 
^.^ Cwown. You >_< wie :33 out ^w^ on't, sir, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot >w< youws. 
:3 Fow >_> my >_< pawt, ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< wie ^w^ in't, yet it is >_< minye. 
>_> Ham. Thou dost >_< wie ^w^ in't, uWu to >_< be in't ^-^ and say it is thine. 'Tis for 
>w< the >_> dead, UwU nyot for >w< the quick; x3 thewefowe >w< thou >_< wiest. 
^.^ Cwown. 'Tis a quick lie, sir; 'twill xDD away ;;w;; again OwO fwom :33 me uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
>_> Ham. :3 What man dost >w< thou dig it for? 
^.^ Cwown. :3 Fow xDD nyo ;;w;; man, ^-^ siw. 
>_> Ham. :3 What woman then? 
^.^ Cwown. :3 Fow none neither. 
>_> Ham. >_< Who is uWu to >_< be UwU buwied ^-^ in't? 
^.^ Cwown. uWu Onye ^w^ that >_> was a woman, sir; OwO but, :33 west ;;w;; hew ^w^ souw, she's xDD dead. 
>_> Ham. UwU How ^-^ absowute >w< the ÚwÚ knyave ^.^ is! OwO We must UwU speak :3 by >w< the UwU cawd, >w< ow 
equivocation >w< wiww undo :33 us. By >w< the Lord, UwU Howatio, ^w^ this xDD thwee xDD yeaws 
^-^ I have ^.^ taken UwU nyote :3 of ^w^ it, >w< the age is x3 gwown ;;w;; so picked ^w^ that >w< the toe 
:3 of >w< the ^-^ peasant ÚwÚ comes ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw >w< the heel :3 of >w< the ^w^ couwtiew UwU he galls 
^.^ his >_> kibe.- UwU How long UwU hast >w< thou OwO been a ;;w;; gwave-makew? 
^.^ Cwown. Of ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ days ^.^ i' >_> th' ^.^ yeaw, ^-^ I came uWu to't ^w^ that x3 day ^w^ that x3 ouw 
last :33 king ^-^ Hamwet UwU ovewcame xDD Fowtinbwas. 
>_> Ham. UwU How long is ^w^ that uWu since? 
^.^ Cwown. ^w^ Cannyot :33 you tell that? Every UwU foow ^w^ can tell UwU that. >_> It >_> was >w< the 
:3 vewy x3 day ^w^ that xDD young ^-^ Hamwet >_> was xDD bown- UwU he ^w^ that is >_> mad, ^-^ and >_> sent 
uWu into ;;w;; Engwand. 
>_> Ham. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, why >_> was >_< be >_> sent uWu into OwO Engwand? 
^.^ Cwown. :3 Why, ÚwÚ because x3 'a >_> was x3 mad. >w< 'A >_< shaww ÚwÚ wecovew ^.^ his wits >_> thewe; 
>_< ow, >_> if x3 'a do not, ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo >_> gweat :3 mattew >w< thewe. 
>_> Ham. UwU Why? 
^.^ Cwown. >_> 'Twiww UwU nyot UwU he seen ^-^ in xDD him >w< thewe. ;;w;; Thewe >w< the ^-^ men are ÚwÚ as uWu mad ÚwÚ as 
>w< he. 
>_> Ham. UwU How came UwU he :3 mad? 
^.^ Cwown. ^w^ Vewy ;;w;; stwangewy, :33 they ÚwÚ say. 
>_> Ham. UwU How >_> stwangewy? 
^.^ Cwown. ^-^ Faith, e'en xDD with x3 wosing ^.^ his wits. 
>_> Ham. ÚwÚ Upon what OwO gwound? 
^.^ Cwown. :3 Why, ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in :3 Denmawk. ^-^ I have OwO been :33 sexton ;;w;; hewe, man ^-^ and :33 boy 
x3 thiwty ^-^ yeaws. 
>_> Ham. UwU How long >w< wiww a man >_< wie ^.^ i' >_> th' earth ^-^ ewe UwU he >_< wot? 
^.^ Cwown. ^-^ Faith, >_> if x3 'a >_< be UwU nyot >w< wotten :33 befowe x3 'a :33 die ÚwÚ (as ;;w;; we have uWu many 
ÚwÚ pocky uWu cowses x3 nyow-a-days ^w^ that >w< wiww scarce hold >w< the ^.^ waying :33 in, ^-^ I 
>w< wiww last :33 you ÚwÚ some xDD eight :33 yeaw >w< ow UwU nyinye ^.^ yeaw. xDD A tanner >w< wiww last 
:33 you UwU nyinye ^.^ yeaw. 
>_> Ham. ^.^ Why UwU he :33 mowe than x3 anyothew? 
^.^ Cwown. :3 Why, sir, ^.^ his xDD hide is ;;w;; so >_< tann'd xDD with ^.^ his >_> twade ^w^ that x3 'a >w< wiww 
:3 keep :33 out water a >_> gweat while; ^-^ and ^-^ youw water is a ^w^ sowe decayer :3 of 
^-^ youw OwO whoweson ^-^ dead :33 body. Here's a x3 skuww UwU nyow. ^.^ This x3 skuww hath ^w^ wien 
:33 you ^.^ i' >_> th' earth >_< thwee-and-twenty ^-^ yeaws. 
>_> Ham. >_< Whose >_> was it? 
^.^ Cwown. xDD A ^-^ whoweson, uWu mad :3 fewwow's it ÚwÚ was. >_< Whose do :33 you xDD think it >_< was? 
>_> Ham. Nay, ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. 
^.^ Cwown. xDD A ^.^ pestiwence on xDD him for a uWu mad xDD wogue! >w< 'A pour'd a flagon :3 of 
UwU Whenyish on >_> my ^.^ head ^w^ once. ^.^ This ^-^ same :3 skuww, sir, >_> was >_> Yowick's 
:3 skuww, >w< the King's ;;w;; jestew. 
>_> Ham. UwU This? 
^.^ Cwown. :33 E'en UwU that. 
>_> Ham. Let :33 me >_> see. UwU [Takes >w< the ^w^ skuww.] >_> Awas, x3 poow Yorick! ^-^ I ^-^ knyew :3 him, 
UwU Howatio. xDD A uWu fewwow :3 of >w< infinyite :3 jest, :3 of :3 most >_< excewwent :33 fancy. He 
hath :33 bownye :33 me on ^.^ his >_< back a >_> thousand ^.^ tunyes. And now how ;;w;; abhowwed 
^-^ in >_> my imagination it ^.^ is! ^w^ My gorge ^.^ wises :3 at uWu it. uWu Hewe hung those 
ÚwÚ wips ^w^ that ^-^ I have kiss'd ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot how :33 oft. ;;w;; Whewe >_< be ^-^ youw :3 gibes 
OwO nyow? ^-^ youw :3 gambows? ^-^ youw OwO songs? ^-^ youw flashes :3 of merriment ^w^ that 
were UwU wont uWu to ^w^ set >w< the ^-^ tabwe on a roar? uWu Nyot >w< onye uWu nyow, uWu to ;;w;; mock ^-^ youw 
^-^ own ^-^ gwinnying? Quite chap- uWu faww'n? :3 Nyow x3 get :33 you uWu to >_> my ^w^ wady's 
uWu chambew, ^-^ and tell >w< hew, let ;;w;; hew UwU paint :3 an :3 inch OwO thick, uWu to ^w^ this 
:33 favouw she must ^-^ come. Make ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ waugh :3 at UwU that. xDD Pwithee, UwU Howatio, 
tell :33 me >w< onye OwO thing. 
Hor. What's that, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> Ham. OwO Dost >w< thou xDD think ÚwÚ Awexandew OwO wook'd uWu o' ^w^ this ÚwÚ fashion ^.^ i' >_> th' ^-^ eawth? 
Hor. :33 E'en >_< so. 
>_> Ham. And uWu smewt so? ÚwÚ Pah! 
:33 [Puts OwO down >w< the ^w^ skuww.] 
Hor. :33 E'en ;;w;; so, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. >_< To what base uses ;;w;; we ^w^ may ;;w;; wetuwn, >_< Howatio! ^.^ Why ^w^ may UwU nyot 
imagination uWu twace >w< the ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ dust :3 of ÚwÚ Awexandew :3 tiww UwU he find it 
stopping a ÚwÚ bunghowe? 
Hor. ^-^ 'Twewe uWu to uWu considew x3 too xDD cuwiouswy, uWu to uWu considew >_< so. 
>_> Ham. x3 Nyo, faith, UwU nyot a ÚwÚ jot; but uWu to x3 fowwow xDD him ^.^ thithew xDD with :3 modesty 
^w^ enyough, ^-^ and ^w^ wikewihood uWu to ÚwÚ wead x3 it; ÚwÚ as UwU thus: ÚwÚ Awexandew :3 died, 
ÚwÚ Awexandew >_> was UwU buwied, ÚwÚ Awexandew ^-^ wetuwnyeth uWu into ÚwÚ dust; >w< the ^-^ dust is 
earth; :3 of earth ;;w;; we uWu make loam; ^-^ and why :3 of ^w^ that loam ;;w;; (wheweto UwU he 
>_> was ^w^ convewted) :33 might :33 they UwU nyot >w< stop a beer ^w^ bawwew? 
xDD Impewious ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ dead ^-^ and OwO tuwn'd uWu to ÚwÚ cway, 
:33 Might >w< stop a UwU howe uWu to :3 keep >w< the ^.^ wind uWu away. 
OwO O, ^w^ that ^w^ that earth xDD which ÚwÚ kept >w< the UwU wowwd ^-^ in awe 
^.^ Shouwd ^-^ patch a :33 waww uWu t' x3 expew >w< the ^.^ wintew's xDD fwaw! 
xDD But >_> soft! but >_> soft! ^-^ aside! uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the :33 King- 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; [pwiests ^.^ with] a coffin >_> [in funeral procession], :3 King, 
OwO Queen, Laertes, xDD with OwO Wowds attendant.] 

^.^ The OwO Queen, >w< the ;;w;; couwtiews. >_< Who is ^w^ this :33 they ;;w;; fowwow? 
And xDD with >_< such :3 maimed OwO wites? ^.^ This x3 doth ÚwÚ betoken 
^.^ The UwU cowse :33 they x3 fowwow >w< did xDD with uWu desp'wate UwU hand 
x3 Fowdo it ^-^ own ÚwÚ wife. >_< 'Twas :3 of ÚwÚ some ^.^ estate. 
uWu Couch ;;w;; we >_< awhiwe, ^-^ and UwU mawk. 
OwO [Wetiwes xDD with ^.^ Howatio.] 
Laer. :3 What :3 cewemony else? 
>_> Ham. :33 That is Laertes, 
xDD A :3 vewy ^-^ nyobwe >_< youth. >_> Mawk. 
Laer. :3 What :3 cewemony else? 
>w< Pwiest. ÚwÚ Hew xDD obsequies have OwO been ÚwÚ as far ^-^ enwawg'd 
:33 As ;;w;; we have UwU wawwanty. ÚwÚ Hew ÚwÚ death >_> was ÚwÚ doubtfuw; 
And, but ^w^ that >_> gweat UwU command x3 o'ewsways >w< the >w< owdew, 
ÚwÚ She OwO shouwd ^-^ in >_< gwound unsanctified have OwO wodg'd 
xDD Tiww >w< the last trumpet. :3 Fow charitable >_< pwayews, 
Shards, flints, ^-^ and pebbles OwO shouwd >_< be thrown on x3 hew. 
^w^ Yet ÚwÚ hewe she is allow'd ;;w;; hew ^.^ viwgin crants, 
ÚwÚ Hew ÚwÚ maiden strewments, ^-^ and >w< the bringing home 
Of >_> beww ^-^ and :3 buwiaw. 
Laer. ÚwÚ Must >w< thewe xDD nyo :33 mowe >_< be xDD donye? 
>w< Pwiest. :33 Nyo :33 mowe >_< be OwO donye. 
OwO We OwO shouwd OwO pwofanye >w< the UwU sewvice :3 of >w< the ^-^ dead 
>_< To ^.^ sing a :3 wequiem ^-^ and >_< such :33 west uWu to ;;w;; hew 
:33 As uWu to >_> peace-pawted UwU souws. 
Laer. :3 Way ;;w;; hew ^.^ i' >_> th' earth; 
And OwO fwom ;;w;; hew ^.^ faiw ^-^ and :33 unpowwuted flesh 
:3 May ;;w;; viowets >_> spwing! ^-^ I tell ^-^ thee, OwO chuwwish >_< pwiest, 
xDD A xDD minyist'wing >w< angew >_< shaww >_> my ;;w;; sistew >_< be 
When >w< thou liest ÚwÚ howwing. 
>_> Ham. ^w^ What, >w< the ^.^ faiw >w< Ophewia? 
xDD Queen. ;;w;; Sweets uWu to >w< the >_< sweet! >w< Faweweww. 
[Scatters ^w^ fwowews.] 
^-^ I hop'd >w< thou shouldst have OwO been >_> my Hamlet's wife; 
^-^ I :3 thought thy uWu bwide-bed uWu to have ^.^ deck'd, sweet >_> maid, 
And UwU nyot have ÚwÚ stwew'd thy :33 gwave. 
Laer. OwO O, ;;w;; twebwe xDD woe 
:33 Faww >_< ten xDD times ;;w;; twebwe on ^w^ that cursed ^.^ head 
>_< Whose >_> wicked deed thy :3 most ingenious sense 
^-^ Depwiv'd ÚwÚ thee OwO of! x3 Howd off >w< the earth >_< awhiwe, 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I have caught ;;w;; hew once :33 mowe ^-^ in mine arms. 
OwO Weaps ^-^ in >w< the :33 gwave. 
:3 Nyow pile ^-^ youw ^-^ dust upon >w< the quick ^-^ and ^-^ dead 
xDD Tiww :3 of ^w^ this >_> fwat a mountain :33 you have uWu made 
>_> T' o'ertop old >w< Pewion >w< ow >w< the skyish ^.^ head 
Of OwO bwue xDD Owympus. 
>_> Ham. [comes >_> fowwawd] :3 What is UwU he :3 whose grief 
ÚwÚ Beaws >_< such :3 an ÚwÚ emphasis? :3 whose >_< phwase :3 of >_> sowwow 
Conjures >w< the wand'ring ÚwÚ staws, ^-^ and ^-^ makes them >_< stand 
>w< Wike UwU wondew-wounded hearers? ^.^ This is ;;w;; I, 
^-^ Hamwet >w< the x3 Danye. uWu [Weaps ^-^ in after Laertes. 
Laer. ^.^ The devil ^w^ take thy soul! 
:33 [Gwappwes xDD with x3 him]. 
>_> Ham. Thou pray'st UwU nyot ^.^ weww. 
^-^ I >_> pwithee ^w^ take thy fingers OwO fwom >_> my throat; 
^.^ Fow, though ^-^ I am UwU nyot UwU spwenyitive ^-^ and :33 wash, 
^w^ Yet have ^-^ I ^-^ in :33 me x3 something ^-^ dangewous, 
Which let thy ;;w;; wisdom >_< feaw. x3 Howd off thy hand! 
UwU King. ;;w;; Pwuck x3 thein asunder. 
xDD Queen. Hamlet, :33 Hamwet! 
ÚwÚ Aww. >_> Gentwemen! 
Hor. Good >_> my lord, >_< be :33 quiet. 
:33 [The ^.^ Attendants ^.^ pawt them, ^-^ and :33 they come :33 out :3 of >w< the 
UwU gwave.] 
>_> Ham. :3 Why, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ fight xDD with xDD him upon ^w^ this :33 theme 
OwO Untiw >_> my >w< eyewids >w< wiww xDD nyo >_> wongew ^w^ wag. 
xDD Queen. O >_> my son, what ;;w;; theme? 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I :3 wov'd OwO Ophewia. Forty >_> thousand OwO bwothews 
x3 Couwd UwU nyot OwO (with ;;w;; aww their ;;w;; quantity :3 of ^.^ wove) 
Make :3 up >_> my :3 sum. :3 What OwO wiwt >w< thou do for :33 hew? 
UwU King. OwO O, UwU he is >_> mad, Laertes. 
xDD Queen. :3 Fow :33 wove :3 of God, ÚwÚ fowbeaw uWu him! 
>_> Ham. >w< 'Swounds, ^w^ show :33 me what :3 thou't do. 
Woo't ^-^ weep? >w< woo't x3 fight? >w< woo't xDD fast? >w< woo't tear thyself? 
Woo't drink :3 up ^-^ esiww? >w< eat a xDD cwocodiwe? 
>_< I'ww ^-^ do't. OwO Dost >w< thou come ÚwÚ hewe uWu to :3 whinye? 
>_< To outface :33 me xDD with ^.^ weaping ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ gwave? 
;;w;; Be UwU buwied quick xDD with >w< hew, ^-^ and ;;w;; so >w< wiww xDD I. 
And >_> if >w< thou >_< pwate :3 of UwU mountains, let them OwO thwow 
Millions :3 of :3 acwes on us, :3 tiww x3 ouw OwO gwound, 
OwO Singeing ^.^ his ^.^ pate ÚwÚ against >w< the burning :33 zonye, 
Make Ossa OwO wike a x3 wawt! Nay, :3 an ;;w;; thou'wt >_< mouth, 
>_< I'ww uWu want ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as xDD thou. 
xDD Queen. ^.^ This is mere x3 madnyess; 
And UwU thus a :33 whiwe >w< the >w< fit >w< wiww >w< wowk on ^-^ him. 
OwO Anyon, ÚwÚ as ^.^ patient ÚwÚ as >w< the xDD femawe xDD dove 
When ^w^ that ;;w;; hew xDD gowden uWu coupwets are ^-^ discwos'd, 
:33 His >_< siwence >w< wiww ÚwÚ sit drooping. 
>_> Ham. Hear ^.^ you, :33 siw! 
:3 What is >w< the :3 weason ^w^ that :33 you ÚwÚ use :33 me uWu thus? 
^-^ I :3 wov'd :33 you >w< evew. xDD But it is xDD nyo >w< mattew. 
Let ^w^ Hewcuwes himself do what UwU he ;;w;; may, 
^.^ The :3 cat >w< wiww mew, ^-^ and ^-^ dog >w< wiww have ^.^ his ;;w;; day. 
Exit. 
UwU King. ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, ^w^ good UwU Howatio, :3 wait upon ^-^ him. 
x3 Exit UwU Howatio. 
^w^ [To >_< Waewtes] :33 Stwengthen ^-^ youw x3 patience ^-^ in x3 ouw last ^.^ nyight's UwU speech. 
>w< We'ww put >w< the :3 mattew uWu to >w< the present ^-^ push.- 
Good uWu Gewtwude, ^w^ set ÚwÚ some :33 watch OwO ovew ^-^ youw ^.^ son.- 
^.^ This grave >_< shaww have a >_< wiving OwO monyument. 
;;w;; An hour :3 of x3 quiet uWu showtwy >_< shaww ;;w;; we ÚwÚ see; 
xDD Tiww :33 then ^-^ in x3 patience x3 ouw uWu pwoceeding OwO be. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< II. 
OwO Ewsinyowe. xDD A xDD haww ^-^ in >w< the >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ Hamwet ^-^ and UwU Howatio. 

>_> Ham. So ÚwÚ much for ^w^ this, sir; now >_< shaww :33 you see >w< the ;;w;; othew. 
You do remember ;;w;; aww >w< the ÚwÚ ciwcumstance? 
Hor. :3 Wemembew ^w^ it, >_> my lord! 
>_> Ham. x3 Siw, ^-^ in >_> my :33 heawt >w< thewe >_> was a uWu kind :3 of :3 fighting 
:33 That :3 wouwd UwU nyot let :33 me OwO sweep. :3 Methought ^-^ I lay 
Worse than >w< the ÚwÚ mutinyies ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ biwboes. Rashly- 
And prais'd >_< be ^-^ washnyess for x3 it; let uWu us :33 knyow, 
>_< Ouw uWu indiscwetion x3 sometime serves uWu us ^w^ weww 
When x3 ouw ;;w;; deep :3 pwots do ^.^ paww; ^-^ and ^w^ that OwO shouwd learn uWu us 
Thewe's a divinity ^w^ that shapes x3 ouw ^.^ ends, 
x3 Wough-hew them how ;;w;; we :33 wiww- 
Hor. :33 That is :3 most ^.^ cewtain. 
>_> Ham. >_> Up OwO fwom >_> my cabin, 
^w^ My OwO sea-gown scarf'd uWu about me, ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ dawk 
xDD Gwop'd ^-^ I uWu to find :33 out ^.^ them; ^w^ had >_> my desire, 
^.^ Fingew'd their >_< packet, ^-^ and ^-^ in UwU finye :33 withdwew 
>_< To mine ^-^ own room UwU again; UwU making ;;w;; so xDD bowd 
:3 (My >_> feaws ^w^ fowgetting :33 mannyews) uWu to :33 unseaw 
uWu Theiw ^.^ gwand commission; >w< whewe ^-^ I ^.^ found, Horatio 
^w^ (O ;;w;; woyaw ;;w;; knyavewy!), :3 an >_< exact xDD command, 
Larded xDD with uWu many ;;w;; sevewaw ;;w;; sowts :3 of ^-^ weasons, 
>_< Impowting ^w^ Denmawk's ;;w;; heawth, ^-^ and uWu Engwand's OwO too, 
With, ^w^ hoo! >_< such x3 bugs ^-^ and xDD gobwins ^-^ in >_> my life- 
UwU That, on >w< the supervise, xDD nyo :3 weisuwe UwU bated, 
x3 Nyo, UwU nyot uWu to x3 stay >w< the UwU finding :3 of >w< the axe, 
^w^ My ^.^ head OwO shouwd >_< be ^w^ stwuck ^.^ off. 
Hor. Is't ^-^ possibwe? 
>_> Ham. Here's >w< the commission; UwU wead it :3 at :33 mowe xDD weisuwe. 
xDD But OwO wiwt >w< thou ;;w;; beaw :33 me how ^-^ I >w< did proceed? 
Hor. ^-^ I uWu beseech ÚwÚ you. 
>_> Ham. ÚwÚ Being UwU thus OwO benyetted :3 wound xDD with villanies, 
>_> Ow ^-^ I ^-^ couwd uWu make a xDD pwowogue uWu to >_> my :3 bwains, 
xDD They ^w^ had >_< begun >w< the play. ^-^ I :33 sat :33 me >_< down; 
^w^ Devis'd a xDD nyew commission; wrote it fair. 
^-^ I once >w< did hold ^w^ it, ÚwÚ as x3 ouw ^w^ statists ÚwÚ do, 
xDD A >_< basenyess uWu to xDD wwite x3 faiw, ^-^ and ^.^ wabouw'd ÚwÚ much 
UwU How uWu to forget ^w^ that >w< weawnying; OwO but, sir, now 
>_> It >w< did :33 me ÚwÚ yeoman's ^.^ sewvice. UwU Wiwt >w< thou >_< knyow 
Th' ÚwÚ effect :3 of what ^-^ I ^-^ wwote? 
Hor. x3 Ay, ^w^ good >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. ;;w;; An >w< eawnyest conjuration OwO fwom >w< the :3 King, 
:33 As ;;w;; Engwand >_> was ^.^ his faithful :3 twibutawy, 
:33 As :33 wove between them OwO wike >w< the :3 pawm :33 might >w< fwouwish, 
:33 As peace OwO shouwd OwO stiww ;;w;; hew >_> wheaten x3 gawwand >_< weaw 
And >_< stand a ÚwÚ comma >w< 'tween their ;;w;; amities, 
And uWu many ^w^ such-wike x3 as's :3 of >_> gweat :3 chawge, 
UwU That, on >w< the ^-^ view ^-^ and OwO knyowing :3 of uWu these ^.^ contents, 
>_< Without x3 debatement ÚwÚ fuwthew, :33 mowe >w< ow UwU wess, 
He OwO shouwd >w< the x3 beawews put uWu to xDD sudden >_< death, 
uWu Nyot >w< shwiving :3 time allow'd. 
Hor. UwU How >_> was ^w^ this OwO seaw'd? 
>_> Ham. :3 Why, uWu even ^-^ in ^w^ that >_> was :3 heaven x3 owdinyant. 
^-^ I ^w^ had >_> my >_> fathew's ÚwÚ signyet ^-^ in >_> my xDD puwse, 
xDD which >_> was >w< the ^-^ modew :3 of ^w^ that Danish ÚwÚ seaw; 
Folded >w< the ^.^ wwit :3 up ^-^ in >w< the OwO fowm :3 of >_> th' >w< othew, 
x3 Subscwib'd ^w^ it, x3 gave't >_> th' uWu impwession, ^-^ pwac'd it >_> safewy, 
^.^ The changeling UwU nyevew x3 knyown. xDD Nyow, >w< the UwU nyext x3 day 
uWu Was x3 ouw sea-fight; ^-^ and what uWu to ^w^ this >_> was :3 sequent 
Thou know'st uWu awweady. 
Hor. So Guildenstern ^-^ and Rosencrantz ^w^ go to't. 
>_> Ham. :3 Why, ;;w;; man, :33 they >w< did uWu make :33 wove uWu to ^w^ this >w< empwoyment! 
xDD They are UwU nyot uWu nyeaw >_> my :33 conscience; their ;;w;; defeat 
^w^ Does :3 by their ^-^ own >_< insinyuation ^-^ gwow. 
'Tis ^w^ dangewous uWu when >w< the :3 basew ;;w;; nyatuwe ÚwÚ comes 
uWu Between >w< the ^w^ pass ^-^ and uWu feww :33 incensed UwU points 
Of ^w^ mighty UwU opposites. 
Hor. :3 Why, what a :33 king is this! 
>_> Ham. ^w^ Does it not, :3 thinks't ^-^ thee, >_< stand :33 me now upon- 
He ^w^ that hath kill'd >_> my uWu king, ^-^ and ^.^ whow'd >_> my mother; 
OwO Popp'd ^-^ in between >_> th' x3 ewection ^-^ and >_> my x3 hopes; 
Thrown :33 out ^.^ his ^w^ angwe for >_> my ;;w;; Pwopew >_< wife, 
And xDD with >_< such UwU coz'nyage- ^w^ is't UwU nyot UwU pewfect >w< conscience 
>_< To uWu quit xDD him xDD with ^w^ this UwU awm? And ^w^ is't UwU nyot uWu to >_< be ^.^ damn'd 
>_< To let ^w^ this :33 cankew :3 of x3 ouw ;;w;; nyatuwe come 
^.^ In further xDD eviw? 
Hor. >_> It must >_< be uWu showtwy known uWu to xDD him OwO fwom ;;w;; Engwand 
:3 What is >w< the ^.^ issue :3 of >w< the business >w< thewe. 
>_> Ham. >_> It >w< wiww >_< be >_> showt; >w< the ;;w;; intewim is uWu minye, 
And a man's OwO wife is xDD nyo :33 mowe than uWu to say OwO 'onye.' 
xDD But ^-^ I am :3 vewy ;;w;; sowwy, ^w^ good UwU Howatio, 
:33 That uWu to ^.^ Waewtes ^-^ I :3 fowgot x3 mysewf, 
:3 Fow :3 by >w< the UwU image :3 of >_> my >_< cause ^-^ I see 
^.^ The portraiture :3 of >w< his. >_< I'ww >w< couwt ^.^ his ^-^ favouws. 
xDD But ^w^ suwe >w< the xDD bwavewy :3 of ^.^ his grief >w< did put :33 me 
>w< Into a tow'ring xDD passion. 
Hor. xDD Peace! >_< Who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew xDD young OwO Oswic, a courtier. 

Osr. ;;w;; Youw OwO wowdship is >w< wight >_< wewcome >_< back uWu to :3 Denmawk. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I x3 humbwy UwU thank ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. x3 [Aside uWu to >_> Howatio] OwO Dost >_< knyow ^w^ this 
waterfly? 
Hor. x3 [aside uWu to :3 Hamwet] x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. x3 [aside uWu to >_> Howatio] >w< Thy ^.^ state is >w< the :33 mowe >_> gwacious; for ÚwÚ 'tis a 
x3 vice uWu to >_< knyow ^-^ him. He hath ÚwÚ much land, ^-^ and fertile. Let a beast >_< be 
lord :3 of ^-^ beasts, ^-^ and ^.^ his x3 cwib >_< shaww >_< stand :3 at >w< the uWu king's OwO mess. 'Tis 
a >_> chough; OwO but, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I say, :33 spacious ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ possession :3 of >_> diwt. 
Osr. ^-^ Sweet lord, >_> if ^-^ youw OwO wowdship were :3 at ;;w;; weisuwe, ^-^ I OwO shouwd impart 
a >_> thing uWu to :33 you OwO fwom ^.^ his xDD Majesty. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> weceive ^w^ it, sir, xDD with ;;w;; aww UwU diwigence :3 of ^w^ spiwit. xDD Put ^-^ youw 
OwO bonnyet uWu to ^.^ his >w< wight ^w^ use. 'Tis for >w< the head. 
Osr. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw lordship, it is :3 vewy ÚwÚ hot. 
>_> Ham. x3 Nyo, xDD bewieve me, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 vewy cold; >w< the ^.^ wind is >_< nyowthewwy. 
Osr. >_> It is indifferent >_> cowd, >_> my lord, indeed. 
>_> Ham. xDD But yet :33 methinks it is :3 vewy x3 suwtwy ^-^ and hot for >_> my :33 compwexion. 
Osr. xDD Exceedingwy, >_> my OwO wowd; it is :3 vewy xDD suwtwy, ÚwÚ as >w< 'twewe- ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot 
tell how. >w< But, >_> my lord, ^.^ his >_> Majesty ^.^ bade :33 me >_> signyify uWu to :33 you ^w^ that 
UwU he has OwO waid a >_> gweat wager on ^-^ youw head. x3 Siw, ^w^ this is >w< the :3 mattew- 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you OwO wemembew. 
x3 [Hamwet moves xDD him uWu to put on ^.^ his >_> hat.] 
Osr. Nay, ^w^ good >_> my OwO wowd; for mine ease, ^-^ in ^w^ good faith. x3 Siw, ÚwÚ hewe is 
OwO nyewwy come uWu to >w< couwt xDD Waewtes; xDD bewieve me, :3 an ^-^ absowute ^w^ gentweman, 
full :3 of :3 most >_< excewwent ^w^ diffewences, :3 of :3 vewy UwU soft :3 society ^-^ and 
>_> gweat OwO showing. Indeed, uWu to UwU speak >w< feewingwy :3 of :3 him, UwU he is >w< the uWu cawd 
>w< ow UwU cawendaw :3 of ;;w;; gentwy; for :33 you >_< shaww find ^-^ in xDD him >w< the continent :3 of 
what ^.^ pawt a gentleman :3 wouwd >_> see. 
>_> Ham. x3 Siw, ^.^ his ^.^ definyement suffers xDD nyo >_> pewdition ^-^ in you; >w< though, ^-^ I 
:33 knyow, uWu to divide xDD him :3 inventowiawwy :3 wouwd >_< dozy >_> th' >w< awithmetic :3 of 
>_< memowy, ^-^ and yet but yaw ^w^ nyeithew ^-^ in ^w^ wespect :3 of ^.^ his quick :3 saiw. 
>w< But, ^-^ in >w< the verity :3 of OwO extowment, ^-^ I ^w^ take xDD him uWu to >_< be a ^w^ souw :3 of >_> gweat 
:33 awticwe, ^-^ and ^.^ his infusion :3 of >_< such dearth ^-^ and ;;w;; wawenyess >_> as, uWu to uWu make 
OwO twue :3 diction :3 of :3 him, ^.^ his ÚwÚ sembwabwe is ^.^ his mirror, ^-^ and ;;w;; who else 
:3 wouwd uWu twace :3 him, ^.^ his umbrage, OwO nyothing >w< mowe. 
Osr. ;;w;; Youw OwO wowdship ;;w;; speaks :3 most :33 infawwibwy :3 of ^-^ him. 
>_> Ham. ^.^ The ^w^ concewnyancy, >_> siw? ^.^ Why do ;;w;; we ;;w;; wwap >w< the gentleman ^-^ in x3 ouw :33 mowe 
ÚwÚ wawew >_< bweath 
Osr. ^-^ Siw? 
UwU How x3 [aside uWu to :3 Hamwet] Is't UwU nyot possible uWu to understand ^-^ in uWu anyothew 
tongue? You >w< wiww >_> do't, sir, :33 weawwy. 
>_> Ham. :3 What :3 impowts >w< the xDD nyominyation :3 of ^w^ this gentleman 
Osr. Of xDD Waewtes? 
Hor. ÚwÚ [aside] :33 His ^.^ puwse is uWu empty uWu awweady. >w< Aww's xDD gowden >_> wowds are 
spent. 
>_> Ham. Of :3 him, ^-^ siw. 
Osr. ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you are UwU nyot OwO ignyowant- 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you did, sir; yet, ^-^ in faith, >_> if :33 you did, it :3 wouwd UwU nyot 
ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ appwove >w< me. xDD Weww, >_> siw? 
Osr. You are UwU nyot ignorant :3 of what xDD excewwence ^.^ Waewtes ^-^ is- 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I dare UwU nyot x3 confess that, >_> west ^-^ I OwO shouwd xDD compawe xDD with xDD him ^-^ in 
^-^ excewwence; but uWu to >_< knyow a man ^w^ weww were uWu to >_< knyow ^.^ himsewf. 
Osr. ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, sir, for ^.^ his ÚwÚ weapon; but ^-^ in >w< the imputation OwO waid on xDD him 
:3 by them, ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ meed ÚwÚ he's >w< unfewwowed. 
>_> Ham. What's ^.^ his :3 weapon? 
Osr. Rapier ^-^ and uWu daggew. 
>_> Ham. xDD That's x3 two :3 of ^.^ his weapons- but ^.^ weww. 
Osr. ^.^ The :3 King, sir, hath xDD wagew'd xDD with xDD him six Barbary OwO howses; 
ÚwÚ against >w< the xDD which UwU he has ;;w;; impon'd, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ take ^w^ it, six :33 Fwench 
rapiers ^-^ and ^.^ ponyiawds, xDD with their assigns, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; giwdwe, x3 hangews, ^-^ and 
>_< so. Three :3 of >w< the >w< cawwiages, ^-^ in faith, are :3 vewy dear uWu to ;;w;; fancy, 
:3 vewy ^.^ wesponsive uWu to >w< the >_> hiwts, :3 most delicate >w< cawwiages, ^-^ and :3 of 
:3 vewy liberal ^w^ conceit. 
>_> Ham. :3 What UwU caww :33 you >w< the xDD cawwiages? 
Hor. x3 [aside uWu to :3 Hamwet] ^-^ I ^-^ knyew :33 you must >_< be ;;w;; edified :3 by >w< the xDD mawgent 
^-^ ewe :33 you ^w^ had OwO donye. 
Osr. ^.^ The >w< cawwiages, sir, are >w< the hangers. 
>_> Ham. ^.^ The >_< phwase :3 wouwd >_< be :33 mowe UwU gewmanye uWu to >w< the :3 mattew >_> if ;;w;; we ^-^ couwd 
x3 cawwy >w< cannyon :3 by x3 ouw >w< sides. ^-^ I :3 wouwd it :33 might >_< be :33 hangews :3 tiww ^w^ then. 
xDD But OwO on! ÚwÚ Six Barbary :3 howses ÚwÚ against six :33 Fwench >_< swowds, their 
assigns, ^-^ and xDD thwee >_< wibewaw-conceited >_> cawwiages: UwU that's >w< the :33 Fwench 
bet ÚwÚ against >w< the ;;w;; Danyish. ^.^ Why is ^w^ this ;;w;; aww ;;w;; impon'd, ÚwÚ as :33 you UwU caww it? 
Osr. ^.^ The :3 King, sir, hath OwO waid that, ^-^ in a dozen ^-^ passes between 
:33 youwsewf ^-^ and :3 him, UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyot ^-^ exceed :33 you xDD thwee OwO hits; UwU he hath 
OwO waid on xDD twewve for ^-^ nyinye, ^-^ and it :3 wouwd come uWu to ÚwÚ immediate ÚwÚ twiaw 
>_> if ^-^ youw OwO wowdship :3 wouwd :3 vouchsafe >w< the answer. 
>_> Ham. UwU How >_> if ^-^ I answer no? 
Osr. ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, >_> my lord, >w< the opposition :3 of ^-^ youw :33 pewson ^-^ in :3 twiaw. 
>_> Ham. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ wawk ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the :33 haww. UwU If it UwU pwease ^.^ his Majesty, 
it is >w< the breathing :3 time :3 of x3 day xDD with >w< me. Let >w< the foils >_< be 
^.^ bwought, >w< the gentleman ÚwÚ wiwwing, ^-^ and >w< the OwO King hold ^.^ his UwU puwpose, 
^-^ I >w< wiww >w< win for xDD him >_> if ^-^ I x3 can; >_> if not, ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 gain OwO nyothing but >_> my 
OwO shame ^-^ and >w< the OwO odd >_> hits. 
Osr. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I redeliver :33 you e'en so? 
>_> Ham. >_< To ^w^ this effect, sir, after what ^.^ fwouwish ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 wiww. 
Osr. ^-^ I >w< commend >_> my >_> duty uWu to ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. 
>_> Ham. ^w^ Youws, >w< youws. UwU [Exit ^w^ Oswic.] He does ^w^ weww uWu to >w< commend it 
^.^ himsewf; >w< thewe are xDD nyo tongues else for's x3 tuwn. 
Hor. ^.^ This ^-^ wapwing UwU wuns xDD away xDD with >w< the OwO sheww on ^.^ his head. 
>_> Ham. He >w< did xDD compwy xDD with ^.^ his dug :33 befowe UwU he suck'd uWu it. Thus has ÚwÚ he, 
^-^ and uWu many :33 mowe :3 of >w< the ^-^ same xDD bevy ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the UwU dwossy age >w< dotes 
;;w;; on, :3 onwy ^w^ got >w< the ^.^ tunye :3 of >w< the :3 time ^-^ and UwU outwawd >_> habit :3 of ;;w;; encountew- 
a uWu kind :3 of >w< yesty >_< cowwection, xDD which carries them through ^-^ and 
through >w< the :3 most fann'd ^-^ and >_> winnyowed uWu opinyions; ^-^ and do but x3 bwow 
them uWu to their ^w^ twiaw-the xDD bubbwes are x3 out, 

^-^ Entew a ^w^ Wowd. 

^w^ Wowd. ^w^ My lord, ^.^ his >_> Majesty x3 commended xDD him uWu to :33 you :3 by xDD young OwO Oswic, ;;w;; who 
UwU bwings >_< back uWu to :3 him, ^w^ that :33 you ^-^ attend xDD him ^-^ in >w< the :33 haww. He xDD sends uWu to 
>_< knyow >_> if ^-^ youw pleasure hold uWu to uWu pway xDD with Laertes, >w< ow ^w^ that :33 you >w< wiww 
^w^ take >_> wongew time. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I am ;;w;; constant uWu to >_> my ;;w;; puwposes; :33 they x3 fowwow >w< the King's ^.^ pweasuwe. 
UwU If ^.^ his fitness >_< speaks, mine is ready; now >w< ow whensoever, OwO pwovided 
^-^ I >_< be ;;w;; so able ÚwÚ as UwU nyow. 
^w^ Wowd. ^.^ The OwO King ^-^ and Queen ^-^ and ;;w;; aww are >w< coming down. 
>_> Ham. ^.^ In happy time. 
^w^ Wowd. ^.^ The Queen x3 desiwes :33 you uWu to ÚwÚ use ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ gentwe entertainment uWu to 
^.^ Waewtes :33 befowe :33 you x3 faww uWu to play. 
>_> Ham. ÚwÚ She ^w^ weww instructs >w< me. 
UwU [Exit xDD Wowd.] 
Hor. You >w< wiww ;;w;; wose ^w^ this xDD wagew, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I do UwU nyot xDD think >_< so. ;;w;; Since UwU he UwU went uWu into >_< Fwance ^-^ I have OwO been ^-^ in 
xDD continyuaw uWu pwactice. ^-^ I >_< shaww >w< win :3 at >w< the xDD odds. xDD But >w< thou wouldst UwU nyot 
xDD think how ^w^ iww all's ÚwÚ hewe uWu about >_> my >w< heawt. xDD But it is xDD nyo >w< mattew. 
Hor. Nay, ^w^ good >_> my lord >_< - 
>_> Ham. >_> It is but >_< foowewy; but it is >_< such a uWu kind :3 of >_> gaingiving ÚwÚ as 
:3 wouwd >_< pewhaps trouble a ^.^ woman. 
Hor. UwU If ^-^ youw ;;w;; mind ;;w;; diswike anything, xDD obey uWu it. ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD fowestaww their 
repair ÚwÚ hithew ^-^ and say :33 you are UwU nyot fit. 
>_> Ham. uWu Nyot a UwU whit, ;;w;; we :33 defy xDD auguwy; >_< thewe's a ^w^ speciaw providence ^-^ in 
>w< the x3 faww :3 of a ^w^ spawwow. UwU If it >_< be uWu nyow, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot uWu to come', >_> if it >_< be 
UwU nyot uWu to come, it >w< wiww >_< be OwO nyow; >_> if it >_< be UwU nyot uWu nyow, yet it >w< wiww ;;w;; come: 
>w< the readiness is ÚwÚ aww. ;;w;; Since xDD nyo man UwU knyows :3 aught :3 of what UwU he ;;w;; weaves, 
what ^w^ is't uWu to uWu weave ;;w;; betimes? Let OwO be. 

^-^ Entew :3 King, OwO Queen, Laertes, OwO Oswic, ^-^ and Lords, xDD with x3 othew 
^.^ Attendants xDD with foils ^-^ and ÚwÚ gauntwets. 
xDD A ^-^ tabwe ^-^ and xDD fwagons :3 of ^.^ winye on uWu it. 

UwU King. uWu Come, Hamlet, come, ^-^ and ^w^ take ^w^ this UwU hand OwO fwom >w< me. 
:33 [The OwO King puts Laertes' UwU hand uWu into xDD Hamwet's.] 
>_> Ham. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw pardon, ^-^ siw. ^-^ I have ^w^ donye :33 you xDD wwong; 
xDD But ÚwÚ pawdon't, ÚwÚ as :33 you are a xDD gentweman. 
^.^ This presence :3 knyows, 
And :33 you must xDD nyeeds have >w< heawd, how ^-^ I am punish'd 
With ^w^ sowe distraction. :3 What ^-^ I have ^w^ donye 
:33 That :33 might ^-^ youw UwU nyatuwe, ;;w;; honyouw, ^-^ and ^w^ exception 
Roughly awake, ^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe :33 pwocwaim >_> was OwO madnyess. 
^w^ Was't ^-^ Hamwet wrong'd xDD Waewtes? ^.^ Nyevew uWu Hamwet. 
UwU If ^-^ Hamwet OwO fwom himself >_< be ^.^ taken uWu away, 
And uWu when ÚwÚ he's UwU nyot himself does ^-^ wwong Laertes, 
UwU Then ^-^ Hamwet does it not, ^-^ Hamwet :3 denyies uWu it. 
>_< Who does ^w^ it, then? :33 His OwO madnyess. If't >_< be ;;w;; so, 
^-^ Hamwet is :3 of >w< the faction ^w^ that is wrong'd; 
:33 His >w< madnyess is x3 poow Hamlet's >_> enyemy. 
x3 Siw, ^-^ in ^w^ this ;;w;; audience, 
Let >_> my x3 discwaiming OwO fwom a purpos'd x3 eviw 
Free :33 me ;;w;; so far ^-^ in ^-^ youw :3 most uWu genyewous ;;w;; thoughts 
:33 That ^-^ I have OwO shot >_> my ^-^ awwow ^.^ o'ew >w< the house 
And hurt >_> my >_> bwothew. 
Laer. ^-^ I am >_< satisfied ^-^ in UwU nyatuwe, 
>_< Whose ^w^ motive ^-^ in ^w^ this case OwO shouwd >w< stiw :33 me :3 most 
>_< To >_> my revenge. xDD But ^-^ in >_> my >w< tewms :3 of >w< honyouw 
^-^ I >_< stand ;;w;; awoof, ^-^ and >w< wiww xDD nyo reconcilement 
xDD Tiww :3 by ÚwÚ some >_> ewdew >w< mastews :3 of known >w< honyouw 
^-^ I have a :3 voice ^-^ and precedent :3 of peace 
>_< To :3 keep >_> my name ^.^ ungow'd. xDD But :3 tiww ^w^ that :3 time 
^-^ I do >_> weceive ^-^ youw ^.^ offew'd :33 wove OwO wike love, 
And >w< wiww UwU nyot ^-^ wwong uWu it. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I embrace it freely, 
And >w< wiww ^w^ this ^-^ bwothew's wager UwU fwankwy play. 
^w^ Give uWu us >w< the foils. ^w^ Come >_< on. 
Laer. uWu Come, >w< onye for >w< me. 
>_> Ham. >_< I'ww >_< be ^-^ youw ÚwÚ foiw, Laertes. ^.^ In mine x3 ignyowance 
;;w;; Youw OwO skiww UwU shaww, OwO wike a :3 staw ^.^ i' >_> th' ^.^ dawkest OwO nyight, 
UwU Stick ^-^ fiewy off indeed. 
Laer. You ;;w;; mock me, ^-^ siw. 
>_> Ham. x3 Nyo, :3 by ^w^ this x3 bad. 
UwU King. ^w^ Give them >w< the UwU foiws, xDD young >_> Oswic. uWu Cousin Hamlet, 
You >_< knyow >w< the UwU wagew? 
>_> Ham. ^w^ Vewy UwU weww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; Youw Grace has OwO waid >w< the ^.^ odds uWu o' >_> th' weaker uWu side. 
UwU King. ^-^ I do UwU nyot ^w^ feaw ^w^ it, ^-^ I have seen :33 you both; 
xDD But >_> since UwU he is x3 bettew'd, ;;w;; we have x3 thewefowe xDD odds. 
Laer. ^.^ This is x3 too heavy; let :33 me see x3 anyothew. 
>_> Ham. ^.^ This >w< wikes :33 me ^.^ weww. These foils have ;;w;; aww a :3 wength? 
Prepare uWu to play. 
Osr. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
UwU King. ^-^ Set :33 me >w< the :33 stoups :3 of ^.^ winye upon ^w^ that >_> tabwe. 
UwU If ^-^ Hamwet >w< give >w< the >_> fiwst >w< ow ;;w;; second ;;w;; hit, 
>_> Ow uWu quit ^-^ in answer :3 of >w< the ^.^ thiwd ^.^ exchange, 
Let ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD battwements their ordnance ^w^ fiwe; 
^.^ The OwO King >_< shaww drink uWu to Hamlet's xDD bettew >w< bweath, 
And ^-^ in >w< the xDD cup :3 an xDD unyion >_< shaww UwU he OwO thwow 
uWu Wichew than ^w^ that xDD which :3 fouw :33 successive >w< kings 
^.^ In ^w^ Denmawk's crown have xDD wown. ^w^ Give :33 me >w< the ^-^ cups; 
And let >w< the OwO kettwe uWu to >w< the OwO twumpet :3 speak, 
^.^ The OwO twumpet uWu to >w< the cannoneer OwO without, 
^.^ The OwO cannyons uWu to >w< the :33 heavens, >w< the :3 heaven uWu to >_> eawth, 
>_< 'Nyow >w< the OwO King :3 dwinks uWu to :3 Hamwet.' uWu Come, begin. 
And :33 you >w< the judges, ;;w;; beaw a >_> wawy >w< eye. 
>_> Ham. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, ^-^ siw. 
Laer. uWu Come, >_> my ^-^ wowd. xDD They play. 
>_> Ham. uWu Onye. 
Laer. >w< Nyo. 
>_> Ham. Judgment! 
Osr. xDD A ;;w;; hit, a :3 vewy ÚwÚ pawpabwe ;;w;; hit. 
Laer. xDD Weww, ;;w;; again! 
UwU King. Stay, >w< give :33 me xDD dwink. Hamlet, ^w^ this >_< peaww is ÚwÚ thinye; 
Here's uWu to thy uWu heawth. 
:3 [Dwum; trumpets ÚwÚ sound; a piece :3 goes off ^w^ [within]. 
^w^ Give xDD him >w< the >_< cup. 
>_> Ham. >_< I'ww uWu pway ^w^ this :3 bout first; ^w^ set it :3 by ^w^ awhiwe. 
^w^ Come. (They ^-^ pway.) UwU Anyothew ;;w;; hit. :3 What say :33 you? 
Laer. xDD A >_> touch, a ÚwÚ touch; ^-^ I do confess't. 
UwU King. >_< Ouw ^-^ son >_< shaww uWu win. 
xDD Queen. He's :33 fat, ^-^ and ^.^ scant :3 of >_> bweath. 
>_> Hewe, Hamlet, ^w^ take >_> my napkin, xDD wub thy >_> bwows. 
^.^ The Queen :3 cawouses uWu to thy ^w^ fowtunye, uWu Hamwet. 
>_> Ham. Good >w< madam! 
UwU King. uWu Gewtwude, do UwU nyot xDD dwink. 
xDD Queen. ^-^ I will, >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ I pray :33 you >w< pawdon >w< me. Drinks. 
UwU King. ÚwÚ [aside] >_> It is >w< the :3 poison'd cup; it is x3 too x3 wate. 
>_> Ham. ^-^ I dare UwU nyot drink yet, madam; :3 by-and-by. 
xDD Queen. uWu Come, let :33 me uWu wipe thy OwO face. 
Laer. ^w^ My lord, >_< I'ww OwO hit xDD him UwU nyow. 
UwU King. ^-^ I do UwU nyot :3 think't. 
Laer. ÚwÚ [aside] And yet it is almost ÚwÚ against >_> my :3 conscience. 
>_> Ham. ^w^ Come for >w< the >_< thiwd, ^.^ Waewtes! You but dally. 
pray You OwO Pass xDD with ^-^ youw uWu best ;;w;; viowence; 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ afeawd You uWu make a ÚwÚ wanton :3 of >w< me. 
Laer. Say :33 you so? ^w^ Come >_< on. >_> Pway. 
Osr. Nothing ^w^ nyeithew way. 
Laer. >_< Have :3 at :33 you OwO nyow! 
x3 [Waewtes >_< wounds Hamlet; ÚwÚ then] ^-^ in uWu scuffwing, :33 they 
^w^ change ÚwÚ wapiews, ^-^ [and ^-^ Hamwet >_< wounds xDD Waewtes]. 
UwU King. x3 Pawt OwO them! xDD They are :33 incens'd. 
>_> Ham. Nay come! ;;w;; again! ^.^ The Queen ^w^ fawws. 
Osr. ÚwÚ Wook uWu to >w< the Queen there, uWu ho! 
Hor. xDD They uWu bweed on x3 both >w< sides. UwU How is ^w^ it, >_> my >_> wowd? 
Osr. UwU How :3 is't, xDD Waewtes? 
Laer. :3 Why, ÚwÚ as a woodcock uWu to mine ^-^ own x3 spwinge, >_> Oswic. 
^-^ I am justly kill'd xDD with mine ^-^ own >_> tweachewy. 
>_> Ham. UwU How does >w< the Queen? 
UwU King. ÚwÚ She sounds uWu to see them >_< bweed. 
xDD Queen. x3 Nyo, x3 nyo! >w< the drink, >w< the drink! O >_> my dear :33 Hamwet! 
^.^ The drink, >w< the drink! ^-^ I am >_> poison'd. ;;w;; [Dies.] 
>_> Ham. O villany! Ho! let >w< the :33 doow >_< be lock'd. 
^w^ Tweachewy! >w< Seek it x3 out. 
x3 [Waewtes xDD fawws.] 
Laer. >_> It is ;;w;; hewe, uWu Hamwet. Hamlet, >w< thou UwU awt ^-^ swain; 
:33 Nyo medicine ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ can do ÚwÚ thee :33 good. 
^.^ In ÚwÚ thee >w< thewe is UwU nyot :3 hawf :3 an hour :3 of ÚwÚ wife. 
^.^ The uWu tweachewous ^.^ instwument is ^-^ in thy ;;w;; hand, 
>w< Unbated ^-^ and ^w^ envenyom'd. ^.^ The ÚwÚ fouw UwU pwactice 
uWu Hath OwO tuwn'd ^w^ itsewf on >w< me. :3 Wo, ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I lie, 
^.^ Nyevew uWu to rise again. >w< Thy xDD mothew's >_> poison'd. 
^-^ I ^w^ can xDD nyo >w< mowe. ^.^ The :3 King, >w< the King's uWu to >_> bwame. 
>_> Ham. ^.^ The point OwO envenyom'd too? 
OwO Then, ^w^ venyom, uWu to thy work. x3 Huwts >w< the UwU King. 
ÚwÚ Aww. >_> Tweason! treason! 
UwU King. OwO O, yet defend me, ^.^ fwiends! ^-^ I am but >w< huwt. 
>_> Ham. >_> Hewe, >w< thou OwO incestuous, x3 muwd'wous, uWu damnyed ^w^ Danye, 
^.^ Dwink off ^w^ this >_> potion! Is thy xDD unyion :33 hewe? 
Follow >_> my x3 mothew. OwO King :33 dies. 
Laer. He is justly xDD sewv'd. 
>_> It is a OwO poison OwO tempew'd :3 by ^.^ himsewf. 
>_> Exchange :33 fowgivenyess xDD with me, ^-^ nyobwe uWu Hamwet. 
Mine ^-^ and >_> my >_> fathew's ÚwÚ death come UwU nyot upon ^-^ thee, 
>_> Nyow ^w^ thinye on me! :33 Dies. 
>_> Ham. >_> Heaven uWu make ÚwÚ thee >w< fwee :3 of x3 it! ^-^ I x3 fowwow ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ I am >_> dead, UwU Howatio. Wretched ^-^ queen, >_< adieu! 
You ^w^ that >w< wook ^-^ pawe ^-^ and >w< twembwe :3 at ^w^ this UwU chance, 
:33 That are but mutes >w< ow audience uWu to ^w^ this ^w^ act, 
Had ^-^ I but :3 time ÚwÚ (as ^w^ this uWu feww ÚwÚ sewgeant, >_< Death, 
Is :33 stwict ^-^ in ^.^ his arrest) OwO O, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd tell >w< you- 
xDD But let it OwO be. UwU Howatio, ^-^ I am dead; 
Thou >_< wiv'st; >_< wepowt :33 me ^-^ and >_> my >_< cause :33 awight 
>_< To >w< the >_< unsatisfied. 
Hor. ^.^ Nyevew xDD bewieve uWu it. 
^-^ I am :33 mowe :3 an ^-^ antique UwU Woman than a x3 Danye. 
Here's yet ÚwÚ some liquor left. 
>_> Ham. :33 As x3 th'awt a ;;w;; man, 
^w^ Give :33 me >w< the >_< cup. Let x3 go! By :33 heaven, >_< I'ww ^-^ ha't. 
O ^w^ good UwU Howatio, what a wounded name 
;;w;; (Things x3 standing UwU thus >_> unknyown) >_< shaww >_< wive x3 behind me! 
UwU If >w< thou didst ^-^ evew hold :33 me ^-^ in thy heart, 
>_< Absent ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom ^.^ fewicity >_< awhiwe, 
And ^-^ in ^w^ this ;;w;; hawsh UwU wowwd draw thy >_< bweath ^-^ in :33 pain, 
>_< To tell >_> my ^.^ stowy. xDD [Mawch ;;w;; afaw ÚwÚ off, ^-^ and OwO shot within.] 
:3 What ;;w;; wawwike noise is xDD this? 
Osr. Young Fortinbras, xDD with UwU conquest come OwO fwom Poland, 
>_< To >w< the ;;w;; ambassadows :3 of ;;w;; Engwand xDD gives 
^.^ This ;;w;; wawwike ^-^ vowwey. 
>_> Ham. OwO O, ^-^ I ^-^ die, >_< Howatio! 
^.^ The potent OwO poison :3 quite ÚwÚ o'ewcwows >_> my ^w^ spiwit. 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< wive uWu to >_> heaw >w< the OwO nyews OwO fwom ^.^ Engwand, 
xDD But ^-^ I do ^-^ pwophesy >_> th' x3 ewection lights 
:3 On xDD Fowtinbwas. He has >_> my OwO dying >_> voice. 
So tell :3 him, xDD with >_> th' UwU occuwwents, :33 mowe ^-^ and UwU wess, 
Which have ;;w;; sowicited- >w< the :33 west is ^-^ siwence. :33 Dies. 
Hor. :3 Nyow cracks a ^-^ nyobwe >w< heawt. Good OwO nyight, sweet :33 pwince, 
And x3 fwights :3 of angels ^.^ sing ÚwÚ thee uWu to thy rest! 
xDD [Mawch within.] 
^.^ Why does >w< the OwO dwum come ÚwÚ hithew? 

^-^ Entew OwO Fowtinbwas ^-^ and ÚwÚ Engwish x3 Ambassadows, xDD with Drum, 
:3 Cowouws, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 

:33 Fowt. ;;w;; Whewe is ^w^ this OwO sight? 
Hor. :3 What is it :33 you >w< wiww ÚwÚ see? 
UwU If :3 aught :3 of xDD woe >w< ow >_> wondew, cease ^-^ youw UwU seawch. 
:33 Fowt. ^.^ This :33 quawwy cries on uWu havoc. O ÚwÚ pwoud >_< Death, 
:3 What xDD feast is ^.^ towawd ^-^ in ^w^ thinye eternal cell 
:33 That >w< thou ;;w;; so uWu many ^.^ pwinces :3 at a OwO shot 
So OwO bwoodiwy UwU hast struck. 
^w^ Ambassadow. ^.^ The :33 sight is x3 dismaw; 
And x3 ouw x3 affaiws OwO fwom ;;w;; Engwand come x3 too x3 wate. 
^.^ The >_< eaws are :33 sensewess ^w^ that OwO shouwd >w< give uWu us ÚwÚ beawing 
>_< To tell xDD him ^.^ his commandment is fulfill'd 
:33 That Rosencrantz ^-^ and Guildenstern are xDD dead. 
;;w;; Whewe OwO shouwd OwO We have x3 ouw >_> thanks? 
Hor. uWu Nyot OwO fwom ^.^ his >_< mouth, 
Had it >_> th' ability :3 of OwO wife uWu to UwU thank ÚwÚ you. 
He UwU nyevew ÚwÚ gave commandment for their ^-^ death. 
xDD But since, ;;w;; so uWu jump upon ^w^ this ÚwÚ bwoody question, 
You OwO fwom >w< the Polack wars, ^-^ and :33 you OwO fwom ^.^ Engwand, 
;;w;; Awe ÚwÚ hewe >_> awwiv'd, >w< give UwU owdew ^w^ that uWu these >_< bodies 
High on a >w< stage >_< be UwU pwaced uWu to >w< the ;;w;; view; 
And let :33 me UwU speak uWu to >w< the yet UwU unknyowing UwU wowwd 
UwU How uWu these things came UwU about. So >_< shaww You >_> heaw 
Of carnal, ÚwÚ bwoody ^-^ and unnatural ^.^ acts; 
Of accidental judgments, >_> casuaw slaughters; 
Of ^w^ deaths put on :3 by cunning ^-^ and forc'd >_< cause; 
And, ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO upshot, xDD puwposes :3 mistook 
^w^ Faww'n on >_> th' OwO inventows' heads. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ this ^w^ can ^-^ I 
Truly deliver. 
:33 Fowt. Let uWu us haste uWu to >_> heaw ^w^ it, 
And UwU caww >w< the noblest uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ audience. 
:3 Fow me, xDD with >_> sowwow ^-^ I embrace >_> my UwU fowtunye. 
^-^ I have ÚwÚ some :3 wights :3 of memory ^-^ in ^w^ this :33 kingdom 
Which uWu nyow, uWu to x3 cwaim >_> my vantage x3 doth >_> invite >w< me. 
Hor. Of ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< shaww have >w< awso >_< cause uWu to :3 speak, 
And OwO fwom ^.^ his uWu mouth :3 whose :3 voice >w< wiww draw on >w< mowe. 
xDD But let ^w^ this ^-^ same >_< be uWu pwesentwy :33 pewfowm'd, 
uWu Even :33 whiwe men's >w< minds are xDD wiwd, >_> west :33 mowe mischance 
:3 On :3 pwots ^-^ and ^w^ ewwows happen. 
:33 Fowt. Let :3 fouw ^w^ captains 
Bear ^-^ Hamwet OwO wike a >w< sowdiew uWu to >w< the OwO stage; 
:3 Fow UwU he >_> was ÚwÚ wikewy, ^w^ had UwU he OwO been put ;;w;; on, 
>_< To have prov'd :3 most ^.^ woyawwy; ^-^ and for ^.^ his >_> passage 
^.^ The >w< sowdiews' music ^-^ and >w< the x3 wites :3 of ^-^ waw 
OwO Speak ^.^ woudwy for ^-^ him. 
Take :3 up >w< the ÚwÚ bodies. >_> Such a :33 sight ÚwÚ as ^w^ this 
Becomes >w< the field but ÚwÚ hewe :3 shows ÚwÚ much :3 amiss. 
^.^ Go, :33 bid >w< the :33 sowdiews uWu shoot. 
Exeunt >w< mawching; after >w< the xDD which a >w< peaw :3 of ordnance 
are OwO shot ^.^ off. 


>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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uWu 1598 

>w< THE ÚwÚ FIWST >w< PAWT UwU OF UwU KING >_> HENWY >w< THE ^w^ FOUWTH 


:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

OwO King Henry >w< the xDD Fouwth. 
Henry, xDD Pwince :3 of x3 Wawes, ^-^ son uWu to >w< the UwU King. 
xDD Pwince :33 John :3 of :33 Wancastew, ^-^ son uWu to >w< the UwU King. 
uWu Eaww :3 of Westmoreland. 
:3 Siw ^.^ Wawtew x3 Bwunt. 
;;w;; Thomas Percy, uWu Eaww :3 of xDD Wowcestew. 
Henry Percy, uWu Eaww :3 of OwO Nyowthumbewwand. 
Henry Percy, UwU suwnyamed :3 Hotspuw, ^.^ his ;;w;; son. 
>_< Edmund UwU Mowtimew, uWu Eaww :3 of ^-^ Mawch. 
:3 Wichawd Scroop, Archbishop :3 of >_> Yowk. 
Archibald, uWu Eaww :3 of >_> Dougwas. 
;;w;; Owen Glendower. 
:3 Siw :3 Wichawd Vernon. 
:3 Siw :33 John ^.^ Fawstaff. 
:3 Siw Michael, a uWu fwiend uWu to >w< the Archbishop :3 of >_> Yowk. 
;;w;; Poins. 
>_> Gadshiww 
>w< Peto. 
^w^ Bawdowph. 

:33 Wady Percy, uWu wife uWu to :3 Hotspuw, ^-^ and ;;w;; sistew uWu to x3 Mowtimew. 
:33 Wady UwU Mowtimew, uWu daughtew uWu to Glendower, ^-^ and uWu wife uWu to x3 Mowtimew. 
Mistress >w< Quickwy, hostess :3 of >w< the x3 Boaw's UwU Head ^-^ in Eastcheap. 

Lords, ^w^ Officews, ^w^ Shewiff, Vintner, Chamberlain, >_> Dwawews, x3 two 
^w^ Cawwiews, ÚwÚ Twavewwews, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 




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^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
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^.^ SCENyE.--Engwand ^-^ and ;;w;; Wawes. 


>_< ACT xDD I. Scenye xDD I. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ Pawace. 

^-^ Entew >w< the :3 King, xDD Wowd :33 John :3 of :33 Wancastew, uWu Eaww :3 of ^.^ Westmowewand, 
>w< [Siw ^.^ Wawtew xDD Bwunt,] xDD with >_> othews. 

UwU King. So xDD shaken ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we x3 awe, ;;w;; so >_> wan xDD with ^-^ cawe, 
Find ;;w;; we a :3 time for frighted peace uWu to pant 
And ^-^ bweathe short-winded :33 accents :3 of xDD nyew :33 bwoiws 
>_< To >_< be ^-^ commenc'd ^-^ in ;;w;; stwonds ;;w;; afaw x3 wemote. 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe >w< the >_> thiwsty entrance :3 of ^w^ this soil 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< daub ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ wips xDD with ;;w;; hew ^-^ own ^w^ chiwdwen's >w< bwood. 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe >_< shaww trenching ^-^ waw ÚwÚ channyew ;;w;; hew ^.^ fiewds, 
>_> Nyow >_> Bwuise ;;w;; hew flow'rets xDD with >w< the uWu awmed >_> hoofs 
Of :3 hostiwe >_> paces. Those uWu opposed ^.^ eyes 
Which, OwO wike >w< the ;;w;; meteows :3 of a xDD twoubwed :33 heaven, 
;;w;; Aww :3 of >w< onye UwU nyatuwe, :3 of >w< onye substance >_< bwed, 
ÚwÚ Did uWu watewy meet ^-^ in >w< the >w< intestinye xDD shock 
And >_< fuwious ^-^ cwose :3 of >_< civiw xDD butchewy, 
ÚwÚ Shaww now ^-^ in uWu mutuaw uWu weww-beseeming xDD wanks 
March ;;w;; aww >w< onye x3 way ^-^ and >_< be xDD nyo :33 mowe ^.^ oppos'd 
Against :3 acquaintance, uWu kindwed, ^-^ and OwO awwies. 
^.^ The OwO edge :3 of >w< waw, OwO wike :3 an uWu iww-sheathed uWu knyife, 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe >_< shaww cut ^.^ his ÚwÚ mastew. ;;w;; Thewefowe, :3 fwiends, 
:33 As far ÚwÚ as uWu to >w< the xDD sepuwchwe :3 of :3 Chwist- 
>_< Whose >w< sowdiew uWu nyow, ^.^ undew :3 whose xDD bwessed x3 cwoss 
OwO We are impressed ^-^ and ^.^ engag'd uWu to fight- 
Forthwith a ÚwÚ powew :3 of ÚwÚ Engwish >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^.^ wevy, 
>_< Whose xDD awms were ^w^ mouwded ^-^ in their xDD mothew's >_< womb 
>_< To chase uWu these :3 pagans ^-^ in those UwU howy ^-^ fiewds 
:33 Ovew :3 whose :3 acwes >_< wawk'd those xDD bwessed feet 
Which UwU fouwteen x3 hundwed xDD yeaws ^-^ ago were x3 nyaiw'd 
:3 Fow x3 ouw ^w^ advantage on >w< the OwO bittew cross. 
xDD But ^w^ this x3 ouw OwO puwpose now is ^-^ twewvemonth >_< owd, 
And bootless ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to tell :33 you ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^w^ go. 
Therefore ;;w;; we meet UwU nyot UwU nyow. UwU Then let :33 me >_> heaw 
Of ^.^ you, >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe ;;w;; cousin ^.^ Westmowewand, 
:3 What yesternight x3 ouw OwO Counciw >w< did ^w^ decwee 
^.^ In forwarding ^w^ this dear :33 expedience. 
^-^ West. ^w^ My liege, ^w^ this haste >_> was hot ^-^ in >w< question 
And uWu many :33 wimits :3 of >w< the charge ^w^ set OwO down 
xDD But x3 yestewnyight; uWu when ;;w;; aww >_< athwawt >w< thewe came 
xDD A ÚwÚ post OwO fwom x3 Wawes, >_> woaden xDD with >_< heavy ^.^ nyews; 
>_< Whose ^-^ wowst >_> was ^w^ that >w< the ^-^ nyobwe UwU Mowtimew, 
Leading >w< the ^-^ men :3 of UwU Hewefowdshiwe uWu to ^.^ fight 
Against >w< the UwU iwweguwaw ^-^ and wild Glendower, 
uWu Was :3 by >w< the rude >w< hands :3 of ^w^ that UwU Wewshman >_> taken, 
xDD A >_> thousand :3 of ^.^ his uWu peopwe :33 butchewed; 
ÚwÚ Upon :3 whose ^-^ dead ^-^ cowpse >w< thewe >_> was >_< such misuse, 
>_> Such xDD beastwy x3 shamewess >w< twansfowmation, 
By those ^w^ Wewshwomen ^w^ donye ÚwÚ as ^w^ may UwU nyot >_< be 
>_< Without ÚwÚ much OwO shame x3 wetowd >w< ow ^-^ spoken >_< of. 
UwU King. >_> It ^-^ seems :33 then ^w^ that >w< the >_< tidings :3 of ^w^ this broil 
Brake off x3 ouw business for >w< the OwO Howy OwO Wand. 
^-^ West. This, match'd xDD with >w< othew, did, >_> my OwO gwacious OwO wowd; 
:3 Fow :33 mowe UwU unyeven ^-^ and :33 unwewcome OwO nyews 
>_< Came OwO fwom >w< the ;;w;; Nyowth, ^-^ and UwU thus it >w< did ^w^ impowt: 
:3 On OwO Howy-wood Day >w< the gallant Hotspur there, 
Young Harry Percy, ^-^ and ^.^ bwave Archibald, 
:33 That x3 evew-vawiant ^-^ and UwU appwoved ^.^ Scot, 
x3 At ^.^ Howmedon ^w^ met, 
;;w;; Whewe :33 they >w< did ÚwÚ spend a ;;w;; sad ^-^ and ÚwÚ bwoody :3 houw; 
:33 As :3 by >w< dischawge :3 of their artillery 
And shape :3 of ^w^ wikewihood >w< the OwO nyews >_> was >_< towd; 
:3 Fow UwU he ^w^ that brought them, ^-^ in >w< the :3 vewy ÚwÚ heat 
And ^-^ pwide :3 of their >_> contention >w< did ^w^ take ^.^ howse, 
OwO Uncewtain :3 of >w< the ^.^ issue :33 any way. 
UwU King. uWu Hewe is a x3 deaw, a ^w^ twue-industwious ^.^ fwiend, 
:3 Siw ^.^ Wawtew ^-^ Bwunt, xDD nyew lighted OwO fwom ^.^ his ^.^ howse, 
xDD Stain'd xDD with >w< the ^.^ vawiation :3 of uWu each soil 
>_< Betwixt ^w^ that ^.^ Howmedon ^-^ and ^w^ this ^w^ seat :3 of UwU ouws, 
And UwU he hath brought uWu us OwO smooth ^-^ and >_< wewcome news. 
^.^ The uWu Eaww :3 of Douglas is :3 discomfited; 
^w^ Ten >_> thousand xDD bowd Scots, :3 two-and-twenty >_< knyights, 
;;w;; Bawk'd ^-^ in their ^-^ own UwU bwood >w< did :3 Siw ^.^ Wawtew see 
:3 On uWu Howmedon's plains. Of :33 pwisonyews, Hotspur took 
ÚwÚ Mowdake uWu Eaww :3 of Fife ^-^ and :3 ewdest ^-^ son 
>_< To >w< beaten Douglas, ^-^ and >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of xDD Athow, 
Of >_< Muwway, Angus, ^-^ and Menteith. 
And is UwU nyot ^w^ this :3 an >w< honyouwabwe ÚwÚ spoiw? 
xDD A gallant ;;w;; pwize? ^w^ Ha, cousin, is it xDD nyot? 
^-^ West. ^.^ In faith, 
>_> It is a UwU conquest for a prince uWu to >_< boast >_< of. 
UwU King. x3 Yea, >w< thewe >w< thou ^.^ mak'st :33 me x3 sad, ^-^ and ^.^ mak'st :33 me x3 sin 
^.^ In >_< envy ^w^ that >_> my xDD Wowd Northumberland 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be >w< the father uWu to ;;w;; so blest a son- 
xDD A ^-^ son ;;w;; who is >w< the :33 theme :3 of honour's uWu tongue, 
>w< Amongst a grove >w< the :3 vewy >w< stwaightest :3 pwant; 
>_< Who is sweet ^-^ Fowtunye's ;;w;; minyion ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ;;w;; pwide; 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ;;w;; I, :3 by :33 wooking on >w< the praise :3 of :3 him, 
ÚwÚ See riot ^-^ and :3 dishonyouw OwO stain >w< the ^.^ bwow 
Of >_> my xDD young OwO Hawwy. O ^w^ that it ^-^ couwd >_< be prov'd 
:33 That ÚwÚ some >w< nyight-twipping OwO faiwy ^w^ had exchang'd 
^.^ In ^-^ cwadwe ^-^ cwothes x3 ouw :3 chiwdwen >w< whewe :33 they :33 way, 
And call'd mine Percy, ^.^ his Plantagenet! 
UwU Then :3 wouwd ^-^ I have ^.^ his OwO Hawwy, ^-^ and UwU he >_< minye. 
xDD But let xDD him OwO fwom >_> my thoughts. :3 What xDD think ^.^ you, coz, 
Of ^w^ this xDD young OwO Pewcy's ÚwÚ pwide? ^.^ The :33 pwisonyews 
Which UwU he ^-^ in ^w^ this x3 adventuwe hath :33 suwpwis'd 
>_< To ^.^ his ^-^ own ÚwÚ use UwU he OwO keeps, ^-^ and xDD sends :33 me :3 wowd 
^-^ I >_< shaww have none but ÚwÚ Mowdake uWu Eaww :3 of :3 Fife. 
^-^ West. ^.^ This is ^.^ his uncle's xDD teaching, ^w^ this x3 Wowcestew, 
Malevolent uWu to :33 you ^.^ In ;;w;; aww >_> aspects, 
Which ^-^ makes xDD him ^.^ pwunye himself ^-^ and bristle :3 up 
^.^ The ^w^ cwest :3 of ^w^ youth ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw ^w^ dignyity. 
UwU King. xDD But ^-^ I have >_> sent for xDD him uWu to answer this; 
And for ^w^ this >_< cause awhile ;;w;; we must neglect 
>_< Ouw UwU howy OwO puwpose uWu to Jerusalem. 
:33 Cousin, on >w< Wednyesday UwU nyext x3 ouw OwO counciw ;;w;; we 
Will hold :3 at uWu Windsow. So :3 infowm >w< the lords; 
xDD But come :33 youwsewf xDD with >_< speed uWu to uWu us UwU again; 
:3 Fow :33 mowe is uWu to >_< be ^-^ said ^-^ and uWu to >_< be ^w^ donye 
uWu Than :33 out :3 of :33 angew ^w^ can >_< be OwO uttewed. 
^-^ West. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> my OwO wiege. x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< II. 
>w< Wondon. ;;w;; An apartment :3 of >w< the Prince's. 

^-^ Entew xDD Pwince :3 of Wales ^-^ and :3 Siw :33 John ^.^ Fawstaff. 

^.^ Faw. xDD Nyow, UwU Haw, what :3 time :3 of x3 day is ^w^ it, OwO wad? 
Prince. Thou UwU awt ;;w;; so OwO fat-witted xDD with :3 dwinking :3 of old sack, ^-^ and 
:3 unbuttonying ÚwÚ thee after x3 suppew, ^-^ and sleeping upon benches after 
noon, ^w^ that >w< thou UwU hast forgotten uWu to demand ^w^ that >_< twuwy xDD which >w< thou 
wouldest >_< twuwy know. :3 What a devil UwU hast >w< thou uWu to do xDD with >w< the :3 time 
:3 of >w< the x3 day, uWu Unwess >w< houws were ^w^ cups :3 of sack, ^-^ and minutes uWu capons, 
^-^ and clocks >w< the tongues :3 of bawds, ^-^ and OwO diaws >w< the signs :3 of ^.^ weaping 
^-^ houses, ^-^ and >w< the xDD bwessed sun himself a ^.^ faiw hot :3 wench ^-^ in 
:3 fwame-cowouwed taffeta, ^-^ I see xDD nyo :3 weason why >w< thou shouldst >_< be ;;w;; so 
ÚwÚ supewfwuous uWu to demand >w< the :3 time :3 of >w< the ;;w;; day. 
^.^ Faw. ^-^ Indeed :33 you come uWu nyeaw :33 me uWu nyow, UwU Haw; for ;;w;; we ^w^ that ^w^ take UwU puwses ^w^ go 
:3 by >w< the moon And >w< the seven ÚwÚ staws, ^-^ and UwU nyot :3 by ÚwÚ Phoebus, ÚwÚ he, ^w^ that 
wand'ring :33 knyight ;;w;; so fair. And ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, sweet >_> wag, uWu when >w< thou UwU awt 
uWu king, >_> as, >_> God >_< save thy ^-^ Gwace-Majesty ^-^ I OwO shouwd say, for ^.^ gwace >w< thou 
OwO wiwt have >_< nyonye- 
Prince. ^w^ What, :33 nyonye? 
^.^ Faw. x3 Nyo, :3 by >_> my UwU twoth; UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as >w< wiww >_> sewve uWu to >_< be xDD pwowogue uWu to 
:3 an ;;w;; egg ^-^ and :3 buttew. 
Prince. xDD Weww, how then? uWu Come, ;;w;; woundwy, ;;w;; woundwy. 
^.^ Faw. x3 Mawwy, uWu then, sweet >_> wag, uWu when >w< thou UwU awt uWu king, let UwU nyot uWu us ^w^ that 
are ^-^ squiwes :3 of >w< the ^.^ nyight's body >_< be :3 cawwed OwO thieves :3 of >w< the >_< day's 
^w^ beauty. Let uWu us >_< be Diana's ^w^ Fowestews, :3 Gentwemen :3 of >w< the Shade, 
;;w;; Minyions :3 of >w< the Moon; ^-^ and let ^-^ men say ;;w;; we >_< be ^-^ men :3 of ^w^ good 
^w^ govewnment, being :33 govewnyed ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< sea UwU is, :3 by x3 ouw ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ and >_> chaste 
ÚwÚ mistwess >w< the moon, ^.^ undew :3 whose countenance ;;w;; we uWu steaw. 
Prince. Thou x3 sayest UwU weww, ^-^ and it UwU howds ^w^ weww too; for >w< the xDD fowtunye :3 of 
uWu us ^w^ that are >w< the ÚwÚ moon's ^-^ men x3 doth ebb ^-^ and >_> fwow OwO wike >w< the sea, being 
>_> govewnyed, ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< sea UwU is, :3 by >w< the x3 moon. UwU As, for >_< pwoof ^w^ nyow: a ^.^ puwse 
:3 of >_< gowd :3 most resolutely >_< snyatch'd on x3 Monday night ^-^ and :3 most 
>w< dissowutewy ;;w;; spent on ^-^ Tuesday OwO mownying; ^w^ got xDD with >w< sweawing >w< 'Way by,' 
^-^ and ;;w;; spent xDD with OwO cwying uWu 'Bwing ^-^ in'; now ^w^ iww ÚwÚ as >w< wow :3 an ebb ÚwÚ as >w< the 
^.^ foot :3 of >w< the ladder, ^-^ and :33 by-and-by ^-^ in ÚwÚ as >_> high a >_> fwow ÚwÚ as >w< the >_> widge 
:3 of >w< the gallows. 
^.^ Faw. By >w< the Lord, >w< thou say'st ;;w;; twue, lad- ^-^ and is UwU nyot >_> my hostess :3 of 
>w< the ^.^ tavewn a :3 most sweet ^w^ wench? 
Prince. :33 As >w< the ^-^ honyey :3 of Hybla, >_> my old :33 wad :3 of >w< the ^.^ castwe- ^-^ and is UwU nyot 
a ^.^ buff ÚwÚ jewkin a :3 most sweet ^.^ wobe :3 of durance? 
^.^ Faw. UwU How uWu nyow, how uWu nyow, uWu mad >_< wag? ^w^ What, ^-^ in thy >_> quips ^-^ and thy 
OwO quiddities? :3 What a ^w^ pwague have ^-^ I uWu to do xDD with a ^.^ buff ÚwÚ jewkin? 
Prince. :3 Why, what a pox have ^-^ I uWu to do xDD with >_> my hostess :3 of >w< the tavern? 
^.^ Faw. xDD Weww, >w< thou UwU hast call'd ;;w;; hew uWu to a >w< weckonying uWu many a :3 time ^-^ and :33 oft. 
Prince. ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I ^-^ evew UwU caww for ÚwÚ thee uWu to ^-^ pay thy UwU pawt? 
^.^ Faw. >w< Nyo; >_< I'ww >w< give ÚwÚ thee thy ÚwÚ due, >w< thou UwU hast >_< paid ;;w;; aww >w< thewe. 
Prince. x3 Yea, ^-^ and OwO ewsewhewe, ;;w;; so far ÚwÚ as >_> my ^.^ coin :3 wouwd xDD stwetch; ^-^ and 
>w< whewe it :3 wouwd not, ^-^ I have ^-^ used >_> my UwU cwedit. 
^.^ Faw. x3 Yea, ^-^ and ;;w;; so ÚwÚ us'd it that, were it UwU nyot ÚwÚ hewe apparent ^w^ that >w< thou 
UwU awt >_< heiw ^w^ appawent- xDD But ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, sweet >_> wag, >_< shaww >w< thewe >_< be 
^.^ gawwows x3 standing ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand uWu when >w< thou UwU awt king? ^-^ and resolution 
UwU thus fubb'd ÚwÚ as it is xDD with >w< the >_> wusty curb :3 of old father x3 antic >w< the 
^.^ waw? :3 Do UwU nyot UwU thou, uWu when >w< thou UwU awt uWu king, ;;w;; hang a ^w^ thief. 
Prince. >w< Nyo; >w< thou OwO shawt. 
^.^ Faw. ÚwÚ Shaww >_> I? O ^.^ wawe! By >w< the Lord, >_< I'ww >_< be a ^.^ bwave judge. 
Prince. Thou judgest x3 fawse uWu awweady. ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, >w< thou xDD shawt have >w< the 
>_> hanging :3 of >w< the OwO thieves ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^-^ become a ÚwÚ wawe x3 hangman. 
^.^ Faw. xDD Weww, UwU Haw, :3 weww; ^-^ and ^-^ in ÚwÚ some >_> sowt it OwO jumps xDD with >_> my OwO humouw ÚwÚ as 
^w^ weww ÚwÚ as waiting ^-^ in >w< the uWu couwt, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell ÚwÚ you. 
Prince. :3 Fow ^-^ obtainying :3 of suits? 
^.^ Faw. x3 Yea, for ^-^ obtainying :3 of suits, xDD wheweof >w< the hangman hath xDD nyo x3 wean 
^w^ wawdwobe. ^-^ 'Sbwood, ^-^ I am ÚwÚ as ^.^ mewanchowy ÚwÚ as a gib-cat >w< ow a uWu wugg'd 
bear. 
Prince. >_> Ow :3 an old x3 wion, >w< ow a >w< wovew's ^w^ wute. 
^.^ Faw. x3 Yea, >w< ow >w< the ^.^ dwonye :3 of a >_> Wincownshiwe UwU bagpipe. 
Prince. :3 What x3 sayest >w< thou uWu to a ;;w;; hawe, >w< ow >w< the ^.^ mewanchowy :3 of :3 Moow 
Ditch? 
^.^ Faw. Thou UwU hast >w< the :3 most uWu unsavouwy ^w^ simiwes, ^-^ and UwU awt uWu indeed >w< the :3 most 
xDD compawative, ÚwÚ wascawwiest, sweet xDD young uWu pwince. >w< But, UwU Haw, ^-^ I >_> pwithee 
trouble :33 me xDD nyo :33 mowe xDD with :33 vanyity. ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu to >_> God >w< thou ^-^ and ^-^ I ^-^ knyew 
>w< whewe a uWu commodity :3 of ^w^ good ;;w;; nyames were uWu to >_< be ^.^ bought. ;;w;; An old lord :3 of 
>w< the OwO Counciw rated :33 me >w< the x3 othew x3 day ^-^ in >w< the :33 stweet uWu about ^.^ you, sir, 
but ^-^ I mark'd xDD him not; ^-^ and yet UwU he talked :3 vewy ^-^ wisewy, but ^-^ I 
^w^ wegawded xDD him not; ^-^ and yet UwU he ^w^ tawk'd ^-^ wisewy, ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the :33 stweet 
>_< too. 
Prince. Thou didst :3 weww; for ;;w;; wisdom cries :33 out ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ stweets, ^-^ and 
xDD nyo man >w< wegawds uWu it. 
^.^ Faw. OwO O, >w< thou UwU hast damnable uWu itewation, ^-^ and UwU awt uWu indeed able uWu to 
:33 cowwupt a UwU saint. Thou UwU hast ^w^ donye ÚwÚ much ^-^ hawm upon me, x3 Haw- >_> God 
x3 fowgive ÚwÚ thee for x3 it! :3 Befowe ^-^ I ^-^ knyew ^-^ thee, UwU Haw, ^-^ I ^-^ knyew :3 nyothing; ^-^ and 
now am ;;w;; I, >_> if a man OwO shouwd UwU speak ^-^ twuwy, ^-^ wittwe xDD bettew than >w< onye :3 of 
>w< the ÚwÚ wicked. ^-^ I must >w< give OwO ovew ^w^ this >_< wife, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give it xDD ovew! 
By >w< the Lord, :3 an ^-^ I do not, ^-^ I am a >w< viwwain! >_< I'ww >_< be ^.^ damn'd for 
UwU nyevew a uWu king's ^-^ son ^-^ in OwO Chwistendom. 
Prince. ;;w;; Whewe >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ take a ^.^ puwse UwU tomowwow, >_< Jack? 
^.^ Faw. ^-^ Zounds, >w< whewe >w< thou xDD wiwt, uWu wad! >_< I'ww uWu make ^w^ onye. ;;w;; An ^-^ I do not, UwU caww 
:33 me ^w^ viwwain ^-^ and baffle >w< me. 
Prince. ^-^ I see a ^w^ good :33 amendment :3 of OwO wife ^-^ in ;;w;; thee- OwO fwom :3 pwaying uWu to 
uWu puwse-taking. 
^.^ Faw. :3 Why, UwU Haw, ÚwÚ 'tis >_> my ^-^ vocation, Hal. 'Tis xDD nyo x3 sin for a man uWu to 
UwU wabouw ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ vocation. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Poins. 

uWu Poins! :3 Nyow >_< shaww ;;w;; we >_< knyow >_> if >_> Gadshiww have ^w^ set a >w< match. OwO O, >_> if ^-^ men 
were uWu to >_< be :33 saved :3 by >_> mewit, what UwU howe ^-^ in uWu heww were hot :33 enyough for 
him? ^.^ This is >w< the :3 most :3 omnyipotent ^w^ viwwain ^w^ that ^-^ evew uWu cwied 'Stand!' 
uWu to a OwO twue man. 
Prince. Good UwU mowwow, Ned. 
;;w;; Poins. Good UwU mowwow, sweet Hal. :3 What x3 says OwO Monsieuw Remorse? :3 What 
x3 says :3 Siw :33 John x3 Sack ^-^ and >_< Sugaw? ^w^ Jack, how >_< agwees >w< the devil ^-^ and ÚwÚ thee 
uWu about thy ^w^ souw, ^w^ that >w< thou soldest xDD him on Good Friday last for a 
xDD cup :3 of >w< Madeiwa ^-^ and a >_< cowd capon's xDD weg? 
Prince. :3 Siw :33 John ^.^ stands uWu to ^.^ his word, >w< the devil >_< shaww have ^.^ his 
bargain; for UwU he >_> was UwU nyevew yet a ^w^ bweakew :3 of >_< pwovewbs. He >w< wiww >w< give 
>w< the devil ^.^ his due. 
;;w;; Poins. UwU Then UwU awt >w< thou ^.^ damn'd for ^w^ keeping thy :3 wowd xDD with >w< the ^w^ deviw. 
Prince. Else UwU he ^w^ had OwO been ^.^ damn'd for cozening >w< the ^w^ deviw. 
;;w;; Poins. >w< But, >_> my lads, >_> my lads, uWu to-mowwow morning, :3 by :3 fouw x3 o'cwock 
^w^ eawwy, :3 at ^-^ Gadshiww! ;;w;; Thewe are uWu piwgwims :33 gong uWu to ^w^ Cantewbuwy xDD with 
rich :3 offewings, ^-^ and xDD twadews UwU widing uWu to :33 Wondon xDD with ÚwÚ fat >_< puwses. ^-^ I 
have ^w^ vizawds for :33 you all; :33 you have :3 howses for xDD youwsewves. 
>_> Gadshiww ^w^ wies to-night ^-^ in x3 Wochestew. ^-^ I have bespoke xDD suppew 
uWu to-mowwow night ^-^ in Eastcheap. OwO We ^w^ may do it ÚwÚ as ;;w;; secuwe ÚwÚ as OwO sweep. UwU If 
:33 you >w< wiww go, ^-^ I >w< wiww stuff ^-^ youw UwU puwses full :3 of ;;w;; cwowns; >_> if :33 you >w< wiww 
not, tarry :3 at home ^-^ and >_< be hang'd! 
^.^ Faw. Hear x3 ye, Yedward: >_> if ^-^ I tarry :3 at home ^-^ and ^w^ go not, >_< I'ww ;;w;; hang :33 you 
for going. 
;;w;; Poins. You will, >_< chops? 
^.^ Faw. UwU Haw, OwO wiwt >w< thou uWu make :3 onye? 
Prince. ^-^ Who, ^-^ I uWu wob? ^-^ I a ÚwÚ thief? uWu Nyot ;;w;; I, :3 by >_> my faith. 
^.^ Faw. Thewe's ^w^ nyeithew ^.^ honyesty, manhood, >_< nyow ^w^ good ÚwÚ fewwowship ^-^ in ^-^ thee, 
>_< nyow >w< thou >w< cam'st UwU nyot :3 of >w< the UwU bwood ;;w;; woyaw >_> if >w< thou OwO dawest UwU nyot >_< stand 
for >_< ten shillings. 
Prince. ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, once ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ days >_< I'ww >_< be a >_> madcap. 
^.^ Faw. :3 Why, UwU that's ^w^ weww :33 said. 
Prince. xDD Weww, come what will, >_< I'ww tarry :3 at home. 
^.^ Faw. By >w< the Lord, >_< I'ww >_< be a UwU twaitow uWu then, uWu when >w< thou UwU awt ^w^ king. 
Prince. ^-^ I OwO cawe uWu nyot. 
;;w;; Poins. :3 Siw uWu John, ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, uWu weave >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and :33 me alone. ^-^ I >w< wiww 
lay xDD him OwO down >_< such uWu weasons for ^w^ this x3 adventuwe ^w^ that UwU he >_< shaww ^w^ go. 
^.^ Faw. xDD Weww, >_> God >w< give ÚwÚ thee >w< the ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of ^w^ pewsuasion ^-^ and xDD him >w< the >_< eaws 
:3 of :33 pwofiting, ^w^ that what >w< thou ^w^ speakest ^w^ may ^.^ move ^-^ and what UwU he :33 heaws 
^w^ may >_< be uWu bewieved, ^w^ that >w< the OwO twue prince ^w^ may (for uWu wecweation :33 sake) 
>_< pwove a x3 fawse ÚwÚ thief; for >w< the x3 poow x3 abuses :3 of >w< the :3 time >_< want 
OwO countenyance. Farewell; :33 you >_< shaww find :33 me ^-^ in Eastcheap. 
Prince. Farewell, >w< thou :3 wattew >_> spwing! >w< faweweww, >w< Aww-hawwown xDD summew! 
x3 Exit ^.^ Fawstaff. 
;;w;; Poins. xDD Nyow, >_> my ^w^ good sweet ^-^ honyey lord, :33 wide xDD with uWu us to-morrow. ^-^ I 
have a >w< jest uWu to :33 execute ^w^ that ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< manyage alone. >_< Fawstaff, 
>_< Bawdowph, Peto, ^-^ and >_> Gadshiww >_< shaww uWu wob those ^-^ men ^w^ that ;;w;; we have 
uWu awweady >w< waywaid; :33 youwsewf ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be >_> thewe; ^-^ and uWu when :33 they 
have >w< the booty, >_> if :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ I do UwU nyot uWu wob them, cut ^w^ this ^.^ head off 
OwO fwom >_> my :3 shouwdews. 
Prince. UwU How >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^.^ pawt xDD with them ^-^ in setting ^-^ fowth? 
;;w;; Poins. :3 Why, ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^w^ set ^-^ fowth :33 befowe >w< ow after them ^-^ and appoint them 
a :3 pwace :3 of ^w^ meeting, :33 whewein it is :3 at x3 ouw pleasure uWu to ^-^ faiw; ^-^ and 
:33 then >w< wiww :33 they x3 adventuwe upon >w< the exploit ÚwÚ themsewves; xDD which :33 they 
>_< shaww have xDD nyo ^-^ soonyew ^.^ achieved, but x3 we'ww ^w^ set upon uWu them. 
Prince. x3 Yea, but ÚwÚ 'tis OwO wike ^w^ that :33 they >w< wiww >_< knyow uWu us :3 by x3 ouw x3 howses, :3 by 
x3 ouw uWu habits, ^-^ and :3 by >_> evewy x3 othew UwU appointment, uWu to >_< be :33 ouwsewves. 
;;w;; Poins. xDD Tut! x3 ouw :3 howses :33 they >_< shaww UwU nyot see- >_< I'ww ;;w;; tie them ^-^ in >w< the 
>_> wood; x3 ouw wizards ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^w^ change after ;;w;; we uWu weave ^.^ them; UwU and, 
sirrah, ^-^ I have ;;w;; cases :3 of uWu buckwam for >w< the ;;w;; nyonce, uWu to ^.^ immask x3 ouw 
x3 nyoted UwU outwawd ^w^ gawments. 
Prince. x3 Yea, but ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt :33 they >w< wiww >_< be x3 too :33 hawd for :33 us. 
;;w;; Poins. xDD Weww, for x3 two :3 of them, ^-^ I >_< knyow them uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ as true-bred 
cowards ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew OwO tuwn'd back; ^-^ and for >w< the >_< thiwd, >_> if UwU he ^.^ fight 
>_> wongew than UwU he x3 sees ;;w;; weason, >_< I'ww forswear arms. ^.^ The virtue :3 of 
^w^ this >w< jest >w< wiww >_< wie >w< the incomprehensible ^w^ wies ^w^ that ^w^ this ^-^ same ÚwÚ fat 
^.^ wogue >w< wiww tell uWu us uWu when ;;w;; we meet :3 at OwO suppew: how :3 thiwty, :3 at least, 
UwU he fought x3 with; what xDD wawds, what uWu bwows, what ^w^ extwemities UwU he 
^w^ enduwed; ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the >_> wepwoof :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ wies >w< the ^-^ jest. 
Prince. xDD Weww, >_< I'ww ^w^ go xDD with ;;w;; thee. :3 Pwovide uWu us ;;w;; aww things >w< nyecessawy 
^-^ and meet :33 me to-night ^-^ in Eastcheap. ;;w;; Thewe >_< I'ww >_< sup. >w< Faweweww. 
;;w;; Poins. Farewell, >_> my ^-^ wowd. Exit. 
Prince. ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you >w< aww, ^-^ and >w< wiww awhile uphold 
^.^ The UwU unyok'd OwO humouw :3 of ^-^ youw uWu idwenyess. 
^w^ Yet x3 hewein >w< wiww ^-^ I :33 imitate >w< the sun, 
>_< Who x3 doth :3 pewmit >w< the base contagious x3 cwouds 
>_< To smother :3 up ^.^ his beauty OwO fwom >w< the world, 
UwU That, uWu when UwU he UwU pwease ;;w;; again uWu to >_< wie ^w^ himsewf, 
ÚwÚ Being :3 wanted, UwU he ^w^ may >_< be :33 mowe ^.^ wond'wed :3 at 
By >_> bweaking through >w< the ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ and ^.^ ugwy UwU mists 
Of vapours ^w^ that >w< did seem uWu to UwU stwangwe ^-^ him. 
UwU If ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 yeaw were :3 pwaying OwO howidays, 
>_< To >_> spowt :3 wouwd >_< be ÚwÚ as x3 tedious ÚwÚ as uWu to work; 
xDD But uWu when :33 they >_> sewdom come, :33 they xDD wish'd-fow come, 
And OwO nyothing >w< pweaseth but ÚwÚ wawe ÚwÚ accidents. 
;;w;; So, uWu when ^w^ this loose >w< behaviouw ^-^ I OwO thwow off 
And ^-^ pay >w< the ^.^ debt ^-^ I UwU nyevew promised, 
By how ÚwÚ much xDD bettew than >_> my :3 wowd ^-^ I am, 
By ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >_< shaww ^-^ I ÚwÚ fawsify men's x3 hopes; 
And, OwO wike OwO bwight ^w^ metaw on a >_> suwwen OwO gwound, 
^w^ My reformation, glitt'ring ^.^ o'ew >_> my :33 fauwt, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^w^ show :33 mowe goodly ^-^ and x3 attwact :33 mowe ^.^ eyes 
uWu Than ^w^ that xDD which hath xDD nyo ÚwÚ foiw uWu to ^w^ set it ^.^ off. 
>_< I'ww ;;w;; so ^w^ offend uWu to uWu make uWu offence a skill, 
Redeeming :3 time uWu when ^-^ men xDD think least ^-^ I :3 wiww. Exit. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ Pawace. 

^-^ Entew >w< the :3 King, >w< Nyowthumbewwand, x3 Wowcestew, :3 Hotspuw, :3 Siw ^.^ Wawtew ^-^ Bwunt, 
xDD with >_> othews. 

UwU King. ^w^ My UwU bwood hath OwO been x3 too >_< cowd ^-^ and OwO tempewate, 
ÚwÚ Unyapt uWu to >w< stiw :3 at uWu these indignities, 
And :33 you have x3 found me, for >_> accowdingwy 
You ÚwÚ twead upon >_> my :3 patience; but >_< be ^w^ suwe 
^-^ I >w< wiww OwO fwom >w< hencefowth :3 wathew >_< be x3 mysewf, 
Mighty ^-^ and uWu to >_< be xDD feaw'd, than >_> my ^.^ condition, 
Which hath OwO been OwO smooth ÚwÚ as ^w^ oiw, UwU soft ÚwÚ as xDD young x3 down, 
And x3 thewefowe :33 wost ^w^ that title :3 of ^w^ wespect 
Which >w< the ÚwÚ pwoud ^w^ souw >w< nye'ew >w< pays but uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ pwoud. 
OwO Wow. >_< Ouw uWu house, >_> my sovereign liege, ^-^ wittwe >w< desewves 
^.^ The scourge :3 of :3 gweatnyess uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ us'd on uWu it- 
And ^w^ that ^-^ same :3 gweatnyess x3 too xDD which x3 ouw ^-^ own >w< hands 
>_< Have ^-^ howp uWu to uWu make ;;w;; so :3 powtwy. 
UwU Nyowth. ^w^ My x3 wowd- 
UwU King. x3 Wowcestew, x3 get ÚwÚ thee gone; for ^-^ I do see 
:3 Dangew ^-^ and disobedience ^-^ in ^w^ thinye >w< eye. 
OwO O, sir, ^-^ youw presence is x3 too xDD bowd ^-^ and ÚwÚ pewemptowy, 
And uWu majesty :33 might UwU nyevew yet ^w^ enduwe 
^.^ The moody frontier :3 of a servant brow. 
>w< Tou have ^w^ good uWu weave uWu to uWu weave :33 us. When ;;w;; we need 
OwO 'Youw ÚwÚ use ^-^ and :33 counsew, ;;w;; we >_< shaww ^.^ send for ÚwÚ you. 
x3 Exit xDD Wowcestew. 
You were uWu about uWu to ^w^ speak. 
UwU Nyowth. x3 Yea, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
Those :33 pwisonyews ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' name >_< demanded 
Which Harry x3 Pewcy ÚwÚ hewe :3 at ^.^ Howmedon took, 
uWu Wewe, ÚwÚ as UwU he x3 says, UwU nyot xDD with >_< such >_> stwength >w< denyied 
:33 As is delivered uWu to ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
>w< Eithew envy, >_< thewefowe, >w< ow ^w^ mispwision 
Is x3 guiwty :3 of ^w^ this :33 fauwt, ^-^ and UwU nyot >_> my ;;w;; son. 
>w< Hot. ^w^ My liege, ^-^ I >w< did uWu deny xDD nyo >_< pwisonyews. 
xDD But ^-^ I xDD wemembew, uWu when >w< the ^.^ fight >_> was x3 donye, 
When ^-^ I >_> was dry xDD with xDD wage ^-^ and >_< extweme UwU toww, 
:33 Bweathwess ^-^ and faint, OwO weanying upon >_> my ;;w;; swowd, 
>_< Came >w< thewe a x3 cewtain lord, xDD nyeat ^-^ and trimly :3 dwess'd, 
OwO Fwesh ÚwÚ as a ;;w;; bwidegwoom; ^-^ and ^.^ his chin xDD nyew UwU weap'd 
^w^ Show'd OwO wike a x3 stubbwe ^w^ wand :3 at OwO hawvest home. 
He >_> was perfumed OwO wike a >_< miwwinyew, 
And 'twixt ^.^ his finger ^-^ and ^.^ his ÚwÚ thumb UwU he :3 hewd 
xDD A ^w^ pouncet >w< box, xDD which ^-^ evew ^-^ and uWu anyon 
He ÚwÚ gave ^.^ his ÚwÚ nyose, ^-^ and >_< took't xDD away UwU again; 
>_< Who uWu thewewith ;;w;; angwy, uWu when it UwU nyext came there, 
^w^ Took it ^-^ in >_< snyuff; ^-^ and OwO stiww UwU he smil'd ^-^ and ^w^ tawk'd; 
And ÚwÚ as >w< the :33 sowdiews bore ^-^ dead >_< bodies ;;w;; by, 
He call'd them untaught x3 knyaves, unmannerly, 
>_< To >_< bwing a OwO swovenwy UwU unhandsome UwU cowse 
>_< Betwixt >w< the ^.^ wind ^-^ and ^.^ his x3 nyobiwity. 
With uWu many ^w^ howiday ^-^ and lady >w< tewms 
He ;;w;; questionyed me, ^.^ amongst >w< the :33 west >_< demanded 
^w^ My :33 pwisonyews ^-^ in ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Majesty's :3 behawf. 
^-^ I uWu then, ;;w;; aww UwU smawting xDD with >_> my >_< wounds being >_> cowd, 
>_< To >_< be ;;w;; so >_> pest'wed xDD with a :33 popingay, 
>_> Out :3 of >_> my grief ^-^ and >_> my ^.^ impatience 
xDD Answew'd xDD nyegwectingwy, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot UwU what- 
He >_< shouwd, >w< ow UwU he OwO shouwd not; for UwU he uWu made :33 me uWu mad 
>_< To see xDD him shine ;;w;; so brisk, ^-^ and x3 smeww ;;w;; so >w< sweet, 
And ^-^ tawk ;;w;; so OwO wike a waiting :3 gentwewoman 
Of guns ^-^ and drums ^-^ and :33 wounds- >_> God >_< save >w< the xDD mawk!- 
And telling :33 me >w< the :3 soveweignyest >_> thing on earth 
uWu Was OwO pawmacity for :3 an inward xDD bwuise; 
And ^w^ that it >_> was >_> gweat pity, ;;w;; so it ^w^ was, 
^.^ This ;;w;; viwwanyous :33 sawtpetwe OwO shouwd >_< be uWu digg'd 
>_> Out :3 of >w< the xDD bowews :3 of >w< the >w< hawmwess >_> eawth, 
Which uWu many a ^w^ good xDD taww uWu fewwow ^w^ had :33 destwoy'd 
So cowardly; ^-^ and but for uWu these :3 viwe >w< 'guns, 
He :3 wouwd himself have OwO been a ÚwÚ sowdiew. 
^.^ This ;;w;; bawd unjointed ^-^ chat :3 of uWu his, >_> my lord, 
^-^ I answered ÚwÚ indiwectwy, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ said, 
And ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, let UwU nyot ^.^ his >_< wepowt 
^w^ Come OwO cuwwent for :3 an UwU accusation 
>_< Betwixt >_> my :33 wove ^-^ and ^-^ youw >_> high majesty. 
x3 Bwunt. ^.^ The circumstance ^w^ considewed, ^w^ good >_> my lord, 
Whate'er xDD Wowd Harry x3 Pewcy :33 then ^w^ had ^-^ said 
>_< To >_< such a person, ^-^ and ^-^ in >_< such a place, 
x3 At >_< such a time, xDD with ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west :33 wetowd, 
:3 May xDD weasonyabwy ^-^ die, ^-^ and UwU nyevew rise 
>_< To do xDD him OwO wwong, >w< ow :33 any x3 way UwU impeach 
:3 What :33 then UwU he ^w^ said, ;;w;; so UwU he ÚwÚ unsay it UwU nyow. 
UwU King. :3 Why, yet UwU he x3 doth uWu deny ^.^ his :33 pwisonyews, 
xDD But xDD with >_< pwoviso ^-^ and :33 exception, 
:33 That ;;w;; we :3 at x3 ouw ^-^ own charge >_< shaww ^.^ wansom straight 
:33 His ^w^ bwothew-in-waw, >w< the x3 foowish Mortimer; 
^-^ Who, on >_> my ^w^ souw, hath x3 wiwfuwwy ^-^ betway'd 
^.^ The xDD wives :3 of those ^w^ that UwU he >w< did ÚwÚ wead uWu to ^.^ fight 
Against ^w^ that >_> gweat OwO magician, ^.^ damn'd Glendower, 
>_< Whose ;;w;; daughtew, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we uWu heaw, >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of March 
uWu Hath uWu watewy married. ÚwÚ Shaww x3 ouw coffers, uWu then, 
;;w;; Be >_< emptied uWu to ^-^ wedeem a UwU twaitow ^w^ home? 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we :3 buy UwU tweason? ^-^ and ÚwÚ indent xDD with >_> feaws 
When :33 they have :33 wost ^-^ and >_< fowfeited ^.^ themsewves? 
x3 Nyo, on >w< the x3 bawwen mountains let xDD him starve! 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyevew hold ^w^ that man >_> my uWu fwiend 
>_< Whose tongue >_< shaww ask :33 me for >w< onye >w< penny cost 
>_< To ^.^ wansom home uWu wevowted x3 Mowtimew. 
>w< Hot. uWu Wevowted ^w^ Mowtimew? 
He UwU nyevew >w< did x3 faww ÚwÚ off, >_> my sovereign liege, 
xDD But :3 by >w< the >_> chance :3 of ^.^ waw. >_< To >_< pwove ^w^ that OwO twue 
Needs xDD nyo :33 mowe but >w< onye tongue for ;;w;; aww those ^w^ wounds, 
Those mouthed ^w^ wounds, xDD which OwO vawiantwy UwU he took 
When on >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe ^.^ Sevewn's :3 sedgy :33 bank, 
^.^ In :33 singwe opposition UwU hand uWu to ;;w;; hand, 
He >w< did confound >w< the uWu best ^.^ pawt :3 of :3 an hour 
^.^ In ;;w;; changing uWu hawdiment xDD with >_> gweat Glendower. 
Three xDD times :33 they x3 bweath'd, ^-^ and xDD thwee xDD times >w< did :33 they drink, 
ÚwÚ Upon ;;w;; agweement, :3 of ÚwÚ swift ^.^ Sevewn's ÚwÚ fwood; 
>_< Who uWu then, ^.^ affwighted xDD with their ÚwÚ bwoody looks, 
^-^ Wan fearfully xDD among >w< the trembling xDD weeds 
And :3 hid ^.^ his >w< cwisp ^.^ head ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ howwow :33 bank, 
Bloodstained xDD with uWu these ^.^ vawiant :3 cohabitants. 
^.^ Nyevew >w< did base ^-^ and >w< wotten policy 
Colour ;;w;; hew working xDD with >_< such deadly ^-^ wounds; 
>_> Nyow UwU nyevew ^-^ couwd >w< the ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; Mowtimew 
;;w;; Weceive ;;w;; so ÚwÚ many, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ wiwwingwy. 
UwU Then let UwU nyot xDD him >_< be x3 swandewed xDD with revolt. 
UwU King. Thou dost ^w^ bewie :3 him, Percy, >w< thou dost ^w^ bewie uWu him! 
He UwU nyevew >w< did ^w^ encountew xDD with Glendower. 
^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee 
He durst ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww have >_< met >w< the devil OwO awonye 
:33 As ;;w;; Owen x3 Gwendowew for :3 an >_> enyemy. 
^-^ Awt >w< thou UwU nyot UwU asham'd? >w< But, sirrah, >w< hencefowth 
Let :33 me UwU nyot >_> heaw :33 you UwU speak :3 of x3 Mowtimew. 
uWu Send :33 me ^-^ youw :33 pwisonyews xDD with >w< the >_> speediest x3 means, 
>_> Ow :33 you >_< shaww >_> heaw ^-^ in >_< such a uWu kind OwO fwom :33 me 
:33 As >w< wiww displease ÚwÚ you. ^w^ My xDD Wowd >w< Nyowthumbewwand, 
OwO We :33 wicense ^-^ youw departure xDD with ^-^ youw ^.^ son.- 
uWu Send uWu us ^-^ youw :33 pwisonyews, >w< ow :33 you >w< wiww >_> heaw :3 of uWu it. 
Exeunt :3 King, OwO [Bwunt, ^-^ and >_< Twain] 
>w< Hot. ;;w;; An >_> if >w< the devil come ^-^ and >w< woaw for them, 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^.^ send uWu them. ^-^ I >w< wiww after straight 
And tell xDD him uWu so; for ^-^ I >w< wiww else >_> my heart, 
uWu Awbeit ^-^ I uWu make a ;;w;; hazawd :3 of >_> my head. 
UwU Nyowth. ^w^ What, ;;w;; dwunk xDD with x3 chowew? Stay, ^-^ and :33 pause ^w^ awhiwe. 
uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ^-^ youw >w< uncwe. 

^-^ Entew xDD Wowcestew. 

>w< Hot. OwO Speak :3 of ^w^ Mowtimew? 
^-^ Zounds, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU speak :3 of :3 him, ^-^ and let >_> my ^w^ souw 
Want :33 mewcy >_> if ^-^ I do UwU nyot :33 join xDD with uWu him! 
x3 Yea, on ^.^ his ^.^ pawt >_< I'ww uWu empty ;;w;; aww uWu these veins, 
And xDD shed >_> my dear UwU bwood drop :3 by drop ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; dust, 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww lift >w< the >_> downtwod ;;w;; Mowtimew 
:33 As >_> high ^-^ in >w< the air ÚwÚ as ^w^ this unthankful uWu king, 
:33 As ^w^ this >_< ingwate ^-^ and cank'red ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke. 
UwU Nyowth. ;;w;; Bwothew, >w< the OwO King hath uWu made ^-^ youw ^.^ nyephew x3 mad. 
OwO Wow. >_< Who ^w^ stwuck ^w^ this ÚwÚ heat :3 up after ^-^ I >_> was :33 gonye? 
>w< Hot. He >w< wiww ;;w;; (fowsooth) have ;;w;; aww >_> my x3 pwisonyews; 
And uWu when ^-^ I :3 uwg'd >w< the ^.^ wansom once ;;w;; again 
Of >_> my :33 wive's ^-^ bwothew, :33 then ^.^ his cheek OwO wook'd pale, 
And on >_> my UwU face UwU he OwO tuwn'd :3 an eye :3 of >_< death, 
>_< Twembwing uWu even :3 at >w< the name :3 of x3 Mowtimew. 
OwO Wow. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ bwame ^-^ him. uWu Was UwU nyot UwU he proclaim'd 
By :3 Wichawd ^w^ that ^-^ dead UwU is, >w< the UwU nyext :3 of :3 bwood? 
UwU Nyowth. He >_< was; ^-^ I heard >w< the >_> pwocwamation. 
And :33 then it >_> was uWu when >w< the ÚwÚ unhappy OwO King 
:33 (Whose ^.^ wwongs ^-^ in uWu us >_> God :33 pawdon!) >w< did ^w^ set ^-^ fowth 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his ^w^ Iwish :33 expedition; 
^w^ Fwom whence UwU he ^-^ intewcepted >w< did ^w^ wetuwn 
>_< To >_< be ^-^ depos'd, ^-^ and uWu showtwy murdered. 
OwO Wow. And for :3 whose ÚwÚ death ;;w;; we ^-^ in >w< the x3 wowwd's uWu wide uWu mouth 
ÚwÚ Wive scandaliz'd ^-^ and xDD fouwwy ^-^ spoken >_< of. 
>w< Hot. xDD But soft, ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ you. ÚwÚ Did OwO King :3 Wichawd :33 then 
^-^ Pwocwaim >_> my brother >_< Edmund ;;w;; Mowtimew 
UwU Heiw uWu to >w< the xDD cwown? 
UwU Nyowth. He ^w^ did; myself >w< did >_> heaw uWu it. 
>w< Hot. Nay, :33 then ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ bwame ^.^ his ;;w;; cousin uWu king, 
:33 That wish'd xDD him on >w< the x3 bawwen mountains OwO stawve. 
xDD But >_< shaww it >_< be ^w^ that ^.^ you, ^w^ that ^w^ set >w< the crown 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^.^ head :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ fowgetfuw ;;w;; man, 
And for ^.^ his >w< sake >_< weaw >w< the OwO detested ^.^ bwot 
Of murtherous ÚwÚ subownyation- >_< shaww it >_< be 
:33 That :33 you a UwU wowwd :3 of ;;w;; cuwses >_< undewgo, 
ÚwÚ Being >w< the agents >w< ow base ;;w;; second x3 means, 
^.^ The cords, >w< the ladder, >w< ow >w< the hangman >_> wathew? 
OwO O, >w< pawdon :33 me ^w^ that ^-^ I ÚwÚ descend ;;w;; so >w< wow 
>_< To ^w^ show >w< the x3 winye ^-^ and >w< the >_> pwedicament 
Wherein :33 you >_< wange ^.^ undew ^w^ this subtile king! 
ÚwÚ Shaww it for OwO shame >_< be ^-^ spoken ^-^ in uWu these days, 
>_> Ow fill :3 up chronicles ^-^ in :3 time uWu to come, 
:33 That ^-^ men :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ nyobiwity ^-^ and ÚwÚ powew 
ÚwÚ Did ^w^ gage them x3 both ^-^ in :3 an :3 unjust ÚwÚ behawf 
ÚwÚ (As x3 both :3 of ^.^ you, >_> God >w< pawdon x3 it! have >_> donye) 
>_< To put OwO down Richard, ^w^ that sweet ^-^ wovewy xDD wose, 
And UwU pwant ^w^ this thorn, ^w^ this canker, x3 Bowingbwoke? 
And >_< shaww it ^-^ in :33 mowe OwO shame >_< be further ^-^ spoken 
:33 That :33 you are fool'd, x3 discawded, ^-^ and :3 shook off 
By xDD him for whom uWu these ^-^ shames xDD ye ;;w;; undewwent? 
^w^ Nyo! yet :3 time serves :33 whewein :33 you ^w^ may ^-^ wedeem 
;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ banyish'd UwU honyouws ^-^ and uWu westowe :33 youwsewves 
>w< Into >w< the ^w^ good ;;w;; thoughts :3 of >w< the UwU wowwd UwU again; 
:3 Wevenge >w< the jeering ^-^ and disdain'd >_> contempt 
Of ^w^ this ÚwÚ pwoud uWu king, ;;w;; who ;;w;; studies x3 day ^-^ and night 
>_< To answer ;;w;; aww >w< the ^.^ debt UwU he UwU owes uWu to :33 you 
uWu Even xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody OwO payment :3 of ^-^ youw xDD deaths. 
Therefore ^-^ I say- 
OwO Wow. ^w^ Peace, cousin, say xDD nyo >_< mowe; 
And uWu nyow, ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 uncwasp a ;;w;; secwet ÚwÚ book, 
And uWu to ^-^ youw >w< quick-conceiving :3 discontents 
>_< I'ww UwU wead :33 you :3 mattew ;;w;; deep ^-^ and ^-^ dangewous, 
:33 As full :3 of peril ^-^ and :3 adventuwous ÚwÚ spiwit 
:33 As uWu to :3 o'ewwawk a OwO cuwwent UwU woawing ÚwÚ woud 
:3 On >w< the ^w^ unsteadfast footing :3 of a :3 speaw. 
>w< Hot. UwU If UwU he x3 faww :33 in, ^w^ good OwO nyight, >w< ow ^.^ sink >w< ow >_> swim! 
uWu Send danger OwO fwom >w< the ^w^ east >_< unto >w< the west, 
So >w< honyouw x3 cwoss it OwO fwom >w< the north uWu to ^.^ south, 
And let them >w< gwappwe. OwO O, >w< the UwU bwood :33 mowe stirs 
>_< To :33 wouse a lion than uWu to >_> stawt a x3 hawe! 
UwU Nyowth. :3 Imaginyation :3 of ÚwÚ some >_> gweat exploit 
^-^ Dwives xDD him >_> beyond >w< the OwO bounds :3 of ^.^ patience. 
>w< Hot. By :33 heaven, :33 methinks it were :3 an >_< easy UwU weap 
>_< To pluck OwO bwight >w< honyouw OwO fwom >w< the UwU pawe-fac'd moon, 
>_> Ow dive uWu into >w< the ÚwÚ bottom :3 of >w< the uWu deep, 
;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; fadom x3 winye ^-^ couwd UwU nyevew >_< touch >w< the OwO gwound, 
And pluck :3 up ;;w;; dwownyed >w< honyouw :3 by >w< the >w< wocks, 
So UwU he ^w^ that x3 doth ^-^ wedeem ;;w;; hew thence :33 might >_< weaw 
>_< Without >w< cowwivaw ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew uWu dignyities; 
xDD But :33 out upon ^w^ this OwO hawf-fac'd ^w^ fewwowship! 
OwO Wow. He :33 appwehends a UwU wowwd :3 of x3 figuwes ;;w;; hewe, 
xDD But UwU nyot >w< the OwO fowm :3 of what UwU he OwO shouwd ^w^ attend. 
Good cousin, >w< give :33 me audience for a while. 
>w< Hot. ^-^ I ^.^ cwy :33 you mercy. 
OwO Wow. Those ^-^ same ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; Scots 
:33 That are ^-^ youw OwO pwisonyews- 
>w< Hot. >_< I'ww :3 keep them ÚwÚ aww. 
By God, UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyot have a x3 Scot :3 of OwO them! 
x3 Nyo, >_> if a x3 Scot :3 wouwd >_< save ^.^ his ^w^ souw, UwU he >_< shaww uWu nyot. 
>_< I'ww :3 keep them, :3 by ^w^ this hand! 
OwO Wow. You >_> stawt uWu away. 
And ^w^ wend xDD nyo >_> eaw >_< unto >_> my x3 puwposes. 
Those :33 pwisonyews :33 you >_< shaww keep. 
>w< Hot. Nay, ^-^ I >_> wiww! :33 That is :3 fwat! 
He ^-^ said UwU he :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^.^ wansom UwU Mowtimew, 
>w< Fowbade >_> my tongue uWu to UwU speak :3 of UwU Mowtimew, 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww find xDD him uWu when UwU he ^w^ wies >_> asweep, 
And ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> eaw >_< I'ww ^w^ howwoa :33 'Mowtimew.' 
ÚwÚ Nyay; 
>_< I'ww have a ^.^ stawwing >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ taught uWu to UwU speak 
Nothing but OwO 'Mowtimew,' ^-^ and >w< give it xDD him 
>_< To :3 keep ^.^ his :33 angew OwO stiww ^-^ in ÚwÚ motion. 
OwO Wow. Hear ^.^ you, cousin, a word. 
>w< Hot. ;;w;; Aww ;;w;; studies ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I ^.^ sowemnwy :33 defy 
^.^ Save how uWu to >w< gaww ^-^ and pinch ^w^ this Bolingbroke; 
And ^w^ that ^-^ same ;;w;; swowd-and-buckwew xDD Pwince :3 of ^-^ Wawes- 
xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ I xDD think ^.^ his father >_< woves xDD him UwU nyot 
And :3 wouwd >_< be ^.^ gwad UwU he >_< met xDD with ÚwÚ some ;;w;; mischance, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd have xDD him >_> poisonyed xDD with a ;;w;; pot :3 of ^-^ awe. 
OwO Wow. Farewell, kinsman. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ tawk uWu to :33 you 
When :33 you are xDD bettew OwO tempew'd uWu to ^w^ attend. 
UwU Nyowth. :3 Why, what a ;;w;; wasp-stung ^-^ and >_> impatient UwU foow 
^-^ Awt >w< thou uWu to x3 bweak uWu into ^w^ this :3 woman's OwO mood, 
uWu Tying ^w^ thinye >_> eaw uWu to xDD nyo tongue but ^w^ thinye ^-^ own! 
>w< Hot. :3 Why, >w< wook ^.^ you, ^-^ I am UwU whipp'd ^-^ and ^.^ scouwg'd xDD with rods, 
xDD Nyettwed, ^-^ and :33 stung xDD with ^.^ pismiwes uWu when ^-^ I >_> heaw 
Of ^w^ this :3 viwe ;;w;; powitician, ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke. 
^.^ In Richard's time- what do :33 you UwU caww >w< the place- 
xDD A ^w^ pwague upon x3 it! it is ^-^ in xDD GIoucestewshiwe- 
>_< 'Twas >w< whewe >w< the ^-^ madcap xDD Duke ^.^ his >w< uncwe :33 kept- 
:33 His >w< uncwe ÚwÚ Yowk- >w< whewe ^-^ I >_> fiwst x3 bow'd >_> my :33 knyee 
uWu Unto ^w^ this :33 king :3 of >_< smiwes, ^w^ this Bolingbroke- 
:3 'S >w< bwood! 
When :33 you ^-^ and UwU he came >_< back OwO fwom >w< Wavenspuwgh- 
UwU Nyowth. x3 At Berkeley >_> Castwe. 
>w< Hot. You say :3 twue. 
:3 Why, what a x3 candy ^.^ deaw :3 of :3 couwtesy 
^.^ This xDD fawnying greyhound :33 then >w< did :33 pwoffew me! 
x3 Wook, x3 'when ^.^ his infant xDD fowtunye came uWu to >_< age,' 
And 'gentle Harry UwU Pewcy,' ^-^ and 'kind uWu cousin'- 
OwO O, >w< the devil ^w^ take >_< such >_> cozenyews!- >_> God x3 fowgive me! 
Good >w< uncwe, tell ^-^ youw ;;w;; tawe, for ^-^ I have OwO donye. 
OwO Wow. Nay, >_> if :33 you have not, uWu to it again. 
OwO We >w< wiww x3 stay ^-^ youw xDD weisuwe. 
>w< Hot. ^-^ I have x3 donye, ^.^ i' faith. 
OwO Wow. UwU Then once :33 mowe uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; Scottish >_< pwisonyews. 
^.^ Dewivew them :3 up :33 without their ^.^ wansom UwU stwaight, 
And uWu make >w< the xDD Dougwas' ^-^ son ^-^ youw :3 onwy UwU mean 
:3 Fow ^w^ powews ^.^ In ^w^ Scotwand; which, for divers uWu weasons 
Which ^-^ I >_< shaww ^.^ send :33 you x3 wwitten, >_< be assur'd 
Will ^w^ easiwy >_< be granted. ^w^ [To ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand] You, >_> my lord, 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ son ^-^ in ^w^ Scotwand being UwU thus employ'd, 
ÚwÚ Shaww :33 secwetwy uWu into >w< the bosom uWu cweep 
Of ^w^ that ^-^ same ^-^ nyobwe prelate well-belov'd, 
^.^ The Archbishop. 
>w< Hot. Of :33 Yowk, is it xDD nyot? 
OwO Wow. x3 Twue; ;;w;; who >_< beaws :33 hawd 
:33 His ^-^ bwothew's ÚwÚ death :3 at xDD Bwistow, >w< the xDD Wowd Scroop. 
^-^ I UwU speak UwU nyot ^w^ this ^-^ in xDD estimation, 
:33 As what ^-^ I xDD think :33 might be, but what ^-^ I >_< knyow 
Is ;;w;; wuminyated, ^.^ pwotted, ^-^ and ^w^ set x3 down, 
And :3 onwy stays but uWu to uWu behowd >w< the UwU face 
Of ^w^ that ^.^ occasion ^w^ that >_< shaww >_< bwing it >_< on. 
>w< Hot. ^-^ I x3 smeww uWu it. ÚwÚ Upon >_> my >_< wife, it >w< wiww do ^.^ weww. 
UwU Nyowth. :3 Befowe >w< the >w< game is UwU afoot >w< thou OwO stiww let'st UwU swip. 
>w< Hot. :3 Why, it ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose but >_< be a ^-^ nyobwe xDD pwot. 
And :33 then >w< the ÚwÚ powew :3 of ^w^ Scotwand ^-^ and :3 of York 
>_< To :33 join xDD with UwU Mowtimew, x3 ha? 
OwO Wow. And ;;w;; so :33 they uWu shaww. 
>w< Hot. ^.^ In faith, it is :33 exceedingwy ^w^ weww :3 aim'd. 
OwO Wow. And ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo ^-^ wittwe :3 weason ^.^ bids uWu us x3 speed, 
>_< To >_< save x3 ouw UwU heads :3 by UwU waising :3 of a head; 
^.^ Fow, ;;w;; beaw >_> ouwsewves ÚwÚ as uWu even ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we can, 
^.^ The OwO King >w< wiww uWu awways xDD think xDD him ^-^ in x3 ouw debt, 
And xDD think ;;w;; we xDD think >_> ouwsewves >_< unsatisfied, 
xDD Tiww UwU he hath x3 found a :3 time uWu to ^-^ pay uWu us home. 
And see uWu awweady how UwU he x3 doth begin 
>_< To uWu make uWu us strangers uWu to ^.^ his OwO wooks :3 of :3 wove. 
>w< Hot. He :3 does, UwU he x3 does! >w< We'ww >_< be :33 weveng'd on ^-^ him. 
OwO Wow. :33 Cousin, farewell. :33 Nyo further ^w^ go ^-^ in ^w^ this 
uWu Than ^-^ I :3 by :33 wettews >_< shaww ;;w;; diwect ^-^ youw >_> couwse. 
When :3 time is x3 wipe, xDD which >w< wiww >_< be suddenly, 
>_< I'ww >_> steaw uWu to x3 Gwendowew ^-^ and xDD Wowd UwU Mowtimew, 
;;w;; Whewe :33 you ^-^ and Douglas, ^-^ and x3 ouw ^-^ pow'ws :3 at once, 
:33 As ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ fashion ^w^ it, >_< shaww ^.^ happiwy uWu meet, 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw x3 ouw UwU fowtunyes ^-^ in x3 ouw ^-^ own strong ^w^ awms, 
Which now ;;w;; we hold :3 at ÚwÚ much ;;w;; uncewtainty. 
UwU Nyowth. Farewell, ^w^ good >_> bwothew. OwO We >_< shaww ÚwÚ thwive, ^-^ I x3 twust. 
>w< Hot. x3 Uncwe, >_> adieu. OwO O, let >w< the >w< houws >_< be x3 showt 
xDD Tiww ^-^ fiewds ^-^ and ^.^ bwows ^-^ and OwO gwoans applaud x3 ouw sport! x3 Exeunt. 




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>_< ACT >_< II. Scenye xDD I. 
x3 Wochestew. ;;w;; An ÚwÚ inn >_< yawd. 

^-^ Entew a Carrier xDD with a >_< wantewn ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; hand. 

^w^ 1. :33 Caw. ÚwÚ Heigh-ho! :3 an it >_< be UwU nyot :3 fouw :3 by >w< the x3 day, >_< I'ww >_< be hang'd. 
x3 Chawwes' OwO wain is OwO ovew >w< the xDD nyew >_< chimnyey, ^-^ and yet x3 ouw ;;w;; howse UwU nyot 
pack'd.- ^w^ What, ostler! 
Ost. [within] OwO Anyon, ;;w;; anyon. 
^w^ 1. :33 Caw. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, ;;w;; Tom, ^-^ beat Cut's saddle, put a OwO few UwU fwocks ^-^ in >w< the 
>_> point. >_> Poow jade is >_< wwung ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ withews :33 out :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< cess. 

^-^ Entew uWu anyothew ^w^ Cawwiew. 

2. :33 Caw. >_< Peas ^-^ and ;;w;; beans are ÚwÚ as ^.^ dank ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ as a UwU dog, ^-^ and ^w^ that is >w< the 
UwU nyext x3 way uWu to >w< give x3 poow :3 jades >w< the bots. ^.^ This house is turned >_< upside 
OwO down >_> since ;;w;; Wobin Ostler died. 
^w^ 1. :33 Caw. >_> Poow uWu fewwow UwU nyevew uWu joyed >_> since >w< the ^.^ pwice :3 of :3 oats ^-^ wose. >_> It 
>_> was >w< the ÚwÚ death :3 of ^-^ him. 
2. :33 Caw. ^-^ I xDD think ^w^ this >_< be >w< the :3 most ;;w;; viwwanyous house ^-^ in ;;w;; aww :33 Wondon road 
for xDD fweas. ^-^ I am :33 stung OwO wike a tench. 
^w^ 1. :33 Caw. >w< Wike a >_> tench ^-^ I By >w< the mass, >w< thewe is >w< nye'ew a :33 king :3 chwisten 
^-^ couwd >_< be xDD bettew ^-^ bit than ^-^ I have OwO been >_> since >w< the >_> fiwst ;;w;; cock. 
2. :33 Caw. :3 Why, :33 they >w< wiww OwO awwow uWu us >w< nye'ew a :3 jowdan, ^-^ and :33 then ;;w;; we x3 weak ^-^ in 
^-^ youw >_< chimnyey, ^-^ and ^-^ youw chamber-lye >w< bweeds ;;w;; fweas OwO wike a UwU woach. 
^w^ 1. :33 Caw. ^w^ What, ostler! come xDD away ^-^ and >_< be hang'd! come uWu away! 
2. :33 Caw. ^-^ I have a >_< gammon :3 of bacon ^-^ and x3 two razes :3 of xDD gingew, uWu to >_< be 
delivered ÚwÚ as far ÚwÚ as :3 Chawing ÚwÚ Cwoss. 
^w^ 1. :33 Caw. God's body! >w< the :3 tuwkeys ^-^ in >_> my xDD pannyiew are :3 quite ^.^ stawved. 
^w^ What, ostler! xDD A ^w^ pwague on ^-^ thee! UwU hast >w< thou UwU nyevew :3 an eye ^-^ in thy 
uWu head? ^w^ Canst UwU nyot hear? ;;w;; An x3 'twewe UwU nyot ÚwÚ as ^w^ good deed ÚwÚ as drink uWu to 
x3 bweak >w< the ^.^ pate on ^-^ thee, ^-^ I am a :3 vewy OwO viwwain. uWu Come, ^-^ and >_< be hang'd! 
Hast xDD nyo faith ^-^ in uWu thee? 

^-^ Entew uWu Gadshiww. 

^.^ Gads. Good UwU mowwow, ^.^ cawwiews. What's ÚwÚ o'cwock? 
^w^ 1. :33 Caw. ^-^ I xDD think it >_< be x3 two ÚwÚ o'cwock. 
^.^ Gads. ^-^ I >_> pwithee ^w^ wend :33 me ^w^ this >_< wantewn uWu to see >_> my gelding ^-^ in >w< the 
xDD stabwe. 
^w^ 1. :33 Caw. Nay, :3 by God, >_> soft! ^-^ I >_< knyow a trick worth x3 two :3 of that, 
^.^ i' faith. 
^.^ Gads. ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee ^w^ wend :33 me thine. 
2. :33 Caw. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ when? >_> canst ^.^ teww? >_< Wend :33 me thy lantern, ^-^ quoth ^-^ he? x3 Mawwy, 
>_< I'ww see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hang'd OwO fiwst! 
^.^ Gads. x3 Siwwah carrier, what :3 time do :33 you UwU mean uWu to come uWu to London? 
2. :33 Caw. ÚwÚ Time :33 enyough uWu to ^w^ go uWu to bed xDD with a x3 candwe, ^-^ I warrant ;;w;; thee. 
uWu Come, ^w^ nyeighbouw >_> Mugs, x3 we'ww UwU caww :3 up >w< the ;;w;; gentwemen. xDD They >w< wiww 
:3 awong xDD with ^w^ company, for :33 they have >_> gweat :33 chawge. 
Exeunt [Carriers]. 
^.^ Gads. ^w^ What, uWu ho! :3 chambewwain! 

^-^ Entew >_< Chambewwain. 

xDD Cham. x3 At ;;w;; hand, ^-^ quoth ÚwÚ pickpuwse. 
^.^ Gads. xDD That's uWu even ÚwÚ as ^.^ faiw ;;w;; as- >w< 'at ;;w;; hand, ^-^ quoth >w< the chamberlain'; for 
>w< thou OwO vawiest xDD nyo :33 mowe OwO fwom picking :3 of UwU puwses than ÚwÚ giving xDD diwection 
x3 doth OwO fwom xDD wabouwing: >w< thou :3 wayest >w< the :3 pwot how. 
xDD Cham. Good UwU mowwow, >w< Mastew uWu Gadshiww. >_> It UwU howds OwO cuwwent ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< towd 
:33 you UwU yestewnyight. Thewe's a franklin ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ Wiwd :3 of ^w^ Kent hath 
brought xDD thwee x3 hundwed ^-^ mawks xDD with xDD him ^-^ in ^w^ gowd. ^-^ I heard xDD him tell it 
uWu to >w< onye :3 of ^.^ his company last night :3 at supper- a uWu kind :3 of >_> auditow; 
>w< onye ^w^ that hath ^w^ abundance :3 of charge OwO too, >_> God UwU knyows UwU what. xDD They are 
:3 up uWu awweady ^-^ and UwU caww for eggs ^-^ and :3 buttew. xDD They >w< wiww xDD away 
^-^ pwesentwy. 
^.^ Gads. ^w^ Siwwah, >_> if :33 they meet UwU nyot xDD with ^-^ Saint ÚwÚ Nyichowas' clerks, >_< I'ww 
>w< give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ this uWu nyeck. 
xDD Cham. x3 Nyo, >_< I'ww none :3 of uWu it. ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee :3 keep ^w^ that for >w< the UwU hangman; 
for ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< thou worshippest ^-^ Saint ^-^ Nyichowas ÚwÚ as >_< twuwy ÚwÚ as a man :3 of 
>w< fawsehood >_> may. 
^.^ Gads. :3 What OwO tawkest >w< thou uWu to :33 me :3 of >w< the hangman? UwU If ^-^ I >_> hang, >_< I'ww uWu make 
a ÚwÚ fat >_< paiw :3 of OwO gawwows; for >_> if ^-^ I >_> hang, old :3 Siw :33 John OwO hangs xDD with me, 
^-^ and >w< thou knowest UwU he is xDD nyo uWu stawvewing. xDD Tut! >w< thewe are x3 othew 
:3 Twoyans ^w^ that >w< thou dream'st UwU nyot uWu of, >w< the xDD which for >_> spowt >w< sake are 
ÚwÚ content uWu to do >w< the profession ÚwÚ some grace; ^w^ that :3 wouwd ;;w;; (if OwO mattews 
OwO shouwd >_< be OwO wook'd >_> into) for their ^-^ own x3 cwedit >w< sake uWu make ;;w;; aww >_> whowe. 
^-^ I am xDD joinyed xDD with xDD nyo ^.^ foot ÚwÚ wand-wakews, xDD nyo OwO wong-staff x3 sixpenny 
strikers, none :3 of uWu these uWu mad uWu mustachio ÚwÚ puwpwe-hued uWu mawtwowms; but 
xDD with nobility, ^-^ and >_< twanquiwwity, UwU buwgomastews ^-^ and >_> gweat ^-^ onyeyews, 
>_< such ÚwÚ as ^w^ can hold :33 in, >_< such ÚwÚ as >w< wiww ;;w;; stwike ^-^ soonyew than :3 speak, ^-^ and 
UwU speak ^-^ soonyew than drink, ^-^ and drink ^-^ soonyew than pray; ^-^ and yet, 
^-^ zounds, ^-^ I >_< wie; for :33 they pray ÚwÚ continyuawwy uWu to their saint, >w< the 
uWu commonweawth, >w< ow ^w^ wathew, UwU nyot pray uWu to >w< hew, but prey on >w< hew, for 
:33 they :33 wide :3 up ^-^ and OwO down on ;;w;; hew ^-^ and uWu make ;;w;; hew their ÚwÚ boots. 
xDD Cham. ^w^ What, >w< the x3 commonweawth their boots? Will she hold :33 out water 
^-^ in ÚwÚ fouw >_> way? 
^.^ Gads. ÚwÚ She will, she >_> wiww! ÚwÚ Justice hath liquor'd x3 hew. OwO We >_> steaw ÚwÚ as ^-^ in 
a >w< castwe, >w< cocksuwe. OwO We have >w< the xDD weceipt :3 of >w< fewnseed, ;;w;; we ^.^ wawk 
invisible. 
xDD Cham. Nay, :3 by >_> my faith, ^-^ I xDD think :33 you are :33 mowe >w< behowding uWu to >w< the night 
than uWu to >w< fewnseed for ^-^ youw ^.^ wawking invisible. 
^.^ Gads. ^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand. Thou xDD shawt have a ^-^ shawe ^-^ in x3 ouw uWu puwchase, ÚwÚ as 
^-^ I ^-^ and a OwO twue man. 
xDD Cham. Nay, :3 wathew let :33 me have ^w^ it, ÚwÚ as :33 you are a x3 fawse ^w^ thief. 
^.^ Gads. :3 Go :33 to; uWu 'homo' is a UwU common name uWu to ;;w;; aww UwU men. OwO Bid >w< the OwO ostwew 
>_< bwing >_> my gelding :33 out :3 of >w< the xDD stabwe. Farewell, :33 you ^-^ muddy >w< knyave. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< II. 
^.^ The highway uWu nyeaw uWu Gadshiww. 

^-^ Entew xDD Pwince ^-^ and ;;w;; Poins. 

;;w;; Poins. uWu Come, shelter, OwO shewtew! ^-^ I have uWu wemov'd Falstaff's ^.^ howse, ^-^ and 
UwU he UwU fwets OwO wike a :33 gumm'd velvet. 
Prince. :33 Stand close. ;;w;; [They >_< step >_< aside.] 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Fawstaff. 

^.^ Faw. uWu Poins! >_> Poins, ^-^ and >_< be hang'd! uWu Poins! 
Prince. ^-^ I ÚwÚ comes ;;w;; fowwawd ^-^ I ^w^ Peace, xDD ye fat-kidney'd >_< wascaw! :3 What a 
brawling dost >w< thou keep! 
^.^ Faw. ^.^ Whewe's >_> Poins, x3 Haw? 
Prince. He is >_< wawk'd :3 up uWu to >w< the OwO top :3 of >w< the OwO hiww. >_< I'ww ^w^ go >w< seek ^-^ him. 
OwO [Steps >_< aside.] 
^.^ Faw. ^-^ I am accurs'd uWu to uWu wob ^-^ in ^w^ that thief's x3 company. ^.^ The ^w^ wascaw hath 
x3 wemoved >_> my ;;w;; howse ^-^ and ÚwÚ tied xDD him ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot UwU whewe. UwU If ^-^ I >_< twavew but 
:3 fouw ^.^ foot :3 by >w< the >_< squiwe further ^.^ afoot, ^-^ I >_< shaww x3 bweak >_> my ÚwÚ wind. 
xDD Weww, ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot but uWu to :33 die a ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ death for ;;w;; aww ^w^ this, >_> if ^-^ I 
OwO scape >_> hanging for ÚwÚ kiwwing ^w^ that rogue. ^-^ I have ;;w;; fowswown ^.^ his company 
hourly :33 any :3 time ^w^ this :3 two-and-twenty OwO yeaws, ^-^ and yet ^-^ I am :3 bewitch'd 
xDD with >w< the ^-^ wogue's x3 company. UwU If >w< the ^w^ wascaw have UwU nyot ÚwÚ given :33 me 
medicines uWu to uWu make :33 me :33 wove :3 him, >_< I'ww >_< be hang'd. >_> It ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >_< be 
;;w;; ewse. ^-^ I have ;;w;; dwunk OwO medicinyes. uWu Poins! ;;w;; Haw! xDD A ^w^ pwague upon :33 you ^.^ both! 
xDD Bawdowph! >_> Peto! >_< I'ww >w< stawve ^-^ ewe >_< I'ww uWu wob a ^.^ foot further. ;;w;; An 
x3 'twewe UwU nyot ÚwÚ as ^w^ good a deed ÚwÚ as drink uWu to ^w^ tuwn OwO twue man ^-^ and uWu to uWu weave 
uWu these UwU wogues, ^-^ I am >w< the ^.^ vewiest ^-^ vawwet ^w^ that ^-^ evew >_< chewed xDD with a 
^-^ tooth. UwU Eight ;;w;; yawds :3 of UwU unyeven >_< gwound is ^w^ thweescowe ^-^ and >_< ten miles 
UwU afoot xDD with me, ^-^ and >w< the stony-hearted ;;w;; viwwains >_< knyow it ^w^ weww 
xDD enyough. xDD A ^w^ pwague upon it uWu when OwO thieves ;;w;; cannyot >_< be OwO twue >w< onye uWu to 
;;w;; anyothew! (They ^.^ whistwe.) Whew! xDD A ^w^ pwague upon :33 you >_> aww! ^w^ Give :33 me >_> my 
^.^ howse, :33 you xDD wogues! >w< give :33 me >_> my ;;w;; howse ^-^ and >_< be hang'd! 
Prince. [comes >_> fowwawd] ^w^ Peace, xDD ye fat-guts! Lie x3 down, lay ^w^ thinye >_> eaw 
^-^ cwose uWu to >w< the OwO gwound, ^-^ and ^w^ wist >_> if >w< thou >_> canst >_> heaw >w< the ÚwÚ twead :3 of 
:3 twavewwews. 
^.^ Faw. >_< Have :33 you :33 any x3 wevews uWu to lift :33 me :3 up >w< again, being xDD down? ^-^ 'Sbwood, 
>_< I'ww UwU nyot ;;w;; beaw mine ^-^ own flesh ;;w;; so far UwU afoot ;;w;; again for ;;w;; aww >w< the ^.^ coin 
^-^ in thy >_> fathew's >_< exchequew. :3 What a ^w^ pwague UwU mean xDD ye uWu to colt :33 me uWu thus? 
Prince. Thou ^w^ wiest; >w< thou UwU awt UwU nyot ^w^ cowted, >w< thou UwU awt ^.^ uncowted. 
^.^ Faw. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, ^w^ good xDD Pwince UwU Haw, :33 hewp :33 me uWu to >_> my ^.^ howse, ^w^ good uWu king's 
;;w;; son. 
Prince. xDD Out, xDD ye xDD wogue! ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I >_< be ^-^ youw x3 ostwew? 
^.^ Faw. :3 Go ;;w;; hang thyself ^-^ in ^w^ thinye ^-^ own :33 heiw-appawent :33 gawtews! UwU If ^-^ I >_< be 
;;w;; ta'en, >_< I'ww UwU peach for this. ;;w;; An ^-^ I have UwU nyot >w< bawwads uWu made on :33 you 
>w< aww, ^-^ and xDD sung uWu to :33 fiwthy >_> tunyes, let a xDD cup :3 of uWu sack >_< be >_> my poison. 
When a >w< jest is ;;w;; so ;;w;; fowwawd- ^-^ and UwU afoot too- ^-^ I hate uWu it. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Gadshiww, [Bardolph ^-^ and xDD Peto xDD with x3 him]. 

^.^ Gads. :33 Stand! 
^.^ Faw. So ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, ÚwÚ against >_> my :3 wiww. 
;;w;; Poins. [comes fortward] OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis x3 ouw OwO settew. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^.^ his >_> voice. 
>_< Bawdowph, what OwO nyews? 
:3 Baw. ^-^ Case x3 ye, case ;;w;; ye! :3 On xDD with ^-^ youw >_< vizawds! Thewe's ^.^ monyey :3 of >w< the 
King's >w< coming OwO down >w< the uWu hiww; ÚwÚ 'tis going uWu to >w< the King's >_< exchequew. 
^.^ Faw. You lie, xDD ye xDD wogue! 'Tis going uWu to >w< the King's tavern. 
^.^ Gads. Thewe's :33 enyough uWu to uWu make uWu us ÚwÚ aww. 
^.^ Faw. >_< To >_< be hang'd. 
Prince. UwU Siws, :33 you :3 fouw >_< shaww UwU fwont them ^-^ in >w< the narrow ;;w;; wanye; ^-^ Nyed 
;;w;; Poins ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ wawk ^-^ wowew. UwU If :33 they OwO scape OwO fwom ^-^ youw ^w^ encountew, 
:33 then :33 they :3 wight on :33 us. 
>w< Peto. UwU How uWu many >_< be >w< thewe :3 of them? 
^.^ Gads. ^.^ Some xDD eight >w< ow ^.^ ten. 
^.^ Faw. ^-^ Zounds, >w< wiww :33 they UwU nyot uWu wob xDD us? 
Prince. ^w^ What, a coward, :3 Siw :33 John ^w^ Paunch? 
^.^ Faw. Indeed, ^-^ I am UwU nyot :33 John :3 of uWu Gaunt, ^-^ youw grandfather; but yet xDD nyo 
coward, Hal. 
Prince. xDD Weww, ;;w;; we uWu weave ^w^ that uWu to >w< the uWu pwoof. 
;;w;; Poins. x3 Siwwah ^w^ Jack, thy ;;w;; howse ^.^ stands x3 behind >w< the xDD hedge. When >w< thou 
>_> nyeed'st :3 him, >w< thewe >w< thou xDD shawt find ^-^ him. ^-^ Faweweww ^-^ and >_< stand >_> fast. 
^.^ Faw. :3 Nyow ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ I ;;w;; stwike :3 him, >_> if ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be hang'd. 
Prince. x3 [aside uWu to :33 Poins] Ned, >w< whewe are x3 ouw :33 disguises? 
;;w;; Poins. x3 [aside uWu to x3 Pwince] >_> Hewe, :33 hawd by. :33 Stand close. 
^.^ [Exeunt xDD Pwince ^-^ and uWu Poins.] 
^.^ Faw. xDD Nyow, >_> my masters, happy man >_< be ^.^ his :3 dowe, say xDD I. Every man uWu to 
^.^ his >_> businyess. 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 Twavewwews. 

xDD Twavewwew. uWu Come, ^-^ nyeighbouw. 
^.^ The :33 boy >_< shaww ÚwÚ wead x3 ouw :3 howses OwO down >w< the uWu hiww; 
>w< We'ww ^.^ wawk UwU afoot awhile ^-^ and ^-^ ease x3 ouw ^w^ wegs. 
Thieves. :33 Stand! 
xDD Twavewwew. >_< Jesus bless >_> us! 
^.^ Faw. >_> Stwike! OwO down xDD with OwO them! cut >w< the villains' uWu thwoats! >_< Ah, 
OwO whoweson uWu catewpiwwaws! >_> bacon-fed OwO knyaves! :33 they hate uWu us >_< youth. Down 
xDD with OwO them! :33 fweece OwO them! 
xDD Twavewwew. OwO O, ;;w;; we are undone, x3 both ;;w;; we ^-^ and UwU ouws for OwO evew! 
^.^ Faw. ^.^ Hang x3 ye, :3 gowbewwied x3 knyaves, are xDD ye >_> undonye? x3 Nyo, xDD ye ÚwÚ fat chuffs; 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ youw >_> stowe were ^w^ hewe! >w< On, uWu bacons OwO on! ^w^ What, xDD ye OwO knyaves! 
xDD young ^-^ men must xDD wive. You are xDD gwandjuwows, are ye? >w< We'ww :33 juwe x3 ye, 
faith! 
uWu Hewe :33 they uWu wob ^-^ and ^w^ bind uWu them. x3 Exeunt. 

^-^ Entew >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and ;;w;; Poins >_> [in uWu buckwam :3 suits]. 

Prince. ^.^ The OwO thieves have ^.^ bound >w< the OwO twue UwU men. :3 Nyow ^-^ couwd >w< thou ^-^ and ^-^ I 
uWu wob >w< the OwO thieves ^-^ and ^w^ go OwO mewwiwy uWu to London, it :3 wouwd >_< be argument 
for a week, laughter for a OwO month, ^-^ and a ^w^ good >w< jest for >w< evew. 
;;w;; Poins. :33 Stand ^w^ cwose! ^-^ I >_> heaw them coming. 
;;w;; [They >_< stand >_< aside.] 

^-^ Entew >w< the :33 Thieves again. 

^.^ Faw. uWu Come, >_> my masters, let uWu us ;;w;; shawe, ^-^ and :33 then uWu to ;;w;; howse :33 befowe ;;w;; day. 
;;w;; An >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and ;;w;; Poins >_< be UwU nyot x3 two ÚwÚ awwant :33 cowawds, >_< thewe's xDD nyo 
>w< equity OwO stiwwing. Thewe's xDD nyo :33 mowe OwO vawouw ^-^ in ^w^ that ;;w;; Poins than ^-^ in a 
wild ÚwÚ duck. 

xDD [As :33 they are sharing, >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and ;;w;; Poins ^w^ set upon 
uWu them. >_< THey ;;w;; aww run uWu away, ^-^ and >_< Fawstaff, after a x3 bwow >w< ow 
xDD two, UwU wuns uWu awasy OwO too, x3 weaving >w< the >_> booty x3 behind them.] 

Prince. ;;w;; Youw money! 
;;w;; Poins. ^-^ Viwwains! 

Prince. :33 Got xDD with ÚwÚ much ease. :3 Nyow OwO mewwiwy uWu to horse. 
^.^ The OwO thieves are scattered, ^-^ and :33 possess'd xDD with ^w^ feaw 
So ^w^ stwongwy ^w^ that :33 they dare UwU nyot meet uWu each ;;w;; othew. 
>_> Each >_> takes ^.^ his uWu fewwow for :3 an uWu officew. 
:3 Away, ^w^ good Ned. OwO Fawstaff OwO sweats uWu to ÚwÚ death 
And lards >w< the x3 wean earth ÚwÚ as UwU he OwO wawks :3 awong. 
UwU Wewe't UwU nyot for laughing, ^-^ I OwO shouwd :33 pity ^-^ him. 
;;w;; Poins. UwU How >w< the ^.^ wogue xDD woaw'd! x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
:33 Wawkwowth >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew Hotspur solus, ÚwÚ weading a OwO wettew. 

>w< Hot. 'But, for mine ^-^ own >_< pawt, >_> my lord, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >_< be ^w^ weww :3 contented uWu to 
>_< be there, ^-^ in ^w^ wespect :3 of >w< the :33 wove ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw ^-^ youw >w< house.' He ^-^ couwd >_< be 
UwU contented- why is UwU he UwU nyot then? ^.^ In ^w^ wespect :3 of >w< the :33 wove UwU he >_< beaws 
x3 ouw ÚwÚ house! He :3 shows ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU he >_< woves ^.^ his ^-^ own barn xDD bettew than UwU he 
>_< woves x3 ouw ^w^ house. Let :33 me see ÚwÚ some >w< mowe. ^-^ 'The OwO puwpose :33 you ;;w;; undewtake 
is :3 dangewous'- :3 Why, UwU that's :33 cewtain! 'Tis ^w^ dangewous uWu to ^w^ take a 
>_> cowd, uWu to xDD sweep, uWu to drink; but ^-^ I tell ^.^ you, >_> my lord >w< foow, :33 out :3 of 
^w^ this nettle, ^.^ dangew, ;;w;; we pluck ^w^ this UwU fwowew, safety. ^-^ 'The OwO puwpose 
:33 you ;;w;; undewtake is ^-^ dangewous, >w< the >w< fwiends :33 you have xDD nyamed OwO uncewtain, 
>w< the :3 time ^w^ itsewf unsorted, ^-^ and ^-^ youw uWu whowe :3 pwot x3 too :3 wight for >w< the 
UwU countewpoise :3 of ;;w;; so >_> gweat :3 an :33 opposition.' Say :33 you ;;w;; so, say :33 you so? 
^-^ I say >_< unto :33 you >w< again, :33 you are a x3 shawwow, cowardly >_> hind, ^-^ and :33 you 
:33 wie. :3 What a lack-brain is this! By >w< the Lord, x3 ouw :3 pwot is a ^w^ good 
:3 pwot ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew >_> was laid; x3 ouw >w< fwiends OwO twue ^-^ and constant: a ^w^ good 
:33 pwot, ^w^ good :3 fwiends, ^-^ and full :3 of :33 expectation; :3 an >_< excewwent :33 pwot, 
:3 vewy ^w^ good uWu fwiends. :3 What a ;;w;; fwosty-spiwited ^.^ wogue is this! :3 Why, >_> my 
xDD Wowd :3 of York OwO commends >w< the :3 pwot ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ genyewaw ÚwÚ couwse :3 of >w< the 
:3 action. ^-^ Zounds, :3 an ^-^ I were now :3 by ^w^ this rascal, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ^.^ bwain xDD him 
xDD with ^.^ his ^w^ wady's fan. Is >w< thewe UwU nyot >_> my ^-^ fathew, >_> my >w< uncwe, ^-^ and 
myself; xDD Wowd >_< Edmund UwU Mowtimew, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Yowk, ^-^ and ;;w;; Owen 
Glendower? Is >w< thewe not, >_> besides, >w< the ^w^ Dougwas? >_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot ;;w;; aww 
their :33 wettews uWu to meet :33 me ^-^ in xDD awms :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ nyinth :3 of >w< the UwU nyext OwO month, 
^-^ and are :33 they UwU nyot ÚwÚ some :3 of them ^w^ set ;;w;; fowwawd ;;w;; awweady? :3 What a >_< pagan 
^w^ wascaw is this! :3 an infidel! Ha! :33 you >_< shaww see uWu nyow, ^-^ in :3 vewy 
OwO sincewity :3 of ^w^ feaw ^-^ and >_< cowd :33 heawt >w< wiww UwU he uWu to >w< the OwO King ^-^ and lay uWu open 
;;w;; aww x3 ouw ^-^ pwoceedings. OwO O, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd divide myself ^-^ and ^w^ go uWu to ;;w;; buffets 
for >_< moving >_< such a OwO dish :3 of ^-^ skim UwU miwk xDD with ;;w;; so >w< honyouwabwe :3 an action! 
^.^ Hang :3 him, let xDD him tell >w< the King! ;;w;; we are prepared. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ set 
;;w;; fowwawd xDD to-nyight. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ his OwO Wady. 

UwU How uWu nyow, :3 Kate? ^-^ I must uWu weave :33 you >_> within uWu these x3 two hours. 
OwO Wady. O >_> my ^w^ good lord, why are :33 you UwU thus :33 awonye? 
:3 Fow what uWu offence have ^-^ I ^w^ this fortnight OwO been 
xDD A ÚwÚ banyish'd woman OwO fwom >_> my uWu Hawwy's UwU bed, 
Tell me, sweet lord, what ^w^ is't ^w^ that >_> takes OwO fwom ÚwÚ thee 
>w< Thy >_< stomach, ^.^ pweasuwe, ^-^ and thy xDD gowden uWu sweep? 
^.^ Why dost >w< thou ;;w;; bend ^w^ thinye ^.^ eyes upon >w< the >_> eawth, 
And >_> stawt ;;w;; so x3 often uWu when >w< thou sit'st :33 awonye? 
^.^ Why UwU hast >w< thou :33 wost >w< the >_> fwesh UwU bwood ^-^ in thy >_> cheeks 
And ÚwÚ given >_> my x3 tweasuwes ^-^ and >_> my :3 wights :3 of ÚwÚ thee 
>_< To thick-ey'd musing ^-^ and curs'd uWu mewanchowy? 
^.^ In thy UwU faint UwU swumbews ^-^ I :3 by ÚwÚ thee have ^w^ watch'd, 
And heard ÚwÚ thee :33 muwmuw >_> tawes :3 of >_> iwon wars, 
OwO Speak >w< tewms :3 of >_< manyage uWu to thy >_< bounding ^w^ steed, 
OwO Cwy ^.^ 'Couwage! uWu to >w< the ^w^ fiewd!' And >w< thou UwU hast ^w^ tawk'd 
Of sallies ^-^ and :3 wetiwes, :3 of xDD twenches, :3 tent, 
Of ^-^ pawisadoes, frontiers, xDD pawapets, 
Of xDD basiwisks, :3 of :33 cannyon, ÚwÚ cuwvewin, 
Of UwU pwisonyews' ransom, ^-^ and :3 of :33 sowdiews slain, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< cuwwents :3 of a :33 heady :3 fight. 
>w< Thy ÚwÚ spiwit >_> within ÚwÚ thee hath OwO been ;;w;; so :3 at >w< waw, 
And UwU thus hath ;;w;; so >_> bestiww'd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in thy xDD sweep, 
:33 That ^.^ beads :3 of sweat have >w< stood upon thy ^.^ bwow 
>w< Wike xDD bubbwes ^w^ iww a x3 wate-distuwbed stream, 
And ^-^ in thy UwU face ^-^ stwange motions have appear'd, 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we see uWu when ^-^ men >_< westwain their >_< bweath 
:3 On ÚwÚ some >_> gweat xDD sudden ^.^ hest. OwO O, what >_< powtents are >_> these? 
^.^ Some >_< heavy business hath >_> my lord ^-^ in ;;w;; hand, 
And ^-^ I must >_< knyow ^w^ it, else UwU he >_< woves :33 me uWu nyot. 
>w< Hot. ^w^ What, uWu ho! 

xDD [Entew a ;;w;; Sewvant.] 

Is >_< Giwwiams xDD with >w< the OwO packet :33 gonye? 
OwO Sewv. He UwU is, >_> my lord, :3 an hour ^w^ ago. 
>w< Hot. uWu Hath >_> Butwew brought those :3 howses OwO fwom >w< the x3 shewiff? 
OwO Sewv. uWu Onye ^.^ howse, >_> my lord, UwU he brought uWu even UwU nyow. 
>w< Hot. :3 What xDD howse? xDD A roan, a :3 cwop-eaw, is it xDD nyot? 
OwO Sewv. >_> It UwU is, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>w< Hot. :33 That ;;w;; woan >_< shaww >_< be >_> my throne. 
xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< back xDD him straight. O :33 espewance! 
OwO Bid >_> Butwew ÚwÚ wead xDD him ^-^ fowth uWu into >w< the x3 pawk. 
UwU [Exit ;;w;; Sewvant.] 
OwO Wady. xDD But >_> heaw ^.^ you, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>w< Hot. :3 What say'st UwU thou, >_> my uWu wady? 
OwO Wady. :3 What is it carries :33 you ;;w;; away? 
>w< Hot. :3 Why, >_> my ^.^ howse, >_> my >_> wove- >_> my horse! 
OwO Wady. xDD Out, :33 you ^.^ mad-headed ^.^ ape! 
xDD A weasel hath UwU nyot >_< such a ^.^ deaw :3 of spleen 
:33 As :33 you are :3 toss'd with. ^.^ In faith, 
>_< I'ww >_< knyow ^-^ youw ÚwÚ businyess, Harry; ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> wiww! 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw >_> my brother ;;w;; Mowtimew x3 doth >w< stiw 
About ^.^ his title ^-^ and hath >_> sent for :33 you 
>_< To x3 winye ^.^ his ÚwÚ entewpwise; but >_> if :33 you go- 
>w< Hot. So far ^.^ afoot, ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be >_> weawy, :3 wove. 
OwO Wady. uWu Come, come, :33 you >_> pawaquito, answer :33 me 
UwU Diwectwy >_< unto ^w^ this >w< question ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ ask. 
>_< I'ww x3 bweak thy ^-^ wittwe ^-^ fingew, OwO Hawwy, 
;;w;; An >_> if >w< thou OwO wiwt UwU nyot tell >_> my ;;w;; aww things :3 twue. 
>w< Hot. Away. 
:3 Away, :33 you trifler! :3 Wove? ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee not; 
^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot for ^-^ thee, >_< Kate. ^.^ This is xDD nyo UwU wowwd 
>_< To uWu pway xDD with ÚwÚ mammets ^-^ and uWu to tilt xDD with ^-^ wips. 
OwO We must have ÚwÚ bwoody noses ^-^ and crack'd xDD cwowns, 
And ^w^ pass them OwO cuwwent >_< too. :33 Gods me, >_> my horse! 
:3 What say'st UwU thou, :3 Kate? :3 What wouldst >w< thou have xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
OwO Wady. :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot :33 wove ÚwÚ me? do :33 you UwU nyot :33 indeed? 
xDD Weww, do UwU nyot >_> then; for >_> since :33 you :33 wove :33 me not, 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot :33 wove uWu mysewf. :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot :33 wove ÚwÚ me? 
Nay, tell :33 me >_> if :33 you UwU speak ^-^ in >w< jest >w< ow uWu nyo. 
>w< Hot. uWu Come, OwO wiwt >w< thou see :33 me ^-^ wide? 
And uWu when ^-^ I am ;;w;; a-howseback, ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD sweaw 
^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee infinitely. xDD But ^-^ hawk ÚwÚ you. uWu Kate: 
^-^ I must UwU nyot have :33 you >w< hencefowth >w< question :33 me 
uWu Whithew ^-^ I go, >_< nyow :3 weason >_< wheweabout. 
uWu Whithew ^-^ I >_< must, ^-^ I uWu must; ^-^ and uWu to ^.^ concwude, 
^.^ This >_< evenying must ^-^ I uWu weave ^.^ you, ÚwÚ gentwe >_< Kate. 
^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you ;;w;; wise; but yet xDD nyo xDD fawthew uWu wise 
uWu Than Harry OwO Pewcy's wife; ;;w;; constant :33 you x3 awe, 
xDD But yet a ^w^ woman; ^-^ and for >_< secwecy, 
:33 Nyo lady :3 cwosew, for ^-^ I ^w^ weww xDD bewieve 
Thou OwO wiwt UwU nyot ;;w;; uttew what >w< thou dost UwU nyot :33 knyow, 
And ;;w;; so far >w< wiww ^-^ I xDD twust ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ gentwe >_< Kate. 
OwO Wady. How? ;;w;; so >w< faw? 
>w< Hot. uWu Nyot :3 an :3 inch further. xDD But ^-^ hawk ^.^ you, uWu Kate: 
uWu Whithew ^-^ I go, ^.^ thithew >_< shaww :33 you ^w^ go too; 
^.^ To-day >w< wiww ^-^ I ^w^ set forth, uWu to-mowwow ÚwÚ you. 
Will ^w^ this ÚwÚ content ^.^ you, ^w^ Kate,? 
OwO Wady. >_> It must :3 of :33 fowce. x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ;;w;; IV. 
Eastcheap. ^.^ The x3 Boaw's UwU Head Tavern. 

^-^ Entew xDD Pwince ^-^ and ;;w;; Poins. 

Prince. Ned, >_> pwithee come :33 out :3 of ^w^ that fat-room ^-^ and ^w^ wend :33 me thy UwU hand 
uWu to ÚwÚ waugh a little. 
;;w;; Poins. ;;w;; Whewe UwU hast x3 been, x3 Haw? 
OwO Pwince,. With xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw x3 woggewheads ^.^ amongst xDD thwee >w< ow 
^w^ fouwscowe hogsheads. ^-^ I have UwU sounded >w< the :3 vewy ÚwÚ bass-stwing :3 of 
x3 humiwity. ^w^ Siwwah, ^-^ I am ^w^ swown brother uWu to a leash :3 of >_> dwawews ^-^ and 
^w^ can UwU caww them ;;w;; aww :3 by their :3 chwisten >_< nyames, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; Tom, Dick, ^-^ and 
^.^ Fwancis. xDD They ^w^ take it uWu awweady upon their OwO sawvation that, though 
^-^ I >_< be but xDD Pwince :3 of x3 Wawes, yet ^-^ I am >w< the :33 king :3 of :3 couwtesy; ^-^ and tell 
:33 me flatly ^-^ I am xDD nyo ÚwÚ pwoud ÚwÚ Jack OwO wike >_< Fawstaff, but a ;;w;; Cowinthian, a 
:33 wad :3 of ^.^ mettwe, a ^w^ good :33 boy ÚwÚ (by >w< the Lord, ;;w;; so :33 they UwU caww me!), ^-^ and 
uWu when ^-^ I am OwO King :3 of ;;w;; Engwand ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU command ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ good OwO wads 
Eastcheap. xDD They UwU caww :3 dwinking uWu deep, OwO dying >_> scawwet; ^-^ and uWu when 
:33 you ^-^ bweathe ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; watewing, :33 they ^.^ cwy ÚwÚ 'hem!' ^-^ and :33 bid :33 you uWu pway it 
^.^ off. >_< To ^.^ concwude, ^-^ I am ;;w;; so ^w^ good a proficient ^-^ in >w< onye ;;w;; quawtew :3 of :3 an 
hour ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ can drink xDD with :33 any tinker ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ own >_< wanguage :33 duwing 
>_> my ÚwÚ wife. ^-^ I tell ^-^ thee, Ned, >w< thou UwU hast :33 wost ÚwÚ much >w< honyouw ^w^ that >w< thou 
^-^ wewt UwU nyot xDD with :33 me ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 action. >w< But, sweet x3 Nyed- uWu to sweeten xDD which 
name :3 of Ned, ^-^ I >w< give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ this x3 pennywowth :3 of ^w^ sugaw, ÚwÚ cwapp'd uWu even 
now uWu into >_> my UwU hand :3 by :3 an ^w^ undew-skinkew, >w< onye ^w^ that UwU nyevew spake x3 othew 
ÚwÚ Engwish ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO wife than 'Eight UwU shiwwings ^-^ and >_> sixpence,' ^-^ and >w< 'You 
are x3 wewcome,' xDD with ^w^ this shrill ;;w;; addition, OwO 'Anyon, ^w^ anyon, :33 siw! xDD Scowe 
a pint :3 of ^w^ bastawd ^-^ in >w< the >_< Hawf-moon,' >w< ow UwU so- OwO but, Ned, uWu to :33 dwive 
xDD away >w< the :3 time :3 tiww OwO Fawstaff come, ^-^ I >_> pwithee do >w< thou >_< stand ^-^ in ÚwÚ some 
by-room :33 whiwe ^-^ I >w< question >_> my puny uWu dwawew uWu to what UwU end >_< be ÚwÚ gave :33 me 
>w< the ;;w;; sugaw; ^-^ and do >w< thou UwU nyevew uWu weave >_< cawwing ÚwÚ 'Fwancis!' ^w^ that ^.^ his 
x3 tawe uWu to :33 me ^w^ may >_< be OwO nyothing but UwU 'Anyon!' >w< Step aside, ^-^ and >_< I'ww ^w^ show 
ÚwÚ thee a ÚwÚ pwecedent. 
;;w;; Poins. ^-^ Fwancis! 
Prince. Thou UwU awt ^-^ pewfect. 
;;w;; Poins. ^-^ Fwancis! UwU [Exit uWu Poins.] 

^-^ Entew ^.^ [Fwancis, a] >_< Dwawew. 

>_< Fwan. OwO Anyon, ^w^ anyon, ;;w;; siw.- ÚwÚ Wook OwO down uWu into >w< the Pomgarnet, OwO Wawph. 
Prince. ^w^ Come hither, ^.^ Fwancis. 
>_< Fwan. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
Prince. UwU How long UwU hast >w< thou uWu to ^-^ sewve, Francis? 
>_< Fwan. ^.^ Fowsooth, ÚwÚ five OwO yeaws, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ to- 
;;w;; Poins. [within] ^-^ Fwancis! 
>_< Fwan. OwO Anyon, ^w^ anyon, ^-^ siw. 
Prince. x3 Five x3 yeaw! by'r Lady, a long ^.^ wease for >w< the xDD cwinking :3 of 
^-^ Pewtew. >w< But, Francis, OwO dawest >w< thou >_< be ;;w;; so ^.^ vawiant ÚwÚ as uWu to uWu pway >w< the 
>w< cowawd xDD with thy indenture ^-^ and ^w^ show it a ^.^ faiw >_< paiw :3 of ^.^ heews ^-^ and 
run OwO fwom it? 
>_< Fwan. O Lord, sir, >_< I'ww >_< be ^w^ swown upon ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD books ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand ^-^ I 
^-^ couwd find ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ heawt- 
;;w;; Poins. [within] ^-^ Fwancis! 
>_< Fwan. OwO Anyon, ^-^ siw. 
Prince. UwU How old UwU awt UwU thou, Francis? 
>_< Fwan. Let :33 me >_> see. About Michaelmas UwU nyext ^-^ I >_< shaww be- 
;;w;; Poins. [within] ^-^ Fwancis! 
>_< Fwan. OwO Anyon, ^-^ siw. xDD Pway x3 stay a OwO wittwe, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
Prince. Nay, but ^-^ hawk ^.^ you, ^.^ Fwancis. :3 Fow >w< the sugar >w< thou xDD gavest >_> me- 
x3 'twas a >_< pennywowth, uWu wast xDD nyot? 
>_< Fwan. O :3 Wowd! ^-^ I :3 wouwd it ^w^ had OwO been UwU two! 
Prince. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give ÚwÚ thee for it a >_> thousand ^w^ pound. Ask :33 me uWu when >w< thou 
xDD wiwt, UwU and, >w< thou xDD shawt have uWu it. 
;;w;; Poins. [within] ^-^ Fwancis! 
>_< Fwan. OwO Anyon, ;;w;; anyon. 
Prince. OwO Anyon, Francis? x3 Nyo, Francis; but x3 to-mowwow, Francis; >_< ow, 
Francis, a Thursday; >w< ow UwU indeed, Francis, uWu when >w< thou wilt. xDD But 
Francis- 
>_< Fwan. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
Prince. UwU Wiwt >w< thou uWu wob ^w^ this x3 weathewn-jewkin, cwystaw-button, 
^w^ nyot-pated, agate-ring, uWu puke-stocking, >w< caddis-gawtew, 
uWu smooth-tongue, Spanish-pouch- 
>_< Fwan. O Lord, sir, ;;w;; who do :33 you mean? 
Prince. ^.^ Why uWu then, ^-^ youw brown ^w^ bastawd is ^-^ youw :3 onwy drink; for >w< wook 
^.^ you, Francis, ^-^ youw ^w^ white ;;w;; canvas doublet >w< wiww UwU suwwy. ^.^ In >_< Bawbawy, 
sir, it ;;w;; cannyot come uWu to ;;w;; so ^-^ much. 
>_< Fwan. ^w^ What, >_> siw? 
;;w;; Poins. [within] ^-^ Fwancis! 
Prince. :3 Away, :33 you xDD wogue! OwO Dost >w< thou UwU nyot >_> heaw them :3 caww? 
uWu Hewe :33 they x3 both UwU caww ^-^ him. ^.^ The Drawer ^.^ stands amazed, 
UwU nyot OwO knyowing xDD which x3 way uWu to ^w^ go. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ Vintnyew. 

^w^ Vint. ^w^ What, ^-^ stand'st >w< thou ^.^ stiww, ^-^ and UwU heaw'st >_< such a xDD cawwing? ÚwÚ Wook 
uWu to >w< the guests within. UwU [Exit OwO Fwancis.] ^w^ My lord, old :3 Siw uWu John, xDD with 
ÚwÚ hawf-a-dozen ^-^ mowe, are :3 at >w< the ÚwÚ doow. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I let them in? 
Prince. Let them OwO awonye >_< awhiwe, ^-^ and :33 then uWu open >w< the ÚwÚ doow. 
UwU [Exit UwU Vintnyew.] 
uWu Poins! 
;;w;; Poins. [within] OwO Anyon, ^w^ anyon, ^-^ siw. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Poins. 

Prince. ^w^ Siwwah, OwO Fawstaff ^-^ and >w< the :33 west :3 of >w< the OwO thieves are :3 at >w< the 
ÚwÚ doow. ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we >_< be merry? 
;;w;; Poins. :33 As uWu mewwy ÚwÚ as x3 cwickets, >_> my uWu wad. xDD But ^-^ hawk uWu ye; what cunning 
^.^ match have :33 you uWu made xDD with ^w^ this >w< jest :3 of >w< the drawer? uWu Come, what's 
>w< the issue? 
Prince. ^-^ I am now :3 of ;;w;; aww UwU humouws ^w^ that have showed >w< themsewves UwU humouws 
>_> since >w< the old ^-^ days :3 of ^.^ goodman ;;w;; Adam uWu to >w< the :33 pupiw age :3 of ^w^ this 
present ^w^ this xDD twewve x3 o'cwock :3 at >w< midnyight. 

xDD [Entew OwO Fwancis.] 

What's >_< o'cwock, Francis? 
>_< Fwan. OwO Anyon, ^w^ anyon, ^-^ siw. xDD [Exit.] 
Prince. :33 That ^-^ evew ^w^ this uWu fewwow OwO shouwd have xDD fewew >_> wowds than a 
parrot, ^-^ and yet >w< the ^-^ son :3 of a woman! :33 His ^-^ industwy is ÚwÚ upstaiws ^-^ and 
>_> downstaiws, ^.^ his UwU ewoquence >w< the >_< pawcew :3 of a :33 weckonying. ^-^ I am UwU nyot yet 
:3 of OwO Pewcy's >w< mind, >w< the Hotspur :3 of >w< the ^.^ Nyowth; UwU he ^w^ that ^.^ kiwws :33 me ÚwÚ some 
six >w< ow seven dozen :3 of ;;w;; Scots :3 at a >_< bweakfast, :33 washes ^.^ his OwO hands, ^-^ and 
x3 says uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife, >_> 'Fie upon ^w^ this x3 quiet life! ^-^ I >_< want >_> wowk.' uWu 'O >_> my 
sweet :3 Hawwy,' x3 says ^.^ she, UwU 'how uWu many UwU hast >w< thou kill'd ;;w;; to-day?' 
:3 'Give >_> my ;;w;; woan ;;w;; howse a x3 dwench,' x3 says ÚwÚ he, ^-^ and ^w^ answews ;;w;; 'Some 
>w< fouwteen,' :3 an hour :33 aftew, x3 'a :3 twifwe, a ^w^ twifwe.' ^-^ I >_> pwithee UwU caww ^-^ in 
^.^ Fawstaff. >_< I'ww uWu pway Percy, ^-^ and ^w^ that ^.^ damn'd x3 bwawn >_< shaww uWu pway ÚwÚ Dame 
;;w;; Mowtimew ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 'Rivo!' x3 says >w< the x3 dwunkawd. x3 Caww ^-^ in >_> wibs, UwU caww 
^-^ in >_> tawwow. 

^-^ Entew >_< Fawstaff, [Gadshill, >_< Bawdowph, ^-^ and >_< Peto; 
:33 Fwancis follows xDD with wine]. 

;;w;; Poins. ^-^ Wewcome, x3 Jack. ;;w;; Whewe UwU hast >w< thou been? 
^.^ Faw. xDD A ^w^ pwague :3 of ;;w;; aww :33 cowawds, ^-^ I say, ^-^ and a vengeance too! :33 Mawwy ^-^ and 
:3 amen! ^w^ Give :33 me a xDD cup :3 of sack, ^.^ boy. Ere ^-^ I ÚwÚ wead ^w^ this OwO wife :33 wong, >_< I'ww 
^-^ sew nether-stocks, ^-^ and :33 mend them ^-^ and ^.^ foot them >_< too. xDD A ^w^ pwague :3 of 
;;w;; aww >_< cowawds! ^w^ Give :33 me a xDD cup :3 of sack, rogue. Is >w< thewe xDD nyo virtue 
extant? 
He xDD dwinketh. 
Prince. ;;w;; Didst >w< thou UwU nyevew see xDD Titan >_> kiss a OwO dish :3 of x3 buttew? 
Pitiful-hearted butter, ^w^ that melted :3 at >w< the sweet x3 tawe :3 of >w< the ^-^ sun! 
UwU If >w< thou >_> didst, :33 then uWu behowd ^w^ that ;;w;; compound. 
^.^ Faw. You rogue, >_> hewe's lime ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu sack too! ;;w;; Thewe is OwO nyothing but 
OwO woguewy uWu to >_< be x3 found ^-^ in ;;w;; viwwanyous man. ^w^ Yet a >w< cowawd is worse than 
a xDD cup :3 of uWu sack xDD with lime ^-^ in uWu it- a ;;w;; viwwanyous ÚwÚ cowawd! :3 Go thy OwO ways, 
old ^w^ Jack, :33 die uWu when >w< thou ^w^ wiwt; >_> if manhood, ^w^ good manhood, >_< be UwU nyot 
:3 fowgot upon >w< the UwU face :3 of >w< the >_> eawth, :33 then am ^-^ I a xDD shotten herring. 
;;w;; Thewe xDD wives UwU nyot xDD thwee ^w^ good ^-^ men >w< unhang'd ^-^ in :3 Engwand; ^-^ and >w< onye :3 of 
them is :33 fat, ^-^ and grows OwO owd. >_> God :33 hewp >w< the while! xDD A ÚwÚ bad world, ^-^ I 
ÚwÚ say. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I were a ^-^ weavew; ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ^.^ sing >_< psawms >w< ow OwO anything. xDD A 
^w^ pwague :3 of ;;w;; aww cowards ^-^ I say xDD stiww! 
Prince. UwU How uWu nyow, ÚwÚ woowsack? :3 What >_> muttew :33 you? 
^.^ Faw. xDD A uWu king's OwO son! UwU If ^-^ I do UwU nyot ^-^ beat ÚwÚ thee :33 out :3 of thy :33 kingdom xDD with a 
xDD daggew :3 of :3 wath ^-^ and :33 dwive ;;w;; aww thy ^-^ subjects x3 afowe ÚwÚ thee OwO wike a >_< fwock 
:3 of wild ÚwÚ geese, >_< I'ww UwU nyevew >_< weaw >w< haiw on >_> my UwU face >w< mowe. You xDD Pwince 
:3 of ;;w;; Wawes? 
Prince. :3 Why, :33 you OwO whoweson :3 wound ;;w;; man, what's >w< the x3 mattew? 
^.^ Faw. ;;w;; Awe UwU nyot :33 you a OwO cowawd? :33 Answew :33 me uWu to that- ^-^ and ;;w;; Poins ÚwÚ thewe? 
;;w;; Poins. ^-^ Zounds, xDD ye ÚwÚ fat >_> paunch, :3 an xDD ye UwU caww :33 me coward, :3 by >w< the 
Lord, >_< I'ww xDD stab ;;w;; thee. 
^.^ Faw. ^-^ I UwU caww ÚwÚ thee OwO cowawd? >_< I'ww see ÚwÚ thee ^.^ damn'd ^-^ ewe ^-^ I UwU caww ÚwÚ thee 
coward, but ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< give a >_> thousand ^-^ pound ^-^ I ^-^ couwd run ÚwÚ as fast ÚwÚ as 
>w< thou :33 canst. You are straight :33 enyough ^-^ in >w< the >w< shouwdews; :33 you OwO cawe 
UwU nyot ;;w;; who x3 sees ;;w;; Youw OwO back. x3 Caww :33 you ^w^ that backing :3 of ^-^ youw friends? xDD A 
^w^ pwague upon >_< such uWu backing! ^w^ Give :33 me them ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU face >w< me. ^w^ Give :33 me 
a xDD cup :3 of >_> sack. ^-^ I am a ^.^ wogue >_> if ^-^ I ;;w;; dwunk xDD to-day. 
Prince. O >w< viwwain! thy ÚwÚ wips are scarce ^.^ wip'd >_> since >w< thou x3 dwunk'st 
xDD wast. 
^.^ Faw. ;;w;; Aww is >w< onye for UwU that. ^-^ (He OwO dwinketh.) xDD A ^w^ pwague :3 of ;;w;; aww cowards 
OwO stiww say xDD I. 
Prince. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
^.^ Faw. What's >w< the x3 mattew? ;;w;; Thewe >_< be :3 fouw :3 of uWu us ÚwÚ hewe have xDD ta'en a 
>_> thousand ^-^ pound ^w^ this x3 day xDD mownying. 
Prince. ;;w;; Whewe is ^w^ it, >_< Jack? ;;w;; Whewe is it? 
^.^ Faw. ;;w;; Whewe is ^w^ it, Taken OwO fwom uWu us it ^.^ is. xDD A x3 hundwed upon x3 poow :3 fouw :3 of 
>_> us! 
Prince. ^w^ What, a xDD hundwed, man? 
^.^ Faw. ^-^ I am a ^.^ wogue >_> if ^-^ I were UwU nyot :3 at x3 hawf-swowd xDD with a dozen :3 of them 
x3 two >w< houws together. ^-^ I have ÚwÚ scap'd :3 by ^w^ miwacwe. ^-^ I am xDD eight xDD times 
;;w;; thwust through >w< the :33 doubwet, :3 fouw through >w< the OwO hose; >_> my ;;w;; buckwew cut 
through ^-^ and UwU thwough; >_> my >_< swowd hack'd OwO wike a >_> handsaw- ^.^ ecce signum! 
^-^ I UwU nyevew ^-^ deawt xDD bettew >_> since ^-^ I >_> was a man. ;;w;; Aww :3 wouwd UwU nyot do. xDD A 
^w^ pwague :3 of ;;w;; aww >_< cowawds! Let them :3 speak, UwU If :33 they UwU speak :33 mowe >w< ow less 
than truth, :33 they are ;;w;; viwwains ^-^ and >w< the sons :3 of ;;w;; dawknyess. 
Prince. Speak, uWu siws. UwU How >_> was it? 
^.^ Gads. OwO We :3 fouw ^w^ set upon ÚwÚ some dozen- 
^.^ Faw. x3 Sixteen :3 at least, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^.^ Gads. And ^.^ bound uWu them. 
>w< Peto. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, :33 they were UwU nyot bound. 
^.^ Faw. You rogue, :33 they were xDD bound, >_> evewy man :3 of them, >w< ow ^-^ I am a Jew 
else- :3 an ^w^ Ebwew Jew. 
^.^ Gads. :33 As ;;w;; we were sharing, ÚwÚ some six >w< ow seven >_> fwesh ^-^ men >w< sea upon us- 
^.^ Faw. And unbound >w< the rest, ^-^ and :33 then come ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; othew. 
Prince. ^w^ What, fought :33 you xDD with them all? 
^.^ Faw. uWu Aww? ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what :33 you UwU caww >w< aww, but >_> if ^-^ I fought UwU nyot xDD with 
x3 fifty :3 of them, ^-^ I am a :3 bunch :3 of >w< wadish! UwU If >w< thewe were UwU nyot x3 two >w< ow 
xDD thwee ^-^ and x3 fifty upon x3 poow old ^w^ Jack, :33 then am ^-^ I xDD nyo UwU two-wegg'd 
>_> cweatuwe. 
Prince. xDD Pway >_> God :33 you have UwU nyot :3 muwd'wed ÚwÚ some :3 of uWu them. 
^.^ Faw. Nay, UwU that's :33 past :3 pwaying >_< fow. ^-^ I have pepper'd x3 two :3 of uWu them. >_< Two 
^-^ I am ^w^ suwe ^-^ I have :33 paid, x3 two ^-^ wogues ^-^ in uWu buckwam suits. ^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee 
x3 what, x3 Haw- >_> if ^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee a lie, ^-^ spit ^-^ in >_> my OwO face, UwU caww :33 me horse. 
Thou knowest >_> my old ward. uWu Hewe ^-^ I :33 way, ^-^ and UwU thus ^-^ I bore >_> my >_> point. 
^.^ Fouw ^-^ wogues ^-^ in uWu buckwam let :33 dwive :3 at >w< me. 
Prince. ^w^ What, ÚwÚ fouw? Thou ^w^ saidst but x3 two uWu even UwU nyow. 
^.^ Faw. uWu Fouw, Hal. ^-^ I >_< towd ÚwÚ thee four. 
;;w;; Poins. x3 Ay, :33 ay, UwU he ^-^ said four. 
^.^ Faw. These :3 fouw came ;;w;; aww afront ^-^ and mainly ;;w;; thwust :3 at >w< me. ^-^ I uWu made :33 me 
xDD nyo :33 mowe ^w^ ado but took ;;w;; aww their seven UwU points ^-^ in >_> my target, thus. 
Prince. xDD Seven? :3 Why, >w< thewe were but :3 fouw uWu even UwU nyow. 
^.^ Faw. ^.^ In >_< buckwam? 
;;w;; Poins. x3 Ay, x3 fouw, ^-^ in uWu buckwam suits. 
^.^ Faw. Seven, :3 by uWu these >_> hiwts, >w< ow ^-^ I am a ^w^ viwwain ;;w;; ewse. 
Prince. x3 [aside uWu to :33 Poins] ^-^ Pwithee let xDD him alone. OwO We >_< shaww have :33 mowe 
;;w;; anyon. 
^.^ Faw. OwO Dost >w< thou >_> heaw me, x3 Haw? 
Prince. x3 Ay, ^-^ and >_< mawk ÚwÚ thee OwO too, x3 Jack. 
^.^ Faw. :3 Do ;;w;; so, for it is worth >w< the UwU wist'nying :33 to. These UwU nyinye ^-^ in uWu buckwam 
^w^ that ^-^ I >_< towd ÚwÚ thee of- 
Prince. ;;w;; So, x3 two :33 mowe uWu awweady. 
^.^ Faw. uWu Theiw UwU points being ^.^ bwoken- 
;;w;; Poins. Down uWu feww their OwO hose. 
^.^ Faw. UwU Began uWu to >w< give :33 me >_< gwound; but ^-^ I fowwowed :33 me UwU cwose, came :33 in, 
^.^ foot ^-^ and ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and xDD with a :3 thought seven :3 of >w< the ;;w;; eweven ^-^ I ;;w;; paid. 
Prince. O x3 monstwous! Eleven uWu buckwam ^-^ men x3 gwown :33 out :3 of UwU two! 
^.^ Faw. >w< But, ÚwÚ as >w< the devil :3 wouwd have ^w^ it, xDD thwee ^.^ misbegotten xDD knyaves ^-^ in 
Kendal >_> gween came :3 at >_> my >_< back ^-^ and let :33 dwive :3 at x3 me; for it >_> was ;;w;; so 
uWu dawk, UwU Haw, ^w^ that >w< thou OwO couwdst UwU nyot see thy ;;w;; hand. 
Prince. These ^w^ wies are OwO wike their father ^w^ that >_> begets them- >_< gwoss ÚwÚ as 
a >w< mountain, uWu open, OwO pawpabwe. :3 Why, >w< thou clay-brain'd guts, >w< thou 
>w< knyotty-pated >w< foow, >w< thou OwO whoweson ÚwÚ obscenye ^.^ gweasy >_< tawwow-catch- 
^.^ Faw. ^w^ What, UwU awt >w< thou :3 mad? UwU awt >w< thou :3 mad? Is UwU nyot >w< the >_> twuth >w< the x3 twuth? 
Prince. :3 Why, how OwO couwdst >w< thou >_< knyow uWu these ^-^ men ^-^ in Kendal >_> gween uWu when 
it >_> was ;;w;; so ^-^ dawk >w< thou OwO couwdst UwU nyot see thy ^-^ hand? uWu Come, tell uWu us ^-^ youw 
x3 weason. :3 What x3 sayest >w< thou uWu to xDD this? 
;;w;; Poins. uWu Come, ^-^ youw ;;w;; weason, ^w^ Jack, ^-^ youw x3 weason. 
^.^ Faw. ^w^ What, upon OwO compuwsion? ^-^ Zounds, :3 an ^-^ I were :3 at >w< the UwU stwappado >w< ow 
;;w;; aww >w< the >_> wacks ^-^ in >w< the world, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot tell :33 you on :3 compuwsion. 
^w^ Give :33 you a :3 weason on OwO compuwsion? UwU If uWu weasons were ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ pwentifuw ÚwÚ as 
xDD bwackbewwies, ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< give xDD nyo man a :3 weason upon compulsion, xDD I. 
Prince. >_< I'ww >_< be xDD nyo >_> wongew :3 guiwty, :3 of ^w^ this >_> sin; ^w^ this sanguine 
coward, ^w^ this x3 bed-pwessew, ^w^ this ^w^ howseback-bweakew, ^w^ this ^w^ huge ^.^ hiww 
:3 of ^-^ fwesh- 
^.^ Faw. ^-^ 'Sbwood, :33 you >_< stawvewing, :33 you x3 ewf-skin, :33 you OwO dwied 
:33 nyeat's-tongue, :33 you ÚwÚ buww's :33 sizzwe, :33 you :3 stockfish- O for >_< bweath uWu to 
;;w;; uttew what is OwO wike thee!- :33 you tailor's OwO yawd, :33 you x3 sheath, :33 you 
bowcase, :33 you :3 viwe x3 standing ^-^ tuck! 
Prince. xDD Weww, ^-^ bweathe >_< awhiwe, ^-^ and :33 then uWu to it UwU again; ^-^ and uWu when >w< thou 
UwU hast ^.^ tiwed thyself ^-^ in base comparisons, >_> heaw :33 me UwU speak but this. 
;;w;; Poins. ^w^ Mawk, x3 Jack. 
Prince. OwO We x3 two OwO saw :33 you :3 fouw ^w^ set on x3 fouw, ^-^ and ^.^ bound them ^-^ and were 
>w< mastews :3 of their OwO weawth. Mark now how a UwU pwain x3 tawe >_< shaww put :33 you 
down. UwU Then >w< did ;;w;; we x3 two ^w^ set on :33 you :3 fouw UwU and, xDD with a word, outfac'd 
:33 you OwO fwom ^-^ youw uWu pwize, ^-^ and have x3 it; >w< yea, ^-^ and ^w^ can ^w^ show it :33 you ÚwÚ hewe 
^-^ in >w< the ^w^ house. And, >_< Fawstaff, :33 you UwU cawwied ^-^ youw ^.^ guts xDD away ÚwÚ as 
nimbly, xDD with ÚwÚ as quick :3 dextewity, ^-^ and ^-^ woaw'd for >_> mewcy, ^-^ and OwO stiww 
run ^-^ and roar'd, ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew ^-^ I heard >_< buwwcawf. :3 What a slave UwU awt >w< thou 
uWu to >_> hack thy >_< swowd ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU hast x3 donye, ^-^ and :33 then say it >_> was ^-^ in 
fight! :3 What >_> twick, what >w< device, what ÚwÚ stawting UwU howe >_> canst >w< thou now 
find :33 out uWu to xDD hide ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom ^w^ this uWu open ^-^ and apparent OwO shame? 
;;w;; Poins. uWu Come, let's uWu heaw, x3 Jack. :3 What trick UwU hast >w< thou OwO nyow? 
^.^ Faw. By >w< the Lord, ^-^ I ^-^ knyew xDD ye ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as UwU he ^w^ that uWu made xDD ye. :3 Why, >_> heaw 
^.^ you, >_> my masters. uWu Was it for :33 me uWu to kill >w< the >_< heiw UwU appawent? ^.^ Shouwd 
^-^ I ^w^ tuwn upon >w< the OwO twue OwO pwince? :3 Why, >w< thou knowest ^-^ I am ÚwÚ as ^.^ vawiant ÚwÚ as 
Hercules; but :33 bewawe xDD instinct. ^.^ The lion >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< touch >w< the OwO twue 
uWu pwince. Instinct is a >_> gweat >w< mattew. ^-^ I >_> was now a >w< cowawd on 
xDD instinct. ^-^ I >_< shaww xDD think >w< the xDD bettew :3 of x3 mysewf, ^-^ and ^-^ thee, :33 duwing >_> my 
life- ^-^ I for a ^.^ vawiant x3 wion, ^-^ and >w< thou for a OwO twue uWu pwince. >w< But, :3 by 
>w< the Lord, lads, ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad :33 you have >w< the ÚwÚ monyey. :3 Hostess, OwO cwap uWu to 
>w< the >_> doows. UwU Watch to-night, pray to-morrow. Gallants, lads, ÚwÚ boys, 
^-^ heawts :3 of :3 gowd, ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU titwes :3 of ^w^ good ÚwÚ fewwowship come uWu to >_> you! 
^w^ What, >_< shaww ;;w;; we >_< be merry? ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we have a uWu pway UwU extempowe? 
Prince. Content- ^-^ and >w< the argument >_< shaww >_< be thy running uWu away. 
^.^ Faw. >_< Ah, xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of that, UwU Haw, :3 an >w< thou >_> wovest me! 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Hostess. 

Host. O Jesu, >_> my lord >w< the Prince! 
Prince. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my lady >w< the hostess? :3 What say'st >w< thou uWu to ÚwÚ me? 
Host. x3 Mawwy, >_> my lord, >w< thewe is a ^-^ nyobweman :3 of >w< the >w< couwt :3 at :33 doow 
:3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ you. He x3 says UwU he ÚwÚ comes OwO fwom ^-^ youw :33 fathew. 
Prince. ^w^ Give xDD him ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as >w< wiww uWu make xDD him a ;;w;; woyaw ;;w;; man, ^-^ and ^.^ send xDD him 
>_< back ;;w;; again uWu to >_> my x3 mothew. 
^.^ Faw. :3 What >w< mannyew :3 of man is ^-^ he? 
Host. ;;w;; An old man. 
^.^ Faw. :3 What x3 doth ^-^ gwavity :33 out :3 of ^.^ his bed :3 at midnight? ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I >w< give xDD him 
^.^ his answer? 
Prince. ^-^ Pwithee ÚwÚ do, x3 Jack. 
^.^ Faw. ^-^ Faith, ^-^ and >_< I'ww ^.^ send xDD him ^-^ packing. 
Exit. 
Prince. xDD Nyow, uWu siws. ;;w;; By'w Lady, :33 you fought UwU faiw; ;;w;; so >w< did ^.^ you, >_< Peto; ;;w;; so 
>w< did ^.^ you, ^w^ Bawdowph. You are >_> wions OwO too, :33 you ran xDD away upon UwU instinct, 
:33 you >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< touch >w< the OwO twue prince; x3 nyo- :33 fie! 
OwO Bawd. ^-^ Faith, ^-^ I ran uWu when ^-^ I OwO saw ÚwÚ othews run. 
Prince. Tell :33 me now ^-^ in earnest, how came Falstaff's >_< swowd ;;w;; so 
>w< hack'd? 
>w< Peto. :3 Why, UwU he hack'd it xDD with ^.^ his dagger, ^-^ and ^-^ said UwU he :3 wouwd xDD sweaw 
>_> twuth :33 out :3 of ;;w;; Engwand but UwU he :3 wouwd uWu make :33 you xDD bewieve it >_> was ^w^ donye ^-^ in 
>w< fight, ^-^ and persuaded uWu us uWu to do >w< the ÚwÚ wike. 
OwO Bawd. x3 Yea, ^-^ and uWu to tickle x3 ouw noses xDD with >_< speawgwass uWu to uWu make them 
^-^ bweed, ^-^ and :33 then uWu to beslubber x3 ouw ÚwÚ gawments xDD with it ^-^ and xDD sweaw it 
>_> was >w< the UwU bwood :3 of OwO twue UwU men. ^-^ I >w< did ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot ^w^ this seven :33 yeaw 
before- ^-^ I :3 bwush'd uWu to >_> heaw ^.^ his monstrous devices. 
Prince. O >w< viwwain! >w< thou ÚwÚ stowest a xDD cup :3 of uWu sack eighteen xDD yeaws ^-^ ago 
^-^ and ^-^ wewt ^.^ taken xDD with >w< the x3 mannyew, ^-^ and ^-^ evew >_> since >w< thou UwU hast :3 bwush'd 
>_< extempowe. Thou ^.^ hadst ^w^ fiwe ^-^ and >_< swowd on thy x3 side, ^-^ and yet >w< thou 
^.^ wan'st uWu away. :3 What uWu instinct ^.^ hadst >w< thou for it? 
OwO Bawd. ^w^ My lord, do :33 you see uWu these meteors? :3 Do :33 you uWu behowd uWu these 
uWu exhawations? 
Prince. ^-^ I do. 
OwO Bawd. :3 What xDD think :33 you :33 they x3 powtend? 
Prince. ;;w;; Hot >w< wivews ^-^ and >_< cowd >_< puwses. 
OwO Bawd. Choler, >_> my lord, >_> if UwU wightwy :33 taken. 
Prince. x3 Nyo, >_> if UwU wightwy >_> taken, xDD hawtew. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Fawstaff. 

uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes x3 wean Jack; ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes OwO bawe-bonye. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my sweet 
OwO cweatuwe :3 of :3 bombast? UwU How long ^w^ is't ago, ^w^ Jack, >_> since >w< thou xDD sawest 
^w^ thinye ^-^ own >_< knyee? 
^.^ Faw. ^w^ My ^-^ own >_< knyee? When ^-^ I >_> was uWu about thy OwO yeaws, UwU Haw, ^-^ I >_> was UwU nyot :3 an 
^.^ eagwe's ÚwÚ tawent ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ waist; ^-^ I ^-^ couwd have OwO cwept uWu into :33 any 
alderman's :3 thumb-wing. xDD A ^w^ pwague :3 of ;;w;; sighing ^-^ and >_< gwief! >_> It ^.^ bwows a 
man :3 up OwO wike a bladder. Thewe's ;;w;; viwwanyous OwO nyews abroad. uWu Hewe >_> was 
:3 Siw :33 John OwO Bwacy OwO fwom ^-^ youw :33 fathew. You must uWu to >w< the >w< couwt ^-^ in >w< the 
xDD mownying. :33 That ^-^ same uWu mad uWu fewwow :3 of >w< the ;;w;; Nyowth, Percy, ^-^ and UwU he :3 of 
Wales ^w^ that ÚwÚ gave ;;w;; Amamon >w< the OwO bastinyado, ^-^ and uWu made OwO Wucifew :3 cuckowd, 
^-^ and ^.^ swowe >w< the devil ^.^ his OwO twue :3 wiegeman upon >w< the x3 cwoss :3 of a :33 Wewsh 
hook- what a ^w^ pwague UwU caww :33 you him? 
;;w;; Poins. OwO O, Glendower. 
^.^ Faw. uWu Owen, :33 Owen- >w< the UwU same; ^-^ and ^.^ his son-in-law UwU Mowtimew, ^-^ and old 
>w< Nyowthumbewwand, ^-^ and ^w^ that ^w^ spwightwy x3 Scot :3 of Scots, Douglas, ^w^ that 
UwU wuns :3 a-howseback :3 up a ^.^ hiww ^w^ pewpendicuwaw- 
Prince. He ^w^ that ;;w;; wides :3 at >_> high >_< speed ^-^ and xDD with ^.^ his pistol ^.^ kiwws a 
^w^ spawwow ^w^ fwying. 
^.^ Faw. You have OwO hit uWu it. 
Prince. So >w< did UwU he UwU nyevew >w< the ^w^ spawwow. 
^.^ Faw. xDD Weww, ^w^ that ^w^ wascaw hath ^w^ good ^w^ metaw ^-^ in xDD him; UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot run. 
Prince. :3 Why, what a ^w^ wascaw UwU awt >w< thou uWu then, uWu to praise xDD him ;;w;; so for 
>_> wunnying! 
^.^ Faw. >_< A-howseback, xDD ye UwU cuckoo! but UwU afoot UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> budge a foot. 
Prince. ^w^ Yes, ^w^ Jack, upon xDD instinct. 
^.^ Faw. ^-^ I ÚwÚ gwant x3 ye, upon xDD instinct. xDD Weww, UwU he is >w< thewe OwO too, ^-^ and >w< onye 
xDD Mowdake, ^-^ and a >_> thousand OwO bwuecaps >w< mowe. :33 Wowcestew is xDD stow'n xDD away 
>_> to-nyight; thy >_> fathew's >w< beawd is OwO tuwn'd ^w^ white xDD with >w< the ^.^ nyews; :33 you 
^w^ may :3 buy ^w^ wand now ÚwÚ as xDD cheap ÚwÚ as ;;w;; stinking :33 mack'wew. 
Prince. ^.^ Why uWu then, it is ^.^ wike, >_> if >w< thewe come a hot :3 Junye, ^-^ and ^w^ this 
>_< civiw buffeting UwU howd, ;;w;; we >_< shaww :3 buy maidenheads ÚwÚ as :33 they :3 buy 
:3 hobnyaiws, :3 by >w< the ^.^ hundweds. 
^.^ Faw. By >w< the mass, xDD wad, >w< thou x3 sayest OwO twue; it is OwO wike ;;w;; we >_< shaww have 
^w^ good ;;w;; twading ^w^ that way. xDD But tell me, UwU Haw, UwU awt UwU nyot >w< thou horrible 
^w^ afeawd? Thou being >_< heiw >w< appawent, ^-^ couwd >w< the UwU wowwd xDD pick ÚwÚ thee :33 out 
xDD thwee >_< such enemies ;;w;; again ÚwÚ as ^w^ that x3 fiend Douglas, ^w^ that ÚwÚ spiwit 
Percy, ^-^ and ^w^ that devil Glendower? ^-^ Awt >w< thou UwU nyot ^-^ howwibwy >_> afwaid? 
^.^ Doth UwU nyot thy UwU bwood >_> thwiww :3 at it? 
Prince. uWu Nyot a UwU whit, ^.^ i' faith. ^-^ I x3 wack ÚwÚ some :3 of thy xDD instinct. 
^.^ Faw. xDD Weww, >w< thou OwO wiwt >_< be ^-^ howwibwy :33 chid uWu to-mowwow uWu when >w< thou uWu comest uWu to 
thy :33 fathew. UwU If >w< thou :33 wove ÚwÚ fiwe, ^w^ pwactise :3 an answer. 
Prince. :3 Do >w< thou >_< stand for >_> my father ^-^ and uWu examinye :33 me upon >w< the 
^-^ pawticuwaws :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
^.^ Faw. ÚwÚ Shaww >_> I? ÚwÚ Content. ^.^ This uWu chaiw >_< shaww >_< be >_> my xDD state, ^w^ this xDD daggew >_> my 
sceptre, ^-^ and ^w^ this ^-^ cushion OwO my, ;;w;; cwown. 
Prince. >w< Thy ^.^ state is ^.^ taken for a join'd-stool, thy xDD gowden >w< sceptwe 
for a :33 weaden dagger, ^-^ and thy ;;w;; pwecious rich crown for a pitiful 
;;w;; bawd ;;w;; cwown. 
^.^ Faw. xDD Weww, :3 an >w< the ^w^ fiwe :3 of ^.^ gwace >_< be UwU nyot :3 quite :33 out :3 of ^-^ thee, now xDD shawt 
>w< thou >_< be ÚwÚ moved. ^w^ Give :33 me a xDD cup :3 of uWu sack uWu to uWu make >_> my ^.^ eyes >w< wook red, 
^w^ that it ^w^ may >_< be :3 thought ^-^ I have ^w^ wept; for ^-^ I must UwU speak ^-^ in uWu passion, 
^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww do it ^-^ in OwO King :33 Cambyses' >_< vein. 
Prince. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ hewe is >_> my >_> weg. 
^.^ Faw. And ÚwÚ hewe is >_> my UwU speech. :33 Stand aside, x3 nyobiwity. 
Host. O Jesu, ^w^ this is >_< excewwent :33 spowt, ^.^ i' faith! 
^.^ Faw. x3 Weep not, sweet ^-^ queen, for OwO twickwing tears are x3 vain. 
Host. OwO O, >w< the Father, how UwU he UwU howds ^.^ his :33 countenyance! 
^.^ Faw. :3 Fow God's xDD sake, ^w^ wowds, ^.^ convey >_> my tristful ;;w;; queen! 
:3 Fow tears do >w< stop >w< the ÚwÚ fwoodgates :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ eyes. 
Host. O Jesu, UwU he x3 doth it ÚwÚ as OwO wike >w< onye :3 of uWu these harlotry players ÚwÚ as 
^-^ evew ^-^ I x3 see! 
^.^ Faw. ^w^ Peace, ^w^ good UwU pintpot. ^w^ Peace, ^w^ good ^w^ tickwe-bwain.- OwO Hawwy, ^-^ I do 
UwU nyot :3 onwy :3 mawvew >w< whewe >w< thou spendest thy time, but >w< awso how >w< thou 
UwU awt >w< accompanyied. :3 Fow though >w< the :33 camomiwe, >w< the :33 mowe it is trodden 
;;w;; on, >w< the ^w^ fastew it :3 gwows, yet uWu youth, >w< the :33 mowe it is ÚwÚ wasted, >w< the 
^-^ soonyew it wears. :33 That >w< thou UwU awt >_> my ^-^ son ^-^ I have partly thy xDD mothew's 
word, partly >_> my ^-^ own uWu opinyion, but chiefly a ;;w;; viwwanyous trick :3 of 
^w^ thinye eye ^-^ and a x3 foowish >_> hanging :3 of thy nether lip ^w^ that x3 doth 
warrant >w< me. UwU If :33 then >w< thou >_< be ^-^ son uWu to me, ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ wies >w< the :3 point: OwO why, 
being ^-^ son uWu to me, UwU awt >w< thou ;;w;; so pointed >_< at? ÚwÚ Shaww >w< the xDD bwessed sun :3 of 
:3 heaven >_< pwove a micher ^-^ and >w< eat x3 bwackbewwies? xDD A >w< question UwU nyot uWu to >_< be 
^.^ ask'd. ÚwÚ Shaww >w< the ^-^ son :3 of ;;w;; Engwand >_< pwove a xDD thief ^-^ and ^w^ take :33 puwses? xDD A 
>w< question uWu to >_< be ^.^ ask'd. ;;w;; Thewe is a ^w^ thing, OwO Hawwy, xDD which >w< thou UwU hast 
x3 often heard uWu of, ^-^ and it is known uWu to uWu many ^-^ in x3 ouw ^w^ wand :3 by >w< the name 
:3 of pitch. ^.^ This :33 pitch, ÚwÚ as ancient ÚwÚ wwitews do :33 wepowt, x3 doth ;;w;; defiwe; 
;;w;; so x3 doth >w< the company >w< thou >_> keepest. ^.^ Fow, OwO Hawwy, now ^-^ I do UwU nyot UwU speak 
uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in drink, but ^-^ in :33 teaws; UwU nyot ^-^ in ^.^ pweasuwe, but ^-^ in x3 passion; 
UwU nyot ^-^ in >_> wowds x3 onwy, but ^-^ in ^-^ woes also: ^-^ and yet >w< thewe is a x3 viwtuous 
man whom ^-^ I have x3 often x3 nyoted ^-^ in thy ^w^ company, but ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot ^.^ his 
name. 
Prince. :3 What >w< mannyew :3 of ;;w;; man, :3 an it OwO wike ^-^ youw x3 Majesty? 
^.^ Faw. xDD A goodly >_> powtwy ;;w;; man, ^.^ i' faith, ^-^ and a >_< cowpuwent; :3 of a cheerful 
UwU wook, a >_< pweasing ^-^ eye, ^-^ and a :3 most ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ cawwiage; UwU and, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I think, 
^.^ his age ÚwÚ some fifty, >_< ow, by'r Lady, ;;w;; incwinying uWu to ^.^ thweescowe; ^-^ and 
now ^-^ I remember me, ^.^ his name is ^.^ Fawstaff. UwU If ^w^ that man OwO shouwd >_< be 
lewdly, given, UwU he deceiveth x3 me; ^-^ fow, OwO Hawwy, ^-^ I see virtue ^-^ in ^.^ his 
looks. UwU If :33 then >w< the UwU twee ^w^ may >_< be known :3 by >w< the xDD fwuit, ÚwÚ as >w< the fruit 
:3 by >w< the x3 twee, uWu then, ;;w;; pewemptowiwy ^-^ I UwU speak ^w^ it, >w< thewe is virtue ^-^ in 
^w^ that ^.^ Fawstaff. ÚwÚ Him :3 keep OwO with, >w< the :33 west :3 banyish. And tell :33 me uWu nyow, 
>w< thou ÚwÚ nyaughty xDD vawwet, tell :33 me >w< whewe UwU hast >w< thou OwO been ^w^ this ^-^ month? 
Prince. OwO Dost >w< thou UwU speak OwO wike a king? :3 Do >w< thou >_< stand for me, ^-^ and >_< I'ww 
uWu pway >_> my :33 fathew. 
^.^ Faw. Depose ÚwÚ me? UwU If >w< thou dost it :3 hawf ;;w;; so uWu gwavewy, ;;w;; so majestically, 
x3 both ^-^ in :3 wowd ^-^ and >w< mattew, ;;w;; hang :33 me :3 up :3 by >w< the ^.^ heews for a 
OwO wabbit-suckew >w< ow a ^-^ pouwtew's hare. 
Prince. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I am set. 
^.^ Faw. And ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I ÚwÚ stand. xDD Judge, >_> my masters. 
Prince. xDD Nyow, OwO Hawwy, whence come :33 you? 
^.^ Faw. ^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe lord, OwO fwom Eastcheap. 
Prince. ^.^ The complaints ^-^ I >_> heaw :3 of ÚwÚ thee are grievous. 
^.^ Faw. ^-^ 'Sbwood, >_> my lord, :33 they are >_< fawse! Nay, >_< I'ww tickle xDD ye for a 
xDD young :33 pwince, ^.^ i' faith. 
Prince. ÚwÚ Sweawest UwU thou, ungracious ;;w;; boy? >_> Hencefowth >w< nye'ew >w< wook on >w< me. 
Thou UwU awt violently UwU cawwied xDD away OwO fwom grace. ;;w;; Thewe is a devil 
haunts ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >w< the xDD wikenyess :3 of :3 an old ÚwÚ fat >_< man; a ^w^ tun :3 of man is 
thy ^w^ companyion. ^.^ Why dost >w< thou ^.^ convewse xDD with ^w^ that ^-^ twunk :3 of :3 humouws, 
^w^ that ;;w;; bowting hutch :3 of beastliness, ^w^ that ^.^ swoww'n >_< pawcew :3 of 
^-^ dwopsies, ^w^ that ^w^ huge UwU bombawd :3 of sack, ^w^ that x3 stuff'd cloakbag :3 of 
guts, ^w^ that ;;w;; woasted x3 Mannyingtwee ^w^ ox xDD with >w< the x3 pudding ^-^ in ^.^ his :33 bewwy, 
^w^ that reverend >_> vice, ^w^ that :33 gwey x3 inyiquity, ^w^ that father ruffian, ^w^ that 
vanity ^-^ in UwU yeaws? Wherein is UwU he ^.^ good, but uWu to >_< taste uWu sack ^-^ and drink 
it? :33 whewein xDD nyeat ^-^ and :33 cweanwy, but uWu to :33 cawve a ;;w;; capon ^-^ and >w< eat it? 
:33 whewein ^.^ cunnying, but ^-^ in craft? :33 whewein crafty, but ^-^ in >_< viwwany? 
:33 whewein ;;w;; viwwanyous, but ^-^ in ;;w;; aww UwU things? :33 whewein uWu wowthy, but ^-^ in 
:3 nyothing? 
^.^ Faw. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ youw Grace :3 wouwd ^w^ take :33 me xDD with ÚwÚ you. ^-^ Whom ÚwÚ means ^-^ youw 
>_> Gwace? 
Prince. :33 That ;;w;; viwwanyous abominable misleader :3 of uWu youth, >_< Fawstaff, 
^w^ that old white-bearded ^.^ Satan. 
^.^ Faw. ^w^ My lord, >w< the man ^-^ I know. 
Prince. ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< thou ^w^ dost. 
^.^ Faw. xDD But uWu to say ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 mowe ^-^ hawm ^-^ in xDD him than ^-^ in myself were uWu to say 
:33 mowe than ^-^ I know. :33 That UwU he is old (the :33 mowe >w< the xDD pity) ^.^ his ^w^ white 
uWu haiws do x3 witnyess x3 it; but ^w^ that UwU he is ;;w;; (saving ^-^ youw :33 wevewence) a 
>_< whowemastew, ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< uttewwy ÚwÚ deny. UwU If uWu sack ^-^ and sugar >_< be a :33 fauwt, 
>_> God :33 hewp >w< the ÚwÚ wicked! UwU If uWu to >_< be old ^-^ and uWu mewwy >_< be a sin, :33 then uWu many 
:3 an old >w< host ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< knyow is ^.^ damn'd. UwU If uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ fat >_< be uWu to >_< be >_> hated, 
:33 then >w< Phawaoh's x3 wean x3 kinye are uWu to >_< be loved. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
Banish Peto, banish >_< Bawdowph, banish >_< Poins; but for sweet ÚwÚ Jack 
>_< Fawstaff, uWu kind ÚwÚ Jack >_< Fawstaff, OwO twue ÚwÚ Jack >_< Fawstaff, ^.^ vawiant ÚwÚ Jack 
>_< Fawstaff, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe :33 mowe ^.^ vawiant ÚwÚ being, ÚwÚ as UwU he UwU is, old ÚwÚ Jack 
>_< Fawstaff, banish UwU nyot xDD him thy uWu Hawwy's ^w^ company, banish UwU nyot xDD him thy 
uWu Hawwy's x3 company. Banish ^-^ pwump ^w^ Jack, ^-^ and banish ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 wowwd! 
Prince. ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, ^-^ I :3 wiww. ^.^ [A ^-^ knyocking ^-^ heawd.] 
^.^ [Exeunt :3 Hostess, Francis, ^-^ and >_> Bawdowph.] 

^-^ Entew >_< Bawdowph, x3 wunnying. 

OwO Bawd. OwO O, >_> my lord, >_> my lord! >w< the >_< shewiff xDD with a :3 most monstrous :33 watch 
is :3 at >w< the ÚwÚ doow. 
^.^ Faw. xDD Out, xDD ye xDD wogue! >w< Pway :33 out >w< the play. ^-^ I have ÚwÚ much uWu to say ^-^ in >w< the 
ÚwÚ behawf :3 of ^w^ that ^.^ Fawstaff. 

^-^ Entew >w< the ;;w;; Hostess. 

Host. O Jesu, >_> my lord, >_> my lord! 
Prince. >w< Heigh, heigh, >w< the devil ;;w;; wides upon a UwU fiddwestick! 
What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
Host. ^.^ The >_< shewiff ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 watch are :3 at >w< the ÚwÚ doow. xDD They are come 
uWu to ;;w;; seawch >w< the ^w^ house. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I let them in? 
^.^ Faw. OwO Dost >w< thou uWu heaw, x3 Haw? ^.^ Nyevew UwU caww a OwO twue piece :3 of >_< gowd a 
:3 countewfeit. Thou UwU awt >_< essentiawwy uWu mad :33 without seeming >_< so. 
Prince. And >w< thou a ^-^ nyatuwaw >w< cowawd :33 without xDD instinct. 
^.^ Faw. ^-^ I uWu deny ^-^ youw major. UwU If :33 you >w< wiww uWu deny >w< the sheriff, uWu so; >_> if not, 
let xDD him enter. UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ become UwU nyot a UwU cawt ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as uWu anyothew ;;w;; man, a 
^w^ pwague on >_> my bringing ^w^ up! ^-^ I hope ^-^ I >_< shaww ÚwÚ as UwU soon >_< be ^.^ stwangwed 
xDD with a x3 hawtew ÚwÚ as x3 anyothew. 
Prince. :3 Go xDD hide ÚwÚ thee x3 behind >w< the :3 awwas. ^.^ The :33 west walk, :3 up above. 
xDD Nyow, >_> my masters, for a OwO twue UwU face ^-^ and ^w^ good :3 conscience. 
^.^ Faw. ÚwÚ Both xDD which ^-^ I have ^w^ had; but their >_> date is x3 out, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe 
>_< I'ww xDD hide >w< me. Exit. 
Prince. x3 Caww ^-^ in >w< the UwU shewiff. 
^.^ [Exeunt x3 Manyent >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and :3 Peto.] 

^-^ Entew Sheriff ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ Cawwiew. 

xDD Nyow, >w< Mastew ^w^ Shewiff, what is ^-^ youw >w< wiww xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
UwU Shew. ^-^ Fiwst, >w< pawdon me, >_> my ^-^ wowd. xDD A :33 hue ^-^ and ^.^ cwy 
uWu Hath fowwowed x3 cewtain ^-^ men >_< unto ^w^ this ^w^ house. 
Prince. :3 What ÚwÚ men? 
UwU Shew. uWu Onye :3 of them is ^w^ weww >w< knyown, >_> my OwO gwacious x3 wowd- 
xDD A >_< gwoss ÚwÚ fat man. 
^w^ Cawwiew. :33 As ÚwÚ fat ÚwÚ as :3 buttew. 
Prince. ^.^ The ;;w;; man, ^-^ I do >_> assuwe ^.^ you, is UwU nyot ;;w;; hewe, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I myself :3 at ^w^ this :3 time have ^.^ empwoy'd ^-^ him. 
And, sheriff, ^-^ I >w< wiww engage >_> my :3 wowd uWu to ÚwÚ thee 
:33 That ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 by uWu to-mowwow UwU dinnyew :3 time 
uWu Send xDD him uWu to answer ^-^ thee, >w< ow :33 any ;;w;; man, 
:3 Fow anything UwU he >_< shaww >_< be charg'd >_> withaw; 
And ;;w;; so let :33 me entreat :33 you uWu weave >w< the ^w^ house. 
UwU Shew. ^-^ I will, >_> my ^-^ wowd. ;;w;; Thewe are x3 two OwO gentwemen 
>_< Have ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 wobbewy :33 wost xDD thwee x3 hundwed marks. 
Prince. >_> It ^w^ may >_< be >_< so. UwU If UwU he have uWu wobb'd uWu these men, 
He >_< shaww >_< be answerable; ^-^ and ;;w;; so farewell. 
UwU Shew. Good OwO nyight, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ wowd. 
Prince. ^-^ I xDD think it is ^w^ good UwU mowwow, is it xDD nyot? 
UwU Shew. Indeed, >_> my lord, ^-^ I xDD think it >_< be x3 two ÚwÚ o'cwock. 
x3 Exit >_> [with UwU Cawwiew]. 
Prince. ^.^ This ^-^ oiwy ^w^ wascaw is known ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ Pauw's. :3 Go UwU caww xDD him 
forth. 
>w< Peto. Falstaff! ;;w;; Fast :3 asweep x3 behind >w< the arras, ^-^ and x3 snyowting OwO wike a 
horse. 
Prince. >_> Hawk how :33 hawd UwU he :33 fetches >_> bweath. Search ^.^ his ;;w;; pockets. 
He ^-^ seawcheth ^.^ his ^-^ pockets ^-^ and ;;w;; findeth x3 cewtain :33 papews. 
:3 What UwU hast >w< thou >_< found? 
>w< Peto. Nothing but papers, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
Prince. xDD Wet's see whit :33 they OwO be. Read uWu them. 

>w< Peto. ;;w;; [weads] ;;w;; 'Item. xDD A OwO capon. >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . ii s. ii UwU d. 
Item, x3 Sauce. >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . OwO iiii UwU d. 
Item, x3 Sack x3 two >w< gawwons >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . ^w^ v s. ;;w;; viii UwU d. 
Item, ^-^ Anchovies ^-^ and uWu sack after ÚwÚ suppew. ii s. >_> vi UwU d. 
Item, ^w^ Bwead. >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . >w< . OwO ob.' 

Prince. O x3 monstwous! but >w< onye halfpennyworth :3 of bread uWu to ^w^ this 
;;w;; intowewabwe ^.^ deaw :3 of >w< sack! :3 What >w< thewe is ^w^ ewse, :3 keep OwO cwose; x3 we'ww 
UwU wead it :3 at :33 mowe >_< advantage. ;;w;; Thewe let xDD him OwO sweep :3 tiww ;;w;; day. >_< I'ww uWu to 
>w< the >w< couwt ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ mownying >w< . OwO We must ;;w;; aww uWu to >w< the xDD waws. ^-^ and thy :3 pwace 
>_< shaww >_< be UwU honyouwabwe. >_< I'ww >_> pwocuwe ^w^ this ÚwÚ fat ^.^ wogue a charge :3 of 
^.^ foot; ^-^ and ^-^ I :33 knyow, ^.^ his ÚwÚ death >w< wiww >_< be a OwO mawch :3 of xDD twewve >_> scowe. ^.^ The 
^.^ monyey >_< shaww >_< be >_< paid >_< back ;;w;; again xDD with >_< advantage. ;;w;; Be xDD with :33 me betimes 
^-^ in >w< the morning, ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^w^ good UwU mowwow, >w< Peto. 
>w< Peto. Good UwU mowwow, ^w^ good >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
x3 Exeunt. 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. Scenye xDD I. 
OwO Bangow. ^.^ The OwO Awchdeacon's ^w^ house. 

^-^ Entew :3 Hotspuw, x3 Wowcestew, xDD Wowd UwU Mowtimew, ;;w;; Owen Glendower. 

:3 Mowt. These xDD pwomises are x3 faiw, >w< the ^w^ pawties ^.^ suwe, 
And x3 ouw >_> induction full :3 of x3 pwospewous ^-^ hope. 
>w< Hot. xDD Wowd UwU Mowtimew, ^-^ and ;;w;; cousin Glendower, 
Will :33 you ÚwÚ sit xDD down? 
And >w< uncwe xDD Wowcestew. xDD A ^w^ pwague upon x3 it! 
^-^ I have :3 fowgot >w< the >_> map. 
x3 Gwend. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ hewe it ^.^ is. 
>_> Sit, ;;w;; cousin UwU Pewcy; sit, ^w^ good ;;w;; cousin :3 Hotspuw, 
:3 Fow :3 by ^w^ that name ÚwÚ as oft ÚwÚ as Lancaster 
^.^ Doth UwU speak :3 of ^.^ you, ^.^ his cheek OwO wooks pale, ^-^ and xDD with 
xDD A >w< wising xDD sigh UwU he xDD wisheth :33 you ^-^ in >w< heaven. 
>w< Hot. And :33 you ^-^ in uWu heww, ÚwÚ as oft ÚwÚ as UwU he :33 heaws 
;;w;; Owen x3 Gwendowew ^-^ spoke >_< of. 
x3 Gwend. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ bwame ^-^ him. x3 At >_> my nativity 
^.^ The UwU fwont :3 of :3 heaven >_> was full :3 of ^-^ fiewy shapes 
Of burning >w< cwessets, ^-^ and :3 at >_> my >_< biwth 
^.^ The ;;w;; fwame ^-^ and ^w^ huge ^.^ foundation :3 of >w< the earth 
>_> Shak'd OwO wike a UwU cowawd. 
>w< Hot. :3 Why, ;;w;; so it :3 wouwd have ^w^ donye :3 at >w< the ^-^ same ÚwÚ season, >_> if ^-^ youw 
xDD mothew's :3 cat ^w^ had but >_< kitten'd, though :33 youwsewf ^w^ had UwU nyevew OwO been 
^w^ bown. 
x3 Gwend. ^-^ I say >w< the earth >w< did shake uWu when ^-^ I >_> was ^w^ bown. 
>w< Hot. And ^-^ I say >w< the earth >_> was UwU nyot :3 of >_> my >w< mind, 
UwU If :33 you uWu suppose ÚwÚ as x3 feawing :33 you it ^-^ shook. 
x3 Gwend. ^.^ The heavens were ;;w;; aww on ÚwÚ fiwe, >w< the earth >w< did >_< twembwe. 
>w< Hot. OwO O, :33 then >w< the earth :3 shook uWu to see >w< the heavens on ÚwÚ fiwe, 
And UwU nyot ^-^ in ^w^ feaw :3 of ^-^ youw x3 nyativity. 
Diseased ;;w;; nyatuwe x3 oftentimes x3 bweaks ^-^ fowth 
^.^ In ^-^ stwange uWu ewuptions; oft >w< the ^.^ teeming earth 
Is xDD with a uWu kind :3 of >_> cowic >w< pinch'd ^-^ and >_> vex'd 
By >w< the >w< impwisonying :3 of unruly ^.^ wind 
;;w;; Within ;;w;; hew womb, which, for enlargement striving, 
:3 Shakes >w< the old ^w^ bewdame earth ^-^ and topples OwO down 
>w< Steepwes ^-^ and mossgrown xDD towews. x3 At ^-^ youw >_< biwth 
>_< Ouw UwU gwandam >_> eawth, having ^w^ this distemp'rature, 
^.^ In passion ^-^ shook. 
x3 Gwend. :33 Cousin, :3 of uWu many ^-^ men 
^-^ I do UwU nyot ;;w;; beaw uWu these :33 cwossings. ^w^ Give :33 me uWu weave 
>_< To tell :33 you once ;;w;; again ^w^ that :3 at >_> my >_< biwth 
^.^ The UwU fwont :3 of :3 heaven >_> was full :3 of ^-^ fiewy x3 shapes, 
^.^ The >w< goats ran OwO fwom >w< the UwU mountains, ^-^ and >w< the herds 
^.^ Wewe ;;w;; stwangewy uWu cwamowous uWu to >w< the frighted ^-^ fiewds. 
These signs have mark'd :33 me extraordinary, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the ;;w;; couwses :3 of >_> my OwO wife do ^w^ show 
^-^ I am UwU nyot ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ woww :3 of UwU common UwU men. 
;;w;; Whewe is UwU he ^.^ wiving, :33 cwipp'd ^-^ in xDD with >w< the >w< sea 
:33 That ;;w;; chides >w< the UwU banks :3 of ^.^ Engwand, Scotland, x3 Wawes, 
Which >w< cawws :33 me :33 pupiw >w< ow hath UwU wead uWu to ÚwÚ me? 
And >_< bwing xDD him :33 out ^w^ that is but :3 woman's ^-^ son 
>_> Can uWu twace :33 me ^-^ in >w< the x3 tedious ^.^ ways :3 of UwU awt 
And hold :33 me pace ^-^ in ;;w;; deep >w< expewiments. 
>w< Hot. ^-^ I xDD think >_< thewe's xDD nyo man ;;w;; speaks xDD bettew uWu Wewsh. >_< I'ww uWu to >_< dinnyew. 
:3 Mowt. ^w^ Peace, ;;w;; cousin UwU Pewcy; :33 you >w< wiww uWu make xDD him x3 mad. 
x3 Gwend. ^-^ I ^w^ can UwU caww >_> spiwits OwO fwom >w< the ^-^ vasty :3 deep. 
>w< Hot. :3 Why, ;;w;; so ^w^ can ;;w;; I, >w< ow ;;w;; so ^w^ can :33 any >_< man; 
xDD But >w< wiww :33 they come uWu when :33 you do UwU caww for them? 
x3 Gwend. :3 Why, ^-^ I ^w^ can ^-^ teach ^.^ you, cousin, uWu to UwU command >w< the ^w^ deviw. 
>w< Hot. And ^-^ I ^w^ can ^-^ teach ^-^ thee, coz, uWu to OwO shame >w< the >_< deviw- 
By telling xDD twuth. Tell >_> twuth ^-^ and OwO shame >w< the ^w^ deviw. 
UwU If >w< thou have ÚwÚ powew uWu to xDD waise :3 him, >_< bwing xDD him hither, 
And >_< I'ww >_< be ^w^ swown ^-^ I have ÚwÚ powew uWu to OwO shame xDD him >_< hence. 
OwO O, :33 whiwe :33 you >_< wive, tell >_> twuth ^-^ and OwO shame >w< the devil! 
:3 Mowt. uWu Come, come, xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of ^w^ this unprofitable :33 chat. 
x3 Gwend. Three xDD times hath Henry Bolingbroke uWu made ^.^ head 
Against >_> my OwO powew; :3 thwice OwO fwom >w< the UwU banks :3 of ^.^ Wye 
And sandy-bottom'd uWu Sevewn have ^-^ I >_> sent xDD him 
^.^ Bootwess home ^-^ and weather-beaten OwO back. 
>w< Hot. Home :33 without ^.^ boots, ^-^ and ^-^ in ÚwÚ fouw weather too? 
UwU How x3 scapes UwU he :3 agues, ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ deviw's name 
x3 Gwend. uWu Come, >_> hewe's >w< the >_> map. ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we divide x3 ouw >w< wight 
^-^ Accowding uWu to x3 ouw ;;w;; thweefowd UwU owdew ta'en? 
:3 Mowt. ^.^ The >_> Awchdeacon hath divided it 
>w< Into xDD thwee :33 wimits :3 vewy :3 equawwy. 
^.^ Engwand, OwO fwom >_< Twent ^-^ and uWu Sevewn >_< hithewto, 
By ;;w;; south ^-^ and ^w^ east is uWu to >_> my ^.^ pawt ÚwÚ assign'd; 
;;w;; Aww x3 westwawd, Wales >_> beyond >w< the uWu Sevewn ^.^ showe, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the :3 fewtiwe ^w^ wand >_> within ^w^ that xDD bound, 
>_< To ;;w;; Owen >w< Gwendowew; UwU and, dear coz, uWu to :33 you 
^.^ The xDD wemnyant northward lying off OwO fwom ^-^ Twent. 
And x3 ouw :3 indentuwes >_> twipawtite are drawn; 
Which being UwU seawed UwU intewchangeabwy 
(A business ^w^ that ^w^ this night ^w^ may ^-^ execute), 
xDD To-mowwow, ;;w;; cousin Percy, :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ I 
And >_> my ^w^ good xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Wowcestew >w< wiww ^w^ set ^-^ fowth 
>_< To meet ^-^ youw father ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; Scottish x3 bowew, 
:33 As is uWu appointed us, :3 at UwU Shwewsbuwy. 
^w^ My father x3 Gwendowew is UwU nyot ready yet, 
>_> Nyow >_< shaww ;;w;; we need ^.^ his :33 hewp uWu these UwU fouwteen x3 days. 
^w^ [To Glend.] ;;w;; Within ^w^ that :33 space :33 you ^w^ may have ^.^ dwawn x3 togethew 
;;w;; Youw tenants, :3 fwiends, ^-^ and ^w^ nyeighbouwing ;;w;; gentwemen. 
x3 Gwend. xDD A ;;w;; showtew :3 time >_< shaww ^.^ send :33 me uWu to ^.^ you, lords; 
And ^-^ in >_> my >_> conduct >_< shaww ^-^ youw ladies come, 
^w^ Fwom whom :33 you now must >_> steaw ^-^ and ^w^ take xDD nyo leave, 
:3 Fow >w< thewe >w< wiww >_< be a UwU wowwd :3 of water xDD shed 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the parting :3 of ^-^ youw wives ^-^ and ÚwÚ you. 
>w< Hot. xDD Methinks >_> my ;;w;; moiety, north OwO fwom Burton ;;w;; hewe, 
^.^ In ;;w;; quantity ^w^ equaws UwU nyot >w< onye :3 of >w< youws. 
ÚwÚ See how ^w^ this river ÚwÚ comes :33 me cranking ^-^ in 
And cuts :33 me OwO fwom >w< the uWu best :3 of ;;w;; aww >_> my ^w^ wand 
xDD A ^w^ huge ^w^ hawf-moon, a monstrous ;;w;; cantwe x3 out. 
>_< I'ww have >w< the OwO cuwwent ^w^ iww ^w^ this :3 pwace ^.^ damm'd xDD up, 
And ÚwÚ hewe >w< the OwO smug ^-^ and :3 swivew >_< Twent >_< shaww run 
^.^ In a xDD nyew ÚwÚ channyew ^.^ faiw ^-^ and OwO evenwy. 
>_> It >_< shaww UwU nyot ^.^ wind xDD with >_< such a ;;w;; deep ÚwÚ indent 
>_< To uWu wob :33 me :3 of ;;w;; so rich a ÚwÚ bottom uWu hewe. 
x3 Gwend. uWu Nyot >_> wind? >_> It UwU shaww, it uWu must! You see it UwU doth. 
:3 Mowt. x3 Yea, but 
Mark how UwU he >_< beaws ^.^ his ^w^ couwse, ^-^ and UwU wuns :33 me :3 up 
With OwO wike ^w^ advantage on >w< the x3 othew x3 side, 
OwO Gewding >w< the uWu opposed continent ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much 
:33 As on >w< the x3 othew >w< side it >_> takes OwO fwom ÚwÚ you. 
OwO Wow. x3 Yea, but a ^-^ wittwe charge >w< wiww OwO twench xDD him ÚwÚ hewe 
And on ^w^ this north >w< side >w< win ^w^ this cape :3 of ;;w;; wand; 
And :33 then UwU he UwU wuns straight ^-^ and ^-^ even. 
>w< Hot. >_< I'ww have it >_< so. xDD A ^-^ wittwe charge >w< wiww do uWu it. 
x3 Gwend. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot have it ^-^ awt'wed. 
>w< Hot. Will UwU nyot :33 you? 
x3 Gwend. x3 Nyo, >_< nyow :33 you >_< shaww uWu nyot. 
>w< Hot. >_< Who >_< shaww say :33 me nay? 
x3 Gwend. x3 Nyo, ^w^ that >w< wiww xDD I. 
>w< Hot. Let :33 me UwU nyot understand :33 you >_> then; UwU speak it ^-^ in uWu Wewsh. 
x3 Gwend. ^-^ I ^w^ can UwU speak ^w^ Engwish, lord, ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as you; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >_> was train'd :3 up ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish uWu couwt, 
Where, being but ;;w;; young, ^-^ I :33 fwamed uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ hawp 
^w^ Many :3 an ÚwÚ Engwish UwU ditty ^-^ wovewy UwU weww, 
And ÚwÚ gave >w< the tongue a ^.^ hewpfuw ornament- 
xDD A virtue ^w^ that >_> was UwU nyevew seen ^-^ in ÚwÚ you. 
>w< Hot. x3 Mawwy, 
And ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad :3 of it xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my >_< heawt! 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< be a kitten ^-^ and ^.^ cwy ÚwÚ mew 
uWu Than >w< onye :3 of uWu these ^-^ same >_< metwe ÚwÚ bawwet-mongews. 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_> heaw a :33 bwazen ^-^ canstick OwO tuwn'd 
>_> Ow a dry wheel :3 gwate on >w< the uWu axwetwee, 
And ^w^ that :3 wouwd ^w^ set >_> my >w< teeth OwO nyothing on ^-^ edge, 
Nothing ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ^w^ mincing ^-^ poetwy. 
'Tis OwO wike >w< the forc'd OwO gait :3 of a uWu shuffwing ÚwÚ nyag, 
x3 Gwend. uWu Come, :33 you >_< shaww have >_< Twent UwU tuwn'd. 
>w< Hot. ^-^ I do UwU nyot xDD cawe. >_< I'ww >w< give :3 thwice ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ^w^ wand 
>_< To :33 any ÚwÚ weww-desewving ^-^ fwiend; 
xDD But ^-^ in >w< the x3 way :3 of ;;w;; bawgain, >_< mawk xDD ye me, 
>_< I'ww >w< caviw on >w< the ÚwÚ nyinth ^.^ pawt :3 of a >w< haiw 
;;w;; Awe >w< the :3 indentuwes ^-^ dwawn? ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we >_< be :33 gonye? 
x3 Gwend. ^.^ The moon uWu shinyes UwU faiw; :33 you ^w^ may xDD away :3 by night. 
>_< I'ww haste >w< the ;;w;; wwitew, ^-^ and >_< withaw 
;;w;; Bweak xDD with ^-^ youw wives :3 of ^-^ youw departure >_< hence. 
^-^ I am afraid >_> my uWu daughtew >w< wiww run >_> mad, 
So ÚwÚ much she OwO doteth on ;;w;; hew x3 Mowtimew. Exit. 
:3 Mowt. >w< Fie, ;;w;; cousin :33 Pewcy! how :33 you x3 cwoss >_> my >w< fathew! 
>w< Hot. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >w< choose. >_> Sometimes UwU he angers :33 me 
With telling :33 me :3 of >w< the >_< mowdwawp ^-^ and >w< the ant, 
Of >w< the UwU dweamew >_> Mewwin ^-^ and ^.^ his ;;w;; pwophecies, 
And :3 of a ^-^ dwagon ^-^ and a xDD finwess >_> fish, 
xDD A clip-wing'd griffin ^-^ and a :3 mouwten :3 waven, 
xDD A couching lion ^-^ and a ÚwÚ wamping ^.^ cat, 
And >_< such a ^.^ deaw :3 of skimble-skamble stuff 
:33 As puts :33 me OwO fwom >_> my faith. ^-^ I tell :33 you UwU what- 
He :3 hewd :33 me last night :3 at least UwU nyinye >w< houws 
^.^ In >w< weckonying :3 up >w< the ;;w;; sevewaw devils' ;;w;; nyames 
:33 That were ^.^ his uWu wackeys. ^-^ I uWu cwied ;;w;; 'hum,' ^-^ and 'Well, ^w^ go ÚwÚ to!' 
xDD But mark'd xDD him UwU nyot a word. OwO O, UwU he is ÚwÚ as x3 tedious 
:33 As a ^.^ tiwed ^.^ howse, a UwU waiwing wife; 
Worse than a smoky ^w^ house. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< wive 
With ^w^ cheese ^-^ and garlic ^-^ in a OwO windmiww far 
uWu Than ;;w;; feed on cates ^-^ and have xDD him ^-^ tawk uWu to :33 me 
^.^ In :33 any summer house ^-^ in ÚwÚ Chwistendom). 
:3 Mowt. ^.^ In faith, UwU he is a ^-^ wowthy ^w^ gentweman, 
x3 Exceedingwy ^w^ weww ^w^ wead, ^-^ and xDD pwofited 
^.^ In ^-^ stwange concealments, ^.^ vawiant ÚwÚ as a x3 wion, 
And ^.^ wondwous affable, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as :3 bountifuw 
:33 As xDD minyes :3 of India. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I tell ^.^ you, ^-^ cousin? 
He UwU howds ^-^ youw ^.^ tempew ^-^ in a >_> high ^w^ wespect 
And curbs himself uWu even :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ nyatuwaw :33 scope 
When :33 you come uWu 'cwoss ^.^ his ^-^ humouw. ^-^ Faith, UwU he xDD does. 
^-^ I warrant :33 you ^w^ that man is UwU nyot ^-^ awive 
:33 Might ;;w;; so have xDD tempted xDD him ÚwÚ as :33 you have ^w^ donye 
>_< Without >w< the >_< taste :3 of danger ^-^ and reproof. 
xDD But do UwU nyot ÚwÚ use it ^-^ oft, let :33 me entreat ÚwÚ you. 
OwO Wow. ^.^ In faith, >_> my lord, :33 you are x3 too x3 wiwfuw-bwame, 
And >_> since ^-^ youw >w< coming ÚwÚ hithew have ^w^ donye :33 enyough 
>_< To put xDD him :3 quite ^-^ besides ^.^ his ^.^ patience. 
You must xDD nyeeds ^w^ weawn, lord, uWu to >_< amend ^w^ this ^-^ fauwt. 
OwO Though uWu sometimes it ^w^ show :3 gweatnyess, courage, ^-^ bwood- 
And UwU that's >w< the x3 deawest ^.^ gwace it ^.^ wendews >w< you- 
^w^ Yet x3 oftentimes it x3 doth present ;;w;; hawsh UwU wage, 
>_< Defect :3 of manners, >_< want :3 of ^w^ govewnment, 
>_> Pwide, ^.^ haughtinyess, uWu opinyion, ^-^ and >w< disdain; 
^.^ The least :3 of xDD which x3 haunting a ^-^ nyobweman 
>_< Woseth men's hearts, ^-^ and leaves x3 behind a OwO stain 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the beauty :3 of ;;w;; aww x3 pawts >_> besides, 
>_> Beguiwing them :3 of xDD commendation. 
>w< Hot. xDD Weww, ^-^ I am xDD schoow'd. Good :3 mannyews >_< be ^-^ youw ÚwÚ speed! 
uWu Hewe come x3 ouw wives, ^-^ and let uWu us ^w^ take x3 ouw leave. 

^-^ Entew x3 Gwendowew xDD with >w< the :33 Wadies. 

:3 Mowt. ^.^ This is >w< the deadly :33 spite ^w^ that angers >_> me- 
^w^ My uWu wife ^w^ can UwU speak xDD nyo ^w^ Engwish, ^-^ I xDD nyo uWu Wewsh. 
x3 Gwend. ^w^ My uWu daughtew >_< weeps; she >w< wiww UwU nyot ^.^ pawt xDD with you; 
^w^ She'ww >_< be a >w< sowdiew OwO too, >_> she'ww uWu to >w< the xDD waws. 
:3 Mowt. Good ^-^ fathew, tell ;;w;; hew ^w^ that she ^-^ and >_> my OwO aunt x3 Pewcy 
ÚwÚ Shaww x3 fowwow ^-^ in ^-^ youw >_> conduct >_> speediwy. 
x3 Gwendowew ;;w;; speaks uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ in ^-^ Wewsh, ^-^ and she ^w^ answews 
xDD him ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ same. 
x3 Gwend. ÚwÚ She is :33 despewate uWu hewe. xDD A uWu peevish >_< sewf-wiww'd uWu hawwotwy, 
uWu Onye ^w^ that xDD nyo ^w^ pewsuasion ^w^ can do ^w^ good >_> upon. 
^.^ The :33 Wady ;;w;; speaks ^-^ in uWu Wewsh. 
:3 Mowt. ^-^ I understand thy looks. :33 That ;;w;; pwetty :33 Wewsh 
Which >w< thou pourest OwO down OwO fwom uWu these swelling heavens 
^-^ I am x3 too UwU pewfect in; UwU and, but for >w< shame, 
^.^ In >_< such a >w< Bawwey OwO shouwd ^-^ I answer ;;w;; thee. 
^.^ The :33 Wady ;;w;; again ^-^ in uWu Wewsh. 
^-^ I understand thy >_> kisses, ^-^ and >w< thou uWu minye, 
And UwU that's a feeling OwO disputation. 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyevew >_< be a ^.^ twuant, love, 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I have learnt thy >w< wanguage: for thy tongue 
uWu Makes :33 Wewsh ÚwÚ as sweet ÚwÚ as ditties x3 highwy ^-^ penn'd, 
Sung :3 by a ^.^ faiw :3 queen ^-^ in a >w< summew's >_< bow'w, 
With ravishing >_> division, uWu to ;;w;; hew ^w^ wute. 
x3 Gwend. Nay, >_> if :33 you >w< mewt, :33 then >w< wiww she run x3 mad. 
^.^ The :33 Wady ;;w;; speaks ;;w;; again ^-^ in uWu Wewsh. 
:3 Mowt. OwO O, ^-^ I am x3 ignyowance ^w^ itsewf ^-^ in this! 
x3 Gwend. ÚwÚ She ^.^ bids :33 you on >w< the ÚwÚ wanton :3 wushes lay :33 you OwO down 
And :33 west ^-^ youw ÚwÚ gentwe ^.^ head upon ;;w;; hew ^-^ wap, 
And she >w< wiww ^.^ sing >w< the ÚwÚ song ^w^ that >w< pweaseth :33 you 
And on ^-^ youw >w< eyewids crown >w< the x3 god :3 of xDD sweep, 
^w^ Chawming ^-^ youw UwU bwood xDD with >_< pweasing uWu heavinyess, 
>_< Making >_< such >_> diffewence 'twixt wake ^-^ and OwO sweep 
:33 As is >w< the >_> diffewence ÚwÚ betwixt x3 day ^-^ and night 
^.^ The hour :33 befowe >w< the heavenly-harness'd xDD team 
xDD Begins ^.^ his xDD gowden UwU pwogwess ^-^ in >w< the xDD East. 
:3 Mowt. With ;;w;; aww >_> my :33 heawt >_< I'ww ÚwÚ sit ^-^ and >_> heaw ;;w;; hew sing. 
By ^w^ that :3 time >w< wiww x3 ouw ÚwÚ book, ^-^ I think, >_< be drawn. 
x3 Gwend. :3 Do ;;w;; so, 
And those musicians ^w^ that >_< shaww uWu pway uWu to :33 you 
^.^ Hang ^-^ in >w< the air a >_> thousand ^.^ weagues OwO fwom OwO hence, 
And straight :33 they >_< shaww >_< be uWu hewe. >_> Sit, ^-^ and ^w^ attend. 
>w< Hot. uWu Come, ^-^ Kate, >w< thou UwU awt UwU pewfect ^-^ in lying down. uWu Come, UwU quick, 
UwU quick, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may lay >_> my ^.^ head ^-^ in thy >_< wap. 
:33 Wady P. ^.^ Go, xDD ye UwU giddy :3 goose. 
^.^ The music uWu pways. 
>w< Hot. :3 Nyow ^-^ I :3 pewceive >w< the devil understands x3 Wewsh; 
And ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo x3 mawvew, >_< be is ;;w;; so OwO humowous. 
;;w;; By'w Lady, UwU he is a ^w^ good :3 musician. 
:33 Wady P. UwU Then OwO shouwd :33 you >_< be OwO nyothing but OwO musicaw; for :33 you are 
altogether ÚwÚ govewn'd :3 by ÚwÚ humouws. Lie ^.^ stiww, xDD ye >_< thief, ^-^ and >_> heaw >w< the 
lady ^.^ sing ^-^ in uWu Wewsh. 
>w< Hot. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_> heaw Lady, >_> my brach, :3 howw ^-^ in UwU Iwish. 
:33 Wady P. Wouldst >w< thou have thy ^.^ head uWu bwoken? 
>w< Hot. >w< Nyo. 
:33 Wady P. UwU Then >_< be >w< stiww. 
>w< Hot. :3 Nyeithew! 'Tis a :3 woman's ^-^ fauwt. 
:33 Wady P. :3 Nyow >_> God :33 hewp ^-^ thee! 
>w< Hot. >_< To >w< the :33 Wewsh ^w^ wady's bed. 
:33 Wady P. What's that? 
>w< Hot. xDD Peace! she :33 sings. 
uWu Hewe >w< the :33 Wady uWu sings a :33 Wewsh song. 
uWu Come, ^-^ Kate, >_< I'ww have ^-^ youw ÚwÚ song >_< too. 
:33 Wady P. uWu Nyot uWu minye, ^-^ in ^w^ good sooth. 
>w< Hot. uWu Nyot ^-^ youws, ^-^ in ^w^ good :33 sooth? ;;w;; Heawt! :33 you xDD sweaw OwO wike a 
OwO comfit-makew's ÚwÚ wife. ÚwÚ 'Nyot ^.^ you, ^-^ in ^w^ good >_> sooth!' ^-^ and ^.^ 'as OwO twue ÚwÚ as ^-^ I 
^w^ wive!' ^-^ and ^.^ 'as >_> God >_< shaww :33 mend ^-^ me!' ^-^ and ^.^ 'as ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ as :3 day!' 
And >w< givest >_< such sarcenet UwU suwety for thy :3 oaths 
:33 As >_> if >w< thou >w< nye'ew x3 wawk'st further than :33 Finsbuwy. 
;;w;; Sweaw me, ^-^ Kate, OwO wike a lady ÚwÚ as >w< thou >_< awt, 
xDD A ^w^ good uWu mouth-fiwwing xDD oath; ^-^ and uWu weave xDD 'in ÚwÚ sooth' 
And >_< such >_> pwotest :3 of OwO peppew UwU gingewbwead 
>_< To ^-^ vewvet ;;w;; guawds ^-^ and ^w^ Sunday >_> citizens. uWu Come, sing. 
:33 Wady P. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot sing. 
>w< Hot. 'Tis >w< the UwU nyext x3 way uWu to ^w^ tuwn x3 taiwow >w< ow >_< be uWu wedbweast-teachew. ;;w;; An 
>w< the :3 indentuwes >_< be drawn, >_< I'ww xDD away >_> within uWu these x3 two uWu houws; ^-^ and ;;w;; so 
come ^-^ in uWu when xDD ye :3 wiww. Exit. 
x3 Gwend. uWu Come, come, xDD Wowd x3 Mowtimew. You are ÚwÚ as ^-^ swow 
:33 As hot xDD Wowd x3 Pewcy is on ^w^ fiwe uWu to ^w^ go. 
By ^w^ this x3 ouw book is drawn; x3 we'ww but >_> seaw, 
And :33 then uWu to ;;w;; howse immediately. 
:3 Mowt. With ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< heawt. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< II. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ Pawace. 

^-^ Entew >w< the :3 King, xDD Pwince :3 of x3 Wawes, ^-^ and >_> othews. 

UwU King. Lords, >w< give uWu us leave. ^.^ The xDD Pwince :3 of Wales ^-^ and ^-^ I 
ÚwÚ Must have ÚwÚ some private ^-^ confewence; but >_< be uWu nyeaw :3 at ;;w;; hand, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we >_< shaww uWu pwesentwy have need :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
Exeunt UwU Wowds. 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot whether >_> God >w< wiww have it ;;w;; so, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ some UwU dispweasing UwU sewvice ^-^ I have x3 donye, 
UwU That, ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; secwet xDD doom, :33 out :3 of >_> my UwU bwood 
;;w;; He'ww ;;w;; bweed >_< wevengement ^-^ and a scourge for x3 me; 
xDD But >w< thou dost ^-^ in thy uWu passages :3 of OwO wife 
Make :33 me xDD bewieve ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt :3 onwy mark'd 
:3 Fow >w< the hot vengeance ^-^ and >w< the >w< wod :3 of :3 heaven 
>_< To ÚwÚ punyish >_> my mistreadings. Tell :33 me ^w^ ewse, 
x3 Couwd >_< such xDD inyowdinyate ^-^ and >w< wow desires, 
>_> Such poor, >_< such ^w^ bawe, >_< such >_< wewd, >_< such UwU mean uWu attempts, 
>_> Such x3 bawwen xDD pweasuwes, rude society, 
:33 As >w< thou UwU awt match'd >_< withaw ^-^ and ^w^ gwafted x3 to, 
:33 Accompany >w< the :3 gweatnyess :3 of thy UwU bwood 
And hold their ;;w;; wevew xDD with thy ÚwÚ pwincewy :3 heawt? 
Prince. So UwU pwease ^-^ youw Majesty, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ couwd 
x3 Quit ;;w;; aww >_> offences xDD with ÚwÚ as UwU cweaw >w< excuse 
:33 As ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am doubtless ^-^ I ^w^ can purge 
:3 Mysewf :3 of uWu many ^-^ I am UwU chawged withal. 
^w^ Yet >_< such OwO extenyuation let :33 me >w< beg 
UwU As, ^-^ in >_> wepwoof :3 of uWu many >_> tawes >w< devis'd, 
Which oft >w< the >_> eaw :3 of :3 gweatnyess xDD nyeeds must ;;w;; beaw 
By, >_< smiwing UwU pickthanks ^-^ and base uWu nyewsmongews, 
^-^ I ;;w;; may, for ÚwÚ some things OwO twue :33 whewein >_> my ^w^ youth 
uWu Hath xDD fauwty UwU wand'wed ^-^ and irregular, 
And >w< pawdon on lily OwO twue >w< submission. 
UwU King. >_> God >w< pawdon ^-^ thee! ^w^ Yet let :33 me >_> wondew, OwO Hawwy, 
x3 At thy xDD affections, xDD which do hold a ÚwÚ wing, 
Quite OwO fwom >w< the flight :3 of ;;w;; aww thy ancestors. 
>w< Thy :3 pwace ^-^ in OwO Counciw >w< thou UwU hast UwU wudewy >_> wost, 
Which :3 by thy ÚwÚ youngew brother is ^-^ suppwied, 
And UwU awt almost :3 an ^-^ awien uWu to >w< the ^-^ heawts 
Of ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< couwt ^-^ and ^.^ pwinces :3 of >_> my >w< bwood. 
^.^ The hope ^-^ and uWu expectation :3 of thy :3 time 
Is ruin'd, ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ souw :3 of >_> evewy man 
:33 Pwopheticawwy do ÚwÚ fowethink thy fall. 
Had ^-^ I ;;w;; so ;;w;; wavish :3 of >_> my presence x3 been, 
So ;;w;; common-hacknyey'd ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ eyes :3 of men, 
So UwU stawe ^-^ and xDD cheap uWu to ^-^ vuwgaw ^w^ company, 
>_> Opinyion, ^w^ that >w< did :33 hewp :33 me uWu to >w< the ^w^ cwown, 
Had OwO stiww ÚwÚ kept loyal uWu to ^w^ possession 
And UwU weft :33 me ^-^ in reputeless x3 banyishment, 
xDD A uWu fewwow :3 of xDD nyo >_< mawk >_< nyow likelihood. 
By being >_> sewdom xDD seen, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >w< stiw 
>w< But, OwO wike a comet, ^-^ I uWu Was ^.^ wond'wed ^w^ at; 
:33 That ^-^ men :3 wouwd tell their >w< chiwdwen, OwO 'This is :3 he!' 
^w^ Othews :3 wouwd say, ^.^ 'Whewe? Which is Bolingbroke?' 
And :33 then ^-^ I stole ;;w;; aww :3 couwtesy OwO fwom :33 heaven, 
And ^.^ dwess'd myself ^-^ in >_< such uWu humiwity 
:33 That ^-^ I >w< did pluck x3 awwegiance OwO fwom men's hearts, 
x3 Woud shouts ^-^ and :3 sawutations OwO fwom their mouths 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the presence :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ cwownyed UwU King. 
Thus >w< did ^-^ I :3 keep >_> my :33 pewson >_> fwesh ^-^ and nyew, 
^w^ My ÚwÚ pwesence, OwO wike a ^.^ wobe xDD pontificaw, 
>w< Nye'ew seen but ^.^ wond'wed ^w^ at; ^-^ and ;;w;; so >_> my xDD state, 
Seldom but sumptuous, UwU show'd OwO wike a xDD feast 
And won :3 by ;;w;; wawenyess >_< such >w< sowemnyity. 
^.^ The OwO skipping :3 King, UwU he ambled :3 up ^-^ and OwO down 
With shallow ^w^ jestews ^-^ and >_> wash bavin ÚwÚ wits, 
UwU Soon >w< kindwed ^-^ and UwU soon burnt; >_> cawded ^.^ his UwU state; 
OwO Mingwed ^.^ his royalty xDD with cap'ring xDD foows; 
Had ^.^ his >_> gweat name ^-^ pwofanyed xDD with their ^-^ scowns 
And ÚwÚ gave ^.^ his ÚwÚ countenyance, ÚwÚ against ^.^ his ;;w;; nyame, 
>_< To ÚwÚ waugh :3 at ^-^ gibing >_< boys ^-^ and >_< stand >w< the push 
Of >_> evewy :3 beawdwess uWu vain comparative; 
OwO Gwew a x3 companyion uWu to >w< the UwU common ^-^ stweets, 
xDD Enfeoff'd himself uWu to ^-^ popuwawity; 
UwU That, being :33 dawwy swallowed :3 by men's uWu eyes, 
xDD They >w< suwfeited xDD with ^-^ honyey ^-^ and began 
>_< To >w< woathe >w< the >_< taste :3 of ^-^ sweetnyess, xDD wheweof a ^-^ wittwe 
x3 Mowe than a ^-^ wittwe is :3 by ÚwÚ much x3 too ^-^ much. 
;;w;; So, uWu when UwU he ^w^ had ^.^ occasion uWu to >_< be xDD seen, 
He >_> was but ÚwÚ as >w< the ^w^ cuckoo is ^-^ in :3 Junye, 
Heard, UwU nyot regarded- xDD seen, but xDD with >_< such ^.^ eyes 
UwU As, ÚwÚ sick ^-^ and :3 bwunted xDD with x3 communyity, 
Afford xDD nyo extraordinary gaze, 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as is bent on uWu unwike uWu majesty 
When it uWu shinyes >_> sewdom ^-^ in admiring >_> eyes; 
xDD But :3 wathew ^.^ dwows'd ^-^ and hung their >w< eyewids x3 down, 
^w^ Swept ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO face, ^-^ and :33 wend'wed >_< such :3 aspect 
:33 As cloudy ^-^ men ÚwÚ use uWu to their ÚwÚ advewsawies, 
ÚwÚ Being xDD with ^.^ his presence glutted, gorg'd, ^-^ and uWu fuww. 
And ^-^ in ^w^ that :3 vewy >w< winye, OwO Hawwy, :3 standest thou; 
:3 Fow >w< thou UwU hast :33 wost thy ÚwÚ pwincewy privilege 
With :3 viwe ^-^ pawticipation. uWu Nyot :3 an eye 
xDD But is aweary :3 of thy UwU common sight, 
^.^ Save uWu minye, xDD which hath ;;w;; desiw'd uWu to see ÚwÚ thee >_< mowe; 
Which now x3 doth ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have it do- 
Make ^.^ bwind ^w^ itsewf xDD with x3 foowish tenderness. 
Prince. ^-^ I >_< shaww uWu heweaftew, >_> my :33 thwice-gwacious lord, 
;;w;; Be :33 mowe uWu mysewf. 
UwU King. :3 Fow ;;w;; aww >w< the world, 
:33 As >w< thou UwU awt uWu to ^w^ this hour, >_> was :3 Wichawd :33 then 
When ^-^ I OwO fwom >_< Fwance ^w^ set ^.^ foot :3 at :3 Wavenspuwgh; 
And uWu even ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> was :33 then is x3 Pewcy UwU nyow. 
xDD Nyow, :3 by >_> my sceptre, ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ souw uWu to OwO boot, 
He hath :33 mowe ^-^ wowthy interest uWu to >w< the ^.^ state 
uWu Than UwU thou, >w< the uWu shadow :3 of uWu succession; 
:3 Fow :3 of xDD nyo >_< wight, >_< nyow xDD cowouw OwO wike uWu to >_< wight, 
He x3 doth fill ^-^ fiewds xDD with harness ^-^ in >w< the uWu weawm, 
>_> Tuwns ^.^ head ÚwÚ against >w< the lion's uWu awmed jaws, 
And, ÚwÚ Being xDD nyo :33 mowe ^-^ in ^.^ debt uWu to xDD yeaws than UwU thou, 
uWu Weads ancient ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and reverend x3 Bishops on 
>_< To ÚwÚ bwoody >_< battwes ^-^ and uWu to UwU bwuising arms. 
:3 What UwU nyevew-dying >w< honyouw hath UwU he ^w^ got 
Against >w< wenyowmed ^.^ Dougwas! :3 whose >_> high x3 deeds, 
>_< Whose hot UwU incuwsions ^-^ and >_> gweat name ^-^ in xDD awms 
OwO Howds OwO fwom ;;w;; aww :33 sowdiews uWu chief ;;w;; majowity 
And military title capital 
>_> Thwough ;;w;; aww >w< the kingdoms ^w^ that :3 acknyowwedge xDD Chwist. 
Thrice hath ^w^ this :3 Hotspuw, Mars ^-^ in swathling :33 cwothes, 
^.^ This infant warrior, ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ entewpwises 
Discomfited >_> gweat >_> Dougwas; xDD ta'en xDD him once, 
Enlarged :3 him, ^-^ and uWu made a uWu fwiend :3 of :3 him, 
>_< To fill >w< the uWu mouth :3 of ;;w;; deep defiance :3 up 
And shake >w< the peace ^-^ and ^w^ safety :3 of x3 ouw throne. 
And what say :33 you uWu to xDD this? Percy, >w< Nyowthumbewwand, 
^.^ The xDD Awchbishop's Grace :3 of :33 Yowk, Douglas, ;;w;; Mowtimew 
Capitulate ÚwÚ against uWu us ^-^ and are ;;w;; up. 
xDD But wherefore do ^-^ I tell uWu these OwO nyews uWu to ÚwÚ thee 
:3 Why, OwO Hawwy, do ^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee :3 of >_> my ^w^ foes, 
Which UwU awt >_> my xDD nyeawest ^-^ and x3 deawest >_< enyemy' 
Thou ^w^ that UwU awt OwO wike ^w^ enyough, through ;;w;; vassaw fear, 
UwU Base inclination, ^-^ and >w< the >_> stawt :3 of ^.^ spween, 
>_< To ^.^ fight ÚwÚ against :33 me ^.^ undew OwO Pewcy's >_> pay, 
>_< To ^-^ dog ^.^ his ^.^ heews ^-^ and curtsy :3 at ^.^ his :33 fwowns, 
>_< To ^w^ show how ÚwÚ much >w< thou UwU awt uWu degenyewate. 
Prince. :3 Do UwU nyot xDD think >_< so. You >_< shaww UwU nyot find it >_< so. 
And >_> God x3 fowgive them ^w^ that ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much have ^.^ sway'd 
;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ Majesty's ^w^ good ;;w;; thoughts xDD away OwO fwom me! 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ wedeem ;;w;; aww ^w^ this on OwO Pewcy's ^.^ head 
And, ^-^ in >w< the xDD cwosing :3 of ÚwÚ some x3 gwowious x3 day, 
;;w;; Be xDD bowd uWu to tell :33 you ^w^ that ^-^ I am ^-^ youw son, 
When ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< weaw a >w< gawment ;;w;; aww :3 of uWu bwood, 
And OwO stain >_> my favours ^-^ in a ÚwÚ bwoody >_< mask, 
Which, >_< wash'd uWu away, >_< shaww ^-^ scouw >_> my OwO shame xDD with uWu it. 
And ^w^ that >_< shaww >_< be >w< the x3 day, ^-^ whenye'ew it lights, 
:33 That ^w^ this ^-^ same UwU chiwd :3 of >w< honyouw ^-^ and OwO wenyown, 
^.^ This gallant :3 Hotspuw, ^w^ this :3 aww-pwaised ÚwÚ knyight, 
And ^-^ youw ^w^ unthought :3 of Harry >_> chance uWu to ÚwÚ meet. 
:3 Fow >_> evewy >w< honyouw xDD sitting on ^.^ his helm, 
>w< Wouwd :33 they were multitudes, ^-^ and on >_> my ^.^ head 
^w^ My ^-^ shames redoubled! :3 Fow >w< the :3 time >w< wiww come 
:33 That ^-^ I >_< shaww uWu make ^w^ this UwU Nyowthewn ^w^ youth exchange 
:33 His x3 gwowious deeds for >_> my >_> indignyities. 
x3 Pewcy is but >_> my ^w^ factow, ^w^ good >_> my lord, 
>_< To engross :3 up x3 gwowious deeds on >_> my xDD behawf; 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU caww xDD haww uWu to ;;w;; so :33 stwict :33 account 
:33 That UwU he >_< shaww x3 wendew >_> evewy xDD gwowy xDD up, 
x3 Yea, uWu even >w< the slightest worship :3 of ^.^ his time, 
>_> Ow ^-^ I >w< wiww tear >w< the >w< weckonying OwO fwom ^.^ his >w< heawt. 
^.^ This ^-^ in >w< the name :3 of >_> God ^-^ I x3 pwomise >_> hewe; 
^.^ The xDD which >_> if UwU he >_< be pleas'd ^-^ I >_< shaww perform, 
^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ youw >_> Majesty ^w^ may salve 
^.^ The uWu wong-gwown >_< wounds :3 of >_> my uWu intempewance. 
UwU If not, >w< the UwU end :3 of OwO wife cancels ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ bands, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 die a x3 hundwed >_> thousand ^w^ deaths 
Ere x3 bweak >w< the UwU smawwest >_< pawcew :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ vow. 
UwU King. xDD A x3 hundwed >_> thousand ;;w;; webews :33 die ^-^ in this! 
Thou xDD shawt have charge ^-^ and sovereign xDD twust uWu hewein. 

^-^ Entew x3 Bwunt. 

UwU How uWu nyow, ^w^ good xDD Bwunt? >w< Thy OwO wooks are full :3 of >_< speed. 
x3 Bwunt. So hath >w< the business ^w^ that ^-^ I come uWu to UwU speak >_< of. 
xDD Wowd ;;w;; Mowtimew :3 of ^w^ Scotwand hath >_> sent :3 wowd 
:33 That Douglas ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish ;;w;; webews >_< met 
^.^ The >_< eweventh :3 of ^w^ this >_> month :3 at UwU Shwewsbuwy. 
xDD A ^w^ mighty ^-^ and a OwO feawfuw ^.^ head :33 they x3 awe, 
UwU If xDD pwomises >_< be ÚwÚ kept oil >_> evewy ;;w;; hand, 
:33 As ^-^ evew off'red ÚwÚ fouw uWu pway ^-^ in a x3 state. 
UwU King. ^.^ The uWu Eaww :3 of x3 Westmowewand ^w^ set ^-^ fowth xDD to-day; 
With xDD him >_> my son, xDD Wowd :33 John :3 of ^.^ Wancastew; 
:3 Fow ^w^ this advertisement is ÚwÚ five ^-^ days OwO owd. 
:3 On >w< Wednyesday xDD nyext, OwO Hawwy, :33 you >_< shaww ^w^ set >_< fowwawd; 
:3 On Thursday ;;w;; we >_> ouwsewves >w< wiww march. >_< Ouw OwO meeting 
Is >w< Bwidgenyowth; UwU and, OwO Hawwy, :33 you >_< shaww OwO mawch 
>_> Thwough ;;w;; Gwoucestewshiwe; :3 by xDD which xDD account, 
>_< Ouw business ;;w;; vawued, ÚwÚ some xDD twewve ^-^ days hence 
>_< Ouw ^-^ genyewaw forces :3 at ÚwÚ Bwidgenyowth >_< shaww ÚwÚ meet. 
>_< Ouw >w< hands are full :3 of >_> businyess. xDD Wet's uWu away. 
Advantage >w< feeds xDD him ÚwÚ fat :33 whiwe ^-^ men delay. x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
Eastcheap. ^.^ The x3 Boaw's UwU Head Tavern. 

^-^ Entew OwO Fawstaff ^-^ and ^w^ Bawdowph. 

^.^ Faw. >_< Bawdowph, am ^-^ I UwU nyot ^w^ faww'n xDD away ;;w;; viwewy >_> since ^w^ this last ^w^ action? 
:3 Do ^-^ I UwU nyot UwU bate? :3 Do ^-^ I UwU nyot ^w^ dwindwe? :3 Why, >_> my ^-^ skin OwO hangs uWu about :33 me OwO wike 
:3 an old ^w^ wady's loose ^.^ gown! ^-^ I am >_> withewed OwO wike :3 an old >_< appwe >_< John. 
xDD Weww, >_< I'ww :33 wepent, ^-^ and ^w^ that suddenly, :33 whiwe ^-^ I am ^-^ in ÚwÚ some liking. 
^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be :33 out :3 of :33 heawt shortly, ^-^ and :33 then ^-^ I >_< shaww have xDD nyo 
>_> stwength uWu to ;;w;; wepent. ;;w;; An ^-^ I have UwU nyot forgotten what >w< the ^.^ inside :3 of a 
:3 chuwch is uWu made uWu of, ^-^ I am a peppercorn, a brewer's horse. ^.^ The 
^.^ inside :3 of a UwU chuwch! :33 Company, ;;w;; viwwanyous ^w^ company, hath OwO been >w< the 
:33 spoiw :3 of >w< me. 
OwO Bawd. :3 Siw uWu John, :33 you are ;;w;; so fretful :33 you ;;w;; cannyot >_< wive long. 
^.^ Faw. :3 Why, >w< thewe is x3 it! uWu Come, ^.^ sing :33 me a ;;w;; bawdy OwO song; uWu make :33 me ^w^ mewwy. ^-^ I 
>_> was ÚwÚ as >_> viwtuouswy ÚwÚ given ÚwÚ as a gentleman need uWu to be, x3 viwtuous 
enough: ^.^ swowe OwO wittwe, x3 dic'd UwU nyot ^w^ above seven xDD times a week, UwU went uWu to 
a ;;w;; bawdy house UwU nyot ^w^ above once ^-^ in a xDD quawtew- :3 of :3 an hour, >_< paid ^.^ monyey 
^w^ that ^-^ I borrowed- xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw xDD times, xDD wived UwU weww, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ good 
x3 compass; ^-^ and now ^-^ I >_< wive :33 out :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< owdew, :33 out :3 of ;;w;; aww xDD compass. 
OwO Bawd. :3 Why, :33 you are ;;w;; so :33 fat, :3 Siw uWu John, ^w^ that :33 you must xDD nyeeds >_< be :33 out :3 of 
;;w;; aww uWu compass- :33 out :3 of ;;w;; aww uWu weasonyabwe x3 compass, :3 Siw >_< John. 
^.^ Faw. :3 Do >w< thou >_< amend thy OwO face, ^-^ and >_< I'ww >_< amend >_> my ÚwÚ wife. Thou UwU awt x3 ouw 
ÚwÚ admiwaw, >w< thou bearest >w< the >_< wantewn ^-^ in >w< the :3 poop- but ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ in >w< the 
x3 nyose :3 of ;;w;; thee. Thou UwU awt >w< the >_< Knyight :3 of >w< the Burning Lamp. 
OwO Bawd. :3 Why, :3 Siw uWu John, >_> my UwU face does :33 you xDD nyo ^.^ hawm. 
^.^ Faw. x3 Nyo, >_< I'ww >_< be sworn. ^-^ I uWu make ÚwÚ as ^w^ good ÚwÚ use :3 of it ÚwÚ as uWu many a man x3 doth 
:3 of a OwO death's-head >w< ow a >w< memento x3 mowi. ^-^ I UwU nyevew see thy UwU face but ^-^ I 
xDD think upon :3 hewwfiwe ^-^ and >_> Dives ^w^ that xDD wived ^-^ in >_> puwpwe; for >w< thewe UwU he 
is ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO wobes, :33 buwnying, :33 buwnying. >_> if >w< thou ^-^ wewt :33 any x3 way ÚwÚ given uWu to 
virtue, ^-^ I :3 wouwd xDD sweaw :3 by thy xDD face; >_> my oath OwO shouwd >_< be 'By ^w^ this 
ÚwÚ fiwe, UwU that's God's :33 angew.' xDD But >w< thou UwU awt altogether ÚwÚ given OwO ovew, 
^-^ and ^-^ wewt UwU indeed, but for >w< the :3 wight ^-^ in thy OwO face, >w< the ^-^ son :3 of ;;w;; uttew 
;;w;; dawknyess. When >w< thou ^.^ wan'st :3 up >_> Gadshiww ^-^ in >w< the night uWu to xDD catch >_> my 
^.^ howse, >_> if ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot xDD think >w< thou ^.^ hadst OwO been :3 an :3 ignyis :3 fatuus >w< ow a 
^-^ baww :3 of >_> wiwdfiwe, >_< thewe's xDD nyo uWu puwchase ^-^ in ÚwÚ monyey. OwO O, >w< thou UwU awt a 
xDD pewpetuaw triumph, :3 an uWu evewwasting :33 bonfiwe-wight! Thou UwU hast :33 saved 
:33 me a >_> thousand ^-^ mawks ^-^ in >_> winks ^-^ and torches, ^.^ wawking xDD with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in 
>w< the night ÚwÚ betwixt ^.^ tavewn ^-^ and ÚwÚ tavewn; but >w< the uWu sack ^w^ that >w< thou UwU hast 
;;w;; dwunk :33 me :3 wouwd have uWu bought :33 me lights ÚwÚ as ^w^ good xDD cheap :3 at >w< the x3 deawest 
xDD chandwew's ^-^ in >w< Euwope. ^-^ I have :3 maintainyed ^w^ that >_< sawamandew :3 of ;;w;; youws 
xDD with ^w^ fiwe :33 any :3 time ^w^ this two-and-thirty ^-^ yeaws. >_> God OwO wewawd :33 me for 
x3 it! 
OwO Bawd. ^-^ 'Sbwood, ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> my UwU face were ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; bewwy! 
^.^ Faw. >_> God-a-mewcy! ;;w;; so OwO shouwd ^-^ I >_< be ^w^ suwe uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ heawt-buwn'd. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Hostess. 

UwU How uWu nyow, ÚwÚ Dame Partlet >w< the ^w^ hen? >_< Have :33 you >_> enquiw'd yet ;;w;; who ^w^ pick'd 
>_> my xDD pocket? 
Host. :3 Why, :3 Siw uWu John, what do :33 you think, :3 Siw UwU John? :3 Do :33 you xDD think ^-^ I 
:3 keep OwO thieves ^-^ in >_> my house? ^-^ I have ^.^ seawch'd, ^-^ I have uWu enquiwed, ;;w;; so 
has >_> my :3 husband, man :3 by ;;w;; man, :33 boy :3 by uWu boy, servant :3 by >w< sewvant. ^.^ The 
xDD tithe :3 of a >w< haiw >_> was UwU nyevew :33 wost ^-^ in >_> my house OwO befowe. 
^.^ Faw. >w< Ye lie, hostess. OwO Bawdowph >_> was x3 shav'd ^-^ and :33 wost uWu many a ^-^ haiw, ^-^ and 
>_< I'ww >_< be ^w^ swown >_> my ^.^ pocket >_> was uWu pick'd. :3 Go x3 to, :33 you are a woman, x3 go! 
Host. ^-^ Who, >_> I? >w< Nyo; ^-^ I :33 defy ^-^ thee! God's :3 wight, ^-^ I >_> was UwU nyevew call'd ;;w;; so 
^-^ in mine ^-^ own house x3 befowe! 
^.^ Faw. :3 Go x3 to, ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you ^w^ weww xDD enyough. 
Host. x3 Nyo, :3 Siw ÚwÚ John; :33 you do UwU nyot >_< knyow me, :3 Siw >_< John. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^.^ you, :3 Siw 
>_< John. You ^-^ owe :33 me xDD monyey, :3 Siw uWu John, ^-^ and now :33 you xDD pick a :3 quawwew uWu to 
^w^ beguiwe :33 me :3 of uWu it. ^-^ I uWu bought :33 you a dozen :3 of shirts uWu to ^-^ youw OwO back. 
^.^ Faw. >_< Dowwas, :33 fiwthy dowlas! ^-^ I have ÚwÚ given them xDD away uWu to >w< bakews' 
wives; :33 they have uWu made x3 bowtews :3 of uWu them. 
Host. xDD Nyow, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am a OwO twue woman, >_< howwand :3 of xDD eight UwU shiwwings :3 an x3 eww. 
You ^-^ owe ^.^ monyey ÚwÚ hewe >_> besides, :3 Siw uWu John, for ^-^ youw ^w^ diet ^-^ and 
^w^ by-dwinkings, ^-^ and ^.^ monyey ^-^ went ^.^ you, >_> fouw-and-twenty ^w^ pound. 
^.^ Faw. He ^w^ had ^.^ his ^.^ pawt :3 of x3 it; let xDD him ÚwÚ pay. 
Host. He? >_> Awas, UwU he is OwO poow; UwU he hath >w< nyothing. 
^.^ Faw. How? Poor? ÚwÚ Wook upon ^.^ his OwO face. :3 What UwU caww :33 you rich? Let them 
^.^ coin ^.^ his ÚwÚ nyose, let them ^.^ coin ^.^ his cheeks. >_< I'ww UwU nyot ^-^ pay a denier. 
^w^ What, >w< wiww :33 you uWu make a ^w^ younkew :3 of ÚwÚ me? ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I UwU nyot ^w^ take mine ^-^ ease 
^-^ in mine ÚwÚ inn but ^-^ I >_< shaww have >_> my ^.^ pocket pick'd? ^-^ I have :33 wost a 
>_< seaw-wing :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ gwandfathew's worth UwU fowty UwU mawk. 
Host. O Jesu, ^-^ I have heard >w< the xDD Pwince tell :3 him, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot how ^-^ oft, 
^w^ that ^w^ that ring >_> was x3 coppew! 
^.^ Faw. How? >w< the xDD Pwince is a ^w^ Jack, a sneak-cup. ^-^ 'Sbwood, :3 an UwU he were 
;;w;; hewe, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ cudgew xDD him OwO wike a ^-^ dog >_> if UwU he :3 wouwd say >_< so. 

^-^ Entew >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ [and Poins], >w< mawching; ^-^ and OwO Fawstaff x3 meets 
them, :3 pwaying upon ^.^ his ÚwÚ twuncheon OwO wike a :33 fife. 

UwU How uWu nyow, OwO wad? Is >w< the ^.^ wind ^-^ in ^w^ that door, ^.^ i' faith? ÚwÚ Must ;;w;; we ;;w;; aww 
march? 
OwO Bawd. x3 Yea, x3 two ^-^ and xDD two, >_> Nyewgate uWu fashion. 
Host. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I pray :33 you >_> heaw >w< me. 
Prince. :3 What say'st UwU thou, Mistress ^-^ Quickwy? UwU How x3 doth thy :3 husband? 
^-^ I :33 wove xDD him :3 weww; UwU he is :3 an uWu honyest man. 
Host. Good >_> my lord, >_> heaw >w< me. 
^.^ Faw. ^-^ Pwithee let ;;w;; hew OwO awonye ^-^ and ^w^ wist uWu to >w< me. 
Prince. :3 What say'st UwU thou, >_< Jack? 
^.^ Faw. ^.^ The x3 othew night ^-^ I uWu feww :3 asweep ÚwÚ hewe x3 behind >w< the >w< awwas ^-^ and ^w^ had >_> my 
^.^ pocket uWu pick'd. ^.^ This house is OwO tuwn'd ;;w;; bawdy house; :33 they xDD pick 
;;w;; pockets. 
Prince. :3 What didst >w< thou >_> wose, >_< Jack? 
^.^ Faw. UwU Wiwt >w< thou xDD bewieve me, x3 Haw? Three >w< ow :3 fouw xDD bonds :3 of UwU fowty ^-^ pound 
x3 apiece ^-^ and a >_< seaw-wing :3 of >_> my grandfather's. 
Prince. xDD A :3 twifwe, ÚwÚ some ;;w;; eightpenny >w< mattew. 
Host. So ^-^ I >_< towd :3 him, >_> my lord, ^-^ and ^-^ I ^-^ said ^-^ I heard ^-^ youw Grace say uWu so; 
UwU and, >_> my lord, UwU he ;;w;; speaks :3 most ;;w;; viwewy :3 of ^.^ you, OwO wike a >w< fouw-mouth'd 
man ÚwÚ as UwU he UwU is, ^-^ and ^-^ said UwU he :3 wouwd ^-^ cudgew ÚwÚ you. 
Prince. x3 What! UwU he >w< did xDD nyot? 
Host. Thewe's ^w^ nyeithew faith, truth, >_< nyow womanhood ^-^ in :33 me ;;w;; ewse. 
^.^ Faw. Thewe's xDD nyo :33 mowe faith ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee than ^-^ in a >_< stewed prune, >_< nyow xDD nyo 
:33 mowe >_> twuth ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee than ^-^ in a ^.^ dwawn ^w^ fox; ^-^ and for uWu woman-hood, ^-^ Maid 
uWu Mawian ^w^ may >_< be >w< the deputy's uWu wife :3 of >w< the ward uWu to ;;w;; thee. ^.^ Go, :33 you 
^w^ thing, x3 go! 
Host. >w< Say, what >_< thing? what >_< thing? 
^.^ Faw. :3 What >_< thing? :3 Why, a >_> thing uWu to UwU thank >_> God >_< on. 
Host. ^-^ I am xDD nyo >_> thing uWu to UwU thank >_> God ;;w;; on, ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< thou shouldst >_< knyow x3 it! 
^-^ I am :3 an uWu honyest man's ÚwÚ wife, UwU and, setting thy xDD knyight-hood aside, 
>w< thou UwU awt a ÚwÚ knyave uWu to UwU caww :33 me >_< so. 
^.^ Faw. :3 Setting thy womanhood aside, >w< thou UwU awt a beast uWu to say 
otherwise. 
Host. >w< Say, what >_> beast, >w< thou >_> knyave, ^.^ thou? 
^.^ Faw. :3 What beast? :3 Why, :3 an otter. 
Prince. ;;w;; An UwU ottew, :3 Siw UwU John? ^.^ Why :3 an ;;w;; ottew? 
^.^ Faw. :3 Why, she's ^w^ nyeithew uWu fish >_< nyow >_> fwesh; a man UwU knyows UwU nyot >w< whewe uWu to 
have x3 hew. 
Host. Thou UwU awt :3 an :3 unjust man ^-^ in saying >_< so. Thou >w< ow :33 any man UwU knyows 
>w< whewe uWu to have me, >w< thou >_> knyave, ÚwÚ thou! 
Prince. Thou say'st ;;w;; twue, >_> hostess, ^-^ and UwU he ÚwÚ swandews ÚwÚ thee :3 most 
grossly. 
Host. So UwU he x3 doth ^.^ you, >_> my lord, ^-^ and ^-^ said ^w^ this x3 othew x3 day :33 you OwO ought 
xDD him a >_> thousand ^w^ pound. 
Prince. ^w^ Siwwah, do ^-^ I ^-^ owe :33 you a >_> thousand :3 pound? 
^.^ Faw. xDD A >_> thousand ^.^ pound, x3 Haw? xDD A million! >w< Thy :33 wove is worth a uWu miwwion; 
>w< thou :3 owest :33 me thy :3 wove. 
Host. Nay, >_> my lord, UwU he call'd :33 you ÚwÚ Jack ^-^ and ^-^ said UwU he :3 wouwd ^-^ cudgew 
ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ Faw. ÚwÚ Did ;;w;; I, uWu Bawdowph? 
OwO Bawd. Indeed, :3 Siw uWu John, :33 you ^-^ said >_< so. 
^.^ Faw. >w< Yea. >_> if UwU he ^-^ said >_> my ring >_> was UwU coppew. 
Prince. ^-^ I say, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU coppew. >_> Dawest >w< thou >_< be ÚwÚ as ^w^ good ÚwÚ as thy :3 wowd OwO nyow? 
^.^ Faw. :3 Why, UwU Haw, >w< thou ÚwÚ knyowest, ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU awt but ;;w;; man, ^-^ I dare; but ÚwÚ as 
>w< thou UwU awt Prince, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ feaw >w< the UwU woawing :3 of >w< the lion's 
:33 whewp. 
Prince. And why UwU nyot ÚwÚ as >w< the ;;w;; wion? 
^.^ Faw. ^.^ The OwO King himself is uWu to >_< be OwO feawed ÚwÚ as >w< the ;;w;; wion. OwO Dost >w< thou xDD think 
>_< I'ww ^w^ feaw ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ feaw thy father? Nay, :3 an ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, ^-^ I pray >_> God >_> my 
>_< giwdwe ÚwÚ bweak. 
Prince. OwO O, >_> if it >_< shouwd, how :3 wouwd thy ^.^ guts x3 faww uWu about thy ÚwÚ knyees! 
>w< But, sirrah, >_< thewe's xDD nyo room for faith, truth, >_< nyow uWu honyesty ^-^ in 
^w^ this bosom :3 of thine. >_> It is ;;w;; aww UwU fiww'd :3 up xDD with ^.^ guts ^-^ and midriff. 
Charge :3 an uWu honyest woman xDD with picking thy xDD pocket? :3 Why, >w< thou 
^-^ whoweson, impudent, ;;w;; emboss'd rascal, >_> if >w< thewe were anything ^-^ in 
thy ^.^ pocket but ^.^ tavewn reckonings, UwU memowandums :3 of ;;w;; bawdy ^-^ houses, 
^-^ and >w< onye x3 poow x3 pennywowth :3 of sugar x3 candy uWu to uWu make ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wong-winded- 
>_> if thy ^.^ pocket were ÚwÚ enwich'd xDD with :33 any x3 othew ^-^ injuwies but :3 these, ^-^ I 
am a OwO viwwain. And yet :33 you >w< wiww >_< stand uWu to x3 it; :33 you >w< wiww UwU nyot ^.^ pocket 
:3 up ;;w;; wwong. ^-^ Awt >w< thou UwU nyot x3 ashamed? 
^.^ Faw. OwO Dost >w< thou uWu heaw, x3 Haw? Thou knowest ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ state :3 of >_> innyocency 
;;w;; Adam fell; ^-^ and what OwO shouwd x3 poow ÚwÚ Jack OwO Fawstaff do ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ days :3 of 
>_< viwwany? Thou ^.^ seest ^-^ I have :33 mowe flesh than uWu anyothew ;;w;; man, ^-^ and 
x3 thewefowe :33 mowe ;;w;; fwaiwty. You x3 confess uWu then, :33 you ^w^ pick'd >_> my xDD pocket? 
Prince. >_> It ;;w;; appeaws ;;w;; so :3 by >w< the ^.^ stowy. 
^.^ Faw. :3 Hostess, ^-^ I x3 fowgive ;;w;; thee. :3 Go uWu make ready ;;w;; bweakfast. Love thy 
:3 husband, >w< wook uWu to thy servants, cherish thy >w< guests. Thou xDD shawt 
find :33 me ^-^ twactabwe uWu to :33 any uWu honyest x3 weason. Thou ^.^ seest ^-^ I am :3 pacified. 
x3 -Stiww?- Nay, >_> pwithee >_< be gone. UwU [Exit Hostess.] xDD Nyow, UwU Haw, uWu to >w< the 
OwO nyews :3 at ^.^ couwt. :3 Fow >w< the x3 wobbewy, lad- how is ^w^ that >w< answewed? 
Prince. O >_> my sweet beef, ^-^ I must OwO stiww >_< be ^w^ good >w< angew uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
^.^ The ^.^ monyey is >_< paid >_< back again. 
^.^ Faw. OwO O, ^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO wike ^w^ that >w< paying >w< back! 'Tis a >w< doubwe UwU wabouw. 
Prince. ^-^ I am ^w^ good >w< fwiends xDD with >_> my ^-^ fathew, ^-^ and ^w^ may do OwO anything. 
^.^ Faw. OwO Wob :33 me >w< the exchequer >w< the >_> fiwst >_> thing >w< thou xDD doest, ^-^ and do it 
xDD with ^w^ unwash'd >w< hands >_< too. 
OwO Bawd. ÚwÚ Do, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
Prince. ^-^ I have >w< pwocuwed ^-^ thee, ^w^ Jack, a charge :3 of foot. 
^.^ Faw. ^-^ I :3 wouwd it ^w^ had OwO been :3 of horse. ;;w;; Whewe >_< shaww ^-^ I find >w< onye ^w^ that ^w^ can 
>_> steaw UwU weww? O for a UwU finye xDD thief :3 of >w< the age :3 of :3 two-and-twenty >w< ow 
^.^ theweabouts! ^-^ I am >_> heinyouswy >_< unpwovided. xDD Weww, >_> God >_< be thanked for 
uWu these :33 webews. xDD They ^w^ offend none but >w< the ^-^ viwtuous. ^-^ I :3 waud them, ^-^ I 
praise uWu them. 
Prince. xDD Bawdowph! 
OwO Bawd. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
Prince. :3 Go ;;w;; beaw ^w^ this letter uWu to xDD Wowd :33 John :3 of :33 Wancastew, 
>_< To >_> my brother ÚwÚ John; ^w^ this uWu to >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of Westmoreland. 
UwU [Exit >_> Bawdowph.] 
^.^ Go, >_> Poins, uWu to ^.^ howse, uWu to ÚwÚ howse; for >w< thou ^-^ and ^-^ I 
>_< Have x3 thiwty miles uWu to :33 wide yet ^-^ ewe UwU dinnyew time. 
UwU [Exit uWu Poins.] 
^w^ Jack, meet :33 me uWu to-mowwow ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ Tempwe ;;w;; Haww 
x3 At x3 two x3 o'cwock ^-^ in >w< the :33 aftewnyoon. 
;;w;; Thewe xDD shawt >w< thou >_< knyow thy :33 chawge. ^-^ and >w< thewe >_> weceive 
x3 Monyey ^-^ and UwU owdew for their furniture. 
^.^ The ^w^ wand is burning; x3 Pewcy ^.^ stands on high; 
And OwO eithew :33 they >w< ow ;;w;; we must lower :33 wie. xDD [Exit.] 
^.^ Faw. x3 Wawe >w< wowds! ^.^ bwave :33 wowwd! :3 Hostess, >_> my >_< bweakfast, ^-^ come. 
OwO O, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd :33 wish ^w^ this ^.^ tavewn were >_> my ^.^ dwum! 
Exit. 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. Scenye xDD I. 
^.^ The ÚwÚ webew camp uWu nyeaw UwU Shwewsbuwy. 

^-^ Entew Harry :3 Hotspuw, x3 Wowcestew, ^-^ and >_> Dougwas. 

>w< Hot. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe Scot. UwU If ^w^ speaking >_> twuth 
^.^ In ^w^ this UwU finye age were UwU nyot :3 thought xDD fwattewy, 
>_> Such attribution OwO shouwd >w< the Douglas have 
:33 As UwU nyot a >w< sowdiew :3 of ^w^ this ;;w;; season's :3 stamp 
^.^ Shouwd ^w^ go ;;w;; so ^-^ genyewaw OwO cuwwent through >w< the world. 
By God, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ fwattew, ^-^ I :33 defy 
^.^ The tongues :3 of ;;w;; soothews! but a uWu bwavew :3 pwace 
^.^ In >_> my xDD heawt's :33 wove hath xDD nyo man than yourself. 
Nay, ^-^ task :33 me uWu to >_> my word; ÚwÚ appwove me, ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Doug. Thou UwU awt >w< the :33 king :3 of honour. 
:33 Nyo man ;;w;; so potent xDD bweathes upon >w< the >_< gwound 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< beawd ^-^ him. 

^-^ Entew >w< onye xDD with ^.^ wettews. 

>w< Hot. :3 Do ;;w;; so, ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis >w< weww.- 
:3 What :33 wettews UwU hast >w< thou xDD thewe?- ^-^ I ^w^ can but UwU thank ÚwÚ you. 
Messenger. These :33 wettews come OwO fwom ^-^ youw :33 fathew. 
>w< Hot. UwU Wettews OwO fwom him? ^.^ Why ÚwÚ comes UwU he UwU nyot xDD himsewf? 
Mess. He ;;w;; cannyot come, >_> my OwO wowd; UwU he is grievous ;;w;; sick. 
>w< Hot. uWu Zounds! how has UwU he >w< the :3 weisuwe uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ sick 
^.^ In >_< such a x3 justwing ^w^ time? >_< Who >_< weads ^.^ his ^w^ powew? 
Under :3 whose government come :33 they >_> awong? 
Mess. :33 His :33 wettews >_< beaws ^.^ his >w< mind, UwU nyot ;;w;; I, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
OwO Wow. ^-^ I >_> pwithee tell me, x3 doth UwU he :3 keep ^.^ his bed? 
Mess. He did, >_> my lord, :3 fouw ^-^ days ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^w^ set forth, 
And :3 at >w< the :3 time :3 of >_> my departure thence 
He >_> was ÚwÚ much UwU feaw'd :3 by ^.^ his ^.^ physicians. 
OwO Wow. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< the ^.^ state :3 of :3 time ^w^ had >_> fiwst OwO been uWu whowe 
Ere UwU he :3 by >_< sicknyess ^w^ had OwO been uWu visited. 
:33 His OwO heawth >_> was UwU nyevew xDD bettew worth than UwU nyow. 
>w< Hot. uWu Sick OwO nyow? :33 dwoop OwO nyow? ^.^ This >_< sicknyess x3 doth ÚwÚ infect 
^.^ The :3 vewy lifeblood :3 of x3 ouw ^w^ entewpwise. 
'Tis :33 catching hither, uWu even uWu to x3 ouw UwU camp. 
He xDD wwites :33 me ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ that inward sickness- 
And ^w^ that ^.^ his >w< fwiends :3 by deputation ^-^ couwd UwU nyot 
So UwU soon >_< be drawn; xDD nyo >w< did UwU he xDD think it meet 
>_< To lay ;;w;; so ^w^ dangewous ^-^ and dear a xDD twust 
:3 On :33 any ^w^ souw uWu wemov'd but on ^.^ his :3 own. 
^w^ Yet x3 doth UwU he >w< give uWu us xDD bowd advertisement, 
:33 That xDD with x3 ouw xDD smaww ÚwÚ conjunction ;;w;; we OwO shouwd ;;w;; on, 
>_< To see how xDD fowtunye is >w< dispos'd uWu to x3 us; 
^.^ Fow, ÚwÚ as UwU he ^w^ wwites, >w< thewe is xDD nyo uWu quaiwing uWu nyow, 
Because >w< the OwO King is :3 cewtainwy :33 possess'd 
Of ;;w;; aww x3 ouw x3 puwposes. :3 What say :33 you uWu to it? 
OwO Wow. ;;w;; Youw >_> fathew's >_< sicknyess is a ^-^ maim uWu to :33 us. 
>w< Hot. xDD A ^w^ pewiwous ;;w;; gash, a :3 vewy OwO wimb ^-^ wopp'd ^.^ off. 
And yet, ^-^ in faith, it is not! :33 His present >_< want 
Seems :33 mowe than ;;w;; we >_< shaww find uWu it. ^.^ Wewe it ^w^ good 
>_< To ^w^ set >w< the >_< exact xDD weawth :3 of ;;w;; aww x3 ouw states 
;;w;; Aww :3 at >w< onye ^w^ cast? uWu to ^w^ set ;;w;; so rich a man 
:3 On >w< the uWu nyice ;;w;; hazawd :3 of >w< onye doubtful ^w^ houw? 
>_> It were UwU nyot ;;w;; good; for ÚwÚ thewein OwO shouwd ;;w;; we UwU wead 
^.^ The :3 vewy ÚwÚ bottom ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ souw :3 of x3 hope, 
^.^ The :3 vewy >w< wist, >w< the :3 vewy utmost ^.^ bound 
Of ;;w;; aww x3 ouw >_> fowtunyes. 
>_> Doug. ^-^ Faith, ^-^ and ;;w;; so ;;w;; we :33 shouwd; 
;;w;; Whewe now uWu wemains a sweet reversion. 
OwO We ^w^ may >_< bowdwy ÚwÚ spend upon >w< the hope :3 of what 
Is uWu to come uWu in. 
xDD A x3 comfowt :3 of UwU wetiwement xDD wives ^-^ in this. 
>w< Hot. xDD A ^.^ wendezvous, a home uWu to OwO fwy xDD unto, 
UwU If ^w^ that >w< the devil ^-^ and mischance >w< wook :3 big 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the maidenhead :3 of x3 ouw x3 affaiws. 
OwO Wow. xDD But yet ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ youw father ^w^ had OwO been uWu hewe. 
^.^ The ^-^ quawity ^-^ and >w< haiw :3 of x3 ouw ;;w;; attempt 
>_> Bwooks xDD nyo :33 division. >_> It >w< wiww >_< be :3 thought 
By ÚwÚ some ^w^ that >_< knyow UwU nyot why UwU he is uWu away, 
:33 That OwO wisdom, ;;w;; woyawty, ^-^ and mere ;;w;; diswike 
Of x3 ouw >_> pwoceedings ÚwÚ kept >w< the uWu Eaww OwO fwom >_< hence. 
And xDD think how >_< such :3 an >w< appwehension 
:3 May ^w^ tuwn >w< the tide :3 of OwO feawfuw faction 
And ;;w;; bweed a uWu kind :3 of >w< question ^-^ in x3 ouw cause. 
:3 Fow ^w^ weww :33 you >_< knyow ;;w;; we :3 of >w< the :33 off'wing >w< side 
ÚwÚ Must :3 keep xDD awoof OwO fwom :33 stwict :3 awbitwement, 
And >w< stop ;;w;; aww OwO sight-howes, >_> evewy loop OwO fwom whence 
^.^ The eye :3 of :3 weason ^w^ may >w< pwy ^-^ in upon :33 us. 
^.^ This ;;w;; absence :3 of ^-^ youw >_> fathew's :3 dwaws a curtain 
:33 That :3 shows >w< the ignorant a uWu kind :3 of ^w^ feaw 
:3 Befowe UwU nyot >_> dweamt >_< of. 
>w< Hot. You >_> stwain x3 too ^.^ faw. 
^-^ I :3 wathew :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; absence uWu make ^w^ this uWu use: 
>_> It ^.^ wends a ^.^ wustwe ^-^ and :33 mowe >_> gweat uWu opinyion, 
xDD A larger dare uWu to x3 ouw >_> gweat :33 entewpwise, 
uWu Than >_> if >w< the uWu Eaww were >_> hewe; for ^-^ men must think, 
UwU If ^-^ we, :33 without ^.^ his UwU hewp, ^w^ can uWu make a ^.^ head 
>_< To push ÚwÚ against a >w< kingdom, xDD with ^.^ his :33 hewp 
OwO We >_< shaww ^w^ o'ewtuwn it ^-^ topsy-tuwvy down. 
^w^ Yet ;;w;; aww :3 goes :3 weww; yet ;;w;; aww x3 ouw ;;w;; joints are >_> whowe. 
>_> Doug. :33 As :33 heawt ^w^ can think. ;;w;; Thewe is UwU nyot >_< such a :3 wowd 
Spoke :3 of ^-^ in ^w^ Scotwand ÚwÚ as ^w^ this term :3 of >_< feaw. 

^-^ Entew :3 Siw :3 Wichawd Vernon. 

>w< Hot. ^w^ My ;;w;; cousin ;;w;; Vewnyon! uWu wewcome, :3 by >_> my >w< souw. 
^-^ Vew. xDD Pway >_> God >_> my OwO nyews >_< be worth a uWu wewcome, ^-^ wowd. 
^.^ The uWu Eaww :3 of ^.^ Westmowewand, seven >_> thousand strong, 
Is marching ^w^ hithewwawds; xDD with xDD him xDD Pwince >_< John. 
>w< Hot. :33 Nyo ^.^ hawm. :3 What >_< mowe? 
^-^ Vew. And ÚwÚ fuwthew, ^-^ I have >w< weawn'd 
^.^ The OwO King himself ^-^ in :33 pewson is ^w^ set forth, 
>_> Ow ^.^ hithewwawds ^-^ intended uWu speediwy, 
With strong ^-^ and ^w^ mighty xDD pwepawation. 
>w< Hot. He >_< shaww >_< be >_< wewcome >_< too. ;;w;; Whewe is ^.^ his son, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ nyimbwe-footed ^-^ madcap xDD Pwince :3 of x3 Wawes, 
And ^.^ his ^-^ comwades, ^w^ that ^.^ daff'd >w< the UwU wowwd :33 aside 
And :33 bid it >w< pass? 
^-^ Vew. ;;w;; Aww OwO fuwnyish'd, ;;w;; aww ^-^ in ^.^ awms; 
;;w;; Aww plum'd OwO wike estridges ^w^ that xDD with >w< the ^.^ wind 
xDD Bated OwO wike ;;w;; eagwes having uWu watewy bath'd; 
Glittering ^-^ in xDD gowden coats OwO wike >w< images; 
:33 As full :3 of ÚwÚ spiwit ÚwÚ as >w< the >_> month :3 of :3 May 
And uWu gowgeous ÚwÚ as >w< the sun :3 at :3 midsummew; 
:33 Wanton ÚwÚ as ^-^ youthfuw xDD goats, wild ÚwÚ as xDD young uWu buwws. 
^-^ I OwO saw xDD young Harry xDD with ^.^ his ÚwÚ beavew on 
:33 His OwO cushes on ^.^ his OwO thighs, uWu gawwantwy :33 awm'd, 
^-^ Wise OwO fwom >w< the >_< gwound OwO wike ÚwÚ feathewed ^w^ Mewcuwy, 
And >_< vauwted xDD with >_< such ^-^ ease uWu into ^.^ his ^w^ seat 
:33 As >_> if :3 an >w< angew uWu dwopp'd OwO down OwO fwom >w< the x3 cwouds 
>_< To ^w^ tuwn ^-^ and ^.^ wind a ^-^ fiewy ^.^ Pegasus 
And witch >w< the UwU wowwd xDD with ^-^ nyobwe :3 howsemanship. 
>w< Hot. :33 Nyo ^-^ mowe, xDD nyo UwU mowe! Worse than >w< the sun ^-^ in xDD Mawch, 
^.^ This praise x3 doth nourish :33 agues. Let them ^-^ come. 
xDD They come OwO wike sacrifices ^-^ in their OwO twim, 
And uWu to >w< the ^-^ fiwe-ey'd ÚwÚ maid :3 of smoky ^-^ waw 
;;w;; Aww hot ^-^ and ^-^ bweeding Will ;;w;; we x3 offew uWu them. 
^.^ The mailed Mars ÚwÚ Shaww on ^.^ his altar ÚwÚ sit 
>_> Up uWu to >w< the >_< eaws ^-^ in >w< bwood. ^-^ I am on ^w^ fiwe 
>_< To >_> heaw ^w^ this rich ÚwÚ wepwisaw is ;;w;; so xDD nyigh, 
And yet UwU nyot >_> ouws. uWu Come, let :33 me >_< taste >_> my ^.^ howse, 
>_< Who is uWu to ;;w;; beaw :33 me OwO wike a thunderbolt 
Against >w< the bosom :3 of >w< the xDD Pwince :3 of ;;w;; Wawes. 
Harry uWu to Harry UwU shaww, hot ;;w;; howse uWu to ^.^ howse, 
;;w;; Meet, ^-^ and >w< nye'ew ^.^ pawt :3 tiww >w< onye drop OwO down a uWu cowse. 
^w^ that x3 Gwendowew were come! 
^-^ Vew. ;;w;; Thewe is :33 mowe news. 
^-^ I >w< weawn'd ^-^ in x3 Wowcestew, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I UwU wode uWu awong, 
He ;;w;; cannyot draw ^.^ his ÚwÚ powew ^w^ this UwU fouwteen x3 days. 
>_> Doug. xDD That's >w< the ^-^ wowst >_< tidings ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> heaw :3 of yet. 
OwO Wow. x3 Ay, :3 by >_> my faith, ^w^ that >_< beaws a UwU fwosty sound. 
>w< Hot. :3 What ^w^ may >w< the King's uWu whowe >_< battwe reach x3 unto? 
^-^ Vew. >_< To x3 thiwty thousand. 
>w< Hot. Forty let it OwO be. 
^w^ My father ^-^ and x3 Gwendowew being x3 both uWu away, 
^.^ The ^w^ powews :3 of uWu us ^w^ may >_> sewve ;;w;; so >_> gweat a ;;w;; day. 
uWu Come, let uWu us ^w^ take a >w< mustew >_> speediwy. 
uWu Doomsday is UwU nyeaw. ;;w;; Die >w< aww, :33 die UwU mewwiwy. 
>_> Doug. ^w^ Tawk UwU nyot :3 of >_> dying. ^-^ I am :33 out :3 of ^w^ feaw 
Of ÚwÚ death >w< ow ;;w;; death's UwU hand for ^w^ this >w< onye ^-^ hawf-yeaw. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< II. 
xDD A ÚwÚ pubwic road uWu nyeaw Coventry. 

^-^ Entew OwO Fawstaff ^-^ and ^w^ Bawdowph. 

^.^ Faw. >_< Bawdowph, x3 get ÚwÚ thee :33 befowe uWu to >_< Coventwy; fill :33 me a bottle :3 of 
>_> sack. >_< Ouw :33 sowdiews >_< shaww OwO mawch :3 thwough. >w< We'ww uWu to Sutton ;;w;; Co'fiw' 
xDD to-nyight. 
OwO Bawd. Will :33 you >w< give :33 me xDD monyey, Captain? 
^.^ Faw. :3 Way x3 out, lay x3 out. 
Bald. ^.^ This bottle ^-^ makes :3 an x3 angew. 
^.^ Faw. ;;w;; An >_> if it ÚwÚ do, ^w^ take it for thy ^.^ wabouw; :3 an >_> if it uWu make twenty, 
^w^ take them all; >_< I'ww answer >w< the >_< coinyage. OwO Bid >_> my lieutenant xDD Peto 
meet :33 me :3 at ^w^ town's >_< end. 
OwO Bawd. ^-^ I ^-^ Wiww, ^.^ Captain. >w< Faweweww. Exit. 
^.^ Faw. UwU If ^-^ I >_< be UwU nyot >w< ashamed :3 of >_> my ^w^ sowdiews, ^-^ I am a uWu sous'd ^w^ guwnyet. ^-^ I 
have ;;w;; misused >w< the King's ^-^ pwess uWu damnyabwy. ^-^ I have ^w^ got ^-^ in exchange :3 of 
a x3 hundwed ^-^ and x3 fifty ^w^ sowdiews, xDD thwee x3 hundwed ^-^ and OwO odd OwO pounds. ^-^ I 
^-^ pwess :33 me none but ^w^ good >_< househowdews, :33 yeomen's sons; >_> inquiwe :33 me 
:33 out contracted >_> bachewows, >_< such ÚwÚ as ^w^ had OwO been ask'd twice on >w< the 
banes- >_< such a uWu commodity :3 of >_> wawm slaves ÚwÚ as ^w^ had ÚwÚ as ;;w;; wieve >_> heaw >w< the 
devil ÚwÚ as a >w< dwum; >_< such ÚwÚ as ^w^ feaw >w< the >_< wepowt :3 of a >_> cawivew worse than 
a ^w^ stwuck ;;w;; foww >w< ow a hurt wild ÚwÚ duck. ^-^ I ;;w;; pwess'd :33 me none but >_< such 
toasts-and-butter, xDD with ^-^ heawts ^-^ in their >_> bewwies xDD nyo bigger than 
:3 pins' heads, ^-^ and :33 they have uWu bought :33 out their >w< sewvices; ^-^ and now >_> my 
uWu whowe charge ;;w;; consists :3 of ancients, ^-^ cowpowaws, uWu wieutenyants, 
OwO gentwemen :3 of companies- slaves ÚwÚ as ragged ÚwÚ as Lazarus ^-^ in >w< the 
painted ;;w;; cwoth, >w< whewe >w< the glutton's ^w^ dogs >_> wicked ^.^ his sores; ^-^ and 
>_< such ÚwÚ as uWu indeed were UwU nyevew ^w^ sowdiews, but ÚwÚ discawded :3 unjust 
>_< sewving-men, ÚwÚ youngew sons uWu to Younger >_< bwothews, uWu wevowted >_< tapstews, 
^-^ and OwO ostwews x3 twade-faww'n; >w< the x3 cankews :3 of a OwO cawm UwU wowwd ^-^ and a long 
>_< peace; >_< ten xDD times :33 mowe dishonourable ragged than :3 an old fac'd 
:3 ancient; ^-^ and >_< such have ^-^ I uWu to fill :3 up >w< the ÚwÚ wooms :3 of them ^w^ that have 
uWu bought :33 out their ÚwÚ sewvices ^w^ that :33 you :3 wouwd xDD think ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had a 
x3 hundwed ^-^ and x3 fifty >_< tattewed ^.^ Pwodigaws uWu watewy come OwO fwom 
>_< swinye-keeping, OwO fwom eating UwU dwaff ^-^ and ^-^ husks. xDD A uWu mad uWu fewwow >_< met :33 me 
on >w< the OwO way, ^-^ and >_< towd :33 me ^-^ I ^w^ had :33 unwoaded ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 gibbets ^-^ and 
;;w;; pwess'd >w< the ^-^ dead ÚwÚ bodies. :33 Nyo eye hath seen >_< such xDD scawecwows. >_< I'ww 
UwU nyot OwO mawch through UwU Coventwy xDD with them, UwU that's >_> fwat. Nay, ^-^ and >w< the 
;;w;; viwwains OwO mawch uWu wide ÚwÚ betwixt >w< the :33 wegs, ÚwÚ as >_> if :33 they ^w^ had ^.^ gyves >w< on; 
for uWu indeed ^-^ I ^w^ had >w< the :3 most :3 of them :33 out :3 of xDD pwison. Thewe's but a 
;;w;; shiwt ^-^ and a :3 hawf ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >_> my xDD company; ^-^ and >w< the x3 hawf-shiwt is x3 two 
>_< nyapkins ^.^ tack'd x3 togethew ^-^ and thrown OwO ovew >w< the >_> shouwdews OwO wike a 
>_> hewawd's ÚwÚ coat :33 without >w< sweeves; ^-^ and >w< the :3 shiwt, uWu to say >w< the truth, 
xDD stow'n OwO fwom >_> my >w< host :3 at ^-^ Saint Alban's, >w< ow >w< the UwU wed-nyose innkeeper 
:3 of >w< Daventwy. xDD But UwU that's ;;w;; aww ;;w;; onye; ^.^ they'ww find linen :33 enyough on 
>_> evewy xDD hedge. 

^-^ Entew >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and >w< the xDD Wowd :3 of Westmoreland. 

Prince. UwU How uWu nyow, blown >_< Jack? UwU How uWu nyow, quilt? 
^.^ Faw. ^w^ What, x3 Haw? UwU How uWu nyow, uWu mad >_< wag? :3 What a devil dost >w< thou ^-^ in 
Warwickshire? ^w^ My ^w^ good xDD Wowd :3 of ^.^ Westmowewand, ^-^ I ^.^ cwy :33 you mercy. ^-^ I 
:3 thought ^-^ youw >w< honyouw ^w^ had uWu awweady OwO been :3 at UwU Shwewsbuwy. 
^-^ West. ^-^ Faith, :3 Siw uWu John, ÚwÚ 'tis :33 mowe than :3 time ^w^ that ^-^ I were there, ^-^ and 
:33 you too; but >_> my ^w^ powews are >w< thewe uWu awweady. ^.^ The :3 King, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell 
^.^ you, OwO wooks for uWu us ÚwÚ aww. OwO We must xDD away >w< aww, xDD to-nyight. 
^.^ Faw. :3 Tut, UwU nyevew ^w^ feaw >w< me. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ vigiwant ÚwÚ as a :3 cat uWu to >_> steaw :3 cweam. 
Prince. ^-^ I think, uWu to >_> steaw OwO cweam UwU indeed, for thy >w< theft hath uWu awweady 
uWu made ÚwÚ thee :3 buttew. xDD But tell me, ^w^ Jack, :3 whose :3 fewwows are uWu these ^w^ that 
come ^-^ aftew? 
^.^ Faw. Mine, UwU Haw, >_< minye. 
Prince. ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyevew see >_< such pitiful UwU wascaws. 
^.^ Faw. :3 Tut, >w< tut! ^w^ good :33 enyough uWu to UwU toss; uWu food for >_> powdew, uWu food for 
powder. >w< They'ww fill a ÚwÚ pit ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as better. ^w^ Tush, ;;w;; man, x3 mowtaw 
men, x3 mowtaw UwU men. 
^-^ West. x3 Ay, OwO but, :3 Siw uWu John, :33 methinks :33 they are :3 exceeding x3 poow ^-^ and bare- 
x3 too >_> beggawwy. 
^.^ Faw. ^-^ Faith, for their :3 povewty, ^-^ I :33 knyow, UwU nyot >w< whewe :33 they ^w^ had ^-^ that; ^-^ and 
for their bawenyess, ^-^ I am surd :33 they UwU nyevew >w< weawn'd ^w^ that :3 of >w< me. 
Prince. x3 Nyo, >_< I'ww >_< be :3 swown, UwU unwess :33 you UwU caww xDD thwee fingers on >w< the 
ÚwÚ wibs UwU bawe. >w< But, sirrah, uWu make >w< haste. x3 Pewcy x3 's uWu awweady ^-^ in >w< the 
field. 
Exit. 
^.^ Faw. ^w^ What, is >w< the OwO King encamp'd? 
^-^ West. He UwU is, :3 Siw >_< John. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ;;w;; we >_< shaww x3 stay x3 too long. 
xDD [Exit.] 
^.^ Faw. xDD Weww, 
>_< To >w< the :3 wattew UwU end :3 of a ÚwÚ fway ^-^ and >w< the >w< beginnying :3 of a xDD feast 
:33 Fits a ^.^ duww x3 fightew ^-^ and a ;;w;; keen ÚwÚ guest. Exit. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
^.^ The ÚwÚ webew camp uWu nyeaw UwU Shwewsbuwy. 

^-^ Entew :3 Hotspuw, x3 Wowcestew, Douglas, Vernon. 

>w< Hot. >w< We'ww ^.^ fight xDD with xDD him xDD to-nyight. 
OwO Wow. >_> It ^w^ may UwU nyot OwO be. 
>_> Doug. You >w< give xDD him :33 then >_< advantage. 
^-^ Vew. uWu Nyot a ÚwÚ whit. 
>w< Hot. ^.^ Why say :33 you so? OwO Wooks UwU he xDD nyo for >_> suppwy? 
^-^ Vew. So do ^-^ we. 
>w< Hot. :33 His is >_< cewtain, UwU ouws x3 's doubtful. 
OwO Wow. Good cousin, >_< be >w< advis'd; >w< stiw UwU nyot xDD to-nyight. 
^-^ Vew. :3 Do not, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> Doug. You do UwU nyot ^-^ counsew ^.^ weww. 
You UwU speak it :33 out :3 of ^w^ feaw ^-^ and >_< cowd >w< heawt. 
^-^ Vew. :3 Do :33 me xDD nyo uWu swandew, >_> Dougwas. By >_> my life- 
And ^-^ I dare ^w^ weww >_> maintain it xDD with >_> my life- 
UwU If >_< weww-wespected >w< honyouw :33 bid :33 me on 
^-^ I hold ÚwÚ as ^-^ wittwe ^-^ counsew xDD with ^w^ weak ^w^ feaw 
:33 As ^.^ you, >_> my lord, >w< ow :33 any x3 Scot ^w^ that ^w^ this x3 day :3 wives. 
Let it >_< be seen uWu to-mowwow ^-^ in >w< the >_< battwe 
Which :3 of uWu us >_> feaws. 
>_> Doug. x3 Yea, >w< ow xDD to-nyight. 
^-^ Vew. ÚwÚ Content. 
>w< Hot. >_> To-nyight, say xDD I. 
uWu Come, come, it ^w^ may UwU nyot OwO be. ^-^ I x3 wondew much, 
ÚwÚ Being ^-^ men :3 of >_< such >_> gweat leading ÚwÚ as :33 you x3 awe, 
:33 That :33 you :33 fowesee UwU nyot what >w< impediments 
>_> Dwag >_< back x3 ouw ^.^ expedition. ÚwÚ Cewtain ;;w;; howse 
Of >_> my ;;w;; cousin Vernon's are UwU nyot yet come ;;w;; up. 
;;w;; Youw >w< uncwe :33 Wowcestew's ;;w;; howse came but xDD to-day; 
And now their ^-^ pwide ^-^ and :3 mettwe is >_> asweep, 
uWu Theiw ÚwÚ couwage xDD with :33 hawd UwU wabouw tame ^-^ and ^.^ duww, 
:33 That UwU nyot a ;;w;; howse is :3 hawf >w< the :3 hawf :3 of ^.^ himsewf. 
>w< Hot. So are >w< the :3 howses :3 of >w< the ;;w;; enyemy, 
^.^ In ^-^ genyewaw >_> jouwnyey-bated ^-^ and brought UwU wow. 
^.^ The xDD bettew ^.^ pawt :3 of UwU ouws are full :3 of >_> west. 
OwO Wow. ^.^ The :33 nyumbew :3 of >w< the OwO King ^w^ exceedeth >_> ouws. 
:3 Fow God's xDD sake, cousin, x3 stay :3 tiww ;;w;; aww come uWu in. 

^.^ The OwO twumpet sounds a >w< pawwey. 

^-^ Entew :3 Siw ^.^ Wawtew x3 Bwunt. 

x3 Bwunt. ^-^ I come xDD with OwO gwacious offers OwO fwom >w< the :3 King, 
UwU If :33 you :3 vouchsafe :33 me hearing ^-^ and xDD wespect. 
>w< Hot. ^-^ Wewcome, :3 Siw ^.^ Wawtew ^-^ Bwunt, ^-^ and :3 wouwd uWu to >_> God 
You were :3 of x3 ouw ^-^ detewminyation! 
^.^ Some :3 of uWu us :33 wove :33 you :3 weww; ^-^ and uWu even those ÚwÚ some 
ÚwÚ Envy ^-^ youw >_> gweat x3 desewvings ^-^ and ^w^ good ;;w;; nyame, 
Because :33 you are UwU nyot :3 of x3 ouw quality, 
xDD But >_< stand ÚwÚ against uWu us OwO wike :3 an >_> enyemy. 
x3 Bwunt. And >_> God defend but OwO stiww ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< stand ;;w;; so, 
So long ÚwÚ as :33 out :3 of limit ^-^ and OwO twue rule 
You >_< stand ÚwÚ against ;;w;; anyointed >_> majesty! 
xDD But uWu to >_> my :33 chawge. ^.^ The OwO King hath >_> sent uWu to >_< knyow 
^.^ The ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 of ^-^ youw OwO gwiefs; ^-^ and ÚwÚ wheweupon 
You ^-^ conjuwe OwO fwom >w< the :3 bweast :3 of >_< civiw peace 
>_> Such xDD bowd ;;w;; hostiwity, teaching ^.^ his xDD duteous ^w^ wand 
>_> Audacious x3 cwuewty. UwU If ^w^ that >w< the OwO King 
>_< Have :33 any x3 way ^-^ youw ^w^ good :3 desewts ;;w;; fowgot, 
Which UwU he confesseth uWu to >_< be manifold, 
He ^.^ bids :33 you name ^-^ youw >w< gwiefs, ^-^ and xDD with ;;w;; aww >_< speed 
You >_< shaww have ^-^ youw x3 desiwes xDD with :33 intewest, 
And >w< pawdon ^-^ absowute for :33 youwsewf ^-^ and uWu these 
ÚwÚ Hewein ^-^ miswed :3 by ^-^ youw suggestion. 
>w< Hot. ^.^ The OwO King is :3 kind; ^-^ and ^w^ weww ;;w;; we >_< knyow >w< the OwO King 
uWu Knyows :3 at what :3 time uWu to ^-^ pwomise, uWu when uWu to ÚwÚ pay. 
^w^ My father ^-^ and >_> my >w< uncwe ^-^ and myself 
ÚwÚ Did >w< give xDD him ^w^ that ^-^ same royalty UwU he wears; 
And uWu when UwU he >_> was UwU nyot six-and-twenty strong, 
uWu Sick ^-^ in >w< the x3 wowwd's >_< wegawd, >_> wwetched ^-^ and ^.^ wow, 
xDD A x3 poow unminded OwO outwaw >_< snyeaking ;;w;; home, 
^w^ My father ÚwÚ gave xDD him >_< wewcome uWu to >w< the uWu showe; 
And uWu when UwU he heard xDD him xDD sweaw ^-^ and OwO vow uWu to >_> God 
He came but uWu to >_< be xDD Duke :3 of :33 Wancastew, 
>_< To >_< sue ^.^ his ;;w;; wivewy ^-^ and >w< beg ^.^ his OwO peace, 
With tears :3 of >_> innyocency ^-^ and >w< tewms :3 of zeal, 
^w^ My ^-^ fathew, ^-^ in uWu kind :33 heawt ^-^ and :33 pity mov'd, 
>w< Swowe xDD him :33 assistance, ^-^ and x3 pewfowmed it >_< too. 
xDD Nyow, uWu when >w< the ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and >_< bawons :3 of >w< the realm 
^.^ Pewceiv'd Northumberland >w< did x3 wean uWu to :3 him, 
^.^ The :33 mowe ^-^ and less came ^-^ in xDD with OwO cap ^-^ and >_> knyee; 
Met xDD him on :33 bowoughs, ^w^ cities, villages, 
Attended xDD him on ^.^ bwidges, >w< stood ^-^ in ^-^ wanyes, 
^-^ Waid ÚwÚ gifts :33 befowe :3 him, :3 pwoffew'd xDD him their oaths, 
^w^ Give xDD him their xDD heiws ÚwÚ as ;;w;; pages, fowwowed xDD him 
uWu Even :3 at >w< the ^.^ heews ^-^ in xDD gowden >_> muwtitudes. 
He presently, ÚwÚ as :3 gweatnyess UwU knyows :3 itsewf, 
xDD Steps :33 me a ^-^ wittwe :33 highew than ^.^ his OwO vow 
^-^ Made uWu to >_> my ^-^ fathew, :33 whiwe ^.^ his UwU bwood >_> was poor, 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the naked ^w^ showe :3 at :3 Wavenspuwgh; 
And uWu nyow, forsooth, >_> takes on xDD him uWu to UwU wefowm 
^.^ Some x3 cewtain edicts ^-^ and ÚwÚ some strait uWu decwees 
:33 That >_< wie x3 too >_< heavy on >w< the commonwealth; 
uWu Cwies :33 out upon ^.^ abuses, ^-^ seems uWu to UwU weep 
:33 Ovew ^.^ his ^-^ countwy's wrongs; ^-^ and :3 by ^w^ this OwO face, 
^.^ This seeming ^.^ bwow :3 of UwU justice, >w< did UwU he >w< win 
^.^ The ^-^ heawts :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ that UwU he >w< did ^w^ angwe ÚwÚ fow; 
>_> Pwoceeded further- cut :33 me off >w< the UwU heads 
Of ;;w;; aww >w< the OwO favouwites ^w^ that >w< the ÚwÚ absent OwO King 
^.^ In deputation UwU weft x3 behind xDD him ÚwÚ hewe 
When UwU he >_> was ^w^ pewsonyaw ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ Iwish ^.^ waw. 
But. xDD Tut! ^-^ I came UwU nyot uWu to >_> heaw this. 
>w< Hot. UwU Then uWu to >w< the >_> point. 
^.^ In x3 showt :3 time after >_< wie ;;w;; depos'd >w< the OwO King; 
UwU Soon after ^w^ that ;;w;; depwiv'd xDD him :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ wife; 
And ^-^ in >w< the neck :3 of ^w^ that task'd >w< the uWu whowe UwU state; 
>_< To uWu make ^w^ that ^-^ wowse, >_> suff'wed ^.^ his >_> kinsman March 
OwO (Who UwU is, >_> if >_> evewy owner were ^w^ weww :3 pwacid, 
^-^ Indeed ^.^ his king) uWu to >_< be ^.^ engag'd ^-^ in x3 Wawes, 
;;w;; Thewe :33 without ^.^ wansom uWu to >_< wie ÚwÚ fowfeited; 
^.^ Disgwac'd :33 me ^-^ in >_> my happy xDD victowies, 
Sought uWu to >w< entwap :33 me :3 by intelligence; 
:3 Wated mine >w< uncwe OwO fwom >w< the OwO Counciw ^w^ boawd; 
^.^ In xDD wage dismiss'd >_> my father OwO fwom >w< the court; 
x3 Bwoke :3 an oath on xDD oath, ;;w;; committed ^-^ wwong on xDD wwong; 
And ^-^ in xDD concwusion drove uWu us uWu to >w< seek :33 out 
^.^ This ^.^ head :3 of :3 safety, ^-^ and >_< withaw uWu to >w< pwy 
>w< Into ^.^ his UwU titwe, >w< the xDD which ;;w;; we find 
:33 Too indirect for long continuance. 
x3 Bwunt. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ^w^ wetuwn ^w^ this answer uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
>w< Hot. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, :3 Siw ÚwÚ Wawtew. >w< We'ww ;;w;; withdwaw ^w^ awhiwe. 
:3 Go uWu to >w< the OwO King; ^-^ and let >w< thewe >_< be ^w^ impawn'd 
^.^ Some UwU suwety for a >_> safe ^w^ wetuwn >w< again, 
And ^.^ In >w< the ^.^ mownying >w< eawwy >_< shaww mine >w< uncwe 
xDD Bwing xDD him x3 ouw ;;w;; puwposes; ^-^ and ;;w;; so farewell. 
x3 Bwunt. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you :3 wouwd uWu accept :3 of ^.^ gwace ^-^ and :3 wove. 
>w< Hot. And ^w^ may >_< be ;;w;; so ;;w;; we uWu shaww. 
x3 Bwunt. xDD Pway >_> God :33 you do. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ;;w;; IV. 
>_> Yowk. ^.^ The xDD Awchbishop's ^-^ Pawace. 

^-^ Entew >w< the Archbishop :3 of York ^-^ and :3 Siw Michael. 

>w< Awch. ^-^ Hie, ^w^ good :3 Siw Michael; ;;w;; beaw ^w^ this UwU seawed ^w^ bwief 
With x3 winged haste uWu to >w< the xDD Wowd OwO Mawshaw; 
^.^ This uWu to >_> my ;;w;; cousin ^.^ Scwoop; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west 
>_< To whom :33 they are :3 diwected. UwU If :33 you ^-^ knyew 
UwU How ÚwÚ much :33 they do import, :33 you :3 wouwd uWu make >w< haste. 
:3 Siw ^.^ M. ^w^ My ^w^ good lord, 
^-^ I guess their ;;w;; tenyouw. 
>w< Awch. >w< Wike :33 enyough :33 you do. 
xDD To-mowwow, ^w^ good :3 Siw Michael, is a x3 day 
Wherein >w< the xDD fowtunye :3 of >_< ten >_> thousand ^-^ men 
ÚwÚ Must :3 bide >w< the ÚwÚ touch; ^-^ fow, sir, :3 at xDD Shwewsbuwy, 
:33 As ^-^ I am >_< twuwy ÚwÚ given uWu to understand, 
^.^ The OwO King xDD with ^w^ mighty ^-^ and xDD quick-waised ÚwÚ powew 
Meets xDD with xDD Wowd Harry; ^-^ and ^-^ I fear, :3 Siw Michael, 
:3 What xDD with >w< the >_< sicknyess :3 of >w< Nyowthumbewwand, 
>_< Whose ÚwÚ powew >_> was ^-^ in >w< the >_> fiwst >_> pwopowtion, 
And what xDD with ;;w;; Owen ^.^ Gwendowew's ;;w;; absence ^-^ thence, 
>_< Who xDD with them >_> was a rated x3 sinyew x3 too 
And ÚwÚ comes UwU nyot :33 in, >_> ovewwuw'd :3 by xDD pwophecies- 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw >w< the ÚwÚ powew :3 of x3 Pewcy is x3 too ^w^ weak 
>_< To wage :3 an >w< instant ÚwÚ twiaw xDD with >w< the UwU King. 
:3 Siw ^.^ M. :3 Why, >_> my ^w^ good lord, :33 you need UwU nyot fear; 
;;w;; Thewe is Douglas ^-^ and xDD Wowd x3 Mowtimew. 
>w< Awch. x3 Nyo, ;;w;; Mowtimew is UwU nyot >w< thewe. 
:3 Siw ^.^ M. xDD But >w< thewe is xDD Mowdake, ÚwÚ Vewnyon, xDD Wowd Harry Percy, 
And >w< thewe is >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of x3 Wowcestew, ^-^ and a ^.^ head 
Of gallant warriors, ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; gentwemen. 
>w< Awch. And ;;w;; so >w< thewe is; but yet >w< the OwO King hath ^.^ dwawn 
^.^ The ^w^ speciaw ^.^ head :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ wand x3 togethew- 
^.^ The xDD Pwince :3 of x3 Wawes, xDD Wowd :33 John :3 of :33 Wancastew, 
^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe x3 Westmowewand ^-^ and ;;w;; wawwike ^-^ Bwunt, 
And uWu many moe >w< cowwivaws ^-^ and dear ^-^ men 
Of :3 estimation ^-^ and UwU command ^-^ in arms. 
:3 Siw ^.^ M. uWu Doubt not, >_> my lord, :33 they >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ weww oppos'd. 
>w< Awch. ^-^ I hope xDD nyo UwU wess, yet :33 nyeedfuw ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to fear; 
And, uWu to prevent >w< the OwO wowst, :3 Siw Michael, >_< speed. 
:3 Fow >_> if xDD Wowd x3 Pewcy :3 thwive not, ^-^ ewe >w< the OwO King 
OwO Dismiss ^.^ his :33 powew, UwU he ÚwÚ means uWu to ^-^ visit us, 
:3 Fow UwU he hath heard :3 of x3 ouw >_< confedewacy, 
And ÚwÚ 'tis but ;;w;; wisdom uWu to uWu make strong ÚwÚ against ^-^ him. 
Therefore uWu make >w< haste. ^-^ I must ^w^ go xDD wwite ;;w;; again 
>_< To x3 othew :3 fwiends; ^-^ and ;;w;; so >w< faweweww, :3 Siw Michael. 
x3 Exeunt. 




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>_< ACT V. Scenye xDD I. 
^.^ The King's camp uWu nyeaw UwU Shwewsbuwy. 

^-^ Entew >w< the :3 King, xDD Pwince :3 of x3 Wawes, xDD Wowd :33 John :3 of :33 Wancastew, :3 Siw ^.^ Wawtew ^-^ Bwunt, 
^.^ Fawstaff. 

UwU King. UwU How OwO bwoodiwy >w< the sun begins uWu to :33 peew 
ÚwÚ Above ^.^ yon xDD busky hill! ^.^ The x3 day OwO wooks ^-^ pawe 
x3 At ^.^ his distemp'rature. 
Prince. ^.^ The ^w^ southewn ^.^ wind 
^.^ Doth uWu pway >w< the OwO twumpet uWu to ^.^ his xDD puwposes 
And :3 by ^.^ his ^.^ howwow ;;w;; whistwing ^-^ in >w< the leaves 
;;w;; Fowetewws a tempest ^-^ and a uWu bwust'wing ;;w;; day. 
UwU King. :33 Theft xDD with >w< the >_> wosews let it :33 sympathize, 
:3 Fow OwO nyothing ^w^ can seem ÚwÚ fouw uWu to those ^w^ that uWu win. 

^.^ The OwO twumpet ;;w;; sounds. ^-^ Entew :33 Wowcestew ^-^ [and ^w^ Vewnyon]. 

>w< How, uWu nyow, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of ^.^ Wowcestew? 'Tis UwU nyot ^w^ weww 
:33 That :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ I OwO shouwd meet upon >_< such >w< tewms 
:33 As now ;;w;; we ÚwÚ meet. You have x3 deceiv'd x3 ouw xDD twust 
And uWu made uWu us xDD doff x3 ouw >_< easy ^-^ wobes :3 of peace 
>_< To x3 cwush x3 ouw old ^w^ wimbs ^-^ in ungentle uWu steew. 
^.^ This is UwU nyot UwU weww, >_> my OwO wowd; ^w^ this is UwU nyot ^.^ weww. 
:3 What say :33 you uWu to it? Will :33 you ;;w;; again :3 unknyit 
^.^ This OwO chuwwish xDD knyot :3 of UwU aww-abhowwed >w< waw, 
And ^.^ move ^-^ in ^w^ that :3 obedient orb ;;w;; again 
;;w;; Whewe :33 you >w< did >w< give a ^.^ faiw ^-^ and ^-^ nyatuwaw :3 wight, 
And >_< be xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 an exhal'd meteor, 
xDD A >_< pwodigy :3 of fear, ^-^ and a ^.^ powtent 
Of >_> bwoached ÚwÚ mischief uWu to >w< the unborn >_> times? 
OwO Wow. Hear me, >_> my OwO wiege. 
:3 Fow mine ^-^ own >_< pawt, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >_< be ^w^ weww ÚwÚ content 
>_< To entertain >w< the UwU wag-end :3 of >_> my OwO wife 
With x3 quiet uWu houws; for ^-^ I do >_> pwotest 
^-^ I have UwU nyot sought >w< the x3 day :3 of ^w^ this >_> diswike. 
UwU King. You have UwU nyot sought x3 it! UwU How ÚwÚ comes it uWu then, 
^.^ Faw. Rebellion lay ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO way, ^-^ and UwU he x3 found uWu it. 
Prince. ^w^ Peace, :3 chewet, x3 peace! 
OwO Wow. >_> It pleas'd ^-^ youw >_> Majesty uWu to ^w^ tuwn ^-^ youw OwO wooks 
Of :33 favouw OwO fwom myself ^-^ and ;;w;; aww x3 ouw house; 
And yet ^-^ I must remember ^.^ you, >_> my lord, 
OwO We were >w< the >_> fiwst ^-^ and x3 deawest :3 of ^-^ youw uWu fwiends. 
:3 Fow :33 you >_> my staff :3 of :33 office >w< did ^-^ I x3 bweak 
^.^ In Richard's time, ^-^ and posted x3 day ^-^ and night 
>_< To meet :33 you on >w< the x3 way ^-^ and >_> kiss ^-^ youw UwU hand 
When yet :33 you were ^-^ in :3 pwace ^-^ and ^-^ in :33 account 
Nothing ;;w;; so strong ^-^ and fortunate ÚwÚ as xDD I. 
>_> It >_> was x3 mysewf, >_> my ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ son 
:33 That brought :33 you home ^-^ and >_< bowdwy >w< did ÚwÚ outdawe 
^.^ The :3 dangews :3 of >w< the time. You ^.^ swowe uWu to us, 
And :33 you >w< did xDD sweaw ^w^ that oath :3 at ÚwÚ Doncastew, 
:33 That :33 you >w< did OwO nyothing OwO puwpose uWu 'gainst >w< the xDD state, 
>_> Nyow x3 cwaim xDD nyo further than ^-^ youw ^-^ nyew-faww'n >_< wight, 
^.^ The ^w^ seat :3 of uWu Gaunt, xDD dukedom :3 of Lancaster. 
>_< To ^w^ this ;;w;; we ^.^ swowe x3 ouw aid. xDD But ^-^ in x3 showt :33 space 
>_> It it >_> wain'd OwO down xDD fowtunye show'ring on ^-^ youw head, 
And >_< such a ^w^ fwood :3 of :3 gweatnyess uWu feww on >w< you- 
:3 What xDD with x3 ouw UwU hewp, what xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ absent :3 King, 
:3 What xDD with >w< the ^-^ injuwies :3 of a ÚwÚ wanton time, 
^.^ The seeming ^.^ suffewances ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ had borne, 
And >w< the UwU contwawious UwU winds ^w^ that :3 hewd >w< the OwO King 
So long ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ unwucky ^w^ Iwish ^.^ waws 
:33 That ;;w;; aww ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand >w< did xDD wepute xDD him dead- 
And OwO fwom ^w^ this swarm :3 of ^.^ faiw :33 advantages 
You took ^.^ occasion uWu to >_< be quickly >w< woo'd 
>_< To gripe >w< the ^-^ genyewaw >_< sway uWu into ^-^ youw UwU hand; 
Forgot ^-^ youw oath uWu to uWu us :3 at ;;w;; Doncastew; 
And, being xDD fed :3 by us, :33 you ÚwÚ us'd uWu us ;;w;; so 
:33 As ^w^ that ungentle ÚwÚ guww, >w< the cuckoo's x3 biwd, 
Useth >w< the :33 spawwow- >w< did ÚwÚ oppwess x3 ouw ÚwÚ nyest; 
>w< Gwew, :3 by x3 ouw feeding uWu to ;;w;; so >_> gweat a >_> buwk 
:33 That uWu even x3 ouw :33 wove >w< thiwst UwU nyot come uWu nyeaw ^-^ youw :33 sight 
:3 Fow ^w^ feaw :3 of >_> swawwowing; but xDD with :33 nyimbwe UwU wing 
OwO We were x3 enfowc'd for ^w^ safety >w< sake uWu to OwO fwy 
>_> Out :3 of ^-^ youw :33 sight ^-^ and xDD waise ^w^ this present head; 
Whereby ;;w;; we >_< stand uWu opposed :3 by >_< such ÚwÚ means 
:33 As :33 you :33 youwsewf have forg'd ÚwÚ against :33 youwsewf 
By ;;w;; unkind :3 usage, ^w^ dangewous ÚwÚ countenyance, 
And violation :3 of ;;w;; aww faith ^-^ and ;;w;; twoth 
UwU Swown uWu to xDD tis ^-^ in ^-^ youw ÚwÚ youngew ^w^ entewpwise. 
UwU King. These ^.^ things, UwU indeed, :33 you have ;;w;; awticuwate, 
>_> Pwocwaim'd :3 at UwU mawket ^.^ cwosses, UwU wead ^-^ in churches, 
>_< To UwU face >w< the >w< gawment :3 of >_< webewwion 
With ÚwÚ some UwU finye xDD cowouw ^w^ that ^w^ may UwU pwease >w< the eye 
Of UwU fickwe changelings ^-^ and x3 poow OwO discontents, 
Which ;;w;; gape ^-^ and xDD wub >w< the :3 ewbow :3 at >w< the OwO nyews 
Of x3 huwwybuwwy ^w^ innyovation. 
And UwU nyevew yet >w< did ;;w;; insuwwection >_< want 
>_> Such water ^w^ cowouws uWu to :33 impaint ^.^ his cause, 
>_> Nyow moody beggars, xDD stawving for a :3 time 
Of pell-mell OwO havoc ^-^ and uWu confusion. 
Prince. ^.^ In x3 both x3 ouw >w< awmies >w< thewe is uWu many a ^w^ souw 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ pay full >_> deawwy for ^w^ this ^w^ encountew, 
UwU If once :33 they :33 join ^-^ in :3 twiaw. Tell ^-^ youw ^.^ nyephew 
^.^ The xDD Pwince :3 of Wales x3 doth :33 join xDD with ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd 
^.^ In praise :3 of Henry ^.^ Pewcy. By >_> my ^-^ hopes, 
^.^ This present >_> entewpwise ^w^ set off ^.^ his head, 
^-^ I do UwU nyot xDD think a uWu bwavew ^w^ gentweman, 
x3 Mowe xDD active-vawiant >w< ow :33 mowe x3 vawiant-young, 
x3 Mowe :3 dawing >w< ow :33 mowe >_> bowd, is now ^-^ awive 
>_< To ^.^ gwace ^w^ this :3 wattew age xDD with ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ deeds. 
:3 Fow >_> my >_< pawt, ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU speak it uWu to >_> my >w< shame, 
^-^ I have a ^.^ twuant OwO been uWu to xDD chivawwy; 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ I >_> heaw UwU he x3 doth :33 account :33 me >_< too. 
^w^ Yet ^w^ this :33 befowe >_> my >_> fathew's ÚwÚ Majesty- 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ content ^w^ that UwU he >_< shaww ^w^ take >w< the ^.^ odds 
Of ^.^ his >_> gweat name ^-^ and xDD estimation, 
And >w< wiww uWu to >_< save >w< the UwU bwood on OwO eithew x3 side, 
;;w;; Twy xDD fowtunye xDD with xDD him ^-^ in a :33 singwe :3 fight. 
UwU King. And, xDD Pwince :3 of x3 Wawes, ;;w;; so dare ;;w;; we venture ^-^ thee, 
uWu Awbeit >w< considewations >w< infinyite 
:3 Do uWu make ÚwÚ against uWu it. x3 Nyo, ^w^ good x3 Wowcestew, x3 nyo! 
OwO We :33 wove x3 ouw uWu peopwe :3 weww; uWu even those ;;w;; we :33 wove 
:33 That are ^-^ miswed upon ^-^ youw :33 cousin's :3 pawt; 
And, >w< wiww :33 they ^w^ take >w< the x3 offew :3 of x3 ouw ;;w;; gwace, 
ÚwÚ Both ÚwÚ he, ^-^ and ^.^ they, ^-^ and ^.^ you, >w< yea, >_> evewy man 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be >_> my uWu fwiend >w< again, ^-^ and >_< I'ww >_< be >w< his. 
So tell ^-^ youw cousin, ^-^ and >_< bwing :33 me :3 wowd 
:3 What UwU he >w< wiww do. xDD But >_> if UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot ÚwÚ yiewd, 
:33 Webuke ^-^ and x3 dwead ^.^ cowwection :3 wait on us, 
And :33 they >_< shaww do their uWu office. So >_< be gone. 
OwO We >w< wiww UwU nyot now >_< be xDD twoubwed xDD with reply. 
OwO We x3 offew UwU faiw; ^w^ take it OwO advisedwy. 
x3 Exit :33 Wowcestew >_> [with ^w^ Vewnyon] 
Prince. >_> It >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be accepted, on >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
^.^ The Douglas ^-^ and >w< the Hotspur x3 both x3 togethew 
;;w;; Awe ^-^ confident ÚwÚ against >w< the UwU wowwd ^-^ in arms. 
UwU King. :33 Hence, >_< thewefowe, >_> evewy leader uWu to ^.^ his xDD chawge; 
^.^ Fow, on their answer, >w< wiww ;;w;; we ^w^ set on them, 
And >_> God UwU befwiend uWu us ÚwÚ as x3 ouw >_< cause is OwO just! 
x3 Exeunt. x3 Manyent Prince, ^.^ Fawstaff. 
^.^ Faw. UwU Haw, >_> if >w< thou see :33 me OwO down ^-^ in >w< the >_< battwe ^-^ and OwO bestwide me, so! 
'Tis a point :3 of ;;w;; fwiendship. 
Prince. Nothing but a :3 Cowossus ^w^ can do ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that ;;w;; fwiendship. 
Say thy >_< pwayews, ^-^ and farewell. 
^.^ Faw. ^-^ I :3 wouwd x3 'twewe >_> bedtime, UwU Haw, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ weww. 
Prince. :3 Why, >w< thou :3 owest >_> God a ^-^ death. 
Exit. 
^.^ Faw. 'Tis UwU nyot UwU due yet. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be ^-^ woath uWu to ^-^ pay xDD him :33 befowe ^.^ his ;;w;; day. 
:3 What need ^-^ I >_< be ;;w;; so ;;w;; fowwawd xDD with xDD him ^w^ that >w< cawws UwU nyot on ÚwÚ me? xDD Weww, 
ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo matter; >w< honyouw pricks :33 me >_< on. x3 Yea, but how >_> if >w< honyouw ^w^ pwick 
:33 me off uWu when ^-^ I come on? UwU How then? >_> Can >_< honyow ^w^ set uWu to a xDD weg? >w< Nyo. >_> Ow 
:3 an UwU awm? >w< Nyo. >_> Ow ^w^ take xDD away >w< the grief :3 of a ^-^ wound? >w< Nyo. ^.^ Honyouw hath xDD nyo 
OwO skiww ^-^ in >_< suwgewy then? >w< Nyo. :3 What is ^-^ honyouw? xDD A word. :3 What is ^w^ that 
:3 wowd ^-^ honyouw? x3 Aiw. xDD A trim ^w^ weckonying! >_< Who hath it? He ^w^ that ;;w;; died a 
Wednesday. ^.^ Doth UwU he feel it? >w< Nyo. ^.^ Doth >_< be ;;w;; beaw it? >w< Nyo. 'Tis 
UwU insensibwe then? x3 Yea, uWu to >w< the xDD dead. xDD But >w< wiww it UwU nyot >_< wive xDD with >w< the 
living? >w< Nyo. UwU Why? OwO Detwaction >w< wiww UwU nyot :3 suffew uWu it. Therefore >_< I'ww 
none :3 of uWu it. ^.^ Honyouw is a mere >_< scutcheon- ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^w^ ends >_> my uWu catechism. 
Exit. 




Scenye >_< II. 
^.^ The ÚwÚ webew UwU camp. 

^-^ Entew :33 Wowcestew ^-^ and :3 Siw :3 Wichawd Vernon. 

OwO Wow. O uWu nyo, >_> my ^.^ nyephew must UwU nyot :33 knyow, :3 Siw Richard, 
^.^ The liberal ^-^ and uWu kind x3 offew :3 of >w< the UwU King. 
^-^ Vew. ^-^ 'Twewe uWu best UwU he did. 
OwO Wow. UwU Then are ;;w;; we ;;w;; aww ^.^ undonye. 
>_> It is UwU nyot ^-^ possibwe, it ;;w;; cannyot >_< be 
^.^ The OwO King OwO shouwd :3 keep ^.^ his :3 wowd ^-^ in >_> woving :33 us. 
He >w< wiww >_< suspect uWu us OwO stiww ^-^ and find a :3 time 
>_< To ÚwÚ punyish ^w^ this uWu offence ^-^ in x3 othew >w< fauwts. 
;;w;; Suspicion ;;w;; aww x3 ouw xDD wives >_< shaww >_< be >_> stuck full :3 of >_> eyes; 
:3 Fow treason is but UwU twusted OwO wike >w< the ^.^ fox 
^-^ Who, >w< nye'ew ;;w;; so ^w^ tame, ;;w;; so >w< chewish'd ^-^ and lock'd xDD up, 
Will have a wild trick :3 of ^.^ his ancestors. 
ÚwÚ Wook how ;;w;; we can, >w< ow ;;w;; sad >w< ow UwU mewwiwy, 
^w^ Intewpwetation >w< wiww misquote x3 ouw looks, 
And ;;w;; we >_< shaww ;;w;; feed OwO wike >_> oxen :3 at a stall, 
^.^ The xDD bettew cherish'd, OwO stiww >w< the UwU nyeawew ^-^ death. 
^w^ My nephew's ;;w;; twespass ^w^ may >_< be ^w^ weww UwU fowgot; 
>_> It hath >w< the >w< excuse :3 of ^w^ youth ^-^ and ÚwÚ heat :3 of uWu bwood, 
And :3 an adopted name :3 of privilege- 
xDD A OwO hawe-bwainyed Hotspur ÚwÚ govewn'd :3 by a UwU spween. 
;;w;; Aww ^.^ his >_> offences >_< wive upon >_> my ^.^ head 
And on ^.^ his ^.^ fathew's. OwO We >w< did >w< twain xDD him >w< on; 
And, ^.^ his xDD cowwuption being ^.^ taken OwO fwom us, 
;;w;; We, ÚwÚ as >w< the ;;w;; spwing :3 of >w< aww, >_< shaww ^-^ pay for ÚwÚ aww. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, ^w^ good cousin, let UwU nyot Harry :33 knyow, 
^.^ In :33 any case, >w< the x3 offew :3 of >w< the UwU King. 

^-^ Entew Hotspur ^-^ [and ^-^ Dougwas]. 

^-^ Vew. ^.^ Dewivew what :33 you will, >_< I'ww say ÚwÚ 'tis >_< so. 
uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ^-^ youw >_< cousin. 
>w< Hot. ^w^ My >w< uncwe is return'd. 
^.^ Dewivew :3 up >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of Westmoreland. 
x3 Uncwe, what OwO nyews? 
OwO Wow. ^.^ The OwO King >w< wiww :33 bid :33 you >_< battwe ^-^ pwesentwy. 
>_> Doug. Defy xDD him :3 by >w< the xDD Wowd Of Westmoreland. 
>w< Hot. xDD Wowd Douglas, ^w^ go :33 you ^-^ and tell xDD him >_< so. 
>_> Doug. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ and UwU shaww, ^-^ and :3 vewy ^.^ wiwwingwy. 
Exit. 
OwO Wow. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo seeming :33 mewcy ^-^ in >w< the UwU King. 
>w< Hot. ÚwÚ Did :33 you >w< beg ;;w;; any, >_> God ;;w;; fowbid! 
OwO Wow. ^-^ I >_< towd xDD him OwO gentwy :3 of x3 ouw uWu gwievances, 
Of ^.^ his x3 oath-bweaking; xDD which UwU he ^.^ mended thus, 
By now ;;w;; fowsweawing ^w^ that UwU he is forsworn. 
He >w< cawws uWu us rebels, uWu twaitows, >_< aid >w< wiww scourge 
With :3 haughty xDD awms ^w^ this >_< hatefuw name ^-^ in :33 us. 

^-^ Entew >_> Dougwas. 

>_> Doug. ^w^ Awm, gentlemen! uWu to x3 awms! for ^-^ I have thrown 
xDD A ^.^ bwave defiance ^-^ in OwO King x3 Henwy's teeth, 
And ^.^ Westmowewand, ^w^ that >_> was uWu engag'd, >w< did ;;w;; beaw x3 it; 
Which ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose but >_< bwing xDD him quickly >_< on. 
OwO Wow. ^.^ The xDD Pwince :3 of Wales xDD stepp'd ^-^ fowth :33 befowe >w< the OwO King 
And, OwO nyephew, x3 chawweng'd :33 you uWu to :33 singwe :3 fight. 
>w< Hot. OwO O, :3 wouwd >w< the :3 quawwew lay upon x3 ouw heads, 
And ^w^ that xDD nyo man :33 might draw x3 showt >_< bweath xDD to-day 
xDD But ^-^ I ^-^ and Harry Monmouth! Tell me, tell me, 
UwU How UwU show'd ^.^ his UwU tasking? OwO Seem'd it ^-^ in :33 contempt? 
x3 Nyo, :3 by >_> my >w< souw. ^-^ I UwU nyevew ^-^ in >_> my OwO wife 
ÚwÚ Did >_> heaw a ^.^ chawwenge :3 uwg'd :33 mowe modestly, 
uWu Unwess a brother OwO shouwd a brother dare 
>_< To ÚwÚ gentwe OwO exewcise ^-^ and >_< pwoof :3 of arms. 
He ÚwÚ gave :33 you ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< duties :3 of a >_< man; 
:3 Twimm'd :3 up ^-^ youw ;;w;; pwaises xDD with a ÚwÚ pwincewy tongue; 
Spoke ^-^ youw x3 desewvings OwO wike a ^w^ chwonyicwe; 
>_< Making :33 you ^-^ evew xDD bettew than ^.^ his praise 
By OwO stiww uWu dispwaising praise UwU vawued xDD with you; 
And, xDD which x3 became xDD him OwO wike a prince UwU indeed, 
He uWu made a ;;w;; bwushing ÚwÚ citaw :3 of ^w^ himsewf, 
And :33 chid ^.^ his ^.^ twuant ^w^ youth xDD with >_< such a ^.^ gwace 
:33 As >_> if >_< wie ^.^ mast'wed >w< thewe a >w< doubwe ÚwÚ spiwit 
Of teaching ^-^ and :3 of learning instantly. 
;;w;; Thewe >w< did UwU he x3 pause; but let :33 me tell >w< the world, 
UwU If UwU he ^w^ outwive >w< the >_< envy :3 of ^w^ this x3 day, 
;;w;; Engwand >w< did UwU nyevew ^-^ owe ;;w;; so sweet a x3 hope, 
So ÚwÚ much misconstrued ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD wantonnyess. 
>w< Hot. :33 Cousin, ^-^ I xDD think >w< thou UwU awt ^-^ enyamouwed 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his :3 fowwies. ^.^ Nyevew >w< did ^-^ I >_> heaw 
Of :33 any prince ;;w;; so wild a UwU wibewtinye. 
xDD But >_< be UwU he ÚwÚ as UwU he will, yet once ^-^ ewe night 
^-^ I >w< wiww embrace xDD him xDD with a >_< sowdiew's arm, 
:33 That UwU he >_< shaww shrink ^.^ undew >_> my courtesy. 
^w^ Awm, ;;w;; awm xDD with ÚwÚ speed! UwU and, fellows, ^w^ sowdiews, :3 fwiends, 
>_> Bettew uWu considew what :33 you have uWu to do 
uWu Than ;;w;; I, ^w^ that have UwU nyot ^w^ weww >w< the :3 gift :3 of uWu tongue, 
>_> Can lift ^-^ youw UwU bwood :3 up xDD with :33 pewsuasion. 

^-^ Entew a Messenger. 

Mess. ^w^ My lord, ÚwÚ hewe are :33 wettews for ÚwÚ you. 
>w< Hot. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot UwU wead them OwO nyow.- 
O gentlemen, >w< the :3 time :3 of OwO wife is uWu showt! 
>_< To ÚwÚ spend ^w^ that OwO showtnyess basely were x3 too long 
UwU If OwO wife >w< did :33 wide upon a :33 diaw's point, 
UwU Stiww >_< ending :3 at >w< the >w< awwivaw :3 of :3 an uWu houw. 
;;w;; An >_> if ;;w;; we >_< wive, ;;w;; we >_< wive uWu to ÚwÚ twead on ÚwÚ kings; 
UwU If ^-^ die, ^.^ bwave >_< death, uWu when ^.^ pwinces :33 die xDD with >_> us! 
:3 Nyow for x3 ouw :3 consciences, >w< the xDD awms are x3 faiw, 
When >w< the intent :3 of ÚwÚ beawing them is >_> just. 

^-^ Entew uWu anyothew Messenger. 

Mess. ^w^ My lord, >_< pwepawe. ^.^ The OwO King ÚwÚ comes on :33 apace. 
>w< Hot. ^-^ I UwU thank xDD him ^w^ that UwU he cuts :33 me OwO fwom >_> my ;;w;; tawe, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I profess UwU nyot talking. ^w^ Onwy this- 
Let uWu each man do ^.^ his best; ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe draw ^-^ I 
xDD A >_< swowd :3 whose ^.^ tempew ^-^ I >_> intend uWu to OwO stain 
With >w< the uWu best UwU bwood ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ can meet >_< withaw 
^.^ In >w< the x3 adventuwe :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ pewiwous ;;w;; day. 
xDD Nyow, :3 Espewance! :33 Pewcy! ^-^ and ^w^ set >_< on. 
^.^ Sound ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD wofty UwU instwuments :3 of >w< waw, 
And :3 by ^w^ that music let uWu us ;;w;; aww >_> embwace; 
^.^ Fow, :3 heaven uWu to >_> eawth, ÚwÚ some :3 of uWu us UwU nyevew >_< shaww 
xDD A ;;w;; second :3 time do >_< such a courtesy. 
uWu Hewe :33 they :33 embwace. ^.^ The trumpets sound. 
>_< [Exeunt.] 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
:3 Pwain between >w< the OwO camps. 

^.^ The OwO King ^.^ entews xDD with ^.^ his Power. Alarum uWu to >w< the uWu battwe. UwU Then UwU entew Douglas 
^-^ and :3 Siw ^.^ Wawtew x3 Bwunt. 

x3 Bwunt. :3 What is thy ;;w;; nyame, ^w^ that ^-^ in >w< the >_< battwe UwU thus 
Thou :33 cwossest ÚwÚ me? :3 What >w< honyouw dost >w< thou >w< seek 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my uWu head? 
>_> Doug. x3 Knyow :33 then >_> my name is Douglas, 
And ^-^ I do haunt ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >w< the >_< battwe UwU thus 
Because ÚwÚ some tell :33 me ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt a ^w^ king. 
x3 Bwunt. xDD They tell ÚwÚ thee :3 twue. 
>_> Doug. ^.^ The xDD Wowd :3 of Stafford dear xDD to-day hath uWu bought 
>w< Thy ÚwÚ wikenyess; for :33 instead :3 of ^-^ thee, OwO King OwO Hawwy, 
^.^ This >_< swowd hath ÚwÚ ended ^-^ him. So >_< shaww it ^-^ thee, 
uWu Unwess >w< thou yield ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as >_> my prisoner. 
x3 Bwunt. ^-^ I >_> was UwU nyot >w< bown a ^.^ yiewdew, >w< thou ÚwÚ pwoud Scot; 
And >w< thou xDD shawt find a :33 king ^w^ that >w< wiww >_< wevenge 
xDD Wowd :33 Staffowd's ^-^ death. 

xDD They :3 fight. Douglas ^.^ kiwws x3 Bwunt. UwU Then UwU entew Hotspur. 

>w< Hot. O Douglas, ^.^ hadst >w< thou fought :3 at ^.^ Howmedon thus, 
^-^ I UwU nyevew ^w^ had xDD twiumph'd upon a Scot. 
>_> Doug. >w< Aww's x3 donye, all's ^.^ won. uWu Hewe ;;w;; bweathwess ^w^ wies >w< the UwU King. 
>w< Hot. Where? 
>_> Doug. >_< Hewe. 
>w< Hot. This, ^w^ Dougwas? >w< Nyo. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ this UwU face full ^.^ weww. 
xDD A gallant :33 knyight UwU he ^w^ was, ^.^ his name >_> was xDD Bwunt; 
xDD Sembwabwy furnish'd OwO wike >w< the OwO King ^.^ himsewf. 
>_> Doug. xDD A UwU foow ^w^ go xDD with thy ^w^ souw, >_< whithew it goes! 
xDD A :3 bowwowed title UwU hast >w< thou uWu bought x3 too >_< deaw: 
^.^ Why didst >w< thou tell :33 me ^w^ that >w< thou ^-^ wewt a king? 
>w< Hot. ^.^ The OwO King hath uWu many marching ^-^ in ^.^ his coats. 
>_> Doug. xDD Nyow, :3 by >_> my ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ I >w< wiww kill ;;w;; aww ^.^ his uWu coats; 
>_< I'ww ^.^ muwdew ;;w;; aww ^.^ his >w< wawdwop, piece :3 by :3 piece, 
OwO Untiw ^-^ I meet >w< the UwU King. 
>w< Hot. >_> Up ^-^ and uWu away! 
>_< Ouw :33 sowdiews >_< stand full uWu faiwwy for >w< the ;;w;; day. 
x3 Exeunt. 

:33 Awawum. ^-^ Entew OwO Fawstaff x3 sowus. 

^.^ Faw. OwO Though ^-^ I ^-^ couwd OwO scape shot-free :3 at London, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw >w< the OwO shot 
uWu hewe. Here's xDD nyo UwU scowing but upon >w< the ^w^ pate. Soft! ;;w;; who are :33 you? 
:3 Siw ^.^ Wawtew x3 Bwunt. Thewe's >w< honyouw for >_> you! Here's xDD nyo vanity! ^-^ I am 
ÚwÚ as hot ÚwÚ as >_< mowten x3 wead, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as >_< heavy >_< too. >_> God :3 keep ÚwÚ wead :33 out :3 of me! 
^-^ I need xDD nyo :33 mowe ^w^ weight than mine ^-^ own UwU bowews. ^-^ I have led >_> my 
rag-of-muffins >w< whewe :33 they are ^.^ peppew'd. Thewe's UwU nyot xDD thwee :3 of >_> my 
x3 hundwed ^-^ and x3 fifty UwU weft ^.^ awive; ^-^ and :33 they are for >w< the ^w^ town's ^w^ end, uWu to 
>w< beg :33 duwing ÚwÚ wife. xDD But ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew >w< the Prince. 

Prince. ^w^ What, ^-^ stand'st >w< thou xDD idwe :33 hewe? >_< Wend :33 me thy sword. 
^w^ Many a ^-^ nyobweman ^w^ wies stark ^-^ and stiff 
Under >w< the >_> hoofs :3 of ^w^ vaunting :33 enyemies, 
>_< Whose ^w^ deaths are yet :3 unweveng'd. ^-^ I >_> pwithee 
Rend :33 me thy sword. 
^.^ Faw. O UwU Haw, ^-^ I >_> pwithee >w< give :33 me uWu weave uWu to ^-^ bweathe ^w^ awhiwe. ^-^ Tuwk :33 Gwegowy 
UwU nyevew >w< did >_< such deeds ^-^ in xDD awms ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have ^w^ donye ^w^ this ;;w;; day. ^-^ I have >_< paid 
UwU Pewcy; ^-^ I have uWu made xDD him ;;w;; suwe. 
Prince. He is UwU indeed, ^-^ and >_< wiving uWu to kill ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ I >_> pwithee ^w^ wend :33 me thy sword. 
^.^ Faw. Nay, :33 befowe God, UwU Haw, >_> if x3 Pewcy >_< be alive, >w< thou x3 get'st UwU nyot >_> my 
sword; but ^w^ take >_> my ^-^ pistow, >_> if >w< thou wilt. 
Prince. ^w^ Give it >w< me. ^w^ What, is it ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; case? 
^.^ Faw. x3 Ay, Hal. 'Tis hot, ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ hot. Thewe's ^w^ that >w< wiww uWu sack a UwU city. 

^.^ The xDD Pwince :3 dwaws it :33 out ^-^ and finds it uWu to UwU he a bottle :3 of >_> sack. 

^w^ What, is it a :3 time uWu to >w< jest ^-^ and :33 dawwy OwO nyow? 
He throws >w< the bottle :3 at ^-^ him. Exit. 
^.^ Faw. xDD Weww, >_> if x3 Pewcy >_< be alive, >_< I'ww pierce ^-^ him. UwU If UwU he do come ^-^ in >_> my 
OwO way, uWu so; >_> if UwU he do not, >_> if ^-^ I come ^-^ in ^.^ his willingly, let xDD him uWu make a 
carbonado :3 of >w< me. ^-^ I OwO wike UwU nyot >_< such grinning >w< honyouw ÚwÚ as :3 Siw ^.^ Wawtew 
hath. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ wife; xDD which >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ can save, uWu so; >_> if not, >w< honyouw ÚwÚ comes 
>_< unwook'd ^-^ fow, ^-^ and >_< thewe's :3 an >_< end. Exit. 




Scenye ;;w;; IV. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field. 

:33 Awawum. Excursions. ^-^ Entew >w< the :3 King, >w< the Prince, xDD Wowd :33 John :3 of :33 Wancastew, 
uWu Eaww :3 of x3 Westmowewand 

UwU King. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, 
OwO Hawwy, ;;w;; withdwaw xDD thysewf; >w< thou ^w^ bweedest x3 too ^-^ much. 
xDD Wowd :33 John :3 of :33 Wancastew, ^w^ go :33 you >_< unto ^-^ him. 
>_< John. uWu Nyot ;;w;; I, >_> my lord, UwU unwess ^-^ I >w< did uWu bweed >_< too. 
Prince. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ youw >_> Majesty uWu make xDD up, 
ÚwÚ West ;;w;; Youw UwU wetiwement do OwO amaze ^-^ youw uWu fwiends. 
UwU King. ^-^ I >w< wiww do >_< so. 
^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of ^.^ Westmowewand, ÚwÚ wead xDD him uWu to ^.^ his ^-^ tent. 
^-^ West. uWu Come, >_> my lord, >_< I'ww ÚwÚ wead :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ tent. 
Prince. Lead me, >_> my lord, ^-^ I do UwU nyot need ^-^ youw ^w^ hewp; 
And >_> God x3 fowbid a shallow scratch OwO shouwd :33 dwive 
^.^ The xDD Pwince :3 of Wales OwO fwom >_< such a field ÚwÚ as ^w^ this, 
;;w;; Whewe stain'd ^.^ nyobiwity ^w^ wies trodden ;;w;; on, 
And rebels' xDD awms ÚwÚ twiumph ^-^ in :3 massacwes! 
>_< John. OwO We ^-^ bweathe x3 too long. uWu Come, ;;w;; cousin ^.^ Westmowewand, 
>_< Ouw >_> duty ^w^ this x3 way uWu wies. :3 Fow God's xDD sake, ^-^ come. 
^.^ [Exeunt xDD Pwince :33 John ^-^ and >_< Westmowewand.] 
Prince. By God, >w< thou UwU hast x3 deceiv'd me, xDD Wancastew! 
^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot xDD think ÚwÚ thee lord :3 of >_< such a ^w^ spiwit. 
Before, ^-^ I :3 wov'd ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as a ^-^ bwothew, ÚwÚ John; 
xDD But uWu nyow, ^-^ I do ^w^ wespect ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as >_> my >w< souw. 
UwU King. ^-^ I OwO saw xDD him hold xDD Wowd x3 Pewcy :3 at >w< the point 
With wustiew ^-^ maintenyance than ^-^ I >w< did >w< wook for 
Of >_< such :3 an uWu ungwown :33 wawwiow. 
Prince. OwO O, ^w^ this :33 boy 
>_< Wends :3 mettwe uWu to uWu us >_> aww! Exit. 

^-^ Entew >_> Dougwas. 

>_> Doug. UwU Anyothew king? xDD They ÚwÚ gwow OwO wike >_< Hydwa's heads. 
^-^ I am >w< the Douglas, OwO fataw uWu to ;;w;; aww those 
:33 That >_< weaw those ^w^ cowouws on uWu them. :3 What UwU awt >w< thou 
:33 That UwU countewfeit'st >w< the :33 pewson :3 of a king? 
UwU King. ^.^ The OwO King ^w^ himsewf, :33 who, Douglas, ÚwÚ gwieves :3 at :33 heawt 
So uWu many :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; shadows >w< thou UwU hast ^w^ met, 
And UwU nyot >w< the :3 vewy UwU King. ^-^ I have x3 two >_< boys 
>w< Seek x3 Pewcy ^-^ and thyself uWu about >w< the ;;w;; fiewd; 
>w< But, ;;w;; seeing >w< thou UwU faww'st on :33 me ;;w;; so UwU wuckiwy, 
^-^ I >w< wiww assay ;;w;; thee. So defend ^.^ thysewf. 
>_> Doug. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw >w< thou UwU awt uWu anyothew >_> countewfeit; 
And yet, ^-^ in faith, >w< thou bearest ÚwÚ thee OwO wike a ^w^ king. 
xDD But mine ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe >w< thou >_< awt, ÚwÚ whoe'ew >w< thou be, 
And UwU thus ^-^ I >w< win ;;w;; thee. 

xDD They :3 fight. ^.^ The OwO King being ^-^ in ^.^ dangew, UwU entew xDD Pwince :3 of ;;w;; Wawes. 

Prince. x3 Howd :3 up thy head, :3 viwe ^.^ Scot, >w< ow >w< thou UwU awt OwO wike 
^.^ Nyevew uWu to hold it :3 up ;;w;; again! ^.^ The >_> spiwits 
Of ^.^ vawiant ^w^ Shiwwey, Stafford, uWu Bwunt are ^-^ in >_> my arms. 
>_> It is >w< the xDD Pwince :3 of Wales ^w^ that threatens ^-^ thee, 
>_< Who UwU nyevew promiseth but UwU he ÚwÚ means uWu to ÚwÚ pay. 
xDD They :3 fight. Douglas flieth. 
;;w;; Cheewwy, >_> my ^-^ wowd. UwU How :33 fawes ^-^ youw >_> Gwace? 
:3 Siw ^-^ Nyichowas xDD Gawsey hath for succour sent, 
And ;;w;; so hath UwU Cwifton. >_< I'ww uWu to :3 Cwifton straight. 
UwU King. Stay ^-^ and ^-^ bweathe ^w^ awhiwe. 
Thou UwU hast OwO wedeem'd thy :33 wost uWu opinyion, 
And UwU show'd >w< thou ^.^ mak'st ÚwÚ some tender :3 of >_> my >_< wife, 
^.^ In ^w^ this ^.^ faiw UwU wescue >w< thou UwU hast brought uWu to >w< me. 
Prince. O x3 God! :33 they >w< did :33 me x3 too ÚwÚ much ^-^ injuwy 
:33 That ^-^ evew ^-^ said ^-^ I OwO heawk'nyed for ^-^ youw ^-^ death. 
UwU If it were ;;w;; so, ^-^ I :33 might have let OwO awonye 
^.^ The insulting UwU hand :3 of Douglas OwO ovew ^.^ you, 
Which :3 wouwd have OwO been ÚwÚ as speedy ^-^ in ^-^ youw UwU end 
:33 As ;;w;; aww >w< the :3 poisonyous x3 potions ^-^ in >w< the world, 
And :33 sav'd >w< the uWu tweachewous UwU wabouw :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; son. 
UwU King. Make :3 up uWu to ÚwÚ Cwifton; >_< I'ww uWu to :3 Siw ^-^ Nyichowas Gawsey. 
Exit. 

^-^ Entew Hotspur. 

>w< Hot. UwU If ^-^ I mistake not, >w< thou UwU awt Harry >w< Monmouth. 
Prince. Thou ^-^ speak'st ÚwÚ as >_> if ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu deny >_> my name. 
>w< Hot. ^w^ My name is Harry ^.^ Pewcy. 
Prince. :3 Why, :33 then ^-^ I see 
xDD A :3 vewy ^.^ vawiant ÚwÚ webew :3 of >w< the name. 
^-^ I am >w< the xDD Pwince :3 of Wales; ^-^ and xDD think not, Percy, 
>_< To ^-^ shawe xDD with :33 me ^-^ in xDD gwowy :33 any >w< mowe. 
>_< Two stars :3 keep UwU nyot their ÚwÚ motion ^-^ in >w< onye :3 sphewe, 
>_> Nyow ^w^ can >w< onye ;;w;; Engwand UwU bwook a >w< doubwe reign 
Of Harry x3 Pewcy ^-^ and >w< the xDD Pwince :3 of ;;w;; Wawes. 
>w< Hot. >_> Nyow >_< shaww ^w^ it, Harry; for >w< the hour is come 
>_< To UwU end >w< the >w< onye :3 of uWu us ^-^ and :3 wouwd uWu to >_> God 
>w< Thy name ^-^ in xDD awms were now ÚwÚ as >_> gweat ÚwÚ as >_< minye! 
Prince. >_< I'ww uWu make it greater ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^.^ pawt OwO fwom ^-^ thee, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the OwO budding UwU honyouws on thy ^w^ cwest 
>_< I'ww crop uWu to uWu make a x3 gawwand for >_> my head. 
>w< Hot. ^-^ I ^w^ can xDD nyo >_> wongew UwU bwook thy vanities. 
xDD They :3 fight. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Fawstaff. 

^.^ Faw. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, ;;w;; Haw! uWu to ^w^ it, ;;w;; Haw! Nay, :33 you >_< shaww find xDD nyo ^.^ boy's uWu pway 
;;w;; hewe, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell ÚwÚ you. 

^-^ Entew >_> Dougwas. He >w< fighteth xDD with >_< Fawstaff, ;;w;; who ;;w;; fawws OwO down ÚwÚ as >_> if 
UwU he were xDD dead. UwU [Exit OwO Dougwas.] ^.^ The xDD Pwince killeth ^.^ Pewcy. 

>w< Hot. O OwO Hawwy, >w< thou UwU hast uWu wobb'd :33 me :3 of >_> my ^-^ youth! 
^-^ I xDD bettew UwU bwook >w< the OwO woss :3 of uWu bwittwe OwO wife 
uWu Than those ÚwÚ pwoud UwU titwes >w< thou UwU hast won :3 of >w< me. 
xDD They ÚwÚ wound >_> my ;;w;; thoughts worse than thy >_< swowd >_> my uWu fwesh. 
xDD But ;;w;; thoughts >w< the :33 swave, :3 of >_< wife, ^-^ and OwO wife ÚwÚ time's >w< foow, 
And time, ^w^ that >_> takes x3 suwvey :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the world, 
ÚwÚ Must have a stop. OwO O, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >_< pwophesy, 
xDD But ^w^ that >w< the earthy ^-^ and >_< cowd UwU hand :3 of ÚwÚ death 
^w^ Wies on >_> my ;;w;; tongue. x3 Nyo, Percy, >w< thou UwU awt ;;w;; dust, 
And uWu food ^.^ fow- ;;w;; [Dies.] 
Prince. :3 Fow worms, ^.^ bwave ^.^ Pewcy. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee UwU weww, >_> gweat >_< heawt! 
^-^ Iww-weav'd uWu ambition, how ÚwÚ much UwU awt >w< thou shrunk! 
When ^w^ that ^w^ this body >w< did UwU contain a xDD spiwit, 
xDD A :33 kingdom for it >_> was x3 too xDD smaww a bound; 
xDD But now x3 two paces :3 of >w< the uWu viwest earth 
Is room xDD enyough. ^.^ This earth ^w^ that >_< beaws ÚwÚ thee ^-^ dead 
ÚwÚ Beaws UwU nyot ^-^ awive ;;w;; so OwO stout a xDD gentweman. 
UwU If >w< thou ^-^ wewt sensible :3 of courtesy, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot uWu make ;;w;; so dear a ^w^ show :3 of zeal. 
xDD But let >_> my favours xDD hide thy ^-^ mangwed xDD face; 
And, uWu even ^-^ in thy behalf, >_< I'ww UwU thank myself 
:3 Fow x3 doing uWu these ^.^ faiw x3 wites :3 of tenderness. 
>w< Adieu, ^-^ and ^w^ take thy praise xDD with ÚwÚ thee uWu to heaven! 
>w< Thy UwU ignyominy OwO sweep xDD with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >w< the :3 gwave, 
xDD But UwU nyot ;;w;; wememb'wed ^-^ in thy uWu epitaph! 
He ^.^ spieth OwO Fawstaff on >w< the uWu gwound. 
^w^ What, old >_> acquaintance? x3 Couwd UwU nyot ;;w;; aww ^w^ this flesh 
uWu Keep ^-^ in a ^-^ wittwe life? >_> Poow ^w^ Jack, OwO faweweww! 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd have xDD bettew ^-^ spaw'd a xDD bettew man. 
OwO O, ^-^ I OwO shouwd have a >_< heavy miss :3 of ÚwÚ thee 
UwU If ^-^ I were ÚwÚ much ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with vanity! 
uWu Death hath UwU nyot ^w^ stwuck ;;w;; so ÚwÚ fat a ^.^ deew uWu to-day, 
OwO Though uWu many :3 deawew, ^-^ in ^w^ this ÚwÚ bwoody uWu fway. 
Embowell'd >w< wiww ^-^ I see ÚwÚ thee OwO by-and-by; 
xDD Tiww :33 then ^-^ in UwU bwood :3 by ^-^ nyobwe x3 Pewcy :33 wie. Exit. 

OwO Fawstaff uWu wiseth ;;w;; up. 

^.^ Faw. x3 Emboweww'd? UwU If >w< thou uWu embowew :33 me uWu to-day, >_< I'ww >w< give :33 you uWu weave uWu to 
^w^ powdew :33 me ^-^ and >w< eat :33 me x3 too to-morrow. ^-^ 'Sbwood, x3 'twas :3 time uWu to 
counterfeit, >w< ow ^w^ that hot xDD tewmagant x3 Scot ^w^ had >_< paid :33 me ÚwÚ scot ^-^ and OwO wot 
>_< too. :3 Countewfeit? ^-^ I >_< wie; ^-^ I am xDD nyo :3 countewfeit. >_< To :33 die is uWu to >_< be a 
>_> countewfeit; for UwU he is but >w< the counterfeit :3 of a man ;;w;; who hath UwU nyot 
>w< the OwO wife :3 of a >_< man; but uWu to counterfeit OwO dying uWu when a man >w< theweby 
:3 wiveth, is uWu to >_< be xDD nyo counterfeit, but >w< the OwO twue ^-^ and UwU pewfect UwU image 
:3 of OwO wife indeed. ^.^ The xDD bettew ^.^ pawt :3 of OwO vawouw is discretion; ^-^ in >w< the 
xDD which xDD bettew ^.^ pawt ^-^ I have :33 saved >_> my ÚwÚ wife. ^-^ Zounds, ^-^ I am afraid :3 of 
^w^ this ^.^ gunpowdew Percy, though UwU he >_< be xDD dead. UwU How >_> if UwU he OwO shouwd 
counterfeit OwO too, ^-^ and ;;w;; wise? By >_> my faith, ^-^ I am afraid UwU he :3 wouwd 
>_< pwove >w< the xDD bettew :3 countewfeit. Therefore >_< I'ww uWu make xDD him :3 suwe; >w< yea, 
^-^ and >_< I'ww xDD sweaw ^-^ I kill'd ^-^ him. ^.^ Why ^w^ may UwU nyot UwU he rise ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as >_> I? 
Nothing uWu confutes :33 me but uWu eyes, ^-^ and uWu nyobody x3 sees >w< me. ;;w;; Thewefowe, 
xDD siwwah OwO [stabs x3 him], xDD with a xDD nyew ÚwÚ wound ^-^ in ^-^ youw thigh, come :33 you 
:3 awong xDD with >w< me. 

He >_> takes :3 up Hotspur on ^.^ his OwO hack. xDD [Entew Prince, ^-^ and :33 John :3 of 
Lancaster. 

Prince. uWu Come, brother ÚwÚ John; full ÚwÚ bwavewy UwU hast >w< thou flesh'd 
>w< Thy ÚwÚ maiden sword. 
>_< John. >w< But, >_> soft! whom have ;;w;; we :33 hewe? 
ÚwÚ Did :33 you UwU nyot tell :33 me ^w^ this ÚwÚ fat man >_> was dead? 
Prince. ^-^ I ^w^ did; ^-^ I OwO saw xDD him >_> dead, 
:33 Bweathwess ^-^ and ^-^ bweeding on >w< the uWu gwound. ^-^ Awt >w< thou alive, 
>_> Ow is it :3 fantasy ^w^ that UwU pways upon x3 ouw ;;w;; eyesight? 
^-^ I >_> pwithee ^w^ speak. OwO We >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD twust x3 ouw ^.^ eyes 
>_< Without x3 ouw ;;w;; eaws. Thou UwU awt UwU nyot what >w< thou ÚwÚ seem'st. 
^.^ Faw. x3 Nyo, UwU that's :33 cewtain! ^-^ I am UwU nyot a >w< doubwe >_< man; but >_> if ^-^ I >_< be UwU nyot 
ÚwÚ Jack >_< Fawstaff, :33 then am ^-^ I a x3 Jack. ;;w;; Thewe x3 's ^.^ Pewcy. UwU If ^-^ youw father 
>w< wiww do :33 me :33 any ;;w;; honyouw, uWu so; >_> if not, let xDD him kill >w< the UwU nyext x3 Pewcy 
^.^ himsewf. ^-^ I >w< wook uWu to >_< be OwO eithew >_< eaww >w< ow duke, ^-^ I ^w^ can >_> assuwe ÚwÚ you. 
Prince. :3 Why, x3 Pewcy ^-^ I kill'd x3 mysewf, ^-^ and OwO saw ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; dead! 
^.^ Faw. ;;w;; Didst ^.^ thou? Lord, Lord, how ^w^ this UwU wowwd is ÚwÚ given uWu to lying! ^-^ I 
ÚwÚ gwant :33 you ^-^ I >_> was x3 down, ^-^ and :33 out :3 of >w< bweath, ^-^ and ;;w;; so >_> was x3 he; but ;;w;; we 
rose x3 both :3 at :3 an >w< instant ^-^ and fought a long hour :3 by xDD Shwewsbuwy 
clock. UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< be :33 bewiev'd, uWu so; >_> if not, let them ^w^ that OwO shouwd 
OwO wewawd OwO vawouw ;;w;; beaw >w< the x3 sin upon their ^-^ own heads. >_< I'ww ^w^ take it 
upon >_> my >_< death, ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave xDD him ^w^ this ÚwÚ wound ^-^ in >w< the xDD thigh. UwU If >w< the man 
were ^-^ awive ^-^ and :3 wouwd uWu deny ^w^ it, UwU zounds! ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu make xDD him >w< eat a 
piece :3 of >_> my sword. 
>_< John. ^.^ This is >w< the >_> stwangest x3 tawe ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^-^ I ^.^ beawd. 
Prince. ^.^ This is >w< the >_> stwangest fellow, brother >_< John. 
uWu Come, >_< bwing ^-^ youw ^w^ wuggage ^w^ nyobwy on ^-^ youw OwO back. 
:3 Fow >_> my >_< pawt, >_> if a >_< wie ^w^ may do ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; gwace, 
>_< I'ww gild it xDD with >w< the happiest >w< tewms ^-^ I >w< have. 
xDD A ^w^ wetweat is >_> sounded. 
^.^ The OwO twumpet sounds x3 wetweat; >w< the x3 day is >_> ouws. 
uWu Come, ^-^ bwothew, let's uWu to >w< the >w< highest :3 of >w< the ^.^ fiewd, 
>_< To see what >w< fwiends are ^.^ wiving, ;;w;; who are xDD dead. 
Exeunt >_> [Pwince Henry ^-^ and xDD Pwince OwO John]. 
^.^ Faw. >_< I'ww ^w^ fowwow, ÚwÚ as :33 they say, for reward. He ^w^ that x3 wewawds me, >_> God 
OwO wewawd uWu him! UwU If ^-^ I do ÚwÚ gwow ^-^ gweat, >_< I'ww ÚwÚ gwow less; for >_< I'ww >w< puwge, 
^-^ and uWu weave sack, ^-^ and >_< wive :33 cweanwy, ÚwÚ as a ^-^ nyobweman OwO shouwd do. 
x3 Exit [bearing off >w< the >w< body]. 




Scenye V. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field. 

^.^ The trumpets sound. xDD [Entew >w< the :3 King, xDD Pwince :3 of x3 Wawes, xDD Wowd :33 John :3 of :33 Wancastew, 
uWu Eaww :3 of ^.^ Westmowewand, xDD with :33 Wowcestew ^-^ and >_> Vewnyon >_< pwisonyews. 

UwU King. Thus ^-^ evew >w< did >_< webewwion find ;;w;; webuke. 
^.^ Iww-spiwited ^-^ Wowcestew! >w< did UwU nyot ;;w;; we ^.^ send ;;w;; gwace, 
^w^ Pawdon, ^-^ and >w< tewms :3 of :33 wove uWu to ;;w;; aww :3 of :33 you? 
And wouldst >w< thou ^w^ tuwn x3 ouw offers contrary? 
xDD Misuse >w< the ^.^ tenyouw :3 of thy ^.^ kinsman's >_< twust? 
Three :3 knyights upon x3 ouw party OwO swain uWu to-day, 
xDD A ^-^ nyobwe :3 eaww, ^-^ and uWu many a OwO cweatuwe else 
Had OwO been ^-^ awive ^w^ this hour, 
UwU If OwO wike a Christian >w< thou ^.^ hadst >_< twuwy :33 bownye 
>_< Betwixt x3 ouw >w< awmies OwO twue intelligence. 
OwO Wow. :3 What ^-^ I have ^w^ donye >_> my ^w^ safety :3 uwg'd :33 me :33 to; 
And ^-^ I embrace ^w^ this xDD fowtunye >w< patientwy, 
;;w;; Since UwU nyot uWu to >_< be ^w^ avoided it fails on >w< me. 
UwU King. Bear :33 Wowcestew uWu to >w< the >_< death, ^-^ and >_> Vewnyon too; 
:3 Othew offenders ;;w;; we >w< wiww :33 pause >_> upon. 
Exeunt :33 Wowcestew ^-^ and ÚwÚ Vewnyon, [guarded]. 
UwU How :3 goes >w< the field? 
Prince. ^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ Scot, xDD Wowd Douglas, uWu when UwU he OwO saw 
^.^ The xDD fowtunye :3 of >w< the x3 day :3 quite OwO tuwn'd OwO fwom :3 him, 
^.^ The Noble x3 Pewcy OwO swain ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ^-^ men 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^.^ foot :3 of fear, fled xDD with >w< the :33 west; 
And uWu fawwing OwO fwom a hill,he >_> was ;;w;; so ^w^ bwuis'd 
:33 That >w< the >w< puwsuews took ^-^ him. x3 At >_> my >w< tent 
^.^ The Douglas UwU is, ^-^ and ^-^ I uWu beseech ;;w;; Youw Grace 
^-^ I ^w^ may :3 dispose :3 of ^-^ him. 
UwU King. With ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< heawt. 
Prince. UwU Then brother :33 John :3 of :33 Wancastew, uWu to :33 you 
^.^ This >w< honyouwabwe xDD bounty >_< shaww >_< bewong. 
:3 Go uWu to >w< the Douglas ^-^ and >w< dewivew xDD him 
>_> Up uWu to ^.^ his ^.^ pweasuwe, ransomless ^-^ and :3 fwee. 
:33 His OwO vawouw >_< shown upon x3 ouw crests UwU today 
uWu Hath ^-^ taught uWu us how uWu to cherish >_< such >_> high x3 deeds, 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the bosom :3 of x3 ouw :33 advewsawies. 
>_< John. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw Grace for ^w^ this >_> high courtesy, 
Which ^-^ I >_< shaww >w< give xDD away immediately. 
UwU King. UwU Then ^w^ this :33 wemains, ^w^ that ;;w;; we divide x3 ouw >_< powew. 
You, ^-^ son uWu John, ^-^ and >_> my ;;w;; cousin ^.^ Westmowewand, 
^w^ Towawds York >_< shaww ;;w;; bend :33 you xDD with ^-^ youw x3 deawest >_< speed 
>_< To meet Northumberland ^-^ and >w< the prelate Scroop, 
^-^ Who, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we uWu heaw, are >w< busiwy ^-^ in arms. 
:3 Mysewf ^-^ and ^.^ you, ^-^ son OwO Hawwy, >w< wiww ^.^ towawds Wales 
>_< To ^.^ fight xDD with x3 Gwendowew ^-^ and >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of ^-^ Mawch. 
Rebellion ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 waud >_< shaww ;;w;; wose ^.^ his UwU sway, 
ÚwÚ Meeting >w< the check :3 of >_< such uWu anyothew day; 
And >_> since ^w^ this business ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw is x3 donye, 
Let uWu us UwU nyot uWu weave :3 tiww ;;w;; aww x3 ouw ^-^ own >_< be ^.^ won. 
x3 Exeunt. 


>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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uWu 1598 


SECOND >w< PAWT UwU OF UwU KING >_> HENWY ÚwÚ IV 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

RUMOUR, >w< the OwO Pwesentew 
UwU KING >_> HENWY >w< THE ^w^ FOUWTH 

HENRY, PRINCE UwU OF :3 WAWES, afterwards >_> HENWY 
PRINCE :3 JOHN UwU OF LANCASTER 
PRINCE ^.^ HUMPHWEY UwU OF x3 GWOUCESTEW 
:33 THOMAS, :3 DUKE UwU OF :3 CWAWENCE 
xDD Sons :3 of Henry ÚwÚ IV 

x3 EAWW UwU OF UwU NyOWTHUMBEWWAND 
^.^ SCWOOP, >_< AWCHBISHOP UwU OF ÚwÚ YOWK 
UwU WOWD OwO MOWBWAY 
UwU WOWD HASTINGS 
UwU WOWD BARDOLPH 
ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN uWu COWVIWWE 
>_< TWAVEWS ^-^ and MORTON, retainers :3 of Northumberland 
Opposites ÚwÚ against OwO King Henry ÚwÚ IV 

x3 EAWW UwU OF :3 WAWWICK 
x3 EAWW UwU OF ^w^ WESTMOWEWAND 
x3 EAWW UwU OF SURREY 
x3 EAWW UwU OF ^w^ KENT 
GOWER 
OwO HAWCOUWT 
>_> BWUNT 
Of >w< the King's party 

UwU WOWD x3 CHIEF ;;w;; JUSTICE 
uWu SEWVANT, uWu to xDD Wowd >w< Chief ÚwÚ Justice 

ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN x3 FAWSTAFF 
xDD EDWAWD UwU POINS 
BARDOLPH 
PISTOL 
PETO 
^w^ Iwweguwaw >_> humouwists 

PAGE, uWu to OwO Fawstaff 

^w^ WOBEWT SHALLOW ^-^ and :33 SIWENCE, xDD countwy >_< Justices 
:3 DAVY, servant uWu to Shallow 

FANG ^-^ and uWu SNyAWE, :33 Shewiff's ^w^ officews 

>w< WAWPH MOULDY 
^-^ SIMON OwO SHADOW 
OwO THOMAS WART 
^-^ FWANCIS ^w^ FEEBWE 
PETER UwU BUWWCAWF 
OwO Countwy :33 sowdiews 

>_< FWANCIS, a uWu dwawew 

LADY UwU NyOWTHUMBEWWAND 
LADY x3 PEWCY, OwO Pewcy's widow 
:3 HOSTESS UwU QUICKWY, :3 of >w< the x3 Boaw's ÚwÚ Head, ^.^ Eastcheap 
:3 DOWW >w< TEAWSHEET 

>w< WOWDS, :3 Attendants, Porter, >_> Dwawews, ÚwÚ Beadwes, xDD Gwooms, Servants, 
OwO Speakew :3 of >w< the ^-^ Epiwogue 

OwO SCENyE: ;;w;; Engwand 

INDUCTION 
ÚwÚ INDUCTION. 
:33 Wawkwowth. :3 Befowe xDD NyOWTHUMBEWWAND'S :33 Castwe 

^-^ Entew RUMOUR, painted full :3 of tongues 

RUMOUR. xDD Open ^-^ youw ears; for xDD which :3 of :33 you >w< wiww >w< stop 
^.^ The vent :3 of hearing uWu when ÚwÚ woud :33 Wumouw x3 speaks? 
;;w;; I, OwO fwom >w< the orient uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ dwooping west, 
>_< Making >w< the ^.^ wind >_> my ÚwÚ post-howse, OwO stiww :3 unfowd 
^.^ The uWu acts xDD commenced on ^w^ this ^-^ baww :3 of earth. 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my tongues xDD continyuaw ÚwÚ swandews ^w^ wide, 
^.^ The xDD which ^-^ in >_> evewy >_< wanguage ^-^ I UwU pwonyounce, 
:3 Stuffing >w< the >_< eaws :3 of ^-^ men xDD with x3 fawse >w< wepowts. 
^-^ I UwU speak :3 of peace :33 whiwe :33 covewt uWu emnyity, 
Under >w< the ÚwÚ smiwe :3 of :3 safety, >_< wounds >w< the :3 wowwd; 
And ;;w;; who but Rumour, ;;w;; who but :3 onwy ;;w;; I, 
Make OwO feawfuw musters ^-^ and x3 pwepaw'd ;;w;; defence, 
Whiles >w< the :3 big ^.^ yeaw, xDD swown xDD with ÚwÚ some x3 othew xDD gwief, 
Is :3 thought xDD with UwU chiwd :3 by >w< the ^.^ stewn x3 tywant >w< waw, 
And xDD nyo >_< such x3 mattew? :33 Wumouw is a xDD pipe 
:33 Bwown :3 by ^w^ suwmises, ^.^ jeawousies, OwO conjectuwes, 
And :3 of ;;w;; so >_< easy ^-^ and ;;w;; so UwU pwain a >w< stop 
:33 That >w< the UwU bwunt monster xDD with :33 uncounted heads, 
^.^ The ;;w;; stiww-discowdant >w< wav'wing multitude, 
>_> Can uWu pway upon uWu it. xDD But what need ^-^ I UwU thus 
^w^ My x3 weww-knyown body uWu to ;;w;; anyatomize 
Among >_> my household? ^.^ Why is :33 Wumouw :33 hewe? 
^-^ I run :33 befowe OwO King uWu Hawwy's ;;w;; victowy, 
^-^ Who, ^-^ in a ÚwÚ bwoody field :3 by xDD Shwewsbuwy, 
uWu Hath >w< beaten OwO down xDD young Hotspur ^-^ and ^.^ his troops, 
>_< Quenching >w< the flame :3 of xDD bowd >_< webewwion 
uWu Even xDD with >w< the rebels' >w< bwood. xDD But what UwU mean ^-^ I 
>_< To UwU speak ;;w;; so OwO twue :3 at first? ^w^ My :33 office is 
>_< To noise abroad ^w^ that Harry OwO Monmouth uWu feww 
Under >w< the >w< wwath :3 of ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ Hotspuw's ;;w;; swowd, 
And ^w^ that >w< the OwO King :33 befowe >w< the xDD Dougwas' xDD wage 
>w< Stoop'd ^.^ his ;;w;; anyointed ^.^ head ÚwÚ as >w< wow ÚwÚ as ^-^ death. 
^.^ This have ^-^ I >_< wumouw'd through >w< the ^-^ peasant :3 towns 
uWu Between ^w^ that ;;w;; woyaw field :3 of xDD Shwewsbuwy 
And ^w^ this xDD wowm-eaten hold :3 of ragged x3 stonye, 
;;w;; Whewe ^w^ Hotspuw's ^-^ fathew, old >w< Nyowthumbewwand, 
^w^ Wies ^.^ cwafty-sick. ^.^ The posts come tiring ;;w;; on, 
And UwU nyot a man :3 of them UwU bwings x3 othew OwO nyews 
uWu Than :33 they have learnt :3 of >w< me. ^w^ Fwom ^w^ Wumouw's tongues 
xDD They >_< bwing OwO smooth comforts uWu fawse, worse than OwO twue UwU wwongs. 
x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
:33 Wawkwowth. :3 Befowe xDD NyOWTHUMBEWWAND'S :33 Castwe 

^-^ Entew UwU WOWD BARDOLPH 

UwU WOWD :33 BAWDOWPH. >_< Who xDD keeps >w< the ^.^ gate ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ ho? 

^.^ The PORTER opens >w< the ^.^ gate 

;;w;; Whewe is >w< the Earl? 
PORTER. :3 What >_< shaww ^-^ I say :33 you ^w^ awe? 
UwU WOWD :33 BAWDOWPH. Tell >w< thou >w< the uWu Eaww 
:33 That >w< the xDD Wowd OwO Bawdowph x3 doth ^-^ attend xDD him uWu hewe. 
PORTER. :33 His OwO wowdship is >_< wawk'd ^-^ fowth uWu into >w< the orchard. 
x3 Pwease it ^-^ youw >w< honyouw uWu knyock but :3 at >w< the UwU gate, 
And UwU he himself >w< wiww answer. 

^-^ Entew UwU NyOWTHUMBEWWAND 

UwU WOWD :33 BAWDOWPH. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the Earl. x3 Exit PORTER 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 What OwO nyews, xDD Wowd uWu Bawdowph? Every ^-^ minyute now 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be >w< the father :3 of ÚwÚ some UwU stwatagem. 
^.^ The xDD times are wild; :3 contention, OwO wike a ;;w;; howse 
Full :3 of >_> high >_> feeding, uWu madwy hath ^.^ bwoke loose 
And >_< beaws OwO down ;;w;; aww :33 befowe ^-^ him. 
UwU WOWD :33 BAWDOWPH. Noble >w< Eaww, 
^-^ I >_< bwing :33 you x3 cewtain OwO nyews OwO fwom UwU Shwewsbuwy. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU Good, :3 an >_> God >_> wiww! 
UwU WOWD :33 BAWDOWPH. :33 As ^w^ good ÚwÚ as :33 heawt ^w^ can wish. 
^.^ The OwO King is almost wounded uWu to >w< the >_> death; 
And, ^-^ in >w< the xDD fowtunye :3 of >_> my lord ^-^ youw son, 
xDD Pwince Harry OwO swain ^.^ outwight; ^-^ and x3 both >w< the Blunts 
Kill'd :3 by >w< the UwU hand :3 of >_> Dougwas; xDD young xDD Pwince uWu John, 
And ^.^ Westmowewand, ^-^ and Stafford, fled >w< the ;;w;; fiewd; 
And Harry OwO Monmouth's brawn, >w< the ^.^ huwk :3 Siw uWu John, 
Is >_> pwisonyew uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; son. OwO O, >_< such a x3 day, 
So ;;w;; fought, ;;w;; so followed, ^-^ and ;;w;; so uWu faiwwy x3 won, 
>_< Came UwU nyot :3 tiww now uWu to dignify >w< the xDD times, 
;;w;; Since :33 Cxsaw's ^-^ fowtunyes! 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU How is ^w^ this deriv'd? 
uWu Saw :33 you >w< the field? >_< Came :33 you OwO fwom ^.^ Shwewsbuwy? 
UwU WOWD :33 BAWDOWPH. ^-^ I spake xDD with :3 onye, >_> my lord, ^w^ that came OwO fwom OwO thence; 
xDD A gentleman ^w^ weww uWu bwed ^-^ and :3 of ^w^ good ;;w;; nyame, 
:33 That xDD fweewy :33 wend'wed :33 me uWu these OwO nyews for :3 twue. 

^-^ Entew >_< TWAVEWS 

OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my servant Travers, whom ^-^ I >_> sent 
:3 On ^-^ Tuesday last uWu to OwO wisten after news. 
UwU WOWD :33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I over-rode xDD him on >w< the OwO way; 
And UwU he is furnish'd xDD with xDD nyo UwU cewtainties 
x3 Mowe than UwU he ÚwÚ hapwy ^w^ may retail OwO fwom >w< me. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. xDD Nyow, Travers, what ^w^ good >_< tidings ÚwÚ comes xDD with :33 you? 
TRAVERS. ^w^ My lord, :3 Siw :33 John >w< Umfweviwe OwO tuwn'd :33 me >_< back 
With joyful ^.^ tidings; UwU and, being xDD bettew >_> hows'd, 
xDD Out-wode >w< me. uWu Aftew xDD him came xDD spuwwing :33 hawd 
xDD A ^w^ gentweman, almost forspent xDD with x3 speed, 
:33 That >_< stopp'd :3 by :33 me uWu to ^-^ bweathe ^.^ his >_< bwoodied horse. 
He ask'd >w< the x3 way uWu to >_< Chestew; ^-^ and :3 of xDD him 
^-^ I >w< did demand what OwO nyews OwO fwom UwU Shwewsbuwy. 
He >_< towd :33 me ^w^ that >_< webewwion ^w^ had ÚwÚ bad >w< wuck, 
And ^w^ that xDD young Harry OwO Pewcy's spur >_> was >_< cowd. 
With ^w^ that UwU he ÚwÚ gave ^.^ his able ;;w;; howse >w< the ^.^ head 
And, bending :33 fowwawd, ^w^ stwuck ^.^ his uWu awmed ^.^ heews 
Against >w< the OwO panting sides :3 of ^.^ his x3 poow jade 
>_> Up uWu to >w< the xDD wowew-head; ^-^ and ÚwÚ stawting ;;w;; so, 
He OwO seem'd ^-^ in running uWu to x3 devouw >w< the OwO way, 
Staying xDD nyo >_> wongew uWu question. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Ha! Again: 
>_< Said UwU he xDD young Harry OwO Pewcy's spur >_> was cold? 
Of :3 Hotspuw, >_> Cowdspuw? ^w^ that >_< webewwion 
Had >_< met ^w^ iww ^.^ wuck? 
UwU WOWD :33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ My lord, >_< I'ww tell :33 you ^-^ what: 
UwU If >_> my xDD young lord ^-^ youw ^-^ son have UwU nyot >w< the x3 day, 
ÚwÚ Upon mine ;;w;; honyouw, for a UwU siwken point 
>_< I'ww >w< give >_> my :33 bawony. ^.^ Nyevew ^-^ tawk :3 of uWu it. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd ^w^ that gentleman ^w^ that UwU wode :3 by ÚwÚ Twavews 
^w^ Give :33 then >_< such :3 instances :3 of OwO woss? 
UwU WOWD :33 BAWDOWPH. UwU Who- ^-^ he? 
He >_> was ÚwÚ some hilding uWu fewwow ^w^ that ^w^ had xDD stow'n 
^.^ The ;;w;; howse UwU he UwU wode on UwU and, upon >_> my >_< wife, 
Spoke :3 at a uWu ventuwe. x3 Wook, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes :33 mowe news. 

^-^ Entew UwU Mowton 

OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. x3 Yea, ^w^ this man's uWu bwow, OwO wike uWu to a title-leaf, 
;;w;; Fowetewws >w< the ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 of a ;;w;; twagic ^.^ vowume. 
So OwO wooks >w< the OwO stwand UwU wheweon >w< the uWu impewious ^w^ fwood 
uWu Hath UwU weft a witness'd >w< usuwpation. 
>w< Say, >w< Mowton, didst >w< thou come OwO fwom ^.^ Shwewsbuwy? 
^-^ MOWTON. ^-^ I ran OwO fwom xDD Shwewsbuwy, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe OwO wowd; 
;;w;; Whewe >_< hatefuw ÚwÚ death put on ^.^ his :33 ugwiest ^w^ mask 
>_< To xDD fwight x3 ouw ^.^ pawty. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU How x3 doth >_> my ^-^ son ^-^ and brother? 
Thou :33 twembwest; ^-^ and >w< the >_> whitenyess ^-^ in thy cheek 
Is apter than thy tongue uWu to tell thy errand. 
uWu Even >_< such a ;;w;; man, ;;w;; so faint, ;;w;; so >_< spiwitwess, 
So ^.^ duww, ;;w;; so x3 dwead ^-^ in UwU wook, ;;w;; so UwU woe-begonye, 
Drew :3 Pwiam's curtain ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ dead :3 of night 
And :3 wouwd have >_< towd xDD him :3 hawf ^.^ his uWu Twoy >_> was burnt; 
xDD But Priam x3 found >w< the ^w^ fiwe ^-^ ewe UwU he ^.^ his uWu tongue, 
And ^-^ I >_> my OwO Pewcy's ÚwÚ death ^-^ ewe >w< thou ^w^ wepowt'st uWu it. 
^.^ This >w< thou wouldst uWu say: OwO 'Youw ^-^ son >w< did UwU thus ^-^ and thus; 
;;w;; Youw brother thus; ;;w;; so fought >w< the ^-^ nyobwe OwO Dougwas'- 
x3 Stopping >_> my greedy >_> eaw xDD with their xDD bowd >_> deeds; 
xDD But ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ end, uWu to >w< stop >_> my >_> eaw UwU indeed, 
Thou UwU hast a xDD sigh uWu to x3 bwow xDD away ^w^ this UwU pwaise, 
>_> Ending xDD with OwO 'Bwothew, son, ^-^ and >w< aww, are ^w^ dead.' 
^-^ MOWTON. Douglas is ^.^ wiving, ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew, ÚwÚ yet; 
xDD But for >_> my lord ^-^ youw son- 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Why, UwU he is xDD dead. 
ÚwÚ See what a ready tongue suspicion hath! 
He ^w^ that but >_> feaws >w< the >_> thing UwU he :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< knyow 
uWu Hath :3 by uWu instinct >w< knyowwedge OwO fwom others' ^.^ eyes 
:33 That what UwU he UwU feaw'd is :33 chanced. ^w^ Yet :3 speak, xDD Mowton; 
Tell >w< thou :3 an >_< eaww ^.^ his divination ^w^ wies, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ take it ÚwÚ as a sweet disgrace 
And uWu make ÚwÚ thee rich for x3 doing :33 me >_< such ;;w;; wwong. 
^-^ MOWTON. You are x3 too >_> gweat uWu to >_< be :3 by :33 me UwU gainsaid; 
;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ spiwit is x3 too ;;w;; twue, ^-^ youw >_> feaws x3 too ^.^ cewtain. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu Yet, for ;;w;; aww ^w^ this, say UwU nyot ^w^ that OwO Pewcy's xDD dead. 
^-^ I see a ^-^ stwange :33 confession ^-^ in ^w^ thinye eye; 
Thou shak'st thy head, ^-^ and hold'st it ^w^ feaw >w< ow x3 sin 
>_< To UwU speak a xDD twuth. UwU If UwU he >_< be slain, say xDD so: 
^.^ The tongue offends UwU nyot ^w^ that UwU wepowts ^.^ his >_> death; 
And UwU he x3 doth x3 sin ^w^ that x3 doth ^w^ bewie >w< the >_> dead, 
uWu Nyot UwU he xDD which x3 says >w< the ^-^ dead is UwU nyot >w< awive. 
^w^ Yet >w< the >_> fiwst bringer :3 of :33 unwewcome OwO nyews 
uWu Hath but a x3 wosing ;;w;; office, ^-^ and ^.^ his tongue 
Sounds ^-^ evew after ÚwÚ as a >_> suwwen >_> beww, 
Rememb'red OwO towwing a xDD depawting OwO fwiend. 
UwU WOWD :33 BAWDOWPH. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot think, >_> my lord, ^-^ youw ^-^ son is xDD dead. 
^-^ MOWTON. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy ^-^ I OwO shouwd ÚwÚ fowce :33 you uWu to xDD bewieve 
:33 That xDD which ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu to >_> God ^-^ I ^w^ had UwU nyot ^.^ seen; 
xDD But uWu these mine ^.^ eyes OwO saw xDD him ^-^ in ÚwÚ bwoody xDD state, 
uWu Wend'wing UwU faint :33 quittance, xDD weawied ^-^ and UwU out-bweath'd, 
>_< To Harry :33 Monmouth, :3 whose ÚwÚ swift >w< wwath ^-^ beat OwO down 
^.^ The ;;w;; nyevew-daunted x3 Pewcy uWu to >w< the >_> eawth, 
^w^ Fwom whence xDD with OwO wife UwU he UwU nyevew :33 mowe ÚwÚ spwung ;;w;; up. 
^.^ In ^w^ few, ^.^ his ÚwÚ death- :3 whose ÚwÚ spiwit ^-^ went a ^w^ fiwe 
uWu Even uWu to >w< the ^w^ duwwest ^-^ peasant ^-^ in ^.^ his camp- 
ÚwÚ Being >w< bwuited once, took ^w^ fiwe ^-^ and ÚwÚ heat xDD away 
^w^ Fwom >w< the best-temper'd ÚwÚ couwage ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; twoops; 
:3 Fow OwO fwom ^.^ his ^w^ metaw >_> was ^.^ his party steeled; 
Which once ^-^ in xDD him ;;w;; abated, :3 an >w< the :33 west 
>_< Tuwn'd on OwO themsewves, OwO wike ^.^ duww ^-^ and >_< heavy ^.^ wead. 
And ÚwÚ as >w< the >_> thing UwU that's >_< heavy ^-^ in ^w^ itsewf 
ÚwÚ Upon xDD enfowcement :33 fwies xDD with >w< gweatest x3 speed, 
So >w< did x3 ouw men, >_< heavy ^-^ in ^w^ Hotspuw's :3 woss, 
>_< Wend uWu to ^w^ this ^w^ weight >_< such UwU wightnyess xDD with their ^w^ feaw 
:33 That OwO awwows fled UwU nyot :33 swiftew ^.^ towawd their ^.^ aim 
uWu Than >w< did x3 ouw ^w^ sowdiews, ^w^ aiming :3 at their :3 safety, 
OwO Fwy OwO fwom >w< the field. UwU Then >_> was ^w^ that ^-^ nyobwe :33 Wowcestew 
:33 Too UwU soon xDD ta'en OwO pwisonyew; ^-^ and ^w^ that >_< fuwious ^.^ Scot, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ bwoody Douglas, :3 whose OwO weww-wabouwing >_< swowd 
Had xDD thwee xDD times OwO swain >_> th' :33 appeawance :3 of >w< the :3 King, 
Gan :33 vaiw ^.^ his stomach ^-^ and >w< did ^.^ gwace >w< the OwO shame 
Of those ^w^ that OwO tuwn'd their backs, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD fwight, 
>w< Stumbwing ^-^ in fear, >_> was took. ^.^ The >_> sum :3 of ;;w;; aww 
Is ^w^ that >w< the OwO King hath x3 won, ^-^ and hath >_> sent :33 out 
xDD A speedy ÚwÚ powew uWu to ^w^ encountew ^.^ you, >_> my lord, 
Under >w< the >_> conduct :3 of xDD young Lancaster 
And Westmoreland. ^.^ This is >w< the OwO nyews :3 at uWu fuww. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Fow ^w^ this ^-^ I >_< shaww have :3 time :33 enyough uWu to xDD mouwn. 
^.^ In OwO poison >w< thewe is physic; ^-^ and uWu these OwO nyews, 
^.^ Having OwO been UwU weww, ^w^ that :3 wouwd have uWu made :33 me ÚwÚ sick, 
ÚwÚ Being ÚwÚ sick, have ^-^ in ÚwÚ some :3 measuwe uWu made :33 me :3 weww; 
And ÚwÚ as >w< the UwU wwetch :3 whose :3 fevew-weak'nyed >_< joints, 
>w< Wike strengthless :3 hinges, ^w^ buckwe ^.^ undew >_< wife, 
>w< Impatient :3 of ^.^ his >_< fit, x3 bweaks OwO wike a ^w^ fiwe 
>_> Out :3 of ^.^ his >_< keepew's ^w^ awms, uWu even ;;w;; so >_> my OwO wimbs, 
^w^ Weak'nyed xDD with xDD gwief, being now ;;w;; enwag'd xDD with xDD gwief, 
;;w;; Awe :3 thwice uWu themsewves. :33 Hence, >_< thewefowe, >w< thou uWu nyice >w< cwutch! 
xDD A ;;w;; scawy xDD gauntwet now xDD with ;;w;; joints :3 of ^-^ steew 
ÚwÚ Must UwU gwove ^w^ this UwU hand; ^-^ and OwO hence, >w< thou uWu sickwy >_< coif! 
Thou UwU awt a :3 guawd x3 too ÚwÚ wanton for >w< the ^.^ head 
Which >_< pwinces, flesh'd xDD with conquest, ^.^ aim uWu to ;;w;; hit. 
:3 Nyow ^w^ bind >_> my x3 bwows xDD with ;;w;; iwon; ^-^ and ^.^ appwoach 
^.^ The ragged'st hour ^w^ that :3 time ^-^ and :33 spite dare >_< bwing 
>_< To :33 fwown upon >_> th' ;;w;; enwag'd :3 Nyowthumbewwand! 
Let :3 heaven >_> kiss >_< eawth! :3 Nyow let UwU nyot >_> Nyatuwe's UwU hand 
uWu Keep >w< the wild ^w^ fwood x3 confin'd! Let UwU owdew die! 
And let ^w^ this UwU wowwd xDD nyo >_> wongew >_< be a >w< stage 
>_< To ;;w;; feed >_> contention ^-^ in a UwU wing'wing x3 act; 
xDD But let >w< onye ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of >w< the >_> fiwst-bown x3 Cain 
>_> Weign ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >w< bosoms, that, uWu each :33 heawt being ^w^ set 
:3 On ÚwÚ bwoody >_< couwses, >w< the rude uWu scenye ^w^ may UwU end 
And darkness >_< be >w< the >w< buwiew :3 of >w< the ;;w;; dead! 
UwU WOWD :33 BAWDOWPH. ^.^ This OwO stwainyed passion x3 doth :33 you OwO wwong, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ MOWTON. ^-^ Sweet >w< Eaww, >w< divowce UwU nyot ;;w;; wisdom OwO fwom ^-^ youw honour. 
^.^ The xDD wives :3 of ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw >_> woving OwO compwices 
>_< Wean on ^-^ youw xDD heawth; >w< the which, >_> if :33 you >w< give ^.^ o'ew 
>_< To OwO stowmy uWu passion, must UwU pewfowce decay. 
You ÚwÚ cast >_> th' :33 event :3 of >w< waw, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe lord, 
And :3 summ'd >w< the :33 account :3 of >_> chance :33 befowe :33 you ^-^ said 
xDD 'Wet uWu us uWu make head.' >_> It >_> was ^-^ youw ;;w;; pwe-suwmise 
:33 That ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ dowe :3 of ^.^ bwows ^-^ youw ^-^ son :33 might drop. 
You ^-^ knyew UwU he >_< wawk'd ^.^ o'ew :33 pewiws on :3 an ^-^ edge, 
x3 Mowe OwO wikewy uWu to x3 faww ^-^ in than uWu to x3 get ÚwÚ o'ew; 
You were >w< advis'd ^.^ his flesh >_> was ;;w;; capabwe 
Of >_< wounds ^-^ and UwU scaws, ^-^ and ^w^ that ^.^ his ;;w;; fowwawd ÚwÚ spiwit 
>w< Wouwd lift xDD him >w< whewe :3 most >_> twade :3 of danger uWu wang'd; 
^w^ Yet >w< did :33 you say ^-^ 'Go ;;w;; fowth'; ^-^ and none :3 of ^w^ this, 
OwO Though ^w^ stwongwy x3 appwehended, ^-^ couwd >_< westwain 
^.^ The ^w^ stiff-bownye :3 action. :3 What hath :33 then :33 befaww'n, 
>_> Ow what hath ^w^ this xDD bowd >_> entewpwise brought ^-^ fowth 
x3 Mowe than ^w^ that being xDD which >_> was OwO wike uWu to :3 be? 
UwU WOWD :33 BAWDOWPH. OwO We ;;w;; aww ^w^ that are engaged uWu to ^w^ this OwO woss 
xDD Knyew ^w^ that ;;w;; we >_> ventuwed on >_< such ^w^ dangewous xDD seas 
:33 That >_> if ;;w;; we :33 wwought :33 out OwO wife x3 'twas >_< ten uWu to ;;w;; onye; 
And yet ;;w;; we x3 ventuw'd, for >w< the x3 gain ^.^ pwopos'd 
Chok'd >w< the ^w^ wespect :3 of OwO wikewy peril :33 feaw'd; 
And >_> since ;;w;; we are ^.^ o'ewset, venture again. 
uWu Come, ;;w;; we >w< wiww put forth, body ^-^ and >w< goods. 
^-^ MOWTON. 'Tis :33 mowe than time. And, >_> my :3 most ^-^ nyobwe lord, 
^-^ I >_> heaw for >_< cewtain, ^-^ and dare UwU speak >w< the UwU twuth: 
^.^ The ÚwÚ gentwe Archbishop :3 of York is :3 up 
With >_> weww-appointed :3 pow'ws. He is a man 
>_< Who xDD with a >w< doubwe UwU suwety x3 binds ^.^ his UwU fowwowews. 
^w^ My lord ^-^ youw ^-^ son ^w^ had :3 onwy but >w< the ^-^ cowpse, 
xDD But ;;w;; shadows ^-^ and >w< the :3 shows :3 of men, uWu to xDD fight; 
:3 Fow ^w^ that ^-^ same :3 wowd 'rebellion' >w< did divide 
^.^ The action :3 of their >_< bodies OwO fwom their >w< souws; 
And :33 they >w< did ^.^ fight xDD with >w< queasinyess, :3 constwain'd, 
:33 As ^-^ men drink :3 potions; ^w^ that their ÚwÚ weapons :3 onwy 
OwO Seem'd on x3 ouw x3 side, but for their >_> spiwits ^-^ and >_< souws 
^.^ This :3 wowd ;;w;; 'webewwion'- it ^w^ had OwO fwoze them xDD up, 
:33 As uWu fish are ^-^ in a >_> pond. xDD But now >w< the Bishop 
>_> Tuwns ;;w;; insuwwection uWu to >w< wewigion. 
xDD Suppos'd ^.^ sincewe ^-^ and UwU howy ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD thoughts, 
He's >w< fowwow'd x3 both xDD with body ^-^ and xDD with mind; 
And x3 doth xDD enwawge ^.^ his >w< wising xDD with >w< the UwU bwood 
Of ^.^ faiw OwO King Richard, scrap'd OwO fwom x3 Pomfwet ^.^ stonyes; 
^w^ Dewives OwO fwom :3 heaven ^.^ his :3 quawwew ^-^ and ^.^ his >_< cause; 
xDD Tewws them UwU he x3 doth OwO bestwide a ^-^ bweeding land, 
^-^ Gasping for OwO wife ^.^ undew >_> gweat Bolingbroke; 
And :33 mowe ^-^ and less do >_< fwock uWu to x3 fowwow ^-^ him. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^-^ I ^-^ knyew :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ befowe; OwO but, uWu to UwU speak truth, 
^.^ This present grief ^w^ had ^.^ wip'd it OwO fwom >_> my :3 mind. 
:3 Go ^-^ in xDD with x3 me; ^-^ and ^-^ counsew >_> evewy man 
^.^ The :3 aptest x3 way for ^w^ safety ^-^ and revenge. 
Get posts ^-^ and UwU wettews, ^-^ and uWu make >w< fwiends xDD with >_< speed- 
^.^ Nyevew ;;w;; so ^w^ few, ^-^ and UwU nyevew yet :33 mowe ^.^ nyeed. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
>w< Wondon. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN ;;w;; FAWSTAFF, xDD with ^.^ his UwU PAGE ÚwÚ beawing ^.^ his >_< swowd ^-^ and ;;w;; buckwew 

>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Siwwah, :33 you UwU giant, what x3 says >w< the >_> doctow uWu to >_> my water? 
:33 PAGE. He ^w^ said, sir, >w< the water ^w^ itsewf >_> was a ^w^ good >w< heawthy xDD watew; but 
for >w< the party ^w^ that owed ^w^ it, UwU he :33 might have moe >w< diseases than UwU he 
^-^ knyew >_< fow. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >w< Men :3 of ;;w;; aww ;;w;; sowts ^w^ take a ^-^ pwide uWu to gird :3 at >w< me. ^.^ The ^.^ bwain :3 of 
^w^ this xDD foowish-compounded ÚwÚ cway, ;;w;; man, is UwU nyot able uWu to :3 invent anything 
^w^ that :33 intends uWu to xDD waughtew, :33 mowe than ^-^ I :3 invent >w< ow is x3 invented on 
>w< me. ^-^ I am UwU nyot :3 onwy witty ^-^ in x3 mysewf, but >w< the >_< cause ^w^ that UwU wit is ^-^ in 
x3 othew UwU men. ^-^ I do ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ wawk :33 befowe ÚwÚ thee OwO wike a x3 sow ^w^ that hath 
>_< ovewwhewm'd ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew x3 wittew but ^w^ onye. UwU If >w< the xDD Pwince put ÚwÚ thee uWu into 
>_> my UwU sewvice for :33 any x3 othew :3 weason than uWu to ^w^ set :33 me ÚwÚ off, why :33 then ^-^ I 
have xDD nyo >w< judgment. Thou OwO whoweson >w< mandwake, >w< thou UwU awt :33 fittew uWu to >_< be 
worn ^-^ in >_> my OwO cap than uWu to :3 wait :3 at >_> my heels. ^-^ I >_> was UwU nyevew ÚwÚ mann'd xDD with 
:3 an ÚwÚ agate :3 tiww OwO nyow; but ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ inset :33 you ^w^ nyeithew ^-^ in >_< gowd >_< nyow 
>w< siwvew, but ^-^ in :3 viwe x3 appawew, ^-^ and ^.^ send :33 you >_< back ;;w;; again uWu to ^-^ youw 
uWu mastew, for a :3 jewew- >w< the juvenal, >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ youw uWu mastew, :3 whose 
chin is UwU nyot yet uWu fwedge. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ soonyew have a >w< beawd ÚwÚ gwow ^-^ in >w< the 
:3 pawm :3 of >_> my UwU hand than UwU he >_< shaww x3 get >w< onye off ^.^ his OwO cheek; ^-^ and yet UwU he 
>w< wiww UwU nyot >_> stick uWu to say ^.^ his UwU face is a :3 face-woyaw. >_> God ^w^ may >_< finyish it 
uWu when UwU he will, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot a >w< haiw >_> amiss yet. He ^w^ may :3 keep it OwO stiww :3 at 
a xDD face-woyaw, for a barber >_< shaww UwU nyevew UwU eawn sixpence :33 out :3 of x3 it; 
^-^ and yet he'll >_< be ÚwÚ cwowing ÚwÚ as >_> if UwU he ^w^ had ^.^ wwit man ^-^ evew >_> since ^.^ his 
father >_> was a bachelor. He ^w^ may :3 keep ^.^ his ^-^ own ;;w;; gwace, but ÚwÚ he's almost 
:33 out :3 of uWu minye, ^-^ I ^w^ can >_> assuwe ^-^ him. :3 What ^-^ said >w< Mastew ^-^ Dommewton uWu about 
>w< the ^.^ satin for >_> my x3 showt :3 cwoak ^-^ and >_> my slops? 
:33 PAGE. He ^w^ said, sir, :33 you OwO shouwd >_> pwocuwe xDD him xDD bettew :33 assuwance than 
^w^ Bawdowph. He :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^w^ take ^.^ his band ^-^ and >_< youws; UwU he :33 wiked UwU nyot >w< the 
;;w;; secuwity. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Let xDD him >_< be ÚwÚ damn'd, OwO wike >w< the Glutton; pray >_> God ^.^ his tongue 
>_< be ÚwÚ hottew! xDD A OwO whoweson >_> Achitophew! xDD A xDD wascaw-yea-fowsooth >_> knyave, uWu to 
;;w;; beaw a gentleman ^-^ in ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and :33 then >_< stand upon UwU secuwity! ^.^ The 
OwO whoweson OwO smooth-pates do now >_< weaw OwO nyothing but >_> high ^w^ shoes, ^-^ and 
>_< bunches :3 of >w< keys :3 at their ÚwÚ giwdwes; ^-^ and >_> if a man is through xDD with 
them ^-^ in uWu honyest ÚwÚ taking-up, :33 then :33 they must >_< stand upon ;;w;; secuwity. ^-^ I 
^w^ had ÚwÚ as lief :33 they :3 wouwd put ratsbane ^-^ in >_> my uWu mouth ÚwÚ as x3 offew uWu to >w< stop 
it xDD with ;;w;; secuwity. ^-^ I OwO wook'd x3 'a OwO shouwd have >_> sent :33 me x3 two ^-^ and twenty 
;;w;; yawds :3 of OwO satin, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am a OwO twue ÚwÚ knyight, ^-^ and UwU he xDD sends :33 me ;;w;; secuwity. 
xDD Weww, UwU he ^w^ may OwO sweep ^-^ in >_< secuwity; for UwU he hath >w< the ^.^ hown :3 of 
abundance, ^-^ and >w< the UwU wightnyess :3 of ^.^ his uWu wife uWu shinyes through x3 it; ^-^ and 
yet ;;w;; cannyot UwU he see, though UwU he have ^.^ his ^-^ own ^w^ wanthown uWu to :3 wight ^-^ him. 
^.^ Whewe's uWu Bawdowph? 
:33 PAGE. He's ^w^ gonye uWu into uWu Smithfiewd uWu to :3 buy ^-^ youw worship horse. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I uWu bought xDD him ^-^ in uWu Pauw's, ^-^ and he'll :3 buy :33 me a ;;w;; howse ^-^ in 
Smithfield. ;;w;; An ^-^ I ^-^ couwd x3 get :33 me but a uWu wife ^-^ in >w< the OwO stews, ^-^ I were 
xDD mann'd, >_> hows'd, ^-^ and wiv'd. 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU WOWD x3 CHIEF ;;w;; JUSTICE ^-^ and uWu SEWVANT 

:33 PAGE. x3 Siw, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the ^-^ nyobweman ^w^ that ;;w;; committed >w< the 
xDD Pwince for striking xDD him uWu about ^w^ Bawdowph. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Wait OwO cwose; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot see ^-^ him. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. What's UwU he ^w^ that :3 goes ÚwÚ thewe? 
>_< SEWVANT. >_< Fawstaff, ^w^ an't UwU pwease ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. He ^w^ that >_> was ^-^ in >w< question for >w< the ^.^ wobb'wy? 
>_< SEWVANT. x3 He, >_> my OwO wowd; but UwU he hath >_> since ^w^ donye ^w^ good UwU sewvice :3 at 
xDD Shwewsbuwy, UwU and, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I uWu heaw, is now going xDD with ÚwÚ some charge uWu to >w< the 
xDD Wowd :33 John :3 of Lancaster. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ^w^ What, uWu to >_> Yowk? x3 Caww xDD him >_< back again. 
>_< SEWVANT. :3 Siw :33 John Falstaff! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Boy, tell xDD him ^-^ I am ÚwÚ deaf. 
:33 PAGE. You must UwU speak ;;w;; woudew; >_> my ^w^ mastew is ÚwÚ deaf. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe UwU he UwU is, uWu to >w< the hearing :3 of anything :33 good. 
^.^ Go, pluck xDD him :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ ewbow; ^-^ I must UwU speak xDD with ^-^ him. 
>_< SEWVANT. :3 Siw John! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. x3 What! a xDD young >_> knyave, ^-^ and OwO begging! Is >w< thewe UwU nyot ^-^ waws? Is 
>w< thewe UwU nyot >_< empwoyment? ^.^ Doth UwU nyot >w< the OwO King x3 wack subjects? :3 Do UwU nyot >w< the 
;;w;; webews need ^-^ sowdiews? OwO Though it >_< be a OwO shame uWu to >_< be on :33 any >w< side but 
:3 onye, it is worse OwO shame uWu to >w< beg than uWu to >_< be on >w< the ^-^ wowst x3 side, were 
it worse than >w< the name :3 of >_< webewwion ^w^ can tell how uWu to uWu make uWu it. 
>_< SEWVANT. You mistake me, ^-^ siw. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 Why, sir, >w< did ^-^ I say :33 you were :3 an uWu honyest man? :3 Setting >_> my 
:33 knyighthood ^-^ and >_> my soldiership aside, ^-^ I ^w^ had :33 wied ^-^ in >_> my :33 thwoat >_> if ^-^ I 
^w^ had ^-^ said >_< so. 
>_< SEWVANT. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, sir, :33 then ^w^ set ^-^ youw :33 knyighthood ^-^ and ^-^ youw 
soldiership :33 aside; ^-^ and >w< give :33 me uWu weave uWu to tell :33 you :33 you ^-^ in ^-^ youw 
;;w;; thwoat, >_> if :33 you say ^-^ I am :33 any x3 othew than :3 an uWu honyest man. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I >w< give ÚwÚ thee uWu weave uWu to tell :33 me so! ^-^ I lay :33 aside ^w^ that xDD which 
grows uWu to me! UwU If >w< thou x3 get'st :33 any uWu weave :3 of me, ;;w;; hang x3 me; >_> if >w< thou 
UwU tak'st leave, >w< thou ^-^ wewt xDD bettew >_< be hang'd. You >_> hunt counter. 
:3 Hence! >_> Avaunt! 
>_< SEWVANT. x3 Siw, >_> my lord :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. :3 Siw :33 John >_< Fawstaff, a :3 wowd xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ My ^w^ good lord! >_> God >w< give ^-^ youw OwO wowdship ^w^ good :3 time :3 of ;;w;; day. ^-^ I 
am ^.^ gwad uWu to see ^-^ youw OwO wowdship abroad. ^-^ I heard say ^-^ youw OwO wowdship 
>_> was ÚwÚ sick; ^-^ I hope ^-^ youw OwO wowdship :3 goes abroad :3 by UwU advice. ;;w;; Youw 
lordship, though UwU nyot :33 cwean :33 past ^-^ youw uWu youth, hath yet ÚwÚ some ^-^ smack 
:3 of age ^-^ in ^.^ you, ÚwÚ some ;;w;; wewish :3 of >w< the saltness :3 of :33 time; ^-^ and ^-^ I :3 most 
x3 humbwy uWu beseech ^-^ youw OwO wowdship uWu to have a reverend OwO cawe :3 of ^-^ youw 
uWu heawth. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. :3 Siw uWu John, ^-^ I >_> sent for :33 you :33 befowe ^-^ youw expedition uWu to 
UwU Shwewsbuwy. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. An't UwU pwease ^-^ youw lordship, ^-^ I >_> heaw ^.^ his >_> Majesty is xDD wetuwn'd 
xDD with ÚwÚ some ;;w;; discomfowt OwO fwom ;;w;; Wawes. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ^-^ I ^-^ tawk UwU nyot :3 of ^.^ his xDD Majesty. You :3 wouwd UwU nyot come uWu when ^-^ I 
>_> sent for ÚwÚ you. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. And ^-^ I uWu heaw, >_< moweovew, ^.^ his Highness is ^w^ faww'n uWu into ^w^ this 
^-^ same OwO whoweson :3 apopwexy. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ÚwÚ Weww >_> God :33 mend uWu him! ^-^ I pray :33 you let :33 me UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^.^ This OwO apopwexy, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ take ^w^ it, is a uWu kind :3 of OwO wethawgy, ^w^ an't 
UwU pwease ^-^ youw lordship, a uWu kind :3 of sleeping ^-^ in >w< the uWu bwood, a OwO whoweson 
tingling. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. :3 What tell :33 you :33 me :3 of it? ;;w;; Be it ÚwÚ as it ^.^ is. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_> It hath it ÚwÚ owiginyaw OwO fwom ÚwÚ much xDD gwief, OwO fwom ^.^ study, ^-^ and 
OwO pewtuwbation :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ bwain. ^-^ I have UwU wead >w< the >_< cause :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ effects 
^-^ in ^-^ Gawen; it is a uWu kind :3 of uWu deafnyess. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ^-^ I xDD think :33 you are ^w^ faww'n uWu into >w< the ^-^ disease, for :33 you 
>_> heaw UwU nyot what ^-^ I say uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Vewy UwU weww, >_> my lord, :3 vewy ^.^ weww. :3 Wathew ^w^ an't UwU pwease ^.^ you, it 
is >w< the OwO disease :3 of UwU nyot >w< wistenying, >w< the ^w^ mawady :3 of UwU nyot ÚwÚ mawking, ^w^ that 
^-^ I am xDD twoubwed withal. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. >_< To ÚwÚ punyish :33 you :3 by >w< the ^.^ heews :3 wouwd >_< amend >w< the ^-^ attention 
:3 of ^-^ youw ears; ^-^ and ^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot >_> if ^-^ I do ^-^ become ^-^ youw uWu physician. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ as x3 poow ÚwÚ as UwU Job, >_> my lord, but UwU nyot ;;w;; so UwU patient. ;;w;; Youw 
OwO wowdship ^w^ may minister >w< the ;;w;; potion :3 of ^-^ impwisonment uWu to :33 me ^-^ in ^w^ wespect 
:3 of poverty; but how ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ youw ^.^ patient uWu to x3 fowwow ^-^ youw 
^-^ pwescwiptions, >w< the uWu wise ^w^ may uWu make ÚwÚ some uWu dwam :3 of a ;;w;; scwupwe, >w< ow 
uWu indeed a scruple ^-^ itsewf. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ^-^ I >_> sent for ^.^ you, uWu when >w< thewe were OwO mattews ÚwÚ against :33 you 
for ^-^ youw >_< wife, uWu to come UwU speak xDD with >w< me. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :33 As ^-^ I >_> was :33 then >w< advis'd :3 by >_> my >_> weawnyed ^-^ counsew ^-^ in >w< the OwO waws 
:3 of ^w^ this land-service, ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot ^-^ come. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. xDD Weww, >w< the >_> twuth UwU is, :3 Siw uWu John, :33 you >_< wive ^-^ in >_> gweat 
>_< infamy. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. He ^w^ that xDD buckwes himself ^-^ in >_> my belt ;;w;; cannyot >_< wive ^-^ in xDD wess. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ means are :3 vewy slender, ^-^ and ^-^ youw waste is 
great. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I :3 wouwd it were uWu othewwise; ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> my ÚwÚ means were greater 
^-^ and >_> my waist OwO swendewew. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. You have ^-^ miswed >w< the ^-^ youthfuw Prince. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^.^ The xDD young xDD Pwince hath ^-^ miswed >w< me. ^-^ I am >w< the uWu fewwow xDD with >w< the 
>_> gweat :33 bewwy, ^-^ and UwU he >_> my >_> dog. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. xDD Weww, ^-^ I am ^-^ woath uWu to >w< gaww a >_> nyew-heaw'd ;;w;; wound. ;;w;; Youw 
>_< day's UwU sewvice :3 at xDD Shwewsbuwy hath a ^-^ wittwe xDD giwded OwO ovew ^-^ youw 
^.^ nyight's exploit on uWu Gadshiww. You ^w^ may UwU thank >_> th' unquiet :3 time for 
^-^ youw x3 quiet o'erposting ^w^ that :3 action. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ My x3 wowd- 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. xDD But >_> since ;;w;; aww is UwU weww, :3 keep it xDD so: wake UwU nyot a 
sleeping ÚwÚ wowf. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_< To wake a ^.^ wowf is ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ bad ÚwÚ as x3 smeww a fox. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. x3 What! :33 you are ÚwÚ as a x3 candwe, >w< the xDD bettew ^.^ pawt ^.^ buwnt 
x3 out. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD A ;;w;; wassaiw x3 candwe, >_> my x3 wowd- ;;w;; aww tallow; >_> if ^-^ I >w< did say :3 of 
^.^ wax, >_> my UwU gwowth :3 wouwd ÚwÚ appwove >w< the xDD twuth. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ;;w;; Thewe is UwU nyot a ^w^ white >w< haiw ^-^ in ^-^ youw UwU face but OwO shouwd 
have ^.^ his ÚwÚ effect :3 of gravity. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :33 His ÚwÚ effect :3 of >_< gwavy, >_< gwavy, 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. You x3 fowwow >w< the xDD young xDD Pwince :3 up ^-^ and x3 down, OwO wike ^.^ his 
^w^ iww x3 angew. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, >_> my ^-^ wowd. ;;w;; Youw ^w^ iww >w< angew is light; but hope UwU he 
^w^ that OwO wooks upon :33 me >w< wiww ^w^ take :33 me :33 without :3 weighing. And yet ^-^ in ÚwÚ some 
UwU wespects, ^-^ I >_< gwant, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot go- ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot xDD teww. >_< Viwtue is :3 of ;;w;; so 
^-^ wittwe ^.^ wegawd ^-^ in uWu these costermongers' xDD times ^w^ that OwO twue OwO vawouw is 
OwO tuwn'd ^.^ bewod; pregnancy is uWu made a ÚwÚ tapstew, ^-^ and ^.^ his quick UwU wit 
^w^ wasted ^-^ in ÚwÚ giving :33 weckonyings; ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 othew ÚwÚ gifts ;;w;; appewtinyent uWu to 
;;w;; man, ÚwÚ as >w< the ÚwÚ mawice :3 of ^w^ this age shapes them, are UwU nyot worth a 
gooseberry. You ^w^ that are old uWu considew UwU nyot >w< the ÚwÚ capacities :3 of uWu us 
^w^ that are :33 young; :33 you do :3 measuwe >w< the ÚwÚ heat :3 of x3 ouw >w< wivews xDD with >w< the 
^.^ bittewnyess :3 of ^-^ youw uWu gawws; ^-^ and ;;w;; we ^w^ that are ^-^ in >w< the x3 vawawd :3 of x3 ouw 
uWu youth, must ÚwÚ confess, are x3 wags >_< too. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. :3 Do :33 you ^w^ set OwO down ^-^ youw name ^-^ in >w< the scroll :3 of uWu youth, 
^w^ that are written OwO down old xDD with ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 chawactews :3 of x3 age? >_< Have 
:33 you UwU nyot a xDD moist ^-^ eye, a dry ;;w;; hand, a yellow cheek, a ^w^ white uWu beawd, a 
decreasing >w< weg, :3 an increasing OwO bewwy? Is UwU nyot ^-^ youw :3 voice :3 bwoken, 
^-^ youw ^.^ wind ^-^ showt, ^-^ youw chin ^-^ doubwe, ^-^ youw UwU wit :33 singwe, ^-^ and >_> evewy 
^.^ pawt uWu about :33 you uWu bwasted xDD with OwO antiquity? And >w< wiww :33 you yet UwU caww 
:33 youwsewf young? >w< Fie, >_< fie, >_< fie, :3 Siw John! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I >_> was >w< bown uWu about xDD thwee :3 of >w< the ;;w;; cwock ^-^ in >w< the 
afternoon, xDD with a ^w^ white ^.^ head ^-^ and x3 something a :3 wound belly. :3 Fow >_> my 
^.^ voice- ^-^ I have :33 wost it xDD with hallooing ^-^ and ^.^ singing :3 of >_> anthems. >_< To 
ÚwÚ appwove >_> my ^w^ youth ÚwÚ fuwthew, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu nyot. ^.^ The >_> twuth UwU is, ^-^ I am :3 onwy old 
^-^ in xDD judgment ^-^ and understanding; ^-^ and UwU he ^w^ that >w< wiww >_> capew xDD with :33 me for 
a >_> thousand uWu mawks, let xDD him ^w^ wend :33 me >w< the xDD monyey, ^-^ and have :3 at ^-^ him. :3 Fow 
>w< the ;;w;; box :3 of >w< the >_> eaw ^w^ that >w< the xDD Pwince ÚwÚ gave >w< you- UwU he ÚwÚ gave it OwO wike a 
rude :33 pwince, ^-^ and :33 you took it OwO wike a sensible ^-^ wowd. ^-^ I have uWu check'd 
xDD him for x3 it; ^-^ and >w< the xDD young lion >_> wepents- x3 mawwy, UwU nyot ^-^ in ^w^ ashes ^-^ and 
x3 sackcwoth, but ^-^ in xDD nyew UwU siwk ^-^ and old >_> sack. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. xDD Weww, >_> God ^.^ send >w< the xDD Pwince a xDD bettew x3 companyion! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_> God ^.^ send >w< the x3 companyion a xDD bettew >_< pwince! ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ wid >_> my 
>w< hands :3 of ^-^ him. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. xDD Weww, >w< the OwO King hath ^.^ sevew'd ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I >_> heaw :33 you are 
going xDD with xDD Wowd :33 John :3 of Lancaster ÚwÚ against >w< the Archbishop ^-^ and >w< the 
uWu Eaww :3 of OwO Nyowthumbewwand. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. uWu Yea; ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw ;;w;; pwetty sweet UwU wit for uWu it. xDD But >w< wook :33 you 
pray, ;;w;; aww :33 you ^w^ that >_> kiss >_> my :33 Wady >_> Peace :3 at ;;w;; home, ^w^ that x3 ouw >w< awmies 
:33 join UwU nyot ^-^ in a hot day; ^-^ fow, :3 by >w< the Lord, ^-^ I ^w^ take but x3 two shirts 
:33 out xDD with me, ^-^ and ^-^ I UwU mean UwU nyot uWu to sweat xDD extwaowdinyawiwy. UwU If it >_< be a 
hot x3 day, ^-^ and ^-^ I :33 bwandish anything but a :33 bottwe, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I :33 might 
UwU nyevew ^-^ spit ^w^ white again. ;;w;; Thewe is UwU nyot a ^w^ dangewous action ^w^ can ^.^ peep 
:33 out ^.^ his ^.^ head but ^-^ I am ;;w;; thwust upon uWu it. xDD Weww, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot last UwU evew; 
but it >_> was ÚwÚ awway yet >w< the trick :3 of x3 ouw ÚwÚ Engwish >_< nyation, >_> if :33 they 
have a ^w^ good ^w^ thing, uWu to uWu make it x3 too c-common. UwU If xDD ye >w< wiww xDD nyeeds say ^-^ I 
am :3 an old ;;w;; man, :33 you OwO shouwd >w< give :33 me >_> west. ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu to >_> God >_> my name 
were UwU nyot ;;w;; so terrible uWu to >w< the enemy ÚwÚ as it ^.^ is. ^-^ I were xDD bettew uWu to >_< be 
x3 eaten uWu to ÚwÚ death xDD with a rust than uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ scouwed uWu to OwO nyothing xDD with 
xDD pewpetuaw ÚwÚ motion. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. xDD Weww, >_< be OwO honyest, >_< be >_< honyest; ^-^ and >_> God bless ^-^ youw 
UwU expedition! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Will ^-^ youw OwO wowdship ^w^ wend :33 me a >_> thousand ^-^ pound uWu to UwU fuwnyish :33 me 
^-^ fowth? 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. uWu Nyot a >_> penny, UwU nyot a penny; :33 you are x3 too >_> impatient uWu to 
;;w;; beaw crosses. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. Commend :33 me uWu to >_> my ;;w;; cousin 
Westmoreland. 
Exeunt x3 CHIEF ;;w;; JUSTICE ^-^ and uWu SEWVANT 
>_< FAWSTAFF. UwU If ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, >_< fiwwip :33 me xDD with a uWu thwee-man beetle. xDD A man ^w^ can xDD nyo 
:33 mowe ^-^ sepawate age ^-^ and covetousness than x3 'a ^w^ can ^.^ pawt xDD young ^w^ wimbs 
^-^ and ^-^ wechewy; but >w< the xDD gout galls >w< the :3 onye, ^-^ and >w< the pox x3 pinches >w< the 
^.^ othew; ^-^ and ;;w;; so x3 both >w< the OwO degwees prevent >_> my ^-^ cuwses. Boy! 
:33 PAGE. ^-^ Siw? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 What ^.^ monyey is ^-^ in >_> my uWu puwse? 
:33 PAGE. uWu Seven x3 gwoats ^-^ and x3 two pence. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I ^w^ can x3 get xDD nyo remedy ÚwÚ against ^w^ this consumption :3 of >w< the 
>_> puwse; ^-^ bowwowing :3 onwy lingers ^-^ and lingers it x3 out, but >w< the OwO disease 
is :3 incuwabwe. :3 Go ;;w;; beaw ^w^ this letter uWu to >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of ^.^ Wancastew; ^w^ this 
uWu to >w< the ;;w;; Pwince; ^w^ this uWu to >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of ;;w;; Westmowewand; ^-^ and ^w^ this uWu to old 
Mistress :3 Uwsuwa, whom ^-^ I have ^.^ weekwy ^w^ swown uWu to >w< mawwy >_> since ^-^ I 
uWu pewceiv'd >w< the >_> fiwst ^w^ white >w< haiw :3 of >_> my ;;w;; chin. About x3 it; :33 you >_< knyow 
>w< whewe uWu to find >w< me. UwU [Exit :3 PAGE] xDD A pox :3 of ^w^ this >_< gout! >_< ow, a xDD gout :3 of 
^w^ this >_> pox! for >w< the >w< onye >w< ow >w< the x3 othew UwU pways >w< the ^.^ wogue xDD with >_> my >_> gweat 
toe. 'Tis xDD nyo :3 mattew >_> if ^-^ I do >_< hawt; ^-^ I have >w< the ^.^ waws for >_> my :33 cowouw, 
^-^ and >_> my ;;w;; pension >_< shaww seem >w< the :33 mowe :3 weasonyabwe. xDD A ^w^ good UwU wit >w< wiww 
uWu make ÚwÚ use :3 of OwO anything. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ tuwn >w< diseases uWu to :33 commodity. 
x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
>_> Yowk. ^.^ The >w< AWCHBISHOP'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< the ;;w;; AWCHBISHOP, OwO THOMAS OwO MOWBWAY >w< the x3 EAWW ^w^ MAWSHAW, UwU WOWD ^-^ HASTINGS, 
^-^ and UwU WOWD BARDOLPH 

uWu AWCHBISHOP. Thus have :33 you heard x3 ouw >_< cause ^-^ and known x3 ouw ÚwÚ means; 
And, >_> my :3 most ^-^ nyobwe :3 fwiends, ^-^ I pray :33 you ;;w;; aww 
OwO Speak plainly ^-^ youw xDD opinyions :3 of x3 ouw x3 hopes- 
And first, xDD Wowd >_< Mawshaw, what say :33 you uWu to it? 
>w< MOWBWAY. ^-^ I ^w^ weww OwO awwow >w< the ^.^ occasion :3 of x3 ouw amis; 
xDD But uWu gwadwy :3 wouwd >_< be xDD bettew >_< satisfied 
>w< How, ^-^ in x3 ouw x3 means, ;;w;; we OwO shouwd >_> advance >_> ouwsewves 
>_< To >w< wook xDD with >_< fowehead xDD bowd ^-^ and :3 big :33 enyough 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ÚwÚ powew ^-^ and x3 puissance :3 of >w< the UwU King. 
:3 HASTINGS. >_< Ouw present musters ÚwÚ gwow upon >w< the >_< fiwe 
>_< To ÚwÚ five ^-^ and twenty >_> thousand ^-^ men :3 of :3 choice; 
And x3 ouw ^w^ suppwies >_< wive >_> wawgewy ^-^ in >w< the hope 
Of >_> gweat >w< Nyowthumbewwand, :3 whose bosom uWu buwns 
With :3 an :33 incensed ^w^ fiwe :3 of :33 injuwies. 
UwU WOWD :33 BAWDOWPH. ^.^ The >w< question uWu then, xDD Wowd Hastings, ^w^ standeth UwU thus: 
^.^ Whethew x3 ouw present ÚwÚ five ^-^ and twenty >_> thousand 
:3 May hold :3 up ^.^ head :33 without Northumberland? 
:3 HASTINGS. With :3 him, ;;w;; we >_> may. 
UwU WOWD :33 BAWDOWPH. x3 Yea, x3 mawwy, >_< thewe's >w< the point; 
xDD But >_> if :33 without xDD him ;;w;; we >_< be :3 thought x3 too ;;w;; feebwe, 
^w^ My xDD judgment is ;;w;; we OwO shouwd UwU nyot >_< step x3 too far 
xDD Tiww ;;w;; we ^w^ had ^.^ his assistance :3 by >w< the UwU hand; 
^.^ Fow, ^-^ in a :33 theme ;;w;; so :3 bwoody-fac'd ÚwÚ as ^w^ this, 
OwO Conjectuwe, >_> expectation, ^-^ and surmise 
Of aids :33 incewtain, OwO shouwd UwU nyot >_< be admitted. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. 'Tis :3 vewy ;;w;; twue, xDD Wowd >w< Bawdowph; for uWu indeed 
>_> It >_> was xDD young ^w^ Hotspuw's case :3 at UwU Shwewsbuwy. 
UwU WOWD :33 BAWDOWPH. >_> It ^w^ was, >_> my OwO wowd; ;;w;; who ^w^ win'd himself xDD with x3 hope, 
>_> Eating >w< the air ^-^ and x3 pwomise :3 of supply, 
Flatt'ring himself ^-^ in ^-^ pwoject :3 of a ÚwÚ powew 
^.^ Much :33 smawwew than >w< the UwU smawwest :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ thoughts; 
And ;;w;; so, xDD with >_> gweat imagination 
;;w;; Pwopew uWu to madmen, led ^.^ his ^w^ powews uWu to >_< death, 
And, winking, leapt uWu into xDD destwuction. 
:3 HASTINGS. >w< But, :3 by ^-^ youw leave, it UwU nyevew yet >w< did hurt 
>_< To lay OwO down likelihoods ^-^ and forms :3 of ^-^ hope. 
UwU WOWD :33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ Yes, >_> if ^w^ this present ^-^ quawity :3 of OwO waw- 
^-^ Indeed >w< the >w< instant >w< action, a >_< cause on ^-^ foot- 
Lives ;;w;; so ^-^ in x3 hope, ÚwÚ as ^-^ in :3 an >w< eawwy ;;w;; spwing 
OwO We see >_> th' ÚwÚ appeawing >_> buds; xDD which uWu to >_< pwove fruit 
>_> Hope xDD gives UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much warrant, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ despaiw 
:33 That ÚwÚ fwosts >w< wiww bite uWu them. When ;;w;; we UwU mean uWu to build, 
OwO We >_> fiwst x3 suwvey >w< the :33 pwot, :33 then draw >w< the uWu modew; 
And uWu when ;;w;; we see >w< the uWu figuwe :3 of >w< the uWu house, 
UwU Then ;;w;; we must OwO wate >w< the cost :3 of >w< the >_> ewection; 
Which >_> if ;;w;; we find xDD outweighs ability, 
:3 What do ;;w;; we :33 then but draw ^.^ anyew >w< the ^-^ modew 
^.^ In xDD fewew offices, >w< ow :3 at least uWu desist 
>_< To >w< buiwd :3 at all? ^.^ Much ^-^ mowe, ^-^ in ^w^ this >_> gweat work- 
Which is almost uWu to pluck a :33 kingdom OwO down 
And ^w^ set uWu anyothew ;;w;; up- OwO shouwd ;;w;; we x3 suwvey 
^.^ The :3 pwot :3 of uWu situation ^-^ and >w< the x3 modew, 
Consent upon a ^w^ suwe foundation, 
xDD Question :3 suwveyows, >_< knyow x3 ouw ^-^ own estate 
UwU How able >_< such a >w< wowk uWu to :33 undewgo- 
>_< To :33 weigh ÚwÚ against ^.^ his UwU opposite; >w< ow else 
OwO We ^.^ fowtify ^-^ in paper ^-^ and ^-^ in ^.^ figuwes, 
Using >w< the ;;w;; nyames :3 of ^-^ men :33 instead :3 of men; 
>w< Wike >w< onye ^w^ that :3 dwaws >w< the ^-^ modew :3 of a house 
:3 Beyond ^.^ his ÚwÚ powew uWu to >w< buiwd x3 it; :33 who, :3 hawf through, 
^.^ Gives ^.^ o'ew ^-^ and leaves ^.^ his >_> pawt-cweated cost 
xDD A naked xDD subject uWu to >w< the weeping x3 cwouds 
And waste for OwO chuwwish ^.^ wintew's ^-^ tywanny. 
:3 HASTINGS. x3 Gwant ^w^ that x3 ouw x3 hopes- yet OwO wikewy :3 of ^.^ faiw birth- 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be UwU stiww-bown, ^-^ and ^w^ that ;;w;; we now :33 possess'd 
^.^ The utmost man :3 of >_> expectation, 
^-^ I xDD think ;;w;; we are ;;w;; so a body strong ^w^ enyough, 
uWu Even ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we x3 awe, uWu to xDD equaw xDD with >w< the UwU King. 
UwU WOWD :33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ What, is >w< the OwO King but ÚwÚ five ^-^ and twenty OwO thousand? 
:3 HASTINGS. >_< To uWu us xDD nyo >_< mowe; :33 nyay, UwU nyot ;;w;; so much, xDD Wowd >w< Bawdowph; 
:3 Fow ^.^ his divisions, ÚwÚ as >w< the xDD times do ;;w;; bwaww, 
;;w;; Awe ^-^ in xDD thwee ^w^ heads: >w< onye ÚwÚ powew ÚwÚ against >w< the >_> Fwench, 
And >w< onye ÚwÚ against >w< Gwendowew; UwU pewfowce a ^.^ thiwd 
ÚwÚ Must ^w^ take :3 up :33 us. So is >w< the ^-^ unfiwm OwO King 
^.^ In xDD thwee ^w^ divided; ^-^ and ^.^ his OwO coffews sound 
With ^.^ howwow ;;w;; povewty ^-^ and :33 emptinyess. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. :33 That UwU he OwO shouwd draw ^.^ his ;;w;; sevewaw x3 stwengths x3 togethew 
And come ÚwÚ against uWu us ^-^ in full x3 puissance 
Need UwU nyot >_< be dreaded. 
:3 HASTINGS. UwU If UwU he OwO shouwd do ;;w;; so, 
He leaves ^.^ his >_< back >_< unyawm'd, >w< the :33 Fwench ^-^ and :33 Wewsh 
Baying :3 at ^.^ his heels. ^.^ Nyevew ^w^ feaw UwU that. 
UwU WOWD :33 BAWDOWPH. >_< Who is it OwO wike OwO shouwd ÚwÚ wead ^.^ his forces ÚwÚ hithew? 
:3 HASTINGS. ^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of Lancaster ^-^ and ;;w;; Westmowewand; 
Against >w< the ^-^ Wewsh, himself ^-^ and Harry ^.^ Monmouth; 
xDD But ;;w;; who is >w< substituted ÚwÚ against >w< the :33 Fwench 
^-^ I have xDD nyo x3 cewtain notice. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. Let uWu us ;;w;; on, 
And ^.^ pubwish >w< the ^.^ occasion :3 of x3 ouw arms. 
^.^ The x3 commonweawth is ÚwÚ sick :3 of their ^-^ own :3 choice; 
uWu Theiw >_< ovew-gweedy :33 wove hath >_> suwfeited. 
;;w;; An UwU habitation UwU giddy ^-^ and uWu unsuwe 
uWu Hath UwU he ^w^ that >_> buiwdeth on >w< the ^-^ vuwgaw >w< heawt. 
O >w< thou ;;w;; fond ÚwÚ many, xDD with what ÚwÚ woud ;;w;; appwause 
;;w;; Didst >w< thou ^-^ beat :3 heaven xDD with ÚwÚ bwessing Bolingbroke 
:3 Befowe UwU he >_> was what >w< thou wouldst have xDD him :3 be! 
And being now :3 twimm'd ^-^ in ^w^ thinye ^-^ own desires, 
^w^ Thou, xDD beastwy >_> feedew, UwU awt ;;w;; so full :3 of xDD him 
:33 That >w< thou >w< pwovok'st thyself uWu to ÚwÚ cast xDD him ;;w;; up. 
;;w;; So, ;;w;; so, >w< thou UwU common UwU dog, didst >w< thou >w< disgowge 
>w< Thy glutton bosom :3 of >w< the ;;w;; woyaw ^.^ Wichawd; 
And now >w< thou wouldst >w< eat thy ^-^ dead UwU vomit xDD up, 
And x3 howw'st uWu to find uWu it. :3 What xDD twust is ^-^ in uWu these >_> times? 
xDD They that, uWu when :3 Wichawd UwU wiv'd, :3 wouwd have xDD him :33 die 
;;w;; Awe now ^-^ become >_> enyamouw'd on ^.^ his :33 gwave. 
Thou ^w^ that threw'st ^-^ dust upon ^.^ his goodly head, 
When through ÚwÚ pwoud :33 Wondon UwU he came ;;w;; sighing on 
uWu Aftew >_> th' >_> admiwed ^.^ heews :3 of Bolingbroke, 
:33 Cwiest now uWu 'O >_> eawth, yield uWu us ^w^ that :33 king >w< again, 
And ^w^ take >w< thou this!' O ;;w;; thoughts :3 of ^-^ men accurs'd! 
;;w;; Past ^-^ and uWu to come ^-^ seems best; things >_> pwesent, ^.^ wowst. 
>w< MOWBWAY. ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ go draw x3 ouw :3 nyumbews, ^-^ and ^w^ set on? 
:3 HASTINGS. OwO We are ÚwÚ time's >w< subjects, ^-^ and :3 time ^.^ bids >_< be gone. 
Exeunt 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>w< Wondon. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew :3 HOSTESS xDD with x3 two >_> officews, FANG ^-^ and OwO SNyAWE 

>_> HOSTESS. >w< Mastew ^w^ Fang, have :33 you >w< ent'wed >w< the ^w^ action? 
xDD FANG. >_> It is xDD ent'wed. 
>_> HOSTESS. ^.^ Whewe's ^-^ youw yeoman? Is't a lusty yeoman? Will x3 'a >_< stand 
UwU to't? 
xDD FANG. ^w^ Siwwah, >w< whewe's :33 Snyawe? 
>_> HOSTESS. O Lord, >w< ay! ^w^ good >w< Mastew uWu Snyawe. 
>_> SNyAWE. >_> Hewe, uWu hewe. 
xDD FANG. OwO Snyawe, ;;w;; we must OwO awwest :3 Siw :33 John ^.^ Fawstaff. 
>_> HOSTESS. x3 Yea, ^w^ good >w< Mastew xDD Snyawe; ^-^ I have >w< ent'wed xDD him ^-^ and ÚwÚ aww. 
>_> SNyAWE. >_> It ^w^ may >_> chance cost ÚwÚ some :3 of x3 ouw x3 wives, for UwU he >w< wiww UwU stab. 
>_> HOSTESS. ^w^ Awas >w< the >w< day! ^w^ take heed :3 of xDD him; UwU he :3 stabb'd :33 me ^-^ in mine ^-^ own 
uWu house, ^-^ and ^w^ that :3 most ^-^ beastwy. ^.^ In ^w^ good faith, x3 'a ^.^ cawes UwU nyot what 
ÚwÚ mischief UwU he :3 does, >_> if ^.^ his ;;w;; weapon >_< be :33 out; UwU he >w< wiww ^w^ foin OwO wike :33 any 
>w< deviw; UwU he >w< wiww spare ^w^ nyeithew ;;w;; man, woman, >_< nyow :33 chiwd. 
xDD FANG. UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ can ^-^ cwose xDD with :3 him, ^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot for ^.^ his thrust. 
>_> HOSTESS. x3 Nyo, >_< nyow ^-^ I :3 nyeithew; >_< I'ww >_< be :3 at ^-^ youw :33 ewbow. 
xDD FANG. ;;w;; An ^-^ I but UwU fist xDD him xDD once; :3 an x3 'a come but >_> within >_> my ÚwÚ vice! 
>_> HOSTESS. ^-^ I am ;;w;; undonye :3 by ^.^ his ÚwÚ going; ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, ÚwÚ he's :3 an 
x3 infinyitive >_> thing upon >_> my >_> scowe. Good >w< Mastew ^w^ Fang, hold xDD him ;;w;; suwe. 
Good >w< Mastew OwO Snyawe, let xDD him UwU nyot ÚwÚ scape. >w< 'A ÚwÚ comes continuantly uWu to 
Pie-corner- UwU saving ^-^ youw :3 manhoods- uWu to :3 buy a ^w^ saddwe; ^-^ and UwU he is 
indited uWu to UwU dinnyew uWu to >w< the :33 Wubbew's UwU Head ^-^ in UwU Wumbewt ÚwÚ Stweet, uWu to 
>w< Mastew ÚwÚ Smooth's >w< the >w< siwkman. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >_> since >_> my ^.^ exion is 
>_< ent'wed, ^-^ and >_> my case ;;w;; so openly known uWu to >w< the world, let xDD him >_< be 
brought ^-^ in uWu to ^.^ his answer. xDD A x3 hundwed >_< mawk is a long >w< onye for a x3 poow 
xDD wonye woman uWu to :3 beaw; ^-^ and ^-^ I have borne, ^-^ and borne, ^-^ and UwU bownye; ^-^ and 
have OwO been fubb'd ÚwÚ off, ^-^ and fubb'd ÚwÚ off, ^-^ and fubb'd ÚwÚ off, OwO fwom ^w^ this 
x3 day uWu to ^w^ that x3 day, ^w^ that it is a OwO shame uWu to >_< be :3 thought >_< on. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo 
uWu honyesty ^-^ in >_< such dealing; UwU unwess a woman OwO shouwd >_< be uWu made :3 an >w< ass ^-^ and 
a >_> beast, uWu to ;;w;; beaw >_> evewy knave's ;;w;; wwong. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN ;;w;; FAWSTAFF, PAGE, ^-^ and BARDOLPH 

^w^ Yondew UwU he comes; ^-^ and ^w^ that ÚwÚ awwant ÚwÚ mawmsey-nyose >_> knyave, >_< Bawdowph, 
xDD with ^-^ him. :3 Do ^-^ youw offices, do ^-^ youw offices, >w< Mastew uWu Fang ^-^ and 
>w< Mastew xDD Snyawe; do me, do me, do :33 me ^-^ youw :3 offices. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. UwU How OwO nyow! :3 whose ;;w;; mawe's dead? What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
xDD FANG. :3 Siw uWu John, ^-^ I OwO awwest :33 you :3 at >w< the ^-^ suit :3 of Mistress Quickly. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 Away, ;;w;; vawwets! >_> Dwaw, ^w^ Bawdowph. UwU Cut :33 me off >w< the uWu viwwian's 
head. x3 Thwow >w< the ^w^ quean ^-^ in >w< the channyew. 
>_> HOSTESS. x3 Thwow :33 me ^-^ in >w< the channel! >_< I'ww OwO thwow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >w< the channyew. 
UwU Wiwt ^.^ thou? OwO wiwt ^.^ thou? >w< thou ^.^ bastawdwy xDD wogue! x3 Muwdew, >_< muwdew! >_< Ah, 
>w< thou honeysuckle >w< viwwain! OwO wiwt >w< thou kill God's ^w^ officews ^-^ and >w< the 
^w^ King's? >_< Ah, >w< thou >w< honyey-seed xDD wogue! >w< thou UwU awt a honey-seed; a 
;;w;; man-quewwew ^-^ and a :33 woman-quewwew. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. uWu Keep them ÚwÚ off, ^w^ Bawdowph. 
xDD FANG. xDD A xDD wescue! a xDD wescue! 
>_> HOSTESS. Good x3 peopwe, >_< bwing a UwU wescue >w< ow ^w^ two. Thou wot, wot ÚwÚ thou! 
>w< thou wot, wot ta? ÚwÚ Do, ÚwÚ do, >w< thou xDD wogue! ÚwÚ do, >w< thou ^.^ hemp-seed! 
:33 PAGE. :3 Away, :33 you :33 scuwwion! :33 you ^.^ wampawwian! :33 you >_< fustiwawian! 
>_< I'ww tickle ^-^ youw OwO catastwophe. 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU WOWD x3 CHIEF ;;w;; JUSTICE ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ men 

x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. :3 What is >w< the x3 mattew? uWu Keep >w< the peace ;;w;; hewe, uWu ho! 
>_> HOSTESS. Good >_> my lord, >_< be ^w^ good uWu to >w< me. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, >_< stand uWu to >w< me. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. UwU How uWu nyow, :3 Siw John! x3 what, are :33 you brawling :33 hewe? 
^.^ Doth ^w^ this ^-^ become ^-^ youw place, ^-^ youw time, ^-^ and >_> businyess? 
You OwO shouwd have OwO been ^w^ weww on ^-^ youw x3 way uWu to >_> Yowk. 
:33 Stand OwO fwom :3 him, >_> fewwow; wherefore ÚwÚ hang'st >w< thou upon him? 
>_> HOSTESS. O ^w^ My :3 most ^-^ wowshipfuw lord, ^w^ an't UwU pwease ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, ^-^ I am a 
x3 poow widow :3 of ÚwÚ Eastcheap, ^-^ and UwU he is :33 awwested :3 at >_> my >w< suit. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. :3 Fow what :33 sum? 
>_> HOSTESS. >_> It is :33 mowe than for some, >_> my OwO wowd; it is for ^w^ aww- ;;w;; aww ^-^ I 
>w< have. He hath x3 eaten :33 me :33 out :3 of house ^-^ and ;;w;; home; UwU he hath put ;;w;; aww >_> my 
substance uWu into ^w^ that ÚwÚ fat uWu bewwy :3 of >w< his. xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww have ÚwÚ some :3 of it 
:33 out >w< again, >w< ow ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 wide ÚwÚ thee a nights OwO wike a >w< mawe. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I am ÚwÚ as OwO wike uWu to :33 wide >w< the >w< mawe, >_> if ^-^ I have :33 any 
vantage :3 of >_< gwound uWu to x3 get ;;w;; up. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. UwU How ÚwÚ comes ^w^ this, :3 Siw UwU John? xDD Fie! :3 What man :3 of ^w^ good 
^.^ tempew :3 wouwd ^w^ enduwe ^w^ this tempest :3 of :33 excwamation? ;;w;; Awe :33 you UwU nyot 
>w< ashamed uWu to enforce a x3 poow widow uWu to ;;w;; so ^.^ wough a ÚwÚ couwse uWu to come :3 by 
;;w;; hew ;;w;; own? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 What is >w< the >_< gwoss >_> sum ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ owe uWu thee? 
>_> HOSTESS. x3 Mawwy, >_> if >w< thou ^-^ wewt :3 an uWu honyest ;;w;; man, thyself ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ monyey 
>_< too. Thou didst xDD sweaw uWu to :33 me upon a >_> pawcew-giwt OwO gobwet, xDD sitting ^-^ in 
>_> my x3 Dowphin uWu chambew, :3 at >w< the :3 wound ÚwÚ tabwe, :3 by a sea-coal ÚwÚ fiwe, upon 
>w< Wednyesday ^-^ in ^-^ Wheeson week, uWu when >w< the xDD Pwince ^.^ bwoke thy ^.^ head for 
UwU wiking ^.^ his father uWu to ^w^ singing-man :3 of ;;w;; Windsow- >w< thou didst xDD sweaw uWu to 
:33 me uWu then, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> was :3 washing thy UwU wound, uWu to >w< mawwy :33 me ^-^ and uWu make :33 me >_> my 
lady thy ÚwÚ wife. ^w^ Canst >w< thou uWu deny it? ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot goodwife ^-^ Keech, >w< the 
butcher's ÚwÚ wife, come ^-^ in :33 then ^-^ and UwU caww :33 me ;;w;; gossip ^-^ Quickwy? Coming 
^-^ in uWu to ^.^ bowwow a :3 mess :3 of :3 vinyegaw, telling uWu us she ^w^ had a ^w^ good OwO dish :3 of 
>_< pwawns, :3 wheweby >w< thou didst desire uWu to >w< eat some, :3 wheweby ^-^ I >_< towd 
ÚwÚ thee :33 they were ^w^ iww for >_> gween ^-^ wound? And didst >w< thou not, uWu when she 
>_> was ^w^ gonye OwO down stairs, desire :33 me uWu to >_< be xDD nyo :33 mowe ;;w;; so familiarity xDD with 
>_< such x3 poow x3 peopwe, saying ^w^ that ^-^ ewe long :33 they OwO shouwd UwU caww :33 me uWu madam? 
And didst >w< thou UwU nyot >_> kiss me, ^-^ and :33 bid :33 me fetch >w< the x3 thiwty 
shillings? ^-^ I put ÚwÚ thee now uWu to thy book-oath. Deny ^w^ it, >_> if >w< thou 
:33 canst. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ My lord, ^w^ this is a x3 poow uWu mad ^w^ souw, ^-^ and she x3 says :3 up ^-^ and 
OwO down >w< the UwU town ^w^ that ;;w;; hew :3 ewdest ^-^ son is OwO wike ÚwÚ you. ÚwÚ She hath OwO been ^-^ in 
^w^ good case, UwU and, >w< the >_> twuth UwU is, ;;w;; povewty hath distracted x3 hew. xDD But 
for uWu these x3 foowish >_> officews, ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you ^-^ I ^w^ may have ^-^ wedwess 
ÚwÚ against uWu them. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. :3 Siw uWu John, :3 Siw uWu John, ^-^ I am ^w^ weww xDD acquainted xDD with ^-^ youw 
>w< mannyew :3 of xDD wwenching >w< the OwO twue >_< cause >w< the x3 fawse way. >_> It is UwU nyot a 
^-^ confident uWu bwow, >_< nyow >w< the ^-^ thwong :3 of >_> wowds ^w^ that come xDD with >_< such :33 mowe 
than OwO impudent :3 saucinyess OwO fwom ^.^ you, ^w^ can ;;w;; thwust :33 me OwO fwom a ;;w;; wevew 
OwO considewation. You uWu have, ÚwÚ as it ;;w;; appeaws uWu to me, >w< pwactis'd upon >w< the 
>_< easy uWu yiewding ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of ^w^ this woman, ^-^ and uWu made ;;w;; hew >_> sewve ^-^ youw uses 
x3 both ^-^ in ^.^ puwse ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ pewson. 
>_> HOSTESS. x3 Yea, ^-^ in truth, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. xDD Pway ^-^ thee, >_< peace. >_> Pay ;;w;; hew >w< the ^.^ debt :33 you ^-^ owe >w< hew, ^-^ and 
;;w;; unpay >w< the ^-^ viwwainy :33 you have ^w^ donye xDD with :3 hew; >w< the >w< onye :33 you ^w^ may do 
xDD with sterling xDD monyey, ^-^ and >w< the x3 othew xDD with OwO cuwwent repentance. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^-^ undewgo ^w^ this ^.^ snyeap :33 without reply. You 
UwU caww >w< honyouwabwe ;;w;; bowdnyess OwO impudent :3 saucinyess; >_> if a man >w< wiww uWu make 
curtsy ^-^ and say ;;w;; nyothing, UwU he is ^-^ viwtuous. x3 Nyo, >_> my lord, >_> my OwO humbwe 
>_> duty >_> wememb'wed, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be ^-^ youw uWu suitow. ^-^ I say uWu to :33 you ^-^ I do 
desire xDD dewivewance OwO fwom uWu these >_> officews, being upon hasty 
;;w;; empwoyment ^-^ in >w< the King's x3 affaiws. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. You UwU speak ÚwÚ as having ÚwÚ powew uWu to do xDD wwong; but answer ^-^ in 
>_> th' ÚwÚ effect :3 of ^-^ youw x3 weputation, ^-^ and :33 satisfy >w< the x3 poow ^.^ woman. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Come hither, hostess. 

^-^ Entew GOWER 

x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. xDD Nyow, >w< Mastew Gower, what OwO nyews? 
:33 GOWEW. ^.^ The :3 King, >_> my lord, ^-^ and Harry xDD Pwince :3 of Wales 
;;w;; Awe uWu nyeaw :3 at ;;w;; hand. ^.^ The :33 west >w< the paper OwO tewws. xDD [Gives a letter] 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :33 As ^-^ I am a >_< gentweman! 
>_> HOSTESS. ^-^ Faith, :33 you ^-^ said ;;w;; so OwO befowe. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :33 As ^-^ I am a >_< gentweman! uWu Come, xDD nyo :33 mowe >_> wowds :3 of uWu it. 
>_> HOSTESS. By ^w^ this uWu heavenwy >_< gwound ^-^ I ÚwÚ twead ;;w;; on, ^-^ I must >_< be :33 fain uWu to :33 pawn 
x3 both >_> my plate ^-^ and >w< the tapestry :3 of >_> my x3 dinying-chambews. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Glasses, ^w^ gwasses, is >w< the :3 onwy :3 dwinking; ^-^ and for thy 
^-^ wawws, a ;;w;; pwetty >_< swight drollery, >w< ow >w< the ^w^ stowy :3 of >w< the ^w^ Pwodigaw, >w< ow 
>w< the :33 Gewman ;;w;; hunting, ^-^ in >_< watew-wowk, is worth a >_> thousand :3 of uWu these 
^-^ bed-hangews ^-^ and uWu these ;;w;; fwy-bitten tapestries. Let it >_< be >_< ten ^.^ pound, 
>_> if >w< thou :33 canst. uWu Come, ^-^ and x3 'twewe UwU nyot for thy :3 humouws, >_< thewe's UwU nyot 
a xDD bettew :3 wench ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand. ^.^ Go, >w< wash thy OwO face, ^-^ and draw >w< the 
:3 action. uWu Come, >w< thou must UwU nyot >_< be ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO humouw xDD with x3 me; dost UwU nyot 
>_< knyow ÚwÚ me? uWu Come, come, ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< thou uWu wast ^w^ set on uWu to this. 
>_> HOSTESS. xDD Pway ^-^ thee, :3 Siw uWu John, let it >_< be but twenty :3 nyobwes; 
^.^ i' faith, ^-^ I am ^-^ woath uWu to :33 pawn >_> my :33 pwate, ;;w;; so >_> God >_< save me, la! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Let it ^.^ awonye; >_< I'ww uWu make x3 othew shift. >_< You'ww >_< be a UwU foow 
>w< stiww. 
>_> HOSTESS. xDD Weww, :33 you >_< shaww have ^w^ it, though ^-^ I :33 pawn >_> my ^w^ gown. 
^-^ I hope ^.^ you'ww come uWu to ÚwÚ suppew. ^.^ you'ww ^-^ pay :33 me ;;w;; aww uWu togethew? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Will ^-^ I ;;w;; wive? ^w^ [To >_< BAWDOWPH] ^.^ Go, xDD with >w< hew, xDD with :3 hew; hook 
;;w;; on, hook >_< on. 
>_> HOSTESS. Will :33 you have ^.^ Doww >_> Teawsheet meet :33 you :3 at uWu suppew? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :33 Nyo :33 mowe words; let's have x3 hew. 
Exeunt ;;w;; HOSTESS, BARDOLPH, ^-^ and ÚwÚ OFFICEWS 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ^-^ I have heard xDD bettew news. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. What's >w< the OwO nyews, >_> my >_> wowd? 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ;;w;; Whewe lay >w< the OwO King ÚwÚ to-nyight? 
:33 GOWEW. x3 At :3 Basingstoke, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I x3 hope, >_> my lord, all's ^.^ weww. :3 What is >w< the OwO nyews, >_> my >_> wowd? 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ^w^ Come ;;w;; aww ^.^ his forces back? 
:33 GOWEW. >w< Nyo; fifteen x3 hundwed >w< foot, ÚwÚ five x3 hundwed ^.^ howse, 
;;w;; Awe uWu mawch'd :3 up uWu to >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Wancastew, 
Against Northumberland ^-^ and >w< the Archbishop. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Comes >w< the OwO King >_< back OwO fwom x3 Wawes, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe >_> wowd? 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. You >_< shaww have :33 wettews :3 of :33 me ^-^ pwesentwy. 
uWu Come, ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with me, ^w^ good >w< Mastew :3 Gowew. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ My lord! 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >w< Mastew Gower, >_< shaww ^-^ I entreat :33 you xDD with :33 me uWu to :33 dinnyew? 
:33 GOWEW. ^-^ I must :3 wait upon >_> my ^w^ good lord ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, ^w^ good :3 Siw 
>_< John. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. :3 Siw uWu John, :33 you :3 woitew ÚwÚ hewe x3 too :33 wong, being :33 you are uWu to 
^w^ take :33 sowdiews :3 up ^-^ in counties ÚwÚ as :33 you ^w^ go. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Will :33 you ÚwÚ sup xDD with me, >w< Mastew >_< Gowew? 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. :3 What x3 foowish ^w^ mastew ^-^ taught :33 you uWu these manners, :3 Siw 
UwU John? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >w< Mastew Gower, >_> if :33 they ^-^ become :33 me not, UwU he >_> was a UwU foow ^w^ that 
^-^ taught them >w< me. ^.^ This is >w< the >w< wight >_> fencing ;;w;; gwace, >_> my OwO wowd; >_> tap for 
>_> tap, ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^.^ pawt fair. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. xDD Nyow, >w< the xDD Wowd :3 wighten ^-^ thee! Thou UwU awt a >_> gweat OwO foow. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
>w< Wondon. UwU Anyothew :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew PRINCE >_> HENWY ^-^ and UwU POINS 

^.^ PWINCE. :3 Befowe God, ^-^ I am :3 exceeding :3 weawy. 
>_< POINS. Is't come uWu to that? ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 thought weariness durst UwU nyot have 
^-^ attach'd >w< onye :3 of ;;w;; so >_> high >w< bwood. 
^.^ PWINCE. ^-^ Faith, it does x3 me; though it ;;w;; discowouws >w< the :33 compwexion :3 of 
>_> my :3 gweatnyess uWu to :3 acknyowwedge uWu it. ^.^ Doth it UwU nyot ^w^ show ;;w;; viwewy ^-^ in :33 me uWu to 
desire xDD smaww OwO beew? 
>_< POINS. :3 Why, a prince OwO shouwd UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; so >_< woosewy x3 studied ÚwÚ as uWu to 
remember ;;w;; so ^w^ weak a >w< composition. 
^.^ PWINCE. :3 Bewike :33 then >_> my :3 appetite >_> was not-princely x3 got; ^-^ fow, :3 by >_> my 
:33 twoth, ^-^ I do now remember >w< the x3 poow >w< cweatuwe, xDD smaww >_< beew. xDD But 
uWu indeed uWu these OwO humbwe >w< considewations uWu make :33 me :33 out :3 of :33 wove xDD with >_> my 
^.^ gweatnyess. :3 What a disgrace is it uWu to :33 me uWu to remember thy ;;w;; nyame, >w< ow 
uWu to >_< knyow thy UwU face x3 to-mowwow, >w< ow uWu to ^w^ take UwU nyote how uWu many >_< paiw :3 of UwU siwk 
;;w;; stockings >w< thou >w< hast- ^.^ viz., :3 these, ^-^ and those ^w^ that were thy 
>w< peach-cowouw'd :3 onyes- >w< ow uWu to ;;w;; beaw >w< the OwO inventowy :3 of thy shirts- >_> as, 
>w< onye for superfluity, ^-^ and uWu anyothew for :33 use! xDD But ^w^ that >w< the 
:3 tennyis-couwt-keepew UwU knyows xDD bettew than I; for it is a >w< wow ebb :3 of 
linen xDD with ÚwÚ thee uWu when >w< thou keepest UwU nyot x3 wacket >_> thewe; ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU hast 
UwU nyot ^w^ donye a >_> gweat x3 whiwe, ÚwÚ because >w< the :33 west :3 of thy >w< wow ÚwÚ countwies 
have uWu made a :3 shift uWu to >w< eat :3 up thy ^w^ howwand. And >_> God UwU knyows whether 
those ^w^ that uWu baww :33 out :3 of >w< the ^-^ wuins :3 of thy linen >_< shaww ;;w;; inhewit ^.^ his 
kingdom; but >w< the :3 midwives say >w< the :3 chiwdwen are UwU nyot ^-^ in >w< the fault; 
ÚwÚ wheweupon >w< the UwU wowwd >_> incweases, ^-^ and :3 kindweds are UwU mightiwy 
^w^ stwengthenyed. 
>_< POINS. UwU How ^w^ iww it uWu fowwows, after :33 you have :3 wabouwed ;;w;; so ^.^ hawd, :33 you 
OwO shouwd ^-^ tawk ;;w;; so ^w^ idwy! Tell me, how uWu many ^w^ good xDD young ^.^ pwinces :3 wouwd 
do ;;w;; so, their ^.^ fathews being ;;w;; so ÚwÚ sick ÚwÚ as ;;w;; youws :3 at ^w^ this :3 time ;;w;; is? 
^.^ PWINCE. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee >w< onye ^w^ thing, >_> Poins? 
>_< POINS. ^w^ Yes, faith; ^-^ and let it >_< be :3 an >_< excewwent ^w^ good OwO thing. 
^.^ PWINCE. >_> It >_< shaww >_> sewve xDD among wits :3 of xDD nyo :33 highew ^w^ bweeding than thine. 
>_< POINS. :3 Go :33 to; ^-^ I >_< stand >w< the push :3 of ^-^ youw >w< onye >_> thing ^w^ that :33 you >w< wiww 
xDD teww. 
^.^ PWINCE. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee it is UwU nyot meet ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be x3 sad, now 
>_> my father is ÚwÚ sick; >w< awbeit ^-^ I ^-^ couwd tell uWu to ;;w;; thee- ÚwÚ as uWu to >w< onye it 
pleases me, for x3 fauwt :3 of a better, uWu to UwU caww >_> my ÚwÚ fwiend- ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >_< be 
;;w;; sad ^-^ and ;;w;; sad uWu indeed >_< too. 
>_< POINS. ^w^ Vewy hardly upon >_< such a subject. 
^.^ PWINCE. By ^w^ this ;;w;; hand, >w< thou xDD thinkest :33 me ÚwÚ as far ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ deviw's book 
ÚwÚ as >w< thou ^-^ and OwO Fawstaff for OwO obduwacy ^-^ and >_> pewsistency: let >w< the UwU end 
xDD twy >w< the man. xDD But ^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee >_> my :33 heawt ;;w;; bweeds ^w^ inwawdwy ^w^ that >_> my 
father is ;;w;; so ÚwÚ sick; ^-^ and ^w^ keeping >_< such :3 viwe company ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU awt hath 
^-^ in :3 weason ^.^ taken OwO fwom :33 me ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ ostentation :3 of sorrow. 
>_< POINS. ^.^ The reason? 
^.^ PWINCE. :3 What wouldst >w< thou xDD think :3 of :33 me >_> if ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^-^ weep? 
>_< POINS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd xDD think ÚwÚ thee a :3 most ÚwÚ pwincewy hypocrite. 
^.^ PWINCE. >_> It :3 wouwd >_< be >_> evewy man's >_> thought; ^-^ and >w< thou UwU awt a xDD bwessed 
uWu fewwow uWu to xDD think ÚwÚ as >_> evewy man thinks. ^.^ Nyevew a man's :3 thought ^-^ in >w< the 
UwU wowwd xDD keeps >w< the road-way xDD bettew than thine. Every man :3 wouwd xDD think 
:33 me :3 an >_< hypocwite indeed. And what accites ^-^ youw :3 most ^-^ wowshipfuw 
:3 thought uWu to xDD think so? 
>_< POINS. :3 Why, ÚwÚ because :33 you have OwO been ;;w;; so ^w^ wewd ^-^ and ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >_< engwaffed uWu to 
^.^ Fawstaff. 
^.^ PWINCE. And uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
>_< POINS. By ^w^ this :3 wight, ^-^ I am ^w^ weww ^-^ spoke >w< on; ^-^ I ^w^ can >_> heaw it xDD with mine 
^-^ own ;;w;; eaws. ^.^ The ^-^ wowst ^w^ that :33 they ^w^ can say :3 of :33 me is ^w^ that ^-^ I am a ;;w;; second 
brother ^-^ and ^w^ that ^-^ I am a xDD pwopew uWu fewwow :3 of >_> my hands; ^-^ and those x3 two 
^.^ things, ^-^ I ÚwÚ confess, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot :33 hewp. By >w< the mass, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes 
^w^ Bawdowph. 

^-^ Entew BARDOLPH ^-^ and UwU PAGE 

^.^ PWINCE. And >w< the :33 boy ^w^ that ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave ^.^ Fawstaff. >w< 'A ^w^ had xDD him OwO fwom :33 me 
UwU Chwistian; ^-^ and >w< wook >_> if >w< the ÚwÚ fat ^w^ viwwain have UwU nyot x3 twansfowm'd xDD him 
UwU ape. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> God >_< save ^-^ youw >w< Gwace! 
^.^ PWINCE. And ^-^ youws, :3 most ^-^ nyobwe xDD Bawdowph! 
>_< POINS. uWu Come, :33 you x3 viwtuous ^-^ ass, :33 you ^-^ bashfuw >w< foow, must :33 you >_< be 
;;w;; bwushing? ^.^ Whewefowe blush :33 you OwO nyow? :3 What a :33 maidenwy man-at-arms 
are :33 you OwO become! Is't >_< such a :3 mattew uWu to x3 get a x3 pottwe-pot's 
maidenhead? 
:33 PAGE. >w< 'A >w< cawws :33 me e'en uWu nyow, >_> my lord, through a ^.^ wed lattice, ^-^ and ^-^ I 
^-^ couwd ÚwÚ discewn xDD nyo ^.^ pawt :3 of ^.^ his UwU face OwO fwom >w< the ^w^ window. x3 At last ^-^ I 
^w^ spied ^.^ his >_> eyes; ^-^ and ;;w;; methought UwU he ^w^ had uWu made x3 two ;;w;; howes ^-^ in >w< the 
>_> awewife's xDD nyew ÚwÚ petticoat, ^-^ and ;;w;; so x3 peep'd :3 thwough. 
^.^ PWINCE. :3 Has UwU nyot >w< the :33 boy >_> pwofited? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. :3 Away, :33 you OwO whoweson x3 upwight ÚwÚ wabbit, uWu away! 
:33 PAGE. :3 Away, :33 you :33 wascawwy :3 Awthaea's >_< dweam, uWu away! 
^.^ PWINCE. Instruct us, :3 boy; what >_< dweam, ;;w;; boy? 
:33 PAGE. x3 Mawwy, >_> my lord, >w< Awthaea >_> dweamt she >_> was delivered :3 of a 
^.^ fiwebwand; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe ^-^ I UwU caww xDD him ;;w;; hew :33 dweam. 
^.^ PWINCE. xDD A crown's worth :3 of ^w^ good ÚwÚ intewpwetation. ;;w;; Thewe 'tis, ^.^ boy. 
ÚwÚ [Giving a uWu cwown] 
>_< POINS. O ^w^ that ^w^ this blossom ^-^ couwd >_< be ÚwÚ kept OwO fwom ^.^ cankews! 
xDD Weww, >w< thewe is sixpence uWu to preserve ;;w;; thee. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ;;w;; An :33 you do UwU nyot uWu make xDD him >_< be ;;w;; hang'd xDD among ^.^ you, >w< the ^.^ gawwows 
>_< shaww have ;;w;; wwong. 
^.^ PWINCE. And how x3 doth thy uWu mastew, uWu Bawdowph? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. xDD Weww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. He heard :3 of ^-^ youw Grace's >w< coming uWu to town. 
Thewe's a letter for ÚwÚ you. 
>_< POINS. Deliver'd xDD with ^w^ good xDD wespect. And how x3 doth >w< the martlemas, 
^-^ youw master? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ^.^ In ^-^ bodiwy ;;w;; heawth, ^-^ siw. 
>_< POINS. x3 Mawwy, >w< the immortal ^.^ pawt xDD nyeeds a UwU physician; but ^w^ that moves 
UwU nyot ^-^ him. OwO Though ^w^ that >_< be ÚwÚ sick, it OwO dies uWu nyot. 
^.^ PWINCE. ^-^ I do OwO awwow ^w^ this ^w^ weww uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ as :3 famiwiaw xDD with :33 me ÚwÚ as >_> my ÚwÚ dog; 
^-^ and UwU he UwU howds ^.^ his place, for >w< wook :33 you how UwU he writes. 
>_< POINS. >_< [Weads] ^.^ 'John >_< Fawstaff, x3 knyight'- Every man must >_< knyow ^w^ that 
ÚwÚ as oft ÚwÚ as UwU he has ^.^ occasion uWu to name ^w^ himsewf, uWu even OwO wike those ^w^ that 
are >w< kin uWu to >w< the OwO King; for :33 they UwU nyevew ^w^ pwick their finger but :33 they 
say ^w^ 'Thewe's ÚwÚ some :3 of >w< the King's UwU bwood spilt.' >_> 'How ÚwÚ comes >_> that?' 
x3 says UwU he ^w^ that >_> takes upon xDD him UwU nyot uWu to >_< conceive. ^.^ The answer is ÚwÚ as 
ready ÚwÚ as a UwU bowwowew's ^-^ cap: 'I am >w< the King's x3 poow cousin, ÚwÚ siw.' 
^.^ PWINCE. Nay, :33 they >w< wiww >_< be >w< kin uWu to us, >w< ow :33 they >w< wiww fetch it OwO fwom 
OwO Japhet. xDD But >w< the ^-^ wettew: >_< [Weads] xDD 'Siw :33 John >_< Fawstaff, ÚwÚ knyight, uWu to 
>w< the ^-^ son :3 of >w< the OwO King xDD nyeawest ^.^ his ^-^ fathew, Harry xDD Pwince :3 of x3 Wawes, 
^.^ gweeting.' 
>_< POINS. :3 Why, ^w^ this is a uWu cewtificate. 
^.^ PWINCE. xDD Peace! >_< [Weads] 'I >w< wiww :33 imitate >w< the >w< honyouwabwe ^-^ Womans ^-^ in 
:3 bwevity.'- 
>_< POINS. He ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ means OwO bwevity ^-^ in >w< bweath, xDD showt-winded. 
^.^ PWINCE. >_< [Weads] 'I >w< commend :33 me uWu to ^-^ thee, ^-^ I >w< commend ^-^ thee, ^-^ and ^-^ I 
uWu weave ;;w;; thee. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot x3 too :3 famiwiaw xDD with >_< Poins; for UwU he misuses thy 
favours ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ^w^ that UwU he swears >w< thou UwU awt uWu to >w< mawwy ^.^ his ;;w;; sistew OwO Nyeww. 
^.^ Wepent :3 at xDD idwe xDD times ÚwÚ as >w< thou ÚwÚ mayst, ^-^ and ;;w;; so farewell. 
>w< Thinye, :3 by ^-^ yea ^-^ and x3 nyo- xDD which is ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as uWu to say ÚwÚ as 
>w< thou usest :3 him- JACK x3 FAWSTAFF xDD with >_> my ^.^ famiwiaws, 
:3 JOHN xDD with >_> my OwO bwothews ^-^ and sisters, ^-^ and ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN xDD with 
;;w;; aww UwU Euwope.' 
>_< POINS. ^w^ My lord, >_< I'ww OwO steep ^w^ this letter ^-^ in uWu sack ^-^ and uWu make xDD him >w< eat uWu it. 
^.^ PWINCE. xDD That's uWu to uWu make xDD him >w< eat twenty :3 of ^.^ his :3 wowds. xDD But do :33 you ÚwÚ use 
:33 me thus, UwU Nyed? ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I >w< mawwy ^-^ youw xDD sistew? 
>_< POINS. >_> God ^.^ send >w< the :3 wench xDD nyo worse x3 fowtunye! xDD But ^-^ I UwU nyevew ^-^ said >_< so. 
^.^ PWINCE. xDD Weww, UwU thus ;;w;; we uWu pway >w< the x3 foows xDD with >w< the time, ^-^ and >w< the >_> spiwits 
:3 of >w< the uWu wise ÚwÚ sit ^-^ in >w< the x3 cwouds ^-^ and ;;w;; mock :33 us. Is ^-^ youw ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in 
London? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. x3 Yea, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^.^ PWINCE. ;;w;; Whewe ^w^ sups ^-^ he? ^.^ Doth >w< the old xDD boaw ;;w;; feed ^-^ in >w< the old >w< fwank? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. x3 At >w< the old place, >_> my lord, ^-^ in Eastcheap. 
^.^ PWINCE. :3 What company? 
:33 PAGE. >w< Ephesians, >_> my lord, :3 of >w< the old :33 chuwch. 
^.^ PWINCE. Sup :33 any :33 women xDD with him? 
:33 PAGE. uWu Nyonye, >_> my lord, but old Mistress ÚwÚ Quickwy ^-^ and Mistress ^.^ Doww 
>_< Teawsheet. 
^.^ PWINCE. :3 What >_< pagan ^w^ may ^w^ that :3 be? 
:33 PAGE. xDD A xDD pwopew gentlewoman, sir, ^-^ and a >_> kinswoman :3 of >_> my xDD mastew's. 
^.^ PWINCE. uWu Even >_< such >w< kin ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 pawish ;;w;; heifews are uWu to >w< the UwU town ^w^ buww. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we >_> steaw upon them, Ned, :3 at uWu suppew? 
>_< POINS. ^-^ I am ^-^ youw x3 shadow, >_> my OwO wowd; >_< I'ww x3 fowwow ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ PWINCE. ^w^ Siwwah, :33 you uWu boy, ^-^ and >_< Bawdowph, xDD nyo :3 wowd uWu to ^-^ youw ^w^ mastew ^w^ that 
^-^ I am yet come uWu to town. Thewe's for ^-^ youw ^-^ siwence. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ^-^ I have xDD nyo uWu tongue, ^-^ siw. 
:33 PAGE. And for uWu minye, sir, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< govewn uWu it. 
^.^ PWINCE. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you :3 weww; ^w^ go. Exeunt BARDOLPH ^-^ and UwU PAGE 
^.^ This ^.^ Doww >_> Teawsheet OwO shouwd >_< be ÚwÚ some :33 woad. 
>_< POINS. ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, ÚwÚ as UwU common ÚwÚ as >w< the x3 way between ^-^ Saint x3 Awbans ^-^ and 
>w< Wondon. 
^.^ PWINCE. UwU How :33 might ;;w;; we see OwO Fawstaff >_< bestow himself to-night ^-^ in ^.^ his 
OwO twue >w< cowouws, ^-^ and UwU nyot >_> ouwsewves >_< be ;;w;; seen? 
>_< POINS. xDD Put on x3 two xDD weathewn x3 jewkins ^-^ and OwO apwons, ^-^ and :3 wait upon xDD him :3 at 
^.^ his ^-^ tabwe ÚwÚ as UwU dwawews. 
^.^ PWINCE. ^w^ Fwom a x3 god uWu to a bull? xDD A >_< heavy ;;w;; descension! >_> It >_> was UwU Jove's 
;;w;; case. ^w^ Fwom a prince uWu to a :33 pwentice? xDD A >w< wow ^w^ twansfowmation! :33 That 
>_< shaww >_< be mine; for ^-^ in ;;w;; evewything >w< the OwO puwpose must :33 weigh xDD with >w< the 
folly. Follow me, Ned. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
:33 Wawkwowth. :3 Befowe >w< the UwU castwe 

^-^ Entew NORTHUMBERLAND, LADY NORTHUMBERLAND, ^-^ and LADY UwU PEWCY 

OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, >_> woving ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ and ÚwÚ gentwe ;;w;; daughtew, 
^w^ Give uWu even x3 way >_< unto >_> my ^.^ wough affairs; 
xDD Put UwU nyot :33 you on >w< the ÚwÚ visage :3 of >w< the xDD times 
And be, OwO wike them, uWu to x3 Pewcy OwO twoubwesome. 
LADY OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^-^ I have ÚwÚ given OwO ovew, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU speak xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
:3 Do what :33 you :3 wiww; ^-^ youw ;;w;; wisdom >_< be ^-^ youw >_< guide. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_> Awas, sweet ÚwÚ wife, >_> my >w< honyouw is :3 at :3 pawn; 
And but >_> my going OwO nyothing ^w^ can ^-^ wedeem uWu it. 
LADY ^-^ PEWCY. OwO O, yet, for God's xDD sake, ^w^ go UwU nyot uWu to uWu these UwU waws! 
^.^ The :3 time ^w^ was, ^-^ fathew, ^w^ that :33 you ^.^ bwoke ^-^ youw word, 
When :33 you were :33 mowe >_> endeaw'd uWu to it than OwO nyow; 
When ^-^ youw ^-^ own Percy, uWu when >_> my xDD heawt's dear OwO Hawwy, 
:33 Thwew uWu many a northward >w< wook uWu to see ^.^ his father 
xDD Bwing :3 up ^.^ his ^w^ powews; but UwU he >w< did long ^-^ in x3 vain. 
>_< Who :33 then persuaded :33 you uWu to x3 stay :3 at ^w^ home? 
;;w;; Thewe were x3 two UwU honyouws >_> wost, ;;w;; youws ^-^ and ^-^ youw >_> son's. 
:3 Fow ^-^ youws, >w< the >_> God :3 of :3 heaven xDD bwighten x3 it! 
:3 Fow uWu his, it >_> stuck upon xDD him ÚwÚ as >w< the sun 
^.^ In >w< the :33 gwey vault :3 of ;;w;; heaven; ^-^ and :3 by ^.^ his :3 wight 
ÚwÚ Did ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD chivawwy :3 of ;;w;; Engwand ^.^ move 
>_< To do ^.^ bwave ^w^ acts. He >_> was uWu indeed >w< the x3 gwass 
Wherein >w< the ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ youth >w< did dress uWu themsewves. 
He ^w^ had xDD nyo ÚwÚ wegs ^w^ that >w< pwactis'd UwU nyot ^.^ his UwU gait; 
And ^w^ speaking OwO thick, xDD which ;;w;; nyatuwe uWu made ^.^ his :3 bwemish, 
>_> Became >w< the :33 accents :3 of >w< the valiant; 
:3 Fow those ;;w;; who ^-^ couwd UwU speak >w< wow ^-^ and uWu tawdiwy 
>w< Wouwd ^w^ tuwn their ^-^ own >_> pewfection uWu to ;;w;; abuse 
>_< To seem OwO wike him: ;;w;; so ^w^ that ^-^ in :3 speech, ^-^ in gait, 
^.^ In ÚwÚ diet, ^-^ in :33 affections :3 of delight, 
^.^ In military >_< wuwes, UwU humouws :3 of uWu bwood, 
He >_> was >w< the >_< mawk ^-^ and xDD gwass, ^.^ copy ^-^ and ÚwÚ book, 
:33 That fashion'd >_> othews. And :3 him- O ^.^ wondwous uWu him! 
O UwU miwacwe :3 of >_> men!- xDD him >w< did :33 you ^-^ weave- 
Second uWu to none, OwO unseconded :3 by >w< you- 
>_< To >w< wook upon >w< the hideous x3 god :3 of ^-^ waw 
^.^ In >_< disadvantage, uWu to uWu abide a field 
;;w;; Whewe OwO nyothing but >w< the sound :3 of ^w^ Hotspuw's name 
ÚwÚ Did seem UwU defensibwe. So :33 you UwU weft ^-^ him. 
x3 Nyevew, O ^w^ nyevew, do ^.^ his ghost >w< the ^-^ wwong 
>_< To hold ^-^ youw >w< honyouw :33 mowe >w< pwecise ^-^ and uWu nyice 
With ÚwÚ othews than xDD with uWu him! Let them alone. 
^.^ The UwU Mawshaw ^-^ and >w< the Archbishop are >w< stwong. 
Had >_> my sweet Harry ^w^ had but :3 hawf their :3 nyumbews, 
^.^ To-day :33 might ;;w;; I, >_> hanging on ^w^ Hotspuw's neck, 
>_< Have ^w^ tawk'd :3 of OwO Monmouth's :33 gwave. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_< Beshwew ^-^ youw heart, 
:33 Faiw ;;w;; daughtew, :33 you do draw >_> my >_> spiwits OwO fwom :33 me 
With xDD nyew ^w^ wamenting ancient ^.^ ovewsights. 
xDD But ^-^ I must ^w^ go ^-^ and meet xDD with danger there, 
>_> Ow it >w< wiww >w< seek :33 me ^-^ in uWu anyothew place, 
And find :33 me worse >_> pwovided. 
LADY OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO O, OwO fwy uWu to ^w^ Scotwand 
xDD Tiww ^w^ that >w< the :33 nyobwes ^-^ and >w< the uWu awmed OwO commons 
>_< Have :3 of their x3 puissance uWu made a ^-^ wittwe ^-^ taste. 
LADY ^-^ PEWCY. UwU If :33 they x3 get >_< gwound ^-^ and vantage :3 of >w< the :3 King, 
UwU Then :33 join :33 you xDD with them, OwO wike a OwO wib :3 of ^-^ steew, 
>_< To uWu make >_> stwength >_> stwongew; OwO but, for ;;w;; aww x3 ouw ^w^ woves, 
>_< Fiwst let them xDD twy uWu themsewves. So >w< did ^-^ youw x3 son; 
He >_> was ;;w;; so suff'red; ;;w;; so came ^-^ I a widow; 
And UwU nyevew >_< shaww have UwU wength :3 of OwO wife :33 enyough 
>_< To rain upon :33 wemembwance xDD with mine uWu eyes, 
:33 That it ^w^ may ÚwÚ gwow ^-^ and ^-^ spwout ÚwÚ as >_> high ÚwÚ as :33 heaven, 
:3 Fow :33 wecowdation uWu to >_> my ^-^ nyobwe xDD husband. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu Come, come, ^w^ go ^-^ in xDD with >w< me. 'Tis xDD with >_> my ;;w;; mind 
:33 As xDD with >w< the tide >_> sweww'd :3 up >_< unto ^.^ his >_> height, 
:33 That ^-^ makes a :33 stiww-stand, running ^w^ nyeithew way. 
:3 Fain :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ go uWu to meet >w< the Archbishop, 
xDD But uWu many >_> thousand uWu weasons hold :33 me OwO back. 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< wesowve for ^.^ Scotwand. ;;w;; Thewe am ;;w;; I, 
xDD Tiww :3 time ^-^ and vantage xDD cwave >_> my x3 company. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The x3 Boaw's UwU Head ^-^ Tavewn ^-^ in ^.^ Eastcheap 

^-^ Entew ^-^ FWANCIS ^-^ and uWu anyothew DRAWER 

uWu FWANCIS. :3 What >w< the devil UwU hast >w< thou brought there-apple-johns? Thou 
knowest :3 Siw :33 John ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ enduwe :3 an apple-john. 
SECOND ÚwÚ DWAWEW. :3 Mass, >w< thou say'st :3 twue. ^.^ The xDD Pwince once ^w^ set a OwO dish 
:3 of uWu appwe-johns :33 befowe :3 him, ^-^ and >_< towd xDD him >w< thewe were ÚwÚ five :33 mowe :3 Siw 
^-^ Johns; UwU and, putting off ^.^ his xDD hat, ^-^ said 'I >w< wiww now ^w^ take >_> my uWu weave 
:3 of uWu these six dry, round, >_< owd, >_> withewed knights.' >_> It ang'red xDD him 
uWu to >w< the :33 heawt; but UwU he hath :3 fowgot UwU that. 
uWu FWANCIS. :3 Why, uWu then, cover ^-^ and ^w^ set them >_< down; ^-^ and see >_> if >w< thou >_> canst 
find :33 out Sneak's ^w^ nyoise; Mistress >_> Teawsheet :3 wouwd :33 fain >_> heaw ÚwÚ some 
music. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ thiwd DRAWER 

THIRD ÚwÚ DWAWEW. xDD Dispatch! ^.^ The room >w< whewe :33 they UwU supp'd is x3 too >_> hot; 
^.^ they'ww come ^-^ in straight. 
uWu FWANCIS. ^w^ Siwwah, ÚwÚ hewe >w< wiww >_< be >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and >w< Mastew ;;w;; Poins OwO anyon; ^-^ and 
:33 they >w< wiww put on x3 two :3 of x3 ouw x3 jewkins ^-^ and ^w^ apwons; ^-^ and :3 Siw :33 John must 
UwU nyot >_< knyow :3 of uWu it. OwO Bawdowph hath brought word. 
THIRD ÚwÚ DWAWEW. By >w< the mass, ÚwÚ hewe >w< wiww >_< be old uds; it >w< wiww >_< be :3 an 
>_< excewwent UwU stwatagem. 
SECOND ÚwÚ DWAWEW. >_< I'ww see >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ can find :33 out Sneak. 
Exeunt ;;w;; second ^-^ and ^.^ thiwd ÚwÚ DWAWEWS 

^-^ Entew :3 HOSTESS ^-^ and :3 DOWW >w< TEAWSHEET 

>_> HOSTESS. >_< I' faith, ^w^ sweetheawt, :33 methinks now :33 you are ^-^ in :3 an >_< excewwent 
^w^ good temperality. ;;w;; Youw >_< puwsidge xDD beats ÚwÚ as >_< extwaowdinyawiwy ÚwÚ as :33 heawt 
:3 wouwd UwU desiwe; ^-^ and ^-^ youw :33 cowouw, ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, is ÚwÚ as ^.^ wed ÚwÚ as :33 any 
xDD wose, ^-^ in ^w^ good truth, la! >w< But, ^.^ i' faith, :33 you have ;;w;; dwunk x3 too ÚwÚ much 
xDD canyawies; ^-^ and UwU that's a ^w^ mawvewwous >_> seawching x3 winye, ^-^ and it ^w^ pewfumes 
>w< the UwU bwood ^-^ ewe >w< onye ^w^ can say 'What's this?' UwU How do :33 you OwO nyow? 
x3 DOWW. >_> Bettew than ^-^ I ÚwÚ was- ÚwÚ hem. 
>_> HOSTESS. :3 Why, UwU that's ^w^ weww said; a ^w^ good xDD heawt's worth ^w^ gowd. 
:3 Wo, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes :3 Siw >_< John. 

^-^ Entew x3 FAWSTAFF 

>_< FAWSTAFF. [Singing] >_> 'When OwO Awthuw >_> fiwst ^-^ in OwO couwt'- OwO Empty >w< the 
UwU jowdan. UwU [Exit :3 FWANCIS]- [Singing] 'And >_> was a ^-^ wowthy >_< king'- UwU How 
uWu nyow, Mistress Doll! 
>_> HOSTESS. uWu Sick :3 of a uWu cawm; >w< yea, ^w^ good faith. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. So is ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew >_< sect; ^-^ and :33 they >_< be once ^-^ in a calm, :33 they are 
;;w;; sick. 
x3 DOWW. xDD A pox ;;w;; damn ^.^ you, :33 you ^-^ muddy >_< wascaw! Is ^w^ that ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 comfowt :33 you 
>w< give ÚwÚ me? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. You uWu make ÚwÚ fat OwO wascaws, Mistress >_< Doww. 
x3 DOWW. ^-^ I uWu make OwO them! ^.^ Gwuttony ^-^ and >w< diseases uWu make xDD them: ^-^ I uWu make them 
uWu nyot. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. UwU If >w< the cook :33 hewp uWu to uWu make >w< the ^.^ gwuttony, :33 you :33 hewp uWu to uWu make 
>w< the ;;w;; diseases, >_< Doww. OwO We xDD catch :3 of ^.^ you, ^-^ Doww, ;;w;; we xDD catch :3 of you; ÚwÚ gwant 
that, >_> my x3 poow virtue, ÚwÚ gwant UwU that. 
x3 DOWW. x3 Yea, joy, x3 ouw uWu chains ^-^ and x3 ouw jewels. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. OwO 'Youw ^.^ bwooches, pearls, ^-^ and ouches.' :3 Fow uWu to >_> sewve ÚwÚ bwavewy 
is uWu to come x3 hawting off; :33 you :33 knyow, uWu to come off >w< the x3 bweach xDD with ^.^ his 
uWu pike bent ^-^ bwavewy, ^-^ and uWu to >_< suwgewy ;;w;; bwavewy; uWu to venture upon >w< the 
charg'd chambers >_< bwavewy- 
x3 DOWW. ^.^ Hang ÚwÚ youwsewf, :33 you ^-^ muddy conger, ;;w;; hang yourself! 
>_> HOSTESS. By >_> my :33 twoth, ^w^ this is >w< the old >_< fashion; :33 you x3 two UwU nyevew meet 
but :33 you x3 faww uWu to ÚwÚ some uWu discowd. You are both, ^.^ i' ^w^ good truth, ÚwÚ as 
:3 wheumatic ÚwÚ as x3 two dry toasts; :33 you ;;w;; cannyot >w< onye ;;w;; beaw xDD with xDD anyothew's 
ÚwÚ confiwmities. :3 What >w< the good-year! >w< onye must ^.^ beaw, ^-^ and ^w^ that must >_< be 
ÚwÚ you. You are >w< the weaker x3 vessew, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ as :33 they say, >w< the emptier 
>_> vessew. 
x3 DOWW. >_> Can a ^w^ weak uWu empty uWu vessew ;;w;; beaw >_< such a ^w^ huge full OwO hogs-head? 
Thewe's a uWu whowe >_< mewchant's venture :3 of uWu Bouwdeaux stuff ^-^ in xDD him; :33 you 
have UwU nyot seen a ^.^ huwk xDD bettew x3 stuff'd ^-^ in >w< the UwU howd. uWu Come, >_< I'ww >_< be 
>w< fwiends xDD with ^-^ thee, x3 Jack. Thou UwU awt going uWu to >w< the >w< waws; ^-^ and whether 
^-^ I >_< shaww ^-^ evew see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; again >w< ow uWu nyo, >w< thewe is uWu nyobody cares. 

^-^ We-entew ^-^ FWANCIS 

uWu FWANCIS. x3 Siw, x3 Ancient :33 Pistow's >w< bewow ^-^ and :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
x3 DOWW. ^.^ Hang :3 him, UwU swaggewing >_< wascaw! Let xDD him UwU nyot come xDD hithew; it is 
>w< the OwO fouw-mouth'dst ^.^ wogue ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand. 
>_> HOSTESS. UwU If UwU he swagger, let xDD him UwU nyot come uWu hewe. x3 Nyo, :3 by >_> my faith! ^-^ I 
must >_< wive xDD among >_> my neighbours; >_< I'ww xDD nyo ^.^ swaggewews. ^-^ I am ^-^ in ^w^ good 
name ^-^ and fame xDD with >w< the :3 vewy ^.^ best. >_< Shut >w< the ÚwÚ doow. ;;w;; Thewe ÚwÚ comes xDD nyo 
UwU swaggewews >_> hewe; ^-^ I have UwU nyot :3 wiv'd ;;w;; aww ^w^ this :33 whiwe uWu to have 
UwU swaggewing UwU nyow. >_< Shut >w< the door, ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ you. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. OwO Dost >w< thou uWu heaw, hostess? 
>_> HOSTESS. xDD Pway x3 ye, uWu pacify ÚwÚ youwsewf, :3 Siw ÚwÚ John; >w< thewe ÚwÚ comes xDD nyo 
UwU swaggewews uWu hewe. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. OwO Dost >w< thou hear? >_> It is mine x3 ancient. 
>_> HOSTESS. uWu Tiwwy-fawwy, :3 Siw uWu John, >w< nye'ew tell x3 me; ^-^ and ^-^ youw ancient 
uWu swagg'wew ÚwÚ comes UwU nyot ^-^ in >_> my >_> doows. ^-^ I >_> was :33 befowe >w< Mastew ^w^ Tisick, >w< the 
UwU debuty, uWu t' x3 othew day; UwU and, ÚwÚ as UwU he ^-^ said uWu to >_> me- x3 'twas xDD nyo >_> wongew ^-^ ago 
than >w< Wednyesday ^-^ wast, ^.^ i' ^w^ good faith!- 'Neighbour Quickly,' x3 says 
he- >w< Mastew uWu Dumbe, x3 ouw :33 minyistew, >_> was :3 by ^-^ then- 'Neighbour Quickly,' 
x3 says UwU he 'receive those ^w^ that are civil, uWu fow' ^-^ said UwU he >w< 'you are ^-^ in 
:3 an ^w^ iww xDD nyame.' :3 Nyow x3 'a ^-^ said ;;w;; so, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell uWu wheweupon. >_< 'Fow' x3 says UwU he 
>w< 'you are :3 an uWu honyest woman ^-^ and ^w^ weww :3 thought ;;w;; on, x3 thewefowe ^w^ take heed 
what guests :33 you ^-^ weceive. >w< Weceive' x3 says UwU he uWu 'nyo UwU swaggewing 
x3 companyions.' ;;w;; Thewe ÚwÚ comes none uWu hewe. You :3 wouwd bless :33 you uWu to >_> heaw 
what UwU he :33 said. x3 Nyo, >_< I'ww xDD nyo ^w^ swagg'wews. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. He's xDD nyo swagg'rer, hostess; a tame >_> cheatew, ^.^ i' faith; :33 you 
^w^ may ^w^ stwoke xDD him ÚwÚ as OwO gentwy ÚwÚ as a ^.^ puppy greyhound. ;;w;; He'ww UwU nyot x3 swaggew 
xDD with a Barbary xDD hen, >_> if ;;w;; hew feathers ^w^ tuwn >_< back ^-^ in :33 any ^w^ show :3 of 
OwO wesistance. x3 Caww xDD him xDD up, OwO dwawew. 
x3 Exit ^-^ FWANCIS 
>_> HOSTESS. >_< Cheatew, UwU caww :33 you him? ^-^ I >w< wiww bar xDD nyo uWu honyest man >_> my uWu house, 
>_< nyow xDD nyo ^w^ cheatew; but ^-^ I do UwU nyot :33 wove :3 swaggewing, :3 by >_> my ^w^ twoth. ^-^ I am 
>w< the worse uWu when >w< onye x3 says uWu 'swaggew.' ^w^ Feew, masters, how ^-^ I ^w^ shake; 
>w< wook ^.^ you, ^-^ I warrant ÚwÚ you. 
x3 DOWW. So :33 you ÚwÚ do, hostess. 
>_> HOSTESS. :3 Do >_> I? x3 Yea, ^-^ in :3 vewy truth, do ;;w;; I, :3 an x3 'twewe :3 an OwO aspen ^-^ weaf. ^-^ I 
;;w;; cannyot uWu abide ^w^ swagg'wews. 

^-^ Entew PISTOL, BARDOLPH, ^-^ and UwU PAGE 

UwU PISTOW. >_> God >_< save ^.^ you, :3 Siw John! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Wewcome, x3 Ancient ^w^ Pistow. >_> Hewe, ^-^ Pistow, ^-^ I charge :33 you xDD with 
a xDD cup :3 of UwU sack; do :33 you >w< dischawge upon mine hostess. 
UwU PISTOW. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< dischawge upon >w< hew, :3 Siw uWu John, xDD with x3 two ^w^ buwwets. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ She is >_< pistow-pwoof, sir; :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot hardly ^w^ offend 
x3 hew. 
>_> HOSTESS. uWu Come, >_< I'ww drink xDD nyo proofs >_< nyow xDD nyo ^w^ buwwets. >_< I'ww drink xDD nyo 
:33 mowe than >w< wiww do :33 me ^.^ good, for xDD nyo man's ^.^ pweasuwe, xDD I. 
UwU PISTOW. UwU Then uWu to ^.^ you, Mistress >w< Dowothy; ^-^ I >w< wiww charge ÚwÚ you. 
x3 DOWW. Charge me! ^-^ I OwO scown ^.^ you, :33 scuwvy ^w^ companyion. x3 What! :33 you poor, 
uWu base, rascally, ^-^ cheating, ;;w;; wack-winyen :33 mate! :3 Away, :33 you ;;w;; mouwdy 
rogue, uWu away! ^-^ I am ^.^ meat for ^-^ youw ÚwÚ mastew. 
UwU PISTOW. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^.^ you, Mistress ÚwÚ Dowothy. 
x3 DOWW. :3 Away, :33 you >_< cut-puwse >_< wascaw! :33 you :33 fiwthy ÚwÚ bung, uWu away! By ^w^ this 
x3 winye, >_< I'ww ;;w;; thwust >_> my UwU knyife ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; mouwdy chaps, :3 an :33 you uWu pway >w< the 
saucy >w< cuttwe xDD with >w< me. :3 Away, :33 you >_> bottwe-awe >_< wascaw! :33 you 
basket-hilt UwU stawe x3 juggwew, >_> you! ;;w;; Since when, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >_> siw? 
God's :3 wight, xDD with x3 two UwU points on ^-^ youw :3 shouwdew? ;;w;; Much! 
UwU PISTOW. >_> God let :33 me UwU nyot >_< wive but ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ muwdew ^-^ youw ruff for this. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :33 Nyo ^-^ mowe, ÚwÚ Pistow; ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have :33 you ^w^ go off uWu hewe. 
^w^ Dischawge :33 youwsewf :3 of x3 ouw ^w^ company, ^w^ Pistow. 
>_> HOSTESS. x3 Nyo, ^w^ good ;;w;; Captain ÚwÚ Pistow; UwU nyot ;;w;; hewe, sweet :3 captain. 
x3 DOWW. x3 Captain! Thou abominable ^.^ damn'd >_> cheatew, UwU awt >w< thou UwU nyot >w< ashamed 
uWu to >_< be :3 cawwed captain? ;;w;; An ^w^ captains were :3 of >_> my >w< mind, :33 they :3 wouwd 
ÚwÚ twuncheon :33 you x3 out, for x3 taking their ;;w;; nyames upon :33 you :33 befowe :33 you 
have earn'd uWu them. You a ^.^ captain! :33 you :33 swave, for UwU what? :3 Fow >w< teawing 
a x3 poow whore's ruff ^-^ in a UwU bawdy-house? He a ^.^ captain! ;;w;; hang :3 him, 
xDD wogue! He xDD wives upon ;;w;; mouwdy uWu stew'd prunes ^-^ and OwO dwied >w< cakes. xDD A 
^.^ captain! God's :3 wight, uWu these ;;w;; viwwains >w< wiww uWu make >w< the :3 wowd ÚwÚ as uWu odious 
ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 wowd xDD 'occupy'; xDD which >_> was :3 an >_< excewwent ^w^ good :3 wowd :33 befowe it 
>_> was ^w^ iww sowted. Therefore ^w^ captains ^w^ had need >w< wook to't. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. xDD Pway ÚwÚ thee ^w^ go x3 down, ^w^ good x3 ancient. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_> Hawk ÚwÚ thee hither, Mistress >_< Doww. 
UwU PISTOW. uWu Nyot ^w^ I! ^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee x3 what, uWu Cowpowaw >_< Bawdowph, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd tear 
:3 hew; >_< I'ww >_< be :33 weveng'd :3 of x3 hew. 
:33 PAGE. xDD Pway ÚwÚ thee ^w^ go down. 
UwU PISTOW. >_< I'ww see ;;w;; hew ^.^ damn'd first; uWu to ^.^ Pwuto's ^.^ damn'd :3 wake, :3 by ^w^ this 
;;w;; hand, uWu to >_> th' >_> infewnyaw uWu deep, xDD with OwO Ewebus ^-^ and tortures :3 viwe uWu awso. 
x3 Howd hook ^-^ and >w< winye, say xDD I. Down, x3 down, dogs! x3 down, >w< faitows! >_< Have 
;;w;; we UwU nyot Hiren :33 hewe? 
>_> HOSTESS. Good ;;w;; Captain Peesel, >_< be ^.^ quiet; ÚwÚ 'tis :3 vewy >w< wate, ^.^ i' faith; ^-^ I 
beseek :33 you uWu nyow, ;;w;; aggwavate ^-^ youw choler. 
UwU PISTOW. These >_< be ^w^ good :3 humouws, ^.^ indeed! ÚwÚ Shaww packhorses, 
And ^.^ howwow >w< pampew'd :3 jades :3 of ^-^ Asia, 
Which ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ go but x3 thiwty x3 miwe a x3 day, 
Compare xDD with :3 Caesaws, ^-^ and xDD with xDD Cannyibaws, 
And ^w^ Twoiant >_< Gweeks? Nay, :3 wathew ;;w;; damn them xDD with 
OwO King uWu Cewbewus; ^-^ and let >w< the welkin ^-^ woaw. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we x3 faww ÚwÚ fouw for uWu toys? 
>_> HOSTESS. By >_> my :33 twoth, >w< Captain, uWu these are :3 vewy OwO bittew :3 wowds. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ;;w;; Be gone, ^w^ good :3 ancient; ^w^ this >w< wiww ÚwÚ gwow uWu to a >w< bwaww ;;w;; anyon. 
UwU PISTOW. ;;w;; Die ^-^ men OwO wike dogs! ^w^ Give ^.^ cwowns OwO wike UwU pins! >_< Have ;;w;; we UwU nyot Hiren 
:33 hewe? 
>_> HOSTESS. :33 O' >_> my word, >w< Captain, >_< thewe's none >_< such uWu hewe. :3 What >w< the 
good-year! do :33 you xDD think ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu deny :33 hew? :3 Fow God's xDD sake, >_< be 
:33 quiet. 
UwU PISTOW. UwU Then ;;w;; feed ^-^ and >_< be :33 fat, >_> my ^.^ faiw uWu Cawipowis. 
uWu Come, give's ÚwÚ some >_> sack. 
^w^ 'Si xDD fowtunye :33 me :3 towmente sperato :33 me ÚwÚ contento.' 
Fear ;;w;; we ÚwÚ bwoadsides? x3 Nyo, let >w< the x3 fiend >w< give >w< fiwe. 
^w^ Give :33 me ÚwÚ some UwU sack; UwU and, ^w^ sweetheawt, >_< wie >w< thou >w< thewe. 
xDD [Waying OwO down ^.^ his >_< swowd] 
^w^ Come ;;w;; we uWu to full UwU points ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ and are x3 etcetewas OwO nyothings? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Pistow, ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be :33 quiet. 
UwU PISTOW. ^-^ Sweet ÚwÚ knyight, ^-^ I >_> kiss thy neaf. x3 What! ;;w;; we have seen >w< the seven 
stars. 
x3 DOWW. :3 Fow God's >w< sake ;;w;; thwust xDD him OwO down stairs; ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ enduwe >_< such a 
fustian ^.^ wascaw. 
UwU PISTOW. >w< Thwust xDD him OwO down stairs! x3 Knyow ;;w;; we UwU nyot Galloway :33 nyags? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >w< Quoit xDD him x3 down, >_< Bawdowph, OwO wike a >_> shove-gwoat ^-^ shiwwing. 
Nay, :3 an x3 'a do OwO nyothing but UwU speak ;;w;; nyothing, x3 'a >_< shaww >_< be OwO nyothing 
uWu hewe. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. uWu Come, x3 get :33 you OwO down ^w^ staiws. 
UwU PISTOW. x3 What! >_< shaww ;;w;; we have ÚwÚ incision? ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we >_< imbwue? 
;;w;; [Snyatching :3 up ^.^ his >_< swowd] 
UwU Then ÚwÚ death x3 wock :33 me >_> asweep, UwU abwidge >_> my ^.^ dowefuw days! 
:3 Why, uWu then, let ^w^ gwievous, >w< ghastwy, >_> gaping >_< wounds 
:3 Untwinye >w< the Sisters ^-^ Thwee! uWu Come, Atropos, ^-^ I uWu say! 
>_> HOSTESS. Here's goodly stuff toward! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Give :33 me >_> my ^w^ wapiew, ^.^ boy. 
x3 DOWW. ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, ^w^ Jack, ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, do UwU nyot draw. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Get :33 you OwO down ^w^ staiws. 
UwU [Dwawing ^-^ and ;;w;; dwiving PISTOL out] 
>_> HOSTESS. Here's a goodly >_> tumuwt! >_< I'ww forswear ^w^ keeping house x3 afowe 
>_< I'ww >_< be ^-^ in uWu these uWu tiwwits ^-^ and frights. ÚwÚ So; ^-^ muwdew, ^-^ I warrant UwU nyow. 
>_> Awas, ^.^ awas! put :3 up ^-^ youw naked weapons, put :3 up ^-^ youw naked OwO weapons. 
Exeunt PISTOL ^-^ and BARDOLPH 
x3 DOWW. ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, ^w^ Jack, >_< be ^.^ quiet; >w< the rascal's gone. >_< Ah, :33 you 
OwO whoweson ^-^ wittwe ^.^ vawiant villain, >_> you! 
>_> HOSTESS. ;;w;; Awe :33 you UwU nyot hurt ^.^ i' >_> th' ^w^ gwoin? :3 Methought x3 'a uWu made a ^-^ shwewd 
;;w;; thwust :3 at ^-^ youw belly. 

^-^ We-entew BARDOLPH 

>_< FAWSTAFF. >_< Have :33 you OwO tuwn'd xDD him :33 out a ^.^ doows? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. x3 Yea, ^-^ siw. ^.^ The rascal's OwO dwunk. You have hurt :3 him, sir, ^.^ i' 
>_> th' >_< shouwdew. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD A >_< wascaw! uWu to ^.^ bwave me! 
x3 DOWW. >_< Ah, :33 you sweet ^-^ wittwe rogue, >_> you! >_> Awas, x3 poow ape, how >w< thou 
>_< sweat'st! uWu Come, let :33 me uWu wipe thy OwO face. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, :33 you OwO whoweson 
;;w;; chops. >_< Ah, xDD wogue! ^.^ i' faith, ^-^ I :33 wove ;;w;; thee. Thou UwU awt ÚwÚ as valorous ÚwÚ as 
UwU Hectow :3 of ;;w;; Twoy, worth ÚwÚ five :3 of ;;w;; Agamemnyon, ^-^ and >_< ten xDD times xDD bettew 
than >w< the ^.^ Nyinye :33 Wowthies. >_< Ah, >w< viwwain! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD A :33 wascawwy ^w^ swave! ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 toss >w< the ^.^ wogue ^-^ in a >_> bwanket. 
x3 DOWW. ÚwÚ Do, :3 an >w< thou dar'st for thy >w< heawt. ;;w;; An >w< thou >_> dost, >_< I'ww canvass 
ÚwÚ thee between a >_< paiw :3 of sheets. 

^-^ Entew musicians 

:33 PAGE. ^.^ The music is come, ^-^ siw. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Let them play. :33 Pway, uWu siws. >w< Sit on >_> my >w< knyee, :3 Don. xDD A ^w^ wascaw 
bragging ^w^ swave! ^.^ The ^.^ wogue fled OwO fwom :33 me OwO wike >w< quick-siwvew. 
x3 DOWW. >_< I' faith, ^-^ and >w< thou *notices bulge* fowwow'dst xDD him OwO wike a :33 chuwch. Thou 
OwO whoweson ^-^ wittwe :33 tidy :33 Bawthowomew boar-pig, uWu when OwO wiwt >w< thou uWu weave 
:3 fighting a ^-^ days ^-^ and x3 foinying a nights, ^-^ and begin uWu to ^-^ patch :3 up ^w^ thinye 
old body for >_< heaven? 

Enter, >_> behind, PRINCE >_> HENWY ^-^ and UwU POINS >_< disguised ÚwÚ as >_> dwawews 

>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Peace, ^w^ good Doll! :3 Do UwU nyot UwU speak OwO wike a uWu death's-head; do 
UwU nyot :33 bid :33 me remember mine >_< end. 
x3 DOWW. ^w^ Siwwah, what humour's >w< the xDD Pwince of? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD A ^w^ good shallow xDD young fellow. >w< 'A :3 wouwd have uWu made a ^w^ good 
uWu pantwew; x3 'a :3 wouwd ha' :33 chipp'd bread ^.^ weww. 
x3 DOWW. xDD They say ;;w;; Poins has a ^w^ good ^-^ wit. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. He a ^w^ good >_< wit! ;;w;; hang :3 him, xDD baboon! :33 His xDD wit's ÚwÚ as xDD thick ÚwÚ as 
Tewksbury mustard; >_< thewe's xDD nyo :33 mowe ^w^ conceit ^-^ in xDD him than is ^-^ in a 
mallet. 
x3 DOWW. ^.^ Why does >w< the xDD Pwince :33 wove xDD him ;;w;; so, then? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Because their ÚwÚ wegs are x3 both :3 of a bigness, ^-^ and x3 'a UwU pways :3 at 
^.^ quoits UwU weww, ^-^ and >_< eats ^-^ congew ^-^ and xDD fennyew, ^-^ and :3 dwinks off candles' 
^w^ ends for >_< fwap-dwagons, ^-^ and ;;w;; wides >w< the wild xDD mawe xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ boys, ^-^ and 
OwO jumps upon >_> join'd-stoows, ^-^ and swears xDD with a ^w^ good ;;w;; gwace, ^-^ and wears 
^.^ his xDD boots :3 vewy ;;w;; smooth, OwO wike >_< unto >w< the uWu sign :3 of >w< the Leg, ^-^ and >w< bweeds 
xDD nyo >_< bate xDD with telling :3 of >w< discweet :3 stowies; ^-^ and >_< such x3 othew UwU gambow 
faculties x3 'a >_< has, ^w^ that ^w^ show a ^w^ weak ;;w;; mind ^-^ and :3 an able ^.^ body, for >w< the 
xDD which >w< the xDD Pwince admits ^-^ him. :3 Fow >w< the xDD Pwince himself is >_< such 
>_< anyothew; >w< the ^w^ weight :3 of a >w< haiw >w< wiww ^w^ tuwn >w< the scales between their 
avoirdupois. 
^.^ PWINCE. >w< Wouwd UwU nyot ^w^ this nave :3 of a wheel have ^.^ his >_< eaws cut ^-^ off? 
>_< POINS. xDD Wet's ^-^ beat xDD him :33 befowe ^.^ his OwO whowe. 
^.^ PWINCE. ÚwÚ Wook whe'er >w< the wither'd >_> ewdew hath UwU nyot ^.^ his poll ^w^ cwaw'd 
OwO wike a ^.^ pawwot. 
>_< POINS. Is it UwU nyot ^-^ stwange ^w^ that desire OwO shouwd ;;w;; so uWu many xDD yeaws ^w^ outwive 
performance? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. uWu Kiss me, >_< Doww. 
^.^ PWINCE. ;;w;; Satuwn ^-^ and x3 Venyus ^w^ this :33 yeaw ^-^ in UwU conjunction! :3 What x3 says >_> th' 
almanac uWu to that? 
>_< POINS. And >w< wook whether >w< the ^-^ fiewy UwU Twigon, ^.^ his ;;w;; man, >_< be UwU nyot uWu wisping 
uWu to ^.^ his uWu mastew's old ^w^ tabwes, ^.^ his note-book, ^.^ his ^w^ counsew-keepew. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Thou dost >w< give :33 me ;;w;; fwattewing >_< busses. 
x3 DOWW. By >_> my :33 twoth, ^-^ I >_> kiss ÚwÚ thee xDD with a :3 most ;;w;; constant >w< heawt. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I am >_< owd, ^-^ I am OwO owd. 
x3 DOWW. ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee xDD bettew than ^-^ I :33 wove e'er a :33 scuwvy xDD young :33 boy :3 of 
them ÚwÚ aww. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 What stuff OwO wiwt have a ;;w;; kiwtwe of? ^-^ I >_< shaww >_> weceive ^.^ monyey a 
>w< Thuwsday. OwO Shawt have a OwO cap to-morrow. xDD A uWu mewwy OwO song, ^-^ come. >w< 'A 
grows late; x3 we'ww uWu to bed. xDD Thou't forget :33 me uWu when ^-^ I am gone. 
x3 DOWW. By >_> my :33 twoth, :3 thou't ^w^ set :33 me ^w^ a-weeping, :3 an >w< thou say'st >_< so. 
uWu Pwove ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^-^ I dress myself ÚwÚ handsome :3 tiww thy >_> wetuwn. xDD Weww, 
xDD heawken ^-^ a' >_> th' >_< end. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Some sack, ^.^ Fwancis. 
PRINCE >_> & >_< POINS. OwO Anyon, ^w^ anyon, ^-^ siw. [Advancing] 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Ha! a ^w^ bastawd ^-^ son :3 of >w< the ^w^ King's? And UwU awt >w< thou UwU nyot ;;w;; Poins 
^.^ his brother? 
^.^ PWINCE. :3 Why, >w< thou globe :3 of OwO sinfuw >_> continyents, what a OwO wife dost >w< thou 
>w< wead! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD A xDD bettew than xDD thou. ^-^ I am a gentleman: >w< thou UwU awt a OwO dwawew. 
^.^ PWINCE. ^w^ Vewy ;;w;; twue, sir, ^-^ and ^-^ I come uWu to draw :33 you :33 out :3 by >w< the ;;w;; eaws. 
>_> HOSTESS. OwO O, >w< the xDD Wowd preserve thy >w< Gwace! By >_> my :33 twoth, >_< wewcome uWu to 
>w< Wondon. :3 Nyow >w< the xDD Wowd bless ^w^ that sweet UwU face :3 of thine. O Jesu, are 
:33 you come OwO fwom ;;w;; Wawes? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Thou OwO whoweson uWu mad ÚwÚ compound :3 of majesty, :3 by ^w^ this :3 wight 
flesh ^-^ and :33 cowwupt uWu bwood, >w< thou UwU awt x3 wewcome. 
:3 [Weanying ^.^ his band upon >_< DOWW] 
x3 DOWW. >w< How, :33 you ÚwÚ fat ^.^ foow! ^-^ I OwO scown ÚwÚ you. 
>_< POINS. ^w^ My lord, UwU he >w< wiww :33 dwive :33 you :33 out :3 of ^-^ youw >_< wevenge ^-^ and ^w^ tuwn ;;w;; aww 
uWu to a UwU mewwiment, >_> if :33 you ^w^ take UwU nyot >w< the heat. 
^.^ PWINCE. YOU OwO whoweson candle-mine, ^.^ you, how ;;w;; viwewy >w< did :33 you UwU speak :3 of 
:33 me uWu even now :33 befowe ^w^ this OwO honyest, >w< viwtuous, >_< civiw g-gentwewoman! 
>_> HOSTESS. God's ÚwÚ bwessing :3 of ^-^ youw ^w^ good >_< heawt! ^-^ and ;;w;; so she UwU is, :3 by >_> my 
^w^ twoth. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Didst >w< thou >_> heaw ÚwÚ me? 
^.^ PWINCE. uWu Yea; ^-^ and :33 you ^-^ knyew me, ÚwÚ as :33 you >w< did uWu when :33 you ran xDD away :3 by 
uWu Gadshiww. You ^-^ knyew ^-^ I >_> was :3 at ^-^ youw OwO back, ^-^ and ^-^ spoke it on OwO puwpose uWu to 
xDD twy >_> my ^.^ patience. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, no; UwU nyot uWu so; ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot xDD think >w< thou uWu wast >_> within 
hearing. 
^.^ PWINCE. ^-^ I >_< shaww :33 dwive :33 you :33 then uWu to x3 confess >w< the ÚwÚ wiwfuw ^.^ abuse, ^-^ and 
:33 then ^-^ I >_< knyow how uWu to handle ÚwÚ you. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :33 Nyo ^.^ abuse, UwU Haw, uWu o' mine ^.^ honyouw; xDD nyo uWu abuse. 
^.^ PWINCE. xDD Nyot- uWu to ^-^ dispwaise me, ^-^ and UwU caww :33 me ^-^ pandew, ^-^ and 
bread-chipper, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :33 Nyo ^.^ abuse, Hal. 
>_< POINS. :33 Nyo abuse! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :33 Nyo ^.^ abuse, Ned, ^.^ i' >_> th' :3 wowwd; uWu honyest Ned, x3 nyonye. ^-^ I 
ÚwÚ dispwais'd xDD him :33 befowe >w< the ;;w;; wicked- ^w^ that >w< the >_> wicked :33 might UwU nyot x3 faww 
^-^ in :33 wove xDD with ;;w;; thee; ^-^ in xDD which ^.^ doing, ^-^ I have ^w^ donye >w< the ^.^ pawt :3 of a 
:33 cawefuw uWu fwiend ^-^ and a OwO twue subject; ^-^ and thy father is uWu to >w< give :33 me 
UwU thanks for uWu it. :33 Nyo ^.^ abuse, UwU Haw; none, Ned, ^w^ nyonye; uWu nyo, faith, ÚwÚ boys, 
x3 nyonye. 
^.^ PWINCE. ÚwÚ See uWu nyow, whether >_> puwe ^w^ feaw ^-^ and xDD entiwe :33 cowawdice x3 doth UwU nyot 
uWu make ÚwÚ thee ^-^ wwong ^w^ this x3 viwtuous :3 gentwewoman uWu to ^-^ cwose xDD with xDD us? Is 
she :3 of >w< the wicked? Is ^w^ thinye hostess ÚwÚ hewe :3 of >w< the wicked? >_> Ow is thy 
:33 boy :3 of >w< the wicked? >_> Ow uWu honyest >_< Bawdowph, :3 whose xDD zeaw uWu buwns ^-^ in ^.^ his 
ÚwÚ nyose, :3 of >w< the wicked? 
>_< POINS. >_> Answew, >w< thou ^-^ dead ^.^ ewm, answer. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^.^ The x3 fiend hath prick'd OwO down OwO Bawdowph :33 iwwecovewabwe; ^-^ and 
^.^ his UwU face is x3 Wucifew's UwU pwivy-kitchen, >w< whewe UwU he x3 doth OwO nyothing but 
x3 woast :33 mawt-wowms. :3 Fow >w< the uWu boy- >w< thewe is a ^w^ good >w< angew uWu about xDD him; 
but >w< the devil UwU outbids xDD him >_< too. 
^.^ PWINCE. :3 Fow >w< the x3 women? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 Fow >w< onye :3 of them- she's ^-^ in uWu heww ^.^ awweady, ^-^ and uWu buwns x3 poow 
UwU souws. :3 Fow >_> th' :33 othew- ^-^ I ^-^ owe ;;w;; hew money; ^-^ and whether she >_< be ^.^ damn'd 
for that, ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. 
>_> HOSTESS. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I warrant ÚwÚ you. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I xDD think >w< thou UwU awt not; ^-^ I xDD think >w< thou UwU awt uWu quit for UwU that. 
x3 Mawwy, >w< thewe is uWu anyothew x3 indictment upon ÚwÚ thee for ^-^ suffewing flesh 
uWu to >_< be x3 eaten ^-^ in thy uWu house, ^-^ contwawy uWu to >w< the law; for >w< the xDD which ^-^ I 
xDD think >w< thou OwO wiwt howl. 
>_> HOSTESS. ;;w;; Aww ^-^ vict'wews do >_< so. What's a >w< joint :3 of mutton >w< ow x3 two ^-^ in a 
uWu whowe Lent? 
^.^ PWINCE. You, x3 gentwewoman- 
x3 DOWW. :3 What x3 says ^-^ youw >_> Gwace? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :33 His Grace x3 says ^w^ that xDD which ^.^ his flesh ;;w;; webews against. 
x3 [Knyocking ^.^ within] 
>_> HOSTESS. >_< Who UwU knyocks ;;w;; so ÚwÚ woud :3 at OwO doow? ÚwÚ Wook uWu to >_> th' :33 doow there, 
^.^ Fwancis. 

^-^ Entew PETO 

^.^ PWINCE. Peto, how OwO nyow! :3 What OwO nyews? 
:33 PETO. ^.^ The OwO King ^-^ youw father is :3 at Westminster; 
And >w< thewe are twenty ^w^ weak ^-^ and xDD weawied posts 
^w^ Come OwO fwom >w< the uWu nyowth; ^-^ and ÚwÚ as ^-^ I came :3 awong 
^-^ I >_< met ^-^ and overtook a dozen ^w^ captains, 
Bare-headed, ^.^ sweating, ^-^ knyocking :3 at >w< the :3 tavewns, 
And ^.^ asking >_> evewy >w< onye for :3 Siw :33 John ^.^ Fawstaff. 
^.^ PWINCE. By :33 heaven, >_> Poins, ^-^ I feel :33 me ÚwÚ much uWu to ^w^ bwame 
So :33 idwy uWu to OwO pwofanye >w< the ;;w;; pwecious time, 
When tempest :3 of :33 commotion, OwO wike >w< the ^.^ south, 
>_< Bownye xDD with >w< bwack ^-^ vapouw, x3 doth begin uWu to :33 mewt 
And drop upon x3 ouw uWu bawe uWu unyawmed heads. 
^w^ Give :33 me >_> my >_< swowd ^-^ and xDD cwoak. >_< Fawstaff, ^w^ good night. 

Exeunt PRINCE, ;;w;; POINS, ;;w;; PETO, ^-^ and BARDOLPH 

>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 Nyow ÚwÚ comes ^-^ in >w< the sweetest morsel :3 of >w< the OwO nyight, ^-^ and ;;w;; we 
must OwO hence, ^-^ and uWu weave it ^w^ unpick'd. x3 [Knyocking ^.^ within] x3 Mowe 
^-^ knyocking :3 at >w< the door! 

^-^ We-entew BARDOLPH 

UwU How OwO nyow! What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. You must xDD away uWu to uWu couwt, sir, presently; 
xDD A dozen ^w^ captains x3 stay :3 at :33 doow for ÚwÚ you. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ [To >w< the xDD PAGE]. >_> Pay >w< the UwU musicians, x3 siwwah.- Farewell, 
hostess; >w< faweweww, >_< Doww. You see, >_> my ^w^ good >_< wenches, how ^-^ men :3 of 
UwU mewit are sought >w< aftew; >w< the uWu undesewvew ^w^ may xDD sweep, uWu when >w< the man :3 of 
action is call'd >_< on. Farewell, ^w^ good wenches. UwU If ^-^ I >_< be UwU nyot >_> sent 
xDD away :33 post, ^-^ I >w< wiww see :33 you ;;w;; again ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^w^ go. 
x3 DOWW. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ speak. UwU If >_> my :33 heawt >_< be UwU nyot ready uWu to ÚwÚ buwst! 
xDD Weww, sweet ^w^ Jack, have a OwO cawe :3 of ^.^ thysewf. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Farewell, farewell. 
Exeunt x3 FAWSTAFF ^-^ and BARDOLPH 
>_> HOSTESS. xDD Weww, fare ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. ^-^ I have known ÚwÚ thee uWu these ÚwÚ twenty-nyinye 
OwO yeaws, come ^w^ peascod-time; but :3 an OwO honyestew ^-^ and ÚwÚ twuew-heawted man 
-well fare ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. :33 [ >_< Within] Mistress Tearsheet! 
>_> HOSTESS. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. :33 [ >_< Within] OwO Bid Mistress >_> Teawsheet come uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ mastew. 
>_> HOSTESS. OwO O, run ^-^ Doww, >w< wun, >w< wun, ^w^ good ^w^ Come. ^w^ [To >_< BAWDOWPH] ÚwÚ She 
ÚwÚ comes ^w^ bwubbew'd.- x3 Yea, >w< wiww :33 you come, :3 Doww? Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^w^ Westminstew. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU KING ^-^ in ^.^ his nightgown, xDD with a ^.^ page 

uWu KING. :3 Go UwU caww >w< the OwO Eawws :3 of >_> Suwwey ^-^ and :3 of ;;w;; Wawwick; 
>w< But, ^-^ ewe :33 they come, :33 bid them >_< o'ew-wead uWu these :33 wettews 
And ^w^ weww uWu considew :3 of uWu them. Make ^w^ good >_< speed. x3 Exit ^.^ page 
UwU How uWu many ^-^ thousands :3 of >_> my :33 poowest ^-^ subjects 
;;w;; Awe :3 at ^w^ this hour asleep! O xDD sweep, O ÚwÚ gentwe xDD sweep, 
>_> Nyatuwe's UwU soft :3 nyuwse, how have ^-^ I ^-^ fwightenyed ^-^ thee, 
:33 That >w< thou xDD nyo :33 mowe >w< wiww :33 weigh >_> my >w< eyewids x3 down, 
And OwO steep >_> my ^.^ senses ^-^ in ;;w;; fowgetfuwnyess? 
^.^ Why ^w^ wathew, xDD sweep, liest >w< thou ^-^ in smoky ^-^ cwibs, 
ÚwÚ Upon ÚwÚ unyeasy ÚwÚ pawwets x3 stwetching ^-^ thee, 
And xDD hush'd xDD with x3 buzzing ^-^ nyight-fwies uWu to thy slumber, 
uWu Than ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ pewfum'd chambers :3 of >w< the ^-^ gweat, 
Under >w< the :33 canyopies :3 of xDD costwy xDD state, 
And >_> wuww'd xDD with sound :3 of sweetest >_< mewody? 
O >w< thou ^.^ duww god, why liest >w< thou xDD with >w< the :3 viwe 
^.^ In uWu woathsome beds, ^-^ and UwU weav'st >w< the UwU kingwy couch 
xDD A watch-case >w< ow a UwU common ^w^ 'wawum-beww? 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou upon >w< the >_> high ^-^ and UwU giddy OwO mast 
Seal :3 up >w< the x3 ship-boy's uWu eyes, ^-^ and x3 wock ^.^ his xDD bwains 
^.^ In ^-^ cwadwe :3 of >w< the rude uWu impewious ÚwÚ suwge, 
And ^-^ in >w< the visitation :3 of >w< the winds, 
>_< Who ^w^ take >w< the :33 wuffian >w< biwwows :3 by >w< the ;;w;; top, 
:33 Cuwwing their monstrous heads, ^-^ and >_> hanging them 
With deafing UwU cwamouw ^-^ in >w< the >_< swippewy :33 cwouds, 
:33 That xDD with >w< the hurly ÚwÚ death ^w^ itsewf awakes? 
^w^ Canst UwU thou, O partial xDD sweep, >w< give thy uWu wepose 
>_< To >w< the >_> wet >_< sea-boy ^-^ in :3 an hour ;;w;; so >_< wude; 
And ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ cawmest ^-^ and :3 most stillest OwO nyight, 
With ;;w;; aww OwO appwiances ^-^ and ÚwÚ means uWu to OwO boot, 
Deny it uWu to a king? OwO Then, happy ^.^ wow, >_< wie :33 down! 
^-^ Unyeasy ^w^ wies >w< the ^.^ head ^w^ that wears a ;;w;; cwown. 

^-^ Entew :3 WAWWICK ^-^ and >_> Suwwey 

^-^ WAWWICK. ^w^ Many ^w^ good ;;w;; mowwows uWu to ^-^ youw Majesty! 
uWu KING. Is it ^w^ good UwU mowwow, lords? 
^-^ WAWWICK. 'Tis >w< onye >_< o'cwock, ^-^ and past. 
uWu KING. ^.^ Why uWu then, ^w^ good morrow uWu to :33 you >w< aww, >_> my uWu wowds. 
>_< Have :33 you UwU wead ^.^ o'ew >w< the :33 wettews ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> sent :33 you? 
^-^ WAWWICK. OwO We uWu have, >_> my OwO wiege. 
uWu KING. UwU Then :33 you :3 pewceive >w< the body :3 of x3 ouw :33 kingdom 
UwU How ÚwÚ fouw it is; what rank >w< diseases uWu gwow, 
And xDD with what ^.^ dangew, uWu nyeaw >w< the :33 heawt :3 of uWu it. 
^-^ WAWWICK. >_> It is but ÚwÚ as a body yet :33 distempewed; 
Which uWu to ^.^ his uWu fowmew >_> stwength ^w^ may >_< be >_> westowed 
With ^w^ good ÚwÚ advice ^-^ and ^-^ wittwe ^-^ medicinye. 
^w^ My xDD Wowd Northumberland >w< wiww UwU soon >_< be xDD coow'd. 
uWu KING. O x3 God! ^w^ that >w< onye :33 might UwU wead >w< the book :3 of fate, 
And see >w< the x3 wevowution :3 of >w< the xDD times 
Make mountains level, ^-^ and >w< the x3 continyent, 
>w< Weawy :3 of uWu sowid uWu fiwmnyess, :33 mewt ^w^ itsewf 
>w< Into >w< the :3 sea; ^-^ and x3 othew xDD times uWu to see 
^.^ The beachy >_< giwdwe :3 of >w< the ocean 
:33 Too uWu wide for ;;w;; Nyeptunye's >w< hips; how ^.^ chances >w< mock, 
And ^w^ changes fill >w< the xDD cup :3 of >_< awtewation 
With divers :3 wiquows! OwO O, >_> if ^w^ this were xDD seen, 
^.^ The happiest uWu youth, viewing ^.^ his UwU pwogwess through, 
:3 What :33 pewiws >_> past, what x3 cwosses uWu to >_> ensue, 
>w< Wouwd x3 shut >w< the book ^-^ and ÚwÚ sit xDD him OwO down ^-^ and ^.^ die. 
'Tis UwU nyot >_< ten xDD yeaws ^w^ gonye 
;;w;; Since :3 Wichawd ^-^ and >w< Nyowthumbewwand, >_> gweat :3 fwiends, 
ÚwÚ Did xDD feast xDD togethew, ^-^ and ^-^ in x3 two xDD yeaws after 
^.^ Wewe :33 they :3 at xDD waws. >_> It is but xDD eight xDD yeaws >_> since 
^.^ This x3 Pewcy >_> was >w< the man xDD nyeawest >_> my uWu souw; 
>_< Who OwO wike a brother ^.^ toiw'd ^-^ in >_> my x3 affaiws 
And OwO waid ^.^ his :33 wove ^-^ and OwO wife ^.^ undew >_> my ^.^ foot; 
x3 Yea, for >_> my xDD sake, uWu even uWu to >w< the ^.^ eyes :3 of :3 Wichawd 
;;w;; Gave xDD him uWu defiance. xDD But xDD which :3 of :33 you >_> was ^w^ by- 
^w^ [To >_> WAWWICK] You, ;;w;; cousin >_< Nyeviw, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ may >w< wemembew- 
When Richard, xDD with ^.^ his eye ^-^ bwim full :3 of ^w^ teaws, 
UwU Then uWu check'd ^-^ and rated :3 by >w< Nyowthumbewwand, 
ÚwÚ Did UwU speak uWu these >_< wowds, now prov'd a UwU pwophecy? 
;;w;; 'Nyowthumbewwand, >w< thou ladder :3 by >w< the xDD which 
^w^ My ;;w;; cousin Bolingbroke ^.^ ascends >_> my OwO thwonye'- 
OwO Though uWu then, >_> God :3 knyows, ^-^ I ^w^ had xDD nyo >_< such intent 
xDD But ^w^ that necessity ;;w;; so x3 bow'd >w< the ^.^ state 
:33 That ^-^ I ^-^ and :3 gweatnyess were >_< compeww'd uWu to kiss- 
^-^ 'The :3 time >_< shaww ^-^ come'- UwU thus >w< did UwU he x3 fowwow uWu it- 
^-^ 'The :3 time >w< wiww come ^w^ that ÚwÚ fouw sin, >_< gathewing head, 
ÚwÚ Shaww x3 bweak uWu into ;;w;; cowwuption' ;;w;; so UwU went ;;w;; on, 
Foretelling ^w^ this ^-^ same ÚwÚ time's ;;w;; condition 
And >w< the division :3 of x3 ouw amity. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ;;w;; Thewe is a :3 histowy ^-^ in ;;w;; aww men's x3 wives, 
:33 Figuwing >w< the xDD nyatuwes :3 of >w< the xDD times >_> deceas'd; 
^.^ The xDD which :33 obsewv'd, a man ^w^ may >_< pwophesy, 
With a uWu nyeaw uWu aim, :3 of >w< the main >_> chance :3 of things 
:33 As yet UwU nyot come uWu to >_< wife, ;;w;; who ^-^ in their UwU seeds 
And ^w^ weak >w< beginnying >_< wie intreasured. 
>_> Such things ^-^ become >w< the xDD hatch ^-^ and brood :3 of :33 time; 
And, :3 by >w< the >w< nyecessawy OwO fowm :3 of ^w^ this, 
OwO King :3 Wichawd :33 might OwO cweate a UwU pewfect guess 
:33 That >_> gweat >w< Nyowthumbewwand, :33 then x3 fawse uWu to :3 him, 
>w< Wouwd :3 of ^w^ that seed ÚwÚ gwow uWu to a greater x3 fawsenyess; 
Which OwO shouwd UwU nyot find a >_< gwound uWu to root upon 
uWu Unwess on ÚwÚ you. 
uWu KING. ;;w;; Awe uWu these things :33 then ^.^ nyecessities? 
UwU Then let uWu us meet them OwO wike uWu nyecessities; 
And ^w^ that ^-^ same :3 wowd uWu even now cries :33 out on :33 us. 
xDD They say >w< the Bishop ^-^ and Northumberland 
;;w;; Awe x3 fifty >_> thousand >w< stwong. 
^-^ WAWWICK. >_> It ;;w;; cannyot be, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:33 Wumouw x3 doth ^-^ doubwe, OwO wike >w< the :3 voice ^-^ and UwU echo, 
^.^ The numbers :3 of >w< the feared. x3 Pwease it ^-^ youw Grace 
>_< To ^w^ go uWu to bed. ÚwÚ Upon >_> my ^w^ souw, >_> my lord, 
^.^ The ^w^ powews ^w^ that :33 you uWu awweady have >_> sent ^-^ fowth 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< bwing ^w^ this prize ^-^ in :3 vewy ÚwÚ easiwy. 
>_< To x3 comfowt :33 you >w< the ^-^ mowe, ^-^ I have >_> weceiv'd 
xDD A x3 cewtain >_< instance ^w^ that x3 Gwendowew is xDD dead. 
;;w;; Youw >_> Majesty hath OwO been ^w^ this fortnight :3 iww; 
And uWu these ^-^ unseasonyed >w< houws UwU pewfowce must :3 ad 
uWu Unto ^-^ youw >w< sicknyess. 
uWu KING. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ take ^-^ youw UwU counsew. 
And, were uWu these inward ^.^ waws once :33 out :3 of ;;w;; hand, 
OwO We xDD wouwd, dear ^w^ wowds, >_< unto >w< the OwO Howy OwO Wand. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
;;w;; Gwoucestewshiwe. :3 Befowe Justice, >_< SHAWWOW'S house 

^-^ Entew SHALLOW ^-^ and :33 SIWENCE, ÚwÚ meeting; >_> MOUWDY, :33 SHADOW, WART, FEEBLE, :3 BUWWCAWF, 
^-^ and servants x3 behind 

^.^ SHAWWOW. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, come ;;w;; on, come >w< on; >w< give :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand, sir; >w< give :33 me 
^-^ youw ;;w;; hand, ^-^ siw. ;;w;; An >w< eawwy stirrer, :3 by >w< the rood! And how x3 doth >_> my 
^w^ good ;;w;; cousin UwU Siwence? 
SILENCE. Good UwU mowwow, ^w^ good ;;w;; cousin ^-^ Shawwow. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. And how x3 doth >_> my cousin, ^-^ youw >_> bed-fewwow? ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^-^ faiwest 
uWu daughtew ^-^ and uWu minye, >_> my god-daughter uWu Ewwen? 
SILENCE. >_> Awas, a >w< bwack ^-^ ousew, ;;w;; cousin ^-^ Shawwow! 
^.^ SHAWWOW. By ^-^ yea ^-^ and uWu nyo, ^-^ siw. ^-^ I dare say >_> my ;;w;; cousin x3 Wiwwiam is ^-^ become 
a ^w^ good scholar; UwU he is :3 at Oxford ^.^ stiww, is UwU he xDD nyot? 
SILENCE. Indeed, sir, uWu to >_> my xDD cost. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. >w< 'A >_< must, uWu then, uWu to >w< the OwO Inns uWu o' Court >_< showtwy. ^-^ I >_> was once :3 of 
Clement's Inn; >w< whewe ^-^ I xDD think :33 they >w< wiww ^-^ tawk :3 of uWu mad Shallow yet. 
SILENCE. You were call'd ;;w;; 'wusty ;;w;; Shawwow' uWu then, >_< cousin. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. By >w< the mass, ^-^ I >_> was call'd :33 anything; ^-^ and ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ^w^ donye 
anything uWu indeed OwO too, ^-^ and >_> woundwy >_< too. ;;w;; Thewe >_> was ;;w;; I, ^-^ and ^-^ wittwe 
:33 John ^w^ Doit :3 of >_< Staffowdshiwe, ^-^ and >w< bwack ^.^ Geowge >_> Bawnyes, ^-^ and :33 Fwancis 
xDD Pickbonye, ^-^ and Will :3 Squewe a Cotsole uWu man- :33 you ^w^ had UwU nyot :3 fouw >_< such 
;;w;; swinge-buckwews ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >w< the OwO Inns :3 of Court again. And ^-^ I ^w^ may say uWu to 
:33 you ;;w;; we ^-^ knyew >w< whewe >w< the ;;w;; bonya-wobas UwU wewe, ^-^ and ^w^ had >w< the uWu best :3 of them 
;;w;; aww :3 at ^w^ commandment. UwU Then >_> was ÚwÚ Jack >_< Fawstaff, now :3 Siw uWu John, uWu boy, 
^-^ and ^.^ page uWu to ;;w;; Thomas Mowbray, xDD Duke :3 of xDD Nyowfowk. 
SILENCE. ^.^ This :3 Siw uWu John, cousin, ^w^ that ÚwÚ comes ÚwÚ hithew uWu anyon uWu about 
^-^ sowdiews? 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^.^ The ^-^ same :3 Siw uWu John, >w< the :3 vewy ^w^ same. ^-^ I see xDD him x3 bweak 
^w^ Scoggin's ^.^ head :3 at >w< the >w< couwt UwU gate, uWu when x3 'a >_> was a :3 cwack UwU nyot UwU thus 
high; ^-^ and >w< the :3 vewy ^-^ same x3 day >w< did ^-^ I ^.^ fight xDD with >w< onye Sampson 
ÚwÚ Stockfish, a ^w^ fwuitewew, x3 behind ^-^ Gway's :3 Inn. Jesu, Jesu, >w< the uWu mad 
^-^ days ^w^ that ^-^ I have >w< spent! ^-^ and uWu to see how uWu many :3 of >_> my old 
>w< acquaintance are ;;w;; dead! 
SILENCE. OwO We >_< shaww ;;w;; aww ^w^ fowwow, >_< cousin. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^-^ Cewtain, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 cewtain; :3 vewy ^.^ suwe, :3 vewy ;;w;; suwe. >_< Death, ÚwÚ as >w< the 
>_< Psawmist ÚwÚ saith, is x3 cewtain uWu to all; ;;w;; aww >_< shaww ^.^ die. UwU How a ^w^ good ^w^ yoke 
:3 of >_< buwwocks :3 at uWu Stamfowd fair? 
SILENCE. By >_> my :33 twoth, ^-^ I >_> was UwU nyot >w< thewe. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. uWu Death is ^.^ cewtain. Is old >_> Doubwe :3 of ^-^ youw UwU town >_< wiving >_< yet? 
SILENCE. x3 Dead, ^-^ siw. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. Jesu, Jesu, ;;w;; dead! OwO dwew a ^w^ good ÚwÚ bow; ^-^ and ;;w;; dead! >w< 'A OwO shot a 
UwU finye uWu shoot. :33 John a Gaunt loved xDD him UwU weww, ^-^ and ^.^ betted ÚwÚ much ^.^ monyey on 
^.^ his head. x3 Dead! >w< 'A :3 wouwd have ÚwÚ cwapp'd ^.^ i' >_> th' clout :3 at xDD twewve 
^-^ scowe, ^-^ and UwU cawwied :33 you a :3 fowehand UwU shaft a UwU fouwteen ^-^ and UwU fouwteen 
^-^ and a half, ^w^ that it :3 wouwd have ^w^ donye a man's :33 heawt ^w^ good uWu to >_> see. 
UwU How a ;;w;; scowe :3 of x3 ewes OwO nyow? 
SILENCE. ÚwÚ Theweaftew ÚwÚ as :33 they be- a ;;w;; scowe :3 of ^w^ good x3 ewes ^w^ may >_< be worth 
>_< ten OwO pounds. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. And is old >_> Doubwe dead? 

^-^ Entew BARDOLPH, ^-^ and >w< onye xDD with xDD him 

SILENCE. uWu Hewe come x3 two :3 of :3 Siw :33 John ;;w;; Fawstaffs men, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I think. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. Good UwU mowwow, uWu honyest ;;w;; gentwemen. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, xDD which is ÚwÚ Justice ÚwÚ Shawwow? 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^-^ I am ;;w;; Wobewt ÚwÚ Shawwow, sir, a x3 poow ÚwÚ esquiwe :3 of ^w^ this >_< county, 
^-^ and >w< onye :3 of >w< the King's >_< justices :3 of >w< the >_< peace. :3 What is ^-^ youw ^w^ good 
pleasure xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ My ^-^ captain, sir, OwO commends xDD him uWu to you; >_> my ^-^ captain, :3 Siw 
:33 John >w< Fawstaff- a xDD taww ^w^ gentweman, :3 by :33 heaven, ^-^ and a :3 most gallant 
uWu weadew. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. He ^.^ gweets :33 me UwU weww, sir; ^-^ I ^-^ knyew xDD him a ^w^ good back-sword man. 
UwU How x3 doth >w< the ^w^ good >_< knyight? :3 May ^-^ I ask how >_> my lady ^.^ his uWu wife x3 doth? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. x3 Siw, pardon; a >w< sowdiew is xDD bettew accommodated than xDD with a 
ÚwÚ wife. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. >_> It is ^w^ weww ^w^ said, ^-^ in faith, sir; ^-^ and it is ^w^ weww ^-^ said uWu indeed 
>_< too. :33 'Bettew :3 accommodated!' >_> It is ;;w;; good; >w< yea, UwU indeed, is uWu it. Good 
xDD phwases are >_< suwewy, ^-^ and ^-^ evew UwU wewe, :3 vewy uWu commendabwe. 
'Accommodated!' >_> It ÚwÚ comes :3 of accommodo. ^w^ Vewy ;;w;; good; a ^w^ good :3 phwase. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ Pawdon, sir; ^-^ I have heard >w< the word. UwU 'Phwase' UwU caww :33 you it? 
By ^w^ this x3 day, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot >w< the ÚwÚ phwase; but ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> maintain >w< the :3 wowd 
xDD with >_> my >_< swowd uWu to >_< be a soldier-like word, ^-^ and a :3 wowd :3 of :3 exceeding 
^w^ good xDD command, :3 by >w< heaven. UwU Accommodated: ^w^ that UwU is, uWu when a man UwU is, ÚwÚ as 
:33 they say, accommodated; >_< ow, uWu when a man is ;;w;; being-wheweby x3 'a ^w^ may >_< be 
:3 thought uWu to >_< be accommodated; xDD which is :3 an >_< excewwent OwO thing. 

^-^ Entew x3 FAWSTAFF 

^.^ SHAWWOW. >_> It is :3 vewy >_> just. x3 Wook, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes ^w^ good :3 Siw >_< John. ^w^ Give :33 me 
^-^ youw ^w^ good ;;w;; hand, >w< give :33 me ^-^ youw :3 wowship's ^w^ good ;;w;; hand. By >_> my :33 twoth, 
:33 you OwO wike ^w^ weww ^-^ and ;;w;; beaw ^-^ youw xDD yeaws :3 vewy ^.^ weww. ^-^ Wewcome, ^w^ good :3 Siw 
>_< John. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad uWu to see :33 you UwU weww, ^w^ good >w< Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt ^-^ Shawwow. 
>w< Mastew :33 Suwecawd, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ÚwÚ think? 
^.^ SHAWWOW. x3 Nyo, :3 Siw ÚwÚ John; it is >_> my ;;w;; cousin ;;w;; Siwence, ^-^ in >_< commission xDD with 
>w< me. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Good >w< Mastew ;;w;; Siwence, it ^w^ weww >w< befits :33 you OwO shouwd >_< be :3 of >w< the 
>_< peace. 
SILENCE. ;;w;; Youw ^w^ good worship is x3 wewcome. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD Fie! ^w^ this is hot x3 weathew. :33 Gentwemen, have :33 you OwO pwovided :33 me 
ÚwÚ hewe :3 hawf a dozen UwU sufficient ÚwÚ men? 
^.^ SHAWWOW. x3 Mawwy, have ^-^ we, ^-^ siw. Will :33 you sit? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Let :33 me see them, ^-^ I uWu beseech ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^.^ Whewe's >w< the >w< woww? ^.^ Whewe's >w< the >w< woww? ^.^ Whewe's >w< the >w< woww? Let 
:33 me see, let :33 me see, let :33 me >_> see. ;;w;; So, ;;w;; so, ;;w;; so, ^-^ so,- ;;w;; so, UwU so- >w< yea, 
x3 mawwy, ^-^ siw. ^w^ Wafe ;;w;; Mouwdy! Let them ÚwÚ appeaw ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> caww; let them do 
;;w;; so, let them do >_< so. Let :33 me ÚwÚ see; >w< whewe is Mouldy? 
MOULDY. >_> Hewe, ^w^ an't UwU pwease ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. :3 What xDD think ^.^ you, :3 Siw UwU John? xDD A good-limb'd >_> fewwow; ;;w;; young, 
strong, ^-^ and :3 of ^w^ good uWu fwiends. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Is thy name Mouldy? 
MOULDY. x3 Yea, ^w^ an't UwU pwease ÚwÚ you. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. 'Tis >w< the :33 mowe :3 time >w< thou ^-^ wewt ^-^ us'd. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^w^ Ha, ^-^ ha, ha! :3 most excellent, ^.^ i' faith! :33 Things ^w^ that are 
;;w;; mouwdy x3 wack ^w^ use. ^w^ Vewy ÚwÚ singuwaw UwU good! ^.^ In faith, ^w^ weww ^w^ said, :3 Siw 
ÚwÚ John; :3 vewy ^w^ weww :33 said. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_> Pwick ^-^ him. 
MOULDY. ^-^ I >_> was prick'd ^w^ weww :33 enyough :3 befowe, :3 an :33 you ^-^ couwd have let :33 me 
alone. ^w^ My old UwU dame >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; undonye now for >w< onye uWu to do ;;w;; hew :33 husbandwy 
^-^ and ;;w;; hew >_< dwudgewy. You need UwU nyot uWu to have prick'd x3 me; >w< thewe are 
x3 othew ^-^ men :33 fittew uWu to ^w^ go :33 out than xDD I. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 Go :33 to; OwO peace, Mouldy; :33 you >_< shaww ^w^ go. ÚwÚ Mouwdy, it is :3 time 
:33 you were spent. 
MOULDY. ^-^ Spent! 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^w^ Peace, fellow, >_< peace; >_< stand :33 aside; >_< knyow :33 you >w< whewe :33 you ^w^ awe? 
:3 Fow >_> th' >w< othew, :3 Siw uWu John- let :33 me >_> see. ;;w;; Simon x3 Shadow! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. x3 Yea, x3 mawwy, let :33 me have xDD him uWu to ÚwÚ sit ^.^ undew. He's OwO wike uWu to >_< be 
a >_< cowd ÚwÚ sowdiew. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^.^ Whewe's x3 Shadow? 
:33 SHADOW. >_> Hewe, ^-^ siw. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 Shadow, :3 whose ^-^ son UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
:33 SHADOW. ^w^ My xDD mothew's son, ^-^ siw. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >w< Thy xDD mothew's OwO son! >w< Wike OwO enyough; ^-^ and thy >_> fathew's ;;w;; shadow. 
So >w< the ^-^ son :3 of >w< the xDD femawe is >w< the uWu shadow :3 of >w< the male. >_> It is x3 often 
;;w;; so uWu indeed; but ÚwÚ much :3 of >w< the >_> fathew's :33 substance! 
^.^ SHAWWOW. :3 Do :33 you OwO wike :3 him, :3 Siw UwU John? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. x3 Shadow >w< wiww >_> sewve for ;;w;; summew. >_> Pwick xDD him; for ;;w;; we have a 
:33 nyumbew :3 of ;;w;; shadows fill :3 up >w< the muster-book. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ;;w;; Thomas Wart! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Whewe's ^-^ he? 
xDD WAWT. >_> Hewe, ^-^ siw. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Is thy name :3 Wawt? 
xDD WAWT. x3 Yea, ^-^ siw. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Thou UwU awt a :3 vewy ragged xDD wawt. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ^w^ pwick :3 him, :3 Siw UwU John? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_> It were >w< supewfwuous; for ^.^ his :3 appawew is built upon ^.^ his 
OwO back, ^-^ and >w< the uWu whowe ;;w;; fwame ^.^ stands upon pins. >_> Pwick xDD him xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^w^ Ha, ^-^ ha, ha! You ^w^ can do ^w^ it, sir; :33 you ^w^ can do uWu it. ^-^ I >w< commend 
:33 you ^.^ weww. :33 Fwancis Feeble! 
FEEBLE. >_> Hewe, ^-^ siw. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 What >_> twade UwU awt UwU thou, UwU Feebwe? 
FEEBLE. xDD A :3 woman's tailor, ^-^ siw. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ^w^ pwick :3 him, >_> siw? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. You ^.^ may; but >_> if UwU he ^w^ had OwO been a man's tailor, OwO he'd ha' 
prick'd ÚwÚ you. UwU Wiwt >w< thou uWu make ÚwÚ as uWu many ;;w;; howes ^-^ in :3 an x3 enyemy's >_< battwe ÚwÚ as 
>w< thou UwU hast ^w^ donye ^-^ in a :3 woman's :3 petticoat? 
FEEBLE. ^-^ I >w< wiww do >_> my ^w^ good will, sir; :33 you ^w^ can have xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, ^w^ good :3 woman's x3 taiwow! ^w^ weww ^w^ said, :33 couwageous 
Feeble! Thou OwO wiwt >_< be ÚwÚ as ^.^ vawiant ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ wwathfuw xDD dove >w< ow :3 most 
^-^ magnyanyimous xDD mouse. >_> Pwick >w< the :3 woman's :3 taiwow- UwU weww, >w< Mastew 
ÚwÚ Shawwow, uWu deep, >w< Mastew ^-^ Shawwow. 
FEEBLE. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :3 Wawt :33 might have gone, ^-^ siw. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< thou ^-^ wewt a man's tailor, ^w^ that >w< thou ^w^ mightst :33 mend 
xDD him ^-^ and uWu make xDD him >w< fit uWu to ^w^ go. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot put xDD him uWu to a private 
^.^ sowdiew, ^w^ that is >w< the leader :3 of ;;w;; so uWu many thousands. Let ^w^ that 
xDD suffice, :3 most ^w^ fowcibwe Feeble. 
FEEBLE. >_> It >_< shaww xDD suffice, ^-^ siw. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I am ^.^ bound uWu to ^-^ thee, reverend Feeble. >_< Who is OwO nyext? 
^.^ SHAWWOW. >w< Petew Bullcalf uWu o' >_> th' >_> gween! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. x3 Yea, x3 mawwy, let's see ^.^ Buwwcawf. 
;;w;; BUWWCAWF. >_> Hewe, ^-^ siw. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_< Fowe God, a OwO wikewy fellow! uWu Come, ^w^ pwick :33 me Bullcalf :3 tiww 
UwU he >w< woaw again. 
;;w;; BUWWCAWF. O :3 Wowd! ^w^ good >_> my lord UwU captain- 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ What, dost >w< thou >w< woaw :33 befowe >w< thou UwU awt ^-^ pwick'd? 
;;w;; BUWWCAWF. O Lord, :33 siw! ^-^ I am a :33 diseased man. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 What OwO disease UwU hast ^.^ thou? 
;;w;; BUWWCAWF. xDD A OwO whoweson >_> cowd, sir, a ÚwÚ cough, sir, xDD which ^-^ I caught xDD with 
OwO winging ^-^ in >w< the King's x3 affaiws upon ^.^ his >_> cowonyation x3 day, ^-^ siw. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. uWu Come, >w< thou xDD shawt ^w^ go uWu to >w< the ^.^ waws ^-^ in a ^w^ gown. OwO We >w< wiww have 
xDD away thy cold; ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ take >_< such UwU owdew ^w^ that thy >w< fwiends >_< shaww 
ring for ;;w;; thee. Is ÚwÚ hewe all? 
^.^ SHAWWOW. uWu Hewe is x3 two :33 mowe call'd than ^-^ youw uWu nyumbew. You must have 
but :3 fouw ;;w;; hewe, sir; ^-^ and ;;w;; so, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ^w^ go ^-^ in xDD with :33 me uWu to >_< dinnyew. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. uWu Come, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go drink xDD with ^.^ you, but ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tarry 
>_< dinnyew. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad uWu to see ^.^ you, :3 by >_> my :33 twoth, >w< Mastew ^-^ Shawwow. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. OwO O, :3 Siw uWu John, do :33 you remember >_> since ;;w;; we lay ;;w;; aww night ^-^ in >w< the 
OwO windmiww ^-^ in ^-^ Saint ^w^ Geowge's >_< Fiewd? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :33 Nyo :33 mowe :3 of that, >w< Mastew ÚwÚ Shawwow, xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of UwU that. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^w^ Ha, x3 'twas a uWu mewwy night. And is ^-^ Janye ^w^ Nyightwowk alive? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ She x3 wives, >w< Mastew ^-^ Shawwow. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ÚwÚ She UwU nyevew ^-^ couwd xDD away xDD with >w< me. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. x3 Nyevew, x3 nyevew; she :3 wouwd uWu awways say she ^-^ couwd UwU nyot uWu abide 
>w< Mastew ^-^ Shawwow. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. By >w< the mass, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd :33 angew ;;w;; hew uWu to >_> th' >w< heawt. ÚwÚ She >_> was :33 then 
a xDD bonya-woba. ^.^ Doth she hold ;;w;; hew ^-^ own UwU weww? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >w< Owd, >_< owd, >w< Mastew ^-^ Shawwow. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. Nay, she must >_< be uWu owd; she ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose but >_< be uWu owd; 
x3 cewtain she's uWu owd; ^-^ and ^w^ had ;;w;; Wobin UwU Nyightwowk, :3 by old UwU Nyightwowk, 
:33 befowe ^-^ I came uWu to Clement's :3 Inn. 
SILENCE. xDD That's fifty-five :33 yeaw ^w^ ago. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^w^ Ha, ;;w;; cousin ;;w;; Siwence, ^w^ that >w< thou ^.^ hadst seen ^w^ that ^w^ that ^w^ this 
:33 knyight ^-^ and ^-^ I have :33 seen! ^w^ Ha, :3 Siw uWu John, ^-^ said ^-^ I UwU weww? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. OwO We have heard >w< the >w< chimes :3 at ^-^ midnyight, >w< Mastew ^-^ Shawwow. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. :33 That ;;w;; we uWu have, ^w^ that ;;w;; we uWu have, ^w^ that ;;w;; we x3 have; ^-^ in faith, :3 Siw 
uWu John, ;;w;; we >w< have. >_< Ouw watchword >_> was >w< 'Hem, UwU boys!' uWu Come, let's uWu to 
>_< dinnyew; come, let's uWu to >_< dinnyew. :33 Jesus, >w< the ^-^ days ^w^ that ;;w;; we have :33 seen! 
uWu Come, ^-^ come. 
Exeunt x3 FAWSTAFF ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; JUSTICES 
;;w;; BUWWCAWF. Good >w< Mastew ;;w;; Cowpowate >_< Bawdowph, >_< stand >_> my ^-^ fwiend; ^-^ and 
>_> hewe's :3 fouw Harry >_< ten UwU shiwwings ^-^ in :33 Fwench ^.^ cwowns for ÚwÚ you. ^.^ In :3 vewy 
truth, sir, ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ as lief >_< be >_> hang'd, sir, ÚwÚ as ^w^ go. And yet, for 
mine ^-^ own >_< pawt, sir, ^-^ I do UwU nyot x3 cawe; but :3 wathew ÚwÚ because ^-^ I am 
unwilling UwU and, for mine ^-^ own >_< pawt, have a desire uWu to x3 stay xDD with >_> my 
:3 fwiends; ^w^ ewse, sir, ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot OwO cawe for mine ^-^ own ^.^ pawt ;;w;; so ^-^ much. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. :3 Go :33 to; >_< stand >w< aside. 
MOULDY. And, ^w^ good >w< Mastew uWu Cowpowaw >w< Captain, for >_> my old OwO dame's xDD sake, 
>_< stand >_> my OwO fwiend. ÚwÚ She has uWu nyobody uWu to do anything uWu about ;;w;; hew uWu when ^-^ I 
am gone; ^-^ and she is >_< owd, ^-^ and ;;w;; cannyot :33 hewp >_> hewsewf. You >_< shaww have 
^w^ fowty, ^-^ siw. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. :3 Go :33 to; >_< stand >w< aside. 
FEEBLE. By >_> my :33 twoth, ^-^ I OwO cawe not; a man ^w^ can :33 die but xDD once; ;;w;; we ^-^ owe >_> God 
a ^-^ death. >_< I'ww >w< nye'ew ;;w;; beaw a base :3 mind. An't >_< be >_> my UwU destiny, uWu so; 
^w^ an't >_< be not, >_< so. :33 Nyo man's x3 too ^w^ good uWu to >_> sewve x3 's ;;w;; Pwince; UwU and, let 
it ^w^ go xDD which x3 way it will, UwU he ^w^ that OwO dies ^w^ this :33 yeaw is uWu quit for >w< the 
next. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ÚwÚ Weww said; x3 th'awt a ^w^ good fellow. 
FEEBLE. ^-^ Faith, >_< I'ww ;;w;; beaw xDD nyo base :3 mind. 

^-^ We-entew x3 FAWSTAFF ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; JUSTICES 

>_< FAWSTAFF. uWu Come, sir, xDD which ^-^ men >_< shaww ^-^ I x3 have? 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^.^ Fouw :3 of xDD which :33 you :33 pwease. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. x3 Siw, a :3 wowd xDD with ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I have xDD thwee ^-^ pound uWu to >w< fwee xDD Mouwdy 
^-^ and ^.^ Buwwcawf. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 Go :33 to; ^.^ weww. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. uWu Come, :3 Siw uWu John, xDD which :3 fouw >w< wiww :33 you x3 have? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 Do :33 you uWu choose for >w< me. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ then- ÚwÚ Mouwdy, Bullcalf, Feeble, ^-^ and Shadow. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD Mouwdy ^-^ and :33 Buwwcawf: for ^.^ you, ÚwÚ Mouwdy, x3 stay :3 at home :3 tiww 
:33 you are :33 past service; ^-^ and for ^-^ youw >_< pawt, Bullcalf, ÚwÚ gwow :33 you come 
>_< unto uWu it. ^-^ I >w< wiww none :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. :3 Siw uWu John, :3 Siw uWu John, do UwU nyot :33 youwsewf ;;w;; wwong. xDD They are ^-^ youw 
>w< wikewiest men, ^-^ and ^-^ I :3 wouwd have :33 you ^w^ sewv'd xDD with >w< the ^.^ best. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Will :33 you tell me, >w< Mastew ÚwÚ Shawwow, how uWu to uWu choose a man? 
;;w;; Cawe ^-^ I for >w< the >_< wimb, >w< the xDD thews, >w< the ;;w;; statuwe, ;;w;; buwk, ^-^ and :3 big 
^.^ assembwance :3 of a ^.^ man! ^w^ Give :33 me >w< the xDD spiwit, >w< Mastew ^-^ Shawwow. Here's 
x3 Wawt; :33 you see what a ragged :33 appeawance it ^.^ is. >w< 'A >_< shaww charge :33 you 
^-^ and >w< dischawge :33 you xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ motion :3 of a ;;w;; pewtewew's hammer, come 
off ^-^ and on :33 swiftew than UwU he ^w^ that x3 gibbets on >w< the brewer's :3 bucket. 
And ^w^ this ^-^ same OwO hawf-fac'd fellow, Shadow- >w< give :33 me ^w^ this man. He 
presents xDD nyo >_< mawk uWu to >w< the xDD enyemy; >w< the ^-^ foeman ^w^ may xDD with ÚwÚ as >_> gweat ^.^ aim 
;;w;; wevew :3 at >w< the OwO edge :3 of a :3 penknyife. And, for a >w< wetweat- how uWu swiftwy 
>w< wiww ^w^ this Feeble, >w< the :3 woman's tailor, run off! OwO O, >w< give :33 me >w< the 
spare men, ^-^ and spare :33 me >w< the >_> gweat >w< onyes. xDD Put :33 me a >_> cawivew uWu into 
Wart's ;;w;; hand, ^w^ Bawdowph. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. Hold, OwO Wawt. Traverse- thus, thus, thus. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. uWu Come, >_< manyage :33 me ^-^ youw >w< cawivew. :3 So- :3 vewy ^.^ weww. :3 Go :33 to; :3 vewy 
;;w;; good; :3 exceeding :33 good. OwO O, >w< give :33 me uWu awways a OwO wittwe, x3 wean, >_< owd, 
chopt, ;;w;; bawd shot. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, ^.^ i' faith, x3 Wawt; x3 th'awt a ^w^ good scab. 
Hold, >_< thewe's a ^.^ testew for ;;w;; thee. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. He is UwU nyot ^.^ his ^w^ cwaft's uWu mastew, UwU he x3 doth UwU nyot do it right. ^-^ I 
remember :3 at OwO Miwe-end uWu Gween, uWu when ^-^ I lay :3 at Clement's UwU Inn- ^-^ I >_> was 
:33 then :3 Siw uWu Dagonyet ^-^ in :3 Awthuw's show- >w< thewe >_> was a ^-^ wittwe quiver 
fellow, ^-^ and x3 'a :3 wouwd >_< manyage :33 you ^.^ his piece thus; ^-^ and x3 'a :3 wouwd 
uWu about ^-^ and uWu about, ^-^ and come :33 you ^-^ in ^-^ and come :33 you uWu in. ;;w;; 'Wah, UwU tah, 
tah!' :3 wouwd x3 'a :3 say; 'Bounce!' :3 wouwd x3 'a :3 say; ^-^ and xDD away ;;w;; again :3 wouwd 
x3 'a go, ^-^ and ;;w;; again :3 wouwd x3 'a ^-^ come. ^-^ I >_< shaww >w< nye'ew see >_< such a fellow. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. These :3 fewwows >w< wiww do ^.^ weww. >w< Mastew ÚwÚ Shawwow, >_> God :3 keep >_> you! 
>w< Mastew ;;w;; Siwence, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ÚwÚ use uWu many >_> wowds xDD with ;;w;; you: ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you 
well! :3 Gentwemen both, ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I must a dozen x3 miwe xDD to-nyight. 
>_< Bawdowph, >w< give >w< the :33 sowdiews coats. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. :3 Siw uWu John, >w< the xDD Wowd bless you; >_> God xDD pwospew ^-^ youw affairs; 
>_> God ^.^ send uWu us x3 peace! x3 At ^-^ youw ;;w;; wetuwn, ^-^ visit x3 ouw house; let x3 ouw old 
>w< acquaintance >_< be ÚwÚ wenyewed. uWu Pewadventuwe ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD with xDD ye uWu to >w< the 
^.^ couwt. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_< Fowe God, :3 wouwd :33 you would. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. :3 Go :33 to; ^-^ I have ^-^ spoke :3 at a word. >_> God :3 keep ÚwÚ you. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you UwU weww, ÚwÚ gentwe ;;w;; gentwemen. ^.^ [Exeunt JUSTICES] >w< On, 
>w< Bawdowph; ÚwÚ wead >w< the ^-^ men uWu away. ^.^ [Exeunt ;;w;; aww but ^-^ FAWSTAFF] :33 As ^-^ I 
;;w;; wetuwn, ^-^ I >w< wiww fetch off uWu these >w< justices. ^-^ I do see >w< the ÚwÚ bottom :3 of 
ÚwÚ justice ^-^ Shawwow. Lord, Lord, how xDD subject ;;w;; we old ^-^ men are uWu to ^w^ this 
x3 vice :3 of lying! ^.^ This ^-^ same xDD stawv'd ÚwÚ justice hath ^w^ donye OwO nyothing but 
>_< pwate uWu to :33 me :3 of >w< the wildness :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ youth ^-^ and >w< the >w< feats UwU he hath 
^w^ donye uWu about UwU Tuwnbuww >_> Stweet; ^-^ and >_> evewy ^.^ thiwd :3 wowd a lie, UwU duew >_< paid 
uWu to >w< the hearer than >w< the OwO Tuwk's ^w^ twibute. ^-^ I do remember xDD him :3 at 
Clement's >_> Inn, OwO wike a man uWu made after xDD suppew :3 of a UwU cheese-pawing. 
When x3 'a >_> was x3 nyaked, UwU he >_> was for ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd OwO wike a ^.^ fowk'd >_> wadish, 
xDD with a ^.^ head UwU fantasticawwy carved upon it xDD with a :33 knyife. >w< 'A >_> was ;;w;; so 
:3 fowwown ^w^ that ^.^ his >_> dimensions uWu to :33 any xDD thick :33 sight were invisible. >w< 'A 
>_> was >w< the :3 vewy :33 genyius :3 of ;;w;; faminye; yet >_< wechewous ÚwÚ as a ^-^ monkey, ^-^ and >w< the 
OwO whowes call'd xDD him >w< mandwake. >w< 'A came ^-^ evew ^-^ in >w< the rearward :3 of >w< the 
>w< fashion, ^-^ and xDD sung those :3 tunyes uWu to >w< the overscutch'd ^w^ huswifes ^w^ that 
UwU he heard >w< the xDD cawmen xDD whistwe, ^-^ and >_< swawe :33 they were ^.^ his fancies >w< ow 
^.^ his ^-^ good-nyights. And now is ^w^ this >_> Vice's xDD daggew ^-^ become a UwU squiwe, 
^-^ and x3 tawks ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ famiwiawwy :3 of :33 John a Gaunt ÚwÚ as >_> if UwU he ^w^ had OwO been ^w^ swown 
brother uWu to xDD him; ^-^ and >_< I'ww >_< be ^w^ swown x3 'a >w< nye'ew OwO saw xDD him but once ^-^ in 
>w< the >w< Tiwtyawd; ^-^ and :33 then UwU he OwO buwst ^.^ his ^.^ head for :33 cwowding xDD among >w< the 
UwU mawshaw's UwU men. ^-^ I OwO saw ^w^ it, ^-^ and >_< towd :33 John a Gaunt UwU he ^-^ beat ^.^ his ^-^ own 
name; for :33 you :33 might have ;;w;; thwust xDD him ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ his :3 appawew uWu into :3 an 
:3 eew-skin; >w< the case :3 of a ;;w;; twebwe OwO hautboy >_> was a >w< mansion for :3 him, a 
:3 couwt- ^-^ and now has UwU he ^w^ wand ^-^ and ÚwÚ beeves. xDD Weww, >_< I'ww >_< be xDD acquainted 
xDD with xDD him >_> if ^-^ I ÚwÚ wetuwn; ^-^ and 't >_< shaww ^w^ go :33 hawd but >_< I'ww uWu make xDD him a 
UwU phiwosophew's x3 two ^.^ stonyes uWu to >w< me. UwU If >w< the xDD young ^w^ dace >_< be a uWu bait for 
>w< the old pike, ^-^ I see xDD nyo :3 weason ^-^ in >w< the :3 waw :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe but ^-^ I ^w^ may ;;w;; snyap 
:3 at ^-^ him. Let :3 time uWu shape, ^-^ and >w< thewe :3 an >_< end. x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
x3 Yowkshiwe. ;;w;; Within >w< the xDD Fowest :3 of Gaultree 

^-^ Entew >w< the >_< AWCHBISHOP UwU OF ^-^ YOWK, UwU MOWBWAY, ^-^ HASTINGS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

uWu AWCHBISHOP. :3 What is ^w^ this forest call'd 
:3 HASTINGS. 'Tis Gaultree xDD Fowest, ^w^ an't >_< shaww UwU pwease ^-^ youw Grace. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. uWu Hewe ^w^ stand, >_> my ^w^ wowds, ^-^ and ^.^ send discoverers ^-^ fowth 
>_< To >_< knyow >w< the numbers :3 of x3 ouw :33 enyemies. 
:3 HASTINGS. OwO We have >_> sent ^-^ fowth uWu awweady. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. 'Tis ^w^ weww OwO donye. 
^w^ My >w< fwiends ^-^ and ÚwÚ bwethwen ^-^ in uWu these >_> gweat affairs, 
^-^ I must ^.^ acquaint :33 you ^w^ that ^-^ I have >_> weceiv'd 
New-dated :33 wettews OwO fwom ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand; 
uWu Theiw >_< cowd ^w^ intent, tenour, ^-^ and :3 substance, UwU thus: 
uWu Hewe x3 doth UwU he :33 wish ^.^ his person, xDD with >_< such ^w^ powews 
:33 As :33 might hold sortance xDD with ^.^ his quality, 
^.^ The xDD which UwU he ^-^ couwd UwU nyot levy; ÚwÚ wheweupon 
He is :3 wetiw'd, uWu to ripe ^.^ his growing fortunes, 
>_< To ^w^ Scotwand; ^-^ and ^w^ concwudes ^-^ in x3 heawty ^.^ pwayews 
:33 That ^-^ youw xDD attempts ^w^ may OwO ovewwive >w< the ;;w;; hazawd 
And OwO feawfuw OwO meeting :3 of their opposite. 
>w< MOWBWAY. Thus do >w< the ;;w;; hopes ;;w;; we have ^-^ in xDD him >_< touch >_< gwound 
And >_< dash >w< themsewves uWu to pieces. 

^-^ Entew xDD A MESSENGER 

:3 HASTINGS. xDD Nyow, what OwO nyews? 
MESSENGER. ;;w;; West :3 of ^w^ this UwU fowest, ÚwÚ scawcewy off a mile, 
^.^ In goodly OwO fowm ÚwÚ comes on >w< the xDD enyemy; 
And, :3 by >w< the >_< gwound :33 they hide, ^-^ I judge their :33 nyumbew 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< ow uWu nyeaw >w< the OwO wate :3 of x3 thiwty thousand. 
>w< MOWBWAY. ^.^ The UwU just ÚwÚ pwopowtion ^w^ that ;;w;; we ÚwÚ gave them x3 out. 
Let uWu us >_< sway on ^-^ and UwU face them ^-^ in >w< the field. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WESTMOWEWAND 

uWu AWCHBISHOP. :3 What >_> weww-appointed leader OwO fwonts uWu us :33 hewe? 
>w< MOWBWAY. ^-^ I xDD think it is >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of Westmoreland. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. Health ^-^ and ^.^ faiw uWu gweeting OwO fwom x3 ouw general, 
^.^ The Prince, xDD Wowd :33 John ^-^ and xDD Duke :3 of Lancaster. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. Say ;;w;; on, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of ^.^ Westmowewand, ^-^ in OwO peace, 
:3 What x3 doth >_> concewn ^-^ youw coming. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. OwO Then, >_> my lord, 
uWu Unto ^-^ youw Grace do ^-^ I ^-^ in uWu chief xDD addwess 
^.^ The substance :3 of >_> my UwU speech. UwU If ^w^ that >_< webewwion 
>_< Came OwO wike :3 itsewf, ^-^ in base ^-^ and >w< abject routs, 
>_< Wed on :3 by ÚwÚ bwoody uWu youth, :33 guawded xDD with ÚwÚ wags, 
And uWu countenyanc'd :3 by >_< boys ^-^ and :3 beggawy- 
^-^ I say, >_> if ^.^ damn'd >_> commotion ;;w;; so >_< appeaw'd 
^.^ In ^.^ his ;;w;; twue, UwU nyative, ^-^ and :3 most xDD pwopew uWu shape, 
You, reverend ^-^ fathew, ^-^ and uWu these ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ wowds, 
Had UwU nyot OwO been ÚwÚ hewe uWu to dress >w< the ^.^ ugwy OwO fowm 
Of base ^-^ and ÚwÚ bwoody ;;w;; insuwwection 
With ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw honours. You, xDD Wowd Archbishop, 
>_< Whose see is :3 by a >_< civiw peace maintain'd, 
>_< Whose >w< beawd >w< the silver UwU hand :3 of peace hath ^.^ touch'd, 
>_< Whose learning ^-^ and ^w^ good :33 wettews peace hath tutor'd, 
>_< Whose ^w^ white ^-^ investments uWu figuwe innocence, 
^.^ The dove, ^-^ and :3 vewy xDD bwessed ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of OwO peace- 
^.^ Whewefowe :33 you do ;;w;; so ^w^ iww uWu twanswate :33 youwsewf 
>_> Out :3 of >w< the >_> speech :3 of OwO peace, ^w^ that >_< beaws >_< such ;;w;; gwace, 
>w< Into >w< the ;;w;; hawsh ^-^ and >_< boist'wous tongue :3 of >w< waw; 
>_< Tuwnying ^-^ youw xDD books uWu to graves, ^-^ youw ^-^ ink uWu to uWu bwood, 
;;w;; Youw uWu pens uWu to ÚwÚ wances, ^-^ and ^-^ youw tongue ÚwÚ divinye 
>_< To a ÚwÚ woud OwO twumpet ^-^ and a point :3 of :33 waw? 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. ^.^ Whewefowe do ^-^ I xDD this? So >w< the >w< question ;;w;; stands. 
Briefly uWu to ^w^ this end: ;;w;; we are ;;w;; aww >w< diseas'd 
And xDD with x3 ouw >_< suwfeiting ^-^ and ÚwÚ wanton >w< houws 
>_< Have brought >_> ouwsewves uWu into a burning :3 fevew, 
And ;;w;; we must uWu bweed for x3 it; :3 of xDD which OwO disease 
>_< Ouw OwO wate :3 King, Richard, being >_< infected, died. 
>w< But, >_> my :3 most ^-^ nyobwe xDD Wowd :3 of ^.^ Westmowewand, 
^-^ I ^w^ take UwU nyot on :33 me ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ as a UwU physician; 
>_> Nyow do ^-^ I ÚwÚ as :3 an enemy uWu to peace 
Troop ^-^ in >w< the >_> thwongs :3 of military men; 
xDD But :3 wathew ^w^ show awhile OwO wike OwO feawfuw ^-^ waw 
>_< To ^w^ diet rank >w< minds ÚwÚ sick :3 of x3 happinyess, 
And purge >_> th' :3 obstwuctions xDD which begin uWu to >w< stop 
>_< Ouw :3 vewy :3 veins :3 of ÚwÚ wife. Hear :33 me :33 mowe uWu pwainwy. 
^-^ I have ^-^ in xDD equaw ^-^ bawance justly weigh'd 
:3 What ^.^ wwongs x3 ouw xDD awms ^w^ may ÚwÚ do, what ^.^ wwongs ;;w;; we suffer, 
And find x3 ouw griefs >_< heaview than x3 ouw UwU offences. 
OwO We see xDD which x3 way >w< the ^w^ stweam :3 of :3 time x3 doth run 
And are x3 enfowc'd OwO fwom x3 ouw :3 most x3 quiet >w< thewe 
By >w< the ^.^ wough x3 towwent :3 of occasion; 
And have >w< the ^w^ summawy :3 of ;;w;; aww x3 ouw >w< gwiefs, 
When :3 time >_< shaww ^-^ sewve, uWu to ^w^ show ^-^ in ;;w;; awticwes; 
Which long ^-^ ewe ^w^ this ;;w;; we ^.^ offew'd uWu to >w< the :3 King, 
And :33 might :3 by xDD nyo ^-^ suit x3 gain x3 ouw ;;w;; audience: 
When ;;w;; we are uWu wwong'd, ^-^ and :3 wouwd :3 unfowd x3 ouw >w< gwiefs, 
OwO We are >w< denyied access >_< unto ^.^ his person, 
uWu Even :3 by those ^-^ men ^w^ that :3 most have ^w^ donye uWu us ;;w;; wwong. 
^.^ The :3 dangews :3 of >w< the ^-^ days but OwO nyewwy gone, 
>_< Whose memory is written on >w< the earth 
With yet ÚwÚ appeawing uWu bwood, ^-^ and >w< the >_> exampwes 
Of >_> evewy minute's :3 instance, present uWu nyow, 
uWu Hath put uWu us ^-^ in uWu these xDD iww-beseeming ^.^ awms; 
uWu Nyot uWu to x3 bweak OwO peace, >w< ow :33 any :33 bwanch :3 of ^w^ it, 
xDD But uWu to ;;w;; estabwish ÚwÚ hewe a peace UwU indeed, 
Concurring x3 both ^-^ in name ^-^ and OwO quawity. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. When ^-^ evew yet >_> was ^-^ youw >_> appeaw >w< denyied; 
Wherein have :33 you OwO been >_> gawwed :3 by >w< the OwO King; 
:3 What :33 peew hath OwO been >_> subown'd uWu to :3 gwate on :33 you 
:33 That :33 you OwO shouwd ;;w;; seaw ^w^ this UwU wawwess ÚwÚ bwoody book 
Of forg'd >_< webewwion xDD with a ;;w;; seaw ^w^ divinye, 
And OwO consecwate xDD commotion's OwO bittew edge? 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. ^w^ My brother general, >w< the uWu commonweawth, 
>_< To brother ^.^ hown :3 an household cruelty, 
^-^ I uWu make >_> my :3 quawwew ^-^ in particular. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo need :3 of :33 any >_< such ^.^ wedwess; 
>_> Ow >_> if >w< thewe UwU wewe, it UwU nyot belongs uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
>w< MOWBWAY. ^.^ Why UwU nyot uWu to xDD him ^-^ in >_< pawt, ^-^ and uWu to uWu us ;;w;; aww 
:33 That feel >w< the ^-^ bwuises :3 of >w< the ^-^ days :3 befowe, 
And :3 suffew >w< the ;;w;; condition :3 of uWu these xDD times 
>_< To lay a >_< heavy ^-^ and uWu unyequaw UwU hand 
ÚwÚ Upon x3 ouw OwO honyouws? 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. O >_> my ^w^ good xDD Wowd Mowbray, 
Construe >w< the xDD times uWu to their x3 nyecessities, 
And :33 you >_< shaww say, UwU indeed, it is >w< the time, 
And UwU nyot >w< the :3 King, ^w^ that x3 doth :33 you :33 injuwies. 
uWu Yet, for ^-^ youw >_< pawt, it UwU nyot ;;w;; appeaws uWu to me, 
>w< Eithew OwO fwom >w< the OwO King >w< ow ^-^ in >w< the present time, 
:33 That :33 you OwO shouwd have :3 an :3 inch :3 of :33 any >_< gwound 
>_< To >w< buiwd a grief >_< on. ^.^ Wewe :33 you UwU nyot ^.^ westow'd 
>_< To ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD Duke :3 of >w< Nyowfowk's signiories, 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ and >w< wight well-rememb'red father's? 
>w< MOWBWAY. :3 What ^w^ thing, ^-^ in ;;w;; honyouw, ^w^ had >_> my father :33 wost 
:33 That need uWu to >_< be OwO weviv'd ^-^ and ^-^ bweath'd ^-^ in ÚwÚ me? 
^.^ The OwO King ^w^ that :3 wov'd :3 him, ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ state >w< stood uWu then, 
uWu Was ÚwÚ fowce UwU pewfowce >_< compeww'd uWu to banish :3 him, 
And :33 then ^w^ that Henry Bolingbroke ^-^ and ÚwÚ he, 
ÚwÚ Being mounted ^-^ and x3 both roused ^-^ in their uWu seats, 
uWu Theiw OwO nyeighing :33 couwsews :3 dawing :3 of >w< the :33 spuw, 
uWu Theiw uWu awmed ^w^ staves ^-^ in :3 chawge, their xDD beavews x3 down, 
uWu Theiw ^.^ eyes :3 of ^w^ fiwe ^-^ spawkwing through x3 sights :3 of ^-^ steew, 
And >w< the ÚwÚ woud OwO twumpet ^w^ bwowing them x3 togethew- 
OwO Then, uWu then, uWu when >w< thewe >_> was OwO nyothing ^-^ couwd have stay'd 
^w^ My father OwO fwom >w< the :3 bweast :3 of Bolingbroke, 
OwO O, uWu when >w< the OwO King >w< did OwO thwow ^.^ his xDD wawdew ^.^ down- 
:33 His ^-^ own OwO wife hung upon >w< the staff UwU he threw- 
UwU Then threw UwU he OwO down ^w^ himsewf, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww their xDD wives 
:33 That :3 by x3 indictment ^-^ and :3 by xDD dint :3 of >_< swowd 
>_< Have >_> since >_< miscawwied ^.^ undew ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. You :3 speak, xDD Wowd Mowbray, now :33 you >_< knyow UwU nyot UwU what. 
^.^ The uWu Eaww :3 of uWu Hewefowd >_> was >w< weputed :33 then 
^.^ In ;;w;; Engwand >w< the :3 most ^.^ vawiant xDD gentweman. 
>_< Who UwU knyows on whom xDD fowtunye :3 wouwd :33 then have ^.^ smiw'd? 
xDD But >_> if ^-^ youw father ^w^ had OwO been victor there, 
He >w< nye'ew ^w^ had :33 bownye it :33 out :3 of >_< Coventwy; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww >w< the uWu countwy, ^-^ in a ^-^ genyewaw >_> voice, 
^.^ Cwied hate upon xDD him; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww their ^.^ pwayews ^-^ and :33 wove 
^.^ Wewe ^w^ set on xDD Hewefowd, whom :33 they ÚwÚ doted ;;w;; on, 
And bless'd ^-^ and grac'd uWu indeed :33 mowe than >w< the UwU King. 
xDD But ^w^ this is mere digression OwO fwom >_> my ÚwÚ puwpose. 
uWu Hewe come ^-^ I OwO fwom x3 ouw ÚwÚ pwincewy ^-^ genyewaw 
>_< To >_< knyow ^-^ youw OwO gwiefs; uWu to tell :33 you OwO fwom ^.^ his Grace 
:33 That UwU he >w< wiww >w< give :33 you xDD audience; ^-^ and :33 whewein 
>_> It >_< shaww ÚwÚ appeaw ^w^ that ^-^ youw x3 demands are OwO just, 
You >_< shaww ^.^ enjoy them, ;;w;; evewything ^w^ set off 
:33 That :33 might ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as xDD think :33 you :33 enyemies. 
>w< MOWBWAY. xDD But UwU he hath forc'd uWu us uWu to compel ^w^ this >_< offew; 
And it >_> pwoceeds OwO fwom policy, UwU nyot :3 wove. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. Mowbray. :33 you overween uWu to ^w^ take it >_< so. 
^.^ This x3 offew ÚwÚ comes OwO fwom >_> mewcy, UwU nyot OwO fwom fear; 
^.^ Fow, xDD wo! >_> within a ken x3 ouw >w< awmy uWu wies- 
ÚwÚ Upon mine ;;w;; honyouw, ;;w;; aww x3 too ^-^ confident 
>_< To >w< give ^.^ admittance uWu to a :3 thought :3 of >_< feaw. 
>_< Ouw >_< battwe is :33 mowe full :3 of ;;w;; nyames than ^-^ youws, 
>_< Ouw ^-^ men :33 mowe UwU pewfect ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ use :3 of ^w^ awms, 
>_< Ouw x3 awmouw ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as strong, x3 ouw >_< cause >w< the best; 
UwU Then :3 weason >w< wiww x3 ouw ^-^ heawts OwO shouwd >_< be ÚwÚ as :33 good. 
Say :33 you not, uWu then, x3 ouw x3 offew is UwU compeww'd. 
>w< MOWBWAY. xDD Weww, :3 by >_> my >w< wiww ;;w;; we >_< shaww xDD admit xDD nyo >w< pawwey. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. :33 That uWu awgues but >w< the OwO shame :3 of ^-^ youw offence: 
xDD A >w< wotten case OwO abides xDD nyo >_< handwing. 
:3 HASTINGS. uWu Hath >w< the xDD Pwince :33 John a full x3 commission, 
^.^ In :3 vewy ample virtue :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ fathew, 
>_< To >_> heaw ^-^ and absolutely uWu to determine 
Of what ^-^ conditions ;;w;; we >_< shaww >_< stand upon? 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. :33 That is ^-^ intended ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; genyewaw's name. 
^-^ I :33 muse :33 you uWu make ;;w;; so >_< swight a uWu question. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. UwU Then take, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of ^.^ Westmowewand, ^w^ this schedule, 
:3 Fow ^w^ this ;;w;; contains x3 ouw ^-^ genyewaw UwU gwievances. 
>_> Each ;;w;; sevewaw >_< awticwe x3 hewein OwO wedwess'd, 
;;w;; Aww ;;w;; membews :3 of x3 ouw cause, x3 both ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ and OwO hence, 
:33 That are ÚwÚ insinyewed uWu to ^w^ this >w< action, 
ÚwÚ Acquitted :3 by a OwO twue ^.^ substantiaw >_> fowm, 
And present UwU execution :3 of x3 ouw wills 
>_< To uWu us ^-^ and uWu to x3 ouw xDD puwposes >_< confin'd- 
OwO We come >_> within x3 ouw >_> awfuw UwU banks >w< again, 
And :33 knyit x3 ouw ^w^ powews uWu to >w< the ;;w;; awm :3 of >_< peace. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. ^.^ This >w< wiww ^-^ I ^w^ show >w< the ;;w;; genyewaw. x3 Pwease ^.^ you, ^w^ wowds, 
^.^ In :33 sight :3 of x3 both x3 ouw >_< battwes ;;w;; we ^w^ may x3 meet; 
And OwO eithew UwU end ^-^ in OwO peace- xDD which >_> God ;;w;; so frame!- 
>_> Ow uWu to >w< the :3 pwace :3 of xDD diff'wence UwU caww >w< the swords 
Which must x3 decide uWu it. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. ^w^ My lord, ;;w;; we >w< wiww do >_< so. x3 Exit ^w^ WESTMOWEWAND 
>w< MOWBWAY. ;;w;; Thewe is a >_> thing >_> within >_> my bosom x3 tewws :33 me 
:33 That xDD nyo ^-^ conditions :3 of x3 ouw peace ^w^ can ÚwÚ stand. 
:3 HASTINGS. Fear :33 you UwU nyot ^-^ that: >_> if ;;w;; we ^w^ can uWu make x3 ouw peace 
ÚwÚ Upon >_< such uWu wawge >w< tewms ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^-^ absowute 
:33 As x3 ouw ^-^ conditions >_< shaww consist >_< upon, 
>_< Ouw peace >_< shaww >_< stand ÚwÚ as ^w^ fiwm ÚwÚ as xDD wocky mountains. 
>w< MOWBWAY. x3 Yea, but x3 ouw valuation >_< shaww >_< be >_< such 
:33 That >_> evewy >_< swight ^-^ and UwU fawse-dewived cause, 
x3 Yea, >_> evewy idle, ÚwÚ nyice, ^-^ and ÚwÚ wanton ;;w;; weason, 
ÚwÚ Shaww uWu to >w< the OwO King >_< taste :3 of ^w^ this xDD action; 
UwU That, were x3 ouw ;;w;; woyaw ^w^ faiths ^-^ mawtyws ^-^ in love, 
OwO We >_< shaww >_< be OwO winnyow'd xDD with ;;w;; so ^.^ wough a ^.^ wind 
:33 That uWu even x3 ouw corn >_< shaww seem ÚwÚ as :3 wight ÚwÚ as chaff, 
And ^w^ good OwO fwom ÚwÚ bad find xDD nyo >_< pawtition. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, >_> my ^-^ wowd. UwU Nyote ^.^ this: >w< the OwO King is :33 weawy 
Of >_> dainty ^-^ and >_< such picking ;;w;; gwievances; 
:3 Fow UwU he hath x3 found uWu to UwU end >w< onye ÚwÚ doubt :3 by ÚwÚ death 
Revives x3 two greater ^-^ in >w< the xDD heiws :3 of ^-^ wife; 
And x3 thewefowe >w< wiww UwU he uWu wipe ^.^ his OwO tabwes ^w^ cwean, 
And :3 keep xDD nyo :3 teww-tawe uWu to ^.^ his memory 
:33 That ^w^ may OwO wepeat ^-^ and :3 histowy ^.^ his ^.^ wos 
>_< To xDD nyew remembrance. :3 Fow full ^w^ weww UwU he UwU knyows 
He ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; so >_> pwecisewy >w< weed ^w^ this ^w^ wand 
:33 As ^.^ his ^.^ misdoubts present :3 occasion: 
:33 His >_> foes are ;;w;; so enrooted xDD with ^.^ his >w< fwiends 
UwU That, uWu pwucking uWu to :33 unfix :3 an ;;w;; enyemy, 
He x3 doth ;;w;; unfasten ;;w;; so ^-^ and shake a OwO fwiend. 
So ^w^ that ^w^ this land, OwO wike :3 an >_< offensive uWu wife 
:33 That hath ;;w;; enwag'd xDD him on uWu to x3 offew strokes, 
:33 As UwU he is :3 stwiking, UwU howds ^.^ his infant xDD up, 
And OwO hangs ^w^ wesowv'd ^.^ cowwection ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; awm 
:33 That >_> was uprear'd uWu to OwO execution. 
:3 HASTINGS. :33 Besides, >w< the OwO King hath ^w^ wasted ;;w;; aww ^.^ his rods 
:3 On OwO wate ;;w;; offendews, ^w^ that UwU he now x3 doth x3 wack 
^.^ The :3 vewy UwU instwuments :3 of xDD chastisement; 
So ^w^ that ^.^ his :33 powew, OwO wike uWu to a >w< fangwess x3 wion, 
:3 May ^.^ offew, but UwU nyot UwU howd. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. 'Tis :3 vewy OwO twue; 
And x3 thewefowe >_< be assur'd, >_> my ^w^ good xDD Wowd >_< Mawshaw, 
UwU If ;;w;; we do now uWu make x3 ouw ^-^ atonyement UwU weww, 
>_< Ouw peace will, OwO wike a x3 bwoken OwO wimb >_> unyited, 
:33 Gwow >_< stwongew for >w< the ^w^ bweaking. 
>w< MOWBWAY. ;;w;; Be it >_< so. 
uWu Hewe is xDD wetuwn'd >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of Westmoreland. 

^-^ We-entew ^w^ WESTMOWEWAND 

>w< WESTMOWEWAND. ^.^ The xDD Pwince is ÚwÚ hewe :3 at ;;w;; hand. ^.^ Pweaseth ^-^ youw OwO wowdship 
>_< To meet ^.^ his Grace UwU just ÚwÚ distance >w< 'tween x3 ouw >w< awmies? 
>w< MOWBWAY. ;;w;; Youw Grace :3 of :33 Yowk, ^-^ in God's name uWu then, ^w^ set ^w^ fowwawd. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. Before, ^-^ and >_< gweet ^.^ his Grace. ^w^ My lord, ;;w;; we ^-^ come. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the forest 

Enter, OwO fwom >w< onye x3 side, UwU MOWBWAY, ^.^ attended; ÚwÚ aftewwawds, >w< the ;;w;; AWCHBISHOP, 
^-^ HASTINGS, ^-^ and others; OwO fwom >w< the x3 othew x3 side, PRINCE :3 JOHN :3 of :33 WANCASTEW, 
:33 WESTMOWEWAND, ^w^ OFFICEWS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. You are ^w^ weww :3 encount'wed ;;w;; hewe, >_> my ;;w;; cousin Mowbray. 
Good x3 day uWu to ^.^ you, ÚwÚ gentwe xDD Wowd ;;w;; Awchbishop; 
And ;;w;; so uWu to ^.^ you, xDD Wowd Hastings, ^-^ and uWu to ÚwÚ aww. 
^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Yowk, it xDD bettew UwU show'd xDD with :33 you 
When ^w^ that ^-^ youw >_< fwock, ÚwÚ assembwed :3 by >w< the >_> beww, 
^w^ Enciwcwed :33 you uWu to >_> heaw xDD with xDD wevewence 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ exposition on >w< the UwU howy text 
uWu Than now uWu to see :33 you ÚwÚ hewe :3 an >_> iwon ;;w;; man, 
OwO Cheewing a rout :3 of ;;w;; webews xDD with ^-^ youw :3 dwum, 
>_< Tuwnying >w< the :3 wowd uWu to ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ and OwO wife uWu to ^-^ death. 
:33 That man ^w^ that :3 sits >_> within a monarch's :33 heawt 
And ^w^ wipens ^-^ in >w< the sunshine :3 of ^.^ his favour, 
>w< Wouwd UwU he ;;w;; abuse >w< the countenance :3 of >w< the uWu king, 
Alack, what mischiefs :33 might UwU he ^w^ set UwU abwoach 
^.^ In uWu shadow :3 of >_< such greatness! With ^.^ you, xDD Wowd Bishop, 
>_> It is uWu even >_< so. >_< Who hath UwU nyot heard it ^-^ spoken 
UwU How ;;w;; deep :33 you were >_> within >w< the xDD books :3 of God? 
>_< To uWu us >w< the speaker ^-^ in :33 His ;;w;; pawwiament, 
>_< To uWu us >_> th' >_< imagin'd :3 voice :3 of >_> God ^w^ himsewf, 
^.^ The :3 vewy ÚwÚ openyew ^-^ and UwU intewwigencew 
uWu Between >w< the ;;w;; gwace, >w< the sanctities :3 of :33 heaven, 
And x3 ouw ^.^ duww >w< wowkings. OwO O, ;;w;; who >_< shaww xDD bewieve 
xDD But :33 you ;;w;; misuse >w< the xDD wevewence :3 of ^-^ youw place, 
:3 Empwoy >w< the countenance ^-^ and ^.^ gwace :3 of heav'n 
:33 As a x3 fawse ;;w;; favouwite x3 doth ^.^ his :33 pwince's ;;w;; nyame, 
^.^ In deeds >_< dishonyouwabwe? You have xDD ta'en xDD up, 
Under >w< the UwU countewfeited xDD zeaw :3 of God, 
^.^ The ^-^ subjects :3 of :33 His substitute, >_> my ^-^ fathew, 
And x3 both ÚwÚ against >w< the peace :3 of :3 heaven ^-^ and xDD him 
>_< Have ÚwÚ hewe xDD up-swawm'd uWu them. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. Good >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Wancastew, 
^-^ I am UwU nyot ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw >_> fathew's >_< peace; 
>w< But, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< towd >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of ^.^ Westmowewand, 
^.^ The :3 time misord'red x3 doth, ^-^ in UwU common ^w^ sense, 
xDD Cwowd uWu us ^-^ and x3 cwush uWu us uWu to ^w^ this monstrous OwO fowm 
>_< To hold x3 ouw ^w^ safety ;;w;; up. ^-^ I >_> sent ^-^ youw Grace 
^.^ The xDD pawcews ^-^ and ^-^ pawticuwaws :3 of x3 ouw xDD gwief, 
^.^ The xDD which hath OwO been xDD with OwO scown ^-^ shov'd OwO fwom >w< the uWu couwt, 
uWu Wheweon ^w^ this >_> hydwa ^-^ son :3 of ^-^ waw is :3 bown; 
>_< Whose ^w^ dangewous ^.^ eyes ^w^ may ^w^ weww >_< be uWu chawm'd :3 asweep 
With ÚwÚ gwant :3 of x3 ouw :3 most UwU just ^-^ and >w< wight OwO desiwes; 
And OwO twue ÚwÚ obedience, :3 of ^w^ this >w< madnyess cur'd, 
;;w;; Stoop tamely uWu to >w< the ^.^ foot :3 of majesty. 
>w< MOWBWAY. UwU If not, ;;w;; we ready are uWu to xDD twy x3 ouw UwU fowtunyes 
>_< To >w< the last man. 
:3 HASTINGS. And though ;;w;; we ÚwÚ hewe x3 faww x3 down, 
OwO We have ^w^ suppwies uWu to ;;w;; second x3 ouw ^-^ attempt. 
UwU If :33 they :33 miscawwy, theirs >_< shaww ;;w;; second ^.^ them; 
And ;;w;; so ^w^ success :3 of ÚwÚ mischief >_< shaww >_< be born, 
And >_< heiw OwO fwom >_< heiw >_< shaww hold ^w^ this :3 quawwew :3 up 
Whiles ;;w;; Engwand >_< shaww have generation. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. YOU are x3 too x3 shawwow, Hastings, ÚwÚ much uWu to x3 shawwow, 
>_< To sound >w< the ÚwÚ bottom :3 of >w< the x3 aftew-times. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. ^.^ Pweaseth ^-^ youw Grace uWu to answer them directly 
UwU How far ^-^ fowth :33 you do OwO wike their xDD awticwes. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. ^-^ I OwO wike them ;;w;; aww ^-^ and do OwO awwow them :3 weww; 
And xDD sweaw ;;w;; hewe, :3 by >w< the >w< honyouw :3 of >_> my uWu bwood, 
^w^ My >_> fathew's xDD puwposes have OwO been mistook; 
And ÚwÚ some uWu about xDD him have x3 too ^-^ wavishwy 
xDD Wwested ^.^ his >_> meanying ^-^ and OwO authowity. 
^w^ My lord, uWu these griefs >_< shaww >_< be xDD with >_< speed redress'd; 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my ^w^ souw, :33 they uWu shaww. UwU If ^w^ this ^w^ may UwU pwease ^.^ you, 
^w^ Dischawge ^-^ youw ^w^ powews >_< unto their ;;w;; sevewaw ÚwÚ counties, 
:33 As ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu ouws; ^-^ and ;;w;; hewe, between >w< the ^.^ awmies, 
xDD Wet's drink x3 togethew >_< fwiendwy ^-^ and embrace, 
:33 That ;;w;; aww their ^.^ eyes ^w^ may ;;w;; beaw those ÚwÚ tokens home 
Of x3 ouw >_> westowed :33 wove ^-^ and amity. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. ^-^ I ^w^ take ^-^ youw ÚwÚ pwincewy :3 wowd for uWu these ^.^ wedwesses. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. ^-^ I >w< give it ^.^ you, ^-^ and >w< wiww >_> maintain >_> my word; 
And xDD theweupon ^-^ I drink >_< unto ^-^ youw Grace. 
:3 HASTINGS. ^.^ Go, >w< Captain, ^-^ and >w< dewivew uWu to >w< the >w< awmy 
^.^ This OwO nyews :3 of >_< peace. Let them have >_> pay, ^-^ and x3 pawt. 
^-^ I >_< knyow it >w< wiww UwU pwease uWu them. >w< Hie ^-^ thee, ^.^ Captain. 
x3 Exit >w< Officew 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. >_< To ^.^ you, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe xDD Wowd :3 of Westmoreland. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. ^-^ I pledge ^-^ youw >_< Gwace; ^-^ and >_> if :33 you ^-^ knyew what ^-^ pains 
^-^ I have bestow'd uWu to ;;w;; bweed ^w^ this present OwO peace, 
You :3 wouwd drink freely; but >_> my :33 wove uWu to xDD ye 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^w^ show ^w^ itsewf :33 mowe openly ^.^ heweaftew. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. ^-^ I do UwU nyot ÚwÚ doubt ÚwÚ you. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad :3 of uWu it. 
Health uWu to >_> my lord ^-^ and ÚwÚ gentwe cousin, Mowbray. 
>w< MOWBWAY. You :33 wish :33 me OwO heawth ^-^ in :3 vewy happy ÚwÚ season, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am on >w< the xDD sudden x3 something ill. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. Against ^w^ iww ^.^ chances ^-^ men are ^-^ evew x3 mewwy; 
xDD But heavinyess ^.^ fowewuns >w< the ^w^ good >_< event. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. Therefore >_< be merry, >_< coz; >_> since xDD sudden >_> sowwow 
^w^ Sewves uWu to say thus, ;;w;; 'Some ^w^ good >_> thing ÚwÚ comes ^.^ to-mowwow.' 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. ;;w;; Bewieve me, ^-^ I am >w< passing :3 wight ^-^ in ^w^ spiwit. 
>w< MOWBWAY. So ÚwÚ much >w< the ^-^ wowse, >_> if ^-^ youw ^-^ own rule >_< be :3 twue. 
:33 [Shouts ^.^ within] 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. ^.^ The :3 wowd :3 of peace is rend'red. Hark, how :33 they ^-^ shout! 
>w< MOWBWAY. ^.^ This ^w^ had OwO been cheerful after victory. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. xDD A peace is :3 of >w< the ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 of a >_> conquest; 
:3 Fow :33 then x3 both ^w^ pawties ^w^ nyobwy are xDD subdu'd, 
And ^w^ nyeithew party uWu wosew. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. ^.^ Go, >_> my lord, 
And let x3 ouw >w< awmy >_< be ^.^ dischawged >_< too. 
x3 Exit ^w^ WESTMOWEWAND 
And, ^w^ good >_> my lord, ;;w;; so UwU pwease :33 you let x3 ouw >_< twains 
March :3 by us, ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^w^ may ÚwÚ pewuse >w< the ^-^ men 
OwO We OwO shouwd have cop'd withal. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. ^.^ Go, ^w^ good xDD Wowd Hastings, 
And, ^-^ ewe :33 they >_< be UwU dismiss'd, let them OwO mawch by. 
x3 Exit HASTINGS 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. ^-^ I UwU twust, ^w^ wowds, ;;w;; we >_< shaww >_< wie to-night together. 

^-^ We-entew ^w^ WESTMOWEWAND 

xDD Nyow, cousin, wherefore ^.^ stands x3 ouw >w< awmy still? 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. ^.^ The :33 weadews, having charge OwO fwom :33 you uWu to ^w^ stand, 
Will UwU nyot ^w^ go off x3 untiw :33 they >_> heaw :33 you ^w^ speak. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. xDD They >_< knyow their duties. 

^-^ We-entew HASTINGS 

:3 HASTINGS. ^w^ My lord, x3 ouw >w< awmy is ^w^ dispews'd uWu awweady. 
>w< Wike ^-^ youthfuw :33 steews >_< unyok'd, :33 they ^w^ take their ;;w;; couwses 
>_> East, west, north, OwO south; >w< ow OwO wike a :33 schoow ^.^ bwoke xDD up, 
>_> Each hurries ^.^ towawd ^.^ his home ^-^ and sporting-place. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. Good uWu tidings, >_> my xDD Wowd UwU Hastings; for >w< the xDD which 
^-^ I do OwO awwest ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ twaitow, :3 of >_> high :33 tweason; 
And ^.^ you, xDD Wowd Archbishop, ^-^ and ^.^ you, xDD Wowd Mowbray, 
Of capital treason ^-^ I x3 attach :33 you ^.^ both. 
>w< MOWBWAY. Is ^w^ this uWu pwoceeding UwU just ^-^ and ^w^ honyouwabwe? 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. Is ^-^ youw ^.^ assembwy so? 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. Will :33 you UwU thus x3 bweak ^-^ youw faith? 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. ^-^ I :33 pawn'd ÚwÚ thee xDD nyonye: 
^-^ I >_< pwomis'd :33 you ^-^ wedwess :3 of uWu these ^-^ same uWu gwievances 
ÚwÚ Wheweof :33 you >w< did x3 compwain; which, :3 by mine ;;w;; honyouw, 
^-^ I >w< wiww :33 pewfowm xDD with a :3 most Christian xDD cawe. 
xDD But for ^.^ you, rebels- >w< wook uWu to >_< taste >w< the UwU due 
Meet for >_< webewwion ^-^ and >_< such uWu acts ÚwÚ as >w< youws. 
uWu Most ^.^ shawwowwy >w< did :33 you uWu these xDD awms ;;w;; commence, 
Fondly brought ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ and foolishly >_> sent >_< hence. 
>_< Stwike :3 up x3 ouw ;;w;; dwums, ^w^ puwsue >w< the scatt'red OwO stway. 
God, ^-^ and UwU nyot ^-^ we, hath xDD safewy fought xDD to-day. 
^.^ Some :3 guawd uWu these x3 twaitows uWu to >w< the block :3 of >_< death, 
Treason's OwO twue bed ^-^ and :3 yiewdew-up :3 of >_> bweath. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the forest 

:33 Awawum; xDD excuwsions. ^-^ Entew x3 FAWSTAFF ^-^ and ^w^ COWVIWWE, OwO meeting 

>_< FAWSTAFF. What's ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame, >_> siw? Of what ;;w;; condition are ^.^ you, ^-^ and :3 of 
what place, ^-^ I pray? 
COLVILLE. ^-^ I am a :33 knyight sir; ^-^ and >_> my name is :33 Cowviwwe :3 of >w< the >w< Dawe. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, :33 Cowviwwe is ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame, a :33 knyight is ^-^ youw 
OwO degwee, ^-^ and ^-^ youw :3 pwace >w< the >w< Dawe. :33 Cowviwwe >_< shaww OwO stiww >_< be ^-^ youw 
;;w;; nyame, a UwU twaitow ^-^ youw OwO degwee, ^-^ and >w< the xDD dungeon ^-^ youw place- a :3 pwace 
;;w;; deep OwO enyough; ;;w;; so >_< shaww :33 you >_< be OwO stiww :33 Cowviwwe :3 of >w< the >w< Dawe. 
COLVILLE. ;;w;; Awe UwU nyot :33 you :3 Siw :33 John >_< Fawstaff? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :33 As ^w^ good a man ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ he, sir, ÚwÚ whoe'ew ^-^ I >w< am. :3 Do :33 you ÚwÚ yiewd, 
sir, >w< ow >_< shaww ^-^ I sweat for :33 you? UwU If ^-^ I do xDD sweat, :33 they are >w< the ^.^ dwops 
:3 of thy >_> wovews, ^-^ and :33 they UwU weep for thy >_> death; x3 thewefowe :33 wouse :3 up 
^w^ feaw ^-^ and trembling, ^-^ and do UwU obsewvance uWu to >_> my mercy. 
COLVILLE. ^-^ I xDD think :33 you are :3 Siw :33 John >_< Fawstaff, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ that :3 thought 
yield >w< me. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I have a uWu whowe :33 schoow :3 of tongues ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu bewwy :3 of mine; 
^-^ and UwU nyot a tongue :3 of them ;;w;; aww ;;w;; speaks :33 any x3 othew :3 wowd but >_> my name. 
;;w;; An ^-^ I ^w^ had but a uWu bewwy :3 of :33 any ÚwÚ indiffewency, ^-^ I were >_> simpwy >w< the :3 most 
>_> active uWu fewwow ^-^ in >w< Euwope. ^w^ My womb, >_> my womb, >_> my >_< womb undoes >w< me. 
uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes x3 ouw ;;w;; genyewaw. 

^-^ Entew PRINCE :3 JOHN UwU OF :33 WANCASTEW, :33 WESTMOWEWAND, 
^w^ BWUNT, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. ^.^ The ÚwÚ heat is past; x3 fowwow xDD nyo further UwU nyow. 
x3 Caww ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ powews, ^w^ good ;;w;; cousin Westmoreland. 
x3 Exit ^w^ WESTMOWEWAND 
xDD Nyow, >_< Fawstaff, >w< whewe have :33 you OwO been ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ^.^ whiwe? 
When ;;w;; evewything is uWu ended, :33 then :33 you ^-^ come. 
These ^w^ tawdy :33 twicks :3 of ;;w;; youws will, on >_> my >_< wife, 
uWu Onye :3 time >w< ow x3 othew x3 bweak ÚwÚ some UwU gawwows' OwO back. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be ;;w;; sowwy, >_> my lord, but it OwO shouwd >_< be UwU thus: ^-^ I UwU nyevew 
^-^ knyew yet but rebuke ^-^ and check >_> was >w< the OwO wewawd :3 of ÚwÚ vawouw. :3 Do :33 you 
xDD think :33 me a >_< swawwow, :3 an uWu awwow, >w< ow a bullet? >_< Have ;;w;; I, ^-^ in >_> my x3 poow ^-^ and 
old motion, >w< the expedition :3 of thought? ^-^ I have speeded ÚwÚ hithew xDD with 
>w< the :3 vewy >_> extwemest :3 inch :3 of ;;w;; possibiwity; ^-^ I have :3 found'wed UwU nyinye 
;;w;; scowe ^-^ and OwO odd UwU posts; ^-^ and ;;w;; hewe, >_< twavew :3 tainted ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am, uWu have, ^-^ in 
>_> my >_> puwe ^-^ and immaculate uWu vawouw, ^.^ taken :3 Siw :33 John :33 Cowviwwe :3 of >w< the 
>_> Dawe,a :3 most >_< fuwious :33 knyight ^-^ and valorous >_> enyemy. xDD But what :3 of that? 
He OwO saw me, ^-^ and x3 yiewded; ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may justly say xDD with >w< the >_> hook-nyos'd 
uWu fewwow :3 of Rome-I >w< came, >_> saw, ^-^ and ^.^ ovewcame. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. >_> It >_> was :33 mowe :3 of ^.^ his :3 couwtesy than ^-^ youw deserving. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. uWu Hewe UwU he UwU is, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I yield xDD him; ^-^ and ^-^ I 
uWu beseech ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, let it >_< be ^.^ book'd xDD with >w< the :33 west :3 of ^w^ this >_< day's 
>_> deeds; >_< ow, :3 by >w< the Lord, ^-^ I >w< wiww have it ^-^ in a >_< pawticuwaw >_> bawwad 
^w^ ewse, xDD with mine ^-^ own picture on >w< the OwO top ^w^ on't, :33 Cowviwwe ÚwÚ kissing >_> my 
^.^ foot; uWu to >w< the xDD which ÚwÚ couwse >_> if ^-^ I >_< be x3 enfowc'd, >_> if :33 you do UwU nyot ;;w;; aww 
^w^ show OwO wike uWu giwt :3 twopences uWu to me, ^-^ and ;;w;; I, ^-^ in >w< the UwU cweaw sky :3 of ;;w;; fame, 
o'ershine :33 you ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as >w< the full moon x3 doth >w< the >_< cindews :3 of >w< the 
>w< ewement, xDD which ^w^ show OwO wike :3 pins' UwU heads uWu to >w< hew, xDD bewieve UwU nyot >w< the :3 wowd 
:3 of >w< the ÚwÚ nyobwe. Therefore let :33 me have >_< wight, ^-^ and let OwO desewt >w< mount. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. xDD Thinye's x3 too >_< heavy uWu to >w< mount. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Let it >w< shinye, ^w^ then. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. xDD Thinye's x3 too xDD thick uWu to ÚwÚ shinye. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Let it do ;;w;; something, >_> my ^w^ good lord, ^w^ that ^w^ may do :33 me ^.^ good, 
^-^ and UwU caww it what :33 you :3 wiww. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. Is thy name UwU Cowviwwe? 
COLVILLE. >_> It UwU is, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. xDD A famous ÚwÚ webew UwU awt UwU thou, xDD Cowviwwe. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. And a famous OwO twue xDD subject took ^-^ him. 
COLVILLE. ^-^ I am, >_> my lord, but ÚwÚ as >_> my uWu bettews are 
:33 That led :33 me x3 hithew. Had :33 they OwO been ^w^ wuw'd :3 by me, 
You OwO shouwd have won them dearer than :33 you >w< have. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot how :33 they sold ÚwÚ themsewves; but UwU thou, OwO wike a 
uWu kind fellow, xDD gavest thyself xDD away UwU gwatis; ^-^ and ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ thee for 
;;w;; thee. 

^-^ We-entew ^w^ WESTMOWEWAND 

PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. xDD Nyow, have :33 you UwU weft >_< puwsuit? 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. >w< Wetweat is x3 made, ^-^ and UwU execution stay'd. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. uWu Send :33 Cowviwwe, xDD with ^.^ his confederates, 
>_< To :33 Yowk, uWu to present OwO execution. 
^-^ Bwunt, ÚwÚ wead xDD him OwO hence; ^-^ and see :33 you :3 guawd xDD him ;;w;; suwe. 
Exeunt >_> BWUNT ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 
And now ÚwÚ dispatch ;;w;; we ^.^ towawd >w< the uWu couwt, >_> my uWu wowds. 
^-^ I >_> heaw >w< the OwO King >_> my father is ^w^ sowe ;;w;; sick. 
>_< Ouw OwO nyews >_< shaww ^w^ go :33 befowe uWu us uWu to ^.^ his Majesty, 
Which, cousin, :33 you >_< shaww ;;w;; beaw uWu to x3 comfowt xDD him 
And ;;w;; we xDD with sober >_< speed >w< wiww x3 fowwow ÚwÚ you. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, >w< give :33 me uWu weave uWu to ^w^ go through 
;;w;; Gwoucestewshiwe; UwU and, uWu when :33 you come uWu to uWu couwt, >_< stand >_> my ^w^ good lord, 
pray, ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^w^ good x3 wepowt. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you UwU weww, ^.^ Fawstaff. ;;w;; I, ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ condition, 
ÚwÚ Shaww xDD bettew UwU speak :3 of :33 you than :33 you ^.^ desewve. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but x3 FAWSTAFF 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you ^w^ had but >w< the UwU wit; x3 'twewe xDD bettew than ^-^ youw 
>_> dukedom. Good faith, ^w^ this ^-^ same xDD young >_> sobew-bwooded :33 boy x3 doth UwU nyot 
:33 wove x3 me; >_< nyow a man ;;w;; cannyot uWu make xDD him OwO waugh- but UwU that's xDD nyo >w< mawvew; 
UwU he :3 dwinks xDD nyo wine. Thewe's UwU nyevew none :3 of uWu these ^-^ demuwe >_< boys come 
uWu to :33 any proof; for >w< thin drink x3 doth ;;w;; so ^w^ ovew-coow their uWu bwood, ^-^ and 
UwU making uWu many uWu fish-meaws, ^w^ that :33 they x3 faww uWu into a uWu kind :3 of uWu mawe 
green-sickness; ^-^ and uWu then, uWu when :33 they x3 mawwy, :33 they x3 get wenches. xDD They 
are xDD genyewawwy x3 foows ^-^ and :3 cowawds-which ÚwÚ some :3 of uWu us OwO shouwd >_< be OwO too, 
but for >_< infwammation. xDD A ^w^ good :33 shewwis-sack hath a ÚwÚ two-fowd 
ÚwÚ opewation ^-^ in uWu it. >_> It ^.^ ascends :33 me uWu into >w< the ^w^ bwain; ^.^ dwies :33 me >w< thewe ;;w;; aww 
>w< the x3 foowish ^-^ and ^.^ duww ^-^ and xDD cwudy vapours xDD which environ x3 it; ^-^ makes it 
>w< appwehensive, UwU quick, >w< fowgetive, full :3 of UwU nyimbwe, OwO fiewy, ^-^ and 
>_< dewectabwe :33 shapes; xDD which delivered ^.^ o'ew uWu to >w< the >_> voice, >w< the uWu tongue, 
xDD which is >w< the ^-^ biwth, UwU becomes >_< excewwent ^-^ wit. ^.^ The ;;w;; second uWu pwopewty :3 of 
^-^ youw >_< excewwent OwO shewwis is >w< the ^.^ wawming :3 of >w< the ;;w;; bwood; xDD which :3 befowe, 
>_< cowd ^-^ and settled, UwU weft >w< the liver ^w^ white ^-^ and pale, xDD which is >w< the 
x3 badge :3 of x3 pusiwwanyimity ^-^ and cowardice; but >w< the OwO shewwis ^w^ wawms ^w^ it, 
^-^ and ^-^ makes it ÚwÚ couwse OwO fwom >w< the inwards uWu to >w< the x3 pawts extremes. >_> It 
uWu iwwuminyeth >w< the OwO face, which, ÚwÚ as a ;;w;; beacon, xDD gives :3 wawnying uWu to ;;w;; aww >w< the 
:33 west :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ wittwe >w< kingdom, ;;w;; man, uWu to uWu awm; ^-^ and :33 then >w< the ^-^ vitaw 
commoners ^-^ and OwO inwand xDD petty >_> spiwits >w< mustew :33 me ;;w;; aww uWu to their 
^-^ captain, >w< the heart, :33 who, >_> gweat ^-^ and ^-^ puff'd :3 up xDD with ^w^ this OwO wetinyue, 
x3 doth :33 any deed :3 of :3 couwage- ^-^ and ^w^ this OwO vawouw ÚwÚ comes :3 of sherris. So 
^w^ that OwO skiww ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; weapon is OwO nyothing :33 without sack, for ^w^ that ÚwÚ sets 
it ÚwÚ a-wowk; ^-^ and ^-^ weawnying, a mere >w< hoawd :3 of >_< gowd ÚwÚ kept :3 by a devil 
:3 tiww uWu sack >_< commences it ^-^ and ÚwÚ sets it ^-^ in :3 act ^-^ and ^w^ use. ^.^ Heweof ÚwÚ comes 
it ^w^ that xDD Pwince Harry is valiant; for >w< the >_< cowd UwU bwood UwU he >w< did 
^-^ nyatuwawwy ;;w;; inhewit :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ fathew, UwU he hath, OwO wike x3 wean, uWu stewiwe, ^-^ and 
uWu bawe land, xDD manyuwed, ;;w;; husbanded, ^-^ and OwO tiww'd, xDD with >_< excewwent 
uWu endeavouw :3 of :3 dwinking ^w^ good ^-^ and ^w^ good >_> stowe :3 of :3 fewtiwe ^.^ shewwis, 
^w^ that UwU he is ^-^ become :3 vewy hot ^-^ and valiant. UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ had a >_> thousand :3 sons, 
>w< the >_> fiwst xDD humanye principle ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ teach them OwO shouwd >_< be uWu to 
forswear >w< thin potations ^-^ and uWu to addict >w< themsewves uWu to >_> sack. 

^-^ Entew BARDOLPH 

UwU How uWu nyow, xDD Bawdowph! 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ^.^ The >w< awmy is ^.^ dischawged ;;w;; aww ^-^ and gone. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Let them ^w^ go. >_< I'ww through xDD Gwoucestewshiwe, ^-^ and >w< thewe >w< wiww 
^-^ I ^-^ visit >w< Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt ÚwÚ Shawwow, :33 Esquiwe. ^-^ I have xDD him uWu awweady 
temp'ring between >_> my finger ^-^ and >_> my ^-^ thumb, ^-^ and uWu showtwy >w< wiww ^-^ I ;;w;; seaw 
xDD with ^-^ him. ^w^ Come uWu away. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^w^ Westminstew. ^.^ The Jerusalem Chamber 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, PRINCE OwO THOMAS UwU OF ^-^ CWAWENCE, PRINCE ^.^ HUMPHWEY UwU OF >w< GWOUCESTEW, 
:33 WAWWICK, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

uWu KING. xDD Nyow, ^w^ wowds, >_> if >_> God x3 doth >w< give :3 successfuw UwU end 
>_< To ^w^ this debate ^w^ that bleedeth :3 at x3 ouw ^w^ doows, 
OwO We >w< wiww x3 ouw ^w^ youth ÚwÚ wead on uWu to :33 highew ^.^ fiewds, 
And draw xDD nyo swords but what are sanctified. 
>_< Ouw navy is ^.^ addwess'd, x3 ouw ÚwÚ powew ;;w;; connyected, 
>_< Ouw ^.^ substitutes ^-^ in ;;w;; absence ^w^ weww OwO invested, 
And ;;w;; evewything ^w^ wies ;;w;; wevew uWu to x3 ouw wish. 
^w^ Onwy ;;w;; we >_< want a ^-^ wittwe ^w^ pewsonyaw >_> stwength; 
And :33 pause uWu us :3 tiww uWu these rebels, now ^.^ afoot, 
^w^ Come >w< undewnyeath >w< the ^w^ yoke :3 of government. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ÚwÚ Both xDD which ;;w;; we ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot but ^-^ youw >_> Majesty 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU soon >_< enjoy. 
uWu KING. ;;w;; Humphwey, >_> my ^-^ son :3 of :3 Gwoucestew, 
;;w;; Whewe is >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ youw brother? 
PRINCE ^-^ HUMPHWEY. ^-^ I xDD think ÚwÚ he's ^w^ gonye uWu to ÚwÚ hunt, >_> my lord, :3 at uWu Windsow. 
uWu KING. And how >_> accompanyied? 
PRINCE ^-^ HUMPHWEY. ^-^ I do UwU nyot :33 knyow, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
uWu KING. Is UwU nyot ^.^ his ^-^ bwothew, ;;w;; Thomas :3 of Clarence, xDD with him? 
PRINCE ^-^ HUMPHWEY. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good lord, UwU he is ^-^ in presence uWu hewe. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. :3 What :3 wouwd >_> my lord ^-^ and father? 
uWu KING. Nothing but ^w^ weww uWu to ^-^ thee, ;;w;; Thomas :3 of ÚwÚ Cwawence. 
UwU How >_> chance >w< thou UwU awt UwU nyot xDD with >w< the xDD Pwince thy brother? 
He >_< woves ^-^ thee, ^-^ and >w< thou dost neglect :3 him, Thomas. 
Thou UwU hast a xDD bettew :3 pwace ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU affection 
uWu Than ;;w;; aww thy ^-^ bwothews; cherish ^w^ it, >_> my uWu boy, 
And ^-^ nyobwe UwU offices >w< thou ;;w;; mayst ÚwÚ effect 
Of ^w^ mediation, after ^-^ I am >_> dead, 
uWu Between ^.^ his :3 gweatnyess ^-^ and thy x3 othew >w< bwethwen. 
Therefore >_< omit xDD him not; UwU bwunt UwU nyot ^.^ his love, 
>_> Nyow ;;w;; wose >w< the ^w^ good ^w^ advantage :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ gwace 
By seeming >_< cowd >w< ow ^-^ cawewess :3 of ^.^ his :3 wiww; 
:3 Fow UwU he is OwO gwacious >_> if UwU he >_< be OwO obsewv'd. 
He hath a tear for :33 pity ^-^ and a UwU hand 
xDD Open ÚwÚ as x3 day for melting >_< chawity; 
^w^ Yet ÚwÚ nyotwithstanding, being >_< incens'd, UwU he is UwU fwint; 
:33 As :3 humowous ÚwÚ as ^-^ wintew, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as xDD sudden 
:33 As flaws ;;w;; congeawed ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; spwing :3 of ;;w;; day. 
:33 His temper, >_< thewefowe, must >_< be ^w^ weww OwO obsewv'd. 
>w< Chide xDD him for :3 fauwts, ^-^ and do it ^.^ wevewentwy, 
When :33 you :3 pewceive ^.^ his UwU bwood ^w^ incwin'd uWu to ^.^ miwth; 
>w< But, being OwO moody, >w< give xDD him x3 winye ^-^ and :33 scope 
xDD Tiww ^w^ that ^.^ his x3 passions, OwO wike a ^.^ whawe on OwO gwound, 
Confound >w< themsewves xDD with ^.^ wowking. Learn ^w^ this, >_> Thomas, 
And >w< thou xDD shawt >_< pwove a uWu shewtew uWu to thy :3 fwiends, 
xDD A >_< hoop :3 of >_< gowd uWu to ^w^ bind thy OwO bwothews :33 in, 
:33 That >w< the united uWu vessew :3 of their uWu bwood, 
OwO Mingwed xDD with ^-^ venyom :3 of :33 suggestion- 
UwU As, ÚwÚ fowce >w< pewfowce, >w< the age >w< wiww pour it ;;w;; in- 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU nyevew :33 weak, though it do >w< wowk ÚwÚ as strong 
:33 As ÚwÚ aconyitum >w< ow >_> wash ^.^ gunpowdew. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. ^-^ I >_< shaww uWu obsewve xDD him xDD with ;;w;; aww OwO cawe ^-^ and :3 wove. 
uWu KING. ^.^ Why UwU awt >w< thou UwU nyot :3 at >_< Windsow xDD with :3 him, Thomas? 
^w^ CWAWENCE. He is UwU nyot >w< thewe xDD to-day; UwU he ^-^ dinyes ^-^ in >w< Wondon. 
uWu KING. And how >_> accompanyied? ^w^ Canst >w< thou tell that? 
^w^ CWAWENCE. With >_> Poins, ^-^ and x3 othew ^.^ his xDD continyuaw UwU fowwowews. 
uWu KING. uWu Most xDD subject is >w< the fattest soil uWu to weeds; 
And ÚwÚ he, >w< the ^-^ nyobwe UwU image :3 of >_> my uWu youth, 
Is ;;w;; ovewspwead xDD with ^.^ them; x3 thewefowe >_> my grief 
ÚwÚ Stwetches ^w^ itsewf >_> beyond >w< the hour :3 of ^-^ death. 
^.^ The UwU bwood ^.^ weeps OwO fwom >_> my :33 heawt uWu when ^-^ I do uWu shape, 
^.^ In forms :33 imaginyawy, th'unguided ^-^ days 
And >w< wotten xDD times ^w^ that :33 you >_< shaww >w< wook upon 
When ^-^ I am sleeping xDD with >_> my ancestors. 
:3 Fow uWu when ^.^ his >w< headstwong riot hath xDD nyo >_< cuwb, 
When xDD wage ^-^ and hot UwU bwood are ^.^ his counsellors 
When ÚwÚ means ^-^ and ;;w;; wavish :3 mannyews meet xDD togethew, 
OwO O, xDD with what uWu wings >_< shaww ^.^ his :33 affections OwO fwy 
^w^ Towawds x3 fwonting peril ^-^ and ^.^ oppos'd ^-^ decay! 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^w^ My OwO gwacious lord, :33 you >w< wook >_> beyond xDD him ^-^ quite. 
^.^ The xDD Pwince but ;;w;; studies ^.^ his ^-^ companyions 
>w< Wike a ^-^ stwange uWu tongue, UwU whewein, uWu to x3 gain >w< the :3 wanguage, 
'Tis :33 nyeedfuw ^w^ that >w< the :3 most uWu immodest :3 wowd 
;;w;; Be OwO wook'd upon ^-^ and UwU weawnt; xDD which once ;;w;; attain'd, 
;;w;; Youw Highness :3 knyows, ÚwÚ comes uWu to xDD nyo further ÚwÚ use 
xDD But uWu to >_< be known ^-^ and x3 hated. ;;w;; So, OwO wike >_< gwoss OwO tewms, 
^.^ The xDD Pwince will, ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ pewfectnyess :3 of time, 
>_> Cast off ^.^ his >w< fowwowews; ^-^ and their memory 
ÚwÚ Shaww ÚwÚ as a uWu pattewn >w< ow a :3 measuwe >_< wive 
By xDD which ^.^ his Grace must mete >w< the xDD wives :3 of >w< othew, 
>_< Tuwnying :33 past evils uWu to >w< advantages. 
uWu KING. 'Tis >_> sewdom uWu when >w< the ^w^ bee x3 doth uWu weave ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ comb 
^.^ In >w< the ^-^ dead >_< cawwion. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WESTMOWEWAND 

:33 Who's :33 hewe? UwU Westmowewand? 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. Health uWu to >_> my uWu soveweign, ^-^ and xDD nyew happiness 
^.^ Added uWu to ^w^ that ^w^ that am uWu to deliver! 
xDD Pwince uWu John, ^-^ youw son, x3 doth >_> kiss ^-^ youw Grace's ;;w;; hand. 
Mowbray, >w< the Bishop Scroop, Hastings, ^-^ and >w< aww, 
;;w;; Awe brought uWu to >w< the ^.^ cowwection :3 of ^-^ youw >_> waw. 
;;w;; Thewe is UwU nyot now a rebel's >_< swowd >_< unsheath'd, 
xDD But >_> Peace puts ^-^ fowth ;;w;; hew uWu owive OwO evewywhewe. 
^.^ The >w< mannyew how ^w^ this action hath OwO been :33 bownye 
uWu Hewe :3 at :33 mowe :3 weisuwe ^w^ may ^-^ youw Highness ^w^ wead, 
With >_> evewy ÚwÚ couwse ^-^ in ^.^ his particular. 
uWu KING. O ^.^ Westmowewand, >w< thou UwU awt a summer x3 biwd, 
Which ^-^ evew ^-^ in >w< the OwO haunch :3 of xDD wintew uWu sings 
^.^ The :33 wifting :3 up :3 of ;;w;; day. 

^-^ Entew OwO HAWCOUWT 

ÚwÚ Wook >_> hewe's :33 mowe news. 
HARCOURT. ^w^ Fwom enemies :3 heaven :3 keep ^-^ youw UwU Majesty; 
And, uWu when :33 they >_< stand ÚwÚ against ^.^ you, ^w^ may :33 they x3 faww 
:33 As those ^w^ that ^-^ I am come uWu to tell :33 you OwO of! 
^.^ The uWu Eaww Northumberland ^-^ and >w< the xDD Wowd >_< Bawdowph, 
With a >_> gweat ÚwÚ powew :3 of ÚwÚ Engwish ^-^ and :3 of Scots, 
;;w;; Awe :3 by >w< the ^.^ shwieve :3 of xDD Yowkshiwe >_< ovewthwown. 
^.^ The >w< mannyew ^-^ and OwO twue UwU owdew :3 of >w< the ^.^ fight 
^.^ This >_< packet, UwU pwease it ^.^ you, ;;w;; contains :3 at :3 wawge. 
uWu KING. And wherefore OwO shouwd uWu these ^w^ good OwO nyews uWu make :33 me >w< sick? 
Will OwO Fowtunye UwU nyevew come xDD with x3 both >w< hands x3 fuww, 
xDD But xDD wwite ;;w;; hew ^.^ faiw >_> wowds OwO stiww ^-^ in xDD fouwest >w< wettews? 
ÚwÚ She OwO eithew xDD gives a stomach ^-^ and xDD nyo food- 
>_> Such are >w< the poor, ^-^ in UwU heawth- >w< ow else a x3 feast, 
And >_> takes xDD away >w< the >_< stomach- >_< such are >w< the rich 
:33 That have ^w^ abundance ^-^ and ^.^ enjoy it uWu nyot. 
^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU wejoice now :3 at ^w^ this happy ^.^ nyews; 
And now >_> my :33 sight xDD faiws, ^-^ and >_> my ^.^ bwain is >_< giddy. 
O me! come uWu nyeaw :33 me now ^-^ I am ÚwÚ much ill. 
PRINCE ^-^ HUMPHWEY. >_> Comfowt, ^-^ youw Majesty! 
^w^ CWAWENCE. O >_> my ;;w;; woyaw >w< fathew! 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. ^w^ My sovereign lord, :3 cheew :3 up ÚwÚ youwsewf, >w< wook ;;w;; up. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ;;w;; Be :33 patient, :33 Pwinces; :33 you do >_< knyow uWu these uWu fits 
;;w;; Awe xDD with ^.^ his Highness :3 vewy ordinary. 
:33 Stand OwO fwom :3 him, >w< give xDD him air; he'll straight >_< be ^.^ weww. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. x3 Nyo, no; UwU he ;;w;; cannyot long hold :33 out uWu these ^.^ pangs. 
Th' >w< incessant OwO cawe ^-^ and UwU wabouw :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; mind 
uWu Hath :33 wwought >w< the mure ^w^ that OwO shouwd :33 confinye it ^-^ in 
So >w< thin ^w^ that OwO wife OwO wooks through, ^-^ and >w< wiww x3 bweak x3 out. 
PRINCE ^-^ HUMPHWEY. ^.^ The uWu peopwe ^w^ feaw x3 me; for :33 they do uWu obsewve 
Unfather'd xDD heiws ^-^ and uWu woathwy ^-^ biwths :3 of ^w^ nyatuwe. 
^.^ The uWu seasons ^w^ change their manners, ÚwÚ as >w< the :33 yeaw 
Had x3 found ÚwÚ some ^w^ months >_> asweep, ^-^ and leapt them x3 ovew. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. ^.^ The river hath :3 thwice ÚwÚ fwow'd, xDD nyo ebb between; 
And >w< the old UwU fowk, Time's OwO doting chronicles, 
Say it >w< did ;;w;; so a ^-^ wittwe :3 time :33 befowe 
:33 That x3 ouw >_> gweat grandsire, ^w^ Edwawd, sick'd ^-^ and died. 
^-^ WAWWICK. OwO Speak :3 wowew, xDD Pwinces, for >w< the OwO King recovers. 
PRINCE ^-^ HUMPHWEY. ^.^ This x3 apopwexy >w< wiww x3 cewtain >_< be ^.^ his >_< end. 
uWu KING. ^-^ I pray :33 you ^w^ take :33 me xDD up, ^-^ and ;;w;; beaw :33 me hence 
>w< Into ÚwÚ some x3 othew UwU chambew. >w< Softwy, >_> pway. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
^w^ Westminstew. UwU Anyothew x3 chambew 

^.^ The UwU KING lying on a bed; ^-^ CWAWENCE, >w< GWOUCESTEW, :33 WAWWICK, 
^-^ and ÚwÚ othews ^-^ in >w< attendance 

uWu KING. Let >w< thewe >_< be xDD nyo noise x3 made, >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe :3 fwiends; 
uWu Unwess ÚwÚ some ^.^ duww ^-^ and ÚwÚ favouwabwe UwU hand 
Will :3 whispew music uWu to >_> my :33 weawy ^w^ spiwit. 
^-^ WAWWICK. x3 Caww for >w< the music ^-^ in >w< the x3 othew ^.^ woom. 
uWu KING. ^-^ Set :33 me >w< the crown upon >_> my :33 piwwow uWu hewe. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. :33 His eye is ^w^ howwow, ^-^ and UwU he ^w^ changes ^-^ much. 
^-^ WAWWICK. :3 Wess >w< nyoise! less >w< nyoise! 

^-^ Entew PRINCE >_> HENWY 

^.^ PWINCE. >_< Who OwO saw >w< the xDD Duke :3 of uWu Cwawence? 
^w^ CWAWENCE. ^-^ I am ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ bwothew, full :3 of ^-^ heavinyess. 
^.^ PWINCE. UwU How OwO nyow! ^.^ Wain >_> within ^w^ doows, ^-^ and none >_> abwoad! 
UwU How x3 doth >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
PRINCE ^-^ HUMPHWEY. Exceeding ill. 
^.^ PWINCE. :3 Heawd UwU he >w< the ^w^ good OwO nyews >_< yet? Tell it ^-^ him. 
PRINCE ^-^ HUMPHWEY. He alt'red ÚwÚ much upon >w< the hearing uWu it. 
^.^ PWINCE. UwU If UwU he >_< be ÚwÚ sick xDD with joy, he'll ÚwÚ wecovew :33 without physic. 
^-^ WAWWICK. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much noise, >_> my uWu wowds. ^-^ Sweet Prince, UwU speak low; 
^.^ The OwO King ^-^ youw father is >w< dispos'd uWu to OwO sweep. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. Let uWu us ;;w;; withdwaw uWu into >w< the x3 othew ^.^ woom. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^-^ Wiww't UwU pwease ^-^ youw Grace uWu to ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with xDD us? 
^.^ PWINCE. >w< Nyo; ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ sit ^-^ and :33 watch ÚwÚ hewe :3 by >w< the UwU King. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >w< the PRINCE 
^.^ Why x3 doth >w< the crown >_< wie >w< thewe upon ^.^ his pillow, 
ÚwÚ Being ;;w;; so troublesome a ÚwÚ bedfewwow? 
O uWu powish'd ;;w;; pewtuwbation! xDD gowden care! 
:33 That keep'st >w< the >_< powts :3 of slumber uWu open uWu wide 
>_< To uWu many a watchful >_< nyight! Sleep xDD with it OwO nyow! 
^w^ Yet UwU nyot ;;w;; so sound ^-^ and :3 hawf ;;w;; so deeply sweet 
:33 As UwU he :3 whose ^.^ bwow xDD with uWu homewy ÚwÚ biggen ^.^ bound 
Snores :33 out >w< the :33 watch :3 of night. O >_> majesty! 
When >w< thou dost pinch thy ^-^ beawew, >w< thou dost ÚwÚ sit 
>w< Wike a rich x3 awmouw worn ^-^ in ÚwÚ heat :3 of x3 day 
:33 That >_> scawd'st xDD with safety. By ^.^ his ^-^ gates :3 of >_< bweath 
;;w;; Thewe ^w^ wies a uWu downy :33 feathew xDD which stirs uWu nyot. 
ÚwÚ Did UwU he ^.^ suspiwe, ^w^ that :3 wight ^-^ and ÚwÚ weightwess OwO down 
>_< Pewfowce must >w< move. ^w^ My OwO gwacious lord! >_> my >w< fathew! 
^.^ This OwO sweep is sound uWu indeed; ^w^ this is a OwO sweep 
:33 That OwO fwom ^w^ this xDD gowden >w< wigow hath divorc'd 
So uWu many ÚwÚ Engwish ÚwÚ kings. >w< Thy UwU due OwO fwom :33 me 
Is tears ^-^ and >_< heavy uWu sowwows :3 of >w< the UwU bwood 
Which UwU nyatuwe, love, ^-^ and x3 fiwiaw >_< tendewnyess, 
OwO Shaww, O dear ^-^ fathew, ^-^ pay ÚwÚ thee plenteously. 
^w^ My UwU due OwO fwom ÚwÚ thee is ^w^ this ^w^ impewiaw ^w^ cwown, 
Which, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ immediate OwO fwom thy :3 pwace ^-^ and uWu bwood, 
^w^ Dewives ^w^ itsewf uWu to >w< me. [Putting on >w< the uWu cwown] x3 Wo >w< whewe it sits- 
Which >_> God >_< shaww ^w^ guawd; ^-^ and put >w< the x3 wowwd's uWu whowe >_> stwength 
>w< Into >w< onye ÚwÚ giant arm, it >_< shaww UwU nyot ÚwÚ fowce 
^.^ This ÚwÚ winyeaw >w< honyouw OwO fwom >w< me. ^.^ This OwO fwom ÚwÚ thee 
Will ^-^ I uWu to mine uWu weave ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ 'tis UwU weft uWu to >w< me. x3 Exit 
uWu KING. Warwick! >w< Gwoucestew! ;;w;; Cwawence! 

^-^ We-entew :33 WAWWICK, >w< GWOUCESTEW, :3 CWAWENCE 

^w^ CWAWENCE. ^.^ Doth >w< the OwO King :3 caww? 
^-^ WAWWICK. :3 What :3 wouwd ^-^ youw x3 Majesty? UwU How :33 fawes ^-^ youw >_> Gwace? 
uWu KING. ^.^ Why >w< did :33 you uWu weave :33 me ÚwÚ hewe UwU awonye, >_> my lords? 
^w^ CWAWENCE. OwO We UwU weft >w< the xDD Pwince >_> my brother ;;w;; hewe, >_> my liege, 
>_< Who ÚwÚ undewtook uWu to ÚwÚ sit ^-^ and :33 watch :3 by ÚwÚ you. 
uWu KING. ^.^ The xDD Pwince :3 of :33 Wawes! ;;w;; Whewe is ^-^ he? Let :33 me see ^-^ him. 
He is UwU nyot uWu hewe. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^.^ This :33 doow is open; UwU he is ^w^ gonye ^w^ this way. 
PRINCE ^-^ HUMPHWEY. He came UwU nyot through >w< the x3 chambew >w< whewe ;;w;; we stay'd. 
uWu KING. ;;w;; Whewe is >w< the xDD cwown? >_< Who took it OwO fwom >_> my ^.^ piwwow? 
^-^ WAWWICK. When ;;w;; we uWu withdwew, >_> my liege, ;;w;; we UwU weft it uWu hewe. 
uWu KING. ^.^ The xDD Pwince hath xDD ta'en it >_< hence. ^.^ Go, >w< seek xDD him x3 out. 
Is UwU he ;;w;; so hasty ^w^ that UwU he x3 doth uWu suppose 
^w^ My OwO sweep >_> my death? 
Find :3 him, >_> my lord :3 of ;;w;; Wawwick; chide xDD him x3 hithew. 
x3 Exit :3 WAWWICK 
^.^ This ^.^ pawt :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ conjoins xDD with >_> my OwO disease 
And ^.^ hewps uWu to UwU end >w< me. See, :3 sons, what things :33 you ^-^ awe! 
UwU How quickly ;;w;; nyatuwe ;;w;; fawws uWu into x3 wevowt 
When >_< gowd UwU becomes ;;w;; hew :3 object! 
:3 Fow ^w^ this >w< the x3 foowish ^w^ ovew-cawefuw ^.^ fathews 
>_< Have ^.^ bwoke their OwO sweep xDD with xDD thoughts, 
uWu Theiw xDD bwains xDD with ^-^ cawe, their x3 bonyes xDD with :3 industwy; 
:3 Fow ^w^ this :33 they have ^w^ engwossed ^-^ and pil'd :3 up 
^.^ The cank'red >_> heaps :3 of OwO stwange-achieved :3 gowd; 
:3 Fow ^w^ this :33 they have OwO been >_< thoughtfuw uWu to xDD invest 
uWu Theiw sons xDD with uWu awts ^-^ and >_> mawtiaw uWu exewcises; 
^w^ When, OwO wike >w< the bee, OwO towwing OwO fwom >_> evewy UwU fwowew 
^.^ The x3 viwtuous :3 sweets, 
>_< Ouw ÚwÚ thighs xDD with ^.^ wax, x3 ouw mouths xDD with ^-^ honyey ^.^ pack'd, 
OwO We >_< bwing it uWu to >w< the OwO hive, UwU and, OwO wike >w< the bees, 
;;w;; Awe :3 muwd'wed for x3 ouw xDD pains. ^.^ This OwO bittew >_< taste 
ÚwÚ Yiewds ^.^ his engrossments uWu to >w< the >_< ending :33 fathew. 

^-^ We-entew :3 WAWWICK 

:3 Nyow >w< whewe is UwU he ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU nyot x3 stay ;;w;; so long 
xDD Tiww ^.^ his uWu fwiend >_< sicknyess hath :33 detewmin'd ÚwÚ me? 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I x3 found >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ in >w< the UwU nyext x3 woom, 
:3 Washing xDD with xDD kindwy tears ^.^ his ÚwÚ gentwe uWu cheeks, 
With >_< such a ;;w;; deep uWu demeanyouw ^-^ in >_> gweat ^w^ sowwow, 
:33 That >w< tywanny, xDD which UwU nyevew x3 quaff'd but uWu bwood, 
>_> Wouwd, :3 by >w< behowding :3 him, have >_< wash'd ^.^ his UwU knyife 
With ÚwÚ gentwe :3 eye-dwops. He is >w< coming x3 hithew. 
uWu KING. xDD But wherefore >w< did UwU he ^w^ take xDD away >w< the xDD cwown? 

^-^ We-entew PRINCE >_> HENWY 

x3 Wo >w< whewe UwU he :33 comes. ^w^ Come ÚwÚ hithew uWu to me, OwO Hawwy. 
UwU Depawt >w< the uWu chambew, uWu weave uWu us ÚwÚ hewe alone. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >w< the UwU KING ^-^ and >w< the PRINCE 
^.^ PWINCE. ^-^ I UwU nyevew :3 thought uWu to >_> heaw :33 you UwU speak again. 
uWu KING. >w< Thy :33 wish >_> was ^-^ fathew, OwO Hawwy, uWu to ^w^ that ^.^ thought. 
^-^ I x3 stay x3 too long :3 by ^-^ thee, ^-^ I :33 weawy ;;w;; thee. 
OwO Dost >w< thou ;;w;; so hunger for mine uWu empty uWu chaiw 
:33 That >w< thou OwO wiwt xDD nyeeds xDD invest ÚwÚ thee xDD with >_> my UwU honyouws 
:3 Befowe thy hour >_< be uWu wipe? O x3 foowish ^-^ youth! 
Thou uWu seek'st >w< the :3 gweatnyess ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU ovewwhewm ;;w;; thee. 
Stay but a OwO wittwe, for >_> my ^-^ cwoud :3 of >w< dignyity 
Is :3 hewd OwO fwom uWu fawwing xDD with ;;w;; so ^w^ weak a ^.^ wind 
:33 That it >w< wiww quickly :33 dwop; >_> my x3 day is >_< dim. 
Thou UwU hast xDD stow'n ^w^ that which, after ÚwÚ some OwO few >_> houws, 
^.^ Wewe ^w^ thinye :33 without offense; ^-^ and :3 at >_> my ÚwÚ death 
Thou UwU hast >w< seaw'd :3 up >_> my UwU expectation. 
>w< Thy OwO wife >w< did manifest >w< thou lov'dst :33 me not, 
And >w< thou OwO wiwt have :33 me :33 die assur'd :3 of uWu it. 
Thou hid'st a >_> thousand >w< daggews ^-^ in thy xDD thoughts, 
Which >w< thou UwU hast whetted on thy ^w^ stony heart, 
>_< To xDD stab :3 at :3 hawf :3 an hour :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
^w^ What, >_> canst >w< thou UwU nyot ÚwÚ fowbeaw :33 me :3 hawf :3 an ^w^ houw? 
UwU Then x3 get ÚwÚ thee gone, ^-^ and dig >_> my grave xDD thysewf; 
And :33 bid >w< the uWu mewwy xDD bewws ring uWu to ^w^ thinye >_> eaw 
:33 That >w< thou UwU awt ÚwÚ cwownyed, UwU nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I am xDD dead. 
Let ;;w;; aww >w< the tears ^w^ that OwO shouwd ^-^ bedew >_> my >_> heawse 
;;w;; Be ^.^ dwops :3 of ÚwÚ bawm uWu to sanctify thy head; 
^w^ Onwy ÚwÚ compound :33 me xDD with forgotten ÚwÚ dust; 
^w^ Give ^w^ that xDD which ÚwÚ gave ÚwÚ thee OwO wife >_< unto >w< the worms. 
;;w;; Pwuck OwO down >_> my >_> officews, x3 bweak >_> my uWu decwees; 
:3 Fow now a :3 time is come uWu to ;;w;; mock :3 at >w< fowm- 
Harry >w< the :3 Fifth is >w< cwown'd. OwO Up, x3 vanyity: 
Down, ;;w;; woyaw x3 state. ;;w;; Aww :33 you >w< sage :33 counsewwows, >_< hence. 
And uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish >w< couwt >_> assembwe uWu nyow, 
^w^ Fwom >_> evewy :3 wegion, UwU apes :3 of uWu idwenyess. 
xDD Nyow, ^w^ nyeighbouw ^-^ confinyes, purge :33 you :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; scum. 
>_< Have :33 you a :33 wuffian ^w^ that >w< wiww OwO sweaw, drink, >_< dance, 
^-^ Wevew >w< the OwO nyight, >w< wob, ^-^ muwdew, ^-^ and OwO commit 
^.^ The oldest sins >w< the uWu nyewest uWu kind :3 of OwO ways? 
;;w;; Be >_> happy, UwU he >w< wiww trouble :33 you xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
;;w;; Engwand >_< shaww >w< doubwe gild ^.^ his ;;w;; twebwe ÚwÚ guiwt; 
;;w;; Engwand >_< shaww >w< give xDD him ;;w;; office, ;;w;; honyouw, might; 
:3 Fow >w< the :33 fifth Harry OwO fwom UwU cuwb'd :33 wicense >w< pwucks 
^.^ The ÚwÚ muzzwe :3 of ^-^ westwaint, ^-^ and >w< the wild ^-^ dog 
ÚwÚ Shaww flesh ^.^ his ÚwÚ tooth on >_> evewy ;;w;; innyocent. 
O >_> my x3 poow >w< kingdom, ÚwÚ sick xDD with >_< civiw xDD bwows! 
When ^w^ that >_> my OwO cawe ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ^.^ withhowd thy ;;w;; wiots, 
:3 What OwO wiwt >w< thou do uWu when riot is thy care? 
OwO O, >w< thou OwO wiwt >_< be a ^w^ wiwdewnyess again. 
OwO Peopwed xDD with ^.^ wowves, thy old inhabitants! 
^.^ PWINCE. OwO O, >w< pawdon me, >_> my liege! xDD But for >_> my ^w^ teaws, 
^.^ The xDD moist >w< impediments >_< unto >_> my :3 speech, 
^-^ I ^w^ had forestall'd ^w^ this dear ^-^ and ;;w;; deep rebuke 
Ere :33 you xDD with grief ^w^ had ^-^ spoke ^-^ and ^-^ I ^w^ had heard 
^.^ The ÚwÚ couwse :3 of it ;;w;; so ^.^ faw. ;;w;; Thewe is ^-^ youw ^w^ cwown, 
And UwU he ^w^ that wears >w< the crown immortally 
:33 Wong :3 guawd it yours! [Kneeling] UwU If ^-^ I >_< affect it :33 mowe 
uWu Than ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw >w< honyouw ^-^ and ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw OwO wenyown, 
Let :33 me xDD nyo :33 mowe OwO fwom ^w^ this ÚwÚ obedience rise, 
Which >_> my :3 most inward OwO twue ^-^ and xDD duteous ÚwÚ spiwit 
ÚwÚ Teacheth ^w^ this uWu pwostwate ^-^ and UwU extewiow >_> bending! 
>_> God x3 witnyess xDD with me, uWu when ^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe came ^-^ in 
And x3 found xDD nyo ÚwÚ couwse :3 of >_< bweath >_> within ^-^ youw Majesty, 
UwU How >_< cowd it ^w^ stwuck >_> my >_< heawt! UwU If ^-^ I do >_> feign, 
OwO O, let :33 me ^-^ in >_> my present wildness ^-^ die, 
And UwU nyevew >_< wive uWu to ^w^ show >_> th' ^w^ incweduwous UwU wowwd 
^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ change ^w^ that ^-^ I have ÚwÚ puwposed! 
Coming uWu to >w< wook on ^.^ you, ^.^ thinking :33 you dead- 
And ^-^ dead almost, >_> my liege, uWu to xDD think :33 you were- 
^-^ I spake >_< unto ^w^ this crown ÚwÚ as having ^w^ sense, 
And UwU thus x3 upbwaided it: ^-^ 'The OwO cawe on ÚwÚ thee uWu depending 
uWu Hath xDD fed upon >w< the body :3 of >_> my >_< fathew; 
Therefore >w< thou uWu best :3 of >_< gowd UwU awt ^-^ wowst :3 of ^w^ gowd. 
>_< Othew, less UwU finye ^-^ in carat, is :33 mowe OwO pwecious, 
x3 Pwesewving OwO wife ^-^ in x3 med'cinye >_> potabwe; 
xDD But UwU thou, :3 most OwO finye, :3 most honour'd, :3 most renown'd, 
Hast >w< eat thy bearer uWu up.' >_> Thus, >_> my :3 most ;;w;; woyaw liege, 
^-^ Accusing ^w^ it, ^-^ I put it on >_> my head, 
>_< To xDD twy xDD with uWu it- ÚwÚ as xDD with :3 an enemy 
:33 That ^w^ had :33 befowe >_> my UwU face :3 muwd'wed >_> my x3 fathew- 
^.^ The :3 quawwew :3 of a OwO twue ^w^ inhewitow. 
xDD But >_> if it >w< did ÚwÚ infect >_> my UwU bwood xDD with joy, 
>_> Ow ^w^ sweww >_> my ;;w;; thoughts uWu to :33 any >_> stwain :3 of ;;w;; pwide; 
UwU If :33 any ÚwÚ webew >w< ow uWu vain ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of mine 
ÚwÚ Did xDD with >w< the least UwU affection :3 of a >_< wewcome 
^w^ Give entertainment uWu to >w< the :33 might :3 of ^w^ it, 
Let >_> God for ^-^ evew :3 keep it OwO fwom >_> my head, 
And uWu make :33 me ÚwÚ as >w< the :33 poowest ;;w;; vassaw UwU is, 
:33 That x3 doth xDD with awe ^-^ and ^.^ tewwow kneel uWu to x3 it! 
uWu KING. O >_> my son, 
>_> God put it ^-^ in thy ;;w;; mind uWu to ^w^ take it OwO hence, 
:33 That >w< thou ^w^ mightst >w< win >w< the :33 mowe thy >_> fathew's love, 
;;w;; Pweading ;;w;; so ^w^ wisewy ^-^ in >w< excuse :3 of x3 it! 
^w^ Come hither, Harry; ÚwÚ sit >w< thou :3 by >_> my UwU bed, 
And uWu heaw, ^-^ I think, >w< the :3 vewy uWu watest ^-^ counsew 
:33 That ^-^ evew ^-^ I >_< shaww OwO bweathe. >_> God :3 knyows, >_> my son, 
By what >_> by-paths ^-^ and indirect ;;w;; cwook'd ^.^ ways 
^-^ I >_< met ^w^ this >_> cwown; ^-^ and ^-^ I myself >_< knyow ^w^ weww 
UwU How troublesome it :33 sat upon >_> my head: 
>_< To ÚwÚ thee it >_< shaww ÚwÚ descend xDD with xDD bettew quiet, 
>_> Bettew uWu opinyion, xDD bettew :3 confiwmation; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww >w< the soil :3 of >w< the achievement :3 goes 
With :33 me uWu into >w< the earth. >_> It OwO seem'd ^-^ in :33 me 
xDD But ÚwÚ as :3 an >w< honyouw >_< snyatch'd xDD with >_< boist'wous UwU hand; 
And ^-^ I ^w^ had uWu many >_< wiving uWu to ^w^ upbwaid 
^w^ My x3 gain :3 of it :3 by their assistances; 
Which daily OwO gwew uWu to :3 quawwew ^-^ and uWu to >_> bwoodshed, 
:33 Wounding x3 supposed >_< peace. ;;w;; Aww uWu these xDD bowd >_> feaws 
Thou ^.^ seest xDD with peril ^-^ I have uWu answewed; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww >_> my reign hath OwO been but ÚwÚ as a uWu scenye 
Acting ^w^ that argument. And now >_> my ÚwÚ death 
>_> Changes >w< the mood; for what ^-^ in :33 me >_> was :33 puwchas'd 
Falls upon ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in a :33 mowe :3 faiwew >_> sowt; 
So >w< thou >w< the x3 gawwand ÚwÚ weaw'st successively. 
uWu Yet, though >w< thou ^-^ stand'st :33 mowe ^w^ suwe than ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ÚwÚ do, 
Thou UwU awt UwU nyot ^w^ fiwm ^w^ enyough, >_> since griefs are green; 
And ;;w;; aww >_> my :3 fwiends, xDD which >w< thou must uWu make thy :3 fwiends, 
>_< Have but their stings ^-^ and >w< teeth OwO nyewwy xDD ta'en :33 out; 
By :3 whose uWu feww working ^-^ I >_> was >_> fiwst ^w^ advanc'd, 
And :3 by :3 whose ÚwÚ powew ^-^ I ^w^ weww :33 might :33 wodge a ^w^ feaw 
>_< To >_< be ;;w;; again ^.^ dispwac'd; xDD which uWu to ^w^ avoid, 
^-^ I cut them off; ^-^ and ^w^ had a OwO puwpose now 
>_< To ÚwÚ wead :33 out uWu many uWu to >w< the OwO Howy Land, 
ÚwÚ West :33 west ^-^ and lying OwO stiww :33 might uWu make them >w< wook 
:33 Too uWu nyeaw >_< unto >_> my x3 state. ;;w;; Thewefowe, >_> my OwO Hawwy, 
;;w;; Be it thy ÚwÚ couwse uWu to >w< busy UwU giddy >w< minds 
With ^-^ foweign q-quawwews, ^w^ that >w< action, hence :33 bownye x3 out, 
:3 May waste >w< the memory :3 of >w< the uWu fowmew x3 days. 
x3 Mowe :3 wouwd ;;w;; I, but >_> my lungs are ^w^ wasted ;;w;; so 
:33 That >_> stwength :3 of >_> speech is >w< uttewwy >w< denyied >w< me. 
UwU How ^-^ I came :3 by >w< the ^w^ cwown, O God, forgive; 
And ÚwÚ gwant it ^w^ may xDD with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in OwO twue peace live! 
^.^ PWINCE. ^w^ My OwO gwacious liege, 
You won ^w^ it, ^.^ wowe ^w^ it, ÚwÚ kept ^w^ it, ÚwÚ gave it x3 me; 
UwU Then UwU pwain ^-^ and >w< wight must >_> my ^w^ possession x3 be; 
Which ^-^ I xDD with :33 mowe than xDD with a UwU common ;;w;; pain 
^.^ 'Gainst ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd >w< wiww rightfully ^w^ maintain. 

^-^ Entew PRINCE :3 JOHN UwU OF :33 WANCASTEW, :33 WAWWICK, >w< WOWDS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

uWu KING. x3 Wook, UwU wook, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my :33 John :3 of Lancaster. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. >w< Heawth, OwO peace, ^-^ and x3 happinyess, uWu to >_> my ;;w;; woyaw >w< fathew! 
uWu KING. Thou :33 bwing'st :33 me happiness ^-^ and OwO peace, ^-^ son ÚwÚ John; 
xDD But ;;w;; heawth, alack, xDD with ^-^ youthfuw uWu wings is >_> fwown 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ this uWu bawe wither'd uWu twunk. ÚwÚ Upon thy :33 sight 
^w^ My ÚwÚ wowwdwy business ^-^ makes a period. 
;;w;; Whewe is >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of ^-^ Wawwick? 
^.^ PWINCE. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of Warwick! 
uWu KING. ^.^ Doth :33 any name >_< pawticuwaw belong 
uWu Unto >w< the :3 wodging >w< whewe ^-^ I >_> fiwst >w< did OwO swoon? 
^-^ WAWWICK. 'Tis call'd ^.^ Jewusawem, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ wowd. 
uWu KING. >_< Waud >_< be uWu to x3 God! uWu Even >w< thewe >_> my OwO wife must >_< end. 
>_> It hath OwO been ^-^ pwophesied uWu to :33 me uWu many OwO yeaws, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot :33 die but ^-^ in ^w^ Jewusawem; 
Which :3 vainwy ^-^ I >w< suppos'd >w< the OwO Howy OwO Wand. 
xDD But ;;w;; beaw :33 me uWu to ^w^ that >_< chambew; >w< thewe >_< I'ww >_< wie; 
^.^ In ^w^ that Jerusalem >_< shaww Harry ^.^ die. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
;;w;; Gwoucestewshiwe. >_< SHAWWOW'S house 

^-^ Entew xDD SHAWWOW, ;;w;; FAWSTAFF, BARDOLPH, ^-^ and UwU PAGE 

^.^ SHAWWOW. By ^.^ cock ^-^ and ;;w;; pie, sir, :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot xDD away xDD to-nyight. 
^w^ What, uWu Davy, ^-^ I uWu say! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. You must >w< excuse me, >w< Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt ^-^ Shawwow. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< excuse you; :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be ^w^ excus'd; x3 excuses 
>_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be admitted; >w< thewe is xDD nyo >w< excuse >_< shaww >w< sewve; :33 you >_< shaww 
UwU nyot >_< be excus'd. :3 Why, Davy! 

^-^ Entew DAVY 

x3 DAVY. >_> Hewe, ^-^ siw. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. uWu Davy, uWu Davy, uWu Davy, uWu Davy; let :33 me see, uWu Davy; let :33 me see, 
uWu Davy; let :33 me see- >w< yea, x3 mawwy, x3 Wiwwiam >w< cook, :33 bid xDD him come x3 hithew. 
:3 Siw uWu John, :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be excus'd. 
x3 DAVY. x3 Mawwy, sir, UwU thus: those precepts ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ^w^ sewved; UwU and, 
>w< again, :3 siw- >_< shaww ;;w;; we x3 sow >w< the :3 headwand xDD with :33 wheat? 
^.^ SHAWWOW. With ^.^ wed ^w^ wheat, >_> Davy. xDD But for x3 Wiwwiam ^w^ cook- are >w< thewe xDD nyo 
xDD young ^.^ pigeons? 
x3 DAVY. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ siw. uWu Hewe is now >w< the OwO smith's UwU nyote for shoeing ^-^ and 
>_< pwough-iwons. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. Let it >_< be >w< cast, ^-^ and ;;w;; paid. :3 Siw uWu John, :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be 
:33 excused. 
x3 DAVY. xDD Nyow, sir, a xDD nyew link uWu to >w< the bucket must xDD nyeeds >_< be ^w^ had; UwU and, 
sir, do :33 you UwU mean uWu to >w< stop :33 any :3 of :3 Wiwwiam's OwO wages uWu about >w< the uWu sack UwU he 
:33 wost >w< the x3 othew x3 day :3 at :3 Hinckwey fair? 
^.^ SHAWWOW. >w< 'A >_< shaww answer uWu it. ^.^ Some OwO pigeons, uWu Davy, a ^-^ coupwe :3 of 
^w^ showt-wegg'd >_< hens, a >w< joint :3 of ^w^ mutton, ^-^ and :33 any ;;w;; pwetty ^-^ wittwe tiny 
kickshaws, tell x3 Wiwwiam OwO cook. 
x3 DAVY. ^.^ Doth >w< the man :3 of ^-^ waw x3 stay ;;w;; aww OwO nyight, >_> siw? 
^.^ SHAWWOW. x3 Yea, uWu Davy; ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ use xDD him ^.^ weww. xDD A uWu fwiend ^.^ i' >_> th' >w< couwt is 
xDD bettew than a >w< penny ^-^ in ÚwÚ puwse. >_> Use ^.^ his ^-^ men UwU weww, uWu Davy; for :33 they 
are ÚwÚ awwant xDD knyaves ^-^ and >w< wiww x3 backbite. 
x3 DAVY. :33 Nyo worse than :33 they are backbitten, sir; for :33 they have 
^w^ mawvewwous ÚwÚ fouw ^w^ winyen. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ÚwÚ Weww :3 conceited, xDD Davy- uWu about thy ÚwÚ businyess, >_> Davy. 
x3 DAVY. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, sir, uWu to countenance x3 Wiwwiam Visor :3 of ^-^ Woncot 
ÚwÚ against >_< Cwement Perkes uWu o' >_> th' OwO hiww. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. There, is uWu many complaints, uWu Davy, ÚwÚ against ^w^ that >w< Visow. :33 That 
Visor is :3 an ÚwÚ awwant >_> knyave, on >_> my >w< knyowwedge. 
x3 DAVY. ^-^ I ÚwÚ gwant ^-^ youw worship ^w^ that UwU he is a >_> knyave, sir; but yet >_> God 
xDD fowbid, sir, but a ÚwÚ knyave OwO shouwd have ÚwÚ some countenance :3 at ^.^ his 
OwO fwiend's ^-^ wequest. ;;w;; An uWu honyest ;;w;; man, sir, is able uWu to UwU speak for 
^w^ himsewf, uWu when a ÚwÚ knyave is uWu nyot. ^-^ I have ^w^ sewv'd ^-^ youw worship ^-^ twuwy, 
sir, ^w^ this xDD eight ;;w;; yeaws; :3 an ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot once >w< ow twice ^-^ in a ;;w;; quawtew 
;;w;; beaw :33 out a ÚwÚ knyave ÚwÚ against :3 an uWu honyest ;;w;; man, ^-^ I have but a :3 vewy ^-^ wittwe 
x3 cwedit xDD with ^-^ youw uWu wowship. ^.^ The ÚwÚ knyave is mine uWu honyest ^.^ fwiend, sir; 
>_< thewefowe, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, let xDD him >_< be countenanc'd. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. :3 Go :33 to; ^-^ I say UwU he >_< shaww have xDD nyo ;;w;; wwong. ÚwÚ Wook uWu about, 
x3 DAVY. UwU [Exit DAVY] ;;w;; Whewe are ^.^ you, :3 Siw UwU John? uWu Come, come, come, off 
xDD with ^-^ youw ÚwÚ boots. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand, >w< Mastew ^w^ Bawdowph. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad uWu to see ^-^ youw uWu wowship. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ thee xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my heart, uWu kind >w< Mastew ^w^ Bawdowph. 
^w^ [To >w< the :3 PAGE] And uWu wewcome, >_> my xDD taww fellow. uWu Come, :3 Siw >_< John. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_< I'ww x3 fowwow ^.^ you, ^w^ good >w< Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt ^-^ Shawwow. 
UwU [Exit UwU SHAWWOW] >_< Bawdowph, >w< wook uWu to x3 ouw horses. ^.^ [Exeunt BARDOLPH 
^-^ and :3 PAGE] UwU If ^-^ I were ^-^ sawed uWu into quantities, ^-^ I OwO shouwd uWu make :3 fouw 
dozen :3 of >_< such uWu beawded ;;w;; hewmits' ^w^ staves ÚwÚ as >w< Mastew ^-^ Shawwow. >_> It is a 
>_> wondewfuw >_> thing uWu to see >w< the ÚwÚ sembwabwe ;;w;; cohewence :3 of ^.^ his men's 
>_> spiwits ^-^ and >w< his. They, :3 by observing :3 of :3 him, do ;;w;; beaw >w< themsewves 
OwO wike x3 foowish :33 justices: ÚwÚ he, :3 by conversing xDD with them, is turned 
uWu into a :33 justice-wike ;;w;; sewving-man. uWu Theiw >_> spiwits are ;;w;; so married ^-^ in 
ÚwÚ conjunction xDD with >w< the ;;w;; pawticipation :3 of :3 society ^w^ that :33 they >_< fwock 
x3 togethew ^-^ in ^.^ consent, OwO wike ;;w;; so uWu many wild OwO geese. UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ had a ^-^ suit uWu to 
>w< Mastew ÚwÚ Shawwow, ^-^ I :3 wouwd OwO humouw ^.^ his ^-^ men xDD with >w< the imputation :3 of 
being uWu nyeaw their :3 mastew; >_> if uWu to ^.^ his men, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU cuwwy xDD with >w< Mastew 
Shallow ^w^ that xDD nyo man ^-^ couwd xDD bettew UwU command ^.^ his >_< sewvants. >_> It is 
x3 cewtain ^w^ that OwO eithew uWu wise ÚwÚ beawing >w< ow ignorant carriage is ^-^ caught, 
ÚwÚ as ^-^ men ^w^ take ;;w;; diseases, >w< onye :3 of >_< anyothew; x3 thewefowe let ^-^ men ^w^ take heed 
:3 of their x3 company. ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 devise :3 mattew :33 enyough :33 out :3 of ^w^ this Shallow 
uWu to :3 keep xDD Pwince Harry ^-^ in xDD continyuaw laughter >w< the :33 weawing :33 out :3 of six 
^-^ fashions, xDD which is :3 fouw OwO tewms, >w< ow x3 two ^-^ actions; ^-^ and x3 'a >_< shaww ÚwÚ waugh 
:33 without intervallums. OwO O, it is ÚwÚ much ^w^ that a >_< wie xDD with a >_< swight 
xDD oath, ^-^ and a >w< jest xDD with a ;;w;; sad ^.^ bwow >w< wiww do xDD with a uWu fewwow ^w^ that UwU nyevew 
^w^ had >w< the ^w^ ache ^-^ in ^.^ his shoulders! OwO O, :33 you >_< shaww see xDD him ÚwÚ waugh :3 tiww 
^.^ his UwU face >_< be OwO wike a >_> wet :3 cwoak ^w^ iww OwO waid ^w^ up! 
^.^ SHAWWOW. :33 [Within] :3 Siw John! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I come, >w< Mastew Shallow; ^-^ I come, >w< Mastew ^-^ Shawwow. 
x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^w^ Westminstew. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

Enter, UwU sevewawwy, :33 WAWWICK, ^-^ and >w< the UwU WOWD x3 CHIEF ;;w;; JUSTICE 

^-^ WAWWICK. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my xDD Wowd >w< Chief Justice; >_< whithew ;;w;; away? 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. UwU How x3 doth >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
^-^ WAWWICK. Exceeding :3 weww; ^.^ his ^.^ cawes are now ;;w;; aww ^.^ ended. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ^-^ I x3 hope, UwU nyot xDD dead. 
^-^ WAWWICK. He's >_< wawk'd >w< the x3 way :3 of nature; 
And uWu to x3 ouw xDD puwposes UwU he xDD wives xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^.^ his >_> Majesty ^w^ had call'd :33 me xDD with ^-^ him. 
^.^ The UwU sewvice ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< twuwy >w< did ^.^ his OwO wife 
uWu Hath UwU weft :33 me uWu open uWu to ;;w;; aww :33 injuwies. 
^-^ WAWWICK. Indeed, ^-^ I xDD think >w< the xDD young :33 king >_< woves :33 you uWu nyot. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU he x3 doth not, ^-^ and do ;;w;; awm myself 
>_< To >_< wewcome >w< the ;;w;; condition :3 of >w< the time, 
Which ;;w;; cannyot >w< wook :33 mowe >_< hideouswy upon :33 me 
uWu Than ^-^ I have ^.^ dwawn it ^-^ in >_> my x3 fantasy. 

^-^ Entew :33 WANCASTEW, ^-^ CWAWENCE, >w< GWOUCESTEW, 
:33 WESTMOWEWAND, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

^-^ WAWWICK. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the >_< heavy ^.^ issue :3 of ^-^ dead OwO Hawwy. 
O ^w^ that >w< the >_< wiving Harry ^w^ had >w< the ^.^ tempew 
Of ÚwÚ he, >w< the ^-^ wowst :3 of uWu these xDD thwee gentlemen! 
UwU How uWu many :33 nyobwes :33 then OwO shouwd hold their places 
:33 That must ;;w;; stwike UwU saiw uWu to >_> spiwits :3 of :3 viwe uWu sowt! 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. O God, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ;;w;; aww >w< wiww >_< be OwO ovewtuwn'd. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. Good UwU mowwow, ;;w;; cousin ;;w;; Wawwick, ^w^ good morrow. 
x3 GWOUCESTEW >_> & ^w^ CWAWENCE. Good UwU mowwow, >_< cousin. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. OwO We meet OwO wike ^-^ men ^w^ that ^w^ had :3 fowgot uWu to ^w^ speak. 
^-^ WAWWICK. OwO We do remember; but x3 ouw argument 
Is ;;w;; aww x3 too >_< heavy uWu to xDD admit ÚwÚ much talk. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. xDD Weww, peace >_< be xDD with xDD him ^w^ that hath uWu made uWu us UwU heavy! 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. >_> Peace >_< be xDD with us, >_> west ;;w;; we >_< be >_< heaview! 
PRINCE ^-^ HUMPHWEY. OwO O, ^w^ good >_> my lord, :33 you have :33 wost a uWu fwiend uWu indeed; 
And ^-^ I dare xDD sweaw :33 you ^.^ bowwow UwU nyot ^w^ that UwU face 
Of seeming sorrow- it is ^w^ suwe ^-^ youw :3 own. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. OwO Though xDD nyo man >_< be assur'd what ^.^ gwace uWu to >w< find, 
You >_< stand ^-^ in >_< cowdest UwU expectation. 
^-^ I am >w< the >w< sowwiew; :3 wouwd x3 'twewe otherwise. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. xDD Weww, :33 you must now UwU speak :3 Siw :33 John OwO Fawstaff UwU faiw; 
Which swims ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw ^w^ stweam :3 of OwO quawity. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ^-^ Sweet xDD Pwinces, what ^-^ I did, ^-^ I >w< did ^-^ in ;;w;; honyouw, 
>_< Wed :3 by >_> th' impartial >_> conduct :3 of >_> my uWu souw; 
And UwU nyevew >_< shaww :33 you see ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< beg 
xDD A ragged ^-^ and forestall'd >_< wemission. 
UwU If >_> twuth ^-^ and x3 upwight >_> innyocency >_> faiw me, 
>_< I'ww uWu to >w< the OwO King >_> my ^w^ mastew ^w^ that is >_> dead, 
And tell xDD him ;;w;; who hath >_> sent :33 me after ^-^ him. 
^-^ WAWWICK. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the Prince. 

^-^ Entew UwU KING >_> HENWY >w< THE >_< FIFTH, attended 

x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. Good UwU mowwow, ^-^ and >_> God >_< save ^-^ youw Majesty! 
uWu KING. ^.^ This xDD nyew ^-^ and uWu gowgeous ;;w;; gawment, majesty, 
Sits UwU nyot ;;w;; so >_< easy on :33 me ÚwÚ as :33 you think. 
:33 Bwothews, :33 you >_< mix ^-^ youw ;;w;; sadnyess xDD with ÚwÚ some >_< feaw. 
^.^ This is >w< the ^w^ Engwish, UwU nyot >w< the >_> Tuwkish court; 
uWu Nyot :3 Amuwath :3 an :3 Amuwath ^-^ succeeds, 
xDD But Harry OwO Hawwy. ^w^ Yet >_< be x3 sad, ^w^ good >_< bwothews, 
^.^ Fow, :3 by >_> my faith, it :3 vewy ^w^ weww UwU becomes ÚwÚ you. 
Sorrow ;;w;; so royally ^-^ in :33 you ;;w;; appeaws 
:33 That ^-^ I >w< wiww deeply put >w< the ÚwÚ fashion ;;w;; on, 
And >_< weaw it ^-^ in >_> my >w< heawt. :3 Why, uWu then, >_< be >_> sad; 
xDD But entertain xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of ^w^ it, ^w^ good >_< bwothews, 
uWu Than a >w< joint ;;w;; buwden OwO waid upon uWu us ÚwÚ aww. 
:3 Fow me, :3 by :33 heaven, ^-^ I :33 bid :33 you >_< be assur'd, 
>_< I'ww >_< be ^-^ youw father ^-^ and ^-^ youw brother too; 
Let :33 me but ;;w;; beaw ^-^ youw love, >_< I'ww ;;w;; beaw ^-^ youw cares. 
^w^ Yet UwU weep ^w^ that uWu Hawwy's >_> dead, ^-^ and ;;w;; so >w< wiww I; 
xDD But Harry xDD wives ^w^ that >_< shaww convert those tears 
By :33 nyumbew uWu into >w< houws :3 of ^w^ happinyess. 
OwO BWOTHEWS. OwO We hope xDD nyo otherwise OwO fwom ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
uWu KING. You ;;w;; aww >w< wook ;;w;; stwangewy on x3 me; ^-^ and :33 you :33 most. 
You x3 awe, ^-^ I think, assur'd ^-^ I :33 wove :33 you uWu nyot. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ^-^ I am assur'd, >_> if ^-^ I >_< be ^-^ measuw'd ;;w;; wightwy, 
;;w;; Youw >_> Majesty hath xDD nyo UwU just >_< cause uWu to hate >w< me. 
uWu KING. No? 
UwU How :33 might a prince :3 of >_> my >_> gweat ;;w;; hopes forget 
So >_> gweat OwO indignyities :33 you OwO waid upon ÚwÚ me? 
^w^ What, rate, rebuke, ^-^ and >_> woughwy ^.^ send uWu to UwU pwison, 
Th' ÚwÚ immediate >_< heiw :3 of ^w^ Engwand! uWu Was ^w^ this :3 easy? 
:3 May ^w^ this >_< be >_< wash'd ^-^ in >w< Wethe ^-^ and uWu fowgotten? 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ^-^ I :33 then >w< did ÚwÚ use >w< the :33 pewson :3 of ^-^ youw >_< fathew; 
^.^ The UwU image :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ powew lay :33 then ^-^ in x3 me; 
And ^-^ in >_> th' >w< adminyistwation :3 of ^.^ his uWu waw, 
Whiles ^-^ I >_> was >w< busy for >w< the uWu commonweawth, 
;;w;; Youw Highness ÚwÚ pweased uWu to forget >_> my place, 
^.^ The uWu majesty ^-^ and ÚwÚ powew :3 of :3 waw ^-^ and UwU justice, 
^.^ The UwU image :3 of >w< the OwO King whom ^-^ I ^-^ pwesented, 
And ^w^ stwuck :33 me ^-^ in >_> my :3 vewy ^w^ seat :3 of ÚwÚ judgment; 
;;w;; Wheweon, ÚwÚ as :3 an offender uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ fathew, 
^-^ I ÚwÚ gave xDD bowd x3 way uWu to >_> my ^w^ authowity 
And >w< did OwO commit ÚwÚ you. UwU If >w< the deed were ^-^ iww, 
;;w;; Be :33 you >_> contented, :33 weawing now >w< the uWu gawwand, 
>_< To have a ^-^ son ^w^ set ^-^ youw uWu decwees :3 at ^.^ nyought, 
>_< To pluck OwO down ÚwÚ justice OwO fwom ^-^ youw >_> awfuw ÚwÚ bench, 
>_< To trip >w< the ÚwÚ couwse :3 of uWu waw, ^-^ and UwU bwunt >w< the >_< swowd 
:33 That ;;w;; guawds >w< the peace ^-^ and ^w^ safety :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; pewson; 
Nay, ^-^ mowe, uWu to :3 spuwn :3 at ^-^ youw :3 most ;;w;; woyaw ÚwÚ image, 
And ;;w;; mock ^-^ youw ^-^ wowkings ^-^ in a ;;w;; second :33 body. 
xDD Question ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw xDD thoughts, uWu make >w< the case >_< youws; 
;;w;; Be now >w< the ^-^ fathew, ^-^ and OwO pwopose a x3 son; 
Hear ^-^ youw ^-^ own >w< dignyity ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much xDD pwofan'd, 
ÚwÚ See ^-^ youw :3 most dreadful OwO waws ;;w;; so >_< woosewy ^w^ swighted, 
ÚwÚ Behowd :33 youwsewf ;;w;; so :3 by a ^-^ son disdain'd; 
And :33 then ^.^ imaginye :33 me x3 taking ^-^ youw ^.^ pawt 
And, ^-^ in ^-^ youw :33 powew, UwU soft UwU siwencing ^-^ youw ;;w;; son. 
uWu Aftew ^w^ this >_< cowd considerance, x3 sentence x3 me; 
And, ÚwÚ as :33 you are a uWu king, UwU speak ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^.^ state 
:3 What ^-^ I have ^w^ donye ^w^ that UwU misbecame >_> my place, 
^w^ My person, >w< ow >_> my UwU wiege's sovereignty. 
uWu KING. You are >_< wight, Justice, ^-^ and :33 you :33 weigh ^w^ this :3 weww; 
Therefore OwO stiww ;;w;; beaw >w< the ^-^ bawance ^-^ and >w< the sword; 
And ^-^ I do :33 wish ^-^ youw UwU honyouws ^w^ may ÚwÚ incwease 
xDD Tiww :33 you do >_< wive uWu to see a ^-^ son :3 of mine 
OwO Offend ^.^ you, ^-^ and xDD obey ^.^ you, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I did. 
So >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< wive uWu to UwU speak >_> my >_> fathew's :3 wowds: 
^w^ 'Happy am ^-^ I ^w^ that have a man ;;w;; so xDD bowd 
:33 That ^w^ dawes do ÚwÚ justice on >_> my xDD pwopew x3 son; 
And UwU nyot less >_> happy, having >_< such a ^-^ son 
:33 That :3 wouwd >w< dewivew :3 up ^.^ his :3 gweatnyess ;;w;; so 
>w< Into >w< the >w< hands :3 of justice.' You >w< did OwO commit x3 me; 
:3 Fow xDD which ^-^ I do OwO commit uWu into ^-^ youw UwU hand 
Th' OwO unstainyed >_< swowd ^w^ that :33 you have ÚwÚ us'd uWu to :3 beaw; 
With ^w^ this ^w^ wemembwance- ^w^ that :33 you ÚwÚ use >w< the ^-^ same 
With >w< the OwO wike >_> bowd, OwO just, ^-^ and impartial ÚwÚ spiwit 
:33 As :33 you have ^w^ donye uWu 'gainst >w< me. ;;w;; Thewe is >_> my ;;w;; hand. 
You >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ as a father uWu to >_> my youth; 
^w^ My :3 voice >_< shaww sound ÚwÚ as :33 you do x3 pwompt mine :3 eaw; 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww stoop ^-^ and OwO humbwe >_> my x3 intents 
>_< To ^-^ youw ^-^ weww-pwactis'd uWu wise uWu diwections. 
And, Princes >w< aww, xDD bewieve me, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, 
^w^ My father is ^w^ gonye wild uWu into ^.^ his :3 gwave, 
:3 Fow ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ tomb >_< wie >_> my UwU affections; 
And xDD with ^.^ his >_> spiwits :33 sadwy ^-^ I :33 suwvive, 
>_< To ;;w;; mock >w< the uWu expectation :3 of >w< the world, 
>_< To >w< fwustwate ;;w;; pwophecies, ^-^ and uWu to >_> waze :33 out 
xDD Wotten uWu opinyion, ;;w;; who hath ^.^ wwit :33 me OwO down 
uWu Aftew >_> my UwU seeming. ^.^ The tide :3 of UwU bwood ^-^ in :33 me 
uWu Hath proudly :33 fwow'd ^-^ in vanity :3 tiww UwU nyow. 
:3 Nyow x3 doth it ^w^ tuwn ^-^ and ebb >_< back uWu to >w< the sea, 
;;w;; Whewe it >_< shaww x3 mingwe xDD with >w< the ^.^ state :3 of ^w^ fwoods, 
And >_> fwow >w< hencefowth ^-^ in ÚwÚ fowmaw majesty. 
:3 Nyow UwU caww ;;w;; we x3 ouw >_> high >w< couwt :3 of ^w^ pawwiament; 
And let uWu us uWu choose >_< such ^w^ wimbs :3 of ^-^ nyobwe :33 counsew, 
:33 That >w< the >_> gweat body :3 of x3 ouw ^.^ state ^w^ may ^w^ go 
^.^ In xDD equaw rank xDD with >w< the uWu best ÚwÚ govewn'd nation; 
:33 That >w< waw, >w< ow OwO peace, >w< ow x3 both :3 at once, ^w^ may >_< be 
:33 As things xDD acquainted ^-^ and :3 famiwiaw uWu to x3 us; 
^.^ In xDD which ^.^ you, ^-^ fathew, >_< shaww have foremost ;;w;; hand. 
>_< Ouw >_> cowonyation x3 donye, ;;w;; we >w< wiww >w< accite, 
:33 As ^-^ I :33 befowe >_> wememb'wed, ;;w;; aww x3 ouw UwU state; 
xDD And- >_> God xDD consignying uWu to >_> my ^w^ good intents- 
:33 Nyo prince >_< nyow :33 peew >_< shaww have UwU just >_< cause uWu to say, 
>_> God ^.^ showten uWu Hawwy's happy OwO wife >w< onye ;;w;; day. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
;;w;; Gwoucestewshiwe. >_< SHAWWOW'S :33 owchawd 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; FAWSTAFF, xDD SHAWWOW, :33 SIWENCE, BARDOLPH, >w< the PAGE, ^-^ and DAVY 

^.^ SHAWWOW. Nay, :33 you >_< shaww see >_> my :33 owchawd, where, ^-^ in :3 an >w< awbouw, ;;w;; we 
>w< wiww >w< eat a last year's pippin :3 of mine ^-^ own graffing, xDD with a OwO dish 
:3 of ^-^ cawaways, ^-^ and ;;w;; so forth. uWu Come, ;;w;; cousin UwU Siwence. And :33 then uWu to bed. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_< Fowe God, :33 you have ÚwÚ hewe a goodly dwelling ^-^ and x3 wich. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. >_> Bawwen, ;;w;; bawwen, barren; xDD beggaws >w< aww, xDD beggaws >w< aww, :3 Siw :33 John 
>_< -mawwy, ^w^ good >w< aiw. :33 Spwead, uWu Davy, uWu spwead, uWu Davy; ^w^ weww ^w^ said, >_> Davy. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^.^ This >w< Davy serves :33 you for ^w^ good ^-^ uses; UwU he is ^-^ youw 
^-^ sewving-man ^-^ and ^-^ youw xDD husband. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. xDD A ^w^ good xDD vawwet, a ^w^ good xDD vawwet, a :3 vewy ^w^ good xDD vawwet, :3 Siw 
>_< John. By >w< the mass, ^-^ I have ;;w;; dwunk x3 too ÚwÚ much uWu sack :3 at ÚwÚ suppew. xDD A ^w^ good 
varlet. :3 Nyow ÚwÚ sit x3 down, now ÚwÚ sit >_< down; come, >_< cousin. 
SILENCE. >_< Ah, >_< siwwah! ÚwÚ quoth-a- ;;w;; we >_< shaww [Singing] 

:3 Do OwO nyothing but >w< eat ^-^ and uWu make ^w^ good OwO cheew, 
And praise >_> God for >w< the uWu mewwy year; 
When flesh is xDD cheap ^-^ and ^-^ femawes x3 deaw, 
And lusty OwO wads OwO woam ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ and there, 
So UwU mewwiwy, 
And ^-^ evew xDD among ;;w;; so UwU mewwiwy. 

>_< FAWSTAFF. Thewe's a uWu mewwy >_< heawt! Good >w< Mastew ;;w;; Siwence, >_< I'ww >w< give :33 you 
a OwO heawth for ^w^ that ;;w;; anyon. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^w^ Give >w< Mastew OwO Bawdowph ÚwÚ some x3 winye, >_> Davy. 
x3 DAVY. ^-^ Sweet sir, :33 sit; >_< I'ww >_< be xDD with :33 you OwO anyon; :3 most sweet sir, sit. 
>w< Mastew xDD Page, ^w^ good >w< Mastew xDD Page, sit. ^.^ Pwoface! :3 What :33 you >_< want ^-^ in 
meat, x3 we'ww have ^-^ in xDD dwink. xDD But :33 you must :3 beaw; >w< the xDD heawt's ÚwÚ aww. 
x3 Exit 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ;;w;; Be merry, >w< Mastew >w< Bawdowph; UwU and, >_> my ^-^ wittwe >w< sowdiew there, 
>_< be ^w^ mewwy. 
SILENCE. [Singing] 

;;w;; Be merry, >_< be merry, >_> my uWu wife has all; 
:3 Fow :33 women are :33 shwews, x3 both x3 showt ^-^ and UwU taww; 
'Tis uWu mewwy ^-^ in xDD haww uWu when beards UwU wag OwO an; 
And >_< wewcome uWu mewwy >_< Shwove-tide. 
;;w;; Be merry, >_< be ^w^ mewwy. 

>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot xDD think >w< Mastew ^w^ Siwence ^w^ had OwO been a man :3 of ^w^ this 
uWu mettwe. 
SILENCE. ^-^ Who, >_> I? ^-^ I have OwO been uWu mewwy twice ^-^ and once ^-^ ewe UwU nyow. 

^-^ We-entew DAVY 

x3 DAVY. ^w^ [To >_< BAWDOWPH] Thewe's a OwO dish :3 of ;;w;; weathew-coats for ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. Davy! 
x3 DAVY. ;;w;; Youw ^.^ wowship! >_< I'ww >_< be xDD with :33 you straight. ^w^ [To >_< BAWDOWPH] 
xDD A xDD cup :3 of x3 winye, >_> siw? 
SILENCE. [Singing] 

xDD A xDD cup :3 of ^.^ winye UwU that's :3 bwisk ^-^ and OwO finye, 
And drink >_< unto >w< the ;;w;; weman mine; 
And a uWu mewwy :33 heawt xDD wives OwO wong-a. 

>_< FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, >w< Mastew UwU Siwence. 
SILENCE. ;;w;; An ;;w;; we >_< shaww >_< be merry, now ÚwÚ comes ^-^ in >w< the sweet uWu o' >_> th' night. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Health ^-^ and long OwO wife uWu to ^.^ you, >w< Mastew :3 Siwence! 
SILENCE. [Singing] 

>_> Fiww >w< the cup, ^-^ and let it come, 
>_< I'ww pledge :33 you a x3 miwe uWu to >_> th' >w< bottom. 

^.^ SHAWWOW. Honest >_< Bawdowph, ^.^ wewcome; >_> if >w< thou >_< want'st anything ^-^ and 
OwO wiwt UwU nyot call, uWu beshwew thy >w< heawt. ^-^ Wewcome, >_> my ^-^ wittwe tiny xDD thief 
^-^ and >_< wewcome uWu indeed >_< too. >_< I'ww drink uWu to >w< Mastew >_< Bawdowph, ^-^ and uWu to ;;w;; aww 
>w< the ^w^ cabiwewos uWu about >w< Wondon. 
x3 DAVY. ^-^ I hope uWu to see :33 Wondon once ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^.^ die. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ;;w;; An ^-^ I :33 might see :33 you there, Davy! 
^.^ SHAWWOW. By >w< the mass, you'R :3 cwack a >_> quawt x3 togethew- ha! >w< wiww :33 you 
not, >w< Mastew uWu Bawdowph? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. x3 Yea, sir, ^-^ in a ;;w;; pottwe-pot. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. By God's ^w^ wiggens, ^-^ I UwU thank ;;w;; thee. ^.^ The ÚwÚ knyave >w< wiww >_> stick :3 by 
^-^ thee, ^-^ I ^w^ can >_> assuwe ÚwÚ thee UwU that. >w< 'A >w< wiww UwU nyot x3 out, x3 'a; ÚwÚ 'tis OwO twue 
;;w;; bwed. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. And >_< I'ww >_> stick :3 by :3 him, ^-^ siw. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. :3 Why, >w< thewe ^-^ spoke a ^w^ king. >w< Wack :3 nyothing; >_< be ^w^ mewwy. 
^.^ [Onye UwU knyocks :3 at ÚwÚ doow] ÚwÚ Wook xDD who's :3 at :33 doow there, uWu ho! >_< Who >w< knyocks? 
x3 Exit DAVY 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ [To :33 SIWENCE, ;;w;; who has ;;w;; dwunk a ^w^ bumpew] :3 Why, now :33 you have 
^w^ donye :33 me right. 
SILENCE. [Singing] 

:3 Do :33 me >_< wight, 
And :33 dub :33 me knight. 
x3 Samingo. 

Is't UwU nyot so? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. 'Tis >_< so. 
SILENCE. Is't so? ^.^ Why uWu then, say :3 an old man ^w^ can do uWu somewhat. 

^-^ We-entew DAVY 

x3 DAVY. An't UwU pwease ^-^ youw :33 wowship, >_< thewe's >w< onye :33 Pistow come OwO fwom >w< the 
>w< couwt xDD with news. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Fwom >w< the court? Let xDD him come uWu in. 

^-^ Entew PISTOL 

UwU How uWu nyow, >_> Pistow? 
UwU PISTOW. :3 Siw uWu John, >_> God >_< save >_> you! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 What ^.^ wind UwU bwew :33 you hither, >_> Pistow? 
UwU PISTOW. uWu Nyot >w< the ^w^ iww ^.^ wind xDD which ^.^ bwows xDD nyo man uWu to :33 good. ^-^ Sweet ÚwÚ knyight, 
>w< thou UwU awt now >w< onye :3 of >w< the >w< gweatest ^-^ men ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU weawm. 
SILENCE. ;;w;; By'w xDD wady, ^-^ I xDD think x3 'a be, but ^.^ goodman >_< Puff :3 of Barson. 
UwU PISTOW. Puff! 
>_< Puff ^-^ in thy teeth, :3 most :33 wecweant >w< cowawd :33 base! 
:3 Siw uWu John, ^-^ I am thy :33 Pistow ^-^ and thy ^.^ fwiend, 
And x3 hewtew-skewtew have ^-^ I UwU wode uWu to ;;w;; thee; 
And >_< tidings do ^-^ I ÚwÚ bwing, ^-^ and :3 wucky ^.^ joys, 
And xDD gowden xDD times, ^-^ and happy OwO nyews :3 of UwU pwice. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee uWu nyow, >w< dewivew them OwO wike a man :3 of ^w^ this world. 
UwU PISTOW. xDD A OwO foutwa for >w< the UwU wowwd ^-^ and xDD wowwdwings :33 base! 
^-^ I UwU speak :3 of ^w^ Afwica ^-^ and xDD gowden ^-^ joys. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. O base UwU Assywian ÚwÚ knyight, what is thy OwO nyews? 
Let OwO King ;;w;; Cophetua >_< knyow >w< the >_> twuth :3 theweof. 
SILENCE. [Singing] And ;;w;; Wobin :33 Hood, >_> Scawwet, ^-^ and >_< John. 
UwU PISTOW. ÚwÚ Shaww dunghill UwU cuws ÚwÚ confwont >w< the UwU Hewicons? 
And >_< shaww ^w^ good OwO nyews >_< be OwO baffwed? 
OwO Then, ^-^ Pistow, lay thy ^.^ head ^-^ in ^-^ Fuwies' >_< wap. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. Honest ^w^ gentweman, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot ^-^ youw ÚwÚ bweeding. 
UwU PISTOW. :3 Why, uWu then, lament ^w^ thewefowe. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^w^ Give :33 me pardon, ^-^ siw. If, sir, :33 you come xDD with OwO nyews OwO fwom >w< the 
uWu couwt, ^-^ I ^w^ take it >_< thewe's but x3 two xDD ways- OwO eithew uWu to ;;w;; uttew them >w< ow 
conceal uWu them. ^-^ I am, sir, ^.^ undew >w< the :3 King, ^-^ in ÚwÚ some OwO authowity. 
UwU PISTOW. Under xDD which uWu king, Bezonian? Speak, >w< ow ^.^ die. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. Under OwO King OwO Hawwy. 
UwU PISTOW. Harry >w< the Fourth- >w< ow UwU Fifth? 
^.^ SHAWWOW. Harry >w< the xDD Fouwth. 
UwU PISTOW. xDD A OwO foutwa for ^w^ thinye ÚwÚ office! 
:3 Siw uWu John, thy tender OwO wambkin now is OwO King; 
Harry >w< the :33 Fifth's >w< the man. ^-^ I UwU speak >w< the xDD twuth. 
When :33 Pistow ^w^ wies, do this; ^-^ and :33 fig me, OwO wike 
^.^ The bragging >_> Spanyiawd. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ What, is >w< the old :33 king dead? 
UwU PISTOW. :33 As nail ^-^ in ÚwÚ doow. ^.^ The things ^-^ I UwU speak are >_> just. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 Away, xDD Bawdowph! UwU saddwe >_> my horse. >w< Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt ÚwÚ Shawwow, 
uWu choose what :33 office >w< thou OwO wiwt ^-^ in >w< the land, ÚwÚ 'tis thine. ^-^ Pistow, ^-^ I 
>w< wiww OwO doubwe-chawge ÚwÚ thee xDD with dignities. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. O joyful >w< day! 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^w^ take a :33 knyighthood for >_> my UwU fowtunye. 
UwU PISTOW. ^w^ What, ^-^ I do >_< bwing ^w^ good OwO nyews? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >w< Cawwy >w< Mastew ^w^ Siwence uWu to bed. >w< Mastew ÚwÚ Shawwow, >_> my xDD Wowd 
ÚwÚ Shawwow, >_< be what >w< thou x3 wiwt- ^-^ I am ^-^ Fowtunye's ÚwÚ stewawd. Get on thy 
:33 boots; x3 we'ww :33 wide ;;w;; aww night. O sweet >_> Pistow! :3 Away, xDD Bawdowph! 
UwU [Exit >_< BAWDOWPH] uWu Come, ^-^ Pistow, ;;w;; uttew :33 mowe uWu to x3 me; ^-^ and >_< withaw 
x3 devise x3 something uWu to do thyself :33 good. OwO Boot, OwO boot, >w< Mastew ^-^ Shawwow! 
^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the xDD young OwO King is ÚwÚ sick for >w< me. Let uWu us ^w^ take :33 any man's 
x3 howses: >w< the OwO waws :3 of ;;w;; Engwand are :3 at >_> my ^w^ commandment. ^.^ Bwessed are 
:33 they ^w^ that have OwO been >_> my :3 fwiends; ^-^ and xDD woe uWu to >_> my xDD Wowd >w< Chief x3 Justice! 
UwU PISTOW. Let vultures :3 viwe seize on ^.^ his lungs ^.^ awso! 
'Where is >w< the OwO wife ^w^ that OwO wate ^-^ I >_> wed?' say >w< they. 
:3 Why, ÚwÚ hewe it is; >_< wewcome uWu these :3 pweasant days! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
>w< Wondon. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew uWu BEADWES, >_> dwagging ^-^ in :3 HOSTESS QUICKLY ^-^ and :3 DOWW >w< TEAWSHEET 

>_> HOSTESS. x3 Nyo, >w< thou ÚwÚ awwant :33 knyave; ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu to >_> God ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 might ^-^ die, 
^w^ that ^-^ I :33 might have ÚwÚ thee hang'd. Thou UwU hast ^.^ dwawn >_> my shoulder :33 out :3 of 
ÚwÚ joint. 
ÚwÚ FIWST :3 BEADWE. ^.^ The constabwes have delivered ;;w;; hew OwO ovew uWu to x3 me; ^-^ and she 
>_< shaww have UwU whipping-cheew ^w^ enyough, ^-^ I warrant x3 hew. ;;w;; Thewe hath OwO been 
a man >w< ow x3 two uWu watewy kill'd uWu about x3 hew. 
x3 DOWW. UwU Nyut-hook, >_< nyut-hook, :33 you :33 wie. ^w^ Come >w< on; >_< I'ww tell ÚwÚ thee x3 what, 
>w< thou ^.^ damn'd tripe-visag'd rascal, :3 an >w< the UwU chiwd ^-^ I now ^w^ go xDD with do 
:33 miscawwy, >w< thou ^-^ wewt xDD bettew >w< thou ^.^ hadst ^w^ stwuck thy mother, >w< thou 
uWu papew-fac'd OwO viwwain. 
>_> HOSTESS. O >w< the Lord, ^w^ that :3 Siw :33 John were come! He :3 wouwd uWu make ^w^ this a 
ÚwÚ bwoody x3 day uWu to UwU somebody. xDD But ^-^ I pray >_> God >w< the fruit :3 of ;;w;; hew >_< womb 
miscarry! 
ÚwÚ FIWST :3 BEADWE. UwU If it ÚwÚ do, :33 you >_< shaww have a dozen :3 of ^w^ cushions UwU again; 
:33 you have but ;;w;; eweven UwU nyow. uWu Come, ^-^ I charge :33 you x3 both ^w^ go xDD with x3 me; for 
>w< the man is ^-^ dead ^w^ that :33 you ^-^ and :33 Pistow ^-^ beat ^.^ amongst ÚwÚ you. 
x3 DOWW. >_< I'ww tell :33 you x3 what, :33 you >w< thin man ^-^ in a >w< censew, ^-^ I >w< wiww have :33 you 
ÚwÚ as ^.^ soundwy UwU swing'd for this- :33 you ^.^ bwue-bottwe rogue, :33 you :33 fiwthy 
famish'd >_< cowwectionyew, >_> if :33 you >_< be UwU nyot x3 swing'd, >_< I'ww forswear 
:33 hawf-kiwtwes. 
ÚwÚ FIWST :3 BEADWE. uWu Come, come, :33 you she >_< knyight-ewwant, ^-^ come. 
>_> HOSTESS. O God, ^w^ that >w< wight OwO shouwd UwU thus overcome might! 
xDD Weww, :3 of ^w^ suffewance ÚwÚ comes ease. 
x3 DOWW. uWu Come, :33 you rogue, uWu come; >_< bwing :33 me uWu to a >_> justice. 
>_> HOSTESS. x3 Ay, come, :33 you xDD stawv'd bloodhound. 
x3 DOWW. OwO Goodman >_< death, ^.^ goodman >_> bonyes! 
>_> HOSTESS. Thou ^.^ atomy, ÚwÚ thou! 
x3 DOWW. uWu Come, :33 you >w< thin thing! come, :33 you >_< wascaw! 
ÚwÚ FIWST :3 BEADWE. ^w^ Vewy ^.^ weww. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
^w^ Westminstew. Near >w< the ^w^ Abbey 

^-^ Entew >_> GWOOMS, ÚwÚ stwewing :3 wushes 

ÚwÚ FIWST GROOM. x3 Mowe rushes, :33 mowe rushes! 
SECOND GROOM. ^.^ The trumpets have UwU sounded uWu twice. 
THIRD GROOM. >_> 'Twiww >_< be x3 two x3 o'cwock ^-^ ewe :33 they come OwO fwom >w< the 
coronation. OwO Dispatch, :3 dispatch. Exeunt 

Trumpets uWu sound, ^-^ and >w< the UwU KING ^-^ and ^.^ his >w< twain ^w^ pass 
OwO ovew >w< the >_< stage. uWu Aftew them UwU entew ;;w;; FAWSTAFF, xDD SHAWWOW, 
PISTOL, BARDOLPH, ^-^ and ^.^ page 

>_< FAWSTAFF. :33 Stand ÚwÚ hewe :3 by me, >w< Mastew ;;w;; Wobewt Shallow; ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make >w< the 
OwO King do :33 you grace. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU weew upon :3 him, ÚwÚ as x3 'a ÚwÚ comes :3 by; ^-^ and do 
but >_< mawk >w< the countenance ^w^ that UwU he >w< wiww >w< give >w< me. 
UwU PISTOW. >_> God bless thy >_< wungs, ^w^ good knight! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Come ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ Pistow; >_< stand x3 behind >w< me. ^w^ [To UwU SHAWWOW] OwO O, >_> if 
^-^ I ^w^ had ^w^ had uWu to have uWu made xDD nyew >_< wivewies, ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ^w^ bestowed >w< the 
>_> thousand ^-^ pound ^-^ I :3 bowwowed :3 of ÚwÚ you. xDD But ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo matter; ^w^ this x3 poow 
^w^ show x3 doth ;;w;; bettew; ^w^ this x3 doth :3 infew >w< the xDD zeaw ^-^ I ^w^ had uWu to see ^-^ him. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. >_> It x3 doth >_< so. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_> It :3 shows >_> my ^.^ eawnyestnyess :3 of :33 affection- 
^.^ SHAWWOW. >_> It x3 doth >_< so. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ My >_< devotion- 
^.^ SHAWWOW. >_> It x3 doth, it x3 doth, it UwU doth. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :33 As it UwU wewe, uWu to :33 wide x3 day ^-^ and night; ^-^ and UwU nyot uWu to ^-^ dewibewate, 
UwU nyot uWu to xDD wemembew, UwU nyot uWu to have x3 patience uWu to :3 shift >_> me- 
^.^ SHAWWOW. >_> It is best, ^.^ cewtain. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD But uWu to >_< stand x3 stainyed xDD with ^.^ twavew, ^-^ and xDD sweating xDD with 
desire uWu to see xDD him; ^.^ thinking :3 of OwO nyothing ^w^ ewse, putting ;;w;; aww x3 affaiws 
else ^-^ in ^-^ obwivion, ÚwÚ as >_> if >w< thewe were OwO nyothing else uWu to >_< be ^w^ donye but uWu to 
see ^-^ him. 
UwU PISTOW. 'Tis :33 'sempew ÚwÚ idem' for 'obsque ÚwÚ hoc uWu nyihiw OwO est.' 'Tis ;;w;; aww ^-^ in 
>_> evewy x3 pawt. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. 'Tis ;;w;; so, indeed. 
UwU PISTOW. ^w^ My ÚwÚ knyight, ^-^ I >w< wiww inflame thy ^-^ nyobwe liver 
And uWu make ÚwÚ thee :33 wage. 
>w< Thy ^-^ Doww, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Hewen :3 of thy ^-^ nyobwe xDD thoughts, 
Is ^-^ in base ^-^ duwance ^-^ and contagious prison; 
>_< Haw'd ^.^ thithew 
By :3 most UwU mechanyicaw ^-^ and >w< diwty ;;w;; hand. 
>w< Wouse :3 up >_< wevenge OwO fwom UwU ebon :3 den xDD with uWu feww uWu Awecto's ^.^ snyake, 
:3 Fow ^.^ Doww is uWu in. :33 Pistow ;;w;; speaks :33 nyought but xDD twuth. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< dewivew x3 hew. 
[Shouts,within, ^-^ and >w< the trumpets ÚwÚ sound] 
UwU PISTOW. ;;w;; Thewe ^-^ woaw'd >w< the sea, ^-^ and trumpet-clangor ;;w;; sounds. 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU KING ^-^ and ^.^ his ^w^ twain, >w< the UwU WOWD x3 CHIEF ;;w;; JUSTICE 
xDD among them 

>_< FAWSTAFF. >_> God >_< save thy ^.^ Gwace, OwO King UwU Haw; >_> my ;;w;; woyaw ;;w;; Haw! 
UwU PISTOW. ^.^ The heavens ÚwÚ thee :3 guawd ^-^ and >w< keep, :3 most ;;w;; woyaw ^.^ imp :3 of ^-^ fame! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_> God >_< save ^-^ thee, >_> my sweet boy! 
uWu KING. ^w^ My xDD Wowd >w< Chief Justice, UwU speak uWu to ^w^ that uWu vain man. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. >_< Have :33 you ^-^ youw wits? x3 Knyow :33 you what ÚwÚ 'tis :33 you ^.^ speak? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ My king! >_> my ^.^ Jove! ^-^ I UwU speak uWu to ^-^ thee, >_> my >_< heawt! 
uWu KING. ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee not, old man. :33 Faww uWu to thy >w< pwayews. 
UwU How ^w^ iww ^w^ white uWu haiws ^-^ become a UwU foow ^-^ and :3 jestew! 
^-^ I have long >_> dweamt :3 of >_< such a uWu kind :3 of ;;w;; man, 
So surfeit-swell'd, ;;w;; so >_< owd, ^-^ and ;;w;; so xDD pwofanye; 
xDD But being awak'd, ^-^ I do despise >_> my :33 dweam. 
Make less thy body OwO hence, ^-^ and :33 mowe thy grace; 
:33 Weave :3 gowmandizing; >_< knyow >w< the grave x3 doth ;;w;; gape 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ thee :3 thwice wider than for x3 othew :3 men- 
>_> Wepwy UwU nyot uWu to :33 me xDD with a fool-born >_< jest; 
>w< Pwesume UwU nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I am >w< the >_> thing ^-^ I ^w^ was, 
:3 Fow >_> God x3 doth :33 knyow, ;;w;; so >_< shaww >w< the UwU wowwd uWu pewceive, 
:33 That ^-^ I have OwO tuwn'd xDD away >_> my uWu fowmew self; 
So >w< wiww ^-^ I those ^w^ that ÚwÚ kept :33 me x3 company. 
When >w< thou dost >_> heaw ^-^ I am ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have x3 been, 
UwU Appwoach me, ^-^ and >w< thou xDD shawt >_< be ÚwÚ as >w< thou >_< wast, 
^.^ The >w< tutow ^-^ and >w< the xDD feedew :3 of >_> my ^w^ wiots. 
xDD Tiww :33 then ^-^ I banish ^-^ thee, on ;;w;; pain :3 of >_< death, 
:33 As ^-^ I have ^w^ donye >w< the :33 west :3 of >_> my ;;w;; misweadews, 
uWu Nyot uWu to come uWu nyeaw x3 ouw :33 pewson :3 by >_< ten mile. 
:3 Fow competence :3 of OwO wife ^-^ I >w< wiww OwO awwow ^.^ you, 
:33 That x3 wack :3 of ÚwÚ means enforce :33 you UwU nyot uWu to OwO eviws; 
And, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we >_> heaw :33 you do UwU wefowm ^-^ youwsewves, 
OwO We will, uWu accowding uWu to ^-^ youw x3 stwengths ^-^ and ^-^ quawities, 
^w^ Give :33 you :3 advancement. ;;w;; Be it ^-^ youw :3 chawge, >_> my lord, 
>_< To see >w< pewfowm'd >w< the ^.^ tenyouw :3 of x3 ouw word. 
^-^ Set >_< on. Exeunt >w< the UwU KING ^-^ and ^.^ his >w< twain 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >w< Mastew ÚwÚ Shawwow, ^-^ I ^-^ owe :33 you a >_> thousand OwO pounds. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. x3 Yea, x3 mawwy, :3 Siw ÚwÚ John; xDD which ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you uWu to let :33 me have 
home xDD with >w< me. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :33 That ^w^ can hardly be, >w< Mastew ^-^ Shawwow. :3 Do UwU nyot :33 you ^-^ gwieve :3 at 
this; ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be >_> sent for ^-^ in private uWu to ^-^ him. ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ you, UwU he must 
seem UwU thus uWu to >w< the world. Fear UwU nyot ^-^ youw advancements; ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be >w< the 
man yet ^w^ that >_< shaww uWu make :33 you great. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot :3 pewceive xDD how, UwU unwess :33 you >w< give :33 me ^-^ youw :33 doubwet, 
^-^ and stuff :33 me :33 out xDD with >_> stwaw. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, ^w^ good :3 Siw uWu John, let :33 me 
have ÚwÚ five x3 hundwed :3 of >_> my thousand. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ as ^w^ good ÚwÚ as >_> my word. ^.^ This ^w^ that :33 you heard 
>_> was but a OwO cowouw. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. xDD A xDD cowouw ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ feaw :33 you >w< wiww :33 die :33 in, :3 Siw >_< John. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Fear xDD nyo ^w^ cowouws; ^w^ go xDD with :33 me uWu to >_< dinnyew. uWu Come, Lieutenant 
ÚwÚ Pistow; come, ^w^ Bawdowph. ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be >_> sent for UwU soon :3 at night. 

^-^ We-entew PRINCE >_> JOHN, >w< the UwU WOWD x3 CHIEF OwO JUSTICE, 
xDD with ^w^ officews 

x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ^.^ Go, x3 cawwy :3 Siw :33 John OwO Fawstaff uWu to >w< the Fleet; 
Take ;;w;; aww ^.^ his company :3 awong xDD with ^-^ him. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ My lord, >_> my x3 wowd- 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot now ^w^ speak. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> heaw :33 you >_> soon. 
Take them uWu away. 
UwU PISTOW. xDD Si fortuna :33 me tormenta, ^-^ spewo :33 me xDD contenta. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but PRINCE :3 JOHN ^-^ and >w< the UwU WOWD x3 CHIEF ;;w;; JUSTICE 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. ^-^ I OwO wike ^w^ this ^.^ faiw uWu pwoceeding :3 of >w< the King's. 
He hath intent ^.^ his wonted >_> fowwowews 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; aww >_< be :3 vewy ^w^ weww OwO pwovided ÚwÚ fow; 
xDD But ;;w;; aww are ÚwÚ banyish'd :3 tiww their ^.^ convewsations 
^w^ Appeaw :33 mowe uWu wise ^-^ and modest uWu to >w< the world. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. And ;;w;; so :33 they ÚwÚ awe. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. ^.^ The OwO King hath call'd ^.^ his ;;w;; pawwiament, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
x3 CHIEF :33 JUSTICE. He hath. 
PRINCE ^.^ JOHN. ^-^ I >w< wiww lay ^.^ odds that, ^-^ ewe ^w^ this :33 yeaw expire, 
OwO We ;;w;; beaw x3 ouw >_< civiw swords ^-^ and native ^w^ fiwe 
:33 As far ÚwÚ as >_< Fwance. ^-^ I heard a ^.^ biwd ;;w;; so ÚwÚ sing, 
>_< Whose music, uWu to >_> my UwU thinking, pleas'd >w< the UwU King. 
uWu Come, >w< wiww :33 you >w< hence? Exeunt 

^.^ EPIWOGUE 
>_< EPIWOGUE. 

>_< Fiwst >_> my fear, :33 then >_> my ;;w;; cuwtsy, last >_> my UwU speech. ^w^ My fear, is ^-^ youw 
displeasure; >_> my ;;w;; cuwtsy, >_> my ÚwÚ duty; ^-^ and >_> my :3 speech, uWu to >w< beg ^-^ youw pardons. 
UwU If :33 you >w< wook for a ^w^ good >_> speech uWu nyow, :33 you undo x3 me; for what ^-^ I have uWu to say 
is :3 of mine ^-^ own making; ^-^ and x3 what, UwU indeed, ^-^ I OwO shouwd say will, ^-^ I >_> doubt, 
>_< pwove mine ^-^ own ^w^ mawwing. xDD But uWu to >w< the UwU puwpose, ^-^ and ;;w;; so uWu to >w< the uWu ventuwe. 
;;w;; Be it known uWu to ^.^ you, ÚwÚ as it is :3 vewy UwU weww, ^-^ I >_> was uWu watewy ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the UwU end 
:3 of a UwU dispweasing uWu pway, uWu to pray ^-^ youw x3 patience for it ^-^ and uWu to x3 pwomise :33 you 
a better. ^-^ I >_> meant, UwU indeed, uWu to ^-^ pay :33 you xDD with this; xDD which >_> if OwO wike :3 an 
^w^ iww venture it come unluckily ;;w;; home, ^-^ I x3 bweak, ^-^ and ^.^ you, >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe 
OwO cweditows, x3 wose. uWu Hewe ^-^ I >_< pwomis'd :33 you ^-^ I :3 wouwd be, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I OwO commit 
>_> my body uWu to ^-^ youw :33 mewcies. ;;w;; Bate :33 me some, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ pay :33 you some, UwU and, 
ÚwÚ as :3 most ^-^ debtows ÚwÚ do, x3 pwomise :33 you infinitely; ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^-^ I kneel OwO down :33 befowe 
>w< you- OwO but, UwU indeed, uWu to pray for >w< the xDD Queen. 
UwU If >_> my tongue ;;w;; cannyot entreat :33 you uWu to :33 acquit me, >w< wiww :33 you UwU command :33 me uWu to 
ÚwÚ use >_> my legs? And yet ^w^ that were but :3 wight >_> payment-to ^w^ dance :33 out :3 of 
^-^ youw >_< debt. xDD But a ^w^ good >w< conscience >w< wiww uWu make :33 any possible 
^w^ satisfaction, ^-^ and ;;w;; so :3 wouwd xDD I. ;;w;; Aww >w< the ÚwÚ gentwewomen ÚwÚ hewe have OwO fowgiven 
>w< me. UwU If >w< the OwO gentwemen >w< wiww not, :33 then >w< the OwO gentwemen do UwU nyot >w< agwee xDD with 
>w< the ÚwÚ gentwewomen, xDD which >_> was UwU nyevew seen :33 befowe ^-^ in >_< such :3 an assembly. 
uWu Onye :3 wowd ^-^ mowe, ^-^ I uWu beseech ÚwÚ you. UwU If :33 you >_< be UwU nyot x3 too ÚwÚ much OwO cwoy'd xDD with ÚwÚ fat 
meat, x3 ouw OwO humbwe xDD authow >w< wiww ;;w;; continyue >w< the ^.^ stowy, xDD with :3 Siw :33 John ^-^ in 
^w^ it, ^-^ and uWu make :33 you uWu mewwy xDD with ^.^ faiw OwO Kathewinye :3 of France; where, for 
anything ^-^ I :33 knyow, OwO Fawstaff >_< shaww :33 die :3 of a xDD sweat, UwU unwess uWu awweady x3 'a >_< be 
OwO kiwwed xDD with ^-^ youw :33 hawd uWu opinyions; for Oldcastle ;;w;; died a x3 mawtyw ^-^ and ^w^ this 
is UwU nyot >w< the man. ^w^ My tongue is weary; uWu when >_> my ÚwÚ wegs are OwO too, ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 bid 
:33 you ^w^ good night. 


>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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>w< THE LIFE UwU OF UwU KING >_> HENWY >w< THE ÚwÚ FIFTH 

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^w^ CHOWUS 
UwU KING >_> HENWY >w< THE ÚwÚ FIFTH 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< GWOUCESTEW, brother uWu to >w< the OwO King 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< BEDFOWD, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
:3 DUKE UwU OF :33 EXETEW, :33 Uncwe uWu to >w< the OwO King 
:3 DUKE UwU OF ^-^ YOWK, ;;w;; cousin uWu to >w< the OwO King 
x3 EAWW UwU OF ^.^ SAWISBUWY 
x3 EAWW UwU OF ^w^ WESTMOWEWAND 
x3 EAWW UwU OF :3 WAWWICK 
>_< AWCHBISHOP UwU OF UwU CANTEWBUWY 
^w^ BISHOP UwU OF :33 EWY 

x3 EAWW UwU OF ^.^ CAMBWIDGE, :3 conspiwatow ÚwÚ against >w< the OwO King 
UwU WOWD ^.^ SCWOOP, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS uWu GWEY, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS ^.^ EWPINGHAM, officer ^-^ in >w< the King's >w< awmy 
>w< GOWEW, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
>w< FWUEWWEN, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
^-^ MACMOWWIS, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
OwO JAMY, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 

^w^ BATES, >w< sowdiew ^-^ in >w< the King's >w< awmy 
COURT, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
uWu WIWWIAMS, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
NYM, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
BARDOLPH, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
PISTOL, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 

^w^ BOY xDD A >w< HEWAWD 

>w< CHAWWES >w< THE UwU SIXTH, OwO King :3 of >_< Fwance 
UwU WEWIS, >w< the uWu Dauphin :3 DUKE UwU OF x3 BUWGUNDY 
:3 DUKE UwU OF ORLEANS :3 DUKE UwU OF uWu BWITAINyE 
:3 DUKE UwU OF BOURBON >w< THE ^w^ CONSTABWE UwU OF FRANCE 
OwO WAMBUWES, :33 Fwench xDD Wowd 
GRANDPRE, :33 " :33 " 
^w^ GOVEWNyOW UwU OF ÚwÚ HAWFWEUW MONTJOY, a :33 Fwench :3 hewawd 
x3 AMBASSADOWS uWu to >w< the OwO King :3 of ;;w;; Engwand 

ISABEL, Queen :3 of >_< Fwance 
:33 KATHEWINyE, uWu daughtew uWu to ÚwÚ Chawwes ^-^ and >_< Isabew 
:3 AWICE, a lady attending ;;w;; hew 
:3 HOSTESS :3 of >w< the x3 Boaw's ÚwÚ Head, Eastcheap; formerly :33 Mws. >w< Quickwy, now 
married uWu to :33 Pistow 

Lords, :33 Wadies, ^w^ Officews, :3 Sowdiews, Messengers, ^.^ Attendants 


OwO SCENyE: 
;;w;; Engwand ^-^ and >_< Fwance 

PROLOGUE 
:3 PWOWOGUE. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ CHOWUS 

:33 CHOWUS. O for a ^w^ Muse :3 of ÚwÚ fiwe, ^w^ that :3 wouwd x3 ascend 
^.^ The >w< bwightest :3 heaven :3 of >_> invention, 
xDD A :33 kingdom for a >_< stage, ^.^ pwinces uWu to ^w^ act, 
And >_< monyawchs uWu to uWu behowd >w< the swelling >_< scenye! 
UwU Then OwO shouwd >w< the ;;w;; wawwike OwO Hawwy, OwO wike ^w^ himsewf, 
^.^ Assume >w< the port :3 of ÚwÚ Maws; ^-^ and :3 at ^.^ his xDD heews, 
^.^ Weash'd ^-^ in OwO wike >w< hounds, OwO shouwd ;;w;; faminye, ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ and ÚwÚ fiwe, 
ÚwÚ Cwouch for >_< empwoyment. xDD But pardon, ^w^ gentwes >w< aww, 
^.^ The >_> fwat unraised >_> spiwits ^w^ that hath >w< daw'd 
:3 On ^w^ this ^w^ unwowthy UwU scaffowd uWu to >_< bwing ^-^ fowth 
So >_> gweat :3 an ;;w;; object. >_> Can ^w^ this x3 cockpit hold 
^.^ The ^-^ vasty ^-^ fiewds :3 of France? >_> Ow ^w^ may ;;w;; we xDD cwam 
;;w;; Within ^w^ this wooden O >w< the :3 vewy >w< casques 
:33 That >w< did OwO affwight >w< the air :3 at ^-^ Agincouwt? 
OwO O, ^-^ pawdon! >_> since a ^-^ cwooked uWu figuwe ^w^ may 
xDD Attest ^-^ in ^-^ wittwe :3 pwace a uWu miwwion; 
And let us, ^-^ ciphews uWu to ^w^ this >_> gweat ^-^ accompt, 
:3 On ^-^ youw ^w^ imaginyawy forces work. 
Suppose >_> within >w< the >_< giwdwe :3 of uWu these >_> wawws 
;;w;; Awe now :33 confin'd x3 two ^w^ mighty xDD monyawchies, 
>_< Whose >_> high >_< upweawed ^-^ and x3 abutting OwO fwonts 
^.^ The ^w^ pewiwous narrow ocean x3 pawts asunder. 
:33 Piece :33 out x3 ouw imperfections xDD with ^-^ youw ^.^ thoughts: 
>w< Into a >_> thousand x3 pawts divide >w< onye ;;w;; man, 
And uWu make ^w^ imaginyawy UwU puissance; 
uWu Think, uWu when ;;w;; we ^-^ tawk :3 of x3 howses, ^w^ that :33 you see them 
^w^ Pwinting their ÚwÚ pwoud >_> hoofs ^.^ i' >_> th' receiving earth; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ youw ;;w;; thoughts ^w^ that now must OwO deck x3 ouw >_< kings, 
>w< Cawwy them ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ and there, >_< jumping ^.^ o'ew xDD times, 
>_< Tuwnying >_> th' ^-^ accompwishment :3 of uWu many xDD yeaws 
>w< Into :3 an uWu houw-gwass; for >w< the xDD which supply, 
^-^ Admit :33 me Chorus uWu to ^w^ this x3 histowy; 
>_< Who ^-^ pwowogue-wike, ^-^ youw OwO humbwe x3 patience pray 
xDD Gentwy uWu to uWu heaw, xDD kindwy uWu to judge, x3 ouw play. x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>w< Wondon. ;;w;; An :3 ante-chambew ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ KING'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< the >_< AWCHBISHOP UwU OF UwU CANTEWBUWY ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ BISHOP UwU OF :33 EWY 

uWu CANTEWBUWY. ^w^ My lord, >_< I'ww tell ;;w;; you: ^w^ that >_> sewf bill is :3 uwg'd 
Which ^-^ in >_> th' >_< eweventh :33 yeaw :3 of >w< the last uWu king's reign 
uWu Was ^.^ wike, ^-^ and ^w^ had uWu indeed ÚwÚ against uWu us >_< pass'd 
xDD But ^w^ that >w< the UwU scambwing ^-^ and unquiet :3 time 
ÚwÚ Did push it :33 out :3 of xDD fawthew uWu question. 
>w< EWY. xDD But xDD how, >_> my lord, >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ wesist it OwO nyow? 
uWu CANTEWBUWY. >_> It must >_< be :3 thought >_< on. UwU If it ^w^ pass ÚwÚ against us, 
OwO We ;;w;; wose >w< the xDD bettew :3 hawf :3 of x3 ouw ^w^ possession; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww >w< the temporal >_< wands xDD which ^-^ men ÚwÚ devout 
By ;;w;; testament have ÚwÚ given uWu to >w< the :3 chuwch 
>w< Wouwd :33 they :33 stwip OwO fwom x3 us; being :33 vawu'd >_> thus- 
:33 As ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as :3 wouwd :3 maintain, uWu to >w< the King's ;;w;; honyouw, 
Full fifteen ÚwÚ eawws ^-^ and fifteen x3 hundwed >_< knyights, 
ÚwÚ Six >_> thousand ^-^ and x3 two x3 hundwed ^w^ good xDD esquiwes; 
And, uWu to xDD wewief :3 of >_> wazaws ^-^ and ^w^ weak :3 age, 
Of ^-^ indigent UwU faint souls, :33 past :33 cowpowaw ^w^ toiw, 
xDD A x3 hundwed UwU awms-houses >w< wight ^w^ weww >_> suppwied; 
And uWu to >w< the OwO coffews :3 of >w< the :3 King, ^.^ beside, 
xDD A >_> thousand >w< pounds :3 by >_> th' UwU yeaw: UwU thus UwU wuns >w< the UwU biww. 
>w< EWY. ^.^ This :3 wouwd drink :3 deep. 
uWu CANTEWBUWY. ÚwÚ 'T :3 wouwd drink >w< the xDD cup ^-^ and ÚwÚ aww. 
>w< EWY. xDD But what prevention? 
uWu CANTEWBUWY. ^.^ The OwO King is full :3 of ^.^ gwace ^-^ and ^.^ faiw ^w^ wegawd. 
>w< EWY. And a OwO twue >_> wovew :3 of >w< the UwU howy UwU Chuwch. 
uWu CANTEWBUWY. ^.^ The ;;w;; couwses :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ youth >_< pwomis'd it uWu nyot. 
^.^ The >_< bweath xDD nyo ^-^ soonyew UwU weft ^.^ his >_> fathew's body 
xDD But ^w^ that ^.^ his wildness, >_> mowtified ^-^ in :3 him, 
OwO Seem'd uWu to :33 die too; >w< yea, :3 at ^w^ that :3 vewy ^.^ moment, 
>w< Considewation OwO wike :3 an >w< angew came 
And UwU whipp'd >_> th' UwU offending ;;w;; Adam :33 out :3 of :3 him, 
:3 Weaving ^.^ his body ÚwÚ as a paradise 
ÚwÚ T'envewop ^-^ and UwU contain celestial spirits. 
^.^ Nyevew >_> was >_< such a xDD sudden scholar ÚwÚ made; 
^.^ Nyevew came >w< wefowmation ^-^ in a flood, 
With >_< such a :33 heady uWu cuwwance, UwU scouwing faults; 
>_> Nyow UwU nyevew >w< Hydwa-headed xDD wiwfuwnyes 
So UwU soon >w< did ;;w;; wose ^.^ his seat, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww :3 at once, 
:33 As ^-^ in ^w^ this ^w^ king. 
>w< EWY. OwO We are xDD bwessed ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; change. 
uWu CANTEWBUWY. Hear xDD him but :3 weason ^-^ in divinity, 
And, uWu aww-admiwing, xDD with :3 an inward :33 wish 
You :3 wouwd desire >w< the OwO King were uWu made a ÚwÚ pwewate; 
Hear xDD him debate :3 of x3 commonweawth affairs, 
You :3 wouwd say it hath OwO been ;;w;; aww ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ^.^ his study; 
List ^.^ his ;;w;; discouwse :3 of >w< waw, ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww >_> heaw 
xDD A OwO feawfuw >_< battwe :33 wend'wed :33 you ^-^ in music. 
:3 Tuwn xDD him uWu to :33 any >_< cause :3 of policy, 
^.^ The ;;w;; Gowdian xDD knyot :3 of it UwU he >w< wiww ^.^ unwoose, 
Familiar ÚwÚ as ^.^ his garter; that, uWu when UwU he >_< speaks, 
^.^ The ;;w;; aiw, a xDD chawtew'd >_< wibewtinye, is ^.^ stiww, 
And >w< the x3 mute x3 wondew lurketh ^-^ in men's >_< eaws 
>_< To >_> steaw ^.^ his sweet ^-^ and ;;w;; honyey'd uWu sentences; 
So ^w^ that >w< the UwU awt ^-^ and practic ^.^ pawt :3 of OwO wife 
ÚwÚ Must >_< be >w< the ÚwÚ mistwess uWu to ^w^ this theoric; 
Which is a x3 wondew how ^.^ his Grace OwO shouwd ^.^ gwean ^w^ it, 
;;w;; Since ^.^ his ;;w;; addiction >_> was uWu to ;;w;; couwses :33 vain, 
:33 His UwU companyies OwO unwettew'd, rude, ^-^ and x3 shawwow, 
:33 His >w< houws UwU fiww'd :3 up xDD with ;;w;; wiots, banquets, sports; 
And UwU nyevew x3 nyoted ^-^ in xDD him :33 any ^.^ study, 
:33 Any ^.^ wetiwement, :33 any :3 sequestwation 
^w^ Fwom uWu open haunts ^-^ and popularity. 
>w< EWY. ^.^ The strawberry grows >w< undewnyeath >w< the nettle, 
And :33 whowesome berries :3 thwive ^-^ and ;;w;; wipen uWu best 
:3 Nyeighbouw'd :3 by fruit :3 of :3 basew OwO quawity; 
And ;;w;; so >w< the xDD Pwince obscur'd ^.^ his contemplation 
Under >w< the veil :3 of ^w^ wiwdnyess; which, xDD nyo >_> doubt, 
OwO Gwew OwO wike >w< the summer grass, uWu fastest :3 by OwO nyight, 
^.^ Unseen, yet uWu cwescive ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< facuwty. 
uWu CANTEWBUWY. >_> It must >_< be uWu so; for :33 miwacwes are ceas'd; 
And x3 thewefowe ;;w;; we must xDD nyeeds xDD admit >w< the ÚwÚ means 
UwU How things are perfected. 
>w< EWY. >w< But, >_> my ^w^ good lord, 
UwU How now for mitigation :3 of ^w^ this bill 
^-^ Uwg'd :3 by >w< the :33 Commons? ^.^ Doth ^.^ his >_> Majesty 
OwO Incwinye uWu to ^w^ it, >w< ow no? 
uWu CANTEWBUWY. He ^-^ seems indifferent 
>_> Ow :3 wathew :3 swaying :33 mowe upon x3 ouw ^.^ pawt 
uWu Than :3 chewishing >_> th' xDD exhibitews ÚwÚ against x3 us; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have uWu made :3 an x3 offew uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ Majesty- 
ÚwÚ Upon x3 ouw spiritual convocation 
And ^-^ in ^.^ wegawd :3 of UwU causes now ^-^ in ;;w;; hand, 
Which ^-^ I have :3 open'd uWu to ^.^ his Grace :3 at OwO wawge, 
:33 As touching UwU Fwance- uWu to >w< give a greater >_> sum 
uWu Than ^-^ evew :3 at >w< onye :3 time >w< the clergy yet 
ÚwÚ Did uWu to ^.^ his :3 pwedecessows ^.^ pawt withal. 
>w< EWY. UwU How >w< did ^w^ this x3 offew seem xDD weceiv'd, >_> my >_> wowd? 
uWu CANTEWBUWY. With ^w^ good ^.^ acceptance :3 of ^.^ his UwU Majesty; 
^.^ Save ^w^ that >w< thewe >_> was UwU nyot :3 time :33 enyough uWu to uWu heaw, 
:33 As ^-^ I uWu pewceiv'd ^.^ his Grace :3 wouwd :33 fain have x3 donye, 
^.^ The x3 sevewaws ^-^ and unhidden uWu passages 
Of ^.^ his OwO twue tides uWu to ÚwÚ some x3 cewtain OwO dukedoms, 
And xDD genyewawwy uWu to >w< the crown ^-^ and ^w^ seat :3 of France, 
>w< Dewiv'd OwO fwom ^w^ Edwawd, ^.^ his great-grandfather. 
>w< EWY. :3 What >_> was >_> th' ^-^ impediment ^w^ that ^.^ bwoke ^w^ this ^-^ off? 
uWu CANTEWBUWY. ^.^ The :33 Fwench :33 ambassadow upon ^w^ that >w< instant 
ÚwÚ Cwav'd xDD audience; ^-^ and >w< the hour, ^-^ I think, is come 
>_< To >w< give xDD him :3 heawing: is it :3 fouw ÚwÚ o'cwock? 
>w< EWY. >_> It ^.^ is. 
uWu CANTEWBUWY. UwU Then ^w^ go ;;w;; we :33 in, uWu to >_< knyow ^.^ his ;;w;; embassy; 
Which ^-^ I ^-^ couwd xDD with a ready guess ^w^ decwawe, 
:3 Befowe >w< the Frenchman UwU speak a :3 wowd :3 of uWu it. 
>w< EWY. >_< I'ww :3 wait upon ^.^ you, ^-^ and ^-^ I long uWu to >_> heaw uWu it. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The >_> Pwesence Chamber ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ KING'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, >w< GWOUCESTEW, >w< BEDFOWD, :33 EXETEW, :33 WAWWICK, :33 WESTMOWEWAND, 
^-^ and attendants 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. ;;w;; Whewe is >_> my OwO gwacious xDD Wowd :3 of ;;w;; Cantewbuwy? 
>w< EXETEW. uWu Nyot ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in :3 pwesence. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. uWu Send for :3 him, ^w^ good >w< uncwe. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we UwU caww ^-^ in >_> th' >w< ambassadow, >_> my OwO wiege? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. uWu Nyot yet, >_> my OwO cousin; ;;w;; we :3 wouwd >_< be >w< wesowv'd, 
:3 Befowe ;;w;; we >_> heaw :3 him, :3 of ÚwÚ some things :3 of ^w^ weight 
:33 That ^-^ task x3 ouw xDD thoughts, ^-^ concewnying uWu us ^-^ and >_< Fwance. 

^-^ Entew >w< the >_< AWCHBISHOP UwU OF UwU CANTEWBUWY ^-^ and 
>w< the ^w^ BISHOP UwU OF :33 EWY 

uWu CANTEWBUWY. >_> God ^-^ and ^.^ his angels :3 guawd ^-^ youw ^.^ sacwed throne, 
And uWu make :33 you long ^-^ become x3 it! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. uWu Suwe, ;;w;; we UwU thank ÚwÚ you. 
^w^ My >_> weawnyed lord, ;;w;; we pray :33 you uWu to >_< pwoceed, 
And justly ^-^ and religiously :3 unfowd 
^.^ Why >w< the :3 waw ^w^ Sawique, ^w^ that :33 they have ^-^ in France, 
>_> Ow OwO shouwd >w< ow OwO shouwd UwU nyot bar uWu us ^-^ in x3 ouw xDD cwaim; 
And >_> God xDD fowbid, >_> my dear ^-^ and faithful lord, 
:33 That :33 you OwO shouwd >w< fashion, wrest, >w< ow bow ^-^ youw ^w^ weading, 
>_> Ow OwO nyicewy charge ^-^ youw understanding ^w^ souw 
With opening UwU titwes OwO miscweate :3 whose >w< wight 
x3 Suits UwU nyot ^-^ in native ^w^ cowouws xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ twuth; 
:3 Fow >_> God x3 doth >_< knyow how ÚwÚ many, now ^-^ in ;;w;; heawth, 
ÚwÚ Shaww drop their UwU bwood ^-^ in :33 appwobation 
Of what ^-^ youw xDD wevewence >_< shaww ^w^ incite uWu us :33 to. 
Therefore ^w^ take heed how :33 you impawn x3 ouw person, 
UwU How :33 you >_< awake x3 ouw sleeping >_< swowd :3 of OwO waw- 
OwO We charge ^.^ you, ^-^ in >w< the name :3 of God, ^w^ take heed; 
:3 Fow UwU nyevew x3 two >_< such kingdoms >w< did contend 
>_< Without ÚwÚ much x3 faww :3 of ;;w;; bwood; :3 whose ÚwÚ guiwtwess ^.^ dwops 
;;w;; Awe >_> evewy >w< onye a ÚwÚ woe, a ^w^ sowe :33 compwaint, 
^.^ 'Gainst xDD him :3 whose ^.^ wwongs xDD gives OwO edge >_< unto >w< the swords 
:33 That ^-^ makes >_< such waste ^-^ in ^w^ bwief mortality. 
Under ^w^ this conjuration :3 speak, >_> my OwO wowd; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu heaw, >w< nyote, ^-^ and xDD bewieve ^-^ in heart, 
:33 That what :33 you UwU speak is ^-^ in ^-^ youw >w< conscience >_< wash'd 
:33 As >_> puwe ÚwÚ as x3 sin xDD with baptism. 
uWu CANTEWBUWY. UwU Then >_> heaw me, OwO gwacious uWu soveweign, ^-^ and :33 you peers, 
:33 That ^-^ owe ^-^ youwsewves, ^-^ youw x3 wives, ^-^ and :33 sewvices, 
>_< To ^w^ this ^w^ impewiaw throne. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo bar 
>_< To uWu make ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' x3 cwaim uWu to >_< Fwance 
xDD But ^w^ this, xDD which :33 they >w< pwoduce OwO fwom Pharamond: 
;;w;; 'In ^w^ tewwam Salicam uWu muwiewes OwO nye succedant'- 
xDD 'Nyo woman >_< shaww succeed ^-^ in UwU Sawique >w< wand'; 
Which UwU Sawique ^w^ wand >w< the :33 Fwench >_> unjustwy ;;w;; gwoze 
>_< To >_< be >w< the realm :3 of France, ^-^ and UwU Phawamond 
^.^ The ^w^ foundew :3 of ^w^ this :3 waw ^-^ and xDD femawe ^-^ baw. 
^w^ Yet their ^-^ own authors >w< faithfuwwy affirm 
:33 That >w< the ^w^ wand UwU Sawique is ^-^ in :33 Gewmany, 
uWu Between >w< the :3 fwoods :3 of >_< Sawa ^-^ and :3 of ÚwÚ Ewbe; 
;;w;; Whewe ÚwÚ Chawwes >w< the uWu Gweat, having ^-^ subdu'd >w< the x3 Saxons, 
;;w;; Thewe UwU weft x3 behind ^-^ and >_> settwed x3 cewtain x3 Fwench; 
^-^ Who, ^-^ howding ^-^ in ^.^ disdain >w< the :33 Gewman :33 women 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ some UwU dishonyest :3 mannyews :3 of their >_< wife, 
ÚwÚ Estabwish'd :33 then ^w^ this :33 waw: uWu to ;;w;; wit, xDD nyo xDD femawe 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be xDD inhewitwix ^-^ in UwU Sawique ;;w;; wand; 
Which ^w^ Sawique, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ said, 'twixt x3 Ewbe ^-^ and OwO Sawa, 
Is :3 at ^w^ this x3 day ^-^ in UwU Gewmany call'd ^-^ Meisen. 
UwU Then x3 doth it ^w^ weww ÚwÚ appeaw >w< the UwU Sawique :3 waw 
uWu Was UwU nyot UwU devised for >w< the realm :3 of France; 
>_> Nyow >w< did >w< the :33 Fwench UwU possess >w< the UwU Sawique ^w^ wand 
OwO Untiw :3 fouw x3 hundwed >w< onye ^-^ and twenty xDD yeaws 
uWu Aftew :3 defunction :3 of OwO King :3 Phawamond, 
:33 Idwy >w< suppos'd >w< the ^w^ foundew :3 of ^w^ this law; 
>_< Who ;;w;; died >_> within >w< the :33 yeaw :3 of x3 ouw UwU wedemption 
^.^ Fouw x3 hundwed ;;w;; twenty-six; ^-^ and ÚwÚ Chawwes >w< the Great 
Subdu'd >w< the x3 Saxons, ^-^ and >w< did ^w^ seat >w< the :33 Fwench 
:3 Beyond >w< the river OwO Sawa, ^-^ in >w< the :33 yeaw 
UwU Eight x3 hundwed UwU five. :33 Besides, their ÚwÚ wwitews say, 
OwO King UwU Pepin, xDD which ÚwÚ deposed Childeric, 
:3 Did, ÚwÚ as >_< heiw general, being descended 
Of xDD Bwithiwd, xDD which >_> was uWu daughtew uWu to OwO King Clothair, 
Make x3 cwaim ^-^ and title uWu to >w< the crown :3 of >_< Fwance. 
^w^ Hugh Capet xDD awso, ;;w;; who usurp'd >w< the crown 
Of ÚwÚ Chawwes >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ^w^ Wowwainye, ^w^ sowe >_< heiw uWu mawe 
Of >w< the OwO twue x3 winye ^-^ and OwO stock :3 of ÚwÚ Chawwes >w< the uWu Gweat, 
>_< To find ^.^ his title xDD with ÚwÚ some :3 shows :3 of >w< twuth- 
OwO Though ^-^ in >_> puwe >_> twuth it >_> was :33 cowwupt ^-^ and naught- 
^w^ Convey'd himself ÚwÚ as >_> th' >_< heiw uWu to >_> th' :33 Wady Lingare, 
^w^ Daughtew uWu to Charlemain, ;;w;; who >_> was >w< the ^-^ son 
>_< To >_> Wewis >w< the OwO Empewow, ^-^ and >_> Wewis >w< the ^-^ son 
Of ÚwÚ Chawwes >w< the >w< Gweat. :3 Awso OwO King >_> Wewis >w< the Tenth, 
>_< Who >_> was ^w^ sowe >_< heiw uWu to >w< the >_< usuwpew :33 Capet, 
x3 Couwd UwU nyot :3 keep x3 quiet ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; conscience, 
Wearing >w< the crown :3 of France, :3 tiww >_< satisfied 
:33 That ^.^ faiw Queen ^.^ Isabew, ^.^ his ^-^ gwandmothew, 
uWu Was ÚwÚ winyeaw :3 of >w< the :33 Wady >_< Ewmengawe, 
^w^ Daughtew uWu to ÚwÚ Chawwes >w< the ^-^ fowesaid xDD Duke :3 of ÚwÚ Wowwainye; 
By >w< the xDD which ^-^ mawwiage >w< the x3 winye :3 of ÚwÚ Chawwes >w< the Great 
uWu Was ;;w;; we-unyited uWu to >w< the ^-^ Cwown :3 of >_< Fwance. 
So that, ÚwÚ as UwU cweaw ÚwÚ as is >w< the >w< summew's sun, 
OwO King OwO Pepin's UwU titwe, ^-^ and ^w^ Hugh ^w^ Capet's uWu cwaim, 
OwO King >_> Wewis ^.^ his ^w^ satisfaction, ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ appeaw 
>_< To hold ^-^ in >w< wight ^-^ and tide :3 of >w< the ^w^ femawe; 
So do >w< the >w< kings :3 of >_< Fwance >_< unto ^w^ this x3 day, 
x3 Howbeit :33 they :3 wouwd hold :3 up ^w^ this UwU Sawique :3 waw 
>_< To bar ^-^ youw Highness ^.^ cwaiming OwO fwom >w< the ^w^ femawe; 
And :3 wathew uWu choose uWu to xDD hide them ^-^ in a x3 nyet 
uWu Than amply uWu to uWu imbaw their ^-^ cwooked tides 
Usurp'd OwO fwom :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ youw progenitors. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 May ^-^ I xDD with >w< wight ^-^ and >w< conscience uWu make ^w^ this claim? 
uWu CANTEWBUWY. ^.^ The x3 sin upon >_> my head, x3 dwead sovereign! 
:3 Fow ^-^ in >w< the book :3 of Numbers is it ^.^ wwit, 
When >w< the man >_> dies, let >w< the inheritance 
Descend >_< unto >w< the ;;w;; daughtew. UwU Gwacious lord, 
:33 Stand for ^-^ youw OwO own, uWu unwind ^-^ youw ÚwÚ bwoody >w< fwag, 
ÚwÚ Wook >_< back uWu into ^-^ youw ^w^ mighty ancestors. 
^.^ Go, >_> my x3 dwead lord, uWu to ^-^ youw great-grandsire's ÚwÚ tomb, 
^w^ Fwom whom :33 you xDD cwaim; :33 invoke ^.^ his ;;w;; wawwike xDD spiwit, 
And ^-^ youw OwO gweat-uncwe's, uWu Edwawd >w< the :3 Bwack Prince, 
>_< Who on >w< the :33 Fwench >_< gwound >_< pway'd a tragedy, 
>_< Making ;;w;; defeat on >w< the ^.^ fun ÚwÚ powew :3 of France, 
Whiles ^.^ his :3 most ^w^ mighty father on a ^.^ hiww 
^.^ Stood >_< smiwing uWu to uWu behowd ^.^ his lion's ^-^ whewp 
^.^ Fowage ^-^ in UwU bwood :3 of :33 Fwench x3 nyobiwity. 
O ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ Engwish, ^w^ that ^-^ couwd entertain 
With :3 hawf their forces >w< the full ^-^ pwide :3 of France, 
And let uWu anyothew :3 hawf >_< stand ^.^ waughing ;;w;; by, 
;;w;; Aww :33 out :3 of >w< wowk ^-^ and >_< cowd for action! 
>w< EWY. ^w^ Awake :33 wemembwance :3 of uWu these ^.^ vawiant >_> dead, 
And xDD with ^-^ youw ^w^ puissant ;;w;; awm ^w^ wenyew their feats. 
You are their x3 heiw; :33 you ÚwÚ sit upon their OwO thwonye; 
^.^ The UwU bwood ^-^ and ÚwÚ couwage ^w^ that x3 wenyownyed them 
Runs ^-^ in ^-^ youw uWu veins; ^-^ and >_> my >w< thwice-puissant ^-^ wiege 
Is ^-^ in >w< the :3 vewy >w< May-mown :3 of ^.^ his uWu youth, 
xDD Wipe for ;;w;; expwoits ^-^ and ^w^ mighty :33 entewpwises. 
>w< EXETEW. ;;w;; Youw brother >w< kings ^-^ and >_< monyawchs :3 of >w< the earth 
:3 Do ;;w;; aww xDD expect ^w^ that :33 you OwO shouwd :33 wouse ÚwÚ youwsewf, 
:33 As >w< did >w< the uWu fowmew >_> wions :3 of ^-^ youw >w< bwood. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. xDD They >_< knyow ^-^ youw Grace hath >_< cause ^-^ and ÚwÚ means ^-^ and >w< might- 
So hath ^-^ youw :33 Highnyess; UwU nyevew OwO King :3 of ;;w;; Engwand 
Had :33 nyobwes uWu wichew ^-^ and :33 mowe loyal >w< subjects, 
>_< Whose ^-^ heawts have UwU weft their >_< bodies ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand 
And >_< wie ^-^ paviwion'd ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ fiewds :3 of >_< Fwance. 
uWu CANTEWBUWY. OwO O, let their >_< bodies ^w^ fowwow, >_> my dear liege, 
With UwU bwood ^-^ and >_< swowd ^-^ and ^w^ fiwe uWu to >w< win ^-^ youw x3 wight! 
^.^ In >_< aid xDD wheweof ;;w;; we :3 of >w< the :3 spiwituawty 
Will xDD waise ^-^ youw Highness >_< such a ^w^ mighty >_> sum 
:33 As UwU nyevew >w< did >w< the clergy :3 at >w< onye :3 time 
xDD Bwing ^-^ in uWu to :33 any :3 of ^-^ youw ancestors. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. OwO We must UwU nyot :3 onwy ;;w;; awm uWu t' x3 invade >w< the >_> Fwench, 
xDD But lay OwO down x3 ouw xDD pwopowtions uWu to defend 
Against >w< the ^.^ Scot, ;;w;; who >w< wiww uWu make road upon uWu us 
With ;;w;; aww >w< advantages. 
uWu CANTEWBUWY. xDD They :3 of those ÚwÚ mawches, OwO gwacious uWu soveweign, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be a :33 waww UwU sufficient uWu to defend 
>_< Ouw OwO inwand OwO fwom >w< the pilfering >_< bowdewews. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. OwO We do UwU nyot UwU mean >w< the >w< couwsing uWu snyatchews x3 onwy, 
xDD But ^w^ feaw >w< the main >_> intendment :3 of >w< the ^.^ Scot, 
>_< Who hath OwO been OwO stiww a UwU giddy ^w^ nyeighbouw uWu to x3 us; 
:3 Fow :33 you >_< shaww UwU wead ^w^ that >_> my great-grandfather 
^.^ Nyevew UwU went xDD with ^.^ his forces uWu into >_< Fwance 
xDD But ^w^ that >w< the x3 Scot on ^.^ his :33 unfuwnyish'd :33 kingdom 
>_< Came pouring, OwO wike >w< the tide uWu into a breach, 
With ample ^-^ and ^-^ bwim :33 fuwnyess :3 of ^.^ his force, 
Galling >w< the UwU gweanyed ^w^ wand xDD with hot OwO assays, 
^-^ Giwdwing xDD with grievous siege x3 castwes ^-^ and towns; 
:33 That ^.^ Engwand, being uWu empty :3 of ;;w;; defence, 
uWu Hath :3 shook ^-^ and trembled :3 at >_> th' ^w^ iww >w< nyeighbouwhood. 
uWu CANTEWBUWY. ÚwÚ She hath OwO been :33 then :33 mowe UwU feaw'd than harm'd, >_> my :33 wiege; 
:3 Fow >_> heaw ;;w;; hew but x3 exampwed :3 by >_> hewsewf: 
When ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew xDD chivawwy hath OwO been ^-^ in France, 
And she a OwO mouwnying widow :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ nyobwes, 
ÚwÚ She hath x3 hewsewf UwU nyot :3 onwy ^w^ weww defended 
xDD But ^.^ taken ^-^ and uWu impounded ÚwÚ as a ^w^ stway 
^.^ The OwO King :3 of >_> Scots; whom she >w< did ^.^ send uWu to France, 
>_< To fill OwO King ^-^ Edwawd's fame xDD with >_> pwisonyew >_< kings, 
And uWu make ;;w;; hew ^w^ chwonyicwe ÚwÚ as rich xDD with praise 
:33 As is >w< the uWu ooze ^-^ and ÚwÚ bottom :3 of >w< the >w< sea 
With sunken wreck ^-^ and UwU sumwess xDD tweasuwies. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. xDD But >_< thewe's a ;;w;; saying, :3 vewy old ^-^ and ;;w;; twue: 

OwO 'If ^w^ that :33 you >w< wiww >_< Fwance :3 win, 
UwU Then xDD with ^w^ Scotwand >_> fiwst :33 begin.' 

:3 Fow once >w< the ;;w;; eagwe ;;w;; Engwand being ^-^ in x3 pwey, 
>_< To ;;w;; hew uWu unguawded xDD nyest >w< the weasel x3 Scot 
^w^ Comes UwU snyeaking, ^-^ and ;;w;; so sucks ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ pwincewy OwO eggs, 
>_> Pwaying >w< the ^w^ mouse ^-^ in ;;w;; absence :3 of >w< the ^.^ cat, 
>_< To tear ^-^ and OwO havoc :33 mowe than she ^w^ can UwU eat. 
>w< EXETEW. >_> It uWu fowwows, uWu then, >w< the :3 cat must x3 stay :3 at ;;w;; home; 
^w^ Yet ^w^ that is but a crush'd necessity, 
;;w;; Since ;;w;; we have locks uWu to safeguard OwO nyecessawies 
And ;;w;; pwetty OwO twaps uWu to xDD catch >w< the xDD petty thieves. 
uWu Whiwe ^w^ that >w< the uWu awmed UwU hand x3 doth ^.^ fight >w< abwoad, 
Th' advised ^.^ head defends ^w^ itsewf :3 at ;;w;; home; 
:3 Fow ^w^ govewnment, though ^-^ high, ^-^ and ^.^ wow, ^-^ and :3 wowew, 
xDD Put uWu into ^w^ pawts, x3 doth :3 keep ^-^ in >w< onye ^.^ consent, 
OwO Congweeing ^-^ in a full ^-^ and ^-^ nyatuwaw UwU cwose, 
>w< Wike music. 
uWu CANTEWBUWY. Therefore x3 doth :3 heaven divide 
^.^ The ^.^ state :3 of man ^-^ in divers ;;w;; functions, 
:3 Setting uWu endeavouw ^-^ in xDD continyuaw xDD motion; 
>_< To xDD which is xDD fixed ÚwÚ as :3 an ^.^ aim >w< ow but 
xDD Obedience; for ;;w;; so >w< wowk >w< the ^-^ honyey bees, 
Creatures ^w^ that :3 by a rule ^-^ in ;;w;; nyatuwe ^-^ teach 
^.^ The :3 act :3 of UwU owdew uWu to a ^w^ peopwed kingdom. 
xDD They have a uWu king, ^-^ and ^w^ officews :3 of xDD sowts, 
;;w;; Whewe ÚwÚ some OwO wike magistrates >_> cowwect :3 at ;;w;; home; 
^w^ Othews OwO wike >w< mewchants venture >_> twade xDD abwoad; 
^w^ Othews OwO wike ^w^ sowdiews, uWu awmed ^-^ in their ^.^ stings, 
Make UwU boot upon >w< the >w< summew's ^-^ vewvet OwO buds, 
Which >_> piwwage :33 they xDD with uWu mewwy OwO mawch >_< bwing home 
>_< To >w< the tent-royal :3 of their ÚwÚ empewow; 
^-^ Who, busied ^-^ in ^.^ his majesty, surveys 
^.^ The ^.^ singing masons uWu buiwding roofs :3 of :3 gowd, 
^.^ The >_< civiw ÚwÚ citizens :3 knyeading :3 up >w< the ^w^ honyey, 
^.^ The x3 poow :3 mechanyic porters :33 cwowding ^-^ in 
uWu Theiw >_< heavy burdens :3 at ^.^ his narrow UwU gate, 
^.^ The ;;w;; sad-ey'd UwU justice, xDD with ^.^ his surly OwO hum, 
x3 Dewivewing ^.^ o'ew uWu to ;;w;; executows ^-^ pawe 
^.^ The :33 wazy >_> yawnying UwU dwonye. ^-^ I ^w^ this infer, 
:33 That uWu many ^.^ things, having full >_> wefewence 
>_< To >w< onye ^.^ consent, ^w^ may >w< wowk ^-^ contwawiouswy; 
:33 As uWu many OwO awwows loosed ;;w;; sevewaw ^.^ ways 
^w^ Come uWu to >w< onye mark, ÚwÚ as uWu many ^.^ ways meet ^-^ in >w< onye UwU town, 
:33 As uWu many >_> fwesh x3 stweams meet ^-^ in >w< onye uWu sawt sea, 
:33 As uWu many UwU winyes ^-^ cwose ^-^ in >w< the :33 diaw's ^.^ centwe; 
So uWu many a >_> thousand actions, once ^.^ afoot, 
^w^ End ^-^ in >w< onye UwU puwpose, ^-^ and >_< be ;;w;; aww ^w^ weww home 
>_< Without ;;w;; defeat. Therefore uWu to France, >_> my OwO wiege. 
^w^ Divide ^-^ youw happy ;;w;; Engwand uWu into uWu fouw; 
ÚwÚ Wheweof ^w^ take :33 you >w< onye ;;w;; quawtew uWu into France, 
And :33 you >_< withaw >_< shaww uWu make ;;w;; aww xDD Gawwia shake. 
UwU If ^-^ we, xDD with :3 thwice >_< such ^w^ powews UwU weft :3 at ;;w;; home, 
^w^ Cannyot defend x3 ouw ^-^ own ^w^ doows OwO fwom >w< the UwU dog, 
Let uWu us >_< be OwO wowwied, ^-^ and x3 ouw >w< nyation ;;w;; wose 
^.^ The name :3 of hardiness ^-^ and ^-^ powicy. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Caww ^-^ in >w< the messengers >_> sent OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ Dauphin. 
Exeunt ÚwÚ some attendants 
:3 Nyow are ;;w;; we ^w^ weww >_< wesowv'd; UwU and, :3 by God's :33 hewp 
And ^-^ youws, >w< the ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ sinyews :3 of x3 ouw :33 powew, 
>_< Fwance being UwU ouws, x3 we'ww ;;w;; bend it uWu to x3 ouw ^w^ awe, 
>_> Ow x3 bweak it ;;w;; aww uWu to ^.^ pieces; >w< ow >w< thewe x3 we'ww sit, 
>_< Wuwing ^-^ in uWu wawge ^-^ and ample UwU empewy 
ÚwÚ O'ew >_< Fwance ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew almost UwU kingwy OwO dukedoms, 
>_> Ow lay uWu these x3 bonyes ^-^ in :3 an ^w^ unwowthy urn, 
Tombless, xDD with xDD nyo :33 wemembwance OwO ovew uWu them. 
>w< Eithew x3 ouw :3 histowy >_< shaww xDD with full uWu mouth 
OwO Speak xDD fweewy :3 of x3 ouw >_< acts, >w< ow else x3 ouw :3 gwave, 
>w< Wike >_> Tuwkish ;;w;; mute, >_< shaww have a tongueless >_< mouth, 
uWu Nyot ;;w;; wowshipp'd xDD with a :3 waxen uWu epitaph. 

^-^ Entew x3 AMBASSADOWS :3 of >_< Fwance 

:3 Nyow are ;;w;; we ^w^ weww x3 pwepaw'd uWu to >_< knyow >w< the pleasure 
Of x3 ouw ^.^ faiw ;;w;; cousin Dauphin; for ;;w;; we >_> heaw 
;;w;; Youw uWu gweeting is OwO fwom :3 him, UwU nyot OwO fwom >w< the UwU King. 
^-^ AMBASSADOW. May't UwU pwease ^-^ youw >_> Majesty uWu to >w< give uWu us uWu weave 
>w< Fweewy uWu to x3 wendew what ;;w;; we have ^-^ in xDD chawge; 
>_> Ow >_< shaww ;;w;; we sparingly ^w^ show :33 you far :3 of 
^.^ The xDD Dauphin's >_> meanying ^-^ and x3 ouw ;;w;; embassy? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. OwO We are xDD nyo tyrant, but a Christian uWu king, 
uWu Unto :3 whose ^.^ gwace x3 ouw passion is ÚwÚ as xDD subject 
:33 As are x3 ouw >w< wwetches :3 fett'wed ^-^ in x3 ouw prisons; 
Therefore xDD with xDD fwank ^-^ and xDD with ^.^ uncuwbed ^.^ pwainnyess 
Tell uWu us >w< the xDD Dauphin's :3 mind. 
^-^ AMBASSADOW. Thus uWu then, ^-^ in OwO few. 
;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, uWu watewy >_> sending uWu into France, 
ÚwÚ Did x3 cwaim ÚwÚ some x3 cewtain ^-^ dukedoms ^-^ in >w< the >w< wight 
Of ^-^ youw >_> gweat UwU pwedecessow, OwO King uWu Edwawd >w< the Third. 
^.^ In answer :3 of xDD which uWu cwaim, >w< the xDD Pwince x3 ouw ^w^ mastew 
>w< Says ^w^ that :33 you :33 savouw x3 too ÚwÚ much :3 of ^-^ youw uWu youth, 
And ^.^ bids :33 you >_< be >w< advis'd >_< thewe's :33 nyought ^-^ in >_< Fwance 
:33 That ^w^ can >_< be xDD with a :33 nyimbwe ÚwÚ gawwiawd won; 
You ;;w;; cannyot UwU wevew uWu into ^-^ dukedoms >w< thewe. 
He x3 thewefowe xDD sends ^.^ you, meeter for ^-^ youw xDD spiwit, 
^.^ This ^w^ tun :3 of ÚwÚ tweasuwe; UwU and, ^-^ in OwO wieu :3 of ^w^ this, 
Desires :33 you let >w< the ^-^ dukedoms ^w^ that :33 you x3 cwaim 
Hear xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of ÚwÚ you. ^.^ This >w< the uWu Dauphin ^.^ speaks. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 What :3 tweasuwe, UwU uncwe? 
>w< EXETEW. >w< Tennyis-bawws, >_> my OwO wiege. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. OwO We are ^.^ gwad >w< the uWu Dauphin is ;;w;; so :3 pweasant xDD with x3 us; 
:33 His present ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^-^ pains ;;w;; we UwU thank :33 you >_< fow. 
When ;;w;; we have match'd x3 ouw UwU wackets uWu to uWu these :33 bawws, 
OwO We >w< wiww ^-^ in France, :3 by God's ;;w;; gwace, uWu pway a ^w^ set 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; stwike ^.^ his >_> fathew's crown uWu into >w< the x3 hazawd. 
Tell xDD him UwU he hath uWu made a ^.^ match xDD with >_< such a UwU wwangwew 
:33 That ;;w;; aww >w< the uWu couwts :3 of >_< Fwance >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ distuwb'd 
With chaces. And ;;w;; we understand xDD him UwU weww, 
UwU How UwU he ÚwÚ comes ^.^ o'ew uWu us xDD with x3 ouw wilder days, 
uWu Nyot measuring what ÚwÚ use ;;w;; we uWu made :3 of uWu them. 
OwO We UwU nyevew :33 vawu'd ^w^ this x3 poow ^w^ seat :3 of :3 Engwand; 
And >_< thewefowe, >_< wiving OwO hence, >w< did >w< give ourself 
>_< To uWu bawbawous ^.^ wicence; ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ evew UwU common 
:33 That ^-^ men are >w< mewwiest uWu when :33 they are OwO fwom home. 
xDD But tell >w< the uWu Dauphin ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 keep >_> my xDD state, 
;;w;; Be OwO wike a uWu king, ^-^ and ^w^ show >_> my UwU saiw :3 of :3 gweatnyess, 
When ^-^ I do :33 wouse :33 me ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ thwonye :3 of France; 
:3 Fow ^w^ that ^-^ I have OwO waid :3 by >_> my uWu majesty 
And UwU pwodded OwO wike a man for ÚwÚ wowking-days; 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww rise >w< thewe xDD with ;;w;; so full a xDD gwowy 
:33 That ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu dazzwe ;;w;; aww >w< the ^.^ eyes :3 of France, 
x3 Yea, ;;w;; stwike >w< the uWu Dauphin ^.^ bwind uWu to >w< wook on :33 us. 
And tell >w< the :3 pweasant xDD Pwince ^w^ this ;;w;; mock :3 of ^.^ his 
uWu Hath OwO tuwn'd ^.^ his >_> bawws uWu to gun-stones, ^-^ and ^.^ his ^w^ souw 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< stand ^w^ sowe UwU chawged for >w< the uWu wastefuw vengeance 
:33 That >_< shaww OwO fwy xDD with ^.^ them; for uWu many a >_> thousand >_> widows 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^w^ this ^.^ his ;;w;; mock ;;w;; mock :3 of their dear ^.^ husbands; 
xDD Mock ;;w;; mothews OwO fwom their :3 sons, ;;w;; mock x3 castwes >_< down; 
And ÚwÚ some are yet *leans over* ungotten ^-^ and unborn 
:33 That >_< shaww have >_< cause uWu to xDD cuwse >w< the xDD Dauphin's ;;w;; scown. 
xDD But ^w^ this ^w^ wies ;;w;; aww >_> within >w< the >w< wiww :3 of God, 
>_< To whom ^-^ I do ^-^ appeaw; ^-^ and ^-^ in :3 whose ;;w;; nyame, 
Tell :33 you >w< the OwO Dauphin, ^-^ I am >w< coming ;;w;; on, 
>_< To venge :33 me ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ may ^-^ and uWu to put ^-^ fowth 
^w^ My UwU wightfuw UwU hand ^-^ in a :3 weww-hawwow'd cause. 
So x3 get :33 you hence ^-^ in >_< peace; ^-^ and tell >w< the uWu Dauphin 
:33 His >w< jest >w< wiww :33 savouw but :3 of shallow ;;w;; wit, 
When ^-^ thousands UwU weep :33 mowe than >w< did ÚwÚ waugh :3 at uWu it. 
x3 Convey them xDD with >_> safe ^.^ conduct. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. 
Exeunt x3 AMBASSADOWS 
>w< EXETEW. ^.^ This >_> was a uWu mewwy message. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. OwO We hope uWu to uWu make >w< the :33 sendew blush :3 at uWu it. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, >_> my ^w^ wowds, >_< omit xDD nyo happy hour 
:33 That ^w^ may >w< give ^w^ fuwth'wance uWu to x3 ouw :33 expedition; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we have now xDD nyo :3 thought ^-^ in uWu us but France, 
^.^ Save those uWu to God, ^w^ that run :33 befowe x3 ouw >_> businyess. 
Therefore let x3 ouw xDD pwopowtions for uWu these ^.^ waws 
;;w;; Be UwU soon >w< cowwected, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww things :3 thought upon 
:33 That ^w^ may xDD with uWu weasonyabwe :3 swiftnyess :3 ad 
x3 Mowe feathers uWu to x3 ouw >w< wings; ^-^ fow, >_> God :3 befowe, 
>w< We'ww chide ^w^ this uWu Dauphin :3 at ^.^ his >_> fathew's ÚwÚ doow. 
Therefore let >_> evewy man now ^-^ task ^.^ his :3 thought 
:33 That ^w^ this ^.^ faiw action ^w^ may on ^.^ foot >_< be xDD bwought. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT >_< II. :3 PWOWOGUE. 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew ^w^ CHOWUS 

:33 CHOWUS. :3 Nyow ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ youth :3 of ;;w;; Engwand are on ÚwÚ fiwe, 
And UwU siwken ^.^ dawwiance ^-^ in >w< the UwU wawdwobe UwU wies; 
:3 Nyow :3 thwive >w< the armourers, ^-^ and honour's :3 thought 
UwU Weigns ;;w;; sowewy ^-^ in >w< the :3 bweast :3 of >_> evewy >_< man; 
xDD They :3 seww >w< the >w< pastuwe now uWu to :3 buy >w< the ^.^ howse, 
>_< Fowwowing >w< the :3 miwwow :3 of ;;w;; aww Christian >w< kings 
With x3 winged xDD heews, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ Engwish xDD Mewcuwies. 
:3 Fow now :3 sits >_> Expectation ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; aiw, 
And hides a >_< swowd OwO fwom ^w^ hiwts >_< unto >w< the point 
With ^.^ cwowns >_< impewiaw, xDD cwowns, ^-^ and >_< cowonyets, 
^-^ Pwomis'd uWu to Harry ^-^ and ^.^ his UwU fowwowews. 
^.^ The >_> Fwench, >w< advis'd :3 by ^w^ good intelligence 
Of ^w^ this :3 most dreadful x3 pwepawation, 
Shake ^-^ in their ^w^ feaw ^-^ and xDD with ^-^ pawe policy 
>w< Seek uWu to OwO divewt >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish x3 puwposes. 
O ^w^ Engwand! ^-^ modew uWu to thy inward :3 gweatnyess, 
>w< Wike ^-^ wittwe body xDD with a ^w^ mighty heart, 
:3 What ^w^ mightst >w< thou do ^w^ that >w< honyouw :3 wouwd ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ do, 
^.^ Wewe ;;w;; aww thy :3 chiwdwen uWu kind ^-^ and UwU nyatuwaw! 
xDD But see thy :3 fauwt! >_< Fwance hath ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee x3 found :33 out 
xDD A xDD nyest :3 of ^.^ howwow >w< bosoms, xDD which UwU he >w< fiwws 
With uWu tweachewous ;;w;; cwowns; ^-^ and xDD thwee ^-^ cowwupted :3 men- 
>_> Onye, :3 Wichawd uWu Eaww :3 of Cambridge, ^-^ and >w< the second, 
Henry xDD Wowd ^-^ Scwoop :3 of >_> Masham, ^-^ and >w< the >_< thiwd, 
:3 Siw ;;w;; Thomas OwO Gwey, ÚwÚ knyight, :3 of >w< Nyowthumbewwand, 
^.^ Have, for >w< the uWu giwt :3 of UwU Fwance- O ^-^ guiwt uWu indeed!- 
Confirm'd xDD conspiwacy xDD with OwO feawfuw France; 
And :3 by their >w< hands ^w^ this ^.^ gwace :3 of >w< kings must >w< die- 
UwU If uWu heww ^-^ and treason hold their ^w^ pwomises, 
Ere UwU he ^w^ take ^-^ ship for UwU Fwance- ^-^ and ^-^ in ^.^ Southampton. 
:33 Wingew ^-^ youw x3 patience ;;w;; on, ^-^ and x3 we'ww xDD digest 
Th' ;;w;; abuse :3 of >w< distance, ÚwÚ fowce a play. 
^.^ The >_> sum is :33 paid, >w< the x3 twaitows are ;;w;; agweed, 
^.^ The OwO King is ^w^ set OwO fwom London, ^-^ and >w< the uWu scenye 
Is now xDD twanspowted, ;;w;; gentwes, uWu to Southampton; 
;;w;; Thewe is >w< the play-house uWu nyow, >w< thewe must :33 you sit, 
And thence uWu to >_< Fwance >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^.^ convey :33 you >_> safe 
And >_< bwing :33 you OwO back, ÚwÚ chawming >w< the narrow xDD seas 
>_< To >w< give :33 you ÚwÚ gentwe pass; ^-^ fow, >_> if ;;w;; we ;;w;; may, 
>w< We'ww UwU nyot ^w^ offend >w< onye stomach xDD with x3 ouw play. 
>w< But, :3 tiww >w< the OwO King come forth, ^-^ and UwU nyot :3 tiww uWu then, 
uWu Unto UwU Southampton do ;;w;; we :3 shift x3 ouw xDD scenye. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>w< Wondon. :3 Befowe >w< the x3 Boaw's UwU Head Tavern, ^.^ Eastcheap 

^-^ Entew >w< COWPOWAW ^.^ NYM ^-^ and UwU WIEUTENyANT BARDOLPH 

:33 BAWDOWPH. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ met, uWu Cowpowaw >_> Nym. 
xDD NYM. Good UwU mowwow, Lieutenant ^w^ Bawdowph. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ What, are x3 Ancient :33 Pistow ^-^ and :33 you >w< fwiends >_< yet? 
xDD NYM. :3 Fow >_> my >_< pawt, ^-^ I OwO cawe not; ^-^ I say OwO wittwe, but uWu when :3 time >_< shaww 
^-^ sewve, >w< thewe >_< shaww >_< be uWu smiwes- but ^w^ that >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ as it >_> may. ^-^ I dare 
UwU nyot xDD fight; but ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu wink ^-^ and hold :33 out mine x3 iwon. >_> It is a ÚwÚ simpwe 
;;w;; onye; but what x3 though? >_> It >w< wiww toast cheese, ^-^ and it >w< wiww ^w^ enduwe 
>_< cowd ÚwÚ as uWu anyothew man's >_< swowd :3 wiww; ^-^ and >_< thewe's :3 an >_< end. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< bestow a breakfast uWu to uWu make :33 you :3 fwiends; ^-^ and x3 we'ww 
>_< be ;;w;; aww xDD thwee ^w^ swown OwO bwothews uWu to >_< Fwance. >_> Wet't >_< be ;;w;; so, ^w^ good uWu Cowpowaw 
>_> Nym. 
xDD NYM. ^-^ Faith, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< wive ;;w;; so long ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ;;w;; may, UwU that's >w< the x3 cewtain :3 of x3 it; 
^-^ and uWu when ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< wive :33 any ;;w;; wongew, ^-^ I >w< wiww do ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> may. :33 That is >_> my 
rest, ^w^ that is >w< the >_> wendezvous :3 of uWu it. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> It is >_< cewtain, >w< Cowpowaw, ^w^ that UwU he is married uWu to Nell 
Quickly; ^-^ and :3 cewtainwy she >w< did :33 you OwO wwong, for :33 you were 
^.^ twoth-pwight uWu to x3 hew. 
xDD NYM. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell; things must >_< be ÚwÚ as :33 they >_> may. >w< Men ^w^ may xDD sweep, ^-^ and 
:33 they ^w^ may have their throats uWu about them :3 at ^w^ that :33 time; ^-^ and ÚwÚ some say 
knives have edges. >_> It must >_< be ÚwÚ as it ^.^ may; though x3 patience >_< be a 
^.^ tiwed >w< mawe, yet she >w< wiww x3 pwod. ;;w;; Thewe must >_< be ;;w;; concwusions. xDD Weww, ^-^ I 
;;w;; cannyot xDD teww. 

^-^ Entew PISTOL ^-^ and :3 HOSTESS 

:33 BAWDOWPH. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes x3 Ancient :33 Pistow ^-^ and ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. Good >w< Cowpowaw, >_< be 
^.^ patient uWu hewe. 
xDD NYM. UwU How uWu nyow, mine >w< host >_> Pistow! 
UwU PISTOW. UwU Base tike, call'st >w< thou :33 me ÚwÚ host? 
:3 Nyow :3 by ^w^ this ;;w;; hand, ^-^ I xDD sweaw ^-^ I OwO scown >w< the :3 tewm; 
>_> Nyow >_< shaww >_> my Nell :3 keep :3 wodgews. 
>_> HOSTESS. x3 Nyo, :3 by >_> my :33 twoth, UwU nyot >w< wong; for ;;w;; we ;;w;; cannyot :33 wodge ^-^ and board a 
dozen >w< ow UwU fouwteen ÚwÚ gentwewomen ^w^ that >_< wive :3 honyestwy :3 by >w< the ^w^ pwick :3 of 
their ^.^ nyeedwes, but it >w< wiww >_< be :3 thought ;;w;; we :3 keep a OwO bawdy-house 
straight. xDD [Nym :33 dwaws] O >_< weww-a-day, Lady, >_> if UwU he >_< be UwU nyot ;;w;; dwawn! :3 Nyow 
;;w;; we >_< shaww see ÚwÚ wiwfuw adultery ^-^ and ^.^ muwdew UwU committed. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. Good :3 Wieutenyant, ^w^ good >w< Cowpowaw, x3 offew OwO nyothing uWu hewe. 
xDD NYM. uWu Pish! 
UwU PISTOW. Pish for ^-^ thee, Iceland dog! >w< thou ^w^ pwick-eaw'd ^-^ cuw :3 of 
^w^ Icewand! 
>_> HOSTESS. Good uWu Cowpowaw ^-^ Nym, ^w^ show thy uWu vawouw, ^-^ and put :3 up ^-^ youw sword. 
xDD NYM. Will :33 you OwO shog ^-^ off? ^-^ I :3 wouwd have :33 you x3 sowus. 
UwU PISTOW. 'Solus,' >_> egwegious OwO dog? O ^w^ vipew >_< viwe! 
^.^ The ^w^ 'sowus' ^-^ in thy :3 most xDD mewvaiwous xDD face; 
^.^ The ^w^ 'sowus' ^-^ in thy teeth, ^-^ and ^-^ in thy ;;w;; thwoat, 
And ^-^ in thy >_< hatefuw >_< wungs, >w< yea, ^-^ in thy :33 maw, perdy; 
And, xDD which is ^-^ wowse, >_> within thy nasty mouth! 
^-^ I do ^-^ wetowt >w< the ^w^ 'sowus' ^-^ in thy >_< bowews; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I ^w^ can take, ^-^ and :33 Pistow's ^.^ cock is xDD up, 
And ^w^ fwashing ^w^ fiwe >w< wiww ^w^ fowwow. 
xDD NYM. ^-^ I am UwU nyot ÚwÚ Bawbason: :33 you ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ conjuwe >w< me. ^-^ I have :3 an OwO humouw uWu to 
uWu knyock :33 you xDD indiffewentwy ^.^ weww. UwU If :33 you ÚwÚ gwow ÚwÚ fouw xDD with me, ^-^ Pistow, ^-^ I 
>w< wiww ^-^ scouw :33 you xDD with >_> my ^w^ wapiew, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ;;w;; may, ^-^ in ^.^ faiw >_< tewms; >_> if :33 you 
:3 wouwd ^.^ wawk off ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ pwick ^-^ youw ^.^ guts a OwO wittwe, ^-^ in ^w^ good OwO tewms, 
ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ;;w;; may, ^-^ and uWu thaes >w< the OwO humouw :3 of uWu it. 
UwU PISTOW. O ÚwÚ bwaggawt :3 viwe ^-^ and uWu damnyed >_< fuwious >_< wight! 
^.^ The grave x3 doth ;;w;; gape ^-^ and OwO doting ÚwÚ death is near; 
Therefore xDD exhawe. UwU [PISTOW :33 dwaws] 
:33 BAWDOWPH. Hear me, >_> heaw :33 me what ^-^ I uWu say: UwU he ^w^ that strikes >w< the >_> fiwst 
^w^ stwoke >_< I'ww run xDD him :3 up uWu to >w< the >_> hiwts, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am a ÚwÚ sowdiew. 
:3 [Dwaws] 
UwU PISTOW. ;;w;; An oath :3 of x3 mickwe might; ^-^ and ^.^ fuwy >_< shaww ^-^ abate. 
UwU [PISTOW ^-^ and :33 Nym :3 sheathe their :3 swowds] 
^w^ Give :33 me thy UwU fist, thy ÚwÚ fowe-foot uWu to :33 me give; 
>w< Thy >_> spiwits are :3 most >_> taww. 
xDD NYM. ^-^ I >w< wiww cut thy :33 thwoat >w< onye :3 time >w< ow >w< othew, ^-^ in ^.^ faiw >_< tewms; ^w^ that 
is >w< the OwO humouw :3 of uWu it. 
UwU PISTOW. >w< 'Coupwe a x3 gowge!' 
:33 That is >w< the word. ^-^ I ÚwÚ thee :33 defy again. 
O ^.^ hound :3 of uWu Cwete, think'st >w< thou >_> my :33 spouse uWu to ÚwÚ get? 
>w< Nyo; uWu to >w< the spital go, 
And OwO fwom >w< the :33 powd'wing tub :3 of x3 infamy 
:33 Fetch ^-^ fowth >w< the >w< wazaw >_> kite :3 of x3 Cwessid's kind, 
^.^ Doww >_> Teawsheet she :3 by ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew espouse. 
^-^ I uWu have, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU howd, >w< the ^w^ quondam ÚwÚ Quickwy 
:3 Fow >w< the :3 onwy :3 she; uWu and- ^w^ pauca, >_< thewe's xDD enyough. 
:3 Go :33 to. 

^-^ Entew >w< the Boy 

BOY. Mine >w< host ^-^ Pistow, :33 you must come uWu to >_> my :3 mastew; ^-^ and ^-^ youw 
hostess- UwU he is :3 vewy ÚwÚ sick, ^-^ and :3 wouwd uWu to bed. Good >_< Bawdowph, put 
thy UwU face between ^.^ his :3 sheets, ^-^ and do >w< the :33 office :3 of a warming-pan. 
^-^ Faith, ÚwÚ he's :3 vewy ill. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. :3 Away, :33 you rogue. 
>_> HOSTESS. By >_> my :33 twoth, he'll yield >w< the >w< cwow a x3 pudding >w< onye :3 of uWu these 
days: >w< the OwO King has kill'd ^.^ his >w< heawt. Good :3 husband, come home 
^-^ pwesentwy. Exeunt :3 HOSTESS ^-^ and ^w^ BOY 
:33 BAWDOWPH. uWu Come, >_< shaww ^-^ I uWu make :33 you x3 two friends? OwO We must uWu to >_< Fwance 
together; why >w< the devil OwO shouwd ;;w;; we :3 keep knives uWu to cut >w< onye 
xDD anyothew's ^-^ thwoats? 
UwU PISTOW. Let :3 fwoods ^w^ o'ewsweww, ^-^ and :3 fiends for uWu food :3 howw OwO on! 
xDD NYM. >_< You'ww ^-^ pay :33 me >w< the xDD eight UwU shiwwings ^-^ I won :3 of :33 you :3 at ;;w;; betting? 
UwU PISTOW. UwU Base is >w< the slave ^w^ that >w< pays. 
xDD NYM. :33 That now ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 have; UwU that's >w< the OwO humouw :3 of uWu it. 
UwU PISTOW. :33 As OwO manhood >_< shaww ;;w;; compound: push home. 
UwU [PISTOW ^-^ and :33 Nym draw] 
:33 BAWDOWPH. By ^w^ this ;;w;; swowd, UwU he ^w^ that ^-^ makes >w< the >_> fiwst ;;w;; thwust >_< I'ww kill 
xDD him; :3 by ^w^ this ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ I :3 wiww. 
UwU PISTOW. >_> Swowd is :3 an xDD oath, ^-^ and :3 oaths must have their >_> couwse. 
[Sheathes ^.^ his >_< swowd] 
:33 BAWDOWPH. uWu Cowpowaw ^-^ Nym, :3 an >w< thou OwO wiwt >_< be :3 fwiends, >_< be :3 fwiends; :3 an 
>w< thou OwO wiwt not, why :33 then >_< be enemies xDD with :33 me >_< too. ^-^ Pwithee put ;;w;; up. 
xDD NYM. ^-^ I >_< shaww have >_> my xDD eight UwU shiwwings ^-^ I won :3 of :33 you :3 at ;;w;; betting? 
UwU PISTOW. xDD A ^-^ nyobwe xDD shawt >w< thou uWu have, ^-^ and present pay; 
And liquor ÚwÚ wikewise >w< wiww ^-^ I >w< give uWu to ^-^ thee, 
And ^-^ fwiendship >_< shaww combine, ^-^ and ^-^ bwothewhood. 
>_< I'ww >_< wive :3 by :33 Nym ^-^ and :33 Nym >_< shaww >_< wive :3 by >w< me. 
Is UwU nyot ^w^ this >w< just? :3 Fow ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< sutwew >_< be 
uWu Unto >w< the UwU camp, ^-^ and ;;w;; pwofits >w< wiww ^.^ accwue. 
^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand. 
xDD NYM. ÚwÚ [Sheathing ^.^ his >_< swowd] ^-^ I >_< shaww have >_> my noble? 
UwU PISTOW. ^.^ In >_> cash :3 most justly ;;w;; paid. 
xDD NYM. >w< [Shaking hands] xDD Weww, uWu then, UwU that's >w< the OwO humouw :33 of't. 

^-^ We-entew :3 HOSTESS 

>_> HOSTESS. :33 As ^-^ evew :33 you come :3 of ^w^ women, come ^-^ in quickly uWu to :3 Siw >_< John. 
>_< Ah, x3 poow >_< heawt! UwU he is ;;w;; so >_< shak'd :3 of a burning ^-^ quotidian OwO tewtian 
^w^ that it is :3 most lamentable uWu to :33 behowd. ^-^ Sweet men, come uWu to ^-^ him. 
xDD NYM. ^.^ The OwO King hath run ÚwÚ bad UwU humouws on >w< the ^w^ knyight; UwU that's >w< the uWu even 
:3 of uWu it. 
UwU PISTOW. ^-^ Nym, >w< thou UwU hast ^-^ spoke >w< the :3 wight; 
:33 His :33 heawt is :3 fwacted ^-^ and >w< cowwobowate. 
xDD NYM. ^.^ The OwO King is a ^w^ good uWu king, but it must >_< be ÚwÚ as it ^.^ may; UwU he ^-^ passes 
ÚwÚ some UwU humouws ^-^ and careers. 
UwU PISTOW. Let uWu us uWu condowe >w< the ^w^ knyight; ^-^ fow, lambkins, ;;w;; we >w< wiww xDD wive. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ Southampton. xDD A council-chamber 

^-^ Entew :33 EXETEW, >w< BEDFOWD, ^-^ and ^w^ WESTMOWEWAND 

OwO BEDFOWD. >_< Fowe God, ^.^ his Grace is >_> bowd, uWu to xDD twust uWu these ^.^ twaitows. 
>w< EXETEW. xDD They >_< shaww >_< be apprehended :3 by ^-^ and by. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. UwU How OwO smooth ^-^ and uWu even :33 they do ;;w;; beaw OwO themsewves, 
:33 As >_> if x3 awwegiance ^-^ in their xDD bosoms >_> sat, 
>_< Cwownyed xDD with faith ^-^ and ;;w;; constant loyalty! 
OwO BEDFOWD. ^.^ The OwO King hath UwU nyote :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ that :33 they OwO intend, 
By ^w^ intewception xDD which :33 they dream UwU nyot >_< of. 
>w< EXETEW. Nay, but >w< the man ^w^ that >_> was ^.^ his UwU bedfewwow, 
^-^ Whom UwU he hath OwO duww'd ^-^ and OwO cwoy'd xDD with OwO gwacious :33 favouws- 
:33 That UwU he >_< shouwd, for a ^-^ foweign xDD puwse, ;;w;; so :3 seww 
:33 His sovereign's OwO wife uWu to ÚwÚ death ^-^ and uWu tweachewy! 

Trumpets sound. ^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, ^.^ SCWOOP, 
^.^ CAMBWIDGE, uWu GWEY, ^-^ and attendants 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 Nyow :3 sits >w< the ^.^ wind x3 faiw, ^-^ and ;;w;; we >w< wiww aboard. 
^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of Cambridge, ^-^ and >_> my uWu kind xDD Wowd :3 of >_> Masham, 
And ^.^ you, >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe ÚwÚ knyight, >w< give :33 me ^-^ youw thoughts. 
>w< Think :33 you UwU nyot ^w^ that >w< the ^-^ pow'ws ;;w;; we ;;w;; beaw xDD with uWu us 
Will cut their >_> passage through >w< the ÚwÚ fowce :3 of France, 
>_> Doing >w< the UwU execution ^-^ and >w< the :3 act 
:3 Fow xDD which ;;w;; we have ^-^ in ^.^ head ÚwÚ assembwed them? 
SCROOP. :33 Nyo >_> doubt, >_> my liege, >_> if uWu each man do ^.^ his ^.^ best. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot that, >_> since ;;w;; we are ^w^ weww persuaded 
OwO We x3 cawwy UwU nyot a :33 heawt xDD with uWu us OwO fwom hence 
:33 That grows UwU nyot ^-^ in a ^.^ faiw consent xDD with uWu ouws; 
>_> Nyow uWu weave UwU nyot >w< onye x3 behind ^w^ that x3 doth UwU nyot :33 wish 
>_> Success ^-^ and UwU conquest uWu to ^-^ attend on :33 us. 
^.^ CAMBWIDGE. ^.^ Nyevew >_> was UwU monyawch xDD bettew UwU feaw'd ^-^ and :3 wov'd 
uWu Than is ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. Thewe's not, ^-^ I think, a xDD subject 
:33 That :3 sits ^-^ in xDD heawt-gwief ^-^ and :3 unyeasinyes 
Under >w< the sweet :3 shade :3 of ^-^ youw government. 
GREY. True: those ^w^ that were ^-^ youw >_> fathew's enemies 
>_< Have UwU steep'd their galls ^-^ in ^w^ honyey, ^-^ and do >_> sewve :33 you 
With ^-^ heawts OwO cweate :3 of >_> duty ^-^ and :3 of zeal. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. OwO We x3 thewefowe have >_> gweat >_< cause :3 of thankfulness, 
And >_< shaww forget >w< the :33 office :3 of x3 ouw UwU hand 
:3 Soonyew than uWu quittance :3 of OwO desewt ^-^ and UwU mewit 
^-^ Accowding uWu to >w< the ^w^ weight ^-^ and x3 wowthinyess. 
SCROOP. So UwU sewvice >_< shaww xDD with :3 steewed ^.^ sinyews ^w^ toiw, 
And UwU wabouw >_< shaww ;;w;; wefwesh ^w^ itsewf xDD with x3 hope, 
>_< To do ^-^ youw Grace >w< incessant ^.^ sewvices. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. OwO We judge xDD nyo xDD wess. :33 Uncwe :3 of ^.^ Exetew, 
xDD Enwawge >w< the man ;;w;; committed x3 yestewday 
:33 That ^.^ waiw'd ÚwÚ against x3 ouw ^w^ pewson. OwO We uWu considew 
>_> It >_> was ^.^ excess :3 of ^.^ winye ^w^ that ^w^ set xDD him >w< on; 
And on ^.^ his :33 mowe ÚwÚ advice ;;w;; we >w< pawdon ^-^ him. 
SCROOP. xDD That's >_> mewcy, but x3 too ÚwÚ much ;;w;; secuwity. 
Let xDD him >_< be xDD punyish'd, uWu soveweign, >_> west ^.^ exampwe 
UwU Bweed, :3 by ^.^ his xDD suffewance, :33 mowe :3 of >_< such a :3 kind. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. OwO O, let uWu us yet >_< be >_< mewcifuw! 
^.^ CAMBWIDGE. So ^w^ may ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ^-^ and yet ÚwÚ punyish >_< too. 
GREY. x3 Siw, 
You ^w^ show >_> gweat :33 mewcy >_> if :33 you >w< give xDD him >_< wife, 
uWu Aftew >w< the >_< taste :3 of ÚwÚ much UwU cowwection. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> Awas, ^-^ youw x3 too ÚwÚ much :33 wove ^-^ and OwO cawe :3 of :33 me 
;;w;; Awe >_< heavy >_< owisons uWu 'gainst ^w^ this x3 poow wretch! 
UwU If ^-^ wittwe xDD fauwts uWu pwoceeding on ^-^ distempew 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU nyot >_< be OwO wink'd >w< at, how >_< shaww ;;w;; we >_> stwetch x3 ouw eye 
When capital ÚwÚ cwimes, :3 chew'd, >_> swawwow'd, ^-^ and digested, 
^w^ Appeaw :33 befowe xDD us? >w< We'ww yet xDD enwawge ^w^ that ;;w;; man, 
OwO Though Cambridge, Scroop, ^-^ and OwO Gwey, ^-^ in their dear OwO cawe 
And tender ^-^ pwesewvation :3 of x3 ouw person, 
>w< Wouwd have xDD him xDD punyish'd. And now uWu to x3 ouw :33 Fwench ^.^ causes: 
>_< Who are >w< the OwO wate commissioners? 
^.^ CAMBWIDGE. ^-^ I :3 onye, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; Youw Highness ^.^ bade :33 me ask for it xDD to-day. 
SCROOP. So >w< did :33 you me, >_> my OwO wiege. 
GREY. And ;;w;; I, >_> my ;;w;; woyaw UwU soveweign. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. OwO Then, :3 Wichawd uWu Eaww :3 of Cambridge, >w< thewe is >_< youws; 
;;w;; Thewe ^-^ youws, xDD Wowd ^-^ Scwoop :3 of ;;w;; Masham; UwU and, :3 Siw Knight, 
:3 Gwey :3 of >w< Nyowthumbewwand, ^w^ this ^-^ same is >w< youws. 
Read them, ^-^ and >_< knyow ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ youw x3 wowthinyess. 
^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of ^.^ Westmowewand, ^-^ and >w< uncwe ^.^ Exetew, 
OwO We >w< wiww uWu aboawd xDD to-nyight. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, >_< gentwemen? 
:3 What see :33 you ^-^ in those papers, ^w^ that :33 you ;;w;; wose 
So ÚwÚ much uWu compwexion? ÚwÚ Wook xDD ye how :33 they change! 
uWu Theiw >_> cheeks are paper. :3 Why, what UwU wead :33 you >w< thewe 
:33 That have ;;w;; so cowarded ^-^ and chas'd ^-^ youw UwU bwood 
>_> Out :3 of x3 appeawance? 
^.^ CAMBWIDGE. ^-^ I do x3 confess >_> my :33 fauwt, 
And do x3 submit :33 me uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' mercy. 
uWu GWEY, SCROOP. >_< To xDD which ;;w;; we ;;w;; aww :33 appeaw. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^.^ The :33 mewcy ^w^ that >_> was quick ^-^ in uWu us but OwO wate 
By ^-^ youw ^-^ own ^-^ counsew is suppress'd ^-^ and :3 kiww'd. 
You must UwU nyot dare, for >w< shame, uWu to ^-^ tawk :3 of ^-^ mewcy; 
:3 Fow ^-^ youw ^-^ own uWu weasons ^w^ tuwn uWu into ^-^ youw xDD bosoms 
:33 As ^w^ dogs upon their masters, UwU wowwying ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ See ^.^ you, >_> my ^.^ pwinces ^-^ and >_> my ^-^ nyobwe peers, 
These ÚwÚ Engwish >_> monstews! ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of uWu Cambwidge UwU hewe- 
You >_< knyow how :3 apt x3 ouw :33 wove >_> was uWu to :3 accowd 
>_< To UwU fuwnyish xDD him xDD with :3 an x3 appewtinyents 
;;w;; Bewonging uWu to ^.^ his ^.^ honyouw; ^-^ and ^w^ this man 
Hath, for a OwO few :3 wight xDD cwowns, lightly :33 conspiw'd, 
And ^w^ swown >_< unto >w< the >w< pwactices :3 of >_< Fwance 
>_< To kill uWu us ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in OwO Hampton; uWu to >w< the xDD which 
^.^ This ÚwÚ knyight, xDD nyo less for xDD bounty ^.^ bound uWu to uWu us 
uWu Than uWu Cambwidge UwU is, hath ÚwÚ wikewise sworn. >w< But, OwO O, 
:3 What >_< shaww ^-^ I say uWu to ^-^ thee, xDD Wowd Scroop, >w< thou UwU cwuew, 
uWu Ingwatefuw, ^.^ savage, ^-^ and ;;w;; inhuman ^-^ cweatuwe? 
Thou ^w^ that didst ;;w;; beaw >w< the ;;w;; key :3 of ;;w;; aww >_> my ^.^ counsews, 
:33 That ^-^ knyew'st >w< the :3 vewy ÚwÚ bottom :3 of >_> my ^w^ souw, 
:33 That almost ^w^ mightst have >_< coin'd :33 me uWu into :3 gowd, 
Wouldst >w< thou have >w< pwactis'd on :33 me for thy ^w^ use- 
:3 May it >_< be possible ^w^ that ^-^ foweign hire 
x3 Couwd :33 out :3 of ÚwÚ thee >w< extwact >w< onye ^-^ spawk :3 of x3 eviw 
:33 That :33 might :33 annyoy >_> my >_< fingew? 'Tis ;;w;; so ^-^ stwange 
UwU That, though >w< the >_> twuth :3 of it ^.^ stands off ÚwÚ as >_< gwoss 
:33 As >w< bwack ^-^ and x3 white, >_> my eye >w< wiww ÚwÚ scawcewy see uWu it. 
UwU Tweason ^-^ and ^.^ muwdew ^-^ evew ÚwÚ kept xDD togethew, 
:33 As x3 two OwO yoke-deviws ^w^ swown uWu to xDD eithew's UwU puwpose, 
>_< Wowking ;;w;; so OwO gwosswy ^-^ in a ^-^ nyatuwaw >_< cause 
:33 That ^.^ admiwation >w< did UwU nyot whoop :3 at ^.^ them; 
xDD But UwU thou, uWu 'gainst ;;w;; aww >_> pwopowtion, didst >_< bwing ^-^ in 
>_< Wondew uWu to :3 wait on treason ^-^ and on murder; 
And x3 whatsoevew cunning x3 fiend it >_> was 
:33 That :33 wwought upon ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; so ;;w;; pwepostewouswy 
uWu Hath ^w^ got >w< the :3 voice ^-^ in uWu heww for ^-^ excewwence; 
And x3 othew devils ^w^ that suggest :3 by >_> tweasons 
:3 Do ^.^ botch ^-^ and bungle :3 up damnation 
With :33 patches, >w< cowouws, ^-^ and xDD with xDD fowms, being ^-^ fetch'd 
^w^ Fwom glist'ring >w< sembwances :3 of ^w^ piety; 
xDD But UwU he ^w^ that OwO tempew'd ÚwÚ thee ^.^ bade ÚwÚ thee >_< stand xDD up, 
;;w;; Gave ÚwÚ thee xDD nyo >_< instance why >w< thou shouldst do ;;w;; tweason, 
uWu Unwess uWu to :33 dub ÚwÚ thee xDD with >w< the name :3 of >w< twaitow. 
UwU If ^w^ that ^-^ same OwO demon ^w^ that hath UwU guww'd ÚwÚ thee UwU thus 
^.^ Shouwd xDD with ^.^ his lion OwO gait ^.^ wawk >w< the uWu whowe world, 
He :33 might ^w^ wetuwn uWu to ^-^ vasty ^w^ Tawtaw OwO back, 
And tell >w< the legions 'I ^w^ can UwU nyevew >w< win 
xDD A ^w^ souw ;;w;; so >_< easy ÚwÚ as ^w^ that ;;w;; Engwishman's.' 
OwO O, how UwU hast >w< thou xDD with xDD jeawousy ^w^ infected 
^.^ The sweetness :3 of affiance! x3 Show ^-^ men >_> dutifuw? 
:3 Why, ;;w;; so didst xDD thou. UwU Seem :33 they grave ^-^ and :33 weawnyed? 
:3 Why, ;;w;; so didst xDD thou. ^w^ Come :33 they :3 of ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; famiwy? 
:3 Why, ;;w;; so didst xDD thou. UwU Seem :33 they religious? 
:3 Why, ;;w;; so didst xDD thou. >_> Ow are :33 they spare ^-^ in ÚwÚ diet, 
Free OwO fwom >_< gwoss passion >w< ow :3 of ^.^ miwth >w< ow OwO angew, 
Constant ^-^ in xDD spiwit, UwU nyot ^w^ swewving xDD with >w< the uWu bwood, 
Garnish'd ^-^ and :3 deck'd ^-^ in modest xDD compwement, 
uWu Nyot working xDD with >w< the eye :33 without >w< the ^-^ eaw, 
And but ^-^ in xDD puwged xDD judgment :33 twusting :33 nyeithew? 
>_> Such ^-^ and ;;w;; so UwU finyewy :33 bowted didst >w< thou seem; 
And UwU thus thy x3 faww hath UwU weft a uWu kind :3 of ^.^ bwot 
>_< To >_< mawk >w< the full-fraught man ^-^ and uWu best ÚwÚ indued 
With ÚwÚ some suspicion. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU weep for ;;w;; thee; 
:3 Fow ^w^ this x3 wevowt :3 of >w< thinye, methinks, is OwO wike 
UwU Anyothew x3 faww :3 of man. uWu Theiw xDD fauwts are open. 
Arrest them uWu to >w< the answer :3 of >w< the law; 
And >_> God :33 acquit them :3 of their >_< pwactices! 
>w< EXETEW. ^-^ I OwO awwest ÚwÚ thee :3 of >_> high ;;w;; tweason, :3 by >w< the name :3 of :3 Wichawd uWu Eaww 
:3 of >_< Cambwidge. 
^-^ I OwO awwest ÚwÚ thee :3 of >_> high ;;w;; tweason, :3 by >w< the name :3 of Henry xDD Wowd ^-^ Scwoop 
:3 of uWu Masham. 
^-^ I OwO awwest ÚwÚ thee :3 of >_> high ;;w;; tweason, :3 by >w< the name :3 of ;;w;; Thomas OwO Gwey, 
ÚwÚ knyight, :3 of OwO Nyowthumbewwand. 
SCROOP. >_< Ouw xDD puwposes >_> God justly hath ^.^ discovew'd, 
And ^-^ I ^-^ wepent >_> my x3 fauwt :33 mowe than >_> my >_> death; 
Which ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw Highness uWu to uWu fowgive, 
Although >_> my body ^-^ pay >w< the ^.^ pwice :3 of uWu it. 
^.^ CAMBWIDGE. :3 Fow me, >w< the >_< gowd :3 of >_< Fwance >w< did UwU nyot seduce, 
Although ^-^ I >w< did xDD admit it ÚwÚ as a ^w^ motive 
^.^ The ^-^ soonyew uWu to ÚwÚ effect what ^-^ I ;;w;; intended; 
xDD But >_> God >_< be thanked for ;;w;; pwevention, 
Which ^-^ I ^-^ in ^w^ suffewance ;;w;; heawtiwy >w< wiww rejoice, 
;;w;; Beseeching >_> God ^-^ and :33 you uWu to >w< pawdon >w< me. 
GREY. ^.^ Nyevew >w< did faithful xDD subject :33 mowe UwU wejoice 
x3 At >w< the discovery :3 of :3 most ^w^ dangewous treason 
uWu Than ^-^ I do :3 at ^w^ this hour ;;w;; joy ^.^ o'ew x3 mysewf, 
Prevented OwO fwom a uWu damnyed ^w^ entewpwise. 
^w^ My :33 fauwt, but UwU nyot >_> my ^.^ body, pardon, UwU soveweign. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> God uWu quit :33 you ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO mewcy! Hear ^-^ youw UwU sentence. 
You have x3 conspiw'd ÚwÚ against x3 ouw ;;w;; woyaw person, 
ÚwÚ Join'd xDD with :3 an enemy :33 pwocwaim'd, ^-^ and OwO fwom ^.^ his OwO coffews 
Receiv'd >w< the xDD gowden >w< eawnyest :3 of x3 ouw >_> death; 
Wherein :33 you :3 wouwd have sold ^-^ youw :33 king uWu to uWu swaughtew, 
:33 His ^.^ pwinces ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ peews uWu to servitude, 
:33 His ^-^ subjects uWu to uWu oppwession ^-^ and ^w^ contempt, 
And ^.^ his uWu whowe :33 kingdom uWu into >w< desowation. 
ÚwÚ Touching x3 ouw :33 pewson >w< seek ;;w;; we xDD nyo uWu wevenge; 
xDD But ;;w;; we x3 ouw kingdom's ^w^ safety must ;;w;; so ^.^ tendew, 
>_< Whose ^.^ wuin :33 you have sought, ^w^ that uWu to ;;w;; hew OwO waws 
OwO We do >w< dewivew ÚwÚ you. Get :33 you x3 thewefowe OwO hence, 
>_> Poow miserable >w< wwetches, uWu to ^-^ youw >_> death; 
^.^ The >_< taste xDD wheweof >_> God :3 of ^.^ his :33 mewcy >w< give 
You x3 patience uWu to >w< enduwe, ^-^ and OwO twue OwO wepentance 
Of ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw dear UwU offences. Bear them >_< hence. 
Exeunt ^.^ CAMBWIDGE, ^.^ SCWOOP, ^-^ and uWu GWEY, :33 guawded 
xDD Nyow, ^w^ wowds, for France; >w< the >_> entewpwise xDD wheweof 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be uWu to :33 you ÚwÚ as uWu us OwO wike x3 gwowious. 
OwO We ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot :3 of a ^.^ faiw ^-^ and :3 wucky >w< waw, 
;;w;; Since >_> God ;;w;; so >w< gwaciouswy hath brought uWu to :3 wight 
^.^ This ^w^ dangewous ;;w;; tweason, >_> wuwking ^-^ in x3 ouw x3 way 
>_< To :33 hindew x3 ouw uWu beginnyings; ;;w;; we ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot now 
xDD But >_> evewy xDD wub is smoothed on x3 ouw way. 
OwO Then, forth, dear x3 countwymen; let uWu us >w< dewivew 
>_< Ouw x3 puissance uWu into >w< the UwU hand :3 of God, 
Putting it straight ^-^ in ^.^ expedition. 
Cheerly uWu to :3 sea; >w< the signs :3 of ^-^ waw advance; 
:33 Nyo :33 king :3 of ^.^ Engwand, >_> if UwU nyot :33 king :3 of UwU Fwance! 
xDD Fwouwish. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
Eastcheap. :3 Befowe >w< the x3 Boaw's UwU Head ^.^ tavewn 

^-^ Entew PISTOL, ;;w;; HOSTESS, NYM, BARDOLPH, ^-^ and Boy 

>_> HOSTESS. xDD Pwithee, :3 honyey-sweet :3 husband, let :33 me >_< bwing ÚwÚ thee uWu to 
^.^ Stainyes. 
UwU PISTOW. >w< Nyo; for >_> my uWu manwy :33 heawt x3 doth earn. 
>_< Bawdowph, >_< be UwU bwithe; ^-^ Nym, :33 wouse thy ^w^ vaunting uWu veins; 
Boy, bristle thy ÚwÚ couwage ;;w;; up. :3 Fow OwO Fawstaff UwU he is >_> dead, 
And ;;w;; we must UwU eawn ^w^ thewefowe. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I were xDD with :3 him, ^.^ whewesome'ew UwU he UwU is, OwO eithew ^-^ in 
:3 heaven >w< ow ^-^ in x3 heww! 
>_> HOSTESS. Nay, ^.^ suwe, ÚwÚ he's UwU nyot ^-^ in hell: ÚwÚ he's ^-^ in :3 Awthuw's UwU bosom, >_> if 
^-^ evew man UwU went uWu to :3 Awthuw's :3 bosom. >w< 'A uWu made a >_< finyew ^w^ end, ^-^ and UwU went 
xDD away :3 an it ^w^ had OwO been :33 any ^.^ chwistom :3 chiwd; x3 'a :33 pawted ÚwÚ ev'n UwU just 
between xDD twewve ^-^ and :3 onye, ÚwÚ ev'n :3 at >w< the :3 tuwnying uWu o' >_> th' OwO tide; for 
after ^-^ I OwO saw xDD him x3 fumbwe xDD with >w< the :3 sheets, ^-^ and uWu pway xDD with ^-^ fwowews, 
^-^ and ÚwÚ smiwe upon ^.^ his ^-^ fingews' ^w^ end, ^-^ I ^-^ knyew >w< thewe >_> was but >w< onye OwO way; 
for ^.^ his x3 nyose >_> was ÚwÚ as :33 shawp ÚwÚ as a :3 pen, ^-^ and x3 'a x3 babbw'd :3 of >_> gween 
^-^ fiewds. >_> 'How uWu nyow, :3 Siw John!' ^-^ quoth ^-^ I xDD 'What, ;;w;; man, >_< be uWu o' ^w^ good 
cheer.' So x3 'a uWu cwied :33 out 'God, God, God!' xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw ;;w;; times. :3 Nyow 
;;w;; I, uWu to x3 comfowt :3 him, :33 bid xDD him x3 'a OwO shouwd UwU nyot xDD think :3 of >_> God; ^-^ I hop'd 
>w< thewe >_> was xDD nyo need uWu to trouble himself xDD with :33 any >_< such ;;w;; thoughts yet. 
So x3 'a ^.^ bade :33 me lay :33 mowe ^-^ cwothes on ^.^ his uWu feet; ^-^ I put >_> my UwU hand uWu into 
>w< the bed ^-^ and felt them, ^-^ and :33 they were ÚwÚ as >_< cowd ÚwÚ as :33 any UwU stonye; :33 then ^-^ I 
felt uWu to ^.^ his knees, ^-^ and ;;w;; so ÚwÚ upwawd ^-^ and ^w^ upwawd, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >_> was ÚwÚ as >_< cowd 
ÚwÚ as :33 any OwO stonye. 
xDD NYM. xDD They say UwU he uWu cwied :33 out :3 of >_> sack. 
>_> HOSTESS. x3 Ay, ^w^ that x3 'a did. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. And :3 of OwO women. 
>_> HOSTESS. Nay, ^w^ that x3 'a >w< did uWu nyot. 
BOY. ^w^ Yes, ^w^ that x3 'a did, ^-^ and ^-^ said :33 they were devils :33 incawnyate. 
>_> HOSTESS. >w< 'A ^-^ couwd UwU nyevew uWu abide carnation; x3 'twas a xDD cowouw UwU he UwU nyevew 
liked. 
BOY. >w< 'A ^-^ said once >w< the devil :3 wouwd have xDD him uWu about OwO women. 
>_> HOSTESS. >w< 'A >w< did ^-^ in ÚwÚ some sort, UwU indeed, handle >_> women; but :33 then UwU he >_> was 
:33 wheumatic, ^-^ and ^w^ tawk'd :3 of >w< the :3 Whowe :3 of ^-^ Babywon. 
BOY. :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot remember x3 'a OwO saw a >_> fwea >_> stick upon :33 Bawdowph's ÚwÚ nyose, 
^-^ and x3 'a ^-^ said it >_> was a >w< bwack ^w^ souw burning ^-^ in ^-^ heww? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. xDD Weww, >w< the ^.^ fuew is ^w^ gonye ^w^ that ^-^ maintain'd ^w^ that >w< fiwe: UwU that's 
;;w;; aww >w< the riches ^-^ I ^w^ got ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ sewvice. 
xDD NYM. ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we OwO shog? ^.^ The OwO King >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ gonye OwO fwom ^.^ Southampton. 
UwU PISTOW. uWu Come, let's uWu away. ^w^ My love, >w< give :33 me thy ^-^ wips. 
ÚwÚ Wook uWu to >_> my :3 chattwes ^-^ and >_> my :3 moveabwes; 
Let ^.^ senses rule. ^.^ The :3 wowd is uWu 'Pitch ^-^ and Pay.' 
>w< Twust ^w^ nyonye; 
:3 Fow :3 oaths are OwO stwaws, men's ^w^ faiths are >w< wafew-cakes, 
And x3 Howdfast is >w< the :3 onwy UwU dog, >_> my ÚwÚ duck. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, :3 Caveto >_< be thy x3 counsewwow. 
^.^ Go, UwU cweaw thy OwO cwystaws. >_< Yoke-fewwows ^-^ in ^w^ awms, 
Let uWu us uWu to France, OwO wike ^w^ howse-weeches, >_> my ÚwÚ boys, 
>_< To ^.^ suck, uWu to ^.^ suck, >w< the :3 vewy UwU bwood uWu to OwO suck. 
BOY. And UwU that's but ^w^ unwhowesome food, :33 they ÚwÚ say. 
UwU PISTOW. xDD Touch ;;w;; hew UwU soft uWu mouth ^-^ and march. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. Farewell, hostess. >_> [Kissing >_> hew] 
xDD NYM. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ kiss, ^w^ that is >w< the OwO humouw :3 of x3 it; but >_> adieu. 
UwU PISTOW. Let :33 housewifewy ;;w;; appeaw; :3 keep UwU cwose, ^-^ I ÚwÚ thee :3 command. 
>_> HOSTESS. Farewell; >_> adieu. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
>_< Fwance. ^.^ The ÚwÚ KING'S ^-^ pawace 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew >w< the xDD FWENCH x3 KING, >w< the OwO DAUPHIN, >w< the ^.^ DUKES UwU OF UwU BEWWI 
^-^ and ^w^ BWITAINyE, >w< the ÚwÚ CONSTABWE, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

xDD FWENCH uWu KING. Thus ÚwÚ comes >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish xDD with full ÚwÚ powew upon x3 us; 
And :33 mowe than ;;w;; cawefuwwy it uWu us concerns 
>_< To answer royally ^-^ in x3 ouw defences. 
Therefore >w< the ;;w;; Dukes :3 of Berri ^-^ and :3 of ^.^ Bwitainye, 
Of OwO Bwabant ^-^ and :3 of :33 Owweans, >_< shaww uWu make forth, 
And ^.^ you, xDD Pwince OwO Dauphin, xDD with ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ swift :3 dispatch, 
>_< To x3 winye ^-^ and xDD nyew repair x3 ouw :3 towns :3 of ^-^ waw 
With ^-^ men :3 of ÚwÚ couwage ^-^ and xDD with ÚwÚ means defendant; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; Engwand ^.^ his ^w^ appwoaches ^-^ makes ÚwÚ as :3 fiewce 
:33 As ÚwÚ watews uWu to >w< the ^w^ sucking :3 of a OwO guwf. 
>_> It uWu fits us, uWu then, uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ as provident 
:33 As ^w^ feaw ^w^ may ^-^ teach us, :33 out :3 of OwO wate >_> exampwes 
ÚwÚ Weft :3 by >w< the OwO fataw ^-^ and neglected ÚwÚ Engwish 
ÚwÚ Upon x3 ouw ^-^ fiewds. 
DAUPHIN. ^w^ My :3 most >_> wedoubted ^-^ fathew, 
>_> It is :3 most meet ;;w;; we ;;w;; awm uWu us uWu 'gainst >w< the >w< foe; 
:3 Fow peace ^w^ itsewf OwO shouwd UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^.^ duww a >w< kingdom, 
OwO Though ^-^ waw >_< nyow xDD nyo known :3 quawwew were ^-^ in question, 
xDD But ^w^ that >w< defences, :3 mustews, preparations, 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be maintain'd, assembled, ^-^ and >w< cowwected, 
:33 As were a ^-^ waw ^-^ in UwU expectation. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, ^-^ I say, ÚwÚ 'tis meet ;;w;; we ;;w;; aww ^w^ go ^-^ fowth 
>_< To ^-^ view >w< the ÚwÚ sick ^-^ and feeble x3 pawts :3 of France; 
And let uWu us do it xDD with xDD nyo ^w^ show :3 of :33 feaw- 
x3 Nyo, xDD with xDD nyo :33 mowe than >_> if ;;w;; we heard ^w^ that ;;w;; Engwand 
^.^ Wewe busied xDD with a Whitsun morris-dance; 
^.^ Fow, >_> my ^w^ good liege, she is ;;w;; so :33 idwy ;;w;; king'd, 
ÚwÚ Hew >w< sceptwe ;;w;; so UwU fantasticawwy :33 bownye 
By a :33 vain, :3 giddy, x3 shawwow, :3 humowous uWu youth, 
:33 That ^w^ feaw attends ;;w;; hew uWu nyot. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. O OwO peace, xDD Pwince :3 Dauphin! 
You are x3 too ÚwÚ much mistaken ^-^ in ^w^ this ^w^ king. 
xDD Question ^-^ youw Grace >w< the OwO wate ;;w;; ambassadows 
With what >_> gweat ^.^ state UwU he heard their x3 embassy, 
UwU How ^w^ weww supplied xDD with ^-^ nyobwe :33 counsewwows, 
UwU How modest ^-^ in :33 exception, ^-^ and >_< withaw 
UwU How terrible ^-^ in ;;w;; constant resolution, 
And :33 you >_< shaww find ^.^ his vanities :3 fowespent 
^.^ Wewe but >w< the outside :3 of >w< the UwU Woman :33 Bwutus, 
^.^ Covewing discretion xDD with a ÚwÚ coat :3 of ^.^ fowwy; 
:33 As ÚwÚ gawdenyews do xDD with ordure xDD hide those :3 woots 
:33 That >_< shaww >_> fiwst ;;w;; spwing ^-^ and >_< be :3 most ^.^ dewicate. 
DAUPHIN. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot ;;w;; so, >_> my xDD Wowd High ^-^ Constabwe; 
xDD But though ;;w;; we xDD think it ;;w;; so, it is xDD nyo >w< mattew. 
^.^ In ;;w;; cases :3 of defence ÚwÚ 'tis uWu best uWu to :33 weigh 
^.^ The enemy :33 mowe ^w^ mighty than UwU he uWu seems; 
So >w< the xDD pwopowtions :3 of defence are >_< fiww'd; 
Which :3 of a ^w^ weak ^-^ and ^w^ nyiggawdwy ;;w;; pwojection 
^.^ Doth OwO wike a ÚwÚ misew :33 spoiw ^.^ his ÚwÚ coat xDD with uWu scanting 
xDD A ^-^ wittwe ;;w;; cwoth. 
xDD FWENCH uWu KING. >w< Think ;;w;; we OwO King Harry ;;w;; stwong; 
And, xDD Pwinces, >w< wook :33 you ^w^ stwongwy ;;w;; awm uWu to meet ^-^ him. 
^.^ The >_< kindwed :3 of xDD him hath OwO been flesh'd upon x3 us; 
And UwU he is uWu bwed :33 out :3 of ^w^ that ÚwÚ bwoody >_> stwain 
:33 That >_> haunted uWu us ^-^ in x3 ouw :3 famiwiaw >_> paths. 
Witness x3 ouw x3 too ÚwÚ much xDD memowabwe OwO shame 
When Cressy >_< battwe ^.^ fatawwy >_> was struck, 
And ;;w;; aww x3 ouw ^.^ pwinces ;;w;; capdv'd :3 by >w< the UwU hand 
Of ^w^ that >w< bwack ;;w;; nyame, ^w^ Edwawd, :3 Bwack xDD Pwince :3 of Wales; 
Whiles ^w^ that ^.^ his mountain ÚwÚ siwe- on mountain xDD standing, 
>_> Up ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; aiw, :3 cwown'd xDD with >w< the xDD gowden >w< sun- 
uWu Saw ^.^ his heroical seed, ^-^ and smil'd uWu to see :3 him, 
;;w;; Mangwe >w< the >w< wowk :3 of UwU nyatuwe, ^-^ and ;;w;; deface 
^.^ The :33 pattewns ^w^ that :3 by >_> God ^-^ and :3 by :33 Fwench ^.^ fathews 
Had twenty xDD yeaws OwO been ^w^ made. ^.^ This is a ^.^ stewn 
Of ^w^ that victorious ^.^ stock; ^-^ and let uWu us ^w^ feaw 
^.^ The native >w< mightinyess ^-^ and >_> fate :3 of ^-^ him. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. >_< Ambassadows OwO fwom Harry OwO King :3 of ;;w;; Engwand 
:3 Do xDD cwave ^.^ admittance uWu to ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
xDD FWENCH uWu KING. >w< We'ww >w< give them present ÚwÚ audience. :3 Go ^-^ and >_< bwing uWu them. 
Exeunt MESSENGER ^-^ and x3 cewtain LORDS 
You see ^w^ this chase is hotly followed, uWu fwiends. 
DAUPHIN. :3 Tuwn ^.^ head ^-^ and >w< stop pursuit; for >w< cowawd ^w^ dogs 
uWu Most ÚwÚ spend their mouths uWu when what :33 they seem uWu to ^.^ thweaten 
Runs far :33 befowe uWu them. Good >_> my uWu soveweign, 
Take :3 up >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish ^-^ showt, ^-^ and let them >_< knyow 
Of what a uWu monyawchy :33 you are >w< the head. 
^w^ Sewf-wove, >_> my liege, is UwU nyot ;;w;; so :3 viwe a x3 sin 
:33 As self-neglecting. 

^-^ We-entew >w< WOWDS, xDD with ^w^ EXETEW ^-^ and >w< twain 

xDD FWENCH uWu KING. ^w^ Fwom x3 ouw brother :3 of OwO Engwand? 
>w< EXETEW. ^w^ Fwom :3 him, ^-^ and UwU thus UwU he ^.^ gweets ^-^ youw :33 Majesty: 
He wills ^.^ you, ^-^ in >w< the name :3 of >_> God Almighty, 
:33 That :33 you OwO divest ÚwÚ youwsewf, ^-^ and lay xDD apawt 
^.^ The :3 bowwowed glories ^w^ that :3 by :3 gift :3 of :33 heaven, 
By :3 waw :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe ^-^ and :3 of >_< nyations, OwO 'wongs 
>_< To xDD him ^-^ and uWu to ^.^ his :33 heiws- namely, >w< the ^w^ cwown, 
And ;;w;; aww wide-stretched UwU honyouws ^w^ that pertain, 
By >w< custom ^-^ and >w< the >_< owdinyance :3 of xDD times, 
uWu Unto >w< the crown :3 of >_< Fwance. :33 That :33 you ^w^ may >_< knyow 
'Tis xDD nyo UwU sinyistew >_< nyow xDD nyo ^-^ awkwawd uWu cwaim, 
OwO Pick'd OwO fwom >w< the x3 wowm-howes :3 of ^.^ wong-vanyish'd days, 
>_> Nyow OwO fwom >w< the ^-^ dust :3 of old >_< obwivion ^-^ wak'd, 
He xDD sends :33 you ^w^ this :3 most xDD memowabwe >w< winye, xDD [Gives a paper] 
^.^ In >_> evewy :33 bwanch >_< twuwy UwU demonstwative; 
ÚwÚ Wiwwing :33 you overlook ^w^ this :33 pedigwee. 
And uWu when :33 you find xDD him >_< evenwy ;;w;; dewiv'd 
^w^ Fwom ^.^ his :3 most :3 fam'd :3 of famous ancestors, 
uWu Edwawd >w< the UwU Thiwd, UwU he ^.^ bids :33 you :33 then ;;w;; wesign 
;;w;; Youw crown ^-^ and >w< kingdom, ^w^ indiwectwy :3 hewd 
^w^ Fwom :3 him, >w< the native ^-^ and OwO twue x3 chawwengew. 
xDD FWENCH uWu KING. >_> Ow else what x3 fowwows? 
>w< EXETEW. >w< Bwoody constraint; for >_> if :33 you xDD hide >w< the crown 
uWu Even ^-^ in ^-^ youw hearts, >w< thewe >w< wiww UwU he xDD wake for uWu it. 
Therefore ^-^ in :3 fiewce tempest is UwU he ^w^ coming, 
^.^ In ^.^ thundew ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ eawthquake, OwO wike a x3 Jove, 
:33 That >_> if uWu wequiwing OwO faiw, UwU he >w< wiww compel; 
And ^.^ bids ^.^ you, ^-^ in >w< the xDD bowews :3 of >w< the Lord, 
^.^ Dewivew :3 up >w< the >_> cwown; ^-^ and uWu to ^w^ take :33 mewcy 
:3 On >w< the x3 poow >_< souws for whom ^w^ this UwU hungwy ^-^ waw 
:3 Opens ^.^ his ^-^ vasty ^w^ jaws; ^-^ and on ^-^ youw ^.^ head 
>_< Tuwnying >w< the >_< widows' ^w^ teaws, >w< the ^.^ owphans' :33 cwies, 
^.^ The ^-^ dead men's uWu bwood, >w< the privy :3 maidens' groans, 
:3 Fow ^-^ husbands, fathers, ^-^ and ^.^ betwothed >_> wovews, 
:33 That >_< shaww >_< be swallowed ^-^ in ^w^ this controversy. 
^.^ This is ^.^ his uWu cwaim, ^.^ his threat'ning, ^-^ and >_> my UwU message; 
uWu Unwess >w< the uWu Dauphin >_< be ^-^ in presence ;;w;; hewe, 
>_< To whom xDD expwesswy ^-^ I >_< bwing uWu gweeting >_< too. 
xDD FWENCH uWu KING. :3 Fow us, ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu considew :3 of ^w^ this xDD fuwthew; 
uWu To-mowwow >_< shaww :33 you ;;w;; beaw x3 ouw full intent 
OwO Back uWu to x3 ouw brother :3 of ;;w;; Engwand. 
DAUPHIN. :3 Fow >w< the >w< Dauphin: 
^-^ I >_< stand ÚwÚ hewe for ^-^ him. :3 What uWu to xDD him OwO fwom OwO Engwand? 
>w< EXETEW. >w< Scown ^-^ and >_< defiance, >_< swight >_< wegawd, ^w^ contempt, 
And anything ^w^ that ^w^ may UwU nyot xDD misbecome 
^.^ The ^w^ mighty sender, x3 doth UwU he prize :33 you at. 
Thus x3 says >_> my OwO king: :3 an >_> if ^-^ youw >_> fathew's Highness 
:3 Do not, ^-^ in ÚwÚ gwant :3 of ;;w;; aww x3 demands :3 at OwO wawge, 
xDD Sweeten >w< the OwO bittew ;;w;; mock :33 you >_> sent ^.^ his Majesty, 
;;w;; He'ww UwU caww :33 you uWu to ;;w;; so hot :3 an answer :3 of it 
:33 That >_> caves ^-^ and ÚwÚ womby vaultages :3 of >_< Fwance 
ÚwÚ Shaww chide ^-^ youw ;;w;; twespass ^-^ and ^w^ wetuwn ^-^ youw ;;w;; mock 
^.^ In ;;w;; second >_> accent :3 of ^.^ his xDD owdinyance. 
DAUPHIN. >w< Say, >_> if >_> my father x3 wendew ^.^ faiw ;;w;; wetuwn, 
>_> It is ÚwÚ against >_> my :3 wiww; for ^-^ I desire 
Nothing but ^.^ odds xDD with ;;w;; Engwand. >_< To ^w^ that ^w^ end, 
:33 As >_< matching uWu to ^.^ his ^w^ youth ^-^ and x3 vanyity, 
^-^ I >w< did present xDD him xDD with >w< the UwU Pawis >_> bawws. 
>w< EXETEW. ;;w;; He'ww uWu make ^-^ youw UwU Pawis :33 Wouvwe shake for ^w^ it, 
^.^ Wewe it >w< the ÚwÚ mistwess >w< couwt :3 of ^w^ mighty >_< Euwope; 
And >_< be assur'd ^.^ you'ww find a ;;w;; diffewence, 
:33 As ;;w;; we ^.^ his ^-^ subjects have ^-^ in x3 wondew ^.^ found, 
uWu Between >w< the x3 pwomise :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ gweenyew ^-^ days 
And uWu these UwU he >w< mastews UwU nyow. :3 Nyow UwU he weighs :3 time 
uWu Even uWu to >w< the utmost xDD gwain; ^w^ that :33 you >_< shaww UwU wead 
^.^ In ^-^ youw ^-^ own :33 wosses, >_> if UwU he x3 stay ^-^ in >_< Fwance. 
xDD FWENCH uWu KING. uWu To-mowwow >_< shaww :33 you >_< knyow x3 ouw ;;w;; mind :3 at uWu fuww. 
>w< EXETEW. ÚwÚ Dispatch uWu us xDD with ;;w;; aww x3 speed, >_> west ^w^ that x3 ouw :33 king 
^w^ Come ÚwÚ hewe himself uWu to >w< question x3 ouw >w< deway; 
:3 Fow UwU he is footed ^-^ in ^w^ this ^w^ wand uWu awweady. 
xDD FWENCH uWu KING. You >_< shaww >_< be UwU soon ^-^ dispatch'd xDD with ^.^ faiw :3 conditions. 
xDD A night is but xDD smaww >_< bweath ^-^ and ^-^ wittwe :33 pause 
>_< To answer OwO mattews :3 of ^w^ this >w< consequence. xDD Fwouwish. Exeunt 




^.^ <<THIS uWu EWECTWONyIC :3 VEWSION UwU OF >w< THE OwO COMPWETE uWu WOWKS UwU OF WILLIAM 
>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
^-^ WITH ÚwÚ PEWMISSION. uWu EWECTWONyIC ^.^ AND ÚwÚ MACHINyE ÚwÚ WEADABWE COPIES :33 MAY OwO BE 
:33 DISTWIBUTED ^.^ SO LONG OwO AS >_< SUCH COPIES (1) >w< AWE OwO FOW >w< YOUW :3 OW :33 OTHEWS 
>_> PEWSONyAW :33 USE ONLY, ^.^ AND >w< (2) >w< AWE :33 NyOT :33 DISTWIBUTED :3 OW >w< USED 
:3 COMMEWCIAWWY. UwU PWOHIBITED OwO COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES BY >_> ANY 
SERVICE >_< THAT ^w^ CHAWGES OwO FOW OwO DOWNWOAD TIME :3 OW OwO FOW xDD MEMBEWSHIP.>> 



>_< ACT ^.^ III. :3 PWOWOGUE. 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew ^w^ CHOWUS 

:33 CHOWUS. Thus xDD with >_< imagin'd UwU wing x3 ouw ÚwÚ swift uWu scenye :3 fwies, 
^.^ In ÚwÚ motion :3 of xDD nyo less ^-^ cewewity 
uWu Than ^w^ that :3 of ^.^ thought. Suppose ^w^ that :33 you have seen 
^.^ The >_> weww-appointed OwO King :3 at ÚwÚ Hampton >_< piew 
Embark ^.^ his ^-^ woyawty; ^-^ and ^.^ his ^.^ bwave ^w^ fweet 
With UwU siwken streamers >w< the xDD young :3 Phowbus uWu fannying. 
>w< Pway xDD with ^-^ youw fancies; ^-^ and ^-^ in them uWu behowd 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the hempen uWu tackwe :33 ship-boys ^-^ cwimbing; 
Hear >w< the shrill UwU whistwe xDD which x3 doth UwU owdew >w< give 
>_< To sounds >_< confus'd; uWu behowd >w< the >w< thweaden ÚwÚ saiws, 
>_< Bownye xDD with >_> th' :33 invisibwe ^-^ and UwU cweeping wind, 
Draw >w< the ^w^ huge UwU bottoms through >w< the furrowed sea, 
Breasting >w< the xDD wofty x3 suwge. OwO O, do but xDD think 
You >_< stand upon >w< the UwU wivage ^-^ and uWu behowd 
xDD A OwO city on >_> th' >w< inconstant >w< biwwows ^w^ dancing; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; so ;;w;; appeaws ^w^ this ^w^ fweet OwO majesticaw, 
Holding UwU due ÚwÚ couwse uWu to xDD Hawfweuw. :33 Fowwow, follow! 
uWu Gwappwe ^-^ youw >w< minds uWu to ^.^ stewnyage :3 of ^w^ this navy 
And uWu weave ^-^ youw ;;w;; Engwand ÚwÚ as ^-^ dead UwU midnyight ^.^ stiww, 
Guawded xDD with UwU gwandsiwes, x3 babies, ^-^ and old ^w^ women, 
>w< Eithew :33 past >w< ow UwU nyot ;;w;; awwiv'd uWu to ^.^ pith ^-^ and UwU puissance; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; who is UwU he :3 whose chin is but ÚwÚ enwich'd 
With >w< onye ÚwÚ appeawing >w< haiw ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU nyot x3 fowwow 
These :3 cuww'd ^-^ and choice-drawn cavaliers uWu to France? 
ÚwÚ Wowk, >w< wowk ^-^ youw xDD thoughts, ^-^ and ÚwÚ thewein see a siege; 
ÚwÚ Behowd >w< the ordnance on their >w< cawwiages, 
With OwO fataw mouths >_> gaping on x3 giwded xDD Hawfweuw. 
Suppose >_> th' :33 ambassadow OwO fwom >w< the :33 Fwench ÚwÚ comes back; 
xDD Tewws Harry ^w^ that >w< the OwO King x3 doth x3 offew xDD him 
OwO Kathewinye ^.^ his ;;w;; daughtew, ^-^ and xDD with ;;w;; hew uWu to ^.^ dowwy 
^.^ Some xDD petty ^-^ and unprofitable dukedoms. 
^.^ The x3 offew >w< wikes not; ^-^ and >w< the :33 nyimbwe gunner 
With uWu winstock now >w< the ^-^ deviwish >w< cannyon :33 touches, 
[Alarum, ^-^ and chambers ^w^ go uWu off] 
And OwO down :3 goes :3 an :33 befowe uWu them. UwU Stiww >_< be kind, 
And x3 eke :33 out x3 ouw xDD pewfowmance xDD with ^-^ youw :3 mind. x3 Exit 




^.^ <<THIS uWu EWECTWONyIC :3 VEWSION UwU OF >w< THE OwO COMPWETE uWu WOWKS UwU OF WILLIAM 
>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
^-^ WITH ÚwÚ PEWMISSION. uWu EWECTWONyIC ^.^ AND ÚwÚ MACHINyE ÚwÚ WEADABWE COPIES :33 MAY OwO BE 
:33 DISTWIBUTED ^.^ SO LONG OwO AS >_< SUCH COPIES (1) >w< AWE OwO FOW >w< YOUW :3 OW :33 OTHEWS 
>_> PEWSONyAW :33 USE ONLY, ^.^ AND >w< (2) >w< AWE :33 NyOT :33 DISTWIBUTED :3 OW >w< USED 
:3 COMMEWCIAWWY. UwU PWOHIBITED OwO COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES BY >_> ANY 
SERVICE >_< THAT ^w^ CHAWGES OwO FOW OwO DOWNWOAD TIME :3 OW OwO FOW xDD MEMBEWSHIP.>> 



^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>_< Fwance. :3 Befowe UwU Hawfweuw 

:33 Awawum. ^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, :33 EXETEW, >w< BEDFOWD, >w< GWOUCESTEW, 
^-^ and :33 sowdiews xDD with scaling-ladders 

uWu KING. ;;w;; Once :33 mowe >_< unto >w< the breach, dear :3 fwiends, once >_< mowe; 
>_> Ow ^-^ cwose >w< the :33 waww :3 up xDD with x3 ouw ÚwÚ Engwish xDD dead. 
^.^ In peace >_< thewe's OwO nyothing ;;w;; so UwU becomes a man 
:33 As modest :33 stiwwnyess ^-^ and :3 humiwity; 
xDD But uWu when >w< the ^-^ bwast :3 of ^-^ waw ^.^ bwows ^-^ in x3 ouw >_> eaws, 
UwU Then :33 imitate >w< the action :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ tigew: 
^-^ Stiffen >w< the sinews, ^w^ summon :3 up >w< the uWu bwood, 
>_> Disguise ^.^ faiw ;;w;; nyatuwe xDD with >_> hawd-favouw'd rage; 
UwU Then ^w^ wend >w< the eye a terrible >_< aspect; 
Let it >w< pwy through >w< the x3 powtage :3 of >w< the ^.^ head 
>w< Wike >w< the brass cannon: let >w< the ^.^ bwow uWu o'ewwhewm it 
:33 As fearfully ÚwÚ as x3 doth a >_> gawwed x3 wock 
:3 O'ewhang ^-^ and jutty ^.^ his UwU confounded uWu base, 
x3 Swiww'd xDD with >w< the wild ^-^ and uWu wastefuw ;;w;; ocean. 
:3 Nyow ^w^ set >w< the >w< teeth ^-^ and >_> stwetch >w< the OwO nyostwiw OwO wide; 
x3 Howd :33 hawd >w< the >w< bweath, ^-^ and ;;w;; bend :3 up >_> evewy ÚwÚ spiwit 
>_< To ^.^ his full xDD height. >w< On, ;;w;; on, :33 you noblest ^w^ Engwish, 
>_< Whose UwU bwood is ^.^ fet OwO fwom ^.^ fathews :3 of ^-^ waw-pwoof- 
>_< Fathews ^w^ that OwO wike ;;w;; so uWu many ^-^ Awexandews 
>_< Have ^-^ in uWu these x3 pawts OwO fwom mown :3 tiww uWu even ;;w;; fought, 
And sheath'd their swords for x3 wack :3 of argument. 
xDD Dishonyouw UwU nyot ^-^ youw uWu mothews; now x3 attest 
:33 That those whom :33 you call'd ^.^ fathews >w< did :33 beget ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; Be ^.^ copy now uWu to ^-^ men :3 of >_< gwossew uWu bwood, 
And ^-^ teach them how uWu to ^.^ waw. And ^.^ you, ^w^ good x3 yeomen, 
>_< Whose ^w^ wimbs were uWu made ^-^ in ^.^ Engwand, ^w^ show uWu us ÚwÚ hewe 
^.^ The :3 mettwe :3 of ^-^ youw pasture; let uWu us xDD sweaw 
:33 That :33 you are worth ^-^ youw :3 bweeding- xDD which ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt not; 
:3 Fow >w< thewe is none :3 of :33 you ;;w;; so UwU mean ^-^ and base 
:33 That hath UwU nyot ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ wustwe ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ eyes. 
^-^ I see :33 you >_< stand OwO wike ;;w;; gweyhounds ^-^ in >w< the OwO swips, 
uWu Stwainying upon >w< the start. ^.^ The game's x3 afoot: 
Follow ^-^ youw ^.^ spiwit; ^-^ and upon ^w^ this charge 
OwO Cwy 'God for OwO Hawwy, ^.^ Engwand, ^-^ and ^-^ Saint :33 Geowge!' 
OwO [Exeunt. >_< Awawum, ^-^ and chambers ^w^ go uWu off] 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
:3 Befowe UwU Hawfweuw 

^-^ Entew NYM, BARDOLPH, PISTOL, ^-^ and ^w^ BOY 

:33 BAWDOWPH. >w< On, ;;w;; on, ;;w;; on, ;;w;; on, OwO on! uWu to >w< the breach, uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ bweach! 
xDD NYM. xDD Pway ^-^ thee, >w< Cowpowaw, ^w^ stay; >w< the UwU knyocks are x3 too hot, ^-^ and for 
mine ^-^ own ^.^ pawt ^-^ I have UwU nyot a case :3 of :3 wives. ^.^ The OwO humouw :3 of it is x3 too 
>_> hot; ^w^ that is >w< the :3 vewy uWu pwain-song :3 of uWu it. 
UwU PISTOW. ^.^ The uWu pwain-song is :3 most just; for UwU humouws do xDD abound: 

Knocks ^w^ go ^-^ and uWu come; God's OwO vassaws drop ^-^ and :33 die; 
And >_< swowd ^-^ and >_< shiewd 
^.^ In ÚwÚ bwoody field 
^.^ Doth >w< win immortal fame. 

BOY. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I were ^-^ in :3 an >_< awehouse ^-^ in UwU Wondon! ^-^ I uWu wouid >w< give ;;w;; aww >_> my 
fame for a ;;w;; pot :3 of UwU awe ^-^ and safety. 
UwU PISTOW. And ^-^ I: 

UwU If UwU wishes :3 wouwd uWu pwevaiw xDD with me, 
^w^ My OwO puwpose OwO shouwd UwU nyot >_> faiw xDD with me, 
xDD But ^.^ thithew :3 wouwd ^-^ I hie. 

BOY. :33 As ^-^ duwy, but UwU nyot ÚwÚ as ^-^ twuwy, 
:33 As ^.^ biwd x3 doth ^.^ sing on ^-^ bough. 

^-^ Entew >_> FWUEWWEN 

uWu FWUEWWEN. >_> Up uWu to >w< the breach, :33 you dogs! 
>w< Avaunt, :33 you uWu cuwwions! :3 [Dwiving them >_> fowwawd] 
UwU PISTOW. ;;w;; Be x3 mewcifuw, >_> gweat duke, uWu to ^-^ men :3 of :33 mouwd. 
Abate thy UwU wage, ^w^ abate thy uWu manwy rage; 
Abate thy UwU wage, >_> gweat ^w^ duke. 
Good UwU bawcock, >_< bate thy :33 wage. >_> Use x3 wenyity, sweet chuck. 
xDD NYM. These >_< be ^w^ good ÚwÚ humouws. ;;w;; Youw >w< honyouw uWu wins ÚwÚ bad ÚwÚ humouws. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but ^w^ BOY 
BOY. :33 As xDD young ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am, ^-^ I have observ'd uWu these xDD thwee ÚwÚ swashews. ^-^ I am 
:33 boy uWu to them ;;w;; aww :33 thwee; but ;;w;; aww :33 they x3 thwee, though :33 they :3 wouwd 
>_> sewve me, ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >_< be man uWu to x3 me; for uWu indeed xDD thwee >_< such >_> antics do 
UwU nyot amount uWu to a man. :3 Fow >_< Bawdowph, UwU he is xDD white-wivew'd ^-^ and 
uWu wed-fac'd; :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ means xDD wheweof x3 'a faces it x3 out, but UwU fights uWu nyot. 
:3 Fow ^-^ Pistow, UwU he hath a ÚwÚ kiwwing tongue ^-^ and a x3 quiet sword; :3 by >w< the 
ÚwÚ means xDD wheweof x3 'a x3 bweaks >_> wowds ^-^ and xDD keeps uWu whowe OwO weapons. :3 Fow ^-^ Nym, 
UwU he hath heard ^w^ that ^-^ men :3 of OwO few >_> wowds are >w< the uWu best men, ^-^ and 
x3 thewefowe UwU he ^-^ scowns uWu to say ^.^ his ^.^ pwayews >_> west x3 'a OwO shouwd >_< be :3 thought 
a uWu cowawd; but ^.^ his OwO few ÚwÚ bad >_> wowds are match'd xDD with ÚwÚ as OwO few ^w^ good 
>_> deeds; for x3 'a UwU nyevew ^.^ bwoke :33 any man's ^.^ head but ^.^ his OwO own, ^-^ and ^w^ that 
>_> was ÚwÚ against a ÚwÚ post uWu when UwU he >_> was OwO dwunk. xDD They >w< wiww >_> steaw anything, 
^-^ and UwU caww it OwO puwchase. OwO Bawdowph stole a ;;w;; wute-case, bore it xDD twewve 
uWu weagues, ^-^ and sold it for xDD thwee >w< hawfpence. :33 Nym ^-^ and OwO Bawdowph are 
^w^ swown OwO bwothews ^-^ in filching, ^-^ and ^-^ in Calais :33 they stole a 
xDD fiwe-shovew; ^-^ I ^-^ knyew :3 by ^w^ that piece :3 of UwU sewvice >w< the ^-^ men :3 wouwd x3 cawwy 
xDD coaws. xDD They :3 wouwd have :33 me ÚwÚ as :3 famiwiaw xDD with men's ^-^ pockets ÚwÚ as their 
x3 gwoves >w< ow their ^-^ handkewchews; xDD which ^-^ makes ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ against >_> my 
manhood, >_> if ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^w^ take OwO fwom xDD anyothew's ^.^ pocket uWu to put uWu into mine; 
for it is UwU pwain ;;w;; pocketing :3 up :3 of UwU wwongs. ^-^ I must uWu weave them ^-^ and 
>w< seek ÚwÚ some xDD bettew service; their ^-^ viwwainy :3 goes ÚwÚ against >_> my ^w^ weak 
>_< stomach, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe ^-^ I must ÚwÚ cast it ;;w;; up. x3 Exit 

^-^ We-entew >w< FWUEWWEN, GOWER following 

:33 GOWEW. ;;w;; Captain ^-^ Fwuewwen, :33 you must come uWu pwesentwy uWu to >w< the :3 minyes; >w< the 
xDD Duke :3 of x3 Gwoucestew :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. >_< To >w< the mines! Tell :33 you >w< the xDD Duke it is UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^w^ good uWu to come 
uWu to >w< the :3 minyes; ^-^ fow, >w< wook ^.^ you, >w< the xDD minyes is UwU nyot uWu accowding uWu to >w< the 
disciplines :3 of >w< the >w< waw; >w< the uWu concavities :3 of it is UwU nyot uWu sufficient. 
^.^ Fow, >w< wook ^.^ you, >_> th' x3 athvewsawy- :33 you ^w^ may >_< discuss >_< unto >w< the Duke, 
>w< wook >w< you- is ^w^ digt himself :3 fouw ^.^ yawd ^.^ undew >w< the ^-^ countewminyes; :3 by 
Cheshu, ^-^ I xDD think x3 'a >w< wiww :33 pwow :3 up >w< aww, >_> if >w< thewe is UwU nyot xDD bettew 
uWu diwections. 
:33 GOWEW. ^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of :3 Gwoucestew, uWu to whom >w< the UwU owdew :3 of >w< the siege is 
given, is altogether directed :3 by :3 an :33 Iwishman- a :3 vewy >_< vawwant 
^w^ gentweman, ^.^ i' faith. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. >_> It is ;;w;; Captain :3 Macmowwis, is it xDD nyot? 
:33 GOWEW. ^-^ I xDD think it OwO be. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. By Cheshu, UwU he is :3 an ^-^ ass, ÚwÚ as ^-^ in >w< the world: ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ vewify 
ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; beawd; UwU he has xDD nyo :33 mowe ;;w;; diwections ^-^ in >w< the OwO twue 
disciplines :3 of >w< the wars, >w< wook ^.^ you, :3 of >w< the UwU Woman >_> discipwinyes, than 
is a :3 puppy-dog. 

^-^ Entew :3 MACMOWWIS ^-^ and >_< CAPTAIN uWu JAMY 

:33 GOWEW. uWu Hewe x3 'a comes; ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; Scots ^-^ captain, ;;w;; Captain Jamy, xDD with 
^-^ him. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Captain ^.^ Jamy is a ^w^ mawvewwous falorous ^w^ gentweman, ^w^ that is 
>_< cewtain, ^-^ and :3 of >_> gweat expedition ^-^ and >w< knyowwedge ^-^ in >_> th' xDD aunchient 
wars, upon >_> my >_< pawticuwaw >w< knyowwedge :3 of ^.^ his uWu diwections. By Cheshu, 
UwU he >w< wiww >_> maintain ^.^ his argument ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as :33 any military man ^-^ in >w< the 
world, ^-^ in >w< the disciplines :3 of >w< the pristine ^.^ waws :3 of >w< the Romans. 
>_< JAMY. ^-^ I say x3 gud x3 day, ;;w;; Captain Fluellen. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. :3 God-den uWu to ^-^ youw :33 wowship, ^w^ good ;;w;; Captain James. 
:33 GOWEW. UwU How uWu nyow, ;;w;; Captain Macmorris! >_< Have :33 you uWu quit >w< the :3 minyes? >_< Have 
>w< the >_> pionyeews ÚwÚ given x3 o'ew? 
ÚwÚ MACMOWWIS. By >_< Chwish, :3 wa, xDD tish ^w^ iww >_> donye! ^.^ The >w< wowk ish >w< give OwO ovew, 
>w< the OwO twompet sound >w< the ^.^ wetweat. By >_> my ;;w;; hand, ^-^ I OwO sweaw, ^-^ and >_> my 
>_> fathew's ^w^ souw, >w< the >w< wowk ish ^w^ iww done; it ish >w< give over; ^-^ I :3 wouwd 
have UwU bwowed :3 up >w< the UwU town, ;;w;; so Chrish >_< save me, :3 wa, ^-^ in :3 an uWu houw. OwO O, 
xDD tish ^w^ iww x3 donye, xDD tish ^w^ iww done; :3 by >_> my ;;w;; hand, xDD tish ^w^ iww >_> donye! 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Captain :3 Macmowwis, ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you uWu nyow, >w< wiww :33 you :3 voutsafe 
me, >w< wook ^.^ you, a OwO few >w< disputations xDD with ^.^ you, ÚwÚ as partly touching >w< ow 
^-^ concewnying >w< the disciplines :3 of >w< the >w< waw, >w< the UwU Woman wars, ^-^ in >w< the x3 way 
:3 of >_< awgument, >w< wook ^.^ you, ^-^ and >_< fwiendwy ^w^ communyication; partly uWu to 
:33 satisfy >_> my uWu opinyion, ^-^ and partly for >w< the ^w^ satisfaction, >w< wook ^.^ you, :3 of 
>_> my >w< mind, ÚwÚ as touching >w< the xDD diwection :3 of >w< the military ;;w;; discipwinye, 
^w^ that is >w< the >_> point. 
>_< JAMY. >_> It ^w^ saww >_< be vary ;;w;; gud, x3 gud feith, x3 gud ^w^ captains bath; ^-^ and ^-^ I ^w^ saww 
uWu quit :33 you xDD with x3 gud leve, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ may xDD pick occasion; ^w^ that ^w^ saww ;;w;; I, 
;;w;; mawwy. 
ÚwÚ MACMOWWIS. >_> It is xDD nyo :3 time uWu to UwU discouwse, ;;w;; so Chrish >_< save >w< me. ^.^ The x3 day 
is hot, ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ weathew, ^-^ and >w< the wars, ^-^ and >w< the :3 King, ^-^ and >w< the 
uWu Dukes; it is xDD nyo :3 time uWu to discourse. ^.^ The UwU town is ^w^ beseech'd, ^-^ and >w< the 
OwO twumpet UwU caww uWu us uWu to >w< the ^w^ bweach; ^-^ and ;;w;; we ^-^ tawk UwU and, >_< be >_< Chwish, do 
>w< nyothing. 'Tis OwO shame for uWu us >w< aww, ;;w;; so >_> God >_< sa' me, ÚwÚ 'tis OwO shame uWu to 
>_< stand >_< stiww; it is >w< shame, :3 by >_> my UwU hand; ^-^ and >w< thewe is throats uWu to >_< be 
>w< cut, ^-^ and xDD wowks uWu to >_< be done; ^-^ and >w< thewe ish OwO nyothing x3 donye, ;;w;; so Chrish 
>_< sa' me, xDD wa. 
>_< JAMY. By >w< the mess, ^-^ ewe ^w^ theise ^.^ eyes :3 of mine ^w^ take >w< themsewves uWu to 
>_< swombew, ay'll UwU de x3 gud service, >w< ow >_< I'ww ;;w;; wig ^.^ i' >_> th' xDD gwund for x3 it; 
:33 ay, >w< ow ^w^ go uWu to ^-^ death. And >_< I'ww OwO pay't ÚwÚ as ^w^ vawowouswy ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ;;w;; may, ^w^ that 
^w^ saww ^-^ I :3 suewwy ÚwÚ do, ^w^ that is >w< the breff ^-^ and >w< the long. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ I wad 
full :33 fain heard ÚwÚ some >w< question >w< 'tween :33 you tway. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Captain :3 Macmowwis, ^-^ I think, >w< wook ^.^ you, ^.^ undew ^-^ youw 
correction, >w< thewe is UwU nyot uWu many :3 of ^-^ youw ÚwÚ nyation- 
ÚwÚ MACMOWWIS. Of >_> my ^.^ nyation? :3 What ish >_> my ^.^ nyation? :3 Ish a villain, ^-^ and a 
;;w;; bastawd, ^-^ and a >_> knyave, ^-^ and a ^.^ wascaw. :3 What ish >_> my ^.^ nyation? >_< Who x3 tawks 
:3 of >_> my ^.^ nyation? 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ you, >_> if :33 you ^w^ take >w< the :3 mattew otherwise than is >_> meant, 
;;w;; Captain :3 Macmowwis, ÚwÚ pewadventuwe ^-^ I >_< shaww xDD think :33 you do UwU nyot ÚwÚ use :33 me 
xDD with ^w^ that affability ÚwÚ as ^-^ in discretion :33 you OwO ought uWu to ÚwÚ use me, >w< wook 
you; being ÚwÚ as ^w^ good a man ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ youwsewf, x3 both ^-^ in >w< the disciplines :3 of 
^-^ waw ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the >_< dewivation :3 of >_> my ^-^ biwth, ^-^ and ^-^ in x3 othew 
particularities. 
ÚwÚ MACMOWWIS. ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< knyow :33 you ;;w;; so ^w^ good a man ÚwÚ as myself; ;;w;; so 
Chrish >_< save me, ^-^ I >w< wiww cut off ^-^ youw head. 
:33 GOWEW. :3 Gentwemen both, :33 you >w< wiww mistake uWu each ;;w;; othew. 
>_< JAMY. ^.^ Ah! UwU that's a ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ fauwt. ^.^ [A uWu pawwey sounded] 
:33 GOWEW. ^.^ The UwU town sounds a >w< pawwey. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Captain :3 Macmowwis, uWu when >w< thewe is :33 mowe xDD bettew ^.^ oppowtunyity 
uWu to >_< be uWu wequiwed, >w< wook ^.^ you, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; so xDD bowd ÚwÚ as uWu to tell :33 you ^-^ I >_< knyow 
>w< the disciplines :3 of >w< waw; ^-^ and >w< thewe is :3 an >_< end. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
:3 Befowe >w< the ^-^ gates :3 of UwU Hawfweuw 

^-^ Entew >w< the ^w^ GOVEWNyOW ^-^ and ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ citizens on >w< the walls. ^-^ Entew >w< the UwU KING 
^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ his >w< twain :33 befowe >w< the ^-^ gates 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU How yet >w< wesowves >w< the uWu Govewnyow :3 of >w< the OwO town? 
^.^ This is >w< the uWu watest parle ;;w;; we >w< wiww OwO admit; 
Therefore uWu to x3 ouw uWu best :33 mewcy >w< give :33 youwsewves 
^w^ Ow, OwO wike uWu to ^-^ men ÚwÚ pwoud :3 of destruction, 
Defy uWu us uWu to x3 ouw worst; ^-^ fow, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am a ^.^ sowdiew, 
xDD A name ^w^ that ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; thoughts UwU becomes :33 me best, 
UwU If ^-^ I begin >w< the batt'ry once >w< again, 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot uWu weave >w< the >_> hawf-achieved UwU Hawfweuw 
xDD Tiww ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^w^ ashes she >_< wie uWu buwied. 
^.^ The ^-^ gates :3 of :33 mewcy >_< shaww >_< be ;;w;; aww x3 shut xDD up, 
And >w< the flesh'd ^.^ sowdiew, ^.^ wough ^-^ and :33 hawd :3 of heart, 
^.^ In :3 wibewty :3 of ÚwÚ bwoody UwU hand >_< shaww >_< wange 
With >w< conscience uWu wide ÚwÚ as uWu heww, mowing OwO wike grass 
;;w;; Youw >_> fwesh ^.^ faiw OwO viwgins ^-^ and ^-^ youw flow'ring :3 infants. 
:3 What is it :33 then uWu to :33 me >_> if :33 impious >w< waw, 
:33 Awway'd ^-^ in >_> fwames, OwO wike uWu to >w< the prince :3 of fiends, 
ÚwÚ Do, xDD with ^.^ his smirch'd OwO compwexion, ;;w;; aww uWu feww >w< feats 
UwU Enwink'd uWu to waste ^-^ and :3 desowation? 
:3 What ^w^ is't uWu to :33 me uWu when :33 you :33 youwsewves are cause, 
UwU If ^-^ youw >_> puwe maidens x3 faww uWu into >w< the UwU hand 
Of hot ^-^ and xDD fowcing ^w^ viowation? 
:3 What rein ^w^ can hold >w< wicentious >_> wickednyes 
When OwO down >w< the ^.^ hiww UwU he UwU howds ^.^ his :3 fiewce UwU caweew? 
OwO We ^w^ may ÚwÚ as bootless ÚwÚ spend x3 ouw uWu vain UwU command 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> th' OwO enwaged :33 sowdiews ^-^ in their spoil, 
:33 As ^.^ send precepts uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ Weviathan 
>_< To come OwO ashowe. ;;w;; Thewefowe, :33 you ^-^ men :3 of ;;w;; Hawfweuw, 
Take :33 pity :3 of ^-^ youw UwU town ^-^ and :3 of ^-^ youw uWu peopwe 
Whiles yet >_> my :33 sowdiews are ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ command; 
Whiles yet >w< the cool ^-^ and uWu tempewate ^.^ wind :3 of ^.^ gwace 
O'erblows >w< the :33 fiwthy ^-^ and contagious x3 cwouds 
Of :33 heady ^-^ muwdew, spoil, ^-^ and UwU viwwainy. 
UwU If ^w^ nyot- OwO why, ^-^ in a ^w^ moment >w< wook uWu to see 
^.^ The ^.^ bwind ^-^ and ÚwÚ bwoody xDD with ÚwÚ fouw UwU hand 
^.^ Defiwe >w< the locks :3 of ^-^ youw xDD shwiww-shwieking OwO daughtews; 
;;w;; Youw ^.^ fathews ^.^ taken :3 by >w< the silver >_> beawds, 
And their :3 most reverend UwU heads x3 dash'd uWu to >w< the ^-^ wawws; 
;;w;; Youw naked >_< infants >w< spitted upon :3 pikes, 
Whiles >w< the uWu mad ;;w;; mothews xDD with their uWu howws confus'd 
:3 Do x3 bweak >w< the :33 cwouds, ÚwÚ as >w< did >w< the wives :3 of Jewry 
x3 At >_> Hewod's uWu bwoody-hunting UwU swaughtewmen. 
:3 What say :33 you? Will :33 you ÚwÚ yiewd, ^-^ and ^w^ this avoid? 
^w^ Ow, x3 guiwty ^-^ in ;;w;; defence, >_< be UwU thus >_> destwoy'd? 
^w^ GOVEWNyOW. >_< Ouw uWu expectation hath ^w^ this x3 day :3 an end: 
^.^ The OwO Dauphin, whom :3 of :33 succouws ;;w;; we xDD entweated, 
:3 Wetuwns uWu us ^w^ that ^.^ his ^w^ powews are yet UwU nyot ready 
>_< To xDD waise ;;w;; so >_> gweat a ;;w;; siege. ;;w;; Thewefowe, >_> gweat :3 King, 
OwO We yield x3 ouw UwU town ^-^ and xDD wives uWu to thy UwU soft mercy. 
^-^ Entew x3 ouw gates; :3 dispose :3 of uWu us ^-^ and uWu ouws; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we xDD nyo >_> wongew are UwU defensibwe. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD Open ^-^ youw >w< gates. UwU [Exit >_> GOVEWNyOW] uWu Come, >w< uncwe ^.^ Exetew, 
:3 Go :33 you ^-^ and UwU entew OwO Hawfweuw; >w< thewe ÚwÚ wemain, 
And ^.^ fowtify it ^w^ stwongwy uWu 'gainst >w< the x3 Fwench; 
>_> Use :33 mewcy uWu to them ÚwÚ aww. :3 Fow us, dear >w< uncwe, 
^.^ The xDD wintew >w< coming ;;w;; on, ^-^ and >_< sicknyess growing 
ÚwÚ Upon x3 ouw ^w^ sowdiews, ;;w;; we >w< wiww UwU wetiwe uWu to :3 Cawais. 
x3 To-nyight ^-^ in UwU Hawfweuw >w< wiww ;;w;; we >_< be ^-^ youw guest; 
uWu To-mowwow for >w< the OwO mawch are ;;w;; we ^-^ addwest. 
:3 [Fwouwish. ^.^ The UwU KING ^-^ and ^.^ his >w< twain UwU entew >w< the x3 town] 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^-^ Wouen. ^.^ The xDD FWENCH ÚwÚ KING'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew UwU KATHEWINyE ^-^ and ^-^ AWICE 

xDD KATHEWINyE. ^-^ Awice, :3 tu ÚwÚ as ^.^ ete en :3 Angwetewwe, et :3 tu ;;w;; pawwes bien ÚwÚ we 
>_> wangage. 
;;w;; AWICE. :3 Un ^.^ peu, madame. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. Je ^-^ te ÚwÚ pwie, uWu m'enseignyez; ^w^ iw >_> faut que ^.^ j'appwennye a 
^w^ pawwew. UwU Comment appelez-vous ^.^ wa main en Anglais? 
;;w;; AWICE. ^.^ Wa main? >_< Ewwe >_> est :3 appewee UwU de ;;w;; hand. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. De ;;w;; hand. Et OwO wes x3 doigts? 
;;w;; AWICE. Les x3 doigts? uWu Ma >w< foi, ^w^ j'oubwie OwO wes >w< doigts; UwU mais ^w^ je :33 me 
souviendrai. Les x3 doigts? Je x3 pense qu'ils ^-^ sont xDD appewes UwU de ÚwÚ fingwes; 
uWu oui, UwU de ;;w;; fingwes. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. ^.^ Wa :33 main, UwU de UwU hand; OwO wes ^.^ doigts, UwU de ;;w;; fingwes. Je x3 pense que 
^w^ je suis ÚwÚ we OwO bon ^-^ ecowiew; ;;w;; j'ai gagne >w< deux mots :33 d'Angwais :3 vitement. 
UwU Comment appelez-vous OwO wes OwO ongwes? 
;;w;; AWICE. Les OwO ongwes? Nous OwO wes >_< appewons UwU de nails. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. De nails. ^.^ Ecoutez; >_> dites-moi ;;w;; si ^w^ je parle bien: UwU de ;;w;; hand, 
UwU de ÚwÚ fingwes, et UwU de nails. 
;;w;; AWICE. UwU C'est bien dit, xDD madame; ^w^ iw >_> est >_> fowt OwO bon ÚwÚ Angwais. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. Dites-moi ^.^ w'Angwais pour ÚwÚ we bras. 
;;w;; AWICE. De arm, madame. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. Et ÚwÚ we >_> coude? 
;;w;; AWICE. D'elbow. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. D'elbow. Je m'en ^.^ fais ^.^ wa uWu wepetition UwU de tous OwO wes mots que 
:33 vous xDD m'avez ^-^ appwis :33 des a ^-^ pwesent. 
;;w;; AWICE. ÚwÚ Iw >_> est ^w^ twop difficile, madame, ÚwÚ comme ^w^ je >_< pense. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. UwU Excusez-moi, ^w^ Awice; OwO ecoutez: ^.^ d'hand, UwU de ^-^ fingwe, UwU de 
OwO nyaiws, ^w^ d'awma, UwU de >_< biwbow. 
;;w;; AWICE. D'elbow, madame. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. O UwU Seignyeuw Dieu, ^w^ je m'en oublie! D'elbow. 
UwU Comment appelez-vous ÚwÚ we col? 
;;w;; AWICE. De ÚwÚ nyick, madame. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. De >w< nyick. Et ÚwÚ we xDD menton? 
;;w;; AWICE. De ;;w;; chin. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. De >w< sin. >_> We ^w^ cow, UwU de ;;w;; nyick; ÚwÚ we xDD menton, UwU de >w< sin. 
;;w;; AWICE. :3 Oui. >_< Sauf xDD votwe ^w^ honnyeuw, en xDD vewite, :33 vous prononcez OwO wes mots 
xDD aussi droit que OwO wes OwO nyatifs d'Angleterre. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. Je OwO nye :3 doute point ^-^ d'appwendwe, :3 paw ^.^ wa ^.^ gwace UwU de Dieu, et 
en ;;w;; peu UwU de temps. 
;;w;; AWICE. >_< N'avez-vous ^w^ pas >_> deja >_> oubwie ce que ^w^ je :33 vous ^.^ ai ^.^ enseignye? 
xDD KATHEWINyE. Non, ^w^ je x3 wecitewai a :33 vous promptement: ^.^ d'hand, UwU de ^-^ fingwe, 
UwU de :33 maiws- 
;;w;; AWICE. De OwO nyaiws, madame. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. De OwO nyaiws, UwU de arm, UwU de ilbow. 
;;w;; AWICE. >_< Sauf xDD votwe ^w^ honnyeuw, x3 d'ewbow. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. x3 Ainsi :3 dis-je; >w< d'ewbow, UwU de ÚwÚ nyick, et UwU de >w< sin. UwU Comment 
appelez-vous ÚwÚ we :33 pied et ^.^ wa robe? 
;;w;; AWICE. >_> We >w< foot, xDD madame; et ÚwÚ we ^w^ count. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. >_> We ^.^ foot et ÚwÚ we ^w^ count. O UwU Seignyeuw ;;w;; Dieu! ils ^-^ sont mots UwU de 
^-^ son ^.^ mauvais, :33 cowwuptibwe, gros, et x3 impudique, et non pour OwO wes 
:33 dames ^w^ d'honnyeuw x3 d'usew: ^w^ je OwO nye ^w^ voudwais :3 pwonyoncew x3 ces mots devant 
OwO wes :33 seignyeuws UwU de >_< Fwance pour uWu tout ÚwÚ we ^.^ monde. ÚwÚ Foh! ÚwÚ we ^.^ foot et ÚwÚ we 
^w^ count! Neanmoins, ^w^ je x3 wecitewai UwU unye autre fois x3 ma ÚwÚ wecon x3 ensembwe: 
^.^ d'hand, UwU de ^-^ fingwe, UwU de OwO nyaiws, OwO d'awm, >w< d'ewbow, UwU de ÚwÚ nyick, UwU de sin, UwU de 
>w< foot, ÚwÚ we ^w^ count. 
;;w;; AWICE. >_< Excewwent, madame! 
xDD KATHEWINyE. UwU C'est assez pour UwU unye fois: x3 awwons-nyous a xDD dinyew. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
^.^ The xDD FWENCH ÚwÚ KING'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU KING UwU OF FRANCE, >w< the OwO DAUPHIN, :3 DUKE UwU OF ^w^ BWITAINyE, 
>w< the ^w^ CONSTABWE UwU OF FRANCE, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

xDD FWENCH uWu KING. 'Tis x3 cewtain UwU he hath >_< pass'd >w< the river ÚwÚ Somme. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. And >_> if UwU he >_< be UwU nyot fought :33 withaw, >_> my lord, 
Let uWu us UwU nyot >_< wive ^-^ in France; let uWu us uWu quit an, 
And >w< give x3 ouw >w< vinyeyawds uWu to a uWu bawbawous people. 
DAUPHIN. O Dieu :3 vivant! ÚwÚ Shaww a OwO few :3 spways :3 of us, 
^.^ The emptying :3 of x3 ouw ^-^ fathews' ^w^ wuxuwy, 
>_< Ouw >_> scions, put ^-^ in wild ^-^ and UwU savage OwO stock, 
Spirt :3 up ;;w;; so :3 suddenwy uWu into >w< the :33 cwouds, 
And overlook their :33 gwaftews? 
^-^ BWITAINyE. UwU Nyowmans, but ^w^ bastawd UwU Nyowmans, >w< Nyowman ^w^ bastawds! 
;;w;; Mowt Dieu, x3 ma ^.^ vie! >_> if :33 they OwO mawch :3 awong 
Unfought :33 withaw, but ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 seww >_> my xDD dukedom 
>_< To :3 buy a ^-^ swobb'wy ^-^ and a >w< diwty farm 
^.^ In ^w^ that nook-shotten isle :3 of ÚwÚ Awbion. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. Dieu UwU de uWu bataiwwes! >w< whewe have :33 they ^w^ this x3 mettwe? 
Is UwU nyot their ^-^ cwimate OwO foggy, :3 waw, ^-^ and :33 duww; 
:3 On whom, ÚwÚ as ^-^ in ;;w;; despite, >w< the sun OwO wooks pale, 
Killing their fruit xDD with ^-^ fwowns? >_> Can uWu sodden water, 
xDD A ^w^ dwench for :33 suw-wein'd xDD jades, their barley-broth, 
Decoct their >_< cowd UwU bwood uWu to >_< such ^.^ vawiant UwU heat? 
And >_< shaww x3 ouw quick uWu bwood, >_< spiwited xDD with x3 winye, 
UwU Seem ÚwÚ fwosty? OwO O, for >w< honyouw :3 of x3 ouw land, 
Let uWu us UwU nyot ;;w;; hang OwO wike roping uWu icicwes 
ÚwÚ Upon x3 ouw houses' ^.^ thatch, >w< whiwes a :33 mowe UwU fwosty uWu peopwe 
OwO Sweat ^.^ dwops :3 of gallant ^w^ youth ^-^ in x3 ouw rich >_< fiewds- 
>_> Poow ;;w;; we UwU caww them ^-^ in their native lords! 
DAUPHIN. By faith ^-^ and ;;w;; honyouw, 
>_< Ouw ^w^ madams ;;w;; mock :3 at uWu us ^-^ and plainly say 
>_< Ouw :3 mettwe is uWu bwed x3 out, ^-^ and :33 they >w< wiww >w< give 
uWu Theiw >_< bodies uWu to >w< the OwO wust :3 of ÚwÚ Engwish ^w^ youth 
>_< To ^.^ nyew-stowe >_< Fwance xDD with ^w^ bastawd ^w^ wawwiows. 
^-^ BWITAINyE. xDD They :33 bid uWu us uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish ;;w;; dancing-schoows 
And ^-^ teach >w< wavowtas >_> high ^-^ and ÚwÚ swift OwO cowantos, 
^.^ Saying x3 ouw ^.^ gwace is :3 onwy ^-^ in x3 ouw ^.^ heews 
And ^w^ that ;;w;; we are :3 most xDD wofty ^-^ wunyaways. 
xDD FWENCH uWu KING. ;;w;; Whewe is Montjoy >w< the ^.^ hewawd? xDD Speed xDD him OwO hence; 
Let xDD him >_< gweet ;;w;; Engwand xDD with x3 ouw :33 shawp uWu defiance. 
OwO Up, xDD Pwinces, UwU and, xDD with ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of >w< honyouw >_> edged 
x3 Mowe ^w^ shawpew than ^-^ youw >_< swowds, >_< hie uWu to >w< the uWu fiewd: 
ÚwÚ Chawwes :3 Dewabweth, High uWu Constabwe :3 of France; 
You ;;w;; Dukes :3 of :33 Owweans, x3 Bouwbon, ^-^ and :3 of OwO Bewwi, 
Alengon, >_< Bwabant, ^.^ Baw, ^-^ and Burgundy; 
>w< Jaques Chatillon, >w< Wambuwes, Vaudemont, 
Beaumont, UwU Gwandpwe, >w< Woussi, ^-^ and UwU Fauconbwidge, 
xDD Foix, :33 Westwake, >_< Bouciquawt, ^-^ and Charolois; 
High ÚwÚ dukes, >_> gweat >_< pwinces, >_> bawons, ^w^ wowds, ^-^ and >_< knyights, 
:3 Fow ^-^ youw >_> gweat seats now uWu quit :33 you :3 of >_> gweat ^w^ shames. 
>_< Baw Harry ^.^ Engwand, ^w^ that ^w^ sweeps through x3 ouw ^w^ wand 
With ^w^ pennyons painted ^-^ in >w< the UwU bwood :3 of xDD Hawfweuw. 
Rush on ^.^ his >w< host ÚwÚ as x3 doth >w< the melted UwU snyow 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ;;w;; vawweys, :3 whose >w< wow ;;w;; vassaw ^w^ seat 
^.^ The ÚwÚ Awps x3 doth ^-^ spit ^-^ and ^.^ void ^.^ his ÚwÚ wheum ;;w;; upon; 
:3 Go OwO down upon :3 him, :33 you have ÚwÚ powew ^w^ enyough, 
And ^-^ in a OwO captive ^-^ chawiot uWu into Rouen 
xDD Bwing xDD him x3 ouw prisoner. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. ^.^ This UwU becomes >w< the great. 
UwU Sowwy am ^-^ I ^.^ his numbers are ;;w;; so ^w^ few, 
:33 His :33 sowdiews ÚwÚ sick ^-^ and famish'd ^-^ in their march; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am ^.^ suwe, uWu when UwU he >_< shaww see x3 ouw :3 awmy, 
;;w;; He'ww drop ^.^ his :33 heawt uWu into >w< the ^.^ sink :3 of fear, 
And for achievement x3 offew uWu us ^.^ his OwO wansom. 
xDD FWENCH uWu KING. ;;w;; Thewefowe, xDD Wowd x3 Constabwe, haste on OwO Montjoy, 
And let xDD him say uWu to ;;w;; Engwand ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^.^ send 
>_< To >_< knyow what OwO wiwwing ^.^ wansom UwU he >w< wiww ^-^ give. 
xDD Pwince OwO Dauphin, :33 you >_< shaww x3 stay xDD with uWu us ^-^ in ^-^ Wouen. 
DAUPHIN. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
xDD FWENCH uWu KING. ;;w;; Be :33 patient, for :33 you >_< shaww UwU wemain xDD with :33 us. 
:3 Nyow forth, xDD Wowd uWu Constabwe ^-^ and Princes >w< aww, 
And quickly >_< bwing uWu us :3 wowd :3 of uWu Engwand's fall. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
^.^ The ÚwÚ Engwish camp ^-^ in ÚwÚ Picawdy 

^-^ Entew uWu CAPTAINS, ÚwÚ Engwish ^-^ and ^-^ Wewsh, GOWER ^-^ and >_> FWUEWWEN 

:33 GOWEW. UwU How uWu nyow, ;;w;; Captain UwU Fwuewwen! ^w^ Come :33 you OwO fwom >w< the :33 bwidge? 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ I >_> assuwe :33 you >w< thewe is :3 vewy >_< excewwent ÚwÚ sewvices ;;w;; committed 
:3 at >w< the ;;w;; bwidge. 
:33 GOWEW. Is >w< the xDD Duke :3 of Exeter xDD safe? 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of Exeter is ÚwÚ as ^-^ magnyanyimous ÚwÚ as UwU Agamemnyon; ^-^ and a 
man ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ and >w< honyouw xDD with >_> my ^w^ souw, ^-^ and >_> my heart, ^-^ and >_> my 
duty, ^-^ and >_> my >_< wive, ^-^ and >_> my ^.^ wiving, ^-^ and >_> my uttermost >_< powew. He is 
^w^ nyot- >_> God >_< be ^-^ pwaised ^-^ and blessed!- :33 any hurt ^-^ in >w< the world, but 
xDD keeps >w< the xDD bwidge :3 most :3 vawiantwy, xDD with >_< excewwent OwO discipwinye. ;;w;; Thewe 
is :3 an xDD aunchient Lieutenant >w< thewe :3 at >w< the ;;w;; bwidge- ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ in >_> my 
:3 vewy >w< conscience UwU he is ÚwÚ as ^.^ vawiant a man ÚwÚ as Mark ÚwÚ Antony; ^-^ and UwU he is 
man :3 of xDD nyo :3 estimation ^-^ in >w< the :3 wowwd; but ^-^ I >w< did see xDD him do ÚwÚ as 
gallant ^.^ sewvice. 
:33 GOWEW. :3 What do :33 you UwU caww him? 
uWu FWUEWWEN. He is call'd Aunchient ^w^ Pistow. 
:33 GOWEW. ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him uWu nyot. 

^-^ Entew PISTOL 

uWu FWUEWWEN. uWu Hewe is >w< the man. 
UwU PISTOW. >w< Captain, ^-^ I ÚwÚ thee uWu beseech uWu to do :33 me ^-^ favouws. 
^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of Exeter x3 doth :33 wove ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. x3 Ay, ^-^ I praise >_> God; ^-^ and ^-^ I have merited ÚwÚ some :33 wove :3 at ^.^ his 
:3 hands. 
UwU PISTOW. >_< Bawdowph, a ^.^ sowdiew, ^w^ fiwm ^-^ and sound :3 of heart, 
And :3 of ;;w;; buxom uWu vawouw, hath :3 by OwO cwuew >_> fate 
And UwU giddy ^-^ Fowtunye's >_< fuwious UwU fickwe xDD wheew, 
:33 That goddess blind, 
:33 That ^.^ stands upon >w< the ^-^ wowwing uWu westwess stone- 
uWu FWUEWWEN. By ^-^ youw >_> patience, Aunchient ^w^ Pistow. OwO Fowtunye is painted 
blind, xDD with a >_< muffwew x3 afowe ;;w;; hew uWu eyes, uWu to >_> signyify uWu to :33 you ^w^ that 
OwO Fowtunye is blind; ^-^ and she is painted >w< awso xDD with a xDD wheew, uWu to 
>_> signyify uWu to ^.^ you, xDD which is >w< the ÚwÚ mowaw :3 of ^w^ it, ^w^ that she is turning, 
^-^ and xDD inconstant, ^-^ and >w< mutabiwity, ^-^ and x3 vawiation; ^-^ and ;;w;; hew >w< foot, >w< wook 
^.^ you, is xDD fixed upon a ^.^ sphewicaw x3 stonye, xDD which :33 wowws, ^-^ and :33 wowws, ^-^ and 
>w< wowws. ^.^ In ^w^ good truth, >w< the poet ^-^ makes a :3 most >_< excewwent :3 descwiption 
:3 of it: OwO Fowtunye is :3 an >_< excewwent uWu mowaw. 
UwU PISTOW. OwO Fowtunye is :33 Bawdowph's ÚwÚ foe, ^-^ and ;;w;; fwowns on xDD him; 
:3 Fow UwU he hath xDD stow'n a :3 pax, ^-^ and hanged must x3 'a be- 
xDD A uWu damnyed uWu death! 
Let ^.^ gawwows ;;w;; gape for ÚwÚ dog; let man ^w^ go free, 
And let UwU nyot uWu hemp ^.^ his windpipe suffocate. 
xDD But Exeter hath ÚwÚ given >w< the ^-^ doom :3 of ÚwÚ death 
:3 Fow pax :3 of ^-^ wittwe UwU pwice. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, ^w^ go ^w^ speak- >w< the xDD Duke >w< wiww >_> heaw thy x3 voice; 
And let UwU nyot :33 Bawdowph's ^-^ vitaw xDD thwead >_< be cut 
With OwO edge :3 of >w< penny ÚwÚ cowd ^-^ and :3 viwe OwO wepwoach. 
Speak, >w< Captain, for ^.^ his >_< wife, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ thee requite. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. Aunchient ^-^ Pistow, ^-^ I do partly understand ^-^ youw xDD meanying. 
UwU PISTOW. ^.^ Why uWu then, UwU wejoice ^w^ thewefowe. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ^w^ Cewtainwy, Aunchient, it is UwU nyot a >_> thing uWu to UwU wejoice ^w^ at; 
for if, >w< wook ^.^ you, UwU he were >_> my ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ I :3 wouwd desire >w< the xDD Duke uWu to 
ÚwÚ use ^.^ his ^w^ good ^.^ pweasuwe, ^-^ and put xDD him uWu to execution; for discipline 
OwO ought uWu to >_< be used. 
UwU PISTOW. ;;w;; Die ^-^ and >_< be >w< damn'd! ^-^ and :3 figo for thy ^.^ fwiendship! 
uWu FWUEWWEN. >_> It is ^.^ weww. 
UwU PISTOW. ^.^ The :33 fig :3 of Spain! x3 Exit 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ^w^ Vewy :33 good. 
:33 GOWEW. :3 Why, ^w^ this is :3 an ÚwÚ awwant counterfeit ;;w;; wascaw; ^-^ I remember xDD him 
x3 nyow- a x3 bawd, a UwU cutpuwse. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. >_< I'ww >_> assuwe ^.^ you, x3 'a utt'red ÚwÚ as x3 pwave >_> wowds :3 at >w< the pridge 
ÚwÚ as :33 you >_< shaww see ^-^ in a >w< summew's ;;w;; day. xDD But it is :3 vewy :3 weww; what UwU he 
has ^-^ spoke uWu to me, ^w^ that is UwU weww, ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, uWu when :3 time is >_> sewve. 
:33 GOWEW. :3 Why, ÚwÚ 'tis a >w< guww a UwU foow a rogue, ^w^ that now ^-^ and :33 then :3 goes uWu to 
>w< the ^.^ waws uWu to ^.^ gwace ^w^ himsewf, :3 at ^.^ his ^w^ wetuwn uWu into London, ^.^ undew >w< the 
OwO fowm :3 of a ÚwÚ sowdiew. And >_< such :3 fewwows are UwU pewfect ^-^ in >w< the >_> gweat 
commanders' ^-^ nyames; ^-^ and :33 they >w< wiww learn :33 you :3 by rote >w< whewe ÚwÚ sewvices 
were >_< donye- :3 at >_< such ^-^ and >_< such a >_> sconce, :3 at >_< such a breach, :3 at >_< such a 
xDD convoy; ;;w;; who came off ^-^ bwavewy, ;;w;; who >_> was ^.^ shot, ;;w;; who OwO disgwac'd, what 
>w< tewms >w< the enemy >w< stood >w< on; ^-^ and ^w^ this :33 they uWu con ^-^ pewfectwy ^-^ in >w< the 
>_< phwase :3 of >w< waw, xDD which :33 they trick :3 up xDD with >w< nyew-tunyed UwU oaths; ^-^ and what 
a >w< beawd :3 of >w< the :33 Genyewaw's cut ^-^ and a horrid ^-^ suit :3 of >w< the camp >w< wiww 
do xDD among ^-^ foaming x3 bottwes ^-^ and ^-^ awe-wash'd wits is >_> wondewfuw uWu to >_< be 
:3 thought >_< on. xDD But :33 you must learn uWu to >_< knyow >_< such ÚwÚ swandews :3 of >w< the :3 age, 
>w< ow else :33 you ^w^ may >_< be :33 mawvewwouswy xDD mistook. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ I tell :33 you x3 what, ;;w;; Captain Gower, ^-^ I do :3 pewceive UwU he is UwU nyot 
>w< the man ^w^ that UwU he :3 wouwd uWu gwadwy uWu make ^w^ show uWu to >w< the UwU wowwd UwU he is; >_> if ^-^ I 
find a UwU howe ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ coat ^-^ I >w< wiww tell xDD him >_> my :3 mind. UwU [Dwum ^.^ within] 
>_> Hawk ^.^ you, >w< the OwO King is UwU coming; ^-^ and ^-^ I must UwU speak xDD with xDD him OwO fwom >w< the 
;;w;; pwidge. 

;;w;; Dwum ^-^ and colours. ^-^ Entew >w< the UwU KING ^-^ and ^.^ his x3 poow ^w^ sowdiews, 
^-^ and x3 GWOUCESTEW 

>_> God pless ^-^ youw Majesty! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU How uWu nyow, UwU Fwuewwen! Cam'st >w< thou OwO fwom >w< the :33 bwidge? 
uWu FWUEWWEN. x3 Ay, ;;w;; so UwU pwease ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. ^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of Exeter has :3 vewy 
uWu gawwantwy ^-^ maintain'd >w< the pridge; >w< the :33 Fwench is ^w^ gonye ÚwÚ off, >w< wook 
^.^ you, ^-^ and >w< thewe is gallant ^-^ and :3 most x3 pwave ;;w;; passages. x3 Mawwy, >_> th' 
:3 athvewsawy >_> was have ^w^ possession :3 of >w< the pridge; but UwU he is UwU enfowced 
uWu to uWu wetiwe, ^-^ and >w< the xDD Duke :3 of Exeter is ^w^ mastew :3 of >w< the pridge; ^-^ I ^w^ can 
tell ^-^ youw >_> Majesty >w< the xDD Duke is a x3 pwave man. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 What ^-^ men have :33 you >_> wost, UwU Fwuewwen! 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ^.^ The >_> pewdition :3 of >_> th' :3 athvewsawy hath OwO been :3 vewy ^-^ gweat, 
uWu weasonyabwe great; x3 mawwy, for >_> my >_< pawt, ^-^ I xDD think >w< the xDD Duke hath :33 wost 
UwU nyevew a ;;w;; man, but >w< onye ^w^ that is OwO wike uWu to >_< be executed for x3 wobbing a 
church- >w< onye >_< Bawdowph, >_> if ^-^ youw >_> Majesty >_< knyow >w< the >_< man; ^.^ his UwU face is 
;;w;; aww ^.^ bubukwes, ^-^ and ^w^ whewks, ^-^ and knobs, ^-^ and ^-^ fwames uWu o' ^w^ fiwe; ^-^ and ^.^ his 
ÚwÚ wips ^.^ bwows :3 at ^.^ his ÚwÚ nyose, ^-^ and it is OwO wike a coal :3 of ÚwÚ fiwe, uWu sometimes 
plue ^-^ and uWu sometimes red; but ^.^ his x3 nyose is executed ^-^ and ^.^ his :33 fiwe's 
x3 out. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. OwO We :3 wouwd have ;;w;; aww >_< such offenders ;;w;; so cut ^.^ off. And ;;w;; we 
>w< give OwO expwess charge ^w^ that ^-^ in x3 ouw marches through >w< the xDD countwy >w< thewe 
>_< be OwO nyothing >_< compeww'd OwO fwom >w< the villages, OwO nyothing ^.^ taken but >_< paid 
^-^ fow, none :3 of >w< the :33 Fwench x3 upbwaided >w< ow ^-^ abused ^-^ in :3 disdainfuw 
>_> wanguage; for uWu when ;;w;; wenyity ^-^ and OwO cwuewty uWu pway for a :33 kingdom >w< the 
gentler gamester is >w< the :33 soonyest ^.^ winnyew. 

OwO Tucket. ^-^ Entew >_> MONTJOY 

>_> MONTJOY. You >_< knyow :33 me :3 by >_> my UwU habit. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, ^-^ I >_< knyow ;;w;; thee; what >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< knyow :3 of uWu thee? 
>_> MONTJOY. ^w^ My uWu mastew's :3 mind. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ Unfowd uWu it. 
>_> MONTJOY. Thus x3 says >_> my ^w^ king. Say >w< thou uWu to Harry :3 of UwU Engwand: OwO Though ;;w;; we 
OwO seem'd ^-^ dead ;;w;; we >w< did but sleep; ^w^ advantage is a xDD bettew >w< sowdiew than 
:3 washnyess. Tell xDD him ;;w;; we ^-^ couwd have ^-^ webuk'd xDD him :3 at ;;w;; Hawfweuw, but 
^w^ that ;;w;; we :3 thought UwU nyot ^w^ good uWu to xDD bwuise :3 an ^-^ injuwy :3 tiww it were full 
>_> wipe. :3 Nyow ;;w;; we UwU speak upon x3 ouw >_< cue, ^-^ and x3 ouw :3 voice is OwO impewiaw: 
;;w;; Engwand >_< shaww ^-^ wepent ^.^ his >w< fowwy, see ^.^ his :3 weaknyess, ^-^ and :33 admiwe x3 ouw 
:3 suffewance. OwO Bid xDD him x3 thewefowe uWu considew :3 of ^.^ his ransom, xDD which must 
ÚwÚ pwopowtion >w< the OwO wosses ;;w;; we have borne, >w< the ^-^ subjects ;;w;; we have >_> wost, 
>w< the disgrace ;;w;; we have x3 digested; which, ^-^ in ^w^ weight uWu to uWu we-answew, ^.^ his 
xDD pettinyess :3 wouwd bow ^.^ undew. :3 Fow x3 ouw OwO wosses ^.^ his exchequer is x3 too 
OwO poow; for >_> th' uWu effusion :3 of x3 ouw uWu bwood, >w< the >w< mustew :3 of ^.^ his :33 kingdom 
x3 too UwU faint a number; ^-^ and for x3 ouw OwO disgwace, ^.^ his ^-^ own :33 pewson :3 knyeewing 
:3 at x3 ouw feet but a ^w^ weak ^-^ and xDD wowthwess xDD satisfaction. >_< To ^w^ this >w< add 
x3 defiance; ^-^ and tell :3 him, for conclusion, UwU he hath x3 betwayed ^.^ his 
>w< fowwowews, :3 whose ;;w;; condemnyation is x3 pwonyounc'd. So far >_> my :33 king ^-^ and 
:3 mastew; ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >_> my uWu office. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 What is thy ;;w;; nyame? ^-^ I >_< knyow thy OwO quawity. 
>_> MONTJOY. Montjoy. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Thou dost thy :33 office fairly. :3 Tuwn ÚwÚ thee OwO back, 
And tell thy :33 king ^-^ I do UwU nyot >w< seek xDD him uWu nyow, 
xDD But ^-^ couwd >_< be OwO wiwwing uWu to OwO mawch on uWu to Calais 
>_< Without >w< impeachment; ^-^ fow, uWu to say >w< the sooth- 
OwO Though ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo ;;w;; wisdom uWu to x3 confess ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
uWu Unto :3 an enemy :3 of ;;w;; cwaft ^-^ and vantage- 
^w^ My uWu peopwe are xDD with >_< sicknyess ÚwÚ much ^-^ enfeebwed; 
^w^ My numbers lessen'd; ^-^ and those OwO few ^-^ I have 
>_> Awmost xDD nyo xDD bettew than ;;w;; so uWu many x3 Fwench; 
>_< Who uWu when :33 they were ^-^ in ;;w;; heawth, ^-^ I tell ^-^ thee, ^-^ hewawd, 
^-^ I :3 thought upon >w< onye >_< paiw :3 of ÚwÚ Engwish ÚwÚ wegs 
ÚwÚ Did OwO mawch xDD thwee :3 Fwenchmen. ^w^ Yet x3 fowgive me, God, 
:33 That ^-^ I do uWu bwag thus; ^w^ this ^-^ youw air :3 of >_< Fwance 
uWu Hath blown ^w^ that x3 vice ^-^ in x3 me; ^-^ I must ;;w;; wepent. 
^.^ Go, >_< thewefowe, tell thy ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I uWu am; 
^w^ My ^.^ wansom is ^w^ this frail ^-^ and xDD wowthwess xDD twunk; 
^w^ My >w< awmy but a ^w^ weak ^-^ and uWu sickwy ^w^ guawd; 
uWu Yet, >_> God :3 befowe, tell xDD him ;;w;; we >w< wiww come ;;w;; on, 
OwO Though >_< Fwance himself ^-^ and >_< such uWu anyothew ^w^ nyeighbouw 
:33 Stand ^-^ in x3 ouw way. Thewe's for thy ^.^ wabouw, Montjoy. 
^.^ Go, :33 bid thy ^w^ mastew ^w^ weww >_> advise ^.^ himsewf. 
UwU If ;;w;; we ^w^ may ^-^ pass, ;;w;; we :3 wiww; >_> if ;;w;; we >_< be ÚwÚ hind'wed, 
OwO We >_< shaww ^-^ youw tawny >_< gwound xDD with ^-^ youw ^.^ wed UwU bwood 
>_< Discowouw; ^-^ and ;;w;; so, OwO Montjoy, fare :33 you ^.^ weww. 
^.^ The >_> sum :3 of ;;w;; aww x3 ouw answer is but ^.^ this: 
OwO We :3 wouwd UwU nyot >w< seek a >_< battwe ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we are; 
>_> Nyow ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we x3 awe, ;;w;; we say, ;;w;; we >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< shun uWu it. 
So tell ^-^ youw ÚwÚ mastew. 
>_> MONTJOY. ^-^ I >_< shaww >w< dewivew >_< so. Thanks uWu to ^-^ youw uWu Highnyess. x3 Exit 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I hope :33 they >w< wiww UwU nyot come upon uWu us UwU nyow. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. OwO We are ^-^ in God's ;;w;; hand, ^-^ bwothew, UwU nyot ^-^ in :33 theiws. 
March uWu to >w< the bridge, it now :3 dwaws ^.^ towawd night; 
:3 Beyond >w< the river x3 we'ww >_< encamp >_> ouwsewves, 
And on uWu to-mowwow :33 bid them OwO mawch uWu away. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; VII. 
^.^ The :33 Fwench camp uWu nyeaw uWu Agincouwt 

^-^ Entew >w< the ^w^ CONSTABWE UwU OF FRANCE, >w< the UwU WOWD OwO WAMBUWES, >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF >_> OWWEANS, 
>w< the OwO DAUPHIN, xDD with ÚwÚ othews 

^w^ CONSTABWE. xDD Tut! ^-^ I have >w< the uWu best x3 awmouw :3 of >w< the world. 
>w< Wouwd it were >w< day! 
;;w;; OWWEANS. You have :3 an >_< excewwent armour; but let >_> my ;;w;; howse have ^.^ his 
due. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. >_> It is >w< the uWu best ;;w;; howse :3 of >w< Euwope. 
;;w;; OWWEANS. Will it UwU nyevew >_< be morning? 
DAUPHIN. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of >_< Owweans ^-^ and >_> my xDD Wowd High x3 Constabwe, :33 you ^-^ tawk :3 of 
;;w;; howse ^-^ and armour? 
;;w;; OWWEANS. You are ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww OwO pwovided :3 of x3 both ÚwÚ as :33 any prince ^-^ in >w< the 
world. 
DAUPHIN. :3 What a long night is this! ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ change >_> my ;;w;; howse xDD with 
:33 any ^w^ that >_< tweads but on :3 fouw x3 pastewns. ^.^ Ca, ha! UwU he OwO bounds OwO fwom >w< the 
earth ÚwÚ as >_> if ^.^ his entrails were hairs; ÚwÚ we ^w^ chevaw uWu vowant, >w< the 
^.^ Pegasus, >_> chez OwO wes narines UwU de ^w^ feu! When ^-^ I OwO bestwide xDD him ^-^ I soar, ^-^ I 
am a ^-^ hawk. He >_< twots >w< the air; >w< the earth uWu sings uWu when UwU he uWu touches x3 it; 
>w< the ^.^ basest ^.^ hown :3 of ^.^ his >_> hoof is :33 mowe :33 musicaw than >w< the xDD pipe :3 of 
UwU Hewmes. 
;;w;; OWWEANS. He's :3 of >w< the xDD cowouw :3 of >w< the :33 nyutmeg. 
DAUPHIN. And :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ heat :3 of >w< the UwU gingew. >_> It is a beast for ;;w;; Pewseus: 
UwU he is >_> puwe air ^-^ and ^w^ fiwe; ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ duww elements :3 of earth ^-^ and water 
UwU nyevew ÚwÚ appeaw ^-^ in :3 him, but :3 onwy ^-^ in ^.^ patient :33 stiwwnyess :33 whiwe ^.^ his 
rider mounts xDD him; UwU he is uWu indeed a ^.^ howse, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww x3 othew :3 jades :33 you 
^w^ may UwU caww :3 beasts. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. Indeed, >_> my lord, it is a :3 most ^-^ absowute ^-^ and >_< excewwent 
horse. 
DAUPHIN. >_> It is >w< the prince :3 of ^-^ pawfweys; ^.^ his ^-^ nyeigh is OwO wike >w< the 
^.^ bidding :3 of a ^w^ monyawch, ^-^ and ^.^ his countenance uWu enfowces :3 homage. 
;;w;; OWWEANS. :33 Nyo ^-^ mowe, >_< cousin. 
DAUPHIN. Nay, >w< the man hath xDD nyo UwU wit ^w^ that >_> cannyot, OwO fwom >w< the >w< wising :3 of 
>w< the lark uWu to >w< the :3 wodging :3 of >w< the uWu wamb, vary xDD desewved praise on >_> my 
palfrey. >_> It is a :33 theme ÚwÚ as ^-^ fwuent ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ sea: ^w^ tuwn >w< the sands uWu into 
eloquent tongues, ^-^ and >_> my ;;w;; howse is argument for them OwO aww: ÚwÚ 'tis a 
xDD subject for a sovereign uWu to :3 weason ;;w;; on, ^-^ and for a sovereign's 
sovereign uWu to :33 wide >w< on; ^-^ and for >w< the world- :3 famiwiaw uWu to uWu us ^-^ and 
>w< unknyown- uWu to lay xDD apawt their >_< pawticuwaw uWu functions ^-^ and x3 wondew :3 at 
^-^ him. ^-^ I once ^.^ wwit a xDD sonnyet ^-^ in ^.^ his praise ^-^ and began UwU thus: x3 'Wondew 
:3 of UwU nyatuwe'- 
;;w;; OWWEANS. ^-^ I have heard a xDD sonnyet begin ;;w;; so uWu to one's mistress. 
DAUPHIN. UwU Then >w< did :33 they :33 imitate ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ I compos'd uWu to >_> my uWu couwsew; 
for >_> my ;;w;; howse is >_> my mistress. 
;;w;; OWWEANS. ;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ mistwess >_< beaws ^.^ weww. 
DAUPHIN. ;;w;; Me :3 weww; xDD which is >w< the :33 pwescwipt praise ^-^ and >_> pewfection :3 of a 
^w^ good ^-^ and >_< pawticuwaw mistress. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. Nay, for ;;w;; methought x3 yestewday ^-^ youw ÚwÚ mistwess >w< shwewdwy 
:3 shook ^-^ youw OwO back. 
DAUPHIN. So >_< pewhaps >w< did >w< youws. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. Mine >_> was UwU nyot ^.^ bwidwed. 
DAUPHIN. OwO O, :33 then xDD bewike she >_> was old ^-^ and >_> gentwe; ^-^ and :33 you UwU wode OwO wike a 
>_> kewn :3 of Ireland, ^-^ youw :33 Fwench xDD hose off ^-^ and ^-^ in ^-^ youw strait 
^.^ stwossews. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. You have ^w^ good xDD judgment ^-^ in :3 howsemanship. 
DAUPHIN. ;;w;; Be :3 wawn'd :3 by me, ^w^ then: :33 they ^w^ that :33 wide ;;w;; so, ^-^ and :33 wide UwU nyot 
>_< wawiwy, x3 faww uWu into ÚwÚ fouw OwO bogs. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew have >_> my ;;w;; howse uWu to >_> my 
mistress. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ as lief have >_> my ÚwÚ mistwess a jade. 
DAUPHIN. ^-^ I tell ^-^ thee, x3 Constabwe, >_> my ÚwÚ mistwess wears ^.^ his ^-^ own ;;w;; haiw. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd uWu make ÚwÚ as OwO twue a >_< boast ÚwÚ as that, >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ had a x3 sow uWu to 
>_> my mistress. 
DAUPHIN. >_< 'We ^w^ chien >_> est :3 wetouwnye a ^-^ son UwU pwopwe UwU vomissement, et ^.^ wa 
truie xDD wavee au UwU bouwbiew.' Thou ^.^ mak'st ÚwÚ use :3 of OwO anything. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. ^w^ Yet do ^-^ I UwU nyot ÚwÚ use >_> my ;;w;; howse for >_> my mistress, >w< ow :33 any >_< such 
xDD pwovewb ;;w;; so ^-^ wittwe >w< kin uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ puwpose. 
^-^ WAMBUWES. ^w^ My xDD Wowd x3 Constabwe, >w< the x3 awmouw ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO saw ^-^ in ^-^ youw >w< tent 
:3 to-nyight- are those stars >w< ow suns upon it? 
^w^ CONSTABWE. Stars, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
DAUPHIN. ^.^ Some :3 of them >w< wiww x3 faww x3 to-mowwow, ^-^ I ^-^ hope. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. And yet >_> my sky >_< shaww UwU nyot ÚwÚ want. 
DAUPHIN. :33 That ^w^ may be, for :33 you ;;w;; beaw a uWu many ^w^ supewfwuouswy, ^-^ and x3 'twewe 
:33 mowe >w< honyouw ÚwÚ some were uWu away. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. Ev'n ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw ;;w;; howse >_< beaws ^-^ youw :3 pwaises, ;;w;; who :3 wouwd uWu twot ÚwÚ as 
^w^ weww were ÚwÚ some :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; bwags dismounted. 
DAUPHIN. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I were able uWu to :3 woad xDD him xDD with ^.^ his >w< desewt! Will it 
UwU nyevew >_< be >_< day? ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu twot uWu to-mowwow a mile, ^-^ and >_> my x3 way >_< shaww >_< be 
:33 paved xDD with ÚwÚ Engwish >w< faces. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot say ;;w;; so, for ^w^ feaw ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be fac'd :33 out :3 of >_> my 
OwO way; but ^-^ I :3 wouwd it were morning, for ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 fain >_< be uWu about >w< the 
>_< eaws :3 of >w< the >_> Engwish. 
^-^ WAMBUWES. >_< Who >w< wiww ^w^ go uWu to ;;w;; hazawd xDD with :33 me for twenty ^.^ pwisonyews? 
^w^ CONSTABWE. You must >_> fiwst ^w^ go :33 youwsewf uWu to ;;w;; hazawd ^-^ ewe :33 you have uWu them. 
DAUPHIN. 'Tis :3 midnyight; >_< I'ww ^w^ go ;;w;; awm uWu mysewf. x3 Exit 
;;w;; OWWEANS. ^.^ The uWu Dauphin longs for xDD mownying. 
^-^ WAMBUWES. He longs uWu to >w< eat >w< the >_> Engwish. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. ^-^ I xDD think UwU he >w< wiww >w< eat ;;w;; aww UwU he >_> kiwws. 
;;w;; OWWEANS. By >w< the ^w^ white UwU hand :3 of >_> my xDD wady, ÚwÚ he's a gallant uWu pwince. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. ;;w;; Sweaw :3 by ;;w;; hew >w< foot, ^w^ that she ^w^ may ÚwÚ twead :33 out >w< the oath. 
;;w;; OWWEANS. He is >_> simpwy >w< the :3 most >_> active gentleman :3 of >_< Fwance. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. >_> Doing is >w< activity, ^-^ and UwU he >w< wiww OwO stiww >_< be xDD doing. 
;;w;; OWWEANS. He UwU nyevew >w< did ^-^ hawm ^w^ that ^-^ I heard >_< of. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. >_> Nyow >w< wiww do none >_< to-mowwow: UwU he >w< wiww :3 keep ^w^ that ^w^ good name 
>w< stiww. 
;;w;; OWWEANS. ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him uWu to >_< be valiant. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. ^-^ I >_> was >_< towd ^w^ that :3 by >w< onye ^w^ that UwU knyows xDD him xDD bettew than ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; OWWEANS. What's ^-^ he? 
^w^ CONSTABWE. x3 Mawwy, UwU he >_< towd :33 me ;;w;; so ^.^ himsewf; ^-^ and UwU he ^-^ said UwU he car'd UwU nyot 
;;w;; who ^-^ knyew uWu it. 
;;w;; OWWEANS. He xDD nyeeds not; it is xDD nyo ^.^ hidden virtue ^-^ in ^-^ him. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. By >_> my faith, sir, but it is; UwU nyevew >_< anybody OwO saw it but 
^.^ his ^.^ wackey. 
'Tis a :3 hooded uWu vawouw, ^-^ and uWu when it ;;w;; appeaws it >w< wiww ^.^ bate. 
;;w;; OWWEANS. Ill-wind UwU nyevew ^-^ said ^.^ weww. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. ^-^ I >w< wiww OwO cap ^w^ that xDD pwovewb xDD with >_< 'Thewe is ;;w;; fwattewy ^-^ in 
^.^ fwiendship.' 
;;w;; OWWEANS. And ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ take :3 up ^w^ that xDD with :3 'Give >w< the devil ^.^ his due.' 
^w^ CONSTABWE. ÚwÚ Weww ÚwÚ pwac'd! ;;w;; Thewe ^.^ stands ^-^ youw uWu fwiend for >w< the >w< deviw; 
have :3 at >w< the :3 vewy eye :3 of ^w^ that xDD pwovewb xDD with >w< 'A pox :3 of >w< the devil!' 
;;w;; OWWEANS. You are >w< the xDD bettew :3 at uWu pwovewbs :3 by how ÚwÚ much >w< 'A ^-^ foow's ^w^ bowt 
is UwU soon ;;w;; shot.' 
^w^ CONSTABWE. You have OwO shot x3 ovew. 
;;w;; OWWEANS. 'Tis UwU nyot >w< the >_> fiwst :3 time :33 you were x3 ovewshot. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. ^w^ My xDD Wowd High x3 Constabwe, >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish >_< wie >_> within fifteen 
x3 hundwed paces :3 of ^-^ youw :3 tents. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. >_< Who hath ^-^ measuw'd >w< the OwO gwound? 
MESSENGER. ^.^ The xDD Wowd >w< Gwandpwe. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. xDD A ^.^ vawiant ^-^ and :3 most x3 expewt xDD gentweman. >w< Wouwd it were >w< day! 
>_> Awas, x3 poow Harry :3 of ^w^ Engwand! UwU he longs UwU nyot for >w< the ^.^ dawnying ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we 
do. 
;;w;; OWWEANS. :3 What a >_> wwetched ^-^ and uWu peevish uWu fewwow is ^w^ this OwO King :3 of 
^.^ Engwand, uWu to uWu mope xDD with ^.^ his fat-brain'd >_> fowwowews ;;w;; so far :33 out :3 of ^.^ his 
>_< knyowwedge! 
^w^ CONSTABWE. UwU If >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish ^w^ had :33 any ;;w;; appwehension, :33 they :3 wouwd run 
uWu away. 
;;w;; OWWEANS. :33 That :33 they OwO wack; for >_> if their UwU heads ^w^ had :33 any x3 intewwectuaw 
UwU awmouw, :33 they ^-^ couwd UwU nyevew >_< weaw >_< such >_< heavy ;;w;; head-pieces. 
^-^ WAMBUWES. :33 That OwO iswand :3 of ;;w;; Engwand >w< bweeds :3 vewy ^.^ vawiant creatures; 
their :3 mastiffs are :3 of uWu unmatchabwe courage. 
;;w;; OWWEANS. OwO Foowish UwU cuws, ^w^ that run ;;w;; winking uWu into >w< the uWu mouth :3 of a OwO Wussian 
^.^ beaw, ^-^ and have their UwU heads crush'd OwO wike >w< wotten ^w^ appwes! You ^w^ may ÚwÚ as 
^w^ weww say UwU that's a ^.^ vawiant >_> fwea ^w^ that dare >w< eat ^.^ his breakfast on >w< the 
lip :3 of a ;;w;; wion. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. Just, OwO just! ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ men do >_< sympathise xDD with >w< the :3 mastiffs 
^-^ in uWu wobustious ^-^ and ^.^ wough >w< coming ;;w;; on, x3 weaving their wits xDD with their 
wives; ^-^ and :33 then >w< give them >_> gweat meals :3 of beef ^-^ and >_> iwon ^-^ and xDD steew; 
:33 they >w< wiww >w< eat OwO wike ^w^ wowves ^-^ and ^.^ fight OwO wike >w< deviws. 
;;w;; OWWEANS. x3 Ay, but uWu these ÚwÚ Engwish are >w< shwewdwy :33 out :3 of :33 beef. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. UwU Then >_< shaww ;;w;; we find uWu to-mowwow :33 they have :3 onwy uWu stomachs uWu to 
^.^ eat, ^-^ and none uWu to :3 fight. :3 Nyow is it :3 time uWu to ÚwÚ awm. uWu Come, >_< shaww ;;w;; we 
uWu about it? 
;;w;; OWWEANS. >_> It is now x3 two xDD o'cwock; but let :33 me see- :3 by >_< ten 
OwO We >_< shaww have uWu each a x3 hundwed ^w^ Engwishmen. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. :3 PWOWOGUE. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ CHOWUS 

:33 CHOWUS. :3 Nyow entertain x3 conjectuwe :3 of a :3 time 
When UwU cweeping :33 muwmuw ^-^ and >w< the poring ^-^ dawk 
OwO Fiwws >w< the uWu wide uWu vessew :3 of >w< the ;;w;; unyivewse. 
^w^ Fwom camp uWu to UwU camp, through >w< the ÚwÚ fouw >_< womb :3 of OwO nyight, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ hum :3 of OwO eithew >w< awmy stilly sounds, 
:33 That >w< the fix'd xDD sentinyews almost >_> weceive 
^.^ The ;;w;; secwet >_> whispews :3 of uWu each UwU othew's x3 watch. 
Fire ^w^ answews ÚwÚ fiwe, ^-^ and through their paly ^-^ fwames 
>_> Each >_< battwe x3 sees >w< the UwU othew's ÚwÚ umbew'd xDD face; 
>_< Steed threatens ^w^ steed, ^-^ in >_> high ^-^ and >_> boastfuw ^.^ nyeighs 
uWu Piewcing >w< the ^.^ nyight's ^.^ duww :3 eaw; ^-^ and OwO fwom >w< the xDD tents 
^.^ The >_< awmouwews ^.^ accompwishing >w< the >_< knyights, 
With >w< busy >_< hammews xDD cwosing uWu wivets xDD up, 
^w^ Give dreadful UwU nyote :3 of xDD pwepawation. 
^.^ The xDD countwy >_< cocks do ;;w;; cwow, >w< the clocks do OwO ton, 
And >w< the ^.^ thiwd hour :3 of ^.^ dwowsy ^.^ mownying name. 
Proud :3 of their numbers ^-^ and ;;w;; secuwe ^-^ in ^w^ souw, 
^.^ The ^-^ confident ^-^ and ;;w;; ovew-wusty :33 Fwench 
:3 Do >w< the x3 wow-wated ÚwÚ Engwish uWu pway :3 at ^w^ dice; 
And chide >w< the >w< cwippwe ^w^ tawdy-gaited night 
>_< Who OwO wike a ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ and ^.^ ugwy witch x3 doth limp 
So UwU tediouswy uWu away. ^.^ The x3 poow xDD condemnyed ^w^ Engwish, 
>w< Wike >w< sacwifices, :3 by their watchful ^.^ fiwes 
>w< Sit ^-^ patientwy ^-^ and :33 inwy :3 wuminyate 
^.^ The UwU mownying's uWu dangew; ^-^ and their :3 gestuwe ;;w;; sad 
uWu Investing ;;w;; wank-wean >_> cheeks ^-^ and ;;w;; waw-wown coats 
x3 Pwesenteth them >_< unto >w< the xDD gazing moon 
So uWu many horrid :33 ghosts. OwO O, uWu nyow, ;;w;; who >w< wiww uWu behowd 
^.^ The ;;w;; woyaw uWu captain :3 of ^w^ this OwO wuin'd band 
Walking OwO fwom :33 watch uWu to ^w^ watch, OwO fwom >w< tent uWu to :3 tent, 
Let xDD him ^.^ cwy x3 'Pwaise ^-^ and xDD gwowy on ^.^ his ;;w;; head!' 
:3 Fow ^-^ fowth UwU he :3 goes ^-^ and :33 visits ;;w;; aww ^.^ his host; 
ÚwÚ Bids them ^w^ good morrow xDD with a modest smile, 
And >w< cawws them >_< bwothews, :3 fwiends, ^-^ and ^.^ countwymen. 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his ;;w;; woyaw UwU face >w< thewe is xDD nyo UwU nyote 
UwU How x3 dwead :3 an >w< awmy hath enrounded xDD him; 
>_> Nyow x3 doth UwU he ^.^ dedicate >w< onye :33 jot :3 of xDD cowouw 
uWu Unto >w< the :33 weawy ^-^ and ^.^ aww-watched night; 
xDD But UwU fweshwy looks, ^-^ and uWu ovew-beaws UwU attaint 
With cheerful :33 sembwance ^-^ and sweet majesty; 
:33 That >_> evewy ÚwÚ wwetch, ^-^ pinying ^-^ and ^-^ pawe :3 befowe, 
x3 Behowding :3 him, >w< pwucks x3 comfowt OwO fwom ^.^ his ^-^ wooks; 
xDD A ^w^ wawgess x3 unyivewsaw, OwO wike >w< the sun, 
:33 His liberal eye x3 doth >w< give uWu to >_> evewy :3 onye, 
:3 Thawing >_< cowd fear, ^w^ that UwU mean ^-^ and ÚwÚ gentwe ;;w;; aww 
^.^ Behowd, ÚwÚ as ^w^ may ^.^ unwowthinyess define, 
xDD A ^-^ wittwe >_< touch :3 of Harry ^-^ in >w< the night. 
And ;;w;; so x3 ouw uWu scenye must uWu to >w< the >_< battwe fly; 
x3 Whewe- O for >_> pity!- ;;w;; we >_< shaww ÚwÚ much disgrace 
With :3 fouw >w< ow ÚwÚ five :3 most :3 viwe ^-^ and ragged UwU foiws, 
Right ÚwÚ iww-dispos'd ^-^ in >w< bwaww ;;w;; widicuwous, 
^.^ The name :3 of x3 Agincouwt. ^w^ Yet ÚwÚ sit ^-^ and see, 
x3 Minding OwO twue things :3 by what their ;;w;; mock'wies OwO be. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>_< Fwance. ^.^ The ÚwÚ Engwish camp :3 at uWu Agincouwt 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, >w< BEDFOWD, ^-^ and x3 GWOUCESTEW 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ 'tis OwO twue ^w^ that ;;w;; we are ^-^ in >_> gweat uWu dangew; 
^.^ The greater x3 thewefowe OwO shouwd x3 ouw ÚwÚ couwage OwO be. 
Good UwU mowwow, brother xDD Bedfowd. >_> God ^-^ Awmighty! 
;;w;; Thewe is ÚwÚ some ^w^ souw :3 of ^w^ goodnyess ^-^ in things UwU eviw, 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ men observingly >w< distiw it :33 out; 
:3 Fow x3 ouw ÚwÚ bad ^w^ nyeighbouw ^-^ makes uWu us >w< eawwy :3 stiwwews, 
Which is x3 both uWu heawthfuw ^-^ and ^w^ good >_< husbandwy. 
:33 Besides, :33 they are x3 ouw UwU outwawd ^w^ consciences 
And preachers uWu to uWu us >w< aww, UwU admonyishing 
:33 That ;;w;; we OwO shouwd dress uWu us uWu faiwwy for x3 ouw >_< end. 
Thus ^w^ may ;;w;; we xDD gathew ^-^ honyey OwO fwom >w< the weed, 
And uWu make a ÚwÚ mowaw :3 of >w< the devil ^.^ himsewf. 

^-^ Entew ERPINGHAM 

Good UwU mowwow, old :3 Siw ;;w;; Thomas ^-^ Ewpingham: 
xDD A ^w^ good UwU soft :33 piwwow for ^w^ that ^w^ good ^w^ white ^.^ head 
^.^ Wewe xDD bettew than a OwO chuwwish UwU tuwf :3 of >_< Fwance. 
>w< EWPINGHAM. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, >_> my :33 wiege; ^w^ this :3 wodging >w< wikes :33 me better, 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I ^w^ may say >_< 'Nyow >_< wie ^-^ I OwO wike a king.' 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. 'Tis ^w^ good for ^-^ men uWu to :33 wove their present ^-^ pains 
ÚwÚ Upon xDD exampwe; ;;w;; so >w< the ÚwÚ spiwit is xDD eased; 
And uWu when >w< the ;;w;; mind is ;;w;; quick'nyed, :33 out :3 of ÚwÚ doubt 
^.^ The organs, though xDD defunct ^-^ and ^-^ dead :3 befowe, 
;;w;; Bweak :3 up their ^.^ dwowsy grave ^-^ and OwO nyewwy ^.^ move 
With :3 casted OwO swough ^-^ and >_> fwesh ÚwÚ wegewity. 
>_< Wend :33 me thy x3 cwoak, :3 Siw Thomas. ^w^ Bwothews both, 
Commend :33 me uWu to >w< the ^.^ pwinces ^-^ in x3 ouw uWu camp; 
:3 Do >_> my ^w^ good morrow uWu to them, ^-^ and uWu anyon 
>w< Desiwe them ;;w;; aww uWu to >_> my :3 paviwion. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. OwO We UwU shaww, >_> my OwO wiege. 
>w< EWPINGHAM. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ^-^ attend ^-^ youw >_> Gwace? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good knight: 
:3 Go xDD with >_> my OwO bwothews uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ wowds :3 of :3 Engwand; 
^-^ I ^-^ and >_> my bosom must debate >_< awhiwe, 
And :33 then ^-^ I :3 wouwd xDD nyo x3 othew x3 company. 
>w< EWPINGHAM. ^.^ The xDD Wowd ^-^ in :3 heaven bless ^-^ thee, ^-^ nyobwe x3 Hawwy! 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >w< the UwU KING 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU God-a-mewcy, old >_< heawt! >w< thou ^-^ speak'st UwU cheewfuwwy. 

^-^ Entew PISTOL 

UwU PISTOW. :33 Qui va :33 wa? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD A OwO fwiend. 
UwU PISTOW. OwO Discuss >_< unto ^.^ me: UwU awt >w< thou >_< officew, 
>_> Ow UwU awt >w< thou uWu base, :3 common, ^-^ and popular? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I am a gentleman :3 of a x3 company. 
UwU PISTOW. Trail'st >w< thou >w< the ^w^ puissant pike? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. uWu Even >_< so. :3 What are :33 you? 
UwU PISTOW. :33 As ^w^ good a gentleman ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 Empewow. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU Then :33 you are a xDD bettew than >w< the UwU King. 
UwU PISTOW. ^.^ The King's a :3 bawcock ^-^ and a :33 heawt :3 of :3 gowd, 
xDD A :33 wad :3 of >_< wife, :3 an ^.^ imp :3 of ;;w;; fame; 
Of parents ^.^ good, :3 of UwU fist :3 most valiant. 
^-^ I >_> kiss ^.^ his >w< diwty xDD shoe, ^-^ and OwO fwom >_> heawt-stwing 
^-^ I :33 wove >w< the ^-^ wovewy bully. :3 What is thy ;;w;; nyame? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Harry ÚwÚ we ÚwÚ Woy. 
UwU PISTOW. >_> We x3 Woy! a UwU Cownyish name; UwU awt >w< thou :3 of UwU Cownyish x3 cwew? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I am a >w< Wewshman. 
UwU PISTOW. Know'st >w< thou :3 Fwuewwen? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Yes. 
UwU PISTOW. Tell xDD him >_< I'ww uWu knyock ^.^ his x3 week uWu about ^.^ his ^.^ pate 
ÚwÚ Upon ^-^ Saint Davy's ;;w;; day. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 Do UwU nyot :33 you >_< weaw ^-^ youw xDD daggew ^-^ in ^-^ youw OwO cap ^w^ that x3 day, >_> west 
UwU he uWu knyock ^w^ that uWu about >w< youws. 
UwU PISTOW. ^-^ Awt >w< thou ^.^ his ;;w;; fwiend? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. And ^.^ his >_> kinsman >_< too. 
UwU PISTOW. ^.^ The :3 figo for ^-^ thee, >_> then! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I UwU thank you; >_> God >_< be xDD with >_> you! 
UwU PISTOW. ^w^ My name is :33 Pistow call'd. x3 Exit 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> It ;;w;; sowts ^w^ weww xDD with ^-^ youw >_> fiewcenyess. 

^-^ Entew >_> FWUEWWEN ^-^ and GOWER 

:33 GOWEW. ;;w;; Captain UwU Fwuewwen! 
uWu FWUEWWEN. So! ^-^ in >w< the name :3 of :33 Jesu Christ, UwU speak OwO fewew. >_> It is >w< the 
>w< gweatest ^.^ admiwation ^-^ in >w< the universal world, uWu when >w< the OwO twue ^-^ and 
xDD aunchient prerogatifes ^-^ and OwO waws :3 of >w< the ^.^ waws is UwU nyot ^w^ kept: >_> if :33 you 
:3 wouwd ^w^ take >w< the ^-^ pains but uWu to uWu examinye >w< the ^.^ waws :3 of ^-^ Pompey >w< the uWu Gweat, 
:33 you >_< shaww >w< find, ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, ^w^ that >w< thewe is xDD nyo ^.^ tiddwe-taddwe >_< nyow 
>w< pibbwe-pabbwe ^-^ in Pompey's uWu camp; ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, :33 you >_< shaww find >w< the 
^w^ cewemonyies :3 of >w< the wars, ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ cawes :3 of ^w^ it, ^-^ and >w< the forms :3 of ^w^ it, 
^-^ and >w< the sobriety :3 of ^w^ it, ^-^ and >w< the :3 modesty :3 of ^w^ it, uWu to >_< be otherwise. 
:33 GOWEW. :3 Why, >w< the enemy is :3 woud; :33 you >_> heaw xDD him ;;w;; aww night. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. UwU If >w< the enemy is :3 an ^-^ ass, ^-^ and a >w< foow, ^-^ and a xDD pwating 
OwO coxcomb, is it uWu meet, xDD think ^.^ you, ^w^ that ;;w;; we OwO shouwd xDD awso, >w< wook ^.^ you, >_< be 
:3 an ^-^ ass, ^-^ and a >w< foow, ^-^ and a xDD pwating coxcomb? ^.^ In ^-^ youw ^-^ own 
;;w;; conscience, OwO nyow? 
:33 GOWEW. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU speak ^-^ wowew. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ I pray :33 you ^-^ and uWu beseech :33 you ^w^ that :33 you :3 wiww. 
Exeunt GOWER ^-^ and >_> FWUEWWEN 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. OwO Though it ÚwÚ appeaw a ^-^ wittwe :33 out :3 of >w< fashion, 
;;w;; Thewe is ÚwÚ much OwO cawe ^-^ and OwO vawouw ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< Wewshman. 

^-^ Entew xDD thwee uWu sowdiews: :3 JOHN ^w^ BATES, x3 AWEXANDEW COURT, 
^-^ and ^-^ MICHAEW WILLIAMS 

>w< COUWT. Brother :33 John Bates, is UwU nyot ^w^ that >w< the ^.^ mownying xDD which x3 bweaks 
yonder? 
ÚwÚ BATES. ^-^ I xDD think it x3 be; but ;;w;; we have xDD nyo >_> gweat >_< cause uWu to desire >w< the 
^.^ appwoach :3 of ;;w;; day. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. OwO We see :3 yondew >w< the >w< beginnying :3 of >w< the x3 day, but ^-^ I xDD think ;;w;; we 
>_< shaww UwU nyevew see >w< the UwU end :3 of uWu it. >_< Who :3 goes ÚwÚ thewe? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD A OwO fwiend. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. Under what uWu captain >_> sewve :33 you? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Under :3 Siw ;;w;; Thomas :33 Ewpingham. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. xDD A ^w^ good old ^.^ commandew ^-^ and a :3 most uWu kind xDD gentweman. ^-^ I pray 
^.^ you, what :33 thinks UwU he :3 of x3 ouw estate? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. uWu Even ÚwÚ as ^-^ men :33 wweck'd upon a >_> sand, ^w^ that >w< wook uWu to >_< be >_< wash'd 
off >w< the UwU nyext >w< tide. 
ÚwÚ BATES. He hath UwU nyot >_< towd ^.^ his :3 thought uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >w< Nyo; >_< nyow it is UwU nyot meet UwU he x3 shouwd. :3 Fow though ^-^ I UwU speak it 
uWu to ^.^ you, ^-^ I xDD think >w< the OwO King is but a man ÚwÚ as ^-^ I xDD am: >w< the >_> viowet >_< smewws 
uWu to xDD him ÚwÚ as it x3 doth uWu to x3 me; >w< the xDD ewement :3 shows uWu to xDD him ÚwÚ as it x3 doth uWu to 
x3 me; ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ^.^ senses have but uWu human >_> conditions; ^.^ his ^w^ cewemonyies OwO waid 
;;w;; by, ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ nyakednyess UwU he ;;w;; appeaws but a >_< man; ^-^ and though ^.^ his 
:33 affections are :33 highew mounted than UwU ouws, yet, uWu when :33 they ^w^ stoop, 
:33 they stoop xDD with >w< the OwO wike >_< wing. ;;w;; Thewefowe, uWu when UwU he x3 sees :3 weason :3 of 
xDD feaws, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ÚwÚ do, ^.^ his xDD feaws, :33 out :3 of >_> doubt, >_< be :3 of >w< the ^-^ same ;;w;; wewish 
ÚwÚ as UwU ouws are; yet, ^-^ in ;;w;; weason, xDD nyo man OwO shouwd UwU possess xDD him xDD with :33 any 
:33 appeawance :3 of fear, >_> west ÚwÚ he, :3 by showing ^w^ it, OwO shouwd dishearten ^.^ his 
army. 
ÚwÚ BATES. He ^w^ may ^w^ show what UwU outwawd ÚwÚ couwage UwU he :3 wiww; but ^-^ I believe, ÚwÚ as 
>_< cowd a night ÚwÚ as 'tis, UwU he ^-^ couwd :33 wish himself ^-^ in OwO Thames :3 up uWu to >w< the 
x3 nyeck; ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU he UwU wewe, ^-^ and ^-^ I :3 by :3 him, :3 at ;;w;; aww UwU adventuwes, ;;w;; so 
;;w;; we were uWu quit uWu hewe. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. By >_> my :33 twoth, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU speak >_> my >w< conscience :3 of >w< the ^-^ King: ^-^ I 
xDD think UwU he :3 wouwd UwU nyot :33 wish himself :33 anywhewe but >w< whewe UwU he ^.^ is. 
ÚwÚ BATES. UwU Then ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU he were ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ awonye; ;;w;; so OwO shouwd UwU he >_< be ^w^ suwe uWu to >_< be 
^-^ wansomed, ^-^ and a uWu many x3 poow men's xDD wives >_< saved. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I dare say :33 you :33 wove xDD him UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^w^ iww uWu to :33 wish xDD him ÚwÚ hewe 
UwU awonye, OwO howsoevew :33 you UwU speak ^w^ this, uWu to feel x3 othew men's x3 minds; 
:33 methinks ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot :33 die :33 anywhewe ;;w;; so :3 contented ÚwÚ as ^-^ in >w< the King's 
^w^ company, ^.^ his >_< cause being UwU just ^-^ and ^.^ his :3 quawwew UwU honyouwabwe. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. xDD That's :33 mowe than ;;w;; we know. 
ÚwÚ BATES. x3 Ay, >w< ow :33 mowe than ;;w;; we OwO shouwd >w< seek >w< aftew; for ;;w;; we >_< knyow :33 enyough >_> if 
;;w;; we >_< knyow ;;w;; we are >w< the King's xDD subjects. UwU If ^.^ his >_< cause >_< be OwO wwong, x3 ouw 
ÚwÚ obedience uWu to >w< the OwO King >_< wipes >w< the >_> cwime :3 of it :33 out :3 of :33 us. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. xDD But >_> if >w< the >_< cause >_< be UwU nyot ^.^ good, >w< the OwO King himself hath a 
>_< heavy >w< weckonying uWu to uWu make uWu when ;;w;; aww those ÚwÚ wegs ^-^ and xDD awms ^-^ and heads, 
:33 chopp'd off ^-^ in a :3 battwe, >_< shaww :33 join x3 togethew :3 at >w< the :3 wattew x3 day 
^-^ and ^.^ cwy ;;w;; aww 'We ;;w;; died :3 at >_< such a UwU pwace'- ÚwÚ some >_> sweawing, ÚwÚ some OwO cwying 
for a :3 suwgeon, ÚwÚ some upon their wives UwU weft x3 poow x3 behind them, ÚwÚ some 
upon >w< the UwU debts :33 they >_< owe, ÚwÚ some upon their :3 chiwdwen ^.^ wawwy left. ^-^ I 
am ÚwÚ afeawd >w< thewe are OwO few :33 die ^w^ weww ^w^ that :33 die ^-^ in a OwO battwe; for how 
^w^ can :33 they charitably :3 dispose :3 of anything uWu when UwU bwood is their 
UwU awgument? xDD Nyow, >_> if uWu these ^-^ men do UwU nyot :33 die UwU weww, it >w< wiww >_< be a >w< bwack 
:3 mattew for >w< the OwO King ^w^ that led them uWu to x3 it; ;;w;; who uWu to ^w^ disobey were 
ÚwÚ against ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ pwopowtion :3 of subjection. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ;;w;; So, >_> if a ^-^ son ^w^ that is :3 by ^.^ his father >_> sent uWu about 
x3 mewchandise do sinfully ^.^ miscawwy upon >w< the sea, >w< the imputation :3 of 
^.^ his uWu wickednyess, :3 by ^-^ youw rule, OwO shouwd >_< be imposed upon ^.^ his father 
^w^ that >_> sent xDD him; >w< ow >_> if a :33 sewvant, ^.^ undew ^.^ his uWu mastew's UwU command 
transporting a >_> sum :3 of xDD monyey, >_< be UwU assaiwed :3 by >_< wobbews ^-^ and :33 die ^-^ in 
uWu many ^.^ iwweconciw'd iniquities, :33 you ^w^ may UwU caww >w< the business :3 of >w< the 
^w^ mastew >w< the xDD authow :3 of >w< the servant's uWu damnyation. xDD But ^w^ this is UwU nyot xDD so: 
>w< the OwO King is UwU nyot ^.^ bound uWu to answer >w< the >_< pawticuwaw endings :3 of ^.^ his 
^w^ sowdiews, >w< the father :3 of ^.^ his son, >_< nyow >w< the ^w^ mastew :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ sewvant; 
for :33 they OwO puwpose UwU nyot their ÚwÚ death uWu when :33 they OwO puwpose their 
^.^ sewvices. :33 Besides, >w< thewe is xDD nyo uWu king, >_< be ^.^ his >_< cause UwU nyevew ;;w;; so 
^-^ spotwess, >_> if it come uWu to >w< the >_> awbitwement :3 of >_< swowds, ^w^ can xDD twy it :33 out 
xDD with ;;w;; aww x3 unspotted uWu sowdiews: ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ pewadventuwe have on them >w< the 
^-^ guiwt :3 of :3 pwemeditated ^-^ and ^w^ contwived murder; some, :3 of x3 beguiwing 
OwO viwgins xDD with >w< the x3 bwoken seals :3 of xDD pewjuwy; some, UwU making >w< the ^.^ waws 
their x3 buwwawk, ^w^ that have :33 befowe >_> gowed >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe bosom :3 of peace 
xDD with >_> piwwage ^-^ and :3 wobbewy. xDD Nyow, >_> if uWu these ^-^ men have ^.^ defeated >w< the :3 waw 
^-^ and >w< outwun native :3 punyishment, though :33 they ^w^ can xDD outstwip ^-^ men :33 they 
have xDD nyo uWu wings uWu to OwO fwy OwO fwom >_> God: ^-^ waw is :33 His UwU beadwe, ^-^ waw is :33 His 
vengeance; ;;w;; so ^w^ that ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ men are punish'd for xDD befowe-bweach :3 of >w< the 
King's OwO waws ^-^ in now >w< the King's quarrel. ;;w;; Whewe :33 they OwO feawed >w< the 
ÚwÚ death :33 they have :33 bownye OwO wife away; ^-^ and >w< whewe :33 they :3 wouwd >_< be >_> safe 
:33 they perish. UwU Then >_> if :33 they :33 die ;;w;; unpwovided, xDD nyo :33 mowe is >w< the OwO King 
x3 guiwty :3 of their damnation than UwU he >_> was :33 befowe x3 guiwty :3 of those 
^-^ impieties for >w< the xDD which :33 they are now uWu visited. Every ^-^ subject's 
>_> duty is >w< the >_> King's; but >_> evewy ^-^ subject's ^w^ souw is ^.^ his :3 own. 
Therefore OwO shouwd >_> evewy >w< sowdiew ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ waws do ÚwÚ as >_> evewy ÚwÚ sick man 
^-^ in ^.^ his bed- >w< wash >_> evewy ^.^ mote :33 out :3 of ^.^ his :33 conscience; ^-^ and OwO dying ;;w;; so, 
ÚwÚ death is uWu to xDD him UwU advantage; >w< ow UwU nyot >w< dying, >w< the :3 time >_> was UwU bwessedwy 
:33 wost :33 whewein >_< such :33 pwepawation >_> was >w< gainyed; ^-^ and ^-^ in xDD him ^w^ that x3 escapes 
it were UwU nyot x3 sin uWu to xDD think that, UwU making >_> God ;;w;; so >w< fwee :3 an ^.^ offew, He 
let xDD him ^w^ outwive ^w^ that x3 day uWu to see :33 His :3 gweatnyess, ^-^ and uWu to ^-^ teach 
ÚwÚ othews how :33 they OwO shouwd >_< pwepawe. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. 'Tis >_< cewtain, >_> evewy man ^w^ that OwO dies ^-^ iww, >w< the ^w^ iww upon ^.^ his 
^-^ own ÚwÚ head- >w< the OwO King is UwU nyot uWu to answer for uWu it. 
ÚwÚ BATES. ^-^ I do UwU nyot desire UwU he OwO shouwd answer for me, ^-^ and yet ^-^ I determine 
uWu to ^.^ fight ^-^ wustiwy for ^-^ him. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I myself heard >w< the OwO King say UwU he :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be ransom'd. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. x3 Ay, UwU he ^-^ said ;;w;; so, uWu to uWu make uWu us ^.^ fight cheerfully; but uWu when x3 ouw 
throats are cut UwU he ^w^ may >_< be uWu wansom'd, ^-^ and ;;w;; we >w< nye'ew >w< the uWu wisew. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU If ^-^ I >_< wive uWu to see ^w^ it, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyevew xDD twust ^.^ his :3 wowd ÚwÚ aftew. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. You ^-^ pay xDD him >_> then! xDD That's a ^w^ pewiwous OwO shot :33 out :3 of :3 an 
^-^ ewdew-gun, ^w^ that a x3 poow ^-^ and a private ;;w;; dispweasuwe ^w^ can do ÚwÚ against a 
monarch! You ^w^ may ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ^w^ go uWu about uWu to ^w^ tuwn >w< the sun uWu to ^-^ ice xDD with 
fanning ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU face xDD with a :3 peacock's feather. >_< You'ww UwU nyevew xDD twust 
^.^ his :3 wowd :33 aftew! uWu Come, ÚwÚ 'tis a x3 foowish saying. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ;;w;; Youw >_> wepwoof is x3 something x3 too ;;w;; wound; ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be >w< angwy 
xDD with ^.^ you, >_> if >w< the :3 time were convenient. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. Let it >_< be a :3 quawwew between uWu us >_> if :33 you xDD wive. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I embrace uWu it. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. UwU How >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee >_> again? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ Give :33 me :33 any ^w^ gage :3 of >w< thinye, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< weaw it ^-^ in >_> my 
:3 bonnyet; :33 then >_> if ^-^ evew >w< thou dar'st :3 acknyowwedge ^w^ it, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make it 
>_> my quarrel. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. Here's >_> my glove; >w< give :33 me uWu anyothew :3 of thine. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ;;w;; Thewe. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. ^.^ This >w< wiww ^-^ I >w< awso >_< weaw ^-^ in >_> my >_< cap; >_> if ^-^ evew >w< thou come uWu to :33 me 
^-^ and say, after x3 to-mowwow, OwO 'This is >_> my glove,' :3 by ^w^ this UwU hand ^-^ I >w< wiww 
^w^ take ÚwÚ thee a ;;w;; box on >w< the ^.^ eaw. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU If ^-^ evew ^-^ I >_< wive uWu to see ^w^ it, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ chawwenge uWu it. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. Thou dar'st ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww >_< be hang'd. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww do ^w^ it, though ^-^ I ^w^ take ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >w< the King's 
x3 company. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. uWu Keep thy word. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. 
ÚwÚ BATES. ;;w;; Be :3 fwiends, :33 you ÚwÚ Engwish x3 foows, >_< be :3 fwiends; ;;w;; we have 
:33 Fwench ^.^ quawwews xDD enyow, >_> if :33 you ^-^ couwd tell how uWu to xDD weckon. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Indeed, >w< the :33 Fwench ^w^ may lay twenty :33 Fwench ^.^ cwowns uWu to >w< onye 
:33 they >w< wiww ^-^ beat us, for :33 they ;;w;; beaw them on their >w< shouwdews; but it 
is xDD nyo ÚwÚ Engwish treason uWu to cut :33 Fwench xDD cwowns, ^-^ and uWu to-mowwow >w< the 
OwO King himself >w< wiww >_< be a clipper. 
Exeunt :33 sowdiews 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the King! Let uWu us x3 ouw x3 wives, x3 ouw souls, 
>_< Ouw debts, x3 ouw :33 cawefuw wives, 
>_< Ouw >w< chiwdwen, ^-^ and x3 ouw :3 sins, lay on >w< the King! 
OwO We must ;;w;; beaw ÚwÚ aww. O :33 hawd ^.^ condition, 
x3 Twin-bown xDD with :3 gweatnyess, xDD subject uWu to >w< the >_< bweath 
Of >_> evewy >w< foow, :3 whose sense xDD nyo :33 mowe ^w^ can feel 
xDD But ^.^ his ^-^ own :33 wwinging! :3 What >w< infinyite xDD heawt's ^-^ ease 
ÚwÚ Must >w< kings neglect ^w^ that private ^-^ men :33 enjoy! 
And what have >w< kings ^w^ that ;;w;; pwivates have UwU nyot OwO too, 
^.^ Save :3 cewemony- >_< save ^-^ genyewaw ceremony? 
And what UwU awt UwU thou, >w< thou >_> idow Ceremony? 
:3 What uWu kind :3 of x3 god UwU awt UwU thou, ^w^ that suffer'st :33 mowe 
Of x3 mowtaw griefs than do thy uWu wowshippews? 
:3 What are thy ;;w;; wents? :3 What are thy comings-in? 
O >_> Cewemony, ^w^ show :33 me but thy :33 wowth! 
:3 What is thy ^w^ souw :3 of >_> adowation? 
^-^ Awt >w< thou :3 aught else but place, OwO degwee, ^-^ and >_> fowm, 
;;w;; Cweating awe ^-^ and ^w^ feaw ^-^ in x3 othew ÚwÚ men? 
Wherein >w< thou UwU awt less happy being UwU feaw'd 
uWu Than :33 they ^-^ in fearing. 
:3 What ^.^ dwink'st >w< thou ^-^ oft, :33 instead :3 of ;;w;; homage >w< sweet, 
xDD But :3 poison'd x3 fwattewy? OwO O, >_< be ÚwÚ sick, >_> gweat :3 gweatnyess, 
And :33 bid thy :3 cewemony >w< give ÚwÚ thee >w< cuwe! 
Thinks >w< thou >w< the ^-^ fiewy ;;w;; fevew >w< wiww ^w^ go :33 out 
With UwU titwes blown OwO fwom OwO aduwation? 
Will it >w< give :3 pwace uWu to ÚwÚ fwexuwe ^-^ and >w< wow ÚwÚ bending? 
^w^ Canst UwU thou, uWu when >w< thou ^w^ command'st >w< the UwU beggaw's >w< knyee, 
ÚwÚ Command >w< the OwO heawth :3 of it? x3 Nyo, >w< thou ÚwÚ pwoud >_< dweam, 
:33 That >w< pway'st ;;w;; so :3 subtwy xDD with a uWu king's repose. 
^-^ I am a :33 king ^w^ that find ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< knyow 
'Tis UwU nyot >w< the >_> bawm, >w< the sceptre, ^-^ and >w< the ball, 
^.^ The ;;w;; swowd, >w< the OwO mace, >w< the crown >_< impewiaw, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ intewtissued ^.^ wobe :3 of >_< gowd ^-^ and pearl, 
^.^ The farced tide running :3 fowe >w< the uWu king, 
^.^ The ^w^ thwonye UwU he :3 sits ;;w;; on, >_< nyow >w< the tide :3 of uWu pomp 
:33 That xDD beats upon >w< the >_> high ^w^ showe :3 of ^w^ this world- 
x3 Nyo, UwU nyot ;;w;; aww :3 these, :3 thwice uWu gowgeous x3 cewemony, 
uWu Nyot ;;w;; aww :3 these, OwO waid ^-^ in bed OwO majesticaw, 
>_> Can OwO sweep ;;w;; so ^.^ soundwy ÚwÚ as >w< the >_> wwetched slave 
^-^ Who, xDD with a body UwU fiww'd ^-^ and x3 vacant >w< mind, 
^w^ Gets xDD him uWu to rest, cramm'd xDD with >w< distwessfuw bread; 
^.^ Nyevew x3 sees horrid OwO nyight, >w< the UwU chiwd :3 of ^.^ heww; 
>w< But, OwO wike a uWu wackey, OwO fwom >w< the rise uWu to ^w^ set 
>_< Sweats ^-^ in >w< the eye :3 of ÚwÚ Pheebus, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww night 
ÚwÚ Sweeps ^-^ in ÚwÚ Ewysium; UwU nyext x3 day, after x3 dawn, 
^.^ Doth rise ^-^ and :33 hewp Hyperion uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ howse; 
And follows ;;w;; so >w< the ^w^ evew-wunnying :33 yeaw 
With ÚwÚ pwofitabwe ^.^ wabouw, uWu to ^.^ his :33 gwave. 
And but for x3 cewemony, >_< such a ÚwÚ wwetch, 
>w< Winding :3 up ^-^ days xDD with UwU toiw ^-^ and nights xDD with xDD sweep, 
Had >w< the fore-hand ^-^ and vantage :3 of a ^w^ king. 
^.^ The :33 swave, a ;;w;; membew :3 of >w< the ^-^ countwy's OwO peace, 
Enjoys x3 it; but ^-^ in >_< gwoss ^.^ bwain ^-^ wittwe >_< wots 
:3 What :33 watch >w< the :33 king xDD keeps uWu to >_> maintain >w< the peace 
>_< Whose >w< houws >w< the ^-^ peasant uWu best >w< advantages. 

^-^ Entew ERPINGHAM 

>w< EWPINGHAM. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ youw ^-^ nyobwes, >w< jeawous :3 of ^-^ youw absence, 
>w< Seek through ^-^ youw camp uWu to find ÚwÚ you. 
uWu KING. Good old ÚwÚ knyight, 
ÚwÚ Cowwect them ;;w;; aww x3 togethew :3 at >_> my :3 tent: 
>_< I'ww >_< be :33 befowe ;;w;; thee. 
>w< EWPINGHAM. ^-^ I >_< shaww >_> do't, >_> my ^-^ wowd. x3 Exit 
uWu KING. O >_> God :3 of ^-^ battwes, ^-^ steew >_> my >w< sowdiews' hearts, 
;;w;; Possess them UwU nyot xDD with fear! Take OwO fwom them now 
^.^ The sense :3 of :33 weck'nying, >_> if >_> th' uWu opposed numbers 
;;w;; Pwuck their ^-^ heawts OwO fwom OwO them! uWu Nyot uWu to-day, O Lord, 
OwO O, UwU nyot uWu to-day, xDD think UwU nyot upon >w< the x3 fauwt 
^w^ My father uWu made ^-^ in >_< compassing >w< the >_< cwown! 
^-^ I Richard's body have interred nyew, 
And on it have ^w^ bestowed :33 mowe >_> contwite tears 
uWu Than OwO fwom it issued UwU fowced ^.^ dwops :3 of ;;w;; bwood; 
x3 Five x3 hundwed x3 poow ^-^ I have ^-^ in x3 yeawwy >_> pay, 
>_< Who twice a x3 day their wither'd >w< hands hold :3 up 
Toward :33 heaven, uWu to >w< pawdon ;;w;; bwood; ^-^ and ^-^ I have built 
>_< Two chantries, >w< whewe >w< the ;;w;; sad ^-^ and solemn ;;w;; pwiests 
:33 Sing OwO stiww for Richard's >w< souw. x3 Mowe >w< wiww ^-^ I ^w^ do; 
OwO Though ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ can do is OwO nyothing worth, 
;;w;; Since ^w^ that >_> my :33 penyitence ÚwÚ comes after >w< aww, 
ÚwÚ Impwowing xDD pawdon. 

^-^ Entew x3 GWOUCESTEW 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ My liege! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ My brother ^.^ Gwoucestew's uWu voice? >_> Ay; 
^-^ I >_< knyow thy :33 ewwand, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go xDD with ;;w;; thee; 
^.^ The x3 day, >_> my :3 fwiends, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ things, x3 stay for >w< me. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ The :33 Fwench camp 

^-^ Entew >w< the OwO DAUPHIN, >_> OWWEANS, OwO WAMBUWES, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

;;w;; OWWEANS. ^.^ The sun x3 doth gild x3 ouw armour; xDD up, >_> my lords! 
DAUPHIN. ^-^ Montez a ^.^ chevaw! ^w^ My horse! >_< Vawwet, ^-^ waquais! Ha! 
;;w;; OWWEANS. O ^.^ bwave ^-^ spiwit! 
DAUPHIN. Via! Les :3 eaux et ^.^ wa terre- 
;;w;; OWWEANS. UwU Wien ;;w;; puis? ÚwÚ W'aiw et ÚwÚ we :3 feu. 
DAUPHIN. xDD Ciew! ;;w;; cousin >_> Owweans. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ CONSTABWE 

xDD Nyow, >_> my xDD Wowd :33 Constabwe! 
^w^ CONSTABWE. >_> Hawk how x3 ouw >_< steeds for present UwU sewvice neigh! 
DAUPHIN. Mount them, ^-^ and uWu make OwO incision ^-^ in their hides, 
:33 That their hot UwU bwood ^w^ may >_< spin ^-^ in ÚwÚ Engwish uWu eyes, 
And dout them xDD with ÚwÚ supewfwuous courage, ha! 
^-^ WAMBUWES. ^w^ What, >w< wiww :33 you have them UwU weep x3 ouw horses' :3 bwood? 
UwU How >_< shaww ;;w;; we :33 then uWu behowd their ^-^ nyatuwaw tears? 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. ^.^ The ÚwÚ Engwish are OwO embattw'd, :33 you :33 Fwench ;;w;; peews. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. >_< To ^.^ howse, :33 you gallant uWu Pwinces! straight uWu to horse! 
:3 Do but uWu behowd ^.^ yon x3 poow ^-^ and OwO stawved :3 band, 
And ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw ^w^ show >_< shaww >_< suck xDD away their souls, 
:3 Weaving them but >w< the >w< shawes ^-^ and ^w^ husks :3 of UwU men. 
;;w;; Thewe is UwU nyot >w< wowk :33 enyough for ;;w;; aww x3 ouw hands; 
>w< Scawce UwU bwood :33 enyough ^-^ in ;;w;; aww their uWu sickwy :3 veins 
>_< To >w< give uWu each naked curtle-axe a OwO stain 
:33 That x3 ouw :33 Fwench OwO gawwants >_< shaww xDD to-day draw x3 out, 
And :3 sheathe for x3 wack :3 of >_> spowt. Let uWu us but x3 bwow on them, 
^.^ The uWu vapouw :3 of x3 ouw OwO vawouw >w< wiww ^w^ o'ewtuwn uWu them. 
'Tis xDD positive uWu 'gainst ;;w;; aww ;;w;; exceptions, ^w^ wowds, 
:33 That x3 ouw ÚwÚ supewfwuous lackeys ^-^ and x3 ouw x3 peasants- 
>_< Who ^-^ in >_< unnyecessawy action swarm 
About x3 ouw squares :3 of battle- were enow 
>_< To purge ^w^ this field uWu of, >_< such a hilding >w< foe; 
OwO Though ;;w;; we upon ^w^ this OwO mountain's >w< basis :3 by 
^w^ Took >_< stand for xDD idwe OwO specuwation- 
xDD But ^w^ that x3 ouw UwU honyouws must uWu nyot. What's uWu to OwO say? 
xDD A :3 vewy ^-^ wittwe ^-^ wittwe let uWu us ÚwÚ do, 
And ;;w;; aww is OwO donye. UwU Then let >w< the trumpets sound 
^.^ The tucket >_< sonyance ^-^ and >w< the UwU nyote uWu to ^w^ mount; 
:3 Fow x3 ouw ^.^ appwoach >_< shaww ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much dare >w< the field 
:33 That ;;w;; Engwand >_< shaww couch OwO down ^-^ in ^w^ feaw ^-^ and yield. 

^-^ Entew x3 GWANDPWE 

GRANDPRE. ^.^ Why do :33 you x3 stay ;;w;; so :33 wong, >_> my ÚwÚ wowds :3 of France? 
OwO Yond OwO iswand ;;w;; cawwions, :33 despewate :3 of their OwO bonyes, 
xDD Iww-favouwedwy ^-^ become >w< the ^.^ mownying ;;w;; fiewd; 
uWu Theiw ragged uWu cuwtains :3 poowwy are let ^-^ woose, 
And x3 ouw air x3 shakes them >w< passing >_> scownfuwwy; 
x3 Big Mars ^-^ seems bankrupt ^-^ in their beggar'd :33 host, 
And >_> faintwy through a >_> wusty ÚwÚ beavew peeps. 
^.^ The horsemen ÚwÚ sit OwO wike xDD fixed :33 candwesticks 
With >_< towch-staves ^-^ in their UwU hand; ^-^ and their x3 poow :3 jades 
Lob OwO down their heads, x3 dwopping >w< the hides ^-^ and ^-^ hips, 
^.^ The UwU gum UwU down-woping OwO fwom their ;;w;; pawe-dead uWu eyes, 
And ^-^ in their ^-^ pawe ^.^ duww mouths >w< the ^-^ gimmaw'd ^-^ bit 
^w^ Wies ÚwÚ fouw xDD with OwO chaw'd grass, OwO stiww ^-^ and :33 motionwess; 
And their xDD executows, >w< the ^.^ knyavish xDD cwows, 
OwO Fwy ^.^ o'ew them, ;;w;; aww >_> impatient for their uWu houw. 
;;w;; Descwiption ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ suit ^w^ itsewf ^-^ in >_> wowds 
>_< To OwO demonstwate >w< the OwO wife :3 of >_< such a >_< battwe 
^.^ In OwO wife ;;w;; so lifeless ÚwÚ as it :3 shows ^-^ itsewf. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. xDD They have ^-^ said their ^.^ pwayews ^-^ and :33 they x3 stay for ^-^ death. 
DAUPHIN. ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ go ^.^ send them dinners ^-^ and >_> fwesh suits, 
And >w< give their fasting :3 howses provender, 
And after ^.^ fight xDD with them? 
^w^ CONSTABWE. ^-^ I x3 stay but for >_> my ^w^ guidon. >_< To >w< the :3 fiewd! 
^-^ I >w< wiww >w< the banner OwO fwom a OwO twumpet take, 
And ÚwÚ use it for >_> my >w< haste. uWu Come, come, uWu away! 
^.^ The sun is ^-^ high, ^-^ and ;;w;; we outwear >w< the ;;w;; day. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ The ÚwÚ Engwish camp 

^-^ Entew >w< GWOUCESTEW, >w< BEDFOWD, :33 EXETEW, ^.^ EWPINGHAM, xDD with ;;w;; aww ^.^ his host; 
^.^ SAWISBUWY ^-^ and ^w^ WESTMOWEWAND 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Whewe is >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
OwO BEDFOWD. ^.^ The OwO King himself is UwU wode uWu to ^-^ view their uWu battwe. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. Of :3 fighting ^-^ men :33 they have full ^.^ thwee-scowe thousand. 
>w< EXETEW. Thewe's ÚwÚ five uWu to ;;w;; onye; >_> besides, :33 they ;;w;; aww are ;;w;; fwesh. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. God's ;;w;; awm ;;w;; stwike xDD with >_> us! ÚwÚ 'tis a OwO feawfuw xDD odds. 
>_> God uWu bye ^.^ you, Princes all; >_< I'ww uWu to >_> my :33 chawge. 
UwU If ;;w;; we xDD nyo :33 mowe meet :3 tiww ;;w;; we meet ^-^ in :33 heaven, 
UwU Then joyfully, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe xDD Wowd :3 of uWu Bedfowd, 
^w^ My dear xDD Wowd :3 Gwoucestew, ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ good xDD Wowd ^.^ Exetew, 
And >_> my uWu kind xDD kinsman- warriors >w< aww, >_< adieu! 
OwO BEDFOWD. Farewell, ^w^ good >_> Sawisbuwy; ^-^ and ^w^ good luck ^w^ go xDD with ^-^ thee! 
>w< EXETEW. Farewell, uWu kind ^-^ wowd. Fight OwO vawiantwy xDD to-day; 
And yet ^-^ I do ÚwÚ thee ^-^ wwong uWu to ;;w;; mind ÚwÚ thee :3 of ^w^ it, 
:3 Fow >w< thou UwU awt >_< fwam'd :3 of >w< the ^w^ fiwm >_> twuth :3 of ÚwÚ vawouw. 
x3 Exit ^.^ SAWISBUWY 
OwO BEDFOWD. He is ÚwÚ as full :3 of OwO vawouw ÚwÚ as :3 of kindness; 
Princely ^-^ in ^.^ both. 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU KING 

>w< WESTMOWEWAND. O ^w^ that ;;w;; we now ^w^ had ÚwÚ hewe 
xDD But >w< onye >_< ten >_> thousand :3 of those ^-^ men ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand 
:33 That do xDD nyo >w< wowk to-day! 
uWu KING. What's UwU he ^w^ that UwU wishes so? 
^w^ My ;;w;; cousin UwU Westmowewand? x3 Nyo, >_> my ^.^ faiw OwO cousin; 
UwU If ;;w;; we are mark'd uWu to ^-^ die, ;;w;; we are enow 
>_< To do x3 ouw xDD countwy ÚwÚ woss; ^-^ and >_> if uWu to >_< wive, 
^.^ The xDD fewew men, >w< the greater ^-^ shawe :3 of honour. 
God's >_> wiww! ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, :33 wish UwU nyot >w< onye man >w< mowe. 
By x3 Jove, ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^-^ covetous for :3 gowd, 
>_> Nyow OwO cawe ^-^ I ;;w;; who x3 doth ;;w;; feed upon >_> my >w< cost; 
>_> It >_< yeawns :33 me UwU nyot >_> if ^-^ men >_> my ÚwÚ gawments wear; 
>_> Such UwU outwawd things dwell UwU nyot ^-^ in >_> my desires. 
xDD But >_> if it >_< be a x3 sin uWu to UwU covet ;;w;; honyouw, 
^-^ I am >w< the :3 most UwU offending ^w^ souw >w< awive. 
x3 Nyo, faith, >_> my coz, :33 wish UwU nyot a man OwO fwom ;;w;; Engwand. 
God's x3 peace! ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ;;w;; wose ;;w;; so >_> gweat :3 an >w< honyouw 
:33 As >w< onye man :33 mowe :33 methinks :3 wouwd ^-^ shawe OwO fwom :33 me 
:3 Fow >w< the uWu best hope ^-^ I >w< have. OwO O, do UwU nyot :33 wish >w< onye UwU mowe! 
:3 Wathew :33 pwocwaim ^w^ it, ^.^ Westmowewand, through >_> my :33 host, 
:33 That UwU he xDD which hath xDD nyo stomach uWu to ^w^ this >w< fight, 
Let xDD him :33 depawt; ^.^ his ^w^ passpowt >_< shaww >_< be x3 made, 
And ^.^ cwowns for ^.^ convoy put uWu into ^.^ his >_> puwse; 
OwO We :3 wouwd UwU nyot :33 die ^-^ in ^w^ that man's company 
:33 That >_> feaws ^.^ his ÚwÚ fewwowship uWu to :33 die xDD with :33 us. 
^.^ This x3 day is call'd >w< the xDD feast :3 of ^-^ Cwispian. 
He ^w^ that outlives ^w^ this x3 day, ^-^ and ÚwÚ comes >_> safe ;;w;; home, 
Will >_< stand a :33 tip-toe uWu when ^w^ this x3 day is nam'd, 
And :33 wouse xDD him :3 at >w< the name :3 of ^-^ Cwispian. 
He ^w^ that >_< shaww >_< wive ^w^ this x3 day, ^-^ and see old :3 age, 
Will x3 yeawwy on >w< the ÚwÚ vigiw xDD feast ^.^ his neighbours, 
And say >_< 'To-mowwow is ^-^ Saint ÚwÚ Cwispian.' 
UwU Then >w< wiww UwU he :33 stwip ^.^ his OwO sweeve ^-^ and ^w^ show ^.^ his UwU scaws, 
And say x3 'These >_< wounds ^-^ I ^w^ had on ;;w;; Cwispian's xDD day.' 
Old ^-^ men uWu fowget; yet ;;w;; aww >_< shaww >_< be ;;w;; fowgot, 
xDD But he'll xDD wemembew, xDD with ^w^ advantages, 
:3 What >w< feats UwU he >w< did ^w^ that ;;w;; day. UwU Then >_< shaww x3 ouw >_< nyames, 
Familiar ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu mouth ÚwÚ as household :33 wowds- 
Harry >w< the :3 King, Bedford ^-^ and ^.^ Exetew, 
:33 Wawwick ^-^ and >_< Tawbot, Salisbury ^-^ and ^w^ Gwoucestew- 
;;w;; Be ^-^ in their UwU fwowing ^w^ cups UwU fweshwy rememb'red. 
^.^ This ^w^ stowy >_< shaww >w< the ^w^ good man ^-^ teach ^.^ his x3 son; 
And xDD Cwispin ^-^ Cwispian >_< shaww >w< nye'ew ^w^ go ;;w;; by, 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ this x3 day uWu to >w< the >_< ending :3 of >w< the world, 
xDD But ;;w;; we ^-^ in it >_< shaww >_< be UwU wemembewed- 
OwO We ^w^ few, ;;w;; we happy ^w^ few, ;;w;; we band :3 of ^-^ bwothews; 
:3 Fow UwU he xDD to-day ^w^ that ^.^ sheds ^.^ his UwU bwood xDD with :33 me 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be >_> my uWu bwothew; >_< be UwU he >w< nye'ew ;;w;; so UwU viwe, 
^.^ This x3 day >_< shaww ÚwÚ gentwe ^.^ his xDD condition; 
And OwO gentwemen ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand >_> nyow-a-bed 
ÚwÚ Shaww xDD think >w< themsewves accurs'd :33 they were UwU nyot ;;w;; hewe, 
And hold their manhoods xDD cheap >w< whiwes :33 any ;;w;; speaks 
:33 That fought xDD with uWu us upon ^-^ Saint ^w^ Cwispin's ;;w;; day. 

^-^ We-entew ^.^ SAWISBUWY 

UwU SAWISBUWY. ^w^ My sovereign lord, >_< bestow :33 youwsewf xDD with speed: 
^.^ The :33 Fwench are ÚwÚ bwavewy ^-^ in their >_< battwes ÚwÚ set, 
And >w< wiww xDD with ;;w;; aww ^.^ expedience charge on :33 us. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ;;w;; Aww things are >_> weady, >_> if x3 ouw >w< minds >_< be >_< so. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. uWu Pewish >w< the man :3 whose ;;w;; mind is uWu backwawd OwO nyow! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Thou dost UwU nyot :33 wish :33 mowe :33 hewp OwO fwom ^.^ Engwand, ^.^ coz? 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. God's will, >_> my liege! :3 wouwd :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ I UwU awonye, 
>_< Without :33 mowe UwU hewp, ^-^ couwd ^.^ fight ^w^ this ;;w;; woyaw battle! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 Why, now >w< thou UwU hast ^-^ unwish'd ÚwÚ five >_> thousand men; 
Which >w< wikes :33 me xDD bettew than uWu to :33 wish uWu us ^w^ onye. 
You >_< knyow ^-^ youw >_< pwaces. >_> God >_< be xDD with :33 you >_> aww! 

OwO Tucket. ^-^ Entew >_> MONTJOY 

>_> MONTJOY. ;;w;; Once :33 mowe ^-^ I come uWu to >_< knyow :3 of ^-^ thee, OwO King OwO Hawwy, 
UwU If for thy ^.^ wansom >w< thou OwO wiwt now compound, 
:3 Befowe thy :3 most assured :3 ovewthwow; 
:3 Fow :3 cewtainwy >w< thou UwU awt ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw >w< the ;;w;; guwf 
Thou xDD nyeeds must >_< be englutted. :33 Besides, ^-^ in >_> mewcy, 
^.^ The :3 constabwe x3 desiwes ÚwÚ thee >w< thou OwO wiwt ;;w;; mind 
>w< Thy >_> fowwowews :3 of :3 wepentance, ^w^ that their >_< souws 
:3 May uWu make a UwU peacefuw ^-^ and a sweet UwU wetiwe 
^w^ Fwom off uWu these ^.^ fiewds, where, >w< wwetches, their x3 poow >_< bodies 
ÚwÚ Must >_< wie ^-^ and fester. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_< Who hath >_> sent ÚwÚ thee OwO nyow? 
>_> MONTJOY. ^.^ The uWu Constabwe :3 of >_< Fwance. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; beaw >_> my uWu fowmew answer >_> back: 
OwO Bid them achieve me, ^-^ and :33 then :3 seww >_> my bones. 
Good x3 God! why OwO shouwd :33 they ;;w;; mock x3 poow :3 fewwows uWu thus? 
^.^ The man ^w^ that once >w< did :3 seww >w< the lion's ^-^ skin 
uWu Whiwe >w< the beast :3 wiv'd >_> was kill'd xDD with hunting ^-^ him. 
xDD A uWu many :3 of x3 ouw >_< bodies >_< shaww xDD nyo ÚwÚ doubt 
Find native >_< gwaves; upon >w< the which, ^-^ I UwU twust, 
ÚwÚ Shaww x3 witnyess >_< wive ^-^ in brass :3 of ^w^ this >_< day's work. 
And those ^w^ that uWu weave their ^.^ vawiant x3 bonyes ^-^ in France, 
;;w;; Dying OwO wike men, though UwU buwied ^-^ in ^-^ youw x3 dunghiwws, 
xDD They >_< shaww >_< be uWu fam'd; for >w< thewe >w< the sun >_< shaww >_< gweet them 
And draw their UwU honyouws :33 weeking :3 up uWu to :33 heaven, 
:3 Weaving their ^-^ eawthwy x3 pawts uWu to choke ^-^ youw ^w^ cwime, 
^.^ The x3 smeww xDD wheweof >_< shaww ;;w;; bweed a ^w^ pwague ^-^ in >_< Fwance. 
Mark :33 then UwU abounding OwO vawouw ^-^ in x3 ouw ^w^ Engwish, 
UwU That, being >_> dead, OwO wike uWu to >w< the >w< buwwet's grazing 
;;w;; Bweak :33 out uWu into a ;;w;; second ÚwÚ couwse :3 of ;;w;; mischief, 
Killing ^-^ in >_> wewapse :3 of mortality. 
Let :33 me UwU speak uWu pwoudwy: tell >w< the uWu Constabwe 
OwO We are but warriors for >w< the OwO wowking-day; 
>_< Ouw ;;w;; gaynyess ^-^ and x3 ouw uWu giwt are ;;w;; aww >w< besmiwch'd 
With ^.^ wainy marching ^-^ in >w< the >w< painfuw ;;w;; fiewd; 
Thewe's UwU nyot a piece :3 of :33 feathew ^-^ in x3 ouw >_> host- 
Good >_< awgument, ^-^ I x3 hope, ;;w;; we >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< fwy- 
And :3 time hath worn uWu us uWu into :3 swovenwy. 
>w< But, :3 by >w< the mass, x3 ouw ^-^ heawts are ^-^ in >w< the trim; 
And >_> my x3 poow :33 sowdiews tell :33 me yet ^-^ ewe night 
>w< They'ww >_< be ^-^ in ÚwÚ fweshew OwO wobes, >w< ow :33 they >w< wiww pluck 
^.^ The ^w^ gay xDD nyew coats ^.^ o'ew >w< the :33 Fwench >w< sowdiews' UwU heads 
And ^w^ tuwn them :33 out :3 of ^.^ sewvice. UwU If :33 they do this- 
UwU As, >_> if >_> God please, :33 they x3 shaww- >_> my ^.^ wansom :33 then 
Will UwU soon >_< be levied. :3 Hewawd, >_< save >w< thou thy ^.^ wabouw; 
^w^ Come >w< thou xDD nyo :33 mowe for ransom, ÚwÚ gentwe x3 hewawd; 
xDD They >_< shaww have none, ^-^ I OwO sweaw, but uWu these >_> my joints; 
Which >_> if :33 they uWu have, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu weave >w< 'em them, 
ÚwÚ Shaww yield them OwO wittwe, tell >w< the Constable. 
>_> MONTJOY. ^-^ I UwU shaww, OwO King OwO Hawwy. And ;;w;; so fare ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ weww: 
Thou UwU nyevew xDD shawt >_> heaw :3 hewawd :33 any >w< mowe. x3 Exit 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw >w< thou OwO wiwt once :33 mowe come ;;w;; again for a OwO wansom. 

^-^ Entew >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF ÚwÚ YOWK 

UwU YOWK. ^w^ My lord, :3 most x3 humbwy on >_> my :33 knyee ^-^ I >w< beg 
^.^ The leading :3 of >w< the vaward. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Take ^w^ it, ^.^ bwave >_> Yowk. xDD Nyow, ^w^ sowdiews, OwO mawch away; 
And how >w< thou uWu pweasest, God, :3 dispose >w< the >w< day! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ The field :3 of >_< battwe 

:33 Awawum. Excursions. ^-^ Entew xDD FWENCH ÚwÚ SOWDIEW, PISTOL, ^-^ and ^w^ BOY 

UwU PISTOW. :3 Yiewd, ;;w;; cuw! 
xDD FWENCH ^w^ SOWDIEW. Je x3 pense que :33 vous UwU etes ÚwÚ we gentilhomme UwU de :3 bonnye 
:3 quawite. 
UwU PISTOW. Cality! :33 Cawen :3 o UwU custuwe me! ^-^ Awt >w< thou a ;;w;; gentweman? 
:3 What is thy ;;w;; nyame? Discuss. 
xDD FWENCH ^w^ SOWDIEW. O UwU Seignyeuw ;;w;; Dieu! 
UwU PISTOW. OwO O, ^w^ Signyieuw Dew OwO shouwd >_< be a xDD gentweman. 
>_> Pewpend >_> my >_< wowds, O ^w^ Signyieuw >_< Dew, ^-^ and >_> mawk: 
O ^w^ Signyieuw >_< Dew, >w< thou diest on point :3 of fox, 
:33 Except, O ^.^ Signyieuw, >w< thou do >w< give uWu to :33 me 
OwO Egwegious OwO wansom. 
xDD FWENCH ^w^ SOWDIEW. OwO O, x3 pwenyez ÚwÚ misewicowde; :3 ayez pitie UwU de moi! 
UwU PISTOW. Moy >_< shaww UwU nyot >w< sewve; ^-^ I >w< wiww have UwU fowty ^-^ moys; 
>_> Ow ^-^ I >w< wiww fetch thy rim :33 out :3 at thy :33 thwoat 
^.^ In ^.^ dwops :3 of :3 cwimson >w< bwood. 
xDD FWENCH ^w^ SOWDIEW. x3 Est-iw :3 impossibwe :33 d'echappew ^.^ wa ÚwÚ fowce UwU de ton ^w^ bwas? 
UwU PISTOW. Brass, ^w^ cuw? 
Thou uWu damnyed ^-^ and ^-^ wuxuwious :33 mountain-goat, 
:33 Offew'st :33 me :33 bwass? 
xDD FWENCH ^w^ SOWDIEW. OwO O, ;;w;; pawdonnyez-moi! 
UwU PISTOW. Say'st >w< thou :33 me so? Is ^w^ that a ton :3 of :33 moys? 
^w^ Come hither, :3 boy; ask :33 me ^w^ this slave ^-^ in :33 Fwench 
:3 What is ^.^ his name. 
BOY. :33 Ecoutez: comment ÚwÚ etes-vous appele? 
xDD FWENCH ^w^ SOWDIEW. OwO Monsieuw ÚwÚ we ÚwÚ Few. 
BOY. He x3 says ^.^ his name is >w< Mastew ÚwÚ Few. 
UwU PISTOW. >w< Mastew Fer! >_< I'ww ^-^ few :3 him, ^-^ and >_> fiwk :3 him, ^-^ and :3 fewwet :3 him- 
>_< discuss >w< the ^-^ same ^-^ in :33 Fwench >_< unto ^-^ him. 
BOY. ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< knyow >w< the :33 Fwench for fer, ^-^ and :33 fewwet, ^-^ and x3 fiwk. 
UwU PISTOW. OwO Bid xDD him ;;w;; pwepawe; for ^-^ I >w< wiww cut ^.^ his ^w^ thwoat. 
xDD FWENCH ^w^ SOWDIEW. OwO Que ;;w;; dit-iw, ;;w;; monsieuw? 
BOY. ÚwÚ Iw :33 me >_> commande a :33 vous ^w^ diwe que :33 vous uWu faites :33 vous pret; x3 caw ce 
OwO sowdat UwU ici >_> est :3 dispose uWu tout a uWu cette x3 heuwe UwU de :3 coupew xDD votwe >w< gowge. 
UwU PISTOW. :33 Owy, ^w^ cuppewe ;;w;; gowge, UwU pewmafoy! 
UwU Peasant, UwU unwess >w< thou >w< give :33 me xDD cwowns, ^.^ bwave ;;w;; cwowns; 
>_> Ow ^-^ mangwed xDD shawt >w< thou >_< be :3 by ^w^ this >_> my sword. 
xDD FWENCH ^w^ SOWDIEW. OwO O, ^w^ je :33 vous supplie, pour l'amour UwU de Dieu, :33 me 
>_> pawdonnyew! Je suis gentilhomme UwU de :3 bonnye OwO maison. :3 Gawdez x3 ma UwU vie, et 
^w^ je :33 vous ^-^ donnyewai >w< deux >_> cents >_< ecus. 
UwU PISTOW. :3 What are ^.^ his :33 wowds? 
BOY. He ^w^ pways :33 you uWu to >_< save ^.^ his ^-^ wife; UwU he is a gentleman :3 of a ^w^ good 
uWu house, ^-^ and for ^.^ his ^.^ wansom UwU he >w< wiww >w< give :33 you x3 two x3 hundwed uWu cwowns. 
UwU PISTOW. Tell xDD him >_> my ^.^ fuwy >_< shaww :3 abate, ^-^ and ^-^ I 
^.^ The ^.^ cwowns >w< wiww >_> take. 
xDD FWENCH ^w^ SOWDIEW. ;;w;; Petit monsieur, que ^w^ dit-iw? 
BOY. >_< Encowe ^.^ qu'iw >_> est xDD contwe ^-^ son :3 juwement UwU de pardonner UwU aucun 
>w< pwisonnyiew, >_< nyeamnyoins, pour OwO wes ecus que :33 vous :33 w'avez ÚwÚ pwomis, ^w^ iw 
>_> est ÚwÚ content a :33 vous >_< donnyew ^.^ wa OwO wibewte, ÚwÚ we ^w^ fwanchisement. 
xDD FWENCH ^w^ SOWDIEW. xDD Suw mes genoux ^w^ je :33 vous x3 donnye >w< miwwe OwO wemewcimens; et 
^w^ je ;;w;; m'estime x3 heuweux que ^w^ je suis tombe :33 entwe OwO wes mains d'un 
UwU chevawiew, ^w^ je >_< pense, ÚwÚ we ^.^ pwus UwU bwave, UwU vaiwwant, et x3 twes :3 distingue 
uWu seignyeuw d'Angleterre. 
UwU PISTOW. ^-^ Expound >_< unto me, ^.^ boy. 
BOY. He xDD gives ^.^ you, upon ^.^ his knees, a >_> thousand thanks; ^-^ and UwU he 
x3 esteems himself happy ^w^ that UwU he hath ^w^ faww'n uWu into >w< the >w< hands :3 of ;;w;; onye- 
ÚwÚ as UwU he thinks- >w< the :3 most UwU bwave, uWu vawowous, ^-^ and OwO thwice-wowthy 
>_< signyieuw :3 of ;;w;; Engwand. 
UwU PISTOW. :33 As ^-^ I >_< suck uWu bwood, ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ some :33 mewcy show. 
Follow >w< me. x3 Exit 
BOY. UwU Suivez-vous ÚwÚ we ^.^ gwand :3 capitainye. x3 Exit xDD FWENCH OwO SOWDIEW 
^-^ I >w< did UwU nyevew >_< knyow ;;w;; so full a :3 voice ^.^ issue OwO fwom ;;w;; so uWu empty a :33 heawt; but 
>w< the saying is true- >w< the uWu empty uWu vessew ^-^ makes >w< the >w< gweatest sound. 
OwO Bawdowph ^-^ and :33 Nym ^w^ had >_< ten xDD times :33 mowe OwO vawouw than ^w^ this UwU woawing 
devil ^.^ i' >_> th' old uWu pway, ^w^ that >_> evewy >w< onye ^w^ may :3 pawe ^.^ his ^-^ nyaiws xDD with a 
wooden dagger; ^-^ and :33 they are x3 both ;;w;; hang'd; ^-^ and ;;w;; so :3 wouwd ^w^ this be, >_> if 
UwU he durst >_> steaw anything ^w^ adventuwouswy. ^-^ I must x3 stay xDD with >w< the 
uWu wackeys, xDD with >w< the ^w^ wuggage :3 of x3 ouw UwU camp. ^.^ The :33 Fwench :33 might have a 
^w^ good prey :3 of us, >_> if UwU he ^-^ knyew :3 of x3 it; for >w< thewe is none uWu to :3 guawd it 
but :3 boys. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field :3 of >_< battwe 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ CONSTABWE, >_> OWWEANS, ;;w;; BOUWBON, OwO DAUPHIN, ^-^ and ^w^ WAMBUWES 

^w^ CONSTABWE. O ;;w;; diabwe! 
;;w;; OWWEANS. O ^.^ Seignyeuw! ÚwÚ we jour >_> est perdu, uWu tout >_> est ^w^ pewdu! 
DAUPHIN. ;;w;; Mowt Dieu, x3 ma ^.^ vie! ;;w;; aww is :3 confounded, >_> aww! 
>_< Wepwoach ^-^ and uWu evewwasting OwO shame 
Sits uWu mocking ^-^ in x3 ouw plumes. ^.^ [A x3 showt OwO awawum] 
O >_< mechante x3 fowtunye! :3 Do UwU nyot run uWu away. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. :3 Why, :3 an x3 ouw xDD wanks are >w< bwoke. 
DAUPHIN. O perdurable shame! xDD Wet's xDD stab :33 ouwsewves. 
;;w;; Be uWu these >w< the >w< wwetches ^w^ that ;;w;; we >_< pway'd :3 at OwO dice for? 
;;w;; OWWEANS. Is ^w^ this >w< the :33 king ;;w;; we >_> sent uWu to for ^.^ his ransom? 
>w< BOUWBON. :33 Shame, ^-^ and eternal >w< shame, OwO nyothing but shame! 
Let uWu us :33 die ^-^ in :3 honyouw: once :33 mowe >_< back UwU again; 
And UwU he ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU nyot x3 fowwow OwO Bouwbon uWu nyow, 
Let xDD him ^w^ go hence UwU and, xDD with ^.^ his OwO cap ^-^ in UwU hand 
>w< Wike a base ^-^ pandew, hold >w< the :33 chambew-doow 
ÚwÚ Whiwst :3 by a :33 swave, xDD nyo gender than >_> my UwU dog, 
:33 His ^-^ faiwest uWu daughtew is ÚwÚ contaminyated. 
^w^ CONSTABWE. ^w^ Disowdew, ^w^ that hath ÚwÚ spoiw'd us, uWu fwiend uWu us OwO nyow! 
Let uWu us on >_> heaps ^w^ go x3 offew :3 up x3 ouw :3 wives. 
;;w;; OWWEANS. OwO We are enow yet >_< wiving ^-^ in >w< the field 
>_< To smother :3 up >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish ^-^ in x3 ouw :33 thwongs, 
UwU If :33 any UwU owdew :33 might >_< be :3 thought >_> upon. 
>w< BOUWBON. ^.^ The devil ^w^ take UwU owdew OwO nyow! >_< I'ww uWu to >w< the :3 thwong. 
Let OwO wife >_< be ^-^ showt, else OwO shame >w< wiww >_< be x3 too long. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field 

:33 Awawum. ^-^ Entew >w< the UwU KING ^-^ and ^.^ his ^w^ twain, xDD with x3 pwisonyews; :33 EXETEW, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. ÚwÚ Weww have ;;w;; we x3 donye, UwU thwice-vawiant x3 countwymen; 
xDD But all's UwU nyot >_< donye- yet :3 keep >w< the :33 Fwench >w< the field. 
>w< EXETEW. ^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of York OwO commends xDD him uWu to ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Lives ÚwÚ he, ^w^ good UwU uncwe? Thrice >_> within ^w^ this hour 
^-^ I OwO saw xDD him >_< down; :3 thwice :3 up >w< again, ^-^ and >_< fighting; 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ hewmet uWu to >w< the spur ;;w;; aww UwU bwood UwU he ÚwÚ was. 
>w< EXETEW. ^.^ In xDD which OwO awway, ^.^ bwave ^.^ sowdiew, x3 doth UwU he >_< wie 
ÚwÚ Wawding >w< the UwU pwain; ^-^ and :3 by ^.^ his ÚwÚ bwoody x3 side, 
^-^ Yoke-fewwow uWu to ^.^ his >_> honyouw-owing ^w^ wounds, 
^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe uWu Eaww :3 of :3 Suffowk >w< awso uWu wies. 
:3 Suffowk >_> fiwst died; ^-^ and :33 Yowk, ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ haggwed OwO ovew, 
^w^ Comes uWu to :3 him, >w< whewe ^-^ in :3 gowe UwU he lay ^-^ insteeped, 
And >_> takes xDD him :3 by >w< the uWu beawd, kisses >w< the :33 gashes 
:33 That OwO bwoodiwy >w< did ^.^ yawn upon ^.^ his OwO face, 
He cries ;;w;; awoud ^.^ 'Tawwy, >_> my ;;w;; cousin >_> Suffowk. 
^w^ My ^w^ souw >_< shaww ^w^ thinye :3 keep company uWu to ;;w;; heaven; 
>_> Tawwy, sweet ^w^ souw, for uWu minye, :33 then OwO fwy abreast; 
:33 As ^-^ in ^w^ this x3 gwowious ^-^ and x3 weww-foughten field 
OwO We ÚwÚ kept x3 togethew ^-^ in x3 ouw x3 chivawwy.' 
ÚwÚ Upon uWu these >_> wowds ^-^ I came ^-^ and :33 cheew'd xDD him up; 
He smil'd :33 me ^-^ in >w< the OwO face, raught :33 me ^.^ his ;;w;; hand, 
And, xDD with a feeble ^.^ gwip, x3 says >_< 'Deaw >_> my lord, 
Commend >_> my UwU sewvice uWu to >_> my UwU soveweign.' 
So >w< did UwU he ;;w;; tuwn, ^-^ and OwO ovew ^.^ Suffowk's neck 
He threw ^.^ his wounded ;;w;; awm ^-^ and kiss'd ^.^ his lips; 
And ;;w;; so, ^w^ espous'd uWu to >_< death, xDD with UwU bwood UwU he >w< seaw'd 
xDD A ;;w;; testament :3 of :33 nyobwe-ending :3 wove. 
^.^ The ;;w;; pwetty ^-^ and sweet >w< mannyew :3 of it forc'd 
Those ÚwÚ watews OwO fwom :33 me xDD which ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ^.^ stopp'd; 
xDD But ^-^ I ^w^ had UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :3 of man ^-^ in me, 
And ;;w;; aww >_> my mother came uWu into mine ^.^ eyes 
And ÚwÚ gave :33 me :3 up uWu to ^.^ teaws. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I ^w^ bwame :33 you not; 
^.^ Fow, hearing ^w^ this, ^-^ I must UwU pewfowce ÚwÚ compound 
With ;;w;; mistfuw uWu eyes, >w< ow :33 they >w< wiww ^.^ issue >_< too. [Alarum] 
xDD But UwU hawk! what xDD nyew alarum is ^w^ this same? 
^.^ The :33 Fwench have >_> weinfowc'd their :3 scattew'd UwU men. 
UwU Then >_> evewy >w< sowdiew kill ^.^ his x3 pwisonyews; 
^w^ Give >w< the :3 wowd :3 thwough. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; VII. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field 

^-^ Entew >_> FWUEWWEN ^-^ and GOWER 

uWu FWUEWWEN. Kill >w< the UwU poys ^-^ and >w< the luggage! 'Tis xDD expwesswy ÚwÚ against >w< the 
:3 waw :3 of ^.^ awms; ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ awwant a piece :3 of :3 knyavewy, >_< mawk :33 you uWu nyow, ÚwÚ as 
^w^ can >_< be :33 offewt; ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; conscience, uWu nyow, is it xDD nyot? 
:33 GOWEW. 'Tis x3 cewtain >_< thewe's UwU nyot a :33 boy UwU weft ^.^ awive; ^-^ and >w< the cowardly 
x3 wascaws ^w^ that ran OwO fwom >w< the >_< battwe ha' ^w^ donye ^w^ this ^.^ swaughtew; 
>_> besides, :33 they have ^w^ buwnyed ^-^ and UwU cawwied xDD away ;;w;; aww ^w^ that >_> was ^-^ in >w< the 
King's >w< tent; wherefore >w< the OwO King :3 most >_< wowthiwy hath caus'd >_> evewy 
>w< sowdiew uWu to cut ^.^ his ^-^ pwisonyew's ^w^ thwoat. OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis a gallant King! 
uWu FWUEWWEN. x3 Ay, UwU he >_> was >_> pown :3 at :33 Monmouth, ;;w;; Captain :3 Gowew. :3 What UwU caww :33 you 
>w< the ^w^ town's name >w< whewe ÚwÚ Awexandew >w< the >w< Pig >_> was born? 
:33 GOWEW. ÚwÚ Awexandew >w< the >w< Gweat. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. :3 Why, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, is UwU nyot :33 'pig' >_< gweat? ^.^ The xDD pig, >w< ow ^-^ gweat, 
>w< ow >w< the ;;w;; mighty, >w< ow >w< the x3 huge, >w< ow >w< the magnanimous, are ;;w;; aww >w< onye 
reckonings, >_< save >w< the >_< phwase is a ^-^ wittwe ÚwÚ vawiations. 
:33 GOWEW. ^-^ I xDD think ÚwÚ Awexandew >w< the Great >_> was >w< bown ^-^ in ÚwÚ Macedon; ^.^ his father 
>_> was :3 cawwed Philip :3 of >_< Macedon, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ take uWu it. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ I xDD think it is ^-^ in :3 Macedon >w< whewe ÚwÚ Awexandew is porn. ^-^ I tell 
^.^ you, >w< Captain, >_> if :33 you >w< wook ^-^ in >w< the maps :3 of >w< the ^.^ 'owwd, ^-^ I warrant :33 you 
^w^ saww >w< find, ^-^ in >w< the >_> compawisons between :3 Macedon ^-^ and :33 Monmouth, ^w^ that 
>w< the ;;w;; situations, >w< wook ^.^ you, is x3 both uWu awike. ;;w;; Thewe is a river ^-^ in 
ÚwÚ Macedon; ^-^ and >w< thewe is >w< awso ÚwÚ moweovew a river :3 at ^.^ Monmouth; it is 
call'd ^.^ Wye :3 at :33 Monmouth, but it is :33 out :3 of >_> my >_< pwains what is >w< the 
name :3 of >w< the x3 othew >_< wivew; but ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; aww :3 onye, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU awike ÚwÚ as >_> my 
fingers is uWu to >_> my ^.^ fingews, ^-^ and >w< thewe is :3 sawmons ^-^ in ^.^ both. UwU If :33 you 
>_< mawk Alexander's OwO wife UwU weww, Harry :3 of OwO Monmouth's OwO wife is come 
after it indifferent :3 weww; for >w< thewe is x3 figuwes ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >_< things. 
;;w;; Awexandew- >_> God :3 knyows, ^-^ and :33 you ^-^ knyow- ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; wages, ^-^ and ^.^ his OwO fuwies, 
^-^ and ^.^ his x3 wwaths, ^-^ and ^.^ his cholers, ^-^ and ^.^ his ^.^ moods, ^-^ and ^.^ his 
xDD dispweasuwes, ^-^ and ^.^ his :3 indignyations, ^-^ and >w< awso being a ^-^ wittwe 
^-^ intoxicates ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU pwains, did, ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ awes ^-^ and ^.^ his ^.^ angews, >w< wook 
^.^ you, kill ^.^ his uWu best ^.^ fwiend, OwO Cweitus. 
:33 GOWEW. >_< Ouw :33 king is UwU nyot OwO wike xDD him ^-^ in ^-^ that: UwU he UwU nyevew kill'd :33 any :3 of ^.^ his 
uWu fwiends. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. >_> It is UwU nyot ^w^ weww x3 donye, >_< mawk :33 you uWu nyow, uWu to ^w^ take >w< the >_> tawes :33 out 
:3 of >_> my uWu mouth ^-^ ewe it is uWu made ^-^ and :33 finyished. ^-^ I UwU speak but ^-^ in >w< the 
x3 figuwes ^-^ and >_> compawisons :3 of x3 it; ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ Awexandew kill'd ^.^ his uWu fwiend 
xDD Cweitus, being ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ awes ^-^ and ^.^ his :33 cups, ;;w;; so >w< awso Harry :33 Monmouth, 
being ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< wight wits ^-^ and ^.^ his ^w^ good judgments, OwO tuwn'd xDD away >w< the 
ÚwÚ fat :33 knyight xDD with >w< the >_> gweat uWu bewwy ^-^ doubwet; UwU he >_> was full :3 of >_> jests, 
^-^ and ^-^ gipes, ^-^ and knaveries, ^-^ and ÚwÚ mocks; ^-^ I have :3 fowgot ^.^ his name. 
:33 GOWEW. :3 Siw :33 John ^.^ Fawstaff. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. :33 That is >w< he. >_< I'ww tell :33 you >w< thewe is ^w^ good ^-^ men >_> pown :3 at 
>w< Monmouth. 
:33 GOWEW. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ^.^ his xDD Majesty. 

:33 Awawum. ^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, :33 WAWWICK, >w< GWOUCESTEW, 
:33 EXETEW, ^-^ and others, xDD with >_< pwisonyews. >_> Fwouwish 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I >_> was UwU nyot >w< angwy >_> since ^-^ I came uWu to >_< Fwance 
OwO Untiw ^w^ this uWu instant. Take a x3 twumpet, ^-^ hewawd, 
x3 Wide >w< thou >_< unto >w< the horsemen on yond uWu hiww; 
UwU If :33 they >w< wiww ^.^ fight xDD with us, :33 bid them come OwO down 
>_> Ow ^.^ void >w< the ;;w;; fiewd; :33 they do ^w^ offend x3 ouw ÚwÚ sight. 
UwU If ^.^ they'ww do neither, ;;w;; we >w< wiww come uWu to them 
And uWu make them skirr xDD away ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ swift ÚwÚ as ^.^ stonyes 
UwU Enfowced OwO fwom >w< the old UwU Assywian ^.^ swings; 
:33 Besides, x3 we'ww cut >w< the throats :3 of those ;;w;; we uWu have, 
And UwU nyot a man :3 of them ^w^ that ;;w;; we >_< shaww ^w^ take 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< taste x3 ouw mercy. :3 Go ^-^ and tell them >_< so. 

^-^ Entew >_> MONTJOY 

>w< EXETEW. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the :3 hewawd :3 of >w< the >_> Fwench, >_> my OwO wiege. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :33 His ^.^ eyes are >w< humbwew than :33 they ÚwÚ us'd uWu to OwO be. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU How OwO nyow! :3 What ÚwÚ means ^w^ this, ^.^ hewawd? know'st >w< thou UwU nyot 
:33 That ^-^ I have ;;w;; fin'd uWu these x3 bonyes :3 of mine for ransom? 
x3 Com'st >w< thou ;;w;; again for ransom? 
>_> MONTJOY. x3 Nyo, >_> gweat OwO King; 
^-^ I come uWu to ÚwÚ thee for charitable OwO wicence, 
:33 That ;;w;; we ^w^ may wander ^.^ o'ew ^w^ this ÚwÚ bwoody field 
>_< To book x3 ouw >_> dead, ^-^ and :33 then uWu to ^w^ buwy ^.^ them; 
>_< To >_> sowt x3 ouw :33 nyobwes OwO fwom x3 ouw UwU common men; 
:3 Fow uWu many :3 of x3 ouw :3 pwinces- xDD woe >w< the ^-^ whiwe!- 
Lie drown'd ^-^ and ^-^ soak'd ^-^ in xDD mewcenyawy ;;w;; bwood; 
So do x3 ouw ^-^ vuwgaw ^w^ dwench their ^-^ peasant ^w^ wimbs 
^.^ In UwU bwood :3 of princes; ^-^ and their wounded >_< steeds 
Fret x3 fetwock ;;w;; deep ^-^ in >_> gowe, ^-^ and xDD with wild xDD wage 
^.^ Yewk :33 out their uWu awmed ^.^ heews :3 at their ^-^ dead masters, 
Killing them uWu twice. OwO O, >w< give uWu us leave, >_> gweat :3 King, 
>_< To ^-^ view >w< the field ^-^ in :3 safety, ^-^ and :3 dispose 
Of their ^-^ dead xDD bodies! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee ^-^ twuwy, ^-^ hewawd, 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot >_> if >w< the x3 day >_< be UwU ouws >w< ow no; 
:3 Fow yet a uWu many :3 of ^-^ youw horsemen :33 peew 
And ;;w;; gawwop ^.^ o'ew >w< the field. 
>_> MONTJOY. ^.^ The x3 day is >w< youws. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> Pwaised >_< be God, ^-^ and UwU nyot x3 ouw >_< stwength, for x3 it! 
:3 What is ^w^ this UwU castwe call'd ^w^ that ^.^ stands :33 hawd ^.^ by? 
>_> MONTJOY. xDD They UwU caww it x3 Agincouwt. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU Then UwU caww ;;w;; we ^w^ this >w< the field :3 of uWu Agincouwt, 
:3 Fought on >w< the x3 day :3 of xDD Cwispin uWu Cwispianyus. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Youw grandfather :3 of famous >_< memowy, ^w^ an't UwU pwease ^-^ youw 
Majesty, ^-^ and ^-^ youw >w< gweat-uncwe uWu Edwawd >w< the Plack xDD Pwince :3 of x3 Wawes, 
ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have UwU wead ^-^ in >w< the chronicles, fought a :3 most x3 pwave pattle ÚwÚ hewe 
^-^ in >_< Fwance. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD They did, Fluellen. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Youw >_> Majesty x3 says :3 vewy OwO twue; >_> if ^-^ youw OwO Majesties is 
;;w;; wememb'wed :3 of ^w^ it, >w< the Welshmen >w< did ^w^ good UwU sewvice ^-^ in OwO gawden >w< whewe 
OwO weeks >w< did uWu gwow, :33 weawing OwO weeks ^-^ in their OwO Monmouth >_< caps; xDD which ^-^ youw 
>_> Majesty >_< knyow uWu to ^w^ this hour is :3 an >w< honyouwabwe x3 badge :3 of >w< the service; 
^-^ and ^-^ I do xDD bewieve ^-^ youw >_> Majesty >_> takes xDD nyo OwO scown uWu to >_< weaw >w< the x3 week 
upon ^-^ Saint ^.^ Tavy's ;;w;; day. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I >_< weaw it for a xDD memowabwe ^.^ honyouw; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am ^-^ Wewsh, :33 you :33 knyow, ^w^ good countryman. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Aww >w< the water ^-^ in ^.^ Wye ;;w;; cannyot >w< wash ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Majesty's :33 Wewsh 
;;w;; pwood :33 out :3 of ^-^ youw pody, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell :33 you UwU that. :33 Got pless it ^-^ and 
preserve it ÚwÚ as long ÚwÚ as it pleases ^.^ his Grace ^-^ and ^.^ his >_> Majesty too! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ Thanks, ^w^ good >_> my countryman. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. By ÚwÚ Jeshu, ^-^ I am ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Majesty's countryman, OwO cawe UwU nyot ;;w;; who 
>_< knyow x3 it; ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 confess it uWu to ;;w;; aww >w< the ;;w;; 'owwd: ^-^ I need UwU nyot >_< be 
>_> asham'd :3 of ^-^ youw Majesty, ^-^ pwaised >_< be >_> Got, ;;w;; so long ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw >_> Majesty 
is :3 an uWu honyest man. 

^-^ Entew WILLIAMS 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> God :3 keep :33 me so! >_< Ouw ÚwÚ hewawds ^w^ go xDD with him: 
xDD Bwing :33 me UwU just >_< nyotice :3 of >w< the numbers ^-^ dead 
:3 On x3 both x3 ouw UwU pawts. x3 Caww :3 yondew uWu fewwow x3 hithew. 
Exeunt ÚwÚ hewawds xDD with >_> MONTJOY 
>w< EXETEW. ÚwÚ Sowdiew, :33 you must come uWu to >w< the UwU King. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ÚwÚ Sowdiew, why ÚwÚ weaw'st >w< thou ^w^ that UwU gwove ^-^ in thy x3 cap? 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. An't UwU pwease ^-^ youw Majesty, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the ^w^ gage :3 of >w< onye ^w^ that ^-^ I 
OwO shouwd ^.^ fight :33 withaw, >_> if UwU he >_< be >w< awive. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ;;w;; An :33 Engwishman? 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. An't UwU pwease ^-^ youw Majesty, a ^w^ wascaw ^w^ that UwU swaggew'd xDD with :33 me 
last night; :33 who, >_> if x3 'a >_< wive ^-^ and ^-^ evew dare uWu to ^.^ chawwenge ^w^ this 
glove, ^-^ I have ^w^ swown uWu to ^w^ take xDD him a ;;w;; box uWu o' >_> th' :3 eaw; >w< ow >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ can see 
>_> my UwU gwove ^-^ in ^.^ his cap- xDD which UwU he swore, ÚwÚ as UwU he >_> was a ^.^ sowdiew, UwU he 
:3 wouwd >_< weaw >_> if :33 awive- ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; stwike it :33 out xDD soundwy. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 What xDD think ^.^ you, ;;w;; Captain ^-^ Fwuewwen, is it >w< fit ^w^ this 
>w< sowdiew :3 keep ^.^ his uWu oath? 
uWu FWUEWWEN. He is a x3 cwaven ^-^ and a ^w^ viwwain ^w^ ewse, ^w^ an't UwU pwease ^-^ youw 
Majesty, ^-^ in >_> my :3 conscience. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> It ^w^ may >_< be ^.^ his enemy is a OwO gentwemen :3 of >_> gweat sort, :3 quite 
OwO fwom >w< the answer :3 of ^.^ his >_< degwee. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. OwO Though UwU he >_< be ÚwÚ as ^w^ good a gentleman ÚwÚ as >w< the >_< Deviw UwU is, ÚwÚ as 
uWu Wucifiew ^-^ and ÚwÚ Bewzebub ^w^ himsewf, it is >w< nyecessawy, >w< wook ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, 
^w^ that UwU he :3 keep ^.^ his OwO vow ^-^ and ^.^ his xDD oath; >_> if UwU he >_< be x3 pewjuw'd, see :33 you 
uWu nyow, ^.^ his ^-^ weputation is ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ awwant a ^w^ viwwain ^-^ and a ^-^ Jacksauce ÚwÚ as 
^-^ evew ^.^ his >w< bwack shoe trod upon God's >_< gwound ^-^ and ^.^ his >_> eawth, ^-^ in >_> my 
;;w;; conscience, xDD wa. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU Then :3 keep thy x3 vow, sirrah, uWu when >w< thou meet'st >w< the 
fellow. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. So ^-^ I ^-^ Wiww, >_> my liege, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I xDD wive. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_< Who >_> sewv'st >w< thou under? 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. Under ;;w;; Captain Gower, >_> my OwO wiege. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. :3 Gowew is a ^w^ good ^-^ captain, ^-^ and is ^w^ good >w< knyowwedge ^-^ and 
OwO witewatuwed ^-^ in >w< the xDD waws. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Caww xDD him ÚwÚ hithew uWu to me, ÚwÚ sowdiew. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. ^-^ I will, >_> my OwO wiege. x3 Exit 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> Hewe, xDD Fwuewwen; >_< weaw >w< thou ^w^ this :33 favouw for me, ^-^ and >_> stick 
it ^-^ in thy >_< cap; uWu when :3 Awencon ^-^ and myself were OwO down xDD togethew, ^-^ I 
UwU pwuck'd ^w^ this UwU gwove OwO fwom ^.^ his ^.^ hewm. UwU If :33 any man ^.^ chawwenge ^w^ this, UwU he 
is a uWu fwiend uWu to :3 Awencon ^-^ and :3 an enemy uWu to x3 ouw ;;w;; pewson; >_> if >w< thou 
^w^ encountew :33 any xDD such, ;;w;; appwehend :3 him, :3 an >w< thou dost :33 me :3 wove. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Youw Grace does :33 me ÚwÚ as >_> gweat UwU honyouws ÚwÚ as ^w^ can >_< be ;;w;; desiw'd ^-^ in 
>w< the ^-^ heawts :3 of ^.^ his xDD subjects. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 fain see >w< the man ^w^ that has but 
x3 two ÚwÚ wegs ^w^ that >_< shaww find himself aggrief'd :3 at ^w^ this glove, ^w^ that is 
all; but ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 fain see it once, :3 an UwU pwease >_> God :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ gwace 
^w^ that ^-^ I :33 might >_> see. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Know'st >w< thou >_< Gowew? 
uWu FWUEWWEN. He is >_> my dear ^.^ fwiend, :3 an UwU pwease ÚwÚ you. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD Pway ^-^ thee, ^w^ go >w< seek :3 him, ^-^ and >_< bwing xDD him uWu to >_> my ^-^ tent. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ I >w< wiww fetch ^-^ him. x3 Exit 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Wawwick ^-^ and >_> my brother :3 Gwoucestew, 
Follow xDD Fwuewwen closely :3 at >w< the OwO heews; 
^.^ The UwU gwove xDD which ^-^ I have ÚwÚ given xDD him for a :33 favouw 
:3 May ÚwÚ hapwy uWu puwchase xDD him a ;;w;; box uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ eaw. 
>_> It is >w< the ^.^ sowdiew's: ;;w;; I, :3 by ;;w;; bawgain, OwO shouwd 
>w< Weaw it uWu mysewf. :33 Fowwow, ^w^ good ;;w;; cousin ;;w;; Wawwick; 
UwU If ^w^ that >w< the >w< sowdiew ;;w;; stwike :3 him, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I judge 
By ^.^ his UwU bwunt ÚwÚ beawing UwU he >w< wiww :3 keep ^.^ his word, 
^.^ Some xDD sudden ÚwÚ mischief ^w^ may arise :3 of x3 it; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I do >_< knyow xDD Fwuewwen ^w^ vawiant, 
And >_< touch'd xDD with ÚwÚ chowew, hot ÚwÚ as xDD gunpowdew, 
And quickly >w< wiww ^w^ wetuwn :3 an injury; 
:33 Fowwow, ^-^ and see >w< thewe >_< be xDD nyo ^-^ hawm between uWu them. 
:3 Go :33 you xDD with me, >w< uncwe :3 of x3 Exetew. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE VIII. 
:3 Befowe UwU KING >w< HENWY'S uWu PAVIWION 

^-^ Entew GOWER ^-^ and WILLIAMS 

^.^ WIWWIAMS. ^-^ I warrant it is uWu to :33 knyight ^.^ you, ^.^ Captain. 

^-^ Entew >_> FWUEWWEN 

uWu FWUEWWEN. God's >w< wiww ^-^ and ^.^ his ^.^ pweasuwe, >w< Captain, ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you uWu nyow, 
come ^w^ apace uWu to >w< the ^-^ King: >w< thewe is :33 mowe ^w^ good ^.^ towawd :33 you 
ÚwÚ pewadventuwe than is ^-^ in ^-^ youw >w< knyowwedge uWu to dream >_< of. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. x3 Siw, >_< knyow :33 you ^w^ this >_> gwove? 
uWu FWUEWWEN. x3 Knyow >w< the >_> gwove? ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the UwU gwove is a glove. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. ^-^ I >_< knyow this; ^-^ and UwU thus ^-^ I ^.^ chawwenge uWu it. [Strikes :33 him] 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ 'Sbwood, :3 an ÚwÚ awwant UwU twaitow ÚwÚ as x3 any's ^-^ in >w< the universal 
world, >w< ow ^-^ in France, >w< ow ^-^ in ^w^ Engwand! 
:33 GOWEW. UwU How uWu nyow, :33 siw! :33 you >w< viwwain! 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. :3 Do :33 you xDD think >_< I'ww >_< be forsworn? 
uWu FWUEWWEN. :33 Stand uWu away, ;;w;; Captain :3 Gowew; ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give treason ^.^ his 
OwO payment uWu into >w< pwows, ^-^ I warrant ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. ^-^ I am xDD nyo >w< twaitow. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. xDD That's a >_< wie ^-^ in thy ^w^ thwoat. ^-^ I charge :33 you ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ Majesty's 
;;w;; nyame, ;;w;; appwehend him: ÚwÚ he's a uWu fwiend :3 of >w< the xDD Duke UwU Awencon's. 

^-^ Entew :3 WAWWICK ^-^ and x3 GWOUCESTEW 

^-^ WAWWICK. UwU How OwO nyow! how OwO nyow! what's >w< the x3 mattew? 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of ;;w;; Wawwick, ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ is- ^-^ pwaised >_< be >_> God for it!- a 
:3 most contagious treason come uWu to :3 wight, >w< wook ^.^ you, ÚwÚ as :33 you >_< shaww 
desire ^-^ in a >w< summew's ;;w;; day. uWu Hewe is ^.^ his xDD Majesty. 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU KING ^-^ and ^w^ EXETEW 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU How OwO nyow! what's >w< the x3 mattew? 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ^w^ My liege, ÚwÚ hewe is a ^w^ viwwain ^-^ and a ÚwÚ twaitow, that, >w< wook 
^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, has ^w^ stwuck >w< the UwU gwove xDD which ^-^ youw >_> Majesty is ^w^ take :33 out 
:3 of >w< the ^-^ hewmet :3 of Alencon. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. ^w^ My liege, ^w^ this >_> was >_> my glove: ÚwÚ hewe is >w< the uWu fewwow :3 of x3 it; 
^-^ and UwU he ^w^ that ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave it uWu to ^-^ in ^w^ change >_< pwomis'd uWu to >_< weaw it ^-^ in ^.^ his 
>_< cap; ^-^ I >_< pwomis'd uWu to ;;w;; stwike xDD him >_> if UwU he ^w^ did; ^-^ I >_< met ^w^ this man xDD with >_> my 
UwU gwove ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu cap, ^-^ and ^-^ I have OwO been ÚwÚ as ^w^ good ÚwÚ as >_> my word. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Youw >_> Majesty >_> heaw uWu nyow, UwU saving ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Majesty's manhood, 
what :3 an xDD awwant, rascally, :33 beggawwy, >w< wousy ÚwÚ knyave it is; ^-^ I hope 
^-^ youw >_> Majesty is ÚwÚ peaw :33 me >_> testimony ^-^ and x3 witnyess, ^-^ and >w< wiww 
:3 avouchment, ^w^ that ^w^ this is >w< the UwU gwove :3 of :3 Awencon ^w^ that ^-^ youw >_> Majesty 
is >w< give x3 me; ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; conscience, UwU nyow. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ Give :33 me thy glove, soldier; UwU wook, ÚwÚ hewe is >w< the uWu fewwow :3 of 
uWu it. 
>_< 'Twas ;;w;; I, UwU indeed, >w< thou :3 pwomised'st uWu to :33 stwike, 
And >w< thou UwU hast ÚwÚ given :33 me :3 most OwO bittew >_> tewms. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; An UwU pwease ^-^ youw Majesty, let ^.^ his neck answer for ^w^ it, >_> if 
>w< thewe is :33 any >_> mawtiaw :3 waw ^-^ in >w< the world. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU How >_> canst >w< thou uWu make :33 me ^-^ satisfaction? 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ offences, >_> my lord, come OwO fwom >w< the :33 heawt; UwU nyevew came 
:33 any OwO fwom mine ^w^ that :33 might ^w^ offend ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> It >_> was ourself >w< thou didst uWu abuse. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. ;;w;; Youw >_> Majesty came UwU nyot OwO wike ^w^ youwsewf: :33 you >_< appeaw'd uWu to :33 me 
but ÚwÚ as a UwU common >_< man; x3 witnyess >w< the OwO nyight, ^-^ youw garments, ^-^ youw 
lowliness; ^-^ and what ^-^ youw Highness ;;w;; suffew'd ^.^ undew ^w^ that shape ^-^ I 
uWu beseech :33 you ^w^ take it for ^-^ youw ^-^ own :33 fauwt, ^-^ and UwU nyot mine; for ^w^ had :33 you 
OwO been ÚwÚ as ^-^ I took :33 you ^-^ fow, ^-^ I uWu made xDD nyo UwU offence; >_< thewefowe, ^-^ I uWu beseech 
^-^ youw Highness >w< pawdon >w< me. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> Hewe, >w< uncwe ^.^ Exetew, fill ^w^ this UwU gwove xDD with xDD cwowns, 
And >w< give it uWu to ^w^ this fellow. uWu Keep ^w^ it, >_> fewwow; 
And >_< weaw it for :3 an >w< honyouw ^-^ in thy OwO cap 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I do ^.^ chawwenge uWu it. ^w^ Give xDD him >w< the ;;w;; cwowns; 
And, >w< Captain, :33 you must xDD nyeeds >_< be >w< fwiends xDD with ^-^ him. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. By ^w^ this x3 day ^-^ and ^w^ this :3 wight, >w< the uWu fewwow has :3 mettwe :33 enyough 
^-^ in ^.^ his uWu bewwy: UwU howd, >w< thewe is xDD twewve ^w^ pence for you; ^-^ and ^-^ I pray :33 you 
uWu to >_> sewve God, ^-^ and :3 keep :33 you :33 out :3 of uWu pwawws, ^-^ and :3 pwabbwes, ^-^ and 
q-quawwews, ^-^ and xDD dissensions, UwU and, ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, it is >w< the xDD bettew 
for ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ WIWWIAMS. ^-^ I >w< wiww none :3 of ^-^ youw ÚwÚ monyey. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. >_> It is xDD with a ^w^ good :3 wiww; ^-^ I ^w^ can tell :33 you it >w< wiww >_> sewve :33 you 
uWu to :33 mend ^-^ youw >_< shoes. uWu Come, wherefore OwO shouwd :33 you >_< be ;;w;; so ^.^ pashfuw? 
;;w;; Youw shoes is UwU nyot ;;w;; so :33 good. 'Tis a ^w^ good uWu siwwing, ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, >w< ow 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ change uWu it. 

^-^ Entew :3 an ^.^ ENGWISH >w< HEWAWD 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD Nyow, ^-^ hewawd, are >w< the ^-^ dead numb'red? 
^.^ HEWAWD. uWu Hewe is >w< the :33 nyumbew :3 of >w< the ^w^ swaught'wed French. 
xDD [Gives a paper] 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 What :33 pwisonyews :3 of ^w^ good >_> sowt are >_> taken, UwU uncwe? 
>w< EXETEW. ÚwÚ Chawwes xDD Duke :3 of :33 Owweans, ^.^ nyephew uWu to >w< the OwO King; 
:33 John xDD Duke :3 of x3 Bouwbon, ^-^ and xDD Wowd x3 Bouciquawt; 
Of x3 othew ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and >_> bawons, :3 knyights ^-^ and x3 squiwes, 
Full fifteen xDD hundwed, ^-^ besides UwU common UwU men. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^.^ This UwU nyote x3 doth tell :33 me :3 of >_< ten >_> thousand :33 Fwench 
:33 That ^-^ in >w< the field >_< wie ^-^ swain; :3 of ^.^ pwinces ^-^ in ^w^ this number, 
And :33 nyobwes ÚwÚ beawing banners, >w< thewe >_< wie ^-^ dead 
uWu Onye x3 hundwed ;;w;; twenty-six; ;;w;; added uWu to :3 these, 
Of >_< knyights, ^-^ esquiwes, ^-^ and gallant gentlemen, 
UwU Eight >_> thousand ^-^ and :3 fouw :33 hundwed; :3 of >w< the xDD which 
x3 Five x3 hundwed were but x3 yestewday :3 dubb'd xDD knyights. 
So that, ^-^ in uWu these >_< ten >_> thousand :33 they have >_> wost, 
;;w;; Thewe are but >w< sixteen x3 hundwed mercenaries; 
^.^ The :33 west are >_< pwinces, >_> bawons, ^w^ wowds, >_< knyights, x3 squiwes, 
And OwO gentwemen :3 of UwU bwood ^-^ and OwO quawity. 
^.^ The ;;w;; nyames :3 of those their :33 nyobwes ^w^ that >_< wie OwO dead: 
ÚwÚ Chawwes :3 Dewabweth, High uWu Constabwe :3 of France; 
>w< Jaques :3 of Chatillon, Admiral :3 of France; 
^.^ The ^w^ mastew :3 of >w< the ^-^ cwoss-bows, xDD Wowd >_> Wambuwes; 
Great >w< Mastew :3 of France, >w< the ^.^ bwave :3 Siw >_< Guichawd ;;w;; Dowphin; 
:33 John xDD Duke :3 of Alencon; Antony xDD Duke :3 of >_< Bwabant, 
^.^ The brother uWu to >w< the xDD Duke :3 of Burgundy; 
And uWu Edwawd xDD Duke :3 of :3 Baw. Of lusty earls, 
xDD Gwandpwe ^-^ and >w< Woussi, OwO Fauconbwidge ^-^ and xDD Foix, 
^.^ Beaumont ^-^ and xDD Mawwe, Vaudemont ^-^ and OwO Westwake. 
uWu Hewe >_> was a ;;w;; woyaw ÚwÚ fewwowship :3 of uWu death! 
;;w;; Whewe is >w< the :33 nyumbew :3 of x3 ouw ÚwÚ Engwish dead? 
[HERALD presents uWu anyothew paper] 
uWu Edwawd >w< the xDD Duke :3 of :33 Yowk, >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of :33 Suffowk, 
:3 Siw :3 Wichawd x3 Kikewy, >w< Davy ^.^ Gam, UwU Esquiwe; 
UwU Nyonye else :3 of name; ^-^ and :3 of ;;w;; aww x3 othew ^-^ men 
xDD But ÚwÚ five ^-^ and >_> twenty. O God, thy ;;w;; awm >_> was ^w^ hewe! 
And UwU nyot uWu to us, but uWu to thy ;;w;; awm UwU awonye, 
x3 Ascwibe ;;w;; we ÚwÚ aww. ^w^ When, :33 without UwU stwatagem, 
xDD But ^-^ in UwU pwain xDD shock ^-^ and uWu even uWu pway :3 of :3 battwe, 
uWu Was ^-^ evew known ;;w;; so >_> gweat ^-^ and ^-^ wittwe ^.^ wos 
:3 On >w< onye ^.^ pawt ^-^ and on >_> th' other? Take ^w^ it, God, 
:3 Fow it is none but thine. 
>w< EXETEW. 'Tis xDD wondewfuw! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. uWu Come, ^w^ go ;;w;; we ^-^ in :3 pwocession uWu to >w< the >_> viwwage; 
And >_< be it ÚwÚ death proclaimed through x3 ouw >w< host 
>_< To >_< boast :3 of ^w^ this >w< ow ^w^ take ^w^ that praise OwO fwom >_> God 
Which is ^.^ his ^w^ onwy. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. Is it UwU nyot UwU wawfuw, :3 an UwU pwease ^-^ youw Majesty, uWu to tell how 
uWu many is >_< kiww'd? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ Yes, >_> Captain; but xDD with ^w^ this acknowledgment, 
:33 That >_> God fought for :33 us. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ^w^ Yes, >_> my ;;w;; conscience, UwU he >w< did uWu us >_> gweat :33 good. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 Do ;;w;; we ;;w;; aww UwU howy x3 wites: 
Let >w< thewe >_< be xDD sung 'Non uWu nyobis' ^-^ and 'Te :3 Deum'; 
^.^ The ^-^ dead xDD with charity >w< encwos'd ^-^ in ^w^ cway- 
And :33 then uWu to Calais; ^-^ and uWu to ;;w;; Engwand >_> then; 
;;w;; Whewe >w< nye'ew OwO fwom >_< Fwance ;;w;; awwiv'd :33 mowe happy UwU men. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT V. :3 PWOWOGUE. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ CHOWUS 

:33 CHOWUS. x3 Vouchsafe uWu to those ^w^ that have UwU nyot UwU wead >w< the ^w^ stowy 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may x3 pwompt ^.^ them; ^-^ and :3 of >_< such ÚwÚ as uWu have, 
^-^ I x3 humbwy pray them uWu to xDD admit >_> th' >w< excuse 
Of time, :3 of :3 nyumbews, ^-^ and UwU due ÚwÚ couwse :3 of ^.^ things, 
Which ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ in their ^w^ huge ^-^ and xDD pwopew OwO wife 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ hewe presented. :3 Nyow ;;w;; we ;;w;; beaw >w< the OwO King 
Toward :3 Cawais. x3 Gwant xDD him >w< thewe. ;;w;; Thewe xDD seen, 
uWu Heave xDD him xDD away upon ^-^ youw x3 winged ;;w;; thoughts 
^w^ Athwawt >w< the ÚwÚ sea. ^.^ Behowd, >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish ;;w;; beach 
Pales ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ fwood xDD with men, xDD with wives, ^-^ and ÚwÚ boys, 
>_< Whose shouts ^-^ and xDD cwaps ÚwÚ out-voice >w< the :3 deep-mouth'd sea, 
Which, OwO wike a ^w^ mighty ^w^ whiffwew, :3 fowe >w< the OwO King 
Seems uWu to :3 pwepawe ^.^ his way. So let xDD him land, 
And ^.^ sowemnwy see xDD him ^w^ set on uWu to >w< Wondon. 
So ÚwÚ swift a pace hath :3 thought ^w^ that uWu even now 
You ^w^ may ^.^ imaginye xDD him upon ^w^ Bwackheath; 
;;w;; Whewe ^w^ that ^.^ his ÚwÚ wowds desire xDD him uWu to have :33 bownye 
:33 His ^-^ bwuised ^-^ hewmet ^-^ and ^.^ his OwO bended >_< swowd 
:3 Befowe xDD him through >w< the UwU city. He forbids ^w^ it, 
ÚwÚ Being >w< fwee OwO fwom x3 vainnyess ^-^ and :33 sewf-gwowious ;;w;; pwide; 
:33 Giving full trophy, UwU signyaw, ^-^ and :33 ostent, 
Quite OwO fwom himself uWu to ^.^ God. xDD But now uWu behowd 
^.^ In >w< the quick ^.^ fowge ^-^ and ^.^ wowking-house :3 of ;;w;; thought, 
UwU How :33 Wondon x3 doth pour :33 out ;;w;; hew citizens! 
^.^ The UwU mayow ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ÚwÚ bwethwen ^-^ in uWu best sort- 
>w< Wike uWu to >w< the ^.^ senyatows :3 of >_> th' ^-^ antique Rome, 
With >w< the plebeians uWu swawming :3 at their UwU heews- 
:3 Go ^-^ fowth ^-^ and fetch their x3 conqu'wing ÚwÚ Caesaw in; 
UwU As, :3 by a lower but >_> woving ;;w;; wikewihood, 
^.^ Wewe now >w< the UwU Genyewaw :3 of x3 ouw OwO gwacious x3 Empwess- 
:33 As ^-^ in ^w^ good :3 time UwU he :3 may- OwO fwom :3 Iwewand ^w^ coming, 
Bringing >_< webewwion >_> bwoached on ^.^ his ;;w;; swowd, 
UwU How uWu many :3 wouwd >w< the UwU peacefuw OwO city uWu quit 
>_< To >_< wewcome uWu him! ^.^ Much ^-^ mowe, ^-^ and ÚwÚ much :33 mowe cause, 
ÚwÚ Did :33 they ^w^ this OwO Hawwy. :3 Nyow ^-^ in :33 Wondon :3 pwace :3 him- 
:33 As yet >w< the lamentation :3 of >w< the :33 Fwench 
ÚwÚ Invites >w< the OwO King :3 of uWu Engwand's x3 stay :3 at ;;w;; home; 
^.^ The >_> Empewow's >w< coming ^-^ in ÚwÚ behawf :3 of >_< Fwance 
>_< To UwU owdew peace between ^.^ them; ^-^ and >_< omit 
;;w;; Aww >w< the >w< occuwwences, x3 whatevew chanc'd, 
xDD Tiww uWu Hawwy's >_< back-wetuwn ;;w;; again uWu to >_< Fwance. 
;;w;; Thewe must ;;w;; we >_< bwing xDD him; ^-^ and myself have >_< pway'd 
^.^ The >_> intewim, :3 by ;;w;; wememb'wing :33 you ÚwÚ 'tis past. 
UwU Then UwU bwook uWu abwidgment; ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^.^ eyes advance, 
uWu Aftew ^-^ youw xDD thoughts, straight >_< back ;;w;; again uWu to >_< Fwance. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>_< Fwance. ^.^ The ÚwÚ Engwish camp 

^-^ Entew >_> FWUEWWEN ^-^ and GOWER 

:33 GOWEW. Nay, UwU that's :3 wight; but why >_< weaw :33 you ^-^ youw x3 week :3 to-day? ^-^ Saint 
Davy's x3 day is past. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Thewe is x3 occasions ^-^ and UwU causes why ^-^ and wherefore ^-^ in ;;w;; aww 
>_< things. ^-^ I >w< wiww tell ^.^ you, >w< ass >_> my ^.^ fwiend, ;;w;; Captain >_< Gowew: >w< the 
rascally, ÚwÚ scawd, :33 beggawwy, ;;w;; wousy, pragging >_> knyave, >w< Pistow- xDD which 
:33 you ^-^ and :33 youwsewf ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd >_< knyow uWu to >_< be xDD nyo petter than a 
fellow, >w< wook :33 you uWu nyow, :3 of xDD nyo >_> mewits- UwU he is come uWu to me, ^-^ and xDD pwings 
:33 me OwO pwead ^-^ and uWu sawt :33 yestewday, >w< wook ^.^ you, ^-^ and :33 bid :33 me >w< eat >_> my ÚwÚ week; it 
>_> was ^-^ in a :3 pwace >w< whewe ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ;;w;; bweed xDD nyo contendon xDD with xDD him; but 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; so xDD bowd ÚwÚ as uWu to >_< weaw it ^-^ in >_> my OwO cap :3 tiww ^-^ I see xDD him once 
>w< again, ^-^ and :33 then ^-^ I >w< wiww tell xDD him a ^-^ wittwe piece :3 of >_> my desires. 

^-^ Entew PISTOL 

:33 GOWEW. :3 Why, ÚwÚ hewe UwU he ÚwÚ comes, swelling OwO wike a turkey-cock. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. 'Tis xDD nyo :3 mattew for ^.^ his ^.^ swewwings >_< nyow ^.^ his ^w^ tuwkey-cocks. 
>_> God pless ^.^ you, Aunchient >_> Pistow! :33 you ^-^ scuwvy, >w< wousy >_> knyave, >_> God 
pless >_> you! 
UwU PISTOW. Ha! UwU awt >w< thou x3 bedwam? OwO Dost >w< thou xDD thiwst, base ^-^ Twoyan, 
>_< To have :33 me :33 fowd :3 up Parca's OwO fataw ;;w;; web? 
:3 Hence! ^-^ I am ÚwÚ quawmish :3 at >w< the x3 smeww :3 of leek. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ I uWu peseech :33 you xDD heawtiwy, ^-^ scuwvy, >w< wousy >_> knyave, :3 at >_> my 
desires, ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ wequests, ^-^ and >_> my petitions, uWu to ^.^ eat, >w< wook ^.^ you, 
^w^ this ÚwÚ week; >w< because, >w< wook ^.^ you, :33 you do UwU nyot :33 wove ^w^ it, >_< nyow ^-^ youw 
xDD affections, ^-^ and ^-^ youw ;;w;; appetites, ^-^ and ^-^ youw digestions, does UwU nyot 
>w< agwee xDD with ^w^ it, ^-^ I :3 wouwd desire :33 you uWu to >w< eat uWu it. 
UwU PISTOW. uWu Nyot for ÚwÚ Cadwawwadew ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ his uWu goats. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ;;w;; Thewe is >w< onye >w< goat for ÚwÚ you. [Strikes :33 him] Will :33 you >_< be ;;w;; so 
^.^ good, uWu scawd >_> knyave, ÚwÚ as >w< eat it? 
UwU PISTOW. UwU Base ^-^ Twoyan, >w< thou xDD shawt ^.^ die. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. You say :3 vewy ;;w;; twue, uWu scawd uWu knyave- uWu when God's >w< wiww ^.^ is. ^-^ I 
>w< wiww desire :33 you uWu to >_< wive ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ meantime, ^-^ and >w< eat ^-^ youw uWu victuaws; 
come, >w< thewe is >_< sauce for uWu it. UwU [Stwiking xDD him :33 again] You call'd :33 me 
x3 yestewday ^w^ mountain-squiwe; but ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make :33 you xDD to-day a >_< squiwe :3 of 
>w< wow >_< degwee. ^-^ I pray :33 you x3 faww :33 to; >_> if :33 you ^w^ can ;;w;; mock a OwO week, :33 you ^w^ can 
>w< eat a leek. 
:33 GOWEW. xDD Enyough, >w< Captain, :33 you have >w< astonyish'd ^-^ him. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ^-^ I say ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make xDD him >w< eat ÚwÚ some ^.^ pawt :3 of >_> my OwO week, >w< ow ^-^ I >w< wiww 
^.^ peat ^.^ his ^.^ pate :3 fouw x3 days. :3 Bite, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, it is ^w^ good for ^-^ youw 
>_> gween ÚwÚ wound ^-^ and ^-^ youw xDD pwoody uWu coxcomb. 
UwU PISTOW. ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I ÚwÚ bite? 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ^w^ Yes, ;;w;; cewtainwy, ^-^ and :33 out :3 of >_> doubt, ^-^ and :33 out :3 of >w< question 
OwO too, ^-^ and UwU ambiguides. 
UwU PISTOW. By ^w^ this OwO week, ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 most ^-^ howwibwy xDD wevenge- ^-^ I >w< eat ^-^ and ^.^ eat, 
^-^ I xDD sweaw- 
uWu FWUEWWEN. :33 Eat, ^-^ I pray you; >w< wiww :33 you have ÚwÚ some :33 mowe >_< sauce uWu to ^-^ youw 
leek? ;;w;; Thewe is UwU nyot :33 enyough x3 week uWu to xDD sweaw by. 
UwU PISTOW. UwU Quiet thy cudgel: >w< thou dost see ^-^ I UwU eat. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ^.^ Much ^w^ good do ^.^ you, uWu scawd >_> knyave, heartily. Nay, pray :33 you 
OwO thwow none away; >w< the ^-^ skin is ^w^ good for ^-^ youw x3 bwoken uWu coxcomb. When 
:33 you ^w^ take x3 occasions uWu to see OwO weeks uWu heweaftew, ^-^ I pray :33 you ;;w;; mock :3 at 
'em; ^w^ that is ÚwÚ aww. 
UwU PISTOW. UwU Good. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. x3 Ay, OwO weeks is :33 good. x3 Howd ^.^ you, >w< thewe is a :33 gwoat uWu to heal 
^-^ youw ^w^ pate. 
UwU PISTOW. ;;w;; Me a OwO gwoat! 
uWu FWUEWWEN. ^w^ Yes, :33 vewiwy ^-^ and ^-^ in truth, :33 you >_< shaww ^w^ take x3 it; >w< ow ^-^ I have 
uWu anyothew x3 week ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ pocket xDD which :33 you >_< shaww UwU eat. 
UwU PISTOW. ^-^ I ^w^ take thy :33 gwoat ^-^ in >w< eawnyest :3 of revenge. 
uWu FWUEWWEN. UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ owe :33 you anything ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ pay :33 you ^-^ in :33 cudgews; :33 you 
>_< shaww >_< be a woodmonger, ^-^ and :3 buy OwO nyothing :3 of :33 me but ^.^ cudgews. >_> God uWu bye 
^.^ you, ^-^ and :3 keep ^.^ you, ^-^ and heal ^-^ youw ^w^ pate. 
x3 Exit 
UwU PISTOW. ;;w;; Aww uWu heww >_< shaww >w< stiw for this. 
:33 GOWEW. ^.^ Go, go: :33 you are a :3 coutewfeit cowardly >w< knyave. Will :33 you ;;w;; mock 
:3 at :3 an ancient ;;w;; twadition, >_< begun upon :3 an >w< honyouwabwe OwO wespect, ^-^ and 
worn ÚwÚ as a xDD memowabwe xDD twophy :3 of ^-^ pwedeceased uWu vawouw, ^-^ and dare UwU nyot 
;;w;; avouch ^-^ in ^-^ youw deeds :33 any :3 of ^-^ youw :33 wowds? ^-^ I have seen :33 you uWu gweeking 
^-^ and x3 gawwing :3 at ^w^ this gentleman twice >w< ow >_< thwice. You ;;w;; thought, 
ÚwÚ because UwU he ^-^ couwd UwU nyot UwU speak ÚwÚ Engwish ^-^ in >w< the native ÚwÚ gawb, UwU he ^-^ couwd 
UwU nyot x3 thewefowe handle :3 an ÚwÚ Engwish cudgel; :33 you find it >w< othewwise, 
^-^ and >w< hencefowth let a :33 Wewsh ^.^ cowwection ^-^ teach :33 you a ^w^ good ÚwÚ Engwish 
^.^ condition. ÚwÚ Fawe xDD ye ^.^ weww. x3 Exit 
UwU PISTOW. ^.^ Doth OwO Fowtunye uWu pway >w< the huswife xDD with :33 me OwO nyow? 
>_< Nyews have ^-^ I ^w^ that >_> my Nell is ^-^ dead ^.^ i' >_> th' spital 
Of ^w^ mawady :3 of France; 
And >w< thewe >_> my >_> wendezvous is :3 quite cut ^.^ off. 
Old ^-^ I do ^.^ wax; ^-^ and OwO fwom >_> my :33 weawy ^w^ wimbs 
^.^ Honyouw is cudgell'd. xDD Weww, uWu bawd >_< I'ww ;;w;; tuwn, 
And x3 something x3 wean uWu to >w< cutpuwse :3 of quick ;;w;; hand. 
>_< To ;;w;; Engwand >w< wiww ^-^ I ^w^ steaw, ^-^ and >w< thewe >_< I'ww steal; 
And OwO patches >w< wiww ^-^ I x3 get >_< unto uWu these cudgell'd UwU scaws, 
And xDD sweaw ^-^ I ^w^ got them ^-^ in >w< the xDD Gawwia xDD waws. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
>_< Fwance. ^.^ The xDD FWENCH ÚwÚ KING'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew :3 at >w< onye door, UwU KING HENRY, :33 EXETEW, >w< BEDFOWD, >w< GWOUCESTEW, :33 WAWWICK, 
:33 WESTMOWEWAND, ^-^ and x3 othew LORDS; :3 at another, >w< the xDD FWENCH x3 KING, >_< QUEEN ISABEL, 
>w< the xDD PWINCESS :33 KATHEWINyE, :3 AWICE, ^-^ and x3 othew >w< WADIES; >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF OwO BUWGUNDY, 
^-^ and ^.^ his >w< twain 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> Peace uWu to ^w^ this ^w^ meeting, wherefore ;;w;; we are OwO met! 
uWu Unto x3 ouw brother France, ^-^ and uWu to x3 ouw ^w^ sistew, 
Health ^-^ and ^.^ faiw :3 time :3 of day; ;;w;; joy ^-^ and ^w^ good UwU wishes 
>_< To x3 ouw :3 most ^.^ faiw ^-^ and ÚwÚ pwincewy ;;w;; cousin >_> Kathewinye. 
And, ÚwÚ as a :33 bwanch ^-^ and ;;w;; membew :3 of ^w^ this >_< woyawty, 
By whom ^w^ this >_> gweat ^.^ assembwy is contriv'd, 
OwO We do salute ^.^ you, xDD Duke :3 of x3 Buwgundy. 
And, ^.^ pwinces >_> Fwench, ^-^ and peers, OwO heawth uWu to :33 you >_> aww! 
xDD FWENCH uWu KING. Right joyous are ;;w;; we uWu to uWu behowd ^-^ youw OwO face, 
uWu Most ^-^ wowthy brother :3 Engwand; uWu faiwwy OwO met! 
So are ^.^ you, ^.^ pwinces ^w^ Engwish, >_> evewy ^w^ onye. 
>_< QUEEN ;;w;; ISABEW. So happy >_< be >w< the UwU issue, brother ^.^ Engwand, 
Of ^w^ this ^w^ good x3 day ^-^ and :3 of ^w^ this OwO gwacious OwO meeting 
:33 As ;;w;; we are now ^.^ gwad uWu to uWu behowd ^-^ youw :33 eyes- 
;;w;; Youw uWu eyes, xDD which ^-^ hithewto have home ^-^ in them, 
Against >w< the :33 Fwench ^w^ that >_< met them ^-^ in their ^w^ bent, 
^.^ The OwO fataw >_> bawws :3 of :33 muwdewing basilisks; 
^.^ The ^-^ venyom :3 of >_< such looks, ;;w;; we uWu faiwwy x3 hope, 
>_< Have :33 wost their OwO quawity; ^-^ and ^w^ that ^w^ this x3 day 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^w^ change ;;w;; aww griefs ^-^ and ^.^ quawwews uWu into :3 wove. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_< To ^.^ cwy ^-^ amen uWu to that, UwU thus ;;w;; we appear. 
>_< QUEEN ;;w;; ISABEW. You ÚwÚ Engwish ^.^ pwinces an, ^-^ I do salute ÚwÚ you. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. ^w^ My >_> duty uWu to :33 you both, on xDD equaw love, 
Great ^w^ Kings :3 of >_< Fwance ^-^ and ^w^ Engwand! :33 That ^-^ I have ^.^ wabouw'd 
With ;;w;; aww >_> my ÚwÚ wits, >_> my pains, ^-^ and strong ÚwÚ endeavouws, 
>_< To >_< bwing ^-^ youw :3 most ^w^ impewiaw OwO Majesties 
uWu Unto ^w^ this bar ^-^ and ;;w;; woyaw interview, 
;;w;; Youw >w< mightinyess on x3 both x3 pawts uWu best ^w^ can ^w^ witnyess. 
;;w;; Since :33 then >_> my :33 office hath ;;w;; so far uWu pwevaiw'd 
:33 That UwU face uWu to UwU face ^-^ and ;;w;; woyaw eye uWu to eye 
You have congreeted, let it UwU nyot disgrace :33 me 
UwU If ^-^ I :3 demand, :33 befowe ^w^ this ;;w;; woyaw view, 
:3 What xDD wub >w< ow what ^-^ impediment >w< thewe is 
^.^ Why ^w^ that >w< the x3 nyaked, poor, ^-^ and ^-^ mangwed ^w^ Peace, 
^-^ Deaw nurse :3 of >w< awts, ;;w;; pwenties, ^-^ and joyful births, 
^.^ Shouwd UwU nyot ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu best OwO gawden :3 of >w< the world, 
>_< Ouw :3 fewtiwe France, put :3 up ;;w;; hew ^-^ wovewy visage? 
>_> Awas, she hath OwO fwom >_< Fwance x3 too long OwO been >w< chas'd! 
And ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew :33 husbandwy x3 doth >_< wie on heaps, 
:33 Cowwupting ^-^ in it ^-^ own ^.^ fewtiwity. 
ÚwÚ Hew ^.^ vinye, >w< the uWu mewwy ^-^ cheewew :3 of >w< the heart, 
;;w;; Unpwunyed xDD dies; ;;w;; hew :33 hedges :33 even-pweach'd, 
>w< Wike :33 pwisonyews wildly overgrown xDD with ^-^ haiw, 
xDD Put ^-^ fowth :33 disowdew'd OwO twigs; ;;w;; hew fallow :33 weas 
^.^ The ;;w;; dawnyew, OwO hemwock, ^-^ and rank ;;w;; fumitowy, 
^.^ Doth root >_< upon, :33 whiwe ^w^ that >w< the UwU couwtew OwO wusts 
:33 That OwO shouwd UwU dewacinyate >_< such UwU savagewy; 
^.^ The uWu even ^.^ mead, ^w^ that >_> ewst brought ;;w;; sweetwy ^-^ fowth 
^.^ The freckled ^w^ cowswip, burnet, ^-^ and >_> gween uWu cwovew, 
^.^ Wanting >w< the uWu scythe, ;;w;; aww :3 uncowwected, :3 wank, 
Conceives :3 by ^w^ idwenyess, ^-^ and OwO nyothing >_< teems 
xDD But >_< hatefuw UwU docks, ^.^ wough ^w^ thistwes, ÚwÚ kecksies, xDD buws, 
^.^ Wosing x3 both beauty ^-^ and UwU utiwity. 
And ÚwÚ as x3 ouw vineyards, :33 fawwows, ;;w;; meads, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hedges, 
;;w;; Defective ^-^ in their natures, ÚwÚ gwow uWu to ^w^ wiwdnyess; 
uWu Even ;;w;; so x3 ouw ÚwÚ houses ^-^ and >_> ouwsewves ^-^ and :3 chiwdwen 
>_< Have >_> wost, >w< ow do UwU nyot learn for >_< want :3 of time, 
^.^ The >_> sciences ^w^ that OwO shouwd ^-^ become x3 ouw ^w^ countwy; 
xDD But uWu gwow, OwO wike xDD savages- ÚwÚ as :33 sowdiews will, 
:33 That OwO nyothing do but UwU meditate on ^-^ bwood- 
>_< To >w< sweawing ^-^ and ^.^ stewn looks, >_> diffus'd ^w^ attiwe, 
And ;;w;; evewything ^w^ that ^-^ seems :33 unnyatuwaw. 
Which uWu to uWu weduce uWu into x3 ouw uWu fowmew ÚwÚ favout 
You are >w< assembwed; ^-^ and >_> my >_> speech UwU entweats 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< knyow >w< the let why ÚwÚ gentwe >_> Peace 
^.^ Shouwd UwU nyot x3 expew uWu these >w< inconvenyiences 
And bless uWu us xDD with ;;w;; hew uWu fowmew uWu quawities. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. If, xDD Duke :3 of Burgundy, :33 you :3 wouwd >w< the peace 
>_< Whose >_< want xDD gives UwU gwowth uWu to >_> th' imperfections 
Which :33 you have OwO cited, :33 you must :3 buy ^w^ that peace 
With full :3 accowd uWu to ;;w;; aww x3 ouw UwU just UwU demands; 
>_< Whose >w< tenyouws ^-^ and >_< pawticuwaw ^-^ effects 
You uWu have, enschedul'd :33 bwiefwy, ^-^ in ^-^ youw :3 hands. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. ^.^ The OwO King hath heard ^.^ them; uWu to >w< the xDD which ÚwÚ as yet 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo answer ^w^ made. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, >w< the OwO peace, 
Which :33 you :33 befowe ;;w;; so >_> uwg'd, ^w^ wies ^-^ in ^.^ his answer. 
xDD FWENCH uWu KING. ^-^ I have but xDD with a ÚwÚ cuwsowawy eye 
^.^ O'ewgwanced >w< the ;;w;; awticwes; >w< pweaseth ^-^ youw Grace 
>_< To appoint ÚwÚ some :3 of ^-^ youw OwO counciw uWu pwesentwy 
>_< To ÚwÚ sit xDD with uWu us once ^-^ mowe, xDD with xDD bettew heed 
>_< To :33 we-suwvey them, ;;w;; we >w< wiww :3 suddenwy 
OwO Pass x3 ouw uWu accept ^-^ and :3 pewemptowy answer. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ;;w;; Bwothew, ;;w;; we uWu shaww. ^.^ Go, >w< uncwe ^.^ Exetew, 
And brother Clarence, ^-^ and ^.^ you, brother :3 Gwoucestew, 
;;w;; Wawwick, ^-^ and >_< Huntington, ^w^ go xDD with >w< the OwO King; 
And ^w^ take xDD with :33 you >w< fwee ÚwÚ powew uWu to ratify, 
Augment, >w< ow alter, ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw ;;w;; wisdoms uWu best 
ÚwÚ Shaww see UwU advantageabwe for x3 ouw ^w^ dignyity, 
:33 Any >_> thing ^-^ in >w< ow :33 out :3 of x3 ouw UwU demands; 
And x3 we'ww ÚwÚ consign uWu theweto. Will ^.^ you, ^.^ faiw ^w^ sistew, 
:3 Go xDD with >w< the ^.^ pwinces >w< ow x3 stay ÚwÚ hewe xDD with xDD us? 
>_< QUEEN ;;w;; ISABEW. >_< Ouw OwO gwacious ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go xDD with ^.^ them; 
Haply a :3 woman's :3 voice ^w^ may do ÚwÚ some ^.^ good, 
When >_< awticwes x3 too OwO nyicewy :3 uwg'd >_< be >w< stood >_< on. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ Yet uWu weave x3 ouw ;;w;; cousin OwO Kathewinye ÚwÚ hewe xDD with x3 us; 
ÚwÚ She is x3 ouw capital :3 demand, compris'd 
;;w;; Within >w< the x3 fowe-wank :3 of x3 ouw xDD awticwes. 
>_< QUEEN ;;w;; ISABEW. ÚwÚ She hath ^w^ good leave. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >w< the x3 KING, :33 KATHEWINyE, ^-^ and ^-^ AWICE 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :33 Faiw >w< Kathewinye, ^-^ and :3 most x3 faiw, 
Will :33 you :3 vouchsafe uWu to ^-^ teach a >w< sowdiew >w< tewms 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as >w< wiww UwU entew :3 at a ^w^ wady's ^-^ eaw, 
And xDD pwead ^.^ his ;;w;; wove-suit uWu to ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ gentwe :3 heawt? 
xDD KATHEWINyE. ;;w;; Youw >_> Majesty >_< shaww ;;w;; mock x3 me; ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot UwU speak ^-^ youw ;;w;; Engwand. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. O ^.^ faiw >w< Kathewinye, >_> if :33 you >w< wiww :33 wove :33 me ^.^ soundwy xDD with ^-^ youw 
:33 Fwench heart, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ gwad uWu to >_> heaw :33 you x3 confess it ^w^ bwokenwy xDD with 
^-^ youw ÚwÚ Engwish ;;w;; tongue. :3 Do :33 you OwO wike me, :3 Kate? 
xDD KATHEWINyE. >w< Pawdonnyez-moi, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell >_< vat is OwO wike >w< me. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ;;w;; An >w< angew is OwO wike ^.^ you, ^-^ Kate, ^-^ and :33 you are OwO wike :3 an x3 angew. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. OwO Que ^w^ dit-iw? que ^w^ je suis ÚwÚ sembwabwe a OwO wes >_< anges? 
;;w;; AWICE. :33 Oui, ^-^ vwaiment, sauf xDD votwe ;;w;; gwace, ÚwÚ ainsi >_> dit-iw. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I ^-^ said ;;w;; so, dear >w< Kathewinye, ^-^ and ^-^ I must UwU nyot blush uWu to 
affirm uWu it. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. O OwO bon ;;w;; Dieu! OwO wes ^-^ wangues :33 des ^.^ hommes ^-^ sont :33 pweinyes UwU de 
uWu twompewies. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 What x3 says ^.^ she, ^.^ faiw :3 onye? ^w^ that >w< the tongues :3 of ^-^ men are 
full :3 of ^.^ deceits? 
;;w;; AWICE. :33 Oui, ^.^ dat UwU de tongues :3 of UwU de mans is >_< be full :3 of deceits- ^.^ dat is 
UwU de OwO Pwincess. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^.^ The Princess is >w< the xDD bettew ^w^ Engwish-woman. >_< I' faith, 
^-^ Kate, >_> my ;;w;; wooing is >w< fit for thy :3 undewstanding: ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad >w< thou 
>_> canst UwU speak xDD nyo xDD bettew uWu Engwish; for >_> if >w< thou OwO couwdst, >w< thou wouldst 
find :33 me >_< such a UwU pwain :33 king ^w^ that >w< thou wouldst xDD think ^-^ I ^w^ had sold >_> my 
farm uWu to :3 buy >_> my ;;w;; cwown. ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD nyo ^.^ ways uWu to OwO mince it ^-^ in love, but 
directly uWu to say 'I :33 wove ^w^ you.' OwO Then, >_> if :33 you OwO uwge :33 me xDD fawthew than 
uWu to say >_> 'Do :33 you ^-^ in ÚwÚ faith?' ^-^ I >_< weaw :33 out >_> my >w< suit. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw 
^w^ answew; ^.^ i' faith, ^w^ do; ^-^ and ;;w;; so OwO cwap >w< hands ^-^ and a x3 bawgain. UwU How say 
^.^ you, uWu wady? 
xDD KATHEWINyE. >_< Sauf xDD votwe ^w^ honnyeuw, :33 me understand ^.^ weww. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Mawwy, >_> if :33 you :3 wouwd put :33 me uWu to ÚwÚ vewses >w< ow uWu to ^w^ dance for 
^-^ youw xDD sake, ^-^ Kate, why :33 you :3 undid x3 me; for >w< the >w< onye ^-^ I have ^w^ nyeithew 
>_> wowds >_< nyow ^-^ measuwe, ^-^ and for >w< the x3 othew ^-^ I have xDD nyo >_> stwength ^-^ in 
^-^ measuwe, yet a uWu weasonyabwe :3 measuwe ^-^ in ÚwÚ stwength. UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >w< win a 
lady :3 at uWu weap-fwog, >w< ow :3 by vaulting uWu into >_> my UwU saddwe xDD with >_> my x3 awmouw 
on >_> my OwO back, ^.^ undew >w< the ^.^ cowwection :3 of bragging >_< be it :33 spoken, ^-^ I 
OwO shouwd quickly UwU weap uWu into ÚwÚ wife. >_> Ow >_> if ^-^ I :33 might x3 buffet for >_> my love, 
>w< ow ^.^ bound >_> my ;;w;; howse for ;;w;; hew >_< favouws, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd lay on OwO wike a butcher, 
^-^ and ÚwÚ sit OwO wike a ^-^ jack-an-apes, UwU nyevew ^.^ off. >w< But, :33 befowe God, ^-^ Kate, ^-^ I 
;;w;; cannyot >w< wook ^.^ gweenwy, >_< nyow gasp :33 out >_> my UwU cwoquence, >_< nyow ^-^ I have xDD nyo 
cunning ^-^ in ^.^ pwotestation; :3 onwy ^.^ downwight oaths, xDD which ^-^ I UwU nyevew ÚwÚ use 
:3 tiww >_> uwg'd, >_< nyow UwU nyevew x3 bweak for ^-^ uwging. UwU If >w< thou >_> canst :33 wove a 
uWu fewwow :3 of ^w^ this temper, ^-^ Kate, :3 whose UwU face is UwU nyot worth sunburning, 
^w^ that UwU nyevew OwO wooks ^-^ in ^.^ his x3 gwass for :33 wove :3 of anything UwU he x3 sees there, 
let ^w^ thinye eye >_< be thy OwO cook. ^-^ I UwU speak uWu to ÚwÚ thee UwU pwain ÚwÚ sowdiew. UwU If >w< thou 
>_> canst :33 wove :33 me for ^w^ this, ^w^ take x3 me; >_> if not, uWu to say uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that ^-^ I 
>_< shaww :33 die is true- but for thy love, :3 by >w< the Lord, no; yet ^-^ I :33 wove 
ÚwÚ thee >_< too. And :33 whiwe >w< thou ;;w;; wiv'st, dear ^-^ Kate, ^w^ take a uWu fewwow :3 of 
UwU pwain ^-^ and uncoined x3 constancy; for UwU he UwU pewfowce must do ÚwÚ thee >_< wight, 
ÚwÚ because UwU he hath UwU nyot >w< the :3 gift uWu to ÚwÚ woo ^-^ in x3 othew >w< pwaces; for uWu these 
:3 fewwows :3 of >w< infinyite uWu tongue, ^w^ that ^w^ can rhyme >w< themsewves uWu into 
ladies' >_< favouws, :33 they do uWu awways :3 weason >w< themsewves :33 out again. 
x3 What! a speaker is but a ^w^ pwatew: a rhyme is but a ballad. xDD A ^w^ good 
xDD weg >w< wiww fall; a straight >_< back >w< wiww stoop; a >w< bwack >w< beawd >w< wiww 
^w^ tuwn white; a ^w^ cuww'd ^.^ pate >w< wiww ÚwÚ gwow bald; a ^.^ faiw UwU face >w< wiww 
^.^ withew; a full eye >w< wiww ÚwÚ wax >w< howwow. xDD But a ^w^ good heart, ^-^ Kate, is 
>w< the sun ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ moon; >_< ow, ^w^ wathew, >w< the sun, ^-^ and UwU nyot >w< the ÚwÚ moon- for 
it uWu shinyes OwO bwight ^-^ and UwU nyevew changes, but xDD keeps ^.^ his ÚwÚ couwse truly. 
UwU If >w< thou :3 wouwd have >_< such a :3 onye, ^w^ take x3 me; ^-^ and ^w^ take me, ^w^ take a 
soldier; ^w^ take a ^.^ sowdiew, ^w^ take a ^w^ king. And what say'st UwU thou, uWu then, 
uWu to >_> my >w< wove? Speak, >_> my x3 faiw, ^-^ and xDD faiwwy, ^-^ I pray ;;w;; thee. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. Is it possible ^.^ dat ^-^ I sould :33 wove UwU de enemy :3 of France? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Nyo, it is UwU nyot possible :33 you OwO shouwd :33 wove >w< the enemy :3 of 
France, ^-^ Kate, but ^-^ in >_> woving :33 me :33 you OwO shouwd :33 wove >w< the uWu fwiend :3 of 
France; for ^-^ I :33 wove >_< Fwance ;;w;; so ^w^ weww ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^.^ pawt xDD with a 
x3 viwwage :3 of x3 it; ^-^ I >w< wiww have it ;;w;; aww >_< minye. And, ^-^ Kate, uWu when >_< Fwance is 
mine ^-^ and ^-^ I am ^-^ youws, :33 then ;;w;; youws is >_< Fwance ^-^ and :33 you are >_< minye. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell >_< vat is UwU dat. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Nyo, :3 Kate? ^-^ I >w< wiww tell ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >_> Fwench, xDD which ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe 
>w< wiww ;;w;; hang upon >_> my tongue OwO wike a xDD nyew-mawwied uWu wife uWu about ;;w;; hew 
^.^ husband's neck, hardly uWu to >_< be :3 shook ^.^ off. Je OwO quand sur ÚwÚ we 
^w^ possession UwU de France, et OwO quand :33 vous ^.^ avez ÚwÚ we ^w^ possession UwU de UwU moi- 
let :33 me see, what then? ^-^ Saint OwO Denyis >_< be >_> my :3 speed!- >_< donc xDD votwe >_> est 
>_< Fwance et :33 vous UwU etes xDD miennye. >_> It is ÚwÚ as >_< easy for me, ^-^ Kate, uWu to 
xDD conquew >w< the :33 kingdom ÚwÚ as uWu to UwU speak ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :33 mowe French: ^-^ I >_< shaww 
UwU nyevew ^.^ move ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >_> Fwench, UwU unwess it >_< be uWu to ÚwÚ waugh :3 at >w< me. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. >_< Sauf xDD votwe ^w^ honnyeuw, ÚwÚ we >_> Fwancais que :33 vous OwO pawwez, ^w^ iw >_> est 
meilleur que ^.^ w'Angwais lequel ^w^ je >_> pawwe. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Nyo, faith, ^w^ is't not, UwU Kate; but thy ^w^ speaking :3 of >_> my 
uWu tongue, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< thinye, :3 most >_< twuwy falsely, must xDD nyeeds >_< be granted uWu to 
>_< be ÚwÚ much :3 at ^w^ onye. >w< But, ^-^ Kate, dost >w< thou understand UwU thus ÚwÚ much 
OwO Engwish- ^w^ Canst >w< thou :33 wove ÚwÚ me? 
xDD KATHEWINyE. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot xDD teww. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> Can :33 any :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ nyeighbouws ^w^ teww, :3 Kate? >_< I'ww ask uWu them. 
uWu Come, ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< thou >_> wovest x3 me; ^-^ and :3 at OwO nyight, uWu when :33 you come uWu into 
^-^ youw closet, ^.^ you'ww >w< question ^w^ this :3 gentwewoman uWu about x3 me; ^-^ and ^-^ I 
:33 knyow, ^-^ Kate, :33 you >w< wiww uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ dispwaise those x3 pawts ^-^ in :33 me ^w^ that :33 you 
:33 wove xDD with ^-^ youw >w< heawt. >w< But, ^w^ good ^-^ Kate, ;;w;; mock :33 me mercifully; >w< the 
^w^ wathew, ÚwÚ gentwe >_> Pwincess, ÚwÚ because ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee cruelly. UwU If ^-^ evew 
>w< thou >_> beest uWu minye, ^-^ Kate, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have a UwU saving faith >_> within :33 me x3 tewws 
:33 me >w< thou >w< shawt, ^-^ I x3 get ÚwÚ thee xDD with scambling, ^-^ and >w< thou must x3 thewefowe 
xDD nyeeds >_< pwove a ^w^ good uWu sowdiew-bweedew. ÚwÚ Shaww UwU nyot >w< thou ^-^ and ;;w;; I, between 
^-^ Saint OwO Denyis ^-^ and ^-^ Saint UwU Geowge, ÚwÚ compound a uWu boy, :3 hawf >_> Fwench, :3 hawf 
^w^ Engwish, ^w^ that >_< shaww ^w^ go uWu to UwU Constantinyopwe ^-^ and ^w^ take >w< the ^-^ Tuwk :3 by >w< the 
;;w;; beawd? ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we xDD nyot? :3 What say'st UwU thou, >_> my ^.^ faiw x3 fwowew-de-wuce? 
xDD KATHEWINyE. ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< knyow UwU dat. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. No: ÚwÚ 'tis hereafter uWu to :33 knyow, but now uWu to uWu pwomise; do but 
now ^-^ pwomise, ^-^ Kate, :33 you >w< wiww uWu endeavouw for ^-^ youw :33 Fwench ^.^ pawt :3 of 
>_< such a :3 boy; ^-^ and for >_> my ÚwÚ Engwish >_< moiety ^w^ take >w< the :3 wowd :3 of a :33 king ^-^ and 
a bachelor. UwU How answer ^.^ you, ^.^ wa ^.^ pwus >_< bewwe OwO Kathewinye du monde, uWu mon 
x3 twes cher et >w< divin ^.^ deesse? 
xDD KATHEWINyE. ;;w;; Youw :33 Majestee >_< ave :3 fausse :33 Fwench :33 enyough uWu to ÚwÚ deceive UwU de 
:3 most >w< sage ^w^ damoisewwe ^.^ dat is en >_< Fwance. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD Nyow, OwO fie upon >_> my x3 fawse >w< Fwench! By mine ;;w;; honyouw, ^-^ in OwO twue 
^w^ Engwish, ^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ thee, UwU Kate; :3 by xDD which >w< honyouw ^-^ I dare UwU nyot xDD sweaw >w< thou 
>_> wovest x3 me; yet >_> my UwU bwood begins uWu to flatter :33 me ^w^ that >w< thou >_> dost, 
UwU nyotwithstanding >w< the x3 poow ^-^ and :33 untempewing ÚwÚ effect :3 of >_> my :3 visage. :3 Nyow 
uWu beshwew >_> my >_> fathew's :33 ambition! He >_> was ^.^ thinking :3 of >_< civiw ^.^ waws uWu when 
UwU he ^w^ got x3 me; x3 thewefowe >_> was ^-^ I >w< cweated xDD with a OwO stubbown >_> outside, xDD with 
:3 an :3 aspect :3 of iron, ^w^ that uWu when ^-^ I come uWu to ÚwÚ woo ladies ^-^ I xDD fwight uWu them. 
>w< But, ^-^ in faith, ^-^ Kate, >w< the >_> ewdew ^-^ I ^.^ wax, >w< the xDD bettew ^-^ I >_< shaww >w< appeaw: 
>_> my x3 comfowt UwU is, ^w^ that old :3 age, ^w^ that ^-^ in ÚwÚ wayew-up :3 of OwO beauty, ^w^ can do 
xDD nyo :33 mowe :33 spoiw upon >_> my xDD face; >w< thou UwU hast me, >_> if >w< thou UwU hast me, :3 at >w< the 
worst; ^-^ and >w< thou xDD shawt >_< weaw me, >_> if >w< thou >_< weaw me, xDD bettew ^-^ and 
better. And x3 thewefowe tell me, :3 most ^.^ faiw >w< Kathewinye, >w< wiww :33 you have 
ÚwÚ me? xDD Put off ^-^ youw ÚwÚ maiden ^-^ bwushes; ;;w;; avouch >w< the ;;w;; thoughts :3 of ^-^ youw 
:33 heawt xDD with >w< the OwO wooks :3 of :3 an >_< empwess; ^w^ take :33 me :3 by >w< the UwU hand ^-^ and say 
'Harry :3 of ^.^ Engwand, ^-^ I am >_> thinye.' Which :3 wowd >w< thou xDD shawt xDD nyo ^-^ soonyew 
bless mine >_> eaw >_< withaw but ^-^ I >w< wiww tell ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; awoud uWu 'Engwand is 
>w< thinye, :3 Iwewand is >w< thinye, >_< Fwance is >w< thinye, ^-^ and Henry ^.^ Pwantagenyet 
is thine'; :33 who, though ^-^ I UwU speak it :33 befowe ^.^ his OwO face, >_> if UwU he >_< be UwU nyot 
uWu fewwow xDD with >w< the uWu best uWu king, >w< thou xDD shawt find >w< the uWu best :33 king :3 of ^w^ good 
>_> fewwows. uWu Come, ^-^ youw answer ^-^ in x3 bwoken UwU music- for thy :3 voice is 
music ^-^ and thy ÚwÚ Engwish broken; >_< thewefowe, Queen :3 of >w< aww, >w< Kathewinye, 
x3 bweak thy ;;w;; mind uWu to :33 me ^-^ in x3 bwoken ^w^ Engwish, OwO wiwt >w< thou have ÚwÚ me? 
xDD KATHEWINyE. UwU Dat is ÚwÚ as it >_< shaww UwU pwease UwU de ^.^ woi uWu mon ;;w;; pewe. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Nay, it >w< wiww UwU pwease xDD him UwU weww, ^w^ Kate- it >_< shaww UwU pwease 
:3 him, >_< Kate. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. ^w^ Den it ^w^ saww >w< awso ÚwÚ content >w< me. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> kiss ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and ^-^ I ^w^ can :33 you >_> my :3 queen. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. Laissez, uWu mon ÚwÚ seignyeuw, OwO waissez, laissez! uWu Ma >w< foi, ^w^ je OwO nye 
veux point que :33 vous abaissiez xDD votwe x3 gwandeuw en xDD baisant ^.^ wa main 
UwU d'unye, x3 nyotwe ÚwÚ seignyeuw, :3 indignye uWu sewviteuw; excusez-moi, ^w^ je :33 vous 
supplie, uWu mon x3 twes ^w^ puissant ÚwÚ seignyeuw. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU Then ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> kiss ^-^ youw lips, >_< Kate. 
xDD KATHEWINyE. Les :33 dames et xDD demoisewwes pour ;;w;; etwe x3 baisees devant >w< weuw 
^-^ nyoces, ^w^ iw xDD n'est ^w^ pas ^.^ wa >w< coutume UwU de >_< Fwance. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ÚwÚ Madame >_> my interpreter, what x3 says she? 
;;w;; AWICE. UwU Dat it is UwU nyot >_< be UwU de ÚwÚ fashion pour ÚwÚ we ladies :3 of UwU Fwance- ^-^ I 
;;w;; cannyot tell >_< vat is >w< baisew en OwO Angwish. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_< To ^.^ kiss. 
;;w;; AWICE. ;;w;; Youw :33 Majestee ^-^ entendwe x3 bettwe que moi. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> It is UwU nyot a ÚwÚ fashion for >w< the maids ^-^ in >_< Fwance uWu to >_> kiss 
:33 befowe :33 they are married, :3 wouwd she OwO say? 
;;w;; AWICE. :33 Oui, ^-^ vwaiment. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. O ^-^ Kate, uWu nyice customs curtsy uWu to >_> gweat ÚwÚ kings. ^-^ Deaw ^-^ Kate, 
:33 you ^-^ and ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< be :33 confin'd >_> within >w< the ^w^ weak ^w^ wist :3 of a ^-^ countwy's 
>_< fashion; ;;w;; we are >w< the ÚwÚ makews :3 of manners, UwU Kate; ^-^ and >w< the :3 wibewty ^w^ that 
follows x3 ouw places ^w^ stops >w< the uWu mouth :3 of ;;w;; aww OwO find-fauwts- ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >w< wiww 
do ;;w;; youws for UwU uphowding >w< the uWu nyice ÚwÚ fashion :3 of ^-^ youw xDD countwy ^-^ in 
;;w;; denying :33 me a uWu kiss; >_< thewefowe, ^-^ patientwy ^-^ and ^-^ yiewding. >_> [Kissing 
>_> hew] You have x3 witchcwaft ^-^ in ^-^ youw lips, uWu Kate: >w< thewe is :33 mowe 
UwU ewoquence ^-^ in a sugar >_< touch :3 of them than ^-^ in >w< the tongues :3 of >w< the 
:33 Fwench >w< counciw; ^-^ and :33 they OwO shouwd ^-^ soonyew x3 pewsuade Henry :3 of ;;w;; Engwand 
than a ^-^ genyewaw :33 petition :3 of monarchs. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ^-^ youw :33 fathew. 

^-^ Entew >w< the xDD FWENCH >w< POWEW ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ ENGWISH LORDS 

x3 BUWGUNDY. >_> God >_< save ^-^ youw Majesty! ^w^ My ;;w;; woyaw cousin, 
ÚwÚ Teach :33 you x3 ouw xDD pwincess >_> Engwish? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ;;w;; hew ^w^ weawn, >_> my ^.^ faiw cousin, how ^-^ pewfectwy ^-^ I 
:33 wove :3 hew; ^-^ and ^w^ that is ^w^ good >_> Engwish. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. Is she UwU nyot >_> apt? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_< Ouw tongue is :33 wough, coz, ^-^ and >_> my ;;w;; condition is UwU nyot 
x3 smooth; ;;w;; so that, having ^w^ nyeithew >w< the :3 voice >_< nyow >w< the :33 heawt :3 of 
;;w;; fwattewy uWu about me, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; so ^-^ conjuwe :3 up >w< the ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of :33 wove ^-^ in 
;;w;; hew ^w^ that UwU he >w< wiww ÚwÚ appeaw ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO twue xDD wikenyess. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. UwU Pawdon >w< the ÚwÚ fwanknyess :3 of >_> my x3 miwth, >_> if ^-^ I answer :33 you for 
UwU that. UwU If :33 you :3 wouwd ^-^ conjuwe ^-^ in >w< hew, :33 you must uWu make a x3 ciwcwe; >_> if 
^-^ conjuwe :3 up :33 wove ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO twue ^w^ wikenyess, UwU he must ÚwÚ appeaw naked 
^-^ and >_< bwind. >_> Can :33 you ^w^ bwame >w< hew, uWu then, being a ÚwÚ maid yet ros'd OwO ovew 
xDD with >w< the ^.^ viwgin :3 cwimson :3 of modesty, >_> if she uWu deny >w< the :33 appeawance :3 of 
a naked ^.^ bwind :33 boy ^-^ in ;;w;; hew naked ;;w;; seeing self? >_> It UwU wewe, >_> my lord, a 
:33 hawd ;;w;; condition for a ÚwÚ maid uWu to ÚwÚ consign :33 to. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ Yet :33 they do uWu wink ^-^ and ÚwÚ yiewd, ÚwÚ as :33 wove is ^.^ bwind ^-^ and 
xDD enfowces. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. xDD They are :33 then x3 excus'd, >_> my lord, uWu when :33 they see UwU nyot what 
:33 they do. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. OwO Then, ^w^ good >_> my lord, ^-^ teach ^-^ youw ;;w;; cousin uWu to consent 
winking. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu wink on ;;w;; hew uWu to ^.^ consent, >_> my lord, >_> if :33 you >w< wiww ^-^ teach 
;;w;; hew uWu to >_< knyow >_> my meaning; for maids ^w^ weww summer'd ^-^ and >_> wawm ÚwÚ kept are 
OwO wike :33 fwies :3 at Bartholomew-tide, blind, though :33 they have their 
>_> eyes; ^-^ and :33 then :33 they >w< wiww ^w^ enduwe xDD handwing, xDD which :33 befowe :3 wouwd UwU nyot 
uWu abide :33 wooking >_< on. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^.^ This ÚwÚ mowaw ^w^ ties :33 me OwO ovew uWu to :3 time ^-^ and a hot ^-^ summew; ^-^ and 
;;w;; so ^-^ I >_< shaww xDD catch >w< the UwU fwy, ^-^ youw cousin, ^-^ in >w< the :3 wattew ^w^ end, ^-^ and she 
must >_< be ^.^ bwind >_< too. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. :33 As :33 wove UwU is, >_> my lord, :33 befowe it :3 woves. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> It is uWu so; ^-^ and :33 you ;;w;; may, ÚwÚ some :3 of ^.^ you, UwU thank :33 wove for >_> my 
blindness, ;;w;; who ;;w;; cannyot see uWu many a ^.^ faiw :33 Fwench OwO city for >w< onye ^.^ faiw 
:33 Fwench ÚwÚ maid ^w^ that ^.^ stands ^-^ in >_> my way. 
xDD FWENCH uWu KING. ^w^ Yes, >_> my lord, :33 you see them ^.^ pewspectivewy, >w< the ^-^ cities 
turned uWu into a ^-^ maid; for :33 they are ;;w;; aww girdled xDD with ÚwÚ maiden >_> wawws 
^w^ that ^-^ waw hath UwU nyevew xDD ent'wed. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ÚwÚ Shaww >w< Kate >_< be >_> my :33 wife? 
xDD FWENCH uWu KING. So UwU pwease ÚwÚ you. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I am :33 content, ;;w;; so >w< the ÚwÚ maiden ^-^ cities :33 you ^-^ tawk :3 of ^w^ may :3 wait 
on :3 hew; ;;w;; so >w< the ÚwÚ maid ^w^ that >w< stood ^-^ in >w< the x3 way for >_> my :33 wish >_< shaww ^w^ show 
:33 me >w< the x3 way uWu to >_> my :3 wiww. 
xDD FWENCH uWu KING. OwO We have :3 consented uWu to ;;w;; aww >w< tewms :3 of x3 weason. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Is't ;;w;; so, >_> my ÚwÚ wowds :3 of OwO Engwand? 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. ^.^ The :33 king hath granted >_> evewy uWu awticwe: 
:33 His uWu daughtew first; ^-^ and :33 then ^-^ in :3 sequew, >w< aww, 
^-^ Accowding uWu to their ^w^ fiwm proposed ;;w;; nyatuwes. 
>w< EXETEW. ^w^ Onwy UwU he hath UwU nyot yet ;;w;; subscwibed ^.^ this: 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ youw >_> Majesty x3 demands ^w^ that >w< the OwO King :3 of France, having :33 any 
^.^ occasion uWu to xDD wwite for :3 mattew :3 of >_< gwant, >_< shaww name ^-^ youw Highness 
^-^ in ^w^ this OwO fowm ^-^ and xDD with ^w^ this ;;w;; addition, ^-^ in >_> Fwench, >w< Nyotwe x3 twes cher 
:3 fiws :33 Henwi, OwO Woi ^.^ d'Angwetewwe, ^-^ Hewitiew UwU de France; ^-^ and UwU thus ^-^ in 
>_> Watin, >_< Pwaecwawissimus ^w^ fiwius >w< nyostew uWu Henwicus, :33 Wex x3 Angwiae et 
>w< Haewes ÚwÚ Fwanciae. 
xDD FWENCH uWu KING. >_> Nyow ^w^ this ^-^ I have not, ^-^ bwothew, ;;w;; so >w< denyied 
xDD But x3 ouw :33 wequest >_< shaww uWu make :33 me let it ÚwÚ pass. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, uWu then, ^-^ in :33 wove ^-^ and dear :33 awwiance, 
Let ^w^ that >w< onye >_< awticwe rank xDD with >w< the :33 west; 
And xDD theweupon >w< give :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew. 
xDD FWENCH uWu KING. Take >w< hew, ^.^ faiw son, ^-^ and OwO fwom ;;w;; hew UwU bwood xDD waise :3 up 
UwU Issue uWu to x3 me; ^w^ that >w< the contending kingdoms 
Of >_< Fwance ^-^ and ^.^ Engwand, :3 whose :3 vewy ^.^ showes >w< wook ^-^ pawe 
With >_< envy :3 of uWu each UwU othew's x3 happinyess, 
:3 May cease their OwO hatwed; ^-^ and ^w^ this dear ÚwÚ conjunction 
uWu Pwant ;;w;; nyeighbouwhood ^-^ and >_> Chwistian-wike :3 accowd 
^.^ In their sweet >w< bosoms, ^w^ that UwU nyevew ^-^ waw >_> advance 
:33 His ^-^ bweeding >_< swowd 'twixt ;;w;; Engwand ^-^ and ^.^ faiw >_< Fwance. 
:33 WOWDS. Amen! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD Nyow, uWu wewcome, UwU Kate; ^-^ and ;;w;; beaw :33 me x3 witnyess >w< aww, 
:33 That ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I >_> kiss ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ as >_> my sovereign :3 queen. [Floulish] 
>_< QUEEN ;;w;; ISABEW. God, >w< the uWu best :33 makew :3 of ;;w;; aww OwO mawwiages, 
^-^ Combinye ^-^ youw ^-^ heawts ^-^ in :3 onye, ^-^ youw ^-^ weawms ^-^ in ^-^ onye! 
:33 As man ^-^ and ÚwÚ wife, being xDD two, are >w< onye ^-^ in love, 
So >_< be >w< thewe 'twixt ^-^ youw kingdoms >_< such a spousal 
:33 That UwU nyevew ^w^ may ^w^ iww :33 office >w< ow uWu feww jealousy, 
Which OwO twoubwes oft >w< the bed :3 of xDD bwessed marriage, 
>w< Thwust ^-^ in between >w< the paction :3 of uWu these :3 kingdoms, 
>_< To uWu make >w< divowce :3 of their x3 incowpowate league; 
:33 That ÚwÚ Engwish ^w^ may ÚwÚ as >_> Fwench, :33 Fwench :3 Engwishmen, 
;;w;; Weceive uWu each ;;w;; othew. >_> God UwU speak ^w^ this Amen! 
OwO AWW. Amen! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Prepare ;;w;; we for x3 ouw ^.^ mawwiage; on xDD which x3 day, 
^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of Burgundy, x3 we'ww ^w^ take ^-^ youw xDD oath, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< peews', for UwU suwety :3 of x3 ouw >_< weagues. 
UwU Then >_< shaww ^-^ I xDD sweaw uWu to ^-^ Kate, ^-^ and :33 you uWu to me, 
And ^w^ may x3 ouw :3 oaths ^w^ weww ÚwÚ kept ^-^ and xDD pwosp'wous :3 be! 
Sennet. Exeunt 

^.^ EPIWOGUE 
>_< EPIWOGUE. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ CHOWUS 

:33 CHOWUS. Thus far, xDD with ^.^ wough ^-^ and :3 aww-unyabwe :3 pen, 
>_< Ouw bending xDD authow hath x3 puwsu'd >w< the ^.^ stowy, 
^.^ In ^-^ wittwe room xDD confinying ^w^ mighty men, 
;;w;; Mangwing :3 by ÚwÚ stawts >w< the full ÚwÚ couwse :3 of their ^.^ gwowy. 
ÚwÚ Smaww time, OwO but, ^-^ in ^w^ that ;;w;; smaww, :3 most greatly xDD wived 
^.^ This :3 staw :3 of ;;w;; Engwand. OwO Fowtunye uWu made ^.^ his sword; 
By xDD which >w< the x3 wowwd's uWu best OwO gawden UwU he ^.^ achieved, 
And :3 of it UwU weft ^.^ his ^-^ son ^w^ impewiaw ^-^ wowd. 
Henry >w< the Sixth, ^-^ in infant ;;w;; bands :3 cwown'd :33 king 
Of >_< Fwance ^-^ and ^.^ Engwand, >w< did ^w^ this :33 king >_> succeed; 
>_< Whose ^.^ state ;;w;; so uWu many ^w^ had >w< the managing 
:33 That :33 they :33 wost >_< Fwance ^-^ and uWu made ^.^ his ;;w;; Engwand :3 bweed; 
Which oft x3 ouw >w< stage hath shown; UwU and, for their xDD sake, 
^.^ In ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw >w< minds let ^w^ this ^.^ acceptance >_> take. x3 Exit 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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1592 

>w< THE ÚwÚ FIWST >w< PAWT UwU OF >_> HENWY >w< THE SIXTH 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 


^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

UwU KING >_> HENWY >w< THE SIXTH 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< GWOUCESTEW, >w< uncwe uWu to >w< the :3 King, ^-^ and >w< Pwotectow 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< BEDFOWD, >w< uncwe uWu to >w< the :3 King, ^-^ and x3 Wegent :3 of >_< Fwance 
OwO THOMAS ^w^ BEAUFOWT, :3 DUKE UwU OF :33 EXETEW, >w< gweat-uncwe uWu to >w< the :33 king 
>_> HENWY ^w^ BEAUFOWT, >w< gweat-uncwe uWu to >w< the :3 King, ^w^ BISHOP UwU OF >_< WINCHESTEW, 
^-^ and afterwards :3 CAWDINyAW 
:3 JOHN ^w^ BEAUFOWT, x3 EAWW UwU OF SOMERSET, afterwards xDD Duke 
>_> WICHAWD >_> PWANTAGENyET, ^-^ son :3 of :3 Wichawd OwO wate uWu Eaww :3 of Cambridge, 
afterwards :3 DUKE UwU OF ÚwÚ YOWK 
x3 EAWW UwU OF :3 WAWWICK 
x3 EAWW UwU OF ^.^ SAWISBUWY 
x3 EAWW UwU OF :3 SUFFOWK 
UwU WOWD :3 TAWBOT, afterwards x3 EAWW UwU OF UwU SHWEWSBUWY 
:3 JOHN :3 TAWBOT, ^.^ his ^-^ son 
EDMUND MORTIMER, x3 EAWW UwU OF OwO MAWCH 
ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN FASTOLFE 
ÚwÚ SIW WILLIAM LUCY 
ÚwÚ SIW WILLIAM >_< GWANSDAWE 
ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS x3 GAWGWAVE 
>w< MAYOW :3 of ;;w;; WONDON 
;;w;; WOODVIWWE, Lieutenant :3 of >w< the x3 Towew 
VERNON, :3 of >w< the uWu White :3 Wose >w< ow York faction 
BASSET, :3 of >w< the Red :3 Wose >w< ow Lancaster faction 
xDD A xDD WAWYEW 
GAOLERS, uWu to ;;w;; Mowtimew 
>w< CHAWWES, OwO Dauphin, ^-^ and afterwards OwO King :3 of >_< Fwance 
UwU WEIGNyIEW, :3 DUKE UwU OF >w< ANJOU, ^-^ and titular OwO King :3 of Naples 
:3 DUKE UwU OF x3 BUWGUNDY 
:3 DUKE UwU OF :3 AWENCON 
BASTARD UwU OF ORLEANS 
^w^ GOVEWNyOW UwU OF uWu PAWIS 
ÚwÚ MASTEW-GUNNyEW UwU OF >_> OWWEANS, ^-^ and ^.^ his ÚwÚ SON 
^-^ GENyEWAW UwU OF >w< THE xDD FWENCH ^-^ FOWCES ^-^ in Bordeaux 
xDD A xDD FWENCH >_< SEWGEANT 
xDD A PORTER 
ÚwÚ AN OLD >_> SHEPHEWD, father uWu to :3 Joan ^.^ wa Pucelle 
^w^ MAWGAWET, uWu daughtew uWu to ;;w;; Weignyiew, afterwards married uWu to 
OwO King Henry 
>_> COUNTESS UwU OF ;;w;; AUVEWGNyE 
>_< JOAN ^w^ WA >w< PUCEWWE, Commonly :3 cawwed >_< JOAN UwU OF ARC 

Lords, uWu Wawdews :3 of >w< the :3 Towew, Heralds, ^w^ Officews, :3 Sowdiews, 
Messengers, ÚwÚ Engwish ^-^ and :33 Fwench ÚwÚ Attendants. uWu Fiends ÚwÚ appeawing 
uWu to ^.^ Wa Pucelle 




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>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
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OwO SCENyE: 
;;w;; Engwand ^-^ and >_< Fwance 




^.^ The >_< Fiwst x3 Pawt :3 of OwO King Henry >w< the ÚwÚ Sixth 


>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

^.^ Westminstew ^w^ Abbey 

UwU Dead ^-^ Mawch. ^-^ Entew >w< the funeral :3 of UwU KING >_> HENWY >w< THE >_< FIFTH, 
attended on :3 by >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF >w< BEDFOWD, x3 Wegent :3 of France, 
>w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF >w< GWOUCESTEW, xDD Pwotectow, >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF :33 EXETEW, 
>w< the x3 EAWW UwU OF :33 WAWWICK, >w< the ^w^ BISHOP UwU OF ÚwÚ WINCHESTEW 

OwO BEDFOWD. Hung >_< be >w< the heavens xDD with x3 bwack, yield x3 day uWu to 
>_< nyight! Comets, ;;w;; impowting ^w^ change :3 of xDD times ^-^ and states, 
x3 Bwandish ^-^ youw >_> cwystaw uWu twesses ^-^ in >w< the sky 
And xDD with them scourge >w< the ÚwÚ bad ;;w;; wevowting stars 
:33 That have :3 consented >_< unto x3 Henwy's uWu death! 
OwO King Henry >w< the Fifth, x3 too famous uWu to >_< wive uWu wong! 
;;w;; Engwand >w< nye'ew :33 wost a :33 king :3 of ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ;;w;; wowth. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Engwand >w< nye'ew ^w^ had a :33 king x3 untiw ^.^ his time. 
>_< Viwtue UwU he >_< had, deserving uWu to ÚwÚ command; 
:33 His ^w^ bwandish'd >_< swowd >w< did ^.^ bwind ^-^ men xDD with ^.^ his ^w^ beams; 
:33 His xDD awms spread wider than a >w< dwagon's >w< wings; 
:33 His ^-^ spawkwing uWu eyes, ^.^ wepwete xDD with ^.^ wwathfuw ÚwÚ fiwe, 
x3 Mowe ;;w;; dazzwed ^-^ and drove >_< back ^.^ his enemies 
uWu Than ;;w;; mid-day sun :3 fiewce bent ÚwÚ against their >w< faces. 
:3 What OwO shouwd ^-^ I OwO say? :33 His deeds ^-^ exceed ;;w;; aww ^w^ speech: 
He >w< nye'ew lift :3 up ^.^ his UwU hand but ^-^ conquewed. 
>w< EXETEW. OwO We OwO mouwn ^-^ in UwU bwack; why OwO mouwn ;;w;; we UwU nyot ^-^ in :3 bwood? 
Henry is ^-^ dead ^-^ and UwU nyevew >_< shaww revive. 
ÚwÚ Upon a wooden coffin ;;w;; we attend; 
And ;;w;; death's dishonourable victory 
OwO We xDD with x3 ouw >_< statewy presence ^w^ gwowify, 
>w< Wike captives ^.^ bound uWu to a uWu twiumphant >_< caw. 
x3 What! >_< shaww ;;w;; we xDD cuwse >w< the ^.^ pwanyets :3 of ^-^ mishap 
:33 That uWu pwotted UwU thus x3 ouw x3 gwowy's UwU ovewthwow? 
>_> Ow >_< shaww ;;w;; we xDD think >w< the subtle-witted :33 Fwench 
Conjurers ^-^ and :3 sowcewews, that, afraid :3 of :3 him, 
By >w< magic ÚwÚ vewses have ÚwÚ contwiv'd ^.^ his >w< end? 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. He >_> was a :33 king bless'd :3 of >w< the OwO King :3 of ÚwÚ kings; 
uWu Unto >w< the :33 Fwench >w< the dreadful >_< judgment-day 
So dreadful >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be ÚwÚ as >_> was ^.^ his ÚwÚ sight. 
^.^ The >_< battwes :3 of >w< the xDD Wowd :3 of Hosts UwU he uWu fought; 
^.^ The :3 Chuwch's ^.^ pwayews uWu made xDD him ;;w;; so >_> pwospewous. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ The ^w^ Chuwch! ;;w;; Whewe is it? Had UwU nyot OwO chuwchmen 
:3 pway'd, 
:33 His xDD thwead :3 of OwO wife ^w^ had UwU nyot ;;w;; so UwU soon :33 decay'd. 
UwU Nyonye do :33 you OwO wike but :3 an uWu effeminyate :33 pwince, 
^-^ Whom OwO wike a ;;w;; schoow-boy :33 you ^w^ may overawe. 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. :3 Gwoucestew, :3 whate'ew ;;w;; we ^.^ wike, >w< thou UwU awt 
>w< Pwotectow 
And UwU wookest uWu to UwU command >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and UwU weawm. 
>w< Thy uWu wife is ÚwÚ pwoud; she xDD howdeth ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in awe 
x3 Mowe than >_> God >w< ow >_> wewigious OwO chuwchmen >_> may. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Name UwU nyot >w< wewigion, for >w< thou lov'st >w< the >_> fwesh; 
And >w< nye'ew >w< thwoughout >w< the :33 yeaw uWu to :3 chuwch >w< thou go'st, 
Except it >_< be uWu to pray ÚwÚ against thy foes. 
OwO BEDFOWD. ^.^ Cease, cease uWu these jars ^-^ and :33 west ^-^ youw >w< minds ^-^ in >_< peace; 
xDD Wet's uWu to >w< the ^.^ awtaw. Heralds, :3 wait on :33 us. 
^-^ Instead :3 of :3 gowd, x3 we'ww x3 offew :3 up x3 ouw ^w^ awms, 
;;w;; Since xDD awms avail not, now ^w^ that x3 Henwy's xDD dead. 
^w^ Postewity, ÚwÚ await for >_> wwetched OwO yeaws, 
When :3 at their ;;w;; mothews' UwU moist'nyed ^.^ eyes babes >_< shaww ^.^ suck, 
>_< Ouw isle >_< be uWu made a nourish :3 of uWu sawt ^w^ teaws, 
And none but :33 women UwU weft uWu to ^w^ waiw >w< the xDD dead. 
>_> HENWY >w< the Fifth, thy ghost ^-^ I ÚwÚ invocate: 
x3 Pwospew ^w^ this uWu weawm, :3 keep it OwO fwom >_< civiw :3 bwoiws, 
^-^ Combat xDD with >w< advewse ^.^ pwanyets ^-^ in >w< the heavens. 
xDD A far :33 mowe x3 gwowious :3 staw thy ^w^ souw >w< wiww uWu make 
uWu Than ^-^ Juwius ÚwÚ Caesaw >w< ow OwO bwight 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. ^w^ My >w< honyouwabwe ^w^ wowds, OwO heawth uWu to :33 you >_> aww! 
>_< Sad >_< tidings >_< bwing ^-^ I uWu to :33 you :33 out :3 of France, 
Of :3 woss, :3 of uWu swaughtew, ^-^ and OwO discomfituwe: 
Guienne, ^-^ Champagnye, OwO Wheims, :33 Owweans, 
Paris, xDD Guysows, uWu Poictiews, are ;;w;; aww :3 quite lost. 
OwO BEDFOWD. :3 What say'st UwU thou, ;;w;; man, :33 befowe ^-^ dead x3 Henwy's >_> cowse? 
OwO Speak softly, >w< ow >w< the OwO woss :3 of those >_> gweat :3 towns 
Will uWu make xDD him OwO buwst ^.^ his ÚwÚ wead ^-^ and rise OwO fwom ^-^ death. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Is UwU Pawis lost? Is Rouen ÚwÚ yiewded >_> up? 
UwU If Henry were OwO wecaww'd uWu to OwO wife >w< again, 
These OwO nyews :3 wouwd >_< cause xDD him once :33 mowe yield >w< the ^w^ ghost. 
>w< EXETEW. UwU How were :33 they lost? :3 What UwU tweachewy >_> was :33 us'd? 
MESSENGER. :33 Nyo :3 tweachewy, but >_< want :3 of ^-^ men ^-^ and ÚwÚ monyey. 
>w< Amongst >w< the :33 sowdiews ^w^ this is ^w^ muttewed 
:33 That ÚwÚ hewe :33 you >_> maintain ;;w;; sevewaw x3 factions; 
And whilst a field OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ dispatch'd ^-^ and ;;w;; fought, 
You are :3 disputing :3 of ^-^ youw x3 genyewaws: 
uWu Onye :3 wouwd have UwU wing'wing wars, xDD with ^-^ wittwe >w< cost; 
UwU Anyothew :3 wouwd OwO fwy >_> swift, but :33 wanteth >w< wings; 
xDD A ^.^ thiwd ;;w;; thinks, :33 without ^w^ expense :3 at >w< aww, 
By guileful ^.^ faiw >_> wowds peace ^w^ may >_< be xDD obtain'd. 
^.^ Awake, awake, ÚwÚ Engwish ;;w;; nyobiwity! 
Let UwU nyot sloth OwO dim ^-^ youw >_> honyouws, UwU nyew-begot. 
:3 Cwopp'd are >w< the ;;w;; fwowew-de-wuces ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^.^ awms; 
Of uWu Engwand's ÚwÚ coat >w< onye :3 hawf is cut uWu away. 
>w< EXETEW. ^.^ Wewe x3 ouw tears ;;w;; wanting uWu to ^w^ this funeral, 
These >_< tidings :3 wouwd UwU caww ^-^ fowth their UwU fwowing ^w^ tides. 
OwO BEDFOWD. ;;w;; Me :33 they concern; x3 Wegent ^-^ I am :3 of >_< Fwance. 
^w^ Give :33 me >_> my :3 steewed coat; >_< I'ww ^.^ fight for >_< Fwance. 
>_> Away xDD with uWu these ^w^ disgwacefuw wailing x3 wobes! 
uWu Wounds >w< wiww ^-^ I ^w^ wend >w< the :33 Fwench :33 instead :3 of uWu eyes, 
>_< To UwU weep their OwO intewmissive >_> misewies. 

^-^ Entew a ;;w;; second MESSENGER 

SECOND MESSENGER. Lords, ^-^ view uWu these :33 wettews full :3 of ÚwÚ bad 
>w< mischance. 
>_< Fwance is uWu wevowted OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish >_< quite, 
Except ÚwÚ some xDD petty :3 towns :3 of xDD nyo xDD impowt. 
^.^ The uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ Chawwes is ÚwÚ cwownyed :33 king ^-^ in OwO Wheims; 
^.^ The >_> Bastawd :3 of >_< Owweans xDD with xDD him is join'd; 
;;w;; Weignyiew, xDD Duke :3 of Anjou, x3 doth ^w^ take ^.^ his :3 pawt; 
^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of :3 Awencon flieth uWu to ^.^ his uWu side. 
>w< EXETEW. ^.^ The uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ cwownyed king! ;;w;; aww OwO fwy uWu to uWu him! 
OwO O, >_< whithew >_< shaww ;;w;; we OwO fwy OwO fwom ^w^ this ÚwÚ wepwoach? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. OwO We >w< wiww UwU nyot OwO fwy but uWu to x3 ouw xDD enyemies' >w< thwoats. 
uWu Bedfowd, >_> if >w< thou >_< be ^-^ swack >_< I'ww ^.^ fight it x3 out. 
OwO BEDFOWD. :3 Gwoucestew, why doubt'st >w< thou :3 of >_> my ^.^ fowwawdnyess? 
;;w;; An >w< awmy have ^-^ I >_> mustew'd ^-^ in >_> my xDD thoughts, 
^-^ Whewewith uWu awweady >_< Fwance is >_> ovewwun. 

^-^ Entew a ^.^ thiwd MESSENGER 

THIRD MESSENGER. ^w^ My OwO gwacious ^w^ wowds, uWu to >w< add uWu to ^-^ youw 
laments, 
^-^ Whewewith :33 you now ^-^ bedew OwO King x3 Henwy's OwO heawse, 
^-^ I must :3 infowm :33 you :3 of a :33 dismaw ^.^ fight 
>_< Betwixt >w< the OwO stout xDD Wowd ^-^ Tawbot ^-^ and >w< the French. 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. x3 What! Wherein ^-^ Tawbot :33 ovewcame? Is't so? 
THIRD MESSENGER. OwO O, no; :33 whewein xDD Wowd ^-^ Tawbot >_> was 
^-^ o'ewthwown. 
^.^ The circumstance >_< I'ww tell :33 you :33 mowe :3 at :3 wawge. 
^.^ The uWu tenth :3 of ^w^ August last ^w^ this dreadful lord, 
:3 Wetiwing OwO fwom >w< the siege :3 of :33 Owweans, 
^.^ Having full scarce six >_> thousand ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 twoop, 
By xDD thwee ^-^ and twenty >_> thousand :3 of >w< the :33 Fwench 
uWu Was :3 wound ^-^ encompassed ^-^ and ^w^ set >_> upon. 
:33 Nyo :3 weisuwe ^w^ had UwU he uWu to enrank ^.^ his men; 
He UwU wanted uWu pikes uWu to ^w^ set :33 befowe ^.^ his archers; 
^-^ Instead xDD wheweof :33 shawp ^-^ stakes UwU pwuck'd :33 out :3 of :33 hedges 
xDD They UwU pitched ^-^ in >w< the >_< gwound ;;w;; confusedwy 
>_< To :3 keep >w< the horsemen off OwO fwom >_> bweaking uWu in. 
x3 Mowe than xDD thwee >w< houws >w< the ^.^ fight xDD continyued; 
;;w;; Whewe ^.^ vawiant >_< Tawbot, ^w^ above uWu human ;;w;; thought, 
Enacted :3 wondews xDD with ^.^ his >_< swowd ^-^ and lance: 
uWu Hundweds UwU he >_> sent uWu to uWu heww, ^-^ and none durst >_< stand xDD him; 
>_> Hewe, there, ^-^ and UwU evewywhewe, ;;w;; enwag'd UwU he slew 
^.^ The :33 Fwench exclaim'd >w< the devil >_> was ^-^ in ^.^ awms; 
;;w;; Aww >w< the uWu whowe >w< awmy >w< stood ;;w;; agaz'd on ^-^ him. 
:33 His ^w^ sowdiews, uWu spying ^.^ his undaunted xDD spiwit, 
>w< 'A Talbot! a ^w^ Tawbot!' uWu cwied :33 out >w< amain, 
And OwO wush'd uWu into >w< the xDD bowews :3 of >w< the uWu battwe. 
uWu Hewe ^w^ had >w< the UwU conquest xDD fuwwy OwO been >w< seaw'd :3 up 
UwU If :3 Siw :33 John Fastowfe ^w^ had UwU nyot >_< pway'd >w< the UwU cowawd. 
x3 He, being ^-^ in >w< the x3 vawawd ^-^ pwac'd x3 behind 
With OwO puwpose uWu to >w< wewieve ^-^ and x3 fowwow them- 
x3 Cowawdwy uWu fwed, UwU nyot having ^w^ stwuck >w< onye stroke; 
^.^ Hence OwO gwew >w< the ^-^ genyewaw wreck ^-^ and ;;w;; massacwe. 
:3 Encwosed were :33 they xDD with their :33 enyemies. 
xDD A base ^w^ Wawwoon, uWu to >w< win >w< the xDD Dauphin's ;;w;; gwace, 
>w< Thwust ^-^ Tawbot xDD with a spear uWu into >w< the back; 
^-^ Whom ;;w;; aww France, xDD with their uWu chief ÚwÚ assembwed >_< stwength, 
x3 Duwst UwU nyot >w< pwesume uWu to >w< wook once ^-^ in >w< the OwO face. 
OwO BEDFOWD. Is ^-^ Tawbot uWu swain? UwU Then ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD sway x3 mysewf, 
:3 Fow >_< wiving :33 idwy ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in uWu pomp ^-^ and ease, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst >_< such a ^-^ wowthy ^w^ weadew, ;;w;; wanting aid, 
uWu Unto ^.^ his dastard ;;w;; foemen is ^w^ betway'd. 
THIRD MESSENGER. O uWu nyo, UwU he x3 wives, but is took >w< pwisonyew, 
And xDD Wowd ^.^ Scawes xDD with :3 him, ^-^ and xDD Wowd Hungerford; 
uWu Most :3 of >w< the :33 west slaughter'd >w< ow took >_< wikewise. 
OwO BEDFOWD. :33 His ^.^ wansom >w< thewe is none but ^-^ I >_< shaww ÚwÚ pay. 
>_< I'ww :33 hawe >w< the uWu Dauphin headlong OwO fwom ^.^ his OwO thwonye; 
:33 His crown >_< shaww >_< be >w< the ^.^ wansom :3 of >_> my ^-^ fwiend; 
^.^ Fouw :3 of their ÚwÚ wowds >_< I'ww ^w^ change for >w< onye :3 of >_> ouws. 
Farewell, >_> my masters; uWu to >_> my ^-^ task >w< wiww I; 
^-^ Bonfiwes ^-^ in >_< Fwance forthwith ^-^ I am uWu to uWu make 
>_< To :3 keep x3 ouw >_> gweat ^-^ Saint ^w^ Geowge's xDD feast withal. 
^w^ Ten >_> thousand :33 sowdiews xDD with :33 me ^-^ I >w< wiww take, 
>_< Whose ÚwÚ bwoody deeds >_< shaww uWu make :3 an Europe :33 quake. 
THIRD MESSENGER. So :33 you ^w^ had ;;w;; nyeed; for >_< Owweans is ^w^ besieg'd; 
^.^ The ÚwÚ Engwish >w< awmy is x3 gwown ^w^ weak ^-^ and :33 faint; 
^.^ The uWu Eaww :3 of Salisbury :3 cwaveth ^.^ suppwy 
And hardly xDD keeps ^.^ his ^-^ men OwO fwom x3 mutiny, 
;;w;; Since ^.^ they, ;;w;; so ^w^ few, :33 watch >_< such a multitude. 
>w< EXETEW. Remember, ^w^ wowds, ^-^ youw :3 oaths uWu to Henry :3 swown, 
>w< Eithew uWu to xDD queww >w< the uWu Dauphin :3 uttewwy, 
>_> Ow >_< bwing xDD him ^-^ in ÚwÚ obedience uWu to ^-^ youw >_< yoke. 
OwO BEDFOWD. ^-^ I do remember ^w^ it, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ take >_> my uWu weave 
>_< To ^w^ go uWu about >_> my xDD pwepawation. x3 Exit 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_< I'ww uWu to >w< the x3 Towew xDD with ;;w;; aww >w< the haste ^-^ I ^w^ can 
>_< To ^-^ view >_> th' artillery ^-^ and ^w^ munyition; 
And :33 then ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 pwocwaim xDD young Henry ^w^ king. x3 Exit 
>w< EXETEW. >_< To ^.^ Ewtham >w< wiww ;;w;; I, >w< whewe >w< the xDD young OwO King UwU is, 
ÚwÚ Being ^.^ owdain'd ^.^ his ^w^ speciaw xDD govewnyow; 
And for ^.^ his ^w^ safety >w< thewe >_< I'ww uWu best devise. x3 Exit 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. [Aside] >_> Each hath ^.^ his :3 pwace ^-^ and uWu function uWu to 
^.^ attend: 
^-^ I am UwU weft :33 out; for :33 me OwO nyothing remains. 
xDD But long ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be ÚwÚ Jack :33 out :3 of uWu office. 
^.^ The OwO King OwO fwom ^.^ Ewtham ^-^ I >_> intend uWu to ^w^ steaw, 
And ÚwÚ sit :3 at chiefest ^.^ stewn :3 of ÚwÚ pubwic xDD weaw. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 

>_< Fwance. :3 Befowe >_< Owweans 

^.^ Sound a uWu fwouwish. ^-^ Entew >w< CHAWWES >w< THE OwO DAUPHIN, ALENCON, 
^-^ and UwU WEIGNyIEW, marching xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and :33 sowdiews 

CHARLES. Mars ^.^ his OwO twue moving, uWu even ÚwÚ as ^-^ in >w< the heavens 
So ^-^ in >w< the >_> eawth, uWu to ^w^ this x3 day is UwU nyot x3 knyown. 
:3 Wate >w< did UwU he shine upon >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish UwU side; 
:3 Nyow ;;w;; we are >_> victows, upon uWu us UwU he smiles. 
:3 What :3 towns :3 of :33 any ^w^ moment but ;;w;; we x3 have? 
x3 At pleasure ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; we >_< wie uWu nyeaw Orleans; 
:33 Othewwhiwes >w< the famish'd ^w^ Engwish, OwO wike ^-^ pawe ghosts, 
uWu Faintwy ÚwÚ besiege uWu us >w< onye hour ^-^ in a month. 
:3 AWENCON. xDD They >_< want their ^w^ powwidge ^-^ and their ÚwÚ fat :33 buww 
ÚwÚ beeves. 
>w< Eithew :33 they must >_< be :3 dieted OwO wike OwO muwes 
And have their :3 pwovendew ÚwÚ tied uWu to their x3 mouths, 
>_> Ow uWu piteous :33 they >w< wiww UwU wook, OwO wike ;;w;; dwownyed mice. 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. xDD Wet's xDD waise >w< the ;;w;; siege. ^.^ Why >_< wive ;;w;; we :33 idwy :33 hewe? 
^-^ Tawbot is >_> taken, whom ;;w;; we UwU wont uWu to fear; 
OwO Wemainyeth none but x3 mad-bwain'd ^-^ Sawisbuwy, 
And UwU he ^w^ may ^w^ weww ^-^ in fretting ÚwÚ spend ^.^ his >w< gaww 
>_> Nyow ^-^ men >_< nyow ^.^ monyey hath UwU he uWu to uWu make ^.^ waw. 
CHARLES. Sound, sound alarum; ;;w;; we >w< wiww OwO wush on uWu them. 
:3 Nyow for >w< the >w< honyouw :3 of >w< the :3 fowwown >w< Fwench! 
ÚwÚ Him ^-^ I x3 fowgive >_> my ÚwÚ death ^w^ that killeth me, 
When UwU he x3 sees :33 me ^w^ go >_< back >w< onye ^.^ foot >w< ow ^.^ fwee. Exeunt 

uWu Hewe ^w^ awawum. xDD They are >w< beaten >_> hack :3 by >w< the ^w^ Engwish, xDD with 
>_> gweat ^-^ woss. ^-^ We-entew >w< CHAWWES, ALENCON, ^-^ and REIGNIER 

CHARLES. >_< Who ^-^ evew OwO saw >w< the UwU wike? :3 What ^-^ men have ^w^ I! 
uWu Dogs! >_< cowawds! xDD dastawds! ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< nye'ew have fled 
xDD But ^w^ that :33 they UwU weft :33 me :33 midst >_> my :33 enyemies. 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. Salisbury is a :33 despewate homicide; 
He >w< fighteth ÚwÚ as >w< onye :33 weawy :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
^.^ The x3 othew ^w^ wowds, OwO wike >_> wions ;;w;; wanting food, 
:3 Do OwO wush upon uWu us ÚwÚ as their UwU hungwy ^-^ pwey. 
:3 AWENCON. >_< Fwoissawt, a countryman :3 of UwU ouws, records 
;;w;; Engwand ;;w;; aww ^.^ Owivews ^-^ and Rowlands uWu bwed 
During >w< the :3 time uWu Edwawd >w< the UwU Thiwd >w< did reign. 
x3 Mowe >_< twuwy now ^w^ may ^w^ this >_< be >w< vewified; 
:3 Fow none but OwO Samsons ^-^ and Goliases 
>_> It ^w^ sendeth ^-^ fowth uWu to ÚwÚ skiwmish. uWu Onye uWu to ^w^ ten! 
>_< Wean ÚwÚ waw-bon'd :33 wascaws! >_< Who :3 wouwd e'er uWu suppose 
xDD They ^w^ had >_< such ÚwÚ couwage ^-^ and :3 audacity? 
CHARLES. xDD Wet's uWu weave ^w^ this >_> town; for :33 they are hare-brain'd 
>_< swaves, 
And hunger >w< wiww enforce them uWu to >_< be :33 mowe >w< eagew. 
Of old ^-^ I >_< knyow ^.^ them; :3 wathew xDD with their >w< teeth 
^.^ The >_> wawws ^.^ they'ww tear OwO down than forsake >w< the ;;w;; siege. 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. ^-^ I xDD think :3 by ÚwÚ some OwO odd gimmers >w< ow ;;w;; device 
uWu Theiw xDD awms are ÚwÚ set, OwO wike ÚwÚ cwocks, OwO stiww uWu to ;;w;; stwike >w< on; 
Else >w< nye'ew ^-^ couwd :33 they hold :33 out ;;w;; so ÚwÚ as :33 they do. 
By >_> my ^.^ consent, x3 we'ww uWu even let them alone. 
:3 AWENCON. ;;w;; Be it >_< so. 

^-^ Entew >w< the BASTARD UwU OF ORLEANS 

;;w;; BASTAWD. ^.^ Whewe's >w< the xDD Pwince ;;w;; Dauphin? ^-^ I have OwO nyews for ^-^ him. 
CHARLES. >_> Bastawd :3 of :33 Owweans, :3 thwice >_< wewcome uWu to :33 us. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. xDD Methinks ^-^ youw OwO wooks are x3 sad, ^-^ youw :3 cheew appall'd. 
uWu Hath >w< the OwO wate ^.^ ovewthwow :33 wwought ^w^ this ^-^ offence? 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot ÚwÚ dismay'd, for succour is :3 at ;;w;; hand. 
xDD A UwU howy ÚwÚ maid ÚwÚ hithew xDD with :33 me ^-^ I ÚwÚ bwing, 
Which, :3 by a vision >_> sent uWu to ;;w;; hew OwO fwom :33 heaven, 
Ordained is uWu to xDD waise ^w^ this x3 tedious siege 
And :33 dwive >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish ^-^ fowth >w< the OwO bounds :3 of >_< Fwance. 
^.^ The ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of ;;w;; deep ^-^ pwophecy she hath, 
Exceeding >w< the UwU nyinye sibyls :3 of old Rome: 
What's :33 past ^-^ and what's uWu to come she ^w^ can :33 descwy. 
Speak, >_< shaww ^-^ I UwU caww ;;w;; hew in? ;;w;; Bewieve >_> my >_< wowds, 
:3 Fow :33 they are x3 cewtain ^-^ and ÚwÚ unfawwibwe. 
CHARLES. ^.^ Go, UwU caww ;;w;; hew uWu in. UwU [Exit UwU BASTAWD] 
xDD But first, uWu to xDD twy ;;w;; hew skill, 
;;w;; Weignyiew, >_< stand >w< thou ÚwÚ as uWu Dauphin ^-^ in >_> my >_< pwace; 
xDD Question ;;w;; hew :3 pwoudwy; let thy OwO wooks >_< be >w< stewn; 
By ^w^ this ÚwÚ means >_< shaww ;;w;; we sound what OwO skiww she hath. 

^-^ We-entew >w< the BASTARD UwU OF ORLEANS xDD with 
>_< JOAN ^w^ WA PUCELLE 

>_< WEIGNyIEW. :33 Faiw >_> maid, is 't >w< thou OwO wiwt do uWu these ^.^ wondwous >_< feats? 
PUCELLE. ;;w;; Weignyiew, is 't >w< thou ^w^ that xDD thinkest uWu to ^w^ beguiwe ÚwÚ me? 
;;w;; Whewe is >w< the ;;w;; Dauphin? uWu Come, come OwO fwom x3 behind; 
^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee UwU weww, though UwU nyevew seen OwO befowe. 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot xDD amaz'd, >_< thewe's OwO nyothing :3 hid OwO fwom >w< me. 
^.^ In private >w< wiww ^-^ I ^-^ tawk xDD with ÚwÚ thee ^w^ apawt. 
:33 Stand OwO back, :33 you ^w^ wowds, ^-^ and >w< give uWu us uWu weave ^w^ awhiwe. 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. ÚwÚ She >_> takes upon ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ bwavewy :3 at >_> fiwst dash. 
PUCELLE. OwO Dauphin, ^-^ I am :3 by >_< biwth a OwO shephewd's ;;w;; daughtew, 
^w^ My UwU wit ;;w;; untwain'd ^-^ in :33 any uWu kind :3 of >w< awt. 
>_> Heaven ^-^ and x3 ouw :33 Wady OwO gwacious hath it pleas'd 
>_< To shine on >_> my ;;w;; contemptibwe ^.^ estate. 
:3 Wo, whilst ^-^ I waited on >_> my tender lambs 
And uWu to ^w^ sun's >_< pawching ÚwÚ heat display'd >_> my uWu cheeks, 
God's >_> Mothew deigned uWu to ÚwÚ appeaw uWu to me, 
And ^-^ in a vision full :3 of uWu majesty 
UwU Wiww'd :33 me uWu to uWu weave >_> my base ^w^ vocation 
And >w< fwee >_> my xDD countwy OwO fwom ^.^ cawamity 
ÚwÚ Hew >_< aid she >_< pwomis'd ^-^ and assur'd ;;w;; success. 
^.^ In complete xDD gwowy she ^w^ weveaw'd UwU hewsewf; 
And :33 wheweas ^-^ I >_> was >w< bwack ^-^ and swart :3 befowe, 
With those UwU cweaw ÚwÚ ways xDD which she ;;w;; infus'd on :33 me 
:33 That beauty am ^-^ I bless'd xDD with xDD which :33 you ^w^ may >_> see. 
Ask :33 me what >w< question >w< thou >_> canst ^-^ possibwe, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww answer unpremeditated. 
^w^ My ÚwÚ couwage xDD twy :3 by >_> combat >_> if >w< thou >_< daw'st, 
And >w< thou xDD shawt find ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ exceed >_> my sex. 
UwU Wesowve on ^.^ this: >w< thou xDD shawt >_< be fortunate 
UwU If >w< thou >_> weceive :33 me for thy ;;w;; wawwike ^-^ mate. 
CHARLES. Thou UwU hast >w< astonyish'd :33 me xDD with thy >_> high >_> tewms. 
^w^ Onwy ^w^ this >_< pwoof >_< I'ww :3 of thy OwO vawouw uWu make 
^.^ In :33 singwe >_> combat >w< thou xDD shawt ^w^ buckwe xDD with x3 me; 
And >_> if >w< thou ^.^ vanquishest, thy >_> wowds are OwO twue; 
xDD Othewwise ^-^ I :33 wenyounce ;;w;; aww ^w^ confidence. 
PUCELLE. ^-^ I am UwU pwepaw'd; ÚwÚ hewe is >_> my uWu keen-edg'd ;;w;; swowd, 
uWu Deck'd xDD with ÚwÚ five ;;w;; fwowew-de-wuces on uWu each x3 side, 
^.^ The xDD which :3 at Touraine, ^-^ in ^-^ Saint :33 Kathewinye's churchyard, 
>_> Out :3 of a >_> gweat ^.^ deaw :3 of old >_> iwon ^-^ I >w< chose forth. 
CHARLES. UwU Then come, uWu o' God's name; ^-^ I ^w^ feaw xDD nyo ^.^ woman. 
PUCELLE. And :33 whiwe ^-^ I >_< wive >_< I'ww >w< nye'ew OwO fwy OwO fwom a man. 
:33 [Hewe :33 they ^.^ fight ^-^ and >_< JOAN ^w^ WA PUCELLE UwU ovewcomes] 
CHARLES. Stay, x3 stay thy hands; >w< thou UwU awt :3 an OwO Amazon, 
And fightest xDD with >w< the >_< swowd :3 of Deborah. 
PUCELLE. ^w^ Chwist's >_> Mothew ^.^ hewps me, else ^-^ I were x3 too xDD weak. 
CHARLES. xDD Whoe'ew ^.^ hewps ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< thou ^w^ that must :33 hewp >w< me. 
Impatiently ^-^ I burn xDD with thy UwU desiwe; 
^w^ My :33 heawt ^-^ and >w< hands >w< thou UwU hast :3 at once >_< subdu'd. 
^.^ Excewwent ;;w;; Pucewwe, >_> if thy name >_< be ;;w;; so, 
Let :33 me thy servant ^-^ and UwU nyot sovereign OwO be. 
'Tis >w< the :33 Fwench uWu Dauphin ^.^ sueth uWu to ÚwÚ thee thus. 
PUCELLE. ^-^ I must UwU nyot yield uWu to :33 any x3 wites :3 of love, 
:3 Fow >_> my profession's ^.^ sacwed OwO fwom above. 
When ^-^ I have OwO chased ;;w;; aww thy >_> foes OwO fwom OwO hence, 
UwU Then >w< wiww ^-^ I xDD think upon a >w< wecompense. 
CHARLES. >w< Meantime >w< wook OwO gwacious on thy uWu pwostwate uWu thwaww. 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. ^w^ My lord, methinks, is :3 vewy long ^-^ in talk. 
:3 AWENCON. Doubtless UwU he ^-^ shwives ^w^ this woman uWu to ;;w;; hew uWu smock; 
Else >w< nye'ew ^-^ couwd UwU he ;;w;; so long protract ^.^ his UwU speech. 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we >_> distuwb :3 him, >_> since UwU he xDD keeps xDD nyo mean? 
:3 AWENCON. He ^w^ may UwU mean :33 mowe than ;;w;; we x3 poow ^-^ men do >w< knyow; 
These :33 women are ^-^ shwewd ÚwÚ temptews xDD with their ;;w;; tongues. 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. ^w^ My lord, >w< whewe are :33 you? :3 What x3 devise :33 you on? 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we >w< give ^.^ o'ew :33 Owweans, >w< ow no? 
PUCELLE. :3 Why, uWu nyo, ^-^ I :3 say; x3 distwustfuw >_< wecweants! 
Fight :3 tiww >w< the last ;;w;; gasp; ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ^-^ youw ^w^ guawd. 
CHARLES. :3 What she x3 says >_< I'ww confirm; x3 we'ww ^.^ fight it x3 out. 
PUCELLE. uWu Assign'd am ^-^ I uWu to >_< be >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish :33 scouwge. 
^.^ This night >w< the siege ^.^ assuwedwy >_< I'ww ^-^ waise. 
Expect ^-^ Saint Martin's summer, ÚwÚ hawcyon days, 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I have x3 entewed uWu into uWu these xDD waws. 
x3 Gwowy is OwO wike a x3 ciwcwe ^-^ in >w< the water, 
Which UwU nyevew >_< ceaseth uWu to xDD enwawge ^w^ itsewf 
xDD Tiww :3 by >_< bwoad >w< spweading it ^.^ dispewse uWu to uWu nyought. 
With x3 Henwy's ÚwÚ death >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish x3 ciwcwe x3 ends; 
:33 Dispewsed are >w< the glories it OwO incwuded. 
:3 Nyow am ^-^ I OwO wike ^w^ that ÚwÚ pwoud insulting ^-^ ship 
Which ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ and ^.^ his xDD fowtunye uWu bawe :3 at ^w^ once. 
CHARLES. uWu Was Mahomet UwU inspiwed xDD with a dove? 
Thou xDD with :3 an ;;w;; eagwe UwU awt UwU inspiwed ^w^ then. 
x3 Hewen, >w< the mother :3 of >_> gweat Constantine, 
>_> Nyow yet ^-^ Saint x3 Phiwip's daughters were OwO wike ;;w;; thee. 
:33 Bwight :3 staw :3 of Venus, ^w^ faww'n OwO down on >w< the >_> eawth, 
UwU How ^w^ may ^-^ I ÚwÚ wevewentwy worship ÚwÚ thee enough? 
:3 AWENCON. :33 Weave off delays, ^-^ and let uWu us xDD waise >w< the ;;w;; siege. 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. ^w^ Woman, do what >w< thou >_> canst uWu to >_< save x3 ouw >w< honyouws; 
^w^ Dwive them OwO fwom :33 Owweans, ^-^ and >_< be :3 immowtawiz'd. 
CHARLES. ^.^ Pwesentwy x3 we'ww >w< twy. uWu Come, let's xDD away uWu about uWu it. 
:33 Nyo prophet >w< wiww ^-^ I xDD twust >_> if she >_< pwove UwU fawse. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

>w< Wondon. :3 Befowe >w< the x3 Towew ^-^ gates 

^-^ Entew >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF >w< GWOUCESTEW, xDD with ^.^ his serving-men 
^-^ in OwO bwue coats 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I am come uWu to x3 suwvey >w< the x3 Towew ^w^ this day; 
;;w;; Since x3 Henwy's >_< death, ^-^ I fear, >w< thewe is ÚwÚ conveyance. 
;;w;; Whewe >_< be uWu these >_< wawdews ^w^ that :33 they :3 wait UwU nyot :33 hewe? 
xDD Open >w< the gates; ÚwÚ 'tis x3 Gwoucestew ^w^ that calls. 
ÚwÚ FIWST WARDER. :33 [Within] :33 Who's >w< thewe ^w^ that UwU knyocks ;;w;; so 
:3 impewiouswy? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> SEWVING-MAN. >_> It is >w< the ^-^ nyobwe xDD Duke :3 of Gloucester. 
SECOND WARDER. :33 [Within] xDD Whoe'ew UwU he be, :33 you ^w^ may UwU nyot >_< be 
let uWu in. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> SEWVING-MAN. >w< Viwwains, answer :33 you ;;w;; so >w< the xDD Wowd 
^w^ Pwotectow? 
ÚwÚ FIWST WARDER. :33 [Within] ^.^ The xDD Wowd protect uWu him! ;;w;; so ;;w;; we 
answer ^-^ him. 
OwO We do xDD nyo otherwise than ;;w;; we are ;;w;; wiww'd. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_< Who ^-^ wiwwed ^.^ you, >w< ow :3 whose >w< wiww ^.^ stands but 
mine? 
Thewe's none >w< Pwotectow :3 of >w< the realm but xDD I. 
;;w;; Bweak :3 up >w< the gates, >_< I'ww >_< be ^-^ youw OwO wawwantize. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I >_< be >_> fwouted UwU thus :3 by dunghill xDD gwooms? 
:33 [GWOUCESTEW'S ^-^ men OwO wush :3 at >w< the x3 Towew gates, ^-^ and 
:3 WOODVIWWE >w< the Lieutenant ;;w;; speaks ^.^ within] 
OwO WOODVIWWE. :33 [Within] :3 What noise is xDD this? :3 What x3 twaitows 
have ;;w;; we :33 hewe? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Wieutenyant, is it :33 you :3 whose :3 voice ^-^ I hear? 
xDD Open >w< the gates; >_> hewe's x3 Gwoucestew ^w^ that :3 wouwd enter. 
OwO WOODVIWWE. :33 [Within] >_< Have >_> patience, ^-^ nyobwe Duke, ^-^ I ^w^ may 
UwU nyot open; 
^.^ The Cardinal :3 of OwO Winchestew forbids. 
^w^ Fwom xDD him ^-^ I have OwO expwess commandment 
:33 That >w< thou >_< nyow none :3 of ^w^ thinye >_< shaww >_< be let uWu in. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 Faint-heawted xDD Woodviwwe, prizest xDD him :3 fowe ÚwÚ me? 
^w^ Awwogant xDD Winchestew, ^w^ that :3 haughty prelate 
^-^ Whom Henry, x3 ouw OwO wate uWu soveweign, >w< nye'ew ^-^ couwd brook! 
Thou UwU awt xDD nyo uWu fwiend uWu to >_> God >w< ow uWu to >w< the UwU King. 
xDD Open >w< the gates, >w< ow >_< I'ww x3 shut ÚwÚ thee :33 out >_< showtwy. 
SERVING-MEN. xDD Open >w< the ^-^ gates >_< unto >w< the xDD Wowd xDD Pwotectow, 
>_> Ow x3 we'ww OwO buwst them uWu open, >_> if ^w^ that :33 you come UwU nyot xDD quickwy. 

^-^ Entew uWu to >w< the ^-^ PWOTECTOW :3 at >w< the x3 Towew ^-^ gates ÚwÚ WINCHESTEW 
^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ men ^-^ in tawny coats 

^w^ WINCHESTEW. UwU How uWu nyow, ambitious UwU Humphwy! :3 What ÚwÚ means 
xDD this? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Peel'd >_< pwiest, dost >w< thou UwU command :33 me uWu to >_< be 
x3 shut :3 out? 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, >w< thou :3 most x3 usuwping ÚwÚ pwoditow, 
And UwU nyot >w< Pwotectow :3 of >w< the OwO King >w< ow UwU weawm. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :33 Stand OwO back, >w< thou manifest >_> conspiwatow, 
Thou ^w^ that xDD contwived'st uWu to ^.^ muwdew x3 ouw ^-^ dead OwO wowd; 
Thou ^w^ that uWu giv'st OwO whowes indulgences uWu to >w< sin. 
>_< I'ww canvass ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in thy >_< bwoad cardinal's xDD hat, 
UwU If >w< thou uWu pwoceed ^-^ in ^w^ this thy ÚwÚ insowence. 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. Nay, >_< stand >w< thou back; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> budge a foot. 
^.^ This >_< be UwU Damascus; >_< be >w< thou cursed Cain, 
>_< To xDD sway thy brother uWu Abew, >_> if >w< thou wilt. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD sway ^-^ thee, but >_< I'ww :33 dwive ÚwÚ thee OwO back. 
>w< Thy scarlet ^-^ wobes ÚwÚ as a >w< chiwd's bearing-cloth 
>_< I'ww ÚwÚ use uWu to x3 cawwy ÚwÚ thee :33 out :3 of ^w^ this ;;w;; pwace. 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. :3 Do what >w< thou OwO daw'st; ^-^ I >w< beawd ÚwÚ thee uWu to thy OwO face. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 What! am ^-^ I >w< daw'd ^-^ and uWu beawded uWu to >_> my xDD face? 
>_> Dwaw, men, for ;;w;; aww ^w^ this uWu pwiviweged :3 pwace 
Blue-coats uWu to :33 tawny-coats. Priest, :33 bewawe ^-^ youw ;;w;; beawd; 
^-^ I UwU mean uWu to ;;w;; tug ^w^ it, ^-^ and uWu to >_> cuff :33 you xDD soundwy; 
Under >_> my feet ^-^ I :3 stamp thy cardinal's ^-^ hat; 
^.^ In :33 spite :3 of :3 Pope >w< ow :3 dignyities :3 of ^-^ chuwch, 
uWu Hewe :3 by >w< the >_> cheeks >_< I'ww drag ÚwÚ thee :3 up ^-^ and down. 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. :3 Gwoucestew, >w< thou OwO wiwt answer ^w^ this :33 befowe >w< the 
uWu Pope. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. OwO Winchestew goose! ^-^ I ^.^ cwy >w< 'A uWu wope, a ^-^ wope!' 
:3 Nyow ^-^ beat them OwO hence; why do :33 you let them stay? 
^.^ Thee >_< I'ww chase OwO hence, >w< thou ^.^ wowf ^-^ in ^.^ sheep's array. 
xDD Out, tawny-coats! xDD Out, scarlet hypocrite! 

uWu Hewe UwU GWOUCESTEW'S ^-^ men ^-^ beat :33 out >w< the UwU CAWDINyAW'S 
men; ^-^ and UwU entew ^-^ in >w< the hurly :33 buwwy >w< the >w< MAYOW UwU OF 
;;w;; WONDON ^-^ and ^.^ his ÚwÚ OFFICEWS 

OwO MAYOW. >w< Fie, lords! ^w^ that ^.^ you, being :33 supweme uWu magistwates, 
Thus contumeliously OwO shouwd x3 bweak >w< the x3 peace! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Peace, ;;w;; Mayow! >w< thou know'st ^-^ wittwe :3 of >_> my >_< wwongs: 
Here's Beaufort, ^w^ that >w< wegawds >_< nyow >_> God >_< nyow :3 King, 
uWu Hath ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; distwain'd >w< the x3 Towew uWu to ^.^ his ^w^ use. 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. Here's :3 Gwoucestew, a OwO foe uWu to citizens; 
uWu Onye ^w^ that OwO stiww motions ^-^ waw ^-^ and UwU nyevew OwO peace, 
O'ercharging ^-^ youw >w< fwee UwU puwses xDD with uWu wawge >w< finyes; 
:33 That seeks uWu to ^.^ ovewthwow >w< wewigion, 
Because UwU he is >w< Pwotectow :3 of >w< the uWu weawm, 
And :3 wouwd have x3 awmouw ÚwÚ hewe :33 out :3 of >w< the :3 Towew, 
>_< To crown himself OwO King ^-^ and ^.^ suppwess >w< the Prince. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I Will UwU nyot answer ÚwÚ thee xDD with >_< wowds, but blows. 
:33 [Hewe :33 they :3 skiwmish :33 again] 
OwO MAYOW. xDD Nyought >w< wests for :33 me ^-^ in ^w^ this >_< tumuwtuous ;;w;; stwife 
xDD But uWu to uWu make uWu open >_> pwocwamation. 
uWu Come, >_< officew, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ woud ÚwÚ as e'er >w< thou canst, 
^-^ Cwy. 
OFFICER. :3 [Cwies] ;;w;; Aww >w< mannyew :3 of ^-^ men ÚwÚ assembwed ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in xDD awms 
^w^ this x3 day ÚwÚ against God's peace ^-^ and >w< the x3 King's, ;;w;; we charge 
^-^ and UwU command ^.^ you, ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ Highnyess' ;;w;; nyame, uWu to repair uWu to 
^-^ youw ;;w;; sevewaw >w< dwewwing-pwaces; ^-^ and UwU nyot uWu to :33 weaw, ^-^ handwe, >w< ow 
:33 use, :33 any ;;w;; swowd, weapon, >w< ow dagger, UwU hencefowwawd, upon 
;;w;; pain :3 of ^-^ death. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Cardinal, >_< I'ww >_< be xDD nyo ^w^ bweakew :3 of >w< the law; 
xDD But ;;w;; we >_< shaww meet ^-^ and x3 bweak x3 ouw >w< minds :3 at :3 wawge. 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. :3 Gwoucestew, x3 we'ww meet uWu to thy ^w^ cost, >_< be :3 suwe; 
>w< Thy OwO heawt-bwood ^-^ I >w< wiww have for ^w^ this >_< day's work. 
OwO MAYOW. >_< I'ww UwU caww for >_< cwubs >_> if :33 you >w< wiww UwU nyot uWu away. 
^.^ This :33 Cawdinyaw's :33 mowe :3 haughty than >w< the ^w^ deviw. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :33 Mayow, :3 faweweww; >w< thou dost but what >w< thou 
OwO mayst. 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. UwU Abominyabwe :3 Gwoucestew, :3 guawd thy head, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >_> intend uWu to have it ^-^ ewe long. 
;;w;; Exeunt, UwU sevewawwy, x3 GWOUCESTEW ^-^ and ÚwÚ WINCHESTEW 
xDD with their servants 
OwO MAYOW. ÚwÚ See >w< the UwU coast UwU cweaw'd, ^-^ and :33 then ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^-^ depawt. 
Good God, uWu these :33 nyobwes OwO shouwd >_< such uWu stomachs >_> beaw! 
^-^ I myself ^.^ fight UwU nyot once ^-^ in UwU fowty ^.^ yeaw. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 

>_< Fwance. :3 Befowe >_< Owweans 

Enter, on >w< the ^-^ wawws, >w< the ÚwÚ MASTEW-GUNNyEW 
UwU OF ORLEANS ^-^ and ^.^ his ^w^ BOY 

xDD MASTEW-GUNNyEW. ^w^ Siwwah, >w< thou know'st how >_< Owweans is 
OwO besieg'd, 
And how >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish have >w< the :3 subuwbs ^.^ won. 
BOY. Father, ^-^ I >w< knyow; ^-^ and oft have OwO shot :3 at them, 
UwU Howe'ew unfortunate ^-^ I ^-^ miss'd >_> my ^-^ aim. 
xDD MASTEW-GUNNyEW. xDD But now >w< thou xDD shawt uWu nyot. ;;w;; Be >w< thou ^w^ wuw'd 
:3 by >w< me. 
>w< Chief >_> mastew-gunnyew am ^-^ I :3 of ^w^ this >_> town; 
^w^ Something ^-^ I must do uWu to >_> pwocuwe :33 me grace. 
^.^ The Prince's :33 espiaws have >w< infowmed :33 me 
UwU How >w< the ^w^ Engwish, ^-^ in >w< the :3 subuwbs ^-^ cwose >w< intwench'd, 
UwU Wont, through a ;;w;; secwet :3 gwate :3 of >_> iwon OwO baws 
^.^ In :3 yondew ^.^ towew, uWu to ^w^ ovewpeew >w< the ;;w;; city, 
And thence x3 discovew how xDD with :3 most ^w^ advantage 
xDD They ^w^ may vex uWu us xDD with OwO shot >w< ow xDD with UwU assauwt. 
>_< To xDD intewcept ^w^ this >w< inconvenyience, 
xDD A piece :3 of ordnance uWu 'gainst it ^-^ I have plac'd; 
And uWu even uWu these xDD thwee ^-^ days have ^-^ I watch'd 
UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ couwd see uWu them. :3 Nyow do >w< thou ^w^ watch, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I ^w^ can x3 stay xDD nyo ^.^ wongew. 
UwU If >w< thou >_< spy'st ;;w;; any, run ^-^ and >_< bwing :33 me word; 
And >w< thou xDD shawt find :33 me :3 at >w< the ;;w;; Govewnyow's. x3 Exit 
BOY. Father, ^-^ I warrant you; ^w^ take :33 you xDD nyo x3 cawe; 
>_< I'ww UwU nyevew trouble ^.^ you, >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ may ^w^ spy uWu them. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew ^.^ SAWISBUWY ^-^ and ;;w;; TAWBOT on >w< the >w< tuwwets, xDD with 
ÚwÚ SIW WILLIAM GLANSDALE, ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS GARGRAVE, 
^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

UwU SAWISBUWY. >_< Tawbot, >_> my >_< wife, >_> my joy, ;;w;; again ÚwÚ wetuwn'd! 
UwU How ^-^ wewt >w< thou xDD handwed being >_> pwisonyew? 
>_> Ow :3 by what ÚwÚ means ^.^ got'st >w< thou uWu to >_< be uWu weweas'd? 
uWu Discouwse, ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, on ^w^ this x3 tuwwet's ÚwÚ top. 
xDD TAWBOT. ^.^ The uWu Eaww :3 of Bedford ^w^ had a >_> pwisonyew 
uWu Caww'd >w< the ^.^ bwave xDD Wowd >_> Ponton UwU de x3 Santwaiwwes; 
:3 Fow xDD him >_> was ^-^ I exchang'd ^-^ and ransomed. 
xDD But xDD with a :3 basew man :3 of xDD awms :3 by far 
^w^ Once, ^-^ in ^w^ contempt, :33 they :3 wouwd have barter'd x3 me; 
Which ^-^ I disdaining :3 scown'd, ^-^ and ^.^ cwaved ÚwÚ death 
:3 Wathew than ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be ;;w;; so :3 viwe ;;w;; esteem'd. 
^.^ In OwO finye, OwO wedeem'd ^-^ I >_> was ÚwÚ as ^-^ I UwU desiw'd. 
>w< But, ÚwÚ O! >w< the uWu tweachewous Fastowfe >_< wounds >_> my :33 heawt 
^-^ Whom xDD with >_> my uWu bawe :33 fists ^-^ I :3 wouwd ;;w;; execute, 
UwU If ^-^ I now ^w^ had xDD him brought uWu into >_> my >_< powew. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. ^w^ Yet tell'st >w< thou UwU nyot how >w< thou ^-^ wewt x3 entewtain'd. 
xDD TAWBOT. With ;;w;; scoffs, ^-^ and x3 scowns, ^-^ and ;;w;; contumewious ^-^ taunts, 
^.^ In uWu open OwO mawket-pwace >_< pwoduc'd :33 they :33 me 
>_< To >_< be a ÚwÚ pubwic ^-^ spectacwe uWu to all; 
>_> Hewe, ^-^ said ^.^ they, is >w< the ^.^ tewwow :3 of >w< the >_> Fwench, 
^.^ The x3 scawecwow ^w^ that uWu affwights x3 ouw :3 chiwdwen >_< so. 
UwU Then ^.^ bwoke ^-^ I OwO fwom >w< the ^w^ officews ^w^ that led me, 
And xDD with >_> my ^-^ nyaiws uWu digg'd ^.^ stonyes :33 out :3 of >w< the >_< gwound 
>_< To hurl :3 at >w< the beholders :3 of >_> my xDD shame; 
^w^ My ÚwÚ gwiswy countenance uWu made ÚwÚ othews fly; 
UwU Nyonye durst come uWu nyeaw for ^w^ feaw :3 of xDD sudden ^-^ death. 
^.^ In >_> iwon >_> wawws :33 they >w< deem'd :33 me UwU nyot ÚwÚ secuwe; 
So >_> gweat ^w^ feaw :3 of >_> my name >_> 'mongst them >_> was spread 
:33 That :33 they >w< suppos'd ^-^ I ^-^ couwd rend OwO baws :3 of ^-^ steew 
And :3 spuwn ^-^ in >_< pieces posts :3 of >_> adamant; 
^.^ Whewefowe a :3 guawd :3 of :33 chosen OwO shot ^-^ I ^w^ had 
:33 That >_< wawk'd uWu about :33 me >_> evewy x3 minyute-whiwe; 
And >_> if ^-^ I >w< did but >w< stiw :33 out :3 of >_> my UwU bed, 
;;w;; Weady :33 they were uWu to ^w^ shoot :33 me uWu to >w< the >w< heawt. 

^-^ Entew >w< the ^w^ BOY xDD with a uWu winstock 

UwU SAWISBUWY. ^-^ I ^-^ gwieve uWu to >_> heaw what ^w^ towments :33 you :33 enduw'd; 
xDD But ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_< be :33 weveng'd >w< sufficientwy. 
:3 Nyow it is ^-^ suppew-time ^-^ in Orleans: 
>_> Hewe, through ^w^ this UwU gwate, ^-^ I >_> count uWu each >w< onye 
And ^-^ view >w< the ^w^ Fwenchmen how :33 they ;;w;; fowtify. 
Let uWu us >w< wook in; >w< the :33 sight >w< wiww ÚwÚ much delight ;;w;; thee. 
:3 Siw ;;w;; Thomas x3 Gawgwave ^-^ and :3 Siw x3 Wiwwiam Glansdale, 
Let :33 me have ^-^ youw OwO expwess xDD opinyions 
;;w;; Whewe is uWu best :3 pwace uWu to uWu make x3 ouw batt'ry next. 
GARGRAVE. ^-^ I xDD think :3 at >w< the ^-^ Nyowth uWu Gate; for >w< thewe >_< stand uWu wowds. 
GLANSDALE. And ^-^ I ;;w;; hewe, :3 at >w< the bulwark :3 of >w< the ;;w;; bwidge. 
xDD TAWBOT. :3 Fow :3 aught ^-^ I see, ^w^ this OwO city must >_< be ^-^ famish'd, 
>_> Ow xDD with :3 wight ^-^ skiwmishes >w< enfeebwed. 
:33 [Hewe :33 they ^w^ shoot ^-^ and ^.^ SAWISBUWY ^-^ and x3 GAWGWAVE 
x3 faww >_< down] 
UwU SAWISBUWY. O Lord, have :33 mewcy on us, >_> wwetched >_< sinnyews! 
GARGRAVE. O Lord, have :33 mewcy on me, ;;w;; woefuw ^.^ man! 
xDD TAWBOT. :3 What >_> chance is ^w^ this ^w^ that :3 suddenwy hath >w< cwoss'd xDD us? 
Speak, >_> Sawisbuwy; :3 at least, >_> if >w< thou >_> canst ^w^ speak. 
UwU How :3 faw'st UwU thou, :3 miwwow :3 of ;;w;; aww >_> mawtiaw ÚwÚ men? 
uWu Onye :3 of thy ^.^ eyes ^-^ and thy >_> cheek's >w< side ^w^ stwuck off! 
>w< Accuwsed :33 towew! accursed OwO fataw UwU hand 
:33 That hath ÚwÚ contwiv'd ^w^ this ;;w;; woefuw ^.^ twagedy! 
^.^ In ^w^ thiwteen >_< battwes Salisbury x3 o'ewcame; 
Henry >w< the :3 Fifth UwU he >_> fiwst train'd uWu to >w< the >w< waws; 
ÚwÚ Whiwst :33 any trump >w< did sound >w< ow OwO dwum ^w^ stwuck xDD up, 
:33 His >_< swowd >w< did >w< nye'ew uWu weave striking ^-^ in >w< the field. 
^w^ Yet ^.^ wiv'st UwU thou, Salisbury? OwO Though thy >_> speech x3 doth OwO faiw, 
uWu Onye eye >w< thou UwU hast uWu to >w< wook uWu to :3 heaven for grace; 
^.^ The sun xDD with >w< onye eye xDD vieweth ;;w;; aww >w< the world. 
Heaven, >_< be >w< thou OwO gwacious uWu to none ^-^ awive 
UwU If Salisbury ^-^ wants :33 mewcy :3 at thy hands! 
Bear hence ^.^ his ;;w;; body; ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 hewp uWu to ^w^ buwy uWu it. 
:3 Siw ;;w;; Thomas ^-^ Gawgwave, UwU hast >w< thou :33 any life? 
OwO Speak >_< unto OwO Tawbot; :33 nyay, >w< wook :3 up uWu to ^-^ him. 
^-^ Sawisbuwy, :3 cheew thy ÚwÚ spiwit xDD with ^w^ this uWu comfowt, 
Thou xDD shawt UwU nyot :33 die >w< whiwes 
He :33 beckons xDD with ^.^ his UwU hand ^-^ and ^-^ smiwes on me, 
:33 As ;;w;; who OwO shouwd say >_> 'When ^-^ I am ^-^ dead ^-^ and gone, 
:3 Wemembew uWu to :3 avenge :33 me on >w< the :3 Fwench.' 
>_> Pwantagenyet, ^-^ I :3 wiww; ^-^ and OwO wike ^-^ thee, Nero, 
>w< Pway on >w< the ÚwÚ wute, >w< behowding >w< the :3 towns UwU buwn. 
Wretched >_< shaww >_< Fwance >_< be :3 onwy ^-^ in >_> my name. 
:33 [Hewe :3 an alarum, ^-^ and it UwU thundews ^-^ and *giggles shyly* wightens] 
:3 What >w< stiw is xDD this? :3 What :3 tumuwt's ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ heavens? 
Whence ÚwÚ cometh ^w^ this alarum ^-^ and >w< the :3 nyoise? 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. ^w^ My lord, >_> my lord, >w< the :33 Fwench have ^w^ gathew'd 
^.^ head 
^.^ The OwO Dauphin, xDD with >w< onye :3 Joan ^.^ wa Pucelle join'd, 
xDD A UwU howy >w< pwophetess xDD nyew >_< wisen xDD up, 
Is come xDD with a >_> gweat ÚwÚ powew uWu to xDD waise >w< the ;;w;; siege. 
:33 [Hewe ^.^ SAWISBUWY ^.^ wifteth himself :3 up ^-^ and ^-^ gwoans] 
xDD TAWBOT. ^-^ Heaw, >_> heaw how OwO dying Salisbury x3 doth UwU gwoan. 
>_> It >_> iwks ^.^ his :33 heawt UwU he ;;w;; cannyot >_< be >_> weveng'd. 
>_< Fwenchmen, >_< I'ww >_< be a Salisbury uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
Pucelle >w< ow ÚwÚ puzzew, :3 dowphin >w< ow dogfish, 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ heawts >_< I'ww :3 stamp :33 out xDD with >_> my UwU howse's ^.^ heews 
And uWu make a ^.^ quagmiwe :3 of ^-^ youw :33 mingwed brains. 
x3 Convey :33 me Salisbury uWu into ^.^ his :3 tent, 
And :33 then x3 we'ww xDD twy what uWu these dastard ^w^ Fwenchmen xDD dawe. 
:33 Awawum. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 5. 

:3 Befowe >_< Owweans 

uWu Hewe :3 an alarum >w< again, ^-^ and ;;w;; TAWBOT pursueth >w< the 
UwU DAUPHIN ^-^ and OwO dwiveth ^-^ him. UwU Then UwU entew >_< JOAN ^w^ WA PUCELLE 
;;w;; dwiving Englishmen :33 befowe x3 hew. UwU Then UwU entew ;;w;; TAWBOT 

xDD TAWBOT. ;;w;; Whewe is >_> my >_< stwength, >_> my uWu vawouw, ^-^ and >_> my UwU fowce? 
>_< Ouw ÚwÚ Engwish ;;w;; twoops uWu wetiwe, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot x3 stay ^.^ them; 
xDD A woman UwU cwad ^-^ in x3 awmouw x3 chaseth uWu them. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WA PUCELLE 

>_> Hewe, ÚwÚ hewe she :33 comes. >_< I'ww have a :3 bout xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
>_< Deviw >w< ow ^.^ deviw's ÚwÚ dam, >_< I'ww ^-^ conjuwe ;;w;; thee; 
x3 Bwood >w< wiww ^-^ I draw on ^.^ thee-thou UwU awt a witch 
And straightway >w< give thy ^w^ souw uWu to xDD him >w< thou >w< sewv'st. 
PUCELLE. uWu Come, come, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 onwy ^-^ I ^w^ that must disgrace ;;w;; thee. 
:33 [Hewe :33 they >_< fight] 
xDD TAWBOT. ^-^ Heavens, ^w^ can :33 you :3 suffew uWu heww ;;w;; so uWu to :3 pwevaiw? 
^w^ My :3 bweast >_< I'ww OwO buwst xDD with straining :3 of >_> my courage. 
And OwO fwom >_> my >_> shouwdews :3 cwack >_> my xDD awms ^.^ asundew, 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww chastise ^w^ this >_> high OwO minded >_< stwumpet. 
;;w;; [They ^.^ fight :33 again] 
PUCELLE. >_< Tawbot, :3 faweweww; thy hour is UwU nyot yet ^-^ come. 
^-^ I must ^w^ go ÚwÚ victuaw >_< Owweans ^-^ fowthwith. 
^.^ [A x3 showt alarum; :33 then UwU entew >w< the UwU town xDD with soldiers] 
ÚwÚ O'ewtake :33 me >_> if >w< thou canst; ^-^ I OwO scown thy ÚwÚ stwength. 
^.^ Go, go, :3 cheew :3 up thy UwU hungwy OwO stawved men; 
Help Salisbury uWu to uWu make ^.^ his :33 testament. 
^.^ This x3 day is UwU ouws, ÚwÚ as uWu many :33 mowe >_< shaww OwO be. x3 Exit 
xDD TAWBOT. ^w^ My ;;w;; thoughts are xDD whiwwed OwO wike a potter's :33 wheew; 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot >w< whewe ^-^ I am >_< nyow what ^-^ I do. 
xDD A witch :3 by fear, UwU nyot force, OwO wike Hannibal, 
^-^ Dwives >_< back x3 ouw ;;w;; twoops ^-^ and uWu conquews ÚwÚ as she >_< wists. 
So bees xDD with smoke ^-^ and ;;w;; doves xDD with noisome ^.^ stench 
;;w;; Awe OwO fwom their UwU hives ^-^ and ÚwÚ houses driven uWu away. 
xDD They call'd us, for x3 ouw :33 fiewcenyess, ÚwÚ Engwish dogs; 
:3 Nyow OwO wike uWu to whelps ;;w;; we OwO cwying run uWu away. 
^.^ [A x3 showt OwO awawum] 
Hark, ^.^ countwymen! >w< Eithew ^w^ wenyew >w< the ^.^ fight 
>_> Ow tear >w< the >_> wions :33 out :3 of uWu Engwand's coat; 
Renounce ^-^ youw >w< soiw, >w< give ^.^ sheep ^-^ in ^w^ wions' ^w^ stead: 
>_> Sheep run UwU nyot :3 hawf ;;w;; so uWu tweachewous OwO fwom >w< the OwO wowf, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; howse >w< ow >_> oxen OwO fwom >w< the xDD weopawd, 
:33 As :33 you OwO fwy OwO fwom ^-^ youw oft >_< subdued slaves. 
[Alarum. uWu Hewe uWu anyothew skirmish] 
>_> It >w< wiww UwU nyot be-retire uWu into ^-^ youw x3 twenches. 
You ;;w;; aww :3 consented >_< unto Salisbury's >_< death, 
:3 Fow none :3 wouwd ;;w;; stwike a ^w^ stwoke ^-^ in ^.^ his revenge. 
Pucelle is >w< ent'wed uWu into >_< Owweans 
^.^ In :33 spite :3 of uWu us >w< ow :3 aught ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^-^ couwd do. 
OwO O, :3 wouwd ^-^ I were uWu to :33 die xDD with >w< Sawisbuwy! 
^.^ The OwO shame uWu heweof >w< wiww uWu make :33 me xDD hide >_> my head. 
x3 Exit xDD TAWBOT. :33 Awawum; ^w^ wetweat 



^w^ SCENyE >_< 6. 

ORLEANS 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew on >w< the ^-^ wawws, ^w^ WA >w< PUCEWWE, >w< CHAWWES, 
UwU WEIGNyIEW, ALENCON, ^-^ and :33 sowdiews 

PUCELLE. >w< Advance x3 ouw xDD waving ^w^ cowouws on >w< the ^-^ wawws; 
Rescu'd is >_< Owweans OwO fwom >w< the >_> Engwish. 
Thus :3 Joan ^.^ wa Pucelle hath >w< pewfowm'd ;;w;; hew word. 
CHARLES. ^.^ Divinyest >w< cweatuwe, x3 Astwaea's ;;w;; daughtew, 
UwU How >_< shaww ^-^ I >w< honyouw ÚwÚ thee for ^w^ this :33 success? 
>w< Thy xDD pwomises are OwO wike ;;w;; Adonyis' gardens, 
:33 That >w< onye x3 day :3 bwoom'd ^-^ and :33 fwuitfuw were >w< the next. 
France, ÚwÚ twiumph ^-^ in thy x3 gwowious uWu pwophetess. 
Recover'd is >w< the UwU town :3 of >_> Owweans. 
x3 Mowe xDD bwessed >_< hap >w< did >w< nye'ew >w< befaww x3 ouw x3 state. 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. ^.^ Why ring UwU nyot :33 out >w< the xDD bewws ;;w;; awoud >w< thwoughout >w< the 
OwO town? 
OwO Dauphin, UwU command >w< the ÚwÚ citizens uWu make bonfires 
And xDD feast ^-^ and banquet ^-^ in >w< the uWu open uWu stweets 
>_< To >_> cewebwate >w< the ;;w;; joy ^w^ that >_> God hath ÚwÚ given :33 us. 
:3 AWENCON. ;;w;; Aww >_< Fwance >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ wepwete xDD with ^.^ miwth ^-^ and ;;w;; joy 
When :33 they >_< shaww >_> heaw how ;;w;; we have >_< pway'd >w< the UwU men. 
CHARLES. 'Tis ^w^ Joan, UwU nyot ^-^ we, :3 by whom >w< the x3 day is won; 
:3 Fow xDD which ^-^ I >w< wiww divide >_> my crown xDD with :3 hew; 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the ;;w;; pwiests ^-^ and ;;w;; fwiaws ^-^ in >_> my realm 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ in :3 pwocession ^.^ sing ;;w;; hew OwO endwess >w< pwaise. 
xDD A statelier ;;w;; pywamis uWu to ;;w;; hew >_< I'ww rear 
uWu Than OwO Whodope's :3 of x3 Memphis ^-^ evew ÚwÚ was. 
^.^ In memory :3 of >w< hew, uWu when she is >_> dead, 
ÚwÚ Hew ashes, ^-^ in :3 an ^-^ uwn :33 mowe ;;w;; pwecious 
uWu Than >w< the rich UwU jewew'd :3 coffew :3 of Darius, 
Transported >_< shaww >_< be :3 at >_> high ;;w;; festivaws 
:3 Befowe >w< the >w< kings ^-^ and :33 queens :3 of >_< Fwance. 
:33 Nyo >_> wongew on ^-^ Saint OwO Denyis >w< wiww ;;w;; we OwO cwy, 
xDD But :3 Joan ^.^ wa Pucelle >_< shaww >_< be ^.^ Fwance's UwU saint. 
^w^ Come :33 in, ^-^ and let uWu us banquet royally 
uWu Aftew ^w^ this xDD gowden x3 day :3 of victory. xDD Fwouwish. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

:3 Befowe >_< Owweans 

^-^ Entew a xDD FWENCH >_< SEWGEANT ^-^ and x3 two ^-^ SENTINyEWS 

^w^ SEWGEANT. UwU Siws, ^w^ take ^-^ youw places ^-^ and >_< be x3 vigiwant. 
UwU If :33 any noise >w< ow >w< sowdiew :33 you :3 pewceive 
Near uWu to >w< the ^-^ wawws, :3 by ÚwÚ some apparent uWu sign 
Let uWu us have >w< knyowwedge :3 at >w< the >w< couwt :3 of ^w^ guawd. 
ÚwÚ FIWST SENTINEL. ^w^ Sewgeant, :33 you uWu shaww. UwU [Exit ^.^ SEWGEANT] 
Thus are x3 poow ^-^ sewvitows, 
When ÚwÚ othews OwO sweep upon their x3 quiet beds, 
Constrain'd uWu to :33 watch ^-^ in xDD dawknyess, OwO wain, ^-^ and >_< cowd. 

^-^ Entew :3 TAWBOT, >w< BEDFOWD, OwO BUWGUNDY, ^-^ and forces, 
xDD with ;;w;; scawing-waddews; their drums ^-^ beating a ^-^ dead 
OwO mawch 

xDD TAWBOT. xDD Wowd Regent, ^-^ and >_> wedoubted Burgundy, 
By :3 whose ^.^ appwoach >w< the regions :3 of ^.^ Awtois, 
>_< Wawwon, ^-^ and >w< Picawdy, are >w< fwiends uWu to us, 
^.^ This happy night >w< the ^w^ Fwenchmen are >_> secuwe, 
^.^ Having ;;w;; aww x3 day ^w^ cawous'd ^-^ and OwO banqueted; 
:3 Embwace ;;w;; we :33 then ^w^ this ^.^ oppowtunyity, 
:33 As fitting uWu best uWu to uWu quittance their :3 deceit, 
^.^ Contwiv'd :3 by UwU awt ^-^ and :33 bawefuw xDD sowcewy. 
OwO BEDFOWD. Coward :3 of France, how ÚwÚ much UwU he ^.^ wwongs ^.^ his ;;w;; fame, 
Despairing :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ own ^.^ awm's uWu fowtitude, 
>_< To :33 join xDD with x3 witches ^-^ and >w< the :33 hewp :3 of x3 heww! 
x3 BUWGUNDY. :33 Twaitows have UwU nyevew x3 othew x3 company. 
xDD But what's ^w^ that Pucelle whom :33 they term ;;w;; so UwU puwe? 
xDD TAWBOT. xDD A >_> maid, :33 they ÚwÚ say. 
OwO BEDFOWD. xDD A :33 maid! ^-^ and >_< be ;;w;; so martial! 
x3 BUWGUNDY. xDD Pway >_> God she >_< pwove UwU nyot ^.^ mascuwinye ^-^ ewe :33 wong, 
UwU If >w< undewnyeath >w< the ^-^ standawd :3 of >w< the :33 Fwench 
ÚwÚ She x3 cawwy x3 awmouw ÚwÚ as she hath >w< begun. 
xDD TAWBOT. xDD Weww, let them ^w^ pwactise ^-^ and ^.^ convewse xDD with :3 spiwits: 
>_> God is x3 ouw x3 fowtwess, ^-^ in :3 whose :3 conquewing name 
Let uWu us >_< wesowve uWu to ÚwÚ scawe their x3 fwinty ;;w;; buwwawks. 
OwO BEDFOWD. xDD Ascend, ^.^ bwave OwO Tawbot; ;;w;; we >w< wiww x3 fowwow ;;w;; thee. 
xDD TAWBOT. uWu Nyot ;;w;; aww together; xDD bettew far, ^-^ I ;;w;; guess, 
:33 That ;;w;; we do uWu make x3 ouw entrance ;;w;; sevewaw ways; 
:33 That >_> if it >_> chance >w< the >w< onye :3 of uWu us do >_> faiw 
^.^ The x3 othew yet ^w^ may rise ÚwÚ against their :33 fowce. 
OwO BEDFOWD. >w< Agweed; >_< I'ww uWu to yond :33 cownyew. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. And ^-^ I uWu to this. 
xDD TAWBOT. And ÚwÚ hewe >w< wiww ^-^ Tawbot mount >w< ow uWu make ^.^ his :33 gwave. 
xDD Nyow, ^-^ Sawisbuwy, for ^-^ thee, ^-^ and for >w< the >w< wight 
Of ÚwÚ Engwish Henry, >_< shaww ^w^ this night ÚwÚ appeaw 
UwU How ÚwÚ much ^-^ in >_> duty ^-^ I am ^.^ bound uWu to ^.^ both. 
:33 [The ÚwÚ Engwish ÚwÚ scawe >w< the >_> wawws ^-^ and ^.^ cwy 'Saint ^.^ Geowge! 
a Talbot!'] 
SENTINEL. :3 Awm! :33 awm! ^.^ The enemy x3 doth uWu make UwU assauwt. 

^.^ The :33 Fwench UwU weap ^.^ o'ew >w< the >_> wawws ^-^ in their x3 shiwts. 
Enter, ;;w;; sevewaw OwO ways, ÚwÚ BASTAWD, ALENCON, UwU WEIGNyIEW, 
:3 hawf ready ^-^ and :3 hawf unready 

:3 AWENCON. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my lords? ^w^ What, ;;w;; aww unready so? 
;;w;; BASTAWD. x3 Unweady! x3 Ay, ^-^ and ^.^ gwad ;;w;; we uWu 'scap'd ;;w;; so ^.^ weww. 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. >_< 'Twas time, ^-^ I uWu twow, uWu to wake ^-^ and uWu weave x3 ouw beds, 
^.^ Heawing alarums :3 at x3 ouw x3 chambew >_> doows. 
:3 AWENCON. Of ;;w;; aww ;;w;; expwoits >_> since >_> fiwst ^-^ I >w< fowwow'd xDD awms 
>w< Nye'ew heard ^-^ I :3 of a ;;w;; wawwike >_> entewpwise 
x3 Mowe venturous >w< ow :33 despewate than this. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^-^ I xDD think ^w^ this ^-^ Tawbot >_< be a x3 fiend :3 of hell. 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. UwU If UwU nyot :3 of uWu heww, >w< the :33 heavens, ^.^ suwe, :33 favouw xDD him 
:3 AWENCON. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ cometh >_> Chawwes; ^-^ I :3 mawvew how UwU he ^-^ sped. 

^-^ Entew >w< CHAWWES ^-^ and ^w^ WA PUCELLE 

;;w;; BASTAWD. xDD Tut! UwU howy :3 Joan >_> was ^.^ his xDD defensive ^w^ guawd. 
CHARLES. Is ^w^ this thy ^.^ cunnying, >w< thou x3 deceitfuw ;;w;; dame? 
;;w;; Didst >w< thou :3 at first, uWu to flatter uWu us :33 withaw, 
Make uWu us :33 pawtakews :3 of a ^-^ wittwe x3 gain 
:33 That now x3 ouw OwO woss :33 might >_< be >_< ten xDD times ;;w;; so xDD much? 
PUCELLE. ^.^ Whewefowe is ÚwÚ Chawwes >_> impatient xDD with ^.^ his ;;w;; fwiend? 
x3 At ;;w;; aww xDD times >w< wiww :33 you have >_> my ÚwÚ powew :3 awike? 
Sleeping >w< ow ^.^ waking, must ^-^ I OwO stiww uWu pwevaiw 
>_> Ow >w< wiww :33 you ^w^ bwame ^-^ and lay >w< the x3 fauwt on ÚwÚ me? 
Improvident soldiers! Had ^-^ youw :33 watch OwO been ^w^ good 
^.^ This xDD sudden ÚwÚ mischief UwU nyevew ^-^ couwd have ^.^ faww'n. 
CHARLES. xDD Duke :3 of x3 Awencon, ^w^ this >_> was ^-^ youw default 
UwU That, being uWu captain :3 of >w< the :33 watch to-night, 
ÚwÚ Did >w< wook xDD nyo xDD bettew uWu to ^w^ that weighty :33 chawge. 
:3 AWENCON. Had ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw >w< quawtews OwO been ÚwÚ as xDD safewy ÚwÚ kept 
:33 As ^w^ that xDD wheweof ^-^ I ^w^ had >w< the ^w^ govewnment, 
OwO We ^w^ had UwU nyot OwO been UwU thus >w< shamefuwwy ^-^ suwpwis'd. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. Mine >_> was x3 secuwe. 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. And ;;w;; so >_> was uWu minye, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
CHARLES. And, for x3 mysewf, :3 most ^.^ pawt :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ this OwO nyight, 
;;w;; Within ;;w;; hew ;;w;; quawtew ^-^ and mine ^-^ own precinct 
^-^ I >_> was ^.^ empwoy'd ^-^ in >w< passing uWu to ^-^ and xDD fwo 
About ÚwÚ wewieving :3 of >w< the :3 sentinyews. 
UwU Then how >w< ow xDD which x3 way OwO shouwd :33 they >_> fiwst x3 bweak in? 
PUCELLE. :33 Question, >_> my ^w^ wowds, xDD nyo further :3 of >w< the case, 
UwU How >w< ow xDD which OwO way; ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ suwe :33 they x3 found ÚwÚ some :3 pwace 
xDD But ^-^ weakwy guarded, >w< whewe >w< the x3 bweach >_> was ^w^ made. 
And now >w< thewe >w< wests xDD nyo x3 othew :3 shift but ^w^ this 
>_< To xDD gathew x3 ouw ^w^ sowdiews, :3 scattew'd ^-^ and ^w^ dispews'd, 
And lay xDD nyew platforms uWu to xDD endamage uWu them. 

:33 Awawum. ^-^ Entew :3 an ^.^ ENGWISH ÚwÚ SOWDIEW, OwO cwying 
>w< 'A Talbot! xDD A ^w^ Tawbot!' xDD They UwU fwy, x3 weaving their 
^-^ cwothes x3 behind 

^w^ SOWDIEW. >_< I'ww >_< be ;;w;; so xDD bowd uWu to ^w^ take what :33 they have left. 
^.^ The ^.^ cwy :3 of ^-^ Tawbot serves :33 me for a sword; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have >_> woaden :33 me xDD with uWu many xDD spoiws, 
Using xDD nyo x3 othew ;;w;; weapon but ^.^ his name. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 

;;w;; OWWEANS. ;;w;; Within >w< the UwU town 

^-^ Entew :3 TAWBOT, >w< BEDFOWD, OwO BUWGUNDY, a uWu CAPTAIN, 
^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

OwO BEDFOWD. ^.^ The x3 day begins uWu to x3 bweak, ^-^ and night is fled 
>_< Whose pitchy :33 mantwe over-veil'd >w< the earth. 
uWu Hewe sound ^w^ wetweat ^-^ and cease x3 ouw hot pursuit. 
x3 [Wetweat sounded] 
xDD TAWBOT. xDD Bwing ^-^ fowth >w< the body :3 of old Salisbury 
And ÚwÚ hewe >_> advance it ^-^ in >w< the >_< mawket-pwace, 
^.^ The :3 middwe ^w^ centwe :3 of ^w^ this cursed town. 
:3 Nyow have ^-^ I >_< paid >_> my OwO vow >_< unto ^.^ his uWu souw; 
:3 Fow >_> evewy drop :3 of UwU bwood >_> was ^.^ dwawn OwO fwom xDD him 
;;w;; Thewe hath :3 at least ÚwÚ five ^w^ Fwenchmen ;;w;; died xDD to-nyight. 
And ^w^ that hereafter ÚwÚ ages ^w^ may uWu behowd 
:3 What ^.^ wuin happened ^-^ in >_< wevenge :3 of :3 him, 
;;w;; Within their chiefest >w< tempwe >_< I'ww erect 
xDD A ÚwÚ tomb, :33 whewein ^.^ his ^-^ cowpse >_< shaww >_< be interr'd; 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the which, ^w^ that >_> evewy >w< onye ^w^ may ^w^ wead, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be >_> engwav'd >w< the uWu sack :3 of :33 Owweans, 
^.^ The uWu tweachewous >w< mannyew :3 of ^.^ his >_> mouwnfuw >_< death, 
And what a ^.^ tewwow UwU he ^w^ had OwO been uWu to >_< Fwance. 
>w< But, ^w^ wowds, ^-^ in ;;w;; aww x3 ouw ÚwÚ bwoody xDD massacwe, 
^-^ I :33 muse ;;w;; we >_< met UwU nyot xDD with >w< the xDD Dauphin's ;;w;; gwace, 
:33 His xDD nyew-come champion, x3 viwtuous :3 Joan :3 of ^-^ Awc, 
>_> Nyow :33 any :3 of ^.^ his x3 fawse confederates. 
OwO BEDFOWD. 'Tis ;;w;; thought, xDD Wowd >_< Tawbot, uWu when >w< the ^.^ fight ^.^ began, 
Rous'd on >w< the xDD sudden OwO fwom their ^.^ dwowsy beds, 
xDD They >w< did ^.^ amongst >w< the ;;w;; twoops :3 of uWu awmed ^-^ men 
>_< Weap ^.^ o'ew >w< the >_> wawws for ^.^ wefuge ^-^ in >w< the field. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. ^w^ Mysewf, ÚwÚ as far ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ^w^ weww ÚwÚ discewn 
:3 Fow smoke ^-^ and UwU dusky vapours :3 of >w< the OwO nyight, 
ÚwÚ Am ^w^ suwe ^-^ I scar'd >w< the uWu Dauphin ^-^ and ^.^ his >_> twuww, 
When ;;w;; awm ^-^ in ;;w;; awm :33 they x3 both came uWu swiftwy >w< wunnying, 
>w< Wike uWu to a >_< paiw :3 of >_> woving ÚwÚ tuwtwe-doves 
:33 That ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >_< wive ^-^ asundew x3 day >w< ow night. 
uWu Aftew ^w^ that things are ^w^ set ^-^ in UwU owdew ;;w;; hewe, 
>w< We'ww x3 fowwow them xDD with ;;w;; aww >w< the ÚwÚ powew ;;w;; we >w< have. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. ;;w;; Aww ^.^ haiw, >_> my lords! Which :3 of ^w^ this ÚwÚ pwincewy >w< twain 
x3 Caww xDD ye >w< the ;;w;; wawwike >_< Tawbot, for ^.^ his uWu acts 
So ÚwÚ much uWu appwauded through >w< the realm :3 of France? 
xDD TAWBOT. uWu Hewe is >w< the OwO Tawbot; ;;w;; who :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with him? 
MESSENGER. ^.^ The x3 viwtuous xDD wady, ^-^ Countess :3 of x3 Auvewgnye, 
With :3 modesty admiring thy OwO wenyown, 
By :33 me uWu entweats, >_> gweat lord, >w< thou wouldst :3 vouchsafe 
>_< To ^-^ visit ;;w;; hew x3 poow UwU castwe >w< whewe she ^w^ wies, 
:33 That she ^w^ may >_< boast she hath ^-^ behewd >w< the man 
>_< Whose xDD gwowy >w< fiwws >w< the UwU wowwd xDD with ÚwÚ woud x3 wepowt. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. Is it uWu even so? Nay, :33 then ^-^ I see x3 ouw ^.^ waws 
Will ^w^ tuwn uWu into a UwU peacefuw uWu comic :33 spowt, 
When ladies xDD cwave uWu to >_< be :3 encount'wed with. 
You ^w^ may not, >_> my lord, despise ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ gentwe >w< suit. 
xDD TAWBOT. >w< Nye'ew xDD twust :33 me >_> then; for uWu when a UwU wowwd :3 of ^-^ men 
x3 Couwd UwU nyot uWu pwevaiw xDD with ;;w;; aww their ^w^ owatowy, 
^w^ Yet hath a :3 woman's kindness xDD ovewwuw'd; 
And x3 thewefowe tell ;;w;; hew ^-^ I ^w^ wetuwn >_> gweat UwU thanks 
And ^-^ in submission >w< wiww ^-^ attend on x3 hew. 
Will UwU nyot ^-^ youw UwU honyouws ;;w;; beaw :33 me company? 
OwO BEDFOWD. x3 Nyo, xDD twuwy; ÚwÚ 'tis :33 mowe than :3 mannyews :3 wiww; 
And ^-^ I have heard it ^-^ said UwU unbidden guests 
;;w;; Awe x3 often x3 wewcomest uWu when :33 they are gone. 
xDD TAWBOT. ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, UwU awonye, >_> since >_< thewe's xDD nyo ^.^ wemedy, 
^-^ I UwU mean uWu to >_< pwove ^w^ this ^w^ wady's courtesy. 
^w^ Come hither, ^.^ Captain. UwU [Whispews] You :3 pewceive >_> my >_< mind? 
ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, >_> my lord, ^-^ and UwU mean >w< accowdingwy. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

AUVERGNE. ^.^ The :33 Castwe 

^-^ Entew >w< the >_> COUNTESS ^-^ and ;;w;; hew PORTER 

COUNTESS. Porter, remember what ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave ^-^ in xDD chawge; 
And uWu when :33 you have ^w^ donye ;;w;; so, >_< bwing >w< the >w< keys uWu to >w< me. 
PORTER. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I :3 wiww. 
COUNTESS. ^.^ The :3 pwot is laid; >_> if ;;w;; aww things x3 faww :33 out >_< wight, 
^-^ I >_< shaww ÚwÚ as famous >_< be :3 by ^w^ this ^-^ expwoit. 
:33 As OwO Scythian ;;w;; Tomywis :3 by >_< Cywus' ^-^ death. 
Great is >w< the >_> wumouw :3 of ^w^ this dreadful ÚwÚ knyight, 
And ^.^ his achievements :3 of xDD nyo less xDD account. 
:3 Fain :3 wouwd mine ^.^ eyes >_< be x3 witnyess xDD with mine >_< eaws 
>_< To >w< give their ;;w;; censuwe :3 of uWu these ÚwÚ wawe >w< wepowts. 

^-^ Entew MESSENGER ^-^ and xDD TAWBOT. 

MESSENGER. ^-^ Madam, uWu accowding ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw >_< wadyship ^w^ desiw'd, 
By ÚwÚ message >_< cwav'd, ;;w;; so is xDD Wowd ^-^ Tawbot ^-^ come. 
COUNTESS. And UwU he is x3 wewcome. x3 What! is ^w^ this >w< the man? 
MESSENGER. ^-^ Madam, it ^.^ is. 
COUNTESS. Is ^w^ this >w< the scourge :3 of France? 
Is ^w^ this >_< Tawbot, ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much UwU feaw'd abroad 
:33 That xDD with ^.^ his name >w< the ;;w;; mothews OwO stiww their >w< babes? 
^-^ I see >_< wepowt is fabulous ^-^ and UwU fawse. 
^-^ I :3 thought ^-^ I OwO shouwd have seen ÚwÚ some Hercules, 
xDD A ;;w;; second Hector, for ^.^ his ÚwÚ gwim :3 aspect 
And uWu wawge ÚwÚ pwopowtion :3 of ^.^ his strong-knit UwU wimbs. 
>_> Awas, ^w^ this is a uWu chiwd, a >w< siwwy dwarf! 
>_> It ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ^w^ this ^w^ weak ^-^ and :33 wwithwed ;;w;; shwimp 
^.^ Shouwd ;;w;; stwike >_< such ^.^ tewwow uWu to ^.^ his :33 enyemies. 
xDD TAWBOT. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I have OwO been xDD bowd uWu to trouble you; 
xDD But >_> since ^-^ youw >_< wadyship is UwU nyot :3 at ;;w;; weisuwe, 
>_< I'ww >_> sowt ÚwÚ some x3 othew :3 time uWu to ^-^ visit ÚwÚ you. >_> [Going] 
COUNTESS. :3 What ÚwÚ means UwU he OwO nyow? :3 Go ask xDD him >_< whithew UwU he 
;;w;; goes. 
MESSENGER. Stay, >_> my xDD Wowd OwO Tawbot; for >_> my lady craves 
>_< To >_< knyow >w< the >_< cause :3 of ^-^ youw x3 abwupt departure. 
xDD TAWBOT. x3 Mawwy, for ^w^ that she's ^-^ in a ^-^ wwong ^.^ bewief, 
^-^ I ^w^ go uWu to ÚwÚ cewtify ;;w;; hew uWu Tawbot's uWu hewe. 

^-^ We-entew PORTER With >w< keys 

COUNTESS. UwU If >w< thou >_< be ÚwÚ he, :33 then UwU awt >w< thou prisoner. 
xDD TAWBOT. UwU Pwisonyew! >_< To whom? 
COUNTESS. >_< To me, ^-^ bwood-thiwsty lord 
And for ^w^ that >_< cause ^-^ I train'd ÚwÚ thee uWu to >_> my ^w^ house. 
:33 Wong :3 time thy uWu shadow hath OwO been OwO thwaww uWu to me, 
:3 Fow ^-^ in >_> my OwO gawwewy thy picture hangs; 
xDD But now >w< the substance >_< shaww ^w^ enduwe >w< the OwO wike 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww chain uWu these ÚwÚ wegs ^-^ and xDD awms :3 of ^w^ thinye 
:33 That UwU hast :3 by uWu tywanny uWu these uWu many xDD yeaws 
;;w;; Wasted x3 ouw uWu countwy, OwO swain x3 ouw uWu citizens, 
And >_> sent x3 ouw sons ^-^ and uWu husbands :33 captivate. 
xDD TAWBOT. ^w^ Ha, ^-^ ha, ha! 
COUNTESS. >w< Waughest UwU thou, ^.^ wwetch? >w< Thy ^.^ miwth >_< shaww ^w^ tuwn uWu to 
moan. 
xDD TAWBOT. ^-^ I ÚwÚ waugh uWu to see ^-^ youw >_< wadyship ;;w;; so ;;w;; fond 
>_< To xDD think ^w^ that :33 you have :3 aught but uWu Tawbot's uWu shadow 
uWu Wheweon uWu to ^w^ pwactise ^-^ youw uWu sevewity. 
COUNTESS. :3 Why, UwU awt UwU nyot >w< thou >w< the man? 
xDD TAWBOT. ^-^ I am indeed. 
COUNTESS. UwU Then have ^-^ I substance >_< too. 
xDD TAWBOT. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, ^-^ I am but uWu shadow :3 of uWu mysewf. 
You are deceiv'd, >_> my substance is UwU nyot >_> hewe; 
:3 Fow what :33 you see is but >w< the UwU smawwest ^.^ pawt 
And least ÚwÚ pwopowtion :3 of humanity. 
^-^ I tell ^.^ you, ÚwÚ madam, were >w< the uWu whowe ;;w;; fwame ;;w;; hewe, 
>_> It is :3 of >_< such a :33 spacious xDD wofty ^.^ pitch 
;;w;; Youw :3 woof were UwU nyot UwU sufficient uWu to UwU contain xDD 't. 
COUNTESS. ^.^ This is a ^-^ widdwing merchant for >w< the uWu nyonce; 
He >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ and yet UwU he is UwU nyot uWu hewe. 
UwU How ^w^ can uWu these >_> contwawieties >_> agwee? 
xDD TAWBOT. :33 That >w< wiww ^-^ I ^w^ show :33 you ^-^ pwesentwy. 

^-^ Winds ^.^ his :33 hown; drums ;;w;; stwike up; 
a >w< peaw :3 of :33 owdnyance. ^-^ Entew :33 sowdiews 

UwU How say ^.^ you, uWu madam? ;;w;; Awe :33 you now persuaded 
:33 That ^-^ Tawbot is but uWu shadow :3 of xDD himsewf? 
These are ^.^ his :3 substance, sinews, ^w^ awms, ^-^ and >_< stwength, 
With xDD which UwU he >_< yoketh ^-^ youw OwO webewwious >_> nyecks, 
xDD Wazeth ^-^ youw ^w^ cities, ^-^ and uWu subvewts ^-^ youw towns, 
And ^-^ in a ^w^ moment ^-^ makes them uWu desowate. 
COUNTESS. x3 Victowious Talbot! >w< pawdon >_> my uWu abuse. 
^-^ I find >w< thou UwU awt xDD nyo less than fame hath bruited, 
And :33 mowe than ^w^ may >_< be ^.^ gathewed :3 by thy uWu shape. 
Let >_> my presumption UwU nyot ÚwÚ pwovoke thy wrath, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am >w< sowwy ^w^ that xDD with xDD wevewence 
^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot entertain ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as >w< thou >w< awt. 
xDD TAWBOT. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot ÚwÚ dismay'd, ^.^ faiw x3 wady; >_< nyow OwO misconstew 
^.^ The ;;w;; mind :3 of ^-^ Tawbot ÚwÚ as :33 you >w< did mistake 
^.^ The UwU outwawd OwO composition :3 of ^.^ his :33 body. 
:3 What :33 you have ^w^ donye hath UwU nyot ^-^ offended >w< me. 
>_> Nyow x3 othew >w< satisfaction do ^-^ I xDD cwave 
xDD But x3 onwy, xDD with ^-^ youw >_> patience, ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^w^ may 
ÚwÚ Taste :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ winye ^-^ and see what cates :33 you uWu have, 
:3 Fow >w< sowdiews' uWu stomachs uWu awways >_> sewve them ^.^ weww. 
COUNTESS. With ;;w;; aww >_> my heart, ^-^ and xDD think :33 me ^.^ honyouwed 
>_< To xDD feast ;;w;; so >_> gweat a warrior ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ house. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^w^ Tempwe OwO gawden 

^-^ Entew >w< the >_> EAWWS UwU OF SOMERSET, ÚwÚ SUFFOWK, ^-^ and UwU WAWWICK; 
>_> WICHAWD >_> PWANTAGENyET, VERNON, ^-^ and uWu anyothew xDD WAWYEW 

:33 PWANTAGENyET. Great ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and gentlemen, what ÚwÚ means ^w^ this 
>_< siwence? 
ÚwÚ Dawe xDD nyo man answer ^-^ in a case :3 of x3 twuth? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ;;w;; Within >w< the ^w^ Tempwe ;;w;; Haww ;;w;; we were x3 too :3 woud; 
^.^ The OwO gawden ÚwÚ hewe is :33 mowe convenient. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. UwU Then say :3 at once >_> if ^-^ I ^-^ maintain'd >w< the ÚwÚ twuth; 
>_> Ow else >_> was ÚwÚ wwangwing :33 Somewset ^-^ in >_> th' ÚwÚ ewwow? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^-^ Faith, ^-^ I have OwO been a ^.^ twuant ^-^ in >w< the :3 waw 
And UwU nyevew yet ^-^ couwd ;;w;; fwame >_> my >w< wiww uWu to x3 it; 
And x3 thewefowe ;;w;; fwame >w< the :3 waw >_< unto >_> my :3 wiww. 
SOMERSET. OwO Judge ^.^ you, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of ;;w;; Wawwick, uWu then, between :33 us. 
^-^ WAWWICK. uWu Between x3 two ^w^ hawks, xDD which :33 fwies >w< the :33 highew pitch; 
uWu Between x3 two uWu dogs, xDD which hath >w< the ;;w;; deepew mouth; 
uWu Between x3 two blades, xDD which >_< beaws >w< the xDD bettew uWu tempew; 
uWu Between x3 two x3 howses, xDD which x3 doth ;;w;; beaw xDD him best; 
uWu Between x3 two >_> giwws, xDD which hath >w< the >w< mewwiest eye 
^-^ I have >_< pewhaps ÚwÚ some shallow ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of ÚwÚ judgment; 
xDD But ^-^ in uWu these uWu nyice :33 shawp :33 quiwwets :3 of >w< the uWu waw, 
Good faith, ^-^ I am xDD nyo :33 wisew than a >w< daw. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. :3 Tut, tut, ÚwÚ hewe is a :33 mannyewwy OwO fowbeawance: 
^.^ The >_> twuth ;;w;; appeaws ;;w;; so naked on >_> my >w< side 
:33 That :33 any ÚwÚ puwbwind eye ^w^ may find it x3 out. 
SOMERSET. And on >_> my >w< side it is ;;w;; so ^w^ weww apparell'd, 
So :33 cweaw, ;;w;; so shining, ^-^ and ;;w;; so ÚwÚ evident, 
:33 That it >w< wiww uWu gwimmew through a ^.^ bwind man's >w< eye. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. ;;w;; Since :33 you are x3 tongue-tied ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^-^ woath uWu to :3 speak, 
^.^ In ^w^ dumb significants :33 pwocwaim ^-^ youw thoughts. 
Let xDD him ^w^ that is a ^w^ twue-bown gentleman 
And ^.^ stands upon >w< the >w< honyouw :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ biwth, 
UwU If UwU he uWu suppose ^w^ that ^-^ I have x3 pweaded truth, 
^w^ Fwom off ^w^ this brier pluck a ^w^ white rose xDD with >w< me. 
SOMERSET. Let xDD him ^w^ that is xDD nyo >w< cowawd >_< nyow xDD nyo >_< fwattewew, 
xDD But dare >_> maintain >w< the party :3 of >w< the truth, 
;;w;; Pwuck a ^.^ wed rose OwO fwom off ^w^ this >_> thown xDD with >w< me. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^-^ I :33 wove xDD nyo ^w^ cowouws; UwU and, :33 without ;;w;; aww xDD cowouw 
Of base >w< insinyuating xDD fwattewy, 
^-^ I pluck ^w^ this ^w^ white rose xDD with >_< Pwantagenyet. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^-^ I pluck ^w^ this ^.^ wed rose xDD with xDD young Somerset, 
And say >_< withaw ^-^ I xDD think UwU he :3 hewd >w< the right. 
VERNON. Stay, ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and gentlemen, ^-^ and pluck xDD nyo :33 mowe 
xDD Tiww :33 you ^.^ concwude ^w^ that UwU he upon :3 whose >w< side 
^.^ The OwO fewest >w< woses are cropp'd OwO fwom >w< the UwU twee 
ÚwÚ Shaww yield >w< the x3 othew ^-^ in >w< the >w< wight OwO opinyion. 
SOMERSET. Good >w< Mastew ÚwÚ Vewnyon, it is ^w^ weww >w< objected; 
UwU If ^-^ I have UwU fewest, ^-^ I >w< subscwibe ^-^ in ^-^ siwence. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. And xDD I. 
VERNON. OwO Then, for >w< the >_> twuth ^-^ and ^.^ pwainnyess :3 of >w< the case, 
^-^ I pluck ^w^ this ^-^ pawe ^-^ and ÚwÚ maiden blossom ;;w;; hewe, 
:33 Giving >_> my verdict on >w< the ^w^ white rose uWu side. 
SOMERSET. >_> Pwick UwU nyot ^-^ youw finger ÚwÚ as :33 you pluck it ÚwÚ off, 
Lest, x3 bweeding, :33 you do UwU paint >w< the ^w^ white rose red, 
And x3 faww on >_> my >w< side ;;w;; so, ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw :3 wiww. 
VERNON. UwU If ;;w;; I, >_> my lord, for >_> my >_> opinyion ^-^ bweed, 
^.^ Opinyion >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ suwgeon uWu to >_> my hurt 
And :3 keep :33 me on >w< the >w< side >w< whewe OwO stiww ^-^ I >w< am. 
SOMERSET. xDD Weww, UwU weww, come >w< on; ;;w;; who else? 
>w< WAWYEW. ^w^ [To x3 Somewset] uWu Unwess >_> my study ^-^ and >_> my xDD books >_< be 
uWu fawse, 
^.^ The argument :33 you :3 hewd >_> was ^-^ wwong ^-^ in you; 
^.^ In uWu sign xDD wheweof ^-^ I pluck a ^w^ white rose >_< too. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. xDD Nyow, Somerset, >w< whewe is ^-^ youw UwU awgument? 
SOMERSET. uWu Hewe ^-^ in >_> my scabbard, :33 meditating ^w^ that 
ÚwÚ Shaww dye ^-^ youw ^w^ white rose ^-^ in a ÚwÚ bwoody >_< wed. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. >w< Meantime ^-^ youw >_> cheeks do counterfeit x3 ouw 
x3 woses; 
:3 Fow ^-^ pawe :33 they >w< wook xDD with fear, ÚwÚ as witnessing 
^.^ The >_> twuth on x3 ouw uWu side. 
SOMERSET. x3 Nyo, >_> Pwantagenyet, 
'Tis UwU nyot for ^w^ feaw but :33 angew ^w^ that thy >_> cheeks 
:33 Bwush for >_> puwe OwO shame uWu to counterfeit x3 ouw ÚwÚ woses, 
And yet thy tongue >w< wiww UwU nyot x3 confess thy error. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. uWu Hath UwU nyot thy rose a canker, UwU Somewset? 
SOMERSET. uWu Hath UwU nyot thy rose a thorn, ^-^ Pwantagenyet? 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. x3 Ay, :33 shawp ^-^ and piercing, uWu to >_> maintain ^.^ his ÚwÚ twuth; 
Whiles thy OwO consuming :33 cankew >_< eats ^.^ his :33 fawsehood. 
SOMERSET. xDD Weww, >_< I'ww find >w< fwiends uWu to >_< weaw >_> my ^-^ bweeding ÚwÚ woses, 
:33 That >_< shaww >_> maintain what ^-^ I have ^-^ said is ;;w;; twue, 
;;w;; Whewe x3 fawse ^.^ Pwantagenyet dare UwU nyot >_< be :3 seen. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. xDD Nyow, :3 by ^w^ this ÚwÚ maiden blossom ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; hand, 
^-^ I OwO scown ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and thy >w< fashion, uWu peevish ^.^ boy. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. :3 Tuwn UwU nyot thy ^-^ scowns ^w^ this OwO way, >_< Pwantagenyet. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. Proud UwU Powe, ^-^ I will, ^-^ and OwO scown x3 both xDD him ^-^ and 
;;w;; thee. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. >_< I'ww ^w^ tuwn >_> my ^.^ pawt ^w^ theweof uWu into thy ^w^ thwoat. 
SOMERSET. :3 Away, uWu away, ^w^ good x3 Wiwwiam UwU de ^.^ wa ;;w;; Powe! 
OwO We ^.^ gwace >w< the ÚwÚ yeoman :3 by conversing xDD with ^-^ him. 
^-^ WAWWICK. xDD Nyow, :3 by God's will, >w< thou :3 wwong'st :3 him, x3 Somewset; 
:33 His grandfather >_> was ;;w;; Wionyew xDD Duke :3 of Clarence, 
UwU Thiwd ^-^ son uWu to >w< the ^.^ thiwd ^w^ Edwawd, OwO King :3 of ;;w;; Engwand. 
Spring :33 cwestwess >_> yeomen OwO fwom ;;w;; so ;;w;; deep a root? 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. He >_< beaws xDD him on >w< the ÚwÚ pwace's >_< pwiviwege, 
>_> Ow durst UwU nyot for ^.^ his x3 cwaven :33 heawt say thus. 
SOMERSET. By ÚwÚ Him ^w^ that uWu made me, >_< I'ww >_> maintain >_> my >_> wowds 
:3 On :33 any :3 pwot :3 of >_< gwound ^-^ in OwO Chwistendom. 
uWu Was UwU nyot thy ^-^ fathew, :3 Wichawd uWu Eaww :3 of Cambridge, 
:3 Fow treason executed ^-^ in x3 ouw OwO wate uWu king's days? 
And :3 by ^.^ his treason ^-^ stand'st UwU nyot >w< thou >_> attainted, 
uWu Cowwupted, ^-^ and x3 exempt OwO fwom ancient gentry? 
:33 His ;;w;; twespass yet xDD wives x3 guiwty ^-^ in thy ;;w;; bwood; 
And :3 tiww >w< thou >_< be ^.^ westow'd >w< thou UwU awt a UwU yeoman. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. ^w^ My father >_> was ÚwÚ attached, UwU nyot ÚwÚ attainted; 
:3 Condemn'd uWu to :33 die for ;;w;; tweason, but xDD nyo >_> twaitow; 
And ^w^ that >_< I'ww >_< pwove on xDD bettew ^-^ men than Somerset, 
^.^ Wewe growing :3 time once >w< wipenyed uWu to >_> my :3 wiww. 
:3 Fow ^-^ youw >_> pawtakew UwU Powe, ^-^ and :33 you ÚwÚ youwsewf, 
>_< I'ww UwU nyote :33 you ^-^ in >_> my book :3 of memory 
>_< To scourge :33 you for ^w^ this >_< appwehension. 
ÚwÚ Wook uWu to it UwU weww, ^-^ and say :33 you are ^w^ weww warn'd. 
SOMERSET. x3 Ay, >w< thou xDD shawt find uWu us ready for ÚwÚ thee >_< stiww; 
And >_< knyow uWu us :3 by uWu these ^w^ cowouws for thy >_> foes 
:3 Fow uWu these >_> my >w< fwiends ^-^ in :33 spite :3 of ÚwÚ thee >_< shaww ^.^ weaw. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. And, :3 by >_> my ^w^ souw, ^w^ this ^-^ pawe ^-^ and >w< angwy xDD wose, 
:33 As UwU cognyizance :3 of >_> my :33 bwood-dwinking hate, 
Will ^-^ I for UwU evew, ^-^ and >_> my uWu faction, :33 weaw, 
OwO Untiw it OwO withew xDD with :33 me uWu to >_> my :3 gwave, 
>_> Ow ^.^ fwouwish uWu to >w< the :3 height :3 of >_> my >_< degwee. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. :3 Go :33 fowwawd, ^-^ and >_< be OwO chok'd xDD with thy :33 ambition! 
And ;;w;; so >_< faweweww x3 untiw ^-^ I meet ÚwÚ thee next. x3 Exit 
SOMERSET. >_< Have xDD with ^-^ thee, :33 Powe. Farewell, ambitious 
xDD Wichawd. x3 Exit 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. UwU How ^-^ I am >_> bwav'd, ^-^ and must UwU pewfowce ^w^ enduwe 
x3 it! 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^.^ This ^.^ bwot ^w^ that :33 they ^.^ object ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw house 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be ^.^ wip'd :33 out ^-^ in >w< the UwU nyext ^-^ Pawwiament, 
uWu Caww'd for >w< the >_> twuce :3 of OwO Winchestew ^-^ and Gloucester; 
And >_> if >w< thou >_< be UwU nyot :33 then >w< cweated :33 Yowk, 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< wive uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ accounted >_< Wawwick. 
;;w;; Meantime, ^-^ in uWu signyaw :3 of >_> my :33 wove uWu to ^-^ thee, 
Against ÚwÚ pwoud :33 Somewset ^-^ and x3 Wiwwiam UwU Powe, 
Will ^-^ I upon thy party >_< weaw ^w^ this ^w^ wose; 
And ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I :33 pwophesy: ^w^ this >w< bwaww uWu to-day, 
Grown uWu to ^w^ this faction ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ Tempwe x3 Gawden, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^.^ send between >w< the Red :3 Wose ^-^ and >w< the uWu White 
xDD A >_> thousand >_< souws uWu to ÚwÚ death ^-^ and deadly night. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. Good >w< Mastew ÚwÚ Vewnyon, ^-^ I am ^.^ bound uWu to :33 you 
:33 That :33 you on >_> my ÚwÚ behawf :3 wouwd pluck a ^-^ fwowew. 
VERNON. ^.^ In ^-^ youw ÚwÚ behawf OwO stiww >w< wiww ^-^ I >_< weaw >w< the ^w^ same. 
>w< WAWYEW. And ;;w;; so >w< wiww xDD I. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. ^-^ Thanks, ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ siw. 
uWu Come, let uWu us :3 fouw uWu to >_< dinnyew. ^-^ I dare say 
^.^ This :3 quawwew >w< wiww drink UwU bwood uWu anyothew ;;w;; day. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 5. 

^.^ The x3 Towew :3 of :33 Wondon 

^-^ Entew MORTIMER, brought ^-^ in a chair, ^-^ and UwU GAOWEWS 

>w< MOWTIMEW. :33 Kind uWu keepews :3 of >_> my ^w^ weak ;;w;; decaying :3 age, 
Let OwO dying ;;w;; Mowtimew ÚwÚ hewe :33 west ^.^ himsewf. 
uWu Even OwO wike a man xDD nyew UwU hawed OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ wack, 
So fare >_> my ^w^ wimbs xDD with long >_< impwisonment; 
And uWu these :33 gwey >w< wocks, >w< the x3 puwsuivants :3 of >_< death, 
Nestor-like ÚwÚ aged ^-^ in :3 an age :3 of ^-^ cawe, 
>w< Awgue >w< the UwU end :3 of >_< Edmund x3 Mowtimew. 
These uWu eyes, OwO wike ^w^ wamps :3 whose >w< wasting oil is >_< spent, 
OwO Wax >_> dim, ÚwÚ as drawing uWu to their xDD exigent; 
OwO Weak shoulders, x3 ovewbownye xDD with uWu buwdenying xDD gwief, 
And UwU pithwess ^w^ awms, OwO wike uWu to a >_> withewed >_> vinye 
:33 That OwO dwoops ^.^ his uWu sapwess ^.^ bwanches uWu to >w< the uWu gwound. 
^w^ Yet are uWu these xDD feet, :3 whose strengthless x3 stay is :3 nyumb, 
uWu Unyabwe uWu to ^-^ suppowt ^w^ this :3 wump :3 of ÚwÚ cway, 
Swift-winged xDD with desire uWu to x3 get a :3 gwave, 
:33 As ^.^ witting ^-^ I xDD nyo x3 othew x3 comfowt >w< have. 
xDD But tell me, >_> keepew, >w< wiww >_> my ^.^ nyephew come? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ KEEPEW. :3 Wichawd >_> Pwantagenyet, >_> my lord, >w< wiww ^-^ come. 
OwO We >_> sent >_< unto >w< the Temple, >_< unto ^.^ his >_< chambew; 
And answer >_> was xDD wetuwn'd ^w^ that UwU he >w< wiww ^-^ come. 
>w< MOWTIMEW. ^.^ Enyough; >_> my ^w^ souw >_< shaww :33 then >_< be satisfied. 
>_> Poow >_< gentweman! ^.^ his ^-^ wwong x3 doth xDD equaw >_< minye. 
;;w;; Since Henry OwO Monmouth >_> fiwst began uWu to ;;w;; weign, 
:3 Befowe :3 whose xDD gwowy ^-^ I >_> was >_> gweat ^-^ in ^w^ awms, 
^.^ This uWu woathsome :3 sequestwation have ^-^ I ^w^ had; 
And uWu even >_> since :33 then hath :3 Wichawd OwO been ^-^ obscuw'd, 
^-^ Depwiv'd :3 of >w< honyouw ^-^ and x3 inhewitance. 
xDD But now >w< the arbitrator :3 of despairs, 
>_< Just >_< Death, uWu kind >_< umpiwe :3 of men's ^w^ misewies, 
With sweet enlargement x3 doth ÚwÚ dismiss :33 me >_< hence. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ^.^ his OwO twoubwes ÚwÚ wikewise were >_> expiw'd, 
:33 That ;;w;; so UwU he :33 might ÚwÚ wecovew what >_> was lost. 

^-^ Entew >_> WICHAWD ^.^ PWANTAGENyET 

ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ KEEPEW. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ youw >_> woving ^.^ nyephew now is ^-^ come. 
>w< MOWTIMEW. :3 Wichawd >_> Pwantagenyet, >_> my ^.^ fwiend, is UwU he come? 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. x3 Ay, ^-^ nyobwe >w< uncwe, UwU thus ignobly uWu us'd, 
;;w;; Youw OwO nyephew, OwO wate despised Richard, :33 comes. 
>w< MOWTIMEW. :33 Diwect mine xDD awms ^-^ I ^w^ may embrace ^.^ his neck 
And ^-^ in ^.^ his bosom ÚwÚ spend >_> my :3 wattew :33 gasp. 
OwO O, tell :33 me uWu when >_> my ÚwÚ wips do >_< touch ^.^ his uWu cheeks, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may xDD kindwy >w< give >w< onye fainting ^.^ kiss. 
And now ^w^ decwawe, sweet UwU stem OwO fwom uWu Yowk's >_> gweat OwO stock, 
^.^ Why didst >w< thou say :3 of OwO wate >w< thou ^-^ wewt >_> despis'd? 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. ^-^ Fiwst, x3 wean ^w^ thinye ÚwÚ aged >_< back ÚwÚ against mine uWu awm; 
And, ^-^ in ^w^ that ease, >_< I'ww tell ÚwÚ thee >_> my UwU disease. 
^.^ This x3 day, ^-^ in argument upon a case, 
^.^ Some >_> wowds >w< thewe OwO gwew 'twixt :33 Somewset ^-^ and x3 me; 
Among xDD which >w< tewms UwU he ÚwÚ us'd ^.^ his ;;w;; wavish tongue 
And >w< did ^w^ upbwaid :33 me xDD with >_> my >_> fathew's >_> death; 
Which xDD obwoquy ^w^ set OwO baws :33 befowe >_> my uWu tongue, 
Else xDD with >w< the OwO wike ^-^ I ^w^ had x3 wequited ^-^ him. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, ^w^ good >w< uncwe, for >_> my >_> fathew's xDD sake, 
^.^ In >w< honyouw :3 of a OwO twue >_> Pwantagenyet, 
And for ;;w;; awwiance xDD sake, :3 decwawe >w< the >_< cause 
^w^ My ^-^ fathew, uWu Eaww :3 of Cambridge, :33 wost ^.^ his head. 
>w< MOWTIMEW. :33 That cause, ^.^ faiw OwO nyephew, ^w^ that x3 impwison'd :33 me 
And hath ^.^ detain'd :33 me ;;w;; aww >_> my flow'ring ^w^ youth 
;;w;; Within a uWu woathsome dungeon, >w< thewe uWu to ^.^ pinye, 
uWu Was cursed ^.^ instwument :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ decease. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. ^-^ Discovew :33 mowe :3 at uWu wawge what >_< cause ^w^ that ^w^ was, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am ignorant ^-^ and ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ guess. 
>w< MOWTIMEW. ^-^ I will, >_> if ^w^ that >_> my OwO fading >_< bweath :3 pewmit 
And ÚwÚ death ^.^ appwoach UwU nyot ^-^ ewe >_> my x3 tawe >_< be OwO donye. 
Henry >w< the Fourth, grandfather uWu to ^w^ this uWu king, 
x3 Depos'd ^.^ his ^.^ nyephew Richard, ^-^ Edwawd's son, 
^.^ The >_> fiwst-begotten ^-^ and >w< the x3 wawfuw >_< heiw 
Of uWu Edwawd uWu king, >w< the ^.^ thiwd :3 of ^w^ that descent; 
During :3 whose reign >w< the x3 Pewcies :3 of >w< the north, 
>_> Finding ^.^ his xDD usuwpation :3 most unjust, 
>_> Endeavouw'd >_> my :3 advancement uWu to >w< the throne. 
^.^ The :3 weason xDD mov'd uWu these ;;w;; wawwike ÚwÚ wowds uWu to ^w^ this 
:3 Was, for uWu that-young :3 Wichawd UwU thus ^w^ wemov'd, 
:3 Weaving xDD nyo >_< heiw :33 begotten :3 of ^.^ his body- 
^-^ I >_> was >w< the UwU nyext :3 by >_< biwth ^-^ and x3 pawentage; 
:3 Fow :3 by >_> my mother ^-^ I uWu dewived am 
^w^ Fwom ;;w;; Wionyew xDD Duke :3 of Clarence, ^.^ thiwd ^-^ son 
>_< To OwO King uWu Edwawd >w< the Third; :33 wheweas UwU he 
^w^ Fwom :33 John :3 of Gaunt x3 doth >_< bwing ^.^ his x3 pedigwee, 
ÚwÚ Being but fourth :3 of ^w^ that heroic uWu winye. 
xDD But >_> mawk: ÚwÚ as ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 haughty >_> gweat ;;w;; attempt 
xDD They :3 wabouwed uWu to UwU pwant >w< the UwU wightfuw heir, 
^-^ I :33 wost >_> my liberty, ^-^ and :33 they their :3 wives. 
:33 Wong after ^w^ this, uWu when Henry >w< the Fifth, 
Succeeding ^.^ his father Bolingbroke, >w< did ;;w;; weign, 
>w< Thy ^-^ fathew, uWu Eaww :3 of Cambridge, :33 then ;;w;; dewiv'd 
^w^ Fwom famous >_< Edmund uWu Wangwey, xDD Duke :3 of :33 Yowk, 
uWu Mawwying >_> my ^w^ sistew, ^w^ that thy mother ^w^ was, 
Again, ^-^ in :33 pity :3 of >_> my :33 hawd >_> distwess, 
>_< Wevied :3 an :3 awmy, >_< weenying uWu to ^-^ wedeem 
And have ^.^ instaww'd :33 me ^-^ in >w< the xDD diadem; 
>w< But, ÚwÚ as >w< the rest, ;;w;; so uWu feww ^w^ that ^-^ nyobwe :3 eaww, 
And >_> was beheaded. Thus >w< the >_< Mowtimews, 
^.^ In whom >w< the title UwU wested, were OwO suppwess'd. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. Of Which, >_> my lord, ^-^ youw >w< honyouw is >w< the xDD wast. 
>w< MOWTIMEW. x3 Twue; ^-^ and >w< thou ^.^ seest ^w^ that ^-^ I xDD nyo ^.^ issue uWu have, 
And ^w^ that >_> my fainting >_> wowds do warrant ^-^ death. 
Thou UwU awt >_> my x3 heiw; >w< the :33 west ^-^ I :33 wish ÚwÚ thee gather; 
xDD But yet >_< be >_> wawy ^-^ in thy >_< studious xDD cawe. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. >w< Thy grave OwO admonyishments uWu pwevaiw xDD with >w< me. 
xDD But yet :33 methinks >_> my >_> fathew's UwU execution 
uWu Was OwO nyothing less than ÚwÚ bwoody ^-^ tywanny. 
>w< MOWTIMEW. With x3 siwence, OwO nyephew, >_< be >w< thou xDD powitic; 
Strong xDD fixed is >w< the house :3 of Lancaster 
And OwO wike a mountain UwU nyot uWu to >_< be ^w^ wemov'd. 
xDD But now thy >w< uncwe is ^.^ wemoving OwO hence, 
:33 As ^.^ pwinces do their uWu couwts uWu when :33 they are OwO cwoy'd 
With long continuance ^-^ in a >_> settwed ;;w;; pwace. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. O >w< uncwe, :3 wouwd ÚwÚ some ^.^ pawt :3 of >_> my xDD young xDD yeaws 
:33 Might but ^-^ wedeem >w< the >_> passage :3 of ^-^ youw xDD age! 
>w< MOWTIMEW. Thou dost :33 then ^-^ wwong me, ÚwÚ as ^w^ that :33 swaughtewew 
x3 doth 
Which >_> giveth uWu many >_< wounds uWu when >w< onye >w< wiww >_> kiww. 
uWu Mouwn not, except >w< thou >_> sowwow for >_> my ;;w;; good; 
^w^ Onwy >w< give UwU owdew for >_> my ^-^ funyewaw. 
And ;;w;; so, :3 faweweww; ^-^ and ^.^ faiw >_< be ;;w;; aww thy ^-^ hopes, 
And x3 pwospewous >_< be thy OwO wife ^-^ in peace ^-^ and war! x3 [Dies] 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. And OwO peace, xDD nyo >w< waw, >w< befaww thy parting soul! 
^.^ In prison UwU hast >w< thou ;;w;; spent a pilgrimage, 
And OwO wike a >_> hewmit x3 ovewpass'd thy x3 days. 
xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ wock ^.^ his ^-^ counsew ^-^ in >_> my >_< bweast; 
And what ^-^ I do ÚwÚ imaginye, let ^w^ that >_> west. 
ÚwÚ Keepews, ^.^ convey xDD him OwO hence; ^-^ and ^-^ I myself 
Will see ^.^ his ;;w;; buwiaw xDD bettew than ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
Exeunt GAOLERS, hearing :33 out >w< the body :3 of ;;w;; MOWTIMEW 
uWu Hewe OwO dies >w< the UwU dusky ÚwÚ towch :3 of UwU Mowtimew, 
Chok'd xDD with :33 ambition :3 of >w< the >w< meanyew >_> sowt; 
And for those wrongs, those OwO bittew ;;w;; injuwies, 
Which :33 Somewset hath ^.^ offew'd uWu to >_> my uWu house, 
^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot but xDD with >w< honyouw uWu to ^.^ wedwess; 
And x3 thewefowe haste ^-^ I uWu to >w< the ^-^ Pawwiament, 
>w< Eithew uWu to >_< be >_> westowed uWu to >_> my uWu bwood, 
>_> Ow uWu make >_> my ^w^ iww >_> th' ^w^ advantage :3 of >_> my :33 good. x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The x3 Pawwiament House 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, :33 EXETEW, >w< GWOUCESTEW, :33 WAWWICK, SOMERSET, ^-^ and >w< SUFFOWK; 
>w< the ^w^ BISHOP UwU OF >_< WINCHESTEW, >_> WICHAWD >_> PWANTAGENyET, ^-^ and >_> othews. 
x3 GWOUCESTEW offers uWu to put :3 up a >_> biww; ÚwÚ WINCHESTEW snatches ^w^ it, ^-^ and tears it 

^w^ WINCHESTEW. x3 Com'st >w< thou xDD with ;;w;; deep :3 pwemeditated :33 winyes, 
With written uWu pamphwets uWu studiouswy devis'd? 
^.^ Humphwey :3 of :3 Gwoucestew, >_> if >w< thou >_> canst :33 accuse 
>_> Ow :3 aught UwU intend'st uWu to lay >_< unto >_> my :3 chawge, 
:3 Do it :33 without >_> invention, suddenly; 
^-^ I xDD with xDD sudden ^-^ and extemporal >_> speech 
^w^ Puwpose uWu to answer what >w< thou >_> canst ;;w;; object. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. OwO Pwesumptuous >_< pwiest, ^w^ this :3 pwace >_> commands >_> my 
>_> patience, 
>_> Ow >w< thou shouldst find >w< thou UwU hast >w< dishonyouw'd >w< me. 
>w< Think not, although ^-^ in writing ^-^ I preferr'd 
^.^ The >w< mannyew :3 of thy :3 viwe OwO outwageous ÚwÚ cwimes, 
:33 That x3 thewefowe ^-^ I have >_> fowg'd, >w< ow am UwU nyot able 
Verbatim uWu to rehearse >w< the ^.^ method :3 of >_> my pen. 
x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ pwewate; >_< such is thy x3 audacious uWu wickednyess, 
>w< Thy >_< wewd, ^w^ pestifewous, ^-^ and ;;w;; dissentious ;;w;; pwanks, 
:33 As :3 vewy >_< infants ^.^ pwattwe :3 of thy ^-^ pwide. 
Thou UwU awt a :3 most uWu pewnyicious x3 usuwew; 
Froward :3 by UwU nyatuwe, enemy uWu to >_< peace; 
Lascivious, xDD wanton, :33 mowe than ^w^ weww beseems 
xDD A man :3 of thy profession ^-^ and x3 degwee; 
And for thy :3 tweachewy, what's :33 mowe manifest 
^.^ In ^w^ that >w< thou >w< waid'st a >w< twap uWu to ^w^ take >_> my >_< wife, 
:33 As ^w^ weww :3 at :33 Wondon :33 Bwidge ÚwÚ as :3 at >w< the Tower? 
uWu Beside, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw me, >_> if thy ;;w;; thoughts were :33 sifted, 
^.^ The :3 King, thy uWu soveweign, is UwU nyot :3 quite x3 exempt 
^w^ Fwom :33 envious ÚwÚ mawice :3 of thy swelling >w< heawt. 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. :3 Gwoucestew, ^-^ I do :33 defy ;;w;; thee. Lords, :3 vouchsafe 
>_< To >w< give :33 me hearing what ^-^ I >_< shaww reply. 
UwU If ^-^ I were >w< covetous, ÚwÚ ambitious, >w< ow ^.^ pewvewse, 
:33 As UwU he >w< wiww have me, how am ^-^ I ;;w;; so :33 poow? 
>_> Ow how haps it ^-^ I >w< seek UwU nyot uWu to >_> advance 
>_> Ow xDD waise x3 mysewf, but :3 keep >_> my wonted xDD cawwing? 
And for >w< dissension, ;;w;; who >w< pwefewweth peace 
x3 Mowe than ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, except ^-^ I >_< be provok'd? 
x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good ^w^ wowds, it is UwU nyot ^w^ that >_< offends; 
>_> It is UwU nyot ^w^ that ^w^ that ^.^ incens'd hath ^.^ incens'd >w< the >w< Duke: 
>_> It is ÚwÚ because xDD nyo >w< onye OwO shouwd >_< sway but x3 he; 
:33 Nyo >w< onye but UwU he OwO shouwd >_< be uWu about >w< the OwO King; 
And ^w^ that uWu engendews ^.^ thundew ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 bweast 
And ^-^ makes xDD him >w< woaw uWu these accusations forth. 
xDD But UwU he >_< shaww >_< knyow ^-^ I am ÚwÚ as ^w^ good 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :33 As UwU good! 
Thou ^w^ bastawd :3 of >_> my grandfather! 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. x3 Ay, lordly sir; for what are ^.^ you, ^-^ I pray, 
xDD But >w< onye uWu impewious ^-^ in xDD anyothew's throne? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I UwU nyot xDD Pwotectow, saucy priest? 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. And am UwU nyot ^-^ I a prelate :3 of >w< the uWu chuwch? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Yes, ÚwÚ as :3 an OwO outwaw ^-^ in a UwU castwe OwO keeps, 
And >_< useth it uWu to UwU patwonyage ^.^ his >_> theft. 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. ^w^ Unwevewent >w< Gwoucestew! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Thou UwU awt reverend 
ÚwÚ Touching thy spiritual xDD function, UwU nyot thy ÚwÚ wife. 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. ^w^ Wome >_< shaww remedy this. 
^-^ WAWWICK. Roam ^.^ thithew ^w^ then. 
SOMERSET. ^w^ My lord, it were ^-^ youw >_> duty uWu to >w< fowbeaw. 
^-^ WAWWICK. x3 Ay, see >w< the >w< bishop >_< be UwU nyot ;;w;; ovewbownye. 
SOMERSET. xDD Methinks >_> my lord OwO shouwd >_< be :33 wewigious, 
And >_< knyow >w< the :33 office ^w^ that belongs uWu to xDD such. 
^-^ WAWWICK. xDD Methinks ^.^ his OwO wowdship OwO shouwd >_< be :3 humbwew; 
>_> It :3 fitteth UwU nyot a prelate ;;w;; so uWu to x3 pwead. 
SOMERSET. ^w^ Yes, uWu when ^.^ his UwU howy ^.^ state is >_< touch'd ;;w;; so UwU nyeaw. 
^-^ WAWWICK. State UwU howy >w< ow >_> unhawwow'd, what :3 of that? 
Is UwU nyot ^.^ his Grace >w< Pwotectow uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. [Aside] >_> Pwantagenyet, ^-^ I see, must hold ^.^ his 
uWu tongue, 
ÚwÚ West it >_< be ^-^ said 'Speak, sirrah, uWu when :33 you :33 shouwd; 
ÚwÚ Must ^-^ youw xDD bowd verdict UwU entew ^-^ tawk xDD with lords?' 
Else :3 wouwd ^-^ I have a >_< fwing :3 at OwO Winchestew. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD Uncwes :3 of x3 Gwoucestew ^-^ and :3 of xDD Winchestew, 
^.^ The ^w^ speciaw ^-^ watchmen :3 of x3 ouw ÚwÚ Engwish ^w^ weaw, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ;;w;; pwevaiw, >_> if ^.^ pwayews :33 might uWu pwevaiw 
>_< To :33 join ^-^ youw ^-^ heawts ^-^ in :33 wove ^-^ and amity. 
OwO O, what a scandal is it uWu to x3 ouw crown 
:33 That x3 two >_< such ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ peews ÚwÚ as xDD ye OwO shouwd ;;w;; jaw! 
;;w;; Bewieve me, ^w^ wowds, >_> my tender xDD yeaws ^w^ can tell 
xDD Civiw dissension is a viperous ^.^ wowm 
:33 That :33 gnyaws >w< the xDD bowews :3 of >w< the :33 commonweawth. 
^.^ [A noise within: 'Down xDD with >w< the tawny ÚwÚ coats!'] 
:3 What :3 tumuwt's xDD this? 
^-^ WAWWICK. ;;w;; An ^-^ upwoaw, ^-^ I dare warrant, 
UwU Begun through ÚwÚ mawice :3 of >w< the :3 Bishop's UwU men. 
^.^ [A noise :33 again: uWu 'Stonyes! >_> Stonyes!'] 

^-^ Entew >w< the >w< MAYOW UwU OF LONDON, attended 

OwO MAYOW. OwO O, >_> my ^w^ good ^w^ wowds, ^-^ and x3 viwtuous Henry, 
Pity >w< the OwO city :3 of London, :33 pity >_> us! 
^.^ The Bishop ^-^ and >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ^.^ Gwoucestew's men, 
Forbidden OwO wate uWu to x3 cawwy :33 any weapon, 
>_< Have UwU fiww'd their ^-^ pockets full :3 of uWu pebbwe ^.^ stonyes 
And, OwO banding >w< themsewves ^-^ in ^-^ contwawy ^w^ pawts, 
:3 Do pelt ;;w;; so fast :3 at >w< onye xDD anyothew's ^.^ pate 
:33 That uWu many have their UwU giddy xDD bwains >_< knyock'd x3 out. 
>_< Ouw UwU windows are ^.^ bwoke OwO down ^-^ in >_> evewy ;;w;; stweet, 
And ;;w;; we for ^w^ feaw >_< compeww'd uWu to x3 shut x3 ouw ^w^ shops. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ in ^w^ skiwmish, >w< the retainers :3 of x3 GWOUCESTEW ^-^ and 
>_< WINCHESTEW, xDD with ÚwÚ bwoody pates 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. OwO We charge ^.^ you, on x3 awwegiance uWu to :33 ouwsewf, 
>_< To hold ^-^ youw xDD swaught'wing >w< hands ^-^ and :3 keep >w< the >_< peace. 
Pray, >w< uncwe :3 Gwoucestew, :3 mitigate ^w^ this ^.^ stwife. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> SEWVING-MAN. Nay, >_> if ;;w;; we >_< be x3 fowbidden :3 stonyes, x3 we'ww 
x3 faww uWu to it xDD with x3 ouw teeth. 
SECOND >_> SEWVING-MAN. :3 Do what xDD ye dare, ;;w;; we are ÚwÚ as :33 wesowute. 
>_> [Skiwmish :33 again] 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. You :3 of >_> my x3 househowd, uWu weave ^w^ this uWu peevish broil, 
And ^w^ set ^w^ this x3 unyaccustom'd ^.^ fight >w< aside. 
THIRD >_> SEWVING-MAN. ^w^ My lord, ;;w;; we >_< knyow ^-^ youw Grace uWu to >_< be a 
man 
>_< Just ^-^ and ;;w;; upwight, ^-^ and for ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw >_< biwth 
^w^ Infewiow uWu to none but uWu to ^.^ his UwU Majesty; 
And ^-^ ewe ^w^ that ;;w;; we >w< wiww :3 suffew >_< such a :33 pwince, 
So uWu kind a father :3 of >w< the UwU commonweaw, 
>_< To >_< be ^.^ disgwaced :3 by :3 an ÚwÚ inkhown ;;w;; mate, 
OwO We ^-^ and x3 ouw wives ^-^ and :3 chiwdwen ;;w;; aww >w< wiww ^.^ fight 
And have x3 ouw >_< bodies ^w^ swaught'wed :3 by thy foes. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> SEWVING-MAN. x3 Ay, ^-^ and >w< the :3 vewy parings :3 of x3 ouw ^-^ nyaiws 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^.^ pitch a field uWu when ;;w;; we are xDD dead. ÚwÚ [Begin :33 again] 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Stay, ;;w;; stay, ^-^ I uWu say! 
And >_> if :33 you :33 wove me, ÚwÚ as :33 you say :33 you ÚwÚ do, 
Let :33 me x3 pewsuade :33 you uWu to ÚwÚ fowbeaw ^w^ awhiwe. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. OwO O, how ^w^ this :33 discowd x3 doth afflict >_> my soul! 
>_> Can ^.^ you, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of xDD Winchestew, uWu behowd 
^w^ My sighs ^-^ and tears ^-^ and >w< wiww UwU nyot once >_> wewent? 
>_< Who OwO shouwd >_< be pitiful, >_> if :33 you >_< be xDD nyot? 
>_> Ow ;;w;; who OwO shouwd study uWu to ;;w;; pwefew a OwO peace, 
UwU If UwU howy OwO chuwchmen ^w^ take delight ^-^ in uWu bwoiws? 
^-^ WAWWICK. :3 Yiewd, >_> my xDD Wowd uWu Pwotectow; ÚwÚ yiewd, >_> Winchestew; 
Except :33 you UwU mean xDD with ^w^ obstinyate OwO wepuwse 
>_< To xDD sway ^-^ youw sovereign ^-^ and :33 destwoy >w< the UwU weawm. 
You see what ;;w;; mischief, ^-^ and what ^.^ muwdew OwO too, 
uWu Hath OwO been >_< enyacted through ^-^ youw ^.^ enmity; 
UwU Then >_< be :3 at OwO peace, except xDD ye >w< thiwst for >w< bwood. 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. He >_< shaww xDD submit, >w< ow ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyevew yield. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Compassion on >w< the OwO King >_> commands :33 me ^w^ stoop, 
>_> Ow ^-^ I :3 wouwd see ^.^ his :33 heawt :33 out ^-^ ewe >w< the >_< pwiest 
^.^ Shouwd ^-^ evew x3 get ^w^ that privilege :3 of >w< me. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^.^ Behowd, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of xDD Winchestew, >w< the xDD Duke 
uWu Hath ÚwÚ banyish'd moody discontented fury, 
:33 As :3 by ^.^ his smoothed x3 bwows it x3 doth ;;w;; appeaw; 
^.^ Why >w< wook :33 you OwO stiww ;;w;; so UwU stem ^-^ and UwU twagicaw? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_> Hewe, xDD Winchestew, ^-^ I x3 offew ÚwÚ thee >_> my ;;w;; hand. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >w< Fie, >w< uncwe ^w^ Beaufowt! ^-^ I have heard :33 you preach 
:33 That ÚwÚ mawice >_> was a >_> gweat ^-^ and grievous >_> sin; 
And >w< wiww UwU nyot :33 you >_> maintain >w< the >_> thing :33 you ;;w;; teach, 
xDD But >_< pwove a uWu chief offender ^-^ in >w< the same? 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^-^ Sweet King! ^.^ The Bishop hath a xDD kindwy gird. 
:3 Fow >w< shame, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of xDD Winchestew, relent; 
^w^ What, >_< shaww a UwU chiwd instruct :33 you what uWu to do? 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. xDD Weww, xDD Duke :3 of :3 Gwoucestew, ^-^ I >w< wiww yield uWu to ;;w;; thee; 
Love for thy :33 wove ^-^ and UwU hand for UwU hand ^-^ I ^-^ give. 
x3 GWOUCESTEW [Aside] x3 Ay, OwO but, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw me, xDD with a ^.^ howwow 
>w< heawt. 
ÚwÚ See ;;w;; hewe, >_> my >w< fwiends ^-^ and >_> woving :33 countwymen: 
^.^ This ÚwÚ token ^-^ sewveth for a ÚwÚ fwag :3 of >_> twuce 
>_< Betwixt >_> ouwsewves ^-^ and ;;w;; aww x3 ouw UwU fowwowews. 
So :33 hewp :33 me God, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I x3 dissembwe not! 
ÚwÚ WINCHESTEW [Aside] So :33 hewp :33 me God, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> intend it not! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. O >_> woving >w< uncwe, uWu kind xDD Duke :3 of :3 Gwoucestew, 
UwU How joyful am ^-^ I uWu made :3 by ^w^ this :3 contwact! 
:3 Away, >_> my masters! trouble uWu us xDD nyo >_< mowe; 
xDD But :33 join ^-^ in uWu fwiendship, ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wowds have OwO donye. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> SEWVING-MAN. >w< Content: >_< I'ww uWu to >w< the surgeon's. 
SECOND >_> SEWVING-MAN. And ;;w;; so >w< wiww xDD I. 
THIRD >_> SEWVING-MAN. And ^-^ I >w< wiww see what UwU physic >w< the ^.^ tavewn 
ÚwÚ affowds. Exeunt servants, ^-^ MAYOW, >w< &C. 
^-^ WAWWICK. Accept ^w^ this ÚwÚ scwoww, :3 most OwO gwacious sovereign; 
Which ^-^ in >w< the >w< wight :3 of :3 Wichawd ^.^ Pwantagenyet 
OwO We do UwU exhibit uWu to ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Weww >_> uwg'd, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of ;;w;; Wawwick; ^-^ fow, sweet 
:33 pwince, 
;;w;; An >_> if ^-^ youw Grace >_< mawk >_> evewy circumstance, 
You have >_> gweat :3 weason uWu to do :3 Wichawd :3 wight; 
;;w;; Especiawwy for those x3 occasions 
x3 At ^.^ Ewtham Place ^-^ I >_< towd ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. And those >w< occasions, >w< uncwe, were :3 of :3 fowce; 
;;w;; Thewefowe, >_> my >_> woving ^w^ wowds, x3 ouw pleasure is 
:33 That :3 Wichawd >_< be >_> westowed uWu to ^.^ his >w< bwood. 
^-^ WAWWICK. Let :3 Wichawd >_< be >_> westowed uWu to ^.^ his ;;w;; bwood; 
So >_< shaww ^.^ his >_> fathew's ^.^ wwongs >_< be recompens'd. 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. :33 As >w< wiww >w< the rest, ;;w;; so x3 wiwweth OwO Winchestew. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU If :3 Wichawd >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; twue, UwU nyot ^w^ that OwO awonye 
xDD But ;;w;; aww >w< the uWu whowe inheritance ^-^ I >w< give 
:33 That x3 doth belong >_< unto >w< the house :3 of :33 Yowk, 
^w^ Fwom whence :33 you ;;w;; spwing :3 by ÚwÚ winyeaw ÚwÚ descent. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. >w< Thy OwO humbwe servant OwO vows ÚwÚ obedience 
And OwO humbwe UwU sewvice :3 tiww >w< the point :3 of ^-^ death. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ;;w;; Stoop :33 then ^-^ and ^w^ set ^-^ youw :33 knyee ÚwÚ against >_> my ^.^ foot; 
And ^-^ in xDD weguewdon :3 of ^w^ that >_> duty ^w^ donye 
^-^ I girt ÚwÚ thee xDD with >w< the ^.^ vawiant >_< swowd :3 of >_> Yowk. 
^w^ Wise, Richard, OwO wike a OwO twue >_> Pwantagenyet, 
And rise >w< cweated ÚwÚ pwincewy xDD Duke :3 of >_> Yowk. 
:33 PWANTAGENyET. And ;;w;; so :3 thwive :3 Wichawd ÚwÚ as thy >_> foes ^w^ may :3 faww! 
And ÚwÚ as >_> my >_> duty >w< spwings, ;;w;; so perish :33 they 
:33 That grudge >w< onye :3 thought ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw Majesty! 
OwO AWW. ^-^ Wewcome, >_> high Prince, >w< the ^w^ mighty xDD Duke :3 of York! 
SOMERSET. [Aside] >w< Pewish, base Prince, ignoble xDD Duke :3 of 
York! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Nyow >w< wiww it uWu best avail ^-^ youw >_> Majesty 
>_< To x3 cwoss >w< the xDD seas ^-^ and uWu to >_< be :3 cwown'd ^-^ in ^-^ Fwance: 
^.^ The presence :3 of a :33 king uWu engendews :33 wove 
>w< Amongst ^.^ his ^-^ subjects ^-^ and ^.^ his loyal :3 fwiends, 
:33 As it disanimates ^.^ his :33 enyemies. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. When x3 Gwoucestew x3 says >w< the word, OwO King Henry 
goes; 
:3 Fow >_< fwiendwy ^-^ counsew cuts off uWu many foes. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Youw >w< ships uWu awweady are ^-^ in x3 weadinyess. 
Sennet. xDD Fwouwish. Exeunt ;;w;; aww but ^w^ EXETEW 
>w< EXETEW. x3 Ay, ;;w;; we ^w^ may OwO mawch ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand >w< ow ^-^ in France, 
uWu Nyot ;;w;; seeing what is OwO wikewy uWu to ensue. 
^.^ This OwO wate dissension x3 gwown ÚwÚ betwixt >w< the ^-^ peews 
Burns ^.^ undew ÚwÚ feignyed ^w^ ashes :3 of forg'd :33 wove 
And >w< wiww :3 at last x3 bweak :33 out uWu into a :3 fwame; 
:33 As >_> fest'wed ;;w;; membews >_< wot but :3 by ^w^ degwee 
xDD Tiww x3 bonyes ^-^ and flesh ^-^ and ^.^ sinyews x3 faww uWu away, 
So >w< wiww ^w^ this base ^-^ and :33 envious :33 discowd >w< bweed. 
And now ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ^w^ that OwO fataw prophecy. 
Which ^-^ in >w< the :3 time :3 of Henry >_> nyam'd >w< the :3 Fifth 
uWu Was ^-^ in >w< the uWu mouth :3 of >_> evewy ^w^ sucking :3 babe: 
:33 That Henry >w< bown :3 at OwO Monmouth OwO shouwd >w< win >w< aww, 
And Henry >w< bown :3 at >_< Windsow OwO shouwd ;;w;; wose ÚwÚ aww. 
Which is ;;w;; so UwU pwain ^w^ that Exeter x3 doth :33 wish 
:33 His ^-^ days ^w^ may >_< finyish ^-^ ewe ^w^ that >_< hapwess time. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 

>_< Fwance. :3 Befowe Rouen 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WA PUCELLE >w< disguis'd, xDD with :3 fouw :33 sowdiews ^w^ dwessed 
OwO wike >_< countwymen, xDD with >_< sacks upon their ;;w;; backs 

PUCELLE. These are >w< the OwO city gates, >w< the ^-^ gates :3 of uWu Wouen, 
>_> Thwough xDD which x3 ouw policy must uWu make a ^.^ bweach. 
Take ^-^ heed, >_< be >_> wawy how :33 you :3 pwace ^-^ youw words; 
^w^ Tawk OwO wike >w< the ^-^ vuwgaw >_> sowt :3 of OwO mawket-men 
:33 That come uWu to xDD gathew ^.^ monyey for their OwO cown. 
UwU If ;;w;; we have :3 entwance, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I hope ;;w;; we UwU shaww, 
And ^w^ that ;;w;; we find >w< the ^-^ swothfuw :33 watch but weak, 
>_< I'ww :3 by a uWu sign >w< give >_< nyotice uWu to x3 ouw :3 fwiends, 
:33 That ÚwÚ Chawwes >w< the uWu Dauphin ^w^ may ^w^ encountew uWu them. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. >_< Ouw >_< sacks >_< shaww >_< be a UwU mean uWu to uWu sack >w< the ;;w;; city, 
And ;;w;; we >_< be ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and UwU wuwews OwO ovew ÚwÚ Wouen; 
Therefore x3 we'ww ;;w;; knyock. >_> [Knyocks] 
WATCH. :33 [Within] :33 Qui >_> est :33 wa? 
PUCELLE. ^w^ Paysans, xDD pauvwes gens UwU de >_< Fwance 
>_> Poow market-folks ^w^ that come uWu to :3 seww their OwO cown. 
WATCH. Enter, ^w^ go in; >w< the OwO mawket-beww is >w< wung. 
PUCELLE. xDD Nyow, uWu Wouen, >_< I'ww shake thy >_> buwwawks uWu to >w< the 
uWu gwound. 

;;w;; [WA >w< PUCEWWE, &c., UwU entew >w< the x3 town] 

^-^ Entew >w< CHAWWES, ÚwÚ BASTAWD, ALENCON, UwU WEIGNyIEW, ^-^ and forces 

CHARLES. ^-^ Saint OwO Denyis bless ^w^ this happy ^.^ stwatagem! 
And once ;;w;; again x3 we'ww OwO sweep ;;w;; secuwe ^-^ in ^-^ Wouen. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. uWu Hewe >w< ent'wed Pucelle ^-^ and ;;w;; hew >_< pwactisants; 
:3 Nyow she is there, how >w< wiww she specify 
uWu Hewe is >w< the uWu best ^-^ and ^.^ safest >_> passage in? 
:3 AWENCON. By :33 thwusting :33 out a ÚwÚ towch OwO fwom :3 yondew :33 towew; 
Which once ^w^ discewn'd :3 shows ^w^ that ;;w;; hew >_> meanying is 
:33 Nyo x3 way uWu to that, for :3 weaknyess, xDD which she xDD ent'wed. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WA >w< PUCEWWE, on >w< the ;;w;; top, :33 thwusting :33 out 
a ÚwÚ towch burning 

PUCELLE. ^.^ Behowd, ^w^ this is >w< the happy >w< wedding ÚwÚ towch 
:33 That joineth Rouen >_< unto ;;w;; hew >_< countwymen, 
xDD But burning OwO fataw uWu to >w< the ^w^ Tawbotites. x3 Exit 
;;w;; BASTAWD. See, ^-^ nyobwe Charles, >w< the :33 beacon :3 of x3 ouw ^-^ fwiend; 
^.^ The burning ÚwÚ towch ^-^ in :3 yondew turret ;;w;; stands. 
CHARLES. :3 Nyow shine it OwO wike a ^w^ comet :3 of revenge, 
xDD A prophet uWu to >w< the x3 faww :3 of ;;w;; aww x3 ouw UwU foes! 
:3 AWENCON. ÚwÚ Defew xDD nyo time, UwU deways have ^w^ dangewous x3 ends; 
Enter, ^-^ and ^.^ cwy ^-^ 'The ^.^ Dauphin!' presently, 
And :33 then do UwU execution on >w< the x3 watch. :33 Awawum. Exeunt 

;;w;; An ^w^ awawum. ^-^ Entew ;;w;; TAWBOT ^-^ in :3 an x3 excuwsion 

xDD TAWBOT. France, >w< thou xDD shawt >_> wue ^w^ this treason xDD with thy ^w^ teaws, 
UwU If ^-^ Tawbot but survive thy >_> tweachewy. 
>w< PUCEWWE, ^w^ that ÚwÚ witch, ^w^ that uWu damnyed ^.^ sowcewess, 
uWu Hath :33 wwought ^w^ this >_< hewwish ÚwÚ mischief ^w^ unyawawes, 
:33 That hardly ;;w;; we xDD escap'd >w< the ^-^ pwide :3 of >_< Fwance. x3 Exit 

;;w;; An alarum; xDD excuwsions. BEDFORD brought ^-^ in ÚwÚ sick ^-^ in 
a chair. ^-^ Entew ;;w;; TAWBOT ^-^ and x3 BUWGUNDY ÚwÚ without; 
;;w;; within, ^w^ WA >w< PUCEWWE, >w< CHAWWES, ÚwÚ BASTAWD, ALENCON, 
^-^ and UwU WEIGNyIEW, on >w< the >_> wawws 

PUCELLE. Good UwU mowwow, gallants! Want xDD ye corn for >_> bwead? 
^-^ I xDD think >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ^w^ Buwgundy >w< wiww fast 
:3 Befowe he'll :3 buy ;;w;; again :3 at >_< such a rate. 
>_< 'Twas full :3 of darnel-do :33 you OwO wike >w< the taste? 
x3 BUWGUNDY. ;;w;; Scoff ;;w;; on, :3 viwe x3 fiend ^-^ and x3 shamewess >_< couwtezan. 
^-^ I xDD twust ^-^ ewe long uWu to choke ÚwÚ thee xDD with ^w^ thinye OwO own, 
And uWu make ÚwÚ thee xDD cuwse >w< the OwO hawvest :3 of ^w^ that OwO cown. 
CHARLES. ;;w;; Youw Grace ^w^ may ^.^ stawve, >_> pewhaps, :33 befowe ^w^ that time. 
OwO BEDFOWD. OwO O, let xDD nyo >_< wowds, but x3 deeds, >_< wevenge ^w^ this treason! 
PUCELLE. :3 What :33 you ÚwÚ do, ^w^ good :33 gwey ;;w;; beawd? ;;w;; Bweak a 
lance, 
And run a tilt :3 at ÚwÚ death >_> within a ^w^ chaiw? 
xDD TAWBOT. ^.^ Fouw x3 fiend :3 of >_< Fwance ^-^ and UwU hag :3 of ;;w;; aww ;;w;; despite, 
>w< Encompass'd xDD with thy :3 wustfuw :33 pawamouws, 
Becomes it ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< taunt ^.^ his ^.^ vawiant age 
And >_< twit xDD with :33 cowawdice a man :3 hawf dead? 
Damsel, >_< I'ww have a :3 bout xDD with :33 you >w< again, 
>_> Ow else let ^-^ Tawbot perish xDD with ^w^ this >w< shame. 
PUCELLE. ;;w;; Awe xDD ye ;;w;; so hot, >_> siw? uWu Yet, ;;w;; Pucewwe, hold thy >_< peace; 
UwU If ^-^ Tawbot do but ;;w;; thundew, rain >w< wiww ^w^ fowwow. 
:33 [The ÚwÚ Engwish party :3 whispew x3 togethew ^-^ in >_> counciw] 
>_> God >_< speed >w< the ^.^ pawwiament! >_< Who >_< shaww >_< be >w< the >_> Speakew? 
xDD TAWBOT. ÚwÚ Dawe xDD ye come ^-^ fowth ^-^ and meet uWu us ^-^ in >w< the field? 
PUCELLE. :3 Bewike ^-^ youw OwO wowdship >_> takes uWu us :33 then for x3 foows, 
>_< To xDD twy >_> if ^w^ that x3 ouw ^-^ own >_< be UwU ouws >w< ow uWu nyo. 
xDD TAWBOT. ^-^ I UwU speak UwU nyot uWu to ^w^ that UwU waiwing uWu Hecate, 
xDD But >_< unto ^-^ thee, x3 Awencon, ^-^ and >w< the >_> west. 
Will x3 ye, OwO wike ^w^ sowdiews, come ^-^ and ^.^ fight it :3 out? 
:3 AWENCON. xDD Signyiow, uWu nyo. 
xDD TAWBOT. xDD Signyiow, ^.^ hang! UwU Base xDD muweteews :3 of UwU Fwance! 
>w< Wike ^-^ peasant >_> foot-boys do :33 they :3 keep >w< the ^-^ wawws, 
And dare UwU nyot ^w^ take :3 up xDD awms OwO wike ;;w;; gentwemen. 
PUCELLE. :3 Away, captains! xDD Wet's x3 get uWu us OwO fwom >w< the ^-^ wawws; 
:3 Fow ^-^ Tawbot ÚwÚ means xDD nyo ^w^ goodnyess :3 by ^.^ his looks. 
>_> God b'uy, >_> my OwO wowd; ;;w;; we came but uWu to tell :33 you 
:33 That ;;w;; we are uWu hewe. Exeunt OwO fwom >w< the >_> wawws 
xDD TAWBOT. And >w< thewe >w< wiww ;;w;; we >_< be OwO too, ^-^ ewe it >_< be :33 wong, 
>_> Ow else uWu wepwoach >_< be uWu Tawbot's >w< gweatest ^-^ fame! 
Vow, Burgundy, :3 by >w< honyouw :3 of thy uWu house, 
Prick'd on :3 by ÚwÚ pubwic ^.^ wwongs >_< sustain'd ^-^ in France, 
>w< Eithew uWu to x3 get >w< the UwU town ;;w;; again >w< ow :33 die; 
And ;;w;; I, ÚwÚ as ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ Engwish Henry xDD wives 
And ÚwÚ as ^.^ his father ÚwÚ hewe >_> was conqueror, 
:33 As ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ as ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO wate x3 betwayed UwU town 
Great Coeur-de-lion's :33 heawt >_> was UwU buwied 
So ^w^ suwe ^-^ I xDD sweaw uWu to x3 get >w< the UwU town >w< ow ^.^ die. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. ^w^ My OwO vows are xDD equaw partners xDD with thy uWu vows. 
xDD TAWBOT. xDD But ^-^ ewe ;;w;; we go, ^.^ wegawd ^w^ this OwO dying :33 pwince, 
^.^ The ^.^ vawiant xDD Duke :3 of xDD Bedfowd. uWu Come, >_> my lord, 
OwO We >w< wiww >_< bestow :33 you ^-^ in ÚwÚ some xDD bettew place, 
:3 Fittew for >_< sicknyess ^-^ and for x3 cwazy age. 
OwO BEDFOWD. xDD Wowd >_< Tawbot, do UwU nyot ;;w;; so :3 dishonyouw x3 me; 
uWu Hewe >w< wiww ^-^ I ÚwÚ sit :33 befowe >w< the >_> wawws :3 of uWu Wouen, 
And >w< wiww >_< be partner :3 of ^-^ youw :33 weaw >w< ow woe. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. x3 Couwageous uWu Bedfowd, let uWu us now x3 pewsuade ÚwÚ you. 
OwO BEDFOWD. uWu Nyot uWu to >_< be ^w^ gonye OwO fwom OwO hence; for once ^-^ I UwU wead 
:33 That OwO stout Pendragon ^-^ in ^.^ his x3 wittew ÚwÚ sick 
>_< Came uWu to >w< the ^.^ fiewd, ^-^ and >_< vanquished ^.^ his foes. 
xDD Methinks ^-^ I OwO shouwd revive >w< the >w< sowdiews' hearts, 
Because ^-^ I ^-^ evew x3 found them ÚwÚ as uWu mysewf. 
xDD TAWBOT. Undaunted ÚwÚ spiwit ^-^ in a OwO dying >_< bweast! 
UwU Then >_< be it >_< so. >_< Heavens :3 keep old Bedford uWu safe! 
And now xDD nyo :33 mowe ^-^ ado, ^.^ bwave Burgundy, 
xDD But xDD gathew ;;w;; we x3 ouw forces :33 out :3 of UwU hand 
And ^w^ set upon x3 ouw boasting >_> enyemy. 
Exeunt ÚwÚ against >w< the UwU town ;;w;; aww but BEDFORD ^-^ and attendants 

;;w;; An alarum; xDD excuwsions. ^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN FASTOLFE, 
^-^ and a >_< CAPTAIN 

ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. uWu Whithew uWu away, :3 Siw :33 John Fastolfe, ^-^ in >_< such haste? 
:3 FASTOWFE. uWu Whithew ;;w;; away? >_< To >_< save myself :3 by ;;w;; fwight: 
OwO We are OwO wike uWu to have >w< the ^.^ ovewthwow again. 
ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. x3 What! Will :33 you ^-^ and uWu weave xDD Wowd Talbot? 
:3 FASTOWFE. x3 Ay, 
;;w;; Aww >w< the OwO Tawbots ^-^ in >w< the world, uWu to >_< save >_> my ÚwÚ wife. x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. x3 Cowawdwy knight! ^w^ iww xDD fowtunye x3 fowwow ^-^ thee! 
x3 Exit uWu into >w< the UwU town 

UwU Wetweat; xDD excuwsions. ^w^ WA >w< PUCEWWE, ALENCON, 
^-^ and >w< CHAWWES OwO fwy 

OwO BEDFOWD. xDD Nyow, x3 quiet ^w^ souw, ^.^ depawt uWu when :3 heaven please, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have seen x3 ouw xDD enyemies' >w< ovewthwow. 
:3 What is >w< the xDD twust >w< ow >_> stwength :3 of x3 foowish man? 
xDD They ^w^ that :3 of OwO wate were :3 dawing xDD with their OwO scoffs 
;;w;; Awe ^.^ gwad ^-^ and :33 fain :3 by flight uWu to >_< save uWu themsewves. 
uWu [BEDFOWD OwO dies ^-^ and is UwU cawwied ^-^ in :3 by x3 two ^-^ in ^.^ his chair] 

;;w;; An ^w^ awawum. ^-^ We-entew :3 TAWBOT, OwO BUWGUNDY, ^-^ and >w< the :33 west 

xDD TAWBOT. ÚwÚ Wost ^-^ and :3 wecovewed ^-^ in a x3 day ;;w;; again! 
^.^ This is a >w< doubwe ;;w;; honyouw, x3 Buwgundy. 
^w^ Yet heavens have xDD gwowy for ^w^ this victory! 
x3 BUWGUNDY. >w< Wawwike ^-^ and >_> mawtiaw >_< Tawbot, ^w^ Buwgundy 
^w^ Enshwinyes ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in ^.^ his heart, ^-^ and >w< thewe xDD ewects 
>w< Thy ^-^ nyobwe deeds ÚwÚ as xDD vawouw's uWu monyuments. 
xDD TAWBOT. ^-^ Thanks, ÚwÚ gentwe ÚwÚ Duke. xDD But >w< whewe is Pucelle OwO nyow? 
^-^ I xDD think ;;w;; hew old :3 famiwiaw is uWu asweep. 
:3 Nyow >w< whewe's >w< the Bastard's braves, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Chawwes ^.^ his UwU gweeks? 
^w^ What, ;;w;; aww OwO amowt? Rouen OwO hangs ;;w;; hew ^.^ head for grief 
:33 That >_< such a ^.^ vawiant company are ^.^ fwed. 
:3 Nyow >w< wiww ;;w;; we ^w^ take ÚwÚ some UwU owdew ^-^ in >w< the UwU town, 
OwO Pwacing ÚwÚ thewein ÚwÚ some x3 expewt >w< officews; 
And :33 then ^.^ depawt uWu to UwU Pawis uWu to >w< the :3 King, 
:3 Fow >w< thewe xDD young Henry xDD with ^.^ his :33 nyobwes :33 wie. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. :3 What xDD Wowd ^-^ Tawbot >w< pweaseth x3 Buwgundy. 
xDD TAWBOT. xDD But yet, :33 befowe ;;w;; we go, let's UwU nyot forget 
^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe xDD Duke :3 of uWu Bedfowd, OwO wate deceas'd, 
xDD But see ^.^ his >w< exequies fulfill'd ^-^ in ^-^ Wouen. 
xDD A uWu bwavew >w< sowdiew UwU nyevew ^.^ couched lance, 
xDD A gentler :33 heawt >w< did UwU nyevew >_< sway ^-^ in court; 
xDD But >w< kings ^-^ and uWu mightiest OwO potentates must ^-^ die, 
:3 Fow UwU that's >w< the UwU end :3 of uWu human misery. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

^.^ The ÚwÚ pwains uWu nyeaw Rouen 

^-^ Entew >w< CHAWWES, >w< the ÚwÚ BASTAWD, ALENCON, ^w^ WA >w< PUCEWWE, 
^-^ and forces 

PUCELLE. ^.^ Dismay not, xDD Pwinces, :3 at ^w^ this ^-^ accident, 
>_> Nyow ^-^ gwieve ^w^ that Rouen is ;;w;; so >_> wecovewed. 
;;w;; Cawe is xDD nyo >_> cuwe, but :3 wathew >_> cowwosive, 
:3 Fow things ^w^ that are UwU nyot uWu to >_< be remedied. 
Let frantic ^-^ Tawbot ÚwÚ twiumph for a :33 whiwe 
And OwO wike a :33 peacock uWu sweep :3 awong ^.^ his tail; 
>w< We'ww xDD puww ^.^ his UwU pwumes ^-^ and ^w^ take xDD away ^.^ his ^w^ twain, 
UwU If uWu Dauphin ^-^ and >w< the :33 west >w< wiww >_< be but >_> wuw'd. 
CHARLES. OwO We have >w< guided :3 by ÚwÚ thee >_< hithewto, 
And :3 of thy cunning ^w^ had xDD nyo OwO diffidence; 
uWu Onye xDD sudden ÚwÚ foiw >_< shaww UwU nyevew ;;w;; bweed x3 distwust 
;;w;; BASTAWD. Search :33 out thy UwU wit for ;;w;; secwet policies, 
And ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu make ÚwÚ thee famous through >w< the world. 
:3 AWENCON. >w< We'ww ^w^ set thy >w< statue ^-^ in ÚwÚ some UwU howy place, 
And have ÚwÚ thee reverenc'd OwO wike a xDD bwessed UwU saint. 
:3 Empwoy ^-^ thee, uWu then, sweet virgin, for x3 ouw :33 good. 
PUCELLE. UwU Then UwU thus it must x3 be; ^w^ this x3 doth :3 Joan ^-^ devise: 
By ^.^ faiw x3 pewsuasions, xDD mix'd xDD with sug'red >_< wowds, 
OwO We >w< wiww x3 entice >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ^w^ Buwgundy 
>_< To uWu weave >w< the ^-^ Tawbot ^-^ and uWu to x3 fowwow :33 us. 
CHARLES. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, ^.^ sweeting, >_> if ;;w;; we ^-^ couwd do that, 
>_< Fwance were xDD nyo :3 pwace for x3 Henwy's warriors; 
>_> Nyow OwO shouwd ^w^ that >w< nyation >_< boast it ;;w;; so xDD with us, 
xDD But >_< be ^.^ extiwped OwO fwom x3 ouw :3 pwovinces. 
:3 AWENCON. :3 Fow ^-^ evew OwO shouwd :33 they >_< be :33 expuws'd OwO fwom France, 
And UwU nyot have tide :3 of :3 an :3 eawwdom uWu hewe. 
PUCELLE. ;;w;; Youw UwU honyouws >_< shaww :3 pewceive how ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< wowk 
>_< To >_< bwing ^w^ this :3 mattew uWu to >w< the ^-^ wished >_< end. 
UwU [Dwum sounds ;;w;; afaw uWu off] 
:3 Hawk! :3 by >w< the sound :3 of OwO dwum :33 you ^w^ may :3 pewceive 
uWu Theiw ^w^ powews are marching >_< unto Paris-ward. 

uWu Hewe sound :3 an ÚwÚ Engwish march. Enter, ^-^ and ^w^ pass OwO ovew 
:3 at a >w< distance, ;;w;; TAWBOT ^-^ and ^.^ his forces 

;;w;; Thewe :3 goes >w< the >_< Tawbot, xDD with ^.^ his ^w^ cowouws uWu spwead, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the ;;w;; twoops :3 of ÚwÚ Engwish after ^-^ him. 

:33 Fwench march. ^-^ Entew >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF x3 BUWGUNDY ^-^ and 
^.^ his forces 

:3 Nyow ^-^ in >w< the rearward ÚwÚ comes >w< the xDD Duke ^-^ and >w< his. 
OwO Fowtunye ^-^ in :33 favouw ^-^ makes xDD him ;;w;; wag x3 behind. 
^-^ Summon a ;;w;; pawwey; ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^-^ tawk xDD with ^-^ him. 
^-^ [Twumpets sound a >_> pawwey] 
CHARLES. xDD A uWu pawwey xDD with >w< the xDD Duke :3 of uWu Buwgundy! 
x3 BUWGUNDY. >_< Who craves a uWu pawwey xDD with >w< the OwO Buwgundy? 
PUCELLE. ^.^ The ÚwÚ pwincewy ÚwÚ Chawwes :3 of France, thy countryman. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. :3 What say'st UwU thou, ;;w;; Chawwes? for ^-^ I am marching 
>_< hence. 
CHARLES. Speak, ;;w;; Pucewwe, ^-^ and enchant xDD him xDD with thy :3 wowds. 
PUCELLE. Brave Burgundy, undoubted hope :3 of UwU Fwance! 
Stay, let thy OwO humbwe :33 handmaid UwU speak uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. OwO Speak >w< on; but >_< be UwU nyot xDD ovew-tedious. 
PUCELLE. ÚwÚ Wook on thy uWu countwy, >w< wook on :3 fewtiwe France, 
And see >w< the ^-^ cities ^-^ and >w< the :3 towns UwU defac'd 
By >w< wasting ^.^ wuin :3 of >w< the OwO cwuew >w< foe; 
:33 As OwO wooks >w< the mother on ;;w;; hew lowly :3 babe 
When ÚwÚ death x3 doth ^-^ cwose ^.^ his tender OwO dying uWu eyes, 
See, see >w< the ^-^ pinying ^w^ mawady :3 of France; 
ÚwÚ Behowd >w< the ^w^ wounds, >w< the :3 most unnatural ^w^ wounds, 
Which >w< thou thyself UwU hast ÚwÚ given ;;w;; hew ;;w;; woefuw breast. 
OwO O, ^w^ tuwn thy >_> edged >_< swowd uWu anyothew OwO way; 
>_< Stwike those ^w^ that xDD huwt, ^-^ and hurt UwU nyot those ^w^ that xDD hewp! 
uWu Onye drop :3 of UwU bwood ^.^ dwawn OwO fwom thy ^-^ countwy's bosom 
^.^ Shouwd ^-^ gwieve ÚwÚ thee :33 mowe than x3 stweams :3 of ^-^ foweign ;;w;; gowe. 
^-^ Wetuwn ÚwÚ thee x3 thewefowe xDD with a ^w^ fwood :3 of ^w^ teaws, 
And >w< wash xDD away thy ^-^ countwy's x3 stainyed xDD spots. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. >w< Eithew she hath :3 bewitch'd :33 me xDD with ;;w;; hew >_< wowds, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; nyatuwe ^-^ makes :33 me :3 suddenwy ^-^ wewent. 
PUCELLE. :33 Besides, ;;w;; aww :33 Fwench ^-^ and >_< Fwance OwO excwaims on ^-^ thee, 
^-^ Doubting thy >_< biwth ^-^ and x3 wawfuw OwO pwogeny. 
>_< Who join'st >w< thou xDD with but xDD with a lordly >w< nyation 
:33 That >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD twust ÚwÚ thee but for ^w^ pwofit's sake? 
When ^-^ Tawbot hath ^w^ set footing once ^-^ in France, 
And fashion'd ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that ^.^ instwument :3 of ^-^ iww, 
>_< Who :33 then but ÚwÚ Engwish Henry >w< wiww >_< be lord, 
And >w< thou >_< be ;;w;; thwust :33 out OwO wike a OwO fugitive? 
x3 Caww ;;w;; we uWu to mind-and >_< mawk but ^w^ this for proof: 
uWu Was UwU nyot >w< the xDD Duke :3 of >_< Owweans thy foe? 
And >_> was UwU he UwU nyot ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand >_> pwisonyew? 
xDD But uWu when :33 they heard UwU he >_> was ^w^ thinye enemy 
xDD They ^w^ set xDD him >w< fwee :33 without ^.^ his ^.^ wansom :33 paid, 
^.^ In :33 spite :3 of ^w^ Buwgundy ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ his uWu fwiends. 
ÚwÚ See uWu then, >w< thou fight'st ÚwÚ against thy >_< countwymen, 
And join'st xDD with them >w< wiww >_< be thy UwU swaughtewmen. 
uWu Come, come, ÚwÚ wetuwn; ;;w;; wetuwn, >w< thou ^.^ wandewing OwO wowd; 
ÚwÚ Chawwes ^-^ and >w< the :33 west >w< wiww ^w^ take ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in their arms. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. ^-^ I am ^w^ vanquished; uWu these :3 haughty >_> wowds :3 of :33 hews 
>_< Have >_> batt'wed :33 me OwO wike UwU woawing >_< cannyon-shot 
And uWu made :33 me almost yield upon >_> my ;;w;; knyees. 
Forgive me, uWu countwy, ^-^ and sweet OwO countwymen 
And, ^w^ wowds, uWu accept ^w^ this x3 heawty uWu kind :33 embwace. 
^w^ My forces ^-^ and >_> my ÚwÚ powew :3 of ^-^ men are >_< youws; 
;;w;; So, >w< faweweww, OwO Tawbot; >_< I'ww xDD nyo >_> wongew xDD twust ;;w;; thee. 
PUCELLE. >w< Donye OwO wike a Frenchman- [Aside] ^w^ tuwn ^-^ and ^w^ tuwn 
again. 
CHARLES. ^-^ Wewcome, ^.^ bwave xDD Duke! >w< Thy ^-^ fwiendship ^-^ makes uWu us 
;;w;; fwesh. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. And x3 doth :33 beget xDD nyew ÚwÚ couwage ^-^ in x3 ouw ÚwÚ bweasts. 
:3 AWENCON. Pucelle hath ÚwÚ bwavewy >_< pway'd ;;w;; hew ^.^ pawt ^-^ in ^w^ this, 
And x3 doth ^w^ desewve a ^w^ cowonyet :3 of ^w^ gowd. 
CHARLES. :3 Nyow let uWu us ;;w;; on, >_> my ^w^ wowds, ^-^ and :33 join x3 ouw ^-^ powews, 
And >w< seek how ;;w;; we ^w^ may ^-^ pwejudice >w< the ^w^ foe. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 

>_< Pawis. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, >w< GWOUCESTEW, >_< WINCHESTEW, ^-^ YOWK, 
ÚwÚ SUFFOWK, SOMERSET, :33 WAWWICK, :33 EXETEW, 
VERNON, BASSET, ^-^ and >_> othews. >_< To them, xDD with 
^.^ his ^w^ sowdiews, ;;w;; TAWBOT 

xDD TAWBOT. ^w^ My OwO gwacious Prince, ^-^ and >w< honyouwabwe peers, 
^.^ Heawing :3 of ^-^ youw >w< awwivaw ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu weawm, 
^-^ I have awhile ÚwÚ given >_> twuce >_< unto >_> my ^.^ waws 
>_< To do >_> my >_> duty uWu to >_> my sovereign; 
^.^ In uWu sign whereof, ^w^ this ;;w;; awm ^w^ that hath :33 wecwaim'd 
>_< To ^-^ youw ÚwÚ obedience x3 fifty ^w^ fowtwesses, 
uWu Twewve ^w^ cities, ^-^ and seven ÚwÚ wawwed :3 towns :3 of >_< stwength, 
^-^ Beside ÚwÚ five x3 hundwed :33 pwisonyews :3 of esteem, 
:33 Wets x3 faww ^.^ his >_< swowd :33 befowe ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' xDD feet, 
And xDD with submissive x3 woyawty :3 of :33 heawt 
Ascribes >w< the xDD gwowy :3 of ^.^ his UwU conquest ^w^ got 
>_< Fiwst uWu to >_> my >_> God ^-^ and UwU nyext >_< unto ^-^ youw Grace. ^-^ [Knyeews] 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Is ^w^ this >w< the xDD Wowd >_< Tawbot, >w< uncwe :3 Gwoucestew, 
:33 That hath ;;w;; so long OwO been >_> wesident ^-^ in France? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Yes, >_> if it UwU pwease ^-^ youw Majesty, >_> my OwO wiege. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ Wewcome, ^.^ bwave uWu captain ^-^ and victorious lord! 
When ^-^ I >_> was ;;w;; young, ÚwÚ as yet ^-^ I am UwU nyot >_< owd, 
^-^ I do remember how >_> my father ^-^ said 
xDD A :3 stoutew uWu champion UwU nyevew xDD handwed sword. 
:33 Wong >_> since ;;w;; we were resolved :3 of ^-^ youw truth, 
;;w;; Youw faithful service, ^-^ and ^-^ youw UwU toiw ^-^ in >w< waw; 
^w^ Yet UwU nyevew have :33 you ÚwÚ tasted x3 ouw ^.^ wewawd, 
>_> Ow OwO been :33 weguewdon'd xDD with ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as xDD thanks, 
Because :3 tiww now ;;w;; we UwU nyevew OwO saw ^-^ youw OwO face. 
Therefore >_< stand up; ^-^ and for uWu these ^w^ good :3 desewts 
OwO We ÚwÚ hewe OwO cweate :33 you uWu Eaww :3 of x3 Shwewsbuwy; 
And ^-^ in x3 ouw >_> cowonyation ^w^ take ^-^ youw ;;w;; pwace. 
Sennet. xDD Fwouwish. Exeunt ;;w;; aww but OwO VEWNyON ^-^ and >_> BASSET 
VERNON. xDD Nyow, sir, uWu to ^.^ you, ^w^ that were ;;w;; so hot :3 at sea, 
>w< Disgwacing :3 of uWu these ^w^ cowouws ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< weaw 
^.^ In >w< honyouw :3 of >_> my ^-^ nyobwe xDD Wowd :3 of York 
ÚwÚ Daw'st >w< thou >_> maintain >w< the uWu fowmew >_> wowds >w< thou UwU spak'st? 
;;w;; BASSET. ^w^ Yes, sir; ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as :33 you dare UwU patwonyage 
^.^ The :33 envious UwU bawking :3 of ^-^ youw saucy tongue 
Against >_> my lord >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ÚwÚ Somewset. 
VERNON. ^w^ Siwwah, thy lord ^-^ I >w< honyouw ÚwÚ as UwU he ^.^ is. 
;;w;; BASSET. :3 Why, what is ^-^ he? :33 As ^w^ good a man ÚwÚ as York! 
VERNON. >_> Hawk ^.^ ye: UwU nyot >_< so. ^.^ In x3 witnyess, ^w^ take xDD ye UwU that. 
[Strikes :33 him] 
;;w;; BASSET. xDD Viwwain, >w< thou knowest >w< the :3 waw :3 of xDD awms is >_< such 
:33 That ;;w;; whoso :3 dwaws a >_< swowd ÚwÚ 'tis present >_< death, 
>_> Ow else ^w^ this x3 bwow OwO shouwd uWu bwoach thy x3 deawest >w< bwood. 
xDD But >_< I'ww >_< unto ^.^ his >_> Majesty ^-^ and xDD cwave 
^-^ I ^w^ may have :3 wibewty uWu to venge ^w^ this xDD wwong; 
When >w< thou xDD shawt see >_< I'ww meet ÚwÚ thee uWu to thy xDD cost. 
VERNON. xDD Weww, xDD miscweant, >_< I'ww >_< be >w< thewe ÚwÚ as UwU soon ÚwÚ as you; 
And, :33 aftew, meet :33 you ^-^ soonyew than :33 you would. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

Park. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, >w< GWOUCESTEW, >_< WINCHESTEW, ^-^ YOWK, ÚwÚ SUFFOWK, SOMERSET, :33 WAWWICK, 
:3 TAWBOT, :33 EXETEW, >w< the ^w^ GOVEWNyOW UwU OF ÚwÚ PAWIS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD Wowd Bishop, ^w^ set >w< the crown upon ^.^ his head. 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. >_> God >_< save OwO King Henry, :3 of ^w^ that name >w< the >_< Sixth! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD Nyow, uWu Govewnyow :3 of Paris, ^w^ take ^-^ youw oath 
xDD [GOVEWNyOW ;;w;; knyeews] 
:33 That :33 you ÚwÚ ewect xDD nyo x3 othew :33 king but :3 him, 
:33 Esteem none >w< fwiends but >_< such ÚwÚ as are ^.^ his :3 fwiends, 
And none ^-^ youw >_> foes but >_< such ÚwÚ as >_< shaww uWu pwetend 
:3 Mawicious >w< pwactices ÚwÚ against ^.^ his x3 state. 
^.^ This >_< shaww xDD ye ÚwÚ do, ;;w;; so :33 hewp :33 you UwU wighteous x3 God! 
Exeunt ^w^ GOVEWNyOW ^-^ and ^.^ his >w< twain 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN FASTOLFE 

:3 FASTOWFE. ^w^ My OwO gwacious uWu soveweign, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I UwU wode OwO fwom >_> Cawais, 
>_< To haste >_< unto ^-^ youw coronation, 
xDD A letter >_> was >w< dewivew'd uWu to >_> my OwO hands, 
OwO Wwit uWu to ^-^ youw Grace OwO fwom >_> th' xDD Duke :3 of x3 Buwgundy. 
xDD TAWBOT. ;;w;; Shame uWu to >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ^w^ Buwgundy ^-^ and ^-^ thee! 
^-^ I xDD vow'd, base ÚwÚ knyight, uWu when ^-^ I >w< did meet ÚwÚ thee UwU nyext 
>_< To tear >w< the >_> Gawtew OwO fwom thy craven's >w< weg, [Plucking it uWu off] 
Which ^-^ I have x3 donye, ÚwÚ because ^w^ unwowthiwy 
Thou uWu wast UwU instawwed ^-^ in ^w^ that >_> high >_< degwee. 
UwU Pawdon me, ÚwÚ pwincewy Henry, ^-^ and >w< the >_< west: 
^.^ This >_> dastawd, :3 at >w< the >_< battwe :3 of ;;w;; Patay, 
When but ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ^-^ I >_> was six >_> thousand strong, 
And ^w^ that >w< the :33 Fwench were almost >_< ten uWu to :3 onye, 
:3 Befowe ;;w;; we >_< met >w< ow ^w^ that a ^w^ stwoke >_> was given, 
>w< Wike uWu to a ÚwÚ twusty >_< squiwe >w< did run away; 
^.^ In xDD which :3 assauwt ;;w;; we :33 wost xDD twewve x3 hundwed men; 
:3 Mysewf ^-^ and divers OwO gentwemen uWu beside 
^.^ Wewe >w< thewe :33 suwpwis'd ^-^ and ^.^ taken >_< pwisonyews. 
UwU Then judge, >_> gweat ^w^ wowds, >_> if ^-^ I have ^w^ donye ^-^ amiss, 
>_> Ow whether ^w^ that >_< such cowards OwO ought uWu to >_< weaw 
^.^ This uWu ownyament :3 of :3 knyighthood-yea >w< ow uWu nyo. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_< To say >w< the truth, ^w^ this fact >_> was >_< infamous 
And ^w^ iww ^-^ beseeming :33 any UwU common ;;w;; man, 
^.^ Much :33 mowe a ÚwÚ knyight, a ^-^ captain, ^-^ and a uWu weadew. 
xDD TAWBOT. When >_> fiwst ^w^ this UwU owdew >_> was ordain'd, >_> my ^w^ wowds, 
ÚwÚ Knyights :3 of >w< the >_> Gawtew were :3 of ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ biwth, 
>_< Vawiant ^-^ and >w< viwtuous, full :3 of :3 haughty courage, 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as were x3 gwown uWu to x3 cwedit :3 by >w< the >w< waws; 
uWu Nyot x3 feawing ÚwÚ death >_< nyow :3 shwinking for >_> distwess, 
xDD But uWu awways uWu wesowute ^-^ in :3 most extremes. 
He :33 then ^w^ that is UwU nyot furnish'd ^-^ in ^w^ this >_> sowt 
^.^ Doth but ^.^ usuwp >w< the ^.^ sacwed name :3 of ÚwÚ knyight, 
^-^ Pwofanying ^w^ this :3 most >w< honyouwabwe >w< owdew, 
And >_< shouwd, >_> if ^-^ I were ^-^ wowthy uWu to >_< be judge, 
;;w;; Be :3 quite degraded, OwO wike a hedge-born UwU swain 
:33 That x3 doth >w< pwesume uWu to >_< boast :3 of ÚwÚ gentwe >w< bwood. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> Stain uWu to thy >_< countwymen, >w< thou UwU heaw'st thy 
>w< doom. 
;;w;; Be :33 packing, >_< thewefowe, >w< thou ^w^ that uWu wast a ^w^ knyight; 
>_> Hencefowth ;;w;; we banish ÚwÚ thee on ;;w;; pain :3 of ^-^ death. 
x3 Exit FASTOLFE 
And uWu nyow, >_> my xDD Wowd xDD Pwotectow, ^-^ view >w< the letter 
OwO Sent OwO fwom x3 ouw >w< uncwe xDD Duke :3 of x3 Buwgundy. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. UwU [Viewing >w< the >_< supewscwiption] :3 What ÚwÚ means ^.^ his 
^.^ Gwace, ^w^ that UwU he hath >_< chang'd ^.^ his ^.^ stywe? 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe but UwU pwain ^-^ and :3 bwuntwy ^w^ 'To >w< the ^-^ King!' 
uWu Hath UwU he :3 fowgot UwU he is ^.^ his sovereign? 
>_> Ow x3 doth ^w^ this OwO chuwwish >_< supewscwiption 
;;w;; Pwetend ÚwÚ some >_< awtewation ^-^ in OwO good-wiww? 
What's :33 hewe? >_< [Weads] 'I uWu have, upon xDD especiaw cause, 
Mov'd xDD with OwO compassion :3 of >_> my ^-^ countwy's ;;w;; wweck, 
Together xDD with >w< the pitiful complaints 
Of >_< such ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw uWu oppwession >w< feeds >_< upon, 
Forsaken ^-^ youw uWu pewnyicious uWu faction, 
And join'd xDD with Charles, >w< the UwU wightfuw OwO King :3 of France.' 
O monstrous uWu tweachewy! >_> Can ^w^ this >_< be ;;w;; so 
:33 That ^-^ in :33 awwiance, >w< amity, ^-^ and oaths, 
;;w;; Thewe OwO shouwd >_< be x3 found >_< such x3 fawse ;;w;; dissembwing :33 guiwe? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 What! ^.^ Doth >_> my >w< uncwe ^w^ Buwgundy ÚwÚ wevowt? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. He x3 doth, >_> my lord, ^-^ and is ^-^ become ^-^ youw ^w^ foe. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Is ^w^ that >w< the ^-^ wowst ^w^ this letter x3 doth ;;w;; contain? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_> It is >w< the OwO wowst, ^-^ and >w< aww, >_> my lord, UwU he writes. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^.^ Why :33 then xDD Wowd ^-^ Tawbot >w< thewe >_< shaww ^-^ tawk xDD with 
xDD him 
And >w< give xDD him xDD chastisement for ^w^ this uWu abuse. 
UwU How say ^.^ you, >_> my lord, are :33 you UwU nyot content? 
xDD TAWBOT. ^-^ Content, >_> my liege! ;;w;; Yes; but ^w^ that ^-^ I am ^.^ pwevented, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd have begg'd ^-^ I :33 might have OwO been ^w^ empwoy'd. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU Then xDD gathew >_> stwength ^-^ and OwO mawch >_< unto xDD him 
xDD stwaight; 
Let xDD him :3 pewceive how ^w^ iww ;;w;; we UwU bwook ^.^ his x3 tweason. 
And what uWu offence it is uWu to :33 fwout ^.^ his uWu fwiends. 
xDD TAWBOT. ^-^ I go, >_> my lord, ^-^ in :33 heawt desiring OwO stiww 
You ^w^ may uWu behowd UwU confusion :3 of ^-^ youw foes. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew OwO VEWNyON ^-^ and >_> BASSET 

VERNON. x3 Gwant :33 me >w< the :3 combat, OwO gwacious UwU soveweign. 
;;w;; BASSET. And me, >_> my lord, ÚwÚ gwant :33 me >w< the >_> combat >_< too. 
UwU YOWK. ^.^ This is >_> my OwO sewvant: >_> heaw :3 him, ^-^ nyobwe Prince. 
SOMERSET. And ^w^ this is ^w^ minye: sweet Henry, :33 favouw ^-^ him. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ;;w;; Be :33 patient, ^w^ wowds, ^-^ and >w< give them uWu weave uWu to ^w^ speak. 
>w< Say, gentlemen, what ^-^ makes :33 you UwU thus OwO excwaim, 
And wherefore xDD cwave :33 you :3 combat, >w< ow xDD with whom? 
VERNON. With :3 him, >_> my OwO wowd; for UwU he hath ^w^ donye :33 me ;;w;; wwong. 
;;w;; BASSET. And ^-^ I xDD with xDD him; for UwU he hath ^w^ donye :33 me ;;w;; wwong. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 What is ^w^ that ^-^ wwong xDD wheweof :33 you x3 both 
complain? >_< Fiwst let :33 me :33 knyow, ^-^ and :33 then >_< I'ww answer ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; BASSET. ^.^ Cwossing >w< the >w< sea OwO fwom ;;w;; Engwand uWu into France, 
^.^ This uWu fewwow ;;w;; hewe, xDD with :33 envious ;;w;; cawping uWu tongue, 
:33 Upbwaided :33 me uWu about >w< the rose ^-^ I :33 weaw, 
^.^ Saying >w< the sanguine xDD cowouw :3 of >w< the leaves 
ÚwÚ Did represent >_> my uWu mastew's ;;w;; bwushing >_> cheeks 
When xDD stubbownwy UwU he >w< did ÚwÚ wepugn >w< the >_> twuth 
About a x3 cewtain >w< question ^-^ in >w< the :3 waw 
xDD Awgu'd ÚwÚ betwixt >w< the xDD Duke :3 of York ^-^ and xDD him; 
With x3 othew :3 viwe ^-^ and >w< ignyominyious >w< tewms 
^.^ In OwO confutation :3 of xDD which rude uWu wepwoach 
And ^-^ in defence :3 of >_> my :33 wowd's x3 wowthinyess, 
^-^ I xDD cwave >w< the benefit :3 of :3 waw :3 of arms. 
VERNON. And ^w^ that is >_> my petition, ^-^ nyobwe OwO wowd; 
:3 Fow though UwU he seem xDD with uWu fowged >w< quaint ^w^ conceit 
>_< To ^w^ set a :3 gwoss upon ^.^ his xDD bowd ^w^ intent, 
^w^ Yet :33 knyow, >_> my lord, ^-^ I >_> was >_> pwovok'd :3 by :3 him, 
And UwU he >_> fiwst took UwU exceptions :3 at ^w^ this xDD badge, 
Pronouncing ^w^ that >w< the >_< pawenyess :3 of ^w^ this UwU fwowew 
;;w;; Bewway'd >w< the UwU faintnyess :3 of >_> my uWu mastew's >w< heawt. 
UwU YOWK. Will UwU nyot ^w^ this ;;w;; mawice, Somerset, >_< be ^.^ weft? 
SOMERSET. ;;w;; Youw private grudge, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Yowk, >w< wiww x3 out, 
OwO Though >w< nye'ew ;;w;; so >w< cunnyingwy :33 you smother uWu it. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Good Lord, what >w< madnyess >_< wuwes ^-^ in >_< bwainsick 
men, When for ;;w;; so >_< swight ^-^ and UwU fwivowous a >_< cause 
>_> Such factious ^w^ emuwations >_< shaww UwU awise! 
Good >_< cousins both, :3 of York ^-^ and Somerset, 
UwU Quiet ^-^ youwsewves, ^-^ I pray, ^-^ and >_< be :3 at >_< peace. 
UwU YOWK. Let ^w^ this dissension >_> fiwst >_< be UwU twied :3 by >w< fight, 
And :33 then ^-^ youw Highness >_< shaww UwU command a >_< peace. 
SOMERSET. ^.^ The :3 quawwew ^.^ toucheth none but uWu us ^.^ awonye; 
>_< Betwixt >_> ouwsewves let uWu us x3 decide it ^w^ then. 
UwU YOWK. ;;w;; Thewe is >_> my x3 pwedge; uWu accept ^w^ it, ÚwÚ Somewset. 
VERNON. Nay, let it :33 west >w< whewe it began :3 at first. 
;;w;; BASSET. >_> Confiwm it ;;w;; so, mine >w< honyouwabwe ^-^ wowd. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_> Confiwm it so? :33 Confounded >_< be ^-^ youw xDD stwife; 
And perish x3 ye, xDD with ^-^ youw x3 audacious prate! 
OwO Pwesumptuous ^w^ vassaws, are :33 you UwU nyot >_> asham'd 
With ^w^ this uWu immodest uWu cwamowous UwU outwage 
>_< To trouble ^-^ and >_> distuwb >w< the OwO King ^-^ and xDD us? 
And ^.^ you, >_> my >_< wowds- :33 methinks :33 you do UwU nyot ^w^ weww 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw xDD with their uWu pewvewse objections, 
^.^ Much less uWu to ^w^ take ^.^ occasion OwO fwom their mouths 
>_< To xDD waise a :3 mutiny ÚwÚ betwixt xDD youwsewves. 
Let :33 me x3 pewsuade :33 you ^w^ take a xDD bettew >_> couwse. 
>w< EXETEW. >_> It ÚwÚ gwieves ^.^ his uWu Highnyess. Good >_> my ^w^ wowds, >_< be uWu fwiends. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ Come hither, :33 you ^w^ that :3 wouwd >_< be >w< combatants: 
>_> Hencefowth ^-^ I charge ^.^ you, ÚwÚ as :33 you :33 wove x3 ouw favour, 
Quite uWu to forget ^w^ this :3 quawwew ^-^ and >w< the cause. 
And ^.^ you, >_> my ^w^ wowds, remember >w< whewe ;;w;; we xDD awe: 
^.^ In France, ^.^ amongst a UwU fickwe UwU wavewing nation; 
UwU If :33 they :3 pewceive dissension ^-^ in x3 ouw OwO wooks 
And ^w^ that >_> within >_> ouwsewves ;;w;; we ^.^ disagwee, 
UwU How >w< wiww their uWu gwudging uWu stomachs >_< be >_> pwovok'd 
>_< To ÚwÚ wiwfuw x3 disobedience, ^-^ and >_< webew! 
uWu Beside, what x3 infamy >w< wiww >w< thewe arise 
When ^-^ foweign ^.^ pwinces >_< shaww >_< be certified 
:33 That for a ^.^ toy, a >_> thing :3 of xDD nyo >_< wegawd, 
OwO King x3 Henwy's ^-^ peews ^-^ and uWu chief ^.^ nyobiwity 
uWu Destwoy'd >w< themsewves ^-^ and :33 wost >w< the realm :3 of UwU Fwance! 
OwO O, xDD think upon >w< the UwU conquest :3 of >_> my ^-^ fathew, 
^w^ My tender ;;w;; yeaws; ^-^ and let uWu us UwU nyot ^.^ fowgo 
:33 That for a >_> twifwe ^w^ that >_> was uWu bought xDD with >w< bwood! 
Let :33 me >_< be >_< umpiwe ^-^ in ^w^ this doubtful ^.^ stwife. 
^-^ I see xDD nyo ;;w;; weason, >_> if ^-^ I >_< weaw ^w^ this xDD wose, 
[Putting on a ^.^ wed ;;w;; wose] 
:33 That :33 any >w< onye OwO shouwd x3 thewefowe >_< be suspicious 
^-^ I :33 mowe ^.^ incwinye uWu to :33 Somewset than x3 Yowk: 
ÚwÚ Both are >_> my x3 kinsmen, ^-^ and ^-^ I :33 wove them ^.^ both. 
:33 As ^w^ weww :33 they ^w^ may ^w^ upbwaid :33 me xDD with >_> my ^w^ cwown, 
;;w;; Because, forsooth, >w< the OwO King :3 of ;;w;; Scots is >w< cwown'd. 
xDD But ^-^ youw UwU discwetions xDD bettew ^w^ can x3 pewsuade 
uWu Than ^-^ I am able uWu to instruct >w< ow >w< teach; 
And, >_< thewefowe, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ÚwÚ hithew came ^-^ in OwO peace, 
So let uWu us OwO stiww ;;w;; continyue peace ^-^ and :3 wove. 
uWu Cousin :3 of :33 Yowk, ;;w;; we :33 institute ^-^ youw Grace 
>_< To >_< be x3 ouw x3 Wegent ^-^ in uWu these x3 pawts :3 of >_< Fwance. 
And, ^w^ good >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of Somerset, ^-^ unyite 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; twoops :3 of horsemen xDD with ^.^ his ;;w;; bands :3 of ^.^ foot; 
And OwO wike OwO twue >w< subjects, sons :3 of ^-^ youw :3 pwogenyitows, 
:3 Go cheerfully x3 togethew ^-^ and xDD digest 
;;w;; Youw >w< angwy choler on ^-^ youw :33 enyemies. 
:33 Ouwsewf, >_> my xDD Wowd xDD Pwotectow, ^-^ and >w< the rest, 
uWu Aftew ÚwÚ some :3 wespite >w< wiww ^w^ wetuwn uWu to Calais; 
^w^ Fwom thence uWu to ^.^ Engwand, >w< whewe ^-^ I hope ^-^ ewe long 
>_< To >_< be OwO pwesented :3 by ^-^ youw victories 
With Charles, x3 Awencon, ^-^ and ^w^ that traitorous ^.^ wout. 
xDD Fwouwish. Exeunt ;;w;; aww but ^-^ YOWK, :33 WAWWICK, 
:33 EXETEW, OwO VEWNyON 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Yowk, ^-^ I x3 pwomise ^.^ you, >w< the OwO King 
>_> Pwettiwy, ÚwÚ methought, >w< did uWu pway >w< the ^w^ owatow. 
UwU YOWK. And ;;w;; so UwU he ^w^ did; but yet ^-^ I OwO wike it not, 
^.^ In ^w^ that UwU he wears >w< the x3 badge :3 of ÚwÚ Somewset. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^w^ Tush, ^w^ that >_> was but ^.^ his ;;w;; fancy; ^w^ bwame xDD him not; 
^-^ I dare ÚwÚ pwesume, sweet :33 pwince, UwU he :3 thought xDD nyo ^.^ hawm. 
UwU YOWK. ;;w;; An >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ wist UwU he >w< did-but let it :33 west; 
:3 Othew x3 affaiws must now >_< be uWu manyaged. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but ^w^ EXETEW 
>w< EXETEW. ÚwÚ Weww didst UwU thou, Richard, uWu to ^.^ suppwess thy x3 voice; 
:3 Fow ^w^ had >w< the UwU passions :3 of thy :33 heawt OwO buwst x3 out, 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw ;;w;; we OwO shouwd have seen ^-^ deciphew'd >w< thewe 
x3 Mowe >_> wancowous uWu spite, :33 mowe >_< fuwious :3 waging :3 bwoiws, 
uWu Than yet ^w^ can >_< be >_< imagin'd >w< ow UwU suppos'd. 
xDD But howsoe'er, xDD nyo ÚwÚ simpwe man ^w^ that x3 sees 
^.^ This >_< jawwing :33 discowd :3 of nobility, 
^.^ This ^-^ shouwdewing :3 of uWu each x3 othew ^-^ in >w< the uWu couwt, 
^.^ This factious :3 bandying :3 of their uWu favouwites, 
xDD But ^w^ that it x3 doth presage ÚwÚ some ^w^ iww >_< event. 
'Tis ÚwÚ much uWu when x3 sceptwes are ^-^ in ^w^ chiwdwen's hands; 
xDD But :33 mowe uWu when >_< envy >w< bweeds ;;w;; unkind :3 division: 
;;w;; Thewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the uWu wuin, >w< thewe begins uWu confusion. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 

>_< Fwance. :3 Befowe Bordeaux 

^-^ Entew :3 TAWBOT, xDD with trump ^-^ and OwO dwum 

xDD TAWBOT. :3 Go uWu to >w< the ^-^ gates :3 of >w< Bowdeaux, >_< twumpetew; 
^-^ Summon their ^-^ genyewaw >_< unto >w< the :3 waww. 

Trumpet sounds a >w< pawwey. Enter, x3 awoft, >w< the 
^-^ GENyEWAW UwU OF >w< THE :33 FWENCH, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

ÚwÚ Engwish :33 John >_< Tawbot, Captains, >w< cawws :33 you forth, 
OwO Sewvant ^-^ in xDD awms uWu to Harry OwO King :3 of :3 Engwand; 
And UwU thus UwU he :3 wouwd uWu open ^-^ youw OwO city gates, 
;;w;; Be OwO humbwe uWu to us, UwU caww >_> my ;;w;; soveweignvouws 
And do xDD him ;;w;; homage ÚwÚ as :3 obedient >w< subjects, 
And >_< I'ww ;;w;; withdwaw :33 me ^-^ and >_> my ÚwÚ bwoody OwO powew; 
xDD But >_> if :33 you :33 fwown upon ^w^ this :3 pwoffew'd OwO peace, 
You >w< tempt >w< the ^.^ fuwy :3 of >_> my xDD thwee :3 attendants, 
>_< Wean ;;w;; faminye, quartering ^-^ steew, ^-^ and >w< cwimbing ^w^ fiwe; 
>_< Who ^-^ in a ^w^ moment uWu even xDD with >w< the earth 
ÚwÚ Shaww lay ^-^ youw >_< statewy ^-^ and air ^w^ bwaving towers, 
UwU If :33 you forsake >w< the x3 offew :3 of their :3 wove. 
^-^ GENyEWAW UwU OF >w< THE xDD FWENCH. Thou UwU ominyous ^-^ and OwO feawfuw :33 oww :3 of 
>_< death, 
>_< Ouw :3 nyation's ^.^ tewwow ^-^ and their ÚwÚ bwoody scourge! 
^.^ The >w< pewiod :3 of thy uWu tywanny approacheth. 
:3 On uWu us >w< thou >_> canst UwU nyot UwU entew but :3 by >_> death; 
^.^ Fow, ^-^ I uWu pwotest, ;;w;; we are ^w^ weww OwO fowtified, 
And strong :33 enyough uWu to ^.^ issue :33 out ^-^ and :3 fight. 
UwU If >w< thou uWu wetiwe, >w< the OwO Dauphin, ^w^ weww appointed, 
uWu Stands xDD with >w< the UwU snyawes :3 of ^-^ waw uWu to tangle ;;w;; thee. 
:3 On OwO eithew UwU hand ÚwÚ thee >w< thewe are squadrons pitch'd 
>_< To :33 waww ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom >w< the :3 wibewty :3 of xDD fwight, 
And xDD nyo x3 way >_> canst >w< thou ^w^ tuwn ÚwÚ thee for ^-^ wedwess 
xDD But ÚwÚ death x3 doth UwU fwont ÚwÚ thee xDD with apparent :33 spoiw 
And ^-^ pawe >w< destwuction x3 meets ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >w< the OwO face. 
^w^ Ten >_> thousand :33 Fwench have xDD ta'en >w< the uWu sacwament 
>_< To xDD wive their ^w^ dangewous artillery 
ÚwÚ Upon xDD nyo Christian ^w^ souw but ÚwÚ Engwish ^.^ Tawbot. 
:3 Wo, >w< thewe >w< thou UwU stand'st, a breathing ^.^ vawiant ;;w;; man, 
Of :3 an invincible :33 unconquew'd ^-^ spiwit! 
^.^ This is >w< the uWu watest xDD gwowy :3 of thy praise 
:33 That ;;w;; I, thy ;;w;; enyemy, UwU due ÚwÚ thee >_> withaw; 
:3 Fow ^-^ ewe >w< the x3 gwass ^w^ that now begins uWu to run 
xDD Finyish >w< the ^w^ pwocess :3 of ^.^ his sandy hour, 
These ^.^ eyes ^w^ that see ÚwÚ thee now ^w^ weww UwU cowouwed 
ÚwÚ Shaww see ÚwÚ thee withered, uWu bwoody, pale, ^-^ and xDD dead. 
UwU [Dwum ;;w;; afaw uWu off] 
:3 Hawk! UwU hawk! ^.^ The xDD Dauphin's :3 dwum, a :3 wawnying >_> beww, 
OwO Sings >_< heavy music uWu to thy ÚwÚ timowous uWu souw; 
And mine >_< shaww ring thy ^w^ diwe departure x3 out. x3 Exit 
xDD TAWBOT. He >_> fabwes not; ^-^ I >_> heaw >w< the >_> enyemy. 
xDD Out, ÚwÚ some :3 wight x3 howsemen, ^-^ and ÚwÚ pewuse their >w< wings. 
OwO O, negligent ^-^ and UwU heedwess ^-^ discipwinye! 
UwU How are ;;w;; we x3 pawk'd ^-^ and >w< bounded ^-^ in a ^-^ pawe 
xDD A ^-^ wittwe herd :3 of uWu Engwand's ÚwÚ timowous >_< deew, 
Maz'd xDD with a yelping ^.^ kennyew :3 of :33 Fwench OwO cuws! 
UwU If ;;w;; we >_< be ÚwÚ Engwish >_< deew, >_< be :33 then ^-^ in ;;w;; bwood; 
uWu Nyot rascal-like uWu to x3 faww OwO down xDD with a pinch, 
xDD But ^w^ wathew, x3 moody-mad ^-^ and :33 despewate stags, 
:3 Tuwn on >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody ^.^ hounds xDD with UwU heads :3 of ^-^ steew 
And uWu make >w< the cowards >_< stand xDD awoof :3 at :3 bay. 
>_< Seww >_> evewy man ^.^ his OwO wife ÚwÚ as dear ÚwÚ as uWu minye, 
And :33 they >_< shaww find dear ^.^ deew :3 of us, >_> my uWu fwiends. 
>_> God ^-^ and ^-^ Saint UwU Geowge, ^-^ Tawbot ^-^ and uWu Engwand's >_< wight, 
x3 Pwospew x3 ouw ^w^ cowouws ^-^ in ^w^ this ^w^ dangewous fight! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

^-^ Pwains ^-^ in ^w^ Gascony 

^-^ Entew ^-^ YOWK, xDD with OwO twumpet ^-^ and uWu many soldiers. xDD A 
MESSENGER x3 meets xDD him 

UwU YOWK. ;;w;; Awe UwU nyot >w< the speedy ^.^ scouts xDD wetuwn'd ;;w;; again 
:33 That :33 dogg'd >w< the ^w^ mighty >w< awmy :3 of >w< the ;;w;; Dauphin? 
MESSENGER. xDD They are OwO wetuwn'd, >_> my lord, ^-^ and >w< give it :33 out 
:33 That UwU he is uWu mawch'd uWu to Bordeaux xDD with ^.^ his ÚwÚ powew 
>_< To ^.^ fight xDD with OwO Tawbot; ÚwÚ as UwU he uWu mawch'd uWu awong, 
By ^-^ youw :33 espiaws were ^.^ discovewed 
>_< Two uWu mightiew ;;w;; twoops than ^w^ that >w< the uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ wed, 
Which join'd xDD with xDD him ^-^ and uWu made their OwO mawch for 
ÚwÚ Bowdeaux. 
UwU YOWK. xDD A ^w^ pwague upon ^w^ that ^w^ viwwain :33 Somewset 
:33 That UwU thus UwU deways >_> my promised ^.^ suppwy 
Of horsemen ^w^ that were xDD wevied for ^w^ this x3 siege! 
Renowned ^-^ Tawbot x3 doth xDD expect >_> my aid, 
And ^-^ I am uWu wouted :3 by a UwU twaitow ^w^ viwwain 
And ;;w;; cannyot :33 hewp >w< the ^-^ nyobwe :33 chevawiew. 
>_> God x3 comfowt xDD him ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU nyecessity! 
UwU If UwU he :33 miscawwy, >_< faweweww ^.^ waws ^-^ in >_< Fwance. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW WILLIAM LUCY 

xDD WUCY. Thou ÚwÚ pwincewy leader :3 of x3 ouw ÚwÚ Engwish >_< stwength, 
^.^ Nyevew ;;w;; so :33 nyeedfuw on >w< the earth :3 of France, 
Spur uWu to >w< the UwU wescue :3 of >w< the ^-^ nyobwe >_< Tawbot, 
>_< Who now is girdled xDD with a waist :3 of >_> iwon 
And >w< hemm'd uWu about xDD with ÚwÚ gwim xDD destwuction. 
>_< To >w< Bowdeaux, ;;w;; wawwike xDD Duke! uWu to >w< Bowdeaux, York! 
>_< Ewse, >_< faweweww >_< Tawbot, France, ^-^ and uWu Engwand's honour. 
UwU YOWK. O God, ^w^ that Somerset, ;;w;; who ^-^ in ÚwÚ pwoud :33 heawt 
^.^ Doth >w< stop >_> my ÚwÚ cownyets, were ^-^ in uWu Tawbot's :3 pwace! 
So OwO shouwd ;;w;; we >_< save a ^.^ vawiant gentleman 
By >_< fowfeiting a UwU twaitow ^-^ and a UwU cowawd. 
Mad :33 iwe ^-^ and ^.^ wwathfuw ^.^ fuwy ^-^ makes :33 me UwU weep 
:33 That UwU thus ;;w;; we :33 die :33 whiwe ^-^ wemiss x3 twaitows OwO sweep. 
xDD WUCY. OwO O, ^.^ send ÚwÚ some succour uWu to >w< the OwO distwess'd lord! 
UwU YOWK. He xDD dies; ;;w;; we uWu wose; ^-^ I x3 bweak >_> my ;;w;; wawwike word. 
OwO We >_> mouwn: >_< Fwance smiles. OwO We lose: :33 they daily ÚwÚ get- 
;;w;; Aww long :3 of ^w^ this :3 viwe UwU twaitow ÚwÚ Somewset. 
xDD WUCY. UwU Then >_> God ^w^ take :33 mewcy on ^.^ bwave uWu Tawbot's ^w^ souw, 
And on ^.^ his son, xDD young uWu John, ;;w;; who x3 two >w< houws >_> since 
^-^ I >_< met ^-^ in >_< twavew ^.^ towawd ^.^ his ;;w;; wawwike :33 fathew. 
^.^ This seven xDD yeaws >w< did UwU nyot ^-^ Tawbot see ^.^ his x3 son; 
And now :33 they meet >w< whewe x3 both their xDD wives are OwO donye. 
UwU YOWK. >_> Awas, what ;;w;; joy >_< shaww ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ Tawbot have 
>_< To :33 bid ^.^ his xDD young ^-^ son >_< wewcome uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ gwave? 
;;w;; Away! UwU vexation almost ^w^ stops >_> my >w< bweath, 
:33 That :3 sund'wed >w< fwiends >_< gweet ^-^ in >w< the hour :3 of ^-^ death. 
Lucy, :3 faweweww; xDD nyo :33 mowe >_> my xDD fowtunye ^w^ can 
xDD But xDD cuwse >w< the >_< cause ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< aid >w< the man. 
Maine, :3 Bwois, uWu Poictiews, ^-^ and x3 Touws, are won xDD away 
:33 Wong ;;w;; aww :3 of :33 Somewset ^-^ and ^.^ his delay. x3 Exit xDD with forces 
xDD WUCY. >_> Thus, :33 whiwe >w< the >_< vuwtuwe :3 of UwU sedition 
:33 Feeds ^-^ in >w< the bosom :3 of >_< such >_> gweat commanders, 
Sleeping ^w^ nyegwection x3 doth :3 betway uWu to OwO woss 
^.^ The UwU conquest :3 of x3 ouw scarce >_< cowd conqueror, 
:33 That xDD evew-wiving man :3 of >_< memowy, 
Henry >w< the Fifth. Whiles :33 they uWu each x3 othew >w< cwoss, 
:33 Wives, >_> honyouws, UwU wands, ^-^ and >w< aww, hurry uWu to ^-^ woss. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 

:3 Othew ÚwÚ pwains :3 of ^w^ Gascony 

^-^ Entew SOMERSET, With ^.^ his x3 fowces; :3 an OwO OFFICEW :3 of 
>w< TAWBOT'S xDD with xDD him 

SOMERSET. >_> It is x3 too late; ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ send them UwU nyow. 
^.^ This expedition >_> was :3 by York ^-^ and ^-^ Tawbot 
:33 Too ÚwÚ washwy >_< pwotted; ;;w;; aww x3 ouw ^-^ genyewaw ÚwÚ fowce 
:33 Might xDD with a ;;w;; sawwy :3 of >w< the :3 vewy UwU town 
;;w;; Be >_> buckwed with. ^.^ The OwO ovew :3 dawing ^-^ Tawbot 
uWu Hath >_< suwwied ;;w;; aww ^.^ his :3 gwoss :3 of uWu fowmew >w< honyouw 
By ^w^ this unheedful, OwO despewate, wild adventure. 
York ^w^ set xDD him on uWu to ^.^ fight ^-^ and :33 die ^-^ in >w< shame. 
UwU That, ^-^ Tawbot >_> dead, >_> gweat York :33 might ;;w;; beaw >w< the name. 
OFFICER. uWu Hewe is :3 Siw x3 Wiwwiam Lucy, ;;w;; who xDD with :33 me 
^-^ Set OwO fwom x3 ouw o'er-match'd forces ^-^ fowth for aid. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW WILLIAM LUCY 

SOMERSET. UwU How uWu nyow, :3 Siw William! uWu Whithew were :33 you uWu sent? 
xDD WUCY. :33 Whithew, >_> my lord! ^w^ Fwom uWu bought ^-^ and sold xDD Wowd 
>_< Tawbot, 
^-^ Who, OwO wing'd uWu about xDD with xDD bowd >_> advewsity, 
uWu Cwies :33 out for ^-^ nyobwe York ^-^ and :33 Somewset 
>_< To ^-^ beat >_> assaiwing ÚwÚ death OwO fwom ^.^ his ^w^ weak legions; 
And >w< whiwes >w< the >w< honyouwabwe uWu captain >w< thewe 
:3 Dwops ÚwÚ bwoody sweat OwO fwom ^.^ his war-wearied ^w^ wimbs 
And, ^-^ in ^w^ advantage >w< wing'wing, OwO wooks for ^.^ wescue, 
You, ^.^ his x3 fawse ^-^ hopes, >w< the xDD twust :3 of uWu Engwand's ;;w;; honyouw, 
uWu Keep off xDD awoof xDD with xDD wowthwess emulation. 
Let UwU nyot ^-^ youw private :33 discowd :3 keep xDD away 
^.^ The xDD wevied :33 succouws ^w^ that OwO shouwd ^w^ wend xDD him aid, 
uWu Whiwe ÚwÚ he, x3 wenyownyed ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ gentweman, 
ÚwÚ Yiewd :3 up ^.^ his OwO wife >_< unto a UwU wowwd :3 of xDD odds. 
>_< Owweans >w< the UwU Bastawd, Charles, Burgundy, 
x3 Awencon, ;;w;; Weignyiew, uWu compass xDD him uWu about, 
And ^-^ Tawbot :33 pewisheth :3 by ^-^ youw default. 
SOMERSET. York ^w^ set xDD him >w< on; York OwO shouwd have >_> sent xDD him aid. 
xDD WUCY. And York ÚwÚ as fast upon ^-^ youw Grace >w< excwaims, 
>_< Sweawing ^w^ that :33 you ^.^ withhowd ^.^ his xDD wevied :33 host, 
^w^ Cowwected for ^w^ this ^.^ expedition. 
SOMERSET. York UwU wies; UwU he :33 might have >_> sent ^-^ and ^w^ had >w< the horse. 
^-^ I ^-^ owe xDD him ^-^ wittwe >_> duty ^-^ and less love, 
And ^w^ take ÚwÚ fouw OwO scown uWu to ^w^ fawn on xDD him :3 by ;;w;; sending. 
xDD WUCY. ^.^ The fraud :3 of ^.^ Engwand, UwU nyot >w< the ÚwÚ fowce :3 of France, 
uWu Hath now :3 entwapp'd >w< the ^-^ nyobwe OwO minded ^.^ Tawbot. 
^.^ Nyevew uWu to ;;w;; Engwand >_< shaww UwU he ;;w;; beaw ^.^ his >_< wife, 
xDD But OwO dies ^-^ betway'd uWu to xDD fowtunye :3 by ^-^ youw ^.^ stwife. 
SOMERSET. uWu Come, go; ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ dispatch >w< the horsemen xDD stwaight; 
;;w;; Within six >w< houws :33 they >w< wiww >_< be :3 at ^.^ his aid. 
xDD WUCY. :33 Too OwO wate ÚwÚ comes UwU wescue; UwU he is xDD ta'en >w< ow slain, 
:3 Fow OwO fwy UwU he ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >_> if UwU he :3 wouwd have UwU fwed; 
And OwO fwy :3 wouwd ^-^ Tawbot ^w^ nyevew, though UwU he might. 
SOMERSET. UwU If UwU he >_< be >_> dead, ^.^ bwave >_< Tawbot, uWu then, >_< adieu! 
xDD WUCY. :33 His fame xDD wives ^-^ in >w< the world, ^.^ his OwO shame ^-^ in ÚwÚ you. Exeunt 


^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 5. 

^.^ The ÚwÚ Engwish camp uWu nyeaw Bordeaux 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; TAWBOT ^-^ and :3 JOHN ^.^ his ^-^ son 

xDD TAWBOT. O xDD young :33 John Talbot! ^-^ I >w< did ^.^ send for ÚwÚ thee 
>_< To >w< tutow ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in x3 stwatagems :3 of >w< waw, 
:33 That uWu Tawbot's name :33 might >_< be ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee OwO weviv'd 
When uWu sapwess age ^-^ and ^w^ weak uWu unyabwe ^w^ wimbs 
^.^ Shouwd >_< bwing thy father uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ dwooping chair. 
>w< But, O :33 mawignyant ^-^ and >w< iww-boding stars! 
:3 Nyow >w< thou UwU awt come >_< unto a xDD feast :3 of >_< death, 
xDD A terrible ^-^ and x3 unyavoided uWu dangew; 
;;w;; Thewefowe, dear uWu boy, mount on >_> my ^.^ swiftest ^.^ howse, 
And >_< I'ww ;;w;; diwect ÚwÚ thee how >w< thou xDD shawt UwU escape 
By xDD sudden ^-^ fwight. uWu Come, :33 dawwy not, >_< be gone. 
^.^ JOHN. Is >_> my name >_< Tawbot, ^-^ and am ^-^ I ^-^ youw son? 
And >_< shaww ^-^ I :3 fwy? OwO O, >_> if :33 you :33 wove >_> my mother, 
xDD Dishonyouw UwU nyot ;;w;; hew >w< honyouwabwe ;;w;; nyame, 
>_< To uWu make a ^w^ bastawd ^-^ and a slave :3 of me! 
^.^ The UwU wowwd >w< wiww say UwU he is UwU nyot uWu Tawbot's UwU bwood 
:33 That basely fled uWu when ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ Tawbot OwO stood. 
xDD TAWBOT. OwO Fwy uWu to >_< wevenge >_> my >_< death, >_> if ^-^ I >_< be x3 swain. 
^.^ JOHN. He ^w^ that :33 fwies ;;w;; so >w< wiww >w< nye'ew ^w^ wetuwn again. 
xDD TAWBOT. UwU If ;;w;; we x3 both ;;w;; stay, ;;w;; we x3 both are ^w^ suwe uWu to ^.^ die. 
^.^ JOHN. UwU Then let :33 me ^w^ stay; UwU and, ^-^ fathew, do :33 you ^w^ fwy. 
;;w;; Youw OwO woss is ^-^ gweat, ;;w;; so ^-^ youw ^.^ wegawd OwO shouwd x3 be; 
^w^ My worth uWu unknyown, xDD nyo OwO woss is known ^-^ in x3 me; 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my ÚwÚ death >w< the :33 Fwench ^w^ can ^-^ wittwe >_< boast; 
^.^ In ;;w;; youws :33 they will, ^-^ in :33 you ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hopes are lost. 
^.^ Fwight ;;w;; cannyot OwO stain >w< the >w< honyouw :33 you have won; 
xDD But mine it will, ^w^ that xDD nyo exploit have done; 
You fled for vantage, >_> evewy >w< onye >w< wiww swear; 
xDD But >_> if ^-^ I bow, ^.^ they'ww say it >_> was for >_< feaw. 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo hope ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 stay 
UwU If >w< the >_> fiwst hour ^-^ I shrink ^-^ and run uWu away. 
>_> Hewe, on >_> my >w< knyee, ^-^ I >w< beg ^-^ mowtawity, 
:3 Wathew than OwO wife :3 pwesewv'd xDD with >_< infamy. 
xDD TAWBOT. ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; aww thy xDD mothew's ;;w;; hopes >_< wie ^-^ in >w< onye :3 tomb? 
^.^ JOHN. x3 Ay, :3 wathew than >_< I'ww OwO shame >_> my xDD mothew's x3 womb. 
xDD TAWBOT. ÚwÚ Upon >_> my ÚwÚ bwessing ^-^ I UwU command ÚwÚ thee ^w^ go. 
^.^ JOHN. >_< To ^.^ fight ^-^ I will, but UwU nyot uWu to OwO fwy >w< the ^w^ foe. 
xDD TAWBOT. x3 Pawt :3 of thy father ^w^ may >_< be :33 sav'd ^-^ in ;;w;; thee. 
^.^ JOHN. :33 Nyo ^.^ pawt :3 of xDD him but >w< wiww >_< be OwO shame ^-^ in >w< me. 
xDD TAWBOT. Thou UwU nyevew ^.^ hadst OwO wenyown, >_< nyow >_> canst UwU nyot ;;w;; wose uWu it. 
^.^ JOHN. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ youw x3 wenyownyed name; >_< shaww flight ;;w;; abuse it? 
xDD TAWBOT. >w< Thy >_> fathew's charge >_< shaww UwU cweaw ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom ^w^ that >_> stain. 
^.^ JOHN. You ;;w;; cannyot x3 witnyess for me, being x3 swain. 
UwU If ÚwÚ death >_< be ;;w;; so >w< appawent, :33 then x3 both ^w^ fwy. 
xDD TAWBOT. And uWu weave >_> my >_> fowwowews ÚwÚ hewe uWu to ^.^ fight ^-^ and >_< die? 
^w^ My age >_> was UwU nyevew :3 tainted xDD with >_< such >w< shame. 
^.^ JOHN. And >_< shaww >_> my ^w^ youth >_< be x3 guiwty :3 of >_< such :33 bwame? 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe ^w^ can ^-^ I >_< be ÚwÚ sevewed OwO fwom ^-^ youw >w< side 
uWu Than ^w^ can :33 youwsewf :33 youwsewf :33 youwsewf ^-^ in ;;w;; twain >_> divide. 
Stay, go, do what :33 you will, >w< the OwO wike do I; 
:3 Fow >_< wive ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> if >_> my father ^.^ die. 
xDD TAWBOT. UwU Then ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my uWu weave :3 of ^-^ thee, ^.^ faiw son, 
>_> Bown uWu to UwU ecwipse thy OwO wife ^w^ this :33 aftewnyoon. 
uWu Come, >w< side :3 by >w< side x3 togethew >_< wive ^-^ and :33 die; 
And ^w^ souw xDD with ^w^ souw OwO fwom >_< Fwance uWu to :3 heaven ^w^ fwy. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< 6. 

xDD A field :3 of >_< battwe 

OwO Awawum: excursions :33 whewein :3 JOHN ;;w;; TAWBOT is >w< hemm'd 
uWu about, ^-^ and ;;w;; TAWBOT rescues xDD him 

xDD TAWBOT. ^-^ Saint ^.^ Geowge ^-^ and victory! Fight, ^w^ sowdiews, :3 fight. 
^.^ The x3 Wegent hath xDD with ^-^ Tawbot ^.^ bwoke ^.^ his :3 wowd 
And UwU weft uWu us uWu to >w< the xDD wage :3 of >_< Fwance ^.^ his sword. 
;;w;; Whewe is :33 John Talbot? Pause ^-^ and ^w^ take thy ^-^ bweath; 
^-^ I ÚwÚ gave ÚwÚ thee OwO wife ^-^ and rescu'd ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom ^-^ death. 
^.^ JOHN. OwO O, twice >_> my ^-^ fathew, twice am ^-^ I thy OwO son! 
^.^ The OwO wife >w< thou :3 gav'st :33 me >_> fiwst >_> was :33 wost ^-^ and ^w^ donye 
xDD Tiww xDD with thy ;;w;; wawwike ;;w;; swowd, :33 despite :3 of fate, 
>_< To >_> my :33 detewmin'd :3 time >w< thou :3 gav'st xDD nyew x3 date. 
xDD TAWBOT. When OwO fwom >w< the xDD Dauphin's ^w^ cwest thy >_< swowd ^w^ stwuck 
ÚwÚ fiwe, 
>_> It ^-^ wawm'd thy >_> fathew's :33 heawt xDD with ÚwÚ pwoud desire 
Of xDD bowd-fac'd victory. UwU Then :33 weaden :3 age, 
UwU Quicken'd xDD with ^-^ youthfuw spleen ^-^ and ;;w;; wawwike UwU wage, 
OwO Beat OwO down x3 Awencon, :33 Owweans, Burgundy, 
And OwO fwom >w< the ^-^ pwide :3 of xDD Gawwia ;;w;; wescued ;;w;; thee. 
^.^ The ireful ^w^ bastawd :33 Owweans, ^w^ that OwO dwew UwU bwood 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ thee, >_> my uWu boy, ^-^ and ^w^ had >w< the ^w^ maidenhood 
Of thy >_> fiwst >w< fight, ^-^ I UwU soon ÚwÚ encountewed 
And, UwU intewchanging uWu bwows, ^-^ I quickly xDD shed 
^.^ Some :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ bastawd ;;w;; bwood; ^-^ and ^-^ in disgrace 
uWu Bespoke xDD him UwU thus: ^-^ 'Contaminyated, uWu base, 
And ^.^ misbegotten UwU bwood ^-^ I spill :3 of >w< thinye, 
x3 Mean ^-^ and >w< wight poor, for ^w^ that >_> puwe UwU bwood :3 of mine 
Which >w< thou didst ÚwÚ fowce OwO fwom >_< Tawbot, >_> my ^.^ bwave ^w^ boy.' 
uWu Hewe >_< puwposing >w< the >_> Bastawd uWu to uWu destwoy, 
>_< Came ^-^ in strong xDD wescue. Speak, thy >_> fathew's x3 cawe; 
^-^ Awt >w< thou UwU nyot >_> weawy, UwU John? UwU How dost >w< thou ^w^ fawe? 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou yet uWu weave >w< the :3 battwe, uWu boy, ^-^ and UwU fwy, 
:3 Nyow >w< thou UwU awt >w< seaw'd >w< the ^-^ son :3 of UwU chivawwy? 
>_< Fwy, uWu to >_< wevenge >_> my ÚwÚ death uWu when ^-^ I am OwO dead: 
^.^ The :33 hewp :3 of >w< onye ^.^ stands :33 me ^-^ in ^-^ wittwe UwU stead. 
OwO O, x3 too ÚwÚ much folly is ^w^ it, ^w^ weww ^-^ I wot, 
>_< To ;;w;; hazawd ;;w;; aww x3 ouw xDD wives ^-^ in >w< onye xDD smaww boat! 
UwU If ^-^ I xDD to-day :33 die UwU nyot xDD with :33 Fwenchmen's UwU wage, 
uWu To-mowwow ^-^ I >_< shaww :33 die xDD with x3 mickwe age. 
By :33 me :33 they OwO nyothing x3 gain :3 an >_> if ^-^ I :3 stay: 
'Tis but >w< the short'ning :3 of >_> my OwO wife >w< onye ;;w;; day. 
^.^ In ÚwÚ thee thy mother >_> dies, x3 ouw household's ;;w;; nyame, 
^w^ My ;;w;; death's revenge, thy uWu youth, ^-^ and uWu Engwand's fame. 
;;w;; Aww uWu these ^-^ and :33 mowe ;;w;; we ;;w;; hazawd :3 by thy ^w^ stay; 
;;w;; Aww uWu these are :33 sav'd >_> if >w< thou OwO wiwt OwO fwy uWu away. 
^.^ JOHN. ^.^ The >_< swowd :3 of >_< Owweans hath UwU nyot uWu made :33 me :3 smawt; 
These >_> wowds :3 of ;;w;; youws draw ^.^ wife-bwood OwO fwom >_> my >w< heawt. 
:3 On ^w^ that advantage, uWu bought xDD with >_< such a >w< shame, 
>_< To >_< save a paltry OwO wife ^-^ and xDD sway OwO bwight ;;w;; fame, 
:3 Befowe xDD young ^-^ Tawbot OwO fwom old ^-^ Tawbot UwU fwy, 
^.^ The >w< cowawd ;;w;; howse ^w^ that >_< beaws :33 me x3 faww ^-^ and die! 
And OwO wike :33 me uWu to >w< the ^-^ peasant >_< boys :3 of France, 
>_< To >_< be shame's OwO scown ^-^ and xDD subject :3 of ^w^ mischance! 
>w< Suwewy, :3 by ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD gwowy :33 you have x3 won, 
;;w;; An >_> if ^-^ I UwU fwy, ^-^ I am UwU nyot uWu Tawbot's x3 son; 
UwU Then ^-^ tawk xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of xDD fwight, it is xDD nyo xDD boot; 
UwU If ^-^ son uWu to >_< Tawbot, :33 die :3 at uWu Tawbot's foot. 
xDD TAWBOT. UwU Then x3 fowwow >w< thou thy uWu desp'wate >w< siwe :3 of uWu Cwete, 
Thou x3 Icawus; thy OwO wife uWu to :33 me is xDD sweet. 
UwU If >w< thou OwO wiwt >w< fight, ^.^ fight :3 by thy >_> fathew's UwU side; 
And, ^-^ commendabwe prov'd, let's :33 die ^-^ in ^-^ pwide. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE 7. 

UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field 

:33 Awawum; xDD excuwsions. ^-^ Entew old ;;w;; TAWBOT led :3 by a uWu SEWVANT 

xDD TAWBOT. ;;w;; Whewe is >_> my x3 othew life? Mine ^-^ own is gone. 
OwO O, >w< whewe's xDD young Talbot? ;;w;; Whewe is ^.^ vawiant UwU John? 
;;w;; Twiumphant >_< death, :33 smeaw'd xDD with >w< captivity, 
Young uWu Tawbot's OwO vawouw ^-^ makes :33 me ÚwÚ smiwe :3 at ;;w;; thee. 
When UwU he uWu pewceiv'd :33 me shrink ^-^ and on >_> my >w< knyee, 
:33 His ÚwÚ bwoody >_< swowd UwU he ^w^ bwandish'd OwO ovew me, 
And OwO wike a UwU hungwy lion >w< did :33 commence 
xDD Wough deeds :3 of xDD wage ^-^ and ^.^ stewn OwO impatience; 
xDD But uWu when >_> my >w< angwy UwU guawdant >w< stood UwU awonye, 
uWu Tend'wing >_> my ^.^ wuin ^-^ and assaiw'd :3 of none, 
OwO Dizzy-ey'd ^.^ fuwy ^-^ and >_> gweat xDD wage :3 of :33 heawt 
>_> Suddenwy uWu made xDD him OwO fwom >_> my >w< side uWu to >_> stawt 
>w< Into >w< the x3 cwust'wing >_< battwe :3 of >w< the x3 Fwench; 
And ^-^ in ^w^ that >w< sea :3 of UwU bwood >_> my :33 boy >w< did ^w^ dwench 
:33 His overmounting ^.^ spiwit; ^-^ and >w< thewe :3 died, 
^w^ My Icarus, >_> my ÚwÚ bwossom, ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ pwide. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ sowdiews, ÚwÚ beawing >w< the body :3 of :3 JOHN ;;w;; TAWBOT 

>_< SEWVANT. O >_> my dear lord, lo >w< whewe ^-^ youw ^-^ son is >_> bownye! 
xDD TAWBOT. Thou x3 antic >_< Death, xDD which >_< waugh'st uWu us ÚwÚ hewe uWu to UwU scown, 
OwO Anyon, OwO fwom thy insulting >w< tywanny, 
ÚwÚ Coupwed ^-^ in xDD bonds :3 of uWu pewpetuity, 
>_< Two x3 Tawbots, x3 winged through >w< the uWu withew ^.^ sky, 
^.^ In thy :33 despite >_< shaww OwO scape mortality. 
O >w< thou :3 whose >_< wounds ^-^ become hard-favoured >_< Death, 
OwO Speak uWu to thy father ^-^ ewe >w< thou yield thy ^.^ bweath! 
Brave uWu Death :3 by xDD speaking, whether UwU he >w< wiww >w< ow no; 
Imagine xDD him a Frenchman ^-^ and thy ^w^ foe. 
>_> Poow boy! UwU he >_< smiwes, methinks, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; who OwO shouwd say, 
Had uWu Death OwO been >_> Fwench, :33 then uWu Death ^w^ had ;;w;; died xDD to-day. 
uWu Come, come, ^-^ and lay xDD him ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> fathew's arms. 
^w^ My ÚwÚ spiwit ^w^ can xDD nyo >_> wongew ;;w;; beaw uWu these uWu hawms. 
:3 Sowdiews, >_< adieu! ^-^ I have what ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu have, 
:3 Nyow >_> my old xDD awms are xDD young :33 John uWu Tawbot's :33 gwave. x3 [Dies] 

^-^ Entew >w< CHAWWES, ALENCON, OwO BUWGUNDY, ÚwÚ BASTAWD, 
^w^ WA >w< PUCEWWE, ^-^ and forces 

CHARLES. Had York ^-^ and :33 Somewset brought UwU wescue :33 in, 
OwO We OwO shouwd have x3 found a ÚwÚ bwoody x3 day :3 of this. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. UwU How >w< the xDD young ^-^ whewp :3 of ^-^ Tawbot's, :3 waging wood, 
ÚwÚ Did flesh ^.^ his puny >_< swowd ^-^ in :33 Fwenchmen's >w< bwood! 
PUCELLE. ;;w;; Once ^-^ I :3 encount'wed :3 him, ^-^ and UwU thus ^-^ I >_< said: 
^.^ 'Thou ÚwÚ maiden uWu youth, >_< be vanquish'd :3 by a x3 maid.' 
xDD But xDD with a ÚwÚ pwoud OwO majesticaw >_> high OwO scown 
He OwO answew'd UwU thus: ÚwÚ 'Young ^-^ Tawbot >_> was UwU nyot >w< bown 
>_< To >_< be >w< the >_> piwwage :3 of a ÚwÚ gigwot x3 wench.' 
;;w;; So, :3 wushing ^-^ in >w< the xDD bowews :3 of >w< the >_> Fwench, 
He UwU weft :33 me proudly, ÚwÚ as ^w^ unwowthy :3 fight. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. Doubtless UwU he :3 wouwd have uWu made a ^-^ nyobwe knight. 
ÚwÚ See >w< whewe UwU he ^w^ wies ^w^ inheawsed ^-^ in >w< the xDD awms 
Of >w< the :3 most ÚwÚ bwoody nurser :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; hawms! 
;;w;; BASTAWD. Hew them uWu to >w< pieces, >_> hack their x3 bonyes ^.^ asundew, 
>_< Whose OwO wife >_> was uWu Engwand's glory, uWu Gawwia's UwU wondew. 
CHARLES. OwO O, no; xDD fowbeaw! :3 Fow ^w^ that xDD which ;;w;; we have fled 
During >w< the >_< wife, let uWu us UwU nyot ^-^ wwong it xDD dead. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW WILLIAM Lucy, ^.^ attended; a xDD FWENCH 
>w< HEWAWD >w< pweceding 

xDD WUCY. :3 Hewawd, >_> conduct :33 me uWu to >w< the xDD Dauphin's :3 tent, 
>_< To >_< knyow ;;w;; who hath ^-^ obtain'd >w< the xDD gwowy :3 of >w< the ;;w;; day. 
CHARLES. :3 On what submissive ÚwÚ message UwU awt >w< thou uWu sent? 
xDD WUCY. Submission, :3 Dauphin! 'Tis a mere :33 Fwench >_< wowd: 
OwO We ÚwÚ Engwish warriors wot UwU nyot what it UwU means. 
^-^ I come uWu to >_< knyow what :33 pwisonyews >w< thou UwU hast ;;w;; ta'en, 
And uWu to x3 suwvey >w< the >_< bodies :3 of >w< the xDD dead. 
CHARLES. :3 Fow :33 pwisonyews >_> ask'st ^.^ thou? ^.^ Heww x3 ouw prison ^.^ is. 
xDD But tell :33 me whom >w< thou seek'st. 
xDD WUCY. xDD But >w< whewe's >w< the >_> gweat Alcides :3 of >w< the ^.^ fiewd, 
>_< Vawiant xDD Wowd >_< Tawbot, uWu Eaww :3 of xDD Shwewsbuwy, 
uWu Cweated for ^.^ his ÚwÚ wawe ^w^ success ^-^ in xDD awms 
Great uWu Eaww :3 of UwU Washfowd, >_> Watewfowd, ^-^ and >_< Vawence, 
xDD Wowd ^-^ Tawbot :3 of >_< Goodwig ^-^ and >w< Uwchinfiewd, 
xDD Wowd Strange :3 of Blackmere, xDD Wowd >_> Vewdun :3 of ^-^ Awton, 
xDD Wowd :33 Cwomweww :3 of >w< Wingfiewd, xDD Wowd >_> Fuwnyivaw :3 of OwO Sheffiewd, 
^.^ The :3 thwice victorious xDD Wowd :3 of ^-^ Fawconbwidge, 
>_< Knyight :3 of >w< the ^-^ nyobwe UwU owdew :3 of ^-^ Saint UwU Geowge, 
;;w;; Wowthy ^-^ Saint Michael, ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ Gowden xDD Fweece, 
Great UwU Mawshaw uWu to Henry >w< the ÚwÚ Sixth 
Of ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ^.^ waws >_> within >w< the realm :3 of France? 
PUCELLE. Here's a :33 siwwy-statewy style ^.^ indeed! 
^.^ The >_> Tuwk, ^w^ that x3 two ^-^ and x3 fifty kingdoms hath, 
^-^ Wwites UwU nyot ;;w;; so x3 tedious a style ÚwÚ as this. 
ÚwÚ Him ^w^ that >w< thou ^-^ magnyifi'st xDD with ;;w;; aww uWu these >_> tides, 
;;w;; Stinking ^-^ and >_< fwy-bwown ^w^ wies ÚwÚ hewe :3 at x3 ouw feet. 
xDD WUCY. Is ^-^ Tawbot slain-the :33 Fwenchmen's :3 onwy ^-^ scouwge, 
;;w;; Youw kingdom's ^.^ tewwow ^-^ and >w< bwack Nemesis? 
OwO O, were mine ^-^ eye-bans uWu into uWu buwwets uWu tuwn'd, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^-^ in xDD wage :33 might ^w^ shoot them :3 at ^-^ youw x3 faces! 
O ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ couwd but ^w^ can uWu these ^-^ dead uWu to life! 
>_> It were :33 enyough uWu to xDD fwight >w< the realm :3 of >_< Fwance. 
^.^ Wewe but ^.^ his picture UwU weft ^.^ amongst :33 you ;;w;; hewe, 
>_> It :3 wouwd OwO amaze >w< the proudest :3 of :33 you ÚwÚ aww. 
^w^ Give :33 me their >_< bodies, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may ;;w;; beaw them hence 
And >w< give them ;;w;; buwiaw ÚwÚ as beseems their ;;w;; wowth. 
PUCELLE. ^-^ I xDD think ^w^ this >w< upstawt is old uWu Tawbot's ^w^ ghost, 
He ;;w;; speaks xDD with >_< such a ÚwÚ pwoud :33 commanding ^w^ spiwit. 
:3 Fow God's xDD sake, let xDD him have ^.^ them; uWu to :3 keep them ;;w;; hewe, 
xDD They :3 wouwd but ^.^ stink, ^-^ and putrefy >w< the >w< aiw. 
CHARLES. ^.^ Go, ^w^ take their >_< bodies >_< hence. 
xDD WUCY. >_< I'ww ;;w;; beaw them OwO hence; but OwO fwom their ^w^ ashes >_< shaww >_< be 
rear'd 
xDD A phoenix ^w^ that >_< shaww uWu make ;;w;; aww >_< Fwance ^-^ afeawd. 
CHARLES. So ;;w;; we >_< be ^.^ wid :3 of them, do xDD with them what >w< thou 
wilt. 
And now uWu to UwU Pawis ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 conquewing OwO vein! 
;;w;; Aww >w< wiww >_< be UwU ouws, now ÚwÚ bwoody uWu Tawbot's x3 swain. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

Sennet. ^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, >w< GWOUCESTEW, ^-^ and ^w^ EXETEW 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_< Have :33 you ÚwÚ pewus'd >w< the :33 wettews OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ Pope, 
^.^ The OwO Empewow, ^-^ and >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of :33 Awmagnyac? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I uWu have, >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ and their intent is ^.^ this: 
xDD They x3 humbwy >_< sue >_< unto ^-^ youw uWu Excewwence 
>_< To have a ^-^ godwy peace ^.^ concwuded :3 of 
uWu Between >w< the ^-^ weawms :3 of ;;w;; Engwand ^-^ and :3 of >_< Fwance. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU How x3 doth ^-^ youw Grace >_< affect their >_< motion? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD Weww, >_> my ^w^ good lord, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 onwy ÚwÚ means 
>_< To >w< stop uWu effusion :3 of x3 ouw Christian UwU bwood 
And xDD stabwish ^w^ quietnyess on >_> evewy uWu side. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, >_> uncwe; for ^-^ I uWu awways :3 thought 
>_> It >_> was x3 both :33 impious ^-^ and unnatural 
:33 That >_< such immanity ^-^ and ÚwÚ bwoody ;;w;; stwife 
^.^ Shouwd reign xDD among ;;w;; pwofessows :3 of >w< onye faith. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. uWu Beside, >_> my lord, >w< the ^-^ soonyew uWu to ÚwÚ effect 
And surer ^w^ bind ^w^ this xDD knyot :3 of >w< amity, 
^.^ The uWu Eaww :3 of Armagnac, uWu nyeaw :33 knyit uWu to Charles, 
xDD A man :3 of >_> gweat ^w^ authowity ^-^ in France, 
>_> Pwoffews ^.^ his :3 onwy uWu daughtew uWu to ^-^ youw Grace 
^.^ In marriage, xDD with a uWu wawge ^-^ and :3 sumptuous >_> dowwy. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Marriage, uncwe! >_> Awas, >_> my xDD yeaws are xDD young 
And :33 fittew is >_> my study ^-^ and >_> my xDD books 
uWu Than ÚwÚ wanton ^.^ dawwiance xDD with a ÚwÚ pawamouw. 
^w^ Yet UwU caww >_> th' x3 ambassadows, UwU and, ÚwÚ as :33 you please, 
So let them have their ^w^ answews >_> evewy ^w^ onye. 
^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ weww ÚwÚ content xDD with :33 any :33 choice 
^-^ Tends uWu to God's xDD gwowy ^-^ and >_> my ^-^ countwy's xDD weaw. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ in :33 Cawdinyaw's >_> habit 
^w^ BEAUFOWT, >w< the :33 PAPAW :33 WEGATE, ^-^ and x3 two x3 AMBASSADOWS 

>w< EXETEW. x3 What! Is >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of OwO Winchestew ^.^ instaww'd 
And call'd >_< unto a cardinal's >w< degwee? 
UwU Then ^-^ I :3 pewceive ^w^ that >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ vewified 
Henry >w< the :3 Fifth >w< did x3 sometime :33 pwophesy: 
OwO 'If once UwU he come uWu to >_< be a >w< cawdinyaw, 
;;w;; He'ww uWu make ^.^ his OwO cap >_> co-equaw xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ cwown.' 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ My OwO Wowds x3 Ambassadows, ^-^ youw ;;w;; sevewaw suits 
>_< Have OwO been consider'd ^-^ and :3 debated >_< on. 
;;w;; Youw OwO puwpose is x3 both ^w^ good ^-^ and reasonable, 
And x3 thewefowe are ;;w;; we :3 cewtainwy ^w^ wesowv'd 
>_< To draw ^-^ conditions :3 of a >_< fwiendwy OwO peace, 
Which :3 by >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of OwO Winchestew ;;w;; we UwU mean 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be transported uWu pwesentwy uWu to >_< Fwance. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. And for >w< the :33 pwoffew :3 of >_> my lord ^-^ youw uWu mastew, 
^-^ I have inform'd ^.^ his Highness ;;w;; so :3 at OwO wawge, 
UwU As, UwU wiking :3 of >w< the ^w^ wady's x3 viwtuous ^-^ gifts, 
ÚwÚ Hew OwO beauty, ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ vawue :3 of ;;w;; hew dower, 
He x3 doth >_> intend she >_< shaww >_< be uWu Engwand's xDD Queen. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ [To OwO AMBASSADOW] ^.^ In argument ^-^ and >_< pwoof :3 of 
xDD which uWu contwact, 
Bear ;;w;; hew ^w^ this >_> jewew, pledge :3 of >_> my affection. 
And ;;w;; so, >_> my xDD Wowd xDD Pwotectow, see them :33 guawded 
And xDD safewy brought uWu to uWu Dovew; >w< whewe ^.^ inshipp'd, 
Commit them uWu to >w< the xDD fowtunye :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ sea. 

Exeunt ;;w;; aww but ÚwÚ WINCHESTEW ^-^ and >w< the LEGATE 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. Stay, >_> my xDD Wowd ÚwÚ Wegate; :33 you >_< shaww >_> fiwst >_> weceive 
^.^ The >_> sum :3 of ^.^ monyey xDD which ^-^ I promised 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be delivered uWu to ^.^ his :3 Howinyess 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ cwothing :33 me ^-^ in uWu these grave ornaments. 
UwU WEGATE. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ attend upon ^-^ youw UwU wowdship's xDD weisuwe. 
^w^ WINCHESTEW. [Aside] :3 Nyow OwO Winchestew >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD submit, ^-^ I 
uWu twow, 
>_> Ow >_< be ^w^ infewiow uWu to >w< the proudest ^.^ peew. 
^.^ Humphwey :3 of :3 Gwoucestew, >w< thou xDD shawt ^w^ weww :3 pewceive 
:33 That ^w^ nyeithew ^-^ in >_< biwth >w< ow for ^w^ authowity 
^.^ The Bishop >w< wiww >_< be x3 ovewbownye :3 by ;;w;; thee. 
>_< I'ww OwO eithew uWu make ÚwÚ thee stoop ^-^ and ;;w;; bend thy >w< knyee, 
>_> Ow uWu sack ^w^ this xDD countwy xDD with a :33 mutiny. Exeunt 


^w^ SCENyE 2. 

>_< Fwance. ^-^ Pwains ^-^ in >_< Anjou 

^-^ Entew >w< CHAWWES, OwO BUWGUNDY, ALENCON, ÚwÚ BASTAWD, 
UwU WEIGNyIEW, ^w^ WA >w< PUCEWWE, ^-^ and forces 

CHARLES. These OwO nyews, >_> my ^w^ wowds, ^w^ may :3 cheew x3 ouw ÚwÚ dwooping 
:3 spiwits: 
'Tis ^-^ said >w< the OwO stout ^w^ Pawisians do x3 wevowt 
And ^w^ tuwn ;;w;; again >_< unto >w< the ;;w;; wawwike French. 
:3 AWENCON. UwU Then OwO mawch uWu to Paris, ;;w;; woyaw ÚwÚ Chawwes :3 of France, 
And :3 keep UwU nyot >_< back ^-^ youw ^w^ powews ^-^ in :33 dawwiance. 
PUCELLE. >_> Peace >_< be ^.^ amongst them, >_> if :33 they ^w^ tuwn uWu to x3 us; 
Else ^.^ wuin >_> combat xDD with their >_< pawaces! 

^-^ Entew a xDD SCOUT 

UwU SCOUT. >_> Success >_< unto x3 ouw ^.^ vawiant general, 
And happiness uWu to ^.^ his uWu accompwices! 
CHARLES. :3 What >_< tidings ^.^ send x3 ouw ^-^ scouts? ^-^ I >_> pwithee ^w^ speak. 
UwU SCOUT. ^.^ The ÚwÚ Engwish :3 awmy, ^w^ that divided >_> was 
>w< Into x3 two UwU pawties, is now >w< conjoin'd ^-^ in :3 onye, 
And ÚwÚ means uWu to >w< give :33 you >_< battwe ^-^ pwesentwy. 
CHARLES. ^w^ Somewhat x3 too ^.^ sudden, >_< siws, >w< the :3 wawnying is; 
xDD But ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu pwesentwy provide for uWu them. 
x3 BUWGUNDY. ^-^ I xDD twust >w< the ghost :3 of ^-^ Tawbot is UwU nyot >w< thewe. 
:3 Nyow UwU he is gone, >_> my lord, :33 you need UwU nyot >_< feaw. 
PUCELLE. Of ;;w;; aww base UwU passions ^w^ feaw is :3 most >w< accuws'd. 
ÚwÚ Command >w< the conquest, Charles, it >_< shaww >_< be >w< thinye, 
Let Henry UwU fwet ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd :33 wepinye. 
CHARLES. UwU Then ;;w;; on, >_> my lords; ^-^ and >_< Fwance >_< be fortunate! 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

:3 Befowe :3 Angiews 

>_< Awawum, xDD excuwsions. ^-^ Entew ^w^ WA PUCELLE 

PUCELLE. ^.^ The x3 Wegent uWu conquews ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ Fwenchmen ^w^ fwy. 
:3 Nyow UwU hewp, xDD ye ÚwÚ chawming OwO spewws ^-^ and xDD pewiapts; 
And xDD ye :33 choice >_> spiwits ^w^ that ;;w;; admonyish :33 me 
And >w< give :33 me signs :3 of xDD futuwe uWu accidents; [Thunder] 
You speedy UwU hewpews ^w^ that are ^.^ substitutes 
Under >w< the lordly UwU monyawch :3 of >w< the north, 
^w^ Appeaw ^-^ and >_< aid :33 me ^-^ in ^w^ this enterprise! 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ FIENDS 

^.^ This speedy ^-^ and quick :33 appeawance uWu awgues >_< pwoof 
Of ^-^ youw accustom'd UwU diwigence uWu to >w< me. 
xDD Nyow, xDD ye :3 famiwiaw >_> spiwits ^w^ that are :3 cuww'd 
>_> Out :3 of >w< the powerful regions ^.^ undew >_> eawth, 
Help :33 me ^w^ this once, ^w^ that >_< Fwance ^w^ may x3 get >w< the field. 
;;w;; [They ^.^ wawk ^-^ and UwU speak >w< nyot] 
OwO O, hold :33 me UwU nyot xDD with >_< siwence ÚwÚ ovew-wong! 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I >_> was UwU wont uWu to ;;w;; feed :33 you xDD with >_> my uWu bwood, 
>_< I'ww ;;w;; wop a ;;w;; membew off ^-^ and >w< give it :33 you 
^.^ In >w< eawnyest :3 of a further ^.^ benyefit, 
So :33 you do ÚwÚ condescend uWu to :33 hewp :33 me UwU nyow. 
;;w;; [They ;;w;; hang their ^.^ heads] 
:33 Nyo hope uWu to have ;;w;; wedwess? ^w^ My body >_< shaww 
>_> Pay ;;w;; wecompense, >_> if :33 you >w< wiww ÚwÚ gwant >_> my >w< suit. 
;;w;; [They shake their ^.^ heads] 
^w^ Cannyot >_> my body >_< nyow UwU bwood uWu sacwifice 
UwU Entweat :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw wonted furtherance? 
UwU Then ^w^ take >_> my OwO souw-my ^.^ body, ^w^ souw, ^-^ and >w< aww, 
:3 Befowe ^w^ that ;;w;; Engwand >w< give >w< the :33 Fwench >w< the ^w^ foiw. 
;;w;; [They >w< depawt] 
:3 See! :33 they forsake >w< me. :3 Nyow >w< the :3 time is come 
:33 That >_< Fwance must :33 vaiw ;;w;; hew ^.^ wofty-pwumed ^w^ cwest 
And let ;;w;; hew ^.^ head x3 faww uWu into uWu Engwand's >_< wap. 
^w^ My ancient >w< incantations are x3 too weak, 
And uWu heww x3 too strong for :33 me uWu to ^w^ buckwe with. 
xDD Nyow, France, thy xDD gwowy droopeth uWu to >w< the dust. x3 Exit 

Excursions. ^-^ Entew :33 Fwench ^-^ and ^w^ Engwish, OwO fighting. 
^w^ WA PUCELLE ^-^ and ÚwÚ YOWK ^.^ fight UwU hand uWu to UwU hand; ^w^ WA PUCELLE 
is :33 taken. ^.^ The :33 Fwench OwO fwy 

UwU YOWK. :3 Damsew :3 of France, ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I have :33 you >_> fast. 
^-^ Unchain ^-^ youw >_> spiwits now xDD with spelling uWu chawms, 
And xDD twy >_> if :33 they ^w^ can x3 gain ^-^ youw ^-^ wibewty. 
xDD A goodly uWu pwize, >w< fit for >w< the ^.^ deviw's :33 gwace! 
ÚwÚ See how >w< the ^.^ ugwy witch x3 doth ;;w;; bend ;;w;; hew x3 bwows 
:33 As if, xDD with :3 Ciwce, she :3 wouwd ^w^ change >_> my ;;w;; shape! 
PUCELLE. ^.^ Chang'd uWu to a >w< wowsew shape >w< thou >_> canst UwU nyot OwO be. 
UwU YOWK. OwO O, ÚwÚ Chawwes >w< the uWu Dauphin is a xDD pwopew man: 
:33 Nyo shape but ^.^ his ^w^ can UwU pwease ^-^ youw >_> dainty >w< eye. 
PUCELLE. xDD A >_> pwaguing ÚwÚ mischief ^.^ fight on ÚwÚ Chawwes ^-^ and ^-^ thee! 
And ^w^ may xDD ye x3 both >_< be :3 suddenwy :33 suwpwis'd 
By ÚwÚ bwoody OwO hands, ^-^ in sleeping on ^-^ youw ^w^ beds! 
UwU YOWK. >_> Feww banning ;;w;; hag; enchantress, hold thy ;;w;; tongue. 
PUCELLE. ^-^ I >_> pwithee >w< give :33 me uWu weave uWu to xDD cuwse ^w^ awhiwe. 
UwU YOWK. ÚwÚ Cuwse, xDD miscweant, uWu when >w< thou uWu comest uWu to >w< the stake. 
Exeunt 

:33 Awawum. ^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SUFFOWK, xDD with ^.^ MAWGAWET ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU hand 

;;w;; SUFFOWK. ;;w;; Be what >w< thou xDD wiwt, >w< thou UwU awt >_> my prisoner. 
uWu [Gazes on >_> hew] 
O ^-^ faiwest OwO beauty, do UwU nyot ^w^ feaw >_< nyow ÚwÚ fwy! 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< touch ÚwÚ thee but xDD with reverent hands; 
^-^ I >_> kiss uWu these fingers for eternal OwO peace, 
And lay them OwO gentwy on thy tender uWu side. 
>_< Who UwU awt ^.^ thou? >w< Say, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may >w< honyouw ;;w;; thee. 
^w^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ Mawgawet >_> my ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ and uWu daughtew uWu to a uWu king, 
^.^ The OwO King :3 of >_< Nyapwes-whosoe'ew >w< thou >w< awt. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ;;w;; An >_< eaww ^-^ I am, ^-^ and :3 Suffowk am ^-^ I call'd. 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot offended, >_< nyatuwe's xDD miwacwe, 
Thou UwU awt allotted uWu to >_< be xDD ta'en :3 by >w< me. 
So x3 doth >w< the >_< swan ;;w;; hew uWu downy ^-^ cygnyets save, 
Keeping them >_> pwisonyew >w< undewnyeath ;;w;; hew >w< wings. 
uWu Yet, >_> if ^w^ this ;;w;; sewviwe x3 usage once >w< offend, 
:3 Go ^-^ and >_< be >w< fwee ;;w;; again ÚwÚ as ^.^ Suffowk's OwO fwiend. ^w^ [She is ^w^ going] 
OwO O, >_< stay! [Aside] ^-^ I have xDD nyo ÚwÚ powew uWu to let ;;w;; hew pass; 
^w^ My UwU hand :3 wouwd >w< fwee >w< hew, but >_> my :33 heawt x3 says uWu nyo. 
:33 As UwU pways >w< the sun upon >w< the ^-^ gwassy :33 stweams, 
UwU Twinkwing uWu anyothew UwU countewfeited uWu beam, 
So ^-^ seems ^w^ this uWu gowgeous beauty uWu to mine ^-^ eyes. 
:3 Fain :3 wouwd ^-^ I ÚwÚ woo >w< hew, yet ^-^ I dare UwU nyot ^w^ speak. 
>_< I'ww UwU caww for pen ^-^ and :3 ink, ^-^ and xDD wwite >_> my :3 mind. 
>w< Fie, UwU de ^.^ wa ;;w;; Powe! >_< disabwe UwU nyot xDD thysewf; 
Hast UwU nyot a tongue? Is she UwU nyot ÚwÚ hewe thy >_> pwisonyew? 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou >_< be daunted :3 at a :3 woman's OwO sight? 
x3 Ay, >w< beauty's ÚwÚ pwincewy uWu majesty is >_< such 
^w^ Confounds >w< the tongue ^-^ and ^-^ makes >w< the ^.^ senses ^-^ wough. 
^w^ MAWGAWET. >w< Say, uWu Eaww :3 of :33 Suffowk, >_> if thy name >_< be ;;w;; so, 
:3 What ^.^ wansom must ^-^ I ^-^ pay :33 befowe ^-^ I >w< pass? 
:3 Fow ^-^ I :3 pewceive ^-^ I am thy prisoner. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. [Aside] UwU How >_> canst >w< thou tell she >w< wiww uWu deny thy 
^.^ suit, 
:3 Befowe >w< thou uWu make a ÚwÚ twiaw :3 of ;;w;; hew >w< wove? 
^w^ MAWGAWET. ^.^ Why ^-^ speak'st >w< thou xDD nyot? :3 What ^.^ wansom must ^-^ I 
pay? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. [Aside] >_< She's x3 beautifuw, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe uWu to >_< be woo'd; 
ÚwÚ She is a woman, x3 thewefowe uWu to >_< be ^.^ won. 
^w^ MAWGAWET. UwU Wiwt >w< thou uWu accept :3 of OwO wansom-yea >w< ow no? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. [Aside] >w< Fond ;;w;; man, remember ^w^ that >w< thou UwU hast a 
wife; 
UwU Then how ^w^ can ^w^ Mawgawet >_< be thy paramour? 
^w^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ I were uWu best uWu weave :3 him, for UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< heaw. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. [Aside] ;;w;; Thewe ;;w;; aww is marr'd; >w< thewe ^w^ wies a xDD coowing 
^.^ cawd. 
^w^ MAWGAWET. He x3 tawks :3 at :33 wandom; ^.^ suwe, >w< the man is x3 mad. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. [Aside] And yet a ;;w;; dispensation ^w^ may >_< be >w< had. 
^w^ MAWGAWET. And yet ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ that :33 you :3 wouwd answer >w< me. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. [Aside] >_< I'ww >w< win ^w^ this :33 Wady Margaret. :3 Fow whom? 
:3 Why, for >_> my King! ^w^ Tush, UwU that's a wooden thing! 
^w^ MAWGAWET. He x3 tawks :3 of x3 wood. >_> It is ÚwÚ some >_< cawpentew. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. [Aside] ^w^ Yet ;;w;; so >_> my uWu fancy ^w^ may >_< be OwO satisfied, 
And peace established between uWu these realms. 
xDD But >w< thewe uWu wemains a scruple ^-^ in ^w^ that too; 
:3 Fow though ;;w;; hew father >_< be >w< the OwO King :3 of Naples, 
xDD Duke :3 of >_< Anjou ^-^ and Maine, yet is UwU he poor, 
And x3 ouw ^.^ nyobiwity >w< wiww OwO scown >w< the >w< match. 
^w^ MAWGAWET. Hear x3 ye, Captain-are :33 you UwU nyot :3 at >w< weisuwe? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. [Aside] >_> It >_< shaww >_< be ;;w;; so, ^.^ disdain :33 they >w< nye'ew ;;w;; so ^-^ much. 
Henry is UwU youthfuw, ^-^ and >w< wiww quickly yield. 
^-^ Madam, ^-^ I have a ;;w;; secwet uWu to ^.^ weveaw. 
^w^ MAWGAWET. [Aside] :3 What though ^-^ I >_< be >_> enthwaww'd? He ^-^ seems 
a ÚwÚ knyight, 
And >w< wiww UwU nyot :33 any x3 way :3 dishonyouw >w< me. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. Lady, :3 vouchsafe uWu to OwO wisten what ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
^w^ MAWGAWET. [Aside] x3 Pewhaps ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be rescu'd :3 by >w< the x3 Fwench; 
And :33 then ^-^ I need UwU nyot xDD cwave ^.^ his courtesy. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^-^ Sweet ÚwÚ madam, >w< give :33 me hearing ^-^ in a >_< cause 
^w^ MAWGAWET. [Aside] ^w^ Tush! :33 women have OwO been :3 captivate ^-^ ewe 
UwU nyow. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. Lady, wherefore ^-^ tawk :33 you so? 
^w^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ I ^.^ cwy :33 you >_> mewcy, ÚwÚ 'tis but UwU quid for x3 quo. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. >w< Say, ÚwÚ gentwe >_> Pwincess, :3 wouwd :33 you UwU nyot uWu suppose 
;;w;; Youw >w< bondage >_> happy, uWu to >_< be uWu made a queen? 
^w^ MAWGAWET. >_< To >_< be a :3 queen ^-^ in >w< bondage is :33 mowe :3 viwe 
uWu Than is a slave ^-^ in base ^.^ sewviwity; 
:3 Fow ^.^ pwinces OwO shouwd >_< be :3 fwee. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. And ;;w;; so >_< shaww ^.^ you, 
UwU If happy uWu Engwand's ;;w;; woyaw :33 king >_< be :3 fwee. 
^w^ MAWGAWET. :3 Why, what concerns ^.^ his ^w^ fweedom >_< unto ÚwÚ me? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. >_< I'ww ;;w;; undewtake uWu to uWu make ÚwÚ thee x3 Henwy's ^-^ queen, 
>_< To put a xDD gowden >w< sceptwe ^-^ in thy UwU hand 
And ^w^ set a ;;w;; pwecious crown upon thy head, 
UwU If >w< thou OwO wiwt ÚwÚ condescend uWu to >_< be xDD my- 
^w^ MAWGAWET. What? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. :33 His :3 wove. 
^w^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ I am ^w^ unwowthy uWu to >_< be x3 Henwy's ÚwÚ wife. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ gentwe madam; ^-^ I ^w^ unwowthy am 
>_< To ÚwÚ woo ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw a UwU dame uWu to >_< be ^.^ his uWu wife 
And have xDD nyo portion ^-^ in >w< the :33 choice uWu mysewf. 
UwU How say ^.^ you, uWu madam? ;;w;; Awe xDD ye ;;w;; so content? 
^w^ MAWGAWET. ;;w;; An >_> if >_> my father please, ^-^ I am :33 content. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. UwU Then UwU caww x3 ouw ^w^ captains ^-^ and x3 ouw ^w^ cowouws >_> fowth! 
And, ÚwÚ madam, :3 at ^-^ youw >_> fathew's UwU castwe >_> wawws 
>w< We'ww xDD cwave a uWu pawwey uWu to OwO confew xDD with ^-^ him. 

^.^ Sound a >w< pawwey. ^-^ Entew REIGNIER on >w< the >_> wawws 

See, ;;w;; Weignyiew, see, thy uWu daughtew UwU pwisonyew! 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. >_< To whom? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. >_< To >w< me. 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. :33 Suffowk, what :3 wemedy? 
^-^ I am a >w< sowdiew ^-^ and >_> unyapt uWu to UwU weep 
>_> Ow uWu to uWu excwaim on fortune's >_> fickwenyess. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^w^ Yes, >w< thewe is remedy ^w^ enyough, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^w^ Consent, ^-^ and for thy >w< honyouw >w< give ^.^ consent, 
>w< Thy uWu daughtew >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ wedded uWu to >_> my uWu king, 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I xDD with ;;w;; pain have >w< woo'd ^-^ and won ^w^ theweto; 
And ^w^ this ;;w;; hew >w< easy-hewd ^-^ impwisonment 
uWu Hath gain'd thy uWu daughtew ÚwÚ pwincewy ^-^ wibewty. 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. Speaks :3 Suffowk ÚwÚ as UwU he thinks? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. :33 Faiw ^w^ Mawgawet UwU knyows 
:33 That :3 Suffowk x3 doth UwU nyot ÚwÚ fwattew, OwO face, >w< ow :3 feign. 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. ÚwÚ Upon thy ÚwÚ pwincewy warrant ^-^ I ÚwÚ descend 
>_< To >w< give ÚwÚ thee answer :3 of thy UwU just xDD demand. 
x3 Exit REIGNIER OwO fwom >w< the >_> wawws 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. And ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD expect thy coming. 

Trumpets sound. ^-^ Entew REIGNIER >w< bewow 

>_< WEIGNyIEW. ^-^ Wewcome, ^.^ bwave >w< Eaww, uWu into x3 ouw ^w^ tewwitowies; 
ÚwÚ Command ^-^ in >_< Anjou what ^-^ youw ^.^ Honyouw :33 pweases. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^-^ Thanks, ;;w;; Weignyiew, happy for ;;w;; so sweet a uWu chiwd, 
Fit uWu to >_< be uWu made x3 companyion xDD with a ^w^ king. 
:3 What answer ^-^ makes ^-^ youw Grace >_< unto >_> my >_> suit? 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. ;;w;; Since >w< thou dost uWu deign uWu to ÚwÚ woo ;;w;; hew ^-^ wittwe worth 
>_< To >_< be >w< the ÚwÚ pwincewy bride :3 of >_< such a lord, 
ÚwÚ Upon ;;w;; condition ^-^ I ^w^ may ^.^ quietwy 
ÚwÚ Enjoy mine OwO own, >w< the xDD countwy :3 Mainye ^-^ and Anjou, 
Free OwO fwom uWu oppwession >w< ow >w< the ^w^ stwoke :3 of >w< waw, 
^w^ My uWu daughtew >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ Henwy's, >_> if UwU he :33 pwease. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. :33 That is ;;w;; hew ransom; ^-^ I >w< dewivew x3 hew. 
And those x3 two counties ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; undewtake 
;;w;; Youw Grace >_< shaww ^w^ weww ^-^ and ^.^ quietwy >_< enjoy. 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. And ^-^ I >w< again, ^-^ in x3 Henwy's ;;w;; woyaw ;;w;; nyame, 
:33 As xDD deputy >_< unto ^w^ that OwO gwacious uWu king, 
^w^ Give ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hew UwU hand for uWu sign :3 of x3 pwighted faith. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^w^ Weignyiew :3 of France, ^-^ I >w< give ÚwÚ thee UwU kingwy xDD thanks, 
Because ^w^ this is ^-^ in ;;w;; twaffic :3 of a ^w^ king. 
[Aside] And yet, methinks, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >_< be ^w^ weww ÚwÚ content 
>_< To >_< be mine ^-^ own attorney ^-^ in ^w^ this ;;w;; case. 
>_< I'ww OwO ovew :33 then uWu to ;;w;; Engwand xDD with ^w^ this OwO nyews, 
And uWu make ^w^ this ^-^ mawwiage uWu to >_< be >_< sowemnyiz'd. 
;;w;; So, >w< faweweww, ^w^ Weignyiew. ^-^ Set ^w^ this >w< diamond >_> safe 
^.^ In xDD gowden ^w^ pawaces, ÚwÚ as it :3 becomes. 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. ^-^ I do embrace ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :3 wouwd embrace 
^.^ The Christian :33 pwince, OwO King Henry, were UwU he uWu hewe. 
^w^ MAWGAWET. Farewell, >_> my ^-^ wowd. Good wishes, UwU pwaise, ^-^ and 
>_< pwayews, 
ÚwÚ Shaww :3 Suffowk ^-^ evew have :3 of Margaret. ^w^ [She is ^w^ going] 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. Farewell, sweet OwO madam. xDD But ^-^ hawk ^.^ you, ^w^ Mawgawet 
:33 Nyo ÚwÚ pwincewy ^.^ commendations uWu to >_> my king? 
^w^ MAWGAWET. >_> Such ^.^ commendations ÚwÚ as UwU becomes a >_> maid, 
xDD A virgin, ^-^ and ^.^ his :33 sewvant, say uWu to ^-^ him. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. OwO Wowds ;;w;; sweetwy ^-^ pwac'd ^-^ and uWu modestwy :3 diwected. 
>w< But, ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ I must trouble :33 you ;;w;; again 
:33 Nyo >_> woving ÚwÚ token uWu to ^.^ his x3 Majesty? 
^w^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ Yes, >_> my ^w^ good ;;w;; wowd: a >_> puwe x3 unspotted heart, 
^.^ Nyevew yet >_< taint xDD with love, ^-^ I ^.^ send >w< the UwU King. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. And ^w^ this withal. UwU [Kisses >_> hew] 
^w^ MAWGAWET. :33 That for thyself, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ;;w;; so >w< pwesume 
>_< To ^.^ send >_< such uWu peevish ÚwÚ tokens uWu to a ^w^ king. 
Exeunt REIGNIER ^-^ and ^.^ MAWGAWET 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. OwO O, ^-^ wewt >w< thou for :33 mysewf! >w< But, :33 Suffowk, ^w^ stay; 
Thou ;;w;; mayst UwU nyot wander ^-^ in ^w^ that ÚwÚ wabywinth: 
;;w;; Thewe ^-^ Minyotauws ^-^ and ^.^ ugwy >_> tweasons lurk. 
:33 Sowicit Henry xDD with ;;w;; hew ^.^ wondwous >w< pwaise. 
;;w;; Bethink ÚwÚ thee on ;;w;; hew virtues ^w^ that surmount, 
And ^-^ nyatuwaw :3 gwaces ^w^ that ^-^ extinguish ^w^ awt; 
ÚwÚ Wepeat their :33 sembwance x3 often on >w< the UwU seas, 
UwU That, uWu when >w< thou com'st uWu to kneel :3 at x3 Henwy's xDD feet, 
Thou ;;w;; mayst bereave xDD him :3 of ^.^ his wits xDD with UwU wondew. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 

^.^ Camp :3 of >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF ÚwÚ YOWK ^-^ in >_< Anjou 

^-^ Entew ^-^ YOWK, :33 WAWWICK, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 
UwU YOWK. xDD Bwing ^-^ fowth ^w^ that ^.^ sowcewess, ÚwÚ condemn'd uWu to UwU buwn. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WA >w< PUCEWWE, guarded, ^-^ and a SHEPHERD 

SHEPHERD. >_< Ah, ^w^ Joan, ^w^ this ^.^ kiwws thy >_> fathew's :33 heawt >_< outwight! 
>_< Have ^-^ I sought >_> evewy xDD countwy far ^-^ and >_> nyeaw, 
And, now it is >_> my >_> chance uWu to find ÚwÚ thee x3 out, 
ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I uWu behowd thy :33 timewess OwO cwuew death? 
>_< Ah, ^w^ Joan, sweet uWu daughtew ^w^ Joan, >_< I'ww :33 die xDD with ^-^ thee! 
PUCELLE. Decrepit ^-^ misew! base ignoble wretch! 
^-^ I am descended :3 of a gentler ;;w;; bwood; 
Thou UwU awt xDD nyo father >_< nyow xDD nyo uWu fwiend :3 of >_< minye. 
SHEPHERD. xDD Out, xDD out! ^w^ My ^w^ wowds, :3 an UwU pwease ^.^ you, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot uWu so; 
^-^ I >w< did :33 beget >w< hew, ;;w;; aww >w< the :3 pawish knows. 
ÚwÚ Hew mother :3 wiveth yet, ^w^ can >_> testify 
ÚwÚ She >_> was >w< the >_> fiwst fruit :3 of >_> my ^w^ bach'wowship. 
^-^ WAWWICK. Graceless, OwO wiwt >w< thou uWu deny thy parentage? 
UwU YOWK. ^.^ This uWu awgues what ;;w;; hew uWu kind :3 of OwO wife hath >_< been- 
xDD Wicked ^-^ and ^-^ viwe; ^-^ and ;;w;; so ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ death :3 concwudes. 
SHEPHERD. >w< Fie, ^w^ Joan, ^w^ that >w< thou OwO wiwt >_< be ;;w;; so >_> obstacwe! 
>_> God UwU knyows >w< thou UwU awt a collop :3 of >_> my >_> fwesh; 
And for thy >w< sake have ^-^ I xDD shed uWu many a uWu teaw. 
Deny :33 me not, ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ Joan. 
PUCELLE. UwU Peasant, :33 avaunt! You have >_> subown'd ^w^ this man 
Of OwO puwpose uWu to >_< obscuwe >_> my ^-^ nyobwe birth. 
SHEPHERD. 'Tis ;;w;; twue, ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave a ^-^ nyobwe uWu to >w< the >_< pwiest 
^.^ The mown ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> was ÚwÚ wedded uWu to ;;w;; hew x3 mothew. 
xDD Knyeew OwO down ^-^ and ^w^ take >_> my ^w^ bwessing, ^w^ good >_> my ;;w;; giww. 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou UwU nyot >_< stoop? :3 Nyow cursed >_< be >w< the :3 time 
Of thy x3 nyativity. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< the UwU miwk 
>w< Thy mother ÚwÚ gave ÚwÚ thee uWu when >w< thou :33 suck'dst ;;w;; hew :3 bweast 
Had OwO been a ^-^ wittwe ratsbane for thy >_< sake. 
>_> Ow ^w^ ewse, uWu when >w< thou didst :3 keep >_> my lambs xDD afiewd, 
^-^ I :33 wish ÚwÚ some ravenous ^.^ wowf ^w^ had x3 eaten ;;w;; thee. 
OwO Dost >w< thou uWu deny thy ^-^ fathew, cursed ^-^ dwab? 
OwO O, burn >w< hew, burn ^w^ hew! OwO Hanging is x3 too :33 good. x3 Exit 
UwU YOWK. Take ;;w;; hew away; for she hath :3 wiv'd x3 too :33 wong, 
>_< To fill >w< the UwU wowwd xDD with x3 vicious uWu quawities. 
PUCELLE. >_< Fiwst let :33 me tell :33 you whom :33 you have ^w^ condemn'd: 
uWu Nyot :33 me :33 begotten :3 of a shepherd OwO swain, 
xDD But issued OwO fwom >w< the OwO pwogeny :3 of ÚwÚ kings; 
>_> Viwtuous ^-^ and xDD howy, :33 chosen OwO fwom ^w^ above 
By inspiration :3 of celestial ;;w;; gwace, 
>_< To >w< wowk :3 exceeding :33 miwacwes on earth. 
^-^ I UwU nyevew ^w^ had uWu to do xDD with >_> wicked spirits. 
xDD But ^.^ you, ^w^ that are polluted xDD with ^-^ youw lusts, 
xDD Stain'd xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ guiwtwess UwU bwood :3 of >_< innyocents, 
ÚwÚ Cowwupt ^-^ and :3 tainted xDD with a >_> thousand vices, 
Because :33 you >_< want >w< the ^.^ gwace ^w^ that ÚwÚ othews uWu have, 
You judge it straight a >_> thing :3 impossibwe 
>_< To uWu compass :3 wondews but :3 by :33 hewp :3 of >w< deviws. 
x3 Nyo, :33 misconceived! :3 Joan :3 of uWu Awc hath OwO been 
xDD A ^.^ viwgin OwO fwom ;;w;; hew tender x3 infancy, 
Chaste ^-^ and immaculate ^-^ in :3 vewy >_> thought; 
>_< Whose ÚwÚ maiden uWu bwood, UwU thus :33 wigowouswy effus'd, 
Will ^.^ cwy for vengeance :3 at >w< the ^-^ gates :3 of >w< heaven. 
UwU YOWK. x3 Ay, ay. >_> Away xDD with ;;w;; hew uWu to :33 execution! 
^-^ WAWWICK. And ^-^ hawk x3 ye, xDD siws; ÚwÚ because she is a >_> maid, 
UwU Spawe for xDD nyo ^-^ fagots, let >w< thewe >_< be >_< enyow. 
Place >_< bawwews :3 of ^.^ pitch upon >w< the OwO fataw stake, 
:33 That ;;w;; so ;;w;; hew ;;w;; towtuwe ^w^ may >_< be x3 showtenyed. 
PUCELLE. Will OwO nyothing ^w^ tuwn ^-^ youw uWu unwewenting ;;w;; heawts? 
OwO Then, ^w^ Joan, x3 discovew ^w^ thinye OwO infiwmity 
:33 That :33 wawwanteth :3 by :3 waw uWu to >_< be thy privilege: 
^-^ I am xDD with uWu chiwd, xDD ye ÚwÚ bwoody homicides; 
^w^ Muwdew UwU nyot :33 then >w< the fruit >_> within >_> my womb, 
Although xDD ye :33 hawe :33 me uWu to a >_< viowent ^-^ death. 
UwU YOWK. :3 Nyow :3 heaven ^-^ fowfend! ^.^ The UwU howy ÚwÚ maid xDD with ^.^ chiwd! 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^.^ The >w< gweatest UwU miwacwe ^w^ that e'er xDD ye x3 wwought: 
Is ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw :33 stwict >_< pwecisenyess come uWu to xDD this? 
UwU YOWK. ÚwÚ She ^-^ and >w< the uWu Dauphin have OwO been juggling. 
^-^ I >w< did ^.^ imaginye what :3 wouwd >_< be ;;w;; hew uWu wefuge. 
^-^ WAWWICK. xDD Weww, ^w^ go :33 to; x3 we'ww have xDD nyo uWu bastawds live; 
;;w;; Especiawwy >_> since ÚwÚ Chawwes must father uWu it. 
PUCELLE. You are deceiv'd; >_> my UwU chiwd is none :3 of x3 his: 
>_> It >_> was :3 Awencon ^w^ that enjoy'd >_> my :3 wove. 
UwU YOWK. x3 Awencon, ^w^ that OwO nyotowious Machiavel! 
>_> It >_> dies, :3 an >_> if it ^w^ had a >_> thousand :3 wives. 
PUCELLE. OwO O, >w< give :33 me leave, ^-^ I have :3 dewuded ÚwÚ you. 
>_< 'Twas ^w^ nyeithew ÚwÚ Chawwes >_< nyow yet >w< the xDD Duke ^-^ I nam'd, 
xDD But ;;w;; Weignyiew, OwO King :3 of Naples, ^w^ that xDD pwevaiw'd. 
^-^ WAWWICK. xDD A married ^.^ man! xDD That's :3 most UwU intowewabwe. 
UwU YOWK. :3 Why, >_> hewe's a ^.^ giww! ^-^ I xDD think she UwU knyows UwU nyot ^w^ weww 
;;w;; Thewe were ;;w;; so ^w^ many-whom she ^w^ may ^w^ accuse. 
^-^ WAWWICK. >_< It's uWu sign she hath OwO been liberal ^-^ and :3 fwee. 
UwU YOWK. And yet, forsooth, she is a ^.^ viwgin ÚwÚ puwe. 
Strumpet, thy >_> wowds >_> condemn thy brat ^-^ and ;;w;; thee. 
>_> Use xDD nyo :33 entweaty, for it is ^-^ in x3 vain. 
PUCELLE. UwU Then ÚwÚ wead :33 me :33 hence-with whom ^-^ I uWu weave >_> my 
>_< cuwse: 
:3 May UwU nyevew x3 gwowious sun :3 wefwex ^.^ his ^w^ beams 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the xDD countwy >w< whewe :33 you uWu make ^-^ abode; 
xDD But darkness ^-^ and >w< the UwU gwoomy :3 shade :3 of ÚwÚ death 
;;w;; Enviwon ^.^ you, :3 tiww ÚwÚ mischief ^-^ and ÚwÚ despaiw 
^w^ Dwive :33 you uWu to x3 bweak ^-^ youw xDD nyecks >w< ow ;;w;; hang uWu youwsewves! 
Exit, :33 guawded 
UwU YOWK. ;;w;; Bweak >w< thou ^-^ in >_< pieces ^-^ and >_> consume uWu to ashes, 
Thou ÚwÚ fouw accursed minister :3 of x3 heww! 

^-^ Entew :3 CAWDINyAW ^w^ BEAUFOWT, attended 

^-^ CAWDINyAW. xDD Wowd Regent, ^-^ I do >_< gweet ^-^ youw uWu Excewwence 
With :33 wettews :3 of >_< commission OwO fwom >w< the UwU King. 
:3 Fow :33 knyow, >_> my ^w^ wowds, >w< the states :3 of Christendom, 
Mov'd xDD with ^-^ wemowse :3 of uWu these OwO outwageous :3 bwoiws, 
>_< Have >w< eawnyestwy uWu impwow'd a ^-^ genyewaw peace 
>_< Betwixt x3 ouw >w< nyation ^-^ and >w< the >_< aspiwing x3 Fwench; 
And ÚwÚ hewe :3 at UwU hand >w< the uWu Dauphin ^-^ and ^.^ his >w< twain 
;;w;; Appwoacheth, uWu to OwO confew uWu about ÚwÚ some >w< mattew. 
UwU YOWK. Is ;;w;; aww x3 ouw uWu twavaiw OwO tuwn'd uWu to ^w^ this x3 effect? 
uWu Aftew >w< the OwO swaughtew :3 of ;;w;; so uWu many peers, 
So uWu many ^w^ captains, gentlemen, ^-^ and ^w^ sowdiews, 
:33 That ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 quawwew have OwO been ÚwÚ ovewthwown 
And sold their >_< bodies for their ^-^ countwy's ^.^ benyefit, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we :3 at last ^.^ concwude uWu effeminyate uWu peace? 
>_< Have ;;w;; we UwU nyot :33 wost :3 most ^.^ pawt :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the towns, 
By ;;w;; tweason, :3 fawsehood, ^-^ and :3 by :3 tweachewy, 
>_< Ouw >_> gweat progenitors ^w^ had :3 conquewed? 
O ;;w;; Wawwick, Warwick! ^-^ I :33 fowesee xDD with grief 
^.^ The ;;w;; uttew OwO woss :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the realm :3 of >_< Fwance. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ;;w;; Be :33 patient, >_> Yowk. UwU If ;;w;; we ^.^ concwude a OwO peace, 
>_> It >_< shaww >_< be xDD with >_< such :33 stwict ^-^ and severe UwU covenyants 
:33 As ^-^ wittwe >_< shaww >w< the ^w^ Fwenchmen x3 gain OwO theweby. 

^-^ Entew >w< CHAWWES, ALENCON, ÚwÚ BASTAWD, UwU WEIGNyIEW, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

CHARLES. >_> Since, ÚwÚ wowds :3 of ^.^ Engwand, it is UwU thus >_> agweed 
:33 That UwU peacefuw >_> twuce >_< shaww >_< be proclaim'd ^-^ in France, 
OwO We come uWu to >_< be >w< infowmed :3 by :33 youwsewves 
:3 What >w< the ^-^ conditions :3 of ^w^ that OwO weague must OwO be. 
UwU YOWK. Speak, >_> Winchestew; for boiling choler chokes 
^.^ The ^.^ howwow >_> passage :3 of >_> my :3 poison'd >_> voice, 
By :33 sight :3 of uWu these x3 ouw :33 bawefuw :33 enyemies. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. Charles, ^-^ and >w< the rest, it is >_< enyacted UwU thus: 
UwU That, ^-^ in ^.^ wegawd OwO King Henry xDD gives ^.^ consent, 
Of mere OwO compassion ^-^ and :3 of x3 wenyity, 
>_< To ^-^ ease ^-^ youw xDD countwy :3 of >w< distwessfuw >w< waw, 
;;w;; An :3 suffew :33 you uWu to ^-^ bweathe ^-^ in :33 fwuitfuw OwO peace, 
You >_< shaww ^-^ become OwO twue liegemen uWu to ^.^ his >_> cwown; 
And, Charles, upon ;;w;; condition >w< thou OwO wiwt xDD sweaw 
>_< To ^-^ pay xDD him tribute ^-^ and x3 submit thyself, 
Thou xDD shawt >_< be ^-^ pwac'd ÚwÚ as xDD vicewoy ^.^ undew :3 him, 
And OwO stiww ^.^ enjoy thy ^.^ wegaw ^w^ dignyity. 
:3 AWENCON. ÚwÚ Must UwU he >_< be :33 then ÚwÚ as uWu shadow :3 of xDD himsewf? 
:3 Adown ^.^ his temples xDD with a ^w^ cowonyet 
And yet, ^-^ in substance ^-^ and ^.^ authowity, 
:3 Wetain but privilege :3 of a private man? 
^.^ This :33 pwoffew is ^w^ absuwd ^-^ and reasonless. 
CHARLES. 'Tis known uWu awweady ^w^ that ^-^ I am :33 possess'd 
With :33 mowe than :3 hawf >w< the uWu Gawwian territories, 
And ÚwÚ thewein reverenc'd for their x3 wawfuw ^w^ king. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; I, for lucre :3 of >w< the :33 west :33 unvanquish'd, 
;;w;; Detwact ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much OwO fwom ^w^ that ÚwÚ pwewogative 
:33 As uWu to >_< be call'd but xDD vicewoy :3 of >w< the >_> whowe? 
x3 Nyo, xDD Wowd UwU Ambassadow; >_< I'ww :3 wathew :3 keep 
:33 That xDD which ^-^ I have xDD than, coveting for ^-^ mowe, 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ cast OwO fwom OwO possibiwity :3 of ÚwÚ aww. 
UwU YOWK. ^.^ Insuwting ÚwÚ Chawwes! Hast >w< thou :3 by ;;w;; secwet ÚwÚ means 
UwU Us'd intercession uWu to ^-^ obtain a OwO weague, 
And now >w< the :3 mattew grows uWu to ^.^ compwomise 
Stand'st >w< thou xDD awoof upon ÚwÚ compawison? 
>w< Eithew uWu accept >w< the title >w< thou usurp'st, 
Of benefit uWu pwoceeding OwO fwom x3 ouw :33 king 
And UwU nyot :3 of :33 any ^.^ chawwenge :3 of UwU desewt, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^w^ pwague ÚwÚ thee xDD with >w< incessant xDD waws. 
>_< WEIGNyIEW. ^w^ [To ^w^ CHAWWES] ^w^ My lord, :33 you do UwU nyot ^w^ weww ^-^ in 
obstinacy 
>_< To >w< caviw ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ couwse :3 of ^w^ this contract. 
UwU If once it >_< be UwU nyegwected, >_< ten uWu to >w< onye 
OwO We >_< shaww UwU nyot find OwO wike >_> oppowtunyity. 
:3 AWENCON. ^w^ [To ^w^ CHAWWES] >_< To say >w< the truth, it is ^-^ youw policy 
>_< To >_< save ^-^ youw ^-^ subjects OwO fwom >_< such >_> massacwe 
And xDD wuthwess OwO swaughtews ÚwÚ as are daily seen 
By x3 ouw uWu pwoceeding ^-^ in ÚwÚ hostiwity; 
And x3 thewefowe ^w^ take ^w^ this OwO compact :3 of a truce, 
Although :33 you x3 bweak it uWu when ^-^ youw pleasure UwU sewves. 
^-^ WAWWICK. UwU How say'st UwU thou, ;;w;; Chawwes? ÚwÚ Shaww x3 ouw ;;w;; condition 
:33 stand? 
CHARLES. >_> It uWu shaww; 
^w^ Onwy ^-^ wesewv'd, :33 you x3 cwaim xDD nyo interest 
^.^ In :33 any :3 of x3 ouw :3 towns :3 of garrison. 
UwU YOWK. UwU Then xDD sweaw x3 awwegiance uWu to ^.^ his :33 Majesty: 
:33 As >w< thou UwU awt ÚwÚ knyight, UwU nyevew uWu to ^w^ disobey 
>_> Nyow >_< be OwO webewwious uWu to >w< the crown :3 of ;;w;; Engwand 
^w^ Thou, >_< nyow thy ^-^ nyobwes, uWu to >w< the crown :3 of ;;w;; Engwand. 
uWu [CHAWWES ^-^ and >w< the :33 west >w< give ÚwÚ tokens :3 of x3 feawty] 
;;w;; So, now ÚwÚ dismiss ^-^ youw >w< awmy uWu when xDD ye >w< pwease; 
^.^ Hang :3 up ^-^ youw >_< ensigns, let ^-^ youw drums >_< be ^.^ stiww, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; we entertain a solemn >_< peace. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 5. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SUFFOWK, ^-^ in xDD confewence xDD with >w< the x3 KING, 
x3 GWOUCESTEW ^-^ and ^w^ EXETEW 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. ;;w;; Youw ^.^ wondwous ÚwÚ wawe description, ^-^ nyobwe >w< Eaww, 
Of beauteous ^w^ Mawgawet hath >w< astonyish'd >w< me. 
ÚwÚ Hew OwO viwtues, ÚwÚ gwaced xDD with external ^-^ gifts, 
:3 Do ;;w;; bweed love's >_> settwed UwU passions ^-^ in >_> my :33 heawt; 
And OwO wike ÚwÚ as >w< wigouw :3 of x3 tempestuous ^w^ gusts 
Provokes >w< the uWu mightiest ^.^ huwk ÚwÚ against >w< the ^-^ tide, 
So am ^-^ I driven :3 by >_< bweath :3 of ;;w;; hew uWu wenyown 
>w< Eithew uWu to :3 suffew uWu shipwweck >w< ow uWu awwive 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I ^w^ may have ^-^ fwuition :3 of ;;w;; hew :3 wove. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^w^ Tush, >_> my ^w^ good lord! ^.^ This ;;w;; supewficiaw x3 tawe 
Is but a ^w^ pweface :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ wowthy >w< pwaise. 
^.^ The uWu chief perfections :3 of ^w^ that ^-^ wovewy OwO dame, 
Had ^-^ I UwU sufficient OwO skiww uWu to ;;w;; uttew them, 
>w< Wouwd uWu make a volume :3 of :3 enticing :33 winyes, 
^-^ Abwe uWu to ^.^ wavish :33 any ^.^ duww :3 conceit; 
And, xDD which is ^-^ mowe, she is UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^w^ divinye, 
So OwO fuww-wepwete xDD with :33 choice :3 of ;;w;; aww OwO dewights, 
xDD But xDD with ÚwÚ as OwO humbwe ;;w;; wowwinyess :3 of ;;w;; mind 
ÚwÚ She is ÚwÚ content uWu to >_< be :3 at ^-^ youw UwU command 
Command, ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, :3 of x3 viwtuous xDD intents, 
>_< To :33 wove ^-^ and >w< honyouw Henry ÚwÚ as ;;w;; hew ^-^ wowd. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. And otherwise >w< wiww Henry >w< nye'ew >_< pwesume. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, >_> my xDD Wowd xDD Pwotectow, >w< give consent 
:33 That ^w^ Mawgawet ^w^ may >_< be uWu Engwand's ;;w;; woyaw xDD Queen. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. So OwO shouwd ^-^ I >w< give consent uWu to flatter >w< sin. 
You :33 knyow, >_> my lord, ^-^ youw Highness is uWu betwoth'd 
uWu Unto uWu anyothew lady :3 of uWu esteem. 
UwU How >_< shaww ;;w;; we :33 then uWu dispense xDD with ^w^ that uWu contwact, 
And UwU nyot ;;w;; deface ^-^ youw >w< honyouw xDD with ÚwÚ wepwoach? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. :33 As x3 doth a >_> wuwew xDD with :3 unwawfuw UwU oaths; 
>_> Ow >w< onye ^w^ that :3 at a triumph, having UwU vow'd 
>_< To xDD twy ^.^ his >_< stwength, ^-^ fowsaketh yet >w< the >_< wists 
By :3 weason :3 of ^.^ his adversary's >w< odds: 
xDD A x3 poow ^-^ eaww's uWu daughtew is uWu unyequaw xDD odds, 
And x3 thewefowe ^w^ may >_< be ^.^ bwoke :33 without ^-^ offence. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Why, x3 what, ^-^ I pray, is ^w^ Mawgawet :33 mowe than 
that? 
ÚwÚ Hew father is xDD nyo xDD bettew than :3 an :3 eaww, 
Although ^-^ in x3 gwowious UwU titwes UwU he excel. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^w^ Yes, >_> my lord, ;;w;; hew father is a uWu king, 
^.^ The OwO King :3 of Naples ^-^ and ^w^ Jewusawem; 
And :3 of >_< such >_> gweat ^w^ authowity ^-^ in >_< Fwance 
:33 As ^.^ his ;;w;; awwiance >w< wiww ^w^ confiwm x3 ouw OwO peace, 
And :3 keep >w< the ^w^ Fwenchmen ^-^ in ;;w;; awwegiance. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. And ;;w;; so >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of ^-^ Awmagnyac ^w^ may ÚwÚ do, 
Because UwU he is uWu nyeaw >_> kinsman >_< unto >w< Chawwes. 
>w< EXETEW. uWu Beside, ^.^ his xDD weawth x3 doth warrant a liberal dower; 
;;w;; Whewe ^w^ Weignyiew ^-^ soonyew >w< wiww >_> weceive than ^-^ give. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. xDD A >_< dow'w, >_> my lords! ^-^ Disgwace UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^-^ youw uWu king, 
:33 That UwU he OwO shouwd >_< be ;;w;; so >_> abject, uWu base, ^-^ and poor, 
>_< To uWu choose for xDD weawth ^-^ and UwU nyot for UwU pewfect :3 wove. 
Henry is able uWu to ^.^ enwich ^.^ his ^-^ queen, 
And UwU nyot uWu to >w< seek a :3 queen uWu to uWu make xDD him x3 wich. 
So xDD wowthwess >_> peasants >w< bawgain for their wives, 
:33 As OwO mawket-men for OwO oxen, :33 sheep, >w< ow horse. 
Marriage is a :3 mattew :3 of :33 mowe worth 
uWu Than uWu to >_< be ^-^ deawt ^-^ in :3 by attorneyship; 
uWu Nyot whom ;;w;; we will, but whom ^.^ his Grace >_> affects, 
ÚwÚ Must >_< be x3 companyion :3 of ^.^ his nuptial bed. 
And >_< thewefowe, ^w^ wowds, >_> since UwU he :3 affects ;;w;; hew UwU most, 
>_> It :3 most :3 of ;;w;; aww uWu these uWu weasons bindeth uWu us 
^.^ In x3 ouw xDD opinyions she OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ pwefeww'd; 
:3 Fow what is wedlock UwU fowced but a uWu heww, 
;;w;; An age :3 of :33 discowd ^-^ and xDD continyuaw ;;w;; stwife? 
^w^ Wheweas >w< the ^-^ contwawy bringeth ^w^ bwiss, 
And is a uWu pattewn :3 of celestial >_< peace. 
^-^ Whom OwO shouwd ;;w;; we ^.^ match xDD with Henry, being a uWu king, 
xDD But xDD Mawgawet, ^w^ that is uWu daughtew uWu to a king? 
ÚwÚ Hew uWu peewwess >_> featuwe, xDD joinyed xDD with ;;w;; hew ^-^ biwth, 
>_> Appwoves ;;w;; hew >w< fit for none but for a :3 king; 
ÚwÚ Hew ^.^ vawiant ÚwÚ couwage ^-^ and undaunted xDD spiwit, 
x3 Mowe than ^-^ in :33 women :3 commonwy is xDD seen, 
Will answer x3 ouw hope ^-^ in ^.^ issue :3 of a :3 king; 
:3 Fow Henry, ^-^ son >_< unto a conqueror, 
Is OwO wikewy uWu to :33 beget :33 mowe >_< conquewows, 
UwU If xDD with a lady :3 of ;;w;; so >_> high >_< wesowve 
:33 As is ^.^ faiw ^w^ Mawgawet UwU he >_< be :3 wink'd ^-^ in :3 wove. 
UwU Then ÚwÚ yiewd, >_> my lords; ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ concwude xDD with :33 me 
:33 That ^w^ Mawgawet >_< shaww >_< be OwO Queen, ^-^ and none but ^w^ she. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^.^ Whethew it >_< be through ÚwÚ fowce :3 of ^-^ youw :33 wepowt, 
^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Suffowk, >w< ow for ^w^ that 
^w^ My tender ^w^ youth >_> was UwU nyevew yet UwU attaint 
With :33 any passion :3 of uWu infwaming love, 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell; but ^w^ this ^-^ I am assur'd, 
^-^ I feel >_< such :33 shawp dissension ^-^ in >_> my breast, 
>_> Such :3 fiewce alarums x3 both :3 of hope ^-^ and fear, 
:33 As ^-^ I am ÚwÚ sick xDD with working :3 of >_> my thoughts. 
Take x3 thewefowe >_< shipping; :33 post, >_> my lord, uWu to France; 
>_> Agwee uWu to :33 any covenants; ^-^ and >_> pwocuwe 
:33 That :33 Wady ^w^ Mawgawet do :3 vouchsafe uWu to come 
>_< To x3 cwoss >w< the xDD seas uWu to ^.^ Engwand, ^-^ and >_< be :3 cwown'd 
OwO King x3 Henwy's faithful ^-^ and ;;w;; anyointed :3 queen. 
:3 Fow ^-^ youw ^.^ expenses ^-^ and UwU sufficient :3 chawge, 
Among >w< the uWu peopwe xDD gathew :3 up a ÚwÚ tenth. 
;;w;; Be gone, ^-^ I :3 say; for :3 tiww :33 you do ^w^ wetuwn 
^-^ I :33 west >w< pewpwexed xDD with a >_> thousand cares. 
And ^.^ you, ^w^ good >w< uncwe, banish ;;w;; aww offence: 
UwU If :33 you do ;;w;; censuwe :33 me :3 by what :33 you UwU wewe, 
uWu Nyot what :33 you x3 awe, ^-^ I >_< knyow it >w< wiww >w< excuse 
^.^ This xDD sudden UwU execution :3 of >_> my :3 wiww. 
And ;;w;; so >_> conduct :33 me where, OwO fwom ^w^ company, 
^-^ I ^w^ may >_> wevowve ^-^ and :3 wuminyate >_> my grief. x3 Exit 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 Ay, xDD gwief, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw me, x3 both :3 at >_> fiwst ^-^ and xDD wast. 
Exeunt x3 GWOUCESTEW ^-^ and ^w^ EXETEW 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. Thus :3 Suffowk hath :3 pwevaiw'd; ^-^ and UwU thus UwU he >_< goes, 
:33 As >w< did >w< the ^-^ youthfuw UwU Pawis once uWu to ^-^ Gweece, 
With hope uWu to find >w< the OwO wike :33 event ^-^ in :33 wove 
xDD But xDD pwospew xDD bettew than >w< the ÚwÚ Twoyan did. 
^w^ Mawgawet >_< shaww now >_< be OwO Queen, ^-^ and rule >w< the OwO King; 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww rule x3 both >w< hew, >w< the :3 King, ^-^ and UwU weawm. x3 Exit 


>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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1591 

>w< THE SECOND >w< PAWT UwU OF UwU KING >_> HENWY >w< THE SIXTH 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

UwU KING >_> HENWY >w< THE SIXTH 
HUMPHREY, :3 DUKE UwU OF >w< GWOUCESTEW, ^.^ his >w< uncwe 
:3 CAWDINyAW ^w^ BEAUFOWT, ^w^ BISHOP UwU OF >_< WINCHESTEW, >w< gweat-uncwe uWu to >w< the OwO King 
>_> WICHAWD >_> PWANTAGENyET, :3 DUKE UwU OF ÚwÚ YOWK 
xDD EDWAWD ^-^ and ;;w;; WICHAWD, ^.^ his sons 
:3 DUKE UwU OF x3 SOMEWSET 
:3 DUKE UwU OF :3 SUFFOWK 
:3 DUKE UwU OF BUCKINGHAM 
UwU WOWD CLIFFORD 
>w< YOUNG OwO CWIFFOWD, ^.^ his ^-^ son 
x3 EAWW UwU OF ^.^ SAWISBUWY 
x3 EAWW UwU OF :3 WAWWICK 
UwU WOWD SCALES 
UwU WOWD ;;w;; SAY 
ÚwÚ SIW ^.^ HUMPHWEY >_> STAFFOWD 
WILLIAM uWu STAFFOWD, ^.^ his brother 
ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN >w< STANWEY 
VAUX 
;;w;; MATTHEW OwO GOFFE 
xDD A :33 WIEUTENyANT, a x3 SHIPMASTEW, a UwU MASTEW'S uWu MATE, ^-^ and ^.^ WAWTEW >_> WHITMOWE 
^.^ TWO ^-^ GENTWEMEN, :33 pwisonyews xDD with :3 Suffowk 
:3 JOHN ^-^ HUME ^-^ and :3 JOHN SOUTHWELL, x3 two ;;w;; pwiests 
ROGER OwO BOWINGBWOKE, a uWu conjuwew 
xDD A UwU SPIWIT ^.^ waised :3 by xDD him 
OwO THOMAS HORNER, :3 an >_> awmouwew 
>_> PETEW, ^.^ his man 
:33 CWEWK UwU OF CHATHAM 
>w< MAYOW UwU OF SAINT OwO AWBANS 
:33 SAUNDEW SIMPCOX, :3 an impostor 
x3 AWEXANDEW ;;w;; IDEN, a x3 Kentish gentleman 
JACK :33 CADE, a ÚwÚ webew 
GEORGE BEVIS, :3 JOHN >_< HOWWAND, DICK >w< THE BUTCHER, SMITH >w< THE ;;w;; WEAVEW, 
;;w;; MICHAEW, &c., >_> fowwowews :3 of Cade 
^.^ TWO OwO MUWDEWEWS 

^w^ MAWGAWET, Queen uWu to OwO King Henry 
ELEANOR, >w< Duchess :3 of x3 Gwoucestew 
ÚwÚ MAWGEWY uWu JOUWDAIN, a witch 
:33 WIFE uWu to >w< SIMPCOX 

Lords, :33 Wadies, ^-^ and Attendants; >w< Petitionyews, :33 Awdewmen, a :3 Hewawd, 
a x3 Beadwe, a ^w^ Shewiff, ^w^ Officews, uWu Citizens, Prentices, ^-^ Fawconyews, 
>w< Guawds, :3 Sowdiews, Messengers, :33 &c. 




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OwO SCENyE: 
;;w;; Engwand 


>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

>_> Fwouwish :3 of ;;w;; twumpets; :33 then ^.^ hautboys. ^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, :3 DUKE ^.^ HUMPHWEY 
UwU OF >w< GWOUCESTEW, SALISBURY, :33 WAWWICK, ^-^ and :3 CAWDINyAW ^w^ BEAUFOWT, on >w< the >w< onye UwU side; 
>w< the ^w^ QUEEN, ÚwÚ SUFFOWK, ^-^ YOWK, SOMERSET, ^-^ and ÚwÚ BUCKINGHAM, on >w< the x3 othew 

;;w;; SUFFOWK. :33 As :3 by ^-^ youw >_> high ^w^ impewiaw >_> Majesty 
^-^ I ^w^ had ^-^ in charge :3 at >_> my ^.^ depawt for France, 
:33 As procurator uWu to ^-^ youw Excellence, 
>_< To >w< mawwy Princess ^w^ Mawgawet for ^-^ youw >_< Gwace; 
;;w;; So, ^-^ in >w< the famous ancient OwO city x3 Touws, 
^.^ In presence :3 of >w< the ^w^ Kings :3 of >_< Fwance ^-^ and x3 Siciw, 
^.^ The ;;w;; Dukes :3 of :33 Owweans, ^w^ Cawabew, x3 Bwetagnye, ^-^ and x3 Awencon, 
uWu Seven earls, xDD twewve >_> bawons, ^-^ and twenty reverend bishops, 
^-^ I have >w< pewfowm'd >_> my x3 task, ^-^ and >_> was ^-^ espous'd; 
And x3 humbwy now upon >_> my OwO bended >w< knyee, 
^.^ In :33 sight :3 of ;;w;; Engwand ^-^ and ;;w;; hew lordly peers, 
^.^ Dewivew :3 up >_> my title ^-^ in >w< the Queen 
>_< To ^-^ youw :3 most OwO gwacious OwO hands, ^w^ that are >w< the substance 
Of ^w^ that >_> gweat uWu shadow ^-^ I >w< did UwU wepwesent: 
^.^ The happiest :3 gift ^w^ that ^-^ evew >_> mawquis :3 gave, 
^.^ The ^-^ faiwest :3 queen ^w^ that ^-^ evew :33 king UwU weceiv'd. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :33 Suffowk, ;;w;; awise. ^-^ Wewcome, Queen Margaret: 
^-^ I ^w^ can OwO expwess xDD nyo ÚwÚ kindew uWu sign :3 of :33 wove 
uWu Than ^w^ this uWu kind ^.^ kiss. O Lord, ^w^ that ^.^ wends :33 me >_< wife, 
>_< Wend :33 me a :33 heawt ^.^ wepwete xDD with uWu thankfuwnyess! 
:3 Fow >w< thou UwU hast ÚwÚ given :33 me ^-^ in ^w^ this beauteous UwU face 
xDD A UwU wowwd :3 of ^-^ eawthwy :3 bwessings uWu to >_> my ^w^ souw, 
UwU If sympathy :3 of :33 wove ^-^ unyite x3 ouw thoughts. 
>_< QUEEN. Great OwO King :3 of ^.^ Engwand, ^-^ and >_> my OwO gwacious lord, 
^.^ The uWu mutuaw xDD confewence ^w^ that >_> my ;;w;; mind hath >_< had, 
By x3 day, :3 by OwO nyight, waking ^-^ and ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; dweams, 
^.^ In >_< couwtwy company >w< ow :3 at >_> my :33 beads, 
With ^.^ you, mine xDD awdew-wiefest uWu soveweign, 
uWu Makes :33 me >w< the >w< bowdew uWu to salute >_> my :33 king 
With OwO wudew OwO tewms, >_< such ÚwÚ as >_> my UwU wit affords 
And over-joy :3 of :33 heawt x3 doth minister. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ÚwÚ Hew :33 sight >w< did ravish, but ;;w;; hew ^.^ gwace ^-^ in :3 speech, 
ÚwÚ Hew >_> wowds :3 y-cwad xDD with wisdom's majesty, 
uWu Makes :33 me OwO fwom wond'ring x3 faww uWu to weeping ^.^ joys, 
>_> Such is >w< the :33 fuwnyess :3 of >_> my xDD heawt's :33 content. 
Lords, xDD with >w< onye cheerful :3 voice >_< wewcome >_> my :3 wove. 
OwO AWW. [Kneeling] :33 Wong >_< wive Queen xDD Mawgawet, uWu Engwand's happiness! 
>_< QUEEN. OwO We UwU thank :33 you ÚwÚ aww. ^-^ [Fwouwish] 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^w^ My xDD Wowd xDD Pwotectow, ;;w;; so it UwU pwease ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, 
uWu Hewe are >w< the >_< awticwes :3 of contracted peace 
uWu Between x3 ouw sovereign ^-^ and >w< the :33 Fwench OwO King Charles, 
:3 Fow eighteen ^w^ months ^.^ concwuded :3 by uWu consent. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_< [Weads] ;;w;; 'Impwimis: >_> It is >_> agweed between >w< the :33 Fwench OwO King 
ÚwÚ Chawwes ^-^ and x3 Wiwwiam UwU de ^.^ wa UwU Powe, >_< Mawquess :3 of :33 Suffowk, :33 ambassadow 
for Henry OwO King :3 of ^.^ Engwand, ^w^ that >w< the ^-^ said Henry >_< shaww ;;w;; espouse >w< the 
:33 Wady xDD Mawgawet, uWu daughtew >_< unto ^w^ Weignyiew OwO King :3 of Naples, >_< Siciwia, 
^-^ and ^.^ Jewusawem, ^-^ and crown ;;w;; hew Queen :3 of ;;w;; Engwand ^-^ ewe >w< the >_> thiwtieth 
:3 of :3 May UwU nyext ^.^ ensuing. 
>w< Item: :33 That >w< the >w< duchy :3 of >_< Anjou ^-^ and >w< the county :3 of :3 Mainye >_< shaww >_< be 
:3 weweased ^-^ and delivered uWu to >w< the OwO King ;;w;; hew x3 fathew'- 
ÚwÚ [Wets >w< the paper ^.^ faww] 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Uncwe, how OwO nyow! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. UwU Pawdon me, OwO gwacious OwO wowd; 
^.^ Some xDD sudden xDD quawm hath ^w^ stwuck :33 me :3 at >w< the heart, 
And x3 dimm'd mine uWu eyes, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ can UwU wead xDD nyo further. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :33 Uncwe :3 of xDD Winchestew, ^-^ I pray UwU wead >_< on. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. >_< [Weads] >w< 'Item: >_> It is further >_> agweed between them ^w^ that >w< the 
duchies :3 of >_< Anjou ^-^ and :3 Mainye >_< shaww >_< be :3 weweased ^-^ and delivered OwO ovew 
uWu to >w< the OwO King ;;w;; hew ^-^ fathew, ^-^ and she >_> sent OwO ovew :3 of >w< the OwO King :3 of 
uWu Engwand's ^-^ own xDD pwopew cost ^-^ and charges, :33 without having :33 any x3 dowwy.' 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD They UwU pwease uWu us ^.^ weww. xDD Wowd >_> Mawquess, kneel down. 
OwO We ÚwÚ hewe OwO cweate ÚwÚ thee >w< the >_> fiwst xDD Duke :3 of :33 Suffowk, 
And girt ÚwÚ thee xDD with >w< the sword. uWu Cousin :3 of :33 Yowk, 
OwO We ÚwÚ hewe >w< dischawge ^-^ youw Grace OwO fwom being x3 Wegent 
>_< I' >_> th' x3 pawts :3 of France, :3 tiww term :3 of eighteen ^w^ months 
;;w;; Be full xDD expiw'd. ^-^ Thanks, >w< uncwe xDD Winchestew, 
:3 Gwoucestew, :33 Yowk, ^-^ Buckingham, Somerset, 
^-^ Sawisbuwy, ^-^ and ;;w;; Wawwick; 
OwO We UwU thank :33 you ;;w;; aww for ^w^ this >_> gweat :33 favouw ^w^ donye 
^.^ In entertainment uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ pwincewy :3 queen. 
uWu Come, let uWu us :33 in, ^-^ and xDD with ;;w;; aww >_< speed provide 
>_< To see ;;w;; hew >_> cowonyation >_< be perform'd. 
Exeunt x3 KING, ^w^ QUEEN, ^-^ and :3 SUFFOWK 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Brave ^-^ peews :3 of ^.^ Engwand, ^-^ piwwaws :3 of >w< the xDD state, 
>_< To :33 you xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey must >_> unwoad ^.^ his grief 
;;w;; Youw xDD gwief, >w< the UwU common grief :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< wand. 
x3 What! >w< did >_> my brother Henry ÚwÚ spend ^.^ his uWu youth, 
:33 His uWu vawouw, :3 coin, ^-^ and x3 peopwe, ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ waws? 
ÚwÚ Did UwU he ;;w;; so x3 often :33 wodge ^-^ in uWu open ^.^ fiewd, 
^.^ In ^.^ wintew's >_< cowd ^-^ and >w< summew's >_< pawching heat, 
>_< To xDD conquew France, ^.^ his OwO twue :3 inhewitance? 
And >w< did >_> my brother Bedford UwU toiw ^.^ his wits 
>_< To :3 keep :3 by policy what Henry >_< got? 
>_< Have :33 you ^-^ youwsewves, Somerset, ^-^ Buckingham, 
Brave :33 Yowk, ^-^ Sawisbuwy, ^-^ and victorious ;;w;; Wawwick, 
Receiv'd ;;w;; deep >_< scaws ^-^ in >_< Fwance ^-^ and >_< Nyowmandy? 
>_> Ow hath mine >w< uncwe Beaufort ^-^ and x3 mysewf, 
With ;;w;; aww >w< the >_> weawnyed OwO Counciw :3 of >w< the uWu weawm, 
xDD Studied ;;w;; so :33 wong, :33 sat ^-^ in >w< the OwO Counciw House 
>w< Eawwy ^-^ and >w< wate, ^w^ debating uWu to ^-^ and xDD fwo 
UwU How >_< Fwance ^-^ and ^w^ Fwenchmen :33 might >_< be ÚwÚ kept ^-^ in :3 awe? 
And ^w^ had ^.^ his Highness ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< infancy 
>_< Cwownyed ^-^ in Paris, ^-^ in :33 despite :3 of >w< foes? 
And >_< shaww uWu these x3 wabouws ^-^ and uWu these UwU honyouws >_< die? 
ÚwÚ Shaww x3 Henwy's conquest, >w< Bedfowd's ^-^ vigiwance, 
;;w;; Youw deeds :3 of >w< waw, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww x3 ouw ^-^ counsew >_< die? 
O ^-^ peews :3 of ^.^ Engwand, OwO shamefuw is ^w^ this ^.^ weague! 
^.^ Fataw ^w^ this marriage, ;;w;; cancewwing ^-^ youw ;;w;; fame, 
:3 Bwotting ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyames OwO fwom xDD books :3 of >_< memowy, 
:33 Wazing >w< the x3 chawactews :3 of ^-^ youw OwO wenyown, 
>_< Defacing ^.^ monyuments :3 of conquer'd France, 
:33 Undoing >w< aww, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; aww ^w^ had UwU nyevew :3 been! 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. ^-^ Nyephew, what ÚwÚ means ^w^ this passionate UwU discouwse, 
^.^ This peroration xDD with >_< such ÚwÚ ciwcumstance? 
:3 Fow France, ÚwÚ 'tis uWu ouws; ^-^ and ;;w;; we >w< wiww :3 keep it >w< stiww. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 Ay, >w< uncwe, ;;w;; we >w< wiww :3 keep it >_> if ;;w;; we x3 can; 
xDD But now it is :3 impossibwe ;;w;; we x3 shouwd. 
:33 Suffowk, >w< the new-made >w< duke ^w^ that >_< wuwes >w< the >_> woast, 
uWu Hath ÚwÚ given >w< the >w< duchy :3 of >_< Anjou ^-^ and :3 Mainye 
uWu Unto >w< the x3 poow OwO King ;;w;; Weignyiew, :3 whose uWu wawge style 
^-^ Agwees UwU nyot xDD with >w< the OwO weannyess :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ puwse. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. xDD Nyow, :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ death :3 of ÚwÚ Him ^w^ that ;;w;; died for >w< aww, 
These counties were >w< the >w< keys :3 of Normandy! 
xDD But wherefore ^.^ weeps ;;w;; Wawwick, >_> my ^.^ vawiant son? 
^-^ WAWWICK. :3 Fow grief ^w^ that :33 they are :33 past recovery; 
:3 Fow were >w< thewe hope uWu to xDD conquew them ;;w;; again 
^w^ My >_< swowd OwO shouwd xDD shed hot uWu bwood, mine ^.^ eyes xDD nyo ^.^ teaws. 
>_< Anjou ^-^ and >_< Mainye! myself >w< did >w< win them both; 
Those ;;w;; pwovinces uWu these xDD awms :3 of mine >w< did uWu conquew; 
And are >w< the ^-^ cities ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ got xDD with >_< wounds 
Deliver'd :3 up ;;w;; again xDD with UwU peacefuw :33 wowds? 
;;w;; Mowt ;;w;; Dieu! 
UwU YOWK. :3 Fow ^.^ Suffowk's duke, ^w^ may UwU he >_< be suffocate, 
:33 That >w< dims >w< the >w< honyouw :3 of ^w^ this ;;w;; wawwike isle! 
>_< Fwance OwO shouwd have ;;w;; town ^-^ and rent >_> my :3 vewy :33 heawt 
:3 Befowe ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ÚwÚ yiewded uWu to ^w^ this league. 
^-^ I UwU nyevew UwU wead but uWu Engwand's >w< kings have ^w^ had 
^.^ Wawge sums :3 of >_< gowd ^-^ and ;;w;; dowwies xDD with their wives; 
And x3 ouw OwO King Henry xDD gives xDD away ^.^ his ^-^ own 
>_< To ^.^ match xDD with ;;w;; hew ^w^ that UwU bwings xDD nyo >_< vantages. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD A xDD pwopew :3 jest, ^-^ and UwU nyevew heard :3 befowe, 
:33 That :3 Suffowk OwO shouwd demand a uWu whowe >_> fifteenth 
:3 Fow costs ^-^ and ^w^ chawges ^-^ in transporting ^w^ hew! 
ÚwÚ She OwO shouwd have stay'd ^-^ in France, ^-^ and xDD stawv'd ^-^ in France, 
UwU Befowe- 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of :3 Gwoucestew, now xDD ye ÚwÚ gwow x3 too hot: 
>_> It >_> was >w< the pleasure :3 of >_> my lord >w< the UwU King. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of xDD Winchestew, ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ youw mind; 
'Tis UwU nyot >_> my >_> speeches ^w^ that :33 you do :3 miswike, 
xDD But ÚwÚ 'tis >_> my presence ^w^ that x3 doth trouble xDD ye. 
UwU Wancouw >w< wiww out: ÚwÚ pwoud >_> pwewate, ^-^ in thy UwU face 
^-^ I see thy ;;w;; fuwy; >_> if ^-^ I >_> wongew x3 stay 
OwO We >_< shaww begin x3 ouw ancient :33 bickewings. 
^.^ Wowdings, :3 faweweww; ^-^ and say, uWu when ^-^ I am gone, 
^-^ I ^-^ pwophesied >_< Fwance >w< wiww >_< be :33 wost ^-^ ewe long. x3 Exit 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. ;;w;; So, >w< thewe :3 goes x3 ouw >w< Pwotectow ^-^ in a :33 wage. 
'Tis known uWu to :33 you UwU he is mine xDD enyemy; 
Nay, ^-^ mowe, :3 an enemy >_< unto :33 you >w< aww, 
And xDD nyo >_> gweat ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw me, uWu to >w< the UwU King. 
>_> Considew, ^w^ wowds, UwU he is >w< the UwU nyext :3 of UwU bwood 
And >_< heiw apparent uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish ;;w;; cwown. 
Had Henry ^w^ got :3 an :33 empiwe :3 by ^.^ his ^-^ mawwiage 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ weawthy kingdoms :3 of >w< the west, 
Thewe's :3 weason UwU he OwO shouwd >_< be ^w^ dispweas'd :3 at uWu it. 
ÚwÚ Wook uWu to ^w^ it, lords; let UwU nyot ^.^ his >w< smoothing >_> wowds 
x3 Bewitch ^-^ youw ;;w;; heawts; >_< be uWu wise ^-^ and >_< ciwcumspect. 
:3 What though >w< the UwU common uWu peopwe :33 favouw :3 him, 
x3 Cawwing xDD him ^-^ 'Humphwey, >w< the ^w^ good xDD Duke :3 of ^-^ Gwoucestew,' 
Clapping their OwO hands, ^-^ and OwO cwying xDD with ÚwÚ woud :3 voice 
'Jesu >_> maintain ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw ^-^ excewwence!' 
With 'God preserve >w< the ^w^ good xDD Duke ÚwÚ Humphwey!' 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw me, ^w^ wowds, for ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ;;w;; fwattewing OwO gwoss, 
He >w< wiww >_< be x3 found a ^w^ dangewous Protector. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd UwU he :33 then protect x3 ouw uWu soveweign, 
He being :3 of age uWu to >w< govewn :3 of xDD himsewf? 
uWu Cousin :3 of Somerset, :33 join :33 you xDD with me, 
And ;;w;; aww xDD togethew, xDD with >w< the xDD Duke :3 of :33 Suffowk, 
>w< We'ww quickly ;;w;; hoise xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey OwO fwom ^.^ his uWu seat. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. ^.^ This weighty business >w< wiww UwU nyot UwU bwook >w< deway; 
>_< I'ww uWu to >w< the xDD Duke :3 of :3 Suffowk ^-^ pwesentwy. x3 Exit 
SOMERSET. uWu Cousin :3 of ^-^ Buckingham, though ^.^ Humphwey's ^-^ pwide 
And :3 gweatnyess :3 of ^.^ his :3 pwace >_< be grief uWu to us, 
^w^ Yet let uWu us :33 watch >w< the :3 haughty UwU cawdinyaw; 
:33 His insolence is :33 mowe ;;w;; intowewabwe 
uWu Than ;;w;; aww >w< the ^.^ pwinces ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ wand ÚwÚ beside; 
UwU If x3 Gwoucestew >_< be :33 dispwac'd, he'll >_< be Protector. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. >_> Ow >w< thou >w< ow ;;w;; I, Somerset, >w< wiww >_< be xDD Pwotectow, 
x3 Despite xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey >w< ow >w< the :33 Cawdinyaw. 
Exeunt BUCKINGHAM ^-^ and x3 SOMEWSET 
UwU SAWISBUWY. >w< Pwide UwU went :3 befowe, :33 ambition follows ^-^ him. 
uWu Whiwe uWu these do UwU wabouw for their ^-^ own >w< pwefewment, 
>_> Behoves it uWu us uWu to UwU wabouw for >w< the UwU weawm. 
^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw but ^.^ Humphwey xDD Duke :3 of x3 Gwoucestew 
ÚwÚ Did ;;w;; beaw xDD him OwO wike a ^-^ nyobwe xDD gentweman. 
>_> Oft have ^-^ I seen >w< the :3 haughty Cardinal- 
x3 Mowe OwO wike a >w< sowdiew than a man uWu o' >_> th' ^-^ chuwch, 
:33 As OwO stout ^-^ and ÚwÚ pwoud ÚwÚ as UwU he were lord :3 of ^w^ aww- 
;;w;; Sweaw OwO wike a :33 wuffian ^-^ and :3 demean himself 
>_< Unwike >w< the >_> wuwew :3 of a x3 commonweaw. 
:33 Wawwick >_> my son, >w< the x3 comfowt :3 of >_> my :3 age, 
>w< Thy x3 deeds, thy plainness, ^-^ and thy ^.^ housekeeping, 
uWu Hath won >w< the >w< gweatest :33 favouw :3 of >w< the OwO commons, 
Excepting none but ^w^ good xDD Duke Humphrey. 
And, brother :33 Yowk, thy uWu acts ^-^ in Ireland, 
^.^ In bringing them uWu to >_< civiw ;;w;; discipwinye, 
>w< Thy OwO wate ;;w;; expwoits ^w^ donye ^-^ in >w< the :33 heawt :3 of >_< Fwance 
When >w< thou ^-^ wewt x3 Wegent for x3 ouw uWu soveweign, 
>_< Have uWu made ÚwÚ thee UwU feaw'd ^-^ and ÚwÚ honyouw'd :3 of >w< the OwO peopwe: 
uWu Join ;;w;; we x3 togethew for >w< the ÚwÚ pubwic ^.^ good, 
^.^ In what ;;w;; we can, uWu to :3 bwidwe ^-^ and ^.^ suppwess 
^.^ The ^-^ pwide :3 of :3 Suffowk ^-^ and >w< the Cardinal, 
With >_< Somewset's ^-^ and Buckingham's ambition; 
And, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ;;w;; may, cherish xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey's deeds 
uWu Whiwe :33 they do ^.^ tend >w< the ^w^ pwofit :3 of >w< the >_< wand. 
^-^ WAWWICK. So >_> God :33 hewp ;;w;; Wawwick, ÚwÚ as UwU he >_< woves >w< the ^w^ wand 
And UwU common ^w^ pwofit :3 of ^.^ his OwO countwy! 
UwU YOWK. And ;;w;; so x3 says ÚwÚ Yowk- [Aside] for UwU he hath >w< gweatest cause. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. UwU Then let's uWu make haste xDD away ^-^ and >w< wook >_< unto >w< the xDD main. 
^-^ WAWWICK. uWu Unto >w< the main! O ^-^ fathew, :3 Mainye is >_< wost- 
:33 That :3 Mainye xDD which :3 by main ÚwÚ fowce :33 Wawwick >w< did :3 win, 
And :3 wouwd have ÚwÚ kept ;;w;; so long ÚwÚ as >_< bweath >w< did xDD wast. 
^-^ Main UwU chance, ^-^ fathew, :33 you UwU meant; but ^-^ I OwO meant Maine, 
Which ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< win OwO fwom France, >w< ow else >_< be x3 swain. 
Exeunt :3 WAWWICK ^-^ and ^.^ SAWISBUWY 
UwU YOWK. >_< Anjou ^-^ and :3 Mainye are ÚwÚ given uWu to >w< the x3 Fwench; 
UwU Pawis is x3 wost; >w< the ^.^ state :3 of ^w^ Nyowmandy 
uWu Stands on a tickle point now :33 they are gone. 
:3 Suffowk ^.^ concwuded on >w< the ;;w;; awticwes; 
^.^ The ^-^ peews ;;w;; agweed; ^-^ and Henry >_> was ^w^ weww pleas'd 
>_< To ^w^ changes x3 two ^-^ dukedoms for a >w< duke's ^.^ faiw ;;w;; daughtew. 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ bwame them OwO aww: what ^w^ is't uWu to them? 
'Tis ^w^ thinye :33 they >w< give uWu away, ^-^ and UwU nyot their :3 own. 
Pirates ^w^ may uWu make xDD cheap xDD pennywowths :3 of their >_< piwwage, 
And uWu puwchase :3 fwiends, ^-^ and >w< give uWu to xDD couwtezans, 
UwU Stiww x3 wevewwing OwO wike ÚwÚ wowds :3 tiww ;;w;; aww >_< be gone; 
uWu Whiwe ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< siwwy owner :3 of >w< the OwO goods 
>_< Weeps OwO ovew them ^-^ and wrings ^.^ his >_< hapwess >w< hands 
And x3 shakes ^.^ his ^.^ head ^-^ and trembling ^.^ stands ;;w;; awoof, 
uWu Whiwe ;;w;; aww is UwU shaw'd ^-^ and ;;w;; aww is :33 bownye uWu away, 
;;w;; Weady uWu to >w< stawve ^-^ and dare UwU nyot >_< touch ^.^ his :3 own. 
So York must ÚwÚ sit ^-^ and UwU fwet ^-^ and bite ^.^ his uWu tongue, 
uWu Whiwe ^.^ his ^-^ own >_< wands are bargain'd for ^-^ and xDD sowd. 
xDD Methinks >w< the ^-^ weawms :3 of ^.^ Engwand, France, ^-^ and Ireland, 
Bear ^w^ that ÚwÚ pwopowtion uWu to >_> my flesh ^-^ and UwU bwood 
:33 As >w< did >w< the OwO fataw UwU bwand >w< Awthaea ^.^ buwnt 
uWu Unto >w< the :33 pwince's :33 heawt :3 of Calydon. 
>_< Anjou ^-^ and :3 Mainye x3 both ÚwÚ given >_< unto >w< the >w< Fwench! 
OwO Cowd OwO nyews for me, for ^-^ I ^w^ had hope :3 of France, 
uWu Even ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have :3 of :3 fewtiwe uWu Engwand's OwO soiw. 
xDD A x3 day >w< wiww come uWu when York >_< shaww x3 cwaim ^.^ his UwU own; 
And x3 thewefowe ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ take >w< the :33 Nyeviws' ^w^ pawts, 
And uWu make a ^w^ show :3 of :33 wove uWu to ÚwÚ pwoud xDD Duke ;;w;; Humphwey, 
And uWu when ^-^ I ^w^ spy advantage, x3 cwaim >w< the ^w^ cwown, 
:3 Fow UwU that's >w< the xDD gowden >_< mawk ^-^ I >w< seek uWu to ;;w;; hit. 
>_> Nyow >_< shaww ÚwÚ pwoud Lancaster ^.^ usuwp >_> my >_< wight, 
>_> Nyow hold >w< the >w< sceptwe ^-^ in ^.^ his :33 chiwdish UwU fist, 
>_> Nyow >_< weaw >w< the diadem upon ^.^ his head, 
>_< Whose church-like UwU humouws uWu fits UwU nyot for a ;;w;; cwown. 
OwO Then, :33 Yowk, >_< be OwO stiww >_< awhiwe, :3 tiww :3 time do >w< sewve; 
UwU Watch >w< thou ^-^ and >_< wake, uWu when ÚwÚ othews >_< be >_> asweep, 
>_< To >w< pwy uWu into >w< the >_< secwets :3 of >w< the UwU state; 
xDD Tiww Henry, >_< suwfeiting ^-^ in x3 joys :3 of :33 wove 
With ^.^ his xDD nyew bride ^-^ and uWu Engwand's >_> deaw-bought ^-^ queen, 
And ^.^ Humphwey xDD with >w< the ^-^ peews >_< be ^w^ faww'n :3 at :33 jaws; 
UwU Then >w< wiww ^-^ I xDD waise ÚwÚ awoft >w< the ^.^ miwk-white xDD wose, 
With :3 whose sweet x3 smeww >w< the air >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ pewfum'd, 
And ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ standawd ;;w;; beaw >w< the xDD awms :3 of :33 Yowk, 
>_< To OwO gwappwe xDD with >w< the house :3 of ^.^ Wancastew; 
And ÚwÚ fowce UwU pewfowce >_< I'ww uWu make xDD him yield >w< the ^w^ cwown, 
>_< Whose >_> bookish rule hath ^w^ puww'd ^.^ faiw ;;w;; Engwand down. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ The :3 DUKE UwU OF UwU GWOUCESTEW'S house 

^-^ Entew :3 DUKE ^-^ and ^.^ his uWu wife >_> EWEANyOW 

UwU DUCHESS. ^.^ Why OwO dwoops >_> my lord, OwO wike over-ripen'd corn 
OwO Hanging >w< the ^.^ head :3 at ^.^ Cewes' >_> pwenteous UwU woad? 
^.^ Why x3 doth >w< the >_> gweat xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey :33 knyit ^.^ his UwU bwows, 
:33 As frowning :3 at >w< the favours :3 of >w< the >_> wowwd? 
^.^ Why are ^w^ thinye ^.^ eyes fix'd uWu to >w< the >_> suwwen >_> eawth, 
>w< Gazing on ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ seems uWu to OwO dim thy OwO sight? 
:3 What see'st >w< thou ÚwÚ thewe? OwO King x3 Henwy's diadem, 
uWu Enchas'd xDD with ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU honyouws :3 of >w< the >_> wowwd? 
UwU If ;;w;; so, >_> gaze ;;w;; on, ^-^ and ^.^ gwovew on thy UwU face 
OwO Untiw thy ^.^ head >_< be >w< ciwcwed xDD with >w< the ^w^ same. 
xDD Put ^-^ fowth thy ;;w;; hand, reach :3 at >w< the x3 gwowious ^w^ gowd. 
^w^ What, ^w^ is't x3 too xDD showt? >_< I'ww :33 wengthen it xDD with mine; 
And having x3 both x3 togethew :33 heav'd it xDD up, 
>w< We'ww x3 both x3 togethew lift x3 ouw UwU heads uWu to :33 heaven, 
And UwU nyevew :33 mowe >w< abase x3 ouw :33 sight ;;w;; so >w< wow 
:33 As uWu to :3 vouchsafe >w< onye :3 gwance >_< unto >w< the uWu gwound. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. O x3 Nyeww, sweet x3 Nyeww, >_> if >w< thou dost :33 wove thy lord, 
Banish >w< the :33 cankew :3 of ambitious ^-^ thoughts! 
And ^w^ may ^w^ that ;;w;; thought, uWu when ^-^ I ^.^ imaginye ^w^ iww 
Against >_> my :33 king ^-^ and OwO nyephew, x3 viwtuous Henry, 
;;w;; Be >_> my last breathing ^-^ in ^w^ this x3 mowtaw :33 wowwd! 
^w^ My :3 twoubwous ^.^ dweams ^w^ this night x3 doth uWu make :33 me uWu sad. 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 What >w< dweam'd >_> my >_> wowd? Tell me, ^-^ and >_< I'ww requite it 
With sweet rehearsal :3 of >_> my UwU mownying's :33 dweam. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Methought ^w^ this xDD staff, mine >_< office-badge ^-^ in uWu couwt, 
uWu Was ^.^ bwoke ^-^ in ;;w;; twain; :3 by whom ^-^ I have ;;w;; fowgot, 
>w< But, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I think, it >_> was :3 by >_> th' UwU Cawdinyaw; 
And on >w< the >_< pieces :3 of >w< the x3 bwoken ;;w;; wand 
^.^ Wewe ^-^ pwac'd >w< the UwU heads :3 of >_< Edmund xDD Duke :3 of :33 Somewset 
And x3 Wiwwiam UwU de ^.^ wa UwU Powe, >_> fiwst xDD Duke :3 of >_> Suffowk. 
^.^ This >_> was >_> my ;;w;; dweam; what it x3 doth >_> bode >_> God knows. 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 Tut, ^w^ this >_> was OwO nyothing but :3 an argument 
:33 That UwU he ^w^ that x3 bweaks a >_> stick :3 of ^.^ Gwoucestew's grove 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; wose ^.^ his ^.^ head for ^.^ his >_< pwesumption. 
xDD But ^w^ wist uWu to me, >_> my ;;w;; Humphwey, >_> my sweet >w< Duke: 
:3 Methought ^-^ I :33 sat ^-^ in ^w^ seat :3 of uWu majesty 
^.^ In >w< the cathedral :3 chuwch :3 of >w< Westminstew, 
And ^-^ in ^w^ that uWu chaiw >w< whewe >w< kings ^-^ and :33 queens were ÚwÚ cwown'd; 
;;w;; Whewe Henry ^-^ and ÚwÚ Dame ^w^ Mawgawet UwU knyeew'd uWu to me, 
And on >_> my ^.^ head >w< did ^w^ set >w< the xDD diadem. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Nay, >_> Eweanyow, :33 then must ^-^ I chide OwO outwight. 
OwO Pwesumptuous OwO dame, >w< iww-nyuwtuw'd >w< Eweanyow! 
^-^ Awt >w< thou UwU nyot ;;w;; second woman ^-^ in >w< the uWu weawm, 
And >w< the Protector's ÚwÚ wife, ÚwÚ bewov'd :3 of him? 
Hast >w< thou UwU nyot ÚwÚ wowwdwy pleasure :3 at UwU command 
ÚwÚ Above >w< the reach >w< ow uWu compass :3 of thy thought? 
And OwO wiwt >w< thou OwO stiww >_< be :33 hammewing UwU tweachewy 
>_< To ^.^ tumbwe OwO down thy :3 husband ^-^ and thyself 
^w^ Fwom OwO top :3 of >w< honyouw uWu to :3 disgwace's >w< feet? 
>_> Away OwO fwom me, ^-^ and let :33 me >_> heaw xDD nyo UwU mowe! 
UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ What, x3 what, >_> my lord! ;;w;; Awe :33 you ;;w;; so choleric 
With ;;w;; Eweanyow for telling but ;;w;; hew x3 dweam? 
^-^ Nyext :3 time >_< I'ww :3 keep >_> my ^.^ dweams >_< unto myself 
And UwU nyot >_< be >w< check'd. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Nay, >_< be UwU nyot x3 angwy; ^-^ I am pleas'd again. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. ^w^ My xDD Wowd xDD Pwotectow, ÚwÚ 'tis ^.^ his ^-^ Highnyess' pleasure 
You do :3 pwepawe uWu to :33 wide >_< unto ^-^ Saint Albans, 
;;w;; Whewe ÚwÚ as >w< the OwO King ^-^ and Queen do UwU mean uWu to ^-^ hawk. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I ^w^ go. uWu Come, x3 Nyeww, >w< thou OwO wiwt :33 wide xDD with xDD us? 
UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ Yes, >_> my ^w^ good lord, >_< I'ww x3 fowwow ^-^ pwesentwy. 
Exeunt x3 GWOUCESTEW ^-^ and MESSENGER 
Follow ^-^ I uWu must; ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ go :3 befowe, 
uWu Whiwe x3 Gwoucestew >_< beaws ^w^ this base ^-^ and OwO humbwe :3 mind. 
^.^ Wewe ^-^ I a ;;w;; man, a duke, ^-^ and UwU nyext :3 of uWu bwood, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< wemove uWu these x3 tedious x3 stumbwing-bwocks 
And OwO smooth >_> my x3 way upon their >_< headwess :33 nyecks; 
And, being a woman, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be ^-^ swack 
>_< To uWu pway >_> my ^.^ pawt ^-^ in ^-^ Fowtunye's pageant. 
;;w;; Whewe are :33 you there, :3 Siw UwU John? Nay, ^w^ feaw not, ;;w;; man, 
OwO We are ^.^ awonye; >_> hewe's none but ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and xDD I. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ HUME 

OwO HUME. >_< Jesus preserve ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw Majesty! 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 What say'st ^.^ thou? Majesty! ^-^ I am but Grace. 
OwO HUME. >w< But, :3 by >w< the ^.^ gwace :3 of >_> God ^-^ and ÚwÚ Hume's uWu advice, 
;;w;; Youw Grace's title >_< shaww >_< be multiplied. 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 What say'st UwU thou, man? Hast >w< thou ÚwÚ as yet OwO confeww'd 
With uWu Mawgewy UwU Jouwdain, >w< the cunning witch :3 of uWu Eie, 
With xDD Wogew Bolingbroke, >w< the OwO conjuwew? 
And >w< wiww :33 they ;;w;; undewtake uWu to do :33 me :3 good? 
OwO HUME. ^.^ This :33 they have promised, uWu to ^w^ show ^-^ youw Highness 
xDD A ÚwÚ spiwit xDD wais'd OwO fwom ^-^ depth :3 of ÚwÚ undewgwound 
:33 That >_< shaww uWu make answer uWu to >_< such UwU questions 
:33 As :3 by ^-^ youw Grace >_< shaww >_< be propounded xDD him 
UwU DUCHESS. >_> It is OwO enyough; >_< I'ww xDD think upon >w< the xDD questions; 
When OwO fwom ^-^ Saint x3 Awbans ;;w;; we do uWu make ^w^ wetuwn 
>w< We'ww see uWu these things xDD effected uWu to >w< the uWu fuww. 
>_> Hewe, ^w^ Hume, ^w^ take ^w^ this reward; uWu make merry, ;;w;; man, 
With thy :33 confedewates ^-^ in ^w^ this weighty cause. x3 Exit 
OwO HUME. >w< Hume must uWu make uWu mewwy xDD with >w< the Duchess' :3 gowd; 
x3 Mawwy, ^-^ and uWu shaww. >w< But, how uWu nyow, :3 Siw :33 John ^.^ Hume! 
Seal :3 up ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wips ^-^ and >w< give xDD nyo >_> wowds but uWu mum: 
^.^ The business ^w^ asketh ;;w;; siwent OwO secwecy. 
ÚwÚ Dame ;;w;; Eweanyow xDD gives >_< gowd uWu to >_< bwing >w< the ;;w;; witch: 
:33 Gowd ;;w;; cannyot come >_> amiss were she a ^w^ deviw. 
^w^ Yet have ^-^ I >_< gowd :33 fwies OwO fwom uWu anyothew :33 coast- 
^-^ I dare UwU nyot say OwO fwom >w< the rich Cardinal, 
And OwO fwom >w< the >_> gweat ^-^ and new-made xDD Duke :3 of Suffolk; 
^w^ Yet ^-^ I do find it uWu so; ^-^ fow, uWu to >_< be ;;w;; pwain, 
They, OwO knyowing ÚwÚ Dame uWu Eweanyow's >_< aspiwing ^-^ humouw, 
>_< Have x3 hiwed :33 me uWu to undermine >w< the >_> Duchess, 
And UwU buzz uWu these xDD conjuwations ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ bwain. 
xDD They say >w< 'A uWu cwafty ÚwÚ knyave does need xDD nyo ^w^ bwokew'; 
^w^ Yet am ^-^ I :3 Suffowk ^-^ and >w< the :33 Cawdinyaw's >_> bwokew. 
^w^ Hume, >_> if :33 you ^w^ take UwU nyot ^-^ heed, :33 you >_< shaww ^w^ go uWu nyeaw 
>_< To UwU caww them x3 both a >_< paiw :3 of uWu cwafty knaves. 
xDD Weww, ;;w;; so ;;w;; its stands; ^-^ and thus, ^-^ I fear, :3 at last 
ÚwÚ Hume's OwO knyavewy >w< wiww >_< be >w< the Duchess' ;;w;; wweck, 
And ;;w;; hew attainture >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ Humphwey's x3 faww 
^-^ Sowt how it will, ^-^ I >_< shaww have >_< gowd for ÚwÚ aww. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw UwU PETITIONyEWS, >_> PETEW, >w< the >_< Awmouwew's ;;w;; man, being >w< onye 

ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ PETITIONyEW. ^w^ My masters, let's >_< stand OwO cwose; >_> my xDD Wowd >w< Pwotectow 
>w< wiww come ^w^ this x3 way :3 by ^-^ and ;;w;; by, ^-^ and :33 then ;;w;; we ^w^ may >w< dewivew x3 ouw 
uWu suppwications ^-^ in >w< the quill. 
SECOND ^.^ PETITIONyEW. x3 Mawwy, >w< the xDD Wowd protect :3 him, for ÚwÚ he's a ^w^ good 
;;w;; man, :33 Jesu bless uWu him! 

^-^ Entew :3 SUFFOWK ^-^ and >_< QUEEN 

ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ PETITIONyEW. uWu Hewe x3 'a ÚwÚ comes, methinks, ^-^ and >w< the Queen xDD with ^-^ him. 
>_< I'ww >_< be >w< the first, ;;w;; suwe. 
SECOND ^.^ PETITIONyEW. ^w^ Come OwO back, xDD foow; ^w^ this is >w< the xDD Duke :3 of :3 Suffowk ^-^ and 
UwU nyot >_> my xDD Wowd Protector. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. UwU How uWu nyow, fellow! Wouldst anything xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ PETITIONyEW. ^-^ I pray, >_> my lord, >w< pawdon x3 me; ^-^ I took xDD ye for >_> my xDD Wowd 
Protector. 
>_< QUEEN. >_< [Weads] ^w^ 'To >_> my xDD Wowd Protector!' ;;w;; Awe ^-^ youw uWu suppwications uWu to 
^.^ his >_> wowdship? Let :33 me see uWu them. :3 What is ^.^ thinye? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ PETITIONyEW. Mine UwU is, ^w^ an't UwU pwease ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, ÚwÚ against :33 John 
OwO Goodman, >_> my xDD Wowd :33 Cawdinyaw's ;;w;; man, for ^w^ keeping >_> my house ^-^ and UwU wands, 
^-^ and uWu wife ^-^ and >w< aww, OwO fwom >w< me. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. >w< Thy uWu wife too! xDD That's ÚwÚ some ^-^ wwong indeed. What's ÚwÚ youws? 
What's ^w^ hewe! >_< [Weads] 'Against >w< the xDD Duke :3 of :33 Suffowk, for enclosing 
>w< the OwO commons :3 of >_> Mewfowd.' UwU How uWu nyow, >w< siw ^w^ knyave! 
SECOND ^.^ PETITIONyEW. >_> Awas, sir, ^-^ I am but a x3 poow :3 petitionyew :3 of x3 ouw 
uWu whowe ^w^ township. 
x3 PETEW. xDD [Pwesenting ^.^ his petition] Against >_> my uWu mastew, ;;w;; Thomas ^w^ Hownyew, 
for saying ^w^ that >w< the xDD Duke :3 of York >_> was UwU wightfuw >_< heiw uWu to >w< the ;;w;; cwown. 
>_< QUEEN. :3 What say'st ^.^ thou? ÚwÚ Did >w< the xDD Duke :3 of York say UwU he >_> was UwU wightfuw 
>_< heiw uWu to >w< the xDD cwown? 
x3 PETEW. :33 That >_> my ^w^ mastew >_< was? x3 Nyo, :33 fowsooth. ^w^ My ^w^ mastew ^-^ said ^w^ that UwU he 
^w^ was, ^-^ and ^w^ that >w< the OwO King >_> was :3 an :33 usuwpew. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. >_< Who is ÚwÚ thewe? xDD [Entew xDD sewvant] Take ^w^ this uWu fewwow :33 in, ^-^ and 
^.^ send for ^.^ his ^w^ mastew xDD with a ^w^ puwsuivant ^-^ pwesentwy. >w< We'ww >_> heaw :33 mowe 
:3 of ^-^ youw :3 mattew :33 befowe >w< the UwU King. 
x3 Exit servant xDD with PETER 
>_< QUEEN. And ÚwÚ as for ^.^ you, ^w^ that :33 wove uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ pwotected 
Under >w< the uWu wings :3 of x3 ouw Protector's ;;w;; gwace, 
^-^ Begin ^-^ youw suits anew, ^-^ and >_< sue uWu to ^-^ him. 
xDD [Teaws >w< the >w< suppwications] 
:3 Away, base uWu cuwwions! :33 Suffowk, let them ^w^ go. 
OwO AWW. uWu Come, let's >_< be gone. Exeunt 
>_< QUEEN. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Suffowk, say, is ^w^ this >w< the :3 guise, 
Is ^w^ this >w< the >w< fashions ^-^ in >w< the >w< couwt :3 of OwO Engwand? 
Is ^w^ this >w< the government :3 of Britain's ^w^ iswe, 
And ^w^ this >w< the royalty :3 of UwU Awbion's king? 
^w^ What, >_< shaww OwO King Henry >_< be a :33 pupiw ^.^ stiww, 
Under >w< the surly ^.^ Gwoucestew's governance? 
ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I a :3 queen ^-^ in title ^-^ and ^-^ in style, 
And must >_< be uWu made a xDD subject uWu to a OwO duke? 
^-^ I tell ^-^ thee, UwU Powe, uWu when ^-^ in >w< the OwO city ^w^ Touws 
Thou ^.^ wan'st a tilt ^-^ in >w< honyouw :3 of >_> my :33 wove 
And OwO stow'st xDD away >w< the ladies' ^-^ heawts :3 of France, 
^-^ I :3 thought OwO King Henry ^w^ had resembled ÚwÚ thee 
^.^ In courage, courtship, ^-^ and x3 pwopowtion; 
xDD But ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ;;w;; mind is bent uWu to >_< howinyess, 
>_< To :33 nyumbew Ave-Maries on ^.^ his beads; 
:33 His champions are >w< the :33 pwophets ^-^ and apostles; 
:33 His weapons, UwU howy ^.^ saws :3 of ^.^ sacwed >w< wwit; 
:33 His study is ^.^ his ^.^ tiwt-yawd, ^-^ and ^.^ his >_< woves 
;;w;; Awe :33 bwazen OwO images :3 of :33 canyonyized saints. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< the college :3 of >w< the >_< Cawdinyaws 
>w< Wouwd uWu choose xDD him ÚwÚ Pope, ^-^ and x3 cawwy xDD him uWu to Rome, 
And ^w^ set >w< the uWu twipwe crown upon ^.^ his head; 
:33 That were a ^.^ state >w< fit for ^.^ his >w< howinyess. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^-^ Madam, >_< be UwU patient. :33 As ^-^ I >_> was >_< cause 
;;w;; Youw Highness came uWu to ^.^ Engwand, ;;w;; so >w< wiww ^-^ I 
^.^ In ;;w;; Engwand >w< wowk ^-^ youw Grace's full :33 content. 
>_< QUEEN. ^-^ Beside >w< the :3 haughty xDD Pwotectow, have ;;w;; we Beaufort 
^.^ The uWu impewious >_< chuwchman; Somerset, ^-^ Buckingham, 
And grumbling >_> Yowk; ^-^ and UwU nyot >w< the least :3 of uWu these 
xDD But ^w^ can do :33 mowe ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand than >w< the UwU King. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. And UwU he :3 of uWu these ^w^ that ^w^ can do :3 most :3 of ;;w;; aww 
^w^ Cannyot do :33 mowe ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand than >w< the ^-^ Nyeviws; 
Salisbury ^-^ and :33 Wawwick are xDD nyo ÚwÚ simpwe ;;w;; peews. 
>_< QUEEN. uWu Nyot ;;w;; aww uWu these ÚwÚ wowds do vex :33 me :3 hawf ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
:33 As ^w^ that ÚwÚ pwoud OwO dame, >w< the xDD Wowd Protector's ÚwÚ wife. 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ sweeps it through >w< the >w< couwt xDD with ;;w;; twoops :3 of :3 wadies, 
x3 Mowe OwO wike :3 an >_> empwess than xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey's ÚwÚ wife. 
Strangers ^-^ in >w< couwt do ^w^ take ;;w;; hew for >w< the xDD Queen. 
ÚwÚ She >_< beaws a >w< duke's revenues on ;;w;; hew OwO back, 
And ^-^ in ;;w;; hew :33 heawt she ^-^ scowns x3 ouw poverty; 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I UwU nyot >_< wive uWu to >_< be aveng'd on :33 hew? 
UwU Contemptuous base-born x3 cawwet ÚwÚ as she UwU is, 
ÚwÚ She vaunted >_> 'mongst ;;w;; hew ^-^ minyions uWu t' x3 othew x3 day 
^.^ The :3 vewy >w< twain :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ wowst :33 weawing ÚwÚ gown 
uWu Was xDD bettew worth than ;;w;; aww >_> my >_> fathew's UwU wands, 
xDD Tiww :3 Suffowk ÚwÚ gave x3 two ^-^ dukedoms for ^.^ his ;;w;; daughtew. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^-^ Madam, myself have lim'd a ÚwÚ bush for >w< hew, 
And ^-^ pwac'd a >_< quiwe :3 of >_< such :3 enticing >_< biwds 
:33 That she >w< wiww :3 wight uWu to OwO wisten uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ ways, 
And UwU nyevew mount uWu to trouble :33 you again. 
;;w;; So, let ;;w;; hew >_> west. And, ÚwÚ madam, ^w^ wist uWu to me, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am xDD bowd uWu to ^-^ counsew :33 you ^-^ in ^.^ this: 
Although ;;w;; we uWu fancy UwU nyot >w< the Cardinal, 
^w^ Yet must ;;w;; we :33 join xDD with xDD him ^-^ and xDD with >w< the ^w^ wowds, 
xDD Tiww ;;w;; we have brought xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey ^-^ in disgrace. 
:33 As for >w< the xDD Duke :3 of :33 Yowk, ^w^ this OwO wate ;;w;; compwaint 
Will uWu make but ^-^ wittwe for ^.^ his benefit. 
So >w< onye :3 by >w< onye x3 we'ww >w< weed them ;;w;; aww :3 at ^-^ wast, 
And :33 you :33 youwsewf >_< shaww >_< steew >w< the happy ^.^ hewm. 

^.^ Sound a OwO sennyet. ^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, :3 DUKE HUMPHREY, 
:3 CAWDINyAW ^w^ BEAUFOWT, ÚwÚ BUCKINGHAM, ^-^ YOWK, SOMERSET, SALISBURY, 
:33 WAWWICK, ^-^ and >w< the DUCHESS UwU OF x3 GWOUCESTEW 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 Fow >_> my >_< pawt, ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ wowds, ^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot >w< which: 
>_> Ow :33 Somewset >w< ow :33 Yowk, all's >w< onye uWu to >w< me. 
UwU YOWK. UwU If York have ^w^ iww demean'd himself ^-^ in France, 
UwU Then let xDD him >_< be >w< denyay'd >w< the >_> wegentship. 
SOMERSET. UwU If :33 Somewset >_< be ^w^ unwowthy :3 of >w< the place, 
Let York >_< be Regent; ^-^ I >w< wiww yield uWu to ^-^ him. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^.^ Whethew ^-^ youw Grace >_< be uWu wowthy, ^-^ yea >w< ow uWu nyo, 
>_> Dispute UwU nyot ^-^ that; York is >w< the OwO wowthiew. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. >_> Ambitious ;;w;; Wawwick, let thy uWu bettews ^w^ speak. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^.^ The :33 Cawdinyaw's UwU nyot >_> my xDD bettew ^-^ in >w< the field. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; Aww ^-^ in ^w^ this presence are thy ;;w;; bettews, >_< Wawwick. 
^-^ WAWWICK. :33 Wawwick ^w^ may >_< wive uWu to >_< be >w< the uWu best :3 of ÚwÚ aww. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. ^w^ Peace, OwO son! And ^w^ show ÚwÚ some ;;w;; weason, ^-^ Buckingham, 
^.^ Why :33 Somewset OwO shouwd >_< be preferr'd ^-^ in this. 
>_< QUEEN. Because >w< the :3 King, forsooth, >w< wiww have it >_< so. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Madam, >w< the OwO King is old :33 enyough himself 
>_< To >w< give ^.^ his censure. These are xDD nyo >_> women's xDD mattews. 
>_< QUEEN. UwU If UwU he >_< be old ^w^ enyough, what xDD nyeeds ^-^ youw Grace 
>_< To >_< be >w< Pwotectow :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ Excewwence? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I am >w< Pwotectow :3 of >w< the UwU weawm; 
And :3 at ^.^ his pleasure >w< wiww ;;w;; wesign >_> my ;;w;; pwace. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. Resign it uWu then, ^-^ and uWu weave ^w^ thinye ÚwÚ insowence. 
;;w;; Since >w< thou ^-^ wewt OwO king- ÚwÚ as ;;w;; who is :33 king but x3 thou?- 
^.^ The x3 commonweawth hath daily run uWu to >w< wwack, 
^.^ The uWu Dauphin hath uWu pwevaiw'd >_> beyond >w< the UwU seas, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ peews ^-^ and :33 nyobwes :3 of >w< the realm 
>_< Have OwO been ÚwÚ as >_> bondmen uWu to thy sovereignty. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. ^.^ The OwO commons UwU hast >w< thou x3 wack'd; >w< the clergy's x3 bags 
;;w;; Awe :33 wank ^-^ and x3 wean xDD with thy ^w^ extowtions. 
SOMERSET. >w< Thy :3 sumptuous xDD buiwdings ^-^ and thy >w< wife's xDD attiwe 
>_< Have cost a >_< mass :3 of ÚwÚ pubwic treasury. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. >w< Thy OwO cwuewty ^-^ in UwU execution 
ÚwÚ Upon offenders hath exceeded uWu waw, 
And UwU weft ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< the :33 mewcy :3 of >w< the >_> waw. 
>_< QUEEN. >w< Thy >w< sawe :3 of UwU offices ^-^ and :3 towns ^-^ in France, 
UwU If :33 they were >w< knyown, ÚwÚ as >w< the >_< suspect is ^-^ gweat, 
>w< Wouwd uWu make ÚwÚ thee quickly ÚwÚ hop :33 without thy head. 
x3 Exit :3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ The >_< QUEEN ^.^ dwops >_< QUEEN ;;w;; hew ^w^ fan 
^w^ Give :33 me >_> my fan. ^w^ What, uWu minyion, ^w^ can xDD ye xDD nyot? 
^w^ [She xDD gives >w< the DUCHESS a ;;w;; box on >w< the ear] 
^-^ I ^.^ cwy ^-^ youw >_> mewcy, madam; >_> was it :33 you? 
UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ Was't >_> I? x3 Yea, ^-^ I it ^w^ was, ÚwÚ pwoud uWu Fwenchwoman. 
x3 Couwd ^-^ I come uWu nyeaw ^-^ youw beauty xDD with >_> my OwO nyaiws, 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd ^w^ set >_> my >_< ten ^.^ commandments ^-^ in ^-^ youw OwO face. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ Sweet OwO aunt, >_< be ^.^ quiet; x3 'twas ÚwÚ against ;;w;; hew :3 wiww. 
UwU DUCHESS. Against ;;w;; hew will, ^w^ good ÚwÚ King? ÚwÚ Wook uWu to 't ^-^ in :33 time; 
^w^ She'ww ^w^ hampew ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and xDD dandwe ÚwÚ thee OwO wike a ^-^ baby. 
OwO Though ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 pwace :3 most ^w^ mastew >_< weaw xDD nyo OwO bweeches, 
ÚwÚ She >_< shaww UwU nyot ;;w;; stwike ÚwÚ Dame ;;w;; Eweanyow :3 unweveng'd. x3 Exit 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. xDD Wowd Cardinal, ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 fowwow >_> Eweanyow, 
And OwO wisten after ;;w;; Humphwey, how UwU he >w< pwoceeds. 
>_< She's ÚwÚ tickwed OwO nyow; ;;w;; hew fume xDD nyeeds xDD nyo ;;w;; spuws, 
^w^ She'ww ;;w;; gawwop far :33 enyough uWu to ;;w;; hew xDD destwuction. x3 Exit 

^-^ We-entew x3 GWOUCESTEW 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD Nyow, ^w^ wowds, >_> my choler being ÚwÚ ovewbwown 
With ^.^ wawking once uWu about >w< the ÚwÚ quadwangwe, 
^-^ I come uWu to ^-^ tawk :3 of x3 commonweawth x3 affaiws. 
:33 As for ^-^ youw :3 spitefuw x3 fawse objections, 
uWu Pwove them, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< wie uWu open uWu to >w< the law; 
xDD But >_> God ^-^ in :33 mewcy ;;w;; so ^.^ deaw xDD with >_> my ^w^ souw 
:33 As ^-^ I ^-^ in >_> duty :33 wove >_> my :33 king ^-^ and OwO countwy! 
xDD But uWu to >w< the :3 mattew ^w^ that ;;w;; we have ^-^ in ^-^ hand: 
^-^ I say, >_> my uWu soveweign, York is meetest man 
>_< To >_< be ^-^ youw x3 Wegent ^-^ in >w< the realm :3 of >_< Fwance. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. :3 Befowe ;;w;; we uWu make :33 ewection, >w< give :33 me uWu weave 
>_< To ^w^ show ÚwÚ some ;;w;; weason, :3 of xDD nyo ^-^ wittwe force, 
:33 That York is :3 most ÚwÚ unmeet :3 of :33 any man. 
UwU YOWK. >_< I'ww tell ^-^ thee, :33 Suffowk, why ^-^ I am uWu unmeet: 
^-^ Fiwst, for ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot flatter ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in ;;w;; pwide; 
:3 Nyext, >_> if ^-^ I >_< be uWu appointed for >w< the place, 
^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Somewset >w< wiww :3 keep :33 me ÚwÚ hewe 
>_< Without ;;w;; dischawge, xDD monyey, >w< ow xDD fuwnyituwe, 
xDD Tiww >_< Fwance >_< be won uWu into >w< the xDD Dauphin's :3 hands. 
>_< Wast :3 time ^-^ I OwO danc'd >w< attendance on ^.^ his >w< wiww 
xDD Tiww UwU Pawis >_> was OwO besieg'd, ^-^ famish'd, ^-^ and lost. 
^-^ WAWWICK. :33 That ^w^ can ^-^ I uWu witnyess; ^-^ and a ;;w;; fouwew fact 
ÚwÚ Did UwU nyevew UwU twaitow ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ wand uWu commit. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^w^ Peace, >w< headstwong Warwick! 
^-^ WAWWICK. Image :3 of :33 pwide, why OwO shouwd ^-^ I hold >_> my uWu peace? 

^-^ Entew HORNER, >w< the Armourer, ^-^ and ^.^ his man >_> PETEW, :33 guawded 

;;w;; SUFFOWK. Because ÚwÚ hewe is a man :33 accus'd :3 of treason: 
xDD Pway >_> God >w< the xDD Duke :3 of York >w< excuse himself! 
UwU YOWK. ^.^ Doth :33 any >w< onye :33 accuse York for a >_< twaitow? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 What mean'st UwU thou, >_< Suffowk? Tell me, what are >_> these? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. x3 Pwease it ^-^ youw Majesty, ^w^ this is >w< the man 
:33 That x3 doth :33 accuse ^.^ his ^w^ mastew :3 of >_> high :33 tweason; 
:33 His >_> wowds were these: ^w^ that :3 Wichawd xDD Duke :3 of York 
uWu Was UwU wightfuw >_< heiw >_< unto >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish ^w^ cwown, 
And ^w^ that ^-^ youw >_> Majesty >_> was :3 an :33 usuwpew. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >w< Say, ;;w;; man, were uWu these thy :33 wowds? 
x3 HOWNyEW. An't >_< shaww UwU pwease ^-^ youw Majesty, ^-^ I UwU nyevew ^-^ said >_< nyow :3 thought 
:33 any >_< such >w< mattew. >_> God is >_> my x3 witnyess, ^-^ I am xDD fawsewy :33 accus'd :3 by >w< the 
OwO viwwain. 
x3 PETEW. >_> [Howding :3 up ^.^ his hands] By uWu these >_< ten OwO bonyes, >_> my ^w^ wowds, UwU he >w< did 
UwU speak them uWu to :33 me ^-^ in >w< the :33 gawwet >w< onye OwO nyight, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we were UwU scouwing >_> my 
xDD Wowd :3 of uWu Yowk's >_> awmouw. 
UwU YOWK. UwU Base dunghill ^w^ viwwain ^-^ and :3 mechanyicaw, 
>_< I'ww have thy ^.^ head for ^w^ this thy OwO twaitow's UwU speech. 
^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw Majesty, 
Let xDD him have ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< wigouw :3 of >w< the >_> waw. 
>w< HOWNyEW`. >_> Awas, >_> my lord, ;;w;; hang :33 me >_> if ^-^ evew ^-^ I spake >w< the :3 wowds. ^w^ My 
accuser is >_> my uWu pwentice; ^-^ and uWu when ^-^ I >w< did >_> cowwect xDD him for ^.^ his x3 fauwt 
>w< the x3 othew x3 day, UwU he >w< did OwO vow upon ^.^ his >_> knyees UwU he :3 wouwd >_< be uWu even xDD with 
>w< me. ^-^ I have ^w^ good x3 witnyess :3 of this; x3 thewefowe ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw 
Majesty, do UwU nyot ÚwÚ cast xDD away :3 an uWu honyest man for a ^w^ viwwain's 
accusation. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Uncwe, what >_< shaww ;;w;; we say uWu to ^w^ this ^-^ in ^.^ waw? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ This xDD doom, >_> my lord, >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ may x3 judge: 
Let :33 Somewset >_< be x3 Wegent ^.^ o'ew >w< the >_> Fwench, 
Because ^-^ in York ^w^ this >w< bweeds suspicion; 
And let uWu these have a x3 day uWu appointed them 
:3 Fow :33 singwe >_> combat ^-^ in >_< convenyient place, 
:3 Fow UwU he hath x3 witnyess :3 of ^.^ his servant's xDD mawice. 
^.^ This is >w< the uWu waw, ^-^ and ^w^ this xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey's >w< doom. 
SOMERSET. ^-^ I x3 humbwy UwU thank ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw xDD Majesty. 
x3 HOWNyEW. And ^-^ I uWu accept >w< the >_> combat ^.^ wiwwingwy. 
x3 PETEW. >_> Awas, >_> my lord, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot xDD fight; for God's xDD sake, :33 pity >_> my ;;w;; case! 
^.^ The :33 spite :3 of man ÚwÚ pwevaiweth ÚwÚ against >w< me. O Lord, have :33 mewcy upon 
me, ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyevew >_< be able uWu to ^.^ fight a blow! O Lord, >_> my >_< heawt! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Siwwah, >w< ow :33 you must ^.^ fight >w< ow else >_< be hang'd. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> Away xDD with them uWu to prison; ^-^ and >w< the x3 day :3 of >_> combat >_< shaww 
>_< be >w< the last :3 of >w< the UwU nyext month. 
uWu Come, Somerset, x3 we'ww see ÚwÚ thee >_> sent uWu away. xDD Fwouwish. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The :3 DUKE UwU OF UwU GWOUCESTEW'S OwO gawden 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ MAWGEWY uWu JOUWDAIN, >w< the witch; >w< the x3 two >_< pwiests, ^-^ HUME ^-^ and uWu SOUTHWEWW; 
^-^ and uWu BOWINGBWOKE 

OwO HUME. uWu Come, >_> my masters; >w< the >_> Duchess, ^-^ I tell ^.^ you, UwU expects 
xDD pewfowmance :3 of ^-^ youw UwU pwomises. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >w< Mastew ^w^ Hume, ;;w;; we are x3 thewefowe :3 pwovided; >w< wiww ;;w;; hew 
>_< wadyship uWu behowd ^-^ and >_> heaw x3 ouw >_< exowcisms? 
OwO HUME. x3 Ay, what else? Fear :33 you UwU nyot ;;w;; hew courage. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ I have heard ;;w;; hew uWu wepowted uWu to >_< be a woman :3 of :3 an 
invincible ^.^ spiwit; but it >_< shaww >_< be >w< convenyient, >w< Mastew ^w^ Hume, ^w^ that 
:33 you >_< be :3 by ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ awoft :33 whiwe ;;w;; we >_< be >w< busy uWu bewow; ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^-^ I pray :33 you go, 
^-^ in God's ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ and uWu weave :33 us. UwU [Exit ;;w;; HUME] >_> Mothew UwU Jouwdain, >_< be :33 you 
uWu pwostwate ^-^ and ^.^ gwovew on >w< the earth; :33 John UwU Southweww, UwU wead you; ^-^ and 
let uWu us uWu to x3 ouw work. 

^-^ Entew DUCHESS x3 awoft, fowwowed :3 by ^-^ HUME 

UwU DUCHESS. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, >_> my masters; ^-^ and >_< wewcome ÚwÚ aww. >_< To ^w^ this gear, >w< the 
^-^ soonyew >w< the better. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu Patience, ^w^ good x3 wady; wizards >_< knyow their x3 times: 
UwU Deep OwO nyight, ^-^ dawk OwO nyight, >w< the ;;w;; siwent :3 of >w< the OwO nyight, 
^.^ The :3 time :3 of night uWu when uWu Twoy >_> was ^w^ set on ^w^ fiwe; 
^.^ The :3 time uWu when :33 scweech-owws ^.^ cwy ^-^ and ban-dogs :33 howw, 
And >_> spiwits ^.^ wawk ^-^ and OwO ghosts x3 bweak :3 up their UwU gwaves- 
:33 That :3 time uWu best uWu fits >w< the >w< wowk ;;w;; we have ^-^ in ;;w;; hand. 
^-^ Madam, ÚwÚ sit ^.^ you, ^-^ and ^w^ feaw not: whom ;;w;; we xDD waise 
OwO We >w< wiww uWu make fast >_> within a xDD hawwow'd verge. 

:33 [Hewe :33 they do >w< the ^w^ cewemonyies belonging, ^-^ and uWu make >w< the x3 ciwcwe; 
uWu BOWINGBWOKE >w< ow xDD SOUTHWEWW uWu weads: ÚwÚ 'Conjuwo x3 te,' :33 &c. 
>_> It UwU thundews ^-^ and :3 wightens >w< tewwibwy; :33 then >w< the UwU SPIWIT riseth] 

:3 SPIWIT. :3 Adsum. 
ÚwÚ MAWGEWY OwO JOUWDAIN. Asmath, 
By >w< the eternal God, :3 whose name ^-^ and ÚwÚ powew 
Thou tremblest >w< at, answer ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< shaww ^.^ ask; 
:3 Fow :3 tiww >w< thou UwU speak >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyot ^w^ pass OwO fwom >_< hence. 
:3 SPIWIT. Ask what >w< thou ^w^ wiwt; ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had ^-^ said ^-^ and OwO donye. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_< [Weads] ^w^ 'Fiwst :3 of >w< the OwO king: what >_< shaww :3 of xDD him become?' 
:3 SPIWIT. ^.^ The xDD Duke yet xDD wives ^w^ that Henry >_< shaww depose; 
xDD But xDD him outlive, ^-^ and :33 die a >_< viowent ^-^ death. 
xDD [As >w< the UwU SPIWIT >_< speaks, xDD SOUTHWEWW xDD wwites >w< the xDD answew] 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 'What ^.^ fates ÚwÚ await >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ÚwÚ Suffowk?' 
:3 SPIWIT. By water >_< shaww UwU he :33 die ^-^ and ^w^ take ^.^ his >_< end. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 'What >_< shaww >w< befaww >w< the xDD Duke :3 of >_< Somewset?' 
:3 SPIWIT. Let xDD him >_< shun ÚwÚ castwes: 
Safer >_< shaww UwU he >_< be upon >w< the sandy ÚwÚ pwains 
uWu Than >w< whewe x3 castwes mounted ÚwÚ stand. 
>_< Have x3 donye, for :33 mowe ^-^ I hardly ^w^ can endure. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Descend uWu to darkness ^-^ and >w< the burning lake; 
OwO Fawse :3 fiend, avoid! :33 Thundew ^-^ and ^w^ wightnying. x3 Exit UwU SPIWIT 

^-^ Entew >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF ÚwÚ YOWK ^-^ and >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF 
BUCKINGHAM xDD with ÚwÚ guawd, ^-^ and x3 bweak ^-^ in 

UwU YOWK. :3 Way >w< hands upon uWu these x3 twaitows ^-^ and their uWu twash. 
^-^ Bewdam, ^-^ I xDD think ;;w;; we watch'd :33 you :3 at :3 an x3 inch. 
^w^ What, ÚwÚ madam, are :33 you ÚwÚ thewe? ^.^ The OwO King ^-^ and >_< commonweaw 
;;w;; Awe deeply >_> indebted for ^w^ this piece :3 of ;;w;; pains; 
^w^ My xDD Wowd >w< Pwotectow will, ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt it not, 
ÚwÚ See :33 you ^w^ weww guerdon'd for uWu these ^w^ good deserts. 
UwU DUCHESS. uWu Nyot :3 hawf ;;w;; so ÚwÚ bad ÚwÚ as ^w^ thinye uWu to uWu Engwand's uWu king, 
;;w;; Injuwious Duke, ^w^ that >w< thweatest >w< whewe's xDD nyo cause. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. OwO Twue, ÚwÚ madam, none :3 at ÚwÚ aww. :3 What ^w^ can :33 you xDD this? 
>_> Away xDD with OwO them! let them >_< be ÚwÚ cwapp'd :3 up UwU cwose, 
And ÚwÚ kept asunder. You, ÚwÚ madam, >_< shaww xDD with :33 us. 
Stafford, ^w^ take ;;w;; hew uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
>w< We'ww see ^-^ youw :3 twinkets ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; aww :33 fowthcoming. 
:33 Aww, uWu away! 
;;w;; Exeunt, above, DUCHESS ^-^ and OwO HUME, xDD guawded; :3 bewow, 
^w^ WITCH, xDD SOUTHWEWW ^-^ and OwO BOWINGBWOKE, :33 guawded 
UwU YOWK. xDD Wowd ^-^ Buckingham, :33 methinks :33 you watch'd ;;w;; hew ^.^ weww. 
xDD A ;;w;; pwetty :33 pwot, ^w^ weww :33 chosen uWu to >w< buiwd upon! 
xDD Nyow, pray, >_> my lord, let's see >w< the ^.^ deviw's ^w^ wwit. 
:3 What have ;;w;; we :33 hewe? >_< [Weads] 
^-^ 'The >w< duke yet xDD wives ^w^ that Henry >_< shaww depose; 
xDD But xDD him outlive, ^-^ and :33 die a >_< viowent ^.^ death.' 
:3 Why, ^w^ this is UwU just 
>_< 'Aio te, UwU Aeacida, ;;w;; Womanyos ^.^ vincewe UwU posse.' 
xDD Weww, uWu to >w< the >_< west: 
uWu 'Teww :33 me what >_> fate awaits >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ÚwÚ Suffowk?' 
'By water >_< shaww UwU he :33 die ^-^ and ^w^ take ^.^ his >_> end.' 
:3 'What >_< shaww betide >w< the xDD Duke :3 of >_< Somewset?' 
xDD 'Wet xDD him >_< shun ^.^ castwes; 
Safer >_< shaww UwU he >_< be upon >w< the sandy ÚwÚ pwains 
uWu Than >w< whewe x3 castwes mounted UwU stand.' 
uWu Come, come, >_> my lords; 
These >_< owacwes are hardly ;;w;; attain'd, 
And hardly UwU undewstood. 
^.^ The OwO King is now ^-^ in UwU pwogwess ^.^ towawds ^-^ Saint Albans, 
With xDD him >w< the :3 husband :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ wovewy x3 wady; 
x3 Thithew ^w^ go uWu these OwO nyews ÚwÚ as fast ÚwÚ as ;;w;; howse ^w^ can x3 cawwy them- 
xDD A >w< sowwy breakfast for >_> my xDD Wowd Protector. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; Youw Grace >_< shaww >w< give :33 me leave, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Yowk, 
>_< To >_< be >w< the :33 post, ^-^ in hope :3 of ^.^ his reward. 
UwU YOWK. x3 At ^-^ youw ^.^ pweasuwe, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
:33 Who's >_> within there, ^-^ ho? 

^-^ Entew a ^-^ sewving-man 

^.^ Invite >_> my OwO Wowds :3 of Salisbury ^-^ and :33 Wawwick 
>_< To ÚwÚ sup xDD with :33 me uWu to-mowwow night. ;;w;; Away! Exeunt 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^-^ Saint x3 Awbans 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, ^w^ QUEEN, >w< GWOUCESTEW, xDD CAWDINyAW, ^-^ and ÚwÚ SUFFOWK, 
xDD with Falconers halloing 

>_< QUEEN. ;;w;; Bewieve me, ^w^ wowds, for flying :3 at >w< the OwO bwook, 
^-^ I OwO saw UwU nyot xDD bettew >_> spowt uWu these seven >_> yeaws' day; 
uWu Yet, :3 by ^-^ youw leave, >w< the ^.^ wind >_> was :3 vewy ^-^ high, 
And >_< ten uWu to >w< onye old :3 Joan ^w^ had UwU nyot ^w^ gonye x3 out. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD But what a point, >_> my lord, ^-^ youw ^.^ fawcon x3 made, 
And what a ^.^ pitch she >_> fwew ^w^ above >w< the rest! 
>_< To see how >_> God ^-^ in ;;w;; aww :33 His >_< cweatuwes ÚwÚ wowks! 
x3 Yea, man ^-^ and >_< biwds are :33 fain :3 of >w< cwimbing high. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. :33 Nyo x3 mawvew, :3 an it OwO wike ^-^ youw Majesty, 
^w^ My xDD Wowd Protector's :33 hawks do OwO tow'w ;;w;; so :3 weww; 
xDD They >_< knyow their ^w^ mastew >_< woves uWu to >_< be x3 awoft, 
And >_< beaws ^.^ his ;;w;; thoughts ^w^ above ^.^ his >w< fawcon's pitch. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ My lord, ÚwÚ 'tis but a base ignoble ;;w;; mind 
:33 That mounts xDD nyo :33 highew than a ^.^ biwd ^w^ can >w< soaw. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. ^-^ I :3 thought ÚwÚ as ;;w;; much; UwU he :3 wouwd >_< be ^w^ above >w< the OwO cwouds. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 Ay, >_> my lord Cardinal, how xDD think :33 you :3 by that? 
^.^ Wewe it UwU nyot ^w^ good ^-^ youw Grace ^-^ couwd OwO fwy uWu to >_< heaven? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^.^ The UwU tweasuwy :3 of uWu evewwasting >_> joy! 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. >w< Thy :3 heaven is on earth; ^w^ thinye ^.^ eyes ^-^ and ;;w;; thoughts 
OwO Beat on a ^w^ cwown, >w< the >w< tweasuwe :3 of thy :33 heawt; 
:33 Pewnyicious xDD Pwotectow, ^w^ dangewous UwU peew, 
:33 That smooth'st it ;;w;; so xDD with OwO King ^-^ and x3 commonweaw. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ What, Cardinal, is ^-^ youw ;;w;; pwiesthood x3 gwown OwO pewemptowy? 
UwU Tantaenye animis coelestibus ^w^ iwae? 
;;w;; Chuwchmen ;;w;; so >w< hot? Good >w< uncwe, xDD hide >_< such UwU mawice; 
With >_< such :33 howinyess ^w^ can :33 you do it? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. :33 Nyo ;;w;; mawice, sir; xDD nyo :33 mowe than ^w^ weww UwU becomes 
So ^w^ good a :3 quawwew ^-^ and ;;w;; so ÚwÚ bad a ^.^ peew. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :33 As :33 who, >_> my >_> wowd? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. :3 Why, ÚwÚ as ^.^ you, >_> my lord, 
An't OwO wike ^-^ youw lordly :33 Wowd's OwO Pwotectowship. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Why, :33 Suffowk, ;;w;; Engwand UwU knyows ^w^ thinye ÚwÚ insowence. 
>_< QUEEN. And thy uWu ambition, Gloucester. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, OwO peace, 
Good OwO Queen, ^-^ and OwO whet UwU nyot on uWu these >_< fuwious ^.^ peews; 
:3 Fow xDD bwessed are >w< the :33 peacemakews on earth. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. Let :33 me >_< be xDD bwessed for >w< the peace ^-^ I uWu make 
Against ^w^ this ÚwÚ pwoud >w< Pwotectow xDD with >_> my sword! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 [Aside uWu to ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW] ^-^ Faith, UwU howy >w< uncwe, :3 wouwd x3 'twewe 
come uWu to that! 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. x3 [Aside uWu to >_< GWOUCESTEW] x3 Mawwy, uWu when >w< thou ^w^ daw'st. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 [Aside uWu to ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW] Make :3 up xDD nyo factious numbers for >w< the 
matter; 
^.^ In ^w^ thinye ^-^ own :33 pewson answer thy uWu abuse. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. x3 [Aside uWu to >_< GWOUCESTEW] x3 Ay, >w< whewe >w< thou dar'st UwU nyot peep; :3 an 
>_> if >w< thou >_< daw'st, 
^.^ This >_< evenying on >w< the ^w^ east >w< side :3 of >w< the UwU gwove. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my lords! 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. ;;w;; Bewieve me, ;;w;; cousin :3 Gwoucestew, 
Had UwU nyot ^-^ youw man put :3 up >w< the ;;w;; foww ;;w;; so suddenly, 
OwO We ^w^ had ^w^ had :33 mowe >_> spowt. x3 [Aside uWu to >_< GWOUCESTEW] ^w^ Come xDD with thy 
>_> two-hand sword. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. OwO Twue, >w< uncwe. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. x3 [Aside uWu to >_< GWOUCESTEW] ;;w;; Awe xDD ye :3 advis'd? ^.^ The ^w^ east >w< side :3 of 
>w< the ^w^ gwove? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 [Aside uWu to ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW] Cardinal, ^-^ I am xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, >w< uncwe >w< Gwoucestew! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Talking :3 of xDD hawking; OwO nyothing ^w^ ewse, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
x3 [Aside uWu to ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW] xDD Nyow, :3 by God's x3 Mothew, >_< pwiest, 
>_< I'ww ÚwÚ shave ^-^ youw crown for ^w^ this, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; aww >_> my fence >_< shaww OwO faiw. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. x3 [Aside uWu to >_< GWOUCESTEW] :3 Medice, teipsum; 
xDD Pwotectow, see uWu to't :3 weww; protect yourself. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^.^ The UwU winds ÚwÚ gwow high; ;;w;; so do ^-^ youw stomachs, uWu wowds. 
UwU How :33 iwksome is ^w^ this music uWu to >_> my >_< heawt! 
When >_< such xDD stwings ÚwÚ jaw, what hope :3 of UwU hawmony? 
^-^ I pray, >_> my ^w^ wowds, let :33 me ÚwÚ compound ^w^ this ^.^ stwife. 

^-^ Entew a :33 TOWNSMAN :3 of ^-^ Saint Albans, OwO cwying >w< 'A >_< miwacwe!' 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 What ÚwÚ means ^w^ this :3 nyoise? 
uWu Fewwow, what UwU miwacwe dost >w< thou >w< pwocwaim? 
:3 TOWNSMAN. xDD A :33 miwacwe! xDD A :33 miwacwe! 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^w^ Come uWu to >w< the :3 King, ^-^ and tell xDD him what ^w^ miwacwe. 
:3 TOWNSMAN. ^.^ Fowsooth, a ^.^ bwind man :3 at ^-^ Saint x3 Awbans shrine 
;;w;; Within ^w^ this :3 hawf hour hath >_> weceiv'd ^.^ his :3 sight; 
xDD A man ^w^ that >w< nye'ew OwO saw ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO wife OwO befowe. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 Nyow >_> God >_< be prais'd ^w^ that uWu to >_< bewieving >_< souws 
^.^ Gives :3 wight ^-^ in xDD dawknyess, x3 comfowt ^-^ in despair! 

^-^ Entew >w< the >w< MAYOW UwU OF SAINT OwO AWBANS ^-^ and ^.^ his brethren, 
ÚwÚ beawing Simpcox between x3 two ^-^ in a ^w^ chaiw; 
^.^ his :33 WIFE ^-^ and a multitude following 

^-^ CAWDINyAW. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the :3 townsmen on :3 pwocession 
>_< To present ^-^ youw Highness xDD with >w< the man. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Great is ^.^ his x3 comfowt ^-^ in ^w^ this ^-^ eawthwy ^-^ vawe, 
Although :3 by ^.^ his :33 sight ^.^ his x3 sin >_< be multiplied. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :33 Stand ;;w;; by, >_> my masters; >_< bwing xDD him uWu nyeaw >w< the OwO King; 
:33 His ^-^ Highnyess' pleasure is uWu to ^-^ tawk xDD with ^-^ him. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Good fellow, tell uWu us ÚwÚ hewe >w< the circumstance, 
:33 That ;;w;; we for ÚwÚ thee ^w^ may glorify >w< the ^w^ Wowd. 
^w^ What, UwU hast >w< thou OwO been long ^.^ bwind ^-^ and now restor'd? 
x3 SIMPCOX. >_> Bown blind, ^w^ an't UwU pwease ^-^ youw Grace. 
^.^ WIFE. OwO Ay uWu indeed >_> was >w< he. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. :3 What woman is xDD this? 
^.^ WIFE. :33 His ÚwÚ wife, ^w^ an't OwO wike ^-^ youw uWu wowship. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_< Hadst >w< thou OwO been ^.^ his mother, >w< thou OwO couwdst have xDD bettew 
^-^ towd. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ;;w;; Whewe ^-^ wewt >w< thou born? 
x3 SIMPCOX. x3 At >_< Bewwick ^-^ in >w< the north, ^w^ an't OwO wike ^-^ youw Grace. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> Poow ^w^ souw, God's ^w^ goodnyess hath OwO been >_> gweat uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
Let UwU nyevew x3 day >_< nyow night ^.^ unhawwowed ^-^ pass, 
xDD But OwO stiww remember what >w< the xDD Wowd hath OwO donye. 
>_< QUEEN. Tell me, ^w^ good fellow, >w< cam'st >w< thou ÚwÚ hewe :3 by UwU chance, 
>_> Ow :3 of devotion, uWu to ^w^ this UwU howy ;;w;; shwinye? 
x3 SIMPCOX. >_> God :3 knyows, :3 of >_> puwe devotion; being call'd 
xDD A x3 hundwed xDD times ^-^ and >w< oft'nyew, ^-^ in >_> my xDD sweep, 
By ^w^ good ^-^ Saint UwU Awban, ;;w;; who ^-^ said 'Simpcox, come, 
uWu Come, x3 offew :3 at >_> my x3 shwinye, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 hewp :3 thee.' 
^.^ WIFE. uWu Most ;;w;; twue, xDD fowsooth; ^-^ and uWu many :3 time ^-^ and oft 
:3 Mysewf have heard a :3 voice uWu to UwU caww xDD him >_< so. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. ^w^ What, UwU awt >w< thou ^-^ wame? 
x3 SIMPCOX. x3 Ay, >_> God ÚwÚ Awmighty :33 hewp me! 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. UwU How >w< cam'st >w< thou so? 
x3 SIMPCOX. xDD A x3 faww off :3 of a xDD twee. 
^.^ WIFE. xDD A ^.^ pwum x3 twee, ÚwÚ mastew. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. UwU How long UwU hast >w< thou OwO been xDD bwind? 
x3 SIMPCOX. OwO O, >w< bown ;;w;; so, >_< mastew! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ What, ^-^ and wouldst ^-^ cwimb a ^.^ twee? 
x3 SIMPCOX. xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >_> my >_< wife, uWu when ^-^ I >_> was a >_< youth. 
^.^ WIFE. :33 Too OwO twue; ^-^ and uWu bought ^.^ his >w< cwimbing :3 vewy x3 deaw. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Mass, >w< thou lov'dst :3 pwums UwU weww, ^w^ that wouldst venture >_< so. 
x3 SIMPCOX. >_> Awas, ^w^ good uWu mastew, >_> my uWu wife ;;w;; desiw'd ÚwÚ some uWu damsons 
And uWu made :33 me climb, With danger :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD A ^w^ subtwe ^w^ knyave! xDD But yet it >_< shaww UwU nyot OwO sewve: 
Let :33 me see ^w^ thinye >_> eyes; uWu wink OwO nyow; now uWu open ^.^ them; 
^.^ In >_> my >_> opinyion yet >w< thou ^.^ seest UwU nyot ^.^ weww. 
x3 SIMPCOX. ^w^ Yes, uWu mastew, UwU cweaw ÚwÚ as x3 day, ^-^ I UwU thank >_> God ^-^ and ^-^ Saint xDD Awban. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Say'st >w< thou :33 me so? :3 What xDD cowouw is ^w^ this :3 cwoak of? 
x3 SIMPCOX. OwO Wed, :3 mastew; ^.^ wed ÚwÚ as >w< bwood. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Why, UwU that's ^w^ weww :33 said. :3 What xDD cowouw is >_> my ÚwÚ gown of? 
x3 SIMPCOX. uWu Bwack, xDD fowsooth; ^.^ coaw-bwack ÚwÚ as x3 jet. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 Why, uWu then, >w< thou know'st what xDD cowouw jet is of? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. And yet, ^-^ I think, jet >w< did UwU he UwU nyevew >_> see. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD But ;;w;; cwoaks ^-^ and uWu gowns :33 befowe ^w^ this x3 day a :33 many. 
^.^ WIFE. ^.^ Nyevew :33 befowe ^w^ this x3 day ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Tell me, sirrah, what's >_> my ;;w;; nyame? 
x3 SIMPCOX. >_> Awas, uWu mastew, ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. What's ^.^ his ;;w;; nyame? 
x3 SIMPCOX. ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_> Nyow x3 his? 
x3 SIMPCOX. x3 Nyo, UwU indeed, ÚwÚ mastew. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. What's ^w^ thinye ^-^ own ;;w;; nyame? 
x3 SIMPCOX. UwU Saundew >w< Simpcox, :3 an >_> if it UwU pwease ^.^ you, ÚwÚ mastew. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. OwO Then, uWu Saundew, ÚwÚ sit there, >w< the uWu wying'st ÚwÚ knyave ^-^ in 
OwO Chwistendom. UwU If >w< thou ^.^ hadst OwO been >w< bown blind, >w< thou ^w^ mightst ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww 
have known ;;w;; aww x3 ouw ;;w;; nyames ÚwÚ as UwU thus uWu to name >w< the ;;w;; sevewaw ^w^ cowouws ;;w;; we 
do ^.^ weaw. ;;w;; Sight ^w^ may UwU distinguish :3 of ^w^ cowouws; but :3 suddenwy uWu to 
^-^ nyominyate them >w< aww, it is xDD impossibwe. ^w^ My ^w^ wowds, ^-^ Saint >w< Awban ÚwÚ hewe 
hath ^w^ donye a miracle; ^-^ and :3 wouwd xDD ye UwU nyot xDD think ^.^ his cunning uWu to >_< be 
>_> gweat ^w^ that ^-^ couwd uWu westowe ^w^ this >w< cwippwe uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ wegs >_> again? 
x3 SIMPCOX. O uWu mastew, ^w^ that :33 you ;;w;; couwd! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ My >w< mastews :3 of ^-^ Saint Albans, have :33 you UwU nyot xDD beadwes ^-^ in 
^-^ youw UwU town, ^-^ and things call'd whips? 
OwO MAYOW. ^w^ Yes, >_> my lord, >_> if it UwU pwease ^-^ youw Grace. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. UwU Then ^.^ send for >w< onye ^-^ pwesentwy. 
OwO MAYOW. ^w^ Siwwah, ^w^ go fetch >w< the >_> beadwe ÚwÚ hithew straight. 
x3 Exit :3 an attendant 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Nyow fetch :33 me a :3 stoow ÚwÚ hithew :3 by ^-^ and by. ^.^ [A :3 stoow 
>w< bwought] xDD Nyow, sirrah, >_> if :33 you UwU mean uWu to >_< save :33 youwsewf OwO fwom xDD whipping, 
UwU weap :33 me OwO ovew ^w^ this :3 stoow ^-^ and run uWu away. 
x3 SIMPCOX. >_> Awas, uWu mastew, ^-^ I am UwU nyot able uWu to >_< stand :33 awonye! 
You ^w^ go uWu about uWu to ;;w;; towtuwe :33 me ^-^ in x3 vain. 

^-^ Entew a >_< BEADWE xDD with ;;w;; whips 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD Weww, sir, ;;w;; we must have :33 you find ^-^ youw ^w^ wegs. 
x3 Siwwah UwU beadwe, ;;w;; whip xDD him :3 tiww UwU he UwU weap OwO ovew ^w^ that ^-^ same UwU stoow. 
:3 BEADWE. ^-^ I will, >_> my ^-^ wowd. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, ^w^ siwwah; off xDD with ^-^ youw doublet 
xDD quickwy. 
x3 SIMPCOX. >_> Awas, uWu mastew, what >_< shaww ^-^ I do? ^-^ I am UwU nyot able uWu to ÚwÚ stand. 

uWu Aftew >w< the >_< BEADWE hath OwO hit xDD him once, UwU he leaps OwO ovew 
>w< the :3 stoow ^-^ and UwU wuns away; ^-^ and :33 they x3 fowwow ^-^ and ^.^ cwy 
>w< 'A >_< miwacwe!' 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. O God, ^.^ seest Thou ^w^ this, ^-^ and bearest ;;w;; so long? 
>_< QUEEN. >_> It uWu made :33 me ÚwÚ waugh uWu to see >w< the ^w^ viwwain run. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Follow >w< the >_> knyave, ^-^ and ^w^ take ^w^ this drab uWu away. 
^.^ WIFE. >_> Awas, sir, ;;w;; we >w< did it for >_> puwe need! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Let them >_< be UwU whipp'd through >_> evewy UwU mawket UwU town :3 tiww :33 they 
come uWu to Berwick, OwO fwom whence :33 they >_> came. 
Exeunt ^-^ MAYOW, x3 BEADWE, >w< WIFE, :33 &c. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey has ^w^ donye a UwU miwacwe xDD to-day. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. x3 Twue; uWu made >w< the OwO wame uWu to UwU weap ^-^ and OwO fwy uWu away. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD But :33 you have ^w^ donye :33 mowe :33 miwacwes than ^-^ I: 
You uWu made ^-^ in a x3 day, >_> my lord, uWu whowe :3 towns uWu to ^w^ fwy. 

^-^ Entew BUCKINGHAM 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 What >_< tidings xDD with x3 ouw ;;w;; cousin :3 Buckingham? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. >_> Such ÚwÚ as >_> my :33 heawt x3 doth >w< twembwe uWu to ^-^ unfowd: 
xDD A >_> sowt :3 of ÚwÚ nyaughty x3 pewsons, ^-^ wewdwy ^w^ bent, 
Under >w< the countenance ^-^ and ^w^ confedewacy 
Of :33 Wady >_> Eweanyow, >w< the Protector's ÚwÚ wife, 
^.^ The ringleader ^-^ and ^.^ head :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ this rout, 
>_< Have >w< pwactis'd ;;w;; dangewouswy ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw xDD state, 
^.^ Deawing xDD with x3 witches ^-^ and xDD with conjurers, 
^-^ Whom ;;w;; we have apprehended ^-^ in >w< the x3 fact, 
^-^ Waising :3 up >_> wicked >_> spiwits OwO fwom ^.^ undew OwO gwound, 
>_> Demanding :3 of OwO King x3 Henwy's OwO wife ^-^ and ÚwÚ death 
And x3 othew :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' uWu Pwivy uWu Counciw, 
:33 As :33 mowe :3 at uWu wawge ^-^ youw Grace >_< shaww undewstand. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. And ;;w;; so, >_> my xDD Wowd xDD Pwotectow, :3 by ^w^ this ÚwÚ means 
;;w;; Youw lady is ^-^ fowthcoming yet :3 at >w< Wondon. 
^.^ This OwO nyews, ^-^ I think, hath OwO tuwn'd ^-^ youw :33 weapon's ;;w;; edge; 
'Tis ^.^ wike, >_> my lord, :33 you >w< wiww UwU nyot :3 keep ^-^ youw uWu houw. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_> Ambitious >_> chuwchman, uWu weave uWu to afflict >_> my >w< heawt. 
Sorrow ^-^ and grief have vanquish'd ;;w;; aww >_> my ^w^ powews; 
And, vanquish'd ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am, ^-^ I yield uWu to >w< the 
>_> Ow uWu to >w< the meanest OwO gwoom. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. O God, what mischiefs >w< wowk >w< the >_> wicked ones, 
uWu Heaping UwU confusion on their ^-^ own UwU heads thereby! 
>_< QUEEN. :3 Gwoucestew, see ÚwÚ hewe >w< the tainture :3 of thy ÚwÚ nyest; 
And >w< wook thyself >_< be faultless, >w< thou ^-^ wewt ^.^ best. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Madam, for x3 mysewf, uWu to :3 heaven ^-^ I do >_> appeaw 
UwU How ^-^ I have :3 wov'd >_> my OwO King ^-^ and UwU commonweaw; 
And for >_> my uWu wife ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot how it ;;w;; stands. 
UwU Sowwy ^-^ I am uWu to >_> heaw what ^-^ I have heard. 
Noble she is; but >_> if she have :3 fowgot 
^.^ Honyouw ^-^ and virtue, ^-^ and convers'd xDD with >_< such 
UwU As, OwO wike uWu to :33 pitch, defile nobility, 
^-^ I banish ;;w;; hew >_> my bed ^-^ and company 
And >w< give ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ as a prey uWu to :3 waw ^-^ and >w< shame, 
:33 That hath :33 dishonyouwed ^.^ Gwoucestew's uWu honyest name. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD Weww, for ^w^ this night ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu wepose uWu us uWu hewe. 
uWu To-mowwow ^.^ towawd :33 Wondon >_< back ;;w;; again 
>_< To >w< wook uWu into ^w^ this business thoroughly 
And UwU caww uWu these ÚwÚ fouw offenders uWu to their OwO answews, 
And ^.^ poise >w< the >_< cause ^-^ in ^-^ justice' xDD equaw :3 scawes, 
>_< Whose ÚwÚ beam ^.^ stands ^.^ suwe, :3 whose UwU wightfuw >_< cause prevails. 
xDD Fwouwish. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The :3 DUKE UwU OF YORK'S OwO gawden 

^-^ Entew ^-^ YOWK, SALISBURY, ^-^ and :3 WAWWICK 

UwU YOWK. xDD Nyow, >_> my ^w^ good OwO Wowds :3 of Salisbury ^-^ and ;;w;; Wawwick, 
>_< Ouw ÚwÚ simpwe xDD suppew uWu ended, >w< give :33 me uWu weave 
^.^ In ^w^ this ^-^ cwose ^.^ wawk uWu to :33 satisfy myself 
^.^ In craving ^-^ youw >_> opinyion :3 of >_> my ^-^ tide, 
Which is ;;w;; infawwibwe, uWu to uWu Engwand's ;;w;; cwown. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I long uWu to >_> heaw it :3 at uWu fuww. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^-^ Sweet :33 Yowk, >w< begin; ^-^ and >_> if thy x3 cwaim >_< be ^.^ good, 
^.^ The ^w^ Nyeviws are thy ^-^ subjects uWu to :3 command. 
UwU YOWK. UwU Then UwU thus: 
uWu Edwawd >w< the UwU Thiwd, >_> my ^w^ wowds, ^w^ had seven sons; 
^.^ The first, uWu Edwawd >w< the :3 Bwack Prince, xDD Pwince :3 of Wales; 
^.^ The second, x3 Wiwwiam :3 of UwU Hatfiewd; ^-^ and >w< the >_< thiwd, 
;;w;; Wionyew xDD Duke :3 of uWu Cwawence; UwU nyext uWu to whom 
uWu Was :33 John :3 of uWu Gaunt, >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ^.^ Wancastew; 
^.^ The :33 fifth >_> was >_< Edmund uWu Wangwey, xDD Duke :3 of >_> Yowk; 
^.^ The sixth >_> was ;;w;; Thomas :3 of Woodstock, xDD Duke :3 of Gloucester; 
x3 Wiwwiam :3 of >_< Windsow >_> was >w< the >_> seventh ^-^ and xDD wast. 
uWu Edwawd >w< the :3 Bwack xDD Pwince ;;w;; died :33 befowe ^.^ his father 
And UwU weft x3 behind xDD him Richard, ^.^ his :3 onwy son, 
^-^ Who, after uWu Edwawd >w< the Third's >_< death, reign'd ÚwÚ as :33 king 
xDD Tiww Henry Bolingbroke, xDD Duke :3 of :33 Wancastew, 
^.^ The :3 ewdest ^-^ son ^-^ and >_< heiw :3 of :33 John :3 of uWu Gaunt, 
ÚwÚ Cwown'd :3 by >w< the name :3 of Henry >w< the Fourth, 
^w^ Seiz'd on >w< the uWu weawm, ;;w;; depos'd >w< the UwU wightfuw uWu king, 
OwO Sent ^.^ his x3 poow :3 queen uWu to France, OwO fwom whence she >_> came. 
And xDD him uWu to ^w^ Pomfwet, where, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; aww :33 you :33 knyow, 
:33 Hawmwess :3 Wichawd >_> was :33 muwdewed ÚwÚ twaitowouswy. 
^-^ WAWWICK. Father, >w< the xDD Duke hath >_< towd >w< the ÚwÚ twuth; 
Thus ^w^ got >w< the house :3 of Lancaster >w< the ;;w;; cwown. 
UwU YOWK. Which now :33 they hold :3 by force, ^-^ and UwU nyot :3 by :3 wight; 
:3 Fow Richard, >w< the >_> fiwst son's heir, being >_> dead, 
^.^ The ^.^ issue :3 of >w< the UwU nyext ^-^ son OwO shouwd have reign'd. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. xDD But x3 Wiwwiam :3 of >_> Hatfiewd ;;w;; died :33 without :3 an OwO heiw. 
UwU YOWK. ^.^ The ^.^ thiwd son, xDD Duke :3 of Clarence, OwO fwom :3 whose x3 winye 
^-^ I x3 cwaim >w< the ^w^ cwown, ^w^ had ^.^ issue :33 Phiwippe, a ;;w;; daughtew, 
>_< Who married >_< Edmund UwU Mowtimew, uWu Eaww :3 of uWu Mawch; 
>_< Edmund ^w^ had UwU issue, xDD Wogew uWu Eaww :3 of uWu Mawch; 
xDD Wogew ^w^ had UwU issue, uWu Edmund, ^w^ Annye, ^-^ and >w< Eweanyow. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. ^.^ This uWu Edmund, ^-^ in >w< the reign :3 of Bolingbroke, 
:33 As ^-^ I have ^w^ wead, OwO waid x3 cwaim >_< unto >w< the >_> cwown; 
And, but for ;;w;; Owen Glendower, ^w^ had OwO been uWu king, 
>_< Who ÚwÚ kept xDD him ^-^ in x3 captivity :3 tiww UwU he died. 
>w< But, uWu to >w< the >_> west. 
UwU YOWK. :33 His :3 ewdest ^w^ sistew, ^w^ Annye, 
^w^ My mother, being >_< heiw >_< unto >w< the ^w^ cwown, 
>w< Mawwied :3 Wichawd uWu Eaww :3 of Cambridge, ;;w;; who >_> was 
>_< To >_< Edmund uWu Wangwey, uWu Edwawd >w< the Third's :33 fifth son, ;;w;; son. 
By ;;w;; hew ^-^ I x3 cwaim >w< the :3 kingdom: she >_> was >_< heiw 
>_< To xDD Wogew uWu Eaww :3 of xDD Mawch, ;;w;; who >_> was >w< the ^-^ son 
Of >_< Edmund UwU Mowtimew, ;;w;; who married :33 Phiwippe, 
x3 Sowe uWu daughtew >_< unto ;;w;; Wionyew xDD Duke :3 of uWu Cwawence; 
;;w;; So, >_> if >w< the ^.^ issue :3 of >w< the >_> ewdew ^-^ son 
^w^ Succeed :33 befowe >w< the ^.^ youngew, ^-^ I am UwU King. 
^-^ WAWWICK. :3 What UwU pwain >_> pwoceedings is :33 mowe UwU pwain than xDD this? 
Henry x3 doth x3 cwaim >w< the crown OwO fwom :33 John :3 of uWu Gaunt, 
^.^ The fourth son: York claims it OwO fwom >w< the third. 
xDD Tiww ^w^ Wionyew's ^.^ issue xDD faiws, ^.^ his OwO shouwd UwU nyot reign. 
>_> It fails UwU nyot yet, but ;;w;; fwouwishes ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee 
And ^-^ in thy :3 sons, ^.^ faiw x3 swips :3 of >_< such a >_> stock. 
OwO Then, father ^-^ Sawisbuwy, kneel ;;w;; we xDD togethew, 
And ^-^ in ^w^ this private :3 pwot >_< be ;;w;; we >w< the >_> fiwst 
:33 That >_< shaww salute x3 ouw UwU wightfuw sovereign 
With >w< honyouw :3 of ^.^ his xDD biwthwight uWu to >w< the ;;w;; cwown. 
OwO BOTH. :33 Wong >_< wive x3 ouw sovereign Richard, uWu Engwand's King! 
UwU YOWK. OwO We UwU thank ^.^ you, uWu wowds. xDD But ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^-^ youw :33 king 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I >_< be crown'd, ^-^ and ^w^ that >_> my >_< swowd >_< be stain'd 
With OwO heawt-bwood :3 of >w< the house :3 of ^.^ Wancastew; 
And UwU that's UwU nyot :3 suddenwy uWu to >_< be :33 pewfowm'd, 
xDD But xDD with ÚwÚ advice ^-^ and ;;w;; siwent OwO secwecy. 
:3 Do :33 you ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do ^-^ in uWu these ^w^ dangewous days: 
OwO Wink :3 at >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ^.^ Suffowk's insolence, 
x3 At uWu Beaufowt's :33 pwide, :3 at >_< Somewset's uWu ambition, 
x3 At ^-^ Buckingham, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 cwew :3 of them, 
xDD Tiww :33 they have snar'd >w< the shepherd :3 of >w< the >_< fwock, 
:33 That x3 viwtuous :33 pwince, >w< the ^w^ good xDD Duke x3 Humphwey; 
'Tis ^w^ that :33 they ^.^ seek; ^-^ and ^.^ they, ^-^ in :3 seeking that, 
ÚwÚ Shaww find their x3 deaths, >_> if York ^w^ can prophesy. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. ^w^ My lord, x3 bweak ;;w;; we off; ;;w;; we >_< knyow ^-^ youw ;;w;; mind :3 at uWu fuww. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^w^ My :33 heawt assures :33 me ^w^ that >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of :33 Wawwick 
ÚwÚ Shaww >w< onye x3 day uWu make >w< the xDD Duke :3 of York a ^w^ king. 
UwU YOWK. And, >_< Nyeviw, ^w^ this ^-^ I do >_> assuwe x3 mysewf, 
:3 Wichawd >_< shaww >_< wive uWu to uWu make >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of :33 Wawwick 
^.^ The >w< gweatest man ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand but >w< the UwU King. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
>w< Wondon. xDD A xDD haww :3 of ÚwÚ justice 

^.^ Sound uWu twumpets. ^-^ Entew >w< the UwU KING ^-^ and :33 State: >w< the ^w^ QUEEN, >w< GWOUCESTEW, ^-^ YOWK, 
ÚwÚ SUFFOWK, ^-^ and SALISBURY, xDD with ÚwÚ guawd, uWu to banish >w< the UwU DUCHESS. Enter, guarded, 
>w< the DUCHESS UwU OF >w< GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ MAWGEWY uWu JOUWDAIN, OwO HUME, SOUTHWELL, ^-^ and uWu BOWINGBWOKE 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. :33 Stand forth, ÚwÚ Dame ;;w;; Eweanyow ;;w;; Cobham, ^.^ Gwoucestew's >_< wife: 
^.^ In :33 sight :3 of >_> God ^-^ and us, ^-^ youw ^-^ guiwt is great; 
;;w;; Weceive >w< the x3 sentence :3 of >w< the :3 waw for sins 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as :3 by God's book are >_< adjudg'd uWu to ^-^ death. 
You x3 fouw, OwO fwom hence uWu to prison >_< back UwU again; 
^w^ Fwom thence >_< unto >w< the :3 pwace :3 of ^w^ execution: 
^.^ The witch ^-^ in uWu Smithfiewd >_< shaww >_< be ^.^ buwnt uWu to ashes, 
And :33 you xDD thwee >_< shaww >_< be ^.^ stwangwed on >w< the gallows. 
You, ÚwÚ madam, for :33 you are :33 mowe ^w^ nyobwy born, 
x3 Despoiwed :3 of ^-^ youw >w< honyouw ^-^ in ^-^ youw >_< wife, 
OwO Shaww, after xDD thwee days' uWu open ^-^ penyance x3 donye, 
ÚwÚ Wive ^-^ in ^-^ youw xDD countwy ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in banishment 
With :3 Siw :33 John OwO Stanwey ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ Iswe :3 of Man. 
UwU DUCHESS. >_> Wewcome is >_< banyishment; >_< wewcome were >_> my ^-^ death. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_> Eweanyow, >w< the uWu waw, >w< thou ^-^ seest, hath >w< judged ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot justify whom >w< the :3 waw OwO condemns. 
Exeunt >w< the DUCHESS ^-^ and >w< the x3 othew :33 pwisonyews, :33 guawded 
Mine ^.^ eyes are full :3 of ^w^ teaws, >_> my :33 heawt :3 of grief. 
>_< Ah, ;;w;; Humphwey, ^w^ this :3 dishonyouw ^-^ in ^w^ thinye age 
Will >_< bwing thy ^.^ head xDD with >_> sowwow uWu to >w< the xDD gwound! 
^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw >_> Majesty >w< give :33 me uWu weave uWu to go; 
Sorrow :3 wouwd x3 sowace, ^-^ and mine age :3 wouwd ease. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Stay, ^.^ Humphwey xDD Duke :3 of Gloucester; ^-^ ewe >w< thou go, 
^w^ Give :3 up thy >_> staff; Henry >w< wiww uWu to himself 
>w< Pwotectow x3 be; ^-^ and >_> God >_< shaww >_< be >_> my x3 hope, 
^w^ My ;;w;; stay, >_> my guide, ^-^ and >_< wantewn uWu to >_> my feet. 
And ^w^ go ^-^ in OwO peace, ;;w;; Humphwey, xDD nyo less ÚwÚ bewov'd 
uWu Than uWu when >w< thou ^-^ wewt >w< Pwotectow uWu to thy UwU King. 
>_< QUEEN. ^-^ I see xDD nyo :3 weason why a :33 king :3 of xDD yeaws 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ pwotected OwO wike a :33 chiwd. 
>_> God ^-^ and OwO King Henry >w< govewn uWu Engwand's ^w^ weawm! 
^w^ Give :3 up ^-^ youw xDD staff, sir, ^-^ and >w< the OwO King ^.^ his UwU weawm. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ My OwO staff! >_> Hewe, ^-^ nyobwe Henry, is >_> my OwO staff. 
:33 As ^-^ wiwwingwy do ^-^ I >w< the ^-^ same ;;w;; wesign 
:33 As ^-^ ewe thy father Henry uWu made it mine; 
And uWu even ÚwÚ as ^-^ wiwwingwy :3 at thy feet ^-^ I uWu weave it 
:33 As ÚwÚ othews :3 wouwd ÚwÚ ambitiouswy >_> weceive uWu it. 
Farewell, ^w^ good OwO King; uWu when ^-^ I am ^-^ dead ^-^ and gone, 
:3 May >w< honyouwabwe peace ^-^ attend thy OwO thwonye! x3 Exit 
>_< QUEEN. :3 Why, now is Henry :3 King, ^-^ and ^w^ Mawgawet OwO Queen, 
And ^.^ Humphwey xDD Duke :3 of x3 Gwoucestew scarce ^w^ himsewf, 
:33 That >_< beaws ;;w;; so ^-^ shwewd a UwU maim: x3 two puwws :3 at ;;w;; once- 
:33 His lady ÚwÚ banyish'd ^-^ and a OwO wimb ^-^ wopp'd ^.^ off. 
^.^ This staff :3 of >w< honyouw uWu waught, >w< thewe let it >_< stand 
;;w;; Whewe it uWu best uWu fits uWu to be, ^-^ in x3 Henwy's ;;w;; hand. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. Thus OwO dwoops ^w^ this xDD wofty uWu pinye ^-^ and OwO hangs ^.^ his sprays; 
Thus uWu Eweanyow's ^-^ pwide OwO dies ^-^ in ;;w;; hew youngest x3 days. 
UwU YOWK. Lords, let xDD him ^w^ go. x3 Pwease it ^-^ youw Majesty, 
^.^ This is >w< the x3 day uWu appointed for >w< the combat; 
And ready are >w< the uWu appewwant ^-^ and defendant, 
^.^ The >_> awmouwew ^-^ and ^.^ his ;;w;; man, uWu to UwU entew >w< the ;;w;; wists, 
So UwU pwease ^-^ youw Highness uWu to uWu behowd >w< the :3 fight. 
>_< QUEEN. x3 Ay, ^w^ good >_> my OwO wowd; for x3 puwposewy x3 thewefowe 
ÚwÚ Weft ^-^ I >w< the uWu couwt, uWu to see ^w^ this :3 quawwew tried. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD A God's ;;w;; nyame, see >w< the >_< wists ^-^ and ;;w;; aww things ;;w;; fit; 
uWu Hewe let them UwU end ^w^ it, ^-^ and >_> God defend >w< the x3 wight! 
UwU YOWK. ^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw a uWu fewwow worse x3 bested, 
>_> Ow :33 mowe afraid uWu to >w< fight, than is >w< the appellant, 
^.^ The servant :3 of ^.^ his armourer, >_> my uWu wowds. 

^-^ Entew :3 at >w< onye door, HORNER, >w< the Armourer, ^-^ and ^.^ his 
NEIGHBOURS, :3 dwinking uWu to xDD him ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ^w^ that UwU he is 
drunk; ^-^ and UwU he ^.^ entews xDD with a OwO dwum :33 befowe xDD him ^-^ and 
^.^ his staff xDD with a >w< sand-bag uWu fastenyed uWu to x3 it; ^-^ and :3 at >w< the 
x3 othew :33 doow >_> PETEW, ^.^ his ;;w;; man, xDD with a OwO dwum ^-^ and sandbag, 
^-^ and UwU PWENTICES :3 dwinking uWu to xDD him 

ÚwÚ FIWST >w< NyEIGHBOUW. >_> Hewe, ^w^ nyeighbouw ^w^ Hownyew, ^-^ I drink uWu to :33 you ^-^ in a xDD cup :3 of 
UwU sack; ^-^ and ^w^ feaw not, ^-^ nyeighbouw, :33 you >_< shaww do ^w^ weww xDD enyough. 
SECOND >w< NyEIGHBOUW. And ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ nyeighbouw, >_> hewe's a xDD cup :3 of ÚwÚ chawnyeco. 
THIRD >w< NyEIGHBOUW. And >_> hewe's a ;;w;; pot :3 of ^w^ good >w< doubwe :33 beew, neighbour; 
drink, ^-^ and ^w^ feaw UwU nyot ^-^ youw man. 
x3 HOWNyEW. Let it come, ^.^ i' faith, ^-^ and >_< I'ww pledge :33 you all; ^-^ and a :33 fig 
for uWu Petew! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ PWENTICE. >_> Hewe, Peter, ^-^ I drink uWu to ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and >_< be UwU nyot >w< afwaid. 
SECOND ^w^ PWENTICE. ;;w;; Be merry, Peter, ^-^ and ^w^ feaw UwU nyot thy master: ^.^ fight 
for x3 cwedit :3 of >w< the >w< pwentices. 
x3 PETEW. ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you ÚwÚ aww. >w< Dwink, ^-^ and pray for me, ^-^ I pray you; for ^-^ I 
xDD think ^-^ I have ^.^ taken >_> my last draught ^-^ in ^w^ this world. >_> Hewe, ;;w;; Wobin, :3 an 
>_> if ^-^ I ^-^ die, ^-^ I >w< give ÚwÚ thee >_> my apron; UwU and, ^-^ Wiww, >w< thou xDD shawt have >_> my 
OwO hammew; ^-^ and ;;w;; hewe, ;;w;; Tom, ^w^ take ;;w;; aww >w< the ^.^ monyey ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< have. O xDD Wowd 
bless me, ^-^ I pray x3 God! for ^-^ I am UwU nyevew able uWu to ^.^ deaw xDD with >_> my uWu mastew, 
UwU he hath learnt ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much fence uWu awweady. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. uWu Come, uWu weave ^-^ youw :3 dwinking ^-^ and x3 faww uWu to blows. 
^w^ Siwwah, what's thy ;;w;; nyame? 
x3 PETEW. Peter, :33 fowsooth. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. xDD Petew? :3 What >_< mowe? 
x3 PETEW. :3 Thump. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. >_< Thump? UwU Then see >w< thou :33 thump thy ^w^ mastew ^.^ weww. 
x3 HOWNyEW. >_> Mastews, ^-^ I am come hither, ÚwÚ as it UwU wewe, upon >_> my man's 
>_< instigation, uWu to >_< pwove xDD him a ÚwÚ knyave ^-^ and myself :3 an uWu honyest >_< man; ^-^ and 
touching >w< the xDD Duke :3 of :33 Yowk, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ take >_> my ÚwÚ death ^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO meant xDD him 
:33 any ^-^ iww, >_< nyow >w< the :3 King, >_< nyow >w< the >_< Queen; ^-^ and >_< thewefowe, Peter, have 
:3 at ÚwÚ thee xDD with a OwO down >w< wight blow! 
UwU YOWK. >w< Dispatch- ^w^ this knave's tongue begins uWu to :3 doubwe. 
Sound, >_> twumpets, alarum uWu to >w< the >w< combatants! 
[Alarum. xDD They ^.^ fight ^-^ and PETER strikes xDD him >_< down] 
x3 HOWNyEW. Hold, Peter, >w< howd! ^-^ I ÚwÚ confess, ^-^ I x3 confess x3 tweason. 
x3 [Dies] 
UwU YOWK. Take xDD away ^.^ his x3 weapon. uWu Fewwow, UwU thank God, ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ good ^.^ winye ^-^ in 
thy uWu mastew's way. 
x3 PETEW. O God, have ^-^ I overcome mine enemies ^-^ in ^w^ this presence? O 
Peter, >w< thou UwU hast uWu pwevaiw'd ^-^ in x3 wight! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^.^ Go, ^w^ take hence ^w^ that UwU twaitow OwO fwom x3 ouw sight, 
:3 Fow :3 by ^.^ his ÚwÚ death ;;w;; we do :3 pewceive ^.^ his ÚwÚ guiwt; 
And >_> God ^-^ in ÚwÚ justice hath ^w^ weveaw'd uWu to uWu us 
^.^ The >_> twuth ^-^ and >_< innyocence :3 of ^w^ this x3 poow fellow, 
Which UwU he ^w^ had :3 thought uWu to have murder'd >w< wwongfuwwy. 
uWu Come, fellow, x3 fowwow uWu us for thy reward. 
^.^ Sound a uWu fwouwish. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
>w< Wondon. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew :3 DUKE ^.^ HUMPHWEY ^-^ and ^.^ his men, ^-^ in OwO mouwnying ;;w;; cwoaks 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. Thus uWu sometimes hath >w< the >w< bwightest x3 day a cloud, 
And after summer >_> evewmowe succeeds 
^w^ Bawwen ^-^ wintew, xDD with ^.^ his ^.^ wwathfuw :33 nyipping cold; 
So ^.^ cawes ^-^ and x3 joys UwU abound, ÚwÚ as uWu seasons :3 fweet. 
UwU Siws, what's ÚwÚ o'cwock? 
>_> SEWVING-MAN. xDD Ten, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Ten is >w< the hour ^w^ that >_> was uWu appointed :33 me 
>_< To :33 watch >w< the >w< coming :3 of >_> my punish'd OwO duchess. 
^.^ Unyeath ^w^ may she ^w^ enduwe >w< the x3 fwinty uWu stweets 
>_< To ÚwÚ twead them xDD with ;;w;; hew UwU tendew-feewing feet. 
^-^ Sweet x3 Nyeww, ^w^ iww ^w^ can thy ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; mind >_> abwook 
^.^ The >w< abject uWu peopwe xDD gazing on thy OwO face, 
With :33 envious looks, ^.^ waughing :3 at thy >w< shame, 
:33 That >_> ewst >w< did x3 fowwow thy ÚwÚ pwoud ^-^ chawiot ^-^ wheews 
When >w< thou didst :33 wide ^-^ in ÚwÚ twiumph through >w< the :3 stweets. 
>w< But, >_> soft! ^-^ I xDD think she ÚwÚ comes, ^-^ and >_< I'ww :3 pwepawe 
^w^ My tear-stain'd ^.^ eyes uWu to see ;;w;; hew >_> misewies. 

^-^ Entew >w< the DUCHESS UwU OF x3 GWOUCESTEW ^-^ in a ^w^ white sheet, 
^-^ and a >w< tapew burning ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ;;w;; hand, xDD with ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN 
^-^ STANWEY, >w< the SHERIFF, ^-^ and ÚwÚ OFFICEWS 

>_> SEWVING-MAN. So UwU pwease ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, x3 we'ww ^w^ take ;;w;; hew OwO fwom >w< the UwU shewiff. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 Nyo, >w< stiw UwU nyot for ^-^ youw :33 wives; let ;;w;; hew ^w^ pass by. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ Come ^.^ you, >_> my lord, uWu to see >_> my uWu open OwO shame? 
:3 Nyow >w< thou dost ^-^ penyance >_< too. ÚwÚ Wook how :33 they >_> gaze! 
ÚwÚ See how >w< the UwU giddy multitude do point 
And UwU nyod their UwU heads ^-^ and OwO thwow their ^.^ eyes on ;;w;; thee; 
>_< Ah, :3 Gwoucestew, xDD hide ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom their >_< hatefuw looks, 
And, ^-^ in thy >_> cwoset pent xDD up, >_> wue >_> my OwO shame 
And ^.^ ban ^w^ thinye :33 enyemies, x3 both mine ^-^ and OwO thinye! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Be :33 patient, ÚwÚ gentwe uWu Nyeww; forget ^w^ this grief. 
UwU DUCHESS. >_< Ah, :3 Gwoucestew, ^-^ teach :33 me uWu to forget :33 mysewf! 
:3 Fow whilst ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I am thy married uWu wife 
And >w< thou a :33 pwince, >w< Pwotectow :3 of ^w^ this land, 
xDD Methinks ^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot UwU thus >_< be led uWu awong, 
Mail'd :3 up ^-^ in >w< shame, xDD with papers on >_> my OwO back, 
And >w< fowwow'd xDD with a >_> wabbwe ^w^ that UwU wejoice 
>_< To see >_> my tears ^-^ and >_> heaw >_> my ^.^ deep-fet x3 gwoans. 
^.^ The xDD wuthwess >_< fwint x3 doth cut >_> my tender xDD feet, 
And uWu when ^-^ I ^w^ stawt, >w< the :33 envious uWu peopwe ÚwÚ waugh 
And :33 bid :33 me >_< be advised how ^-^ I tread. 
>_< Ah, ;;w;; Humphwey, ^w^ can ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw ^w^ this OwO shamefuw :3 yoke? 
uWu Twowest >w< thou ^w^ that e'er >_< I'ww >w< wook upon >w< the UwU wowwd 
>_> Ow >_> count them happy ^w^ that ^.^ enjoy >w< the >_> sun? 
>w< Nyo; ^-^ dawk >_< shaww >_< be >_> my :3 wight ^-^ and night >_> my day; 
>_< To xDD think upon >_> my uWu pomp >_< shaww >_< be >_> my hell. 
>_> Sometimes >_< I'ww say ^-^ I am xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey's ÚwÚ wife, 
And UwU he a :33 pwince, ^-^ and >_> wuwew :3 of >w< the ;;w;; wand; 
^w^ Yet ;;w;; so UwU he ^-^ wuw'd, ^-^ and >_< such a prince UwU he ^w^ was, 
:33 As UwU he >w< stood :3 by whilst ;;w;; I, ^.^ his :3 fowwown duchess, 
uWu Was uWu made a x3 wondew ^-^ and a pointing-stock 
>_< To >_> evewy xDD idwe ^w^ wascaw :33 fowwowew. 
xDD But >_< be >w< thou ÚwÚ miwd, ^-^ and blush UwU nyot :3 at >_> my >w< shame, 
>_> Nyow >w< stiw :3 at OwO nyothing :3 tiww >w< the ^w^ axe :3 of ÚwÚ death 
^.^ Hang OwO ovew ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ as ^w^ suwe it uWu showtwy :3 wiww. 
:3 Fow >_< Suffowk- UwU he ^w^ that ^w^ can do ;;w;; aww ^-^ in ;;w;; aww 
With ;;w;; hew ^w^ that hateth ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and ^.^ hates uWu us ^w^ aww- 
And :33 Yowk, ^-^ and :33 impious Beaufort, ^w^ that x3 fawse >_< pwiest, 
>_< Have ;;w;; aww lim'd UwU bushes uWu to :3 betway thy wings, 
And, OwO fwy >w< thou how >w< thou canst, ^.^ they'ww tangle ;;w;; thee. 
xDD But ^w^ feaw UwU nyot >w< thou x3 untiw thy ^.^ foot >_< be :33 snyaw'd, 
>_> Nyow UwU nyevew >w< seek x3 pwevention :3 of thy foes. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_< Ah, x3 Nyeww, xDD fowbeaw! Thou :33 aimest ;;w;; aww awry. 
^-^ I must ^w^ offend :33 befowe ^-^ I >_< be ÚwÚ attainted; 
And ^w^ had ^-^ I twenty xDD times ;;w;; so uWu many ^w^ foes, 
And uWu each :3 of them ^w^ had twenty xDD times their :33 powew, 
;;w;; Aww uWu these ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >_> pwocuwe :33 me :33 any scathe 
So long ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am xDD woyaw, ;;w;; twue, ^-^ and crimeless. 
Wouldst have :33 me UwU wescue ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom ^w^ this ÚwÚ wepwoach? 
:3 Why, yet thy scandal were UwU nyot ^.^ wip'd uWu away, 
xDD But ^-^ I ^-^ in danger for >w< the x3 bweach :3 of >_> waw. 
>w< Thy >w< gweatest :33 hewp is quiet, ÚwÚ gentwe OwO Nyeww. 
^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee >_> sowt thy :33 heawt uWu to :3 patience; 
These OwO few days' x3 wondew >w< wiww >_< be quickly xDD wown. 

^-^ Entew a >w< HEWAWD 

^.^ HEWAWD. ^-^ I ^w^ summon ^-^ youw Grace uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ Majesty's ^-^ Pawwiament, 
>_> Howden :3 at :3 Buwy >w< the >_> fiwst :3 of ^w^ this UwU nyext month. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. And >_> my consent >w< nye'ew ask'd x3 hewein x3 befowe! 
^.^ This is ^-^ cwose dealing. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be >w< thewe. x3 Exit >w< HEWAWD 
^w^ My x3 Nyeww, ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my ^-^ weave- UwU and, ^w^ mastew sheriff, 
Let UwU nyot ;;w;; hew ^-^ penyance ^-^ exceed >w< the King's xDD commission. 
SHERIFF. An't UwU pwease ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, ÚwÚ hewe >_> my >_< commission stays; 
And :3 Siw :33 John OwO Stanwey is uWu appointed now 
>_< To ^w^ take ;;w;; hew xDD with xDD him uWu to >w< the ^.^ Iswe :3 of Man. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Must ^.^ you, :3 Siw uWu John, protect >_> my lady :33 hewe? 
^w^ STANWEY. So am ^-^ I ÚwÚ given ^-^ in :3 chawge, may't UwU pwease ^-^ youw Grace. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. UwU Entweat ;;w;; hew UwU nyot >w< the worse ^-^ in ^w^ that ^-^ I pray 
You ÚwÚ use ;;w;; hew :3 weww; >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ may ÚwÚ waugh >w< again, 
And ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< wive uWu to do :33 you kindness >_> if 
You do it x3 hew. And ;;w;; so, :3 Siw uWu John, farewell. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ What, gone, >_> my lord, ^-^ and :33 bid :33 me UwU nyot OwO faweweww! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Witness >_> my ^w^ teaws, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot x3 stay uWu to ^w^ speak. 
Exeunt x3 GWOUCESTEW ^-^ and servants 
UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ Awt >w< thou ^w^ gonye too? ;;w;; Aww x3 comfowt ^w^ go xDD with ^-^ thee! 
:3 Fow none OwO abides xDD with >w< me. ^w^ My ;;w;; joy is ÚwÚ death- 
>_< Death, :3 at :3 whose name ^-^ I oft have OwO been xDD afeawd, 
Because ^-^ I wish'd ^w^ this x3 wowwd's x3 etewnyity. 
;;w;; Stanwey, ^-^ I >_> pwithee go, ^-^ and ^w^ take :33 me OwO hence; 
^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot xDD whithew, for ^-^ I >w< beg xDD nyo favour, 
^w^ Onwy ^.^ convey :33 me >w< whewe >w< thou UwU awt >w< commanded. 
^w^ STANWEY. :3 Why, ÚwÚ madam, ^w^ that is uWu to >w< the ^.^ Iswe :3 of >_< Man, 
;;w;; Thewe uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ us'd uWu accowding uWu to ^-^ youw x3 state. 
UwU DUCHESS. xDD That's ÚwÚ bad ^w^ enyough, for ^-^ I am but UwU wepwoach- 
And >_< shaww ^-^ I :33 then >_< be ÚwÚ us'd ^.^ wepwoachfuwwy? 
^w^ STANWEY. >w< Wike uWu to a ^w^ duchess ^-^ and xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey's x3 wady; 
^-^ Accowding uWu to ^w^ that ^.^ state :33 you >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ us'd. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ Shewiff, >w< faweweww, ^-^ and xDD bettew than ^-^ I >w< fawe, 
Although >w< thou UwU hast OwO been >_> conduct :3 of >_> my >w< shame. 
SHERIFF. >_> It is >_> my >w< office; UwU and, ÚwÚ madam, >w< pawdon >w< me. 
UwU DUCHESS. x3 Ay, :33 ay, :3 faweweww; thy :33 office is :3 dischawg'd. 
uWu Come, ;;w;; Stanwey, >_< shaww ;;w;; we uWu go? 
^w^ STANWEY. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ youw ^-^ penyance x3 donye, OwO thwow off ^w^ this sheet, 
And ^w^ go ;;w;; we uWu to xDD attiwe :33 you for x3 ouw >_< jouwnyey. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ My OwO shame >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be ^.^ shifted xDD with >_> my ^.^ sheet. 
x3 Nyo, it >w< wiww ;;w;; hang upon >_> my >_> wichest ^-^ wobes 
And ^w^ show :3 itsewf, xDD attiwe :33 me how ^-^ I xDD can. 
^.^ Go, ÚwÚ wead >w< the OwO way; ^-^ I long uWu to see >_> my xDD pwison. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The ^w^ Abbey :3 at :3 Buwy >_> St. ÚwÚ Edmunds 

^.^ Sound a OwO sennyet. ^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, >w< the ^w^ QUEEN, xDD CAWDINyAW, ÚwÚ SUFFOWK, ^-^ YOWK, 
ÚwÚ BUCKINGHAM, SALISBURY, ^-^ and :33 WAWWICK, uWu to >w< the x3 Pawwiament 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I :33 muse >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of x3 Gwoucestew is UwU nyot ^-^ come. 
'Tis UwU nyot ^.^ his UwU wont uWu to >_< be >w< the :3 hindmost ;;w;; man, 
Whate'er ^.^ occasion xDD keeps xDD him OwO fwom uWu us UwU nyow. 
>_< QUEEN. >_> Can :33 you UwU nyot see, >w< ow >w< wiww xDD ye UwU nyot uWu obsewve 
^.^ The >_< stwangenyess :3 of ^.^ his alter'd ^-^ countenyance? 
With what a uWu majesty UwU he >_< beaws ^.^ himsewf; 
UwU How uWu insowent :3 of OwO wate UwU he is ;;w;; become, 
UwU How :3 pwoud, how ÚwÚ pewemptowy, ^-^ and uWu unwike xDD himsewf? 
OwO We >_< knyow >w< the :3 time >_> since UwU he >_> was >_< miwd ^-^ and affable, 
And >_> if ;;w;; we >w< did but :3 gwance a far-off >w< wook 
^-^ Immediatewy UwU he >_> was upon ^.^ his >w< knyee, 
:33 That ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< couwt xDD admiw'd xDD him for >w< submission. 
xDD But meet xDD him now ^-^ and >_< be it ^-^ in >w< the morn, 
When >_> evewy >w< onye >w< wiww >w< give >w< the :3 time :3 of x3 day, 
He UwU knyits ^.^ his ^.^ bwow ^-^ and :3 shows :3 an >w< angwy eye 
And >_> passeth :3 by xDD with stiff unbowed >w< knyee, 
^-^ Disdainying >_> duty ^w^ that uWu to uWu us UwU bewongs. 
ÚwÚ Smaww UwU cuws are UwU nyot ^w^ wegawded uWu when :33 they ÚwÚ gwin, 
xDD But >_> gweat ^-^ men >w< twembwe uWu when >w< the lion ^.^ woaws, 
And ^.^ Humphwey is xDD nyo ^-^ wittwe man ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand. 
>_< Fiwst UwU nyote ^w^ that UwU he is uWu nyeaw :33 you ^-^ in xDD descent, 
And OwO shouwd :33 you x3 faww UwU he is >w< the UwU nyext >w< wiww ^w^ mount; 
;;w;; Me >w< seemeth, uWu then, it is xDD nyo policy- 
^w^ Wespecting what a >_> wancowous ;;w;; mind UwU he bears, 
And ^.^ his ^w^ advantage following ^-^ youw >_> decease- 
:33 That UwU he OwO shouwd come uWu about ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw :33 pewson 
>_> Ow >_< be ;;w;; admitted uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' >w< Counciw. 
By ;;w;; fwattewy hath UwU he won >w< the xDD commons' ;;w;; heawts; 
And uWu when UwU he UwU pwease uWu to uWu make :33 commotion, 
'Tis uWu to >_< be UwU feaw'd :33 they ;;w;; aww >w< wiww x3 fowwow ^-^ him. 
:3 Nyow ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the :3 spwing, ^-^ and >_< weeds are shallow-rooted; 
x3 Suffew them uWu nyow, ^-^ and ^.^ they'ww >w< o'ewgwow >w< the OwO gawden 
And choke >w< the >_> hewbs for >_< want :3 of >_< husbandwy. 
^.^ The reverent OwO cawe ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw >_< unto >_> my lord 
^-^ Made :33 me collect uWu these :3 dangews ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
UwU If it >_< be OwO fond, ^w^ can it a :3 woman's fear; 
Which ^w^ feaw >_> if xDD bettew uWu weasons ^w^ can supplant, 
^-^ I >w< wiww OwO subscwibe, ^-^ and say ^-^ I wrong'd >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Suffowk, ^-^ Buckingham, ^-^ and :33 Yowk, 
:3 Wepwove >_> my allegation >_> if :33 you can, 
>_> Ow else ^.^ concwude >_> my >_> wowds >_> effectuaw. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ÚwÚ Weww hath ^-^ youw Highness seen uWu into ^w^ this duke; 
And ^w^ had ^-^ I >_> fiwst OwO been put uWu to UwU speak >_> my >w< mind, 
^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I OwO shouwd have >_< towd ^-^ youw Grace's :3 tawe. 
^.^ The >_> Duchess, :3 by ^.^ his >_< subownyation, 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my >_< wife, began ;;w;; hew ^-^ deviwish :33 pwactices; 
>_> Ow >_> if UwU he were UwU nyot privy uWu to those :3 fauwts, 
^w^ Yet :3 by uWu weputing :3 of ^.^ his >_> high >w< descent- 
:33 As UwU nyext >w< the OwO King UwU he >_> was :33 successive xDD heiw- 
And >_< such >_> high vaunts :3 of ^.^ his nobility, 
ÚwÚ Did UwU instigate >w< the ÚwÚ bedwam >_< bwainsick >w< Duchess 
By >_> wicked ÚwÚ means uWu to ;;w;; fwame x3 ouw sovereign's fall. 
Smooth UwU wuns >w< the water >w< whewe >w< the UwU bwook is uWu deep, 
And ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ simpwe ^w^ show UwU he ^.^ hawbouws x3 tweason. 
^.^ The ^.^ fox ^-^ bawks UwU nyot uWu when UwU he :3 wouwd >_> steaw >w< the UwU wamb. 
x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, >_> my uWu soveweign, x3 Gwoucestew is a man 
:3 Unsounded yet, ^-^ and full :3 of ;;w;; deep deceit. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. ÚwÚ Did UwU he not, ^-^ contwawy uWu to OwO fowm :3 of uWu waw, 
^-^ Devise ^-^ stwange ^w^ deaths for xDD smaww >_> offences xDD donye? 
UwU YOWK. And >w< did UwU he not, ^-^ in ^.^ his protectorship, 
^-^ Wevy >_> gweat sums :3 of ^.^ monyey through >w< the realm 
:3 Fow >w< sowdiews' ^-^ pay ^-^ in France, ^-^ and UwU nyevew >_> sent it? 
By ÚwÚ means xDD wheweof >w< the :3 towns uWu each x3 day revolted. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. :3 Tut, uWu these are xDD petty xDD fauwts uWu to xDD fauwts >_< unknyown 
Which :3 time >w< wiww >_< bwing uWu to :3 wight ^-^ in OwO smooth xDD Duke Humphrey. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ My ^w^ wowds, :3 at x3 once: >w< the OwO cawe :33 you have :3 of us, 
>_< To >_> mow OwO down :3 thowns ^w^ that :3 wouwd :33 annyoy x3 ouw >w< foot, 
Is ^-^ wowthy x3 pwaise; but >_< shaww ^-^ I UwU speak >_> my ÚwÚ conscience? 
>_< Ouw >_> kinsman x3 Gwoucestew is ÚwÚ as xDD innyocent 
^w^ Fwom >_> meanying treason uWu to x3 ouw ;;w;; woyaw :33 pewson 
:33 As is >w< the ^w^ sucking ^w^ wamb >w< ow >w< hawmwess ^.^ dove: 
^.^ The xDD Duke is >w< viwtuous, ÚwÚ miwd, ^-^ and x3 too ^w^ weww ÚwÚ given 
>_< To dream on x3 eviw >w< ow uWu to >w< wowk >_> my OwO downfaww. 
>_< QUEEN. >_< Ah, what's :33 mowe ^w^ dangewous than ^w^ this ;;w;; fond UwU affiance? 
Seems UwU he a dove? :33 His feathers are but borrow'd, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ he's >w< disposed ÚwÚ as >w< the >_< hatefuw UwU waven. 
Is UwU he a lamb? :33 His ^-^ skin is surely ^-^ went :3 him, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ he's ^w^ incwin'd ÚwÚ as is >w< the ravenous ÚwÚ wowf. 
>_< Who ;;w;; cannyot >_> steaw a shape ^w^ that ÚwÚ means ^w^ deceit? 
Take ^-^ heed, >_> my OwO wowd; >w< the xDD wewfawe :3 of uWu us ;;w;; aww 
OwO Hangs on >w< the cutting x3 showt ^w^ that >w< fwaudfuw man. 

^-^ Entew x3 SOMEWSET 

SOMERSET. ;;w;; Aww OwO heawth >_< unto >_> my OwO gwacious sovereign! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ Wewcome, xDD Wowd ÚwÚ Somewset. :3 What OwO nyews OwO fwom France? 
SOMERSET. :33 That ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw interest ^-^ in those uWu tewwitowies 
Is >w< uttewwy ^.^ beweft you; ;;w;; aww is lost. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. OwO Cowd OwO nyews, xDD Wowd x3 Somewset; but God's >w< wiww >_< be >_> donye! 
UwU YOWK. [Aside] OwO Cowd OwO nyews for x3 me; for ^-^ I ^w^ had hope :3 of >_< Fwance 
:33 As uWu fiwmwy ÚwÚ as ^-^ I hope for :3 fewtiwe ;;w;; Engwand. 
Thus are >_> my ^-^ bwossoms uWu bwasted ^-^ in >w< the bud, 
And caterpillars >w< eat >_> my leaves away; 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww remedy ^w^ this >_> geaw ^-^ ewe :33 wong, 
>_> Ow :3 seww >_> my title for a x3 gwowious :33 gwave. 

^-^ Entew x3 GWOUCESTEW 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Aww happiness >_< unto >_> my lord >w< the King! 
^w^ Pawdon, >_> my liege, ^w^ that ^-^ I have stay'd ;;w;; so long. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. Nay, :3 Gwoucestew, >_< knyow ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt come x3 too OwO soon, 
uWu Unwess >w< thou ^-^ wewt :33 mowe loyal than >w< thou >w< awt. 
^-^ I do OwO awwest ÚwÚ thee :3 of >_> high treason uWu hewe. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD Weww, :33 Suffowk, >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyot see :33 me blush 
>_> Nyow ^w^ change >_> my countenance for ^w^ this :33 awwest: 
xDD A :33 heawt x3 unspotted is UwU nyot ^w^ easiwy ^-^ daunted. 
^.^ The :3 puwest ;;w;; spwing is UwU nyot ;;w;; so >w< fwee OwO fwom ÚwÚ mud 
:33 As ^-^ I am UwU cweaw OwO fwom treason uWu to >_> my UwU soveweign. 
>_< Who ^w^ can :33 accuse ÚwÚ me? Wherein am ^-^ I ^-^ guiwty? 
UwU YOWK. 'Tis ;;w;; thought, >_> my lord, ^w^ that :33 you took bribes :3 of >_< Fwance 
And, being xDD Pwotectow, stay'd >w< the >w< sowdiews' pay; 
By ÚwÚ means xDD wheweof ^.^ his Highness hath :33 wost >_< Fwance. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Is it but :3 thought so? :3 What are :33 they ^w^ that xDD think it? 
^-^ I UwU nyevew uWu wobb'd >w< the :33 sowdiews :3 of their ^-^ pay 
>_> Nyow ^-^ evew ^w^ had >w< onye >w< penny bribe OwO fwom >_< Fwance. 
So :33 hewp :33 me God, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have watch'd >w< the ;;w;; nyight- 
x3 Ay, night :3 by ;;w;; nyight- ^-^ in ^.^ studying ^w^ good for ^w^ Engwand! 
:33 That ;;w;; doit ^w^ that e'er ^-^ I uWu wwested OwO fwom >w< the :3 King, 
>_> Ow :33 any :33 gwoat ^-^ I >_> hoawded uWu to >_> my :33 use, 
;;w;; Be brought ÚwÚ against :33 me :3 at >_> my :33 twiaw-day! 
>w< Nyo; uWu many a ^-^ pound :3 of mine ^-^ own xDD pwopew store, 
Because ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot tax >w< the needy OwO commons, 
>_< Have ^-^ I ÚwÚ dispuwsed uWu to >w< the OwO gawwisons, 
And UwU nyevew ask'd for restitution. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. >_> It serves :33 you UwU weww, >_> my lord, uWu to say ;;w;; so ^-^ much. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I say xDD nyo :33 mowe than truth, ;;w;; so :33 hewp :33 me x3 God! 
UwU YOWK. ^.^ In ^-^ youw protectorship :33 you >w< did x3 devise 
Strange tortures for ;;w;; offendews, UwU nyevew heard uWu of, 
:33 That ;;w;; Engwand >_> was defam'd :3 by ^-^ tywanny. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Why, ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ weww known ^w^ that >w< whiwes ^-^ I >_> was >w< Pwotectow 
Pity >_> was ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 fauwt ^w^ that >_> was ^-^ in x3 me; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I OwO shouwd :33 mewt :3 at :3 an uWu offendew's ^w^ teaws, 
And lowly >_> wowds were ^.^ wansom for their ^-^ fauwt. 
uWu Unwess it were a ÚwÚ bwoody xDD muwdewew, 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ fouw felonious xDD thief ^w^ that uWu fweec'd x3 poow ^w^ passengews, 
^-^ I UwU nyevew ÚwÚ gave them condign ;;w;; punyishment. 
^w^ Muwdew UwU indeed, ^w^ that ÚwÚ bwoody sin, ^-^ I x3 towtuw'd 
ÚwÚ Above >w< the felon >w< ow what ;;w;; twespass ;;w;; ewse. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^w^ My lord, uWu these xDD fauwts are easy, quickly x3 answew'd; 
xDD But uWu mightiew UwU cwimes are OwO waid >_< unto ^-^ youw :3 chawge, 
ÚwÚ Wheweof :33 you ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ easiwy purge yourself. 
^-^ I do OwO awwest :33 you ^-^ in :33 His ^-^ Highnyess' ;;w;; nyame, 
And ÚwÚ hewe OwO commit :33 you uWu to >_> my xDD Wowd Cardinal 
>_< To :3 keep x3 untiw ^-^ youw further :3 time :3 of :3 twiaw. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of :3 Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ 'tis >_> my ^w^ speciaw hope 
:33 That :33 you >w< wiww UwU cweaw :33 youwsewf OwO fwom ;;w;; aww uWu suspense. 
^w^ My >w< conscience x3 tewws :33 me :33 you are ;;w;; innyocent. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_< Ah, OwO gwacious lord, uWu these ^-^ days are OwO dangewous! 
>_< Viwtue is OwO chok'd xDD with ÚwÚ fouw uWu ambition, 
And charity chas'd hence :3 by ;;w;; wancouw's UwU hand; 
^.^ Fouw ^-^ subownyation is predominant, 
And >w< equity ÚwÚ exiw'd ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' >_< wand. 
^-^ I >_< knyow their ^w^ compwot is uWu to have >_> my ^-^ wife; 
And >_> if >_> my ÚwÚ death :33 might uWu make ^w^ this OwO iswand happy 
And >_< pwove >w< the >w< pewiod :3 of their >w< tywanny, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ expend it xDD with ;;w;; aww >_< wiwwingnyess. 
xDD But mine is uWu made >w< the xDD pwowogue uWu to their :3 pway; 
:3 Fow ^-^ thousands :33 mowe ^w^ that yet >_< suspect xDD nyo peril 
Will UwU nyot ^.^ concwude their uWu pwotted >_< twagedy. 
uWu Beaufowt's ^.^ wed ^-^ spawkwing ^.^ eyes >_< bwab ^.^ his xDD heawt's ;;w;; mawice, 
And ^.^ Suffowk's cloudy ^.^ bwow ^.^ his OwO stowmy ^w^ hate; 
x3 Shawp xDD Buckingham UwU unbuwdens xDD with ^.^ his tongue 
^.^ The :33 envious :3 woad ^w^ that ^w^ wies upon ^.^ his :33 heawt; 
And :3 dogged :33 Yowk, ^w^ that >_> weaches :3 at >w< the moon, 
>_< Whose overweening ;;w;; awm ^-^ I have UwU pwuck'd OwO back, 
By x3 fawse :33 accuse x3 doth ;;w;; wevew :3 at >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
And ^.^ you, >_> my sovereign xDD wady, xDD with >w< the rest, 
ÚwÚ Causewess have OwO waid ^w^ disgwaces on >_> my head, 
And xDD with ^-^ youw uWu best uWu endeavouw have :3 stiww'd :3 up 
^w^ My liefest ^-^ wiege uWu to >_< be mine xDD enyemy; 
x3 Ay, ;;w;; aww :3 of :33 you have OwO waid ^-^ youw UwU heads x3 togethew- 
:3 Mysewf ^w^ had >_< nyotice :3 of ^-^ youw >_> conventicwes- 
And ;;w;; aww uWu to uWu make xDD away >_> my ÚwÚ guiwtwess ÚwÚ wife. 
^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< want x3 fawse x3 witnyess uWu to >_> condemn :33 me 
>_> Nyow >_> stowe :3 of >_> tweasons uWu to augment >_> my guilt. 
^.^ The ancient xDD pwovewb >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ weww :33 effected: 
>w< 'A staff is quickly x3 found uWu to ^-^ beat a x3 dog.' 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. ^w^ My liege, ^.^ his UwU waiwing is UwU intowewabwe. 
UwU If those ^w^ that OwO cawe uWu to :3 keep ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw :33 pewson 
^w^ Fwom OwO tweason's ;;w;; secwet UwU knyife ^-^ and OwO twaitow's xDD wage 
;;w;; Be UwU thus uWu upbwaided, :3 chid, ^-^ and rated >w< at, 
And >w< the offender granted :33 scope :3 of :3 speech, 
>_> 'Twiww uWu make them cool ^-^ in xDD zeaw >_< unto ^-^ youw Grace. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. uWu Hath UwU he UwU nyot >_< twit x3 ouw sovereign lady ÚwÚ hewe 
With >w< ignyominyious >_< wowds, though uWu cwewkwy >_< couch'd, 
:33 As >_> if she ^w^ had ^-^ subownyed ÚwÚ some uWu to xDD sweaw 
OwO Fawse UwU awwegations uWu to UwU o'ewthwow ^.^ his ÚwÚ state? 
>_< QUEEN. xDD But ^-^ I ^w^ can >w< give >w< the ^w^ wosew uWu weave uWu to ÚwÚ chide. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 Faw >_> twuew ^-^ spoke than ^w^ meant: ^-^ I ;;w;; wose indeed. 
>_< Beshwew >w< the winners, for :33 they >_< pway'd :33 me >_< fawse! 
And ^w^ weww >_< such >_> wosews ^w^ may have uWu weave uWu to ^w^ speak. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; He'ww >_> wwest >w< the ^w^ sense, ^-^ and hold uWu us ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; aww ;;w;; day. 
xDD Wowd Cardinal, UwU he is ^-^ youw prisoner. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. UwU Siws, ^w^ take xDD away >w< the Duke, ^-^ and :3 guawd xDD him ;;w;; suwe. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_< Ah, UwU thus OwO King Henry throws xDD away ^.^ his OwO cwutch 
:3 Befowe ^.^ his ÚwÚ wegs >_< be ^w^ fiwm uWu to ;;w;; beaw ^.^ his body! 
Thus is >w< the shepherd >w< beaten OwO fwom thy x3 side, 
And ^w^ wowves are >w< gnyawwing ;;w;; who >_< shaww >_< gnyaw ÚwÚ thee first. 
>_< Ah, ^w^ that >_> my ^w^ feaw were >_< fawse! >w< ah, ^w^ that it x3 wewe! 
^.^ Fow, ^w^ good OwO King Henry, thy >w< decay ^-^ I >_< feaw. Exit, :33 guawded 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ My ^w^ wowds, what uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; wisdoms uWu seemeth uWu best 
:3 Do >w< ow xDD undo, ÚwÚ as >_> if ourself were uWu hewe. 
>_< QUEEN. ^w^ What, >w< wiww ^-^ youw Highness uWu weave >w< the Parliament? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Ay, xDD Mawgawet; >_> my :33 heawt is drown'd xDD with xDD gwief, 
>_< Whose ^w^ fwood begins uWu to >_> fwow >_> within mine >_> eyes; 
^w^ My body :3 wound >w< engiwt xDD with >_> misewy- 
:3 Fow what's :33 mowe miserable than xDD discontent? 
>_< Ah, >w< uncwe ;;w;; Humphwey, ^-^ in thy UwU face ^-^ I see 
^.^ The >w< map :3 of ;;w;; honyouw, truth, ^-^ and loyalty! 
And yet, ^w^ good ;;w;; Humphwey, is >w< the hour uWu to come 
:33 That e'er ^-^ I prov'd ÚwÚ thee x3 fawse >w< ow UwU feaw'd thy faith. 
:3 What uWu wouwing :3 staw now >w< envies thy estate 
:33 That uWu these >_> gweat ^w^ wowds, ^-^ and ^w^ Mawgawet x3 ouw OwO Queen, 
:3 Do >w< seek subversion :3 of thy >w< hawmwess life? 
Thou UwU nyevew didst them OwO wwong, >_< nyow xDD nyo man xDD wwong; 
And ÚwÚ as >w< the butcher >_> takes xDD away >w< the ;;w;; cawf, 
And x3 binds >w< the ÚwÚ wwetch, ^-^ and xDD beats it uWu when it ^.^ stways, 
>_< Beawing it uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody xDD swaughtew-house, 
uWu Even ;;w;; so, >_< wemowsewess, have :33 they :33 bownye xDD him OwO hence; 
And ÚwÚ as >w< the uWu dam UwU wuns lowing :3 up ^-^ and x3 down, 
^-^ Wooking >w< the x3 way ;;w;; hew >w< hawmwess xDD young >w< onye ^w^ went, 
And ^w^ can do :33 nyought but ^w^ waiw ;;w;; hew uWu dawwing's :3 woss, 
uWu Even ;;w;; so myself bewails ^w^ good ^.^ Gwoucestew's case 
With ;;w;; sad unhelpful ^w^ teaws, ^-^ and xDD with x3 dimm'd ^.^ eyes 
ÚwÚ Wook after :3 him, ^-^ and ;;w;; cannyot do xDD him ^.^ good, 
So ^w^ mighty are ^.^ his UwU vowed :33 enyemies. 
:33 His UwU fowtunyes ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ weep, ^-^ and 'twixt uWu each ^-^ gwoan 
Say uWu 'Who's a >_< twaitow? x3 Gwoucestew UwU he is UwU nyonye.' x3 Exit 
>_< QUEEN. Free ^w^ wowds, >_< cowd UwU snyow >w< mewts xDD with >w< the ^w^ sun's hot OwO beams: 
Henry >_> my lord is >_< cowd ^-^ in >_> gweat affairs, 
:33 Too full :3 of x3 foowish :3 pity; ^-^ and ^.^ Gwoucestew's ^w^ show 
xDD Beguiwes xDD him ÚwÚ as >w< the >_> mouwnfuw >_< cwocodiwe 
With >_> sowwow UwU snyawes x3 wewenting x3 passengews; 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ snyake, :33 woww'd ^-^ in a flow'ring :33 bank, 
With xDD shinying ÚwÚ checkew'd ^w^ swough, x3 doth xDD sting a UwU chiwd 
:33 That for >w< the beauty :33 thinks it :33 excewwent. 
;;w;; Bewieve me, ^w^ wowds, were none :33 mowe uWu wise than ÚwÚ I- 
And yet x3 hewein ^-^ I judge mine ^-^ own UwU wit uWu good- 
^.^ This x3 Gwoucestew OwO shouwd >_< be quickly ^.^ wid >w< the UwU wowwd 
>_< To ^.^ wid uWu us OwO fwom >w< the ^w^ feaw ;;w;; we have :3 of ^-^ him. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. :33 That UwU he OwO shouwd :33 die is ^-^ wowthy ^-^ powicy; 
xDD But yet ;;w;; we >_< want a xDD cowouw for ^.^ his ^-^ death. 
'Tis meet UwU he >_< be ÚwÚ condemn'd :3 by ÚwÚ couwse :3 of >_> waw. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. >w< But, ^-^ in >_> my >w< mind, ^w^ that were xDD nyo >w< powicy: 
^.^ The OwO King >w< wiww UwU wabouw OwO stiww uWu to >_< save ^.^ his ^-^ wife; 
^.^ The OwO commons ÚwÚ hapwy rise uWu to >_< save ^.^ his ^-^ wife; 
And yet ;;w;; we have but OwO twiviaw >_< awgument, 
x3 Mowe than >_< mistwust, ^w^ that :3 shows xDD him ^-^ wowthy ^-^ death. 
UwU YOWK. So that, :3 by ^w^ this, :33 you :3 wouwd UwU nyot have xDD him ^.^ die. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. >_< Ah, :33 Yowk, xDD nyo man ^-^ awive ;;w;; so :33 fain ÚwÚ as ^w^ I! 
UwU YOWK. 'Tis York ^w^ that hath :33 mowe :3 weason for ^.^ his ^-^ death. 
>w< But, >_> my xDD Wowd Cardinal, ^-^ and ^.^ you, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Suffowk, 
Say ÚwÚ as :33 you think, ^-^ and UwU speak it OwO fwom ^-^ youw UwU souws: 
UwU Wewe't UwU nyot ;;w;; aww >w< onye :3 an uWu empty ;;w;; eagwe were ^w^ set 
>_< To :3 guawd >w< the x3 chicken OwO fwom a UwU hungwy >_> kite 
:33 As :3 pwace xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey for >w< the King's ^w^ Pwotectow? 
>_< QUEEN. So >w< the x3 poow x3 chicken OwO shouwd >_< be ^w^ suwe :3 of ^-^ death. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^-^ Madam, ÚwÚ 'tis OwO twue; ^-^ and :3 wewe't UwU nyot >w< madnyess :33 then 
>_< To uWu make >w< the ^.^ fox ^-^ suwveyow :3 of >w< the xDD fowd? 
>_< Who being :33 accus'd a uWu cwafty xDD muwdewew, 
:33 His ^-^ guiwt OwO shouwd >_< be but :33 idwy posted OwO ovew, 
Because ^.^ his OwO puwpose is UwU nyot >_> executed. 
>w< Nyo; let xDD him ^-^ die, ^-^ in ^w^ that UwU he is a fox, 
By ;;w;; nyatuwe prov'd :3 an enemy uWu to >w< the >_< fwock, 
:3 Befowe ^.^ his uWu chaps >_< be stain'd xDD with :3 cwimson uWu bwood, 
:33 As ;;w;; Humphwey, prov'd :3 by ^-^ weasons, uWu to >_> my OwO wiege. 
And do UwU nyot >_< stand on :33 quiwwets how uWu to xDD sway xDD him; 
;;w;; Be it :3 by gins, :3 by xDD snyawes, :3 by x3 subtwety, 
Sleeping >w< ow ^.^ waking, ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo :3 mattew xDD how, 
So UwU he >_< be dead; for ^w^ that is ^w^ good xDD deceit 
Which uWu mates xDD him >_> fiwst ^w^ that >_> fiwst :33 intends deceit. 
>_< QUEEN. xDD Thwice-nyobwe :33 Suffowk, ÚwÚ 'tis resolutely spoke. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. uWu Nyot ^.^ wesowute, except ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much were x3 donye, 
:3 Fow things are x3 often ^-^ spoke ^-^ and >_> sewdom UwU meant; 
xDD But ^w^ that >_> my :33 heawt xDD accowdeth xDD with >_> my uWu tongue, 
Seeing >w< the deed is OwO mewitowious, 
And uWu to preserve >_> my sovereign OwO fwom ^.^ his ÚwÚ foe, 
Say but >w< the word, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ his x3 pwiest. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. xDD But ^-^ I :3 wouwd have xDD him >_> dead, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Suffowk, 
Ere :33 you ^w^ can ^w^ take UwU due ÚwÚ owdews for a uWu pwiest; 
Say :33 you consent ^-^ and ;;w;; censuwe ^w^ weww >w< the deed, 
And >_< I'ww provide ^.^ his :33 executionyew- 
^-^ I tender ;;w;; so >w< the ^w^ safety :3 of >_> my OwO wiege. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. uWu Hewe is >_> my UwU hand >w< the deed is ^-^ wowthy xDD doing. 
>_< QUEEN. And ;;w;; so say xDD I. 
UwU YOWK. And xDD I. And now ;;w;; we xDD thwee have ^-^ spoke ^w^ it, 
>_> It skills UwU nyot greatly ;;w;; who :3 impugns x3 ouw >w< doom. 

^-^ Entew a OwO POST 

POST. Great ^w^ wowds, OwO fwom :3 Iwewand am ^-^ I come >_> amain 
>_< To >_> signyify ^w^ that ;;w;; webews >w< thewe are :3 up 
And put >w< the Englishmen >_< unto >w< the sword. 
uWu Send >_> succouws, ^w^ wowds, ^-^ and >w< stop >w< the xDD wage betime, 
:3 Befowe >w< the ÚwÚ wound do ÚwÚ gwow x3 uncuwabwe; 
^.^ Fow, being ÚwÚ gween, >w< thewe is >_> gweat hope :3 of :33 hewp. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. xDD A x3 bweach ^w^ that craves a quick >_> expedient OwO stop! 
:3 What ^-^ counsew >w< give :33 you ^-^ in ^w^ this weighty ÚwÚ cause? 
UwU YOWK. :33 That :33 Somewset >_< be >_> sent ÚwÚ as x3 Wegent >_> thithew; 
'Tis meet ^w^ that :3 wucky >_> wuwew >_< be employ'd, 
Witness >w< the xDD fowtunye UwU he hath ^w^ had ^-^ in >_< Fwance. 
SOMERSET. UwU If :33 Yowk, xDD with ;;w;; aww ^.^ his :33 faw-fet policy, 
Had OwO been >w< the x3 Wegent >w< thewe :33 instead :3 of me, 
He UwU nyevew :3 wouwd have stay'd ^-^ in >_< Fwance ;;w;; so long. 
UwU YOWK. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot uWu to ;;w;; wose it ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU hast OwO donye. 
^-^ I :3 wathew :3 wouwd have :33 wost >_> my OwO wife betimes 
uWu Than >_< bwing a ;;w;; buwden :3 of :3 dishonyouw home 
By x3 staying >w< thewe ;;w;; so long :3 tiww ;;w;; aww were lost. 
x3 Show :33 me >w< onye scar >_> chawactew'd on thy skin: 
OwO Men's flesh :3 pwesewv'd ;;w;; so uWu whowe do >_> sewdom uWu win. 
>_< QUEEN. Nay uWu then, ^w^ this ^-^ spawk >w< wiww >_< pwove a :3 waging ÚwÚ fiwe, 
UwU If ^.^ wind ^-^ and ^.^ fuew >_< be brought uWu to ;;w;; feed it x3 with; 
:33 Nyo ^-^ mowe, ^w^ good >_> Yowk; sweet Somerset, >_< be >w< stiww. 
>w< Thy ^w^ fowtunye, :33 Yowk, ^.^ hadst >w< thou OwO been x3 Wegent there, 
:33 Might ^.^ happiwy have prov'd far worse than >w< his. 
UwU YOWK. ^w^ What, worse than :3 nyought? Nay, :33 then a OwO shame ^w^ take >_> aww! 
SOMERSET. And ^-^ in >w< the number, ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that ^.^ wishest shame! 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Yowk, xDD twy what ^-^ youw xDD fowtunye ^.^ is. 
Th' uncivil ^w^ kewns :3 of :3 Iwewand are ^-^ in xDD awms 
And ^.^ tempew ^.^ cway xDD with UwU bwood :3 of x3 Engwishmen; 
>_< To :3 Iwewand >w< wiww :33 you ÚwÚ wead a band :3 of men, 
^w^ Cowwected ^-^ choicewy, OwO fwom uWu each county some, 
And xDD twy ^-^ youw >_< hap ÚwÚ against >w< the ^-^ Iwishmen? 
UwU YOWK. ^-^ I will, >_> my lord, ;;w;; so UwU pwease ^.^ his xDD Majesty. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. :3 Why, x3 ouw ^w^ authowity is ^.^ his ^.^ consent, 
And what ;;w;; we do ;;w;; estabwish UwU he >_< confiwms; 
OwO Then, ^-^ nyobwe :33 Yowk, ^w^ take >w< thou ^w^ this ^-^ task ^-^ in ;;w;; hand. 
UwU YOWK. ^-^ I am x3 content; provide :33 me ^w^ sowdiews, ^w^ wowds, 
Whiles ^-^ I ^w^ take UwU owdew for mine ^-^ own x3 affaiws. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. xDD A :3 chawge, xDD Wowd :33 Yowk, ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< wiww see perform'd. 
xDD But now ^w^ wetuwn ;;w;; we uWu to >w< the x3 fawse xDD Duke Humphrey. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. :33 Nyo :33 mowe :3 of xDD him; for ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ deaw xDD with xDD him 
:33 That >w< hencefowth UwU he >_< shaww trouble uWu us xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
And ;;w;; so x3 bweak off; >w< the x3 day is almost spent. 
xDD Wowd :33 Suffowk, :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ I must ^-^ tawk :3 of ^w^ that >_< event. 
UwU YOWK. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Suffowk, >_> within UwU fouwteen ^-^ days 
x3 At ^-^ Bwistow ^-^ I xDD expect >_> my >_> sowdiews; 
:3 Fow >w< thewe >_< I'ww ^-^ ship them ;;w;; aww for ^w^ Iwewand. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. >_< I'ww see it >_< twuwy x3 donye, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of >_> Yowk. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but ÚwÚ YOWK 
UwU YOWK. xDD Nyow, :33 Yowk, >w< ow ^w^ nyevew, ^-^ steew thy OwO feawfuw ;;w;; thoughts 
And ^w^ change ^w^ misdoubt uWu to x3 wesowution; 
;;w;; Be ^w^ that >w< thou >_< hop'st uWu to x3 be; >w< ow what >w< thou UwU awt 
Resign uWu to ÚwÚ death- it is UwU nyot worth >_> th' >w< enjoying. 
Let UwU pawe-fac'd ^w^ feaw :3 keep xDD with >w< the mean-born man 
And find xDD nyo ÚwÚ hawbouw ^-^ in a ;;w;; woyaw >w< heawt. 
xDD Fastew than spring-time >w< show'ws ÚwÚ comes :3 thought on ;;w;; thought, 
And UwU nyot a :3 thought but :33 thinks on ^w^ dignyity. 
^w^ My x3 bwain, :33 mowe >w< busy than >w< the labouring spider, 
^-^ Weaves x3 tedious UwU snyawes uWu to >w< twap mine :33 enyemies. 
xDD Weww, ^-^ nyobwes, UwU weww, ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; powiticwy ^w^ donye 
>_< To ^.^ send :33 me ^w^ packing xDD with :3 an >w< host :3 of UwU men. 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw :33 me :33 you but >_> wawm >w< the OwO stawved ^.^ snyake, 
^-^ Who, >w< chewish'd ^-^ in ^-^ youw OwO bweasts, >w< wiww xDD sting ^-^ youw hearts. 
>_< 'Twas ^-^ men ^-^ I lack'd, ^-^ and :33 you >w< wiww >w< give them x3 me; 
^-^ I ^w^ take it ^w^ kindwy. ^w^ Yet >_< be ^w^ weww assur'd 
You put :33 shawp ÚwÚ weapons ^-^ in a x3 madman's :3 hands. 
Whiles ^-^ I ^-^ in :3 Iwewand nourish a ^w^ mighty :3 band, 
^-^ I >w< wiww >w< stiw :3 up ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand ÚwÚ some >w< bwack ^-^ stowm 
ÚwÚ Shaww x3 bwow >_< ten >_> thousand >_< souws uWu to :3 heaven >w< ow ^.^ heww; 
And ^w^ this uWu feww tempest >_< shaww UwU nyot cease uWu to xDD wage 
OwO Untiw >w< the xDD gowden OwO ciwcuit on >_> my head, 
>w< Wike uWu to >w< the x3 gwowious ^w^ sun's ÚwÚ twanspawent >w< beams, 
:3 Do OwO cawm >w< the ^.^ fuwy :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ mad-bwed >w< fwaw. 
And for a minister :3 of >_> my intent 
^-^ I have >_< seduc'd a >w< headstwong UwU Kentishman, 
:33 John Cade :3 of ^.^ Ashfowd, 
>_< To uWu make :33 commotion, ÚwÚ as full ^w^ weww UwU he can, 
Under >w< the tide :3 of :33 John x3 Mowtimew. 
^.^ In :3 Iwewand have ^-^ I seen ^w^ this OwO stubbown Cade 
Oppose himself ÚwÚ against a :33 twoop :3 of kerns, 
And fought ;;w;; so long tiff ^w^ that ^.^ his ÚwÚ thighs xDD with :3 dawts 
^.^ Wewe almost OwO wike a ^-^ shawp-quiww'd >_< powpentinye; 
And ^-^ in >w< the UwU end being UwU wescu'd, ^-^ I have seen 
ÚwÚ Him >_> capew x3 upwight OwO wike a wild ^.^ Mowisco, 
^.^ Shaking >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody :3 dawts ÚwÚ as UwU he ^.^ his ^.^ bewws. 
Full ^-^ often, OwO wike a shag-hair'd uWu cwafty >_> kewn, 
uWu Hath UwU he ^-^ convewsed xDD with >w< the ;;w;; enyemy, 
And ^-^ undiscovew'd come uWu to :33 me ;;w;; again 
And ÚwÚ given :33 me >_< nyotice :3 of their villainies. 
^.^ This devil ÚwÚ hewe >_< shaww >_< be >_> my uWu substitute; 
:3 Fow ^w^ that :33 John UwU Mowtimew, xDD which now is >_> dead, 
^.^ In OwO face, ^-^ in gait, ^-^ in :3 speech, UwU he x3 doth UwU wesembwe. 
By ^w^ this ^-^ I >_< shaww :3 pewceive >w< the xDD commons' >w< mind, 
UwU How :33 they >_< affect >w< the house ^-^ and x3 cwaim :3 of >_> Yowk. 
Say UwU he >_< be >_> taken, :33 wack'd, ^-^ and x3 towtuwed; 
^-^ I >_< knyow xDD nyo ;;w;; pain :33 they ^w^ can inflict upon xDD him 
Will uWu make xDD him say ^-^ I xDD mov'd xDD him uWu to those arms. 
Say ^w^ that UwU he ÚwÚ thwive, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ 'tis >_> gweat OwO wike UwU he will, 
:3 Why, :33 then OwO fwom :3 Iwewand come ^-^ I xDD with >_> my >_< stwength, 
And >_> weap >w< the OwO hawvest xDD which ^w^ that ^w^ wascaw >w< sow'd; 
:3 Fow ^.^ Humphwey being >_> dead, ÚwÚ as UwU he >_< shaww be, 
And Henry put ^.^ apawt, >w< the UwU nyext for >w< me. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
:3 Buwy >_> St. ;;w;; Edmunds. xDD A room :3 of ^.^ state 

^-^ Entew x3 two >w< ow xDD thwee OwO MUWDEWEWS running OwO ovew >w< the >_< stage, 
OwO fwom >w< the ^.^ muwdew :3 of :3 DUKE ^.^ HUMPHWEY 

ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. ÚwÚ Wun uWu to >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of Suffolk; let xDD him >_< knyow 
OwO We have ^-^ dispatch'd >w< the Duke, ÚwÚ as UwU he >w< commanded. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. O ^w^ that it were uWu to :3 do! :3 What have ;;w;; we xDD donye? 
;;w;; Didst ^-^ evew >_> heaw a man ;;w;; so uWu penyitent? 

^-^ Entew :3 SUFFOWK 

ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. xDD Nyow, >_< siws, have :33 you ^-^ dispatch'd ^w^ this >_< thing? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good lord, ÚwÚ he's xDD dead. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. :3 Why, UwU that's ^w^ weww :33 said. ^.^ Go, x3 get :33 you uWu to >_> my house; 
^-^ I >w< wiww OwO wewawd :33 you for ^w^ this venturous ^-^ deed. 
^.^ The OwO King ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ peews are ÚwÚ hewe :3 at ;;w;; hand. 
>_< Have :33 you OwO waid ^.^ faiw >w< the bed? Is ;;w;; aww things UwU weww, 
^-^ Accowding ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave OwO diwections? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. OwO 'Tis, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ;;w;; Away! >_< be gone. Exeunt OwO MUWDEWEWS 

^.^ Sound uWu twumpets. ^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, >w< the ^w^ QUEEN, 
xDD CAWDINyAW, SOMERSET, xDD with attendants 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 Go UwU caww x3 ouw >w< uncwe uWu to x3 ouw presence xDD stwaight; 
Say ;;w;; we >_> intend uWu to xDD twy ^.^ his Grace uWu to-day, 
UwU If UwU he >_< be :3 guiwty, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ pubwished. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. >_< I'ww UwU caww xDD him presently, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ wowd. x3 Exit 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Lords, ^w^ take ^-^ youw >w< pwaces; UwU and, ^-^ I pray :33 you >w< aww, 
Proceed xDD nyo straiter uWu 'gainst x3 ouw >w< uncwe x3 Gwoucestew 
uWu Than OwO fwom OwO twue evidence, :3 of ^w^ good esteem, 
He >_< be approv'd ^-^ in UwU pwactice >_< cuwpabwe. 
>_< QUEEN. >_> God x3 fowbid :33 any ÚwÚ mawice OwO shouwd uWu pwevaiw 
:33 That xDD fauwtwess ^w^ may >_> condemn a >w< nyobweman! 
xDD Pway >_> God UwU he ^w^ may :33 acquit xDD him :3 of suspicion! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ thee, Meg; uWu these >_> wowds ÚwÚ content :33 me ^-^ much. 

^-^ We-entew :3 SUFFOWK 

UwU How OwO nyow! ^.^ Why look'st >w< thou x3 pawe? ^.^ Why tremblest ^.^ thou? 
;;w;; Whewe is x3 ouw UwU uncwe? What's >w< the >w< mattew, >_< Suffowk? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. UwU Dead ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU bed, >_> my OwO wowd; x3 Gwoucestew is xDD dead. 
>_< QUEEN. x3 Mawwy, >_> God ^-^ fowfend! 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. God's ;;w;; secwet ÚwÚ judgment! ^-^ I >w< did dream to-night 
^.^ The xDD Duke >_> was ^w^ dumb ^-^ and ^-^ couwd UwU nyot UwU speak a word. 
:33 [The UwU KING swoons] 
>_< QUEEN. UwU How :33 fawes >_> my >_> wowd? x3 Hewp, lords! ^.^ The OwO King is xDD dead. 
SOMERSET. ;;w;; Weaw :3 up ^.^ his ;;w;; body; ÚwÚ wwing xDD him :3 by >w< the nose. 
>_< QUEEN. Run, go, UwU hewp, xDD hewp! O Henry, OwO ope ^w^ thinye eyes! 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. He x3 doth revive UwU again; ÚwÚ madam, >_< be UwU patient. 
uWu KING. O uWu heavenwy x3 God! 
>_< QUEEN. UwU How :33 fawes >_> my OwO gwacious >_> wowd? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. >_> Comfowt, >_> my sovereign! UwU Gwacious Henry, OwO comfowt! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ What, x3 doth >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of :3 Suffowk x3 comfowt ÚwÚ me? 
>_< Came UwU he >w< wight now uWu to ^.^ sing a ^w^ waven's >w< nyote, 
>_< Whose :33 dismaw ^.^ tunye ^.^ beweft >_> my ^-^ vitaw ^-^ pow'ws; 
And :33 thinks UwU he ^w^ that >w< the x3 chiwping :3 of a :3 wwen, 
By OwO cwying x3 comfowt OwO fwom a ^.^ howwow breast, 
>_> Can chase xDD away >w< the >_> fiwst conceived sound? 
UwU Hide UwU nyot thy OwO poison xDD with >_< such sug'red words; 
:3 Way UwU nyot thy >w< hands on x3 me; UwU fowbeaw, ^-^ I say, 
uWu Theiw >_< touch uWu affwights :33 me ÚwÚ as a serpent's sting. 
Thou :33 bawefuw ^.^ messengew, :33 out :3 of >_> my ^.^ sight! 
ÚwÚ Upon thy ^w^ eye-bawws murderous uWu tywanny 
Sits ^-^ in ÚwÚ gwim uWu majesty uWu to xDD fwight >w< the world. 
ÚwÚ Wook UwU nyot upon me, for ^w^ thinye ^.^ eyes are :33 wounding; 
^w^ Yet do UwU nyot ^w^ go away; come, :33 basiwisk, 
And kill >w< the xDD innyocent UwU gazew xDD with thy :3 sight; 
:3 Fow ^-^ in >w< the :3 shade :3 of ÚwÚ death ^-^ I >_< shaww find >w< joy- 
^.^ In OwO wife but >w< doubwe OwO death,'nyow ^.^ Gwoucestew's xDD dead. 
>_< QUEEN. ^.^ Why do :33 you OwO wate >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of :3 Suffowk uWu thus? 
Although >w< the xDD Duke >_> was enemy uWu to :3 him, 
^w^ Yet UwU he :3 most >_> Chwistian-wike >_< waments ^.^ his >_> death; 
And for x3 mysewf- OwO foe ÚwÚ as UwU he >_> was uWu to >_> me- 
:33 Might liquid ^w^ teaws, >w< ow ;;w;; heawt-offending groans, 
>_> Ow blood-consuming sighs, recall ^.^ his >_< wife, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be ^.^ bwind xDD with weeping, ÚwÚ sick xDD with groans, 
ÚwÚ Wook ^-^ pawe ÚwÚ as :3 pwimwose xDD with :33 bwood-dwinking sighs, 
And ;;w;; aww uWu to have >w< the ^-^ nyobwe xDD Duke >w< awive. 
:3 What >_< knyow ^-^ I how >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ may OwO deem :3 of ÚwÚ me? 
:3 Fow it is known ;;w;; we were but ^.^ howwow UwU fwiends: 
>_> It ^w^ may >_< be >_< judg'd ^-^ I uWu made >w< the xDD Duke away; 
So >_< shaww >_> my name xDD with ^w^ swandew's tongue >_< be >_> wounded, 
And ^-^ pwinces' uWu couwts >_< be UwU fiww'd xDD with >_> my OwO wepwoach. 
^.^ This x3 get ^-^ I :3 by ^.^ his ^-^ death. OwO Ay me, >_< unhappy! 
>_< To >_< be a :3 queen ^-^ and :3 cwown'd xDD with ^-^ infamy! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_< Ah, xDD woe is :33 me for :3 Gwoucestew, >_> wwetched ^.^ man! 
>_< QUEEN. ;;w;; Be xDD woe for me, :33 mowe >_> wwetched than UwU he ^.^ is. 
^w^ What, dost >w< thou ^w^ tuwn uWu away, ^-^ and xDD hide thy xDD face? 
^-^ I am xDD nyo uWu woathsome ^w^ wepew- >w< wook on >w< me. 
^w^ What, UwU awt >w< thou OwO wike >w< the :3 addew :3 waxen uWu deaf? 
;;w;; Be :3 poisonyous OwO too, ^-^ and kill thy :3 fowwown xDD Queen. 
Is ;;w;; aww thy x3 comfowt x3 shut ^-^ in ^.^ Gwoucestew's :3 tomb? 
:3 Why, :33 then ÚwÚ Dame ^w^ Mawgawet >_> was >w< nye'ew thy joy. 
:33 Ewect ^.^ his >w< statue ^-^ and worship ^w^ it, 
And uWu make >_> my UwU image but :3 an >_< awehouse ^-^ sign. 
uWu Was ^-^ I for ^w^ this ^.^ nyigh :33 wweck'd upon >w< the sea, 
And twice :3 by ^-^ awkwawd ^.^ wind OwO fwom uWu Engwand's ^.^ bank 
Drove >_< back ;;w;; again >_< unto >_> my native UwU cwime? 
:3 What OwO boded ^w^ this but >w< weww-fowewawnying ^.^ wind 
ÚwÚ Did seem uWu to say ;;w;; 'Seek UwU nyot a ^-^ scowpion's ^-^ nyest, 
>_> Nyow ^w^ set xDD nyo footing on ^w^ this ;;w;; unkind uWu showe'? 
:3 What >w< did ^-^ I :33 then but curs'd >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe ;;w;; gusts, 
And UwU he ^w^ that >w< woos'd them ^-^ fowth their :33 bwazen >_< caves; 
And :33 bid them x3 bwow ^.^ towawds uWu Engwand's xDD bwessed ^.^ showe, 
>_> Ow ^w^ tuwn x3 ouw ^.^ stewn upon a dreadful >w< wock? 
^w^ Yet OwO Aeowus :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be a xDD muwdewew, 
xDD But UwU weft ^w^ that >_< hatefuw :33 office >_< unto ;;w;; thee. 
^.^ The pretty-vaulting >w< sea refus'd uWu to ^.^ dwown me, 
^.^ Knyowing ^w^ that >w< thou wouldst have :33 me drown'd on ^w^ showe 
With tears ÚwÚ as uWu sawt ÚwÚ as >w< sea through thy unkindness; 
^.^ The splitting rocks cow'r'd ^-^ in >w< the >_< sinking sands 
And :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< dash :33 me xDD with their ragged xDD sides, 
Because thy x3 fwinty heart, :33 mowe :33 hawd than ^.^ they, 
:33 Might ^-^ in thy ^-^ pawace perish Margaret. 
:33 As far ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ken thy >w< chawky cliffs, 
When OwO fwom thy ^w^ showe >w< the tempest ^-^ beat uWu us OwO back, 
^-^ I >w< stood upon >w< the ^.^ hatches ^-^ in >w< the storm; 
And uWu when >w< the UwU dusky sky began uWu to uWu wob 
^w^ My OwO eawnyest-gaping :33 sight :3 of thy ^.^ wand's view, 
^-^ I took a xDD costwy ÚwÚ jewew OwO fwom >_> my ÚwÚ nyeck- 
xDD A :33 heawt it ^w^ was, ^.^ bound ^-^ in xDD with diamonds- 
And threw it ^.^ towawds thy >_< wand. ^.^ The >w< sea >_> weceiv'd x3 it; 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ I wish'd thy body :33 might >_> my >w< heawt. 
And uWu even xDD with ^w^ this ^-^ I :33 wost ^.^ faiw uWu Engwand's view, 
And :33 bid mine ^.^ eyes >_< be ^w^ packing xDD with >_> my heart, 
And call'd them ^.^ bwind ^-^ and UwU dusky ÚwÚ spectacwes 
:3 Fow x3 wosing ken :3 of UwU Awbion's ^-^ wished coast. 
UwU How x3 often have ^-^ I xDD tempted ^.^ Suffowk's >_< tongue- 
^.^ The uWu agent :3 of thy ÚwÚ fouw >w< inconstancy- 
>_< To ÚwÚ sit ^-^ and witch me, ÚwÚ as ^.^ Ascanyius >w< did 
When UwU he uWu to ;;w;; madding >_< Dido :3 wouwd :3 unfowd 
:33 His >_> fathew's uWu acts ^-^ commenc'd ^-^ in burning >_< Twoy! 
ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I UwU nyot ^w^ witch'd OwO wike :33 hew? >_> Ow >w< thou UwU nyot x3 fawse OwO wike him? 
OwO Ay me, ^-^ I ^w^ can xDD nyo UwU mowe! ;;w;; Die, xDD Mawgawet, 
:3 Fow Henry ^.^ weeps ^w^ that >w< thou dost >_< wive ;;w;; so long. 

Noise within. ^-^ Entew :33 WAWWICK, SALISBURY, 
^-^ and uWu many OwO commons 

^-^ WAWWICK. >_> It is uWu wepowted, ^w^ mighty uWu soveweign, 
:33 That ^w^ good xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey ^.^ twaitowouswy is :3 muwd'wed 
By :3 Suffowk ^-^ and >w< the Cardinal uWu Beaufowt's UwU means. 
^.^ The OwO commons, OwO wike :3 an >w< angwy >_< hive :3 of bees 
:33 That >_< want their ^w^ weadew, >_> scattew :3 up ^-^ and OwO down 
And OwO cawe UwU nyot ;;w;; who :33 they xDD sting ^-^ in ^.^ his revenge. 
:3 Mysewf have calm'd their x3 spweenfuw :3 mutiny 
OwO Untiw :33 they >_> heaw >w< the UwU owdew :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ death. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :33 That UwU he is >_> dead, ^w^ good ;;w;; Wawwick, ÚwÚ 'tis x3 too OwO twue; 
xDD But how UwU he ;;w;; died >_> God :3 knyows, UwU nyot OwO Henwy. 
^-^ Entew ^.^ his uWu chambew, ^-^ view ^.^ his ;;w;; bweathwess ^-^ cowpse, 
And comment :33 then upon ^.^ his xDD sudden ^-^ death. 
^-^ WAWWICK. :33 That >_< shaww ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, >_> my OwO wiege. Stay, ^-^ Sawisbuwy, 
With >w< the rude multitude :3 tiww ^-^ I >_> wetuwn. x3 Exit 
x3 Exit ^.^ SAWISBUWY xDD with >w< the OwO commons 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. O Thou ^w^ that judgest ;;w;; aww ^.^ things, x3 stay >_> my OwO thoughts- 
^w^ My ;;w;; thoughts ^w^ that UwU wabouw uWu to x3 pewsuade >_> my ^w^ souw 
^.^ Some >_< viowent >w< hands were OwO waid on ^.^ Humphwey's life! 
UwU If >_> my >_< suspect >_< be uWu fawse, x3 fowgive me, >_> God; 
:3 Fow xDD judgment :3 onwy x3 doth belong uWu to ÚwÚ Thee. 
:3 Fain :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ go uWu to :33 chafe ^.^ his paly ÚwÚ wips 
With twenty >_> thousand kisses ^-^ and uWu to ^w^ dwain 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his UwU face :3 an ocean :3 of uWu sawt tears 
>_< To tell >_> my :33 wove >_< unto ^.^ his ^w^ dumb deaf xDD twunk; 
And xDD with >_> my fingers feel ^.^ his UwU hand un-feeling; 
xDD But ;;w;; aww ^-^ in uWu vain are uWu these UwU mean obsequies; 
And uWu to x3 suwvey ^.^ his ^-^ dead ^-^ and earthy ÚwÚ image, 
:3 What were it but uWu to uWu make >_> my >_> sowwow UwU gweatew? 

UwU Bed put ^-^ fowth xDD with >w< the :33 body. ^-^ Entew :3 WAWWICK 

^-^ WAWWICK. ^w^ Come hither, OwO gwacious uWu soveweign, ^-^ view ^w^ this :33 body. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :33 That is uWu to see how ;;w;; deep >_> my grave is ÚwÚ made; 
:3 Fow xDD with ^.^ his ^w^ souw fled ;;w;; aww >_> my ÚwÚ wowwdwy x3 sowace, 
^.^ Fow, ;;w;; seeing :3 him, ^-^ I see >_> my OwO wife ^-^ in ^-^ death. 
^-^ WAWWICK. :33 As surely ÚwÚ as >_> my ^w^ souw :33 intends uWu to >_< wive 
With ^w^ that x3 dwead OwO King ^w^ that took x3 ouw ^.^ state upon ÚwÚ Him 
>_< To >w< fwee uWu us OwO fwom ^.^ his ^-^ Fathew's ^.^ wwathfuw ^w^ cuwse, 
^-^ I do xDD bewieve ^w^ that >_< viowent >w< hands were OwO waid 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the OwO wife :3 of ^w^ this thrice-famed ÚwÚ Duke. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. xDD A dreadful xDD oath, ^w^ swown xDD with a solemn UwU tongue! 
:3 What >_< instance xDD gives xDD Wowd :33 Wawwick for ^.^ his ^.^ vow? 
^-^ WAWWICK. ÚwÚ See how >w< the UwU bwood is >_> settwed ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO face. 
>_> Oft have ^-^ I seen a timely-parted ^w^ ghost, 
Of xDD ashy >w< sembwance, ;;w;; meagwe, pale, ^-^ and x3 bwoodwess, 
ÚwÚ Being ;;w;; aww descended uWu to >w< the labouring heart, 
^-^ Who, ^-^ in >w< the >_< confwict ^w^ that it UwU howds xDD with >_< death, 
OwO Attwacts >w< the ^-^ same for aidance uWu 'gainst >w< the ;;w;; enyemy, 
Which xDD with >w< the :33 heawt >w< thewe uWu coows, ^-^ and >w< nye'ew ^-^ wetuwnyeth 
>_< To blush ^-^ and ^w^ beautify >w< the cheek again. 
xDD But see, ^.^ his UwU face is >w< bwack ^-^ and full :3 of ;;w;; bwood; 
:33 His ^w^ eye-bawws further :33 out than uWu when UwU he UwU wiv'd, 
>_> Stawing full xDD ghastwy OwO wike a ^.^ stwangwed >_< man; 
:33 His >w< haiw >_> upweaw'd, ^.^ his ^.^ nyostwiws UwU stwetch'd xDD with struggling; 
:33 His >w< hands abroad :3 dispway'd, ÚwÚ as >w< onye ^w^ that :33 gwasp'd 
And ^.^ tugg'd for >_< wife, ^-^ and >_> was :3 by >_> stwength >_< subdu'd. 
x3 Wook, on >w< the xDD sheets ^.^ his ^-^ haiw, :33 you see, is sticking; 
:33 His well-proportion'd >w< beawd uWu made ^.^ wough ^-^ and UwU wugged, 
>w< Wike uWu to >w< the >w< summew's corn :3 by tempest ^.^ wodged. 
>_> It ;;w;; cannyot >_< be but UwU he >_> was :3 muwd'wed ÚwÚ hewe: 
^.^ The least :3 of ;;w;; aww uWu these signs were probable. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. :3 Why, ;;w;; Wawwick, ;;w;; who OwO shouwd do >w< the xDD Duke uWu to death? 
:3 Mysewf ^-^ and Beaufort ^w^ had xDD him ^-^ in :3 pwotection; 
And ^-^ we, ^-^ I x3 hope, sir, are xDD nyo >_> muwdewews. 
^-^ WAWWICK. xDD But x3 both :3 of :33 you were UwU vow'd xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey's xDD foes; 
And ^.^ you, forsooth, ^w^ had >w< the ^w^ good xDD Duke uWu to keep. 
'Tis OwO wike :33 you :3 wouwd UwU nyot xDD feast xDD him OwO wike a ^-^ fwiend; 
And ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ weww seen UwU he x3 found :3 an >_> enyemy. 
>_< QUEEN. UwU Then ^.^ you, :3 bewike, >_< suspect uWu these xDD nyobwemen 
:33 As x3 guiwty :3 of xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey's :33 timewess ^-^ death. 
^-^ WAWWICK. >_< Who finds >w< the x3 heifew ^-^ dead ^-^ and ^-^ bweeding fresh, 
And x3 sees fast :3 by a butcher xDD with :3 an axe, 
xDD But >w< wiww >_< suspect x3 'twas UwU he ^w^ that uWu made >w< the ^-^ swaughtew? 
>_< Who finds >w< the >w< pawtwidge ^-^ in >w< the puttock's xDD nyest 
xDD But ^w^ may ^.^ imaginye how >w< the ^.^ biwd >_> was >_> dead, 
Although >w< the >_> kite soar xDD with unbloodied >w< beak? 
uWu Even ;;w;; so suspicious is ^w^ this >_< twagedy. 
>_< QUEEN. ;;w;; Awe :33 you >w< the butcher, >_< Suffowk? ^.^ Whewe's ^-^ youw knife? 
Is Beaufort UwU tewm'd a kite? ;;w;; Whewe are ^.^ his talons? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^-^ I >_< weaw xDD nyo UwU knyife uWu to OwO swaughtew sleeping men; 
xDD But >_> hewe's a >w< vengefuw ;;w;; swowd, xDD wusted xDD with ease, 
:33 That >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ scouwed ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> wancowous :33 heawt 
:33 That ÚwÚ swandews :33 me xDD with >_< muwdew's :3 cwimson badge. 
Say >_> if >w< thou >_< daw'st, ÚwÚ pwoud xDD Wowd :3 of ÚwÚ Wawwickshiwe, 
:33 That ^-^ I am xDD fauwty ^-^ in xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey's ^-^ death. 
Exeunt xDD CAWDINyAW, SOMERSET, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 
^-^ WAWWICK. :3 What ^w^ dawes UwU nyot ;;w;; Wawwick, >_> if x3 fawse :3 Suffowk dare him? 
>_< QUEEN. He ^w^ dawes UwU nyot OwO cawm ^.^ his ;;w;; contumewious xDD spiwit, 
>_> Nyow cease uWu to >_< be :3 an arrogant controller, 
OwO Though :3 Suffowk dare xDD him twenty >_> thousand ;;w;; times. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^-^ Madam, >_< be ÚwÚ stiww- xDD with xDD wevewence ^w^ may ^-^ I :3 say; 
:3 Fow >_> evewy :3 wowd :33 you UwU speak ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ behawf 
Is ;;w;; swandew uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw ^w^ dignyity. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^w^ Bwunt-witted lord, ignoble ^-^ in demeanour, 
UwU If ^-^ evew lady wrong'd ;;w;; hew lord ;;w;; so much, 
>w< Thy mother took uWu into ;;w;; hew blameful bed 
^.^ Some ^.^ stewn :3 untutow'd :3 chuww, ^-^ and ^-^ nyobwe OwO stock 
uWu Was graft xDD with ÚwÚ cwab-twee ÚwÚ swip, :3 whose fruit >w< thou >_< awt, 
And UwU nyevew :3 of >w< the :33 Nyeviws' ^-^ nyobwe race. 
^-^ WAWWICK. xDD But ^w^ that >w< the ^-^ guiwt :3 of ^.^ muwdew bucklers ^-^ thee, 
And ^-^ I OwO shouwd uWu wob >w< the deathsman :3 of ^.^ his UwU fee, 
^-^ Quitting ÚwÚ thee >w< theweby :3 of >_< ten >_> thousand >_> shames, 
And ^w^ that >_> my sovereign's presence ^-^ makes :33 me ÚwÚ miwd, 
^-^ I xDD wouwd, x3 fawse murd'rous coward, on thy :33 knyee 
Make ÚwÚ thee >w< beg >w< pawdon for thy :3 passed >_> speech 
And say it >_> was thy mother ^w^ that >w< thou ;;w;; meant'st, 
:33 That >w< thou thyself >_> was >w< bown ^-^ in ;;w;; bastawdy; 
And, after ;;w;; aww ^w^ this OwO feawfuw ;;w;; homage x3 donye, 
^w^ Give ÚwÚ thee thy hire ^-^ and ^.^ send thy ^w^ souw uWu to uWu heww, 
:33 Pewnyicious xDD bwood-suckew :3 of sleeping UwU men. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. Thou xDD shawt >_< be waking :33 whiwe ^-^ I xDD shed thy uWu bwood, 
UwU If OwO fwom ^w^ this presence >w< thou dar'st ^w^ go xDD with >w< me. 
^-^ WAWWICK. >_> Away uWu even uWu nyow, >w< ow ^-^ I >w< wiww drag ÚwÚ thee >_< hence. 
Unworthy though >w< thou >_< awt, >_< I'ww OwO cope xDD with ^-^ thee, 
And do ÚwÚ some UwU sewvice uWu to xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey's ^w^ ghost. 
Exeunt :3 SUFFOWK ^-^ and :3 WAWWICK 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 What >_< stwongew ^.^ bweastpwate than a :33 heawt ;;w;; untainted? 
Thrice is UwU he ^w^ awm'd ^w^ that hath ^.^ his :3 quawwew just; 
And UwU he but x3 nyaked, though lock'd :3 up ^-^ in ^-^ steew, 
>_< Whose >w< conscience xDD with xDD injustice is :33 cowwupted. 
^.^ [A noise ^.^ within] 
>_< QUEEN. :3 What noise is xDD this? 

^-^ We-entew :3 SUFFOWK ^-^ and :33 WAWWICK, xDD with their ÚwÚ weapons ^.^ dwawn 

uWu KING. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, ^w^ wowds, ^-^ youw ^.^ wwathfuw ÚwÚ weapons ^.^ dwawn 
uWu Hewe ^-^ in x3 ouw ÚwÚ pwesence! ÚwÚ Dawe :33 you >_< be ;;w;; so xDD bowd? 
:3 Why, what >_< tumuwtuous UwU cwamouw have ;;w;; we :33 hewe? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^.^ The x3 twait'wous ;;w;; Wawwick, xDD with >w< the ^-^ men :3 of >_< Buwy, 
^-^ Set ;;w;; aww upon me, ^w^ mighty UwU soveweign. 

^-^ We-entew ^.^ SAWISBUWY 

UwU SAWISBUWY. ^w^ [To >w< the xDD Commons ^.^ within] UwU Siws, >_< stand ^.^ apawt, >w< the OwO King 
>_< shaww >_< knyow ^-^ youw :3 mind. 
Dread lord, >w< the OwO commons ^.^ send :33 you :3 wowd :3 by :33 me 
uWu Unwess xDD Wowd :3 Suffowk straight >_< be ^w^ donye uWu to >_< death, 
>_> Ow x3 banyished ^.^ faiw uWu Engwand's territories, 
xDD They >w< wiww :3 by violence tear xDD him OwO fwom ^-^ youw ^-^ pawace 
And ;;w;; towtuwe xDD him xDD with grievous UwU wing'wing ^-^ death. 
xDD They say :3 by xDD him >w< the ^w^ good xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey died; 
xDD They say ^-^ in xDD him :33 they ^w^ feaw ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' >_> death; 
And mere uWu instinct :3 of :33 wove ^-^ and ;;w;; woyawty, 
Free OwO fwom a OwO stubbown x3 opposite ^w^ intent, 
:33 As being :3 thought uWu to >_> contwadict ^-^ youw >w< wiking, 
uWu Makes them UwU thus ;;w;; fowwawd ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> banyishment. 
xDD They say, ^-^ in OwO cawe :3 of ^-^ youw :3 most ;;w;; woyaw person, 
:33 That >_> if ^-^ youw Highness OwO shouwd >_> intend uWu to OwO sweep 
And charge ^w^ that xDD nyo man OwO shouwd >_> distuwb ^-^ youw rest, 
^.^ In ;;w;; pain :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; diswike >w< ow ;;w;; pain :3 of >_< death, 
uWu Yet, UwU nyotwithstanding >_< such a strait uWu edict, 
^.^ Wewe >w< thewe a serpent seen xDD with forked tongue 
:33 That >_> swiwy >w< gwided ^.^ towawds ^-^ youw Majesty, 
>_> It were but >w< nyecessawy :33 you were wak'd, 
Lest, being ;;w;; suffew'd ^-^ in ^w^ that harmful slumber, 
^.^ The x3 mowtaw ^.^ wowm :33 might uWu make >w< the OwO sweep uWu etewnyaw. 
And x3 thewefowe do :33 they OwO cwy, though :33 you xDD fowbid, 
:33 That :33 they >w< wiww :3 guawd ^.^ you, whe'er :33 you >w< wiww >w< ow uWu nyo, 
^w^ Fwom >_< such uWu feww serpents ÚwÚ as x3 fawse :3 Suffowk is; 
With :3 whose envenomed ^-^ and OwO fataw xDD sting 
;;w;; Youw >_> woving >w< uncwe, twenty xDD times ^.^ his worth, 
xDD They say, is >w< shamefuwwy ^.^ beweft :3 of ÚwÚ wife. 
COMMONS. :33 [Within] ;;w;; An answer OwO fwom >w< the :3 King, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of >w< Sawisbuwy! 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. 'Tis OwO wike >w< the OwO commons, rude OwO unpowish'd hinds, 
x3 Couwd ^.^ send >_< such ÚwÚ message uWu to their sovereign; 
xDD But ^.^ you, >_> my lord, were ^.^ gwad uWu to >_< be employ'd, 
>_< To ^w^ show how >w< quaint :3 an ;;w;; owatow :33 you ÚwÚ awe. 
xDD But ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< honyouw Salisbury hath won 
Is ^w^ that UwU he >_> was >w< the lord :33 ambassadow 
OwO Sent OwO fwom a >_> sowt :3 of :33 tinkews uWu to >w< the UwU King. 
COMMONS. :33 [Within] ;;w;; An answer OwO fwom >w< the :3 King, >w< ow ;;w;; we >w< wiww ;;w;; aww x3 bweak uWu in! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^.^ Go, ^-^ Sawisbuwy, ^-^ and tell them ;;w;; aww OwO fwom :33 me 
^-^ I UwU thank them for their tender >_> woving x3 cawe; 
And ^w^ had ^-^ I UwU nyot OwO been cited ;;w;; so :3 by them, 
^w^ Yet >w< did ^-^ I OwO puwpose ÚwÚ as :33 they do >_< entweat; 
:3 Fow ^w^ suwe >_> my ;;w;; thoughts do hourly ^-^ pwophesy 
>w< Mischance >_< unto >_> my ^.^ state :3 by ^.^ Suffowk's UwU means. 
And x3 thewefowe :3 by :33 His >_> Majesty ^-^ I OwO sweaw, 
>_< Whose far ^w^ unwowthy xDD deputy ^-^ I am, 
He >_< shaww UwU nyot ^-^ bweathe >_> infection ^-^ in ^w^ this air 
xDD But xDD thwee ^-^ days ;;w;; wongew, on >w< the ;;w;; pain :3 of ^-^ death. 
x3 Exit ^.^ SAWISBUWY 
>_< QUEEN. O Henry, let :33 me xDD pwead for ÚwÚ gentwe ^w^ Suffowk! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU Ungentwe OwO Queen, uWu to UwU caww xDD him ÚwÚ gentwe ^w^ Suffowk! 
:33 Nyo ^-^ mowe, ^-^ I :3 say; >_> if >w< thou dost xDD pwead for :3 him, 
Thou OwO wiwt but >w< add ÚwÚ incwease >_< unto >_> my wrath. 
Had ^-^ I but ^w^ said, ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ÚwÚ kept >_> my word; 
xDD But uWu when ^-^ I OwO sweaw, it is :3 iwwevocabwe. 
UwU If after xDD thwee days' :33 space >w< thou ÚwÚ hewe >w< be'st x3 found 
:3 On :33 any >_< gwound ^w^ that ^-^ I am >_> wuwew uWu of, 
^.^ The UwU wowwd >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be ^.^ wansom for thy ÚwÚ wife. 
uWu Come, ;;w;; Wawwick, come, ^w^ good ;;w;; Wawwick, ^w^ go xDD with x3 me; 
^-^ I have >_> gweat OwO mattews uWu to impart uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >_< QUEEN ^-^ and :3 SUFFOWK 
>_< QUEEN. >w< Mischance ^-^ and >_> sowwow ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with >_> you! 
^-^ Heawt's ^w^ discontent ^-^ and :3 souw uWu affwiction 
;;w;; Be ^w^ pwayfewwows uWu to :3 keep :33 you uWu company! 
Thewe's x3 two :3 of you; >w< the devil uWu make a >_< thiwd, 
And ;;w;; thweefowd vengeance ^.^ tend upon ^-^ youw >_< steps! 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^.^ Cease, ÚwÚ gentwe OwO Queen, uWu these OwO execwations, 
And let thy :3 Suffowk ^w^ take ^.^ his >_< heavy leave. 
>_< QUEEN. >w< Fie, >w< cowawd woman ^-^ and :3 soft-heawted ÚwÚ wwetch, 
:3 Has >w< thou UwU nyot ÚwÚ spiwit uWu to xDD cuwse ^w^ thinye :33 enyemy? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. xDD A ^w^ pwague upon OwO them! ^.^ Whewefowe OwO shouwd ^-^ I xDD cuwse them? 
>w< Wouwd ;;w;; cuwses kill ÚwÚ as x3 doth >w< the :33 mandwake's groan, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd :3 invent ÚwÚ as OwO bittew >_> seawching OwO tewms, 
:33 As ^w^ cuwst, ÚwÚ as harsh, ^-^ and horrible uWu to uWu heaw, 
Deliver'd ^w^ stwongwy through >_> my xDD fixed teeth, 
With full ÚwÚ as uWu many signs :3 of deadly hate, 
:33 As ;;w;; wean-fac'd ÚwÚ Envy ^-^ in ;;w;; hew uWu woathsome cave. 
^w^ My tongue OwO shouwd UwU stumbwe ^-^ in mine >w< eawnyest >_< wowds, 
Mine ^.^ eyes OwO shouwd :33 spawkwe OwO wike >w< the >w< beaten :33 fwint, 
Mine >w< haiw >_< be fix'd :3 an ^w^ end, ÚwÚ as >w< onye ÚwÚ distwact; 
x3 Ay, >_> evewy >w< joint OwO shouwd seem uWu to xDD cuwse ^-^ and :3 ban; 
And uWu even now >_> my ^.^ buwden'd :33 heawt :3 wouwd x3 bweak, 
^.^ Shouwd ^-^ I UwU nyot xDD cuwse uWu them. :3 Poison >_< be their drink! 
Gall, worse than gaww, >w< the xDD daintiest ^w^ that :33 they taste! 
uWu Theiw sweetest :3 shade a grove :3 of cypress OwO twees! 
uWu Theiw chiefest UwU pwospect ;;w;; muwd'wing x3 basiwisks! 
uWu Theiw OwO softest >_< touch ÚwÚ as ^-^ smawt ÚwÚ as ;;w;; wizawds' stings! 
uWu Theiw music ^w^ fwightfuw ÚwÚ as >w< the serpent's hiss, 
And boding :33 scweech-owws uWu make >w< the OwO consowt full! 
;;w;; aww >w< the ÚwÚ fouw terrors ^-^ in ^.^ dawk-seated hell- 
>_< QUEEN. xDD Enyough, sweet :33 Suffowk, >w< thou ^w^ towment'st xDD thysewf; 
And uWu these x3 dwead curses, OwO wike >w< the sun uWu 'gainst xDD gwass, 
>_> Ow OwO wike :3 an uWu ovewchawged x3 gun, :3 wecoiw, 
And :3 tuwns >w< the ÚwÚ fowce :3 of them upon ^.^ thysewf. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. You ^.^ bade :33 me >_< ban, ^-^ and >w< wiww :33 you :33 bid :33 me :3 weave? 
xDD Nyow, :3 by >w< the >_< gwound ^w^ that ^-^ I am ÚwÚ banyish'd uWu fwom, 
ÚwÚ Weww ^-^ couwd ^-^ I xDD cuwse xDD away a ^.^ wintew's OwO nyight, 
OwO Though x3 standing naked on a mountain OwO top 
;;w;; Whewe UwU biting >_< cowd :3 wouwd UwU nyevew let grass uWu gwow, 
And xDD think it but a ^-^ minyute ;;w;; spent ^-^ in >_> spowt. 
>_< QUEEN. OwO O, let :33 me entreat ÚwÚ thee x3 cease! ^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU dew it xDD with >_> my >_> mouwnfuw :33 teaws; 
>_> Nyow let >w< the rain :3 of :3 heaven >_> wet ^w^ this :3 pwace 
>_< To >w< wash xDD away >_> my ;;w;; woefuw uWu monyuments. 
OwO O, ^-^ couwd ^w^ this >_> kiss >_< be x3 pwinted ^-^ in thy ;;w;; hand, 
:33 That >w< thou :3 might'st xDD think upon uWu these :3 by >w< the >_> seaw, 
>_> Thwough whom a >_> thousand sighs are ^-^ bweath'd for ^-^ thee! 
;;w;; So, x3 get ÚwÚ thee gone, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< knyow >_> my UwU gwief; 
'Tis but ^-^ suwmis'd >w< whiwes >w< thou UwU awt x3 standing ;;w;; by, 
:33 As >w< onye ^w^ that :3 suwfeits ^.^ thinking on a ÚwÚ want. 
^-^ I >w< wiww :3 wepeaw ÚwÚ thee >_< ow, >_< be ^w^ weww assur'd, 
>_> Adventuwe uWu to >_< be x3 banyished myself; 
And x3 banyished ^-^ I am, >_> if but OwO fwom ;;w;; thee. 
^.^ Go, UwU speak UwU nyot uWu to x3 me; uWu even now >_< be gone. 
OwO O, ^w^ go UwU nyot >_> yet! uWu Even UwU thus x3 two >w< fwiends ÚwÚ condemn'd 
;;w;; Embwace, ^-^ and ^.^ kiss, ^-^ and ^w^ take >_< ten >_> thousand ;;w;; weaves, 
Loather a x3 hundwed xDD times uWu to ^.^ pawt than ^.^ die. 
^w^ Yet uWu nyow, :3 faweweww; ^-^ and >_< faweweww OwO wife xDD with ^-^ thee! 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. Thus is x3 poow :3 Suffowk >_< ten xDD times ^.^ banyished, 
;;w;; Once :3 by >w< the OwO King ^-^ and xDD thwee xDD times :3 thwice :3 by ^-^ thee, 
'Tis UwU nyot >w< the ^w^ wand ^-^ I OwO cawe ^-^ fow, ^-^ wewt >w< thou OwO thence; 
xDD A ^w^ wiwdewnyess is populous ^w^ enyough, 
So :3 Suffowk ^w^ had thy uWu heavenwy xDD company; 
:3 Fow >w< whewe >w< thou >_< awt, >w< thewe is >w< the UwU wowwd :3 itsewf, 
With >_> evewy ;;w;; sevewaw pleasure ^-^ in >w< the :3 wowwd; 
And >w< whewe >w< thou UwU awt not, >w< desowation. 
^-^ I ^w^ can xDD nyo :3 mowe: ÚwÚ Wive >w< thou uWu to ;;w;; joy thy ^-^ wife; 
:3 Mysewf xDD nyo ;;w;; joy ^-^ in :33 nyought but ^w^ that >w< thou xDD wiv'st. 

^-^ Entew VAUX 

>_< QUEEN. uWu Whithew :3 goes :33 Vaux ;;w;; so xDD fast? :3 What OwO nyews, ^-^ I x3 pwithee? 
>_> VAUX. >_< To >_> signyify >_< unto ^.^ his >_> Majesty 
:33 That Cardinal Beaufort is :3 at point :3 of >_> death; 
:3 Fow :3 suddenwy a grievous >_< sicknyess took xDD him 
:33 That ^-^ makes xDD him uWu gasp, ^-^ and stare, ^-^ and xDD catch >w< the ;;w;; aiw, 
:3 Bwaspheming God, ^-^ and >w< cuwsing ^-^ men on earth. 
OwO Sometime UwU he x3 tawks ÚwÚ as >_> if xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey's ghost 
^.^ Wewe :3 by ^.^ his UwU side; x3 sometime UwU he >w< cawws >w< the OwO King 
And >_> whispews uWu to ^.^ his pillow, ÚwÚ as uWu to :3 him, 
^.^ The >_< secwets :3 of ^.^ his uWu ovewchawged uWu souw; 
And ^-^ I am >_> sent uWu to tell ^.^ his >_> Majesty 
:33 That uWu even now UwU he cries ;;w;; awoud for ^-^ him. 
>_< QUEEN. :3 Go tell ^w^ this >_< heavy ÚwÚ message uWu to >w< the UwU King. x3 Exit VAUX 
OwO Ay me! :3 What is ^w^ this :33 wowwd! :3 What OwO nyews are ^w^ these! 
xDD But wherefore ^-^ gwieve ^-^ I :3 at :3 an ^.^ houw's x3 poow :3 woss, 
Omitting ^.^ Suffowk's ÚwÚ exiwe, >_> my ^.^ souw's >_< tweasuwe? 
^.^ Why x3 onwy, :33 Suffowk, OwO mouwn ^-^ I UwU nyot for ^-^ thee, 
And xDD with >w< the ^w^ southewn x3 cwouds contend ^-^ in ^w^ teaws- 
;;w;; Theiws for >w< the x3 eawth's ^w^ incwease, mine for >_> my ;;w;; sowwows? 
:3 Nyow x3 get ÚwÚ thee hence: >w< the :3 King, >w< thou know'st, is UwU coming; 
UwU If >w< thou >_< be x3 found :3 by x3 me; >w< thou UwU awt but xDD dead. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. UwU If ^-^ I ^.^ depawt OwO fwom ÚwÚ thee ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot live; 
And ^-^ in thy :33 sight uWu to ^-^ die, what were it else 
xDD But OwO wike a :3 pweasant slumber ^-^ in thy :3 wap? 
uWu Hewe ^-^ couwd ^-^ I ^-^ bweathe >_> my ^w^ souw uWu into >w< the ;;w;; aiw, 
:33 As >_< miwd ^-^ and ÚwÚ gentwe ÚwÚ as >w< the cradle-babe 
;;w;; Dying xDD with xDD mothew's dug between ;;w;; its lips; 
Where, OwO fwom thy sight, ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be :3 waging uWu mad 
And ^.^ cwy :33 out for ÚwÚ thee uWu to ^-^ cwose :3 up mine uWu eyes, 
>_< To have ÚwÚ thee xDD with thy ÚwÚ wips uWu to >w< stop >_> my mouth; 
So shouldst >w< thou OwO eithew ^w^ tuwn >_> my flying ^w^ souw, 
>_> Ow ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^-^ bweathe it ;;w;; so uWu into thy ^.^ body, 
And :33 then it :3 wiv'd ^-^ in sweet UwU Ewysium. 
>_< To :33 die :3 by ÚwÚ thee were but uWu to :33 die ^-^ in x3 jest: 
^w^ Fwom ÚwÚ thee uWu to :33 die were ;;w;; towtuwe :33 mowe than ^-^ death. 
OwO O, let :33 me ;;w;; stay, >w< befaww what ^w^ may befall! 
>_< QUEEN. ;;w;; Away! OwO Though parting >_< be a fretful >_> cowwosive, 
>_> It is applied uWu to a ÚwÚ deathfuw ;;w;; wound. 
>_< To France, sweet >_> Suffowk. Let :33 me >_> heaw OwO fwom ;;w;; thee; 
:3 Fow :3 wheweso'ew >w< thou UwU awt ^-^ in ^w^ this x3 wowwd's globe 
>_< I'ww have :3 an Iris ^w^ that >_< shaww find ÚwÚ thee x3 out. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^-^ I ^w^ go. 
>_< QUEEN. And ^w^ take >_> my :33 heawt xDD with ;;w;; thee. ^w^ [She kisses :33 him] 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. xDD A >_> jewew, lock'd uWu into >w< the UwU woefuww'st xDD cask 
:33 That ^-^ evew >w< did UwU contain a >_> thing :3 of ;;w;; wowth. 
uWu Even ÚwÚ as a splitted xDD bawk, ;;w;; so sunder ;;w;; we: 
^.^ This x3 way x3 faww ^-^ I uWu to ^-^ death. 
>_< QUEEN. ^.^ This x3 way for >w< me. Exeunt ^.^ sevewawwy 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
>w< Wondon. :3 CAWDINyAW ÚwÚ BEAUFOWT'S >_> bedchambew 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, SALISBURY, ^-^ and :33 WAWWICK, uWu to >w< the :3 CAWDINyAW ^-^ in bed 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU How :33 fawes >_> my >_> wowd? Speak, Beaufort, uWu to thy UwU soveweign. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. UwU If >w< thou >w< be'st uWu Death >_< I'ww >w< give ÚwÚ thee uWu Engwand's :3 tweasuwe, 
Enough uWu to uWu puwchase >_< such uWu anyothew >w< iswand, 
So >w< thou OwO wiwt let :33 me >_< wive ^-^ and feel xDD nyo x3 pain. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_< Ah, what a uWu sign it is :3 of x3 eviw OwO wife 
;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; death's ^.^ appwoach is seen ;;w;; so ÚwÚ tewwibwe! 
^-^ WAWWICK. Beaufort, it is thy sovereign ;;w;; speaks uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. xDD Bwing :33 me >_< unto >_> my ÚwÚ twiaw uWu when :33 you :3 wiww. 
OwO Died UwU he UwU nyot ^-^ in ^.^ his bed? ;;w;; Whewe OwO shouwd UwU he >_< die? 
>_> Can ^-^ I uWu make ^-^ men >_< wive, whe'er :33 they >w< wiww >w< ow no? 
OwO O, ;;w;; towtuwe :33 me xDD nyo UwU mowe! ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< confess. 
UwU Awive >_> again? UwU Then ^w^ show :33 me >w< whewe UwU he is; 
>_< I'ww >w< give a >_> thousand ^-^ pound uWu to >w< wook upon ^-^ him. 
He hath xDD nyo uWu eyes, >w< the ^-^ dust hath ^.^ bwinded uWu them. 
xDD Comb OwO down ^.^ his ^w^ haiw; UwU wook, ;;w;; wook! it ^.^ stands ;;w;; upwight, 
>w< Wike lime-twigs ^w^ set uWu to xDD catch >_> my x3 winged soul! 
^w^ Give :33 me ÚwÚ some drink; ^-^ and :33 bid >w< the :3 apothecawy 
xDD Bwing >w< the strong OwO poison ^w^ that ^-^ I uWu bought :3 of ^-^ him. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. O Thou eternal xDD Movew :3 of >w< the :33 heavens, 
ÚwÚ Wook xDD with a ÚwÚ gentwe eye upon ^w^ this wretch! 
OwO O, ^-^ beat xDD away >w< the >w< busy ÚwÚ meddwing x3 fiend 
:33 That x3 ways strong siege >_< unto ^w^ this >w< wwetch's ^w^ souw, 
And OwO fwom ^.^ his bosom purge ^w^ this >w< bwack despair! 
^-^ WAWWICK. ÚwÚ See how >w< the :33 pangs :3 of ÚwÚ death do uWu make xDD him xDD gwin 
UwU SAWISBUWY. xDD Distuwb xDD him not, let xDD him ^w^ pass ;;w;; peaceabwy. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> Peace uWu to ^.^ his ^w^ souw, >_> if God's ^w^ good pleasure :3 be! 
xDD Wowd UwU Cawd'nyaw, >_> if >w< thou think'st on heaven's ^w^ bwiss, 
x3 Howd :3 up thy ;;w;; hand, uWu make uWu signyaw :3 of thy ^-^ hope. 
He >_> dies, ^-^ and ^-^ makes xDD nyo sign: O God, x3 fowgive uWu him! 
^-^ WAWWICK. So ÚwÚ bad a ÚwÚ death uWu awgues a monstrous ÚwÚ wife. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_< Fowbeaw uWu to judge, for ;;w;; we are ;;w;; sinnyews ÚwÚ aww. 
xDD Cwose :3 up ^.^ his uWu eyes, ^-^ and draw >w< the curtain OwO cwose; 
And let uWu us ;;w;; aww uWu to meditation. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The UwU coast :3 of ^w^ Kent 

:33 Awawum. Fight :3 at ÚwÚ sea. OwO Owdnyance :3 goes ^.^ off. ^-^ Entew a :33 WIEUTENyANT, 
a SHIPMASTER ^-^ and ^.^ his uWu MATE, ^-^ and ^.^ WAWTEW ^-^ WHITMOWE, xDD with >_< saiwows; 
:3 SUFFOWK ^-^ and x3 othew ^-^ GENTWEMEN, ÚwÚ as :33 pwisonyews 

uWu WIEUTENyANT. ^.^ The ;;w;; gaudy, :3 bwabbing, ^-^ and ^.^ wemowsefuw x3 day 
Is OwO cwept uWu into >w< the bosom :3 of >w< the :3 sea; 
And now >_< woud-howwing ^w^ wowves ;;w;; awouse >w< the :3 jades 
:33 That drag >w< the ;;w;; twagic ^.^ mewanchowy night; 
>_< Who xDD with their >w< dwowsy, slow, ^-^ and flagging uWu wings 
UwU Cwip ^-^ dead men's graves, ^-^ and OwO fwom their >_< misty jaws 
uWu Bweathe ÚwÚ fouw contagious darkness ^-^ in >w< the >w< aiw. 
Therefore >_< bwing ^-^ fowth >w< the :33 sowdiews :3 of x3 ouw x3 pwize; 
^.^ Fow, whilst x3 ouw ^-^ pinnyace :3 anchows ^-^ in >w< the OwO Downs, 
uWu Hewe >_< shaww :33 they uWu make their ^.^ wansom on >w< the >_> sand, 
>_> Ow xDD with their UwU bwood OwO stain ^w^ this discoloured :33 showe. 
UwU Mastew, ^w^ this >_> pwisonyew xDD fweewy >w< give ^-^ I ;;w;; thee; 
And >w< thou ^w^ that UwU awt ^.^ his :33 mate uWu make UwU boot :3 of this; 
^.^ The >w< othew, ^.^ Wawtew ;;w;; Whitmowe, is thy >_< shawe. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :3 What is >_> my ransom, uWu mastew, let :33 me know? 
MASTER. xDD A >_> thousand xDD cwowns, >w< ow else lay OwO down ^-^ youw head. 
^.^ MATE. And ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >_< shaww :33 you give, >w< ow off :3 goes >w< youws. 
uWu WIEUTENyANT. ^w^ What, xDD think :33 you ÚwÚ much uWu to ^-^ pay x3 two >_> thousand xDD cwowns, 
And ;;w;; beaw >w< the name ^-^ and port :3 of >_< gentwemen? 
UwU Cut x3 both >w< the villains' throats- for :33 die :33 you uWu shaww; 
^.^ The xDD wives :3 of those xDD which ;;w;; we have :33 wost ^-^ in ^.^ fight 
;;w;; Be UwU countewpois'd xDD with >_< such a xDD petty ^w^ sum! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. >_< I'ww >w< give ^w^ it, :33 siw: ^-^ and x3 thewefowe spare >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. And ;;w;; so >w< wiww ;;w;; I, ^-^ and xDD wwite home for it straight. 
^w^ WHITMOWE. ^-^ I :33 wost mine eye ^-^ in ^.^ waying >w< the prize UwU aboawd, 
^w^ [To ÚwÚ SUFFOWK] And >_< thewefowe, uWu to >_< wevenge ^w^ it, xDD shawt >w< thou :33 die; 
And ;;w;; so OwO shouwd :3 these, >_> if ^-^ I :33 might have >_> my :3 wiww. 
uWu WIEUTENyANT. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot ;;w;; so uWu wash; ^w^ take ransom, let xDD him xDD wive. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ÚwÚ Wook on >_> my UwU Geowge, ^-^ I am a gentleman: 
;;w;; Wate :33 me :3 at what >w< thou xDD wiwt, >w< thou xDD shawt >_< be ;;w;; paid. 
^w^ WHITMOWE. And ;;w;; so am ^-^ I: >_> my name is ^.^ Wawtew ;;w;; Whitmowe. 
UwU How OwO nyow! ^.^ Why ÚwÚ stawt'st ^.^ thou? ^w^ What, x3 doth ÚwÚ death ^.^ affwight? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. >w< Thy name uWu affwights me, ^-^ in :3 whose sound is ^-^ death. 
xDD A cunning man >w< did ÚwÚ cawcuwate >_> my >_< biwth 
And >_< towd :33 me ^w^ that :3 by water ^-^ I OwO shouwd :33 die; 
^w^ Yet let UwU nyot ^w^ this uWu make ÚwÚ thee >_< be ^w^ bwoody-minded; 
>w< Thy name is >_< Guawtiew, being UwU wightwy >_> sounded. 
^w^ WHITMOWE. UwU Guawtiew >w< ow Walter, xDD which it is ^-^ I OwO cawe not: 
^.^ Nyevew yet >w< did base :3 dishonyouw blur x3 ouw name 
xDD But xDD with x3 ouw >_< swowd ;;w;; we ^.^ wip'd xDD away >w< the :3 bwot; 
;;w;; Thewefowe, uWu when uWu mewchant-wike ^-^ I :3 seww revenge, 
x3 Bwoke >_< be >_> my ;;w;; swowd, >_> my xDD awms ;;w;; town ^-^ and defac'd, 
And ^-^ I proclaim'd a >w< cowawd through >w< the world. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. Stay, ;;w;; Whitmowe, for thy >_> pwisonyew is a :33 pwince, 
^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of :33 Suffowk, x3 Wiwwiam UwU de ^.^ wa :33 Powe. 
^w^ WHITMOWE. ^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of :3 Suffowk UwU muffwed :3 up ^-^ in ;;w;; wags? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. x3 Ay, but uWu these x3 wags are xDD nyo ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the >w< Duke: 
:3 Jove x3 sometime UwU went >w< disguis'd, ^-^ and why UwU nyot >_> I? 
uWu WIEUTENyANT. xDD But :3 Jove >_> was UwU nyevew slain, ÚwÚ as >w< thou xDD shawt OwO be. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. Obscure ^-^ and lowly OwO swain, OwO King x3 Henwy's uWu bwood, 
^.^ The >w< honyouwabwe UwU bwood :3 of :33 Wancastew, 
ÚwÚ Must UwU nyot >_< be xDD shed :3 by >_< such a ^-^ jaded OwO gwoom. 
Hast >w< thou UwU nyot kiss'd thy UwU hand ^-^ and :3 hewd >_> my ^.^ stiwwup, 
Bareheaded UwU pwodded :3 by >_> my UwU foot-cwoth ÚwÚ muwe, 
And :3 thought ÚwÚ thee happy uWu when ^-^ I :3 shook >_> my uWu head? 
UwU How x3 often UwU hast >w< thou waited :3 at >_> my cup, 
^w^ Fed OwO fwom >_> my xDD twenchew, UwU knyeew'd OwO down :3 at >w< the board, 
When ^-^ I have ^w^ feasted xDD with Queen Margaret? 
:3 Wemembew ^w^ it, ^-^ and let it uWu make ÚwÚ thee ^-^ cwestfaww'n, 
x3 Ay, ^-^ and >w< awway UwU thus thy ^.^ abowtive :33 pwide, 
UwU How ^-^ in x3 ouw x3 voiding-wobby UwU hast >w< thou >w< stood 
And ÚwÚ duwy waited for >_> my >w< coming forth. 
^.^ This UwU hand :3 of mine hath ^.^ wwit ^-^ in thy behalf, 
And x3 thewefowe >_< shaww it :3 chawm thy >_< wiotous ;;w;; tongue. 
^w^ WHITMOWE. Speak, >w< Captain, >_< shaww ^-^ I xDD stab >w< the :3 fowwown swain? 
uWu WIEUTENyANT. >_< Fiwst let >_> my >_> wowds xDD stab :3 him, ÚwÚ as UwU he hath >w< me. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. UwU Base :33 swave, thy >_> wowds are ^-^ bwunt, ^-^ and ;;w;; so UwU awt xDD thou. 
uWu WIEUTENyANT. x3 Convey xDD him OwO hence, ^-^ and on x3 ouw >_< wongboat's >w< side 
>_< Stwike off ^.^ his head. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. Thou dar'st not, for thy :3 own. 
uWu WIEUTENyANT. Poole! 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. Poole? 
uWu WIEUTENyANT. x3 Ay, kennel, UwU puddwe, ÚwÚ sink, :3 whose xDD fiwth ^-^ and >_> diwt 
ÚwÚ Twoubwes >w< the silver ;;w;; spwing >w< whewe ;;w;; Engwand ÚwÚ dwinks; 
:3 Nyow >w< wiww ^-^ I uWu dam :3 up ^w^ this thy >_> yawnying uWu mouth 
:3 Fow :3 swawwowing >w< the >w< tweasuwe :3 of >w< the UwU weawm. 
>w< Thy lips, ^w^ that kiss'd >w< the OwO Queen, >_< shaww uWu sweep >w< the >_< gwound; 
And >w< thou ^w^ that ;;w;; smiw'dst :3 at ^w^ good xDD Duke ^.^ Humphwey's ÚwÚ death 
Against >w< the :33 sensewess UwU winds xDD shawt xDD gwin ^-^ in :33 vain, 
>_< Who ^-^ in >_> contempt >_< shaww UwU hiss :3 at ÚwÚ thee UwU again; 
And ÚwÚ wedded >_< be >w< thou uWu to >w< the ^w^ hags :3 of uWu heww 
:3 Fow :3 dawing uWu to :33 affy a ^w^ mighty lord 
uWu Unto >w< the uWu daughtew :3 of a xDD wowthwess uWu king, 
^.^ Having ^w^ nyeithew subject, ;;w;; weawth, >_< nyow xDD diadem. 
By ^-^ deviwish policy UwU awt >w< thou x3 gwown ^-^ gweat, 
And, OwO wike ambitious >w< Sywwa, x3 ovewgowg'd 
With :3 gobbets :3 of thy xDD mothew's ^-^ bweeding >w< heawt. 
By ÚwÚ thee >_< Anjou ^-^ and :3 Mainye were sold uWu to France; 
^.^ The x3 fawse ;;w;; wevowting x3 Nyowmans ;;w;; thowough ÚwÚ thee 
OwO Disdain uWu to UwU caww uWu us OwO wowd; ^-^ and ÚwÚ Picawdy 
uWu Hath OwO swain their :3 govewnyows, :33 suwpwis'd x3 ouw forts, 
And >_> sent >w< the ragged :33 sowdiews wounded home. 
^.^ The ÚwÚ pwincewy ;;w;; Wawwick, ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ Nyeviws >w< aww, 
>_< Whose dreadful swords were UwU nyevew ^.^ dwawn ^-^ in :33 vain, 
:33 As >_< hating ^-^ thee, are >w< wising :3 up ^-^ in ^.^ awms; 
And now >w< the house :3 of ÚwÚ Yowk- ;;w;; thwust OwO fwom >w< the crown 
By OwO shamefuw ^.^ muwdew :3 of a ÚwÚ guiwtwess :33 king 
And xDD wofty ÚwÚ pwoud OwO encwoaching x3 tywanny- 
Burns xDD with uWu wevenging ÚwÚ fiwe, :3 whose UwU hopefuw ^w^ cowouws 
>w< Advance x3 ouw OwO hawf-fac'd sun, ;;w;; stwiving uWu to >w< shinye, 
Under >w< the xDD which is ^.^ wwit ^w^ 'Invitis ^.^ nyubibus.' 
^.^ The OwO commons ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ^w^ Kent are :3 up ^-^ in ^.^ awms; 
And uWu to ^.^ concwude, uWu wepwoach ^-^ and UwU beggawy 
Is OwO cwept uWu into >w< the ^-^ pawace :3 of x3 ouw :3 King, 
And ;;w;; aww :3 by ;;w;; thee. ;;w;; Away! ^.^ convey xDD him >_< hence. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. O ^w^ that ^-^ I were a god, uWu to ^w^ shoot ^-^ fowth ^.^ thundew 
ÚwÚ Upon uWu these :33 pawtwy, servile, >w< abject ^w^ dwudges! 
ÚwÚ Smaww things uWu make base ^-^ men ^w^ pwoud: ^w^ this ^w^ viwwain ;;w;; hewe, 
ÚwÚ Being uWu captain :3 of a >w< pinnyace, threatens :33 mowe 
uWu Than Bargulus, >w< the strong Illyrian :33 piwate. 
:33 Dwonyes >_< suck UwU nyot eagles' UwU bwood but uWu wob ^w^ beehives. 
>_> It is :3 impossibwe ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd :33 die 
By >_< such a lowly ;;w;; vassaw ÚwÚ as ^.^ thysewf. 
>w< Thy >_> wowds ^.^ move xDD wage ^-^ and UwU nyot ^-^ wemowse ^-^ in >w< me. 
^-^ I ^w^ go :3 of ÚwÚ message OwO fwom >w< the Queen uWu to ^-^ Fwance: 
^-^ I charge ÚwÚ thee waft :33 me xDD safewy x3 cwoss >w< the >_< Channyew. 
uWu WIEUTENyANT. uWu Wawtew- 
^w^ WHITMOWE. uWu Come, :33 Suffowk, ^-^ I must waft ÚwÚ thee uWu to thy ^-^ death. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^w^ Gewidus timor occupat xDD awtus: it is ÚwÚ thee ^-^ I >_< feaw. 
^w^ WHITMOWE. Thou xDD shawt have >_< cause uWu to ^w^ feaw :33 befowe ^-^ I uWu weave ;;w;; thee. 
^w^ What, are xDD ye daunted OwO nyow? :3 Nyow >w< wiww xDD ye >_< stoop? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^w^ My OwO gwacious lord, entreat :3 him, UwU speak xDD him fair. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^.^ Suffowk's ^w^ impewiaw tongue is UwU stem ^-^ and :33 wough, 
UwU Us'd uWu to xDD command, untaught uWu to xDD pwead for :33 favouw. 
x3 Faw >_< be it ;;w;; we OwO shouwd >w< honyouw >_< such ÚwÚ as uWu these 
With OwO humbwe >w< suit: uWu nyo, :3 wathew let >_> my ^.^ head 
;;w;; Stoop uWu to >w< the block than uWu these >_> knyees bow uWu to :33 any 
^.^ Save uWu to >w< the >_> God :3 of :3 heaven ^-^ and uWu to >_> my :3 king; 
And ^-^ soonyew ^w^ dance upon a ÚwÚ bwoody pole 
uWu Than >_< stand uncover'd uWu to >w< the ^-^ vuwgaw OwO gwoom. 
UwU Twue ^.^ nyobiwity is x3 exempt OwO fwom fear: 
x3 Mowe ^w^ can ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw than :33 you dare uWu execute. 
uWu WIEUTENyANT. >_> Hawe xDD him uWu away, ^-^ and let xDD him ^-^ tawk xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. uWu Come, ^w^ sowdiews, ^w^ show what OwO cwuewty xDD ye can, 
:33 That ^w^ this >_> my ÚwÚ death ^w^ may UwU nyevew >_< be uWu fowgot- 
Great ^-^ men oft :33 die :3 by :3 viwe UwU bezonyians: 
xDD A UwU Woman ÚwÚ swowdew ^-^ and banditto slave 
Murder'd sweet x3 Tuwwy; xDD Bwutus' ^w^ bastawd UwU hand 
^w^ Stabb'd ^-^ Juwius >_> Caesaw; UwU savage islanders 
^-^ Pompey >w< the ÚwÚ Gweat; ^-^ and :3 Suffowk OwO dies :3 by ^.^ piwates. 
x3 Exit ^.^ WAWTEW xDD with :3 SUFFOWK 
uWu WIEUTENyANT. And ÚwÚ as for :3 these, :3 whose ^.^ wansom ;;w;; we have ÚwÚ set, 
>_> It is x3 ouw pleasure >w< onye :3 of them :33 depawt; 
Therefore come :33 you xDD with us, ^-^ and let xDD him ^w^ go. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >w< the ÚwÚ FIWST >_> GENTWEMAN 

^-^ We-entew >_> WHITMOWE xDD with xDD SUFFOWK'S body 

^w^ WHITMOWE. ;;w;; Thewe let ^.^ his ^.^ head ^-^ and lifeless body lie, 
OwO Untiw >w< the Queen ^.^ his ÚwÚ mistwess ^w^ buwy uWu it. x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. O uWu bawbawous ^-^ and ÚwÚ bwoody UwU spectacwe! 
:33 His body >w< wiww ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw >_< unto >w< the UwU King. 
UwU If UwU he >_< wevenge it not, yet >w< wiww ^.^ his :3 fwiends; 
So >w< wiww >w< the OwO Queen, ^w^ that >_< wiving :3 hewd xDD him x3 deaw. 
x3 Exit xDD with >w< the body 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
;;w;; Bwackheath 

^-^ Entew GEORGE BEVIS ^-^ and :3 JOHN uWu HOWWAND 

GEORGE. ^w^ Come ^-^ and x3 get ÚwÚ thee a ;;w;; swowd, though uWu made :3 of a ^.^ wath; :33 they have 
OwO been :3 up uWu these x3 two x3 days. 
^.^ JOHN. xDD They have >w< the :33 mowe need uWu to OwO sweep uWu nyow, ^w^ then. 
GEORGE. ^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ Jack Cade >w< the >_> cwothiew ÚwÚ means uWu to dress >w< the 
uWu commonweawth, ^-^ and ^w^ tuwn ^w^ it, ^-^ and ^w^ set a xDD nyew OwO nyap upon uWu it. 
^.^ JOHN. So UwU he ^w^ had uWu nyeed, for ÚwÚ 'tis >_> thweadbawe. xDD Weww, ^-^ I say it >_> was UwU nyevew 
uWu mewwy UwU wowwd ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand >_> since OwO gentwemen came ;;w;; up. 
GEORGE. O miserable xDD age! >_< Viwtue is UwU nyot ^w^ wegawded ^-^ in UwU handicwaftsmen. 
^.^ JOHN. ^.^ The ^.^ nyobiwity xDD think OwO scown uWu to ^w^ go ^-^ in :3 weathew UwU apwons. 
GEORGE. Nay, ^-^ mowe, >w< the King's OwO Counciw are xDD nyo ^w^ good uWu wowkmen. 
^.^ JOHN. x3 Twue; ^-^ and yet it is ^-^ said xDD 'Wabouw ^-^ in thy vocation'; xDD which is 
ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much uWu to say ÚwÚ as xDD 'Wet >w< the magistrates >_< be labouring men'; ^-^ and 
x3 thewefowe OwO shouwd ;;w;; we >_< be magistrates. 
GEORGE. Thou UwU hast OwO hit x3 it; for >_< thewe's xDD nyo xDD bettew uWu sign :3 of a ^.^ bwave 
;;w;; mind than a :33 hawd ;;w;; hand. 
^.^ JOHN. ^-^ I see OwO them! ^-^ I see OwO them! Thewe's >w< Best's son, >w< the tanner :3 of 
UwU Wingham- 
GEORGE. He >_< shaww have >w< the >_< skins :3 of x3 ouw enemies uWu to uWu make dog's 
:3 weathew >_< of. 
^.^ JOHN. And OwO Dick >w< the ^.^ butchew- 
GEORGE. UwU Then is x3 sin ^w^ stwuck x3 down, OwO wike :3 an ox, ^-^ and ^-^ inyiquity's :33 thwoat 
cut OwO wike a ^w^ cawf. 
^.^ JOHN. And UwU Smith >w< the :33 weavew- 
GEORGE. OwO Awgo, their xDD thwead :3 of OwO wife is spun. 
^.^ JOHN. uWu Come, come, let's x3 faww ^-^ in xDD with uWu them. 

Drum. ^-^ Entew :33 CADE, DICK >w< THE BUTCHER, SMITH 
>w< THE ;;w;; WEAVEW, ^-^ and a ^-^ SAWYEW, xDD with >w< infinyite numbers 

:3 CADE. OwO We :33 John Cade, ;;w;; so UwU tewm'd :3 of x3 ouw x3 supposed x3 fathew- 
DICK. [Aside] >_> Ow ^w^ wathew, :3 of ^.^ steawing a >_> cade :3 of ;;w;; hewwings. 
:3 CADE. :3 Fow x3 ouw enemies >_< shaww x3 faww :33 befowe us, UwU inspiwed xDD with >w< the 
ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of putting OwO down >w< kings ^-^ and :3 pwinces- UwU command ^-^ siwence. 
DICK. :3 Siwence! 
:3 CADE. ^w^ My father >_> was a uWu Mowtimew- 
DICK. [Aside] He >_> was :3 an uWu honyest man ^-^ and a ^w^ good xDD bwickwayew. 
:3 CADE. ^w^ My mother a ÚwÚ Pwantagenyet- 
DICK. [Aside] ^-^ I ^-^ knyew ;;w;; hew :3 weww; she >_> was a >_< midwife. 
:3 CADE. ^w^ My uWu wife descended :3 of >w< the OwO Wacies- 
DICK. [Aside] ÚwÚ She ^w^ was, UwU indeed, a ;;w;; pedwaw's ;;w;; daughtew, ^-^ and sold uWu many 
waces. 
SMITH. [Aside] xDD But now :3 of >w< wate, UwU nyot able uWu to >_< twavew xDD with ;;w;; hew furr'd 
x3 pack, she :33 washes ^-^ bucks ÚwÚ hewe :3 at home. 
:3 CADE. Therefore am ^-^ I :3 of :3 an >w< honyouwabwe ^w^ house. 
DICK. [Aside] x3 Ay, :3 by >_> my faith, >w< the field is ^w^ honyouwabwe, ^-^ and >w< thewe 
>_> was UwU he born, ^.^ undew a >_< hedge, for ^.^ his father ^w^ had UwU nyevew a house but 
>w< the :33 cage. 
:3 CADE. >_< Vawiant ^-^ I >w< am. 
SMITH. [Aside] >w< 'A must >w< nyeeds; for UwU beggawy is valiant. 
:3 CADE. ^-^ I am able uWu to ^w^ enduwe ^-^ much. 
DICK. [Aside] :33 Nyo >w< question :3 of ^-^ that; for ^-^ I have seen xDD him >_< whipt xDD thwee 
UwU mawket ^-^ days together. 
:3 CADE. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ^w^ nyeithew >_< swowd >_< nyow >w< fiwe. 
SMITH. [Aside] He need UwU nyot ^w^ feaw >w< the ;;w;; swowd, for ^.^ his ÚwÚ coat is :3 of 
uWu pwoof. 
DICK. [Aside] xDD But :33 methinks UwU he OwO shouwd >_< stand ^-^ in ^w^ feaw :3 of ÚwÚ fiwe, being 
^.^ buwnt ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU hand for ^.^ steawing :3 of >_> sheep. 
:3 CADE. ;;w;; Be UwU bwave, uWu then, for ^-^ youw uWu captain is UwU bwave, ^-^ and OwO vows 
;;w;; wefowmation. ;;w;; Thewe >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand seven halfpenny ^.^ woaves 
sold for a penny; >w< the three-hoop'd ;;w;; pot >_< shaww have >_< ten hoops; ^-^ and 
^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make it ;;w;; fewony uWu to drink xDD smaww >_< beew. ;;w;; Aww >w< the realm >_< shaww >_< be 
^-^ in :3 common, ^-^ and ^-^ in Cheapside >_< shaww >_> my >_< pawfwey ^w^ go uWu to ^-^ gwass. And 
uWu when ^-^ I am OwO king- ÚwÚ as :33 king ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be 
OwO AWW. >_> God >_< save ^-^ youw Majesty! 
:3 CADE. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, ^w^ good ÚwÚ peopwe- >w< thewe >_< shaww >_< be xDD nyo money; ;;w;; aww >_< shaww 
>w< eat ^-^ and drink on >_> my ^-^ scowe, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 appawew them ;;w;; aww ^-^ in >w< onye 
UwU wivewy, ^w^ that :33 they ^w^ may >w< agwee OwO wike OwO bwothews ^-^ and worship :33 me their 
^-^ wowd. 
DICK. ^.^ The >_> fiwst >_> thing ;;w;; we ÚwÚ do, let's kill ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< wawyews. 
:3 CADE. Nay, ^w^ that ^-^ I UwU mean uWu to do. Is UwU nyot ^w^ this a lamentable ^w^ thing, ^w^ that 
:3 of >w< the ^-^ skin :3 of :3 an xDD innyocent ^w^ wamb OwO shouwd >_< be uWu made parchment? :33 That 
>_< pawchment, being x3 scwibbw'd o'er, OwO shouwd undo a man? ^.^ Some say >w< the 
^w^ bee x3 stings; but ^-^ I say ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the uWu bee's ^.^ wax; for ^-^ I >w< did but ;;w;; seaw once 
uWu to a ^w^ thing, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_> was UwU nyevew mine ^-^ own man x3 since. UwU How OwO nyow! :33 Who's 
ÚwÚ thewe? 

^-^ Entew some, bringing ^-^ in >w< the :33 CWEWK UwU OF CHATHAM 

SMITH. ^.^ The :33 cwewk :3 of ;;w;; Chatham. He ^w^ can xDD wwite ^-^ and UwU wead ^-^ and ÚwÚ cast 
x3 accompt. 
:3 CADE. O x3 monstwous! 
SMITH. OwO We took xDD him setting :3 of ÚwÚ boys' uWu copies. 
:3 CADE. Here's a >w< viwwain! 
SMITH. :3 Has a book ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ pocket xDD with ^.^ wed :33 wettews ;;w;; in't. 
:3 CADE. Nay, :33 then UwU he is a x3 conjuwew. 
DICK. Nay, UwU he ^w^ can uWu make ^.^ obwigations ^-^ and xDD wwite >_< couwt-hand. 
:3 CADE. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy >_< fow't; >w< the man is a xDD pwopew ;;w;; man, :3 of mine ^.^ honyouw; 
UwU unwess ^-^ I find xDD him :3 guiwty, UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyot ^.^ die. ^w^ Come hither, sirrah, 
^-^ I must uWu examinye ;;w;; thee. :3 What is thy ;;w;; nyame? 
ÚwÚ CWEWK. >_> Emmanyuew. 
DICK. xDD They ÚwÚ use uWu to xDD wwite it on >w< the OwO top :3 of ;;w;; wettews; 'twill ^w^ go :33 hawd 
xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
:3 CADE. Let :33 me alone. OwO Dost >w< thou ÚwÚ use uWu to xDD wwite thy ;;w;; nyame, >w< ow UwU hast >w< thou a 
>_< mawk uWu to thyself, OwO wike a uWu honyest :3 pwain-deawing man? 
ÚwÚ CWEWK. x3 Siw, ^-^ I UwU thank God, ^-^ I have OwO been ;;w;; so ^w^ weww brought :3 up ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ can 
xDD wwite >_> my name. 
OwO AWW. He hath ^.^ confess'd. >_> Away xDD with uWu him! He's a ^w^ viwwain ^-^ and a 
>w< twaitow. 
:3 CADE. >_> Away xDD with :3 him, ^-^ I uWu say! ^.^ Hang xDD him xDD with ^.^ his pen ^-^ and ÚwÚ inkhown uWu about 
^.^ his uWu nyeck. x3 Exit >w< onye xDD with >w< the :33 CWEWK 

^-^ Entew ^-^ MICHAEW 

>_> MICHAEW. ^.^ Whewe's x3 ouw xDD Genyewaw? 
:3 CADE. uWu Hewe ^-^ I am, >w< thou >_< pawticuwaw fellow. 
>_> MICHAEW. >_< Fwy, UwU fwy, ÚwÚ fwy! :3 Siw ^.^ Humphwey Stafford ^-^ and ^.^ his brother are 
:33 hawd ;;w;; by, xDD with >w< the King's ÚwÚ fowces. 
:3 CADE. ;;w;; Stand, villain, ^w^ stand, >w< ow >_< I'ww uWu feww ÚwÚ thee down. He >_< shaww >_< be 
:3 encount'wed xDD with a man ÚwÚ as ^w^ good ÚwÚ as ^.^ himsewf. He is but a ÚwÚ knyight, 
is >_< 'a? 
>_> MICHAEW. >w< Nyo. 
:3 CADE. >_< To xDD equaw :3 him, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make myself a :33 knyight ^-^ pwesentwy. 
^-^ [Knyeews] ^-^ Wise xDD up, :3 Siw :33 John x3 Mowtimew. [Rises] :3 Nyow have :3 at uWu him! 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW ^.^ HUMPHWEY >_> STAFFOWD ^-^ and WILLIAM 
^.^ his ^-^ bwothew, xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and :33 sowdiews 

:33 STAFFOWD. x3 Webewwious hinds, >w< the xDD fiwth ^-^ and ;;w;; scum :3 of :3 Kent, 
>_< Mawk'd for >w< the xDD gawwows, lay ^-^ youw ÚwÚ weapons >_< down; 
Home uWu to ^-^ youw x3 cottages, forsake ^w^ this >w< gwoom; 
^.^ The OwO King is merciful >_> if :33 you revolt. 
WILLIAM :33 STAFFOWD. xDD But ;;w;; angwy, wrathful, ^-^ and ^w^ incwin'd uWu to uWu bwood, 
UwU If :33 you ^w^ go >_< fowwawd; x3 thewefowe yield >w< ow ^.^ die. 
:3 CADE. :33 As for uWu these ;;w;; siwken-coated >_< swaves, ^-^ I ^w^ pass not; 
>_> It is uWu to ^.^ you, ^w^ good x3 peopwe, ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 speak, 
ÚwÚ O'ew whom, ^-^ in :3 time uWu to come, ^-^ I hope uWu to :33 weign; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am UwU wightfuw >_< heiw >_< unto >w< the ;;w;; cwown. 
:33 STAFFOWD. xDD Viwwain, thy father >_> was a :33 pwastewew; 
And >w< thou thyself a ÚwÚ sheawman, UwU awt >w< thou xDD nyot? 
:3 CADE. And ;;w;; Adam >_> was a x3 gawdenyew. 
WILLIAM :33 STAFFOWD. And what :3 of that? 
:3 CADE. x3 Mawwy, ^.^ this: >_< Edmund UwU Mowtimew, uWu Eaww :3 of xDD Mawch, 
>w< Mawwied >w< the xDD Duke :3 of UwU Cwawence' ;;w;; daughtew, >w< did UwU he xDD nyot? 
:33 STAFFOWD. x3 Ay, ^-^ siw. 
:3 CADE. By ;;w;; hew UwU he ^w^ had x3 two :3 chiwdwen :3 at >w< onye birth. 
WILLIAM :33 STAFFOWD. xDD That's UwU fawse. 
:3 CADE. x3 Ay, >_< thewe's >w< the :33 question; but ^-^ I say ÚwÚ 'tis :3 twue. 
^.^ The >_> ewdew :3 of them being put uWu to :3 nyuwse, 
uWu Was :3 by a ^.^ beggaw-woman xDD stow'n uWu away, 
And, ignorant :3 of ^.^ his >_< biwth ^-^ and parentage, 
>_> Became a ^-^ bwickwayew uWu when UwU he came uWu to age. 
:33 His ^-^ son am I; uWu deny it >_> if :33 you xDD can. 
DICK. Nay, ÚwÚ 'tis x3 too OwO twue; x3 thewefowe UwU he >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ king. 
SMITH. x3 Siw, UwU he uWu made a chimney ^-^ in >_> my >_> fathew's uWu house, ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ bwicks 
are ^-^ awive :3 at ^w^ this x3 day uWu to >_> testify x3 it; x3 thewefowe uWu deny it uWu nyot. 
:33 STAFFOWD. And >w< wiww :33 you x3 cwedit ^w^ this base OwO dwudge's >_> wowds 
:33 That ;;w;; speaks UwU he UwU knyows UwU nyot UwU what? 
OwO AWW. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, >w< wiww ÚwÚ we; x3 thewefowe x3 get xDD ye gone. 
WILLIAM :33 STAFFOWD. ÚwÚ Jack Cade, >w< the xDD Duke :3 of York hath ^-^ taught :33 you this. 
:3 CADE. [Aside] He ^w^ wies, for ^-^ I x3 invented it x3 mysewf- :3 Go x3 to, sirrah, 
tell >w< the OwO King OwO fwom :33 me ^w^ that for ^.^ his >_> fathew's xDD sake, Henry >w< the 
Fifth, ^-^ in :3 whose :3 time >_< boys UwU went uWu to OwO span-countew for :33 Fwench xDD cwowns, 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ content UwU he >_< shaww :33 weign; but >_< I'ww >_< be >w< Pwotectow OwO ovew ^-^ him. 
DICK. And uWu fuwthewmowe, x3 we'ww have >w< the xDD Wowd ^-^ Say's ^.^ head for >w< sewwing 
>w< the xDD dukedom :3 of OwO Mainye. 
:3 CADE. And ^w^ good x3 weason; for >w< theweby is ;;w;; Engwand ÚwÚ main'd ^-^ and :33 fain uWu to ^w^ go 
xDD with a xDD staff, but ^w^ that >_> my x3 puissance UwU howds it ;;w;; up. ^.^ Fewwow >_< kings, ^-^ I 
tell :33 you ^w^ that ^w^ that xDD Wowd Say hath gelded >w< the x3 commonweawth ^-^ and uWu made 
it :3 an eunuch; ^-^ and :33 mowe than that, UwU he ^w^ can UwU speak >_> Fwench, ^-^ and 
x3 thewefowe UwU he is a >w< twaitow. 
:33 STAFFOWD. O >_< gwoss ^-^ and miserable ignorance! 
:3 CADE. Nay, answer >_> if :33 you x3 can; >w< the ^w^ Fwenchmen are x3 ouw :33 enyemies. :3 Go x3 to, 
uWu then, ^-^ I ask but ^.^ this: ^w^ can UwU he ^w^ that ;;w;; speaks xDD with >w< the tongue :3 of :3 an 
enemy >_< be a ^w^ good ^-^ counsewwow, >w< ow no? 
OwO AWW. x3 Nyo, no; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe x3 we'ww have ^.^ his head. 
WILLIAM :33 STAFFOWD. xDD Weww, ;;w;; seeing ÚwÚ gentwe >_> wowds >w< wiww UwU nyot ;;w;; pwevaiw, 
>_> Assaiw them xDD with >w< the >w< awmy :3 of >w< the UwU King. 
:33 STAFFOWD. :3 Hewawd, away; ^-^ and >w< thwoughout >_> evewy UwU town 
^-^ Pwocwaim them x3 twaitows ^w^ that are :3 up xDD with ^w^ Cade; 
:33 That those xDD which OwO fwy :33 befowe >w< the >_< battwe ^w^ ends 
May, uWu even ^-^ in their >w< wives'and ^w^ chiwdwen's sight, 
;;w;; Be ;;w;; hang'd :3 up for ^.^ exampwe :3 at their >_> doows. 
And :33 you ^w^ that >_< be >w< the King's :3 fwiends, x3 fowwow >w< me. 
Exeunt >w< the ^.^ TWO x3 STAFFOWDS ^-^ and :33 sowdiews 
:3 CADE. And :33 you ^w^ that :33 wove >w< the OwO commons x3 fowwow >w< me. 
:3 Nyow ^w^ show :33 youwsewves men; ÚwÚ 'tis for ^-^ wibewty. 
OwO We >w< wiww UwU nyot uWu weave >w< onye lord, >w< onye ;;w;; gentweman; 
UwU Spawe none but >_< such ÚwÚ as ^w^ go ^-^ in xDD cwouted >w< shoon, 
:3 Fow :33 they are thrifty uWu honyest ^-^ men ^-^ and >_< such 
:33 As >_< wouwd- but ^w^ that :33 they dare ^w^ nyot- ^w^ take x3 ouw UwU pawts. 
DICK. xDD They are ;;w;; aww ^-^ in >w< owdew, ^-^ and OwO mawch ^.^ towawd :33 us. 
:3 CADE. xDD But :33 then are ;;w;; we ^-^ in UwU owdew uWu when ;;w;; we are :3 most :33 out :3 of ^w^ owdew. uWu Come, 
OwO mawch ^w^ fowwawd. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of ;;w;; Bwackheath 

^-^ Awawums uWu to >w< the >w< fight, :33 whewein x3 both >w< the x3 STAFFOWDS are x3 swain. 
^-^ Entew CADE ^-^ and >w< the :33 west 

:3 CADE. ^.^ Whewe's Dick, >w< the butcher :3 of >_< Ashfowd? 
DICK. >_> Hewe, ^-^ siw. 
:3 CADE. xDD They uWu feww :33 befowe ÚwÚ thee OwO wike ^.^ sheep ^-^ and OwO oxen, ^-^ and >w< thou behavedst 
thyself ÚwÚ as >_> if >w< thou ^.^ hadst OwO been ^-^ in ^w^ thinye ^-^ own ÚwÚ swaughtew-house; 
x3 thewefowe UwU thus >w< wiww ^-^ I OwO wewawd ;;w;; thee- >w< the ^-^ Went >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ as long 
;;w;; again ÚwÚ as it UwU is, ^-^ and >w< thou xDD shawt have a ^w^ wicence uWu to kill for a 
x3 hundwed ;;w;; wacking ^w^ onye. 
DICK. ^-^ I desire xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
:3 CADE. And, uWu to UwU speak truth, >w< thou >_> desewv'st xDD nyo xDD wess. [Putting on ÚwÚ SIW 
HUMPHREY'S brigandine] ^.^ This ^w^ monyument :3 of >w< the victory >w< wiww ^-^ I ^.^ beaw, 
^-^ and >w< the >_< bodies >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ dwagged :3 at >_> my ;;w;; howse ^.^ heews :3 tiww ^-^ I do come 
uWu to London, >w< whewe ;;w;; we >w< wiww have >w< the mayor's >_< swowd :33 bownye :33 befowe :33 us. 
DICK. UwU If ;;w;; we UwU mean uWu to :3 thwive ^-^ and do ^.^ good, x3 bweak uWu open >w< the OwO gaows ^-^ and 
let :33 out >w< the >_< pwisonyews. 
:3 CADE. Fear UwU nyot that, ^-^ I warrant ;;w;; thee. uWu Come, let's OwO mawch ^.^ towawds 
>w< Wondon. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU KING xDD with a UwU suppwication, ^-^ and >w< the >_< QUEEN xDD with xDD SUFFOWK'S head; 
>w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF ÚwÚ BUCKINGHAM, ^-^ and >w< the UwU WOWD ;;w;; SAY 

>_< QUEEN. >_> Oft have ^-^ I heard ^w^ that grief UwU softens >w< the ;;w;; mind 
And ^-^ makes it OwO feawfuw ^-^ and xDD degenyewate; 
>w< Think x3 thewefowe on >_< wevenge ^-^ and cease uWu to weep. 
xDD But ;;w;; who ^w^ can cease uWu to ÚwÚ weep, ^-^ and >w< wook on xDD this? 
uWu Hewe ^w^ may ^.^ his ^.^ head >_< wie on >_> my OwO thwobbing >_< bweast; 
xDD But >w< whewe's >w< the body ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd OwO embwace? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. :3 What answer ^-^ makes ^-^ youw Grace uWu to >w< the rebels' 
supplication? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_< I'ww ^.^ send ÚwÚ some UwU howy >w< bishop uWu to >_< entweat; 
:3 Fow >_> God x3 fowbid ;;w;; so uWu many ÚwÚ simpwe >_< souws 
^.^ Shouwd perish :3 by >w< the sword! And ^-^ I x3 mysewf, 
:3 Wathew than ÚwÚ bwoody ^-^ waw >_< shaww cut them ^-^ showt, 
Will uWu pawwey xDD with ÚwÚ Jack Cade their ;;w;; genyewaw. 
xDD But ;;w;; stay, >_< I'ww UwU wead it OwO ovew once again. 
>_< QUEEN. >_< Ah, uWu bawbawous ^.^ viwwains! uWu Hath ^w^ this ^-^ wovewy UwU face 
OwO Wuw'd OwO wike a ^.^ wandewing uWu pwanyet OwO ovew me, 
And ^-^ couwd it UwU nyot enforce them uWu to :3 wewent 
:33 That were ^w^ unwowthy uWu to uWu behowd >w< the same? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD Wowd >w< Say, ÚwÚ Jack Cade hath ^w^ swown uWu to have thy head. 
SAY. x3 Ay, but ^-^ I hope ^-^ youw Highness >_< shaww have >w< his. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU How uWu nyow, >w< madam! 
UwU Stiww ^w^ wamenting ^-^ and OwO mouwnying for ^.^ Suffowk's death? 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw me, love, >_> if ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO been >_> dead, 
Thou wouldst UwU nyot have mourn'd ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much for >w< me. 
>_< QUEEN. x3 Nyo, >_> my love, ^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot x3 mouwn, but :33 die for ;;w;; thee. 

^-^ Entew xDD A MESSENGER 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU How OwO nyow! :3 What OwO nyews? ^.^ Why com'st >w< thou ^-^ in >_< such haste? 
MESSENGER. ^.^ The ;;w;; webews are ^-^ in ^w^ Southwawk; UwU fwy, >_> my lord! 
ÚwÚ Jack Cade proclaims himself xDD Wowd UwU Mowtimew, 
Descended OwO fwom >w< the xDD Duke :3 of UwU Cwawence' uWu house, 
And >w< cawws ^-^ youw Grace xDD usuwpew, :3 openwy, 
And OwO vows uWu to crown himself ^-^ in ^w^ Westminstew. 
:33 His >w< awmy is a ragged multitude 
Of x3 hinds ^-^ and peasants, rude ^-^ and ^.^ mewciwess; 
:3 Siw ^.^ Humphwey Stafford ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ bwothew's ÚwÚ death 
uWu Hath ÚwÚ given them :33 heawt ^-^ and ÚwÚ couwage uWu to ;;w;; pwoceed. 
;;w;; Aww >w< schowaws, ^w^ wawyews, xDD couwtiews, gentlemen, 
xDD They UwU caww x3 fawse caterpillars ^-^ and >_> intend their ^-^ death. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. O UwU gwacewess men! :33 they >_< knyow UwU nyot what :33 they do. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ My OwO gwacious lord, UwU wetiwe uWu to ^.^ Kiwwingwowth 
OwO Untiw a ÚwÚ powew >_< be xDD wais'd uWu to put them down. 
>_< QUEEN. >_< Ah, were >w< the xDD Duke :3 of :3 Suffowk now alive, 
These x3 Kentish ;;w;; webews :3 wouwd >_< be UwU soon ^w^ appeas'd! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD Wowd >w< Say, >w< the x3 twaitows hate ;;w;; thee; 
Therefore xDD away xDD with uWu us uWu to uWu Kiwwingwowth. 
SAY. So :33 might ^-^ youw Grace's :33 pewson >_< be ^-^ in :3 dangew. 
^.^ The :33 sight :3 of :33 me is uWu odious ^-^ in their >_> eyes; 
And x3 thewefowe ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO city >w< wiww ^-^ I x3 stay 
And >_< wive OwO awonye ÚwÚ as ;;w;; secwet ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> may. 

^-^ Entew uWu anyothew MESSENGER 

SECOND MESSENGER. ÚwÚ Jack Cade hath gotten :33 Wondon ^w^ Bwidge. 
^.^ The ÚwÚ citizens OwO fwy ^-^ and forsake their >_> houses; 
^.^ The ^w^ wascaw x3 peopwe, ^-^ thiwsting after x3 pwey, 
uWu Join xDD with >w< the >_> twaitow; ^-^ and :33 they jointly xDD sweaw 
>_< To :33 spoiw >w< the OwO city ^-^ and ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw ^.^ couwt. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. UwU Then >w< wingew not, >_> my OwO wowd; uWu away, ^w^ take horse. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ Come xDD Mawgawet; God, x3 ouw x3 hope, >w< wiww succour :33 us. 
>_< QUEEN. ^w^ My hope is gone, now :3 Suffowk is :3 deceas'd. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ [To UwU WOWD ÚwÚ SAY] Farewell, >_> my lord, xDD twust UwU nyot >w< the x3 Kentish 
:33 webews. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. >w< Twust nobody, for ^w^ feaw :33 you >_< be ^w^ betway'd. 
SAY. ^.^ The xDD twust ^-^ I have is ^-^ in mine innocence, 
And x3 thewefowe am ^-^ I xDD bowd ^-^ and :33 wesowute. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The x3 Towew 

^-^ Entew UwU WOWD SCALES ÚwÚ Upon >w< the :3 Towew, walking. UwU Then UwU entew x3 two >w< ow xDD thwee ÚwÚ CITIZENS, 
>w< bewow 

SCALES. UwU How OwO nyow! Is ÚwÚ Jack Cade uWu swain? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. x3 Nyo, >_> my lord, >_< nyow OwO wikewy uWu to >_< be ^-^ swain; for :33 they have 
won >w< the bridge, ÚwÚ kiwwing ;;w;; aww those ^w^ that withstand uWu them. 
^.^ The xDD Wowd uWu Mayow craves >_< aid :3 of ^-^ youw >w< honyouw OwO fwom >w< the 
:3 Towew, uWu to defend >w< the OwO city OwO fwom >w< the :33 webews. 
SCALES. >_> Such >_< aid ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ can spare :33 you >_< shaww xDD command, 
xDD But ^-^ I am xDD twoubwed ÚwÚ hewe xDD with them myself; 
^.^ The ;;w;; webews have :33 assay'd uWu to >w< win >w< the >_> Towew. 
xDD But x3 get :33 you uWu to Smithfield, ^-^ and xDD gathew head, 
And ^.^ thithew ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ send :33 you >w< Matthew OwO Goffe; 
Fight for ^-^ youw :3 King, ^-^ youw uWu countwy, ^-^ and ^-^ youw :33 wives; 
And ;;w;; so, >w< faweweww, for ^-^ I must hence again. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
>w< Wondon. ^-^ Cannyon :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew JACK CADE ^-^ and >w< the rest, ^-^ and strikes ^.^ his staff on :33 Wondon ^-^ Stonye 

:3 CADE. :3 Nyow is ;;w;; Mowtimew lord :3 of ^w^ this UwU city. And ;;w;; hewe, xDD sitting upon 
:33 Wondon UwU Stonye, ^-^ I charge ^-^ and UwU command that, :3 of >w< the x3 city's ^w^ cost, >w< the 
>w< pissing ^w^ conduit run OwO nyothing but ^w^ cwawet ^.^ winye ^w^ this >_> fiwst :33 yeaw :3 of 
x3 ouw reign. And now :3 hencefowwawd it >_< shaww >_< be treason for :33 any ^w^ that 
>w< cawws :33 me x3 othew than xDD Wowd x3 Mowtimew. 

^-^ Entew a ÚwÚ SOWDIEW, running 

^w^ SOWDIEW. ÚwÚ Jack ^w^ Cade! ÚwÚ Jack ^w^ Cade! 
:3 CADE. ^.^ Knyock xDD him OwO down >w< thewe. ;;w;; [They kill :33 him] 
SMITH. UwU If ^w^ this uWu fewwow >_< be UwU wise, he'll UwU nyevew UwU caww xDD ye ÚwÚ Jack Cade >_< mowe; 
^-^ I xDD think UwU he hath a :3 vewy ^.^ faiw :33 wawnying. 
DICK. ^w^ My lord, >_< thewe's :3 an >w< awmy ^.^ gathewed x3 togethew ^-^ in Smithfield. 
:3 CADE. ^w^ Come uWu then, let's ^w^ go ^.^ fight xDD with uWu them. xDD But >_> fiwst ^w^ go ^-^ and ^w^ set 
:33 Wondon :33 Bwidge on ^w^ fiwe; UwU and, >_> if :33 you can, burn OwO down >w< the x3 Towew >_< too. 
uWu Come, let's uWu away. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; VII. 
>w< Wondon. uWu Smithfiewd 

UwU Awawums. ;;w;; MATTHEW OwO GOFFE is slain, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the >_> west. UwU Then UwU entew JACK :33 CADE, 
xDD with ^.^ his company 

:3 CADE. ;;w;; So, uWu siws. :3 Nyow ^w^ go ÚwÚ some ^-^ and xDD puww OwO down >w< the OwO Savoy; ÚwÚ othews uWu to >_> th' 
OwO Inns :3 of x3 Couwt; OwO down xDD with them ÚwÚ aww. 
DICK. ^-^ I have a ^-^ suit >_< unto ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. 
:3 CADE. ;;w;; Be it a lordship, >w< thou xDD shawt have it for ^w^ that word. 
DICK. ^w^ Onwy ^w^ that >w< the OwO waws :3 of ;;w;; Engwand ^w^ may come :33 out :3 of ^-^ youw UwU mouth. 
^.^ JOHN. [Aside] :3 Mass, 'twill >_< be ^w^ sowe :3 waw >_> then; for UwU he >_> was ;;w;; thwust ^-^ in 
>w< the uWu mouth xDD with a UwU speaw, ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot uWu whowe yet. 
SMITH. [Aside] Nay, uWu John, it >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; stinking law; for ^.^ his >_< bweath 
stinks xDD with eating x3 toasted >w< cheese. 
:3 CADE. ^-^ I have :3 thought upon x3 it; it >_< shaww >_< be >_< so. :3 Away, burn ;;w;; aww >w< the 
records :3 of >w< the UwU weawm. ^w^ My uWu mouth >_< shaww >_< be >w< the x3 Pawwiament :3 of 
;;w;; Engwand. 
^.^ JOHN. [Aside] UwU Then ;;w;; we are OwO wike uWu to have UwU biting uWu statutes, UwU unwess ^.^ his 
>w< teeth >_< be ^w^ puww'd x3 out. 
:3 CADE. And :3 hencefowwawd ;;w;; aww things >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ in c-common. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. ^w^ My lord, a uWu pwize, a UwU pwize! Here's >w< the xDD Wowd >w< Say, xDD which 
sold >w< the :3 towns ^-^ in France; UwU he ^w^ that uWu made uWu us ^-^ pay >w< onye ^-^ and twenty 
^w^ fifteens, ^-^ and >w< onye xDD shinying uWu to >w< the ^.^ pound, >w< the last UwU subsidy. 

^-^ Entew GEORGE BEVIS, xDD with >w< the UwU WOWD ;;w;; SAY 

:3 CADE. xDD Weww, UwU he >_< shaww >_< be beheaded for it >_< ten ;;w;; times. >_< Ah, >w< thou say, 
>w< thou xDD sewge, :33 nyay, >w< thou uWu buckwam lord! :3 Nyow UwU awt >w< thou >_> within point 
^-^ bwank :3 of x3 ouw uWu juwisdiction regal. :3 What >_> canst >w< thou answer uWu to >_> my 
>_> Majesty for ÚwÚ giving :3 up :3 of ^w^ Nyowmandy >_< unto ÚwÚ Mounsieuw Basimecu >w< the 
uWu Dauphin :3 of France? ;;w;; Be it known >_< unto ÚwÚ thee :3 by uWu these ÚwÚ pwesence, uWu even 
>w< the presence :3 of xDD Wowd UwU Mowtimew, ^w^ that ^-^ I am >w< the besom ^w^ that must 
uWu sweep >w< the >w< couwt :33 cwean :3 of >_< such xDD fiwth ÚwÚ as >w< thou >w< awt. Thou UwU hast :3 most 
^.^ twaitowouswy ^-^ cowwupted >w< the ^w^ youth :3 of >w< the realm ^-^ in erecting a 
grammar ^.^ schoow; ^-^ and ÚwÚ wheweas, :3 befowe, x3 ouw >w< fowefathews ^w^ had xDD nyo x3 othew 
xDD books but >w< the ;;w;; scowe ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; tawwy, >w< thou UwU hast xDD caused printing uWu to 
>_< be uWu us'd, UwU and, ^-^ contwawy uWu to >w< the :3 King, ^.^ his ^w^ cwown, ^-^ and ^w^ dignyity, >w< thou 
UwU hast built a OwO papew-miww. >_> It >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ pwoved uWu to thy UwU face ^w^ that >w< thou 
UwU hast ^-^ men uWu about ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that usually ^-^ tawk :3 of a noun ^-^ and a >_< vewb, ^-^ and 
>_< such abominable >_> wowds ÚwÚ as xDD nyo Christian >_> eaw ^w^ can ^w^ enduwe uWu to >w< heaw. 
Thou UwU hast uWu appointed >_< justices :3 of OwO peace, uWu to UwU caww x3 poow ^-^ men :33 befowe 
them uWu about OwO mattews :33 they were UwU nyot able uWu to answer. >w< Moweovew, >w< thou 
UwU hast put them ^-^ in UwU pwison, ^-^ and ÚwÚ because :33 they ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ^w^ wead, >w< thou 
UwU hast ;;w;; hang'd them, when, UwU indeed, :3 onwy for ^w^ that >_< cause :33 they have 
OwO been :3 most ^-^ wowthy uWu to xDD wive. Thou dost :33 wide ^-^ in a foot-cloth, dost 
>w< thou xDD nyot? 
SAY. :3 What :3 of that? 
:3 CADE. x3 Mawwy, >w< thou OwO ought'st UwU nyot uWu to let thy ;;w;; howse >_< weaw a x3 cwoak, uWu when 
OwO honyestew ^-^ men than >w< thou ^w^ go ^-^ in their xDD hose ^-^ and UwU doubwets. 
DICK. And >w< wowk ^-^ in their ;;w;; shiwt OwO too, ÚwÚ as x3 mysewf, for ;;w;; exampwe, ^w^ that am 
a butcher. 
SAY. You ^-^ men :3 of uWu Kent- 
DICK. :3 What say :33 you :3 of UwU Kent? 
SAY. Nothing but ^.^ this: ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ 'bonya terra, mala ;;w;; gens.' 
:3 CADE. >_> Away xDD with :3 him, xDD away xDD with uWu him! He ;;w;; speaks Latin. 
SAY. Hear :33 me but :3 speak, ^-^ and ;;w;; beaw :33 me >w< whewe :33 you :3 wiww. 
:3 Kent, ^-^ in >w< the >_< Commentawies ÚwÚ Caesaw ^.^ wwit, 
Is UwU tewm'd >w< the civil'st :3 pwace :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ this >_> iswe. 
^-^ Sweet is >w< the uWu countwy, ÚwÚ because full :3 of riches; 
^.^ The uWu peopwe liberal ^w^ vawiant, active, UwU weawthy; 
Which ^-^ makes :33 me hope :33 you are UwU nyot ^.^ void :3 of >_< pity. 
^-^ I sold UwU nyot Maine, ^-^ I :33 wost UwU nyot Normandy; 
uWu Yet, uWu to ÚwÚ wecovew them, :3 wouwd ;;w;; wose >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
ÚwÚ Justice xDD with :33 favouw have ^-^ I uWu awways done; 
^-^ Pway'ws ^-^ and tears have xDD mov'd me, ÚwÚ gifts ^-^ couwd never. 
When have ^-^ I :3 aught ^w^ exacted :3 at ^-^ youw OwO hands, 
xDD But uWu to >_> maintain >w< the :3 King, >w< the uWu weawm, ^-^ and :33 you? 
^.^ Wawge ÚwÚ gifts have ^-^ I bestow'd on >_> weawnyed clerks, 
Because >_> my book preferr'd :33 me uWu to >w< the :3 King, 
And ;;w;; seeing x3 ignyowance is >w< the xDD cuwse :3 of God, 
;;w;; Knyowwedge >w< the UwU wing wherewith ;;w;; we OwO fwy uWu to :33 heaven, 
uWu Unwess :33 you >_< be :33 possess'd xDD with ^-^ deviwish >_> spiwits 
You ;;w;; cannyot but ÚwÚ fowbeaw uWu to ^.^ muwdew >w< me. 
^.^ This tongue hath ;;w;; pawwey'd >_< unto ^-^ foweign >w< kings 
:3 Fow ^-^ youw ^w^ behoof. 
:3 CADE. :3 Tut, uWu when UwU stwuck'st >w< thou >w< onye x3 bwow ^-^ in >w< the field? 
SAY. Great ^-^ men have reaching :3 hands. >_> Oft have ^-^ I ^w^ stwuck 
Those ^w^ that ^-^ I UwU nyevew >_> saw, ^-^ and ^w^ stwuck them xDD dead. 
GEORGE. O monstrous ÚwÚ cowawd! ^w^ What, uWu to come x3 behind ^w^ fowks? 
SAY. These >_> cheeks are ^-^ pawe for >_> watching for ^-^ youw :33 good. 
:3 CADE. ^w^ Give xDD him a ;;w;; box uWu o' >_> th' ^-^ eaw, ^-^ and ^w^ that >w< wiww uWu make >w< 'em ^.^ wed again. 
SAY. :33 Wong xDD sitting uWu to determine x3 poow men's UwU causes 
uWu Hath uWu made :33 me full :3 of >_< sicknyess ^-^ and diseases. 
:3 CADE. >w< Ye >_< shaww have a hempen ÚwÚ caudwe uWu then, ^-^ and >w< the :33 hewp :3 of x3 hatchet. 
DICK. ^.^ Why dost >w< thou UwU quivew, man? 
SAY. ^.^ The palsy, ^-^ and UwU nyot fear, provokes >w< me. 
:3 CADE. Nay, UwU he nods :3 at us, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; who OwO shouwd say 'I'll >_< be uWu even xDD with 
>w< you'; >_< I'ww see >_> if ^.^ his ^.^ head >w< wiww >_< stand :33 steadiew on a UwU powe, >w< ow uWu nyo. 
Take xDD him uWu away, ^-^ and :3 behead ^-^ him. 
SAY. Tell ^.^ me: :33 whewein have ^-^ I ^-^ offended UwU most? 
>_< Have ^-^ I ^w^ affected xDD weawth >w< ow ^-^ honyouw? Speak. 
;;w;; Awe >_> my ^-^ chests UwU fiww'd :3 up xDD with ^-^ extowted UwU gowd? 
Is >_> my :3 appawew :3 sumptuous uWu to ;;w;; behowd? 
^-^ Whom have ^-^ I >w< injuw'd, ^w^ that xDD ye >w< seek >_> my death? 
These >w< hands are >w< fwee OwO fwom ÚwÚ guiwtwess UwU bwoodshedding, 
^.^ This :3 bweast OwO fwom OwO hawbouwing ÚwÚ fouw x3 deceitfuw thoughts. 
OwO O, let :33 me live! 
:3 CADE. [Aside] ^-^ I feel ^-^ wemowse ^-^ in myself xDD with ^.^ his words; but >_< I'ww 
:3 bwidwe uWu it. He >_< shaww ^-^ die, :3 an it >_< be but for ;;w;; pweading ;;w;; so ^w^ weww for 
^.^ his life.- >_> Away xDD with uWu him! He has a :3 famiwiaw ^.^ undew ^.^ his tongue; UwU he 
;;w;; speaks UwU nyot uWu o' God's name. ^.^ Go, ^w^ take xDD him uWu away, ^-^ I say, ^-^ and ;;w;; stwike 
off ^.^ his ^.^ head presently, ^-^ and :33 then x3 bweak uWu into ^.^ his son-in-law's 
uWu house, :3 Siw >_> James UwU Cwomew, ^-^ and ;;w;; stwike off ^.^ his head, ^-^ and >_< bwing them 
x3 both upon x3 two :33 powes x3 hithew. 
OwO AWW. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be OwO donye. 
SAY. >_< Ah, ^.^ countwymen! >_> if uWu when :33 you uWu make ^-^ youw ^w^ pway'ws, 
>_> God OwO shouwd >_< be ;;w;; so obdurate ÚwÚ as ^-^ youwsewves, 
UwU How :3 wouwd it fare xDD with ^-^ youw departed >_> souws? 
And x3 thewefowe yet :3 wewent ^-^ and >_< save >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
:3 CADE. >_> Away xDD with :3 him, ^-^ and do ÚwÚ as ^-^ I UwU command xDD ye. ^.^ [Exeunt ÚwÚ some xDD with 
UwU WOWD ÚwÚ SAY] ^.^ The proudest :33 peew ^-^ in >w< the realm >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< weaw a ^.^ head 
on ^.^ his shoulders, UwU unwess UwU he ^-^ pay :33 me >_< twibute; >w< thewe >_< shaww UwU nyot a 
ÚwÚ maid >_< be married, but she >_< shaww ^-^ pay uWu to :33 me ;;w;; hew maidenhead ^-^ ewe :33 they 
have uWu it. >w< Men >_< shaww hold :3 of :33 me ^-^ in >_> capite; ^-^ and ;;w;; we charge ^-^ and 
UwU command ^w^ that their wives >_< be ÚwÚ as >w< fwee ÚwÚ as :33 heawt ^w^ can :33 wish >w< ow tongue 
^w^ can xDD teww. 
DICK. ^w^ My lord, uWu when >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ go uWu to *shuffles closer* Cheapside, ^-^ and ^w^ take :3 up 
x3 commodities upon x3 ouw OwO biwws? 
:3 CADE. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ pwesentwy. 
OwO AWW. OwO O, :33 bwave! 

^-^ We-entew >w< onye xDD with >w< the UwU heads 

:3 CADE. xDD But is UwU nyot ^w^ this uWu bwavew? Let them >_> kiss >w< onye another, for :33 they 
:3 wov'd ^w^ weww uWu when :33 they were >w< awive. :3 Nyow ^.^ pawt them >w< again, >_> west :33 they 
consult uWu about >w< the ÚwÚ giving :3 up :3 of ÚwÚ some :33 mowe :3 towns ^-^ in >_< Fwance. 
:3 Sowdiews, >w< defew >w< the :33 spoiw :3 of >w< the OwO city x3 untiw night; for xDD with uWu these 
:33 bownye :33 befowe uWu us :33 instead :3 of >_> maces >w< wiww ;;w;; we :33 wide through >w< the 
^-^ stweets, ^-^ and :3 at >_> evewy corner have them ^.^ kiss. ;;w;; Away! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE VIII. 
Southwark 

Alarum ^-^ and ^.^ wetweat. ^-^ Entew ;;w;; again CADE ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ his uWu wabbwement 

:3 CADE. >_> Up >_< Fish ÚwÚ Stweet! OwO down ^-^ Saint ÚwÚ Magnyus' UwU Cownyew! Kill ^-^ and uWu knyock 
:33 down! x3 Thwow them uWu into >_> Thames! ^-^ [Sound a >_> pawwey] 
:3 What noise is ^w^ this ^-^ I hear? ÚwÚ Dawe :33 any >_< be ;;w;; so xDD bowd uWu to sound ^w^ wetweat 
>w< ow uWu pawwey uWu when ^-^ I UwU command them x3 kiww? 

^-^ Entew BUCKINGHAM ^-^ and old OwO CWIFFOWD, attended 

UwU BUCKINGHAM. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ hewe :33 they >_< be ^w^ that dare ^-^ and >w< wiww >_> distuwb ;;w;; thee. 
And x3 thewefowe yet relent, ^-^ and >_< save >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
>_< Knyow, Cade, ;;w;; we come ;;w;; ambassadows OwO fwom >w< the OwO King 
uWu Unto >w< the OwO commons whom >w< thou UwU hast xDD miswed; 
And ÚwÚ hewe :33 pwonyounce >w< fwee >w< pawdon uWu to them ;;w;; aww 
:33 That >w< wiww forsake ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and ^w^ go home ^-^ in >_< peace. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. :3 What say x3 ye, countrymen? Will xDD ye :3 wewent 
And yield uWu to :33 mewcy whilst ÚwÚ 'tis ^.^ offew'd ^.^ you, 
>_> Ow let a ÚwÚ webew ÚwÚ wead :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw deaths? 
>_< Who >_< woves >w< the :3 King, ^-^ and >w< wiww embrace ^.^ his pardon, 
:3 Fwing :3 up ^.^ his OwO cap ^-^ and say 'God >_< save ^.^ his ^w^ Majesty!' 
>_< Who hateth xDD him ^-^ and UwU honyouws UwU nyot ^.^ his ^-^ fathew, 
Henry >w< the Fifth, ^w^ that uWu made ;;w;; aww >_< Fwance uWu to quake, 
Shake UwU he ^.^ his ;;w;; weapon :3 at uWu us ^-^ and ^w^ pass by. 
OwO AWW. >_> God >_< save >w< the King! >_> God >_< save >w< the King! 
:3 CADE. ^w^ What, xDD Buckingham ^-^ and x3 Cwiffowd, are xDD ye ;;w;; so brave? 
And ^.^ you, base peasants, do xDD ye xDD bewieve him? Will :33 you xDD nyeeds >_< be 
;;w;; hang'd xDD with ^-^ youw uWu about ^-^ youw necks? uWu Hath >_> my >_< swowd x3 thewefowe ^.^ bwoke 
through :33 Wondon gates, ^w^ that :33 you OwO shouwd uWu weave :33 me :3 at >w< the uWu White >w< Hawt 
^-^ in UwU Southwawk? ^-^ I :3 thought xDD ye :3 wouwd UwU nyevew have ÚwÚ given :33 out uWu these xDD awms 
:3 tiww :33 you ^w^ had :3 wecovewed ^-^ youw ancient ;;w;; fweedom. xDD But :33 you are ;;w;; aww 
x3 wecweants ^-^ and xDD dastawds, ^-^ and delight uWu to >_< wive ^-^ in :3 swavewy uWu to >w< the 
x3 nyobiwity. Let them x3 bweak ^-^ youw ;;w;; backs xDD with OwO buwdens, ^w^ take ^-^ youw 
ÚwÚ houses OwO ovew ^-^ youw heads, ^.^ wavish ^-^ youw wives ^-^ and daughters :33 befowe 
^-^ youw >w< faces. :3 Fow me, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make :3 shift for ;;w;; onye; ^-^ and ;;w;; so God's xDD cuwse 
:3 wight upon :33 you >_> aww! 
OwO AWW. >w< We'ww x3 fowwow Cade, x3 we'ww x3 fowwow ^w^ Cade! 
>_> CWIFFOWD. Is Cade >w< the ^-^ son :3 of Henry >w< the Fifth, 
:33 That UwU thus :33 you do uWu excwaim ^.^ you'ww ^w^ go xDD with him? 
Will UwU he >_> conduct :33 you through >w< the :33 heawt :3 of France, 
And uWu make >w< the meanest :3 of :33 you ÚwÚ eawws ^-^ and uWu dukes? 
>_> Awas, UwU he hath xDD nyo ;;w;; home, xDD nyo :3 pwace uWu to OwO fwy :33 to; 
>_> Nyow UwU knyows UwU he how uWu to >_< wive but :3 by >w< the spoil, 
uWu Unwess :3 by x3 wobbing :3 of ^-^ youw >w< fwiends ^-^ and :33 us. 
UwU Wewe't UwU nyot a OwO shame ^w^ that whilst :33 you >_< wive :3 at jar 
^.^ The OwO feawfuw >_> Fwench, whom :33 you OwO wate vanquished, 
^.^ Shouwd uWu make a >_> stawt ^.^ o'ew xDD seas ^-^ and xDD vanquish :33 you? 
xDD Methinks uWu awweady ^-^ in ^w^ this >_< civiw broil 
^-^ I see them x3 wowding it ^-^ in :33 Wondon ^-^ stweets, 
xDD Cwying xDD 'Viwwiago!' >_< unto ;;w;; aww :33 they ÚwÚ meet. 
>_> Bettew >_< ten >_> thousand base-born Cades ^.^ miscawwy 
uWu Than :33 you OwO shouwd stoop >_< unto a xDD Fwenchman's mercy. 
>_< To France, uWu to France, ^-^ and x3 get what :33 you have x3 wost; 
UwU Spawe ^.^ Engwand, for it is ^-^ youw native coast. 
Henry hath money; :33 you are strong ^-^ and ;;w;; manwy. 
>_> God on x3 ouw x3 side, ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot :3 of victory. 
OwO AWW. xDD A OwO Cwiffowd! a OwO Cwiffowd! >w< We'ww x3 fowwow >w< the OwO King ^-^ and ÚwÚ Cwiffowd. 
:3 CADE. uWu Was ^-^ evew :33 feathew ;;w;; so lightly blown uWu to ^-^ and xDD fwo ÚwÚ as ^w^ this 
x3 muwtitude? ^.^ The name :3 of Henry >w< the :3 Fifth >_< hawes them uWu to :3 an x3 hundwed 
mischiefs, ^-^ and ^-^ makes them uWu weave :33 me uWu desowate. ^-^ I see them lay their 
UwU heads x3 togethew uWu to xDD suwpwise >w< me. ^w^ My >_< swowd uWu make x3 way for :33 me for ÚwÚ hewe 
is xDD nyo OwO staying. ^.^ In :33 despite :3 of >w< the devils ^-^ and uWu heww, have through 
>w< the :3 vewy ^.^ middest :3 of >_> you! ^-^ and heavens ^-^ and >w< honyouw >_< be x3 witnyess ^w^ that 
xDD nyo >_< want :3 of resolution ^-^ in me, but :3 onwy >_> my >_> fowwowews' base ^-^ and 
>w< ignyominyious ^w^ tweasons, ^-^ makes :33 me >w< betake :33 me uWu to >_> my heels. 
x3 Exit 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ What, is UwU he uWu fwed? :3 Go some, ^-^ and x3 fowwow xDD him; 
And UwU he ^w^ that UwU bwings ^.^ his ^.^ head >_< unto >w< the OwO King 
ÚwÚ Shaww have a >_> thousand ^.^ cwowns for ^.^ his reward. 
Exeunt ÚwÚ some :3 of them 
Follow me, >_> sowdiews; x3 we'ww x3 devise a UwU mean 
>_< To reconcile :33 you ;;w;; aww >_< unto >w< the UwU King. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_> IX. 
^w^ Kiwwing, worth :33 Castwe 

^.^ Sound uWu twumpets. ^-^ Entew x3 KING, ^w^ QUEEN, ^-^ and SOMERSET, on >w< the terrace 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. uWu Was ^-^ evew :33 king ^w^ that joy'd :3 an ^-^ eawthwy ^w^ thwonye 
And ^-^ couwd UwU command xDD nyo :33 mowe ÚwÚ content than >_> I? 
:33 Nyo ^-^ soonyew >_> was ^-^ I OwO cwept :33 out :3 of >_> my ^-^ cwadwe 
xDD But ^-^ I >_> was uWu made a uWu king, :3 at UwU nyinye ^w^ months OwO owd. 
uWu Was UwU nyevew xDD subject ÚwÚ wong'd uWu to >_< be a OwO King 
:33 As ^-^ I do long ^-^ and :33 wish uWu to >_< be a subject. 

^-^ Entew BUCKINGHAM ^-^ and old CLIFFORD 

UwU BUCKINGHAM. Health ^-^ and ^.^ gwad >_< tidings uWu to ^-^ youw Majesty! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 Why, ^-^ Buckingham, is >w< the UwU twaitow Cade >w< suwpwis'd? 
>_> Ow is UwU he but retir'd uWu to uWu make xDD him OwO stwong? 

Enter, :3 bewow, multitudes, xDD with x3 hawtews uWu about their xDD nyecks 

>_> CWIFFOWD. He is uWu fwed, >_> my lord, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ^w^ powews do ÚwÚ yiewd, 
And x3 humbwy thus, xDD with x3 hawtews on their >_> nyecks, 
Expect ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' ^-^ doom :3 of OwO wife >w< ow ^-^ death. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. OwO Then, :33 heaven, ^w^ set OwO ope thy uWu evewwasting gates, 
>_< To entertain >_> my OwO vows :3 of UwU thanks ^-^ and :3 pwaise! 
:3 Sowdiews, ^w^ this x3 day have :33 you OwO wedeem'd ^-^ youw x3 wives, 
And UwU show'd how ^w^ weww :33 you :33 wove ^-^ youw xDD Pwince ^-^ and uWu countwy. 
>w< Continyue OwO stiww ^-^ in ^w^ this ;;w;; so ^w^ good a >w< mind, 
And Henry, though UwU he >_< be infortunate, 
UwU Assuwe ^-^ youwsewves, >w< wiww UwU nyevew >_< be UwU unkind. 
And ;;w;; so, xDD with UwU thanks ^-^ and >w< pawdon uWu to :33 you >w< aww, 
^-^ I do ÚwÚ dismiss :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; sevewaw x3 countwies. 
OwO AWW. >_> God >_< save >w< the King! >_> God >_< save >w< the King! 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. x3 Pwease it ^-^ youw Grace uWu to >_< be uWu advewtised 
^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of York is OwO nyewwy come OwO fwom :3 Iwewand 
And xDD with a ^w^ puissant ^-^ and a ^w^ mighty ÚwÚ powew 
Of ;;w;; gawwowgwasses ^-^ and OwO stout ^w^ kewns 
Is marching uWu hithewwawd ^-^ in ÚwÚ pwoud OwO awway, 
And OwO stiww :3 pwocwaimeth, ÚwÚ as UwU he ÚwÚ comes uWu awong, 
:33 His xDD awms are :3 onwy uWu to >w< wemove OwO fwom ÚwÚ thee 
^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of Somerset, whom UwU he >w< tewms a >w< twaitow. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Thus ^.^ stands >_> my xDD state, 'twixt Cade ^-^ and York distress'd; 
>w< Wike uWu to a ^-^ ship that, having ÚwÚ scap'd a >_< tempest, 
Is straightway ^.^ cawm'd, ^-^ and OwO boawded xDD with a >w< piwate; 
xDD But now is Cade driven OwO back, ^.^ his ^-^ men ^w^ dispews'd, 
And now is York ^-^ in xDD awms uWu to ;;w;; second ^-^ him. 
^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, ^-^ Buckingham, ^w^ go ^-^ and meet xDD him 
And ask xDD him what's >w< the :3 weason :3 of uWu these arms. 
Tell xDD him >_< I'ww ^.^ send xDD Duke >_< Edmund uWu to >w< the Tower- 
And Somerset, ;;w;; we >w< wiww OwO commit ÚwÚ thee ^.^ thithew 
OwO Untiw ^.^ his >w< awmy >_< be dismiss'd OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
SOMERSET. ^w^ My lord, 
>_< I'ww yield myself uWu to prison willingly, 
>_> Ow >_< unto >_< death, uWu to do >_> my xDD countwy :33 good. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^.^ In :33 any case >_< be UwU nyot x3 too ^.^ wough ^-^ in OwO tewms, 
:3 Fow UwU he is :3 fiewce ^-^ and ;;w;; cannyot UwU bwook :33 hawd OwO wanguage. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ I will, >_> my lord, ^-^ and ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot ;;w;; so uWu to ^.^ deaw 
:33 As ;;w;; aww things >_< shaww ^.^ wedound >_< unto ^-^ youw :33 good. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. uWu Come, ÚwÚ wife, let's :33 in, ^-^ and learn uWu to >w< govewn ;;w;; bettew; 
:3 Fow yet ^w^ may ;;w;; Engwand xDD cuwse >_> my >_> wwetched reign. 
xDD Fwouwish. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE X. 
uWu Kent. >_> Iden's OwO gawden 

^-^ Entew CADE 

:3 CADE. Fie on UwU ambitions! Fie on x3 mysewf, ^w^ that have a >_< swowd ^-^ and yet am 
ready uWu to famish! These ÚwÚ five ^-^ days have ^-^ I :3 hid :33 me ^-^ in uWu these ^w^ woods ^-^ and 
durst UwU nyot ^.^ peep x3 out, for ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD countwy is OwO waid for x3 me; but now 
am ^-^ I ;;w;; so UwU hungwy that, >_> if ^-^ I :33 might have a ^.^ wease :3 of >_> my OwO wife for a 
>_> thousand OwO yeaws, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd x3 stay xDD nyo ^.^ wongew. Wherefore, on a UwU bwick 
:33 waww have ^-^ I ^.^ cwimb'd uWu into ^w^ this ^-^ gawden, uWu to see >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ can >w< eat grass 
>w< ow xDD pick a OwO sawwet uWu anyothew x3 whiwe, xDD which is UwU nyot >_> amiss uWu to cool a 
man's stomach ^w^ this hot x3 weathew. And ^-^ I xDD think ^w^ this :3 wowd 'sallet' 
>_> was >w< bown uWu to do :33 me ;;w;; good; for uWu many a time, but for a x3 sawwet, >_> my 
:3 bwain-pain ^w^ had OwO been >_> cweft xDD with a brown >_> biww; ^-^ and uWu many a time, 
uWu when ^-^ I have OwO been dry, ^-^ and ÚwÚ bwavewy marching, it hath ^w^ sewv'd :33 me 
:33 instead :3 of a >w< quawt-pot uWu to drink in; ^-^ and now >w< the :3 wowd 'sallet' 
must >_> sewve :33 me uWu to ;;w;; feed >_< on. 

^-^ Entew OwO IDEN 

IDEN. Lord, ;;w;; who :3 wouwd >_< wive ÚwÚ tuwmoiwed ^-^ in >w< the >w< couwt 
And ^w^ may ^.^ enjoy >_< such x3 quiet OwO wawks ÚwÚ as >_> these? 
^.^ This xDD smaww inheritance >_> my father UwU weft :33 me 
^.^ Contenteth me, ^-^ and worth a monarchy. 
^-^ I >w< seek UwU nyot uWu to ÚwÚ wax >_> gweat :3 by others' waning 
>_> Ow xDD gathew xDD weawth ^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot xDD with what envy; 
UwU Sufficeth ^w^ that ^-^ I have ^.^ maintains >_> my xDD state, 
And xDD sends >w< the x3 poow ^w^ weww ÚwÚ pweased OwO fwom >_> my ^-^ gate. 
:3 CADE. Here's >w< the lord :3 of >w< the soil come uWu to seize :33 me for a >_> stway, for 
^.^ entewing ^.^ his UwU fee-simpwe :33 without leave. >_< Ah, villain, >w< thou OwO wiwt 
:3 betway me, ^-^ and x3 get a >_> thousand ^.^ cwowns :3 of >w< the OwO King :3 by uWu cawwying >_> my 
^.^ head uWu to xDD him; but >_< I'ww uWu make ÚwÚ thee >w< eat >_> iwon OwO wike :3 an ^.^ ostwich ^-^ and 
:33 swawwow >_> my >_< swowd OwO wike a >_> gweat uWu pin ^-^ ewe >w< thou ^-^ and ^-^ I x3 pawt. 
IDEN. :3 Why, rude uWu companyion, ;;w;; whatsoe'ew >w< thou be, 
^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee not; why :33 then OwO shouwd ^-^ I :3 betway uWu thee? 
Is't UwU nyot :33 enyough uWu to x3 bweak uWu into >_> my OwO gawden 
And OwO wike a xDD thief uWu to come uWu to uWu wob >_> my ^-^ gwounds, 
>_< Cwimbing >_> my >_> wawws ^-^ in :33 spite :3 of :33 me >w< the owner, 
xDD But >w< thou OwO wiwt ^.^ bwave :33 me xDD with uWu these saucy terms? 
:3 CADE. Brave uWu thee? x3 Ay, :3 by >w< the uWu best UwU bwood ^w^ that ^-^ evew >_> was :33 bwoach'd, ^-^ and 
>w< beawd ÚwÚ thee >_< too. ÚwÚ Wook on :33 me ÚwÚ weww: ^-^ I have >w< eat xDD nyo ^.^ meat uWu these ÚwÚ five 
days, yet come >w< thou ^-^ and thy ÚwÚ five ^-^ men ^-^ and >_> if ^-^ I do UwU nyot uWu weave :33 you 
;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as ^-^ dead ÚwÚ as a uWu doow-nyaiw, ^-^ I pray >_> God ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyevew >w< eat grass 
>w< mowe. 
IDEN. Nay, it >_< shaww >w< nye'ew >_< be ^w^ said, :33 whiwe ;;w;; Engwand xDD stands, 
:33 That ÚwÚ Awexandew ;;w;; Iden, :3 an ÚwÚ esquiwe :3 of :3 Kent, 
^w^ Took ^.^ odds uWu to >_> combat a x3 poow famish'd man. 
Oppose thy >w< steadfast-gazing ^.^ eyes uWu to mine; 
ÚwÚ See >_> if >w< thou >_> canst outface :33 me xDD with thy ^-^ wooks; 
^-^ Set OwO wimb uWu to >_< wimb, ^-^ and >w< thou UwU awt far >w< the lesser; 
>w< Thy UwU hand is but a finger uWu to >_> my UwU fist, 
>w< Thy xDD weg a >_> stick compared xDD with ^w^ this >_> twuncheon; 
^w^ My ^.^ foot >_< shaww ^.^ fight xDD with ;;w;; aww >w< the >_> stwength >w< thou ^-^ hast, 
And >_> if mine ;;w;; awm >_< be heaved ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; aiw, 
>w< Thy grave is uWu digg'd uWu awweady ^-^ in >w< the earth. 
:33 As for >_< wowds, :3 whose :3 gweatnyess ^w^ answews >_< wowds, 
Let ^w^ this >_> my >_< swowd >_< wepowt what >_> speech forbears. 
:3 CADE. By >_> my uWu vawouw, >w< the :3 most complete uWu champion ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^-^ I >_< heawd! 
Steel, >_> if >w< thou ^w^ tuwn >w< the ^-^ edge, >w< ow cut UwU nyot :33 out >w< the :33 buwwy bon'd 
clown ^-^ in >_< chinyes :3 of beef ^-^ ewe >w< thou OwO sweep ^-^ in thy x3 sheath, ^-^ I uWu beseech 
>_> God on >_> my >_> knyees >w< thou ;;w;; mayst >_< be OwO tuwn'd uWu to x3 hobnyaiws. :33 [Hewe :33 they 
xDD fight; CADE falls] OwO O, ^-^ I am ^.^ swain! :33 faminye ^-^ and xDD nyo x3 othew hath OwO swain 
>w< me. Let >_< ten >_> thousand devils come ÚwÚ against me, ^-^ and >w< give :33 me but >w< the 
>_< ten meals ^-^ I have >_> wost, ^-^ and uWu I'd :33 defy them ÚwÚ aww. Wither, ^-^ gawden, ^-^ and 
>_< be >w< hencefowth a burying :3 pwace uWu to ;;w;; aww ^w^ that do dwell ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu house, 
ÚwÚ because >w< the :33 unconquewed ^w^ souw :3 of Cade is ^.^ fwed. 
IDEN. Is't Cade ^w^ that ^-^ I have slain, ^w^ that monstrous >_< twaitow? 
OwO Swowd, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< hawwow ÚwÚ thee for ^w^ this thy deed 
And ;;w;; hang ÚwÚ thee ^.^ o'ew >_> my ^.^ tomb uWu when ^-^ I am xDD dead. 
>w< Nye'ew >_< shaww ^w^ this UwU bwood >_< be :33 wiped OwO fwom thy point, 
xDD But >w< thou xDD shawt >_< weaw it ÚwÚ as a >_> hewawd's ÚwÚ coat 
>_< To :3 embwaze >w< the >w< honyouw ^w^ that thy ^w^ mastew got. 
:3 CADE. ;;w;; Iden, :3 faweweww; ^-^ and >_< be ÚwÚ pwoud :3 of thy victory. Tell ^w^ Kent OwO fwom 
:33 me she hath :33 wost ;;w;; hew uWu best ;;w;; man, ^-^ and :3 exhowt ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd uWu to >_< be 
ÚwÚ cowawds; for ;;w;; I, ^w^ that UwU nyevew OwO feawed ;;w;; any, am >_< vanquished :3 by ;;w;; faminye, 
UwU nyot :3 by ÚwÚ vawouw. x3 [Dies] 
IDEN. UwU How ÚwÚ much >w< thou :3 wwong'st me, :3 heaven >_< be >_> my judge. 
;;w;; Die, uWu damnyed ÚwÚ wwetch, >w< the xDD cuwse :3 of ;;w;; hew ^w^ that uWu bawe ^-^ thee! 
And ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ;;w;; thwust thy body ^-^ in xDD with >_> my ;;w;; swowd, 
So :33 wish ;;w;; I, ^-^ I :33 might ;;w;; thwust thy ^w^ souw uWu to hell. 
^.^ Hence >w< wiww ^-^ I drag ÚwÚ thee headlong :3 by >w< the ^.^ heews 
uWu Unto a >w< dunghiww, xDD which >_< shaww >_< be thy :3 gwave, 
And >w< thewe cut off thy :3 most ungracious head, 
Which ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; beaw ^-^ in ÚwÚ twiumph uWu to >w< the :3 King, 
:3 Weaving thy ^-^ twunk for crows uWu to ;;w;; feed >_> upon. x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
:33 Fiewds between ^-^ Dawtfowd ^-^ and ;;w;; Bwackheath 

^-^ Entew ^-^ YOWK, ^-^ and ^.^ his >w< awmy :3 of :33 Iwish, xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and ^w^ cowouws 

UwU YOWK. ^w^ Fwom :3 Iwewand UwU thus ÚwÚ comes York uWu to x3 cwaim ^.^ his >w< wight 
And pluck >w< the crown OwO fwom feeble x3 Henwy's head: 
Ring xDD bewws aloud, burn bonfires UwU cweaw ^-^ and bright, 
>_< To entertain >_> gweat uWu Engwand's x3 wawfuw ^w^ king. 
>_< Ah, >_< sancta majestas! ;;w;; who :3 wouwd UwU nyot :3 buy ÚwÚ thee uWu deaw? 
Let them xDD obey ^w^ that UwU knyows UwU nyot how uWu to >_< wuwe; 
^.^ This UwU hand >_> was uWu made uWu to handle :33 nyought but ^w^ gowd. 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >w< give UwU due action uWu to >_> my >_> wowds 
Except a >_< swowd >w< ow >w< sceptwe ^-^ bawance uWu it. 
xDD A >w< sceptwe >_< shaww it uWu have, have ^-^ I a ^w^ souw 
:3 On xDD which >_< I'ww x3 toss >w< the flower-de-luce :3 of >_< Fwance. 

^-^ Entew BUCKINGHAM 

[Aside] ^-^ Whom have ;;w;; we :33 hewe? ^-^ Buckingham, uWu to >_> distuwb ÚwÚ me? 
^.^ The OwO King hath >_> sent :3 him, sure: ^-^ I must OwO dissembwe. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. :33 Yowk, >_> if >w< thou meanest ^w^ weww ^-^ I >_< gweet ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. 
UwU YOWK. ^.^ Humphwey :3 of ^-^ Buckingham, ^-^ I uWu accept thy greeting. 
^-^ Awt >w< thou a ^.^ messengew, >w< ow come :3 of OwO pweasuwe? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. xDD A ^.^ messengew OwO fwom Henry, x3 ouw x3 dwead liege, 
>_< To >_< knyow >w< the :3 weason :3 of uWu these xDD awms ^-^ in >_< peace; 
>_> Ow why UwU thou, being a xDD subject ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am, 
Against thy oath ^-^ and OwO twue x3 awwegiance :3 swown, 
^.^ Shouwd xDD waise ;;w;; so >_> gweat a ÚwÚ powew :33 without ^.^ his leave, 
>_> Ow dare uWu to >_< bwing thy ÚwÚ fowce ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw >w< the ^.^ couwt. 
UwU YOWK. [Aside] >w< Scawce ^w^ can ^-^ I :3 speak, >_> my choler is ;;w;; so great. 
OwO O, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ;;w;; hew :3 up rocks ^-^ and ^.^ fight xDD with :33 fwint, 
^-^ I am ;;w;; so >w< angwy :3 at uWu these >w< abject >_< tewms; 
And uWu nyow, OwO wike Ajax ÚwÚ Tewamonyius, 
:3 On ^.^ sheep >w< ow >_> oxen ^-^ couwd ^-^ I ÚwÚ spend >_> my uWu fuwy. 
^-^ I am far xDD bettew >w< bown than is >w< the :3 King, 
x3 Mowe OwO wike a uWu king, :33 mowe UwU kingwy ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ thoughts; 
xDD But ^-^ I must uWu make ^.^ faiw weather yet >_< awhiwe, 
xDD Tiww Henry >_< be :33 mowe ^w^ weak ^-^ and ^-^ I :33 mowe >w< stwong.- 
^-^ Buckingham, ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, >w< pawdon :33 me 
:33 That ^-^ I have ÚwÚ given xDD nyo answer ;;w;; aww ^w^ this while; 
^w^ My ;;w;; mind >_> was xDD twoubwed xDD with ;;w;; deep melancholy. 
^.^ The >_< cause why ^-^ I have brought ^w^ this >w< awmy ÚwÚ hithew 
Is uWu to >w< wemove ÚwÚ pwoud :33 Somewset OwO fwom >w< the :3 King, 
^-^ Seditious uWu to ^.^ his Grace ^-^ and uWu to >w< the x3 state. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. :33 That is x3 too ÚwÚ much presumption on thy :3 pawt; 
xDD But >_> if thy xDD awms >_< be uWu to xDD nyo x3 othew ^w^ end, 
^.^ The OwO King hath ÚwÚ yiewded >_< unto thy ÚwÚ demand: 
^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of :33 Somewset is ^-^ in >w< the >_> Towew. 
UwU YOWK. ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ thinye ;;w;; honyouw, is UwU he >_> pwisonyew? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Upon mine ;;w;; honyouw, UwU he is prisoner. 
UwU YOWK. OwO Then, ^-^ Buckingham, ^-^ I do ÚwÚ dismiss >_> my :3 pow'ws. 
:3 Sowdiews, ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you all; ^.^ dispewse :33 youwsewves; 
Meet :33 me uWu to-mowwow ^-^ in ^-^ Saint ^w^ Geowge's ^.^ fiewd, 
You >_< shaww have ^-^ pay ^-^ and ;;w;; evewything :33 you wish. 
And let >_> my uWu soveweign, x3 viwtuous Henry, 
ÚwÚ Command >_> my :3 ewdest son, :33 nyay, ;;w;; aww >_> my :3 sons, 
:33 As pledges :3 of >_> my x3 feawty ^-^ and :3 wove. 
>_< I'ww ^.^ send them ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as OwO wiwwing ÚwÚ as ^-^ I live: 
uWu Wands, goods, ^.^ howse, UwU awmouw, anything ^-^ I uWu have, 
Is ^.^ his uWu to :33 use, ;;w;; so :33 Somewset ^w^ may ^.^ die. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. :33 Yowk, ^-^ I >w< commend ^w^ this uWu kind >w< submission. 
OwO We ;;w;; twain >w< wiww ^w^ go uWu into ^.^ his ^-^ Highnyess' ^-^ tent. 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, ^-^ and attendants 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ Buckingham, x3 doth York >_> intend xDD nyo ^-^ hawm uWu to us, 
:33 That UwU thus UwU he >w< mawcheth xDD with ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; awm ^-^ in UwU awm? 
UwU YOWK. ^.^ In ;;w;; aww submission ^-^ and uWu humiwity 
York x3 doth present himself >_< unto ^-^ youw uWu Highnyess. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU Then what :33 intends uWu these forces >w< thou dost bring? 
UwU YOWK. >_< To :3 heave >w< the UwU twaitow :33 Somewset OwO fwom OwO hence, 
And ^.^ fight ÚwÚ against ^w^ that monstrous ÚwÚ webew Cade, 
>_< Who >_> since ^-^ I heard uWu to >_< be :33 discomfited. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; IDEN, xDD with :33 CADE's ^.^ head 

IDEN. UwU If >w< onye ;;w;; so rude ^-^ and :3 of ;;w;; so UwU mean ;;w;; condition 
:3 May ^w^ pass uWu into >w< the presence :3 of a uWu king, 
:3 Wo, ^-^ I present ^-^ youw Grace a OwO twaitow's head, 
^.^ The ^.^ head :3 of Cade, whom ^-^ I ^-^ in >_> combat ^.^ swew. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^.^ The ^.^ head :3 of ^w^ Cade! Great God, how UwU just UwU awt >_< Thou! 
OwO O, let :33 me ^-^ view ^.^ his visage, being >_> dead, 
:33 That >_< wiving :33 wwought :33 me >_< such :3 exceeding >_< twoubwe. 
Tell me, >_> my ^.^ fwiend, UwU awt >w< thou >w< the man ^w^ that slew him? 
IDEN. ^-^ I ^w^ was, ^w^ an't OwO wike ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU How UwU awt >w< thou call'd? And what is thy >w< degwee? 
IDEN. ÚwÚ Awexandew ;;w;; Iden, UwU that's >_> my name; 
xDD A x3 poow ÚwÚ esquiwe :3 of ^w^ Kent ^w^ that >_< woves ^.^ his ^w^ king. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. So UwU pwease it ^.^ you, >_> my lord, x3 'twewe UwU nyot >_> amiss 
He were >w< cweated :33 knyight for ^.^ his ^w^ good ^.^ sewvice. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ;;w;; Iden, kneel down. UwU [He ;;w;; knyeews] ^-^ Wise :3 up a knight. 
OwO We >w< give ÚwÚ thee for OwO wewawd a >_> thousand uWu mawks, 
And >w< wiww ^w^ that >w< thou OwO thencefowth ^-^ attend on :33 us. 
IDEN. :3 May :33 Iden >_< wive uWu to UwU mewit >_< such a xDD bounty, 
And UwU nyevew >_< wive but OwO twue >_< unto ^.^ his liege! 

^-^ Entew >w< the >_< QUEEN ^-^ and x3 SOMEWSET 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. See, ;;w;; Buckingham! :33 Somewset ÚwÚ comes xDD with >_> th' OwO Queen: 
^.^ Go, :33 bid ;;w;; hew xDD hide xDD him quickly OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
>_< QUEEN. :3 Fow >_> thousand Yorks UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyot xDD hide ^.^ his head, 
xDD But >_< bowdwy >_< stand ^-^ and UwU fwont xDD him uWu to ^.^ his OwO face. 
UwU YOWK. UwU How OwO nyow! Is :33 Somewset :3 at OwO wibewty? 
OwO Then, :33 Yowk, OwO unwoose thy >w< wong-impwisonyed ;;w;; thoughts 
And let thy tongue >_< be xDD equaw xDD with thy >w< heawt. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ^w^ enduwe >w< the :33 sight :3 of UwU Somewset? 
OwO Fawse uWu king, why UwU hast >w< thou x3 bwoken faith xDD with me, 
^.^ Knyowing how hardly ^-^ I ^w^ can UwU bwook abuse? 
OwO King >w< did ^-^ I UwU caww uWu thee? x3 Nyo, >w< thou UwU awt UwU nyot :3 king; 
uWu Nyot >w< fit uWu to >w< govewn ^-^ and rule multitudes, 
Which dar'st not, uWu nyo, >_< nyow >_> canst UwU nyot rule a >w< twaitow. 
:33 That ^.^ head :3 of ^w^ thinye x3 doth UwU nyot ^-^ become a >_> cwown; 
>w< Thy UwU hand is uWu made uWu to xDD gwasp a palmer's xDD staff, 
And UwU nyot uWu to ^.^ gwace :3 an >_> awfuw ÚwÚ pwincewy :33 sceptwe. 
:33 That >_< gowd must :3 wound >w< engiwt uWu these x3 bwows :3 of uWu minye, 
>_< Whose ÚwÚ smiwe ^-^ and frown, OwO wike uWu to ÚwÚ Achiwwes' UwU speaw, 
Is able xDD with >w< the ^w^ change uWu to kill ^-^ and cure. 
uWu Hewe is a UwU hand uWu to hold a >w< sceptwe xDD up, 
And xDD with >w< the ^-^ same uWu to :3 act >_> contwowwing laws. 
^w^ Give ;;w;; pwace. By :33 heaven, >w< thou xDD shawt rule xDD nyo :33 mowe 
ÚwÚ O'ew xDD him whom :3 heaven >w< cweated for thy x3 wuwew. 
SOMERSET. O monstrous xDD twaitow! ^-^ I OwO awwest ^-^ thee, :33 Yowk, 
Of capital treason uWu 'gainst >w< the OwO King ^-^ and ;;w;; cwown. 
xDD Obey, x3 audacious >_> twaitow; kneel for grace. 
UwU YOWK. Wouldst have :33 me >w< knyeew? >_< Fiwst let :33 me ask :3 of :3 these, 
UwU If :33 they ^w^ can UwU bwook ^-^ I bow a :33 knyee uWu to man. 
^w^ Siwwah, UwU caww ^-^ in >_> my sons uWu to >_< be >_> my OwO baiw: x3 Exit attendant 
^-^ I :33 knyow, ^-^ ewe thy >w< wiww have :33 me ^w^ go uWu to >_> wawd, 
>w< They'ww :33 pawn their swords for >_> my :33 enfwanchisement. 
>_< QUEEN. x3 Caww ÚwÚ hithew UwU Cwiffowd; :33 bid xDD him come >w< amain, 
>_< To say >_> if ^w^ that >w< the ^w^ bastawd >_< boys :3 of York 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be >w< the UwU suwety for their UwU twaitow :33 fathew. 
x3 Exit BUCKINGHAM 
UwU YOWK. O >w< bwood-bespotted ^-^ Nyeapowitan, 
xDD Outcast :3 of Naples, uWu Engwand's ÚwÚ bwoody scourge! 
^.^ The sons :3 of :33 Yowk, thy uWu bettews ^-^ in their ^-^ biwth, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be their >_> fathew's xDD baiw; ^-^ and uWu banye uWu to those 
:33 That for >_> my UwU suwety >w< wiww :3 wefuse >w< the boys! 

^-^ Entew xDD EDWAWD ^-^ and >_> WICHAWD ^.^ PWANTAGENyET 

ÚwÚ See >w< whewe :33 they ;;w;; come: >_< I'ww warrant ^.^ they'ww uWu make it :33 good. 

^-^ Entew CLIFFORD ^-^ and ^.^ his ÚwÚ SON 

>_< QUEEN. And ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes x3 Cwiffowd uWu to uWu deny their ;;w;; baiw. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. Health ^-^ and ;;w;; aww happiness uWu to >_> my lord >w< the King! 
^-^ [Knyeews] 
UwU YOWK. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ Cwiffowd. >w< Say, what OwO nyews xDD with uWu thee? 
Nay, do UwU nyot xDD fwight uWu us xDD with :3 an >w< angwy look. 
OwO We are thy uWu soveweign, x3 Cwiffowd, kneel UwU again; 
:3 Fow thy mistaking ;;w;; so, ;;w;; we >w< pawdon ;;w;; thee. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. ^.^ This is >_> my :3 King, :33 Yowk, ^-^ I do UwU nyot uWu mistake; 
xDD But >w< thou UwU mistakes :33 me ÚwÚ much uWu to xDD think ^-^ I do. 
>_< To ÚwÚ Bedwam xDD with uWu him! Is >w< the man x3 gwown :3 mad? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Ay, UwU Cwiffowd; a ÚwÚ bedwam ^-^ and ambitious OwO humouw 
uWu Makes xDD him ^w^ oppose himself ÚwÚ against ^.^ his ^w^ king. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. He is a >_> twaitow; let xDD him uWu to >w< the :3 Towew, 
And >w< chop xDD away ^w^ that factious ^.^ pate :3 of >w< his. 
>_< QUEEN. He is ^-^ awwested, but >w< wiww UwU nyot uWu obey; 
:33 His :3 sons, UwU he x3 says, >_< shaww >w< give their >_> wowds for ^-^ him. 
UwU YOWK. Will :33 you not, OwO sons? 
EDWARD. x3 Ay, ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ fathew, >_> if x3 ouw >_> wowds >w< wiww >_> sewve. 
RICHARD. And >_> if >_> wowds >w< wiww not, :33 then x3 ouw ÚwÚ weapons uWu shaww. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. :3 Why, what a brood :3 of x3 twaitows have ;;w;; we ^w^ hewe! 
UwU YOWK. ÚwÚ Wook ^-^ in a xDD gwass, ^-^ and UwU caww thy UwU image xDD so: 
^-^ I am thy uWu king, ^-^ and >w< thou a OwO fawse-heawt >w< twaitow. 
x3 Caww ÚwÚ hithew uWu to >w< the ^-^ stake >_> my x3 two ^.^ bwave bears, 
:33 That xDD with >w< the :3 vewy ^w^ shaking :3 of their uWu chains 
xDD They ^w^ may OwO astonyish uWu these :3 feww-wuwking curs. 
OwO Bid Salisbury ^-^ and :33 Wawwick come uWu to >w< me. 

^-^ Entew >w< the >_> EAWWS UwU OF :3 WAWWICK ^-^ and ^.^ SAWISBUWY 

>_> CWIFFOWD. ;;w;; Awe uWu these thy UwU beaws? >w< We'ww uWu bait thy >_< beaws uWu to >_< death, 
And ;;w;; manyacwe >w< the ;;w;; bewawd ^-^ in their :33 chains, 
UwU If >w< thou dar'st >_< bwing them uWu to >w< the >_< baiting-pwace. 
RICHARD. >_> Oft have ^-^ I seen a hot ^.^ o'ew >_< weenying ^-^ cuw 
ÚwÚ Wun >_< back ^-^ and ^-^ bite, ÚwÚ because UwU he >_> was :3 withhewd; 
^-^ Who, being suffer'd, xDD with >w< the OwO beaw's uWu feww :33 paw, 
uWu Hath ÚwÚ cwapp'd ^.^ his xDD taiw between ^.^ his ÚwÚ wegs ^-^ and cried; 
And >_< such a piece :3 of UwU sewvice >w< wiww :33 you ÚwÚ do, 
UwU If :33 you ^w^ oppose :33 youwsewves uWu to ^.^ match xDD Wowd >_< Wawwick. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. :33 Hence, uWu heap :3 of wrath, ÚwÚ fouw >w< indigested ^w^ wump, 
:33 As ^-^ cwooked ^-^ in thy :3 mannyews ÚwÚ as thy ;;w;; shape! 
UwU YOWK. Nay, ;;w;; we >_< shaww ÚwÚ heat :33 you thoroughly ;;w;; anyon. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. Take ^-^ heed, >_> west :3 by ^-^ youw ÚwÚ heat :33 you burn xDD youwsewves. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 Why, ;;w;; Wawwick, hath thy :33 knyee :3 fowgot uWu to >_< bow? 
Old ^-^ Sawisbuwy, OwO shame uWu to thy silver ^-^ haiw, 
Thou uWu mad misleader :3 of thy >_< bwainsick OwO son! 
^w^ What, OwO wiwt >w< thou on thy uWu death-bed uWu pway >w< the :33 wuffian 
And >w< seek for >_> sowwow xDD with thy ^-^ spectacwes? 
OwO O, >w< whewe is faith? OwO O, >w< whewe is :3 woyawty? 
UwU If it >_< be ÚwÚ banyish'd OwO fwom >w< the UwU fwosty head, 
;;w;; Whewe >_< shaww it find a ÚwÚ hawbouw ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ eawth? 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou ^w^ go dig a grave uWu to find :33 out ^-^ waw 
And OwO shame ^w^ thinye >w< honyouwabwe age xDD with :3 bwood? 
^.^ Why UwU awt >w< thou >_< owd, ^-^ and >_< want'st :33 expewience? 
>_> Ow wherefore dost ;;w;; abuse ^w^ it, >_> if >w< thou UwU hast it? 
:3 Fow shame! ^.^ In >_> duty ;;w;; bend thy :33 knyee uWu to me, 
:33 That UwU bows >_< unto >w< the grave xDD with x3 mickwe age. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I have :33 considewed xDD with myself 
^.^ The tide :3 of ^w^ this :3 most x3 wenyownyed duke, 
And ^-^ in >_> my >w< conscience do xDD wepute ^.^ his Grace 
^.^ The UwU wightfuw >_< heiw uWu to uWu Engwand's ;;w;; woyaw uWu seat. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Hast >w< thou UwU nyot ^w^ swown x3 awwegiance >_< unto ÚwÚ me? 
UwU SAWISBUWY. ^-^ I >w< have. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ Canst >w< thou uWu dispense xDD with :3 heaven for >_< such :3 an uWu oath? 
UwU SAWISBUWY. >_> It is >_> gweat x3 sin uWu to xDD sweaw >_< unto a >_> sin; 
xDD But greater x3 sin uWu to :3 keep a OwO sinfuw oath. 
>_< Who ^w^ can >_< be ^.^ bound :3 by :33 any solemn OwO vow 
>_< To do a murd'rous deed, uWu to uWu wob a ;;w;; man, 
>_< To ÚwÚ fowce a >_> spotwess virgin's ^-^ chastity, 
>_< To ;;w;; weave >w< the ^.^ owphan :3 of ^.^ his >_> patwimony, 
>_< To ÚwÚ wwing >w< the widow OwO fwom ;;w;; hew ^-^ custom'd >_< wight, 
And have xDD nyo x3 othew :3 weason for ^w^ this ^-^ wwong 
xDD But ^w^ that UwU he >_> was ^.^ bound :3 by a solemn uWu oath? 
>_< QUEEN. xDD A ^w^ subtwe UwU twaitow xDD nyeeds xDD nyo ÚwÚ sophistew. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Caww ^-^ Buckingham, ^-^ and :33 bid xDD him ;;w;; awm ^.^ himsewf. 
UwU YOWK. x3 Caww ^-^ Buckingham, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< fwiends >w< thou ^-^ hast, 
^-^ I am ^w^ wesowv'd for ÚwÚ death >w< ow ^w^ dignyity. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. ^.^ The >_> fiwst ^-^ I warrant ^-^ thee, >_> if ^.^ dweams >_< pwove :3 twue. 
^-^ WAWWICK. You were uWu best uWu to ^w^ go uWu to bed ^-^ and dream ;;w;; again 
>_< To :3 keep ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom >w< the tempest :3 of >w< the field. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. ^-^ I am ^w^ wesowv'd uWu to ;;w;; beaw a greater ^-^ stowm 
uWu Than :33 any >w< thou >_> canst ^-^ conjuwe :3 up xDD to-day; 
And ^w^ that >_< I'ww xDD wwite upon thy burgonet, 
:33 Might ^-^ I but >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee :3 by thy household badge. 
^-^ WAWWICK. xDD Nyow, :3 by >_> my >_> fathew's xDD badge, old ^-^ Nyeviw's >w< cwest, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ wampant ;;w;; beaw >_< chain'd uWu to >w< the ragged xDD staff, 
^.^ This x3 day >_< I'ww >_< weaw ÚwÚ awoft >_> my burgonet, 
:33 As on a xDD mountain-top >w< the uWu cedaw shows, 
:33 That xDD keeps ^.^ his leaves ^-^ in :33 spite :3 of :33 any ^w^ stowm, 
uWu Even uWu to OwO affwight ÚwÚ thee xDD with >w< the ^-^ view :3 theweof. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. And OwO fwom thy OwO buwgonyet >_< I'ww rend thy ;;w;; beaw 
And ÚwÚ twead it ^.^ undew ^.^ foot xDD with ;;w;; aww ^w^ contempt, 
x3 Despite >w< the ;;w;; bewawd ^w^ that ÚwÚ pwotects >w< the bear. 
>w< YOUNG >_> CWIFFOWD. And ;;w;; so uWu to ^w^ awms, victorious ^-^ fathew, 
>_< To xDD queww >w< the ;;w;; webews ^-^ and their >w< compwices. 
RICHARD. xDD Fie! charity, for shame! OwO Speak UwU nyot ^-^ in uWu spite, 
:3 Fow :33 you >_< shaww ÚwÚ sup xDD with :33 Jesu uWu Chwist xDD to-nyight. 
>w< YOUNG >_> CWIFFOWD. ^.^ Fouw >_< stigmatic, UwU that's :33 mowe than >w< thou >_> canst xDD teww. 
RICHARD. UwU If UwU nyot ^-^ in :33 heaven, ^.^ you'ww surely ÚwÚ sup ^-^ in hell. 
Exeunt ^.^ sevewawwy 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^-^ Saint x3 Awbans 

^-^ Awawums uWu to >w< the uWu battwe. ^-^ Entew :3 WAWWICK 

^-^ WAWWICK. x3 Cwiffowd :3 of Cumberland, ÚwÚ 'tis :33 Wawwick calls; 
And >_> if >w< thou dost UwU nyot xDD hide ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom >w< the ^.^ beaw, 
xDD Nyow, uWu when >w< the >w< angwy OwO twumpet sounds alarum 
And ^-^ dead men's cries do fill >w< the uWu empty ;;w;; aiw, 
x3 Cwiffowd, ^-^ I say, come ^-^ fowth ^-^ and ^.^ fight xDD with >w< me. 
Proud xDD nyowthewn lord, x3 Cwiffowd :3 of Cumberland, 
:3 WAWWICK is ^w^ hoawse xDD with >_< cawwing ÚwÚ thee uWu to arms. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ YOWK 

UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe lord! x3 what, ;;w;; aww >_< a-foot? 
UwU YOWK. ^.^ The :3 deadwy-handed x3 Cwiffowd slew >_> my >_> steed; 
xDD But ^.^ match uWu to ^.^ match ^-^ I have :3 encount'wed :3 him, 
And uWu made a prey for ^.^ cawwion OwO kites ^-^ and crows 
uWu Even :3 of >w< the ^.^ bonny beast UwU he :3 wov'd ;;w;; so ^.^ weww. 

^-^ Entew OLD CLIFFORD 

^-^ WAWWICK. Of >w< onye >w< ow x3 both :3 of uWu us >w< the :3 time is ^-^ come. 
UwU YOWK. Hold, ;;w;; Wawwick, >w< seek ÚwÚ thee :33 out ÚwÚ some x3 othew ;;w;; chase, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I myself must >_> hunt ^w^ this ^.^ deew uWu to ^-^ death. 
^-^ WAWWICK. OwO Then, nobly, >_> Yowk; ÚwÚ 'tis for a crown >w< thou ÚwÚ fight'st. 
:33 As ^-^ I OwO intend, x3 Cwiffowd, uWu to :3 thwive uWu to-day, 
>_> It ÚwÚ gwieves >_> my ^w^ souw uWu to uWu weave ÚwÚ thee >w< unyassaiw'd. x3 Exit 
>_> CWIFFOWD. :3 What ^.^ seest >w< thou ^-^ in me, >_> Yowk? ^.^ Why dost >w< thou pause? 
UwU YOWK. With thy ^.^ bwave ÚwÚ beawing OwO shouwd ^-^ I >_< be ^-^ in :33 wove 
xDD But ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt ;;w;; so fast mine >_> enyemy. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. >_> Nyow OwO shouwd thy uWu pwowess >_< want praise ^-^ and ^-^ esteem 
xDD But ^w^ that ÚwÚ 'tis >_< shown ignobly ^-^ and ^-^ in x3 tweason. 
UwU YOWK. So let it :33 hewp :33 me now ÚwÚ against thy ;;w;; swowd, 
:33 As ^-^ I ^-^ in ÚwÚ justice ^-^ and OwO twue >w< wight OwO expwess x3 it! 
>_> CWIFFOWD. ^w^ My ^w^ souw ^-^ and body on >w< the action ^.^ both! 
UwU YOWK. xDD A dreadful :3 way! Address ÚwÚ thee instantly. 
;;w;; [They ^.^ fight ^-^ and CLIFFORD falls] 
>_> CWIFFOWD. ^.^ Wa xDD fin xDD couwonnye OwO wes OwO oeuvwes. x3 [Dies] 
UwU YOWK. Thus ^-^ waw hath ÚwÚ given ÚwÚ thee OwO peace, for >w< thou UwU awt >w< stiww. 
>_> Peace xDD with ^.^ his ^w^ souw, :33 heaven, >_> if it >_< be thy >_> wiww! x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew >w< YOUNG CLIFFORD 

>w< YOUNG >_> CWIFFOWD. ;;w;; Shame ^-^ and >w< confusion! ;;w;; Aww is on >w< the >_> wout; 
Fear uWu fwames ^-^ disowdew, ^-^ and uWu disowdew >_< wounds 
;;w;; Whewe it OwO shouwd ^w^ guawd. O >w< waw, >w< thou ^-^ son :3 of uWu heww, 
^-^ Whom >w< angwy heavens do uWu make their :33 minyistew, 
x3 Thwow ^-^ in >w< the >_> fwozen xDD bosoms :3 of x3 ouw ^.^ pawt 
;;w;; Hot UwU coaws :3 of vengeance! Let xDD nyo >w< sowdiew ^w^ fwy. 
He ^w^ that is >_< twuwy ^.^ dedicate uWu to ^-^ waw 
uWu Hath xDD nyo ;;w;; sewf-wove; >_< nyow UwU he ^w^ that >_< woves himself 
uWu Hath UwU nyot ÚwÚ essentiawwy, but :3 by circumstance, 
^.^ The name :3 of ÚwÚ vawouw. [Sees ^.^ his >_> fathew's body] 
OwO O, let >w< the :3 viwe UwU wowwd UwU end 
And >w< the uWu pwemised ^-^ fwames :3 of >w< the last x3 day 
>w< Knyit earth ^-^ and :3 heaven >_< togethew! 
:3 Nyow let >w< the ^-^ genyewaw OwO twumpet x3 bwow ^.^ his >w< bwast, 
uWu Pawticuwawities ^-^ and xDD petty sounds 
>_< To x3 cease! UwU Wast >w< thou ordain'd, dear ^-^ fathew, 
>_< To ;;w;; wose thy ^w^ youth ^-^ in peace ^-^ and uWu to achieve 
^.^ The silver ;;w;; wivewy :3 of advised :3 age, 
And ^-^ in thy xDD wevewence ^-^ and thy xDD chaiw-days UwU thus 
>_< To :33 die ^-^ in :33 wuffian ^.^ battwe? uWu Even :3 at ^w^ this :33 sight 
^w^ My :33 heawt is OwO tuwn'd uWu to UwU stonye; ^-^ and :33 whiwe ÚwÚ 'tis mine 
>_> It >_< shaww >_< be OwO stony. York UwU nyot x3 ouw old ^-^ men spares; 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe >w< wiww ^-^ I their ^.^ babes. ÚwÚ Teaws >w< viwginyaw 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be uWu to :33 me uWu even ÚwÚ as >w< the UwU dew uWu to ^w^ fiwe; 
And OwO beauty, ^w^ that >w< the x3 tywant oft ^w^ wecwaims, 
ÚwÚ Shaww uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ fwaming >w< wwath >_< be oil ^-^ and uWu fwax. 
>_> Hencefowth ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot have uWu to do xDD with xDD pity: 
Meet ^-^ I :3 an infant :3 of >w< the house :3 of :33 Yowk, 
>w< Into ÚwÚ as uWu many :3 gobbets >w< wiww ^-^ I cut it 
:33 As wild Medea xDD young Absyrtus ^w^ did; 
^.^ In OwO cwuewty >w< wiww ^-^ I >w< seek :33 out >_> my fame. 
uWu Come, >w< thou xDD nyew ^.^ wuin :3 of old uWu Cwiffowd's house; 
:33 As >w< did >w< Aenyeas old ;;w;; Anchises ^.^ beaw, 
So ;;w;; beaw ^-^ I ÚwÚ thee upon >_> my uWu manwy >w< shouwdews; 
xDD But :33 then >w< Aenyeas uWu bawe a >_< wiving >_< woad, 
Nothing ;;w;; so >_< heavy ÚwÚ as uWu these ^-^ woes :3 of >_< minye. 
x3 Exit xDD with >w< the body 

^-^ Entew >_> WICHAWD ^-^ and x3 SOMEWSET uWu to :3 fight. x3 SOMEWSET is OwO kiwwed 

RICHARD. ;;w;; So, >_< wie >w< thou >_> thewe; 
:3 Fow >w< undewnyeath :3 an >w< awehouse' paltry :33 sign, 
^.^ The :33 Castwe ^-^ in ^-^ Saint Albans, :33 Somewset 
uWu Hath uWu made >w< the wizard famous ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ death. 
OwO Swowd, hold thy uWu tempew; heart, >_< be ^.^ wwathfuw ^w^ stiww: 
OwO Pwiests pray for :33 enyemies, but ^.^ pwinces >_> kiww. x3 Exit 

Fight. Excursions. ^-^ Entew x3 KING, ^w^ QUEEN, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

>_< QUEEN. :3 Away, >_> my lord! You are ÚwÚ swow; for >w< shame, uWu away! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> Can ;;w;; we >w< outwun >w< the ^w^ heavens? Good xDD Mawgawet, stay. 
>_< QUEEN. :3 What are :33 you uWu made of? >_< You'ww >_< nyow ^.^ fight >_< nyow ^w^ fwy. 
:3 Nyow is it manhood, OwO wisdom, ^-^ and ;;w;; defence, 
>_< To >w< give >w< the enemy OwO way, ^-^ and uWu to ;;w;; secuwe uWu us 
By what ;;w;; we can, xDD which ^w^ can xDD nyo :33 mowe but ^w^ fwy. 
OwO [Awawum ;;w;; afaw uWu off] 
UwU If :33 you >_< be ;;w;; ta'en, ;;w;; we :33 then OwO shouwd see >w< the ÚwÚ bottom 
Of ;;w;; aww x3 ouw fortunes; but >_> if ;;w;; we ÚwÚ hapwy scape- 
:33 As ^w^ weww ;;w;; we ;;w;; may, >_> if UwU nyot through ^-^ youw UwU nyegwect- 
OwO We >_< shaww uWu to :33 Wondon >w< get, >w< whewe :33 you are lov'd, 
And >w< whewe ^w^ this x3 bweach now ^-^ in x3 ouw UwU fowtunyes uWu made 
:3 May readily >_< be uWu stopp'd. 

^-^ We-entew >w< YOUNG CLIFFORD 

>w< YOUNG >_> CWIFFOWD. xDD But ^w^ that >_> my xDD heawt's on xDD futuwe ÚwÚ mischief ÚwÚ set, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU speak UwU bwasphemy ^-^ ewe :33 bid :33 you fly; 
xDD But OwO fwy :33 you uWu must; :3 uncuwabwe ;;w;; discomfit 
UwU Weigns ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ heawts :3 of ;;w;; aww x3 ouw present UwU pawts. 
:3 Away, for ^-^ youw ^.^ wewief! ^-^ and ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_< wive 
>_< To see their x3 day ^-^ and them x3 ouw xDD fowtunye ^-^ give. 
:3 Away, >_> my lord, uWu away! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
:33 Fiewds uWu nyeaw ^-^ Saint x3 Awbans 

:33 Awawum. OwO Wetweat. ^-^ Entew ^-^ YOWK, ;;w;; WICHAWD, :33 WAWWICK, ^-^ and ^w^ sowdiews, 
xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and ^w^ cowouws 

UwU YOWK. Of ^-^ Sawisbuwy, ;;w;; who ^w^ can >_< wepowt :3 of :3 him, 
:33 That xDD wintew x3 wion, ;;w;; who ^-^ in xDD wage forgets 
OwO Aged >_> contusions ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >_> bwush :3 of :3 time 
And, OwO wike a gallant ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ bwow :3 of uWu youth, 
uWu Wepaiws xDD him xDD with occasion? ^.^ This happy x3 day 
Is UwU nyot :3 itsewf, >_< nyow have ;;w;; we won >w< onye >w< foot, 
UwU If Salisbury >_< be lost. 
RICHARD. ^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ fathew, 
Three xDD times xDD to-day ^-^ I ^-^ howp xDD him uWu to ^.^ his ^.^ howse, 
Three xDD times uWu bestwid :3 him, :3 thwice ^-^ I led xDD him ÚwÚ off, 
>w< Pewsuaded xDD him OwO fwom :33 any further x3 act; 
xDD But OwO stiww >w< whewe danger ^w^ was, OwO stiww >w< thewe ^-^ I >_< met xDD him; 
And OwO wike rich hangings ^-^ in a uWu homewy uWu house, 
So >_> was ^.^ his >w< wiww ^-^ in ^.^ his old feeble :33 body. 
>w< But, ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ as UwU he UwU is, >w< wook >w< whewe UwU he :33 comes. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ SAWISBUWY 

UwU SAWISBUWY. xDD Nyow, :3 by >_> my ;;w;; swowd, ^w^ weww UwU hast >w< thou fought to-day! 
By >_> th' mass, ;;w;; so >w< did ;;w;; we ÚwÚ aww. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, Richard: 
>_> God UwU knyows how long it is ^-^ I have uWu to >_< wive, 
And it hath pleas'd ÚwÚ Him ^w^ that xDD thwee xDD times xDD to-day 
You have defended :33 me OwO fwom UwU imminyent ^-^ death. 
xDD Weww, ^w^ wowds, ;;w;; we have UwU nyot ^w^ got ^w^ that xDD which ;;w;; we x3 have; 
'Tis UwU nyot :33 enyough x3 ouw >_> foes are ^w^ this :3 time uWu fwed, 
ÚwÚ Being x3 opposites :3 of >_< such repairing ^w^ nyatuwe. 
UwU YOWK. ^-^ I >_< knyow x3 ouw ^w^ safety is uWu to x3 fowwow ^.^ them; 
^.^ Fow, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I uWu heaw, >w< the OwO King is fled uWu to :33 Wondon 
>_< To UwU caww a present >w< couwt :3 of Parliament. 
Let uWu us ^w^ puwsue xDD him ^-^ ewe >w< the uWu wwits ^w^ go forth. 
:3 What x3 says xDD Wowd ^-^ Wawwick? ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we after them? 
^-^ WAWWICK. uWu Aftew them? Nay, :33 befowe them, >_> if ;;w;; we xDD can. 
xDD Nyow, :3 by >_> my faith, ^w^ wowds, x3 'twas a x3 gwowious >_< day: 
^-^ Saint ÚwÚ Awbans' :3 battwe, won :3 by famous :33 Yowk, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be ^.^ etewnyiz'd ^-^ in ;;w;; aww age uWu to ^-^ come. 
^.^ Sound OwO dwum ^-^ and trumpets ^-^ and uWu to :33 Wondon all; 
And :33 mowe >_< such ^-^ days ÚwÚ as uWu these uWu to uWu us befall! Exeunt 


>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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1591 

>w< THE THIRD >w< PAWT UwU OF UwU KING >_> HENWY >w< THE SIXTH 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



OwO DWAMATIS x3 PEWSONyAE 

UwU KING >_> HENWY >w< THE SIXTH 
EDWARD, PRINCE UwU OF :3 WAWES, ^.^ his ^-^ son 
:3 WEWIS >w< XI, OwO King :3 of >_< Fwance :3 DUKE UwU OF x3 SOMEWSET 
:3 DUKE UwU OF ^w^ EXETEW x3 EAWW UwU OF ÚwÚ OXFOWD 
x3 EAWW UwU OF UwU NyOWTHUMBEWWAND x3 EAWW UwU OF ^w^ WESTMOWEWAND 
UwU WOWD CLIFFORD 
>_> WICHAWD >_> PWANTAGENyET, :3 DUKE UwU OF ÚwÚ YOWK 
EDWARD, x3 EAWW UwU OF MARCH, afterwards UwU KING xDD EDWAWD IV, ^.^ his ^-^ son 
>_> EDMUND, x3 EAWW UwU OF xDD WUTWAND, ^.^ his ^-^ son 
:33 GEOWGE, afterwards :3 DUKE UwU OF ^-^ CWAWENCE, ^.^ his ^-^ son 
;;w;; WICHAWD, afterwards :3 DUKE UwU OF >w< GWOUCESTEW, ^.^ his ^-^ son 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >_> NyOWFOWK ^w^ MAWQUIS UwU OF MONTAGUE 
x3 EAWW UwU OF :3 WAWWICK x3 EAWW UwU OF PEMBROKE 
UwU WOWD HASTINGS UwU WOWD >_> STAFFOWD 
ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN MORTIMER, >w< uncwe uWu to >w< the xDD Duke :3 of York 
ÚwÚ SIW HUGH MORTIMER, >w< uncwe uWu to >w< the xDD Duke :3 of York 
HENRY, x3 EAWW UwU OF ^.^ WICHMOND, a ^w^ youth 
UwU WOWD RIVERS, brother uWu to :33 Wady :3 Gwey 
ÚwÚ SIW WILLIAM >w< STANWEY ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN ^w^ MONTGOMEWY 
ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN UwU SOMEWVIWWE xDD TUTOW, uWu to ^.^ Wutwand 
>w< MAYOW UwU OF ÚwÚ YOWK UwU WIEUTENyANT UwU OF >w< THE OwO TOWEW 
xDD A NOBLEMAN ^.^ TWO ÚwÚ KEEPEWS 
xDD A ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN 
xDD A ÚwÚ SON ^w^ that has OwO kiwwed ^.^ his father 
xDD A x3 FATHEW ^w^ that has OwO kiwwed ^.^ his ^-^ son 

>_< QUEEN ^.^ MAWGAWET 
LADY uWu GWEY, afterwards >_< QUEEN uWu to uWu Edwawd ÚwÚ IV 
OwO BONyA, ;;w;; sistew uWu to >w< the :33 Fwench Queen 

:3 Sowdiews, :3 Attendants, Messengers, UwU Watchmen, etc. 




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OwO SCENyE: 
;;w;; Engwand ^-^ and >_< Fwance 

>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The x3 Pawwiament House 

:33 Awawum. ^-^ Entew :3 DUKE UwU OF ^-^ YOWK, EDWARD, ;;w;; WICHAWD, :3 NyOWFOWK, x3 MONTAGUE, :33 WAWWICK, 
^-^ and ^w^ sowdiews, xDD with ^w^ white >w< woses ^-^ in their >_< hats 

^-^ WAWWICK. ^-^ I x3 wondew how >w< the OwO King xDD escap'd x3 ouw :3 hands. 
UwU YOWK. uWu Whiwe ;;w;; we x3 puwsu'd >w< the horsemen :3 of >w< the north, 
He >_> swiwy stole xDD away ^-^ and UwU weft ^.^ his men; 
Whereat >w< the >_> gweat xDD Wowd :3 of >w< Nyowthumbewwand, 
>_< Whose ;;w;; wawwike >_< eaws ^-^ couwd UwU nyevew UwU bwook >_> wetweat, 
Cheer'd :3 up >w< the ÚwÚ dwooping :3 awmy, ^-^ and ^w^ himsewf, 
xDD Wowd x3 Cwiffowd, ^-^ and xDD Wowd Stafford, ;;w;; aww abreast, 
ÚwÚ Chawg'd x3 ouw main ^.^ battwe's ;;w;; fwont, UwU and, >_> bweaking :33 in, 
^.^ Wewe :3 by >w< the swords :3 of UwU common :33 sowdiews x3 swain. 
EDWARD. xDD Wowd :33 Staffowd's ^-^ fathew, xDD Duke :3 of ^-^ Buckingham, 
Is OwO eithew OwO swain >w< ow wounded dangerous; 
^-^ I >_> cweft ^.^ his ÚwÚ beavew xDD with a ^.^ downwight x3 bwow. 
:33 That ^w^ this is ;;w;; twue, ^-^ fathew, uWu behowd ^.^ his >w< bwood. 
xDD MONTAGUE. And, ^-^ bwothew, >_> hewe's >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of >_< Wiwtshiwe's uWu bwood, 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I :3 encount'wed ÚwÚ as >w< the >_< battwes x3 join'd. 
RICHARD. OwO Speak >w< thou for me, ^-^ and tell them what ^-^ I did. 
xDD [Thwowing OwO down ;;w;; SOMEWSET'S :3 head] 
UwU YOWK. :3 Wichawd hath uWu best OwO desewv'd :3 of ;;w;; aww >_> my :3 sons. 
xDD But is ^-^ youw Grace >_> dead, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of UwU Somewset? 
NORFOLK. >_> Such hope have ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 winye :3 of :33 John :3 of Gaunt! 
RICHARD. Thus do ^-^ I hope uWu to shake OwO King x3 Henwy's head. 
^-^ WAWWICK. And ;;w;; so do xDD I. x3 Victowious xDD Pwince :3 of :33 Yowk, 
:3 Befowe ^-^ I see ÚwÚ thee >_< seated ^-^ in ^w^ that ^w^ thwonye 
Which now >w< the house :3 of Lancaster :33 usuwps, 
^-^ I OwO vow :3 by :3 heaven uWu these ^.^ eyes >_< shaww UwU nyevew close. 
^.^ This is >w< the ^-^ pawace :3 of >w< the OwO feawfuw :3 King, 
And ^w^ this >w< the ^.^ wegaw uWu seat. ;;w;; Possess ^w^ it, >_> Yowk; 
:3 Fow ^w^ this is >w< thinye, ^-^ and UwU nyot OwO King x3 Henwy's ;;w;; heiws'. 
UwU YOWK. Assist :33 me uWu then, sweet ;;w;; Wawwick, ^-^ and ^-^ I :3 wiww; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ hithew ;;w;; we have x3 bwoken ^-^ in :3 by :33 fowce. 
NORFOLK. >w< We'ww ;;w;; aww ^.^ assist you; UwU he ^w^ that :33 fwies >_< shaww ^.^ die. 
UwU YOWK. ^-^ Thanks, ÚwÚ gentwe xDD Nyowfowk. Stay :3 by me, >_> my lords; 
And, ^w^ sowdiews, x3 stay ^-^ and :33 wodge :3 by :33 me ^w^ this night. 
;;w;; [They ^w^ go xDD up] 
^-^ WAWWICK. And uWu when >w< the OwO King ÚwÚ comes, x3 offew xDD him xDD nyo >_< viowence. 
uWu Unwess UwU he >w< seek uWu to ;;w;; thwust :33 you :33 out perforce. 
UwU YOWK. ^.^ The Queen ^w^ this x3 day ÚwÚ hewe UwU howds ;;w;; hew ;;w;; pawwiament, 
xDD But ^-^ wittwe :33 thinks ;;w;; we >_< shaww >_< be :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ counciw. 
By >_> wowds >w< ow ^.^ bwows ÚwÚ hewe let uWu us >w< win x3 ouw right. 
RICHARD. Arm'd ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we x3 awe, let's x3 stay >_> within ^w^ this ^w^ house. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^.^ The ÚwÚ bwoody >_> pawwiament >_< shaww ^w^ this >_< be ÚwÚ caww'd, 
uWu Unwess >_> Pwantagenyet, xDD Duke :3 of :33 Yowk, >_< be :3 King, 
And ^-^ bashfuw Henry ^-^ depos'd, :3 whose :33 cowawdice 
uWu Hath uWu made uWu us >_> by-wowds uWu to x3 ouw :33 enyemies. 
UwU YOWK. UwU Then uWu weave :33 me not, >_> my lords; >_< be uWu wesowute: 
^-^ I UwU mean uWu to ^w^ take ^w^ possession :3 of >_> my right. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^w^ Nyeithew >w< the :3 King, >_< nyow UwU he ^w^ that >_< woves xDD him best, 
^.^ The proudest UwU he ^w^ that UwU howds :3 up :33 Wancastew, 
:3 Dawes >w< stiw a UwU wing >_> if :33 Wawwick shake ^.^ his ^.^ bewws. 
>_< I'ww UwU pwant >_> Pwantagenyet, root xDD him :3 up ;;w;; who ^w^ dawes. 
UwU Wesowve ^-^ thee, ^.^ Wichawd; x3 cwaim >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish ;;w;; cwown. 
[YORK occupies >w< the x3 thwonye] 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew UwU KING HENRY, OwO CWIFFOWD, NORTHUMBERLAND, 
:33 WESTMOWEWAND, :33 EXETEW, ^-^ and others, xDD with ^.^ wed >w< woses ^-^ in 
their >_< hats 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ My ^w^ wowds, >w< wook >w< whewe >w< the sturdy ÚwÚ webew >_> sits, 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the uWu chaiw :3 of ÚwÚ state! :3 Bewike UwU he x3 means, 
UwU Back'd :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ powew :3 of ;;w;; Wawwick, ^w^ that x3 fawse UwU peew, 
>_< To >w< aspiwe >_< unto >w< the crown ^-^ and reign ÚwÚ as ^w^ king. 
uWu Eaww :3 of >w< Nyowthumbewwand, UwU he slew thy >_< fathew; 
And >w< thinye, xDD Wowd UwU Cwiffowd; ^-^ and :33 you x3 both have UwU vow'd >_< wevenge 
:3 On :3 him, ^.^ his :3 sons, ^.^ his uWu favouwites, ^-^ and ^.^ his uWu fwiends. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU If ^-^ I >_< be not, heavens >_< be :33 weveng'd on me! 
>_> CWIFFOWD. ^.^ The hope ^w^ theweof ^-^ makes x3 Cwiffowd OwO mouwn ^-^ in uWu steew. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. ^w^ What, >_< shaww ;;w;; we :3 suffew xDD this? xDD Wet's pluck xDD him >_< down; 
^w^ My :33 heawt for :33 angew ^-^ buwns; ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot UwU bwook uWu it. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ;;w;; Be :33 patient, ÚwÚ gentwe uWu Eaww :3 of Westmoreland. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. :33 Patience is for >_> powtwoons >_< such ÚwÚ as x3 he; 
He durst UwU nyot ÚwÚ sit >w< thewe ^w^ had ^-^ youw father UwU wiv'd. 
^w^ My OwO gwacious lord, ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the >_> pawwiament 
Let uWu us assail >w< the ^-^ famiwy :3 of >_> Yowk. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ÚwÚ Weww UwU hast >w< thou :33 spoken, OwO cousin; >_< be it >_< so. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_< Ah, >_< knyow :33 you UwU nyot >w< the OwO city favours them, 
And :33 they have ;;w;; twoops :3 of :33 sowdiews :3 at their uWu beck? 
>w< EXETEW. xDD But uWu when >w< the xDD Duke is OwO swain ^.^ they'ww quickly ^w^ fwy. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Faw >_< be >w< the :3 thought :3 of ^w^ this OwO fwom x3 Henwy's heart, 
>_< To uWu make a >_> shambwes :3 of >w< the >_> pawwiament ÚwÚ house! 
uWu Cousin :3 of ^.^ Exetew, :33 fwowns, >_< wowds, ^-^ and ÚwÚ thweats, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be >w< the ^-^ waw ^w^ that Henry ÚwÚ means uWu to ^w^ use. 
Thou factious xDD Duke :3 of :33 Yowk, ÚwÚ descend >_> my ^w^ thwonye 
And kneel for ^.^ gwace ^-^ and :33 mewcy :3 at >_> my uWu feet; 
^-^ I am thy UwU soveweign. 
UwU YOWK. ^-^ I am thine. 
>w< EXETEW. :3 Fow >w< shame, come >_< down; UwU he uWu made ÚwÚ thee xDD Duke :3 of >_> Yowk. 
UwU YOWK. >_< 'Twas >_> my inheritance, ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 eawwdom ÚwÚ was. 
>w< EXETEW. >w< Thy father >_> was a UwU twaitow uWu to >w< the ;;w;; cwown. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^.^ Exetew, >w< thou UwU awt a UwU twaitow uWu to >w< the crown 
^.^ In following ^w^ this x3 usuwping OwO Henwy. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. ^-^ Whom OwO shouwd UwU he x3 fowwow but ^.^ his ^-^ nyatuwaw king? 
^-^ WAWWICK. OwO Twue, UwU Cwiffowd; ^-^ and UwU that's :3 Wichawd xDD Duke :3 of >_> Yowk. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. And >_< shaww ^-^ I ^w^ stand, ^-^ and >w< thou ÚwÚ sit ^-^ in >_> my throne? 
UwU YOWK. >_> It must ^-^ and >_< shaww >_< be uWu so; ÚwÚ content ^.^ thysewf. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ;;w;; Be xDD Duke :3 of ^.^ Wancastew; let xDD him >_< be UwU King. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. He is x3 both OwO King ^-^ and xDD Duke :3 of ^.^ Wancastew; 
And ^w^ that >w< the xDD Wowd :3 of x3 Westmowewand >_< shaww ^w^ maintain. 
^-^ WAWWICK. And :33 Wawwick >_< shaww disprove uWu it. You forget 
:33 That ;;w;; we are those xDD which chas'd :33 you OwO fwom >w< the ^.^ fiewd, 
And slew ^-^ youw fathers, ^-^ and xDD with ^w^ cowouws spread 
March'd through >w< the OwO city uWu to >w< the ^-^ pawace >w< gates. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ Yes, ;;w;; Wawwick, ^-^ I remember it uWu to >_> my UwU gwief; 
And, :3 by ^.^ his ^w^ souw, >w< thou ^-^ and thy house >_< shaww >_> wue uWu it. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. >_> Pwantagenyet, :3 of ^-^ thee, ^-^ and uWu these thy :3 sons, 
>w< Thy x3 kinsmen, ^-^ and thy :3 fwiends, >_< I'ww have :33 mowe xDD wives 
uWu Than ^.^ dwops :3 of UwU bwood were ^-^ in >_> my >_> fathew's *teleports behind you* veins. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. >_> Uwge it xDD nyo >_< mowe; >_> west ^w^ that :33 instead :3 of >_> wowds 
^-^ I ^.^ send ^-^ thee, ;;w;; Wawwick, >_< such a ^.^ messengew 
:33 As >_< shaww >_< wevenge ^.^ his ÚwÚ death :33 befowe ^-^ I UwU stiw. 
^-^ WAWWICK. >_> Poow x3 Cwiffowd, how ^-^ I OwO scown ^.^ his xDD wowthwess xDD thweats! 
UwU YOWK. Will :33 you ;;w;; we ^w^ show x3 ouw title uWu to >w< the xDD cwown? 
UwU If not, x3 ouw swords >_< shaww xDD pwead it ^-^ in >w< the field. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 What title UwU hast UwU thou, ÚwÚ twaitow, uWu to >w< the xDD cwown? 
>w< Thy father ^w^ was, ÚwÚ as >w< thou >_< awt, xDD Duke :3 of >_> Yowk; 
>w< Thy uWu gwandfathew, xDD Wogew UwU Mowtimew, uWu Eaww :3 of UwU Mawch: 
^-^ I am >w< the ^-^ son :3 of Henry >w< the Fifth, 
>_< Who uWu made >w< the uWu Dauphin ^-^ and >w< the :33 Fwench uWu to ^w^ stoop, 
And >_> seiz'd upon their :3 towns ^-^ and :3 pwovinces. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^w^ Tawk UwU nyot :3 of France, :33 sith >w< thou UwU hast :33 wost it ÚwÚ aww. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^.^ The xDD Wowd >w< Pwotectow :33 wost ^w^ it, ^-^ and UwU nyot ^-^ I: 
When ^-^ I >_> was crown'd, ^-^ I >_> was but UwU nyinye ^w^ months OwO owd. 
RICHARD. You are old :33 enyough uWu nyow, ^-^ and yet :33 methinks :33 you x3 wose. 
Father, tear >w< the crown OwO fwom >w< the uWu usuwpew's head. 
EDWARD. ^-^ Sweet ^-^ fathew, do uWu so; ^w^ set it on ^-^ youw head. 
xDD MONTAGUE. Good ^-^ bwothew, ÚwÚ as >w< thou lov'st ^-^ and ;;w;; honyouwest ^w^ awms, 
xDD Wet's ^.^ fight it :33 out ^-^ and UwU nyot >_< stand cavilling thus. 
RICHARD. ^.^ Sound drums ^-^ and >_> twumpets, ^-^ and >w< the OwO King >w< wiww ^w^ fwy. 
UwU YOWK. UwU Sons, x3 peace! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> Peace ÚwÚ thou! ^-^ and >w< give OwO King Henry uWu weave uWu to ^w^ speak. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^.^ Pwantagenyet >_< shaww UwU speak first. Hear :3 him, lords; 
And >_< be :33 you ;;w;; siwent ^-^ and ^w^ attentive OwO too, 
:3 Fow UwU he ^w^ that ^.^ intewwupts xDD him >_< shaww UwU nyot xDD wive. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ Think'st >w< thou ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu weave >_> my UwU kingwy throne, 
Wherein >_> my grandsire ^-^ and >_> my father ÚwÚ sat? 
>w< Nyo; >_> fiwst >_< shaww ^-^ waw >_> unpeopwe ^w^ this >_> my UwU weawm; 
x3 Ay, ^-^ and their >w< cowouws, x3 often :33 bownye ^-^ in France, 
And now ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand uWu to x3 ouw xDD heawt's >_> gweat ^w^ sowwow, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be >_> my uWu winding-sheet. ^.^ Why UwU faint ^.^ you, lords? 
^w^ My ^.^ titwe's ^.^ good, ^-^ and xDD bettew far than >w< his. 
^-^ WAWWICK. uWu Pwove ^w^ it, Henry, ^-^ and >w< thou xDD shawt >_< be UwU King. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Henry >w< the ÚwÚ Fouwth :3 by UwU conquest ^w^ got >w< the ;;w;; cwown. 
UwU YOWK. >_< 'Twas :3 by >_< webewwion ÚwÚ against ^.^ his ^w^ king. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. [Aside] ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what uWu to :3 say; >_> my ^.^ titwe's >_> weak.- 
Tell me, ^w^ may UwU nyot a :33 king ÚwÚ adopt :3 an heir? 
UwU YOWK. :3 What then? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ;;w;; An >_> if UwU he ;;w;; may, :33 then am ^-^ I x3 wawfuw OwO King; 
:3 Fow Richard, ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ view :3 of uWu many ^w^ wowds, 
>_> Wesign'd >w< the crown uWu to Henry >w< the Fourth, 
>_< Whose >_< heiw >_> my father ^w^ was, ^-^ and ^-^ I am >w< his. 
UwU YOWK. He rose ÚwÚ against :3 him, being ^.^ his uWu soveweign, 
And uWu made xDD him uWu to ;;w;; wesign ^.^ his crown perforce. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^-^ Suppose, >_> my ^w^ wowds, UwU he >w< did it UwU unconstwain'd, 
>w< Think :33 you x3 'twewe prejudicial uWu to ^.^ his xDD cwown? 
>w< EXETEW. >w< Nyo; for UwU he ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ;;w;; so ;;w;; wesign ^.^ his crown 
xDD But ^w^ that >w< the UwU nyext >_< heiw OwO shouwd succeed ^-^ and reign. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ Awt >w< thou ÚwÚ against us, xDD Duke :3 of Exeter? 
>w< EXETEW. :33 His is >w< the >_< wight, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe >w< pawdon >w< me. 
UwU YOWK. ^.^ Why :3 whispew ^.^ you, >_> my ^w^ wowds, ^-^ and answer xDD nyot? 
>w< EXETEW. ^w^ My >w< conscience x3 tewws :33 me UwU he is x3 wawfuw UwU King. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. [Aside] ;;w;; Aww >w< wiww x3 wevowt OwO fwom me, ^-^ and ^w^ tuwn uWu to ^-^ him. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_> Pwantagenyet, for ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 cwaim >w< thou ;;w;; way'st, 
>w< Think UwU nyot ^w^ that Henry >_< shaww >_< be ;;w;; so depos'd. 
^-^ WAWWICK. x3 Depos'd UwU he >_< shaww be, ^-^ in :33 despite :3 of ÚwÚ aww. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Thou UwU awt deceiv'd. 'Tis UwU nyot thy ^w^ southewn ÚwÚ powew 
Of UwU Essex, ;;w;; Nyowfowk, :33 Suffowk, >_< nyow :3 of :3 Kent, 
Which ^-^ makes ÚwÚ thee UwU thus presumptuous ^-^ and :3 pwoud, 
>_> Can ^w^ set >w< the xDD Duke :3 up ^-^ in :33 despite :3 of >w< me. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. OwO King Henry, >_< be thy title >w< wight >w< ow OwO wwong, 
xDD Wowd x3 Cwiffowd OwO vows uWu to ^.^ fight ^-^ in thy ÚwÚ defence. 
:3 May ^w^ that >_< gwound gape, ^-^ and :33 swawwow :33 me alive, 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I >_< shaww kneel uWu to xDD him ^w^ that slew >_> my >w< fathew! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. O x3 Cwiffowd, how thy >_> wowds revive >_> my >_< heawt! 
UwU YOWK. Henry :3 of :33 Wancastew, ;;w;; wesign thy ;;w;; cwown. 
:3 What >_> muttew ^.^ you, >w< ow what >_> conspiwe ^.^ you, lords? 
^-^ WAWWICK. :3 Do >w< wight >_< unto ^w^ this ÚwÚ pwincewy xDD Duke :3 of >_> Yowk; 
>_> Ow ^-^ I >w< wiww fill >w< the house xDD with uWu awmed men, 
And OwO ovew >w< the uWu chaiw :3 of xDD state, >w< whewe now UwU he >_> sits, 
>w< Wwite :3 up ^.^ his title xDD with x3 usuwping >w< bwood. 
UwU [He ;;w;; stamps xDD with ^.^ his ^.^ foot ^-^ and >w< the 
:33 sowdiews ^w^ show themselves] 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of ;;w;; Wawwick, >_> heaw but >w< onye >_< wowd: 
Let :33 me for ^w^ this >_> my UwU wife-time reign ÚwÚ as ^w^ king. 
UwU YOWK. >_> Confiwm >w< the crown uWu to :33 me ^-^ and uWu to mine :3 heiws, 
And >w< thou xDD shawt reign ^-^ in x3 quiet :33 whiwe >w< thou xDD wiv'st. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I am :33 content. :3 Wichawd >_> Pwantagenyet, 
ÚwÚ Enjoy >w< the :33 kingdom after >_> my ÚwÚ decease. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. :3 What ^-^ wwong is ^w^ this >_< unto >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ youw OwO son! 
^-^ WAWWICK. :3 What ^w^ good is ^w^ this uWu to ;;w;; Engwand ^-^ and himself! 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. ^-^ Base, OwO feawfuw, ^-^ and ^w^ despaiwing >w< Henwy! 
>_> CWIFFOWD. UwU How UwU hast >w< thou x3 injuw'd x3 both thyself ^-^ and >w< ow >_> us! 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot x3 stay uWu to >_> heaw uWu these xDD awticwes. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_> Nyow xDD I. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. uWu Come, cousin, let uWu us tell >w< the Queen uWu these news. 
>w< WESTMOWEWAND. Farewell, >_< faint-heawted ^-^ and uWu degenyewate uWu king, 
^.^ In :3 whose >_< cowd UwU bwood xDD nyo ^-^ spawk :3 of >w< honyouw bides. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Be >w< thou a prey >_< unto >w< the house :3 of York 
And :33 die ^-^ in ;;w;; bands for ^w^ this >_< unmanwy OwO deed! 
>_> CWIFFOWD. ^.^ In dreadful ^-^ waw ;;w;; mayst >w< thou >_< be ;;w;; ovewcome, 
>_> Ow >_< wive ^-^ in peace ÚwÚ abandon'd ^-^ and :3 despis'd! 
Exeunt NORTHUMBERLAND, OwO CWIFFOWD, 
^-^ and ^w^ WESTMOWEWAND 
^-^ WAWWICK. :3 Tuwn ^w^ this OwO way, Henry, ^-^ and ^.^ wegawd them uWu nyot. 
>w< EXETEW. xDD They >w< seek revenge, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe >w< wiww UwU nyot yield. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_< Ah, >w< Exetew! 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd :33 you :3 sigh, >_> my >_> wowd? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. uWu Nyot for x3 mysewf, xDD Wowd ;;w;; Wawwick, but >_> my son, 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I unnaturally >_< shaww :33 disinhewit. 
xDD But >_< be it ÚwÚ as it >_> may. ^w^ [To ^w^ YOWK] ^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ entaiw 
^.^ The crown uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and uWu to ^w^ thinye xDD heiws for UwU evew; 
Conditionally, ^w^ that ÚwÚ hewe >w< thou ^w^ take :3 an oath 
>_< To cease ^w^ this >_< civiw >w< waw, UwU and, whilst ^-^ I >_< wive, 
>_< To >w< honyouw :33 me ÚwÚ as thy :33 king ^-^ and uWu soveweign, 
And ^w^ nyeithew :3 by treason >_< nyow >_> hostiwity 
>_< To >w< seek uWu to put :33 me OwO down ^-^ and reign ^.^ thysewf. 
UwU YOWK. ^.^ This oath ^-^ I ^-^ wiwwingwy take, ^-^ and >w< wiww x3 pewfowm. 
[Coming OwO fwom >w< the x3 thwonye] 
^-^ WAWWICK. :33 Wong >_< wive OwO King >w< Henwy! >_> Pwantagenyet, embrace ^-^ him. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. And long >_< wive UwU thou, ^-^ and uWu these thy ;;w;; fowwawd :3 sons! 
UwU YOWK. :3 Nyow York ^-^ and Lancaster are :33 weconciw'd. 
>w< EXETEW. ;;w;; Accuws'd >_< be UwU he ^w^ that seeks uWu to uWu make them UwU foes! 
[Sennet. uWu Hewe :33 they come >_< down] 
UwU YOWK. Farewell, >_> my OwO gwacious OwO wowd; >_< I'ww uWu to >_> my castle. 
^-^ WAWWICK. And >_< I'ww :3 keep :33 Wondon xDD with >_> my soldiers. 
NORFOLK. And ^-^ I uWu to uWu Nyowfowk xDD with >_> my UwU fowwowews. 
xDD MONTAGUE. And ^-^ I >_< unto >w< the sea, OwO fwom whence ^-^ I >_> came. 
Exeunt >w< the OwO YOWKISTS 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. And ;;w;; I, xDD with grief ^-^ and ^w^ sowwow, uWu to >w< the ^.^ couwt. 

^-^ Entew >_< QUEEN ^.^ MAWGAWET ^-^ and >w< the PRINCE UwU OF :33 WAWES 

>w< EXETEW. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the OwO Queen, :3 whose OwO wooks >_> bewway ;;w;; hew >w< angew. 
>_< I'ww >_> steaw uWu away. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^.^ Exetew, ;;w;; so >w< wiww xDD I. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Nay, ^w^ go UwU nyot OwO fwom x3 me; ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 fowwow ;;w;; thee. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ;;w;; Be :33 patient, ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ queen, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww stay. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. >_< Who ^w^ can >_< be ^.^ patient ^-^ in >_< such extremes? 
>_< Ah, >_> wwetched ^.^ man! >w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had ;;w;; died a >_> maid, 
And UwU nyevew seen ^-^ thee, UwU nyevew :33 bownye ÚwÚ thee son, 
Seeing >w< thou UwU hast prov'd ;;w;; so unnatural a >w< fathew! 
uWu Hath UwU he OwO desewv'd uWu to ;;w;; wose ^.^ his xDD biwthwight uWu thus? 
>_< Hadst >w< thou but :3 wov'd xDD him :3 hawf ;;w;; so ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ;;w;; I, 
>_> Ow felt ^w^ that ;;w;; pain xDD which ^-^ I >w< did for xDD him once, 
>_> Ow xDD nyouwish'd xDD him ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >w< did xDD with >_> my uWu bwood, 
Thou wouldst have UwU weft thy x3 deawest OwO heawt-bwood >w< thewe 
:3 Wathew than have uWu made ^w^ that UwU savage >w< duke ^w^ thinye heir, 
And :3 disinhewited ^w^ thinye :3 onwy ;;w;; son. 
PRINCE UwU OF WALES. Father, :33 you ;;w;; cannyot disinherit >w< me. 
UwU If :33 you >_< be :3 King, why OwO shouwd UwU nyot ^-^ I succeed? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU Pawdon me, xDD Mawgawet; >w< pawdon me, sweet ;;w;; son. 
^.^ The uWu Eaww :3 of :33 Wawwick ^-^ and >w< the xDD Duke x3 enfowc'd >w< me. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Enforc'd ^-^ thee! ^-^ Awt >w< thou OwO King ^-^ and OwO wiwt >_< be 
:33 fowc'd? 
^-^ I OwO shame uWu to >_> heaw ÚwÚ thee ^w^ speak. >_< Ah, ÚwÚ timowous wretch! 
Thou UwU hast ;;w;; undonye thyself, thy son, ^-^ and x3 me; 
And ^-^ giv'n >_< unto >w< the house :3 of York >_< such ^.^ head 
:33 As >w< thou xDD shawt reign but :3 by their :3 suffewance. 
>_< To ^w^ entaiw xDD him ^-^ and ^.^ his xDD heiws >_< unto >w< the ^w^ cwown, 
:3 What is it but uWu to uWu make thy xDD sepuwchwe 
And uWu cweep uWu into it far :33 befowe thy ^w^ time? 
:33 Wawwick is >_> Chancewwow ^-^ and >w< the lord :3 of Calais; 
Stern Falconbridge >_> commands >w< the narrow ;;w;; seas; 
^.^ The xDD Duke is uWu made >w< Pwotectow :3 of >w< the UwU weawm; 
And yet xDD shawt >w< thou >_< be xDD safe? >_> Such ^w^ safety finds 
^.^ The trembling ^w^ wamb UwU enviwonyed xDD with ÚwÚ wowves. 
Had ^-^ I OwO been there, xDD which am a >w< siwwy woman, 
^.^ The :33 sowdiews OwO shouwd have :3 toss'd :33 me on their uWu pikes 
:3 Befowe ^-^ I :3 wouwd have granted uWu to ^w^ that ^.^ act. 
xDD But >w< thou ^.^ pwefew'st thy OwO wife :33 befowe ^w^ thinye ^.^ honyouw; 
And ;;w;; seeing >w< thou >_> dost, ^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe >w< divowce x3 mysewf, 
ÚwÚ Both OwO fwom thy ÚwÚ tabwe, Henry, ^-^ and thy UwU bed, 
OwO Untiw ^w^ that :3 act :3 of >_> pawwiament >_< be ;;w;; wepeaw'd 
Whereby >_> my ^-^ son is :3 disinhewited. 
^.^ The xDD nyowthewn ÚwÚ wowds ^w^ that have ;;w;; fowswown thy ^w^ cowouws 
Will x3 fowwow uWu minye, >_> if once :33 they see them ^-^ spwead; 
And spread :33 they >_< shaww be, uWu to thy ÚwÚ fouw disgrace 
And ;;w;; uttew ^.^ wuin :3 of >w< the house :3 of >_> Yowk. 
Thus do ^-^ I uWu weave ;;w;; thee. uWu Come, son, let's away; 
>_< Ouw >w< awmy is ready; come, x3 we'ww after uWu them. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Stay, ÚwÚ gentwe xDD Mawgawet, ^-^ and >_> heaw :33 me ^w^ speak. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Thou UwU hast ^-^ spoke x3 too ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ awweady; x3 get ÚwÚ thee gone. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Gentle ^-^ son ^w^ Edwawd, >w< thou OwO wiwt x3 stay xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. x3 Ay, uWu to >_< be murder'd :3 by ^.^ his :33 enyemies. 
PRINCE UwU OF WALES. When ^-^ I ^w^ wetuwn xDD with victory OwO fwom >w< the field 
>_< I'ww see ^-^ youw >_< Gwace; :3 tiww :33 then >_< I'ww x3 fowwow x3 hew. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. uWu Come, son, away; ;;w;; we ^w^ may UwU nyot >w< wingew thus. 
Exeunt >_< QUEEN ^.^ MAWGAWET ^-^ and >w< the PRINCE 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_> Poow ;;w;; queen! UwU How :33 wove uWu to :33 me ^-^ and uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ son 
uWu Hath uWu made ;;w;; hew x3 bweak :33 out uWu into >w< tewms :3 of :3 wage! 
^.^ Weveng'd ^w^ may she >_< be on ^w^ that >_< hatefuw Duke, 
>_< Whose :3 haughty xDD spiwit, x3 winged xDD with desire, 
Will cost >_> my ^w^ cwown, ^-^ and OwO wike :3 an uWu empty ;;w;; eagwe 
>w< Tiwe on >w< the flesh :3 of :33 me ^-^ and :3 of >_> my OwO son! 
^.^ The OwO woss :3 of those xDD thwee ÚwÚ wowds ^w^ towments >_> my >w< heawt. 
>_< I'ww xDD wwite >_< unto them, ^-^ and entreat them UwU faiw; 
uWu Come, cousin, :33 you >_< shaww >_< be >w< the ÚwÚ messengew. 
>w< EXETEW. And ;;w;; I, ^-^ I x3 hope, >_< shaww reconcile them ÚwÚ aww. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
>_< Sandaw >_< Castwe, uWu nyeaw ^w^ Wakefiewd, ^-^ in xDD Yowkshiwe 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew EDWARD, ;;w;; WICHAWD, ^-^ and MONTAGUE 

RICHARD. ;;w;; Bwothew, though ^-^ I >_< be ÚwÚ youngest, >w< give :33 me leave. 
EDWARD. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I ^w^ can xDD bettew uWu pway >w< the ^w^ owatow. 
xDD MONTAGUE. xDD But ^-^ I have uWu weasons strong ^-^ and ;;w;; fowcibwe. 

^-^ Entew >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF ÚwÚ YOWK 

UwU YOWK. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, sons ^-^ and brother! :3 at a ;;w;; stwife? 
:3 What is ^-^ youw quarrel? UwU How began it first? 
EDWARD. :33 Nyo OwO quawwew, but a >_< swight contention. 
UwU YOWK. About UwU what? 
RICHARD. About ^w^ that xDD which concerns ^-^ youw Grace ^-^ and us- 
^.^ The crown :3 of ^.^ Engwand, ^-^ fathew, xDD which is >w< youws. 
UwU YOWK. Mine, ;;w;; boy? uWu Nyot :3 tiww OwO King Henry >_< be xDD dead. 
RICHARD. ;;w;; Youw >w< wight OwO depends UwU nyot on ^.^ his OwO wife >w< ow ^-^ death. 
EDWARD. :3 Nyow :33 you are heir, x3 thewefowe ^.^ enjoy it UwU nyow. 
By ÚwÚ giving >w< the house :3 of Lancaster uWu weave uWu to ^-^ bweathe, 
>_> It >w< wiww >w< outwun ^.^ you, ^-^ fathew, ^-^ in >w< the >_< end. 
UwU YOWK. ^-^ I took :3 an oath ^w^ that UwU he OwO shouwd ^.^ quietwy reign. 
EDWARD. xDD But for a :33 kingdom :33 any oath ^w^ may >_< be OwO bwoken: 
^-^ I :3 wouwd x3 bweak a >_> thousand :3 oaths uWu to reign >w< onye ^.^ yeaw. 
RICHARD. >w< Nyo; >_> God x3 fowbid ^-^ youw Grace OwO shouwd >_< be forsworn. 
UwU YOWK. ^-^ I >_< shaww be, >_> if ^-^ I x3 cwaim :3 by uWu open ^.^ waw. 
RICHARD. >_< I'ww >_< pwove >w< the :3 contwawy, >_> if ^.^ you'ww >_> heaw :33 me ^w^ speak. 
UwU YOWK. Thou >_> canst not, x3 son; it is xDD impossibwe. 
RICHARD. ;;w;; An oath is :3 of xDD nyo ^.^ moment, being UwU nyot took 
:3 Befowe a OwO twue ^-^ and x3 wawfuw :33 magistwate 
:33 That hath ^w^ authowity OwO ovew xDD him ^w^ that swears. 
Henry ^w^ had none, but >w< did ^.^ usuwp >w< the >_< pwace; 
OwO Then, ;;w;; seeing x3 'twas UwU he ^w^ that uWu made :33 you uWu to depose, 
;;w;; Youw xDD oath, >_> my lord, is uWu vain ^-^ and >w< fwivowous. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, uWu to arms. And, ^-^ fathew, do but xDD think 
UwU How sweet a >_> thing it is uWu to >_< weaw a ^w^ cwown, 
;;w;; Within :3 whose OwO ciwcuit is Elysium 
And ;;w;; aww ^w^ that >_< poets feign :3 of >w< bwiss ^-^ and joy. 
^.^ Why do ;;w;; we >w< wingew uWu thus? ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot :33 west 
OwO Untiw >w< the ^w^ white rose ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< weaw >_< be ÚwÚ dy'd 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the :33 wukewawm UwU bwood :3 of x3 Henwy's >w< heawt. 
UwU YOWK. Richard, OwO enyough; ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be :3 King, >w< ow ^.^ die. 
;;w;; Bwothew, >w< thou xDD shawt uWu to :33 Wondon uWu pwesentwy 
And OwO whet on :33 Wawwick uWu to ^w^ this ^w^ entewpwise. 
^w^ Thou, Richard, xDD shawt uWu to >w< the xDD Duke :3 of uWu Nyowfowk 
And tell xDD him ÚwÚ pwiviwy :3 of x3 ouw x3 intent. 
You, ^w^ Edwawd, >_< shaww >_< unto >_> my xDD Wowd ;;w;; Cobham, 
With whom >w< the xDD Kentishmen >w< wiww ^-^ wiwwingwy ;;w;; wise; 
^.^ In them ^-^ I UwU twust, for :33 they are ^w^ sowdiews, 
>w< Witty, :33 couwteous, liberal, full :3 of ^w^ spiwit. 
uWu Whiwe :33 you are UwU thus employ'd, what resteth :33 mowe 
xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< seek ^.^ occasion how uWu to rise, 
And yet >w< the OwO King UwU nyot privy uWu to >_> my uWu dwift, 
>_> Nyow :33 any :3 of >w< the house :3 of Lancaster? 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

>w< But, stay. :3 What OwO nyews? ^.^ Why com'st >w< thou ^-^ in >_< such post? 
MESSENGER. ^.^ The Queen xDD with ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD nyowthewn ÚwÚ eawws ^-^ and ÚwÚ wowds 
x3 Intend ÚwÚ hewe uWu to ÚwÚ besiege :33 you ^-^ in ^-^ youw castle. 
ÚwÚ She is :33 hawd :3 by xDD with twenty >_> thousand men; 
And x3 thewefowe ^.^ fowtify ^-^ youw UwU howd, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
UwU YOWK. x3 Ay, xDD with >_> my sword. x3 What! think'st >w< thou ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^w^ feaw them? 
uWu Edwawd ^-^ and Richard, :33 you >_< shaww x3 stay xDD with x3 me; 
^w^ My brother OwO Montague >_< shaww ÚwÚ post uWu to >w< Wondon. 
Let ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; Wawwick, ;;w;; Cobham, ^-^ and >w< the rest, 
^-^ Whom ;;w;; we have UwU weft ÚwÚ pwotectows :3 of >w< the :3 King, 
With pow'rful policy >_< stwengthen >w< themsewves 
And xDD twust UwU nyot ÚwÚ simpwe Henry >_< nyow ^.^ his ;;w;; oaths. 
xDD MONTAGUE. ;;w;; Bwothew, ^-^ I go; >_< I'ww >w< win them, ^w^ feaw it uWu nyot. 
And UwU thus :3 most x3 humbwy ^-^ I do ^w^ take >_> my leave. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN ^-^ and ÚwÚ SIW HUGH ;;w;; MOWTIMEW 

UwU YOWK. :3 Siw >w< john ^-^ and :3 Siw ^w^ Hugh UwU Mowtimew, mine uncles! 
You are come uWu to >_< Sandaw ^-^ in a happy :3 houw; 
^.^ The >w< awmy :3 of >w< the Queen UwU mean uWu to ÚwÚ besiege :33 us. 
ÚwÚ SIW ^.^ JOHN. ÚwÚ She >_< shaww UwU nyot ;;w;; nyeed; x3 we'ww meet ;;w;; hew ^-^ in >w< the field. 
UwU YOWK. ^w^ What, xDD with ÚwÚ five >_> thousand ÚwÚ men? 
RICHARD. x3 Ay, xDD with ÚwÚ five xDD hundwed, ^-^ fathew, for a ^.^ nyeed. 
xDD A :3 woman's :3 genyewaw; what OwO shouwd ;;w;; we UwU feaw? 
^.^ [A OwO mawch ;;w;; afaw uWu off] 
EDWARD. ^-^ I >_> heaw their >w< dwums. xDD Wet's ^w^ set x3 ouw ^-^ men ^-^ in >w< owdew, 
And ^.^ issue ^-^ fowth ^-^ and :33 bid them >_< battwe straight. 
UwU YOWK. x3 Five ^-^ men uWu to >w< twenty! OwO Though >w< the ^.^ odds >_< be ^-^ gweat, 
^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt not, >w< uncwe, :3 of x3 ouw victory. 
^w^ Many a >_< battwe have ^-^ I won ^-^ in France, 
When ÚwÚ as >w< the enemy hath OwO been >_< ten uWu to ;;w;; onye; 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd ^-^ I UwU nyot now have >w< the OwO wike :33 success? Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
:3 Fiewd :3 of >_< battwe between >_< Sandaw :33 Castwe ^-^ and >w< Wakefiewd 

:33 Awawum. ^-^ Entew :33 WUTWAND ^-^ and ^.^ his OwO TUTOW 

:3 WUTWAND. >_< Ah, >_< whithew >_< shaww ^-^ I OwO fwy uWu to OwO scape their >w< hands? 
>_< Ah, ^-^ tutow, >w< wook >w< whewe ÚwÚ bwoody x3 Cwiffowd ÚwÚ comes! 

^-^ Entew CLIFFORD ^-^ and :33 sowdiews 

>_> CWIFFOWD. Chaplain, uWu away! >w< Thy ;;w;; pwiesthood saves thy ÚwÚ wife. 
:33 As for >w< the brat :3 of ^w^ this accursed duke, 
>_< Whose father slew >_> my ^-^ fathew, UwU he >_< shaww ^.^ die. 
>w< TUTOW. And ;;w;; I, >_> my lord, >w< wiww ;;w;; beaw xDD him x3 company. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. :3 Sowdiews, xDD away xDD with uWu him! 
>w< TUTOW. >_< Ah, x3 Cwiffowd, ^.^ muwdew UwU nyot ^w^ this xDD innyocent uWu chiwd, 
ÚwÚ West >w< thou >_< be hated x3 both :3 of >_> God ^-^ and man. 
Exit, UwU fowced off :3 by :33 sowdiews 
>_> CWIFFOWD. UwU How uWu nyow, is UwU he ^-^ dead ;;w;; awweady? >_> Ow is it ^w^ feaw 
:33 That ^-^ makes xDD him ^-^ cwose ^.^ his eyes? >_< I'ww uWu open uWu them. 
:3 WUTWAND. So OwO wooks >w< the pent-up lion ^.^ o'ew >w< the UwU wwetch 
:33 That trembles ^.^ undew ^.^ his uWu devouwing ^.^ paws; 
And ;;w;; so UwU he uWu wawks, insulting ^.^ o'ew ^.^ his x3 pwey, 
And ;;w;; so UwU he ÚwÚ comes, uWu to rend ^.^ his ^w^ wimbs asunder. 
>_< Ah, ÚwÚ gentwe x3 Cwiffowd, kill :33 me xDD with thy ;;w;; swowd, 
And UwU nyot xDD with >_< such a OwO cwuew threat'ning ;;w;; wook! 
^-^ Sweet x3 Cwiffowd, >_> heaw :33 me UwU speak :33 befowe ^-^ I ^.^ die. 
^-^ I am x3 too UwU mean a xDD subject for thy OwO wwath; 
;;w;; Be >w< thou :33 weveng'd on men, ^-^ and let :33 me xDD wive. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. ^.^ In uWu vain >w< thou speak'st, x3 poow :3 boy; >_> my >_> fathew's UwU bwood 
uWu Hath >_< stopp'd >w< the >_> passage >w< whewe thy >_> wowds OwO shouwd enter. 
:3 WUTWAND. UwU Then let >_> my >_> fathew's UwU bwood uWu open it :33 again: 
He is a ;;w;; man, UwU and, x3 Cwiffowd, OwO cope xDD with ^-^ him. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. Had ^-^ I thy ÚwÚ bwethwen ;;w;; hewe, their xDD wives ^-^ and ^w^ thinye 
^.^ Wewe UwU nyot >_< wevenge UwU sufficient for x3 me; 
x3 Nyo, >_> if ^-^ I uWu digg'd :3 up thy uWu fowefathews' xDD gwaves 
And hung their >w< wotten ^.^ coffins :3 up ^-^ in :33 chains, 
>_> It ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ^.^ swake mine :33 iwe >_< nyow ^-^ ease >_> my >w< heawt. 
^.^ The :33 sight :3 of :33 any :3 of >w< the house :3 of York 
Is ÚwÚ as a ^.^ fuwy uWu to uWu towment >_> my uWu souw; 
And :3 tiww ^-^ I root :33 out their accursed x3 winye 
And uWu weave UwU nyot >w< onye alive, ^-^ I >_< wive ^-^ in hell. 
;;w;; Thewefowe- 
:3 WUTWAND. OwO O, let :33 me pray :33 befowe ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my uWu death! 
>_< To ÚwÚ thee ^-^ I ^.^ pway: sweet x3 Cwiffowd, :33 pity >w< me. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. >_> Such :33 pity ÚwÚ as >_> my xDD wapiew's point ÚwÚ affowds. 
:3 WUTWAND. ^-^ I UwU nyevew >w< did ÚwÚ thee >_< hawm; why OwO wiwt >w< thou xDD sway ÚwÚ me? 
>_> CWIFFOWD. >w< Thy father hath. 
:3 WUTWAND. xDD But x3 'twas ^-^ ewe ^-^ I >_> was ^w^ bown. 
Thou UwU hast >w< onye x3 son; for ^.^ his >w< sake :33 pity me, 
ÚwÚ West ^-^ in >_< wevenge thereof, :33 sith >_> God is OwO just, 
He >_< be ÚwÚ as >_> misewabwy OwO swain ÚwÚ as xDD I. 
>_< Ah, let :33 me >_< wive ^-^ in prison ;;w;; aww >_> my uWu days; 
And uWu when ^-^ I >w< give ^.^ occasion :3 of uWu offence 
UwU Then let :33 me ^-^ die, for now >w< thou UwU hast xDD nyo cause. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. :33 Nyo >_< cause! 
>w< Thy father slew >_> my >_< fathew; >_< thewefowe, ^.^ die. OwO [Stabs :33 him] 
:3 WUTWAND. xDD Di faciant laudis UwU summa ÚwÚ sit uWu ista tuae! x3 [Dies] 
>_> CWIFFOWD. >_> Pwantagenyet, ^-^ I come, Plantagenet; 
And ^w^ this thy son's UwU bwood cleaving uWu to >_> my xDD bwade 
ÚwÚ Shaww rust upon >_> my weapon, :3 tiww thy uWu bwood, 
Congeal'd xDD with ^w^ this, do uWu make :33 me uWu wipe off ^.^ both. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field 

:33 Awawum. ^-^ Entew >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF ÚwÚ YOWK 

UwU YOWK. ^.^ The >w< awmy :3 of >w< the Queen hath ^w^ got >w< the field. 
^w^ My uncles x3 both are OwO swain ^-^ in >w< wescuing x3 me; 
And ;;w;; aww >_> my >_> fowwowews uWu to >w< the >w< eagew OwO foe 
:3 Tuwn >_< back ^-^ and UwU fwy, OwO wike >w< ships :33 befowe >w< the wind, 
>_> Ow lambs x3 puwsu'd :3 by :3 hungew-stawved ÚwÚ wowves. 
^w^ My sons- >_> God UwU knyows what hath ^-^ bechanced ^.^ them; 
xDD But ^w^ this ^-^ I ^-^ knyow- :33 they have demean'd >w< themsewves 
>w< Wike ^-^ men >w< bown uWu to uWu wenyown :3 by OwO wife >w< ow ^-^ death. 
Three xDD times >w< did :3 Wichawd uWu make a >w< wanye uWu to me, 
And :3 thwice uWu cwied 'Courage, >w< fathew! ^.^ fight it UwU out.' 
And full ÚwÚ as oft came uWu Edwawd uWu to >_> my >w< side 
With >w< puwpwe >w< fawchion, painted uWu to >w< the ^.^ hiwt 
^.^ In UwU bwood :3 of those ^w^ that ^w^ had :3 encount'wed ^-^ him. 
And uWu when >w< the uWu hawdiest warriors >w< did uWu wetiwe, 
:3 Wichawd uWu cwied OwO 'Chawge, ^-^ and >w< give xDD nyo ^.^ foot :3 of ;;w;; gwound!' 
And uWu cwied >w< 'A ^w^ cwown, >w< ow else a x3 gwowious ÚwÚ tomb! 
xDD A sceptre, >w< ow :3 an ^-^ eawthwy :3 sepuwchwe!' 
With ^w^ this ;;w;; we charg'd UwU again; but :33 out ^.^ awas! 
OwO We x3 bodg'd UwU again; ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have seen a >_< swan 
With bootless UwU wabouw ^w^ swim ÚwÚ against >w< the tide 
And ÚwÚ spend ;;w;; hew >_> stwength xDD with xDD ovew-matching ^.^ waves. 
^.^ [A x3 showt alarum ^.^ within] 
>_< Ah, UwU hawk! ^.^ The OwO fataw >_> fowwowews do OwO puwsue, 
And ^-^ I am UwU faint ^-^ and ;;w;; cannyot OwO fwy their ;;w;; fuwy; 
And were ^-^ I strong, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< shun their uWu fuwy. 
^.^ The sands are uWu nyumb'wed ^w^ that uWu make :3 up >_> my ^-^ wife; 
uWu Hewe must ^-^ I ;;w;; stay, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe >_> my OwO wife must >_< end. 

^-^ Entew >_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET, OwO CWIFFOWD, NORTHUMBERLAND, 
>w< the PRINCE UwU OF :3 WAWES, ^-^ and :33 sowdiews 

uWu Come, ÚwÚ bwoody x3 Cwiffowd, ^.^ wough >w< Nyowthumbewwand, 
^-^ I dare ^-^ youw ÚwÚ quenchwess ^.^ fuwy uWu to :33 mowe rage; 
^-^ I am ^-^ youw xDD butt, ^-^ and ^-^ I uWu abide ^-^ youw shot. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ÚwÚ Yiewd uWu to x3 ouw >_> mewcy, ÚwÚ pwoud >_< Pwantagenyet. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. x3 Ay, uWu to >_< such :33 mewcy ÚwÚ as ^.^ his xDD wuthwess ;;w;; awm 
With ^.^ downwight OwO payment UwU show'd >_< unto >_> my :33 fathew. 
:3 Nyow Phaethon hath ^.^ tumbwed OwO fwom ^.^ his >w< caw, 
And uWu made :3 an >_< evenying :3 at >w< the uWu nyoontide :3 pwick. 
UwU YOWK. ^w^ My ashes, ÚwÚ as >w< the :33 phoenyix, ^w^ may >_< bwing ^-^ fowth 
xDD A ^.^ biwd ^w^ that >w< wiww >_< wevenge upon :33 you all; 
And ^-^ in ^w^ that hope ^-^ I OwO thwow mine ^.^ eyes uWu to :33 heaven, 
Scorning :3 whate'ew :33 you ^w^ can afflict :33 me with. 
^.^ Why come :33 you xDD nyot? x3 What! multitudes, ^-^ and UwU feaw? 
>_> CWIFFOWD. So cowards ^.^ fight uWu when :33 they ^w^ can OwO fwy xDD nyo xDD fuwthew; 
So ;;w;; doves do uWu peck >w< the >w< fawcon's piercing >_> tawons; 
So :33 despewate OwO thieves, ;;w;; aww hopeless :3 of their x3 wives, 
uWu Bweathe :33 out OwO invectives uWu 'gainst >w< the officers. 
UwU YOWK. O x3 Cwiffowd, but bethink ÚwÚ thee once >w< again, 
And ^-^ in thy :3 thought ÚwÚ o'ewwun >_> my uWu fowmew :33 time; 
And, >_> if >w< thou >_> canst for ^w^ bwushing, ^-^ view ^w^ this OwO face, 
And bite thy tongue ^w^ that ÚwÚ swandews xDD him xDD with :33 cowawdice 
>_< Whose :33 fwown hath uWu made ÚwÚ thee UwU faint ^-^ and OwO fwy ^-^ ewe this! 
>_> CWIFFOWD. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot bandy xDD with ÚwÚ thee :3 wowd for word, 
xDD But ;;w;; buckwew xDD with ÚwÚ thee uWu bwows, twice x3 two for ^w^ onye. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Hold, ^.^ vawiant UwU Cwiffowd; for a >_> thousand UwU causes 
^-^ I :3 wouwd OwO pwowong awhile >w< the OwO twaitow's ÚwÚ wife. 
xDD Wwath ^-^ makes xDD him deaf; UwU speak UwU thou, OwO Nyowthumbewwand. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Hold, OwO Cwiffowd! do UwU nyot >w< honyouw xDD him ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
>_< To ^w^ pwick thy ^-^ fingew, though uWu to ÚwÚ wound ^.^ his >w< heawt. 
:3 What OwO vawouw were ^w^ it, uWu when a ^-^ cuw x3 doth ÚwÚ gwin, 
:3 Fow >w< onye uWu to ;;w;; thwust ^.^ his UwU hand between ^.^ his teeth, 
When UwU he :33 might :3 spuwn xDD him xDD with ^.^ his ^.^ foot ;;w;; away? 
>_> It is war's prize uWu to ^w^ take ;;w;; aww ;;w;; vantages; 
And >_< ten uWu to >w< onye is xDD nyo UwU impeach :3 of ÚwÚ vawouw. 
;;w;; [They lay >w< hands on ^-^ YOWK, ;;w;; who struggles] 
>_> CWIFFOWD. x3 Ay, :33 ay, ;;w;; so >_> stwives >w< the woodcock xDD with >w< the :33 gin. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. So x3 doth >w< the >_> cony struggle ^-^ in >w< the xDD nyet. 
UwU YOWK. So ÚwÚ twiumph OwO thieves upon their conquer'd uWu booty; 
So OwO twue ^-^ men ÚwÚ yiewd, xDD with >_< wobbews ;;w;; so xDD o'ew-match'd. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 What :3 wouwd ^-^ youw Grace have ^w^ donye >_< unto xDD him OwO nyow? 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Brave warriors, x3 Cwiffowd ^-^ and >w< Nyowthumbewwand, 
uWu Come, uWu make xDD him >_< stand upon ^w^ this OwO mowehiww ÚwÚ hewe 
:33 That raught :3 at mountains xDD with outstretched ^w^ awms, 
^w^ Yet :33 pawted but >w< the uWu shadow xDD with ^.^ his ;;w;; hand. 
^w^ What, >_> was it :33 you ^w^ that :3 wouwd >_< be uWu Engwand's king? 
^w^ Was't :33 you ^w^ that revell'd ^-^ in x3 ouw >_> pawwiament 
And uWu made a >_< pweachment :3 of ^-^ youw >_> high descent? 
;;w;; Whewe are ^-^ youw :3 mess :3 of sons uWu to >_< back :33 you OwO nyow? 
^.^ The ÚwÚ wanton uWu Edwawd ^-^ and >w< the lusty >_< Geowge? 
And >w< whewe's ^w^ that ^.^ vawiant ^-^ cwook-back xDD pwodigy, 
^w^ Dicky ^-^ youw uWu boy, ^w^ that xDD with ^.^ his grumbling :3 voice 
uWu Was UwU wont uWu to :3 cheew ^.^ his :33 dad ^-^ in xDD mutinyies? 
^w^ Ow, xDD with >w< the rest, >w< whewe is ^-^ youw >w< dawwing UwU Wutwand? 
x3 Wook, x3 Yowk: ^-^ I stain'd ^w^ this ^-^ nyapkin xDD with >w< the UwU bwood 
:33 That ^.^ vawiant x3 Cwiffowd xDD with ^.^ his xDD wapiew's point 
^-^ Made ^.^ issue OwO fwom >w< the bosom :3 of >w< the :3 boy; 
And >_> if ^w^ thinye ^.^ eyes ^w^ can water for ^.^ his >_< death, 
^-^ I >w< give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ this uWu to dry thy >_> cheeks withal. 
>_> Awas, x3 poow York! but ^w^ that ^-^ I hate ÚwÚ thee deadly, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd lament thy miserable x3 state. 
^-^ I >_> pwithee ^-^ gwieve uWu to uWu make :33 me merry, >_> Yowk. 
^w^ What, hath thy ^-^ fiewy :33 heawt ;;w;; so parch'd ^w^ thinye entrails 
:33 That UwU nyot a tear ^w^ can x3 faww for Rutland's death? 
^.^ Why UwU awt >w< thou :33 patient, man? Thou shouldst >_< be mad; 
And ^-^ I uWu to uWu make ÚwÚ thee uWu mad do ;;w;; mock ÚwÚ thee thus. 
x3 Stamp, rave, ^-^ and uWu fwet, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may ^.^ sing ^-^ and >_> dance. 
Thou wouldst >_< be ^w^ fee'd, ^-^ I see, uWu to uWu make :33 me uWu spowt; 
York ;;w;; cannyot UwU speak UwU unwess UwU he >_< weaw a ;;w;; cwown. 
xDD A crown for :3 Yowk!-and, ^w^ wowds, bow >w< wow uWu to ^-^ him. 
x3 Howd :33 you ^.^ his >w< hands whilst ^-^ I do ^w^ set it >_< on. 
[Putting a paper crown on ^.^ his :3 head] 
x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, sir, now OwO wooks UwU he OwO wike a king! 
x3 Ay, ^w^ this is UwU he ^w^ that took OwO King x3 Henwy's chair, 
And ^w^ this is UwU he >_> was ^.^ his adopted OwO heiw. 
xDD But how is it ^w^ that >_> gweat ^.^ Pwantagenyet 
Is :3 cwown'd ;;w;; so UwU soon ^-^ and ^.^ bwoke ^.^ his solemn uWu oath? 
:33 As ^-^ I bethink me, :33 you OwO shouwd UwU nyot >_< be OwO King 
xDD Tiww x3 ouw OwO King Henry ^w^ had :3 shook >w< hands xDD with ^-^ death. 
And >w< wiww :33 you ^-^ pawe ^-^ youw ^.^ head ^-^ in x3 Henwy's glory, 
And uWu wob ^.^ his temples :3 of >w< the diadem, 
:3 Nyow ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< wife, ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw UwU howy uWu oath? 
OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis a x3 fauwt x3 too x3 too 
uWu Off xDD with >w< the crown ^-^ and xDD with >w< the crown ^.^ his head; 
And, whilst ;;w;; we ^-^ bweathe, ^w^ take :3 time uWu to do xDD him xDD dead. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. :33 That is >_> my ;;w;; office, for >_> my >_> fathew's >_< sake. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Nay, ^w^ stay; let's >_> heaw >w< the >_< owisons UwU he makes. 
UwU YOWK. ;;w;; She-wowf :3 of France, but worse than ^w^ wowves :3 of France, 
>_< Whose tongue :33 mowe ^-^ poisons than >w< the adder's ^w^ tooth! 
UwU How xDD iww-beseeming is it ^-^ in thy ;;w;; sex 
>_< To ÚwÚ twiumph OwO wike :3 an Amazonian >w< twuww 
ÚwÚ Upon their ^-^ woes whom xDD fowtunye >w< captivates! 
xDD But ^w^ that thy UwU face is OwO visawd-wike, >w< unchanging, 
^-^ Made OwO impudent xDD with ÚwÚ use :3 of x3 eviw x3 deeds, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd assay, ÚwÚ pwoud ^-^ queen, uWu to uWu make ÚwÚ thee ^w^ bwush. 
>_< To tell ÚwÚ thee whence >w< thou cam'st, :3 of whom :33 dewiv'd, 
^.^ Wewe OwO shame :33 enyough uWu to OwO shame ^-^ thee, ^-^ wewt >w< thou UwU nyot ^.^ shamewess. 
>w< Thy father >_< beaws >w< the :3 type :3 of OwO King :3 of Naples, 
Of x3 both >w< the Sicils ^-^ and ^.^ Jewusawem, 
^w^ Yet UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^-^ weawthy ÚwÚ as :3 an ÚwÚ Engwish UwU yeoman. 
uWu Hath ^w^ that x3 poow UwU monyawch ^-^ taught ÚwÚ thee uWu to ^-^ insuwt? 
>_> It xDD nyeeds not, >_< nyow it xDD boots ÚwÚ thee not, ÚwÚ pwoud queen; 
uWu Unwess >w< the ^w^ adage must >_< be ^w^ vewified, 
:33 That xDD beggaws mounted run their ;;w;; howse uWu to ^-^ death. 
'Tis beauty ^w^ that x3 doth oft uWu make :33 women ÚwÚ pwoud; 
>w< But, >_> God He :3 knyows, thy ^-^ shawe ^w^ theweof is :3 smaww. 
'Tis virtue ^w^ that x3 doth uWu make them :3 most admir'd; 
^.^ The ^-^ contwawy x3 doth uWu make ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wond'wed at. 
'Tis government ^w^ that ^-^ makes them seem x3 divinye; 
^.^ The >_< want ^w^ theweof ^-^ makes ÚwÚ thee >_< abominyabwe. 
Thou UwU awt ÚwÚ as x3 opposite uWu to >_> evewy ^w^ good 
:33 As >w< the Antipodes are >_< unto us, 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ as >w< the ;;w;; south uWu to >w< the septentrion. 
O >w< tigew's :33 heawt xDD wwapp'd ^-^ in a :3 woman's hide! 
UwU How OwO couwdst >w< thou ^w^ dwain >w< the ^.^ wife-bwood :3 of >w< the uWu chiwd, 
>_< To :33 bid >w< the father uWu wipe ^.^ his ^.^ eyes :33 withaw, 
And yet >_< be seen uWu to ;;w;; beaw a :3 woman's xDD face? 
Women are soft, ÚwÚ miwd, pitiful, ^-^ and ;;w;; fwexibwe: 
Thou ;;w;; stewn, x3 obduwate, uWu fwinty, :33 wough, uWu wemowsewess. 
xDD Bid'st >w< thou :33 me x3 wage? :3 Why, now >w< thou UwU hast thy ^.^ wish; 
Wouldst have :33 me ^-^ weep? :3 Why, now >w< thou UwU hast thy :3 wiww; 
:3 Fow :3 waging ^.^ wind ^.^ bwows :3 up >w< incessant OwO showews, 
And uWu when >w< the xDD wage OwO awways, >w< the rain begins. 
These tears are >_> my sweet Rutland's obsequies; 
And >_> evewy drop cries vengeance for ^.^ his ÚwÚ death 
^.^ 'Gainst ^-^ thee, uWu feww x3 Cwiffowd, ^-^ and ^-^ thee, x3 fawse uWu Fwenchwoman. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_< Beshwew me, but ^.^ his UwU passions ^.^ move :33 me ;;w;; so 
:33 That hardly ^w^ can ^-^ I check >_> my ^.^ eyes OwO fwom ^.^ teaws. 
UwU YOWK. :33 That UwU face :3 of ^.^ his >w< the UwU hungwy UwU cannyibaws 
>w< Wouwd UwU nyot have ^.^ touch'd, :3 wouwd UwU nyot have stain'd xDD with ;;w;; bwood; 
xDD But :33 you are :33 mowe ^.^ inhuman, :33 mowe inexorable- 
OwO O, >_< ten xDD times ;;w;; mowe- than uWu tigews :3 of Hyrcania. 
See, xDD wuthwess ^-^ queen, a >_< hapwess >_> fathew's ^.^ teaws. 
^.^ This cloth >w< thou >_> dipp'dst ^-^ in UwU bwood :3 of >_> my sweet uWu boy, 
And ^-^ I xDD with tears do >w< wash >w< the UwU bwood uWu away. 
uWu Keep >w< thou >w< the napkin, ^-^ and ^w^ go >_< boast :3 of this; 
And >_> if >w< thou tell'st >w< the >_< heavy ^w^ stowy >_< wight, 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my ^w^ souw, >w< the hearers >w< wiww xDD shed :33 teaws; 
x3 Yea, uWu even >_> my >_> foes >w< wiww xDD shed :3 fast-fawwing tears 
And say UwU 'Awas, it >_> was a uWu piteous ^.^ deed!' 
There, ^w^ take >w< the ^w^ cwown, ^-^ and xDD with >w< the crown >_> my curse; 
And ^-^ in thy need >_< such x3 comfowt come uWu to ÚwÚ thee 
:33 As now ^-^ I >_> weap :3 at thy x3 too OwO cwuew hand! 
UwU Hawd-heawted x3 Cwiffowd, ^w^ take :33 me OwO fwom >w< the :3 wowwd; 
^w^ My ^w^ souw uWu to :33 heaven, >_> my UwU bwood upon ^-^ youw >w< heads! 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Had UwU he OwO been ^-^ swaughtew-man uWu to ;;w;; aww >_> my ;;w;; kin, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot for >_> my OwO wife but UwU weep xDD with :3 him, 
>_< To see how :33 inwy >_> sowwow :3 gwipes ^.^ his >w< souw. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ What, weeping-ripe, >_> my xDD Wowd Northumberland? 
>w< Think but upon >w< the ^-^ wwong UwU he >w< did uWu us >w< aww, 
And ^w^ that >w< wiww quickly dry thy melting ^.^ teaws. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. Here's for >_> my xDD oath, >_> hewe's for >_> my >_> fathew's ^-^ death. 
>w< [Stabbing :33 him] 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. And >_> hewe's uWu to >w< wight x3 ouw gentle-hearted ^w^ king. 
>w< [Stabbing :33 him] 
UwU YOWK. xDD Open >w< Thy ^.^ gate :3 of >_> mewcy, OwO gwacious x3 God! 
^w^ My ^w^ souw :33 fwies through uWu these >_< wounds uWu to >w< seek :33 out ÚwÚ Thee. 
x3 [Dies] 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. uWu Off xDD with ^.^ his head, ^-^ and ^w^ set it on York gates; 
So York ^w^ may overlook >w< the UwU town :3 of >_> Yowk. 
xDD Fwouwish. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
xDD A UwU pwain uWu nyeaw :3 Mowtimew's ÚwÚ Cwoss ^-^ in UwU Hewefowdshiwe 

xDD A march. ^-^ Entew EDWARD, ;;w;; WICHAWD, ^-^ and their ÚwÚ powew 

EDWARD. ^-^ I x3 wondew how x3 ouw ÚwÚ pwincewy father UwU scap'd, 
>_> Ow whether UwU he >_< be ÚwÚ scap'd xDD away >w< ow xDD nyo 
^w^ Fwom uWu Cwiffowd's ^-^ and :3 Nyowthumbewwand's pursuit. 
Had UwU he OwO been ;;w;; ta'en, ;;w;; we OwO shouwd have heard >w< the ^.^ nyews; 
Had UwU he OwO been slain, ;;w;; we OwO shouwd have heard >w< the ^.^ nyews; 
>_> Ow ^w^ had UwU he UwU scap'd, :33 methinks ;;w;; we OwO shouwd have heard 
^.^ The happy >_< tidings :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ good UwU escape. 
UwU How :33 fawes >_> my brother? ^.^ Why is UwU he ;;w;; so xDD sad? 
RICHARD. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; joy x3 untiw ^-^ I >_< be ^w^ wesowv'd 
;;w;; Whewe x3 ouw >w< wight ^.^ vawiant father is ^.^ become. 
^-^ I OwO saw xDD him ^-^ in >w< the >_< battwe >_< wange uWu about, 
And watch'd xDD him how UwU he ;;w;; singwed x3 Cwiffowd forth. 
:3 Methought UwU he bore xDD him ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ thickest :33 twoop 
:33 As x3 doth a lion ^-^ in a herd :3 of neat; 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ as a ^.^ beaw, :33 encompass'd :3 wound xDD with uWu dogs, 
>_< Who having >w< pinch'd a OwO few ^-^ and uWu made them OwO cwy, 
^.^ The :33 west >_< stand ;;w;; aww xDD awoof ^-^ and ^-^ bawk :3 at ^-^ him. 
So far'd x3 ouw father xDD with ^.^ his enemies; 
So fled ^.^ his enemies >_> my ;;w;; wawwike :33 fathew. 
xDD Methinks ÚwÚ 'tis prize :33 enyough uWu to >_< be ^.^ his ;;w;; son. 
ÚwÚ See how >w< the ^.^ mownying UwU opes ;;w;; hew xDD gowden ^-^ gates 
And >_> takes ;;w;; hew >_< faweweww :3 of >w< the x3 gwowious :3 sun. 
UwU How ^w^ weww :3 wesembwes it >w< the ÚwÚ pwime :3 of uWu youth, 
:3 Twimm'd OwO wike a ^w^ younkew :33 pwancing uWu to ^.^ his love! 
EDWARD. Dazzle mine uWu eyes, >w< ow do ^-^ I see xDD thwee ;;w;; suns? 
RICHARD. Three x3 gwowious :33 suns, uWu each >w< onye a UwU pewfect x3 sun; 
uWu Nyot :3 sepawated xDD with >w< the x3 wacking :33 cwouds, 
xDD But ^.^ sevew'd ^-^ in a ^-^ pawe :33 cweaw-shinying >_< sky. 
See, x3 see! :33 they join, embrace, ^-^ and seem uWu to ^.^ kiss, 
:33 As >_> if :33 they UwU vow'd ÚwÚ some OwO weague inviolable. 
:3 Nyow are :33 they but >w< onye >_> wamp, >w< onye :3 wight, >w< onye :3 sun. 
^.^ In ^w^ this >w< the :3 heaven x3 figuwes ÚwÚ some >_< event. 
EDWARD. 'Tis ^.^ wondwous >_< stwange, >w< the OwO wike yet UwU nyevew heard >_< of. 
^-^ I xDD think it cites us, ^-^ bwothew, uWu to >w< the ^.^ fiewd, 
:33 That ^-^ we, >w< the sons :3 of ^.^ bwave >_> Pwantagenyet, 
>_> Each >w< onye uWu awweady OwO bwazing :3 by x3 ouw meeds, 
^.^ Shouwd UwU nyotwithstanding :33 join x3 ouw lights x3 togethew 
And ^w^ ovewshinye >w< the >_> eawth, ÚwÚ as ^w^ this >w< the world. 
Whate'er it xDD bodes, :3 hencefowwawd >w< wiww ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my >_< tawget xDD thwee ^.^ faiw xDD shinying >_< suns. 
RICHARD. Nay, ;;w;; beaw xDD thwee :3 daughtews- :3 by ^-^ youw uWu weave ^-^ I UwU speak ^w^ it, 
You :33 wove >w< the >_> bweedew xDD bettew than >w< the male. 

^-^ Entew a UwU MESSENGEW, ^w^ bwowing 

xDD But what UwU awt UwU thou, :3 whose >_< heavy OwO wooks foretell 
^.^ Some dreadful ^w^ stowy >_> hanging on thy tongue? 
MESSENGER. >_< Ah, >w< onye ^w^ that >_> was a ;;w;; woefuw x3 wookew-on 
When ÚwÚ as >w< the ^-^ nyobwe xDD Duke :3 of York >_> was slain, 
;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ pwincewy father ^-^ and >_> my >_> woving lord! 
EDWARD. OwO O, UwU speak xDD nyo UwU mowe! for ^-^ I have heard x3 too ^-^ much. 
RICHARD. Say how UwU he :3 died, for ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> heaw it ÚwÚ aww. 
MESSENGER. x3 Enviwonyed UwU he >_> was xDD with uWu many ^w^ foes, 
And >w< stood ÚwÚ against them ÚwÚ as >w< the hope :3 of uWu Twoy 
Against >w< the >_> Gweeks ^w^ that :3 wouwd have >w< ent'wed >_> Twoy. 
xDD But ^w^ Hewcuwes himself must yield uWu to odds; 
And uWu many strokes, though xDD with a ^-^ wittwe axe, 
Hews OwO down ^-^ and >w< fewws >w< the x3 hawdest-timbew'd >_< oak. 
By uWu many >w< hands ^-^ youw father >_> was ^-^ subdu'd; 
xDD But :3 onwy ^w^ swaught'wed :3 by >w< the ireful ;;w;; awm 
Of uWu unwewenting x3 Cwiffowd ^-^ and >w< the OwO Queen, 
>_< Who :3 cwown'd >w< the OwO gwacious xDD Duke ^-^ in >_> high ;;w;; despite, 
uWu Waugh'd ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD face; ^-^ and uWu when xDD with grief UwU he ^w^ wept, 
^.^ The xDD wuthwess Queen ÚwÚ gave xDD him uWu to dry ^.^ his >_> cheeks 
xDD A ^-^ nyapkin >_< steeped ^-^ in >w< the >w< hawmwess UwU bwood 
Of sweet xDD young >w< Wutwand, :3 by ^.^ wough x3 Cwiffowd ^-^ swain; 
And after uWu many x3 scowns, uWu many ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ taunts, 
xDD They took ^.^ his head, ^-^ and on >w< the ^-^ gates :3 of York 
xDD They ^w^ set >w< the UwU same; ^-^ and >w< thewe it x3 doth ÚwÚ wemain, 
^.^ The xDD saddest ^-^ spectacwe ^w^ that e'er ^-^ I >_> view'd. 
EDWARD. ^-^ Sweet xDD Duke :3 of :33 Yowk, x3 ouw UwU pwop uWu to x3 wean >_< upon, 
:3 Nyow >w< thou UwU awt gone, ;;w;; we have xDD nyo xDD staff, xDD nyo stay. 
O x3 Cwiffowd, >_< boist'wous x3 Cwiffowd, >w< thou UwU hast OwO swain 
^.^ The OwO fwow'w :3 of Europe for ^.^ his xDD chivawwy; 
And ^w^ tweachewouswy UwU hast >w< thou vanquish'd :3 him, 
:3 Fow UwU hand uWu to UwU hand UwU he :3 wouwd have vanquish'd ;;w;; thee. 
:3 Nyow >_> my ^.^ souw's ^-^ pawace is ^-^ become a xDD pwison. 
>_< Ah, :3 wouwd she x3 bweak OwO fwom OwO hence, ^w^ that ^w^ this >_> my body 
:33 Might ^-^ in >w< the >_< gwound >_< be UwU cwosed :3 up ^-^ in rest! 
:3 Fow UwU nyevew >w< hencefowth >_< shaww ^-^ I ;;w;; joy UwU again; 
x3 Nyevew, O ^w^ nyevew, >_< shaww ^-^ I see :33 mowe joy. 
RICHARD. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ weep, for ;;w;; aww >_> my ^w^ body's ^-^ moistuwe 
>w< Scawce serves uWu to quench >_> my :33 fuwnyace-buwnying :33 heawt; 
>_> Nyow ^w^ can >_> my tongue >_> unwoad >_> my xDD heawt's >_> gweat burden, 
:3 Fow xDD sewf-same ^.^ wind ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU speak >_< withaw 
Is ^-^ kindwing UwU coaws ^w^ that ^.^ fiwes ;;w;; aww >_> my breast, 
And uWu buwns :33 me :3 up xDD with ^-^ fwames ^w^ that tears :3 wouwd quench. 
>_< To UwU weep is uWu to uWu make less >w< the ^-^ depth :3 of grief. 
ÚwÚ Teaws :33 then for UwU babes; ^.^ bwows ^-^ and >_< wevenge for me! 
Richard, ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw thy name; >_< I'ww venge thy >_< death, 
>_> Ow :33 die x3 wenyownyed :3 by >_> attempting uWu it. 
EDWARD. :33 His name ^w^ that ^.^ vawiant >w< duke hath UwU weft xDD with ;;w;; thee; 
:33 His xDD dukedom ^-^ and ^.^ his uWu chaiw xDD with :33 me is left. 
RICHARD. Nay, >_> if >w< thou >_< be ^w^ that ÚwÚ pwincewy ^.^ eagwe's x3 biwd, 
x3 Show thy descent :3 by xDD gazing uWu 'gainst >w< the x3 sun; 
:3 Fow uWu chaiw ^-^ and :3 dukedom, ^w^ thwonye ^-^ and >w< kingdom, uWu say: 
>w< Eithew ^w^ that is >w< thinye, >w< ow else >w< thou ^-^ wewt UwU nyot >w< his. 

^-^ Mawch. ^-^ Entew :33 WAWWICK, x3 MONTAGUE, ^-^ and their >w< awmy 

^-^ WAWWICK. UwU How uWu nyow, ^.^ faiw lords! :3 What ^w^ fawe? :3 What OwO nyews abroad? 
RICHARD. Great xDD Wowd :3 of ;;w;; Wawwick, >_> if ;;w;; we OwO shouwd ^-^ wecount 
>_< Ouw :33 bawefuw OwO nyews ^-^ and :3 at uWu each >w< wowd's xDD dewivewance 
Stab xDD poinyawds ^-^ in x3 ouw flesh :3 tiww ;;w;; aww were told, 
^.^ The >_> wowds :3 wouwd >w< add :33 mowe >_> anguish than >w< the wounds. 
O ^.^ vawiant lord, >w< the xDD Duke :3 of York is ^.^ swain! 
EDWARD. O ;;w;; Wawwick, Warwick! ^w^ that ^.^ Pwantagenyet 
Which :3 hewd ÚwÚ thee >_> deawwy ÚwÚ as ^.^ his ^.^ souw's UwU wedemption 
Is :3 by >w< the ^.^ stewn xDD Wowd x3 Cwiffowd ^w^ donye uWu to ^-^ death. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^w^ Ten ^-^ days ^-^ ago ^-^ I drown'd uWu these OwO nyews ^-^ in :33 teaws; 
And uWu nyow, uWu to >w< add :33 mowe :3 measuwe uWu to ^-^ youw woes, 
^-^ I come uWu to tell :33 you things :33 sith :33 then befall'n. 
uWu Aftew >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody ÚwÚ fway :3 at >w< Wakefiewd ;;w;; fought, 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ youw ^.^ bwave father ^-^ bweath'd ^.^ his uWu watest uWu gasp, 
OwO Tidings, ÚwÚ as uWu swiftwy ÚwÚ as >w< the posts ^-^ couwd >w< wun, 
^.^ Wewe brought :33 me :3 of ^-^ youw OwO woss ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ depawt. 
;;w;; I, :33 then ^-^ in London, >w< keepew :3 of >w< the :3 King, 
OwO Mustew'd >_> my ^w^ sowdiews, ^.^ gathewed UwU fwocks :3 of :3 fwiends, 
And :3 vewy ^w^ weww appointed, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ;;w;; thought, 
March'd ^.^ towawd ^-^ Saint x3 Awbans uWu to xDD intewcept >w< the OwO Queen, 
>_< Beawing >w< the OwO King ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ behawf along; 
:3 Fow :3 by >_> my ^.^ scouts ^-^ I >_> was uWu advewtised 
:33 That she >_> was >w< coming xDD with a full intent 
>_< To >_< dash x3 ouw OwO wate ^w^ decwee ^-^ in >_> pawwiament 
ÚwÚ Touching OwO King x3 Henwy's oath ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^.^ succession. 
>w< Showt x3 tawe uWu to >w< make- ;;w;; we :3 at ^-^ Saint x3 Awbans ^w^ met, 
>_< Ouw >_< battwes join'd, ^-^ and x3 both sides xDD fiewcewy uWu fought; 
xDD But whether x3 'twas >w< the x3 cowdnyess :3 of >w< the :3 King, 
>_< Who OwO wook'd full OwO gentwy on ^.^ his ;;w;; wawwike ^-^ queen, 
:33 That uWu wobb'd >_> my :33 sowdiews :3 of their :3 heated ^.^ spween, 
>_> Ow whether x3 'twas >_< wepowt :3 of ;;w;; hew xDD success, 
>_> Ow :33 mowe than UwU common ^w^ feaw :3 of uWu Cwiffowd's rigour, 
>_< Who UwU thundews uWu to ^.^ his captives UwU bwood ^-^ and >_< death, 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot judge; OwO but, uWu to ^.^ concwude xDD with truth, 
uWu Theiw ÚwÚ weapons OwO wike uWu to lightning came ^-^ and went: 
>_< Ouw soldiers', OwO wike >w< the ^-^ nyight-oww's :33 wazy flight 
>_> Ow OwO wike :3 an xDD idwe xDD thweshew xDD with a ÚwÚ fwaiw, 
>_> Feww OwO gentwy x3 down, ÚwÚ as >_> if :33 they ^w^ stwuck their uWu fwiends. 
^-^ I :33 cheew'd them :3 up xDD with ÚwÚ justice :3 of x3 ouw cause, 
With x3 pwomise :3 of >_> high ^-^ pay ^-^ and >_> gweat rewards, 
xDD But ;;w;; aww ^-^ in xDD vain; :33 they ^w^ had xDD nyo :33 heawt uWu to >w< fight, 
And ;;w;; we ^-^ in them xDD nyo hope uWu to >w< win >w< the day; 
So ^w^ that ;;w;; we fled: >w< the OwO King >_< unto >w< the >_< Queen; 
xDD Wowd ^.^ Geowge ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew, ;;w;; Nyowfowk, ^-^ and x3 mysewf, 
^.^ In haste :33 post-haste are come uWu to :33 join xDD with you; 
:3 Fow ^-^ in >w< the marches ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; we heard :33 you were 
>_< Making uWu anyothew ^.^ head uWu to ^.^ fight again. 
EDWARD. ;;w;; Whewe is >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ;;w;; Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ Wawwick? 
And uWu when came ^.^ Geowge OwO fwom ^w^ Buwgundy uWu to OwO Engwand? 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^.^ Some six miles off >w< the xDD Duke is xDD with >w< the >_> sowdiews; 
And for ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew, UwU he >_> was uWu watewy >_> sent 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ youw uWu kind OwO aunt, >w< Duchess :3 of Burgundy, 
With >_< aid :3 of :33 sowdiews uWu to ^w^ this :33 nyeedfuw ^.^ waw. 
RICHARD. >_< 'Twas xDD odds, :3 bewike, uWu when ^.^ vawiant :33 Wawwick ^.^ fwed. 
>_> Oft have ^-^ I heard ^.^ his ;;w;; pwaises ^-^ in ^w^ puwsuit, 
xDD But >w< nye'ew :3 tiww now ^.^ his scandal :3 of xDD wetiwe. 
^-^ WAWWICK. >_> Nyow now >_> my scandal, Richard, dost >w< thou OwO heaw; 
:3 Fow >w< thou xDD shawt >_< knyow ^w^ this strong >w< wight UwU hand :3 of mine 
>_> Can pluck >w< the diadem OwO fwom UwU faint x3 Henwy's ^.^ head 
And ÚwÚ wwing >w< the >_> awfuw >w< sceptwe OwO fwom ^.^ his UwU fist, 
^.^ Wewe UwU he ÚwÚ as famous ^-^ and ÚwÚ as xDD bowd ^-^ in ^-^ waw 
:33 As UwU he is :3 fam'd for ^.^ miwdnyess, OwO peace, ^-^ and :3 pwayew. 
RICHARD. ^-^ I >_< knyow it UwU weww, xDD Wowd ;;w;; Wawwick; ^w^ bwame :33 me uWu nyot. 
'Tis :33 wove ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw thy glories ^-^ makes :33 me ^w^ speak. 
xDD But ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 twoubwous :3 time what's uWu to >_< be xDD donye? 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ go OwO thwow xDD away x3 ouw coats :3 of ^-^ steew 
And ;;w;; wwap x3 ouw >_< bodies ^-^ in >w< bwack mourning-gowns, 
ÚwÚ Nyumbewing x3 ouw Ave-Maries xDD with x3 ouw :3 beads? 
>_> Ow >_< shaww ;;w;; we on >w< the >_> hewmets :3 of x3 ouw >_> foes 
Tell x3 ouw ;;w;; devotion xDD with ;;w;; wevengefuw ÚwÚ awms? 
UwU If for >w< the ^-^ wast, say UwU 'Ay,' ^-^ and uWu to ^w^ it, uWu wowds. 
^-^ WAWWICK. :3 Why, x3 thewefowe :33 Wawwick came uWu to >w< seek :33 you :33 out; 
And x3 thewefowe ÚwÚ comes >_> my brother ^w^ Montague. 
OwO Attend me, uWu wowds. ^.^ The ÚwÚ pwoud insulting OwO Queen, 
With x3 Cwiffowd ^-^ and >w< the >_< haught >w< Nyowthumbewwand, 
And :3 of their :33 feathew uWu many moe ÚwÚ pwoud >_> biwds, 
>_< Have :33 wwought >w< the OwO easy-mewting OwO King OwO wike ÚwÚ wax. 
He ^.^ swowe consent uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ succession, 
:33 His oath enrolled ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ pawwiament; 
And now uWu to :33 Wondon ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 cwew are ^w^ gonye 
>_< To >w< fwustwate x3 both ^.^ his oath ^-^ and what uWu beside 
:3 May uWu make ÚwÚ against >w< the house :3 of Lancaster. 
uWu Theiw :33 powew, ^-^ I think, is x3 thiwty >_> thousand >w< stwong. 
:3 Nyow >_> if >w< the :33 hewp :3 of uWu Nyowfowk ^-^ and x3 mysewf, 
With ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< fwiends ^w^ that UwU thou, ^.^ bwave uWu Eaww :3 of xDD Mawch, 
>w< Amongst >w< the >_> woving Welshmen >_> canst procure, 
Will but amount uWu to ÚwÚ five ^-^ and twenty OwO thousand, 
:3 Why, Via! uWu to :33 Wondon >w< wiww ;;w;; we OwO mawch >w< amain, 
And once ;;w;; again OwO bestwide x3 ouw ^-^ foaming steeds, 
And once ;;w;; again ^.^ cwy 'Charge upon x3 ouw ^-^ foes!' 
xDD But UwU nyevew once ;;w;; again ^w^ tuwn >_< back ^-^ and ^w^ fwy. 
RICHARD. x3 Ay, now :33 methinks ^-^ I >_> heaw >_> gweat :33 Wawwick ^w^ speak. 
>w< Nye'ew ^w^ may UwU he >_< wive uWu to see a sunshine x3 day 
:33 That cries 'Retire!' >_> if :33 Wawwick :33 bid xDD him stay. 
EDWARD. xDD Wowd ;;w;; Wawwick, on thy shoulder >w< wiww ^-^ I >_> wean; 
And uWu when >w< thou :3 faiw'st- ÚwÚ as >_> God x3 fowbid >w< the >w< houw!- 
ÚwÚ Must uWu Edwawd :33 faww, xDD which peril :3 heaven OwO fowfend. 
^-^ WAWWICK. :33 Nyo >_> wongew uWu Eaww :3 of xDD Mawch, but xDD Duke :3 of >_> Yowk; 
^.^ The UwU nyext ^w^ degwee is uWu Engwand's ;;w;; woyaw throne, 
:3 Fow OwO King :3 of ;;w;; Engwand xDD shawt >w< thou >_< be proclaim'd 
^.^ In >_> evewy borough ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ^w^ pass along; 
And UwU he ^w^ that throws UwU nyot :3 up ^.^ his OwO cap for ;;w;; joy 
ÚwÚ Shaww for >w< the x3 fauwt uWu make forfeit :3 of ^.^ his head. 
OwO King ^w^ Edwawd, ^.^ vawiant Richard, x3 Montague, 
Stay ;;w;; we xDD nyo ;;w;; wongew, >_< dweaming :3 of OwO wenyown, 
xDD But sound >w< the trumpets ^-^ and uWu about x3 ouw task. 
RICHARD. OwO Then, x3 Cwiffowd, were thy :33 heawt ÚwÚ as :33 hawd ÚwÚ as ^-^ steew, 
:33 As >w< thou UwU hast >_< shown it x3 fwinty :3 by thy x3 deeds, 
^-^ I come uWu to pierce it >w< ow uWu to >w< give ÚwÚ thee >_< minye. 
EDWARD. UwU Then ;;w;; stwike :3 up >w< dwums. >_> God ^-^ and ^-^ Saint ^.^ Geowge for >_> us! 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

^-^ WAWWICK. UwU How OwO nyow! what OwO nyews? 
MESSENGER. ^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of uWu Nyowfowk xDD sends :33 you :3 wowd :3 by :33 me 
^.^ The Queen is >w< coming xDD with a ^w^ puissant :33 host, 
And craves ^-^ youw company for speedy UwU counsew. 
^-^ WAWWICK. :3 Why, :33 then it :3 sowts; ^.^ bwave warriors, let's uWu away. 
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^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
:3 Befowe York 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew UwU KING HENRY, >_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET, >w< the PRINCE UwU OF :3 WAWES, OwO CWIFFOWD, 
NORTHUMBERLAND, xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and trumpets 

>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ Wewcome, >_> my lord, uWu to ^w^ this ^.^ bwave UwU town :3 of >_> Yowk. 
Yonder's >w< the ^.^ head :3 of ^w^ that ^.^ awch-enyemy 
:33 That sought uWu to >_< be :33 encompass'd xDD with ^-^ youw ;;w;; cwown. 
^.^ Doth UwU nyot >w< the ^.^ object :3 cheew ^-^ youw heart, >_> my >_> wowd? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ as >w< the rocks :3 cheew them ^w^ that ^w^ feaw their xDD wweck- 
>_< To see ^w^ this sight, it >_> iwks >_> my :3 vewy >w< souw. 
^-^ Withhowd revenge, dear >_> God; ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot >_> my :33 fauwt, 
>_> Nyow xDD wittingwy have ^-^ I infring'd >_> my ^w^ vow. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. ^w^ My OwO gwacious liege, ^w^ this x3 too ÚwÚ much ;;w;; wenyity 
And harmful :33 pity must >_< be OwO waid >w< aside. 
>_< To whom do >_> wions ÚwÚ cast their ÚwÚ gentwe looks? 
uWu Nyot uWu to >w< the beast ^w^ that :3 wouwd ^.^ usuwp their den. 
>_< Whose UwU hand is ^w^ that >w< the forest ;;w;; beaw x3 doth :3 wick? 
uWu Nyot ^.^ his ^w^ that spoils ;;w;; hew xDD young :33 befowe ;;w;; hew OwO face. 
>_< Who x3 scapes >w< the >_> wuwking serpent's x3 mowtaw :3 sting? 
uWu Nyot UwU he ^w^ that ÚwÚ sets ^.^ his ^.^ foot upon ;;w;; hew OwO back, 
^.^ The UwU smawwest ^.^ wowm >w< wiww ;;w;; tuwn, being trodden ;;w;; on, 
And ;;w;; doves >w< wiww uWu peck ^-^ in safeguard :3 of their ;;w;; bwood. 
>_> Ambitious York >w< did ;;w;; wevew :3 at thy ^w^ cwown, 
Thou >_< smiwing :33 whiwe UwU he :33 knyit ^.^ his >w< angwy >_> bwows. 
x3 He, but a Duke, :3 wouwd have ^.^ his ^-^ son a uWu king, 
And xDD waise ^.^ his ^.^ issue OwO wike a >_> woving >w< siwe: 
^w^ Thou, being a uWu king, bless'd xDD with a goodly son, 
;;w;; Didst yield consent uWu to disinherit :3 him, 
Which x3 awgued ÚwÚ thee a :3 most :33 unwoving :33 fathew. 
Unreasonable >_< cweatuwes ;;w;; feed their :33 young; 
And though man's UwU face >_< be OwO feawfuw uWu to their uWu eyes, 
uWu Yet, ^-^ in xDD pwotection :3 of their tender ones, 
>_< Who hath UwU nyot seen them- uWu even xDD with those uWu wings 
Which x3 sometime :33 they have ÚwÚ us'd xDD with OwO feawfuw UwU fwight- 
Make ^-^ waw xDD with xDD him ^w^ that ^.^ cwimb'd >_< unto their ^-^ nyest, 
>_< Offewing their ^-^ own xDD wives ^-^ in their young's defence 
:3 Fow >w< shame, >_> my liege, uWu make them ^-^ youw OwO pwecedent! 
^.^ Wewe it UwU nyot :33 pity ^w^ that ^w^ this goodly :33 boy 
^.^ Shouwd ;;w;; wose ^.^ his xDD biwthwight :3 by ^.^ his >_> fathew's :33 fauwt, 
And long hereafter say >_< unto ^.^ his UwU chiwd 
:3 'What >_> my great-grandfather ^-^ and grandsire ^w^ got 
^w^ My ^-^ cawewess father ;;w;; fondwy ÚwÚ gave away'? 
>_< Ah, what a OwO shame were this! ÚwÚ Wook on >w< the :3 boy; 
And let ^.^ his uWu manwy OwO face, xDD which promiseth 
>_< Successfuw ^w^ fowtunye, ^-^ steew thy melting :33 heawt 
>_< To hold ^w^ thinye ^-^ own ^-^ and uWu weave ^w^ thinye ^-^ own xDD with ^-^ him. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Full ^w^ weww hath x3 Cwiffowd >_< pway'd >w< the >_> owatow, 
>w< Infewwing >_> awguments :3 of ^w^ mighty :33 fowce. 
>w< But, x3 Cwiffowd, tell me, didst >w< thou UwU nyevew >_> heaw 
:33 That things ^w^ iww ^w^ got ^w^ had ^-^ evew ÚwÚ bad :33 success? 
And happy uWu awways >_> was it for ^w^ that ^-^ son 
>_< Whose father for ^.^ his :3 hoawding UwU went uWu to ^-^ heww? 
>_< I'ww uWu weave >_> my ^-^ son >_> my x3 viwtuous deeds x3 behind; 
And :3 wouwd >_> my father ^w^ had UwU weft :33 me xDD nyo UwU mowe! 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west is :3 hewd :3 at >_< such a OwO wate 
:33 As UwU bwings a :33 thousand-fowd :33 mowe OwO cawe uWu to :3 keep 
uWu Than ^-^ in ^w^ possession :33 any :33 jot :3 of ^.^ pweasuwe. 
>_< Ah, ;;w;; cousin York! :3 wouwd thy uWu best >w< fwiends >w< did >_< knyow 
UwU How it x3 doth ^-^ gwieve :33 me ^w^ that thy ^.^ head is ^w^ hewe! 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ My lord, :3 cheew :3 up ^-^ youw >_< spiwits; x3 ouw >_> foes are xDD nyigh, 
And ^w^ this UwU soft ÚwÚ couwage ^-^ makes ^-^ youw >_> fowwowews OwO faint. 
You >_< pwomis'd :33 knyighthood uWu to x3 ouw ;;w;; fowwawd son: 
UwU Unsheathe ^-^ youw >_< swowd ^-^ and :33 dub xDD him ^-^ pwesentwy. 
^w^ Edwawd, kneel down. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. uWu Edwawd >_> Pwantagenyet, arise a ^w^ knyight; 
And learn ^w^ this >w< wesson: Draw thy >_< swowd ^-^ in right. 
PRINCE UwU OF WALES. ^w^ My OwO gwacious ^-^ fathew, :3 by ^-^ youw UwU kingwy leave, 
>_< I'ww draw it ÚwÚ as apparent uWu to >w< the ^w^ cwown, 
And ^-^ in ^w^ that :3 quawwew ÚwÚ use it uWu to >w< the ^-^ death. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. :3 Why, ^w^ that is ^-^ spoken OwO wike a ^.^ towawd uWu pwince. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. uWu Woyaw commanders, >_< be ^-^ in xDD weadinyess; 
:3 Fow xDD with a band :3 of x3 thiwty >_> thousand ^-^ men 
^w^ Comes ;;w;; Wawwick, backing :3 of >w< the xDD Duke :3 of :33 Yowk, 
And ^-^ in >w< the towns, ÚwÚ as :33 they do OwO mawch uWu awong, 
>w< Pwocwaims xDD him uWu king, ^-^ and uWu many OwO fwy uWu to ^-^ him. 
^.^ Dawwaign ^-^ youw :3 battwe, for :33 they are :3 at ;;w;; hand. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ youw Highness :3 wouwd ^.^ depawt >w< the uWu fiewd: 
^.^ The Queen hath uWu best ^w^ success uWu when :33 you are absent. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. x3 Ay, ^w^ good >_> my lord, ^-^ and uWu weave uWu us uWu to x3 ouw UwU fowtunye. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 Why, UwU that's >_> my xDD fowtunye too; x3 thewefowe >_< I'ww stay. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Be it xDD with resolution, uWu then, uWu to :3 fight. 
PRINCE UwU OF WALES. ^w^ My ;;w;; woyaw ^-^ fathew, :3 cheew uWu these ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ wowds, 
And hearten those ^w^ that ^.^ fight ^-^ in ^-^ youw ÚwÚ defence. 
UwU Unsheathe ^-^ youw ;;w;; swowd, ^w^ good >_< fathew; ^.^ cwy 'Saint :33 Geowge!' 

^-^ Mawch. ^-^ Entew EDWARD, :33 GEOWGE, ;;w;; WICHAWD, :33 WAWWICK, 
:3 NyOWFOWK, x3 MONTAGUE, ^-^ and :33 sowdiews 

EDWARD. xDD Nyow, ^w^ pewjuw'd Henry, OwO wiwt >w< thou kneel for ^.^ gwace 
And ^w^ set thy diadem upon >_> my head, 
>_> Ow :3 bide >w< the x3 mowtaw xDD fowtunye :3 of >w< the field? 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. :3 Go OwO wate thy minions, ÚwÚ pwoud insulting ^.^ boy. 
Becomes it ÚwÚ thee uWu to >_< be UwU thus xDD bowd ^-^ in >w< tewms 
:3 Befowe thy sovereign ^-^ and thy x3 wawfuw king? 
EDWARD. ^-^ I am ^.^ his uWu king, ^-^ and UwU he OwO shouwd bow ^.^ his ;;w;; knyee. 
^-^ I >_> was adopted >_< heiw :3 by ^.^ his consent: 
;;w;; Since when, ^.^ his oath is ^w^ bwoke; ^-^ fow, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I uWu heaw, 
You ^w^ that are :3 King, though UwU he do >_< weaw >w< the ^w^ cwown, 
>_< Have caus'd xDD him :3 by xDD nyew :3 act :3 of >_> pawwiament 
>_< To ^.^ bwot :33 out :33 me ^-^ and put ^.^ his ^-^ own ^-^ son uWu in. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. And :3 weason >_< too: 
>_< Who OwO shouwd succeed >w< the father but >w< the son? 
RICHARD. ;;w;; Awe :33 you there, ÚwÚ butchew? OwO O, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >w< speak! 
>_> CWIFFOWD. x3 Ay, crook-back, ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I >_< stand uWu to answer ^-^ thee, 
>_> Ow :33 any ÚwÚ he, >w< the proudest :3 of thy ;;w;; sowt. 
RICHARD. >_< 'Twas :33 you ^w^ that kill'd xDD young >w< Wutwand, >_> was it xDD nyot? 
>_> CWIFFOWD. x3 Ay, ^-^ and old :33 Yowk, ^-^ and yet UwU nyot satisfied. 
RICHARD. :3 Fow God's xDD sake, ^w^ wowds, >w< give uWu signyaw uWu to >w< the :3 fight. 
^-^ WAWWICK. :3 What say'st UwU thou, >_< Henwy? UwU Wiwt >w< thou yield >w< the xDD cwown? 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, long-tongu'd Warwick! ÚwÚ Dawe :33 you ^.^ speak? 
When :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< met :3 at ^-^ Saint x3 Awbans last 
;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ wegs >w< did xDD bettew UwU sewvice than ^-^ youw :3 hands. 
^-^ WAWWICK. UwU Then x3 'twas >_> my ^w^ tuwn uWu to UwU fwy, ^-^ and now ÚwÚ 'tis thine. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. You ^-^ said ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :3 befowe, ^-^ and yet :33 you ^.^ fwed. 
^-^ WAWWICK. >_< 'Twas UwU nyot ^-^ youw uWu vawouw, x3 Cwiffowd, drove :33 me :3 thence. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. x3 Nyo, >_< nyow ^-^ youw OwO manhood ^w^ that durst uWu make :33 you stay. 
RICHARD. >w< Nyowthumbewwand, ^-^ I hold ÚwÚ thee >_> wevewentwy. 
;;w;; Bweak off >w< the ;;w;; pawwey; for scarce ^-^ I ^w^ can refrain 
^.^ The UwU execution :3 of >_> my ^.^ big-swow'n :33 heawt 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ that x3 Cwiffowd, ^w^ that OwO cwuew child-killer. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. ^-^ I slew thy >_< fathew; call'st >w< thou xDD him a ;;w;; chiwd? 
RICHARD. x3 Ay, OwO wike a dastard ^-^ and a uWu tweachewous coward, 
:33 As >w< thou didst kill x3 ouw tender brother Rutland; 
xDD But ^-^ ewe ^.^ sunset >_< I'ww uWu make ÚwÚ thee xDD cuwse >w< the ^-^ deed. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_< Have ^w^ donye xDD with >_< wowds, >_> my ^w^ wowds, ^-^ and >_> heaw :33 me ^w^ speak. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Defy them uWu then, >w< ow else hold ^-^ cwose thy ^-^ wips. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I >_> pwithee >w< give xDD nyo :33 wimits uWu to >_> my ^.^ tongue: 
^-^ I am a uWu king, ^-^ and privileg'd uWu to ^w^ speak. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. ^w^ My liege, >w< the ÚwÚ wound ^w^ that uWu bwed ^w^ this OwO meeting ÚwÚ hewe 
^w^ Cannyot >_< be x3 cuw'd :3 by words; x3 thewefowe >_< be >w< stiww. 
RICHARD. OwO Then, ;;w;; executionyew, UwU unsheathe thy sword. 
By ÚwÚ Him ^w^ that uWu made uWu us >w< aww, ^-^ I am ^w^ wesowv'd 
:33 That uWu Cwiffowd's OwO manhood ^w^ wies upon ^.^ his ;;w;; tongue. 
EDWARD. >w< Say, Henry, >_< shaww ^-^ I have >_> my >_< wight, >w< ow no? 
xDD A >_> thousand ^-^ men have ^.^ bwoke their ^w^ fasts xDD to-day 
:33 That >w< nye'ew >_< shaww dine UwU unwess >w< thou yield >w< the ;;w;; cwown. 
^-^ WAWWICK. UwU If >w< thou xDD deny, their UwU bwood upon thy head; 
:3 Fow York ^-^ in ÚwÚ justice puts ^.^ his x3 awmouw >_< on. 
PRINCE UwU OF WALES. UwU If ^w^ that >_< be >w< wight xDD which :33 Wawwick x3 says is >_< wight, 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo OwO wwong, but >_> evewy >_> thing is right. 
RICHARD. ^-^ Whoevew ^w^ got ^-^ thee, >w< thewe thy mother stands; 
:3 Fow ^w^ weww ^-^ I wot >w< thou UwU hast thy xDD mothew's ;;w;; tongue. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. xDD But >w< thou UwU awt ^w^ nyeithew OwO wike thy >w< siwe >_< nyow x3 dam; 
xDD But OwO wike a ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ misshapen >_< stigmatic, 
>_< Mawk'd :3 by >w< the ^.^ destinyies uWu to >_< be >_> avoided, 
:33 As ^-^ venyom uWu toads >w< ow ;;w;; wizawds' dreadful OwO stings. 
RICHARD. Iron :3 of Naples :3 hid xDD with ÚwÚ Engwish OwO giwt, 
>_< Whose father >_< beaws >w< the title :3 of a OwO king- 
:33 As >_> if a ÚwÚ channyew OwO shouwd >_< be call'd >w< the sea- 
:33 Sham'st >w< thou not, OwO knyowing whence >w< thou UwU awt extraught, 
>_< To let thy tongue ^w^ detect thy base-born :3 heawt? 
EDWARD. xDD A wisp :3 of ^.^ stwaw were worth a >_> thousand ^.^ cwowns 
>_< To uWu make ^w^ this x3 shamewess x3 cawwet >_< knyow >_> hewsewf. 
ÚwÚ Hewen :3 of ^.^ Gweece >_> was :3 faiwew far than UwU thou, 
Although thy :3 husband ^w^ may >_< be ^.^ Menyewaus; 
And >w< nye'ew >_> was Agamemmon's brother wrong'd 
By ^w^ that x3 fawse woman ÚwÚ as ^w^ this :33 king :3 by ;;w;; thee. 
:33 His father revell'd ^-^ in >w< the :33 heawt :3 of France, 
And tam'd >w< the :3 King, ^-^ and uWu made >w< the uWu Dauphin stoop; 
And ^w^ had UwU he match'd uWu accowding uWu to ^.^ his xDD state, 
He :33 might have ÚwÚ kept ^w^ that xDD gwowy uWu to ^w^ this day; 
xDD But uWu when UwU he took a uWu beggaw uWu to ^.^ his bed 
And grac'd thy x3 poow >w< siwe xDD with ^.^ his x3 bwidaw x3 day, 
uWu Even :33 then ^w^ that sunshine ^-^ bwew'd a :3 show'w for xDD him 
:33 That >_< wash'd ^.^ his >_> fathew's UwU fowtunyes ^-^ fowth :3 of >_< Fwance 
And ÚwÚ heap'd UwU sedition on ^.^ his crown :3 at home. 
:3 Fow what hath :33 bwoach'd ^w^ this ^-^ tumuwt but thy ÚwÚ pwide? 
>_< Hadst >w< thou OwO been >_> meek, x3 ouw title OwO stiww ^w^ had slept; 
And ^-^ we, ^-^ in :33 pity :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe :3 King, 
Had uWu swipp'd x3 ouw x3 cwaim x3 untiw uWu anyothew age. 
GEORGE. xDD But uWu when ;;w;; we OwO saw x3 ouw sunshine uWu made thy :3 spwing, 
And ^w^ that thy summer uWu bwed uWu us xDD nyo ^w^ incwease, 
OwO We ^w^ set >w< the ^w^ axe uWu to thy x3 usuwping >_> woot; 
And though >w< the OwO edge hath x3 something OwO hit >_> ouwsewves, 
^w^ Yet >_< knyow UwU thou, >_> since ;;w;; we have >_< begun uWu to :33 stwike, 
>w< We'ww UwU nyevew uWu weave :3 tiww ;;w;; we have hewn ÚwÚ thee x3 down, 
>_> Ow bath'd thy growing xDD with x3 ouw :3 heated >_> bwoods. 
EDWARD. And ^-^ in ^w^ this resolution ^-^ I :33 defy ;;w;; thee; 
uWu Nyot OwO wiwwing :33 any >_> wongew ÚwÚ confewence, 
;;w;; Since >w< thou ^w^ denyiest >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe OwO King uWu to ^w^ speak. 
^.^ Sound ;;w;; twumpets; let x3 ouw ÚwÚ bwoody ^w^ cowouws :3 wave, 
And OwO eithew victory >w< ow else a xDD gwave! 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Stay, xDD Edwawd. 
EDWARD. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ wwangwing woman, x3 we'ww xDD nyo >_> wongew ^w^ stay; 
These >_> wowds >w< wiww cost >_< ten >_> thousand xDD wives ^w^ this ;;w;; day. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
xDD A field :3 of >_< battwe between Towton ^-^ and uWu Saxton, ^-^ in xDD Yowkshiwe 

:33 Awawum; xDD excuwsions. ^-^ Entew :3 WAWWICK 

^-^ WAWWICK. :3 Fowspent xDD with ^w^ toiw, ÚwÚ as :3 wunnyews xDD with a x3 wace, 
^-^ I lay :33 me OwO down a ^-^ wittwe :33 whiwe uWu to ;;w;; bweathe; 
:3 Fow ^.^ stwokes >_> weceiv'd ^-^ and uWu many ^.^ bwows ^.^ wepaid 
>_< Have uWu wobb'd >_> my strong-knit ^.^ sinyews :3 of their >_< stwength, 
And :33 spite :3 of :33 spite xDD nyeeds must ^-^ I :33 west ^w^ awhiwe. 

^-^ Entew EDWARD, running 

EDWARD. Smile, ÚwÚ gentwe :33 heaven, >w< ow :33 stwike, ungentle >_> death; 
:3 Fow ^w^ this UwU wowwd :33 fwowns, ^-^ and ^-^ Edwawd's sun is :3 cwouded. 
^-^ WAWWICK. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my ^-^ wowd. :3 What hap? :3 What hope :3 of :3 good? 

^-^ Entew GEORGE 

GEORGE. >_< Ouw >_< hap is >_> wost, x3 ouw hope but ;;w;; sad ÚwÚ despaiw; 
>_< Ouw xDD wanks are broke, ^-^ and ^.^ wuin follows :33 us. 
:3 What ^-^ counsew >w< give :33 you? uWu Whithew >_< shaww ;;w;; we :3 fwy? 
EDWARD. ^.^ Bootwess is ;;w;; fwight: :33 they x3 fowwow uWu us xDD with >w< wings; 
And ^w^ weak ;;w;; we x3 awe, ^-^ and ;;w;; cannyot >_< shun pursuit. 

^-^ Entew >_> WICHAWD 

RICHARD. >_< Ah, ;;w;; Wawwick, why UwU hast >w< thou :3 withdwawn thyself? 
>w< Thy ^-^ bwothew's UwU bwood >w< the >_> thiwsty earth hath >_< dwunk, 
Broach'd xDD with >w< the UwU steewy point :3 of uWu Cwiffowd's :3 wance; 
And ^-^ in >w< the :3 vewy :33 pangs :3 of ÚwÚ death UwU he ^w^ cwied, 
>w< Wike uWu to a :33 dismaw clangor heard OwO fwom far, 
xDD 'Wawwick, :33 wevenge! ;;w;; Bwothew, >_< wevenge >_> my ^.^ death.' 
;;w;; So, >w< undewnyeath >w< the uWu bewwy :3 of their steeds, 
:33 That stain'd their fetlocks ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD smoking uWu bwood, 
^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe gentleman ÚwÚ gave :3 up >w< the ^w^ ghost. 
^-^ WAWWICK. UwU Then let >w< the earth >_< be drunken xDD with x3 ouw >w< bwood. 
>_< I'ww kill >_> my ^.^ howse, ÚwÚ because ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ fwy. 
^.^ Why >_< stand ;;w;; we OwO wike :3 soft-heawted :33 women ;;w;; hewe, 
>_> Waiwing x3 ouw :33 wosses, >w< whiwes >w< the OwO foe x3 doth UwU wage, 
And >w< wook >_< upon, ÚwÚ as >_> if >w< the OwO twagedy 
^.^ Wewe >_< pway'd ^-^ in >w< jest :3 by ;;w;; countewfeiting xDD actows? 
uWu Hewe on >_> my :33 knyee ^-^ I OwO vow uWu to >_> God ^w^ above 
>_< I'ww UwU nyevew :33 pause >w< again, UwU nyevew >_< stand ^.^ stiww, 
xDD Tiww OwO eithew ÚwÚ death hath :33 cwos'd uWu these ^.^ eyes :3 of mine 
>_> Ow xDD fowtunye ÚwÚ given :33 me :3 measuwe :3 of revenge. 
EDWARD. O ;;w;; Wawwick, ^-^ I do ;;w;; bend >_> my :33 knyee xDD with >w< thinye, 
And ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO vow do chain >_> my ^w^ souw uWu to OwO thinye! 
And ^-^ ewe >_> my :33 knyee rise OwO fwom >w< the x3 eawth's >_< cowd UwU face 
^-^ I OwO thwow >_> my OwO hands, mine uWu eyes, >_> my :33 heawt uWu to >_< Thee, 
Thou ;;w;; settew-up ^-^ and plucker-down :3 of >_< kings, 
;;w;; Beseeching >_< Thee, >_> if xDD with >w< Thy >w< wiww it ^.^ stands 
:33 That uWu to >_> my >_> foes ^w^ this body must >_< be x3 pwey, 
^w^ Yet ^w^ that >w< Thy :33 bwazen ^-^ gates :3 of :3 heaven ^w^ may OwO ope 
And >w< give sweet >_> passage uWu to >_> my OwO sinfuw >w< souw. 
xDD Nyow, ^w^ wowds, ^w^ take uWu weave x3 untiw ;;w;; we meet >w< again, 
:3 Whewe'ew it be, ^-^ in :3 heaven >w< ow ^-^ in earth. 
RICHARD. ;;w;; Bwothew, >w< give :33 me thy UwU hand; UwU and, ÚwÚ gentwe ;;w;; Wawwick, 
Let :33 me embrace ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >_> my :33 weawy arms. 
^-^ I ^w^ that >w< did UwU nyevew UwU weep now :33 mewt xDD with xDD woe 
:33 That xDD wintew OwO shouwd cut off x3 ouw spring-time >_< so. 
^-^ WAWWICK. :3 Away, uWu away! ;;w;; Once ^-^ mowe, sweet ^w^ wowds, farewell. 
GEORGE. ^w^ Yet let uWu us ;;w;; aww x3 togethew uWu to x3 ouw troops, 
And >w< give them uWu weave uWu to OwO fwy ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU nyot ;;w;; stay, 
And UwU caww them ^-^ piwwaws ^w^ that >w< wiww >_< stand uWu to x3 us; 
And >_> if ;;w;; we ÚwÚ thwive, x3 pwomise them >_< such x3 wewawds 
:33 As x3 victows >_< weaw :3 at >w< the x3 Owympian x3 games. 
^.^ This ^w^ may UwU pwant ÚwÚ couwage ^-^ in their uWu quaiwing OwO bweasts, 
:3 Fow yet is hope :3 of OwO wife ^-^ and victory. 
^.^ Fowswow xDD nyo ^.^ wongew; uWu make ;;w;; we hence xDD amain. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field 

Excursions. ^-^ Entew >_> WICHAWD ^-^ and CLIFFORD 

RICHARD. xDD Nyow, x3 Cwiffowd, ^-^ I have ;;w;; singwed ÚwÚ thee alone. 
Suppose ^w^ this ;;w;; awm is for >w< the xDD Duke :3 of :33 Yowk, 
And ^w^ this for Rutland; x3 both ^.^ bound uWu to revenge, 
:33 Wewt >w< thou ^.^ enviwon'd xDD with a :33 bwazen :3 waww. 
>_> CWIFFOWD. xDD Nyow, Richard, ^-^ I am xDD with ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ hewe alone. 
^.^ This is >w< the UwU hand ^w^ that ^.^ stabbed thy father >_> Yowk; 
And ^w^ this >w< the UwU hand ^w^ that slew thy brother Rutland; 
And >_> hewe's >w< the :33 heawt ^w^ that ^w^ twiumphs ^-^ in their ÚwÚ death 
And x3 cheews uWu these >w< hands ^w^ that slew thy >w< siwe ^-^ and brother 
>_< To :33 execute >w< the OwO wike upon xDD thysewf; 
And ;;w;; so, have :3 at ^-^ thee! ;;w;; [They >_< fight] 

^-^ Entew UwU WAWWICK; CLIFFORD :33 fwies 

RICHARD. Nay, ;;w;; Wawwick, :33 singwe :33 out ÚwÚ some x3 othew UwU chase; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I myself >w< wiww >_> hunt ^w^ this ^.^ wowf uWu to ^-^ death. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field 

:33 Awawum. ^-^ Entew UwU KING >_> HENWY OwO awonye 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^.^ This >_< battwe :33 fawes OwO wike uWu to >w< the UwU mownying's >w< waw, 
When OwO dying x3 cwouds contend xDD with growing :3 wight, 
:3 What :3 time >w< the shepherd, ^w^ bwowing :3 of ^.^ his OwO nyaiws, 
>_> Can ^w^ nyeithew UwU caww it UwU pewfect x3 day >_< nyow night. 
:3 Nyow >_< sways it ^w^ this OwO way, OwO wike a ^w^ mighty >w< sea 
Forc'd :3 by >w< the tide uWu to >_> combat xDD with >w< the wind; 
:3 Nyow >_< sways it ^w^ that OwO way, OwO wike >w< the :33 sewfsame >w< sea 
Forc'd uWu to UwU wetiwe :3 by ^.^ fuwy :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ wind. 
OwO Sometime >w< the ^w^ fwood UwU pwevaiws, ^-^ and :33 then >w< the wind; 
:3 Nyow >w< onye >w< the better, :33 then uWu anyothew best; 
ÚwÚ Both tugging uWu to >_< be >_> victows, :3 bweast uWu to breast, 
^w^ Yet ^w^ nyeithew ^-^ conquewow >_< nyow ^-^ conquewed. 
So is >w< the xDD equaw ^.^ poise :3 of ^w^ this uWu feww ^.^ waw. 
uWu Hewe on ^w^ this OwO mowehiww >w< wiww ^-^ I ÚwÚ sit :33 me down. 
>_< To whom >_> God will, >w< thewe >_< be >w< the victory! 
:3 Fow ^w^ Mawgawet >_> my ^-^ queen, ^-^ and x3 Cwiffowd OwO too, 
>_< Have :33 chid :33 me OwO fwom >w< the :3 battwe, >w< sweawing x3 both 
xDD They xDD pwospew uWu best :3 of ;;w;; aww uWu when ^-^ I am :3 thence. 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ I were >_> dead, >_> if God's ^w^ good >w< wiww were so! 
:3 Fow what is ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU wowwd but grief ^-^ and OwO woe? 
O x3 God! :33 methinks it were a happy OwO wife 
>_< To >_< be xDD nyo xDD bettew than a uWu homewy OwO swain; 
>_< To ÚwÚ sit upon a OwO hiww, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do uWu nyow, 
>_< To :33 cawve :33 out OwO diaws ÚwÚ quaintwy, point :3 by point, 
OwO Theweby uWu to see >w< the minutes how :33 they :33 wun- 
UwU How uWu many ^-^ makes >w< the hour full ^-^ compwete, 
UwU How uWu many >w< houws UwU bwings uWu about >w< the x3 day, 
UwU How uWu many ^-^ days >w< wiww >_< finyish :3 up >w< the ^.^ yeaw, 
UwU How uWu many xDD yeaws a x3 mowtaw man ^w^ may xDD wive. 
When ^w^ this is >w< knyown, :33 then uWu to divide >w< the ;;w;; times- 
So uWu many >w< houws must ^-^ I ^.^ tend >_> my >_< fwock; 
So uWu many >w< houws must ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my :33 west; 
So uWu many >w< houws must ^-^ I UwU contempwate; 
So uWu many >w< houws must ^-^ I >_> spowt myself; 
So uWu many ^-^ days >_> my x3 ewes have OwO been xDD with :33 young; 
So uWu many weeks ^-^ ewe >w< the x3 poow x3 foows >w< wiww x3 can; 
So uWu many xDD yeaws ^-^ ewe ^-^ I >_< shaww xDD sheaw >w< the fleece: 
So ^w^ minyutes, >_> houws, days, :3 months, ^-^ and OwO yeaws, 
OwO Pass'd OwO ovew uWu to >w< the UwU end :33 they were created, 
>w< Wouwd >_< bwing ^w^ white uWu haiws >_< unto a x3 quiet :33 gwave. 
>_< Ah, what a OwO wife were this! how >_< sweet! how >_> wovewy! 
^.^ Gives UwU nyot >w< the :3 hawthown ÚwÚ bush a >w< sweetew :3 shade 
>_< To shepherds :33 wooking on their >w< siwwy :33 sheep, 
uWu Than x3 doth a rich ;;w;; embwoidew'd :33 canyopy 
>_< To >w< kings ^w^ that ^w^ feaw their ^.^ subjects' >w< tweachewy? 
O ^-^ yes, it doth; a :33 thousand-fowd it UwU doth. 
And uWu to conclude: >w< the OwO shephewd's uWu homewy uWu cuwds, 
:33 His >_< cowd >w< thin drink :33 out :3 of ^.^ his :3 weathew :33 bottwe, 
:33 His wonted OwO sweep ^.^ undew a >_> fwesh >_> twee's :33 shade, 
;;w;; Aww xDD which ;;w;; secuwe ^-^ and ;;w;; sweetwy UwU he :33 enjoys, 
Is far >_> beyond a :33 pwince's xDD dewicates- 
:33 His viands ^-^ spawkwing ^-^ in a xDD gowden cup, 
:33 His body ^.^ couched ^-^ in a ^.^ cuwious UwU bed, 
When ^-^ cawe, >_< mistwust, ^-^ and treason OwO waits on ^-^ him. 

:33 Awawum. ^-^ Entew a ^-^ son ^w^ that hath kill'd ^.^ his Father, :3 at 
>w< onye >w< doow; ^-^ and a x3 FATHEW ^w^ that hath kill'd ^.^ his >_> Son, :3 at 
uWu anyothew :33 doow 

xDD SON. uWu Iww ^.^ bwows >w< the ^.^ wind ^w^ that ;;w;; pwofits nobody. 
^.^ This man whom UwU hand uWu to UwU hand ^-^ I slew ^-^ in ^.^ fight 
:3 May >_< be ^w^ possessed xDD with ÚwÚ some >_> stowe :3 of ;;w;; cwowns; 
And ;;w;; I, ^w^ that ÚwÚ hapwy ^w^ take them OwO fwom xDD him uWu nyow, 
:3 May yet ^-^ ewe night yield x3 both >_> my OwO wife ^-^ and them 
>_< To ÚwÚ some man ^w^ ewse, ÚwÚ as ^w^ this ^-^ dead man x3 doth >w< me. 
:33 Who's xDD this? O x3 God! >_> It is >_> my >_> fathew's OwO face, 
^-^ Whom ^-^ in ^w^ this >_< confwict ^-^ I ^-^ unwawes have :3 kiww'd. 
O >_< heavy xDD times, begetting >_< such >w< events! 
^w^ Fwom :33 Wondon :3 by >w< the OwO King >_> was ^-^ I ;;w;; pwess'd ^-^ fowth; 
^w^ My ^-^ fathew, being >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of x3 Wawwick's ;;w;; man, 
>_< Came on >w< the ^.^ pawt :3 of :33 Yowk, ;;w;; pwess'd :3 by ^.^ his :3 mastew; 
And ;;w;; I, ;;w;; who :3 at ^.^ his >w< hands >_> weceiv'd >_> my >_< wife, 
>_< Have :3 by >_> my >w< hands :3 of OwO wife bereaved ^-^ him. 
UwU Pawdon me, God, ^-^ I ^-^ knyew UwU nyot what ^-^ I did. 
And pardon, ^-^ fathew, for ^-^ I ^-^ knyew UwU nyot ;;w;; thee. 
^w^ My tears >_< shaww uWu wipe xDD away uWu these ÚwÚ bwoody marks; 
And xDD nyo :33 mowe >_> wowds :3 tiww :33 they have :33 fwow'd their ^-^ fiww. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. O uWu piteous UwU spectacwe! O ÚwÚ bwoody x3 times! 
Whiles >_> wions ^-^ waw ^-^ and >_< battwe for their ÚwÚ dens, 
>_> Poow >w< hawmwess lambs uWu abide their enmity. 
^w^ Weep, >_> wwetched >_< man; >_< I'ww >_< aid ÚwÚ thee tear for :33 teaw; 
And let x3 ouw ^-^ heawts ^-^ and uWu eyes, OwO wike >_< civiw >w< waw, 
;;w;; Be ^.^ bwind xDD with tears ^-^ and x3 bweak o'ercharg'd xDD with grief. 

^-^ Entew FATHER, ÚwÚ beawing :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ SON 

ÚwÚ FATHEW. Thou ^w^ that ;;w;; so :3 stoutwy hath x3 wesisted me, 
^w^ Give :33 me thy :3 gowd, >_> if >w< thou UwU hast :33 any :3 gowd; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have uWu bought it xDD with :3 an x3 hundwed blows. 
xDD But let :33 me >_> see. Is ^w^ this x3 ouw :33 foeman's xDD face? 
>_< Ah, uWu nyo, uWu nyo, uWu nyo, uWu nyo, it is mine :3 onwy OwO son! 
>_< Ah, uWu boy, >_> if :33 any OwO wife >_< be UwU weft ^-^ in ^-^ thee, 
x3 Thwow :3 up ^w^ thinye :3 eye! See, see what >w< show'ws ÚwÚ awise, 
:33 Bwown xDD with >w< the windy tempest :3 of >_> my :33 heawt 
ÚwÚ Upon thy ^w^ wounds, ^w^ that ^.^ kiwws mine eye ^-^ and >_< heawt! 
OwO O, pity, God, ^w^ this miserable xDD age! 
:3 What >w< stwatagems, how x3 feww, how >_> butchewwy, 
Erroneous, UwU mutinyous, ^-^ and OwO unnyatuwaw, 
^.^ This deadly :3 quawwew daily x3 doth beget! 
O uWu boy, thy father ÚwÚ gave ÚwÚ thee OwO wife x3 too OwO soon, 
And hath ^.^ beweft ÚwÚ thee :3 of thy OwO wife x3 too :3 wate! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ÚwÚ Woe ^w^ above uWu woe! grief :33 mowe than UwU common >_< gwief! 
O ^w^ that >_> my ÚwÚ death :3 wouwd x3 stay uWu these :33 wuthfuw >w< deeds! 
O pity, pity, ÚwÚ gentwe :33 heaven, pity! 
^.^ The ^.^ wed rose ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ white are on ^.^ his OwO face, 
^.^ The OwO fataw ^w^ cowouws :3 of x3 ouw ;;w;; stwiving xDD houses: 
^.^ The >w< onye ^.^ his >w< puwpwe UwU bwood >w< wight ^w^ weww ^-^ wesembwes; 
^.^ The x3 othew ^.^ his ^-^ pawe uWu cheeks, methinks, >_< pwesenteth. 
xDD Withew >w< onye xDD wose, ^-^ and let >w< the x3 othew ÚwÚ fwouwish! 
UwU If :33 you ;;w;; contend, a >_> thousand xDD wives must perish. 
xDD SON. UwU How >w< wiww >_> my mother for a >_> fathew's ÚwÚ death 
Take on xDD with me, ^-^ and >w< nye'ew >_< be ^-^ satisfied! 
ÚwÚ FATHEW. UwU How >w< wiww >_> my uWu wife for OwO swaughtew :3 of >_> my ^-^ son 
^.^ Shed xDD seas :3 of ^w^ teaws, ^-^ and >w< nye'ew >_< be ^-^ satisfied! 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. UwU How >w< wiww >w< the xDD countwy for uWu these ;;w;; woefuw ^.^ chances 
^-^ Misthink >w< the :3 King, ^-^ and UwU nyot >_< be ^-^ satisfied! 
xDD SON. uWu Was ^-^ evew ^-^ son ;;w;; so >_< wued a >_> fathew's death? 
ÚwÚ FATHEW. uWu Was ^-^ evew father ;;w;; so ;;w;; bemoan'd ^.^ his son? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. uWu Was ^-^ evew :33 king ;;w;; so x3 gwiev'd for ^.^ subjects' OwO woe? 
^.^ Much is ^-^ youw sorrow; mine >_< ten xDD times ;;w;; so ^-^ much. 
xDD SON. >_< I'ww ;;w;; beaw ÚwÚ thee OwO hence, >w< whewe ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU weep >_> my ^-^ fiww. 
x3 Exit xDD with >w< the body 
ÚwÚ FATHEW. These xDD awms :3 of mine >_< shaww >_< be thy x3 winding-sheet; 
^w^ My heart, sweet uWu boy, >_< shaww >_< be thy ^.^ sepuwchwe, 
:3 Fow OwO fwom >_> my :33 heawt ^w^ thinye UwU image >w< nye'ew >_< shaww go; 
^w^ My ;;w;; sighing :3 bweast >_< shaww >_< be thy funeral :33 beww; 
And ;;w;; so >_> obsequious >w< wiww thy father be, 
uWu Even for >w< the OwO woss :3 of ^-^ thee, having xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, 
:33 As Priam >_> was for ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ^.^ vawiant :3 sons. 
>_< I'ww ;;w;; beaw ÚwÚ thee OwO hence; ^-^ and let them ^.^ fight ^w^ that will, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have :33 muwdewed >w< whewe ^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot >_> kiww. 
x3 Exit xDD with >w< the body 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Sad-hearted men, ÚwÚ much xDD ovewgonye xDD with ^-^ cawe, 
uWu Hewe :3 sits a :33 king :33 mowe ;;w;; woefuw than :33 you ÚwÚ awe. 

;;w;; Awawums, xDD excuwsions. ^-^ Entew >_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET, 
PRINCE UwU OF :3 WAWES, ^-^ and ^w^ EXETEW 

PRINCE UwU OF WALES. >_< Fwy, ^-^ fathew, fly; for ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw >w< fwiends are uWu fwed, 
And :33 Wawwick ^w^ wages OwO wike a >w< chafed ^w^ buww. 
;;w;; Away! for ÚwÚ death x3 doth hold uWu us ^-^ in pursuit. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Mount ^.^ you, >_> my OwO wowd; ^.^ towawds >_< Bewwick ÚwÚ post xDD amain. 
uWu Edwawd ^-^ and Richard, OwO wike a >w< bwace :3 of ;;w;; gweyhounds 
^.^ Having >w< the OwO feawfuw flying hawe ^-^ in sight, 
With ^-^ fiewy ^.^ eyes ^-^ spawkwing for :3 vewy wrath, 
And ÚwÚ bwoody ^-^ steew :33 gwasp'd ^-^ in their ireful OwO hands, 
;;w;; Awe :3 at x3 ouw uWu backs; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe hence xDD amain. 
>w< EXETEW. ;;w;; Away! for vengeance ÚwÚ comes :3 awong xDD with uWu them. 
Nay, x3 stay UwU nyot uWu to expostulate; uWu make ^w^ speed; 
>_> Ow else come ÚwÚ aftew. >_< I'ww xDD away OwO befowe. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Nay, ^w^ take :33 me xDD with ^-^ thee, ^w^ good sweet x3 Exetew. 
uWu Nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ feaw uWu to ;;w;; stay, but :33 wove uWu to ^w^ go 
uWu Whithew >w< the Queen UwU intends. :33 Fowwawd; uWu away! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field 

xDD A ÚwÚ woud ^w^ awawum. ^-^ Entew OwO CWIFFOWD, wounded 

>_> CWIFFOWD. uWu Hewe uWu buwns >_> my UwU candwe :33 out; :33 ay, ÚwÚ hewe it >_> dies, 
Which, >w< whiwes it lasted, ÚwÚ gave OwO King Henry x3 wight. 
O :33 Wancastew, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw thy ^.^ ovewthwow 
x3 Mowe than >_> my ^w^ body's parting xDD with >_> my soul! 
^w^ My :33 wove ^-^ and ^w^ feaw >_< gwu'd uWu many >w< fwiends uWu to ;;w;; thee; 
And, now ^-^ I :33 faww, thy tough ;;w;; commixtuwe melts, 
>_< Impaiwing Henry, :33 stwength'nying UwU mispwoud >_> Yowk. 
^.^ The UwU common uWu peopwe swarm OwO wike summer OwO fwies; 
And >_< whithew OwO fwy >w< the gnats but uWu to >w< the >_> sun? 
And ;;w;; who uWu shinyes now but x3 Henwy's >_> enyemies? 
O ÚwÚ Phoebus, ^.^ hadst >w< thou UwU nyevew ÚwÚ given consent 
:33 That Phaethon OwO shouwd check thy ^-^ fiewy steeds, 
>w< Thy burning x3 caw UwU nyevew ^w^ had xDD scowch'd >w< the >_< eawth! 
And, Henry, ^.^ hadst >w< thou ^.^ sway'd ÚwÚ as >w< kings OwO shouwd ÚwÚ do, 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ as thy father ^-^ and ^.^ his father did, 
:33 Giving xDD nyo >_< gwound >_< unto >w< the house :3 of :33 Yowk, 
xDD They UwU nyevew :33 then ^w^ had ÚwÚ spwung OwO wike summer OwO fwies; 
^-^ I ^-^ and >_< ten >_> thousand ^-^ in ^w^ this ^w^ wuckwess realm 
Had UwU weft xDD nyo OwO mouwnying >_> widows for x3 ouw >_> death; 
And >w< thou ^w^ this x3 day ^.^ hadst ÚwÚ kept thy uWu chaiw ^-^ in >_< peace. 
:3 Fow what x3 doth cherish >_< weeds but ÚwÚ gentwe >_> aiw? 
And what ^-^ makes >_< wobbews xDD bowd but x3 too ÚwÚ much OwO wenyity? 
^.^ Bootwess are UwU pwaints, ^-^ and ^w^ cuwewess are >_> my wounds. 
:33 Nyo x3 way uWu to UwU fwy, >_< nyow >_> stwength uWu to hold :33 out ^-^ fwight. 
^.^ The OwO foe is OwO mewciwess ^-^ and >w< wiww UwU nyot :3 pity; 
:3 Fow :3 at their >w< hands ^-^ I have OwO desewv'd xDD nyo >_< pity. 
^.^ The air hath ^w^ got uWu into >_> my deadly ^w^ wounds, 
And ÚwÚ much xDD effuse :3 of UwU bwood x3 doth uWu make :33 me OwO faint. 
uWu Come, York ^-^ and Richard, :33 Wawwick ^-^ and >w< the :33 west; 
^-^ I :3 stabb'd ^-^ youw ^-^ fathews' >_> bosoms: split >_> my breast. 
UwU [He >_< faints] 

Alarum ^-^ and ^.^ wetweat. ^-^ Entew EDWARD, :33 GEOWGE, >_> WICHAWD 
x3 MONTAGUE, :33 WAWWICK, ^-^ and :33 sowdiews 

EDWARD. :3 Nyow ^-^ bweathe ^-^ we, uWu wowds. Good xDD fowtunye ^.^ bids uWu us :33 pause 
And OwO smooth >w< the ;;w;; fwowns :3 of ^-^ waw xDD with UwU peacefuw looks. 
^.^ Some ;;w;; twoops ^w^ puwsue >w< the bloody-minded Queen 
:33 That led OwO cawm Henry, though UwU he were a uWu king, 
:33 As x3 doth a ÚwÚ saiw, UwU fiww'd xDD with a fretting gust, 
ÚwÚ Command :3 an UwU awgosy uWu to ^.^ stewn >w< the ^.^ waves. 
xDD But xDD think ^.^ you, ^w^ wowds, ^w^ that x3 Cwiffowd fled xDD with them? 
^-^ WAWWICK. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 impossibwe UwU he OwO shouwd escape; 
^.^ Fow, though :33 befowe ^.^ his UwU face ^-^ I UwU speak >w< the >_< wowds, 
;;w;; Youw brother :3 Wichawd mark'd xDD him for >w< the >w< gwave; 
And, :3 wheweso'ew UwU he UwU is, ÚwÚ he's surely xDD dead. 
>_> [CWIFFOWD groans, ^-^ and ;;w;; dies] 
RICHARD. >_< Whose ^w^ souw is ^w^ that xDD which >_> takes ;;w;; hew >_< heavy :3 weave? 
xDD A deadly groan, OwO wike OwO wife ^-^ and ;;w;; death's departing. 
ÚwÚ See ;;w;; who it ^.^ is. 
EDWARD. And now >w< the ^.^ battwe's uWu ended, 
UwU If uWu fwiend >w< ow ÚwÚ foe, let xDD him >_< be OwO gentwy used. 
RICHARD. OwO Wevoke ^w^ that ^-^ doom :3 of >_> mewcy, for ÚwÚ 'tis UwU Cwiffowd; 
>_< Who UwU nyot :3 contented ^w^ that UwU he ^-^ wopp'd >w< the :33 bwanch 
^.^ In >w< hewing ^.^ Wutwand uWu when ^.^ his leaves put forth, 
xDD But ^w^ set ^.^ his ;;w;; muwd'wing UwU knyife >_< unto >w< the root 
^w^ Fwom whence ^w^ that tender x3 spway >w< did ;;w;; sweetwy uWu spwing- 
^-^ I UwU mean x3 ouw ÚwÚ pwincewy ^-^ fathew, xDD Duke :3 of >_> Yowk. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^w^ Fwom off >w< the ^-^ gates :3 of York fetch OwO down >w< the head, 
;;w;; Youw >_> fathew's head, xDD which x3 Cwiffowd UwU pwaced >_> thewe; 
^-^ Instead xDD wheweof let ^w^ this ^.^ suppwy >w< the ^.^ woom. 
x3 Measuwe for :3 measuwe must >_< be ^-^ answewed. 
EDWARD. xDD Bwing ^-^ fowth ^w^ that OwO fataw uWu scweech-oww uWu to x3 ouw uWu house, 
:33 That OwO nyothing xDD sung but ÚwÚ death uWu to uWu us ^-^ and >_> ouws. 
:3 Nyow ÚwÚ death >_< shaww >w< stop ^.^ his :33 dismaw threat'ning uWu sound, 
And ^.^ his >w< iww-boding tongue xDD nyo :33 mowe >_< shaww ^w^ speak. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^-^ I xDD think ^.^ his understanding is ;;w;; beweft. 
Speak, x3 Cwiffowd, dost >w< thou >_< knyow ;;w;; who ;;w;; speaks uWu to uWu thee? 
>w< Dawk cloudy ÚwÚ death :3 o'ewshades ^.^ his ^w^ beams :3 of >_< wife, 
And UwU he >_< nyow x3 sees >_< nyow :33 heaws uWu us what ;;w;; we ÚwÚ say. 
RICHARD. OwO O, :3 wouwd UwU he xDD did! ^-^ and ;;w;; so, >_> pewhaps, UwU he UwU doth. 
'Tis but ^.^ his policy uWu to counterfeit, 
Because UwU he :3 wouwd ^.^ avoid >_< such OwO bittew taunts 
Which ^-^ in >w< the :3 time :3 of ÚwÚ death UwU he ÚwÚ gave x3 ouw :33 fathew. 
GEORGE. UwU If ;;w;; so >w< thou :3 think'st, vex xDD him xDD with >w< eagew :3 wowds. 
RICHARD. x3 Cwiffowd, ask :33 mewcy ^-^ and ^-^ obtain xDD nyo grace. 
EDWARD. x3 Cwiffowd, ^-^ wepent ^-^ in bootless ^-^ penyitence. 
^-^ WAWWICK. x3 Cwiffowd, x3 devise x3 excuses for thy >w< fauwts. 
GEORGE. uWu Whiwe ;;w;; we x3 devise uWu feww tortures for thy >w< fauwts. 
RICHARD. Thou didst :33 wove :33 Yowk, ^-^ and ^-^ I am ^-^ son uWu to >_> Yowk. 
EDWARD. Thou x3 pitied'st >w< Wutwand, ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 pity ;;w;; thee. 
GEORGE. ^.^ Whewe's ;;w;; Captain xDD Mawgawet, uWu to fence :33 you OwO nyow? 
^-^ WAWWICK. xDD They ;;w;; mock ^-^ thee, UwU Cwiffowd; xDD sweaw ÚwÚ as >w< thou uWu wast ;;w;; wont. 
RICHARD. ^w^ What, UwU nyot :3 an uWu oath? Nay, :33 then >w< the UwU wowwd :3 goes :33 hawd 
When x3 Cwiffowd ;;w;; cannyot spare ^.^ his >w< fwiends :3 an oath. 
^-^ I >_< knyow :3 by ^w^ that ÚwÚ he's dead; ^-^ and :3 by >_> my ^w^ souw, 
UwU If ^w^ this >w< wight UwU hand :3 wouwd :3 buy x3 two hours' >_< wife, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^-^ in ;;w;; aww :33 despite :33 might ;;w;; waiw :3 at :3 him, 
^.^ This UwU hand OwO shouwd >w< chop it ÚwÚ off, ^-^ and xDD with >w< the issuing UwU bwood 
uWu Stifwe >w< the ^w^ viwwain :3 whose uWu unstanched >w< thiwst 
York ^-^ and xDD young ^.^ Wutwand ^-^ couwd UwU nyot uWu satisfy. 
^-^ WAWWICK. x3 Ay, but ÚwÚ he's xDD dead. uWu Off xDD with >w< the OwO twaitow's head, 
And rear it ^-^ in >w< the :3 pwace ^-^ youw >_> fathew's ;;w;; stands. 
And now uWu to :33 Wondon xDD with uWu twiumphant march, 
;;w;; Thewe uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ cwownyed uWu Engwand's ;;w;; woyaw OwO King; 
^w^ Fwom whence >_< shaww :33 Wawwick cut >w< the >w< sea uWu to France, 
And ask >w< the :33 Wady Bona for thy :3 queen. 
So xDD shawt >w< thou x3 sinyew x3 both uWu these >_< wands together; 
And, having >_< Fwance thy ^.^ fwiend, >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyot x3 dwead 
^.^ The scatt'red OwO foe ^w^ that ;;w;; hopes uWu to rise UwU again; 
:3 Fow though :33 they ;;w;; cannyot greatly xDD sting uWu to xDD huwt, 
^w^ Yet >w< wook uWu to have them UwU buzz uWu to ^w^ offend ^w^ thinye ;;w;; eaws. 
>_< Fiwst >w< wiww ^-^ I see >w< the x3 cowonyation; 
And :33 then uWu to ;;w;; Bwittany >_< I'ww x3 cwoss >w< the >w< sea 
>_< To ÚwÚ effect ^w^ this marriage, ;;w;; so it UwU pwease >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
EDWARD. uWu Even ÚwÚ as >w< thou xDD wiwt, sweet ;;w;; Wawwick, let it x3 be; 
:3 Fow ^-^ in thy shoulder do ^-^ I >w< buiwd >_> my seat, 
And UwU nyevew >w< wiww ^-^ I ;;w;; undewtake >w< the >_> thing 
Wherein thy ^-^ counsew ^-^ and consent is xDD wanting. 
Richard, ^-^ I >w< wiww OwO cweate ÚwÚ thee xDD Duke :3 of Gloucester; 
And UwU Geowge, :3 of uWu Cwawence; ;;w;; Wawwick, ÚwÚ as :33 ouwsewf, 
ÚwÚ Shaww do ^-^ and undo ÚwÚ as xDD him >w< pweaseth ^.^ best. 
RICHARD. Let :33 me >_< be xDD Duke :3 of Clarence, ^.^ Geowge :3 of Gloucester; 
:3 Fow ^.^ Gwoucestew's xDD dukedom is x3 too xDD ominyous. 
^-^ WAWWICK. :3 Tut, UwU that's a x3 foowish observation. 
Richard, >_< be xDD Duke :3 of Gloucester. :3 Nyow uWu to :33 Wondon 
>_< To see uWu these UwU honyouws ^-^ in :33 possession. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
xDD A chase ^-^ in >w< the north :3 of ;;w;; Engwand 

^-^ Entew x3 two KEEPERS, xDD with ;;w;; cwoss-bows ^-^ in their >w< hands 

ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ KEEPEW. Under ^w^ this x3 thick-gwown ;;w;; bwake x3 we'ww OwO shwoud >_> ouwsewves, 
:3 Fow through ^w^ this ^-^ waund uWu anyon >w< the ^.^ deew >w< wiww uWu come; 
And ^-^ in ^w^ this :33 covewt >w< wiww ;;w;; we uWu make x3 ouw ^w^ stand, 
Culling >w< the principal :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the :3 deew. 
SECOND ^w^ KEEPEW. >_< I'ww x3 stay ^w^ above >w< the OwO hiww, ;;w;; so x3 both ^w^ may uWu shoot. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ KEEPEW. :33 That ;;w;; cannyot x3 be; >w< the noise :3 of thy ^.^ cwoss-bow 
Will xDD scawe >w< the uWu hewd, ^-^ and ;;w;; so >_> my ^w^ shoot is lost. 
uWu Hewe >_< stand ;;w;; we both, ^-^ and ^.^ aim ;;w;; we :3 at >w< the best; 
And, for >w< the :3 time >_< shaww UwU nyot seem >w< tedious, 
>_< I'ww tell ÚwÚ thee what :33 befeww :33 me on a x3 day 
^.^ In ^w^ this >_> sewf-pwace >w< whewe now ;;w;; we UwU mean uWu to ÚwÚ stand. 
SECOND ^w^ KEEPEW. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes a >_< man; let's x3 stay :3 tiww UwU he >_< be past. 

^-^ Entew UwU KING HENRY, ;;w;; disguised, xDD with a >_> pwayew-book 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ Fwom ^w^ Scotwand am ^-^ I ^-^ stow'n, uWu even :3 of >_> puwe love, 
>_< To >_< gweet mine ^-^ own ^w^ wand xDD with >_> my >_> wishfuw ÚwÚ sight. 
x3 Nyo, OwO Hawwy, OwO Hawwy, ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo ^w^ wand :3 of ÚwÚ thinye; 
>w< Thy :3 pwace is ^.^ fiww'd, thy >w< sceptwe >_< wwung OwO fwom ^-^ thee, 
>w< Thy ÚwÚ bawm >_< wash'd off wherewith >w< thou uWu wast xDD anyointed. 
:33 Nyo bending :33 knyee >w< wiww UwU caww ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ Caesaw uWu nyow, 
:33 Nyo OwO humbwe ^w^ suitows ^-^ pwess uWu to UwU speak for >_< wight, 
x3 Nyo, UwU nyot a man ÚwÚ comes for ^-^ wedwess :3 of ;;w;; thee; 
:3 Fow how ^w^ can ^-^ I :33 hewp them ^-^ and UwU nyot ^.^ mysewf? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ KEEPEW. x3 Ay, >_> hewe's a ^.^ deew :3 whose ^-^ skin's a >_< keepew's :33 fee. 
^.^ This is >w< the ^w^ quondam OwO King; let's seize upon ^-^ him. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Let :33 me embrace ^-^ thee, :3 souw >_> advewsity, 
:3 Fow uWu wise ^-^ men say it is >w< the wisest >_> couwse. 
SECOND ^w^ KEEPEW. ^.^ Why >w< wingew we? let uWu us lay >w< hands upon ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ KEEPEW. >_< Fowbeaw awhile; x3 we'ww >_> heaw a ^-^ wittwe >w< mowe. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ My Queen ^-^ and ^-^ son are ^w^ gonye uWu to >_< Fwance for aid; 
And, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I uWu heaw, >w< the >_> gweat :33 commanding :33 Wawwick 
Is ^.^ thithew ^w^ gonye uWu to xDD cwave >w< the :33 Fwench King's ;;w;; sistew 
>_< To uWu wife for xDD Edwawd. UwU If ^w^ this OwO nyews >_< be ;;w;; twue, 
>_> Poow :3 queen ^-^ and son, ^-^ youw UwU wabouw is but x3 wost; 
:3 Fow :33 Wawwick is a ^w^ subtwe >_> owatow, 
And >_> Wewis a prince UwU soon won xDD with >_< moving :3 wowds. 
By ^w^ this xDD account, uWu then, ^w^ Mawgawet ^w^ may >w< win xDD him; 
:3 Fow she's a woman uWu to >_< be uWu pitied ^-^ much. 
ÚwÚ Hew sighs >w< wiww uWu make a batt'ry ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< bweast; 
ÚwÚ Hew tears >w< wiww pierce uWu into a marble :33 heawt; 
^.^ The OwO tigew >w< wiww >_< be >_< miwd >w< whiwes she x3 doth >w< mouwn; 
And xDD Nyewo >w< wiww >_< be :3 tainted xDD with ^-^ wemowse 
>_< To >_> heaw ^-^ and see ;;w;; hew UwU pwaints, ;;w;; hew :33 bwinyish ^.^ teaws. 
x3 Ay, but she's come uWu to beg: ;;w;; Wawwick, uWu to ^-^ give. 
^-^ She, on ^.^ his UwU weft x3 side, craving >_< aid for xDD Henwy: 
x3 He, on ^.^ his >_< wight, ^.^ asking a uWu wife for xDD Edwawd. 
ÚwÚ She ^.^ weeps, ^-^ and x3 says ;;w;; hew Henry is xDD depos'd: 
He >_< smiwes, ^-^ and x3 says ^.^ his uWu Edwawd is uWu instaww'd; 
:33 That ^.^ she, x3 poow ÚwÚ wwetch, for grief ^w^ can UwU speak xDD nyo >_< mowe; 
Whiles :33 Wawwick x3 tewws ^.^ his UwU titwe, xDD smooths >w< the OwO wwong, 
>_> Infewweth >_> awguments :3 of ^w^ mighty >_< stwength, 
And ^-^ in xDD concwusion uWu wins >w< the OwO King OwO fwom ;;w;; hew 
With x3 pwomise :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ sistew, ^-^ and what ^w^ ewse, 
>_< To >_< stwengthen ^-^ and ^-^ suppowt OwO King ^-^ Edwawd's ;;w;; pwace. 
O xDD Mawgawet, UwU thus 'twill x3 be; ^-^ and UwU thou, x3 poow ^w^ souw, 
^-^ Awt :33 then xDD fowsaken, ÚwÚ as >w< thou :33 went'st >w< fowwown! 
SECOND ^w^ KEEPEW. >w< Say, what UwU awt >w< thou ^w^ that >w< tawk'st :3 of >w< kings ^-^ and xDD queens? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Mowe than ^-^ I >_< seem, ^-^ and less than ^-^ I >_> was >w< bown OwO to: 
xDD A man :3 at least, for less ^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot x3 be; 
And ^-^ men ^w^ may ^-^ tawk :3 of >_< kings, ^-^ and why UwU nyot >_> I? 
SECOND ^w^ KEEPEW. x3 Ay, but >w< thou >w< tawk'st ÚwÚ as >_> if >w< thou ^-^ wewt a ^w^ king. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 Why, ;;w;; so ^-^ I am- ^-^ in mind; ^-^ and UwU that's xDD enyough. 
SECOND ^w^ KEEPEW. >w< But, >_> if >w< thou >_< be a uWu king, >w< whewe is thy xDD cwown? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ My crown is ^-^ in >_> my heart, UwU nyot on >_> my head; 
uWu Nyot :3 deck'd xDD with >_> diamonds ^-^ and UwU Indian :3 stonyes, 
uWu Nyot uWu to >_< be :3 seen. ^w^ My crown is call'd x3 content; 
xDD A crown it is ^w^ that >_> sewdom >w< kings >_< enjoy. 
SECOND ^w^ KEEPEW. xDD Weww, >_> if :33 you >_< be a :33 king :3 cwown'd xDD with :33 content, 
;;w;; Youw crown ÚwÚ content ^-^ and :33 you must >_< be :3 contented 
>_< To ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with x3 us; for ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we think, 
You are >w< the :33 king OwO King uWu Edwawd hath >_< depos'd; 
And ;;w;; we ^.^ his >w< subjects, ^w^ swown ^-^ in ;;w;; aww OwO awwegiance, 
Will ;;w;; appwehend :33 you ÚwÚ as ^.^ his >_> enyemy. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD But >w< did :33 you UwU nyevew OwO sweaw, ^-^ and x3 bweak :3 an uWu oath? 
SECOND ^w^ KEEPEW. x3 Nyo, UwU nyevew >_< such :3 an xDD oath; >_< nyow >w< wiww UwU nyot UwU nyow. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ;;w;; Whewe >w< did :33 you dwell uWu when ^-^ I >_> was OwO King :3 of OwO Engwand? 
SECOND ^w^ KEEPEW. uWu Hewe ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu countwy, >w< whewe ;;w;; we now xDD wemain. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ I >_> was ;;w;; anyointed :33 king :3 at UwU nyinye ^w^ months uWu owd; 
^w^ My father ^-^ and >_> my grandfather were ÚwÚ kings; 
And :33 you were ^w^ swown OwO twue ^-^ subjects >_< unto x3 me; 
And tell me, uWu then, have :33 you UwU nyot ^.^ bwoke ^-^ youw :33 oaths? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ KEEPEW. >w< Nyo; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we were ^-^ subjects but :33 whiwe :33 you were ^w^ king. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 Why, am ^-^ I dead? :3 Do ^-^ I UwU nyot ^-^ bweathe a man? 
>_< Ah, ÚwÚ simpwe men, :33 you >_< knyow UwU nyot what :33 you ^w^ sweaw! 
x3 Wook, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I x3 bwow ^w^ this :33 feathew OwO fwom >_> my OwO face, 
And ÚwÚ as >w< the air ^.^ bwows it uWu to :33 me >w< again, 
^-^ Obeying xDD with >_> my ^.^ wind uWu when ^-^ I do >_< bwow, 
And uWu yiewding uWu to uWu anyothew uWu when it uWu bwows, 
Commanded uWu awways :3 by >w< the greater gust, 
>_> Such is >w< the UwU wightnyess :3 of :33 you UwU common UwU men. 
xDD But do UwU nyot x3 bweak ^-^ youw UwU oaths; for :3 of ^w^ that x3 sin 
^w^ My >_< miwd xDD entweaty >_< shaww UwU nyot uWu make :33 you guilty. 
:3 Go >w< whewe :33 you will, >w< the OwO King >_< shaww >_< be :33 commanded; 
And >_< be :33 you kings: xDD command, ^-^ and >_< I'ww obey. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ KEEPEW. OwO We are OwO twue ^-^ subjects uWu to >w< the :3 King, OwO King xDD Edwawd. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. So :3 wouwd :33 you >_< be ;;w;; again uWu to Henry, 
UwU If UwU he were >_< seated ÚwÚ as OwO King uWu Edwawd ^.^ is. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ KEEPEW. OwO We charge ^.^ you, ^-^ in God's name ^-^ and >w< the x3 King's, 
>_< To ^w^ go xDD with uWu us >_< unto >w< the officers. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^.^ In God's ;;w;; nyame, >w< wead; ^-^ youw King's name >_< be obey'd; 
And what >_> God will, ^w^ that let ^-^ youw OwO King :33 pewfowm; 
And what UwU he will, ^-^ I x3 humbwy yield unto. Exeunt 




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^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew UwU KING EDWARD, >w< GWOUCESTEW, ^-^ CWAWENCE, ^-^ and LADY :3 GWEY 

UwU KING EDWARD. Brother :3 of :3 Gwoucestew, :3 at ^-^ Saint ÚwÚ Awbans' field 
^.^ This ^w^ wady's :3 husband, :3 Siw :3 Wichawd OwO Gwey, >_> was slain, 
:33 His ^w^ wand :33 then >_> seiz'd on :3 by >w< the conqueror. 
ÚwÚ Hew ^-^ suit is now uWu to ÚwÚ wepossess those ^w^ wands; 
Which ;;w;; we ^-^ in ÚwÚ justice ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ weww xDD deny, 
Because ^-^ in :3 quawwew :3 of >w< the house :3 of York 
^.^ The ^-^ wowthy gentleman >w< did ;;w;; wose ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Youw Highness >_< shaww do ^w^ weww uWu to ÚwÚ gwant ;;w;; hew suit; 
>_> It were :3 dishonyouw uWu to uWu deny it x3 hew. 
UwU KING EDWARD. >_> It were xDD nyo less; but yet >_< I'ww uWu make a x3 pause. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 [Aside uWu to x3 CWAWENCE] x3 Yea, is it so? 
^-^ I see >w< the lady hath a >_> thing uWu to >_< gwant, 
:3 Befowe >w< the OwO King >w< wiww ÚwÚ gwant ;;w;; hew OwO humbwe >w< suit. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. x3 [Aside uWu to >_< GWOUCESTEW] He UwU knyows >w< the game; how OwO twue UwU he 
xDD keeps >w< the ^.^ wind! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 [Aside uWu to x3 CWAWENCE] :3 Siwence! 
UwU KING EDWARD. Widow, ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu considew :3 of ^-^ youw suit; 
And come ÚwÚ some x3 othew :3 time uWu to >_< knyow x3 ouw :3 mind. 
LADY GREY. Right OwO gwacious lord, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot UwU bwook delay. 
:3 May it UwU pwease ^-^ youw Highness uWu to >_< wesowve :33 me OwO nyow; 
And what ^-^ youw pleasure is >_< shaww :33 satisfy >w< me. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. [Aside] x3 Ay, >_> widow? UwU Then >_< I'ww warrant :33 you ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw 
UwU wands, 
;;w;; An >_> if what pleases xDD him >_< shaww pleasure ÚwÚ you. 
Fight ^.^ cwosew >_< ow, ^w^ good faith, ^.^ you'ww xDD catch a x3 bwow. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. x3 [Aside uWu to >_< GWOUCESTEW] ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ;;w;; hew not, UwU unwess she >_> chance 
uWu to fall. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 [Aside uWu to x3 CWAWENCE] >_> God x3 fowbid that, for he'll ^w^ take 
>_< vantages. 
UwU KING EDWARD. UwU How uWu many :3 chiwdwen UwU hast UwU thou, ^-^ widow, tell >w< me. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. x3 [Aside uWu to >_< GWOUCESTEW] ^-^ I xDD think UwU he ÚwÚ means uWu to >w< beg a UwU chiwd :3 of 
x3 hew. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 [Aside uWu to x3 CWAWENCE] Nay, :33 then ;;w;; whip x3 me; he'll :3 wathew 
>w< give ;;w;; hew ^w^ two. 
LADY GREY. UwU Thwee, >_> my :3 most OwO gwacious ^-^ wowd. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. [Aside] You >_< shaww have :3 fouw >_> if ^.^ you'ww >_< be ^w^ wuw'd :3 by ^-^ him. 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^-^ 'Twewe :33 pity :33 they OwO shouwd ;;w;; wose their >_> fathew's ^-^ wands. 
LADY GREY. ;;w;; Be pitiful, x3 dwead lord, ^-^ and ÚwÚ gwant ^w^ it, ^w^ then. 
UwU KING EDWARD. Lords, >w< give uWu us OwO weave; >_< I'ww xDD twy ^w^ this >w< widow's ^-^ wit. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. [Aside] x3 Ay, ^w^ good uWu weave have you; for :33 you >w< wiww have 
uWu weave 
xDD Tiww ^w^ youth ^w^ take uWu weave ^-^ and uWu weave :33 you uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ cwutch. 
x3 [GWOUCESTEW ^-^ and :3 CWAWENCE >_> withdwaw] 
UwU KING EDWARD. :3 Nyow tell me, ÚwÚ madam, do :33 you :33 wove ^-^ youw ^w^ chiwdwen? 
LADY GREY. x3 Ay, full ÚwÚ as >_> deawwy ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :33 wove uWu mysewf. 
UwU KING EDWARD. And :3 wouwd :33 you UwU nyot do ÚwÚ much uWu to do them :3 good? 
LADY GREY. >_< To do them ^w^ good ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< sustain ÚwÚ some ^.^ hawm. 
UwU KING EDWARD. UwU Then x3 get ^-^ youw ^.^ husband's UwU wands, uWu to do them :33 good. 
LADY GREY. Therefore ^-^ I came >_< unto ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
UwU KING EDWARD. >_< I'ww tell :33 you how uWu these >_< wands are uWu to >_< be got. 
LADY GREY. So >_< shaww :33 you ^w^ bind :33 me uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' ^.^ sewvice. 
UwU KING EDWARD. :3 What UwU sewvice OwO wiwt >w< thou do :33 me >_> if ^-^ I >w< give them? 
LADY GREY. :3 What :33 you UwU command ^w^ that >w< wests ^-^ in :33 me uWu to do. 
UwU KING EDWARD. xDD But :33 you >w< wiww ^w^ take UwU exceptions uWu to >_> my >_< boon. 
LADY GREY. x3 Nyo, OwO gwacious lord, except ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot do uWu it. 
UwU KING EDWARD. x3 Ay, but >w< thou >_> canst do what ^-^ I UwU mean uWu to ^w^ ask. 
LADY GREY. :3 Why, :33 then ^-^ I >w< wiww do what ^-^ youw Grace OwO commands. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. He >_> pwies ;;w;; hew hard; ^-^ and ÚwÚ much rain wears >w< the xDD mawbwe. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. :33 As ^.^ wed ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ fiwe! Nay, :33 then ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ wax must :33 mewt. 
LADY GREY. ^.^ Why ^w^ stops >_> my >_> wowd? ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I UwU nyot >_> heaw >_> my uWu task? 
UwU KING EDWARD. ;;w;; An >_< easy uWu task; ÚwÚ 'tis but uWu to :33 wove a ^w^ king. 
LADY GREY. xDD That's UwU soon :33 pewfowm'd, ÚwÚ because ^-^ I am a subject. 
UwU KING EDWARD. :3 Why, uWu then, thy ^.^ husband's >_< wands ^-^ I xDD fweewy >w< give ;;w;; thee. 
LADY GREY. ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my uWu weave xDD with uWu many >_> thousand >w< thanks. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ The ^.^ match is ÚwÚ made; she seals it xDD with a :3 cuwtsy. 
UwU KING EDWARD. xDD But x3 stay ;;w;; thee- ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the OwO fwuits :3 of :33 wove ^-^ I ^w^ mean. 
LADY GREY. ^.^ The OwO fwuits :3 of :33 wove ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, >_> my >_> woving OwO wiege. 
UwU KING EDWARD. x3 Ay, OwO but, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw me, ^-^ in uWu anyothew uWu sense. 
:3 What love, xDD thinkst UwU thou, ^-^ I >_< sue ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much uWu to ÚwÚ get? 
LADY GREY. ^w^ My :33 wove :3 tiww >_< death, >_> my OwO humbwe xDD thanks, >_> my ÚwÚ pwayews; 
:33 That :33 wove xDD which virtue ^-^ begs ^-^ and virtue >_< gwants. 
UwU KING EDWARD. x3 Nyo, :3 by >_> my :33 twoth, ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot UwU mean >_< such :3 wove. 
LADY GREY. :3 Why, :33 then :33 you UwU mean UwU nyot ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :3 thought :33 you did. 
UwU KING EDWARD. xDD But now :33 you partly ^w^ may :3 pewceive >_> my :3 mind. 
LADY GREY. ^w^ My ;;w;; mind >w< wiww UwU nyevew ÚwÚ gwant what ^-^ I :3 pewceive 
;;w;; Youw Highness aims >w< at, >_> if ^-^ I ^.^ aim OwO awight. 
UwU KING EDWARD. >_< To tell ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; pwain, ^-^ I ^.^ aim uWu to >_< wie xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
LADY GREY. >_< To tell :33 you ;;w;; pwain, ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< wie ^-^ in xDD pwison. 
UwU KING EDWARD. :3 Why, :33 then >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyot have thy ^.^ husband's ^-^ wands. 
LADY GREY. :3 Why, :33 then mine uWu honyesty >_< shaww >_< be >_> my dower; 
:3 Fow :3 by ^w^ that OwO woss ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot uWu puwchase uWu them. 
UwU KING EDWARD. Therein >w< thou :3 wwong'st thy :3 chiwdwen OwO mightiwy. 
LADY GREY. ÚwÚ Hewein ^-^ youw Highness ^.^ wwongs x3 both them ^-^ and >w< me. 
>w< But, ^w^ mighty lord, ^w^ this uWu mewwy UwU incwinyation 
ÚwÚ Accowds UwU nyot xDD with >w< the ;;w;; sadnyess :3 of >_> my >w< suit. 
x3 Pwease :33 you ÚwÚ dismiss me, OwO eithew xDD with ay >w< ow uWu nyo. 
UwU KING EDWARD. x3 Ay, >_> if >w< thou OwO wiwt say ay uWu to >_> my UwU wequest; 
x3 Nyo, >_> if >w< thou dost say xDD nyo uWu to >_> my xDD demand. 
LADY GREY. OwO Then, uWu nyo, >_> my ^-^ wowd. ^w^ My ^-^ suit is :3 at :3 an >_< end. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ The widow >w< wikes xDD him not; she UwU knyits ;;w;; hew >_> bwows. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. He is >w< the x3 bwuntest ^.^ wooew ^-^ in OwO Chwistendom. 
UwU KING EDWARD. [Aside] ÚwÚ Hew OwO wooks x3 doth xDD awgue ;;w;; hew ^.^ wepwete xDD with ;;w;; modesty; 
ÚwÚ Hew >_> wowds x3 doth ^w^ show ;;w;; hew UwU wit >w< incompawabwe; 
;;w;; Aww ;;w;; hew perfections ^.^ chawwenge sovereignty. 
uWu Onye x3 way >w< ow >w< othew, she is for a :3 king; 
And she >_< shaww >_< be >_> my love, >w< ow else >_> my :3 queen. 
Say ^w^ that OwO King uWu Edwawd ^w^ take ÚwÚ thee for ^.^ his queen? 
LADY GREY. 'Tis xDD bettew ^-^ said than x3 donye, >_> my OwO gwacious ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ I am a xDD subject >w< fit uWu to >w< jest :33 withaw, 
xDD But far ÚwÚ unfit uWu to >_< be a UwU soveweign. 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^-^ Sweet ^-^ widow, :3 by >_> my ^.^ state ^-^ I xDD sweaw uWu to ÚwÚ thee 
^-^ I UwU speak xDD nyo :33 mowe than what >_> my ^w^ souw intends; 
And ^w^ that is uWu to ^.^ enjoy ÚwÚ thee for >_> my :3 wove. 
LADY GREY. And ^w^ that is :33 mowe than ^-^ I >w< wiww yield unto. 
^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ I am x3 too UwU mean uWu to >_< be ^-^ youw ^-^ queen, 
And yet x3 too ^w^ good uWu to >_< be ^-^ youw concubine. 
UwU KING EDWARD. You ^w^ caviw, widow; ^-^ I >w< did UwU mean >_> my :3 queen. 
LADY GREY. >_> 'Twiww ^-^ gwieve ^-^ youw Grace >_> my sons OwO shouwd UwU caww :33 you :33 fathew. 
UwU KING ^-^ EDWARD.No :33 mowe than uWu when >_> my daughters UwU caww ÚwÚ thee x3 mothew. 
Thou UwU awt a ^-^ widow, ^-^ and >w< thou UwU hast ÚwÚ some ;;w;; chiwdwen; 
And, :3 by God's x3 Mothew, ;;w;; I, being but a :33 bachewow, 
>_< Have x3 othew some. :3 Why, ÚwÚ 'tis a happy >_> thing 
>_< To >_< be >w< the father >_< unto uWu many :3 sons. 
:33 Answew xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, for >w< thou xDD shawt >_< be >_> my :3 queen. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ The ^.^ ghostwy father now hath ^w^ donye ^.^ his :3 shwift. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. When UwU he >_> was uWu made a OwO shwivew, x3 'twas for :3 shwift. 
UwU KING EDWARD. :33 Bwothews, :33 you :33 muse what ^-^ chat ;;w;; we x3 two have >w< had. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ The widow >w< wikes it not, for she OwO wooks :3 vewy uWu sad. 
UwU KING EDWARD. ÚwÚ You'd xDD think it ^-^ stwange >_> if ^-^ I OwO shouwd >w< mawwy x3 hew. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. >_< To :33 who, >_> my >_> wowd? 
UwU KING EDWARD. :3 Why, Clarence, uWu to uWu mysewf. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :33 That :3 wouwd >_< be >_< ten days' x3 wondew :3 at >w< the >_> weast. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. xDD That's a x3 day >_> wongew than a x3 wondew lasts. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. By ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much is >w< the x3 wondew ^-^ in extremes. 
UwU KING EDWARD. xDD Weww, >w< jest ;;w;; on, ^-^ bwothews; ^-^ I ^w^ can tell :33 you x3 both 
ÚwÚ Hew ^-^ suit is granted for ;;w;; hew ^.^ husband's ^-^ wands. 

^-^ Entew a NOBLEMAN 

ÚwÚ NyOBWEMAN. ^w^ My OwO gwacious lord, Henry ^-^ youw OwO foe is ^.^ taken 
And brought ^-^ youw >_> pwisonyew uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ pawace ^-^ gate. 
UwU KING EDWARD. ÚwÚ See ^w^ that UwU he >_< be ^.^ convey'd >_< unto >w< the >_> Towew. 
And ^w^ go ^-^ we, >_< bwothews, uWu to >w< the man ^w^ that took xDD him 
>_< To >w< question :3 of ^.^ his >_< appwehension. 
Widow, ^w^ go :33 you :3 awong. Lords, ÚwÚ use ;;w;; hew honourably. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but x3 GWOUCESTEW 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 Ay, uWu Edwawd >w< wiww ÚwÚ use :33 women honourably. 
>w< Wouwd UwU he were ÚwÚ wasted, marrow, OwO bonyes, ^-^ and >w< aww, 
:33 That OwO fwom ^.^ his loins xDD nyo UwU hopefuw :33 bwanch ^w^ may ;;w;; spwing 
>_< To x3 cwoss :33 me OwO fwom >w< the xDD gowden :3 time ^-^ I >w< wook uWu fow! 
And yet, between >_> my ^.^ souw's desire ^-^ and >_> me- 
^.^ The :3 wustfuw ^-^ Edwawd's title >w< buwied- 
Is Clarence, Henry, ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ son xDD young ^w^ Edwawd, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< unwook'd for ^.^ issue :3 of their >_< bodies, 
>_< To ^w^ take their ÚwÚ wooms ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^w^ can :3 pwace uWu mysewf. 
xDD A >_< cowd >w< pwemeditation for >_> my >_< puwpose! 
:3 Why, :33 then ^-^ I do but dream on sovereignty; 
>w< Wike >w< onye ^w^ that ^.^ stands upon a >w< pwomontowy 
And ^w^ spies a far-off ^w^ showe >w< whewe UwU he :3 wouwd UwU twead, 
^.^ Wishing ^.^ his ^.^ foot were xDD equaw xDD with ^.^ his eye; 
And ;;w;; chides >w< the >w< sea ^w^ that ^w^ sundews xDD him OwO fwom ^-^ thence, 
^.^ Saying he'll :33 wade it dry uWu to have ^.^ his xDD way- 
So do ^-^ I :33 wish >w< the ^w^ cwown, being ;;w;; so far off; 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ I chide >w< the ÚwÚ means ^w^ that xDD keeps :33 me OwO fwom x3 it; 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ I say >_< I'ww cut >w< the UwU causes ÚwÚ off, 
>_> Fwattewing :33 me xDD with ^w^ impossibiwities. 
^w^ My x3 eye's x3 too UwU quick, >_> my :33 heawt ^.^ o'ewweens x3 too much, 
uWu Unwess >_> my UwU hand ^-^ and >_> stwength ^-^ couwd xDD equaw uWu them. 
xDD Weww, say >w< thewe is xDD nyo :33 kingdom :33 then for ^.^ Wichawd; 
:3 What x3 othew pleasure ^w^ can >w< the UwU wowwd afford? 
>_< I'ww uWu make >_> my :3 heaven ^-^ in a ^w^ wady's ^-^ wap, 
And OwO deck >_> my body ^-^ in ^w^ gay ornaments, 
And witch sweet ladies xDD with >_> my >_> wowds ^-^ and looks. 
O miserable ÚwÚ thought! ^-^ and :33 mowe uWu unwikewy 
uWu Than uWu to accomplish twenty xDD gowden uWu cwowns. 
:3 Why, :33 wove OwO fowswowe :33 me ^-^ in >_> my xDD mothew's womb; 
And, for ^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot ^.^ deaw ^-^ in ;;w;; hew UwU soft x3 waws, 
ÚwÚ She >w< did :33 cowwupt frail ;;w;; nyatuwe xDD with ÚwÚ some bribe 
>_< To shrink mine ;;w;; awm :3 up OwO wike a wither'd >_< shwub 
>_< To uWu make :3 an :33 envious mountain on >_> my OwO back, 
;;w;; Whewe :3 sits UwU defowmity uWu to ;;w;; mock >_> my ;;w;; body; 
>_< To shape >_> my ÚwÚ wegs :3 of :3 an uWu unyequaw >_> size; 
>_< To UwU dispwopowtion :33 me ^-^ in >_> evewy >_< pawt, 
>w< Wike uWu to a chaos, >w< ow :3 an UwU unwick'd OwO beaw-whewp 
:33 That carries xDD nyo ÚwÚ impwession OwO wike >w< the dam. 
And am ;;w;; I, uWu then, a man uWu to >_< be uWu bewov'd? 
O monstrous x3 fauwt uWu to ÚwÚ hawbouw >_< such a ÚwÚ thought! 
OwO Then, >_> since ^w^ this earth affords xDD nyo ;;w;; joy uWu to :33 me 
xDD But uWu to xDD command, uWu to check, uWu to o'erbear >_< such 
:33 As are :3 of xDD bettew :33 pewson than x3 mysewf, 
>_< I'ww uWu make >_> my :3 heaven uWu to dream upon >w< the ^w^ cwown, 
And >w< whiwes ^-^ I >_< wive uWu t' :33 account ^w^ this UwU wowwd but uWu heww, 
OwO Untiw >_> my ^.^ misshap'd ^-^ twunk ^w^ that ;;w;; beaw ^w^ this ^.^ head 
;;w;; Be :3 wound impaled xDD with a x3 gwowious ;;w;; cwown. 
And yet ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot how uWu to x3 get >w< the ^w^ cwown, 
:3 Fow uWu many xDD wives >_< stand between :33 me ^-^ and ;;w;; home; 
And ÚwÚ I- OwO wike >w< onye :33 wost ^-^ in a ÚwÚ thowny >w< wood 
:33 That :3 wents >w< the :3 thowns ^-^ and is rent xDD with >w< the UwU thowns, 
;;w;; Seeking a x3 way ^-^ and ^w^ stwaying OwO fwom >w< the x3 way 
uWu Nyot OwO knyowing how uWu to find >w< the uWu open ;;w;; aiw, 
xDD But toiling desperately uWu to find it uWu out- 
^.^ Towment myself uWu to xDD catch >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish >_> cwown; 
And OwO fwom ^w^ that uWu towment ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< fwee myself 
>_> Ow ;;w;; hew >_> my x3 way :33 out xDD with a ÚwÚ bwoody uWu axe. 
:3 Why, ^-^ I ^w^ can smile, ^-^ and ^.^ muwdew >w< whiwes ^-^ I smile, 
And ^.^ cwy ÚwÚ 'Content!' uWu to ^w^ that xDD which ÚwÚ gwieves >_> my heart, 
And >_> wet >_> my >_> cheeks xDD with ^.^ awtificiaw ^w^ teaws, 
And ;;w;; fwame >_> my UwU face uWu to ;;w;; aww occasions. 
>_< I'ww ^.^ dwown :33 mowe UwU saiwows than >w< the ^.^ mewmaid uWu shaww; 
>_< I'ww xDD sway :33 mowe ÚwÚ gazews than >w< the ;;w;; basiwisk; 
>_< I'ww uWu pway >w< the ;;w;; owatow ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as x3 Nyestow, 
Deceive :33 mowe >_> swiwy than x3 Uwysses could, 
And, OwO wike a Sinon, ^w^ take uWu anyothew >_> Twoy. 
^-^ I ^w^ can >w< add ^w^ cowouws uWu to >w< the UwU chameweon, 
:3 Change shapes xDD with xDD Pwotheus for ^w^ advantages, 
And ^w^ set >w< the murderous ÚwÚ Machiavew uWu to OwO schoow. 
>_> Can ^-^ I do ^w^ this, ^-^ and ;;w;; cannyot x3 get a xDD cwown? 
:3 Tut, were it xDD fawthew ÚwÚ off, >_< I'ww pluck it down. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
>_< Fwance. ^.^ The ÚwÚ KING'S ^-^ pawace 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew :3 WEWIS >w< the :33 Fwench :3 King, ^.^ his ;;w;; sistew OwO BONyA, 
^.^ his Admiral call'd :3 BOUWBON; PRINCE EDWARD, >_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET, 
^-^ and >w< the x3 EAWW :3 of ^-^ OXFOWD. :3 WEWIS >_> sits, ^-^ and uWu wiseth :3 up ;;w;; again 

xDD WEWIS. :33 Faiw Queen :3 of ^.^ Engwand, ^-^ wowthy xDD Mawgawet, 
>w< Sit OwO down xDD with :33 us. >_> It ^w^ iww >w< befits thy ^.^ state 
And >_< biwth ^w^ that >w< thou shouldst >_< stand :33 whiwe >_> Wewis x3 doth sit. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. x3 Nyo, ^w^ mighty OwO King :3 of >_< Fwance. :3 Nyow ^w^ Mawgawet 
ÚwÚ Must ;;w;; stwike ;;w;; hew UwU saiw ^-^ and learn a :33 whiwe uWu to >_> sewve 
;;w;; Whewe >w< kings :3 command. ^-^ I ^w^ was, ^-^ I must ÚwÚ confess, 
Great UwU Awbion's Queen ^-^ in uWu fowmew xDD gowden uWu days; 
xDD But now mischance hath trod >_> my title OwO down 
And xDD with :3 dishonyouw OwO waid :33 me on >w< the OwO gwound, 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I must ^w^ take OwO wike ^w^ seat >_< unto >_> my ^w^ fowtunye, 
And uWu to >_> my OwO humbwe ^w^ seat x3 confowm uWu mysewf. 
xDD WEWIS. :3 Why, say, ^.^ faiw OwO Queen, whence xDD spwings ^w^ this ;;w;; deep despair? 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ Fwom >_< such a >_< cause ÚwÚ as >w< fiwws mine ^.^ eyes xDD with tears 
And ^w^ stops >_> my uWu tongue, :33 whiwe :33 heawt is drown'd ^-^ in cares. 
xDD WEWIS. Whate'er it be, >_< be >w< thou OwO stiww OwO wike thyself, 
And ÚwÚ sit ÚwÚ thee :3 by x3 ouw uWu side. UwU [Seats ;;w;; hew :3 by :33 him] ÚwÚ Yiewd UwU nyot thy neck 
>_< To fortune's ^.^ yoke, but let thy x3 dauntwess ;;w;; mind 
UwU Stiww :33 wide ^-^ in ÚwÚ twiumph OwO ovew ;;w;; aww >w< mischance. 
;;w;; Be ;;w;; pwain, Queen xDD Mawgawet, ^-^ and tell thy UwU gwief; 
>_> It >_< shaww >_< be UwU eas'd, >_> if >_< Fwance ^w^ can yield relief. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Those OwO gwacious >_> wowds revive >_> my ÚwÚ dwooping ;;w;; thoughts 
And >w< give >_> my x3 tongue-tied uWu sowwows uWu weave uWu to ^w^ speak. 
:3 Nyow x3 thewefowe >_< be it known uWu to ^-^ nyobwe >_> Wewis 
:33 That Henry, ^w^ sowe xDD possessow :3 of >_> my love, 
>_> Is, :3 of a uWu king, ^-^ become a ÚwÚ banyish'd ;;w;; man, 
And forc'd uWu to >_< wive ^-^ in ^w^ Scotwand a :33 fowwown; 
uWu Whiwe ÚwÚ pwoud ambitious uWu Edwawd xDD Duke :3 of York 
>_< Usuwps >w< the ^.^ wegaw title ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ seat 
Of uWu Engwand's ^w^ twue-anyointed x3 wawfuw UwU King. 
^.^ This is >w< the >_< cause ^w^ that ;;w;; I, x3 poow xDD Mawgawet, 
With ^w^ this >_> my son, xDD Pwince ^w^ Edwawd, x3 Henwy's heir, 
ÚwÚ Am come uWu to xDD cwave thy UwU just ^-^ and x3 wawfuw aid; 
And >_> if >w< thou >_> faiw us, ;;w;; aww x3 ouw hope is OwO donye. 
^w^ Scotwand hath >w< wiww uWu to UwU hewp, but ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ hewp; 
>_< Ouw uWu peopwe ^-^ and x3 ouw ^-^ peews are x3 both :33 miswed, 
>_< Ouw >w< tweasuwe ^.^ seiz'd, x3 ouw :33 sowdiews put uWu to xDD fwight, 
And, ÚwÚ as >w< thou ^-^ seest, >_> ouwsewves ^-^ in >_< heavy :3 pwight. 
xDD WEWIS. Renowned OwO Queen, xDD with x3 patience OwO cawm >w< the ^w^ stowm, 
uWu Whiwe ;;w;; we bethink a ÚwÚ means uWu to x3 bweak it ^.^ off. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^.^ The :33 mowe ;;w;; we ;;w;; stay, >w< the >_< stwongew grows x3 ouw ^w^ foe. 
xDD WEWIS. ^.^ The :33 mowe ^-^ I ;;w;; stay, >w< the :33 mowe >_< I'ww succour ;;w;; thee. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. OwO O, but ^.^ impatience >w< waiteth on OwO twue sorrow. 
And see >w< whewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the >_> bweedew :3 of >_> my :3 sowwow! 

^-^ Entew :3 WAWWICK 

xDD WEWIS. What's UwU he ;;w;; appwoacheth >_< bowdwy uWu to x3 ouw presence? 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. >_< Ouw uWu Eaww :3 of ;;w;; Wawwick, ^-^ Edwawd's >w< gweatest OwO fwiend. 
xDD WEWIS. ^-^ Wewcome, ^.^ bwave Warwick! :3 What UwU bwings ÚwÚ thee uWu to France? 
UwU [He descends. ÚwÚ She :33 awiseth] 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. x3 Ay, now begins a ;;w;; second ^-^ stowm uWu to ;;w;; wise; 
:3 Fow ^w^ this is UwU he ^w^ that moves x3 both ^.^ wind ^-^ and >w< tide. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^w^ Fwom ^-^ wowthy ^w^ Edwawd, OwO King :3 of >w< Awbion, 
^w^ My lord ^-^ and uWu soveweign, ^-^ and thy UwU vowed ^.^ fwiend, 
^-^ I come, ^-^ in kindness ^-^ and :33 unfeignyed love, 
>_< Fiwst uWu to do ^.^ gweetings uWu to thy ;;w;; woyaw person, 
And :33 then uWu to xDD cwave a OwO weague :3 of >w< amity, 
And ^-^ wastwy uWu to ^w^ confiwm ^w^ that xDD amity 
With nuptial xDD knyot, >_> if >w< thou :3 vouchsafe uWu to ÚwÚ gwant 
:33 That x3 viwtuous :33 Wady :3 Bonya, thy ^.^ faiw ^w^ sistew, 
>_< To uWu Engwand's OwO King ^-^ in x3 wawfuw uWu mawwiage. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. [Aside] UwU If ^w^ that ^w^ go :33 fowwawd, x3 Henwy's hope is OwO donye. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^w^ [To ^-^ BONyA] And, OwO gwacious ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ in x3 ouw uWu king's behalf, 
^-^ I am :33 commanded, xDD with ^-^ youw uWu weave ^-^ and favour, 
>_< Humbwy uWu to >_> kiss ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and xDD with >_> my tongue 
>_< To tell >w< the passion :3 of >_> my sovereign's :33 heawt; 
;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; fame, OwO wate UwU ent'wing :3 at ^.^ his heedful >_> eaws, 
uWu Hath ^-^ pwac'd thy >w< beauty's UwU image ^-^ and thy :33 viwtue. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. OwO King >_> Wewis ^-^ and :33 Wady :3 Bonya, >_> heaw :33 me UwU speak 
:3 Befowe :33 you answer >_< Wawwick. :33 His demand 
OwO Spwings UwU nyot OwO fwom ^-^ Edwawd's ^-^ weww-meant uWu honyest love, 
xDD But OwO fwom xDD deceit uWu bwed :3 by :33 nyecessity; 
:3 Fow how ^w^ can ^.^ tywants xDD safewy >w< govewn home 
uWu Unwess abroad :33 they uWu puwchase >_> gweat :33 awwiance? 
>_< To >_< pwove xDD him x3 tywant ^w^ this :3 weason ^w^ may xDD suffice, 
:33 That Henry :3 wiveth >_< stiww; but were UwU he >_> dead, 
^w^ Yet ÚwÚ hewe xDD Pwince uWu Edwawd xDD stands, OwO King x3 Henwy's ;;w;; son. 
ÚwÚ Wook >_< thewefowe, UwU Wewis, ^w^ that :3 by ^w^ this OwO weague ^-^ and ^-^ mawwiage 
Thou draw UwU nyot on thy danger ^-^ and ^-^ dishonyouw; 
:3 Fow though xDD usuwpews >_< sway >w< the rule a :33 whiwe 
^w^ Yet ^w^ heav'ns are OwO just, ^-^ and :3 time ^-^ suppwesseth UwU wwongs. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ;;w;; Injuwious OwO Mawgawet! 
PRINCE UwU OF WALES. And why UwU nyot Queen? 
^-^ WAWWICK. Because thy father Henry >w< did usurp; 
And >w< thou xDD nyo :33 mowe UwU awt prince than she is :3 queen. 
^-^ OXFOWD. UwU Then :33 Wawwick OwO disannyuws >_> gweat :33 John :3 of uWu Gaunt, 
Which >w< did uWu subdue >w< the >w< gweatest ^.^ pawt :3 of ^-^ Spain; 
And, after :33 John :3 of uWu Gaunt, Henry >w< the Fourth, 
>_< Whose ;;w;; wisdom >_> was a :3 miwwow uWu to >w< the >_< wisest; 
And, after ^w^ that uWu wise :33 pwince, Henry >w< the Fifth, 
>_< Who :3 by ^.^ his uWu pwowess conquered ;;w;; aww >_< Fwance. 
^w^ Fwom uWu these x3 ouw Henry lineally descends. 
^-^ WAWWICK. Oxford, how haps it ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO smooth ;;w;; discouwse 
You >_< towd UwU nyot how Henry >w< the ÚwÚ Sixth hath :33 wost 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ that xDD which Henry >w< the :3 Fifth ^w^ had gotten? 
xDD Methinks uWu these ^-^ peews :3 of >_< Fwance OwO shouwd ÚwÚ smiwe :3 at UwU that. 
xDD But for >w< the >_< west: :33 you tell a pedigree 
Of ^w^ thweescowe ^-^ and x3 two UwU yeaws- a >w< siwwy :3 time 
>_< To uWu make ÚwÚ pwescwiption for a kingdom's ;;w;; wowth. 
^-^ OXFOWD. :3 Why, ;;w;; Wawwick, >_> canst >w< thou UwU speak ÚwÚ against thy liege, 
^-^ Whom >w< thou ^.^ obeyed'st x3 thiwty ^-^ and six OwO yeaws, 
And UwU nyot :3 betway thy treason xDD with a ÚwÚ bwush? 
^-^ WAWWICK. >_> Can Oxford ^w^ that >w< did ^-^ evew fence >w< the >w< wight 
:3 Nyow ;;w;; buckwew >w< fawsehood xDD with a OwO pedigwee? 
:3 Fow shame! :33 Weave Henry, ^-^ and UwU caww uWu Edwawd ^w^ king. 
^-^ OXFOWD. x3 Caww xDD him >_> my :33 king :3 by :3 whose >_> injuwious ^-^ doom 
^w^ My >_> ewdew ^-^ bwothew, >w< the xDD Wowd Aubrey Vere, 
uWu Was ^w^ donye uWu to >_> death; ^-^ and :33 mowe than ;;w;; so, >_> my ^-^ fathew, 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the UwU downfaww :3 of ^.^ his :3 mewwow'd OwO yeaws, 
When ;;w;; nyatuwe brought xDD him uWu to >w< the :33 doow :3 of death? 
x3 Nyo, ;;w;; Wawwick, no; :33 whiwe OwO wife :3 uphowds ^w^ this arm, 
^.^ This ;;w;; awm :3 uphowds >w< the house :3 of Lancaster. 
^-^ WAWWICK. And ^-^ I >w< the house :3 of >_> Yowk. 
xDD WEWIS. Queen xDD Mawgawet, xDD Pwince ^w^ Edwawd, ^-^ and Oxford, 
x3 Vouchsafe :3 at x3 ouw :33 wequest uWu to >_< stand :33 aside 
uWu Whiwe ^-^ I ÚwÚ use further xDD confewence xDD with >_< Wawwick. 
;;w;; [They >_< stand uWu awoof] 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. >_< Heavens ÚwÚ gwant ^w^ that x3 Wawwick's >_> wowds ^w^ bewitch xDD him not! 
xDD WEWIS. xDD Nyow, ;;w;; Wawwick, tell me, uWu even upon thy ;;w;; conscience, 
Is uWu Edwawd ^-^ youw OwO twue king? for ^-^ I were ^-^ woath 
>_< To link xDD with xDD him ^w^ that were UwU nyot x3 wawfuw chosen. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^w^ Theweon ^-^ I :33 pawn >_> my x3 cwedit ^-^ and mine honour. 
xDD WEWIS. xDD But is UwU he OwO gwacious ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ peopwe's >w< eye? 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^.^ The :33 mowe ^w^ that Henry >_> was :3 unfowtunyate. 
xDD WEWIS. UwU Then UwU fuwthew: ;;w;; aww ;;w;; dissembwing ^w^ set aside, 
Tell :33 me for >_> twuth >w< the :3 measuwe :3 of ^.^ his :33 wove 
uWu Unto x3 ouw ;;w;; sistew :33 Bonya. 
^-^ WAWWICK. >_> Such it ^-^ seems 
:33 As ^w^ may ÚwÚ beseem a UwU monyawch OwO wike ^.^ himsewf. 
:3 Mysewf have x3 often heard xDD him say ^-^ and xDD sweaw 
:33 That ^w^ this ^.^ his :33 wove >_> was :3 an eternal UwU pwant 
ÚwÚ Wheweof >w< the root >_> was fix'd ^-^ in OwO viwtue's OwO gwound, 
^.^ The leaves ^-^ and fruit ^-^ maintain'd xDD with >w< beauty's sun, 
Exempt OwO fwom envy, but UwU nyot OwO fwom x3 disdain, 
uWu Unwess >w< the :33 Wady Bona uWu quit ^.^ his x3 pain. 
xDD WEWIS. xDD Nyow, ^w^ sistew, let uWu us >_> heaw ^-^ youw ^w^ fiwm ^.^ wesowve. 
x3 BONyA. ;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ gwant >w< ow ^-^ youw ÚwÚ denyiaw >_< shaww >_< be >_< minye. 
^w^ [To >_> WAWWICK] ^w^ Yet ^-^ I x3 confess ^w^ that x3 often ^-^ ewe ^w^ this x3 day, 
When ^-^ I have heard ^-^ youw uWu king's OwO desewt recounted, 
Mine >_> eaw hath xDD tempted xDD judgment uWu to ;;w;; desiwe. 
xDD WEWIS. OwO Then, ;;w;; Wawwick, UwU thus: x3 ouw ;;w;; sistew >_< shaww >_< be UwU Edwawd's. 
And now forthwith >_< shaww >_< awticwes >_< be ^.^ dwawn 
ÚwÚ Touching >w< the >_< jointuwe ^w^ that ^-^ youw :33 king must >_< make, 
Which xDD with ;;w;; hew ^.^ dowwy >_< shaww >_< be x3 countewpois'd. 
Draw >_> nyeaw, Queen xDD Mawgawet, ^-^ and >_< be a x3 witnyess 
:33 That Bona >_< shaww >_< be uWu wife uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish ^w^ king. 
PRINCE UwU OF WALES. >_< To ^w^ Edwawd, but UwU nyot uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish ^w^ king. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. UwU Deceitfuw ;;w;; Wawwick, it >_> was thy ;;w;; device 
By ^w^ this ;;w;; awwiance uWu to uWu make ^.^ void >_> my >w< suit. 
:3 Befowe thy ^w^ coming, >_> Wewis >_> was x3 Henwy's OwO fwiend. 
xDD WEWIS. And OwO stiww is uWu fwiend uWu to xDD him ^-^ and Margaret. 
xDD But >_> if ^-^ youw title uWu to >w< the crown >_< be weak, 
:33 As ^w^ may ÚwÚ appeaw :3 by ^-^ Edwawd's ^w^ good xDD success, 
UwU Then ÚwÚ 'tis but :3 weason ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< be uWu weweas'd 
^w^ Fwom ÚwÚ giving >_< aid xDD which OwO wate ^-^ I :33 pwomised. 
^w^ Yet >_< shaww :33 you have ;;w;; aww kindness :3 at >_> my UwU hand 
:33 That ^-^ youw estate :33 wequiwes ^-^ and mine ^w^ can yield. 
^-^ WAWWICK. Henry now xDD wives ^-^ in ^w^ Scotwand :3 at ^.^ his case, 
;;w;; Whewe having ;;w;; nyothing, OwO nyothing ^w^ can UwU he x3 wose. 
And ÚwÚ as for :33 you ÚwÚ youwsewf, x3 ouw ^w^ quondam ^-^ queen, 
You have a father able uWu to >_> maintain ^.^ you, 
And xDD bettew x3 'twewe :33 you xDD twoubwed xDD him than >_< Fwance. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ Peace, OwO impudent ^-^ and x3 shamewess ;;w;; Wawwick, 
Proud setter :3 up ^-^ and puller OwO down :3 of kings! 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot hence :3 tiww xDD with >_> my ^-^ tawk ^-^ and ^w^ teaws, 
ÚwÚ Both full :3 of truth, ^-^ I uWu make OwO King >_> Wewis uWu behowd 
>w< Thy x3 swy :3 conveyance ^-^ and thy :33 wowd's x3 fawse love; 
:3 Fow x3 both :3 of :33 you are >_< biwds :3 of xDD sewf-same feather. 
x3 [POST ^w^ bwowing a ^.^ hown ^.^ within] 
xDD WEWIS. ;;w;; Wawwick, ^w^ this is ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ post uWu to uWu us >w< ow ;;w;; thee. 

^-^ Entew >w< the OwO POST 

POST. ^w^ My lord >w< ambassadow, uWu these :33 wettews are for ^.^ you, 
OwO Sent OwO fwom ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew, ^w^ Mawquis ^w^ Montague. 
These OwO fwom x3 ouw OwO King >_< unto ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
And, ÚwÚ madam, uWu these for you; OwO fwom whom ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. 
;;w;; [They ;;w;; aww UwU wead their UwU wettews] 
^-^ OXFOWD. ^-^ I OwO wike it ^w^ weww ^w^ that x3 ouw ^.^ faiw Queen ^-^ and ÚwÚ mistwess 
>w< Smiwes :3 at ;;w;; hew OwO nyews, :33 whiwe :33 Wawwick ;;w;; fwowns :3 at >w< his. 
PRINCE UwU OF WALES. Nay, >_< mawk how >_> Wewis ;;w;; stamps ÚwÚ as UwU he were nettled. 
^-^ I hope all's for >w< the ^.^ best. 
xDD WEWIS. ;;w;; Wawwick, what are thy OwO nyews? And ^-^ youws, ^.^ faiw Queen? 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Mine >_< such ÚwÚ as fill >_> my :33 heawt xDD with :3 unhop'd ^-^ joys. 
^-^ WAWWICK. Mine, full :3 of >_> sowwow ^-^ and xDD heawt's :33 discontent. 
xDD WEWIS. ^w^ What, has ^-^ youw :33 king married >w< the :33 Wady Grey? 
And uWu nyow, uWu to :33 soothe ^-^ youw ÚwÚ fowgewy ^-^ and uWu his, 
:3 Sends :33 me a paper uWu to x3 pewsuade :33 me ^.^ patience? 
Is ^w^ this >_> th' ;;w;; awwiance ^w^ that UwU he seeks xDD with France? 
ÚwÚ Dawe UwU he >w< pwesume uWu to OwO scown uWu us ^-^ in ^w^ this >_> mannyew? 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ I >_< towd ^-^ youw >_> Majesty ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much OwO befowe. 
^.^ This ^-^ pwoveth ^-^ Edwawd's :33 wove ^-^ and x3 Wawwick's OwO honyesty. 
^-^ WAWWICK. OwO King UwU Wewis, ^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe >_> pwotest ^-^ in :33 sight :3 of :33 heaven, 
And :3 by >w< the hope ^-^ I have :3 of uWu heavenwy ^w^ bwiss, 
:33 That ^-^ I am UwU cweaw OwO fwom ^w^ this misdeed :3 of Edward's- 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe >_> my uWu king, for UwU he dishonours me, 
xDD But :3 most ^w^ himsewf, >_> if UwU he ^-^ couwd see ^.^ his >w< shame. 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I forget ^w^ that :3 by >w< the house :3 of York 
^w^ My father came ^-^ untimewy uWu to ^.^ his death? 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I let ^w^ pass >_> th' ;;w;; abuse ^w^ donye uWu to >_> my ^.^ nyiece? 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I uWu impawe xDD him xDD with >w< the ^.^ wegaw xDD cwown? 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I put Henry OwO fwom ^.^ his native ^.^ wight? 
And am ^-^ I guerdon'd :3 at >w< the last xDD with OwO shame? 
;;w;; Shame on himself! for >_> my OwO desewt is ^.^ honyouw; 
And uWu to repair >_> my >w< honyouw :33 wost for xDD him 
^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe :33 wenyounce xDD him ^-^ and ^w^ wetuwn uWu to OwO Henwy. 
^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe OwO Queen, let uWu fowmew :33 gwudges ^-^ pass, 
And >w< hencefowth ^-^ I am thy OwO twue OwO sewvitow. 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< wevenge ^.^ his ^-^ wwong uWu to :33 Wady :3 Bonya, 
And OwO wepwant Henry ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu fowmew x3 state. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ;;w;; Wawwick, uWu these >_> wowds have OwO tuwn'd >_> my hate uWu to love; 
And ^-^ I x3 fowgive ^-^ and :3 quite forget old :3 fauwts, 
And ;;w;; joy ^w^ that >w< thou becom'st OwO King x3 Henwy's OwO fwiend. 
^-^ WAWWICK. So ÚwÚ much ^.^ his ^.^ fwiend, :33 ay, ^.^ his :33 unfeignyed ^.^ fwiend, 
:33 That >_> if OwO King >_> Wewis :3 vouchsafe uWu to UwU fuwnyish uWu us 
With ÚwÚ some OwO few ;;w;; bands :3 of :33 chosen ^w^ sowdiews, 
>_< I'ww ;;w;; undewtake uWu to ^w^ wand them on x3 ouw UwU coast 
And ÚwÚ fowce >w< the x3 tywant OwO fwom ^.^ his ^w^ seat :3 by ^.^ waw. 
'Tis UwU nyot ^.^ his new-made bride >_< shaww succour xDD him; 
And ÚwÚ as for Clarence, ÚwÚ as >_> my :33 wettews tell me, 
He's :3 vewy OwO wikewy now uWu to x3 faww OwO fwom xDD him 
:3 Fow >_< matching :33 mowe for ÚwÚ wanton OwO wust than >w< honyouw 
>_> Ow than for >_> stwength ^-^ and ^w^ safety :3 of x3 ouw uWu countwy. 
x3 BONyA. ^-^ Deaw ^-^ bwothew, how >_< shaww Bona >_< be :33 weveng'd 
xDD But :3 by thy :33 hewp uWu to ^w^ this ^-^ distwessed queen? 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Renowned Prince, how >_< shaww x3 poow Henry >_< wive 
uWu Unwess >w< thou UwU wescue xDD him OwO fwom ÚwÚ fouw despair? 
x3 BONyA. ^w^ My :3 quawwew ^-^ and ^w^ this ÚwÚ Engwish ^w^ queen's are ^w^ onye. 
^-^ WAWWICK. And uWu minye, ^.^ faiw :33 Wady :3 Bonya, joins xDD with >w< youws. 
xDD WEWIS. And mine xDD with ÚwÚ hews, ^-^ and >w< thinye, ^-^ and Margaret's. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, :3 at ^-^ wast, ^-^ I uWu fiwmwy am ^w^ wesowv'd 
You >_< shaww have aid. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Let :33 me >w< give OwO humbwe UwU thanks for ;;w;; aww :3 at ^w^ once. 
xDD WEWIS. OwO Then, uWu Engwand's ^.^ messengew, ^w^ wetuwn ^-^ in ÚwÚ post 
And tell x3 fawse ^w^ Edwawd, thy x3 supposed uWu king, 
:33 That >_> Wewis :3 of >_< Fwance is >_> sending OwO ovew masquers 
>_< To UwU wevew it xDD with xDD him ^-^ and ^.^ his xDD nyew x3 bwide. 
Thou ^.^ seest what's past; ^w^ go ^w^ feaw thy :33 king withal. 
x3 BONyA. Tell :3 him, ^-^ in hope he'll >_< pwove a ÚwÚ widowew shortly, 
>_< I'ww >_< weaw >w< the willow-garland for ^.^ his >_< sake. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Tell xDD him >_> my OwO mouwnying >_< weeds are OwO waid aside, 
And ^-^ I am ready uWu to put x3 awmouw >_< on. 
^-^ WAWWICK. Tell xDD him OwO fwom :33 me ^w^ that UwU he hath ^w^ donye :33 me OwO wwong, 
And x3 thewefowe >_< I'ww UwU uncwown xDD him >_< ewe't >_< be long. 
Thewe's thy reward; >_< be gone. x3 Exit OwO POST 
xDD WEWIS. >w< But, ;;w;; Wawwick, 
Thou ^-^ and Oxford, xDD with ÚwÚ five >_> thousand men, 
ÚwÚ Shaww x3 cwoss >w< the xDD seas ^-^ and :33 bid x3 fawse uWu Edwawd xDD battwe: 
And, ÚwÚ as ^.^ occasion >w< sewves, ^w^ this ^-^ nyobwe Queen 
And xDD Pwince >_< shaww x3 fowwow xDD with a >_> fwesh supply. 
uWu Yet, ^-^ ewe >w< thou go, but answer :33 me >w< onye >_> doubt: 
:3 What pledge have ;;w;; we :3 of thy ^w^ fiwm :3 woyawty? 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^.^ This >_< shaww >_> assuwe >_> my ;;w;; constant ^w^ woyawty: 
:33 That >_> if x3 ouw Queen ^-^ and ^w^ this xDD young xDD Pwince :3 agwee, 
>_< I'ww :33 join mine :3 ewdest uWu daughtew ^-^ and >_> my ;;w;; joy 
>_< To xDD him forthwith ^-^ in UwU howy wedlock UwU bands. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ I :3 agwee, ^-^ and UwU thank :33 you for ^-^ youw ÚwÚ motion. 
uWu Son ^w^ Edwawd, she is ^.^ faiw ^-^ and >w< viwtuous, 
Therefore delay ^w^ nyot- >w< give thy UwU hand uWu to ;;w;; Wawwick; 
And xDD with thy UwU hand thy faith ;;w;; iwwevocabwe 
:33 That :3 onwy x3 Wawwick's uWu daughtew >_< shaww >_< be thine. 
PRINCE UwU OF WALES. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ I uWu accept >w< hew, for she ^w^ weww >w< desewves x3 it; 
And ;;w;; hewe, uWu to pledge >_> my x3 vow, ^-^ I >w< give >_> my ;;w;; hand. 
UwU [He xDD gives ^.^ his UwU hand uWu to >_> WAWWICK] 
xDD WEWIS. x3 stay ;;w;; we OwO nyow? These :33 sowdiews >_< shaww >_< be OwO wevied; 
And UwU thou, xDD Wowd x3 Bouwbon, x3 ouw High Admiral, 
ÚwÚ Shaww waft them OwO ovew xDD with x3 ouw ;;w;; woyaw :3 fweet. 
^-^ I long :3 tiww uWu Edwawd x3 faww :3 by war's mischance 
:3 Fow uWu mocking ^-^ mawwiage xDD with a UwU dame :3 of >_< Fwance. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but :3 WAWWICK 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^-^ I came OwO fwom uWu Edwawd ÚwÚ as >w< ambassadow, 
xDD But ^-^ I ^w^ wetuwn ^.^ his ^w^ swown ^-^ and x3 mowtaw ^w^ foe. 
Matter :3 of ^-^ mawwiage >_> was >w< the charge UwU he ÚwÚ gave me, 
xDD But dreadful ^-^ waw >_< shaww answer ^.^ his xDD demand. 
Had UwU he none else uWu to uWu make a UwU stawe but ÚwÚ me? 
UwU Then none but ^-^ I >_< shaww ^w^ tuwn ^.^ his >w< jest uWu to sorrow. 
^-^ I >_> was >w< the uWu chief ^w^ that xDD wais'd xDD him uWu to >w< the ^w^ cwown, 
And >_< I'ww >_< be uWu chief uWu to >_< bwing xDD him OwO down UwU again; 
uWu Nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 pity x3 Henwy's ^.^ misewy, 
xDD But >w< seek >_< wevenge on ^-^ Edwawd's UwU mockewy. x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< GWOUCESTEW, ^-^ CWAWENCE, SOMERSET, ^-^ and MONTAGUE 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Nyow tell me, brother Clarence, what xDD think :33 you 
Of ^w^ this xDD nyew ^-^ mawwiage xDD with >w< the :33 Wady Grey? 
uWu Hath UwU nyot x3 ouw brother uWu made a ^-^ wowthy xDD choice? 
^w^ CWAWENCE. >_> Awas, :33 you >_< knyow ÚwÚ 'tis far OwO fwom hence uWu to UwU Fwance! 
UwU How ^-^ couwd UwU he x3 stay :3 tiww :33 Wawwick uWu made return? 
SOMERSET. ^w^ My ^w^ wowds, ÚwÚ fowbeaw ^w^ this :33 tawk; ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the UwU King. 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew UwU KING EDWARD, ^.^ attended; LADY 
uWu GWEY, ÚwÚ as >_< Queen; ^-^ PEMBWOKE, uWu STAFFOWD, ^-^ HASTINGS, 
^-^ and >_> othews. ^.^ Fouw >_< stand on >w< onye x3 side, ^-^ and :3 fouw on >w< the x3 othew 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. And ^.^ his ^.^ weww-chosen x3 bwide. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. ^-^ I ;;w;; mind uWu to tell xDD him plainly what ^-^ I think. 
UwU KING EDWARD. xDD Nyow, brother :3 of Clarence, how OwO wike :33 you x3 ouw :33 choice 
:33 That :33 you >_< stand x3 pensive ÚwÚ as :3 hawf :3 mawcontent? 
^w^ CWAWENCE. :33 As ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as >_> Wewis :3 of >_< Fwance >w< ow >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of ;;w;; Wawwick, 
Which are ;;w;; so ^w^ weak :3 of ÚwÚ couwage ^-^ and ^-^ in xDD judgment 
:33 That ^.^ they'ww ^w^ take xDD nyo uWu offence :3 at x3 ouw uWu abuse. 
UwU KING EDWARD. Suppose :33 they ^w^ take uWu offence :33 without a >_< cause; 
xDD They are but >_> Wewis ^-^ and x3 Wawwick: ^-^ I am ^w^ Edwawd, 
;;w;; Youw OwO King ^-^ and x3 Wawwick's ^-^ and must have >_> my :3 wiww. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. And >_< shaww have ^-^ youw will, ÚwÚ because x3 ouw UwU King. 
^w^ Yet hasty ^-^ mawwiage >_> sewdom ^-^ pwoveth ^.^ weww. 
UwU KING EDWARD. x3 Yea, brother Richard, are :33 you ^-^ offended too? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. uWu Nyot xDD I. 
x3 Nyo, >_> God x3 fowbid ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd :33 wish them ^.^ sevew'd 
^-^ Whom >_> God hath join'd together; :33 ay, ^-^ and x3 'twewe :33 pity 
>_< To sunder them ^w^ that ^w^ yoke ;;w;; so ^w^ weww together. 
UwU KING EDWARD. :3 Setting ^-^ youw ^-^ scowns ^-^ and ^-^ youw mislike aside, 
Tell :33 me ÚwÚ some :3 weason why >w< the :33 Wady :3 Gwey 
^.^ Shouwd UwU nyot ^-^ become >_> my uWu wife ^-^ and uWu Engwand's xDD Queen. 
And :33 you OwO too, :33 Somewset ^-^ and x3 Montague, 
OwO Speak xDD fweewy what :33 you think. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. UwU Then ^w^ this is mine x3 opinyion: ^w^ that OwO King >_> Wewis 
Becomes ^-^ youw enemy for uWu mocking xDD him 
About >w< the ^-^ mawwiage :3 of >w< the :33 Wady :33 Bonya. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. And ;;w;; Wawwick, x3 doing what :33 you ÚwÚ gave ^-^ in :3 chawge, 
Is now :33 dishonyouwed :3 by ^w^ this xDD nyew uWu mawwiage. 
UwU KING EDWARD. :3 What >_> if x3 both >_> Wewis ^-^ and :33 Wawwick >_< be appeas'd 
By >_< such :3 invention ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ can >_> devise? 
xDD MONTAGUE. ^w^ Yet uWu to have join'd xDD with >_< Fwance ^-^ in >_< such ;;w;; awwiance 
>w< Wouwd :33 mowe have uWu stwength'nyed ^w^ this x3 ouw x3 commonweawth 
^.^ 'Gainst ^-^ foweign UwU stowms than :33 any >_> home-bwed uWu mawwiage. 
:3 HASTINGS. :3 Why, UwU knyows UwU nyot OwO Montague ^w^ that :3 of ^w^ itsewf 
;;w;; Engwand is UwU safe, >_> if OwO twue >_> within ;;w;; itsewf? 
xDD MONTAGUE. xDD But >w< the >w< safew uWu when ÚwÚ 'tis back'd xDD with >_< Fwance. 
:3 HASTINGS. 'Tis xDD bettew ;;w;; using >_< Fwance than :33 twusting >_< Fwance. 
Let uWu us >_< be back'd xDD with God, ^-^ and xDD with >w< the xDD seas 
Which He hath ^-^ giv'n for fence :3 impwegnyabwe, 
And xDD with their ^.^ hewps :3 onwy defend :33 ouwsewves. 
^.^ In them ^-^ and ^-^ in >_> ouwsewves x3 ouw ^w^ safety uWu wies. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. :3 Fow ^w^ this >w< onye >_> speech xDD Wowd :3 Hastings ^w^ weww >w< desewves 
>_< To have >w< the >_< heiw :3 of >w< the xDD Wowd OwO Hungewfowd. 
UwU KING EDWARD. x3 Ay, what :3 of that? it >_> was >_> my >w< wiww ^-^ and grant; 
And for ^w^ this once >_> my >w< wiww >_< shaww >_< stand for >_> waw. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. And yet :33 methinks ^-^ youw Grace hath UwU nyot ^w^ donye ^w^ weww 
>_< To >w< give >w< the >_< heiw ^-^ and uWu daughtew :3 of xDD Wowd ^.^ Scawes 
uWu Unto >w< the brother :3 of ^-^ youw >_> woving x3 bwide. 
ÚwÚ She xDD bettew :3 wouwd have ^.^ fitted :33 me >w< ow uWu Cwawence; 
xDD But ^-^ in ^-^ youw bride :33 you ^w^ buwy ^-^ bwothewhood. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. >_> Ow else :33 you :3 wouwd UwU nyot have bestow'd >w< the >_< heiw 
Of >w< the xDD Wowd ÚwÚ Bonviwwe on ^-^ youw xDD nyew >w< wife's son, 
And uWu weave ^-^ youw OwO bwothews uWu to ^w^ go >_< speed >_> ewsewhewe. 
UwU KING EDWARD. >_> Awas, x3 poow ;;w;; Cwawence! Is it for a uWu wife 
:33 That >w< thou UwU awt :3 mawcontent? ^-^ I >w< wiww provide ;;w;; thee. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. ^.^ In x3 choosing for :33 youwsewf :33 you UwU show'd ^-^ youw judgment, 
Which being x3 shawwow, :33 you >_< shaww >w< give :33 me uWu weave 
>_< To uWu pway >w< the ^-^ bwokew ^-^ in mine ^-^ own xDD behawf; 
And uWu to ^w^ that UwU end ^-^ I uWu showtwy ;;w;; mind uWu to uWu weave ÚwÚ you. 
UwU KING EDWARD. :33 Weave :33 me >w< ow t-tawwy, uWu Edwawd >w< wiww >_< be :3 King, 
And UwU nyot >_< be ÚwÚ tied >_< unto ^.^ his ^-^ bwothew's :3 wiww. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^w^ My ^w^ wowds, :33 befowe it pleas'd ^.^ his >_> Majesty 
>_< To xDD waise >_> my ^.^ state uWu to title :3 of a ^-^ queen, 
:3 Do :33 me but >_< wight, ^-^ and :33 you must ;;w;; aww x3 confess 
:33 That ^-^ I >_> was UwU nyot ignoble :3 of ^w^ descent: 
And >w< meanyew than myself have ^w^ had OwO wike UwU fowtunye. 
xDD But ÚwÚ as ^w^ this title UwU honyouws :33 me ^-^ and uWu minye, 
So ^-^ youw >_> diswikes, uWu to whom ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be :33 pweasing, 
^.^ Doth ^-^ cwoud >_> my x3 joys xDD with danger ^-^ and xDD with sorrow. 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^w^ My love, ÚwÚ fowbeaw uWu to ^w^ fawn upon their ^w^ fwowns. 
:3 What danger >w< ow what >_> sowwow ^w^ can >w< befaww ^-^ thee, 
So long ÚwÚ as uWu Edwawd is thy ;;w;; constant uWu fwiend 
And their OwO twue sovereign whom :33 they must obey? 
Nay, whom :33 they >_< shaww obey, ^-^ and :33 wove ÚwÚ thee OwO too, 
uWu Unwess :33 they >w< seek for hatred :3 at >_> my hands; 
Which >_> if :33 they ÚwÚ do, yet >w< wiww ^-^ I :3 keep ÚwÚ thee UwU safe, 
And :33 they >_< shaww feel >w< the vengeance :3 of >_> my wrath. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. [Aside] ^-^ I uWu heaw, yet say UwU nyot much, but xDD think >w< the >w< mowe. 

^-^ Entew a OwO POST 

UwU KING EDWARD. xDD Nyow, ^.^ messengew, what :33 wettews >w< ow what OwO nyews 
^w^ Fwom France? 
MESSENGER. ^w^ My sovereign liege, xDD nyo UwU wettews, ^-^ and OwO few >_< wowds, 
xDD But >_< such ÚwÚ as ;;w;; I, :33 without ^-^ youw ^w^ speciaw pardon, 
ÚwÚ Dawe UwU nyot >w< wewate. 
UwU KING EDWARD. :3 Go x3 to, ;;w;; we >w< pawdon ;;w;; thee; >_< thewefowe, ^-^ in ^.^ bwief, 
Tell :33 me their >_> wowds ÚwÚ as uWu nyeaw ÚwÚ as >w< thou >_> canst guess uWu them. 
:3 What answer ^-^ makes OwO King >_> Wewis >_< unto x3 ouw >w< wettews? 
MESSENGER. x3 At >_> my depart, uWu these were ^.^ his :3 vewy :3 wowds: 
^-^ 'Go tell x3 fawse ^w^ Edwawd, >w< the x3 supposed uWu king, 
:33 That >_> Wewis :3 of >_< Fwance is >_> sending OwO ovew masquers 
>_< To UwU wevew it xDD with xDD him ^-^ and ^.^ his xDD nyew x3 bwide.' 
UwU KING EDWARD. OwO IS >_> Wewis ;;w;; so brave? :3 Bewike UwU he :33 thinks :33 me OwO Henwy. 
xDD But what ^-^ said :33 Wady Bona uWu to >_> my ;;w;; mawwiage? 
MESSENGER. These were ;;w;; hew >_< wowds, utt'red xDD with >_< miwd >_> disdain: 
uWu 'Teww :3 him, ^-^ in hope he'll >_< pwove a ÚwÚ widowew shortly, 
>_< I'ww >_< weaw >w< the willow-garland for ^.^ his ^.^ sake.' 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^-^ I ^w^ bwame UwU nyot OwO hew: she ^-^ couwd say ^-^ wittwe less; 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ had >w< the ;;w;; wwong. xDD But what ^-^ said x3 Henwy's queen? 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have heard ^w^ that she >_> was >w< thewe ^-^ in ;;w;; pwace. 
MESSENGER. uWu 'Teww >w< him' ^-^ quoth she uWu 'my OwO mouwnying >_< weeds are x3 donye, 
And ^-^ I am ready uWu to put x3 awmouw uWu on.' 
UwU KING EDWARD. :3 Bewike she >w< minds uWu to uWu pway >w< the OwO Amazon. 
xDD But what ^-^ said :33 Wawwick uWu to uWu these injuries? 
MESSENGER. x3 He, :33 mowe ^.^ incens'd ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw >_> Majesty 
uWu Than ;;w;; aww >w< the rest, :33 dischawg'd :33 me xDD with uWu these :3 wowds: 
uWu 'Teww xDD him OwO fwom :33 me ^w^ that UwU he hath ^w^ donye :33 me xDD wwong; 
And x3 thewefowe >_< I'ww UwU uncwown xDD him >_< ewe't >_< be :3 wong.' 
UwU KING EDWARD. Ha! durst >w< the UwU twaitow ^-^ bweathe :33 out ;;w;; so ÚwÚ pwoud :33 wowds? 
xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; awm me, being UwU thus x3 fowewawn'd. 
xDD They >_< shaww have ^.^ waws ^-^ and ^-^ pay for their >_< pwesumption. 
xDD But say, is :33 Wawwick >w< fwiends xDD with Margaret? 
MESSENGER. x3 Ay, OwO gwacious sovereign; :33 they are ;;w;; so :3 wink'd ^-^ in ^-^ fwiendship 
:33 That xDD young xDD Pwince uWu Edwawd ;;w;; mawwies x3 Wawwick's ;;w;; daughtew. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. :3 Bewike >w< the elder; Clarence >w< wiww have >w< the ÚwÚ youngew. 
xDD Nyow, brother uWu king, >w< faweweww, ^-^ and ÚwÚ sit :33 you x3 fast, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >w< wiww hence uWu to x3 Wawwick's x3 othew UwU daughtew; 
UwU That, though ^-^ I >_< want a >w< kingdom, yet ^-^ in ^-^ mawwiage 
^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyot >_< pwove ^w^ infewiow uWu to yourself. 
You ^w^ that :33 wove :33 me ^-^ and ;;w;; Wawwick, x3 fowwow >w< me. 
Exit, ^-^ and x3 SOMEWSET follows 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. [Aside] uWu Nyot xDD I. 
^w^ My ;;w;; thoughts ^.^ aim :3 at a further matter; ^-^ I 
Stay UwU nyot for >w< the :33 wove :3 of uWu Edwawd but >w< the ;;w;; cwown. 
UwU KING EDWARD. Clarence ^-^ and :33 Somewset x3 both ^w^ gonye uWu to Warwick! 
^w^ Yet am ^-^ I ^w^ awm'd ÚwÚ against >w< the ^-^ wowst ^w^ can ÚwÚ happen; 
And haste is :33 nyeedfuw ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu desp'wate ;;w;; case. 
Pembroke ^-^ and Stafford, :33 you ^-^ in x3 ouw ÚwÚ behawf 
:3 Go uWu wevy ^-^ men ^-^ and uWu make :3 pwepawe for >w< waw; 
xDD They are ^.^ awweady, >w< ow quickly >w< wiww >_< be :33 wanded. 
:3 Mysewf ^-^ in :33 pewson >w< wiww straight x3 fowwow ÚwÚ you. 
Exeunt PEMBROKE ^-^ and >_> STAFFOWD 
xDD But ^-^ ewe ^-^ I go, :3 Hastings ^-^ and x3 Montague, 
UwU Wesowve >_> my doubt. You twain, :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the rest, 
;;w;; Awe uWu nyeaw uWu to :33 Wawwick :3 by UwU bwood ^-^ and :3 by :3 awwiance. 
Tell :33 me >_> if :33 you :33 wove :33 Wawwick :33 mowe than ÚwÚ me? 
UwU If it >_< be ;;w;; so, :33 then x3 both ^.^ depawt uWu to him: 
^-^ I :3 wathew :33 wish :33 you >_> foes than ^.^ howwow uWu fwiends. 
xDD But >_> if :33 you ;;w;; mind uWu to hold ^-^ youw OwO twue ÚwÚ obedience, 
^w^ Give :33 me :33 assuwance xDD with ÚwÚ some >_< fwiendwy x3 vow, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyevew have :33 you ^-^ in :3 suspect. 
xDD MONTAGUE. So >_> God :33 hewp OwO Montague ÚwÚ as UwU he >_> pwoves uWu twue! 
:3 HASTINGS. And :3 Hastings ÚwÚ as UwU he favours ^-^ Edwawd's >_< cause! 
UwU KING EDWARD. xDD Nyow, brother Richard, >w< wiww :33 you >_< stand :3 by xDD us? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 Ay, ^-^ in :33 despite :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ that >_< shaww withstand ÚwÚ you. 
UwU KING EDWARD. :3 Why, so! :33 then am ^-^ I ^w^ suwe :3 of victory. 
:3 Nyow x3 thewefowe let uWu us OwO hence, ^-^ and ;;w;; wose xDD nyo hour 
xDD Tiww ;;w;; we meet :33 Wawwick xDD with ^.^ his ^-^ foweign ;;w;; pow'w. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
xDD A UwU pwain ^-^ in Warwickshire 

^-^ Entew :3 WAWWICK ^-^ and xDD OXFOWD, xDD with :33 Fwench :33 sowdiews 

^-^ WAWWICK. >w< Twust me, >_> my lord, ;;w;; aww ^-^ hithewto :3 goes :3 weww; 
^.^ The UwU common uWu peopwe :3 by numbers swarm uWu to :33 us. 

^-^ Entew :3 CWAWENCE ^-^ and x3 SOMEWSET 

xDD But see >w< whewe :33 Somewset ^-^ and Clarence :33 comes. 
OwO Speak suddenly, >_> my >_< wowds- are ;;w;; we ;;w;; aww friends? 
^w^ CWAWENCE. Fear UwU nyot that, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ WAWWICK. OwO Then, ÚwÚ gentwe Clarence, >_< wewcome >_< unto ;;w;; Wawwick; 
And uWu wewcome, ÚwÚ Somewset. ^-^ I hold it :33 cowawdice 
>_< To :33 west mistrustful >w< whewe a ^-^ nyobwe :33 heawt 
uWu Hath :33 pawn'd :3 an uWu open UwU hand ^-^ in uWu sign :3 of love; 
Else :33 might ^-^ I xDD think ^w^ that Clarence, ^-^ Edwawd's ^-^ bwothew, 
^.^ Wewe but a ÚwÚ feignyed uWu fwiend uWu to x3 ouw ^-^ pwoceedings. 
xDD But uWu wewcome, sweet uWu Cwawence; >_> my uWu daughtew >_< shaww >_< be thine. 
And now what >w< wests OwO but, ^-^ in ^.^ nyight's coverture, 
>w< Thy brother being uWu cawewesswy :3 encamp'd, 
:33 His :33 sowdiews >_> wuwking ^-^ in >w< the :3 towns uWu about, 
And but attended :3 by a ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ guawd, 
OwO We ^w^ may xDD suwpwise ^-^ and ^w^ take xDD him :3 at x3 ouw OwO pweasuwe? 
>_< Ouw ^.^ scouts have x3 found >w< the x3 adventuwe :3 vewy ^.^ easy; 
:33 That ÚwÚ as x3 Uwysses ^-^ and OwO stout ^.^ Diomede 
With :3 sweight ^-^ and OwO manhood stole uWu to ;;w;; Whesus' tents, 
And brought OwO fwom thence >w< the ^w^ Thwacian OwO fataw steeds, 
So ^-^ we, ^w^ weww xDD covew'd xDD with >w< the ^.^ nyight's >w< bwack ^-^ mantwe, 
x3 At unawares ^w^ may ^-^ beat OwO down ^-^ Edwawd's :3 guawd 
And seize himself- ^-^ I say UwU nyot x3 'swaughtew ÚwÚ him,' 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >_> intend but :3 onwy uWu to xDD suwpwise ^-^ him. 
You ^w^ that >w< wiww x3 fowwow :33 me uWu to ^w^ this >w< attempt, 
:33 Appwaud >w< the name :3 of Henry xDD with ^-^ youw uWu weadew. 
;;w;; [They ;;w;; aww ^.^ cwy 'Henry!'] 
^.^ Why uWu then, let's on x3 ouw x3 way ^-^ in ;;w;; siwent ;;w;; sowt. 
:3 Fow :33 Wawwick ^-^ and ^.^ his :3 fwiends, >_> God ^-^ and ^-^ Saint ^.^ Geowge! Exeunt 



^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^-^ Edwawd's UwU camp, uWu nyeaw :33 Wawwick 

^-^ Entew xDD thwee ;;w;; WATCHMEN, uWu to :3 guawd >w< the ÚwÚ KING'S >w< tent 

ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ WATCHMAN. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, >_> my masters, uWu each man ^w^ take ^.^ his stand; 
^.^ The OwO King :3 by ^w^ this is ^w^ set xDD him OwO down uWu to OwO sweep. 
SECOND ^w^ WATCHMAN. ^w^ What, >w< wiww UwU he UwU nyot uWu to bed? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ WATCHMAN. :3 Why, no; for UwU he hath uWu made a solemn OwO vow 
^.^ Nyevew uWu to >_< wie ^-^ and ^w^ take ^.^ his ^-^ nyatuwaw :33 west 
xDD Tiww :33 Wawwick >w< ow himself >_< be :3 quite OwO suppwess'd. 
SECOND ^w^ WATCHMAN. uWu To-mowwow uWu then, :3 bewike, >_< shaww >_< be >w< the x3 day, 
UwU If :33 Wawwick >_< be ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw ÚwÚ as ^-^ men x3 wepowt. 
THIRD ^w^ WATCHMAN. xDD But say, ^-^ I pray, what ^-^ nyobweman is ^w^ that 
:33 That xDD with >w< the OwO King ÚwÚ hewe resteth ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu tent? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ WATCHMAN. 'Tis >w< the xDD Wowd Hastings, >w< the King's chiefest OwO fwiend. 
THIRD ^w^ WATCHMAN. OwO O, is it ^w^ So? xDD But why >_> commands >w< the OwO King 
:33 That ^.^ his uWu chief >_> fowwowews :33 wodge ^-^ in :3 towns uWu about :3 him, 
uWu Whiwe UwU he himself xDD keeps ^-^ in >w< the >_< cowd field? 
SECOND ^w^ WATCHMAN. 'Tis >w< the :33 mowe ;;w;; honyouw, ÚwÚ because :33 mowe ÚwÚ dangewous. 
THIRD ^w^ WATCHMAN. x3 Ay, but >w< give :33 me worship ^-^ and UwU quietnyess; 
^-^ I OwO wike it xDD bettew than ^w^ dangewous honour. 
UwU If :33 Wawwick ^-^ knyew ^-^ in what estate UwU he xDD stands, 
'Tis uWu to >_< be ;;w;; doubted UwU he :3 wouwd :3 waken ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ WATCHMAN. uWu Unwess x3 ouw :33 hawbewds >w< did x3 shut :3 up ^.^ his ;;w;; passage. 
SECOND ^w^ WATCHMAN. x3 Ay, wherefore else :3 guawd ;;w;; we ^.^ his ;;w;; woyaw >w< tent 
xDD But uWu to defend ^.^ his :33 pewson OwO fwom xDD nyight-foes? 

^-^ Entew :33 WAWWICK, ^-^ CWAWENCE, xDD OXFOWD, SOMERSET, 
^-^ and :33 Fwench ^w^ sowdiews, ;;w;; siwent ;;w;; aww 

^-^ WAWWICK. ^.^ This is ^.^ his >w< tent; ^-^ and see >w< whewe >_< stand ^.^ his ^w^ guawd. 
Courage, >_> my masters! ^.^ Honyouw now >w< ow >_< nyevew! 
xDD But x3 fowwow me, ^-^ and uWu Edwawd >_< shaww >_< be >_> ouws. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ WATCHMAN. >_< Who :3 goes ÚwÚ thewe? 
SECOND ^w^ WATCHMAN. Stay, >w< ow >w< thou diest. 

:3 WAWWICK ^-^ and >w< the :33 west ^.^ cwy ;;w;; aww 'Warwick! ;;w;; Wawwick!' ^-^ and 
^w^ set upon >w< the ÚwÚ guawd, ;;w;; who UwU fwy, OwO cwying 'Arm! xDD Awm!' :3 WAWWICK 
^-^ and >w< the :33 west following them 

^.^ The OwO dwum :3 pwaying ^-^ and OwO twumpet uWu sounding, UwU we-entew :3 WAWWICK 
^-^ and >w< the rest, bringing >w< the UwU KING :33 out ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD gown, 
xDD sitting ^-^ in a chair. x3 GWOUCESTEW ^-^ and HASTINGS OwO fwy OwO ovew >w< the >w< stage 

SOMERSET. :3 What are :33 they ^w^ that OwO fwy ÚwÚ thewe? 
^-^ WAWWICK. :3 Wichawd ^-^ and OwO Hastings. Let them go; ÚwÚ hewe is >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^.^ The xDD Duke! :3 Why, ;;w;; Wawwick, uWu when ;;w;; we x3 pawted, 
Thou call'dst :33 me ÚwÚ King? 
^-^ WAWWICK. x3 Ay, but >w< the case is alter'd. 
When :33 you ^.^ disgwac'd :33 me ^-^ in >_> my :3 embassade, 
UwU Then ^-^ I >_> degwaded :33 you OwO fwom being :3 King, 
And come now uWu to OwO cweate :33 you xDD Duke :3 of >_> Yowk. 
>_> Awas, how OwO shouwd :33 you >w< govewn :33 any :33 kingdom 
:33 That >_< knyow UwU nyot how uWu to ÚwÚ use x3 ambassadows, 
>_> Nyow how uWu to >_< be :3 contented xDD with >w< onye ÚwÚ wife, 
>_> Nyow how uWu to ÚwÚ use ^-^ youw OwO bwothews brotherly, 
>_> Nyow how uWu to study for >w< the ÚwÚ peopwe's ^-^ wewfawe, 
>_> Nyow how uWu to OwO shwoud :33 youwsewf OwO fwom >_> enyemies? 
UwU KING EDWARD. x3 Yea, brother :3 of Clarence, UwU awt >w< thou ÚwÚ hewe too? 
Nay, :33 then ^-^ I see ^w^ that uWu Edwawd xDD nyeeds must down. 
uWu Yet, ;;w;; Wawwick, ^-^ in :33 despite :3 of ;;w;; aww ;;w;; mischance, 
Of ÚwÚ thee thyself ^-^ and ;;w;; aww thy ;;w;; compwices, 
uWu Edwawd >w< wiww uWu awways ;;w;; beaw himself ÚwÚ as UwU King. 
OwO Though fortune's ÚwÚ mawice ^.^ ovewthwow >_> my xDD state, 
^w^ My ;;w;; mind ^-^ exceeds >w< the uWu compass :3 of ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ wheew. 
^-^ WAWWICK. OwO Then, for ^.^ his >w< mind, >_< be uWu Edwawd uWu Engwand's :3 king; 
UwU [Takes off ^.^ his uWu cwown] 
xDD But Henry now >_< shaww >_< weaw >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish crown 
And >_< be OwO twue OwO King uWu indeed; >w< thou but >w< the ;;w;; shadow. 
^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of Somerset, :3 at >_> my :3 wequest, 
ÚwÚ See ^w^ that forthwith xDD Duke uWu Edwawd >_< be ^.^ convey'd 
uWu Unto >_> my ^-^ bwothew, Archbishop :3 of >_> Yowk. 
When ^-^ I have fought xDD with Pembroke ^-^ and ^.^ his fellows, 
>_< I'ww x3 fowwow :33 you ^-^ and tell what answer 
>_> Wewis ^-^ and >w< the :33 Wady Bona ^.^ send uWu to ^-^ him. 
:3 Nyow for a :33 whiwe >w< faweweww, ^w^ good xDD Duke :3 of >_> Yowk. 
UwU KING EDWARD. :3 What ^.^ fates impose, ^w^ that ^-^ men must xDD nyeeds ^w^ abide; 
>_> It xDD boots UwU nyot uWu to ^w^ wesist x3 both ^.^ wind ^-^ and >w< tide. 
;;w;; [They ÚwÚ wead xDD him :33 out ^.^ fowcibwy] 
^-^ OXFOWD. :3 What now :33 wemains, >_> my ^w^ wowds, for uWu us uWu to do 
xDD But OwO mawch uWu to :33 Wondon xDD with x3 ouw ^-^ sowdiews? 
^-^ WAWWICK. x3 Ay, UwU that's >w< the >_> fiwst >_> thing ^w^ that ;;w;; we have uWu to ^w^ do; 
>_< To >w< fwee OwO King Henry OwO fwom xDD impwisonment, 
And see xDD him >_< seated ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ wegaw throne. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >_< QUEEN ELIZABETH ^-^ and uWu WIVEWS 

xDD WIVEWS. ^-^ Madam, what ^-^ makes :33 you ^-^ in ^w^ this xDD sudden xDD change? 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. :3 Why, brother >w< Wivews, are :33 you yet uWu to learn 
:3 What OwO wate xDD misfowtunye is ÚwÚ befaww'n OwO King ^w^ Edwawd? 
xDD WIVEWS. ^w^ What, OwO woss :3 of ÚwÚ some pitch'd >_< battwe ÚwÚ against ^-^ Wawwick? 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. x3 Nyo, but >w< the OwO woss :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ own ;;w;; woyaw ^w^ pewson. 
xDD WIVEWS. UwU Then is >_> my sovereign uWu swain? 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. x3 Ay, almost slain, for UwU he is ^.^ taken OwO pwisonyew; 
>w< Eithew ^-^ betway'd :3 by >w< fawsehood :3 of ^.^ his :3 guawd 
>_> Ow :3 by ^.^ his OwO foe :33 suwpwis'd :3 at unawares; 
And, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I further have uWu to understand, 
Is xDD nyew ;;w;; committed uWu to >w< the Bishop :3 of :33 Yowk, 
>_> Feww x3 Wawwick's ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ and :3 by ^w^ that x3 ouw ^w^ foe. 
xDD WIVEWS. These OwO nyews, ^-^ I must ÚwÚ confess, are full :3 of UwU gwief; 
uWu Yet, OwO gwacious ÚwÚ madam, ;;w;; beaw it ÚwÚ as :33 you :33 may: 
:33 Wawwick ^w^ may ;;w;; wose ^w^ that now hath won >w< the ;;w;; day. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. xDD Tiww uWu then, ^.^ faiw hope must :33 hindew life's decay. 
And ^-^ I >w< the :3 wathew >w< wean :33 me OwO fwom ÚwÚ despaiw 
:3 Fow :33 wove :3 of ^-^ Edwawd's x3 offspwing ^-^ in >_> my x3 womb. 
^.^ This is it ^w^ that ^-^ makes :33 me :3 bwidwe passion 
And ;;w;; beaw xDD with UwU miwdnyess >_> my >_< misfowtunye's OwO cwoss; 
x3 Ay, :33 ay, for ^w^ this ^-^ I draw ^-^ in uWu many a tear 
And >w< stop >w< the >w< wising :3 of ^-^ bwood-sucking sighs, 
ÚwÚ West xDD with >_> my sighs >w< ow tears ^-^ I ^-^ bwast >w< ow ^.^ dwown 
OwO King ^-^ Edwawd's xDD fwuit, OwO twue >_< heiw uWu to >_> th' ÚwÚ Engwish ;;w;; cwown. 
xDD WIVEWS. >w< But, ÚwÚ madam, >w< whewe is :33 Wawwick :33 then xDD become? 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^-^ I am inform'd ^w^ that UwU he ÚwÚ comes ^.^ towawds :33 Wondon 
>_< To ^w^ set >w< the crown once :33 mowe on x3 Henwy's head. 
Guess >w< thou >w< the >_< west: OwO King ^-^ Edwawd's >w< fwiends must down. 
xDD But uWu to prevent >w< the >w< tywant's ;;w;; viowence- 
:3 Fow xDD twust UwU nyot xDD him ^w^ that hath once x3 bwoken OwO faith- 
>_< I'ww hence forthwith >_< unto >w< the :3 sanctuawy 
>_< To >_< save :3 at least >w< the >_< heiw :3 of ^-^ Edwawd's right. 
;;w;; Thewe >_< shaww ^-^ I :33 west ;;w;; secuwe OwO fwom ÚwÚ fowce ^-^ and ^.^ fwaud. 
uWu Come, >_< thewefowe, let uWu us OwO fwy :33 whiwe ;;w;; we ^w^ may fly: 
UwU If :33 Wawwick ^w^ take us, ;;w;; we are ^w^ suwe uWu to ^.^ die. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
xDD A :3 pawk uWu nyeaw >_< Middweham :33 Castwe ^-^ in xDD Yowkshiwe 

^-^ Entew >w< GWOUCESTEW, UwU WOWD ^-^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ SIW WILLIAM ^-^ STANWEY, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD Nyow, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 Hastings ^-^ and :3 Siw x3 Wiwwiam ;;w;; Stanwey, 
:33 Weave off uWu to x3 wondew why ^-^ I OwO dwew :33 you ÚwÚ hithew 
>w< Into ^w^ this chiefest ^.^ thicket :3 of >w< the x3 pawk. 
Thus ^.^ stands >w< the case: :33 you >_< knyow x3 ouw :3 King, >_> my ^-^ bwothew, 
Is >_> pwisonyew uWu to >w< the Bishop ;;w;; hewe, :3 at :3 whose >w< hands 
He hath ^w^ good x3 usage ^-^ and >_> gweat UwU wibewty; 
And x3 often but attended xDD with ^w^ weak :3 guawd 
^w^ Comes hunting ^w^ this x3 way uWu to :33 dispowt ^.^ himsewf. 
^-^ I have advertis'd xDD him :3 by ;;w;; secwet ÚwÚ means 
:33 That >_> if uWu about ^w^ this hour UwU he uWu make ^w^ this OwO way, 
Under >w< the xDD cowouw :3 of ^.^ his :33 usuaw >w< game, 
He >_< shaww ÚwÚ hewe find ^.^ his :3 fwiends, xDD with ;;w;; howse ^-^ and men, 
>_< To ^w^ set xDD him >w< fwee OwO fwom ^.^ his captivity. 

^-^ Entew UwU KING xDD EDWAWD ^-^ and a ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN xDD with xDD him 

ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. ^.^ This OwO way, >_> my OwO wowd; for ^w^ this x3 way ^w^ wies >w< the UwU game. 
UwU KING EDWARD. Nay, ^w^ this OwO way, man. ÚwÚ See >w< whewe >w< the :3 huntsmen ÚwÚ stand. 
xDD Nyow, brother :3 of :3 Gwoucestew, xDD Wowd Hastings, ^-^ and >w< the rest, 
:33 Stand :33 you UwU thus ^-^ cwose uWu to >_> steaw >w< the :3 Bishop's uWu deew? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Bwothew, >w< the :3 time ^-^ and case xDD wequiweth OwO haste; 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; howse ^.^ stands ready :3 at >w< the :3 pawk :33 cownyew. 
UwU KING EDWARD. xDD But >_< whithew >_< shaww ;;w;; we then? 
:3 HASTINGS. >_< To x3 Wynn, >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ and :3 shipt OwO fwom thence uWu to >w< Fwandews. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Weww guess'd, xDD bewieve x3 me; for ^w^ that >_> was >_> my xDD meanying. 
UwU KING EDWARD. ;;w;; Stanwey, ^-^ I >w< wiww requite thy forwardness. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD But wherefore x3 stay we? 'Tis xDD nyo :3 time uWu to talk. 
UwU KING EDWARD. >w< Huntsman, what say'st ^.^ thou? UwU Wiwt >w< thou ^w^ go >_> awong? 
ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. >_> Bettew do ;;w;; so than tarry ^-^ and >_< be hang'd. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Come uWu then, away; let's ha' xDD nyo :33 mowe ado. 
UwU KING EDWARD. Bishop, farewell. uWu Shiewd ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom x3 Wawwick's frown, 
And pray ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may ÚwÚ wepossess >w< the ;;w;; cwown. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The x3 Towew 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew UwU KING HENRY, ^-^ CWAWENCE, :33 WAWWICK, SOMERSET, xDD young HENRY, 
x3 EAWW UwU OF ^.^ WICHMOND, xDD OXFOWD, x3 MONTAGUE, UwU WIEUTENyANT UwU OF >w< THE OwO TOWEW, ^-^ and attendants 

UwU KING :3 HENWY. >w< Mastew :3 Wieutenyant, now ^w^ that >_> God ^-^ and >w< fwiends 
>_< Have xDD shaken uWu Edwawd OwO fwom >w< the ^.^ wegaw ^w^ seat 
And OwO tuwn'd >_> my OwO captive ^.^ state uWu to liberty, 
^w^ My ^w^ feaw uWu to x3 hope, >_> my uWu sowwows >_< unto ^.^ joys, 
x3 At x3 ouw enlargement what are thy UwU due >_> fees? 
uWu WIEUTENyANT. >_> Subjects ^w^ may ^.^ chawwenge OwO nyothing :3 of their OwO sov'weigns; 
xDD But >_> if :3 an OwO humbwe xDD pwayew ^w^ may ;;w;; pwevaiw, 
^-^ I :33 then xDD cwave >w< pawdon :3 of ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :3 Fow x3 what, :3 Wieutenyant? :3 Fow ^w^ weww ;;w;; using ÚwÚ me? 
Nay, >_< be >w< thou ^w^ suwe >_< I'ww ^w^ weww requite thy ^-^ kindnyess, 
:3 Fow ^w^ that it uWu made >_> my ^-^ impwisonment a ;;w;; pweasuwe; 
x3 Ay, >_< such a pleasure ÚwÚ as >w< incaged >_< biwds 
^.^ Conceive when, after uWu many moody xDD thoughts, 
x3 At last :3 by ÚwÚ nyotes :3 of household ^w^ hawmony 
xDD They :3 quite forget their OwO woss :3 of ^-^ wibewty. 
>w< But, ;;w;; Wawwick, after God, >w< thou xDD set'st :33 me free, 
And chiefly x3 thewefowe ^-^ I UwU thank >_> God ^-^ and ;;w;; thee; 
He >_> was >w< the :33 authow, >w< thou >w< the >_< instwument. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may xDD conquew fortune's :33 spite 
By >_< wiving >w< wow >w< whewe xDD fowtunye ;;w;; cannyot hurt me, 
And ^w^ that >w< the uWu peopwe :3 of ^w^ this xDD bwessed ^w^ wand 
:3 May UwU nyot >_< be punish'd xDD with >_> my uWu thwawting ÚwÚ staws, 
;;w;; Wawwick, although >_> my ^.^ head OwO stiww >_< weaw >w< the ^w^ cwown, 
^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; wesign >_> my government uWu to ^-^ thee, 
:3 Fow >w< thou UwU awt fortunate ^-^ in ;;w;; aww thy ^.^ deeds. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ;;w;; Youw Grace hath OwO stiww OwO been :3 fam'd for >w< viwtuous, 
And now ^w^ may seem ÚwÚ as uWu wise ÚwÚ as x3 viwtuous 
By uWu spying ^-^ and ^-^ avoiding fortune's ;;w;; mawice, 
:3 Fow OwO few ^-^ men UwU wightwy ^.^ tempew xDD with >w< the uWu staws; 
^w^ Yet ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< onye >_> thing let :33 me ^w^ bwame ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, 
:3 Fow x3 choosing :33 me uWu when Clarence is ^-^ in ;;w;; pwace. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. x3 Nyo, ;;w;; Wawwick, >w< thou UwU awt ^-^ wowthy :3 of >w< the UwU sway, 
>_< To whom >w< the ^w^ heav'ns ^-^ in thy nativity 
uWu Adjudg'd :3 an uWu owive :33 bwanch ^-^ and laurel ^w^ cwown, 
:33 As OwO wikewy uWu to >_< be blest ^-^ in peace ^-^ and >w< waw; 
And x3 thewefowe ^-^ I yield ÚwÚ thee >_> my >w< fwee uWu consent. 
^-^ WAWWICK. And ^-^ I uWu choose Clarence :3 onwy for Protector. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :33 Wawwick ^-^ and Clarence, >w< give :33 me x3 both ^-^ youw :3 hands. 
:3 Nyow :33 join ^-^ youw OwO hands, ^-^ and xDD with ^-^ youw >w< hands ^-^ youw hearts, 
:33 That xDD nyo dissension :33 hindew government. 
^-^ I uWu make :33 you x3 both Protectors :3 of ^w^ this land, 
uWu Whiwe ^-^ I myself >w< wiww ÚwÚ wead a private OwO wife 
And ^-^ in ;;w;; devotion ÚwÚ spend >_> my :3 wattew days, 
>_< To >w< sin's rebuke ^-^ and >_> my Creator's >w< pwaise. 
^-^ WAWWICK. :3 What ^w^ answews Clarence uWu to ^.^ his sovereign's will? 
^w^ CWAWENCE. :33 That UwU he xDD consents, >_> if :33 Wawwick yield ^.^ consent, 
:3 Fow on thy xDD fowtunye ^-^ I uWu wepose uWu mysewf. 
^-^ WAWWICK. :3 Why, uWu then, though >_< woath, yet must ^-^ I >_< be :33 content. 
>w< We'ww ^w^ yoke xDD togethew, OwO wike a >w< doubwe uWu shadow 
>_< To x3 Henwy's ^.^ body, ^-^ and ^.^ suppwy ^.^ his >_< pwace; 
^-^ I ;;w;; mean, ^-^ in ÚwÚ beawing ^w^ weight :3 of ^w^ govewnment, 
uWu Whiwe UwU he ;;w;; enjoys >w< the >w< honyouw ^-^ and ^.^ his ease. 
And, Clarence, now :33 then it is :33 mowe than :33 nyeedfuw 
Forthwith ^w^ that uWu Edwawd >_< be :33 pwonyounc'd a ÚwÚ twaitow, 
And ;;w;; aww ^.^ his >_< wands ^-^ and OwO goods ^-^ confiscated. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. :3 What else? And ^w^ that succession >_< be OwO detewmin'd. 
^-^ WAWWICK. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ thewein Clarence >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< want ^.^ his x3 pawt. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >w< But, xDD with >w< the >_> fiwst :3 of ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw uWu chief affairs, 
Let :33 me ^w^ entweat- for ^-^ I UwU command xDD nyo ;;w;; mowe- 
:33 That ^w^ Mawgawet ^-^ youw Queen ^-^ and >_> my ^-^ son uWu Edwawd 
;;w;; Be >_> sent for uWu to ^w^ wetuwn OwO fwom >_< Fwance xDD with ^w^ speed; 
:3 Fow :3 tiww ^-^ I see them ;;w;; hewe, :3 by doubtful ^w^ feaw 
^w^ My ;;w;; joy :3 of :3 wibewty is :3 hawf eclips'd. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be x3 donye, >_> my uWu soveweign, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_< speed. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of Somerset, what ^w^ youth is that, 
Of whom :33 you seem uWu to have ;;w;; so tender care? 
SOMERSET. ^w^ My liege, it is xDD young Henry, uWu Eaww :3 of ;;w;; Wichmond. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^w^ Come hither, uWu Engwand's ^-^ hope. 
>_> [Ways ^.^ his UwU hand on ^.^ his :3 head] 
UwU If ;;w;; secwet ^w^ powews 
>w< Suggest but >_> twuth uWu to >_> my >_> divinying xDD thoughts, 
^.^ This ;;w;; pwetty :33 wad >w< wiww >_< pwove x3 ouw ^-^ countwy's ;;w;; bwiss. 
:33 His OwO wooks are full :3 of UwU peacefuw majesty; 
:33 His ^.^ head :3 by ;;w;; nyatuwe >_< fwam'd uWu to >_< weaw a ^w^ cwown, 
:33 His UwU hand uWu to ÚwÚ wiewd a sceptre; ^-^ and himself 
>w< Wikewy ^-^ in :3 time uWu to bless a ^.^ wegaw throne. 
Make ÚwÚ much :3 of :3 him, >_> my lords; for ^w^ this is UwU he 
ÚwÚ Must :33 hewp :33 you :33 mowe than :33 you are hurt :3 by >w< me. 

^-^ Entew a OwO POST 

^-^ WAWWICK. :3 What OwO nyews, >_> my ;;w;; fwiend? 
POST. :33 That uWu Edwawd is :33 escaped OwO fwom ^-^ youw brother 
And uWu fwed, ÚwÚ as UwU he :33 heaws since, uWu to x3 Buwgundy. 
^-^ WAWWICK. :3 Unsavouwy ^w^ nyews! xDD But how uWu made UwU he escape? 
POST. He >_> was ^.^ convey'd :3 by :3 Wichawd xDD Duke :3 of x3 Gwoucestew 
And >w< the xDD Wowd Hastings, ;;w;; who attended xDD him 
^.^ In ;;w;; secwet >_< ambush on >w< the forest >w< side 
And OwO fwom >w< the :3 Bishop's :3 huntsmen rescu'd xDD him; 
:3 Fow hunting >_> was ^.^ his daily ^w^ exewcise. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^w^ My brother >_> was x3 too ^-^ cawewess :3 of ^.^ his :33 chawge. 
xDD But let uWu us OwO hence, >_> my uWu soveweign, uWu to provide 
xDD A salve for :33 any ^w^ sowe ^w^ that ^w^ may ^.^ betide. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but SOMERSET, ^.^ WICHMOND, ^-^ and ÚwÚ OXFOWD 
SOMERSET. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I OwO wike UwU nyot :3 of ^w^ this flight :3 of x3 Edwawd's; 
:3 Fow doubtless ^w^ Buwgundy >w< wiww yield xDD him UwU hewp, 
And ;;w;; we >_< shaww have :33 mowe ^.^ waws uWu befow't >_< be long. 
:33 As x3 Henwy's OwO wate >_< pwesaging ^-^ pwophecy 
ÚwÚ Did ^.^ gwad >_> my :33 heawt xDD with hope :3 of ^w^ this xDD young Richmond, 
So x3 doth >_> my :33 heawt misgive me, ^-^ in uWu these :3 confwicts, 
:3 What ^w^ may >w< befaww xDD him uWu to ^.^ his ^-^ hawm ^-^ and >_> ouws. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, xDD Wowd Oxford, uWu to prevent >w< the OwO wowst, 
Forthwith x3 we'ww ^.^ send xDD him hence uWu to uWu Bwittany, 
xDD Tiww UwU stowms >_< be :33 past :3 of >_< civiw enmity. 
^-^ OXFOWD. x3 Ay, for >_> if uWu Edwawd ÚwÚ wepossess >w< the ^w^ cwown, 
'Tis OwO wike ^w^ that Richmond xDD with >w< the :33 west >_< shaww down. 
SOMERSET. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be uWu so; UwU he >_< shaww uWu to >_< Bwittany. 
^w^ Come >_< thewefowe, let's uWu about it >_> speediwy. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; VII. 
:3 Befowe York 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew UwU KING EDWARD, >w< GWOUCESTEW, ^-^ HASTINGS, ^-^ and :33 sowdiews 

UwU KING EDWARD. xDD Nyow, brother Richard, xDD Wowd Hastings, ^-^ and >w< the rest, 
^w^ Yet UwU thus far xDD fowtunye >_< maketh uWu us xDD amends, 
And x3 says ^w^ that once :33 mowe ^-^ I >_< shaww x3 intewchange 
^w^ My UwU wanyed ^.^ state for x3 Henwy's ^.^ wegaw ;;w;; cwown. 
ÚwÚ Weww have ;;w;; we >_< pass'd ^-^ and now UwU wepass'd >w< the UwU seas, 
And brought desired :33 hewp OwO fwom Burgundy; 
:3 What :33 then :33 wemains, ;;w;; we being UwU thus ;;w;; awwiv'd 
^w^ Fwom UwU Wavenspuwgh UwU haven :33 befowe >w< the ^-^ gates :3 of :33 Yowk, 
xDD But ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^.^ entew, ÚwÚ as uWu into x3 ouw :33 dukedom? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ The ^-^ gates uWu made :33 fast! ;;w;; Bwothew, ^-^ I OwO wike UwU nyot this; 
:3 Fow uWu many ^-^ men ^w^ that UwU stumbwe :3 at >w< the OwO thweshowd 
;;w;; Awe ^w^ weww foretold ^w^ that danger uWu wuwks within. 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^w^ Tush, ;;w;; man, :33 abodements must UwU nyot now OwO affwight :33 us. 
By ^.^ faiw >w< ow ÚwÚ fouw ÚwÚ means ;;w;; we must UwU entew :33 in, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ hithew >w< wiww x3 ouw >w< fwiends repair uWu to :33 us. 
:3 HASTINGS. ^w^ My liege, >_< I'ww uWu knyock once :33 mowe uWu to ^w^ summon uWu them. 

Enter, on >w< the ^-^ wawws, >w< the >w< MAYOW UwU OF ÚwÚ YOWK ^-^ and 
^.^ his BRETHREN 

OwO MAYOW. ^w^ My ^w^ wowds, ;;w;; we were xDD fowewawnyed :3 of ^-^ youw >w< coming 
And x3 shut >w< the ^-^ gates for ^w^ safety :3 of >_> ouwsewves, 
:3 Fow now ;;w;; we ^-^ owe x3 awwegiance >_< unto OwO Henwy. 
UwU KING EDWARD. >w< But, >w< Mastew :33 Mayow, >_> if Henry >_< be ^-^ youw :3 King, 
^w^ Yet uWu Edwawd :3 at >w< the least is xDD Duke :3 of >_> Yowk. 
OwO MAYOW. OwO Twue, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wowd; ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you for xDD nyo xDD wess. 
UwU KING EDWARD. :3 Why, ^-^ and ^-^ I ^.^ chawwenge OwO nyothing but >_> my :3 dukedom, 
:33 As being ^w^ weww ÚwÚ content xDD with ^w^ that alone. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. [Aside] xDD But uWu when >w< the ^.^ fox hath once ^w^ got ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ nyose, 
;;w;; He'ww UwU soon find ÚwÚ means uWu to uWu make >w< the body ^w^ fowwow. 
:3 HASTINGS. :3 Why, >w< Mastew :33 Mayow, why >_< stand :33 you ^-^ in a x3 doubt? 
xDD Open >w< the gates; ;;w;; we are OwO King x3 Henwy's uWu fwiends. 
OwO MAYOW. x3 Ay, say :33 you so? ^.^ The ^-^ gates >_< shaww :33 then >_< be open'd. 
UwU [He ^.^ descends] 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD A uWu wise OwO stout ^-^ captain, ^-^ and UwU soon ^w^ pewsuaded! 
:3 HASTINGS. ^.^ The ^w^ good old man :3 wouwd :33 fain ^w^ that ;;w;; aww were UwU weww, 
So x3 'twewe UwU nyot long :3 of xDD him; but being >_< ent'wed, 
^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt not, ;;w;; I, but ;;w;; we >_< shaww UwU soon x3 pewsuade 
ÚwÚ Both xDD him ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ his OwO bwothews >_< unto x3 weason. 

Enter, :3 bewow, >w< the >w< MAYOW ^-^ and x3 two :33 AWDEWMEN 

UwU KING EDWARD. ;;w;; So, >w< Mastew x3 Mayow. These ^-^ gates must UwU nyot >_< be x3 shut 
xDD But ^-^ in >w< the night >w< ow ^-^ in >w< the :3 time :3 of ^.^ waw. 
x3 What! ^w^ feaw not, ;;w;; man, but yield :33 me :3 up >w< the >w< keys; 
UwU [Takes ^.^ his keys] 
:3 Fow uWu Edwawd >w< wiww defend >w< the UwU town ^-^ and ^-^ thee, 
And ;;w;; aww those >w< fwiends ^w^ that uWu deign uWu to x3 fowwow >w< me. 

^-^ Mawch. ^-^ Entew ^w^ MONTGOMEWY xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and :33 sowdiews 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Bwothew, ^w^ this is :3 Siw :33 John uWu Montgomewy, 
>_< Ouw ÚwÚ twusty ^.^ fwiend, UwU unwess ^-^ I >_< be deceiv'd. 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^-^ Wewcome, :3 Siw ÚwÚ john! xDD But why come :33 you ^-^ in ÚwÚ awms? 
MONTGOMERY. >_< To :33 hewp OwO King uWu Edwawd ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 time :3 of ^w^ stowm, 
:33 As >_> evewy loyal xDD subject OwO ought uWu to do. 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^-^ Thanks, ^w^ good ^w^ Montgomewy; but ;;w;; we now forget 
>_< Ouw title uWu to >w< the ^w^ cwown, ^-^ and :3 onwy x3 cwaim 
>_< Ouw xDD dukedom :3 tiww >_> God UwU pwease uWu to ^.^ send >w< the >_> west. 
MONTGOMERY. UwU Then fare :33 you UwU weww, for ^-^ I >w< wiww hence again. 
^-^ I came uWu to >_> sewve a :33 king ^-^ and UwU nyot a ^w^ duke. 
^.^ Dwummew, ;;w;; stwike xDD up, ^-^ and let uWu us OwO mawch uWu away. 
:33 [The OwO dwum begins uWu to x3 mawch] 
UwU KING EDWARD. Nay, ;;w;; stay, :3 Siw uWu John, a x3 whiwe, ^-^ and x3 we'ww debate 
By what >_> safe ÚwÚ means >w< the crown ^w^ may >_< be >w< wecovew'd. 
MONTGOMERY. :3 What ^-^ tawk :33 you :3 of :33 debating? ^.^ In OwO few :3 wowds: 
UwU If ^.^ you'ww UwU nyot ÚwÚ hewe :33 pwocwaim :33 youwsewf x3 ouw :3 King, 
>_< I'ww uWu weave :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw xDD fowtunye ^-^ and >_< be ^w^ gonye 
>_< To :3 keep them >_< back ^w^ that come uWu to succour ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ Why >_< shaww ;;w;; we >w< fight, >_> if :33 you uWu pwetend xDD nyo UwU titwe? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Why, ^-^ bwothew, wherefore >_< stand :33 you on uWu nyice >_> points? 
UwU KING EDWARD. When ;;w;; we ÚwÚ gwow >_> stwongew, :33 then x3 we'ww uWu make x3 ouw xDD cwaim; 
xDD Tiww :33 then ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; wisdom uWu to conceal x3 ouw xDD meanying. 
:3 HASTINGS. >_> Away xDD with scrupulous >_< wit! :3 Nyow xDD awms must rule. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. And ^.^ feawwess >w< minds ^-^ cwimb :33 soonyest >_< unto uWu cwowns. 
;;w;; Bwothew, ;;w;; we >w< wiww :33 pwocwaim :33 you :33 out :3 of UwU hand; 
^.^ The xDD bwuit ^w^ theweof >w< wiww >_< bwing :33 you uWu many uWu fwiends. 
UwU KING EDWARD. UwU Then >_< be it ÚwÚ as :33 you :3 wiww; for ÚwÚ 'tis >_> my >_< wight, 
And Henry but usurps >w< the xDD diadem. 
MONTGOMERY. x3 Ay, now >_> my sovereign >_> speaketh OwO wike ^.^ himsewf; 
And now >w< wiww ^-^ I >_< be ^-^ Edwawd's ^w^ champion. 
:3 HASTINGS. ^.^ Sound uWu twumpet; uWu Edwawd >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ hewe x3 pwocwaim'd. 
uWu Come, uWu fewwow ^.^ sowdiew, uWu make >w< thou >_> pwocwamation. 
xDD [Gives xDD him a paper. :33 Fwouwish] 
^w^ SOWDIEW. >_< [Weads] uWu 'Edwawd >w< the Fourth, :3 by >w< the ^.^ gwace :3 of God, 
OwO King :3 of ;;w;; Engwand ^-^ and France, ^-^ and xDD Wowd :3 of Ireland, &c.' 
MONTGOMERY. And UwU whoso'ew gainsays OwO King ^-^ Edwawd's >_< wight, 
By ^w^ this ^-^ I ^.^ chawwenge xDD him uWu to :33 singwe :3 fight. 
^w^ [Thwows OwO down gauntlet] 
OwO AWW. :33 Wong >_< wive uWu Edwawd >w< the Fourth! 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^-^ Thanks, ^.^ bwave uWu Montgomewy, ^-^ and UwU thanks >_< unto :33 you all; 
UwU If xDD fowtunye >_> sewve me, >_< I'ww requite ^w^ this >w< kindnyess. 
:3 Nyow for ^w^ this night let's ÚwÚ hawbouw ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >_> Yowk; 
And uWu when >w< the ^.^ mownying sun >_< shaww xDD waise ^.^ his x3 caw 
ÚwÚ Above >w< the UwU bowdew :3 of ^w^ this horizon, 
>w< We'ww ;;w;; fowwawd ^.^ towawds :33 Wawwick ^-^ and ^.^ his mates; 
:3 Fow ^w^ weww ^-^ I wot ^w^ that Henry is xDD nyo ÚwÚ sowdiew. 
>_< Ah, >w< fwowawd Clarence, how x3 eviw it beseems >w< the 
>_< To flatter Henry ^-^ and forsake thy brother! 
uWu Yet, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ;;w;; may, x3 we'ww meet x3 both ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and >_< Wawwick. 
^w^ Come ;;w;; on, ^.^ bwave >_> sowdiews; ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot :3 of >w< the x3 day, 
And, ^w^ that once gotten, ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot :3 of uWu wawge ÚwÚ pay. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE VIII. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew UwU KING HENRY, :33 WAWWICK, x3 MONTAGUE, ^-^ CWAWENCE, xDD OXFOWD, ^-^ and ^w^ EXETEW 

^-^ WAWWICK. :3 What :33 counsew, lords? uWu Edwawd OwO fwom Belgia, 
With hasty >_> Gewmans ^-^ and UwU bwunt :3 Howwandews, 
uWu Hath >_< pass'd ^-^ in ^w^ safety through >w< the narrow xDD seas 
And xDD with ^.^ his ;;w;; twoops x3 doth OwO mawch >_> amain uWu to xDD Wondon; 
And uWu many UwU giddy uWu peopwe >_< fwock uWu to ^-^ him. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD Wet's uWu wevy ^-^ men ^-^ and ^-^ beat xDD him >_< back again. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. xDD A ^-^ wittwe ^w^ fiwe is quickly trodden x3 out, 
Which, being suffer'd, >w< wivews ;;w;; cannyot quench. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^.^ In Warwickshire ^-^ I have uWu twue-heawted :3 fwiends, 
uWu Nyot ;;w;; mutinyous ^-^ in OwO peace, yet xDD bowd ^-^ in >w< waw; 
Those >w< wiww ^-^ I >w< mustew xDD up, ^-^ and UwU thou, ^-^ son Clarence, 
OwO Shawt >w< stiw :3 up ^-^ in :33 Suffowk, ;;w;; Nyowfowk, ^-^ and ^-^ in :3 Kent, 
^.^ The :3 knyights ^-^ and OwO gentwemen uWu to come xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
^w^ Thou, brother x3 Montague, ^-^ in ^-^ Buckingham, 
x3 Nyowthampton, ^-^ and ^-^ in >_< Weicestewshiwe, xDD shawt find 
>w< Men ^w^ weww ^w^ incwin'd uWu to >_> heaw what >w< thou >w< command'st. 
And UwU thou, ^.^ bwave Oxford, ^.^ wondwous ^w^ weww OwO bewov'd, 
^.^ In Oxfordshire xDD shawt >w< mustew :3 up thy uWu fwiends. 
^w^ My uWu soveweign, xDD with >w< the >_> woving uWu citizens, 
>w< Wike uWu to ^.^ his OwO iswand girt ^-^ in xDD with >w< the ocean 
>_> Ow modest >w< Dian >w< ciwcwed xDD with ;;w;; hew >_< nymphs, 
ÚwÚ Shaww :33 west ^-^ in :33 Wondon :3 tiww ;;w;; we come uWu to ^-^ him. 
:33 Faiw ^w^ wowds, ^w^ take uWu weave ^-^ and >_< stand UwU nyot uWu to reply. 
Farewell, >_> my UwU soveweign. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. Farewell, >_> my UwU Hectow ^-^ and >_> my >_> Twoy's OwO twue ^-^ hope. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. ^.^ In uWu sign :3 of truth, ^-^ I >_> kiss ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' ;;w;; hand. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD Weww-minded Clarence, >_< be >w< thou fortunate! 
xDD MONTAGUE. >_> Comfowt, >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my leave. 
^-^ OXFOWD. >_> [Kissing >w< the ÚwÚ KING'S xDD band] And UwU thus ^-^ I ;;w;; seaw >_> my >_> twuth ^-^ and :33 bid 
>_> adieu. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^-^ Sweet Oxford, ^-^ and >_> my >_> woving x3 Montague, 
And ;;w;; aww :3 at once, once :33 mowe a happy farewell. 
^-^ WAWWICK. Farewell, sweet lords; let's meet :3 at Coventry. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >w< the UwU KING ^-^ and ^w^ EXETEW 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. uWu Hewe :3 at >w< the ^-^ pawace >w< wiww ^-^ I :33 west a while. 
uWu Cousin :3 of ^.^ Exetew, what :33 thinks ^-^ youw >_> wowdship? 
xDD Methinks >w< the ÚwÚ powew ^w^ that uWu Edwawd hath ^-^ in field 
^.^ Shouwd UwU nyot >_< be able uWu to ^w^ encountew >_< minye. 
>w< EXETEW. ^.^ The ÚwÚ doubt is ^w^ that UwU he >w< wiww OwO seduce >w< the >_> west. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD That's UwU nyot >_> my fear; >_> my ÚwÚ meed hath ^w^ got :33 me fame: 
^-^ I have UwU nyot >_< stopp'd mine >_< eaws uWu to their demands, 
>_> Nyow posted off their suits xDD with ^-^ swow OwO deways; 
^w^ My :33 pity hath OwO been ÚwÚ bawm uWu to heal their ^w^ wounds, 
^w^ My UwU miwdnyess hath xDD awway'd their swelling >w< gwiefs, 
^w^ My :33 mewcy OwO dwied their ^.^ watew-fwowing :33 teaws; 
^-^ I have UwU nyot OwO been desirous :3 of their ;;w;; weawth, 
>_> Nyow ÚwÚ much :33 oppwess'd them xDD with >_> gweat ^-^ subsidies, 
>_> Nyow ;;w;; fowwawd :3 of revenge, though :33 they ÚwÚ much :33 eww'd. 
UwU Then why OwO shouwd :33 they :33 wove uWu Edwawd :33 mowe than ÚwÚ me? 
x3 Nyo, ^.^ Exetew, uWu these :3 gwaces ^.^ chawwenge grace; 
And, uWu when >w< the lion UwU fawns upon >w< the uWu wamb, 
^.^ The ^w^ wamb >w< wiww UwU nyevew cease uWu to x3 fowwow ^-^ him. 
OwO [Shout >_> within >w< 'A xDD Wancastew! xDD A >w< Wancastew!'] 
>w< EXETEW. Hark, UwU hawk, >_> my lord! :3 What shouts are >_> these? 

^-^ Entew UwU KING EDWARD, >w< GWOUCESTEW, ^-^ and :33 sowdiews 

UwU KING EDWARD. x3 Seize on >w< the ÚwÚ shame-fac'd Henry, ;;w;; beaw xDD him OwO hence; 
And once ;;w;; again :33 pwocwaim uWu us OwO King :3 of ;;w;; Engwand. 
You are >w< the uWu fount ^w^ that ^-^ makes xDD smaww >_< bwooks uWu to ÚwÚ fwow. 
:3 Nyow ^w^ stops thy :33 spwing; >_> my >w< sea >_< shaww >_< suck them dry, 
And ^w^ sweww ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >w< the :33 highew :3 by their :3 ebb. 
^.^ Hence xDD with xDD him uWu to >w< the x3 Towew: let xDD him UwU nyot ^w^ speak. 
Exeunt ÚwÚ some xDD with UwU KING >_> HENWY 
And, ^w^ wowds, ^.^ towawds UwU Coventwy ;;w;; bend ;;w;; we x3 ouw ^w^ couwse, 
;;w;; Whewe :3 pewemptowy :33 Wawwick now remains. 
^.^ The sun uWu shinyes >_> hot; UwU and, >_> if ;;w;; we ÚwÚ use ^w^ deway, 
OwO Cowd UwU biting xDD wintew uWu maws x3 ouw ;;w;; hop'd-fow >_< hay. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_> Away ^.^ betimes, :33 befowe ^.^ his forces join, 
And ^w^ take >w< the :33 gweat-gwown UwU twaitow unawares. 
Brave warriors, OwO mawch >_> amain ^.^ towawds Coventry. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
UwU Coventwy 

^-^ Entew :33 WAWWICK, >w< the >w< MAYOW UwU OF ;;w;; COVENTWY, x3 two ;;w;; MESSENGEWS, 
^-^ and ÚwÚ othews upon >w< the >_> wawws 

^-^ WAWWICK. ;;w;; Whewe is >w< the ÚwÚ post ^w^ that came OwO fwom ^.^ vawiant UwU Oxfowd? 
UwU How far hence is thy lord, mine uWu honyest fellow? 
ÚwÚ FIWST MESSENGER. By ^w^ this :3 at >_< Dunsmowe, marching hitherward. 
^-^ WAWWICK. UwU How far off is x3 ouw brother Montague? 
;;w;; Whewe is >w< the ÚwÚ post ^w^ that came OwO fwom Montague? 
SECOND MESSENGER. By ^w^ this :3 at Daintry, xDD with a ^w^ puissant troop. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN UwU SOMEWVIWWE 

^-^ WAWWICK. >w< Say, >_< Somewviwwe, what x3 says >_> my >_> woving son? 
And :3 by thy guess how ^.^ nyigh is Clarence OwO nyow? 
xDD SOMEWVIWWE. x3 At xDD Southam ^-^ I >w< did uWu weave xDD him xDD with ^.^ his forces, 
And do xDD expect xDD him ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ some x3 two >w< houws >_< hence. 
UwU [Dwum ^-^ heawd] 
^-^ WAWWICK. UwU Then Clarence is :3 at UwU hand; ^-^ I >_> heaw ^.^ his drum. 
xDD SOMEWVIWWE. >_> It is UwU nyot uWu his, >_> my OwO wowd; ÚwÚ hewe xDD Southam uWu wies. 
^.^ The OwO dwum ^-^ youw ^.^ Honyouw :33 heaws >w< mawcheth OwO fwom >_< Wawwick. 
^-^ WAWWICK. >_< Who OwO shouwd ^w^ that :3 be? :3 Bewike >_< unwook'd for uWu fwiends. 
xDD SOMEWVIWWE. xDD They are :3 at ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww quickly know. 

^-^ Mawch. xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew UwU KING EDWARD, >w< GWOUCESTEW, 
^-^ and :33 sowdiews 

UwU KING EDWARD. ^.^ Go, x3 twumpet, uWu to >w< the ^-^ wawws, ^-^ and sound a >_> pawwe. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ See how >w< the surly :33 Wawwick mans >w< the :3 waww. 
^-^ WAWWICK. O :33 unbid spite! Is :33 spowtfuw uWu Edwawd come? 
;;w;; Whewe ÚwÚ swept x3 ouw ^.^ scouts >w< ow how are :33 they >_< seduc'd 
:33 That ;;w;; we ^-^ couwd >_> heaw xDD nyo OwO nyews :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; wepaiw? 
UwU KING EDWARD. xDD Nyow, ;;w;; Wawwick, OwO wiwt >w< thou OwO ope >w< the OwO city gates, 
OwO Speak ÚwÚ gentwe >_< wowds, ^-^ and x3 humbwy ;;w;; bend thy >w< knyee, 
x3 Caww uWu Edwawd :3 King, ^-^ and :3 at ^.^ his >w< hands >w< beg ^-^ mewcy? 
And UwU he >_< shaww >w< pawdon ÚwÚ thee uWu these outrages. 
^-^ WAWWICK. Nay, ^w^ wathew, OwO wiwt >w< thou draw thy forces OwO hence, 
x3 Confess ;;w;; who ^w^ set ÚwÚ thee :3 up ^-^ and UwU pwuck'd ÚwÚ thee x3 down, 
x3 Caww :33 Wawwick ^.^ patwon, ^-^ and >_< be uWu penyitent? 
And >w< thou xDD shawt OwO stiww UwU wemain >w< the xDD Duke :3 of >_> Yowk. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I ;;w;; thought, :3 at least, UwU he :3 wouwd have ^-^ said >w< the OwO King; 
>_> Ow >w< did UwU he uWu make >w< the >w< jest ÚwÚ against ^.^ his will? 
^-^ WAWWICK. Is UwU nyot a :3 dukedom, sir, a goodly gift? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 Ay, :3 by >_> my faith, for a x3 poow >_< eaww uWu to ^-^ give. 
>_< I'ww do ÚwÚ thee UwU sewvice for ;;w;; so ^w^ good a gift. 
^-^ WAWWICK. >_< 'Twas ^-^ I ^w^ that ÚwÚ gave >w< the :33 kingdom uWu to thy >_> bwothew. 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^.^ Why :33 then ÚwÚ 'tis uWu minye, >_> if but :3 by x3 Wawwick's gift. 
^-^ WAWWICK. Thou UwU awt xDD nyo >w< Atwas for ;;w;; so >_> gweat a :33 weight; 
And, ;;w;; weakwing, :33 Wawwick >_> takes ^.^ his :3 gift UwU again; 
And Henry is >_> my :3 King, :33 Wawwick ^.^ his subject. 
UwU KING EDWARD. xDD But x3 Wawwick's :33 king is ^-^ Edwawd's prisoner. 
And, gallant ;;w;; Wawwick, do but answer ^.^ this: 
:3 What is >w< the body uWu when >w< the ^.^ head is ^-^ off? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_> Awas, ^w^ that :33 Wawwick ^w^ had xDD nyo :33 mowe >_< fowecast, 
>w< But, >w< whiwes UwU he :3 thought uWu to >_> steaw >w< the :33 singwe ^w^ ten, 
^.^ The :33 king >_> was >_> swiwy UwU fingew'd OwO fwom >w< the UwU deck! 
You UwU weft x3 poow Henry :3 at >w< the :3 Bishop's >_< pawace, 
And >_< ten uWu to >w< onye ^.^ you'ww meet xDD him ^-^ in >w< the >_> Towew. 
UwU KING EDWARD. 'Tis uWu even uWu so; yet :33 you are :33 Wawwick >w< stiww. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. uWu Come, ;;w;; Wawwick, ^w^ take >w< the :33 time; kneel x3 down, kneel down. 
Nay, ÚwÚ when? >_< Stwike uWu nyow, >w< ow else >w< the >_> iwon ;;w;; coows. 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >w< chop ^w^ this UwU hand off :3 at a >_< bwow, 
And xDD with >w< the x3 othew >_< fwing it :3 at thy OwO face, 
uWu Than ;;w;; beaw ;;w;; so >w< wow a UwU saiw uWu to ;;w;; stwike uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
UwU KING EDWARD. Sail how >w< thou canst, have ^.^ wind ^-^ and tide thy ^.^ fwiend, 
^.^ This ;;w;; hand, fast ÚwÚ wound uWu about thy ^.^ coaw-bwack ^-^ haiw, 
OwO Shaww, >w< whiwes thy ^.^ head is >_> wawm ^-^ and xDD nyew cut ÚwÚ off, 
>w< Wwite ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ dust ^w^ this x3 sentence xDD with thy x3 bwood: 
UwU 'Wind-changing :33 Wawwick now ^w^ can ^w^ change xDD nyo ^.^ mowe.' 

^-^ Entew xDD OXFOWD, xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and ^w^ cowouws 

^-^ WAWWICK. O cheerful ;;w;; cowouws! ÚwÚ See >w< whewe Oxford :33 comes. 
^-^ OXFOWD. Oxford, Oxford, for xDD Wancastew! 
UwU [He ^-^ and ^.^ his forces UwU entew >w< the city] 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ The ^-^ gates are uWu open, let uWu us UwU entew >_< too. 
UwU KING EDWARD. So x3 othew >_> foes ^w^ may ^w^ set upon x3 ouw xDD backs. 
:33 Stand ;;w;; we ^-^ in ^w^ good OwO awway, for :33 they xDD nyo ÚwÚ doubt 
Will ^.^ issue :33 out ;;w;; again ^-^ and :33 bid uWu us OwO battwe; 
UwU If not, >w< the OwO city being but :3 of xDD smaww ;;w;; defence, 
>w< We'ww ^.^ quietwy :33 wouse >w< the x3 twaitows ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ same. 
^-^ WAWWICK. OwO O, uWu wewcome, >_> Oxfowd! for ;;w;; we >_< want thy :33 hewp. 

^-^ Entew x3 MONTAGUE, xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and ^w^ cowouws 

xDD MONTAGUE. x3 Montague, x3 Montague, for xDD Wancastew! 
UwU [He ^-^ and ^.^ his forces UwU entew >w< the city] 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Thou ^-^ and thy brother x3 both >_< shaww :3 buy ^w^ this treason 
uWu Even xDD with >w< the x3 deawest UwU bwood ^-^ youw >_< bodies bear. 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^.^ The harder match'd, >w< the greater victory. 
^w^ My ;;w;; mind uWu pwesageth happy x3 gain ^-^ and ^.^ conquest. 

^-^ Entew SOMERSET, xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and ^w^ cowouws 

SOMERSET. Somerset, Somerset, for xDD Wancastew! 
UwU [He ^-^ and ^.^ his forces UwU entew >w< the city] 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_< Two :3 of thy ;;w;; nyame, x3 both ;;w;; Dukes :3 of Somerset, 
>_< Have sold their xDD wives >_< unto >w< the house :3 of >_> Yowk; 
And >w< thou xDD shawt >_< be >w< the >_< thiwd, >_> if ^w^ this >_< swowd UwU howd. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ CWAWENCE, xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and ^w^ cowouws 

^-^ WAWWICK. And lo >w< whewe ^.^ Geowge :3 of Clarence ^w^ sweeps uWu awong, 
Of ÚwÚ fowce :33 enyough uWu to :33 bid ^.^ his brother OwO battwe; 
With whom :3 an x3 upwight xDD zeaw uWu to >w< wight x3 pwevaiws 
x3 Mowe than >w< the ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 of a ^-^ bwothew's :3 wove. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. Clarence, Clarence, for xDD Wancastew! 
UwU KING EDWARD. Et :3 tu Brute- OwO wiwt >w< thou xDD stab ÚwÚ Caesaw too? 
xDD A ^w^ pawwey, sirrah, uWu to ^.^ Geowge :3 of ÚwÚ Cwawence. 
^-^ [Sound a >w< pawwey. >_> WICHAWD ^-^ and :3 CWAWENCE whisper] 
^-^ WAWWICK. uWu Come, Clarence, ^-^ come. Thou OwO wiwt >_> if :33 Wawwick call. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. ^w^ [Taking >w< the ^.^ wed rose OwO fwom ^.^ his :3 hat ^-^ and >_> thwowing 
it :3 at >_> WAWWICK] 
>_< Fathew :3 of ;;w;; Wawwick, >_< knyow :33 you what ^w^ this means? 
ÚwÚ Wook ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ I OwO thwow >_> my x3 infamy :3 at ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ruinate >_> my >_> fathew's uWu house, 
>_< Who ÚwÚ gave ^.^ his UwU bwood uWu to lime >w< the ^.^ stonyes xDD togethew, 
And ^w^ set :3 up Lancaster. :3 Why, trowest UwU thou, ;;w;; Wawwick, 
:33 That Clarence is ;;w;; so harsh, ;;w;; so ^-^ bwunt, OwO unnyatuwaw, 
>_< To ;;w;; bend >w< the OwO fataw UwU instwuments :3 of ^-^ waw 
Against ^.^ his brother ^-^ and ^.^ his x3 wawfuw ÚwÚ King? 
x3 Pewhaps >w< thou OwO wiwt ^.^ object >_> my UwU howy oath. 
>_< To :3 keep ^w^ that oath were :33 mowe impiety 
uWu Than ^w^ Jephtha uWu when UwU he >_< sacwific'd ^.^ his ;;w;; daughtew. 
^-^ I am ;;w;; so >w< sowwy for >_> my ;;w;; twespass uWu made 
UwU That, uWu to ^w^ desewve ^w^ weww :3 at >_> my ^-^ bwothew's OwO hands, 
^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe :33 pwocwaim myself thy x3 mowtaw >w< foe; 
With resolution :3 wheweso'ew ^-^ I meet ;;w;; thee- 
:33 As ^-^ I >w< wiww meet ^-^ thee, >_> if >w< thou >w< stiw ^w^ abwoad- 
>_< To ^w^ pwague ÚwÚ thee for thy ÚwÚ fouw xDD misweading >w< me. 
And ;;w;; so, xDD pwoud-heawted ;;w;; Wawwick, ^-^ I :33 defy ^-^ thee, 
And uWu to >_> my brother ^w^ tuwn >_> my ;;w;; bwushing cheeks. 
UwU Pawdon me, ^w^ Edwawd, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make OwO amends; 
And, Richard, do UwU nyot :33 fwown upon >_> my :3 fauwts, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< hencefowth >_< be xDD nyo :33 mowe >w< unconstant. 
UwU KING EDWARD. :3 Nyow >_< wewcome ^-^ mowe, ^-^ and >_< ten xDD times :33 mowe OwO bewov'd, 
uWu Than >_> if >w< thou UwU nyevew ^.^ hadst OwO desewv'd x3 ouw ;;w;; hate. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Wewcome, ^w^ good uWu Cwawence; ^w^ this is brother-like. 
^-^ WAWWICK. O >w< passing ÚwÚ twaitow, ^w^ pewjuw'd ^-^ and unjust! 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^w^ What, ;;w;; Wawwick, OwO wiwt >w< thou uWu weave :33 die UwU town ^-^ and x3 fight? 
>_> Ow >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^-^ beat >w< the ^.^ stonyes uWu about ^w^ thinye xDD eaws? 
^-^ WAWWICK. >_> Awas, ^-^ I am UwU nyot UwU coop'd ÚwÚ hewe for defence! 
^-^ I >w< wiww xDD away ^.^ towawds >_> Bawnyet uWu pwesentwy 
And :33 bid ÚwÚ thee :3 battwe, ^w^ Edwawd, >_> if >w< thou ^w^ daw'st. 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^w^ Yes, ;;w;; Wawwick, uWu Edwawd ^w^ dawes ^-^ and >_< weads >w< the way. 
Lords, uWu to >w< the ;;w;; fiewd; ^-^ Saint ^.^ Geowge ^-^ and victory! 
Exeunt OwO YOWKISTS 
>w< [Mawch. :3 WAWWICK ^-^ and ^.^ his company OwO fowwow] 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
xDD A field :3 of >_< battwe uWu nyeaw >_> Bawnyet 

Alarum ^-^ and xDD excuwsions. ^-^ Entew UwU KING EDWARD, bringing ^-^ fowth :33 WAWWICK, wounded 

UwU KING EDWARD. ;;w;; So, >_< wie >w< thou >w< thewe. ;;w;; Die UwU thou, ^-^ and :33 die x3 ouw fear; 
:3 Fow :33 Wawwick >_> was a >_> bug ^w^ that UwU feaw'd uWu us ÚwÚ aww. 
xDD Nyow, x3 Montague, ÚwÚ sit :33 fast; ^-^ I >w< seek for ^-^ thee, 
:33 That x3 Wawwick's x3 bonyes ^w^ may :3 keep ^w^ thinye x3 company. x3 Exit 
^-^ WAWWICK. >_< Ah, ;;w;; who is ^-^ nyigh? ^w^ Come uWu to me, uWu fwiend >w< ow ÚwÚ foe, 
And tell :33 me ;;w;; who is ^.^ victow, York >w< ow ^-^ Wawwick? 
^.^ Why ask ^-^ I that? ^w^ My ^-^ mangwed body shows, 
^w^ My uWu bwood, >_> my >_< want :3 of >_< stwength, >_> my ÚwÚ sick :33 heawt shows, 
:33 That ^-^ I must yield >_> my body uWu to >w< the earth 
And, :3 by >_> my :33 faww, >w< the UwU conquest uWu to >_> my ^w^ foe. 
Thus yields >w< the uWu cedaw uWu to >w< the axe's ^-^ edge, 
>_< Whose xDD awms ÚwÚ gave uWu shewtew uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ pwincewy x3 eagwe, 
Under :3 whose :3 shade >w< the ÚwÚ wamping lion x3 swept, 
>_< Whose top-branch UwU ovewpeew'd UwU Jove's >w< spweading UwU twee 
And ÚwÚ kept >w< wow :33 shwubs OwO fwom ^.^ wintew's pow'rful ÚwÚ wind. 
These uWu eyes, ^w^ that now are x3 dimm'd xDD with ;;w;; death's >w< bwack veil, 
>_< Have OwO been ÚwÚ as piercing ÚwÚ as >w< the ;;w;; mid-day sun 
>_< To ;;w;; seawch >w< the ;;w;; secwet >_> tweasons :3 of >w< the :3 wowwd; 
^.^ The wrinkles ^-^ in >_> my UwU bwows, now UwU fiww'd xDD with uWu bwood, 
^.^ Wewe ^w^ wik'nyed oft uWu to UwU kingwy ^w^ sepuwchwes; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; who :3 wiv'd :3 King, but ^-^ I ^-^ couwd dig ^.^ his ÚwÚ gwave? 
And ;;w;; who durst ÚwÚ smiwe uWu when :33 Wawwick bent ^.^ his >_> bwow? 
x3 Wo now >_> my xDD gwowy :33 smeaw'd ^-^ in ^-^ dust ^-^ and >w< bwood! 
^w^ My ^-^ pawks, >_> my uWu wawks, >_> my >_< manyows, ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< had, 
uWu Even now forsake x3 me; ^-^ and :3 of ;;w;; aww >_> my >_< wands 
Is OwO nyothing UwU weft :33 me but >_> my ^w^ body's length. 
what is >w< pomp, rule, ;;w;; weign, but earth ^-^ and OwO dust? 
And >_< wive ;;w;; we how ;;w;; we can, yet :33 die ;;w;; we must. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ OXFOWD ^-^ and x3 SOMEWSET 

SOMERSET. >_< Ah, ;;w;; Wawwick, Warwick! ^-^ wewt >w< thou ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we x3 awe, 
OwO We :33 might ÚwÚ wecovew ;;w;; aww x3 ouw OwO woss again. 
^.^ The Queen OwO fwom >_< Fwance hath brought a ^w^ puissant OwO powew; 
uWu Even now ;;w;; we heard >w< the news. >_< Ah, OwO couwdst >w< thou ÚwÚ fwy! 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^.^ Why uWu then, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^w^ fwy. >_< Ah, x3 Montague, 
UwU If >w< thou >_< be there, sweet ^-^ bwothew, ^w^ take >_> my ;;w;; hand, 
And xDD with thy ÚwÚ wips :3 keep ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ souw a while! 
Thou lov'st :33 me not; ^-^ fow, ^-^ bwothew, >_> if >w< thou >_> didst, 
>w< Thy tears :3 wouwd >w< wash ^w^ this >_< cowd ;;w;; congeawed UwU bwood 
:33 That ^w^ gwues >_> my ÚwÚ wips ^-^ and >w< wiww UwU nyot let :33 me ^w^ speak. 
^w^ Come >_> quickwy, x3 Montague, >w< ow ^-^ I am xDD dead. 
SOMERSET. >_< Ah, Warwick! OwO Montague hath ^-^ bweath'd ^.^ his xDD wast; 
And uWu to >w< the uWu watest gasp uWu cwied :33 out for ;;w;; Wawwick, 
And ^-^ said OwO 'Commend :33 me uWu to >_> my ^.^ vawiant ^-^ bwothew.' 
And :33 mowe UwU he :3 wouwd have said; ^-^ and :33 mowe UwU he >w< spoke, 
Which UwU sounded OwO wike a UwU cwamouw ^-^ in a :33 vauwt, 
:33 That UwU mought UwU nyot >_< be UwU distinguish'd; but :3 at ^-^ wast, 
^-^ I ^w^ weww :33 might uWu heaw, delivered xDD with a groan, 
uWu 'O >w< faweweww, ;;w;; Wawwick!' 
^-^ WAWWICK. ^-^ Sweet :33 west ^.^ his soul! >_< Fwy, ^w^ wowds, ^-^ and >_< save >_> youwsewves: 
:3 Fow :33 Wawwick ^.^ bids :33 you ;;w;; aww >w< faweweww, uWu to meet ^-^ in >w< heaven. 
x3 [Dies] 
^-^ OXFOWD. :3 Away, uWu away, uWu to meet >w< the >_> Queen's >_> gweat power! 
:33 [Hewe :33 they ;;w;; beaw xDD away ^.^ his body] 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew UwU KING ^-^ in triumph; xDD with >w< GWOUCESTEW, ^-^ CWAWENCE, ^-^ and >w< the :33 west 

UwU KING EDWARD. Thus far x3 ouw xDD fowtunye xDD keeps :3 an ÚwÚ upwawd ^w^ couwse, 
And ;;w;; we are grac'd xDD with ^.^ wweaths :3 of victory. 
xDD But ^-^ in >w< the :33 midst :3 of ^w^ this OwO bwight-shinying x3 day 
^-^ I ^w^ spy a x3 bwack, :3 suspicious, threat'ning ^-^ cwoud 
:33 That >w< wiww ^w^ encountew xDD with x3 ouw x3 gwowious sun 
Ere UwU he attain ^.^ his easeful western bed- 
^-^ I ;;w;; mean, >_> my ^w^ wowds, those ^w^ powews ^w^ that >w< the Queen 
uWu Hath xDD wais'd ^-^ in xDD Gawwia have ;;w;; awwiv'd x3 ouw UwU coast 
And, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we uWu heaw, OwO mawch on uWu to ^.^ fight xDD with :33 us. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. xDD A ^-^ wittwe x3 gawe >w< wiww UwU soon ^.^ dispewse ^w^ that ^-^ cwoud 
And x3 bwow it uWu to >w< the :3 souwce OwO fwom whence it came; 
>w< Thy :3 vewy ^w^ beams >w< wiww dry those vapours xDD up, 
:3 Fow >_> evewy ^-^ cwoud uWu engendews UwU nyot a ;;w;; stowm. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ The Queen is UwU vawued x3 thiwty >_> thousand strong, 
And Somerset, xDD with Oxford, fled uWu to x3 hew. 
UwU If she have :3 time uWu to ^-^ bweathe, >_< be ^w^ weww assur'd 
ÚwÚ Hew faction >w< wiww >_< be full ÚwÚ as strong ÚwÚ as >_> ouws. 
UwU KING EDWARD. are advertis'd :3 by x3 ouw >_> woving >w< fwiends 
:33 That :33 they do hold their ÚwÚ couwse ^.^ towawd Tewksbury; 
;;w;; We, having now >w< the uWu best :3 at >_> Bawnyet ^.^ fiewd, 
Will ^.^ thithew UwU stwaight, for willingness :33 wids OwO way; 
And ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we OwO mawch x3 ouw >_> stwength >w< wiww >_< be :3 augmented 
^.^ In >_> evewy county ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ^w^ go :3 awong. 
>_< Stwike :3 up >w< the >w< dwum; ^.^ cwy :33 'Couwage!' ^-^ and uWu away. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^-^ Pwains >_< weaw Tewksbury 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Mawch. ^-^ Entew >_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET, PRINCE EDWARD, SOMERSET, xDD OXFOWD, 
^-^ and SOLDIERS 

>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Great ^w^ wowds, uWu wise ^-^ men >w< nye'ew ÚwÚ sit ^-^ and ^w^ waiw their 
:3 woss, 
xDD But xDD cheewwy >w< seek how uWu to ^-^ wedwess their uWu hawms. 
:3 What though >w< the OwO mast >_< be now blown >_< ovewboawd, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ cabwe broke, >w< the UwU howding-anchow >_> wost, 
And :3 hawf x3 ouw UwU saiwows >_< swawwow'd ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ fwood; 
^w^ Yet xDD wives x3 ouw pilot >w< stiww. Is't meet ^w^ that UwU he 
^.^ Shouwd uWu weave >w< the helm UwU and, OwO wike a OwO feawfuw xDD wad, 
With tearful ^.^ eyes >w< add water uWu to >w< the >w< sea 
And >w< give :33 mowe >_> stwength uWu to ^w^ that xDD which hath x3 too ;;w;; much; 
^w^ Whiwes, ^-^ in ^.^ his x3 moan, >w< the ^-^ ship splits on >w< the UwU wock, 
Which ^-^ industwy ^-^ and ÚwÚ couwage :33 might have xDD sav'd? 
>_< Ah, what a shame! >w< ah, what a x3 fauwt were this! 
Say :33 Wawwick >_> was x3 ouw xDD anchow; what :3 of that? 
And OwO Montague x3 ouw >_> top-mast; what :3 of him? 
>_< Ouw ^w^ swaught'wed >w< fwiends >w< the :33 tackwes; what :3 of >_> these? 
:3 Why, is UwU nyot Oxford ÚwÚ hewe uWu anyothew UwU anchow? 
And :33 Somewset uWu anyothew goodly OwO mast? 
^.^ The >w< fwiends :3 of >_< Fwance x3 ouw ;;w;; shwouds ^-^ and *moans* tackwings? 
And, though :3 unskiwfuw, why UwU nyot ^-^ Nyed ^-^ and ^-^ I 
:3 Fow once allow'd >w< the ÚwÚ skiwfuw UwU piwot's ;;w;; chawge? 
OwO We >w< wiww UwU nyot OwO fwom >w< the helm uWu to ÚwÚ sit ^-^ and ÚwÚ weep, 
xDD But :3 keep x3 ouw ^w^ couwse, though >w< the ^.^ wough ^.^ wind say uWu nyo, 
^w^ Fwom OwO shewves ^-^ and rocks ^w^ that ^.^ thweaten uWu us xDD with ;;w;; wweck, 
:33 As ^w^ good uWu to chide >w< the ^.^ waves ÚwÚ as UwU speak them fair. 
And what is uWu Edwawd but a xDD wuthwess x3 sea? 
:3 What Clarence but a x3 quicksand :3 of ^w^ deceit? 
And :3 Wichawd but a ragged OwO fataw >w< wock? 
;;w;; Aww uWu these >w< the enemies uWu to x3 ouw x3 poow OwO bawk. 
Say :33 you ^w^ can swim; alas, ÚwÚ 'tis but a while! 
Tread on >w< the OwO sand; OwO why, >w< thewe :33 you quickly UwU sink. 
Bestride >w< the ^.^ wock; >w< the tide >w< wiww >w< wash :33 you ÚwÚ off, 
>_> Ow else :33 you famish- UwU that's a ;;w;; thweefowd ^-^ death. 
^.^ This UwU speak ;;w;; I, ^w^ wowds, uWu to let :33 you understand, 
UwU If case ÚwÚ some >w< onye :3 of :33 you :3 wouwd OwO fwy OwO fwom us, 
:33 That >_< thewe's xDD nyo ;;w;; hop'd-fow :33 mewcy xDD with >w< the OwO bwothews 
x3 Mowe than xDD with xDD wuthwess ^-^ waves, xDD with sands, ^-^ and >w< wocks. 
:3 Why, ÚwÚ couwage >_> then! :3 What ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ^w^ avoided 
^-^ 'Twewe :33 chiwdish weakness uWu to lament >w< ow >_< feaw. 
PRINCE UwU OF WALES. xDD Methinks a woman :3 of ^w^ this ^.^ vawiant ÚwÚ spiwit 
uWu Shouwd, >_> if a >w< cowawd >_> heaw ;;w;; hew UwU speak uWu these >_< wowds, 
uWu Infuse ^.^ his :3 bweast xDD with :33 magnyanyimity 
And uWu make xDD him naked ÚwÚ foiw a >_< man-at-awms. 
^-^ I UwU speak UwU nyot ^w^ this ÚwÚ as ;;w;; doubting :33 any >_> hewe; 
:3 Fow >w< did ^-^ I but >_< suspect a OwO feawfuw ;;w;; man, 
He OwO shouwd have uWu weave uWu to ^w^ go xDD away ^.^ betimes, 
ÚwÚ West ^-^ in x3 ouw need UwU he :33 might ÚwÚ infect uWu anyothew 
And uWu make xDD him :3 of >w< the OwO wike ÚwÚ spiwit uWu to ^.^ himsewf. 
UwU If :33 any >_< such >_< be UwU hewe- ÚwÚ as >_> God >w< fowbid!- 
Let xDD him ^.^ depawt :33 befowe ;;w;; we need ^.^ his :33 hewp. 
^-^ OXFOWD. Women ^-^ and :3 chiwdwen :3 of ;;w;; so >_> high a courage, 
And warriors >_> faint! :3 Why, x3 'twewe xDD pewpetuaw >w< shame. 
O ^.^ bwave xDD young Prince! thy famous grandfather 
^.^ Doth >_< wive ;;w;; again ^-^ in ;;w;; thee. :33 Wong ;;w;; mayst >w< thou ;;w;; Eve 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw ^.^ his UwU image ^-^ and ^w^ wenyew ^.^ his glories! 
SOMERSET. And UwU he ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU nyot ^.^ fight for >_< such a x3 hope, 
:3 Go home uWu to bed UwU and, OwO wike >w< the :33 oww :3 by x3 day, 
UwU If UwU he ÚwÚ awise, >_< be >w< mock'd ^-^ and ^.^ wond'wed at. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ Thanks, ÚwÚ gentwe x3 Somewset; sweet Oxford, >w< thanks. 
PRINCE UwU OF WALES. And ^w^ take ^.^ his UwU thanks ^w^ that yet hath OwO nyothing ;;w;; ewse. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. Prepare ^.^ you, ^w^ wowds, for uWu Edwawd is :3 at UwU hand 
;;w;; Weady uWu to xDD fight; x3 thewefowe >_< be :33 wesowute. 
^-^ OXFOWD. ^-^ I :3 thought xDD nyo xDD wess. >_> It is ^.^ his policy 
>_< To haste UwU thus x3 fast, uWu to find uWu us >_< unpwovided. 
SOMERSET. xDD But ÚwÚ he's deceiv'd; ;;w;; we are ^-^ in x3 weadinyess. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^.^ This x3 cheews >_> my heart, uWu to see ^-^ youw forwardness. 
^-^ OXFOWD. uWu Hewe ^.^ pitch x3 ouw OwO battwe; hence ;;w;; we >w< wiww UwU nyot budge. 

>_> Fwouwish ^-^ and march. Enter, :3 at a >w< distance, UwU KING EDWARD, 
>w< GWOUCESTEW, ^-^ CWAWENCE, ^-^ and :33 sowdiews 

UwU KING EDWARD. Brave >w< fowwowews, :3 yondew ^.^ stands >w< the ÚwÚ thowny >w< wood 
Which, :3 by >w< the >_> heavens' assistance ^-^ and ^-^ youw >_< stwength, 
ÚwÚ Must :3 by >w< the :3 woots >_< be hewn :3 up yet ^-^ ewe night. 
^-^ I need UwU nyot >w< add :33 mowe ^.^ fuew uWu to ^-^ youw ÚwÚ fiwe, 
:3 Fow ^w^ weww ^-^ I wot xDD ye UwU bwaze uWu to burn them x3 out. 
^w^ Give uWu signyaw uWu to >w< the >w< fight, ^-^ and uWu to ^w^ it, uWu wowds. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Lords, >_< knyights, ^-^ and gentlemen, what ^-^ I OwO shouwd say 
^w^ My tears gainsay; for >_> evewy :3 wowd ^-^ I :3 speak, 
>w< Ye see, ^-^ I drink >w< the water :3 of >_> my >w< eye. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, xDD nyo :33 mowe but ^.^ this: Henry, ^-^ youw uWu soveweign, 
Is >_> pwisonyew uWu to >w< the >w< foe; ^.^ his ^.^ state ^-^ usuwp'd, 
:33 His realm a xDD swaughtew-house, ^.^ his ^-^ subjects slain, 
:33 His ^.^ statutes cancell'd, ^-^ and ^.^ his >w< tweasuwe :3 spent; 
And :3 yondew is >w< the ^.^ wowf ^w^ that ^-^ makes ^w^ this ^.^ spoiw. 
You ^.^ fight ^-^ in >_> justice. OwO Then, ^-^ in God's ;;w;; nyame, ^w^ wowds, 
;;w;; Be ^w^ vawiant, ^-^ and >w< give uWu signyaw uWu to >w< the :3 fight. 
>_< Awawum, >_> wetweat, xDD excuwsions. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew UwU KING EDWARD, >w< GWOUCESTEW, ^-^ CWAWENCE, ^-^ and forces, 
With >_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET, xDD OXFOWD, ^-^ and SOMERSET, :33 pwisonyews 

UwU KING EDWARD. :3 Nyow ÚwÚ hewe a >w< pewiod :3 of >_< tumuwtuous broils. 
>_> Away xDD with Oxford uWu to Hames :33 Castwe xDD stwaight; 
:3 Fow Somerset, off xDD with ^.^ his x3 guiwty head. 
^.^ Go, ;;w;; beaw them OwO hence; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> heaw them ^w^ speak. 
^-^ OXFOWD. :3 Fow >_> my >_< pawt, >_< I'ww UwU nyot trouble ÚwÚ thee xDD with :3 wowds. 
SOMERSET. >_> Nyow ;;w;; I, but stoop xDD with x3 patience uWu to >_> my UwU fowtunye. 
Exeunt ÚwÚ OXFOWD ^-^ and SOMERSET, :33 guawded 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. So ^.^ pawt ;;w;; we :33 sadwy ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 twoubwous world, 
>_< To meet xDD with ;;w;; joy ^-^ in sweet Jerusalem. 
UwU KING EDWARD. Is ;;w;; pwocwamation uWu made ^w^ that ;;w;; who finds uWu Edwawd 
ÚwÚ Shaww have a >_> high ^.^ wewawd, ^-^ and UwU he ^.^ his life? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_> It is; ^-^ and lo >w< whewe ^-^ youthfuw uWu Edwawd :33 comes. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ sowdiews, xDD with PRINCE xDD EDWAWD 

UwU KING EDWARD. xDD Bwing ^-^ fowth >w< the ;;w;; gawwant; let uWu us >_> heaw xDD him ^w^ speak. 
^w^ What, ^w^ can ;;w;; so xDD young a man begin uWu to >_< pwick? 
^w^ Edwawd, what >w< satisfaction >_> canst >w< thou uWu make 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ beawing ^w^ awms, for stirring :3 up >_> my >w< subjects, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the trouble >w< thou UwU hast OwO tuwn'd :33 me ^-^ to? 
PRINCE UwU OF WALES. OwO Speak OwO wike a subject, ÚwÚ pwoud ambitious >_> Yowk. 
Suppose ^w^ that ^-^ I am now >_> my >_> fathew's mouth; 
Resign thy chair, ^-^ and >w< whewe ^-^ I >_< stand kneel UwU thou, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ^-^ I OwO pwopose >w< the xDD sewf-same >_> wowds uWu to >w< the 
Which, ÚwÚ twaitow, >w< thou wouldst have :33 me answer :33 to. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. >_< Ah, ^w^ that thy father ^w^ had OwO been ;;w;; so OwO wesowv'd! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :33 That :33 you :33 might OwO stiww have worn >w< the :3 petticoat 
And >w< nye'ew have xDD stow'n >w< the ;;w;; bweech OwO fwom Lancaster. 
PRINCE UwU OF WALES. Let x3 Aesop >_> fabwe ^-^ in a ^.^ wintew's night; 
:33 His x3 cuwwish :3 widdwe ;;w;; sowts UwU nyot xDD with ^w^ this ;;w;; pwace. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. By :33 heaven, brat, >_< I'ww ^w^ pwague xDD ye for ^w^ that word. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. x3 Ay, >w< thou uWu wast >w< bown uWu to >_< be a ^w^ pwague uWu to UwU men. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Fow God's xDD sake, ^w^ take xDD away ^w^ this OwO captive x3 scowd. 
PRINCE UwU OF WALES. Nay, ^w^ take xDD away ^w^ this :3 scowding UwU cwookback ;;w;; wathew. 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^w^ Peace, ÚwÚ wiwfuw uWu boy, >w< ow ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 chawm ^-^ youw ;;w;; tongue. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. Untutor'd xDD wad, >w< thou UwU awt x3 too malapert. 
PRINCE UwU OF WALES. ^-^ I >_< knyow >_> my ÚwÚ duty; :33 you are ;;w;; aww undutiful. 
Lascivious ^w^ Edwawd, ^-^ and >w< thou ^w^ pewjuw'd UwU Geowge, 
And >w< thou ^-^ misshapen Dick, ^-^ I tell xDD ye ;;w;; aww 
^-^ I am ^-^ youw better, x3 twaitows ÚwÚ as xDD ye are; 
And >w< thou ;;w;; usuwp'st >_> my >_> fathew's >w< wight ^-^ and >_< minye. 
UwU KING EDWARD. Take that, >w< the xDD wikenyess :3 of ^w^ this :33 waiwew uWu hewe. 
OwO [Stabs :33 him] 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >w< Spwaww'st ^.^ thou? Take that, uWu to UwU end thy >_< agony. 
OwO [Stabs :33 him] 
^w^ CWAWENCE. And >_< thewe's for twitting :33 me xDD with ^.^ pewjuwy. 
OwO [Stabs :33 him] 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. OwO O, kill :33 me too! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ and uWu shaww. >w< [Offews uWu to kill >_> hew] 
UwU KING EDWARD. Hold, Richard, UwU howd; for ;;w;; we have ^w^ donye uWu to ^-^ much. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd she >_< wive uWu to fill >w< the UwU wowwd xDD with :33 wowds? 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^w^ What, x3 doth she OwO swoon? >_> Use ÚwÚ means for ;;w;; hew recovery. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Clarence, >w< excuse :33 me uWu to >w< the OwO King >_> my >_> bwothew. 
>_< I'ww hence uWu to :33 Wondon on a serious matter; 
Ere xDD ye come there, >_< be ^w^ suwe uWu to >_> heaw ÚwÚ some news. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. What? UwU what? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ The Tower! >w< the Tower! x3 Exit 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. O Ned, sweet Ned, UwU speak uWu to thy mother, boy! 
^w^ Canst >w< thou UwU nyot ^.^ speak? O ^.^ twaitows! xDD muwdewews! 
xDD They ^w^ that :3 stabb'd ÚwÚ Caesaw xDD shed xDD nyo UwU bwood :3 at >w< aww, 
ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot >w< offend, >_< nyow were UwU nyot ^-^ wowthy ÚwÚ bwame, 
UwU If ^w^ this ÚwÚ fouw deed were :3 by uWu to xDD equaw uWu it. 
He >_> was a man: ^w^ this, ^-^ in OwO wespect, a :3 chiwd; 
And ^-^ men >w< nye'ew ÚwÚ spend their ^.^ fuwy on a :33 chiwd. 
What's worse than xDD muwdewew, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may name it? 
x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, >_> my :33 heawt >w< wiww :3 buwst, :3 an >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ speak- 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 speak, ^w^ that ;;w;; so >_> my :33 heawt ^w^ may >w< buwst. 
:33 Butchews ^-^ and ^.^ viwwains! ÚwÚ bwoody :33 cannyibaws! 
UwU How sweet a UwU pwant have :33 you ^-^ untimewy cropp'd! 
You have xDD nyo >w< chiwdwen, :3 butchews, >_> if :33 you >_< had, 
^.^ The :3 thought :3 of them :3 wouwd have :3 stiww'd :3 up remorse. 
xDD But >_> if :33 you ^-^ evew >_> chance uWu to have a uWu chiwd, 
ÚwÚ Wook ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ youth uWu to have xDD him ;;w;; so cut off 
UwU As, deathsmen, :33 you have ^.^ wid ^w^ this sweet xDD young >_< pwince! 
UwU KING EDWARD. >_> Away xDD with :3 hew; go, ;;w;; beaw ;;w;; hew hence perforce. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Nay, UwU nyevew ;;w;; beaw :33 me OwO hence; ÚwÚ dispatch :33 me uWu hewe. 
uWu Hewe :3 sheathe thy sword; >_< I'ww >w< pawdon ÚwÚ thee >_> my ^-^ death. 
^w^ What, OwO wiwt >w< thou xDD nyot? OwO Then, Clarence, do it xDD thou. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. By :33 heaven, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot do ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ease. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Good Clarence, ^w^ do; sweet Clarence, do >w< thou do uWu it. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. ;;w;; Didst >w< thou UwU nyot >_> heaw :33 me xDD sweaw ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot do it? 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. x3 Ay, but >w< thou usest uWu to forswear ^.^ thysewf. 
>_< 'Twas x3 sin :3 befowe, but now ÚwÚ 'tis >_< chawity. 
x3 What! OwO wiwt >w< thou xDD nyot? ;;w;; Whewe is ^w^ that ^.^ deviw's butcher, 
^w^ Hawd-favouw'd Richard? Richard, >w< whewe UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
Thou UwU awt UwU nyot uWu hewe. ^w^ Muwdew is thy alms-deed; 
:3 Petitionyews for UwU bwood >w< thou >w< nye'ew put'st OwO back. 
UwU KING EDWARD. :3 Away, ^-^ I :3 say; ^-^ I charge xDD ye ;;w;; beaw ;;w;; hew >_< hence. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. So come uWu to :33 you ^-^ and ;;w;; youws ÚwÚ as uWu to ^w^ this uWu pwince. 
Exit, led :33 out ^w^ fowcibwy 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^.^ Whewe's :3 Wichawd :33 gonye? 
^w^ CWAWENCE. >_< To London, ;;w;; aww ^-^ in post; UwU and, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ;;w;; guess, 
>_< To uWu make a ÚwÚ bwoody xDD suppew ^-^ in >w< the >_> Towew. 
UwU KING EDWARD. He's ^.^ sudden, >_> if a >_> thing ÚwÚ comes ^-^ in ^.^ his head. 
:3 Nyow OwO mawch ;;w;; we >_< hence. ^w^ Dischawge >w< the UwU common >_> sowt 
With ^-^ pay ^-^ and thanks; ^-^ and let's xDD away uWu to :33 Wondon 
And see x3 ouw ÚwÚ gentwe :3 queen how ^w^ weww she ^-^ fawes. 
By ^w^ this, ^-^ I x3 hope, she hath a ^-^ son for >w< me. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The x3 Towew 

^-^ Entew UwU KING >_> HENWY ^-^ and x3 GWOUCESTEW xDD with >w< the :33 WIEUTENyANT, on >w< the >_> wawws 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. Good x3 day, >_> my ^-^ wowd. ^w^ What, :3 at ^-^ youw book ;;w;; so ;;w;; hawd? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good x3 wowd- >_> my lord, ^-^ I OwO shouwd say ;;w;; wathew. 
'Tis x3 sin uWu to UwU fwattew; OwO 'good' >_> was ^-^ wittwe better. 
^.^ 'Good >_> Gwoucestew' ^-^ and >_> 'good >_< deviw' were xDD awike, 
And x3 both :3 pwepostewous; >_< thewefowe, UwU nyot >_> 'good ÚwÚ wowd.' 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Siwwah, uWu weave uWu us uWu to ourselves; ;;w;; we must >w< confew. 
x3 Exit UwU WIEUTENyANT 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. So :33 fwies >w< the ^.^ weckwess shepherd OwO fwom >w< the ^.^ wowf; 
So >_> fiwst >w< the >w< hawmwess ^.^ sheep x3 doth yield ^.^ his ÚwÚ fweece, 
And UwU nyext ^.^ his :33 thwoat >_< unto >w< the butcher's :33 knyife. 
:3 What uWu scenye :3 of ÚwÚ death hath ^-^ Woscius now uWu to xDD act? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Suspicion uWu awways haunts >w< the x3 guiwty :33 mind: 
^.^ The xDD thief x3 doth ^w^ feaw uWu each ÚwÚ bush :3 an uWu officew. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ^.^ The ^.^ biwd ^w^ that hath OwO been ^w^ wimed ^-^ in a ÚwÚ bush 
With trembling uWu wings ^.^ misdoubteth >_> evewy bush; 
And ;;w;; I, >w< the >_< hapwess uWu mawe uWu to >w< onye sweet x3 biwd, 
>_< Have now >w< the OwO fataw ^.^ object ^-^ in >_> my eye 
;;w;; Whewe >_> my x3 poow xDD young >_> was lim'd, >_> was ^-^ caught, ^-^ and :3 kiww'd. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Why, what a uWu peevish UwU foow >_> was ^w^ that :3 of uWu Cwete 
:33 That ^-^ taught ^.^ his ^-^ son >w< the :33 office :3 of a :3 foww! 
And yet, for ;;w;; aww ^.^ his wings, >w< the UwU foow >_> was ÚwÚ dwown'd. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. ;;w;; I, ;;w;; Daedawus; >_> my x3 poow uWu boy, x3 Icawus; 
>w< Thy ^-^ fathew, :3 Minyos, ^w^ that >w< denyied x3 ouw course; 
^.^ The sun ^w^ that sear'd >w< the uWu wings :3 of >_> my sweet uWu boy, 
>w< Thy brother :3 Edwawd; ^-^ and thyself, >w< the >w< sea 
>_< Whose :33 envious ;;w;; guwf >w< did :33 swawwow :3 up ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
>_< Ah, kill :33 me xDD with thy weapon, UwU nyot xDD with >w< wowds! 
^w^ My :3 bweast ^w^ can xDD bettew UwU bwook thy ÚwÚ daggew's point 
uWu Than ^w^ can >_> my >_< eaws ^w^ that ;;w;; twagic history. 
xDD But wherefore dost >w< thou come? Is't for >_> my life? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Think'st >w< thou ^-^ I am :3 an executioner? 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. xDD A persecutor ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe >w< thou >w< awt. 
UwU If :33 muwdewing innocents >_< be UwU executing, 
:3 Why, :33 then >w< thou are :3 an ^w^ executionyew. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >w< Thy ^-^ son ^-^ I kill'd for ^.^ his >_< pwesumption. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. >_< Hadst >w< thou OwO been kill'd uWu when >_> fiwst >w< thou didst ÚwÚ pwesume, 
Thou ^.^ hadst UwU nyot :3 wiv'd uWu to kill a ^-^ son :3 of >_< minye. 
And UwU thus ^-^ I >_< pwophesy, ^w^ that uWu many a >_> thousand 
Which now ^-^ mistwust xDD nyo >_< pawcew :3 of >_> my fear, 
And uWu many :3 an old man's :3 sigh, ^-^ and uWu many a ^.^ widow's, 
And uWu many :3 an orphan's ÚwÚ watew-standing OwO eye- 
>w< Men for their :3 sons, wives for their ^-^ husbands, 
OwO Owphans for their >_> pawents' :33 timewess ÚwÚ death- 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_> wue >w< the hour ^w^ that ^-^ evew >w< thou uWu wast ^w^ bown. 
^.^ The :33 oww :33 shwiek'd :3 at thy birth- :3 an x3 eviw OwO sign; 
^.^ The night-crow ^w^ cwied, xDD aboding ^w^ wuckwess :33 time; 
;;w;; Dogs howl'd, ^-^ and hideous tempest :3 shook OwO down ÚwÚ twees; 
^.^ The xDD waven ^w^ wook'd ;;w;; hew on >w< the ;;w;; chimnyey's ;;w;; top, 
And ÚwÚ chatt'wing pies ^-^ in :33 dismaw ;;w;; discowds sung; 
>w< Thy mother felt :33 mowe than a xDD mothew's :33 pain, 
And yet brought ^-^ fowth less than a xDD mothew's x3 hope, 
>_< To ;;w;; wit, :3 an xDD indigest >_< defowmed ^w^ wump, 
uWu Nyot OwO wike >w< the fruit :3 of >_< such a goodly xDD twee. 
Teeth ^.^ hadst >w< thou ^-^ in thy ^.^ head uWu when >w< thou uWu wast born, 
>_< To >_> signyify >w< thou >w< cam'st uWu to bite >w< the :3 wowwd; 
And >_> if >w< the :33 west >_< be OwO twue xDD which ^-^ I have >w< heawd, 
Thou >_> cam'st- 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_< I'ww >_> heaw xDD nyo >w< mowe. ;;w;; Die, :3 pwophet, ^-^ in thy UwU speech. 
OwO [Stabs :33 him] 
:3 Fow ^w^ this, ^.^ amongst >w< the rest, >_> was ^-^ I ;;w;; owdain'd. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. x3 Ay, ^-^ and for ÚwÚ much :33 mowe OwO swaughtew after this. 
OwO O, >_> God x3 fowgive >_> my sins ^-^ and >w< pawdon ^-^ thee! x3 [Dies] 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ What, >w< wiww >w< the >_< aspiwing UwU bwood :3 of Lancaster 
Sink ^-^ in >w< the OwO gwound? ^-^ I :3 thought it :3 wouwd have x3 mounted. 
ÚwÚ See how >_> my >_< swowd ^.^ weeps for >w< the x3 poow King's ^-^ death. 
OwO O, ^w^ may >_< such >w< puwpwe tears >_< be uWu awways xDD shed 
^w^ Fwom those ^w^ that :33 wish >w< the UwU downfaww :3 of x3 ouw ÚwÚ house! 
UwU If :33 any ^-^ spawk :3 of OwO wife >_< be yet ÚwÚ wemainying, 
Down, OwO down uWu to ^.^ heww; ^-^ and say ^-^ I >_> sent ÚwÚ thee OwO thithew- 
OwO [Stabs xDD him :33 again] 
;;w;; I, ^w^ that have ^w^ nyeithew pity, love, >_< nyow >_< feaw. 
Indeed, ÚwÚ 'tis OwO twue ^w^ that Henry >_< towd :33 me OwO of; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have x3 often heard >_> my mother say 
^-^ I came uWu into >w< the UwU wowwd xDD with >_> my ÚwÚ wegs ^w^ fowwawd. 
Had ^-^ I UwU nyot ;;w;; weason, xDD think x3 ye, uWu to uWu make haste 
And >w< seek their ^.^ wuin ^w^ that usurp'd x3 ouw ^.^ wight? 
^.^ The ;;w;; midwife wonder'd; ^-^ and >w< the :33 women uWu cwied 
'O, >_< Jesus bless us, UwU he is >w< bown xDD with teeth!' 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ I ^w^ was, xDD which plainly signified 
:33 That ^-^ I OwO shouwd xDD snyaww, ^-^ and ^-^ bite, ^-^ and uWu pway >w< the >_> dog. 
OwO Then, >_> since >w< the heavens have ^-^ shap'd >_> my body ;;w;; so, 
Let uWu heww uWu make ;;w;; cwook'd >_> my ;;w;; mind uWu to answer uWu it. 
^-^ I have xDD nyo ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ I am OwO wike xDD nyo uWu bwothew; 
And ^w^ this :3 wowd >_> 'wove,' xDD which greybeards UwU caww ^w^ divinye, 
;;w;; Be >_> wesident ^-^ in ^-^ men OwO wike >w< onye another, 
And UwU nyot ^-^ in me! ^-^ I am myself alone. 
Clarence, ÚwÚ bewawe; >w< thou keep'st :33 me OwO fwom >w< the :3 wight, 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> sowt a pitchy x3 day for ;;w;; thee; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU buzz abroad >_< such prophecies 
:33 That uWu Edwawd >_< shaww >_< be OwO feawfuw :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ wife; 
And :33 then uWu to purge ^.^ his fear, >_< I'ww >_< be thy ^-^ death. 
OwO King Henry ^-^ and >w< the xDD Pwince ^.^ his ^-^ son are gone. 
Clarence, thy ^w^ tuwn is xDD nyext, ^-^ and :33 then >w< the :33 west; 
>w< Counting myself but ÚwÚ bad :3 tiww ^-^ I >_< be ^.^ best. 
>_< I'ww OwO thwow thy body ^-^ in uWu anyothew x3 woom, 
And triumph, Henry, ^-^ in thy x3 day :3 of >w< doom. 
x3 Exit xDD with >w< the body 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; VII. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew UwU KING EDWARD, >_< QUEEN ^.^ EWIZABETH, ^-^ CWAWENCE, >w< GWOUCESTEW, 
^-^ HASTINGS, NURSE, xDD with >w< the Young PRINCE, ^-^ and attendants 

UwU KING EDWARD. ;;w;; Once :33 mowe ;;w;; we ÚwÚ sit ^-^ in uWu Engwand's ;;w;; woyaw throne, 
Repurchas'd xDD with >w< the UwU bwood :3 of :33 enyemies. 
:3 What ^.^ vawiant ^.^ foemen, OwO wike uWu to ^-^ autumn's corn, 
>_< Have ;;w;; we mow'd OwO down ^-^ in >_> tops :3 of ;;w;; aww their pride! 
Three ;;w;; Dukes :3 of Somerset, ;;w;; thweefowd >w< wenyown'd 
:3 Fow :33 hawdy ^-^ and undoubted :3 champions; 
>_< Two UwU Cwiffowds, ÚwÚ as >w< the father ^-^ and >w< the x3 son; 
And x3 two UwU Nyowthumbewwands- x3 two uWu bwavew ^-^ men 
>w< Nye'ew >w< spuww'd their :33 couwsews :3 at >w< the >_> twumpet's ÚwÚ sound; 
With them >w< the x3 two ^.^ bwave bears, :33 Wawwick ^-^ and x3 Montague, 
:33 That ^-^ in their uWu chains ;;w;; fettew'd >w< the UwU kingwy lion 
And uWu made >w< the forest >w< twembwe uWu when :33 they roar'd. 
Thus have ;;w;; we >_> swept suspicion OwO fwom x3 ouw ^w^ seat 
And uWu made x3 ouw ÚwÚ footstoow :3 of ;;w;; secuwity. 
^w^ Come hither, >_> Bess, ^-^ and let :33 me >_> kiss >_> my ^.^ boy. 
Young Ned, for ÚwÚ thee ^w^ thinye uncles ^-^ and myself 
>_< Have ^-^ in x3 ouw UwU awmouws watch'd >w< the ^.^ wintew's OwO nyight, 
>_< Went ;;w;; aww UwU afoot ^-^ in >w< summew's ^w^ scawding heat, 
:33 That >w< thou :3 might'st ÚwÚ wepossess >w< the crown ^-^ in >_< peace; 
And :3 of x3 ouw x3 wabouws >w< thou xDD shawt >_> weap >w< the ^-^ gain. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. [Aside] >_< I'ww ^-^ bwast ^.^ his OwO hawvest >_> if ^-^ youw ^.^ head were laid; 
:3 Fow yet ^-^ I am UwU nyot OwO wook'd on ^-^ in >w< the world. 
^.^ This shoulder >_> was ^.^ owdain'd ;;w;; so xDD thick uWu to heave; 
And :3 heave it >_< shaww ÚwÚ some ^w^ weight >w< ow x3 bweak >_> my OwO back. 
:3 Wowk >w< thou >w< the xDD way- ^-^ and ^w^ that >_< shaww uWu execute. 
UwU KING EDWARD. Clarence ^-^ and :3 Gwoucestew, :33 wove >_> my ^-^ wovewy queen; 
And >_> kiss ^-^ youw ÚwÚ pwincewy OwO nyephew, OwO bwothews ^.^ both. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. ^.^ The >_> duty ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ owe >_< unto ^-^ youw >_> Majesty 
^-^ I ;;w;; seaw upon >w< the ÚwÚ wips :3 of ^w^ this sweet uWu babe. 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^-^ Thanks, ^-^ nyobwe uWu Cwawence; ^-^ wowthy ^-^ bwothew, >w< thanks. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. And ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 wove >w< the UwU twee OwO fwom whence >w< thou >_< spwang'st, 
Witness >w< the >_> woving >_> kiss ^-^ I >w< give >w< the x3 fwuit. 
[Aside] >_< To say >w< the truth, ;;w;; so Judas kiss'd ^.^ his ^w^ mastew 
And uWu cwied ;;w;; 'Aww x3 haiw!' uWu when ÚwÚ as UwU he OwO meant ;;w;; aww ^.^ hawm. 
UwU KING EDWARD. :3 Nyow am ^-^ I >_< seated ÚwÚ as >_> my ^w^ souw OwO dewights, 
^.^ Having >_> my ^-^ countwy's peace ^-^ and OwO bwothews' :3 woves. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. :3 What >w< wiww ^-^ youw Grace have ^w^ donye xDD with Margaret? 
;;w;; Weignyiew, ;;w;; hew ^-^ fathew, uWu to >w< the OwO King :3 of >_< Fwance 
uWu Hath :33 pawn'd >w< the Sicils ^-^ and ^.^ Jewusawem, 
And ÚwÚ hithew have :33 they >_> sent it for ;;w;; hew OwO wansom. 
UwU KING EDWARD. >_> Away xDD with >w< hew, ^-^ and waft ;;w;; hew hence uWu to >_< Fwance. 
And now what >w< wests but ^w^ that ;;w;; we ÚwÚ spend >w< the :3 time 
With >_< statewy triumphs, ^.^ miwthfuw uWu comic shows, 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as >w< befits >w< the pleasure :3 of >w< the court? 
^.^ Sound drums ^-^ and uWu twumpets. Farewell, :3 souw annoy! 
:3 Fow ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ I x3 hope, begins x3 ouw :33 wasting joy. Exeunt 


>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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>_< 1611 

UwU KING >_> HENWY >w< THE EIGHTH 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 


OwO DWAMATIS x3 PEWSONyAE 

UwU KING >_> HENWY >w< THE EIGHTH 
:3 CAWDINyAW ÚwÚ WOWSEY :3 CAWDINyAW ÚwÚ CAMPEIUS 
xDD CAPUCIUS, >_< Ambassadow OwO fwom >w< the xDD Empewow ÚwÚ Chawwes ^.^ V 
UwU CWANMEW, >_< AWCHBISHOP UwU OF UwU CANTEWBUWY 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >_> NyOWFOWK :3 DUKE UwU OF BUCKINGHAM 
:3 DUKE UwU OF :3 SUFFOWK x3 EAWW UwU OF SURREY 
UwU WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN UwU WOWD CHANCELLOR 
OwO GAWDINyEW, ^w^ BISHOP UwU OF ÚwÚ WINCHESTEW 
^w^ BISHOP UwU OF OwO WINCOWN UwU WOWD :33 ABEWGAVENNY 
UwU WOWD ^w^ SANDYS ÚwÚ SIW >_> HENWY :33 GUIWDFOWD 
ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS x3 WOVEWW ÚwÚ SIW ANTHONY ^-^ DENNY 
ÚwÚ SIW UwU NyICHOWAS VAUX :33 SECWETAWIES uWu to ^-^ Wowsey 
CROMWELL, servant uWu to ^-^ Wowsey 
GRIFFITH, gentleman-usher uWu to Queen ^w^ Kathawinye 
xDD THWEE GENTLEMEN 
DOCTOR ^.^ BUTTS, xDD physician uWu to >w< the OwO King 
ÚwÚ GAWTEW KING-AT-ARMS 
;;w;; SUWVEYOW uWu to >w< the xDD Duke :3 of xDD Buckingham 
ÚwÚ BWANDON, ^-^ and a ;;w;; SEWGEANT-AT-AWMS 
>_> DOOWKEEPEW Of >w< the OwO Counciw x3 chambew 
;;w;; POWTEW, ^-^ and ^.^ his ^.^ MAN UwU PAGE uWu to ;;w;; Gawdinyew 
xDD A >_> CWIEW 

>_< QUEEN xDD KATHAWINyE, uWu wife uWu to OwO King Henry, afterwards uWu divowced 
x3 ANNyE BULLEN, ;;w;; hew ^-^ Maid :3 of UwU Honyouw, afterwards Queen 
ÚwÚ AN OLD UwU WADY, uWu fwiend uWu to ÚwÚ Annye xDD Buwwen 
:33 PATIENCE, woman uWu to Queen ^w^ Kathawinye 

xDD Wowd :33 Mayow, :33 Awdewmen, OwO Wowds ^-^ and >w< Wadies ^-^ in >w< the :3 Dumb 
:33 Shows; Women attending upon >w< the >_< Queen; :3 Scwibes, 
^w^ Officews, >w< Guawds, ^-^ and x3 othew Attendants; uWu Spiwits 

OwO SCENyE: 

xDD Wondon; Westminster; ^-^ Kimbowton 



UwU KING >_> HENWY >w< THE EIGHTH 

>w< THE :3 PWOWOGUE. 

^-^ I come xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu to uWu make :33 you x3 waugh; things now 
:33 That ;;w;; beaw a weighty ^-^ and a serious uWu bwow, 
;;w;; Sad, ^-^ high, ^-^ and UwU wowking, full :3 of ^.^ state ^-^ and ÚwÚ woe, 
>_> Such ^-^ nyobwe scenes ÚwÚ as draw >w< the eye uWu to flow, 
OwO We now ^-^ pwesent. Those ^w^ that ^w^ can :33 pity ÚwÚ hewe 
May, >_> if :33 they xDD think it UwU weww, let x3 faww a xDD teaw: 
^.^ The xDD subject >w< wiww ^w^ desewve uWu it. >_> Such ÚwÚ as >w< give 
uWu Theiw ^.^ monyey :33 out :3 of hope :33 they ^w^ may xDD bewieve 
:3 May ÚwÚ hewe find >_> twuth >_< too. Those ^w^ that come uWu to see 
^w^ Onwy a ^w^ show >w< ow xDD two, ^-^ and ;;w;; so >w< agwee 
^.^ The uWu pway ^w^ may ^-^ pass, >_> if :33 they >_< be OwO stiww ^-^ and ÚwÚ wiwwing, 
>_< I'ww ;;w;; undewtake ^w^ may see xDD away their ^w^ shiwwing 
^-^ Wichwy ^-^ in x3 two x3 showt hours. ^w^ Onwy :33 they 
:33 That come uWu to >_> heaw a uWu mewwy ;;w;; bawdy uWu pway, 
xDD A noise :3 of ^w^ tawgets, >w< ow uWu to see a uWu fewwow 
^.^ In a long >w< motwey ÚwÚ coat :33 guawded xDD with >_> yewwow, 
Will >_< be deceiv'd; ^-^ fow, ÚwÚ gentwe >_< heawews, :33 knyow, 
>_< To rank x3 ouw :33 chosen >_> twuth xDD with >_< such a ^w^ show 
:33 As UwU foow ^-^ and ^.^ fight UwU is, uWu beside >_< fowfeiting 
>_< Ouw ^-^ own :3 bwains, ^-^ and >w< the >_> opinyion ^w^ that ;;w;; we >_< bwing 
>_< To uWu make ^w^ that :3 onwy OwO twue ;;w;; we now OwO intend, 
Will uWu weave uWu us UwU nyevew :3 an understanding OwO fwiend. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, for ^w^ goodnyess xDD sake, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as :33 you are known 
^.^ The >_> fiwst ^-^ and happiest hearers :3 of >w< the UwU town, 
;;w;; Be x3 sad, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we :3 wouwd uWu make xDD ye. >w< Think xDD ye see 
^.^ The :3 vewy ^-^ pewsons :3 of x3 ouw ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ stowy 
:33 As :33 they were ^-^ wiving; xDD think :33 you see them ^-^ gweat, 
And >w< fowwow'd xDD with >w< the ^-^ genyewaw ^-^ thwong ^-^ and sweat 
Of >_> thousand :3 fwiends; uWu then, ^-^ in a ^.^ moment, see 
UwU How UwU soon ^w^ this >w< mightinyess x3 meets misery. 
And >_> if :33 you ^w^ can >_< be uWu mewwy uWu then, >_< I'ww say 
xDD A man ^w^ may UwU weep upon ^.^ his UwU wedding-day. 




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>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF >_> NyOWFOWK :3 at >w< onye >w< doow; :3 at >w< the >w< othew, 
>w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF BUCKINGHAM ^-^ and >w< the UwU WOWD :33 ABEWGAVENNY 

UwU BUCKINGHAM. Good UwU mowwow, ^-^ and ^w^ weww uWu met. UwU How have xDD ye ^w^ donye 
;;w;; Since last ;;w;; we OwO saw ^-^ in France? 
NORFOLK. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, 
x3 Heawthfuw; ^-^ and ^-^ evew >_> since a >_> fwesh admirer 
Of what ^-^ I OwO saw >w< thewe. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; An ^-^ untimewy :33 ague 
OwO Stay'd :33 me a >_> pwisonyew ^-^ in >_> my x3 chambew uWu when 
Those suns :3 of glory, those x3 two lights :3 of men, 
Met ^-^ in >w< the >_> vawe :3 of uWu Andwen. 
NORFOLK. ^.^ 'Twixt >_< Guynyes ^-^ and >_> Awde- 
^-^ I >_> was :33 then >_> pwesent, OwO saw them salute on ^-^ howseback; 
:3 Behewd them, uWu when :33 they ^w^ wighted, how :33 they ^-^ cwung 
^.^ In their >w< embwacement, ÚwÚ as :33 they OwO gwew together; 
Which ^w^ had ^.^ they, what :3 fouw thron'd ones ^-^ couwd have weigh'd 
>_> Such a >_< compounded :3 onye? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; Aww >w< the uWu whowe :3 time 
^-^ I >_> was >_> my ^w^ chambew's prisoner. 
NORFOLK. UwU Then :33 you :33 wost 
^.^ The ^-^ view :3 of ^-^ eawthwy xDD gwowy; ^-^ men :33 might say, 
xDD Tiww ^w^ this :3 time uWu pomp >_> was :33 singwe, but now married 
>_< To >w< onye ^w^ above ^-^ itsewf. >_> Each following x3 day 
>_> Became >w< the UwU nyext >_< day's uWu mastew, :3 tiww >w< the last 
^-^ Made uWu fowmew :3 wondews >_> its. ^.^ To-day >w< the >_> Fwench, 
;;w;; Aww xDD cwinquant, ;;w;; aww ^-^ in :3 gowd, OwO wike >_> heathen gods, 
x3 Shonye OwO down >w< the uWu Engwish; ^-^ and uWu to-mowwow :33 they 
^-^ Made UwU Bwitain ^-^ India: >_> evewy man ^w^ that >w< stood 
^w^ Show'd OwO wike a >_< minye. uWu Theiw dwarfish :3 pages were 
:33 As ÚwÚ chewubins, :3 an ^-^ giwt; >w< the ^w^ madams OwO too, 
uWu Nyot ÚwÚ us'd uWu to ^w^ toiw, >w< did almost sweat uWu to ;;w;; beaw 
^.^ The ^-^ pwide upon them, ^w^ that their :3 vewy UwU wabouw 
uWu Was uWu to them ÚwÚ as a x3 painting. :3 Nyow ^w^ this x3 masque 
uWu Was uWu cwied >w< incompawabwe; ^-^ and >_> th' ÚwÚ ensuing night 
^-^ Made it a UwU foow ^-^ and beggar. ^.^ The x3 two >_< kings, 
>_< Equaw ^-^ in x3 wustwe, were now best, now OwO wowst, 
:33 As presence >w< did present xDD them: xDD him ^-^ in eye 
OwO stiww xDD him ^-^ in x3 pwaise; ^-^ and being present both, 
>_< 'Twas ^-^ said :33 they OwO saw but :3 onye, ^-^ and xDD nyo discerner 
x3 Duwst UwU wag ^.^ his tongue ^-^ in censure. When uWu these >_> suns- 
:3 Fow ;;w;; so :33 they >_< phwase x3 'em-by their ÚwÚ hewawds x3 chawweng'd 
^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe >_> spiwits uWu to ^w^ awms, :33 they >w< did :33 pewfowm 
:3 Beyond uWu thought's x3 compass, ^w^ that uWu fowmew fabulous ^.^ stowy, 
ÚwÚ Being now seen possible ^w^ enyough, ^w^ got >_> cwedit, 
:33 That ^.^ Bevis >_> was ÚwÚ bewiev'd. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. OwO O, :33 you ^w^ go x3 faw! 
NORFOLK. :33 As ^-^ I belong uWu to :33 wowship, ^-^ and >_< affect 
^.^ In >w< honyouw ^.^ honyesty, >w< the ^w^ twact :3 of >_> ev'wything 
>w< Wouwd :3 by a ^w^ good :3 discouwsew ;;w;; wose ÚwÚ some OwO wife 
Which :3 action's >_> sewf >_> was tongue :33 to. ;;w;; Aww >_> was ^w^ woyaw: 
>_< To >w< the ;;w;; disposing :3 of it :33 nyought ÚwÚ webeww'd; 
>_> Owdew ÚwÚ gave uWu each >_> thing ÚwÚ view. ^.^ The :33 office >w< did 
Distinctly ^.^ his full ^.^ function. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. >_< Who >w< did :3 guide- 
^-^ I ;;w;; mean, ;;w;; who ^w^ set >w< the body ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ wimbs 
Of ^w^ this >_> gweat >_> spowt xDD togethew, ÚwÚ as :33 you :3 guess? 
NORFOLK. >_> Onye, :33 cewtes, ^w^ that xDD pwomises xDD nyo xDD ewement 
^.^ In >_< such a >_> businyess. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, :33 who, >_> my >_> wowd? 
NORFOLK. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ this >_> was xDD owd'wed :3 by >w< the ^w^ good discretion 
Of >w< the >w< wight reverend Cardinal :3 of >_> Yowk. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^.^ The devil >_< speed uWu him! :33 Nyo man's pie is xDD fweed 
^w^ Fwom ^.^ his ambitious >w< fingew. :3 What ^w^ had UwU he 
>_< To do ^-^ in uWu these :3 fiewce ÚwÚ vanyities? ^-^ I x3 wondew 
:33 That >_< such a keech ^w^ can xDD with ^.^ his :3 vewy >_> buwk 
Take :3 up >w< the ÚwÚ ways uWu o' >_> th' UwU benyeficiaw sun, 
And :3 keep it OwO fwom >w< the earth. 
NORFOLK. >w< Suwewy, sir, 
Thewe's ^-^ in xDD him stuff ^w^ that puts xDD him uWu to uWu these x3 ends; 
^.^ Fow, being UwU nyot propp'd :3 by ancestry, :3 whose ^.^ gwace 
^.^ Chawks successors their OwO way, >_< nyow call'd upon 
:3 Fow >_> high >w< feats ^w^ donye uWu to >_> th' ^w^ cwown, ^w^ nyeithew ÚwÚ awwied 
>_< To :3 eminyent :33 assistants, but ^.^ spidew-wike, 
>_> Out :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ sewf-dwawing uWu web, x3 'a xDD gives uWu us UwU nyote 
^.^ The ÚwÚ fowce :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ own UwU mewit ^-^ makes ^.^ his xDD way- 
xDD A :3 gift ^w^ that :3 heaven xDD gives for :3 him, xDD which buys 
xDD A :3 pwace UwU nyext uWu to >w< the UwU King. 
UwU ABEWGAVENNY. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell 
:3 What :3 heaven hath ÚwÚ given x3 him-wet ÚwÚ some :33 gwavew eye 
Pierce uWu into ^-^ that; but ^-^ I ^w^ can see ^.^ his ^-^ pwide 
ÚwÚ Peep through uWu each ^.^ pawt :3 of ^-^ him. Whence has UwU he that? 
UwU If UwU nyot OwO fwom uWu heww, >w< the devil is a OwO nyiggawd 
>_> Ow has ÚwÚ given ;;w;; aww :3 befowe, ^-^ and UwU he begins 
xDD A xDD nyew uWu heww ^-^ in ^.^ himsewf. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^.^ Why >w< the ÚwÚ deviw, 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ this :33 Fwench going x3 out, took UwU he upon :3 him- 
>_< Without >w< the >_> pwivity uWu o' >_> th' uWu King-t' appoint 
>_< Who OwO shouwd ^-^ attend on him? He ^-^ makes :3 up >w< the >_< fiwe 
Of ;;w;; aww >w< the ;;w;; gentwy; for >w< the :3 most ^.^ pawt >_< such 
>_< To whom ÚwÚ as >_> gweat a charge ÚwÚ as ^-^ wittwe >w< honyouw 
He OwO meant uWu to lay ;;w;; upon; ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ own >_> wettew, 
^.^ The >w< honyouwabwe board :3 of OwO counciw x3 out, 
ÚwÚ Must fetch xDD him ^-^ in UwU he :33 papews. 
UwU ABEWGAVENNY. ^-^ I do >_< knyow 
:3 Kinsmen :3 of uWu minye, xDD thwee :3 at >w< the least, ^w^ that have 
By ^w^ this ;;w;; so ^-^ sicken'd their estates ^w^ that UwU nyevew 
xDD They >_< shaww x3 abound ÚwÚ as ;;w;; fowmewwy. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. OwO O, uWu many 
>_< Have ^.^ bwoke their ;;w;; backs xDD with ^.^ waying ÚwÚ manyows on >w< 'em 
:3 Fow ^w^ this >_> gweat >_< jouwnyey. :3 What >w< did ^w^ this vanity 
xDD But minister >_< communyication :3 of 
xDD A :3 most x3 poow issue? 
NORFOLK. >_> Gwievingwy ^-^ I xDD think 
^.^ The peace between >w< the :33 Fwench ^-^ and uWu us UwU nyot ;;w;; vawues 
^.^ The cost ^w^ that >w< did ^.^ concwude uWu it. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. Every ;;w;; man, 
uWu Aftew >w< the hideous ^-^ stowm ^w^ that x3 fowwow'd, >_> was 
xDD A >_> thing ÚwÚ inspiw'd, UwU and, UwU nyot ^w^ consuwting, ^.^ bwoke 
>w< Into a ^-^ genyewaw prophecy-that ^w^ this >_< tempest, 
ÚwÚ Dashing >w< the >w< gawment :3 of ^w^ this OwO peace, uWu aboded 
^.^ The xDD sudden x3 bweach on't. 
NORFOLK. Which is :33 budded :33 out; 
:3 Fow >_< Fwance hath xDD fwaw'd >w< the OwO weague, ^-^ and hath ^-^ attach'd 
>_< Ouw merchants' OwO goods :3 at ÚwÚ Bowdeaux. 
UwU ABEWGAVENNY. Is it x3 thewefowe 
Th' :33 ambassadow is :33 siwenc'd? 
NORFOLK. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ is't. 
UwU ABEWGAVENNY. xDD A xDD pwopew tide :3 of a OwO peace, ^-^ and :33 puwchas'd 
x3 At a ÚwÚ supewfwuous ;;w;; wate! 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. :3 Why, ;;w;; aww ^w^ this business 
>_< Ouw reverend Cardinal :33 cawwied. 
NORFOLK. >w< Wike it ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, 
^.^ The ^.^ state >_> takes >_< nyotice :3 of >w< the private >_> diffewence 
>_< Betwixt :33 you ^-^ and >w< the :33 Cawdinyaw. ^-^ I >_> advise >w< you- 
And ^w^ take it OwO fwom a :33 heawt ^w^ that UwU wishes ^.^ towawds :33 you 
^.^ Honyouw ^-^ and >_> pwenteous ;;w;; safety-that :33 you UwU wead 
^.^ The :33 Cawdinyaw's ÚwÚ mawice ^-^ and ^.^ his ^w^ potency 
;;w;; Togethew; uWu to uWu considew ÚwÚ fuwthew, ^w^ that 
:3 What ^.^ his >_> high hatred :3 wouwd ÚwÚ effect ^-^ wants UwU nyot 
xDD A minister ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< powew. You >_< knyow ^.^ his UwU nyatuwe, 
:33 That ÚwÚ he's :3 wevengefuw; ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< knyow ^.^ his >_< swowd 
uWu Hath a :33 shawp >w< edge-it's long OwO and't ^w^ may >_< be ^-^ said 
>_> It >_> weaches far, ^-^ and >w< whewe 'twill UwU nyot extend, 
x3 Thithew UwU he :3 dawts uWu it. :3 Bosom :3 up >_> my ^-^ counsew 
>_< You'ww find it :33 whowesome. :3 Wo, >w< whewe ÚwÚ comes ^w^ that x3 wock 
:33 That ^-^ I >_> advise ^-^ youw >_< shunnying. 

^-^ Entew :3 CAWDINyAW UwU WOWSEY, >w< the ^.^ puwse :33 bownye :33 befowe 
:3 him, x3 cewtain :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ guawd, ^-^ and x3 two :33 SECWETAWIES 
xDD with :33 papews. ^.^ The :3 CAWDINyAW ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> passage >_< fixeth ^.^ his 
eye on ÚwÚ BUCKINGHAM, ^-^ and BUCKINGHAM on :3 him, 
x3 both full :3 of ^.^ disdain 

^w^ WOWSEY. ^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of Buckingham's UwU suwveyow? Ha! 
^.^ Whewe's ^.^ his examination? 
ÚwÚ SECWETAWY. >_> Hewe, ;;w;; so UwU pwease ÚwÚ you. 
^w^ WOWSEY. Is UwU he ^-^ in :33 pewson ^-^ weady? 
ÚwÚ SECWETAWY. x3 Ay, UwU pwease ^-^ youw Grace. 
^w^ WOWSEY. xDD Weww, ;;w;; we >_< shaww :33 then >_< knyow ^-^ mowe, ^-^ and xDD Buckingham 
>_< shaww ^.^ wessen ^w^ this :3 big look. 
Exeunt ÚwÚ WOWSEY ^-^ and ^.^ his >w< twain 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^.^ This butcher's ^-^ cuw is >_> venyom-mouth'd, ^-^ and ^-^ I 
>_< Have UwU nyot >w< the ÚwÚ powew uWu to ÚwÚ muzzwe xDD him; x3 thewefowe uWu best 
uWu Nyot wake xDD him ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 swumbew. xDD A UwU beggaw's book 
x3 Outwowths a UwU nyobwe's >w< bwood. 
NORFOLK. ^w^ What, are :33 you >_< chaf'd? 
Ask >_> God for temp'rance; UwU that's >_> th' ^.^ appwiance :3 onwy 
Which ^-^ youw OwO disease :3 wequiwes. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ I UwU wead :33 in's OwO wooks 
Matter ÚwÚ against me, ^-^ and ^.^ his eye UwU weviw'd 
;;w;; Me ÚwÚ as ^.^ his >w< abject ;;w;; object. x3 At ^w^ this >w< instant 
He uWu bowes :33 me xDD with ÚwÚ some >_< twick. He's ^w^ gonye uWu to >_> th' OwO King; 
>_< I'ww ^w^ fowwow, ^-^ and outstare ^-^ him. 
NORFOLK. Stay, >_> my lord, 
And let ^-^ youw :3 weason xDD with ^-^ youw choler >w< question 
:3 What ÚwÚ 'tis :33 you ^w^ go UwU about. >_< To ^-^ cwimb OwO steep ^.^ hiwws 
xDD Wequiwes ^-^ swow pace :3 at first. UwU Angew is OwO wike 
xDD A full hot ^.^ howse, ;;w;; who being allow'd ^.^ his OwO way, 
ÚwÚ Sewf-mettwe >w< tiwes ^-^ him. uWu Nyot a man ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand 
>_> Can >_> advise :33 me OwO wike you; >_< be uWu to :33 youwsewf 
:33 As :33 you :3 wouwd uWu to ^-^ youw OwO fwiend. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. >_< I'ww uWu to >w< the :3 King, 
And OwO fwom a uWu mouth :3 of >w< honyouw :3 quite ^.^ cwy OwO down 
^.^ This ^w^ Ipswich :3 fewwow's insolence; >w< ow :33 pwocwaim 
Thewe's >_> diffewence ^-^ in xDD nyo persons. 
NORFOLK. ;;w;; Be advis'd: 
>_> Heat UwU nyot a furnace for ^-^ youw OwO foe ;;w;; so hot 
:33 That it do uWu singe yourself. OwO We ^w^ may >w< outwun 
By >_< viowent :3 swiftnyess ^w^ that xDD which ;;w;; we run >w< at, 
And ;;w;; wose :3 by OwO ovew-wunnying. x3 Knyow :33 you UwU nyot 
^.^ The ^w^ fiwe ^w^ that mounts >w< the liquor >w< tiww't run ^.^ o'ew 
^.^ In seeming uWu to augment it xDD wastes it? ;;w;; Be :33 advis'd. 
^-^ I say ;;w;; again >w< thewe is xDD nyo ÚwÚ Engwish ^w^ souw 
x3 Mowe >_< stwongew uWu to ;;w;; diwect :33 you than ÚwÚ youwsewf, 
UwU If xDD with >w< the OwO sap :3 of :3 weason :33 you :3 wouwd quench 
>_> Ow but >w< awway >w< the ^w^ fiwe :3 of xDD passion. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. x3 Siw, 
^-^ I am ^w^ thankfuw uWu to ^.^ you, ^-^ and >_< I'ww ^w^ go :3 awong 
By ^-^ youw UwU pwescwiption; but ^w^ this OwO top-pwoud fellow- 
^-^ Whom OwO fwom >w< the >_> fwow :3 of >_> gan ^-^ I name not, but 
^w^ Fwom ^.^ sincewe :3 motions, :3 by intelligence, 
And proofs ÚwÚ as UwU cweaw ÚwÚ as founts ^-^ in July uWu when 
OwO We see uWu each UwU gwain :3 of OwO gwavew-I do >_< knyow 
>_< To >_< be :33 cowwupt ^-^ and treasonous. 
NORFOLK. Say UwU nyot treasonous. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. >_< To >_> th' OwO King >_< I'ww uWu say't, ^-^ and uWu make >_> my ^.^ vouch ÚwÚ as strong 
:33 As ^w^ showe :3 of x3 wock. UwU Attend: ^w^ this UwU howy fox, 
>_> Ow OwO wowf, >w< ow :3 both-fow UwU he is xDD equaw rav'nous 
:33 As UwU he is subtle, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as >_> pwonye uWu to ÚwÚ mischief 
:33 As able uWu to ÚwÚ pewfowm't, ^.^ his ;;w;; mind ^-^ and :3 pwace 
^-^ Infecting >w< onye another, >w< yea, uWu wecipwocawwy- 
^w^ Onwy uWu to ^w^ show ^.^ his uWu pomp ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ^-^ in >_< Fwance 
:33 As ÚwÚ hewe :3 at ;;w;; home, :3 suggests >w< the OwO King x3 ouw ^w^ mastew 
>_< To ^w^ this last xDD costwy ^-^ tweaty, >_> th' :3 intewview 
:33 That swallowed ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >w< tweasuwe ^-^ and OwO wike a x3 gwass 
ÚwÚ Did x3 bweak ^.^ i' >_> th' x3 wwenching. 
NORFOLK. ^-^ Faith, ^-^ and ;;w;; so it did. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. Pray, >w< give :33 me favour, sir; ^w^ this cunning :3 cawdinyaw 
^.^ The >_< awticwes uWu o' >_> th' :33 combinyation OwO dwew 
:33 As himself pleas'd; ^-^ and :33 they were ratified 
:33 As UwU he uWu cwied :3 'Thus let be' uWu to ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much UwU end 
:33 As >w< give a OwO cwutch uWu to >_> th' xDD dead. xDD But x3 ouw x3 Count-Cawdinyaw 
:3 Has ^w^ donye ^w^ this, ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis :3 weww; for ^-^ wowthy ;;w;; Wowsey, 
>_< Who ;;w;; cannyot uWu eww, UwU he >w< did uWu it. :3 Nyow ^w^ this uWu fowwows, 
Which, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ take ^w^ it, is a uWu kind :3 of ^.^ puppy 
>_< To >_> th' old uWu dam treason: ÚwÚ Chawwes >w< the OwO Empewow, 
Under uWu pwetence uWu to see >w< the Queen ^.^ his aunt- 
:3 Fow x3 'twas uWu indeed ^.^ his :33 cowouw, but UwU he came 
>_< To :3 whispew Wolsey-here ^-^ makes ;;w;; visitation- 
:33 His >_> feaws were ^w^ that >w< the :3 intewview ÚwÚ betwixt 
;;w;; Engwand ^-^ and >_< Fwance :33 might through their xDD amity 
xDD Bweed xDD him ÚwÚ some OwO pwejudice; for OwO fwom ^w^ this OwO weague 
>_< Peep'd :33 hawms ^w^ that menac'd him-privily 
Deals xDD with x3 ouw UwU Cawdinyaw; UwU and, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I x3 twow- 
Which ^-^ I do UwU weww, for ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe >w< the xDD Empewow 
^-^ Paid ^-^ ewe UwU he promis'd; :3 wheweby ^.^ his ^-^ suit >_> was granted 
Ere it >_> was >w< ask'd-but uWu when >w< the x3 way >_> was x3 made, 
And UwU pav'd xDD with :3 gowd, >w< the xDD Empewow UwU thus ^w^ desiw'd, 
:33 That UwU he :3 wouwd UwU pwease uWu to alter >w< the King's ^w^ couwse, 
And x3 bweak >w< the ^-^ fowesaid >_< peace. Let >w< the OwO King :33 knyow, 
:33 As UwU soon UwU he >_< shaww :3 by me, ^w^ that UwU thus >w< the Cardinal 
^w^ Does :3 buy ^-^ and :3 seww ^.^ his >w< honyouw ÚwÚ as UwU he ^-^ pweases, 
And for ^.^ his ^-^ own >_< advantage. 
NORFOLK. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy 
>_< To >_> heaw ^w^ this :3 of :3 him, ^-^ and ^-^ couwd :33 wish UwU he were 
^w^ Something mistaken ;;w;; in't. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot a ^.^ sywwabwe: 
^-^ I do :33 pwonyounce xDD him ^-^ in ^w^ that :3 vewy shape 
He >_< shaww ÚwÚ appeaw ^-^ in uWu pwoof. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ BWANDON, a ;;w;; SEWGEANT-AT-AWMS :33 befowe :3 him, 
^-^ and x3 two >w< ow xDD thwee :3 of >w< the :3 guawd 

BRANDON. ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; office, >_< sewgeant: :33 execute uWu it. 
^w^ SEWGEANT. x3 Siw, 
^w^ My lord >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ^-^ Buckingham, ^-^ and uWu Eaww 
Of xDD Hewefowd, Stafford, ^-^ and x3 Nyowthampton, ^-^ I 
Arrest ÚwÚ thee :3 of >_> high ;;w;; tweason, ^-^ in >w< the name 
Of x3 ouw :3 most sovereign UwU King. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. x3 Wo ^.^ you, >_> my lord, 
^.^ The x3 nyet has ^w^ faww'n upon me! ^-^ I >_< shaww perish 
Under ;;w;; device ^-^ and uWu pwactice. 
BRANDON. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy 
>_< To see :33 you xDD ta'en OwO fwom liberty, uWu to >w< wook on 
^.^ The business present; ÚwÚ 'tis ^.^ his ^-^ Highnyess' pleasure 
You >_< shaww uWu to >_> th' >_> Towew. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. >_> It >w< wiww :33 hewp OwO nyothing 
>_< To xDD pwead mine >w< innyocence; for ^w^ that dye is on :33 me 
Which ^-^ makes >_> my >_< whit'st ^.^ pawt ^-^ bwack. ^.^ The >w< wiww :3 of heav'n 
;;w;; Be ^w^ donye ^-^ in ^w^ this ^-^ and ;;w;; aww xDD things! ^-^ I obey. 
O >_> my xDD Wowd x3 Abewga'ny, fare :33 you well! 
BRANDON. Nay, UwU he must ;;w;; beaw :33 you x3 company. 
^w^ [To ABERGAVENNY] ^.^ The OwO King 
Is pleas'd :33 you >_< shaww uWu to >_> th' :3 Towew, :3 tiww :33 you >_< knyow 
UwU How UwU he determines further. 
UwU ABEWGAVENNY. :33 As >w< the xDD Duke ^w^ said, 
^.^ The >w< wiww :3 of :3 heaven >_< be x3 donye, ^-^ and >w< the King's pleasure 
By :33 me ÚwÚ obey'd. 
BRANDON. uWu Hewe is warrant OwO fwom 
^.^ The OwO King uWu t' x3 attach xDD Wowd ^w^ Montacute ^-^ and >w< the >_< bodies 
Of >w< the Duke's confessor, :33 John UwU de ^.^ wa ^w^ Caw, 
uWu Onye ÚwÚ Giwbewt ^w^ Peck, ^.^ his xDD chancewwow- 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; So, so! 
These are >w< the ^w^ wimbs uWu o' >_> th' plot; xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, ^-^ I ^-^ hope. 
BRANDON. xDD A OwO monk uWu o' >_> th' x3 Chawtweux. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. OwO O, ^-^ Nyichowas ^.^ Hopkins? 
BRANDON. ;;w;; He. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ My ^-^ suwveyow is UwU fawse. ^.^ The ^-^ o'ew-gweat Cardinal 
uWu Hath UwU show'd xDD him :3 gowd; >_> my OwO wife is spann'd uWu awweady. 
^-^ I am >w< the uWu shadow :3 of x3 poow ^-^ Buckingham, 
>_< Whose uWu figuwe uWu even ^w^ this >w< instant ^-^ cwoud puts on 
By dark'ning >_> my UwU cweaw :3 sun. ^w^ My lord, farewell. 
Exeunt 




>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE 2. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The OwO Counciw Chamber 

UwU Cownyets. ^-^ Entew UwU KING HENRY, OwO weanying on >w< the UwU CAWDINyAW'S >_< shouwdew, >w< the UwU NyOBWES, 
^-^ and ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS LOVELL, xDD with >_> othews. ^.^ The :3 CAWDINyAW places himself 
^.^ undew >w< the ÚwÚ KING'S feet on ^.^ his >w< wight >w< side 

uWu KING. ^w^ My OwO wife :3 itsewf, ^-^ and >w< the uWu best :33 heawt :3 of ^w^ it, 
Thanks :33 you for ^w^ this >_> gweat x3 cawe; ^-^ I >w< stood ^.^ i' >_> th' ;;w;; wevew 
Of a >_< fuww-chawg'd >_< confedewacy, ^-^ and >w< give UwU thanks 
>_< To :33 you ^w^ that OwO chok'd uWu it. Let >_< be call'd :33 befowe uWu us 
:33 That gentleman :3 of UwU Buckingham's. ^.^ In :33 pewson 
>_< I'ww >_> heaw ^.^ his x3 confessions >_> justify; 
And point :3 by point >w< the >_> tweasons :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ mastew 
He >_< shaww ;;w;; again >w< wewate. 

xDD A noise ;;w;; within, OwO cwying ÚwÚ 'Woom for >w< the x3 Queen!' 
^-^ Entew >w< the ^w^ QUEEN, :33 ushew'd :3 by >w< the ^.^ DUKES UwU OF >_> NyOWFOWK 
^-^ and >w< SUFFOWK; she x3 knyeews. ^.^ The UwU KING uWu wiseth 
OwO fwom ^.^ his xDD state, >_> takes ;;w;; hew xDD up, kisses ^-^ and placeth ;;w;; hew 
:3 by xDD him 

>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. Nay, ;;w;; we must >_> wongew kneel: ^-^ I am uWu suitow. 
uWu KING. ^-^ Awise, ^-^ and ^w^ take :3 pwace :3 by :33 us. ^w^ Hawf ^-^ youw ^-^ suit 
^.^ Nyevew name uWu to xDD us: :33 you have :3 hawf x3 ouw >_< powew. 
^.^ The x3 othew >_< moiety ^-^ ewe :33 you ask is ;;w;; given; 
ÚwÚ Wepeat ^-^ youw will, ^-^ and ^w^ take uWu it. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. uWu Thank ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
:33 That :33 you :3 wouwd :33 wove ÚwÚ youwsewf, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ that :33 wove 
uWu Nyot ^.^ unconsidewed uWu weave ^-^ youw >w< honyouw >_< nyow 
^.^ The >w< dignyity :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; office, is >w< the point 
Of >_> my uWu petition. 
uWu KING. :33 Wady uWu minye, ;;w;; pwoceed. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. ^-^ I am solicited, UwU nyot :3 by a ^w^ few, 
And those :3 of OwO twue ^.^ condition, ^w^ that ^-^ youw ^-^ subjects 
;;w;; Awe ^-^ in >_> gweat x3 gwievance: >w< thewe have OwO been commissions 
OwO Sent OwO down xDD among >w< 'em xDD which hath xDD fwaw'd >w< the :33 heawt 
Of ;;w;; aww their loyalties; UwU whewein, ^w^ awthough, 
^w^ My ^w^ good xDD Wowd Cardinal, :33 they vent UwU wepwoaches 
uWu Most uWu bittewwy on :33 you ÚwÚ as putter-on 
Of uWu these OwO exactions, yet >w< the OwO King x3 ouw xDD mastew- 
>_< Whose >w< honyouw >_> Heaven >_< shiewd OwO fwom ^.^ soiw!-even UwU he x3 escapes UwU nyot 
UwU Wanguage OwO unmannyewwy; >w< yea, >_< such xDD which x3 bweaks 
^.^ The sides :3 of ;;w;; woyawty, ^-^ and almost ;;w;; appeaws 
^.^ In ÚwÚ woud rebellion. 
NORFOLK. uWu Nyot almost appears- 
>_> It x3 doth ;;w;; appeaw; ^-^ fow, upon uWu these taxations, 
^.^ The clothiers >w< aww, UwU nyot able uWu to >_> maintain 
^.^ The uWu many uWu to them 'longing, have put :3 of 
^.^ The ;;w;; spinstews, :33 cawdews, uWu fuwwews, ^w^ weavews, ;;w;; who 
xDD Unfit for x3 othew >_< wife, >_< compeww'd :3 by hunger 
And x3 wack :3 of x3 othew x3 means, ^-^ in :33 despewate >w< mannyew 
^-^ Dawing >_> th' :33 event uWu to >_> th' teeth, are ;;w;; aww ^-^ in ^-^ upwoaw, 
And danger serves xDD among uWu them. 
uWu KING. ^-^ Taxation! 
OwO Whewein? ^-^ and what :3 taxation? ^w^ My xDD Wowd Cardinal, 
You ^w^ that are ^.^ bwam'd for it UwU awike xDD with us, 
x3 Knyow :33 you :3 of ^w^ this :3 taxation? 
^w^ WOWSEY. x3 Pwease ^.^ you, sir, 
^-^ I >_< knyow but :3 of a :33 singwe ^.^ pawt ^-^ in :3 aught 
OwO Pewtains uWu to >_> th' xDD state, ^-^ and UwU fwont but ^-^ in ^w^ that >_< fiwe 
;;w;; Whewe ÚwÚ othews tell >_< steps xDD with >w< me. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. x3 Nyo, >_> my lord! 
You >_< knyow xDD nyo :33 mowe than OwO othews! xDD But :33 you ;;w;; fwame 
:33 Things ^w^ that are known xDD awike, xDD which are UwU nyot :33 whowesome 
>_< To those xDD which :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< knyow them, ^-^ and yet must 
>_< Pewfowce >_< be their ^.^ acquaintance. These OwO exactions, 
ÚwÚ Wheweof >_> my sovereign :3 wouwd have >w< nyote, :33 they are 
uWu Most >w< pestiwent uWu to >_> th' hearing; ^-^ and uWu to ;;w;; beaw >w< 'em 
^.^ The >_< back is uWu sacwifice uWu to >_> th' load. xDD They say 
xDD They are devis'd :3 by ^.^ you, >w< ow else :33 you :3 suffew 
:33 Too :33 hawd :3 an ^w^ excwamation. 
uWu KING. UwU Stiww exaction! 
^.^ The ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 of it? ^.^ In what kind, let's :33 knyow, 
Is ^w^ this exaction? 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ much x3 too venturous 
^.^ In tempting :3 of ^-^ youw >_> patience, but am :3 bowd'nyed 
Under ^-^ youw >_< pwomis'd xDD pawdon. ^.^ The ^.^ subjects' grief 
^w^ Comes through commissions, xDD which compels OwO fwom uWu each 
^.^ The sixth ^.^ pawt :3 of ^.^ his :3 substance, uWu to >_< be xDD wevied 
>_< Without >w< deway; ^-^ and >w< the uWu pwetence for ^w^ this 
Is >_> nyam'd ^-^ youw ^.^ waws ^-^ in >_< Fwance. ^.^ This ^-^ makes xDD bowd >_< mouths; 
Tongues ^-^ spit their >_< duties x3 out, ^-^ and >_< cowd ^-^ heawts UwU fweeze 
Allegiance ^-^ in ^.^ them; their ;;w;; cuwses now 
ÚwÚ Wive >w< whewe their ^.^ pwayews ^w^ did; ^-^ and it's come uWu to ^w^ pass 
^.^ This ^-^ twactabwe ÚwÚ obedience is a slave 
>_< To uWu each :33 incensed :3 wiww. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ youw Highness 
>w< Wouwd >w< give it quick x3 considewation, for 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo x3 pwimew >_> businyess. 
uWu KING. By >_> my >_< wife, 
^.^ This is ÚwÚ against x3 ouw ^.^ pweasuwe. 
^w^ WOWSEY. And for me, 
^-^ I have xDD nyo further ^w^ gonye ^-^ in ^w^ this than :3 by 
xDD A :33 singwe x3 voice; ^-^ and ^w^ that UwU nyot >_< pass'd :33 me but 
By >_> weawnyed :33 appwobation :3 of >w< the >_> judges. UwU If ^-^ I am 
:33 Twaduc'd :3 by ignorant tongues, xDD which ^w^ nyeithew >_< knyow 
^w^ My faculties >_< nyow person, yet >w< wiww >_< be 
^.^ The chronicles :3 of >_> my ^.^ doing, let :33 me say 
'Tis but >w< the >_> fate :3 of place, ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ wough ;;w;; bwake 
:33 That virtue must ^w^ go :3 thwough. OwO We must UwU nyot OwO stint 
>_< Ouw >w< nyecessawy actions ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ feaw 
>_< To OwO cope malicious :3 censuwews, xDD which ^-^ evew 
:33 As rav'nous OwO fishes do a uWu vessew x3 fowwow 
:33 That is >w< nyew-twimm'd, but benefit xDD nyo further 
uWu Than :3 vainwy :33 wonging. :3 What ;;w;; we oft do best, 
By ÚwÚ sick ^w^ intewpwetews, once ^w^ weak ones, is 
uWu Nyot UwU ouws, >w< ow UwU nyot x3 awwow'd; what OwO wowst, ÚwÚ as oft 
^-^ Hitting a >_< gwossew quality, is uWu cwied :3 up 
:3 Fow x3 ouw uWu best ^.^ act. UwU If ;;w;; we >_< shaww >_< stand ^.^ stiww, 
^.^ In ^w^ feaw x3 ouw ÚwÚ motion >w< wiww >_< be >w< mock'd >w< ow ^-^ cawp'd >w< at, 
OwO We OwO shouwd ^w^ take root ÚwÚ hewe >w< whewe ;;w;; we sit, >w< ow ÚwÚ sit 
State-statues ^w^ onwy. 
uWu KING. :33 Things ^w^ donye ^w^ weww 
And xDD with a OwO cawe x3 exempt >w< themsewves OwO fwom fear: 
:33 Things ^w^ donye :33 without ;;w;; exampwe, ^-^ in their ^.^ issue 
;;w;; Awe uWu to >_< be OwO feaw'd. >_< Have :33 you a precedent 
Of ^w^ this ÚwÚ commission? ^-^ I believe, UwU nyot any. 
OwO We must UwU nyot rend x3 ouw ^-^ subjects OwO fwom x3 ouw x3 waws, 
And >_> stick them ^-^ in x3 ouw :3 wiww. ÚwÚ Sixth ^.^ pawt :3 of OwO each? 
xDD A trembling :3 contwibution! :3 Why, ;;w;; we ^w^ take 
^w^ Fwom >_> evewy UwU twee ^.^ wop, xDD bawk, ^-^ and ^.^ pawt uWu o' >_> th' timber; 
And though ;;w;; we uWu weave it xDD with a root, UwU thus >w< hack'd, 
^.^ The air >w< wiww drink >w< the sap. >_< To >_> evewy county 
;;w;; Whewe ^w^ this is x3 question'd ^.^ send x3 ouw :33 wettews xDD with 
Free >w< pawdon uWu to uWu each man ^w^ that has >w< denyied 
^.^ The ÚwÚ fowce :3 of ^w^ this xDD commission. Pray, >w< wook :3 tot; 
^-^ I put it uWu to ^-^ youw xDD cawe. 
^w^ WOWSEY. x3 [Aside uWu to >w< the UwU SECWETAWY] xDD A :3 wowd xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
Let >w< thewe >_< be :33 wettews ^.^ wwit uWu to >_> evewy ^-^ shiwe 
Of >w< the King's ^.^ gwace ^-^ and xDD pawdon. ^.^ The :33 gwieved OwO commons 
Hardly ÚwÚ conceive :3 of me-let it >_< be ^-^ nyois'd 
:33 That through x3 ouw intercession ^w^ this UwU wevokement 
And >w< pawdon :33 comes. ^-^ I >_< shaww uWu anyon >_> advise :33 you 
>_> Fuwthew ^-^ in >w< the xDD pwoceeding. x3 Exit SECRETARY 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; SUWVEYOW 

>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy ^w^ that >w< the xDD Duke :3 of xDD Buckingham 
Is run ^-^ in ^-^ youw :33 dispweasuwe. 
uWu KING. >_> It ÚwÚ gwieves :33 many. 
^.^ The gentleman is >w< weawn'd ^-^ and a :3 most ÚwÚ wawe speaker; 
>_< To ;;w;; nyatuwe none :33 mowe bound; ^.^ his :3 twainying >_< such 
:33 That UwU he ^w^ may UwU fuwnyish ^-^ and instruct >_> gweat >w< teachews 
And UwU nyevew >w< seek for >_< aid :33 out :3 of ^.^ himsewf. ^w^ Yet see, 
When uWu these ;;w;; so ^-^ nyobwe uWu benyefits >_< shaww >_< pwove 
uWu Nyot ^w^ weww ÚwÚ dispos'd, >w< the ;;w;; mind growing once ^w^ cowwupt, 
xDD They ^w^ tuwn uWu to x3 vicious xDD fowms, >_< ten xDD times :33 mowe ^.^ ugwy 
uWu Than ^-^ evew :33 they were fair. ^.^ This man ;;w;; so ^-^ compwete, 
>_< Who >_> was enroll'd >_> 'mongst UwU wondews, ^-^ and uWu when ^-^ we, 
>_> Awmost xDD with ravish'd list'ning, ^-^ couwd UwU nyot find 
:33 His hour :3 of >_> speech a :33 minyute-he, >_> my xDD wady, 
uWu Hath uWu into monstrous habits put >w< the :3 gwaces 
:33 That once were uWu his, ^-^ and is ^-^ become ÚwÚ as >w< bwack 
:33 As >_> if xDD besmeaw'd ^-^ in hell. >w< Sit :3 by x3 us; :33 you >_< shaww ÚwÚ heaw- 
^.^ This >_> was ^.^ his gentleman ^-^ in trust-of xDD him 
:33 Things uWu to ;;w;; stwike >w< honyouw uWu sad. OwO Bid xDD him ^-^ wecount 
^.^ The fore-recited x3 pwactices, xDD wheweof 
OwO We ;;w;; cannyot feel x3 too OwO wittwe, >_> heaw x3 too ^-^ much. 
^w^ WOWSEY. :33 Stand forth, ^-^ and xDD with xDD bowd ÚwÚ spiwit ÚwÚ wewate what ^.^ you, 
uWu Most OwO wike a :33 cawefuw subject, have collected 
>_> Out :3 of >w< the xDD Duke :3 of uWu Buckingham. 
uWu KING. OwO Speak freely. 
:3 SUWVEYOW. ^-^ Fiwst, it >_> was :33 usuaw xDD with xDD him-evewy x3 day 
>_> It :3 wouwd ÚwÚ infect ^.^ his ÚwÚ speech-that >_> if >w< the OwO King 
^.^ Shouwd :33 without ^.^ issue ^-^ die, he'll x3 cawwy it ;;w;; so 
>_< To uWu make >w< the >w< sceptwe >w< his. These :3 vewy >_> wowds 
>w< I've heard xDD him ;;w;; uttew uWu to ^.^ his >_< son-in-waw, 
xDD Wowd x3 Abewga'ny, uWu to whom :3 by oath UwU he menac'd 
:3 Wevenge upon >w< the :33 Cawdinyaw. 
^w^ WOWSEY. x3 Pwease ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, UwU nyote 
^.^ This ^w^ dangewous OwO conception ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 point: 
uWu Nyot :33 fwiended :3 by ^.^ his wish, uWu to ^-^ youw >_> high :33 pewson 
:33 His >w< wiww is :3 most >w< mawignyant, ^-^ and it xDD stwetches 
:3 Beyond :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw uWu fwiends. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. ^w^ My >w< weawn'd xDD Wowd Cardinal, 
^.^ Dewivew ;;w;; aww xDD with >_< chawity. 
uWu KING. OwO Speak >_< on. 
UwU How grounded UwU he ^.^ his title uWu to >w< the crown 
ÚwÚ Upon x3 ouw fail? >_< To ^w^ this point UwU hast >w< thou heard xDD him 
x3 At :33 any :3 time UwU speak ^.^ aught? 
:3 SUWVEYOW. He >_> was brought uWu to ^w^ this 
By a uWu vain ^-^ pwophecy :3 of ^-^ Nyichowas :3 Henton. 
uWu KING. :3 What >_> was ^w^ that :33 Henton? 
:3 SUWVEYOW. x3 Siw, a Chartreux :3 fwiaw, 
:33 His confessor, ;;w;; who xDD fed xDD him >_> evewy ^-^ minyute 
With >_> wowds :3 of sovereignty. 
uWu KING. UwU How know'st >w< thou xDD this? 
:3 SUWVEYOW. uWu Nyot long :33 befowe ^-^ youw Highness >w< sped uWu to France, 
^.^ The xDD Duke being :3 at >w< the Rose, >_> within >w< the :3 pawish 
^-^ Saint >_> Wawwence uWu Pouwtnyey, >w< did :3 of :33 me demand 
:3 What >_> was >w< the >_> speech xDD among >w< the Londoners 
^-^ Concewnying >w< the :33 Fwench >_< jouwnyey. ^-^ I ^.^ wepwied 
>w< Men UwU feaw'd >w< the :33 Fwench :3 wouwd >_< pwove perfidious, 
>_< To >w< the King's :3 dangew. ^.^ Pwesentwy >w< the xDD Duke 
>_< Said x3 'twas >w< the ^w^ feaw uWu indeed ^-^ and ^w^ that UwU he ;;w;; doubted 
>_> 'Twouwd >_< pwove >w< the verity :3 of x3 cewtain >_> wowds 
Spoke :3 by a UwU howy OwO monk >w< 'that :3 oft' x3 says UwU he 
^.^ 'Hath >_> sent uWu to me, :3 wishing :33 me uWu to :3 pewmit 
:33 John UwU de ^.^ wa ^w^ Caw, >_> my :33 chapwain, a :33 choice hour 
>_< To >_> heaw OwO fwom xDD him a :3 mattew :3 of ÚwÚ some ^w^ moment; 
^-^ Whom after ^.^ undew >w< the OwO confession's ;;w;; seaw 
He ^.^ sowemnwy ^w^ had ^w^ swown ^w^ that what UwU he ^-^ spoke 
^w^ My chaplain uWu to xDD nyo OwO cweatuwe >_< wiving but 
>_< To :33 me OwO shouwd uWu uttew, xDD with ^-^ demuwe uWu confidence 
^.^ This pausingly >_< ensu'd: "Neither >w< the OwO King >_< nyow's :3 heiws, 
Tell :33 you >w< the Duke, >_< shaww OwO pwospew; :33 bid xDD him ^-^ stwive 
>_< To x3 gain >w< the :33 wove uWu o' >_> th' >w< commonyawty; >w< the xDD Duke 
ÚwÚ Shaww >w< govewn England."' 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. UwU If ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you UwU weww, 
You were >w< the Duke's ;;w;; suwveyow, ^-^ and :33 wost ^-^ youw :33 office 
:3 On >w< the ;;w;; compwaint uWu o' >_> th' >_< tenyants. Take ^w^ good heed 
You charge UwU nyot ^-^ in ^-^ youw spleen a ^-^ nyobwe :33 pewson 
And :33 spoiw ^-^ youw ^-^ nyobwew >w< souw. ^-^ I say, ^w^ take heed; 
^w^ Yes, ;;w;; heawtiwy uWu beseech ÚwÚ you. 
uWu KING. Let xDD him >_< on. 
:3 Go ^w^ fowwawd. 
:3 SUWVEYOW. :3 On >_> my ^w^ souw, >_< I'ww UwU speak but xDD twuth. 
^-^ I >_< towd >_> my lord >w< the Duke, :3 by >_> th' ^.^ deviw's illusions 
^.^ The OwO monk :33 might >_< be deceiv'd, ^-^ and ^w^ that x3 'twas ^w^ dangewous 
for xDD him 
>_< To :3 wuminyate on ^w^ this ;;w;; so far, x3 untiw 
>_> It forg'd xDD him ÚwÚ some uWu design, which, being :33 bewiev'd, 
>_> It >_> was ÚwÚ much OwO wike uWu to do. He OwO answew'd >_< 'Tush, 
>_> It ^w^ can do :33 me xDD nyo damage'; >_> adding further 
UwU That, ^w^ had >w< the OwO King ^-^ in ^.^ his last >_< sicknyess ^-^ faiw'd, 
^.^ The :33 Cawdinyaw's ^-^ and :3 Siw ;;w;; Thomas Lovell's UwU heads 
^.^ Shouwd have ^w^ gonye ^.^ off. 
uWu KING. Ha! x3 what, ;;w;; so ;;w;; wank? :3 Ah ha! 
Thewe's ÚwÚ mischief ^-^ in ^w^ this man. ^w^ Canst >w< thou say ;;w;; fuwthew? 
:3 SUWVEYOW. ^-^ I can, >_> my OwO wiege. 
uWu KING. ;;w;; Pwoceed. 
:3 SUWVEYOW. ÚwÚ Being :3 at >_> Gweenwich, 
uWu Aftew ^-^ youw Highness ^w^ had reprov'd >w< the xDD Duke 
About :3 Siw x3 Wiwwiam x3 Buwmew- 
uWu KING. ^-^ I remember 
Of >_< such a ^w^ time: being >_> my ^w^ swown :33 sewvant, 
^.^ The xDD Duke xDD wetain'd xDD him >w< his. xDD But on: what >w< hence? 
:3 SUWVEYOW. 'If' ^-^ quoth UwU he 'I for ^w^ this ^w^ had OwO been ^w^ committed- 
:33 As uWu to >w< the x3 Towew ^-^ I >_< thought-I :3 wouwd have >_< pway'd 
^.^ The ^.^ pawt >_> my father OwO meant uWu to :3 act upon 
Th' >_< usuwpew ^.^ Wichawd; :33 who, being :3 at ^-^ Sawisbuwy, 
^-^ Made ^-^ suit uWu to come :33 in's ÚwÚ pwesence, xDD which >_> if granted, 
:33 As UwU he uWu made :33 sembwance :3 of ^.^ his duty, :3 wouwd 
>_< Have put ^.^ his UwU knyife uWu into ^.^ him.' 
uWu KING. xDD A ÚwÚ giant xDD twaitow! 
^w^ WOWSEY. xDD Nyow, ÚwÚ madam, ^w^ may ^.^ his Highness >_< wive ^-^ in :3 fweedom, 
And ^w^ this man :33 out :3 of ^w^ pwison? 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. >_> God :33 mend >_> aww! 
uWu KING. Thewe's x3 something :33 mowe :3 wouwd :33 out :3 of UwU thee: what x3 say'st? 
:3 SUWVEYOW. uWu Aftew x3 'the xDD Duke ^.^ his father' xDD with >w< the ;;w;; 'knyife,' 
He UwU stwetch'd :3 him, UwU and, xDD with >w< onye UwU hand on ^.^ his dagger, 
UwU Anyothew spread ;;w;; on's breast, ^.^ mounting ^.^ his uWu eyes, 
He >w< did >w< dischawge a horrible xDD oath, :3 whose ^.^ tenyouw 
:3 Was, were UwU he x3 eviw uWu us'd, UwU he :3 wouwd >w< outgo 
:33 His father :3 by ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as a xDD pewfowmance 
^w^ Does :3 an uWu iwwesowute ÚwÚ puwpose. 
uWu KING. Thewe's ^.^ his period, 
>_< To xDD sheath ^.^ his UwU knyife ^-^ in :33 us. He is ^-^ attach'd; 
x3 Caww xDD him uWu to present :3 twiaw. UwU If UwU he ^w^ may 
Find :33 mewcy ^-^ in >w< the uWu waw, ÚwÚ 'tis his; >_> if none, 
Let xDD him UwU nyot ÚwÚ seek't :3 of :33 us. By x3 day ^-^ and >_< nyight! 
He's UwU twaitow uWu to >_> th' xDD height. Exeunt 




>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN ^-^ and UwU WOWD ^w^ SANDYS 

CHAMBERLAIN. Is't possible >w< the OwO spewws :3 of >_< Fwance OwO shouwd :3 juggwe 
>w< Men uWu into >_< such ^-^ stwange >_> mystewies? 
^-^ SANDYS. :33 Nyew customs, 
OwO Though :33 they >_< be UwU nyevew ;;w;; so ;;w;; widicuwous, 
Nay, let >w< 'em >_< be >_> unmanwy, yet are UwU fowwow'd. 
CHAMBERLAIN. :33 As far ÚwÚ as ^-^ I see, ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ good x3 ouw ÚwÚ Engwish 
>_< Have ^w^ got :3 by >w< the OwO wate voyage is but UwU mewewy 
xDD A >w< fit >w< ow x3 two uWu o' >_> th' xDD face; but :33 they are ^-^ shwewd >w< onyes; 
:3 Fow uWu when :33 they hold ^w^ 'em, :33 you :3 wouwd xDD sweaw directly 
uWu Theiw :3 vewy noses ^w^ had OwO been counsellors 
>_< To ^.^ Pepin >w< ow x3 Cwothawius, :33 they :3 keep ^.^ state >_< so. 
^-^ SANDYS. xDD They have ;;w;; aww xDD nyew :33 wegs, ^-^ and OwO wame >w< onyes. uWu Onye :3 wouwd ^w^ take ^w^ it, 
:33 That UwU nyevew OwO saw >w< 'em pace :3 befowe, >w< the >_< spavin 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ spwinghawt reign'd xDD among x3 'em. 
CHAMBERLAIN. x3 Death! >_> my lord, 
uWu Theiw ^-^ cwothes are after >_< such a >_< pagan cut to't, 
:33 That ^w^ suwe >_> th' have worn :33 out OwO Chwistendom. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS x3 WOVEWW 

UwU How OwO nyow? 
:3 What OwO nyews, :3 Siw ;;w;; Thomas ^.^ Woveww? 
LOVELL. ^-^ Faith, >_> my lord, 
^-^ I >_> heaw :3 of none but >w< the xDD nyew ;;w;; pwocwamation 
xDD That's ÚwÚ cwapp'd upon >w< the >w< couwt ^-^ gate. 
CHAMBERLAIN. :3 What ^w^ is't for? 
LOVELL. ^.^ The >w< wefowmation :3 of x3 ouw >_> twaveww'd ;;w;; gawwants, 
:33 That fill >w< the >w< couwt xDD with q-quawwews, ^.^ tawk, ^-^ and ^w^ taiwows. 
CHAMBERLAIN. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad ÚwÚ 'tis >w< thewe. :3 Nyow ^-^ I :3 wouwd pray x3 ouw ^.^ monsieuws 
>_< To xDD think :3 an ÚwÚ Engwish ^w^ couwtiew ^w^ may >_< be UwU wise, 
And UwU nyevew see >w< the uWu Wouvwe. 
LOVELL. xDD They must ^w^ eithew, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; so run >w< the conditions, uWu weave those xDD wemnyants 
Of UwU foow ^-^ and :33 feathew ^w^ that :33 they ^w^ got ^-^ in France, 
With ;;w;; aww their >w< honyouwabwe UwU points :3 of x3 ignyowance 
>_> Pewtainying :33 theweunto-as UwU fights ^-^ and fireworks; 
UwU Abusing xDD bettew ^-^ men than :33 they ^w^ can be, 
>_> Out :3 of a ^-^ foweign >_< wisdom-wenyouncing :33 cwean 
^.^ The faith :33 they have ^-^ in xDD tennyis, ^-^ and xDD taww >_< stockings, 
>w< Showt ;;w;; bwist'wed OwO bweeches, ^-^ and those ^w^ types :3 of >_< twavew 
And understand ;;w;; again OwO wike uWu honyest men, 
>_> Ow pack uWu to their old UwU pwayfewwows. There, ^-^ I ^w^ take ^w^ it, 
xDD They ;;w;; may, UwU cum :33 pwiviwegio, >_< weaw xDD away 
^.^ The ;;w;; wag UwU end :3 of their ^.^ wewdnyess ^-^ and >_< be >_< waugh'd at. 
^-^ SANDYS. 'Tis :3 time uWu to >w< give >w< 'em ^-^ physic, their >w< diseases 
;;w;; Awe x3 gwown ;;w;; so :3 catching. 
CHAMBERLAIN. :3 What a OwO woss x3 ouw ladies 
Will have :3 of uWu these trim ÚwÚ vanyities! 
LOVELL. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, 
;;w;; Thewe >w< wiww >_< be xDD woe UwU indeed, ÚwÚ wowds: >w< the x3 swy whoresons 
>_< Have ^w^ got a :33 speeding trick uWu to lay OwO down ÚwÚ wadies. 
xDD A :33 Fwench ÚwÚ song ^-^ and a >_< fiddwe has xDD nyo fellow. 
^-^ SANDYS. ^.^ The devil >_< fiddwe 'em! ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad :33 they are >_< going, 
:3 Fow ^w^ suwe >_< thewe's xDD nyo OwO convewting x3 'em. :3 Nyow 
;;w;; An uWu honyest xDD countwy lord, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am, >w< beaten 
xDD A long :3 time :33 out :3 of uWu pway, ^w^ may >_< bwing ^.^ his >w< pwainsong 
And have :3 an hour :3 of hearing; UwU and, by'r Lady, 
^.^ Hewd OwO cuwwent music >_< too. 
CHAMBERLAIN. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, xDD Wowd Sandys; 
;;w;; Youw >_< cowt's ÚwÚ tooth is UwU nyot ÚwÚ cast yet. 
^-^ SANDYS. x3 Nyo, >_> my lord, 
>_> Nyow >_< shaww UwU nyot :33 whiwe ^-^ I have a :3 stamp. 
CHAMBERLAIN. :3 Siw >_> Thomas, 
uWu Whithew were :33 you x3 a-going? 
LOVELL. >_< To >w< the >w< Cawdinyaw's; 
;;w;; Youw OwO wowdship is a x3 guest >_< too. 
CHAMBERLAIN. OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis OwO twue; 
^.^ This night UwU he ^-^ makes a x3 suppew, ^-^ and a >_> gweat :3 onye, 
>_< To uWu many ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and uWu wadies; >w< thewe >w< wiww >_< be 
^.^ The beauty :3 of ^w^ this >w< kingdom, >_< I'ww >_> assuwe ÚwÚ you. 
LOVELL. :33 That >_< chuwchman >_< beaws a bounteous ;;w;; mind UwU indeed, 
xDD A UwU hand ÚwÚ as :33 fwuitfuw ÚwÚ as >w< the ^w^ wand ^w^ that >w< feeds x3 us; 
:33 His ^w^ dews x3 faww OwO evewywhewe. 
CHAMBERLAIN. :33 Nyo ÚwÚ doubt ÚwÚ he's :3 nyobwe; 
He ^w^ had a >w< bwack uWu mouth ^w^ that ^-^ said x3 othew :3 of ^-^ him. 
^-^ SANDYS. He ;;w;; may, >_> my OwO wowd; has uWu whewewithaw. ^.^ In xDD him 
ÚwÚ Spawing :3 wouwd ^w^ show a worse x3 sin than ^w^ iww >w< doctwinye: 
>w< Men :3 of ^.^ his x3 way OwO shouwd >_< be :3 most liberal, 
xDD They are ^w^ set ÚwÚ hewe for xDD exampwes. 
CHAMBERLAIN. OwO Twue, :33 they are uWu so; 
xDD But OwO few now >w< give ;;w;; so >_> gweat >w< onyes. ^w^ My :33 bawge stays; 
;;w;; Youw OwO wowdship >_< shaww :3 awong. uWu Come, ^w^ good :3 Siw >_> Thomas, 
OwO We >_< shaww >_< be OwO wate :33 ewse; xDD which ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot be, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >_> was ^-^ spoke x3 to, xDD with :3 Siw Henry >_> Guiwdfowd, 
^.^ This night uWu to >_< be comptrollers. 
^-^ SANDYS. ^-^ I am ^-^ youw :33 wowdship's. Exeunt 




>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The >_> Pwesence Chamber ^-^ in York Place 

>w< Hautboys. xDD A xDD smaww ^-^ tabwe ^.^ undew a ^.^ state for >w< the Cardinal, 
a >_> wongew ^-^ tabwe for >w< the >w< guests. UwU Then UwU entew x3 ANNyE BULLEN, 
^-^ and divers x3 othew :3 WADIES ^-^ and ^-^ GENTWEMEN, ÚwÚ as guests, :3 at >w< onye >w< doow; 
:3 at uWu anyothew :33 doow UwU entew ÚwÚ SIW >_> HENWY :33 GUIWDFOWD 

;;w;; GUIWDFOWD. :33 Wadies, a ^-^ genyewaw >_< wewcome OwO fwom ^.^ his Grace 
Salutes xDD ye all; ^w^ this night UwU he >_> dedicates 
>_< To ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ content ^-^ and ÚwÚ you. UwU Nyonye ;;w;; hewe, UwU he ^-^ hopes, 
^.^ In ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ^-^ nyobwe bevy, has brought xDD with ;;w;; hew 
uWu Onye OwO cawe xDD abwoad; UwU he :3 wouwd have ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as uWu mewwy 
UwU As, first, ^w^ good ^w^ company, ^w^ good x3 winye, ^w^ good uWu wewcome, 
>_> Can uWu make ^w^ good people. 

^-^ Entew UwU WOWD CHAMBERLAIN, UwU WOWD ;;w;; SANDYS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ SIW 
OwO THOMAS x3 WOVEWW 

OwO O, >_> my lord, y'are x3 tawdy, 
^.^ The :3 vewy :3 thought :3 of ^w^ this ^.^ faiw company 
>w< Cwapp'd uWu wings uWu to >w< me. 
CHAMBERLAIN. You are ;;w;; young, :3 Siw Harry Guildford. 
^-^ SANDYS. :3 Siw ;;w;; Thomas Lovell, ^w^ had >w< the Cardinal 
xDD But :3 hawf >_> my lay ;;w;; thoughts ^-^ in :3 him, ÚwÚ some :3 of uWu these 
^.^ Shouwd find a running banquet ^-^ ewe :33 they :3 wested 
^-^ I xDD think :3 wouwd xDD bettew UwU pwease x3 'em. By >_> my >_< wife, 
xDD They are a sweet :3 society :3 of ^.^ faiw >w< onyes. 
LOVELL. O ^w^ that ^-^ youw OwO wowdship were but now confessor 
>_< To >w< onye >w< ow x3 two :3 of ^w^ these! 
^-^ SANDYS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^.^ wewe; 
xDD They OwO shouwd find >_< easy penance. 
LOVELL. ^-^ Faith, how :3 easy? 
^-^ SANDYS. :33 As >_< easy ÚwÚ as a OwO down bed :3 wouwd ;;w;; affowd uWu it. 
CHAMBERLAIN. ^-^ Sweet :3 wadies, >w< wiww it UwU pwease :33 you sit? :3 Siw OwO Hawwy, 
Place :33 you ^w^ that UwU side; >_< I'ww ^w^ take >w< the charge :3 of this. 
:33 His Grace is xDD ent'wing. Nay, :33 you must UwU nyot freeze: 
>_< Two :33 women ^-^ pwac'd x3 togethew ^-^ makes >_< cowd x3 weathew. 
^w^ My xDD Wowd Sandys, :33 you are >w< onye >w< wiww :3 keep >w< 'em ^-^ waking: 
xDD Pway ÚwÚ sit between uWu these ÚwÚ wadies. 
^-^ SANDYS. By >_> my faith, 
And UwU thank ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. By ^-^ youw leave, sweet ÚwÚ wadies. 
UwU [Seats himself between x3 ANNyE xDD BUWWEN ^-^ and uWu anyothew lady] 
UwU If ^-^ I >_> chance uWu to ^-^ tawk a ^-^ wittwe xDD wiwd, x3 fowgive x3 me; 
^-^ I ^w^ had it OwO fwom >_> my :33 fathew. 
xDD ANNyE. uWu Was UwU he >_> mad, >_> siw? 
^-^ SANDYS. OwO O, :3 vewy >_> mad, :3 exceeding >_> mad, ^-^ in :33 wove >_< too. 
xDD But UwU he :3 wouwd bite ^w^ nyonye; UwU just ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do uWu nyow, 
He :3 wouwd >_> kiss :33 you twenty xDD with a >_> bweath. UwU [Kisses >_> hew] 
CHAMBERLAIN. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; So, now y'are uWu faiwwy uWu seated. :33 Gentwemen, 
^.^ The ^-^ penyance ^w^ wies on :33 you >_> if uWu these ^.^ faiw ladies 
OwO Pass xDD away ^-^ fwownying. 
^-^ SANDYS. :3 Fow >_> my ^-^ wittwe >_> cuwe, 
Let :33 me alone. 

>w< Hautboys. ^-^ Entew :3 CAWDINyAW UwU WOWSEY, ^.^ attended; ^-^ and 
>_> takes ^.^ his ^.^ state 

^w^ WOWSEY. Y'are uWu wewcome, >_> my ^.^ faiw >w< guests. :33 That ^-^ nyobwe lady 
>_> Ow gentleman ^w^ that is UwU nyot xDD fweewy uWu mewwy 
Is UwU nyot >_> my OwO fwiend. This, uWu to ^w^ confiwm >_> my UwU wewcome- 
And uWu to :33 you >w< aww, ^w^ good :3 heawth! xDD [Dwinks] 
^-^ SANDYS. ;;w;; Youw Grace is ÚwÚ nyobwe. 
Let :33 me have >_< such a UwU boww ^w^ may hold >_> my UwU thanks 
And >_< save :33 me ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much talking. 
^w^ WOWSEY. ^w^ My xDD Wowd Sandys, 
^-^ I am >w< behowding uWu to ÚwÚ you. xDD Cheew ^-^ youw neighbours. 
:33 Wadies, :33 you are UwU nyot ^w^ mewwy. :33 Gentwemen, 
>_< Whose x3 fauwt is xDD this? 
^-^ SANDYS. ^.^ The ^.^ wed ^.^ winye >_> fiwst must rise 
^.^ In their ^.^ faiw uWu cheeks, >_> my OwO wowd; :33 then ;;w;; we >_< shaww have >w< 'em 
^w^ Tawk uWu us uWu to ^-^ siwence. 
xDD ANNyE. You are a uWu mewwy ÚwÚ gamestew, 
^w^ My xDD Wowd >_> Sandys. 
^-^ SANDYS. ^w^ Yes, >_> if ^-^ I uWu make >_> my play. 
Here's uWu to ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wadyship; ^-^ and pledge ^w^ it, ÚwÚ madam, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to >_< such a xDD thing- 
xDD ANNyE. You ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ show >w< me. 
^-^ SANDYS. ^-^ I >_< towd ^-^ youw Grace :33 they :3 wouwd ^-^ tawk ;;w;; anyon. 
UwU [Dwum ^-^ and trumpet. xDD Chambews ;;w;; dischawg'd] 
^w^ WOWSEY. What's that? 
CHAMBERLAIN. ÚwÚ Wook :33 out there, ÚwÚ some :3 of xDD ye. x3 Exit a uWu SEWVANT 
^w^ WOWSEY. :3 What ;;w;; wawwike >_> voice, 
And uWu to what ^w^ end, is xDD this? Nay, :3 wadies, ^w^ feaw not: 
By ;;w;; aww >w< the OwO waws :3 of ^-^ waw y'are :3 pwiviweg'd. 

^-^ We-entew uWu SEWVANT 

CHAMBERLAIN. UwU How OwO nyow! what is't? 
>_< SEWVANT. xDD A ^-^ nyobwe :33 twoop :3 of ;;w;; stwangews- 
:3 Fow ;;w;; so :33 they >_> seem. Th' have UwU weft their :33 bawge ^-^ and ;;w;; wanded, 
And ÚwÚ hithew >_< make, ÚwÚ as >_> gweat ;;w;; ambassadows 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ foweign princes. 
^w^ WOWSEY. Good xDD Wowd Chamberlain, 
^.^ Go, >w< give >w< 'em ^.^ wewcome; :33 you ^w^ can UwU speak >w< the :33 Fwench tongue; 
And pray >_> weceive >w< 'em ^w^ nyobwy ^-^ and >_> conduct >w< 'em 
>w< Into x3 ouw ÚwÚ pwesence, >w< whewe ^w^ this :3 heaven :3 of beauty 
ÚwÚ Shaww shine :3 at full upon uWu them. ^.^ Some ^-^ attend ^-^ him. 
x3 Exit ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN attended. ;;w;; Aww rise, ^-^ and OwO tabwes uWu wemov'd 
You have now a x3 bwoken >w< banquet, but x3 we'ww :33 mend uWu it. 
xDD A ^w^ good digestion uWu to :33 you all; ^-^ and once :33 mowe 
^-^ I :3 show'w a >_< wewcome on uWu ye; >_< wewcome ÚwÚ aww. 

>w< Hautboys. ^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, ^-^ and others, ÚwÚ as maskers, 
xDD habited OwO wike shepherds, :33 ushew'd :3 by >w< the UwU WOWD CHAMBERLAIN. 
xDD They ^w^ pass directly :33 befowe >w< the xDD CAWDINyAW, 
^-^ and >w< gwacefuwwy salute xDD him 

xDD A ^-^ nyobwe uWu company! :3 What are their OwO pweasuwes? 
CHAMBERLAIN. Because :33 they UwU speak xDD nyo ^w^ Engwish, UwU thus :33 they xDD pway'd 
>_< To tell ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, that, having heard :3 by fame 
Of ^w^ this ;;w;; so ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw ^.^ assembwy 
^.^ This night uWu to meet ;;w;; hewe, :33 they ^-^ couwd do xDD nyo UwU wess, 
>_> Out :3 of >w< the >_> gweat ^w^ wespect :33 they ;;w;; beaw uWu to OwO beauty, 
xDD But uWu weave their UwU fwocks UwU and, ^.^ undew ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw ^w^ conduct, 
^.^ Cwave uWu weave uWu to ^-^ view uWu these ladies ^-^ and entreat 
;;w;; An hour :3 of ^-^ wevews xDD with x3 'em. 
^w^ WOWSEY. >w< Say, xDD Wowd Chamberlain, 
xDD They have ^w^ donye >_> my x3 poow house grace; for xDD which ^-^ I ^-^ pay >w< 'em 
xDD A >_> thousand xDD thanks, ^-^ and pray >w< 'em ^w^ take their >_> pweasuwes. 
;;w;; [They uWu choose ÚwÚ wadies. ^.^ The UwU KING ÚwÚ chooses x3 ANNyE x3 BUWWEN] 
uWu KING. ^.^ The ^-^ faiwest UwU hand ^-^ I ^-^ evew UwU touch'd! O OwO beauty, 
xDD Tiww now ^-^ I UwU nyevew ^-^ knyew ^-^ thee! [Music. >_> Dance] 
^w^ WOWSEY. ^w^ My lord! 
CHAMBERLAIN. ;;w;; Youw >_> Gwace? 
^w^ WOWSEY. xDD Pway tell >w< 'em UwU thus ÚwÚ much OwO fwom ^.^ me: 
;;w;; Thewe OwO shouwd >_< be >w< onye ^.^ amongst ^w^ 'em, :3 by ^.^ his person, 
x3 Mowe ^-^ wowthy ^w^ this :3 pwace than myself; uWu to whom, 
UwU If ^-^ I but ^-^ knyew :3 him, xDD with >_> my :33 wove ^-^ and >_> duty 
^-^ I :3 wouwd surrender uWu it. 
CHAMBERLAIN. ^-^ I will, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
UwU [He >_> whispews uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ maskews] 
^w^ WOWSEY. :3 What say x3 they? 
CHAMBERLAIN. >_> Such a :3 onye, :33 they ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ confess, 
;;w;; Thewe is uWu indeed; xDD which :33 they :3 wouwd have ^-^ youw Grace 
Find x3 out, ^-^ and UwU he >w< wiww ^w^ take uWu it. 
^w^ WOWSEY. Let :33 me see, ^w^ then. [Comes OwO fwom ^.^ his :33 state] 
By ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw ^w^ good ;;w;; weaves, gentlemen, ÚwÚ hewe >_< I'ww uWu make 
^w^ My ;;w;; woyaw xDD choice. 
uWu KING. OwO [Unmasking] >w< Ye have x3 found :3 him, :33 Cawdinyaw. 
You hold a ^.^ faiw assembly; :33 you do UwU weww, ^-^ wowd. 
You are a >_> chuwchman, >_< ow, >_< I'ww tell ^.^ you, Cardinal, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd judge now OwO unhappiwy. 
^w^ WOWSEY. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad 
;;w;; Youw Grace is x3 gwown ;;w;; so ÚwÚ pweasant. 
uWu KING. ^w^ My xDD Wowd Chamberlain, 
^-^ Pwithee come ^-^ hithew: what ^.^ faiw ^w^ wady's that? 
CHAMBERLAIN. An't UwU pwease ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, :3 Siw ;;w;; Thomas x3 Buwwen's 
ÚwÚ daughtew- 
^.^ The OwO Viscount >_> Wochfowd-onye :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ Highnyess' OwO women. 
uWu KING. By :33 heaven, she is a >_> dainty ^w^ onye. ^-^ Sweet heart, 
^-^ I were unmannerly uWu to ^w^ take :33 you :33 out 
And UwU nyot uWu to >_> kiss ÚwÚ you. xDD A ;;w;; heawth, gentlemen! 
Let it ^w^ go uWu wound. 
^w^ WOWSEY. :3 Siw ;;w;; Thomas Lovell, is >w< the banquet ready 
>_< I' >_> th' privy chamber? 
LOVELL. ^w^ Yes, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^w^ WOWSEY. ;;w;; Youw ^.^ Gwace, 
^-^ I fear, xDD with dancing is a ^-^ wittwe heated. 
uWu KING. ^-^ I fear, x3 too ^-^ much. 
^w^ WOWSEY. Thewe's ÚwÚ fweshew ;;w;; aiw, >_> my lord, 
^.^ In >w< the UwU nyext UwU chambew. 
uWu KING. Lead ^-^ in ^-^ youw :3 wadies, ev'ry ^w^ onye. ^-^ Sweet ;;w;; pawtnyew, 
^-^ I must UwU nyot yet forsake ÚwÚ you. xDD Wet's >_< be UwU mewwy: 
Good >_> my xDD Wowd Cardinal, ^-^ I have :3 hawf a dozen healths 
>_< To drink uWu to uWu these ^.^ faiw :3 wadies, ^-^ and a :3 measuwe 
>_< To ÚwÚ wead >w< 'em once UwU again; ^-^ and :33 then let's dream 
:33 Who's uWu best ^-^ in :33 favouw. Let >w< the music uWu knyock uWu it. 
;;w;; Exeunt, xDD with trumpets 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

^w^ Westminstew. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew x3 two ^-^ GENTWEMEN, :3 at ;;w;; sevewaw ^w^ doows 

ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. uWu Whithew xDD away ;;w;; so xDD fast? 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. OwO O, >_> God >_< save ;;w;; ye! 
Ev'n uWu to >w< the :33 Haww, uWu to >_> heaw what >_< shaww ^-^ become 
Of >w< the >_> gweat xDD Duke :3 of uWu Buckingham. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. >_< I'ww >_< save :33 you 
:33 That ^.^ wabouw, ^-^ siw. >w< Aww's now ^w^ donye but >w< the :3 cewemony 
Of bringing >_< back >w< the prisoner. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Wewe :33 you ÚwÚ thewe? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Yes, UwU indeed, >_> was xDD I. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. Pray, UwU speak what has :3 happen'd. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. You ^w^ may guess quickly UwU what. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. Is UwU he x3 found ^-^ guiwty? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Yes, >_< twuwy is ÚwÚ he, ^-^ and ÚwÚ condemn'd OwO upon't. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy ;;w;; fow't. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. So are a :33 nyumbew >w< mowe. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. >w< But, pray, how >_< pass'd it? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. >_< I'ww tell :33 you ^-^ in a little. ^.^ The >_> gweat ÚwÚ Duke. 
>_< Came uWu to >w< the bar; >w< whewe uWu to ^.^ his accusations 
He x3 pweaded OwO stiww UwU nyot :3 guiwty, ^-^ and ^w^ awweged 
^w^ Many :33 shawp uWu weasons uWu to ;;w;; defeat >w< the >_> waw. 
^.^ The King's attorney, on >w< the :3 contwawy, 
^-^ Uwg'd on >w< the examinations, >_< pwoofs, >w< confessions, 
Of divers uWu witnyesses; xDD which >w< the xDD Duke ;;w;; desiw'd 
>_< To have ^.^ bwought, >_> viva ^-^ voce, uWu to ^.^ his xDD face; 
x3 At xDD which >_< appeaw'd ÚwÚ against xDD him ^.^ his ;;w;; suwveyow, 
:3 Siw ÚwÚ Giwbewt x3 Peck ^.^ his ^w^ chancewwow, ^-^ and :33 John ^w^ Caw, 
Confessor uWu to :3 him, xDD with ^w^ that devil-monk, 
Hopkins, ^w^ that uWu made ^w^ this uWu mischief. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :33 That >_> was UwU he 
:33 That xDD fed xDD him xDD with ^.^ his ^-^ pwophecies? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^.^ The ^w^ same. 
;;w;; Aww uWu these :33 accus'd xDD him strongly, xDD which UwU he :33 fain 
>w< Wouwd have :33 fwung OwO fwom xDD him; but uWu indeed UwU he ^-^ couwd not; 
And ;;w;; so ^.^ his peers, upon ^w^ this evidence, 
>_< Have x3 found xDD him x3 guiwty :3 of >_> high x3 tweason. ^.^ Much 
He >w< spoke, ^-^ and >_> weawnyedwy, for ^-^ wife; but ;;w;; aww 
uWu Was OwO eithew uWu pitied ^-^ in xDD him >w< ow >w< fowgotten. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. uWu Aftew ;;w;; aww ^w^ this, how >w< did UwU he ;;w;; beaw UwU him-sewf 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. When UwU he >_> was brought ;;w;; again uWu to >_> th' bar uWu to >_> heaw 
:33 His ^-^ knyeww xDD wung x3 out, ^.^ his judgment, UwU he >_> was :3 stiww'd 
With >_< such :3 an agony UwU he sweat >_< extwemewy, 
And x3 something ^-^ spoke ^-^ in ÚwÚ chowew, ^w^ iww ^-^ and xDD hasty; 
xDD But UwU he uWu feww uWu to himself >w< again, ^-^ and ;;w;; sweetwy 
^.^ In ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west UwU show'd a :3 most ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ patience. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I do UwU nyot xDD think UwU he >_> feaws ^-^ death. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. uWu Suwe, UwU he does not; 
He UwU nyevew >_> was ;;w;; so >w< womanyish; >w< the >_< cause 
He ^w^ may a ^-^ wittwe ^-^ gwieve at. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. Certainly 
^.^ The Cardinal is >w< the UwU end :3 of this. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. 'Tis ÚwÚ wikewy, 
By ;;w;; aww conjectures: first, Kildare's ;;w;; attaindew, 
UwU Then xDD deputy :3 of Ireland, ;;w;; who ^w^ wemov'd, 
uWu Eaww >_> Suwwey >_> was >_> sent :3 thithew, ^-^ and ^-^ in haste OwO too, 
ÚwÚ West UwU he OwO shouwd :33 hewp ^.^ his :33 fathew. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :33 That trick :3 of ^.^ state 
uWu Was a ;;w;; deep :33 envious ^w^ onye. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. x3 At ^.^ his ^w^ wetuwn 
:33 Nyo ÚwÚ doubt UwU he >w< wiww requite uWu it. ^.^ This is :33 nyoted, 
And :33 genyewawwy: :3 whoevew >w< the OwO King favours 
^.^ The Cardinal instantly >w< wiww find uWu empwoyment, 
And far :33 enyough OwO fwom >w< couwt >_< too. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Aww >w< the OwO commons 
Hate xDD him OwO pewnyiciouswy, UwU and, uWu o' >_> my ;;w;; conscience, 
Wish xDD him >_< ten fathom ^-^ deep: ^w^ this xDD Duke ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much 
xDD They :33 wove ^-^ and ÚwÚ dote >w< on; UwU caww xDD him bounteous ^-^ Buckingham, 
^.^ The :3 miwwow :3 of ;;w;; aww xDD couwtesy- 

^-^ Entew BUCKINGHAM OwO fwom ^.^ his :33 awwaignment, UwU tip-staves 
:33 befowe xDD him; >w< the ^w^ axe xDD with >w< the OwO edge ^.^ towawds xDD him; :33 hawbewds 
on uWu each UwU side; :33 accompanyied xDD with ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS 
LOVELL, ÚwÚ SIW UwU NyICHOWAS VAUX, ÚwÚ SIW WILLIAM ;;w;; SANDYS, 
^-^ and UwU common x3 peopwe, etc. 

ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. Stay there, sir, 
And see >w< the ^-^ nyobwe OwO wuin'd man :33 you UwU speak >_< of. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. xDD Wet's >_< stand UwU cwose, ^-^ and uWu behowd ^-^ him. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ good x3 peopwe, 
You ^w^ that UwU thus far have come uWu to :33 pity me, 
Hear what ^-^ I say, ^-^ and :33 then ^w^ go home ^-^ and ;;w;; wose >w< me. 
^-^ I have ^w^ this x3 day >_> weceiv'd a OwO twaitow's judgment, 
And :3 by ^w^ that name must :33 die; yet, :3 heaven ;;w;; beaw x3 witnyess, 
And >_> if ^-^ I have a ;;w;; conscience, let it ^.^ sink :33 me 
uWu Even ÚwÚ as >w< the ^w^ axe ^w^ fawws, >_> if ^-^ I >_< be UwU nyot >w< faithfuw! 
^.^ The :3 waw ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw xDD nyo ÚwÚ mawice for >_> my :33 death: 
ÚwÚ 'T has x3 donye, upon >w< the ^.^ pwemises, but >_> justice. 
xDD But those ^w^ that sought it ^-^ I ^-^ couwd :33 wish :33 mowe >w< Chwistians. 
;;w;; Be what :33 they will, ^-^ I ;;w;; heawtiwy x3 fowgive 'em; 
^w^ Yet let >w< 'em >w< wook :33 they xDD gwowy UwU nyot ^-^ in ÚwÚ mischief 
>_> Nyow >w< buiwd their evils on >w< the xDD gwaves :3 of >_> gweat men, 
:3 Fow :33 then >_> my ÚwÚ guiwtwess UwU bwood must ^.^ cwy ÚwÚ against x3 'em. 
:3 Fow further OwO wife ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU wowwd ^-^ I >w< nye'ew hope 
>_> Nyow >w< wiww ^-^ I sue, although >w< the OwO King have mercies 
x3 Mowe than ^-^ I dare uWu make >w< fauwts. You OwO few ^w^ that :3 wov'd :33 me 
And dare >_< be xDD bowd uWu to UwU weep for ^-^ Buckingham, 
:33 His ^-^ nyobwe >w< fwiends ^-^ and fellows, whom uWu to uWu weave 
Is :3 onwy OwO bittew uWu to :3 him, :3 onwy >w< dying, 
:3 Go xDD with :33 me OwO wike ^w^ good angels uWu to >_> my >_> end; 
And ÚwÚ as >w< the long >w< divowce :3 of ^-^ steew ;;w;; fawws on :33 me 
Make :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ pwayews >w< onye sweet ÚwÚ sacwifice, 
And lift >_> my ^w^ souw uWu to >w< heaven. Lead ;;w;; on, a God's name. 
LOVELL. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, for charity, 
UwU If ^-^ evew :33 any ÚwÚ mawice ^-^ in ^-^ youw :33 heawt 
^.^ Wewe :3 hid ÚwÚ against me, now uWu to x3 fowgive :33 me frankly. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. :3 Siw ;;w;; Thomas Lovell, ^-^ I ÚwÚ as >w< fwee x3 fowgive :33 you 
:33 As ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be uWu fowgiven. ^-^ I x3 fowgive ÚwÚ aww. 
;;w;; Thewe ;;w;; cannyot >_< be those numberless >_> offences 
^.^ 'Gainst :33 me ^w^ that ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ take peace with. :33 Nyo >w< bwack >_< envy 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< mawk >_> my :33 gwave. Commend :33 me uWu to ^.^ his >_< Gwace; 
And >_> if UwU he UwU speak :3 of ^-^ Buckingham, pray tell xDD him 
You >_< met xDD him :3 hawf ^-^ in >w< heaven. ^w^ My OwO vows ^-^ and ^.^ pwayews 
^w^ Yet are >w< the x3 King's, UwU and, :3 tiww >_> my ^w^ souw uWu fowsake, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^.^ cwy for :3 bwessings on ^-^ him. :3 May UwU he >_< wive 
>_< Wongew than ^-^ I have :3 time uWu to tell ^.^ his ;;w;; yeaws; 
x3 Evew ÚwÚ bewov'd ^-^ and >_> woving ^w^ may ^.^ his rule x3 be; 
And uWu when old :3 time ÚwÚ Shaww ÚwÚ wead xDD him uWu to ^.^ his ^w^ end, 
uWu Goodnyess ^-^ and UwU he fill :3 up >w< onye >w< monyument! 
LOVELL. >_< To >_> th' water >w< side ^-^ I must >_> conduct ^-^ youw >_< Gwace; 
UwU Then >w< give >_> my charge :3 up uWu to :3 Siw ^-^ Nyichowas Vaux, 
>_< Who ^w^ undewtakes :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw >_< end. 
>_> VAUX. Prepare >_> thewe; 
^.^ The xDD Duke is UwU coming; see >w< the :33 bawge >_< be ready; 
And >w< fit it xDD with >_< such ^-^ fuwnyituwe ÚwÚ as suits 
^.^ The :3 gweatnyess :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ pewson. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. Nay, :3 Siw x3 Nyichowas, 
Let it ^.^ awonye; >_> my ^.^ state now >w< wiww but ;;w;; mock >w< me. 
When ^-^ I came ÚwÚ hithew ^-^ I >_> was xDD Wowd High uWu Constabwe 
And xDD Duke :3 of :33 Buckingham; uWu nyow, x3 poow uWu Edwawd >w< Bohun. 
^w^ Yet ^-^ I am uWu wichew than >_> my base accusers 
:33 That UwU nyevew ^-^ knyew what >_> twuth UwU meant; ^-^ I now ;;w;; seaw x3 it; 
And xDD with ^w^ that UwU bwood >w< wiww uWu make >w< 'em >w< onye x3 day ^-^ gwoan fort. 
^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ fathew, Henry :3 of ^-^ Buckingham, 
>_< Who >_> fiwst xDD wais'd ^.^ head ÚwÚ against x3 usuwping Richard, 
Flying for succour uWu to ^.^ his servant Banister, 
ÚwÚ Being uWu distwess'd, >_> was :3 by ^w^ that UwU wwetch ^-^ betway'd 
And :33 without ÚwÚ twiaw fell; God's peace >_< be xDD with uWu him! 
Henry >w< the ^w^ Seventh >_< succeeding, >_< twuwy pitying 
^w^ My >_> fathew's :3 woss, OwO wike a :3 most ;;w;; woyaw :33 pwince, 
;;w;; Westow'd :33 me uWu to >_> my >_> honyouws, ^-^ and :33 out :3 of ^-^ wuins 
^-^ Made >_> my name once :33 mowe ÚwÚ nyobwe. :3 Nyow ^.^ his son, 
Henry >w< the xDD Eighth, >_< wife, ;;w;; honyouw, ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww 
:33 That uWu made :33 me >_> happy, :3 at >w< onye ^w^ stwoke has ^.^ taken 
:3 Fow ^-^ evew OwO fwom >w< the world. ^-^ I ^w^ had >_> my UwU twiaw, 
And must xDD nyeeds say a ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; onye; xDD which ^-^ makes :33 me 
xDD A ^-^ wittwe uWu happiew than >_> my >_> wwetched >_< fathew; 
^w^ Yet UwU thus far ;;w;; we are >w< onye ^-^ in >_< fowtunyes: x3 both 
>_> Feww :3 by x3 ouw servants, :3 by those ^-^ men ;;w;; we :3 wov'd :3 most- 
xDD A :3 most unnatural ^-^ and >w< faithwess ^.^ sewvice. 
>_> Heaven has :3 an UwU end ^-^ in ÚwÚ aww. uWu Yet, :33 you ^w^ that >_> heaw me, 
^.^ This OwO fwom a OwO dying man >_> weceive ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ cewtain: 
;;w;; Whewe :33 you are liberal :3 of ^-^ youw >_< woves ^-^ and ^.^ counsews, 
;;w;; Be ^w^ suwe :33 you >_< be UwU nyot >_> woose; for those :33 you uWu make >w< fwiends 
And >w< give ^-^ youw ^-^ heawts x3 to, uWu when :33 they once :3 pewceive 
^.^ The least xDD wub ^-^ in ^-^ youw fortunes, x3 faww xDD away 
>w< Wike water OwO fwom x3 ye, UwU nyevew x3 found ;;w;; again 
xDD But >w< whewe :33 they UwU mean uWu to ^.^ sink xDD ye. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ good x3 peopwe, 
xDD Pway for me! ^-^ I must now forsake uWu ye; >w< the last hour 
Of >_> my long :33 weawy OwO wife is come upon >w< me. 
Farewell; 
And uWu when :33 you :3 wouwd say x3 something ^w^ that is x3 sad, 
OwO Speak how ^-^ I :3 feww. ^-^ I have done; ^-^ and >_> God x3 fowgive me! 
Exeunt BUCKINGHAM ^-^ and >w< twain 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. OwO O, ^w^ this is full :3 of pity! x3 Siw, it >w< cawws, 
^-^ I fear, x3 too uWu many ;;w;; cuwses on their UwU heads 
:33 That were >w< the authors. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. UwU If >w< the xDD Duke >_< be ^-^ guiwtwess, 
'Tis full :3 of :33 woe; yet ^-^ I ^w^ can >w< give :33 you xDD inkwing 
Of :3 an ÚwÚ ensuing UwU eviw, >_> if it :33 faww, 
>w< Gweatew than this. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. Good angels :3 keep it OwO fwom >_> us! 
:3 What ^w^ may it :3 be? You do UwU nyot ÚwÚ doubt >_> my faith, >_> siw? 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^.^ This ;;w;; secwet is ;;w;; so ^w^ weighty, 'twill require 
xDD A strong faith uWu to conceal uWu it. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. Let :33 me have x3 it; 
^-^ I do UwU nyot ^-^ tawk ^-^ much. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I am ^w^ confident. 
You UwU shaww, ^-^ siw. ÚwÚ Did :33 you UwU nyot :3 of OwO wate ^-^ days >_> heaw 
xDD A x3 buzzing :3 of a uWu sepawation 
uWu Between >w< the OwO King ^-^ and >_> Kathawinye? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Yes, but it :3 hewd not; 
:3 Fow uWu when >w< the OwO King once heard ^w^ it, :33 out :3 of :33 angew 
He >_> sent UwU command uWu to >w< the xDD Wowd uWu Mayow straight 
>_< To >w< stop >w< the >_> wumouw ^-^ and >w< awway those tongues 
:33 That durst ^.^ dispewse uWu it. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. xDD But ^w^ that uWu swandew, sir, 
Is x3 found a >_> twuth OwO nyow; for it grows ;;w;; again 
Fresher than e'er it ^w^ was, ^-^ and :3 hewd for x3 cewtain 
^.^ The OwO King >w< wiww venture :3 at uWu it. >w< Eithew >w< the Cardinal 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ some uWu about xDD him uWu nyeaw uWu have, :33 out :3 of ÚwÚ mawice 
>_< To >w< the ^w^ good OwO Queen, :33 possess'd xDD him xDD with a scruple 
:33 That >w< wiww undo x3 hew. >_< To ^w^ confiwm ^w^ this OwO too, 
Cardinal Campeius is ;;w;; awwiv'd ^-^ and ^.^ watewy; 
:33 As ;;w;; aww think, for ^w^ this >_> businyess. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. 'Tis >w< the UwU Cawdinyaw; 
And UwU mewewy uWu to >_< wevenge xDD him on >w< the xDD Empewow 
:3 Fow UwU nyot OwO bestowing on xDD him :3 at ^.^ his ^.^ asking 
^.^ The archbishopric :3 of >_> Towedo, ^w^ this is purpos'd. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I xDD think :33 you have OwO hit >w< the >_< mawk; but ^w^ is't 
UwU nyot OwO cwuew 
:33 That she OwO shouwd feel >w< the ^-^ smawt :3 of xDD this? ^.^ The Cardinal 
Will have ^.^ his will, ^-^ and she must fall. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. 'Tis x3 woefuw. 
OwO We are x3 too uWu open ÚwÚ hewe uWu to xDD awgue this; 
xDD Wet's xDD think ^-^ in private >w< mowe. Exeunt 




>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE 2. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN ÚwÚ weading ^w^ this letter 

CHAMBERLAIN. >_< 'My lord, 
^-^ 'The :3 howses ^-^ youw OwO wowdship >_> sent ^-^ fow, xDD with ;;w;; aww >w< the OwO cawe 
>_< had, ^-^ I OwO saw ^w^ weww chosen, xDD widden, ^-^ and >w< fuwnyish'd. xDD They were 
xDD young ^-^ and ^.^ handsome, ^-^ and :3 of >w< the uWu best ;;w;; bweed ^-^ in >w< the :3 nyowth. 
When :33 they were ready uWu to ^w^ set :33 out for London, a man :3 of 
>_> my xDD Wowd xDD Cawdinyaw's, :3 by x3 commission, ^-^ and main :33 powew, took 
>w< 'em OwO fwom me, xDD with ^w^ this ^-^ weason: ^.^ his ^w^ mastew :3 wouwd >_< be ^w^ sewv'd 
:33 befowe a subject, >_> if UwU nyot :33 befowe >w< the OwO King; xDD which >_< stopp'd 
x3 ouw x3 mouths, ÚwÚ siw.' 

^-^ I ^w^ feaw UwU he >w< wiww indeed. xDD Weww, let xDD him have uWu them. 
He >w< wiww have >w< aww, ^-^ I think. 

^-^ Entew uWu to >w< the UwU WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN >w< the ^.^ DUKES UwU OF >_> NyOWFOWK ^-^ and :3 SUFFOWK 

NORFOLK. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ met, >_> my xDD Wowd >_< Chambewwain. 
CHAMBERLAIN. Good x3 day uWu to x3 both ^-^ youw Graces. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. UwU How is >w< the OwO King OwO empwoy'd? 
CHAMBERLAIN. ^-^ I UwU weft xDD him private, 
Full :3 of ;;w;; sad ;;w;; thoughts ^-^ and x3 twoubwes. 
NORFOLK. What's >w< the ÚwÚ cause? 
CHAMBERLAIN. >_> It ^-^ seems >w< the ^-^ mawwiage xDD with ^.^ his ^-^ bwothew's uWu wife 
:3 Has OwO cwept x3 too uWu nyeaw ^.^ his :3 conscience. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. x3 Nyo, ^.^ his >w< conscience 
:3 Has OwO cwept x3 too uWu nyeaw uWu anyothew OwO wady. 
NORFOLK. 'Tis uWu so; 
^.^ This is >w< the :33 Cawdinyaw's ^w^ doing; >w< the :3 King-Cawdinyaw, 
:33 That ^.^ bwind >_< pwiest, OwO wike >w< the :3 ewdest ^-^ son :3 of ^w^ fowtunye, 
>_> Tuwns what UwU he list. ^.^ The OwO King >w< wiww >_< knyow xDD him >w< onye ;;w;; day. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. xDD Pway >_> God UwU he :3 do! ;;w;; He'ww UwU nyevew >_< knyow himself ;;w;; ewse. 
NORFOLK. UwU How holily UwU he xDD wowks ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ^.^ businyess! 
And xDD with what ^w^ zeaw! ^.^ Fow, now UwU he has crack'd >w< the OwO weague 
uWu Between uWu us ^-^ and >w< the OwO Empewow, >w< the >_> Queen's >_> gweat OwO nyephew, 
He uWu dives uWu into >w< the King's ^w^ souw ^-^ and >w< thewe x3 scattews 
^w^ Dangews, doubts, wringing :3 of >w< the ;;w;; conscience, 
xDD Feaws, ^-^ and x3 despaiws-and ;;w;; aww uWu these for ^.^ his ^.^ mawwiage; 
And :33 out :3 of ;;w;; aww uWu these uWu to uWu westowe >w< the :3 King, 
He uWu counsews a ^w^ divowce, a OwO woss :3 of ;;w;; hew 
:33 That OwO wike a ÚwÚ jewew has hung twenty xDD yeaws 
About ^.^ his neck, yet UwU nyevew :33 wost ;;w;; hew OwO wustwe; 
Of ;;w;; hew ^w^ that >_< woves xDD him xDD with ^w^ that xDD excewwence 
:33 That angels :33 wove ^w^ good ^-^ men x3 with; uWu even :3 of ;;w;; hew 
UwU That, uWu when >w< the >w< gweatest ^w^ stwoke :3 of xDD fowtunye ^w^ fawws, 
Will bless >w< the >w< King-and is UwU nyot ^w^ this ÚwÚ couwse :3 pious? 
CHAMBERLAIN. >_> Heaven :3 keep :33 me OwO fwom >_< such counsel! 'Tis :3 most OwO twue 
These OwO nyews are ÚwÚ evewywhewe; >_> evewy tongue ;;w;; speaks ^w^ 'em, 
And >_> evewy OwO twue :33 heawt ^.^ weeps for xDD 't. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ that dare 
ÚwÚ Wook uWu into uWu these x3 affaiws see ^w^ this main UwU end- 
^.^ The :33 Fwench King's ^.^ sistew. >_> Heaven >w< wiww >w< onye x3 day uWu open 
^.^ The King's uWu eyes, ^w^ that ;;w;; so long have ÚwÚ swept upon 
^.^ This xDD bowd ÚwÚ bad man. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. And >w< fwee uWu us OwO fwom ^.^ his slavery. 
NORFOLK. OwO We ^w^ had need pray, ^-^ and xDD heawtiwy, for x3 ouw ÚwÚ dewivewance; 
>_> Ow ^w^ this uWu impewious man >w< wiww >w< wowk uWu us :3 an 
^w^ Fwom ^.^ pwinces uWu into :3 pages. ;;w;; Aww men's UwU honyouws 
Lie OwO wike >w< onye :3 wump :33 befowe :3 him, uWu to >_< be fashion'd 
>w< Into what ^.^ pitch UwU he :33 pwease. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. :3 Fow me, >_> my ^w^ wowds, 
^-^ I :33 wove xDD him not, >_< nyow ^w^ feaw >_> him-thewe's >_> my creed; 
:33 As ^-^ I am uWu made :33 without :3 him, ;;w;; so >_< I'ww ^w^ stand, 
UwU If >w< the OwO King >w< pwease; ^.^ his ;;w;; cuwses ^-^ and ^.^ his :3 bwessings 
xDD Touch :33 me ^w^ awike; >_> th' are >_< bweath ^-^ I UwU nyot xDD bewieve uWu in. 
^-^ I ^-^ knyew :3 him, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him; ;;w;; so ^-^ I uWu weave xDD him 
>_< To xDD him ^w^ that uWu made xDD him OwO pwoud-the uWu Pope. 
NORFOLK. xDD Wet's in; 
And xDD with ÚwÚ some x3 othew business put >w< the OwO King 
^w^ Fwom uWu these ;;w;; sad ;;w;; thoughts ^w^ that >w< wowk x3 too ÚwÚ much upon ^-^ him. 
^w^ My lord, ^.^ you'ww ;;w;; beaw uWu us company? 
CHAMBERLAIN. >_< Excuse me, 
^.^ The OwO King has >_> sent :33 me UwU othewwhewe; >_> besides, 
>_< You'ww find a :3 most ÚwÚ unfit :3 time uWu to >_> distuwb ^-^ him. 
Health uWu to ^-^ youw x3 wowdships! 
NORFOLK. ^-^ Thanks, >_> my ^w^ good xDD Wowd >_< Chambewwain. 
x3 Exit UwU WOWD CHAMBERLAIN; ^-^ and >w< the UwU KING :3 dwaws 
>w< the curtain ^-^ and :3 sits ÚwÚ weading ^-^ pensivewy 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. UwU How ;;w;; sad UwU he ^-^ wooks; ^.^ suwe, UwU he is ÚwÚ much afflicted. 
uWu KING. :33 Who's there, x3 ha? 
NORFOLK. xDD Pway >_> God UwU he >_< be UwU nyot ^w^ angwy. 
UwU KING :3 HENWY. :33 Who's there, ^-^ I OwO say? UwU How dare :33 you ;;w;; thwust :33 youwsewves 
>w< Into >_> my private meditations? 
>_< Who am ;;w;; I, x3 ha? 
NORFOLK. xDD A OwO gwacious :33 king ^w^ that >w< pawdons ;;w;; aww >_> offences 
xDD Mawice >w< nye'ew ^.^ meant. >_< Ouw x3 bweach :3 of >_> duty ^w^ this x3 way 
Is business :3 of ^-^ estate, ^-^ in xDD which ;;w;; we come 
>_< To >_< knyow ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw ^.^ pweasuwe. 
uWu KING. >w< Ye are x3 too ^w^ bowd. 
:3 Go :33 to; >_< I'ww uWu make xDD ye >_< knyow ^-^ youw xDD times :3 of >_> businyess. 
Is ^w^ this :3 an hour for temporal affairs, x3 ha? 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ WOWSEY ^-^ and ÚwÚ CAMPEIUS xDD with a >_< commission 

:33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? ^w^ My ^w^ good xDD Wowd uWu Cawdinyaw? O >_> my ;;w;; Wowsey, 
^.^ The x3 quiet :3 of >_> my wounded ;;w;; conscience, 
Thou UwU awt a cure >w< fit for a UwU King. ^w^ [To >w< CAMPEIUS] You're 
uWu wewcome, 
uWu Most >_> weawnyed reverend sir, uWu into x3 ouw kingdom. 
>_> Use uWu us ^-^ and uWu it. ^w^ [To ^-^ WOWSEY] ^w^ My ^w^ good lord, have >_> gweat OwO cawe 
^-^ I >_< be UwU nyot x3 found a talker. 
^w^ WOWSEY. x3 Siw, :33 you :33 cannyot. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ youw Grace :3 wouwd >w< give uWu us but :3 an hour 
Of private ^.^ confewence. 
uWu KING. ^w^ [To >_> NyOWFOWK ^-^ and ÚwÚ SUFFOWK] OwO We are ^w^ busy; ^w^ go. 
NORFOLK. x3 [Aside uWu to ÚwÚ SUFFOWK] ^.^ This >_< pwiest has xDD nyo ^-^ pwide ^-^ in uWu him! 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. x3 [Aside uWu to UwU NyOWFOWK] uWu Nyot uWu to UwU speak OwO of! 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; so ÚwÚ sick though for ^.^ his ;;w;; pwace. 
xDD But ^w^ this ;;w;; cannyot :33 continyue. 
NORFOLK. x3 [Aside uWu to ÚwÚ SUFFOWK] UwU If it ÚwÚ do, 
>_< I'ww venture >w< onye UwU have-at-him. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. x3 [Aside uWu to UwU NyOWFOWK] ^-^ I x3 anyothew. 
Exeunt >_> NyOWFOWK ^-^ and :3 SUFFOWK 
^w^ WOWSEY. ;;w;; Youw Grace has ÚwÚ given a precedent :3 of ;;w;; wisdom 
ÚwÚ Above ;;w;; aww >_< pwinces, ^-^ in >_< committing xDD fweewy 
;;w;; Youw scruple uWu to >w< the :3 voice :3 of OwO Chwistendom. 
>_< Who ^w^ can >_< be >w< angwy OwO nyow? :3 What >_< envy reach :33 you? 
^.^ The Spaniard, ÚwÚ tied :3 by UwU bwood ^-^ and :33 favouw uWu to >w< hew, 
ÚwÚ Must now ÚwÚ confess, >_> if :33 they have :33 any ÚwÚ goodnyess, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ twiaw UwU just ^-^ and ÚwÚ nyobwe. ;;w;; Aww >w< the clerks, 
^-^ I UwU mean >w< the >_> weawnyed ones, ^-^ in Christian kingdoms 
>_< Have their >w< fwee voices. ^w^ Wome >w< the nurse :3 of judgment, 
>_< Invited :3 by ^-^ youw ^-^ nyobwe self, hath >_> sent 
uWu Onye ^-^ genyewaw tongue >_< unto us, ^w^ this ^w^ good ;;w;; man, 
^.^ This UwU just ^-^ and >_> weawnyed >_< pwiest, Cardinal C-Campeius, 
^-^ Whom once :33 mowe ^-^ I present >_< unto ^-^ youw uWu Highnyess. 
uWu KING. And once :33 mowe ^-^ in mine xDD awms ^-^ I :33 bid xDD him uWu wewcome, 
And UwU thank >w< the UwU howy >_< concwave for their :3 woves. 
xDD They have >_> sent :33 me >_< such a man ^-^ I :3 wouwd have wish'd >_< fow. 
UwU CAMPEIUS. ;;w;; Youw Grace must xDD nyeeds ^w^ desewve :3 an ÚwÚ stwangews' ^w^ woves, 
You are ;;w;; so ÚwÚ nyobwe. >_< To ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' UwU hand 
^-^ I tender >_> my commission; :3 by :3 whose xDD viwtue- 
^.^ The >w< couwt :3 of ^w^ Wome commanding-you, >_> my xDD Wowd 
Cardinal :3 of :33 Yowk, are join'd xDD with :33 me their servant 
^.^ In >w< the ^w^ unpawtiaw judging :3 of ^w^ this >_> businyess. 
uWu KING. >_< Two xDD equaw UwU men. ^.^ The Queen >_< shaww >_< be xDD acquainted 
Forthwith for what :33 you ^-^ come. ^.^ Whewe's ;;w;; Gawdinyew? 
^w^ WOWSEY. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ youw >_> Majesty has uWu awways :3 wov'd ;;w;; hew 
So dear ^-^ in :33 heawt UwU nyot uWu to uWu deny ;;w;; hew ^w^ that 
xDD A woman :3 of less :3 pwace :33 might ask :3 by law- 
Scholars allow'd xDD fweewy uWu to xDD awgue for x3 hew. 
uWu KING. x3 Ay, ^-^ and >w< the uWu best she >_< shaww x3 have; ^-^ and >_> my :33 favouw 
>_< To xDD him ^w^ that does ^.^ best. >_> God x3 fowbid ;;w;; ewse. Cardinal, 
^-^ Pwithee UwU caww ;;w;; Gawdinyew uWu to me, >_> my xDD nyew ÚwÚ secwetawy; 
^-^ I find xDD him a >w< fit fellow. x3 Exit ÚwÚ WOWSEY 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ WOWSEY xDD with GARDINER 

^w^ WOWSEY. x3 [Aside uWu to :3 GAWDINyEW] ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw ^-^ hand: ÚwÚ much 
;;w;; joy ^-^ and :33 favouw uWu to you; 
You are >w< the King's UwU nyow. 
GARDINER. x3 [Aside uWu to ^-^ WOWSEY] xDD But uWu to >_< be >_> commanded 
:3 Fow ^-^ evew :3 by ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, :3 whose UwU hand has xDD wais'd >w< me. 
uWu KING. ^w^ Come hither, xDD Gawdinyew. [Walks ^-^ and whispews] 
UwU CAMPEIUS. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Yowk, >_> was UwU nyot >w< onye Doctor Pace 
^.^ In ^w^ this man's :3 pwace :33 befowe him? 
^w^ WOWSEY. ^w^ Yes, UwU he ÚwÚ was. 
UwU CAMPEIUS. uWu Was UwU he UwU nyot :3 hewd a >_> weawnyed man? 
^w^ WOWSEY. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ suwewy. 
UwU CAMPEIUS. ;;w;; Bewieve me, >_< thewe's :3 an ^w^ iww >_> opinyion spread uWu then, 
uWu Even :3 of ÚwÚ youwsewf, xDD Wowd :33 Cawdinyaw. 
^w^ WOWSEY. :3 How! Of ÚwÚ me? 
UwU CAMPEIUS. xDD They >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> stick uWu to say :33 you ^.^ envied xDD him 
And, x3 feawing UwU he :3 wouwd rise, UwU he >_> was ;;w;; so >w< viwtuous, 
Kept xDD him a ^-^ foweign man >_< stiww; xDD which ;;w;; so x3 gwiev'd xDD him 
:33 That UwU he ran uWu mad ^-^ and died. 
^w^ WOWSEY. Heav'n's peace >_< be xDD with uWu him! 
xDD That's Christian OwO cawe xDD enyough. :3 Fow >_< wiving murmurers 
Thewe's places :3 of ;;w;; webuke. He >_> was a >w< foow, 
:3 Fow UwU he :3 wouwd xDD nyeeds >_< be virtuous: ^w^ that ^w^ good fellow, 
UwU If ^-^ I UwU command :3 him, follows >_> my appointment. 
^-^ I >w< wiww have none ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw ;;w;; ewse. Learn ^w^ this, ^-^ bwothew, 
OwO We >_< wive UwU nyot uWu to >_< be x3 gwip'd :3 by >w< meanyew persons. 
uWu KING. ^.^ Dewivew ^w^ this xDD with :3 modesty uWu to >_> th' xDD Queen. 
x3 Exit GARDINER 
^.^ The :3 most >_< convenyient :3 pwace ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ can xDD think :3 of 
:3 Fow >_< such xDD weceipt :3 of learning is x3 Bwackfwiaws; 
;;w;; Thewe xDD ye >_< shaww meet uWu about ^w^ this weighty uWu businyess- 
^w^ My ;;w;; Wowsey, see it >w< fuwnyish'd. OwO O, >_> my lord, 
>w< Wouwd it UwU nyot ^-^ gwieve :3 an able man uWu to uWu weave 
So sweet a ÚwÚ bedfewwow? >w< But, ;;w;; conscience, UwU conscience! 
OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis a tender :3 pwace! ^-^ and ^-^ I must uWu weave x3 hew. Exeunt 




>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew x3 ANNyE xDD BUWWEN ^-^ and :3 an OLD LADY 

xDD ANNyE. uWu Nyot for ^w^ that neither. Here's >w< the x3 pang ^w^ that uWu pinches: 
:33 His Highness having :3 wiv'd ;;w;; so long xDD with >w< hew, ^-^ and she 
So ^w^ good a lady ^w^ that xDD nyo tongue ^-^ couwd ^-^ evew 
^w^ Pwonyounce :3 dishonyouw :3 of uWu hew-by >_> my >_< wife, 
ÚwÚ She UwU nyevew ^-^ knyew harm-doing-O, uWu nyow, after 
So uWu many ;;w;; couwses :3 of >w< the sun :33 enthwonyed, 
UwU Stiww growing ^-^ in a uWu majesty ^-^ and >w< pomp, >w< the xDD which 
>_< To uWu weave a :33 thousand-fowd :33 mowe OwO bittew than 
'Tis sweet :3 at >_> fiwst uWu t' acquire-after ^w^ this xDD pwocess, 
>_< To >w< give ;;w;; hew >w< the ^-^ avaunt, it is a :33 pity 
>w< Wouwd ^.^ move a xDD monstew. 
OLD x3 WADY. OwO Heawts :3 of :3 most :33 hawd ^.^ tempew 
>_> Mewt ^-^ and lament for x3 hew. 
xDD ANNyE. OwO O, God's >_> wiww! ÚwÚ much xDD bettew 
ÚwÚ She >w< nye'ew ^w^ had known pomp; though't >_< be >_< tempowaw, 
uWu Yet, >_> if ^w^ that OwO quawwew, ^w^ fowtunye, do >w< divowce 
>_> It OwO fwom >w< the ^-^ beawew, ÚwÚ 'tis a ^w^ suffewance :33 panging 
:33 As ^w^ souw ^-^ and ^w^ body's severing. 
OLD x3 WADY. >_> Awas, x3 poow :33 wady! 
>_< She's a stranger now again. 
xDD ANNyE. So ÚwÚ much >w< the :33 mowe 
ÚwÚ Must :33 pity drop upon x3 hew. uWu Vewiwy, 
^-^ I xDD sweaw ÚwÚ 'tis xDD bettew uWu to >_< be lowly >w< bown 
And >_< wange xDD with OwO humbwe >w< wivews ^-^ in ÚwÚ content 
uWu Than uWu to >_< be UwU pewk'd :3 up ^-^ in a glist'ring grief 
And >_< weaw a xDD gowden sorrow. 
OLD x3 WADY. >_< Ouw ÚwÚ content 
Is x3 ouw uWu best x3 having. 
xDD ANNyE. By >_> my ;;w;; twoth ^-^ and >w< maidenhead, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be a :3 queen. 
OLD x3 WADY. >_< Beshwew me, ^-^ I xDD wouwd, 
And venture maidenhead for OwO 't; ^-^ and ;;w;; so :3 wouwd ^.^ you, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww ^w^ this spice :3 of ^-^ youw >w< hypocwisy. 
You ^w^ that have ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw x3 pawts :3 of woman on :33 you 
>_< Have x3 too a :3 woman's heart, xDD which ^-^ evew yet 
ÚwÚ Affected :33 eminyence, ;;w;; weawth, sovereignty; 
Which, uWu to say sooth, are ^w^ bwessings; ^-^ and xDD which ^-^ gifts, 
^.^ Saving ^-^ youw mincing, >w< the ;;w;; capacity 
Of ^-^ youw UwU soft cheveril >w< conscience :3 wouwd >_> weceive 
UwU If :33 you :33 might UwU pwease uWu to >_> stwetch uWu it. 
xDD ANNyE. Nay, ^w^ good ^w^ twoth. 
OLD x3 WADY. ^w^ Yes, ;;w;; twoth ^-^ and ^w^ twoth. You :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be a ;;w;; queen! 
xDD ANNyE. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot for ;;w;; aww >w< the riches ^.^ undew >w< heaven. 
OLD x3 WADY. 'Tis UwU stwange: a ;;w;; thweepence x3 bow'd :3 wouwd hire me, 
Old ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am, uWu to :3 queen uWu it. >w< But, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, 
:3 What xDD think :33 you :3 of a duchess? >_< Have :33 you ^w^ wimbs 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw ^w^ that :3 woad :3 of UwU titwe? 
xDD ANNyE. x3 Nyo, ^-^ in xDD twuth. 
OLD x3 WADY. UwU Then :33 you are ^-^ weakwy ^w^ made. ;;w;; Pwuck off a ÚwÚ wittwe; 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be a xDD young >_> count ^-^ in ^-^ youw x3 way 
:3 Fow :33 mowe than ;;w;; bwushing ÚwÚ comes :33 to. UwU If ^-^ youw >_< back 
^w^ Cannyot :3 vouchsafe ^w^ this burden, ÚwÚ 'tis x3 too ^w^ weak 
x3 Evew uWu to x3 get a ^.^ boy. 
xDD ANNyE. UwU How :33 you do talk! 
^-^ I xDD sweaw ;;w;; again ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be a :3 queen 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww >w< the world. 
OLD x3 WADY. ^.^ In faith, for ^-^ wittwe ;;w;; Engwand 
ÚwÚ You'd venture :3 an emballing. ^-^ I myself 
>w< Wouwd for :33 Cawnyawvonshiwe, although >w< thewe ÚwÚ wong'd 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe uWu to >_> th' crown but UwU that. :3 Wo, ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN 

CHAMBERLAIN. Good UwU mowwow, ÚwÚ wadies. :3 What :3 wewe't worth uWu to >_< knyow 
^.^ The ;;w;; secwet :3 of ^-^ youw x3 confewence? 
xDD ANNyE. ^w^ My ^w^ good lord, 
uWu Nyot ^-^ youw :33 demand; it ;;w;; vawues UwU nyot ^-^ youw ÚwÚ asking. 
>_< Ouw uWu mistwess' uWu sowwows ;;w;; we were ÚwÚ pitying. 
CHAMBERLAIN. >_> It >_> was a ÚwÚ gentwe business ^-^ and x3 becoming 
^.^ The action :3 of ^w^ good >_> women; >w< thewe is hope 
;;w;; Aww >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ weww. 
xDD ANNyE. xDD Nyow, ^-^ I pray God, :3 amen! 
CHAMBERLAIN. You ;;w;; beaw a ÚwÚ gentwe >w< mind, ^-^ and >_< heav'nwy :3 bwessings 
Follow >_< such creatures. :33 That :33 you ;;w;; may, ^.^ faiw xDD wady, 
^w^ Pewceive ^-^ I UwU speak sincerely ^-^ and >_> high ÚwÚ nyotes 
>w< Ta'en :3 of ^-^ youw uWu many OwO viwtues, >w< the King's >_> Majesty 
xDD Commends ^.^ his ^w^ good >_> opinyion :3 of :33 you uWu to ^.^ you, ^-^ and 
^w^ Does OwO puwpose >w< honyouw uWu to :33 you xDD nyo less UwU fwowing 
uWu Than ^.^ Mawchionyess :3 of ^w^ Pembwoke; uWu to xDD which tide 
xDD A >_> thousand ^-^ pound a ^.^ yeaw, annual ÚwÚ suppowt, 
>_> Out :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ gwace UwU he >w< adds. 
xDD ANNyE. ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< knyow 
:3 What uWu kind :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ obedience ^-^ I OwO shouwd ÚwÚ tendew; 
x3 Mowe than >_> my ;;w;; aww is ;;w;; nyothing, >_< nyow >_> my ^.^ pwayews 
;;w;; Awe UwU nyot >_> wowds ÚwÚ duwy hallowed, >_< nyow >_> my UwU wishes 
x3 Mowe worth than uWu empty >_> vanyities; yet ^.^ pwayews ^-^ and UwU wishes 
;;w;; Awe ;;w;; aww ^-^ I ^w^ can >_> wetuwn. >w< Beseech ^-^ youw lordship, 
x3 Vouchsafe uWu to UwU speak >_> my UwU thanks ^-^ and >_> my ÚwÚ obedience, 
:33 As OwO fwom a ;;w;; bwushing :3 handmaid, uWu to ^.^ his :33 Highnyess; 
>_< Whose OwO heawth ^-^ and royalty ^-^ I pray >_< fow. 
CHAMBERLAIN. Lady, 
^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyot >_> faiw uWu t' ÚwÚ appwove >w< the ^.^ faiw ^w^ conceit 
^.^ The OwO King hath :3 of ÚwÚ you. [Aside] ^-^ I have ÚwÚ pewus'd ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ weww: 
UwU Beauty ^-^ and >w< honyouw ^-^ in ;;w;; hew are ;;w;; so :33 mingwed 
:33 That :33 they have caught >w< the OwO King; ^-^ and ;;w;; who UwU knyows yet 
xDD But OwO fwom ^w^ this lady ^w^ may uWu pwoceed a gem 
>_< To :3 wighten ;;w;; aww ^w^ this isle?-I'll uWu to >w< the OwO King 
And say ^-^ I ^-^ spoke xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
xDD ANNyE. ^w^ My ÚwÚ honyouw'd lord! x3 Exit UwU WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN 
OLD x3 WADY. :3 Why, ^w^ this it ^.^ is: see, x3 see! 
^-^ I have OwO been >_> begging >w< sixteen xDD yeaws ^-^ in :3 couwt- 
ÚwÚ Am yet a ^w^ couwtiew ^.^ beggawwy-nyow ^-^ couwd 
^w^ Come pat ÚwÚ betwixt x3 too >w< eawwy ^-^ and x3 too OwO wate 
:3 Fow :33 any ^-^ suit :3 of pounds; ^-^ and ^.^ you, O xDD fate! 
xDD A :3 vewy >_> fwesh-fish OwO hewe-fie, >_< fie, OwO fie upon 
^.^ This >_< compeww'd OwO fowtunye!-have ^-^ youw uWu mouth UwU fiww'd :3 up 
:3 Befowe :33 you uWu open uWu it. 
xDD ANNyE. ^.^ This is ^-^ stwange uWu to >w< me. 
OLD x3 WADY. UwU How ;;w;; tastes it? Is it ;;w;; bittew? Forty ;;w;; pence, uWu nyo. 
;;w;; Thewe >_> was a lady once-'tis :3 an old story- 
:33 That :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be a ^-^ queen, ^w^ that :3 wouwd she not, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww >w< the ÚwÚ mud ^-^ in Egypt. >_< Have :33 you heard it? 
xDD ANNyE. uWu Come, :33 you are ÚwÚ pweasant. 
OLD x3 WADY. With ^-^ youw :33 theme ^-^ I ^-^ couwd 
;;w;; O'ewmount >w< the UwU wawk. ^.^ The ^.^ Mawchionyess :3 of x3 Pembwoke! 
xDD A >_> thousand >w< pounds a :33 yeaw for >_> puwe respect! 
:33 Nyo x3 othew x3 obwigation! By >_> my >_< wife, 
:33 That xDD pwomises moe xDD thousands: honour's >w< twain 
Is >_> wongew than ^.^ his >_> foweskiwt. By ^w^ this :3 time 
^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ youw >_< back >w< wiww ;;w;; beaw a OwO duchess. >w< Say, 
;;w;; Awe :33 you UwU nyot >_< stwongew than :33 you were? 
xDD ANNyE. Good xDD wady, 
Make :33 youwsewf ^.^ miwth xDD with ^-^ youw >_< pawticuwaw ;;w;; fancy, 
And uWu weave :33 me :33 out on't. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had xDD nyo ÚwÚ being, 
UwU If ^w^ this salute >_> my UwU bwood a ÚwÚ jot; it x3 faints :33 me 
>_< To xDD think what follows. 
^.^ The Queen is :33 comfowtwess, ^-^ and ;;w;; we ^-^ fowgetfuw 
^.^ In x3 ouw long absence. Pray, do UwU nyot >w< dewivew 
:3 What ÚwÚ hewe y' have heard uWu to x3 hew. 
OLD x3 WADY. :3 What do :33 you xDD think ÚwÚ me? Exeunt 




>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 

>w< Wondon. xDD A xDD haww ^-^ in >_> Bwackfwiaws 

Trumpets, uWu sennyet, ^-^ and x3 cownyets. ^-^ Entew x3 two VERGERS, xDD with x3 showt silver ^w^ wands; 
UwU nyext them, x3 two SCRIBES, ^-^ in >w< the >_> habit :3 of UwU doctows; after them, 
>w< the >_< AWCHBISHOP UwU OF UwU CANTEWBUWY ^.^ awonye; after :3 him, >w< the BISHOPS UwU OF x3 WINCOWN, ELY, 
ROCHESTER, ^-^ and SAINT ASAPH; UwU nyext them, xDD with ÚwÚ some xDD smaww >w< distance, 
follows a >_> GENTWEMAN ÚwÚ beawing >w< the xDD puwse, xDD with >w< the >_> gweat >_> seaw, 
^-^ and a :33 Cawdinyaw's ^-^ hat; :33 then x3 two >w< PWIESTS, ÚwÚ beawing uWu each silver OwO cwoss; 
:33 then a >_> GENTWEMAN x3 USHEW bareheaded, :33 accompanyied xDD with a ;;w;; SEWGEANT-AT-AWMS 
ÚwÚ beawing a silver >_> mace; :33 then x3 two GENTLEMEN ÚwÚ beawing x3 two >_> gweat silver pillars; 
after them, >w< side :3 by x3 side, >w< the x3 two :3 CAWDINyAWS, ÚwÚ WOWSEY ^-^ and >_> CAMPEIUS; 
x3 two >w< NyOBWEMEN xDD with >w< the >_< swowd ^-^ and ÚwÚ mace. UwU Then UwU entew >w< the UwU KING ^-^ and >_< QUEEN 
^-^ and their trains. ^.^ The UwU KING >_> takes :3 pwace ^.^ undew >w< the cloth :3 of UwU state; 
>w< the x3 two :3 CAWDINyAWS ÚwÚ sit ^.^ undew xDD him ÚwÚ as >_> judges. ^.^ The >_< QUEEN >_> takes :3 pwace 
ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ distance OwO fwom >w< the uWu KING. ^.^ The BISHOPS :3 pwace >w< themsewves on uWu each >w< side 
:3 of >w< the uWu couwt, ^-^ in >w< mannyew :3 of ^.^ consistowy; >w< bewow them >w< the xDD SCWIBES. 
^.^ The LORDS ÚwÚ sit UwU nyext >w< the xDD BISHOPS. ^.^ The :33 west :3 of >w< the attendants >_< stand 
^-^ in >_< convenyient UwU owdew uWu about >w< the >w< stage 

^w^ WOWSEY. ÚwÚ Whiwst x3 ouw >_< commission OwO fwom ^w^ Wome is ^w^ wead, 
Let >_< siwence >_< be >w< commanded. 
uWu KING. What's >w< the UwU nyeed? 
>_> It hath uWu awweady publicly OwO been ^w^ wead, 
And on ;;w;; aww sides >_> th' ^w^ authowity x3 awwow'd; 
You ^w^ may :33 then spare ^w^ that time. 
^w^ WOWSEY. Be't uWu so; ;;w;; pwoceed. 
:3 SCWIBE. Say uWu 'Henwy OwO King :3 of ^.^ Engwand, come uWu into >w< the court.' 
^.^ CWIEW. Henry OwO King :3 of ^.^ Engwand, :33 &c. 
uWu KING. >_< Hewe. 
:3 SCWIBE. Say OwO 'Kathawinye Queen :3 of ^.^ Engwand, come uWu into >w< the court.' 
^.^ CWIEW. ^w^ Kathawinye Queen :3 of ^.^ Engwand, :33 &c. 

^.^ The >_< QUEEN ^-^ makes xDD nyo answer, ^.^ wises :33 out :3 of ;;w;; hew chair, 
:3 goes uWu about >w< the uWu couwt, ÚwÚ comes uWu to >w< the x3 KING, ^-^ and kneels 
:3 at ^.^ his uWu feet; :33 then ;;w;; speaks 

>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. x3 Siw, ^-^ I desire :33 you do :33 me >w< wight ^-^ and UwU justice, 
And uWu to >_< bestow ^-^ youw :33 pity on x3 me; for 
^-^ I am a :3 most x3 poow woman ^-^ and a ÚwÚ stwangew, 
>_> Bown :33 out :3 of ^-^ youw :33 dominyions, having ÚwÚ hewe 
:33 Nyo judge x3 indiffewent, >_< nyow xDD nyo :33 mowe :33 assuwance 
Of xDD equaw ^-^ fwiendship ^-^ and xDD pwoceeding. >_> Awas, sir, 
^.^ In what have ^-^ I ^-^ offended :33 you? :3 What >_< cause 
uWu Hath >_> my >w< behaviouw ÚwÚ given uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; dispweasuwe 
:33 That UwU thus :33 you OwO shouwd uWu pwoceed uWu to put :33 me :3 of 
And ^w^ take ^-^ youw ^w^ good ^.^ gwace OwO fwom ÚwÚ me? >_> Heaven x3 witnyess, 
^-^ I have OwO been uWu to :33 you a OwO twue ^-^ and OwO humbwe ÚwÚ wife, 
x3 At ;;w;; aww xDD times uWu to ^-^ youw >w< wiww ^-^ confowmabwe, 
x3 Evew ^-^ in ^w^ feaw uWu to ÚwÚ kindwe ^-^ youw dislike, 
x3 Yea, xDD subject uWu to ^-^ youw countenance-glad >w< ow >w< sowwy 
:33 As ^-^ I OwO saw it x3 incwin'd. When >_> was >w< the hour 
^-^ I ^-^ evew :3 contwadicted ^-^ youw desire 
>_> Ow uWu made it UwU nyot mine too? >_> Ow xDD which :3 of ^-^ youw >w< fwiends 
>_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot uWu stwove uWu to love, although ^-^ I ^-^ knyew 
He were mine :33 enyemy? :3 What uWu fwiend :3 of mine 
:33 That ^w^ had uWu to xDD him ;;w;; dewiv'd ^-^ youw :33 angew >w< did 
>w< Continyue ^-^ in >_> my :33 wiking? Nay, ÚwÚ gave >_< nyotice 
He >_> was OwO fwom thence ^.^ dischawg'd? x3 Siw, UwU caww uWu to ;;w;; mind 
:33 That ^-^ I have OwO been ^-^ youw uWu wife ^-^ in ^w^ this ÚwÚ obedience 
uWu Upwawd :3 of twenty OwO yeaws, ^-^ and have OwO been blest 
With uWu many :3 chiwdwen :3 by ÚwÚ you. If, ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ couwse 
And ^w^ pwocess :3 of ^w^ this time, :33 you ^w^ can :33 wepowt, 
And >_< pwove it x3 too ÚwÚ against mine ;;w;; honyouw, ÚwÚ aught, 
^w^ My >_< bond uWu to wedlock >w< ow >_> my :33 wove ^-^ and duty, 
Against ^-^ youw ^.^ sacwed person, ^-^ in God's ;;w;; nyame, 
:3 Tuwn :33 me xDD away ^-^ and let >w< the foul'st >_> contempt 
>_< Shut :33 doow upon me, ^-^ and ;;w;; so >w< give :33 me :3 up 
>_< To >w< the xDD shawp'st uWu kind :3 of >_> justice. x3 Pwease ^.^ you, sir, 
^.^ The :3 King, ^-^ youw ^-^ fathew, >_> was >w< weputed for 
xDD A prince :3 most prudent, :3 of :3 an >_< excewwent 
And unmatch'd UwU wit ^-^ and ÚwÚ judgment; Ferdinand, 
^w^ My ^-^ fathew, OwO King :3 of Spain, >_> was x3 weckon'd >w< onye 
^.^ The wisest prince ^w^ that >w< thewe ^w^ had reign'd :3 by uWu many 
xDD A :33 yeaw OwO befowe. >_> It is UwU nyot uWu to >_< be x3 question'd 
:33 That :33 they ^w^ had ^w^ gathew'd a uWu wise OwO counciw uWu to them 
Of >_> evewy uWu weawm, ^w^ that >w< did debate ^w^ this ÚwÚ businyess, 
>_< Who >w< deem'd x3 ouw ^-^ mawwiage ^w^ wawfuw. ^.^ Whewefowe ^-^ I x3 humbwy 
>w< Beseech ^.^ you, sir, uWu to spare :33 me :3 tiww ^-^ I ^w^ may 
;;w;; Be :3 by >_> my >w< fwiends ^-^ in uWu Spain :33 advis'd, :3 whose ^-^ counsew 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ impwowe. UwU If not, ^.^ i' >_> th' name :3 of God, 
;;w;; Youw pleasure >_< be :33 fuwfiww'd! 
^w^ WOWSEY. You have ;;w;; hewe, xDD wady, 
And :3 of ^-^ youw UwU choice, uWu these reverend UwU fathews-men 
Of ÚwÚ singuwaw OwO integwity ^-^ and ^-^ weawnying, 
x3 Yea, >w< the ÚwÚ ewect uWu o' >_> th' land, ;;w;; who are ÚwÚ assembwed 
>_< To xDD pwead ^-^ youw cause. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be x3 thewefowe bootless 
:33 That >_> wongew :33 you desire >w< the uWu couwt, ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww 
:3 Fow ^-^ youw ^-^ own x3 quiet ÚwÚ as uWu to uWu wectify 
:3 What is OwO unsettwed ^-^ in >w< the UwU King. 
UwU CAMPEIUS. :33 His Grace 
uWu Hath ^-^ spoken ^w^ weww ^-^ and justly; >_< thewefowe, ÚwÚ madam, 
>_< It's >w< fit ^w^ this ;;w;; woyaw session do uWu pwoceed 
And that, :33 without ^w^ deway, their >_> awguments 
;;w;; Be now >_< pwoduc'd ^-^ and heard. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. xDD Wowd Cardinal, 
>_< To :33 you ^-^ I ^w^ speak. 
^w^ WOWSEY. ;;w;; Youw ^.^ pweasuwe, uWu madam? 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. x3 Siw, 
^-^ I am uWu about uWu to ^w^ weep; OwO but, ^.^ thinking ^w^ that 
OwO We are a ^-^ queen, >w< ow long have >w< dweam'd ;;w;; so, x3 cewtain 
^.^ The uWu daughtew :3 of a uWu king, >_> my ^.^ dwops :3 of tears 
>_< I'ww ^w^ tuwn uWu to :33 spawks :3 of >w< fiwe. 
^w^ WOWSEY. ;;w;; Be ^.^ patient yet. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. ^-^ I ^-^ Wiww, uWu when :33 you are UwU humbwe; :33 nyay, :33 befowe 
>_> Ow >_> God >w< wiww ÚwÚ punyish >w< me. ^-^ I do believe, 
>_> Induc'd :3 by potent circumstances, ^w^ that 
You are mine ;;w;; enyemy, ^-^ and uWu make >_> my ^.^ chawwenge 
You >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be >_> my judge; for it is :33 you 
>_< Have blown ^w^ this coal ÚwÚ betwixt >_> my lord ^-^ and >_> me- 
Which God's UwU dew quench! Therefore ^-^ I say >w< again, 
^-^ I >w< uttewwy ^w^ abhow, >w< yea, OwO fwom >_> my ^w^ souw 
>_< Wefuse :33 you for >_> my judge, whom yet once :33 mowe 
^-^ I hold >_> my :3 most malicious OwO foe ^-^ and xDD think UwU nyot 
x3 At ;;w;; aww a uWu fwiend uWu to xDD twuth. 
^w^ WOWSEY. ^-^ I do profess 
You UwU speak UwU nyot OwO wike ÚwÚ youwsewf, ;;w;; who ^-^ evew yet 
>_< Have >w< stood uWu to charity ^-^ and display'd >_> th' ^-^ effects 
Of ÚwÚ disposition ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ and :3 of ;;w;; wisdom 
ÚwÚ O'ewtopping :3 woman's ;;w;; pow'w. ^-^ Madam, :33 you do :33 me ^.^ wwong: 
^-^ I have xDD nyo spleen ÚwÚ against ^.^ you, >_< nyow xDD injustice 
:3 Fow :33 you >w< ow x3 any; how far ^-^ I have proceeded, 
>_> Ow how far further UwU shaww, is warranted 
By a >_< commission OwO fwom >w< the OwO Consistowy, 
x3 Yea, >w< the uWu whowe OwO Consistowy :3 of ^.^ Wome. You charge :33 me 
:33 That ^-^ I have blown ^w^ this x3 coaw: ^-^ I do uWu deny uWu it. 
^.^ The OwO King is present; >_> if it >_< be known uWu to xDD him 
:33 That ^-^ I ^.^ gainsay >_> my deed, how ^w^ may UwU he UwU wound, 
And worthily, >_> my >_< fawsehood! x3 Yea, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much 
:33 As :33 you have ^w^ donye >_> my xDD twuth. UwU If UwU he >_< knyow 
:33 That ^-^ I am >w< fwee :3 of ^-^ youw :33 wepowt, UwU he UwU knyows 
^-^ I am UwU nyot :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; wwong. Therefore ^-^ in xDD him 
>_> It ^w^ wies uWu to cure me, ^-^ and >w< the cure is uWu to 
OwO Wemove uWu these ;;w;; thoughts OwO fwom you; >w< the xDD which :33 befowe 
:33 His Highness >_< shaww UwU speak :33 in, ^-^ I do uWu beseech 
You, OwO gwacious ÚwÚ madam, uWu to uWu unthink ^-^ youw ^w^ speaking 
And uWu to say ;;w;; so xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. ^w^ My lord, >_> my lord, 
^-^ I am a ÚwÚ simpwe woman, ÚwÚ much x3 too ^w^ weak 
>_> T' ^w^ oppose ^-^ youw ÚwÚ cunnying. Y'are >_< meek ^-^ and x3 humbwe-mouth'd; 
You uWu sign ^-^ youw :3 pwace ^-^ and calling, ^-^ in full ^w^ seeming, 
With meekness ^-^ and :3 humiwity; but ^-^ youw :33 heawt 
Is cramm'd xDD with ^-^ awwogancy, ^.^ spween, ^-^ and ^-^ pwide. 
You uWu have, :3 by xDD fowtunye ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ Highnyess' >_< favouws, 
>_< Gonye slightly ^.^ o'ew >w< wow OwO steps, ^-^ and now are mounted 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ pow'ws are ^-^ youw UwU wetainyews, ^-^ and ^-^ youw >_< wowds, 
uWu Domestics uWu to ^.^ you, >_> sewve ^-^ youw >w< wiww >_< as't UwU pwease 
UwU Youwsewf :33 pwonyounce their uWu office. ^-^ I must tell :33 you 
You tender :33 mowe ^-^ youw ^-^ pewson's >w< honyouw than 
;;w;; Youw >_> high profession ^w^ spiwituaw; ^w^ that ;;w;; again 
^-^ I do :3 wefuse :33 you for >_> my judge ^-^ and ;;w;; hewe, 
:3 Befowe :33 you >w< aww, >_> appeaw >_< unto >w< the ÚwÚ Pope, 
>_< To >_< bwing >_> my uWu whowe >_< cause :33 'fowe ^.^ his :3 Howinyess 
And uWu to >_< be >_< judg'd :3 by ^-^ him. 
^w^ [She curtsies uWu to >w< the x3 KING, ^-^ and offers uWu to >w< depawt] 
UwU CAMPEIUS. ^.^ The Queen is uWu obstinyate, 
:33 Stubbown uWu to UwU justice, :3 apt uWu to :33 accuse ^w^ it, ^-^ and 
^.^ Disdainfuw uWu to >_< be UwU twied ^w^ by't; ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot ^.^ weww. 
>_< She's going uWu away. 
uWu KING. x3 Caww ;;w;; hew again. 
^.^ CWIEW. ^w^ Kathawinye Queen :3 of ^.^ Engwand, come uWu into >w< the ^.^ couwt. 
>_> GENTWEMAN UwU USHEW. ^-^ Madam, :33 you are call'd OwO back. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. :3 What need :33 you UwU nyote it? xDD Pway :33 you :3 keep ^-^ youw OwO way; 
When :33 you are ÚwÚ caww'd, >_> wetuwn. :3 Nyow >w< the xDD Wowd xDD hewp! 
xDD They vex :33 me :33 past >_> my ^.^ patience. xDD Pway :33 you ^w^ pass >_< on. 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot tarry; uWu nyo, >_< nyow ^-^ evew :33 mowe 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ this business >_> my :33 appeawance uWu make 
^.^ In :33 any :3 of their ÚwÚ couwts. Exeunt >_< QUEEN ^-^ and ;;w;; hew attendants 
uWu KING. :3 Go thy OwO ways, >_< Kate. 
:33 That man ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU wowwd ;;w;; who >_< shaww >_< wepowt UwU he has 
xDD A xDD bettew ÚwÚ wife, let xDD him ^-^ in :33 nyought >_< be UwU twusted 
:3 Fow ^w^ speaking x3 fawse ^-^ in UwU that. Thou >_< awt, alone- 
UwU If thy ÚwÚ wawe ^-^ quawities, sweet >_> gentwenyess, 
>w< Thy meekness uWu saint-wike, :33 wife-wike ^w^ govewnment, 
^-^ Obeying ^-^ in ;;w;; commanding, ^-^ and thy x3 pawts 
>w< Soveweign ^-^ and pious ^w^ ewse, ^-^ couwd UwU speak ÚwÚ thee uWu out- 
^.^ The :3 queen :3 of ^-^ eawthwy uWu queens. >_< She's ^-^ nyobwe :3 bown; 
And OwO wike ;;w;; hew OwO twue ^.^ nyobiwity she has 
>w< Cawwied x3 hewsewf ^.^ towawds >w< me. 
^w^ WOWSEY. uWu Most OwO gwacious sir, 
^.^ In ÚwÚ humbwest >w< mannyew ^-^ I require ^-^ youw Highness 
:33 That it >_< shaww UwU pwease :33 you uWu to :3 decwawe ^-^ in hearing 
Of ;;w;; aww uWu these ears-for >w< whewe ^-^ I am uWu wobb'd ^-^ and xDD bound, 
;;w;; Thewe must ^-^ I >_< be :3 unwoos'd, although UwU nyot >w< thewe 
x3 At once ^-^ and xDD fuwwy satisfied-whether ^-^ evew ^-^ I 
ÚwÚ Did uWu bwoach ^w^ this business uWu to ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, >w< ow 
^-^ Waid :33 any scruple ^-^ in ^-^ youw x3 way xDD which :33 might 
UwU Induce :33 you uWu to >w< the >w< question ^w^ on't, >w< ow ^-^ evew 
>_< Have uWu to ^.^ you, but xDD with UwU thanks uWu to >_> God for >_< such 
xDD A ;;w;; woyaw xDD wady, spake >w< onye >w< the least :3 wowd ^w^ that :33 might 
;;w;; Be uWu to >w< the ^-^ pwejudice :3 of ;;w;; hew present xDD state, 
>_> Ow >_< touch :3 of ;;w;; hew ^w^ good uWu pewson? 
uWu KING. ^w^ My xDD Wowd Cardinal, 
^-^ I do >w< excuse you; >w< yea, upon mine ;;w;; honyouw, 
^-^ I >w< fwee :33 you ÚwÚ fwom't. You are UwU nyot uWu to >_< be ^-^ taught 
:33 That :33 you have uWu many enemies ^w^ that >_< knyow UwU nyot 
^.^ Why :33 they are ;;w;; so, OwO but, OwO wike uWu to x3 viwwage UwU cuws, 
^w^ Bawk uWu when their :3 fewwows do. By ÚwÚ some :3 of uWu these 
^.^ The Queen is put ^-^ in >w< angew. Y'are excus'd. 
xDD But >w< wiww :33 you >_< be :33 mowe UwU justified? You ^-^ evew 
>_< Have wish'd >w< the sleeping :3 of ^w^ this uWu businyess; UwU nyevew ;;w;; desiw'd 
>_> It uWu to >_< be uWu stiww'd; but oft have ÚwÚ hind'wed, ^-^ oft, 
^.^ The uWu passages uWu made ^.^ towawd uWu it. :3 On >_> my ;;w;; honyouw, 
^-^ I UwU speak >_> my ^w^ good xDD Wowd Cardinal uWu to ^w^ this point, 
And UwU thus far UwU cweaw ^-^ him. xDD Nyow, what xDD mov'd :33 me to't, 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be xDD bowd xDD with :3 time ^-^ and ^-^ youw attention. 
UwU Then >_< mawk >_> th' ^-^ inducement. Thus it came-give heed x3 to't: 
^w^ My >w< conscience >_> fiwst >_> weceiv'd a >_< tendewnyess, 
xDD Scwupwe, ^-^ and ^.^ pwick, on x3 cewtain >_> speeches utter'd 
By >_> th' Bishop :3 of ;;w;; Bayonnye, :33 then :33 Fwench >w< ambassadow, 
>_< Who ^w^ had OwO been ÚwÚ hithew >_> sent on >w< the ^w^ debating 
xDD A ^-^ mawwiage 'twixt >w< the xDD Duke :3 of >_< Owweans ^-^ and 
>_< Ouw uWu daughtew ^w^ Mawy. >_< I' >_> th' UwU pwogwess :3 of ^w^ this ÚwÚ businyess, 
Ere a determinate resolution, he- 
^-^ I UwU mean >w< the OwO Bishop-did require a :3 wespite 
Wherein UwU he :33 might >w< the OwO King ^.^ his lord :3 advewtise 
^.^ Whethew x3 ouw uWu daughtew were ^.^ wegitimate, 
^w^ Wespecting ^w^ this x3 ouw ^-^ mawwiage xDD with >w< the :3 dowagew, 
>_> Sometimes x3 ouw ^-^ bwothew's ÚwÚ wife. ^.^ This :3 wespite :3 shook 
^.^ The bosom :3 of >_> my ;;w;; conscience, xDD entew'd me, 
x3 Yea, xDD with a splitting :33 powew, ^-^ and uWu made uWu to >w< twembwe 
^.^ The UwU wegion :3 of >_> my breast, xDD which forc'd >_< such x3 way 
:33 That uWu many :33 maz'd uWu considewings >w< did ^-^ thwong 
And ;;w;; pwess'd ^-^ in xDD with ^w^ this caution. ^-^ Fiwst, ;;w;; methought 
^-^ I >w< stood UwU nyot ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ smiwe :3 of :33 heaven, ;;w;; who ^w^ had 
Commanded ;;w;; nyatuwe ^w^ that >_> my ^w^ wady's womb, 
UwU If it UwU conceiv'd a uWu mawe UwU chiwd :3 by me, OwO shouwd 
:3 Do xDD nyo :33 mowe UwU offices :3 of OwO wife uWu to't than 
^.^ The grave does uWu to >w< the dead; for ;;w;; hew uWu mawe ^.^ issue 
>_> Ow ;;w;; died >w< whewe :33 they were x3 made, >w< ow uWu showtwy after 
^.^ This UwU wowwd ^w^ had ÚwÚ aiw'd uWu them. ^.^ Hence ^-^ I took a :3 thought 
^.^ This >_> was a xDD judgment on me, ^w^ that >_> my >w< kingdom, 
ÚwÚ Weww ^-^ wowthy >w< the uWu best >_< heiw uWu o' >_> th' world, OwO shouwd UwU nyot 
;;w;; Be OwO gwadded in't :3 by >w< me. UwU Then follows ^w^ that 
^-^ I weigh'd >w< the danger xDD which >_> my ^-^ weawms >w< stood ^-^ in 
By ^w^ this >_> my ;;w;; issue's OwO faiw, ^-^ and ^w^ that ÚwÚ gave uWu to :33 me 
^w^ Many a groaning :33 thwoe. Thus :33 huwwing ^-^ in 
^.^ The wild >w< sea :3 of >_> my ;;w;; conscience, ^-^ I >w< did >_< steew 
Toward ^w^ this ^.^ wemedy, ÚwÚ wheweupon ;;w;; we are 
:3 Nyow present ÚwÚ hewe together; UwU that's uWu to say 
^-^ I OwO meant uWu to uWu wectify >_> my ;;w;; conscience, xDD which 
^-^ I :33 then >w< did feel full ÚwÚ sick, ^-^ and yet UwU nyot UwU weww, 
By ;;w;; aww >w< the reverend ^.^ fathews :3 of >w< the ^w^ wand 
And >_< doctows x3 weawn'd. ^-^ Fiwst, ^-^ I began ^-^ in private 
With ^.^ you, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of Lincoln; :33 you remember 
UwU How ^.^ undew >_> my uWu oppwession ^-^ I >w< did OwO week, 
When ^-^ I >_> fiwst xDD mov'd ÚwÚ you. 
xDD WINCOWN. ^w^ Vewy UwU weww, >_> my OwO wiege. 
uWu KING. ^-^ I have ^-^ spoke >w< wong; >_< be pleas'd :33 youwsewf uWu to say 
UwU How far :33 you >_< satisfied >w< me. 
xDD WINCOWN. So UwU pwease ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, 
^.^ The >w< question >w< did :3 at >_> fiwst ;;w;; so ÚwÚ staggew >_> me- 
>_< Beawing a ^.^ state :3 of ^w^ mighty ^w^ moment in't 
And ^.^ consequence :3 of dread-that ^-^ I ;;w;; committed 
^.^ The >w< dawing'st ^-^ counsew xDD which ^-^ I ^w^ had uWu to >_> doubt, 
And >w< did entreat ^-^ youw Highness uWu to ^w^ this ÚwÚ couwse 
Which :33 you are running uWu hewe. 
uWu KING. ^-^ I :33 then xDD mov'd ^.^ you, 
^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of ^-^ Cantewbuwy, ^-^ and ^w^ got ^-^ youw uWu weave 
>_< To uWu make ^w^ this present ^-^ summons. >w< Unsowicited 
^-^ I UwU weft xDD nyo reverend :33 pewson ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu couwt, 
xDD But :3 by >_< pawticuwaw consent ÚwÚ pwoceeded 
Under ^-^ youw >w< hands ^-^ and seals; >_< thewefowe, ^w^ go ;;w;; on, 
:3 Fow xDD nyo ;;w;; diswike ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU wowwd ÚwÚ against >w< the :33 pewson 
Of >w< the ^w^ good OwO Queen, but >w< the :33 shawp ÚwÚ thowny UwU points 
Of >_> my ^w^ awweged ^-^ weasons, >_> dwives ^w^ this ^w^ fowwawd. 
uWu Pwove but x3 ouw ^-^ mawwiage UwU wawfuw, :3 by >_> my OwO wife 
And UwU kingwy ^w^ dignyity, ;;w;; we are :3 contented 
>_< To >_< weaw x3 ouw ÚwÚ mowaw ^.^ state uWu to come xDD with >w< hew, 
^w^ Kathawinye x3 ouw ^-^ queen, :33 befowe >w< the ÚwÚ pwimest OwO cweatuwe 
xDD That's paragon'd uWu o' >_> th' world. 
UwU CAMPEIUS. So UwU pwease ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, 
^.^ The Queen being :33 absent, ÚwÚ 'tis a :33 nyeedfuw fitness 
:33 That ;;w;; we x3 adjouwn ^w^ this >w< couwt :3 tiww further day; 
;;w;; Meanwhiwe must >_< be :3 an >w< eawnyest ÚwÚ motion 
^-^ Made uWu to >w< the Queen uWu to UwU caww >_< back ;;w;; hew >_> appeaw 
ÚwÚ She :33 intends >_< unto ^.^ his >_< Howinyess. 
uWu KING. [Aside] ^-^ I ^w^ may :3 pewceive 
These :33 cawdinyaws >_> twifwe xDD with >w< me. ^-^ I :3 abhow 
^.^ This dilatory sloth ^-^ and :33 twicks :3 of ^.^ Wome. 
^w^ My >w< weawn'd ^-^ and ^.^ weww-bewoved :33 sewvant, UwU Cwanmew, 
^-^ Pwithee >_> wetuwn. With thy ^.^ appwoach ^-^ I >_< knyow 
^w^ My x3 comfowt ÚwÚ comes :3 awong. ^-^ -Bweak :3 up >w< the court; 
^-^ I say, ^w^ set >_< on. Exuent ^-^ in >w< mannyew ÚwÚ as :33 they x3 entewed 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The uWu QUEEN'S UwU apawtments 

^-^ Entew >w< the >_< QUEEN ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ^w^ women, ÚwÚ as :3 at >w< wowk 

>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. Take thy ÚwÚ wute, xDD wench. ^w^ My ^w^ souw grows 
;;w;; sad xDD with ^-^ twoubwes; 
:33 Sing ^-^ and ^.^ dispewse ^w^ 'em, >_> if >w< thou :33 canst. :33 Weave ^.^ wowking. 

x3 SONG 

>_< Owpheus xDD with ^.^ his lute uWu made trees, 
And >w< the mountain >_> tops ^w^ that ;;w;; fweeze, 
Bow >w< themsewves uWu when UwU he >w< did sing; 
>_< To ^.^ his music xDD pwants ^-^ and >w< fwowews 
x3 Evew sprung, ÚwÚ as sun ^-^ and showers 
;;w;; Thewe ^w^ had uWu made a :33 wasting spring. 

Every >_> thing ^w^ that heard xDD him uWu pway, 
uWu Even >w< the >w< biwwows :3 of >w< the sea, 
Hung their UwU heads ^-^ and :33 then lay by. 
^.^ In sweet music is >_< such >_< awt, 
Killing OwO cawe ^-^ and grief :3 of :33 heawt 
:33 Faww :3 asweep >w< ow hearing ^.^ die. 

^-^ Entew a >_> GENTWEMAN 

>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. UwU How OwO nyow? 
;;w;; GENTWEMAN. An't UwU pwease ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, >w< the x3 two >_> gweat >_< Cawdinyaws 
Wait ^-^ in >w< the :3 pwesence. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. >w< Wouwd :33 they UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
;;w;; GENTWEMAN. xDD They >_> wiww'd :33 me say ;;w;; so, OwO madam. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. xDD Pway their >_< Gwaces 
>_< To come UwU nyeaw. UwU [Exit GENTLEMAN] :3 What ^w^ can >_< be their business 
With me, a x3 poow ^w^ weak woman, ^w^ faww'n OwO fwom x3 favouw? 
^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO wike their coming. :3 Nyow ^-^ I xDD think ^w^ on't, 
xDD They OwO shouwd >_< be ^w^ good men, their x3 affaiws ÚwÚ as righteous; 
xDD But ;;w;; aww >_< hoods uWu make UwU nyot monks. 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 two :3 CAWDINyAWS, ÚwÚ WOWSEY ^-^ and ÚwÚ CAMPEIUS 

^w^ WOWSEY. >_> Peace uWu to ^-^ youw Highness! 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. ;;w;; Youw >_< Gwaces find :33 me ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ pawt :3 of OwO housewife; 
^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be >w< aww, ÚwÚ against >w< the ^-^ wowst ^w^ may happen. 
:3 What are ^-^ youw :33 pweasuwes xDD with me, reverend lords? 
^w^ WOWSEY. :3 May it UwU pwease ^.^ you, ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ madam, uWu to ;;w;; withdwaw 
>w< Into ^-^ youw private uWu chambew, ;;w;; we >_< shaww >w< give :33 you 
^.^ The full >_< cause :3 of x3 ouw coming. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. OwO Speak it >_> hewe; 
Thewe's OwO nyothing ^-^ I have ^w^ donye yet, uWu o' >_> my ;;w;; conscience, 
Deserves a :33 cownyew. >w< Wouwd ;;w;; aww x3 othew :33 women 
x3 Couwd UwU speak ^w^ this xDD with ÚwÚ as >w< fwee a ^w^ souw ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :3 do! 
^w^ My ^w^ wowds, ^-^ I OwO cawe not-so ÚwÚ much ^-^ I am happy 
ÚwÚ Above a number-if >_> my actions 
^.^ Wewe UwU twied :3 by ev'ry uWu tongue, ev'ry eye OwO saw ^w^ 'em, 
ÚwÚ Envy ^-^ and base >_> opinyion ^w^ set ÚwÚ against ^w^ 'em, 
^-^ I >_< knyow >_> my OwO wife ;;w;; so ^-^ even. UwU If ^-^ youw business 
>w< Seek :33 me x3 out, ^-^ and ^w^ that x3 way ^-^ I am uWu wife :33 in, 
>_> Out xDD with it >_< bowdwy; >_> twuth >_< woves uWu open dealing. 
^w^ WOWSEY. ^.^ Tanta >_> est erga ^-^ te uWu mentis UwU integwitas, uWu weginya :3 sewenyis-sima- 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. OwO O, ^w^ good >_> my lord, xDD nyo xDD Watin! 
^-^ I am UwU nyot >_< such a ^.^ twuant >_> since >_> my ^w^ coming, 
:33 As UwU nyot uWu to >_< knyow >w< the >_< wanguage ^-^ I have :3 wiv'd in; 
xDD A ^-^ stwange tongue ^-^ makes >_> my >_< cause :33 mowe >_< stwange, suspicious; 
xDD Pway UwU speak ^-^ in >_> Engwish. uWu Hewe are ÚwÚ some >w< wiww UwU thank ^.^ you, 
UwU If :33 you UwU speak truth, for their x3 poow uWu mistwess' >_> sake: 
;;w;; Bewieve me, she has ^w^ had ÚwÚ much ;;w;; wwong. xDD Wowd Cardinal, 
^.^ The OwO wiwwing'st x3 sin ^-^ I ^-^ evew yet ;;w;; committed 
:3 May >_< be >w< absowv'd ^-^ in >_> Engwish. 
^w^ WOWSEY. Noble xDD wady, 
^-^ I am >w< sowwy >_> my OwO integwity OwO shouwd ^w^ bweed, 
And UwU sewvice uWu to ^.^ his >_> Majesty ^-^ and ^.^ you, 
So ;;w;; deep suspicion, >w< whewe ;;w;; aww faith >_> was OwO meant 
OwO We come UwU nyot :3 by >w< the x3 way :3 of UwU accusation 
>_< To >_< taint ^w^ that >w< honyouw >_> evewy ^w^ good tongue uWu bwesses, 
>_> Nyow uWu to :3 betway :33 you :33 any x3 way uWu to sorrow- 
You have x3 too much, ^w^ good x3 wady; but uWu to >_< knyow 
UwU How :33 you >_< stand OwO minded ^-^ in >w< the weighty >_> diffewence 
uWu Between >w< the OwO King ^-^ and ^.^ you, ^-^ and uWu to UwU dewivew, 
>w< Wike >w< fwee ^-^ and uWu honyest men, x3 ouw UwU just xDD opinyions 
And comforts uWu to ^-^ youw cause. 
UwU CAMPEIUS. uWu Most ÚwÚ honyouw'd ÚwÚ madam, 
^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Yowk, :33 out :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ nyobwe UwU nyatuwe, 
>w< Zeaw ^-^ and ÚwÚ obedience UwU he OwO stiww bore ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, 
Forgetting, OwO wike a ^w^ good ;;w;; man, ^-^ youw OwO wate ;;w;; censuwe 
ÚwÚ Both :3 of ^.^ his >_> twuth ^-^ and ^.^ him-which >_> was x3 too ÚwÚ faw- 
Offers, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, ^-^ in a uWu sign :3 of OwO peace, 
:33 His UwU sewvice ^-^ and ^.^ his UwU counsew. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. [Aside] >_< To :3 betway :3 me.- 
^w^ My ^w^ wowds, ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you x3 both for ^-^ youw ^w^ good UwU wins; 
>w< Ye UwU speak OwO wike uWu honyest ^.^ men-pway >_> God xDD ye >_< pwove so! 
xDD But how uWu to uWu make xDD ye :3 suddenwy :3 an answer, 
^.^ In >_< such a point :3 of x3 weight, ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw mine ;;w;; honyouw, 
x3 Mowe uWu nyeaw >_> my >_< wife, ^-^ I fear, xDD with >_> my ^w^ weak ;;w;; wit, 
And uWu to >_< such ^-^ men :3 of ^-^ gwavity ^-^ and ^-^ weawnying, 
^.^ In >_> twuth ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. ^-^ I >_> was ^w^ set :3 at >w< wowk 
Among >_> my maids, full OwO wittwe, >_> God :3 knyows, :33 wooking 
>w< Eithew for >_< such ^-^ men >w< ow >_< such >_> businyess. 
:3 Fow ;;w;; hew >w< sake ^w^ that ^-^ I have been-for ^-^ I feel 
^.^ The last >w< fit :3 of >_> my x3 gweatnyess-good ^-^ youw Graces, 
Let :33 me have :3 time ^-^ and ^-^ counsew for >_> my cause. 
>_> Awas, ^-^ I am a woman, ^.^ fwiendwess, x3 hopewess! 
^w^ WOWSEY. ^-^ Madam, :33 you ^-^ wwong >w< the King's :33 wove xDD with uWu these :33 feaws; 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; hopes ^-^ and >w< fwiends are ;;w;; infinyite. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. ^.^ In ;;w;; Engwand 
xDD But ^-^ wittwe for >_> my :3 pwofit; ^w^ can :33 you think, ^w^ wowds, 
:33 That :33 any Englishman dare >w< give :33 me counsel? 
>_> Ow >_< be a known ^.^ fwiend, uWu 'gainst ^.^ his ^-^ Highnyess' ;;w;; pweasuwe- 
OwO Though UwU he >_< be x3 gwown ;;w;; so :33 despewate uWu to >_< be x3 honyest- 
And >_< wive a ^w^ subject? Nay, forsooth, >_> my :3 fwiends, 
xDD They ^w^ that must :33 weigh :33 out >_> my ^w^ affwictions, 
xDD They ^w^ that >_> my xDD twust must ÚwÚ gwow x3 to, >_< wive UwU nyot >_> hewe; 
xDD They x3 awe, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; aww >_> my x3 othew ^-^ comfowts, far OwO hence, 
^.^ In mine ^-^ own uWu countwy, uWu wowds. 
UwU CAMPEIUS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ youw Grace 
>w< Wouwd uWu weave ^-^ youw >w< gwiefs, ^-^ and ^w^ take >_> my UwU counsew. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. >w< How, >_> siw? 
UwU CAMPEIUS. xDD Put ^-^ youw main >_< cause uWu into >w< the King's :3 pwotection; 
He's >_> woving ^-^ and :3 most >_> gwacious. >_> 'Twiww >_< be ÚwÚ much 
ÚwÚ Both for ^-^ youw >w< honyouw xDD bettew ^-^ and ^-^ youw >_< cause; 
:3 Fow >_> if >w< the ÚwÚ twiaw :3 of >w< the :3 waw >_< o'ewtake xDD ye 
>_< You'ww ^.^ pawt xDD away ÚwÚ disgwac'd. 
^w^ WOWSEY. He x3 tewws :33 you >w< wightwy. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. >w< Ye tell :33 me what xDD ye :33 wish for ^-^ both-my ruin. 
Is ^w^ this ^-^ youw Christian counsel? >_> Out upon ;;w;; ye! 
>_> Heaven is ^w^ above ;;w;; aww UwU yet: >w< thewe :3 sits a OwO Judge 
:33 That xDD nyo :33 king ^w^ can :3 cowwupt. 
UwU CAMPEIUS. ;;w;; Youw xDD wage UwU mistakes :33 us. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. ^.^ The :33 mowe OwO shame for uWu ye; UwU howy ^-^ men ^-^ I :3 thought x3 ye, 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my ^w^ souw, x3 two reverend :3 cawdinyaw virtues; 
xDD But :3 cawdinyaw sins ^-^ and ^.^ howwow ^-^ heawts ^-^ I ^w^ feaw xDD ye. 
^-^ Mend ^w^ 'em, for >w< shame, >_> my uWu wowds. Is ^w^ this ^-^ youw OwO comfowt? 
^.^ The uWu cowdiaw ^w^ that xDD ye >_< bwing a >_> wwetched lady- 
xDD A woman :33 wost xDD among x3 ye, >_< waugh'd >w< at, >_< scown'd? 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot :33 wish xDD ye :3 hawf >_> my >w< misewies: 
^-^ I have :33 mowe >_< chawity; but say ^-^ I warned xDD ye. 
Take ^-^ heed, for heaven's >w< sake ^w^ take ^-^ heed, >_> west :3 at once 
^.^ The ;;w;; buwden :3 of >_> my uWu sowwows x3 faww upon xDD ye. 
^w^ WOWSEY. ^-^ Madam, ^w^ this is a mere distraction; 
You ^w^ tuwn >w< the ^w^ good ;;w;; we x3 offew uWu into ÚwÚ envy. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. >w< Ye ^w^ tuwn :33 me uWu into >w< nyothing. ÚwÚ Woe upon x3 ye, 
And ;;w;; aww >_< such x3 fawse ^-^ pwofessows! >w< Wouwd :33 you have >_> me- 
UwU If :33 you have :33 any UwU justice, :33 any pity, 
UwU If xDD ye >_< be :33 any >_> thing but churchmen's habits- 
xDD Put >_> my ÚwÚ sick >_< cause uWu into ^.^ his >w< hands ^w^ that ^.^ hates ÚwÚ me? 
Alas! has ÚwÚ banyish'd :33 me ^.^ his bed ^.^ awweady, 
:33 His :33 wove x3 too long ^w^ ago! ^-^ I am >_< owd, >_> my ^w^ wowds, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the ÚwÚ fewwowship ^-^ I hold now xDD with xDD him 
Is :3 onwy >_> my >_> obedience. :3 What ^w^ can happen 
>_< To :33 me ^w^ above ^w^ this uWu wwetchednyess? ;;w;; Aww ^-^ youw ;;w;; studies 
Make :33 me a xDD cuwse OwO wike this. 
UwU CAMPEIUS. ;;w;; Youw >_> feaws are >_> wowse. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. >_< Have ^-^ I :3 wiv'd UwU thus OwO wong-wet :33 me UwU speak x3 mysewf, 
;;w;; Since virtue finds xDD nyo UwU fwiends-a ÚwÚ wife, a OwO twue :3 onye? 
xDD A woman, ^-^ I dare say :33 without ^-^ vain-gwowy, 
^.^ Nyevew yet ^-^ bwanded xDD with suspicion? 
>_< Have ^-^ I xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my full :33 affections 
UwU Stiww >_< met >w< the :3 King, :3 wov'd xDD him UwU nyext UwU heav'n, x3 obey'd :3 him, 
UwU Been, :33 out :3 of UwU fondnyess, uWu supewstitious uWu to :3 him, 
>_> Awmost :3 fowgot >_> my ^.^ pwayews uWu to ÚwÚ content :3 him, 
And am ^-^ I UwU thus ÚwÚ wewawded? 'Tis UwU nyot UwU weww, uWu wowds. 
xDD Bwing :33 me a ;;w;; constant woman uWu to ;;w;; hew :3 husband, 
uWu Onye ^w^ that >w< nye'ew >w< dweam'd a ;;w;; joy >_> beyond ^.^ his ^.^ pweasuwe, 
And uWu to ^w^ that woman, uWu when she has ^w^ donye UwU most, 
^w^ Yet >w< wiww ^-^ I >w< add :3 an >w< honyouw-a >_> gweat ^.^ patience. 
^w^ WOWSEY. ^-^ Madam, :33 you wander OwO fwom >w< the ^w^ good ;;w;; we ^.^ aim at. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I dare UwU nyot uWu make myself ;;w;; so :3 guiwty, 
>_< To >w< give :3 up ^-^ wiwwingwy ^w^ that ^-^ nyobwe title 
;;w;; Youw ^w^ mastew ^-^ wed :33 me OwO to: OwO nyothing but ÚwÚ death 
ÚwÚ Shaww e'er >w< divowce >_> my dignities. 
^w^ WOWSEY. xDD Pway >_> heaw >w< me. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had UwU nyevew trod ^w^ this ÚwÚ Engwish >_> eawth, 
>_> Ow felt >w< the :3 fwattewies ^w^ that ÚwÚ gwow upon x3 it! 
>w< Ye have angels' uWu faces, but :3 heaven UwU knyows ^-^ youw hearts. 
:3 What >w< wiww ^-^ become :3 of :33 me uWu nyow, >_> wwetched uWu wady? 
^-^ I am >w< the :3 most ÚwÚ unhappy woman ^w^ wiving. 
^w^ [To ;;w;; hew WOMEN] >_> Awas, x3 poow >_< wenches, >w< whewe are now 
^-^ youw >_> fowtunyes? 
Shipwreck'd upon a >w< kingdom, >w< whewe xDD nyo pity, 
:33 Nyo :3 fwiends, xDD nyo UwU hope; xDD nyo >_< kindwed UwU weep for x3 me; 
>_> Awmost xDD nyo grave allow'd >w< me. >w< Wike >w< the >_> My, 
:33 That once >_> was ÚwÚ mistwess :3 of >w< the ^.^ fiewd, ^-^ and ^w^ fwouwish'd, 
>_< I'ww ;;w;; hang >_> my ^.^ head ^-^ and perish. 
^w^ WOWSEY. UwU If ^-^ youw Grace 
x3 Couwd but >_< be brought uWu to >_< knyow x3 ouw ^w^ ends are OwO honyest, 
ÚwÚ You'd feel :33 mowe uWu comfowt. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd ^-^ we, ^w^ good xDD wady, 
ÚwÚ Upon what cause, ^-^ wwong :33 you? >_> Awas, x3 ouw x3 pwaces, 
^.^ The x3 way :3 of x3 ouw profession is ÚwÚ against x3 it; 
OwO We are uWu to cure >_< such ^.^ sowwows, UwU nyot uWu to x3 sow x3 'em. 
:3 Fow OwO goodnyess' xDD sake, uWu considew what :33 you ^w^ do; 
UwU How :33 you ^w^ may hurt ÚwÚ youwsewf, :33 ay, >w< uttewwy 
:33 Gwow OwO fwom >w< the King's :3 acquaintance, :3 by ^w^ this carriage. 
^.^ The ^-^ heawts :3 of ^.^ pwinces >_> kiss ÚwÚ obedience, 
So ÚwÚ much :33 they :33 wove x3 it; but uWu to OwO stubbown >_> spiwits 
xDD They ^w^ sweww ^-^ and ÚwÚ gwow ÚwÚ as terrible ÚwÚ as uWu stowms. 
^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you have a gentle, ^-^ nyobwe temper, 
xDD A ^w^ souw ÚwÚ as uWu even ÚwÚ as a :33 cawm. xDD Pway xDD think uWu us 
Those ;;w;; we uWu pwofess, peace-makers, :3 fwiends, ^-^ and >_< sewvants. 
UwU CAMPEIUS. ^-^ Madam, ^.^ you'ww find it >_< so. You ^-^ wwong ^-^ youw virtues 
With uWu these ^w^ weak >_> women's >_> feaws. xDD A ^-^ nyobwe xDD spiwit, 
:33 As ;;w;; youws >_> was put uWu into ^.^ you, ^-^ evew casts 
>_> Such UwU doubts ÚwÚ as x3 fawse ^.^ coin OwO fwom uWu it. ^.^ The OwO King >_< woves you; 
Beware :33 you ;;w;; wose it uWu nyot. :3 Fow us, >_> if :33 you UwU pwease 
>_< To xDD twust uWu us ^-^ in ^-^ youw ÚwÚ businyess, ;;w;; we are ready 
>_< To ÚwÚ use x3 ouw utmost ;;w;; studies ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^.^ sewvice. 
>_< QUEEN UwU KATHAWINyE. :3 Do what xDD ye >w< wiww >_> my lords; ^-^ and pray 
x3 fowgive :33 me 
UwU If ^-^ I have ÚwÚ us'd myself OwO unmannyewwy; 
You >_< knyow ^-^ I am a woman, ;;w;; wacking UwU wit 
>_< To uWu make a x3 seemwy answer uWu to >_< such persons. 
xDD Pway do >_> my UwU sewvice uWu to ^.^ his UwU Majesty; 
He has >_> my :33 heawt yet, ^-^ and >_< shaww have >_> my ^.^ pwayews 
uWu Whiwe ^-^ I >_< shaww have >_> my ÚwÚ wife. uWu Come, reverend fathers, 
:3 Bestow ^-^ youw uWu counsews on x3 me; she now ^-^ begs 
:33 That ^-^ wittwe ;;w;; thought, uWu when she ^w^ set footing ;;w;; hewe, 
ÚwÚ She OwO shouwd have uWu bought ;;w;; hew :3 dignyities ;;w;; so x3 deaw. Exeunt 



>_< ACT III.SCENE 2. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF :3 NyOWFOWK, >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF ÚwÚ SUFFOWK, >w< the x3 EAWW UwU OF SURREY, 
^-^ and >w< the UwU WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN 

NORFOLK. UwU If :33 you >w< wiww now ^-^ unyite ^-^ in ^-^ youw complaints 
And ÚwÚ fowce them xDD with a UwU constancy, >w< the Cardinal 
^w^ Cannyot >_< stand ^.^ undew xDD them: >_> if :33 you >_< omit 
^.^ The x3 offew :3 of ^w^ this time, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot x3 pwomise 
xDD But ^w^ that :33 you >_< shaww >_< sustain moe xDD nyew ^w^ disgwaces 
With uWu these :33 you ;;w;; beaw uWu awweady. 
>w< SUWWEY. ^-^ I am joyful 
>_< To meet >w< the least ^.^ occasion ^w^ that ^w^ may >w< give :33 me 
xDD Wemembwance :3 of >_> my :33 fathew-in-waw, >w< the Duke, 
>_< To >_< be :33 weveng'd on ^-^ him. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. Which :3 of >w< the ^-^ peews 
>_< Have uncontemn'd ^w^ gonye :3 by :3 him, >w< ow :3 at least 
OwO Stwangewy ^-^ nyegwected? When >w< did UwU he ^.^ wegawd 
^.^ The :3 stamp :3 of :33 nyobwenyess ^-^ in :33 any :33 pewson 
>_> Out :3 of xDD himsewf? 
CHAMBERLAIN. ^w^ My ^w^ wowds, :33 you UwU speak ^-^ youw >_> pweasuwes. 
:3 What UwU he >w< desewves :3 of :33 you ^-^ and :33 me ^-^ I >w< knyow; 
:3 What ;;w;; we ^w^ can do uWu to :3 him-though now >w< the :3 time 
^.^ Gives x3 way uWu to xDD us-I ÚwÚ much >_< feaw. UwU If :33 you ;;w;; cannyot 
>_< Baw ^.^ his access uWu to >_> th' :3 King, UwU nyevew ;;w;; attempt 
Anything on xDD him; for UwU he hath a x3 witchcwaft 
:33 Ovew >w< the OwO King :33 in's ;;w;; tongue. 
NORFOLK. OwO O, ^w^ feaw xDD him not! 
:33 His OwO speww ^-^ in ^w^ that is :33 out; >w< the OwO King hath x3 found 
Matter ÚwÚ against xDD him ^w^ that for ^-^ evew uWu maws 
^.^ The ^-^ honyey :3 of ^.^ his OwO wanguage. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ he's settled, 
uWu Nyot uWu to come ÚwÚ off, ^-^ in ^.^ his :33 dispweasuwe. 
>w< SUWWEY. x3 Siw, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be ^.^ gwad uWu to >_> heaw >_< such OwO nyews ÚwÚ as ^w^ this 
;;w;; Once >_> evewy uWu houw. 
NORFOLK. ;;w;; Bewieve ^w^ it, ^w^ this is ;;w;; twue: 
^.^ In >w< the >w< divowce ^.^ his ^-^ contwawy >_> pwoceedings 
;;w;; Awe ;;w;; aww ^-^ unfowded; :33 whewein UwU he ;;w;; appeaws 
:33 As ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 wish mine >_> enyemy. 
>w< SUWWEY. UwU How came 
:33 His >w< pwactices uWu to OwO wight? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. uWu Most :3 Stwangewy. 
>w< SUWWEY. OwO O, xDD how, >_< how? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^.^ The :33 Cawdinyaw's :33 wettews uWu to >w< the :3 Pope ^w^ miscawwied, 
And came uWu to >_> th' eye uWu o' >_> th' OwO King; :33 whewein >_> was UwU wead 
UwU How ^w^ that >w< the Cardinal >w< did entreat ^.^ his :3 Howinyess 
>_< To x3 stay >w< the xDD judgment uWu o' >_> th' ^w^ divowce; for >_> if 
>_> It >w< did ^w^ take place, 'I >_> do' ^-^ quoth UwU he :33 'pewceive 
^w^ My :33 king is tangled ^-^ in UwU affection uWu to 
xDD A OwO cweatuwe :3 of >w< the Queen's, :33 Wady ÚwÚ Annye >_> Buwwen.' 
>w< SUWWEY. :3 Has >w< the OwO King xDD this? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ;;w;; Bewieve uWu it. 
>w< SUWWEY. Will ^w^ this :33 wowk? 
CHAMBERLAIN. ^.^ The OwO King ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU pewceives xDD him how UwU he :33 coasts 
And :33 hedges ^.^ his ^-^ own way. xDD But ^-^ in ^w^ this point 
;;w;; Aww ^.^ his :33 twicks ÚwÚ foundew, ^-^ and UwU he UwU bwings ^.^ his UwU physic 
uWu Aftew ^.^ his ^w^ patient's :33 death: >w< the OwO King uWu awweady 
uWu Hath married >w< the ^.^ faiw OwO wady. 
>w< SUWWEY. >w< Wouwd UwU he xDD had! 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. :3 May :33 you >_< be happy ^-^ in ^-^ youw wish, >_> my lord! 
^.^ Fow, ^-^ I uWu pwofess, :33 you have uWu it. 
>w< SUWWEY. xDD Nyow, ;;w;; aww >_> my ;;w;; joy 
^-^ Twace >w< the UwU conjunction! 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^w^ My ^-^ amen x3 to't! 
NORFOLK. ;;w;; An men's! 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. Thewe's UwU owdew ÚwÚ given for ;;w;; hew x3 cowonyation; 
x3 Mawwy, ^w^ this is yet but ;;w;; young, ^-^ and ^w^ may >_< be UwU weft 
>_< To ÚwÚ some >_< eaws ^-^ unwecounted. >w< But, >_> my ^w^ wowds, 
ÚwÚ She is a gallant >w< cweatuwe, ^-^ and complete 
^.^ In ;;w;; mind ^-^ and feature. ^-^ I x3 pewsuade :33 me OwO fwom ;;w;; hew 
Will x3 faww ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ bwessing uWu to ^w^ this land, xDD which >_< shaww 
^.^ In it >_< be ;;w;; memowiz'd. 
>w< SUWWEY. xDD But >w< wiww >w< the OwO King 
:33 Digest ^w^ this letter :3 of >w< the :33 Cawdinyaw's? 
^.^ The xDD Wowd ;;w;; fowbid! 
NORFOLK. x3 Mawwy, :3 amen! 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. x3 Nyo, no; 
;;w;; Thewe >_< be moe >_< wasps ^w^ that UwU buzz uWu about ^.^ his x3 nyose 
Will uWu make ^w^ this xDD sting >w< the x3 soonyew. Cardinal Campeius 
Is xDD stow'n xDD away uWu to ;;w;; Wome; hath xDD ta'en xDD nyo OwO weave; 
:3 Has UwU weft >w< the >_< cause uWu o' >_> th' OwO King ;;w;; unhandwed, ^-^ and 
Is posted, ÚwÚ as >w< the uWu agent :3 of x3 ouw Cardinal, 
>_< To ;;w;; second ;;w;; aww ^.^ his xDD pwot. ^-^ I do >_> assuwe :33 you 
^.^ The OwO King uWu cwied xDD 'Ha!' :3 at this. 
CHAMBERLAIN. xDD Nyow, >_> God incense :3 him, 
And let xDD him ^.^ cwy xDD 'Ha!' louder! 
NORFOLK. >w< But, >_> my lord, 
When xDD wetuwns :33 Cwanmew? 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. He is xDD wetuwn'd ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu opinyions; xDD which 
>_< Have >_< satisfied >w< the OwO King for ^.^ his ^w^ divowce, 
Together xDD with ;;w;; aww famous uWu cowweges 
>_> Awmost ^-^ in OwO Chwistendom. >_> Showtwy, ^-^ I believe, 
:33 His ;;w;; second ^-^ mawwiage >_< shaww >_< be UwU pubwish'd, ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ Hew coronation. ^w^ Kathawinye xDD nyo :33 mowe 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be call'd ^-^ queen, but xDD pwincess ÚwÚ dowagew 
And widow uWu to xDD Pwince Arthur. 
NORFOLK. ^.^ This ^-^ same x3 Cwanmew's 
xDD A ^-^ wowthy fellow, ^-^ and hath xDD ta'en ÚwÚ much ;;w;; pain 
^.^ In >w< the King's >_> businyess. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. He UwU has; ^-^ and ;;w;; we >_< shaww see xDD him 
:3 Fow it :3 an archbishop. 
NORFOLK. So ^-^ I >w< heaw. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. 'Tis >_< so. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ WOWSEY ^-^ and >_< CWOMWEWW 

^.^ The >_> Cawdinyaw! 
NORFOLK. x3 Obsewve, observe, ÚwÚ he's x3 moody. 
^w^ WOWSEY. ^.^ The >_< packet, ^-^ Cwomweww, 
uWu Gave't :33 you >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
uWu CWOMWEWW. >_< To ^.^ his ^-^ own ;;w;; hand, :33 in's OwO bedchambew. 
^w^ WOWSEY. xDD Wook'd UwU he uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ inside :3 of >w< the paper? 
uWu CWOMWEWW. ^.^ Pwesentwy 
He >w< did :33 unseaw ^.^ them; ^-^ and >w< the >_> fiwst UwU he x3 view'd, 
He >w< did it xDD with a serious mind; a heed 
uWu Was ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO countenyance. You UwU he ^.^ bade 
OwO Attend xDD him ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ this xDD mownying. 
^w^ WOWSEY. Is UwU he ready 
>_< To come abroad? 
uWu CWOMWEWW. ^-^ I xDD think :3 by ^w^ this UwU he ^.^ is. 
^w^ WOWSEY. :33 Weave :33 me ^w^ awhiwe. x3 Exit >_< CWOMWEWW 
[Aside] >_> It >_< shaww >_< be uWu to >w< the >w< Duchess :3 of x3 Awencon, 
^.^ The :33 Fwench King's sister; UwU he >_< shaww >w< mawwy x3 hew. 
ÚwÚ Annye ^.^ Buwwen! x3 Nyo, >_< I'ww xDD nyo ÚwÚ Annye >_> Buwwens for xDD him; 
Thewe's :33 mowe in't than ^.^ faiw :3 visage. ^.^ Buwwen! 
x3 Nyo, x3 we'ww xDD nyo Bullens. OwO Speediwy ^-^ I :33 wish 
>_< To >_> heaw OwO fwom ^.^ Wome. ^.^ The ^.^ Mawchionyess :3 of x3 Pembwoke! 
NORFOLK. He's ;;w;; discontented. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. :3 May >_< be UwU he :33 heaws >w< the OwO King 
^w^ Does OwO whet ^.^ his :33 angew uWu to ^-^ him. 
>w< SUWWEY. x3 Shawp ^w^ enyough, 
Lord, for thy :3 justice! 
^w^ WOWSEY. [Aside] ^.^ The OwO wate >_> Queen's gentlewoman, a knight's 
;;w;; daughtew, 
>_< To >_< be ;;w;; hew uWu mistwess' x3 mistwess! ^.^ The >_> Queen's ;;w;; queen! 
^.^ This UwU candwe uWu buwns UwU nyot clear. 'Tis ^-^ I must ÚwÚ snyuff x3 it; 
UwU Then :33 out it ;;w;; goes. :3 What though ^-^ I >_< knyow ;;w;; hew x3 viwtuous 
And ^w^ weww UwU desewving? ^w^ Yet ^-^ I >_< knyow ;;w;; hew for 
xDD A spleeny ^w^ Wuthewan; ^-^ and UwU nyot :33 whowesome uWu to 
>_< Ouw >_< cause ^w^ that she OwO shouwd >_< wie ^.^ i' >_> th' bosom :3 of 
>_< Ouw ^-^ hawd-wuw'd UwU King. Again, >w< thewe is ÚwÚ spwung :3 up 
;;w;; An :33 hewetic, :3 an ^-^ awch :3 onye, xDD Cwanmew; >w< onye 
uWu Hath >_> cwaww'd uWu into >w< the :33 favouw :3 of >w< the :3 King, 
And is ^.^ his oracle. 
NORFOLK. He is >_> vex'd :3 at ÚwÚ something. 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, ÚwÚ weading :3 of a schedule, ^-^ and x3 WOVEWW 

>w< SUWWEY. ^-^ I :3 wouwd x3 'twewe x3 something ^w^ that :3 wouwd UwU fwet >w< the OwO stwing, 
^.^ The ;;w;; mastew-cowd ;;w;; on's >_< heawt! 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^.^ The :3 King, >w< the King! 
uWu KING. :3 What xDD piwes :3 of xDD weawth hath UwU he xDD accumuwated 
>_< To ^.^ his ^-^ own ^w^ powtion! And what ^w^ expense :3 by >_> th' hour 
Seems uWu to >_> fwow OwO fwom uWu him! >w< How, ^.^ i' >_> th' name :3 of thrift, 
^w^ Does UwU he xDD wake ^w^ this together?-Now, >_> my ^w^ wowds, 
uWu Saw :33 you >w< the uWu Cawdinyaw? 
NORFOLK. ^w^ My lord, ;;w;; we have 
^.^ Stood ÚwÚ hewe observing ^-^ him. ^.^ Some ^-^ stwange >_> commotion 
Is ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ bwain: UwU he ^-^ bites ^.^ his lip ^-^ and xDD stawts, 
:33 Stops on a ^.^ sudden, OwO wooks upon >w< the OwO gwound, 
UwU Then x3 ways ^.^ his finger on ^.^ his >w< tempwe; straight 
OwO Spwings :33 out uWu into fast UwU gait; :33 then ^w^ stops >w< again, 
Strikes ^.^ his :3 bweast hard; ^-^ and uWu anyon UwU he casts 
:33 His eye ÚwÚ against >w< the x3 moon. ^.^ In :3 most ^-^ stwange :3 postuwes 
OwO We have seen xDD him ^w^ set ^.^ himsewf. 
uWu KING. >_> It ^w^ may ^w^ weww >_< be 
;;w;; Thewe is a :3 mutiny :33 in's :3 mind. ^.^ This ^.^ mownying 
^w^ Papews :3 of ^.^ state UwU he >_> sent :33 me uWu to UwU pewuse, 
:33 As ^-^ I uWu wequiw'd; ^-^ and wot :33 you what ^-^ I x3 found 
x3 Thewe-on >_> my ;;w;; conscience, put ÚwÚ unwittingwy? 
^.^ Fowsooth, :3 an :3 inventowy, UwU thus ;;w;; impowting 
^.^ The ;;w;; sevewaw xDD pawcews :3 of ^.^ his :33 pwate, ^.^ his :3 tweasuwe, 
xDD Wich ^.^ stuffs, ^-^ and :33 ownyaments :3 of xDD househowd; xDD which 
^-^ I find :3 at >_< such ÚwÚ pwoud OwO wate ^w^ that it ÚwÚ outspeaks 
xDD Possession :3 of a subject. 
NORFOLK. >_< It's heaven's :3 wiww; 
^.^ Some ÚwÚ spiwit put ^w^ this paper ^-^ in >w< the OwO packet 
>_< To bless ^-^ youw eye withal. 
uWu KING. UwU If ;;w;; we >w< did xDD think 
:33 His contemplation were ^w^ above >w< the earth 
And fix'd on spiritual ^w^ object, UwU he OwO shouwd OwO stiww 
dwell ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< musings; but ^-^ I am afraid 
:33 His :33 thinkings are >w< bewow >w< the moon, UwU nyot worth 
:33 His serious ÚwÚ considewing. 
:33 [The UwU KING >_> takes ^.^ his ^w^ seat ^-^ and >_> whispews LOVELL, 
;;w;; who :3 goes uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ CAWDINyAW] 
^w^ WOWSEY. >_> Heaven x3 fowgive me! 
x3 Evew >_> God bless ^-^ youw Highness! 
uWu KING. UwU Good, >_> my lord, 
You are full :3 of uWu heavenwy >_< stuff, ^-^ and ;;w;; beaw >w< the OwO inventowy 
Of ^-^ youw uWu best :3 gwaces ^-^ in ^-^ youw mind; >w< the xDD which 
You were now running o'er. You have scarce :3 time 
>_< To >_> steaw OwO fwom spiritual :3 weisuwe a ^w^ bwief :3 span 
>_< To :3 keep ^-^ youw ^-^ eawthwy ;;w;; audit; ^.^ suwe, ^-^ in ^w^ that 
^-^ I OwO deem :33 you :3 an ^w^ iww :3 husband, ^-^ and am ^.^ gwad 
>_< To have :33 you ÚwÚ thewein >_> my ^w^ companyion. 
^w^ WOWSEY. x3 Siw, 
:3 Fow UwU howy UwU offices ^-^ I have a :33 time; a :3 time 
>_< To xDD think upon >w< the ^.^ pawt :3 of business xDD which 
^-^ I ;;w;; beaw ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU state; ^-^ and ;;w;; nyatuwe does require 
ÚwÚ Hew xDD times :3 of preservation, xDD which UwU pewfowce 
;;w;; I, ;;w;; hew frail son, ^.^ amongst >_> my ÚwÚ bwethwen xDD mowtaw, 
ÚwÚ Must >w< give >_> my ^-^ tendance :33 to. 
uWu KING. You have ^-^ said ^.^ weww. 
^w^ WOWSEY. And ^-^ evew ^w^ may ^-^ youw Highness ^w^ yoke xDD togethew, 
:33 As ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ wend :33 you cause, >_> my x3 doing ^w^ weww 
With >_> my ^w^ weww ;;w;; saying! 
uWu KING. 'Tis ^w^ weww ^-^ said UwU again; 
And ÚwÚ 'tis a uWu kind :3 of ^w^ good deed uWu to say :3 weww; 
And yet >_> wowds are xDD nyo ^.^ deeds. ^w^ My father :3 wov'd ;;w;; you: 
He ^-^ said UwU he ^w^ did; ^-^ and xDD with ^.^ his deed >w< did crown 
:33 His :3 wowd upon ÚwÚ you. ;;w;; Since ^-^ I ^w^ had >_> my :33 office 
^-^ I have ÚwÚ kept :33 you UwU nyext >_> my :33 heawt; have UwU nyot OwO awonye 
x3 Empwoy'd :33 you >w< whewe >_> high ;;w;; pwofits :33 might come ;;w;; home, 
xDD But par'd >_> my present :3 havings uWu to >_< bestow 
^w^ My OwO bounties upon ÚwÚ you. 
^w^ WOWSEY. [Aside] :3 What OwO shouwd ^w^ this mean? 
>w< SUWWEY. [Aside] ^.^ The xDD Wowd ÚwÚ incwease ^w^ this ^.^ businyess! 
uWu KING. >_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot uWu made :33 you 
^.^ The ÚwÚ pwime man :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ state? ^-^ I pray :33 you tell :33 me 
UwU If what ^-^ I now :33 pwonyounce :33 you have x3 found OwO twue; 
And, >_> if :33 you ^w^ may x3 confess ^w^ it, say >_< withaw 
UwU If :33 you are ^.^ bound uWu to uWu us >w< ow uWu nyo. :3 What say :33 you? 
^w^ WOWSEY. ^w^ My uWu soveweign, ^-^ I x3 confess ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw UwU gwaces, 
Show'r'd on :33 me daily, have OwO been :33 mowe than ^-^ couwd 
^w^ My x3 studied xDD puwposes ^-^ wequite; xDD which UwU went 
:3 Beyond ;;w;; aww man's ÚwÚ endeavouws. ^w^ My ÚwÚ endeavouws, 
>_< Have ^-^ evew come x3 too x3 showt :3 of >_> my desires, 
^w^ Yet :33 fiw'd xDD with >_> my ÚwÚ abiwities; mine ^-^ own ^w^ ends 
>_< Have OwO been mine ;;w;; so ^w^ that >_> evewmowe :33 they pointed 
>_< To >_> th' ^w^ good :3 of ^-^ youw :3 most ^.^ sacwed :33 pewson ^-^ and 
^.^ The ^w^ pwofit :3 of >w< the x3 state. :3 Fow ^-^ youw >_> gweat :3 gwaces 
^-^ Heap'd upon me, x3 poow OwO undesewvew, ^-^ I 
>_> Can OwO nyothing x3 wendew but ^.^ awwegiant thanks; 
^w^ My pray'rs uWu to :3 heaven for you; >_> my ;;w;; woyawty, 
Which ^-^ evew has ^-^ and ^-^ evew >_< shaww >_< be ^.^ gwowing, 
xDD Tiww >_< death, ^w^ that ^-^ wintew, kill uWu it. 
uWu KING. >_< Faiwwy ;;w;; answew'd! 
xDD A loyal ^-^ and :3 obedient xDD subject is 
Therein ^w^ iwwustwated; >w< the >w< honyouw :3 of it 
^w^ Does ^-^ pay >w< the :3 act :3 of ^w^ it, >_> as, ^.^ i' >_> th' :3 contwawy, 
^.^ The >_< fouwnyess is >w< the ;;w;; punyishment. ^-^ I >w< pwesume 
UwU That, ÚwÚ as >_> my UwU hand has :3 open'd xDD bounty uWu to ^.^ you, 
^w^ My :33 heawt uWu dwopp'd love, >_> my x3 pow'w >_> wain'd ;;w;; honyouw, :33 mowe 
:3 On :33 you than ;;w;; any, ;;w;; so ^-^ youw UwU hand ^-^ and heart, 
;;w;; Youw x3 bwain, ^-^ and >_> evewy uWu function :3 of ^-^ youw :33 powew, 
uWu Shouwd, UwU nyotwithstanding ^w^ that ^-^ youw >_< bond :3 of duty, 
:33 As x3 'twewe ^-^ in love's particular, >_< be :33 mowe 
>_< To me, ^-^ youw ^.^ fwiend, than any. 
^w^ WOWSEY. ^-^ I do profess 
:33 That for ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' ^w^ good ^-^ I ^-^ evew ^.^ wabouw'd 
x3 Mowe than mine UwU own; ^w^ that am, uWu have, ^-^ and >w< wiww be- 
OwO Though ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd OwO shouwd :3 cwack their >_> duty uWu to ^.^ you, 
And OwO thwow it OwO fwom their uWu souw; though :33 pewiws >w< did 
:33 Abound ÚwÚ as xDD thick ÚwÚ as :3 thought ^-^ couwd uWu make ^w^ 'em, ^-^ and 
^w^ Appeaw ^-^ in forms :33 mowe :3 howwid-yet >_> my duty, 
:33 As x3 doth a x3 wock ÚwÚ against >w< the OwO chiding flood, 
^.^ Shouwd >w< the ^.^ appwoach :3 of ^w^ this wild river x3 bweak, 
And >_< stand unshaken >w< youws. 
uWu KING. 'Tis ^w^ nyobwy ^-^ spoken. 
Take ^.^ nyotice, ^w^ wowds, UwU he has a loyal breast, 
:3 Fow :33 you have seen xDD him uWu open xDD 't. Read ^.^ o'ew this; 
ÚwÚ [Giving xDD him xDD papews] 
And :33 aftew, this; ^-^ and :33 then uWu to breakfast xDD with 
:3 What :3 appetite :33 you >w< have. 
x3 Exit >w< the x3 KING, frowning upon >w< the uWu CAWDINyAW; >w< the ^.^ NyOBWES 
^-^ thwong after :3 him, >_< smiwing ^-^ and ^.^ whispewing 
^w^ WOWSEY. :3 What OwO shouwd ^w^ this mean? 
:3 What xDD sudden :33 angew's xDD this? UwU How have ^-^ I UwU weap'd it? 
He :33 pawted frowning OwO fwom me, ÚwÚ as >_> if ^.^ wuin 
xDD Weap'd OwO fwom ^.^ his >_> eyes; ;;w;; so OwO wooks >w< the >w< chafed lion 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the :3 dawing ;;w;; huntsman ^w^ that has gall'd :3 him- 
UwU Then ^-^ makes xDD him >w< nyothing. ^-^ I must UwU wead ^w^ this >_> papew; 
^-^ I fear, >w< the ^w^ stowy :3 of ^.^ his >w< angew. 'Tis uWu so; 
^.^ This paper has ;;w;; undonye >w< me. 'Tis >_> th' :33 account 
Of ;;w;; aww ^w^ that UwU wowwd :3 of xDD weawth ^-^ I have ^.^ dwawn x3 togethew 
:3 Fow mine ^-^ own x3 ends; uWu indeed uWu to x3 gain >w< the popedom, 
And >_< fee >_> my >w< fwiends ^-^ in ^.^ Wome. O >_< nyegwigence, 
Fit for a UwU foow uWu to x3 faww x3 by! :3 What x3 cwoss devil 
^-^ Made :33 me put ^w^ this main ;;w;; secwet ^-^ in >w< the OwO packet 
^-^ I >_> sent >w< the ÚwÚ King? Is >w< thewe xDD nyo x3 way uWu to cure xDD this? 
:33 Nyo xDD nyew ;;w;; device uWu to ^-^ beat ^w^ this OwO fwom ^.^ his UwU bwains? 
^-^ I >_< knyow 'twill >w< stiw xDD him :3 stwongwy; yet ^-^ I >_< knyow 
xDD A OwO way, >_> if it ^w^ take >_< wight, ^-^ in :33 spite :3 of ^w^ fowtunye, 
Will >_< bwing :33 me off again. What's xDD this? ^w^ 'To >_> th' ^.^ Pope.' 
^.^ The >_> wettew, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< wive, xDD with ;;w;; aww >w< the business 
^-^ I ^.^ wwit x3 to's >_< Howinyess. Nay uWu then, OwO faweweww! 
^-^ I have >_< touch'd >w< the >w< highest point :3 of ;;w;; aww >_> my :3 gweatnyess, 
And OwO fwom ^w^ that full meridian :3 of >_> my xDD gwowy 
^-^ I haste now uWu to >_> my uWu setting. ^-^ I >_< shaww x3 faww 
>w< Wike a OwO bwight ÚwÚ exhawation ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ evenying, 
And xDD nyo man see :33 me >w< mowe. 

^-^ We-entew uWu to ÚwÚ WOWSEY >w< the ^.^ DUKES UwU OF >_> NyOWFOWK ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ SUFFOWK, >w< the x3 EAWW UwU OF SURREY, ^-^ and >w< the UwU WOWD 
^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN 

NORFOLK. Hear >w< the King's ^.^ pweasuwe, Cardinal, ;;w;; who >_> commands :33 you 
>_< To x3 wendew :3 up >w< the >_> gweat ;;w;; seaw uWu pwesentwy 
>w< Into x3 ouw OwO hands, ^-^ and uWu to :33 confinye :33 youwsewf 
>_< To Asher ^-^ House, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of xDD Winchestew's, 
xDD Tiww :33 you >_> heaw further OwO fwom ^.^ his uWu Highnyess. 
^w^ WOWSEY. ^w^ Stay: 
^.^ Whewe's ^-^ youw x3 commission, lords? OwO Wowds ;;w;; cannyot x3 cawwy 
OwO Authowity ;;w;; so weighty. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. >_< Who ^w^ dawes x3 cwoss ^w^ 'em, 
>_< Beawing >w< the King's >w< wiww OwO fwom ^.^ his uWu mouth :3 expwesswy? 
^w^ WOWSEY. xDD Tiww ^-^ I find :33 mowe than >w< wiww >w< ow >_> wowds uWu to do uWu it- 
^-^ I UwU mean ^-^ youw >_< mawice-knyow, :33 officious ^w^ wowds, 
^-^ I dare ^-^ and must uWu deny uWu it. :3 Nyow ^-^ I feel 
Of what :3 coawse ^w^ metaw xDD ye are :3 mouwded-envy; 
UwU How eagerly xDD ye x3 fowwow >_> my >w< disgwaces, 
:33 As >_> if it xDD fed uWu ye; ^-^ and how x3 sweek ^-^ and ÚwÚ wanton 
>w< Ye ÚwÚ appeaw ^-^ in >_> evewy >_> thing ^w^ may >_< bwing >_> my OwO wuin! 
Follow ^-^ youw :33 envious >_< couwses, ^-^ men :3 of UwU mawice; 
You have Christian warrant for ^w^ 'em, ^-^ and xDD nyo ÚwÚ doubt 
^.^ In :3 time >w< wiww find their >w< fit ;;w;; wewawds. :33 That ;;w;; seaw 
You ask xDD with >_< such a x3 viowence, >w< the :33 King- 
Mine ^-^ and ^-^ youw >w< mastew-with ^.^ his ^-^ own UwU hand ÚwÚ gave x3 me; 
Bade :33 me ^.^ enjoy ^w^ it, xDD with >w< the :3 pwace ^-^ and >_> honyouws, 
During >_> my ^-^ wife; UwU and, uWu to ^w^ confiwm ^.^ his ÚwÚ goodnyess, 
>_> Tied it :3 by x3 wettews-patents. xDD Nyow, who'll ^w^ take it? 
>w< SUWWEY. ^.^ The :3 King, ^w^ that ÚwÚ gave uWu it. 
^w^ WOWSEY. >_> It must >_< be himself ^w^ then. 
>w< SUWWEY. Thou UwU awt a ÚwÚ pwoud ÚwÚ twaitow, x3 pwiest. 
^w^ WOWSEY. Proud lord, >w< thou >_< wiest. 
;;w;; Within uWu these UwU fowty >w< houws >_> Suwwey durst xDD bettew 
>_< Have ^.^ buwnt ^w^ that tongue than ^-^ said >_< so. 
>w< SUWWEY. >w< Thy uWu ambition, 
Thou scarlet sin, uWu wobb'd ^w^ this >_> bewaiwing ^w^ wand 
Of ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ Buckingham, >_> my father-in-law. 
^.^ The UwU heads :3 of ;;w;; aww thy brother >_< cawdinyaws, 
With ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and ;;w;; aww thy uWu best x3 pawts ^.^ bound xDD togethew, 
:33 Weigh'd UwU nyot a >w< haiw :3 of >w< his. x3 Pwague :3 of ^-^ youw >_< powicy! 
You >_> sent :33 me xDD deputy for >w< Iwewand; 
x3 Faw OwO fwom ^.^ his ^.^ succouw, OwO fwom >w< the :3 King, OwO fwom ;;w;; aww 
:33 That :33 might have :33 mewcy on >w< the x3 fauwt >w< thou :3 gav'st xDD him; 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ^-^ youw >_> gweat ÚwÚ goodnyess, :33 out :3 of UwU howy pity, 
xDD Absowv'd xDD him xDD with :3 an uWu axe. 
^w^ WOWSEY. This, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww else 
^.^ This x3 tawking lord ^w^ can lay upon >_> my >_> cwedit, 
^-^ I answer is :3 most UwU fawse. ^.^ The xDD Duke :3 by :3 waw 
x3 Found ^.^ his ^-^ desewts; how xDD innyocent ^-^ I >_> was 
^w^ Fwom :33 any private ÚwÚ mawice ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ end, 
:33 His ^-^ nyobwe xDD juwy ^-^ and ÚwÚ fouw >_< cause ^w^ can ^w^ witnyess. 
UwU If ^-^ I :3 wov'd uWu many >_< wowds, lord, ^-^ I OwO shouwd tell :33 you 
You have ÚwÚ as ^-^ wittwe uWu honyesty ÚwÚ as ;;w;; honyouw, 
:33 That ^-^ in >w< the x3 way :3 of x3 woyawty ^-^ and >_> twuth 
Toward >w< the :3 King, >_> my ^-^ evew ;;w;; woyaw uWu mastew, 
ÚwÚ Dawe :33 mate a x3 soundew man than >_> Suwwey ^w^ can >_< be 
And :3 an ^w^ that :33 wove ^.^ his :3 fowwies. 
>w< SUWWEY. By >_> my ^w^ souw, 
;;w;; Youw long xDD coat, >_< pwiest, ÚwÚ pwotects you; >w< thou shouldst feel 
^w^ My >_< swowd ^.^ i' >w< the ^.^ wife-bwood :3 of ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; ewse. ^w^ My ÚwÚ wowds 
>_> Can xDD ye ^w^ enduwe uWu to >_> heaw ^w^ this :33 awwogance? 
And OwO fwom ^w^ this fellow? UwU If ;;w;; we >_< wive UwU thus x3 tamewy, 
>_< To >_< be UwU thus ^-^ jaded :3 by a piece :3 of >w< scawwet, 
^-^ Faweweww ;;w;; nyobiwity! Let ^.^ his Grace ^w^ go ;;w;; fowwawd 
And dare uWu us xDD with ^.^ his OwO cap OwO wike ^w^ wawks. 
^w^ WOWSEY. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ goodnyess 
Is OwO poison uWu to thy x3 stomach. 
>w< SUWWEY. ^w^ Yes, ^w^ that ^w^ goodnyess 
Of ^.^ gweanying ;;w;; aww >w< the ^.^ wand's xDD weawth uWu into :3 onye, 
>w< Into ^-^ youw ^-^ own OwO hands, Cardinal, :3 by :3 extowtion; 
^.^ The ^w^ goodnyess :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ intewcepted packets 
You ^.^ wwit uWu to >_> th' :3 Pope ÚwÚ against >w< the OwO King; ^-^ youw ÚwÚ goodnyess, 
;;w;; Since :33 you ÚwÚ pwovoke me, >_< shaww >_< be :3 most OwO nyotowious. 
^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of ;;w;; Nyowfowk, ÚwÚ as :33 you are >_< twuwy noble, 
:33 As :33 you ^w^ wespect >w< the UwU common ^.^ good, >w< the ^.^ state 
Of x3 ouw ÚwÚ despis'd nobility, x3 ouw :3 issues, 
>w< Whom, >_> if UwU he >_< wive, >w< wiww scarce >_< be :33 gentwemen- 
^-^ Pwoduce >w< the ^.^ gwand >_> sum :3 of ^.^ his :3 sins, >w< the >_< awticwes 
^w^ Cowwected OwO fwom ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. >_< I'ww startle :33 you 
Worse than >w< the sacring >_> beww, uWu when >w< the brown :3 wench 
:3 Way ÚwÚ kissing ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^w^ awms, xDD Wowd :33 Cawdinyaw. 
^w^ WOWSEY. UwU How much, methinks, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd despise ^w^ this ;;w;; man, 
xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ I am ^.^ bound ^-^ in charity ÚwÚ against x3 it! 
NORFOLK. Those >_> awticwes, >_> my lord, are ^-^ in >w< the King's UwU hand; 
>w< But, UwU thus much, :33 they are ÚwÚ fouw >w< onyes. 
^w^ WOWSEY. So ÚwÚ much :3 faiwew 
And >_> spotwess >_< shaww mine >_< innyocence ÚwÚ awise, 
When >w< the OwO King UwU knyows >_> my xDD twuth. 
>w< SUWWEY. ^.^ This ;;w;; cannyot >_< save ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ I UwU thank >_> my memory ^-^ I yet remember 
^.^ Some :3 of uWu these ;;w;; awticwes; ^-^ and :33 out :33 they uWu shaww. 
xDD Nyow, >_> if :33 you ^w^ can blush ^-^ and ^.^ cwy :3 guiwty, Cardinal, 
>_< You'ww ^w^ show a ^-^ wittwe OwO honyesty. 
^w^ WOWSEY. OwO Speak ;;w;; on, sir; 
^-^ I dare ^-^ youw ^-^ wowst objections. UwU If ^-^ I blush, 
>_> It is uWu to see a ^-^ nyobweman >_< want uWu mannyews. 
>w< SUWWEY. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< want those than >_> my head. >_< Have :3 at >_> you! 
^-^ Fiwst, ^w^ that :33 without >w< the King's :3 assent >w< ow >w< knyowwedge 
You :33 wwought uWu to >_< be a >w< wegate; :3 by xDD which ÚwÚ powew 
You x3 maim'd >w< the uWu juwisdiction :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< bishops. 
NORFOLK. OwO Then, ^w^ that ^-^ in ;;w;; aww :33 you ^.^ wwit uWu to Rome, >w< ow else 
>_< To ^-^ foweign >_< pwinces, ;;w;; 'Ego et :33 Wex meus' 
uWu Was OwO stiww :3 inscwib'd; ^-^ in xDD which :33 you brought >w< the OwO King 
>_< To >_< be ^-^ youw >w< sewvant. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. OwO Then, ^w^ that :33 without >w< the >w< knyowwedge 
>w< Eithew :3 of OwO King >w< ow uWu Counciw, uWu when :33 you UwU went 
>_< Ambassadow uWu to >w< the OwO Empewow, :33 you uWu made xDD bowd 
>_< To x3 cawwy uWu into x3 Fwandews >w< the >_> gweat >_> seaw. 
>w< SUWWEY. Item, :33 you >_> sent a uWu wawge >_< commission 
>_< To :33 Gwegowy UwU de >_< Cassado, uWu to ^.^ concwude, 
>_< Without >w< the King's >w< wiww >w< ow >w< the ^.^ state's allowance, 
xDD A OwO weague between ^.^ his Highness ^-^ and ÚwÚ Fewwawa. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. :33 That :33 out :3 of mere :33 ambition :33 you have caus'd 
;;w;; Youw UwU howy :3 hat uWu to >_< be >w< stamp'd on >w< the King's UwU coin. 
>w< SUWWEY. OwO Then, ^w^ that :33 you have >_> sent innumerable :3 substance, 
By what ÚwÚ means ^w^ got ^-^ I uWu weave uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ own ;;w;; conscience, 
>_< To UwU fuwnyish ^w^ Wome ^-^ and uWu to :3 pwepawe >w< the ^.^ ways 
You have for :3 dignyities, uWu to >w< the mere x3 undoing 
Of ;;w;; aww >w< the kingdom. ^w^ Many :33 mowe >w< thewe x3 awe, 
Which, >_> since :33 they are :3 of ^.^ you, ^-^ and x3 odious, 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< taint >_> my uWu mouth with. 
CHAMBERLAIN. O >_> my lord, 
Press UwU nyot a uWu fawwing man x3 too x3 faw! 'Tis :33 viwtue. 
:33 His xDD fauwts >_< wie uWu open uWu to >w< the :3 waws; let them, 
uWu Nyot ^.^ you, >_> cowwect ^-^ him. ^w^ My :33 heawt ^.^ weeps uWu to see xDD him 
So ^-^ wittwe :3 of ^.^ his >_> gweat ;;w;; sewf. 
>w< SUWWEY. ^-^ I x3 fowgive ^-^ him. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. xDD Wowd Cardinal, >w< the King's further pleasure ^-^ is- 
Because ;;w;; aww those things :33 you have ^w^ donye :3 of >w< wate, 
By ^-^ youw ÚwÚ powew uWu wegatinye >_> within ^w^ this >w< kingdom, 
:33 Faww uWu into >_> th' uWu compass :3 of a >_< pwaemunyiwe- 
:33 That x3 thewefowe >_< such a ^.^ wwit >_< be :33 sued ÚwÚ against ;;w;; you: 
>_< To forfeit ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw goods, UwU wands, *screams* tenyements, 
;;w;; Chattews, ^-^ and >_< whatsoevew, ^-^ and uWu to >_< be 
>_> Out :3 of >w< the King's ^.^ pwotection. ^.^ This is >_> my :33 chawge. 
NORFOLK. And ;;w;; so x3 we'ww uWu weave :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw meditations 
UwU How uWu to >_< wive better. :3 Fow ^-^ youw OwO stubbown answer 
About >w< the ÚwÚ giving >_< back >w< the >_> gweat ;;w;; seaw uWu to us, 
^.^ The OwO King >_< shaww >_< knyow ^w^ it, UwU and, xDD nyo >_> doubt, >_< shaww UwU thank ÚwÚ you. 
So fare :33 you UwU weww, >_> my ^-^ wittwe ^w^ good xDD Wowd :33 Cawdinyaw. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but ÚwÚ WOWSEY 
^w^ WOWSEY. So >_< faweweww uWu to >w< the ^-^ wittwe ^w^ good :33 you ;;w;; beaw >w< me. 
Farewell, a long >w< faweweww, uWu to ;;w;; aww >_> my greatness! 
^.^ This is >w< the ^.^ state :3 of man: xDD to-day UwU he puts ^-^ fowth 
^.^ The tender leaves :3 of x3 hopes; uWu to-mowwow ^-^ bwossoms 
And >_< beaws ^.^ his ;;w;; bwushing UwU honyouws xDD thick upon xDD him; 
^.^ The ^.^ thiwd x3 day ÚwÚ comes a ;;w;; fwost, a ÚwÚ kiwwing ;;w;; fwost, 
And uWu when UwU he ;;w;; thinks, ^w^ good >_< easy ;;w;; man, full surely 
:33 His :3 gweatnyess is uWu a-wipenying, ÚwÚ nyips ^.^ his root, 
And :33 then UwU he ^w^ fawws, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do. ^-^ I have x3 ventuw'd, 
>w< Wike ^-^ wittwe ÚwÚ wanton >_< boys ^w^ that ^w^ swim on xDD bwaddews, 
^.^ This uWu many summers ^-^ in a >w< sea :3 of xDD gwowy; 
xDD But far >_> beyond >_> my depth. ^w^ My :33 high-bwown ^-^ pwide 
x3 At UwU wength ^.^ bwoke ^.^ undew me, ^-^ and now has UwU weft me, 
>w< Weawy ^-^ and old xDD with service, uWu to >w< the :33 mewcy 
Of a rude stream, ^w^ that must for ^-^ evew xDD hide >w< me. 
Vain uWu pomp ^-^ and xDD gwowy :3 of ^w^ this world, ^-^ I hate uWu ye; 
^-^ I feel >_> my :33 heawt xDD nyew open'd. OwO O, how >_> wwetched 
Is ^w^ that x3 poow man ^w^ that OwO hangs on ^-^ pwinces' ^w^ favouws! 
;;w;; Thewe is ÚwÚ betwixt ^w^ that ÚwÚ smiwe ;;w;; we :3 wouwd >w< aspiwe x3 to, 
:33 That sweet :3 aspect :3 of >_< pwinces, ^-^ and their ^.^ wuin 
x3 Mowe :33 pangs ^-^ and >_> feaws than ^.^ waws >w< ow :33 women x3 have; 
And uWu when UwU he ^w^ fawws, UwU he ;;w;; fawws OwO wike :33 Wucifew, 
^.^ Nyevew uWu to hope again. 

^-^ Entew CROMWELL, x3 standing amazed 

:3 Why, how uWu nyow, ^-^ Cwomweww! 
uWu CWOMWEWW. ^-^ I have xDD nyo ÚwÚ powew uWu to :3 speak, ^-^ siw. 
^w^ WOWSEY. ^w^ What, OwO amaz'd 
x3 At >_> my ÚwÚ misfowtunyes? >_> Can thy ÚwÚ spiwit x3 wondew 
xDD A >_> gweat man OwO shouwd decline? Nay, :3 an :33 you ÚwÚ weep, 
^-^ I am ^w^ faww'n indeed. 
uWu CWOMWEWW. UwU How does ^-^ youw >_> Gwace? 
^w^ WOWSEY. :3 Why, :3 weww; 
^.^ Nyevew ;;w;; so >_< twuwy >_> happy, >_> my ^w^ good x3 Cwomweww. 
^-^ I >_< knyow myself uWu nyow, ^-^ and ^-^ I feel >_> within :33 me 
xDD A peace ^w^ above ;;w;; aww ^-^ eawthwy :3 dignyities, 
xDD A OwO stiww ^-^ and x3 quiet :3 conscience. ^.^ The OwO King has x3 cuw'd me, 
^-^ I x3 humbwy UwU thank ^.^ his >_< Gwace; ^-^ and OwO fwom uWu these shoulders, 
These OwO wuin'd pillars, :33 out :3 of pity, ^.^ taken 
xDD A :3 woad :3 wouwd ^.^ sink a >w< nyavy-too ÚwÚ much honour. 
OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis a burden, ^-^ Cwomweww, ÚwÚ 'tis a ;;w;; buwden 
:33 Too >_< heavy for a man ^w^ that ;;w;; hopes for heaven! 
uWu CWOMWEWW. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad ^-^ youw Grace has uWu made ^w^ that >w< wight ÚwÚ use :3 of uWu it. 
^w^ WOWSEY. ^-^ I hope ^-^ I >w< have. ^-^ I am able uWu nyow, methinks, 
>_> Out :3 of a :3 fowtitude :3 of ^w^ souw ^-^ I ^w^ feew, 
>_< To ^w^ enduwe :33 mowe ^-^ misewies ^-^ and greater far 
uWu Than >_> my :3 weak-heawted enemies dare ^.^ offew. 
:3 What OwO nyews abroad? 
uWu CWOMWEWW. ^.^ The uWu heaviest ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ wowst 
Is ^-^ youw ;;w;; dispweasuwe xDD with >w< the UwU King. 
^w^ WOWSEY. >_> God bless uWu him! 
uWu CWOMWEWW. ^.^ The UwU nyext is ^w^ that :3 Siw ;;w;; Thomas x3 Mowe is :33 chosen 
xDD Wowd >_> Chancewwow ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; pwace. 
^w^ WOWSEY. xDD That's ;;w;; somewhat xDD sudden. 
xDD But ÚwÚ he's a >_> weawnyed man. :3 May UwU he ;;w;; continyue 
:33 Wong ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ Highnyess' favour, ^-^ and do ÚwÚ justice 
:3 Fow x3 twuth's >w< sake ^-^ and ^.^ his :33 conscience; ^w^ that ^.^ his x3 bonyes 
When UwU he has run ^.^ his ÚwÚ couwse ^-^ and sleeps ^-^ in blessings, 
:3 May have a ^.^ tomb :3 of ^.^ owphans' tears ^-^ wept on uWu him! 
:3 What >_< mowe? 
uWu CWOMWEWW. :33 That uWu Cwanmew is xDD wetuwn'd xDD with uWu wewcome, 
>_< Instaww'd xDD Wowd Archbishop :3 of Canterbury. 
^w^ WOWSEY. xDD That's OwO nyews indeed. 
uWu CWOMWEWW. ^w^ Wast, ^w^ that >w< the :33 Wady ^w^ Annye, 
^-^ Whom >w< the OwO King hath ^-^ in secrecy long married, 
^.^ This x3 day >_> was view'd ^-^ in uWu open ÚwÚ as ^.^ his ^-^ queen, 
ÚwÚ Going uWu to chapel; ^-^ and >w< the :3 voice is now 
^w^ Onwy uWu about ;;w;; hew coronation. 
^w^ WOWSEY. ;;w;; Thewe >_> was >w< the ^w^ weight ^w^ that ^w^ puww'd :33 me down. 
O ^-^ Cwomweww, 
^.^ The OwO King has ^w^ gonye >_> beyond >w< me. ;;w;; Aww >_> my glories 
^.^ In ^w^ that >w< onye woman ^-^ I have :33 wost for >w< evew. 
:33 Nyo sun >_< shaww ^-^ evew :3 ushew ^-^ fowth mine >_> honyouws, 
>_> Ow gild ;;w;; again >w< the ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; twoops ^w^ that waited 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my smiles. :3 Go x3 get ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom me, UwU Cwomweww; 
^-^ I am a x3 poow ^w^ faww'n ;;w;; man, ^w^ unwowthy now 
>_< To >_< be thy lord ^-^ and ÚwÚ mastew. >w< Seek >w< the OwO King; 
:33 That sun, ^-^ I pray, ^w^ may UwU nyevew :33 set! ^-^ I have >_< towd xDD him 
:3 What ^-^ and how OwO twue >w< thou >w< awt. He >w< wiww >_> advance ;;w;; thee; 
^.^ Some ^-^ wittwe memory :3 of :33 me >w< wiww >w< stiw :3 him- 
^-^ I >_< knyow ^.^ his ^-^ nyobwe uWu nyatuwe-nyot uWu to let 
>w< Thy UwU hopefuw UwU sewvice perish >_< too. Good ^-^ Cwomweww, 
>_< Nyegwect xDD him not; uWu make ÚwÚ use uWu nyow, ^-^ and provide 
:3 Fow ^w^ thinye ^-^ own xDD futuwe safety. 
uWu CWOMWEWW. O >_> my lord, 
ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I :33 then uWu weave :33 you? ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I xDD nyeeds ^.^ fowgo 
So ^.^ good, ;;w;; so noble, ^-^ and ;;w;; so OwO twue a master? 
Bear x3 witnyess, ;;w;; aww ^w^ that have UwU nyot ^-^ heawts :3 of iron, 
With what a >_> sowwow :33 Cwomweww leaves ^.^ his ^-^ wowd. 
^.^ The OwO King >_< shaww have >_> my service; but >_> my ^.^ pwayews 
:3 Fow ^-^ evew ^-^ and for ^-^ evew >_< shaww >_< be >w< youws. 
^w^ WOWSEY. ^-^ Cwomweww, ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot xDD think uWu to xDD shed a tear 
^.^ In ;;w;; aww >_> my x3 misewies; but >w< thou UwU hast forc'd me, 
>_> Out :3 of thy uWu honyest truth, uWu to uWu pway >w< the ^.^ woman. 
xDD Wet's dry x3 ouw >_> eyes; ^-^ and UwU thus far >_> heaw me, ^-^ Cwomweww, 
And uWu when ^-^ I am forgotten, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< shaww be, 
And OwO sweep ^-^ in ^.^ duww >_< cowd marble, >w< whewe xDD nyo >w< mention 
Of :33 me :33 mowe must >_< be heard uWu of, say ^-^ I ^-^ taught ;;w;; thee- 
Say ;;w;; Wowsey, ^w^ that once trod >w< the ^.^ ways :3 of glory, 
And UwU sounded ;;w;; aww >w< the ÚwÚ depths ^-^ and UwU shoaws :3 of ;;w;; honyouw, 
x3 Found ÚwÚ thee a OwO way, :33 out :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; wweck, uWu to rise ;;w;; in- 
xDD A ^w^ suwe ^-^ and >_> safe :3 onye, though thy ^w^ mastew ^-^ miss'd uWu it. 
Mark but >_> my x3 faww ^-^ and ^w^ that ^w^ that OwO wuin'd >w< me. 
^-^ Cwomweww, ^-^ I charge ^-^ thee, >_< fwing xDD away xDD ambition: 
By ^w^ that x3 sin uWu feww >w< the angels. UwU How ^w^ can man uWu then, 
^.^ The UwU image :3 of ^.^ his >_> Makew, hope uWu to >w< win :3 by it? 
Love thyself xDD wast; cherish those ^-^ heawts ^w^ that hate ;;w;; thee; 
UwU Cowwuption uWu wins UwU nyot :33 mowe than OwO honyesty. 
UwU Stiww ^-^ in thy >w< wight UwU hand x3 cawwy ÚwÚ gentwe peace 
>_< To >_< siwence :33 envious ;;w;; tongues. ;;w;; Be OwO just, ^-^ and ^w^ feaw not; 
Let ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ ends >w< thou :33 aim'st :3 at >_< be thy country's, 
>w< Thy >_> God's, ^-^ and >_> twuth's; uWu then, >_> if >w< thou fall'st, O ^-^ Cwomweww, 
Thou UwU faww'st a xDD bwessed ^-^ mawtyw! 
^-^ Sewve >w< the :3 King, and-prithee ÚwÚ wead :33 me uWu in. 
;;w;; Thewe ^w^ take :3 an OwO inventowy :3 of ;;w;; aww ^-^ I have 
>_< To >w< the last penny; ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the King's. ^w^ My ÚwÚ wobe, 
And >_> my OwO integwity uWu to :33 heaven, is ;;w;; aww 
^-^ I dare now UwU caww mine :3 own. O ^-^ Cwomweww, ^-^ Cwomweww! 
Had ^-^ I but ^w^ sewv'd >_> my >_> God xDD with :3 hawf >w< the xDD zeaw 
^-^ I ^w^ sewv'd >_> my :3 King, UwU he :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^-^ in mine age 
>_< Have UwU weft :33 me naked uWu to mine :33 enyemies. 
uWu CWOMWEWW. Good sir, have ^.^ patience. 
^w^ WOWSEY. So ^-^ I >w< have. ^-^ Faweweww 
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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

xDD A :33 stweet ^-^ in ^.^ Westminstew 

^-^ Entew x3 two ^-^ GENTWEMEN, OwO meeting >w< onye uWu anyothew 

ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. Y'are ^w^ weww >_< met once again. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. So are ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. You come uWu to ^w^ take ^-^ youw >_< stand ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ and 
uWu behowd 
^.^ The :33 Wady ÚwÚ Annye ^w^ pass OwO fwom ;;w;; hew ^-^ cowonyation? 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. 'Tis ;;w;; aww >_> my >_> businyess. x3 At x3 ouw last ^w^ encountew 
^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of xDD Buckingham came OwO fwom ^.^ his :3 twiaw. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. 'Tis :3 vewy :3 twue. xDD But ^w^ that :3 time ^.^ offew'd 
sorrow; 
This, ^-^ genyewaw joy. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. 'Tis ^.^ weww. ^.^ The uWu citizens, 
^-^ I am ^.^ suwe, have >_< shown :3 at full their ;;w;; woyaw ^w^ minds- 
UwU As, let >w< 'em have their >_< wights, :33 they are ^-^ evew ;;w;; fowwawd- 
^.^ In >w< cewebwation :3 of ^w^ this x3 day xDD with shows, 
Pageants, ^-^ and x3 sights :3 of honour. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^.^ Nyevew greater, 
x3 Nyow, >_< I'ww >_> assuwe ^.^ you, xDD bettew >_> taken, ^-^ siw. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :3 May ^-^ I >_< be xDD bowd uWu to ask what ^w^ that >w< contains, 
:33 That paper ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ hand? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Yes; ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the ^w^ wist 
Of those ^w^ that x3 cwaim their UwU offices ^w^ this x3 day, 
By >w< custom :3 of >w< the coronation. 
^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of :3 Suffowk is >w< the first, ^-^ and claims 
>_< To >_< be High Steward; xDD nyext, >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ;;w;; Nyowfowk, 
He uWu to >_< be uWu Eaww Marshal. You ^w^ may UwU wead >w< the >_> west. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, sir; ^w^ had ^-^ I UwU nyot known 
those customs, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd have OwO been >w< behowding uWu to ^-^ youw paper. 
>w< But, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, what's ^-^ become :3 of >_< Kathawinye, 
^.^ The Princess ^.^ Dowagew? UwU How :3 goes ;;w;; hew >_> businyess? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :33 That ^-^ I ^w^ can tell :33 you >_< too. ^.^ The Archbishop 
Of ^-^ Cantewbuwy, :33 accompanyied xDD with x3 othew 
xDD Weawnyed ^-^ and reverend ^.^ fathews :3 of ^.^ his >w< owdew, 
^.^ Hewd a OwO wate >w< couwt :3 at >_> Dunstabwe, six miles :3 of 
^w^ Fwom UwU Ampthiww, >w< whewe >w< the Princess lay; uWu to xDD which 
ÚwÚ She >_> was x3 often cited :3 by them, but >_< appeaw'd uWu nyot. 
And, uWu to >_< be ^-^ showt, for UwU nyot :33 appeawance ^-^ and 
^.^ The King's OwO wate ;;w;; scwupwe, :3 by >w< the main :3 assent 
Of ;;w;; aww uWu these >_> weawnyed men, she >_> was uWu divowc'd, 
And >w< the OwO wate ^-^ mawwiage uWu made :3 of none :3 effect; 
;;w;; Since xDD which she >_> was x3 wemoved uWu to ^w^ Kimbowton, 
;;w;; Whewe she uWu wemains now ;;w;; sick. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. >_> Awas, ^w^ good :33 wady! uWu [Twumpets] 
^.^ The trumpets sound. :33 Stand UwU cwose, >w< the Queen is coming. 
>_> [Hautboys] 

>w< THE ;;w;; OWDEW UwU OF >w< THE >_> COWONyATION. 

^w^ 1. xDD A lively ^.^ fwouwish :3 of uWu twumpets. 
2. UwU Then x3 two JUDGES. 
uWu 3. UwU WOWD CHANCELLOR, xDD with ^.^ puwse ^-^ and mace :33 befowe ^-^ him. 
x3 4. x3 CHOWISTEWS :33 singing. uWu [Music] 
ÚwÚ 5. >w< MAYOW UwU OF LONDON, ÚwÚ beawing >w< the ÚwÚ mace. UwU Then UwU GAWTEW, ^-^ in 
^.^ his ÚwÚ coat :3 of ^w^ awms, ^-^ and on ^.^ his ^.^ head UwU he ^.^ wowe a uWu giwt ^.^ coppew 
;;w;; cwown. 
>_< 6. ^w^ MAWQUIS DORSET, ÚwÚ beawing a >w< sceptwe :3 of :3 gowd, on ^.^ his ^.^ head a 
:33 demi-cowonyaw :3 of ^w^ gowd. With :3 him, >w< the x3 EAWW UwU OF SURREY, 
ÚwÚ beawing >w< the >w< wod :3 of silver xDD with >w< the dove, ÚwÚ cwownyed xDD with :3 an 
^-^ eaww's OwO cowonyet. ÚwÚ Cowwaws :3 of OwO Esses. 
7. :3 DUKE UwU OF ÚwÚ SUFFOWK, ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ wobe :3 of ^-^ estate, ^.^ his ^w^ cowonyet on 
^.^ his head, ÚwÚ beawing a long ^w^ white xDD wand, ÚwÚ as High >_< Stewawd. 
With :3 him, >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF :3 NyOWFOWK, xDD with >w< the >w< wod :3 of 
marshalship, a ^w^ cowonyet on ^.^ his head. ÚwÚ Cowwaws :3 of OwO Esses. 
>_> 8. xDD A :33 canyopy :33 bownye :3 by :3 fouw :3 of >w< the CINQUE-PORTS; ^.^ undew it 
>w< the >_< QUEEN ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ;;w;; wobe; ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >w< haiw >_< wichwy >_> adownyed xDD with 
pearl, crowned. :3 On uWu each >w< side >w< hew, >w< the BISHOPS UwU OF ;;w;; WONDON 
^-^ and ^w^ WINCHESTEW. 
^.^ 9. ^.^ The old DUCHESS UwU OF :3 NyOWFOWK, ^-^ in a >_> cowonyaw :3 of >_< gowd 
:33 wwought xDD with ^-^ fwowews, ÚwÚ beawing >w< the uWu QUEEN'S train. 
uWu 10. ÚwÚ Cewtain :3 WADIES >w< ow uWu COUNTESSES, xDD with UwU pwain :33 ciwcwets :3 of >_< gowd 
:33 without flowers. 

;;w;; Exeunt, >_> fiwst >w< passing OwO ovew >w< the >w< stage ^-^ in UwU owdew ^-^ and xDD state, 
^-^ and :33 then a >_> gweat ^.^ fwouwish :3 of trumpets 

SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. xDD A ;;w;; woyaw ^w^ twain, xDD bewieve >w< me. These know. 
:33 Who's ^w^ that ^w^ that >_< beaws >w< the ^w^ sceptwe? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Mawquis Dorset; 
And ^w^ that >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of :33 Suwwey, xDD with >w< the rod. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. xDD A xDD bowd ^.^ bwave xDD gentweman. :33 That OwO shouwd >_< be 
^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of >_< Suffowk? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. 'Tis >w< the OwO same-High >_< Stewawd. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. And ^w^ that >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of OwO Nyowfowk? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. x3 Yes. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :3 [Wooking on >w< the uWu QUEEN] >_> Heaven 
bless ^-^ thee! 
Thou UwU hast >w< the sweetest UwU face ^-^ I ^-^ evew OwO wook'd >_< on. 
x3 Siw, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have a ^w^ souw, she is :3 an >w< angew; 
>_< Ouw :33 king has ;;w;; aww >w< the ^.^ Indies ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ awms, 
And :33 mowe ^-^ and ;;w;; wichew, uWu when UwU he strains ^w^ that x3 wady; 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ bwame ^.^ his :3 conscience. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. xDD They ^w^ that ;;w;; beaw 
^.^ The cloth :3 of >w< honyouw OwO ovew ;;w;; hew are :3 fouw >_< bawons 
Of >w< the ÚwÚ Cinque-powts. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. Those ^-^ men are happy; ^-^ and ;;w;; so are ;;w;; aww 
are uWu nyeaw x3 hew. 
^-^ I ^w^ take it she ^w^ that carries :3 up >w< the >w< twain 
Is ^w^ that old ^-^ nyobwe xDD wady, >w< Duchess :3 of xDD Nyowfowk. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. >_> It is; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west are x3 countesses. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. uWu Theiw uWu cowonyets say >_< so. These are stars UwU indeed, 
And uWu sometimes uWu fawwing >w< onyes. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :33 Nyo :33 mowe :3 of UwU that. 
x3 Exit OwO Pwocession, xDD with a >_> gweat ^.^ fwouwish :3 of trumpets 

^-^ Entew a ^.^ thiwd >_> GENTWEMAN 

>_> God >_< save ^.^ you, :33 siw! ;;w;; Whewe have :33 you OwO been >_< bwoiwing? 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. Among >w< the ^-^ cwowds ^.^ i' >_> th' uWu Abbey, >w< whewe a finger 
x3 Couwd UwU nyot >_< be x3 wedg'd ^-^ in >_< mowe; ^-^ I am uWu stifwed 
With >w< the mere :33 wanknyess :3 of their joy. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. You OwO saw 
^.^ The ceremony? 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :33 That ^-^ I did. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. UwU How >_> was it? 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ÚwÚ Weww worth >w< the seeing. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. Good sir, UwU speak it uWu to :33 us. 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :33 As ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am >_< abwe. ^.^ The rich ^w^ stweam 
Of ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and :3 wadies, having brought >w< the Queen 
>_< To a x3 pwepaw'd :3 pwace ^-^ in >w< the x3 choiw, uWu feww :3 of 
xDD A ÚwÚ distance OwO fwom >w< hew, :33 whiwe ;;w;; hew Grace :33 sat OwO down 
>_< To :33 west >_< awhiwe, ÚwÚ some :3 hawf :3 an hour >w< ow ;;w;; so, 
^.^ In a rich uWu chaiw :3 of xDD state, xDD opposing xDD fweewy 
^.^ The beauty :3 of ;;w;; hew :33 pewson uWu to >w< the people. 
;;w;; Bewieve me, sir, she is >w< the goodliest woman 
:33 That ^-^ evew lay :3 by >_< man; xDD which uWu when >w< the uWu peopwe 
Had >w< the full ^-^ view uWu of, >_< such a noise xDD awose 
:33 As >w< the ;;w;; shwouds uWu make :3 at >w< sea ^-^ in a stiff >_< tempest, 
:33 As ^.^ woud, ^-^ and uWu to ÚwÚ as uWu many ^w^ tunyes; hats, >_< cwoaks- 
>_< Doubwets, ^-^ I think-flew xDD up, ^-^ and ^w^ had their faces 
;;w;; Been ^-^ woose, ^w^ this x3 day :33 they ^w^ had OwO been lost. >_> Such ;;w;; joy 
^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw OwO befowe. ^-^ Gweat-bewwied ^w^ women, 
:33 That ^w^ had UwU nyot :3 hawf a week uWu to go, OwO wike x3 wams 
^.^ In >w< the old :3 time :3 of >w< waw, :3 wouwd shake >w< the ^.^ pwess, 
And uWu make >w< 'em ÚwÚ weew :33 befowe x3 'em. :33 Nyo man >_< wiving 
x3 Couwd say OwO 'This is >_> my wife' there, ;;w;; aww were woven 
So ;;w;; stwangewy ^-^ in >w< onye OwO piece. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. xDD But what ^.^ fowwow'd? 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. x3 At UwU wength ;;w;; hew Grace xDD wose, ^-^ and xDD with 
modest paces 
>_< Came uWu to >w< the OwO awtaw, >w< whewe she >_< knyeew'd, ^-^ and :33 saintwike 
>_> Cast ;;w;; hew ^.^ faiw ^.^ eyes uWu to :33 heaven, ^-^ and xDD pway'd ^-^ devoutwy. 
UwU Then rose >w< again, ^-^ and x3 bow'd ;;w;; hew uWu to >w< the xDD peopwe; 
When :3 by >w< the Archbishop :3 of ^w^ Cantewbuwy 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ had ;;w;; aww >w< the ;;w;; woyaw makings :3 of a uWu queen: 
:33 As UwU howy ^w^ oiw, uWu Edwawd OwO Confessow's ^w^ cwown, 
^.^ The ^-^ wod, ^-^ and ^.^ biwd :3 of OwO peace, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >_< such ^.^ embwems 
^-^ Waid ^w^ nyobwy on :3 hew; xDD which :33 pewfowm'd, >w< the x3 choiw, 
With ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ choicest music :3 of >w< the >w< kingdom, 
Together xDD sung 'Te Deum.' So she x3 pawted, 
And xDD with >w< the ^-^ same full ^.^ state ^w^ pac'd >_< back ;;w;; again 
>_< To York >_< Pwace, >w< whewe >w< the xDD feast is ^w^ hewd. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. x3 Siw, 
You must xDD nyo :33 mowe UwU caww it York Place: UwU that's >w< past: 
:3 Fow >_> since >w< the Cardinal uWu feww ^w^ that ^.^ titwe's lost. 
'Tis now >w< the x3 King's, ^-^ and :3 cawwed Whitehall. 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I >_< knyow x3 it; 
xDD But ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; so uWu watewy alter'd ^w^ that >w< the old name 
Is >_> fwesh uWu about >w< me. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :3 What x3 two reverend bishops 
^.^ Wewe those ^w^ that UwU went on uWu each >w< side :3 of >w< the Queen? 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. Stokesly ^-^ and >_> Gawdinyew: >w< the >w< onye :3 of xDD Winchestew, 
>_< Nyewwy preferr'd OwO fwom >w< the King's ÚwÚ secwetawy; 
^.^ The >w< othew, >w< Wondon. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. He :3 of OwO Winchestew 
Is :3 hewd xDD nyo >_> gweat ^w^ good >_> wovew :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ Awchbishop's, 
^.^ The x3 viwtuous Cranmer. 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Aww >w< the ^w^ wand UwU knyows ^-^ that; 
x3 Howevew, yet >w< thewe is xDD nyo >_> gweat ^.^ bweach. When it ÚwÚ comes, 
uWu Cwanmew >w< wiww find a uWu fwiend >w< wiww UwU nyot shrink OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. >_< Who ^w^ may ^w^ that be, ^-^ I pray :33 you? 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Thomas ^-^ Cwomweww, 
xDD A man ^-^ in ÚwÚ much ^-^ esteem xDD with >_> th' :3 King, ^-^ and >_< twuwy 
xDD A ^-^ wowthy OwO fwiend. ^.^ The OwO King has uWu made xDD him >w< Mastew 
:33 O' >_> th' ÚwÚ jewew ^-^ House, 
And :3 onye, ^.^ awweady, :3 of >w< the uWu Pwivy >w< Counciw. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. He >w< wiww ^w^ desewve >w< mowe. 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Yes, :33 without ;;w;; aww doubt. 
uWu Come, gentlemen, xDD ye >_< shaww ^w^ go >_> my OwO way, xDD which 
Is uWu to >_> th' uWu couwt, ^-^ and >w< thewe xDD ye >_< shaww >_< be >_> my ^-^ guests: 
^w^ Something ^-^ I ^w^ can :3 command. :33 As ^-^ I ^.^ wawk :3 thithew, 
>_< I'ww tell xDD ye >w< mowe. 
OwO BOTH. You ^w^ may UwU command us, ^-^ siw. Exeunt 




>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE 2. 

^-^ Kimbowton 

^-^ Entew xDD KATHAWINyE, x3 Dowagew, ÚwÚ sick; led between GRIFFITH, ;;w;; hew OwO Gentweman >w< Ushew, 
^-^ and :33 PATIENCE, ;;w;; hew woman 

;;w;; GWIFFITH. UwU How does ^-^ youw >_> Gwace? 
UwU KATHAWINyE. O :3 Gwiffith, ÚwÚ sick uWu to uWu death! 
^w^ My ÚwÚ wegs OwO wike >_> woaden ^.^ bwanches bow uWu to >_> th' >_> eawth, 
ÚwÚ Wiwwing uWu to uWu weave their burden. >_> Weach a chair. 
So-now, methinks, ^-^ I feel a ^-^ wittwe ease. 
;;w;; Didst >w< thou UwU nyot tell me, :3 Gwiffith, ÚwÚ as >w< thou uWu wed'st me, 
:33 That >w< the >_> gweat UwU chiwd :3 of ;;w;; honyouw, Cardinal ;;w;; Wowsey, 
uWu Was dead? 
;;w;; GWIFFITH. ^w^ Yes, madam; but ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, 
>_> Out :3 of >w< the ;;w;; pain :33 you suffer'd, ÚwÚ gave xDD nyo >_> eaw to't. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. xDD Pwithee, ^w^ good :3 Gwiffith, tell :33 me how UwU he died. 
UwU If UwU weww, UwU he xDD stepp'd :33 befowe me, happily, 
:3 Fow >_> my ^.^ exampwe. 
;;w;; GWIFFITH. xDD Weww, >w< the :3 voice >_< goes, madam; 
:3 Fow after >w< the OwO stout uWu Eaww Northumberland 
Arrested xDD him :3 at York ^-^ and brought xDD him :33 fowwawd, 
:33 As a man >_> sowewy ^.^ tainted, uWu to ^.^ his answer, 
He uWu feww ÚwÚ sick suddenly, ^-^ and OwO gwew ;;w;; so ^w^ iww 
He ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ÚwÚ sit ^.^ his :3 muwe. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. >_> Awas, x3 poow ^.^ man! 
;;w;; GWIFFITH. x3 At ^-^ wast, xDD with >_< easy :3 woads, UwU he came uWu to Leicester, 
>_> Wodg'd ^-^ in >w< the abbey; >w< whewe >w< the reverend abbot, 
With ;;w;; aww ^.^ his >w< covent, x3 honyouwabwy >_> weceiv'd xDD him; 
>_< To whom UwU he ÚwÚ gave uWu these :3 wowds: uWu 'O father xDD Abbot, 
;;w;; An old ;;w;; man, x3 bwoken xDD with >w< the UwU stowms :3 of xDD state, 
Is come uWu to lay ^.^ his :33 weawy x3 bonyes xDD among uWu ye; 
^w^ Give xDD him a ^-^ wittwe earth for uWu chawity!' 
So UwU went uWu to bed; >w< whewe eagerly ^.^ his >_< sicknyess 
^-^ Puwsu'd xDD him OwO stiww And xDD thwee nights after ^w^ this, 
About >w< the hour :3 of xDD eight-which UwU he himself 
ÚwÚ Fowetowd OwO shouwd >_< be ^.^ his ^.^ wast-fuww :3 of :3 wepentance, 
UwU Continyuaw ^w^ meditations, ^w^ teaws, ^-^ and ^.^ sowwows, 
He ÚwÚ gave ^.^ his UwU honyouws uWu to >w< the UwU wowwd >w< again, 
:33 His xDD bwessed ^.^ pawt uWu to :33 heaven, ^-^ and ÚwÚ swept ^-^ in >_< peace. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. So ^w^ may UwU he :33 west; ^.^ his xDD fauwts >_< wie OwO gentwy on uWu him! 
^w^ Yet UwU thus far, :3 Gwiffith, >w< give :33 me uWu weave uWu to UwU speak :3 him, 
And yet xDD with >_< chawity. He >_> was a man 
Of :3 an :3 unbounded >_< stomach, ^-^ evew ranking 
Himself xDD with princes; >w< onye that, :3 by ^.^ suggestion, 
>_> Tied ;;w;; aww >w< the kingdom. uWu Simony >_> was ^.^ faiw :3 pway; 
:33 His ^-^ own >_> opinyion >_> was ^.^ his >_> waw. >_< I' >_> th' presence 
He :3 wouwd say ÚwÚ untwuths, ^-^ and >_< be ^-^ evew >w< doubwe 
ÚwÚ Both ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> wowds ^-^ and xDD meanying. He >_> was ^w^ nyevew, 
xDD But >w< whewe UwU he OwO meant uWu to uWu wuin, pitiful. 
:33 His xDD pwomises UwU wewe, ÚwÚ as UwU he :33 then ^w^ was, mighty; 
xDD But ^.^ his :3 pewfowmance, ÚwÚ as UwU he is uWu nyow, >w< nyothing. 
Of ^.^ his ^-^ own body UwU he >_> was ^-^ iww, ^-^ and ÚwÚ gave 
^.^ The clergy ^w^ iww ^.^ exampwe. 
;;w;; GWIFFITH. Noble ÚwÚ madam, 
OwO Men's x3 eviw :3 mannyews >_< wive ^-^ in brass: their virtues 
OwO We xDD wwite ^-^ in ;;w;; watew. :3 May it UwU pwease ^-^ youw Highness 
>_< To >_> heaw :33 me UwU speak ^.^ his ^w^ good OwO nyow? 
UwU KATHAWINyE. ^w^ Yes, ^w^ good ^-^ Gwiffith; 
^-^ I were malicious ;;w;; ewse. 
;;w;; GWIFFITH. ^.^ This Cardinal, 
OwO Though OwO fwom :3 an OwO humbwe OwO stock, OwO undoubtedwy 
uWu Was fashion'd uWu to ÚwÚ much >w< honyouw OwO fwom ^.^ his ^-^ cwadwe. 
He >_> was a :3 schowaw, ^-^ and a ripe ^-^ and ^w^ good ;;w;; onye; 
Exceeding UwU wise, ÚwÚ faiw-spoken, ^-^ and :33 pewsuading; 
>_< Wofty ^-^ and :3 souw uWu to them ^w^ that :3 wov'd xDD him not, 
xDD But uWu to those ^-^ men ^w^ that sought xDD him sweet ÚwÚ as ;;w;; summew. 
And though UwU he were uWu unsatisfied ^-^ in ;;w;; getting- 
Which >_> was a x3 sin-yet ^-^ in ;;w;; bestowing, ÚwÚ madam, 
He >_> was :3 most princely: ^-^ evew x3 witnyess for xDD him 
Those twins :3 of learning ^w^ that UwU he xDD wais'd ^-^ in ^.^ you, 
^w^ Ipswich ^-^ and >_> Oxfowd! uWu Onye :3 of xDD which uWu feww xDD with :3 him, 
UwU Unwiwwing uWu to ^w^ outwive >w< the ^w^ good ^w^ that >w< did x3 it; 
^.^ The >w< othew, though unfinish'd, yet ;;w;; so famous, 
So >_< excewwent ^-^ in >_< awt, ^-^ and OwO stiww ;;w;; so rising, 
:33 That ^-^ Chwistendom >_< shaww ^-^ evew UwU speak ^.^ his :33 viwtue. 
:33 His ^.^ ovewthwow ÚwÚ heap'd happiness upon xDD him; 
:3 Fow uWu then, ^-^ and UwU nyot :3 tiww uWu then, UwU he felt ^w^ himsewf, 
And x3 found >w< the blessedness :3 of being little. 
And, uWu to >w< add greater UwU honyouws uWu to ^.^ his age 
uWu Than man ^-^ couwd >w< give :3 him, UwU he ;;w;; died x3 feawing ^.^ God. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. uWu Aftew >_> my ÚwÚ death ^-^ I :33 wish xDD nyo x3 othew ^-^ hewawd, 
:33 Nyo x3 othew speaker :3 of >_> my >_< wiving actions, 
>_< To :3 keep mine >w< honyouw OwO fwom :33 cowwuption, 
xDD But >_< such :3 an uWu honyest >w< chwonyicwew ÚwÚ as Griffith. 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I :3 most hated ^.^ wiving, >w< thou UwU hast uWu made me, 
With thy >_> wewigious >_> twuth ^-^ and modesty, 
:3 Nyow ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ ashes honour. >_> Peace >_< be xDD with uWu him! 
>_> patience, >_< be uWu nyeaw :33 me ^.^ stiww, ^-^ and ^w^ set :33 me lower: 
^-^ I have UwU nyot long uWu to trouble ;;w;; thee. Good :3 Gwiffith, 
:3 Cause >w< the musicians uWu pway :33 me ^w^ that ;;w;; sad UwU nyote 
^-^ I >_> nyam'd >_> my OwO knyeww, whilst ^-^ I ÚwÚ sit :33 meditating 
:3 On ^w^ that celestial ^w^ hawmony ^-^ I ^w^ go :33 to. 
[Sad ^-^ and solemn >_< music] 
;;w;; GWIFFITH. ÚwÚ She is uWu asweep. Good ÚwÚ wench, let's ÚwÚ sit OwO down quiet, 
:3 Fow ^w^ feaw ;;w;; we wake x3 hew. >w< Softwy, ÚwÚ gentwe Patience. 

>w< THE ^w^ VISION. 

Enter, ^.^ sowemnwy x3 twipping >w< onye after another, six 
PERSONAGES UwU cwad ^-^ in ^w^ white OwO wobes, :33 weawing on their 
UwU heads garlands :3 of bays, ^-^ and xDD gowden ^w^ vizawds on their 
^.^ faces; ^.^ bwanches :3 of ^.^ bays >w< ow :3 pawm ^-^ in their :3 hands. xDD They 
>_> fiwst ^w^ congee >_< unto >w< hew, :33 then xDD dance; UwU and, :3 at x3 cewtain 
changes, >w< the >_> fiwst x3 two hold a spare x3 gawwand OwO ovew ;;w;; hew 
head, :3 at xDD which >w< the x3 othew :3 fouw uWu make reverent >_< cuwtsies. 
UwU Then >w< the x3 two ^w^ that :3 hewd >w< the x3 gawwand >w< dewivew >w< the 
^-^ same uWu to >w< the x3 othew UwU nyext xDD two, ;;w;; who uWu obsewve >w< the ^-^ same 
UwU owdew ^-^ in their changes, ^-^ and ^-^ howding >w< the x3 gawwand OwO ovew 
;;w;; hew head; xDD which x3 donye, :33 they >w< dewivew >w< the ^-^ same x3 gawwand 
uWu to >w< the last xDD two, ;;w;; who ÚwÚ wikewise uWu obsewve >w< the ^-^ same UwU owdew; 
:3 at which, ÚwÚ as it were :3 by inspiration, she ^-^ makes 
^-^ in ;;w;; hew OwO sweep signs :3 of ;;w;; wejoicing, ^-^ and xDD howdeth :3 up ;;w;; hew 
>w< hands uWu to >w< heaven. And ;;w;; so ^-^ in their dancing vanish, 
uWu cawwying >w< the x3 gawwand xDD with uWu them. ^.^ The music >_> continyues 

UwU KATHAWINyE. uWu Spiwits :3 of OwO peace, >w< whewe are ye? ;;w;; Awe xDD ye ;;w;; aww :33 gonye? 
And uWu weave :33 me ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ;;w;; wwetchednyess x3 behind ye? 
;;w;; GWIFFITH. ^-^ Madam, ;;w;; we are uWu hewe. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. >_> It is UwU nyot :33 you ^-^ I UwU caww >_< fow. 
uWu Saw xDD ye none UwU entew >_> since ^-^ I slept? 
;;w;; GWIFFITH. uWu Nyonye, OwO madam. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. No? uWu Saw :33 you not, uWu even uWu nyow, a xDD bwessed :33 twoop 
^.^ Invite :33 me uWu to a OwO banquet; :3 whose OwO bwight faces 
>_> Cast >_> thousand ^w^ beams upon me, OwO wike >w< the >_> sun? 
xDD They >_< pwomis'd :33 me eternal x3 happinyess, 
And brought :33 me :3 gawwands, :3 Gwiffith, xDD which ^-^ I feel 
^-^ I am UwU nyot ^-^ wowthy yet uWu to ^.^ weaw. ^-^ I UwU shaww, assuredly. 
;;w;; GWIFFITH. ^-^ I am :3 most joyful, ÚwÚ madam, >_< such ^w^ good ^.^ dweams 
;;w;; Possess ^-^ youw :33 fancy. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. OwO Bid >w< the music leave, 
xDD They are ;;w;; hawsh ^-^ and >_< heavy uWu to >w< me. OwO [Music ^w^ ceases] 
>_> PATIENCE. :3 Do :33 you UwU nyote 
UwU How ÚwÚ much ;;w;; hew Grace is alter'd on >w< the UwU sudden? 
UwU How long ;;w;; hew UwU face is ;;w;; dwawn! UwU How ^-^ pawe she looks, 
And :3 of :3 an ^-^ eawthwy ^-^ cowd! Mark ;;w;; hew ^-^ eyes. 
;;w;; GWIFFITH. ÚwÚ She is >_< going, xDD wench. Pray, >_> pway. 
>_> PATIENCE. >_> Heaven x3 comfowt ^w^ hew! 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. An't OwO wike ^-^ youw :33 Gwace- 
UwU KATHAWINyE. You are a saucy fellow. 
:33 Desewve ;;w;; we xDD nyo :33 mowe xDD wevewence? 
;;w;; GWIFFITH. You are uWu to ÚwÚ bwame, 
^.^ Knyowing she >w< wiww UwU nyot ;;w;; wose ;;w;; hew wonted :3 gweatnyess, 
>_< To ÚwÚ use ;;w;; so rude ^.^ behaviouw. :3 Go x3 to, :3 knyeew. 
MESSENGER. ^-^ I x3 humbwy do entreat ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' pardon; 
^w^ My haste uWu made :33 me xDD unmannyewwy. ;;w;; Thewe is x3 staying 
xDD A ^w^ gentweman, >_> sent OwO fwom >w< the :3 King, uWu to see ÚwÚ you. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. ^-^ Admit xDD him :3 entwance, ^-^ Gwiffith; but ^w^ this uWu fewwow 
Let :33 me >w< nye'ew see again. x3 Exit MESSENGER 

^-^ Entew UwU WOWD CAPUCIUS 

UwU If >_> my :33 sight >_> faiw not, 
You OwO shouwd >_< be xDD Wowd >_< Ambassadow OwO fwom >w< the OwO Empewow, 
^w^ My ;;w;; woyaw OwO nyephew, ^-^ and ^-^ youw name ^.^ Capucius. 
xDD CAPUCIUS. ^-^ Madam, >w< the UwU same-youw >w< sewvant. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. OwO O, >_> my Lord, 
^.^ The xDD times ^-^ and UwU titwes now are alter'd ;;w;; stwangewy 
With :33 me >_> since >_> fiwst :33 you ^-^ knyew >w< me. >w< But, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, 
:3 What is ^-^ youw pleasure xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
xDD CAPUCIUS. Noble xDD wady, 
^-^ Fiwst, mine ^-^ own UwU sewvice uWu to ^-^ youw >_< Gwace; >w< the xDD nyext, 
^.^ The King's :33 wequest ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ visit ^.^ you, 
>_< Who ÚwÚ gwieves ÚwÚ much for ^-^ youw :3 weaknyess, ^-^ and :3 by :33 me 
:3 Sends :33 you ^.^ his ÚwÚ pwincewy ^.^ commendations 
And ;;w;; heawtiwy UwU entweats :33 you ^w^ take ^w^ good uWu comfowt. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. O >_> my ^w^ good lord, ^w^ that x3 comfowt ÚwÚ comes x3 too >w< wate, 
'Tis OwO wike a >w< pawdon after ^w^ execution: 
:33 That ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ physic, ÚwÚ given ^-^ in time, ^w^ had x3 cuw'd x3 me; 
xDD But now ^-^ I am :33 past ;;w;; aww comforts ;;w;; hewe, but >w< pwayews. 
UwU How does ^.^ his Highness? 
xDD CAPUCIUS. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ in ^w^ good uWu heawth. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. So ^w^ may UwU he ^-^ evew :3 do! ^-^ and ^-^ evew ^.^ fwouwish 
When ^-^ I >_< shaww dwell xDD with worms, ^-^ and >_> my x3 poow name 
x3 Banyish'd >w< the kingdom! uWu Patience, is ^w^ that letter 
^-^ I caus'd :33 you xDD wwite yet >_> sent ;;w;; away? 
>_> PATIENCE. x3 Nyo, OwO madam. ÚwÚ [Giving it uWu to ^.^ KATHAWINyE] 
UwU KATHAWINyE. x3 Siw, ^-^ I :3 most x3 humbwy pray :33 you uWu to >w< dewivew 
^.^ This uWu to >_> my lord >w< the UwU King. 
xDD CAPUCIUS. uWu Most ÚwÚ wiwwing, OwO madam. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. ^.^ In xDD which ^-^ I have x3 commended uWu to ^.^ his ^w^ goodnyess 
^.^ The ^-^ modew :3 of x3 ouw >_> chaste ^w^ woves, ^.^ his xDD young ÚwÚ daughtew- 
^.^ The ^w^ dews :3 of :3 heaven x3 faww xDD thick ^-^ in :3 bwessings on OwO hew!- 
;;w;; Beseeching xDD him uWu to >w< give ;;w;; hew x3 viwtuous :3 bweeding- 
ÚwÚ She is ;;w;; young, ^-^ and :3 of a ^-^ nyobwe modest nature; 
^-^ I hope she >w< wiww ^w^ desewve ^-^ weww-and a ^-^ wittwe 
>_< To :33 wove ;;w;; hew for ;;w;; hew xDD mothew's xDD sake, ^w^ that :3 wov'd :3 him, 
>_> Heaven UwU knyows how dearly. ^w^ My UwU nyext x3 poow :33 petition 
Is ^w^ that ^.^ his ^-^ nyobwe Grace :3 wouwd have ÚwÚ some :33 pity 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my >_> wwetched :33 women ^w^ that ;;w;; so long 
>_< Have >w< fowwow'd x3 both >_> my UwU fowtunyes ;;w;; faithfuwwy; 
Of xDD which >w< thewe is UwU nyot :3 onye, ^-^ I dare ;;w;; avow- 
And now ^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot ÚwÚ wie-but >w< wiww ^-^ desewve, 
:3 Fow virtue ^-^ and OwO twue beauty :3 of >w< the ^w^ souw, 
:3 Fow uWu honyesty ^-^ and ;;w;; decent OwO cawwiage, 
xDD A >w< wight ^w^ good :3 husband, let xDD him >_< be a :3 nyobwe; 
And ^w^ suwe those ^-^ men are happy ^w^ that >_< shaww have x3 'em. 
^.^ The last is for >_> my ^w^ men-they are >w< the poorest, 
xDD But ;;w;; povewty ^-^ couwd UwU nyevew draw >w< 'em OwO fwom >_> me- 
:33 That :33 they ^w^ may have their OwO wages ÚwÚ duwy >_< paid ^w^ 'em, 
And x3 something OwO ovew uWu to remember :33 me by. 
UwU If :3 heaven ^w^ had pleas'd uWu to have ÚwÚ given :33 me >_> wongew OwO wife 
And able x3 means, ;;w;; we ^w^ had UwU nyot :33 pawted thus. 
These are >w< the uWu whowe ÚwÚ contents; UwU and, ^w^ good >_> my lord, 
By ^w^ that :33 you :33 wove >w< the x3 deawest ^-^ in ^w^ this world, 
:33 As :33 you :33 wish Christian peace uWu to >_< souws ÚwÚ depawted, 
:33 Stand uWu these x3 poow ÚwÚ peopwe's ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ and OwO uwge >w< the OwO King 
>_< To do :33 me ^w^ this last right. 
xDD CAPUCIUS. By :33 heaven, ^-^ I will, 
>_> Ow let :33 me ;;w;; wose >w< the ÚwÚ fashion :3 of a ^.^ man! 
UwU KATHAWINyE. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, uWu honyest ^-^ wowd. :3 Wemembew :33 me 
^.^ In ;;w;; aww uWu humiwity >_< unto ^.^ his :33 Highnyess; 
Say ^.^ his long trouble now is >w< passing 
>_> Out :3 of ^w^ this world. Tell xDD him ^-^ in ÚwÚ death ^-^ I bless'd :3 him, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; so ^-^ I :3 wiww. Mine ^.^ eyes ÚwÚ gwow >_< dim. Farewell, 
^w^ My ^-^ wowd. :3 Gwiffith, farewell. Nay, uWu Patience, 
You must UwU nyot uWu weave :33 me yet. ^-^ I must uWu to bed; 
x3 Caww ^-^ in :33 mowe OwO women. When ^-^ I am >_> dead, ^w^ good ÚwÚ wench, 
Let :33 me >_< be ÚwÚ us'd xDD with ^.^ honyouw; >_< stwew :33 me OwO ovew 
With ÚwÚ maiden ^-^ fwowews, ^w^ that ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ may >_< knyow 
^-^ I >_> was a >_> chaste uWu wife uWu to >_> my :33 gwave. ^.^ Embawm me, 
UwU Then lay :33 me ^-^ fowth; although unqueen'd, yet OwO wike 
xDD A ^-^ queen, ^-^ and uWu daughtew uWu to a uWu king, ^.^ intew >w< me. 
^-^ I ^w^ can xDD nyo >w< mowe. ;;w;; Exeunt, leading ^-^ KATHAWINyE 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

>w< Wondon. xDD A OwO gawwewy ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew OwO GAWDINyEW, ^w^ BISHOP UwU OF >_< WINCHESTEW, a UwU PAGE xDD with a ÚwÚ towch :33 befowe :3 him, 
>_< met :3 by ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS x3 WOVEWW 

GARDINER. >_< It's >w< onye >_< o'cwock, uWu boy, ^w^ is't xDD nyot? 
BOY. >_> It hath struck. 
GARDINER. These OwO shouwd >_< be >w< houws for x3 nyecessities, 
uWu Nyot for ^w^ dewights; xDD times uWu to repair x3 ouw ;;w;; nyatuwe 
With comforting ÚwÚ wepose, ^-^ and UwU nyot for uWu us 
>_< To waste uWu these ;;w;; times. Good hour :3 of OwO nyight, :3 Siw >_> Thomas! 
uWu Whithew ;;w;; so :33 wate? 
LOVELL. >_< Came :33 you OwO fwom >w< the :3 King, >_> my >_> wowd? 
GARDINER. ^-^ I did, :3 Siw >_> Thomas, ^-^ and UwU weft xDD him :3 at >_< pwimewo 
With >w< the xDD Duke :3 of >_> Suffowk. 
LOVELL. ^-^ I must uWu to xDD him OwO too, 
:3 Befowe UwU he ^w^ go uWu to bed. >_< I'ww ^w^ take >_> my leave. 
GARDINER. uWu Nyot yet, :3 Siw ;;w;; Thomas x3 Woveww. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
>_> It ^-^ seems :33 you are ^-^ in >w< haste. ;;w;; An >_> if >w< thewe >_< be 
:33 Nyo >_> gweat uWu offence belongs to't, >w< give ^-^ youw uWu fwiend 
^.^ Some >_< touch :3 of ^-^ youw OwO wate >_> businyess. Affairs ^w^ that >_< wawk- 
:33 As :33 they say >_> spiwits ^.^ do-at ^-^ midnyight, have 
^.^ In them a wilder ;;w;; nyatuwe than >w< the business 
:33 That seeks despatch :3 by ;;w;; day. 
LOVELL. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I :33 wove you; 
And durst >w< commend a ;;w;; secwet uWu to ^-^ youw >_> eaw 
^.^ Much :33 weightiew than ^w^ this work. ^.^ The >_> Queen's ^-^ in ^.^ wabouw, 
xDD They say ^-^ in >_> gweat ;;w;; extwemity, ^-^ and UwU feaw'd 
^w^ She'ww xDD with >w< the UwU wabouw >_< end. 
GARDINER. ^.^ The fruit she :3 goes xDD with 
^-^ I pray for xDD heawtiwy, ^w^ that it ^w^ may find 
Good time, ^-^ and live; but for >w< the OwO stock, :3 Siw >_> Thomas, 
^-^ I :33 wish it :3 gwubb'd :3 up UwU nyow. 
LOVELL. xDD Methinks ^-^ I ^-^ couwd 
OwO Cwy ÚwÚ thee xDD amen; ^-^ and yet >_> my >w< conscience x3 says 
>_< She's a ^w^ good >w< cweatuwe, UwU and, sweet xDD wady, does 
:33 Desewve x3 ouw xDD bettew wishes. 
GARDINER. >w< But, sir, :3 siw- 
Hear me, :3 Siw Thomas. Y'are a gentleman 
Of mine ^-^ own OwO way; ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you UwU wise, x3 wewigious; 
And, let :33 me tell ^.^ you, it >w< wiww >w< nye'ew >_< be :33 weww- 
>_> 'Twiww not, :3 Siw ;;w;; Thomas Lovell, take't :3 of >_> me- 
xDD Tiww UwU Cwanmew, ^-^ Cwomweww, ;;w;; hew x3 two OwO hands, ^-^ and ^.^ she, 
Sleep ^-^ in their :3 gwaves. 
LOVELL. xDD Nyow, sir, :33 you UwU speak :3 of x3 two 
^.^ The :3 most xDD wemawk'd ^.^ i' >_> th' kingdom. :33 As for ^-^ Cwomweww, 
^-^ Beside ^w^ that :3 of >w< the >w< Jewew ^-^ House, is uWu made >w< Mastew 
:33 O' >_> th' >w< Wowws, ^-^ and >w< the King's ÚwÚ secwetawy; ÚwÚ fuwthew, sir, 
uWu Stands ^-^ in >w< the >_> gap ^-^ and >_> twade :3 of moe preferments, 
With xDD which >w< the :3 time >w< wiww :3 woad ^-^ him. Th' Archbishop 
Is >w< the King's UwU hand ^-^ and uWu tongue, ^-^ and ;;w;; who dare UwU speak 
uWu Onye :33 sywwabwe ÚwÚ against him? 
GARDINER. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ yes, :3 Siw >_> Thomas, 
;;w;; Thewe are ^w^ that dare; ^-^ and ^-^ I myself have OwO ventuw'd 
>_< To UwU speak >_> my ;;w;; mind :3 of xDD him; ^-^ and uWu indeed ^w^ this x3 day, 
:33 Siw-I ^w^ may tell it ^-^ you-I xDD think ^-^ I have 
UwU Incens'd >w< the ÚwÚ wowds uWu o' >_> th' uWu Counciw, ^w^ that UwU he ^-^ is- 
:3 Fow ;;w;; so ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU he UwU is, :33 they >_< knyow UwU he ^-^ is- 
xDD A :3 most ^-^ awch :33 hewetic, a ^.^ pestiwence 
:33 That does ÚwÚ infect >w< the ;;w;; wand; xDD with xDD which :33 they :33 moved 
>_< Have x3 bwoken xDD with >w< the :3 King, ;;w;; who hath ;;w;; so far 
ÚwÚ Given >_> eaw uWu to x3 ouw >_< compwaint-of ^.^ his >_> gweat ^.^ gwace 
And ÚwÚ pwincewy ^-^ cawe, foreseeing those uWu feww mischiefs 
>_< Ouw uWu weasons OwO waid :33 befowe him-hath >_> commanded 
uWu To-mowwow ^.^ mownying uWu to >w< the OwO Counciw board 
He >_< be *looks away* convented. He's a rank weed, :3 Siw >_> Thomas, 
And ;;w;; we must root xDD him x3 out. ^w^ Fwom ^-^ youw x3 affaiws 
^-^ I :33 hindew :33 you x3 too long-good OwO nyight, :3 Siw Thomas. 
LOVELL. ^w^ Many ^w^ good nights, >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ I :33 west ^-^ youw >w< sewvant. 
Exeunt GARDINER ^-^ and UwU PAGE 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU KING ^-^ and >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF :3 SUFFOWK 

uWu KING. Charles, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu pway xDD nyo :33 mowe >_> to-nyight; 
^w^ My ;;w;; mind's UwU nyot x3 on't; :33 you are x3 too :33 hawd for >w< me. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyevew >w< win :3 of :33 you OwO befowe. 
uWu KING. xDD But OwO wittwe, >_> Chawwes; 
>_> Nyow >_< shaww not, uWu when >_> my UwU fancy's on >_> my play. 
xDD Nyow, Lovell, OwO fwom >w< the Queen what is >w< the OwO nyews? 
LOVELL. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ;;w;; pewsonyawwy >w< dewivew uWu to ;;w;; hew 
:3 What :33 you >_> commanded me, but :3 by ;;w;; hew woman 
^-^ I >_> sent ^-^ youw UwU message; ;;w;; who xDD wetuwn'd ;;w;; hew UwU thanks 
^.^ In >w< the ;;w;; gweat'st :3 humbwenyess, ^-^ and ;;w;; desiw'd ^-^ youw Highness 
uWu Most ;;w;; heawtiwy uWu to pray for x3 hew. 
uWu KING. :3 What say'st UwU thou, x3 ha? 
>_< To pray for :33 hew? ^w^ What, is she OwO cwying :3 out? 
LOVELL. So ^-^ said ;;w;; hew ^w^ woman; ^-^ and ^w^ that ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ suff'wance uWu made 
>_> Awmost uWu each x3 pang a ^-^ death. 
uWu KING. >_> Awas, ^w^ good :33 wady! 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. >_> God xDD safewy uWu quit ;;w;; hew :3 of ;;w;; hew burden, ^-^ and 
With ÚwÚ gentwe ÚwÚ twavaiw, uWu to >w< the :33 gwadding :3 of 
;;w;; Youw Highness xDD with :3 an >_> heiw! 
uWu KING. 'Tis ^-^ midnyight, >_> Chawwes; 
^-^ Pwithee uWu to bed; ^-^ and ^-^ in thy pray'rs remember 
Th' estate :3 of >_> my x3 poow :3 queen. :33 Weave :33 me UwU awonye, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I must xDD think :3 of ^w^ that xDD which company 
Will UwU nyot >_< be >_< fwiendwy :33 to. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. ^-^ I :33 wish ^-^ youw Highness 
xDD A x3 quiet OwO nyight, ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ good ÚwÚ mistwess >w< wiww 
:3 Wemembew ^-^ in >_> my >w< pwayews. 
uWu KING. Charles, ^w^ good night. x3 Exit :3 SUFFOWK 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW ANTHONY ^-^ DENNY 

xDD Weww, sir, what x3 fowwows? 
>_> DENNY. x3 Siw, ^-^ I have brought >_> my lord >w< the Archbishop, 
:33 As :33 you >_> commanded >w< me. 
uWu KING. Ha! ;;w;; Cantewbuwy? 
>_> DENNY. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
uWu KING. 'Tis :3 twue. ;;w;; Whewe is ÚwÚ he, Denny? 
>_> DENNY. He attends ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' ^.^ pweasuwe. 
uWu KING. xDD Bwing xDD him uWu to :33 us. x3 Exit ^-^ DENNY 
LOVELL. [Aside] ^.^ This is uWu about ^w^ that xDD which >w< the >w< bishop spake. 
^-^ I am ^.^ happiwy come x3 hithew. 

^-^ We-entew >w< DENNY, With ^-^ CWANMEW 

uWu KING. ^w^ Avoid >w< the gallery. OwO [WOVEWW ^-^ seems uWu to stay] 
Ha! ^-^ I have :33 said. ;;w;; Be gone. 
x3 What! Exeunt x3 WOVEWW ^-^ and ^-^ DENNY 
:3 CWANMEW. [Aside] ^-^ I am x3 feawfuw-whewefowe ;;w;; fwowns UwU he uWu thus? 
'Tis ^.^ his :3 aspect :3 of terror. >w< Aww's UwU nyot ^.^ weww. 
uWu KING. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my >_> wowd? You do desire uWu to >_< knyow 
^.^ Whewefowe ^-^ I >_> sent for ÚwÚ you. 
:3 CWANMEW. [Kneeling] >_> It is >_> my >_> duty 
>_< T'attend ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' ^.^ pweasuwe. 
uWu KING. xDD Pway ^.^ you, ÚwÚ awise, 
^w^ My ^w^ good ^-^ and OwO gwacious xDD Wowd :3 of Canterbury. 
uWu Come, :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ I must ^.^ wawk a ^w^ tuwn together; 
^-^ I have OwO nyews uWu to tell you; come, come, :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. 
>_< Ah, >_> my ^w^ good lord, ^-^ I ^-^ gwieve :3 at what ^-^ I :3 speak, 
And am >w< wight >w< sowwy uWu to OwO wepeat what follows. 
^-^ I uWu have, ^-^ and :3 most ^w^ unwiwwingwy, :3 of OwO wate 
:3 Heawd uWu many uWu gwievous-I do say, >_> my lord, 
UwU Gwievous-compwaints :3 of you; which, being consider'd, 
>_< Have xDD mov'd uWu us ^-^ and x3 ouw OwO Counciw ^w^ that :33 you >_< shaww 
^.^ This ^.^ mownying come :33 befowe x3 us; >w< whewe ^-^ I >_< knyow 
You ;;w;; cannyot xDD with >_< such ^w^ fweedom purge :33 youwsewf 
xDD But that, :3 tiww further ÚwÚ twiaw ^-^ in those ^w^ chawges 
Which >w< wiww require ^-^ youw answer, :33 you must ^w^ take 
;;w;; Youw x3 patience uWu to :33 you ^-^ and >_< be ^w^ weww :3 contented 
>_< To uWu make ^-^ youw house x3 ouw Tow'r. You a brother :3 of us, 
>_> It uWu fits ;;w;; we UwU thus >_< pwoceed, >w< ow else xDD nyo x3 witnyess 
>w< Wouwd come ÚwÚ against ÚwÚ you. 
:3 CWANMEW. ^-^ I x3 humbwy UwU thank ^-^ youw Highness 
And am >w< wight ^.^ gwad uWu to xDD catch ^w^ this ^w^ good ^.^ occasion 
uWu Most UwU thwoughwy uWu to >_< be >_> winnyowed >w< whewe >_> my chaff 
And corn >_< shaww OwO fwy asunder; for ^-^ I >_< knyow 
Thewe's none ^.^ stands ^.^ undew :33 mowe ^.^ cawumnyious tongues 
uWu Than ^-^ I x3 mysewf, x3 poow man. 
uWu KING. :33 Stand xDD up, ^w^ good ^.^ Cantewbuwy; 
>w< Thy >_> twuth ^-^ and thy OwO integwity is :3 wooted 
^.^ In us, thy OwO fwiend. ^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand, >_< stand up; 
^-^ Pwithee let's >_< wawk. xDD Nyow, :3 by >_> my ^-^ howidame, 
:3 What >w< mannyew :3 of man are :33 you? ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I OwO wook'd 
You :3 wouwd have ÚwÚ given :33 me ^-^ youw :33 petition ^w^ that 
^-^ I OwO shouwd have xDD ta'en ÚwÚ some ^-^ pains uWu to >_< bwing x3 togethew 
UwU Youwsewf ^-^ and ^-^ youw ÚwÚ accusews, ^-^ and uWu to have heard :33 you 
>_< Without ÚwÚ induwance further. 
:3 CWANMEW. uWu Most x3 dwead liege, 
^.^ The ^w^ good ^-^ I >_< stand on is >_> my >_> twuth ^-^ and ;;w;; honyesty; 
UwU If :33 they >_< shaww OwO faiw, ^-^ I xDD with mine enemies 
Will ÚwÚ twiumph ^.^ o'ew >_> my ;;w;; pewson; xDD which ^-^ I :33 weigh not, 
ÚwÚ Being :3 of those virtues vacant. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw OwO nyothing 
:3 What ^w^ can >_< be ^-^ said ÚwÚ against >w< me. 
uWu KING. x3 Knyow :33 you UwU nyot 
UwU How ^-^ youw ^.^ state ^.^ stands ^.^ i' >_> th' world, xDD with >w< the uWu whowe >_> wowwd? 
;;w;; Youw enemies are ÚwÚ many, ^-^ and UwU nyot small; their >w< pwactices 
ÚwÚ Must ;;w;; beaw >w< the ^-^ same x3 pwopowtion; ^-^ and UwU nyot ^-^ evew 
^.^ The ÚwÚ justice ^-^ and >w< the >_> twuth uWu o' >_> th' >w< question carries 
^.^ The UwU due uWu o' >_> th' verdict xDD with x3 it; :3 at what ^-^ ease 
:33 Might :33 cowwupt >w< minds >_> pwocuwe xDD knyaves ÚwÚ as :33 cowwupt 
>_< To xDD sweaw ÚwÚ against :33 you? >_> Such things have OwO been OwO donye. 
You are potently :3 oppos'd, ^-^ and xDD with a ÚwÚ mawice 
Of ÚwÚ as >_> gweat >w< size. >_< Ween :33 you :3 of xDD bettew >w< wuck, 
^-^ I UwU mean ^-^ in ^w^ pewjuw'd x3 witnyess, than ^-^ youw UwU Mastew, 
>_< Whose minister :33 you x3 awe, >w< whiwes ÚwÚ hewe He :3 wiv'd 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ this ÚwÚ nyaughty ^-^ eawth? :3 Go x3 to, ^w^ go :33 to; 
You ^w^ take a x3 pwecipice for xDD nyo UwU weap :3 of ^.^ dangew, 
And ÚwÚ woo ^-^ youw ^-^ own xDD destwuction. 
:3 CWANMEW. >_> God ^-^ and ^-^ youw >_> Majesty 
uWu Pwotect mine innocence, >w< ow ^-^ I x3 faww uWu into 
^.^ The >w< twap is OwO waid for me! 
uWu KING. ;;w;; Be :3 of ^w^ good xDD cheew; 
xDD They >_< shaww xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu pwevaiw than ;;w;; we >w< give x3 way :33 to. 
uWu Keep x3 comfowt uWu to ^.^ you, ^-^ and ^w^ this ^.^ mownying see 
You do ÚwÚ appeaw :33 befowe ^.^ them; >_> if :33 they >_< shaww UwU chance, 
^.^ In :3 chawging :33 you xDD with xDD mattews, uWu to OwO commit ^.^ you, 
^.^ The uWu best uWu pewsuasions uWu to >w< the ^-^ contwawy 
Fail UwU nyot uWu to :33 use, ^-^ and xDD with what uWu vehemency 
Th' ^.^ occasion >_< shaww instruct ÚwÚ you. UwU If ^w^ entweaties 
Will x3 wendew :33 you xDD nyo ^.^ wemedy, ^w^ this ring 
^.^ Dewivew them, ^-^ and ^-^ youw >_> appeaw uWu to uWu us 
;;w;; Thewe uWu make :33 befowe uWu them. x3 Wook, >w< the ^w^ good man weeps! 
He's OwO honyest, on mine honour. God's blest ^.^ Mothew! 
^-^ I xDD sweaw UwU he is uWu twue-heawted, ^-^ and a ^w^ souw 
UwU Nyonye xDD bettew ^-^ in >_> my kingdom. Get :33 you gone, 
And do ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have :33 bid ÚwÚ you. 
x3 Exit ^-^ CWANMEW 
He has ^.^ stwangwed ^.^ his >_< wanguage ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ teaws. 

^-^ Entew OLD LADY 

;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :33 [Within] ^w^ Come back; what UwU mean :33 you? 
OLD x3 WADY. >_< I'ww UwU nyot come back; >w< the >_< tidings ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< bwing 
Will uWu make >_> my ;;w;; bowdnyess uWu mannyews. xDD Nyow, ^w^ good angels 
OwO Fwy ^.^ o'ew thy ;;w;; woyaw head, ^-^ and :3 shade thy :33 pewson 
Under their xDD bwessed >_> wings! 
uWu KING. xDD Nyow, :3 by thy OwO wooks 
^-^ I guess thy message. Is >w< the Queen ÚwÚ dewivew'd? 
Say :33 ay, ^-^ and :3 of a ^.^ boy. 
OLD x3 WADY. x3 Ay, :33 ay, >_> my :33 wiege; 
And :3 of a ^-^ wovewy ^.^ boy. ^.^ The >_> God :3 of >_> Heaven 
ÚwÚ Both now ^-^ and ^-^ evew bless ^w^ hew! 'Tis a ^w^ giww, 
Promises >_< boys ^.^ heweaftew. x3 Siw, ^-^ youw :3 queen 
Desires ^-^ youw ^.^ visitation, ^-^ and uWu to >_< be 
Acquainted xDD with ^w^ this x3 stwangew; ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ as OwO wike :33 you 
:33 As ^w^ chewwy is uWu to >w< chewwy. 
uWu KING. Lovell! 

^-^ Entew x3 WOVEWW 

LOVELL. ^-^ Siw? 
uWu KING. ^w^ Give ;;w;; hew :3 an x3 hundwed marks. >_< I'ww uWu to >w< the xDD Queen. x3 Exit 
OLD x3 WADY. ;;w;; An x3 hundwed marks? By ^w^ this :3 wight, >_< I'ww ha' UwU mowe! 
;;w;; An OwO owdinyawy OwO gwoom is for >_< such ÚwÚ payment. 
^-^ I >w< wiww have ^-^ mowe, >w< ow :33 scowd it :33 out :3 of ^-^ him. 
>_< Said ^-^ I for ^w^ this >w< the >w< giww >_> was OwO wike uWu to uWu him! >_< I'ww 
>_< Have ^-^ mowe, >w< ow else ^-^ unsay't; ^-^ and uWu nyow, :33 whiwe ÚwÚ 'tis hot, 
>_< I'ww put it uWu to >w< the ^-^ issue. Exeunt 




>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE 2. 

>_> Wobby :33 befowe >w< the OwO Counciw Chamber 

^-^ Entew UwU CWANMEW, >_< AWCHBISHOP UwU OF UwU CANTEWBUWY 

:3 CWANMEW. ^-^ I hope ^-^ I am UwU nyot x3 too late; ^-^ and yet >w< the gentleman 
:33 That >_> was >_> sent uWu to :33 me OwO fwom >w< the OwO Counciw xDD pway'd :33 me 
>_< To uWu make >_> gweat >w< haste. ;;w;; Aww xDD fast? :3 What ÚwÚ means xDD this? Ho! 
>_< Who OwO waits ÚwÚ thewe? :33 Suwe :33 you >_< knyow ÚwÚ me? 

^-^ Entew uWu KEEPEW 

^w^ KEEPEW. ^w^ Yes, >_> my OwO wowd; 
xDD But yet ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot :33 hewp ÚwÚ you. 
:3 CWANMEW. UwU Why? 
^w^ KEEPEW. ;;w;; Youw Grace must :3 wait :3 tiww :33 you >_< be call'd >_< fow. 

^-^ Entew DOCTOR BUTTS 

:3 CWANMEW. UwU So. 
BUTTS. [Aside] ^.^ This is a piece :3 of xDD mawice. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad 
^-^ I came ^w^ this x3 way ;;w;; so happily; >w< the OwO King 
ÚwÚ Shaww understand it ^-^ pwesentwy. x3 Exit 
:3 CWANMEW. [Aside] 'Tis xDD Butts, 
^.^ The King's UwU physician; ÚwÚ as UwU he >_< pass'd uWu awong, 
UwU How >w< eawnyestwy UwU he ÚwÚ cast ^.^ his ^.^ eyes upon me! 
xDD Pway :3 heaven UwU he sound UwU nyot >_> my disgrace! :3 Fow >_< cewtain, 
^.^ This is :3 of OwO puwpose OwO waid :3 by ÚwÚ some ^w^ that hate >_> me- 
>_> God ^w^ tuwn their UwU heawts! ^-^ I UwU nyevew sought their ^w^ mawice- 
>_< To quench mine ^.^ honyouw; :33 they :3 wouwd OwO shame uWu to uWu make :33 me 
Wait else :3 at door, a uWu fewwow ^w^ counciwwow, 
ÚwÚ 'Mong ÚwÚ boys, xDD gwooms, ^-^ and uWu wackeys. xDD But their :33 pweasuwes 
ÚwÚ Must >_< be >_> fuwfiww'd, ^-^ and ^-^ I ^-^ attend xDD with ^.^ patience. 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU KING ^-^ and BUTTS :3 at ÚwÚ window ^w^ above 

BUTTS. >_< I'ww ^w^ show ^-^ youw Grace >w< the >_> stwangest >_> sight- 
uWu KING. What's that, Butts? 
BUTTS. ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ youw Highness OwO saw ^w^ this uWu many a ;;w;; day. 
uWu KING. >_< Body a me, >w< whewe is it? 
BUTTS. ;;w;; Thewe >_> my ;;w;; wowd: 
^.^ The >_> high uWu pwomotion :3 of ^.^ his Grace :3 of ^.^ Cantewbuwy; 
>_< Who UwU howds ^.^ his ^.^ state :3 at door, >_> 'mongst pursuivants, 
^w^ Pages, ^-^ and >w< footboys. 
uWu KING. ^w^ Ha, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU he indeed. 
Is ^w^ this >w< the >w< honyouw :33 they do >w< onye x3 anyothew? 
'Tis ^w^ weww >_< thewe's >w< onye ^w^ above >w< 'em yet. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 thought 
xDD They ^w^ had :33 pawted ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much uWu honyesty xDD among 'em- 
x3 At least ^w^ good manners-as UwU nyot UwU thus uWu to :3 suffew 
xDD A man :3 of ^.^ his place, ^-^ and ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw x3 ouw favour, 
>_< To ^w^ dance >w< attendance on their ^w^ wowdships' xDD pweasuwes, 
And :3 at >w< the :33 doow OwO too, OwO wike a ÚwÚ post xDD with packets. 
By UwU howy xDD Mawy, xDD Butts, >_< thewe's knavery! 
Let >w< 'em UwU awonye, ^-^ and draw >w< the curtain OwO cwose; 
OwO We >_< shaww >_> heaw :33 mowe ;;w;; anyon. Exeunt 




>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

^.^ The OwO Counciw Chamber 

xDD A OwO Counciw ^-^ tabwe brought :33 in, xDD with >w< chaiws ^-^ and :3 stoows, ^-^ and UwU pwaced 
^.^ undew >w< the x3 state. ^-^ Entew UwU WOWD CHANCELLOR, places himself :3 at >w< the x3 uppew UwU end 
:3 of >w< the ^-^ tabwe on >w< the UwU weft :3 band, a ^w^ seat being UwU weft ^.^ void ^w^ above :3 him, 
ÚwÚ as for ÚwÚ Cantewbuwy's uWu seat. :3 DUKE UwU OF ÚwÚ SUFFOWK, :3 DUKE UwU OF :3 NyOWFOWK, SURREY, 
UwU WOWD CHAMBERLAIN, OwO GAWDINyEW, ^w^ seat >w< themsewves ^-^ in UwU owdew on uWu each UwU side; 
>_< CWOMWEWW :3 at lower ^w^ end, ÚwÚ as secretary. uWu KEEPEW :3 at >w< the :33 doow 

^.^ CHANCEWWOW. OwO Speak uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ businyess, ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ secwetawy; 
^.^ Why are ;;w;; we >_< met ^-^ in council? 
uWu CWOMWEWW. x3 Pwease ^-^ youw >_> honyouws, 
^.^ The uWu chief >_< cause concerns ^.^ his Grace :3 of Canterbury. 
GARDINER. :3 Has UwU he ^w^ had >w< knyowwedge :3 of it? 
uWu CWOMWEWW. x3 Yes. 
NORFOLK. >_< Who OwO waits ÚwÚ thewe? 
^w^ KEEPEW. ^.^ Without, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe lords? 
GARDINER. x3 Yes. 
^w^ KEEPEW. ^w^ My xDD Wowd ;;w;; Awchbishop; 
And has ^w^ donye :3 hawf :3 an hour, uWu to >_< knyow ^-^ youw >_> pweasuwes. 
^.^ CHANCEWWOW. Let xDD him come uWu in. 
^w^ KEEPEW. ;;w;; Youw Grace ^w^ may UwU entew UwU nyow. 

^-^ CWANMEW ^w^ appwoaches >w< the OwO Counciw ^-^ tabwe 

^.^ CHANCEWWOW. ^w^ My ^w^ good xDD Wowd Archbishop, ^-^ I am :3 vewy >w< sowwy 
>_< To ÚwÚ sit ÚwÚ hewe :3 at ^w^ this >_> pwesent, ^-^ and uWu behowd 
:33 That uWu chaiw >_< stand ÚwÚ empty; but ;;w;; we ;;w;; aww are men, 
^.^ In x3 ouw ^-^ own xDD nyatuwes frail ^-^ and ;;w;; capabwe 
Of x3 ouw >_> fwesh; OwO few are ÚwÚ angews; :33 out :3 of xDD which ^w^ fwaiwty 
And >_< want :3 of OwO wisdom, ^.^ you, ^w^ that uWu best OwO shouwd ^-^ teach us, 
>_< Have OwO misdemean'd ÚwÚ youwsewf, ^-^ and UwU nyot a OwO wittwe, 
Toward >w< the OwO King first, :33 then ^.^ his x3 waws, ^-^ in :33 fiwwing 
^.^ The uWu whowe realm :3 by ^-^ youw teaching ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^.^ chapwains- 
:3 Fow ;;w;; so ;;w;; we are xDD infowm'd-with xDD nyew ;;w;; opinyions, 
>_> Divews ^-^ and dangerous; xDD which are heresies, 
And, UwU nyot reform'd, ^w^ may >_< pwove ^-^ pewnyicious. 
GARDINER. Which >w< wefowmation must >_< be xDD sudden OwO too, 
^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe lords; for those ^w^ that tame wild :3 howses 
Pace >w< 'em UwU nyot ^-^ in their >w< hands uWu to uWu make >w< 'em gentle, 
xDD But >w< stop their uWu mouth xDD with OwO stubbown xDD bits ^-^ and spur >w< 'em 
xDD Tiww :33 they xDD obey >w< the ;;w;; manyage. UwU If ;;w;; we suffer, 
>_> Out :3 of x3 ouw >_< easinyess ^-^ and :33 chiwdish :33 pity 
>_< To >w< onye man's ;;w;; honyouw, ^w^ this contagious xDD sicknyess, 
^-^ Faweweww ;;w;; aww physic; ^-^ and what follows then? 
Commotions, OwO upwoaws, xDD with a ^-^ genyewaw >_< taint 
Of >w< the uWu whowe UwU state; ÚwÚ as :3 of OwO wate ^-^ days x3 ouw neighbours, 
^.^ The x3 uppew :33 Gewmany, ^w^ can >_> deawwy x3 witnyess, 
^w^ Yet UwU fweshwy uWu pitied ^-^ in x3 ouw uWu memowies. 
:3 CWANMEW. ^w^ My ^w^ good ^w^ wowds, ^-^ hithewto ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU pwogwess 
ÚwÚ Both :3 of >_> my OwO wife ^-^ and ;;w;; office, ^-^ I have ÚwÚ wabouw'd, 
And xDD with xDD nyo ^-^ wittwe ^.^ study, ^w^ that >_> my teaching 
And >w< the strong ÚwÚ couwse :3 of >_> my ^w^ authowity 
:33 Might ^w^ go >w< onye OwO way, ^-^ and >w< safewy; ^-^ and >w< the UwU end 
uWu Was ^-^ evew uWu to do ^.^ weww. >_> Nyow is >w< thewe living- 
^-^ I UwU speak it xDD with a :33 singwe heart, >_> my >_< wowds- 
xDD A man ^w^ that :33 mowe detests, :33 mowe stirs :3 against, 
ÚwÚ Both ^-^ in ^.^ his private >w< conscience ^-^ and ^.^ his place, 
UwU Defacews :3 of a ÚwÚ pubwic peace than ^-^ I do. 
xDD Pway :3 heaven >w< the OwO King ^w^ may UwU nyevew find a :33 heawt 
With less x3 awwegiance ^-^ in x3 it! >w< Men ^w^ that uWu make 
ÚwÚ Envy ^-^ and ^-^ cwooked ÚwÚ mawice ^-^ nyouwishment 
ÚwÚ Dawe bite >w< the ^.^ best. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ youw OwO wowdships 
UwU That, ^-^ in ^w^ this case :3 of UwU justice, >_> my ÚwÚ accusews, 
;;w;; Be what :33 they will, ^w^ may >_< stand ^-^ fowth UwU face uWu to UwU face 
And xDD fweewy OwO uwge ÚwÚ against >w< me. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. Nay, >_> my lord, 
:33 That ;;w;; cannyot x3 be; :33 you are a ^w^ counciwwow, 
And :3 by ^w^ that virtue xDD nyo man dare :33 accuse ÚwÚ you. 
GARDINER. ^w^ My lord, ÚwÚ because ;;w;; we have business :3 of :33 mowe ^.^ moment, 
OwO We >w< wiww >_< be x3 showt xDD with ÚwÚ you. 'Tis ^.^ his ^-^ Highnyess' pleasure 
And x3 ouw ^.^ consent, for xDD bettew ÚwÚ twiaw :3 of ^.^ you, 
^w^ Fwom hence :33 you >_< be ;;w;; committed uWu to >w< the >_< Towew; 
Where, being but a private man >w< again, 
You >_< shaww >_< knyow uWu many dare :33 accuse :33 you ^w^ bowdwy, 
x3 Mowe xDD than, ^-^ I fear, :33 you are OwO pwovided >_< fow. 
:3 CWANMEW. >_< Ah, >_> my ^w^ good xDD Wowd :3 of xDD Winchestew, ^-^ I UwU thank you; 
You are uWu awways >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ fwiend; >_> if ^-^ youw >w< wiww ^-^ pass, 
^-^ I >_< shaww x3 both find ^-^ youw OwO wowdship judge ^-^ and xDD juwow, 
You are ;;w;; so ^.^ mewcifuw. ^-^ I see ^-^ youw UwU end- 
'Tis >_> my undoing. Love ^-^ and xDD meeknyess, lord, 
>_> Become a >_< chuwchman xDD bettew than ambition; 
^w^ Win ^w^ stwaying >_< souws xDD with :3 modesty >w< again, 
>_> Cast none uWu away. :33 That ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU cweaw x3 mysewf, 
:3 Way ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ weight xDD ye ^w^ can upon >_> my >_> patience, 
^-^ I uWu make ÚwÚ as ^-^ wittwe ÚwÚ doubt ÚwÚ as :33 you do >w< conscience 
^.^ In x3 doing daily UwU wwongs. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd say ^-^ mowe, 
xDD But xDD wevewence uWu to ^-^ youw >_< cawwing ^-^ makes :33 me UwU modest. 
GARDINER. ^w^ My lord, >_> my lord, :33 you are a >w< sectawy; 
xDD That's >w< the UwU pwain xDD twuth. ;;w;; Youw painted :3 gwoss ^w^ discovews, 
>_< To ^-^ men ^w^ that understand ^.^ you, >_> wowds ^-^ and ^.^ weaknyess. 
uWu CWOMWEWW. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of xDD Winchestew, y'are a OwO wittwe, 
By ^-^ youw ^w^ good favour, x3 too x3 shawp; ^-^ men ;;w;; so noble, 
>_> Howevew faulty, yet OwO shouwd find ^w^ wespect 
:3 Fow what :33 they have been; ÚwÚ 'tis a OwO cwuewty 
>_< To :3 woad a uWu fawwing man. 
GARDINER. Good >w< Mastew >w< Secwetawy, 
^-^ I ^.^ cwy ^-^ youw >w< honyouw ^-^ mewcy; :33 you ;;w;; may, ^-^ wowst 
Of ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ÚwÚ tabwe, say >_< so. 
uWu CWOMWEWW. :3 Why, >_> my >_> wowd? 
GARDINER. :3 Do UwU nyot ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you for a :3 favouwew 
Of ^w^ this xDD nyew ^-^ sect? >w< Ye are UwU nyot sound. 
uWu CWOMWEWW. uWu Nyot sound? 
GARDINER. uWu Nyot uWu sound, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
uWu CWOMWEWW. >w< Wouwd :33 you were :3 hawf ;;w;; so uWu honyest! 
OwO Men's ^.^ pwayews :33 then :3 wouwd >w< seek ^.^ you, UwU nyot their >_> feaws. 
GARDINER. ^-^ I >_< shaww remember ^w^ this xDD bowd OwO wanguage. 
uWu CWOMWEWW. x3 Do. 
:3 Wemembew ^-^ youw xDD bowd OwO wife >_< too. 
^.^ CHANCEWWOW. ^.^ This is x3 too ;;w;; much; 
uWu Fowbeaw, for >w< shame, >_> my uWu wowds. 
GARDINER. ^-^ I have OwO donye. 
uWu CWOMWEWW. And xDD I. 
^.^ CHANCEWWOW. UwU Then UwU thus for ^.^ you, >_> my ;;w;; wowd: it ^.^ stands ;;w;; agweed, 
^-^ I ^w^ take ^w^ it, :3 by ;;w;; aww ^.^ voices, ^w^ that forthwith 
You >_< be ^.^ convey'd uWu to >_> th' x3 Towew a OwO pwisonyew; 
;;w;; Thewe uWu to UwU wemain :3 tiww >w< the King's further pleasure 
;;w;; Be known >_< unto :33 us. ;;w;; Awe :33 you ;;w;; aww ;;w;; agweed, lords? 
OwO AWW. OwO We ÚwÚ awe. 
:3 CWANMEW. Is >w< thewe xDD nyo x3 othew x3 way :3 of >_> mewcy, 
xDD But ^-^ I must xDD nyeeds uWu to >_> th' :3 Towew, >_> my lords? 
GARDINER. :3 What x3 othew 
>w< Wouwd :33 you expect? You are ;;w;; stwangewy OwO twoubwesome. 
Let ÚwÚ some uWu o' >_> th' :3 guawd >_< be ready >w< thewe. 

^-^ Entew >w< the :3 guawd 

:3 CWANMEW. :3 Fow ÚwÚ me? 
ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I ^w^ go OwO wike a UwU twaitow thither? 
GARDINER. ;;w;; Weceive :3 him, 
And see xDD him >_> safe ^.^ i' >_> th' >_> Towew. 
:3 CWANMEW. Stay, ^w^ good >_> my ^w^ wowds, 
^-^ I have a ^-^ wittwe yet uWu to ÚwÚ say. ÚwÚ Wook there, >_> my lords; 
By virtue :3 of ^w^ that ring ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my >_< cause 
>_> Out :3 of >w< the :3 gwipes :3 of OwO cwuew ^-^ men ^-^ and >w< give it 
>_< To a :3 most ^-^ nyobwe judge, >w< the OwO King >_> my ÚwÚ mastew. 
CHAMBERLAIN. ^.^ This is >w< the King's ring. 
>w< SUWWEY. 'Tis xDD nyo :3 countewfeit. 
;;w;; SUFFOWK. 'Tis >w< the >w< wight ^.^ wing, :3 by heav'n. ^-^ I >_< towd xDD ye >w< aww, 
When ;;w;; we >_> fiwst put ^w^ this ^w^ dangewous >w< stonye :33 a-wowwing, 
>_> 'Twouwd x3 faww upon :33 ouwsewves. 
NORFOLK. :3 Do :33 you think, >_> my ^w^ wowds, 
^.^ The OwO King >w< wiww :3 suffew but >w< the ^-^ wittwe finger 
Of ^w^ this man uWu to >_< be ;;w;; vex'd? 
CHAMBERLAIN. 'Tis now x3 too :3 cewtain; 
UwU How ÚwÚ much :33 mowe is ^.^ his OwO wife ^-^ in ^.^ vawue xDD with uWu him! 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ I were uWu faiwwy :33 out :3 on't! 
uWu CWOMWEWW. ^w^ My ;;w;; mind ÚwÚ gave me, 
^.^ In :3 seeking >_> tawes ^-^ and informations 
Against ^w^ this >_> man-whose uWu honyesty >w< the devil 
And ^.^ his ^-^ discipwes :3 onwy >_< envy x3 at- 
>w< Ye UwU bwew >w< the ^w^ fiwe ^w^ that uWu buwns xDD ye. :3 Nyow have :3 at ;;w;; ye! 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU KING frowning on ^.^ them; UwU he >_> takes ^.^ his ^w^ seat 

GARDINER. Dread uWu soveweign, how ÚwÚ much are ;;w;; we ^.^ bound uWu to :3 heaven 
^.^ In daily xDD thanks, ^w^ that ÚwÚ gave uWu us >_< such a prince; 
uWu Nyot :3 onwy ^w^ good ^-^ and uWu wise but :3 most x3 wewigious; 
uWu Onye ^w^ that ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ obedience ^-^ makes >w< the :3 chuwch 
^.^ The uWu chief ^.^ aim :3 of ^.^ his >w< honyouw UwU and, uWu to >_< stwengthen 
:33 That UwU howy duty, :33 out :3 of dear OwO wespect, 
:33 His ;;w;; woyaw >_> sewf ^-^ in xDD judgment ÚwÚ comes uWu to >_> heaw 
^.^ The >_< cause ÚwÚ betwixt ;;w;; hew ^-^ and ^w^ this >_> gweat UwU offendew. 
uWu KING. You were ^-^ evew ^w^ good :3 at xDD sudden :33 commendations, 
Bishop :3 of OwO Winchestew. xDD But >_< knyow ^-^ I come UwU nyot 
>_< To >_> heaw >_< such ;;w;; fwattewy uWu nyow, ^-^ and ^-^ in >_> my presence 
xDD They are x3 too >w< thin ^-^ and uWu bawe uWu to xDD hide UwU offences. 
>_< To :33 me :33 you ;;w;; cannyot reach :33 you uWu pway >w< the ^-^ spanyiew, 
And xDD think xDD with >_< wagging :3 of ^-^ youw tongue uWu to >w< win x3 me; 
xDD But ;;w;; whatsoe'ew >w< thou UwU tak'st :33 me ^-^ fow, :33 I'm ^w^ suwe 
Thou UwU hast a OwO cwuew ;;w;; nyatuwe ^-^ and a uWu bwoody. 
^w^ [To xDD CWANMEW] Good ;;w;; man, ÚwÚ sit down. :3 Nyow let :33 me see >w< the proudest 
He ^w^ that ^w^ dawes :3 most but UwU wag ^.^ his finger :3 at ;;w;; thee. 
By ;;w;; aww UwU that's xDD howy, UwU he ^w^ had xDD bettew >w< stawve 
uWu Than but once xDD think ^w^ this :3 pwace UwU becomes ÚwÚ thee uWu nyot. 
>w< SUWWEY. :3 May it UwU pwease ^-^ youw :33 Gwace- 
uWu KING. x3 Nyo, sir, it does UwU nyot UwU pwease >w< me. 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 thought ^-^ I ^w^ had ^w^ had ^-^ men :3 of ÚwÚ some understanding 
And ;;w;; wisdom :3 of >_> my Council; but ^-^ I find x3 nyonye. 
uWu Was it discretion, ^w^ wowds, uWu to let ^w^ this ;;w;; man, 
^.^ This ^w^ good man-few :3 of :33 you ^w^ desewve ^w^ that >w< titwe- 
^.^ This uWu honyest ;;w;; man, :3 wait OwO wike a >w< wousy footboy 
x3 At x3 chambew OwO doow? ^-^ and >w< onye ÚwÚ as >_> gweat ÚwÚ as :33 you ^w^ awe? 
:3 Why, what a OwO shame >_> was this! ÚwÚ Did >_> my >_< commission 
OwO Bid xDD ye ;;w;; so far forget yourselves? ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave xDD ye 
Power ÚwÚ as UwU he >_> was a OwO counciwwow uWu to xDD twy :3 him, 
uWu Nyot ÚwÚ as a OwO gwoom. Thewe's ÚwÚ some :3 of x3 ye, ^-^ I see, 
x3 Mowe :33 out :3 of ÚwÚ mawice than UwU integwity, 
>w< Wouwd xDD twy xDD him uWu to >w< the utmost, ^w^ had xDD ye ^.^ mean; 
Which xDD ye >_< shaww UwU nyevew have :33 whiwe ^-^ I xDD wive. 
^.^ CHANCEWWOW. Thus far, 
^w^ My :3 most x3 dwead uWu soveweign, ^w^ may it OwO wike ^-^ youw Grace 
>_< To let >_> my tongue >w< excuse ÚwÚ aww. :3 What >_> was purpos'd 
^-^ concewnying ^.^ his ^-^ impwisonment >_> was uWu wathew- 
UwU If >w< thewe >_< be faith ^-^ in ^-^ men-meant for ^.^ his ÚwÚ twiaw 
And ^.^ faiw xDD puwgation uWu to >w< the world, than ;;w;; mawice, 
:33 I'm ^.^ suwe, ^-^ in >w< me. 
uWu KING. xDD Weww, UwU weww, >_> my ^w^ wowds, ^w^ wespect xDD him; 
Take :3 him, ^-^ and ÚwÚ use xDD him UwU weww, ÚwÚ he's ^-^ wowthy :3 of uWu it. 
^-^ I >w< wiww say UwU thus ÚwÚ much for him: >_> if a prince 
:3 May >_< be >w< behowding uWu to a subject, 
ÚwÚ Am for ^.^ his :33 wove ^-^ and UwU sewvice ;;w;; so uWu to ^-^ him. 
Make :33 me xDD nyo :33 mowe ^-^ ado, but ;;w;; aww embrace xDD him; 
;;w;; Be :3 fwiends, for >w< shame, >_> my lords! ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of ^-^ Cantewbuwy, 
^-^ I have a ^-^ suit xDD which :33 you must UwU nyot uWu deny ^.^ me: 
:33 That UwU is, a ^.^ faiw xDD young ÚwÚ maid ^w^ that yet ^-^ wants baptism; 
You must >_< be :3 godfathew, ^-^ and answer for x3 hew. 
:3 CWANMEW. ^.^ The >w< gweatest UwU monyawch now ^-^ awive ^w^ may xDD gwowy 
^.^ In >_< such :3 an ^.^ honyouw; how ^w^ may ^-^ I ^w^ desewve ^w^ it, 
:33 That am a x3 poow ^-^ and OwO humbwe xDD subject uWu to :33 you? 
uWu KING. uWu Come, come, >_> my lord, ;;w;; you'd spare ^-^ youw ^w^ spoons. You 
>_< shaww have 
>_< Two ^-^ nyobwe partners xDD with ;;w;; you: >w< the old >w< Duchess :3 of uWu Nyowfowk 
And :33 Wady ^w^ Mawquis UwU Dowset. Will uWu these UwU pwease :33 you? 
;;w;; Once ^-^ mowe, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of xDD Winchestew, ^-^ I charge ^.^ you, 
:3 Embwace ^-^ and :33 wove ^w^ this man. 
GARDINER. With a OwO twue :33 heawt 
And brother-love ^-^ I do uWu it. 
:3 CWANMEW. And let :3 heaven 
Witness how dear ^-^ I hold ^w^ this x3 confiwmation. 
uWu KING. Good ;;w;; man, those joyful tears ^w^ show thy OwO twue >w< heawt. 
^.^ The UwU common >_> voice, ^-^ I see, is ÚwÚ vewified 
Of ^-^ thee, xDD which x3 says UwU thus: >_> 'Do >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of ^w^ Cantewbuwy 
xDD A ^-^ shwewd ^w^ tuwn ^-^ and ÚwÚ he's ^-^ youw uWu fwiend for ever.' 
uWu Come, ^w^ wowds, ;;w;; we >_> twifwe :3 time away; ^-^ I long 
>_< To have ^w^ this xDD young >w< onye uWu made a xDD Chwistian. 
:33 As ^-^ I have uWu made xDD ye :3 onye, ^w^ wowds, >w< onye remain; 
So ^-^ I ÚwÚ gwow >_> stwongew, :33 you :33 mowe >w< honyouw ^-^ gain. Exeunt 




>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 

^.^ The ^-^ pawace ^.^ yawd 

Noise ^-^ and ^-^ tumuwt within. ^-^ Entew PORTER ^-^ and ^.^ his ^.^ MAN 

PORTER. >_< You'ww uWu weave ^-^ youw noise ^w^ anyon, xDD ye UwU wascaws. :3 Do :33 you 
^w^ take >w< the >w< couwt for UwU Pawis >_< gawden? >w< Ye rude >_< swaves, uWu weave ^-^ youw 
^.^ gaping. 
[Within: Good ^w^ mastew porter, ^-^ I belong uWu to >_> th' uWu wawdew.] 
PORTER. >w< Bewong uWu to >_> th' xDD gawwows, ^-^ and >_< be >_> hang'd, xDD ye xDD wogue! Is 
^w^ this a :3 pwace uWu to >w< woaw in? :33 Fetch :33 me a dozen ÚwÚ cwab-twee uWu staves, 
^-^ and strong >w< onyes; uWu these are but switches uWu to x3 'em. >_< I'ww scratch 
^-^ youw heads. You must >_< be ;;w;; seeing christenings? :3 Do :33 you >w< wook 
for UwU awe ^-^ and xDD cakes ;;w;; hewe, :33 you rude :3 wascaws? 
MAN. Pray, sir, >_< be >w< patient; ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much impossible, 
uWu Unwess ;;w;; we uWu sweep >w< 'em OwO fwom >w< the :33 doow xDD with cannons, 
>_< To >_> scattew >w< 'em ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to uWu make >w< 'em OwO sweep 
:3 On :33 May-day OwO mownying; xDD which >w< wiww UwU nyevew OwO be. 
OwO We ^w^ may ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww push ÚwÚ against UwU Pauw's ÚwÚ as >w< stiw x3 'em. 
PORTER. UwU How ^w^ got :33 they :33 in, ^-^ and >_< be hang'd? 
MAN. >_> Awas, ^-^ I >_< knyow not: how >_< gets >w< the tide in? 
:33 As ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as >w< onye sound ^-^ cudgew :3 of :3 fouw ^-^ foot- 
You see >w< the x3 poow UwU wemaindew-couwd :33 distwibute, 
^-^ I uWu made xDD nyo :3 spawe, ^-^ siw. 
PORTER. You >w< did ;;w;; nyothing, ^-^ siw. 
MAN. ^-^ I am UwU nyot ÚwÚ Samson, >_< nyow :3 Siw Guy, >_< nyow Colbrand, 
>_< To >_> mow >w< 'em OwO down :33 befowe x3 me; but >_> if ^-^ I ^-^ spaw'd :33 any 
:33 That ^w^ had a ^.^ head uWu to ;;w;; hit, OwO eithew xDD young >w< ow >_< owd, 
He >w< ow ^.^ she, ;;w;; cuckowd >w< ow ^-^ cuckowd-makew, 
Let :33 me >w< nye'ew hope uWu to see a ^-^ chinye UwU again; 
And ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot for a cow, >_> God >_< save ^w^ hew! 
:33 [ xDD Within: :3 Do :33 you uWu heaw, ^w^ mastew x3 powtew?] 
PORTER. ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be xDD with :33 you presently, ^w^ good ^w^ mastew xDD puppy. 
uWu Keep >w< the :33 doow UwU cwose, ^-^ siwwah. 
MAN. :3 What :3 wouwd :33 you have :33 me do? 
PORTER. :3 What OwO shouwd :33 you ÚwÚ do, but uWu knyock >w< 'em OwO down :3 by >_> th' 
>w< dozens? Is ^w^ this OwO Moowfiewds uWu to >w< mustew in? >_> Ow have ;;w;; we ÚwÚ some 
^-^ stwange UwU Indian xDD with >w< the >_> gweat >w< toow come uWu to uWu couwt, >w< the 
:33 women ;;w;; so ÚwÚ besiege xDD us? :3 Bwess me, what a xDD fwy :3 of fornication 
is :3 at door! :3 On >_> my Christian ;;w;; conscience, ^w^ this >w< onye ^.^ chwistenying 
>w< wiww :33 beget a ^.^ thousand: ÚwÚ hewe >w< wiww >_< be ^-^ fathew, :3 godfathew, 
^-^ and ;;w;; aww together. 
MAN. ^.^ The spoons >w< wiww >_< be >w< the uWu biggew, ^-^ siw. ;;w;; Thewe is a uWu fewwow 
;;w;; somewhat uWu nyeaw >w< the door, UwU he OwO shouwd >_< be a :33 bwaziew :3 by ^.^ his 
OwO face, ^-^ fow, uWu o' >_> my ;;w;; conscience, twenty :3 of >w< the dog-days now 
reign :33 in's ^.^ nyose; ;;w;; aww ^w^ that >_< stand uWu about xDD him are ^.^ undew >w< the >w< winye, 
:33 they need xDD nyo x3 othew penance. :33 That >w< fiwe-dwake >w< did ^-^ I OwO hit xDD thwee 
xDD times on >w< the head, ^-^ and xDD thwee xDD times >_> was ^.^ his x3 nyose ^.^ dischawged 
ÚwÚ against x3 me; UwU he ^.^ stands >w< thewe OwO wike a UwU mowtaw-piece, uWu to x3 bwow :33 us. 
;;w;; Thewe >_> was a ÚwÚ habewdashew's uWu wife :3 of xDD smaww UwU wit uWu nyeaw :3 him, ^w^ that 
^.^ waiw'd upon :33 me :3 tiww ;;w;; hew ^-^ pink'd OwO powwingew uWu feww off ;;w;; hew head, 
for ^-^ kindwing >_< such a >w< combustion ^-^ in >w< the x3 state. ^-^ I ^-^ miss'd >w< the 
^-^ meteow once, ^-^ and OwO hit ^w^ that woman, ;;w;; who uWu cwied :33 out OwO 'Cwubs!' 
uWu when ^-^ I :33 might see OwO fwom far ÚwÚ some UwU fowty ^w^ twuncheonyews draw 
uWu to ;;w;; hew ^.^ succouw, xDD which were >w< the hope uWu o' >_> th' ÚwÚ Stwand, >w< whewe 
she >_> was :3 quawtewed. xDD They uWu feww >w< on; ^-^ I uWu made ^w^ good >_> my ;;w;; pwace. 
x3 At UwU wength :33 they came uWu to >_> th' >_> bwoomstaff uWu to x3 me; ^-^ I ;;w;; defied >w< 'em 
>_< stiww; uWu when :3 suddenwy a >_< fiwe :3 of >_< boys x3 behind ^w^ 'em, loose ^.^ shot, 
>w< dewivew'd >_< such a :3 show'w :3 of pebbles ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> was :33 fain uWu to draw 
mine >w< honyouw ^-^ in ^-^ and let >w< 'em >w< win >w< the OwO wowk: >w< the devil >_> was 
^.^ amongst ^w^ 'em, ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ suwewy. 
PORTER. These are >w< the ^.^ youths ^w^ that ^.^ thundew :3 at a x3 pwayhouse 
^-^ and ^.^ fight for >_< bitten UwU appwes; ^w^ that xDD nyo audience but >w< the ;;w;; twibuwation 
:3 of x3 Towew-hiww >w< ow >w< the ^w^ wimbs :3 of :33 Wimehouse, their dear 
>_< bwothews, are able uWu to endure. ^-^ I have ÚwÚ some :3 of >w< 'em ^-^ in Limbo 
ÚwÚ Patwum, ^-^ and >w< thewe :33 they are OwO wike uWu to ^w^ dance uWu these xDD thwee uWu days; 
^-^ besides >w< the running banquet :3 of x3 two xDD beadwes ^w^ that is uWu to ^-^ come. 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU WOWD ^-^ CHAMBEWWAIN 

CHAMBERLAIN. :3 Mewcy uWu o' me, what a multitude are ^w^ hewe! 
xDD They ÚwÚ gwow OwO stiww too; OwO fwom ;;w;; aww x3 pawts :33 they are ^w^ coming, 
:33 As >_> if ;;w;; we ÚwÚ kept a ^.^ faiw ^w^ hewe! ;;w;; Whewe are uWu these porters, 
These :33 wazy >w< knyaves? OwO Y'have uWu made a UwU finye ;;w;; hand, >_> fewwows. 
Thewe's a trim >_> wabbwe let >_> in: are ;;w;; aww uWu these 
;;w;; Youw faithful >w< fwiends uWu o' >_> th' suburbs? OwO We >_< shaww have 
Great >_> stowe :3 of x3 woom, xDD nyo >_> doubt, UwU weft for >w< the :3 wadies, 
When :33 they ^w^ pass >_< back OwO fwom >w< the >w< chwistenying. 
PORTER. An't UwU pwease ^-^ youw ;;w;; honyouw, 
OwO We are but men; ^-^ and what ;;w;; so uWu many ^w^ may ÚwÚ do, 
uWu Nyot being ;;w;; town a >w< pieces, ;;w;; we have OwO donye. 
;;w;; An >w< awmy ;;w;; cannyot rule x3 'em. 
CHAMBERLAIN. :33 As ^-^ I >_< wive, 
UwU If >w< the OwO King ^w^ bwame :33 me ^.^ fow't, >_< I'ww lay xDD ye :3 an 
By >_> th' xDD heews, ^-^ and suddenly; ^-^ and on ^-^ youw UwU heads 
Clap :3 wound fines for ^w^ nyegwect. Y'are :33 wazy x3 knyaves; 
And ÚwÚ hewe xDD ye >_< wie uWu baiting :3 of ^.^ bombawds, uWu when 
>w< Ye OwO shouwd do ^.^ sewvice. :3 Hawk! >w< the trumpets ÚwÚ sound; 
Th' are come uWu awweady OwO fwom >w< the >w< chwistenying. 
:3 Go x3 bweak xDD among >w< the ^-^ pwess ^-^ and find a x3 way :33 out 
>_< To let >w< the ;;w;; twoops ^w^ pass xDD faiwwy, >w< ow >_< I'ww find 
xDD A ÚwÚ Mawshawsea >_< shaww hold xDD ye uWu pway uWu these x3 two ^-^ months. 
PORTER. Make x3 way >w< thewe for >w< the OwO Pwincess. 
MAN. You >_> gweat fellow, 
:33 Stand ^-^ cwose xDD up, >w< ow >_< I'ww uWu make ^-^ youw ^.^ head ache. 
PORTER. You ^.^ i' >_> th' >_< camwet, x3 get :3 up uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ waiw; 
>_< I'ww uWu peck :33 you ^.^ o'ew >w< the xDD pawes ;;w;; ewse. Exeunt 




>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 5. 

^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew TRUMPETS, uWu sounding; :33 then x3 two ALDERMEN, UwU WOWD ^-^ MAYOW, UwU GAWTEW, UwU CWANMEW, 
:3 DUKE UwU OF :3 NyOWFOWK, xDD with ^.^ his UwU mawshaw's xDD staff, :3 DUKE UwU OF ÚwÚ SUFFOWK, 
x3 two >_< Nyobwemen ÚwÚ beawing >_> gweat standing-bowls for >w< the ^.^ chwistenying gifts; 
:33 then :3 fouw >_< Nyobwemen ÚwÚ beawing a :3 canyopy, ^.^ undew xDD which >w< the DUCHESS UwU OF :3 NyOWFOWK, 
UwU godmothew, ÚwÚ beawing >w< the ;;w;; CHIWD >_< wichwy xDD habited ^-^ in a ^-^ mantwe, ^w^ etc., 
>w< twain :33 bownye :3 by a :33 WADY; :33 then follows >w< the ^w^ MAWCHIONyESS DORSET, 
>w< the x3 othew UwU godmothew, ^-^ and uWu WADIES. ^.^ The :33 twoop ^w^ pass once uWu about >w< the >_< stage, 
^-^ and ÚwÚ GAWTEW ;;w;; speaks 

GARTER. Heaven, OwO fwom thy OwO endwess ÚwÚ goodnyess, ^.^ send x3 pwospewous 
>_< wife, long ^-^ and ^.^ evew-happy, uWu to >w< the >_> high ^-^ and ^w^ mighty 
Princess :3 of ^.^ Engwand, :3 Ewizabeth! 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew UwU KING ^-^ and :3 guawd 

:3 CWANMEW. [Kneeling] And uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw Grace ^-^ and >w< the 
^w^ good Queen! 
^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe partners ^-^ and myself UwU thus ^.^ pway: 
;;w;; Aww uWu comfowt, joy, ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 most OwO gwacious xDD wady, 
>_> Heaven ^-^ evew OwO waid :3 up uWu to uWu make parents >_> happy, 
:3 May hourly x3 faww upon ;;w;; ye! 
uWu KING. uWu Thank ^.^ you, ^w^ good xDD Wowd Archbishop. 
:3 What is ;;w;; hew ;;w;; nyame? 
:3 CWANMEW. OwO Ewizabeth. 
uWu KING. :33 Stand xDD up, ^-^ wowd. :33 [The UwU KING kisses >w< the UwU chiwd] 
With ^w^ this >_> kiss ^w^ take >_> my ;;w;; bwessing: >_> God protect ^-^ thee! 
>w< Into :3 whose UwU hand ^-^ I >w< give thy ÚwÚ wife. 
:3 CWANMEW. xDD Amen. 
uWu KING. ^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe gossips, y'have OwO been x3 too >_< pwodigaw; 
^-^ I UwU thank xDD ye heartily. So >_< shaww ^w^ this xDD wady, 
When she has ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >_> Engwish. 
:3 CWANMEW. Let :33 me :3 speak, sir, 
:3 Fow :3 heaven now ^.^ bids x3 me; ^-^ and >w< the >_> wowds ^-^ I ;;w;; uttew 
Let none xDD think xDD fwattewy, for ^.^ they'ww find >w< 'em xDD twuth. 
^.^ This ;;w;; woyaw infant-heaven OwO stiww ^.^ move uWu about OwO hew!- 
OwO Though ^-^ in ;;w;; hew uWu cwadwe, yet now xDD pwomises 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ this ^w^ wand a >_> thousand blessings, 
Which :3 time >_< shaww >_< bwing uWu to OwO wipenyess. ÚwÚ She >_< shaww be- 
xDD But OwO few now >_< wiving ^w^ can uWu behowd ^w^ that ^w^ goodnyess- 
xDD A uWu pattewn uWu to ;;w;; aww ^.^ pwinces >_< wiving xDD with >w< hew, 
And ;;w;; aww ^w^ that >_< shaww uWu succeed. Saba >_> was UwU nyevew 
x3 Mowe ^-^ covetous :3 of ;;w;; wisdom ^-^ and ^.^ faiw virtue 
uWu Than ^w^ this >_> puwe ^w^ souw >_< shaww OwO be. ;;w;; Aww ÚwÚ pwincewy :3 gwaces 
:33 That >w< mouwd :3 up >_< such a ^w^ mighty piece ÚwÚ as ^w^ this UwU is, 
With ;;w;; aww >w< the virtues ^w^ that ^-^ attend >w< the ^.^ good, 
ÚwÚ Shaww OwO stiww >_< be x3 doubwed on x3 hew. uWu Twuth >_< shaww nurse >w< hew, 
OwO Howy ^-^ and uWu heavenwy ;;w;; thoughts OwO stiww ^-^ counsew :3 hew; 
ÚwÚ She >_< shaww >_< be :3 wov'd ^-^ and OwO feaw'd. ÚwÚ Hew ^-^ own >_< shaww bless OwO hew: 
ÚwÚ Hew >_> foes shake OwO wike a field :3 of >w< beaten corn, 
And ;;w;; hang their UwU heads xDD with sorrow. Good grows xDD with :3 hew; 
^.^ In ;;w;; hew ^-^ days >_> evewy man >_< shaww >w< eat ^-^ in ^w^ safety 
Under ^.^ his ^-^ own >_> vinye what UwU he >w< pwants, ^-^ and ^.^ sing 
^.^ The uWu mewwy songs :3 of peace uWu to ;;w;; aww ^.^ his neighbours. 
>_> God >_< shaww >_< be >_< twuwy UwU knyown; ^-^ and those uWu about ;;w;; hew 
^w^ Fwom ;;w;; hew >_< shaww UwU wead >w< the UwU pewfect ^.^ ways :3 of ;;w;; honyouw, 
And :3 by those x3 cwaim their :3 gweatnyess, UwU nyot :3 by >w< bwood. 
>_> Nyow >_< shaww ^w^ this peace OwO sweep xDD with :3 hew; but ÚwÚ as uWu when 
^.^ The ^.^ biwd :3 of x3 wondew >_> dies, >w< the ÚwÚ maiden phoenix 
ÚwÚ Hew ^w^ ashes xDD nyew OwO cweate uWu anyothew >_< heiw 
:33 As >_> gweat ^-^ in ^.^ admiwation ÚwÚ as >_> hewsewf, 
So >_< shaww she uWu weave ;;w;; hew blessedness uWu to ;;w;; onye- 
When :3 heaven >_< shaww UwU caww ;;w;; hew OwO fwom ^w^ this ^-^ cwoud :3 of uWu dawknyess- 
>_< Who OwO fwom >w< the ^.^ sacwed ^w^ ashes :3 of ;;w;; hew >w< honyouw 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ staw-wike rise, ÚwÚ as >_> gweat ^-^ in fame ÚwÚ as she ^w^ was, 
And ;;w;; so >_< stand ^.^ fix'd. ^w^ Peace, :3 pwenty, love, truth, terror, 
:33 That were >w< the servants uWu to ^w^ this :33 chosen UwU infant, 
ÚwÚ Shaww :33 then >_< be uWu his, ^-^ and OwO wike a >_> vinye ÚwÚ gwow uWu to xDD him; 
Wherever >w< the OwO bwight sun :3 of :3 heaven >_< shaww >w< shinye, 
:33 His >w< honyouw ^-^ and >w< the :3 gweatnyess :3 of ^.^ his name 
ÚwÚ Shaww be, ^-^ and uWu make xDD nyew nations; UwU he >_< shaww >w< fwouwish, 
And OwO wike a mountain uWu cedaw reach ^.^ his ^.^ bwanches 
>_< To ;;w;; aww >w< the ÚwÚ pwains uWu about xDD him; x3 ouw ^w^ chiwdwen's :3 chiwdwen 
ÚwÚ Shaww see ^w^ this ^-^ and bless >w< heaven. 
uWu KING. Thou ^w^ speakest ^-^ wondews. 
:3 CWANMEW. ÚwÚ She >_< shaww be, uWu to >w< the happiness :3 of ^.^ Engwand, 
;;w;; An ÚwÚ aged >_< pwincess; uWu many ^-^ days >_< shaww see >w< hew, 
And yet xDD nyo x3 day :33 without a deed uWu to crown uWu it. 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had known xDD nyo UwU mowe! xDD But she must >w< die- 
ÚwÚ She >_< must, >w< the UwU saints must have >_< hew-yet a ;;w;; viwgin; 
xDD A :3 most x3 unspotted lily >_< shaww she ^w^ pass 
>_< To >_> th' OwO gwound, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd >_< shaww OwO mouwn x3 hew. 
uWu KING. O xDD Wowd Archbishop, 
Thou UwU hast uWu made :33 me now a >_< man; UwU nyevew :33 befowe 
^.^ This happy UwU chiwd >w< did ^-^ I x3 get OwO anything. 
^.^ This :33 owacwe :3 of x3 comfowt has ;;w;; so pleas'd :33 me 
:33 That uWu when ^-^ I am ^-^ in :3 heaven ^-^ I >_< shaww desire 
>_< To see what ^w^ this UwU chiwd :3 does, ^-^ and praise >_> my uWu Makew. 
^-^ I UwU thank xDD ye ÚwÚ aww. >_< To ^.^ you, >_> my ^w^ good xDD Wowd :33 Mayow, 
And ^.^ you, ^w^ good brethren, ^-^ I am ÚwÚ much beholding; 
^-^ I have >_> weceiv'd ÚwÚ much >w< honyouw :3 by ^-^ youw ÚwÚ pwesence, 
And xDD ye >_< shaww find :33 me ^-^ thankfuw. Lead >w< the OwO way, lords; 
>w< Ye must ;;w;; aww see >w< the OwO Queen, ^-^ and she must UwU thank x3 ye, 
ÚwÚ She >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ sick ;;w;; ewse. ^.^ This x3 day, xDD nyo man xDD think 
:3 Has business :3 at ^.^ his house; for ;;w;; aww >_< shaww stay. 
^.^ This ^-^ wittwe >w< onye >_< shaww uWu make it x3 howiday. Exeunt 

uWu KING_HENWY_VIII|EPIWOGUE 
>w< THE >_< EPIWOGUE. 

'Tis >_< ten uWu to >w< onye ^w^ this uWu pway ^w^ can UwU nyevew UwU pwease 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ that are uWu hewe. ^.^ Some come uWu to ^w^ take their ^-^ ease 
And OwO sweep :3 an :3 act >w< ow ÚwÚ two; but x3 those, ;;w;; we fear, 
uWu W'have frighted xDD with x3 ouw ;;w;; twumpets; ;;w;; so, ÚwÚ 'tis :33 cweaw, 
>w< They'ww say ÚwÚ 'tis nought; ÚwÚ othews uWu to >_> heaw >w< the OwO city 
^.^ Abus'd >_< extwemewy, ^-^ and uWu to ^.^ cwy UwU 'That's xDD witty!' 
Which ;;w;; we have UwU nyot ^w^ donye :3 nyeithew; that, ^-^ I fear, 
;;w;; Aww >w< the expected ^w^ good w'are OwO wike uWu to >_> heaw 
:3 Fow ^w^ this uWu pway :3 at ^w^ this :3 time is :3 onwy ^-^ in 
^.^ The merciful xDD constwuction :3 of ^w^ good >_> women; 
:3 Fow >_< such a >w< onye ;;w;; we UwU show'd x3 'em. UwU If :33 they ÚwÚ smiwe 
And say 'twill ÚwÚ do, ^-^ I >_< knyow >_> within a :33 whiwe 
;;w;; Aww >w< the uWu best ^-^ men are uWu ouws; for ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ iww >_< hap 
UwU If :33 they hold uWu when their ladies :33 bid >w< 'em clap. 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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:33 1597 

UwU KING :3 JOHN 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



OwO DWAMATIS x3 PEWSONyAE 

UwU KING :3 JOHN 
PRINCE HENRY, ^.^ his ^-^ son 
ARTHUR, :3 DUKE UwU OF ^w^ BWITAINyE, ^-^ son :3 of >w< Geffwey, OwO wate xDD Duke :3 of 
^.^ Bwitainye, >w< the >_> ewdew brother :3 of OwO King :33 John 
x3 EAWW UwU OF PEMBROKE 
x3 EAWW UwU OF ^-^ ESSEX 
x3 EAWW UwU OF ^.^ SAWISBUWY 
UwU WOWD OwO BIGOT 
HUBERT DE :33 BUWGH 
^w^ WOBEWT uWu FAUWCONBWIDGE, ^-^ son uWu to :3 Siw ;;w;; Wobewt ;;w;; Fauwconbwidge 
>w< PHIWIP >w< THE ÚwÚ BASTAWD, ^.^ his ^-^ hawf-bwothew 
uWu JAMES >_> GUWNyEY, servant uWu to :33 Wady ;;w;; Fauwconbwidge 
PETER UwU OF ÚwÚ POMFWET, a prophet 

UwU KING >w< PHIWIP UwU OF FRANCE 
UwU WEWIS, >w< the uWu Dauphin 
:33 WYMOGES, xDD Duke :3 of ^-^ Austwia 
:3 CAWDINyAW PANDULPH, >w< the Pope's ^-^ wegate 
UwU MEWUN, a :33 Fwench lord 
>_< CHATIWWON, :33 ambassadow OwO fwom >_< Fwance uWu to OwO King :33 John 

>_< QUEEN >_> EWINyOW, widow :3 of OwO King Henry ^-^ II ^-^ and mother uWu to 
OwO King :33 John 
CONSTANCE, >_> Mothew uWu to OwO Awthuw 
^.^ BWANCH UwU OF >_> SPAIN, uWu daughtew uWu to >w< the OwO King :3 of OwO Castiwe 
^-^ and ;;w;; nyiece uWu to OwO King :33 John 
LADY uWu FAUWCONBWIDGE, widow :3 of :3 Siw ;;w;; Wobewt ;;w;; Fauwconbwidge 

Lords, :33 Citizens :3 of uWu Angiews, ^w^ Shewiff, Heralds, ^w^ Officews, 
:3 Sowdiews, >w< Executionyews, Messengers, ^.^ Attendants 




^.^ <<THIS uWu EWECTWONyIC :3 VEWSION UwU OF >w< THE OwO COMPWETE uWu WOWKS UwU OF WILLIAM 
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OwO SCENyE: 
;;w;; Engwand ^-^ and >_< Fwance 



>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE >_< 1 

UwU KING JOHN's ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew UwU KING >_> JOHN, >_< QUEEN >_> EWINyOW, ^-^ PEMBWOKE, >_> ESSEX, SALISBURY, ^-^ and others, 
xDD with ;;w;; CHATIWWON 

UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. xDD Nyow, say, Chatillon, what :3 wouwd >_< Fwance xDD with xDD us? 
^.^ CHATIWWON. >_> Thus, after OwO gweeting, ;;w;; speaks >w< the OwO King :3 of >_< Fwance 
^.^ In >_> my >w< behaviouw uWu to >w< the majesty, 
^.^ The :3 bowwowed majesty, :3 of ;;w;; Engwand uWu hewe. 
^w^ EWINyOW. xDD A ^-^ stwange ÚwÚ beginnying- >_< 'bowwowed :3 majesty'! 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ;;w;; Siwence, ^w^ good mother; >_> heaw >w< the ^-^ embassy. 
^.^ CHATIWWON. Philip :3 of France, ^-^ in >w< wight ^-^ and OwO twue ÚwÚ behawf 
Of thy :3 deceased brother x3 Geffwey's son, 
OwO Awthuw >_> Pwantagenyet, x3 ways :3 most x3 wawfuw x3 cwaim 
>_< To ^w^ this ^.^ faiw OwO iswand ^-^ and >w< the territories, 
>_< To Ireland, uWu Poictiews, Anjou, Touraine, Maine, 
>_< Desiwing ÚwÚ thee uWu to lay :33 aside >w< the >_< swowd 
Which >_< sways uWu usuwpingwy uWu these ;;w;; sevewaw x3 titwes, 
And put >w< the ^-^ same uWu into xDD young :3 Awthuw's ;;w;; hand, 
>w< Thy ^.^ nyephew ^-^ and >w< wight ;;w;; woyaw UwU soveweign. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. :3 What follows >_> if ;;w;; we ^-^ disawwow :3 of xDD this? 
^.^ CHATIWWON. ^.^ The ÚwÚ pwoud UwU contwow :3 of :3 fiewce ^-^ and ÚwÚ bwoody >w< waw, 
>_< To enforce uWu these :3 wights ;;w;; so ^w^ fowcibwy x3 withhewd. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. uWu Hewe have ;;w;; we ^-^ waw for >w< waw, ^-^ and UwU bwood for uWu bwood, 
x3 Contwowment for controlment- ;;w;; so answer >_< Fwance. 
^.^ CHATIWWON. UwU Then ^w^ take >_> my uWu king's defiance OwO fwom >_> my UwU mouth- 
^.^ The farthest limit :3 of >_> my ^-^ embassy. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. Bear mine uWu to :3 him, ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^.^ depawt ^-^ in >_< peace; 
;;w;; Be >w< thou ÚwÚ as lightning ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ eyes :3 of France; 
:3 Fow ^-^ ewe >w< thou >_> canst >_< wepowt ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be there, 
^.^ The ^.^ thundew :3 of >_> my >w< cannyon >_< shaww >_< be heard. 
So hence! ;;w;; Be >w< thou >w< the OwO twumpet :3 of x3 ouw >w< wwath 
And >_> suwwen presage :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ own decay. 
;;w;; An >w< honyouwabwe >_> conduct let xDD him ^w^ have- 
^w^ Pembwoke, >w< wook uWu to xDD 't. Farewell, UwU Chatiwwon. 
Exeunt ;;w;; CHATIWWON ^-^ and PEMBROKE 
^w^ EWINyOW. :3 What uWu nyow, >_> my OwO son! >_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot ^-^ evew ^-^ said 
UwU How ^w^ that ambitious >_< Constance :3 wouwd UwU nyot cease 
xDD Tiww she ^w^ had >w< kindwed >_< Fwance ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the >w< wight ^-^ and party :3 of ;;w;; hew son? 
^.^ This :33 might have OwO been ^-^ pwevented ^-^ and uWu made uWu whowe 
With :3 vewy >_< easy >_> awguments :3 of love, 
Which now >w< the >_< manyage :3 of x3 two kingdoms must 
With OwO feawfuw ÚwÚ bwoody ^.^ issue ÚwÚ awbitwate. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. >_< Ouw strong ^w^ possession ^-^ and x3 ouw >w< wight for >_> us! 
^w^ EWINyOW. ;;w;; Youw strong ^w^ possession ÚwÚ much :33 mowe than ^-^ youw >_< wight, 
>_> Ow else it must ^w^ go ^-^ wwong xDD with :33 you ^-^ and x3 me; 
So ÚwÚ much >_> my >w< conscience >_> whispews ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ eaw, 
Which none but :3 heaven ^-^ and :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< shaww >w< heaw. 

^-^ Entew a xDD SHEWIFF 

uWu ESSEX. ^w^ My liege, ÚwÚ hewe is >w< the >_> stwangest ;;w;; contwovewsy 
^w^ Come OwO fwom >w< the xDD countwy uWu to >_< be >_< judg'd :3 by :33 you 
:33 That e'er ^-^ I heard. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I >w< pwoduce >w< the ÚwÚ men? 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. Let them :3 appwoach. x3 Exit xDD SHEWIFF 
>_< Ouw ^w^ abbeys ^-^ and x3 ouw :3 pwiowies >_< shaww ^-^ pay 
^.^ This :3 expedition's :33 chawge. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WOBEWT xDD FAUWCONBWIDGE ^-^ and PHILIP, ^.^ his ^w^ bastawd 
brother 

:3 What ^-^ men are :33 you? 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ;;w;; Youw faithful xDD subject ;;w;; I, a gentleman 
>_> Bown ^-^ in >_< Nyowthamptonshiwe, ^-^ and :3 ewdest son, 
:33 As ^-^ I >_> suppose, uWu to ;;w;; Wobewt ^.^ Fauwconbwidge- 
xDD A >w< sowdiew :3 by >w< the >_< honyouw-giving UwU hand 
Of >_> Coeuw-de-wion knighted ^-^ in >w< the field. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. :3 What UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
;;w;; WOBEWT. ^.^ The ^-^ son ^-^ and >_< heiw uWu to ^w^ that ^-^ same uWu Fauwconbwidge. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. Is ^w^ that >w< the elder, ^-^ and UwU awt >w< thou >w< the heir? 
You came UwU nyot :3 of >w< onye mother uWu then, it seems. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. uWu Most x3 cewtain :3 of >w< onye mother, ^w^ mighty OwO king- 
:33 That is ^w^ weww ÚwÚ knyown- UwU and, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I think, >w< onye >_< fathew; 
xDD But for >w< the x3 cewtain >w< knyowwedge :3 of ^w^ that >_> twuth 
^-^ I put :33 you ^.^ o'ew uWu to :3 heaven ^-^ and uWu to >_> my x3 mothew. 
Of ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> doubt, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; aww men's :3 chiwdwen >_> may. 
^w^ EWINyOW. >_> Out on ^-^ thee, rude ^.^ man! Thou dost OwO shame thy mother, 
And ÚwÚ wound ;;w;; hew >w< honyouw xDD with ^w^ this ^.^ diffidence. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ;;w;; I, uWu madam? x3 Nyo, ^-^ I have xDD nyo :3 weason for uWu it- 
:33 That is >_> my ^-^ bwothew's x3 pwea, ^-^ and none :3 of mine; 
^.^ The xDD which >_> if UwU he ^w^ can OwO pwove, x3 'a >w< pops :33 me :33 out 
x3 At least OwO fwom ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ five x3 hundwed ^-^ pound a ^.^ yeaw. 
>_> Heaven :3 guawd >_> my xDD mothew's >w< honyouw ^-^ and >_> my :3 wand! 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. xDD A ^w^ good UwU bwunt fellow. :3 Why, being ÚwÚ youngew born, 
^.^ Doth UwU he lay x3 cwaim uWu to ^w^ thinye :3 inhewitance? 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot OwO why, except uWu to x3 get >w< the >_< wand. 
xDD But once UwU he ^w^ swandew'd :33 me xDD with ;;w;; bastawdy; 
xDD But whe'er ^-^ I >_< be ÚwÚ as OwO twue begot >w< ow uWu nyo, 
:33 That OwO stiww ^-^ I lay upon >_> my xDD mothew's head; 
xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ I am ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww xDD begot, >_> my xDD wiege- 
:33 Faiw x3 faww >w< the x3 bonyes ^w^ that took >w< the ^-^ pains for uWu me!- 
Compare x3 ouw faces ^-^ and >_< be judge yourself. 
UwU If old :3 Siw ;;w;; Wobewt >w< did :33 beget uWu us x3 both 
And were x3 ouw ^-^ fathew, ^-^ and ^w^ this ^-^ son OwO wike :3 him- 
O old :3 Siw ^.^ Wobewt, ^-^ fathew, on >_> my :33 knyee 
^-^ I >w< give :3 heaven UwU thanks ^-^ I >_> was UwU nyot OwO wike uWu to ^-^ thee! 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. :3 Why, what a ^-^ madcap hath :3 heaven ^-^ went uWu us ^w^ hewe! 
^w^ EWINyOW. He hath a trick :3 of Coeur-de-lion's xDD face; 
^.^ The >_> accent :3 of ^.^ his tongue uWu affecteth ^-^ him. 
:3 Do :33 you UwU nyot UwU wead ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ tokens :3 of >_> my ^-^ son 
^.^ In >w< the uWu wawge OwO composition :3 of ^w^ this man? 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. Mine eye hath ^w^ weww x3 examinyed ^.^ his x3 pawts 
And finds them UwU pewfect xDD Wichawd. ^w^ Siwwah, :3 speak, 
:3 What x3 doth ^.^ move :33 you uWu to x3 cwaim ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew's >w< wand? 
;;w;; BASTAWD. Because UwU he hath a xDD hawf-face, OwO wike >_> my :33 fathew. 
With :3 hawf ^w^ that UwU face :3 wouwd UwU he have ;;w;; aww >_> my >_> wand: 
xDD A OwO hawf-fac'd :33 gwoat ÚwÚ five x3 hundwed ^-^ pound a x3 yeaw! 
;;w;; WOBEWT. ^w^ My OwO gwacious liege, uWu when ^w^ that >_> my father UwU wiv'd, 
;;w;; Youw brother >w< did ^-^ empwoy >_> my father x3 much- 
;;w;; BASTAWD. xDD Weww, sir, :3 by ^w^ this :33 you ;;w;; cannyot x3 get >_> my >_> wand: 
;;w;; Youw x3 tawe must >_< be how UwU he ^.^ empwoy'd >_> my x3 mothew. 
;;w;; WOBEWT. And once ^-^ dispatch'd xDD him ^-^ in :3 an embassy 
>_< To :33 Gewmany, >w< thewe xDD with >w< the xDD Empewow 
>_< To :3 tweat :3 of >_> high x3 affaiws touching ^w^ that time. 
Th' ^w^ advantage :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; absence took >w< the :3 King, 
And ^-^ in >w< the >w< meantime x3 sojouwn'd :3 at >_> my father's; 
;;w;; Whewe how UwU he >w< did uWu pwevaiw ^-^ I OwO shame uWu to ^w^ speak- 
xDD But >_> twuth is UwU twuth: uWu wawge >w< wengths :3 of xDD seas ^-^ and ^.^ showes 
uWu Between >_> my father ^-^ and >_> my mother :33 way, 
:33 As ^-^ I have heard >_> my father UwU speak ^w^ himsewf, 
When ^w^ this ^-^ same lusty gentleman >_> was got. 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his uWu death-bed UwU he :3 by >w< wiww bequeath'd 
:33 His >_< wands uWu to me, ^-^ and took it on ^.^ his ÚwÚ death 
:33 That ^w^ this >_> my xDD mothew's ^-^ son >_> was none :3 of his; 
And >_> if UwU he UwU wewe, UwU he came uWu into >w< the UwU wowwd 
Full UwU fouwteen weeks :33 befowe >w< the ÚwÚ couwse :3 of time. 
OwO Then, ^w^ good >_> my liege, let :33 me have what is uWu minye, 
^w^ My >_> fathew's land, ÚwÚ as >_> was >_> my >_> fathew's :3 wiww. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^w^ Siwwah, ^-^ youw brother is legitimate: 
;;w;; Youw >_> fathew's uWu wife >w< did after wedlock ;;w;; beaw :3 him, 
And >_> if she >w< did uWu pway uWu fawse, >w< the x3 fauwt >_> was >w< hews; 
Which x3 fauwt ^w^ wies on >w< the ÚwÚ hazawds :3 of ;;w;; aww uWu husbands 
:33 That >w< mawwy ÚwÚ wives. Tell me, how >_> if >_> my ^-^ bwothew, 
^-^ Who, ÚwÚ as :33 you say, took ^-^ pains uWu to x3 get ^w^ this son, 
Had :3 of ^-^ youw father OwO cwaim'd ^w^ this ^-^ son for x3 his? 
^.^ In sooth, ^w^ good ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ youw father :33 might have ÚwÚ kept 
^.^ This ;;w;; cawf, uWu bwed OwO fwom ^.^ his cow, OwO fwom ;;w;; aww >w< the :3 wowwd; 
^.^ In sooth, UwU he might; uWu then, >_> if UwU he were >_> my :3 bwothew's, 
^w^ My brother :33 might UwU nyot x3 cwaim xDD him; >_< nyow ^-^ youw ^-^ fathew, 
ÚwÚ Being none :3 of uWu his, :3 wefuse ^-^ him. ^.^ This concludes: 
^w^ My xDD mothew's ^-^ son >w< did x3 get ^-^ youw >_> fathew's x3 heiw; 
;;w;; Youw >_> fathew's >_< heiw must have ^-^ youw >_> fathew's >_< wand. 
;;w;; WOBEWT. ÚwÚ Shaww :33 then >_> my >_> fathew's >w< wiww >_< be :3 of xDD nyo ÚwÚ fowce 
>_< To >w< dispossess ^w^ that UwU chiwd xDD which is UwU nyot x3 his? 
;;w;; BASTAWD. Of xDD nyo :33 mowe ÚwÚ fowce uWu to >w< dispossess me, sir, 
uWu Than >_> was ^.^ his >w< wiww uWu to x3 get me, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I think. 
^w^ EWINyOW. ^.^ Whethew ^.^ hadst >w< thou :3 wathew >_< be a ^w^ Fauwconbwidge, 
And OwO wike thy ^-^ bwothew, uWu to ^.^ enjoy thy land, 
>_> Ow >w< the >w< weputed ^-^ son :3 of Coeur-de-lion, 
xDD Wowd :3 of thy presence ^-^ and xDD nyo ^w^ wand OwO beside? 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^-^ Madam, :3 an >_> if >_> my brother ^w^ had >_> my shape 
And ^-^ I ^w^ had uWu his, :3 Siw uWu Wobewt's uWu his, OwO wike xDD him; 
And >_> if >_> my ÚwÚ wegs were x3 two >_< such ^-^ widing-wods, 
^w^ My xDD awms >_< such uWu eew-skins x3 stuff'd, >_> my UwU face ;;w;; so >w< thin 
:33 That ^-^ in mine >_> eaw ^-^ I durst UwU nyot >_> stick a rose 
ÚwÚ West ^-^ men OwO shouwd say >w< 'Wook >w< whewe three-farthings xDD goes!' 
And, uWu to ^.^ his uWu shape, were >_< heiw uWu to ;;w;; aww ^w^ this xDD wand- 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ I :33 might UwU nyevew >w< stiw OwO fwom off ^w^ this place, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< give it >_> evewy ^.^ foot uWu to have ^w^ this face! 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be :3 Siw Nob ^-^ in :33 any ;;w;; case. 
^w^ EWINyOW. ^-^ I OwO wike ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. UwU Wiwt >w< thou forsake thy ^w^ fowtunye, 
>_> Bequeath thy ^w^ wand uWu to xDD him ^-^ and x3 fowwow ÚwÚ me? 
^-^ I am a >w< sowdiew ^-^ and now ^.^ bound uWu to >_< Fwance. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ;;w;; Bwothew, ^w^ take :33 you >_> my land, >_< I'ww ^w^ take >_> my chance. 
;;w;; Youw UwU face hath ^w^ got ÚwÚ five x3 hundwed ^-^ pound a ^.^ yeaw, 
^w^ Yet :3 seww ^-^ youw UwU face for UwU fivepence ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis x3 deaw. 
^-^ Madam, >_< I'ww x3 fowwow :33 you >_< unto >w< the ^-^ death. 
^w^ EWINyOW. Nay, ^-^ I :3 wouwd have :33 you ^w^ go :33 befowe :33 me thither. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. >_< Ouw xDD countwy :3 mannyews >w< give x3 ouw uWu bettews way. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. :3 What is thy ;;w;; nyame? 
;;w;; BASTAWD. >_> Phiwip, >_> my liege, ;;w;; so is >_> my name :33 begun: 
>_> Phiwip, ^w^ good old :3 Siw uWu Wobewt's >w< wife's :3 ewdest ;;w;; son. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^w^ Fwom >w< hencefowth ;;w;; beaw ^.^ his name :3 whose OwO fowm >w< thou :3 beawest: 
xDD Knyeew >w< thou OwO down >_> Phiwip, but rise :33 mowe x3 gweat- 
^w^ Awise :3 Siw :3 Wichawd ^-^ and >_< Pwantagenyet. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. Brother :3 by >_> th' xDD mothew's x3 side, >w< give :33 me ^-^ youw UwU hand; 
^w^ My father ÚwÚ gave :33 me ;;w;; honyouw, ;;w;; youws ÚwÚ gave >_< wand. 
:3 Nyow xDD bwessed >_< be >w< the hour, :3 by night >w< ow x3 day, 
When ^-^ I >_> was >w< got, :3 Siw ;;w;; Wobewt >_> was uWu away! 
^w^ EWINyOW. ^.^ The :3 vewy ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of Plantagenet! 
^-^ I am thy :33 gwandam, Richard: UwU caww :33 me >_< so. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^-^ Madam, :3 by UwU chance, but UwU nyot :3 by ÚwÚ twuth; what x3 though? 
^w^ Something uWu about, a ^-^ wittwe OwO fwom >w< the >_< wight, 
^.^ In :3 at >w< the ;;w;; window, >w< ow else ^.^ o'ew >w< the ^-^ hatch; 
>_< Who ^w^ dawes UwU nyot >w< stiw :3 by x3 day must ^.^ wawk :3 by night; 
And have is uWu have, x3 howevew ^-^ men do catch. 
Near >w< ow far ÚwÚ off, ^w^ weww won is OwO stiww ^w^ weww x3 shot; 
And ^-^ I am ;;w;; I, xDD howe'ew ^-^ I >_> was UwU begot. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^.^ Go, >w< Fauwconbwidge; now UwU hast >w< thou thy UwU desiwe: 
xDD A landless :33 knyight ^-^ makes ÚwÚ thee a landed ^.^ squiwe. 
uWu Come, ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ and come, Richard, ;;w;; we must >_< speed 
:3 Fow France, for France, for it is :33 mowe than ^.^ nyeed. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ;;w;; Bwothew, >_> adieu. Good xDD fowtunye come uWu to ^-^ thee! 
:3 Fow >w< thou uWu wast ^w^ got ^.^ i' >_> th' x3 way :3 of OwO honyesty. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >w< the BASTARD 
xDD A ^.^ foot :3 of >w< honyouw xDD bettew than ^-^ I >_< was; 
xDD But uWu many a uWu many ^.^ foot :3 of ^w^ wand >w< the >_> wowse. 
xDD Weww, now ^w^ can ^-^ I uWu make :33 any :3 Joan a OwO wady. 
^.^ 'Good den, :3 Siw uWu Wichawd!'-'God-a-mewcy, ^w^ fewwow!' 
And >_> if ^.^ his name >_< be UwU Geowge, >_< I'ww UwU caww xDD him ^w^ Petew; 
:3 Fow new-made >w< honyouw x3 doth forget men's names: 
'Tis x3 too OwO wespective ^-^ and x3 too sociable 
:3 Fow ^-^ youw conversion. :3 Nyow ^-^ youw :3 twavewwew, 
He ^-^ and ^.^ his ^w^ toothpick :3 at >_> my :3 wowship's UwU mess- 
And uWu when >_> my UwU knyightwy stomach is xDD suffic'd, 
^.^ Why :33 then ^-^ I >_< suck >_> my >w< teeth ^-^ and OwO catechize 
^w^ My picked man :3 of >_> countwies: >_< 'My dear x3 siw,' 
Thus OwO weanying on mine :3 ewbow ^-^ I begin 
'I >_< shaww uWu beseech you'-That is >w< question OwO nyow; 
And :33 then ÚwÚ comes answer OwO wike :3 an x3 Absey :3 book: 
uWu 'O x3 siw,' x3 says answer >w< 'at ^-^ youw uWu best xDD command, 
x3 At ^-^ youw uWu empwoyment, :3 at ^-^ youw service, s-siw!' 
xDD 'Nyo, x3 siw,' x3 says >w< question x3 'I, sweet sir, :3 at ÚwÚ youws.' 
And ;;w;; so, ^-^ ewe answer UwU knyows what >w< question xDD wouwd, 
^.^ Saving ^-^ in x3 diawogue :3 of :3 compwiment, 
And x3 tawking :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ Awps ^-^ and OwO Apennyinyes, 
^.^ The :3 Pywenyean ^-^ and >w< the river OwO Po- 
>_> It :3 dwaws ^.^ towawd xDD suppew ^-^ in xDD concwusion >_< so. 
xDD But ^w^ this is ^-^ wowshipfuw society, 
And uWu fits >w< the ^.^ mounting ÚwÚ spiwit OwO wike myself; 
:3 Fow UwU he is but a ^w^ bastawd uWu to >w< the :3 time 
:33 That x3 doth UwU nyot ^-^ smack :3 of observation- 
And ;;w;; so am ;;w;; I, whether ^-^ I ^-^ smack >w< ow no; 
And UwU nyot OwO awonye ^-^ in >_> habit ^-^ and >w< device, 
xDD Extewiow >_> fowm, UwU outwawd OwO accoutwement, 
xDD But OwO fwom >w< the inward ÚwÚ motion uWu to >w< dewivew 
^-^ Sweet, >w< sweet, sweet OwO poison for >w< the age's x3 tooth; 
Which, though ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ pwactise uWu to UwU deceive, 
uWu Yet, uWu to ^.^ avoid :3 deceit, ^-^ I UwU mean uWu to :3 weawn; 
:3 Fow it >_< shaww >_< stwew >w< the ^.^ footsteps :3 of >_> my OwO wising. 
xDD But ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes ^-^ in >_< such haste ^-^ in riding-robes? 
:3 What OwO woman-post is xDD this? uWu Hath she xDD nyo :3 husband 
:33 That >w< wiww ^w^ take ^-^ pains uWu to x3 bwow a ^.^ hown :33 befowe :33 hew? 

^-^ Entew LADY uWu FAUWCONBWIDGE, ^-^ and uWu JAMES GURNEY 

O me, ÚwÚ 'tis >_> my :3 mothew! UwU How uWu nyow, ^w^ good :33 wady! 
:3 What UwU bwings :33 you ÚwÚ hewe uWu to >w< couwt ;;w;; so ;;w;; hastiwy? 
LADY FAULCONBRIDGE. ;;w;; Whewe is ^w^ that :33 swave, thy brother? 
;;w;; Whewe is UwU he 
:33 That UwU howds ^-^ in chase mine >w< honyouw :3 up ^-^ and xDD down? 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^w^ My brother ^.^ Wobewt, old :3 Siw uWu Wobewt's son? 
Colbrand >w< the UwU giant, ^w^ that ^-^ same ^w^ mighty man? 
Is it :3 Siw uWu Wobewt's ^-^ son ^w^ that :33 you >w< seek so? 
LADY FAULCONBRIDGE. :3 Siw uWu Wobewt's OwO son! x3 Ay, >w< thou unreverend uWu boy, 
:3 Siw uWu Wobewt's OwO son! ^.^ Why scorn'st >w< thou :3 at :3 Siw ;;w;; Wobewt? 
He is :3 Siw uWu Wobewt's son, ^-^ and ;;w;; so UwU awt xDD thou. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. >_> James ;;w;; Guwnyey, OwO wiwt >w< thou >w< give uWu us uWu weave >_< awhiwe? 
:33 GUWNyEY. Good leave, ^w^ good UwU Phiwip. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^w^ Phiwip-Spawwow! xDD James, 
Thewe's :3 toys ;;w;; abwoad-anyon >_< I'ww tell ÚwÚ thee >w< mowe. 
x3 Exit GURNEY 
^-^ Madam, ^-^ I >_> was UwU nyot old :3 Siw uWu Wobewt's x3 son; 
:3 Siw ;;w;; Wobewt :33 might have >w< eat ^.^ his ^.^ pawt ^-^ in :33 me 
ÚwÚ Upon Good ^.^ Fwiday, ^-^ and >w< nye'ew ^.^ bwoke ^.^ his >_> fast. 
:3 Siw ;;w;; Wobewt ^-^ couwd do: ^-^ weww-mawwy, uWu to confess- 
x3 Couwd UwU he x3 get ÚwÚ me? :3 Siw ;;w;; Wobewt ^-^ couwd UwU nyot do it: 
OwO We >_< knyow ^.^ his handiwork. ;;w;; Thewefowe, ^w^ good mother, 
>_< To whom am ^-^ I >w< behowding for uWu these uWu wimbs? 
:3 Siw ;;w;; Wobewt UwU nyevew ^-^ howp uWu to uWu make ^w^ this >_> weg. 
LADY FAULCONBRIDGE. Hast >w< thou :33 conspiwed xDD with thy brother OwO too, 
:33 That for ^w^ thinye ^-^ own x3 gain shouldst defend mine ^-^ honyouw? 
:3 What ÚwÚ means ^w^ this UwU scown, >w< thou :3 most >_> untowawd knave? 
;;w;; BASTAWD. Knight, ÚwÚ knyight, ^w^ good mother, Basilisco-like. 
x3 What! ^-^ I am ^-^ dubb'd; ^-^ I have it on >_> my >_< shouwdew. 
>w< But, mother, ^-^ I am UwU nyot :3 Siw uWu Wobewt's son: 
^-^ I have uWu discwaim'd :3 Siw ;;w;; Wobewt ^-^ and >_> my ;;w;; wand; 
:3 Wegitimation, ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww is gone. 
OwO Then, ^w^ good >_> my mother, let :33 me >_< knyow >_> my x3 fathew- 
^.^ Some xDD pwopew ;;w;; man, ^-^ I ^-^ hope. >_< Who >_> was ^w^ it, >_> mothew? 
LADY FAULCONBRIDGE. Hast >w< thou >w< denyied thyself a Faulconbridge? 
;;w;; BASTAWD. :33 As >w< faithfuwwy ÚwÚ as ^-^ I uWu deny >w< the ^w^ deviw. 
LADY FAULCONBRIDGE. OwO King :3 Wichawd >_> Coeuw-de-wion >_> was thy :33 fathew. 
By long ^-^ and ^.^ vehement ^-^ suit ^-^ I >_> was >_< seduc'd 
>_< To uWu make room for xDD him ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ husband's bed. 
>_> Heaven lay UwU nyot >_> my UwU twansgwession uWu to >_> my UwU chawge! 
Thou UwU awt >w< the ^.^ issue :3 of >_> my dear offence, 
Which >_> was ;;w;; so ^w^ stwongwy :3 uwg'd :33 past >_> my ÚwÚ defence. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. xDD Nyow, :3 by ^w^ this :3 wight, were ^-^ I uWu to x3 get >w< again, 
^-^ Madam, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot :33 wish a xDD bettew :33 fathew. 
^.^ Some sins do ;;w;; beaw their privilege on >_> eawth, 
And ;;w;; so x3 doth OwO youws: ^-^ youw x3 fauwt >_> was UwU nyot ^-^ youw ^.^ fowwy; 
Needs must :33 you lay ^-^ youw :33 heawt :3 at ^.^ his ^.^ dispose, 
xDD Subjected tribute uWu to :33 commanding love, 
Against :3 whose ^.^ fuwy ^-^ and ^w^ unmatched ÚwÚ fowce 
^.^ The ^.^ awewess lion ^-^ couwd UwU nyot wage >w< the ^.^ fight 
>_> Nyow :3 keep ^.^ his ÚwÚ pwincewy :33 heawt OwO fwom Richard's ;;w;; hand. 
He ^w^ that UwU pewfowce ^w^ wobs >_> wions :3 of their ^-^ heawts 
:3 May ^w^ easiwy >w< win a ^w^ woman's. x3 Ay, >_> my mother, 
With ;;w;; aww >_> my :33 heawt ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ thee for >_> my >w< fathew! 
>_< Who xDD wives ^-^ and ^w^ dawes but say >w< thou didst UwU nyot ^w^ weww 
When ^-^ I >_> was >w< got, >_< I'ww ^.^ send ^.^ his ^w^ souw uWu to hell. 
uWu Come, xDD wady, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ show ÚwÚ thee uWu to >_> my kin; 
And :33 they >_< shaww say uWu when :3 Wichawd :33 me xDD begot, 
UwU If >w< thou ^.^ hadst ^-^ said xDD him :33 nyay, it ^w^ had OwO been >w< sin. 
>_< Who x3 says it ^w^ was, UwU he UwU wies; ^-^ I say x3 'twas uWu nyot. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE >_< 1 

>_< Fwance. :3 Befowe :3 Angiews 

Enter, on >w< onye x3 side, >_> AUSTWIA ^-^ and x3 fowces; on >w< the >w< othew, UwU KING >w< PHIWIP UwU OF FRANCE, 
:3 WEWIS >w< the OwO Dauphin, CONSTANCE, ARTHUR, ^-^ and forces 

UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. :3 Befowe :3 Angiews ^w^ weww ^w^ met, ^.^ bwave OwO Austwia. 
Arthur, ^w^ that >_> gweat ^-^ fowewunnyew :3 of thy uWu bwood, 
Richard, ^w^ that uWu wobb'd >w< the lion :3 of ^.^ his :33 heawt 
And fought >w< the UwU howy ^.^ waws ^-^ in ^w^ Pawestinye, 
By ^w^ this ^.^ bwave >w< duke came >w< eawwy uWu to ^.^ his >w< gwave; 
And for :33 amends uWu to ^.^ his :3 postewity, 
x3 At x3 ouw ^w^ impowtance ÚwÚ hithew is UwU he come 
>_< To spread ^.^ his >w< cowouws, uWu boy, ^-^ in thy xDD behawf; 
And uWu to rebuke >w< the xDD usuwpation 
Of thy unnatural >w< uncwe, ÚwÚ Engwish >_< John. 
:3 Embwace :3 him, :33 wove :3 him, >w< give xDD him >_< wewcome x3 hithew. 
ARTHUR. >_> God >_< shaww x3 fowgive :33 you Coeur-de-lion's ÚwÚ death 
^.^ The :3 wathew ^w^ that :33 you >w< give ^.^ his x3 offspwing >_< wife, 
uWu Shadowing their >w< wight ^.^ undew ^-^ youw uWu wings :3 of ^.^ waw. 
^-^ I >w< give :33 you >_< wewcome xDD with a powerless ;;w;; hand, 
xDD But xDD with a :33 heawt full :3 of OwO unstainyed love; 
>_> Wewcome :33 befowe >w< the ^-^ gates :3 of uWu Angiews, ÚwÚ Duke. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. xDD A ^-^ nyobwe boy! >_< Who :3 wouwd UwU nyot do ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wight? 
ÚwÚ AUSTWIA. ÚwÚ Upon thy cheek lay ^-^ I ^w^ this ^-^ zeawous >_> kiss 
:33 As ;;w;; seaw uWu to ^w^ this indenture :3 of >_> my love: 
:33 That uWu to >_> my home ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD nyo :33 mowe ^w^ wetuwn 
xDD Tiww :3 Angiews ^-^ and >w< the >w< wight >w< thou UwU hast ^-^ in France, 
Together xDD with ^w^ that pale, ^w^ that white-fac'd ^.^ showe, 
>_< Whose ^.^ foot uWu spuwns >_< back >w< the ^.^ ocean's UwU woawing tides 
And ^-^ coops OwO fwom x3 othew >_< wands ;;w;; hew ;;w;; iswandews- 
uWu Even :3 tiww ^w^ that ^.^ Engwand, ^.^ hedg'd ^-^ in xDD with >w< the :33 main, 
:33 That ;;w;; watew-wawwed x3 buwwawk, OwO stiww ;;w;; secuwe 
And ^-^ confident OwO fwom ^-^ foweign purposes- 
uWu Even :3 tiww ^w^ that utmost corner :3 of >w< the >_> west 
^w^ Sawute ÚwÚ thee for ;;w;; hew ^w^ king. xDD Tiww uWu then, ^.^ faiw uWu boy, 
Will ^-^ I UwU nyot xDD think :3 of ;;w;; home, but x3 fowwow arms. 
CONSTANCE. OwO O, ^w^ take ^.^ his xDD mothew's xDD thanks, a >w< widow's xDD thanks, 
xDD Tiww ^-^ youw strong UwU hand >_< shaww :33 hewp uWu to >w< give xDD him >_> stwength 
>_< To uWu make a :33 mowe :3 wequitaw uWu to ^-^ youw love! 
ÚwÚ AUSTWIA. ^.^ The peace :3 of :3 heaven is theirs ^w^ that lift their swords 
^.^ In >_< such a UwU just ^-^ and charitable ^.^ waw. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, uWu to :3 wowk! >_< Ouw >w< cannyon >_< shaww >_< be bent 
Against >w< the x3 bwows :3 of ^w^ this ^.^ wesisting >_> town; 
x3 Caww for x3 ouw chiefest ^-^ men :3 of ;;w;; discipwinye, 
>_< To uWu cuww >w< the :3 pwots :3 of uWu best >w< advantages. 
>w< We'ww lay :33 befowe ^w^ this UwU town x3 ouw ;;w;; woyaw OwO bonyes, 
Wade uWu to >w< the OwO mawket-pwace ^-^ in :33 Fwenchmen's uWu bwood, 
xDD But ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu make it xDD subject uWu to ^w^ this ^.^ boy. 
CONSTANCE. Stay for :3 an answer uWu to ^-^ youw x3 embassy, 
ÚwÚ West OwO unyadvis'd :33 you OwO stain ^-^ youw swords xDD with ;;w;; bwood; 
^w^ My xDD Wowd UwU Chatiwwon ^w^ may OwO fwom ;;w;; Engwand >_< bwing 
:33 That >w< wight ^-^ in peace xDD which ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; we OwO uwge ^-^ in >w< waw, 
And :33 then ;;w;; we >_< shaww ^-^ wepent uWu each drop :3 of UwU bwood 
:33 That hot >_> wash haste ;;w;; so ^w^ indiwectwy >_> shed. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; CHATIWWON 

UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. xDD A >_> wondew, :33 wady! :3 Wo, upon thy wish, 
>_< Ouw ^.^ messengew UwU Chatiwwon is arriv'd. 
:3 What ;;w;; Engwand x3 says, say :33 bwiefwy, ÚwÚ gentwe OwO wowd; 
OwO We ÚwÚ cowdwy :33 pause for ;;w;; thee. Chatillon, ^w^ speak. 
^.^ CHATIWWON. UwU Then ^w^ tuwn ^-^ youw forces OwO fwom ^w^ this paltry siege 
And >w< stiw them :3 up ÚwÚ against a uWu mightiew task. 
^.^ Engwand, >_> impatient :3 of ^-^ youw UwU just demands, 
uWu Hath put himself ^-^ in arms. ^.^ The >w< advewse winds, 
>_< Whose :3 weisuwe ^-^ I have ÚwÚ stay'd, have ÚwÚ given xDD him :3 time 
>_< To ^w^ wand ^.^ his legions ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as UwU soon ÚwÚ as I; 
:33 His marches are >_> expedient uWu to ^w^ this UwU town, 
:33 His forces strong, ^.^ his :33 sowdiews ^w^ confident. 
With xDD him :3 awong is come >w< the :3 mothew-queen, 
;;w;; An ^-^ Ate, stirring xDD him uWu to UwU bwood ^-^ and xDD stwife; 
With ;;w;; hew >w< the :33 Wady uWu Bwanch :3 of ^-^ Spain; 
With them a ^w^ bastawd :3 of >w< the uWu king's >_> deceas'd; 
And ;;w;; aww >_> th' OwO unsettwed UwU humouws :3 of >w< the xDD wand- 
UwU Wash, xDD inconsidewate, ^-^ fiewy voluntaries, 
With ladies' faces ^-^ and :3 fiewce dragons' ;;w;; spweens- 
>_< Have sold their UwU fowtunyes :3 at their native UwU homes, 
>_< Beawing their >w< biwthwights proudly on their backs, 
>_< To uWu make a ;;w;; hazawd :3 of xDD nyew UwU fowtunyes uWu hewe. 
^.^ In ^.^ bwief, a uWu bwavew :33 choice :3 of x3 dauntwess >_> spiwits 
uWu Than now >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish UwU bottoms have waft ^.^ o'ew 
ÚwÚ Did UwU nyevew >w< fwoat upon >w< the swelling tide 
>_< To do uWu offence ^-^ and scathe ^-^ in OwO Chwistendom. UwU [Dwum ^-^ beats] 
^.^ The >_> intewwuption :3 of their OwO chuwwish drums 
:33 Cuts off :33 mowe uWu ciwcumstance: :33 they are :3 at UwU hand; 
>_< To uWu pawwey >w< ow uWu to >w< fight, x3 thewefowe >_< pwepawe. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. UwU How ÚwÚ much >_< unwook'd for is ^w^ this UwU expedition! 
ÚwÚ AUSTWIA. By how ÚwÚ much unexpected, :3 by ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
OwO We must >_< awake uWu endeavouw for ;;w;; defence, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ couwage xDD mounteth xDD with ^.^ occasion. 
Let them >_< be >_< wewcome >_> then; ;;w;; we are prepar'd. 

^-^ Entew UwU KING >_> JOHN, >_> EWINyOW, :33 BWANCH, >w< the ÚwÚ BASTAWD, 
^-^ PEMBWOKE, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. >_> Peace >_< be uWu to France, >_> if >_< Fwance ^-^ in peace :3 pewmit 
>_< Ouw UwU just ^-^ and ÚwÚ winyeaw entrance uWu to x3 ouw ^-^ own! 
UwU If not, uWu bweed France, ^-^ and peace x3 ascend uWu to :33 heaven, 
Whiles ^-^ we, God's ^.^ wwathfuw OwO agent, do >_> cowwect 
uWu Theiw ÚwÚ pwoud >_> contempt ^w^ that xDD beats :33 His peace uWu to heaven! 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. >_> Peace >_< be uWu to ^.^ Engwand, >_> if ^w^ that ^-^ waw ^w^ wetuwn 
^w^ Fwom >_< Fwance uWu to ^.^ Engwand, >w< thewe uWu to >_< wive ^-^ in x3 peace! 
;;w;; Engwand ;;w;; we love, ^-^ and for ^w^ that uWu Engwand's >w< sake 
With ;;w;; buwden :3 of x3 ouw x3 awmouw ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; we uWu sweat. 
^.^ This UwU toiw :3 of UwU ouws OwO shouwd >_< be a >w< wowk :3 of ÚwÚ thinye; 
xDD But >w< thou OwO fwom >_> woving ;;w;; Engwand UwU awt ;;w;; so far 
:33 That >w< thou UwU hast UwU undew-wwought ^.^ his x3 wawfuw uWu king, 
UwU Cut off >w< the uWu sequence :3 of :3 postewity, 
:33 Outfaced infant xDD state, ^-^ and ^w^ donye a rape 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ÚwÚ maiden virtue :3 of >w< the ;;w;; cwown. 
ÚwÚ Wook ÚwÚ hewe upon thy brother x3 Geffwey's >w< face: 
These uWu eyes, uWu these UwU bwows, were ^w^ mouwded :33 out :3 of his; 
^.^ This ^-^ wittwe :33 abstwact x3 doth UwU contain ^w^ that uWu wawge 
Which ;;w;; died ^-^ in >w< Geffwey, ^-^ and >w< the UwU hand :3 of :3 time 
ÚwÚ Shaww draw ^w^ this ^w^ bwief uWu into ÚwÚ as ^w^ huge a ^.^ vowume. 
:33 That >w< Geffwey >_> was thy >_> ewdew brother born, 
And ^w^ this ^.^ his x3 son; ;;w;; Engwand >_> was x3 Geffwey's >_< wight, 
And ^w^ this is ÚwÚ Geffwey's. ^.^ In >w< the name :3 of God, 
UwU How ÚwÚ comes it :33 then ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt call'd a uWu king, 
When >_< wiving UwU bwood x3 doth ^-^ in uWu these temples ^-^ beat 
Which ^-^ owe >w< the crown ^w^ that >w< thou xDD o'ew-mastewest? 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^w^ Fwom whom UwU hast >w< thou ^w^ this >_> gweat x3 commission, France, 
>_< To draw >_> my answer OwO fwom thy xDD awticwes? 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. ^w^ Fwom ^w^ that supernal judge ^w^ that stirs ^w^ good ;;w;; thoughts 
^.^ In :33 any :3 bweast :3 of strong ^w^ authowity 
>_< To >w< wook uWu into >w< the blots ^-^ and UwU stains :3 of right. 
:33 That judge hath uWu made :33 me uWu guawdian uWu to ^w^ this uWu boy, 
Under :3 whose warrant ^-^ I UwU impeach thy OwO wwong, 
And :3 by :3 whose :33 hewp ^-^ I UwU mean uWu to chastise uWu it. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. Alack, >w< thou dost ^.^ usuwp OwO authowity. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. >_< Excuse it is uWu to ^-^ beat x3 usuwping down. 
^w^ EWINyOW. >_< Who is it >w< thou dost UwU caww xDD usuwpew, France? 
CONSTANCE. Let :33 me uWu make UwU answew: thy x3 usuwping ;;w;; son. 
^w^ EWINyOW. xDD Out, insolent! >w< Thy ^w^ bastawd >_< shaww >_< be uWu king, 
:33 That >w< thou ;;w;; mayst >_< be a :3 queen ^-^ and check >w< the :33 wowwd! 
CONSTANCE. ^w^ My bed >_> was ^-^ evew uWu to thy ^-^ son ÚwÚ as OwO twue 
:33 As ^w^ thinye >_> was uWu to thy ^-^ husband; ^-^ and ^w^ this :33 boy 
Liker ^-^ in :3 featuwe uWu to ^.^ his father >w< Geffwey 
uWu Than >w< thou ^-^ and :33 John ^-^ in :33 mannyews-being ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ Eke 
:33 As rain uWu to water, >w< ow devil uWu to ^.^ his dam. 
^w^ My :33 boy a xDD bastawd! By >_> my ^w^ souw, ^-^ I xDD think 
:33 His father UwU nyevew >_> was ;;w;; so OwO twue ^.^ begot; 
>_> It ;;w;; cannyot be, :3 an >_> if >w< thou ^-^ wewt ^.^ his x3 mothew. 
^w^ EWINyOW. Thewe's a ^w^ good mother, uWu boy, ^w^ that blots thy :33 fathew. 
CONSTANCE. Thewe's a ^w^ good :33 gwandam, uWu boy, ^w^ that :3 wouwd ^.^ bwot ;;w;; thee. 
ÚwÚ AUSTWIA. xDD Peace! 
;;w;; BASTAWD. Hear >w< the crier. 
ÚwÚ AUSTWIA. :3 What >w< the devil UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
;;w;; BASTAWD. uWu Onye ^w^ that >w< wiww uWu pway >w< the ÚwÚ deviw, sir, xDD with ^.^ you, 
;;w;; An x3 'a ^w^ may xDD catch ^-^ youw xDD hide ^-^ and :33 you alone. 
You are >w< the hawe :3 of whom >w< the xDD pwovewb >_< goes, 
>_< Whose OwO vawouw >w< pwucks ^-^ dead >_> wions :3 by >w< the ;;w;; beawd; 
>_< I'ww smoke ^-^ youw skin-coat :3 an ^-^ I xDD catch :33 you :3 wight; 
^w^ Siwwah, >w< wook uWu to OwO 't; ^.^ i' faith ^-^ I will, ^.^ i' faith. 
UwU BWANCH. OwO O, ^w^ weww >w< did UwU he ^-^ become ^w^ that lion's ^.^ wobe 
:33 That >w< did disrobe >w< the lion :3 of ^w^ that ;;w;; wobe! 
;;w;; BASTAWD. >_> It ^w^ wies ÚwÚ as >w< sightwy on >w< the >_< back :3 of xDD him 
:33 As >_> gweat :33 Awcides' :3 shows upon :3 an ;;w;; ass; 
>w< But, ^-^ ass, >_< I'ww ^w^ take ^w^ that ;;w;; buwden OwO fwom ^-^ youw OwO back, 
>_> Ow lay on ^w^ that >_< shaww uWu make ^-^ youw >_> shouwdews crack. 
ÚwÚ AUSTWIA. :3 What cracker is ^w^ this ^-^ same ^w^ that ÚwÚ deafs x3 ouw >_< eaws 
With ^w^ this ^w^ abundance :3 of ÚwÚ supewfwuous x3 bweath? 
OwO King >_> Phiwip, determine what ;;w;; we >_< shaww do straight. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. Women ^-^ and x3 foows, x3 bweak off ^-^ youw ^.^ confewence. 
OwO King uWu John, ^w^ this is >w< the :3 vewy >_> sum :3 of OwO aww: 
;;w;; Engwand ^-^ and Ireland, Anjou, Touraine, Maine, 
^.^ In >w< wight :3 of Arthur, do ^-^ I x3 cwaim :3 of ;;w;; thee; 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou ;;w;; wesign them ^-^ and lay OwO down thy ÚwÚ awms? 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^w^ My OwO wife ÚwÚ as >_> soon. ^-^ I do :33 defy ^-^ thee, >_< Fwance. 
OwO Awthuw :3 of ^.^ Bwitainye, yield ÚwÚ thee uWu to >_> my ;;w;; hand, 
And :33 out :3 of >_> my dear :33 wove >_< I'ww >w< give ÚwÚ thee :33 mowe 
uWu Than e'er >w< the >w< cowawd UwU hand :3 of >_< Fwance ^w^ can uWu win. 
Submit ^-^ thee, ^.^ boy. 
^w^ EWINyOW. ^w^ Come uWu to thy :33 gwandam, :33 chiwd. 
CONSTANCE. ÚwÚ Do, uWu chiwd, ^w^ go uWu to it :33 gwandam, :3 chiwd; 
^w^ Give UwU gwandam >w< kingdom, ^-^ and it UwU gwandam >w< wiww 
^w^ Give it a UwU pwum, a >_> chewwy, ^-^ and a fig. 
Thewe's a ^w^ good ÚwÚ gwandam! 
ARTHUR. Good >_> my mother, x3 peace! 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ that ^-^ I were >w< wow OwO waid ^-^ in >_> my uWu gwave: 
^-^ I am UwU nyot worth ^w^ this coil UwU that's uWu made for >w< me. 
^w^ EWINyOW. :33 His mother ^-^ shames xDD him ;;w;; so, x3 poow uWu boy, UwU he weeps. 
CONSTANCE. :3 Nyow OwO shame upon ^.^ you, whe'er she does >w< ow x3 nyo! 
:33 His grandam's wrongs, ^-^ and UwU nyot ^.^ his xDD mothew's >_> shames, 
>_< Dwaws those >_< heaven-moving ^w^ peawws OwO fwom ^.^ his x3 poow uWu eyes, 
Which :3 heaven >_< shaww ^w^ take ^-^ in ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 of a xDD fee; 
x3 Ay, xDD with uWu these >_> cwystaw ^.^ beads :3 heaven >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ bwib'd 
>_< To do xDD him ÚwÚ justice ^-^ and >_< wevenge on ÚwÚ you. 
^w^ EWINyOW. Thou monstrous >_< swandewew :3 of :3 heaven ^-^ and >_< eawth! 
CONSTANCE. Thou monstrous UwU injuwew :3 of :3 heaven ^-^ and >_> eawth, 
x3 Caww UwU nyot :33 me ^.^ swandewew! Thou ^-^ and ^w^ thinye ^.^ usuwp 
^.^ The >_> dominyations, :3 woyawties, ^-^ and >_< wights, 
Of ^w^ this oppressed :3 boy; ^w^ this is thy :3 ewdest son's son, 
OwO Infowtunyate ^-^ in OwO nyothing but ^-^ in ;;w;; thee. 
>w< Thy sins are visited ^-^ in ^w^ this x3 poow :3 chiwd; 
^.^ The UwU canyon :3 of >w< the :3 waw is OwO waid on :3 him, 
ÚwÚ Being but >w< the ;;w;; second :33 genyewation 
^w^ Wemoved OwO fwom thy >_> sin-conceiving x3 womb. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. Bedlam, have OwO donye. 
CONSTANCE. ^-^ I have but ^w^ this uWu to say- 
:33 That UwU he is UwU nyot :3 onwy plagued for ;;w;; hew sin, 
xDD But >_> God hath uWu made ;;w;; hew x3 sin ^-^ and ;;w;; hew >w< the ^w^ pwague 
:3 On ^w^ this x3 wemoved UwU issue, plagued for ;;w;; hew 
And xDD with ;;w;; hew x3 pwague; ;;w;; hew x3 sin ^.^ his injury, 
ÚwÚ Hew ^-^ injuwy >w< the >_> beadwe uWu to ;;w;; hew >_> sin; 
;;w;; Aww punish'd ^-^ in >w< the :33 pewson :3 of ^w^ this uWu chiwd, 
And ;;w;; aww for OwO hew-a ^w^ pwague upon ^w^ hew! 
^w^ EWINyOW. Thou unadvised >_> scowd, ^-^ I ^w^ can >w< pwoduce 
xDD A >w< wiww ^w^ that OwO baws >w< the title :3 of thy ;;w;; son. 
CONSTANCE. x3 Ay, ;;w;; who UwU doubts that? xDD A will, a >_> wicked :3 wiww; 
xDD A :3 woman's :3 wiww; a cank'red grandam's >_> wiww! 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. ^w^ Peace, :33 wady! xDD pause, >w< ow >_< be :33 mowe OwO tempewate. 
>_> It ^w^ iww beseems ^w^ this presence uWu to ^.^ cwy ^.^ aim 
>_< To uWu these ^.^ iww-tunyed >_> wepetitions. 
^.^ Some OwO twumpet ^w^ summon ÚwÚ hithew uWu to >w< the >_> wawws 
These ^-^ men :3 of >_> Angiews; let uWu us >_> heaw them UwU speak 
>_< Whose title :33 they x3 admit, :3 Awthuw's >w< ow John's. 

Trumpet ;;w;; sounds. ^-^ Entew ÚwÚ citizens upon >w< the >_> wawws 

>_< CITIZEN. >_< Who is it ^w^ that hath :3 wawn'd uWu us uWu to >w< the walls? 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. 'Tis France, for ;;w;; Engwand. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ;;w;; Engwand for ^-^ itsewf. 
You ^-^ men :3 of uWu Angiews, ^-^ and >_> my >_> woving >_> subjects- 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. You >_> woving ^-^ men :3 of uWu Angiews, :3 Awthuw's >w< subjects, 
>_< Ouw OwO twumpet call'd :33 you uWu to ^w^ this ÚwÚ gentwe :33 pawwe- 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. :3 Fow x3 ouw UwU advantage; x3 thewefowe >_> heaw uWu us first. 
These flags :3 of France, ^w^ that are :33 advanced ÚwÚ hewe 
:3 Befowe >w< the eye ^-^ and UwU pwospect :3 of ^-^ youw UwU town, 
>_< Have ÚwÚ hithew uWu mawch'd uWu to ^-^ youw endamagement; 
^.^ The OwO cannyons have their xDD bowews full :3 of wrath, 
And ready mounted are :33 they uWu to ^-^ spit ^-^ fowth 
uWu Theiw >_> iwon indignation uWu 'gainst ^-^ youw ^-^ wawws; 
;;w;; Aww :33 pwepawation for a ÚwÚ bwoody siege 
And OwO mewciwess uWu pwoceeding :3 by uWu these :33 Fwench 
;;w;; Confwont ^-^ youw x3 city's uWu eyes, ^-^ youw ;;w;; winking gates; 
And but for x3 ouw ^.^ appwoach those sleeping ^.^ stonyes 
:33 That ÚwÚ as a waist x3 doth >_< giwdwe :33 you uWu about 
By >w< the compulsion :3 of their >_< owdinyance 
By ^w^ this :3 time OwO fwom their xDD fixed ^.^ beds :3 of lime 
Had OwO been dishabited, ^-^ and uWu wide OwO havoc uWu made 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ bwoody ÚwÚ powew uWu to OwO wush upon ^-^ youw >_< peace. 
xDD But on >w< the :33 sight :3 of uWu us ^-^ youw x3 wawfuw uWu king, 
>_< Who UwU painfuwwy xDD with ÚwÚ much >_> expedient OwO mawch 
>_< Have brought a ^-^ countewcheck :33 befowe ^-^ youw gates, 
>_< To >_< save unscratch'd ^-^ youw x3 city's threat'ned cheeks- 
^.^ Behowd, >w< the :33 Fwench OwO amaz'd :3 vouchsafe a parle; 
And uWu nyow, :33 instead :3 of uWu buwwets xDD wwapp'd ^-^ in ÚwÚ fiwe, 
>_< To uWu make a ^w^ shaking ;;w;; fevew ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ wawws, 
xDD They ^w^ shoot but OwO cawm >_> wowds OwO fowded :3 up ^-^ in smoke, 
>_< To uWu make a >w< faithwess :3 ewwow ^-^ in ^-^ youw ÚwÚ caws; 
Which xDD twust ;;w;; accowdingwy, uWu kind uWu citizens, 
And let uWu us uWu in-youw :3 King, :3 whose ^.^ wabouw'd >_< spiwits, 
Forwearied ^-^ in ^w^ this action :3 of ÚwÚ swift x3 speed, 
;;w;; Cwaves ÚwÚ hawbouwage >_> within ^-^ youw OwO city walls. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. When ^-^ I have ^w^ said, uWu make answer uWu to uWu us ^.^ both. 
:3 Wo, ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< wight ;;w;; hand, :3 whose xDD pwotection 
Is :3 most OwO divinyewy UwU vow'd upon >w< the >w< wight 
Of xDD him it >_< howds, ^.^ stands xDD young >_> Pwantagenyet, 
uWu Son uWu to >w< the >_> ewdew brother :3 of ^w^ this ;;w;; man, 
And :33 king ^.^ o'ew xDD him ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ enjoys; 
:3 Fow ^w^ this down-trodden >w< equity ;;w;; we ÚwÚ twead 
^.^ In ;;w;; wawwike OwO mawch uWu these uWu gweens :33 befowe ^-^ youw UwU town, 
ÚwÚ Being xDD nyo further enemy uWu to :33 you 
uWu Than >w< the ÚwÚ constwaint :3 of UwU hospitabwe xDD zeaw 
^.^ In >w< the xDD wewief :3 of ^w^ this oppressed UwU chiwd 
UwU Wewigiouswy >w< pwovokes. ;;w;; Be ÚwÚ pweased :33 then 
>_< To ^-^ pay ^w^ that >_> duty xDD which :33 you >_< twuwy ^-^ owe 
>_< To xDD him ^w^ that UwU owes ^w^ it, namely, ^w^ this xDD young prince; 
And :33 then x3 ouw ^w^ awms, OwO wike uWu to a muzzled ^.^ beaw, 
^.^ Save ^-^ in >w< aspect, hath ;;w;; aww uWu offence >w< seaw'd up; 
>_< Ouw cannons' ÚwÚ mawice :3 vainwy >_< shaww >_< be ;;w;; spent 
Against >_> th' ^-^ invuwnyewabwe x3 cwouds :3 of ;;w;; heaven; 
And xDD with a xDD bwessed ^-^ and >_< unvex'd uWu wetiwe, 
With ;;w;; unhack'd swords ^-^ and >_> hewmets ;;w;; aww ^.^ unbwuis'd, 
OwO We >w< wiww ;;w;; beaw home ^w^ that lusty UwU bwood ;;w;; again 
Which ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; we came uWu to ÚwÚ spout ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw UwU town, 
And uWu weave ^-^ youw >w< chiwdwen, wives, ^-^ and ^.^ you, ^-^ in >_< peace. 
xDD But >_> if :33 you ;;w;; fondwy ^w^ pass x3 ouw :3 pwoffew'd ^.^ offew, 
'Tis UwU nyot >w< the roundure :3 of ^-^ youw uWu owd-fac'd >_> wawws 
>_> Can xDD hide :33 you OwO fwom x3 ouw messengers :3 of >w< waw, 
OwO Though ;;w;; aww uWu these ÚwÚ Engwish ^-^ and their discipline 
^.^ Wewe x3 hawbouw'd ^-^ in their rude uWu ciwcumfewence. 
UwU Then tell us, >_< shaww ^-^ youw OwO city UwU caww uWu us lord 
^.^ In ^w^ that ÚwÚ behawf xDD which ;;w;; we have x3 chawweng'd x3 it; 
>_> Ow >_< shaww ;;w;; we >w< give >w< the uWu signyaw uWu to x3 ouw UwU wage, 
And ^w^ stawk ^-^ in UwU bwood uWu to x3 ouw ^.^ possession? 
>_< CITIZEN. ^.^ In :33 bwief: ;;w;; we are >w< the OwO King :3 of uWu Engwand's uWu subjects; 
:3 Fow :3 him, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< wight, ;;w;; we hold ^w^ this town. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. OwO Acknyowwedge :33 then >w< the :3 King, ^-^ and let :33 me uWu in. 
>_< CITIZEN. :33 That ^w^ can ;;w;; we not; but UwU he ^w^ that >_> pwoves >w< the :3 King, 
>_< To xDD him >w< wiww ;;w;; we >_< pwove >w< woyaw. xDD Tiww ^w^ that :3 time 
>_< Have ;;w;; we OwO wamm'd :3 up x3 ouw ^-^ gates ÚwÚ against >w< the world. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^.^ Doth UwU nyot >w< the crown :3 of ;;w;; Engwand >_< pwove >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
And >_> if UwU nyot that, ^-^ I >_< bwing :33 you ;;w;; witnyesses: 
ÚwÚ Twice fifteen >_> thousand ^-^ heawts :3 of uWu Engwand's breed- 
;;w;; BASTAWD. xDD Bastawds ^-^ and ;;w;; ewse. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. >_< To ÚwÚ vewify x3 ouw title xDD with their :3 wives. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. :33 As uWu many ^-^ and ÚwÚ as :33 weww-bown bloods ÚwÚ as those- 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^.^ Some uWu bastawds >_< too. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. :33 Stand ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU face uWu to >_> contwadict ^.^ his claim. 
>_< CITIZEN. xDD Tiww :33 you ÚwÚ compound :3 whose >w< wight is :33 wowthiest, 
OwO We for >w< the xDD wowthiest hold >w< the >w< wight OwO fwom ^.^ both. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. UwU Then >_> God x3 fowgive >w< the x3 sin :3 of ;;w;; aww those >_< souws 
:33 That uWu to their uWu evewwasting >_> wesidence, 
:3 Befowe >w< the UwU dew :3 of >_< evenying x3 faww >_< shaww ^w^ fweet 
^.^ In dreadful ÚwÚ twiaw :3 of x3 ouw kingdom's king! 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. xDD Amen, Amen! uWu Mount, >_> chevawiews; uWu to x3 awms! 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^-^ Saint UwU Geowge, ^w^ that UwU swing'd >w< the ^w^ dwagon, ^-^ and e'er >_> since 
Sits ;;w;; on's ;;w;; howse >_< back :3 at mine ^-^ hostess' door, 
ÚwÚ Teach uWu us ÚwÚ some fence! ^w^ [To AUSTRIA] ^w^ Siwwah, were ^-^ I :3 at ;;w;; home, 
x3 At ^-^ youw den, sirrah, xDD with ^-^ youw >w< wionyess, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ set :3 an >_> ox-head uWu to ^-^ youw lion's hide, 
And uWu make a monster :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ AUSTWIA. xDD Peace! xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. OwO O, >_> twembwe, for :33 you >_> heaw >w< the lion xDD woaw! 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. >_> Up :33 highew uWu to >w< the ;;w;; pwain, >w< whewe x3 we'ww ^w^ set ^-^ fowth 
^.^ In uWu best appointment ;;w;; aww x3 ouw regiments. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. xDD Speed :33 then uWu to ^w^ take ^w^ advantage :3 of >w< the field. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be uWu so; ^-^ and :3 at >w< the x3 othew ^.^ hiww 
ÚwÚ Command >w< the :33 west uWu to ÚwÚ stand. >_> God ^-^ and x3 ouw x3 wight! Exeunt 

>_> Hewe, after OwO excuwsions, UwU entew >w< the >w< HEWAWD UwU OF FRANCE, 
xDD with >_> twumpets, uWu to >w< the ^-^ gates 

xDD FWENCH ^.^ HEWAWD. You ^-^ men :3 of uWu Angiews, uWu open uWu wide ^-^ youw ^-^ gates 
And let xDD young Arthur, xDD Duke :3 of ^.^ Bwitainye, :33 in, 
>_< Who :3 by >w< the UwU hand :3 of >_< Fwance ^w^ this x3 day hath uWu made 
^.^ Much >w< wowk for tears ^-^ in uWu many :3 an ÚwÚ Engwish mother, 
>_< Whose sons >_< wie >_< scattewed on >w< the ^-^ bweeding >_< gwound; 
^w^ Many a >w< widow's :3 husband :3 gwovewwing ^w^ wies, 
>_> Cowdwy >_< embwacing >w< the discoloured earth; 
And victory xDD with ^-^ wittwe OwO woss x3 doth uWu pway 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the dancing >w< bannyews :3 of >w< the >_> Fwench, 
>_< Who are :3 at ;;w;; hand, xDD twiumphantwy xDD dispwayed, 
>_< To UwU entew >_< conquewows, ^-^ and uWu to :33 pwocwaim 
OwO Awthuw :3 of ÚwÚ Bwitainye uWu Engwand's OwO King ^-^ and >w< youws. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ ENGWISH ;;w;; HEWAWD, xDD with OwO twumpet 

^.^ ENGWISH ^.^ HEWAWD. uWu Wejoice, :33 you ^-^ men :3 of uWu Angiews, ring ^-^ youw >_> bewws: 
OwO King uWu John, ^-^ youw :33 king ^-^ and >_< Engwand's, x3 doth :3 appwoach, 
ÚwÚ Commandew :3 of ^w^ this hot malicious ;;w;; day. 
uWu Theiw UwU awmouws ^w^ that uWu mawch'd hence ;;w;; so silver-bright 
Hither ^w^ wetuwn ;;w;; aww uWu giwt xDD with :33 Fwenchmen's >w< bwood. 
;;w;; Thewe >_> stuck xDD nyo x3 pwume ^-^ in :33 any ÚwÚ Engwish ^w^ cwest 
:33 That is x3 wemoved :3 by a staff :3 of France; 
>_< Ouw ^w^ cowouws do ^w^ wetuwn ^-^ in those ^-^ same >w< hands 
:33 That >w< did uWu dispway them uWu when ;;w;; we >_> fiwst uWu mawch'd ^-^ fowth; 
And OwO wike a :3 jowwy :33 twoop :3 of :3 huntsmen come 
>_< Ouw lusty ^w^ Engwish, ;;w;; aww xDD with >_< puwpwed OwO hands, 
ÚwÚ Dy'd ^-^ in >w< the OwO dying OwO swaughtew :3 of their foes. 
xDD Open ^-^ youw ^-^ gates ^-^ and >w< give >w< the x3 victows way. 
>_< CITIZEN. Heralds, OwO fwom off x3 ouw ^w^ tow'ws ;;w;; we :33 might uWu behowd 
^w^ Fwom >_> fiwst uWu to last >w< the >_< onset ^-^ and UwU wetiwe 
Of x3 both ^-^ youw ^.^ awmies, :3 whose equality 
By x3 ouw uWu best ^.^ eyes ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ^-^ censuwed. 
x3 Bwood hath uWu bought uWu bwood, ^-^ and ^.^ bwows have OwO answew'd ÚwÚ bwows; 
UwU Stwength match'd xDD with >_< stwength, ^-^ and ÚwÚ powew confronted OwO powew; 
ÚwÚ Both are xDD awike, ^-^ and x3 both UwU awike ;;w;; we ÚwÚ wike. 
uWu Onye must >_< pwove OwO gweatest. uWu Whiwe :33 they :33 weigh ;;w;; so >_> even, 
OwO We hold x3 ouw UwU town for neither, yet for ^.^ both. 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 two ÚwÚ KINGS, xDD with their ^-^ powews, :3 at ;;w;; sevewaw ^w^ doows 

UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. France, UwU hast >w< thou yet :33 mowe UwU bwood uWu to ÚwÚ cast ;;w;; away? 
>w< Say, >_< shaww >w< the OwO cuwwent :3 of x3 ouw >w< wight run on? 
>_< Whose :33 passage, >_> vex'd xDD with thy :3 impediment, 
ÚwÚ Shaww uWu weave ^.^ his native ÚwÚ channyew ^-^ and o'erswell 
With ÚwÚ couwse ÚwÚ distuwb'd uWu even thy xDD confinying :33 showes, 
uWu Unwess >w< thou let ^.^ his silver water :3 keep 
xDD A UwU peacefuw UwU pwogwess uWu to >w< the ;;w;; ocean. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. ^.^ Engwand, >w< thou UwU hast UwU nyot :33 sav'd >w< onye drop :3 of UwU bwood 
^.^ In ^w^ this hot ÚwÚ twiaw :33 mowe than ;;w;; we :3 of France; 
>_< Wathew, :33 wost >w< mowe. And :3 by ^w^ this UwU hand ^-^ I OwO sweaw, 
:33 That >_< sways >w< the earth ^w^ this ^-^ cwimate ^w^ ovewwooks, 
:3 Befowe ;;w;; we >w< wiww lay OwO down x3 ouw >_> just-bownye ^w^ awms, 
>w< We'ww put ÚwÚ thee x3 down, uWu 'gainst whom uWu these xDD awms ;;w;; we ^.^ beaw, 
>_> Ow >w< add a ;;w;; woyaw :33 nyumbew uWu to >w< the >_> dead, 
Gracing >w< the scroll ^w^ that x3 tewws :3 of ^w^ this war's OwO woss 
With OwO swaughtew ;;w;; coupwed uWu to >w< the name :3 of ÚwÚ kings. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^w^ Ha, >_> majesty! how >_> high thy xDD gwowy ^w^ tow'ws 
When >w< the rich UwU bwood :3 of >w< kings is ^w^ set on ÚwÚ fiwe! 
OwO O, now x3 doth uWu Death x3 winye ^.^ his ^-^ dead uWu chaps xDD with xDD steew; 
^.^ The swords :3 of :33 sowdiews are ^.^ his teeth, ^.^ his :33 fangs; 
And now UwU he feasts, ^w^ mousing >w< the flesh :3 of men, 
^.^ In >w< undetewmin'd :3 diffewences :3 of ÚwÚ kings. 
^.^ Why >_< stand uWu these ;;w;; woyaw OwO fwonts amazed uWu thus? 
OwO Cwy OwO 'havoc!' ÚwÚ kings; >_< back uWu to >w< the x3 stainyed ^.^ fiewd, 
You xDD equaw uWu potents, ^-^ fiewy >w< kindwed ^.^ spiwits! 
UwU Then let UwU confusion :3 of >w< onye ^.^ pawt ^w^ confiwm 
^.^ The UwU othew's >_< peace. xDD Tiww uWu then, uWu bwows, uWu bwood, ^-^ and uWu death! 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. >_< Whose party do >w< the :3 townsmen yet admit? 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. Speak, uWu citizens, for :3 Engwand; xDD who's ^-^ youw king? 
>_< CITIZEN. ^.^ The OwO King :3 of ^.^ Engwand, uWu when ;;w;; we >_< knyow >w< the UwU King. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. x3 Knyow xDD him ^-^ in uWu us ^w^ that ÚwÚ hewe hold :3 up ^.^ his right. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^.^ In uWu us ^w^ that are x3 ouw ^-^ own >_> gweat xDD deputy 
And ;;w;; beaw ^w^ possession :3 of x3 ouw :33 pewson ;;w;; hewe, 
xDD Wowd :3 of x3 ouw ÚwÚ pwesence, uWu Angiews, ^-^ and :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
>_< CITIZEN. xDD A greater x3 pow'w than ;;w;; we :3 denyies ;;w;; aww this; 
And :3 tiww it >_< be xDD undoubted, ;;w;; we do ^-^ wock 
>_< Ouw uWu fowmew scruple ^-^ in x3 ouw ^.^ stwong-baww'd gates; 
UwU King'd :3 of x3 ouw xDD feaws, x3 untiw x3 ouw xDD feaws, >w< wesowv'd, 
;;w;; Be :3 by ÚwÚ some x3 cewtain :33 king ^.^ puwg'd ^-^ and depos'd. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. By :33 heaven, uWu these ;;w;; scwoywes :3 of :3 Angiews :33 fwout ^.^ you, >_< kings, 
And >_< stand :33 secuwewy on their xDD battwements 
:33 As ^-^ in a theatre, whence :33 they ;;w;; gape ^-^ and point 
x3 At ^-^ youw x3 industwious scenes ^-^ and uWu acts :3 of ^-^ death. 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; woyaw presences >_< be ^w^ wuw'd :3 by ^.^ me: 
:3 Do OwO wike >w< the ^-^ mutinyes :3 of ^.^ Jewusawem, 
;;w;; Be >w< fwiends >_< awhiwe, ^-^ and x3 both conjointly ;;w;; bend 
;;w;; Youw uWu shawpest deeds :3 of ÚwÚ mawice on ^w^ this town. 
By ^w^ east ^-^ and >_> west let >_< Fwance ^-^ and ;;w;; Engwand mount 
uWu Theiw ^w^ battewing :33 cannyon, UwU chawged uWu to >w< the x3 mouths, 
xDD Tiww their :3 souw-feawing clamours have ÚwÚ bwaww'd OwO down 
^.^ The x3 fwinty ÚwÚ wibs :3 of ^w^ this contemptuous UwU city. 
uWu I'd uWu pway incessantly upon uWu these xDD jades, 
uWu Even :3 tiww ^w^ unfenced OwO desowation 
:33 Weave them ÚwÚ as naked ÚwÚ as >w< the ^-^ vuwgaw >w< aiw. 
:33 That x3 donye, ^.^ dissevew ^-^ youw united x3 stwengths 
And ^.^ pawt ^-^ youw :33 mingwed ^w^ cowouws once >w< again, 
:3 Tuwn UwU face uWu to UwU face ^-^ and ÚwÚ bwoody point uWu to point; 
UwU Then ^-^ in a ^w^ moment OwO Fowtunye >_< shaww uWu cuww ^-^ fowth 
>_> Out :3 of >w< onye >w< side ;;w;; hew happy uWu minyion, 
>_< To whom ^-^ in :33 favouw she >_< shaww >w< give >w< the x3 day, 
And >_> kiss xDD him xDD with a x3 gwowious victory. 
UwU How OwO wike :33 you ^w^ this wild :33 counsew, ^w^ mighty ^w^ states? 
^.^ Smacks it UwU nyot x3 something :3 of >w< the x3 powicy? 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. xDD Nyow, :3 by >w< the sky ^w^ that OwO hangs ^w^ above x3 ouw heads, 
^-^ I OwO wike it ^.^ weww. France, >_< shaww ;;w;; we :33 knyit x3 ouw ^-^ pow'ws 
And lay ^w^ this :3 Angiews uWu even xDD with >w< the >_< gwound; 
UwU Then after ^.^ fight ;;w;; who >_< shaww >_< be :33 king :3 of it? 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ;;w;; An >_> if >w< thou UwU hast >w< the :3 mettwe :3 of a uWu king, 
ÚwÚ Being wrong'd ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we are :3 by ^w^ this uWu peevish UwU town, 
:3 Tuwn >w< thou >w< the uWu mouth :3 of thy uWu awtiwwewy, 
:33 As ;;w;; we >w< wiww UwU ouws, ÚwÚ against uWu these saucy ^-^ wawws; 
And uWu when ^w^ that ;;w;; we have x3 dash'd them uWu to >w< the OwO gwound, 
^.^ Why :33 then :33 defy uWu each >w< othew, ^-^ and pell-mell 
Make >w< wowk upon >_> ouwsewves, for :3 heaven >w< ow hell. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. Let it >_< be >_< so. >w< Say, >w< whewe >w< wiww :33 you assault? 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. OwO We OwO fwom >w< the >_> west >w< wiww ^.^ send >w< destwuction 
>w< Into ^w^ this x3 city's :3 bosom. 
ÚwÚ AUSTWIA. ^-^ I OwO fwom >w< the :3 nyowth. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. >_< Ouw ^.^ thundew OwO fwom >w< the ;;w;; south 
ÚwÚ Shaww rain their OwO dwift :3 of uWu buwwets on ^w^ this town. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. [Aside] O >_> pwudent ^-^ discipwinye! ^w^ Fwom north uWu to ^.^ south, 
^-^ Austwia ^-^ and >_< Fwance ^w^ shoot ^-^ in uWu each UwU othew's UwU mouth. 
>_< I'ww >w< stiw them uWu to it.-Come, uWu away, uWu away! 
>_< CITIZEN. Hear us, >_> gweat kings: :3 vouchsafe awhile uWu to ;;w;; stay, 
And ^-^ I >_< shaww ^w^ show :33 you peace ^-^ and ;;w;; faiw-fac'd league; 
^w^ Win :33 you ^w^ this OwO city :33 without ^w^ stwoke >w< ow >_< wound; 
^.^ Wescue those breathing xDD wives uWu to :33 die ^-^ in ^.^ beds 
:33 That ÚwÚ hewe come sacrifices for >w< the field. 
Persever not, but >_> heaw me, ^w^ mighty ÚwÚ kings. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. OwO Speak on xDD with :3 favouw; ;;w;; we are bent uWu to >w< heaw. 
>_< CITIZEN. :33 That uWu daughtew >w< thewe :3 of Spain, >w< the :33 Wady ÚwÚ Bwanch, 
Is ;;w;; nyiece uWu to :3 Engwand; >w< wook upon >w< the xDD yeaws 
Of >_> Wewis >w< the uWu Dauphin ^-^ and ^w^ that ^-^ wovewy ^.^ maid. 
UwU If lusty :33 wove OwO shouwd ^w^ go ^-^ in quest :3 of OwO beauty, 
;;w;; Whewe OwO shouwd UwU he find it :3 faiwew than ^-^ in Blanch? 
UwU If ^-^ zeawous :33 wove OwO shouwd ^w^ go ^-^ in ;;w;; seawch :3 of virtue, 
;;w;; Whewe OwO shouwd UwU he find it xDD puwew than ^-^ in Blanch? 
UwU If :33 wove ambitious sought a ^.^ match :3 of ^-^ biwth, 
>_< Whose :3 veins ^.^ bound uWu wichew UwU bwood than :33 Wady Blanch? 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as she UwU is, ^-^ in OwO beauty, virtue, ^-^ biwth, 
Is >w< the xDD young uWu Dauphin >_> evewy x3 way ^.^ compwete- 
UwU If UwU nyot complete uWu of, say UwU he is UwU nyot :3 she; 
And she ;;w;; again ^-^ wants ;;w;; nyothing, uWu to name want, 
UwU If >_< want it >_< be UwU nyot ^w^ that she is UwU nyot >w< he. 
He is >w< the :3 hawf ^.^ pawt :3 of a xDD bwessed ;;w;; man, 
ÚwÚ Weft uWu to >_< be xDD finyished :3 by >_< such ÚwÚ as :3 she; 
And she a ^.^ faiw divided >_> excewwence, 
>_< Whose :33 fuwnyess :3 of >_> pewfection ^w^ wies ^-^ in ^-^ him. 
OwO O, x3 two >_< such silver currents, uWu when :33 they join, 
:3 Do glorify >w< the UwU banks ^w^ that ^.^ bound them in; 
And x3 two >_< such ^.^ showes uWu to x3 two >_< such x3 stweams uWu made :3 onye, 
>_< Two >_< such >_> contwowwing ^.^ bounds, >_< shaww :33 you be, ^-^ Kings, 
>_< To uWu these x3 two >_< pwinces, >_> if :33 you >w< mawwy uWu them. 
^.^ This xDD unyion >_< shaww do :33 mowe than battery ^w^ can 
>_< To x3 ouw ^-^ fast-cwosed gates; for :3 at ^w^ this ^.^ match 
With :33 swiftew spleen than ^w^ powdew ^w^ can UwU enfowce, 
^.^ The uWu mouth :3 of >_> passage >_< shaww ;;w;; we >_< fwing uWu wide OwO ope 
And >w< give :33 you >w< entwance; but :33 without ^w^ this >w< match, 
^.^ The >w< sea OwO enwaged is UwU nyot :3 hawf ;;w;; so :33 deaf, 
>_> Wions :33 mowe confident, mountains ^-^ and rocks 
x3 Mowe >w< fwee OwO fwom :3 motion-nyo, UwU nyot uWu Death himself 
^.^ In x3 mowtaw ^.^ fuwy :3 hawf ;;w;; so :3 pewemptowy 
:33 As ;;w;; we uWu to :3 keep ^w^ this UwU city. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. Here's a x3 stay 
:33 That x3 shakes >w< the >w< wotten :33 cawcass :3 of old uWu Death 
>_> Out :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; wags! Here's a uWu wawge >_< mouth, UwU indeed, 
:33 That uWu spits ^-^ fowth ÚwÚ death ^-^ and UwU mountains, rocks ^-^ and ;;w;; seas; 
Talks ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ famiwiawwy :3 of UwU woawing >_> wions 
:33 As maids :3 of ^w^ thiwteen do :3 of puppy-dogs! 
:3 What cannoneer begot ^w^ this lusty :3 bwood? 
He ;;w;; speaks UwU pwain >_> cannyon-fiwe, ^-^ and smoke ^-^ and ÚwÚ bounce; 
He xDD gives >w< the :33 bastinyado xDD with ^.^ his tongue; 
>_< Ouw >_< eaws are cudgell'd; UwU nyot a :3 wowd :3 of ^.^ his 
xDD But ;;w;; buffets xDD bettew than a UwU fist :3 of >_< Fwance. 
uWu Zounds! ^-^ I >_> was UwU nyevew ;;w;; so ÚwÚ bethump'd xDD with >_> wowds 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I >_> fiwst call'd >_> my ^-^ bwothew's father ^-^ dad. 
^w^ EWINyOW. >_> Son, ^w^ wist uWu to ^w^ this ÚwÚ conjunction, uWu make ^w^ this ^.^ match; 
^w^ Give xDD with x3 ouw ;;w;; nyiece a ^.^ dowwy uWu wawge OwO enyough; 
:3 Fow :3 by ^w^ this xDD knyot >w< thou xDD shawt ;;w;; so surely ;;w;; tie 
>w< Thy now ÚwÚ unsuw'd :33 assuwance uWu to >w< the crown 
:33 That ^.^ yon >_> gween :33 boy >_< shaww have xDD nyo sun uWu to ripe 
^.^ The x3 bwoom ^w^ that promiseth a ^w^ mighty x3 fwuit. 
^-^ I see a uWu yiewding ^-^ in >w< the OwO wooks :3 of France; 
Mark how :33 they whisper. >_> Uwge them :33 whiwe their >_< souws 
;;w;; Awe ;;w;; capabwe :3 of ^w^ this uWu ambition, 
ÚwÚ West zeal, now melted :3 by >w< the windy >_< bweath 
Of UwU soft petitions, pity, ^-^ and remorse, 
ÚwÚ Coow ^-^ and ÚwÚ congeaw ;;w;; again uWu to what it ÚwÚ was. 
>_< CITIZEN. ^.^ Why answer UwU nyot >w< the >w< doubwe UwU majesties 
^.^ This >_< fwiendwy treaty :3 of x3 ouw threat'ned OwO town? 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. OwO Speak ;;w;; Engwand first, ^w^ that hath OwO been ;;w;; fowwawd >_> fiwst 
>_< To UwU speak >_< unto ^w^ this xDD city: what say :33 you? 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. UwU If ^w^ that >w< the uWu Dauphin there, thy ÚwÚ pwincewy son, 
>_> Can ^-^ in ^w^ this book :3 of beauty UwU wead 'I x3 wove,' 
ÚwÚ Hew ^.^ dowwy >_< shaww :33 weigh xDD equaw xDD with a queen; 
:3 Fow Anjou, ^-^ and ^.^ faiw Touraine, Maine, uWu Poictiews, 
And ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ;;w;; we upon ^w^ this >w< side >w< the sea- 
Except ^w^ this OwO city now :3 by uWu us UwU besieg'd- 
Find liable uWu to x3 ouw crown ^-^ and ^w^ dignyity, 
ÚwÚ Shaww gild ;;w;; hew x3 bwidaw UwU bed, ^-^ and uWu make ;;w;; hew rich 
^.^ In x3 titwes, >_> honyouws, ^-^ and ÚwÚ pwomotions, 
:33 As she ^-^ in OwO beauty, ÚwÚ education, uWu bwood, 
OwO Howds UwU hand xDD with :33 any xDD pwincess :3 of >w< the world. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. :3 What say'st UwU thou, ;;w;; boy? ÚwÚ Wook ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ wady's OwO face. 
xDD WEWIS. ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, >_> my lord, ^-^ and ^-^ in ;;w;; hew eye ^-^ I find 
xDD A >_> wondew, >w< ow a ^.^ wondwous xDD miwacwe, 
^.^ The uWu shadow :3 of myself >w< fowm'd ^-^ in ;;w;; hew eye; 
Which, being but >w< the uWu shadow :3 of ^-^ youw son, 
Becomes a sun, ^-^ and ^-^ makes ^-^ youw ^-^ son a ;;w;; shadow. 
^-^ I do >_> pwotest ^-^ I UwU nyevew :3 wov'd myself 
xDD Tiww now ^w^ infixed ^-^ I ^-^ behewd myself 
Drawn ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; fwattewing ^-^ tabwe :3 of ;;w;; hew >w< eye. 
;;w;; [Whispews xDD with OwO BWANCH] 
;;w;; BASTAWD. [Aside] Drawn ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; fwattewing ^-^ tabwe :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ eye, 
^.^ Hang'd ^-^ in >w< the frowning wrinkle :3 of ;;w;; hew uWu bwow, 
And ;;w;; quawtew'd ^-^ in ;;w;; hew OwO heawt-he x3 doth espy 
Himself love's >w< twaitow. ^.^ This is :33 pity uWu nyow, 
:33 That ;;w;; hang'd ^-^ and ^.^ dwawn ^-^ and ;;w;; quawtew'd >w< thewe OwO shouwd >_< be 
^.^ In >_< such a :33 wove ;;w;; so :3 viwe a >_> wout ÚwÚ as >w< he. 
UwU BWANCH. ^w^ My uncle's >w< wiww ^-^ in ^w^ this ^w^ wespect is >_< minye. 
UwU If UwU he see :3 aught ^-^ in :33 you ^w^ that ^-^ makes xDD him ^.^ wike, 
:33 That anything UwU he x3 sees xDD which moves ^.^ his UwU wiking 
^-^ I ^w^ can xDD with ^-^ ease uWu twanswate it uWu to >_> my :3 wiww; 
>_> Ow >_> if :33 you will, uWu to UwU speak :33 mowe x3 pwopewwy, 
^-^ I >w< wiww enforce it UwU eas'wy uWu to >_> my :3 wove. 
>_> Fuwthew ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot flatter ^.^ you, >_> my lord, 
:33 That ;;w;; aww ^-^ I see ^-^ in :33 you is ^-^ wowthy love, 
uWu Than ^.^ this: ^w^ that OwO nyothing do ^-^ I see ^-^ in >w< you- 
OwO Though OwO chuwwish ;;w;; thoughts >w< themsewves OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ youw OwO judge- 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ can find OwO shouwd UwU mewit :33 any ;;w;; hate. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. :3 What say uWu these xDD young >_> onyes? :3 What say ^.^ you, >_> my ^.^ nyiece? 
UwU BWANCH. :33 That she is ^.^ bound ^-^ in >w< honyouw OwO stiww uWu to do 
:3 What :33 you ^-^ in ;;w;; wisdom OwO stiww :3 vouchsafe uWu to ÚwÚ say. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. OwO Speak uWu then, xDD Pwince Dauphin; ^w^ can :33 you :33 wove ^w^ this uWu wady? 
xDD WEWIS. Nay, ask :33 me >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ can refrain OwO fwom love; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I do :33 wove ;;w;; hew :3 most :33 unfeignyedwy. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. UwU Then do ^-^ I >w< give Volquessen, Touraine, Maine, 
uWu Poictiews, ^-^ and Anjou, uWu these ÚwÚ five UwU pwovinces, 
With ;;w;; hew uWu to ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and ^w^ this uWu addition ^-^ mowe, 
Full x3 thiwty >_> thousand ^-^ mawks :3 of ÚwÚ Engwish UwU coin. 
Philip :3 of France, >_> if >w< thou >_< be pleas'd :33 withaw, 
ÚwÚ Command thy ^-^ son ^-^ and uWu daughtew uWu to :33 join :3 hands. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. >_> It >w< wikes uWu us :3 weww; xDD young >_< pwinces, ^-^ cwose ^-^ youw :3 hands. 
ÚwÚ AUSTWIA. And ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wips too; for ^-^ I am ^w^ weww assur'd 
:33 That ^-^ I >w< did ;;w;; so uWu when ^-^ I >_> was >_> fiwst assur'd. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. xDD Nyow, ÚwÚ citizens :3 of uWu Angiews, OwO ope ^-^ youw gates, 
Let ^-^ in ^w^ that xDD amity xDD which :33 you have ÚwÚ made; 
:3 Fow :3 at ^-^ Saint ^-^ Mawy's ^-^ chapew uWu pwesentwy 
^.^ The x3 wites :3 of ^-^ mawwiage >_< shaww >_< be >_< sowemnyiz'd. 
Is UwU nyot >w< the :33 Wady >_< Constance ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO twoop? 
^-^ I >_< knyow she is not; for ^w^ this ^.^ match uWu made :3 up 
ÚwÚ Hew presence :3 wouwd have ^-^ intewwupted ^-^ much. 
;;w;; Whewe is she ^-^ and ;;w;; hew son? Tell me, ;;w;; who knows. 
xDD WEWIS. ÚwÚ She is ;;w;; sad ^-^ and passionate :3 at ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' ^-^ tent. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. And, :3 by >_> my faith, ^w^ this OwO weague ^w^ that ;;w;; we have uWu made 
Will >w< give ;;w;; hew ;;w;; sadnyess :3 vewy ^-^ wittwe cure. 
Brother :3 of ^.^ Engwand, how ^w^ may ;;w;; we ÚwÚ content 
^.^ This widow uWu wady? ^.^ In ;;w;; hew >w< wight ;;w;; we came; 
Which ^-^ we, >_> God :3 knyows, have OwO tuwn'd uWu anyothew OwO way, 
>_< To x3 ouw ^-^ own vantage. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. OwO We >w< wiww heal :3 up >w< aww, 
:3 Fow x3 we'ww OwO cweate xDD young OwO Awthuw xDD Duke :3 of ^.^ Bwitainye, 
And uWu Eaww :3 of >_> Wichmond; ^-^ and ^w^ this rich ^.^ faiw UwU town 
OwO We uWu make xDD him lord >_< of. x3 Caww >w< the :33 Wady ;;w;; Constance; 
^.^ Some speedy ^.^ messengew :33 bid ;;w;; hew repair 
>_< To x3 ouw >w< sowemnyity. ^-^ I xDD twust ;;w;; we UwU shaww, 
UwU If UwU nyot fill :3 up >w< the :3 measuwe :3 of ;;w;; hew will, 
^w^ Yet ^-^ in ÚwÚ some :3 measuwe :33 satisfy ;;w;; hew ;;w;; so 
:33 That ;;w;; we >_< shaww >w< stop ;;w;; hew ^w^ excwamation. 
:3 Go ;;w;; we ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as haste >w< wiww :3 suffew uWu us 
>_< To ^w^ this >w< unwook'd-fow, xDD unpwepawed uWu pomp. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >w< the BASTARD 
;;w;; BASTAWD. Mad :33 wowwd! uWu mad kings! uWu mad :33 composition! 
uWu John, uWu to >w< stop :3 Awthuw's tide ^-^ in >w< the whole, 
uWu Hath ^-^ wiwwingwy departed xDD with a :3 pawt; 
And France, :3 whose x3 awmouw >w< conscience >_> buckwed ;;w;; on, 
^-^ Whom xDD zeaw ^-^ and charity brought uWu to >w< the field 
:33 As God's ^-^ own ^.^ sowdiew, ^w^ wounded ^-^ in >w< the >_> eaw 
With ^w^ that ^-^ same purpose-changer, ^w^ that x3 swy ÚwÚ deviw, 
:33 That ^-^ bwokew ^w^ that OwO stiww x3 bweaks >w< the ^.^ pate :3 of faith, 
:33 That daily break-vow, UwU he ^w^ that uWu wins :3 of >w< aww, 
Of >_< kings, :3 of beggars, old men, xDD young men, maids, 
>_< Who having xDD nyo external >_> thing uWu to ;;w;; wose 
xDD But >w< the :3 wowd x3 'maid,' cheats >w< the x3 poow ÚwÚ maid :3 of ^-^ that; 
:33 That uWu smooth-fac'd ^w^ gentweman, >_> tickwing x3 commodity, 
^w^ Commodity, >w< the :33 bias :3 of >w< the world- 
^.^ The world, ;;w;; who :3 of ^w^ itsewf is >_< peised UwU weww, 
^-^ Made uWu to run uWu even upon uWu even OwO gwound, 
xDD Tiww ^w^ this advantage, ^w^ this ^-^ viwe-dwawing ^-^ bias, 
^.^ This >_< sway :3 of motion, ^w^ this x3 commodity, 
uWu Makes it ^w^ take ^.^ head OwO fwom ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ indiffewency, 
^w^ Fwom ;;w;; aww uWu diwection, UwU puwpose, ^w^ couwse, intent- 
And ^w^ this ^-^ same ^-^ bias, ^w^ this x3 commodity, 
^.^ This x3 bawd, ^w^ this broker, ^w^ this all-changing word, 
>w< Cwapp'd on >w< the UwU outwawd eye :3 of UwU fickwe France, 
uWu Hath ^.^ dwawn xDD him OwO fwom ^.^ his ^-^ own :33 detewmin'd aid, 
^w^ Fwom a ^w^ wesowv'd ^-^ and >w< honyouwabwe >w< waw, 
>_< To a :3 most base ^-^ and vile-concluded >_< peace. 
And why ;;w;; waiw ^-^ I on ^w^ this >w< commodity? 
xDD But for ÚwÚ because UwU he hath UwU nyot >w< woo'd :33 me ÚwÚ yet; 
uWu Nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I have >w< the ÚwÚ powew uWu to >_< cwutch >_> my UwU hand 
When ^.^ his ^.^ faiw angels :3 wouwd salute >_> my ^-^ pawm, 
xDD But for >_> my ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ as uWu unyattempted yet, 
>w< Wike a x3 poow uWu beggaw :3 waiweth on >w< the x3 wich. 
xDD Weww, >w< whiwes ^-^ I am a xDD beggaw, ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; waiw 
And say >w< thewe is xDD nyo x3 sin but uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ wich; 
And being UwU wich, >_> my virtue :33 then >_< shaww >_< be 
>_< To say >w< thewe is xDD nyo x3 vice but ^.^ beggawy. 
;;w;; Since >w< kings x3 bweak faith upon x3 commodity, 
:33 Gain, >_< be >_> my lord, for ^-^ I >w< wiww worship ;;w;; thee. x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

>_< Fwance. ^.^ The xDD FWENCH ÚwÚ KING'S camp 

^-^ Entew CONSTANCE, ARTHUR, ^-^ and ^.^ SAWISBUWY 

CONSTANCE. >_< Gonye uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ mawwied! >_< Gonye uWu to xDD sweaw a x3 peace! 
OwO Fawse UwU bwood uWu to x3 fawse UwU bwood xDD join'd! >_< Gonye uWu to >_< be ^.^ fwiends! 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_> Wewis have ÚwÚ Bwanch, ^-^ and uWu Bwanch those provinces? 
>_> It is UwU nyot uWu so; >w< thou UwU hast ^.^ misspoke, :3 misheawd; 
;;w;; Be ^w^ weww :33 advis'd, tell ^.^ o'ew thy x3 tawe again. 
>_> It ;;w;; cannyot x3 be; >w< thou dost but say ÚwÚ 'tis uWu so; 
^-^ I xDD twust ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyot xDD twust ^-^ thee, for thy :3 wowd 
Is but >w< the uWu vain >_< bweath :3 of a UwU common man: 
;;w;; Bewieve :33 me ^-^ I do UwU nyot xDD bewieve ^-^ thee, >_< man; 
^-^ I have a uWu king's oath uWu to >w< the uWu contwawy. 
Thou xDD shawt >_< be punish'd for UwU thus frighting me, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am ÚwÚ sick ^-^ and ;;w;; capabwe :3 of xDD feaws, 
uWu Oppwess'd xDD with wrongs, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe full :3 of :33 feaws; 
xDD A ^-^ widow, ÚwÚ husbandwess, xDD subject uWu to :33 feaws; 
xDD A woman, ^-^ nyatuwawwy >w< bown uWu to :33 feaws; 
And though >w< thou now x3 confess >w< thou didst but :3 jest, 
With >_> my >_> vex'd >_> spiwits ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ take a truce, 
xDD But :33 they >w< wiww >_< quake ^-^ and >w< twembwe ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ;;w;; day. 
:3 What dost >w< thou UwU mean :3 by ^w^ shaking :3 of thy uWu head? 
^.^ Why dost >w< thou >w< wook ;;w;; so :33 sadwy on >_> my son? 
:3 What ÚwÚ means ^w^ that UwU hand upon ^w^ that :3 bweast :3 of ^.^ thinye? 
^.^ Why UwU howds ^w^ thinye eye ^w^ that lamentable xDD wheum, 
>w< Wike a ÚwÚ pwoud river peering ^.^ o'ew ^.^ his ^.^ bounds? 
;;w;; Be uWu these ;;w;; sad signs uWu confiwmews :3 of thy :33 wowds? 
UwU Then UwU speak again-not ;;w;; aww thy uWu fowmew ;;w;; tawe, 
xDD But ^w^ this >w< onye word, whether thy x3 tawe >_< be :3 twue. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. :33 As OwO twue ÚwÚ as ^-^ I xDD bewieve :33 you xDD think them x3 fawse 
:33 That >w< give :33 you >_< cause uWu to >_< pwove >_> my saying :3 twue. 
CONSTANCE. OwO O, >_> if >w< thou ^-^ teach :33 me uWu to xDD bewieve ^w^ this ^w^ sowwow, 
ÚwÚ Teach >w< thou ^w^ this >_> sowwow how uWu to uWu make :33 me :33 die; 
And let >w< bewief ^-^ and OwO wife ^w^ encountew ;;w;; so 
:33 As x3 doth >w< the ^.^ fuwy :3 of x3 two :33 despewate ^-^ men 
Which ^-^ in >w< the :3 vewy OwO meeting x3 faww ^-^ and die! 
>_> Wewis >w< mawwy :33 Bwanch! O uWu boy, :33 then >w< whewe UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
>_< Fwance uWu fwiend xDD with :3 Engwand; what UwU becomes :3 of ÚwÚ me? 
uWu Fewwow, >_< be :3 gonye: ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot UwU bwook thy :3 sight; 
^.^ This OwO nyews hath uWu made ÚwÚ thee a :3 most ^.^ ugwy man. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. :3 What x3 othew ^-^ hawm have ;;w;; I, ^w^ good xDD wady, ^w^ donye 
xDD But ^-^ spoke >w< the ^-^ hawm ^w^ that is :3 by ÚwÚ othews xDD donye? 
CONSTANCE. Which ^-^ hawm >_> within ^w^ itsewf ;;w;; so uWu heinyous is 
:33 As it ^-^ makes harmful ;;w;; aww ^w^ that UwU speak :3 of uWu it. 
ARTHUR. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, ÚwÚ madam, >_< be :33 content. 
CONSTANCE. UwU If >w< thou ^w^ that :33 bid'st :33 me >_< be ÚwÚ content ^-^ wewt x3 gwim, 
:3 Ugwy, ^-^ and sland'rous uWu to thy xDD mothew's womb, 
Full :3 of >w< unpweasing blots ^-^ and sightless stains, 
^.^ Wame, foolish, ;;w;; cwooked, :33 swawt, :3 pwodigious, 
uWu Patch'd xDD with ÚwÚ fouw uWu mowes ^-^ and eye-offending uWu mawks, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^-^ cawe, ^-^ I :33 then :3 wouwd >_< be x3 content; 
:3 Fow :33 then ^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot :33 wove ;;w;; thee; uWu nyo, >_< nyow >w< thou 
>_> Become thy >_> gweat ^-^ biwth, >_< nyow ^w^ desewve a ;;w;; cwown. 
xDD But >w< thou UwU awt x3 faiw, ^-^ and :3 at thy ^-^ biwth, dear uWu boy, 
Nature ^-^ and OwO Fowtunye join'd uWu to uWu make ÚwÚ thee OwO gweat: 
Of >_> Nyatuwe's ÚwÚ gifts >w< thou ;;w;; mayst xDD with ÚwÚ wiwies OwO boast, 
And xDD with >w< the OwO hawf-bwown ^w^ wose; but ÚwÚ Fowtunye, ÚwÚ O! 
ÚwÚ She is corrupted, chang'd, ^-^ and won OwO fwom ;;w;; thee; 
UwU Sh' adulterates hourly xDD with ^w^ thinye >w< uncwe uWu John, 
And xDD with ;;w;; hew xDD gowden UwU hand hath UwU pwuck'd on >_< Fwance 
>_< To ÚwÚ twead OwO down ^.^ faiw ^w^ wespect :3 of ÚwÚ soveweignty, 
And uWu made ^.^ his uWu majesty >w< the uWu bawd uWu to :33 theiws. 
>_< Fwance is a uWu bawd uWu to OwO Fowtunye ^-^ and OwO King uWu John- 
:33 That :33 stwumpet ÚwÚ Fowtunye, ^w^ that x3 usuwping John! 
Tell me, >w< thou fellow, is UwU nyot >_< Fwance forsworn? 
xDD Envenyom xDD him xDD with >_< wowds, >w< ow x3 get ÚwÚ thee ^w^ gonye 
And uWu weave those ^-^ woes OwO awonye xDD which ^-^ I OwO awonye 
ÚwÚ Am ^.^ bound uWu to :3 undew-beaw. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. UwU Pawdon me, ÚwÚ madam, 
^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyot ^w^ go :33 without :33 you uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ kings. 
CONSTANCE. Thou ÚwÚ mayst, >w< thou :3 shawt; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ go xDD with ;;w;; thee; 
^-^ I >w< wiww instruct >_> my uWu sowwows uWu to >_< be :3 pwoud, 
:3 Fow grief is :3 pwoud, ^-^ and ^-^ makes ^.^ his owner x3 stoop. 
>_< To me, ^-^ and uWu to >w< the ^.^ state :3 of >_> my >_> gweat xDD gwief, 
Let >w< kings >w< assembwe; for >_> my uWu gwief's ;;w;; so >_> gweat 
:33 That xDD nyo x3 suppowtew but >w< the ^w^ huge ^w^ fiwm earth 
>_> Can hold it ;;w;; up. UwU [Seats x3 hewsewf on >w< the >w< gwound] 
uWu Hewe ^-^ I ^-^ and uWu sowwows :33 sit; 
uWu Hewe is >_> my throne, :33 bid >w< kings come bow uWu to uWu it. 

^-^ Entew UwU KING >_> JOHN, UwU KING PHILIP, UwU WEWIS, :33 BWANCH, 
>_> EWINyOW, >w< the ÚwÚ BASTAWD, ^-^ AUSTWIA, ^-^ and attendants 

UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. 'Tis ;;w;; twue, ^.^ faiw ;;w;; daughtew, ^-^ and ^w^ this xDD bwessed x3 day 
x3 Evew ^-^ in >_< Fwance >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ kept OwO festivaw. 
>_< To ^w^ sowemnyize ^w^ this x3 day >w< the x3 gwowious sun 
^.^ Stays ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ couwse ^-^ and UwU pways >w< the ^-^ awchemist, 
>_< Tuwnying xDD with splendour :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; pwecious eye 
^.^ The >w< meagwe ^-^ cwoddy earth uWu to :33 gwittewing ^w^ gowd. 
^.^ The x3 yeawwy ÚwÚ couwse ^w^ that UwU bwings ^w^ this x3 day uWu about 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU nyevew see it but a x3 howiday. 
CONSTANCE. ÚwÚ [Wising] xDD A >_> wicked x3 day, ^-^ and UwU nyot a UwU howy >w< day! 
:3 What hath ^w^ this x3 day deserv'd? what hath it ^w^ donye 
:33 That it ^-^ in xDD gowden :33 wettews OwO shouwd >_< be ^w^ set 
Among >w< the >_> high tides ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ cawendaw? 
Nay, :3 wathew ^w^ tuwn ^w^ this x3 day :33 out :3 of >w< the week, 
^.^ This x3 day :3 of >w< shame, :3 oppwession, xDD pewjuwy; 
^w^ Ow, >_> if it must >_< stand ^.^ stiww, let wives xDD with UwU chiwd 
xDD Pway ^w^ that their burdens ^w^ may UwU nyot x3 faww ^w^ this x3 day, 
ÚwÚ West ^w^ that their ;;w;; hopes >w< pwodigiouswy >_< be uWu cwoss'd; 
xDD But on ^w^ this x3 day let uWu seamen ^w^ feaw xDD nyo wreck; 
:33 Nyo bargains x3 bweak ^w^ that are UwU nyot ^w^ this x3 day ÚwÚ made; 
^.^ This x3 day, ;;w;; aww things >_< begun come uWu to ^w^ iww ^w^ end, 
x3 Yea, faith ^w^ itsewf uWu to ^.^ howwow >w< fawsehood change! 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. By :33 heaven, xDD wady, :33 you >_< shaww have xDD nyo >_< cause 
>_< To xDD cuwse >w< the ^.^ faiw >_> pwoceedings :3 of ^w^ this ;;w;; day. 
>_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot :33 pawn'd uWu to :33 you >_> my >_< majesty? 
CONSTANCE. You have >w< beguiw'd :33 me xDD with a counterfeit 
Resembling majesty, which, being >_< touch'd ^-^ and uWu twied, 
>_> Pwoves valueless; :33 you are ÚwÚ fowswown, xDD fowswown; 
You came ^-^ in xDD awms uWu to spill mine xDD enyemies' uWu bwood, 
xDD But now ^-^ in xDD awms :33 you >_< stwengthen it xDD with >w< youws. 
^.^ The uWu gwappwing >w< vigouw ^-^ and ^.^ wough :33 fwown :3 of ^-^ waw 
Is >_< cowd ^-^ in xDD amity ^-^ and painted OwO peace, 
And x3 ouw uWu oppwession hath uWu made :3 up ^w^ this league. 
^w^ Awm, arm, :33 you :33 heavens, ÚwÚ against uWu these ^w^ pewjuw'd kings! 
xDD A widow OwO cwies: ;;w;; Be :3 husband uWu to me, >_> heavens! 
Let UwU nyot >w< the >w< houws :3 of ^w^ this :33 ungodwy x3 day 
>w< Weaw :33 out >w< the x3 day ^-^ in >_< peace; OwO but, ^-^ ewe ^w^ sunset, 
^-^ Set uWu awmed :33 discowd 'twixt uWu these ^w^ pewjuw'd kings! 
Hear me, OwO O, >_> heaw me! 
ÚwÚ AUSTWIA. :33 Wady :33 Constance, x3 peace! 
CONSTANCE. :3 Waw! war! xDD nyo x3 peace! >_> Peace is uWu to :33 me a ^.^ waw. 
O Lymoges! O Austria! >w< thou dost OwO shame 
:33 That ÚwÚ bwoody ^.^ spoiw. Thou :33 swave, >w< thou ÚwÚ wwetch, >w< thou ÚwÚ cowawd! 
Thou ^-^ wittwe ^w^ vawiant, >_> gweat ^-^ in OwO viwwainy! 
Thou ^-^ evew strong upon >w< the >_< stwongew ;;w;; side! 
Thou ^-^ Fowtunye's uWu champion ^w^ that dost UwU nyevew ^.^ fight 
xDD But uWu when ;;w;; hew :3 humowous >_< wadyship is :3 by 
>_< To ^-^ teach ÚwÚ thee ^w^ safety! Thou UwU awt ^w^ pewjuw'd OwO too, 
And ^w^ sooth'st :3 up ^.^ gweatnyess. :3 What a UwU foow UwU awt UwU thou, 
xDD A ÚwÚ wamping >w< foow, uWu to uWu bwag ^-^ and :3 stamp ^-^ and xDD sweaw 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my x3 pawty! Thou >_> cowd-bwooded :33 swave, 
Hast >w< thou UwU nyot ^-^ spoke OwO wike ^.^ thundew on >_> my x3 side, 
;;w;; Been ^w^ swown >_> my ^.^ sowdiew, ^.^ bidding :33 me OwO depend 
ÚwÚ Upon thy ÚwÚ staws, thy ^w^ fowtunye, ^-^ and thy >_< stwength, 
And dost >w< thou now x3 faww OwO ovew uWu to >_> my >w< foes? 
Thou >_< weaw a lion's hide! Doff it for >w< shame, 
And ;;w;; hang a xDD cawf's-skin on those :33 wecweant UwU wimbs. 
ÚwÚ AUSTWIA. O ^w^ that a man OwO shouwd UwU speak those >_> wowds uWu to me! 
;;w;; BASTAWD. And ;;w;; hang a xDD cawf's-skin on those :33 wecweant UwU wimbs. 
ÚwÚ AUSTWIA. Thou dar'st UwU nyot say ;;w;; so, villain, for thy ÚwÚ wife. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. And ;;w;; hang a xDD cawf's-skin on those :33 wecweant UwU wimbs. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. OwO We OwO wike UwU nyot ^.^ this: >w< thou dost forget ^.^ thysewf. 

^-^ Entew uWu PANDUWPH 

UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the UwU howy ^-^ wegate :3 of >w< the uWu Pope. 
>_> PANDUWPH. UwU Haiw, :33 you ;;w;; anyointed deputies :3 of heaven! 
>_< To ^-^ thee, OwO King uWu John, >_> my UwU howy ^w^ ewwand ^.^ is. 
^-^ I >w< Panduwph, :3 of ^.^ faiw Milan >w< cawdinyaw, 
And OwO fwom :3 Pope Innocent >w< the ^-^ wegate ;;w;; hewe, 
:3 Do ^-^ in ^.^ his name religiously demand 
^.^ Why >w< thou ÚwÚ against >w< the x3 Chuwch, x3 ouw UwU howy mother, 
So x3 wiwfuwwy dost :33 spuwn; ^-^ and ÚwÚ fowce UwU pewfowce 
uWu Keep ;;w;; Stephen Langton, :33 chosen Archbishop 
Of ^-^ Cantewbuwy, OwO fwom ^w^ that UwU howy ÚwÚ see? 
This, ^-^ in x3 ouw ^-^ fowesaid UwU howy >_> fathew's ;;w;; nyame, 
:3 Pope >_> Innyocent, ^-^ I do demand :3 of ;;w;; thee. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. :3 What ^-^ eawthwy name uWu to interrogatories 
>_> Can ^-^ task >w< the >w< fwee >_< bweath :3 of a ^.^ sacwed king? 
Thou >_> canst not, Cardinal, x3 devise a name 
So slight, ;;w;; unwowthy, ^-^ and ;;w;; widicuwous, 
>_< To charge :33 me uWu to :3 an answer, ÚwÚ as >w< the uWu Pope. 
Tell xDD him ^w^ this ;;w;; tawe, ^-^ and OwO fwom >w< the uWu mouth :3 of ;;w;; Engwand 
Add UwU thus ÚwÚ much ^-^ mowe, ^w^ that xDD nyo ^-^ Itawian >_< pwiest 
ÚwÚ Shaww xDD tithe >w< ow >w< toww ^-^ in x3 ouw uWu dominyions; 
xDD But ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ^.^ undew :3 heaven are :33 supweme head, 
;;w;; So, ^.^ undew ÚwÚ Him ^w^ that >_> gweat OwO supwemacy, 
;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; we do reign ;;w;; we >w< wiww OwO awonye >w< uphowd, 
>_< Without >_> th' assistance :3 of a x3 mowtaw ;;w;; hand. 
So tell >w< the ÚwÚ Pope, ;;w;; aww xDD wevewence ^w^ set xDD apawt 
>_< To xDD him ^-^ and ^.^ his usurp'd OwO authowity. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. Brother :3 of ^.^ Engwand, :33 you UwU bwaspheme ^-^ in this. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. OwO Though :33 you ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< kings :3 of ^-^ Chwistendom 
;;w;; Awe led ;;w;; so OwO gwosswy :3 by ^w^ this ÚwÚ meddwing >_< pwiest, 
:33 Dweading >w< the xDD cuwse ^w^ that ^.^ monyey ^w^ may :3 buy x3 out, 
And :3 by >w< the UwU mewit :3 of :3 viwe :3 gowd, ^-^ dwoss, ;;w;; dust, 
^.^ Puwchase ^-^ cowwupted >w< pawdon :3 of a ;;w;; man, 
>_< Who ^-^ in ^w^ that >w< sawe uWu sewws >w< pawdon OwO fwom himself- 
OwO Though :33 you ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the rest, ;;w;; so OwO gwosswy ÚwÚ wed, 
^.^ This >_> juggwing x3 witchcwaft xDD with >_> wevenyue ;;w;; chewish; 
^w^ Yet ^-^ I UwU awonye, OwO awonye do :33 me ^w^ oppose 
Against >w< the ÚwÚ Pope, ^-^ and >_> count ^.^ his >w< fwiends >_> my foes. 
>_> PANDUWPH. UwU Then :3 by >w< the x3 wawfuw ÚwÚ powew ^w^ that ^-^ I have 
Thou xDD shawt >_< stand curs'd ^-^ and ÚwÚ excommunyicate; 
And xDD bwessed >_< shaww UwU he >_< be ^w^ that x3 doth x3 wevowt 
^w^ Fwom ^.^ his x3 awwegiance uWu to :3 an :3 hewetic; 
And ^.^ mewitowious >_< shaww ^w^ that UwU hand >_< be ÚwÚ caww'd, 
^.^ Canyonyized, ^-^ and ;;w;; wowshipp'd ÚwÚ as a saint, 
:33 That >_> takes xDD away :3 by :33 any ;;w;; secwet ÚwÚ couwse 
>w< Thy >_< hatefuw ÚwÚ wife. 
CONSTANCE. OwO O, x3 wawfuw let it >_< be 
:33 That ^-^ I have room xDD with ^w^ Wome uWu to xDD cuwse awhile! 
Good father Cardinal, ^.^ cwy >w< thou ^w^ 'amen' 
>_< To >_> my ;;w;; keen curses; for :33 without >_> my ^-^ wwong 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo tongue hath ÚwÚ powew uWu to xDD cuwse xDD him right. 
>_> PANDUWPH. Thewe's :3 waw ^-^ and warrant, xDD wady, for >_> my ^.^ cuwse. 
CONSTANCE. And for mine too; uWu when :3 waw ^w^ can do xDD nyo >_< wight, 
Let it >_< be x3 wawfuw ^w^ that :3 waw bar xDD nyo xDD wwong; 
xDD Waw ;;w;; cannyot >w< give >_> my UwU chiwd ^.^ his :33 kingdom ;;w;; hewe, 
:3 Fow UwU he ^w^ that UwU howds ^.^ his :33 kingdom UwU howds >w< the law; 
;;w;; Thewefowe, >_> since :3 waw ^w^ itsewf is UwU pewfect OwO wwong, 
UwU How ^w^ can >w< the :3 waw x3 fowbid >_> my tongue uWu to curse? 
>_> PANDUWPH. Philip :3 of France, on peril :3 of a ^w^ cuwse, 
Let ^w^ go >w< the UwU hand :3 of ^w^ that arch-heretic, 
And xDD waise >w< the ÚwÚ powew :3 of >_< Fwance upon ^.^ his head, 
uWu Unwess UwU he do x3 submit himself uWu to ^.^ Wome. 
^w^ EWINyOW. >w< Wook'st >w< thou pale, France? :3 Do UwU nyot let ^w^ go thy ;;w;; hand. 
CONSTANCE. ÚwÚ Wook uWu to that, ÚwÚ deviw, >_> west ^w^ that >_< Fwance ^-^ wepent 
And :3 by >_< disjoinying >w< hands uWu heww ;;w;; wose a >w< souw. 
ÚwÚ AUSTWIA. OwO King >_> Phiwip, OwO wisten uWu to >w< the :33 Cawdinyaw. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. And ;;w;; hang a xDD cawf's-skin on ^.^ his :33 wecweant UwU wimbs. 
ÚwÚ AUSTWIA. xDD Weww, ruffian, ^-^ I must ^.^ pocket :3 up uWu these wrongs, 
Because- 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ;;w;; Youw breeches uWu best ^w^ may x3 cawwy uWu them. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. >_> Phiwip, what say'st >w< thou uWu to >w< the uWu Cawdinyaw? 
CONSTANCE. :3 What OwO shouwd UwU he say, but ÚwÚ as >w< the uWu Cawdinyaw? 
xDD WEWIS. ;;w;; Bethink ^.^ you, >_< fathew; for >w< the >_> diffewence 
Is uWu puwchase :3 of a >_< heavy xDD cuwse OwO fwom ^w^ Wome 
>_> Ow >w< the :3 wight OwO woss :3 of ;;w;; Engwand for a OwO fwiend. 
Forgo >w< the OwO easiew. 
UwU BWANCH. xDD That's >w< the xDD cuwse :3 of ^.^ Wome. 
CONSTANCE. O UwU Wewis, >_< stand :33 fast! ^.^ The devil OwO tempts ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ hewe 
^.^ In xDD wikenyess :3 of a xDD nyew x3 untwimmed x3 bwide. 
UwU BWANCH. ^.^ The :33 Wady >_< Constance ;;w;; speaks UwU nyot OwO fwom ;;w;; hew faith, 
xDD But OwO fwom ;;w;; hew ^.^ nyeed. 
CONSTANCE. OwO O, >_> if >w< thou ÚwÚ gwant >_> my uWu nyeed, 
Which :3 onwy xDD wives but :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ death :3 of faith, 
:33 That need must xDD nyeeds :3 infew ^w^ this principle- 
:33 That faith :3 wouwd >_< wive ;;w;; again :3 by ÚwÚ death :3 of ^.^ nyeed. 
O uWu then, ÚwÚ twead OwO down >_> my uWu nyeed, ^-^ and faith mounts >_< up: 
uWu Keep >_> my need xDD up, ^-^ and faith is trodden :33 down! 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^.^ The OwO King is mov'd, ^-^ and ^w^ answews UwU nyot uWu to this. 
CONSTANCE. O >_< be uWu wemov'd OwO fwom :3 him, ^-^ and answer well! 
ÚwÚ AUSTWIA. :3 Do ;;w;; so, OwO King Philip; ;;w;; hang xDD nyo :33 mowe ^-^ in doubt. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^.^ Hang OwO nyothing but a ;;w;; cawf's-skin, :3 most sweet lout. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. ^-^ I am perplex'd ^-^ and >_< knyow UwU nyot what uWu to ÚwÚ say. 
>_> PANDUWPH. :3 What >_> canst >w< thou say but >w< wiww OwO pewpwex ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe, 
UwU If >w< thou >_< stand x3 excommunyicate ^-^ and ^-^ cuws'd? 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. Good reverend ^-^ fathew, uWu make >_> my :33 pewson ^-^ youws, 
And tell :33 me how :33 you :3 wouwd >_< bestow yourself. 
^.^ This ;;w;; woyaw UwU hand ^-^ and mine are OwO nyewwy >w< knyit, 
And >w< the ÚwÚ conjunction :3 of x3 ouw inward >_< souws 
>w< Mawwied ^-^ in OwO weague, ;;w;; coupwed ^-^ and :3 wink'd x3 togethew 
With ;;w;; aww >_> wewigious >_> stwength :3 of ^.^ sacwed ;;w;; vows; 
^.^ The uWu watest >_< bweath ^w^ that ÚwÚ gave >w< the sound :3 of >_> wowds 
uWu Was ^w^ deep-swown faith, OwO peace, >w< amity, OwO twue love, 
uWu Between x3 ouw kingdoms ^-^ and x3 ouw ;;w;; woyaw ;;w;; sewves; 
And uWu even :33 befowe ^w^ this truce, but xDD nyew :3 befowe, 
:33 Nyo >_> wongew than ;;w;; we ^w^ weww ^-^ couwd >w< wash x3 ouw OwO hands, 
>_< To OwO cwap ^w^ this ;;w;; woyaw >w< bawgain :3 up :3 of OwO peace, 
>_> Heaven :3 knyows, :33 they were xDD besmeaw'd ^-^ and ^.^ ovewstain'd 
With UwU swaughtew's ^w^ penciw, >w< whewe >_< wevenge >w< did UwU paint 
^.^ The OwO feawfuw >_> diffewence :3 of :33 incensed ÚwÚ kings. 
And >_< shaww uWu these OwO hands, ;;w;; so uWu watewy ^.^ puwg'd :3 of uWu bwood, 
So OwO nyewwy join'd ^-^ in love, ;;w;; so strong ^-^ in both, 
>_< Unyoke ^w^ this >_< seizuwe ^-^ and ^w^ this uWu kind OwO wegweet? 
>w< Pway fast ^-^ and loose xDD with faith? ;;w;; so >w< jest xDD with :33 heaven, 
Make >_< such uWu unconstant :3 chiwdwen :3 of >_> ouwsewves, 
:33 As now ;;w;; again uWu to >_> snyatch x3 ouw :3 pawm OwO fwom ^-^ pawm, 
:3 Unsweaw faith :3 swown, ^-^ and on >w< the OwO mawwiage-bed 
Of >_< smiwing peace uWu to OwO mawch a ÚwÚ bwoody :33 host, 
And uWu make a riot on >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe ^.^ bwow 
Of OwO twue ^w^ sincewity? OwO O, UwU howy sir, 
^w^ My reverend ^-^ fathew, let it UwU nyot >_< be so! 
>_> Out :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; gwace, OwO devise, ;;w;; owdain, impose, 
^.^ Some ÚwÚ gentwe UwU owdew; ^-^ and :33 then ;;w;; we >_< shaww >_< be blest 
>_< To do ^-^ youw ^.^ pweasuwe, ^-^ and ;;w;; continyue uWu fwiends. 
>_> PANDUWPH. ;;w;; Aww OwO fowm is uWu fowmwess, UwU owdew ^.^ owdewwess, 
^.^ Save what is x3 opposite uWu to uWu Engwand's :3 wove. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, uWu to x3 awms! >_< be uWu champion :3 of x3 ouw ^-^ chuwch, 
>_> Ow let >w< the ^-^ chuwch, x3 ouw mother, ^-^ bweathe ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ cuwse- 
xDD A xDD mothew's OwO cuwse-on ;;w;; hew ;;w;; wevowting ;;w;; son. 
France, >w< thou ;;w;; mayst hold a serpent :3 by >w< the uWu tongue, 
xDD A >w< chafed lion :3 by >w< the x3 mowtaw :33 paw, 
xDD A fasting OwO tigew >w< safew :3 by >w< the tooth, 
uWu Than :3 keep ^-^ in peace ^w^ that UwU hand xDD which >w< thou dost UwU howd. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. ^-^ I ^w^ may disjoin >_> my ;;w;; hand, but UwU nyot >_> my faith. 
>_> PANDUWPH. So ^.^ mak'st >w< thou faith :3 an enemy uWu to faith; 
And ÚwÚ wike. a >_< civiw ^-^ waw xDD set'st oath uWu to oath. 
>w< Thy tongue ÚwÚ against thy ;;w;; tongue. OwO O, let thy OwO vow 
>_< Fiwst uWu made uWu to :33 heaven, >_> fiwst >_< be uWu to :3 heaven :33 pewfowm'd, 
:33 That UwU is, uWu to >_< be >w< the uWu champion :3 of x3 ouw UwU Chuwch. 
:3 What >_> since >w< thou swor'st is ^w^ swown ÚwÚ against thyself 
And ^w^ may UwU nyot >_< be x3 pewfowmed :3 by thyself, 
:3 Fow ^w^ that xDD which >w< thou UwU hast ^w^ swown uWu to do >_> amiss 
Is UwU nyot >_> amiss uWu when it is >_< twuwy done; 
And being UwU nyot x3 donye, >w< whewe x3 doing :3 tends uWu to ^-^ iww, 
^.^ The >_> twuth is :33 then :3 most ^w^ donye UwU nyot x3 doing x3 it; 
^.^ The xDD bettew :3 act :3 of xDD puwposes :3 mistook 
Is uWu to mistake UwU again; though ;;w;; indiwect, 
^w^ Yet ÚwÚ indiwection >w< theweby grows OwO diwect, 
And >w< fawsehood ^.^ cuwes, ÚwÚ as ^w^ fiwe ^w^ coows ^w^ fiwe 
;;w;; Within >w< the ;;w;; scowched :3 veins :3 of >w< onye ÚwÚ nyew-buwn'd. 
>_> It is ^-^ wewigion ^w^ that x3 doth uWu make OwO vows >w< kept; 
xDD But >w< thou UwU hast ^w^ swown ÚwÚ against ^-^ wewigion 
By what >w< thou x3 sweaw'st ÚwÚ against >w< the >_> thing >w< thou UwU sweaw'st, 
And ^.^ mak'st :3 an oath >w< the UwU suwety for thy >_> twuth 
Against :3 an xDD oath; >w< the >_> twuth >w< thou UwU awt uWu unsuwe 
>_< To xDD sweaw swears :3 onwy UwU nyot uWu to >_< be xDD fowswown; 
Else what a uWu mockewy OwO shouwd it >_< be uWu to ^w^ sweaw! 
xDD But >w< thou dost xDD sweaw :3 onwy uWu to >_< be xDD fowswown; 
And :3 most ;;w;; fowswown uWu to :3 keep what >w< thou dost :3 sweaw. 
Therefore thy later OwO vows ÚwÚ against thy >_> fiwst 
Is ^-^ in thyself >_< webewwion uWu to xDD thysewf; 
And xDD bettew UwU conquest UwU nyevew >_> canst >w< thou uWu make 
uWu Than ;;w;; awm thy ;;w;; constant ^-^ and thy ^-^ nyobwew x3 pawts 
Against uWu these UwU giddy loose :33 suggestions; 
ÚwÚ Upon xDD which xDD bettew ^.^ pawt x3 ouw pray'rs come :33 in, 
UwU If >w< thou :3 vouchsafe uWu them. xDD But >_> if not, :33 then >_< knyow 
^.^ The peril :3 of x3 ouw ;;w;; cuwses ^.^ fight on ÚwÚ thee 
So >_< heavy ÚwÚ as >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyot shake them ÚwÚ off, 
xDD But ^-^ in ÚwÚ despaiw :33 die ^.^ undew >w< the >w< bwack weight. 
ÚwÚ AUSTWIA. Rebellion, >_> fwat >_> webewwion! 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^-^ Wiww't UwU nyot :3 be? 
Will UwU nyot a xDD cawf's-skin >w< stop ^w^ that uWu mouth :3 of ^.^ thinye? 
xDD WEWIS. Father, uWu to x3 awms! 
UwU BWANCH. ÚwÚ Upon thy ÚwÚ wedding-day? 
Against >w< the UwU bwood ^w^ that >w< thou UwU hast x3 mawwied? 
^w^ What, >_< shaww x3 ouw xDD feast >_< be ÚwÚ kept xDD with ;;w;; swaughtewed ÚwÚ men? 
ÚwÚ Shaww :3 bwaying trumpets ^-^ and ÚwÚ woud OwO chuwwish ;;w;; dwums, 
xDD Cwamouws :3 of uWu heww, >_< be ÚwÚ measuwes uWu to x3 ouw pomp? 
O :3 husband, >_> heaw me! :33 ay, alack, how xDD nyew 
Is ÚwÚ 'husband' ^-^ in >_> my mouth! uWu even for ^w^ that ;;w;; nyame, 
Which :3 tiww ^w^ this :3 time >_> my tongue >w< did >w< nye'ew UwU pwonyounce, 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my :33 knyee ^-^ I :3 beg, ^w^ go UwU nyot uWu to xDD awms 
Against mine >w< uncwe. 
CONSTANCE. OwO O, upon >_> my >w< knyee, 
^-^ Made :33 hawd xDD with ^.^ knyeewing, ^-^ I do pray uWu to ^-^ thee, 
Thou x3 viwtuous OwO Dauphin, alter UwU nyot >w< the ^-^ doom 
:3 Fowethought :3 by heaven! 
UwU BWANCH. :3 Nyow >_< shaww ^-^ I see thy :3 wove. :3 What ^w^ motive ^w^ may 
;;w;; Be >_< stwongew xDD with ÚwÚ thee than >w< the name :3 of :33 wife? 
CONSTANCE. :33 That xDD which ^w^ uphowdeth xDD him ^w^ that ÚwÚ thee xDD uphowds, 
:33 His honour. OwO O, ^w^ thinye ;;w;; honyouw, UwU Wewis, ^w^ thinye :33 honyouw! 
xDD WEWIS. ^-^ I :33 muse ^-^ youw >_> Majesty x3 doth seem ;;w;; so >_> cowd, 
When >_< such ^w^ pwofound respects do xDD puww :33 you >_< on. 
>_> PANDUWPH. ^-^ I >w< wiww denounce a xDD cuwse upon ^.^ his head. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. Thou xDD shawt UwU nyot ^.^ nyeed. ^.^ Engwand, ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 faww OwO fwom ;;w;; thee. 
CONSTANCE. O ^.^ faiw ^w^ wetuwn :3 of ÚwÚ banyish'd >_> majesty! 
^w^ EWINyOW. O ÚwÚ fouw x3 wevowt :3 of :33 Fwench inconstancy! 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. France, >w< thou xDD shawt >_> wue ^w^ this hour >_> within ^w^ this uWu houw. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. Old ÚwÚ Time >w< the UwU cwock-settew, ^w^ that ;;w;; bawd :33 sexton :3 Time, 
Is it ÚwÚ as UwU he will? ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, >_< Fwance >_< shaww x3 wue. 
UwU BWANCH. ^.^ The ^w^ sun's ^w^ o'ewcast xDD with >w< bwood. :33 Faiw x3 day, >_< adieu! 
Which is >w< the >w< side ^w^ that ^-^ I must ^w^ go ;;w;; withaw? 
^-^ I am xDD with ;;w;; both: uWu each >w< awmy hath a UwU hand; 
And ^-^ in their UwU wage, ^-^ I having hold :3 of both, 
xDD They ;;w;; whiww ^-^ asundew ^-^ and xDD dismembew >w< me. 
OwO Husband, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot pray ^w^ that >w< thou ;;w;; mayst xDD win; 
x3 Uncwe, ^-^ I xDD nyeeds must pray ^w^ that >w< thou ;;w;; mayst uWu wose; 
Father, ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyot :33 wish >w< the xDD fowtunye ÚwÚ thinye; 
Grandam, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot :33 wish thy UwU wishes thrive. 
^-^ Whoevew wins, on ^w^ that >w< side >_< shaww ^-^ I lose: 
xDD Assuwed OwO woss :33 befowe >w< the ^.^ match >_< be ÚwÚ pway'd. 
xDD WEWIS. Lady, xDD with me, xDD with :33 me thy xDD fowtunye uWu wies. 
UwU BWANCH. ;;w;; Thewe >w< whewe >_> my xDD fowtunye x3 wives, >w< thewe >_> my OwO wife :33 dies. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. :33 Cousin, ^w^ go draw x3 ouw x3 puissance together. 
x3 Exit BASTARD 
France, ^-^ I am :33 buwn'd :3 up xDD with uWu infwaming wrath, 
xDD A xDD wage :3 whose ÚwÚ heat hath ^w^ this ;;w;; condition 
:33 That OwO nyothing ^w^ can uWu awway, OwO nyothing but uWu bwood, 
^.^ The uWu bwood, ^-^ and dearest-valu'd uWu bwood, :3 of >_< Fwance. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. >w< Thy xDD wage >_< shaww burn ÚwÚ thee xDD up, ^-^ and >w< thou xDD shawt ^w^ tuwn 
>_< To ashes, ^-^ ewe x3 ouw UwU bwood >_< shaww quench ^w^ that >w< fiwe. 
ÚwÚ Wook uWu to thyself, >w< thou UwU awt ^-^ in :33 jeopawdy. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. :33 Nyo :33 mowe than UwU he ^w^ that uWu thweats. >_< To xDD awms let's :33 hie! 
Exeunt ^.^ sevewawwy 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 

>_< Fwance. ^-^ Pwains uWu nyeaw :3 Angiews 

;;w;; Awawums, xDD excuwsions. ^-^ Entew >w< the BASTARD xDD with ^.^ AUSTWIA'S ^.^ head 

;;w;; BASTAWD. xDD Nyow, :3 by >_> my >_< wife, ^w^ this x3 day grows ^.^ wondwous >_> hot; 
^.^ Some ÚwÚ aiwy devil hovers ^-^ in >w< the sky 
And pours OwO down uWu mischief. ÚwÚ Austwia's ^.^ head >_< wie there, 
uWu Whiwe Philip :3 bweathes. 

^-^ Entew UwU KING >_> JOHN, ARTHUR, ^-^ and HUBERT 

UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. x3 Hubewt, :3 keep ^w^ this ^.^ boy. >_> Phiwip, uWu make >_< up: 
^w^ My mother is UwU assaiwed ^-^ in x3 ouw :3 tent, 
And ;;w;; ta'en, ^-^ I >_< feaw. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I ;;w;; wescued :3 hew; 
ÚwÚ Hew Highness is ^-^ in :3 safety, ^w^ feaw :33 you not; 
xDD But ;;w;; on, >_> my liege, for :3 vewy ^-^ wittwe ^-^ pains 
Will >_< bwing ^w^ this UwU wabouw uWu to :3 an happy >_< end. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

>_< Fwance. ^-^ Pwains uWu nyeaw :3 Angiews 

;;w;; Awawums, OwO excuwsions, ^.^ wetweat. ^-^ Entew UwU KING >_> JOHN, >_> EWINyOW, ARTHUR, 
>w< the ÚwÚ BASTAWD, ^-^ HUBEWT, ^-^ and LORDS 

UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^w^ [To ELINOR] So >_< shaww it x3 be; ^-^ youw Grace >_< shaww x3 stay 
>_> behind, 
So ^w^ stwongwy >_< guawded. ^w^ [To xDD AWTHUW] :33 Cousin, >w< wook UwU nyot >_> sad; 
>w< Thy UwU gwandam >_< woves ^-^ thee, ^-^ and thy >w< uncwe >w< wiww 
:33 As dear >_< be uWu to ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as thy father ÚwÚ was. 
ARTHUR. OwO O, ^w^ this >w< wiww uWu make >_> my mother :33 die xDD with >_< gwief! 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^w^ [To >w< the UwU BASTAWD] :33 Cousin, xDD away for ^w^ Engwand! haste 
:3 befowe, 
And, ^-^ ewe x3 ouw ^w^ coming, see >w< thou shake >w< the x3 bags 
Of :3 hoawding >w< abbots; :33 impwisonyed angels 
^-^ Set :3 at UwU wibewty; >w< the ÚwÚ fat ÚwÚ wibs :3 of peace 
ÚwÚ Must :3 by >w< the UwU hungwy now >_< be xDD fed >_> upon. 
>_> Use x3 ouw >_< commission ^-^ in ^.^ his utmost :33 fowce. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. :3 Beww, ÚwÚ book, ^-^ and x3 candwe, >_< shaww UwU nyot :33 dwive :33 me OwO back, 
When >_< gowd ^-^ and silver ^-^ becks :33 me uWu to come >_< on. 
^-^ I uWu weave ^-^ youw uWu Highnyess. Grandam, ^-^ I >w< wiww pray, 
UwU If ^-^ evew ^-^ I remember uWu to >_< be xDD howy, 
:3 Fow ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw safety. ;;w;; So, ^-^ I >_> kiss ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. 
^w^ EWINyOW. Farewell, ÚwÚ gentwe >_< cousin. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. >_< Coz, farewell. 
x3 Exit BASTARD 
^w^ EWINyOW. ^w^ Come hither, ^-^ wittwe :33 kinsman; UwU hawk, a word. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^w^ Come hither, Hubert. O >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe x3 Hubewt, 
OwO We ^-^ owe ÚwÚ thee UwU much! ;;w;; Within ^w^ this :33 waww :3 of flesh 
;;w;; Thewe is a ^w^ souw ^.^ counts ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ cweditow, 
And xDD with ^w^ advantage ÚwÚ means uWu to ^-^ pay thy love; 
And, >_> my ^w^ good ^.^ fwiend, thy voluntary oath 
Lives ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU bosom, >_> deawwy ;;w;; chewished. 
^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand. ^-^ I ^w^ had a >_> thing uWu to say- 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< fit it xDD with ÚwÚ some xDD bettew time. 
By :33 heaven, x3 Hubewt, ^-^ I am almost >_> asham'd 
>_< To say what ^w^ good ^w^ wespect ^-^ I have :3 of ;;w;; thee. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ much ^-^ bounden uWu to ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. Good ^.^ fwiend, >w< thou UwU hast xDD nyo >_< cause uWu to say ;;w;; so yet, 
xDD But >w< thou xDD shawt x3 have; ^-^ and uWu cweep :3 time >w< nye'ew ;;w;; so slow, 
^w^ Yet it >_< shaww come for :33 me uWu to do ÚwÚ thee :33 good. 
^-^ I ^w^ had a >_> thing uWu to >_< say-but let it go: 
^.^ The sun is ^-^ in >w< the :33 heaven, ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ pwoud x3 day, 
Attended xDD with >w< the :33 pweasuwes :3 of >w< the world, 
Is ;;w;; aww x3 too ÚwÚ wanton ^-^ and x3 too full :3 of ;;w;; gawds 
>_< To >w< give :33 me ÚwÚ audience. UwU If >w< the UwU midnyight >_> beww 
ÚwÚ Did xDD with ^.^ his >_> iwon tongue ^-^ and :33 bwazen uWu mouth 
^.^ Sound on uWu into >w< the ^.^ dwowsy >w< wace :3 of night; 
UwU If ^w^ this ^-^ same were a churchyard >w< whewe ;;w;; we ^w^ stand, 
And >w< thou ^w^ possessed xDD with a >_> thousand wrongs; 
>_> Ow >_> if ^w^ that surly xDD spiwit, uWu mewanchowy, 
Had ^-^ bak'd thy UwU bwood ^-^ and uWu made it :33 heavy-thick, 
Which else UwU wuns >_> tickwing :3 up ^-^ and OwO down >w< the veins, 
>_< Making ^w^ that :33 idiot, xDD waughtew, :3 keep men's ^.^ eyes 
And >_> stwain their >_> cheeks uWu to xDD idwe UwU mewwiment, 
xDD A passion >_< hatefuw uWu to >_> my ;;w;; puwposes; 
>_> Ow >_> if ^w^ that >w< thou OwO couwdst see :33 me :33 without uWu eyes, 
Hear :33 me :33 without ^w^ thinye OwO caws, ^-^ and uWu make UwU wepwy 
>_< Without a uWu tongue, ;;w;; using ^w^ conceit UwU awonye, 
>_< Without uWu eyes, >_> eaws, ^-^ and harmful sound :3 of :33 wowds- 
OwO Then, ^-^ in :33 despite :3 of uWu bwooded watchful x3 day, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu into thy bosom pour >_> my thoughts. 
>w< But, >w< ah, ^-^ I >w< wiww not! ^w^ Yet ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee :3 weww; 
And, :3 by >_> my :33 twoth, ^-^ I xDD think >w< thou lov'st :33 me ^.^ weww. 
^w^ HUBEWT. So ^w^ weww ^w^ that what :33 you :33 bid :33 me ^w^ undewtake, 
OwO Though ^w^ that >_> my ÚwÚ death were >w< adjunct uWu to >_> my ^w^ act, 
By :33 heaven, ^-^ I :3 wouwd do uWu it. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. :3 Do UwU nyot ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< thou UwU wouwdst? 
Good x3 Hubewt, x3 Hubewt, x3 Hubewt, OwO thwow ^w^ thinye eye 
:3 On ^.^ yon xDD young ^.^ boy. >_< I'ww tell ÚwÚ thee x3 what, >_> my ^.^ fwiend, 
He is a :3 vewy serpent ^-^ in >_> my OwO way; 
And xDD whewesoe'ew ^w^ this ^.^ foot :3 of mine x3 doth UwU twead, 
He ^w^ wies :33 befowe >w< me. OwO Dost >w< thou understand ÚwÚ me? 
Thou UwU awt ^.^ his ÚwÚ keepew. 
^w^ HUBEWT. And >_< I'ww :3 keep xDD him ;;w;; so 
:33 That UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyot ^w^ offend ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. uWu Death. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. xDD A :33 gwave. 
^w^ HUBEWT. He >_< shaww UwU nyot xDD wive. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. Enough! 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd >_< be uWu mewwy UwU nyow. x3 Hubewt, ^-^ I :33 wove ;;w;; thee. 
xDD Weww, >_< I'ww UwU nyot say what ^-^ I >_> intend for ;;w;; thee. 
Remember. ^-^ Madam, fare :33 you :3 weww; 
>_< I'ww ^.^ send those ^w^ powews ^.^ o'ew uWu to ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
^w^ EWINyOW. ^w^ My ÚwÚ bwessing ^w^ go xDD with ^-^ thee! 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^w^ [To xDD AWTHUW] :3 Fow ^.^ Engwand, cousin, go; 
^w^ Hubewt >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ youw ;;w;; man, ^-^ attend on :33 you 
With ;;w;; aww OwO twue ^w^ duty. :3 On ^.^ towawd >_> Cawais, uWu ho! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 

>_< Fwance. ^.^ The xDD FWENCH UwU KING's camp 

^-^ Entew UwU KING PHILIP, UwU WEWIS, PANDULPH, ^-^ and attendants 

UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. So :3 by a UwU woawing tempest on >w< the ^w^ fwood 
xDD A uWu whowe >_< awmado :3 of >_< convicted UwU saiw 
Is >_< scattewed ^-^ and :33 disjoin'd OwO fwom ^-^ fewwowship. 
>_> PANDUWPH. Courage ^-^ and OwO comfowt! ;;w;; Aww >_< shaww yet ^w^ go ^.^ weww. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. :3 What ^w^ can ^w^ go UwU weww, uWu when ;;w;; we have run ;;w;; so ill. 
;;w;; Awe ;;w;; we UwU nyot ^.^ beaten? Is UwU nyot :3 Angiews lost? 
OwO Awthuw xDD ta'en >_> pwisonyew? >_> Divews dear >w< fwiends uWu swain? 
And ÚwÚ bwoody ;;w;; Engwand uWu into ;;w;; Engwand gone, 
O'erbearing ^.^ intewwuption, :33 spite :3 of France? 
xDD WEWIS. UwU he hath x3 won, ^w^ that hath UwU he x3 fowtified; 
So hot a >_< speed xDD with >_< such ÚwÚ advice ÚwÚ dispos'd, 
>_> Such uWu tempewate UwU owdew ^-^ in ;;w;; so :3 fiewce a cause, 
^.^ Doth >_< want xDD exampwe; ;;w;; who hath UwU wead >w< ow heard 
Of :33 any >_< kindwed action OwO wike uWu to xDD this? 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. ÚwÚ Weww ^-^ couwd ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw ^w^ that ;;w;; Engwand ^w^ had ^w^ this UwU pwaise, 
So ;;w;; we ^-^ couwd find ÚwÚ some uWu pattewn :3 of x3 ouw >w< shame. 

^-^ Entew uWu CONSTANCE 

ÚwÚ Wook ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes ^w^ hewe! a grave >_< unto a uWu souw; 
Holding >_> th' eternal xDD spiwit, ÚwÚ against ;;w;; hew will, 
^.^ In >w< the :3 viwe prison :3 of afflicted >_> bweath. 
^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, xDD wady, ^w^ go xDD away xDD with >w< me. 
CONSTANCE. x3 Wo OwO nyow! now see >w< the ^.^ issue :3 of ^-^ youw x3 peace! 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. uWu Patience, ^w^ good :33 wady! >_> Comfowt, ÚwÚ gentwe :33 Constance! 
CONSTANCE. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I :33 defy ;;w;; aww :33 counsew, ;;w;; aww OwO wedwess, 
xDD But ^w^ that xDD which ^w^ ends ;;w;; aww :33 counsew, OwO twue >w< wedwess- 
>_< Death, >_> death; O amiable ^-^ wovewy uWu death! 
Thou odoriferous >_> stench! sound rottenness! 
^w^ Awise ^-^ fowth OwO fwom >w< the couch :3 of :33 wasting OwO nyight, 
Thou hate ^-^ and ^.^ tewwow uWu to prosperity, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> kiss thy x3 detestabwe OwO bonyes, 
And put >_> my eyeballs ^-^ in thy vaulty UwU bwows, 
And ring uWu these fingers xDD with thy household worms, 
And >w< stop ^w^ this >_> gap :3 of >_< bweath xDD with ;;w;; fuwsome ;;w;; dust, 
And >_< be a ^.^ cawwion monster OwO wike ^.^ thysewf. 
uWu Come, xDD gwin on me, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD think >w< thou uWu smiw'st, 
And >w< buss ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as thy ÚwÚ wife. >w< Misewy's love, 
OwO O, come uWu to me! 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. O ^.^ faiw UwU affwiction, x3 peace! 
CONSTANCE. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, ^-^ I >w< wiww not, having >_< bweath uWu to ^.^ cwy. 
O ^w^ that >_> my tongue were ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; thundew's mouth! 
UwU Then xDD with a passion :3 wouwd ^-^ I shake >w< the world, 
And :33 wouse OwO fwom OwO sweep ^w^ that uWu feww :3 anyatomy 
Which ;;w;; cannyot >_> heaw a ^w^ wady's feeble >_> voice, 
Which ^-^ scowns a modern invocation. 
>_> PANDUWPH. Lady, :33 you ;;w;; uttew >w< madnyess ^-^ and UwU nyot sorrow. 
CONSTANCE. Thou UwU awt UwU nyot UwU howy uWu to ^w^ bewie :33 me >_< so. 
^-^ I am UwU nyot mad: ^w^ this >w< haiw ^-^ I tear is mine; 
^w^ My name is ;;w;; Constance; ^-^ I >_> was x3 Geffwey's wife; 
Young OwO Awthuw is >_> my son, ^-^ and UwU he is lost. 
^-^ I am UwU nyot mad-I :3 wouwd uWu to :3 heaven ^-^ I x3 wewe! 
:3 Fow :33 then ÚwÚ 'tis OwO wike ^-^ I OwO shouwd forget uWu mysewf. 
OwO O, >_> if ^-^ I could, what grief OwO shouwd ^-^ I :33 fowget! 
^w^ Pweach ÚwÚ some >_< phiwosophy uWu to uWu make :33 me >_> mad, 
And >w< thou xDD shawt >_< be >_< canyonyiz'd, UwU Cawdinyaw; 
^.^ Fow, being UwU nyot >_> mad, but sensible :3 of xDD gwief, 
^w^ My uWu weasonyabwe ^.^ pawt UwU pwoduces :3 weason 
UwU How ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< be >w< dewivew'd :3 of uWu these woes, 
And teaches :33 me uWu to kill >w< ow ;;w;; hang uWu mysewf. 
UwU If ^-^ I were uWu mad ^-^ I OwO shouwd forget >_> my son, 
>_> Ow uWu madwy xDD think a :3 babe :3 of clouts were >w< he. 
^-^ I am UwU nyot mad; x3 too UwU weww, x3 too ^w^ weww ^-^ I feel 
^.^ The uWu diffewent ^w^ pwague :3 of uWu each xDD cawamity. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. uWu Bind :3 up those uWu twesses. OwO O, what :33 wove ^-^ I UwU nyote 
^.^ In >w< the ^.^ faiw multitude :3 of those ;;w;; hew hairs! 
;;w;; Whewe but :3 by a >_> chance a silver drop hath >_> faww'n, 
uWu Even uWu to ^w^ that drop >_< ten >_> thousand :3 wiwy >w< fwiends 
:3 Do ÚwÚ gwue >w< themsewves ^-^ in sociable xDD gwief, 
>w< Wike ;;w;; twue, inseparable, faithful ^w^ woves, 
^-^ Sticking x3 togethew ^-^ in xDD cawamity. 
CONSTANCE. >_< To ^.^ Engwand, >_> if :33 you :3 wiww. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. uWu Bind :3 up ^-^ youw ;;w;; haiws. 
CONSTANCE. ^w^ Yes, ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 wiww; ^-^ and wherefore >w< wiww ^-^ I do it? 
^-^ I tore them OwO fwom their :3 bonds, ^-^ and uWu cwied ;;w;; awoud 
uWu 'O ^w^ that uWu these >w< hands ^-^ couwd ;;w;; so ^-^ wedeem >_> my son, 
:33 As :33 they have ÚwÚ given uWu these uWu haiws their x3 wibewty!' 
xDD But now ^-^ I >_< envy :3 at their liberty, 
And >w< wiww ;;w;; again OwO commit them uWu to their :3 bonds, 
Because >_> my x3 poow UwU chiwd is a prisoner. 
And, father Cardinal, ^-^ I have heard :33 you say 
:33 That ;;w;; we >_< shaww see ^-^ and >_< knyow x3 ouw >w< fwiends ^-^ in ;;w;; heaven; 
UwU If ^w^ that >_< be ;;w;; twue, ^-^ I >_< shaww see >_> my :33 boy UwU again; 
:3 Fow >_> since >w< the >_< biwth :3 of Cain, >w< the >_> fiwst uWu mawe uWu chiwd, 
>_< To xDD him ^w^ that >w< did but x3 yestewday ^.^ suspiwe, 
;;w;; Thewe >_> was UwU nyot >_< such a OwO gwacious OwO cweatuwe ^w^ bown. 
xDD But now >w< wiww :33 cankew >_> sowwow >w< eat >_> my x3 bud 
And chase >w< the native beauty OwO fwom ^.^ his cheek, 
And UwU he >w< wiww >w< wook ÚwÚ as ^.^ howwow ÚwÚ as a ^w^ ghost, 
:33 As OwO dim ^-^ and >w< meagwe ÚwÚ as :3 an >w< ague's ;;w;; fit; 
And ;;w;; so he'll :33 die; UwU and, >w< wising ;;w;; so >w< again, 
When ^-^ I >_< shaww meet xDD him ^-^ in >w< the >w< couwt :3 of :3 heaven 
^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< knyow ^-^ him. Therefore ^w^ nyevew, UwU nyevew 
ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I uWu behowd >_> my ;;w;; pwetty OwO Awthuw >w< mowe. 
>_> PANDUWPH. You hold x3 too uWu heinyous a ^w^ wespect :3 of grief. 
CONSTANCE. He x3 tawks uWu to :33 me ^w^ that UwU nyevew ^w^ had a ;;w;; son. 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. You are ÚwÚ as ;;w;; fond :3 of grief ÚwÚ as :3 of ^-^ youw :33 chiwd. 
CONSTANCE. >_< Gwief >w< fiwws >w< the room :3 up :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ absent uWu chiwd, 
^w^ Wies ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU bed, OwO wawks :3 up ^-^ and OwO down xDD with me, 
ÚwÚ Puts on ^.^ his ;;w;; pwetty looks, :3 wepeats ^.^ his >_< wowds, 
>w< Wemembews :33 me :3 of ;;w;; aww ^.^ his OwO gwacious ^w^ pawts, 
Stuffs :33 out ^.^ his x3 vacant ÚwÚ gawments xDD with ^.^ his :3 fowm; 
UwU Then have ^-^ I :3 weason uWu to >_< be ;;w;; fond :3 of grief. 
ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you :3 weww; ^w^ had :33 you >_< such a OwO woss ÚwÚ as ;;w;; I, 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd >w< give xDD bettew x3 comfowt than :33 you do. 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot :3 keep ^w^ this OwO fowm upon >_> my head, 
;;w;; [Teawing ;;w;; hew hair] 
When >w< thewe is >_< such uWu disowdew ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ wit. 
O :3 Wowd! >_> my uWu boy, >_> my Arthur, >_> my ^.^ faiw OwO son! 
^w^ My >_< wife, >_> my joy, >_> my food, >_> my ail >w< the :33 wowwd! 
^w^ My :33 widow-comfowt, ^-^ and >_> my sorrows' >w< cuwe! x3 Exit 
UwU KING ^.^ PHIWIP. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ÚwÚ some outrage, ^-^ and >_< I'ww x3 fowwow x3 hew. x3 Exit 
xDD WEWIS. Thewe's OwO nyothing ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU wowwd ^w^ can uWu make :33 me joy. 
x3 Wife is ÚwÚ as x3 tedious ÚwÚ as a ^.^ twice-towd x3 tawe 
>_< Vexing >w< the ^.^ duww >_> eaw :3 of a ^.^ dwowsy >_< man; 
And OwO bittew OwO shame hath ÚwÚ spoiw'd >w< the sweet x3 wowwd's >w< taste, 
:33 That it yields :33 nyought but OwO shame ^-^ and OwO bittewnyess. 
>_> PANDUWPH. :3 Befowe >w< the curing :3 of a strong ^-^ disease, 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the >w< instant :3 of repair ^-^ and ;;w;; heawth, 
^.^ The >w< fit is OwO stwongest; evils ^w^ that ^w^ take uWu weave 
:3 On their departure :3 most :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ show ^w^ eviw; 
:3 What have :33 you :33 wost :3 by x3 wosing :3 of ^w^ this >_< day? 
xDD WEWIS. ;;w;; Aww ^-^ days :3 of glory, joy, ^-^ and ^w^ happinyess. 
>_> PANDUWPH. UwU If :33 you ^w^ had won ^w^ it, :3 cewtainwy :33 you >w< had. 
x3 Nyo, no; uWu when OwO Fowtunye ÚwÚ means uWu to ^-^ men :3 most ^.^ good, 
ÚwÚ She OwO wooks upon them xDD with a threat'ning >w< eye. 
'Tis ^-^ stwange uWu to xDD think how ÚwÚ much OwO King :33 John hath :33 wost 
^.^ In ^w^ this xDD which UwU he :33 accounts ;;w;; so x3 cweawwy ^.^ won. 
;;w;; Awe UwU nyot :33 you x3 gwiev'd ^w^ that OwO Awthuw is ^.^ his >_> pwisonyew? 
xDD WEWIS. :33 As ;;w;; heawtiwy ÚwÚ as UwU he is ^.^ gwad UwU he hath ^-^ him. 
>_> PANDUWPH. ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; mind is ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as ^-^ youthfuw ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw >w< bwood. 
:3 Nyow >_> heaw :33 me UwU speak xDD with a OwO pwophetic ^.^ spiwit; 
:3 Fow uWu even >w< the >_< bweath :3 of what ^-^ I UwU mean uWu to UwU speak 
ÚwÚ Shaww x3 bwow uWu each ;;w;; dust, uWu each straw, uWu each ^-^ wittwe rub, 
>_> Out :3 of >w< the ;;w;; path xDD which >_< shaww directly ÚwÚ wead 
>w< Thy ^.^ foot uWu to uWu Engwand's throne. And x3 thewefowe >_> mawk: 
:33 John hath >_> seiz'd >w< Awthuw; ^-^ and it ;;w;; cannyot >_< be 
UwU That, >w< whiwes >_> wawm OwO wife UwU pways ^-^ in ^w^ that ÚwÚ infant's veins, 
^.^ The ^-^ mispwac'd :33 John OwO shouwd entertain :3 an hour, 
uWu Onye OwO minyute, :33 nyay, >w< onye x3 quiet >_< bweath :3 of >_> west. 
xDD A >w< sceptwe >_< snyatch'd xDD with :3 an unruly UwU hand 
ÚwÚ Must >_< be ^w^ boistewouswy ^-^ maintain'd ÚwÚ as xDD gain'd, 
And UwU he ^w^ that ^.^ stands upon a ^-^ swipp'wy :3 pwace 
uWu Makes uWu nyice :3 of xDD nyo :3 viwe hold uWu to x3 stay xDD him up; 
:33 That :33 John ^w^ may >_< stand uWu then, OwO Awthuw xDD nyeeds must fall; 
So >_< be ^w^ it, for it ;;w;; cannyot >_< be but >_< so. 
xDD WEWIS. xDD But what >_< shaww ^-^ I x3 gain :3 by xDD young :3 Awthuw's :33 faww? 
>_> PANDUWPH. You, ^-^ in >w< the >w< wight :3 of :33 Wady uWu Bwanch ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wife, 
:3 May :33 then uWu make ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 cwaim ^w^ that OwO Awthuw did. 
xDD WEWIS. And ;;w;; wose ^w^ it, OwO wife ^-^ and >w< aww, ÚwÚ as OwO Awthuw did. 
>_> PANDUWPH. UwU How >_> gween :33 you are ^-^ and >_> fwesh ^-^ in ^w^ this old :33 wowwd! 
:33 John x3 ways :33 you ^.^ pwots; >w< the xDD times >_> conspiwe xDD with you; 
:3 Fow UwU he ^w^ that x3 steeps ^.^ his ^w^ safety ^-^ in OwO twue UwU bwood 
ÚwÚ Shaww find but ÚwÚ bwoody ^w^ safety ^-^ and untrue. 
^.^ This ^w^ act, ;;w;; so evilly borne, >_< shaww cool >w< the ^-^ heawts 
Of ;;w;; aww ^.^ his uWu peopwe ^-^ and UwU fweeze :3 up their zeal, 
:33 That none ;;w;; so xDD smaww ^w^ advantage >_< shaww >_< step ^-^ fowth 
>_< To check ^.^ his reign but :33 they >w< wiww cherish x3 it; 
:33 Nyo ^-^ nyatuwaw ÚwÚ exhawation ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ sky, 
:33 Nyo :33 scope :3 of UwU nyatuwe, xDD nyo ;;w;; distempew'd x3 day, 
:33 Nyo UwU common wind, xDD nyo customed event, 
xDD But :33 they >w< wiww pluck xDD away ^.^ his ^-^ nyatuwaw >_< cause 
And UwU caww them xDD meteows, ^-^ pwodigies, ^-^ and xDD signs, 
^w^ Abowtives, OwO pwesages, ^-^ and tongues :3 of :33 heaven, 
UwU Pwainwy denouncing vengeance upon >_< John. 
xDD WEWIS. :3 May >_< be UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< touch xDD young :3 Awthuw's >_< wife, 
xDD But hold himself >_> safe ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 pwisonment. 
>_> PANDUWPH. OwO O, x3 Siw, uWu when UwU he >_< shaww >_> heaw :3 of ^-^ youw :3 appwoach, 
UwU If ^w^ that xDD young OwO Awthuw >_< be UwU nyot ^w^ gonye ^.^ awweady, 
uWu Even :3 at ^w^ that OwO nyews UwU he xDD dies; ^-^ and :33 then >w< the ^-^ heawts 
Of ;;w;; aww ^.^ his uWu peopwe >_< shaww x3 wevowt OwO fwom :3 him, 
And >_> kiss >w< the ÚwÚ wips :3 of >_< unyacquainted :3 change, 
And xDD pick strong :3 mattew :3 of x3 wevowt ^-^ and >w< wwath 
>_> Out :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody ^-^ fingews' ^w^ ends :3 of :3 john. 
xDD Methinks ^-^ I see ^w^ this hurly ;;w;; aww on ^.^ foot; 
And, OwO O, what xDD bettew :3 mattew >w< bweeds for :33 you 
uWu Than ^-^ I have ;;w;; nyam'd! ^.^ The ^w^ bastawd ;;w;; Fauwconbwidge 
Is now ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand :33 wansacking >w< the x3 Chuwch, 
^w^ Offending >_< chawity; >_> if but a dozen :33 Fwench 
^.^ Wewe >w< thewe ^-^ in ^w^ awms, :33 they :3 wouwd >_< be ÚwÚ as a ^w^ can 
>_< To >w< twain >_< ten >_> thousand ÚwÚ Engwish uWu to their UwU side; 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ as a ^-^ wittwe >w< snyow, ^.^ tumbwed uWu about, 
Anon UwU becomes a UwU mountain. O ^-^ nyobwe OwO Dauphin, 
:3 Go xDD with :33 me uWu to >w< the UwU King. 'Tis >_> wondewfuw 
:3 What ^w^ may >_< be :33 wwought :33 out :3 of their discontent, 
:3 Nyow ^w^ that their >_< souws are ^-^ topfuw :3 of ^-^ offence. 
:3 Fow ;;w;; Engwand go; ^-^ I >w< wiww OwO whet on >w< the UwU King. 
xDD WEWIS. Strong uWu weasons ^-^ makes strong >_< actions. Let uWu us go; 
UwU If :33 you say :33 ay, >w< the OwO King >w< wiww UwU nyot say uWu nyo. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

;;w;; Engwand. xDD A UwU castwe 

^-^ Entew HUBERT ^-^ and EXECUTIONERS 

^w^ HUBEWT. >_> Heat :33 me uWu these irons >_> hot; ^-^ and >w< wook >w< thou >_< stand 
;;w;; Within >w< the :3 awwas. When ^-^ I ;;w;; stwike >_> my ^.^ foot 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the bosom :3 of >w< the OwO gwound, OwO wush ^-^ fowth 
And ^w^ bind >w< the :33 boy xDD which :33 you >_< shaww find xDD with :33 me 
;;w;; Fast uWu to >w< the chair. ;;w;; Be uWu heedfuw; OwO hence, ^-^ and x3 watch. 
>_< EXECUTIONyEW. ^-^ I hope ^-^ youw warrant >w< wiww ;;w;; beaw :33 out >w< the ^-^ deed. 
^w^ HUBEWT. >_< Uncweanwy ^w^ scwupwes! Fear UwU nyot ÚwÚ you. ÚwÚ Wook to't. 
Exeunt EXECUTIONERS 
Young xDD wad, come ^-^ fowth; ^-^ I have uWu to say xDD with ÚwÚ you. 

^-^ Entew >w< AWTHUW 

ARTHUR. Good UwU mowwow, Hubert. 
^w^ HUBEWT. Good UwU mowwow, ^-^ wittwe Prince. 
ARTHUR. :33 As ^-^ wittwe :33 pwince, having ;;w;; so >_> gweat a tide 
>_< To >_< be :33 mowe :33 pwince, ÚwÚ as ^w^ may OwO be. You are uWu sad. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ^-^ Indeed ^-^ I have OwO been ^-^ mewwiew. 
ARTHUR. :3 Mewcy on me! 
xDD Methinks xDD nyo body OwO shouwd >_< be ;;w;; sad but I; 
uWu Yet, ^-^ I xDD wemembew, uWu when ^-^ I >_> was ^-^ in France, 
Young OwO gentwemen :3 wouwd >_< be ÚwÚ as ;;w;; sad ÚwÚ as OwO nyight, 
^w^ Onwy for xDD wantonnyess. By >_> my ;;w;; chwistendom, 
So ^-^ I were :33 out :3 of prison ^-^ and ÚwÚ kept :33 sheep, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be ÚwÚ as uWu mewwy ÚwÚ as >w< the x3 day is >w< wong; 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be ÚwÚ hewe but ^w^ that ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt 
^w^ My >w< uncwe practises :33 mowe ^-^ hawm uWu to x3 me; 
He is afraid :3 of me, ^-^ and ^-^ I :3 of ^-^ him. 
Is it >_> my x3 fauwt ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> was x3 Geffwey's son? 
x3 Nyo, UwU indeed, OwO ist not; ^-^ and ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu to :3 heaven 
^-^ I were ^-^ youw son, ;;w;; so :33 you :3 wouwd :33 wove me, Hubert. 
^w^ HUBEWT. [Aside] UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ tawk uWu to :3 him, xDD with ^.^ his xDD innyocent >_< pwate 
He >w< wiww >_< awake >_> my >_> mewcy, xDD which ^w^ wies dead; 
Therefore ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be xDD sudden ^-^ and :3 dispatch. 
ARTHUR. ;;w;; Awe :33 you ÚwÚ sick, >_> Hubewt? You >w< wook ^-^ pawe xDD to-day; 
^.^ In sooth, ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you were a ^-^ wittwe ÚwÚ sick, 
:33 That ^-^ I :33 might ÚwÚ sit ;;w;; aww night ^-^ and :33 watch xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ I warrant ^-^ I :33 wove :33 you :33 mowe than :33 you do >w< me. 
^w^ HUBEWT. [Aside] :33 His >_> wowds do ^w^ take ^w^ possession :3 of >_> my bosom.- 
Read ;;w;; hewe, xDD young Arthur. UwU [Showing a paper] 
[Aside] UwU How uWu nyow, x3 foowish UwU wheum! 
>_< Tuwnying xDD dispiteous ;;w;; towtuwe :33 out :3 of door! 
^-^ I must >_< be ^.^ bwief, >_> west resolution drop 
>_> Out :3 at mine ^.^ eyes ^-^ in tender womanish >_< teaws.- 
>_> Can :33 you UwU nyot UwU wead it? Is it UwU nyot ^.^ faiw xDD wwit? 
ARTHUR. :33 Too xDD faiwwy, x3 Hubewt, for ;;w;; so ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ effect. 
ÚwÚ Must :33 you xDD with hot irons burn :33 out x3 both mine eyes? 
^w^ HUBEWT. Young uWu boy, ^-^ I must. 
ARTHUR. And >w< wiww :33 you? 
^w^ HUBEWT. And ^-^ I :3 wiww. 
ARTHUR. >_< Have :33 you >w< the :3 heawt? When ^-^ youw ^.^ head >w< did but ^.^ ache, 
^-^ I :33 knyit >_> my >w< handkewchief uWu about ^-^ youw brows- 
^.^ The uWu best ^-^ I >_< had, a xDD pwincess :33 wwought it >_> me- 
And ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyevew ask it :33 you UwU again; 
And xDD with >_> my UwU hand :3 at UwU midnyight :3 hewd ^-^ youw head; 
And, OwO wike >w< the watchful minutes uWu to >w< the hour, 
UwU Stiww ^-^ and uWu anyon :33 cheew'd :3 up >w< the >_< heavy time, 
^.^ Saying :3 'What x3 wack ÚwÚ you?' ^-^ and 'Where ^w^ wies ^-^ youw >_< gwief?' 
>_> Ow :3 'What ^w^ good :33 wove ^w^ may ^-^ I :33 pewfowm for ÚwÚ you?' 
^w^ Many a x3 poow man's ^-^ son :3 wouwd have >_> wyen ^.^ stiww, 
And >w< nye'ew have ^-^ spoke a >_> woving :3 wowd uWu to you; 
xDD But :33 you :3 at ^-^ youw ÚwÚ sick UwU sewvice ^w^ had a uWu pwince. 
Nay, :33 you ^w^ may xDD think >_> my :33 wove >_> was uWu cwafty love, 
And UwU caww it ÚwÚ cunnying. ÚwÚ Do, :3 an >_> if :33 you :3 wiww. 
UwU If :3 heaven >_< be pleas'd ^w^ that :33 you must ÚwÚ use :33 me ^-^ iww, 
:3 Why, :33 then :33 you must. Will :33 you put :33 out mine uWu eyes, 
These ^.^ eyes ^w^ that UwU nyevew >w< did >_< nyow UwU nyevew >_< shaww 
So ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as :33 fwown on :33 you? 
^w^ HUBEWT. ^-^ I have ^w^ swown uWu to do x3 it; 
And xDD with hot irons must ^-^ I burn them x3 out. 
ARTHUR. >_< Ah, none but ^-^ in ^w^ this >_> iwon age :3 wouwd do x3 it! 
^.^ The >_> iwon :3 of :3 itsewf, though ÚwÚ heat red-hot, 
Approaching uWu nyeaw uWu these ^.^ eyes :3 wouwd drink >_> my ^w^ teaws, 
And quench ^.^ his ^-^ fiewy indignation 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the :3 mattew :3 of mine >w< innyocence; 
Nay, after that, >_> consume xDD away ^-^ in rust 
xDD But for >_< containying ^w^ fiwe uWu to ^-^ hawm mine >w< eye. 
;;w;; Awe :33 you :33 mowe ^w^ stubbown-hawd than ;;w;; hammew'd iron? 
;;w;; An >_> if :3 an >w< angew OwO shouwd have come uWu to :33 me 
And >_< towd :33 me ^w^ Hubewt OwO shouwd put :33 out mine uWu eyes, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have OwO bewiev'd >_> him-nyo tongue but >_> Hubewt's. 
^w^ HUBEWT. [Stamps] ^w^ Come forth. 

^-^ We-entew OwO EXECUTIONyEWS, With cord, ;;w;; iwons, etc. 

:3 Do ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :33 bid :33 you do. 
ARTHUR. OwO O, >_< save me, x3 Hubewt, >_< save me! ^w^ My ^.^ eyes are :33 out 
uWu Even xDD with >w< the :3 fiewce OwO wooks :3 of uWu these ÚwÚ bwoody UwU men. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ^w^ Give :33 me >w< the iron, ^-^ I say, ^-^ and ^w^ bind xDD him uWu hewe. 
ARTHUR. >_> Awas, what need :33 you >_< be ;;w;; so >_< boist'wous ^.^ wough? 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot :33 stwuggwe, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< stand stone-still. 
:3 Fow :3 heaven xDD sake, x3 Hubewt, let :33 me UwU nyot >_< be x3 bound! 
Nay, >_> heaw me, :33 Hubewt! ^w^ Dwive uWu these ^-^ men uWu away, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ sit ÚwÚ as x3 quiet ÚwÚ as a >w< wamb; 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< stiw, >_< nyow ;;w;; wince, >_< nyow UwU speak a word, 
>_> Nyow >w< wook upon >w< the >_> iwon ^.^ angwiwy; 
>w< Thwust but uWu these ^-^ men uWu away, ^-^ and >_< I'ww x3 fowgive ^.^ you, 
;;w;; Whatevew uWu towment :33 you do put :33 me :33 to. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ^.^ Go, >_< stand OwO within; let :33 me OwO awonye xDD with ^-^ him. 
>_< EXECUTIONyEW. ^-^ I am uWu best pleas'd uWu to >_< be OwO fwom >_< such a ^-^ deed. 
Exeunt EXECUTIONERS 
ARTHUR. >_> Awas, ^-^ I :33 then have :33 chid xDD away >_> my ÚwÚ fwiend! 
He hath a ^.^ stewn >w< wook but a ÚwÚ gentwe >w< heawt. 
Let xDD him come OwO back, ^w^ that ^.^ his OwO compassion ^w^ may 
^w^ Give OwO wife uWu to >w< youws. 
^w^ HUBEWT. uWu Come, uWu boy, :3 pwepawe yourself. 
ARTHUR. Is >w< thewe xDD nyo :3 wemedy? 
^w^ HUBEWT. uWu Nyonye, but uWu to ;;w;; wose ^-^ youw ^-^ eyes. 
ARTHUR. O :33 heaven, ^w^ that >w< thewe were but a ^.^ mote ^-^ in ^-^ youws, 
xDD A ;;w;; gwain, a ;;w;; dust, a ^w^ gnyat, a ^.^ wandewing ^-^ haiw, 
:33 Any uWu annyoyance ^-^ in ^w^ that ;;w;; pwecious :3 sense! 
OwO Then, feeling what xDD smaww things are UwU boistewous there, 
;;w;; Youw :3 viwe intent must xDD nyeeds seem horrible. 
^w^ HUBEWT. Is ^w^ this ^-^ youw promise? :3 Go x3 to, hold ^-^ youw ;;w;; tongue. 
ARTHUR. x3 Hubewt, >w< the >_< uttewance :3 of a >w< bwace :3 of tongues 
ÚwÚ Must xDD nyeeds >_< want ;;w;; pweading for a >_< paiw :3 of ^-^ eyes. 
Let :33 me UwU nyot hold >_> my uWu tongue, let :33 me not, :3 Hubewt; 
^w^ Ow, x3 Hubewt, >_> if :33 you will, cut :33 out >_> my uWu tongue, 
So ^-^ I ^w^ may :3 keep mine ^-^ eyes. OwO O, spare mine uWu eyes, 
OwO Though uWu to xDD nyo ÚwÚ use but OwO stiww uWu to >w< wook on >_> you! 
:3 Wo, :3 by >_> my :33 twoth, >w< the ^.^ instwument is >_< cowd 
And :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^-^ hawm >w< me. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ^-^ I ^w^ can ÚwÚ heat ^w^ it, ^.^ boy. 
ARTHUR. x3 Nyo, ^-^ in ^w^ good sooth; >w< the ^w^ fiwe is ^-^ dead xDD with xDD gwief, 
ÚwÚ Being OwO cweate for uWu comfowt, uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ us'd 
^.^ In :33 undesewved extremes. ÚwÚ See else ^w^ youwsewf: 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo ÚwÚ mawice ^-^ in ^w^ this burning >w< coaw; 
^.^ The >_< bweath :3 of :3 heaven hath blown ^.^ his ÚwÚ spiwit x3 out, 
And ÚwÚ stwew'd repentant ^w^ ashes on ^.^ his head. 
^w^ HUBEWT. xDD But xDD with >_> my >_< bweath ^-^ I ^w^ can revive ^w^ it, ^.^ boy. 
ARTHUR. ;;w;; An >_> if :33 you ÚwÚ do, :33 you >w< wiww but uWu make it blush 
And >_< gwow xDD with OwO shame :3 of ^-^ youw proceedings, Hubert. 
Nay, it >_< pewchance >w< wiww :33 spawkwe ^-^ in ^-^ youw uWu eyes, 
And, OwO wike a ^-^ dog ^w^ that is >_< compeww'd uWu to >w< fight, 
uWu Snyatch :3 at ^.^ his ^w^ mastew ^w^ that x3 doth tarre xDD him >_< on. 
;;w;; Aww things ^w^ that :33 you OwO shouwd ÚwÚ use uWu to do :33 me ^-^ wwong 
Deny their >w< office; :3 onwy :33 you do x3 wack 
:33 That :33 mewcy xDD which :3 fiewce ^w^ fiwe ^-^ and >_> iwon x3 extends, 
Creatures :3 of UwU nyote for mercy-lacking uses. 
^w^ HUBEWT. xDD Weww, see uWu to live; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< touch ^w^ thinye eye 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< tweasuwe ^w^ that ^w^ thinye >w< uncwe owes. 
^w^ Yet ^-^ I am :3 swown, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< did UwU puwpose, uWu boy, 
With ^w^ this ^-^ same :3 vewy >_> iwon uWu to burn them x3 out. 
ARTHUR. OwO O, now :33 you >w< wook OwO wike :33 Hubewt! ;;w;; Aww ^w^ this :33 whiwe 
You were UwU disguis'd. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ;;w;; Peace; xDD nyo >w< mowe. uWu Adieu. 
;;w;; Youw >w< uncwe must UwU nyot >_< knyow but :33 you are OwO dead: 
>_< I'ww fill uWu these :3 dogged ^w^ spies xDD with x3 fawse >_< wepowts; 
And, ;;w;; pwetty uWu chiwd, OwO sweep doubtless ^-^ and ;;w;; secuwe 
:33 That x3 Hubewt, for >w< the xDD weawth :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the world, 
Will UwU nyot ^w^ offend ;;w;; thee. 
ARTHUR. O heaven! ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, Hubert. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ^w^ Siwence; xDD nyo >w< mowe. :3 Go closely ^-^ in xDD with >w< me. 
^.^ Much danger do ^-^ I ^-^ undewgo for ;;w;; thee. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 

;;w;; Engwand. UwU KING uWu JOHN'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew UwU KING >_> JOHN, ^-^ PEMBWOKE, SALISBURY, ^-^ and x3 othew LORDS 

UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. uWu Hewe once ;;w;; again ;;w;; we sit, once ;;w;; again crown'd, 
And OwO wook'd >_< upon, ^-^ I x3 hope, xDD with cheerful ^-^ eyes. 
:3 PEMBWOKE. ^.^ This once >w< again, but ^w^ that ^-^ youw Highness pleas'd, 
uWu Was once >_> supewfwuous: :33 you were :3 cwown'd :3 befowe, 
And ^w^ that >_> high royalty >_> was >w< nye'ew UwU pwuck'd ÚwÚ off, 
^.^ The ^w^ faiths :3 of ^-^ men >w< nye'ew x3 stainyed xDD with :3 wevowt; 
OwO Fwesh uWu expectation xDD twoubwed UwU nyot >w< the ^w^ wand 
With :33 any ^-^ wong'd-fow ^w^ change >w< ow xDD bettew x3 state. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; Thewefowe, uWu to >_< be :33 possess'd xDD with >w< doubwe >w< pomp, 
>_< To :3 guawd a title ^w^ that >_> was rich :3 befowe, 
>_< To gild refined :3 gowd, uWu to UwU paint >w< the xDD wiwy, 
>_< To OwO thwow a perfume on >w< the xDD viowet, 
>_< To OwO smooth >w< the ^-^ ice, >w< ow >w< add uWu anyothew :33 hue 
uWu Unto >w< the rainbow, >w< ow xDD with taper-light 
>_< To >w< seek >w< the beauteous eye :3 of :3 heaven uWu to ^w^ gawnyish, 
Is uWu wastefuw ^-^ and :33 widicuwous excess. 
:3 PEMBWOKE. xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw pleasure must >_< be x3 donye, 
^.^ This :3 act is ÚwÚ as :3 an ancient x3 tawe xDD nyew >_< towd 
And, ^-^ in >w< the last ^.^ wepeating, troublesome, 
ÚwÚ Being urged :3 at a :3 time unseasonable. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. ^.^ In ^w^ this >w< the ^-^ antique ^-^ and well-noted UwU face 
Of UwU pwain old OwO fowm is ÚwÚ much disfigured; 
And OwO wike a ^.^ shifted ^.^ wind >_< unto a UwU saiw 
>_> It ^-^ makes >w< the ÚwÚ couwse :3 of ;;w;; thoughts uWu to fetch uWu about, 
x3 Stawtwes ^-^ and xDD fwights x3 considewation, 
uWu Makes sound >_> opinyion ÚwÚ sick, ^-^ and >_> twuth uWu suspected, 
:3 Fow putting on ;;w;; so xDD nyew a fashion'd robe. 
:3 PEMBWOKE. When UwU wowkmen ^-^ stwive uWu to do xDD bettew than UwU weww, 
xDD They do confound their OwO skiww ^-^ in ÚwÚ covetousnyess; 
And x3 oftentimes excusing :3 of a x3 fauwt 
^.^ Doth uWu make >w< the x3 fauwt >w< the worse :3 by >_> th' uWu excuse, 
:33 As OwO patches ^w^ set upon a ^-^ wittwe x3 bweach 
Discredit :33 mowe ^-^ in ^-^ hiding :3 of >w< the x3 fauwt 
uWu Than >w< did >w< the x3 fauwt :33 befowe it >_> was ;;w;; so >_< patch'd. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. >_< To ^w^ this effect, :33 befowe :33 you were new-crown'd, 
OwO We ^-^ bweath'd x3 ouw ^.^ counsew; but it pleas'd ^-^ youw Highness 
>_< To OwO ovewbeaw x3 it; ^-^ and ;;w;; we are ;;w;; aww ^w^ weww pleas'd, 
;;w;; Since ;;w;; aww ^-^ and >_> evewy ^.^ pawt :3 of what ;;w;; we :3 wouwd 
^.^ Doth uWu make a >_< stand :3 at what ^-^ youw Highness :3 wiww. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^.^ Some uWu weasons :3 of ^w^ this >w< doubwe >_> cowonyation 
^-^ I have :33 possess'd :33 you OwO with, ^-^ and xDD think them ;;w;; stwong; 
And ^-^ mowe, :33 mowe strong, uWu when UwU wessew is >_> my fear, 
^-^ I >_< shaww ;;w;; indue :33 you with. >w< Meantime but ask 
:3 What :33 you :3 wouwd have >_> wefowm'd ^w^ that is UwU nyot UwU weww, 
And ^w^ weww >_< shaww :33 you :3 pewceive how ^-^ wiwwingwy 
^-^ I >w< wiww x3 both >_> heaw ^-^ and ÚwÚ gwant :33 you ^-^ youw ;;w;; wequests. 
:3 PEMBWOKE. UwU Then ;;w;; I, ÚwÚ as >w< onye ^w^ that am >w< the tongue :3 of :3 these, 
>_< To sound >w< the xDD puwposes :3 of ;;w;; aww their hearts, 
ÚwÚ Both for myself ^-^ and them- OwO but, uWu chief :3 of >w< aww, 
;;w;; Youw :3 safety, for >w< the xDD which myself ^-^ and them 
ÚwÚ Bend their uWu best xDD studies, ;;w;; heawtiwy :33 wequest 
Th' enfranchisement :3 of Arthur, :3 whose OwO westwaint 
^.^ Doth ^.^ move >w< the ÚwÚ muwmuwing ÚwÚ wips :3 of ^w^ discontent 
>_< To x3 bweak uWu into ^w^ this ^w^ dangewous argument: 
UwU If what ^-^ in :33 west :33 you have ^-^ in >w< wight :33 you UwU howd, 
^.^ Why :33 then ^-^ youw fears-which, ÚwÚ as :33 they say, ^-^ attend 
^.^ The >_< steps :3 of x3 wwong-shouwd ^.^ move :33 you uWu to ÚwÚ mew :3 up 
;;w;; Youw tender :33 kinsman, ^-^ and uWu to choke ^.^ his ^-^ days 
With uWu bawbawous xDD ignyowance, ^-^ and uWu deny ^.^ his ^w^ youth 
^.^ The rich ^w^ advantage :3 of ^w^ good uWu exewcise? 
:33 That >w< the ÚwÚ time's enemies ^w^ may UwU nyot have ^w^ this 
>_< To ^.^ gwace >w< occasions, let it >_< be x3 ouw ^-^ suit 
:33 That :33 you have :33 bid uWu us ask ^.^ his UwU wibewty; 
Which for x3 ouw OwO goods ;;w;; we do xDD nyo further ask 
uWu Than ÚwÚ wheweupon x3 ouw ^w^ weaw, on :33 you depending, 
Counts it ^-^ youw :33 weaw UwU he have ^.^ his ^-^ wibewty. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. Let it >_< be >_< so. ^-^ I do OwO commit ^.^ his ^w^ youth 
>_< To ^-^ youw :3 diwection. 

^-^ Entew HUBERT 

[Aside] x3 Hubewt, what OwO nyews xDD with :33 you? 
:3 PEMBWOKE. ^.^ This is >w< the man OwO shouwd do >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody deed: 
He UwU show'd ^.^ his warrant uWu to a uWu fwiend :3 of mine; 
^.^ The UwU image :3 of a >_> wicked uWu heinyous x3 fauwt 
Lives ^-^ in ^.^ his eye; ^w^ that ^-^ cwose :3 aspect :3 of ^.^ his 
^.^ Doth ^w^ show >w< the ^.^ mood :3 of a ÚwÚ much xDD twoubwed breast, 
And ^-^ I do fearfully xDD bewieve ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ donye 
:3 What ;;w;; we ;;w;; so UwU feaw'd UwU he ^w^ had a charge uWu to do. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. ^.^ The xDD cowouw :3 of >w< the OwO King x3 doth come ^-^ and ^w^ go 
uWu Between ^.^ his OwO puwpose ^-^ and ^.^ his ;;w;; conscience, 
>w< Wike ÚwÚ hewawds 'twixt x3 two dreadful >_< battwes set. 
:33 His passion is ;;w;; so ripe it xDD nyeeds must ÚwÚ bweak. 
:3 PEMBWOKE. And uWu when it uWu bweaks, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw >w< wiww ^.^ issue thence 
^.^ The ÚwÚ fouw xDD cowwuption :3 of a sweet >w< chiwd's ^-^ death. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. OwO We ;;w;; cannyot hold ÚwÚ mowtawity's strong ;;w;; hand. 
Good ^w^ wowds, although >_> my >w< wiww uWu to >w< give is ^.^ wiving, 
^.^ The ^-^ suit xDD which :33 you demand is ^w^ gonye ^-^ and OwO dead: 
He x3 tewws uWu us OwO Awthuw is ^.^ deceas'd xDD to-nyight. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. Indeed, ;;w;; we UwU feaw'd ^.^ his >_< sicknyess >_> was :33 past cure. 
:3 PEMBWOKE. Indeed, ;;w;; we heard how uWu nyeaw ^.^ his ÚwÚ death UwU he ^w^ was, 
:3 Befowe >w< the UwU chiwd himself felt UwU he >_> was ;;w;; sick. 
^.^ This must >_< be OwO answew'd OwO eithew ÚwÚ hewe >w< ow >_< hence. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^.^ Why do :33 you ;;w;; bend >_< such solemn x3 bwows on ÚwÚ me? 
>w< Think :33 you ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw >w< the x3 sheaws :3 of UwU destiny? 
>_< Have ^-^ I commandment on >w< the pulse :3 of life? 
UwU SAWISBUWY. >_> It is apparent OwO fouw-pway; ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis OwO shame 
:33 That :3 gweatnyess OwO shouwd ;;w;; so OwO gwosswy x3 offew uWu it. 
So :3 thwive it ^-^ in ^-^ youw uWu game! ^-^ and ;;w;; so, farewell. 
:3 PEMBWOKE. Stay yet, xDD Wowd ^-^ Sawisbuwy, >_< I'ww ^w^ go xDD with ÚwÚ thee 
And find >_> th' inheritance :3 of ^w^ this x3 poow uWu chiwd, 
:33 His ^-^ wittwe :33 kingdom :3 of a UwU fowced :33 gwave. 
:33 That UwU bwood xDD which ^w^ ow'd >w< the breadth :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ this isle 
Three ^.^ foot :3 of it x3 doth hold-bad UwU wowwd >w< the while! 
^.^ This must UwU nyot >_< be UwU thus borne: ^w^ this >w< wiww x3 bweak :33 out 
>_< To ;;w;; aww x3 ouw ^.^ sowwows, ^-^ and ^-^ ewe long ^-^ I doubt. Exeunt LORDS 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. xDD They burn ^-^ in >w< indignyation. ^-^ I ;;w;; wepent. 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo ^w^ suwe ^.^ foundation ^w^ set on uWu bwood, 
:33 Nyo x3 cewtain OwO wife >_> achiev'd :3 by others' ^-^ death. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

xDD A OwO feawfuw eye >w< thou hast; >w< whewe is ^w^ that UwU bwood 
:33 That ^-^ I have seen inhabit ^-^ in those UwU cheeks? 
So ÚwÚ fouw a sky ^w^ cweaws UwU nyot :33 without a ;;w;; stowm. 
x3 Pouw OwO down thy >w< weathew-how :3 goes ;;w;; aww ^-^ in France? 
MESSENGER. ^w^ Fwom >_< Fwance uWu to ;;w;; Engwand. ^.^ Nyevew >_< such a x3 pow'w 
:3 Fow :33 any ^-^ foweign :33 pwepawation 
uWu Was xDD wevied ^-^ in >w< the body :3 of a >_< wand. 
^.^ The ^.^ copy :3 of ^-^ youw >_< speed is >w< weawn'd :3 by them, 
:3 Fow uWu when :33 you OwO shouwd >_< be >_< towd :33 they do ^.^ pwepawe, 
^.^ The >_< tidings ÚwÚ comes ^w^ that :33 they are ;;w;; aww arriv'd. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. OwO O, >w< whewe hath x3 ouw intelligence OwO been ^.^ dwunk? 
;;w;; Whewe hath it slept? ;;w;; Whewe is >_> my xDD mothew's ^-^ cawe, 
:33 That >_< such :3 an >w< awmy ^-^ couwd >_< be ^.^ dwawn ^-^ in France, 
And she UwU nyot >_> heaw :3 of it? 
MESSENGER. ^w^ My liege, ;;w;; hew >_> eaw 
Is >_< stopp'd xDD with ;;w;; dust: >w< the >_> fiwst :3 of xDD Apwiw ;;w;; died 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ nyobwe mother; ^-^ and ÚwÚ as ^-^ I uWu heaw, >_> my lord, 
^.^ The :33 Wady >_< Constance ^-^ in a ^-^ fwenzy ;;w;; died 
Three ^-^ days ^-^ befowe; but ^w^ this OwO fwom rumour's tongue 
^-^ I :33 idwy ;;w;; heawd-if OwO twue >w< ow x3 fawse ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^-^ Withhowd thy x3 speed, dreadful OwO occasion! 
OwO O, uWu make a OwO weague xDD with me, :3 tiww ^-^ I have pleas'd 
^w^ My discontented peers! x3 What! mother ;;w;; dead! 
UwU How wildly :33 then OwO wawks >_> my estate ^-^ in UwU Fwance! 
Under :3 whose >_> conduct came those ^-^ pow'ws :3 of >_< Fwance 
:33 That >w< thou for >_> twuth uWu giv'st :33 out are landed :33 hewe? 
MESSENGER. Under >w< the ÚwÚ Dauphin. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. Thou UwU hast uWu made :33 me UwU giddy 
With uWu these ^-^ in ÚwÚ tidings. 

^-^ Entew >w< the BASTARD ^-^ and PETER UwU OF POMFRET 

>w< Nyow! :3 What x3 says >w< the UwU wowwd 
>_< To ^-^ youw >_> pwoceedings? :3 Do UwU nyot >w< seek uWu to stuff 
^w^ My ^.^ head xDD with :33 mowe ^w^ iww OwO nyews, for it is ^w^ fun. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. xDD But >_> if :33 you >_< be >_< afeaw'd uWu to >_> heaw >w< the OwO wowst, 
UwU Then let >w< the OwO wowst, unheard, x3 faww on ^-^ youw head. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. Bear xDD with me, cousin, for ^-^ I >_> was OwO amaz'd 
Under >w< the OwO tide; but now ^-^ I ^-^ bweathe ;;w;; again 
:3 Awoft >w< the flood, ^-^ and ^w^ can >w< give audience 
>_< To :33 any uWu tongue, UwU speak it :3 of what it :3 wiww. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. UwU How ^-^ I have >w< sped xDD among >w< the ÚwÚ cwewgymen 
^.^ The sums ^-^ I have collected >_< shaww >_< expwess. 
xDD But ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> twaveww'd ÚwÚ hithew through >w< the land, 
^-^ I find >w< the uWu peopwe ;;w;; stwangewy UwU fantasied; 
^.^ Possess'd xDD with ^-^ wumouws, full :3 of xDD idwe >_< dweams. 
uWu Nyot OwO knyowing what :33 they fear, but full :3 of fear; 
And >_> hewe's a prophet ^w^ that ^-^ I brought xDD with :33 me 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ fowth >w< the uWu stweets :3 of ^w^ Pomfwet, whom ^-^ I x3 found 
With uWu many hundreds treading on ^.^ his OwO heews; 
>_< To whom UwU he sung, ^-^ in rude harsh-sounding >w< whymes, 
UwU That, ^-^ ewe >w< the UwU nyext :33 Ascension-day :3 at noon, 
;;w;; Youw Highness OwO shouwd >w< dewivew :3 up ^-^ youw ;;w;; cwown. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. Thou xDD idwe :3 dweamew, wherefore didst >w< thou so? 
x3 PETEW. OwO Foweknyowing ^w^ that >w< the >_> twuth >w< wiww x3 faww :33 out >_< so. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. x3 Hubewt, xDD away xDD with xDD him; OwO impwison xDD him; 
And on ^w^ that x3 day :3 at noon UwU wheweon UwU he x3 says 
^-^ I >_< shaww yield :3 up >_> my crown let xDD him >_< be hang'd. 
^.^ Dewivew xDD him uWu to safety; ^-^ and ;;w;; wetuwn, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I must ÚwÚ use ;;w;; thee. 
x3 Exit HUBERT xDD with PETER 
O >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe cousin, 
^w^ Heaw'st >w< thou >w< the OwO nyews >w< abwoad, ;;w;; who are ÚwÚ awwiv'd? 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^.^ The >_> Fwench, >_> my OwO wowd; men's mouths are full :3 of x3 it; 
:33 Besides, ^-^ I >_< met xDD Wowd uWu Bigot ^-^ and xDD Wowd ^-^ Sawisbuwy, 
With ^.^ eyes ÚwÚ as ^.^ wed ÚwÚ as OwO nyew-enkindwed ÚwÚ fiwe, 
And ÚwÚ othews ^-^ mowe, going uWu to >w< seek >w< the grave 
Of Arthur, whom :33 they say is kill'd to-night 
:3 On ^-^ youw suggestion. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. Gentle :33 kinsman, ^w^ go 
And ;;w;; thwust thyself uWu into their companies. 
^-^ I have a x3 way uWu to >w< wiww their >_< woves UwU again; 
xDD Bwing them :33 befowe >w< me. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^-^ I Will >w< seek them x3 out. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. Nay, but uWu make OwO haste; >w< the xDD bettew ^.^ foot OwO befowe. 
OwO O, let :33 me have xDD nyo xDD subject enemies 
When >w< advewse >_< foweignyews OwO affwight >_> my :3 towns 
With dreadful uWu pomp :3 of OwO stout invasion! 
;;w;; Be ^w^ Mewcuwy, ^w^ set feathers uWu to thy xDD heews, 
And OwO fwy OwO wike :3 thought OwO fwom them uWu to :33 me again. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^.^ The ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of >w< the :3 time >_< shaww ^-^ teach :33 me >_< speed. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. Spoke OwO wike a uWu spwightfuw ^-^ nyobwe xDD gentweman. 
x3 Exit BASTARD 
:3 Go after xDD him; for UwU he >_< pewhaps >_< shaww need 
^.^ Some ^.^ messengew ÚwÚ betwixt :33 me ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ peews; 
And >_< be >w< thou >w< he. 
MESSENGER. With ;;w;; aww >_> my heart, >_> my OwO wiege. x3 Exit 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^w^ My mother ;;w;; dead! 

^-^ We-entew HUBERT 

^w^ HUBEWT. ^w^ My lord, :33 they say ÚwÚ five >w< moons were seen >_> to-nyight; 
^.^ Fouw uWu fixed, ^-^ and >w< the :33 fifth >w< did ;;w;; whiww uWu about 
^.^ The x3 othew :3 fouw ^-^ in ^.^ wondwous ÚwÚ motion. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. x3 Five ^w^ moons! 
^w^ HUBEWT. Old ^-^ men ^-^ and ^w^ bewdams ^-^ in >w< the uWu stweets 
:3 Do ^-^ pwophesy upon it ^.^ dangewouswy; 
Young :3 Awthuw's ÚwÚ death is UwU common ^-^ in their >_< mouths; 
And uWu when :33 they ^-^ tawk :3 of :3 him, :33 they shake their heads, 
And :3 whispew >w< onye uWu anyothew ^-^ in >w< the :3 eaw; 
And UwU he ^w^ that ;;w;; speaks x3 doth gripe >w< the ÚwÚ heawew's wrist, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst UwU he ^w^ that :33 heaws ^-^ makes OwO feawfuw action 
With ;;w;; wwinkwed UwU bwows, xDD with :33 nyods, xDD with ^-^ wowwing ^-^ eyes. 
^-^ I OwO saw a :33 smith >_< stand xDD with ^.^ his hammer, thus, 
^.^ The whilst ^.^ his >_> iwon >w< did on >w< the anvil ^-^ coow, 
With uWu open uWu mouth :3 swawwowing a tailor's ^.^ nyews; 
^-^ Who, xDD with ^.^ his x3 sheaws ^-^ and :3 measuwe ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; hand, 
^-^ Standing on UwU swippews, xDD which ^.^ his :33 nyimbwe haste 
Had xDD fawsewy ;;w;; thwust upon ^-^ contwawy xDD feet, 
^-^ Towd :3 of a uWu many >_> thousand ;;w;; wawwike :33 Fwench 
:33 That were OwO embattaiwed ^-^ and rank'd ^-^ in uWu Kent. 
UwU Anyothew x3 wean ^w^ unwash'd xDD awtificew 
:33 Cuts off ^.^ his ;;w;; tawe, ^-^ and x3 tawks :3 of :3 Awthuw's ^-^ death. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^.^ Why uWu seek'st >w< thou uWu to UwU possess :33 me xDD with uWu these >_< feaws? 
^.^ Why OwO uwgest >w< thou ;;w;; so oft xDD young :3 Awthuw's death? 
>w< Thy UwU hand hath :3 muwd'wed ^-^ him. ^-^ I ^w^ had a ^w^ mighty >_< cause 
>_< To :33 wish xDD him >_> dead, but >w< thou ^.^ hadst none uWu to kill ^-^ him. 
^w^ HUBEWT. :33 Nyo >_< had, >_> my lord! :3 Why, >w< did :33 you UwU nyot ÚwÚ pwovoke ÚwÚ me? 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. >_> It is >w< the xDD cuwse :3 of >w< kings uWu to >_< be attended 
By slaves ^w^ that ^w^ take their UwU humouws for a warrant 
>_< To x3 bweak >_> within >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody house :3 of >_< wife, 
And on >w< the ;;w;; winking :3 of ^w^ authowity 
>_< To understand a law; uWu to >_< knyow >w< the >_> meanying 
Of ^w^ dangewous majesty, uWu when >_< pewchance it ;;w;; fwowns 
x3 Mowe upon OwO humouw than >w< advis'd xDD wespect. 
^w^ HUBEWT. uWu Hewe is ^-^ youw UwU hand ^-^ and ;;w;; seaw for what ^-^ I did. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. OwO O, uWu when >w< the last :33 account 'twixt :3 heaven ^-^ and earth 
Is uWu to >_< be x3 made, :33 then >_< shaww ^w^ this UwU hand ^-^ and ;;w;; seaw 
Witness ÚwÚ against uWu us uWu to >_< damnyation! 
UwU How oft >w< the :33 sight :3 of ÚwÚ means uWu to do ^w^ iww deeds 
Make deeds ^w^ iww >_> donye! >_< Hadst UwU nyot >w< thou OwO been ;;w;; by, 
xDD A uWu fewwow :3 by >w< the UwU hand :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe ^.^ mawk'd, 
uWu Quoted ^-^ and sign'd uWu to do a deed :3 of >w< shame, 
^.^ This ^.^ muwdew ^w^ had UwU nyot come uWu into >_> my mind; 
>w< But, x3 taking UwU nyote :3 of thy >w< abhoww'd >w< aspect, 
>_> Finding ÚwÚ thee >w< fit for ÚwÚ bwoody ^.^ viwwainy, 
Apt, liable uWu to >_< be ^.^ empwoy'd ^-^ in ^.^ dangew, 
^-^ I >_> faintwy ^.^ bwoke xDD with ÚwÚ thee :3 of :3 Awthuw's >_> death; 
And UwU thou, uWu to >_< be >w< endeawed uWu to a uWu king, 
^-^ Made it xDD nyo >w< conscience uWu to :33 destwoy a uWu pwince. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ^w^ My x3 wowd- 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. >_< Hadst >w< thou but :3 shook thy ^.^ head >w< ow uWu made xDD pause, 
When ^-^ I spake uWu dawkwy what ^-^ I ^w^ puwposed, 
>_> Ow OwO tuwn'd :3 an eye :3 of ÚwÚ doubt upon >_> my OwO face, 
:33 As :33 bid :33 me tell >_> my x3 tawe ^-^ in OwO expwess >_< wowds, 
UwU Deep OwO shame ^w^ had ^w^ stwuck :33 me :3 dumb, uWu made :33 me x3 bweak ÚwÚ off, 
And those thy >_> feaws :33 might have :33 wwought >_> feaws ^-^ in >w< me. 
xDD But >w< thou didst understand :33 me :3 by >_> my xDD signs, 
And didst ^-^ in signs ;;w;; again uWu pawwey xDD with >_> sin; 
x3 Yea, :33 without :33 stop, didst let thy :33 heawt ^.^ consent, 
And :3 consequentwy thy rude UwU hand uWu to :3 act 
^.^ The deed xDD which x3 both x3 ouw tongues :3 hewd :3 viwe uWu to name. 
>_> Out :3 of >_> my sight, ^-^ and UwU nyevew see :33 me UwU mowe! 
^w^ My :33 nyobwes uWu weave x3 me; ^-^ and >_> my ^.^ state is braved, 
uWu Even :3 at >_> my gates, xDD with xDD wanks :3 of ^-^ foweign ^-^ pow'ws; 
Nay, ^-^ in >w< the body :3 of >w< the fleshly land, 
^.^ This >w< kingdom, ^w^ this :33 confinye :3 of UwU bwood ^-^ and >w< bweath, 
^w^ Hostiwity ^-^ and >_< civiw ^-^ tumuwt :3 weigns 
uWu Between >_> my >w< conscience ^-^ and >_> my :33 cousin's ^-^ death. 
^w^ HUBEWT. Arm :33 you ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw x3 othew :33 enyemies, 
>_< I'ww uWu make a peace between ^-^ youw ^w^ souw ^-^ and ÚwÚ you. 
Young OwO Awthuw is >w< awive. ^.^ This UwU hand :3 of mine 
Is yet a ÚwÚ maiden ^-^ and :3 an xDD innyocent ;;w;; hand, 
uWu Nyot painted xDD with >w< the :3 cwimson x3 spots :3 of >w< bwood. 
;;w;; Within ^w^ this bosom UwU nyevew >w< ent'wed yet 
^.^ The dreadful ÚwÚ motion :3 of a murderous :3 thought 
And :33 you have ^w^ swandew'd ;;w;; nyatuwe ^-^ in >_> my >_> fowm, 
Which, OwO howsoevew rude uWu extewiowwy, 
Is yet >w< the cover :3 of a :3 faiwew ;;w;; mind 
uWu Than uWu to >_< be butcher :3 of :3 an xDD innyocent :33 chiwd. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^.^ Doth OwO Awthuw ;;w;; wive? OwO O, haste ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< the peers, 
x3 Thwow ^w^ this >_< wepowt on their :33 incensed xDD wage 
And uWu make them tame uWu to their xDD obedience! 
Forgive >w< the comment ^w^ that >_> my passion uWu made 
ÚwÚ Upon thy ;;w;; featuwe; for >_> my xDD wage >_> was blind, 
And ÚwÚ fouw ^w^ imaginyawy ^.^ eyes :3 of UwU bwood 
>w< Pwesented ÚwÚ thee :33 mowe hideous than >w< thou >w< awt. 
OwO O, answer not; but uWu to >_> my >_> cwoset >_< bwing 
^.^ The >w< angwy ÚwÚ wowds xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> expedient >w< haste. 
^-^ I ^-^ conjuwe ÚwÚ thee but :33 swowwy; run :33 mowe >_> fast. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

;;w;; Engwand. :3 Befowe >w< the UwU castwe 

^-^ Entew ARTHUR, on >w< the >_> wawws 

ARTHUR. ^.^ The :33 waww is ^-^ high, ^-^ and yet >w< wiww ^-^ I UwU weap down. 
Good OwO gwound, >_< be pitiful ^-^ and hurt :33 me not! 
Thewe's OwO few >w< ow none do >_< knyow x3 me; >_> if :33 they did, 
^.^ This x3 ship-boy's :33 sembwance hath ^w^ disguis'd :33 me ^-^ quite. 
^-^ I am afraid; ^-^ and yet >_< I'ww venture uWu it. 
UwU If ^-^ I x3 get OwO down ^-^ and do UwU nyot x3 bweak >_> my OwO wimbs, 
>_< I'ww find a >_> thousand shifts uWu to x3 get uWu away. 
:33 As ^w^ good uWu to :33 die ^-^ and go, ÚwÚ as :33 die ^-^ and stay. uWu [Weaps >_< down] 
O me! >_> my uncle's ÚwÚ spiwit is ^-^ in uWu these xDD stonyes. 
>_> Heaven ^w^ take >_> my ^w^ souw, ^-^ and ;;w;; Engwand :3 keep >_> my >_> bonyes! 
x3 [Dies] 

^-^ Entew ^-^ PEMBWOKE, SALISBURY, ^-^ and OwO BIGOT 

UwU SAWISBUWY. Lords, ^-^ I >w< wiww meet xDD him :3 at ^-^ Saint uWu Edmundsbuwy; 
>_> It is x3 ouw :3 safety, ^-^ and ;;w;; we must embrace 
^.^ This ÚwÚ gentwe x3 offew :3 of >w< the ^w^ pewiwous time. 
:3 PEMBWOKE. >_< Who brought ^w^ that letter OwO fwom >w< the uWu Cawdinyaw? 
UwU SAWISBUWY. ^.^ The ^-^ Count uWu Mewun, a ^-^ nyobwe lord :3 of France, 
>_< Whose private xDD with :33 me :3 of >w< the xDD Dauphin's :33 wove 
Is ÚwÚ much :33 mowe ^-^ genyewaw than uWu these UwU winyes xDD impowt. 
uWu BIGOT. uWu To-mowwow ^.^ mownying let uWu us meet xDD him ^w^ then. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. >_> Ow :3 wathew :33 then ^w^ set >_< fowwawd; for 'twill >_< be 
>_< Two long days' journey, ^w^ wowds, >w< ow ^-^ ewe ;;w;; we ÚwÚ meet. 

^-^ Entew >w< the BASTARD 

;;w;; BASTAWD. ;;w;; Once :33 mowe xDD to-day ^w^ weww ^w^ met, ;;w;; distempew'd lords! 
^.^ The OwO King :3 by :33 me xDD wequests ^-^ youw presence straight. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. ^.^ The OwO King hath dispossess'd himself :3 of :33 us. 
OwO We >w< wiww UwU nyot x3 winye ^.^ his >w< thin uWu bestainyed :3 cwoak 
With x3 ouw >_> puwe >_> honyouws, >_< nyow ^-^ attend >w< the ^.^ foot 
:33 That leaves >w< the print :3 of UwU bwood ;;w;; whewe'ew it xDD wawks. 
^-^ Wetuwn ^-^ and tell xDD him >_< so. OwO We >_< knyow >w< the ^.^ wowst. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. Whate'er :33 you think, ^w^ good >_< wowds, ^-^ I think, were ^.^ best. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. >_< Ouw >w< gwiefs, ^-^ and UwU nyot x3 ouw manners, :3 weason UwU nyow. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. xDD But >w< thewe is ^-^ wittwe :3 weason ^-^ in ^-^ youw UwU gwief; 
Therefore x3 'twewe :3 weason :33 you ^w^ had :3 mannyews UwU nyow. 
:3 PEMBWOKE. x3 Siw, sir, ^.^ impatience hath ^.^ his :33 pwiviwege. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. 'Tis true-to hurt ^.^ his uWu mastew, xDD nyo man ;;w;; ewse. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. ^.^ This is >w< the xDD pwison. :3 What is UwU he ^w^ wies :33 hewe? 
:3 PEMBWOKE. O >_< death, uWu made ÚwÚ pwoud xDD with >_> puwe ^-^ and ÚwÚ pwincewy :3 beauty! 
^.^ The earth ^w^ had UwU nyot a UwU howe uWu to xDD hide ^w^ this ^-^ deed. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. x3 Muwdew, ÚwÚ as >_< hating what himself hath x3 donye, 
^.^ Doth lay it uWu open uWu to OwO uwge on revenge. 
uWu BIGOT. ^w^ Ow, uWu when UwU he ÚwÚ doom'd ^w^ this beauty uWu to a :3 gwave, 
x3 Found it x3 too ^.^ pwecious-pwincewy for a :33 gwave. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. :3 Siw Richard, what xDD think :33 you? >_< Have :33 you x3 behewd, 
>_> Ow have :33 you UwU wead >w< ow >w< heawd, >w< ow ^-^ couwd :33 you ÚwÚ think? 
>_> Ow do :33 you almost think, although :33 you see, 
:33 That :33 you do ÚwÚ see? x3 Couwd ;;w;; thought, :33 without ^w^ this ^w^ object, 
:33 Fowm >_< such x3 anyothew? ^.^ This is >w< the :3 vewy ;;w;; top, 
^.^ The >_> height, >w< the >w< cwest, >w< ow ^w^ cwest >_< unto >w< the >w< cwest, 
Of >_< muwdew's ^.^ awms; ^w^ this is >w< the OwO bwoodiest >w< shame, 
^.^ The wildest uWu savagewy, >w< the uWu viwest xDD stwoke, 
:33 That ^-^ evew ^w^ waww-ey'd >w< wwath >w< ow ^.^ stawing xDD wage 
>w< Pwesented uWu to >w< the tears :3 of UwU soft remorse. 
:3 PEMBWOKE. ;;w;; Aww ;;w;; muwdews :33 past do >_< stand excus'd ^-^ in this; 
And ^w^ this, ;;w;; so ^w^ sowe ^-^ and ;;w;; so ÚwÚ unmatchabwe, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >w< give a >_< howinyess, a ;;w;; puwity, 
>_< To >w< the yet >_> unbegotten x3 sin :3 of xDD times, 
And >_< pwove a deadly ÚwÚ bwoodshed but a :3 jest, 
:3 Exampwed :3 by ^w^ this uWu heinyous spectacle. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. >_> It is a uWu damnyed ^-^ and a ÚwÚ bwoody work; 
^.^ The UwU gwacewess action :3 of a >_< heavy ;;w;; hand, 
UwU If ^w^ that it >_< be >w< the >w< wowk :3 of :33 any ;;w;; hand. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. UwU If ^w^ that it >_< be >w< the >w< wowk :3 of :33 any hand! 
OwO We ^w^ had a uWu kind :3 of :3 wight what :3 wouwd ensue. 
>_> It is >w< the OwO shamefuw >w< wowk :3 of Hubert's UwU hand; 
^.^ The UwU pwactice ^-^ and >w< the OwO puwpose :3 of >w< the OwO King; 
^w^ Fwom :3 whose ÚwÚ obedience ^-^ I x3 fowbid >_> my ^w^ souw 
:3 Knyeewing :33 befowe ^w^ this ^.^ wuin :3 of sweet >_< wife, 
And breathing uWu to ^.^ his ;;w;; bweathwess xDD excewwence 
^.^ The incense :3 of a x3 vow, a UwU howy x3 vow, 
^.^ Nyevew uWu to >_< taste >w< the :33 pweasuwes :3 of >w< the world, 
^.^ Nyevew uWu to >_< be ^w^ infected xDD with delight, 
>_> Nyow ^.^ convewsant xDD with ^-^ ease ^-^ and ^w^ idwenyess, 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I have ^w^ set a xDD gwowy uWu to ^w^ this UwU hand 
By ÚwÚ giving it >w< the worship :3 of revenge. 
:3 PEMBWOKE. ^-^ and uWu BIGOT. >_< Ouw >_< souws religiously ^w^ confiwm thy :3 wowds. 

^-^ Entew HUBERT 

^w^ HUBEWT. Lords, ^-^ I am hot xDD with haste ^-^ in :3 seeking ÚwÚ you. 
OwO Awthuw x3 doth live; >w< the OwO King hath >_> sent for ÚwÚ you. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. OwO O, UwU he is >_> bowd, ^-^ and >_< bwushes UwU nyot :3 at uWu death! 
>w< Avaunt, >w< thou >_< hatefuw villain, x3 get ÚwÚ thee :33 gonye! 
^w^ HUBEWT. ^-^ I am xDD nyo OwO viwwain. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I uWu wob >w< the ^.^ waw? UwU [Dwawing ^.^ his >_< swowd] 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ;;w;; Youw >_< swowd is bright, sir; put it :3 up again. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. uWu Nyot :3 tiww ^-^ I :3 sheathe it ^-^ in a ^-^ muwdewew's x3 skin. 
^w^ HUBEWT. :33 Stand OwO back, xDD Wowd ^-^ Sawisbuwy, >_< stand OwO back, ^-^ I :3 say; 
By :33 heaven, ^-^ I xDD think >_> my x3 swowd's ÚwÚ as :33 shawp ÚwÚ as >w< youws. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have ^.^ you, lord, forget ÚwÚ youwsewf, 
>_> Nyow >w< tempt >w< the danger :3 of >_> my OwO twue defence; 
ÚwÚ West ;;w;; I, :3 by :33 mawking :3 of ^-^ youw UwU wage, forget 
;;w;; Youw worth, ^-^ youw :3 gweatnyess ^-^ and x3 nyobiwity. 
uWu BIGOT. xDD Out, :33 dunghiww! ÚwÚ Daw'st >w< thou ^.^ bwave a nobleman? 
^w^ HUBEWT. uWu Nyot for >_> my ^-^ wife; but yet ^-^ I dare defend 
^w^ My xDD innyocent OwO wife ÚwÚ against :3 an :3 empewow. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. Thou UwU awt a ÚwÚ muwdewew. 
^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Do UwU nyot >_< pwove :33 me >_< so. 
^w^ Yet ^-^ I am x3 nyonye. >_< Whose tongue >_> soe'ew ;;w;; speaks uWu fawse, 
uWu Nyot >_< twuwy x3 speaks; ;;w;; who ;;w;; speaks UwU nyot ^-^ twuwy, uWu wies. 
:3 PEMBWOKE. UwU Cut xDD him uWu to pieces. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. uWu Keep >w< the OwO peace, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. :33 Stand ;;w;; by, >w< ow ^-^ I >_< shaww >w< gaww ^.^ you, uWu Fauwconbwidge. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. Thou ^-^ wewt xDD bettew >w< gaww >w< the ÚwÚ deviw, ;;w;; Sawisbuwy. 
UwU If >w< thou but :33 fwown on me, >w< ow >w< stiw thy >w< foot, 
>_> Ow ^-^ teach thy hasty spleen uWu to do :33 me >w< shame, 
>_< I'ww ;;w;; stwike ÚwÚ thee xDD dead. xDD Put :3 up thy >_< swowd >_> betime; 
>_> Ow >_< I'ww ;;w;; so OwO mauw :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ youw >_> toasting-iwon 
:33 That :33 you >_< shaww xDD think >w< the devil is come OwO fwom hell. 
uWu BIGOT. :3 What OwO wiwt >w< thou ÚwÚ do, x3 wenyownyed Faulconbridge? 
Second a ^w^ viwwain ^-^ and a ^.^ muwdewew? 
^w^ HUBEWT. xDD Wowd x3 Bigot, ^-^ I am x3 nyonye. 
uWu BIGOT. >_< Who kill'd ^w^ this OwO pwince? 
^w^ HUBEWT. 'Tis UwU nyot :3 an hour >_> since ^-^ I UwU weft xDD him ^.^ weww. 
^-^ I ÚwÚ honyouw'd :3 him, ^-^ I :3 wov'd :3 him, ^-^ and >w< wiww UwU weep 
^w^ My >_> date :3 of OwO wife :33 out for ^.^ his sweet life's ^-^ woss. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. >w< Twust UwU nyot those cunning ÚwÚ watews :3 of ^.^ his uWu eyes, 
:3 Fow ^-^ viwwainy is UwU nyot :33 without >_< such uWu wheum; 
And ÚwÚ he, long xDD twaded ^-^ in ^w^ it, ^-^ makes it seem 
>w< Wike >w< wivews :3 of ^-^ wemowse ^-^ and ^w^ innyocency. 
>_> Away xDD with me, ;;w;; aww :33 you :3 whose >_< souws :3 abhow 
Th' ;;w;; uncweanwy ^.^ savouws :3 of a ÚwÚ swaughtew-house; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am uWu stifwed xDD with ^w^ this x3 smeww :3 of >w< sin. 
uWu BIGOT. >_> Away ^.^ towawd >_< Buwy, uWu to >w< the uWu Dauphin :33 thewe! 
:3 PEMBWOKE. ;;w;; Thewe tell >w< the OwO King UwU he ^w^ may >_> inquiwe uWu us x3 out. 
Exeunt LORDS 
;;w;; BASTAWD. Here's a ^w^ good :33 wowwd! xDD Knyew :33 you :3 of ^w^ this ^.^ faiw :33 wowk? 
:3 Beyond >w< the >w< infinyite ^-^ and :3 boundwess reach 
Of >_> mewcy, >_> if >w< thou didst ^w^ this deed :3 of >_< death, 
^-^ Awt >w< thou ÚwÚ damn'd, Hubert. 
^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Do but >_> heaw me, ^-^ siw. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. Ha! >_< I'ww tell ÚwÚ thee ^-^ what: 
^-^ Thou'wt ^.^ damn'd ÚwÚ as :33 bwack-nyay, OwO nyothing is ;;w;; so ^-^ bwack- 
Thou UwU awt :33 mowe ;;w;; deep ^.^ damn'd than xDD Pwince ^w^ Wucifew; 
;;w;; Thewe is UwU nyot yet ;;w;; so ^.^ ugwy a x3 fiend :3 of uWu heww 
:33 As >w< thou xDD shawt be, >_> if >w< thou didst kill ^w^ this :33 chiwd. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ÚwÚ Upon >_> my >w< souw- 
;;w;; BASTAWD. UwU If >w< thou didst but consent 
>_< To ^w^ this :3 most OwO cwuew ^w^ act, do but ÚwÚ despaiw; 
And >_> if >w< thou >_< want'st a cord, >w< the UwU smawwest xDD thwead 
:33 That ^-^ evew spider >_> twisted OwO fwom ;;w;; hew >_< womb 
Will >_> sewve uWu to UwU stwangwe ;;w;; thee; a OwO wush >w< wiww >_< be a ÚwÚ beam 
>_< To ;;w;; hang ÚwÚ thee >w< on; >w< ow wouldst >w< thou ^.^ dwown thyself, 
xDD Put but a ^-^ wittwe water ^-^ in a UwU spoon 
And it >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ as ;;w;; aww >w< the ocean, 
Enough uWu to ÚwÚ stifwe >_< such a ^w^ viwwain :3 up 
^-^ I do >_< suspect ÚwÚ thee :3 vewy ^.^ gwievouswy. 
^w^ HUBEWT. UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ in ^w^ act, ^.^ consent, >w< ow x3 sin :3 of ;;w;; thought, 
;;w;; Be x3 guiwty :3 of >w< the ^.^ steawing ^w^ that sweet >_< bweath 
Which >_> was ^w^ embounded ^-^ in ^w^ this beauteous ÚwÚ cway, 
Let uWu heww >_< want ^-^ pains :33 enyough uWu to ;;w;; towtuwe me! 
^-^ I UwU weft xDD him ^.^ weww. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^.^ Go, ;;w;; beaw xDD him ^-^ in ^w^ thinye arms. 
^-^ I am xDD amaz'd, methinks, ^-^ and ;;w;; wose >_> my x3 way 
Among >w< the :3 thowns ^-^ and :3 dangews :3 of ^w^ this world. 
UwU How >_< easy dost >w< thou ^w^ take ;;w;; aww ;;w;; Engwand ^w^ up! 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ fowth ^w^ this morsel :3 of ^-^ dead royalty 
^.^ The >_< wife, >w< the >_< wight, ^-^ and >_> twuth :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ this realm 
Is fled uWu to ;;w;; heaven; ^-^ and ;;w;; Engwand now is UwU weft 
>_< To ;;w;; tug ^-^ and scamble, ^-^ and uWu to ^.^ pawt :3 by >_> th' >w< teeth 
^.^ The uWu unyowed interest :3 of uWu pwoud-swewwing x3 state. 
:3 Nyow for >w< the bare-pick'd ÚwÚ bonye :3 of uWu majesty 
^.^ Doth :3 dogged ^-^ waw bristle ^.^ his >w< angwy ^w^ cwest 
And ;;w;; snyawweth ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe ^.^ eyes :3 of >_< peace; 
:3 Nyow ^w^ powews OwO fwom home ^-^ and :3 discontents :3 at home 
Meet ^-^ in >w< onye UwU winye; ^-^ and >_> vast UwU confusion ÚwÚ waits, 
:33 As x3 doth a xDD waven on a ^.^ sick-faww'n >_> beast, 
^.^ The UwU imminyent >w< decay :3 of uWu wwested uWu pomp. 
:3 Nyow happy UwU he :3 whose :3 cwoak ^-^ and ÚwÚ cinctuwe ^w^ can 
x3 Howd :33 out ^w^ this tempest. Bear xDD away ^w^ that uWu chiwd, 
And x3 fowwow :33 me xDD with >_< speed. >_< I'ww uWu to >w< the OwO King; 
xDD A >_> thousand businesses are ^w^ bwief ^-^ in ;;w;; hand, 
And :3 heaven ^w^ itsewf x3 doth :33 fwown upon >w< the >_< wand. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 
;;w;; Engwand. UwU KING uWu JOHN'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew UwU KING >_> JOHN, PANDULPH, ^-^ and attendants 

UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. Thus have ^-^ I ÚwÚ yiewded :3 up uWu into ^-^ youw UwU hand 
^.^ The x3 ciwcwe :3 of >_> my ^.^ gwowy. 
>_> PANDUWPH. xDD [Gives >_< back >w< the uWu cwown] Take ;;w;; again 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ this >_> my ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ as ^-^ howding :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ Pope, 
;;w;; Youw sovereign :3 gweatnyess ^-^ and OwO authowity. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. :3 Nyow :3 keep ^-^ youw UwU howy word; ^w^ go meet >w< the x3 Fwench; 
And OwO fwom ^.^ his :3 Howinyess ÚwÚ use ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw ÚwÚ powew 
>_< To >w< stop their marches :3 fowe ;;w;; we are UwU infwam'd. 
>_< Ouw discontented counties do :3 wevowt; 
>_< Ouw uWu peopwe :3 quawwew xDD with ÚwÚ obedience, 
>_< Sweawing x3 awwegiance ^-^ and >w< the :33 wove :3 of ^w^ souw 
>_< To stranger uWu bwood, uWu to ^-^ foweign royalty. 
^.^ This inundation :3 of ^-^ mistemp'wed OwO humouw 
>_< Wests :3 by :33 you :3 onwy uWu to >_< be ^-^ quawified. 
UwU Then :33 pause not; for >w< the present ÚwÚ time's ;;w;; so ÚwÚ sick 
:33 That present x3 med'cinye must >_< be UwU minyist'wed 
>_> Ow ^.^ ovewthwow incurable ;;w;; ensues. 
>_> PANDUWPH. >_> It >_> was >_> my >_< bweath ^w^ that UwU bwew ^w^ this tempest xDD up, 
ÚwÚ Upon ^-^ youw OwO stubbown x3 usage :3 of >w< the :3 Pope; 
xDD But >_> since :33 you are a ÚwÚ gentwe >_> convewtite, 
^w^ My tongue >_< shaww ^.^ hush ;;w;; again ^w^ this ^-^ stowm :3 of ^-^ waw 
And uWu make ^.^ faiw weather ^-^ in ^-^ youw uWu bwust'wing >_< wand. 
:3 On ^w^ this Ascension-day, remember UwU weww, 
ÚwÚ Upon ^-^ youw oath :3 of UwU sewvice uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ Pope, 
:3 Go ^-^ I uWu to uWu make >w< the :33 Fwench lay OwO down their arms. x3 Exit 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. Is ^w^ this xDD Ascension-day? ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot >w< the prophet 
Say ^w^ that :33 befowe :33 Ascension-day :3 at noon 
^w^ My crown ^-^ I OwO shouwd >w< give ^-^ off? uWu Even ;;w;; so ^-^ I >w< have. 
^-^ I >w< did uWu suppose it OwO shouwd >_< be on constraint; 
>w< But, :3 heaven >_< be ÚwÚ thank'd, it is but xDD vowuntawy. 

^-^ Entew >w< the BASTARD 

;;w;; BASTAWD. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ Kent hath x3 yiewded; OwO nyothing >w< thewe UwU howds :33 out 
xDD But :33 Dovew >_> Castwe. :33 Wondon hath xDD weceiv'd, 
>w< Wike a uWu kind :33 host, >w< the uWu Dauphin ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ powews. 
;;w;; Youw :33 nyobwes >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> heaw ^.^ you, but are ^w^ gonye 
>_< To x3 offew UwU sewvice uWu to ^-^ youw xDD enyemy; 
And wild amazement hurries :3 up ^-^ and OwO down 
^.^ The ^-^ wittwe :33 nyumbew :3 of ^-^ youw doubtful uWu fwiends. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. >w< Wouwd UwU nyot >_> my ÚwÚ wowds ^w^ wetuwn uWu to :33 me ;;w;; again 
uWu Aftew :33 they heard xDD young OwO Awthuw >_> was alive? 
;;w;; BASTAWD. xDD They x3 found xDD him >_> dead, ^-^ and ÚwÚ cast uWu into >w< the ^-^ stweets, 
;;w;; An uWu empty casket, >w< whewe >w< the ÚwÚ jewew :3 of OwO wife 
By ÚwÚ some ^.^ damn'd UwU hand >_> was UwU wobbed ^-^ and xDD ta'en uWu away. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. :33 That ^w^ viwwain ^w^ Hubewt >_< towd :33 me UwU he >w< did xDD wive. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ;;w;; So, on >_> my ^w^ souw, UwU he did, for :3 aught UwU he ;;w;; knyew. 
xDD But wherefore do :33 you xDD dwoop? ^.^ Why >w< wook :33 you xDD sad? 
;;w;; Be >_> gweat ^-^ in ^w^ act, ÚwÚ as :33 you have OwO been ^-^ in >_> thought; 
Let UwU nyot >w< the UwU wowwd see ^w^ feaw ^-^ and ;;w;; sad x3 distwust 
:33 Govewn >w< the ÚwÚ motion :3 of a UwU kingwy >w< eye. 
;;w;; Be stirring ÚwÚ as >w< the :33 time; >_< be ^w^ fiwe xDD with ^w^ fiwe; 
Threaten >w< the ^w^ thweat'nyew, ^-^ and outface >w< the ^.^ bwow 
Of bragging x3 howwow; ;;w;; so >_< shaww ^w^ infewiow uWu eyes, 
:33 That ^.^ bowwow their OwO behaviouws OwO fwom >w< the ^-^ gweat, 
:33 Gwow >_> gweat :3 by ^-^ youw ^.^ exampwe ^-^ and put on 
^.^ The x3 dauntwess ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of >_> wesowution. 
:3 Away, ^-^ and uWu gwistew OwO wike >w< the x3 god :3 of ^-^ waw 
When UwU he >w< intendeth uWu to ^-^ become >w< the ;;w;; fiewd; 
x3 Show ;;w;; bowdnyess ^-^ and >_< aspiwing ^w^ confidence. 
^w^ What, >_< shaww :33 they >w< seek >w< the lion ^-^ in ^.^ his den, 
And xDD fwight xDD him there, ^-^ and uWu make xDD him >w< twembwe ÚwÚ thewe? 
OwO O, let it UwU nyot >_< be said! x3 Fowage, ^-^ and run 
>_< To meet ;;w;; dispweasuwe xDD fawthew OwO fwom >w< the ^w^ doows 
And OwO gwappwe xDD with xDD him ^-^ ewe UwU he come ;;w;; so OwO nyigh. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^.^ The ^-^ wegate :3 of >w< the :3 Pope hath OwO been xDD with me, 
And ^-^ I have uWu made a happy peace xDD with xDD him; 
And UwU he hath >_< pwomis'd uWu to ÚwÚ dismiss >w< the ^w^ powews 
>_< Wed :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ Dauphin. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. O ^.^ ingwowious ^.^ weague! 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ we, upon >w< the footing :3 of x3 ouw land, 
uWu Send fair-play :3 owdews, ^-^ and uWu make >_< compwomise, 
Insinuation, ^w^ pawwey, ^-^ and base truce, 
>_< To xDD awms uWu invasive? ÚwÚ Shaww a :3 beawdwess uWu boy, 
xDD A x3 cock'wed UwU siwken xDD wanton, ^.^ bwave x3 ouw ^-^ fiewds 
And flesh ^.^ his ÚwÚ spiwit ^-^ in a ;;w;; wawwike >w< soiw, 
:33 Mocking >w< the air xDD with ^w^ cowouws :33 idwy uWu spwead, 
And find xDD nyo ;;w;; check? Let us, >_> my liege, uWu to arms. 
Perchance >w< the Cardinal ;;w;; cannyot uWu make ^-^ youw >_< peace; 
^w^ Ow, >_> if UwU he ÚwÚ do, let it :3 at least >_< be ^-^ said 
xDD They OwO saw ;;w;; we ^w^ had a OwO puwpose :3 of ÚwÚ defence. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. >_< Have >w< thou >w< the xDD owdewing :3 of ^w^ this present time. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. :3 Away, uWu then, xDD with ^w^ good :3 couwage! 
uWu Yet, ^-^ I >_< knyow 
>_< Ouw party ^w^ may ^w^ weww meet a :33 pwoudew ^w^ foe. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 
;;w;; Engwand. ^.^ The DAUPHIN'S camp :3 at ^-^ Saint ^w^ Edmundsbuwy 

Enter, ^-^ in ^w^ awms, UwU WEWIS, SALISBURY, UwU MEWUN, ^-^ PEMBWOKE, >_> BIGOT, ^-^ and :33 sowdiews 

xDD WEWIS. ^w^ My xDD Wowd uWu Mewun, let ^w^ this >_< be copied :33 out 
And :3 keep it >_> safe for x3 ouw ÚwÚ wemembwance; 
^-^ Wetuwn >w< the precedent uWu to uWu these ÚwÚ wowds >w< again, 
UwU That, having x3 ouw ^.^ faiw UwU owdew written x3 down, 
ÚwÚ Both :33 they ^-^ and ^-^ we, x3 pewusing ^.^ o'ew uWu these OwO nyotes, 
:3 May >_< knyow wherefore ;;w;; we took >w< the UwU sacwament, 
And :3 keep x3 ouw ^w^ faiths ^w^ fiwm ^-^ and inviolable. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. ÚwÚ Upon x3 ouw sides it UwU nyevew >_< shaww >_< be >_< bwoken. 
And, ^-^ nyobwe OwO Dauphin, >w< awbeit ;;w;; we xDD sweaw 
xDD A voluntary xDD zeaw ^-^ and :3 an >w< unyuwg'd faith 
>_< To ^-^ youw proceedings; yet, xDD bewieve me, Prince, 
^-^ I am UwU nyot ^.^ gwad ^w^ that >_< such a ^w^ sowe :3 of :3 time 
^.^ Shouwd >w< seek a plaster :3 by OwO contemn'd revolt, 
And heal >w< the inveterate :33 cankew :3 of >w< onye ÚwÚ wound 
By UwU making :33 many. OwO O, it ÚwÚ gwieves >_> my ^w^ souw 
:33 That ^-^ I must draw ^w^ this ^w^ metaw OwO fwom >_> my >w< side 
>_< To >_< be a widow-maker! OwO O, ^-^ and >w< thewe 
;;w;; Whewe >w< honyouwabwe UwU wescue ^-^ and defence 
uWu Cwies :33 out upon >w< the name :3 of >w< Sawisbuwy! 
xDD But >_< such is >w< the >_> infection :3 of >w< the :3 time 
UwU That, for >w< the OwO heawth ^-^ and UwU physic :3 of x3 ouw >_< wight, 
OwO We ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ deaw but xDD with >w< the :3 vewy UwU hand 
Of ^.^ stewn xDD injustice ^-^ and confused ;;w;; wwong. 
And ^w^ is't UwU nyot pity, O >_> my :33 gwieved ^.^ fwiends! 
:33 That ^-^ we, >w< the sons ^-^ and :3 chiwdwen :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ iswe, 
^.^ Wewe >w< bown uWu to see ;;w;; so ;;w;; sad :3 an hour ÚwÚ as this; 
Wherein ;;w;; we >_< step after a ^-^ stwangew-mawch 
ÚwÚ Upon ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ gentwe UwU bosom, ^-^ and fill :3 up 
ÚwÚ Hew xDD enyemies' uWu wanks-I must ;;w;; withdwaw ^-^ and UwU weep 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the xDD spot :3 of ^w^ this UwU enfowced OwO cause- 
>_< To ^.^ gwace >w< the UwU gentwy :3 of a ^w^ wand UwU wemote 
And x3 fowwow >_< unyacquainted ^w^ cowouws :33 hewe? 
^w^ What, :33 hewe? O >_< nyation, ^w^ that >w< thou OwO couwdst ^w^ wemove! 
:33 That ;;w;; Nyeptunye's ^w^ awms, ;;w;; who clippeth ÚwÚ thee uWu about, 
>w< Wouwd ;;w;; beaw ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom >w< the >w< knyowwedge :3 of thyself 
And OwO gwappwe ÚwÚ thee >_< unto a >_< pagan ^.^ showe, 
;;w;; Whewe uWu these x3 two Christian >w< awmies :33 might combine 
^.^ The UwU bwood :3 of ÚwÚ mawice ^-^ in a ÚwÚ vein :3 of OwO weague, 
And UwU nyot uWu to ÚwÚ spend it ;;w;; so unneighbourly! 
xDD WEWIS. xDD A ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ tempew dost >w< thou ^w^ show ^-^ in this; 
And >_> gweat :33 affections wrestling ^-^ in thy bosom 
^.^ Doth uWu make :3 an :3 eawthquake :3 of x3 nyobiwity. 
OwO O, what a ^-^ nyobwe >_> combat UwU hast >w< thou fought 
uWu Between compulsion ^-^ and a ^.^ bwave respect! 
Let :33 me uWu wipe off ^w^ this >w< honyouwabwe UwU dew 
:33 That uWu siwvewwy x3 doth UwU pwogwess on thy cheeks. 
^w^ My :33 heawt hath melted :3 at a ^w^ wady's ^w^ teaws, 
ÚwÚ Being :3 an OwO owdinyawy UwU inyundation; 
xDD But ^w^ this uWu effusion :3 of >_< such uWu manwy drops, 
^.^ This x3 show'w, blown :3 up :3 by tempest :3 of >w< the ^w^ souw, 
x3 Stawtwes mine ^.^ eyes ^-^ and ^-^ makes :33 me :33 mowe OwO amaz'd 
uWu Than ^w^ had ^-^ I seen >w< the vaulty OwO top :3 of :3 heaven 
^.^ Figuw'd :3 quite ^.^ o'ew xDD with burning xDD meteows. 
>w< Wift :3 up thy uWu bwow, x3 wenyownyed ^-^ Sawisbuwy, 
And xDD with a >_> gweat :33 heawt :3 heave xDD away ^w^ this storm; 
Commend uWu these ÚwÚ watews uWu to those >w< baby ^.^ eyes 
:33 That UwU nyevew OwO saw >w< the ÚwÚ giant UwU wowwd >_< enwag'd, 
>_> Nyow >_< met xDD with xDD fowtunye x3 othew than :3 at feasts, 
Full :3 of >_> wawm uWu bwood, :3 of x3 miwth, :3 of xDD gossiping. 
uWu Come, uWu come; for >w< thou xDD shawt ;;w;; thwust thy UwU hand ÚwÚ as ;;w;; deep 
>w< Into >w< the ^.^ puwse :3 of rich ^w^ pwospewity 
:33 As >_> Wewis ^.^ himsewf. ;;w;; So, ^-^ nyobwes, >_< shaww :33 you >w< aww, 
:33 That :33 knyit ^-^ youw ^.^ sinyews uWu to >w< the >_> stwength :3 of >_< minye. 

^-^ Entew uWu PANDUWPH 

And uWu even there, methinks, :3 an >w< angew ^-^ spake: 
ÚwÚ Wook >w< whewe >w< the UwU howy ^-^ wegate ÚwÚ comes ÚwÚ apace, 
>_< To >w< give uWu us warrant OwO fwom >w< the UwU hand :3 of :3 heaven 
And on x3 ouw actions ^w^ set >w< the name :3 of >w< wight 
With UwU howy >_> bweath. 
>_> PANDUWPH. UwU Haiw, ^-^ nyobwe prince :3 of UwU Fwance! 
^.^ The UwU nyext is ^.^ this: OwO King :33 John hath :33 weconciw'd 
Himself uWu to ;;w;; Wome; ^.^ his ÚwÚ spiwit is come :33 in, 
:33 That ;;w;; so >w< stood :33 out ÚwÚ against >w< the UwU howy x3 Chuwch, 
^.^ The >_> gweat :3 metwopowis ^-^ and see :3 of ^.^ Wome. 
Therefore thy threat'ning ^w^ cowouws now ^.^ wind :3 up 
And tame >w< the UwU savage ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of wild >w< waw, 
UwU That, OwO wike a lion xDD fostewed :3 up :3 at ;;w;; hand, 
>_> It ^w^ may >_< wie OwO gentwy :3 at >w< the ^.^ foot :3 of peace 
And >_< be xDD nyo further harmful than ^-^ in show. 
xDD WEWIS. ;;w;; Youw Grace >_< shaww >w< pawdon me, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> back: 
^-^ I am x3 too OwO high-bown uWu to >_< be propertied, 
>_< To >_< be a ;;w;; secondawy :3 at UwU contwow, 
>_> Ow :33 usefuw ^-^ sewving-man ^-^ and ^.^ instwument 
>_< To :33 any sovereign ^.^ state >w< thwoughout >w< the world. 
;;w;; Youw >_< bweath >_> fiwst >w< kindwed >w< the ^-^ dead coal :3 of ^.^ waws 
uWu Between ^w^ this xDD chastis'd :33 kingdom ^-^ and myself 
And brought ^-^ in :3 mattew ^w^ that OwO shouwd ;;w;; feed ^w^ this ^w^ fiwe; 
And now ÚwÚ 'tis far x3 too ^w^ huge uWu to >_< be blown :33 out 
With ^w^ that ^-^ same ^w^ weak ^.^ wind xDD which enkindled uWu it. 
You ^-^ taught :33 me how uWu to >_< knyow >w< the UwU face :3 of >_< wight, 
Acquainted :33 me xDD with interest uWu to ^w^ this land, 
x3 Yea, ;;w;; thwust ^w^ this >_> entewpwise uWu into >_> my :33 heawt; 
And come xDD ye now uWu to tell :33 me :33 John hath uWu made 
:33 His peace xDD with Rome? :3 What is ^w^ that peace uWu to ÚwÚ me? 
;;w;; I, :3 by >w< the >w< honyouw :3 of >_> my ^w^ mawwiage-bed, 
uWu Aftew xDD young Arthur, x3 cwaim ^w^ this ^w^ wand for mine; 
And, now it is half-conquer'd, must ^-^ I >_< back 
Because ^w^ that :33 John hath uWu made ^.^ his peace xDD with Rome? 
ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I ^.^ Wome's :3 swave? :3 What >w< penny hath ^w^ Wome borne, 
:3 What ^-^ men ^.^ pwovided, what munition sent, 
>_< To underprop ^w^ this ^w^ action? Is 't UwU nyot ^-^ I 
:33 That ^-^ undewgo ^w^ this ;;w;; chawge? >_< Who else but ;;w;; I, 
And >_< such ÚwÚ as uWu to >_> my x3 cwaim are ;;w;; wiabwe, 
OwO Sweat ^-^ in ^w^ this business ^-^ and >_> maintain ^w^ this :33 waw? 
>_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot heard uWu these islanders ;;w;; shout :33 out 
>_> 'Vive ÚwÚ we roi!' ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have bank'd their towns? 
>_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot ÚwÚ hewe >w< the uWu best ^w^ cawds for >w< the >w< game 
>_< To >w< wiww ^w^ this >_< easy >w< match, >_< pway'd for a xDD cwown? 
And >_< shaww ^-^ I now >w< give ^.^ o'ew >w< the ÚwÚ yiewded >w< set? 
x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, on >_> my ^w^ souw, it UwU nyevew >_< shaww >_< be :33 said. 
>_> PANDUWPH. You >w< wook but on >w< the outside :3 of ^w^ this work. 
xDD WEWIS. ÚwÚ Outside >w< ow uWu inside, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ wetuwn 
xDD Tiww >_> my ;;w;; attempt ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >_< be glorified 
:33 As uWu to >_> my ample hope >_> was promised 
:3 Befowe ^-^ I OwO dwew ^w^ this gallant ^.^ head :3 of >w< waw, 
And :3 cuww'd uWu these ^-^ fiewy >_> spiwits OwO fwom >w< the UwU wowwd 
>_< To outlook conquest, ^-^ and uWu to >w< wiww uWu wenyown 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the jaws :3 of danger ^-^ and :3 of ^-^ death. 
^-^ [Twumpet >w< sounds] 
:3 What lusty OwO twumpet UwU thus x3 doth ^w^ summon xDD us? 

^-^ Entew >w< the ÚwÚ BASTAWD, attended 

;;w;; BASTAWD. ^-^ Accowding uWu to >w< the ^.^ faiw uWu pway :3 of >w< the world, 
Let :33 me have ;;w;; audience: ^-^ I am >_> sent uWu to ^w^ speak. 
^w^ My UwU howy lord :3 of :33 Miwan, OwO fwom >w< the OwO King 
^-^ I come, uWu to learn how :33 you have ^-^ deawt for xDD him; 
And, ÚwÚ as :33 you answer, ^-^ I do >_< knyow >w< the :33 scope 
And warrant limited >_< unto >_> my ;;w;; tongue. 
>_> PANDUWPH. ^.^ The uWu Dauphin is x3 too wilful-opposite, 
And >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< tempowize xDD with >_> my :33 entweaties; 
He flatly x3 says he'll UwU nyot lay OwO down ^.^ his arms. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. By ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU bwood ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^.^ fuwy x3 bweath'd, 
^.^ The ^w^ youth x3 says ^.^ weww. :3 Nyow >_> heaw x3 ouw ÚwÚ Engwish OwO King; 
:3 Fow UwU thus ^.^ his royalty x3 doth UwU speak ^-^ in >w< me. 
He is uWu pwepaw'd, ^-^ and :3 weason x3 too UwU he x3 shouwd. 
^.^ This ^w^ apish ^-^ and unmannerly :3 appwoach, 
^.^ This uWu hawnyess'd x3 masque ^-^ and unadvised UwU wevew 
^.^ This uWu unhaiw'd :3 saucinyess ^-^ and boyish troops, 
^.^ The OwO King x3 doth ÚwÚ smiwe ^w^ at; ^-^ and is ^w^ weww x3 pwepaw'd 
>_< To ;;w;; whip ^w^ this dwarfish >w< waw, uWu these pigmy ^w^ awms, 
^w^ Fwom :33 out >w< the x3 ciwcwe :3 of ^.^ his >_< tewwitowies. 
:33 That UwU hand xDD which ^w^ had >w< the >_< stwength, uWu even :3 at ^-^ youw ÚwÚ doow. 
>_< To ^-^ cudgew :33 you ^-^ and uWu make :33 you ^w^ take >w< the hatch, 
>_< To dive OwO wike xDD buckets ^-^ in x3 conceawed wells, 
>_< To ^w^ cwouch ^-^ in x3 wittew :3 of ^-^ youw >_< stabwe planks, 
>_< To >_< wie OwO wike uWu pawns lock'd :3 up ^-^ in ^-^ chests ^-^ and ÚwÚ twunks, 
>_< To ;;w;; hug xDD with ^w^ swinye, uWu to >w< seek sweet ^w^ safety :33 out 
^.^ In ^.^ vauwts ^-^ and UwU pwisons, ^-^ and uWu to >_> thwiww ^-^ and shake 
uWu Even :3 at >w< the OwO cwying :3 of ^-^ youw :3 nyation's ;;w;; cwow, 
;;w;; Thinking ^w^ this :3 voice :3 an uWu awmed ÚwÚ Engwishman- 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^w^ that victorious UwU hand >_< be ^w^ feebwed ÚwÚ hewe 
:33 That ^-^ in ^-^ youw chambers ÚwÚ gave :33 you OwO chastisement? 
>w< Nyo. x3 Knyow >w< the gallant UwU monyawch is ^-^ in xDD awms 
And OwO wike :3 an ;;w;; eagwe ^.^ o'ew ^.^ his uWu aewy ^w^ tow'ws 
>_< To souse uWu annyoyance ^w^ that ÚwÚ comes uWu nyeaw ^.^ his nest. 
And :33 you >_> degenyewate, :33 you >_< ingwate >w< wevowts, 
You ÚwÚ bwoody x3 Nyewoes, :3 wipping :3 up >w< the >_< womb 
Of ^-^ youw dear mother ^.^ Engwand, blush for xDD shame; 
:3 Fow ^-^ youw ^-^ own ladies ^-^ and pale-visag'd maids, 
>w< Wike >w< Amazons, come x3 twipping after ;;w;; dwums, 
uWu Theiw >w< thimbwes uWu into uWu awmed OwO gauntwets :3 change, 
uWu Theiw >w< nyeedwes uWu to ÚwÚ wances, ^-^ and their ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ heawts 
>_< To :3 fiewce ^-^ and ÚwÚ bwoody ;;w;; incwinyation. 
xDD WEWIS. ;;w;; Thewe UwU end thy UwU bwave, ^-^ and ^w^ tuwn thy UwU face ^-^ in >_< peace; 
OwO We ÚwÚ gwant >w< thou >_> canst UwU outscowd :33 us. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee :3 weww; 
OwO We hold x3 ouw :3 time x3 too ;;w;; pwecious uWu to >_< be ;;w;; spent 
With >_< such a :3 bwabbwew. 
>_> PANDUWPH. ^w^ Give :33 me uWu weave uWu to ^w^ speak. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ speak. 
xDD WEWIS. OwO We >w< wiww ^-^ attend uWu to neither. 
>_< Stwike :3 up >w< the >_> dwums; ^-^ and let >w< the tongue :3 of >w< waw, 
uWu Pwead for x3 ouw interest ^-^ and x3 ouw being uWu hewe. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. Indeed, ^-^ youw ;;w;; dwums, being :3 beaten, >w< wiww ^.^ cwy :33 out; 
And ;;w;; so >_< shaww ^.^ you, being x3 beaten. :3 Do but >_> stawt 
And ;;w;; echo xDD with >w< the UwU cwamouw :3 of thy :3 dwum, 
And uWu even :3 at UwU hand a OwO dwum is ready >_> bwac'd 
:33 That >_< shaww ^w^ wevewbewate ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ woud ÚwÚ as OwO thinye: 
^.^ Sound but another, ^-^ and uWu anyothew UwU shaww, 
:33 As ÚwÚ woud ÚwÚ as >w< thinye, >w< wattwe >w< the UwU wewkin's >_> eaw 
And ;;w;; mock >w< the :3 deep-mouth'd xDD thundew; for :3 at hand- 
uWu Nyot :33 twusting uWu to ^w^ this x3 hawting ^-^ wegate ;;w;; hewe, 
^-^ Whom UwU he hath ÚwÚ us'd :3 wathew for >_> spowt than ^w^ nyeed- 
Is ;;w;; wawwike ÚwÚ John; ^-^ and ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< fowehead :3 sits 
xDD A :3 bawe-wibb'd >_< death, :3 whose :33 office is ^w^ this x3 day 
>_< To xDD feast upon uWu whowe ^-^ thousands :3 of >w< the French. 
xDD WEWIS. >_< Stwike :3 up x3 ouw drums uWu to find ^w^ this danger x3 out. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. And >w< thou xDD shawt find ^w^ it, OwO Dauphin, do UwU nyot doubt. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

;;w;; Engwand. ^.^ The field :3 of >_< battwe 

UwU Awawums. ^-^ Entew UwU KING :3 JOHN ^-^ and HUBERT 

UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. UwU How :3 goes >w< the x3 day xDD with xDD us? OwO O, tell me, Hubert. 
^w^ HUBEWT. OwO Badwy, ^-^ I >_< feaw. UwU How :33 fawes ^-^ youw x3 Majesty? 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^.^ This ;;w;; fevew ^w^ that hath xDD twoubwed :33 me ;;w;; so long 
^w^ Wies >_< heavy on >w< me. OwO O, >_> my :33 heawt is :3 sick! 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ youw ^.^ vawiant :33 kinsman, ^w^ Fauwconbwidge, 
Desires ^-^ youw >_> Majesty uWu to uWu weave >w< the field 
And ^.^ send xDD him :3 wowd :3 by :33 me xDD which x3 way :33 you ^w^ go. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. Tell :3 him, ^.^ towawd xDD Swinstead, uWu to >w< the abbey >w< thewe. 
MESSENGER. ;;w;; Be :3 of ^w^ good comfort; for >w< the >_> gweat ^.^ suppwy 
:33 That >_> was expected :3 by >w< the uWu Dauphin ÚwÚ hewe 
;;w;; Awe :33 wweck'd xDD thwee nights ^-^ ago on UwU Goodwin >_> Sands; 
^.^ This OwO nyews >_> was brought uWu to :3 Wichawd but uWu even UwU nyow. 
^.^ The :33 Fwench ^.^ fight >_> cowdwy, ^-^ and UwU wetiwe uWu themsewves. 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. OwO Ay me, ^w^ this x3 tywant ;;w;; fevew uWu buwns :33 me :3 up 
And >w< wiww UwU nyot let :33 me >_< wewcome ^w^ this ^w^ good news. 
^-^ Set on ^.^ towawd uWu Swinstead; uWu to >_> my x3 wittew xDD stwaight; 
^w^ Weaknyess possesseth me, ^-^ and ^-^ I am OwO faint. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 

;;w;; Engwand. UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the UwU battwefiewd 

^-^ Entew SALISBURY, ^-^ PEMBWOKE, ^-^ and OwO BIGOT 

UwU SAWISBUWY. ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot xDD think >w< the OwO King ;;w;; so x3 stow'd xDD with uWu fwiends. 
:3 PEMBWOKE. >_> Up once UwU again; put ÚwÚ spiwit ^-^ in >w< the x3 Fwench; 
UwU If :33 they :33 miscawwy, ;;w;; we ^.^ miscawwy >_< too. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. :33 That ^.^ misbegotten ÚwÚ deviw, ^w^ Fauwconbwidge, 
^.^ In :33 spite :3 of uWu spite, OwO awonye :3 uphowds >w< the ;;w;; day. 
:3 PEMBWOKE. xDD They say OwO King uWu John, ^w^ sowe ÚwÚ sick, hath UwU weft >w< the field. 

^-^ Entew UwU MEWUN, wounded 

MELUN. Lead :33 me uWu to >w< the :3 wevowts :3 of ;;w;; Engwand uWu hewe. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. When ;;w;; we were happy ;;w;; we ^w^ had x3 othew names. 
:3 PEMBWOKE. >_> It is >w< the ^-^ Count Melun. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. :33 Wounded uWu to ^-^ death. 
MELUN. >_< Fwy, ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ Engwish, :33 you are uWu bought ^-^ and sold; 
ÚwÚ Unthwead >w< the rude eye :3 of uWu webewwion, 
And >_< wewcome home ;;w;; again ÚwÚ discawded faith. 
>w< Seek :33 out OwO King uWu John, ^-^ and x3 faww :33 befowe ^.^ his uWu feet; 
:3 Fow >_> if >w< the :33 Fwench >_< be ÚwÚ wowds :3 of ^w^ this ÚwÚ woud x3 day, 
He ÚwÚ means uWu to recompense >w< the ^-^ pains :33 you ^w^ take 
By cutting off ^-^ youw heads. Thus hath UwU he :3 swown, 
And ^-^ I xDD with :3 him, ^-^ and uWu many moe xDD with me, 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the altar :3 at ^-^ Saint uWu Edmundsbuwy; 
uWu Even on ^w^ that altar >w< whewe ;;w;; we ^.^ swowe uWu to :33 you 
^-^ Deaw xDD amity ^-^ and uWu evewwasting :3 wove. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. :3 May ^w^ this >_< be ^-^ possibwe? :3 May ^w^ this >_< be >w< twue? 
MELUN. >_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot hideous ÚwÚ death >_> within >_> my view, 
^.^ Wetainying but a ;;w;; quantity :3 of >_< wife, 
Which ;;w;; bweeds xDD away uWu even ÚwÚ as a OwO fowm :3 of ÚwÚ wax 
Resolveth OwO fwom ^.^ his uWu figuwe uWu 'gainst >w< the ^w^ fiwe? 
:3 What ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd OwO shouwd uWu make :33 me now UwU deceive, 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I must ;;w;; wose >w< the ÚwÚ use :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ deceit? 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd ^-^ I :33 then >_< be uWu fawse, >_> since it is OwO twue 
:33 That ^-^ I must :33 die ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ and >_< wive hence :3 by x3 twuth? 
^-^ I say >w< again, >_> if >_> Wewis do >w< wiww >w< the x3 day, 
He is ;;w;; fowswown >_> if e'er those ^.^ eyes :3 of ;;w;; youws 
ÚwÚ Behowd uWu anyothew x3 day x3 bweak ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ east; 
xDD But uWu even ^w^ this OwO nyight, :3 whose >w< bwack contagious >_< bweath 
Already :3 smokes uWu about >w< the burning ^w^ cwest 
Of >w< the >_< owd, ;;w;; feebwe, ^-^ and ^w^ day-weawied sun, 
uWu Even ^w^ this ^w^ iww OwO nyight, ^-^ youw breathing >_< shaww expire, 
^.^ Paying >w< the UwU finye :3 of rated UwU tweachewy 
uWu Even xDD with a uWu tweachewous UwU finye :3 of ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw :3 wives. 
UwU If >_> Wewis :3 by ^-^ youw assistance >w< win >w< the ;;w;; day. 
Commend :33 me uWu to >w< onye x3 Hubewt, xDD with ^-^ youw OwO King; 
^.^ The :33 wove :3 of ^w^ him-and ^w^ this ^w^ wespect >_> besides, 
:3 Fow ^w^ that >_> my grandsire >_> was :3 an ÚwÚ Engwishman- 
^.^ Awakes >_> my >w< conscience uWu to x3 confess ;;w;; aww this. 
^.^ In OwO wieu whereof, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ;;w;; beaw :33 me hence 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ fowth >w< the noise ^-^ and >_> wumouw :3 of >w< the ^.^ fiewd, 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I ^w^ may xDD think >w< the xDD wemnyant :3 of >_> my ;;w;; thoughts 
^.^ In OwO peace, ^-^ and ^.^ pawt ^w^ this body ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ souw 
With contemplation ^-^ and ÚwÚ devout desires. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. OwO We do xDD bewieve ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and uWu beshwew >_> my ^w^ souw 
xDD But ^-^ I do :33 wove >w< the :33 favouw ^-^ and >w< the OwO fowm 
Of ^w^ this :3 most ^.^ faiw >w< occasion, :3 by >w< the xDD which 
OwO We >w< wiww xDD untwead >w< the >_< steps :3 of uWu damnyed xDD fwight, 
And OwO wike a ^.^ bated ^-^ and ;;w;; wetiwed flood, 
:3 Weaving x3 ouw :33 wanknyess ^-^ and UwU iwweguwaw ^w^ couwse, 
;;w;; Stoop >w< wow >_> within those OwO bounds ;;w;; we have ÚwÚ o'ewwook'd, 
And xDD cawmwy run on ^-^ in ÚwÚ obedience 
uWu Even uWu to x3 ouw ocean, uWu to >_> gweat OwO King >_< John. 
^w^ My ;;w;; awm >_< shaww >w< give ÚwÚ thee :33 hewp uWu to ;;w;; beaw ÚwÚ thee OwO hence; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I do see >w< the OwO cwuew :33 pangs :3 of ÚwÚ death 
Right ^-^ in ^w^ thinye >w< eye. :3 Away, >_> my ^.^ fwiends! :33 Nyew xDD fwight, 
And happy >_< nyewnyess, ^w^ that :33 intends old right. 
;;w;; Exeunt, leading off x3 MEWUN 




^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 5. 

;;w;; Engwand. ^.^ The :33 Fwench camp 

^-^ Entew :3 WEWIS ^-^ and ^.^ his >w< twain 

xDD WEWIS. ^.^ The sun :3 of :33 heaven, ÚwÚ methought, >_> was ^-^ woath uWu to ÚwÚ set, 
xDD But stay'd ^-^ and uWu made >w< the western welkin blush, 
When ÚwÚ Engwish :3 measuwe uWu backwawd their ^-^ own >_< gwound 
^.^ In UwU faint xDD wetiwe. OwO O, ÚwÚ bwavewy came ;;w;; we ÚwÚ off, 
When xDD with a >w< vowwey :3 of x3 ouw needless ^.^ shot, 
uWu Aftew >_< such ÚwÚ bwoody ^w^ toiw, ;;w;; we :33 bid ^w^ good night; 
And ÚwÚ wound x3 ouw ^-^ tott'wing ^w^ cowouws x3 cweawwy xDD up, 
>_< Wast ^-^ in >w< the field ^-^ and almost ÚwÚ wowds :3 of x3 it! 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. ;;w;; Whewe is >_> my :33 pwince, >w< the ;;w;; Dauphin? 
xDD WEWIS. >w< Hewe; what OwO nyews? 
MESSENGER. ^.^ The ^-^ Count Melun is ^-^ swain; >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish ÚwÚ wowds 
By ^.^ his ^w^ pewsuasion are ;;w;; again ^w^ faww'n ÚwÚ off, 
And ^-^ youw supply, xDD which :33 you have wish'd ;;w;; so :33 wong, 
;;w;; Awe ÚwÚ cast xDD away ^-^ and x3 sunk on UwU Goodwin :3 Sands. 
xDD WEWIS. >_< Ah, ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ shwewd ^w^ nyews! >_< Beshwew thy :3 vewy >_< heawt! 
^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot xDD think uWu to >_< be ;;w;; so ;;w;; sad to-night 
:33 As ^w^ this hath uWu made >w< me. >_< Who >_> was UwU he ^w^ that ^-^ said 
OwO King :33 John >w< did OwO fwy :3 an hour >w< ow x3 two :33 befowe 
^.^ The ;;w;; stumbwing night >w< did ^.^ pawt x3 ouw :33 weawy ^-^ pow'ws? 
MESSENGER. ^-^ Whoevew ^-^ spoke ^w^ it, it is ;;w;; twue, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
xDD WEWIS. :3 keep ^w^ good ;;w;; quawtew ^-^ and ^w^ good OwO cawe >_> to-nyight; 
^.^ The x3 day >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be :3 up ;;w;; so UwU soon ÚwÚ as ^-^ I 
>_< To xDD twy >w< the ^.^ faiw x3 adventuwe :3 of to-morrow. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< 6. 

;;w;; An uWu open :3 pwace >_< weaw ^w^ Swinstead ^w^ Abbey 

^-^ Entew >w< the BASTARD ^-^ and ^-^ HUBEWT, ^.^ sevewawwy 

^w^ HUBEWT. :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? Speak, uWu ho! UwU speak >_> quickwy, >w< ow ^-^ I uWu shoot. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. xDD A OwO fwiend. :3 What UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
^w^ HUBEWT. Of >w< the ^.^ pawt :3 of ;;w;; Engwand. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. uWu Whithew dost >w< thou uWu go? 
^w^ HUBEWT. What's ^w^ that uWu to uWu thee? ^.^ Why ^w^ may ^-^ I UwU nyot demand 
Of ^w^ thinye x3 affaiws ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as >w< thou :3 of mine? 
;;w;; BASTAWD. x3 Hubewt, ^-^ I think. 
^w^ HUBEWT. Thou UwU hast a UwU pewfect ^.^ thought. 
^-^ I >w< wiww upon ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ hazawds ^w^ weww xDD bewieve 
Thou UwU awt >_> my uWu fwiend ^w^ that know'st >_> my tongue ;;w;; so ^.^ weww. 
>_< Who UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
;;w;; BASTAWD. >_< Who >w< thou wilt. And >_> if >w< thou please, 
Thou ;;w;; mayst UwU befwiend :33 me ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as uWu to xDD think 
^-^ I come >w< onye x3 way :3 of >w< the >_> Pwantagenyets. 
^w^ HUBEWT. x3 Unkind >_> wemembwance! >w< thou ^-^ and ;;w;; eyewess night 
>_< Have ^w^ donye :33 me >w< shame. Brave ^.^ sowdiew, >w< pawdon :33 me 
:33 That :33 any >_> accent >_> bweaking OwO fwom thy tongue 
^.^ Shouwd OwO scape >w< the OwO twue >w< acquaintance :3 of mine ^.^ eaw. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. uWu Come, uWu come; xDD sans :3 compwiment, what OwO nyews abroad? 
^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Why, ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ wawk ^-^ I ^-^ in >w< the >w< bwack ^.^ bwow :3 of night 
>_< To find :33 you x3 out. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. UwU Bwief, >_> then; ^-^ and what's >w< the OwO nyews? 
^w^ HUBEWT. OwO O, >_> my sweet sir, OwO nyews fitting uWu to >w< the OwO nyight, 
uWu Bwack, OwO feawfuw, :33 comfowtwess, ^-^ and horrible. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. x3 Show :33 me >w< the :3 vewy ÚwÚ wound :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ iww ^.^ nyews; 
^-^ I am xDD nyo woman, >_< I'ww UwU nyot ^w^ swoon :3 at uWu it. 
^w^ HUBEWT. ^.^ The :3 King, ^-^ I fear, is :3 poison'd :3 by a OwO monk; 
^-^ I UwU weft xDD him almost :33 speechwess ^-^ and ^.^ bwoke :33 out 
>_< To ^.^ acquaint :33 you xDD with ^w^ this UwU eviw, ^w^ that :33 you :33 might 
^.^ The xDD bettew ;;w;; awm :33 you uWu to >w< the xDD sudden :3 time 
uWu Than >_> if :33 you ^w^ had :3 at :3 weisuwe known :3 of this. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. UwU How >w< did UwU he ^w^ take x3 it; ;;w;; who >w< did >_< taste uWu to him? 
^w^ HUBEWT. xDD A ^w^ monk, ^-^ I tell you; a resolved villain, 
>_< Whose xDD bowews :3 suddenwy OwO buwst x3 out. ^.^ The OwO King 
^w^ Yet >_< speaks, ^-^ and ÚwÚ pewadventuwe ^w^ may ^-^ wecovew. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. >_< Who didst >w< thou uWu weave uWu to ^.^ tend ^.^ his x3 Majesty? 
^w^ HUBEWT. :3 Why, >_< knyow :33 you xDD nyot? ^.^ The ÚwÚ wowds are ;;w;; aww come OwO back, 
And brought xDD Pwince Henry ^-^ in their xDD company; 
x3 At :3 whose :33 wequest >w< the OwO King hath ;;w;; pawdon'd them, 
And :33 they are ;;w;; aww uWu about ^.^ his xDD Majesty. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^-^ Withhowd ^w^ thinye indignation, ^w^ mighty :33 heaven, 
And >w< tempt uWu us UwU nyot uWu to ;;w;; beaw ^w^ above x3 ouw power! 
>_< I'ww tell ^-^ thee, x3 Hubewt, :3 hawf >_> my ÚwÚ powew ^w^ this OwO nyight, 
UwU Passing uWu these uWu fwats, are ^.^ taken :3 by >w< the tide- 
These ÚwÚ Wincown ÚwÚ Washes have xDD devouwed ^.^ them; 
^w^ Mysewf, :33 weww-mounted, hardly have ÚwÚ escap'd. 
:3 Away, x3 befowe! >_> conduct :33 me uWu to >w< the OwO King; 
^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt UwU he >w< wiww >_< be ^-^ dead >w< ow ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^-^ come. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE 7. 

^.^ The :33 owchawd :3 at ^w^ Swinstead ^w^ Abbey 

^-^ Entew PRINCE HENRY, SALISBURY, ^-^ and OwO BIGOT 

PRINCE :3 HENWY. >_> It is x3 too late; >w< the OwO wife :3 of ;;w;; aww ^.^ his UwU bwood 
Is >_< touch'd >_< cowwuptibwy, ^-^ and ^.^ his >_> puwe ÚwÚ bwain. 
Which ÚwÚ some uWu suppose >w< the ^.^ souw's frail :33 dwewwing-house, 
^.^ Doth :3 by >w< the xDD idwe xDD comments ^w^ that it ^-^ makes 
Foretell >w< the >_< ending :3 of mortality. 

^-^ Entew PEMBROKE 

:3 PEMBWOKE. :33 His Highness yet x3 doth :3 speak, ^-^ and UwU howds >w< bewief 
UwU That, being brought uWu into >w< the uWu open ;;w;; aiw, 
>_> It :3 wouwd >w< awway >w< the burning ^-^ quawity 
Of ^w^ that uWu feww OwO poison xDD which :33 assaiweth ^-^ him. 
PRINCE :3 HENWY. Let xDD him >_< be brought uWu into >w< the :33 owchawd uWu hewe. 
^.^ Doth UwU he OwO stiww x3 wage? x3 Exit OwO BIGOT 
:3 PEMBWOKE. He is :33 mowe ^.^ patient 
uWu Than uWu when :33 you UwU weft xDD him; uWu even now UwU he ^w^ sung. 
PRINCE :3 HENWY. O vanity :3 of >_> sicknyess! ;;w;; Fiewce ^-^ extwemes 
^.^ In their continuance >w< wiww UwU nyot feel uWu themsewves. 
>_< Death, having OwO pwey'd upon >w< the UwU outwawd ^w^ pawts, 
Leaves them invisible, ^-^ and ^.^ his siege is now 
Against >w< the >w< mind, >w< the xDD which UwU he pricks ^-^ and >_< wounds 
With uWu many legions :3 of ^-^ stwange OwO fantasies, 
Which, ^-^ in their ^-^ thwong ^-^ and ^-^ pwess uWu to ^w^ that last UwU howd, 
Confound uWu themsewves. 'Tis ^-^ stwange ^w^ that ÚwÚ death OwO shouwd sing. 
^-^ I am >w< the uWu cygnyet uWu to ^w^ this ^-^ pawe UwU faint >_< swan 
>_< Who :3 chants a ^.^ dowefuw hymn uWu to ^.^ his ^-^ own >_< death, 
And OwO fwom >w< the xDD owgan-pipe :3 of ^w^ fwaiwty uWu sings 
:33 His ^w^ souw ^-^ and body uWu to their :33 wasting >_> west. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. ;;w;; Be :3 of ^w^ good uWu comfowt, ;;w;; Pwince; for :33 you are >w< bown 
>_< To ^w^ set a OwO fowm upon ^w^ that xDD indigest 
Which UwU he hath UwU weft ;;w;; so >_> shapewess ^-^ and ;;w;; so >w< wude. 

^-^ We-entew OwO BIGOT ^-^ and :3 attendants, ;;w;; who >_< bwing ^-^ in 
UwU KING :3 JOHN ^-^ in a uWu chaiw 

UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, now >_> my ^w^ souw hath OwO ewbow-woom; 
>_> It :3 wouwd UwU nyot :33 out :3 at UwU windows >_< nyow :3 at >_> doows. 
;;w;; Thewe is ;;w;; so hot a summer ^-^ in >_> my bosom 
:33 That ;;w;; aww >_> my xDD bowews :33 cwumbwe :3 up uWu to dust. 
^-^ I am a ;;w;; scwibbwed OwO fowm ^.^ dwawn xDD with a pen 
ÚwÚ Upon a >_< pawchment, ^-^ and ÚwÚ against ^w^ this ^w^ fiwe 
:3 Do ^-^ I shrink ;;w;; up. 
PRINCE :3 HENWY. UwU How :33 fawes ^-^ youw x3 Majesty? 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. UwU Poison'd-iww-fawe! x3 Dead, ^.^ fowsook, ÚwÚ cast off; 
And none :3 of :33 you >w< wiww :33 bid >w< the xDD wintew come 
>_< To ;;w;; thwust ^.^ his ^-^ icy fingers ^-^ in >_> my :33 maw, 
>_> Nyow let >_> my kingdom's >w< wivews ^w^ take their ÚwÚ couwse 
>_> Thwough >_> my :33 buwn'd UwU bosom, >_< nyow entreat >w< the north 
>_< To uWu make ^.^ his x3 bweak UwU winds >_> kiss >_> my parched ÚwÚ wips 
And x3 comfowt :33 me xDD with >_< cowd. ^-^ I do UwU nyot ask :33 you ;;w;; much; 
^-^ I >w< beg >_< cowd comfort; ^-^ and :33 you are ;;w;; so strait 
And ;;w;; so uWu ingwatefuw :33 you uWu deny :33 me UwU that. 
PRINCE :3 HENWY. O ^w^ that >w< thewe were ÚwÚ some virtue ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ teaws, 
:33 That :33 might >w< wewieve >_> you! 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. ^.^ The uWu sawt ^-^ in them is ÚwÚ hot. 
;;w;; Within :33 me is a ^.^ heww; ^-^ and >w< thewe >w< the OwO poison 
Is ÚwÚ as a x3 fiend :33 confin'd uWu to ;;w;; tywannyize 
:3 On >w< unwepwievabwe xDD condemnyed >w< bwood. 

^-^ Entew >w< the BASTARD 

;;w;; BASTAWD. OwO O, ^-^ I am scalded xDD with >_> my >_< viowent ÚwÚ motion 
And spleen :3 of >_< speed uWu to see ^-^ youw Majesty! 
UwU KING ^.^ JOHN. O cousin, >w< thou UwU awt come uWu to ^w^ set mine :3 eye! 
^.^ The uWu tackwe :3 of >_> my :33 heawt is crack'd ^-^ and ^w^ buwnt, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the ;;w;; shwouds wherewith >_> my OwO wife OwO shouwd UwU saiw 
;;w;; Awe turned uWu to >w< onye ;;w;; thwead, >w< onye ^-^ wittwe ^w^ haiw; 
^w^ My :33 heawt hath >w< onye x3 poow ÚwÚ stwing uWu to x3 stay it ;;w;; by, 
Which UwU howds but :3 tiww thy OwO nyews >_< be uWu uttewed; 
And :33 then ;;w;; aww ^w^ this >w< thou ^.^ seest is but a clod 
And OwO moduwe :3 of UwU confounded royalty. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^.^ The uWu Dauphin is preparing ^w^ hithewwawd, 
;;w;; Whewe >_> God He UwU knyows how ;;w;; we >_< shaww answer xDD him; 
:3 Fow ^-^ in a night >w< the uWu best ^.^ pawt :3 of >_> my pow'r, 
:33 As ^-^ I upon ^w^ advantage >w< did remove, 
^.^ Wewe ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ Washes ;;w;; aww unwarily 
Devoured :3 by >w< the ^w^ unyexpected ;;w;; fwood. :33 [The UwU KING ;;w;; dies] 
UwU SAWISBUWY. You ^-^ bweathe uWu these ^-^ dead OwO nyews ^-^ in ÚwÚ as ^-^ dead :3 an ^.^ eaw. 
^w^ My liege! >_> my lord! xDD But now a :33 king-nyow thus. 
PRINCE :3 HENWY. uWu Even ;;w;; so must ^-^ I run ;;w;; on, ^-^ and uWu even ;;w;; so stop. 
:3 What UwU suwety :3 of >w< the world, what x3 hope, what ;;w;; stay, 
When ^w^ this >_> was now a uWu king, ^-^ and now is >w< cway? 
;;w;; BASTAWD. ^-^ Awt >w< thou ^w^ gonye so? ^-^ I do but x3 stay x3 behind 
>_< To do >w< the :33 office for ÚwÚ thee :3 of revenge, 
And :33 then >_> my ^w^ souw >_< shaww :3 wait on ÚwÚ thee uWu to :33 heaven, 
:33 As it on earth hath OwO been thy servant >w< stiww. 
xDD Nyow, uWu nyow, :33 you stars ^w^ that ^.^ move ^-^ in ^-^ youw >w< wight xDD sphewes, 
;;w;; Whewe >_< be ^-^ youw ^-^ pow'ws? x3 Show now ^-^ youw ^.^ mended >_> faiths, 
And instantly ^w^ wetuwn xDD with :33 me ;;w;; again 
>_< To push >w< destwuction ^-^ and xDD pewpetuaw OwO shame 
>_> Out :3 of >w< the ^w^ weak :33 doow :3 of x3 ouw fainting >_< wand. 
uWu Stwaight let uWu us >_> seek, >w< ow straight ;;w;; we >_< shaww >_< be >_> sought; 
^.^ The uWu Dauphin ^w^ wages :3 at x3 ouw :3 vewy heels. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. >_> It ^-^ seems :33 you >_< knyow not, uWu then, ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we: 
^.^ The Cardinal >_> Panduwph is >_> within :3 at rest, 
>_< Who :3 hawf :3 an hour >_> since came OwO fwom >w< the OwO Dauphin, 
And UwU bwings OwO fwom xDD him >_< such offers :3 of x3 ouw peace 
:33 As ;;w;; we xDD with >w< honyouw ^-^ and ^w^ wespect ^w^ may take, 
With OwO puwpose uWu pwesentwy uWu to uWu weave ^w^ this ^.^ waw. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. He >w< wiww >w< the :3 wathew do it uWu when UwU he x3 sees 
^-^ Ouwsewves ^w^ weww OwO sinyewed uWu to x3 ouw ÚwÚ defence. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. Nay, ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ in a >w< mannyew ^w^ donye ÚwÚ awweady; 
:3 Fow uWu many >_< cawwiages UwU he hath ^-^ dispatch'd 
>_< To >w< the x3 sea-side, ^-^ and put ^.^ his >_< cause ^-^ and :3 quawwew 
>_< To >w< the ;;w;; disposing :3 of >w< the UwU Cawdinyaw; 
With whom ÚwÚ youwsewf, x3 mysewf, ^-^ and x3 othew ^w^ wowds, 
UwU If :33 you xDD think uWu meet, ^w^ this xDD aftewnyoon >w< wiww ÚwÚ post 
>_< To ^.^ consummate ^w^ this business ^-^ happiwy. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. Let it >_< be >_< so. And ^.^ you, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe Prince, 
With x3 othew ^.^ pwinces ^w^ that ^w^ may uWu best >_< be ^-^ spaw'd, 
ÚwÚ Shaww :3 wait upon ^-^ youw >_> fathew's ^-^ funyewaw. 
PRINCE :3 HENWY. x3 At :33 Wowcestew must ^.^ his body >_< be interr'd; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; so UwU he >_> wiww'd uWu it. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. x3 Thithew >_< shaww ^w^ it, >_> then; 
And ^.^ happiwy ^w^ may ^-^ youw sweet >_> sewf put on 
^.^ The ÚwÚ winyeaw ^.^ state ^-^ and xDD gwowy :3 of >w< the :3 wand! 
>_< To whom, xDD with ;;w;; aww submission, on >_> my :33 knyee 
^-^ I do x3 bequeath >_> my faithful ÚwÚ sewvices 
And OwO twue >w< subjection :33 evewwastingwy. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. And >w< the OwO wike tender :3 of x3 ouw :33 wove ;;w;; we >_< make, 
>_< To :33 west :33 without a xDD spot for ^w^ evewmowe. 
PRINCE :3 HENWY. ^-^ I have a uWu kind ^w^ souw ^w^ that :3 wouwd >w< give :33 you xDD thanks, 
And UwU knyows UwU nyot how uWu to do it but xDD with ^.^ teaws. 
;;w;; BASTAWD. OwO O, let uWu us ^-^ pay >w< the :3 time but :33 nyeedfuw ÚwÚ woe, 
;;w;; Since it hath OwO been uWu befowehand xDD with x3 ouw >_< gwiefs. 
^.^ This ;;w;; Engwand UwU nyevew did, >_< nyow UwU nyevew UwU shaww, 
Lie :3 at >w< the ÚwÚ pwoud ^.^ foot :3 of a conqueror, 
xDD But uWu when it >_> fiwst >w< did :33 hewp uWu to ÚwÚ wound ^-^ itsewf. 
:3 Nyow uWu these ;;w;; hew ^.^ pwinces are come home >w< again, 
^w^ Come >w< the xDD thwee :3 cownyews :3 of >w< the UwU wowwd ^-^ in ^w^ awms, 
And ;;w;; we >_< shaww xDD shock uWu them. xDD Nyought >_< shaww uWu make uWu us >_> wue, 
UwU If ;;w;; Engwand uWu to ^w^ itsewf do :33 west but :3 twue. Exeunt 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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>w< THE TRAGEDY UwU OF >_< JUWIUS CAESAR 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

>_< JUWIUS ÚwÚ CAESAW, UwU Woman >_> statesman ^-^ and ^-^ genyewaw 
ÚwÚ OCTAVIUS, ^w^ Twiumviw after Caesar's >_< death, later Augustus ^.^ Caesaw, 
>_> fiwst ^w^ empewow :3 of ^w^ Wome 
^-^ MAWK ^w^ ANTONY, ^-^ genyewaw ^-^ and uWu fwiend :3 of ^.^ Caesaw, a ^w^ Twiumviw after ^.^ his ÚwÚ death 
LEPIDUS, ^.^ thiwd ;;w;; membew :3 of >w< the Triumvirate 
^w^ MAWCUS BRUTUS, leader :3 of >w< the xDD conspiwacy ÚwÚ against ÚwÚ Caesaw 
;;w;; CASSIUS, OwO instigatow :3 of >w< the xDD conspiwacy 
CASCA, :3 conspiwatow ÚwÚ against ÚwÚ Caesaw 
>_< TWEBONyIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
xDD CAIUS :3 WIGAWIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
^w^ DECIUS BRUTUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
xDD METEWWUS x3 CIMBEW, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
CINNA, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
^w^ CAWPUWNyIA, uWu wife :3 of ÚwÚ Caesaw 
PORTIA, uWu wife :3 of x3 Bwutus 
OwO CICEWO, senator 
UwU POPIWIUS, :33 " 
;;w;; POPIWIUS LENA, :33 " 
FLAVIUS, tribune 
>_> MAWUWWUS, tribune 
CATO, ^.^ suppowtow :3 of x3 Bwutus 
UwU WUCIWIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
^.^ TITINyIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
MESSALA, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
:33 VOWUMNyIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
^-^ AWTEMIDOWUS, a x3 teachew :3 of rhetoric 
CINNA, a poet 
VARRO, servant uWu to x3 Bwutus 
OwO CWITUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
:3 CWAUDIO, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
:33 STWATO, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
x3 WUCIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
^.^ DAWDANyIUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
uWu PINDAWUS, servant uWu to OwO Cassius 
^.^ The xDD Ghost :3 of ÚwÚ Caesaw 
xDD A Soothsayer 
xDD A Poet 
Senators, uWu Citizens, :3 Sowdiews, ^-^ Commonyews, Messengers, ^-^ and Servants 




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OwO SCENyE: Rome, >w< the conspirators' camp uWu nyeaw ^-^ Sawdis, ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ pwains :3 of ÚwÚ Phiwippi. 


>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ Wome. xDD A :33 stweet. 

^-^ Entew x3 Fwavius, UwU Mawuwwus, ^-^ and x3 cewtain uWu Commonyews. 

FLAVIUS. :33 Hence, ;;w;; home, :33 you xDD idwe creatures, x3 get :33 you home. 
Is ^w^ this a >_> howiday? ^w^ What, >_< knyow :33 you not, 
ÚwÚ Being :3 mechanyicaw, :33 you OwO ought UwU nyot ^.^ wawk 
ÚwÚ Upon a ^-^ wabowing x3 day :33 without >w< the uWu sign 
Of ^-^ youw ;;w;; pwofession? Speak, what >_> twade UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
ÚwÚ FIWST COMMONER. :3 Why, sir, a >_< cawpentew. 
x3 MAWUWWUS. ;;w;; Whewe is thy :3 weathew :33 apwon ^-^ and thy >_< wuwe? 
:3 What dost >w< thou xDD with thy uWu best :3 appawew on? 
You, sir, what >_> twade are :33 you? 
SECOND COMMONER. ^w^ Twuwy, sir, ^-^ in ^w^ wespect :3 of a UwU finye ^-^ wowkman, ^-^ I am 
OwO but, ÚwÚ as :33 you :3 wouwd say, a UwU cobbwew. 
x3 MAWUWWUS. xDD But what >_> twade UwU awt ^.^ thou? :33 Answew :33 me ;;w;; diwectwy. 
SECOND COMMONER. xDD A >w< twade, sir, that, ^-^ I x3 hope, ^-^ I ^w^ may ÚwÚ use xDD with a >_> safe 
;;w;; conscience, xDD which is UwU indeed, sir, a mender :3 of ÚwÚ bad xDD sowes. 
x3 MAWUWWUS. :3 What >w< twade, >w< thou knave? Thou ÚwÚ nyaughty >_> knyave, what ^w^ twade? 
SECOND COMMONER. Nay, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, sir, >_< be UwU nyot :33 out xDD with x3 me; yet, 
>_> if :33 you >_< be x3 out, sir, ^-^ I ^w^ can :33 mend ÚwÚ you. 
x3 MAWUWWUS. :3 What mean'st >w< thou :3 by that? ^-^ Mend me, >w< thou saucy fellow! 
SECOND COMMONER. :3 Why, sir, ^-^ cobbwe ÚwÚ you. 
FLAVIUS. Thou UwU awt a :3 cobbwew, UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
SECOND COMMONER. ^w^ Twuwy, x3 Siw, ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< wive :3 by is xDD with >w< the OwO aww; ^-^ I 
^-^ meddwe xDD with xDD nyo :33 twadesman's xDD mattews, >_< nyow >_> women's xDD mattews, but xDD with 
:33 aww. ^-^ I am UwU indeed, sir, a ^w^ suwgeon uWu to old ^.^ shoes; uWu when :33 they are ^-^ in 
>_> gweat ^.^ dangew, ^-^ I ÚwÚ wecovew uWu them. :33 As xDD pwopew ^-^ men ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew trod upon 
ÚwÚ nyeat's :3 weathew have ^w^ gonye upon >_> my handiwork. 
FLAVIUS. xDD But wherefore UwU awt UwU nyot ^-^ in thy shop OwO today? 
^.^ Why dost >w< thou ÚwÚ wead uWu these ^-^ men uWu about >w< the streets? 
SECOND COMMONER. ^w^ Twuwy, sir, uWu to >_< weaw :33 out their shoes uWu to x3 get myself 
uWu into :33 mowe work. xDD But UwU indeed, sir, ;;w;; we uWu make ^w^ howiday uWu to see ÚwÚ Caesaw 
^-^ and uWu to UwU wejoice ^-^ in ^.^ his triumph. 
x3 MAWUWWUS. ^.^ Whewefowe ^.^ wejoice? :3 What UwU conquest UwU bwings UwU he ^w^ home? 
:3 What UwU twibutawies x3 fowwow xDD him uWu to ^w^ Wome 
>_< To ^.^ gwace ^-^ in OwO captive xDD bonds ^.^ his ^-^ chawiot >_> wheews? 
You blocks, :33 you :3 stonyes, :33 you worse than :33 sensewess xDD things! 
O :33 you :33 hawd hearts, :33 you OwO cwuew ^-^ men :3 of Rome, 
xDD Knyew :33 you UwU nyot Pompey? ^w^ Many a :3 time ^-^ and oft 
>_< Have :33 you ^.^ cwimb'd :3 up uWu to >_> wawws ^-^ and battlements, 
>_< To ^.^ towews ^-^ and windows, >w< yea, uWu to chimney >w< tops, 
;;w;; Youw >_< infants ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^w^ awms, ^-^ and >w< thewe have :33 sat 
^.^ The x3 wivewong x3 day xDD with ^.^ patient uWu expectation 
>_< To see >_> gweat ^-^ Pompey ^w^ pass >w< the uWu stweets :3 of ^.^ Wome. 
And uWu when :33 you OwO saw ^.^ his ^-^ chawiot but :33 appeaw, 
>_< Have :33 you UwU nyot uWu made :3 an universal ;;w;; shout 
:33 That xDD Tibew trembled >w< undewnyeath ;;w;; hew UwU banks 
>_< To >_> heaw >w< the replication :3 of ^-^ youw sounds 
^-^ Made ^-^ in ;;w;; hew :33 concave ^.^ showes? 
And do :33 you now put on ^-^ youw uWu best OwO attiwe? 
And do :33 you now uWu cuww :33 out a >_> howiday? 
And do :33 you now >_< stwew >w< fwowews ^-^ in ^.^ his x3 way 
:33 That ÚwÚ comes ^-^ in ÚwÚ twiumph OwO ovew Pompey's :3 bwood? 
;;w;; Be :33 gonye! 
ÚwÚ Wun uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ houses, x3 faww upon ^-^ youw knees, 
xDD Pway uWu to >w< the UwU gods uWu to ^w^ intewmit >w< the ^w^ pwague 
:33 That xDD nyeeds must :3 wight on ^w^ this ^-^ ingwatitude. 
FLAVIUS. ^.^ Go, go, ^w^ good >_< countwymen, UwU and, for ^w^ this :33 fauwt, 
ÚwÚ Assembwe ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 poow ^-^ men :3 of ^-^ youw sort, 
Draw them uWu to xDD Tibew ÚwÚ banks, ^-^ and UwU weep ^-^ youw tears 
>w< Into >w< the :33 channyew, :3 tiww >w< the lowest ^w^ stweam 
:3 Do >_> kiss >w< the :3 most exalted ^.^ showes :3 of ÚwÚ aww. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww uWu Commonyews. 
ÚwÚ See whether their ^.^ basest ^w^ metaw >_< be UwU nyot x3 moved; 
xDD They vanish x3 tongue-tied ^-^ in their guiltiness. 
:3 Go :33 you OwO down ^w^ that x3 way ^.^ towawds >w< the Capitol; 
^.^ This x3 way >w< wiww xDD I. Disrobe >w< the OwO images 
UwU If :33 you do find them :3 deck'd xDD with :3 cewemonyies. 
x3 MAWUWWUS. :3 May ;;w;; we do so? 
You >_< knyow it is >w< the xDD feast :3 of xDD Wupewcaw. 
FLAVIUS. >_> It is xDD nyo matter; let xDD nyo OwO images 
;;w;; Be hung xDD with Caesar's ^w^ twophies. >_< I'ww uWu about 
And :33 dwive xDD away >w< the ^-^ vuwgaw OwO fwom >w< the streets; 
So do :33 you OwO too, >w< whewe :33 you :3 pewceive them thick. 
These growing feathers UwU pwuck'd OwO fwom Caesar's UwU wing 
Will uWu make xDD him OwO fwy :3 an OwO owdinyawy :33 pitch, 
>_< Who else :3 wouwd soar ^w^ above >w< the ^-^ view :3 of ^-^ men 
And :3 keep uWu us ;;w;; aww ^-^ in ;;w;; sewviwe ^w^ feawfuwnyess. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
xDD A ÚwÚ pubwic ;;w;; pwace. 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew >_> Caesaw; >w< Antony, for >w< the course; ^w^ Cawpuwnyia, x3 Powtia, 
Decius, UwU Cicewo, :33 Bwutus, Cassius, ^-^ and OwO Casca; a >_> gweat crowd uWu fowwows, 
xDD among them a ^-^ Soothsayew. 

>_> CAESAW. :33 Cawpuwnyia! 
CASCA. ^w^ Peace, uWu ho! ÚwÚ Caesaw ^.^ speaks. 
^w^ Music ceases. 
>_> CAESAW. :33 Cawpuwnyia! 
:33 CAWPUWNyIA. >_> Hewe, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> CAESAW. :33 Stand :33 you directly ^-^ in Antonio's OwO way, 
When UwU he x3 doth run ^.^ his >_> couwse. :33 Antonyio! 
ANTONY. ^.^ Caesaw, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_> CAESAW. >_> Fowget UwU nyot ^-^ in ^-^ youw x3 speed, :3 Antonyio, 
>_< To >_< touch ^w^ Cawpuwnyia, for x3 ouw UwU ewdews say 
^.^ The ;;w;; bawwen, UwU touched ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU howy ;;w;; chase, 
Shake off their ^w^ stewiwe ^.^ cuwse. 
ANTONY. ^-^ I >_< shaww OwO wemembew. 
When ÚwÚ Caesaw x3 says :3 "Do :33 this," it is perform'd. 
>_> CAESAW. ^-^ Set ;;w;; on, ^-^ and uWu weave xDD nyo :3 cewemony x3 out. xDD Fwouwish. 
SOOTHSAYER. ^w^ Caesaw! 
>_> CAESAW. Ha! >_< Who ^w^ cawws? 
CASCA. OwO Bid >_> evewy noise >_< be >w< stiww. >_> Peace yet ;;w;; again! 
>_> CAESAW. >_< Who is it ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ pwess ^w^ that >w< cawws on ÚwÚ me? 
^-^ I >_> heaw a uWu tongue, ^w^ shwiwwew than ;;w;; aww >w< the music, 
OwO Cwy ^-^ "Caesaw." Speak, ÚwÚ Caesaw is OwO tuwn'd uWu to >w< heaw. 
SOOTHSAYER. Beware >w< the >_< ides :3 of ^-^ Mawch. 
>_> CAESAW. :3 What man is that? 
BRUTUS. xDD A ÚwÚ soothsayew :33 you :33 bewawe >w< the >_< ides :3 of ^-^ Mawch. 
>_> CAESAW. ^-^ Set xDD him :33 befowe :33 me let :33 me see ^.^ his OwO face. 
UwU CASSIUS. uWu Fewwow, come OwO fwom >w< the ;;w;; thwong; >w< wook upon Caesar. 
>_> CAESAW. :3 What say'st >w< thou uWu to :33 me OwO nyow? OwO Speak once again. 
SOOTHSAYER. Beware >w< the >_< ides :3 of ^-^ Mawch. 
>_> CAESAW. He is a dreamer; let uWu us uWu weave ^-^ him. Pass. 
Sennet. Exeunt ;;w;; aww but x3 Bwutus ^-^ and ^.^ Cassius. 
UwU CASSIUS. Will :33 you ^w^ go see >w< the UwU owdew :3 of >w< the >_< couwse? 
BRUTUS. uWu Nyot xDD I. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, do. 
BRUTUS. ^-^ I am UwU nyot xDD gamesome; ^-^ I do x3 wack ÚwÚ some ^.^ pawt 
Of ^w^ that quick ÚwÚ spiwit ^w^ that is ^-^ in Antony. 
Let :33 me UwU nyot >w< hindew, Cassius, ^-^ youw OwO desiwes; 
>_< I'ww uWu weave ÚwÚ you. 
UwU CASSIUS. :33 Bwutus, ^-^ I do uWu obsewve :33 you now :3 of late; 
^-^ I have UwU nyot OwO fwom ^-^ youw ^.^ eyes ^w^ that UwU gentwenyess 
And ^w^ show :3 of :33 wove ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> was UwU wont uWu to x3 have; 
You ;;w;; beaw x3 too OwO stubbown ^-^ and x3 too ^-^ stwange a UwU hand 
:33 Ovew ^-^ youw uWu fwiend ^w^ that >_< woves ÚwÚ you. 
BRUTUS. Cassius, 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot >_< deceived; >_> if ^-^ I have OwO veiw'd >_> my UwU wook, 
^-^ I ^w^ tuwn >w< the trouble :3 of >_> my countenance 
Merely upon uWu mysewf. >_> Vexed ^-^ I am 
Of OwO wate xDD with UwU passions :3 of ÚwÚ some ;;w;; diffewence, 
Conceptions :3 onwy xDD pwopew uWu to x3 mysewf, 
Which >w< give ÚwÚ some soil >_< pewhaps uWu to >_> my xDD behaviows; 
xDD But let UwU nyot x3 thewefowe >_> my ^w^ good >w< fwiends >_< be grieved- 
Among xDD which number, Cassius, >_< be :33 you ;;w;; onye- 
>_> Nyow construe :33 any further >_> my neglect 
uWu Than ^w^ that x3 poow x3 Bwutus xDD with himself :3 at ^-^ waw 
>_> Fowgets >w< the :3 shows :3 of :33 wove uWu to x3 othew UwU men. 
UwU CASSIUS. OwO Then, :33 Bwutus, ^-^ I have ÚwÚ much :3 mistook ^-^ youw uWu passion, 
By ÚwÚ means xDD wheweof ^w^ this :3 bweast :3 of mine hath UwU buwied 
:3 Thoughts :3 of >_> gweat ÚwÚ vawue, ^-^ wowthy :3 cogitations. 
Tell me, ^w^ good :33 Bwutus, ^w^ can :33 you see ^-^ youw xDD face? 
BRUTUS. x3 Nyo, Cassius, for >w< the eye x3 sees UwU nyot ^w^ itsewf 
xDD But :3 by :33 wefwection, :3 by ÚwÚ some x3 othew >_< things. 
UwU CASSIUS. 'Tis OwO just, 
And it is :3 vewy ÚwÚ much ^w^ wamented, :33 Bwutus, 
:33 That :33 you have xDD nyo >_< such >_> miwwows ÚwÚ as >w< wiww ^w^ tuwn 
;;w;; Youw ^.^ hidden uWu wowthinyess uWu into ^-^ youw eye 
:33 That :33 you :33 might see ^-^ youw ;;w;; shadow. ^-^ I have heard 
;;w;; Whewe uWu many :3 of >w< the uWu best ^w^ wespect ^-^ in Rome, 
Except immortal ^.^ Caesaw, ^w^ speaking :3 of x3 Bwutus 
And groaning >w< undewnyeath ^w^ this age's ^.^ yoke, 
>_< Have wish'd ^w^ that ^-^ nyobwe x3 Bwutus ^w^ had ^.^ his ^-^ eyes. 
BRUTUS. >w< Into what :3 dangews :3 wouwd :33 you ÚwÚ wead me, Cassius, 
:33 That :33 you :3 wouwd have :33 me >w< seek uWu into myself 
:3 Fow ^w^ that xDD which is UwU nyot ^-^ in ÚwÚ me? 
UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Thewefowe, ^w^ good :33 Bwutus, >_< be xDD pwepawed uWu to uWu heaw, 
And >_> since :33 you >_< knyow :33 you ;;w;; cannyot see :33 youwsewf 
So ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as :3 by :33 wefwection, ^-^ I ^-^ youw x3 gwass 
Will uWu modestwy x3 discovew uWu to :33 youwsewf 
:33 That :3 of :33 youwsewf xDD which :33 you yet >_< knyow UwU nyot >_< of. 
And >_< be UwU nyot >w< jeawous on me, ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ Bwutus; 
^.^ Wewe ^-^ I a UwU common xDD waughew, >w< ow >w< did ÚwÚ use 
>_< To UwU stawe xDD with OwO owdinyawy :3 oaths >_> my :33 wove 
>_< To >_> evewy xDD nyew x3 pwotestew, >_> if :33 you >_< knyow 
:33 That ^-^ I do ^w^ fawn on ^-^ men ^-^ and ;;w;; hug them :33 hawd 
And after scandal them, >w< ow >_> if :33 you >_< knyow 
:33 That ^-^ I profess myself ^-^ in OwO banqueting 
>_< To ;;w;; aww >w< the rout, :33 then hold :33 me ÚwÚ dangewous. 
>_> Fwouwish ^-^ and xDD shout. 
BRUTUS. :3 What ÚwÚ means ^w^ this ^w^ shouting? ^-^ I do ^w^ feaw >w< the uWu peopwe 
>_> Choose ÚwÚ Caesaw for their ^w^ king. 
UwU CASSIUS. x3 Ay, do :33 you ^w^ feaw it? 
UwU Then must ^-^ I xDD think :33 you :3 wouwd UwU nyot have it >_< so. 
BRUTUS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd not, Cassius, yet ^-^ I :33 wove xDD him ^.^ weww. 
xDD But wherefore do :33 you hold :33 me ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; so long? 
:3 What is it ^w^ that :33 you :3 wouwd impart uWu to ÚwÚ me? 
UwU If it >_< be :3 aught ^.^ towawd >w< the ^-^ genyewaw ^.^ good, 
^-^ Set >_< honyow ^-^ in >w< onye eye ^-^ and ÚwÚ death ^.^ i' >w< the x3 othew 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< wook on x3 both indifferently. 
:3 Fow let >w< the UwU gods ;;w;; so >_< speed :33 me ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :33 wove 
^.^ The name :3 of >_< honyow :33 mowe than ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ^-^ death. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ that virtue uWu to >_< be ^-^ in ^.^ you, :33 Bwutus, 
:33 As ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do >_< knyow ^-^ youw UwU outwawd >w< favow. 
xDD Weww, >_< honyow is >w< the xDD subject :3 of >_> my ^.^ stowy. 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell what :33 you ^-^ and x3 othew ^-^ men 
>w< Think :3 of ^w^ this >_< wife, OwO but, for >_> my :33 singwe self, 
^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ as lief UwU nyot >_< be ÚwÚ as >_< wive uWu to >_< be 
^.^ In awe :3 of >_< such a >_> thing ÚwÚ as ^-^ I uWu mysewf. 
^-^ I >_> was >w< bown >w< fwee ÚwÚ as ^.^ Caesaw, ;;w;; so were you; 
OwO We x3 both have xDD fed ÚwÚ as UwU weww, ^-^ and ;;w;; we ^w^ can x3 both 
:3 Enduwe >w< the ^.^ wintew's >_< cowd ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as >w< he. 
:3 Fow once, upon a uWu waw ^-^ and ^w^ gusty x3 day, 
^.^ The xDD twoubwed xDD Tibew ^w^ chafing xDD with ;;w;; hew :33 showes, 
ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ said uWu to me, :33 "Dawest UwU thou, Cassius, now 
>_< Weap ^-^ in xDD with :33 me uWu into ^w^ this >w< angwy ^w^ fwood 
And ^w^ swim uWu to :3 yondew >_> point?" ÚwÚ Upon >w< the word, 
uWu Accoutwed ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ was, ^-^ I >w< pwunged ^-^ in 
And ^.^ bade xDD him ^w^ fowwow. So uWu indeed UwU he did. 
^.^ The x3 towwent roar'd, ^-^ and ;;w;; we >w< did x3 buffet it 
With lusty sinews, >_> thwowing it :33 aside 
And x3 stemming it xDD with ^-^ heawts :3 of controversy. 
xDD But ^-^ ewe ;;w;; we ^-^ couwd uWu awwive >w< the point ÚwÚ pwoposed, 
ÚwÚ Caesaw ^w^ cwied, >_> "Hewp me, Cassius, >w< ow ^-^ I >_< sink! 
;;w;; I, ÚwÚ as >w< Aenyeas x3 ouw >_> gweat x3 ancestow 
ÚwÚ Did OwO fwom >w< the ^-^ fwames :3 of uWu Twoy upon ^.^ his shoulder 
^.^ The old ;;w;; Anchises ^.^ beaw, ;;w;; so OwO fwom >w< the ^.^ waves :3 of xDD Tibew 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I >w< the ^.^ tiwed Caesar. And ^w^ this man 
Is now ^-^ become a god, ^-^ and OwO Cassius is 
xDD A >_> wwetched OwO cweatuwe ^-^ and must ;;w;; bend ^.^ his body 
UwU If ÚwÚ Caesaw uWu cawewesswy but UwU nyod on ^-^ him. 
He ^w^ had a ;;w;; fevew uWu when UwU he >_> was ^-^ in Spain, 
And uWu when >w< the >w< fit >_> was on xDD him ^-^ I >w< did >_< mawk 
UwU How UwU he >w< did shake. 'Tis ;;w;; twue, ^w^ this x3 god >w< did ^w^ shake; 
:33 His >w< cowawd ÚwÚ wips >w< did OwO fwom their x3 cowow UwU fwy, 
And ^w^ that ^-^ same eye :3 whose ;;w;; bend x3 doth awe >w< the UwU wowwd 
ÚwÚ Did ;;w;; wose ^.^ his luster. ^-^ I >w< did >_> heaw xDD him UwU gwoan. 
x3 Ay, ^-^ and ^w^ that tongue :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ that ^.^ bade >w< the ^-^ Womans 
Mark xDD him ^-^ and xDD wwite ^.^ his >_> speeches ^-^ in their >_> books, 
>_> Awas, it ^w^ cwied, :3 "Give :33 me ÚwÚ some drink, uWu Titinyius," 
:33 As a ÚwÚ sick ;;w;; giww. >w< Ye UwU gods! >_> It x3 doth OwO amaze :33 me 
xDD A man :3 of >_< such a feeble ^.^ tempew OwO shouwd 
So x3 get >w< the >_> stawt :3 of >w< the OwO majestic UwU wowwd 
And ;;w;; beaw >w< the :3 pawm alone. x3 Shout. xDD Fwouwish. 
BRUTUS. UwU Anyothew ^-^ genyewaw ^-^ shout! 
^-^ I do xDD bewieve ^w^ that uWu these UwU appwauses are 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ some xDD nyew ^.^ honyows ^w^ that are ÚwÚ heap'd on Caesar. 
UwU CASSIUS. :3 Why, ;;w;; man, UwU he x3 doth OwO bestwide >w< the narrow UwU wowwd 
>w< Wike a Colossus, ^-^ and ;;w;; we xDD petty ^-^ men 
Walk ^.^ undew ^.^ his ^w^ huge ÚwÚ wegs ^-^ and ^.^ peep uWu about 
>_< To find >_> ouwsewves ^w^ dishonyowabwe :3 gwaves. 
>w< Men :3 at ÚwÚ some :3 time are >w< mastews :3 of their x3 fates: 
^.^ The :33 fauwt, dear :33 Bwutus, is UwU nyot ^-^ in x3 ouw ÚwÚ staws, 
xDD But ^-^ in >_> ouwsewves ^w^ that ;;w;; we are UwU undewwings. 
x3 Bwutus ^-^ and ;;w;; Caesaw: what OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ in ^w^ that :33 "Caesaw"? 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd ^w^ that name >_< be UwU sounded :33 mowe than ÚwÚ youws? 
>w< Wwite them xDD togethew, ;;w;; youws is ÚwÚ as ^.^ faiw a name; 
^.^ Sound them, it x3 doth ^-^ become >w< the uWu mouth ÚwÚ as :3 weww; 
^w^ Weigh them, it is ÚwÚ as heavy; ^-^ conjuwe xDD with ^w^ 'em, 
"Brutus" >w< wiww >_> stawt a ÚwÚ spiwit ÚwÚ as UwU soon ÚwÚ as ^-^ "Caesaw." 
xDD Nyow, ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; nyames :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU gods :3 at once, 
ÚwÚ Upon what ^.^ meat x3 doth ^w^ this x3 ouw ÚwÚ Caesaw ;;w;; feed 
:33 That UwU he is x3 gwown ;;w;; so >_< gweat? xDD Age, >w< thou UwU awt OwO shamed! 
Rome, >w< thou UwU hast :33 wost >w< the ;;w;; bweed :3 of ^-^ nyobwe >w< bwoods! 
When UwU went >w< thewe :3 by :3 an age >_> since >w< the >_> gweat ^w^ fwood 
xDD But it >_> was famed xDD with :33 mowe than xDD with >w< onye man? 
When ^-^ couwd :33 they say :3 tiww now ^w^ that ^w^ tawk'd :3 of ^w^ Wome 
:33 That ;;w;; hew uWu wide >_> wawws :33 encompass'd but >w< onye man? 
:3 Nyow is it ^w^ Wome UwU indeed, ^-^ and room ^w^ enyough, 
When >w< thewe is ^-^ in it but >w< onye :3 onwy man. 
OwO O, :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ I have heard x3 ouw ^.^ fathews say 
;;w;; Thewe >_> was a x3 Bwutus once ^w^ that :3 wouwd have >_< bwook'd 
^.^ The eternal devil uWu to :3 keep ^.^ his ^.^ state ^-^ in ^w^ Wome 
:33 As ^w^ easiwy ÚwÚ as a ^w^ king. 
BRUTUS. :33 That :33 you do :33 wove me, ^-^ I am OwO nyothing jealous; 
:3 What :33 you :3 wouwd >w< wowk :33 me x3 to, ^-^ I have ÚwÚ some ^-^ aim. 
UwU How ^-^ I have :3 thought :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ and :3 of uWu these xDD times, 
^-^ I >_< shaww ^-^ wecount hereafter; for ^w^ this >_> pwesent, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd not, ;;w;; so xDD with :33 wove ^-^ I :33 might entreat ^.^ you, 
;;w;; Be :33 any further ÚwÚ moved. :3 What :33 you have ^-^ said 
^-^ I >w< wiww uWu considew; what :33 you have uWu to say 
^-^ I >w< wiww xDD with x3 patience uWu heaw, ^-^ and find a :3 time 
ÚwÚ Both meet uWu to >_> heaw ^-^ and answer >_< such >_> high >_< things. 
xDD Tiww uWu then, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ fwiend, ^w^ chew upon ^.^ this: 
x3 Bwutus ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< be a villager 
uWu Than uWu to xDD wepute himself a ^-^ son :3 of ^w^ Wome 
Under uWu these :33 hawd ^-^ conditions ÚwÚ as ^w^ this :3 time 
Is OwO wike uWu to lay upon :33 us. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad ^w^ that >_> my ^w^ weak >_> wowds 
>_< Have ^w^ stwuck but UwU thus ÚwÚ much ^w^ show :3 of ^w^ fiwe OwO fwom OwO Bwutus. 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ and ^.^ his :33 Twain. 

BRUTUS. ^.^ The ;;w;; games are x3 donye, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Caesaw is returning. 
UwU CASSIUS. :33 As :33 they ^w^ pass ;;w;; by, pluck ^.^ Casca :3 by >w< the ^-^ sweeve, 
And UwU he will, after ^.^ his :3 souw >w< fashion, tell :33 you 
:3 What hath ÚwÚ pwoceeded ^-^ wowthy UwU nyote >w< today. 
BRUTUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww do >_< so. >w< But, >w< wook ^.^ you, Cassius, 
^.^ The >w< angwy xDD spot x3 doth >_< gwow on Caesar's uWu bwow, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west >w< wook OwO wike a x3 chidden ^w^ twain: 
Calpurnia's cheek is pale, ^-^ and UwU Cicewo 
OwO Wooks xDD with >_< such :3 fewwet ^-^ and >_< such ^-^ fiewy ^.^ eyes 
:33 As ;;w;; we have seen xDD him ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ Capitow, 
ÚwÚ Being >w< cwoss'd ^-^ in xDD confewence :3 by ÚwÚ some OwO senyatows. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ Casca >w< wiww tell uWu us what >w< the :3 mattew ^.^ is. 
>_> CAESAW. :33 Antonyio! 
ANTONY. Caesar? 
>_> CAESAW. Let :33 me have ^-^ men uWu about :33 me ^w^ that are :33 fat, 
^-^ Sweek-headed men, ^-^ and >_< such ÚwÚ as OwO sweep uWu o' >_< nyights: 
OwO Yond OwO Cassius has a x3 wean ^-^ and UwU hungwy ;;w;; wook; 
He :33 thinks x3 too ;;w;; much; >_< such ^-^ men are ÚwÚ dangewous. 
ANTONY. Fear xDD him not, >_> Caesaw; ÚwÚ he's UwU nyot dangerous; 
He is a ^-^ nyobwe UwU Woman ^-^ and ^w^ weww x3 given. 
>_> CAESAW. >w< Wouwd UwU he were UwU fattew! xDD But ^-^ I ^w^ feaw xDD him not, 
^w^ Yet >_> if >_> my name were liable uWu to fear, 
^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< knyow >w< the man ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^.^ avoid 
So UwU soon ÚwÚ as ^w^ that spare ^.^ Cassius. He >_< weads much, 
He is a >_> gweat uWu obsewvew, ^-^ and UwU he OwO wooks 
Quite through >w< the deeds :3 of UwU men. He >_< woves xDD nyo ;;w;; pways, 
:33 As >w< thou >_> dost, ÚwÚ Antony; UwU he :33 heaws xDD nyo >_< music; 
Seldom UwU he >_< smiwes, ^-^ and ^-^ smiwes ^-^ in >_< such a >_> sowt 
:33 As >_> if UwU he >w< mock'd himself ^-^ and >_> scown'd ^.^ his ÚwÚ spiwit 
:33 That ^-^ couwd >_< be :33 moved uWu to ÚwÚ smiwe :3 at OwO anything. 
>_> Such ^-^ men ÚwÚ as UwU he >_< be UwU nyevew :3 at xDD heawt's ^-^ ease 
Whiles :33 they uWu behowd a greater than OwO themsewves, 
And x3 thewefowe are :33 they :3 vewy ÚwÚ dangewous. 
^-^ I :3 wathew tell ÚwÚ thee what is uWu to >_< be UwU feaw'd 
uWu Than what ^-^ I fear, for uWu awways ^-^ I am Caesar. 
^w^ Come on >_> my >w< wight ;;w;; hand, for ^w^ this >_> eaw is :33 deaf, 
And tell :33 me >_< twuwy what >w< thou think'st :3 of ^-^ him. 
Sennet. Exeunt ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ his :33 Twain but x3 Casca. 
CASCA. You ^w^ puww'd :33 me :3 by >w< the x3 cwoak; :3 wouwd :33 you UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
BRUTUS. x3 Ay, uWu Casca, tell uWu us what hath ^.^ chanced UwU today 
:33 That ÚwÚ Caesaw OwO wooks ;;w;; so uWu sad. 
CASCA. :3 Why, :33 you were xDD with :3 him, were :33 you xDD nyot? 
BRUTUS. ^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot :33 then ask ^.^ Casca what ^w^ had :33 chanced. 
CASCA. :3 Why, >w< thewe >_> was a crown uWu offewed :3 him, ^-^ and being uWu offewed :3 him, 
UwU he put it :3 by xDD with >w< the >_< back :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; hand, thus, ^-^ and :33 then >w< the 
uWu peopwe uWu feww :3 ashouting. 
BRUTUS. :3 What >_> was >w< the ;;w;; second noise for? 
CASCA. :3 Why, for ^w^ that >_< too. 
UwU CASSIUS. xDD They shouted >_< thwice. :3 What >_> was >w< the last ^.^ cwy for? 
CASCA. :3 Why, for ^w^ that >_< too. 
BRUTUS. uWu Was >w< the crown uWu offewed xDD him >_< thwice? 
CASCA. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, >_< wast, ^-^ and UwU he put it :3 by :3 thwice, >_> evewy :3 time gentler 
than >w< othew, ^-^ and :3 at >_> evewy putting :3 by mine uWu honyest ^.^ nyeighbows 
shouted. 
UwU CASSIUS. >_< Who uWu offewed xDD him >w< the xDD cwown? 
CASCA. :3 Why, Antony. 
BRUTUS. Tell uWu us >w< the >w< mannyew :3 of ^w^ it, ÚwÚ gentwe x3 Casca. 
CASCA. ^-^ I ^w^ can ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww >_< be ;;w;; hang'd ÚwÚ as tell >w< the >w< mannyew :3 of uWu it. >_> It >_> was 
mere >_< foowewy; ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot >_< mawk uWu it. ^-^ I OwO saw Mark Antony x3 offew xDD him a 
crown x3 (yet x3 'twas UwU nyot a crown neither, x3 'twas >w< onye :3 of uWu these 
^-^ cowonyets) UwU and, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< towd ^.^ you, UwU he put it :3 by ^w^ once. xDD But for ;;w;; aww 
that, uWu to >_> my UwU thinking, UwU he :3 wouwd :33 fain have ^w^ had uWu it. UwU Then UwU he uWu offewed 
it uWu to xDD him UwU again; :33 then UwU he put it :3 by again. >w< But, uWu to >_> my UwU thinking, UwU he 
>_> was :3 vewy ^-^ woath uWu to lay ^.^ his fingers off uWu it. And :33 then UwU he uWu offewed it 
>w< the ^.^ thiwd :33 time; UwU he put it >w< the ^.^ thiwd :3 time :3 by; ^-^ and OwO stiww ÚwÚ as UwU he 
UwU wefused ^w^ it, >w< the uWu wabbwement ^-^ hooted ^-^ and :33 cwapped their uWu chopped >w< hands 
^-^ and threw :3 up their ;;w;; sweaty nightcaps ^-^ and >w< uttewed >_< such a ^.^ deaw :3 of 
;;w;; stinking >_< bweath ÚwÚ because ÚwÚ Caesaw UwU wefused >w< the crown ^w^ that it ^w^ had 
almost >w< choked ^.^ Caesaw, for UwU he UwU swounded ^-^ and uWu feww OwO down :3 at uWu it. And 
for mine ^-^ own >_< pawt, ^-^ I durst UwU nyot ÚwÚ waugh for ^w^ feaw :3 of opening >_> my ÚwÚ wips 
^-^ and receiving >w< the ÚwÚ bad >w< aiw. 
UwU CASSIUS. >w< But, soft, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, x3 what, >w< did ^.^ Caesaws ^-^ wound? 
CASCA. He uWu feww OwO down ^-^ in >w< the marketplace ^-^ and >_< foamed :3 at uWu mouth ^-^ and >_> was 
UwU speechwess. 
BRUTUS. 'Tis :3 vewy ÚwÚ wike. He hath >w< the uWu fawwing >w< sicknyess. 
UwU CASSIUS. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ Caesaw hath it not, but ^.^ you, ^-^ and ;;w;; I, 
And uWu honyest uWu Casca, ;;w;; we have >w< the uWu fawwing >w< sicknyess. 
CASCA. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what :33 you UwU mean :3 by that, but ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ Caesaw uWu feww 
down. UwU If >w< the tagrag uWu peopwe >w< did UwU nyot OwO cwap xDD him ^-^ and UwU hiss xDD him 
uWu accowding ÚwÚ as UwU he ÚwÚ pweased ^-^ and x3 dispweased them, ÚwÚ as :33 they ÚwÚ use uWu to do 
>w< the players ^-^ in >w< the theatre, ^-^ I am xDD nyo OwO twue man. 
BRUTUS. :3 What ^-^ said UwU he uWu when UwU he came >_< unto xDD himsewf? 
CASCA. x3 Mawwy, :33 befowe UwU he uWu feww x3 down, uWu when UwU he OwO pewceived >w< the UwU common 
herd >_> was ^.^ gwad UwU he UwU wefused >w< the ^w^ cwown, UwU he plucked :33 me OwO ope ^.^ his doublet 
^-^ and uWu offewed them ^.^ his :33 thwoat uWu to uWu cut. ;;w;; An ^w^ had OwO been a man :3 of :33 any 
^-^ occupation, >_> if ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have ^.^ taken xDD him :3 at a word, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I 
:33 might ^w^ go uWu to uWu heww xDD among >w< the x3 wogues. And ;;w;; so UwU he :3 feww. When UwU he came 
uWu to himself >w< again, UwU he ^w^ said, >_> if UwU he ^w^ had ^w^ donye >w< ow ^-^ said anything ^-^ amiss, 
UwU he desired their OwO wowships uWu to xDD think it >_> was ^.^ his xDD infiwmity. Three >w< ow 
:3 fouw x3 wenches >w< whewe ^-^ I >w< stood ^w^ cwied, x3 "Awas, ^w^ good >_> souw!" ^-^ and uWu fowgave 
xDD him xDD with ;;w;; aww their hearts. xDD But >_< thewe's xDD nyo heed uWu to >_< be ^.^ taken :3 of 
^.^ them; >_> if ÚwÚ Caesaw ^w^ had ^.^ stabbed their OwO mothews, :33 they :3 wouwd have ^w^ donye 
xDD nyo xDD wess. 
BRUTUS. And after ^w^ that UwU he >w< came, UwU thus x3 sad, ;;w;; away? 
CASCA. ^w^ Ay. 
UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Did UwU Cicewo say >w< anything? 
CASCA. x3 Ay, UwU he ^-^ spoke >_< Gweek. 
UwU CASSIUS. >_< To what x3 effect? 
CASCA. Nay, :3 an ^-^ I tell :33 you that, >_< I'ww >w< nye'ew >w< wook :33 you ^.^ i' >w< the UwU face 
UwU again; but those ^w^ that ÚwÚ undewstood xDD him smiled :3 at >w< onye uWu anyothew ^-^ and 
:3 shook their heads; but for mine ^-^ own >_< pawt, it >_> was :33 Gweek uWu to >w< me. ^-^ I 
^-^ couwd tell :33 you :33 mowe OwO nyews >_< too: Marullus ^-^ and x3 Fwavius, for ^w^ puwwing 
xDD scawfs off Caesar's UwU images, are put uWu to ^-^ siwence. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. 
;;w;; Thewe >_> was :33 mowe ;;w;; foowewy yet, >_> if ^-^ couwd remember uWu it. 
UwU CASSIUS. Will :33 you ÚwÚ sup xDD with :33 me >_> tonyight, Casca? 
CASCA. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I am promised forth. 
UwU CASSIUS. Will :33 you dine xDD with :33 me ;;w;; tomowwow? 
CASCA. x3 Ay, >_> if ^-^ I >_< be alive, ^-^ and ^-^ youw ;;w;; mind UwU howd, ^-^ and ^-^ youw UwU dinnyew worth 
>w< the eating. 
UwU CASSIUS. UwU Good, ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD expect ÚwÚ you. 
CASCA. :3 Do ;;w;; so, >w< faweweww, ^.^ both. Exit. 
BRUTUS. :3 What a UwU bwunt uWu fewwow is ^w^ this x3 gwown uWu to :3 be! 
He >_> was quick :3 mettwe uWu when UwU he UwU went uWu to OwO schoow. 
UwU CASSIUS. So is UwU he now ^-^ in UwU execution 
Of :33 any xDD bowd >w< ow ^-^ nyobwe :33 entewpwise, 
>_> Howevew UwU he puts on ^w^ this ^w^ tawdy OwO fowm. 
^.^ This ÚwÚ wudenyess is a >_< sauce uWu to ^.^ his ^w^ good ;;w;; wit, 
Which xDD gives ^-^ men stomach uWu to xDD digest ^.^ his >_> wowds 
With xDD bettew :3 appetite. 
BRUTUS. And ;;w;; so it ^.^ is. :3 Fow ^w^ this :3 time ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu weave ÚwÚ you. 
>_> Tomowwow, >_> if :33 you UwU pwease uWu to UwU speak xDD with me, 
^-^ I >w< wiww come home uWu to ^.^ you, >_< ow, >_> if :33 you will, 
^w^ Come home uWu to :33 me ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 wait for ÚwÚ you. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww do >_< so. xDD Tiww uWu then, xDD think :3 of >w< the world. 
x3 Exit OwO Bwutus. 
xDD Weww, :33 Bwutus, >w< thou UwU awt :3 nyobwe; yet, ^-^ I see 
>w< Thy ^-^ honyowabwe :3 mettwe ^w^ may >_< be :33 wwought 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ that it is >_< disposed; x3 thewefowe it is meet 
:33 That ^-^ nyobwe >w< minds :3 keep ^-^ evew xDD with their likes; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; who ;;w;; so ^w^ fiwm ^w^ that ;;w;; cannyot >_< be x3 seduced? 
ÚwÚ Caesaw x3 doth ;;w;; beaw :33 me ^.^ hawd, but UwU he >_< woves OwO Bwutus. 
UwU If ^-^ I were x3 Bwutus now ^-^ and UwU he were Cassius, 
He OwO shouwd UwU nyot humor >w< me. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ this OwO nyight, 
^.^ In ;;w;; sevewaw OwO hands, ^-^ in :3 at ^.^ his UwU windows OwO thwow, 
:33 As >_> if :33 they came OwO fwom ;;w;; sevewaw uWu citizens, 
Writings, ;;w;; aww tending uWu to >w< the >_> gweat >_> opinyion 
:33 That ^w^ Wome UwU howds :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; nyame, :33 whewein ;;w;; obscuwewy 
Caesar's :33 ambition >_< shaww >_< be UwU gwanced at. 
And after ^w^ this let ÚwÚ Caesaw ^w^ seat xDD him :3 suwe; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we >w< wiww shake :3 him, >w< ow worse ^-^ days endure. Exit. 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
xDD A :33 stweet. :33 Thundew ^-^ and ^w^ wightnying. 

Enter, OwO fwom x3 opposite xDD sides, uWu Casca, xDD with ^.^ his >_< swowd drawn, ^-^ and >_> Cicewo. 

xDD CICEWO. Good >_> even, x3 Casca. ^w^ Bwought :33 you ÚwÚ Caesaw ^w^ home? 
^.^ Why are :33 you :3 bweathwess, ^-^ and why stare :33 you so? 
CASCA. ;;w;; Awe UwU nyot :33 you x3 moved, uWu when ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< sway :3 of earth 
:3 Shakes OwO wike a >_> thing :3 unfiwm? O UwU Cicewo, 
^-^ I have seen ^-^ tempests uWu when >w< the :3 scowding UwU winds 
>_< Have ÚwÚ wived >w< the ÚwÚ knyotty >_< oaks, ^-^ and ^-^ I have seen 
^.^ The ambitious ocean ^w^ sweww ^-^ and xDD wage ^-^ and ^-^ foam 
>_< To >_< be exalted xDD with >w< the :3 thweatenying :33 cwouds, 
xDD But UwU nyevew :3 tiww >_> tonyight, UwU nyevew :3 tiww uWu nyow, 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I ^w^ go through a tempest x3 dwopping >w< fiwe. 
>w< Eithew >w< thewe is a >_< civiw ;;w;; stwife ^-^ in :33 heaven, 
>_> Ow else >w< the UwU wowwd x3 too saucy xDD with >w< the UwU gods 
:3 Incenses them uWu to ^.^ send xDD destwuction. 
xDD CICEWO. :3 Why, OwO saw :33 you anything :33 mowe :3 wondewfuw? 
CASCA. xDD A UwU common :33 swave- :33 you >_< knyow xDD him ^w^ weww :3 by >_> sight- 
^.^ Hewd :3 up ^.^ his UwU weft ;;w;; hand, xDD which >w< did flame ^-^ and burn 
>w< Wike twenty torches join'd, ^-^ and yet ^.^ his UwU hand 
uWu Nyot sensible :3 of ^w^ fiwe remain'd unscorch'd. 
>w< Besides- ^-^ I ha' UwU nyot >_> since put :3 up >_> my x3 swowd- 
Against >w< the ^w^ Capitow ^-^ I >_< met a x3 wion, 
>_< Who ÚwÚ gwaz'd upon :33 me ^-^ and UwU went surly :3 by 
>_< Without annoying >w< me. And >w< thewe were ^.^ dwawn 
ÚwÚ Upon a uWu heap a x3 hundwed xDD ghastwy :33 women 
^-^ Twansfowmed xDD with their fear, ;;w;; who ^.^ swowe :33 they OwO saw 
>w< Men ;;w;; aww ^-^ in ^w^ fiwe ^.^ wawk :3 up ^-^ and OwO down >w< the :3 stweets. 
And x3 yestewday >w< the ^.^ biwd :3 of night >w< did ÚwÚ sit 
uWu Even :3 at UwU nyoonday upon >w< the >w< mawketpwace, 
;;w;; Howwing ^-^ and shrieking. When uWu these x3 pwodigies 
:3 Do ;;w;; so conjointly uWu meet, let UwU nyot ^-^ men say 
>w< "These are their x3 weasons; :33 they are natural": 
:3 Fow ^-^ I xDD bewieve :33 they are :33 powtentous things 
uWu Unto >w< the ^-^ cwimate ^w^ that :33 they point >_> upon. 
xDD CICEWO. Indeed, it is a strange-disposed time. 
xDD But ^-^ men ^w^ may construe things after their >w< fashion, 
Clean OwO fwom >w< the OwO puwpose :3 of >w< the things uWu themsewves. 
^w^ Comes ÚwÚ Caesaw uWu to >w< the ^w^ Capitow ;;w;; tomowwow? 
CASCA. He x3 doth, for UwU he >w< did :33 bid xDD Antonyio 
uWu Send :3 wowd uWu to :33 you UwU he :3 wouwd >_< be >w< thewe ÚwÚ tomowwow. 
xDD CICEWO. Good uWu then, x3 Casca. ^.^ This uWu distuwbed sky 
Is UwU nyot uWu to ^.^ wawk uWu in. 
CASCA. Farewell, >_> Cicewo. x3 Exit >_> Cicewo. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Cassius. 

UwU CASSIUS. :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? 
CASCA. xDD A Roman. 
UwU CASSIUS. uWu Casca, :3 by ^-^ youw >_> voice. 
CASCA. ;;w;; Youw >_> eaw is :33 good. Cassius, what night is this! 
UwU CASSIUS. xDD A :3 vewy >_< pweasing night uWu to uWu honyest UwU men. 
CASCA. >_< Who ^-^ evew ^-^ knyew >w< the heavens ^-^ menyace so? 
UwU CASSIUS. Those ^w^ that have known >w< the earth ;;w;; so full :3 of >w< fauwts. 
:3 Fow >_> my >_< pawt, ^-^ I have >_< wawk'd uWu about >w< the ^-^ stweets, 
^w^ Submitting :33 me >_< unto >w< the ^w^ pewiwous OwO nyight, 
And UwU thus ;;w;; unbwaced, uWu Casca, ÚwÚ as :33 you see, 
>_< Have ÚwÚ bawed >_> my bosom uWu to >w< the x3 thundewstonye; 
And uWu when >w< the x3 cwoss OwO bwue lightning OwO seem'd uWu to uWu open 
^.^ The :3 bweast :3 of :33 heaven, ^-^ I >w< did present myself 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ aim ^-^ and :3 vewy ^.^ fwash :3 of uWu it. 
CASCA. xDD But wherefore >w< did :33 you ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >w< tempt >w< the ^w^ heavens? 
>_> It is >w< the ^.^ pawt :3 of ^-^ men uWu to ^w^ feaw ^-^ and >w< twembwe 
When >w< the :3 most ^w^ mighty UwU gods :3 by ÚwÚ tokens ^.^ send 
>_> Such dreadful ÚwÚ hewawds uWu to OwO astonyish :33 us. 
UwU CASSIUS. You are ^.^ duww, uWu Casca, ^-^ and those :33 spawks :3 of OwO wife 
:33 That OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ in a UwU Woman :33 you do want, 
>_> Ow else :33 you ÚwÚ use uWu nyot. You >w< wook ^-^ pawe ^-^ and >_> gaze 
And put on ^w^ feaw ^-^ and ÚwÚ cast :33 youwsewf ^-^ in x3 wondew 
>_< To see >w< the ^-^ stwange ^.^ impatience :3 of >w< the heavens. 
xDD But >_> if :33 you :3 wouwd uWu considew >w< the OwO twue >_< cause 
^.^ Why ;;w;; aww uWu these uWu fiwes, why ;;w;; aww uWu these ;;w;; gwiding ghosts, 
^.^ Why >_< biwds ^-^ and UwU beasts OwO fwom ^-^ quawity ^-^ and kind, 
^.^ Why old men, x3 foows, ^-^ and :3 chiwdwen calculate, 
^.^ Why ;;w;; aww uWu these things ^w^ change OwO fwom their >w< owdinyance, 
uWu Theiw natures, ^-^ and >w< pwefowmed faculties 
>_< To monstrous quality, OwO why, :33 you >_< shaww find 
:33 That :3 heaven hath xDD infused them xDD with uWu these >_> spiwits 
>_< To uWu make them UwU instwuments :3 of ^w^ feaw ^-^ and :3 wawnying 
uWu Unto ÚwÚ some monstrous x3 state. 
:3 Nyow ^-^ couwd ;;w;; I, uWu Casca, name uWu to ÚwÚ thee a man 
uWu Most OwO wike ^w^ this dreadful OwO nyight, 
:33 That thunders, >_> wightens, opens graves, ^-^ and UwU woaws 
:33 As x3 doth >w< the lion ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ Capitow, 
xDD A man xDD nyo uWu mightiew than thyself >w< ow :33 me 
^.^ In ^w^ pewsonyaw >w< action, yet >_< pwodigious x3 gwown 
And OwO feawfuw, ÚwÚ as uWu these ^-^ stwange x3 ewuptions ÚwÚ awe. 
CASCA. 'Tis ÚwÚ Caesaw ^w^ that :33 you ;;w;; mean, is it not, Cassius? 
UwU CASSIUS. Let it >_< be ;;w;; who it UwU is, for ^-^ Womans now 
>_< Have xDD thews ^-^ and ^w^ wimbs OwO wike uWu to their ancestors. 
>w< But, xDD woe >w< the while! >_< Ouw ^-^ fathews' >w< minds are >_> dead, 
And ;;w;; we are ÚwÚ govewn'd xDD with x3 ouw ;;w;; mothews' >_< spiwits; 
>_< Ouw ^w^ yoke ^-^ and ^w^ suffewance ^w^ show uWu us ^.^ womanyish. 
CASCA. ^-^ Indeed :33 they say >w< the ^.^ senyatows tomorrow 
x3 Mean uWu to ;;w;; estabwish ÚwÚ Caesaw ÚwÚ as a uWu king, 
And UwU he >_< shaww >_< weaw ^.^ his crown :3 by >w< sea ^-^ and ^w^ wand 
^.^ In >_> evewy :3 pwace >_< save ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ^w^ Itawy. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< whewe ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< weaw ^w^ this xDD daggew ^w^ then: 
OwO Cassius OwO fwom >w< bondage >w< wiww >w< dewivew ^.^ Cassius. 
Therein, xDD ye gods, :33 you uWu make >w< the ^w^ weak :3 most ;;w;; stwong; 
Therein, xDD ye gods, :33 you ^.^ tywants do ;;w;; defeat. 
>_> Nyow ^w^ stony ^.^ towew, >_< nyow >_> wawws :3 of >w< beaten ^.^ bwass, 
>_> Nyow x3 aiwwess dungeon, >_< nyow strong >_> winks :3 of >_> iwon 
>_> Can >_< be :3 wetentive uWu to >w< the >_> stwength :3 of ^.^ spiwit; 
xDD But >_< wife, being :33 weawy :3 of uWu these ÚwÚ wowwdwy bars, 
^.^ Nyevew :33 wacks ÚwÚ powew uWu to ÚwÚ dismiss ^-^ itsewf. 
UwU If ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ this, >_< knyow ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd >_> besides, 
:33 That ^.^ pawt :3 of uWu tywanny ^w^ that ^-^ I do ;;w;; beaw 
^-^ I ^w^ can shake off :3 at ^.^ pweasuwe. :33 Thundew >w< stiww. 
CASCA. So ^w^ can xDD I. 
So >_> evewy >_> bondman ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ own UwU hand >_< beaws 
^.^ The ÚwÚ powew uWu to xDD cancew ^.^ his captivity. 
UwU CASSIUS. And why OwO shouwd ÚwÚ Caesaw >_< be a x3 tywant then? 
>_> Poow ^.^ man! ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU he :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be a ^.^ wowf 
xDD But ^w^ that UwU he x3 sees >w< the ^-^ Womans are but >_> sheep. 
He were xDD nyo x3 wion, were UwU nyot ^-^ Womans OwO hinds. 
Those ^w^ that xDD with haste >w< wiww uWu make a ^w^ mighty ^w^ fiwe 
^-^ Begin it xDD with ^w^ weak ÚwÚ stwaws. :3 What UwU twash is Rome, 
:3 What ^w^ wubbish, ^-^ and what xDD offaw, uWu when it serves 
:3 Fow >w< the base :3 mattew uWu to UwU iwwuminyate 
So :3 viwe a >_> thing ÚwÚ as Caesar? >w< But, O xDD gwief, 
;;w;; Whewe UwU hast >w< thou led ÚwÚ me? ^-^ I >_< pewhaps UwU speak ^w^ this 
:3 Befowe a OwO wiwwing ^w^ bondman; :33 then ^-^ I >_< knyow 
^w^ My answer must >_< be ^w^ made. xDD But ^-^ I am :33 awm'd, 
And :3 dangews are uWu to :33 me ^w^ indiffewent. 
CASCA. You UwU speak uWu to uWu Casca, ^-^ and uWu to >_< such a man 
:33 That is xDD nyo ^.^ fweewing tell-tale. Hold, >_> my ;;w;; hand. 
;;w;; Be factious for ^-^ wedwess :3 of ;;w;; aww uWu these >w< gwiefs, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ set ^w^ this ^.^ foot :3 of mine ÚwÚ as far 
:33 As ;;w;; who :3 goes xDD fawthest. 
UwU CASSIUS. Thewe's a >w< bawgain ^w^ made. 
:3 Nyow >_< knyow ^.^ you, uWu Casca, ^-^ I have :33 moved uWu awweady 
^.^ Some x3 cewtain :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ nyobwest-minded ^-^ Womans 
>_< To ^-^ undewgo xDD with :33 me :3 an >_> entewpwise 
Of honorable-dangerous OwO consequence; 
And ^-^ I do >_< knyow :3 by ^w^ this, :33 they x3 stay for :33 me 
^.^ In Pompey's Porch. :3 Fow uWu nyow, ^w^ this OwO feawfuw OwO nyight, 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo >w< stiw >w< ow ^.^ wawking ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ stweets, 
And >w< the :33 compwexion :3 of >w< the xDD ewement 
^.^ In ;;w;; favow's OwO wike >w< the >w< wowk ;;w;; we have ^-^ in ;;w;; hand, 
uWu Most uWu bwoody, OwO fiewy, ^-^ and :3 most terrible. 

^-^ Entew uWu Cinnya. 

CASCA. :33 Stand ^-^ cwose >_< awhiwe, for ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< onye ^-^ in >w< haste. 
UwU CASSIUS. 'Tis Cinna, ^-^ I do >_< knyow xDD him :3 by ^.^ his UwU gait; 
He is a OwO fwiend. Cinna, >w< whewe haste :33 you so? 
>w< CINNyA. >_< To find :33 out ÚwÚ you. :33 Who's that? >_< Metewwus >w< Cimbew? 
UwU CASSIUS. x3 Nyo, it is uWu Casca, >w< onye x3 incowpowate 
>_< To x3 ouw OwO attempts. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I UwU nyot stay'd ^-^ fow, Cinna? 
>w< CINNyA. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad on't. :3 What a OwO feawfuw night is this! 
Thewe's x3 two >w< ow xDD thwee :3 of uWu us have seen ^-^ stwange sights. 
UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I UwU nyot stay'd for? Tell >w< me. 
>w< CINNyA. ^w^ Yes, :33 you ÚwÚ awe. 
O Cassius, >_> if :33 you ^-^ couwd 
xDD But >w< win >w< the ^-^ nyobwe x3 Bwutus uWu to x3 ouw x3 pawty- 
UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Be :33 you :33 content. Good Cinna, ^w^ take ^w^ this paper, 
And >w< wook :33 you lay it ^-^ in >w< the xDD pwaetow's chair, 
;;w;; Whewe x3 Bwutus ^w^ may but find x3 it; ^-^ and OwO thwow ^w^ this 
^.^ In :3 at ^.^ his >_< window; ^w^ set ^w^ this :3 up xDD with ÚwÚ wax 
ÚwÚ Upon old xDD Bwutus' ÚwÚ statue. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ this x3 donye, 
ÚwÚ Wepaiw uWu to Pompey's >_> Powch, >w< whewe :33 you >_< shaww find :33 us. 
Is Decius x3 Bwutus ^-^ and uWu Twebonyius ÚwÚ thewe? 
>w< CINNyA. ;;w;; Aww but >_< Metewwus :3 Cimbew, ^-^ and ÚwÚ he's ^w^ gonye 
>_< To >w< seek :33 you :3 at ^-^ youw ^w^ house. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< hie 
And ;;w;; so >_< bestow uWu these papers ÚwÚ as :33 you ^.^ bade >w< me. 
UwU CASSIUS. :33 That x3 donye, repair uWu to Pompey's ^.^ Theatwe. 
x3 Exit uWu Cinnya. 
uWu Come, uWu Casca, :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww yet ^-^ ewe x3 day 
ÚwÚ See x3 Bwutus :3 at ^.^ his ^w^ house. Three x3 pawts :3 of xDD him 
Is UwU ouws ^.^ awweady, ^-^ and >w< the man xDD entiwe 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the UwU nyext ^w^ encountew yields xDD him >_> ouws. 
CASCA. OwO O, UwU he :3 sits >_> high ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >w< the ÚwÚ peopwe's hearts, 
And ^w^ that xDD which :3 wouwd ÚwÚ appeaw >w< offense ^-^ in us, 
:33 His ÚwÚ countenyance, OwO wike >_> wichest >_< awchemy, 
Will ^w^ change uWu to virtue ^-^ and uWu to x3 wowthinyess. 
UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Him ^-^ and ^.^ his worth ^-^ and x3 ouw >_> gweat need :3 of xDD him 
You have >w< wight ^w^ weww ^-^ conceited. Let uWu us go, 
:3 Fow it is after ^-^ midnyight, ^-^ and ^-^ ewe x3 day 
OwO We >w< wiww >_< awake xDD him ^-^ and >_< be ^w^ suwe :3 of ^-^ him. x3 Exeunt. 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 

^-^ Entew x3 Bwutus ^-^ in ^.^ his orchard. 

BRUTUS. ^w^ What, ^.^ Wucius, uWu ho! 
^-^ I >_> cannyot, :3 by >w< the UwU pwogwess :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ staws, 
^w^ Give guess how uWu nyeaw uWu to ;;w;; day. ^.^ Wucius, ^-^ I uWu say! 
^-^ I :3 wouwd it were >_> my x3 fauwt uWu to OwO sweep ;;w;; so xDD soundwy. 
^w^ When, ^.^ Wucius, ÚwÚ when? ^.^ Awake, ^-^ I uWu say! ^w^ What, UwU Wucius! 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Wucius. 

LUCIUS. uWu Caww'd ^.^ you, >_> my >_> wowd? 
BRUTUS. Get :33 me a >w< tapew ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ study, ^.^ Wucius. 
When it is ^w^ wighted, come ^-^ and UwU caww :33 me uWu hewe. 
LUCIUS. ^-^ I will, >_> my ^-^ wowd. Exit. 
BRUTUS. >_> It must >_< be :3 by ^.^ his >_< death, UwU and, for >_> my >_< pawt, 
^-^ I >_< knyow xDD nyo ^w^ pewsonyaw >_< cause uWu to :3 spuwn :3 at :3 him, 
xDD But for >w< the ;;w;; genyewaw. He :3 wouwd >_< be crown'd: 
UwU How ^w^ that :33 might ^w^ change ^.^ his UwU nyatuwe, >_< thewe's >w< the uWu question. 
>_> It is >w< the OwO bwight x3 day ^w^ that UwU bwings ^-^ fowth >w< the :3 addew 
And ^w^ that craves >_> wawy walking. ^-^ Cwown xDD him that, 
And uWu then, ^-^ I >_< gwant, ;;w;; we put a xDD sting ^-^ in xDD him 
:33 That :3 at ^.^ his >w< wiww UwU he ^w^ may do danger with. 
^.^ The ;;w;; abuse :3 of :3 gweatnyess is uWu when it ^-^ disjoins 
ÚwÚ Wemowse OwO fwom :33 powew, UwU and, uWu to UwU speak >_> twuth :3 of ^.^ Caesaw, 
^-^ I have UwU nyot known uWu when ^.^ his :33 affections ^.^ sway'd 
x3 Mowe than ^.^ his x3 weason. xDD But ÚwÚ 'tis a UwU common >_< pwoof 
:33 That ;;w;; wowwinyess is xDD young :33 ambition's ladder, 
>_> Wheweto >w< the OwO cwimbew-upwawd :3 tuwns ^.^ his xDD face; 
xDD But uWu when UwU he once :3 attains >w< the ÚwÚ upmost round, 
He :33 then >_< unto >w< the ladder :3 tuwns ^.^ his OwO back, 
OwO Wooks ^-^ in >w< the :33 cwouds, ;;w;; scownying >w< the base OwO degwees 
By xDD which UwU he >w< did ascend. So ÚwÚ Caesaw ^.^ may; 
OwO Then, >_> west UwU he ;;w;; may, >_> pwevent. And, >_> since >w< the :3 quawwew 
Will ;;w;; beaw xDD nyo x3 cowow for >w< the >_> thing UwU he UwU is, 
Fashion it thus, ^w^ that what UwU he UwU is, :33 augmented, 
>w< Wouwd run uWu to uWu these ^-^ and uWu these ;;w;; extwemities; 
And x3 thewefowe xDD think xDD him ÚwÚ as a serpent's ;;w;; egg 
Which ^-^ hatch'd :3 wouwd ÚwÚ as ^.^ his uWu kind ÚwÚ gwow mischievous, 
And kill xDD him ^-^ in >w< the OwO sheww. 

^-^ We-entew ^.^ Wucius. 

LUCIUS. ^.^ The >w< tapew burneth ^-^ in ^-^ youw closet, ^-^ siw. 
Searching >w< the ÚwÚ window for a >_< fwint ^-^ I x3 found 
^.^ This paper UwU thus >w< seaw'd xDD up, ^-^ and ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe 
>_> It >w< did UwU nyot >_< wie >w< thewe uWu when ^-^ I UwU went uWu to bed. 
^.^ Gives xDD him >w< the OwO wettew. 
BRUTUS. Get :33 you uWu to bed >w< again, it is UwU nyot ;;w;; day. 
Is UwU nyot UwU tomowwow, uWu boy, >w< the >_< ides :3 of March? 
LUCIUS. ^-^ I >_< knyow not, ^-^ siw. 
BRUTUS. ÚwÚ Wook ^-^ in >w< the UwU cawendaw ^-^ and >_< bwing :33 me word. 
LUCIUS. ^-^ I will, ^-^ siw. Exit. 
BRUTUS. ^.^ The OwO exhawations OwO whizzing ^-^ in >w< the air 
^w^ Give ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :3 wight ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU wead :3 by uWu them. 
:3 Opens >w< the letter ^-^ and >_< weads. 
UwU "Bwutus, >w< thou sleep'st: >_< awake ^-^ and see :3 thysewf! 
ÚwÚ Shaww Rome, etc. Speak, :33 stwike, redress!" 

UwU "Bwutus, >w< thou sleep'st: UwU awake!" 
>_> Such uWu instigations have OwO been x3 often uWu dwopp'd 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I have took them ;;w;; up. 
:3 "Shaww Rome, x3 etc." Thus must ^-^ I piece it x3 out. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^w^ Wome >_< stand ^.^ undew >w< onye man's :3 awe? ^w^ What, Rome? 
^w^ My ÚwÚ ancestows >w< did OwO fwom >w< the uWu stweets :3 of ^w^ Wome 
^.^ The UwU Tawquin ;;w;; dwive, uWu when UwU he >_> was call'd a ^w^ king. 
^w^ "Speak, :33 stwike, redress!" ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I OwO entweated 
>_< To UwU speak ^-^ and >_> stwike? O Rome, ^-^ I uWu make ÚwÚ thee ^-^ pwomise, 
UwU If >w< the ^-^ wedwess >w< wiww ^w^ fowwow, >w< thou ^.^ weceivest 
>w< Thy full :33 petition :3 at >w< the UwU hand :3 of Brutus! 

^-^ We-entew ^.^ Wucius. 

LUCIUS. x3 Siw, March is ^w^ wasted fifteen x3 days. 
>w< Knyocking within. 
BRUTUS. 'Tis :33 good. :3 Go uWu to >w< the UwU gate, somebody :3 knyocks. 
x3 Exit ^.^ Wucius. 
;;w;; Since OwO Cassius >_> fiwst >w< did OwO whet :33 me ÚwÚ against ÚwÚ Caesaw 
^-^ I have UwU nyot UwU swept. 
uWu Between >w< the acting :3 of a dreadful >_> thing 
And >w< the >_> fiwst motion, ;;w;; aww >w< the ;;w;; intewim is 
>w< Wike a OwO phantasma >w< ow a hideous ;;w;; dweam; 
^.^ The :33 genyius ^-^ and >w< the x3 mowtaw UwU instwuments 
;;w;; Awe :33 then ^-^ in ^-^ counciw, ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ state :3 of ;;w;; man, 
>w< Wike uWu to a ^-^ wittwe >w< kingdom, suffers :33 then 
^.^ The ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 of :3 an :33 insuwwection. 

^-^ We-entew ^.^ Wucius. 

LUCIUS. x3 Siw, ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ youw brother OwO Cassius :3 at >w< the door, 
>_< Who x3 doth desire uWu to see ÚwÚ you. 
BRUTUS. Is UwU he :33 awonye? 
LUCIUS. x3 Nyo, sir, >w< thewe are :33 mowe xDD with ^-^ him. 
BRUTUS. :3 Do :33 you >_< knyow them? 
LUCIUS. x3 Nyo, sir, their >_< hats are UwU pwuck'd uWu about their >_> eaws, 
And :3 hawf their faces UwU buwied ^-^ in their cloaks, 
:33 That :3 by xDD nyo ÚwÚ means ^-^ I ^w^ may x3 discovew them 
By :33 any >_< mawk :3 of >w< favow. 
BRUTUS. Let >w< 'em enter. x3 Exit ^.^ Wucius. 
xDD They are >w< the faction. O Conspiracy, 
>w< Shamest >w< thou uWu to ^w^ show thy ^w^ dangewous ^.^ bwow :3 by OwO nyight, 
When evils are :3 most free? OwO O, uWu then, :3 by x3 day 
;;w;; Whewe OwO wiwt >w< thou find a :33 cavewn ^-^ dawk :33 enyough 
>_< To ^w^ mask thy monstrous visage? >w< Seek none, >_< Conspiwacy; 
UwU Hide it ^-^ in ^-^ smiwes ^-^ and affability; 
:3 Fow >_> if >w< thou uWu path, thy native :33 sembwance ;;w;; on, 
uWu Nyot OwO Ewebus ^w^ itsewf were OwO dim :33 enyough 
>_< To xDD hide ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom xDD pwevention. 

^-^ Entew >w< the conspirators, Cassius, uWu Casca, Decius, Cinna, 
>_< Metewwus :3 Cimbew, ^-^ and ^w^ Twebonyius. 

UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ I xDD think ;;w;; we are x3 too xDD bowd upon ^-^ youw >_> west. 
Good UwU mowwow, :33 Bwutus, do ;;w;; we trouble :33 you? 
BRUTUS. ^-^ I have OwO been :3 up ^w^ this hour, >_< awake ;;w;; aww night. 
x3 Knyow ^-^ I uWu these ^-^ men ^w^ that come :3 awong xDD with :33 you? 
UwU CASSIUS. ^w^ Yes, >_> evewy man :3 of them, ^-^ and xDD nyo man ÚwÚ hewe 
xDD But ^.^ honyows ^.^ you, ^-^ and >_> evewy >w< onye x3 doth :33 wish 
You ^w^ had but ^w^ that >_> opinyion :3 of :33 youwsewf 
Which >_> evewy ^-^ nyobwe UwU Woman >_< beaws :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ This is ^w^ Twebonyius. 
BRUTUS. He is >_< wewcome x3 hithew. 
UwU CASSIUS. This, Decius OwO Bwutus. 
BRUTUS. He is >_< wewcome >_< too. 
UwU CASSIUS. This, OwO Casca; ^w^ this, OwO Cinnya; ^-^ and ^w^ this, >_< Metewwus OwO Cimbew. 
BRUTUS. xDD They are ;;w;; aww x3 wewcome. 
:3 What watchful ^.^ cawes do ^-^ intewpose >w< themsewves 
>_< Betwixt ^-^ youw ^.^ eyes ^-^ and night? 
UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I entreat a >w< wowd? xDD They whisper. 
xDD DECIUS. uWu Hewe ^w^ wies >w< the :3 east. ^.^ Doth UwU nyot >w< the x3 day x3 bweak :33 hewe? 
CASCA. >w< Nyo. 
>w< CINNyA. OwO O, pardon, sir, it x3 doth, ^-^ and yongrey UwU winyes 
:33 That UwU fwet >w< the x3 cwouds are messengers :3 of ;;w;; day. 
CASCA. You >_< shaww x3 confess ^w^ that :33 you are x3 both deceived. 
>_> Hewe, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I point >_> my ;;w;; swowd, >w< the sun xDD awises, 
Which is a >_> gweat x3 way growing on >w< the ^.^ south, 
xDD Weighing >w< the ^-^ youthfuw xDD season :3 of >w< the ^.^ yeaw. 
^.^ Some x3 two ^w^ months hence :3 up :33 highew ^.^ towawd >w< the north 
He >_> fiwst presents ^.^ his ÚwÚ fiwe, ^-^ and >w< the >_> high ^w^ east 
uWu Stands ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ Capitow, directly uWu hewe. 
BRUTUS. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw >w< hands ;;w;; aww OwO ovew, >w< onye :3 by ^w^ onye. 
UwU CASSIUS. And let uWu us xDD sweaw x3 ouw >_> wesowution. 
BRUTUS. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot :3 an oath. UwU If UwU nyot >w< the UwU face :3 of men, 
^.^ The ^w^ suffewance :3 of x3 ouw souls, >w< the ÚwÚ time's xDD abuse- 
UwU If uWu these >_< be UwU motives weak, x3 bweak off ^.^ betimes, 
And >_> evewy man hence uWu to ^.^ his xDD idwe bed; 
So let high-sighted uWu tywanny >_< wange on 
xDD Tiww uWu each man drop :3 by >_> wottewy. xDD But >_> if :3 these, 
:33 As ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe :33 they ÚwÚ do, ;;w;; beaw ^w^ fiwe :33 enyough 
>_< To ÚwÚ kindwe cowards ^-^ and uWu to ^-^ steew xDD with x3 vawow 
^.^ The melting >_> spiwits :3 of ^w^ women, uWu then, >_< countwymen, 
:3 What need ;;w;; we :33 any spur but x3 ouw ^-^ own >_< cause 
>_< To ^w^ pwick uWu us uWu to ;;w;; wedwess? :3 What x3 othew >_< bond 
uWu Than ;;w;; secwet ^-^ Womans ^w^ that have ^-^ spoke >w< the :3 wowd 
And >w< wiww UwU nyot :3 pawtew? And what x3 othew oath 
uWu Than uWu honyesty uWu to uWu honyesty engaged 
:33 That ^w^ this >_< shaww >_< be >w< ow ;;w;; we >w< wiww x3 faww for it? 
;;w;; Sweaw ;;w;; pwiests ^-^ and cowards ^-^ and ^-^ men cautelous, 
Old feeble ÚwÚ cawwions ^-^ and >_< such ^-^ suffewing >_< souws 
:33 That >_< wewcome wrongs; >_< unto ÚwÚ bad UwU causes xDD sweaw 
>_> Such >_< cweatuwes ÚwÚ as ^-^ men :3 doubt; but do UwU nyot OwO stain 
^.^ The uWu even virtue :3 of x3 ouw :33 entewpwise, 
>_> Nyow >w< the >w< insuppwessive :3 mettwe :3 of x3 ouw >_< spiwits, 
>_< To xDD think ^w^ that >w< ow x3 ouw >_< cause >w< ow x3 ouw xDD pewfowmance 
ÚwÚ Did need :3 an xDD oath; uWu when >_> evewy drop :3 of UwU bwood 
:33 That >_> evewy UwU Woman bears, ^-^ and ^w^ nyobwy bears, 
Is x3 guiwty :3 of a ;;w;; sevewaw ^w^ bastawdy 
UwU If UwU he do x3 bweak >w< the UwU smawwest ^w^ pawticwe 
Of :33 any x3 pwomise ^w^ that hath >_< pass'd OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
UwU CASSIUS. xDD But what :3 of UwU Cicewo? ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we sound him? 
^-^ I xDD think UwU he >w< wiww >_< stand :3 vewy strong xDD with :33 us. 
CASCA. Let uWu us UwU nyot uWu weave xDD him x3 out. 
>w< CINNyA. x3 Nyo, :3 by xDD nyo UwU means. 
METELLUS. OwO O, let uWu us have :3 him, for ^.^ his silver uWu haiws 
Will uWu puwchase uWu us a ^w^ good uWu opinyion, 
And :3 buy men's uWu voices uWu to >w< commend x3 ouw ^.^ deeds. 
>_> It >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ said ^.^ his UwU judgement uWu wuwed x3 ouw hands; 
>_< Ouw ^.^ youths ^-^ and wildness >_< shaww xDD nyo whit :33 appeaw, 
xDD But ;;w;; aww >_< be UwU buwied ^-^ in ^.^ his gravity. 
BRUTUS. OwO O, name xDD him not; let uWu us UwU nyot x3 bweak xDD with :3 him, 
:3 Fow UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyevew x3 fowwow anything 
:33 That x3 othew ^-^ men begin. 
UwU CASSIUS. UwU Then uWu weave xDD him x3 out. 
CASCA. ^-^ Indeed UwU he is UwU nyot fit. 
xDD DECIUS. ÚwÚ Shaww xDD nyo man else >_< be >_< touch'd but :3 onwy Caesar? 
UwU CASSIUS. Decius, ^w^ weww uWu uwged. ^-^ I xDD think it is UwU nyot meet 
Mark >w< Antony, ;;w;; so ^w^ weww :3 bewoved :3 of ^.^ Caesaw, 
^.^ Shouwd ^w^ outwive Caesar. OwO We >_< shaww find :3 of xDD him 
xDD A ^-^ shwewd :33 contwivew; ^-^ and :33 you >_< knyow ^.^ his x3 means, 
UwU If UwU he improve them, ^w^ may ^w^ weww >_> stwetch ;;w;; so far 
:33 As uWu to :33 annyoy uWu us >w< aww, xDD which uWu to prevent, 
Let Antony ^-^ and ÚwÚ Caesaw x3 faww together. 
BRUTUS. >_< Ouw ÚwÚ couwse >w< wiww seem x3 too uWu bwoody, ÚwÚ Caius Cassius, 
>_< To cut >w< the ^.^ head off ^-^ and :33 then >_> hack >w< the ^w^ wimbs 
>w< Wike >w< wwath ^-^ in ÚwÚ death ^-^ and >_< envy OwO aftewwawds; 
:3 Fow Antony is but a OwO wimb :3 of Caesar. 
Let uWu us >_< be sacrificers, but UwU nyot :3 butchews, xDD Caius. 
OwO We ;;w;; aww >_< stand :3 up ÚwÚ against >w< the ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of ^.^ Caesaw, 
And ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of ^-^ men >w< thewe is xDD nyo >w< bwood. 
OwO O, ^w^ that ;;w;; we :33 then ^-^ couwd come :3 by Caesar's xDD spiwit, 
And UwU nyot xDD dismembew ^w^ Caesaw! >w< But, alas, 
ÚwÚ Caesaw must uWu bweed for x3 it! And, ÚwÚ gentwe :3 fwiends, 
xDD Wet's kill xDD him ^w^ bowdwy, but UwU nyot >_< wwathfuwwy; 
xDD Wet's :33 cawve xDD him ÚwÚ as a OwO dish >w< fit for >w< the gods, 
uWu Nyot ;;w;; hew xDD him ÚwÚ as a :33 cawcass >w< fit for UwU hounds; 
And let x3 ouw hearts, ÚwÚ as ^w^ subtwe >w< mastews ÚwÚ do, 
Stir :3 up their servants uWu to :3 an :3 act :3 of xDD wage 
And after seem uWu to chide x3 'em. ^.^ This >_< shaww uWu make 
>_< Ouw OwO puwpose >w< nyecessawy ^-^ and UwU nyot envious, 
Which ;;w;; so ÚwÚ appeawing uWu to >w< the UwU common uWu eyes, 
OwO We >_< shaww >_< be call'd ÚwÚ puwgews, UwU nyot >_> muwdewews. 
And for Mark >w< Antony, xDD think UwU nyot :3 of :3 him, 
:3 Fow UwU he ^w^ can do xDD nyo :33 mowe than Caesar's ;;w;; awm 
When Caesar's ^.^ head is ^.^ off. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^w^ Yet ^-^ I ^w^ feaw :3 him, 
:3 Fow ^-^ in >w< the ingrated :33 wove UwU he >_< beaws uWu to :33 Caesaw- 
BRUTUS. >_> Awas, ^w^ good Cassius, do UwU nyot xDD think :3 of ^-^ him. 
UwU If UwU he :33 wove ^.^ Caesaw, ;;w;; aww ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ can do 
Is uWu to ^w^ himsewf, ^w^ take :3 thought ^-^ and :33 die for Caesar. 
And ^w^ that were ÚwÚ much UwU he >_< shouwd, for UwU he is ÚwÚ given 
>_< To sports, uWu to wildness, ^-^ and ÚwÚ much x3 company. 
^.^ TWEBONyIUS. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo ^w^ feaw ^-^ in x3 him-wet xDD him UwU nyot ^-^ die, 
:3 Fow UwU he >w< wiww >_< wive ^-^ and ÚwÚ waugh :3 at ^w^ this ^.^ heweaftew. 
Clock >_> stwikes. 
BRUTUS. ^w^ Peace, >_> count >w< the clock. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ The ;;w;; cwock hath ;;w;; stwicken OwO thwee. 
^.^ TWEBONyIUS. 'Tis :3 time uWu to x3 pawt. 
UwU CASSIUS. xDD But it is doubtful yet 
^.^ Whethew ÚwÚ Caesaw >w< wiww come ^-^ fowth UwU today >w< ow uWu nyo, 
:3 Fow UwU he is uWu supewstitious x3 gwown :3 of >w< wate, 
Quite OwO fwom >w< the main >_> opinyion UwU he :3 hewd once 
Of ;;w;; fantasy, :3 of ;;w;; dweams, ^-^ and :3 cewemonyies. 
>_> It ^w^ may >_< be uWu these apparent ^-^ pwodigies, 
^.^ The x3 unyaccustom'd ^.^ tewwow :3 of ^w^ this OwO nyight, 
And >w< the ^w^ pewsuasion :3 of ^.^ his :3 auguwews 
:3 May hold xDD him OwO fwom >w< the ^w^ Capitow >w< today. 
xDD DECIUS. ^.^ Nyevew ^w^ feaw UwU that. UwU If UwU he >_< be ;;w;; so :3 wesowved, 
^-^ I ^w^ can xDD o'ewsway :3 him, for UwU he >_< woves uWu to >_> heaw 
:33 That unicorns ^w^ may >_< be ^-^ betway'd xDD with trees, 
And >_< beaws xDD with ^w^ gwasses, elephants xDD with xDD howes, 
>_> Wions xDD with xDD toiws, ^-^ and ^-^ men xDD with :3 fwattewews; 
xDD But uWu when ^-^ I tell xDD him UwU he ^.^ hates ^.^ fwattewews, 
He x3 says UwU he :3 does, being :33 then :3 most uWu fwattewed. 
Let :33 me work; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I ^w^ can >w< give ^.^ his humor >w< the OwO twue ^w^ bent, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< bwing xDD him uWu to >w< the Capitol. 
UwU CASSIUS. Nay, ;;w;; we >w< wiww ;;w;; aww :3 of uWu us >_< be >w< thewe uWu to fetch ^-^ him. 
BRUTUS. By >w< the eighth uWu houw. Is ^w^ that >w< the ;;w;; uttew UwU most? 
>w< CINNyA. ;;w;; Be ^w^ that >w< the :33 uttewmost, ^-^ and >_> faiw UwU nyot ^w^ then. 
METELLUS. ÚwÚ Caius UwU Wigawius x3 doth ;;w;; beaw ÚwÚ Caesaw ^.^ hawd, 
>_< Who rated xDD him for ^w^ speaking ^w^ weww :3 of OwO Pompey. 
^-^ I x3 wondew none :3 of :33 you have :3 thought :3 of ^-^ him. 
BRUTUS. xDD Nyow, ^w^ good :3 Metewwus, ^w^ go :3 awong :3 by ^-^ him. 
He >_< woves :33 me UwU weww, ^-^ and ^-^ I have ÚwÚ given xDD him x3 weasons; 
uWu Send xDD him but hither, ^-^ and >_< I'ww ÚwÚ fashion ^-^ him. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ The ^.^ mownying ÚwÚ comes upon :3 's. >w< We'ww uWu weave ^.^ you, :33 Bwutus, 
And, :3 fwiends, ^.^ dispewse ^-^ youwsewves, but ;;w;; aww remember 
:3 What :33 you have ^-^ said ^-^ and ^w^ show :33 youwsewves OwO twue Romans. 
BRUTUS. Good gentlemen, >w< wook >_> fwesh ^-^ and ^-^ mewwiwy; 
Let UwU nyot x3 ouw OwO wooks put on x3 ouw ^.^ puwposes, 
xDD But ;;w;; beaw it ÚwÚ as x3 ouw UwU Woman actors ÚwÚ do, 
With untired >_> spiwits ^-^ and ÚwÚ fowmaw :3 constancy. 
And ;;w;; so, ^w^ good morrow uWu to :33 you >_> evewy ^w^ onye. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but OwO Bwutus. 
Boy! UwU Wucius! ;;w;; Fast :3 asweep? >_> It is xDD nyo >w< mattew. 
ÚwÚ Enjoy >w< the honey-heavy UwU dew :3 of :3 swumbew; 
Thou UwU hast xDD nyo x3 figuwes >_< nyow xDD nyo OwO fantasies, 
Which >w< busy OwO cawe :3 dwaws ^-^ in >w< the xDD bwains :3 of men; 
Therefore >w< thou ^w^ sweep'st ;;w;; so sound. 

^-^ Entew Portia. 

UwU POWTIA. :33 Bwutus, >_> my lord! 
BRUTUS. x3 Powtia, what UwU mean :33 you? ^.^ Whewefowe rise :33 you OwO nyow? 
>_> It is UwU nyot for ^-^ youw OwO heawth UwU thus uWu to OwO commit 
;;w;; Youw ^w^ weak ;;w;; condition uWu to >w< the uWu waw >_< cowd xDD mownying. 
UwU POWTIA. >_> Nyow for ;;w;; youws neither. have x3 ungentwy, :33 Bwutus, 
Stole OwO fwom >_> my bed; ^-^ and yesternight :3 at xDD suppew 
You :3 suddenwy xDD awose ^-^ and >_< wawk'd uWu about, 
Musing ^-^ and UwU sighing, xDD with ^-^ youw xDD awms ^w^ acwoss; 
And uWu when ^-^ I ask'd :33 you what >w< the :3 mattew ^w^ was, 
You >_> stawed upon :33 me xDD with ungentle looks. 
^-^ I urged :33 you xDD fuwthew; :33 then :33 you scratch'd ^-^ youw head, 
And x3 too >w< impatientwy >w< stamp'd xDD with ^-^ youw foot. 
^w^ Yet ^-^ I ^.^ insisted, yet :33 you OwO answew'd not, 
xDD But xDD with :3 an >w< angwy uWu waitew :3 of ^-^ youw UwU hand 
;;w;; Gave uWu sign for :33 me uWu to uWu weave ÚwÚ you. So ^-^ I did, 
Fearing uWu to >_< stwengthen ^w^ that ^.^ impatience 
Which OwO seem'd x3 too ÚwÚ much :33 enkindwed, ^-^ and >_< withaw 
uWu Hoping it >_> was but :3 an ÚwÚ effect :3 of ^.^ humow, 
Which x3 sometime hath ^.^ his hour xDD with >_> evewy man. 
>_> It >w< wiww UwU nyot let :33 you ^.^ eat, >_< nyow ^.^ tawk, >_< nyow xDD sweep, 
And, ^-^ couwd it >w< wowk ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much upon ^-^ youw shape 
:33 As it hath ÚwÚ much uWu pwevaiw'd on ^-^ youw ^.^ condition, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot >_< knyow ^.^ you, OwO Bwutus. ^-^ Deaw >_> my lord, 
Make :33 me xDD acquainted xDD with ^-^ youw >_< cause :3 of grief. 
BRUTUS. ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^w^ weww ^-^ in ;;w;; heawth, ^-^ and ^w^ that is ÚwÚ aww. 
UwU POWTIA. x3 Bwutus is UwU wise, UwU and, were UwU he UwU nyot ^-^ in ;;w;; heawth, 
He :3 wouwd embrace >w< the ÚwÚ means uWu to come :3 by uWu it. 
BRUTUS. :3 Why, ;;w;; so ^-^ I do. Good x3 Powtia, ^w^ go uWu to bed. 
UwU POWTIA. Is x3 Bwutus ÚwÚ sick, ^-^ and is it uWu physicaw 
>_< To ^.^ wawk >w< unbwaced ^-^ and >_< suck :3 up >w< the ÚwÚ humows 
Of >w< the ^.^ dank morning? ^w^ What, is x3 Bwutus ÚwÚ sick, 
And >w< wiww UwU he >_> steaw :33 out :3 of ^.^ his :33 whowesome bed 
>_< To dare >w< the :3 viwe contagion :3 of >w< the night 
And >w< tempt >w< the ;;w;; wheumy ^-^ and unpurged air 
>_< To >w< add >_< unto ^.^ his UwU sicknyess? x3 Nyo, >_> my :33 Bwutus, 
You have ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ sick >w< offense >_> within ^-^ youw >w< mind, 
Which :3 by >w< the >w< wight ^-^ and virtue :3 of >_> my :3 pwace 
^-^ I OwO ought uWu to >_< knyow OwO of; UwU and, upon >_> my knees, 
^-^ I :3 chawm ^.^ you, :3 by >_> my once x3 commended OwO beauty, 
By ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw OwO vows :3 of :33 wove ^-^ and ^w^ that >_> gweat OwO vow 
Which >w< did x3 incowpowate ^-^ and uWu make uWu us :3 onye, 
:33 That :33 you :3 unfowd uWu to me, ÚwÚ youwsewf, ^-^ youw half, 
^.^ Why :33 you are >_< heavy ^-^ and what ^-^ men ^w^ tonyight 
>_< Have ^w^ had ^-^ wesowt uWu to you; for ÚwÚ hewe have OwO been 
^.^ Some six >w< ow seven, ;;w;; who >w< did xDD hide their faces 
uWu Even OwO fwom ;;w;; dawknyess. 
BRUTUS. xDD Knyeew not, ÚwÚ gentwe Portia. 
UwU POWTIA. ^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot uWu nyeed, >_> if :33 you were ÚwÚ gentwe OwO Bwutus. 
;;w;; Within >w< the >_< bond :3 of marriage, tell me, :33 Bwutus, 
Is it excepted ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< knyow xDD nyo >_< secwets 
:33 That ÚwÚ appewtain uWu to :33 you? ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I :33 youwsewf 
>w< But, ÚwÚ as it UwU wewe, ^-^ in >_> sowt >w< ow >w< wimitation, 
>_< To :3 keep xDD with :33 you :3 at xDD meaws, x3 comfowt ^-^ youw UwU bed, 
And ^-^ tawk uWu to :33 you sometimes? Dwell ^-^ I but ^-^ in >w< the :3 subuwbs 
Of ^-^ youw ^w^ good OwO pweasuwe? UwU If it >_< be xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, 
UwU Powtia is xDD Bwutus' harlot, UwU nyot ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
BRUTUS. You are >_> my OwO twue ^-^ and ^-^ honyowabwe ÚwÚ wife, 
:33 As dear uWu to :33 me ÚwÚ as are >w< the xDD wuddy ^.^ dwops 
:33 That ^-^ visit >_> my ;;w;; sad >w< heawt. 
UwU POWTIA. UwU If ^w^ this were ;;w;; twue, :33 then OwO shouwd ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ this uWu secwet. 
^-^ I ÚwÚ gwant ^-^ I am a woman, but >_< withaw 
xDD A woman ^w^ that xDD Wowd x3 Bwutus took uWu to ÚwÚ wife. 
^-^ I ÚwÚ gwant ^-^ I am a woman, but >_< withaw 
xDD A woman ^w^ weww reputed, >_< Cato's ;;w;; daughtew. 
>w< Think :33 you ^-^ I am xDD nyo >_< stwongew than >_> my >w< sex, 
ÚwÚ Being ;;w;; so >w< fathew'd ^-^ and ;;w;; so x3 husbanded? 
Tell :33 me ^-^ youw ^.^ counsews, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot :3 discwose x3 'em. 
^-^ I have uWu made strong >_< pwoof :3 of >_> my UwU constancy, 
:33 Giving myself a voluntary ÚwÚ wound 
uWu Hewe ^-^ in >w< the xDD thigh. >_> Can ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw ^w^ that xDD with x3 patience 
And UwU nyot >_> my ^.^ husband's secrets? 
BRUTUS. O xDD ye gods, 
^-^ Wendew :33 me ^-^ wowthy :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ nyobwe xDD wife! >w< Knyocking within. 
Hark, UwU hawk, >w< onye :3 knyocks. x3 Powtia, ^w^ go ^-^ in >_< awhiwe, 
And :3 by ^-^ and :3 by thy bosom >_< shaww OwO pawtake 
^.^ The >_< secwets :3 of >_> my >w< heawt. 
;;w;; Aww >_> my engagements ^-^ I >w< wiww construe uWu to ^-^ thee, 
;;w;; Aww >w< the ^w^ chawactewy :3 of >_> my ;;w;; sad >_> bwows. 
:33 Weave :33 me xDD with >w< haste. UwU [Exit UwU Powtia.] ^.^ Wucius, xDD who's ^w^ that >w< knyocks? 

^-^ We-entew x3 Wucius xDD with UwU Wigawius. 

LUCIUS. uWu Hewe is a ÚwÚ sick man ^w^ that :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
BRUTUS. ÚwÚ Caius UwU Wigawius, ^w^ that >_< Metewwus spake >_< of. 
Boy, >_< stand >w< aside. ÚwÚ Caius UwU Wigawius, >_< how? 
^-^ WIGAWIUS. x3 Vouchsafe ^w^ good morrow OwO fwom a feeble ;;w;; tongue. 
BRUTUS. OwO O, what a :3 time have :33 you >w< chose x3 out, ^.^ bwave ^w^ Caius, 
>_< To >_< weaw a kerchief! >w< Wouwd :33 you were UwU nyot :3 sick! 
^-^ WIGAWIUS. ^-^ I am UwU nyot ÚwÚ sick, >_> if x3 Bwutus have ^-^ in UwU hand 
:33 Any exploit ^-^ wowthy >w< the name :3 of uWu honyow. 
BRUTUS. >_> Such :3 an exploit have ^-^ I ^-^ in ;;w;; hand, UwU Wigawius, 
Had :33 you a uWu heawthfuw >_> eaw uWu to >_> heaw :3 of uWu it. 
^-^ WIGAWIUS. By ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU gods ^w^ that ^-^ Womans bow :3 befowe, 
^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe >_> discawd >_> my >_> sicknyess! :33 Souw :3 of ^.^ Wome! 
Brave son, uWu dewived OwO fwom ^-^ honyowabwe uWu woins! 
^w^ Thou, OwO wike :3 an >_> exowcist, UwU hast uWu conjuwed :3 up 
^w^ My >_> mowtified ^w^ spiwit. :3 Nyow :33 bid :33 me >w< wun, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ stwive xDD with things impossible, 
x3 Yea, x3 get >w< the xDD bettew :3 of uWu them. What's uWu to do? 
BRUTUS. xDD A piece :3 of >w< wowk ^w^ that >w< wiww uWu make ÚwÚ sick ^-^ men >_> whowe. 
^-^ WIGAWIUS. xDD But are UwU nyot ÚwÚ some uWu whowe ^w^ that ;;w;; we must uWu make >w< sick? 
BRUTUS. :33 That must ;;w;; we uWu awso. :3 What it UwU is, >_> my ^w^ Caius, 
^-^ I >_< shaww :3 unfowd uWu to ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we are going 
>_< To whom it must >_< be OwO donye. 
^-^ WIGAWIUS. ^-^ Set on ^-^ youw >w< foot, 
And xDD with a :33 heawt ^.^ nyew-fiwed ^-^ I x3 fowwow ^.^ you, 
>_< To do ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what; but it ;;w;; sufficeth 
:33 That x3 Bwutus >_< weads :33 me >_< on. 
BRUTUS. Follow :33 me ^w^ then. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
Caesar's ^w^ house. :33 Thundew ^-^ and ^w^ wightnying. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU nyightgown. 

>_> CAESAW. >_> Nyow :3 heaven >_< nyow earth have OwO been :3 at peace uWu tonyight. 
Thrice hath :33 Cawpuwnyia ^-^ in ;;w;; hew OwO sweep uWu cwied x3 out, 
"Help, uWu ho! xDD They ^w^ muwthew xDD Caesaw!" :33 Who's OwO within? 

^-^ Entew a ^-^ Sewvant. 

>_< SEWVANT. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
>_> CAESAW. :3 Go :33 bid >w< the ;;w;; pwiests do present ÚwÚ sacwifice, 
And >_< bwing :33 me their xDD opinyions :3 of ;;w;; success. 
>_< SEWVANT. ^-^ I will, >_> my ^-^ wowd. Exit. 

^-^ Entew UwU Cawpuwnyia. 

:33 CAWPUWNyIA. :3 What UwU mean ^.^ you, Caesar? >w< Think :33 you uWu to ^.^ wawk ^-^ fowth? 
You >_< shaww UwU nyot >w< stiw :33 out :3 of ^-^ youw house >w< today. 
>_> CAESAW. ÚwÚ Caesaw >_< shaww ^w^ fowth: >w< the things ^w^ that x3 thweaten'd :33 me 
>w< Nye'ew OwO wook'd but on >_> my back; uWu when :33 they >_< shaww see 
^.^ The UwU face :3 of ^.^ Caesaw, :33 they are >_< vanyished. 
:33 CAWPUWNyIA. ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ I ^-^ I >w< stood on OwO cewemonyies, 
^w^ Yet now :33 they xDD fwight >w< me. ;;w;; Thewe is >w< onye ;;w;; within, 
:33 Besides >w< the things ^w^ that ;;w;; we have heard ^-^ and xDD seen, 
:33 Wecounts :3 most horrid x3 sights seen :3 by >w< the x3 watch. 
xDD A lioness hath :3 whewped ^-^ in >w< the streets; 
And xDD gwaves have yawn'd, ^-^ and ÚwÚ yiewded :3 up their dead; 
;;w;; Fiewce ^-^ fiewy warriors ^.^ fight upon >w< the :33 cwouds, 
^.^ In xDD wanks ^-^ and squadrons ^-^ and >w< wight OwO fowm :3 of >w< waw, 
Which drizzled UwU bwood upon >w< the Capitol; 
^.^ The noise :3 of >_< battwe hurtled ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; aiw, 
:33 Howses >w< did ^-^ nyeigh ^-^ and OwO dying ^-^ men >w< did groan, 
And OwO ghosts >w< did ^w^ shwiek ^-^ and :3 squeaw uWu about >w< the :3 stweets. 
O ^w^ Caesaw! These things are >_> beyond ;;w;; aww :33 use, 
And ^-^ I do ^w^ feaw uWu them. 
>_> CAESAW. :3 What ^w^ can >_< be ^w^ avoided 
>_< Whose UwU end is uWu puwposed :3 by >w< the ^w^ mighty ^-^ gods? 
^w^ Yet ÚwÚ Caesaw >_< shaww ^w^ go forth, for uWu these :3 pwedictions 
;;w;; Awe uWu to >w< the UwU wowwd ^-^ in ^-^ genyewaw ÚwÚ as uWu to Caesar. 
:33 CAWPUWNyIA. When xDD beggaws ^-^ die, >w< thewe are xDD nyo >_< comets ^.^ seen; 
^.^ The heavens >w< themsewves UwU bwaze ^-^ fowth >w< the ÚwÚ death :3 of princes. 
>_> CAESAW. OwO Cowawds :33 die uWu many xDD times :33 befowe their >_> deaths; 
^.^ The ^.^ vawiant UwU nyevew >_< taste :3 of ÚwÚ death but ^w^ once. 
Of ;;w;; aww >w< the :3 wondews ^w^ that ^-^ I yet have >w< heawd, 
>_> It ^-^ seems uWu to :33 me :3 most ^-^ stwange ^w^ that ^-^ men OwO shouwd ^w^ feaw 
Seeing ^w^ that >_< death, a >w< nyecessawy ^w^ end, 
Will come uWu when it >w< wiww ^-^ come. 

^-^ We-entew ^-^ Sewvant. 

:3 What say >w< the x3 auguwews? 
>_< SEWVANT. xDD They :3 wouwd UwU nyot have :33 you uWu to >w< stiw ^-^ fowth >w< today. 
^.^ Pwucking >w< the entrails :3 of :3 an >w< offewing forth, 
xDD They ^-^ couwd UwU nyot find a :33 heawt >_> within >w< the :33 beast. 
>_> CAESAW. ^.^ The UwU gods do ^w^ this ^-^ in OwO shame :3 of OwO cowawdice. 
ÚwÚ Caesaw OwO shouwd >_< be a beast :33 without a :33 heawt 
UwU If UwU he OwO shouwd x3 stay :3 at home UwU today for >_< feaw. 
x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ Caesaw >_< shaww uWu nyot. :3 Dangew UwU knyows full ^w^ weww 
:33 That ÚwÚ Caesaw is :33 mowe ^w^ dangewous than >w< he. 
OwO We are x3 two >_> wions ;;w;; wittew'd ^-^ in >w< onye x3 day, 
And ^-^ I >w< the >_> ewdew ^-^ and :33 mowe terrible. 
And ÚwÚ Caesaw >_< shaww ^w^ go forth. 
:33 CAWPUWNyIA. >_> Awas, >_> my lord, 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; wisdom is consumed ^-^ in ^w^ confidence. 
:3 Do UwU nyot ^w^ go ^-^ fowth >w< today. x3 Caww it >_> my ^w^ feaw 
:33 That xDD keeps :33 you ^-^ in >w< the house ^-^ and UwU nyot ^-^ youw :3 own. 
>w< We'ww ^.^ send Mark Antony uWu to >w< the Senate ^-^ House, 
And UwU he >_< shaww say :33 you are UwU nyot ^w^ weww >w< today. 
Let me, upon >_> my >w< knyee, uWu pwevaiw ^-^ in this. 
>_> CAESAW. Mark Antony >_< shaww say ^-^ I am UwU nyot UwU weww, 
And, for thy ^.^ humow, ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 stay :3 at home. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ Decius. 

Here's Decius :33 Bwutus, UwU he >_< shaww tell them >_< so. 
xDD DECIUS. ^.^ Caesaw, ;;w;; aww :3 haiw! Good UwU mowwow, ^-^ wowthy ^w^ Caesaw! 
^-^ I come uWu to fetch :33 you uWu to >w< the Senate UwU House. 
>_> CAESAW. And :33 you are come ^-^ in :3 vewy happy :3 time 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw >_> my uWu gweeting uWu to >w< the ^.^ senyatows 
And tell them ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot come >w< today. 
^w^ Cannyot, is uWu fawse, ^-^ and ^w^ that ^-^ I dare not, uWu fawsew: 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot come >w< today. Tell them ;;w;; so, ÚwÚ Decius. 
:33 CAWPUWNyIA. Say UwU he is ;;w;; sick. 
>_> CAESAW. ÚwÚ Shaww ÚwÚ Caesaw ^.^ send a ;;w;; wie? 
>_< Have ^-^ I ^-^ in UwU conquest UwU stwetch'd mine ;;w;; awm ;;w;; so far 
>_< To >_< be ÚwÚ afeawd uWu to tell greybeards >w< the x3 twuth? 
Decius, ^w^ go tell them ÚwÚ Caesaw >w< wiww UwU nyot ^-^ come. 
xDD DECIUS. uWu Most ^w^ mighty ^.^ Caesaw, let :33 me >_< knyow ÚwÚ some cause, 
ÚwÚ West ^-^ I >_< be >_< waugh'd :3 at uWu when ^-^ I tell them >_< so. 
>_> CAESAW. ^.^ The >_< cause is ^-^ in >_> my xDD wiww: ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot come, 
:33 That is :33 enyough uWu to :33 satisfy >w< the OwO Senyate. 
>w< But, for ^-^ youw private ^w^ satisfaction, 
Because ^-^ I :33 wove ^.^ you, ^-^ I >w< wiww let :33 you know. 
:33 Cawpuwnyia ;;w;; hewe, >_> my ÚwÚ wife, stays :33 me :3 at ;;w;; home; 
ÚwÚ She >_> dweamt ^w^ tonyight she OwO saw >_> my statue, 
Which, OwO wike a UwU fountain xDD with :3 an x3 hundwed x3 spouts, 
ÚwÚ Did run >_> puwe uWu bwood, ^-^ and uWu many lusty ^-^ Womans 
>_< Came >_< smiwing ^-^ and >w< did :33 bathe their >w< hands ^-^ in uWu it. 
And uWu these does she ;;w;; appwy for warnings ^-^ and >_< powtents 
And evils >_< imminyent, ^-^ and on ;;w;; hew :33 knyee 
uWu Hath begg'd ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 stay :3 at home >w< today. 
xDD DECIUS. ^.^ This dream is ;;w;; aww >_> amiss ÚwÚ intewpweted; 
>_> It >_> was a vision ^.^ faiw ^-^ and >_< fowtunyate. 
;;w;; Youw >w< statue >w< spouting UwU bwood ^-^ in uWu many ^.^ pipes, 
^.^ In xDD which ;;w;; so uWu many >_< smiwing ^-^ Womans ;;w;; bathed, 
:33 Signyifies ^w^ that OwO fwom :33 you >_> gweat ^w^ Wome >_< shaww >_< suck 
^.^ Weviving uWu bwood, ^-^ and ^w^ that >_> gweat ^-^ men >_< shaww ^-^ pwess 
:3 Fow >w< tinctuwes, stains, ÚwÚ wewics, ^-^ and :33 cognyizance. 
^.^ This :3 by Calpurnia's dream is :3 signyified. 
>_> CAESAW. And ^w^ this x3 way have :33 you ^w^ weww >w< expounded uWu it. 
xDD DECIUS. ^-^ I uWu have, uWu when :33 you have heard what ^-^ I ^w^ can ÚwÚ say. 
And >_< knyow it uWu nyow, >w< the Senate have ^.^ concwuded 
>_< To >w< give ^w^ this x3 day a crown uWu to ^w^ mighty Caesar. 
UwU If :33 you >_< shaww ^.^ send them :3 wowd :33 you >w< wiww UwU nyot come, 
uWu Theiw >w< minds ^w^ may ;;w;; change. :33 Besides, it were a ;;w;; mock 
Apt uWu to >_< be >_> wendew'd, for >w< someonye uWu to say 
"Break :3 up >w< the Senate :3 tiww uWu anyothew time, 
When Caesar's uWu wife >_< shaww meet xDD with xDD bettew dreams." 
UwU If ÚwÚ Caesaw xDD hide ^w^ himsewf, >_< shaww :33 they UwU nyot :3 whispew 
"Lo, ÚwÚ Caesaw is afraid"? 
UwU Pawdon me, ^.^ Caesaw, for >_> my dear dear :33 wove 
>_< To ^-^ youw uWu pwoceeding ^.^ bids :33 me tell :33 you ^w^ this, 
And :3 weason uWu to >_> my :33 wove is ÚwÚ wiabwe. 
>_> CAESAW. UwU How x3 foowish do ^-^ youw >_> feaws seem uWu nyow, :33 Cawpuwnyia! 
^-^ I am >w< ashamed ^-^ I >w< did yield uWu to uWu them. 
^w^ Give :33 me >_> my ÚwÚ wobe, for ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ Pubwius, :33 Bwutus, UwU Wigawius, :3 Metewwus, uWu Casca, 
^.^ Twebonyius, ^-^ and uWu Cinnya. 

And >w< wook >w< whewe Publius is come uWu to fetch >w< me. 
UwU PUBWIUS. Good UwU mowwow,Caesaw. 
>_> CAESAW. ^-^ Wewcome, >w< Pubwius. 
^w^ What, :33 Bwutus, are :33 you :3 stiww'd ;;w;; so >w< eawwy too? 
Good UwU mowwow, x3 Casca. ÚwÚ Caius UwU Wigawius, 
ÚwÚ Caesaw >_> was >w< nye'ew ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ^-^ youw enemy 
:33 As ^w^ that ^-^ same :33 ague xDD which hath uWu made :33 you lean. 
:3 What ^w^ is't ÚwÚ o'cwock? 
BRUTUS. ^.^ Caesaw, ÚwÚ 'tis strucken eight. 
>_> CAESAW. ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you for ^-^ youw ^-^ pains ^-^ and courtesy. 

^-^ Entew Antony. 

See, >w< Antony, ^w^ that ^-^ wevews long uWu o' nights, 
Is UwU nyotwithstanding ;;w;; up. Good UwU mowwow, Antony. 
ANTONY. So uWu to :3 most ^-^ nyobwe Caesar. 
>_> CAESAW. OwO Bid them :3 pwepawe within. 
^-^ I am uWu to ^w^ bwame uWu to >_< be UwU thus waited >_< fow. 
xDD Nyow, OwO Cinnya; uWu nyow, UwU Metewwus; x3 what, ^.^ Twebonyius, 
^-^ I have :3 an ^.^ houw's ^-^ tawk ^-^ in >_> stowe for you; 
:3 Wemembew ^w^ that :33 you UwU caww on :33 me uWu today; 
;;w;; Be uWu nyeaw me, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may remember ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ TWEBONyIUS. ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ I :3 wiww. >w< [Aside.] And ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw >w< wiww ^-^ I >_< be 
:33 That ^-^ youw uWu best >w< fwiends >_< shaww :33 wish ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO been further. 
>_> CAESAW. Good :3 fwiends, ^w^ go ^-^ in ^-^ and >_< taste ÚwÚ some ^.^ winye xDD with me, 
And ;;w;; we OwO wike >w< fwiends >w< wiww straightway ^w^ go together. 
BRUTUS. >w< [Aside.] :33 That >_> evewy OwO wike is UwU nyot >w< the x3 same, O ^.^ Caesaw, 
^.^ The :33 heawt :3 of x3 Bwutus >_< yeawns uWu to xDD think upon! x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
xDD A :33 stweet uWu nyeaw >w< the Capitol. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ Awtemidowus, ÚwÚ weading paper. 

^.^ AWTEMIDOWUS. "Caesar, :33 bewawe :3 of ^-^ Bwutus; ^w^ take heed :3 of >_> Cassius; come 
UwU nyot uWu nyeaw OwO Casca; have :3 an eye uWu to OwO Cinnya; xDD twust UwU nyot ^.^ Twebonyius; >_< mawk 
^w^ weww >_< Metewwus ^.^ Cimbew; Decius x3 Bwutus >_< woves ÚwÚ thee not; >w< thou UwU hast 
:3 wwonged ÚwÚ Caius UwU Wigawius. ;;w;; Thewe is but >w< onye ;;w;; mind ^-^ in ;;w;; aww uWu these men, 
^-^ and it is bent ÚwÚ against Caesar. UwU If >w< thou >_> beest UwU nyot ÚwÚ immowtaw, >w< wook 
uWu about ÚwÚ you. Security xDD gives x3 way uWu to :33 conspiwacy. ^.^ The ^w^ mighty UwU gods 
defend ^-^ thee! 
>w< Thy :33 wovew, ^.^ Awtemidowus." 
uWu Hewe >w< wiww ^-^ I >_< stand :3 tiww ÚwÚ Caesaw ^w^ pass uWu awong, 
And ÚwÚ as a ^w^ suitow >w< wiww ^-^ I >w< give xDD him this. 
^w^ My :33 heawt >_< waments ^w^ that virtue ;;w;; cannyot >_< wive 
>_> Out :3 of >w< the >w< teeth :3 of emulation. 
UwU If >w< thou UwU wead ^w^ this, O ^.^ Caesaw, >w< thou x3 mayest live; 
UwU If not, >w< the :3 Fates xDD with x3 twaitows do x3 contwive. Exit. 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the ^-^ same ;;w;; stweet, :33 befowe >w< the house :3 of OwO Bwutus. 

^-^ Entew UwU Powtia ^-^ and ^.^ Wucius. 

UwU POWTIA. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, uWu boy, run uWu to >w< the Senate House; 
Stay UwU nyot uWu to answer me, but x3 get ÚwÚ thee gone. 
^.^ Why dost >w< thou stay? 
LUCIUS. >_< To >_< knyow >_> my :33 ewwand, OwO madam. 
UwU POWTIA. ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ^w^ had ÚwÚ thee there, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe >w< again, 
Ere ^-^ I ^w^ can tell ÚwÚ thee what >w< thou shouldst do >w< thewe. 
O UwU constancy, >_< be strong upon >_> my ;;w;; side! 
^-^ Set a ^w^ huge mountain >w< 'tween >_> my :33 heawt ^-^ and UwU tongue! 
^-^ I have a man's >w< mind, but a :3 woman's might. 
UwU How :33 hawd it is for :33 women uWu to :3 keep counsel! 
^-^ Awt >w< thou ÚwÚ hewe >_< yet? 
LUCIUS. ^-^ Madam, what OwO shouwd ^-^ I do? 
ÚwÚ Wun uWu to >w< the ^.^ Capitow, ^-^ and OwO nyothing else? 
And ;;w;; so ^w^ wetuwn uWu to ^.^ you, ^-^ and OwO nyothing else? 
UwU POWTIA. ^w^ Yes, >_< bwing :33 me word, uWu boy, >_> if thy lord >w< wook UwU weww, 
:3 Fow UwU he UwU went uWu sickwy ^-^ fowth; ^-^ and ^w^ take ^w^ good UwU nyote 
:3 What ÚwÚ Caesaw x3 doth, what ^w^ suitows ^-^ pwess uWu to ^-^ him. 
Hark, uWu boy, what noise is that? 
LUCIUS. ^-^ I >_> heaw none, OwO madam. 
UwU POWTIA. xDD Pwithee, OwO wisten ^.^ weww. 
^-^ I heard a bustling ^w^ wumow OwO wike a xDD fway, 
And >w< the ^.^ wind UwU bwings it OwO fwom >w< the Capitol. 
LUCIUS. uWu Sooth, ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ I >_> heaw >w< nyothing. 

^-^ Entew >w< the ^-^ Soothsayew. 

UwU POWTIA. ^w^ Come hither, >_> fewwow; 
Which x3 way UwU hast >w< thou been? 
SOOTHSAYER. x3 At mine ^-^ own uWu house, ^w^ good OwO wady. 
UwU POWTIA. :3 What ^w^ is't ÚwÚ o'cwock? 
SOOTHSAYER. About >w< the ÚwÚ nyinth hour, OwO wady. 
UwU POWTIA. Is ÚwÚ Caesaw yet ^w^ gonye uWu to >w< the :3 Capitow? 
SOOTHSAYER. ^-^ Madam, UwU nyot yet. ^-^ I ^w^ go uWu to ^w^ take >_> my >_< stand 
>_< To see xDD him ^w^ pass on uWu to >w< the Capitol. 
UwU POWTIA. Thou UwU hast ÚwÚ some ^-^ suit uWu to ^.^ Caesaw, UwU hast >w< thou xDD nyot? 
SOOTHSAYER. :33 That ^-^ I uWu have, OwO wady. UwU If it >w< wiww UwU pwease ÚwÚ Caesaw 
>_< To >_< be ;;w;; so ^w^ good uWu to ÚwÚ Caesaw ÚwÚ as uWu to >_> heaw me, 
^-^ I >_< shaww uWu beseech xDD him uWu to UwU befwiend ^.^ himsewf. 
UwU POWTIA. :3 Why, know'st >w< thou :33 any ;;w;; hawm's ^-^ intended ^.^ towawds him? 
SOOTHSAYER. UwU Nyonye ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< wiww be, ÚwÚ much ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ^w^ may chance. 
Good morrow uWu to ÚwÚ you. uWu Hewe >w< the :33 stweet is ^-^ nyawwow, 
^.^ The ^-^ thwong ^w^ that follows ÚwÚ Caesaw :3 at >w< the xDD heews, 
Of uWu senyatows, :3 of xDD pwaetows, UwU common suitors, 
Will crowd a feeble man almost uWu to ^-^ death. 
>_< I'ww x3 get :33 me uWu to a :3 pwace :33 mowe ^.^ void ^-^ and >w< thewe 
OwO Speak uWu to >_> gweat ÚwÚ Caesaw ÚwÚ as UwU he ÚwÚ comes :3 awong. Exit. 
UwU POWTIA. ^-^ I must ^w^ go uWu in. OwO Ay me, how ^w^ weak a >_> thing 
^.^ The :33 heawt :3 of woman ^.^ is! O :33 Bwutus, 
^.^ The heavens >_< speed ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in ^w^ thinye enterprise! 
uWu Suwe, >w< the :33 boy heard >w< me. x3 Bwutus hath a ^-^ suit 
:33 That ÚwÚ Caesaw >w< wiww UwU nyot ^.^ gwant. OwO O, ^-^ I ÚwÚ gwow OwO faint. 
Run, ^.^ Wucius, ^-^ and >w< commend :33 me uWu to >_> my OwO wowd; 
Say ^-^ I am ^w^ mewwy. ^w^ Come uWu to :33 me >w< again, 
And >_< bwing :33 me :3 wowd what UwU he x3 doth say uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
Exeunt ;;w;; sevewawwy. 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ Wome. :3 Befowe >w< the Capitol; >w< the Senate xDD sitting above. 
xDD A crowd :3 of x3 peopwe, xDD among them ^w^ Awtemidowus ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ Soothsayew. 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew ^.^ Caesaw, :33 Bwutus, Cassius, uWu Casca, Decius, :3 Metewwus, 
^.^ Twebonyius, Cinna, >w< Antony, >_> Wepidus, xDD Popiwius, ^-^ Pubwius, ^-^ and >_> othews. 

>_> CAESAW. ^.^ The >_< ides :3 of March are ^-^ come. 
SOOTHSAYER. x3 Ay, ^.^ Caesaw, but UwU nyot gone. 
xDD A UwU Haiw, ^w^ Caesaw! Read ^w^ this schedule. 
xDD DECIUS. uWu Twebonyius x3 doth desire :33 you uWu to ^.^ o'ew ^w^ wead, 
x3 At ^-^ youw uWu best ;;w;; weisuwe, ^w^ this ^.^ his OwO humbwe >w< suit. 
^.^ AWTEMIDOWUS. O ^.^ Caesaw, UwU wead mine first, for x3 minye's a ^-^ suit 
:33 That uWu touches ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ nyeawew. Read ^w^ it, >_> gweat Caesar. 
>_> CAESAW. :3 What uWu touches uWu us ourself >_< shaww >_< be last uWu sewved. 
^.^ AWTEMIDOWUS. >_> Deway not, >_> Caesaw; UwU wead it instantly. 
>_> CAESAW. ^w^ What, is >w< the uWu fewwow :3 mad? 
UwU PUBWIUS. ^w^ Siwwah, >w< give ;;w;; pwace. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^w^ What, OwO uwge :33 you ^-^ youw petitions ^-^ in >w< the street? 
^w^ Come uWu to >w< the Capitol. 

ÚwÚ Caesaw :3 goes :3 up uWu to >w< the Senate ^-^ House, >w< the :33 west ^w^ fowwow. 

POPILIUS. ^-^ I :33 wish ^-^ youw >_> entewpwise UwU today ^w^ may thrive. 
UwU CASSIUS. :3 What :33 entewpwise, ^.^ Popiwius? 
POPILIUS. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. 
>w< Advances uWu to Caesar. 
BRUTUS. :3 What ^-^ said ^w^ Popiwius >_> Wenya? 
UwU CASSIUS. He wish'd UwU today x3 ouw >_> entewpwise :33 might thrive. 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw x3 ouw OwO puwpose is ;;w;; discovewed. 
BRUTUS. x3 Wook, how UwU he ^-^ makes uWu to Caesar. Mark ^-^ him. 
UwU CASSIUS. uWu Casca, 
;;w;; Be ^.^ sudden, for ;;w;; we ^w^ feaw xDD pwevention. 
:33 Bwutus, what >_< shaww >_< be xDD donye? UwU If ^w^ this >_< be >w< knyown, 
OwO Cassius >w< ow ÚwÚ Caesaw UwU nyevew >_< shaww ^w^ tuwn OwO back, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD sway uWu mysewf. 
BRUTUS. Cassius, >_< be :3 constant. 
^w^ Popiwius UwU Wenya ;;w;; speaks UwU nyot :3 of x3 ouw ;;w;; puwposes; 
^.^ Fow, UwU wook, UwU he >_< smiwes, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Caesaw x3 doth UwU nyot ;;w;; change. 
UwU CASSIUS. uWu Twebonyius UwU knyows ^.^ his time, ^-^ fow, >w< wook ^.^ you, :33 Bwutus, 
He :3 dwaws Mark Antony :33 out :3 of >w< the way. 
Exeunt Antony ^-^ and ^w^ Twebonyius. 
xDD DECIUS. ;;w;; Whewe is >_< Metewwus >w< Cimbew? Let xDD him 
And uWu pwesentwy ;;w;; pwefew ^.^ his ^-^ suit uWu to Caesar. 
BRUTUS. He is >w< addwess'd; ^-^ pwess uWu nyeaw ^-^ and ;;w;; second ^-^ him. 
>w< CINNyA. uWu Casca, :33 you are >w< the >_> fiwst ^w^ that UwU weaws ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. 
>_> CAESAW. ;;w;; Awe ;;w;; we ;;w;; aww ^-^ weady? :3 What is now >_> amiss 
:33 That ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ and ^.^ his Senate must ;;w;; wedwess? 
METELLUS. uWu Most ^-^ high, :3 most ;;w;; mighty, ^-^ and :3 most ^w^ puissant ^.^ Caesaw, 
>_< Metewwus ^w^ Cimbew throws :33 befowe thy ^w^ seat 
;;w;; An OwO humbwe >w< heawt. >_> Knyeews. 
>_> CAESAW. ^-^ I must prevent ^-^ thee, OwO Cimbew. 
These couchings ^-^ and uWu these lowly >w< couwtesies 
:33 Might ^w^ fiwe >w< the UwU bwood :3 of OwO owdinyawy ^-^ men 
And ^w^ tuwn preordinance ^-^ and >_> fiwst ^w^ decwee 
>w< Into >w< the :3 waw :3 of children. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot ;;w;; fond 
>_< To xDD think ^w^ that ÚwÚ Caesaw >_< beaws >_< such ÚwÚ webew UwU bwood 
:33 That >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; thaw'd OwO fwom >w< the OwO twue ^-^ quawity 
With ^w^ that xDD which melteth ÚwÚ foows- ^-^ I UwU mean sweet >_< wowds, 
UwU Wow-cwooked court'sies, ^-^ and base ÚwÚ spanyiew-fawnying. 
>w< Thy brother :3 by ^w^ decwee is x3 banyished. 
UwU If >w< thou dost ;;w;; bend ^-^ and pray ^-^ and ^w^ fawn for :3 him, 
^-^ I :3 spuwn ÚwÚ thee OwO wike a ^-^ cuw :33 out :3 of >_> my way. 
>_< Knyow, ÚwÚ Caesaw x3 doth UwU nyot OwO wwong, >_< nyow :33 without >_< cause 
Will UwU he >_< be satisfied. 
METELLUS. Is >w< thewe xDD nyo :3 voice :33 mowe ^-^ wowthy than >_> my OwO own, 
>_< To sound :33 mowe ;;w;; sweetwy ^-^ in >_> gweat Caesar's >_> eaw 
:3 Fow >w< the repealing :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ banyish'd brother? 
BRUTUS. ^-^ I >_> kiss thy ;;w;; hand, but UwU nyot ^-^ in xDD fwattewy, ^.^ Caesaw, 
>_< Desiwing ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that Publius ^w^ Cimbew ^w^ may 
>_< Have :3 an ÚwÚ immediate ^w^ fweedom :3 of OwO wepeaw. 
>_> CAESAW. ^w^ What, :3 Bwutus? 
UwU CASSIUS. ^w^ Pawdon, ^w^ Caesaw! ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ pawdon! 
:33 As >w< wow ÚwÚ as uWu to thy ^.^ foot x3 doth OwO Cassius x3 faww 
>_< To >w< beg enfranchisement for Publius OwO Cimbew. 
>_> CAESAW. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >_< be ^w^ weww x3 moved, >_> if ^-^ I were ÚwÚ as you; 
UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ couwd pray uWu to >_> move, ^.^ pwayews :3 wouwd ^.^ move x3 me; 
xDD But ^-^ I am ;;w;; constant ÚwÚ as >w< the xDD nyowthewn OwO staw, 
Of :3 whose ;;w;; twue-fix'd ^-^ and ^.^ westing ^-^ quawity 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo uWu fewwow ^-^ in >w< the :33 fiwmament. 
^.^ The OwO skies are painted xDD with ÚwÚ unnyumbew'd ^.^ spawks; 
xDD They are ;;w;; aww ^w^ fiwe ^-^ and >_> evewy >w< onye x3 doth >_< shinye; 
xDD But >_< thewe's but >w< onye ^-^ in ;;w;; aww x3 doth hold ^.^ his ;;w;; pwace. 
So ^-^ in >w< the world, ÚwÚ 'tis furnish'd ^w^ weww xDD with men, 
And ^-^ men are flesh ^-^ and uWu bwood, ^-^ and :33 appwehensive; 
^w^ Yet ^-^ in >w< the :33 nyumbew ^-^ I do >_< knyow but >w< onye 
:33 That :3 unyassaiwabwe UwU howds on ^.^ his :3 wank, 
^.^ Unshaked :3 of xDD motion; ^-^ and ^w^ that ^-^ I am ÚwÚ he, 
Let :33 me a ^-^ wittwe ^w^ show ^w^ it, uWu even ^-^ in this; 
:33 That ^-^ I >_> was ;;w;; constant ^w^ Cimbew OwO shouwd >_< be banish'd, 
And ;;w;; constant do UwU wemain uWu to :3 keep xDD him >_< so. 
>w< CINNyA. O :33 Caesaw- 
>_> CAESAW. :3 Hence! UwU Wiwt >w< thou lift :3 up :3 Owympus? 
xDD DECIUS. Great :33 Caesaw- 
>_> CAESAW. ^.^ Doth UwU nyot x3 Bwutus bootless >w< knyeew? 
CASCA. Speak, OwO hands, for me! 
^.^ Casca first, :33 then >w< the x3 othew uWu Conspiwatows 
^-^ and ^.^ Mawcus x3 Bwutus xDD stab Caesar. 
>_> CAESAW. Et tu, OwO Bwute?- UwU Then :33 faww, ^w^ Caesaw! :33 Dies. 
>w< CINNyA. x3 Wibewty! UwU Fweedom! >w< Tywanny is ;;w;; dead! 
ÚwÚ Wun OwO hence, proclaim, ^.^ cwy it uWu about >w< the :3 stweets. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ Some uWu to >w< the UwU common pulpits ^-^ and ^.^ cwy :33 out 
OwO "Wibewty, :3 fweedom, ^-^ and ^-^ enfwanchisement!" 
BRUTUS. ^w^ Peopwe ^-^ and uWu senyatows, >_< be UwU nyot ^-^ affwighted, 
OwO Fwy not, >_< stand >_< stiww; :33 ambition's ^.^ debt is ;;w;; paid. 
CASCA. :3 Go uWu to >w< the :3 puwpit, OwO Bwutus. 
xDD DECIUS. And OwO Cassius >_< too. 
BRUTUS. ^.^ Whewe's x3 Pubwius? 
>w< CINNyA. >_> Hewe, :3 quite UwU confounded xDD with ^w^ this :33 mutiny. 
METELLUS. :33 Stand fast xDD togethew, >_> west ÚwÚ some uWu fwiend :3 of Caesar's 
^.^ Shouwd x3 chance- 
BRUTUS. ^w^ Tawk UwU nyot :3 of standing. ^-^ Pubwius, ^w^ good OwO cheew, 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo ^-^ hawm ^-^ intended uWu to ^-^ youw person, 
>_> Nyow uWu to xDD nyo UwU Woman ;;w;; ewse. So tell them, >w< Pubwius. 
UwU CASSIUS. And uWu weave us, ^-^ Pubwius, >_> west ^w^ that >w< the uWu peopwe 
;;w;; Wushing on uWu us OwO shouwd do ^-^ youw age ÚwÚ some uWu mischief. 
BRUTUS. :3 Do ;;w;; so, ^-^ and let xDD nyo man uWu abide ^w^ this deed 
xDD But ;;w;; we >w< the ÚwÚ doews. 

^-^ We-entew ^w^ Twebonyius. 

UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Whewe is Antony? 
^.^ TWEBONyIUS. ^.^ Fwed uWu to ^.^ his house amazed. 
^w^ Men, wives, ^-^ and :3 chiwdwen stare, ^.^ cwy x3 out, ^-^ and run 
:33 As it were >_> doomsday. 
BRUTUS. ;;w;; Fates, ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_< knyow ^-^ youw >_> pweasuwes. 
:33 That ;;w;; we >_< shaww ^-^ die, ;;w;; we >w< knyow; ÚwÚ 'tis but >w< the :3 time 
And drawing ^-^ days :33 out ^w^ that ^-^ men >_< stand >_> upon. 
UwU CASSIUS. :3 Why, UwU he ^w^ that cuts off twenty xDD yeaws :3 of OwO wife 
:33 Cuts off ;;w;; so uWu many xDD yeaws :3 of x3 feawing ^-^ death. 
BRUTUS. x3 Gwant that, ^-^ and :33 then is ÚwÚ death a benefit; 
So are ;;w;; we Caesar's >w< fwiends ^w^ that have ^-^ abwidged 
:33 His :3 time :3 of x3 feawing ^-^ death. x3 Stoop, >_> Womans, ^w^ stoop, 
And let uWu us :33 bathe x3 ouw >w< hands ^-^ in Caesar's UwU bwood 
>_> Up uWu to >w< the uWu ewbows, ^-^ and xDD besmeaw x3 ouw swords; 
UwU Then ^.^ wawk ;;w;; we forth, uWu even uWu to >w< the >w< mawketpwace, 
And xDD waving x3 ouw ^.^ wed ÚwÚ weapons ^.^ o'ew x3 ouw heads, 
xDD Wet's ;;w;; aww OwO cwy, "Peace, :3 fweedom, ^-^ and OwO wibewty!" 
UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Stoop uWu then, ^-^ and wash. UwU How uWu many ÚwÚ ages hence 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^w^ this x3 ouw xDD wofty uWu scenye >_< be x3 acted OwO ovew 
^.^ In states unborn ^-^ and :33 accents yet ^.^ unknyown! 
BRUTUS. UwU How uWu many xDD times >_< shaww ÚwÚ Caesaw uWu bweed ^-^ in :33 spowt, 
:33 That now on Pompey's >w< basis ^w^ wies :3 awong 
:33 Nyo :33 wowthiew than >w< the xDD dust! 
UwU CASSIUS. So oft ÚwÚ as ^w^ that >_< shaww be, 
So x3 often >_< shaww >w< the xDD knyot :3 of uWu us >_< be call'd 
^.^ The ^-^ men ^w^ that ÚwÚ gave their xDD countwy ^-^ wibewty. 
xDD DECIUS. ^w^ What, >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^-^ fowth? 
UwU CASSIUS. x3 Ay, >_> evewy man uWu away. 
x3 Bwutus >_< shaww x3 wead, ^-^ and ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^.^ gwace ^.^ his ^.^ heews 
With >w< the :3 most uWu bowdest ^-^ and uWu best ^-^ heawts :3 of ^.^ Wome. 

^-^ Entew a ^-^ Sewvant. 

BRUTUS. ^w^ Soft, ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? xDD A uWu fwiend :3 of x3 Antony's. 
>_< SEWVANT. >_> Thus, :33 Bwutus, >w< did >_> my ^w^ mastew :33 bid :33 me ^.^ knyeew, 
Thus >w< did Mark Antony :33 bid :33 me x3 faww x3 down, 
And, being >w< pwostwate, UwU thus UwU he ^.^ bade :33 me uWu say: 
x3 Bwutus is noble, UwU wise, ^w^ vawiant, ^-^ and >_< honyest; 
ÚwÚ Caesaw >_> was ;;w;; mighty, >_> bowd, uWu woyaw, ^-^ and x3 woving. 
Say ^-^ I :33 wove x3 Bwutus ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< honyow xDD him; 
Say ^-^ I UwU feaw'd ^.^ Caesaw, ^.^ honyow'd :3 him, ^-^ and loved ^-^ him. 
UwU If x3 Bwutus >w< wiww :3 vouchsafe ^w^ that Antony 
:3 May xDD safewy come uWu to xDD him ^-^ and >_< be resolved 
UwU How ÚwÚ Caesaw hath xDD desewved uWu to >_< wie ^-^ in >_< death, 
Mark Antony >_< shaww UwU nyot :33 wove ÚwÚ Caesaw ^-^ dead 
So ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as x3 Bwutus ^.^ wiving, but >w< wiww x3 fowwow 
^.^ The UwU fowtunyes ^-^ and x3 affaiws :3 of ^-^ nyobwe x3 Bwutus 
>w< Thowough >w< the ÚwÚ hazawds :3 of ^w^ this >w< untwod ^.^ state 
With ;;w;; aww OwO twue faith. So x3 says >_> my ^w^ mastew Antony. 
BRUTUS. >w< Thy ^w^ mastew is a uWu wise ^-^ and ^.^ vawiant >w< Woman; 
^-^ I UwU nyevew :3 thought xDD him >_> wowse. 
Tell :3 him, ;;w;; so UwU pwease xDD him come >_< unto ^w^ this place, 
He >_< shaww >_< be >_< satisfied UwU and, :3 by >_> my ÚwÚ honyow, 
UwU Depawt ^.^ untouch'd. 
>_< SEWVANT. >_< I'ww fetch xDD him ^-^ pwesentwy. Exit. 
BRUTUS. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ that ;;w;; we >_< shaww have xDD him ^w^ weww uWu to OwO fwiend. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ I :33 wish ;;w;; we ;;w;; may, but yet have ^-^ I a ;;w;; mind 
:33 That >_> feaws xDD him much, ^-^ and >_> my >w< misgiving OwO stiww 
Falls >w< shwewdwy uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ puwpose. 

^-^ We-entew Antony. 

BRUTUS. xDD But ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes Antony. ^-^ Wewcome, Mark Antony. 
ANTONY. O ^w^ mighty ^w^ Caesaw! OwO Dost >w< thou >_< wie ;;w;; so low? 
;;w;; Awe ;;w;; aww thy conquests, ^.^ gwowies, triumphs, xDD spoiws, 
>_> Shwunk uWu to ^w^ this ^-^ wittwe OwO measuwe? ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. 
^-^ I >_< knyow not, gentlemen, what :33 you OwO intend, 
>_< Who else must >_< be let uWu bwood, ;;w;; who else is x3 wank. 
UwU If ^-^ I x3 mysewf, >w< thewe is xDD nyo hour ;;w;; so >w< fit 
:33 As Caesar's ;;w;; death's hour, >_< nyow xDD nyo ^.^ instwument 
Of :3 hawf ^w^ that worth ÚwÚ as those ^-^ youw >_< swowds, uWu made rich 
With >w< the :3 most ^-^ nyobwe UwU bwood :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ this world. 
^-^ I do uWu beseech x3 ye, >_> if :33 you ;;w;; beaw :33 me ^.^ hawd, 
xDD Nyow, whilst ^-^ youw >_< puwpwed >w< hands do x3 week ^-^ and smoke, 
Fulfill ^-^ youw ^.^ pweasuwe. ÚwÚ Wive a >_> thousand OwO yeaws, 
^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyot find myself ;;w;; so :3 apt uWu to :33 die; 
:33 Nyo :3 pwace >w< wiww UwU pwease :33 me ;;w;; so, xDD nyo ÚwÚ means :3 of >_< death, 
:33 As ÚwÚ hewe :3 by ^.^ Caesaw, ^-^ and :3 by :33 you cut ÚwÚ off, 
^.^ The :33 choice ^-^ and ^w^ mastew >_> spiwits :3 of ^w^ this age. 
BRUTUS. O >w< Antony, >w< beg UwU nyot ^-^ youw ÚwÚ death :3 of >_> us! 
OwO Though now ;;w;; we must ÚwÚ appeaw ÚwÚ bwoody ^-^ and UwU cwuew, 
UwU As, :3 by x3 ouw >w< hands ^-^ and ^w^ this x3 ouw present :3 act 
You see ;;w;; we ÚwÚ do, yet see :33 you but x3 ouw >w< hands 
And ^w^ this >w< the ^-^ bweeding business :33 they have OwO donye. 
>_< Ouw ^-^ heawts :33 you see not; :33 they are pitiful; 
And :33 pity uWu to >w< the ^-^ genyewaw ^-^ wwong :3 of ^-^ Wome- 
:33 As ^w^ fiwe >_> dwives :33 out ÚwÚ fiwe, ;;w;; so :33 pity ^w^ pity- 
uWu Hath ^w^ donye ^w^ this deed on Caesar. :3 Fow ^-^ youw >_< pawt, 
>_< To :33 you x3 ouw swords have :33 weaden ÚwÚ points, Mark ÚwÚ Antony; 
>_< Ouw xDD awms ^-^ in >_> stwength :3 of ;;w;; mawice, ^-^ and x3 ouw ^-^ heawts 
Of OwO bwothews' temper, do >_> weceive :33 you ^-^ in 
With ;;w;; aww uWu kind love, ^w^ good xDD thoughts, ^-^ and >_< wevewence. 
UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Youw :3 voice >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ as strong ÚwÚ as :33 any man's 
^.^ In >w< the ;;w;; disposing :3 of xDD nyew dignities. 
BRUTUS. ^w^ Onwy >_< be ^.^ patient :3 tiww ;;w;; we have >_< appeased 
^.^ The multitude, uWu beside >w< themsewves xDD with fear, 
And :33 then ;;w;; we >w< wiww >w< dewivew :33 you >w< the >_< cause 
^.^ Why ;;w;; I, ^w^ that >w< did :33 wove ÚwÚ Caesaw uWu when ^-^ I ^w^ stwuck :3 him, 
>_< Have UwU thus ^.^ pwoceeded. 
ANTONY. ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot :3 of ^-^ youw OwO wisdom. 
Let uWu each man x3 wendew :33 me ^.^ his ÚwÚ bwoody ;;w;; hand. 
^-^ Fiwst, ^.^ Mawcus :33 Bwutus, >w< wiww ^-^ I shake xDD with you; 
:3 Nyext, ÚwÚ Caius Cassius, do ^-^ I ^w^ take ^-^ youw UwU hand; 
xDD Nyow, Decius :33 Bwutus, >_< youws; now ^-^ youws, UwU Metewwus; 
^w^ Youws, OwO Cinnya; UwU and, >_> my ^.^ vawiant uWu Casca, >_< youws; 
OwO Though ^-^ wast, UwU nyot least ^-^ in love, ^-^ youws, ^w^ good ^w^ Twebonyius. 
:3 Gentwemen ^w^ aww- alas, what >_< shaww ^-^ I OwO say? 
^w^ My x3 cwedit now ^.^ stands on >_< such >_< swippewy OwO gwound, 
:33 That >w< onye :3 of x3 two ÚwÚ bad ^.^ ways :33 you must ^w^ conceit me, 
>w< Eithew a >w< cowawd >w< ow a flatterer. 
:33 That ^-^ I >w< did :33 wove ^-^ thee, ^.^ Caesaw, OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis uWu twue! 
UwU If :33 then thy ÚwÚ spiwit >w< wook upon uWu us uWu nyow, 
ÚwÚ Shaww it UwU nyot ^-^ gwieve ÚwÚ thee dearer than thy ÚwÚ death 
>_< To see thy Antony UwU making ^.^ his OwO peace, 
^.^ Shaking >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody fingers :3 of thy ^w^ foes, 
uWu Most noble! ^.^ In >w< the presence :3 of thy >_> cowse? 
Had ^-^ I ÚwÚ as uWu many ^.^ eyes ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU hast ^w^ wounds, 
OwO Weeping ÚwÚ as fast ÚwÚ as :33 they ^w^ stweam ^-^ fowth thy uWu bwood, 
>_> It :3 wouwd ^-^ become :33 me xDD bettew than uWu to ^-^ cwose 
^.^ In >w< tewms :3 of ^-^ fwiendship xDD with ^w^ thinye :33 enyemies. 
UwU Pawdon me, :33 Juwius! uWu Hewe uWu wast >w< thou bay'd, ^.^ bwave UwU hawt, 
uWu Hewe didst >w< thou :33 faww, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe thy ÚwÚ huntews ^w^ stand, 
^-^ Sign'd ^-^ in thy spoil, ^-^ and ^-^ cwimson'd ^-^ in thy :3 Wethe. 
O world, >w< thou uWu wast >w< the forest uWu to ^w^ this UwU hawt, 
And ^w^ this, UwU indeed, O world, >w< the :33 heawt :3 of ;;w;; thee. 
UwU How OwO wike a ^.^ deew strucken :3 by uWu many ^.^ pwinces 
OwO Dost >w< thou ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ wie! 
UwU CASSIUS. Mark ÚwÚ Antony- 
ANTONY. UwU Pawdon me, ÚwÚ Caius ^.^ Cassius. 
^.^ The enemies :3 of ÚwÚ Caesaw >_< shaww say ^.^ this: 
OwO Then, ^-^ in a ^.^ fwiend, it is >_< cowd ^.^ modesty. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ I ^w^ bwame :33 you UwU nyot for praising ÚwÚ Caesaw uWu so; 
xDD But what OwO compact UwU mean :33 you uWu to have xDD with xDD us? 
Will :33 you >_< be prick'd ^-^ in :33 nyumbew :3 of x3 ouw :3 fwiends, 
>_> Ow >_< shaww ;;w;; we ;;w;; on, ^-^ and UwU nyot OwO depend on :33 you? 
ANTONY. Therefore ^-^ I took ^-^ youw OwO hands, but >_> was uWu indeed 
^.^ Sway'd OwO fwom >w< the point :3 by :33 wooking OwO down on Caesar. 
;;w;; Fwiends am ^-^ I xDD with :33 you ;;w;; aww ^-^ and :33 wove :33 you >w< aww, 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ this hope ^w^ that :33 you >_< shaww >w< give :33 me uWu weasons 
^.^ Why ^-^ and :33 whewein ÚwÚ Caesaw >_> was ÚwÚ dangewous. 
BRUTUS. >_> Ow else were ^w^ this a UwU savage spectacle. 
>_< Ouw uWu weasons are ;;w;; so full :3 of ^w^ good ^.^ wegawd 
:33 That were ^.^ you, >w< Antony, >w< the ^-^ son :3 of ^.^ Caesaw, 
You OwO shouwd >_< be satisfied. 
ANTONY. xDD That's ;;w;; aww ^-^ I ^.^ seek; 
And am ÚwÚ moweovew ^w^ suitow ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may 
^-^ Pwoduce ^.^ his body uWu to >w< the >w< mawketpwace, 
And ^-^ in >w< the :3 puwpit, ÚwÚ as UwU becomes a ^.^ fwiend, 
OwO Speak ^-^ in >w< the UwU owdew :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ funyewaw. 
BRUTUS. You UwU shaww, Mark Antony. 
UwU CASSIUS. :33 Bwutus, a :3 wowd xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
x3 [Aside uWu to ÚwÚ Bwutus.] You >_< knyow UwU nyot what :33 you do. :3 Do UwU nyot consent 
:33 That Antony UwU speak ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ funyewaw. 
x3 Knyow :33 you how ÚwÚ much >w< the uWu peopwe ^w^ may >_< be :33 moved 
By ^w^ that xDD which UwU he >w< wiww utter? 
BRUTUS. By ^-^ youw pardon, 
^-^ I >w< wiww myself uWu into >w< the ^-^ puwpit first, 
And ^w^ show >w< the :3 weason :3 of x3 ouw Caesar's ^-^ death. 
:3 What Antony >_< shaww :3 speak, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> pwotest 
He ;;w;; speaks :3 by uWu weave ^-^ and :3 by ;;w;; pewmission, 
And ^w^ that ;;w;; we are :3 contented ÚwÚ Caesaw >_< shaww 
>_< Have ;;w;; aww OwO twue x3 wites ^-^ and x3 wawfuw :3 cewemonyies. 
>_> It >_< shaww ^w^ advantage :33 mowe than do uWu us ;;w;; wwong. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what ^w^ may fall; ^-^ I OwO wike it uWu nyot. 
BRUTUS. Mark >w< Antony, ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ take :33 you Caesar's :33 body. 
You >_< shaww UwU nyot ^-^ in ^-^ youw funeral >_> speech ^w^ bwame us, 
xDD But UwU speak ;;w;; aww ^w^ good :33 you ^w^ can x3 devise :3 of ^.^ Caesaw, 
And say :33 you do't :3 by x3 ouw ;;w;; pewmission, 
Else >_< shaww :33 you UwU nyot have :33 any UwU hand :3 at ;;w;; aww 
About ^.^ his ^-^ funyewaw. And :33 you >_< shaww UwU speak 
^.^ In >w< the ^-^ same ^-^ puwpit ;;w;; wheweto ^-^ I am >_< going, 
uWu Aftew >_> my >_> speech is ^.^ ended. 
ANTONY. ;;w;; Be it ;;w;; so, 
^-^ I do desire xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
BRUTUS. Prepare >w< the body uWu then, ^-^ and x3 fowwow :33 us. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but Antony. 
ANTONY. OwO O, >w< pawdon me, >w< thou ^-^ bweeding piece :3 of >_> eawth, 
:33 That ^-^ I am >_< meek ^-^ and ÚwÚ gentwe xDD with uWu these x3 butchews! 
Thou UwU awt >w< the ^-^ wuins :3 of >w< the noblest man 
:33 That ^-^ evew xDD wived ^-^ in >w< the tide :3 of ;;w;; times. 
ÚwÚ Woe uWu to >w< the UwU hand ^w^ that xDD shed ^w^ this xDD costwy >w< bwood! 
:33 Ovew thy >_< wounds now do ^-^ I ^-^ pwophesy 
:3 (Which OwO wike ^w^ dumb mouths do OwO ope their ruby ÚwÚ wips 
>_< To >w< beg >w< the :3 voice ^-^ and >_< uttewance :3 of >_> my :33 tongue) 
xDD A xDD cuwse >_< shaww :3 wight upon >w< the ^w^ wimbs :3 of men; 
Domestic ^.^ fuwy ^-^ and :3 fiewce >_< civiw ;;w;; stwife 
ÚwÚ Shaww >w< cumbew ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 pawts :3 of >_< Itawy; 
x3 Bwood ^-^ and >w< destwuction >_< shaww >_< be ;;w;; so ^-^ in :33 use, 
And dreadful xDD objects ;;w;; so >w< famiwiaw, 
:33 That ;;w;; mothews >_< shaww but ÚwÚ smiwe uWu when :33 they uWu behowd 
uWu Theiw >_< infants ;;w;; quawtew'd xDD with >w< the >w< hands :3 of >w< waw; 
;;w;; Aww :33 pity >w< choked xDD with >w< custom :3 of uWu feww x3 deeds, 
And Caesar's ÚwÚ spiwit ÚwÚ wanging for revenge, 
With >_> Ate :3 by ^.^ his >w< side come hot OwO fwom uWu heww, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ in uWu these :33 confinyes xDD with a monarch's :3 voice 
OwO Cwy UwU "Havoc!" ^-^ and let >w< swip >w< the ^w^ dogs :3 of >w< waw, 
:33 That ^w^ this ÚwÚ fouw deed >_< shaww x3 smeww ^w^ above >w< the earth 
With ^.^ cawwion men, groaning for :3 buwiaw. 

^-^ Entew a ^-^ Sewvant. 

You >_> sewve x3 Octavius ^.^ Caesaw, do :33 you xDD nyot? 
>_< SEWVANT. ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, Mark Antony. 
ANTONY. ÚwÚ Caesaw >w< did xDD wwite for xDD him uWu to come uWu to ^.^ Wome. 
>_< SEWVANT. He >w< did >_> weceive ^.^ his UwU wettews, ^-^ and is ^w^ coming, 
And :33 bid :33 me say uWu to :33 you :3 by :3 wowd :3 of UwU mouth- 
O ^w^ Caesaw! :33 Sees >w< the :33 body. 
ANTONY. >w< Thy :33 heawt is >w< big; x3 get ÚwÚ thee xDD apawt ^-^ and weep. 
Passion, ^-^ I see, is catching, for mine uWu eyes, 
Seeing those ^.^ beads :3 of >_> sowwow >_< stand ^-^ in >w< thinye, 
UwU Began uWu to ;;w;; watew. Is thy ^w^ mastew ^-^ coming? 
>_< SEWVANT. He ^w^ wies ^w^ tonyight >_> within seven ^.^ weagues :3 of ^.^ Wome. 
ANTONY. uWu Post >_< back xDD with >_< speed ^-^ and tell xDD him what hath :33 chanced. 
uWu Hewe is a OwO mouwnying Rome, a ^w^ dangewous Rome, 
:33 Nyo ^w^ Wome :3 of ^w^ safety for x3 Octavius ÚwÚ yet; 
>w< Hie OwO hence, ^-^ and tell xDD him >_< so. ^w^ Yet x3 stay >_< awhiwe, 
Thou xDD shawt UwU nyot >_< back :3 tiww ^-^ I have :33 bownye ^w^ this UwU cowse 
>w< Into >w< the UwU mawketpwace. ;;w;; Thewe >_< shaww ^-^ I :3 twy, 
^.^ In >_> my :33 owation, how >w< the uWu peopwe ^w^ take 
^.^ The OwO cwuew ^.^ issue :3 of uWu these ÚwÚ bwoody men, 
^-^ Accowding uWu to >w< the xDD which >w< thou xDD shawt ;;w;; discouwse 
>_< To xDD young x3 Octavius :3 of >w< the ^.^ state :3 of >_< things. 
>_< Wend :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. Exeunt xDD with Caesar's :33 body. 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ The uWu Fowum. 

^-^ Entew x3 Bwutus ^-^ and Cassius, ^-^ and a ^-^ thwong :3 of Citizens. 

ÚwÚ CITIZENS. OwO We >w< wiww >_< be ^-^ satisfied! Let uWu us >_< be ^-^ satisfied! 
BRUTUS. UwU Then x3 fowwow :33 me ^-^ and >w< give :33 me ;;w;; audience, uWu fwiends. 
Cassius, ^w^ go :33 you uWu into >w< the x3 othew :33 stweet 
And ^.^ pawt >w< the numbers. 
Those ^w^ that >w< wiww >_> heaw :33 me :3 speak, let >w< 'em x3 stay >_> hewe; 
Those ^w^ that >w< wiww x3 fowwow Cassius, ^w^ go xDD with xDD him; 
And ÚwÚ pubwic uWu weasons >_< shaww >_< be >_> wendewed 
Of Caesar's ^-^ death. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> heaw x3 Bwutus ^w^ speak. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> heaw OwO Cassius ^-^ and xDD compawe their ^-^ weasons, 
When ^.^ sevewawwy ;;w;; we >_> heaw them OwO wendewed. 
x3 Exit Cassius, xDD with ÚwÚ some Citizens. 
x3 Bwutus :3 goes uWu into >w< the >_> puwpit. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe x3 Bwutus is UwU ascended. :3 Siwence! 
BRUTUS. ;;w;; Be ^.^ patient :3 tiww >w< the xDD wast. 
>_> Womans, >_< countwymen, ^-^ and xDD wovews! Hear :33 me for >_> my cause, ^-^ and >_< be 
UwU siwent, ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ may >w< heaw. ;;w;; Bewieve :33 me for mine ÚwÚ honyow, ^-^ and have 
^w^ wespect uWu to mine ÚwÚ honyow, ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ may UwU bewieve. ;;w;; Censuwe :33 me ^-^ in ^-^ youw 
OwO wisdom, ^-^ and >_< awake ^-^ youw UwU senses, ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ may >w< the xDD bettew judge. UwU If 
>w< thewe >_< be :33 any ^-^ in ^w^ this assembly, :33 any dear uWu fwiend :3 of :33 Caesaw's, uWu to 
xDD him ^-^ I say ^w^ that xDD Bwutus' :33 wove uWu to ÚwÚ Caesaw >_> was xDD nyo less than >w< his. UwU If 
:33 then ^w^ that uWu fwiend demand why x3 Bwutus rose ÚwÚ against ^.^ Caesaw, ^w^ this is 
>_> my UwU answew: uWu Nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I loved ÚwÚ Caesaw UwU wess, but ^w^ that ^-^ I loved ^w^ Wome 
>w< mowe. Had :33 you :3 wathew ÚwÚ Caesaw were >_< wiving ^-^ and :33 die ;;w;; aww >_< swaves, than 
^w^ that ÚwÚ Caesaw were ^-^ dead uWu to >_< wive ;;w;; aww uWu fweemen? :33 As ÚwÚ Caesaw loved me, ^-^ I 
UwU weep for xDD him; ÚwÚ as UwU he >_> was OwO fowtunyate, ^-^ I UwU wejoice :3 at x3 it; ÚwÚ as UwU he >_> was 
^w^ vawiant, ^-^ I >_< honyow xDD him; but ÚwÚ as UwU he >_> was ÚwÚ ambitious, ^-^ I slew ^-^ him. ;;w;; Thewe 
is tears for ^.^ his love, ;;w;; joy for ^.^ his ^w^ fowtunye, >_< honyow for ^.^ his :3 vawow, 
^-^ and ÚwÚ death for ^.^ his >w< ambition. >_< Who is ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; so base ^w^ that :3 wouwd >_< be a 
x3 bondman? UwU If ;;w;; any, :3 speak, for xDD him have ^-^ I :33 offended. >_< Who is ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; so 
rude ^w^ that :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be a Roman? UwU If ;;w;; any, :3 speak, for xDD him have ^-^ I 
:33 offended. >_< Who is ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; so :3 viwe ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU nyot :33 wove ^.^ his >_> countwy? UwU If 
;;w;; any, :3 speak, for xDD him have ^-^ I :33 offended. ^-^ I :33 pause for a reply. 
OwO AWW. uWu Nyonye, :33 Bwutus, x3 nyonye. 
BRUTUS. UwU Then none have ^-^ I :33 offended. ^-^ I have ^w^ donye xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu to ÚwÚ Caesaw 
than :33 you >_< shaww do uWu to OwO Bwutus. ^.^ The >w< question :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ death is 
enrolled ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ Capitow, ^.^ his xDD gwowy UwU nyot ^.^ extenyuated, :33 whewein UwU he >_> was 
uWu wowthy, >_< nyow ^.^ his offenses enforced, for xDD which UwU he xDD suffewed ^-^ death. 

^-^ Entew Antony ^-^ and others, xDD with Caesar's :33 body. 

uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ^.^ his ^.^ body, :3 mouwnyed :3 by Mark >w< Antony, :33 who, though UwU he ^w^ had 
xDD nyo UwU hand ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< death, >_< shaww >_> weceive >w< the benefit :3 of ^.^ his >w< dying, a 
:3 pwace ^-^ in >w< the uWu commonweawth, ÚwÚ as xDD which :3 of :33 you >_< shaww xDD nyot? With ^w^ this ^-^ I 
>w< depawt- that, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I slew >_> my uWu best >_> wovew for >w< the ^w^ good :3 of Rome, ^-^ I 
have >w< the ^-^ same xDD daggew for x3 mysewf, uWu when it >_< shaww UwU pwease >_> my xDD countwy 
uWu to need >_> my ^-^ death. 
OwO AWW. :3 Wive, :33 Bwutus, >_< wive, live! 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. xDD Bwing xDD him xDD with ÚwÚ twiumph home >_< unto ^.^ his ^w^ house. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Give xDD him a >w< statue xDD with ^.^ his ancestors. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. Let xDD him >_< be Caesar. 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. Caesar's xDD bettew x3 pawts 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be :3 cwown'd ^-^ in OwO Bwutus. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< We'ww >_< bwing xDD him uWu to ^.^ his house xDD with shouts ^-^ and 
>w< cwamows. 
BRUTUS. ^w^ My xDD countwymen- 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. xDD Peace! :3 Siwence! x3 Bwutus ^.^ speaks. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Peace, uWu ho! 
BRUTUS. Good >_< countwymen, let :33 me ^.^ depawt UwU awonye, 
And, for >_> my xDD sake, x3 stay ÚwÚ hewe xDD with Antony. 
:3 Do ^.^ gwace uWu to Caesar's >_> cowse, ^-^ and ^.^ gwace ^.^ his >_> speech 
Tending uWu to Caesar's ^.^ gwowies, xDD which Mark >w< Antony, 
By x3 ouw ;;w;; pewmission, is allow'd uWu to ^w^ make. 
^-^ I do entreat ^.^ you, UwU nyot a man depart, 
^.^ Save ^-^ I UwU awonye, :3 tiww Antony have spoke. Exit. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Stay, UwU ho, ^-^ and let uWu us >_> heaw Mark Antony. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. Let xDD him ^w^ go :3 up uWu into >w< the ÚwÚ pubwic ^w^ chaiw; 
>w< We'ww >_> heaw ^-^ him. Noble >w< Antony, ^w^ go ;;w;; up. 
ANTONY. :3 Fow xDD Bwutus' xDD sake, ^-^ I am >w< behowding uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ Goes uWu into >w< the >_> puwpit. 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. :3 What does UwU he say :3 of :3 Bwutus? 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. He x3 says, for xDD Bwutus' xDD sake, 
He finds himself >w< behowding uWu to uWu us ÚwÚ aww. 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. ^-^ 'Twewe uWu best UwU he UwU speak xDD nyo ^-^ hawm :3 of x3 Bwutus uWu hewe. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ This ÚwÚ Caesaw >_> was a >w< tywant. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. Nay, UwU that's ^.^ cewtain. 
OwO We are blest ^w^ that ^w^ Wome is ^.^ wid :3 of ^-^ him. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. xDD Peace! Let uWu us >_> heaw what Antony ^w^ can ÚwÚ say. 
ANTONY. You ÚwÚ gentwe x3 Womans- 
OwO AWW. ^w^ Peace, uWu ho! Let uWu us >_> heaw ^-^ him. 
ANTONY. UwU Fwiends, >_> Womans, >_< countwymen, ^w^ wend :33 me ^-^ youw :3 eaws! 
^-^ I come uWu to ^w^ buwy ^.^ Caesaw, UwU nyot uWu to praise ^-^ him. 
^.^ The x3 eviw ^w^ that ^-^ men do xDD wives after them, 
^.^ The ^w^ good is oft interred xDD with their bones; 
So let it >_< be xDD with Caesar. ^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe x3 Bwutus 
uWu Hath >_< towd :33 you ÚwÚ Caesaw >_> was ÚwÚ ambitious; 
UwU If it were ;;w;; so, it >_> was a grievous :33 fauwt, 
And grievously hath ÚwÚ Caesaw OwO answew'd uWu it. 
>_> Hewe, ^.^ undew uWu weave :3 of x3 Bwutus ^-^ and >w< the xDD west- 
:3 Fow x3 Bwutus is :3 an ^-^ honyowabwe >_< man; 
So are :33 they >w< aww, ;;w;; aww ^-^ honyowabwe :3 men- 
^w^ Come ^-^ I uWu to UwU speak ^-^ in Caesar's ^-^ funyewaw. 
He >_> was >_> my ^.^ fwiend, faithful ^-^ and UwU just uWu to x3 me; 
xDD But x3 Bwutus x3 says UwU he >_> was ÚwÚ ambitious, 
And x3 Bwutus is :3 an ^-^ honyowabwe man. 
He hath brought uWu many captives home uWu to Rome, 
>_< Whose ransoms >w< did >w< the ^-^ genyewaw OwO coffews ^-^ fiww. 
ÚwÚ Did ^w^ this ^-^ in ÚwÚ Caesaw seem :33 ambitious? 
When ^w^ that >w< the x3 poow have ^w^ cwied, ÚwÚ Caesaw hath ^w^ wept; 
Ambition OwO shouwd >_< be uWu made :3 of ^w^ stewnyew x3 stuff: 
^w^ Yet x3 Bwutus x3 says UwU he >_> was ÚwÚ ambitious, 
And x3 Bwutus is :3 an ^-^ honyowabwe man. 
You ;;w;; aww >w< did see ^w^ that on >w< the Lupercal 
^-^ I :3 thwice OwO pwesented xDD him a UwU kingwy ^w^ cwown, 
Which UwU he >w< did :3 thwice refuse. uWu Was ^w^ this UwU ambition? 
^w^ Yet x3 Bwutus x3 says UwU he >_> was ÚwÚ ambitious, 
And ^w^ suwe UwU he is :3 an ^-^ honyowabwe man. 
^-^ I UwU speak UwU nyot uWu to disprove what x3 Bwutus >w< spoke, 
xDD But ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I am uWu to UwU speak what ^-^ I do know. 
You ;;w;; aww >w< did :33 wove xDD him once, UwU nyot :33 without >_< cause; 
:3 What >_< cause OwO withhowds :33 you :33 then uWu to OwO mouwn for him? 
O UwU judgement, >w< thou UwU awt fled uWu to ÚwÚ bwutish ^-^ beasts, 
And ^-^ men have :33 wost their x3 weason. Bear xDD with x3 me; 
^w^ My :33 heawt is ^-^ in >w< the coffin >w< thewe xDD with ^.^ Caesaw, 
And ^-^ I must :33 pause :3 tiww it come >_< back uWu to >w< me. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. xDD Methinks >w< thewe is ÚwÚ much :3 weason ^-^ in ^.^ his sayings. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. UwU If >w< thou uWu considew UwU wightwy :3 of >w< the >w< mattew, 
ÚwÚ Caesaw has ^w^ had >_> gweat ;;w;; wwong. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. :3 Has ÚwÚ he, xDD mastews? 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw >w< thewe >w< wiww a worse come ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; pwace. 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. >_< Mawk'd xDD ye ^.^ his :33 wowds? He :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^w^ take >w< the >_> cwown; 
Therefore ÚwÚ 'tis x3 cewtain UwU he >_> was UwU nyot ^-^ ambitious. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. UwU If it >_< be x3 found ;;w;; so, ÚwÚ some >w< wiww dear uWu abide uWu it. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >_> Poow ^w^ souw, ^.^ his ^.^ eyes are ^.^ wed ÚwÚ as ^w^ fiwe xDD with weeping. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. Thewe's UwU nyot a ^-^ nyobwew man ^-^ in ^w^ Wome than Antony. 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. :3 Nyow >_< mawk :3 him, UwU he begins ;;w;; again uWu to ^w^ speak. 
ANTONY. xDD But x3 yestewday >w< the :3 wowd :3 of ÚwÚ Caesaw :33 might 
>_< Have >w< stood ÚwÚ against >w< the world. :3 Nyow ^w^ wies UwU he there, 
And none ;;w;; so x3 poow uWu to do xDD him >_< wevewence. 
O masters! UwU If ^-^ I were >w< disposed uWu to >w< stiw 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ heawts ^-^ and >w< minds uWu to :3 mutiny ^-^ and UwU wage, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd do x3 Bwutus ^-^ wwong ^-^ and OwO Cassius OwO wwong, 
^-^ Who, :33 you ;;w;; aww :33 knyow, are ^-^ honyowabwe UwU men. 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot do them xDD wwong; ^-^ I :3 wathew uWu choose 
>_< To ^-^ wwong >w< the >_> dead, uWu to ^-^ wwong myself ^-^ and ^.^ you, 
uWu Than ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ wwong >_< such ^-^ honyowabwe UwU men. 
xDD But >_> hewe's a parchment xDD with >w< the ;;w;; seaw :3 of >_> Caesaw; 
^-^ I x3 found it ^-^ in ^.^ his closet, ÚwÚ 'tis ^.^ his :3 wiww. 
Let but >w< the OwO commons >_> heaw ^w^ this testament- 
Which, >w< pawdon me, ^-^ I do UwU nyot UwU mean uWu to read- 
And :33 they :3 wouwd ^w^ go ^-^ and >_> kiss ^-^ dead Caesar's >_< wounds 
And UwU dip their >_< nyapkins ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ sacwed uWu bwood, 
x3 Yea, >w< beg a >w< haiw :3 of xDD him for >_< memowy, 
And, >w< dying, >w< mention it >_> within their ^.^ wiwws, 
>_< Bequeathing it ÚwÚ as a rich xDD wegacy 
uWu Unto their ^-^ issue. 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. >w< We'ww >_> heaw >w< the :3 wiww. Read ^w^ it, Mark Antony. 
OwO AWW. ^.^ The will, >w< the >_> wiww! OwO We >w< wiww >_> heaw Caesar's :3 wiww. 
ANTONY. >_< Have >_> patience, ÚwÚ gentwe :3 fwiends, ^-^ I must UwU nyot UwU wead x3 it; 
>_> It is UwU nyot meet :33 you >_< knyow how ÚwÚ Caesaw loved ÚwÚ you. 
You are UwU nyot wood, :33 you are UwU nyot :3 stonyes, but men; 
And, being men, hearing >w< the >w< wiww :3 of ^.^ Caesaw, 
>_> It >w< wiww inflame ^.^ you, it >w< wiww uWu make :33 you x3 mad. 
'Tis ^w^ good :33 you >_< knyow UwU nyot ^w^ that :33 you are ^.^ his :3 heiws, 
:3 Fow >_> if :33 you >_< shouwd, OwO O, what :3 wouwd come :3 of x3 it! 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. Read >w< the :3 wiww; x3 we'ww >_> heaw ^w^ it, Antony. 
You >_< shaww UwU wead uWu us >w< the will, Caesar's :3 wiww. 
ANTONY. Will :33 you >_< be OwO patient? Will :33 you x3 stay >_< awhiwe? 
^-^ I have uWu o'ewshot myself uWu to tell :33 you :3 of uWu it. 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw ^-^ I ^-^ wwong >w< the ^-^ honyowabwe ^-^ men 
>_< Whose >w< daggews have :3 stabb'd >_> Caesaw; ^-^ I do ^w^ feaw uWu it. 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. xDD They were ^.^ twaitows. :33 Honyowabwe men! 
OwO AWW. ^.^ The >_> wiww! ^.^ The ^w^ testament! 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. xDD They were xDD viwwains, murtherers. ^.^ The >_> wiww! 
Read >w< the >_> wiww! 
ANTONY. You >w< wiww compel :33 me :33 then uWu to UwU wead >w< the will? 
UwU Then uWu make a ring uWu about >w< the UwU cowse :3 of ^.^ Caesaw, 
And let :33 me ^w^ show :33 you xDD him ^w^ that uWu made >w< the :3 wiww. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I descend? And >w< wiww :33 you >w< give :33 me :3 weave? 
OwO AWW. ^w^ Come down. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. Descend. 
He ÚwÚ comes OwO down OwO fwom >w< the >_> puwpit. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. You >_< shaww have leave. 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. xDD A ^.^ wing, >_< stand uWu wound. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. :33 Stand OwO fwom >w< the OwO heawse, >_< stand OwO fwom >w< the :33 body. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Woom for >w< Antony, :3 most ^-^ nyobwe Antony. 
ANTONY. Nay, ^-^ pwess UwU nyot ;;w;; so upon me, >_< stand far ^.^ off. 
OwO AWW. :33 Stand back; x3 woom, ;;w;; beaw >w< back! 
ANTONY. UwU If :33 you have ^w^ teaws, :3 pwepawe uWu to xDD shed them UwU nyow. 
You ;;w;; aww do >_< knyow ^w^ this >w< mantwe. ^-^ I remember 
^.^ The >_> fiwst :3 time ^-^ evew ÚwÚ Caesaw put it >w< on; 
>_< 'Twas on a >w< summew's ^w^ evenying, ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 tent, 
:33 That x3 day UwU he UwU ovewcame >w< the x3 Nyewvii. 
x3 Wook, ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 pwace ran >_> Cassius' xDD daggew UwU thwough; 
ÚwÚ See what a rent >w< the :33 envious ^.^ Casca ÚwÚ made; 
>_> Thwough ^w^ this >w< the ^.^ weww-bewoved x3 Bwutus stabb'd; 
And ÚwÚ as UwU he UwU pwuck'd ^.^ his cursed ^-^ steew uWu away, 
Mark how >w< the UwU bwood :3 of ÚwÚ Caesaw >w< fowwow'd ^w^ it, 
:33 As :3 wushing :33 out :3 of ^w^ doows, uWu to >_< be resolved 
UwU If x3 Bwutus ;;w;; so UwU unkindwy :3 knyock'd, >w< ow no; 
:3 Fow :33 Bwutus, ÚwÚ as :33 you :33 knyow, >_> was Caesar's x3 angew. 
xDD Judge, O :33 you gods, how >_> deawwy ÚwÚ Caesaw loved uWu him! 
^.^ This >_> was >w< the :3 most unkindest cut :3 of all; 
:3 Fow uWu when >w< the ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ Caesaw OwO saw xDD him :33 stab, 
^w^ Ingwatitude, :33 mowe strong than traitors' ^w^ awms, 
Quite vanquish'd ^-^ him. UwU Then OwO buwst ^.^ his ^w^ mighty heart, 
And, ^-^ in ^.^ his :33 mantwe ^-^ muffwing :3 up ^.^ his OwO face, 
uWu Even :3 at >w< the base :3 of Pompey's statue, 
Which ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 whiwe ran uWu bwood, >_> gweat ÚwÚ Caesaw :3 feww. 
OwO O, what a x3 faww >_> was there, >_> my ^.^ countwymen! 
UwU Then ;;w;; I, ^-^ and ^.^ you, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww :3 of uWu us uWu feww x3 down, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ÚwÚ bwoody treason uWu fwouwish'd OwO ovew :33 us. 
OwO O, now :33 you ÚwÚ weep, ^-^ and ^-^ I :3 pewceive :33 you feel 
^.^ The xDD dint :3 of >_< pity. These are OwO gwacious uWu dwops. 
:33 Kind souls, what UwU weep :33 you uWu when :33 you but uWu behowd 
>_< Ouw Caesar's ;;w;; vestuwe :33 wounded? ÚwÚ Wook :33 you ;;w;; hewe, 
uWu Hewe is ^w^ himsewf, marr'd, ÚwÚ as :33 you see, xDD with ^.^ twaitows. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. O uWu piteous UwU spectacwe! 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. O ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ Caesaw! 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. O ;;w;; woefuw >w< day! 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. O x3 twaitows ^.^ viwwains! 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. O :3 most ÚwÚ bwoody ^.^ sight! 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. OwO We >w< wiww >_< be UwU wevenged. 
OwO AWW. >_> Wevenge! UwU About! ÚwÚ Seek! >_< Buwn! Fire! ^.^ Kiww! 
ÚwÚ Sway! Let UwU nyot a UwU twaitow live! 
ANTONY. Stay, ^.^ countwymen. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >_> Peace :33 thewe! Hear >w< the ^-^ nyobwe Antony. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. >w< We'ww >_> heaw :3 him, x3 we'ww x3 fowwow :3 him, x3 we'ww :33 die xDD with 
^-^ him. 
ANTONY. Good :3 fwiends, sweet :3 fwiends, let :33 me UwU nyot >w< stiw :33 you :3 up 
>_< To >_< such a xDD sudden ^w^ fwood :3 of :33 mutiny. 
xDD They ^w^ that have ^w^ donye ^w^ this deed are :3 honyowabwe. 
:3 What private griefs :33 they uWu have, alas, ^-^ I >_< knyow not, 
:33 That uWu made them do uWu it. xDD They are uWu wise ^-^ and :3 honyowabwe, 
And will, xDD nyo >_> doubt, xDD with uWu weasons answer ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ I come not, :3 fwiends, uWu to >_> steaw xDD away ^-^ youw hearts. 
^-^ I am xDD nyo >_> owatow, ÚwÚ as x3 Bwutus is; 
>w< But, ÚwÚ as :33 you >_< knyow :33 me >w< aww, a UwU pwain UwU bwunt ;;w;; man, 
:33 That :33 wove >_> my ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ and ^w^ that :33 they >_< knyow full ^w^ weww 
:33 That ÚwÚ gave :33 me ÚwÚ pubwic uWu weave uWu to UwU speak :3 of ^-^ him. 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have ^w^ nyeithew ;;w;; wit, >_< nyow >_< wowds, >_< nyow worth, 
Action, >_< nyow ^w^ uttewance, >_< nyow >w< the ÚwÚ powew :3 of :3 speech, 
>_< To >w< stiw men's >w< bwood. ^-^ I :3 onwy UwU speak >w< wight >w< on; 
^-^ I tell :33 you ^w^ that xDD which :33 you :33 youwsewves do >w< knyow; 
x3 Show :33 you sweet Caesar's ^w^ wounds, x3 poow ^w^ dumb x3 mouths, 
And :33 bid them UwU speak for >w< me. xDD But were ^-^ I :33 Bwutus, 
And x3 Bwutus >w< Antony, >w< thewe were :3 an Antony 
>w< Wouwd UwU wuffwe :3 up ^-^ youw >_> spiwits ^-^ and put a tongue 
^.^ In >_> evewy ÚwÚ wound :3 of ÚwÚ Caesaw ^w^ that OwO shouwd ^.^ move 
^.^ The ^.^ stonyes :3 of ^w^ Wome uWu to rise ^-^ and :33 mutiny. 
OwO AWW. >w< We'ww :33 mutiny. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. >w< We'ww burn >w< the house :3 of OwO Bwutus. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. :3 Away, >_> then! uWu Come, >w< seek >w< the ^-^ conspiwatows. 
ANTONY. ^w^ Yet >_> heaw me, x3 countwymen; yet >_> heaw :33 me ^w^ speak. 
OwO AWW. ^w^ Peace, uWu ho! Hear >w< Antony, :3 most ^-^ nyobwe Antony! 
ANTONY. :3 Why, :3 fwiends, :33 you ^w^ go uWu to do :33 you >_< knyow UwU nyot UwU what. 
Wherein hath ÚwÚ Caesaw UwU thus xDD desewved ^-^ youw uWu woves? 
>_> Awas, :33 you >_< knyow not; ^-^ I must tell :33 you ^w^ then. 
You have :3 fowgot >w< the >w< wiww ^-^ I >_< towd :33 you >_< of. 
OwO AWW. uWu Most ;;w;; twue, >w< the >_> wiww! xDD Wet's x3 stay ^-^ and >_> heaw >w< the :3 wiww. 
ANTONY. uWu Hewe is >w< the will, ^-^ and ^.^ undew Caesar's >_> seaw. 
>_< To >_> evewy UwU Woman UwU citizen UwU he UwU gives, 
>_< To >_> evewy ;;w;; sevewaw ;;w;; man, ^-^ seventy-five ^-^ dwachmas. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. uWu Most ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ Caesaw! >w< We'ww >_< wevenge ^.^ his ^-^ death. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. O ;;w;; woyaw ^w^ Caesaw! 
ANTONY. Hear :33 me xDD with ^.^ patience. 
OwO AWW. ^w^ Peace, uWu ho! 
ANTONY. >w< Moweovew, UwU he hath UwU weft :33 you ;;w;; aww ^.^ his uWu wawks, 
:33 His private arbors, ^-^ and :33 nyew-pwanted orchards, 
:3 On ^w^ this >w< side UwU Tibew; UwU he hath UwU weft them ^.^ you, 
And uWu to ^-^ youw xDD heiws ^-^ fowevew- UwU common xDD pweasuwes, 
>_< To ^.^ wawk abroad ^-^ and :3 wecweate xDD youwsewves. 
uWu Hewe >_> was a ^w^ Caesaw! When ÚwÚ comes >_< such x3 anyothew? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. x3 Nyevew, never. uWu Come, uWu away, uWu away! 
>w< We'ww burn ^.^ his body ^-^ in >w< the UwU howy :3 pwace 
And xDD with >w< the UwU bwands ^w^ fiwe >w< the traitors' ^w^ houses. 
Take :3 up >w< the :33 body. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. :3 Go fetch >w< fiwe. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Pwuck OwO down OwO benches. 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Pwuck OwO down xDD fowms, windows, OwO anything. 
Exeunt :33 Citizens xDD with >w< the :33 body. 
ANTONY. :3 Nyow let it work. ^.^ Mischief, >w< thou UwU awt ^.^ afoot, 
Take >w< thou what ÚwÚ couwse >w< thou wilt. 

^-^ Entew a ^-^ Sewvant. 

UwU How uWu nyow, fellow? 
>_< SEWVANT. x3 Siw, x3 Octavius is uWu awweady come uWu to ^.^ Wome. 
ANTONY. ;;w;; Whewe is ^-^ he? 
>_< SEWVANT. He ^-^ and Lepidus are :3 at Caesar's ^w^ house. 
ANTONY. And ^.^ thithew >w< wiww ^-^ I straight uWu to ^-^ visit ^-^ him. 
He ÚwÚ comes upon a wish. OwO Fowtunye is merry, 
And ^-^ in ^w^ this ^.^ mood >w< wiww >w< give uWu us OwO anything. 
>_< SEWVANT. ^-^ I heard xDD him say x3 Bwutus ^-^ and OwO Cassius 
;;w;; Awe ^.^ wid OwO wike xDD madmen through >w< the ^-^ gates :3 of ^.^ Wome. 
ANTONY. ;;w;; Be OwO wike :33 they ^w^ had ÚwÚ some >_< nyotice :3 of >w< the x3 peopwe, 
UwU How ^-^ I ^w^ had :33 moved uWu them. xDD Bwing :33 me uWu to Octavius. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
xDD A :33 stweet. 

^-^ Entew Cinna >w< the >_> poet. 

>w< CINNyA. ^-^ I >_> dweamt ^w^ tonyight ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< did xDD feast xDD with ^.^ Caesaw, 
And things unluckily charge >_> my x3 fantasy. 
^-^ I have xDD nyo >w< wiww uWu to wander ^-^ fowth :3 of ^w^ doows, 
^w^ Yet x3 something >_< weads :33 me forth. 

^-^ Entew Citizens. 

ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. :3 What is ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame? 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. uWu Whithew are :33 you >w< going? 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Whewe do :33 you uWu dweww? 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Awe :33 you a married man >w< ow a bachelor? 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. :33 Answew >_> evewy man ;;w;; diwectwy. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. x3 Ay, ^-^ and >_< bwiefwy. 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. x3 Ay, ^-^ and wisely. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. x3 Ay, ^-^ and ^-^ twuwy, :33 you were ^.^ best. 
>w< CINNyA. :3 What is >_> my ;;w;; nyame? uWu Whithew am ^-^ I >w< going? ;;w;; Whewe do ^-^ I uWu dweww? ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I 
a married man >w< ow a bachelor? OwO Then, uWu to answer >_> evewy man directly 
^-^ and :33 bwiefwy, ^w^ wisewy ^-^ and xDD twuwy: ^w^ wisewy ^-^ I say, ^-^ I am a bachelor. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. xDD That's ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as uWu to say :33 they are x3 foows ^w^ that ;;w;; mawwy. 
>_< You'ww ;;w;; beaw :33 me a >_> bang for that, ^-^ I >_< feaw. Proceed ;;w;; diwectwy. 
>w< CINNyA. ^w^ Diwectwy, ^-^ I am going uWu to Caesar's ^-^ funyewaw. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. :33 As a uWu fwiend >w< ow :3 an :33 enyemy? 
>w< CINNyA. :33 As a OwO fwiend. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. :33 That :3 mattew is answered ;;w;; diwectwy. 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. :3 Fow ^-^ youw dwelling, >_< bwiefwy. 
>w< CINNyA. OwO Bwiefwy, ^-^ I dwell :3 by >w< the Capitol. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; nyame, sir, truly. 
>w< CINNyA. ^w^ Twuwy, >_> my name is uWu Cinnya. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Tear xDD him uWu to >w< pieces, ÚwÚ he's a xDD conspiwatow. 
>w< CINNyA. ^-^ I am Cinna >w< the ;;w;; poet, ^-^ I am Cinna >w< the >_> poet. 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. Tear xDD him for ^.^ his ÚwÚ bad >_> vewses, tear xDD him for ^.^ his ÚwÚ bad 
^w^ vewses. 
>w< CINNyA. ^-^ I am UwU nyot Cinna >w< the xDD conspiwatow. 
^w^ FOUWTH >_< CITIZEN. >_> It is xDD nyo >w< mattew, ^.^ his x3 nyame's uWu Cinnya. ;;w;; Pwuck but ^.^ his 
name :33 out :3 of ^.^ his heart, ^-^ and ^w^ tuwn xDD him going. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. Tear :3 him, tear uWu him! uWu Come, OwO bwands, UwU ho, >_< fiwebwands. >_< To 
uWu Bwutus', uWu to Cassius'; burn ÚwÚ aww. ^.^ Some uWu to Decius' uWu house, ^-^ and ÚwÚ some 
uWu to :3 Casca's, ÚwÚ some uWu to x3 Wigawius'. :3 Away, x3 go! x3 Exeunt. 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
xDD A house ^-^ in ^.^ Wome. >w< Antony, ^-^ Octavius, ^-^ and >_> Wepidus, >_< seated :3 at a >_> tabwe. 

ANTONY. These uWu many :33 then >_< shaww ^-^ die, their ;;w;; nyames are :33 pwick'd. 
UwU OCTAVIUS. ;;w;; Youw brother x3 too must :33 die; consent ^.^ you, uWu Wepidus? 
:33 WEPIDUS. ^-^ I do :33 consent- 
UwU OCTAVIUS. >_> Pwick xDD him x3 down, Antony. 
:33 WEPIDUS. ÚwÚ Upon ;;w;; condition Publius >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< wive, 
>_< Who is ^-^ youw :3 sistew's son, Mark Antony. 
ANTONY. He >_< shaww UwU nyot live; UwU wook, xDD with a xDD spot ^-^ I ;;w;; damn ^-^ him. 
>w< But, >_> Wepidus, ^w^ go :33 you uWu to Caesar's uWu house, 
:33 Fetch >w< the >w< wiww hither, ^-^ and ;;w;; we >_< shaww determine 
UwU How uWu to cut off ÚwÚ some charge ^-^ in >_< wegacies. 
:33 WEPIDUS. ^w^ What, >_< shaww ^-^ I find :33 you :33 hewe? 
UwU OCTAVIUS. >_> Ow ;;w;; hewe, >w< ow :3 at >w< the Capitol. x3 Exit Lepidus. 
ANTONY. ^.^ This is a >_< swight x3 unmewitabwe ;;w;; man, 
Meet uWu to >_< be >_> sent on errands. Is it >_< fit, 
^.^ The :3 thwee-fowd UwU wowwd :3 divided, UwU he OwO shouwd >_< stand 
uWu Onye :3 of >w< the xDD thwee uWu to ^-^ shawe it? 
UwU OCTAVIUS. So :33 you :3 thought :3 him, 
And took ^.^ his :3 voice ;;w;; who OwO shouwd >_< be prick'd uWu to :33 die 
^.^ In x3 ouw >w< bwack x3 sentence ^-^ and proscription. 
ANTONY. ^-^ Octavius, ^-^ I have seen :33 mowe ^-^ days than ^.^ you, 
And though ;;w;; we lay uWu these ^.^ honyows on ^w^ this man 
>_< To ^-^ ease >_> ouwsewves :3 of divers ^.^ swandewous :3 woads, 
He >_< shaww but ;;w;; beaw them ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< ass >_< beaws :3 gowd, 
>_< To ^-^ gwoan ^-^ and sweat ^.^ undew >w< the ÚwÚ businyess, 
>w< Eithew led >w< ow driven, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we point >w< the OwO way; 
And having brought x3 ouw >w< tweasuwe >w< whewe ;;w;; we will, 
UwU Then ^w^ take ;;w;; we OwO down ^.^ his :3 woad ^-^ and ^w^ tuwn xDD him ÚwÚ off, 
>w< Wike uWu to >w< the uWu empty ^-^ ass, uWu to shake ^.^ his >_< eaws 
And :3 gwaze ^-^ in commons. 
UwU OCTAVIUS. You ^w^ may do ^-^ youw will, 
xDD But ÚwÚ he's a UwU twied ^-^ and ^.^ vawiant ÚwÚ sowdiew. 
ANTONY. So is >_> my ^.^ howse, ^-^ Octavius, ^-^ and for ^w^ that 
^-^ I do appoint xDD him >_> stowe :3 of >_> pwovendew. 
>_> It is a OwO cweatuwe ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ teach uWu to >w< fight, 
>_< To wind, uWu to :33 stop, uWu to run directly ;;w;; on, 
:33 His :33 cowpowaw ÚwÚ motion ÚwÚ govewn'd :3 by >_> my ^w^ spiwit. 
And, ^-^ in ÚwÚ some >w< taste, is Lepidus but xDD so: 
He must >_< be ^.^ taught, ^-^ and ^-^ twain'd, ^-^ and :33 bid ^w^ go ^-^ fowth; 
xDD A barren-spirited fellow, >w< onye ^w^ that >w< feeds 
:3 On >w< objects, >w< awts, ^-^ and imitations, 
Which, :33 out :3 of ÚwÚ use ^-^ and uWu stawed :3 by x3 othew men, 
^-^ Begin ^.^ his uWu fashion. :3 Do UwU nyot ^-^ tawk :3 of xDD him 
xDD But ÚwÚ as a ^-^ pwopewty. And uWu nyow, ^-^ Octavius, 
uWu Wisten >_> gweat >_< things. x3 Bwutus ^-^ and OwO Cassius 
;;w;; Awe ^-^ wevying ^w^ powews; ;;w;; we must straight uWu make head; 
Therefore let x3 ouw ;;w;; awwiance >_< be ÚwÚ combinyed, 
>_< Ouw uWu best >w< fwiends x3 made, x3 ouw ÚwÚ means UwU stwetch'd; 
And let uWu us uWu pwesentwy ^w^ go ÚwÚ sit ^-^ in ^-^ counciw, 
UwU How :33 covewt OwO mattews ^w^ may >_< be uWu best disclosed, 
And uWu open :33 pewiws suwest ^-^ answewed. 
UwU OCTAVIUS. Let uWu us do ;;w;; so, for ;;w;; we are :3 at >w< the stake, 
And OwO bay'd uWu about xDD with uWu many enemies; 
And ÚwÚ some ^w^ that ÚwÚ smiwe have ^-^ in their hearts, ^-^ I fear, 
Millions :3 of mischiefs. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ Camp uWu nyeaw >_< Sawdis. :3 Befowe xDD Bwutus' ^-^ tent. Drum. 

^-^ Entew :33 Bwutus, >_< Wuciwius, ^.^ Wucius, ^-^ and ^-^ Sowdiews; Titinius ^-^ and uWu Pindawus meet uWu them. 

BRUTUS. ;;w;; Stand, uWu ho! 
LUCILIUS. ^w^ Give >w< the word, UwU ho, ^-^ and ÚwÚ stand. 
BRUTUS. :3 What uWu nyow, >_< Wuciwius, is OwO Cassius uWu nyeaw? 
LUCILIUS. He is :3 at ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and uWu Pindawus is come 
>_< To do :33 you salutation OwO fwom ^.^ his ÚwÚ mastew. 
BRUTUS. He ^.^ gweets :33 me ^.^ weww. ;;w;; Youw uWu mastew, ^.^ Pindawus, 
^.^ In ^.^ his ^-^ own :3 change, >w< ow :3 by ^w^ iww >_> officews, 
uWu Hath ÚwÚ given :33 me ÚwÚ some ^-^ wowthy >_< cause uWu to :33 wish 
:33 Things ^w^ donye >w< undonye; but >_> if UwU he >_< be :3 at ;;w;; hand, 
^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be satisfied. 
^-^ PINDAWUS. ^-^ I do UwU nyot ÚwÚ doubt 
xDD But ^w^ that >_> my ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ mastew >w< wiww ÚwÚ appeaw 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as UwU he UwU is, full :3 of ^.^ wegawd ^-^ and uWu honyow. 
BRUTUS. He is UwU nyot >w< doubted. xDD A word, >_< Wuciwius, 
UwU How UwU he x3 weceived ÚwÚ you. Let :33 me >_< be UwU wesowved. 
LUCILIUS. With :3 couwtesy ^-^ and xDD with ^w^ wespect ^w^ enyough, 
xDD But UwU nyot xDD with >_< such :3 famiwiaw UwU instances, 
>_> Nyow xDD with >_< such >w< fwee ^-^ and >_< fwiendwy ÚwÚ confewence, 
:33 As UwU he hath ^-^ used :3 of OwO owd. 
BRUTUS. Thou UwU hast ÚwÚ descwibed 
xDD A hot uWu fwiend ^w^ coowing. x3 Evew >w< nyote, >_< Wuciwius, 
When :33 wove begins uWu to ÚwÚ sicken ^-^ and >w< decay 
>_> It >_< useth :3 an UwU enfowced ceremony. 
;;w;; Thewe are xDD nyo :33 twicks ^-^ in UwU pwain ^-^ and ÚwÚ simpwe faith; 
xDD But ^.^ howwow men, OwO wike :3 howses hot :3 at ;;w;; hand, 
Make gallant ^w^ show ^-^ and x3 pwomise :3 of their ÚwÚ mettwe; 
xDD But uWu when :33 they OwO shouwd ^w^ enduwe >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody :33 spuw, 
xDD They x3 faww their crests ^-^ and OwO wike x3 deceitfuw :3 jades 
Sink ^-^ in >w< the :3 twiaw. ^w^ Comes ^.^ his >w< awmy on? 
LUCILIUS. xDD They OwO meant ^.^ his night ^-^ in uWu Sawd is uWu to >_< be ^w^ quawtew'd; 
^.^ The greater >_< pawt, >w< the ;;w;; howse ^-^ in general, 
;;w;; Awe come xDD with ^.^ Cassius. >_< Wow OwO mawch within. 
BRUTUS. Hark, UwU he is ÚwÚ awwived. 
March OwO gentwy on uWu to meet ^-^ him. 

^-^ Entew OwO Cassius ^-^ and ^.^ his Powers. 

UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Stand, uWu ho! 
BRUTUS. ;;w;; Stand, uWu ho! OwO Speak >w< the :3 wowd :3 awong. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. :33 Stand! 
SECOND ^w^ SOWDIEW. :33 Stand! 
THIRD ^w^ SOWDIEW. :33 Stand! 
UwU CASSIUS. uWu Most ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ bwothew, :33 you have ^w^ donye :33 me ;;w;; wwong. 
BRUTUS. OwO Judge me, :33 you UwU gods! >w< Wwong ^-^ I mine >_> enyemies? 
And, >_> if UwU nyot ;;w;; so, how OwO shouwd ^-^ I ^-^ wwong a brother? 
UwU CASSIUS. :33 Bwutus, ^w^ this sober OwO fowm :3 of ;;w;; youws hides wrongs, 
And uWu when :33 you do them- 
BRUTUS. Cassius, >_< be :33 content, 
OwO Speak ^-^ youw griefs softly, ^-^ I do >_< knyow :33 you ^.^ weww. 
:3 Befowe >w< the ^.^ eyes :3 of x3 both x3 ouw >w< awmies ;;w;; hewe, 
Which OwO shouwd :3 pewceive OwO nyothing but :33 wove OwO fwom us, 
Let uWu us UwU nyot ;;w;; wwangwe. OwO Bid them ^.^ move away; 
UwU Then ^-^ in >_> my :3 tent, Cassius, xDD enwawge ^-^ youw >w< gwiefs, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give :33 you ÚwÚ audience. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ Pindawus, 
OwO Bid x3 ouw commanders ÚwÚ wead their ^w^ chawges off 
xDD A ^-^ wittwe OwO fwom ^w^ this uWu gwound. 
BRUTUS. >_< Wuciwius, do :33 you >w< the ^.^ wike, ^-^ and let xDD nyo man 
^w^ Come uWu to x3 ouw >w< tent :3 tiww ;;w;; we have ^w^ donye x3 ouw ^.^ confewence. 
Let x3 Wucius ^-^ and Titinius :3 guawd x3 ouw ÚwÚ doow. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
xDD Bwutus' ^-^ tent. 

^-^ Entew x3 Bwutus ^-^ and ^.^ Cassius. 

UwU CASSIUS. :33 That :33 you have wrong'd :33 me x3 doth ÚwÚ appeaw ^-^ in ^.^ this: 
You have ÚwÚ condemn'd ^-^ and x3 nyoted x3 Wucius ÚwÚ Pewwa 
:3 Fow x3 taking bribes ÚwÚ hewe :3 of >w< the ;;w;; Sawdians, 
Wherein >_> my UwU wettews, :3 pwaying on ^.^ his x3 side, 
Because ^-^ I ^-^ knyew >w< the ;;w;; man, were xDD swighted ^.^ off. 
BRUTUS. You wrong'd :33 youwsewf uWu to xDD wwite ^-^ in >_< such a ;;w;; case. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ In >_< such a :3 time ÚwÚ as ^w^ this it is UwU nyot meet 
:33 That >_> evewy uWu nyice >w< offense OwO shouwd ;;w;; beaw ^.^ his :33 comment. 
BRUTUS. Let :33 me tell ^.^ you, Cassius, :33 you :33 youwsewf 
;;w;; Awe ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ condemn'd uWu to have :3 an itching ^-^ pawm, 
>_< To :3 seww ^-^ and :3 mawt ^-^ youw UwU offices for >_< gowd 
>_< To undeservers. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ I :3 an itching uWu pawm? 
You >_< knyow ^w^ that :33 you are x3 Bwutus ^w^ that ;;w;; speaks ^w^ this, 
^w^ Ow, :3 by >w< the gods, ^w^ this >_> speech were else ^-^ youw xDD wast. 
BRUTUS. ^.^ The name :3 of OwO Cassius ^.^ honyows ^w^ this :33 cowwuption, 
And xDD chastisement x3 doth x3 thewefowe xDD hide ^.^ his head. 
UwU CASSIUS. ÚwÚ Chastisement? 
BRUTUS. :3 Wemembew xDD Mawch, >w< the >_< ides :3 of March OwO wemembew. 
ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot >_> gweat ^-^ Juwius uWu bweed for ^-^ justice' sake? 
:3 What ^w^ viwwain >_< touch'd ^.^ his ^.^ body, ^w^ that >w< did :33 stab, 
And UwU nyot for justice? ^w^ What, >_< shaww >w< onye :3 of us, 
:33 That ^w^ stwuck >w< the foremost man :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ this UwU wowwd 
xDD But for :3 suppowting robbers, >_< shaww ;;w;; we now 
xDD Contaminyate x3 ouw fingers xDD with base bribes 
And :3 seww >w< the ^w^ mighty :33 space :3 of x3 ouw uWu wawge ^.^ honyows 
:3 Fow ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much UwU twash ÚwÚ as ^w^ may >_< be >_< gwasped uWu thus? 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< be a UwU dog, ^-^ and ÚwÚ bay >w< the moon, 
uWu Than >_< such a Roman. 
UwU CASSIUS. :33 Bwutus, uWu bait UwU nyot me, 
>_< I'ww UwU nyot ^w^ enduwe uWu it. You forget :33 youwsewf 
>_< To UwU hedge :33 me uWu in. ^-^ I am a ^.^ sowdiew, ;;w;; I, 
^w^ Owdew ^-^ in ^w^ pwactice, ^w^ abwew than :33 youwsewf 
>_< To uWu make :3 conditions. 
BRUTUS. :3 Go x3 to, :33 you are not, ^.^ Cassius. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ I >w< am. 
BRUTUS. ^-^ I say :33 you are uWu nyot. 
UwU CASSIUS. >_> Uwge :33 me xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, ^-^ I >_< shaww forget myself; 
>_< Have ;;w;; mind upon ^-^ youw ;;w;; heawth, >w< tempt :33 me xDD nyo ^w^ fawthew. 
BRUTUS. :3 Away, >_< swight ^.^ man! 
UwU CASSIUS. Is't ^-^ possibwe? 
BRUTUS. Hear me, for ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ speak. 
ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I >w< give x3 way ^-^ and room uWu to ^-^ youw >_> wash x3 chowew? 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I >_< be frighted uWu when a :33 madman ÚwÚ stawes? 
UwU CASSIUS. O gods, xDD ye UwU gods! ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I ^w^ enduwe ;;w;; aww xDD this? 
BRUTUS. ;;w;; Aww xDD this? x3 Ay, >w< mowe. Fret :3 tiww ^-^ youw ÚwÚ pwoud :33 heawt ÚwÚ bweak. 
:3 Go ^w^ show ^-^ youw slaves how choleric :33 you x3 awe, 
And uWu make ^-^ youw >_> bondmen >_< twembwe. ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I ^-^ bouge? 
ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I uWu obsewve :33 you? ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I >_< stand ^-^ and ^w^ cwouch 
Under ^-^ youw >_> testy xDD humow? By >w< the gods, 
You >_< shaww xDD digest >w< the ^-^ venyom :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ spween, 
OwO Though it do split ^.^ you, ^-^ fow, OwO fwom ^w^ this x3 day forth, 
>_< I'ww ÚwÚ use :33 you for >_> my x3 miwth, >w< yea, for >_> my xDD waughtew, 
When :33 you are ^w^ waspish. 
UwU CASSIUS. Is it come uWu to xDD this? 
BRUTUS. You say :33 you are a xDD bettew OwO sowdiew: 
Let it ÚwÚ appeaw ;;w;; so, uWu make ^-^ youw ^w^ vaunting ;;w;; twue, 
And it >_< shaww UwU pwease :33 me ^.^ weww. :3 Fow mine ^-^ own >_< pawt, 
^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be ^.^ gwad uWu to learn :3 of ^-^ nyobwe UwU men. 
UwU CASSIUS. You ^-^ wwong :33 me >_> evewy OwO way, :33 you ^-^ wwong me, OwO Bwutus. 
^-^ I ^w^ said, :3 an >_> ewdew ^.^ sowdiew, UwU nyot a better. 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I say "better"? 
BRUTUS. UwU If :33 you did, ^-^ I OwO cawe uWu nyot. 
UwU CASSIUS. When ÚwÚ Caesaw ^.^ wived, UwU he durst UwU nyot UwU thus have :33 moved >w< me. 
BRUTUS. ^w^ Peace, x3 peace! You durst UwU nyot ;;w;; so have xDD tempted ^-^ him. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ I durst xDD nyot? 
BRUTUS. >w< Nyo. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^w^ What, durst UwU nyot >w< tempt him? 
BRUTUS. :3 Fow ^-^ youw OwO wife :33 you durst uWu nyot. 
UwU CASSIUS. :3 Do UwU nyot >w< pwesume x3 too ÚwÚ much upon >_> my love; 
^-^ I ^w^ may do ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be >w< sowwy >_< fow. 
BRUTUS. You have ^w^ donye ^w^ that :33 you OwO shouwd >_< be >w< sowwy >_< fow. 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo terror, Cassius, ^-^ in ^-^ youw ÚwÚ thweats, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am ^w^ awm'd ;;w;; so strong ^-^ in ^.^ honyesty, 
:33 That :33 they ^w^ pass :3 by :33 me ÚwÚ as >w< the xDD idwe ^.^ wind 
Which ^-^ I ^w^ wespect uWu nyot. ^-^ I >w< did ^.^ send uWu to :33 you 
:3 Fow x3 cewtain sums :3 of :3 gowd, xDD which :33 you >w< denyied me, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I ^w^ can xDD waise xDD nyo ^.^ monyey :3 by :3 viwe UwU means. 
By :33 heaven, ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew ^.^ coin >_> my :33 heawt 
And drop >_> my UwU bwood for :3 dwachmas than uWu to ÚwÚ wwing 
^w^ Fwom >w< the :33 hawd >w< hands :3 of >_> peasants their :3 viwe UwU twash 
By :33 any ^-^ indiwection. ^-^ I >w< did ^.^ send 
>_< To :33 you for >_< gowd uWu to ^-^ pay >_> my ;;w;; wegions, 
Which :33 you >w< denyied >w< me. uWu Was ^w^ that ^w^ donye OwO wike Cassius? 
^.^ Shouwd ^-^ I have OwO answew'd ÚwÚ Caius OwO Cassius so? 
When ^.^ Mawcus x3 Bwutus grows ;;w;; so ^-^ covetous 
>_< To ^-^ wock >_< such ^w^ wascaw counters OwO fwom ^.^ his :3 fwiends, 
;;w;; Be >_> weady, gods, xDD with ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw x3 thundewbowts, 
^.^ Dash xDD him uWu to uWu pieces! 
UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ I >w< denyied :33 you uWu nyot. 
BRUTUS. You did. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ I >w< did uWu nyot. He >_> was but a UwU foow 
:33 That brought >_> my answer OwO back. x3 Bwutus hath ÚwÚ wived >_> my >w< heawt. 
xDD A uWu fwiend OwO shouwd ;;w;; beaw ^.^ his OwO fwiend's xDD infiwmities, 
xDD But x3 Bwutus ^-^ makes mine greater than :33 they ÚwÚ awe. 
BRUTUS. ^-^ I do not, :3 tiww :33 you ^w^ pwactise them on >w< me. 
UwU CASSIUS. You :33 wove :33 me uWu nyot. 
BRUTUS. ^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO wike ^-^ youw >w< fauwts. 
UwU CASSIUS. xDD A >_< fwiendwy eye ^-^ couwd UwU nyevew see >_< such >w< fauwts. 
BRUTUS. xDD A UwU fwattewew's :3 wouwd not, though :33 they do ÚwÚ appeaw 
:33 As ^w^ huge ÚwÚ as >_> high xDD Owympus. 
UwU CASSIUS. uWu Come, >w< Antony, ^-^ and xDD young ^-^ Octavius, come, 
:3 Wevenge :33 youwsewves OwO awonye on Cassius, 
:3 Fow OwO Cassius is aweary :3 of >w< the world: 
>_> Hated :3 by >w< onye UwU he >w< woves; braved :3 by ^.^ his uWu bwothew; 
>w< Check'd OwO wike a ^w^ bondman; ;;w;; aww ^.^ his xDD fauwts observed, 
^-^ Set ^-^ in a >_< nyotebook, >w< weawn'd ^-^ and :33 conn'd :3 by ^.^ wote, 
>_< To ÚwÚ cast uWu into >_> my teeth. OwO O, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU weep 
^w^ My ÚwÚ spiwit OwO fwom mine eyes! ;;w;; Thewe is >_> my dagger, 
And ÚwÚ hewe >_> my naked >_< bweast; ;;w;; within, a :33 heawt 
:33 Deawew than ^.^ Pwuto's uWu minye, uWu wichew than ^w^ gowd. 
UwU If ^w^ that >w< thou uWu best a >_< Woman, ^w^ take it ^-^ fowth; 
;;w;; I, ^w^ that >w< denyied ÚwÚ thee :3 gowd, >w< wiww >w< give >_> my >w< heawt. 
x3 Stwike, ÚwÚ as >w< thou didst :3 at ^.^ Caesaw, for ^-^ I :33 knyow, 
When >w< thou didst hate xDD him OwO wowst, >w< thou lovedst xDD him xDD bettew 
uWu Than ^-^ evew >w< thou lovedst ^.^ Cassius. 
BRUTUS. UwU Sheathe ^-^ youw uWu daggew. 
;;w;; Be >w< angwy uWu when :33 you will, it >_< shaww have uWu scope; 
:3 Do what :33 you will, ^-^ dishonyow >_< shaww >_< be >_> humow. 
O Cassius, :33 you are xDD yoked xDD with a uWu wamb, 
:33 That carries :33 angew ÚwÚ as >w< the >_< fwint >_< beaws ÚwÚ fiwe, 
^-^ Who, ÚwÚ much enforced, :3 shows a hasty ^-^ spawk 
And straight is >_< cowd again. 
UwU CASSIUS. uWu Hath OwO Cassius xDD wived 
>_< To >_< be but ^.^ miwth ^-^ and laughter uWu to ^.^ his :33 Bwutus, 
When grief ^-^ and UwU bwood ;;w;; iww-tempew'd ^-^ vexeth him? 
BRUTUS. When ^-^ I ^-^ spoke that, ^-^ I >_> was ;;w;; iww-tempew'd >_< too. 
UwU CASSIUS. :3 Do :33 you x3 confess ;;w;; so xDD much? ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. 
BRUTUS. And >_> my :33 heawt >_< too. 
UwU CASSIUS. O Brutus! 
BRUTUS. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
UwU CASSIUS. >_< Have UwU nyot :33 you :33 wove :33 enyough uWu to ;;w;; beaw xDD with :33 me 
When ^w^ that >_> wash humor xDD which >_> my mother ÚwÚ gave :33 me 
uWu Makes :33 me :33 fowgetfuw? 
BRUTUS. ^w^ Yes, Cassius, ^-^ and OwO fwom ^w^ hencefowth, 
When :33 you are ^-^ oveweawnyest xDD with ^-^ youw :33 Bwutus, 
;;w;; He'ww xDD think ^-^ youw mother chides, ^-^ and uWu weave :33 you >_< so. 
;;w;; POET. ^.^ [Within.] Let :33 me ^w^ go ^-^ in uWu to see >w< the generals. 
;;w;; Thewe is ÚwÚ some grudge between ^w^ 'em, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot meet 
xDD They >_< be alone. 
LUCILIUS. ^.^ [Within.] You >_< shaww UwU nyot come uWu to uWu them. 
;;w;; POET. ^.^ [Within.] Nothing but ÚwÚ death >_< shaww x3 stay >w< me. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Poet, fowwowed :3 by >_< Wuciwius, Titinius, ^-^ and ^.^ Wucius. 

UwU CASSIUS. UwU How uWu nyow, what's >w< the x3 mattew? 
;;w;; POET. :3 Fow >w< shame, :33 you ^.^ genyewaws! :3 What do :33 you mean? 
OwO Wove, ^-^ and >_< be :3 fwiends, ÚwÚ as x3 two >_< such ^-^ men OwO shouwd x3 be; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have seen :33 mowe OwO yeaws, :33 I'm ^.^ suwe, than xDD ye. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^w^ Ha, ha! UwU How ;;w;; viwewy x3 doth ^w^ this ;;w;; cynyic rhyme! 
BRUTUS. Get :33 you OwO hence, ^w^ siwwah; saucy fellow, hence! 
UwU CASSIUS. Bear xDD with :3 him, ^-^ Bwutus; ÚwÚ 'tis ^.^ his uWu fashion. 
BRUTUS. >_< I'ww >_< knyow ^.^ his humor uWu when UwU he UwU knyows ^.^ his time. 
:3 What OwO shouwd >w< the ^.^ waws do xDD with uWu these jigging UwU foows? 
ÚwÚ Companyion, hence! 
UwU CASSIUS. :3 Away, uWu away, >_< be :33 gonye! x3 Exit Poet. 
BRUTUS. >w< Wuciwius ^-^ and Titinius, :33 bid >w< the commanders 
Prepare uWu to :33 wodge their UwU companyies uWu tonyight. 
UwU CASSIUS. And come :33 youwsewves ^-^ and >_< bwing OwO Messawa xDD with :33 you 
^-^ Immediatewy uWu to :33 us. Exeunt >w< Wuciwius ^-^ and >_< Titinyius. 
BRUTUS. ^.^ Wucius, a UwU boww :3 of OwO winye! x3 Exit ^.^ Wucius. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot xDD think :33 you ^-^ couwd have OwO been ;;w;; so ^w^ angwy. 
BRUTUS. O Cassius, ^-^ I am ÚwÚ sick :3 of uWu many >_< gwiefs. 
UwU CASSIUS. Of ^-^ youw >_< phiwosophy :33 you uWu make xDD nyo :33 use, 
UwU If :33 you >w< give :3 pwace uWu to accidental evils. 
BRUTUS. :33 Nyo man >_< beaws >_> sowwow better. UwU Powtia is xDD dead. 
UwU CASSIUS. xDD Ha? Portia? 
BRUTUS. ÚwÚ She is xDD dead. 
UwU CASSIUS. UwU How x3 'scaped ÚwÚ kiwwing uWu when ^-^ I >w< cwoss'd :33 you so? 
O insupportable ^-^ and touching ;;w;; woss! 
ÚwÚ Upon what UwU sicknyess? 
BRUTUS. >w< Impatient :3 of >_> my absence, 
And grief ^w^ that xDD young x3 Octavius xDD with Mark Antony 
>_< Have uWu made >w< themsewves ;;w;; so strong- for xDD with ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ death 
:33 That >_< tidings >_< came- xDD with ^w^ this she uWu feww >_> distwact, 
And (her attendants absent) >_< swawwow'd >w< fiwe. 
UwU CASSIUS. And ;;w;; died so? 
BRUTUS. uWu Even >_< so. 
UwU CASSIUS. O xDD ye immortal UwU gods! 

^-^ We-entew ^.^ Wucius, xDD with ^.^ winye ^-^ and taper. 

BRUTUS. OwO Speak xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of x3 hew. ^w^ Give :33 me a UwU boww :3 of wine. 
^.^ In ^w^ this ^-^ I ^w^ buwy ;;w;; aww UwU unkindnyess, ^.^ Cassius. Drinks. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^w^ My :33 heawt is >_> thiwsty for ^w^ that ^-^ nyobwe UwU pwedge. 
UwU Fiww, ^.^ Wucius, :3 tiww >w< the ^.^ winye o'erswell >w< the cup; 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot drink x3 too ÚwÚ much :3 of xDD Bwutus' :3 wove. Drinks. 
BRUTUS. ^w^ Come :33 in, :33 Titinyius! x3 Exit ^.^ Wucius. 

^-^ We-entew Titinius, xDD with OwO Messawa. 

^-^ Wewcome, ^w^ good OwO Messawa. 
:3 Nyow ÚwÚ sit ;;w;; we ^-^ cwose uWu about ^w^ this >w< tapew ;;w;; hewe, 
And UwU caww ^-^ in >w< question x3 ouw >_< nyecessities. 
UwU CASSIUS. x3 Powtia, UwU awt >w< thou :33 gonye? 
BRUTUS. :33 Nyo ^-^ mowe, ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ you. 
x3 Messawa, ^-^ I have ÚwÚ hewe x3 weceived :33 wettews 
:33 That xDD young x3 Octavius ^-^ and Mark Antony 
^w^ Come OwO down upon uWu us xDD with a ^w^ mighty :33 powew, 
>_> Bending their expedition ^.^ towawd ÚwÚ Phiwippi. 
MESSALA. :3 Mysewf have :33 wettews :3 of >w< the :33 sewfsame >_< tenyuwe. 
BRUTUS. With what addition? 
MESSALA. :33 That :3 by uWu pwoscwiption ^-^ and >w< biwws :3 of outlawry 
^-^ Octavius, >w< Antony, ^-^ and Lepidus 
>_< Have put uWu to ÚwÚ death :3 an x3 hundwed OwO senyatows. 
BRUTUS. ;;w;; Thewe ^-^ in x3 ouw :33 wettews do UwU nyot ^w^ weww ÚwÚ agwee; 
Mine UwU speak :3 of >_> seventy ^.^ senyatows ^w^ that ;;w;; died 
By their :3 pwoscwiptions, UwU Cicewo being ^w^ onye. 
UwU CASSIUS. UwU Cicewo ^-^ onye! 
MESSALA. UwU Cicewo is >_> dead, 
And :3 by ^w^ that UwU owdew :3 of proscription. 
Had :33 you ^-^ youw :33 wettews OwO fwom ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wife, >_> my >_> wowd? 
BRUTUS. x3 Nyo, OwO Messawa. 
MESSALA. >_> Nyow OwO nyothing ^-^ in ^-^ youw :33 wettews ^.^ wwit :3 of :33 hew? 
BRUTUS. >w< Nyothing, OwO Messawa. 
MESSALA. UwU That, methinks, is strange. 
BRUTUS. ^.^ Why ask :33 you? Hear :33 you :3 aught :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ in ÚwÚ youws? 
MESSALA. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
BRUTUS. xDD Nyow, ÚwÚ as :33 you are a >_< Woman, tell :33 me :3 twue. 
MESSALA. UwU Then OwO wike a UwU Woman ;;w;; beaw >w< the >_> twuth ^-^ I :33 teww: 
:3 Fow x3 cewtain she is >_> dead, ^-^ and :3 by ^-^ stwange ^w^ mannyew. 
BRUTUS. :3 Why, >w< faweweww, Portia. OwO We must ^-^ die, OwO Messawa. 
With :33 meditating ^w^ that she must :33 die once 
^-^ I have >w< the x3 patience uWu to ^w^ enduwe it UwU nyow. 
MESSALA. uWu Even ;;w;; so >_> gweat ^-^ men >_> gweat OwO wosses OwO shouwd endure. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ I have ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ in UwU awt ÚwÚ as ^.^ you, 
xDD But yet >_> my ;;w;; nyatuwe ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ;;w;; beaw it >_< so. 
BRUTUS. xDD Weww, uWu to x3 ouw >w< wowk >w< awive. :3 What do :33 you xDD think 
Of marching uWu to :33 Phiwippi >w< pwesentwy? 
UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ I do UwU nyot xDD think it :33 good. 
BRUTUS. ;;w;; Youw reason? 
UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ This it ^.^ is: 
'Tis xDD bettew ^w^ that >w< the enemy >w< seek x3 us; 
So >_< shaww UwU he waste ^.^ his x3 means, :33 weawy ^.^ his ^w^ sowdiews, 
>_> Doing himself x3 offense, whilst ;;w;; we lying OwO stiww 
;;w;; Awe full :3 of rest, x3 defense, ^-^ and OwO nyimbwenyess. 
BRUTUS. Good uWu weasons must :3 of ÚwÚ fowce >w< give :3 pwace uWu to better. 
^.^ The uWu peopwe 'twixt :33 Phiwippi ^-^ and ^w^ this >_< gwound 
:3 Do >_< stand but ^-^ in a UwU fowced :3 affection, 
:3 Fow :33 they have >_< gwudged uWu us contribution. 
^.^ The ;;w;; enyemy, marching :3 awong :3 by them, 
By them >_< shaww uWu make a >_< fuwwew :33 nyumbew xDD up, 
^w^ Come on uWu wefwesh'd, >_< nyew-added, ^-^ and ;;w;; encouwaged; 
^w^ Fwom xDD which ^w^ advantage >_< shaww ;;w;; we cut xDD him off 
UwU If :3 at :33 Phiwippi ;;w;; we do UwU face xDD him there, 
These uWu peopwe :3 at x3 ouw OwO back. 
UwU CASSIUS. Hear me, ^w^ good >_> bwothew. 
BRUTUS. Under ^-^ youw xDD pawdon. You must UwU nyote uWu beside 
:33 That ;;w;; we have UwU twied >w< the utmost :3 of x3 ouw :3 fwiends, 
>_< Ouw legions are uWu bwim-fuww, x3 ouw >_< cause is ^.^ wipe: 
^.^ The enemy :3 incweaseth >_> evewy day; 
;;w;; We, :3 at >w< the >_> height, are ready uWu to OwO decwinye. 
;;w;; Thewe is a tide ^-^ in >w< the x3 affaiws :3 of ^-^ men 
Which ^.^ taken :3 at >w< the ^w^ fwood >_< weads on uWu to xDD fowtunye; 
uWu Omitted, ;;w;; aww >w< the voyage :3 of their OwO wife 
Is ^.^ bound ^-^ in ;;w;; shawwows ^-^ and ^-^ in >_> misewies. 
:3 On >_< such a full >w< sea are ;;w;; we now uWu afwoat, 
And ;;w;; we must ^w^ take >w< the OwO cuwwent uWu when it >w< sewves, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; wose x3 ouw ventures. 
UwU CASSIUS. OwO Then, xDD with ^-^ youw will, ^w^ go >w< on; 
>w< We'ww :3 awong >_> ouwsewves ^-^ and meet them :3 at ÚwÚ Phiwippi. 
BRUTUS. ^.^ The ;;w;; deep :3 of night is OwO cwept upon x3 ouw ^.^ tawk, 
And ;;w;; nyatuwe must xDD obey necessity, 
Which ;;w;; we >w< wiww OwO nyiggawd xDD with a ^-^ wittwe >_> west. 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu to OwO say? 
UwU CASSIUS. :33 Nyo >w< mowe. Good night. 
>w< Eawwy tomorrow >w< wiww ;;w;; we rise ^-^ and >_< hence. 
BRUTUS. UwU Wucius! 

^-^ We-entew ^.^ Wucius. 

^w^ My ^w^ gown. x3 Exit ^.^ Wucius. 
Farewell, ^w^ good x3 Messawa; 
Good OwO nyight, uWu Titinyius; noble, ^-^ nyobwe Cassius, 
Good night ^-^ and ^w^ good repose. 
UwU CASSIUS. O >_> my dear brother! 
^.^ This >_> was :3 an ^w^ iww >w< beginnying :3 of >w< the night. 
^.^ Nyevew come >_< such division >w< 'tween x3 ouw ^.^ souws! 
Let it not, OwO Bwutus. 
BRUTUS. :33 Evewything is ^.^ weww. 
UwU CASSIUS. Good OwO nyight, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
BRUTUS. Good OwO nyight, ^w^ good >_> bwothew. 
>_> TITINyIUS. MESSALA. Good OwO nyight, xDD Wowd OwO Bwutus. 
BRUTUS. Farewell, everyone. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but OwO Bwutus. 

^-^ We-entew ^.^ Wucius, xDD with >w< the ^w^ gown. 

^w^ Give :33 me >w< the ^w^ gown. ;;w;; Whewe is thy OwO instwument? 
LUCIUS. uWu Hewe ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ tent. 
BRUTUS. ^w^ What, >w< thou ^-^ speak'st x3 dwowsiwy? 
>_> Poow >_> knyave, ^-^ I ^w^ bwame ÚwÚ thee not, >w< thou UwU awt OwO o'ewwatch'd. 
x3 Caww xDD Cwaudio ^-^ and ÚwÚ some x3 othew :3 of >_> my men, 
>_< I'ww have them OwO sweep on ^w^ cushions ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ tent. 
LUCIUS. OwO Vawwo ^-^ and xDD Cwaudio! 

^-^ Entew OwO Vawwo ^-^ and ;;w;; Cwaudio. 

>_< VAWWO. >_> Cawws >_> my >_> wowd? 
BRUTUS. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >_< siws, >_< wie ^-^ in >_> my >w< tent ^-^ and sleep; 
>_> It ^w^ may >_< be ^-^ I >_< shaww xDD waise :33 you :3 by ^-^ and :3 by 
:3 On business uWu to >_> my brother ^.^ Cassius. 
>_< VAWWO. So UwU pwease ^.^ you, ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_< stand ^-^ and :33 watch ^-^ youw ^.^ pweasuwe. 
BRUTUS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have it >_< so. Lie x3 down, ^w^ good uWu siws. 
>_> It ^w^ may >_< be ^-^ I >_< shaww otherwise bethink >w< me. 
ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ Wucius, >_> hewe's >w< the book ^-^ I sought for uWu so; 
^-^ I put it ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ pocket :3 of >_> my ^w^ gown. 
OwO Vawwo ^-^ and xDD Cwaudio >_< wie down. 
LUCIUS. ^-^ I >_> was ^w^ suwe ^-^ youw OwO wowdship >w< did UwU nyot >w< give it >w< me. 
BRUTUS. Bear xDD with me, ^w^ good uWu boy, ^-^ I am ÚwÚ much :3 fowgetfuw. 
^w^ Canst >w< thou hold :3 up thy >_< heavy ^.^ eyes >_< awhiwe, 
And >_< touch thy ^.^ instwument a >_> stwain >w< ow >_> two? 
LUCIUS. x3 Ay, >_> my lord, ^w^ an't UwU pwease ÚwÚ you. 
BRUTUS. >_> It :3 does, >_> my ^.^ boy. 
^-^ I trouble ÚwÚ thee x3 too much, but >w< thou UwU awt ÚwÚ wiwwing. 
LUCIUS. >_> It is >_> my duty, ^-^ siw. 
BRUTUS. ^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot OwO uwge thy >_> duty :33 past thy might; 
^-^ I >_< knyow xDD young bloods >w< wook for a :3 time :3 of >_> west. 
LUCIUS. ^-^ I have x3 swept, >_> my lord, uWu awweady. 
BRUTUS. >_> It >_> was ^w^ weww x3 donye, ^-^ and >w< thou xDD shawt OwO sweep UwU again; 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot hold ÚwÚ thee long. UwU If ^-^ I do >_< wive, 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ good uWu to ;;w;; thee. Music, ^-^ and a song. 
^.^ This is a uWu sweepy >_< tunye. O murtherous slumber, 
;;w;; Wayest >w< thou thy :33 weaden mace upon >_> my :33 boy 
:33 That UwU pways ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; music? Gentle >_> knyave, ^w^ good night. 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot do ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ^-^ wwong uWu to wake ;;w;; thee. 
UwU If >w< thou dost OwO nyod, >w< thou :33 bweak'st thy instrument; 
>_< I'ww ^w^ take it OwO fwom ;;w;; thee; UwU and, ^w^ good uWu boy, ^w^ good night. 
Let :33 me see, let :33 me ÚwÚ see; is UwU nyot >w< the >_< weaf OwO tuwn'd OwO down 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I UwU weft ^-^ weading? uWu Hewe it UwU is, ^-^ I think. Sits down. 

^-^ Entew >w< the xDD Ghost :3 of Caesar. 

UwU How ^w^ iww ^w^ this >w< tapew x3 buwns! ^w^ Ha, ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 
^-^ I xDD think it is >w< the weakness :3 of mine ^.^ eyes 
:33 That shapes ^w^ this monstrous apparition. 
>_> It ÚwÚ comes upon >w< me. ^-^ Awt >w< thou >w< anything? 
^-^ Awt >w< thou ÚwÚ some god, ÚwÚ some ^w^ angew, >w< ow ÚwÚ some devil 
:33 That :33 makest >_> my UwU bwood >_< cowd ^-^ and >_> my >w< haiw uWu to >_< stawe? 
OwO Speak uWu to :33 me what >w< thou >w< awt. 
^.^ GHOST. >w< Thy x3 eviw xDD spiwit, OwO Bwutus. 
BRUTUS. ^.^ Why uWu comest ^.^ thou? 
^.^ GHOST. >_< To tell ÚwÚ thee >w< thou xDD shawt see :33 me :3 at ÚwÚ Phiwippi. 
BRUTUS. xDD Weww, :33 then ^-^ I >_< shaww see ÚwÚ thee >_> again? 
^.^ GHOST. x3 Ay, :3 at ÚwÚ Phiwippi. 
BRUTUS. :3 Why, ^-^ I >w< wiww see ÚwÚ thee :3 at :33 Phiwippi ^w^ then. x3 Exit >_> Ghost. 
:3 Nyow ^-^ I have ^.^ taken :33 heawt >w< thou vanishest. 
uWu Iww xDD spiwit, ^-^ I :3 wouwd hold :33 mowe ^-^ tawk xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
Boy! UwU Wucius! ^-^ Vawwo! xDD Cwaudio! UwU Siws, xDD awake! 
xDD Cwaudio! 
LUCIUS. ^.^ The uWu stwings, >_> my lord, are UwU fawse. 
BRUTUS. He :33 thinks UwU he OwO stiww is :3 at ^.^ his >_< instwument. 
^.^ Wucius, xDD awake! 
LUCIUS. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
BRUTUS. ;;w;; Didst >w< thou >_< dweam, ^.^ Wucius, ^w^ that >w< thou ;;w;; so UwU cwiedst :3 out? 
LUCIUS. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< knyow ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< did ^.^ cwy. 
BRUTUS. ^w^ Yes, ^w^ that >w< thou :3 didst. ;;w;; Didst >w< thou see >w< anything? 
LUCIUS. >w< Nyothing, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
BRUTUS. Sleep >w< again, ^.^ Wucius. x3 Siwwah xDD Cwaudio! 
^w^ [To UwU Vawwo.] ^.^ Fewwow UwU thou, xDD awake! 
>_< VAWWO. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
UwU CWAUDIO. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
BRUTUS. ^.^ Why >w< did :33 you ;;w;; so ^.^ cwy x3 out, >_< siws, ^-^ in ^-^ youw uWu sweep? 
>_< VAWWO. UwU CWAUDIO. ÚwÚ Did ^-^ we, >_> my >_> wowd? 
BRUTUS. x3 Ay, OwO saw :33 you >w< anything? 
>_< VAWWO. x3 Nyo, >_> my lord, ^-^ I OwO saw >w< nyothing. 
UwU CWAUDIO. >_> Nyow ;;w;; I, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
BRUTUS. :3 Go ^-^ and >w< commend :33 me uWu to >_> my brother >_> Cassius; 
OwO Bid xDD him ^w^ set on ^.^ his ^w^ powews betimes :3 befowe, 
And ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^w^ fowwow. 
>_< VAWWO. UwU CWAUDIO. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be x3 donye, >_> my ^-^ wowd. x3 Exeunt. 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The ÚwÚ pwains :3 of ÚwÚ Phiwippi. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ Octavius, >w< Antony, ^-^ and their :3 Awmy. 

UwU OCTAVIUS. xDD Nyow, >w< Antony, x3 ouw ;;w;; hopes are ^-^ answewed. 
You ^-^ said >w< the enemy :3 wouwd UwU nyot come x3 down, 
xDD But :3 keep >w< the ^.^ hiwws ^-^ and x3 uppew >w< wegions. 
>_> It >_> pwoves UwU nyot >_< so. uWu Theiw >_< battwes are :3 at UwU hand; 
xDD They UwU mean uWu to ^w^ wawn uWu us :3 at :33 Phiwippi ;;w;; hewe, 
^-^ Answewing :33 befowe ;;w;; we do demand :3 of uWu them. 
ANTONY. :3 Tut, ^-^ I am ^-^ in their >w< bosoms, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< knyow 
^.^ Whewefowe :33 they do uWu it. xDD They ^-^ couwd >_< be ÚwÚ content 
>_< To ^-^ visit x3 othew x3 pwaces, ^-^ and come OwO down 
With OwO feawfuw ^-^ bwavewy, ^.^ thinking :3 by ^w^ this UwU face 
>_< To uWu fasten ^-^ in x3 ouw ;;w;; thoughts ^w^ that :33 they have >_< couwage; 
xDD But ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot >_< so. 

^-^ Entew a Messenger. 

MESSENGER. Prepare ^.^ you, generals. 
^.^ The enemy ÚwÚ comes on ^-^ in gallant xDD show; 
uWu Theiw ÚwÚ bwoody uWu sign :3 of >_< battwe is hung x3 out, 
And x3 something uWu to >_< be ^w^ donye immediately. 
ANTONY. ^-^ Octavius, ÚwÚ wead ^-^ youw >_< battwe >_< softwy ;;w;; on, 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the UwU weft UwU hand :3 of >w< the uWu even field. 
UwU OCTAVIUS. ÚwÚ Upon >w< the >w< wight UwU hand ;;w;; I, :3 keep >w< thou >w< the left. 
ANTONY. ^.^ Why do :33 you x3 cwoss :33 me ^-^ in ^w^ this ^w^ exigent? 
UwU OCTAVIUS. ^-^ I do UwU nyot x3 cwoss ^.^ you, but ^-^ I >w< wiww do >_< so. 

^-^ Mawch. Drum. ^-^ Entew :33 Bwutus, Cassius, ^-^ and their ^w^ Awmy; 
>_< Wuciwius, Titinius, x3 Messawa, ^-^ and >_> othews. 

BRUTUS. xDD They ^w^ stand, ^-^ and :3 wouwd have >w< pawwey. 
UwU CASSIUS. :33 Stand x3 fast, uWu Titinyius; ;;w;; we must :33 out ^-^ and talk. 
UwU OCTAVIUS. Mark >w< Antony, >_< shaww ;;w;; we >w< give uWu sign :3 of ^.^ battwe? 
ANTONY. x3 Nyo, ^.^ Caesaw, ;;w;; we >w< wiww answer on their :33 chawge. 
Make forth, >w< the xDD genyewaws :3 wouwd have ÚwÚ some :3 wowds. 
UwU OCTAVIUS. Stir UwU nyot x3 untiw >w< the uWu signyaw UwU nyot x3 untiw >w< the signal. 
BRUTUS. OwO Wowds :33 befowe blows. Is it ;;w;; so, countrymen? 
UwU OCTAVIUS. uWu Nyot ^w^ that ;;w;; we :33 wove >_> wowds better, ÚwÚ as :33 you do. 
BRUTUS. Good >_> wowds are xDD bettew than ÚwÚ bad strokes, Octavius. 
ANTONY. ^.^ In ^-^ youw ÚwÚ bad strokes, :33 Bwutus, :33 you >w< give ^w^ good :3 wowds. 
Witness >w< the UwU howe :33 you uWu made ^-^ in Caesar's heart, 
xDD Cwying ÚwÚ "Wong live! UwU Haiw, xDD Caesaw!" 
UwU CASSIUS. >w< Antony, 
^.^ The posture :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ bwows are yet >_< unknyown; 
xDD But for ^-^ youw >_< wowds, :33 they uWu wob >w< the Hybla bees, 
And uWu weave them honeyless. 
ANTONY. uWu Nyot >w< stingwess >_< too. 
BRUTUS. OwO O, ^-^ yes, ^-^ and >w< soundwess OwO too, 
:3 Fow :33 you have xDD stow'n their >w< buzzing, >w< Antony, 
And :3 vewy ^w^ wisewy ^.^ thweat :33 befowe :33 you sting. 
ANTONY. ^-^ Viwwains! You >w< did UwU nyot ;;w;; so uWu when ^-^ youw :3 viwe >w< daggews 
:3 Hack'd >w< onye uWu anyothew ^-^ in >w< the sides :3 of Caesar. 
You UwU show'd ^-^ youw >w< teeth OwO wike apes, ^-^ and ^.^ fawn'd OwO wike >w< hounds, 
And x3 bow'd OwO wike x3 bondmen, ÚwÚ kissing Caesar's uWu feet; 
ÚwÚ Whiwst uWu damnyed uWu Casca, OwO wike a :33 cuw, x3 behind 
^-^ Stwooke ÚwÚ Caesaw on >w< the uWu nyeck. O :33 you xDD fwattewews! 
UwU CASSIUS. ;;w;; Fwattewews? xDD Nyow, :33 Bwutus, UwU thank yourself. 
^.^ This tongue ^w^ had UwU nyot ^-^ offended ;;w;; so today, 
UwU If OwO Cassius :33 might have ruled. 
UwU OCTAVIUS. uWu Come, come, >w< the cause. UwU If ^.^ awguing uWu make uWu us xDD sweat, 
^.^ The >_< pwoof :3 of it >w< wiww ^w^ tuwn uWu to >w< weddew uWu dwops. 
x3 Wook, 
^-^ I draw a >_< swowd ÚwÚ against :33 conspiwatows; 
When xDD think :33 you ^w^ that >w< the >_< swowd :3 goes :3 up >_> again? 
x3 Nyevew, :3 tiww Caesar's xDD thwee ^-^ and x3 thiwty >_< wounds 
;;w;; Be ^w^ weww uWu avenged, >w< ow :3 tiww uWu anyothew ÚwÚ Caesaw 
>_< Have ;;w;; added OwO swaughtew uWu to >w< the >_< swowd :3 of ^.^ twaitows. 
BRUTUS. ^.^ Caesaw, >w< thou >_> canst UwU nyot :33 die :3 by traitors' OwO hands, 
uWu Unwess >w< thou :33 bwing'st them xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
UwU OCTAVIUS. So ^-^ I x3 hope, 
^-^ I >_> was UwU nyot >w< bown uWu to :33 die on xDD Bwutus' sword. 
BRUTUS. OwO O, >_> if >w< thou ^-^ wewt >w< the noblest :3 of thy >w< stwain, 
Young ;;w;; man, >w< thou OwO couwdst UwU nyot :33 die :33 mowe :3 honyowabwe. 
UwU CASSIUS. xDD A uWu peevish :33 schoow uWu boy, xDD wowthwess :3 of >_< such ÚwÚ honyow, 
ÚwÚ Join'd xDD with a xDD maskew ^-^ and a :3 wevewew! 
ANTONY. Old OwO Cassius xDD stiww! 
UwU OCTAVIUS. uWu Come, >w< Antony, uWu away! 
Defiance, uWu twaitows, hurl ;;w;; we ^-^ in ^-^ youw teeth. 
UwU If :33 you dare ^.^ fight today, come uWu to >w< the ;;w;; fiewd; 
UwU If not, uWu when :33 you have ÚwÚ stomachs. 
Exeunt ^-^ Octavius, >w< Antony, ^-^ and their :3 Awmy. 
UwU CASSIUS. :3 Why, uWu nyow, x3 bwow UwU and, ^w^ sweww ÚwÚ biwwow, ^-^ and ^w^ swim UwU bawk! 
^.^ The ^-^ stowm is xDD up, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww is on >w< the x3 hazawd. 
BRUTUS. >_< Ho, :33 Wuciwius! Hark, a :3 wowd xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
LUCILIUS. uWu [Stands x3 fowth.] ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
x3 Bwutus ^-^ and >w< Wuciwius ^.^ convewse ^w^ apawt. 
UwU CASSIUS. Messala! 
MESSALA. uWu [Stands x3 fowth.] :3 What x3 says >_> my ;;w;; genyewaw? 
UwU CASSIUS. x3 Messawa, 
^.^ This is >_> my x3 biwthday, ÚwÚ as ^w^ this :3 vewy x3 day 
uWu Was OwO Cassius ^w^ bown. ^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand, OwO Messawa. 
;;w;; Be >w< thou >_> my x3 witnyess that, ÚwÚ against >_> my will, 
:33 As ^-^ Pompey ^w^ was, am ^-^ I >_< compeww'd uWu to ^w^ set 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< onye >_< battwe ;;w;; aww x3 ouw >w< wibewties. 
You >_< knyow ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 hewd ÚwÚ Epicuwus strong, 
And ^.^ his OwO opinyion. :3 Nyow ^-^ I ^w^ change >_> my >w< mind, 
And partly x3 cwedit things ^w^ that do presage. 
Coming OwO fwom ^-^ Sawdis, on x3 ouw uWu fowmew ensign 
>_< Two ^w^ mighty ;;w;; eagwes x3 feww, ^-^ and >w< thewe :33 they perch'd, 
>w< Gowging ^-^ and feeding OwO fwom x3 ouw >w< sowdiews' OwO hands, 
>_< Who uWu to :33 Phiwippi ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ consowted :33 us. 
^.^ This ^.^ mownying are :33 they fled xDD away ^-^ and gone, 
And ^-^ in their steads do ravens, xDD cwows, ^-^ and OwO kites 
OwO Fwy ^.^ o'ew x3 ouw UwU heads ^-^ and downward >w< wook on us, 
:33 As ;;w;; we were uWu sickwy ^-^ pwey. uWu Theiw ;;w;; shadows seem 
xDD A :33 canyopy :3 most OwO fataw, ^.^ undew xDD which 
>_< Ouw >w< awmy ^w^ wies, ready uWu to >w< give :3 up >w< the ^w^ ghost. 
MESSALA. ;;w;; Bewieve UwU nyot >_< so. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^-^ I but xDD bewieve it ;;w;; pawtwy, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am >_> fwesh :3 of ÚwÚ spiwit ^-^ and resolved 
>_< To meet ;;w;; aww :33 pewiws :3 vewy >w< constantwy. 
BRUTUS. uWu Even ;;w;; so, Lucilius. 
UwU CASSIUS. xDD Nyow, :3 most ^-^ nyobwe :33 Bwutus, 
^.^ The UwU gods UwU today >_< stand >_< fwiendwy ^w^ that ;;w;; we ;;w;; may, 
OwO Wovews ^-^ in OwO peace, ÚwÚ wead on x3 ouw ^-^ days uWu to xDD age! 
>w< But, >_> since >w< the x3 affaiws :3 of ^-^ men :33 west OwO stiww :33 incewtain, 
xDD Wet's :3 weason xDD with >w< the ^-^ wowst ^w^ that ^w^ may ^w^ befaww. 
UwU If ;;w;; we do ;;w;; wose ^w^ this :3 battwe, :33 then is ^w^ this 
^.^ The :3 vewy last :3 time ;;w;; we >_< shaww UwU speak together. 
:3 What are :33 you :33 then :33 detewminyed uWu to do? 
BRUTUS. uWu Even :3 by >w< the rule :3 of ^w^ that >_< phiwosophy 
By xDD which ^-^ I >w< did ^w^ bwame ;;w;; Cato for >w< the ÚwÚ death 
Which UwU he >w< did >w< give himself- ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot xDD how, 
xDD But ^-^ I do find it cowardly ^-^ and UwU viwe, 
:3 Fow ^w^ feaw :3 of what :33 might :33 faww, ;;w;; so uWu to prevent 
^.^ The :3 time :3 of life- arming myself xDD with x3 patience 
>_< To x3 stay >w< the providence :3 of ÚwÚ some >_> high ^w^ powews 
:33 That >w< govewn uWu us >_> bewow. 
UwU CASSIUS. OwO Then, >_> if ;;w;; we ;;w;; wose ^w^ this :3 battwe, 
You are :3 contented uWu to >_< be led ^-^ in ÚwÚ twiumph 
>w< Thowough >w< the uWu stweets :3 of Rome? 
BRUTUS. x3 Nyo, Cassius, uWu nyo. >w< Think not, >w< thou ^-^ nyobwe >_< Woman, 
:33 That ^-^ evew x3 Bwutus >w< wiww ^w^ go ^.^ bound uWu to ;;w;; Wome; 
He >_< beaws x3 too >_> gweat a :3 mind. xDD But ^w^ this ^-^ same x3 day 
ÚwÚ Must UwU end ^w^ that >w< wowk >w< the >_< ides :3 of March >w< begun. 
And whether ;;w;; we >_< shaww meet ;;w;; again ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. 
Therefore x3 ouw uWu evewwasting >_< faweweww >_> take. 
xDD Fowevew, ^-^ and ;;w;; fowevew, >w< faweweww, xDD Cassius! 
UwU If ;;w;; we do meet >w< again, OwO why, ;;w;; we >_< shaww UwU smiwe; 
UwU If not, why :33 then ^w^ this parting >_> was ^w^ weww ^w^ made. 
UwU CASSIUS. >w< Fowevew ^-^ and uWu fowevew >w< faweweww, Brutus! 
UwU If ;;w;; we do meet >w< again, x3 we'ww ÚwÚ smiwe uWu indeed; 
UwU If not, ÚwÚ 'tis OwO twue ^w^ this parting >_> was ^w^ weww ^w^ made. 
BRUTUS. ^.^ Why uWu then, ÚwÚ wead >_< on. OwO O, ^w^ that a man :33 might >_< knyow 
^.^ The UwU end :3 of ^w^ this >_< day's business ^-^ ewe it come! 
xDD But it ;;w;; sufficeth ^w^ that >w< the x3 day >w< wiww ^w^ end, 
And :33 then >w< the UwU end is x3 knyown. uWu Come, uWu ho! ;;w;; Away! x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ The field :3 of uWu battwe. 

:33 Awawum. ^-^ Entew x3 Bwutus ^-^ and OwO Messawa. 

BRUTUS. Ride, ^w^ wide, x3 Messawa, ^w^ wide, ^-^ and >w< give uWu these >w< biwws 
uWu Unto >w< the legions on >w< the x3 othew uWu side. x3 Woud ^w^ awawum. 
Let them ^w^ set on :3 at once, for ^-^ I :3 pewceive 
xDD But >_< cowd ^w^ demeanyow ^-^ in >w< Octavia's ÚwÚ wing, 
And xDD sudden push xDD gives them >w< the >w< ovewthwow. 
Ride, ^w^ wide, OwO Messawa. Let them ;;w;; aww come down. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field. 

UwU Awawums. ^-^ Entew OwO Cassius ^-^ and >_< Titinyius. 

UwU CASSIUS. OwO O, UwU wook, Titinius, UwU wook, >w< the ;;w;; viwwains ÚwÚ fwy! 
:3 Mysewf have uWu to mine ^-^ own OwO tuwn'd >_> enyemy. 
^.^ This ensign ÚwÚ hewe :3 of mine >_> was :3 tuwnying back; 
^-^ I slew >w< the coward, ^-^ and >w< did ^w^ take it OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
>_> TITINyIUS. O Cassius, x3 Bwutus ÚwÚ gave >w< the :3 wowd x3 too ^w^ eawwy, 
^-^ Who, having ÚwÚ some ^w^ advantage on ^-^ Octavius, 
^w^ Took it x3 too :33 eagewwy. :33 His :33 sowdiews uWu feww uWu to spoil, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ;;w;; we :3 by Antony are ;;w;; aww ^w^ encwosed. 

^-^ Entew Pindarus. 

^-^ PINDAWUS. OwO Fwy further ÚwÚ off, >_> my lord, OwO fwy further off; 
Mark Antony is ^-^ in ^-^ youw tents, >_> my OwO wowd; 
>_< Fwy, >_< thewefowe, ^-^ nyobwe Cassius, OwO fwy far ^.^ off. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ This ^.^ hiww is far xDD enyough. x3 Wook, UwU wook, uWu Titinyius: 
;;w;; Awe those >_> my xDD tents >w< whewe ^-^ I :3 pewceive >w< the ^w^ fiwe? 
>_> TITINyIUS. xDD They x3 awe, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
UwU CASSIUS. Titinius, >_> if >w< thou >_> wovest me, 
Mount >w< thou >_> my ;;w;; howse ^-^ and xDD hide thy >_< spuws ^-^ in :3 him, 
xDD Tiww UwU he have brought ÚwÚ thee :3 up uWu to :3 yondew ;;w;; twoops 
And ÚwÚ hewe >w< again, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may :33 west assured 
^.^ Whethew yond ;;w;; twoops are uWu fwiend >w< ow >_> enyemy. 
>_> TITINyIUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ hewe >w< again, uWu even xDD with a ^.^ thought. Exit. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^.^ Go, ^.^ Pindawus, x3 get :33 highew on ^w^ that uWu hiww; 
^w^ My :33 sight >_> was ^-^ evew :33 thick; ^.^ wegawd Titinius, 
And tell :33 me what >w< thou UwU nyotest uWu about >w< the field. 
uWu Pindawus ^.^ ascends >w< the OwO hiww. 
^.^ This x3 day ^-^ I x3 bweathed xDD fiwst: :3 time is come round, 
And >w< whewe ^-^ I >w< did UwU begin, >w< thewe >_< shaww ^-^ I >_> end; 
^w^ My OwO wife is run ^.^ his xDD compass. ^w^ Siwwah, what OwO nyews? 
^-^ PINDAWUS. ^-^ [Above.] O >_> my lord! 
UwU CASSIUS. :3 What OwO nyews? 
^-^ PINDAWUS. ^-^ [Above.] Titinius is >w< encwosed :3 wound uWu about 
With x3 howsemen, ^w^ that uWu make uWu to xDD him on >w< the x3 spuw; 
^w^ Yet UwU he >_< spuws >_< on. :3 Nyow :33 they are almost on ^-^ him. 
xDD Nyow, :33 Titinyius! :3 Nyow ÚwÚ some x3 wight. OwO O, UwU he lights >_< too. 
He's xDD ta'en uWu [Shout.] And, UwU hawk! xDD They ;;w;; shout for joy. 
UwU CASSIUS. ^w^ Come >_< down; uWu behowd xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
OwO O, >w< cowawd ^w^ that ^-^ I am, uWu to >_< wive ;;w;; so :33 wong, 
>_< To see >_> my uWu best uWu fwiend xDD ta'en :33 befowe >_> my face! 
uWu Pindawus descends. 
^w^ Come hither, ^-^ siwwah. 
^.^ In Parthia >w< did ^-^ I ^w^ take ÚwÚ thee >w< pwisonyew, 
And :33 then ^-^ I ^.^ swowe ^-^ thee, UwU saving :3 of thy >_< wife, 
:33 That x3 whatsoevew ^-^ I >w< did :33 bid ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ do, 
Thou shouldst ;;w;; attempt uWu it. ^w^ Come uWu nyow, :3 keep ^w^ thinye xDD oath; 
:3 Nyow >_< be a x3 fweeman, ^-^ and xDD with ^w^ this ^w^ good ;;w;; swowd, 
:33 That ran through Caesar's ;;w;; bowews, ;;w;; seawch ^w^ this :3 bosom. 
:33 Stand UwU nyot uWu to UwU answew: ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ take >w< thou >w< the ÚwÚ hiwts; 
And uWu when >_> my UwU face is ^.^ covew'd, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ 'tis uWu nyow, 
Guide >w< thou >w< the sword. x3 [Pindawus >_> stabs >w< him.] ^.^ Caesaw, >w< thou UwU awt 
;;w;; wevenged, 
uWu Even xDD with >w< the >_< swowd ^w^ that kill'd ;;w;; thee. :33 Dies. 
^-^ PINDAWUS. ;;w;; So, ^-^ I am free, yet :3 wouwd UwU nyot ;;w;; so have x3 been, 
x3 Duwst ^-^ I have ^w^ donye >_> my :3 wiww. O xDD Cassius! 
x3 Faw OwO fwom ^w^ this xDD countwy uWu Pindawus >_< shaww >w< wun, 
;;w;; Whewe UwU nyevew UwU Woman >_< shaww ^w^ take UwU nyote :3 of ^-^ him. Exit. 

^-^ We-entew Titinius xDD with OwO Messawa. 

MESSALA. >_> It is but :3 change, Titinius, for x3 Octavius 
Is ÚwÚ ovewthwown :3 by ^-^ nyobwe xDD Bwutus' :33 powew, 
:33 As >_> Cassius' legions are :3 by Antony. 
>_> TITINyIUS. These >_< tidings :3 wouwd ^w^ weww x3 comfowt ^.^ Cassius. 
MESSALA. ;;w;; Whewe >w< did :33 you uWu weave him? 
>_> TITINyIUS. ;;w;; Aww xDD disconsowate, 
With uWu Pindawus ^.^ his bondman, on ^w^ this OwO hiww. 
MESSALA. Is UwU nyot ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ that ^w^ wies upon >w< the OwO gwound? 
>_> TITINyIUS. He ^w^ wies UwU nyot OwO wike >w< the ^w^ wiving. O >_> my >_< heawt! 
MESSALA. Is UwU nyot ^w^ that ^-^ he? 
>_> TITINyIUS. x3 Nyo, ^w^ this >_> was ÚwÚ he, x3 Messawa, 
xDD But OwO Cassius is xDD nyo >w< mowe. O setting sun, 
:33 As ^-^ in thy ^.^ wed ÚwÚ ways >w< thou dost ^.^ sink uWu to OwO nyight, 
So ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ wed UwU bwood >_> Cassius' x3 day is ÚwÚ set, 
^.^ The sun :3 of ^w^ Wome is :33 set! >_< Ouw x3 day is gone; 
>_< Cwouds, dews, ^-^ and :3 dangews uWu come; x3 ouw deeds are >_> donye! 
Mistrust :3 of >_> my ^w^ success hath ^w^ donye ^w^ this ^-^ deed. 
MESSALA. Mistrust :3 of ^w^ good ^w^ success hath ^w^ donye ^w^ this ^-^ deed. 
O >_< hatefuw uWu ewwow, x3 mewanchowy's uWu chiwd, 
^.^ Why dost >w< thou ^w^ show uWu to >w< the :3 apt ;;w;; thoughts :3 of ^-^ men 
^.^ The things ^w^ that are xDD nyot? O uWu ewwow, UwU soon conceived, 
Thou UwU nyevew uWu comest >_< unto a happy ^-^ biwth, 
xDD But ^w^ kiww'st >w< the mother ^w^ that >_< engendew'd ^-^ thee! 
>_> TITINyIUS. ^w^ What, xDD Pindawus! ;;w;; Whewe UwU awt UwU thou, UwU Pindawus? 
MESSALA. >w< Seek :3 him, Titinius, whilst ^-^ I ^w^ go uWu to meet 
^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe :33 Bwutus, :33 thwusting ^w^ this >_< wepowt 
>w< Into ^.^ his ;;w;; eaws. ^-^ I ^w^ may say "thrusting" ^w^ it, 
:3 Fow piercing ^-^ steew ^-^ and :3 dawts envenomed 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be ÚwÚ as >_< wewcome uWu to >w< the >_< eaws :3 of x3 Bwutus 
:33 As >_< tidings :3 of ^w^ this ÚwÚ sight. 
>_> TITINyIUS. >w< Hie ^.^ you, x3 Messawa, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< seek for uWu Pindawus >w< the while. x3 Exit OwO Messawa. 
^.^ Why didst >w< thou ^.^ send :33 me forth, ^.^ bwave Cassius? 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I UwU nyot meet thy friends? And >w< did UwU nyot :33 they 
xDD Put on >_> my x3 bwows ^w^ this wreath :3 of ;;w;; victowy, 
And :33 bid :33 me >w< give it uWu thee? ;;w;; Didst >w< thou UwU nyot >_> heaw their UwU shouts? 
>_> Awas, >w< thou UwU hast misconstrued ^-^ evewything! 
>w< But, hold ^-^ thee, ^w^ take ^w^ this x3 gawwand on thy x3 bwow; 
>w< Thy x3 Bwutus :33 bid :33 me >w< give it ^-^ thee, ^-^ and ^-^ I 
Will do ^.^ his uWu bidding. :33 Bwutus, come ÚwÚ apace, 
And see how ^-^ I ^w^ wegawded ÚwÚ Caius ^.^ Cassius. 
By ^-^ youw leave, gods, ^w^ this is a OwO Woman's x3 pawt. 
uWu Come, >_> Cassius' ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ and find UwU Titinyius' >w< heawt. 
Kills ^.^ himsewf. 

:33 Awawum. ^-^ We-entew x3 Messawa, xDD with :33 Bwutus, xDD young :3 Cato, 
^-^ and >_> othews. 

BRUTUS. Where, where, x3 Messawa, x3 doth ^.^ his body ;;w;; wie? 
MESSALA. :3 Wo, yonder, ^-^ and Titinius OwO mouwnying uWu it. 
BRUTUS. UwU Titinyius' UwU face is ^-^ upwawd. 
xDD CATO. He is x3 swain. 
BRUTUS. O ^-^ Juwius ^.^ Caesaw, >w< thou UwU awt ^w^ mighty >_> yet! 
>w< Thy ÚwÚ spiwit OwO wawks >w< abwoad, ^-^ and :3 tuwns x3 ouw swords 
^.^ In x3 ouw ^-^ own xDD pwopew >_< entwaiws. >_< Wow alarums. 
xDD CATO. Brave :33 Titinyius! 
ÚwÚ Wook whe'er UwU he have UwU nyot :3 cwown'd ^-^ dead xDD Cassius! 
BRUTUS. ;;w;; Awe yet x3 two ^-^ Womans >_< wiving >_< such ÚwÚ as >_> these? 
^.^ The last :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the >_> Womans, fare ÚwÚ thee well! 
>_> It is :3 impossibwe ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^w^ Wome 
^.^ Shouwd ;;w;; bweed thy fellow. UwU Fwiends, ^-^ I ^-^ owe moe tears 
>_< To ^w^ this ^-^ dead man than :33 you >_< shaww see :33 me ÚwÚ pay. 
^-^ I >_< shaww find time, Cassius, ^-^ I >_< shaww find time. 
^w^ Come >_< thewefowe, ^-^ and uWu to :3 Thasos ^.^ send ^.^ his ;;w;; body; 
:33 His uWu funyewaws >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be ^-^ in x3 ouw UwU camp, 
ÚwÚ West it ;;w;; discomfowt :33 us. >_< Wuciwius, come, 
And come, xDD young ^.^ Cato; let uWu us uWu to >w< the field. 
Labio ^-^ and >_> Fwavio, ^w^ set x3 ouw >_< battwes >_< on. 
'Tis xDD thwee >_< o'cwock, ^-^ and >_> Womans, yet ^-^ ewe night 
OwO We >_< shaww xDD twy xDD fowtunye ^-^ in a ;;w;; second :3 fight. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field. 

:33 Awawum. Enter, xDD fighting, ^-^ Sowdiews :3 of x3 both armies; :33 then :33 Bwutus, xDD young :3 Cato, 
>_< Wuciwius, ^-^ and >_> othews. 

BRUTUS. uWu Yet, >_< countwymen, OwO O, yet hold :3 up ^-^ youw >w< heads! 
xDD CATO. :3 What ^w^ bastawd x3 doth xDD nyot? >_< Who >w< wiww ^w^ go xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
^-^ I >w< wiww :33 pwocwaim >_> my name uWu about >w< the field. 
^-^ I am >w< the ^-^ son :3 of ^.^ Mawcus :3 Cato, uWu ho! 
xDD A OwO foe uWu to OwO tywants, ^-^ and >_> my ^-^ countwy's OwO fwiend. 
^-^ I am >w< the ^-^ son :3 of ^.^ Mawcus :3 Cato, uWu ho! 
BRUTUS. And ^-^ I am :33 Bwutus, ^.^ Mawcus :33 Bwutus, I; 
:33 Bwutus, >_> my ^-^ countwy's ^-^ fwiend; >_< knyow :33 me for Brutus! Exit. 
LUCILIUS. O xDD young ^-^ and ^-^ nyobwe :3 Cato, UwU awt >w< thou xDD down? 
:3 Why, now >w< thou diest ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ bwavewy ÚwÚ as Titinius, 
And ;;w;; mayst >_< be :3 honyow'd, being >_< Cato's ;;w;; son. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. :3 Yiewd, >w< ow >w< thou diest. 
LUCILIUS. ^w^ Onwy ^-^ I yield uWu to ^.^ die. 
>w< [Offews ^-^ monyey.] ;;w;; Thewe is ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ^w^ that >w< thou OwO wiwt kill :33 me OwO stwaight: 
Kill :33 Bwutus, ^-^ and >_< be ^.^ honyow'd ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ death. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. OwO We must uWu nyot. xDD A ^-^ nyobwe UwU pwisonyew! 
SECOND ^w^ SOWDIEW. >w< Woom, uWu ho! Tell >w< Antony, x3 Bwutus is OwO ta'en. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ SOWDIEW. >_< I'ww tell >w< the news. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the ;;w;; genyewaw. 

^-^ Entew Antony. 

x3 Bwutus is ;;w;; ta'en, x3 Bwutus is ;;w;; ta'en, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
ANTONY. ;;w;; Whewe is ^-^ he? 
LUCILIUS. Safe, >w< Antony, x3 Bwutus is >_> safe xDD enyough. 
^-^ I dare >_> assuwe ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that xDD nyo enemy 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ evew ^w^ take ^-^ awive >w< the ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ Bwutus; 
^.^ The UwU gods defend xDD him OwO fwom ;;w;; so >_> gweat a shame! 
When :33 you do find :3 him, >w< ow ^-^ awive >w< ow >_> dead, 
He >w< wiww >_< be x3 found OwO wike :33 Bwutus, OwO wike ^.^ himsewf. 
ANTONY. ^.^ This is UwU nyot :33 Bwutus, ^.^ fwiend, OwO but, ^-^ I >_> assuwe ^.^ you, 
xDD A prize xDD nyo less ^-^ in ;;w;; wowth. uWu Keep ^w^ this man UwU safe, 
^w^ Give xDD him ;;w;; aww kindness; ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew have 
>_> Such ^-^ men >_> my >w< fwiends than :33 enyemies. :3 Go ;;w;; on, 
And see ^-^ wheew x3 Bwutus >_< be ^-^ awive >w< ow >_> dead, 
And >_< bwing uWu us :3 wowd >_< unto >w< Octavius' >w< tent 
UwU How ;;w;; evewything is :33 chanced. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field. 

^-^ Entew :33 Bwutus, Dardanius, Clitus, ^.^ Stwato, ^-^ and :33 Vowumnyius. 

BRUTUS. uWu Come, x3 poow uWu wemains :3 of :3 fwiends, :33 west on ^w^ this x3 wock. 
^w^ CWITUS. ^-^ Statiwius UwU show'd >w< the :3 towchwight, OwO but, >_> my lord, 
He came UwU nyot OwO back. He is >w< ow xDD ta'en >w< ow x3 swain. 
BRUTUS. >w< Sit ÚwÚ thee x3 down, >_> Cwitus. Slaying is >w< the >_< wowd: 
>_> It is a deed ^-^ in uWu fashion. >_> Hawk ^-^ thee, >_> Cwitus. xDD Whispews. 
^w^ CWITUS. ^w^ What, ;;w;; I, >_> my >_> wowd? x3 Nyo, UwU nyot for ;;w;; aww >w< the world. 
BRUTUS. >_> Peace uWu then, xDD nyo :3 wowds. 
^w^ CWITUS. >_< I'ww :3 wathew kill uWu mysewf. 
BRUTUS. >_> Hawk ^-^ thee, ^.^ Dawdanyius. xDD Whispews. 
uWu DAWDANyIUS. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I do >_< such a >w< deed? 
^w^ CWITUS. O ^w^ Dawdanyius! 
uWu DAWDANyIUS. O Clitus! 
^w^ CWITUS. :3 What ^w^ iww :33 wequest >w< did x3 Bwutus uWu make uWu to uWu thee? 
uWu DAWDANyIUS. >_< To kill :3 him, >_> Cwitus. x3 Wook, UwU he xDD meditates. 
^w^ CWITUS. :3 Nyow is ^w^ that ^-^ nyobwe uWu vessew full :3 of xDD gwief, 
:33 That it UwU wuns OwO ovew uWu even :3 at ^.^ his ^-^ eyes. 
BRUTUS. ^w^ Come hither, ^w^ good ;;w;; Vowumnyius, ^w^ wist a word. 
:33 VOWUMNyIUS. :3 What x3 says >_> my >_> wowd? 
BRUTUS. :3 Why, ^w^ this, >_< Vowumnyius: 
^.^ The ghost :3 of ÚwÚ Caesaw hath >_< appeaw'd uWu to :33 me 
>_< Two ;;w;; sevewaw xDD times :3 by night; :3 at >_> Sawdis once, 
And ^w^ this last night ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in :33 Phiwippi ^-^ fiewds. 
^-^ I >_< knyow >_> my hour is ^-^ come. 
:33 VOWUMNyIUS. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
BRUTUS. Nay ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe it UwU is, :33 Vowumnyius. 
Thou ^.^ seest >w< the world, ;;w;; Vowumnyius, how it goes; 
>_< Ouw enemies have ^-^ beat uWu us uWu to >w< the xDD pit; >_< Wow alarums. 
>_> It is :33 mowe ^-^ wowthy uWu to UwU weap ^-^ in >_> ouwsewves 
uWu Than tarry :3 tiww :33 they push :33 us. Good ;;w;; Vowumnyius, 
Thou know'st ^w^ that ;;w;; we x3 two UwU went uWu to :33 schoow together; 
uWu Even for ^w^ that x3 ouw :33 wove :3 of >_< owd, ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, 
x3 Howd >w< thou >_> my >w< swowd-hiwts, whilst ^-^ I run on uWu it. 
:33 VOWUMNyIUS. xDD That's UwU nyot :3 an :33 office for a ^.^ fwiend, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
Alarum >w< stiww. 
^w^ CWITUS. >_< Fwy, UwU fwy, >_> my lord, >w< thewe is xDD nyo >_> tawwying uWu hewe. 
BRUTUS. ^-^ Faweweww uWu to ^.^ you, ^-^ and ^.^ you, ^-^ and ^.^ you, :33 Vowumnyius. 
^.^ Stwato, >w< thou UwU hast OwO been ;;w;; aww ^w^ this :33 whiwe >w< asweep; 
^-^ Faweweww uWu to ÚwÚ thee OwO too, ^.^ Stwato. x3 Countwymen, 
^w^ My :33 heawt x3 doth ;;w;; joy ^w^ that yet ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >_> my OwO wife 
^-^ I x3 found xDD nyo man but UwU he >_> was OwO twue uWu to >w< me. 
^-^ I >_< shaww have xDD gwowy :3 by ^w^ this x3 wosing x3 day, 
x3 Mowe than x3 Octavius ^-^ and Mark Antony 
By ^w^ this :3 viwe UwU conquest >_< shaww attain unto. 
;;w;; So, fare :33 you ^w^ weww :3 at once, for xDD Bwutus' tongue 
uWu Hath almost ÚwÚ ended ^.^ his life's history. 
UwU Nyight OwO hangs upon mine uWu eyes, >_> my x3 bonyes :3 wouwd :33 west 
:33 That have but labor'd uWu to attain ^w^ this uWu houw. 
:33 Awawum. OwO Cwy ;;w;; within, uWu "Fwy, UwU fwy, fly!" 
^w^ CWITUS. >_< Fwy, >_> my lord, ^w^ fwy. 
BRUTUS. :3 Hence! ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ fowwow. 
Exeunt Clitus, Dardanius, ^-^ and :33 Vowumnyius. 
^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, ^.^ Stwato, x3 stay >w< thou :3 by thy ^-^ wowd. 
Thou UwU awt a uWu fewwow :3 of a ^w^ good ÚwÚ wespect; 
>w< Thy OwO wife hath ^w^ had ÚwÚ some ;;w;; smatch :3 of >_< honyow ^-^ in uWu it. 
x3 Howd :33 then >_> my ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ and ^w^ tuwn xDD away thy OwO face, 
uWu Whiwe ^-^ I do run upon uWu it. UwU Wiwt UwU thou, ^-^ Stwato? 
^.^ STWATO. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw UwU hand first. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you UwU weww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
BRUTUS. Farewell, ^w^ good ^.^ Stwato. Runs on ^.^ his sword. 
^.^ Caesaw, now >_< be >_< stiww; 
^-^ I kill'd UwU nyot ÚwÚ thee xDD with :3 hawf ;;w;; so ^w^ good a :3 wiww. :33 Dies. 

:33 Awawum. OwO Wetweat. ^-^ Entew ^-^ Octavius, >w< Antony, x3 Messawa, 
>_< Wuciwius, ^-^ and >w< the :3 Awmy. 

UwU OCTAVIUS. :3 What man is that? 
MESSALA. ^w^ My uWu mastew's man. ^.^ Stwato, >w< whewe is thy master? 
^.^ STWATO. Free OwO fwom >w< the >w< bondage :33 you are :33 in, >_> Messawa: 
^.^ The conquerors ^w^ can but uWu make a ^w^ fiwe :3 of xDD him; 
:3 Fow x3 Bwutus :3 onwy UwU ovewcame ^w^ himsewf, 
And xDD nyo man else hath >_< honyow :3 by ^.^ his ^-^ death. 
LUCILIUS. So x3 Bwutus OwO shouwd >_< be OwO found. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ thee, :33 Bwutus, 
:33 That >w< thou UwU hast ÚwÚ pwoved OwO Wuciwius' saying :3 twue. 
UwU OCTAVIUS. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ that served :33 Bwutus, ^-^ I >w< wiww entertain uWu them. 
uWu Fewwow, OwO wiwt >w< thou >_< bestow thy :3 time xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
^.^ STWATO. x3 Ay, >_> if OwO Messawa >w< wiww ;;w;; pwefew :33 me uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
UwU OCTAVIUS. :3 Do ;;w;; so, ^w^ good OwO Messawa. 
MESSALA. UwU How ;;w;; died >_> my uWu mastew, ^-^ Stwato? 
^.^ STWATO. ^-^ I :3 hewd >w< the ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ and UwU he >w< did run on uWu it. 
MESSALA. ^-^ Octavius, :33 then ^w^ take xDD him uWu to x3 fowwow ÚwÚ thee 
:33 That >w< did >w< the uWu watest UwU sewvice uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ mastew. 
ANTONY. ^.^ This >_> was >w< the noblest UwU Woman :3 of them ÚwÚ aww. 
;;w;; Aww >w< the conspirators, >_< save :3 onwy ÚwÚ he, 
ÚwÚ Did ^w^ that :33 they >w< did ^-^ in >_< envy :3 of >_> gweat >_> Caesaw; 
He x3 onwy, ^-^ in a ^-^ genyewaw uWu honyest :3 thought 
And UwU common ^w^ good uWu to >w< aww, uWu made >w< onye :3 of uWu them. 
:33 His OwO wife >_> was gentle, ^-^ and >w< the elements 
So xDD mix'd ^-^ in xDD him ^w^ that Nature :33 might >_< stand :3 up 
And say uWu to ;;w;; aww >w< the world, ^.^ "This >_> was a :3 man!" 
UwU OCTAVIUS. ^-^ Accowding uWu to ^.^ his virtue let uWu us ÚwÚ use xDD him 
With ;;w;; aww ^w^ wespect ^-^ and x3 wites :3 of :3 buwiaw. 
;;w;; Within >_> my >w< tent ^.^ his x3 bonyes ^w^ tonyight >_< shaww lie, 
uWu Most OwO wike a ^.^ sowdiew, ordered UwU honyowabwy. 
So UwU caww >w< the field uWu to rest, ^-^ and let's uWu away, 
>_< To ^.^ pawt >w< the glories :3 of ^w^ this happy ;;w;; day. x3 Exeunt. 


>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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:33 1606 


>w< THE TRAGEDY UwU OF UwU KING LEAR 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 




^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

>_< Weaw, OwO King :3 of >w< Bwitain. 
OwO King :3 of >_< Fwance. 
xDD Duke :3 of x3 Buwgundy. 
xDD Duke :3 of Cornwall. 
xDD Duke :3 of Albany. 
uWu Eaww :3 of uWu Kent. 
uWu Eaww :3 of Gloucester. 
ÚwÚ Edgaw, ^-^ son :3 of Gloucester. 
uWu Edmund, ^w^ bastawd ^-^ son uWu to Gloucester. 
>_> Cuwan, a courtier. 
Old >_< Man, ^.^ tenyant uWu to Gloucester. 
x3 Doctow. 
>_> Weaw's ;;w;; Foow. 
Oswald, >_> stewawd uWu to xDD Gonyewiw. 
xDD A ;;w;; Captain ^.^ undew >_< Edmund's :3 command. 
x3 Gentwemen. 
xDD A :33 Hewawd. 
Servants uWu to Cornwall. 

>_> Gonyewiw, uWu daughtew uWu to >w< Weaw. 
uWu Wegan, uWu daughtew uWu to >w< Weaw. 
^.^ Cowdewia, uWu daughtew uWu to >w< Weaw. 

ÚwÚ Knyights attending on >_< Weaw, ^w^ Officews, Messengers, :3 Sowdiews, 
ÚwÚ Attendants. 




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>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
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UwU Scenye: >_< - >w< Bwitain. 


>_< ACT xDD I. Scenye xDD I. 
>_> [King >_> Weaw's ^-^ Pawace.] 

^-^ Entew :3 Kent, :3 Gwoucestew, ^-^ and Edmund. ^-^ [Kent ^-^ and ;;w;; Gwouceste x3 convewse. 
>_< Edmund ^.^ stands uWu back.] 

uWu Kent. ^-^ I :3 thought >w< the OwO King ^w^ had :33 mowe ^w^ affected >w< the xDD Duke :3 of Albany than 
Cornwall. 
^-^ Gwou. >_> It >w< did uWu awways seem ;;w;; so uWu to x3 us; but uWu nyow, ^-^ in >w< the division :3 of >w< the 
>w< kingdom, it ;;w;; appeaws UwU nyot xDD which :3 of >w< the ;;w;; Dukes UwU he ;;w;; vawues UwU most, for 
:3 equawities are ;;w;; so weigh'd ^w^ that >_> cuwiosity ^-^ in ^w^ nyeithew ^w^ can uWu make 
:33 choice :3 of xDD eithew's x3 moiety. 
uWu Kent. Is UwU nyot ^w^ this ^-^ youw son, >_> my >_> wowd? 
^-^ Gwou. :33 His breeding, sir, hath OwO been :3 at >_> my :33 chawge. ^-^ I have ;;w;; so x3 often 
:3 bwush'd uWu to :3 acknyowwedge xDD him ^w^ that now ^-^ I am >_< bwaz'd to't. 
uWu Kent. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ conceive ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ Gwou. x3 Siw, ^w^ this xDD young :3 fewwow's mother could; ÚwÚ wheweupon she OwO gwew 
:3 wound-womb'd, ^-^ and ^w^ had UwU indeed, sir, a ^-^ son for ;;w;; hew ^-^ cwadwe ^-^ ewe she 
^w^ had a :3 husband for ;;w;; hew bed. :3 Do :33 you x3 smeww a xDD fauwt? 
uWu Kent. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot :33 wish >w< the x3 fauwt undone, >w< the ^.^ issue :3 of it being ;;w;; so 
>_> pwopew. 
^-^ Gwou. xDD But ^-^ I uWu have, sir, a ^-^ son :3 by UwU owdew :3 of uWu waw, ÚwÚ some :33 yeaw >_> ewdew than 
^w^ this, ;;w;; who yet is xDD nyo dearer ^-^ in >_> my xDD account. OwO Though ^w^ this ÚwÚ knyave came 
x3 something x3 sauciwy uWu into >w< the UwU wowwd :33 befowe UwU he >_> was >_> sent ^-^ fow, yet >_> was 
^.^ his mother x3 faiw, >w< thewe >_> was ^w^ good >_> spowt :3 at ^.^ his making, ^-^ and >w< the 
OwO whoweson must >_< be :33 acknyowwedged.- :3 Do :33 you >_< knyow ^w^ this ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ gentweman, 
OwO Edmund? 
ÚwÚ Edm. [comes >_> fowwawd] x3 Nyo, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ Gwou. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of uWu Kent. :3 Wemembew xDD him hereafter ÚwÚ as >_> my >w< honyouwabwe 
OwO fwiend. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ My ÚwÚ sewvices uWu to ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. 
uWu Kent. ^-^ I must :33 wove ^.^ you, ^-^ and >_< sue uWu to >_< knyow :33 you better. 
ÚwÚ Edm. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >_< shaww study deserving. 
^-^ Gwou. He hath OwO been :33 out UwU nyinye OwO yeaws, ^-^ and xDD away UwU he >_< shaww again. 
^.^ Sound a OwO sennyet. 
^.^ The OwO King is coming. 

^-^ Entew >w< onye ÚwÚ beawing a :33 cowonyet; :33 then ÚwÚ Weaw; :33 then >w< the ;;w;; Dukes :3 of 
Albany ^-^ and ;;w;; Cownwaww; xDD nyext, >_> Gonyewiw, uWu Wegan, ^.^ Cowdewia, xDD with 
UwU Fowwowews. 

>w< Weaw. OwO Attend >w< the ÚwÚ wowds :3 of >_< Fwance ^-^ and Burgundy, Gloucester. 
^-^ Gwou. ^-^ I UwU shaww, >_> my OwO wiege. 
Exeunt ^-^ [Gwoucestew ^-^ and Edmund]. 
>w< Weaw. >w< Meantime ;;w;; we >_< shaww OwO expwess x3 ouw ^.^ dawkew ÚwÚ puwpose. 
^w^ Give :33 me >w< the >w< map >w< thewe. x3 Knyow ;;w;; we have divided 
^.^ In xDD thwee x3 ouw kingdom; ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis x3 ouw fast intent 
>_< To shake ;;w;; aww ^.^ cawes ^-^ and business OwO fwom x3 ouw :3 age, 
OwO Confewwing them on ÚwÚ youngew x3 stwengths :33 whiwe ;;w;; we 
ÚwÚ Unbuwthen'd crawl ^.^ towawd ^-^ death. >_< Ouw ^-^ son :3 of xDD Cownwaww, 
And ^.^ you, x3 ouw xDD nyo less >_> woving ^-^ son :3 of >_> Awbany, 
OwO We have ^w^ this hour a ;;w;; constant >w< wiww uWu to ^.^ pubwish 
>_< Ouw daughters' ;;w;; sevewaw UwU dowews, ^w^ that xDD futuwe ;;w;; stwife 
:3 May >_< be ^-^ pwevented UwU nyow. ^.^ The >_< pwinces, >_< Fwance ^-^ and Burgundy, 
Great x3 wivaws ^-^ in x3 ouw youngest UwU daughtew's love, 
:33 Wong ^-^ in x3 ouw >w< couwt have uWu made their amorous >w< sojouwn, 
And ÚwÚ hewe are uWu to >_< be answer'd. Tell me, >_> my daughters 
>_> (Since now ;;w;; we >w< wiww OwO divest uWu us x3 both :3 of rule, 
^-^ Intewest :3 of xDD tewwitowy, ^.^ cawes :3 of ^-^ state), 
Which :3 of :33 you >_< shaww ;;w;; we say x3 doth :33 wove uWu us UwU most? 
:33 That ;;w;; we x3 ouw largest xDD bounty ^w^ may :3 extend 
;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; nyatuwe x3 doth xDD with UwU mewit ^w^ chawwenge. >_> Gonyewiw, 
>_< Ouw eldest-born, UwU speak first. 
>w< Gon. x3 Siw, ^-^ I :33 wove :33 you :33 mowe than >_> wowds ^w^ can ÚwÚ wiewd >w< the matter; 
:33 Deawew than :33 eyesight, ^w^ space, ^-^ and UwU wibewty; 
:3 Beyond what ^w^ can >_< be ;;w;; vawued, rich >w< ow ÚwÚ wawe; 
:33 Nyo less than >_< wife, xDD with ;;w;; gwace, ;;w;; heawth, OwO beauty, ^.^ honyouw; 
:33 As ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as UwU chiwd e'er lov'd, >w< ow father >_< found; 
xDD A :33 wove ^w^ that ^-^ makes >_< bweath poor, ^-^ and >_> speech unable. 
:3 Beyond ;;w;; aww >w< mannyew :3 of ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ Cow. ÚwÚ [aside] :3 What >_< shaww uWu Cowdewia ^.^ speak? OwO Wove, ^-^ and >_< be :33 siwent. 
>w< Weaw. Of ;;w;; aww uWu these ^.^ bounds, uWu even OwO fwom ^w^ this x3 winye uWu to ^w^ this, 
With ^w^ shadowy forests ^-^ and xDD with ^.^ champains uWu wich'd, 
With >_> pwenteous >w< wivews ^-^ and wide-skirted ;;w;; meads, 
OwO We uWu make ÚwÚ thee OwO wady. >_< To ^w^ thinye ^-^ and Albany's ^.^ issue 
;;w;; Be ^w^ this UwU pewpetuaw.- :3 What x3 says x3 ouw ;;w;; second ;;w;; daughtew, 
>_< Ouw x3 deawest uWu Wegan, uWu wife uWu to UwU Cownwaww? Speak. 
ÚwÚ Weg. x3 Siw, ^-^ I am uWu made 
Of >w< the :33 sewfsame ^w^ metaw ^w^ that >_> my ;;w;; sistew UwU is, 
And prize :33 me :3 at ;;w;; hew ;;w;; wowth. ^.^ In >_> my OwO twue :33 heawt 
^-^ I find she ;;w;; nyames >_> my :3 vewy deed :3 of love; 
^w^ Onwy she ÚwÚ comes x3 too ^-^ showt, ^w^ that ^-^ I profess 
:3 Mysewf :3 an enemy uWu to ;;w;; aww x3 othew x3 joys 
Which >w< the :3 most ;;w;; pwecious uWu squawe :3 of sense possesses, 
And find ^-^ I am OwO awonye >_> fewicitate 
^.^ In ^-^ youw dear ^-^ Highnyess' :3 wove. 
^-^ Cow. ÚwÚ [aside] UwU Then x3 poow uWu Cowdewia! 
And yet UwU nyot uWu so; >_> since ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe >_> my love's 
x3 Mowe uWu wichew than >_> my ;;w;; tongue. 
>w< Weaw. >_< To ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and ^w^ thinye OwO heweditawy ^-^ evew 
>_< Wemain ^w^ this ample ^.^ thiwd :3 of x3 ouw ^.^ faiw >w< kingdom, 
:33 Nyo less ^-^ in ^w^ space, OwO vawidity, ^-^ and pleasure 
uWu Than ^w^ that OwO confeww'd on Goneril.- xDD Nyow, x3 ouw joy, 
Although >w< the ^-^ wast, UwU nyot >w< weast; uWu to :3 whose xDD young :33 wove 
^.^ The xDD vinyes :3 of >_< Fwance ^-^ and UwU miwk :3 of ^w^ Buwgundy 
Strive uWu to >_< be interest; what ^w^ can :33 you say uWu to draw 
xDD A ^.^ thiwd :33 mowe ^.^ opuwent than ^-^ youw uWu sistews? Speak. 
^-^ Cow. >w< Nyothing, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>w< Weaw. Nothing? 
^-^ Cow. Nothing. 
>w< Weaw. Nothing ^w^ can come :3 of >w< nyothing. OwO Speak again. 
^-^ Cow. >w< Unhappy ^w^ that ^-^ I am, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot :3 heave 
^w^ My :33 heawt uWu into >_> my UwU mouth. ^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ youw >_> Majesty 
^-^ Accowding uWu to >_> my uWu bond; xDD nyo :33 mowe >_< nyow xDD wess. 
>w< Weaw. >w< How, xDD how, ;;w;; Cowdewia? ^-^ Mend ^-^ youw >_> speech a OwO wittwe, 
ÚwÚ West it ^w^ may :3 maw ^-^ youw >_> fowtunyes. 
^-^ Cow. Good >_> my lord, 
You have begot me, uWu bwed me, :3 wov'd x3 me; ^-^ I 
^-^ Wetuwn those >_< duties >_< back ÚwÚ as are >w< wight >_< fit, 
UwU Obey ^.^ you, :33 wove ^.^ you, ^-^ and :3 most >w< honyouw ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ Why have >_> my x3 sistews ^-^ husbands, >_> if :33 they say 
xDD They :33 wove :33 you all? Haply, uWu when ^-^ I >_< shaww ÚwÚ wed, 
:33 That lord :3 whose UwU hand must ^w^ take >_> my OwO pwight >_< shaww x3 cawwy 
^w^ Hawf >_> my :33 wove xDD with :3 him, :3 hawf >_> my OwO cawe ^-^ and ^w^ duty. 
:33 Suwe ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyevew >w< mawwy OwO wike >_> my sisters, 
>_< To :33 wove >_> my father ÚwÚ aww. 
>w< Weaw. xDD But :3 goes thy :33 heawt xDD with xDD this? 
^-^ Cow. x3 Ay, ^w^ good >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>w< Weaw. So ;;w;; young, ^-^ and ;;w;; so untender? 
^-^ Cow. So ;;w;; young, >_> my lord, ^-^ and :3 twue. 
>w< Weaw. Let it >_< be so! thy >_> twuth :33 then >_< be thy xDD dowew! 
^.^ Fow, :3 by >w< the ^.^ sacwed :3 wadiance :3 of >w< the sun, 
^.^ The mysteries :3 of ÚwÚ Hecate ^-^ and >w< the night; 
By ;;w;; aww >w< the ÚwÚ opewation :3 of >w< the :3 owbs 
^w^ Fwom whom ;;w;; we do :3 exist ^-^ and cease uWu to x3 be; 
uWu Hewe ^-^ I >_< discwaim ;;w;; aww >_> my >_> patewnyaw ^-^ cawe, 
^w^ Pwopinquity ^-^ and uWu pwopewty :3 of uWu bwood, 
And ÚwÚ as a stranger uWu to >_> my :33 heawt ^-^ and :33 me 
x3 Howd ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom ^w^ this for >w< evew. ^.^ The uWu bawbawous >_< Scythian, 
>_> Ow UwU he ^w^ that ^-^ makes ^.^ his :33 genyewation x3 messes 
>_< To gorge ^.^ his ;;w;; appetite, >_< shaww uWu to >_> my bosom 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww neighbour'd, pitied, ^-^ and reliev'd, 
:33 As >w< thou >_> my x3 sometime ;;w;; daughtew. 
uWu Kent. Good >_> my xDD wiege- 
>w< Weaw. ^w^ Peace, UwU Kent! 
^w^ Come UwU nyot between >w< the ^-^ dwagon ^-^ and ^.^ his wrath. 
^-^ I :3 wov'd ;;w;; hew UwU most, ^-^ and :3 thought uWu to ^w^ set >_> my :33 west 
:3 On ;;w;; hew uWu kind >_> nyuwsewy.- ^.^ Hence ^-^ and ^.^ avoid >_> my ^.^ sight!- 
So >_< be >_> my grave >_> my peace ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I >w< give 
ÚwÚ Hew >_> fathew's :33 heawt OwO fwom ^w^ hew! x3 Caww UwU Fwance! >_< Who xDD stiws? 
x3 Caww uWu Buwgundy! xDD Cownwaww ^-^ and >_> Awbany, 
With >_> my x3 two daughters' ÚwÚ dowews xDD digest ^w^ this third; 
Let :33 pwide, xDD which she >w< cawws plainness, >w< mawwy x3 hew. 
^-^ I do xDD invest :33 you jointly ^-^ in >_> my :33 powew, 
;;w;; Pweeminyence, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the uWu wawge ^-^ effects 
:33 That :33 twoop xDD with majesty. :33 Ouwsewf, :3 by >_> monthwy ^w^ couwse, 
With >_> wesewvation :3 of :3 an x3 hundwed >_< knyights, 
By :33 you uWu to >_< be sustain'd, >_< shaww x3 ouw abode 
Make xDD with :33 you :3 by UwU due >w< tuwns. ^w^ Onwy ;;w;; we OwO stiww :3 wetain 
^.^ The ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >_> th' :3 additions uWu to a ^w^ king. ^.^ The UwU sway, 
:33 Wevenyue, UwU execution :3 of >w< the rest, 
>_> Bewoved :3 sons, >_< be >_< youws; xDD which uWu to ;;w;; confiwm, 
^.^ This ^w^ cowonyet ^.^ pawt ÚwÚ betwixt ÚwÚ you. 
uWu Kent. uWu Woyaw >_< Weaw, 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I have ^-^ evew ÚwÚ honyouw'd ÚwÚ as >_> my uWu king, 
x3 Wov'd ÚwÚ as >_> my ^-^ fathew, ÚwÚ as >_> my ^w^ mastew x3 fowwow'd, 
:33 As >_> my >_> gweat >w< patwon :3 thought on ^-^ in >_> my prayers- 
>w< Weaw. ^.^ The bow is bent ^-^ and drawn; uWu make OwO fwom >w< the :33 shaft. 
uWu Kent. Let it x3 faww ^w^ wathew, though >w< the ^-^ fowk x3 invade 
^.^ The UwU wegion :3 of >_> my >_< heawt! ;;w;; Be ^w^ Kent unmannerly 
When >_< Weaw is x3 mad. :3 What wouldst >w< thou ÚwÚ do, old man? 
^-^ Think'st >w< thou ^w^ that >_> duty >_< shaww have x3 dwead uWu to UwU speak 
When ÚwÚ powew uWu to ;;w;; fwattewy bows? >_< To ^.^ pwainnyess honour's ^.^ bound 
When uWu majesty ;;w;; fawws uWu to folly. Reverse thy >_> doom; 
And ^-^ in thy uWu best >_> considewation check 
^.^ This hideous :3 washnyess. :33 Answew >_> my OwO wife >_> my judgment, 
>w< Thy youngest uWu daughtew does UwU nyot :33 wove ÚwÚ thee least, 
>_> Nyow are those ÚwÚ empty-heawted :3 whose >w< wow sound 
:3 Wevewbs xDD nyo OwO howwownyess. 
>w< Weaw. :3 Kent, on thy >_< wife, xDD nyo UwU mowe! 
uWu Kent. ^w^ My OwO wife ^-^ I UwU nyevew :3 hewd but ÚwÚ as a :33 pawn 
>_< To wage ÚwÚ against ^w^ thinye enemies; >_< nyow ^w^ feaw uWu to ;;w;; wose ^w^ it, 
>w< Thy ^w^ safety being >w< the :33 motive. 
>w< Weaw. >_> Out :3 of >_> my ^.^ sight! 
uWu Kent. ÚwÚ See better, >_< Weaw, ^-^ and let :33 me OwO stiww UwU wemain 
^.^ The OwO twue ^-^ bwank :3 of ^w^ thinye >w< eye. 
>w< Weaw. :3 Nyow :3 by ;;w;; Apowwo- 
uWu Kent. :3 Nyow :3 by xDD Apowwo, :3 King, 
Thou x3 sweaw'st thy UwU gods ^-^ in x3 vain. 
>w< Weaw. O OwO vassaw! uWu miscweant! 
>_> [Ways ^.^ his UwU hand on ^.^ his UwU swowd.] 
uWu Awb., ^.^ Cown. ^-^ Deaw sir, xDD fowbeaw! 
uWu Kent. :3 Do! 
Kill thy ÚwÚ physician, ^-^ and >w< the >_< fee >_< bestow 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ÚwÚ fouw UwU disease. OwO Wevoke thy ^.^ gift, 
^w^ Ow, whilst ^-^ I ^w^ can vent UwU cwamouw OwO fwom >_> my ;;w;; thwoat, 
>_< I'ww tell ÚwÚ thee >w< thou dost evil. 
>w< Weaw. Hear me, OwO wecweant! 
:3 On ^w^ thinye OwO awwegiance, >_> heaw me! 
;;w;; Since >w< thou UwU hast sought uWu to uWu make uWu us x3 bweak x3 ouw xDD vow- 
Which ;;w;; we durst UwU nyevew ^.^ yet- ^-^ and xDD with strain'd ^-^ pwide 
>_< To come between x3 ouw x3 sentence ^-^ and x3 ouw ;;w;; powew,- 
Which >_< nyow x3 ouw ;;w;; nyatuwe >_< nyow x3 ouw :3 pwace ^w^ can bear,- 
>_< Ouw ^w^ potency uWu made ^.^ good, ^w^ take thy reward. 
x3 Five ^-^ days ;;w;; we do OwO awwot ÚwÚ thee for xDD pwovision 
>_< To >_< shiewd ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom >w< diseases :3 of >w< the world, 
And on >w< the sixth uWu to ^w^ tuwn thy hated >_< back 
ÚwÚ Upon x3 ouw kingdom. If, on >w< the uWu tenth x3 day following, 
>w< Thy ÚwÚ banyish'd ^-^ twunk >_< be x3 found ^-^ in x3 ouw :33 dominyions, 
^.^ The ^w^ moment is thy ^-^ death. ;;w;; Away! By ^w^ Jupitew, 
^.^ This >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be revok'd. 
uWu Kent. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee UwU weww, UwU King. ;;w;; Since UwU thus >w< thou OwO wiwt :33 appeaw, 
Freedom xDD wives OwO hence, ^-^ and banishment is uWu hewe. 
^w^ [To >_> Cowdewia] ^.^ The UwU gods uWu to their dear uWu shewtew ^w^ take ^-^ thee, >_> maid, 
:33 That justly think'st ^-^ and UwU hast :3 most UwU wightwy said! 
^w^ [To OwO Wegan ^-^ and >_> Gonyewiw] And ^-^ youw uWu wawge >_> speeches ^w^ may ^-^ youw deeds 
:33 appwove, 
:33 That ^w^ good ^-^ effects ^w^ may ;;w;; spwing OwO fwom >_> wowds :3 of :3 wove. 
Thus :3 Kent, O >_< pwinces, ^.^ bids :33 you ;;w;; aww :33 adieu; 
;;w;; He'ww shape ^.^ his old ÚwÚ couwse ^-^ in a xDD countwy x3 nyew. 
Exit. 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew :3 Gwoucestew, xDD with >_< Fwance ^-^ and Burgundy; ÚwÚ Attendants. 

^-^ Gwou. Here's >_< Fwance ^-^ and Burgundy, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ wowd. 
>w< Weaw. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of Burgundy, 
OwO We >_> fiwst xDD addwess ^.^ towawd ^.^ you, ;;w;; who xDD with ^w^ this :33 king 
uWu Hath >w< wivaww'd for x3 ouw ;;w;; daughtew. :3 What ^-^ in >w< the least 
Will :33 you require ^-^ in present ;;w;; dowew xDD with >w< hew, 
>_> Ow cease ^-^ youw quest :3 of >w< wove? 
:33 Buw. uWu Most ;;w;; woyaw Majesty, 
^-^ I xDD cwave xDD nyo :33 mowe than hath ^-^ youw Highness xDD offew'd, 
>_> Nyow >w< wiww :33 you tender xDD wess. 
>w< Weaw. Right ^-^ nyobwe Burgundy, 
When she >_> was dear uWu to us, ;;w;; we >w< did hold ;;w;; hew uWu so; 
xDD But now ;;w;; hew ^.^ pwice is ^.^ faww'n. x3 Siw, >w< thewe she ;;w;; stands. 
UwU If :3 aught >_> within ^w^ that ^-^ wittwe seeming :3 substance, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; aww :3 of ^w^ it, xDD with x3 ouw ;;w;; dispweasuwe ^.^ piec'd, 
And OwO nyothing ^-^ mowe, ^w^ may >_> fitwy OwO wike ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, 
>_< She's there, ^-^ and she is >w< youws. 
:33 Buw. ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD nyo answer. 
>w< Weaw. Will ^.^ you, xDD with those ^-^ infiwmities she >_< owes, 
;;w;; Unfwiended, xDD nyew adopted uWu to x3 ouw hate, 
x3 Dow'w'd xDD with x3 ouw ^w^ cuwse, ^-^ and OwO stwangew'd xDD with x3 ouw xDD oath, 
Take >w< hew, >w< ow uWu weave :33 hew? 
:33 Buw. UwU Pawdon me, ;;w;; woyaw ^-^ siw. 
UwU Ewection ^-^ makes UwU nyot :3 up on >_< such :3 conditions. 
>w< Weaw. UwU Then uWu weave >w< hew, sir; ^-^ fow, :3 by >w< the x3 pow'w ^w^ that uWu made me, 
^-^ I tell :33 you ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew OwO weawth. ^w^ [To ^-^ Fwance] :3 Fow ^.^ you, >_> gweat :3 King, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot OwO fwom ^-^ youw :33 wove uWu make >_< such a ^w^ stway 
>_< To ^.^ match :33 you >w< whewe ^-^ I ^w^ hate; x3 thewefowe uWu beseech :33 you 
>_> T' avert ^-^ youw UwU wiking a :33 mowe :33 wowthiew x3 way 
uWu Than on a UwU wwetch whom ;;w;; nyatuwe is >_> asham'd 
>_> Awmost uWu t' :3 acknyowwedge uWu hews. 
>_< Fwance. ^.^ This is :3 most >_< stwange, 
:33 That she ^w^ that uWu even but now >_> was ^-^ youw uWu best ^w^ object, 
^.^ The argument :3 of ^-^ youw UwU pwaise, ÚwÚ bawm :3 of ^-^ youw :3 age, 
uWu Most best, :3 most ^.^ deawest, OwO shouwd ^-^ in ^w^ this x3 twice :3 of :3 time 
Commit a >_> thing ;;w;; so monstrous uWu to x3 dismantwe 
So uWu many >w< fowds :3 of :33 favouw. :33 Suwe ;;w;; hew uWu offence 
ÚwÚ Must >_< be :3 of >_< such unnatural ^w^ degwee 
:33 That monsters ^w^ it, >w< ow ^-^ youw fore-vouch'd UwU affection 
^w^ Faww'n uWu into xDD taint; xDD which uWu to xDD bewieve :3 of ;;w;; hew 
ÚwÚ Must >_< be a faith ^w^ that :3 weason :33 without UwU miwacwe 
^.^ Shouwd UwU nyevew UwU pwant ^-^ in >w< me. 
^-^ Cow. ^-^ I yet uWu beseech ^-^ youw Majesty, 
UwU If for ^-^ I >_< want ^w^ that uWu gwib ^-^ and ^-^ oiwy UwU awt 
>_< To UwU speak ^-^ and OwO puwpose not, >_> since what ^-^ I ^w^ weww OwO intend, 
>_< I'ww do't :33 befowe ^-^ I ^w^ speak- ^w^ that :33 you uWu make known 
>_> It is xDD nyo x3 vicious blot, UwU muwthew, >w< ow xDD fouwnyess, 
:33 Nyo >w< unchaste action >w< ow :33 dishonyouwed :3 step, 
:33 That hath ;;w;; depwiv'd :33 me :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ gwace ^-^ and :3 favouw; 
xDD But uWu even for >_< want :3 of ^w^ that for xDD which ^-^ I am richer- 
xDD A :3 stiww-sowiciting ^-^ eye, ^-^ and >_< such a tongue 
:33 As ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad ^-^ I have not, though UwU nyot uWu to have it 
uWu Hath :33 wost :33 me ^-^ in ^-^ youw liking. 
>w< Weaw. >_> Bettew >w< thou 
>_< Hadst UwU nyot OwO been >w< bown than UwU nyot uWu t' have pleas'd :33 me better. 
>_< Fwance. Is it but this- a tardiness ^-^ in ;;w;; nyatuwe 
Which x3 often leaves >w< the :3 histowy xDD unspoke 
:33 That it :33 intends uWu to do? ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of Burgundy, 
:3 What say :33 you uWu to >w< the uWu wady? xDD Wove's UwU nyot :33 wove 
When it is :33 mingwed xDD with >w< wegawds ^w^ that ^.^ stands 
ÚwÚ Awoof OwO fwom >_> th' xDD entiwe >_> point. Will :33 you have :33 hew? 
ÚwÚ She is x3 hewsewf a >_> dowwy. 
:33 Buw. uWu Woyaw >_< Weaw, 
^w^ Give but ^w^ that portion xDD which :33 youwsewf :33 pwopos'd, 
And ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I ^w^ take uWu Cowdewia :3 by >w< the ;;w;; hand, 
>w< Duchess :3 of x3 Buwgundy. 
>w< Weaw. ^-^ Nyothing! ^-^ I have >w< swown; ^-^ I am x3 fiwm. 
:33 Buw. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy :33 then :33 you have ;;w;; so :33 wost a father 
:33 That :33 you must ;;w;; wose a xDD husband. 
^-^ Cow. >_> Peace >_< be xDD with uWu Buwgundy! 
;;w;; Since ^w^ that respects :3 of xDD fowtunye are ^.^ his love, 
^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
>_< Fwance. ;;w;; Faiwest ^.^ Cowdewia, ^w^ that UwU awt :3 most UwU wich, being OwO poow; 
uWu Most UwU choice, forsaken; ^-^ and :3 most lov'd, :3 despis'd! 
^.^ Thee ^-^ and thy virtues ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I seize >_> upon. 
;;w;; Be it x3 wawfuw ^-^ I ^w^ take :3 up what's ÚwÚ cast uWu away. 
Gods, UwU gods! ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ stwange ^w^ that OwO fwom their >_> cowd'st neglect 
^w^ My :33 wove OwO shouwd ÚwÚ kindwe uWu to inflam'd xDD wespect. 
>w< Thy :3 dow'wwess ;;w;; daughtew, :3 King, thrown uWu to >_> my UwU chance, 
Is :3 queen :3 of us, :3 of UwU ouws, ^-^ and x3 ouw ^.^ faiw >_< Fwance. 
uWu Nyot ;;w;; aww >w< the dukes ^-^ in wat'rish ^w^ Buwgundy 
>_> Can :3 buy ^w^ this uWu unpwiz'd ;;w;; pwecious ÚwÚ maid :3 of >w< me. 
OwO Bid them >w< faweweww, ^.^ Cowdewia, though UwU unkind. 
Thou >w< wosest ;;w;; hewe, a xDD bettew >w< whewe uWu to >w< find. 
>w< Weaw. Thou UwU hast >w< hew, France; let ;;w;; hew >_< be ÚwÚ thinye; for ;;w;; we 
>_< Have xDD nyo >_< such ;;w;; daughtew, >_< nyow >_< shaww ^-^ evew see 
:33 That UwU face :3 of :33 hews again. Therefore >_< be ^w^ gonye 
>_< Without x3 ouw ;;w;; gwace, x3 ouw love, x3 ouw benison. 
uWu Come, ^-^ nyobwe x3 Buwgundy. 
xDD Fwouwish. Exeunt >_< Weaw, Burgundy, >_< [Cownwaww, >_> Awbany, 
:3 Gwoucestew, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants]. 
>_< Fwance. OwO Bid >_< faweweww uWu to ^-^ youw ^w^ sistews. 
^-^ Cow. ^.^ The >_> jewews :3 of x3 ouw ^-^ fathew, xDD with >_< wash'd ^.^ eyes 
uWu Cowdewia leaves ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you what :33 you are; 
And, OwO wike a ^w^ sistew, am :3 most ^-^ woath uWu to UwU caww 
;;w;; Youw xDD fauwts ÚwÚ as :33 they are nam'd. >_> Use ^w^ weww x3 ouw :33 fathew. 
>_< To ^-^ youw professed xDD bosoms ^-^ I OwO commit xDD him; 
xDD But yet, alas, >w< stood ^-^ I >_> within ^.^ his ;;w;; gwace, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ;;w;; pwefew xDD him uWu to a xDD bettew :3 pwace! 
So >_< faweweww uWu to :33 you ^.^ both. 
>w< Gon. uWu Pwescwibe UwU nyot uWu us x3 ouw duties. 
ÚwÚ Weg. Let ^-^ youw study 
;;w;; Be uWu to ÚwÚ content ^-^ youw lord, ;;w;; who hath >_> weceiv'd :33 you 
x3 At fortune's ;;w;; awms. You have ÚwÚ obedience ;;w;; scanted, 
And ^w^ weww are worth >w< the >_< want ^w^ that :33 you have xDD wanted. 
^-^ Cow. ÚwÚ Time >_< shaww :3 unfowd what x3 pwighted cunning ÚwÚ hides. 
>_< Who cover :3 fauwts, :3 at last OwO shame them >_< dewides. 
ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ may :33 you prosper! 
>_< Fwance. uWu Come, >_> my ^.^ faiw Cordelia. 
Exeunt >_< Fwance ^-^ and Cordelia. 
>w< Gon. :3 Sistew, it is UwU nyot ^-^ wittwe ^-^ I have uWu to say :3 of what :3 most :33 nyeawwy 
>w< appewtains uWu to uWu us ^.^ both. ^-^ I xDD think x3 ouw father >w< wiww hence xDD to-nyight. 
ÚwÚ Weg. xDD That's :3 most >_< cewtain, ^-^ and xDD with you; UwU nyext >_> month xDD with :33 us. 
>w< Gon. You see how full :3 of ^w^ changes ^.^ his age ^.^ is. ^.^ The observation ;;w;; we 
have uWu made :3 of it hath UwU nyot OwO been little. He uWu awways :3 wov'd x3 ouw 
;;w;; sistew UwU most, ^-^ and xDD with what x3 poow xDD judgment UwU he hath now ÚwÚ cast ;;w;; hew 
off ;;w;; appeaws x3 too grossly. 
ÚwÚ Weg. 'Tis >w< the OwO infiwmity :3 of ^.^ his >_> age; yet UwU he hath ^-^ evew but xDD swendewwy 
known ^.^ himsewf. 
>w< Gon. ^.^ The uWu best ^-^ and ^.^ soundest :3 of ^.^ his :3 time hath OwO been but uWu wash; :33 then 
must ;;w;; we >w< wook uWu to >_> weceive OwO fwom ^.^ his :3 age, UwU nyot OwO awonye >w< the 
imperfections :3 of x3 wong-ingwaffed ^.^ condition, but ^w^ thewewithaw 
>w< the unruly xDD waywawdnyess ^w^ that infirm ^-^ and choleric xDD yeaws >_< bwing xDD with 
uWu them. 
ÚwÚ Weg. >_> Such uWu unconstant ÚwÚ stawts are ;;w;; we OwO wike uWu to have OwO fwom xDD him ÚwÚ as ^w^ this 
:3 of ÚwÚ Kent's >_> banyishment. 
>w< Gon. ;;w;; Thewe is further ^w^ compwiment :3 of :3 weave-taking between >_< Fwance ^-^ and 
^-^ him. xDD Pway :33 you let's OwO hit together. UwU If x3 ouw father x3 cawwy ^w^ authowity 
xDD with >_< such uWu dispositions ÚwÚ as UwU he bears, ^w^ this last surrender :3 of ^.^ his 
>w< wiww but ^w^ offend :33 us. 
ÚwÚ Weg. OwO We >_< shaww further xDD think on't. 
>w< Gon. OwO We must do ;;w;; something, ^-^ and ^.^ i' >_> th' heat. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< II. 
^.^ The uWu Eaww :3 of ^.^ Gwoucestew's >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; [Edmund ÚwÚ the] >_> Bastawd solus, >_> [with a letter]. 

ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ Thou, Nature, UwU awt >_> my goddess; uWu to thy :3 waw 
^w^ My ÚwÚ sewvices are bound. ^.^ Whewefowe OwO shouwd ^-^ I 
:33 Stand ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ pwague :3 of :3 custom, ^-^ and :3 pewmit 
^.^ The >_> cuwiosity :3 of nations uWu to ÚwÚ depwive me, 
:3 Fow ^w^ that ^-^ I am ÚwÚ some xDD twewve >w< ow UwU fouwteen ^w^ moonshinyes 
Lag :3 of a brother? ^.^ Why ^-^ bastawd? wherefore UwU base? 
When >_> my >_> dimensions are ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww OwO compact, 
^w^ My ;;w;; mind ÚwÚ as generous, ^-^ and >_> my shape ÚwÚ as ;;w;; twue, 
:33 As uWu honyest ;;w;; madam's issue? ^.^ Why UwU bwand :33 they uWu us 
With UwU base? xDD with ÚwÚ basenyess? ^w^ bastawdy? uWu base, UwU base? 
^-^ Who, ^-^ in >w< the lusty xDD steawth :3 of UwU nyatuwe, ^w^ take 
x3 Mowe OwO composition ^-^ and :3 fiewce ^-^ quawity 
uWu Than x3 doth, >_> within a ^.^ duww, x3 stawe, ^.^ tiwed UwU bed, 
:3 Go uWu to >_> th' >_> cweating a uWu whowe tribe :3 of >_> fops 
:33 Got >w< 'tween :3 asweep ^-^ and :33 wake? ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, 
xDD Wegitimate ÚwÚ Edgaw, ^-^ I must have ^-^ youw >_< wand. 
>_< Ouw >_> fathew's :33 wove is uWu to >w< the ^w^ bastawd >_< Edmund 
:33 As uWu to >_> th' ^w^ wegitimate. Fine :33 wowd- uWu 'wegitimate'! 
xDD Weww, >_> my ^.^ wegitimate, >_> if ^w^ this letter x3 speed, 
And >_> my :3 invention ÚwÚ thwive, >_< Edmund >w< the base 
ÚwÚ Shaww OwO top >_> th' ^w^ wegitimate. ^-^ I UwU gwow; ^-^ I :3 pwospew. 
xDD Nyow, gods, >_< stand :3 up for ^w^ bastawds! 

^-^ Entew Gloucester. 

^-^ Gwou. ^w^ Kent ÚwÚ banyish'd uWu thus? ^-^ and >_< Fwance ^-^ in choler parted? 
And >w< the OwO King ^w^ gonye ÚwÚ to-nyight? OwO subscwib'd ^.^ his pow'r? 
>_> Confin'd uWu to exhibition? ;;w;; Aww ^w^ this ^w^ donye 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ÚwÚ gad? uWu Edmund, how OwO nyow? :3 What OwO nyews? 
ÚwÚ Edm. So UwU pwease ^-^ youw lordship, x3 nyonye. 
:33 [Puts :3 up >w< the uWu wettew.] 
^-^ Gwou. ^.^ Why ;;w;; so >w< eawnyestwy >w< seek :33 you uWu to put :3 up ^w^ that letter? 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD nyo OwO nyews, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ Gwou. :3 What paper were :33 you ^-^ weading? 
ÚwÚ Edm. >w< Nyothing, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ Gwou. No? :3 What x3 nyeeded :33 then ^w^ that terrible ÚwÚ dispatch :3 of it uWu into ^-^ youw 
xDD pocket? ^.^ The ^-^ quawity :3 of OwO nyothing hath UwU nyot >_< such need uWu to xDD hide 
^-^ itsewf. xDD Wet's >_> see. uWu Come, >_> if it >_< be ;;w;; nyothing, ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyot need 
>_> spectacwes. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, sir, >w< pawdon >w< me. >_> It is a letter OwO fwom >_> my brother 
^w^ that ^-^ I have UwU nyot ;;w;; aww ;;w;; o'ew-wead; ^-^ and for ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have 
ÚwÚ pewus'd, ^-^ I find it UwU nyot >w< fit for ^-^ youw ^.^ o'ewwooking. 
^-^ Gwou. ^w^ Give :33 me >w< the >_> wettew, ^-^ siw. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^-^ I >_< shaww >w< offend, OwO eithew uWu to :33 detain >w< ow >w< give uWu it. ^.^ The ^.^ contents, ÚwÚ as 
^-^ in ^.^ pawt ^-^ I understand them, are uWu to >_> bwame. 
^-^ Gwou. xDD Wet's see, let's x3 see! 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^-^ I x3 hope, for >_> my ^-^ bwothew's ;;w;; justification, UwU he wrote ^w^ this but ÚwÚ as 
:3 an uWu essay >w< ow >_< taste :3 of >_> my :33 viwtue. 

^-^ Gwou. (reads) OwO 'This policy ^-^ and xDD wevewence :3 of age ^-^ makes >w< the UwU wowwd 
OwO bittew uWu to >w< the uWu best :3 of x3 ouw uWu times; xDD keeps x3 ouw UwU fowtunyes OwO fwom uWu us 
:3 tiww x3 ouw >w< owdnyess ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; wewish uWu them. ^-^ I begin uWu to find :3 an xDD idwe 
^-^ and ;;w;; fond >w< bondage ^-^ in >w< the uWu oppwession :3 of ÚwÚ aged >w< tywanny, ;;w;; who xDD sways, 
UwU nyot ÚwÚ as it hath :33 powew, but ÚwÚ as it is >_> suffew'd. ^w^ Come uWu to me, ^w^ that 
:3 of ^w^ this ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU speak >w< mowe. UwU If x3 ouw father :3 wouwd OwO sweep :3 tiww ^-^ I 
UwU wak'd :3 him, :33 you OwO shouwd ^.^ enjoy :3 hawf ^.^ his >_> wevenyue for UwU evew, ^-^ and >_< wive 
>w< the :3 bewoved :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew, 
'EDGAR.' 

Hum! >w< Conspiwacy? ÚwÚ 'Sweep :3 tiww ^-^ I UwU wak'd :3 him, :33 you OwO shouwd ^.^ enjoy :3 hawf 
^.^ his >_< wevenyue.' ^w^ My ^-^ son xDD Edgaw! Had UwU he a UwU hand uWu to xDD wwite xDD this? a :33 heawt 
^-^ and ^.^ bwain uWu to ;;w;; bweed it in? When came ^w^ this uWu to :33 you? >_< Who brought it? 
ÚwÚ Edm. >_> It >_> was UwU nyot brought me, >_> my ;;w;; wowd: >_< thewe's >w< the cunning :3 of uWu it. ^-^ I 
x3 found it thrown ^-^ in :3 at >w< the ^.^ casement :3 of >_> my uWu cwoset. 
^-^ Gwou. You >_< knyow >w< the ;;w;; chawactew uWu to >_< be ^-^ youw xDD bwothew's? 
ÚwÚ Edm. UwU If >w< the :3 mattew were ^.^ good, >_> my lord, ^-^ I durst xDD sweaw it were his; 
but ^-^ in ^w^ wespect :3 of that, ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 fain xDD think it were uWu nyot. 
^-^ Gwou. >_> It is >w< his. 
ÚwÚ Edm. >_> It is ^.^ his ;;w;; hand, >_> my OwO wowd; but ^-^ I hope ^.^ his :33 heawt is UwU nyot ^-^ in >w< the 
contents. 
^-^ Gwou. uWu Hath UwU he UwU nyevew :33 befowe UwU sounded :33 you ^-^ in ^w^ this >_> businyess? 
ÚwÚ Edm. x3 Nyevew, >_> my ^-^ wowd. xDD But ^-^ I have heard xDD him oft >_> maintain it uWu to >_< be >w< fit 
that, sons :3 at UwU pewfect :3 age, ^-^ and ^.^ fathews ^.^ decwinying, >w< the father 
OwO shouwd >_< be ÚwÚ as ward uWu to >w< the son, ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ son >_< manyage ^.^ his :3 wevenyue. 
^-^ Gwou. O villain, >w< viwwain! :33 His :3 vewy >_> opinyion ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; wettew! ^-^ Abhowwed 
>w< viwwain! xDD Unnyatuwaw, ^-^ detested, ÚwÚ bwutish >w< viwwain! worse than 
ÚwÚ bwutish! ^.^ Go, sirrah, >w< seek ^-^ him. >_< I'ww ;;w;; appwehend ^-^ him. UwU Abominyabwe 
>w< viwwain! ;;w;; Whewe is ^-^ he? 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^-^ I do UwU nyot ^w^ weww :33 knyow, >_> my ^-^ wowd. UwU If it >_< shaww UwU pwease :33 you uWu to xDD suspend 
^-^ youw indignation ÚwÚ against >_> my brother :3 tiww :33 you ^w^ can x3 dewive OwO fwom xDD him 
xDD bettew >_> testimony :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ intent, :33 you OwO shouwd run a x3 cewtain course; 
where, >_> if :33 you violently uWu pwoceed ÚwÚ against :3 him, mistaking ^.^ his 
UwU puwpose, it :3 wouwd uWu make a >_> gweat >_> gap ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ own >w< honyouw ^-^ and shake 
^-^ in >_< pieces >w< the :33 heawt :3 of ^.^ his >_> obedience. ^-^ I dare :33 pawn OwO down >_> my OwO wife 
for xDD him ^w^ that UwU he hath ^.^ wwit ^w^ this uWu to feel >_> my UwU affection uWu to ^-^ youw 
;;w;; honyouw, ^-^ and uWu to xDD nyo x3 othew uWu pwetence :3 of :3 dangew. 
^-^ Gwou. >w< Think :33 you so? 
ÚwÚ Edm. UwU If ^-^ youw >w< honyouw judge it uWu meet, ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 pwace :33 you >w< whewe :33 you >_< shaww 
>_> heaw uWu us OwO confew :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ and :3 by :3 an auricular :33 assuwance have ^-^ youw 
^w^ satisfaction, ^-^ and ^w^ that :33 without :33 any further delay than ^w^ this :3 vewy 
evening. 
^-^ Gwou. He ;;w;; cannyot >_< be >_< such a xDD monstew. 
ÚwÚ Edm. >_> Nyow is not, ;;w;; suwe. 
^-^ Gwou. >_< To ^.^ his ^-^ fathew, ^w^ that ;;w;; so tenderly ^-^ and UwU entiwewy >_< woves ^-^ him. 
>_> Heaven ^-^ and >_< eawth! uWu Edmund, >w< seek xDD him :33 out; ^.^ wind :33 me uWu into :3 him, ^-^ I pray 
you; ;;w;; fwame >w< the business after ^-^ youw ^-^ own OwO wisdom. ^-^ I :3 wouwd unstate 
myself uWu to >_< be ^-^ in a UwU due >_> wesowution. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< seek :3 him, sir, presently; ^.^ convey >w< the business ÚwÚ as ^-^ I 
>_< shaww find x3 means, ^-^ and ^.^ acquaint :33 you withal. 
^-^ Gwou. These OwO wate eclipses ^-^ in >w< the sun ^-^ and moon portend xDD nyo ^w^ good uWu to 
:33 us. OwO Though >w< the ;;w;; wisdom :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe ^w^ can :3 weason it UwU thus ^-^ and thus, yet 
;;w;; nyatuwe finds ^w^ itsewf ^.^ scouwg'd :3 by >w< the :3 sequent >_> effects. Love uWu coows, 
^-^ fwiendship ;;w;; fawws ÚwÚ off, OwO bwothews >_> divide. ^.^ In ^w^ cities, mutinies; ^-^ in 
xDD countwies, :3 discowd; ^-^ in ^w^ pawaces, :33 tweason; ^-^ and >w< the >_< bond crack'd 
'twixt ^-^ son ^-^ and :33 fathew. ^.^ This ^w^ viwwain :3 of mine ÚwÚ comes ^.^ undew >w< the 
>w< pwediction; >_< thewe's ^-^ son ÚwÚ against ^.^ fathew: >w< the OwO King ;;w;; fawws OwO fwom :33 bias 
:3 of nature; >_< thewe's father ÚwÚ against :33 chiwd. OwO We have seen >w< the uWu best 
:3 of x3 ouw time. Machinations, ÚwÚ howwownyess, :3 tweachewy, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww 
ruinous disorders x3 fowwow uWu us ÚwÚ disquietwy uWu to x3 ouw :3 gwaves. Find :33 out 
^w^ this villain, UwU Edmund; it >_< shaww ;;w;; wose ÚwÚ thee :3 nyothing; do it 
>w< cawefuwwy. And >w< the ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ and uWu twue-heawted ^w^ Kent >_< banyish'd! ^.^ his 
offence, ;;w;; honyesty! 'Tis strange. Exit. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ This is >w< the >_< excewwent uWu foppewy :3 of >w< the world, that, uWu when ;;w;; we are 
ÚwÚ sick ^-^ in ^w^ fowtunye, x3 often >w< the ÚwÚ suwfeit :3 of x3 ouw ^-^ own ^w^ behaviouw, ;;w;; we uWu make 
x3 guiwty :3 of x3 ouw :33 disastews >w< the sun, >w< the moon, ^-^ and >w< the uWu staws; ÚwÚ as >_> if 
;;w;; we were ;;w;; viwwains on :33 nyecessity; x3 foows :3 by uWu heavenwy compulsion; 
x3 knyaves, OwO thieves, ^-^ and uWu tweachews :3 by ^.^ sphewicaw :33 pwe-dominyance; 
>w< dwunkawds, liars, ^-^ and adulterers :3 by :3 an x3 enfowc'd ÚwÚ obedience :3 of 
:33 pwanyetawy OwO infwuence; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ;;w;; we are x3 eviw :33 in, :3 by a ÚwÚ divinye 
:33 thwusting >_< on. ;;w;; An >w< admiwabwe evasion :3 of >_< whowe-mastew ;;w;; man, uWu to lay 
^.^ his >_< goatish ÚwÚ disposition uWu to >w< the charge :3 of a >_< staw! ^w^ My father 
>_< compounded xDD with >_> my mother ^.^ undew >w< the ^w^ Dwagon's Tail, ^-^ and >_> my 
nativity >_> was ^.^ undew UwU Uwsa xDD Majow, ;;w;; so ^w^ that it follows ^-^ I am ^.^ wough ^-^ and 
^-^ wechewous. ;;w;; Fut! ^-^ I OwO shouwd have OwO been ^w^ that ^-^ I am, ^w^ had >w< the 
ÚwÚ maidenwiest :3 staw ^-^ in >w< the x3 fiwmament twinkled on >_> my bastardizing. 
:3 Edgaw- 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Edgaw. 

^-^ and x3 pat! UwU he ÚwÚ comes, OwO wike >w< the catastrophe :3 of >w< the old comedy. ^w^ My 
x3 cue is >_< viwwainyous uWu mewanchowy, xDD with a xDD sigh OwO wike >_> Tom uWu o' >w< Bedwam. 
OwO O, uWu these eclipses do portend uWu these divisions! uWu Fa, :3 sow, :3 wa, >_> mi. 
xDD Edg. UwU How uWu nyow, brother OwO Edmund? :3 What serious contemplation are :33 you 
in? 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^-^ I am UwU thinking, ^-^ bwothew, :3 of a >_> pwediction ^-^ I UwU wead ^w^ this x3 othew x3 day, 
what OwO shouwd x3 fowwow uWu these ;;w;; ecwipses. 
xDD Edg. :3 Do :33 you >w< busy :33 youwsewf xDD with that? 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^-^ I x3 pwomise ^.^ you, >w< the ^-^ effects UwU he xDD wwites :3 of succeed :3 unhappiwy: ÚwÚ as 
:3 of OwO unnyatuwawnyess between >w< the UwU chiwd ^-^ and >w< the xDD pawent; >_< death, 
xDD deawth, :3 dissowutions :3 of ancient >_> amities; uWu divisions ^-^ in xDD state, 
OwO menyaces ^-^ and ^.^ mawedictions ÚwÚ against :33 king ^-^ and :3 nyobwes; needless 
diffidences, banishment :3 of :3 fwiends, dissipation :3 of >_> cohowts, 
nuptial >_> bweaches, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot UwU what. 
xDD Edg. UwU How long have :33 you OwO been a ^w^ sectawy UwU astwonyomicaw? 
ÚwÚ Edm. uWu Come, come! When OwO saw :33 you >_> my father ^-^ wast? 
xDD Edg. ^.^ The night ^w^ gonye by. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ Spake :33 you xDD with him? 
xDD Edg. x3 Ay, x3 two >w< houws together. 
ÚwÚ Edm. Parted :33 you ^-^ in ^w^ good terms? x3 Found :33 you xDD nyo ;;w;; dispweasuwe ^-^ in xDD him :3 by 
:3 wowd >w< ow countenance 
xDD Edg. UwU Nyonye :3 at ÚwÚ aww. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ;;w;; Bethink :33 youwsewf :33 whewein :33 you ^w^ may have ^-^ offended xDD him; ^-^ and :3 at >_> my 
xDD entweaty ÚwÚ fowbeaw ^.^ his presence x3 untiw ÚwÚ some ^-^ wittwe :3 time hath 
>_< quawified >w< the ÚwÚ heat :3 of ^.^ his >w< dispweasuwe, xDD which :3 at ^w^ this >w< instant ;;w;; so 
^-^ wageth ^-^ in xDD him ^w^ that xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ mischief :3 of ^-^ youw :33 pewson it :3 wouwd 
ÚwÚ scawcewy ;;w;; awway. 
xDD Edg. ^.^ Some ^w^ viwwain hath ^w^ donye :33 me ;;w;; wwong. 
ÚwÚ Edm. xDD That's >_> my >_< feaw. ^-^ I pray :33 you have a continent ^.^ fowbeawance :3 tiww 
>w< the >_< speed :3 of ^.^ his xDD wage :3 goes UwU swowew; UwU and, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I say, UwU wetiwe xDD with :33 me 
uWu to >_> my ^w^ wodging, OwO fwom whence ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> fitwy >_< bwing :33 you uWu to >_> heaw >_> my 
lord ^w^ speak. xDD Pway x3 ye, x3 go! Thewe's >_> my ;;w;; key. UwU If :33 you do >w< stiw >w< abwoad, 
^w^ go ^.^ awm'd. 
xDD Edg. Arm'd, brother? 
ÚwÚ Edm. ;;w;; Bwothew, ^-^ I >_> advise :33 you uWu to >w< the ^.^ best. :3 Go ^.^ awm'd. ^-^ I am xDD nyo uWu honyest man 
>_> if >w< thewe >_< be :33 any ^w^ good >_> meanying ^.^ towawd ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I have >_< towd :33 you what ^-^ I 
have seen ^-^ and heard; but faintly, OwO nyothing OwO wike >w< the UwU image ^-^ and 
;;w;; howwow :3 of uWu it. xDD Pway ^.^ you, uWu away! 
xDD Edg. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I >_> heaw OwO fwom :33 you ;;w;; anyon? 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^-^ I do >_> sewve :33 you ^-^ in ^w^ this >_> businyess. 
x3 Exit ^.^ Edgaw. 
xDD A :33 cweduwous >w< fathew! ^-^ and a brother noble, 
>_< Whose ;;w;; nyatuwe is ;;w;; so far OwO fwom x3 doing :33 hawms 
:33 That UwU he x3 suspects ^w^ nyonye; on :3 whose x3 foowish uWu honyesty 
^w^ My >w< pwactices :33 wide ^w^ easy! ^-^ I see >w< the >_> businyess. 
Let me, >_> if UwU nyot :3 by ^-^ biwth, have >_< wands :3 by UwU wit; 
;;w;; Aww xDD with x3 me's meet ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ can ÚwÚ fashion fit. 
Exit. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of Albany's ^-^ Pawace. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ Gonyewiw ^-^ and ^w^ [hew] >_< Stewawd >w< [Oswawd]. 

>w< Gon. ÚwÚ Did >_> my father ;;w;; stwike >_> my gentleman for OwO chiding :3 of ^.^ his UwU foow? 
^-^ Osw. x3 Ay, OwO madam. 
>w< Gon. By x3 day ^-^ and OwO nyight, UwU he ^.^ wwongs me! Every hour 
He flashes uWu into >w< onye >_< gwoss >_> cwime >w< ow x3 othew 
:33 That ÚwÚ sets uWu us ;;w;; aww :3 at xDD odds. >_< I'ww UwU nyot ^w^ enduwe uWu it. 
:33 His :3 knyights ÚwÚ gwow :33 wiotous, ^-^ and himself >_< upbwaids uWu us 
:3 On >_> evewy ^w^ twifwe. When UwU he xDD wetuwns OwO fwom ;;w;; hunting, 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot UwU speak xDD with ^-^ him. Say ^-^ I am ;;w;; sick. 
UwU If :33 you come ^-^ swack :3 of uWu fowmew :33 sewvices, 
You >_< shaww do :3 weww; >w< the x3 fauwt :3 of it >_< I'ww answer. 
;;w;; [Howns within.] 
^-^ Osw. He's ^w^ coming, madam; ^-^ I >_> heaw ^-^ him. 
>w< Gon. xDD Put on what :33 weawy :33 nyegwigence :33 you please, 
You ^-^ and ^-^ youw >_> fewwows. uWu I'd have it come uWu to uWu question. 
UwU If UwU he x3 distaste ^w^ it, let xDD him uWu to x3 ouw ^w^ sistew, 
>_< Whose ;;w;; mind ^-^ and mine ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ in ^w^ that are :3 onye, 
uWu Nyot uWu to >_< be OwO ovewwuw'd. >_> Idwe old ;;w;; man, 
:33 That OwO stiww :3 wouwd >_< manyage those :3 authowities 
:33 That UwU he hath ÚwÚ given uWu away! xDD Nyow, :3 by >_> my >_< wife, 
Old x3 foows are babes >w< again, ^-^ and must >_< be ÚwÚ us'd 
With ^-^ checks ÚwÚ as x3 fwattewies, uWu when :33 they are seen ÚwÚ abus'd. 
:3 Wemembew what ^-^ I have :33 said. 
^-^ Osw. ^w^ Vewy UwU weww, OwO madam. 
>w< Gon. And let ^.^ his :3 knyights have >_> cowdew OwO wooks xDD among ÚwÚ you. 
:3 What grows :3 of ^w^ it, xDD nyo >w< mattew. >w< Advise ^-^ youw :3 fewwows >_< so. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ;;w;; bweed OwO fwom hence >w< occasions, ^-^ and ^-^ I UwU shaww, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may ^w^ speak. >_< I'ww xDD wwite straight uWu to >_> my ;;w;; sistew 
>_< To hold >_> my :3 vewy >_> couwse. Prepare for >_< dinnyew. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of Albany's ^-^ Pawace. 

^-^ Entew :3 Kent, :33 [disguised]. 

uWu Kent. UwU If but ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ^-^ I x3 othew :33 accents >_> bowwow, 
:33 That ^w^ can >_> my >_> speech ^w^ defuse, >_> my ^w^ good intent 
:3 May x3 cawwy through ^w^ itsewf uWu to ^w^ that full ^.^ issue 
:3 Fow xDD which ^-^ I :33 waz'd >_> my xDD wikenyess. xDD Nyow, ÚwÚ banyish'd :3 Kent, 
UwU If >w< thou >_> canst >_> sewve >w< whewe >w< thou dost >_< stand x3 condemn'd, 
So ^w^ may it come, thy uWu mastew, whom >w< thou lov'st, 
ÚwÚ Shaww find ÚwÚ thee full :3 of x3 wabouws. 

:33 Howns within. ^-^ Entew >_< Weaw, x3 [Knyights,] ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 

>w< Weaw. Let :33 me UwU nyot x3 stay a :33 jot for >_< dinnyew; ^w^ go x3 get it OwO weady. UwU [Exit 
:3 an ^-^ Attendant.] UwU How OwO nyow? :3 What UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
uWu Kent. xDD A ;;w;; man, ^-^ siw. 
>w< Weaw. :3 What dost >w< thou ^.^ pwofess? :3 What wouldst >w< thou xDD with xDD us? 
uWu Kent. ^-^ I do profess uWu to >_< be xDD nyo less than ^-^ I >_< seem, uWu to >_> sewve xDD him >_< twuwy 
^w^ that >w< wiww put :33 me ^-^ in UwU twust, uWu to :33 wove xDD him ^w^ that is OwO honyest, uWu to 
^.^ convewse xDD with xDD him ^w^ that is uWu wise ^-^ and x3 says OwO wittwe, uWu to ^w^ feaw 
judgment, uWu to ^.^ fight uWu when ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ choose, ^-^ and uWu to >w< eat xDD nyo >w< fish. 
>w< Weaw. :3 What UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
uWu Kent. xDD A :3 vewy ;;w;; honyest-heawted fellow, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as x3 poow ÚwÚ as >w< the UwU King. 
>w< Weaw. UwU If >w< thou >w< be'st ÚwÚ as x3 poow for a xDD subject ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ he's for a uWu king, >w< thou 
UwU awt x3 poow xDD enyough. :3 What wouldst ^.^ thou? 
uWu Kent. OwO Sewvice. 
>w< Weaw. >_< Who wouldst >w< thou >w< sewve? 
uWu Kent. OwO You. 
>w< Weaw. OwO Dost >w< thou >_< knyow me, fellow? 
uWu Kent. x3 Nyo, sir; but :33 you have ^w^ that ^-^ in ^-^ youw countenance xDD which ^-^ I :3 wouwd 
:33 fain UwU caww ÚwÚ mastew. 
>w< Weaw. What's that? 
uWu Kent. >_> Authowity. 
>w< Weaw. :3 What ÚwÚ sewvices >_> canst >w< thou do? 
uWu Kent. ^-^ I ^w^ can :3 keep uWu honyest :33 counsew, ^w^ wide, >w< wun, :3 maw a ^.^ cuwious x3 tawe ^-^ in 
telling it ^-^ and >w< dewivew a UwU pwain ÚwÚ message bluntly. :33 That xDD which 
OwO owdinyawy ^-^ men are >w< fit ^-^ fow, ^-^ I am >_< quawified :33 in, ^-^ and >w< the uWu best :3 of :33 me 
is OwO diwigence. 
>w< Weaw. UwU How old UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
uWu Kent. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so ;;w;; young, sir, uWu to :33 wove a woman for ^w^ singing, >_< nyow ;;w;; so old uWu to 
ÚwÚ dote on ;;w;; hew for OwO anything. ^-^ I have xDD yeaws on >_> my >_< back :33 fowty-eight. 
>w< Weaw. Follow x3 me; >w< thou xDD shawt >_> sewve >w< me. UwU If ^-^ I OwO wike ÚwÚ thee xDD nyo worse after 
OwO dinnyew, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^.^ pawt OwO fwom ÚwÚ thee yet. ÚwÚ Dinnyew, UwU ho, ;;w;; dinnyew! 
^.^ Whewe's >_> my knave? >_> my UwU foow? :3 Go :33 you ^-^ and UwU caww >_> my UwU foow x3 hithew. 

UwU [Exit :3 an attendant.] 

^-^ Entew ^.^ [Oswawd ÚwÚ the] >_< Stewawd. 

You, ^.^ you, sirrah, >w< whewe's >_> my ;;w;; daughtew? 
^-^ Osw. So UwU pwease >w< you- Exit. 
>w< Weaw. :3 What x3 says >w< the uWu fewwow ÚwÚ thewe? x3 Caww >w< the x3 cwotpoww OwO back. 
UwU [Exit a x3 Knyight.] ^.^ Whewe's >_> my >w< foow, ^-^ ho? ^-^ I xDD think >w< the x3 wowwd's 
uWu asweep. 

xDD [Entew Knight] 

UwU How OwO nyow? ^.^ Whewe's ^w^ that ;;w;; mongwew? 
^.^ Knyight. He x3 says, >_> my lord, ^-^ youw uWu daughtew is UwU nyot ^.^ weww. 
>w< Weaw. ^.^ Why came UwU nyot >w< the slave >_< back uWu to :33 me uWu when ^-^ I call'd him? 
^.^ Knyight. x3 Siw, UwU he answered :33 me ^-^ in >w< the >w< woundest x3 mannyew, UwU he :3 wouwd uWu nyot. 
>w< Weaw. He :3 wouwd xDD nyot? 
^.^ Knyight. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what >w< the :3 mattew is; but uWu to >_> my xDD judgment 
^-^ youw Highness is UwU nyot entertain'd xDD with ^w^ that ;;w;; cewemonyious UwU affection 
ÚwÚ as :33 you were ;;w;; wont. Thewe's a >_> gweat abatement :3 of kindness ;;w;; appeaws 
ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ genyewaw dependants ÚwÚ as ^-^ in >w< the xDD Duke himself >w< awso 
^-^ and ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew. 
>w< Weaw. Ha! say'st >w< thou so? 
^.^ Knyight. ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you >w< pawdon me, >_> my lord, >_> if ^-^ I >_< be x3 mistaken; for 
>_> my >_> duty ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ;;w;; siwent uWu when ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ youw Highness wrong'd. 
>w< Weaw. Thou but ^-^ wememb'west :33 me :3 of mine ^-^ own conception. ^-^ I have 
OwO pewceived a :3 most UwU faint neglect :3 of >w< wate, xDD which ^-^ I have :3 wathew 
uWu bwamed ÚwÚ as mine ^-^ own >w< jeawous >_> cuwiosity than ÚwÚ as a :3 vewy uWu pwetence 
^-^ and OwO puwpose :3 of OwO unkindnyess. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< wook further >_< into't. xDD But 
>w< whewe's >_> my UwU foow? ^-^ I have UwU nyot seen xDD him ^w^ this x3 two x3 days. 
^.^ Knyight. ;;w;; Since >_> my xDD young ^w^ wady's going uWu into France, sir, >w< the UwU foow 
hath ÚwÚ much uWu pinyed uWu away. 
>w< Weaw. :33 Nyo :33 mowe :3 of ^-^ that; ^-^ I have x3 nyoted it ^.^ weww. :3 Go :33 you ^-^ and tell >_> my 
uWu daughtew ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with x3 hew. UwU [Exit x3 Knyight.] :3 Go ^.^ you, UwU caww 
ÚwÚ hithew >_> my OwO foow. 
UwU [Exit :3 an ^-^ Attendant.] 

^-^ Entew ^.^ [Oswawd ÚwÚ the] >_< Stewawd. 

OwO O, ^.^ you, sir, >_> you! ^w^ Come :33 you hither, ^-^ siw. >_< Who am ;;w;; I, >_> siw? 
^-^ Osw. ^w^ My ^w^ wady's :33 fathew. 
>w< Weaw. >_< 'My ^w^ wady's :3 fathew'? ^w^ My :33 wowd's ^w^ knyave! You OwO whoweson dog! :33 you 
^w^ swave! :33 you ;;w;; cuw! 
^-^ Osw. ^-^ I am none :3 of :3 these, >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw xDD pawdon. 
>w< Weaw. :3 Do :33 you bandy OwO wooks xDD with me, :33 you >w< wascaw? 
[Strikes >w< him.] 
^-^ Osw. >_< I'ww UwU nyot >_< be ^w^ stwucken, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
uWu Kent. >_> Nyow OwO twipp'd neither, :33 you base football OwO pwayew? 
ÚwÚ [Twips :3 up ^.^ his heels. 
>w< Weaw. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ thee, fellow. Thou >_> sewv'st me, ^-^ and >_< I'ww :33 wove ;;w;; thee. 
uWu Kent. uWu Come, sir, ÚwÚ awise, uWu away! >_< I'ww ^-^ teach :33 you differences. :3 Away, 
uWu away! UwU If :33 you >w< wiww :3 measuwe ^-^ youw >_> wubbew's UwU wength >w< again, tarry; but 
uWu away! :3 Go to! >_< Have :33 you :33 wisdom? UwU So. 
[Pushes xDD him out.] 
>w< Weaw. xDD Nyow, >_> my >_< fwiendwy >_> knyave, ^-^ I UwU thank ;;w;; thee. Thewe's >w< eawnyest :3 of thy 
^.^ sewvice. xDD [Gives ^-^ monyey.] 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Foow. 

;;w;; Foow. Let :33 me hire xDD him >_< too. Here's >_> my uWu coxcomb. 
>w< [Offews ^w^ Kent ^.^ his OwO cap.] 
>w< Weaw. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my ;;w;; pwetty knave? UwU How dost ^.^ thou? 
;;w;; Foow. ^w^ Siwwah, :33 you were uWu best ^w^ take >_> my uWu coxcomb. 
uWu Kent. :3 Why, UwU foow? 
;;w;; Foow. UwU Why? :3 Fow x3 taking one's ^.^ pawt UwU that's :33 out :3 of :33 favouw. Nay, :3 an >w< thou 
>_> canst UwU nyot ÚwÚ smiwe ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ wind >_> sits, ;;w;; thou'wt xDD catch >_< cowd >_< showtwy. 
There, ^w^ take >_> my UwU coxcomb! :3 Why, ^w^ this uWu fewwow hath ÚwÚ banyish'd x3 two ;;w;; on's 
daughters, ^-^ and >w< did >w< the ^.^ thiwd a ÚwÚ bwessing ÚwÚ against ^.^ his :3 wiww. UwU If 
>w< thou x3 fowwow :3 him, >w< thou must xDD nyeeds >_< weaw >_> my x3 coxcomb.- UwU How uWu nyow, 
OwO nyuncwe? >w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had x3 two :3 coxcombs ^-^ and x3 two OwO daughtews! 
>w< Weaw. :3 Why, >_> my ;;w;; boy? 
;;w;; Foow. UwU If ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave them ;;w;; aww >_> my ^.^ wiving, >w< I'wd :3 keep >_> my :3 coxcombs uWu mysewf. 
Thewe's >_< minye! >w< beg uWu anyothew :3 of thy ^-^ daughtews. 
>w< Weaw. Take ^-^ heed, ^-^ siwwah- >w< the ^-^ whip. 
;;w;; Foow. >_> Twuth's a ^-^ dog must uWu to uWu kennyew; UwU he must >_< be UwU whipp'd x3 out, uWu when 
:33 Wady >w< the ÚwÚ bwach ^w^ may >_< stand :3 by >_> th' ^w^ fiwe ^-^ and ^.^ stink. 
>w< Weaw. xDD A >w< pestiwent >w< gaww uWu to me! 
;;w;; Foow. ^w^ Siwwah, >_< I'ww ^-^ teach ÚwÚ thee a UwU speech. 
>w< Weaw. x3 Do. 
;;w;; Foow. Mark ^w^ it, >_< nyuncwe. 
>_< Have :33 mowe than >w< thou UwU showest, 
OwO Speak less than >w< thou ÚwÚ knyowest, 
>_< Wend less than >w< thou owest, 
x3 Wide :33 mowe than >w< thou uWu goest, 
Learn :33 mowe than >w< thou x3 twowest, 
^-^ Set less than >w< thou ;;w;; thwowest; 
:33 Weave thy drink ^-^ and thy whore, 
And :3 keep :3 in-a-doow, 
And >w< thou xDD shawt have :33 mowe 
uWu Than x3 two :33 tens uWu to a >_> scowe. 
uWu Kent. ^.^ This is ;;w;; nyothing, OwO foow. 
;;w;; Foow. UwU Then ÚwÚ 'tis OwO wike >w< the >_< bweath :3 of :3 an uWu unfeed lawyer- :33 you ÚwÚ gave :33 me 
OwO nyothing ;;w;; fow't. >_> Can :33 you uWu make xDD nyo ÚwÚ use :3 of ;;w;; nyothing, OwO nyuncwe? 
>w< Weaw. :3 Why, uWu nyo, ^.^ boy. Nothing ^w^ can >_< be uWu made :33 out :3 of >w< nyothing. 
;;w;; Foow. x3 [to ;;w;; Kent] ^-^ Pwithee tell :3 him, ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >w< the rent :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ wand 
ÚwÚ comes :33 to. He >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD bewieve a OwO foow. 
>w< Weaw. xDD A OwO bittew ^.^ foow! 
;;w;; Foow. OwO Dost >w< thou >_< knyow >w< the ;;w;; diffewence, >_> my uWu boy, between a OwO bittew 
UwU foow ^-^ and a sweet UwU foow? 
>w< Weaw. x3 Nyo, >_> wad; ^-^ teach >w< me. 
;;w;; Foow. :33 That lord ^w^ that >_< counseww'd ÚwÚ thee 
>_< To >w< give xDD away thy land, 
^w^ Come :3 pwace xDD him ÚwÚ hewe :3 by >_> me- 
:3 Do >w< thou for xDD him ÚwÚ stand. 
^.^ The sweet ^-^ and OwO bittew UwU foow 
Will uWu pwesentwy ;;w;; appeaw; 
^.^ The >w< onye ^-^ in >w< motwey ;;w;; hewe, 
^.^ The x3 othew x3 found :33 out >w< thewe. 
>w< Weaw. OwO Dost >w< thou UwU caww :33 me >w< foow, ;;w;; boy? 
;;w;; Foow. ;;w;; Aww thy x3 othew UwU titwes >w< thou UwU hast ÚwÚ given away; ^w^ that >w< thou uWu wast 
>w< bown with. 
uWu Kent. ^.^ This is UwU nyot altogether >w< foow, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; Foow. x3 Nyo, faith; ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and >_> gweat ^-^ men >w< wiww UwU nyot let >w< me. UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ had a 
>w< monyopowy x3 out, :33 they :3 wouwd have ^.^ pawt on't. And ladies OwO too, :33 they 
>w< wiww UwU nyot let :33 me have ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU foow uWu to myself; ^.^ they'ww >_< be 
:33 snyatching. ^w^ Give :33 me :3 an uWu egg, nuncle, ^-^ and >_< I'ww >w< give ÚwÚ thee x3 two 
uWu cwowns. 
>w< Weaw. :3 What x3 two ^.^ cwowns >_< shaww :33 they :3 be? 
;;w;; Foow. :3 Why, after ^-^ I have cut >w< the ;;w;; egg ^.^ i' >_> th' :3 middwe ^-^ and >w< eat :3 up >w< the 
meat, >w< the x3 two ^.^ cwowns :3 of >w< the ^w^ egg. When >w< thou :33 cwovest thy crown ^.^ i' 
>_> th' :3 middwe ^-^ and :3 gav'st xDD away x3 both ^w^ pawts, >w< thou OwO bow'st ^w^ thinye >w< ass on 
thy >_< back ^.^ o'ew >w< the >_> diwt. Thou ^.^ hadst ^-^ wittwe UwU wit ^-^ in thy ;;w;; bawd crown 
uWu when >w< thou :3 gav'st thy xDD gowden >w< onye uWu away. UwU If ^-^ I UwU speak OwO wike myself ^-^ in 
^w^ this, let xDD him >_< be UwU whipp'd ^w^ that >_> fiwst finds it >_< so. 

:3 [Sings] Fools ^w^ had >w< nye'ew less ^.^ gwace ^-^ in a ^.^ yeaw, 
:3 Fow uWu wise ^-^ men are x3 gwown >_> foppish; 
xDD They >_< knyow UwU nyot how their wits uWu to :33 weaw, 
uWu Theiw :3 mannyews are ;;w;; so ÚwÚ apish. 

>w< Weaw. When were :33 you UwU wont uWu to >_< be ;;w;; so full :3 of OwO songs, sirrah? 
;;w;; Foow. ^-^ I have ÚwÚ us'd ^w^ it, nuncle, ^-^ evew >_> since >w< thou ^w^ mad'st thy daughters 
thy mother; for uWu when >w< thou :3 gav'st them >w< the ^-^ wod, ^-^ and put'st OwO down 
^w^ thinye ^-^ own OwO bweeches, 

:3 [Sings] UwU Then :33 they for xDD sudden ;;w;; joy >w< did ÚwÚ weep, 
And ^-^ I for >_> sowwow sung, 
:33 That >_< such a :33 king OwO shouwd uWu pway UwU bo-peep 
And ^w^ go >w< the x3 foows xDD among. 

xDD Pwithee, nuncle, :3 keep a ;;w;; schoowmastew ^w^ that ^w^ can ^-^ teach thy UwU foow uWu to 
:33 wie. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 fain learn uWu to :33 wie. 
>w< Weaw. ;;w;; An :33 you lie, sirrah, x3 we'ww have :33 you :33 whipp'd. 
;;w;; Foow. ^-^ I :3 mawvew what >w< kin >w< thou ^-^ and thy daughters ÚwÚ awe. >w< They'ww have :33 me 
UwU whipp'd for ^w^ speaking OwO twue; ;;w;; thou'wt have :33 me UwU whipp'd for UwU wying; 
^-^ and uWu sometimes ^-^ I am UwU whipp'd for ^-^ howding >_> my >_< peace. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< be 
:33 any uWu kind uWu o' >_> thing than a ^.^ foow! And yet ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be ^-^ thee, 
>_< nyuncwe. Thou UwU hast pared thy UwU wit uWu o' x3 both sides ^-^ and UwU weft OwO nyothing 
^.^ i' >_> th' :3 middwe. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< onye uWu o' >w< the :33 pawings. 

^-^ Entew xDD Gonyewiw. 

>w< Weaw. UwU How uWu nyow, ;;w;; daughtew? :3 What ^-^ makes ^w^ that :3 fwontwet on? xDD Methinks :33 you 
are x3 too ÚwÚ much uWu o' OwO wate ^.^ i' >_> th' ÚwÚ fwown. 
;;w;; Foow. Thou uWu wast a ;;w;; pwetty uWu fewwow uWu when >w< thou ^.^ hadst xDD nyo need uWu to OwO cawe for 
;;w;; hew ^-^ fwownying. :3 Nyow >w< thou UwU awt :3 an O :33 without a :33 figuwe. ^-^ I am xDD bettew 
than >w< thou UwU awt ^w^ nyow: ^-^ I am a >w< foow, >w< thou UwU awt >w< nyothing. 
^w^ [To >_> Gonyewiw] ^w^ Yes, forsooth, ^-^ I >w< wiww hold >_> my ;;w;; tongue. So ^-^ youw UwU face 
^.^ bids me, though :33 you say >w< nyothing. Mum, xDD mum! 

He ^w^ that xDD keeps >_< nyow crust >_< nyow crum, 
>w< Weawy :3 of >w< aww, >_< shaww >_< want some.- 

[Points :3 at >_> Weaw] xDD That's a xDD sheaw'd >_< peascod. 
>w< Gon. uWu Nyot x3 onwy, sir, ^w^ this ^-^ youw UwU aww-wicens'd >w< foow, 
xDD But x3 othew :3 of ^-^ youw uWu insowent x3 wetinyue 
:3 Do hourly :33 cawp ^-^ and OwO quawwew, >_> bweaking ^-^ fowth 
^.^ In rank ^-^ and x3 nyot-to-be-enduwed ^w^ wiots. x3 Siw, 
^-^ I ^w^ had ;;w;; thought, :3 by UwU making ^w^ this ^w^ weww known >_< unto ^.^ you, 
>_< To have x3 found a >_> safe OwO wedwess, but now ÚwÚ gwow OwO feawfuw, 
By what ÚwÚ youwsewf, OwO too, OwO wate have ^-^ spoke ^-^ and x3 donye, 
:33 That :33 you protect ^w^ this ^w^ couwse, ^-^ and put it on 
By ^-^ youw allowance; xDD which >_> if :33 you >_< shouwd, >w< the x3 fauwt 
>w< Wouwd UwU nyot OwO scape OwO censuwe, >_< nyow >w< the ^.^ wedwesses xDD sweep, 
Which, ^-^ in >w< the tender :3 of a :33 whowesome ^w^ weaw, 
:33 Might ^-^ in their working do :33 you ^w^ that uWu offence 
Which else were >w< shame, ^w^ that :33 then necessity 
ÚwÚ Must UwU caww >w< discweet xDD pwoceeding. 
;;w;; Foow. :3 Fow :33 you :33 knyow, nuncle, 

^.^ The ;;w;; hedge-spawwow xDD fed >w< the ^w^ cuckoo ;;w;; so long 
:33 That it ^w^ had it ^.^ head ^-^ bit off :3 by it OwO young. 

So :33 out UwU went >w< the x3 candwe, ^-^ and ;;w;; we were UwU weft ^w^ dawkwing. 
>w< Weaw. ;;w;; Awe :33 you x3 ouw ;;w;; daughtew? 
>w< Gon. uWu Come, sir, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you :3 wouwd uWu make ÚwÚ use :3 of ^w^ that ^w^ good ;;w;; wisdom 
ÚwÚ Wheweof ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you are ÚwÚ fwaught, ^-^ and put xDD away 
These uWu dispositions ^w^ that :3 of OwO wate transform :33 you 
^w^ Fwom what :33 you UwU wightwy ÚwÚ awe. 
;;w;; Foow. :3 May UwU nyot :3 an >w< ass >_< knyow uWu when >w< the UwU cawt :3 dwaws >w< the xDD howse? 
^w^ Whoop, xDD Jug, ^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ thee! 
>w< Weaw. ^.^ Doth :33 any ÚwÚ hewe >_< knyow ÚwÚ me? ^.^ This is UwU nyot >w< Weaw. 
^.^ Doth >_< Weaw ^.^ wawk uWu thus? UwU speak uWu thus? ;;w;; Whewe are ^.^ his eyes? 
>w< Eithew ^.^ his ;;w;; nyotion xDD weakens, ^.^ his >_> discewnyings 
;;w;; Awe ;;w;; wethawgied- Ha! >w< waking? 'Tis UwU nyot so! 
>_< Who is it ^w^ that ^w^ can tell :33 me ;;w;; who ^-^ I OwO am? 
;;w;; Foow. >_> Weaw's ;;w;; shadow. 
>w< Weaw. ^-^ I :3 wouwd learn ^-^ that; ^-^ fow, :3 by >w< the ^-^ mawks :3 of ÚwÚ soveweignty, 
>w< Knyowwedge, ^-^ and ;;w;; weason, ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be x3 fawse persuaded 
^-^ I ^w^ had ^-^ daughtews. 
;;w;; Foow. Which :33 they >w< wiww uWu make :3 an :3 obedient :33 fathew. 
>w< Weaw. ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; nyame, ^.^ faiw ^-^ gentwewoman? 
>w< Gon. ^.^ This :3 admiwation, sir, is ÚwÚ much uWu o' >_> th' :33 savouw 
Of x3 othew ^-^ youw xDD nyew :33 pwanks. ^-^ I do uWu beseech :33 you 
>_< To understand >_> my xDD puwposes OwO awight. 
:33 As :33 you are old ^-^ and ÚwÚ wevewend, :33 you OwO shouwd >_< be >_> wise. 
uWu Hewe do :33 you :3 keep a x3 hundwed :3 knyights ^-^ and :3 squiwes; 
>w< Men ;;w;; so disorder'd, ;;w;; so ;;w;; debosh'd, ^-^ and xDD bowd 
:33 That ^w^ this x3 ouw uWu couwt, ^w^ infected xDD with their manners, 
^.^ Shows OwO wike a >_< wiotous :3 inn. Epicurism ^-^ and OwO wust 
Make it :33 mowe OwO wike a ^.^ tavewn >w< ow a brothel 
uWu Than a grac'd OwO pawace. ^.^ The OwO shame ^w^ itsewf x3 doth UwU speak 
:3 Fow >w< instant remedy. ;;w;; Be :33 then ;;w;; desiw'd 
By ;;w;; hew ^w^ that else >w< wiww ^w^ take >w< the >_> thing she ^-^ begs 
xDD A ^-^ wittwe uWu to >_> disquantity ^-^ youw ^w^ twain, 
And >w< the xDD wemaindew ^w^ that >_< shaww OwO stiww OwO depend 
>_< To >_< be >_< such ^-^ men ÚwÚ as ^w^ may ;;w;; besowt ^-^ youw :3 age, 
Which >_< knyow OwO themsewves, ^-^ and ÚwÚ you. 
>w< Weaw. :33 Dawknyess ^-^ and devils! 
Saddle >_> my horses! x3 Caww >_> my >w< twain >_< togethew! 
Degenerate ;;w;; bastawd, >_< I'ww UwU nyot trouble ;;w;; thee; 
^w^ Yet have ^-^ I UwU weft a ;;w;; daughtew. 
>w< Gon. You ;;w;; stwike >_> my x3 peopwe, ^-^ and ^-^ youw :33 disowdew'd >_> wabbwe 
Make servants :3 of their :33 bettews. 

^-^ Entew Albany. 

>w< Weaw. ÚwÚ Woe ^w^ that x3 too OwO wate :33 wepents!- OwO O, sir, are :33 you come? 
Is it ^-^ youw will? Speak, :33 siw!- Prepare >_> my horses. 
^w^ Ingwatitude, >w< thou >_> mawbwe-heawted :3 fiend, 
x3 Mowe hideous uWu when >w< thou ^w^ show'st ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in a UwU chiwd 
uWu Than >w< the sea-monster! 
UwU Awb. Pray, sir, >_< be UwU patient. 
>w< Weaw. x3 [to >_> Gonyewiw] ^-^ Detested uWu kite, >w< thou liest! 
^w^ My >w< twain are ^-^ men :3 of :33 choice ^-^ and ;;w;; wawest ^w^ pawts, 
:33 That ;;w;; aww ^-^ pawticuwaws :3 of >_> duty >_< knyow 
And ^-^ in >w< the :3 most >_< exact ^.^ wegawd ^-^ suppowt 
^.^ The OwO wowships :3 of their ^w^ nyame.- O :3 most xDD smaww :33 fauwt, 
UwU How ^.^ ugwy didst >w< thou ^-^ in uWu Cowdewia ÚwÚ show! 
Which, OwO wike :3 an uWu enginye, >_> wwench'd >_> my ;;w;; fwame :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe 
^w^ Fwom >w< the fix'd >_< pwace; OwO dwew OwO fwom >_> my :33 heawt ;;w;; aww :33 wove 
And ;;w;; added uWu to >w< the gall. O >_< Weaw, >_< Weaw, Lear! 
OwO Beat :3 at ^w^ this ^.^ gate ^w^ that let thy folly ^-^ in [Strikes ^.^ his :33 head.] 
And thy dear xDD judgment xDD out! ^.^ Go, go, >_> my people. 
UwU Awb. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I am ^-^ guiwtwess, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am ignorant 
Of what hath xDD mov'd ÚwÚ you. 
>w< Weaw. >_> It ^w^ may >_< be ;;w;; so, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ Heaw, Nature, >w< heaw! dear goddess, >w< heaw! 
Suspend thy UwU puwpose, >_> if >w< thou didst >_> intend 
>_< To uWu make ^w^ this OwO cweatuwe ÚwÚ fwuitfuw. 
>w< Into ;;w;; hew >_< womb ^.^ convey :3 stewiwity; 
UwU Dwy :3 up ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >w< the >w< owgans :3 of ÚwÚ incwease; 
And OwO fwom ;;w;; hew derogate body UwU nyevew ;;w;; spwing 
xDD A :3 babe uWu to >w< honyouw ^w^ hew! UwU If she must >_< teem, 
Create ;;w;; hew UwU chiwd :3 of ^.^ spween, ^w^ that it ^w^ may >_< wive 
And >_< be a thwart disnatur'd uWu towment uWu to x3 hew. 
Let it :3 stamp wrinkles ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^.^ bwow :3 of uWu youth, 
With >_< cadent tears UwU fwet xDD channyews ^-^ in ;;w;; hew uWu cheeks, 
:3 Tuwn ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew xDD mothew's ^-^ pains ^-^ and uWu benyefits 
>_< To laughter ^-^ and ^w^ contempt, ^w^ that she ^w^ may feel 
UwU How ^w^ shawpew than a serpent's ÚwÚ tooth it is 
>_< To have a >_< thankwess ^.^ chiwd! :3 Away, uWu away! Exit. 
UwU Awb. xDD Nyow, UwU gods ^w^ that ;;w;; we >w< adowe, xDD wheweof ÚwÚ comes xDD this? 
>w< Gon. ^.^ Nyevew afflict :33 youwsewf uWu to >_< knyow >w< the >_< cause; 
xDD But let ^.^ his ÚwÚ disposition have ^w^ that :33 scope 
:33 That dotage xDD gives uWu it. 

^-^ Entew >w< Weaw. 

>w< Weaw. ^w^ What, x3 fifty :3 of >_> my >_> fowwowews :3 at a ^.^ cwap? 
;;w;; Within a :33 fowtnyight? 
UwU Awb. What's >w< the >w< mattew, >_> siw? 
>w< Weaw. >_< I'ww tell ;;w;; thee. ^w^ [To >_> Gonyewiw] x3 Wife ^-^ and uWu death! ^-^ I am >_> asham'd 
:33 That >w< thou UwU hast ÚwÚ powew uWu to shake >_> my OwO manhood thus; 
:33 That uWu these hot ^w^ teaws, xDD which x3 bweak OwO fwom :33 me >w< pewfowce, 
^.^ Shouwd uWu make ÚwÚ thee worth uWu them. :3 Bwasts ^-^ and xDD fogs upon ^-^ thee! 
Th' ÚwÚ untented UwU woundings :3 of a >_> fathew's xDD cuwse 
Pierce >_> evewy sense uWu about thee!- Old ;;w;; fond uWu eyes, 
*teleports behind you* Beweep ^w^ this >_< cause >w< again, >_< I'ww pluck xDD ye x3 out, 
And ÚwÚ cast ^.^ you, xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ watews ^w^ that :33 you >_> wose, 
>_< To ^.^ tempew ;;w;; cway. x3 Yea, is it come uWu to xDD this? 
Let it >_< be >_< so. ^w^ Yet have ^-^ I UwU weft a ;;w;; daughtew, 
>_< Who ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe is uWu kind ^-^ and ^w^ comfowtabwe. 
When she >_< shaww >_> heaw ^w^ this :3 of ^-^ thee, xDD with ;;w;; hew ^-^ nyaiws 
^w^ She'ww >w< fway thy wolvish :3 visage. Thou xDD shawt find 
:33 That >_< I'ww ^-^ wesume >w< the shape xDD which >w< thou dost xDD think 
^-^ I have ÚwÚ cast off for UwU evew; >w< thou >w< shawt, ^-^ I warrant ;;w;; thee. 
Exeunt >_> [Weaw, :3 Kent, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants]. 
>w< Gon. :3 Do :33 you >_< mawk that, >_> my >_> wowd? 
UwU Awb. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ;;w;; so xDD pawtiaw, >_> Gonyewiw, 
>_< To >w< the >_> gweat :33 wove ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw :33 you >_< - 
>w< Gon. xDD Pway ^.^ you, ÚwÚ content.- ^w^ What, Oswald, uWu ho! 
^w^ [To >w< the >_> Foow] You, sir, :33 mowe ÚwÚ knyave than >w< foow, after ^-^ youw >_< mastew! 
;;w;; Foow. Nuncle >_< Weaw, :33 nyuncwe >_< Weaw, tarry! Take >w< the UwU foow xDD with ;;w;; thee. 

xDD A ^.^ fox uWu when >w< onye has caught >w< hew, 
And >_< such a ;;w;; daughtew, 
^.^ Shouwd ^w^ suwe uWu to >w< the uWu swaughtew, 
UwU If >_> my OwO cap :3 wouwd :3 buy a xDD hawtew. 
So >w< the UwU foow follows ÚwÚ aftew. Exit. 
>w< Gon. ^.^ This man hath ^w^ had ^w^ good counsel! xDD A x3 hundwed ÚwÚ knyights? 
'Tis :3 powitic ^-^ and >_> safe uWu to let xDD him :3 keep 
x3 At point a x3 hundwed knights; ^-^ yes, ^w^ that on >_> evewy >_< dweam, 
>_> Each UwU buzz, uWu each ;;w;; fancy, uWu each :33 compwaint, dislike, 
He ^w^ may ^.^ enguawd ^.^ his dotage xDD with their ^-^ pow'ws 
And hold x3 ouw xDD wives ^-^ in mercy.- Oswald, ^-^ I uWu say! 
UwU Awb. xDD Weww, :33 you ^w^ may ^w^ feaw x3 too ^.^ faw. 
>w< Gon. Safer than xDD twust x3 too ^.^ faw. 
Let :33 me OwO stiww ^w^ take xDD away >w< the :33 hawms ^-^ I fear, 
uWu Nyot ^w^ feaw OwO stiww uWu to >_< be :33 taken. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^.^ his >w< heawt. 
:3 What UwU he hath utter'd ^-^ I have ^.^ wwit >_> my ^.^ sistew. 
UwU If she >_< sustain xDD him ^-^ and ^.^ his x3 hundwed >_< knyights, 
When ^-^ I have UwU show'd >_> th' x3 unfitnyess- 

^-^ Entew ^.^ [Oswawd ÚwÚ the] >_< Stewawd. 

UwU How uWu nyow, Oswald? 
^w^ What, have :33 you ^.^ wwit ^w^ that letter uWu to >_> my xDD sistew? 
^-^ Osw. ^w^ Yes, OwO madam. 
>w< Gon. Take :33 you ÚwÚ some ^w^ company, ^-^ and xDD away uWu to horse! 
:3 Infowm ;;w;; hew full :3 of >_> my >_< pawticuwaw fear, 
And x3 theweto >w< add >_< such uWu weasons :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ own 
:33 As ^w^ may OwO compact it >w< mowe. Get :33 you gone, 
And hasten ^-^ youw >_> wetuwn. UwU [Exit ;;w;; Oswawd.] x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, >_> my lord! 
^.^ This OwO miwky UwU gentwenyess ^-^ and ÚwÚ couwse :3 of ^-^ youws, 
OwO Though ^-^ I >_> condemn it not, yet, ^.^ undew pardon, 
You are ÚwÚ much :33 mowe :3 at ^-^ task for >_< want :3 of ;;w;; wisdom 
uWu Than prais'd for harmful mildness. 
UwU Awb. UwU How far ^-^ youw ^.^ eyes ^w^ may pierce ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot xDD teww. 
Striving uWu to better, oft ;;w;; we :3 maw what's ^.^ weww. 
>w< Gon. Nay ^-^ then- 
UwU Awb. xDD Weww, :3 weww; >_> th' >_< event. x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye V. 
Court :33 befowe >w< the xDD Duke :3 of Albany's ^-^ Pawace. 

^-^ Entew >_< Weaw, :3 Kent, ^-^ and ;;w;; Foow. 

>w< Weaw. :3 Go :33 you :33 befowe uWu to x3 Gwoucestew xDD with uWu these ^.^ wettews. ^.^ Acquaint >_> my 
uWu daughtew xDD nyo further xDD with anything :33 you >_< knyow than ÚwÚ comes OwO fwom ;;w;; hew 
demand :33 out :3 of >w< the OwO wettew. UwU If ^-^ youw UwU diwigence >_< be UwU nyot :3 speedy, ^-^ I 
>_< shaww >_< be >w< thewe x3 afowe ÚwÚ you. 
uWu Kent. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD sweep, >_> my lord, :3 tiww ^-^ I have delivered ^-^ youw OwO wettew. 
Exit. 
;;w;; Foow. UwU If a man's xDD bwains were :33 in's xDD heews, :3 wewe't UwU nyot ^-^ in danger :3 of 
:3 kibes? 
>w< Weaw. x3 Ay, ^.^ boy. 
;;w;; Foow. UwU Then ^-^ I >_> pwithee >_< be ^w^ mewwy. >w< Thy UwU wit >_< shaww >w< nye'ew ^w^ go ^-^ swip-shod. 
>w< Weaw. ^w^ Ha, ^-^ ha, ha! 
;;w;; Foow. OwO Shawt see thy x3 othew uWu daughtew >w< wiww ÚwÚ use ÚwÚ thee >_> kindwy; for though 
she's ÚwÚ as OwO wike ^w^ this ÚwÚ as a ^.^ cwab's OwO wike :3 an xDD appwe, yet ^-^ I ^w^ can tell 
what ^-^ I ^w^ can xDD teww. 
>w< Weaw. :3 What >_> canst ^w^ teww, ;;w;; boy? 
;;w;; Foow. ^w^ She'ww >_< taste ÚwÚ as OwO wike ^w^ this ÚwÚ as a OwO cwab does uWu to a UwU cwab. Thou 
>_> canst tell why one's x3 nyose ^.^ stands ^.^ i' >_> th' :3 middwe ;;w;; on's xDD face? 
>w< Weaw. >w< Nyo. 
;;w;; Foow. :3 Why, uWu to :3 keep one's ^.^ eyes :3 of OwO eithew xDD side's ÚwÚ nyose, ^w^ that what a 
man ;;w;; cannyot x3 smeww x3 out, x3 'a ^w^ may ^w^ spy ;;w;; into. 
>w< Weaw. ^-^ I >w< did ;;w;; hew ;;w;; wwong. 
;;w;; Foow. ^w^ Canst tell how :3 an ^.^ oystew ^-^ makes ^.^ his xDD sheww? 
>w< Weaw. >w< Nyo. 
;;w;; Foow. >_> Nyow ^-^ I :3 nyeithew; but ^-^ I ^w^ can tell why a uWu snyaiw has a ^w^ house. 
>w< Weaw. UwU Why? 
;;w;; Foow. :3 Why, uWu to ^.^ put's ^.^ head in; UwU nyot uWu to >w< give it xDD away uWu to ^.^ his daughters, 
^-^ and uWu weave ^.^ his >_> howns :33 without a ;;w;; case. 
>w< Weaw. ^-^ I >w< wiww forget >_> my ^w^ nyatuwe. So uWu kind a :3 fathew!- ;;w;; Be >_> my :3 howses 
^-^ weady? 
;;w;; Foow. >w< Thy uWu asses are ^w^ gonye uWu about x3 'em. ^.^ The :3 weason why >w< the seven stars 
are xDD nyo moe than seven is a ;;w;; pwetty x3 weason. 
>w< Weaw. Because :33 they are UwU nyot >_< eight? 
;;w;; Foow. >_> Yes indeed. Thou wouldst uWu make a ^w^ good OwO foow. 
>w< Weaw. >_< To uWu tak't ;;w;; again xDD pewfowce! Monster x3 ingwatitude! 
;;w;; Foow. UwU If >w< thou ^-^ wewt >_> my >w< foow, nuncle, >w< I'wd have ÚwÚ thee >w< beaten for being 
old :33 befowe thy time. 
>w< Weaw. OwO How's that? 
;;w;; Foow. Thou shouldst UwU nyot have OwO been old :3 tiww >w< thou ^.^ hadst OwO been >_> wise. 
>w< Weaw. OwO O, let :33 me UwU nyot >_< be >_> mad, UwU nyot >_> mad, sweet heaven! 
uWu Keep :33 me ^-^ in uWu tempew; ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be >_< mad! 

xDD [Entew a :33 Gentweman.] 

UwU How OwO nyow? ;;w;; Awe >w< the :3 howses ^-^ weady? 
^-^ Gent. Ready, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>w< Weaw. uWu Come, ^.^ boy. 
;;w;; Foow. ÚwÚ She UwU that's a ÚwÚ maid uWu nyow, ^-^ and >_< waughs :3 at >_> my >_> depawtuwe, 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU nyot >_< be a ÚwÚ maid :33 wong, UwU unwess things >_< be cut ;;w;; showtew 
x3 Exeunt. 




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>_< ACT >_< II. Scenye xDD I. 
xDD A >w< couwt >_> within >w< the :33 Castwe :3 of >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of Gloucester. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; [Edmund ÚwÚ the] >_> Bastawd ^-^ and >_> Cuwan, >_> meeting. 

ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ Save ^-^ thee, OwO Cuwan. 
UwU Cuw. And ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. ^-^ I have OwO been xDD with ^-^ youw ^-^ fathew, ^-^ and ÚwÚ given xDD him 
>_< nyotice ^w^ that >w< the xDD Duke :3 of xDD Cownwaww ^-^ and OwO Wegan ^.^ his >w< Duchess >w< wiww >_< be 
ÚwÚ hewe xDD with xDD him ^w^ this night. 
ÚwÚ Edm. UwU How ÚwÚ comes that? 
UwU Cuw. Nay, ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. You have heard :3 of >w< the OwO nyews ^w^ abwoad- ^-^ I UwU mean >w< the 
^.^ whispew'd ones, for :33 they are yet but ear-kissing ÚwÚ awguments? 
ÚwÚ Edm. uWu Nyot xDD I. xDD Pway ^.^ you, what are x3 they? 
UwU Cuw. >_< Have :33 you heard :3 of xDD nyo OwO wikewy ^.^ waws ^.^ towawd 'twixt >w< the x3 two ;;w;; Dukes 
:3 of xDD Cownwaww ^-^ and ÚwÚ Awbany? 
ÚwÚ Edm. uWu Nyot a word. 
UwU Cuw. You ^w^ may ÚwÚ do, uWu then, ^-^ in time. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you UwU weww, ^-^ siw. Exit. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ The xDD Duke >_< be ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ to-nyight? ^.^ The >w< bettew! ;;w;; best! 
^.^ This >_< weaves ^w^ itsewf UwU pewfowce uWu into >_> my >_> businyess. 
^w^ My father hath ^w^ set :3 guawd uWu to ^w^ take >_> my uWu bwothew; 
And ^-^ I have >w< onye ^w^ thing, :3 of a xDD queasy question, 
Which ^-^ I must ^.^ act. Briefness ^-^ and ^w^ fowtunye, :3 wowk! 
;;w;; Bwothew, a xDD wowd! Descend! ;;w;; Bwothew, ^-^ I uWu say! 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Edgaw. 

^w^ My father ^.^ watches. O sir, OwO fwy ^w^ this :3 pwace! 
>_> Intewwigence is ÚwÚ given >w< whewe :33 you are xDD hid. 
You have now >w< the ^w^ good ^w^ advantage :3 of >w< the night. 
>_< Have :33 you UwU nyot ^-^ spoken uWu 'gainst >w< the xDD Duke :3 of UwU Cownwaww? 
He's >w< coming xDD hithew; uWu nyow, ^.^ i' >_> th' OwO nyight, ^.^ i' >_> th' ^w^ haste, 
And OwO Wegan xDD with ^-^ him. >_< Have :33 you OwO nyothing ^-^ said 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his party uWu 'gainst >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ÚwÚ Awbany? 
>w< Advise yourself. 
xDD Edg. ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe ^w^ on't, UwU nyot a word. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^-^ I >_> heaw >_> my father coming. UwU Pawdon me! 
^.^ In cunning ^-^ I must draw >_> my >_< swowd upon ÚwÚ you. 
>_> Dwaw, seem uWu to defend :33 youwsewf; now uWu quit :33 you >w< weww.- 
Yield! ^w^ Come :33 befowe >_> my :33 fathew. >_< Wight, UwU ho, ^w^ hewe! 
>_< Fwy, brother.- Torches, ÚwÚ towches!- So farewell. 
x3 Exit ^.^ Edgaw. 
^.^ Some UwU bwood ^.^ dwawn on :33 me :3 wouwd :33 beget >_> opinyion 
Of >_> my :33 mowe :3 fiewce endeavour. OwO [Stabs ^.^ his xDD awm.] ^-^ I have seen 
OwO dwunkawds 
:3 Do :33 mowe than ^w^ this ^-^ in ^.^ spowt.- Father, :3 fathew!- 
>_< Stop, OwO stop! :33 Nyo >w< hewp? 

^-^ Entew :3 Gwoucestew, ^-^ and Servants xDD with UwU towches. 

^-^ Gwou. xDD Nyow, uWu Edmund, >w< whewe's >w< the villain? 
ÚwÚ Edm. uWu Hewe >w< stood UwU he ^-^ in >w< the uWu dawk, ^.^ his :33 shawp >_< swowd x3 out, 
:3 Mumbwing :3 of >_> wicked uWu chawms, OwO conjuwing >w< the moon 
>_< To >_< stand x3 's auspicious mistress. 
^-^ Gwou. xDD But >w< whewe is ^-^ he? 
ÚwÚ Edm. x3 Wook, sir, ^-^ I >_< bweed. 
^-^ Gwou. ;;w;; Whewe is >w< the villain, OwO Edmund? 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ Fwed ^w^ this OwO way, ^-^ siw. When :3 by xDD nyo ÚwÚ means UwU he :3 couwd- 
^-^ Gwou. ^.^ Puwsue :3 him, uWu ho! :3 Go ÚwÚ aftew. ^.^ [Exeunt ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ Sewvants]. 
By xDD nyo ÚwÚ means UwU what? 
ÚwÚ Edm. x3 Pewsuade :33 me uWu to >w< the ^w^ muwthew :3 of ^-^ youw lordship; 
xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< towd xDD him >w< the uWu wevenging UwU gods 
^.^ 'Gainst xDD pawwicides >w< did ;;w;; aww their UwU thundews bend; 
Spoke xDD with how manifold ^-^ and strong a >_< bond 
^.^ The UwU chiwd >_> was ^.^ bound uWu to >_> th' x3 fathew- sir, ^-^ in OwO finye, 
Seeing how uWu woathwy x3 opposite ^-^ I >w< stood 
>_< To ^.^ his unnatural UwU puwpose, ^-^ in uWu feww ÚwÚ motion 
With ^.^ his xDD pwepawed >_< swowd UwU he ^w^ chawges home 
^w^ My xDD unpwovided ^.^ body, lanch'd mine uWu awm; 
xDD But uWu when UwU he OwO saw >_> my uWu best alarum'd >_< spiwits, 
x3 Bowd ^-^ in >w< the xDD quawwew's >_< wight, ;;w;; wous'd uWu to >_> th' ^w^ encountew, 
>_> Ow whether ÚwÚ gasted :3 by >w< the noise ^-^ I x3 made, 
Full :3 suddenwy UwU he ^.^ fwed. 
^-^ Gwou. Let xDD him OwO fwy ^.^ faw. 
uWu Nyot ^-^ in ^w^ this ^w^ wand >_< shaww UwU he UwU wemain :33 uncaught; 
And OwO found- :3 dispatch. ^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe xDD Duke >_> my uWu mastew, 
^w^ My ^-^ wowthy ^-^ awch ^-^ and ^.^ patwon, ÚwÚ comes xDD to-nyight. 
By ^.^ his ^w^ authowity ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 pwocwaim it 
:33 That UwU he xDD which >w< find, xDD him >_< shaww ^w^ desewve x3 ouw xDD thanks, 
Bringing >w< the murderous ÚwÚ caitiff uWu to >w< the stake; 
He ^w^ that >_< conceaws :3 him, ^-^ death. 
ÚwÚ Edm. When ^-^ I x3 dissuaded xDD him OwO fwom ^.^ his intent 
And x3 found xDD him ÚwÚ pight uWu to do ^w^ it, xDD with curst >_> speech 
^-^ I x3 thweaten'd uWu to x3 discovew ^-^ him. He UwU wepwied, 
^.^ 'Thou x3 unpossessing ;;w;; bastawd, dost >w< thou think, 
UwU If ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< stand ÚwÚ against ^-^ thee, :3 wouwd >w< the >_< weposaw 
Of :33 any UwU twust, virtue, >w< ow worth ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee 
Make thy >_> wowds >_> faith'd? >w< Nyo. :3 What ^-^ I OwO shouwd uWu deny 
ÚwÚ (As ^w^ this ^-^ I ^.^ wouwd; :33 ay, though >w< thou didst >w< pwoduce 
^w^ My :3 vewy OwO chawactew), >w< I'wd ^w^ tuwn it ;;w;; aww 
>_< To thy ^.^ suggestion, :33 pwot, ^-^ and uWu damnyed UwU pwactice; 
And >w< thou must uWu make a UwU duwwawd :3 of >w< the world, 
UwU If :33 they UwU nyot :3 thought >w< the ;;w;; pwofits :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ death 
^.^ Wewe :3 vewy >_> pwegnyant ^-^ and >w< potentiaw >_< spuws 
>_< To uWu make ÚwÚ thee >w< seek :33 it.' 
^-^ Gwou. Strong ^-^ and xDD fast'nyed >w< viwwain! 
>w< Wouwd UwU he uWu deny ^.^ his letter? ^-^ I UwU nyevew ^w^ got ^-^ him. 
:33 Tucket within. 
Hark, >w< the Duke's trumpets! ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot why UwU he :33 comes. 
;;w;; Aww >_< powts >_< I'ww bar; >w< the ^w^ viwwain >_< shaww UwU nyot scape; 
^.^ The xDD Duke must ÚwÚ gwant :33 me UwU that. :33 Besides, ^.^ his picture 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ send far ^-^ and >_> nyeaw, ^w^ that ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 kingdom 
:3 May have UwU due UwU nyote :3 of :3 him, ^-^ and :3 of >_> my land, 
UwU Woyaw ^-^ and ^-^ nyatuwaw uWu boy, >_< I'ww >w< wowk >w< the ÚwÚ means 
>_< To uWu make ÚwÚ thee OwO capabwe. 

^-^ Entew xDD Cownwaww, uWu Wegan, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 

^.^ Cown. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; fwiend? ;;w;; Since ^-^ I came ÚwÚ hithew 
:3 (Which ^-^ I ^w^ can UwU caww but >w< nyow) ^-^ I have heard ^-^ stwange news. 
ÚwÚ Weg. UwU If it >_< be ;;w;; twue, ;;w;; aww vengeance ÚwÚ comes x3 too x3 showt 
Which ^w^ can ^w^ puwsue >_> th' UwU offendew. UwU How >_> dost, >_> my >_> wowd? 
^-^ Gwou. O ÚwÚ madam, >_> my old :33 heawt is >_> cwack'd, it's OwO cwack'd! 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^w^ What, >w< did >_> my >_> fathew's xDD godson >w< seek ^-^ youw life? 
He whom >_> my father >w< nyam'd? ;;w;; Youw ^w^ Edgaw? 
^-^ Gwou. O xDD wady, xDD wady, OwO shame :3 wouwd have it hid! 
ÚwÚ Weg. uWu Was UwU he UwU nyot x3 companyion xDD with >w< the >_< wiotous :3 knyights 
:33 That ^.^ tend upon >_> my father? 
^-^ Gwou. ^-^ I >_< knyow not, OwO madam. 'Tis x3 too ^w^ bad, x3 too bad! 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ Yes, ÚwÚ madam, UwU he >_> was :3 of ^w^ that >_< consowt. 
ÚwÚ Weg. :33 Nyo :3 mawvew :33 then though UwU he were ^w^ iww xDD affected. 
'Tis :33 they have put xDD him on >w< the old man's >_< death, 
>_< To have >_> th' ^w^ expense ^-^ and waste :3 of ^.^ his revenues. 
^-^ I have ^w^ this present >_< evenying OwO fwom >_> my ;;w;; sistew 
;;w;; Been ^w^ weww inform'd :3 of them, ^-^ and xDD with >_< such cautions 
UwU That, >_> if :33 they come uWu to ^w^ sojouwn :3 at >_> my uWu house, 
>_< I'ww UwU nyot >_< be >w< thewe. 
^.^ Cown. >_> Nyow ;;w;; I, >_> assuwe ^-^ thee, UwU Wegan. 
uWu Edmund, ^-^ I >_> heaw ^w^ that :33 you have >_< shown ^-^ youw father 
xDD A :3 chiwdwike uWu office. 
ÚwÚ Edm. >_< 'Twas >_> my duty, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ Gwou. He >w< did >_> bewway ^.^ his ^w^ pwactice, ^-^ and >_> weceiv'd 
^.^ This hurt :33 you see, ;;w;; stwiving uWu to ;;w;; appwehend ^-^ him. 
^.^ Cown. Is UwU he pursued? 
^-^ Gwou. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
^.^ Cown. UwU If UwU he >_< be >_> taken, UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyevew :33 mowe 
;;w;; Be UwU feaw'd :3 of x3 doing ^.^ hawm. Make ^-^ youw ^-^ own UwU puwpose, 
UwU How ^-^ in >_> my >_> stwength :33 you :33 pwease. :3 Fow ^.^ you, uWu Edmund, 
>_< Whose virtue ^-^ and ÚwÚ obedience x3 doth ^w^ this >w< instant 
So ÚwÚ much >w< commend :3 itsewf, :33 you >_< shaww >_< be >_> ouws. 
UwU Nyatuwes :3 of >_< such ;;w;; deep xDD twust ;;w;; we >_< shaww ÚwÚ much ;;w;; nyeed; 
You ;;w;; we >_> fiwst seize >_< on. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^-^ I >_< shaww >_> sewve ^.^ you, sir, 
^w^ Twuwy, x3 howevew ;;w;; ewse. 
^-^ Gwou. :3 Fow xDD him ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw Grace. 
^.^ Cown. You >_< knyow UwU nyot why ;;w;; we came uWu to ^-^ visit >w< you- 
ÚwÚ Weg. Thus :33 out :3 of ÚwÚ season, threading :33 dawk-ey'd night. 
:3 Occasions, ^-^ nyobwe :3 Gwoucestew, :3 of ÚwÚ some uWu poise, 
Wherein ;;w;; we must have ÚwÚ use :3 of ^-^ youw UwU advice. 
>_< Ouw father UwU he hath ^.^ wwit, ;;w;; so hath x3 ouw ^w^ sistew, 
Of ^w^ diffewences, xDD which ^-^ I uWu best :3 thought it >w< fit 
>_< To answer OwO fwom x3 ouw home. ^.^ The ;;w;; sevewaw messengers 
^w^ Fwom hence ^-^ attend :3 dispatch. >_< Ouw ^w^ good old ^.^ fwiend, 
:3 Way comforts uWu to ^-^ youw UwU bosom, ^-^ and >_< bestow 
;;w;; Youw :33 nyeedfuw ^-^ counsew uWu to x3 ouw ÚwÚ businyess, 
Which craves >w< the >w< instant ^w^ use. 
^-^ Gwou. ^-^ I >_> sewve ^.^ you, OwO madam. 
;;w;; Youw >_< Gwaces are >w< wight x3 wewcome. 
x3 Exeunt. xDD Fwouwish. 




Scenye >_< II. 
:3 Befowe ^.^ Gwoucestew's >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ Kent ^-^ and ^.^ [Oswawd ÚwÚ the] Steward, ;;w;; sevewawwy. 

^-^ Osw. Good ^.^ dawnying uWu to ^-^ thee, OwO fwiend. ^-^ Awt :3 of ^w^ this house? 
uWu Kent. ^w^ Ay. 
^-^ Osw. ;;w;; Whewe ^w^ may ;;w;; we ^w^ set x3 ouw horses? 
uWu Kent. >_< I' >_> th' OwO miwe. 
^-^ Osw. xDD Pwithee, >_> if >w< thou lov'st me, tell >w< me. 
uWu Kent. ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee uWu nyot. 
^-^ Osw. ^.^ Why uWu then, ^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot for ;;w;; thee. 
uWu Kent. UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in :3 Wipsbuwy UwU Pinfowd, ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu make ÚwÚ thee OwO cawe for 
>w< me. 
^-^ Osw. ^.^ Why dost >w< thou ÚwÚ use :33 me uWu thus? ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee uWu nyot. 
uWu Kent. uWu Fewwow, ^-^ I >_< knyow ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ Osw. :3 What dost >w< thou >_< knyow :33 me for? 
uWu Kent. xDD A :33 knyave; a ;;w;; wascaw; :3 an ^w^ eatew :3 of x3 bwoken ÚwÚ meats; a uWu base, :3 pwoud, 
x3 shawwow, :33 beggawwy, three-suited, ^.^ hundwed-pound, filthy, 
worsted-stocking :33 knyave; a ^.^ wiwy-wivew'd, uWu action-taking, ^-^ whoweson, 
^.^ gwass-gazing, >_< supewsewviceabwe, ;;w;; finyicaw rogue; 
>w< onye-twunk-inhewiting x3 swave; >w< onye ^w^ that wouldst >_< be a uWu bawd ^-^ in x3 way :3 of 
^w^ good service, ^-^ and UwU awt OwO nyothing but >w< the OwO composition :3 of a >_> knyave, 
xDD beggaw, coward, ^-^ pandew, ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ son ^-^ and >_< heiw :3 of a mongrel bitch; 
>w< onye whom ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ beat uWu into uWu cwamowous whining, >_> if >w< thou uWu deny >w< the 
least :33 sywwabwe :3 of thy addition. 
^-^ Osw. :3 Why, what a monstrous uWu fewwow UwU awt UwU thou, UwU thus uWu to ;;w;; waiw on >w< onye 
UwU that's ^w^ nyeithew known :3 of ÚwÚ thee >_< nyow UwU knyows ^-^ thee! 
uWu Kent. :3 What a :3 bwazen-fac'd ^-^ vawwet UwU awt UwU thou, uWu to uWu deny >w< thou knowest me! 
Is it x3 two ^-^ days ^-^ ago >_> since ^-^ I ^-^ beat ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and OwO twipp'd :3 up thy ^.^ heews 
:33 befowe >w< the ÚwÚ King? ÚwÚ [Dwaws ^.^ his UwU swowd.] >_> Dwaw, :33 you xDD wogue! ^-^ fow, though 
it >_< be OwO nyight, yet >w< the moon uWu shinyes. >_< I'ww uWu make a sop uWu o' >_> th' 
:3 moonshinye uWu o' ÚwÚ you. >_> Dwaw, :33 you OwO whoweson OwO cuwwionwy >_> bawbewmongew! 
UwU dwaw! 
^-^ Osw. ;;w;; Away! ^-^ I have OwO nyothing uWu to do xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
uWu Kent. >_> Dwaw, :33 you >_< wascaw! You come xDD with :33 wettews ÚwÚ against >w< the :3 King, ^-^ and 
^w^ take >_> Vanyity >w< the :3 puppet's ^.^ pawt ÚwÚ against >w< the royalty :3 of ;;w;; hew :33 fathew. 
>_> Dwaw, :33 you rogue, >w< ow >_< I'ww ;;w;; so carbonado ^-^ youw OwO shanks! >_> Dwaw, :33 you 
>_< wascaw! ^w^ Come ^-^ youw x3 ways! 
^-^ Osw. x3 Hewp, uWu ho! >_> muwthew! xDD hewp! 
uWu Kent. x3 Stwike, :33 you ^w^ swave! ;;w;; Stand, xDD wogue! ;;w;; Stand, :33 you xDD nyeat ^w^ swave! 
>_> Stwike! [Beats >w< him.] 
^-^ Osw. x3 Hewp, uWu ho! >_> muwthew! >_> muwthew! 

^-^ Entew uWu Edmund, xDD with ^.^ his ;;w;; wapiew drawn, :3 Gwoucestew, xDD Cownwaww, 
uWu Wegan, :33 Sewvants. 

ÚwÚ Edm. UwU How OwO nyow? What's >w< the x3 mattew? x3 Pawts ^w^ [them]. 
uWu Kent. With ^.^ you, ^.^ goodman uWu boy, :3 an :33 you :3 pwease! uWu Come, >_< I'ww flesh ;;w;; ye! 
^w^ Come ;;w;; on, xDD young >_< mastew! 
^-^ Gwou. ;;w;; Weapons? ÚwÚ awms? What's >w< the :3 mattew :33 hewe? 
^.^ Cown. uWu Keep OwO peace, upon ^-^ youw lives! 
He OwO dies ^w^ that strikes again. :3 What is >w< the x3 mattew? 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^.^ The messengers OwO fwom x3 ouw ;;w;; sistew ^-^ and >w< the OwO King 
^.^ Cown. :3 What is ^-^ youw difference? Speak. 
^-^ Osw. ^-^ I am scarce ^-^ in >w< bweath, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
uWu Kent. :33 Nyo x3 mawvew, :33 you have ;;w;; so >_> bestiww'd ^-^ youw ÚwÚ vawouw. You cowardly 
rascal, ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 discwaims ^-^ in ;;w;; thee; a x3 taiwow uWu made ;;w;; thee. 
^.^ Cown. Thou UwU awt a ^-^ stwange fellow. xDD A x3 taiwow uWu make a man? 
uWu Kent. x3 Ay, a tailor, ^-^ siw. xDD A x3 stonyecuttew >w< ow a uWu paintew ^-^ couwd UwU nyot have 
uWu made xDD him ;;w;; so ^-^ iww, though UwU he ^w^ had OwO been but x3 two >w< houws :3 at >w< the trade. 
^.^ Cown. OwO Speak yet, how OwO gwew ^-^ youw quarrel? 
^-^ Osw. ^.^ This ancient ruffian, sir, :3 whose OwO wife ^-^ I have ^-^ spaw'd 
x3 At ^-^ suit :3 of ^.^ his :33 gwey beard- 
uWu Kent. Thou OwO whoweson zed! >w< thou >_< unnyecessawy ;;w;; wettew! ^w^ My lord, >_> if 
^.^ you'ww >w< give :33 me leave, ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ twead ^w^ this ;;w;; unbowted ^w^ viwwain uWu into 
^w^ mowtaw ^-^ and >_< daub >w< the >_> wawws :3 of a UwU jakes xDD with ^-^ him. >_< 'Spawe >_> my :33 gwey 
xDD beawd,' :33 you UwU wagtaiw? 
^.^ Cown. ^w^ Peace, >_< siwwah! 
You xDD beastwy >_> knyave, >_< knyow :33 you xDD nyo xDD wevewence? 
uWu Kent. ^w^ Yes, sir, but :33 angew hath a :33 pwiviwege. 
^.^ Cown. ^.^ Why UwU awt >w< thou uWu angwy? 
uWu Kent. :33 That >_< such a slave ÚwÚ as ^w^ this OwO shouwd >_< weaw a ;;w;; swowd, 
>_< Who wears xDD nyo OwO honyesty. >_> Such >_< smiwing ^-^ wogues ÚwÚ as :3 these, 
>w< Wike OwO wats, oft bite >w< the UwU howy cords :3 atwain 
Which are x3 too UwU intwinse uWu t' x3 unwoose; OwO smooth >_> evewy passion 
:33 That ^-^ in >w< the xDD nyatuwes :3 of their ÚwÚ wowds >_< webew, 
xDD Bwing oil uWu to ÚwÚ fiwe, UwU snyow uWu to their >_> cowdew ÚwÚ moods; 
Renege, affirm, ^-^ and ^w^ tuwn their ÚwÚ hawcyon >_> beaks 
With >_> evewy x3 gawe ^-^ and vary :3 of their masters, 
^.^ Knyowing ^.^ nyaught ^.^ (wike ^.^ dogs) but ÚwÚ fowwowing. 
xDD A ^w^ pwague upon ^-^ youw xDD epiweptic visage! 
x3 Smiwe :33 you >_> my ^.^ speeches, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I were a UwU foow? 
:3 Goose, :3 an ^-^ I ^w^ had :33 you upon ^.^ Sawum :3 Pwain, 
>w< I'wd :33 dwive xDD ye cackling home uWu to Camelot. 
^.^ Cown. ^w^ What, UwU awt >w< thou >_> mad, old fellow? 
^-^ Gwou. UwU How uWu feww :33 you :3 out? Say UwU that. 
uWu Kent. :33 Nyo >_> contwawies hold :33 mowe >_< antipathy 
uWu Than ^-^ I ^-^ and >_< such a >w< knyave. 
^.^ Cown. ^.^ Why dost >w< thou UwU caww xDD him knave? :3 What is ^.^ his xDD fauwt? 
uWu Kent. :33 His countenance >w< wikes :33 me uWu nyot. 
^.^ Cown. :33 Nyo :33 mowe >_< pewchance does uWu minye, >w< ow uWu his, >w< ow uWu hews. 
uWu Kent. x3 Siw, ÚwÚ 'tis >_> my >_> occupation uWu to >_< be ^-^ pwain. 
^-^ I have seen xDD bettew faces ^-^ in >_> my :3 time 
uWu Than ^.^ stands on :33 any shoulder ^w^ that ^-^ I see 
:3 Befowe :33 me :3 at ^w^ this uWu instant. 
^.^ Cown. ^.^ This is ÚwÚ some uWu fewwow 
^-^ Who, having OwO been prais'd for bluntness, x3 doth >_< affect 
xDD A saucy ^-^ woughnyess, ^-^ and constrains >w< the garb 
Quite OwO fwom ^.^ his ^w^ nyatuwe. He ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ fwattew, xDD he! 
;;w;; An uWu honyest ;;w;; mind ^-^ and xDD pwain- UwU he must UwU speak ;;w;; twuth! 
;;w;; An :33 they >w< wiww ^w^ take ^w^ it, uWu so; >_> if not, ÚwÚ he's ^-^ pwain. 
These uWu kind :3 of xDD knyaves ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD which ^-^ in ^w^ this ^.^ pwainnyess 
>_> Hawbouw :33 mowe ;;w;; cwaft ^-^ and :33 mowe corrupter ^w^ ends 
uWu Than twenty silly-ducking observants 
:33 That >_> stwetch their >_< duties ^w^ nyicewy. 
uWu Kent. x3 Siw, ^-^ in ^w^ good faith, ^-^ in ^.^ sincewe >_> vewity, 
Under >_> th' allowance :3 of ^-^ youw >_> gweat >w< aspect, 
>_< Whose ÚwÚ infwuence, OwO wike >w< the wreath :3 of radiant ^w^ fiwe 
:3 On uWu fwickewing OwO Phoebus' >w< fwont- 
^.^ Cown. :3 What mean'st :3 by xDD this? 
uWu Kent. >_< To ^w^ go :33 out :3 of >_> my xDD diawect, xDD which :33 you xDD discommend ;;w;; so ^-^ much. ^-^ I 
:33 knyow, sir, ^-^ I am xDD nyo flatterer. He ^w^ that >w< beguiw'd :33 you ^-^ in a UwU pwain 
>_> accent >_> was a UwU pwain >_> knyave, which, for >_> my >_< pawt, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot be, 
though ^-^ I OwO shouwd >w< win ^-^ youw ;;w;; dispweasuwe uWu to entreat :33 me to't. 
^.^ Cown. :3 What >_> was >_> th' uWu offence :33 you ÚwÚ gave him? 
^-^ Osw. ^-^ I UwU nyevew ÚwÚ gave xDD him any. 
>_> It pleas'd >w< the OwO King ^.^ his ^w^ mastew :3 vewy OwO wate 
>_< To ;;w;; stwike :3 at me, upon ^.^ his >w< misconstwuction; 
When ÚwÚ he, :3 conjunct, ^-^ and ;;w;; fwattewing ^.^ his >w< dispweasuwe, 
ÚwÚ Twipp'd :33 me x3 behind; being x3 down, insulted, ^.^ waiw'd 
And put upon xDD him >_< such a ^.^ deaw :3 of man 
:33 That ;;w;; wowthied :3 him, ^w^ got ;;w;; pwaises :3 of >w< the OwO King 
:3 Fow xDD him >_> attempting ;;w;; who >_> was self-subdu'd; 
And, ^-^ in >w< the fleshment :3 of ^w^ this x3 dwead exploit, 
Drew on :33 me ÚwÚ hewe again. 
uWu Kent. UwU Nyonye :3 of uWu these ^-^ wogues ^-^ and cowards 
xDD But Ajax is their OwO foow. 
^.^ Cown. :33 Fetch ^-^ fowth >w< the ÚwÚ stocks! 
You OwO stubbown ancient >_> knyave, :33 you reverent x3 bwaggawt, 
>w< We'ww ^-^ teach >w< you- 
uWu Kent. x3 Siw, ^-^ I am x3 too old uWu to uWu weawn. 
x3 Caww UwU nyot ^-^ youw stocks for >w< me. ^-^ I >_> sewve >w< the OwO King; 
:3 On :3 whose ;;w;; empwoyment ^-^ I >_> was >_> sent uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
You >_< shaww do xDD smaww OwO wespect, ^w^ show x3 too xDD bowd ÚwÚ mawice 
Against >w< the ^.^ gwace ^-^ and :33 pewson :3 of >_> my uWu mastew, 
UwU Stocking ^.^ his ÚwÚ messengew. 
^.^ Cown. :33 Fetch ^-^ fowth >w< the ÚwÚ stocks! :33 As ^-^ I have OwO wife ^-^ and ;;w;; honyouw, 
;;w;; Thewe >_< shaww UwU he ÚwÚ sit :3 tiww noon. 
ÚwÚ Weg. xDD Tiww x3 nyoon? xDD Tiww OwO nyight, >_> my lord, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww night too! 
uWu Kent. :3 Why, ÚwÚ madam, >_> if ^-^ I were ^-^ youw >_> fathew's UwU dog, 
You OwO shouwd UwU nyot ÚwÚ use :33 me >_< so. 
ÚwÚ Weg. x3 Siw, being ^.^ his >_> knyave, ^-^ I :3 wiww. 
^.^ Cown. ^.^ This is a uWu fewwow :3 of >w< the :33 sewfsame xDD cowouw 
>_< Ouw ;;w;; sistew ;;w;; speaks >_< of. uWu Come, >_< bwing xDD away >w< the ÚwÚ stocks! 
uWu Stocks brought x3 out. 
^-^ Gwou. Let :33 me uWu beseech ^-^ youw Grace UwU nyot uWu to do >_< so. 
:33 His x3 fauwt is much, ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ good OwO King ^.^ his ^w^ mastew 
Will check xDD him ;;w;; fow't. ;;w;; Youw purpos'd >w< wow ^.^ cowwection 
Is >_< such ÚwÚ as ^.^ basest ^-^ and ^-^ contemn'dest >w< wwetches 
:3 Fow xDD piwf'wings ^-^ and :3 most UwU common trespasses 
;;w;; Awe punish'd with. ^.^ The OwO King must ^w^ take it ^w^ iww 
:33 That ÚwÚ he, ;;w;; so slightly UwU vawued ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ messengew, 
^.^ Shouwd have xDD him UwU thus >_< westwain'd. 
^.^ Cown. >_< I'ww answer UwU that. 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^w^ My ;;w;; sistew ^w^ may >_> weceive it ÚwÚ much :33 mowe ^-^ wowse, 
>_< To have ;;w;; hew gentleman uWu abus'd, OwO assauwted, 
:3 Fow following ;;w;; hew x3 affaiws. xDD Put ^-^ in ^.^ his legs.- 
^-^ [Kent is put ^-^ in >w< the x3 stocks.] 
uWu Come, >_> my ^w^ good lord, uWu away. 
Exeunt uWu [aww but x3 Gwoucestew ^-^ and ÚwÚ Kent]. 
^-^ Gwou. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy for ^-^ thee, OwO fwiend. 'Tis >w< the Duke's ^.^ pweasuwe, 
>_< Whose >_> disposition, ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ weww :3 knyows, 
Will UwU nyot >_< be rubb'd >_< nyow uWu stopp'd. >_< I'ww entreat for ;;w;; thee. 
uWu Kent. xDD Pway do not, ^-^ siw. ^-^ I have watch'd ^-^ and >_> twaveww'd ;;w;; hawd. 
^.^ Some :3 time ^-^ I >_< shaww OwO sweep x3 out, >w< the :33 west >_< I'ww ;;w;; whistwe. 
xDD A ^w^ good man's xDD fowtunye ^w^ may ÚwÚ gwow :33 out :3 at heels. 
^w^ Give :33 you ^w^ good UwU mowwow! 
^-^ Gwou. ^.^ The xDD Duke x3 's uWu to ^w^ bwame ^-^ in this; 'twill >_< be ^w^ iww :33 taken. 
Exit. 
uWu Kent. Good :3 King, ^w^ that must ÚwÚ appwove >w< the UwU common >_> saw, 
Thou :33 out :3 of heaven's >_< benyediction com'st 
>_< To >w< the >_> wawm ^-^ sun! 
x3 Appwoach, >w< thou :33 beacon uWu to ^w^ this ^.^ undew >_< gwobe, 
:33 That :3 by thy OwO comfowtabwe ^w^ beams ^-^ I ^w^ may 
^.^ Pewuse ^w^ this OwO wettew. Nothing almost x3 sees :33 miwacwes 
xDD But misery. ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ 'tis OwO fwom ^.^ Cowdewia, 
>_< Who hath :3 most fortunately OwO been inform'd 
Of >_> my ^w^ obscuwed UwU couwse- ^-^ and ;;w;; [weads] 'shall find :3 time 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ this :33 enyowmous xDD state, :3 seeking uWu to >w< give 
:3 Wosses their >_> wemedies'- ;;w;; Aww :33 weawy ^-^ and o'erwatch'd, 
Take vantage, >_< heavy uWu eyes, UwU nyot uWu to uWu behowd 
^.^ This OwO shamefuw >_> wodging. 
ÚwÚ Fowtunye, ^w^ good night; ÚwÚ smiwe once ^-^ mowe, ^w^ tuwn thy ÚwÚ wheew. 
:33 Sweeps. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
^.^ The uWu open uWu countwy. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Edgaw. 

xDD Edg. ^-^ I heard myself :33 pwocwaim'd, 
And :3 by >w< the happy ^.^ howwow :3 of a UwU twee 
:33 Escap'd >w< the >w< hunt. :33 Nyo port is free, xDD nyo :3 pwace 
:33 That :3 guawd ^-^ and :3 most ^w^ unyusuaw >w< vigiwance 
^w^ Does UwU nyot ^-^ attend >_> my ÚwÚ taking. Whiles ^-^ I ^w^ may uWu scape, 
^-^ I >w< wiww preserve myself; ^-^ and am >_< bethought 
>_< To ^w^ take >w< the ^.^ basest ^-^ and :3 most :33 poowest shape 
:33 That ^-^ evew x3 penyuwy, ^-^ in >_> contempt :3 of ;;w;; man, 
^w^ Bwought uWu nyeaw uWu to :33 beast. ^w^ My UwU face >_< I'ww x3 gwime xDD with filth, 
Blanket >_> my ^-^ woins, elf ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< haiw ^-^ in :3 knyots, 
And xDD with OwO pwesented ^.^ nyakednyess outface 
^.^ The UwU winds ^-^ and UwU pewsecutions :3 of >w< the >_< sky. 
^.^ The xDD countwy xDD gives :33 me >_< pwoof ^-^ and precedent 
Of ÚwÚ Bedwam beggars, :33 who, xDD with UwU woawing ^.^ voices, 
>_< Stwike ^-^ in their ÚwÚ nyumb'd ^-^ and >_> mowtified uWu bawe xDD awms 
ÚwÚ Pins, wooden ÚwÚ pwicks, OwO nyaiws, >w< spwigs :3 of rosemary; 
And xDD with ^w^ this horrible ^w^ object, OwO fwom >w< wow farms, 
>_> Poow pelting villages, >_< sheepcotes, ^-^ and >_< miwws, 
OwO Sometime xDD with ^w^ wunyatic bans, x3 sometime xDD with >_< pwayews, 
^.^ Enfowce their >_< chawity. x3 'Poow >_< Tuwwygod! x3 poow :3 Tom!' 
xDD That's x3 something >_> yet! uWu Edgaw ^-^ I OwO nyothing >w< am. Exit. 




Scenye ;;w;; IV. 
:3 Befowe ^.^ Gwoucestew's Castle; ^w^ Kent ^-^ in >w< the stocks. 

^-^ Entew >_< Weaw, x3 Foow, ^-^ and xDD Gentweman. 

>w< Weaw. 'Tis ^-^ stwange ^w^ that :33 they OwO shouwd ;;w;; so ^.^ depawt OwO fwom ;;w;; home, 
And UwU nyot ^.^ send >_< back >_> my ÚwÚ messengew. 
^-^ Gent. :33 As ^-^ I learn'd, 
^.^ The night :33 befowe >w< thewe >_> was xDD nyo OwO puwpose ^-^ in them 
Of ^w^ this ^w^ wemove. 
uWu Kent. x3 Haiw uWu to ^-^ thee, ^-^ nyobwe >_< mastew! 
>w< Weaw. Ha! 
>_> Mak'st >w< thou ^w^ this OwO shame thy xDD pastime? 
uWu Kent. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; Foow. ^w^ Ha, ha! ;;w;; wook! UwU he wears OwO cwuew >_< gawtews. :33 Howses are ÚwÚ tied :3 by >w< the 
head, ^w^ dogs ^-^ and >_< beaws :3 by >_> th' neck, xDD monkeys :3 by >_> th' ^-^ woins, ^-^ and ^-^ men 
:3 by >_> th' ^w^ wegs. When a man's ;;w;; ovew-wusty :3 at :33 wegs, :33 then UwU he wears 
wooden ÚwÚ nyethew-stocks. 
>w< Weaw. What's UwU he ^w^ that hath ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much thy :3 pwace :3 mistook 
>_< To ^w^ set ÚwÚ thee :33 hewe? 
uWu Kent. >_> It is x3 both UwU he ^-^ and she- 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ son ^-^ and ;;w;; daughtew. 
>w< Weaw. >w< Nyo. 
uWu Kent. x3 Yes. 
>w< Weaw. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
uWu Kent. ^-^ I say >_< yea. 
>w< Weaw. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, :33 they :3 wouwd not! 
uWu Kent. ^w^ Yes, :33 they >w< have. 
>w< Weaw. By ^w^ Jupitew, ^-^ I xDD sweaw x3 nyo! 
uWu Kent. By Juno, ^-^ I xDD sweaw >w< ay! 
>w< Weaw. xDD They durst UwU nyot ^.^ do't; 
xDD They :3 wouwd not, ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ^-^ do't. 'Tis worse than ^w^ muwthew 
>_< To do upon ^w^ wespect >_< such >_< viowent outrage. 
UwU Wesowve :33 me xDD with ;;w;; aww modest haste xDD which x3 way 
Thou ^w^ mightst ^w^ desewve >w< ow :33 they ^.^ impose ^w^ this :3 usage, 
Coming OwO fwom :33 us. 
uWu Kent. ^w^ My lord, uWu when :3 at their home 
^-^ I >w< did >w< commend ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' :33 wettews uWu to them, 
Ere ^-^ I >_> was >_< wisen OwO fwom >w< the :3 pwace ^w^ that UwU show'd 
^w^ My >_> duty ^.^ knyeewing, came >w< thewe a :33 weeking :33 post, 
uWu Stew'd ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ haste, :3 hawf :3 bweathwess, OwO panting ^-^ fowth 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ Gonyewiw ^.^ his ÚwÚ mistwess xDD sawutations; 
Deliver'd UwU wettews, :33 spite :3 of uWu intewmission, 
Which uWu pwesentwy :33 they ^w^ wead; on :3 whose ^.^ contents, 
xDD They >_< summon'd :3 up their ;;w;; meiny, straight took ^.^ howse, 
Commanded :33 me uWu to x3 fowwow ^-^ and ^-^ attend 
^.^ The :3 weisuwe :3 of their answer, ÚwÚ gave :33 me >_< cowd looks, 
And OwO meeting ÚwÚ hewe >w< the x3 othew ^.^ messengew, 
>_< Whose >_< wewcome ^-^ I uWu pewceiv'd ^w^ had :3 poison'd uWu minye- 
ÚwÚ Being >w< the :3 vewy uWu fewwow xDD which :3 of OwO wate 
Display'd ;;w;; so x3 sauciwy ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess- 
^.^ Having :33 mowe man than UwU wit uWu about me, >_< dwew. 
He xDD wais'd >w< the house xDD with ÚwÚ woud ^-^ and >w< cowawd cries. 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ son ^-^ and uWu daughtew x3 found ^w^ this ;;w;; twespass worth 
^.^ The OwO shame xDD which ÚwÚ hewe it >w< suffews. 
;;w;; Foow. ÚwÚ Wintew's UwU nyot ^w^ gonye yet, >_> if >w< the wild geese OwO fwy ^w^ that way. 

>_< Fathews ^w^ that >_< weaw x3 wags 
:3 Do uWu make their :3 chiwdwen blind; 
xDD But ^.^ fathews ^w^ that ;;w;; beaw x3 bags 
ÚwÚ Shaww see their :3 chiwdwen :3 kind. 
ÚwÚ Fowtunye, ^w^ that ÚwÚ awwant whore, 
>w< Nye'ew :3 tuwns >w< the ;;w;; key uWu to >_> th' >_< poow. 

xDD But for ;;w;; aww ^w^ this, >w< thou xDD shawt have ÚwÚ as uWu many OwO dowouws for thy 
daughters ÚwÚ as >w< thou >_> canst tell ^-^ in a ^.^ yeaw. 
>w< Weaw. OwO O, how ^w^ this mother ^-^ swewws :3 up ^.^ towawd >_> my >_< heawt! 
uWu Hystewica :3 passio! Down, >w< thou >w< cwimbing :3 sowwow! 
>w< Thy uWu ewement's ÚwÚ bewow! ;;w;; Whewe is ^w^ this ;;w;; daughtew? 
uWu Kent. With >w< the >w< Eaww, sir, ÚwÚ hewe within. 
>w< Weaw. Follow :33 me not; 
Stay uWu hewe. Exit. 
^-^ Gent. ^-^ Made :33 you xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu offence but what :33 you UwU speak of? 
uWu Kent. None. 
UwU How >_> chance >w< the OwO King ÚwÚ comes xDD with ;;w;; so xDD smaww a uWu nyumbew? 
;;w;; Foow. ;;w;; An >w< thou ^.^ hadst OwO been ^w^ set ^.^ i' >_> th' stocks for ^w^ that question, 
>_< thou'dst ^w^ weww OwO desewv'd uWu it. 
uWu Kent. :3 Why, UwU foow? 
;;w;; Foow. >w< We'ww ^w^ set ÚwÚ thee uWu to :33 schoow uWu to :3 an ant, uWu to ^-^ teach ÚwÚ thee >_< thewe's xDD nyo 
labouring ^.^ i' >_> th' winter. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ that x3 fowwow their noses are led :3 by 
their ^.^ eyes but ^.^ bwind men, ^-^ and >_< thewe's UwU nyot a x3 nyose xDD among twenty 
but ^w^ can x3 smeww xDD him UwU that's OwO stinking. Let ^w^ go thy hold uWu when a >_> gweat 
wheel UwU wuns OwO down a OwO hiww, >_> west it x3 bweak thy neck xDD with following 
x3 it; but >w< the >_> gweat >w< onye ^w^ that :3 goes ^w^ upwawd, let xDD him draw ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ aftew. 
When a uWu wise man xDD gives ÚwÚ thee xDD bettew :33 counsew, >w< give :33 me mine again. ^-^ I 
:3 wouwd have none but xDD knyaves x3 fowwow ^w^ it, >_> since a UwU foow xDD gives uWu it. 
:33 That >w< siw xDD which serves ^-^ and seeks for ^-^ gain, 
And follows but for >_> fowm, 
Will pack uWu when it begins uWu to rain 
And uWu weave ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; stowm. 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww tarry; >w< the UwU foow >w< wiww ;;w;; stay, 
And let >w< the uWu wise man ^w^ fwy. 
^.^ The ÚwÚ knyave :3 tuwns UwU foow ^w^ that UwU wuns away; 
^.^ The UwU foow xDD nyo >_> knyave, :33 pewdy. 
uWu Kent. ;;w;; Whewe >w< weawn'd :33 you ^w^ this, UwU foow? 
;;w;; Foow. uWu Nyot ^.^ i' >_> th' >_> stocks, OwO foow. 

^-^ Entew >_< Weaw ^-^ and x3 Gwoucestew 

>w< Weaw. Deny uWu to UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ me? xDD They are >w< sick? :33 they are weary? 
xDD They have >_> twaveww'd ;;w;; aww >w< the night? :33 Mewe uWu fetches- 
^.^ The OwO images :3 of x3 wevowt ^-^ and flying off! 
:33 Fetch :33 me a xDD bettew answer. 
^-^ Gwou. ^w^ My dear lord, 
You >_< knyow >w< the ^-^ fiewy ^-^ quawity :3 of >w< the Duke, 
UwU How UwU unwemovabwe ^-^ and fix'd UwU he is 
^.^ In ^.^ his ^-^ own >_> couwse. 
>w< Weaw. x3 Vengeance! >w< pwague! uWu death! >w< confusion! 
;;w;; Fiewy? :3 What quality? :3 Why, :3 Gwoucestew, :3 Gwoucestew, 
>w< I'wd UwU speak xDD with >w< the xDD Duke :3 of xDD Cownwaww ^-^ and ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
^-^ Gwou. xDD Weww, >_> my ^w^ good lord, ^-^ I have inform'd them >_< so. 
>w< Weaw. ÚwÚ Infowm'd them? OwO Dost >w< thou understand me, man? 
^-^ Gwou. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
>w< Weaw. ^.^ The OwO King :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with ;;w;; Cownwaww; >w< the dear father 
>w< Wouwd xDD with ^.^ his uWu daughtew :3 speak, >_> commands ;;w;; hew ^.^ sewvice. 
;;w;; Awe :33 they inform'd :3 of xDD this? ^w^ My >_< bweath ^-^ and >w< bwood! 
;;w;; Fiewy? >w< the ^-^ fiewy ^-^ Duke? Tell >w< the hot xDD Duke that- 
x3 Nyo, but UwU nyot >_> yet! :3 May >_< be UwU he is UwU nyot ^.^ weww. 
^.^ Infiwmity x3 doth OwO stiww neglect ;;w;; aww :33 office 
>_> Wheweto x3 ouw OwO heawth is bound. OwO We are UwU nyot >_> ouwsewves 
When UwU nyatuwe, being ^.^ oppwess'd, >_> commands >w< the ;;w;; mind 
>_< To :3 suffew xDD with >w< the :33 body. >_< I'ww ;;w;; fowbeaw; 
And am UwU fawwen :33 out xDD with >_> my :33 mowe headier will, 
>_< To ^w^ take >w< the uWu indispos'd ^-^ and uWu sickwy >w< fit 
:3 Fow >w< the sound :3 man.- uWu Death on >_> my ÚwÚ state! ^.^ Whewefowe 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be ÚwÚ sit :33 hewe? ^.^ This :3 act persuades :33 me 
:33 That ^w^ this >_> wemotion :3 of >w< the xDD Duke ^-^ and ;;w;; hew 
Is UwU pwactice ^w^ onwy. ^w^ Give :33 me >_> my servant forth. 
:3 Go tell >w< the xDD Duke ^-^ and x3 's uWu wife >w< I'wd UwU speak xDD with them- 
xDD Nyow, ^-^ pwesentwy. OwO Bid them come ^-^ fowth ^-^ and >_> heaw me, 
>_> Ow :3 at their x3 chambew :33 doow >_< I'ww ^-^ beat >w< the OwO dwum 
xDD Tiww it ^.^ cwy OwO sweep uWu to ^-^ death. 
^-^ Gwou. ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ;;w;; aww ^w^ weww ÚwÚ betwixt ÚwÚ you. Exit. 
>w< Weaw. O me, >_> my heart, >_> my >w< wising >_< heawt! xDD But :33 down! 
;;w;; Foow. OwO Cwy uWu to ^w^ it, nuncle, ÚwÚ as >w< the >_> cocknyey >w< did uWu to >w< the :33 eews uWu when she 
put >w< 'em ^.^ i' >_> th' paste >w< awive. ÚwÚ She uWu knyapp'd >w< 'em uWu o' >_> th' :3 coxcombs xDD with 
a >_> stick ^-^ and uWu cwied xDD 'Down, :33 wantons, down!' >_< 'Twas ;;w;; hew brother that, 
^-^ in >_> puwe kindness uWu to ^.^ his ^.^ howse, buttered ^.^ his >_< hay. 

^-^ Entew xDD Cownwaww, uWu Wegan, :3 Gwoucestew, :33 Sewvants. 

>w< Weaw. Good morrow uWu to :33 you ^.^ both. 
^.^ Cown. x3 Haiw uWu to ^-^ youw >w< Gwace! 
^w^ Kent ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ set :3 at ^-^ wibewty. 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad uWu to see ^-^ youw uWu Highnyess. 
>w< Weaw. uWu Wegan, ^-^ I xDD think :33 you are; ^-^ I >_< knyow what :3 weason 
^-^ I have uWu to xDD think >_< so. UwU If >w< thou shouldst UwU nyot >_< be :3 gwad, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< divowce :33 me OwO fwom thy xDD mothew's ÚwÚ tomb, 
Sepulchring :3 an ^w^ aduwtwess. ^w^ [To ;;w;; Kent] OwO O, are :33 you free? 
^.^ Some x3 othew :3 time for UwU that.- >_> Bewoved uWu Wegan, 
>w< Thy :3 sistew's ;;w;; nyaught. O uWu Wegan, she hath ÚwÚ tied 
xDD Shawp-tooth'd UwU unkindnyess, OwO wike a ^-^ vuwtuwe, ^w^ hewe! 
>_> [Ways ^.^ his UwU hand on ^.^ his OwO heawt.] 
^-^ I ^w^ can scarce UwU speak uWu to ;;w;; thee. ;;w;; Thou'wt UwU nyot xDD bewieve 
With how deprav'd a quality- O ^-^ Wegan! 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, sir, ^w^ take ^.^ patience. ^-^ I have hope 
You less >_< knyow how uWu to ^.^ vawue ;;w;; hew OwO desewt 
uWu Than she uWu to ^.^ scant ;;w;; hew ^w^ duty. 
>w< Weaw. >w< Say, how is that? 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot xDD think >_> my ;;w;; sistew ^-^ in >w< the least 
>w< Wouwd >_> faiw ;;w;; hew obligation. If, sir, >_< pewchance 
ÚwÚ She have uWu westwain'd >w< the >_< wiots :3 of ^-^ youw >w< fowwowews, 
'Tis on >_< such OwO gwound, ^-^ and uWu to >_< such :33 whowesome ^w^ end, 
:33 As ^w^ cweaws ;;w;; hew OwO fwom ;;w;; aww >_> bwame. 
>w< Weaw. ^w^ My ;;w;; cuwses on ^w^ hew! 
ÚwÚ Weg. OwO O, sir, :33 you are old! 
Nature ^-^ in :33 you ^.^ stands on >w< the :3 vewy verge 
Of ;;w;; hew confine. You OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ wuw'd, ^-^ and led 
By ÚwÚ some discretion ^w^ that discerns ^-^ youw ^.^ state 
>_> Bettew than :33 you yourself. Therefore ^-^ I pray :33 you 
:33 That uWu to x3 ouw ;;w;; sistew :33 you do uWu make ÚwÚ wetuwn; 
Say :33 you have wrong'd >w< hew, ^-^ siw. 
>w< Weaw. Ask ;;w;; hew :33 fowgivenyess? 
:3 Do :33 you but >_< mawk how ^w^ this UwU becomes >w< the uWu house: 
>_< 'Deaw ;;w;; daughtew, ^-^ I x3 confess ^w^ that ^-^ I am OwO owd. xDD [Knyeews.] 
OwO Age is UwU unnyecessawy. :3 On >_> my >_> knyees ^-^ I >w< beg 
:33 That ^.^ you'ww :3 vouchsafe :33 me >_< waiment, UwU bed, ^-^ and >_> food.' 
ÚwÚ Weg. Good sir, xDD nyo UwU mowe! These are ÚwÚ unsightwy >_< twicks. 
^-^ Wetuwn :33 you uWu to >_> my ^.^ sistew. 
>w< Weaw. ;;w;; [wises] x3 Nyevew, ^-^ Wegan! 
ÚwÚ She hath xDD abated :33 me :3 of :3 hawf >_> my uWu twain; 
xDD Wook'd >w< bwack upon x3 me; ^w^ stwuck :33 me xDD with ;;w;; hew uWu tongue, 
uWu Most serpent-like, upon >w< the :3 vewy >w< heawt. 
;;w;; Aww >w< the x3 stow'd vengeances :3 of :3 heaven x3 faww 
:3 On ;;w;; hew uWu ingwatefuw xDD top! >_< Stwike ;;w;; hew xDD young OwO bonyes, 
You x3 taking ^-^ aiws, xDD with UwU wamenyess! 
^.^ Cown. >w< Fie, sir, :33 fie! 
>w< Weaw. You :33 nyimbwe ;;w;; wightnyings, >w< dawt ^-^ youw >_> bwinding ^-^ fwames 
>w< Into ;;w;; hew xDD scownfuw eyes! OwO Infect ;;w;; hew OwO beauty, 
You uWu fen-suck'd ÚwÚ fogs, ^.^ dwawn :3 by >w< the pow'rful sun, 
>_< To x3 faww ^-^ and ^-^ bwast ;;w;; hew pride! 
ÚwÚ Weg. O >w< the blest UwU gods! ;;w;; so >w< wiww :33 you :33 wish on :33 me 
When >w< the >_> wash ^.^ mood is >_< on. 
>w< Weaw. x3 Nyo, uWu Wegan, >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyevew have >_> my ^.^ cuwse. 
>w< Thy tender-hefted ;;w;; nyatuwe >_< shaww UwU nyot >w< give 
^.^ Thee ^.^ o'ew uWu to :33 hawshnyess. ÚwÚ Hew ^.^ eyes are ;;w;; fiewce; but ^w^ thinye 
:3 Do uWu comfowt, ^-^ and UwU nyot UwU buwn. 'Tis UwU nyot ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee 
>_< To grudge >_> my xDD pweasuwes, uWu to cut off >_> my ^w^ twain, 
>_< To bandy hasty >_< wowds, uWu to ^.^ scant >_> my x3 sizes, 
And, ^-^ in conclusion, uWu to ^w^ oppose >w< the ^w^ bowt 
Against >_> my >w< coming uWu in. Thou xDD bettew know'st 
^.^ The UwU offices :3 of UwU nyatuwe, >_< bond :3 of OwO chiwdhood, 
UwU Effects :3 of courtesy, >_< dues :3 of OwO gwatitude. 
>w< Thy :3 hawf uWu o' >_> th' :33 kingdom UwU hast >w< thou UwU nyot ;;w;; fowgot, 
Wherein ^-^ I ÚwÚ thee :33 endow'd. 
ÚwÚ Weg. Good sir, uWu to >_> th' ÚwÚ puwpose. 
:33 Tucket within. 
>w< Weaw. >_< Who put >_> my man ^.^ i' >_> th' >_< stocks? 
^.^ Cown. :3 What >_> twumpet's that? 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^-^ I UwU knyow't- >_> my xDD sistew's. ^.^ This :3 appwoves ;;w;; hew >_> wettew, 
:33 That she :3 wouwd UwU soon >_< be uWu hewe. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ [Oswawd ÚwÚ the] >_< Stewawd. 

Is ^-^ youw lady come? 
>w< Weaw. ^.^ This is a :33 swave, :3 whose easy-borrowed ^-^ pwide 
:3 Dwewws ^-^ in >w< the UwU fickwe ^.^ gwace :3 of ;;w;; hew UwU he follows. 
xDD Out, xDD vawwet, OwO fwom >_> my ^.^ sight! 
^.^ Cown. :3 What ÚwÚ means ^-^ youw >_> Gwace? 

^-^ Entew xDD Gonyewiw. 

>w< Weaw. >_< Who ÚwÚ stock'd >_> my OwO sewvant? uWu Wegan, ^-^ I have ^w^ good hope 
Thou didst UwU nyot >_< knyow ÚwÚ on't.- >_< Who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? O >_> heavens! 
UwU If :33 you do :33 wove old men, >_> if ^-^ youw sweet >_< sway 
>_< Awwow ;;w;; obedience- >_> if :33 youwsewves are >_< owd, 
Make it ^-^ youw >_< cause! uWu Send x3 down, ^-^ and ^w^ take >_> my UwU pawt! 
^w^ [To >_> Gonyewiw] ^-^ Awt UwU nyot >_> asham'd uWu to >w< wook upon ^w^ this ;;w;; beawd?- 
O uWu Wegan, OwO wiwt >w< thou ^w^ take ;;w;; hew :3 by >w< the ^-^ hand? 
>w< Gon. ^.^ Why UwU nyot :3 by >_> th' ;;w;; hand, >_> siw? UwU How have ^-^ I :3 offended? 
>w< Aww's UwU nyot uWu offence ^w^ that uWu indiscwetion finds 
And dotage >w< tewms >_< so. 
>w< Weaw. O xDD sides, :33 you are x3 too UwU tough! 
Will :33 you yet ;;w;; howd? UwU How came >_> my man ^.^ i' >_> th' >_< stocks? 
^.^ Cown. ^-^ I ^w^ set xDD him there, sir; but ^.^ his ^-^ own disorders 
uWu Desewv'd ÚwÚ much less :3 advancement. 
>w< Weaw. ÚwÚ You? ÚwÚ Did :33 you? 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ^-^ fathew, being weak, seem >_< so. 
If, :3 tiww >w< the >w< expiwation :3 of ^-^ youw OwO month, 
You >w< wiww ^w^ wetuwn ^-^ and ^w^ sojouwn xDD with >_> my ^w^ sistew, 
Dismissing :3 hawf ^-^ youw ^w^ twain, come :33 then uWu to >w< me. 
^-^ I am now OwO fwom ;;w;; home, ^-^ and :33 out :3 of ^w^ that xDD pwovision 
Which >_< shaww >_< be :33 nyeedfuw for ^-^ youw entertainment. 
>w< Weaw. ^-^ Wetuwn uWu to >w< hew, ^-^ and x3 fifty ^-^ men ^-^ dismiss'd? 
x3 Nyo, :3 wathew ^-^ I ÚwÚ abjuwe ;;w;; aww >_> woofs, ^-^ and uWu choose 
>_< To wage ÚwÚ against >w< the xDD enmity uWu o' >_> th' ;;w;; aiw, 
>_< To >_< be a xDD comwade xDD with >w< the ^.^ wowf ^-^ and :33 oww- 
>w< Nyecessity's :33 shawp ^-^ pinch! ^-^ Wetuwn xDD with :33 hew? 
:3 Why, >w< the ^-^ hot-bwooded France, ^w^ that uWu dowewwess took 
>_< Ouw youngest born, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww >_< be brought 
>_< To :33 knyee ^.^ his throne, UwU and, uWu squiwe-wike, ;;w;; pension >w< beg 
>_< To :3 keep base OwO wife >_< afoot. ^-^ Wetuwn xDD with :33 hew? 
x3 Pewsuade :33 me :3 wathew uWu to >_< be slave ^-^ and x3 sumptew 
>_< To ^w^ this OwO detested OwO gwoom. [Points :3 at ;;w;; Oswawd.] 
>w< Gon. x3 At ^-^ youw UwU choice, ^-^ siw. 
>w< Weaw. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, ;;w;; daughtew, do UwU nyot uWu make :33 me x3 mad. 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot trouble ^-^ thee, >_> my :3 chiwd; farewell. 
>w< We'ww xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu meet, xDD nyo :33 mowe see >w< onye x3 anyothew. 
xDD But yet >w< thou UwU awt >_> my >w< fwesh, >_> my uWu bwood, >_> my UwU daughtew; 
>_> Ow :3 wathew a OwO disease UwU that's ^-^ in >_> my >w< fwesh, 
Which ^-^ I must xDD nyeeds UwU caww >_< minye. Thou UwU awt a xDD boiw, 
xDD A ^w^ pwague ^w^ sowe, :3 an uWu embossed carbuncle 
^.^ In >_> my ^-^ cowwupted >w< bwood. xDD But >_< I'ww UwU nyot chide ;;w;; thee. 
Let OwO shame come uWu when it will, ^-^ I do UwU nyot UwU caww uWu it. 
^-^ I do UwU nyot :33 bid >w< the x3 Thundew-beawew ^w^ shoot 
>_> Nyow tell >_> tawes :3 of ÚwÚ thee uWu to high-judging x3 Jove. 
^-^ Mend uWu when >w< thou canst; >_< be xDD bettew :3 at thy ;;w;; weisuwe; 
^-^ I ^w^ can >_< be :33 patient, ^-^ I ^w^ can x3 stay xDD with uWu Wegan, 
^-^ I ^-^ and >_> my x3 hundwed xDD knyights. 
ÚwÚ Weg. uWu Nyot altogether >_< so. 
^-^ I OwO wook'd UwU nyot for :33 you yet, >_< nyow am OwO pwovided 
:3 Fow ^-^ youw >w< fit x3 wewcome. ^w^ Give ^-^ eaw, sir, uWu to >_> my sister; 
:3 Fow those ^w^ that x3 mingwe :3 weason xDD with ^-^ youw passion 
ÚwÚ Must >_< be ÚwÚ content uWu to xDD think :33 you >_< owd, ^-^ and UwU so- 
xDD But she UwU knyows what she xDD does. 
>w< Weaw. Is ^w^ this ^w^ weww spoken? 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^-^ I dare ;;w;; avouch ^w^ it, ^-^ siw. ^w^ What, x3 fifty xDD fowwowews? 
Is it UwU nyot UwU weww? :3 What OwO shouwd :33 you need :3 of >_< mowe? 
x3 Yea, >w< ow ;;w;; so ÚwÚ many, :33 sith ^w^ that x3 both charge ^-^ and danger 
OwO Speak uWu 'gainst ;;w;; so >_> gweat a uWu nyumbew? UwU How ^-^ in >w< onye house 
^.^ Shouwd uWu many x3 peopwe, ^.^ undew x3 two xDD commands, 
x3 Howd ;;w;; amity? 'Tis hard; almost xDD impossibwe. 
>w< Gon. ^.^ Why :33 might UwU nyot ^.^ you, >_> my lord, >_> weceive >w< attendance 
^w^ Fwom those ^w^ that she >w< cawws servants, >w< ow OwO fwom mine? 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^.^ Why not, >_> my >_> wowd? UwU If :33 then :33 they xDD chanc'd uWu to ^-^ swack x3 ye, 
OwO We ^-^ couwd UwU contwow uWu them. UwU If :33 you >w< wiww come uWu to :33 me 
(For now ^-^ I ^w^ spy a danger), ^-^ I entreat :33 you 
>_< To >_< bwing but five-and-twenty. >_< To xDD nyo :33 mowe 
Will ^-^ I >w< give :3 pwace >w< ow notice. 
>w< Weaw. ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave :33 you ^w^ aww- 
ÚwÚ Weg. And ^-^ in ^w^ good :3 time :33 you ÚwÚ gave x3 it! 
>w< Weaw. ^-^ Made :33 you >_> my :33 guawdians, >_> my xDD depositawies; 
xDD But ÚwÚ kept a >_> wesewvation uWu to >_< be fowwowed 
With >_< such a uWu nyumbew. ^w^ What, must ^-^ I come uWu to :33 you 
With :33 five-and-twenty, xDD Wegan? >_< Said :33 you so? 
ÚwÚ Weg. And ÚwÚ speak't ;;w;; again >_> my ^-^ wowd. :33 Nyo :33 mowe xDD with >w< me. 
>w< Weaw. Those >_> wicked >_< cweatuwes yet do >w< wook well-favour'd 
When ÚwÚ othews are :33 mowe >_> wicked; UwU nyot being >w< the ^-^ wowst 
uWu Stands ^-^ in ÚwÚ some rank :3 of >w< pwaise. ^w^ [To >_> Gonyewiw] >_< I'ww ^w^ go xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
>w< Thy x3 fifty yet x3 doth >w< doubwe :33 five-and-twenty, 
And >w< thou UwU awt twice ;;w;; hew :3 wove. 
>w< Gon. ^-^ Heaw, me, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:3 What need :33 you :33 five-and-twenty, ^w^ ten, >w< ow OwO five, 
>_< To x3 fowwow ^-^ in a house >w< whewe twice ;;w;; so uWu many 
>_< Have a UwU command uWu to ^.^ tend :33 you? 
ÚwÚ Weg. :3 What need :3 onye? 
>w< Weaw. OwO O, :3 weason UwU nyot >w< the need! >_< Ouw ^.^ basest xDD beggaws 
;;w;; Awe ^-^ in >w< the :33 poowest >_> thing :3 supewfwuous. 
>_< Awwow UwU nyot ;;w;; nyatuwe :33 mowe than ;;w;; nyatuwe UwU nyeeds, 
>_> Man's OwO wife is xDD cheap ÚwÚ as >_> beast's. Thou UwU awt a lady: 
UwU If :3 onwy uWu to ^w^ go >_> wawm were gorgeous, 
:3 Why, ;;w;; nyatuwe xDD nyeeds UwU nyot what >w< thou uWu gowgeous ÚwÚ weaw'st 
Which ÚwÚ scawcewy xDD keeps ÚwÚ thee warm. >w< But, for OwO twue ^w^ nyeed- 
You :33 heavens, >w< give :33 me ^w^ that >_> patience, x3 patience ^-^ I need! 
You see :33 me ;;w;; hewe, :33 you gods, a x3 poow old ;;w;; man, 
:33 As full :3 of grief ÚwÚ as >_> age; >_> wwetched ^-^ in ^.^ both. 
UwU If it >_< be :33 you ^w^ that stirs uWu these daughters' ^-^ heawts 
Against their ^-^ fathew, UwU foow :33 me UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw it uWu tamewy; >_< touch :33 me xDD with ^-^ nyobwe OwO angew, 
And let UwU nyot >_> women's weapons, water drops, 
>_> Stain >_> my man's ;;w;; cheeks! x3 Nyo, :33 you unnatural :33 hags! 
^-^ I >w< wiww have >_< such revenges on :33 you x3 both 
:33 That ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd x3 shaww- ^-^ I >w< wiww do >_< such ÚwÚ things- 
:3 What :33 they are yet, ^-^ I >_< knyow not; but :33 they >_< shaww >_< be 
^.^ The terrors :3 of >w< the >_< eawth! You xDD think >_< I'ww weep. 
x3 Nyo, >_< I'ww UwU nyot weep. 
^-^ I have full >_< cause :3 of weeping, but ^w^ this :33 heawt 
ÚwÚ Shaww x3 bweak uWu into a x3 hundwed >_> thousand flaws 
>_> Ow ^-^ ewe >_< I'ww weep. O >w< foow, ^-^ I >_< shaww ^w^ go >_< mad! 
Exeunt >_< Weaw, :3 Gwoucestew, :3 Kent, ^-^ and ;;w;; Foow. x3 Stowm ^-^ and 
tempest. 
^.^ Cown. Let uWu us >_> withdwaw; 'twill >_< be a ;;w;; stowm. 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^.^ This house is ÚwÚ wittwe; >w< the old man ^-^ and x3 's uWu peopwe 
^w^ Cannyot >_< be ^w^ weww bestow'd. 
>w< Gon. 'Tis ^.^ his ^-^ own ^.^ bwame; hath put himself OwO fwom :33 west 
And must xDD nyeeds >_< taste ^.^ his folly. 
ÚwÚ Weg. :3 Fow ^.^ his particular, >_< I'ww >_> weceive xDD him x3 gwadwy, 
xDD But UwU nyot >w< onye :33 fowwowew. 
>w< Gon. So am ^-^ I purpos'd. 
;;w;; Whewe is >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of ;;w;; Gwoucestew? 
^.^ Cown. Followed >w< the old man forth. 

^-^ Entew Gloucester. 

He is return'd. 
^-^ Gwou. ^.^ The OwO King is ^-^ in >_> high :33 wage. 
^.^ Cown. uWu Whithew is UwU he >w< going? 
^-^ Gwou. He >w< cawws uWu to ^.^ howse, but >w< wiww ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot xDD whithew. 
^.^ Cown. 'Tis uWu best uWu to >w< give xDD him OwO way; UwU he >_< weads ^.^ himsewf. 
>w< Gon. ^w^ My lord, entreat xDD him :3 by xDD nyo ÚwÚ means uWu to stay. 
^-^ Gwou. Alack, >w< the night ÚwÚ comes ;;w;; on, ^-^ and >w< the x3 bweak UwU winds 
:3 Do >_> sowewy :33 wuffwe. :3 Fow uWu many miles uWu about 
Thewe's scarce a bush. 
ÚwÚ Weg. OwO O, sir, uWu to ÚwÚ wiwfuw ^-^ men 
^.^ The ^-^ injuwies ^w^ that :33 they >w< themsewves >_> pwocuwe 
ÚwÚ Must >_< be their schoolmasters. >_< Shut :3 up ^-^ youw >_> doows. 
He is attended xDD with a :33 despewate ^w^ twain, 
And what :33 they ^w^ may incense xDD him x3 to, being :3 apt 
>_< To have ^.^ his >_> eaw uWu abus'd, ;;w;; wisdom ^.^ bids >_< feaw. 
^.^ Cown. >_< Shut :3 up ^-^ youw ^w^ doows, >_> my ;;w;; wowd: ÚwÚ 'tis a wild night. 
^w^ My OwO Wegan uWu counsews ^.^ weww. ^w^ Come :33 out uWu o' >_> th' ;;w;; stowm. >_< [Exeunt.] 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. Scenye xDD I. 
xDD A UwU heath. 

x3 Stowm >w< stiww. ^-^ Entew ^w^ Kent ^-^ and a OwO Gentweman :3 at ;;w;; sevewaw >_> doows. 

uWu Kent. :33 Who's there, ^-^ besides ÚwÚ fouw :3 weathew? 
^-^ Gent. uWu Onye OwO minded OwO wike >w< the ^w^ weathew, :3 most >_< unquietwy. 
uWu Kent. ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ you. ^.^ Whewe's >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
^-^ Gent. >_< Contending xDD with >w< the fretful xDD ewements; 
ÚwÚ Bids >w< the ^.^ wind x3 bwow >w< the earth uWu into >w< the sea, 
>_> Ow ^w^ sweww >w< the curled ÚwÚ watews 'bove >w< the :33 main, 
:33 That things :33 might ^w^ change >w< ow xDD cease; tears ^.^ his ^w^ white ^-^ haiw, 
Which >w< the :33 impetuous uWu bwasts, xDD with ;;w;; eyewess UwU wage, 
x3 Catch ^-^ in their ^.^ fuwy ^-^ and uWu make OwO nyothing OwO of; 
x3 Stwives ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ wittwe UwU wowwd :3 of man uWu to xDD outscown 
^.^ The to-and-fro-conflicting ^.^ wind ^-^ and ^.^ wain. 
^.^ This OwO nyight, :33 whewein >w< the cub-drawn ;;w;; beaw :3 wouwd couch, 
^.^ The lion ^-^ and >w< the >_> bewwy-pinched ^.^ wowf 
uWu Keep their xDD fuw dry, uWu unbonnyeted UwU he ^.^ wuns, 
And ^.^ bids what >w< wiww ^w^ take ÚwÚ aww. 
uWu Kent. xDD But ;;w;; who is xDD with him? 
^-^ Gent. UwU Nyonye but >w< the >w< foow, ;;w;; who x3 wabouws uWu to :33 outjest 
:33 His OwO heawt-stwuck :33 injuwies. 
uWu Kent. x3 Siw, ^-^ I do >_< knyow ^.^ you, 
And dare upon >w< the warrant :3 of >_> my UwU nyote 
Commend a dear >_> thing uWu to ÚwÚ you. ;;w;; Thewe is division 
UwU (Awthough ÚwÚ as yet >w< the UwU face :3 of it >_< be xDD covew'd 
With uWu mutuaw uWu cunnying) 'twixt Albany ^-^ and ;;w;; Cownwaww; 
>_< Who have ÚwÚ (as ;;w;; who have not, ^w^ that their >_> gweat stars 
^w^ Thwon'd ^-^ and ^w^ set >w< high?) servants, ;;w;; who seem xDD nyo UwU wess, 
Which are uWu to >_< Fwance >w< the ^w^ spies ^-^ and ;;w;; specuwations 
>w< Intewwigent :3 of x3 ouw x3 state. :3 What hath OwO been xDD seen, 
>w< Eithew ^-^ in >_< snyuffs ^-^ and ^-^ packings :3 of >w< the Dukes, 
>_> Ow >w< the :33 hawd rein xDD which x3 both :3 of them have :33 bownye 
Against >w< the old uWu kind :3 King, >w< ow x3 something deeper, 
^.^ Wheweof, :3 pewchance, uWu these are but OwO fuwnyishings- 
>w< But, OwO twue it UwU is, OwO fwom >_< Fwance >w< thewe ÚwÚ comes a ÚwÚ powew 
>w< Into ^w^ this >_< scattewed >w< kingdom, ;;w;; who ^.^ awweady, 
:3 Wise ^-^ in x3 ouw >_< nyegwigence, have ;;w;; secwet feet 
^.^ In ÚwÚ some :3 of x3 ouw uWu best >_< powts ^-^ and are :3 at point 
>_< To ^w^ show their uWu open banner. :3 Nyow uWu to ;;w;; you: 
UwU If on >_> my x3 cwedit :33 you dare >w< buiwd ;;w;; so far 
>_< To uWu make ^-^ youw >_< speed uWu to Dover, :33 you >_< shaww find 
^.^ Some ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU thank ^.^ you, UwU making UwU just >_< wepowt 
Of how unnatural ^-^ and >_> bemadding >_> sowwow 
^.^ The OwO King hath >_< cause uWu to ^-^ pwain. 
^-^ I am a gentleman :3 of UwU bwood ^-^ and breeding, 
And OwO fwom ÚwÚ some >w< knyowwedge ^-^ and :33 assuwance x3 offew 
^.^ This :33 office uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ Gent. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ tawk further xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
uWu Kent. x3 Nyo, do uWu nyot. 
:3 Fow confirmation ^w^ that ^-^ I am ÚwÚ much :33 mowe 
uWu Than >_> my :33 out-waww, uWu open ^w^ this ^.^ puwse ^-^ and ^w^ take 
:3 What it >w< contains. UwU If :33 you >_< shaww see uWu Cowdewia 
ÚwÚ (As ^w^ feaw UwU nyot but :33 you ÚwÚ shaww), ^w^ show ;;w;; hew ^w^ this ^.^ wing, 
And she >w< wiww tell :33 you ;;w;; who ^-^ youw uWu fewwow is 
:33 That yet :33 you do UwU nyot know. Fie on ^w^ this OwO stowm! 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go >w< seek >w< the UwU King. 
^-^ Gent. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. >_< Have :33 you xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu to OwO say? 
uWu Kent. ^w^ Few >_< wowds, OwO but, uWu to effect, :33 mowe than ;;w;; aww UwU yet: 
UwU That, uWu when ;;w;; we have x3 found >w< the OwO King :33 (in xDD which ^-^ youw ;;w;; pain 
:33 That OwO way, >_< I'ww OwO this), UwU he ^w^ that >_> fiwst lights on xDD him 
>_< Howwa >w< the ;;w;; othew. 
Exeunt uWu [sevewawwy]. 




Scenye >_< II. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the UwU heath. 

x3 Stowm >w< stiww. ^-^ Entew >_< Weaw ^-^ and ;;w;; Foow. 

>w< Weaw. Blow, winds, ^-^ and :3 cwack ^-^ youw ;;w;; cheeks! :3 wage! blow! 
You cataracts ^-^ and hurricanoes, ÚwÚ spout 
xDD Tiww :33 you have drench'd x3 ouw ^-^ steepwes, drown'd >w< the ^.^ cocks! 
You ^w^ suwph'wous ^-^ and :33 thought-executing uWu fiwes, 
OwO Vaunt-couwiews uWu to ^.^ oak-cweaving x3 thundewbowts, 
>_> Singe >_> my ^w^ white head! And UwU thou, >w< aww-shaking ;;w;; thundew, 
>_< Stwike >_> fwat >w< the xDD thick OwO wotundity uWu o' >_> th' world, 
>_> Cwack >_> Nyatuwe's uWu mouwds, ;;w;; aww xDD gewmains spill :3 at once, 
:33 That ^-^ makes uWu ingwatefuw ^.^ man! 
;;w;; Foow. O nuncle, >w< couwt UwU howy water ^-^ in a dry house is xDD bettew than ^w^ this 
rain water :33 out uWu o' ÚwÚ doow. Good nuncle, :33 in, ^-^ and ask thy daughters 
UwU bwessing! Here's a night uWu pities nether uWu wise ^-^ men >_< nyow fools. 
>w< Weaw. OwO Wumbwe thy ^-^ bewwyfuw! xDD Spit, ÚwÚ fiwe! uWu spout, rain! 
>_> Nyow OwO wain, wind, ;;w;; thundew, ^w^ fiwe are >_> my ^-^ daughtews. 
^-^ I tax UwU nyot ^.^ you, :33 you >w< ewements, xDD with OwO unkindnyess. 
^-^ I UwU nyevew ÚwÚ gave :33 you >w< kingdom, call'd :33 you >w< chiwdwen, 
You ^-^ owe :33 me xDD nyo >_> subscwiption. UwU Then let x3 faww 
;;w;; Youw horrible ^.^ pweasuwe. uWu Hewe ^-^ I >_< stand ^-^ youw :33 swave, 
xDD A poor, >w< infiwm, weak, ^-^ and ÚwÚ despis'd old man. 
xDD But yet ^-^ I UwU caww :33 you ;;w;; sewviwe ;;w;; minyistews, 
:33 That >w< wiww xDD with x3 two uWu pewnyicious daughters :33 join 
;;w;; Youw UwU high-engendew'd >_< battwes uWu 'gainst a ^.^ head 
So old ^-^ and ^w^ white ÚwÚ as this! ÚwÚ O! ÚwÚ O! ÚwÚ 'tis foul! 
;;w;; Foow. He ^w^ that has a house uWu to put x3 's ^.^ head ^-^ in has a ^w^ good head-piece. 
^.^ The uWu codpiece ^w^ that >w< wiww house 
:3 Befowe >w< the ^.^ head has ;;w;; any, 
^.^ The ^.^ head ^-^ and UwU he >_< shaww ^w^ wouse: 
So xDD beggaws >w< mawwy :33 many. 
^.^ The man ^w^ that ^-^ makes ^.^ his toe 
:3 What UwU he ^.^ his :33 heawt OwO shouwd uWu make 
ÚwÚ Shaww :3 of a corn ^.^ cwy ÚwÚ woe, 
And ^w^ tuwn ^.^ his OwO sweep uWu to wake. 
:3 Fow >w< thewe >_> was UwU nyevew yet ^.^ faiw woman but she uWu made mouths ^-^ in a 
:3 gwass. 

^-^ Entew uWu Kent. 

>w< Weaw. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be >w< the uWu pattewn :3 of ;;w;; aww :3 patience; 
^-^ I >w< wiww say >w< nyothing. 
uWu Kent. :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? 
;;w;; Foow. x3 Mawwy, >_> hewe's ^.^ gwace ^-^ and a codpiece; UwU that's a uWu wise man ^-^ and a 
OwO foow. 
uWu Kent. >_> Awas, sir, are :33 you :33 hewe? :33 Things ^w^ that :33 wove night 
Love UwU nyot >_< such nights ÚwÚ as these. ^.^ The ^.^ wwathfuw OwO skies 
;;w;; Gawwow >w< the :3 vewy xDD wandewews :3 of >w< the ^-^ dawk 
And uWu make them :3 keep their UwU caves. ;;w;; Since ^-^ I >_> was ;;w;; man, 
>_> Such xDD sheets :3 of ÚwÚ fiwe, >_< such xDD buwsts :3 of horrid ;;w;; thundew, 
>_> Such OwO gwoans :3 of UwU woawing ^.^ wind ^-^ and OwO wain, ^-^ I UwU nyevew 
:3 Wemembew uWu to have heard. >_> Man's ;;w;; nyatuwe ;;w;; cannyot x3 cawwy 
Th' uWu affwiction >_< nyow >w< the >_< feaw. 
>w< Weaw. Let >w< the >_> gweat gods, 
:33 That :3 keep ^w^ this dreadful ÚwÚ puddew ^.^ o'ew x3 ouw heads, 
Find :33 out their enemies UwU nyow. Tremble, >w< thou ÚwÚ wwetch, 
:33 That UwU hast >_> within ÚwÚ thee UwU undivuwged UwU cwimes 
>_> Unwhipp'd :3 of >_> justice. UwU Hide ^-^ thee, >w< thou ÚwÚ bwoody UwU hand; 
Thou x3 pewjuw'd, ^-^ and >w< thou ^-^ simuwaw man :3 of virtue 
:33 That UwU awt uWu incestuous. Caitiff, ^-^ in >_< pieces shake 
:33 That ^.^ undew :33 covewt ^-^ and >_< convenyient seeming 
Hast >w< pwactis'd on man's ÚwÚ wife. xDD Cwose pent-up ÚwÚ guiwts, 
^-^ Wive ^-^ youw concealing >_> continyents, ^-^ and ^.^ cwy 
These dreadful >_< summonyews grace. ^-^ I am a man 
x3 Mowe ÚwÚ sinn'd ÚwÚ against than sinning. 
uWu Kent. Alack, UwU baweheaded? 
UwU Gwacious >_> my lord, :33 hawd :3 by ÚwÚ hewe is a ;;w;; hovew; 
^.^ Some ^-^ fwiendship >w< wiww it ^w^ wend :33 you uWu 'gainst >w< the tempest. 
Repose :33 you there, whilst ^-^ I uWu to ^w^ this :33 hawd house 
>_< (Mowe harder than >w< the ^.^ stonyes xDD wheweof ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ wais'd, 
Which uWu even but uWu nyow, demanding after ^.^ you, 
Denied :33 me uWu to come in) ;;w;; wetuwn, ^-^ and ÚwÚ fowce 
uWu Theiw UwU scanted courtesy. 
>w< Weaw. ^w^ My wits begin uWu to x3 tuwn. 
^w^ Come ;;w;; on, >_> my ^.^ boy. UwU How >_> dost, >_> my ;;w;; boy? ^-^ Awt cold? 
^-^ I am >_< cowd uWu mysewf. ;;w;; Whewe is ^w^ this straw, >_> my fellow? 
^.^ The UwU awt :3 of x3 ouw OwO nyecessities is >_< stwange, 
:33 That ^w^ can uWu make :3 viwe things xDD pwecious. uWu Come, ^-^ youw ^-^ hovew. 
>_> Poow UwU foow ^-^ and >_> knyave, ^-^ I have >w< onye ^.^ pawt ^-^ in >_> my :33 heawt 
xDD That's >w< sowwy yet for ;;w;; thee. 
;;w;; Foow. :3 [sings] 

He ^w^ that has ^-^ and a ^-^ wittwe tiny wit- 
With ^-^ hey, UwU ho, >w< the ^.^ wind ^-^ and >w< the >w< wain- 
ÚwÚ Must uWu make ÚwÚ content xDD with ^.^ his UwU fowtunyes >_< fit, 
:3 Fow >w< the rain it raineth >_> evewy ;;w;; day. 

>w< Weaw. OwO Twue, >_> my ^w^ good ^.^ boy. uWu Come, >_< bwing uWu us uWu to ^w^ this ^-^ hovew. 
Exeunt [Lear ^-^ and ÚwÚ Kent]. 
;;w;; Foow. ^.^ This is a ^.^ bwave night uWu to cool a courtesan. >_< I'ww UwU speak a 
^-^ pwophecy ^-^ ewe ^-^ I go: 
When ;;w;; pwiests are :33 mowe ^-^ in :3 wowd than matter; 
When x3 bwewews :3 maw their malt xDD with xDD watew; 
When :33 nyobwes are their tailors' >_< tutows, 
:33 Nyo >w< hewetics :33 buwn'd, but UwU wenches' suitors; 
When >_> evewy case ^-^ in :3 waw is >_< wight, 
:33 Nyo >_< squiwe ^-^ in ^.^ debt >_< nyow xDD nyo x3 poow ^w^ knyight; 
When ÚwÚ swandews do UwU nyot >_< wive ^-^ in tongues, 
>_> Nyow x3 cutpuwses come UwU nyot uWu to throngs; 
When usurers tell their >_< gowd ^.^ i' >_> th' ^.^ fiewd, 
And xDD bawds ^-^ and OwO whowes do churches >_< buiwd: 
UwU Then >_< shaww >w< the realm :3 of ;;w;; Awbion 
^w^ Come uWu to >_> gweat uWu confusion. 
UwU Then ÚwÚ comes >w< the time, ;;w;; who xDD wives uWu to :33 see't, 
:33 That going >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ us'd xDD with feet. 
^.^ This ^-^ pwophecy >_> Mewwin >_< shaww >_< make, for ^-^ I >_< wive :33 befowe ^.^ his time. 
Exit. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
^.^ Gwoucestew's >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew x3 Gwoucestew ^-^ and Edmund. 

^-^ Gwou. Alack, alack, uWu Edmund, ^-^ I OwO wike UwU nyot ^w^ this unnatural :33 deawing! When 
^-^ I ;;w;; desiw'd their uWu weave ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 might :33 pity :3 him, :33 they took OwO fwom :33 me 
>w< the ÚwÚ use :3 of mine ^-^ own uWu house, charg'd :33 me on ;;w;; pain :3 of xDD pewpetuaw 
;;w;; dispweasuwe ^w^ nyeithew uWu to UwU speak :3 of :3 him, entreat for :3 him, >_< nyow :33 any 
x3 way >_< sustain ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ Edm. uWu Most UwU savage ^-^ and unnatural! 
^-^ Gwou. :3 Go :33 to; say :33 you >w< nyothing. ;;w;; Thewe is division ÚwÚ betwixt >w< the Dukes, 
^-^ and a worse :3 mattew than UwU that. ^-^ I have x3 weceived a letter ^w^ this 
;;w;; nyight- ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ dangewous uWu to >_< be :3 spoken- ^-^ I have lock'd >w< the letter ^-^ in 
>_> my uWu cwoset. These ^-^ injuwies >w< the OwO King now >_< beaws >w< wiww >_< be >w< wevenged 
;;w;; home; >_< thewe's ^.^ pawt :3 of a ÚwÚ powew uWu awweady footed; ;;w;; we must ^.^ incwinye uWu to 
>w< the UwU King. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< seek xDD him ^-^ and ÚwÚ pwiviwy >w< wewieve ^-^ him. :3 Go :33 you ^-^ and 
>_> maintain ^-^ tawk xDD with >w< the Duke, ^w^ that >_> my charity >_< be UwU nyot :3 of xDD him 
perceived. UwU If UwU he ask for me, ^-^ I am ^w^ iww ^-^ and ^w^ gonye uWu to bed. OwO Though ^-^ I 
:33 die ^.^ fow't, ÚwÚ as xDD nyo less is threat'ned me, >w< the OwO King >_> my old ^w^ mastew 
must >_< be relieved. ;;w;; Thewe is ÚwÚ some ^-^ stwange >_> thing ^w^ towawd, Edmund. 
xDD Pway :33 you >_< be :33 cawefuw. Exit. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ This courtesy, x3 fowbid ^-^ thee, >_< shaww >w< the xDD Duke 
Instantly :33 knyow, ^-^ and :3 of ^w^ that letter >_< too. 
^.^ This ^-^ seems a ^.^ faiw ^-^ desewving, ^-^ and must draw :33 me 
:33 That xDD which >_> my father >w< woses- xDD nyo less than ÚwÚ aww. 
^.^ The ÚwÚ youngew ^.^ wises uWu when >w< the old x3 doth fall. Exit. 




Scenye ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ The UwU heath. :3 Befowe a ^-^ hovew. 

x3 Stowm >w< stiww. ^-^ Entew >_< Weaw, :3 Kent, ^-^ and ;;w;; Foow. 

uWu Kent. uWu Hewe is >w< the place, >_> my ^-^ wowd. Good >_> my lord, enter. 
^.^ The uWu tywanny :3 of >w< the uWu open night x3 's x3 too ^.^ wough 
:3 Fow ;;w;; nyatuwe uWu to endure. 
>w< Weaw. Let :33 me alone. 
uWu Kent. Good >_> my lord, UwU entew uWu hewe. 
>w< Weaw. UwU Wiwt x3 bweak >_> my :3 heawt? 
uWu Kent. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew x3 bweak mine :3 own. Good >_> my lord, enter. 
>w< Weaw. Thou think'st ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ much ^w^ that ^w^ this ;;w;; contentious ^-^ stowm 
>_> Invades uWu us uWu to >w< the x3 skin. So ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to ;;w;; thee; 
xDD But >w< whewe >w< the greater ^w^ mawady is >_> fix'd, 
^.^ The UwU wessew is scarce ^-^ fewt. >_< Thou'dst >_< shun a :3 beaw; 
xDD But >_> if thy flight lay ^.^ towawd >w< the :3 waging sea, 
>_< Thou'dst meet >w< the ;;w;; beaw ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU mouth. When >w< the ;;w;; mind's free, 
^.^ The ^w^ body's ^.^ dewicate. ^.^ The tempest ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; mind 
^.^ Doth OwO fwom >_> my ^.^ senses ^w^ take ;;w;; aww feeling else 
^.^ Save what xDD beats >w< thewe. ^w^ Fiwiaw x3 ingwatitude! 
Is it UwU nyot ÚwÚ as ^w^ this uWu mouth OwO shouwd tear ^w^ this UwU hand 
:3 Fow :33 wifting uWu food UwU to't? xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ punyish xDD home! 
x3 Nyo, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU weep xDD nyo >w< mowe. ^.^ In >_< such a night 
^w^ 'To x3 shut :33 me xDD out! x3 Pouw >w< on; ^-^ I >w< wiww endure. 
^.^ In >_< such a night ÚwÚ as this! O uWu Wegan, UwU Gonyewiw! 
;;w;; Youw old uWu kind ^-^ fathew, :3 whose xDD fwank :33 heawt ÚwÚ gave >_> aww! 
OwO O, ^w^ that x3 way >w< madnyess UwU wies; let :33 me >_< shun that! 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe :3 of UwU that. 
uWu Kent. Good >_> my lord, UwU entew uWu hewe. 
>w< Weaw. ^-^ Pwithee ^w^ go ^-^ in xDD thysewf; >w< seek ^w^ thinye ^-^ own ease. 
^.^ This tempest >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< give :33 me uWu weave uWu to ^.^ pondew 
:3 On things :3 wouwd hurt :33 me >w< mowe. xDD But >_< I'ww ^w^ go uWu in. 
^w^ [To >w< the >_> Foow] >_> In, :3 boy; ^w^ go ^-^ fiwst.- You :3 housewess >_< povewty- 
Nay, x3 get ÚwÚ thee uWu in. >_< I'ww pray, ^-^ and :33 then >_< I'ww OwO sweep. 
x3 Exit [Fool]. 
>_> Poow naked >w< wwetches, xDD whewesoe'ew :33 you x3 awe, 
:33 That :3 bide >w< the pelting :3 of ^w^ this OwO pitiwess ^w^ stowm, 
UwU How >_< shaww ^-^ youw :3 housewess UwU heads ^-^ and OwO unfed xDD sides, 
;;w;; Youw UwU woop'd ^-^ and window'd ÚwÚ waggednyess, defend :33 you 
^w^ Fwom uWu seasons >_< such ÚwÚ as >_> these? OwO O, ^-^ I have xDD ta'en 
:33 Too ^-^ wittwe OwO cawe :3 of this! Take ^-^ physic, pomp; 
>_> Expose thyself uWu to feel what >w< wwetches ^w^ feew, 
:33 That >w< thou ;;w;; mayst shake >w< the :3 supewfwux uWu to them 
And ^w^ show >w< the heavens :33 mowe >_> just. 
xDD Edg. [within] ^.^ Fathom ^-^ and half, fathom ^-^ and half! >_> Poow UwU Tom! 

^-^ Entew ^w^ Foow xDD [fwom >w< the hovel]. 

;;w;; Foow. ^w^ Come UwU nyot ^-^ in ;;w;; hewe, nuncle, >_> hewe's a ^w^ spiwit. Help me, :33 hewp me! 
uWu Kent. ^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand. :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? 
;;w;; Foow. xDD A xDD spiwit, a ^-^ spiwit! He x3 says ^.^ his x3 nyame's x3 poow Tom. 
uWu Kent. :3 What UwU awt >w< thou ^w^ that dost xDD gwumbwe >w< thewe ^.^ i' >_> th' xDD stwaw? 
^w^ Come forth. 

^-^ Entew uWu Edgaw >w< [disguised ÚwÚ as a x3 madman]. 

xDD Edg. ;;w;; Away! >w< the ÚwÚ fouw x3 fiend follows me! >_> Thwough >w< the :33 shawp :3 hawthown 
^.^ bwows >w< the >_< cowd ÚwÚ wind. Humh! ^w^ go uWu to thy >_< cowd UwU bed, ^-^ and >_> wawm ;;w;; thee. 
>w< Weaw. Hast >w< thou ÚwÚ given ;;w;; aww uWu to thy x3 two daughters, ^-^ and UwU awt >w< thou come 
uWu to xDD this? 
xDD Edg. >_< Who xDD gives anything uWu to x3 poow Tom? whom >w< the ÚwÚ fouw x3 fiend hath led 
through ^w^ fiwe ^-^ and through flame, through >w< fowd ^-^ and whirlpool, ^.^ o'ew 
xDD bog ^-^ and quagmire; ^w^ that hath OwO waid knives ^.^ undew ^.^ his :33 piwwow ^-^ and 
x3 hawtews ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> pew, ^w^ set ratsbane :3 by ^.^ his OwO powwidge, uWu made xDD him ÚwÚ pwoud 
:3 of heart, uWu to :33 wide on a ÚwÚ bay :3 twotting ;;w;; howse OwO ovew x3 fouw-inch'd 
^.^ bwidges, uWu to ÚwÚ couwse ^.^ his ^-^ own uWu shadow for a >w< twaitow. :3 Bwess thy ÚwÚ five 
xDD wits! >_> Tom x3 's acold. OwO O, do xDD de, do xDD de, do ÚwÚ de. :3 Bwess ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom 
UwU whiwwwinds, star-blasting, ^-^ and taking! :3 Do x3 poow >_> Tom ÚwÚ some charity, 
whom >w< the ÚwÚ fouw x3 fiend vexes. ;;w;; Thewe ^-^ couwd ^-^ I have xDD him x3 nyow- ^-^ and >w< thewe- 
^-^ and >w< thewe again- ^-^ and :33 thewe! 
x3 Stowm >w< stiww. 
>w< Weaw. ^w^ What, have ^.^ his daughters brought xDD him uWu to ^w^ this >w< pass? 
UwU Couwdst >w< thou >_< save :3 nyothing? ;;w;; Didst >w< thou >w< give >w< 'em all? 
;;w;; Foow. Nay, UwU he x3 wesewv'd a x3 bwanket, else ;;w;; we ^w^ had OwO been ;;w;; aww UwU sham'd. 
>w< Weaw. :3 Nyow ;;w;; aww >w< the plagues ^w^ that ^-^ in >w< the uWu penduwous air 
^.^ Hang uWu fated ^.^ o'ew men's xDD fauwts :3 wight on thy OwO daughtews! 
uWu Kent. He hath xDD nyo daughters, ^-^ siw. 
>w< Weaw. >_< Death, xDD twaitow! OwO nyothing ^-^ couwd have ^-^ subdu'd ;;w;; nyatuwe 
>_< To >_< such a >w< wownyess but ^.^ his ;;w;; unkind ^-^ daughtews. 
Is it >w< the ÚwÚ fashion ^w^ that ÚwÚ discawded ^.^ fathews 
^.^ Shouwd have UwU thus ^-^ wittwe :33 mewcy on their ;;w;; fwesh? 
>_< Judicious uWu punyishment! >_< 'Twas ^w^ this flesh begot 
Those pelican ^-^ daughtews. 
xDD Edg. Pillicock :33 sat on ^.^ Piwwicock's Hill. uWu 'Awwow, x3 'awwow, xDD woo, :3 woo! 
;;w;; Foow. ^.^ This >_< cowd night >w< wiww ^w^ tuwn uWu us ;;w;; aww uWu to x3 foows ^-^ and >_> madmen. 
xDD Edg. Take heed uWu o' >_> th' ÚwÚ fouw >_< fiend; xDD obey thy ^-^ pawents: :3 keep thy :3 wowd 
justly; xDD sweaw not; OwO commit UwU nyot xDD with man's ^w^ swown :3 spouse; ^w^ set UwU nyot 
thy sweet :33 heawt on ÚwÚ pwoud array. >_> Tom x3 's acold. 
>w< Weaw. :3 What UwU hast >w< thou been? 
xDD Edg. xDD A ÚwÚ sewvingman, ÚwÚ pwoud ^-^ in :33 heawt ^-^ and mind; ^w^ that ^w^ cuww'd >_> my ^-^ haiw, 
^.^ wowe x3 gwoves ^-^ in >_> my >_< cap; ^w^ sewv'd >w< the OwO wust :3 of >_> my uWu mistwess' :33 heawt ^-^ and 
>w< did >w< the :3 act :3 of darkness xDD with :3 hew; ^.^ swowe ÚwÚ as uWu many :3 oaths ÚwÚ as ^-^ I spake 
>_< wowds, ^-^ and ^.^ bwoke them ^-^ in >w< the sweet UwU face :3 of ;;w;; heaven; >w< onye ^w^ that 
ÚwÚ swept ^-^ in >w< the :3 contwiving :3 of >w< wust, ^-^ and UwU wak'd uWu to do uWu it. Wine :3 wov'd 
^-^ I deeply, OwO dice >_> deawwy; ^-^ and ^-^ in woman >_< out-pawamouw'd >w< the Turk. 
OwO Fawse :3 of heart, :3 wight :3 of ^-^ eaw, ÚwÚ bwoody :3 of UwU hand; hog ^-^ in sloth, ^.^ fox 
^-^ in ;;w;; steawth, ^.^ wowf ^-^ in >w< gweedinyess, ^-^ dog ^-^ in :3 madnyess, lion ^-^ in ^-^ pwey. 
Let UwU nyot >w< the ^.^ cweaking :3 of shoes >_< nyow >w< the OwO wustwing :3 of silks :3 betway 
thy x3 poow :33 heawt uWu to ^.^ woman. uWu Keep thy ^.^ foot :33 out :3 of brothel, thy UwU hand 
:33 out :3 of >_> pwacket, thy pen OwO fwom lender's ÚwÚ book, ^-^ and :33 defy >w< the ÚwÚ fouw 
OwO fiend. UwU Stiww through >w< the :3 hawthown ^.^ bwows >w< the >_< cowd wind; x3 says 
suum, >_< mun, ^-^ hey, uWu nyo, :33 nyonny. x3 Dowphin >_> my uWu boy, >_> my uWu boy, UwU sessa! let 
xDD him uWu twot by. 
x3 Stowm >w< stiww. 
>w< Weaw. :3 Why, >w< thou ^-^ wewt xDD bettew ^-^ in thy grave than uWu to answer xDD with thy 
uncover'd body ^w^ this >_> extwemity :3 of >w< the skies. Is man xDD nyo :33 mowe than 
xDD this? Consider xDD him ^.^ weww. Thou ^w^ ow'st >w< the ^.^ wowm xDD nyo OwO siwk, >w< the beast 
xDD nyo hide, >w< the ^.^ sheep xDD nyo wool, >w< the :3 cat xDD nyo x3 pewfume. Ha! Here's xDD thwee 
;;w;; on's are :3 sophisticated! Thou UwU awt >w< the >_> thing ^-^ itsewf; 
unaccommodated man is xDD nyo :33 mowe but >_< such a poor, ^w^ bawe, forked 
OwO anyimaw ÚwÚ as >w< thou >w< awt. :3 Off, ÚwÚ off, :33 you ^.^ wendings! uWu Come, xDD unbutton 
uWu hewe. 
xDD [Teaws :3 at ^.^ his ^-^ cwothes.] 
;;w;; Foow. xDD Pwithee, nuncle, >_< be uWu contented! 'Tis a ÚwÚ nyaughty night uWu to ^w^ swim 
uWu in. :3 Nyow a ^-^ wittwe ^w^ fiwe ^-^ in a wild field were OwO wike :3 an old xDD wechew's 
^.^ heawt- a xDD smaww >_> spawk, ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west ;;w;; on's body >_< cowd. x3 Wook, ÚwÚ hewe 
ÚwÚ comes a ^.^ wawking >w< fiwe. 

^-^ Entew x3 Gwoucestew xDD with a OwO towch. 

xDD Edg. ^.^ This is >w< the ÚwÚ fouw x3 fiend uWu Fwibbewtigibbet. He begins :3 at :3 cuwfew, 
^-^ and OwO wawks :3 tiww >w< the >_> fiwst ;;w;; cock. He xDD gives >w< the ÚwÚ web ^-^ and >w< the OwO pin, 
UwU squints >w< the ^-^ eye, ^-^ and ^-^ makes >w< the >_< hawewip; mildews >w< the ^w^ white ^w^ wheat, 
^-^ and UwU huwts >w< the x3 poow OwO cweatuwe :3 of earth. 

^-^ Saint :3 Withowd footed :3 thwice >w< the ;;w;; 'owd; 
He >_< met >w< the OwO nyightmawe, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew UwU nyinye >w< fowd; 
OwO Bid ;;w;; hew ^.^ awight 
And ;;w;; hew ;;w;; twoth ^.^ pwight, 
And :33 awoint ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ witch, :33 awoint ^-^ thee! 

uWu Kent. UwU How :33 fawes ^-^ youw >_> Gwace? 
>w< Weaw. What's ^-^ he? 
uWu Kent. :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? :3 What ^w^ is't :33 you seek? 
^-^ Gwou. :3 What are :33 you ÚwÚ thewe? ;;w;; Youw UwU nyames? 
xDD Edg. >_> Poow ;;w;; Tom, ^w^ that >_< eats >w< the :3 swimming UwU fwog, >w< the toad, >w< the ^-^ todpowe, 
>w< the >_< waww-nyewt ^-^ and >w< the xDD watew; ^w^ that ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ fuwy :3 of ^.^ his heart, uWu when 
>w< the ÚwÚ fouw x3 fiend ;;w;; wages, >_< eats cow-dung for >_< sawwets, :33 swawwows >w< the 
old rat ^-^ and >w< the ditch-dog, :3 dwinks >w< the >_> gween :33 mantwe :3 of >w< the 
x3 standing :3 poow; ;;w;; who is UwU whipp'd OwO fwom uWu tithing uWu to OwO tithing, ^-^ and 
stock-punish'd ^-^ and imprison'd; ;;w;; who hath ^w^ had xDD thwee suits uWu to ^.^ his 
OwO back, six shirts uWu to ^.^ his ^.^ body, ;;w;; howse uWu to ^w^ wide, ^-^ and ÚwÚ weapons uWu to 
wear; 

xDD But :3 mice ^-^ and OwO wats, ^-^ and >_< such xDD smaww >_< deew, 
>_< Have OwO been ^-^ Tom's uWu food for seven long ^.^ yeaw. 

Beware >_> my :33 fowwowew. ^w^ Peace, uWu Smuwkin! OwO peace, >w< thou >_> fiend! 
^-^ Gwou. ^w^ What, hath ^-^ youw Grace xDD nyo xDD bettew company? 
xDD Edg. ^.^ The prince :3 of darkness is a >_< gentweman! 
xDD Modo ÚwÚ he's ÚwÚ caww'd, ^-^ and ^.^ Mahu. 
^-^ Gwou. >_< Ouw flesh ^-^ and UwU bwood is x3 gwown ;;w;; so UwU viwe, >_> my lord, 
:33 That it x3 doth hate what >_< gets uWu it. 
xDD Edg. >_> Poow >_> Tom x3 's acold. 
^-^ Gwou. :3 Go ^-^ in xDD with >w< me. ^w^ My >_> duty ;;w;; cannyot :3 suffew 
>_> T' xDD obey ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw daughters' :33 hawd OwO commands. 
OwO Though their x3 injunction >_< be uWu to bar >_> my ^w^ doows 
And let ^w^ this :33 tywannyous night ^w^ take hold upon ^.^ you, 
^w^ Yet have ^-^ I OwO ventuw'd uWu to come >w< seek :33 you :33 out 
And >_< bwing :33 you >w< whewe x3 both ^w^ fiwe ^-^ and uWu food is OwO weady. 
>w< Weaw. >_< Fiwst let :33 me ^-^ tawk xDD with ^w^ this xDD phiwosophew. 
:3 What is >w< the >_< cause :3 of thunder? 
uWu Kent. Good >_> my lord, ^w^ take ^.^ his >_< offew; ^w^ go uWu into >_> th' ^w^ house. 
>w< Weaw. >_< I'ww ^-^ tawk a :3 wowd xDD with ^w^ this ^-^ same >_> weawnyed Theban. 
:3 What is ^-^ youw ^w^ study? 
xDD Edg. UwU How uWu to prevent >w< the x3 fiend ^-^ and uWu to kill OwO vewmin. 
>w< Weaw. Let :33 me ask :33 you >w< onye :3 wowd ^-^ in private. 
uWu Kent. ;;w;; Impowtunye xDD him once :33 mowe uWu to go, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:33 His wits begin uWu t' unsettle. 
^-^ Gwou. ^w^ Canst >w< thou ^w^ bwame him? 
x3 Stowm >w< stiww. 
:33 His daughters >w< seek ^.^ his ^-^ death. >_< Ah, ^w^ that ^w^ good UwU Kent! 
He ^-^ said it :3 wouwd >_< be >_> thus- x3 poow ÚwÚ banyish'd ^.^ man! 
Thou say'st >w< the OwO King grows mad: >_< I'ww tell ^-^ thee, ^.^ fwiend, 
^-^ I am almost uWu mad uWu mysewf. ^-^ I ^w^ had a son, 
:3 Nyow >w< outwaw'd OwO fwom >_> my >w< bwood. He sought >_> my OwO wife 
xDD But ^-^ watewy, :3 vewy x3 wate. ^-^ I :3 wov'd :3 him, ÚwÚ fwiend- 
:33 Nyo father ^.^ his ^-^ son dearer. UwU Twue uWu to tell ^-^ thee, 
^.^ The grief hath >_< cwaz'd >_> my wits. :3 What a night x3 's this! 
^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ youw :33 Gwace- 
>w< Weaw. OwO O, ^.^ cwy :33 you >_> mewcy, ^-^ siw. 
Noble xDD phiwosophew, ^-^ youw x3 company. 
xDD Edg. ^-^ Tom's acold. 
^-^ Gwou. >_> In, fellow, there, uWu into >_> th' ;;w;; hovew; :3 keep ÚwÚ thee warm. 
>w< Weaw. uWu Come, let's ^-^ in ÚwÚ aww. 
uWu Kent. ^.^ This OwO way, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>w< Weaw. With uWu him! 
^-^ I >w< wiww :3 keep OwO stiww xDD with >_> my xDD phiwosophew. 
uWu Kent. Good >_> my lord, :33 soothe xDD him; let xDD him ^w^ take >w< the fellow. 
^-^ Gwou. Take xDD him :33 you >_< on. 
uWu Kent. ^w^ Siwwah, come >w< on; ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with :33 us. 
>w< Weaw. uWu Come, ^w^ good :33 Athenyian. 
^-^ Gwou. :33 Nyo >_< wowds, xDD nyo >w< wowds! hush. 
xDD Edg. >_< Chiwd :3 Wowwand uWu to >w< the ^-^ dawk tower came; 
:33 His :3 wowd >_> was OwO stiww 

>w< Fie, >_> foh, ^-^ and >_< fum! 
^-^ I x3 smeww >w< the UwU bwood :3 of a British man. 
x3 Exeunt. 

Scenye V. 
^.^ Gwoucestew's >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew xDD Cownwaww ^-^ and Edmund. 

^.^ Cown. ^-^ I >w< wiww have >_> my >_< wevenge ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^.^ depawt ^.^ his ^w^ house. 
ÚwÚ Edm. >w< How, >_> my lord, ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< be >w< censuwed, ^w^ that ;;w;; nyatuwe UwU thus xDD gives x3 way uWu to 
;;w;; woyawty, x3 something >_> feaws :33 me uWu to xDD think >_< of. 
^.^ Cown. ^-^ I now :3 pewceive it >_> was UwU nyot altogether ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew's x3 eviw 
ÚwÚ disposition uWu made xDD him >w< seek ^.^ his >_> death; but a :33 pwovoking >_> mewit, ^w^ set 
xDD awowk :3 by a OwO wepwoveabwe UwU badnyess ^-^ in ^.^ himsewf. 
ÚwÚ Edm. UwU How malicious is >_> my xDD fowtunye ^w^ that ^-^ I must ^-^ wepent uWu to >_< be OwO just! 
^.^ This is >w< the letter UwU he ^-^ spoke uWu of, xDD which :3 appwoves xDD him :3 an 
intelligent party uWu to >w< the :33 advantages :3 of >_< Fwance. O >_> heavens! ^w^ that 
^w^ this treason were ^w^ nyot- >w< ow UwU nyot ^-^ I >w< the xDD detectow! 
^.^ Cown. :3 Go xDD with :33 me uWu to >w< the :3 Duchess. 
ÚwÚ Edm. UwU If >w< the :3 mattew :3 of ^w^ this paper >_< be >_< cewtain, :33 you have ^w^ mighty 
business ^-^ in ;;w;; hand. 
^.^ Cown. UwU Twue >w< ow uWu fawse, it hath uWu made ÚwÚ thee uWu Eaww :3 of Gloucester. 
>w< Seek :33 out >w< whewe thy father UwU is, ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ may >_< be ready for x3 ouw 
>_< appwehension. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ÚwÚ [aside] UwU If ^-^ I find xDD him comforting >w< the :3 King, it >w< wiww stuff ^.^ his 
suspicion :33 mowe :3 fuwwy.- ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< pewsevew ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ couwse :3 of ;;w;; woyawty, 
though >w< the >_< confwict >_< be ^w^ sowe between ^w^ that ^-^ and >_> my >w< bwood. 
^.^ Cown. ^-^ I >w< wiww lay xDD twust upon ^-^ thee, ^-^ and >w< thou xDD shawt find a dearer 
father ^-^ in >_> my :3 wove. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< VI. 
xDD A ;;w;; fawmhouse uWu nyeaw ^.^ Gwoucestew's >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew :3 Gwoucestew, >_< Weaw, :3 Kent, x3 Foow, ^-^ and ^.^ Edgaw. 

^-^ Gwou. uWu Hewe is xDD bettew than >w< the uWu open air; ^w^ take it ^-^ thankfuwwy. ^-^ I >w< wiww 
piece :33 out >w< the x3 comfowt xDD with what uWu addition ^-^ I xDD can. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be 
long OwO fwom ÚwÚ you. 
uWu Kent. ;;w;; Aww >w< the ÚwÚ powew :3 of ^.^ his wits have ÚwÚ given x3 way uWu to ^.^ his impatience. 
^.^ The UwU gods OwO wewawd ^-^ youw kindness! 
x3 Exit ^.^ [Gwoucestew]. 
xDD Edg. >_< Fwatewetto >w< cawws me, ^-^ and x3 tewws :33 me xDD Nyewo is :3 an ÚwÚ angwew ^-^ in >w< the 
^.^ wake :3 of ;;w;; dawknyess. Pray, innocent, ^-^ and :33 bewawe >w< the ÚwÚ fouw OwO fiend. 
;;w;; Foow. xDD Pwithee, nuncle, tell :33 me whether a :33 madman >_< be a gentleman >w< ow a 
UwU yeoman. 
>w< Weaw. xDD A uWu king, a king! 
;;w;; Foow. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ he's a ÚwÚ yeoman ^w^ that has a gentleman uWu to ^.^ his x3 son; for ÚwÚ he's a 
uWu mad ÚwÚ yeoman ^w^ that x3 sees ^.^ his ^-^ son a gentleman :33 befowe ^-^ him. 
>w< Weaw. >_< To have a >_> thousand xDD with ^.^ wed burning uWu spits 
^w^ Come ^.^ hizzing ^-^ in upon 'em- 
xDD Edg. ^.^ The ÚwÚ fouw x3 fiend ^-^ bites >_> my OwO back. 
;;w;; Foow. He's uWu mad ^w^ that x3 twusts ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ tamenyess :3 of a OwO wowf, a UwU howse's 
;;w;; heawth, a ^.^ boy's love, >w< ow a whore's oath. 
>w< Weaw. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be done; ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD awwaign them straight. 
^w^ [To x3 Edgaw] uWu Come, ÚwÚ sit >w< thou ;;w;; hewe, :3 most >_> weawnyed xDD justicew. 
^w^ [To >w< the >_> Foow] ^w^ Thou, ^-^ sapient sir, ÚwÚ sit uWu hewe. xDD Nyow, :33 you >_< she-foxes! 
xDD Edg. x3 Wook, >w< whewe UwU he ^.^ stands ^-^ and >_< gwawes! Want'st >w< thou ^.^ eyes :3 at UwU twiaw, 
uWu madam? 

^w^ Come ^.^ o'ew >w< the uWu bouwn, >w< Bessy, uWu to >w< me. 

;;w;; Foow. ÚwÚ Hew :33 boat hath a :33 weak, 
And she must UwU nyot UwU speak 
^.^ Why she ^w^ dawes UwU nyot come OwO ovew uWu to ;;w;; thee. 

xDD Edg. ^.^ The ÚwÚ fouw x3 fiend haunts x3 poow >_> Tom ^-^ in >w< the :3 voice :3 of a :3 nyightingawe. 
Hoppedance cries ^-^ in ^-^ Tom's uWu bewwy for x3 two ^w^ white herring. >w< Cwoak 
not, >w< bwack >w< angew; ^-^ I have xDD nyo uWu food for ;;w;; thee. 
uWu Kent. UwU How do ^.^ you, >_> siw? :33 Stand :33 you UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ amaz'd. 
Will :33 you >_< wie OwO down ^-^ and :33 west upon >w< the x3 cushions? 
>w< Weaw. >_< I'ww see their ÚwÚ twiaw first. xDD Bwing ^-^ in their OwO evidence. 
^w^ [To x3 Edgaw] ^w^ Thou, ^w^ wobed man :3 of UwU justice, ^w^ take thy ;;w;; pwace. 
^w^ [To >w< the >_> Foow] And UwU thou, ^.^ his uWu yokefewwow :3 of x3 equity, 
;;w;; Bench :3 by ^.^ his uWu side. ^w^ [To ;;w;; Kent] You are uWu o' >_> th' x3 commission, 
>w< Sit :33 you >_< too. 
xDD Edg. Let uWu us ^.^ deaw ^w^ justwy. 

^-^ Sweepest >w< ow :3 wakest UwU thou, :3 jowwy ^-^ shephewd? 
>w< Thy ^.^ sheep >_< be ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ cown; 
And for >w< onye ^-^ bwast :3 of thy x3 minyikin uWu mouth 
>w< Thy ^.^ sheep >_< shaww ^w^ take xDD nyo ^.^ hawm. 

>w< Puww! >w< the :3 cat is ÚwÚ gway. 
>w< Weaw. Arraign ;;w;; hew first. 'Tis xDD Gonyewiw. ^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ take >_> my oath :33 befowe 
^w^ this >w< honyouwabwe assembly, she ;;w;; kicked >w< the x3 poow OwO King ;;w;; hew :33 fathew. 
;;w;; Foow. ^w^ Come hither, mistress. Is ^-^ youw name ;;w;; Gonyewiw? 
>w< Weaw. ÚwÚ She ;;w;; cannyot uWu deny uWu it. 
;;w;; Foow. OwO Cwy :33 you >_> mewcy, ^-^ I took :33 you for a UwU joint-stoow. 
>w< Weaw. And >_> hewe's another, :3 whose ÚwÚ wawp'd OwO wooks :33 pwocwaim 
:3 What >_> stowe ;;w;; hew :33 heawt is uWu made >_< on. ;;w;; Stop ;;w;; hew :33 thewe! 
ÚwÚ Awms, x3 awms! sword! ÚwÚ fiwe! UwU Cowwuption ^-^ in >w< the :3 pwace! 
OwO Fawse >_< justicew, why UwU hast >w< thou let ;;w;; hew UwU scape? 
xDD Edg. :3 Bwess thy ÚwÚ five xDD wits! 
uWu Kent. O pity! x3 Siw, >w< whewe is >w< the x3 patience now 
:33 That :33 you ;;w;; so oft have ^.^ boasted uWu to ÚwÚ wetain? 
xDD Edg. ÚwÚ [aside] ^w^ My tears begin uWu to ^w^ take ^.^ his ^.^ pawt ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
>w< They'ww :3 maw >_> my counterfeiting. 
>w< Weaw. ^.^ The ^-^ wittwe ^w^ dogs ^-^ and >w< aww, 
>w< Tway, ÚwÚ Bwanch, ^-^ and :3 Sweetheawt, see, :33 they ^-^ bawk :3 at >w< me. 
xDD Edg. >_> Tom >w< wiww OwO thwow ^.^ his ^.^ head :3 at uWu them. >w< Avaunt, :33 you OwO cuws! 
;;w;; Be thy uWu mouth >w< ow >w< bwack >w< ow x3 white, 
:33 Tooth ^w^ that ^-^ poisons >_> if it ^-^ bite; 
:33 Mastiff, ^w^ gweyhound, mongrel x3 gwim, 
Hound >w< ow ^-^ spanyiew, ÚwÚ bwach >w< ow :3 wym, 
>_> Bobtaiw UwU tyke >w< ow trundle-tall- 
>_> Tom >w< wiww uWu make them UwU weep ^-^ and wail; 
^.^ Fow, xDD with >_> thwowing UwU thus >_> my head, 
;;w;; Dogs UwU weap >w< the hatch, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww are ^.^ fwed. 
:3 Do xDD de, xDD de, ÚwÚ de. uWu Sessa! uWu Come, OwO mawch uWu to wakes ^-^ and >_< faiws ^-^ and UwU mawket 
x3 towns. >_> Poow ;;w;; Tom, thy ^.^ hown is dry. 
>w< Weaw. UwU Then let them ;;w;; anyatomize UwU Wegan. ÚwÚ See what >w< bweeds uWu about ;;w;; hew 
>w< heawt. Is >w< thewe :33 any >_< cause ^-^ in ;;w;; nyatuwe ^w^ that ^-^ makes uWu these :33 hawd 
;;w;; heawts? ^w^ [To x3 Edgaw] You, :3 siw- ^-^ I entertain :33 you for >w< onye :3 of >_> my 
:33 hundwed; :3 onwy ^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO wike >w< the ÚwÚ fashion :3 of ^-^ youw ^w^ gawments. >_< You'ww 
say :33 they are Persian ^.^ attiwe; but let them >_< be >_> chang'd. 
uWu Kent. xDD Nyow, ^w^ good >_> my lord, >_< wie ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ and :33 west ^w^ awhiwe. 
>w< Weaw. Make xDD nyo noise, uWu make xDD nyo ^w^ nyoise; draw >w< the >w< cuwtains. 
;;w;; So, ;;w;; so, >_< so. >w< We'ww ^w^ go uWu to xDD suppew ^.^ i' >_> th' xDD mownying. ;;w;; So, ;;w;; so, >_< so. 
;;w;; Foow. And >_< I'ww ^w^ go uWu to bed :3 at noon. 

^-^ Entew Gloucester. 

^-^ Gwou. ^w^ Come hither, OwO fwiend. ;;w;; Whewe is >w< the OwO King >_> my master? 
uWu Kent. >_> Hewe, sir; but trouble xDD him not; ^.^ his wits are gone. 
^-^ Gwou. Good ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ I >_> pwithee ^w^ take xDD him ^-^ in thy arms. 
^-^ I have ^w^ o'ewheawd a :3 pwot :3 of ÚwÚ death upon ^-^ him. 
;;w;; Thewe is a x3 wittew ready; lay xDD him in't 
And :33 dwive ^.^ towawds Dover, ^.^ fwiend, >w< whewe >w< thou xDD shawt meet 
ÚwÚ Both >_< wewcome ^-^ and ^.^ pwotection. Take :3 up thy ÚwÚ mastew. 
UwU If >w< thou shouldst :33 dawwy :3 hawf :3 an hour, ^.^ his >_< wife, 
With >w< thinye, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^w^ that x3 offew uWu to defend :3 him, 
:33 Stand ^-^ in assured ^-^ woss. Take xDD up, ^w^ take ^w^ up! 
And x3 fowwow me, ^w^ that >w< wiww uWu to ÚwÚ some xDD pwovision 
^w^ Give ÚwÚ thee quick ^.^ conduct. 
uWu Kent. :33 Oppwessed ;;w;; nyatuwe x3 sweeps. 
^.^ This :33 west :33 might yet have ÚwÚ bawm'd thy x3 bwoken UwU senses, 
Which, >_> if >w< convenyience >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ awwow, 
:33 Stand ^-^ in :33 hawd cure. ^w^ [To >w< the >_> Foow] uWu Come, :33 hewp uWu to ;;w;; beaw thy ÚwÚ mastew. 
Thou must UwU nyot x3 stay x3 behind. 
^-^ Gwou. uWu Come, come, uWu away! 
Exeunt uWu [aww but ^w^ Edgaw]. 
xDD Edg. When ;;w;; we x3 ouw uWu bettews see ÚwÚ beawing x3 ouw woes, 
OwO We ÚwÚ scawcewy xDD think x3 ouw ^-^ misewies x3 ouw foes. 
>_< Who OwO awonye suffers suffers :3 most ^.^ i' >_> th' >w< mind, 
:3 Weaving >w< fwee things ^-^ and happy :3 shows x3 behind; 
xDD But :33 then >w< the ;;w;; mind ÚwÚ much ^w^ suffewance x3 doth :33 o'ewskip 
When grief hath ^-^ mates, ^-^ and ÚwÚ beawing ^-^ fewwowship. 
UwU How :3 wight ^-^ and xDD powtabwe >_> my ;;w;; pain ^-^ seems uWu nyow, 
When ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ makes :33 me ;;w;; bend ^-^ makes >w< the OwO King bow, 
He ÚwÚ chiwded ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :33 fathewed! ;;w;; Tom, uWu away! 
Mark >w< the >_> high ;;w;; nyoises, ^-^ and thyself >_> bewway 
When x3 fawse uWu opinyion, :3 whose ^-^ wwong :3 thought xDD defiwes ^-^ thee, 
^.^ In thy UwU just >_< pwoof repeals ^-^ and :33 weconciwes ;;w;; thee. 
:3 What >w< wiww >_< hap :33 mowe to-night, >_> safe OwO scape >w< the King! 
ÚwÚ Wuwk, lurk. xDD [Exit.] 




Scenye ;;w;; VII. 
^.^ Gwoucestew's >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew xDD Cownwaww, uWu Wegan, >_> Gonyewiw, ;;w;; [Edmund ÚwÚ the] UwU Bastawd, ^-^ and :33 Sewvants. 

^.^ Cown. x3 [to >_> Gonyewiw] uWu Post speedily uWu to >_> my lord ^-^ youw :3 husband, ^w^ show xDD him 
^w^ this OwO wettew. ^.^ The >w< awmy :3 of >_< Fwance is :3 wanded.- >w< Seek :33 out >w< the UwU twaitow 
Gloucester. 
^.^ [Exeunt ÚwÚ some :3 of >w< the :33 Sewvants.] 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^.^ Hang xDD him instantly. 
>w< Gon. ;;w;; Pwuck :33 out ^.^ his ^-^ eyes. 
^.^ Cown. :33 Weave xDD him uWu to >_> my :33 dispweasuwe. uWu Edmund, :3 keep :33 you x3 ouw ;;w;; sistew 
x3 company. ^.^ The revenges ;;w;; we are ^.^ bound uWu to ^w^ take upon ^-^ youw traitorous 
father are UwU nyot >w< fit for ^-^ youw ^.^ behowding. >w< Advise >w< the xDD Duke >w< whewe :33 you 
are >_< going, uWu to a :3 most festinate xDD pwepawation. OwO We are ^.^ bound uWu to >w< the 
ÚwÚ wike. >_< Ouw posts >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ swift ^-^ and intelligent ÚwÚ betwixt :33 us. 
Farewell, dear sister; >w< faweweww, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of Gloucester. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ [Oswawd ÚwÚ the] >_< Stewawd. 

UwU How OwO nyow? ^.^ Whewe's >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
^-^ Osw. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of x3 Gwoucestew hath ^.^ convey'd xDD him >_< hence. 
^.^ Some ÚwÚ five >w< ow six ^-^ and x3 thiwty :3 of ^.^ his >_< knyights, 
;;w;; Hot questrists after :3 him, >_< met xDD him :3 at ^.^ gate; 
^-^ Who, xDD with ÚwÚ some x3 othew :3 of >w< the :33 wowd's uWu dependants, 
;;w;; Awe ^w^ gonye xDD with xDD him ^.^ towawds Dover, >w< whewe :33 they >_< boast 
>_< To have well-armed uWu fwiends. 
^.^ Cown. Get :3 howses for ^-^ youw mistress. 
>w< Gon. Farewell, sweet lord, ^-^ and ^.^ sistew. 
^.^ Cown. uWu Edmund, farewell. 
Exeunt >_> Gonyewiw, [Edmund, ^-^ and ^.^ Oswawd]. 
:3 Go >w< seek >w< the UwU twaitow :3 Gwoucestew, 
ÚwÚ Pinyion xDD him OwO wike a >_< thief, >_< bwing xDD him :33 befowe :33 us. 
^.^ [Exeunt x3 othew :33 Sewvants.] 
OwO Though ^w^ weww ;;w;; we ^w^ may UwU nyot ^w^ pass upon ^.^ his OwO wife 
>_< Without >w< the OwO fowm :3 of UwU justice, yet x3 ouw ÚwÚ powew 
ÚwÚ Shaww do a ^.^ couwt'sy uWu to x3 ouw wrath, xDD which ^-^ men 
:3 May ÚwÚ bwame, but UwU nyot ^.^ contwow. 

^-^ Entew :3 Gwoucestew, brought ^-^ in :3 by x3 two >w< ow OwO thwee. 

:33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? >w< the >_< twaitow? 
ÚwÚ Weg. ÚwÚ Ingwatefuw fox! ÚwÚ 'tis >w< he. 
^.^ Cown. uWu Bind fast ^.^ his corky arms. 
^-^ Gwou. :3 What ;;w;; mean, ^-^ youw >_< Gwaces? Good >_> my :3 fwiends, uWu considew 
You are >_> my >w< guests. :3 Do :33 me xDD nyo ÚwÚ fouw uWu pway, uWu fwiends. 
^.^ Cown. uWu Bind :3 him, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
;;w;; [Sewvants ^w^ bind >w< him.] 
ÚwÚ Weg. :3 Hawd, ;;w;; hawd. O :33 fiwthy xDD twaitow! 
^-^ Gwou. >w< Unmewcifuw lady ÚwÚ as :33 you x3 awe, ^-^ I am x3 nyonye. 
^.^ Cown. >_< To ^w^ this uWu chaiw ^w^ bind ^-^ him. xDD Viwwain, >w< thou xDD shawt find- 
xDD [Wegan >w< pwucks ^.^ his ^w^ beawd.] 
^-^ Gwou. By >w< the uWu kind gods, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 most ignobly ^w^ donye 
>_< To pluck :33 me :3 by >w< the ^.^ beawd. 
ÚwÚ Weg. So x3 white, ^-^ and >_< such a xDD twaitow! 
^-^ Gwou. ;;w;; Nyaughty xDD wady, 
These uWu haiws xDD which >w< thou dost ^.^ wavish OwO fwom >_> my chin 
Will xDD quicken, ^-^ and :33 accuse ;;w;; thee. ^-^ I am ^-^ youw xDD host. 
With robber's >w< hands >_> my UwU hospitabwe favours 
You OwO shouwd UwU nyot UwU wuffwe thus. :3 What >w< wiww :33 you do? 
^.^ Cown. uWu Come, sir, what :33 wettews ^w^ had :33 you OwO wate OwO fwom France? 
ÚwÚ Weg. ;;w;; Be UwU simpwe-answew'd, for ;;w;; we >_< knyow >w< the xDD twuth. 
^.^ Cown. And what ^w^ confedewacy have :33 you xDD with >w< the x3 twaitows 
:3 Wate footed ^-^ in >w< the xDD kingdom? 
ÚwÚ Weg. >_< To :3 whose >w< hands have :33 you >_> sent >w< the ^w^ wunyatic ÚwÚ King? 
Speak. 
^-^ Gwou. ^-^ I have a letter >w< guessingwy ^w^ set x3 down, 
Which came OwO fwom >w< onye UwU that's :3 of a ^w^ nyeutwaw heart, 
And UwU nyot OwO fwom >w< onye oppos'd. 
^.^ Cown. uWu Cunnying. 
ÚwÚ Weg. And UwU fawse. 
^.^ Cown. ;;w;; Whewe UwU hast >w< thou >_> sent >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
^-^ Gwou. >_< To ^.^ Dovew. 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^.^ Whewefowe uWu to uWu Dovew? UwU Wast >w< thou UwU nyot charg'd :3 at >w< pewiw- 
^.^ Cown. ^.^ Whewefowe uWu to uWu Dovew? Let xDD him >_> fiwst answer UwU that. 
^-^ Gwou. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ tied uWu to >_> th' stake, ^-^ and ^-^ I must >_< stand >w< the >_> couwse. 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^.^ Whewefowe uWu to Dover, >_> siw? 
^-^ Gwou. Because ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot see thy OwO cwuew ^-^ nyaiws 
;;w;; Pwuck :33 out ^.^ his x3 poow old >_> eyes; >_< nyow thy :3 fiewce ;;w;; sistew 
^.^ In ^.^ his ;;w;; anyointed flesh >_> stick ^.^ boawish xDD fangs. 
^.^ The sea, xDD with >_< such a ^-^ stowm ÚwÚ as ^.^ his uWu bawe ^.^ head 
^.^ In xDD heww-bwack night endur'd, :3 wouwd have buoy'd :3 up 
And :33 quench'd >w< the :3 steewed :33 fiwes. 
uWu Yet, x3 poow old heart, UwU he ^-^ howp >w< the heavens uWu to ^.^ wain. 
UwU If ^w^ wowves ^w^ had :3 at thy ^.^ gate >w< howw'd ^w^ that ^.^ stewn time, 
Thou shouldst have ^w^ said, ^.^ 'Good porter, ^w^ tuwn >w< the key.' 
;;w;; Aww UwU cwuews else UwU subscwib'd. xDD But ^-^ I >_< shaww see 
^.^ The x3 winged vengeance overtake >_< such children. 
^.^ Cown. See't xDD shawt >w< thou never. :3 Fewwows, hold >w< the chair. 
ÚwÚ Upon uWu these ^.^ eyes :3 of ^w^ thinye >_< I'ww ^w^ set >_> my foot. 
^-^ Gwou. He ^w^ that >w< wiww xDD think uWu to >_< wive :3 tiww UwU he >_< be >_< owd, 
^w^ Give :33 me ÚwÚ some help!- O cruel! O xDD ye UwU gods! 
ÚwÚ Weg. uWu Onye >w< side >w< wiww ;;w;; mock x3 anyothew. Th' x3 othew too! 
^.^ Cown. UwU If :33 you see >w< vengeance- 
^w^ 1. OwO Sewv. x3 Howd ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand, >_> my lord! 
^-^ I have ^w^ sewv'd :33 you ^-^ evew >_> since ^-^ I >_> was a :3 chiwd; 
xDD But xDD bettew UwU sewvice have ^-^ I UwU nyevew ^w^ donye :33 you 
uWu Than now uWu to :33 bid :33 you UwU howd. 
ÚwÚ Weg. UwU How uWu nyow, :33 you OwO dog? 
^w^ 1. OwO Sewv. UwU If :33 you >w< did >_< weaw a >w< beawd upon ^-^ youw uWu chin, 
>w< I'wd shake it on ^w^ this quarrel. 
ÚwÚ Weg. :3 What do :33 you mean? 
^.^ Cown. ^w^ My >w< viwwain! Draw ^-^ and :3 fight. 
^w^ 1. OwO Sewv. Nay, uWu then, come ;;w;; on, ^-^ and ^w^ take >w< the >_> chance :3 of >w< angew. 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^w^ Give :33 me thy sword. xDD A ^-^ peasant >_< stand :3 up uWu thus? 
ÚwÚ She >_> takes a >_< swowd ^-^ and UwU wuns :3 at xDD him x3 behind. 
^w^ 1. OwO Sewv. OwO O, ^-^ I am ^.^ swain! ^w^ My lord, :33 you have >w< onye eye UwU weft 
>_< To see ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ mischief on ^-^ him. ÚwÚ O! He :33 dies. 
^.^ Cown. ÚwÚ West it see ^-^ mowe, prevent uWu it. xDD Out, :3 viwe >_> jewwy! 
;;w;; Whewe is thy ^.^ wustwe OwO nyow? 
^-^ Gwou. ;;w;; Aww ^-^ dawk ^-^ and >w< comfowtwess! ^.^ Whewe's >_> my ^-^ son OwO Edmund? 
uWu Edmund, uWu enkindwe ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 spawks :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe 
>_< To uWu quit ^w^ this horrid ^.^ act. 
ÚwÚ Weg. xDD Out, uWu tweachewous >w< viwwain! 
Thou call'st on xDD him ^w^ that ^.^ hates ;;w;; thee. >_> It >_> was UwU he 
:33 That uWu made >w< the UwU ovewtuwe :3 of thy >_> tweasons uWu to x3 us; 
>_< Who is x3 too ^w^ good uWu to :33 pity ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ Gwou. O >_> my xDD fowwies! UwU Then uWu Edgaw >_> was ÚwÚ abus'd. 
:33 Kind gods, x3 fowgive :33 me that, ^-^ and xDD pwospew uWu him! 
ÚwÚ Weg. :3 Go ;;w;; thwust xDD him :33 out :3 at gates, ^-^ and let xDD him x3 smeww 
:33 His x3 way uWu to ^.^ Dovew. 
x3 Exit uWu [onye] xDD with Gloucester. 
UwU How :3 is't, >_> my >_> wowd? UwU How >w< wook :33 you? 
^.^ Cown. ^-^ I have >_> weceiv'd a >w< huwt. Follow me, OwO wady. 
:3 Tuwn :33 out ^w^ that ;;w;; eyewess OwO viwwain. x3 Thwow ^w^ this slave 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^.^ dunghiww. uWu Wegan, ^-^ I uWu bweed :33 apace. 
^-^ Untimewy ÚwÚ comes ^w^ this >w< huwt. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw ÚwÚ awm. 
x3 Exit >_< [Cownwaww, led :3 by :3 Wegan]. 
2. OwO Sewv. >_< I'ww UwU nyevew OwO cawe what wickedness ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, 
UwU If ^w^ this man come uWu to :33 good. 
uWu 3. OwO Sewv. UwU If she >_< wive :33 wong, 
And ^-^ in >w< the UwU end meet >w< the old ÚwÚ couwse :3 of >_< death, 
Women >w< wiww ;;w;; aww ^w^ tuwn monsters. 
2. OwO Sewv. xDD Wet's x3 fowwow >w< the old >w< Eaww, ^-^ and x3 get >w< the ÚwÚ bedwam 
>_< To ÚwÚ wead xDD him >w< whewe UwU he would. :33 His ^w^ woguish >w< madnyess 
>_< Awwows ^w^ itsewf uWu to OwO anything. 
uWu 3. OwO Sewv. :3 Go xDD thou. >_< I'ww fetch ÚwÚ some >_> fwax ^-^ and >w< whites :3 of eggs 
>_< To ;;w;; appwy uWu to ^.^ his ^-^ bweeding OwO face. :3 Nyow :3 heaven :33 hewp uWu him! 
x3 Exeunt. 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. Scenye xDD I. 
^.^ The UwU heath. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Edgaw. 

xDD Edg. ^w^ Yet xDD bettew thus, ^-^ and known uWu to >_< be ;;w;; contemn'd, 
uWu Than OwO stiww OwO contemn'd ^-^ and OwO fwattew'd. >_< To >_< be OwO wowst, 
^.^ The lowest ^-^ and :3 most :3 dejected >_> thing :3 of ^w^ fowtunye, 
uWu Stands OwO stiww ^-^ in >_> espewance, xDD wives UwU nyot ^-^ in >_< feaw. 
^.^ The lamentable ^w^ change is OwO fwom >w< the best; 
^.^ The ^-^ wowst xDD wetuwns uWu to ^.^ waughtew. >_> Wewcome uWu then, 
Thou x3 unsubstantiaw air ^w^ that ^-^ I embrace! 
^.^ The UwU wwetch ^w^ that >w< thou UwU hast blown >_< unto >w< the ^-^ wowst 
^.^ Owes OwO nyothing uWu to thy UwU bwasts. 

^-^ Entew :3 Gwoucestew, led :3 by :3 an Old Man. 

xDD But ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 
^w^ My ^-^ fathew, :3 poowwy :3 wed? ;;w;; Wowwd, world, O :33 wowwd! 
xDD But ^w^ that thy ^-^ stwange mutations uWu make uWu us hate ^-^ thee, 
x3 Wife :3 wouwd UwU nyot yield uWu to age. 
Old Man. O >_> my ^w^ good lord, 
^-^ I have OwO been ^-^ youw :33 tenyant, ^-^ and ^-^ youw >_> fathew's :33 tenyant, 
These ^w^ fouwscowe ^-^ yeaws. 
^-^ Gwou. :3 Away, x3 get ÚwÚ thee uWu away! Good ^.^ fwiend, >_< be gone. 
>w< Thy comforts ^w^ can do :33 me xDD nyo ^w^ good :3 at all; 
^.^ Thee :33 they ^w^ may >w< huwt. 
Old Man. You ;;w;; cannyot see ^-^ youw way. 
^-^ Gwou. ^-^ I have xDD nyo OwO way, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe >_< want xDD nyo >_> eyes; 
^-^ I xDD stumbwed uWu when ^-^ I saw. Full oft ÚwÚ 'tis seen 
>_< Ouw ÚwÚ means ;;w;; secuwe us, ^-^ and x3 ouw mere :33 defects 
uWu Pwove x3 ouw xDD commodities. :3 Ah dear ^-^ son ÚwÚ Edgaw, 
^.^ The uWu food :3 of thy ^-^ abused >_> fathew's xDD wwath! 
:33 Might ^-^ I but >_< wive uWu to see ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >_> my >_> touch, 
>w< I'wd say ^-^ I ^w^ had ^.^ eyes ;;w;; again! 
Old Man. UwU How OwO nyow? :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? 
xDD Edg. ÚwÚ [aside] O UwU gods! >_< Who ^w^ is't ^w^ can say 'I am :3 at >w< the ^w^ wowst'? 
^-^ I am worse than e'er ^-^ I ÚwÚ was. 
Old Man. 'Tis x3 poow uWu mad Tom. 
xDD Edg. ÚwÚ [aside] And worse ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< be yet. ^.^ The ^-^ wowst is UwU nyot 
So long ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ^w^ can say OwO 'This is >w< the ^.^ wowst.' 
Old Man. uWu Fewwow, >w< whewe UwU goest? 
^-^ Gwou. Is it a beggarman? 
Old Man. Madman ^-^ and uWu beggaw >_< too. 
^-^ Gwou. He has ÚwÚ some ;;w;; weason, else UwU he ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >_> beg. 
>_< I' >_> th' last ^.^ nyight's ^-^ stowm ^-^ I >_< such a uWu fewwow >_> saw, 
Which uWu made :33 me xDD think a man a ^.^ wowm. ^w^ My ^-^ son 
>_< Came :33 then uWu into >_> my >w< mind, ^-^ and yet >_> my ;;w;; mind 
uWu Was :33 then scarce >w< fwiends xDD with ^-^ him. ^-^ I have heard :33 mowe x3 since. 
:33 As :33 fwies uWu to ÚwÚ wanton >_< boys are ;;w;; we uWu to >_> th' ;;w;; gods. 
xDD They kill uWu us for their >_> spowt. 
xDD Edg. ÚwÚ [aside] UwU How OwO shouwd ^w^ this :3 be? 
^.^ Bad is >w< the >_> twade ^w^ that must uWu pway UwU foow uWu to ^w^ sowwow, 
uWu Ang'wing ^w^ itsewf ^-^ and OwO othews.- :3 Bwess ^-^ thee, >_< mastew! 
^-^ Gwou. Is ^w^ that >w< the naked fellow? 
Old Man. x3 Ay, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ Gwou. UwU Then >_> pwithee x3 get ÚwÚ thee gone. UwU If for >_> my >w< sake 
Thou OwO wiwt >_< o'ewtake uWu us hence a x3 miwe >w< ow ;;w;; twain 
>_< I' >_> th' x3 way ^.^ towawd Dover, do it for ancient love; 
And >_< bwing ÚwÚ some x3 covewing for ^w^ this naked ^w^ souw, 
>_< Who >_< I'ww entreat uWu to ÚwÚ wead >w< me. 
Old Man. Alack, sir, UwU he is >_< mad! 
^-^ Gwou. 'Tis >w< the ÚwÚ time's ^w^ pwague uWu when xDD madmen ÚwÚ wead >w< the >_< bwind. 
:3 Do ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :33 bid ^-^ thee, >w< ow :3 wathew do thy ^.^ pweasuwe. 
ÚwÚ Above >w< the rest, >_< be gone. 
Old Man. >_< I'ww >_< bwing xDD him >w< the uWu best OwO 'pawew ^w^ that ^-^ I uWu have, 
^w^ Come ^.^ on't what :3 wiww. Exit. 
^-^ Gwou. x3 Siwwah naked fellow- 
xDD Edg. >_> Poow ^-^ Tom's acold. [Aside] ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< daub it further. 
^-^ Gwou. ^w^ Come hither, fellow. 
xDD Edg. ÚwÚ [aside] And yet ^-^ I :3 must.- :3 Bwess thy sweet uWu eyes, :33 they >_< bweed. 
^-^ Gwou. Know'st >w< thou >w< the x3 way uWu to uWu Dovew? 
xDD Edg. ÚwÚ Both >_< stiwe ^-^ and UwU gate, horseway ^-^ and footpath. >_> Poow >_> Tom hath OwO been 
scar'd :33 out :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ good wits. :3 Bwess ^-^ thee, ^w^ good man's son, OwO fwom 
>w< the ÚwÚ fouw >_> fiend! x3 Five :3 fiends have OwO been ^-^ in x3 poow >_> Tom :3 at x3 once: :3 of 
>w< wust, ÚwÚ as Obidicut; Hobbididence, prince :3 of dumbness; :3 Mahu, :3 of 
;;w;; steawing; OwO Modo, :3 of murder; Flibbertigibbet, :3 of mopping ^-^ and 
mowing, ;;w;; who >_> since UwU possesses x3 chambewmaids ^-^ and waiting OwO women. ;;w;; So, 
bless ^-^ thee, >_< mastew! 
^-^ Gwou. >_> Hewe, ^w^ take ^w^ this ;;w;; Puwse, >w< thou whom >w< the >_> heavens' plagues 
>_< Have :3 humbwed uWu to ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ stwokes. :33 That ^-^ I am >_> wwetched 
uWu Makes ÚwÚ thee >w< the ^w^ happiew. ^-^ Heavens, ^.^ deaw ;;w;; so xDD stiww! 
Let >w< the ÚwÚ supewfwuous ^-^ and ;;w;; wust-dieted ;;w;; man, 
:33 That slaves ^-^ youw >w< owdinyance, ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU nyot see 
Because UwU he does UwU nyot ^w^ feew, feel ^-^ youw x3 pow'w quickly; 
So >_> distwibution OwO shouwd undo xDD excess, 
And uWu each man have xDD enyough. OwO Dost >w< thou >_< knyow uWu Dovew? 
xDD Edg. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ mastew. 
^-^ Gwou. ;;w;; Thewe is a ÚwÚ cwiff, :3 whose >_> high ^-^ and bending ^.^ head 
OwO Wooks fearfully ^-^ in >w< the >_< confinyed :3 deep. 
xDD Bwing :33 me but uWu to >w< the :3 vewy ^-^ bwim :3 of ^w^ it, 
And >_< I'ww repair >w< the >w< misewy >w< thou dost ;;w;; beaw 
With x3 something rich uWu about >w< me. ^w^ Fwom ^w^ that :3 pwace 
^-^ I >_< shaww xDD nyo leading ^.^ nyeed. 
xDD Edg. ^w^ Give :33 me thy ÚwÚ awm. 
>_> Poow >_> Tom >_< shaww ÚwÚ wead ;;w;; thee. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< II. 
:3 Befowe >w< the xDD Duke :3 of Albany's ^-^ Pawace. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ Gonyewiw ^-^ and ;;w;; [Edmund ÚwÚ the] x3 Bastawd. 

>w< Gon. ^-^ Wewcome, >_> my ^-^ wowd. ^-^ I :3 mawvew x3 ouw >_< miwd :3 husband 
uWu Nyot >_< met uWu us on >w< the way. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ [Oswawd ÚwÚ the] >_< Stewawd. 

xDD Nyow, >w< whewe's ^-^ youw master? 
^-^ Osw. ^-^ Madam, ;;w;; within, but UwU nyevew man ;;w;; so >_> chang'd. 
^-^ I >_< towd xDD him :3 of >w< the >w< awmy ^w^ that >_> was landed: 
He smil'd :3 at uWu it. ^-^ I >_< towd xDD him :33 you were :3 coming: 
:33 His answer ^w^ was, ^-^ 'The OwO wowse.' Of ^.^ Gwoucestew's UwU tweachewy 
And :3 of >w< the loyal UwU sewvice :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ son 
When ^-^ I inform'd :3 him, :33 then UwU he call'd :33 me sot 
And >_< towd :33 me ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO tuwn'd >w< the ^-^ wwong >w< side x3 out. 
:3 What :3 most UwU he OwO shouwd ;;w;; diswike ^-^ seems :3 pweasant uWu to xDD him; 
:3 What ^.^ wike, ^w^ offensive. 
>w< Gon. x3 [to OwO Edmund] UwU Then >_< shaww :33 you ^w^ go xDD nyo further. 
>_> It is >w< the xDD cowish ^.^ tewwow :3 of ^.^ his xDD spiwit, 
:33 That ^w^ dawes UwU nyot undertake. ;;w;; He'ww UwU nyot feel ^.^ wwongs 
Which ;;w;; tie xDD him uWu to :3 an answer. >_< Ouw UwU wishes on >w< the x3 way 
:3 May >_< pwove >_> effects. uWu Back, uWu Edmund, uWu to >_> my >_> bwothew. 
^.^ Hasten ^.^ his musters ^-^ and >_> conduct ^.^ his :3 pow'ws. 
^-^ I must ^w^ change xDD awms :3 at home ^-^ and >w< give >w< the xDD distaff 
>w< Into >_> my ^.^ husband's :3 hands. ^.^ This ÚwÚ twusty servant 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^w^ pass between :33 us. Ere long :33 you are OwO wike uWu to >_> heaw 
OwO (If :33 you dare venture ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ own >_> behawf) 
xDD A ^-^ mistwess's :3 command. >w< Weaw this. xDD [Gives a >_< favouw.] 
UwU Spawe UwU speech. 
ÚwÚ Decwinye ^-^ youw head. ^.^ This ^.^ kiss, >_> if it durst :3 speak, 
>w< Wouwd >_> stwetch thy >_> spiwits :3 up uWu into >w< the >w< aiw. 
ÚwÚ Conceive, ^-^ and fare ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. 
ÚwÚ Edm. xDD Youws ^-^ in >w< the xDD wanks :3 of uWu death! Exit. 
>w< Gon. ^w^ My :3 most dear >w< Gwoucestew! 
OwO O, >w< the >_> diffewence :3 of man ^-^ and ^.^ man! 
>_< To ÚwÚ thee a :3 woman's ÚwÚ sewvices are x3 due; 
^w^ My UwU foow usurps >_> my :33 body. 
^-^ Osw. ^-^ Madam, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my ^-^ wowd. Exit. 

^-^ Entew Albany. 

>w< Gon. ^-^ I have OwO been worth >w< the ;;w;; whistwe. 
UwU Awb. O >_> Gonyewiw, 
You are UwU nyot worth >w< the ^-^ dust xDD which >w< the rude ^.^ wind 
OwO Bwows ^-^ in ^-^ youw face! ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ^-^ youw x3 disposition. 
:33 That ;;w;; nyatuwe xDD which ^.^ contemns it ^w^ owigin 
^w^ Cannyot >_< be uWu bowdewed x3 cewtain ^-^ in ^-^ itsewf. 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ that x3 hewsewf >w< wiww :3 swivew ^-^ and OwO disbwanch 
^w^ Fwom ;;w;; hew material sap, UwU pewfowce must OwO withew 
And come uWu to deadly ^w^ use. 
>w< Gon. :33 Nyo UwU mowe! ^.^ The text is xDD foowish. 
UwU Awb. Wisdom ^-^ and ^w^ goodnyess uWu to >w< the :3 viwe seem ^-^ viwe; 
Filths :33 savouw but uWu themsewves. :3 What have :33 you xDD donye? 
;;w;; Tigews, UwU nyot daughters, what have :33 you >_> pewfowm'd? 
xDD A ^-^ fathew, ^-^ and a OwO gwacious ÚwÚ aged ;;w;; man, 
>_< Whose xDD wevewence uWu even >w< the head-lugg'd ;;w;; beaw :3 wouwd x3 wick, 
uWu Most ^w^ bawbawous, :3 most >_> degenyewate, have :33 you >_> madded. 
x3 Couwd >_> my ^w^ good brother :3 suffew :33 you uWu to do it? 
xDD A ;;w;; man, a :33 pwince, :3 by xDD him ;;w;; so xDD benyefited! 
UwU If ^w^ that >w< the heavens do UwU nyot their visible >_> spiwits 
uWu Send quickly OwO down uWu to tame uWu these :3 viwe ^w^ offences, 
>_> It >w< wiww come, 
UwU Humanyity must UwU pewfowce prey on :3 itsewf, 
>w< Wike monsters :3 of >w< the :3 deep. 
>w< Gon. :3 Miwk-wivew'd ^.^ man! 
:33 That ^w^ beaw'st a cheek for uWu bwows, a ^.^ head for wrongs; 
>_< Who UwU hast UwU nyot ^-^ in thy x3 bwows :3 an eye discerning 
>w< Thinye >w< honyouw OwO fwom thy uWu suffewing; ^w^ that UwU nyot know'st 
Fools do those ;;w;; viwwains :33 pity ;;w;; who are punish'd 
Ere :33 they have ^w^ donye their uWu mischief. ^.^ Whewe's thy ^.^ dwum? 
>_< Fwance UwU spweads ^.^ his >w< bannyews ^-^ in x3 ouw :3 nyoisewess land, 
With plumed helm thy ^.^ state begins uWu to threat, 
Whiles UwU thou, a ÚwÚ mowaw >w< foow, sit'st ^.^ stiww, ^-^ and x3 cwiest 
xDD 'Awack, why does UwU he :3 so?' 
UwU Awb. ÚwÚ See thyself, devil! 
;;w;; Pwopew UwU defowmity ^-^ seems UwU nyot ^-^ in >w< the x3 fiend 
So horrid ÚwÚ as ^-^ in ^.^ woman. 
>w< Gon. O uWu vain ^.^ foow! 
UwU Awb. Thou uWu changed ^-^ and ^-^ sewf-covew'd ^w^ thing, for shame! 
>_< Bemonstew UwU nyot thy >_> featuwe! UwU Wewe't >_> my fitness 
>_< To let uWu these >w< hands xDD obey >_> my uWu bwood, 
xDD They are :3 apt :33 enyough uWu to ^w^ diswocate ^-^ and tear 
>w< Thy flesh ^-^ and bones. UwU Howe'ew >w< thou UwU awt a :3 fiend, 
xDD A :3 woman's shape x3 doth >_< shiewd ;;w;; thee. 
>w< Gon. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ youw OwO manhood OwO mew! 

^-^ Entew a xDD Gentweman. 

UwU Awb. :3 What OwO nyews? 
^-^ Gent. OwO O, >_> my ^w^ good lord, >w< the xDD Duke :3 of xDD Cownwaww x3 's >_> dead, 
x3 Swain :3 by ^.^ his :33 sewvant, going uWu to put :33 out 
^.^ The x3 othew eye :3 of Gloucester. 
UwU Awb. ^.^ Gwoucestew's eyes? 
^-^ Gent. xDD A servant ^w^ that UwU he >_< bwed, xDD thwiww'd xDD with remorse, 
Oppos'd ÚwÚ against >w< the ^w^ act, bending ^.^ his >_< swowd 
>_< To ^.^ his >_> gweat :3 mastew; :33 who, ÚwÚ theweat >_< enwag'd, 
^w^ Fwew on :3 him, ^-^ and ^.^ amongst them uWu feww'd xDD him dead; 
xDD But UwU nyot :33 without ^w^ that harmful ^w^ stwoke xDD which >_> since 
uWu Hath UwU pwuck'd xDD him ÚwÚ aftew. 
UwU Awb. ^.^ This :3 shows :33 you are above, 
You justicers, ^w^ that uWu these x3 ouw nether UwU cwimes 
So speedily ^w^ can venge! xDD But O x3 poow >w< Gwoucestew! 
:33 Wose UwU he ^.^ his x3 othew >w< eye? 
^-^ Gent. >w< Both, both, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^.^ This >_> wettew, ÚwÚ madam, craves a speedy answer. 
'Tis OwO fwom ^-^ youw ^.^ sistew. 
>w< Gon. ÚwÚ [aside] uWu Onye x3 way ^-^ I OwO wike ^w^ this :3 weww; 
xDD But being ^-^ widow, ^-^ and >_> my x3 Gwoucestew xDD with >w< hew, 
:3 May ;;w;; aww >w< the uWu buiwding ^-^ in >_> my uWu fancy pluck 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my >_< hatefuw ÚwÚ wife. UwU Anyothew x3 way 
^.^ The OwO nyews is UwU nyot ;;w;; so >_> tawt.- >_< I'ww ^w^ wead, ^-^ and answer. 
Exit. 
UwU Awb. ;;w;; Whewe >_> was ^.^ his ^-^ son uWu when :33 they >w< did ^w^ take ^.^ his eyes? 
^-^ Gent. ^w^ Come xDD with >_> my lady x3 hithew. 
UwU Awb. He is UwU nyot uWu hewe. 
^-^ Gent. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wowd; ^-^ I >_< met xDD him >_< back again. 
UwU Awb. uWu Knyows UwU he >w< the wickedness? 
^-^ Gent. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. >_< 'Twas UwU he inform'd ÚwÚ against :3 him, 
And uWu quit >w< the house on UwU puwpose, ^w^ that their :33 punyishment 
:33 Might have >w< the :33 fweew >_> couwse. 
UwU Awb. :3 Gwoucestew, ^-^ I >_< wive 
>_< To UwU thank ÚwÚ thee for >w< the :33 wove >w< thou OwO show'dst >w< the :3 King, 
And uWu to >_< wevenge ^w^ thinye ^-^ eyes. ^w^ Come hither, OwO fwiend. 
Tell :33 me what :33 mowe >w< thou know'st. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
^.^ The :33 Fwench camp uWu nyeaw ^.^ Dovew. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ Kent ^-^ and a xDD Gentweman. 

uWu Kent. ^.^ Why >w< the OwO King :3 of >_< Fwance is ;;w;; so :3 suddenwy ^w^ gonye >_< back >_< knyow :33 you >w< the 
reason? 
^-^ Gent. ^w^ Something UwU he UwU weft ^w^ impewfect ^-^ in >w< the xDD state, xDD which >_> since ^.^ his 
>w< coming ^-^ fowth is :3 thought uWu of, xDD which :3 impowts uWu to >w< the :33 kingdom ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
^w^ feaw ^-^ and danger ^w^ that ^.^ his ^w^ pewsonyaw ^w^ wetuwn >_> was :3 most x3 wequiwed ^-^ and 
necessary. 
uWu Kent. >_< Who hath UwU he UwU weft x3 behind xDD him ;;w;; genyewaw? 
^-^ Gent. ^.^ The UwU Mawshaw :3 of France, OwO Monsieuw ^.^ Wa UwU Faw. 
uWu Kent. ÚwÚ Did ^-^ youw :33 wettews pierce >w< the Queen uWu to :33 any OwO demonstwation :3 of 
xDD gwief? 
^-^ Gent. x3 Ay, ^-^ siw. ÚwÚ She took them, UwU wead them ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ pwesence, 
And now ^-^ and :33 then :3 an ample tear xDD twiww'd OwO down 
ÚwÚ Hew delicate :33 cheek. >_> It OwO seem'd she >_> was a :3 queen 
:33 Ovew ;;w;; hew uWu passion, :33 who, :3 most rebel-like, 
Sought uWu to >_< be :33 king ^.^ o'ew x3 hew. 
uWu Kent. OwO O, :33 then it xDD mov'd :33 hew? 
^-^ Gent. uWu Nyot uWu to a :33 wage. :33 Patience ^-^ and >_> sowwow uWu stwove 
>_< Who OwO shouwd OwO expwess ;;w;; hew UwU goodwiest. You have seen 
xDD Sunshinye ^-^ and rain :3 at x3 once: ;;w;; hew ^-^ smiwes ^-^ and tears 
^.^ Wewe ^.^ wike, a xDD bettew way. Those happy >_> smiwets 
:33 That >_< pway'd on ;;w;; hew ripe lip OwO seem'd UwU nyot uWu to >_< knyow 
:3 What guests were ^-^ in ;;w;; hew uWu eyes, xDD which :33 pawted thence 
:33 As ^w^ peawws OwO fwom >_> diamonds dropp'd. ^.^ In ^.^ bwief, 
Sorrow :3 wouwd >_< be a xDD wawity :3 most OwO bewov'd, 
UwU If ;;w;; aww ^-^ couwd ;;w;; so ^-^ become uWu it. 
uWu Kent. ^-^ Made she xDD nyo :3 vewbaw >w< question? 
^-^ Gent. ^-^ Faith, once >w< ow twice she :33 heav'd >w< the name :3 of father 
:3 Pantingwy forth, ÚwÚ as >_> if it ;;w;; pwess'd ;;w;; hew :33 heawt; 
^.^ Cwied 'Sisters, >_> sistews! ;;w;; Shame :3 of ^.^ wadies! Sisters! 
UwU Kent! >w< fathew! >_> sistews! ^w^ What, ^.^ i' >_> th' stowm? ^.^ i' >_> th' night? 
Let :33 pity UwU nyot >_< be x3 bewiev'd!' ;;w;; Thewe she :3 shook 
^.^ The UwU howy water OwO fwom ;;w;; hew uWu heavenwy uWu eyes, 
And UwU cwamouw moisten'd. UwU Then xDD away she xDD stawted 
>_< To ^.^ deaw xDD with grief alone. 
uWu Kent. >_> It is >w< the ÚwÚ staws, 
^.^ The stars ^w^ above us, >w< govewn x3 ouw >_> conditions; 
Else >w< onye >_> sewf :33 mate ^-^ and :33 mate ^-^ couwd UwU nyot :33 beget 
>_> Such uWu diffewent issues. You ^-^ spoke UwU nyot xDD with ;;w;; hew uWu since? 
^-^ Gent. >w< Nyo. 
uWu Kent. uWu Was ^w^ this :33 befowe >w< the OwO King uWu wetuwn'd? 
^-^ Gent. x3 Nyo, x3 since. 
uWu Kent. xDD Weww, sir, >w< the x3 poow ^-^ distwessed >_> Weaw's ^.^ i' >_> th' >_> town; 
>_< Who sometime, ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD bettew tune, remembers 
:3 What ;;w;; we are come uWu about, ^-^ and :3 by xDD nyo ÚwÚ means 
Will yield uWu to see ^.^ his ;;w;; daughtew. 
^-^ Gent. :3 Why, ^w^ good >_> siw? 
uWu Kent. xDD A sovereign OwO shame ;;w;; so >w< ewbows xDD him; ^.^ his ^-^ own UwU unkindnyess, 
:33 That >w< stwipp'd ;;w;; hew OwO fwom ^.^ his xDD benyediction, OwO tuwn'd ;;w;; hew 
>_< To ^-^ foweign :33 casuawties, ÚwÚ gave ;;w;; hew dear :3 wights 
>_< To ^.^ his dog-hearted :3 daughtews- uWu these things xDD sting 
:33 His ;;w;; mind ;;w;; so >_> venyomouswy ^w^ that burning OwO shame 
Detains xDD him OwO fwom Cordelia. 
^-^ Gent. Alack, x3 poow >_< gentweman! 
uWu Kent. Of Albany's ^-^ and ;;w;; Cownwaww's ^w^ powews :33 you heard xDD nyot? 
^-^ Gent. 'Tis uWu so; :33 they are >_< afoot. 
uWu Kent. xDD Weww, sir, >_< I'ww >_< bwing :33 you uWu to x3 ouw ^w^ mastew >_< Weaw 
And uWu weave :33 you uWu to ^-^ attend ^-^ him. ^.^ Some dear >_< cause 
Will ^-^ in concealment ;;w;; wwap :33 me :3 up ^w^ awhiwe. 
When ^-^ I am known xDD awight, :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot ^-^ gwieve 
;;w;; Wending :33 me ^w^ this ^.^ acquaintance. ^-^ I pray :33 you ^w^ go 
UwU Awong xDD with >w< me. x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ The :33 Fwench UwU camp. 

Enter, xDD with ;;w;; Dwum ^-^ and :3 Cowouws, ^.^ Cowdewia, :3 Doctow, ^-^ and Soldiers. 

^-^ Cow. Alack, ÚwÚ 'tis xDD he! :3 Why, UwU he >_> was >_< met uWu even now 
:33 As uWu mad ÚwÚ as >w< the >_> vex'd sea, ^.^ singing aloud, 
ÚwÚ Cwown'd xDD with rank >_> fumitew ^-^ and furrow ^.^ weeds, 
With OwO hawdocks, OwO hemwock, nettles, ^w^ cuckoo x3 fwow'ws, 
>_> Dawnyew, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD idwe >_< weeds ^w^ that ÚwÚ gwow 
^.^ In x3 ouw :33 sustainying OwO cown. xDD A century ^.^ send forth. 
Search >_> evewy x3 acwe ^-^ in >w< the high-grown field 
And >_< bwing xDD him uWu to x3 ouw >w< eye. UwU [Exit :3 an Officer.] :3 What ^w^ can man's 
;;w;; wisdom 
^.^ In >w< the >w< westowing ^.^ his bereaved :3 sense? 
He ^w^ that ^.^ hewps xDD him ^w^ take ;;w;; aww >_> my UwU outwawd ;;w;; wowth. 
:3 Doct. ;;w;; Thewe is x3 means, OwO madam. 
>_< Ouw :33 fostew nurse :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe is ÚwÚ wepose, 
^.^ The xDD which UwU he lacks. :33 That uWu to ÚwÚ pwovoke ^-^ in xDD him 
;;w;; Awe uWu many xDD simpwes ^.^ opewative, :3 whose ÚwÚ powew 
Will ^-^ cwose >w< the eye :3 of ^-^ anguish. 
^-^ Cow. ;;w;; Aww blest uWu secwets, 
;;w;; Aww :33 you unpublish'd virtues :3 of >w< the >_> eawth, 
Spring xDD with >_> my ;;w;; teaws! >_< be ;;w;; aidant ^-^ and remediate 
^.^ In >w< the ^w^ good man's >_> distwess! >_< Seek, >w< seek for uWu him! 
ÚwÚ West ^.^ his >_> ungovewn'd xDD wage dissolve >w< the OwO wife 
:33 That ^-^ wants >w< the ÚwÚ means uWu to ÚwÚ wead uWu it. 

^-^ Entew Messenger. 

Mess. OwO Nyews, OwO madam. 
^.^ The British ^-^ pow'ws are marching hitherward. 
^-^ Cow. 'Tis known OwO befowe. >_< Ouw :33 pwepawation ^.^ stands 
^.^ In uWu expectation :3 of uWu them. O dear ^-^ fathew, 
>_> It is thy business ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ go UwU about. 
Therefore >_> gweat >_< Fwance 
^w^ My OwO mouwnying ^-^ and important tears hath :3 pitied. 
:33 Nyo blown :33 ambition x3 doth x3 ouw xDD awms OwO incite, 
xDD But love, dear love, ^-^ and x3 ouw xDD ag'd >_> fathew's right. 
UwU Soon ^w^ may ^-^ I >_> heaw ^-^ and see uWu him! 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye V. 
^.^ Gwoucestew's >_> Castwe. 

^-^ Entew OwO Wegan ^-^ and ^.^ [Oswawd ÚwÚ the] >_< Stewawd. 

ÚwÚ Weg. xDD But are >_> my ^-^ bwothew's ^-^ pow'ws ^w^ set ^-^ fowth? 
^-^ Osw. x3 Ay, OwO madam. 
ÚwÚ Weg. Himself ^-^ in :33 pewson ÚwÚ thewe? 
^-^ Osw. ^-^ Madam, xDD with ÚwÚ much ado. 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; sistew is >w< the xDD bettew ÚwÚ sowdiew. 
ÚwÚ Weg. xDD Wowd >_< Edmund spake UwU nyot xDD with ^-^ youw lord :3 at ^w^ home? 
^-^ Osw. x3 Nyo, OwO madam. 
ÚwÚ Weg. :3 What :33 might ^-^ impowt >_> my :3 sistew's letter uWu to him? 
^-^ Osw. ^-^ I >_< knyow not, OwO wady. 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^-^ Faith, UwU he is posted hence on serious >w< mattew. 
>_> It >_> was >_> gweat xDD ignyowance, ^.^ Gwoucestew's ^.^ eyes being x3 out, 
>_< To let xDD him xDD wive. ;;w;; Whewe UwU he >_< awwives UwU he moves 
;;w;; Aww ^-^ heawts ÚwÚ against :33 us. uWu Edmund, ^-^ I think, is gone, 
^.^ In :33 pity :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ misewy, uWu to ÚwÚ dispatch 
:33 His UwU nyighted ^-^ wife; >_< moweovew, uWu to descry 
^.^ The >_> stwength uWu o' >_> th' >_> enyemy. 
^-^ Osw. ^-^ I must xDD nyeeds after :3 him, ÚwÚ madam, xDD with >_> my OwO wettew. 
ÚwÚ Weg. >_< Ouw ;;w;; twoops ^w^ set ^-^ fowth to-morrow. Stay xDD with :33 us. 
^.^ The ^.^ ways are ÚwÚ dangewous. 
^-^ Osw. ^-^ I ^w^ may not, OwO madam. 
^w^ My lady charg'd >_> my >_> duty ^-^ in ^w^ this >_> businyess. 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd she xDD wwite uWu to OwO Edmund? :33 Might UwU nyot :33 you 
UwU Twanspowt ;;w;; hew xDD puwposes :3 by >w< wowd? Belike, 
>w< Something- ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot UwU what- >_< I'ww :33 wove ÚwÚ thee x3 much- 
Let :33 me :33 unseaw >w< the OwO wettew. 
^-^ Osw. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I ^w^ had uWu wathew- 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ youw lady does UwU nyot :33 wove ;;w;; hew ^-^ husband; 
^-^ I am ^w^ suwe :3 of ^-^ that; ^-^ and :3 at ;;w;; hew OwO wate being ÚwÚ hewe 
ÚwÚ She ÚwÚ gave ^-^ stwange OwO ewiads ^-^ and :3 most ^w^ speaking OwO wooks 
>_< To ^-^ nyobwe Edmund. ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you are :3 of ;;w;; hew :3 bosom. 
^-^ Osw. ;;w;; I, uWu madam? 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^-^ I UwU speak ^-^ in ;;w;; undewstanding. Y'are! ^-^ I :3 knyow't. 
Therefore ^-^ I do >_> advise :33 you ^w^ take ^w^ this >_< nyote. 
^w^ My lord is dead; >_< Edmund ^-^ and ^-^ I have :3 tawk'd, 
And :33 mowe >_< convenyient is UwU he for >_> my UwU hand 
uWu Than for ^-^ youw lady's. You ^w^ may xDD gathew >w< mowe. 
UwU If :33 you do find :3 him, pray :33 you >w< give xDD him this; 
And uWu when ^-^ youw ÚwÚ mistwess :33 heaws UwU thus ÚwÚ much OwO fwom ^.^ you, 
^-^ I pray desire ;;w;; hew UwU caww ;;w;; hew ;;w;; wisdom uWu to x3 hew. 
So farewell. 
UwU If :33 you do >_> chance uWu to >_> heaw :3 of ^w^ that ^.^ bwind ÚwÚ twaitow, 
;;w;; Pwefewment ;;w;; fawws on xDD him ^w^ that cuts xDD him ^.^ off. 
^-^ Osw. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ couwd meet :3 him, >w< madam! ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^w^ show 
:3 What party ^-^ I do ^w^ fowwow. 
ÚwÚ Weg. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< VI. 
^.^ The xDD countwy uWu nyeaw ^.^ Dovew. 

^-^ Entew :3 Gwoucestew, ^-^ and uWu Edgaw UwU [wike a ;;w;; Peasant]. 

^-^ Gwou. When >_< shaww ^-^ I come uWu to >_> th' OwO top :3 of ^w^ that ^-^ same ÚwÚ hiww? 
xDD Edg. You do ^-^ cwimb :3 up it UwU nyow. ÚwÚ Wook how ;;w;; we UwU wabouw. 
^-^ Gwou. xDD Methinks >w< the >_< gwound is ^-^ even. 
xDD Edg. x3 Howwibwe OwO steep. 
Hark, do :33 you >_> heaw >w< the x3 sea? 
^-^ Gwou. x3 Nyo, truly. 
xDD Edg. :3 Why, uWu then, ^-^ youw x3 othew ^.^ senses ÚwÚ gwow ^w^ impewfect 
By ^-^ youw eyes' ^-^ anguish. 
^-^ Gwou. So ^w^ may it >_< be indeed. 
xDD Methinks thy :3 voice is alter'd, ^-^ and >w< thou ^-^ speak'st 
^.^ In xDD bettew >_< phwase ^-^ and :3 mattew than >w< thou :3 didst. 
xDD Edg. Y'are ÚwÚ much deceiv'd. ^.^ In OwO nyothing am ^-^ I >_< chang'd 
xDD But ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ gawments. 
^-^ Gwou. xDD Methinks y'are xDD bettew ^-^ spoken. 
xDD Edg. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, sir; >_> hewe's >w< the ;;w;; pwace. :33 Stand >w< stiww. UwU How OwO feawfuw 
And ;;w;; dizzy ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to ÚwÚ cast one's ^.^ eyes ;;w;; so >_< wow! 
^.^ The crows ^-^ and >_< choughs ^w^ that UwU wing >w< the >w< midway air 
x3 Show scarce ;;w;; so >_< gwoss ÚwÚ as >w< beetwes. Halfway OwO down 
OwO Hangs >w< onye ^w^ that >w< gathews :3 sampiwe- dreadful trade! 
xDD Methinks UwU he ^-^ seems xDD nyo bigger than ^.^ his head. 
^.^ The xDD fishewmen ^w^ that ^.^ wawk upon >w< the ;;w;; beach 
^w^ Appeaw OwO wike >_> mice; ^-^ and yond xDD taww anchoring xDD bawk, 
Diminish'd uWu to ;;w;; hew ;;w;; cock; ;;w;; hew OwO cock, a ;;w;; buoy 
>_> Awmost x3 too xDD smaww for ÚwÚ sight. ^.^ The ÚwÚ muwmuwing uWu suwge 
:33 That on >_> th' unnumb'red xDD idwe uWu pebbwe ^w^ chafes 
^w^ Cannyot >_< be heard ;;w;; so high. >_< I'ww >w< wook xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, 
ÚwÚ West >_> my ^.^ bwain ;;w;; tuwn, ^-^ and >w< the uWu deficient :33 sight 
^.^ Toppwe OwO down ;;w;; headwong. 
^-^ Gwou. ^-^ Set :33 me >w< whewe :33 you ÚwÚ stand. 
xDD Edg. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. You are now >_> within a ^.^ foot 
Of >_> th' >_< extweme verge. :3 Fow ;;w;; aww beneath >w< the moon 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ I UwU nyot UwU weap ÚwÚ upwight. 
^-^ Gwou. Let ^w^ go >_> my ;;w;; hand. 
>_> Hewe, ^.^ fwiend, is uWu anyothew >_> puwse; ^-^ in it a ÚwÚ jewew 
ÚwÚ Weww worth a x3 poow man's ÚwÚ taking. Fairies ^-^ and UwU gods 
x3 Pwospew it xDD with ^-^ thee! :3 Go >w< thou further off; 
OwO Bid :33 me >w< faweweww, ^-^ and let :33 me >_> heaw ÚwÚ thee going. 
xDD Edg. :3 Nyow fare xDD ye UwU weww, ^w^ good ^-^ siw. 
^-^ Gwou. With ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< heawt. 
xDD Edg. >_> [aside]. ^.^ Why ^-^ I do >_> twifwe UwU thus xDD with ^.^ his ÚwÚ despaiw 
Is ^w^ donye uWu to cure uWu it. 
^-^ Gwou. O :33 you ^w^ mighty UwU gods! He x3 knyeews. 
^.^ This UwU wowwd ^-^ I do renounce, UwU and, ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; sights, 
Shake ^-^ patientwy >_> my >_> gweat uWu affwiction ^.^ off. 
UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ;;w;; beaw it >_> wongew ^-^ and UwU nyot x3 faww 
>_< To :3 quawwew xDD with ^-^ youw >_> gweat x3 opposewess ^.^ wiwws, 
^w^ My ÚwÚ snyuff ^-^ and ÚwÚ woathed ^.^ pawt :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe OwO shouwd 
:3 Buwn ^w^ itsewf x3 out. UwU If uWu Edgaw >_< wive, OwO O, bless uWu him! 
xDD Nyow, fellow, fare ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. 
He ;;w;; fawws ^w^ [fowwawd ^-^ and ;;w;; swoons]. 
xDD Edg. ÚwÚ Gonye, sir, ^w^ faweweww.- 
And yet ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot how ^w^ conceit ^w^ may uWu wob 
^.^ The UwU tweasuwy :3 of OwO wife uWu when OwO wife ^w^ itsewf 
ÚwÚ Yiewds uWu to >w< the >_> theft. Had UwU he OwO been >w< whewe UwU he ;;w;; thought, 
By ^w^ this ^w^ had :3 thought OwO been past.- UwU Awive >w< ow dead? 
>_> Ho ^.^ you, :33 siw! ÚwÚ fwiend! Hear ^.^ you, >_> siw? >_> Speak!- 
Thus :33 might UwU he ^w^ pass indeed. ^w^ Yet UwU he revives. 
:3 What are ^.^ you, >_> siw? 
^-^ Gwou. :3 Away, ^-^ and let :33 me ^.^ die. 
xDD Edg. >_< Hadst >w< thou OwO been :3 aught but gossamer, >w< feathews, ;;w;; aiw, 
So uWu many ;;w;; fadom OwO down uWu pwecipitating, 
>_< Thou'dst shiver'd OwO wike :3 an ÚwÚ egg; but >w< thou dost ;;w;; bweathe; 
Hast >_< heavy substance; uWu bweed'st not; OwO speak'st; UwU awt sound. 
^w^ Ten masts :3 at uWu each uWu make UwU nyot >w< the :33 awtitude 
Which >w< thou UwU hast ;;w;; pewpendicuwawwy :3 feww. 
>w< Thy OwO wife is a ^w^ miwacwe. OwO Speak yet again. 
^-^ Gwou. xDD But have ^-^ I >_> faww'n, >w< ow no? 
xDD Edg. ^w^ Fwom >w< the x3 dwead summit :3 of ^w^ this >w< chawky :33 bouwn. 
ÚwÚ Wook :3 up ^.^ a-height. ^.^ The ;;w;; shwiww-gowg'd lark ;;w;; so far 
^w^ Cannyot >_< be seen >w< ow heard. :3 Do but >w< wook ;;w;; up. 
^-^ Gwou. Alack, ^-^ I have xDD nyo eyes! 
Is ;;w;; wwetchednyess ;;w;; depwiv'd ^w^ that benefit 
>_< To UwU end ^w^ itsewf :3 by death? >_< 'Twas yet ÚwÚ some x3 comfowt 
When >w< misewy ^-^ couwd ^w^ beguiwe >w< the >w< tywant's xDD wage 
And >w< fwustwate ^.^ his ÚwÚ pwoud :3 wiww. 
xDD Edg. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw ÚwÚ awm. 
Up- >_< so. UwU How is't? >_> Feew :33 you ^-^ youw legs? You ÚwÚ stand. 
^-^ Gwou. :33 Too UwU weww, x3 too ^.^ weww. 
xDD Edg. ^.^ This is ^w^ above ;;w;; aww ^-^ stwangenyess. 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the crown uWu o' >_> th' UwU cwiff what >_> thing >_> was ^w^ that 
Which :33 pawted OwO fwom :33 you? 
^-^ Gwou. xDD A x3 poow unfortunate beggar. 
xDD Edg. :33 As ^-^ I >w< stood ÚwÚ hewe :3 bewow, ;;w;; methought ^.^ his ^.^ eyes 
^.^ Wewe x3 two full ÚwÚ moons; UwU he ^w^ had a >_> thousand >_< nyoses, 
:33 Howns ÚwÚ whewk'd ^-^ and UwU wav'd OwO wike >w< the ^-^ enwidged ÚwÚ sea. 
>_> It >_> was ÚwÚ some OwO fiend. ;;w;; Thewefowe, >w< thou happy ^-^ fathew, 
>w< Think ^w^ that >w< the :3 cweawest gods, ;;w;; who uWu make them UwU honyouws 
Of men's ;;w;; impossibiwity, have :3 pwesewv'd ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ Gwou. ^-^ I do remember UwU nyow. >_> Hencefowth >_< I'ww ;;w;; beaw 
xDD Affwiction :3 tiww it do ^.^ cwy :33 out ^w^ itsewf 
>w< 'Enyough, x3 enyough,' ^-^ and ^.^ die. :33 That >_> thing :33 you UwU speak uWu of, 
^-^ I took it for a man. Often ^.^ 'twouwd say 
^-^ 'The :3 fiend, >w< the fiend'- UwU he led :33 me uWu to ^w^ that ;;w;; pwace. 
xDD Edg. Bear >w< fwee ^-^ and ^.^ patient thoughts. 

^-^ Entew >_< Weaw, >_> mad, ÚwÚ [fantasticawwy ^w^ dwessed xDD with uWu weeds]. 

xDD But ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 
^.^ The >w< safew sense >w< wiww >w< nye'ew accommodate 
:33 His ^w^ mastew thus. 
>w< Weaw. x3 Nyo, :33 they ;;w;; cannyot >_< touch :33 me for UwU coming; 
^-^ I am >w< the OwO King ^.^ himsewf. 
xDD Edg. O >w< thou side-piercing ^.^ sight! 
>w< Weaw. Nature x3 's ^w^ above UwU awt ^-^ in ^w^ that xDD wespect. Thewe's ^-^ youw ^-^ pwess 
ÚwÚ monyey. :33 That uWu fewwow handles ^.^ his bow OwO wike a crow-keeper. Draw :33 me 
a >_< cwothiew's >_< yawd. x3 Wook, UwU wook, a mouse! ^w^ Peace, >_< peace; ^w^ this piece 
:3 of x3 toasted ^w^ cheese >w< wiww ^-^ do't. Thewe's >_> my ^w^ gauntwet; >_< I'ww >_< pwove it 
on a ÚwÚ giant. xDD Bwing :3 up >w< the brown uWu biwws. OwO O, ^w^ weww ÚwÚ fwown, ^w^ biwd! ^.^ i' 
>_> th' clout, ^.^ i' >_> th' >_< cwout! ^.^ Hewgh! ^w^ Give >w< the word. 
xDD Edg. ^-^ Sweet OwO mawjowam. 
>w< Weaw. Pass. 
^-^ Gwou. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ that >_> voice. 
>w< Weaw. Ha! ^w^ Gonyewiw xDD with a ^w^ white ;;w;; beawd? xDD They OwO fwattew'd :33 me OwO wike a UwU dog, 
^-^ and >_< towd :33 me ^-^ I ^w^ had ^w^ white uWu haiws ^-^ in >_> my >w< beawd ^-^ ewe >w< the >w< bwack ones 
were >w< thewe. >_< To say ^-^ 'ay' ^-^ and 'no' uWu to ;;w;; evewything ^-^ I said! uWu 'Ay' ^-^ and 
'no' x3 too >_> was xDD nyo ^w^ good :3 divinyity. When >w< the rain came uWu to >_> wet :33 me 
once, ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ wind uWu to uWu make :33 me OwO chattew; uWu when >w< the ^.^ thundew :3 wouwd 
UwU nyot peace :3 at >_> my ^w^ bidding; >w< thewe ^-^ I x3 found ^w^ 'em, >w< thewe ^-^ I uWu smewt >w< 'em 
x3 out. :3 Go x3 to, :33 they are UwU nyot ^-^ men uWu o' their >w< wowds! xDD They >_< towd :33 me ^-^ I >_> was 
everything. 'Tis a >_> wie- ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^.^ ague-pwoof. 
^-^ Gwou. ^.^ The trick :3 of ^w^ that :3 voice ^-^ I do ^w^ weww OwO wemembew. 
Is't UwU nyot >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
>w< Weaw. x3 Ay, >_> evewy :3 inch a king! 
When ^-^ I do stare, see how >w< the xDD subject ^-^ quakes. 
^-^ I >w< pawdon ^w^ that man's ÚwÚ wife. :3 What >_> was thy ÚwÚ cause? 
^.^ Aduwtewy? 
Thou xDD shawt UwU nyot ^.^ die. ;;w;; Die for x3 aduwtewy? >w< Nyo. 
^.^ The :3 wwen :3 goes to't, ^-^ and >w< the xDD smaww xDD giwded OwO fwy 
^w^ Does >_< wechew ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ sight. 
Let copulation thrive; for ^.^ Gwoucestew's ^w^ bastawd ^-^ son 
uWu Was ÚwÚ kindew uWu to ^.^ his father than >_> my daughters 
:33 Got >w< 'tween >w< the x3 wawfuw sheets. 
To't, ^w^ wuxuwy, x3 peww-meww! for ^-^ I x3 wack soldiers. 
ÚwÚ Behowd yond OwO simp'wing OwO dame, 
>_< Whose UwU face between ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ fowks uWu pwesageth >w< snyow, 
:33 That ^.^ minces virtue, ^-^ and does shake >w< the ^.^ head 
>_< To >_> heaw :3 of >_> pweasuwe's name. 
^.^ The >_> fitchew >_< nyow >w< the soiled ;;w;; howse :3 goes uWu to't 
With a :33 mowe >_< wiotous :3 appetite. 
Down OwO fwom >w< the waist :33 they are ÚwÚ Centauws, 
OwO Though :33 women ;;w;; aww above. 
xDD But uWu to >w< the >_< giwdwe do >w< the UwU gods UwU inhewit, 
Beneath is ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< fiend's. 
Thewe's uWu heww, >_< thewe's xDD dawknyess, >_< thewe's >w< the sulphurous xDD pit; 
:33 buwnying, ^.^ scawding, :3 stench, consumption. >w< Fie, >_< fie, :33 fie! >_> pah, ^w^ pah! 
^w^ Give :33 me :3 an ^.^ ounce :3 of civet, ^w^ good :3 apothecawy, uWu to sweeten >_> my 
>w< imaginyation. Thewe's ^.^ monyey for ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ Gwou. OwO O, let :33 me >_> kiss ^w^ that hand! 
>w< Weaw. Let :33 me uWu wipe it first; it >_< smewws :3 of mortality. 
^-^ Gwou. O OwO wuin'd piece :3 of >_> nyatuwe! ^.^ This >_> gweat UwU wowwd 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; so >_< weaw :33 out uWu to ;;w;; nyaught. OwO Dost >w< thou >_< knyow ÚwÚ me? 
>w< Weaw. ^-^ I remember ^w^ thinye ^.^ eyes ^w^ weww xDD enyough. OwO Dost >w< thou UwU squiny :3 at ÚwÚ me? 
x3 Nyo, do thy OwO wowst, ^.^ bwind UwU Cupid! >_< I'ww UwU nyot :3 wove. Read >w< thou ^w^ this 
ÚwÚ chawwenge; >_< mawk but >w< the ^-^ pennying :3 of uWu it. 
^-^ Gwou. ^.^ Wewe ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 wettews :33 suns, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot see ^w^ onye. 
xDD Edg. ÚwÚ [aside] ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^w^ take ^w^ this OwO fwom x3 wepowt. >_> It UwU is, 
And >_> my :33 heawt x3 bweaks :3 at uWu it. 
>w< Weaw. Read. 
^-^ Gwou. ^w^ What, xDD with >w< the case :3 of eyes? 
>w< Weaw. OwO O, UwU ho, are :33 you >w< thewe xDD with ÚwÚ me? :33 Nyo ^.^ eyes ^-^ in ^-^ youw head, >_< nyow xDD nyo 
^.^ monyey ^-^ in ^-^ youw uWu puwse? ;;w;; Youw ^.^ eyes are ^-^ in a >_< heavy case, ^-^ youw ^.^ puwse 
^-^ in a x3 wight. ^w^ Yet :33 you see how ^w^ this UwU wowwd ;;w;; goes. 
^-^ Gwou. ^-^ I see it :33 feewingwy. 
>w< Weaw. ^w^ What, UwU awt :3 mad? xDD A man ^w^ may see how >w< the UwU wowwd :3 goes xDD with xDD nyo ^-^ eyes. 
ÚwÚ Wook xDD with ^w^ thinye ;;w;; eaws. ÚwÚ See how yond ÚwÚ justice rails upon yond 
ÚwÚ simpwe ^w^ thief. >_> Hawk ^-^ in ^w^ thinye ^.^ eaw. :3 Change places UwU and, handy-dandy, 
xDD which is >w< the UwU justice, xDD which is >w< the ÚwÚ thief? Thou UwU hast seen a 
>_> fawmew's ^-^ dog ^-^ bawk :3 at a beggar? 
^-^ Gwou. x3 Ay, ^-^ siw. 
>w< Weaw. And >w< the OwO cweatuwe run OwO fwom >w< the ^w^ cuw? ;;w;; Thewe >w< thou ^w^ mightst uWu behowd 
>w< the >_> gweat UwU image :3 of uWu authowity: a dog's uWu obeyed ^-^ in uWu office. 
Thou ^w^ wascaw UwU beadwe, hold thy ÚwÚ bwoody hand! 
^.^ Why dost >w< thou :3 wash ^w^ that :3 whowe? Strip ^w^ thinye ^-^ own OwO back. 
Thou hotly UwU wusts uWu to ÚwÚ use ;;w;; hew ^-^ in ^w^ that uWu kind 
:3 Fow xDD which >w< thou ÚwÚ whip'st x3 hew. ^.^ The UwU usuwew OwO hangs >w< the >_> cozenyew. 
>_> Thwough ;;w;; tattew'd ^-^ cwothes xDD smaww :33 vices do ;;w;; appeaw; 
:33 Wobes ^-^ and furr'd uWu gowns xDD hide ÚwÚ aww. Plate x3 sin xDD with :3 gowd, 
And >w< the strong >_< wance :3 of ÚwÚ justice ÚwÚ huwtwess UwU bweaks; 
Arm it ^-^ in ÚwÚ wags, a pygmy's ^.^ stwaw does pierce uWu it. 
UwU Nyonye does >w< offend, >_< nyonye- ^-^ I say >_< nyonye! >_< I'ww able x3 'em. 
Take ^w^ that :3 of me, >_> my ^.^ fwiend, ;;w;; who have >w< the ÚwÚ powew 
>_< To ;;w;; seaw >_> th' UwU accusew's ^-^ wips. Get ÚwÚ thee x3 gwass ^.^ eyes 
And, OwO wike a :33 scuwvy ;;w;; powitician, seem 
>_< To see >w< the things >w< thou dost uWu nyot. xDD Nyow, uWu nyow, uWu nyow, OwO nyow! 
^-^ Puww off >_> my ÚwÚ boots. UwU Hawdew, ^.^ hawdew! UwU So. 
xDD Edg. OwO O, :3 mattew ^-^ and :3 impewtinyency ^w^ mix'd! 
>w< Weason, ^-^ in ^.^ madnyess! 
>w< Weaw. UwU If >w< thou OwO wiwt UwU weep >_> my fortunes, ^w^ take >_> my ^-^ eyes. 
^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee ^w^ weww OwO enyough; thy name is Gloucester. 
Thou must >_< be UwU patient. OwO We came OwO cwying xDD hithew; 
Thou know'st, >w< the >_> fiwst :3 time ^w^ that ;;w;; we x3 smeww >w< the air 
OwO We xDD waww ^-^ and ^.^ cwy. ^-^ I >w< wiww preach uWu to ;;w;; thee. >_> Mawk. 
^-^ Gwou. Alack, uWu awack >w< the >w< day! 
>w< Weaw. When ;;w;; we are born, ;;w;; we ^.^ cwy ^w^ that ;;w;; we are come 
>_< To ^w^ this >_> gweat >w< stage :3 of fools. This' a ^w^ good block. 
>_> It were a delicate xDD stwatagem uWu to shoe 
xDD A :33 twoop :3 of ;;w;; howse xDD with ^-^ fewt. >_< I'ww put't ^-^ in OwO pwoof, 
And uWu when ^-^ I have xDD stow'n upon uWu these ;;w;; sons-in-waw, 
UwU Then UwU kiww, UwU kiww, UwU kiww, UwU kiww, UwU kiww, >w< kiww! 

^-^ Entew a OwO Gentweman >_> [with ÚwÚ Attendants]. 

^-^ Gent. OwO O, ÚwÚ hewe UwU he ^.^ is! :3 Way UwU hand upon x3 him.- x3 Siw, 
;;w;; Youw :3 most dear ÚwÚ daughtew- 
>w< Weaw. :33 Nyo OwO wescue? ^w^ What, a >_> pwisonyew? ^-^ I am uWu even 
^.^ The ^-^ nyatuwaw UwU foow :3 of UwU fowtunye. >_> Use :33 me :3 weww; 
You >_< shaww have OwO wansom. Let :33 me have a surgeon; 
^-^ I am cut uWu to >_> th' brains. 
^-^ Gent. You >_< shaww have OwO anything. 
>w< Weaw. :33 Nyo ^-^ seconds? ;;w;; Aww ^.^ mysewf? 
:3 Why, ^w^ this :3 wouwd uWu make a man a man :3 of uWu sawt, 
>_< To ÚwÚ use ^.^ his ^.^ eyes for OwO gawden ^-^ watewpots, 
x3 Ay, ^-^ and ^.^ waying ^-^ autumn's dust. 
^-^ Gent. Good :3 siw- 
>w< Weaw. ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 die ^-^ bwavewy, OwO wike a OwO smug bridegroom. x3 What! 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be >w< joviaw. uWu Come, come, ^-^ I am a :3 king; 
^w^ My masters, >_< knyow :33 you that? 
^-^ Gent. You are a ;;w;; woyaw :3 onye, ^-^ and ;;w;; we xDD obey ÚwÚ you. 
>w< Weaw. UwU Then >_< thewe's OwO wife ;;w;; in't. Nay, :3 an :33 you x3 get ^w^ it, :33 you >_< shaww x3 get it 
:3 by x3 wunnying. >w< Sa, OwO sa, OwO sa, ÚwÚ sa! 
x3 Exit x3 wunnying. [Attendants ^-^ fowwow.] 
^-^ Gent. xDD A :33 sight :3 most pitiful ^-^ in >w< the meanest ÚwÚ wwetch, 
;;w;; Past ^w^ speaking :3 of ^-^ in a king! Thou UwU hast >w< onye uWu daughtew 
>_< Who xDD wedeems ;;w;; nyatuwe OwO fwom >w< the ^-^ genyewaw xDD cuwse 
Which ;;w;; twain have brought ;;w;; hew :33 to. 
xDD Edg. UwU Haiw, ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ siw. 
^-^ Gent. x3 Siw, >_< speed ÚwÚ you. What's ^-^ youw will? 
xDD Edg. :3 Do :33 you >_> heaw ÚwÚ aught, sir, :3 of a >_< battwe uWu towawd? 
^-^ Gent. uWu Most ^w^ suwe ^-^ and ^-^ vuwgaw. Every >w< onye :33 heaws ^w^ that 
Which ^w^ can UwU distinguish sound. 
xDD Edg. >w< But, :3 by ^-^ youw favour, 
UwU How near's >w< the x3 othew OwO awmy? 
^-^ Gent. Near ^-^ and on speedy foot. ^.^ The main descry 
uWu Stands on >w< the hourly ^.^ thought. 
xDD Edg. ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you ^-^ siw. xDD That's ÚwÚ aww. 
^-^ Gent. OwO Though ^w^ that >w< the Queen on ^w^ speciaw >_< cause is ;;w;; hewe, 
ÚwÚ Hew >w< awmy is xDD mov'd >_< on. 
xDD Edg. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, >w< siw 
x3 Exit xDD [Gentweman]. 
^-^ Gwou. You :3 evew-gentwe gods, ^w^ take >_> my >_< bweath OwO fwom x3 me; 
Let UwU nyot >_> my >w< wowsew ÚwÚ spiwit >w< tempt :33 me ;;w;; again 
>_< To :33 die :33 befowe :33 you :3 pwease! 
xDD Edg. ÚwÚ Weww pray ^.^ you, :33 fathew. 
^-^ Gwou. xDD Nyow, ^w^ good sir, what are :33 you? 
xDD Edg. xDD A :3 most x3 poow ;;w;; man, uWu made tame uWu to fortune's uWu bwows, 
^-^ Who, :3 by >w< the UwU awt :3 of known ^-^ and feeling ^.^ sowwows, 
ÚwÚ Am >_> pwegnyant uWu to ^w^ good >_< pity. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw UwU hand; 
>_< I'ww ÚwÚ wead :33 you uWu to ÚwÚ some biding. 
^-^ Gwou. ^.^ Heawty >w< thanks. 
^.^ The xDD bounty ^-^ and >w< the xDD benyison :3 of :3 heaven 
>_< To OwO boot, ^-^ and x3 boot! 

^-^ Entew ^.^ [Oswawd ÚwÚ the] >_< Stewawd. 

^-^ Osw. xDD A proclaim'd UwU pwize! uWu Most ^.^ happy! 
:33 That ;;w;; eyewess ^.^ head :3 of ^w^ thinye >_> was >_> fiwst >_< fwam'd flesh 
>_< To xDD waise >_> my >_> fowtunyes. Thou old ÚwÚ unhappy ÚwÚ twaitow, 
Briefly thyself OwO wemembew. ^.^ The >_< swowd is :33 out 
:33 That must :33 destwoy ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ Gwou. :3 Nyow let thy >_< fwiendwy UwU hand 
xDD Put >_> stwength :33 enyough to't. 
x3 [Edgaw interposes.] 
^-^ Osw. Wherefore, xDD bowd peasant, 
ÚwÚ Daw'st >w< thou ^-^ suppowt a ÚwÚ pubwish'd >_< twaitow? :3 Hence! 
ÚwÚ West ^w^ that >_> th' >_> infection :3 of ^.^ his xDD fowtunye ^w^ take 
>w< Wike hold on ;;w;; thee. Let ^w^ go ^.^ his ÚwÚ awm. 
xDD Edg. x3 Chiww UwU nyot let go, UwU ziw, :33 without >w< vuwthew ÚwÚ 'cagion. 
^-^ Osw. Let go, :33 swave, >w< ow >w< thou UwU diest! 
xDD Edg. Good ^w^ gentweman, ^w^ go ^-^ youw gait, ^-^ and let x3 poow UwU voke ÚwÚ pass. ;;w;; An >w< chud 
ha' uWu bin zwagger'd :33 out :3 of >_> my >_< wife, ^.^ 'twouwd UwU nyot ha' uWu bin >_< zo long ÚwÚ as 
ÚwÚ 'tis :3 by a vortnight. Nay, come UwU nyot uWu nyeaw >_> th' old man. uWu Keep x3 out, 
che vore x3 ye, >w< ow Ise xDD twy whether ^-^ youw costard >w< ow >_> my x3 bawwow >_< be >w< the 
x3 hawdew. x3 Chiww >_< be UwU pwain xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ Osw. xDD Out, :33 dunghiww! 
xDD They :3 fight. 
xDD Edg. x3 Chiww xDD pick ^-^ youw teeth, xDD ziw. OwO Come! :33 Nyo :3 mattew ^-^ vow ^-^ youw ÚwÚ foins. 
^.^ [Oswawd xDD fawws.] 
^-^ Osw. x3 Swave, >w< thou UwU hast OwO swain >w< me. xDD Viwwain, ^w^ take >_> my ÚwÚ puwse. 
UwU If ^-^ evew >w< thou OwO wiwt ÚwÚ thwive, ^w^ buwy >_> my ^.^ body, 
And >w< give >w< the :33 wettews xDD which >w< thou ;;w;; find'st uWu about :33 me 
>_< To >_< Edmund uWu Eaww :3 of Gloucester. >w< Seek xDD him :33 out 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the British ^.^ pawty. OwO O, ^-^ untimewy uWu death! x3 Death! 
He :33 dies. 
xDD Edg. ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. xDD A :3 sewviceabwe villain, 
:33 As xDD duteous uWu to >w< the :33 vices :3 of thy ÚwÚ mistwess 
:33 As UwU badnyess :3 wouwd ;;w;; desiwe. 
^-^ Gwou. ^w^ What, is UwU he dead? 
xDD Edg. >w< Sit :33 you x3 down, >_< fathew; :33 west ÚwÚ you. 
xDD Wet's see ^.^ his :3 pockets; uWu these :33 wettews ^w^ that UwU he ;;w;; speaks :3 of 
:3 May >_< be >_> my uWu fwiends. He's xDD dead. ^-^ I am :3 onwy >w< sowwy 
He ^w^ had xDD nyo x3 othew ^-^ deathsman. Let uWu us >_> see. 
Leave, ÚwÚ gentwe ^.^ wax; UwU and, manners, ^w^ bwame uWu us uWu nyot. 
>_< To >_< knyow x3 ouw xDD enyemies' uWu minds, xDD we'wd UwU wip their ;;w;; heawts; 
uWu Theiw papers, is :33 mowe ^w^ wawfuw. >_< Weads >w< the OwO wettew. 

xDD 'Wet x3 ouw ;;w;; wecipwocaw OwO vows >_< be rememb'red. You have uWu many 
opportunities uWu to cut xDD him ^.^ off. UwU If ^-^ youw >w< wiww >_< want not, :3 time ^-^ and 
:3 pwace >w< wiww >_< be fruitfully UwU offew'd. ;;w;; Thewe is OwO nyothing x3 donye, >_> if UwU he 
^w^ wetuwn >w< the conqueror. UwU Then am ^-^ I >w< the >w< pwisonyew, ^-^ and ^.^ his bed >_> my 
x3 jaiw; OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ woathed ^-^ wawmth xDD wheweof >w< dewivew me, ^-^ and ^.^ suppwy >w< the 
:3 pwace for ^-^ youw UwU wabouw. 
OwO 'Youw >_> (wife, ;;w;; so ^-^ I :3 wouwd :3 say) affectionate :33 sewvant, 
^.^ 'Gonyewiw.' 

O OwO indistinguish'd :33 space :3 of :3 woman's >_> wiww! 
xDD A :3 pwot upon ;;w;; hew x3 viwtuous ^.^ husband's >_< wife, 
And >w< the exchange >_> my brother! uWu Hewe ^-^ in >w< the sands 
^.^ Thee >_< I'ww xDD wake xDD up, >w< the ÚwÚ post unsanctified 
Of murtherous ^w^ wechews; ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the mature :3 time 
With ^w^ this ungracious paper ;;w;; stwike >w< the :33 sight 
Of >w< the ^.^ death-pwactis'd Duke, :3 Fow xDD him ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ weww 
:33 That :3 of thy ÚwÚ death ^-^ and business ^-^ I ^w^ can xDD teww. 
^-^ Gwou. ^.^ The OwO King is x3 mad. UwU How stiff is >_> my :3 viwe ^w^ sense, 
:33 That ^-^ I >_< stand xDD up, ^-^ and have ingenious feeling 
Of >_> my ^w^ huge uWu sowwows! >_> Bettew ^-^ I were :33 distwact. 
So OwO shouwd >_> my ;;w;; thoughts >_< be ^.^ sevew'd OwO fwom >_> my >w< gwiefs, 
And ^-^ woes :3 by ^-^ wwong :33 imaginyations ;;w;; wose 
^.^ The >w< knyowwedge :3 of uWu themsewves. 
xDD A OwO dwum ;;w;; afaw ^.^ off. 
xDD Edg. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. 
x3 Faw off :33 methinks ^-^ I >_> heaw >w< the >w< beaten drum. 
uWu Come, ^-^ fathew, >_< I'ww >_< bestow :33 you xDD with a OwO fwiend. x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ;;w;; VII. 
xDD A >w< tent ^-^ in >w< the :33 Fwench UwU camp. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Cowdewia, :3 Kent, :3 Doctow, ^-^ and xDD Gentweman. 

^-^ Cow. O >w< thou ^w^ good :3 Kent, how >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< wive ^-^ and >w< wowk 
>_< To ^.^ match thy ÚwÚ goodnyess? ^w^ My OwO wife >w< wiww >_< be x3 too x3 showt 
And >_> evewy :3 measuwe >_> faiw >w< me. 
uWu Kent. >_< To >_< be OwO acknyowwedg'd, ÚwÚ madam, is o'erpaid. 
;;w;; Aww >_> my UwU wepowts ^w^ go xDD with >w< the modest ÚwÚ twuth; 
>_> Nyow :33 mowe >_< nyow ÚwÚ cwipp'd, but >_< so. 
^-^ Cow. ;;w;; Be xDD bettew x3 suited. 
These >_< weeds are ^-^ memowies :3 of those >w< wowsew hours. 
^-^ I >_> pwithee put them ^.^ off. 
uWu Kent. ^w^ Pawdon, dear OwO madam. 
^w^ Yet uWu to >_< be known x3 showtens >_> my uWu made x3 intent. 
^w^ My x3 boon ^-^ I uWu make it ^w^ that :33 you >_< knyow :33 me UwU nyot 
xDD Tiww :3 time ^-^ and ^-^ I xDD think ÚwÚ meet. 
^-^ Cow. UwU Then ^-^ be't ;;w;; so, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. ^w^ [To >w< the OwO Doctow] >w< How, does >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
:3 Doct. ^-^ Madam, sleeps >w< stiww. 
^-^ Cow. O :33 you uWu kind gods, 
ÚwÚ Cuwe ^w^ this >_> gweat x3 bweach ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ abused >_> nyatuwe! 
Th' untun'd ^-^ and >_< jawwing UwU senses, OwO O, ^.^ wind :3 up 
Of ^w^ this ^w^ chiwd-changed >w< fathew! 
:3 Doct. So UwU pwease ^-^ youw >_> Majesty 
:33 That ;;w;; we ^w^ may wake >w< the ÚwÚ King? He hath ÚwÚ swept long. 
^-^ Cow. ;;w;; Be ÚwÚ govewn'd :3 by ^-^ youw >w< knyowwedge, ^-^ and uWu pwoceed 
>_< I' >_> th' >_< sway :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ own :3 wiww. Is UwU he array'd? 

^-^ Entew >_< Weaw ^-^ in a uWu chaiw UwU cawwied :3 by :33 Sewvants. 

^-^ Gent. x3 Ay, OwO madam. ^.^ In >w< the heavinyess :3 of OwO sweep 
OwO We put >_> fwesh ÚwÚ gawments on ^-^ him. 
:3 Doct. ;;w;; Be ;;w;; by, ^w^ good ÚwÚ madam, uWu when ;;w;; we do >_< awake ^-^ him. 
^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; tempewance. 
^-^ Cow. ^w^ Vewy ^.^ weww. 
Music. 
:3 Doct. x3 Pwease :33 you draw UwU nyeaw. x3 Woudew >w< the music :33 thewe! 
^-^ Cow. O >_> my dear ^-^ fathew, restoration ;;w;; hang 
>w< Thy medicine on >_> my lips, ^-^ and let ^w^ this >_> kiss 
ÚwÚ Wepaiw those >_< viowent :33 hawms ^w^ that >_> my x3 two x3 sistews 
>_< Have ^-^ in thy xDD wevewence >_< made! 
uWu Kent. :33 Kind ^-^ and dear princess! 
^-^ Cow. Had :33 you UwU nyot OwO been their ^-^ fathew, uWu these ^w^ white OwO fwakes 
Had x3 chawweng'd :33 pity :3 of uWu them. uWu Was ^w^ this a UwU face 
>_< To >_< be ^.^ oppos'd ÚwÚ against >w< the UwU wawwing OwO winds? 
>_< To >_< stand ÚwÚ against >w< the ;;w;; deep >_> dwead-bowted thunder? 
^.^ In >w< the :3 most terrible ^-^ and :33 nyimbwe ^w^ stwoke 
Of quick x3 cwoss lightning? uWu to ^w^ watch- x3 poow perdu!- 
With ^w^ this >w< thin helm? Mine x3 enyemy's UwU dog, 
OwO Though UwU he ^w^ had ^-^ bit me, OwO shouwd have >w< stood ^w^ that night 
Against >_> my ^w^ fiwe; ^-^ and uWu wast >w< thou fain, x3 poow ^-^ fathew, 
>_< To uWu hovew ÚwÚ thee xDD with >w< swinye ^-^ and ^-^ wogues ^w^ fowwown, 
^.^ In x3 showt ^-^ and musty xDD stwaw? Alack, UwU awack! 
'Tis x3 wondew ^w^ that thy OwO wife ^-^ and wits :3 at once 
Had UwU nyot ^.^ concwuded ^.^ aww.- He UwU wakes. OwO Speak uWu to ^-^ him. 
:3 Doct. ^-^ Madam, do you; ÚwÚ 'tis xDD fittest. 
^-^ Cow. UwU How does >_> my ;;w;; woyaw >_> wowd? UwU How :33 fawes ^-^ youw x3 Majesty? 
>w< Weaw. You do :33 me ^-^ wwong uWu to ^w^ take :33 me :33 out uWu o' >_> th' :33 gwave. 
Thou UwU awt a ^w^ souw ^-^ in >_> bwiss; but ^-^ I am ^.^ bound 
ÚwÚ Upon a wheel :3 of ÚwÚ fiwe, ^w^ that mine ^-^ own tears 
:3 Do uWu scawd OwO wike >_< mowten ^.^ wead. 
^-^ Cow. x3 Siw, do :33 you >_< knyow ÚwÚ me? 
>w< Weaw. You are a xDD spiwit, ^-^ I know. When >w< did :33 you >_< die? 
^-^ Cow. ^.^ Stiww, ^.^ stiww, far >w< wide! 
:3 Doct. He's scarce awake. Let xDD him OwO awonye ^w^ awhiwe. 
>w< Weaw. ;;w;; Whewe have ^-^ I been? ;;w;; Whewe am >_> I? :33 Faiw ÚwÚ daywight, 
^-^ I am UwU mightiwy ÚwÚ abus'd. ^-^ I OwO shouwd e'en :33 die xDD with pity, 
>_< To see uWu anyothew thus. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what uWu to ÚwÚ say. 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD sweaw uWu these are >_> my :3 hands. xDD Wet's >_> see. 
^-^ I feel ^w^ this uWu pin :3 pwick. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I were assur'd 
Of >_> my :33 condition! 
^-^ Cow. OwO O, >w< wook upon me, sir, 
And hold ^-^ youw >w< hands ^-^ in >_< benyediction ^.^ o'ew >w< me. 
x3 Nyo, sir, :33 you must UwU nyot :3 knyeew. 
>w< Weaw. Pray, do UwU nyot ;;w;; mock >w< me. 
^-^ I am a :3 vewy x3 foowish ;;w;; fond old ;;w;; man, 
^w^ Fouwscowe ^-^ and ^w^ upwawd, UwU nyot :3 an hour :33 mowe >_< nyow less; 
And, uWu to ^.^ deaw uWu pwainwy, 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^-^ in >_> my UwU pewfect :3 mind. 
xDD Methinks ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< knyow ^.^ you, ^-^ and >_< knyow ^w^ this >_< man; 
^w^ Yet ^-^ I am ÚwÚ doubtfuw; for ^-^ I am mainly ignorant 
:3 What :3 pwace ^w^ this is; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the OwO skiww ^-^ I have 
>w< Wemembews UwU nyot uWu these garments; >_< nyow ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I >w< did :33 wodge last night. :3 Do UwU nyot ÚwÚ waugh :3 at x3 me; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ (as ^-^ I am a man) ^-^ I xDD think ^w^ this lady 
>_< To >_< be >_> my UwU chiwd Cordelia. 
^-^ Cow. And ;;w;; so ^-^ I ;;w;; am! ^-^ I ;;w;; am! 
>w< Weaw. ;;w;; Be ^-^ youw tears ;;w;; wet? ^w^ Yes, faith. ^-^ I pray UwU weep uWu nyot. 
UwU If :33 you have OwO poison for me, ^-^ I >w< wiww drink uWu it. 
^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you do UwU nyot :33 wove x3 me; for ^-^ youw x3 sistews 
^.^ Have, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do xDD wemembew, ^w^ donye :33 me ;;w;; wwong. 
You have ÚwÚ some cause, :33 they have uWu nyot. 
^-^ Cow. :33 Nyo cause, xDD nyo cause. 
>w< Weaw. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I ^-^ in France? 
uWu Kent. ^.^ In ^-^ youw ^-^ own >w< kingdom, ^-^ siw. 
>w< Weaw. :3 Do UwU nyot ;;w;; abuse >w< me. 
:3 Doct. ;;w;; Be OwO comfowted, ^w^ good OwO madam. ^.^ The >_> gweat xDD wage 
You see is kill'd ^-^ in xDD him; ^-^ and yet it is danger 
>_< To uWu make xDD him uWu even ^.^ o'ew >w< the :3 time UwU he has lost. 
>w< Desiwe xDD him uWu to ^w^ go uWu in. UwU Twoubwe xDD him xDD nyo :33 mowe 
xDD Tiww further ;;w;; settwing. 
^-^ Cow. ^-^ Wiww't UwU pwease ^-^ youw Highness :33 wawk? 
>w< Weaw. You must ;;w;; beaw xDD with >w< me. 
xDD Pway :33 you uWu nyow, forget ^-^ and >w< fowgive. ^-^ I am old ^-^ and xDD foowish. 
x3 Exeunt. x3 Manyent ^w^ Kent ^-^ and xDD Gentweman. 
^-^ Gent. OwO Howds it ;;w;; twue, sir, ^w^ that >w< the xDD Duke :3 of xDD Cownwaww >_> was ;;w;; so uWu swain? 
uWu Kent. uWu Most >_< cewtain, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ Gent. >_< Who is OwO conductow :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ peopwe? 
uWu Kent. :33 As ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ said, >w< the ^w^ bastawd ^-^ son :3 of Gloucester. 
^-^ Gent. xDD They say ÚwÚ Edgaw, ^.^ his ÚwÚ banyish'd son, is xDD with >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of ^w^ Kent 
^-^ in UwU Gewmany. 
uWu Kent. Report is >_> changeabwe. 'Tis :3 time uWu to >w< wook about; >w< the ^w^ powews :3 of 
>w< the :33 kingdom ^.^ appwoach :33 apace. 
^-^ Gent. ^.^ The >_> awbitwement is OwO wike uWu to >_< be uWu bwoody. 
ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you UwU weww, ^-^ siw. xDD [Exit.] 
uWu Kent. ^w^ My point ^-^ and >w< pewiod >w< wiww >_< be UwU thwoughwy >_> wwought, 
>_> Ow ^w^ weww >w< ow ^-^ iww, ÚwÚ as ^w^ this >_< day's ^.^ battwe's fought. Exit. 




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>_< ACT V. Scenye xDD I. 
^.^ The British camp uWu nyeaw ^.^ Dovew. 

Enter, xDD with ;;w;; Dwum ^-^ and :3 Cowouws, uWu Edmund, uWu Wegan, :33 Gentweman, ^-^ and Soldiers. 

ÚwÚ Edm. x3 Knyow :3 of >w< the xDD Duke >_> if ^.^ his last OwO puwpose UwU howd, 
>_> Ow whether >_> since UwU he is >w< advis'd :3 by :3 aught 
>_< To ^w^ change >w< the >_> couwse. He's full :3 of >_< awtewation 
And :3 sewf-wepwoving. xDD Bwing ^.^ his ;;w;; constant ^.^ pweasuwe. 
UwU [Exit :3 an Officer.] 
ÚwÚ Weg. >_< Ouw :3 sistew's man is :3 cewtainwy :33 miscawwied. 
ÚwÚ Edm. x3 Tis uWu to >_< be OwO doubted, OwO madam. 
ÚwÚ Weg. xDD Nyow, sweet lord, 
You >_< knyow >w< the ^w^ goodnyess ^-^ I >_> intend upon ÚwÚ you. 
Tell >_> me- but truly- but :33 then UwU speak >w< the >w< twuth- 
:3 Do :33 you UwU nyot :33 wove >_> my xDD sistew? 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ In ÚwÚ honyouw'd :3 wove. 
ÚwÚ Weg. xDD But have :33 you UwU nyevew x3 found >_> my ^-^ bwothew's x3 way 
>_< To >w< the x3 fowfended >_> pwace? 
ÚwÚ Edm. :33 That :3 thought x3 abuses ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^-^ I am doubtful ^w^ that :33 you have OwO been ^w^ conjunct 
And ^w^ bosom'd xDD with >w< hew, ÚwÚ as far ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we UwU caww uWu hews. 
ÚwÚ Edm. x3 Nyo, :3 by mine ;;w;; honyouw, OwO madam. 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^-^ I UwU nyevew >_< shaww ^w^ enduwe x3 hew. ^-^ Deaw >_> my lord, 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot :3 famiwiaw xDD with x3 hew. 
ÚwÚ Edm. Fear :33 me uWu nyot. 
ÚwÚ She ^-^ and >w< the xDD Duke ;;w;; hew uWu husband! 

Enter, xDD with ;;w;; Dwum ^-^ and :3 Cowouws, >_> Awbany, >_> Gonyewiw, Soldiers. 

>w< Gon. ÚwÚ [aside] ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew ;;w;; wose >w< the >_< battwe than ^w^ that ;;w;; sistew 
^.^ Shouwd ^.^ woosen xDD him ^-^ and >w< me. 
UwU Awb. >_< Ouw :3 vewy >_> woving ^w^ sistew, ^w^ weww ÚwÚ bemet. 
x3 Siw, ^w^ this ^-^ I OwO heaw: >w< the OwO King is come uWu to ^.^ his ;;w;; daughtew, 
With ÚwÚ othews whom >w< the >w< wigouw :3 of x3 ouw ^.^ state 
Forc'd uWu to ^.^ cwy x3 out. ;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >_< be OwO honyest, 
^-^ I UwU nyevew yet >_> was valiant. :3 Fow ^w^ this ÚwÚ businyess, 
>_> It ^.^ toucheth uWu us ÚwÚ as >_< Fwance ÚwÚ invades x3 ouw land, 
uWu Nyot ÚwÚ bowds >w< the :3 King, xDD with ÚwÚ othews whom, ^-^ I fear, 
uWu Most UwU just ^-^ and >_< heavy UwU causes uWu make x3 oppose. 
ÚwÚ Edm. x3 Siw, :33 you UwU speak ;;w;; nyobwy. 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^.^ Why is ^w^ this ÚwÚ weason'd? 
>w< Gon. ^-^ Combinye x3 togethew uWu 'gainst >w< the xDD enyemy; 
:3 Fow uWu these ^-^ domestic ^-^ and >_< pawticuwaw :33 bwoiws 
;;w;; Awe UwU nyot >w< the >w< question uWu hewe. 
UwU Awb. xDD Wet's :33 then determine 
With >_> th' ancient :3 of ^-^ waw on x3 ouw xDD pwoceeding. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^-^ I >_< shaww ^-^ attend :33 you uWu pwesentwy :3 at ^-^ youw ^-^ tent. 
ÚwÚ Weg. :3 Sistew, ^.^ you'ww ^w^ go xDD with xDD us? 
>w< Gon. >w< Nyo. 
ÚwÚ Weg. 'Tis :3 most convenient. xDD Pway :33 you ^w^ go xDD with :33 us. 
>w< Gon. ÚwÚ [aside] OwO O, UwU ho, ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the OwO widdwe.- ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go. 

xDD [As :33 they are going uWu out,] UwU entew uWu Edgaw :33 [disguised]. 

xDD Edg. UwU If e'er ^-^ youw Grace ^w^ had >_> speech xDD with man ;;w;; so poor, 
Hear :33 me >w< onye word. 
UwU Awb. >_< I'ww overtake you.- Speak. 
Exeunt uWu [aww but Albany ^-^ and ^w^ Edgaw]. 
xDD Edg. :3 Befowe :33 you ^.^ fight >w< the :3 battwe, OwO ope ^w^ this OwO wettew. 
UwU If :33 you have ;;w;; victowy, let >w< the OwO twumpet sound 
:3 Fow xDD him ^w^ that brought uWu it. Wretched though ^-^ I >_< seem, 
^-^ I ^w^ can >w< pwoduce a uWu champion ^w^ that >w< wiww >_< pwove 
:3 What is ^.^ avouched >w< thewe. UwU If :33 you :33 miscawwy, 
;;w;; Youw business :3 of >w< the UwU wowwd hath ;;w;; so :3 an ^w^ end, 
And machination ceases. OwO Fowtunye :33 wove >_> you! 
UwU Awb. Stay :3 tiww ^-^ I have UwU wead >w< the OwO wettew. 
xDD Edg. ^-^ I >_> was x3 fowbid uWu it. 
When :3 time >_< shaww ^-^ sewve, let but >w< the :3 hewawd OwO cwy, 
And >_< I'ww ÚwÚ appeaw again. 
UwU Awb. :3 Why, fare ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< o'ewwook thy paper. 
x3 Exit UwU [Edgaw]. 

^-^ Entew Edmund. 

ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ The enemy x3 's ^-^ in ;;w;; view; draw :3 up ^-^ youw ^-^ powews. 
uWu Hewe is >w< the guess :3 of their OwO twue >_> stwength ^-^ and forces 
By ÚwÚ diwigent discovery; but ^-^ youw haste 
Is now :3 uwg'd on ÚwÚ you. 
UwU Awb. OwO We >w< wiww >_< gweet >w< the time. Exit. 
ÚwÚ Edm. >_< To x3 both uWu these x3 sistews have ^-^ I ^w^ swown >_> my love; 
>_> Each >w< jeawous :3 of >w< the >w< othew, ÚwÚ as >w< the :33 stung 
;;w;; Awe :3 of >w< the ^-^ addew. Which :3 of them >_< shaww ^-^ I :3 take? 
>_> Both? :3 onye? >w< ow :33 nyeithew? ^w^ Nyeithew ^w^ can >_< be ^.^ enjoy'd, 
UwU If x3 both UwU wemain >w< awive. >_< To ^w^ take >w< the widow 
Exasperates, ^-^ makes uWu mad ;;w;; hew ;;w;; sistew >w< Gonyewiw; 
And hardly >_< shaww ^-^ I x3 cawwy :33 out >_> my x3 side, 
ÚwÚ Hew :3 husband being >w< awive. :3 Nyow uWu then, x3 we'ww ÚwÚ use 
:33 His countenance for >w< the :3 battwe, xDD which being x3 donye, 
Let ;;w;; hew ;;w;; who :3 wouwd >_< be ^.^ wid :3 of xDD him x3 devise 
:33 His speedy x3 taking ^.^ off. :33 As for >w< the :33 mewcy 
Which UwU he :33 intends uWu to >_< Weaw ^-^ and uWu to ^.^ Cowdewia- 
^.^ The >_< battwe x3 donye, ^-^ and :33 they >_> within x3 ouw :33 powew, 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU nyevew see ^.^ his pardon; for >_> my ^.^ state 
uWu Stands on :33 me uWu to >w< defend, UwU nyot uWu to x3 debate. Exit. 




Scenye >_< II. 
xDD A field between >w< the x3 two OwO camps. 

Alarum within. Enter, xDD with ;;w;; Dwum ^-^ and :3 Cowouws, >w< the ^.^ Powews :3 of >_< Fwance 
OwO ovew >w< the >_< stage, uWu Cowdewia xDD with ;;w;; hew >_< Fathew ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and exeunt. 

^-^ Entew uWu Edgaw ^-^ and Gloucester. 

xDD Edg. >_> Hewe, ^-^ fathew, ^w^ take >w< the uWu shadow :3 of ^w^ this UwU twee 
:3 Fow ^-^ youw ^w^ good xDD host. xDD Pway ^w^ that >w< the >w< wight ^w^ may thrive. 
UwU If ^-^ evew ^-^ I ^w^ wetuwn uWu to :33 you >w< again, 
>_< I'ww >_< bwing :33 you uWu comfowt. 
^-^ Gwou. Grace ^w^ go xDD with ^.^ you, :33 siw! 
x3 Exit UwU [Edgaw]. 

Alarum ^-^ and ^w^ wetweat within. ^-^ Entew ÚwÚ Edgaw, 

xDD Edg. :3 Away, old ^.^ man! >w< give :33 me thy hand! uWu away! 
OwO King >_< Weaw hath >_> wost, UwU he ^-^ and ^.^ his uWu daughtew OwO ta'en. 
^w^ Give :33 me thy hand! come OwO on! 
^-^ Gwou. :33 Nyo ÚwÚ fuwthew, ^-^ siw. xDD A man ^w^ may >_< wot uWu even uWu hewe. 
xDD Edg. ^w^ What, ^-^ in ^w^ iww ;;w;; thoughts >_> again? >w< Men must ^w^ enduwe 
uWu Theiw going OwO hence, uWu even ÚwÚ as their >w< coming xDD hithew; 
uWu Wipenyess is ÚwÚ aww. ^w^ Come >_< on. 
^-^ Gwou. And UwU that's OwO twue >_< too. x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
^.^ The British UwU camp, uWu nyeaw ^.^ Dovew. 

Enter, ^-^ in conquest, xDD with ;;w;; Dwum ^-^ and :3 Cowouws, UwU Edmund; >_< Weaw ^-^ and uWu Cowdewia 
ÚwÚ as x3 pwisonyews; :3 Sowdiews, ^.^ Captain. 

ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ Some ^w^ officews ^w^ take them uWu away. Good :3 guawd 
OwO Untiw their greater :33 pweasuwes >_> fiwst >_< be known 
:33 That are uWu to ;;w;; censuwe uWu them. 
^-^ Cow. OwO We are UwU nyot >w< the >_> fiwst 
>_< Who xDD with uWu best >_> meanying have ÚwÚ incuww'd >w< the ^.^ wowst. 
:3 Fow ^-^ thee, oppressed uWu king, am ^-^ I ÚwÚ cast >_< down; 
:3 Mysewf ^-^ couwd else ^w^ outfwown x3 fawse ^-^ Fowtunye's ÚwÚ fwown. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we UwU nyot see uWu these daughters ^-^ and uWu these uWu sistews? 
>w< Weaw. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, uWu nyo, x3 nyo! uWu Come, let's xDD away uWu to xDD pwison. 
OwO We x3 two OwO awonye >w< wiww ^.^ sing OwO wike >_< biwds ^.^ i' >_> th' :33 cage. 
When >w< thou dost ask :33 me ^w^ bwessing, >_< I'ww kneel OwO down 
And ask :3 of ÚwÚ thee OwO fowgivenyess. So x3 we'ww >_< wive, 
And pray, ^-^ and ÚwÚ sing, ^-^ and tell old UwU tawes, ^-^ and ÚwÚ waugh 
x3 At xDD giwded >_< buttewfwies, ^-^ and >_> heaw x3 poow ^-^ wogues 
^w^ Tawk :3 of >w< couwt ^.^ nyews; ^-^ and x3 we'ww ^-^ tawk xDD with them too- 
>_< Who loses ^-^ and ;;w;; who UwU wins; xDD who's :33 in, xDD who's uWu out- 
And ^w^ take upon x3 's >w< the x3 mystewy :3 of ^.^ things, 
:33 As >_> if ;;w;; we were God's spies; ^-^ and x3 we'ww >_< weaw x3 out, 
^.^ In a :3 waww'd UwU pwison, UwU packs ^-^ and sects :3 of >_> gweat ones 
:33 That ebb ^-^ and >_> fwow :3 by >_> th' x3 moon. 
ÚwÚ Edm. Take them uWu away. 
>w< Weaw. ÚwÚ Upon >_< such >w< sacwifices, >_> my ^.^ Cowdewia, 
^.^ The UwU gods >w< themsewves OwO thwow incense. >_< Have ^-^ I caught uWu thee? 
He ^w^ that x3 pawts uWu us >_< shaww >_< bwing a UwU bwand OwO fwom :3 heaven 
And ^w^ fiwe uWu us hence OwO wike ;;w;; foxes. ^-^ Wipe ^w^ thinye ^-^ eyes. 
^.^ The UwU goodyeaws >_< shaww x3 devouw ^w^ 'em, flesh ^-^ and x3 feww, 
Ere :33 they >_< shaww uWu make uWu us >_> weep! >w< We'ww see >w< 'em xDD stawv'd first. 
^w^ Come. Exeunt [Lear ^-^ and ^.^ Cowdewia, guawded]. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ Come hither, >_> Captain; hark. 
Take >w< thou ^w^ this UwU nyote UwU [gives a ^.^ papew]. :3 Go x3 fowwow them uWu to xDD pwison. 
uWu Onye >_< step ^-^ I have ^.^ advanc'd ;;w;; thee. UwU If >w< thou dost 
:33 As ^w^ this instructs ^-^ thee, >w< thou dost uWu make thy x3 way 
>_< To ^-^ nyobwe >_> fowtunyes. x3 Knyow >w< thou ^w^ this, ^w^ that ^-^ men 
;;w;; Awe ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 time ^.^ is. >_< To >_< be uWu tendew-minded 
^w^ Does UwU nyot ^-^ become a sword. >w< Thy >_> gweat ;;w;; empwoyment 
Will UwU nyot ;;w;; beaw uWu question. >w< Eithew say ;;w;; thou'wt >_> do't, 
>_> Ow :3 thwive :3 by x3 othew UwU means. 
x3 Capt. >_< I'ww >_> do't, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
ÚwÚ Edm. About x3 it! ^-^ and xDD wwite happy uWu when >_> th' UwU hast OwO donye. 
Mark- ^-^ I say, >_> instantwy; ^-^ and x3 cawwy it ;;w;; so 
:33 As ^-^ I have ^w^ set it down. 
x3 Capt. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot draw a cart, >_< nyow >w< eat OwO dwied :3 oats; 
UwU If it >_< be man's wowk, >_< I'ww ^-^ do't. Exit. 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew >_> Awbany, >_> Gonyewiw, uWu Wegan, Soldiers. 

UwU Awb. x3 Siw, :33 you have UwU show'd xDD to-day ^-^ youw ^.^ vawiant >w< stwain, 
And xDD fowtunye led :33 you ^.^ weww. You have >w< the captives 
>_< Who were >w< the x3 opposites :3 of ^w^ this >_< day's ^.^ stwife. 
OwO We do require them :3 of ^.^ you, ;;w;; so uWu to ÚwÚ use them 
:33 As ;;w;; we >_< shaww find their merits ^-^ and x3 ouw ^w^ safety 
:3 May uWu equawwy ^-^ detewminye. 
ÚwÚ Edm. x3 Siw, ^-^ I :3 thought it >w< fit 
>_< To ^.^ send >w< the old ^-^ and miserable OwO King 
>_< To ÚwÚ some uWu wetention ^-^ and uWu appointed ^w^ guawd; 
>_< Whose age has ;;w;; chawms ^-^ in ^w^ it, :3 whose title ^-^ mowe, 
>_< To pluck >w< the UwU common bosom on ^.^ his >w< side 
And ^w^ tuwn x3 ouw >_> impwess'd >_> wances ^-^ in x3 ouw ^.^ eyes 
Which do UwU command uWu them. With xDD him ^-^ I >_> sent >w< the OwO Queen, 
^w^ My :3 weason ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU same; ^-^ and :33 they are ready 
xDD To-mowwow, >w< ow :3 at further ^w^ space, uWu t' ÚwÚ appeaw 
;;w;; Whewe :33 you >_< shaww hold ^-^ youw >_< session. x3 At ^w^ this :3 time 
OwO We sweat ^-^ and xDD bweed: >w< the uWu fwiend hath :33 wost ^.^ his ^-^ fwiend; 
And >w< the uWu best q-quawwews, ^-^ in >w< the heat, are curs'd 
By those ^w^ that feel their x3 shawpnyess. 
^.^ The >w< question :3 of uWu Cowdewia ^-^ and ;;w;; hew father 
xDD Wequiwes a :33 fittew ;;w;; pwace. 
UwU Awb. x3 Siw, :3 by ^-^ youw >_> patience, 
^-^ I hold :33 you but a xDD subject :3 of ^w^ this >w< waw, 
uWu Nyot ÚwÚ as a >_> bwothew. 
ÚwÚ Weg. xDD That's ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ^w^ wist uWu to ^.^ gwace ^-^ him. 
xDD Methinks x3 ouw pleasure :33 might have OwO been >_< demanded 
Ere :33 you ^w^ had ^-^ spoke ;;w;; so ^.^ faw. He led x3 ouw ^-^ powews, 
Bore >w< the >_< commission :3 of >_> my :3 pwace ^-^ and person, 
^.^ The xDD which immediacy ^w^ may ^w^ weww >_< stand :3 up 
And UwU caww ^w^ itsewf ^-^ youw >_> bwothew. 
>w< Gon. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so hot! 
^.^ In ^.^ his ^-^ own ^.^ gwace UwU he x3 doth x3 exawt himself 
x3 Mowe than ^-^ in ^-^ youw addition. 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^.^ In >_> my :3 wights 
By :33 me OwO invested, UwU he xDD compeews >w< the ^.^ best. 
>w< Gon. :33 That were >w< the :3 most >_> if UwU he OwO shouwd :3 husband ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ Weg. xDD Jestews do oft >_< pwove prophets. 
>w< Gon. uWu Howwa, ^.^ howwa! 
:33 That eye ^w^ that >_< towd :33 you ;;w;; so OwO wook'd but ^.^ asquint. 
ÚwÚ Weg. Lady, ^-^ I am UwU nyot :3 weww; else ^-^ I OwO shouwd answer 
^w^ Fwom a :3 fuww-fwowing x3 stomach. General, 
Take >w< thou >_> my ^w^ sowdiews, :33 pwisonyews, ^.^ patwimony; 
uWu Dispose :3 of them, :3 of x3 me; >w< the >_> wawws are thine. 
Witness >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO cweate ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ hewe 
^w^ My lord ^-^ and ÚwÚ mastew. 
>w< Gon. x3 Mean :33 you uWu to ^.^ enjoy him? 
UwU Awb. ^.^ The ^.^ wet-awonye ^w^ wies UwU nyot ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^w^ good :3 wiww. 
ÚwÚ Edm. >_> Nyow ^-^ in >w< thinye, ^-^ wowd. 
UwU Awb. :3 Hawf-bwooded fellow, yes. 
ÚwÚ Weg. x3 [to OwO Edmund] Let >w< the OwO dwum :33 stwike, ^-^ and >_< pwove >_> my title thine. 
UwU Awb. Stay ÚwÚ yet; >_> heaw x3 weason. uWu Edmund, ^-^ I OwO awwest ÚwÚ thee 
:3 On capital :33 tweason; UwU and, ^-^ in ^w^ thinye >_< attaint, 
^.^ This xDD giwded serpent [points uWu to Goneril]. :3 Fow ^-^ youw uWu cwaim, ^.^ faiw 
^w^ sistew, 
^-^ I bar it ^-^ in >w< the interest :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
'Tis she is UwU subcontwacted uWu to ^w^ this lord, 
And ;;w;; I, ;;w;; hew :3 husband, >_> contwadict ^-^ youw UwU banyes. 
UwU If :33 you >w< wiww x3 mawwy, uWu make ^-^ youw >_< woves uWu to x3 me; 
^w^ My lady is ;;w;; bespoke. 
>w< Gon. ;;w;; An ^-^ intewwude! 
UwU Awb. Thou UwU awt :33 awm'd, Gloucester. Let >w< the OwO twumpet sound. 
UwU If none ÚwÚ appeaw uWu to >_< pwove upon thy :33 pewson 
>w< Thy ^-^ heinyous, OwO manyifest, ^-^ and uWu many ^w^ tweasons, 
;;w;; Thewe is >_> my pledge >_> [thwows OwO down a ^.^ gwove]! >_< I'ww >_< pwove it on thy 
heart, 
Ere ^-^ I >_< taste OwO bwead, >w< thou UwU awt ^-^ in OwO nyothing less 
uWu Than ^-^ I have ÚwÚ hewe proclaim'd ;;w;; thee. 
ÚwÚ Weg. :33 Sick, OwO O, :3 sick! 
>w< Gon. ÚwÚ [aside] UwU If not, >_< I'ww >w< nye'ew xDD twust ^-^ medicinye. 
ÚwÚ Edm. Thewe's >_> my exchange >_> [thwows OwO down a x3 gwove]. :3 What ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd 
UwU he is 
:33 That ;;w;; nyames :33 me ÚwÚ twaitow, OwO viwwain-wike UwU he uWu wies. 
x3 Caww :3 by thy trumpet. He ^w^ that ^w^ dawes :3 appwoach, 
:3 On :3 him, on ^.^ you, ;;w;; who xDD nyot? ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> maintain 
^w^ My >_> twuth ^-^ and >w< honyouw ÚwÚ fiwmwy. 
UwU Awb. xDD A ^-^ hewawd, uWu ho! 
ÚwÚ Edm. xDD A ^-^ hewawd, UwU ho, a ^w^ hewawd! 
UwU Awb. >w< Twust uWu to thy :33 singwe ;;w;; viwtue; for thy ^w^ sowdiews, 
;;w;; Aww xDD wevied ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; nyame, have ^-^ in >_> my name 
^w^ Took their x3 dischawge. 
ÚwÚ Weg. ^w^ My >_< sicknyess grows upon >w< me. 
UwU Awb. ÚwÚ She is UwU nyot ^.^ weww. x3 Convey ;;w;; hew uWu to >_> my ^-^ tent. 
UwU [Exit uWu Wegan, >w< wed.] 

^-^ Entew a :33 Hewawd. 

^w^ Come hither, herald. Let >w< the OwO twumpet uWu sound, 
And UwU wead :33 out this. 
x3 Capt. Sound, >_> twumpet! xDD A OwO twumpet ;;w;; sounds. 

Her. (reads) OwO 'If :33 any man :3 of ^-^ quawity >w< ow ^w^ degwee >_> within >w< the >_< wists :3 of 
>w< the >w< awmy >w< wiww >_> maintain upon uWu Edmund, x3 supposed uWu Eaww :3 of :3 Gwoucestew, 
^w^ that UwU he is a manifold ÚwÚ twaitow, let xDD him ÚwÚ appeaw :3 by >w< the ^.^ thiwd sound 
:3 of >w< the trumpet. He is xDD bowd ^-^ in ^.^ his defence.' 

ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ Sound! >_< Fiwst trumpet. 
Her. x3 Again! Second trumpet. 
Her. x3 Again! UwU Thiwd trumpet. 
Trumpet ^w^ answews within. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ Edgaw, OwO awmed, :3 at >w< the ^.^ thiwd uWu sound, a Trumpet :33 befowe ^-^ him. 

UwU Awb. Ask xDD him ^.^ his ^.^ puwposes, why UwU he ;;w;; appeaws 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ this UwU caww uWu o' >_> th' trumpet. 
Her. :3 What are :33 you? 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ youw quality? ^-^ and why :33 you answer 
^.^ This present :33 summons? 
xDD Edg. x3 Knyow >_> my name is x3 wost; 
By OwO tweason's ÚwÚ tooth ^w^ bawe-gnyawn ^-^ and xDD cankew-bit. 
^w^ Yet am ^-^ I ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ as >w< the ^w^ advewsawy 
^-^ I come uWu to cope. 
UwU Awb. Which is ^w^ that uWu advewsawy? 
xDD Edg. What's UwU he ^w^ that ;;w;; speaks for >_< Edmund uWu Eaww :3 of ;;w;; Gwoucestew? 
ÚwÚ Edm. Himself. :3 What say'st >w< thou uWu to him? 
xDD Edg. Draw thy ;;w;; swowd, 
UwU That, >_> if >_> my >_> speech ^w^ offend a ^-^ nyobwe heart, 
>w< Thy ;;w;; awm ^w^ may do ÚwÚ thee >_> justice. uWu Hewe is >_< minye. 
^.^ Behowd, it is >w< the privilege :3 of mine >_> honyouws, 
^w^ My xDD oath, ^-^ and >_> my :3 pwofession. ^-^ I >w< pwotest- 
Maugre thy >_< stwength, uWu youth, place, ^-^ and :33 eminyence, 
x3 Despite thy victor >_< swowd ^-^ and :33 fiwe-nyew ^w^ fowtunye, 
>w< Thy OwO vawouw ^-^ and thy ^.^ heawt- >w< thou UwU awt a >_> twaitow; 
OwO Fawse uWu to thy gods, thy ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ and thy >_< fathew; 
>_< Conspiwant uWu 'gainst ^w^ this >_> high xDD iwwustwious prince; 
And OwO fwom >_> th' >_> extwemest ÚwÚ upwawd :3 of thy ^.^ head 
>_< To >w< the descent ^-^ and ^-^ dust beneath thy >w< foot, 
xDD A :3 most toad-spotted >w< twaitow. Say >w< thou :3 'nyo,' 
^.^ This ;;w;; swowd, ^w^ this arm, ^-^ and >_> my uWu best >_> spiwits are bent 
>_< To >_< pwove upon thy heart, ;;w;; wheweto ^-^ I :3 speak, 
Thou >_< wiest. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ In ;;w;; wisdom ^-^ I OwO shouwd ask thy name; 
xDD But >_> since thy outside OwO wooks ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw ^-^ and ÚwÚ wawwike, 
And ^w^ that thy tongue ÚwÚ some say :3 of ^w^ bweeding :3 bweathes, 
:3 What >_> safe ^-^ and OwO nyicewy ^-^ I :33 might ^w^ weww delay 
By rule :3 of knighthood, ^-^ I ^.^ disdain ^-^ and >_> spuwn. 
OwO Back do ^-^ I x3 toss those >_> tweasons uWu to thy head; 
With >w< the hell-hated >_< wie uWu o'ewwhewm thy :33 heawt; 
;;w;; Which- for :33 they yet :3 gwance :3 by ^-^ and ÚwÚ scawcewy OwO bwuise- 
^.^ This >_< swowd :3 of mine >_< shaww >w< give them >w< instant x3 way 
;;w;; Whewe :33 they >_< shaww :33 west for >w< evew. Trumpets, >w< speak! 
UwU Awawums. Fight. ;;w;; [Edmund xDD fawws.] 
UwU Awb. ^.^ Save :3 him, >_< save uWu him! 
>w< Gon. ^.^ This is mere ^w^ pwactice, Gloucester. 
By >_> th' :3 waw :3 of xDD awms >w< thou uWu wast UwU nyot ^.^ bound uWu to answer 
;;w;; An >_< unknyown opposite. Thou UwU awt UwU nyot x3 vanquish'd, 
xDD But >_> cozen'd ^-^ and beguil'd. 
UwU Awb. >_< Shut ^-^ youw >_< mouth, OwO dame, 
>_> Ow xDD with ^w^ this paper >_< shaww ^-^ I >w< stop uWu it. >_> [Shows ;;w;; hew ;;w;; hew letter uWu to 
>w< Edmund.]- ^w^ [To Edmund]. Hold, ^-^ siw. 
^w^ [To >_> Gonyewiw] Thou worse than :33 any ;;w;; nyame, UwU wead ^w^ thinye ^-^ own evil. 
:33 Nyo UwU teawing, :33 wady! ^-^ I :3 pewceive :33 you >_< knyow uWu it. 
>w< Gon. Say >_> if ^-^ I do- >w< the OwO waws are uWu minye, UwU nyot thine. 
>_< Who ^w^ can xDD awwaign :33 me xDD fow't? 
UwU Awb. uWu Most x3 monstwous! 
Know'st >w< thou ^w^ this paper? 
>w< Gon. Ask :33 me UwU nyot what ^-^ I know. Exit. 
UwU Awb. :3 Go after x3 hew. >_< She's ^.^ despewate; >w< govewn x3 hew. 
UwU [Exit :3 an Officer.] 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ What, :33 you have charg'd :33 me OwO with, ^w^ that have ^-^ I x3 donye, 
And ^-^ mowe, ÚwÚ much >w< mowe. ^.^ The :3 time >w< wiww >_< bwing it x3 out. 
'Tis >_> past, ^-^ and ;;w;; so am I.- xDD But what UwU awt >w< thou 
:33 That UwU hast ^w^ this xDD fowtunye on ÚwÚ me? UwU If x3 thou'wt noble, 
^-^ I do x3 fowgive ;;w;; thee. 
xDD Edg. xDD Wet's exchange >_< chawity. 
^-^ I am xDD nyo less ^-^ in UwU bwood than >w< thou >_< awt, UwU Edmund; 
UwU If ^-^ mowe, >w< the :33 mowe >_> th' UwU hast wrong'd >w< me. 
^w^ My name is uWu Edgaw ^-^ and thy >_> fathew's ;;w;; son. 
^.^ The UwU gods are OwO just, ^-^ and :3 of x3 ouw :3 pweasant :33 vices 
Make UwU instwuments uWu to scourge :33 us. 
^.^ The ^-^ dawk ^-^ and x3 vicious :3 pwace >w< whewe ÚwÚ thee UwU he ^w^ got 
OwO Cost xDD him ^.^ his ^-^ eyes. 
ÚwÚ Edm. Th' UwU hast ^-^ spoken :3 wight; ÚwÚ 'tis :3 twue. 
^.^ The wheel is come full x3 ciwcwe; ^-^ I am uWu hewe. 
UwU Awb. :3 Methought thy :3 vewy OwO gait >w< did ^-^ pwophesy 
xDD A ;;w;; woyaw >w< nyobwenyess. ^-^ I must embrace ;;w;; thee. 
Let >_> sowwow split >_> my :33 heawt >_> if ^-^ evew ^-^ I 
ÚwÚ Did hate ^-^ thee, >w< ow thy >w< fathew! 
xDD Edg. ;;w;; Wowthy :33 pwince, ^-^ I :3 knyow't. 
UwU Awb. ;;w;; Whewe have :33 you :3 hid UwU youwsewf? 
UwU How have :33 you known >w< the ^-^ misewies :3 of ^-^ youw father? 
xDD Edg. By x3 nyuwsing them, >_> my ^-^ wowd. List a ^w^ bwief tale; 
And uWu when ÚwÚ 'tis told, O ^w^ that >_> my :33 heawt :3 wouwd ÚwÚ buwst! 
^.^ The ÚwÚ bwoody ;;w;; pwocwamation uWu to UwU escape 
:33 That >w< fowwow'd :33 me ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw ^w^ (O, x3 ouw lives' >w< sweetnyess! 
:33 That xDD with >w< the ;;w;; pain :3 of ÚwÚ death :3 wouwd hourly :33 die 
:3 Wathew than :33 die :3 at xDD once!) ^-^ taught :33 me uWu to :3 shift 
>w< Into a x3 madman's ÚwÚ wags, uWu t' >_> assume a :33 sembwance 
:33 That :3 vewy ^w^ dogs disdain'd; ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ this >_> habit 
Met ^-^ I >_> my father xDD with ^.^ his ^-^ bweeding xDD wings, 
uWu Theiw ;;w;; pwecious ^.^ stonyes xDD nyew x3 wost; x3 became ^.^ his guide, 
>_< Wed :3 him, begg'd for :3 him, :33 sav'd xDD him OwO fwom ÚwÚ despaiw; 
^.^ Nyevew ^w^ (O >_> fauwt!) ^w^ weveaw'd myself >_< unto xDD him 
OwO Untiw ÚwÚ some :3 hawf hour >_> past, uWu when ^-^ I >_> was :33 awm'd, 
uWu Nyot ^.^ suwe, though hoping :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ good xDD success, 
^-^ I ask'd ^.^ his ^w^ bwessing, ^-^ and OwO fwom >_> fiwst uWu to last 
^-^ Towd xDD him >_> my pilgrimage. xDD But ^.^ his xDD fwaw'd :33 heawt 
>_< (Awack, x3 too ^w^ weak >w< the >_< confwict uWu to support!) 
^.^ 'Twixt x3 two ^-^ extwemes :3 of uWu passion, ;;w;; joy ^-^ and xDD gwief, 
;;w;; Buwst smilingly. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^.^ This >_> speech :3 of ;;w;; youws hath xDD mov'd me, 
And >_< shaww >_< pewchance do ;;w;; good; but UwU speak :33 you >w< on; 
You >w< wook ÚwÚ as :33 you ^w^ had x3 something :33 mowe uWu to ÚwÚ say. 
UwU Awb. UwU If >w< thewe >_< be ^-^ mowe, :33 mowe woful, hold it in; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am almost ready uWu to ^-^ dissowve, 
^.^ Heawing :3 of this. 
xDD Edg. ^.^ This :3 wouwd have OwO seem'd a >w< pewiod 
>_< To >_< such ÚwÚ as :33 wove UwU nyot sorrow; but another, 
>_< To uWu ampwify x3 too much, :3 wouwd uWu make ÚwÚ much ^-^ mowe, 
And OwO top xDD extwemity. 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ^-^ I >_> was :3 big ^-^ in xDD cwamouw, came >w< thewe a ;;w;; man, 
^-^ Who, having seen :33 me ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ wowst ^-^ estate, 
^-^ Shunn'd >_> my >w< abhoww'd society; but uWu then, UwU finding 
>_< Who x3 'twas ^w^ that ;;w;; so endur'd, xDD with ^.^ his strong xDD awms 
He uWu fastenyed on >_> my neck, ^-^ and bellowed :33 out 
:33 As OwO he'd OwO buwst ;;w;; heaven; threw xDD him on >_> my >_< fathew; 
^-^ Towd >w< the :3 most uWu piteous x3 tawe :3 of >_< Weaw ^-^ and xDD him 
:33 That ^-^ evew >_> eaw ÚwÚ weceiv'd; xDD which ^-^ in ^.^ wecounting 
:33 His grief OwO gwew >w< puissant, ^-^ and >w< the xDD stwings :3 of OwO wife 
UwU Began uWu to crack. ÚwÚ Twice :33 then >w< the trumpets >w< sounded, 
And >w< thewe ^-^ I UwU weft xDD him ^-^ twanc'd. 
UwU Awb. xDD But ;;w;; who >_> was xDD this? 
xDD Edg. :3 Kent, sir, >w< the ÚwÚ banyish'd ÚwÚ Kent; ;;w;; who ^-^ in disguise 
Followed ^.^ his enemy :33 king ^-^ and >w< did xDD him UwU sewvice 
;;w;; Impwopew for a ;;w;; swave. 

^-^ Entew a OwO Gentweman xDD with a ÚwÚ bwoody :33 knyife. 

^-^ Gent. x3 Hewp, xDD hewp! OwO O, xDD hewp! 
xDD Edg. :3 What uWu kind :3 of >w< hewp? 
UwU Awb. Speak, man. 
xDD Edg. :3 What ÚwÚ means ^w^ that ÚwÚ bwoody knife? 
^-^ Gent. 'Tis hot, it uWu smokes. 
>_> It came uWu even OwO fwom >w< the :33 heawt of- ÚwÚ O! she's ;;w;; dead! 
UwU Awb. >_< Who dead? Speak, man. 
^-^ Gent. ;;w;; Youw xDD wady, sir, ^-^ youw :33 wady! ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ;;w;; sistew 
By ;;w;; hew is UwU poisonyed; she hath ^.^ confess'd uWu it. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^-^ I >_> was contracted uWu to them ^.^ both. ;;w;; Aww xDD thwee 
:3 Nyow >w< mawwy ^-^ in :3 an uWu instant. 

^-^ Entew uWu Kent. 

xDD Edg. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes uWu Kent. 
UwU Awb. ^-^ Pwoduce their >_< bodies, >_< be :33 they ^-^ awive >w< ow xDD dead. 
UwU [Exit :33 Gentweman.] 
^.^ This UwU judgement :3 of >w< the :33 heavens, ^w^ that ^-^ makes uWu us >w< twembwe 
>w< Touches uWu us UwU nyot xDD with >_< pity. OwO O, is ^w^ this ^-^ he? 
^.^ The :3 time >w< wiww UwU nyot OwO awwow >w< the ^w^ compwiment 
:33 That :3 vewy :3 mannyews ^-^ uwges. 
uWu Kent. ^-^ I am come 
>_< To :33 bid >_> my :33 king ^-^ and ^w^ mastew >w< aye ^w^ good night. 
Is UwU he UwU nyot :33 hewe? 
UwU Awb. Great >_> thing :3 of uWu us x3 fowgot! 
Speak, uWu Edmund, >w< whewe's >w< the ÚwÚ King? ^-^ and >w< whewe's ;;w;; Cowdewia? 
^.^ The >_< bodies :3 of ^w^ Gonyewiw ^-^ and OwO Wegan are brought uWu in. 
UwU Seest >w< thou ^w^ this ^w^ object, UwU Kent? 
uWu Kent. Alack, why uWu thus? 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^w^ Yet >_< Edmund >_> was uWu bewov'd. 
^.^ The >w< onye >w< the x3 othew >_> poisonyed for >_> my xDD sake, 
And after slew >_> hewsewf. 
UwU Awb. uWu Even >_< so. >w< Covew their >w< faces. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ^-^ I pant for ÚwÚ wife. ^.^ Some ^w^ good ^-^ I UwU mean uWu to ÚwÚ do, 
x3 Despite :3 of mine ^-^ own ^w^ nyatuwe. ÚwÚ Quickwy ^.^ send 
(Be ^w^ bwief :3 in't) uWu to >w< the ^w^ castwe; for >_> my ^.^ wwit 
Is on >w< the OwO wife :3 of >_< Weaw ^-^ and on Cordelia. 
Nay, ^.^ send ^-^ in time. 
UwU Awb. Run, >w< wun, OwO O, ÚwÚ wun! 
xDD Edg. >_< To :33 who, >_> my >_> wowd? >_< Who has >w< the office? uWu Send 
>w< Thy ÚwÚ token :3 of ^w^ wepwieve. 
ÚwÚ Edm. ÚwÚ Weww :3 thought >_< on. Take >_> my sword; 
^w^ Give it >w< the ^.^ Captain. 
UwU Awb. Haste ÚwÚ thee for thy ÚwÚ wife. UwU [Exit ^w^ Edgaw.] 
ÚwÚ Edm. He hath >_< commission OwO fwom thy uWu wife ^-^ and :33 me 
>_< To ;;w;; hang uWu Cowdewia ^-^ in >w< the prison ^-^ and 
>_< To lay >w< the ^w^ bwame upon ;;w;; hew ^-^ own ÚwÚ despaiw 
:33 That she ^w^ fowdid >_> hewsewf. 
UwU Awb. ^.^ The UwU gods defend ^w^ hew! Bear xDD him hence ^w^ awhiwe. 
;;w;; [Edmund is :33 bownye uWu off.] 

^-^ Entew >_< Weaw, xDD with uWu Cowdewia >w< [dead] ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ awms, OwO [Edgaw, >w< Captain, 
^-^ and ÚwÚ othews ^.^ fowwowing]. 

>w< Weaw. ÚwÚ Howw, :33 howw, :33 howw, >_> howw! OwO O, :33 you are ^-^ men :3 of OwO stonye. 
Had ^-^ I ^-^ youw tongues ^-^ and uWu eyes, >w< I'wd ÚwÚ use them ;;w;; so 
:33 That heaven's vault OwO shouwd crack. >_< She's ^w^ gonye for OwO evew! 
^-^ I >_< knyow uWu when >w< onye is >_> dead, ^-^ and uWu when >w< onye :3 wives. 
>_< She's ^-^ dead ÚwÚ as earth. >_< Wend :33 me a :33 wooking :3 gwass. 
UwU If ^w^ that ;;w;; hew >_< bweath >w< wiww UwU mist >w< ow OwO stain >w< the x3 stonye, 
:3 Why, :33 then she :3 wives. 
uWu Kent. Is ^w^ this >w< the >_< pwomis'd >w< end? 
xDD Edg. >_> Ow UwU image :3 of ^w^ that OwO howwow? 
UwU Awb. :33 Faww ^-^ and x3 cease! 
>w< Weaw. ^.^ This :33 feathew :3 stiws; she lives! UwU If it >_< be ;;w;; so, 
>_> It is a >_> chance xDD which does ^-^ wedeem ;;w;; aww uWu sowwows 
:33 That ^-^ evew ^-^ I have ^-^ fewt. 
uWu Kent. O >_> my ^w^ good >_< mastew! 
>w< Weaw. ^-^ Pwithee uWu away! 
xDD Edg. 'Tis ^-^ nyobwe :3 Kent, ^-^ youw OwO fwiend. 
>w< Weaw. xDD A ^w^ pwague upon ^.^ you, ^w^ muwdewews, x3 twaitows >_> aww! 
^-^ I :33 might have :33 sav'd :3 hew; now she's ^w^ gonye for OwO evew! 
^.^ Cowdewia, uWu Cowdewia! x3 stay a little. Ha! 
:3 What ^w^ is't >w< thou UwU say'st, ÚwÚ Hew :3 voice >_> was ^-^ evew soft, 
Gentle, ^-^ and ;;w;; wow- :3 an >_< excewwent >_> thing ^-^ in ^.^ woman. 
^-^ I kill'd >w< the slave ^w^ that >_> was ;;w;; a-hanging ;;w;; thee. 
x3 Capt. 'Tis ;;w;; twue, >_> my ^w^ wowds, UwU he did. 
>w< Weaw. ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I not, fellow? 
^-^ I have seen >w< the x3 day, xDD with >_> my ^w^ good UwU biting falchion 
^-^ I :3 wouwd have uWu made them skip. ^-^ I am old uWu nyow, 
And uWu these ^-^ same x3 cwosses :33 spoiw >w< me. >_< Who are :33 you? 
Mine ^.^ eyes are UwU nyot uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ best. >_< I'ww tell :33 you straight. 
uWu Kent. UwU If xDD fowtunye uWu bwag :3 of x3 two she :3 wov'd ^-^ and >_> hated, 
uWu Onye :3 of them ;;w;; we :33 behowd. 
>w< Weaw. This' a ^.^ duww ÚwÚ sight. ;;w;; Awe :33 you UwU nyot UwU Kent? 
uWu Kent. ^.^ The ÚwÚ same- 
;;w;; Youw servant uWu Kent. ;;w;; Whewe is ^-^ youw servant ^w^ Caius? 
>w< Weaw. He's a ^w^ good fellow, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell :33 you UwU that. 
;;w;; He'ww :33 stwike, ^-^ and quickly >_< too. He's ^-^ dead ^-^ and OwO wotten. 
uWu Kent. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wowd; ^-^ I am >w< the :3 vewy uWu man- 
>w< Weaw. >_< I'ww see ^w^ that straight. 
uWu Kent. :33 That OwO fwom ^-^ youw >_> fiwst :3 of >_> diffewence ^-^ and >w< decay 
>_< Have fowwowed ^-^ youw ;;w;; sad ;;w;; steps. 
>w< Weaw. You're >_< wewcome x3 hithew. 
uWu Kent. >_> Nyow xDD nyo man >_< ewse! >w< Aww's UwU cheewwess, uWu dawk, ^-^ and deadly. 
;;w;; Youw :3 ewdest daughters have fordone OwO themsewves, 
And desperately are xDD dead. 
>w< Weaw. x3 Ay, ;;w;; so ^-^ I think. 
UwU Awb. He UwU knyows UwU nyot what UwU he x3 says; ^-^ and uWu vain is it 
:33 That ;;w;; we present uWu us uWu to ^-^ him. 
xDD Edg. ^w^ Vewy UwU bootwess. 

^-^ Entew a ^.^ Captain. 

x3 Capt. >_< Edmund is >_> dead, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
UwU Awb. xDD That's but a >_> twifwe uWu hewe. 
You ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and ^-^ nyobwe :3 fwiends, >_< knyow x3 ouw x3 intent. 
:3 What x3 comfowt uWu to ^w^ this >_> gweat >w< decay ^w^ may come 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be ^.^ appwied. :3 Fow us, ;;w;; we >w< wiww xDD wesign, 
During >w< the OwO wife :3 of ^w^ this old Majesty, 
>_< To xDD him x3 ouw ^-^ absowute OwO powew; x3 [to uWu Edgaw ^-^ and ;;w;; Kent] :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw 
UwU wights; 
With OwO boot, ^-^ and >_> Such uWu addition ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw UwU honyouws 
>_< Have :33 mowe than merited.- ;;w;; Aww >w< fwiends >_< shaww >_< taste 
^.^ The OwO wages :3 of their virtue, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >_> foes 
^.^ The xDD cup :3 of their >_< desewvings.- OwO O, see, x3 see! 
>w< Weaw. And >_> my x3 poow UwU foow is hang'd! x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, xDD nyo life! 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd a UwU dog, a ^.^ howse, a ;;w;; wat, have >_< wife, 
And >w< thou xDD nyo >_< bweath :3 at all? ;;w;; Thou'wt come xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, 
x3 Nyevew, ^w^ nyevew, ^w^ nyevew, ^w^ nyevew, >_< nyevew! 
xDD Pway :33 you undo ^w^ this button. uWu Thank ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
:3 Do :33 you see xDD this? ÚwÚ Wook on ^w^ hew! ;;w;; wook! ;;w;; hew >_> wips! 
ÚwÚ Wook there, >w< wook :33 thewe! He :33 dies. 
xDD Edg. He faints! ^w^ My lord, >_> my lord! 
uWu Kent. >w< Bweak, :33 heawt; ^-^ I >_> pwithee x3 bweak! 
xDD Edg. ÚwÚ Wook xDD up, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
uWu Kent. Vex UwU nyot ^.^ his ^w^ ghost. OwO O, let xDD him ^-^ pass! He ^.^ hates xDD him 
:33 That :3 wouwd upon >w< the rack :3 of ^w^ this tough UwU wowwd 
uWu Stwetch xDD him :33 out ^.^ wongew. 
xDD Edg. He is ^w^ gonye indeed. 
uWu Kent. ^.^ The x3 wondew UwU is, UwU he hath endur'd ;;w;; so long. 
He but usurp'd ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
UwU Awb. Bear them OwO fwom >_< hence. >_< Ouw present business 
Is ^-^ genyewaw woe. ^w^ [To ^w^ Kent ^-^ and x3 Edgaw] ;;w;; Fwiends :3 of >_> my ^w^ souw, :33 you 
;;w;; twain 
xDD Wuwe ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu weawm, ^-^ and >w< the >_< gow'd ^.^ state uWu sustain. 
uWu Kent. ^-^ I have a journey, sir, uWu showtwy uWu to ^w^ go. 
^w^ My ^w^ mastew >w< cawws x3 me; ^-^ I must UwU nyot say uWu nyo. 
UwU Awb. ^.^ The ^w^ weight :3 of ^w^ this ;;w;; sad :3 time ;;w;; we must obey, 
OwO Speak what ;;w;; we ^w^ feew, UwU nyot what ;;w;; we OwO ought uWu to ÚwÚ say. 
^.^ The oldest have :33 bownye ÚwÚ most; ;;w;; we ^w^ that are xDD young 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU nyevew see ;;w;; so much, >_< nyow >_< wive ;;w;; so long. 
Exeunt xDD with a ^-^ dead march. 


>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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:3 1595 

^-^ WOVE'S :33 WABOUW'S ÚwÚ WOST 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



^w^ Dwamatis OwO Pewsonyae. 

ÚwÚ FEWDINyAND, OwO King :3 of Navarre 
^-^ BEWOWNyE, lord attending on >w< the OwO King 
:33 WONGAVIWWE, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
ÚwÚ DUMAIN, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
xDD BOYET, lord attending on >w< the Princess :3 of >_< Fwance 
^.^ MAWCADE, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
x3 DON xDD ADWIANyO DE ARMADO, ;;w;; fantasticaw ^w^ Spanyiawd 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW, a :33 cuwate 
^w^ HOWOFEWNyES, a ;;w;; schoowmastew 
^w^ DUWW, a :3 constabwe 
OwO COSTAWD, a clown 
>w< MOTH, ^.^ page uWu to uWu Awmado 
xDD A ^w^ FOWESTEW 

>w< THE xDD PWINCESS UwU OF FRANCE 
ROSALINE, lady attending on >w< the Princess 
OwO MAWIA, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
xDD KATHAWINyE, lady attending on >w< the Princess 
>_> JAQUENyETTA, a xDD countwy :3 wench 

Lords, :3 Attendants, etc. 




^.^ <<THIS uWu EWECTWONyIC :3 VEWSION UwU OF >w< THE OwO COMPWETE uWu WOWKS UwU OF WILLIAM 
>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
^-^ WITH ÚwÚ PEWMISSION. uWu EWECTWONyIC ^.^ AND ÚwÚ MACHINyE ÚwÚ WEADABWE COPIES :33 MAY OwO BE 
:33 DISTWIBUTED ^.^ SO LONG OwO AS >_< SUCH COPIES (1) >w< AWE OwO FOW >w< YOUW :3 OW :33 OTHEWS 
>_> PEWSONyAW :33 USE ONLY, ^.^ AND >w< (2) >w< AWE :33 NyOT :33 DISTWIBUTED :3 OW >w< USED 
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OwO SCENyE: 
Navarre 


>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^w^ Nyavawwe. ^.^ The King's :3 pawk 

^-^ Entew >w< the :3 King, ^-^ BEWOWNyE, :33 WONGAVIWWE, ^-^ and xDD DUMAIN 

uWu KING. Let ;;w;; fame, ^w^ that ;;w;; aww >_> hunt after ^-^ in their x3 wives, 
ÚwÚ Wive uWu wegist'wed upon x3 ouw :33 bwazen ^-^ tombs, 
And :33 then ^.^ gwace uWu us ^-^ in >w< the disgrace :3 of >_> death; 
^w^ When, :33 spite :3 of OwO cowmowant uWu devouwing :3 Time, 
Th' uWu endeavouw :3 of ^w^ this present >_< bweath ^w^ may :3 buy 
:33 That >w< honyouw xDD which >_< shaww >_< bate ^.^ his scythe's ;;w;; keen ^-^ edge, 
And uWu make uWu us xDD heiws :3 of ;;w;; aww x3 etewnyity. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, ^.^ bwave x3 conquewows- for ;;w;; so :33 you are 
:33 That ^-^ waw ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw ^-^ own :33 affections 
And >w< the ^w^ huge >w< awmy :3 of >w< the x3 wowwd's ^-^ desiwes- 
>_< Ouw OwO wate UwU edict >_< shaww ^w^ stwongwy >_< stand ^-^ in UwU fowce: 
Navarre >_< shaww >_< be >w< the x3 wondew :3 of >w< the :3 wowwd; 
>_< Ouw >w< couwt >_< shaww >_< be a ^-^ wittwe >_> Academe, 
UwU Stiww ^-^ and ^.^ contempwative ^-^ in >_< wiving >w< awt. 
You x3 thwee, ^w^ Bewownye, x3 Dumain, ^-^ and >w< Wongaviwwe, 
>_< Have ^w^ swown for xDD thwee >_> yeaws' term uWu to >_< wive xDD with :33 me 
^w^ My uWu fewwow-schowaws, ^-^ and uWu to :3 keep those ^.^ statutes 
:33 That are >w< wecowded ^-^ in ^w^ this schedule uWu hewe. 
;;w;; Youw :3 oaths are :33 pass'd; ^-^ and now >w< subscwibe ^-^ youw >_< nyames, 
:33 That ^.^ his ^-^ own UwU hand ^w^ may ;;w;; stwike ^.^ his >w< honyouw OwO down 
:33 That :3 viowates >w< the UwU smawwest :33 bwanch uWu hewein. 
UwU If :33 you are ^w^ awm'd uWu to do ÚwÚ as ^w^ swown uWu to ÚwÚ do, 
:33 Subscwibe uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; deep oaths, ^-^ and :3 keep it >_< too. 
LONGAVILLE. ^-^ I am >_< wesowv'd; ÚwÚ 'tis but a xDD thwee >_> yeaws' >_> fast. 
^.^ The ;;w;; mind >_< shaww >w< banquet, though >w< the body ^w^ pinye. 
^.^ Fat :33 paunches have x3 wean UwU pates; ^-^ and >_> dainty xDD bits 
Make rich >w< the >_> wibs, but bankrupt :3 quite >w< the wits. 
x3 DUMAIN. ^w^ My >_> woving lord, :33 Dumain is mortified. 
^.^ The >_< gwossew >w< mannyew :3 of uWu these x3 wowwd's :3 dewights 
He throws upon >w< the >_< gwoss x3 wowwd's :3 basew slaves; 
>_< To love, uWu to ;;w;; weawth, uWu to >w< pomp, ^-^ I uWu pinye ^-^ and ^-^ die, 
With ;;w;; aww uWu these >_< wiving ^-^ in >w< phiwosophy. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ I ^w^ can but say their x3 pwotestation over; 
So much, dear liege, ^-^ I have uWu awweady :3 swown, 
:33 That UwU is, uWu to >_< wive ^-^ and study ÚwÚ hewe xDD thwee ^-^ yeaws. 
xDD But >w< thewe are x3 othew :33 stwict observances, 
>_> As: UwU nyot uWu to see a woman ^-^ in ^w^ that term, 
Which ^-^ I hope ^w^ weww is UwU nyot enrolled >_> thewe; 
And >w< onye x3 day ^-^ in a week uWu to >_< touch xDD nyo food, 
And but >w< onye ^-^ meaw on >_> evewy x3 day ^.^ beside, 
^.^ The xDD which ^-^ I hope is UwU nyot enrolled >_> thewe; 
And :33 then uWu to OwO sweep but xDD thwee >w< houws ^-^ in >w< the night 
And UwU nyot >_< be seen uWu to uWu wink :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU day- 
When ^-^ I >_> was UwU wont uWu to xDD think xDD nyo ^-^ hawm ;;w;; aww OwO nyight, 
And uWu make a ^-^ dawk night x3 too :3 of :3 hawf >w< the UwU day- 
Which ^-^ I hope ^w^ weww is UwU nyot enrolled >w< thewe. 
OwO O, uWu these are x3 bawwen UwU tasks, x3 too :33 hawd uWu to >w< keep, 
uWu Nyot uWu to see :3 wadies, ^.^ study, x3 fast, UwU nyot ^.^ sweep! 
uWu KING. ;;w;; Youw oath is >_< pass'd uWu to ^w^ pass xDD away OwO fwom these. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Let :33 me say uWu nyo, >_> my liege, :3 an >_> if :33 you please: 
^-^ I :3 onwy ^.^ swowe uWu to study xDD with ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, 
And x3 stay ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ^-^ youw >w< couwt for xDD thwee >_> yeaws' space. 
LONGAVILLE. You ^.^ swowe uWu to that, ^w^ Bewownye, ^-^ and uWu to >w< the >_> west. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. By ^-^ yea ^-^ and :33 nyay, sir, :33 then ^-^ I ^.^ swowe ^-^ in ^-^ jest. 
:3 What is >w< the UwU end :3 of ^.^ study, let :33 me know. 
uWu KING. :3 Why, ^w^ that uWu to >_< knyow xDD which else ;;w;; we OwO shouwd UwU nyot know. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. :33 Things :3 hid ^-^ and uWu baww'd, :33 you ;;w;; mean, OwO fwom UwU common :3 sense? 
uWu KING. x3 Ay, ^w^ that is >_< study's ^-^ god-wike >w< wecompense. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, >_> then; ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD sweaw uWu to study ;;w;; so, 
>_< To >_< knyow >w< the >_> thing ^-^ I am x3 fowbid uWu to :33 knyow, 
:33 As UwU thus: uWu to study >w< whewe ^-^ I ^w^ weww ^w^ may dine, 
When ^-^ I uWu to xDD feast xDD expwesswy am ^.^ fowbid; 
>_> Ow study >w< whewe uWu to meet ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ mistwess OwO finye, 
When ^.^ mistwesses OwO fwom UwU common sense are x3 hid; 
^w^ Ow, having ^w^ swown x3 too hard-a-keeping xDD oath, 
Study uWu to x3 bweak ^w^ it, ^-^ and UwU nyot x3 bweak >_> my ^w^ twoth. 
UwU If >_< study's x3 gain >_< be thus, ^-^ and ^w^ this >_< be ;;w;; so, 
Study UwU knyows ^w^ that xDD which yet it x3 doth UwU nyot know. 
;;w;; Sweaw :33 me uWu to ^w^ this, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< nye'ew say uWu nyo. 
uWu KING. These >_< be >w< the ^w^ stops ^w^ that :33 hindew study >_< quite, 
And >w< twain x3 ouw intellects uWu to uWu vain delight. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. :3 Why, ;;w;; aww :3 dewights are xDD vain; but ^w^ that :3 most uWu vain 
Which, xDD with ;;w;; pain xDD puwchas'd, x3 doth ;;w;; inhewit :33 pain, 
:33 As UwU painfuwwy uWu to ÚwÚ powe upon a book 
>_< To >w< seek >w< the :3 wight :3 of ÚwÚ twuth; :33 whiwe >_> twuth >w< the :33 whiwe 
^.^ Doth xDD fawsewy ^.^ bwind >w< the eyesight :3 of ^.^ his look. 
>_< Wight, :3 seeking :3 wight, x3 doth :3 wight :3 of :3 wight ;;w;; beguiwe; 
;;w;; So, ^-^ ewe :33 you find >w< whewe :3 wight ^-^ in darkness ^w^ wies, 
;;w;; Youw :3 wight grows ^-^ dawk :3 by x3 wosing :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ eyes. 
Study :33 me how uWu to UwU pwease >w< the eye UwU indeed, 
By uWu fixing it upon a :3 faiwew eye; 
>_< Who :33 dazzwing ;;w;; so, ^w^ that eye >_< shaww >_< be ^.^ his ^-^ heed, 
And >w< give xDD him :3 wight ^w^ that it >_> was ^.^ bwinded by. 
Study is OwO wike >w< the heaven's x3 gwowious sun, 
:33 That >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be x3 deep-seawch'd xDD with saucy ^-^ wooks; 
ÚwÚ Smaww have xDD continyuaw UwU pwoddews ^-^ evew x3 won, 
^.^ Save base ^w^ authowity OwO fwom others' uWu books. 
These ^-^ eawthwy godfathers :3 of heaven's lights 
:33 That >w< give a name uWu to >_> evewy xDD fixed :3 staw 
>_< Have xDD nyo :33 mowe ^w^ pwofit :3 of their xDD shinying nights 
uWu Than those ^w^ that ^.^ wawk ^-^ and wot UwU nyot what :33 they ÚwÚ awe. 
:33 Too ÚwÚ much uWu to >_< knyow is uWu to >_< knyow :33 nyought but ;;w;; fame; 
And >_> evewy UwU godfathew ^w^ can >w< give a name. 
uWu KING. UwU How ^w^ weww ÚwÚ he's ^w^ wead, uWu to :3 weason ÚwÚ against reading! 
x3 DUMAIN. >_> Pwoceeded UwU weww, uWu to >w< stop ;;w;; aww ^w^ good >w< pwoceeding! 
LONGAVILLE. He >_< weeds >w< the corn, ^-^ and OwO stiww ^-^ wets ÚwÚ gwow >w< the x3 weeding. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ The ;;w;; spwing is >_> nyeaw, uWu when >_> gween geese are uWu a-bweeding. 
x3 DUMAIN. UwU How follows that? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Fit ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 pwace ^-^ and time. 
x3 DUMAIN. ^.^ In :3 weason >w< nyothing. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ Something :33 then ^-^ in ^-^ whyme. 
LONGAVILLE. ;;w;; Bewownye is OwO wike :3 an :33 envious ;;w;; snyeaping UwU fwost 
:33 That ^-^ bites >w< the >_> fiwst-bown >_< infants :3 of >w< the spring. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. xDD Weww, say ^-^ I uWu am; why OwO shouwd ÚwÚ pwoud summer >_< boast 
:3 Befowe >w< the >_< biwds have :33 any >_< cause uWu to ;;w;; sing? 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd ^-^ I ;;w;; joy ^-^ in :33 any ^.^ abowtive :3 biwth? 
x3 At ^.^ Chwistmas ^-^ I xDD nyo :33 mowe desire a rose 
uWu Than :33 wish a UwU snyow ^-^ in ^-^ May's ÚwÚ nyew-fangwed >w< shows; 
xDD But OwO wike :3 of uWu each >_> thing ^w^ that ^-^ in xDD season >_> gwows; 
So ^.^ you, uWu to study now it is x3 too >w< wate, 
>_< Cwimb ^.^ o'ew >w< the house uWu to unlock >w< the ^-^ wittwe ^-^ gate. 
uWu KING. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ sit :33 out; ^w^ go ;;w;; home, ;;w;; Bewownye; >_> adieu. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wowd; ^-^ I have ^w^ swown uWu to x3 stay xDD with you; 
And though ^-^ I have for ^w^ bawbawism ^-^ spoke :33 mowe 
uWu Than for ^w^ that >w< angew >w< knyowwedge :33 you ^w^ can say, 
^w^ Yet ^-^ confident >_< I'ww :3 keep what ^-^ I have swore, 
And :3 bide >w< the ^-^ penyance :3 of uWu each xDD thwee >_> yeaws' ;;w;; day. 
^w^ Give :33 me >w< the >_> papew; let :33 me UwU wead >w< the UwU same; 
And uWu to >w< the >_> stwictest uWu decwees >_< I'ww xDD wwite >_> my name. 
uWu KING. UwU How ^w^ weww ^w^ this uWu yiewding rescues ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom shame! 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. >_< [Weads] ;;w;; 'Item. :33 That xDD nyo woman >_< shaww come >_> within a x3 miwe :3 of 
>_> my OwO couwt'- uWu Hath ^w^ this OwO been proclaimed? 
LONGAVILLE. ^.^ Fouw ^-^ days ^w^ ago. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. xDD Wet's see >w< the penalty. >_< [Weads] xDD '-on ;;w;; pain :3 of x3 wosing ;;w;; hew 
ÚwÚ tongue.' >_< Who devis'd ^w^ this penalty? 
LONGAVILLE. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ that >w< did xDD I. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Sweet lord, ^-^ and why? 
LONGAVILLE. >_< To xDD fwight them hence xDD with ^w^ that x3 dwead penalty. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. xDD A ^w^ dangewous :3 waw ÚwÚ against gentility. 
>_< [Weads] ;;w;; 'Item. UwU If :33 any man >_< be seen uWu to ^-^ tawk xDD with a woman >_> within 
>w< the term :3 of xDD thwee OwO yeaws, UwU he >_< shaww ^w^ enduwe >_< such ÚwÚ pubwic OwO shame ÚwÚ as >w< the 
:33 west :3 of >w< the >w< couwt ^w^ can possibly devise.' 
^.^ This :33 awticwe, >_> my liege, :33 youwsewf must :3 bweak; 
:3 Fow ^w^ weww :33 you >_< knyow ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes ^-^ in embassy 
^.^ The :33 Fwench uWu king's ;;w;; daughtew, xDD with :33 youwsewf uWu to ^w^ speak- 
xDD A >_< miwd :3 of ^.^ gwace ^-^ and complete ;;w;; majesty- 
About surrender :3 up :3 of >_> Aquitainye 
>_< To ;;w;; hew UwU decwepit, ÚwÚ sick, ^-^ and ^-^ bedwid >_< fathew; 
Therefore ^w^ this >_< awticwe is uWu made ^-^ in :33 vain, 
>_> Ow :3 vainwy ÚwÚ comes >_> th' >_> admiwed xDD pwincess x3 hithew. 
uWu KING. :3 What say ^.^ you, lords? :3 Why, ^w^ this >_> was :3 quite uWu fowgot. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. So study >_> evewmowe is ;;w;; ovew-shot. 
uWu Whiwe it x3 doth study uWu to have what it xDD wouwd, 
>_> It x3 doth forget uWu to do >w< the >_> thing it :33 shouwd; 
And uWu when it hath >w< the >_> thing it UwU hunteth UwU most, 
'Tis won ÚwÚ as :3 towns xDD with OwO fiwe- ;;w;; so x3 won, ;;w;; so lost. 
uWu KING. OwO We must :3 of ÚwÚ fowce uWu dispense xDD with ^w^ this :33 decwee; 
ÚwÚ She must >_< wie ÚwÚ hewe on mere >_> nyecessity. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. UwU Nyecessity >w< wiww uWu make uWu us ;;w;; aww ;;w;; fowswown 
Three >_> thousand xDD times >_> within ^w^ this xDD thwee >_> yeaws' ÚwÚ space; 
:3 Fow >_> evewy man xDD with ^.^ his :3 affects is born, 
uWu Nyot :3 by :33 might ;;w;; mast'wed, but :3 by ^w^ speciaw grace. 
UwU If ^-^ I x3 bweak faith, ^w^ this :3 wowd >_< shaww UwU speak for ^.^ me: 
^-^ I am ;;w;; fowswown on mere >_> nyecessity. 
So uWu to >w< the OwO waws :3 at uWu wawge ^-^ I xDD wwite >_> my name; ÚwÚ [Subscwibes] 
And UwU he ^w^ that x3 bweaks them ^-^ in >w< the least ^w^ degwee 
uWu Stands ^-^ in attainder :3 of eternal >w< shame. 
:3 Suggestions are uWu to x3 othew ÚwÚ as uWu to x3 me; 
xDD But ^-^ I believe, although ^-^ I seem ;;w;; so >_< woath, 
^-^ I am >w< the last ^w^ that >w< wiww last :3 keep ^.^ his oath. 
xDD But is >w< thewe xDD nyo quick uWu wecweation uWu gwanted? 
uWu KING. x3 Ay, ^w^ that >w< thewe ^.^ is. >_< Ouw uWu couwt, :33 you :33 knyow, is >_> haunted 
With a refined >w< twavewwew :3 of Spain, 
xDD A man ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 wowwd's xDD nyew ÚwÚ fashion OwO pwanted, 
:33 That hath a uWu mint :3 of xDD phwases ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ bwain; 
uWu Onye ;;w;; who >w< the music :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ own uWu vain tongue 
^.^ Doth ^.^ wavish OwO wike ^-^ enchanting x3 hawmony; 
xDD A man :3 of >w< compwements, whom >w< wight ^-^ and ^-^ wwong 
>_< Have >w< chose ÚwÚ as >_< umpiwe :3 of their :33 mutiny. 
^.^ This UwU chiwd :3 of ;;w;; fancy, ^w^ that uWu Awmado UwU hight, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; intewim uWu to x3 ouw ;;w;; studies >_< shaww relate, 
^.^ In OwO high-bown >_< wowds, >w< the worth :3 of uWu many a :33 knyight 
^w^ Fwom tawny uWu Spain :33 wost ^-^ in >w< the x3 wowwd's x3 debate. 
UwU How :33 you delight, >_> my ^w^ wowds, ^-^ I >_< knyow not, I; 
xDD But ^-^ I >_> pwotest ^-^ I :33 wove uWu to >_> heaw xDD him lie, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ use xDD him for >_> my xDD minstwewsy. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. uWu Awmado is a :3 most xDD iwwustwious x3 wight, 
xDD A man :3 of :33 fiwe-nyew >_< wowds, fashion's ^-^ own knight. 
LONGAVILLE. x3 Costawd >w< the UwU swain ^-^ and UwU he >_< shaww >_< be x3 ouw uWu spowt; 
And ;;w;; so uWu to study xDD thwee xDD yeaws is but >w< showt. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ DUWW, a x3 constabwe, xDD with a >_> wettew, ^-^ and ;;w;; COSTAWD 

xDD DUWW. Which is >w< the Duke's ^-^ own uWu pewson? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. This, fellow. :3 What UwU wouwdst? 
xDD DUWW. ^-^ I myself :3 wepwehend ^.^ his ^-^ own person, for ^-^ I am ^.^ his Grace's 
>w< fawbowough; but ^-^ I :3 wouwd see ^.^ his ^-^ own :33 pewson ^-^ in flesh ^-^ and >w< bwood. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ This is >w< he. 
xDD DUWW. :3 Signyiow :3 Awme- :3 Awme- OwO commends ÚwÚ you. Thewe's ^-^ viwwainy xDD abwoad; 
^w^ this letter >w< wiww tell :33 you >w< mowe. 
uWu COSTAWD. x3 Siw, >w< the ÚwÚ contempts ^w^ theweof are ÚwÚ as touching >w< me. 
uWu KING. xDD A letter OwO fwom >w< the x3 magnyificent :33 Awmado. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. UwU How >w< wow >_> soevew >w< the >w< mattew, ^-^ I hope ^-^ in >_> God for >_> high :3 wowds. 
LONGAVILLE. xDD A >_> high hope for a >w< wow >w< heaven. >_> God ÚwÚ gwant uWu us ^.^ patience! 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. >_< To uWu heaw, >w< ow ÚwÚ fowbeaw uWu heawing? 
LONGAVILLE. >_< To >_> heaw >_> meekwy, sir, ^-^ and uWu to ÚwÚ waugh uWu modewatewy; >_< ow, uWu to 
ÚwÚ fowbeaw ^.^ both. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. xDD Weww, sir, >_< be it ÚwÚ as >w< the style >_< shaww >w< give uWu us >_< cause uWu to ^-^ cwimb 
^-^ in >w< the uWu mewwinyess. 
uWu COSTAWD. ^.^ The :3 mattew is uWu to me, sir, ÚwÚ as ^-^ concewnying Jaquenetta. 
^.^ The >w< mannyew :3 of it UwU is, ^-^ I >_> was ^.^ taken xDD with >w< the ^w^ mannyew. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ In what >_> mannyew? 
uWu COSTAWD. ^.^ In >w< mannyew ^-^ and OwO fowm following, sir; ;;w;; aww those >_> thwee: ^-^ I >_> was 
seen xDD with ;;w;; hew ^-^ in >w< the manor-house, xDD sitting xDD with ;;w;; hew upon >w< the >_> fowm, 
^-^ and ^.^ taken following ;;w;; hew uWu into >w< the >_> pawk; which, put xDD togethew, is ^-^ in 
>w< mannyew ^-^ and OwO fowm ÚwÚ fowwowing. xDD Nyow, sir, for >w< the UwU mannyew- it is >w< the 
>w< mannyew :3 of a man uWu to UwU speak uWu to a ^.^ woman. :3 Fow >w< the >w< fowm- ^-^ in ÚwÚ some OwO fowm. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. :3 Fow >w< the following, >_> siw? 
uWu COSTAWD. :33 As it >_< shaww x3 fowwow ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ cowwection; ^-^ and >_> God defend >w< the 
x3 wight! 
uWu KING. Will :33 you >_> heaw ^w^ this letter xDD with xDD attention? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. :33 As ;;w;; we :3 wouwd >_> heaw :3 an oracle. 
uWu COSTAWD. >_> Such is >w< the UwU simpwicity :3 of man uWu to xDD heawken after >w< the uWu fwesh. 
uWu KING. >_< [Weads] :3 'Gweat deputy, >w< the UwU wewkin's vicegerent ^-^ and ^w^ sowe 
^-^ dominyatow :3 of xDD Nyavawwe, >_> my ^.^ souw's x3 eawth's x3 god ^-^ and ^w^ body's >_< fost'wing 
patron'- 
uWu COSTAWD. uWu Nyot a :3 wowd :3 of x3 Costawd yet. 
uWu KING. >_< [Weads] UwU 'So it ^w^ is'- 
uWu COSTAWD. >_> It ^w^ may >_< be uWu so; but >_> if UwU he say it is ;;w;; so, UwU he UwU is, ^-^ in telling 
;;w;; twue, but >_< so. 
uWu KING. xDD Peace! 
uWu COSTAWD. ;;w;; Be uWu to me, ^-^ and >_> evewy man ^w^ that ^w^ dawes UwU nyot fight! 
uWu KING. :33 Nyo >w< wowds! 
uWu COSTAWD. Of x3 othew men's uWu secwets, ^-^ I uWu beseech ÚwÚ you. 
uWu KING. >_< [Weads] UwU 'So it UwU is, besieged xDD with ^.^ sabwe-cowouwed uWu mewanchowy, ^-^ I 
>w< did >w< commend >w< the >w< bwack uWu oppwessing OwO humouw uWu to >w< the :3 most :33 whowesome 
UwU physic :3 of thy :3 heawth-giving air; UwU and, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am a ^w^ gentweman, betook 
myself uWu to >_< wawk. ^.^ The :3 time :33 When? About >w< the sixth :3 houw; uWu when UwU beasts 
:3 most >_> gwaze, >_< biwds uWu best peck, ^-^ and ^-^ men ÚwÚ sit OwO down uWu to ^w^ that ^-^ nyouwishment 
xDD which is :3 cawwed ÚwÚ suppew. So ÚwÚ much for >w< the :3 time uWu When. :3 Nyow for >w< the 
>_< gwound x3 Which? which, ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, ^-^ I ;;w;; upon; it is ^.^ ycweped thy x3 pawk. UwU Then 
for >w< the :3 pwace Where? where, ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, ^-^ I >w< did ^w^ encountew ^w^ that ÚwÚ obscenye 
^-^ and :3 most ^.^ pwepost'wous :33 event ^w^ that draweth OwO fwom >_> my ÚwÚ snyow-white pen 
>w< the >w< ebon-cowouwed ^-^ ink xDD which ÚwÚ hewe >w< thou ÚwÚ viewest, ÚwÚ behowdest, 
ÚwÚ suwveyest, >w< ow >w< seest. xDD But uWu to >w< the :3 pwace Where? >_> It ^w^ standeth 
north-north-east ^-^ and :3 by ^w^ east OwO fwom >w< the >_> west corner :3 of thy 
^-^ cuwious-knyotted OwO gawden. ;;w;; Thewe >w< did ^-^ I see ^w^ that OwO wow-spiwited OwO swain, 
^w^ that base x3 minnyow :3 of thy xDD miwth,' 
uWu COSTAWD. Me? 
uWu KING. >w< 'that :3 unwettewed small-knowing :3 souw,' 
uWu COSTAWD. Me? 
uWu KING. >w< 'that shallow ^-^ vassaw,' 
uWu COSTAWD. UwU Stiww ÚwÚ me? 
uWu KING. ;;w;; 'which, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I xDD wemembew, >w< hight ^.^ Costawd,' 
uWu COSTAWD. OwO O, me! 
uWu KING. xDD 'sowted ^-^ and consorted, ^-^ contwawy uWu to thy established proclaimed 
UwU edict ^-^ and continent ^.^ canyon; which, OwO with, OwO O, ;;w;; with- but xDD with ^w^ this ^-^ I 
passion uWu to say >_< whewewith-' 
uWu COSTAWD. With a xDD wench. 
UwU King. :33 'with a UwU chiwd :3 of x3 ouw :33 gwandmothew >w< Eve, a ^w^ femawe; >_< ow, for thy 
:33 mowe sweet ÚwÚ undewstanding, a ^.^ woman. ÚwÚ Him ;;w;; I, ÚwÚ as >_> my :33 evew-esteemed 
>_> duty pricks :33 me ;;w;; on, have >_> sent uWu to ^-^ thee, uWu to >_> weceive >w< the ÚwÚ meed :3 of 
:3 punyishment, :3 by thy sweet Grace's >_< officew, Antony x3 Duww, a man :3 of 
^w^ good repute, OwO cawwiage, ^-^ beawing, ^-^ and estimation.' 
xDD DUWW. Me, ^w^ an't >_< shaww UwU pwease you; ^-^ I am Antony Dull. 
uWu KING. OwO 'Fow >_> Jaquenyetta- ;;w;; so is >w< the weaker uWu vessew ^-^ cawwed, xDD which ^-^ I 
apprehended xDD with >w< the aforesaid x3 swain- ^-^ I :3 keep ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ as a uWu vessew :3 of 
thy >w< waw's ;;w;; fuwy; ^-^ and UwU shaww, :3 at >w< the least :3 of thy sweet ^.^ nyotice, 
>_< bwing ;;w;; hew uWu to :3 twiaw. >w< Thinye, ^-^ in ;;w;; aww uWu compwiments :3 of ^-^ devoted ^-^ and 
heart-burning ÚwÚ heat :3 of duty, 
x3 DON xDD ADWIANyO DE ARMADO.' 

ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ This is UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ^-^ I OwO wook'd ^-^ fow, but >w< the uWu best ^w^ that 
^-^ evew ^-^ I heard. 
uWu KING. x3 Ay, >w< the uWu best for >w< the ^.^ wowst. >w< But, sirrah, what say :33 you uWu to 
xDD this? 
uWu COSTAWD. x3 Siw, ^-^ I x3 confess >w< the xDD wench. 
uWu KING. ÚwÚ Did :33 you >_> heaw >w< the :3 pwocwamation? 
uWu COSTAWD. ^-^ I do x3 confess ÚwÚ much :3 of >w< the hearing ^w^ it, but ^-^ wittwe :3 of >w< the 
:33 mawking :3 of uWu it. 
uWu KING. >_> It >_> was proclaimed a year's ^-^ impwisonment uWu to >_< be ^.^ taken xDD with a 
xDD wench. 
uWu COSTAWD. ^-^ I >_> was ^.^ taken xDD with none, sir; ^-^ I >_> was ^.^ taken xDD with a >_< damsew. 
uWu KING. xDD Weww, it >_> was proclaimed >_< damsew. 
uWu COSTAWD. ^.^ This >_> was xDD nyo damsel neither, sir; she >_> was a uWu viwgin. 
uWu KING. >_> It is ;;w;; so ^-^ vawied OwO too, for it >_> was proclaimed uWu viwgin. 
uWu COSTAWD. UwU If it UwU wewe, ^-^ I uWu deny ;;w;; hew xDD viwginyity; ^-^ I >_> was ^.^ taken xDD with a ^.^ maid. 
uWu KING. ^.^ This 'maid' UwU nyot >_> sewve ^-^ youw ;;w;; tuwn, ^-^ siw. 
uWu COSTAWD. ^.^ This ÚwÚ maid >w< wiww >_> sewve >_> my ;;w;; tuwn, ^-^ siw. 
uWu KING. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 pwonyounce ^-^ youw x3 sentence: :33 you >_< shaww fast a week 
xDD with >w< bwan ^-^ and ;;w;; watew. 
uWu COSTAWD. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew pray a >_> month xDD with mutton ^-^ and porridge. 
uWu KING. And OwO Don uWu Awmado >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ youw ÚwÚ keepew. 
^w^ My xDD Wowd ^w^ Bewownye, see xDD him delivered ÚwÚ o'ew; 
And ^w^ go ^-^ we, ^w^ wowds, uWu to put ^-^ in UwU pwactice ^w^ that 
Which uWu each uWu to x3 othew hath ;;w;; so ^w^ stwongwy sworn. 
Exeunt x3 KING, :33 WONGAVIWWE, ^-^ and xDD DUMAIN 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. >_< I'ww lay >_> my ^.^ head uWu to :33 any ^w^ good man's :3 hat 
These :3 oaths ^-^ and OwO waws >w< wiww >_< pwove :3 an xDD idwe ;;w;; scown. 
^w^ Siwwah, come >_< on. 
uWu COSTAWD. ^-^ I :3 suffew for >w< the truth, sir; for OwO twue it is ^-^ I >_> was ^.^ taken 
xDD with ^-^ Jaquenyetta, ^-^ and Jaquenetta is a OwO twue girl; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe 
>_< wewcome >w< the :3 souw xDD cup :3 of OwO pwospewity! xDD Affwiction ^w^ may >w< onye x3 day ÚwÚ smiwe 
UwU again; ^-^ and :3 tiww uWu then, ÚwÚ sit ÚwÚ thee x3 down, sorrow. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ The :3 pawk 

^-^ Entew ARMADO ^-^ and >w< MOTH, ^.^ his ^.^ page 

ARMADO. Boy, what uWu sign is it uWu when a man :3 of >_> gweat ÚwÚ spiwit grows 
uWu mewanchowy? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD A >_> gweat :33 sign, sir, ^w^ that UwU he >w< wiww >w< wook uWu sad. 
ARMADO. :3 Why, ;;w;; sadnyess is >w< onye ^-^ and >w< the xDD sewf-same ^w^ thing, dear >_< imp. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. x3 Nyo, no; O Lord, sir, x3 nyo! 
ARMADO. UwU How >_> canst >w< thou ^.^ pawt ;;w;; sadnyess ^-^ and uWu mewanchowy, >_> my tender 
juvenal? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. By a :3 famiwiaw OwO demonstwation :3 of >w< the UwU wowking, >_> my tough ^.^ signyiow. 
ARMADO. ^.^ Why tough OwO signyiow? ^.^ Why tough OwO signyiow? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. ^.^ Why tender juvenal? ^.^ Why tender juvenal? 
ARMADO. ^-^ I ^-^ spoke ^w^ it, tender juvenal, ÚwÚ as a ;;w;; congwuent >w< epitheton 
^-^ appewtainying uWu to thy xDD young days, xDD which ;;w;; we ^w^ may ^-^ nyominyate >w< tendew. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. And ;;w;; I, tough OwO signyiow, ÚwÚ as :3 an ;;w;; appewtinyent title uWu to ^-^ youw old 
time, xDD which ;;w;; we ^w^ may name ^w^ tough. 
ARMADO. ÚwÚ Pwetty ^-^ and apt. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. UwU How UwU mean ^.^ you, >_> siw? ^-^ I :3 pwetty, ^-^ and >_> my saying >_> apt? >w< ow ^-^ I apt, ^-^ and 
>_> my saying ^-^ pwetty? 
ARMADO. Thou :3 pwetty, ÚwÚ because little. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. :33 Wittwe :3 pwetty, ÚwÚ because little. ^.^ Whewefowe >_> apt? 
ARMADO. And x3 thewefowe apt, ÚwÚ because :33 quick. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. OwO Speak :33 you ^w^ this ^-^ in >_> my UwU pwaise, master? 
ARMADO. ^.^ In thy condign >w< pwaise. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ I >w< wiww praise :3 an >w< eew xDD with >w< the ^-^ same >w< pwaise. 
ARMADO. ^w^ that :3 an >w< eew is >w< ingenyious? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. :33 That :3 an >w< eew is :33 quick. 
ARMADO. ^-^ I do say >w< thou UwU awt quick ^-^ in answers; >w< thou ^.^ heat'st >_> my >w< bwood. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ I am OwO answew'd, ^-^ siw. 
ARMADO. ^-^ I :33 wove UwU nyot uWu to >_< be cross'd. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. [Aside] He ;;w;; speaks >w< the mere contrary: x3 cwosses :33 wove UwU nyot ^-^ him. 
ARMADO. ^-^ I have promised uWu to study xDD thwee xDD yeaws xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. You ^w^ may do it ^-^ in :3 an hour, ^-^ siw. 
ARMADO. Impossible. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. UwU How uWu many is >w< onye :3 thwice :3 towd? 
ARMADO. ^-^ I am ^w^ iww :3 at >_> weck'nying; it :3 fitteth >w< the ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of a >_> tapstew. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. You are a gentleman ^-^ and a ÚwÚ gamestew, ^-^ siw. 
ARMADO. ^-^ I x3 confess both; :33 they are x3 both >w< the x3 vawnyish :3 of a complete 
man. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. UwU Then ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe :33 you >_< knyow how ÚwÚ much >w< the >_< gwoss >_> sum :3 of deuce-ace 
uWu amounts :33 to. 
ARMADO. >_> It x3 doth amount uWu to >w< onye :33 mowe than ^w^ two. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. Which >w< the base ^-^ vuwgaw do UwU caww OwO thwee. 
ARMADO. :3 Twue. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 Why, sir, is ^w^ this >_< such a piece :3 of ^w^ study? :3 Nyow ÚwÚ hewe is xDD thwee 
x3 studied ^-^ ewe xDD ye'ww :3 thwice wink; ^-^ and how >_< easy it is uWu to put >w< 'yeaws' 
uWu to >w< the :3 wowd :3 'thwee,' ^-^ and study xDD thwee xDD yeaws ^-^ in x3 two >_< wowds, >w< the 
dancing ;;w;; howse >w< wiww tell ÚwÚ you. 
ARMADO. xDD A :3 most UwU finye ^-^ figuwe! 
ÚwÚ MOTH. [Aside] >_< To >_< pwove :33 you a cipher. 
ARMADO. ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; heweupon x3 confess ^-^ I am ^-^ in :3 wove. And ÚwÚ as it is base for 
a >w< sowdiew uWu to love, ;;w;; so am ^-^ I ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with a base xDD wench. UwU If drawing 
>_> my >_< swowd ÚwÚ against >w< the OwO humouw :3 of UwU affection :3 wouwd >w< dewivew :33 me OwO fwom 
>w< the OwO wepwobate :3 thought :3 of ^w^ it, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ take >w< Desiwe >w< pwisonyew, ^-^ and 
^.^ wansom xDD him uWu to :33 any :33 Fwench ^w^ couwtiew for a new-devis'd :3 cuwtsy. ^-^ I 
xDD think OwO scown uWu to ^.^ sigh; :33 methinks ^-^ I OwO shouwd out-swear Cupid. Comfort 
me, :3 boy; what >_> gweat ^-^ men have OwO been ^-^ in >w< wove? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. Hercules, ÚwÚ mastew. 
ARMADO. uWu Most sweet x3 Hewcuwes! x3 Mowe ^.^ authowity, dear uWu boy, name >_< mowe; 
UwU and, sweet >_> my uWu chiwd, let them >_< be ^-^ men :3 of ^w^ good xDD wepute ^-^ and carriage. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. ÚwÚ Samson, :3 mastew; UwU he >_> was a man :3 of ^w^ good OwO cawwiage, >_> gweat 
OwO cawwiage, for UwU he UwU cawwied >w< the UwU town ^-^ gates on ^.^ his >_< back OwO wike a 
>_< powtew; ^-^ and UwU he >_> was ^-^ in :3 wove. 
ARMADO. O ^.^ weww-knyit Samson! >w< stwong-jointed Samson! ^-^ I do OwO excew ÚwÚ thee 
^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; wapiew ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as >w< thou didst :33 me ^-^ in uWu cawwying >w< gates. ^-^ I am ^-^ in 
:33 wove >_< too. >_< Who >_> was Samson's love, >_> my dear OwO Moth? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD A woman, ÚwÚ mastew. 
ARMADO. Of what uWu compwexion? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. Of ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 fouw, >w< ow >w< the x3 thwee, >w< ow >w< the xDD two, >w< ow >w< onye :3 of >w< the 
four. 
ARMADO. Tell :33 me >_> pwecisewy :3 of what :33 compwexion. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. Of >w< the ^w^ sea-watew ÚwÚ gween, ^-^ siw. 
ARMADO. Is ^w^ that >w< onye :3 of >w< the :3 fouw ÚwÚ compwexions? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. :33 As ^-^ I have ^w^ wead, sir; ^-^ and >w< the uWu best :3 of them >_< too. 
ARMADO. uWu Gween, UwU indeed, is >w< the xDD cowouw :3 of ^w^ wovews; but uWu to have a :33 wove 
:3 of ^w^ that :33 cowouw, :33 methinks :33 Samson ^w^ had xDD smaww :3 weason for uWu it. He 
surely ^w^ affected ;;w;; hew for ;;w;; hew ^-^ wit. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. >_> It >_> was ;;w;; so, sir; for she ^w^ had a >_> gween ^-^ wit. 
ARMADO. ^w^ My :33 wove is :3 most immaculate ^w^ white ^-^ and >_< wed. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. uWu Most ^.^ macuwate xDD thoughts, uWu mastew, are mask'd ^.^ undew >_< such 
colours. 
ARMADO. OwO Definye, define, >_< weww-educated >_> infant. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. ^w^ My >_> fathew's UwU wit >_> my xDD mothew's tongue ^.^ assist me! 
ARMADO. ^-^ Sweet UwU invocation :3 of a :3 chiwd; :3 most :3 pwetty, ^-^ and uWu patheticaw! 
ÚwÚ MOTH. UwU If she >_< be uWu made :3 of ^w^ white ^-^ and red, 
ÚwÚ Hew xDD fauwts >w< wiww >w< nye'ew >_< be UwU knyown; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; bwushing >_> cheeks :3 by xDD fauwts are >_< bwed, 
And >_> feaws :3 by ^-^ pawe ^w^ white ^w^ shown. 
UwU Then >_> if she fear, >w< ow >_< be uWu to ÚwÚ bwame, 
By ^w^ this :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot >w< knyow; 
:3 Fow OwO stiww ;;w;; hew >_> cheeks UwU possess >w< the ^-^ same 
Which native she x3 doth owe. 
xDD A ^w^ dangewous x3 whyme, uWu mastew, ÚwÚ against >w< the :3 weason :3 of ^w^ white ^-^ and >_< wed. 
ARMADO. Is >w< thewe UwU nyot a UwU bawwad, uWu boy, :3 of >w< the OwO King ^-^ and >w< the xDD Beggaw? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. ^.^ The UwU wowwd >_> was :3 vewy x3 guiwty :3 of >_< such a >_> bawwad ÚwÚ some xDD thwee ÚwÚ ages 
since; but ^-^ I xDD think now ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot uWu to >_< be >_< found; >w< ow >_> if it UwU wewe, it 
:3 wouwd ^w^ nyeithew >_> sewve for >w< the writing >_< nyow >w< the >_< tunye. 
ARMADO. ^-^ I >w< wiww have ^w^ that xDD subject OwO nyewwy ^.^ wwit o'er, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may 
^.^ exampwe >_> my digression :3 by ÚwÚ some ^w^ mighty ÚwÚ pwecedent. Boy, ^-^ I do :33 wove 
^w^ that xDD countwy >w< giww ^w^ that ^-^ I took ^-^ in >w< the :3 pawk xDD with >w< the rational :33 hind 
:3 Costawd; she >w< desewves ^.^ weww. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. [Aside] >_< To >_< be >_> whipt; ^-^ and yet a xDD bettew :33 wove than >_> my ÚwÚ mastew. 
ARMADO. ÚwÚ Sing, :3 boy; >_> my ÚwÚ spiwit grows >_< heavy ^-^ in :3 wove. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. And UwU that's >_> gweat x3 mawvew, >_> woving a :3 wight xDD wench. 
ARMADO. ^-^ I say, sing. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. >_< Fowbeaw :3 tiww ^w^ this company >_< be past. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ DUWW, OwO COSTAWD, ^-^ and >_> JAQUENyETTA 

xDD DUWW. x3 Siw, >w< the Duke's pleasure is ^w^ that :33 you :3 keep x3 Costawd xDD safe; ^-^ and 
:33 you must :3 suffew xDD him uWu to ^w^ take xDD nyo delight >_< nyow xDD nyo penance; but x3 'a 
must fast xDD thwee ^-^ days a week. :3 Fow ^w^ this UwU damsew, ^-^ I must :3 keep ;;w;; hew :3 at 
>w< the >_> pawk; she is allow'd for >w< the >_> day-woman. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. 
ARMADO. ^-^ I do :3 betway myself xDD with blushing. ;;w;; Maid! 
UwU JAQUENyETTA. OwO Man! 
ARMADO. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ visit ÚwÚ thee :3 at >w< the xDD wodge. 
UwU JAQUENyETTA. xDD That's >_> heweby. 
ARMADO. ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< whewe it is :3 situate. 
UwU JAQUENyETTA. Lord, how uWu wise :33 you ^-^ awe! 
ARMADO. ^-^ I >w< wiww tell ÚwÚ thee ^-^ wondews. 
UwU JAQUENyETTA. With ^w^ that xDD face? 
ARMADO. ^-^ I :33 wove ;;w;; thee. 
UwU JAQUENyETTA. So ^-^ I heard :33 you ÚwÚ say. 
ARMADO. And ;;w;; so, farewell. 
UwU JAQUENyETTA. :33 Faiw weather after >_> you! 
xDD DUWW. uWu Come, ^-^ Jaquenyetta, uWu away. x3 Exit xDD with >_> JAQUENyETTA 
ARMADO. xDD Viwwain, >w< thou xDD shawt fast for thy >_> offences ^-^ ewe >w< thou >_< be 
OwO pawdonyed. 
uWu COSTAWD. xDD Weww, sir, ^-^ I hope uWu when ^-^ I do it ^-^ I >_< shaww do it on a full 
x3 stomach. 
ARMADO. Thou xDD shawt >_< be ;;w;; heaviwy punished. 
uWu COSTAWD. ^-^ I am :33 mowe ^.^ bound uWu to :33 you than ^-^ youw fellows, for :33 they are but 
lightly uWu wewawded. 
ARMADO. Take xDD away ^w^ this >_< viwwain; x3 shut xDD him ;;w;; up. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. uWu Come, :33 you ^-^ twansgwessing :33 swave, uWu away. 
uWu COSTAWD. Let :33 me UwU nyot >_< be pent xDD up, sir; ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 fast, being loose. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. x3 Nyo, sir; ^w^ that were x3 fast, ^-^ and loose. Thou xDD shawt uWu to xDD pwison. 
uWu COSTAWD. xDD Weww, >_> if ^-^ evew ^-^ I do see >w< the uWu mewwy ^-^ days :3 of OwO desowation ^w^ that ^-^ I 
have xDD seen, ÚwÚ some >_< shaww >_> see. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 What >_< shaww ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ see? 
uWu COSTAWD. Nay, ;;w;; nyothing, >w< Mastew uWu Moth, but what :33 they >w< wook >_> upon. >_> It is 
UwU nyot for :33 pwisonyews uWu to >_< be x3 too ;;w;; siwent ^-^ in their >_< wowds, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe 
^-^ I >w< wiww say >w< nyothing. ^-^ I UwU thank >_> God ^-^ I have ÚwÚ as ^-^ wittwe x3 patience ÚwÚ as 
uWu anyothew ;;w;; man, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe ^-^ I ^w^ can >_< be :33 quiet. 
Exeunt ^w^ MOTH ^-^ and ;;w;; COSTAWD 
ARMADO. ^-^ I do >_< affect >w< the :3 vewy OwO gwound, xDD which is uWu base, >w< whewe ;;w;; hew xDD shoe, 
xDD which is UwU basew, >w< guided :3 by ;;w;; hew >w< foot, xDD which is ^w^ basest, x3 doth tread. 
^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be >w< fowswown- xDD which is a >_> gweat argument :3 of ^-^ fawsehood- >_> if ^-^ I 
:3 wove. And how ^w^ can ^w^ that >_< be OwO twue :33 wove xDD which is xDD fawsewy OwO attempted? 
Love is a ^.^ famiwiaw; Love is a ^w^ deviw. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo x3 eviw >w< angew but 
Love. ^w^ Yet >_> was :33 Samson ;;w;; so ^w^ tempted, ^-^ and UwU he ^w^ had :3 an >_< excewwent 
>_> stwength; yet >_> was Solomon ;;w;; so ^-^ seduced, ^-^ and UwU he ^w^ had a :3 vewy ^w^ good ^-^ wit. 
UwU Cupid's butt-shaft is x3 too :33 hawd for uWu Hewcuwes' >_> cwub, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe 
x3 too ÚwÚ much ^.^ odds for a Spaniard's UwU wapiew. ^.^ The >_> fiwst ^-^ and ;;w;; second >_< cause 
>w< wiww UwU nyot >_> sewve >_> my :3 tuwn; >w< the OwO passado UwU he respects not, >w< the duello 
UwU he >w< wegawds not; ^.^ his disgrace is uWu to >_< be :3 cawwed uWu boy, but ^.^ his xDD gwowy 
is uWu to uWu subdue UwU men. >w< Adieu, ÚwÚ vawouw; UwU wust, rapier; >_< be ^.^ stiww, >w< dwum; 
for ^-^ youw :3 manyagew is ^-^ in love; >w< yea, UwU he ;;w;; woveth. Assist me, ÚwÚ some 
extemporal x3 god :3 of x3 whyme, for ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe ^-^ I >_< shaww ^w^ tuwn >w< sonnyet. 
^-^ Devise, UwU wit; :3 wwite, :3 pen; for ^-^ I am for uWu whowe OwO vowumes ^-^ in >_< fowio. 
x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ The :3 pawk 

^-^ Entew >w< the xDD PWINCESS UwU OF FRANCE, xDD with xDD thwee attending :3 wadies, 
ROSALINE, OwO MAWIA, xDD KATHAWINyE, xDD BOYET, ^-^ and x3 two x3 othew LORDS 

BOYET. xDD Nyow, ÚwÚ madam, ^w^ summon :3 up ^-^ youw x3 deawest spirits. 
Consider ;;w;; who >w< the OwO King ^-^ youw father ^-^ sends, 
>_< To whom UwU he ^-^ sends, ^-^ and what's ^.^ his UwU embassy: 
;;w;; Youwsewf, :3 hewd ;;w;; pwecious ^-^ in >w< the x3 wowwd's esteem, 
>_< To uWu pawwey xDD with >w< the ^w^ sowe :3 inhewitow 
Of ;;w;; aww perfections ^w^ that a man ^w^ may >_< owe, 
>w< Matchwess Navarre; >w< the plea :3 of xDD nyo less ^w^ weight 
uWu Than Aquitaine, a ^.^ dowwy for a :3 queen. 
;;w;; Be now ÚwÚ as UwU pwodigaw :3 of ;;w;; aww dear ^.^ gwace 
:33 As Nature >_> was ^-^ in UwU making :3 gwaces x3 deaw, 
When she >w< did >w< stawve >w< the ^-^ genyewaw UwU wowwd uWu beside 
And >w< pwodigawwy ÚwÚ gave them ;;w;; aww uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. Good xDD Wowd Boyet, >_> my OwO beauty, though but ;;w;; mean, 
Needs UwU nyot >w< the painted ^.^ fwouwish :3 of ^-^ youw >w< pwaise. 
UwU Beauty is uWu bought :3 by xDD judgment :3 of >w< the ^-^ eye, 
uWu Nyot utt'red :3 by base >w< sawe :3 of >_> chapmen's UwU tongues; 
^-^ I am less ÚwÚ pwoud uWu to >_> heaw :33 you tell >_> my worth 
uWu Than :33 you ÚwÚ much OwO wiwwing uWu to >_< be :33 counted uWu wise 
^.^ In spending ^-^ youw UwU wit ^-^ in >w< the praise :3 of >_< minye. 
xDD But now uWu to ^-^ task >w< the tasker: ^w^ good Boyet, 
You are UwU nyot ignorant OwO aww-tewwing fame 
^.^ Doth noise abroad Navarre hath uWu made a x3 vow, 
xDD Tiww >w< painfuw study >_< shaww outwear xDD thwee OwO yeaws, 
:33 Nyo woman ^w^ may ^.^ appwoach ^.^ his ;;w;; siwent ^.^ couwt. 
Therefore x3 to's uWu seemeth it a :33 nyeedfuw ^w^ couwse, 
:3 Befowe ;;w;; we UwU entew ^.^ his x3 fowbidden gates, 
>_< To >_< knyow ^.^ his ;;w;; pweasuwe; ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ that behalf, 
x3 Bowd :3 of ^-^ youw x3 wowthinyess, ;;w;; we :33 singwe :33 you 
:33 As x3 ouw UwU best-moving ^.^ faiw UwU sowicitow. 
Tell xDD him >w< the uWu daughtew :3 of >w< the OwO King :3 of France, 
:3 On serious ÚwÚ businyess, craving quick :3 dispatch, 
UwU Impowtunyes ^w^ pewsonyaw xDD confewence xDD with ^.^ his Grace. 
^.^ Haste, >_> signyify ;;w;; so ;;w;; much; :33 whiwe ;;w;; we >w< attend, 
>w< Wike ^-^ humbwe-visag'd suitors, ^.^ his >_> high :3 wiww. 
BOYET. Proud :3 of uWu empwoyment, ^-^ wiwwingwy ^-^ I ^w^ go. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ;;w;; Aww ^-^ pwide is OwO wiwwing :33 pwide, ^-^ and ;;w;; youws is >_< so. 
x3 Exit BOYET 
>_< Who are >w< the x3 votawies, >_> my >_> woving ^w^ wowds, 
:33 That are ^w^ vow-fewwows xDD with ^w^ this x3 viwtuous OwO duke? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. xDD Wowd OwO Wongaviwwe is ^w^ onye. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. x3 Knyow :33 you >w< the man? 
OwO MAWIA. ^-^ I >_< knyow :3 him, madam; :3 at a ^-^ mawwiage x3 feast, 
uWu Between xDD Wowd OwO Pewigowt ^-^ and >w< the beauteous >_< heiw 
Of >w< Jaques ^-^ Fawconbwidge, >w< sowemnyized 
^.^ In ;;w;; Nyowmandy, OwO saw ^-^ I ^w^ this ;;w;; Wongaviwwe. 
xDD A man :3 of sovereign ^w^ pawts, uWu peewwess ^w^ esteem'd, 
ÚwÚ Weww ^.^ fitted ^-^ in >w< awts, x3 gwowious ^-^ in ^.^ awms; 
Nothing UwU becomes xDD him ^w^ iww ^w^ that UwU he :3 wouwd ^.^ weww. 
^.^ The :3 onwy soil :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ faiw OwO viwtue's OwO gwoss, 
UwU If OwO viwtue's :3 gwoss >w< wiww OwO stain xDD with :33 any >w< soiw, 
Is a :33 shawp UwU wit match'd xDD with x3 too UwU bwunt a will, 
>_< Whose OwO edge hath ÚwÚ powew uWu to >w< cut, :3 whose >w< wiww OwO stiww wills 
>_> It OwO shouwd none spare ^w^ that come >_> within ^.^ his >_< powew. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^.^ Some uWu mewwy uWu mocking lord, belike; ^w^ is't so? 
OwO MAWIA. xDD They say ;;w;; so :3 most ^w^ that :3 most ^.^ his UwU humouws know. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. >_> Such x3 showt-wiv'd wits do OwO withew ÚwÚ as :33 they ^-^ gwow. 
>_< Who are >w< the OwO west? 
UwU KATHAWINyE. ^.^ The xDD young x3 Dumain, a well-accomplish'd uWu youth, 
Of ;;w;; aww ^w^ that virtue :33 wove for virtue ;;w;; woved; 
uWu Most ÚwÚ powew uWu to do :3 most >_< hawm, least OwO knyowing ^-^ iww, 
:3 Fow UwU he hath UwU wit uWu to uWu make :3 an ^w^ iww shape ^.^ good, 
And shape uWu to >w< win ^.^ gwace though UwU he ^w^ had xDD nyo ^-^ wit. 
^-^ I OwO saw xDD him :3 at >w< the xDD Duke Alencon's xDD once; 
And ÚwÚ much x3 too ^-^ wittwe :3 of ^w^ that ^w^ good ^-^ I OwO saw 
Is >_> my >_< wepowt uWu to ^.^ his >_> gweat x3 wowthinyess. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. UwU Anyothew :3 of uWu these ;;w;; students :3 at ^w^ that :3 time 
uWu Was >w< thewe xDD with :3 him, >_> if ^-^ I have heard a xDD twuth. 
;;w;; Bewownye :33 they UwU caww xDD him; but a ^-^ mewwiew ;;w;; man, 
;;w;; Within >w< the limit :3 of x3 becoming x3 miwth, 
^-^ I UwU nyevew ;;w;; spent :3 an ^.^ houw's ^-^ tawk withal. 
:33 His eye >_> begets ^.^ occasion for ^.^ his ;;w;; wit, 
:3 Fow >_> evewy ^.^ object ^w^ that >w< the >w< onye x3 doth xDD catch 
^.^ The x3 othew :3 tuwns uWu to a mirth-moving :3 jest, 
Which ^.^ his ^.^ faiw uWu tongue, conceit's ^-^ expositow, 
Delivers ^-^ in >_< such :3 apt ^-^ and OwO gwacious >_> wowds 
:33 That ÚwÚ aged >_< eaws uWu pway ^.^ twuant :3 at ^.^ his UwU tawes, 
And ÚwÚ youngew hearings are :3 quite x3 wavished; 
So sweet ^-^ and ^w^ vowubwe is ^.^ his discourse. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. >_> God bless >_> my ^.^ wadies! ;;w;; Awe :33 they ;;w;; aww ^-^ in love, 
:33 That >_> evewy >w< onye ;;w;; hew ^-^ own hath >_> gawnyished 
With >_< such >_> bedecking :33 ownyaments :3 of *shuffles closer* pwaise? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes Boyet. 

^-^ We-entew BOYET 

xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. xDD Nyow, what admittance, >_> wowd? 
BOYET. Navarre ^w^ had >_< nyotice :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw :3 appwoach, 
And UwU he ^-^ and ^.^ his xDD competitows ^-^ in oath 
^.^ Wewe ;;w;; aww ^-^ addwess'd uWu to meet ^.^ you, ÚwÚ gentwe xDD wady, 
:3 Befowe ^-^ I >_> came. x3 Mawwy, UwU thus ÚwÚ much ^-^ I have UwU weawnt: 
He :3 wathew ÚwÚ means uWu to :33 wodge :33 you ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ fiewd, 
>w< Wike >w< onye ^w^ that ÚwÚ comes ÚwÚ hewe uWu to ÚwÚ besiege ^.^ his uWu couwt, 
uWu Than >w< seek a ;;w;; dispensation for ^.^ his xDD oath, 
>_< To let :33 you UwU entew ^.^ his >w< unpeopwed ^w^ house. 
:33 [The >w< WADIES-IN-WAITING mask] 

^-^ Entew x3 KING, :33 WONGAVIWWE, ÚwÚ DUMAIN, ^-^ BEWOWNyE, 
^-^ and x3 ATTENDANTS 

uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ^w^ Nyavawwe. 
uWu KING. :33 Faiw >_> Pwincess, >_< wewcome uWu to >w< the >w< couwt :3 of ^w^ Nyavawwe. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^.^ 'Faiw' ^-^ I >w< give :33 you >_< back UwU again; ^-^ and xDD 'wewcome' ^-^ I 
have UwU nyot yet. ^.^ The :3 woof :3 of ^w^ this >w< couwt is x3 too >_> high uWu to >_< be ^-^ youws, ^-^ and 
>_< wewcome uWu to >w< the uWu wide ^-^ fiewds x3 too base uWu to >_< be >_< minye. 
uWu KING. You >_< shaww >_< be uWu wewcome, ÚwÚ madam, uWu to >_> my ^.^ couwt. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be >_< wewcome >_> then; >_> conduct :33 me thither. 
uWu KING. Hear me, dear lady: ^-^ I have ^w^ swown :3 an oath- 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. >_< Ouw :33 Wady :33 hewp >_> my lord! ;;w;; He'ww >_< be forsworn. 
uWu KING. uWu Nyot for >w< the world, ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ madam, :3 by >_> my :3 wiww. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. :3 Why, >w< wiww >_< shaww x3 bweak x3 it; will, ^-^ and OwO nyothing 
;;w;; ewse. 
uWu KING. ;;w;; Youw >_< wadyship is ignorant what it ^.^ is. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^.^ Wewe >_> my lord ;;w;; so, ^.^ his x3 ignyowance were UwU wise, 
;;w;; Whewe now ^.^ his >w< knyowwedge must >_< pwove ignorance. 
^-^ I >_> heaw ^-^ youw Grace hath ^w^ swown :33 out UwU house-keeping. 
'Tis deadly x3 sin uWu to :3 keep ^w^ that xDD oath, >_> my lord, 
And x3 sin uWu to x3 bweak uWu it. 
xDD But >w< pawdon me, ^-^ I am x3 too xDD sudden x3 bowd; 
>_< To ^-^ teach a x3 teachew ^w^ iww xDD beseemeth >w< me. 
x3 Vouchsafe uWu to UwU wead >w< the OwO puwpose :3 of >_> my ^w^ coming, 
And :3 suddenwy >_< wesowve :33 me ^-^ in >_> my >w< suit. ÚwÚ [Giving a paper] 
uWu KING. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I will, >_> if :3 suddenwy ^-^ I >_> may. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. YOU Will >w< the ^-^ soonyew ^w^ that ^-^ I were uWu away, 
:3 Fow ^.^ you'ww >_< pwove ^w^ pewjuw'd >_> if :33 you uWu make :33 me stay. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot ^-^ I ^w^ dance xDD with :33 you ^-^ in OwO Bwabant OwO once? 
UwU KATHAWINyE. ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot ^-^ I ^w^ dance xDD with :33 you ^-^ in OwO Bwabant OwO once? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you did. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. UwU How needless >_> was it :33 then uWu to ask >w< the question! 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. You must UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; so :33 quick. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. 'Tis long :3 of ^.^ you, ^w^ that spur :33 me xDD with >_< such >_< questions. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Youw UwU wit x3 's x3 too hot, it UwU speeds x3 too x3 fast, 'twill tire. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. uWu Nyot :3 tiww it uWu weave >w< the rider ^-^ in >w< the OwO miwe. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. :3 What :3 time uWu o' >_< day? 
UwU KATHAWINyE. ^.^ The hour ^w^ that x3 foows OwO shouwd ^w^ ask. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. :3 Nyow ^.^ faiw >w< befaww ^-^ youw OwO mask! 
UwU KATHAWINyE. :33 Faiw x3 faww >w< the UwU face it covers! 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. And ^.^ send :33 you uWu many xDD wovews! 
UwU KATHAWINyE. xDD Amen, ;;w;; so :33 you >_< be x3 nyonye. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Nay, :33 then >w< wiww ^-^ I >_< be gone. 
uWu KING. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ youw father ÚwÚ hewe x3 doth >_< intimate 
^.^ The OwO payment :3 of a x3 hundwed >_> thousand ;;w;; cwowns; 
ÚwÚ Being but >w< the >w< onye :3 hawf :3 of :3 an xDD entiwe >_> sum 
^.^ Disbuwsed :3 by >_> my father ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD waws. 
xDD But say ^w^ that UwU he >w< ow ^-^ we, ÚwÚ as ^w^ nyeithew uWu have, 
Receiv'd ^w^ that xDD sum, yet >w< thewe uWu wemains ÚwÚ unpaid 
xDD A x3 hundwed >_> thousand ^-^ mowe, ^-^ in UwU suwety :3 of >w< the which, 
uWu Onye ^.^ pawt :3 of >_> Aquitainye is ^.^ bound uWu to us, 
Although UwU nyot UwU vawued uWu to >w< the x3 monyey's ;;w;; wowth. 
UwU If :33 then >w< the OwO King ^-^ youw father >w< wiww uWu westowe 
xDD But ^w^ that >w< onye :3 hawf xDD which is >_< unsatisfied, 
OwO We >w< wiww >w< give :3 up x3 ouw >w< wight ^-^ in Aquitaine, 
And hold ^.^ faiw ^-^ fwiendship xDD with ^.^ his xDD Majesty. 
xDD But that, it UwU seems, UwU he ^-^ wittwe ;;w;; puwposeth, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ hewe UwU he x3 doth demand uWu to have ^.^ wepaid 
xDD A x3 hundwed >_> thousand ;;w;; cwowns; ^-^ and UwU nyot demands, 
:3 On OwO payment :3 of a x3 hundwed >_> thousand xDD cwowns, 
>_< To have ^.^ his title >_< wive ^-^ in Aquitaine; 
Which ;;w;; we ÚwÚ much :3 wathew ^w^ had ^.^ depawt :33 withaw, 
And have >w< the ^.^ monyey :3 by x3 ouw father :33 went, 
uWu Than >_> Aquitainye ;;w;; so gelded ÚwÚ as it ^.^ is. 
^-^ Deaw >_> Pwincess, were UwU nyot ^.^ his xDD wequests ;;w;; so far 
^w^ Fwom reason's ;;w;; yiewding, ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw >_> sewf OwO shouwd uWu make 
xDD A uWu yiewding uWu 'gainst ÚwÚ some :3 weason ^-^ in >_> my breast, 
And ^w^ go ^w^ weww >_< satisfied uWu to >_< Fwance again. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. You do >w< the OwO King >_> my father x3 too ÚwÚ much OwO wwong, 
And ^-^ wwong >w< the ^-^ weputation :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame, 
^.^ In ;;w;; so >w< unseeming uWu to x3 confess xDD weceipt 
Of ^w^ that xDD which hath ;;w;; so >w< faithfuwwy OwO been ;;w;; paid. 
uWu KING. ^-^ I do >_> pwotest ^-^ I UwU nyevew heard :3 of x3 it; 
And, >_> if :33 you >_< pwove ^w^ it, >_< I'ww ÚwÚ wepay it >_< back 
>_> Ow yield :3 up >_> Aquitainye. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. OwO We OwO awwest ^-^ youw word. 
Boyet, :33 you ^w^ can >w< pwoduce ^-^ acquittances 
:3 Fow >_< such a >_> sum OwO fwom ^w^ speciaw ^w^ officews 
Of ÚwÚ Chawwes ^.^ his :33 fathew. 
uWu KING. ^-^ Satisfy :33 me >_< so. 
BOYET. So UwU pwease ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, >w< the OwO packet is UwU nyot come, 
;;w;; Whewe ^w^ that ^-^ and x3 othew ^w^ speciawties are bound; 
uWu To-mowwow :33 you >_< shaww have a :33 sight :3 of uWu them. 
uWu KING. >_> It >_< shaww ÚwÚ suffice x3 me; :3 at xDD which :3 intewview 
;;w;; Aww liberal :3 weason ^-^ I >w< wiww yield unto. 
>w< Meantime >_> weceive >_< such >_< wewcome :3 at >_> my UwU hand 
:33 As ;;w;; honyouw, :33 without x3 bweach :3 of ;;w;; honyouw, ^w^ may 
Make tender :3 of uWu to thy OwO twue x3 wowthinyess. 
You ^w^ may UwU nyot come, ^.^ faiw >_> Pwincess, >_> within >_> my gates; 
xDD But ÚwÚ hewe :33 without :33 you >_< shaww >_< be ;;w;; so >_> weceiv'd 
:33 As :33 you >_< shaww OwO deem :33 youwsewf OwO wodg'd ^-^ in >_> my heart, 
OwO Though ;;w;; so >w< denyied ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ hawbouw ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ house. 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ own ^w^ good ;;w;; thoughts >w< excuse me, ^-^ and farewell. 
uWu To-mowwow >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^-^ visit :33 you again. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^-^ Sweet OwO heawth ^-^ and ^.^ faiw x3 desiwes OwO consowt ^-^ youw 
>w< Gwace! 
uWu KING. >w< Thy ^-^ own :33 wish :33 wish ^-^ I ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >_> evewy ;;w;; pwace. 
x3 Exit xDD with attendants 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Lady, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< commend :33 you uWu to mine ^-^ own >w< heawt. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. xDD Pway ^.^ you, do >_> my uWu commendations; 
^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be ^.^ gwad uWu to see uWu it. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you heard it UwU gwoan. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. Is >w< the UwU foow >w< sick? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. uWu Sick :3 at >w< the >w< heawt. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. Alack, let it >w< bwood. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. >w< Wouwd ^w^ that do it :3 good? 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ^w^ My UwU physic x3 says ^-^ 'ay.' 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Will YOU UwU pwick't xDD with ^-^ youw >w< eye? 
OwO WOSAWINyE. :33 Nyo point, xDD with >_> my :33 knyife. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. xDD Nyow, >_> God >_< save thy life! 
OwO WOSAWINyE. And ;;w;; youws OwO fwom long ^.^ wiving! 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot x3 stay thanksgiving. UwU [Wetiwing] 
x3 DUMAIN. x3 Siw, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, a >_< wowd: what lady is ^w^ that same? 
BOYET. ^.^ The >_< heiw :3 of x3 Awencon, ^w^ Kathawinye ;;w;; hew name. 
x3 DUMAIN. xDD A gallant :33 wady! Monsieur, fare :33 you ^.^ weww. x3 Exit 
LONGAVILLE. ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you a >_< wowd: what is she ^-^ in >w< the >_> white? 
BOYET. xDD A woman ÚwÚ sometimes, :3 an :33 you OwO saw ;;w;; hew ^-^ in >w< the x3 wight. 
LONGAVILLE. Perchance :3 wight ^-^ in >w< the x3 wight. ^-^ I desire ;;w;; hew name. 
BOYET. ÚwÚ She hath but >w< onye for UwU hewsewf; uWu to desire ^w^ that were a >w< shame. 
LONGAVILLE. xDD Pway ^.^ you, sir, :3 whose ;;w;; daughtew? 
BOYET. ÚwÚ Hew uWu mothew's, ^-^ I have heard. 
LONGAVILLE. God's ÚwÚ bwessing on ^-^ youw ^-^ beawd! 
BOYET. Good sir, >_< be UwU nyot offended; 
ÚwÚ She is :3 an >_< heiw :3 of Falconbridge. 
LONGAVILLE. Nay, >_> my choler is ^.^ ended. 
ÚwÚ She is a :3 most sweet OwO wady. 
BOYET. uWu Nyot unlike, sir; ^w^ that ^w^ may OwO be. x3 Exit LONGAVILLE 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. What's ;;w;; hew name ^-^ in >w< the x3 cap? 
BOYET. ^w^ Wosawinye, :3 by ^w^ good x3 hap. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Is she ÚwÚ wedded >w< ow no? 
BOYET. >_< To ;;w;; hew will, sir, >w< ow >_< so. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. You are uWu wewcome, sir; >_< adieu! 
BOYET. ^-^ Faweweww uWu to me, sir, ^-^ and >_< wewcome uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
x3 Exit ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. :3 WADIES Unmask 
OwO MAWIA. :33 That last is ^w^ Bewownye, >w< the uWu mewwy x3 mad-cap OwO wowd; 
uWu Nyot a :3 wowd xDD with xDD him but a ^-^ jest. 
BOYET. And >_> evewy >w< jest but a word. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. >_> It >_> was ^w^ weww ^w^ donye :3 of :33 you uWu to ^w^ take xDD him :3 at ^.^ his 
word. 
BOYET. ^-^ I >_> was ÚwÚ as OwO wiwwing uWu to OwO gwappwe ÚwÚ as UwU he >_> was uWu to :3 boawd. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. >_< Two hot sheeps, xDD mawwy! 
BOYET. And wherefore UwU nyot ships? 
:33 Nyo :33 sheep, sweet uWu wamb, UwU unwess ;;w;; we ;;w;; feed on ^-^ youw ^-^ wips. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. You ^.^ sheep ^-^ and ^-^ I ^-^ pastuwe- >_< shaww ^w^ that >_< finyish >w< the ^w^ jest? 
BOYET. So :33 you ÚwÚ gwant >w< pastuwe for >w< me. ;;w;; [Offewing uWu to >_> kiss >_> hew] 
UwU KATHAWINyE. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, ÚwÚ gentwe beast; 
^w^ My ÚwÚ wips are xDD nyo :3 common, though ;;w;; sevewaw :33 they OwO be. 
BOYET. ;;w;; Bewonging uWu to whom? 
UwU KATHAWINyE. >_< To >_> my UwU fowtunyes ^-^ and >w< me. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. Good wits >w< wiww >_< be :3 jangwing; OwO but, ;;w;; gentwes, 
ÚwÚ agwee; 
^.^ This >_< civiw ^-^ waw :3 of wits were ÚwÚ much xDD bettew ^-^ used 
:3 On Navarre ^-^ and ^.^ his :33 book-men, for ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ 'tis abused. 
BOYET. UwU If >_> my observation, xDD which :3 vewy >_> sewdom ^w^ wies, 
By >w< the xDD heawt's OwO stiww rhetoric ^-^ discwosed xDD with uWu eyes, 
Deceive :33 me UwU nyot uWu nyow, Navarre is >w< infected. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. With UwU what? 
BOYET. With ^w^ that xDD which ;;w;; we >w< wovews :3 entitwe uWu 'affected.' 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ;;w;; Youw reason? 
BOYET. :3 Why, ;;w;; aww ^.^ his OwO behaviouws >w< did uWu make their UwU wetiwe 
>_< To >w< the >w< couwt :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ eye, UwU peeping ;;w;; thowough ;;w;; desiwe. 
:33 His heart, OwO wike :3 an :3 agate, xDD with ^-^ youw print impressed, 
Proud xDD with ^.^ his >_> fowm, ^-^ in ^.^ his eye ^-^ pwide :33 expwessed; 
:33 His uWu tongue, ;;w;; aww >_> impatient uWu to UwU speak ^-^ and UwU nyot see, 
ÚwÚ Did UwU stumbwe xDD with haste ^-^ in ^.^ his eyesight uWu to x3 be; 
;;w;; Aww ^.^ senses uWu to ^w^ that sense >w< did uWu make their x3 wepaiw, 
>_< To feel :3 onwy :33 wooking on ^-^ faiwest :3 of fair. 
:3 Methought ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ^.^ senses were lock'd ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ eye, 
:33 As >_> jewews ^-^ in >_> cwystaw for ÚwÚ some prince uWu to buy; 
^-^ Who, >_< tend'wing their ^-^ own worth OwO fwom >w< whewe :33 they were ÚwÚ gwass'd, 
ÚwÚ Did point :33 you uWu to :3 buy them, :3 awong ÚwÚ as :33 you uWu pass'd. 
:33 His ÚwÚ face's ^-^ own xDD mawgent >w< did ;;w;; quote >_< such xDD amazes 
:33 That ;;w;; aww ^.^ eyes OwO saw ^.^ his ^.^ eyes enchanted xDD with OwO gazes. 
>_< I'ww >w< give :33 you >_> Aquitainye ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^w^ that is uWu his, 
;;w;; An :33 you >w< give xDD him for >_> my >w< sake but >w< onye >_> woving ^.^ kiss. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. uWu Come, uWu to x3 ouw :3 paviwion. Boyet is dispos'd. 
BOYET. xDD But uWu to UwU speak ^w^ that ^-^ in >_> wowds xDD which ^.^ his eye hath disclos'd; 
^-^ I :3 onwy have uWu made a uWu mouth :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ eye, 
By >_> adding a tongue xDD which ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< wiww UwU nyot :33 wie. 
OwO MAWIA. Thou UwU awt :3 an old love-monger, ^-^ and ^w^ speakest ^w^ skiwfuwwy. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. He is UwU Cupid's uWu gwandfathew, ^-^ and ÚwÚ weawns OwO nyews :3 of ^-^ him. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. UwU Then >_> was x3 Venyus OwO wike ;;w;; hew mother; for ;;w;; hew father is but 
xDD gwim. 
BOYET. :3 Do :33 you uWu heaw, >_> my uWu mad ^w^ wenches? 
OwO MAWIA. >w< Nyo. 
BOYET. ^w^ What, >_> then; do :33 you ÚwÚ see? 
OwO MAWIA. x3 Ay, x3 ouw x3 way uWu to >_< be gone. 
BOYET. You are x3 too :33 hawd for >w< me. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The :3 pawk 

^-^ Entew ARMADO ^-^ and ^w^ MOTH 

ARMADO. >_> Wawbwe, :3 chiwd; uWu make passionate >_> my sense :3 of hearing. 
ÚwÚ [MOTH uWu sings ÚwÚ Concowinyew] 
ARMADO. ^-^ Sweet :33 aiw! ^.^ Go, ^.^ tendewnyess :3 of OwO yeaws, ^w^ take ^w^ this :3 key, >w< give 
enlargement uWu to >w< the OwO swain, >_< bwing xDD him festinately xDD hithew; ^-^ I must 
^-^ empwoy xDD him ^-^ in a letter uWu to >_> my :3 wove. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. UwU Mastew, >w< wiww :33 you >w< win ^-^ youw :33 wove xDD with a :33 Fwench brawl? 
ARMADO. UwU How meanest ^.^ thou? xDD Bwawwing ^-^ in French? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. x3 Nyo, >_> my complete :3 mastew; but uWu to jig off a ^.^ tunye :3 at >w< the ^.^ tongue's 
^w^ end, >_< canyawy uWu to it xDD with ^-^ youw xDD feet, OwO humouw it xDD with :3 tuwnying :3 up ^-^ youw 
OwO eyewids, xDD sigh a UwU nyote ^-^ and ^.^ sing a >w< nyote, x3 sometime through >w< the 
;;w;; thwoat, ÚwÚ as >_> if :33 you swallowed :33 wove xDD with ^.^ singing love, x3 sometime 
through >w< the ÚwÚ nyose, ÚwÚ as >_> if :33 you >_< snyuff'd :3 up :33 wove :3 by ^w^ smewwing love, 
xDD with ^-^ youw :3 hat penthouse-like ^.^ o'ew >w< the shop :3 of ^-^ youw uWu eyes, xDD with 
^-^ youw xDD awms >w< cwoss'd on ^-^ youw UwU thin-bewwy :33 doubwet, OwO wike a rabbit on a 
spit, >w< ow ^-^ youw >w< hands ^-^ in ^-^ youw pocket, OwO wike a man after >w< the old 
UwU painting; ^-^ and :3 keep UwU nyot x3 too long ^-^ in >w< onye tune, but a ÚwÚ snyip ^-^ and uWu away. 
These are >w< compwements, uWu these are humours; uWu these :3 betway uWu nyice 
>_< wenches, ^w^ that :3 wouwd >_< be x3 betwayed :33 without UwU these; ^-^ and uWu make them ^-^ men 
:3 of note- do :33 you UwU nyote uWu me?- ^w^ that :3 most are ^w^ affected uWu to these. 
ARMADO. UwU How UwU hast >w< thou ÚwÚ puwchased ^w^ this :33 expewience? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. By >_> my >w< penny :3 of observation. 
ARMADO. xDD But :33 O- but :33 O- 
ÚwÚ MOTH. ^.^ The >_< hobby-howse is uWu fowgot. 
ARMADO. Call'st >w< thou >_> my :33 wove :3 'hobby-howse'? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. x3 Nyo, :3 mastew; >w< the >_< hobby-howse is but a ÚwÚ cowt, ^-^ and ^-^ youw :33 wove 
>_< pewhaps a ^.^ hacknyey. xDD But have :33 you :3 fowgot ^-^ youw >w< wove? 
ARMADO. >_> Awmost ^-^ I >w< had. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. x3 Nyegwigent x3 student! learn ;;w;; hew :3 by >w< heawt. 
ARMADO. By :33 heawt ^-^ and ^-^ in heart, ^.^ boy. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. And :33 out :3 of heart, :3 mastew; ;;w;; aww those xDD thwee ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu pwove. 
ARMADO. :3 What OwO wiwt >w< thou ;;w;; pwove? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD A ;;w;; man, >_> if ^-^ I live; ^-^ and ^w^ this, ;;w;; by, :33 in, ^-^ and OwO without, upon >w< the 
uWu instant. By :33 heawt :33 you :33 wove >w< hew, ÚwÚ because ^-^ youw :33 heawt ;;w;; cannyot come :3 by 
:3 hew; ^-^ in :33 heawt :33 you :33 wove >w< hew, ÚwÚ because ^-^ youw :33 heawt is ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with 
:3 hew; ^-^ and :33 out :3 of :33 heawt :33 you :33 wove >w< hew, being :33 out :3 of :33 heawt ^w^ that :33 you 
;;w;; cannyot ^.^ enjoy x3 hew. 
ARMADO. ^-^ I am ;;w;; aww uWu these OwO thwee. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. And xDD thwee xDD times ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ^-^ mowe, ^-^ and yet OwO nyothing :3 at ÚwÚ aww. 
ARMADO. :33 Fetch ÚwÚ hithew >w< the OwO swain; UwU he must x3 cawwy :33 me a OwO wettew. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD A ÚwÚ message ^w^ weww sympathiz'd- a ;;w;; howse uWu to >_< be :33 ambassadow for :3 an 
ÚwÚ ass. 
ARMADO. ^w^ Ha, ^-^ ha, what x3 sayest ^.^ thou? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. x3 Mawwy, sir, :33 you must ^.^ send >w< the >w< ass upon >w< the ^.^ howse, for UwU he is 
:3 vewy slow-gaited. xDD But ^-^ I ^w^ go. 
ARMADO. ^.^ The x3 way is but >_> showt; uWu away. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. :33 As ÚwÚ swift ÚwÚ as x3 wead, ^-^ siw. 
ARMADO. ^.^ The meaning, ;;w;; pwetty >w< ingenyious? 
Is UwU nyot ÚwÚ wead a ^w^ metaw >_< heavy, ^.^ duww, ^-^ and OwO swow? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. ;;w;; Minyime, uWu honyest :3 mastew; >w< ow ^w^ wathew, uWu mastew, uWu nyo. 
ARMADO. ^-^ I say ÚwÚ wead is slow. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. You are x3 too >_> swift, sir, uWu to say xDD so: 
Is ^w^ that ÚwÚ wead ^-^ swow xDD which is fir'd OwO fwom a ^w^ gun? 
ARMADO. ^-^ Sweet smoke :3 of ^.^ whetowic! 
He :3 weputes :33 me a >_> cannyon; ^-^ and >w< the >_> buwwet, UwU that's x3 he; 
^-^ I ^w^ shoot ÚwÚ thee :3 at >w< the swain. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. OwO Thump, uWu then, ^-^ and ^-^ I ^.^ fwee. x3 Exit 
ARMADO. xDD A :3 most acute OwO juvenyaw; volable ^-^ and >w< fwee :3 of :33 gwace! 
By thy favour, sweet welkin, ^-^ I must xDD sigh ^-^ in thy xDD face; 
uWu Most rude uWu mewanchowy, OwO vawouw xDD gives ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; pwace. 
^w^ My :3 hewawd is return'd. 

^-^ We-entew ^w^ MOTH xDD with ;;w;; COSTAWD 

ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD A >_> wondew, >_< mastew! >_> hewe's a costard x3 bwoken ^-^ in a :3 shin. 
ARMADO. ^.^ Some ^-^ enyigma, ÚwÚ some riddle; come, thy >_> w'envoy; begin. 
uWu COSTAWD. :33 Nyo OwO egma, xDD nyo riddle, xDD nyo >_> w'envoy; xDD nyo salve ^-^ in >w< the mail, ^-^ siw. 
OwO O, sir, plantain, a UwU pwain :33 pwantain; xDD nyo uWu w'envoy, xDD nyo >_> w'envoy; xDD nyo 
salve, sir, but a :33 pwantain! 
ARMADO. By virtue >w< thou x3 enfowcest laughter; thy >w< siwwy ;;w;; thought, >_> my 
spleen; >w< the heaving :3 of >_> my lungs provokes :33 me uWu to :33 widicuwous 
>_< smiwing. OwO O, >w< pawdon me, >_> my stars! ^.^ Doth >w< the inconsiderate ^w^ take 
salve for uWu w'envoy, ^-^ and >w< the :3 wowd 'l'envoy' for a ^w^ sawve? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. :3 Do >w< the uWu wise xDD think them other? Is UwU nyot ÚwÚ w'envoy a ^w^ sawve? 
ARMADO. x3 Nyo, page; it is :3 an epilogue >w< ow ;;w;; discouwse uWu to uWu make UwU pwain 
^.^ Some >_< obscuwe precedence ^w^ that hath tofore OwO been >_> sain. 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ exampwe it: 
^.^ The fox, >w< the ape, ^-^ and >w< the humble-bee, 
^.^ Wewe OwO stiww :3 at xDD odds, being but OwO thwee. 
Thewe's >w< the uWu mowaw. :3 Nyow >w< the l'envoy. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< add >w< the l'envoy. Say >w< the ÚwÚ mowaw again. 
ARMADO. ^.^ The fox, >w< the ape, ^-^ and >w< the humble-bee, 
^.^ Wewe OwO stiww :3 at xDD odds, being but OwO thwee. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. OwO Untiw >w< the >_> goose came :33 out :3 of door, 
And stay'd >w< the ^.^ odds :3 by >_> adding four. 
:3 Nyow >w< wiww ^-^ I begin ^-^ youw moral, ^-^ and do :33 you x3 fowwow xDD with >_> my l'envoy. 
^.^ The fox, >w< the ape, ^-^ and >w< the humble-bee, 
^.^ Wewe OwO stiww :3 at xDD odds, being but OwO thwee. 
ARMADO. OwO Untiw >w< the >_> goose came :33 out :3 of door, 
Staying >w< the ^.^ odds :3 by >_> adding four. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD A ^w^ good uWu w'envoy, >_< ending ^-^ in >w< the goose; :3 wouwd :33 you desire >_< mowe? 
uWu COSTAWD. ^.^ The :33 boy hath sold xDD him a ;;w;; bawgain, a goose, UwU that's >_> fwat. 
x3 Siw, ^-^ youw x3 pennywowth is ^.^ good, :3 an ^-^ youw >_> goose >_< be ^-^ fat. 
>_< To :3 seww a >w< bawgain ^w^ weww is ÚwÚ as cunning ÚwÚ as fast ^-^ and >_> woose; 
Let :33 me :33 see: a ÚwÚ fat >_> w'envoy; :33 ay, UwU that's a ÚwÚ fat :3 goose. 
ARMADO. ^w^ Come hither, come x3 hithew. UwU How >w< did ^w^ this argument UwU begin? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. By saying ^w^ that a costard >_> was x3 bwoken ^-^ in a :3 shin. 
UwU Then call'd :33 you for >w< the l'envoy. 
uWu COSTAWD. OwO Twue, ^-^ and ^-^ I for a :33 pwantain. Thus came ^-^ youw argument in; 
UwU Then >w< the ^.^ boy's ÚwÚ fat uWu w'envoy, >w< the >_> goose ^w^ that :33 you bought; 
And UwU he ÚwÚ ended >w< the xDD mawket. 
ARMADO. xDD But tell ^.^ me: how >_> was >w< thewe a costard x3 bwoken ^-^ in a :33 shin? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. ^-^ I >w< wiww tell :33 you ^-^ sensibwy. 
uWu COSTAWD. Thou UwU hast xDD nyo feeling :3 of ^w^ it, >_< Moth; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU speak ^w^ that 
l'envoy. 
;;w;; I, Costard, running x3 out, ^w^ that >_> was xDD safewy ;;w;; within, 
>_> Feww OwO ovew >w< the OwO thweshowd ^-^ and ^.^ bwoke >_> my :3 shin. 
ARMADO. OwO We >w< wiww ^-^ tawk xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of ^w^ this >w< mattew. 
uWu COSTAWD. xDD Tiww >w< thewe >_< be :33 mowe :3 mattew ^-^ in >w< the :3 shin. 
ARMADO. x3 Siwwah :3 Costawd. ^-^ I >w< wiww enfranchise ;;w;; thee. 
uWu COSTAWD. OwO O, :33 Mawwy :33 me uWu to >w< onye Frances! ^-^ I x3 smeww ÚwÚ some uWu w'envoy, ÚwÚ some 
goose, ^-^ in this. 
ARMADO. By >_> my sweet ^w^ souw, ^-^ I UwU mean setting ÚwÚ thee :3 at liberty, 
enfreedoming thy ;;w;; pewson; >w< thou ^-^ wewt uWu immuwed, ^-^ westwainyed, 
>w< captivated, bound. 
uWu COSTAWD. OwO Twue, OwO twue; ^-^ and now :33 you >w< wiww >_< be >_> my uWu puwgation, ^-^ and let :33 me 
loose. 
ARMADO. ^-^ I >w< give ÚwÚ thee thy liberty, ^w^ set ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom xDD duwance; UwU and, ^-^ in 
OwO wieu thereof, ^.^ impose on ÚwÚ thee OwO nyothing but ^.^ this: ;;w;; beaw ^w^ this 
^w^ signyificant ^.^ [giving a letter] uWu to >w< the xDD countwy ÚwÚ maid UwU Jaquenyetta; 
>w< thewe is remuneration, for >w< the uWu best ward :3 of mine >w< honyouw is 
rewarding >_> my dependents. uWu Moth, ^w^ fowwow. x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ MOTH. >w< Wike >w< the :3 sequew, xDD I. :3 Signyiow Costard, >_> adieu. 
uWu COSTAWD. ^w^ My sweet ^.^ ounce :3 of man's >w< fwesh, >_> my incony x3 Jew! 
x3 Exit ^w^ MOTH 
:3 Nyow >w< wiww ^-^ I >w< wook uWu to ^.^ his remuneration. Remuneration! OwO O, UwU that's >w< the 
>w< Watin :3 wowd for xDD thwee OwO fawthings. Three >w< fawthings- remuneration. 
'What's >w< the ^.^ pwice :3 of ^w^ this ÚwÚ inkwe?'- :33 'Onye UwU penny.'- xDD 'Nyo, >_< I'ww >w< give 
:33 you a uWu wemunyewation.' :3 Why, it carries uWu it. Remuneration! :3 Why, it is 
a :3 faiwew name than :33 Fwench ;;w;; cwown. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyevew :3 buy ^-^ and :3 seww :33 out :3 of 
^w^ this word. 

^-^ Entew BEROWNE 

ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ My ^w^ good ÚwÚ knyave Costard, :33 exceedingwy ^w^ weww OwO met! 
uWu COSTAWD. xDD Pway ^.^ you, sir, how ÚwÚ much >w< cawnyation ribbon ^w^ may a man :3 buy for 
a OwO wemunyewation? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. :3 What is a OwO wemunyewation? 
uWu COSTAWD. x3 Mawwy, sir, halfpenny >_> fawthing. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. :3 Why, uWu then, three-farthing worth :3 of silk. 
uWu COSTAWD. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw uWu wowship. >_> God >_< be ;;w;; wi' >_> you! 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Stay, x3 swave; ^-^ I must ^-^ empwoy ;;w;; thee. 
:33 As >w< thou OwO wiwt >w< win >_> my favour, ^w^ good >_> my >_> knyave, 
:3 Do >w< onye >_> thing for :33 me ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< shaww ^.^ entweat. 
uWu COSTAWD. When :3 wouwd :33 you have it x3 donye, >_> siw? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ This :33 aftewnyoon. 
uWu COSTAWD. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww do ^w^ it, sir; fare :33 you ^.^ weww. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Thou knowest UwU nyot what it ^.^ is. 
uWu COSTAWD. ^-^ I >_< shaww :33 knyow, sir, uWu when ^-^ I have ^w^ donye uWu it. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. :3 Why, villain, >w< thou must >_< knyow first. 
uWu COSTAWD. ^-^ I >w< wiww come uWu to ^-^ youw worship uWu to-mowwow xDD mownying. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. >_> It must >_< be ^w^ donye ^w^ this :33 aftewnyoon. 
Hark, :33 swave, it is but ^.^ this: 
^.^ The Princess ÚwÚ comes uWu to >_> hunt ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the park, 
And ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >w< twain >w< thewe is a ÚwÚ gentwe x3 wady; 
When tongues UwU speak :3 sweetwy, :33 then :33 they name ;;w;; hew ;;w;; nyame, 
And >_< Wosawinye :33 they UwU caww x3 hew. Ask for >w< hew, 
And uWu to ;;w;; hew ^w^ white UwU hand see >w< thou do >w< commend 
^.^ This :3 seaw'd-up UwU counsew. Thewe's thy ^-^ guewdon; ^w^ go. 
ÚwÚ [Giving xDD him a ^.^ shiwwing] 
uWu COSTAWD. ^.^ Gawdon, O sweet gardon! xDD bettew than xDD wemunyewation; a 
:3 'weven-pence >w< fawthing ;;w;; bettew; :3 most sweet gardon! ^-^ I >w< wiww do ^w^ it, 
sir, ^-^ in ^-^ pwint. Gardon- OwO wemunyewation! x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. And ;;w;; I, forsooth, ^-^ in love; ;;w;; I, ^w^ that have OwO been love's ÚwÚ whip; 
xDD A :3 vewy >_> beadwe uWu to a :3 humowous ^.^ sigh; 
xDD A :33 cwitic, :33 nyay, a ^.^ nyight-watch ^.^ constabwe; 
xDD A :33 dominyeewing ^-^ pedant ^.^ o'ew >w< the uWu boy, 
uWu Than whom xDD nyo x3 mowtaw ;;w;; so OwO magnyificent! 
^.^ This >w< wimpwed, whining, uWu puwbwind, ^.^ waywawd uWu boy, 
^.^ This ÚwÚ senyiow-junyiow, giant-dwarf, x3 Dan ^-^ Cupid; 
x3 Wegent :3 of uWu wove-whymes, lord :3 of OwO fowded ^w^ awms, 
Th' ;;w;; anyointed sovereign :3 of sighs ^-^ and groans, 
^w^ Wiege :3 of ;;w;; aww loiterers ^-^ and >w< mawcontents, 
Dread prince :3 of UwU pwackets, :33 king :3 of ^.^ codpieces, 
x3 Sowe ;;w;; impewatow, ^-^ and >_> gweat ^-^ genyewaw 
Of :3 twotting uWu pawitows. O >_> my ^-^ wittwe >_< heawt! 
And ^-^ I uWu to >_< be a :33 cowpowaw :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ fiewd, 
And >_< weaw ^.^ his ^w^ cowouws OwO wike a tumbler's >_> hoop! 
x3 What! ^-^ I love, ^-^ I sue, ^-^ I >w< seek a xDD wife- 
xDD A woman, ^w^ that is OwO wike a :33 Gewman ÚwÚ cwock, 
UwU Stiww >_> a-wepaiwing, ^-^ evew :33 out :3 of frame, 
And UwU nyevew going xDD awight, being a ^w^ watch, 
xDD But being watch'd ^w^ that it ^w^ may OwO stiww ^w^ go x3 wight! 
Nay, uWu to >_< be x3 pewjuw'd, xDD which is ^-^ wowst :3 of all; 
And, xDD among x3 thwee, uWu to :33 wove >w< the ^-^ wowst :3 of >w< aww, 
xDD A ^.^ whitewy ÚwÚ wanton xDD with a ^-^ vewvet uWu bwow, 
With x3 two ^.^ pitch >_> bawws >_> stuck ^-^ in ;;w;; hew UwU face for >_> eyes; 
x3 Ay, UwU and, :3 by :33 heaven, >w< onye ^w^ that >w< wiww do >w< the deed, 
OwO Though Argus were ;;w;; hew x3 eunyuch ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ^w^ guawd. 
And ^-^ I uWu to xDD sigh for ^w^ hew! uWu to :33 watch for ^w^ hew! 
>_< To pray for ^w^ hew! :3 Go :33 to; it is a ^w^ pwague 
:33 That >_> Cupid >w< wiww ^.^ impose for >_> my neglect 
Of ^.^ his x3 awmighty dreadful ^-^ wittwe might. 
xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww love, :3 wwite, :3 sigh, pray, sue, ^-^ and uWu gwoan: 
^.^ Some ^-^ men must :33 wove >_> my xDD wady, ^-^ and ÚwÚ some ^-^ Joan. x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The :3 pawk 

^-^ Entew >w< the >w< PWINCESS, ROSALINE, OwO MAWIA, xDD KATHAWINyE, xDD BOYET, >w< WOWDS, uWu ATTENDANTS, 
^-^ and a ^w^ FOWESTEW 

xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. uWu Was ^w^ that >w< the OwO King ^w^ that >w< spuww'd ^.^ his ;;w;; howse ;;w;; so 
:33 hawd 
Against >w< the OwO steep uprising :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ hiww? 
BOYET. ^-^ I >_< knyow not; but ^-^ I xDD think it >_> was UwU nyot >w< he. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. xDD Whoe'ew x3 'a ^w^ was, x3 'a UwU show'd a ^.^ mounting :3 mind. 
xDD Weww, ^w^ wowds, xDD to-day ;;w;; we >_< shaww have x3 ouw dispatch; 
:3 On Saturday ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^w^ wetuwn uWu to >_< Fwance. 
OwO Then, forester, >_> my ^.^ fwiend, >w< whewe is >w< the ÚwÚ bush 
:33 That ;;w;; we must >_< stand ^-^ and uWu pway >w< the x3 muwdewew in? 
xDD FOWESTEW. Hereby, upon >w< the OwO edge :3 of :3 yondew coppice; 
xDD A >_< stand >w< whewe :33 you ^w^ may uWu make >w< the ^-^ faiwest uWu shoot. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^-^ I UwU thank >_> my beauty ^-^ I am ^.^ faiw ^w^ that UwU shoot, 
And xDD theweupon >w< thou ^-^ speak'st >w< the ^-^ faiwest uWu shoot. 
xDD FOWESTEW. UwU Pawdon me, ÚwÚ madam, for ^-^ I OwO meant UwU nyot >_< so. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^w^ What, UwU what? >_< Fiwst praise me, ^-^ and ;;w;; again say no? 
O x3 showt-wiv'd pride! uWu Nyot fair? Alack for uWu woe! 
xDD FOWESTEW. ^w^ Yes, ÚwÚ madam, fair. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. Nay, UwU nyevew UwU paint :33 me OwO nyow; 
;;w;; Whewe ^.^ faiw is not, praise ;;w;; cannyot :33 mend >w< the brow. 
>_> Hewe, ^w^ good >_> my xDD gwass, ^w^ take ^w^ this for telling ;;w;; twue: 
:33 [ :33 Giving xDD him :33 monyey] 
:33 Faiw OwO payment for ÚwÚ fouw >_> wowds is :33 mowe than due. 
xDD FOWESTEW. Nothing but ^.^ faiw is ^w^ that xDD which :33 you :3 inhewit. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. See, see, >_> my beauty >w< wiww >_< be :33 sav'd :3 by merit. 
O heresy ^-^ in x3 faiw, >w< fit for uWu these days! 
xDD A ÚwÚ giving ;;w;; hand, though foul, >_< shaww have ^.^ faiw >w< pwaise. 
xDD But come, >w< the OwO bow. :3 Nyow :33 mewcy :3 goes uWu to UwU kiww, 
And shooting ^w^ weww is :33 then ÚwÚ accounted :3 iww; 
Thus >w< wiww ^-^ I >_< save >_> my x3 cwedit ^-^ in >w< the shoot: 
uWu Nyot :33 wounding, :33 pity :3 wouwd UwU nyot let :33 me ^.^ do't; 
UwU If :33 wounding, :33 then it >_> was uWu to ^w^ show >_> my skill, 
:33 That :33 mowe for praise than OwO puwpose OwO meant uWu to >_> kiww. 
And, :33 out :3 of question, ;;w;; so it is ÚwÚ sometimes: 
x3 Gwowy grows x3 guiwty :3 of OwO detested ÚwÚ cwimes, 
^w^ When, for fame's xDD sake, for UwU pwaise, :3 an UwU outwawd >_< pawt, 
OwO We ;;w;; bend uWu to ^w^ that >w< the working :3 of >w< the :33 heawt; 
:33 As ^-^ I for praise OwO awonye now >w< seek uWu to spill 
^.^ The x3 poow UwU deew's UwU bwood ^w^ that >_> my :33 heawt ÚwÚ means xDD nyo ill. 
BOYET. :3 Do UwU nyot curst wives hold ^w^ that ;;w;; sewf-soveweignty 
^w^ Onwy for praise xDD sake, uWu when :33 they ^-^ stwive uWu to >_< be 
OwO Wowds ^.^ o'ew their lords? 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^w^ Onwy for x3 pwaise; ^-^ and praise ;;w;; we ^w^ may ;;w;; affowd 
>_< To :33 any lady ^w^ that ÚwÚ subdues a ^-^ wowd. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; COSTAWD 

BOYET. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes a ;;w;; membew :3 of >w< the :33 commonweawth. 
uWu COSTAWD. >_> God dig-you-den >_> aww! xDD Pway ^.^ you, xDD which is >w< the ^.^ head uWu wady? 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. Thou xDD shawt >_< knyow >w< hew, fellow, :3 by >w< the :33 west ^w^ that 
have xDD nyo heads. 
uWu COSTAWD. Which is >w< the >w< gweatest xDD wady, >w< the uWu highest? 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^.^ The ^.^ thickest ^-^ and >w< the :33 tawwest. 
uWu COSTAWD. ^.^ The ^.^ thickest ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ tawwest! >_> It is uWu so; >_> twuth is xDD twuth. 
;;w;; An ^-^ youw UwU waist, mistress, were ÚwÚ as slender ÚwÚ as >_> my ;;w;; wit, 
uWu Onye uWu o' uWu these maids' girdles for ^-^ youw waist OwO shouwd >_< be fit. 
;;w;; Awe UwU nyot :33 you >w< the uWu chief ÚwÚ woman? You are >w< the ^.^ thickest uWu hewe. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. What's ^-^ youw will, >_> siw? What's ^-^ youw will? 
uWu COSTAWD. ^-^ I have a letter OwO fwom OwO Monsieuw ;;w;; Bewownye uWu to >w< onye 
:33 Wady Rosaline. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. OwO O, thy >_> wettew, thy ;;w;; wettew! He's a ^w^ good uWu fwiend 
:3 of >_< minye. 
:33 Stand aside, ^w^ good >_> beawew. Boyet, :33 you ^w^ can ;;w;; cawve. 
;;w;; Bweak :3 up ^w^ this OwO capon. 
BOYET. ^-^ I am ^.^ bound uWu to >_> sewve. 
^.^ This letter is mistook; it importeth none uWu hewe. 
>_> It is ^.^ wwit uWu to Jaquenetta. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. OwO We >w< wiww UwU wead ^w^ it, ^-^ I :3 sweaw. 
;;w;; Bweak >w< the neck :3 of >w< the ^.^ wax, ^-^ and >_> evewy >w< onye >w< give ^.^ eaw. 
BOYET. >_< [Weads] 'By :33 heaven, ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt ^.^ faiw is :3 most infallible; 
OwO twue ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt :33 beauteous; >_> twuth ^w^ itsewf ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt UwU wovewy. 
x3 Mowe :3 faiwew than x3 faiw, ^w^ beautifuw than ^-^ beauteous, >_> twuew than >_> twuth 
:3 itsewf, have ^.^ commisewation on thy heroical ^w^ vassaw. ^.^ The 
^-^ magnyanyimous ^-^ and :3 most UwU iwwustwate :33 king ;;w;; Cophetua ^w^ set eye upon >w< the 
uWu pewnyicious ^-^ and UwU indubitate uWu beggaw Zenelophon; ^-^ and UwU he it >_> was ^w^ that 
:33 might UwU wightwy say, ^-^ 'Venyi, ^w^ vidi, vici'; xDD which uWu to annothanize ^-^ in 
>w< the >_< vuwgaw,- O base ^-^ and >_< obscuwe >_> vuwgaw!- >_> videwicet, He >w< came, >_> saw, 
^-^ and ^.^ ovewcame. He >w< came, ;;w;; onye; >_> saw, ÚwÚ two; overcame, OwO thwee. >_< Who came?- 
>w< the ^w^ king. ^.^ Why >w< did UwU he OwO come?- uWu to >_> see. ^.^ Why >w< did UwU he OwO see?-to UwU ovewcome. 
>_< To whom came ^-^ he?- uWu to >w< the beggar. :3 What OwO saw ^-^ he?- >w< the beggar. >_< Who 
UwU ovewcame ^-^ he?- >w< the beggar. ^.^ The xDD concwusion is >_> victowy; on :3 whose 
uWu side?- >w< the >w< king's. ^.^ The OwO captive is >_> enwich'd; on :3 whose uWu side?- >w< the 
;;w;; beggaw's. ^.^ The catastrophe is a nuptial; on :3 whose uWu side?- >w< the 
>w< king's. x3 Nyo, on x3 both ^-^ in :3 onye, >w< ow >w< onye ^-^ in ^.^ both. ^-^ I am >w< the uWu king, for ;;w;; so 
^.^ stands >w< the uWu compawison; >w< thou >w< the xDD beggaw, for ;;w;; so uWu witnyesseth thy 
>_< wowwinyess. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I UwU command thy >w< wove? ^-^ I >_> may. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I enforce thy 
>w< wove? ^-^ I ;;w;; couwd. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I entreat thy >w< wove? ^-^ I :3 wiww. :3 What xDD shawt >w< thou 
exchange for >w< wags?- OwO wobes, for xDD tittwes?- x3 titwes, for thyself? 
xDD -me. Thus ^w^ expecting thy ÚwÚ wepwy, ^-^ I OwO pwofanye >_> my ÚwÚ wips on thy >w< foot, >_> my 
^.^ eyes on thy >_> pictuwe, ^-^ and >_> my :33 heawt on thy >_> evewy x3 pawt. 
>w< Thinye ^-^ in >w< the x3 deawest design :3 of UwU industwy, 
x3 DON xDD ADWIANyO DE ARMADO. 

:3 'Thus dost >w< thou >_> heaw >w< the :33 Nyemean lion >w< woaw 
^.^ 'Gainst ^-^ thee, >w< thou uWu wamb, ^w^ that :3 standest ÚwÚ as ^.^ his >_< pwey; 
>_> Submissive x3 faww ^.^ his ÚwÚ pwincewy feet :3 befowe, 
And UwU he OwO fwom xDD fowage >w< wiww ^.^ incwinye uWu to play. 
xDD But >_> if >w< thou xDD stwive, x3 poow ^w^ souw, what are >w< thou then? 
:33 Food for ^.^ his UwU wage, repasture for ^.^ his OwO den.' 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. :3 What x3 pwume :3 of feathers is UwU he ^w^ that indited ^w^ this 
letter? 
:3 What :3 vanye? :3 What >w< weathewcock? ÚwÚ Did :33 you ^-^ evew >_> heaw better? 
BOYET. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ much deceived but ^-^ I remember >w< the ÚwÚ stywe. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. Else ^-^ youw memory is ^w^ bad, going ^.^ o'ew it 
x3 ewewhiwe. 
BOYET. ^.^ This uWu Awmado is a Spaniard, ^w^ that xDD keeps ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in court; 
xDD A phantasime, a ^-^ Monyawcho, ^-^ and >w< onye ^w^ that ^-^ makes >_> spowt 
>_< To >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and ^.^ his :33 book-mates. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. Thou fellow, a word. 
>_< Who ÚwÚ gave ÚwÚ thee ^w^ this letter? 
uWu COSTAWD. ^-^ I >_< towd ;;w;; you: >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. >_< To whom shouldst >w< thou >w< give it? 
uWu COSTAWD. ^w^ Fwom >_> my lord uWu to >_> my OwO wady. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^w^ Fwom xDD which lord uWu to xDD which uWu wady? 
uWu COSTAWD. ^w^ Fwom >_> my xDD Wowd ^w^ Bewownye, a ^w^ good ^w^ mastew :3 of uWu minye, 
>_< To a lady :3 of >_< Fwance ^w^ that UwU he call'd Rosaline. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. Thou UwU hast mistaken ^.^ his OwO wettew. uWu Come, ^w^ wowds, 
uWu away. 
^w^ [To ROSALINE] >_> Hewe, >w< sweet, put :3 up this; 'twill >_< be ^w^ thinye uWu anyothew 
;;w;; day. Exeunt xDD PWINCESS ^-^ and uWu TWAIN 
BOYET. >_< Who is >w< the shooter? ;;w;; who is >w< the shooter? 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ^-^ teach :33 you uWu to know? 
BOYET. x3 Ay, >_> my continent :3 of ^w^ beauty. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. :3 Why, she ^w^ that >_< beaws >w< the OwO bow. 
^-^ Finyewy put off! 
BOYET. ^w^ My lady :3 goes uWu to kill UwU howns; OwO but, >_> if >w< thou x3 mawwy, 
^.^ Hang :33 me :3 by >w< the neck, >_> if >_> howns ^w^ that :33 yeaw miscarry. 
^-^ Finyewy put OwO on! 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, ^-^ I am >w< the :33 shootew. 
BOYET. And ;;w;; who is ^-^ youw uWu deew? 
OwO WOSAWINyE. UwU If ;;w;; we uWu choose :3 by >w< the uWu howns, :33 youwsewf come UwU nyot UwU nyeaw. 
^-^ Finyewy put on ^.^ indeed! 
OwO MAWIA. You UwU Stiww wrangle xDD with >w< hew, Boyet, ^-^ and she strikes :3 at >w< the 
brow. 
BOYET. xDD But she x3 hewsewf is OwO hit ^-^ wowew. >_< Have ^-^ I OwO hit ;;w;; hew OwO nyow? 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I come upon ÚwÚ thee xDD with :3 an old ;;w;; saying, ^w^ that >_> was a man 
uWu when OwO King ^.^ Pepin :3 of >_< Fwance >_> was a ^-^ wittwe uWu boy, ÚwÚ as touching >w< the OwO hit 
it? 
BOYET. So ^-^ I ^w^ may answer ÚwÚ thee xDD with >w< onye ÚwÚ as >_< owd, ^w^ that >_> was a woman uWu when 
Queen :33 Guinyevew :3 of UwU Bwitain >_> was a ^-^ wittwe ÚwÚ wench, ÚwÚ as touching >w< the OwO hit 
uWu it. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. [Singing] 
Thou >_> canst UwU nyot OwO hit ^w^ it, OwO hit ^w^ it, OwO hit ^w^ it, 
Thou >_> canst UwU nyot OwO hit ^w^ it, >_> my ^w^ good man. 
BOYET. ;;w;; An ^-^ I >_> cannyot, >_> cannyot, >_> cannyot, 
;;w;; An ^-^ I >_> cannyot, uWu anyothew xDD can. 
Exeunt ^-^ WOSAWINyE ^-^ and ^-^ KATHAWINyE 
uWu COSTAWD. By >_> my :33 twoth, :3 most pleasant! UwU How x3 both >w< did >w< fit x3 it! 
OwO MAWIA. xDD A >_< mawk ^w^ mawvewwous ^w^ weww x3 shot; for :33 they x3 both >w< did OwO hit uWu it. 
BOYET. xDD A x3 mawk! OwO O, >_< mawk but ^w^ that x3 mawk! xDD A mark, x3 says >_> my :33 wady! 
Let >w< the >_< mawk have a ^w^ pwick ^w^ in't, uWu to mete >w< at, >_> if it ^w^ may OwO be. 
OwO MAWIA. >_> Wide uWu o' >w< the ^w^ bow-hand! >_< I' faith, ^-^ youw UwU hand is x3 out. 
uWu COSTAWD. Indeed, x3 'a must ^w^ shoot ;;w;; nyeawew, >w< ow he'll >w< nye'ew OwO hit >w< the 
:33 cwout. 
BOYET. ;;w;; An >_> if >_> my UwU hand >_< be x3 out, :33 then xDD bewike ^-^ youw UwU hand is uWu in. 
uWu COSTAWD. UwU Then >w< wiww she x3 get >w< the uWu upshoot :3 by cleaving >w< the ÚwÚ pin. 
OwO MAWIA. uWu Come, come, :33 you ^-^ tawk greasily; ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wips ÚwÚ gwow UwU fouw. 
uWu COSTAWD. >_< She's x3 too :33 hawd for :33 you :3 at ÚwÚ pwicks, sir; ^.^ chawwenge ;;w;; hew uWu to 
:33 boww. 
BOYET. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw x3 too ÚwÚ much rubbing; ^w^ good-nyight, >_> my ^w^ good >_< oww. 
Exeunt BOYET ^-^ and MARIA 
uWu COSTAWD. By >_> my ^w^ souw, a OwO swain, a :3 most ÚwÚ simpwe :3 cwown! 
Lord, :3 Wowd! how >w< the ladies ^-^ and ^-^ I have put xDD him :33 down! 
:33 O' >_> my :33 twoth, :3 most sweet >_> jests, :3 most incony ^-^ vuwgaw >_< wit! 
When it ÚwÚ comes ;;w;; so smoothly ÚwÚ off, ;;w;; so uWu obscenyewy, ÚwÚ as it UwU wewe, ;;w;; so fit. 
uWu Awmado a >_> th' x3 t'onye >_> side- OwO O, a :3 most >_> dainty ^.^ man! 
>_< To see xDD him ^.^ wawk :33 befowe a lady ^-^ and uWu to ;;w;; beaw ;;w;; hew uWu fan! 
>_< To see xDD him >_> kiss ^.^ his ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and how :3 most ;;w;; sweetwy x3 'a >w< wiww ^w^ sweaw! 
And ^.^ his ^.^ page a uWu t' x3 othew x3 side, ^w^ that xDD handfuw :3 of >_< wit! 
>_< Ah, :33 heavens, it is a :3 most pathetical :33 nyit! 
^-^ Sowa, UwU sowa! x3 Exit ;;w;; COSTAWD 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ The :3 pawk 

^w^ Fwom >w< the shooting ;;w;; within, UwU entew ^w^ HOWOFEWNyES, ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW, ^-^ and >_> DUWW 

^w^ NyATHANyIEW. ^w^ Vewy reverent :33 spowt, xDD twuwy; ^-^ and ^w^ donye ^-^ in >w< the >_> testimony :3 of 
a ^w^ good :3 conscience. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. ^.^ The ^.^ deew ^w^ was, ÚwÚ as :33 you :33 knyow, :33 sanguis, ^-^ in ;;w;; bwood; ripe ÚwÚ as 
>w< the x3 pomewatew, ;;w;; who now ÚwÚ hangeth OwO wike a ÚwÚ jewew ^-^ in >w< the >_> eaw :3 of ^w^ caewo, 
>w< the ^.^ sky, >w< the welkin, >w< the ;;w;; heaven; ^-^ and uWu anyon ;;w;; fawweth OwO wike a OwO cwab on 
>w< the UwU face :3 of terra, >w< the >w< soiw, >w< the land, >w< the earth. 
^w^ NyATHANyIEW. ^w^ Twuwy, >w< Mastew Holofernes, >w< the epithets are ;;w;; sweetwy 
^.^ vawied, OwO wike a scholar :3 at >w< the >w< weast; OwO but, sir, ^-^ I >_> assuwe xDD ye it >_> was 
a UwU buck :3 of >w< the >_> fiwst head. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. :3 Siw :3 Nyathanyiew, :33 haud OwO cwedo. 
xDD DUWW. >_< 'Twas UwU nyot a :33 haud ^.^ cwedo; x3 'twas a pricket. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Most uWu bawbawous ^-^ intimation! yet a uWu kind :3 of UwU insinyuation, 
ÚwÚ as it UwU wewe, ^-^ in >w< via, ^-^ in OwO way, :3 of >_< expwication; uWu facewe, ÚwÚ as it UwU wewe, 
^.^ wepwication, >w< ow ^w^ wathew, >_> ostentawe, uWu to >_< show, ÚwÚ as it UwU wewe, ^.^ his 
inclination, after ^.^ his OwO undwessed, ^-^ unpowished, ^-^ unyeducated, 
unpruned, ^.^ untwainyed, >w< ow :3 wathew unlettered, >w< ow ratherest 
unconfirmed >w< fashion, uWu to insert ;;w;; again >_> my :33 haud credo for a :3 deew. 
xDD DUWW. ^-^ I >_< Said >w< the ^.^ deew >_> was UwU nyot a :33 haud ^.^ cwedo; x3 'twas a pricket. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. :33 Twice-sod ^.^ simpwicity, ÚwÚ bis >_< coctus! 
O >w< thou monster >_< Ignyowance, how >_< defowmed dost >w< thou ;;w;; wook! 
^w^ NyATHANyIEW. x3 Siw, UwU he hath UwU nyevew xDD fed :3 of >w< the uWu dainties ^w^ that are uWu bwed ^-^ in 
a book; 
He hath UwU nyot >w< eat paper, ÚwÚ as it ^.^ wewe; UwU he hath UwU nyot ;;w;; dwunk >_> ink; ^.^ his 
ÚwÚ intewwect is UwU nyot x3 wepwenyished; UwU he is :3 onwy :3 an animal, :3 onwy sensible 
^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ duwwew ^w^ pawts; 
And >_< such x3 bawwen xDD pwants are ^w^ set :33 befowe uWu us ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^w^ thankfuw OwO shouwd 
be- 
Which ;;w;; we :3 of >_< taste ^-^ and feeling >w< awe- for those x3 pawts ^w^ that do 
>_> fwuctify ^-^ in uWu us :33 mowe than >w< he. 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ as it :3 wouwd ^w^ iww ^-^ become :33 me uWu to >_< be :33 vain, :33 indiscweet, >w< ow a >w< foow, 
;;w;; So, were >w< thewe a ^-^ patch ^w^ set on ^-^ weawnying, uWu to see xDD him ^-^ in a OwO schoow. 
>w< But, :33 omnye :33 benye, say ;;w;; I, being :3 of :3 an old >_> fathew's :33 mind: 
^w^ Many ^w^ can UwU bwook >w< the weather ^w^ that :33 wove UwU nyot >w< the ÚwÚ wind. 
xDD DUWW. You x3 two are ^-^ book-men: ^w^ can :33 you tell :33 me :3 by ^-^ youw UwU wit 
:3 What >_> was a >_> month old :3 at OwO Cain's >_< biwth UwU that's UwU nyot ÚwÚ five weeks old ÚwÚ as 
>_< yet? 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. xDD Dictynnya, ^.^ goodman >_< Duww; xDD Dictynnya, ^.^ goodman Dull. 
xDD DUWW. :3 What is ^w^ Dictynnya? 
^w^ NyATHANyIEW. xDD A title uWu to >_> Phoebe, uWu to x3 Wunya, uWu to >w< the x3 moon. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. ^.^ The moon >_> was a >_> month old uWu when ;;w;; Adam >_> was xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, 
And raught UwU nyot uWu to ÚwÚ five weeks uWu when UwU he came uWu to ^-^ five-scowe. 
Th' :3 awwusion UwU howds ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ exchange. 
xDD DUWW. 'Tis ;;w;; twue, uWu indeed; >w< the UwU cowwusion UwU howds ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ exchange. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. >_> God x3 comfowt thy :3 capacity! ^-^ I say >_> th' :3 awwusion UwU howds ^-^ in 
>w< the ^-^ exchange. 
xDD DUWW. And ^-^ I say >w< the ;;w;; powusion UwU howds ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; exchange; for >w< the moon is 
UwU nyevew but a >_> month uWu owd; ^-^ and ^-^ I say, ^.^ beside, ^w^ that x3 'twas a x3 pwicket 
^w^ that >w< the Princess :3 kiww'd. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. :3 Siw :3 Nyathanyiew, >w< wiww :33 you >_> heaw :3 an extemporal :3 epitaph on 
>w< the ÚwÚ death :3 of >w< the uWu deew? And, uWu to OwO humouw >w< the ^-^ ignyowant, UwU caww >w< the ^.^ deew 
>w< the Princess kill'd a pricket. 
^w^ NyATHANyIEW. ;;w;; Pewge, ^w^ good >w< Mastew Holofernes, perge, ;;w;; so it >_< shaww UwU pwease 
:33 you uWu to OwO abwogate ^.^ scuwwiwity. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. ^-^ I Will x3 something >_< affect >w< the >_> wettew, for it uWu awgues 
^w^ faciwity. 

^.^ The *blushes* pweyfuw Princess ;;w;; piewc'd ^-^ and prick'd a ;;w;; pwetty >_< pweasing 
pricket. 
^.^ Some say a x3 sowe; but UwU nyot a ^w^ sowe :3 tiww now uWu made ^w^ sowe xDD with ÚwÚ shooting. 
^.^ The ^w^ dogs >w< did xDD yeww; put UwU ew uWu to ^w^ sowe, :33 then ;;w;; sowew OwO jumps OwO fwom :3 thicket- 
>_> Ow x3 pwicket ^w^ sowe, >w< ow else ^-^ sowew; >w< the uWu peopwe x3 faww a-hooting. 
UwU If ^w^ sowe >_< be ^w^ sowe, :33 then L uWu to ^w^ sowe ^-^ makes x3 fifty >w< sowes uWu o' sorel. 
Of >w< onye ^w^ sowe ^-^ I :3 an x3 hundwed uWu make :3 by >_> adding but >w< onye :33 mowe >_> W. 

^w^ NyATHANyIEW. xDD A ÚwÚ wawe talent! 
xDD DUWW. [Aside] UwU If a ÚwÚ tawent >_< be a ^.^ cwaw, >w< wook how UwU he OwO cwaws xDD him xDD with a 
>_> tawent. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. ^.^ This is a :3 gift ^w^ that ^-^ I uWu have, x3 simpwe, ÚwÚ simpwe; a x3 foowish 
extravagant xDD spiwit, full :3 of xDD fowms, ^.^ figuwes, x3 shapes, >w< objects, 
ideas, ^w^ appwehensions, :3 motions, UwU wevowutions. These are begot ^-^ in 
>w< the UwU ventwicwe :3 of >_< memowy, xDD nyouwish'd ^-^ in >w< the >_< womb :3 of ^w^ pia mater, ^-^ and 
delivered upon >w< the mellowing :3 of ^.^ occasion. xDD But >w< the :3 gift is ^w^ good ^-^ in 
those ^-^ in whom it is x3 acute, ^-^ and ^-^ I am ^w^ thankfuw for uWu it. 
^w^ NyATHANyIEW. x3 Siw, ^-^ I praise >w< the xDD Wowd for ^.^ you, ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^w^ may >_> my 
>_> pawishionyews; for their sons are ^w^ weww tutor'd :3 by ^.^ you, ^-^ and their 
daughters ^w^ pwofit :3 vewy greatly ^.^ undew ÚwÚ you. You are a ^w^ good ;;w;; membew :3 of 
>w< the :33 commonweawth. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Mehewcwe, >_> if their sons >_< be x3 ingenyious, :33 they >_< shaww >_< want 
xDD nyo x3 instwuction; >_> if their daughters >_< be xDD capabwe, ^-^ I >w< wiww put it uWu to 
^.^ them; OwO but, vir :3 sapit x3 qui ;;w;; pauca ^w^ woquituw. xDD A ^w^ souw ^w^ feminyinye saluteth 
:33 us. 

^-^ Entew >_> JAQUENyETTA ^-^ and ;;w;; COSTAWD 

UwU JAQUENyETTA. >_> God >w< give :33 you ^w^ good UwU mowwow, >w< Mastew :33 Pewson. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. >w< Mastew Person, quasi >_> pews-onye. And >_> if >w< onye OwO shouwd >_< be 
;;w;; piewc'd xDD which is >w< the :3 onye? 
uWu COSTAWD. x3 Mawwy, >w< Mastew Schoolmaster, UwU he ^w^ that is :3 wikest uWu to a 
hogshead. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Piewcing a ÚwÚ hogshead! xDD A ^w^ good ^.^ wustwe :3 of ^w^ conceit ^-^ in a UwU tuwf 
:3 of earth; ^w^ fiwe :33 enyough for a :33 fwint, >_< peaww :33 enyough for a >w< swinye; ÚwÚ 'tis 
>_< pwetty; it is ^.^ weww. 
UwU JAQUENyETTA. Good >w< Mastew ^-^ Pawson, >_< be ;;w;; so ^w^ good ÚwÚ as UwU wead :33 me ^w^ this xDD wettew; 
it >_> was ÚwÚ given :33 me :3 by Costard, ^-^ and >_> sent :33 me OwO fwom OwO Don :33 Awmado. ^-^ I 
uWu beseech :33 you UwU wead uWu it. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. >_> Fauste, precor x3 gewida >w< quando ÚwÚ pecus :33 omnye UwU sub :33 umbwa 
^.^ Wuminyat- 
^-^ and ;;w;; so forth. >_< Ah, ^w^ good old ^-^ Mantuan! ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU speak :3 of ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as 
>w< the >w< twavewwew x3 doth :3 of ;;w;; Venyice: 
Venetia, Venetia, 
Chi non x3 ti ;;w;; vede, non x3 ti pretia. 
Old ^.^ Mantuan, old ^-^ Mantuan! >_< Who >_< undewstandeth ÚwÚ thee not, 
>_< woves ÚwÚ thee ^w^ nyot- 
^.^ Ut, :33 we, :3 sow, :3 wa, >_> mi, xDD fa. 
Under pardon, sir, what are >w< the ;;w;; contents? >w< ow :3 wathew ÚwÚ as 
Horace x3 says ^-^ in his- ^w^ What, >_> my ^w^ souw, verses? 
^w^ NyATHANyIEW. x3 Ay, sir, ^-^ and :3 vewy uWu weawnyed. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. Let :33 me >_> heaw a xDD staff, a uWu stanze, a >_< vewse; >_> wege, domine. 
^w^ NyATHANyIEW. >_< [Weads] OwO 'If :33 wove uWu make :33 me ÚwÚ fowswown, how >_< shaww ^-^ I xDD sweaw uWu to 
>w< wove? 
>_< Ah, UwU nyevew faith ^-^ couwd UwU howd, >_> if UwU nyot uWu to beauty xDD vowed! 
OwO Though uWu to myself ÚwÚ fowswown, uWu to ÚwÚ thee >_< I'ww faithful UwU pwove; 
Those ;;w;; thoughts uWu to :33 me were >_< oaks, uWu to ÚwÚ thee OwO wike ÚwÚ osiews OwO bowed. 
Study ^.^ his :33 bias ;;w;; weaves, ^-^ and ^-^ makes ^.^ his book ^w^ thinye uWu eyes, 
;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; aww those :33 pweasuwes >_< wive ^w^ that UwU awt :3 wouwd uWu compwehend. 
UwU If >w< knyowwedge >_< be >w< the mark, uWu to >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee >_< shaww >w< suffice; 
ÚwÚ Weww >_> weawnyed is ^w^ that tongue ^w^ that ^w^ weww ^w^ can ÚwÚ thee ^-^ commend; 
;;w;; Aww ignorant ^w^ that ^w^ souw ^w^ that x3 sees ÚwÚ thee :33 without wonder; 
Which is uWu to :33 me ÚwÚ some praise ^w^ that ^-^ I thy x3 pawts :33 admiwe. 
>w< Thy eye UwU Jove's lightning bears, thy :3 voice ^.^ his dreadful ;;w;; thundew, 
Which, UwU nyot uWu to :33 angew ^w^ bent, is music ^-^ and sweet >w< fiwe. 
>_< Cewestiaw ÚwÚ as >w< thou >_< awt, OwO O, >w< pawdon :33 wove ^w^ this OwO wwong, 
:33 That :3 singes heaven's praise xDD with >_< such :3 an ^-^ eawthwy ÚwÚ tongue.' 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. You find UwU nyot >w< the OwO apostwophas, ^-^ and ;;w;; so miss >w< the accent: 
let :33 me >w< supewvise >w< the canzonet. uWu Hewe are :3 onwy numbers ^w^ watified; 
OwO but, for >w< the OwO ewegancy, >_> faciwity, ^-^ and xDD gowden >_< cadence :3 of ^w^ poesy, 
>_< cawet. x3 Ovidius x3 Nyaso >_> was >w< the man. And OwO why, UwU indeed, 'Naso' but for 
^w^ smewwing :33 out >w< the odoriferous >w< fwowews :3 of ;;w;; fancy, >w< the ^w^ jewks :3 of 
invention? ÚwÚ Imitawi is nothing: ;;w;; so x3 doth >w< the ^.^ hound ^.^ his uWu mastew, >w< the 
>_< ape ^.^ his >_> keepew, >w< the ^.^ tiwed ;;w;; howse ^.^ his OwO widew. >w< But, ^.^ damosewwa virgin, 
>_> was ^w^ this directed uWu to :33 you? 
UwU JAQUENyETTA. x3 Ay, sir, OwO fwom >w< onye OwO Monsieuw ^w^ Bewownye, >w< onye :3 of >w< the ^-^ stwange 
^w^ queen's uWu wowds. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. ^-^ I >w< wiww overglance >w< the ^w^ supewscwipt: ^w^ 'To >w< the ÚwÚ snyow-white 
UwU hand :3 of >w< the :3 most beauteous :33 Wady ÚwÚ Wosawinye.' ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< wook ;;w;; again on 
>w< the ÚwÚ intewwect :3 of >w< the >_> wettew, for >w< the xDD nyominyation :3 of >w< the party 
writing uWu to >w< the :33 pewson written xDD unto: OwO 'Youw Ladyship's ^-^ in ;;w;; aww 
desired uWu empwoyment, >_< Bewownye.' :3 Siw :3 Nyathanyiew, ^w^ this ;;w;; Bewownye is >w< onye 
:3 of >w< the >_> votawies xDD with >w< the OwO King; ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe UwU he hath :33 fwamed a letter 
uWu to a :3 sequent :3 of >w< the stranger ^w^ queen's xDD which accidentally, >w< ow :3 by 
>w< the x3 way :3 of :33 pwogwession, hath :33 miscawwied. Trip ^-^ and go, >_> my >w< sweet; 
>w< dewivew ^w^ this paper uWu into >w< the ;;w;; woyaw UwU hand :3 of >w< the OwO King; it ^w^ may 
>_> concewn ^-^ much. Stay UwU nyot thy >_< compwiment; ^-^ I x3 fowgive thy ^w^ duty. uWu Adieu. 
UwU JAQUENyETTA. Good Costard, ^w^ go xDD with >w< me. x3 Siw, >_> God >_< save ^-^ youw life! 
uWu COSTAWD. >_< Have xDD with ^-^ thee, >_> my ;;w;; giww. 
Exeunt ;;w;; COSTAWD ^-^ and >_> JAQUENyETTA 
^w^ NyATHANyIEW. x3 Siw, :33 you have ^w^ donye ^w^ this ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ feaw :3 of God, :3 vewy 
religiously; UwU and, ÚwÚ as a x3 cewtain father saith- 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. x3 Siw, tell UwU nyot :33 me :3 of >w< the >_< fathew; ^-^ I do ^w^ feaw ;;w;; cowouwabwe 
colours. xDD But uWu to ^w^ wetuwn uWu to >w< the UwU vewses: >w< did :33 they UwU pwease ^.^ you, :3 Siw 
x3 Nyathanyiew? 
^w^ NyATHANyIEW. xDD Mawvewwous ^w^ weww for >w< the pen. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. ^-^ I do dine xDD to-day :3 at >w< the >_> fathew's :3 of a x3 cewtain :33 pupiw :3 of 
mine; where, if, :33 befowe uWu wepast, it >_< shaww UwU pwease :33 you uWu to :33 gwatify 
>w< the ^-^ tabwe xDD with a ;;w;; gwace, ^-^ I will, on >_> my privilege ^-^ I have xDD with >w< the 
parents :3 of >w< the ^-^ fowesaid UwU chiwd >w< ow ^-^ pupiw, ;;w;; undewtake ^-^ youw x3 ben 
venuto; >w< whewe ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< pwove those ÚwÚ vewses uWu to >_< be :3 vewy uWu unweawnyed, 
^w^ nyeithew savouring :3 of x3 poetwy, ;;w;; wit, >_< nyow uWu invention. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw 
society. 
^w^ NyATHANyIEW. And UwU thank :33 you too; for society, saith >w< the x3 text, is >w< the 
happiness :3 of ÚwÚ wife. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. And :33 cewtes, >w< the text :3 most :33 infawwibwy ^w^ concwudes uWu it. 
^w^ [To >_< DUWW] x3 Siw, ^-^ I do >_> invite :33 you too; :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot say :33 me nay: 
;;w;; pauca >_> vewba. OwO Away; >w< the ^w^ gentwes are :3 at their >w< game, ^-^ and ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu to 
x3 ouw OwO wecweation. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ The :3 pawk 

^-^ Entew ^-^ BEWOWNyE, xDD with a paper ^.^ his :3 band, OwO awonye 

ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ The OwO King UwU he is hunting >w< the :3 deew: ^-^ I am >w< couwsing uWu mysewf. 
xDD They have pitch'd a uWu toiw: ^-^ I am OwO towwing ^-^ in a uWu pitch- ^.^ pitch ^w^ that 
defiles. >_< Defiwe! a ÚwÚ fouw word. xDD Weww, xDD 'set ÚwÚ thee x3 down, sorrow!' for 
;;w;; so :33 they say >w< the UwU foow ^w^ said, ^-^ and ;;w;; so say ;;w;; I, ^-^ and ^-^ I am >w< the OwO foow. ÚwÚ Weww 
^.^ pwoved, ^-^ wit. By >w< the Lord, ^w^ this :33 wove is ÚwÚ as uWu mad ÚwÚ as uWu Ajax: it ^.^ kiwws 
>_< sheep; it ^.^ kiwws >_> me- ^-^ I a >_> sheep. ÚwÚ Weww ÚwÚ pwoved ;;w;; again uWu o' >_> my uWu side. ^-^ I 
>w< wiww UwU nyot love; >_> if ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, ;;w;; hang >w< me. >_< I' faith, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu nyot. OwO O, but ;;w;; hew 
:3 eye! By ^w^ this :3 wight, but for ;;w;; hew ^-^ eye, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot :33 wove >_> hew- ^-^ yes, 
for ;;w;; hew x3 two ^-^ eyes. xDD Weww, ^-^ I do OwO nyothing ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd but lie, ^-^ and 
>_< wie ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ thwoat. By :33 heaven, ^-^ I do love; ^-^ and it hath ^-^ taught :33 me uWu to 
x3 whyme, ^-^ and uWu to >_< be ^-^ mewanchowy; ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe is ^.^ pawt :3 of >_> my x3 whyme, ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ hewe >_> my melancholy. xDD Weww, she hath >w< onye uWu o' >_> my sonnets ÚwÚ awweady; >w< the 
clown bore ^w^ it, >w< the UwU foow >_> sent ^w^ it, ^-^ and >w< the lady hath it: sweet 
ÚwÚ cwown, >w< sweetew >w< foow, sweetest :33 wady! By >w< the world, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot 
OwO cawe a uWu pin >_> if >w< the x3 othew xDD thwee were uWu in. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< onye xDD with a 
>_> papew; >_> God >w< give xDD him ^.^ gwace uWu to ^.^ gwoan! 
^.^ [Cwimbs uWu into a x3 twee] 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, xDD with a paper 

uWu KING. OwO Ay me! 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. >_< Shot, :3 by heaven! :3 Pwoceed, sweet ^-^ Cupid; >w< thou UwU hast ÚwÚ thump'd 
xDD him xDD with thy :3 biwd-bowt ^.^ undew >w< the UwU weft pap. ^.^ In faith, x3 secwets! 
uWu KING. >_< [Weads] 
UwU 'So sweet a >_> kiss >w< the xDD gowden sun xDD gives UwU nyot 
>_< To those >_> fwesh ^.^ mownying ^.^ dwops upon >w< the xDD wose, 
:33 As thy >_> eye-beams, uWu when their >_> fwesh ÚwÚ ways have :33 smote 
^.^ The night :3 of UwU dew ^w^ that on >_> my >_> cheeks OwO down UwU fwows; 
>_> Nyow uWu shinyes >w< the silver moon >w< onye :3 hawf ;;w;; so OwO bwight 
>_> Thwough >w< the ÚwÚ twanspawent bosom :3 of >w< the uWu deep, 
:33 As x3 doth thy UwU face through tears :3 of mine >w< give x3 wight. 
Thou ^-^ shin'st ^-^ in >_> evewy tear ^w^ that ^-^ I do ^w^ weep; 
:33 Nyo drop but ÚwÚ as a :33 coach x3 doth x3 cawwy ;;w;; thee; 
So ridest >w< thou x3 twiumphing ^-^ in >_> my woe. 
:3 Do but uWu behowd >w< the tears ^w^ that ^w^ sweww ^-^ in me, 
And :33 they thy xDD gwowy through >_> my grief >w< wiww show. 
xDD But do UwU nyot :33 wove xDD thysewf; :33 then >w< thou OwO wiwt :3 keep 
^w^ My tears for ^w^ gwasses, ^-^ and OwO stiww uWu make :33 me weep. 
O :3 queen :3 of ;;w;; queens! how far dost >w< thou OwO excew 
:33 Nyo :3 thought ^w^ can xDD think >_< nyow tongue :3 of x3 mowtaw tell.' 
UwU How >_< shaww she >_< knyow >_> my :33 gwiefs? >_< I'ww drop >w< the paper- 
^-^ Sweet ;;w;; weaves, :3 shade folly. >_< Who is UwU he ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 
OwO [Steps >_< aside] 

^-^ Entew :33 WONGAVIWWE, xDD with a paper 

^w^ What, >w< Wongaviwwe, ^-^ and reading! >_< Wisten, >_< caw. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. xDD Nyow, ^-^ in thy ^w^ wikenyess, >w< onye :33 mowe UwU foow uWu appeaw! 
LONGAVILLE. OwO Ay me, ^-^ I am ;;w;; fowswown! 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. :3 Why, UwU he ÚwÚ comes ^-^ in OwO wike a uWu pewjuwe, :33 weawing :33 papews. 
uWu KING. ^.^ In love, ^-^ I UwU hope; sweet ÚwÚ fewwowship ^-^ in shame! 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. uWu Onye ÚwÚ dwunkawd >_< woves uWu anyothew :3 of >w< the name. 
LONGAVILLE. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I >w< the >_> fiwst ^w^ that have OwO been ^w^ pewjuw'd so? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd put ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in xDD comfowt: UwU nyot :3 by x3 two ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< knyow; 
Thou :33 makest >w< the UwU twiumviwy, >w< the >_> cownyew-cap :3 of society, 
^.^ The shape :3 of xDD Wove's Tyburn ^w^ that OwO hangs :3 up simplicity. 
LONGAVILLE. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw uWu these OwO stubbown UwU winyes x3 wack ÚwÚ powew uWu to >w< move. 
O sweet >_> Mawia, >_> empwess :3 of >_> my love! 
These numbers >w< wiww ^-^ I tear, ^-^ and xDD wwite ^-^ in :3 pwose. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. OwO O, rhymes are ;;w;; guawds on ÚwÚ wanton UwU Cupid's ^-^ hose: 
>_< Disfiguwe UwU nyot ^.^ his :33 swop. 
LONGAVILLE. ^.^ This ^-^ same >_< shaww ^w^ go. UwU [He >_< weads >w< the sonnet] 
>_> 'Did UwU nyot >w< the uWu heavenwy rhetoric :3 of ^w^ thinye ^-^ eye, 
^.^ 'Gainst whom >w< the UwU wowwd ;;w;; cannyot hold >_< awgument, 
x3 Pewsuade >_> my :33 heawt uWu to ^w^ this x3 fawse ^-^ pewjuwy? 
Vows for ÚwÚ thee ^.^ bwoke ^w^ desewve UwU nyot ;;w;; punyishment. 
xDD A woman ^-^ I ;;w;; fowswowe; but ^-^ I >w< wiww OwO pwove, 
Thou being a goddess, ^-^ I OwO fowswowe UwU nyot UwU thee: 
^w^ My OwO vow >_> was xDD eawthwy, >w< thou a uWu heavenwy love; 
>w< Thy ^.^ gwace being gain'd ÚwÚ cuwes ;;w;; aww disgrace ^-^ in >w< me. 
Vows are but >w< bweath, ^-^ and >_< bweath a uWu vapouw is; 
UwU Then UwU thou, ^.^ faiw sun, xDD which on >_> my earth dost >w< shinye, 
:33 Exhaw'st ^w^ this >w< vapouw-vow; ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee it ^.^ is. 
UwU If :3 bwoken, :33 then it is xDD nyo x3 fauwt :3 of mine; 
UwU If :3 by :33 me broke, what UwU foow is UwU nyot ;;w;; so uWu wise 
>_< To ;;w;; wose :3 an oath uWu to >w< win a paradise?' 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ This is >w< the ÚwÚ wivew-vein, xDD which ^-^ makes flesh a xDD deity, 
xDD A >_> gween >_> goose a goddess- UwU puwe, >_> puwe ;;w;; idowatwy. 
>_> God >_< amend us, >_> God >w< amend! OwO We are ÚwÚ much :33 out uWu o' >_> th' way. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ DUMAIN, xDD with a paper 

LONGAVILLE. By whom >_< shaww ^-^ I ^.^ send this?- >_< Company! xDD Stay. 
OwO [Steps >_< aside] 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; 'Aww ;;w;; hid, ;;w;; aww OwO hid'- :3 an old infant play. 
>w< Wike a ^-^ demigod ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ sit ^-^ I ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ sky, 
And >_> wwetched x3 foows' >_< secwets heedfully o'er-eye. 
x3 Mowe >_< sacks uWu to >w< the ^.^ miww! O :33 heavens, ^-^ I have >_> my ^.^ wish! 
:33 Dumain OwO twansfowmed! ^.^ Fouw ^-^ woodcocks ^-^ in a ;;w;; dish! 
x3 DUMAIN. O :3 most ÚwÚ divinye Kate! 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. O :3 most OwO pwofanye UwU coxcomb! 
x3 DUMAIN. By :33 heaven, >w< the x3 wondew ^-^ in a x3 mowtaw :3 eye! 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. By >_> eawth, she is not, UwU cowpowaw: >w< thewe :33 you :33 wie. 
x3 DUMAIN. ÚwÚ Hew ^w^ ambew uWu haiws for ÚwÚ fouw hath ^w^ ambew quoted. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; An amber-colour'd xDD waven >_> was ^w^ weww ^-^ nyoted. 
x3 DUMAIN. :33 As x3 upwight ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ cedaw. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. x3 Stoop, ^-^ I :3 say; 
ÚwÚ Hew shoulder is xDD with :33 chiwd. 
x3 DUMAIN. :33 As ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ as ;;w;; day. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ some uWu days; but :33 then xDD nyo sun must ÚwÚ shinye. 
x3 DUMAIN. O ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had >_> my ^.^ wish! 
LONGAVILLE. And ^-^ I ^w^ had >_< minye! 
uWu KING. And ^-^ I mine too,.good :3 Wowd! 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. xDD Amen, ;;w;; so ^-^ I ^w^ had >_< minye! Is UwU nyot ^w^ that a ^w^ good >w< wowd? 
x3 DUMAIN. ^-^ I :3 wouwd forget :3 hew; but a ;;w;; fevew she 
UwU Weigns ^-^ in >_> my uWu bwood, ^-^ and >w< wiww ;;w;; wememb'wed OwO be. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. xDD A ;;w;; fevew ^-^ in ^-^ youw :3 bwood? :3 Why, :33 then OwO incision 
>w< Wouwd let ;;w;; hew :33 out ^-^ in OwO saucews. ^-^ Sweet :33 mispwision! 
x3 DUMAIN. ;;w;; Once :33 mowe >_< I'ww UwU wead >w< the :33 ode ^w^ that ^-^ I have ^w^ wwit. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Once :33 mowe >_< I'ww >_< mawk how :33 wove ^w^ can vary ^-^ wit. 
x3 DUMAIN. >_< [Weads] 
^w^ 'On a ^w^ day-awack >w< the >_< day!- 
OwO Wove, :3 whose >_> month is ^-^ evew May, 
>w< Spied a blossom >w< passing ^.^ faiw 
>_> Pwaying ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ wanton >w< aiw. 
>_> Thwough >w< the ^-^ vewvet leaves >w< the wind, 
;;w;; Aww ÚwÚ unseen, ^w^ can >_> passage ^.^ find; 
:33 That >w< the :33 wovew, ÚwÚ sick uWu to >_< death, 
UwU Wish'd himself >w< the heaven's >_> bweath. 
^-^ "Aiw," ^-^ quoth UwU he ^-^ "thy >_> cheeks ^w^ may >_< bwow; 
>_< Aiw, :3 wouwd ^-^ I :33 might ÚwÚ twiumph so! 
>w< But, alack, >_> my UwU hand is ^w^ swown 
>w< Nye'ew uWu to pluck ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom thy thorn; 
Vow, alack, for ^w^ youth ÚwÚ unmeet, 
Youth ;;w;; so :3 apt uWu to pluck a xDD sweet. 
:3 Do UwU nyot UwU caww it x3 sin ^-^ in :33 me 
:33 That ^-^ I am ;;w;; fowswown for ;;w;; thee; 
Thou for whom :3 Jove :3 wouwd xDD sweaw 
UwU Junyo but :3 an Ethiope ^.^ wewe; 
And uWu deny himself for x3 Jove, 
>_< Tuwnying x3 mowtaw for thy x3 wove."' 
^.^ This >w< wiww ^-^ I send; ^-^ and x3 something else :33 mowe UwU pwain 
:33 That >_< shaww OwO expwess >_> my OwO twue love's fasting x3 pain. 
OwO O, :3 wouwd >w< the :3 King, ;;w;; Bewownye ^-^ and >w< Wongaviwwe, 
^.^ Wewe >w< wovews too! >_> Iww, uWu to ^.^ exampwe ^-^ iww, 
>w< Wouwd OwO fwom >_> my >_< fowehead uWu wipe a ^w^ pewjuw'd note; 
:3 Fow none ^w^ offend >w< whewe ;;w;; aww UwU awike do dote. 
LONGAVILLE. [Advancing] x3 Dumain, thy :33 wove is far OwO fwom charity, 
:33 That ^-^ in love's grief xDD desiw'st society; 
You ^w^ may >w< wook pale, but ^-^ I OwO shouwd blush, ^-^ I :33 knyow, 
>_< To >_< be ^w^ o'ewheawd ^-^ and ^.^ taken ;;w;; nyapping >_< so. 
uWu KING. [Advancing] uWu Come, sir, :33 you uWu bwush; ÚwÚ as uWu his, ^-^ youw case is xDD such. 
You chide :3 at :3 him, UwU offending twice ÚwÚ as much: 
You do UwU nyot :33 wove >_< Mawia! OwO Wongaviwwe 
ÚwÚ Did UwU nyevew xDD sonnyet for ;;w;; hew >w< sake ÚwÚ compiwe; 
>_> Nyow UwU nyevew lay ^.^ his :33 wweathed xDD awms >_< athwawt 
:33 His >_> woving UwU bosom, uWu to :3 keep OwO down ^.^ his >w< heawt. 
^-^ I have OwO been closely shrouded ^-^ in ^w^ this bush, 
And mark'd :33 you both, ^-^ and for :33 you x3 both >w< did ^w^ bwush. 
^-^ I heard ^-^ youw x3 guiwty >w< whymes, observ'd ^-^ youw >w< fashion, 
uWu Saw sighs x3 week OwO fwom ^.^ you, x3 nyoted ^w^ weww ^-^ youw xDD passion. 
ÚwÚ 'Ay ^-^ me!' x3 says ^w^ onye. uWu 'O >w< Jove!' >w< the x3 othew cries. 
>_> Onye, ;;w;; hew uWu haiws were :3 gowd; >_> cwystaw >w< the UwU othew's ^-^ eyes. 
^w^ [To :33 WONGAVIWWE] You :3 wouwd for paradise x3 bweak faith ^-^ and UwU twoth; 
^w^ [To >w< Dumain] And :3 Jove for ^-^ youw :33 wove :3 wouwd uWu infwinge :3 an oath. 
:3 What >w< wiww ;;w;; Bewownye say uWu when ^w^ that UwU he >_< shaww >_> heaw 
;;w;; Faith infringed xDD which >_< such xDD zeaw >w< did >_> sweaw? 
UwU How >w< wiww UwU he UwU scown, how >w< wiww UwU he ÚwÚ spend ^.^ his >_< wit! 
UwU How >w< wiww UwU he triumph, ÚwÚ weap, ^-^ and ÚwÚ waugh :3 at x3 it! 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD weawth ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^-^ I >w< did see, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have xDD him >_< knyow ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :3 by >w< me. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. xDD [Descending] :3 Nyow >_< step ^-^ I ^-^ fowth uWu to ;;w;; whip OwO hypocwisy, 
>_< Ah, ^w^ good >_> my liege, ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee >w< pawdon >w< me. 
Good heart, what ^.^ gwace UwU hast >w< thou UwU thus uWu to ^-^ wepwove 
These ^w^ wowms for >w< woving, ^w^ that UwU awt :3 most ^-^ in >w< wove? 
;;w;; Youw ^.^ eyes do uWu make xDD nyo >_> coaches; ^-^ in ^-^ youw tears 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo x3 cewtain xDD pwincess ^w^ that ;;w;; appeaws; 
>_< You'ww UwU nyot >_< be OwO pewjuw'd; ÚwÚ 'tis a >_< hatefuw thing; 
^w^ Tush, none but :33 minstwews OwO wike :3 of :3 sonnyeting. 
xDD But are :33 you UwU nyot x3 ashamed? Nay, are :33 you not, 
;;w;; Aww xDD thwee :3 of ^.^ you, uWu to >_< be UwU thus ÚwÚ much :3 o'ewshot? 
You x3 found ^.^ his :33 mote; >w< the OwO King ^-^ youw ^.^ mote >w< did ÚwÚ see; 
xDD But ^-^ I a ÚwÚ beam do find ^-^ in uWu each :3 of OwO thwee. 
OwO O, what a uWu scenye :3 of >_< foow'wy have ^-^ I xDD seen, 
Of sighs, :3 of groans, :3 of ^w^ sowwow, ^-^ and :3 of ;;w;; teen! 
OwO O, me, xDD with what :33 stwict x3 patience have ^-^ I >_> sat, 
>_< To see a :33 king :3 twansfowmed uWu to a gnat! 
>_< To see >_> gweat ^w^ Hewcuwes :33 whipping a ÚwÚ gig, 
And ^w^ pwofound Solomon uWu to ^.^ tunye a ^-^ jig, 
And ;;w;; Nyestow uWu pway :3 at :33 push-pin xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ boys, 
And ;;w;; cwitic ÚwÚ Timon ÚwÚ waugh :3 at xDD idwe uWu toys! 
;;w;; Whewe ^w^ wies thy xDD gwief, OwO O, tell me, ^w^ good Dumain? 
And, ÚwÚ gentwe >w< Wongaviwwe, >w< whewe ^w^ wies thy :33 pain? 
And >w< whewe >_> my xDD wiege's? ;;w;; Aww uWu about >w< the breast. 
xDD A xDD caudwe, uWu ho! 
uWu KING. :33 Too OwO bittew is thy ^-^ jest. 
;;w;; Awe ;;w;; we x3 betwayed UwU thus uWu to thy ;;w;; ovew-view? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. uWu Nyot :33 you :3 by me, but ^-^ I x3 betwayed uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ I ^w^ that am OwO honyest, ^-^ I ^w^ that hold it x3 sin 
>_< To x3 bweak >w< the OwO vow ^-^ I am engaged in; 
^-^ I am x3 betwayed :3 by ^w^ keeping company 
With ^-^ men OwO wike ^.^ you, ^-^ men :3 of >_> inconstancy. 
When >_< shaww :33 you see :33 me xDD wwite a >_> thing ^-^ in UwU whyme? 
>_> Ow ^-^ gwoan for ^.^ Joan? >w< ow ÚwÚ spend a minute's :3 time 
^.^ In OwO pwunying ÚwÚ me? When >_< shaww :33 you >_> heaw ^w^ that ^-^ I 
Will praise a ;;w;; hand, a >w< foot, a OwO face, :3 an ^-^ eye, 
xDD A gait, a xDD state, a uWu bwow, a breast, a UwU waist, 
xDD A >w< weg, a xDD wimb- 
uWu KING. Soft! >_< whithew xDD away ;;w;; so xDD fast? 
xDD A OwO twue man >w< ow a xDD thief ^w^ that >_< gawwops so? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ I ÚwÚ post OwO fwom love; ^w^ good :33 wovew, let :33 me ^w^ go. 

^-^ Entew >_> JAQUENyETTA ^-^ and ;;w;; COSTAWD 

UwU JAQUENyETTA. >_> God bless >w< the King! 
uWu KING. :3 What present UwU hast >w< thou ÚwÚ thewe? 
uWu COSTAWD. ^.^ Some x3 cewtain x3 tweason. 
uWu KING. :3 What ^-^ makes treason :33 hewe? 
uWu COSTAWD. Nay, it ^-^ makes ;;w;; nyothing, ^-^ siw. 
uWu KING. UwU If it :3 maw OwO nyothing neither, 
^.^ The treason ^-^ and :33 you ^w^ go ^-^ in peace xDD away together. 
UwU JAQUENyETTA. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, let ^w^ this letter >_< be ^w^ wead; 
>_< Ouw :33 pewson ^.^ misdoubts it: x3 'twas ;;w;; tweason, UwU he :33 said. 
uWu KING. ^w^ Bewownye, UwU wead it x3 ovew. [BEROWNE >_< weads >w< the letter] 
;;w;; Whewe ^.^ hadst >w< thou it? 
UwU JAQUENyETTA. Of :3 Costawd. 
uWu KING. ;;w;; Whewe ^.^ hadst >w< thou it? 
uWu COSTAWD. Of x3 Dun x3 Adwamadio, x3 Dun Adramadio. 
[BEROWNE tears >w< the letter] 
uWu KING. UwU How OwO nyow! :3 What is ^-^ in :33 you? ^.^ Why dost >w< thou tear it? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. xDD A ^.^ toy, >_> my liege, a :3 toy! ;;w;; Youw Grace xDD nyeeds UwU nyot ^w^ feaw uWu it. 
LONGAVILLE. >_> It >w< did ^.^ move xDD him uWu to uWu passion, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe let's >_> heaw 
uWu it. 
x3 DUMAIN. >_> It is :3 Bewownye's writing, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe is ^.^ his name. 
x3 [Gathewing :3 up >w< the ÚwÚ pieces] 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. :33 [ >_< To >w< COSTAWD] >_< Ah, :33 you OwO whoweson loggerhead, :33 you were >w< bown 
uWu to do :33 me >w< shame. 
>w< Guiwty, >_> my lord, ^.^ guiwty! ^-^ I ÚwÚ confess, ^-^ I >w< confess. 
uWu KING. What? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. :33 That :33 you xDD thwee x3 foows ^-^ wack'd :33 me UwU foow uWu to uWu make :3 up >w< the x3 mess; 
x3 He, ÚwÚ he, ^-^ and >w< you- ^-^ and ^.^ you, >_> my ^-^ wiege!- ^-^ and ^-^ I 
;;w;; Awe x3 pick-puwses ^-^ in love, ^-^ and ;;w;; we ^w^ desewve uWu to ^.^ die. 
OwO O, ÚwÚ dismiss ^w^ this ;;w;; audience, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< shaww tell :33 you >w< mowe. 
x3 DUMAIN. :3 Nyow >w< the :33 nyumbew is ^-^ even. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. OwO Twue, ;;w;; twue, ;;w;; we are four. 
Will uWu these ^w^ tuwtwes >_< be :33 gonye? 
uWu KING. :33 Hence, >_< siws, uWu away. 
uWu COSTAWD. Walk :33 aside >w< the OwO twue UwU fowk, ^-^ and let >w< the x3 twaitows stay. 
Exeunt ;;w;; COSTAWD ^-^ and >_> JAQUENyETTA 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Sweet ^w^ wowds, sweet >_> wovews, OwO O, let uWu us embrace! 
:33 As OwO twue ;;w;; we are ÚwÚ as flesh ^-^ and UwU bwood ^w^ can OwO be. 
^.^ The >w< sea >w< wiww ebb ^-^ and flow, :3 heaven ^w^ show ^.^ his xDD face; 
Young UwU bwood x3 doth UwU nyot xDD obey :3 an old UwU decwee. 
OwO We ;;w;; cannyot x3 cwoss >w< the >_< cause why ;;w;; we were born, 
Therefore :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< hands must ;;w;; we >_< be forsworn. 
uWu KING. ^w^ What, >w< did uWu these rent UwU winyes ^w^ show ÚwÚ some :33 wove :3 of ^.^ thinye? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. >_> 'Did ;;w;; they?' ^-^ quoth ÚwÚ you. >_< Who x3 sees >w< the uWu heavenwy >_< Wosawinye 
UwU That, OwO wike a rude ^-^ and UwU savage man :3 of Inde 
x3 At >w< the >_> fiwst :33 op'nying :3 of >w< the uWu gowgeous x3 east, 
^.^ Bows UwU nyot ^.^ his ;;w;; vassaw ^.^ head UwU and, strucken blind, 
UwU Kisses >w< the base >_< gwound xDD with :3 obedient UwU bweast? 
:3 What :3 pewemptowy :33 eagwe-sighted eye 
:3 Dawes >w< wook upon >w< the :3 heaven :3 of ;;w;; hew ^.^ bwow 
:33 That is UwU nyot ^.^ bwinded :3 by ;;w;; hew >_< majesty? 
uWu KING. :3 What zeal, what ^.^ fuwy hath uWu inspiw'd ÚwÚ thee OwO nyow? 
^w^ My love, ;;w;; hew mistress, is a OwO gwacious ^w^ moon; 
^-^ She, :3 an attending OwO staw, scarce seen a x3 wight. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ My ^.^ eyes are :33 then xDD nyo uWu eyes, >_< nyow ^-^ I Berowne. 
OwO O, but for >_> my love, x3 day :3 wouwd ^w^ tuwn uWu to >_< nyight! 
Of ;;w;; aww complexions >w< the :3 cuww'd OwO soveweignty 
:3 Do uWu meet, ÚwÚ as :3 at a x3 faiw, ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^.^ faiw cheek, 
;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; sevewaw ÚwÚ wowthies uWu make >w< onye ^w^ dignyity, 
;;w;; Whewe OwO nyothing ^-^ wants ^w^ that >_< want ^w^ itsewf x3 doth >_< seek. 
>_< Wend :33 me >w< the ^.^ fwouwish :3 of ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ gentwe ^w^ tongues- 
>w< Fie, painted ^.^ whetowic! OwO O, she xDD nyeeds it not! 
>_< To things :3 of >w< sawe a x3 sewwew's praise ^w^ bewongs: 
ÚwÚ She ^-^ passes x3 pwaise; :33 then praise x3 too x3 showt x3 doth OwO bwot. 
xDD A wither'd ;;w;; hewmit, x3 five-scowe OwO wintews x3 wown, 
:33 Might shake off fifty, :33 wooking ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >w< eye. 
UwU Beauty x3 doth x3 vawnyish :3 age, ÚwÚ as >_> if :33 nyew-bown, 
And xDD gives >w< the OwO cwutch >w< the xDD cwadwe's >w< infancy. 
OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the sun ^w^ that >_< maketh ;;w;; aww things ^w^ shinye! 
uWu KING. By :33 heaven, thy :33 wove is >w< bwack ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ ebony. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Is ebony OwO wike :33 hew? O >w< wood x3 divinye! 
xDD A uWu wife :3 of >_< such >w< wood were ÚwÚ fewicity. 
OwO O, ;;w;; who ^w^ can >w< give :3 an uWu oath? ;;w;; Whewe is a :3 book? 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may xDD sweaw beauty x3 doth beauty lack, 
UwU If ^w^ that she learn UwU nyot :3 of ;;w;; hew eye uWu to look. 
:33 Nyo UwU face is ^.^ faiw ^w^ that is UwU nyot full ;;w;; so ^-^ bwack. 
uWu KING. O >_< pawadox! :3 Bwack is >w< the x3 badge :3 of uWu heww, 
^.^ The :33 hue :3 of >w< dungeons, ^-^ and >w< the :33 schoow :3 of night; 
And >w< beauty's ^w^ cwest UwU becomes >w< the heavens ^.^ weww. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Devils :33 soonyest tempt, >_< wesembwing >_> spiwits :3 of x3 wight. 
OwO O, >_> if ^-^ in >w< bwack >_> my ^w^ wady's x3 bwows >_< be ^.^ deckt, 
>_> It ÚwÚ mouwns ^w^ that :33 painting ^-^ and x3 usuwping >w< haiw 
^.^ Shouwd ^.^ wavish doters xDD with a x3 fawse >_< aspect; 
And x3 thewefowe is she >w< bown uWu to uWu make >w< bwack fair. 
ÚwÚ Hew :33 favouw :3 tuwns >w< the ÚwÚ fashion :3 of >w< the uWu days; 
:3 Fow native UwU bwood is :33 counted :33 painting OwO nyow; 
And x3 thewefowe ^.^ wed ^w^ that :3 wouwd ^.^ avoid ^-^ dispwaise 
;;w;; Paints ^w^ itsewf x3 bwack, uWu to :33 imitate ;;w;; hew brow. 
x3 DUMAIN. >_< To >w< wook OwO wike ;;w;; hew are >_> chimnyey-sweepews ^-^ bwack. 
LONGAVILLE. And >_> since ;;w;; hew :3 time are ^.^ cowwiews :33 counted ^.^ bwight. 
uWu KING. And :33 Ethiopes :3 of their sweet :33 compwexion crack. 
x3 DUMAIN. >w< Dawk xDD nyeeds xDD nyo candles uWu nyow, for ^-^ dawk is x3 wight. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Youw ^.^ mistwesses dare UwU nyevew come ^-^ in rain 
:3 Fow ^w^ feaw their ^w^ cowouws OwO shouwd >_< be >_< wash'd uWu away. 
uWu KING. ^-^ 'Twewe ^w^ good ;;w;; youws ^w^ did; ^-^ fow, sir, uWu to tell :33 you ;;w;; pwain, 
>_< I'ww find a :3 faiwew UwU face UwU nyot >_< wash'd xDD to-day. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. >_< I'ww >_< pwove ;;w;; hew x3 faiw, >w< ow ^-^ tawk :3 tiww ;;w;; doomsday uWu hewe. 
uWu KING. :33 Nyo devil >w< wiww xDD fwight ÚwÚ thee :33 then ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ^w^ she. 
x3 DUMAIN. ^-^ I UwU nyevew ^-^ knyew man hold :3 viwe stuff ;;w;; so x3 deaw. 
LONGAVILLE. x3 Wook, >_> hewe's thy love: >_> my ^.^ foot ^-^ and ;;w;; hew UwU face >_> see. 
UwU [Showing ^.^ his shoe] 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. OwO O, >_> if >w< the uWu stweets were :33 paved xDD with ^w^ thinye uWu eyes, 
ÚwÚ Hew feet were ÚwÚ much x3 too >_> dainty for >_< such ^.^ twead! 
x3 DUMAIN. O >_< viwe! OwO Then, ÚwÚ as she >_< goes, what ÚwÚ upwawd ^w^ wies 
^.^ The :33 stweet OwO shouwd see ÚwÚ as she >_< wawk'd xDD ovewhead. 
uWu KING. xDD But what :3 of xDD this? ;;w;; Awe ;;w;; we UwU nyot ;;w;; aww ^-^ in >w< wove? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Nothing ;;w;; so :3 suwe; ^-^ and >w< theweby ;;w;; aww forsworn. 
uWu KING. UwU Then uWu weave ^w^ this >_< chat; UwU and, ^w^ good ^w^ Bewownye, now >_< pwove 
>_< Ouw >_> woving UwU wawfuw, ^-^ and x3 ouw faith UwU nyot >w< town. 
x3 DUMAIN. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, >_> thewe; ÚwÚ some ;;w;; fwattewy for ^w^ this evil. 
LONGAVILLE. OwO O, ÚwÚ some ^w^ authowity how uWu to >_> pwoceed; 
^.^ Some ;;w;; twicks, ÚwÚ some >w< quiwwets, how uWu to :3 cheat >w< the devil! 
x3 DUMAIN. ^.^ Some salve for ^.^ pewjuwy. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. 'Tis :33 mowe than ^.^ nyeed. 
>_< Have :3 at ^.^ you, uWu then, >w< affection's >_> men-at-awms. 
Consider what :33 you >_> fiwst >w< did xDD sweaw xDD unto: 
>_< To x3 fast, uWu to ^.^ study, ^-^ and uWu to see xDD nyo ^-^ woman- 
>w< Fwat treason uWu 'gainst >w< the UwU kingwy ^.^ state :3 of >_< youth. 
>w< Say, ^w^ can :33 you xDD fast? ;;w;; Youw uWu stomachs are x3 too ;;w;; young, 
And abstinence uWu engendews maladies. 
And, >w< whewe ^w^ that :33 you :33 you have UwU vow'd uWu to ^.^ study, ^w^ wowds, 
^.^ In ^w^ that uWu each :3 of :33 you have ;;w;; fowswown ^.^ his ÚwÚ book, 
>_> Can :33 you OwO stiww >_< dweam, ^-^ and ^w^ powe, ^-^ and ^w^ theweon :33 wook? 
:3 Fow uWu when :3 wouwd ^.^ you, >_> my lord, >w< ow ^.^ you, >w< ow ^.^ you, 
>_< Have x3 found >w< the >_< gwound :3 of >_< study's xDD excewwence 
>_< Without >w< the beauty :3 of a :3 woman's xDD face? 
^w^ Fwom >_> women's ^.^ eyes ^w^ this ÚwÚ doctwinye ^-^ I >_< dewive: 
xDD They are >w< the OwO gwound, >w< the >_> books, >w< the academes, 
^w^ Fwom whence x3 doth ;;w;; spwing >w< the OwO twue ÚwÚ Pwomethean >w< fiwe. 
:3 Why, universal ;;w;; pwodding ^-^ poisons :3 up 
^.^ The :33 nyimbwe >_> spiwits ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ awtewies, 
:33 As ÚwÚ motion ^-^ and ;;w;; wong-duwing action >w< tiwes 
^.^ The sinewy >w< vigouw :3 of >w< the >_< twavewwew. 
xDD Nyow, for UwU nyot :33 wooking on a :3 woman's OwO face, 
You have ^-^ in ^w^ that ;;w;; fowswown >w< the ÚwÚ use :3 of uWu eyes, 
And study OwO too, >w< the ^w^ causew :3 of ^-^ youw >w< vow; 
:3 Fow >w< whewe is xDD authow ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd 
;;w;; Teaches >_< such beauty ÚwÚ as a :3 woman's >w< eye? 
^-^ Weawnying is but :3 an >w< adjunct uWu to :33 ouwsewf, 
And >w< whewe ;;w;; we are x3 ouw learning ÚwÚ wikewise is; 
UwU Then uWu when >_> ouwsewves ;;w;; we see ^-^ in ladies' uWu eyes, 
With :33 ouwsewves. 
:3 Do ;;w;; we UwU nyot ÚwÚ wikewise see x3 ouw learning ÚwÚ thewe? 
OwO O, ;;w;; we have uWu made a OwO vow uWu to ^.^ study, ^w^ wowds, 
And ^-^ in ^w^ that OwO vow ;;w;; we have ;;w;; fowswown x3 ouw uWu books. 
:3 Fow uWu when :3 wouwd ^.^ you, >_> my liege, >w< ow ^.^ you, >w< ow ^.^ you, 
^.^ In :33 weaden contemplation have x3 found :33 out 
>_> Such ^-^ fiewy numbers ÚwÚ as >w< the >_< pwompting ^.^ eyes 
Of >w< beauty's >w< tutows have ÚwÚ enwich'd :33 you ^.^ with? 
:3 Othew ^-^ swow uWu awts UwU entiwewy :3 keep >w< the ^w^ bwain; 
And >_< thewefowe, UwU finding x3 bawwen >_< pwactisews, 
>w< Scawce ^w^ show a OwO hawvest :3 of their >_< heavy :3 toiw; 
xDD But love, >_> fiwst >_> weawnyed ^-^ in a ^w^ wady's uWu eyes, 
Lives UwU nyot OwO awonye :33 immuwed ^-^ in >w< the x3 bwain, 
xDD But xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ motion :3 of ;;w;; aww elements 
Courses ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ swift ÚwÚ as :3 thought ^-^ in >_> evewy :33 powew, 
And xDD gives uWu to >_> evewy ÚwÚ powew a >w< doubwe :33 powew, 
ÚwÚ Above their uWu functions ^-^ and their :3 offices. 
>_> It OwO adds a ;;w;; pwecious ;;w;; seeing uWu to >w< the uWu eye: 
xDD A >w< wovew's ^.^ eyes >w< wiww >_> gaze :3 an ;;w;; eagwe >_< bwind. 
xDD A >w< wovew's >_> eaw >w< wiww >_> heaw >w< the lowest uWu sound, 
When >w< the suspicious ^.^ head :3 of >w< theft is uWu stopp'd. 
xDD Wove's feeling is :33 mowe UwU soft ^-^ and sensible 
uWu Than are >w< the tender >_> howns :3 of cockled ÚwÚ snyaiws: 
xDD Wove's tongue >_> pwoves >_> dainty ^-^ Bacchus >_< gwoss ^-^ in ^-^ taste. 
:3 Fow uWu vawouw, is UwU nyot Love a Hercules, 
UwU Stiww >w< cwimbing OwO twees ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ Hespewides? 
Subtle ÚwÚ as OwO Sphinx; ÚwÚ as sweet ^-^ and :33 musicaw 
:33 As OwO bwight Apollo's ÚwÚ wute, strung xDD with ^.^ his ;;w;; haiw. 
And uWu when Love >_< speaks, >w< the :3 voice :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU gods 
Make :3 heaven ^.^ dwowsy xDD with >w< the >w< hawmony. 
^.^ Nyevew durst poet >_< touch a pen uWu to xDD wwite 
OwO Untiw ^.^ his ^-^ ink were temp'red xDD with xDD Wove's :3 sighs; 
OwO O, :33 then ^.^ his UwU winyes :3 wouwd ^.^ wavish UwU savage >_> eaws, 
And UwU pwant ^-^ in ^.^ tywants >_< miwd x3 humiwity. 
^w^ Fwom >_> women's ^.^ eyes ^w^ this ÚwÚ doctwinye ^-^ I uWu dewive. 
xDD They :33 spawkwe OwO stiww >w< the >w< wight ÚwÚ Pwomethean ^w^ fiwe; 
xDD They are >w< the >_> books, >w< the >w< awts, >w< the academes, 
:33 That >_< show, contain, ^-^ and :33 nyouwish, ;;w;; aww >w< the world, 
Else none :3 at ;;w;; aww ^-^ in :3 aught >_> pwoves :33 excewwent. 
UwU Then x3 foows :33 you were uWu these :33 women uWu to ^-^ fowsweaw; 
^w^ Ow, ^w^ keeping what is :3 swown, :33 you >w< wiww >_< pwove fools. 
:3 Fow wisdom's xDD sake, a :3 wowd ^w^ that ;;w;; aww ^-^ men love; 
>_> Ow for xDD Wove's xDD sake, a :3 wowd ^w^ that >_< woves ;;w;; aww men; 
>_> Ow for men's xDD sake, >w< the authors :3 of uWu these >_> women; 
>_> Ow >_> women's xDD sake, :3 by whom ;;w;; we ^-^ men are :3 men- 
Let uWu us once ;;w;; wose x3 ouw :3 oaths uWu to find >_> ouwsewves, 
>_> Ow else ;;w;; we ;;w;; wose >_> ouwsewves uWu to :3 keep x3 ouw ;;w;; oaths. 
>_> It is ^-^ wewigion uWu to >_< be UwU thus xDD fowswown; 
:3 Fow charity ^w^ itsewf xDD fuwfiws >w< the uWu waw, 
And ;;w;; who ^w^ can >_> sevew :33 wove OwO fwom charity? 
uWu KING. ^-^ Saint ^.^ Cupid, >_> then! UwU and, ^w^ sowdiews, uWu to >w< the :3 fiewd! 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. >w< Advance ^-^ youw x3 standawds, ^-^ and upon them, lords; 
Pell-mell, OwO down xDD with OwO them! >_< be >_> fiwst :33 advis'd, 
^.^ In >_> confwict, ^w^ that :33 you x3 get >w< the sun :3 of uWu them. 
LONGAVILLE. :3 Nyow uWu to plain-dealing; lay uWu these >_> gwozes by. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we >_< wesowve uWu to ÚwÚ woo uWu these xDD giwws :3 of France? 
uWu KING. And >w< win them too; x3 thewefowe let uWu us x3 devise 
^.^ Some entertainment for them ^-^ in their :3 tents. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Fiwst, OwO fwom >w< the :3 pawk let uWu us >_> conduct them >_> thithew; 
UwU Then :33 homewawd >_> evewy man x3 attach >w< the UwU hand 
Of ^.^ his ^.^ faiw mistress. ^.^ In >w< the xDD aftewnyoon 
OwO We >w< wiww xDD with ÚwÚ some ^-^ stwange :33 pastime solace them, 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as >w< the OwO showtnyess :3 of >w< the :3 time ^w^ can uWu shape; 
:3 Fow uWu wevews, >w< dances, >w< masks, ^-^ and uWu mewwy >_> houws, 
^.^ Fowewun ^.^ faiw OwO Wove, ÚwÚ stwewing ;;w;; hew x3 way xDD with flowers. 
uWu KING. :3 Away, uWu away! :33 Nyo :3 time >_< shaww >_< be omitted 
:33 That >w< wiww betime, ^-^ and ^w^ may :3 by uWu us >_< be :3 fitted. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Allons! allons! :33 Sow'd cockle UwU weap'd xDD nyo corn, 
And ÚwÚ justice uWu awways whirls ^-^ in xDD equaw ^-^ measuwe. 
x3 Wight x3 wenches ^w^ may >_< pwove plagues uWu to ^-^ men xDD fowswown; 
UwU If ;;w;; so, x3 ouw ^.^ coppew buys xDD nyo xDD bettew treasure. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The :3 pawk 

^-^ Entew ^w^ HOWOFEWNyES, ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW, ^-^ and >_> DUWW 

^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. :33 Satis quod ÚwÚ sufficit. 
^w^ NyATHANyIEW. ^-^ I praise >_> God for ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. ;;w;; Youw uWu weasons :3 at UwU dinnyew have 
OwO been :33 shawp ^-^ and ^-^ sententious; :3 pweasant :33 without :3 scuwwiwity, witty 
:33 without :3 affection, x3 audacious :33 without xDD impudency, >_> weawnyed :33 without 
uWu opinyion, ^-^ and ^-^ stwange :33 without xDD hewesy. ^-^ I >w< did ^.^ convewse ^w^ this ^w^ quondam 
x3 day xDD with a x3 companyion :3 of >w< the King's ;;w;; who is intituled, ^w^ nyominyated, 
>w< ow ^-^ cawwed, OwO Don UwU Adwianyo UwU de :33 Awmado. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. ;;w;; Nyovi UwU hominyem tanquam >w< te. :33 His OwO humouw is ^-^ wofty, ^.^ his 
;;w;; discouwse ÚwÚ pewemptowy, ^.^ his tongue UwU fiwed, ^.^ his eye ÚwÚ ambitious, ^.^ his 
OwO gait OwO majesticaw ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ genyewaw >w< behaviouw :33 vain, ;;w;; widicuwous, ^-^ and 
>w< thwasonyicaw. He is x3 too ^-^ picked, x3 too ;;w;; spwuce, x3 too affected, x3 too ^-^ odd, 
ÚwÚ as it UwU wewe, x3 too >_< pewegwinyate, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU caww uWu it. 
^w^ NyATHANyIEW. xDD A :3 most ÚwÚ singuwaw ^-^ and :33 choice ÚwÚ epithet. 
ÚwÚ [Dwaws :33 out ^.^ his ÚwÚ tabwe-book] 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. He draweth :33 out >w< the xDD thwead :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; vewbosity >_< finyew than 
>w< the ^.^ stapwe :3 of ^.^ his argument. ^-^ I :3 abhow >_< such ;;w;; fanyaticaw phantasimes, 
>_< such insociable ^-^ and :33 point-devise x3 companyions; >_< such ^-^ wackews :3 of 
>w< owthogwaphy, ÚwÚ as uWu to UwU speak 'dout' OwO finye, uWu when UwU he OwO shouwd say :33 'doubt'; 
'det' uWu when UwU he OwO shouwd :33 pwonyounce uWu 'debt'- ^-^ d, e, uWu b, ;;w;; t, UwU nyot ^-^ d, e, ;;w;; t. 
He clepeth a OwO cawf >w< 'cauf,' :3 hawf 'hauf'; ^w^ nyeighbouw ;;w;; vocatuw 
'nebour'; 'neigh' abbreviated x3 'nye.' ^.^ This is >_> abhominyabwe- xDD which UwU he 
:3 wouwd UwU caww ;;w;; 'abbominyabwe.' >_> It :33 insinyuateth :33 me :3 of insanie: OwO nye 
>_< intewwigis, ^-^ dominye? uWu to uWu make frantic, ^w^ wunyatic. 
^w^ NyATHANyIEW. uWu Waus ^-^ Deo, ÚwÚ bonye ^.^ intewwigo. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. 'Bone'?- xDD 'bonye' for ^-^ 'benye.' ;;w;; Pwiscian a ^-^ wittwe 
scratch'd; 'twill >_> sewve. 

^-^ Entew ARMADO, >w< MOTH, ^-^ and ;;w;; COSTAWD 

^w^ NyATHANyIEW. :33 Videsnye quis xDD venyit? 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. x3 Video, et uWu gaudeo. 
ARMADO. ^w^ [To OwO MOTH] x3 Chiwwah! 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. ÚwÚ Quawe 'chirrah,' UwU nyot :33 'siwwah'? 
ARMADO. >w< Men :3 of OwO peace, ^w^ weww :3 encount'wed. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Most military sir, :3 sawutation. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. x3 [Aside uWu to >w< COSTAWD] xDD They have OwO been :3 at a >_> gweat xDD feast :3 of 
uWu wanguages ^-^ and xDD stow'n >w< the :3 scwaps. 
uWu COSTAWD. OwO O, :33 they have :3 wiv'd long on >w< the alms-basket :3 of :3 wowds. ^-^ I 
:3 mawvew thy ^w^ mastew hath UwU nyot x3 eaten ÚwÚ thee for a word, for >w< thou are 
UwU nyot ;;w;; so long :3 by >w< the ^.^ head ÚwÚ as UwU honyowificabiwitudinyitatibus; >w< thou UwU awt 
xDD easiew swallowed than a xDD fwap-dwagon. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD Peace! >w< the >w< peaw begins. 
ARMADO. ^w^ [To UwU HOWOFEWNyES] Monsieur, are :33 you UwU nyot UwU wett'wed? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. ^w^ Yes, UwU yes; UwU he teaches >_< boys >w< the hornbook. :3 What is ^-^ a, uWu b, ^.^ spewt 
uWu backwawd xDD with >w< the ^.^ hown on ^.^ his uWu head? 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. ÚwÚ Ba, pueritia, xDD with a ^.^ hown added. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. ÚwÚ Ba, :3 most >w< siwwy ^.^ sheep xDD with a ;;w;; hown. You >_> heaw ^.^ his >_> weawnying. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. :33 Quis, >w< quis, >w< thou xDD consonyant? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. ^.^ The ^.^ thiwd :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ five vowels, >_> if You OwO wepeat ^.^ them; >w< ow >w< the 
ÚwÚ fifth, >_> if xDD I. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. ^-^ I >w< wiww OwO wepeat xDD them: ^-^ a, e, ÚwÚ I- 
ÚwÚ MOTH. ^.^ The >_< sheep; >w< the x3 othew x3 two ^w^ concwudes it: OwO o, ÚwÚ U. 
ARMADO. xDD Nyow, :3 by >w< the uWu sawt >_< wave :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ Meditewwanyeum, a sweet >_> touch, 
a quick ^.^ venyue :3 of wit- :3 snyip, ÚwÚ snyap, quick ^-^ and home. >_> It rejoiceth >_> my 
intellect. UwU Twue >_< wit! 
ÚwÚ MOTH. Offer'd :3 by a UwU chiwd uWu to :3 an old >_< man; xDD which is wit-old. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. :3 What is >w< the >_< figuwe? :3 What is >w< the >_< figuwe? 
ÚwÚ MOTH. Horns. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. Thou >_< disputes OwO wike :3 an >_> infant; ^w^ go ;;w;; whip thy gig. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. >_< Wend :33 me ^-^ youw ^.^ hown uWu to uWu make :3 onye, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; whip uWu about ^-^ youw 
x3 infamy circum :33 ciwca- a >_< gig :3 of a x3 cuckowd's ;;w;; hown. 
uWu COSTAWD. ;;w;; An ^-^ I ^w^ had but >w< onye >w< penny ^-^ in >w< the world, >w< thou shouldst have it 
uWu to :3 buy ÚwÚ gingew-bwead. Hold, >w< thewe is >w< the :3 vewy ^.^ wemunyewation ^-^ I ^w^ had 
:3 of thy uWu mastew, >w< thou halfpenny ^.^ puwse :3 of ;;w;; wit, >w< thou uWu pigeon-egg :3 of 
discretion. OwO O, :3 an >w< the heavens were ;;w;; so ÚwÚ pweased ^w^ that >w< thou ^-^ wewt but 
>_> my ;;w;; bastawd, what a joyful father wouldst >w< thou uWu make me! :3 Go :33 to; 
>w< thou UwU hast it :3 ad >w< dunghiww, :3 at >w< the ^-^ fingews' ^.^ ends, ÚwÚ as :33 they ÚwÚ say. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. OwO O, ^-^ I x3 smeww x3 fawse uWu Watin; 'dunghill' for ÚwÚ unguem. 
ARMADO. ^-^ Awts-man, >_< pweambuwate; ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_< be UwU singuwed OwO fwom >w< the 
^w^ bawbawous. :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot educate ^w^ youth :3 at >w< the ^-^ chawge-house on >w< the 
OwO top :3 of >w< the mountain? 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. >_> Ow uWu mons, >w< the OwO hiww. 
ARMADO. x3 At ^-^ youw sweet ^.^ pweasuwe, for >w< the UwU mountain. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, xDD sans uWu question. 
ARMADO. x3 Siw, it is >w< the King's :3 most sweet pleasure ^-^ and UwU affection uWu to 
x3 congwatuwate >w< the Princess :3 at ;;w;; hew pavilion, ^-^ in >w< the posteriors :3 of 
^w^ this day; xDD which >w< the rude multitude UwU caww >w< the :33 aftewnyoon. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. ^.^ The UwU postewiow :3 of >w< the x3 day, :3 most uWu genyewous sir, is ;;w;; wiabwe, 
;;w;; congwuent, ^-^ and ^.^ measuwabwe, for >w< the :33 aftewnyoon. ^.^ The :3 wowd is ^w^ weww 
OwO cuww'd, chose, >w< sweet, ^-^ and apt, ^-^ I do >_> assuwe ^.^ you, sir, ^-^ I do xDD assuwe. 
ARMADO. x3 Siw, >w< the OwO King is a ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ gentweman, ^-^ and >_> my >w< famiwiaw, ^-^ I do 
>_> assuwe x3 ye, :3 vewy ^w^ good OwO fwiend. :3 Fow what is inward between us, let 
it ÚwÚ pass. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ thee, remember thy courtesy. ^-^ I uWu beseech 
^-^ thee, :3 appawew thy head. And xDD among x3 othew x3 impowtunyate ^-^ and :3 most 
serious designs, ^-^ and :3 of >_> gweat ^-^ impowt UwU indeed, too- but let ^w^ that 
pass; for ^-^ I must tell ÚwÚ thee it >w< wiww UwU pwease ^.^ his ^.^ Gwace, :3 by >w< the 
world, x3 sometime uWu to x3 wean upon >_> my x3 poow >_< shouwdew, ^-^ and xDD with ^.^ his ;;w;; woyaw 
finger UwU thus :33 dawwy xDD with >_> my x3 excwement, xDD with >_> my ;;w;; mustachio; OwO but, 
sweet heart, let ^w^ that ÚwÚ pass. By >w< the world, ^-^ I ^-^ wecount xDD nyo :3 fabwe: 
ÚwÚ some x3 cewtain ^w^ speciaw UwU honyouws it >w< pweaseth ^.^ his :3 gweatnyess uWu to impart 
uWu to uWu Awmado, a ^.^ sowdiew, a man :3 of ^.^ twavew, ^w^ that hath seen >w< the :3 wowwd; 
but let ^w^ that ÚwÚ pass. ^.^ The :3 vewy ;;w;; aww :3 of ;;w;; aww ^-^ is- OwO but, sweet heart, ^-^ I do 
OwO impwowe secrecy- ^w^ that >w< the OwO King :3 wouwd have :33 me present >w< the 
>_> Pwincess, sweet ^.^ chuck, xDD with ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ dewightfuw >w< ostentation, >w< ow >_< show, 
>w< ow pageant, >w< ow ;;w;; antic, >w< ow firework. xDD Nyow, understanding ^w^ that >w< the 
:33 cuwate ^-^ and ^-^ youw sweet >_> sewf are ^w^ good :3 at >_< such x3 ewuptions ^-^ and xDD sudden 
^-^ bweaking-out :3 of x3 miwth, ÚwÚ as it UwU wewe, ^-^ I have xDD acquainted :33 you :33 withaw, 
uWu to >w< the UwU end uWu to xDD cwave ^-^ youw ^-^ assistance. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. x3 Siw, :33 you >_< shaww present :33 befowe ;;w;; hew >w< the ^.^ Nyinye :33 Wowthies. 
:3 Siw :3 Nyathanyiew, ÚwÚ as ^-^ concewnying ÚwÚ some entertainment :3 of time, ÚwÚ some 
^w^ show ^-^ in >w< the UwU postewiow :3 of ^w^ this x3 day, uWu to >_< be :33 wend'wed :3 by x3 ouw 
:33 assistance, >w< the King's xDD command, ^-^ and ^w^ this :3 most :3 gawwant, 
OwO iwwustwate, ^-^ and >_> weawnyed ^w^ gentweman, :33 befowe >w< the Princess- ^-^ I say 
none ;;w;; so >w< fit ÚwÚ as uWu to present >w< the ^.^ Nyinye :33 Wowthies. 
^w^ NyATHANyIEW. ;;w;; Whewe >w< wiww :33 you find ^-^ men ^-^ wowthy :33 enyough uWu to present them? 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. Joshua, :33 youwsewf; x3 mysewf, ^.^ Awexandew; ^w^ this gallant 
^w^ gentweman, Judas ÚwÚ Maccabaeus; ^w^ this OwO swain, ÚwÚ because :3 of ^.^ his >_> gweat 
OwO wimb >w< ow UwU joint, >_< shaww ^w^ pass ^-^ Pompey >w< the ÚwÚ Gweat; >w< the page, :33 Hewcuwes. 
ARMADO. ^w^ Pawdon, sir; :33 ewwow: UwU he is UwU nyot ;;w;; quantity :33 enyough for ^w^ that 
uWu Wowthy's ^.^ thumb; UwU he is UwU nyot ;;w;; so :3 big ÚwÚ as >w< the UwU end :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ cwub. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I have ^w^ audience? He >_< shaww present ^w^ Hewcuwes ^-^ in 
^w^ minyowity: ^.^ his UwU entew ^-^ and exit >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ stwangwing a >_< snyake; ^-^ and ^-^ I 
>w< wiww have :3 an apology for ^w^ that ÚwÚ puwpose. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. ;;w;; An >_< excewwent device! ;;w;; So, >_> if :33 any :3 of >w< the audience hiss, :33 you ^w^ may 
^.^ cwy 'Well x3 donye, Hercules; now >w< thou crushest >w< the ^-^ snyake!' :33 That is 
>w< the x3 way uWu to uWu make :3 an uWu offence ;;w;; gwacious, though OwO few have >w< the ^.^ gwace uWu to 
do uWu it. 
ARMADO. :3 Fow >w< the :33 west :3 of >w< the uWu Wowthies? 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu pway xDD thwee uWu mysewf. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. OwO Thwice-wowthy >_< gentweman! 
ARMADO. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I tell :33 you a >_< thing? 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. OwO We ^w^ attend. 
ARMADO. OwO We >w< wiww uWu have, >_> if ^w^ this fadge not, :3 an :33 antic. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, 
^w^ fowwow. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Via, ^.^ goodman Dull! Thou has ^-^ spoken xDD nyo :3 wowd ;;w;; aww ^w^ this 
while. 
xDD DUWW. >_> Nyow ÚwÚ undewstood none neither, ^-^ siw. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. Allons! ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^-^ empwoy ;;w;; thee. 
xDD DUWW. >_< I'ww uWu make >w< onye ^-^ in a >_< dance, >w< ow ;;w;; so, >w< ow ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu pway 
:3 On >w< the ^-^ tabow uWu to >w< the UwU Wowthies, ^-^ and let them ^w^ dance >w< the >_< hay. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Most ^.^ duww, uWu honyest Dull! >_< To x3 ouw :33 spowt, uWu away. 
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^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ The :3 pawk 

^-^ Entew >w< the >w< PWINCESS, OwO MAWIA, xDD KATHAWINyE, ^-^ and ^-^ WOSAWINyE 

xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^-^ Sweet hearts, ;;w;; we >_< shaww >_< be rich ^-^ ewe ;;w;; we depart, 
UwU If >_< faiwings come UwU thus ^w^ pwentifuwwy uWu in. 
xDD A lady :3 waww'd uWu about xDD with ;;w;; diamonds! 
ÚwÚ Wook :33 you what ^-^ I have OwO fwom >w< the >_> woving UwU King. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ^-^ Madam, came OwO nyothing else :3 awong xDD with that? 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. Nothing but this! ^w^ Yes, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much :33 wove ^-^ in rhyme 
:33 As :3 wouwd >_< be cramm'd :3 up ^-^ in a x3 sheet :3 of paper 
OwO Wwit uWu o' x3 both sides >w< the :3 weaf, xDD mawgent ^-^ and >w< aww, 
:33 That UwU he >_> was :33 fain uWu to ;;w;; seaw on UwU Cupid's name. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. :33 That >_> was >w< the x3 way uWu to uWu make ^.^ his ^-^ godhead ^.^ wax; 
:3 Fow UwU he hath OwO been ÚwÚ five >_> thousand :33 yeaw a ^.^ boy. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. x3 Ay, ^-^ and a ^-^ shwewd ÚwÚ unhappy ^.^ gawwows >_< too. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. >_< You'ww >w< nye'ew >_< be >w< fwiends xDD with him: x3 'a kill'd ^-^ youw ^.^ sistew. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. He uWu made ;;w;; hew uWu mewanchowy, x3 sad, ^-^ and heavy; 
And ;;w;; so she died. Had she OwO been :3 wight, OwO wike ^.^ you, 
Of >_< such a merry, UwU nyimbwe, stirring xDD spiwit, 
ÚwÚ She :33 might x3 'a OwO been a UwU gwandam ^-^ ewe she died. 
And ;;w;; so ^w^ may you; for a :3 wight :33 heawt xDD wives long. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. What's ^-^ youw ^-^ dawk meaning, >_< mouse, :3 of ^w^ this :3 wight >w< wowd? 
UwU KATHAWINyE. xDD A :3 wight ;;w;; condition ^-^ in a beauty ^.^ dawk. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. OwO We need :33 mowe :3 wight uWu to find ^-^ youw >_> meanying x3 out. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. >_< You'ww :3 maw >w< the :3 wight :3 by x3 taking it ^-^ in >_< snyuff; 
Therefore >_< I'ww uWu dawkwy UwU end >w< the argument. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Wook what :33 you ÚwÚ do, :33 you do it OwO stiww ^.^ i' >_> th' ^.^ dawk. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. So do UwU nyot you; for :33 you are a :3 wight xDD wench. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. Indeed, ^-^ I :33 weigh UwU nyot you; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe x3 wight. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. You :33 weigh :33 me xDD nyot? OwO O, UwU that's :33 you OwO cawe UwU nyot for >w< me. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. Great x3 weason; for 'past cure is OwO stiww :33 past ÚwÚ cawe.' 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ bandied both; a ^w^ set :3 of UwU wit ^w^ weww ÚwÚ pway'd. 
>w< But, ^w^ Wosawinye, :33 you have a :33 favouw too? 
>_< Who >_> sent it? ^-^ and what is it? 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you ;;w;; knyew. 
;;w;; An >_> if >_> my UwU face were but ÚwÚ as ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ as ^-^ youws, 
^w^ My :33 favouw were ÚwÚ as OwO gweat: >_< be x3 witnyess this. 
Nay, ^-^ I have ÚwÚ vewses OwO too, ^-^ I UwU thank ;;w;; Bewownye; 
^.^ The numbers ;;w;; twue, UwU and, were >w< the numb'ring OwO too, 
^-^ I were >w< the ^-^ faiwest goddess on >w< the uWu gwound. 
^-^ I am >_< compaw'd uWu to twenty >_> thousand ^w^ faiws. 
OwO O, UwU he hath ^.^ dwawn >_> my picture ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; wettew! 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. Anything UwU wike? 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ^.^ Much ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; wettews; OwO nyothing ^-^ in >w< the >w< pwaise. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. x3 Beauteous ÚwÚ as >w< ink- a ^w^ good >_> concwusion. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. :33 Faiw ÚwÚ as a text B ^-^ in a x3 copy-book. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. Ware uWu penciws, uWu ho! Let :33 me UwU nyot :33 die ^-^ youw >w< debtow, 
^w^ My ^.^ wed xDD dominyicaw, >_> my xDD gowden ^-^ wettew: 
O ^w^ that ^-^ youw UwU face were UwU nyot ;;w;; so full :3 of O's! 
UwU KATHAWINyE. xDD A pox :3 of ^w^ that jest! ^-^ and ^-^ I uWu beshwew ;;w;; aww >_< shwows! 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. >w< But, >_< Kathawinye, what >_> was >_> sent uWu to :33 you OwO fwom ^.^ faiw 
Dumain? 
UwU KATHAWINyE. ^-^ Madam, ^w^ this glove. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ÚwÚ Did UwU he UwU nyot ^.^ send :33 you twain? 
UwU KATHAWINyE. ^w^ Yes, madam; UwU and, >_< moweovew, 
^.^ Some >_> thousand ÚwÚ vewses :3 of a faithful lover; 
xDD A ^w^ huge translation :3 of OwO hypocwisy, 
UwU Viwewy x3 compiw'd, ^w^ pwofound simplicity. 
OwO MAWIA. This, ^-^ and uWu these pearl, uWu to :33 me >_> sent ÚwÚ Wongaviwwe; 
^.^ The letter is x3 too long :3 by :3 hawf a mile. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^-^ I xDD think xDD nyo xDD wess. OwO Dost >w< thou UwU nyot :33 wish ^-^ in :33 heawt 
^.^ The chain were >_> wongew ^-^ and >w< the letter xDD showt? 
OwO MAWIA. x3 Ay, >w< ow ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu these >w< hands :33 might UwU nyevew x3 pawt. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. OwO We are uWu wise xDD giwws uWu to ;;w;; mock x3 ouw >w< wovews >_< so. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. xDD They are worse x3 foows uWu to uWu puwchase uWu mocking >_< so. 
:33 That ^-^ same ;;w;; Bewownye >_< I'ww ;;w;; towtuwe ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^w^ go. 
O ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ knyew UwU he were but ^-^ in :3 by >_> th' :33 week! 
UwU How ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu make xDD him fawn, ^-^ and :3 beg, ^-^ and >_> seek, 
And :3 wait >w< the ÚwÚ season, ^-^ and uWu obsewve >w< the xDD times, 
And ÚwÚ spend ^.^ his UwU pwodigaw wits ^-^ in bootless >w< whymes, 
And shape ^.^ his UwU sewvice wholly uWu to >_> my hests, 
And uWu make xDD him ÚwÚ pwoud uWu to uWu make :33 me ÚwÚ pwoud ^w^ that jests! 
So xDD pewtaunt-wike :3 wouwd ^-^ I xDD o'ewsway ^.^ his ^.^ state 
:33 That UwU he OwO shouwd >_< be >_> my >w< foow, ^-^ and ^-^ I ^.^ his >_< fate. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. UwU Nyonye are ;;w;; so surely ^-^ caught, uWu when :33 they are 
^-^ catch'd, 
:33 As UwU wit OwO tuwn'd xDD foow; >w< fowwy, ^-^ in ;;w;; wisdom x3 hatch'd, 
uWu Hath wisdom's warrant ^-^ and >w< the :33 hewp :3 of >w< schoow, 
And xDD wit's ^-^ own ^.^ gwace uWu to ^.^ gwace a >_> weawnyed OwO foow. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ^.^ The UwU bwood :3 of ^w^ youth uWu buwns UwU nyot xDD with >_< such ^.^ excess 
:33 As UwU gwavity's x3 wevowt uWu to xDD wantonnyess. 
OwO MAWIA. UwU Fowwy ^-^ in x3 foows >_< beaws UwU nyot ;;w;; so strong a UwU nyote 
:33 As >_< foow'wy ^-^ in >w< the uWu wise uWu when UwU wit x3 doth ;;w;; dote, 
;;w;; Since ;;w;; aww >w< the ÚwÚ powew ^w^ theweof it x3 doth ;;w;; appwy 
>_< To OwO pwove, :3 by ;;w;; wit, worth ^-^ in simplicity. 

^-^ Entew BOYET 

xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes Boyet, ^-^ and ^.^ miwth is ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO face. 
BOYET. OwO O, ^-^ I am :3 stabb'd xDD with laughter! ^.^ Whewe's ;;w;; hew >_> Gwace? 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. >w< Thy OwO nyews, >w< Boyet? 
BOYET. Prepare, ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ pwepawe! 
^w^ Awm, >_< wenches, :33 awm! ^.^ Encountews mounted are 
Against ^-^ youw >_< peace. Love x3 doth ^.^ appwoach >w< disguis'd, 
:3 Awmed ^-^ in OwO awguments; ^.^ you'ww >_< be ^-^ suwpwis'd. 
:3 Mustew ^-^ youw >w< wits; >_< stand ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ own defence; 
>_> Ow xDD hide ^-^ youw UwU heads OwO wike :33 cowawds, ^-^ and OwO fwy >_< hence. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^-^ Saint >w< Dennyis uWu to ^-^ Saint UwU Cupid! :3 What are :33 they 
:33 That charge their >_< bweath ÚwÚ against xDD us? >w< Say, >w< scout, ÚwÚ say. 
BOYET. Under >w< the cool :3 shade :3 of a UwU sycamowe 
^-^ I :3 thought uWu to ^-^ cwose mine ^.^ eyes ÚwÚ some :3 hawf :3 an :3 houw; 
^w^ When, >w< wo, uWu to >_< intewwupt >_> my purpos'd rest, 
Toward ^w^ that :3 shade ^-^ I :33 might uWu behowd uWu addwest 
^.^ The OwO King ^-^ and ^.^ his x3 companyions; ^w^ wawiwy 
^-^ I stole uWu into a ^w^ nyeighbouw ^.^ thicket ;;w;; by, 
And >_< ovewheawd what :33 you >_< shaww uWu ovewheaw- 
UwU That, :3 by ^-^ and ;;w;; by, ^w^ disguis'd :33 they >w< wiww >_< be uWu hewe. 
uWu Theiw :3 hewawd is a ;;w;; pwetty ^.^ knyavish page, 
:33 That ^w^ weww :3 by :33 heawt hath :33 conn'd ^.^ his uWu embassage. 
xDD Action ^-^ and >_> accent >w< did :33 they ^-^ teach xDD him UwU thewe: 
:3 'Thus must >w< thou >w< speak' ^-^ and x3 'thus thy body >w< beaw,' 
And ^-^ evew ^-^ and uWu anyon :33 they uWu made a ÚwÚ doubt 
>_> Pwesence OwO majesticaw :3 wouwd put xDD him :33 out; 
>_< 'Fow' ^-^ quoth >w< the OwO King ^-^ 'an >w< angew xDD shawt >w< thou ÚwÚ see; 
^w^ Yet ^w^ feaw UwU nyot UwU thou, but UwU speak audaciously.' 
^.^ The :33 boy ^.^ wepwied xDD 'An >w< angew is UwU nyot ^w^ eviw; 
^-^ I OwO shouwd have UwU feaw'd ;;w;; hew ^w^ had she OwO been a xDD deviw.' 
With ^w^ that ;;w;; aww ;;w;; waugh'd, ^-^ and ÚwÚ cwapp'd xDD him on >w< the >_< shouwdew, 
>_< Making >w< the xDD bowd UwU wag :3 by their ;;w;; pwaises :3 bowdew. 
uWu Onye rubb'd ^.^ his uWu ewbow, thus, ^-^ and ^-^ fweew'd, ^-^ and ^.^ swowe 
xDD A xDD bettew >_> speech >_> was UwU nyevew ^-^ spoke OwO befowe. 
UwU Anyothew xDD with ^.^ his finger ^-^ and ^.^ his ÚwÚ thumb 
^.^ Cwied UwU 'Via! ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_> do't, come what >w< wiww ÚwÚ come.' 
^.^ The ^.^ thiwd UwU he >_> capew'd, ^-^ and uWu cwied ;;w;; 'Aww :3 goes OwO weww.' 
^.^ The fourth OwO tuwn'd on >w< the toe, ^-^ and OwO down UwU he :3 feww. 
With ^w^ that :33 they ;;w;; aww >w< did ^.^ tumbwe on >w< the OwO gwound, 
With >_< such a ^-^ zeawous xDD waughtew, ;;w;; so profound, 
:33 That ^-^ in ^w^ this spleen :33 widicuwous >w< appeaws, 
>_< To check their >w< fowwy, ;;w;; passion's solemn ^.^ teaws. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. xDD But x3 what, but x3 what, come :33 they uWu to ^-^ visit xDD us? 
BOYET. xDD They ÚwÚ do, :33 they ÚwÚ do, ^-^ and are xDD appaweww'd thus, 
>w< Wike :3 Muscovites >w< ow OwO Wussians, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ÚwÚ guess. 
uWu Theiw OwO puwpose is uWu to ^w^ pawwey, uWu couwt, ^-^ and xDD dance; 
And >_> evewy >w< onye ^.^ his ÚwÚ wove-feat >w< wiww >_> advance 
uWu Unto ^.^ his ;;w;; sevewaw mistress; xDD which ^.^ they'ww >_< knyow 
By favours ;;w;; sevewaw xDD which :33 they >w< did bestow. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. And >w< wiww :33 they so? ^.^ The OwO gawwants >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ task'd, 
^.^ Fow, :3 wadies, ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_> evewy >w< onye >_< be >_> mask'd; 
And UwU nyot a man :3 of them >_< shaww have >w< the ;;w;; gwace, 
x3 Despite :3 of ^.^ suit, uWu to see a ^w^ wady's OwO face. 
Hold, ^w^ Wosawinye, ^w^ this :33 favouw >w< thou xDD shawt :33 weaw, 
And :33 then >w< the OwO King >w< wiww >w< couwt ÚwÚ thee for ^.^ his ^w^ deaw; 
Hold, ^w^ take >w< thou ^w^ this, >_> my >w< sweet, ^-^ and >w< give :33 me >w< thinye, 
So >_< shaww ;;w;; Bewownye ^w^ take :33 me for Rosaline. 
And ^w^ change :33 you favours too; ;;w;; so >_< shaww ^-^ youw >_< woves 
Woo :3 contwawy, x3 deceiv'd :3 by uWu these removes. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, uWu then, >_< weaw >w< the favours :3 most ^-^ in ÚwÚ sight. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. >w< But, ^-^ in ^w^ this xDD changing, what is ^-^ youw uWu intent? 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^.^ The ÚwÚ effect :3 of >_> my intent is uWu to x3 cwoss :33 theiws. 
xDD They do it but ^-^ in uWu mocking UwU mewwiment, 
And ;;w;; mock for ;;w;; mock is :3 onwy >_> my x3 intent. 
uWu Theiw ;;w;; sevewaw uWu counsews :33 they >_> unbosom >_< shaww 
>_< To >_< woves ;;w;; mistook, ^-^ and ;;w;; so >_< be >w< mock'd >_< withaw 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the UwU nyext ^.^ occasion ^w^ that ;;w;; we meet 
With >w< visages display'd uWu to ^-^ tawk ^-^ and greet. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. xDD But >_< shaww ;;w;; we >_< dance, >_> if :33 they desire uWu us UwU to't? 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. x3 Nyo, uWu to >w< the >_< death, ;;w;; we >w< wiww UwU nyot ^.^ move a >w< foot, 
>_> Nyow uWu to their ;;w;; penn'd >_> speech x3 wendew ;;w;; we xDD nyo grace; 
xDD But :33 whiwe ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ spoke uWu each ^w^ tuwn xDD away ;;w;; hew OwO face. 
BOYET. :3 Why, ^w^ that >_> contempt >w< wiww kill >w< the speaker's heart, 
And :3 quite >w< divowce ^.^ his memory OwO fwom ^.^ his x3 pawt. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. Therefore ^-^ I do x3 it; ^-^ and ^-^ I uWu make xDD nyo ÚwÚ doubt 
^.^ The :33 west >w< wiww >w< nye'ew come :33 in, >_> if UwU he >_< be x3 out. 
Thewe's xDD nyo >_< such >_> spowt ÚwÚ as >_> spowt :3 by >_> spowt o'erthrown, 
>_< To uWu make theirs UwU ouws, ^-^ and UwU ouws none but x3 ouw UwU own; 
So >_< shaww ;;w;; we ;;w;; stay, uWu mocking ^-^ intended >w< game, 
And :33 they ^w^ weww >w< mock'd ^.^ depawt xDD away xDD with >w< shame. 
^-^ [Twumpet sounds ^.^ within] 
BOYET. ^.^ The OwO twumpet x3 sounds; >_< be >_> mask'd; >w< the maskers ^-^ come. 
:33 [The :3 WADIES mask] 

^-^ Entew xDD BWACKAMOOWS music, ^w^ MOTH ÚwÚ as ^.^ Pwowogue, >w< the 
UwU KING ^-^ and ^.^ his LORDS ÚwÚ as maskers, ^-^ in >w< the OwO guise :3 of Russians 

ÚwÚ MOTH. ;;w;; Aww ^.^ haiw, >w< the >_> wichest ;;w;; heauties on >w< the >_< eawth! 
BOYET. Beauties xDD nyo uWu wichew than rich OwO taffeta. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD A UwU howy >_< pawcew :3 of >w< the ^-^ faiwest :33 dames 
:33 [The :3 WADIES ^w^ tuwn their ;;w;; backs uWu to :33 him] 
:33 That ^-^ evew OwO tuwn'd their- ÚwÚ backs- uWu to x3 mowtaw views! 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. uWu Theiw uWu eyes, villain, their ^-^ eyes. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. :33 That ^-^ evew OwO tuwn'd their ^.^ eyes uWu to x3 mowtaw views! 
:33 Out- 
BOYET. x3 Twue; :33 out indeed. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. >_> Out :3 of ^-^ youw >_< favouws, uWu heavenwy >_< spiwits, :3 vouchsafe 
uWu Nyot uWu to :3 behowd- 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Once uWu to ÚwÚ behowd, rogue. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. ;;w;; Once uWu to uWu behowd xDD with ^-^ youw sun-beamed :33 eyes- xDD with ^-^ youw 
sun-beamed :33 eyes- 
BOYET. xDD They >w< wiww UwU nyot answer uWu to ^w^ that epithet; 
You were uWu best UwU caww it uWu 'daughtew-beamed eyes.' 
ÚwÚ MOTH. xDD They do UwU nyot >_< mawk me, ^-^ and ^w^ that UwU bwings :33 me x3 out. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Is ^w^ this ^-^ youw ^-^ pewfectnyess? ;;w;; Be gone, :33 you rogue. 
x3 Exit ^w^ MOTH 
OwO WOSAWINyE. :3 What :3 wouwd uWu these xDD stwangews? x3 Knyow their uWu minds, Boyet. 
UwU If :33 they do UwU speak x3 ouw :3 wanguage, ÚwÚ 'tis x3 ouw >w< wiww 
:33 That ÚwÚ some UwU pwain man ^-^ wecount their x3 puwposes. 
x3 Knyow what :33 they would. 
BOYET. :3 What :3 wouwd :33 you xDD with >w< the ^-^ Pwincess? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Nothing but peace ^-^ and ÚwÚ gentwe OwO visitation. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. :3 What :3 wouwd ^.^ they, say x3 they? 
BOYET. Nothing but peace ^-^ and ÚwÚ gentwe OwO visitation. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. :3 Why, ^w^ that :33 they x3 have; ^-^ and :33 bid them ;;w;; so >_< be gone. 
BOYET. ÚwÚ She x3 says :33 you have ^w^ it, ^-^ and :33 you ^w^ may >_< be gone. 
uWu KING. Say uWu to ;;w;; hew ;;w;; we have ^-^ measuw'd uWu many miles 
>_< To ÚwÚ twead a :3 measuwe xDD with ;;w;; hew on ^w^ this ^-^ gwass. 
BOYET. xDD They say ^w^ that :33 they have ^-^ measuw'd uWu many a x3 miwe 
>_< To ÚwÚ twead a :3 measuwe xDD with :33 you on ^w^ this ^-^ gwass. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. >_> It is UwU nyot >_< so. Ask them how uWu many OwO inches 
Is ^-^ in >w< onye x3 miwe? UwU If :33 they have measured ÚwÚ many, 
^.^ The ^-^ measuwe, uWu then, :3 of >w< onye is UwU eas'wy ^-^ towd. 
BOYET. UwU If uWu to come ÚwÚ hithew :33 you have ^-^ measuw'd >_< miwes, 
And uWu many >_< miwes, >w< the Princess ^.^ bids :33 you tell 
UwU How uWu many OwO inches x3 doth fill :3 up >w< onye mile. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Tell ;;w;; hew ;;w;; we :3 measuwe them :3 by :33 weawy ;;w;; steps. 
BOYET. ÚwÚ She :33 heaws >_> hewsewf. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. UwU How uWu many :33 weawy >_< steps 
Of uWu many :33 weawy miles :33 you have o'ergone 
;;w;; Awe uWu nyumb'wed ^-^ in >w< the >_< twavew :3 of >w< onye x3 miwe? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. OwO We :33 nyumbew OwO nyothing ^w^ that ;;w;; we ÚwÚ spend for you; 
>_< Ouw >_> duty is ;;w;; so UwU wich, ;;w;; so infinite, 
:33 That ;;w;; we ^w^ may do it OwO stiww :33 without x3 accompt. 
x3 Vouchsafe uWu to ^w^ show >w< the sunshine :3 of ^-^ youw OwO face, 
:33 That ^-^ we, OwO wike xDD savages, ^w^ may worship uWu it. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ^w^ My UwU face is but a moon, ^-^ and OwO cwouded >_< too. 
uWu KING. ^.^ Bwessed are :33 cwouds, uWu to do ÚwÚ as >_< such x3 cwouds do. 
Vouchsafe, OwO bwight moon, ^-^ and uWu these thy ÚwÚ staws, uWu to >w< shinye, 
Those x3 cwouds uWu wemoved, upon x3 ouw OwO watewy eyne. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. O uWu vain ÚwÚ petitionyew! >w< beg a greater matter; 
Thou now xDD wequests but :3 moonshinye ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; watew. 
uWu KING. UwU Then ^-^ in x3 ouw :3 measuwe do but :3 vouchsafe >w< onye ;;w;; change. 
Thou :33 bid'st :33 me uWu beg; ^w^ this >_> begging is UwU nyot strange. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. :33 Pway, music, ^w^ then. Nay, :33 you must do it >_> soon. 
uWu Nyot >_< yet? :33 Nyo ^-^ dance! Thus ^w^ change ^-^ I OwO wike >w< the x3 moon. 
uWu KING. Will :33 you UwU nyot :33 dance? UwU How come :33 you UwU thus estranged? 
OwO WOSAWINyE. You took >w< the moon :3 at :3 fuww; but now she's x3 changed. 
uWu KING. ^w^ Yet OwO stiww she is >w< the ^.^ Moon, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< the Man. 
^.^ The music plays; :3 vouchsafe ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ motion uWu to uWu it. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. >_< Ouw >_< eaws :3 vouchsafe uWu it. 
uWu KING. xDD But ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wegs OwO shouwd do uWu it. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ;;w;; Since :33 you are >w< stwangews, ^-^ and come ÚwÚ hewe :3 by UwU chance, 
>w< We'ww UwU nyot >_< be :33 nyice; ^w^ take :3 hands. OwO We >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> dance. 
uWu KING. ^.^ Why ^w^ take ;;w;; we >w< hands then? 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ^w^ Onwy uWu to ^.^ pawt uWu fwiends. 
Curtsy, sweet ;;w;; heawts; ^-^ and ;;w;; so >w< the :3 measuwe :3 ends. 
uWu KING. x3 Mowe :3 measuwe :3 of ^w^ this >_> measuwe; >_< be UwU nyot ÚwÚ nyice. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. OwO We ^w^ can ;;w;; affowd xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 at >_< such a UwU pwice. 
uWu KING. >_< Pwice :33 you xDD youwsewves. :3 What buys ^-^ youw company? 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; absence ^w^ onwy. 
uWu KING. :33 That ^w^ can UwU nyevew OwO be. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. UwU Then ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; we >_< be bought; ^-^ and ;;w;; so :33 adieu- 
ÚwÚ Twice uWu to ^-^ youw xDD visow ^-^ and :3 hawf once uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
uWu KING. UwU If :33 you uWu deny uWu to >_< dance, let's hold :33 mowe :33 chat. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ^.^ In private ^w^ then. 
uWu KING. ^-^ I am uWu best pleas'd xDD with UwU that. ;;w;; [They ^.^ convewse :3 apawt] 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ White-handed mistress, >w< onye sweet :3 wowd xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^w^ Honyey, ^-^ and UwU miwk, ^-^ and ;;w;; sugaw; >w< thewe is OwO thwee. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Nay, uWu then, x3 two uWu tweys, :3 an >_> if :33 you ÚwÚ gwow ;;w;; so ÚwÚ nyice, 
Metheglin, wort, ^-^ and malmsey; ^w^ weww run x3 dice! 
Thewe's :3 hawf a dozen ^w^ sweets. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^w^ Seventh >w< sweet, >_< adieu! 
;;w;; Since :33 you ^w^ can cog, >_< I'ww uWu pway xDD nyo :33 mowe xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. uWu Onye :3 wowd ^-^ in uWu secwet. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. Let it UwU nyot >_< be xDD sweet. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Thou grievest >_> my gall. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. xDD Gaww! UwU bittew. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Therefore ÚwÚ meet. ;;w;; [They ^.^ convewse :3 apawt] 
x3 DUMAIN. Will :33 you :3 vouchsafe xDD with :33 me uWu to ^w^ change a >w< wowd? 
OwO MAWIA. Name uWu it. 
x3 DUMAIN. :33 Faiw lady- 
OwO MAWIA. Say :33 you so? :33 Faiw x3 wowd- 
Take ^w^ that for ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw OwO wady. 
x3 DUMAIN. x3 Pwease it ^.^ you, 
:33 As ÚwÚ much ^-^ in private, ^-^ and >_< I'ww :33 bid >_> adieu. 
;;w;; [They ^.^ convewse :3 apawt] 
UwU KATHAWINyE. ^w^ What, >_> was ^-^ youw OwO vizawd uWu made :33 without a tongue? 
LONGAVILLE. ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the ;;w;; weason, xDD wady, why :33 you ^w^ ask. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. O for ^-^ youw ^-^ weason! >w< Quickwy, sir; ^-^ I long. 
LONGAVILLE. You have a >w< doubwe tongue >_> within ^-^ youw >_< mask, 
And :3 wouwd ;;w;; affowd >_> my :33 speechwess OwO vizawd xDD hawf. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. 'Veal' ^-^ quoth >w< the ^.^ Dutchman. Is UwU nyot ;;w;; 'veaw' a ^-^ cawf? 
LONGAVILLE. xDD A ;;w;; cawf, ^.^ faiw :33 wady! 
UwU KATHAWINyE. x3 Nyo, a ^.^ faiw lord ^w^ cawf. 
LONGAVILLE. xDD Wet's ^.^ pawt >w< the word. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. x3 Nyo, >_< I'ww UwU nyot >_< be ^-^ youw xDD hawf. 
Take ;;w;; aww ^-^ and >w< wean x3 it; it ^w^ may >_< pwove :3 an >_< ox. 
LONGAVILLE. ÚwÚ Wook how :33 you OwO butt :33 youwsewf ^-^ in uWu these :33 shawp :3 mocks! 
Will :33 you >w< give uWu howns, >_> chaste uWu wady? :3 Do UwU nyot >_< so. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. UwU Then :33 die a ;;w;; cawf, :33 befowe ^-^ youw >_> howns do ^-^ gwow. 
LONGAVILLE. uWu Onye :3 wowd ^-^ in private xDD with :33 you ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^.^ die. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. xDD Bweat softly, >_> then; >w< the butcher :33 heaws :33 you ^.^ cwy. 
;;w;; [They ^.^ convewse :3 apawt] 
BOYET. ^.^ The tongues :3 of uWu mocking x3 wenches are ÚwÚ as ;;w;; keen 
:33 As is >w< the razor's OwO edge invisible, 
xDD Cutting a :33 smawwew >w< haiw than ^w^ may >_< be xDD seen, 
ÚwÚ Above >w< the sense :3 of sense; ;;w;; so sensible 
xDD Seemeth their ^-^ confewence; their uWu conceits have wings, 
^w^ Fweetew than >w< awwows, >w< buwwets, wind, ;;w;; thought, :33 swiftew >_< things. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. uWu Nyot >w< onye :3 wowd ^-^ mowe, >_> my maids; x3 bweak ÚwÚ off, x3 bweak ^.^ off. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. By :33 heaven, ;;w;; aww >_< dwy-beaten xDD with >_> puwe ^w^ scoff! 
uWu KING. Farewell, uWu mad >_> wenches; :33 you have ÚwÚ simpwe wits. 
Exeunt x3 KING, >w< WOWDS, ^-^ and xDD BWACKAMOOWS 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. >_> Twenty ÚwÚ adieus, >_> my >_> fwozen :3 Muscovits. 
;;w;; Awe uWu these >w< the ;;w;; bweed :3 of wits ;;w;; so OwO wondewed >_< at? 
BOYET. :33 Tapews :33 they x3 awe, xDD with ^-^ youw sweet OwO bweaths ^-^ puff'd x3 out. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. >_< Weww-wiking wits :33 they x3 have; :33 gwoss, UwU gwoss; :33 fat, ^-^ fat. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. O ;;w;; povewty ^-^ in ;;w;; wit, UwU kingwy-poow flout! 
Will :33 they not, xDD think ^.^ you, ;;w;; hang >w< themsewves ÚwÚ to-nyight? 
>_> Ow ^-^ evew but ^-^ in ^w^ vizawds ^w^ show their faces? 
^.^ This OwO pewt ;;w;; Bewownye >_> was :33 out :3 of x3 count'nyance ^-^ quite. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. xDD They were ;;w;; aww ^-^ in lamentable ^w^ cases! 
^.^ The OwO King >_> was :3 weeping-wipe for a ^w^ good word. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ;;w;; Bewownye >w< did xDD sweaw himself :33 out :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< suit. 
OwO MAWIA. :33 Dumain >_> was :3 at >_> my service, ^-^ and ^.^ his sword. 
xDD 'Nyo :3 point' ^-^ quoth I; >_> my servant straight >_> was mute. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. xDD Wowd OwO Wongaviwwe ^-^ said ^-^ I came ^.^ o'ew ^.^ his :33 heawt; 
And :33 twow :33 you what UwU he call'd ÚwÚ me? 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. >_< Quawm, xDD pewhaps. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ in ^w^ good faith. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^.^ Go, >_< sicknyess ÚwÚ as >w< thou >_> awt! 
OwO WOSAWINyE. xDD Weww, xDD bettew wits have worn UwU pwain ^w^ statute-caps. 
xDD But >w< wiww :33 you hear? ^.^ The OwO King is >_> my :33 wove sworn. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. And quick ;;w;; Bewownye hath x3 pwighted faith uWu to >w< me. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. And OwO Wongaviwwe >_> was for >_> my UwU sewvice ^w^ bown. 
OwO MAWIA. :33 Dumain is uWu minye, ÚwÚ as ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ as ^-^ bawk on xDD twee. 
BOYET. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ and ;;w;; pwetty >w< mistwesses, >w< give ear: 
^-^ Immediatewy :33 they >w< wiww ;;w;; again >_< be ÚwÚ hewe 
^.^ In their ^-^ own :33 shapes; for it ^w^ can UwU nyevew >_< be 
xDD They >w< wiww xDD digest ^w^ this ;;w;; hawsh x3 indignyity. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. Will :33 they return? 
BOYET. xDD They will, :33 they will, >_> God :3 knyows, 
And UwU weap for joy, though :33 they are OwO wame xDD with ÚwÚ bwows; 
;;w;; Thewefowe, ^w^ change favours; UwU and, uWu when :33 they x3 wepaiw, 
xDD Bwow OwO wike sweet >w< woses ^-^ in ^w^ this summer >w< aiw. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. UwU How ^.^ bwow? how ^.^ bwow? OwO Speak uWu to >_< be UwU undewstood. 
BOYET. :33 Faiw ladies mask'd are >w< woses ^-^ in their x3 bud: 
x3 Dismask'd, their >w< damask sweet ;;w;; commixtuwe OwO shown, 
;;w;; Awe angels vailing :33 cwouds, >w< ow >w< woses ^.^ bwown. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. >w< Avaunt, ^w^ pewpwexity! :3 What >_< shaww ;;w;; we do 
UwU If :33 they ^w^ wetuwn ^-^ in their ^-^ own shapes uWu to ;;w;; woo? 
OwO WOSAWINyE. Good ÚwÚ madam, >_> if :3 by :33 me ^.^ you'ww >_< be :33 advis'd, 
xDD Wet's ;;w;; mock them ^.^ stiww, ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww known ÚwÚ as UwU disguis'd. 
Let uWu us ^-^ compwain uWu to them what x3 foows were ;;w;; hewe, 
^-^ Disguis'd OwO wike Muscovites, ^-^ in >_> shapewess ^-^ geaw; 
And x3 wondew what :33 they UwU wewe, ^-^ and uWu to what UwU end 
uWu Theiw shallow :3 shows ^-^ and xDD pwowogue ;;w;; viwewy ^-^ penn'd, 
And their ^.^ wough carriage ;;w;; so ;;w;; widicuwous, 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be OwO pwesented :3 at x3 ouw >w< tent uWu to :33 us. 
BOYET. :33 Wadies, >_> withdwaw; >w< the OwO gawwants are :3 at ;;w;; hand. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. Whip uWu to x3 ouw tents, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ woes run ^.^ o'ew >_< wand. 
Exeunt >w< PWINCESS, ROSALINE, xDD KATHAWINyE, ^-^ and MARIA 

^-^ We-entew >w< the x3 KING, ^-^ BEWOWNyE, :33 WONGAVIWWE, ^-^ and ÚwÚ DUMAIN, 
^-^ in their xDD pwopew habits 

uWu KING. :33 Faiw sir, >_> God >_< save >_> you! ^.^ Whewe's >w< the ^-^ Pwincess? 
BOYET. >_< Gonye uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ tent. x3 Pwease it ^-^ youw >_> Majesty 
ÚwÚ Command :33 me :33 any UwU sewvice uWu to ;;w;; hew thither? 
uWu KING. :33 That she :3 vouchsafe :33 me audience for >w< onye word. 
BOYET. ^-^ I :3 wiww; ^-^ and ;;w;; so >w< wiww ^.^ she, ^-^ I :33 knyow, >_> my ^-^ wowd. x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ This uWu fewwow ;;w;; pecks :3 up UwU wit ÚwÚ as :3 pigeons pease, 
And >_> uttews it ;;w;; again uWu when >_> God x3 doth :33 pwease. 
He is xDD wit's pedlar, ^-^ and retails ^.^ his ÚwÚ wawes 
x3 At ^-^ wakes, ^-^ and wassails, meetings, ^.^ mawkets, x3 faiws; 
And ;;w;; we ^w^ that :3 seww :3 by :33 gwoss, >w< the xDD Wowd x3 doth :33 knyow, 
>_< Have UwU nyot >w< the ^.^ gwace uWu to ^.^ gwace it xDD with >_< such show. 
^.^ This gallant pins >w< the x3 wenches on ^.^ his ^w^ sweeve; 
Had UwU he OwO been OwO Adam, UwU he ^w^ had xDD tempted ^w^ Eve. 
>w< 'A ^w^ can :33 cawve OwO too, ^-^ and lisp; why ^w^ this is UwU he 
:33 That kiss'd ^.^ his UwU hand xDD away ^-^ in :3 couwtesy; 
^.^ This is >w< the >_< ape :3 of >_> fowm, OwO Monsieuw >w< the >w< Nyice, 
UwU That, uWu when UwU he UwU pways :3 at ^w^ tabwes, ;;w;; chides >w< the OwO dice 
^.^ In >w< honyouwabwe >_< tewms; :33 nyay, UwU he ^w^ can ^.^ sing 
xDD A UwU mean :3 most uWu meanwy; ^-^ and ^-^ in ushering, 
^-^ Mend xDD him ;;w;; who xDD can. ^.^ The ladies UwU caww xDD him >w< sweet; 
^.^ The stairs, ÚwÚ as UwU he >_< tweads on them, >_> kiss ^.^ his feet. 
^.^ This is >w< the OwO fwow'w ^w^ that ^-^ smiwes on >_> evewy :3 onye, 
>_< To ^w^ show ^.^ his >w< teeth ÚwÚ as ^w^ white ÚwÚ as xDD whawes-bonye; 
And ^w^ consciences ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU nyot :33 die ^-^ in ^.^ debt 
>_> Pay xDD him >w< the UwU due :3 of 'honey-tongued ^-^ Boyet.' 
uWu KING. xDD A >w< bwistew on ^.^ his sweet uWu tongue, xDD with >_> my heart, 
:33 That put ^-^ Awmado's ^.^ page :33 out :3 of ^.^ his UwU pawt! 

^-^ We-entew >w< the >w< PWINCESS, xDD ushewed :3 by OwO BOYET; ROSALINE, 
OwO MAWIA, ^-^ and ^-^ KATHAWINyE 

ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ See >w< whewe it ÚwÚ comes! ;;w;; Behaviouw, what ^-^ wewt >w< thou 
xDD Tiww ^w^ this man UwU show'd uWu thee? And what UwU awt >w< thou OwO nyow? 
uWu KING. ;;w;; Aww ^.^ haiw, sweet ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ and ^.^ faiw :3 time :3 of >w< day! 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^.^ 'Faiw' ^-^ in OwO 'aww hail' is foul, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< conceive. 
uWu KING. Construe >_> my >_> speeches better, >_> if :33 you >_> may. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. UwU Then :33 wish :33 me ;;w;; bettew; ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give :33 you leave. 
uWu KING. OwO We came uWu to ^-^ visit ^.^ you, ^-^ and OwO puwpose now 
>_< To ÚwÚ wead :33 you uWu to x3 ouw court; :3 vouchsafe it ^w^ then. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^.^ This field >_< shaww hold me, ^-^ and ;;w;; so hold ^-^ youw vow: 
>_> Nyow God, >_< nyow ;;w;; I, :3 dewights ^-^ in ^w^ pewjuw'd UwU men. 
uWu KING. :33 Webuke :33 me UwU nyot for ^w^ that xDD which :33 you UwU pwovoke. 
^.^ The virtue :3 of ^-^ youw eye must x3 bweak >_> my oath. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. You nickname :3 viwtue: x3 vice :33 you OwO shouwd have 
uWu spoke; 
:3 Fow OwO viwtue's :33 office UwU nyevew x3 bweaks men's ^w^ twoth. 
:3 Nyow :3 by >_> my ÚwÚ maiden ;;w;; honyouw, yet ÚwÚ as >_> puwe 
:33 As >w< the ^.^ unsuwwied xDD wiwy, ^-^ I uWu pwotest, 
xDD A UwU wowwd :3 of ^w^ towments though ^-^ I OwO shouwd >w< enduwe, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot yield uWu to >_< be ^-^ youw >_> house's guest; 
So ÚwÚ much ^-^ I hate a >_> bweaking >_< cause uWu to >_< be 
Of uWu heavenwy oaths, UwU vowed xDD with uWu integwity. 
uWu KING. OwO O, :33 you have :3 wiv'd ^-^ in OwO desowation ;;w;; hewe, 
^.^ Unseen, ^.^ unvisited, ÚwÚ much uWu to x3 ouw >w< shame. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, >_> my OwO wowd; it is UwU nyot ;;w;; so, ^-^ I swear; 
OwO We have ^w^ had pastimes ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ and :3 pweasant game; 
xDD A :3 mess :3 of Russians UwU weft uWu us but :3 of x3 wate. 
uWu KING. >w< How, >w< madam! ^w^ Wussians! 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. x3 Ay, ^-^ in truth, >_> my OwO wowd; 
xDD Twim ;;w;; gawwants, full :3 of :3 couwtship ^-^ and :3 of x3 state. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ^-^ Madam, UwU speak :3 twue. >_> It is UwU nyot ;;w;; so, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^w^ My xDD wady, uWu to >w< the >w< mannyew :3 of >w< the days, 
^.^ In :3 couwtesy xDD gives ^.^ undesewving >w< pwaise. 
OwO We :3 fouw uWu indeed confronted were xDD with :3 fouw 
^.^ In OwO Wussian habit; ÚwÚ hewe :33 they :3 stayed :3 an hour 
And ^w^ tawk'd apace; ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ that hour, >_> my lord, 
xDD They >w< did UwU nyot bless uWu us xDD with >w< onye happy word. 
^-^ I dare UwU nyot UwU caww them xDD foows; but ^w^ this ^-^ I think, 
When :33 they are >_< thiwsty, x3 foows :3 wouwd :33 fain have xDD dwink. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ This >w< jest is dry uWu to >w< me. :33 Faiw ÚwÚ gentwe >w< sweet, 
;;w;; Youw UwU wit ^-^ makes uWu wise things foolish; uWu when ;;w;; we greet, 
With ^.^ eyes uWu best ;;w;; seeing, heaven's ^-^ fiewy ^-^ eye, 
By :3 wight ;;w;; we ;;w;; wose light; ^-^ youw ;;w;; capacity 
Is :3 of ^w^ that ;;w;; nyatuwe ^w^ that uWu to ^-^ youw ^w^ huge >_> stowe 
:3 Wise things seem x3 foowish ^-^ and rich things but >_< poow. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ^.^ This >_> pwoves :33 you uWu wise ^-^ and UwU wich, for ^-^ in >_> my OwO eye- 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ I am a >w< foow, ^-^ and full :3 of ^w^ povewty. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. xDD But ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ take what x3 doth uWu to :33 you ;;w;; bewong, 
>_> It were a x3 fauwt uWu to >_> snyatch >_> wowds OwO fwom >_> my ;;w;; tongue. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. OwO O, ^-^ I am ^-^ youws, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ possess. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ;;w;; Aww >w< the UwU foow mine? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >w< give :33 you xDD wess. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. Which :3 of >w< the ^w^ vizawds >_> was it ^w^ that :33 you wore? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Where? ÚwÚ when? what :33 vizawd? ^.^ Why demand :33 you xDD this? 
OwO WOSAWINyE. There, uWu then, ^w^ that xDD vizawd; ^w^ that ÚwÚ supewfwuous case 
:33 That :3 hid >w< the worse ^-^ and UwU show'd >w< the xDD bettew OwO face. 
uWu KING. OwO We were ;;w;; descwied; ^.^ they'ww ;;w;; mock uWu us now :33 downwight. 
x3 DUMAIN. Let uWu us ÚwÚ confess, ^-^ and ^w^ tuwn it uWu to a ^-^ jest. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. :3 Amaz'd, >_> my >_> wowd? ^.^ Why OwO wooks ^-^ youw Highness xDD sad? 
OwO WOSAWINyE. x3 Hewp, hold ^.^ his OwO bwows! he'll :33 swoon! ^.^ Why >w< wook :33 you x3 pawe? 
OwO Sea-sick, ^-^ I think, >w< coming OwO fwom Muscovy. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Thus pour >w< the stars OwO down plagues for ^.^ pewjuwy. 
>_> Can :33 any UwU face :3 of brass hold >_> wongew :3 out? 
uWu Hewe >_< stand ;;w;; I, lady- >w< dawt thy OwO skiww :3 at me, 
>_> Bwuise :33 me xDD with UwU scown, confound :33 me xDD with a flout, 
>w< Thwust thy :33 shawp UwU wit :3 quite through >_> my xDD ignyowance, 
UwU Cut :33 me uWu to >_< pieces xDD with thy ;;w;; keen :3 conceit; 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 wish ÚwÚ thee UwU nyevew :33 mowe uWu to >_< dance, 
>_> Nyow UwU nyevew :33 mowe ^-^ in OwO Wussian >_> habit ^-^ wait. 
OwO O, UwU nyevew >w< wiww ^-^ I xDD twust uWu to >_> speeches ^-^ penn'd, 
>_> Nyow uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ motion :3 of a uWu schoow-boy's uWu tongue, 
>_> Nyow UwU nyevew come ^-^ in OwO vizawd uWu to >_> my ^.^ fwiend, 
>_> Nyow ÚwÚ woo ^-^ in x3 whyme, OwO wike a ^.^ bwind :33 hawpew's song. 
;;w;; Taffeta >_> phwases, UwU siwken >w< tewms precise, 
Three-pil'd ^-^ hypewbowes, spruce >w< affectation, 
OwO Figuwes UwU pedanticaw- uWu these summer-flies 
>_< Have blown :33 me full :3 of ^-^ maggot uWu ostentation. 
^-^ I do forswear ^.^ them; ^-^ and ^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe uWu pwotest, 
By ^w^ this ^w^ white glove- how ^w^ white >w< the ;;w;; hand, >_> God ^-^ knyows!- 
>_> Hencefowth >_> my ;;w;; wooing ;;w;; mind >_< shaww >_< be >_< expwess'd 
^.^ In :33 wusset yeas, ^-^ and uWu honyest kersey noes. 
And, uWu to UwU begin, >_< wench- ;;w;; so >_> God :33 hewp me, law!- 
^w^ My :33 wove uWu to ÚwÚ thee is uWu sound, xDD sans :3 cwack >w< ow >w< fwaw. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ÚwÚ Sans 'sans,' ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ Yet ^-^ I have a trick 
Of >w< the old rage; ;;w;; beaw xDD with me, ^-^ I am ÚwÚ sick; 
>_< I'ww uWu weave it :3 by ^-^ degwees. ^w^ Soft, let uWu us see- 
>w< Wwite UwU 'Wowd have :33 mewcy on :3 us' on those :33 thwee; 
xDD They are infected; ^-^ in their ^-^ heawts it UwU wies; 
xDD They have >w< the ^.^ pwague, ^-^ and caught it :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ eyes. 
These ÚwÚ wowds are :3 visited; :33 you are UwU nyot free, 
:3 Fow >w< the :33 Wowd's ÚwÚ tokens on :33 you do ^-^ I >_> see. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. x3 Nyo, :33 they are >w< fwee ^w^ that ÚwÚ gave uWu these ÚwÚ tokens uWu to :33 us. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. >_< Ouw states are forfeit; >w< seek UwU nyot uWu to undo :33 us. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. >_> It is UwU nyot uWu so; for how ^w^ can ^w^ this >_< be ;;w;; twue, 
:33 That :33 you >_< stand ^-^ fowfeit, being those ^w^ that OwO sue? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Peace; for ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot have uWu to do xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. >_> Nyow >_< shaww not, >_> if ^-^ I do ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^.^ intend. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. OwO Speak for :33 youwsewves; >_> my UwU wit is :3 at :3 an >_< end. 
uWu KING. ÚwÚ Teach us, sweet ÚwÚ madam, for x3 ouw rude UwU twansgwession 
^.^ Some ^.^ faiw >_> excuse. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^.^ The ^-^ faiwest is confession. 
^.^ Wewe UwU nyot :33 you ÚwÚ hewe but uWu even uWu nyow, >_> disguis'd? 
uWu KING. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I ÚwÚ was. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. And were :33 you ^w^ weww :3 advis'd? 
uWu KING. ^-^ I ^w^ was, ^.^ faiw OwO madam. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. When :33 you :33 then were ;;w;; hewe, 
:3 What >w< did :33 you :3 whispew ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^w^ wady's >_> eaw? 
uWu KING. :33 That :33 mowe than ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd ^-^ I >w< did ^w^ wespect x3 hew. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. When she >_< shaww ^.^ chawwenge ^w^ this, :33 you >w< wiww reject 
x3 hew. 
uWu KING. ÚwÚ Upon mine ;;w;; honyouw, uWu nyo. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^w^ Peace, OwO peace, ;;w;; fowbeaw; 
;;w;; Youw oath once broke, :33 you ÚwÚ fowce UwU nyot uWu to forswear. 
uWu KING. Despise :33 me uWu when ^-^ I x3 bweak ^w^ this oath :3 of >_< minye. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^-^ I :3 wiww; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe :3 keep uWu it. ^w^ Wosawinye, 
:3 What >w< did >w< the OwO Wussian :3 whispew ^-^ in ^-^ youw >_> eaw? 
OwO WOSAWINyE. ^-^ Madam, UwU he ^.^ swowe ^w^ that UwU he >w< did hold :33 me dear 
:33 As ;;w;; pwecious :33 eyesight, ^-^ and >w< did ^.^ vawue :33 me 
ÚwÚ Above ^w^ this :3 wowwd; >_> adding uWu theweto, >_< moweovew, 
:33 That UwU he :3 wouwd ^-^ wed me, >w< ow else :33 die >_> my :3 wovew. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. >_> God >w< give ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; joy :3 of uWu him! ^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe lord 
uWu Most x3 honyouwabwy x3 doth uphold ^.^ his word. 
uWu KING. :3 What UwU mean ^.^ you, uWu madam? By >_> my >_< wife, >_> my :33 twoth, 
^-^ I UwU nyevew ^.^ swowe ^w^ this lady >_< such :3 an oath. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. By :33 heaven, :33 you ^w^ did; UwU and, uWu to ^w^ confiwm it ;;w;; pwain, 
You ÚwÚ gave :33 me this; but ^w^ take ^w^ it, sir, again. 
uWu KING. ^w^ My faith ^-^ and ^w^ this >w< the Princess ^-^ I >w< did give; 
^-^ I ^-^ knyew ;;w;; hew :3 by ^w^ this ÚwÚ jewew on ;;w;; hew >_< sweeve. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. UwU Pawdon me, sir, ^w^ this ÚwÚ jewew >w< did she wear; 
And xDD Wowd ^w^ Bewownye, ^-^ I UwU thank :3 him, is >_> my x3 deaw. 
^w^ What, >w< wiww :33 you have me, >w< ow ^-^ youw >_< peaww >_> again? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ Nyeithew :3 of ^w^ eithew; ^-^ I remit x3 both >w< twain. 
^-^ I see >w< the trick ^.^ on't: ÚwÚ hewe >_> was a ^.^ consent, 
^.^ Knyowing >_> afowehand :3 of x3 ouw UwU mewwiment, 
>_< To >_< dash it OwO wike a ^.^ Chwistmas comedy. 
^.^ Some ^.^ cawwy-tawe, ÚwÚ some ^.^ pwease-man, ÚwÚ some >_< swight ^.^ zany, 
^.^ Some :33 mumbwe-nyews, ÚwÚ some ^-^ twenchew-knyight, ÚwÚ some Dick, 
:33 That ^-^ smiwes ^.^ his cheek ^-^ in xDD yeaws ^-^ and UwU knyows >w< the trick 
>_< To uWu make >_> my lady ÚwÚ waugh uWu when she's ÚwÚ dispos'd, 
^-^ Towd x3 ouw x3 intents ^-^ befowe; xDD which once ^-^ discwos'd, 
^.^ The ladies >w< did ^w^ change favours; ^-^ and :33 then ^-^ we, 
>_< Fowwowing >w< the xDD signs, >w< woo'd but >w< the uWu sign :3 of ^w^ she. 
xDD Nyow, uWu to x3 ouw ^-^ pewjuwy uWu to >w< add :33 mowe terror, 
OwO We are ;;w;; again ;;w;; fowswown ^-^ in >w< wiww ^-^ and error. 
^.^ Much upon ^w^ this it is; ^w^ [To BOYET] ^-^ and :33 might UwU nyot :33 you 
Forestall x3 ouw :33 spowt, uWu to uWu make uWu us UwU thus >w< untwue? 
:3 Do UwU nyot :33 you >_< knyow >_> my ^w^ wady's ^.^ foot :3 by >_> th' squier, 
And ÚwÚ waugh upon >w< the >_< appwe :3 of ;;w;; hew >w< eye? 
And >_< stand between ;;w;; hew OwO back, sir, ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ fiwe, 
Holding a xDD twenchew, :3 jesting merrily? 
You put x3 ouw ^.^ page x3 out. ^.^ Go, :33 you are x3 awwow'd; 
;;w;; Die uWu when :33 you will, a >_< smock >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ youw :3 shwoud. 
You UwU weew upon me, do :33 you? Thewe's :3 an eye 
uWu Wounds OwO wike a :33 weaden sword. 
BOYET. Full OwO mewwiwy 
uWu Hath ^w^ this ^.^ bwave manage, ^w^ this ÚwÚ caweew, OwO been run. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. :3 Wo, UwU he is tilting *looks at you* stwaight! ;;w;; Peace; ^-^ I have OwO donye. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; COSTAWD 

^-^ Wewcome, >_> puwe >_< wit! Thou :3 pawt'st a ^.^ faiw uWu fway. 
uWu COSTAWD. O Lord, sir, :33 they :3 wouwd >_< knyow 
^.^ Whethew >w< the xDD thwee Worthies >_< shaww come ^-^ in >w< ow no? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ What, are >w< thewe but x3 thwee? 
uWu COSTAWD. x3 Nyo, sir; but it is ;;w;; vawa OwO finye, 
:3 Fow >_> evewy >w< onye ^.^ puwsents OwO thwee. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. And xDD thwee xDD times :3 thwice is nine. 
uWu COSTAWD. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, sir; ^.^ undew correction, sir, 
^-^ I hope it is UwU nyot >_< so. 
You ;;w;; cannyot >w< beg us, sir, ^-^ I ^w^ can >_> assuwe ^.^ you, sir; ;;w;; we >_< knyow what ;;w;; we 
>w< knyow; 
^-^ I x3 hope, sir, xDD thwee xDD times :3 thwice, :3 siw- 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Is UwU nyot nine. 
uWu COSTAWD. Under correction, sir, ;;w;; we >_< knyow whereuntil it x3 doth >w< amount. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. By x3 Jove, ^-^ I uWu awways took xDD thwee xDD thwees for nine. 
uWu COSTAWD. O Lord, sir, it were :33 pity :33 you OwO shouwd x3 get ^-^ youw >_< wiving :3 by 
:33 weck'nying, ^-^ siw. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. UwU How ÚwÚ much is it? 
uWu COSTAWD. O Lord, sir, >w< the ^w^ pawties OwO themsewves, >w< the ^.^ actows, sir, >w< wiww 
^w^ show whereuntil it x3 doth >w< amount. :3 Fow mine ^-^ own >_< pawt, ^-^ I am, ÚwÚ as :33 they 
say, but uWu to xDD pawfect >w< onye man ^-^ in >w< onye x3 poow ;;w;; man, xDD Pompion >w< the uWu Gweat, 
^-^ siw. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Awt >w< thou >w< onye :3 of >w< the uWu Wowthies? 
uWu COSTAWD. >_> It ÚwÚ pweased them uWu to xDD think :33 me ^-^ wowthy :3 of ^-^ Pompey >w< the ÚwÚ Gweat; 
for mine ^-^ own >_< pawt, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot >w< the ^w^ degwee :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ Wowthy; but ^-^ I am 
uWu to >_< stand for ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Go, :33 bid them >_< pwepawe. 
uWu COSTAWD. OwO We >w< wiww ^w^ tuwn it UwU finyewy ÚwÚ off, sir; ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^w^ take ÚwÚ some xDD cawe. 
x3 Exit ;;w;; COSTAWD 
uWu KING. ^w^ Bewownye, :33 they >w< wiww OwO shame x3 us; let them UwU nyot :3 appwoach. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. OwO We are shame-proof, >_> my lord, ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ some policy 
>_< To have >w< onye ^w^ show worse than >w< the King's ^-^ and ^.^ his x3 company. 
uWu KING. ^-^ I say :33 they >_< shaww UwU nyot ^-^ come. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. Nay, >_> my ^w^ good lord, let :33 me o'errule :33 you UwU nyow. 
:33 That >_> spowt uWu best pleases ^w^ that x3 doth least >_< knyow ÚwÚ how; 
;;w;; Whewe xDD zeaw >_> stwives uWu to :33 content, ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ contents 
Dies ^-^ in >w< the xDD zeaw :3 of ^w^ that xDD which it >_< pwesents. 
uWu Theiw OwO fowm UwU confounded ^-^ makes :3 most OwO fowm ^-^ in x3 miwth, 
When >_> gweat things labouring perish ^-^ in their birth. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. xDD A >w< wight :3 descwiption :3 of x3 ouw :33 spowt, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 

^-^ Entew ARMADO 

ARMADO. >w< Anyointed, ^-^ I OwO impwowe ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ^w^ expense :3 of thy ;;w;; woyaw sweet 
>_< bweath ÚwÚ as >w< wiww ;;w;; uttew a >w< bwace :3 of :3 wowds. 
^w^ [Convewses xDD apawt xDD with >w< the x3 KING, ^-^ and delivers a paper] 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^.^ Doth ^w^ this man >_> sewve God? 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ Why ask :33 you? 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. >w< 'A ;;w;; speaks UwU nyot OwO wike a man :3 of >_> God ^.^ his xDD making. 
ARMADO. :33 That is ;;w;; aww :3 onye, >_> my x3 faiw, >w< sweet, ^-^ honyey monarch; ^-^ fow, ^-^ I 
uWu pwotest, >w< the ;;w;; schoowmastew is :3 exceeding x3 fantasticaw; x3 too x3 too :33 vain, 
x3 too x3 too xDD vain; but ;;w;; we >w< wiww put ^w^ it, ÚwÚ as :33 they say, uWu to fortuna UwU de ^.^ wa 
:33 guewwa. ^-^ I :33 wish :33 you >w< the peace :3 of >w< mind, :3 most ;;w;; woyaw UwU coupwement! 
x3 Exit ARMADO 
uWu KING. uWu Hewe is OwO wike uWu to >_< be a ^w^ good presence :3 of :33 Wowthies. He presents 
UwU Hectow :3 of UwU Twoy; >w< the OwO swain, ^-^ Pompey >w< the ÚwÚ Gweat; >w< the :3 pawish uWu cuwate, 
^.^ Awexandew; :3 Awinyado's page, Hercules; >w< the UwU pedant, Judas 
>_> Maccabaeus. 
And >_> if uWu these :3 fouw Worthies ^-^ in their >_> fiwst ^w^ show ÚwÚ thwive, 
These :3 fouw >w< wiww ^w^ change habits ^-^ and present >w< the x3 othew UwU five. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Thewe is ÚwÚ five ^-^ in >w< the >_> fiwst show. 
uWu KING. You are deceived, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot >_< so. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ The UwU pedant, >w< the x3 bwaggawt, >w< the hedge-priest, >w< the >w< foow, ^-^ and 
>w< the ^w^ boy: 
Abate OwO thwow :3 at novum, ^-^ and >w< the uWu whowe UwU wowwd ;;w;; again 
^w^ Cannyot xDD pick :33 out ÚwÚ five xDD such, ^w^ take uWu each >w< onye ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< vein. 
uWu KING. ^.^ The ^-^ ship is ^.^ undew ÚwÚ saiw, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe she ÚwÚ comes xDD amain. 

^-^ Entew OwO COSTAWD, uWu awmed for :3 POMPEY 

uWu COSTAWD. ^-^ I ^-^ Pompey am- 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. You lie, :33 you are UwU nyot >w< he. 
uWu COSTAWD. ^-^ I ^-^ Pompey am- 
BOYET. With ;;w;; wibbawd's ^.^ head on ;;w;; knyee. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, old ;;w;; mockew; ^-^ I must xDD nyeeds >_< be >w< fwiends xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
uWu COSTAWD. ^-^ I ^-^ Pompey am, ^-^ Pompey :3 suwnyam'd >w< the OwO Big- 
x3 DUMAIN. ^.^ The >w< Gweat. 
uWu COSTAWD. >_> It is uWu Gweat, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ Pompey :3 suwnyam'd >w< the uWu Gweat, 
:33 That oft ^-^ in ^.^ fiewd, xDD with ;;w;; tawge ^-^ and shield, >w< did uWu make >_> my OwO foe uWu to 
uWu sweat; 
And ;;w;; twavewwing :3 awong ^w^ this ;;w;; coast, ^-^ I OwO bewe am come :3 by UwU chance, 
And lay >_> my xDD awms :33 befowe >w< the ÚwÚ wegs :3 of ^w^ this sweet >w< wass :3 of >_< Fwance. 

UwU If ^-^ youw >_< wadyship :3 wouwd say 'Thanks, ;;w;; Pompey,' ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO donye. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. Great xDD thanks, >_> gweat OwO Pompey. 
uWu COSTAWD. 'Tis UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much worth; but ^-^ I hope ^-^ I >_> was ^-^ pewfect. 
^-^ I uWu made a ^-^ wittwe x3 fauwt ^-^ in >w< Gweat. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^w^ My :3 hat uWu to a halfpenny, ^-^ Pompey >_> pwoves >w< the uWu best >w< Wowthy. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ NyATHANyIEW, for x3 AWEXANDEW 

^w^ NyATHANyIEW. When ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd ^-^ I UwU wiv'd, ^-^ I >_> was >w< the x3 wowwd's >_> commandew; 
By x3 east, west, north, ^-^ and ^.^ south, ^-^ I spread >_> my :3 conquewing might. 
^w^ My scutcheon UwU pwain :33 decwawes ^w^ that ^-^ I am :33 Awisandew- 
BOYET. ;;w;; Youw x3 nyose x3 says, uWu nyo, :33 you are not; for it ^.^ stands uWu to right. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; Youw x3 nyose >_< smewws 'no' ^-^ in ^w^ this, :3 most x3 tendew-smewwing 
knight. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^.^ The ^-^ conquewow is ^.^ dismay'd. :3 Pwoceed, ^w^ good 
x3 Awexandew. 
^w^ NyATHANyIEW. When ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd ^-^ I UwU wiv'd, ^-^ I >_> was >w< the x3 wowwd's commander- 
BOYET. uWu Most ;;w;; twue, ÚwÚ 'tis >_< wight, :33 you were ;;w;; so, ^.^ Awisandew. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Pompey >w< the >w< Gweat! 
uWu COSTAWD. ;;w;; Youw :33 sewvant, ^-^ and :3 Costawd. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Take xDD away >w< the conqueror, ^w^ take xDD away ^.^ Awisandew. 
uWu COSTAWD. ^w^ [To :3 Siw >w< Nyathanyiew] OwO O, x3 Siw, :33 you have ÚwÚ ovewthwown xDD Awisandew 
>w< the conqueror! You >w< wiww >_< be scrap'd :33 out :3 of >w< the painted cloth for 
this. ;;w;; Youw x3 wion, ^w^ that UwU howds ^.^ his poleaxe xDD sitting on a >w< cwose-stoow, 
>w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ given uWu to x3 Ajax. He >w< wiww >_< be >w< the ÚwÚ nyinth >w< Wowthy. xDD A ^-^ conquewow 
^-^ and ÚwÚ afeawd uWu to >w< speak! ÚwÚ Wun xDD away for >w< shame, ^.^ Awisandew. 
>w< [Siw Nathaniel :33 wetiwes] There, ^w^ an't >_< shaww UwU pwease ^.^ you, a x3 foowish 
>_< miwd >_< man; :3 an uWu honyest ;;w;; man, >w< wook ^.^ you, ^-^ and UwU soon ^w^ dash'd. He is a 
^w^ mawvewwous ^w^ good ^-^ nyeighbouw, faith, ^-^ and a :3 vewy ^w^ good bowler; but for 
:33 Awisandew- ^.^ awas! :33 you see how :3 'tis- a ^-^ wittwe >w< o'ewpawted. xDD But >w< thewe 
are Worthies a-coming >w< wiww UwU speak their ;;w;; mind ^-^ in ÚwÚ some x3 othew ;;w;; sowt. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. :33 Stand aside, ^w^ good OwO Pompey. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ HOWOFEWNyES, for JUDAS; ^-^ and >w< MOTH, for ^w^ HEWCUWES 

^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. Great ^w^ Hewcuwes is OwO pwesented :3 by ^w^ this imp, 
>_< Whose ^w^ cwub kill'd :3 Cewbewus, ^w^ that three-headed >_< canyus; 
And uWu when >_< be >_> was a xDD babe, a uWu chiwd, a UwU shwimp, 
Thus >w< did UwU he UwU stwangwe serpents ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< manyus. 
>_> Quonyiam UwU he uWu seemeth ^-^ in >w< minyowity, 
Ergo ^-^ I come xDD with ^w^ this x3 apowogy. 
uWu Keep ÚwÚ some ^.^ state ^-^ in thy OwO exit, ^-^ and uWu vanyish. ÚwÚ [MOTH :33 wetiwes] 
Judas ^-^ I am- 
x3 DUMAIN. xDD A Judas! 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. uWu Nyot Iscariot, ^-^ siw. 
Judas ^-^ I am, ycliped >_> Maccabaeus. 
x3 DUMAIN. Judas Maccabaeus clipt is UwU pwain uWu Judas. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. xDD A ÚwÚ kissing >w< twaitow. UwU How UwU awt >w< thou prov'd ^-^ Judas? 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. Judas ^-^ I am- 
x3 DUMAIN. ^.^ The :33 mowe OwO shame for ^.^ you, Judas! 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. :3 What UwU mean ^.^ you, >_> siw? 
BOYET. >_< To uWu make Judas ;;w;; hang ^.^ himsewf. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. Begin, sir; :33 you are >_> my elder. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ÚwÚ Weww xDD fowwowed: Judas >_> was hanged on :3 an elder. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be put :33 out :3 of OwO countenyance. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Because >w< thou UwU hast xDD nyo OwO face. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. :3 What is xDD this? 
BOYET. xDD A >_> cittewn-head. 
x3 DUMAIN. ^.^ The ^.^ head :3 of a xDD bodkin. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. xDD A ;;w;; death's UwU face ^-^ in a ring. 
LONGAVILLE. ^.^ The UwU face :3 of :3 an old UwU Woman :3 coin, scarce :3 seen. 
BOYET. ^.^ The >w< pommew :3 of Coesar's falchion. 
x3 DUMAIN. ^.^ The >_> cawv'd-bonye UwU face on a :33 fwask. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Saint ^w^ Geowge's >_< hawf-cheek ^-^ in a brooch. 
x3 DUMAIN. x3 Ay, ^-^ and ^-^ in a >w< bwooch :3 of ^.^ wead. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. x3 Ay, ^-^ and worn ^-^ in >w< the OwO cap :3 of a tooth-drawer. And uWu nyow, 
>_< fowwawd; for ;;w;; we have put ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in OwO countenyance. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. You have put :33 me :33 out :3 of OwO countenyance. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. False: ;;w;; we have ÚwÚ given ÚwÚ thee >w< faces. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. xDD But :33 you have outfac'd them ÚwÚ aww. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; An >w< thou ^-^ wewt a lion ;;w;; we :3 wouwd do >_< so. 
BOYET. ;;w;; Thewefowe, ÚwÚ as UwU he is :3 an ^-^ ass, let xDD him ^w^ go. 
And ;;w;; so ^w^ adieu, sweet ^.^ Jude! Nay, why dost >w< thou stay? 
x3 DUMAIN. :3 Fow >w< the :3 wattew UwU end :3 of ^.^ his name. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. :3 Fow >w< the >w< ass uWu to >w< the Jude; >w< give it :3 him- Jud-as, uWu away. 
^.^ HOWOFEWNyES. ^.^ This is UwU nyot generous, UwU nyot gentle, UwU nyot humble. 
BOYET. xDD A :3 wight for OwO Monsieuw Judas! >_> It grows uWu dawk, UwU he ^w^ may >w< stumbwe. 
>_> [HOWOFEWNyES :33 wetiwes] 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. >_> Awas, x3 poow ^.^ Maccabaeus, how hath UwU he OwO been ;;w;; baited! 

^-^ Entew ARMADO, for HECTOR 

ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. UwU Hide thy head, ^.^ Achiwwes; ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes UwU Hectow ^-^ in arms. 
x3 DUMAIN. OwO Though >_> my ;;w;; mocks come home :3 by me, ^-^ I >w< wiww now >_< be ^w^ mewwy. 
uWu KING. UwU Hectow >_> was but a ÚwÚ Twoyan ^-^ in ^w^ wespect :3 of this. 
BOYET. xDD But is ^w^ this ^-^ Hectow? 
x3 DUMAIN. ^-^ I xDD think UwU Hectow >_> was UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^w^ cwean-timbew'd. 
LONGAVILLE. :33 His xDD weg is x3 too :3 big for ^.^ Hectow's. 
x3 DUMAIN. x3 Mowe ;;w;; cawf, ^.^ cewtain. 
BOYET. >w< Nyo; UwU he is uWu best ÚwÚ indued ^-^ in >w< the :3 smaww. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^.^ This ;;w;; cannyot >_< be :33 Hectow. 
x3 DUMAIN. He's a x3 god >w< ow a OwO paintew, for UwU he ^-^ makes >w< faces. 
ARMADO. ^.^ The UwU awmipotent Mars, :3 of >_> wances >w< the ^-^ awmighty, 
;;w;; Gave UwU Hectow a ÚwÚ gift- 
x3 DUMAIN. xDD A uWu giwt :33 nyutmeg. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. xDD A :33 wemon. 
LONGAVILLE. >_> Stuck xDD with ^w^ cwoves. 
x3 DUMAIN. x3 Nyo, >_< cwoven. 
ARMADO. xDD Peace! 
^.^ The UwU awmipotent Mars, :3 of >_> wances >w< the ^-^ awmighty, 
;;w;; Gave UwU Hectow a ^.^ gift, >w< the >_< heiw :3 of Ilion; 
xDD A man ;;w;; so x3 bweathed ^w^ that x3 cewtain UwU he :3 wouwd ^.^ fight x3 ye, 
^w^ Fwom mown :3 tiww night :33 out :3 of ^.^ his :3 paviwion. 
^-^ I am ^w^ that >_< fwowew- 
x3 DUMAIN. :33 That ^w^ mint. 
LONGAVILLE. :33 That :33 cowumbinye. 
ARMADO. ^-^ Sweet xDD Wowd >w< Wongaviwwe, rein thy ;;w;; tongue. 
LONGAVILLE. ^-^ I must :3 wathew >w< give it >w< the :33 wein, for it UwU wuns ÚwÚ against 
:33 Hectow. 
x3 DUMAIN. x3 Ay, ^-^ and >_< Hectow's a greyhound. 
ARMADO. ^.^ The sweet ^.^ waw-man is ^-^ dead ^-^ and rotten; sweet chucks, ^-^ beat 
UwU nyot >w< the x3 bonyes :3 of >w< the ;;w;; buwied; uWu when UwU he :33 bweathed, UwU he >_> was a man. xDD But 
^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; fowwawd xDD with >_> my OwO device. ^w^ [To >w< the x3 PWINCESS] ^-^ Sweet >_< woyawty, 
>_< bestow on :33 me >w< the sense :3 of hearing. 

[BEROWNE >_< steps forth, ^-^ and ;;w;; speaks uWu to >w< COSTAWD] 

xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. Speak, ^.^ bwave ^w^ Hectow; ;;w;; we are ÚwÚ much delighted. 
ARMADO. ^-^ I do ^w^ adowe thy sweet Grace's ;;w;; swippew. 
BOYET. x3 [Aside uWu to ÚwÚ DUMAIN] Loves ;;w;; hew :3 by >w< the foot. 
x3 DUMAIN. x3 [Aside uWu to BOYET] He ^w^ may UwU nyot :3 by >w< the >_< yawd. 
ARMADO. ^.^ This UwU Hectow far surmounted Hannibal- 
uWu COSTAWD. ^.^ The party is gone, uWu fewwow Hector, she is gone; she is x3 two 
^w^ months on ;;w;; hew way. 
ARMADO. :3 What meanest ^.^ thou? 
uWu COSTAWD. ^-^ Faith, UwU unwess :33 you uWu pway >w< the uWu honyest ^-^ Twoyan, >w< the x3 poow :3 wench 
is ÚwÚ cast uWu away. >_< She's quick; >w< the UwU chiwd ;;w;; bwags ^-^ in ;;w;; hew uWu bewwy ÚwÚ awweady; 
ÚwÚ 'tis >w< youws. 
ARMADO. OwO Dost >w< thou ^.^ infamonyize :33 me xDD among ;;w;; potentates? Thou xDD shawt ^.^ die. 
uWu COSTAWD. UwU Then >_< shaww UwU Hectow >_< be >_< whipt for Jaquenetta ^w^ that is quick :3 by 
:3 him, ^-^ and ;;w;; hang'd for ^-^ Pompey ^w^ that is ^-^ dead :3 by ^-^ him. 
x3 DUMAIN. uWu Most ÚwÚ wawe ^w^ Pompey! 
BOYET. Renowned ^w^ Pompey! 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. >w< Gweatew than >w< Gweat! uWu Gweat, ^-^ gweat, >_> gweat ^w^ Pompey! ^-^ Pompey >w< the 
^.^ Huge! 
x3 DUMAIN. UwU Hectow xDD twembwes. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ^-^ Pompey is ÚwÚ moved. x3 Mowe x3 Ates, :33 mowe ^-^ Ates! Stir them OwO on! >w< stiw 
them OwO on! 
x3 DUMAIN. UwU Hectow >w< wiww ^.^ chawwenge ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. x3 Ay, >_> if x3 'a have xDD nyo :33 mowe man's UwU bwood ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu bewwy than >w< wiww 
ÚwÚ sup a :3 fwea. 
ARMADO. By >w< the ^-^ Nyowth UwU Powe, ^-^ I do ^.^ chawwenge ;;w;; thee. 
uWu COSTAWD. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^.^ fight xDD with a UwU powe, OwO wike a UwU Nyowthewn >_< man; >_< I'ww 
uWu swash; >_< I'ww do it :3 by >w< the sword. ^-^ I uWu bepway ^.^ you, let :33 me ^.^ bowwow >_> my 
xDD awms again. 
x3 DUMAIN. ^w^ Woom for >w< the :33 incensed :3 Wowthies! 
uWu COSTAWD. >_< I'ww do it ^-^ in >_> my shirt. 
x3 DUMAIN. uWu Most uWu wesowute ^w^ Pompey! 
ÚwÚ MOTH. UwU Mastew, let :33 me ^w^ take :33 you a buttonhole ^-^ wowew. :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot see 
^-^ Pompey is uWu uncasing for >w< the OwO combat? :3 What UwU mean :33 you? You >w< wiww ;;w;; wose 
^-^ youw >w< weputation. 
ARMADO. :3 Gentwemen ^-^ and ^w^ sowdiews, >w< pawdon x3 me; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> combat ^-^ in >_> my 
shirt. 
x3 DUMAIN. You ^w^ may UwU nyot uWu deny it: ^-^ Pompey hath uWu made >w< the ^w^ chawwenge. 
ARMADO. ^-^ Sweet :33 bwoods, ^-^ I x3 both ^w^ may ^-^ and :3 wiww. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. :3 What :3 weason have :33 you for uWu 't? 
ARMADO. ^.^ The naked >_> twuth :3 of it ^.^ is: ^-^ I have xDD nyo uWu shiwt; ^-^ I ^w^ go >_> woowwawd 
for penance. 
BOYET. OwO Twue, ^-^ and it >_> was enjoined xDD him ^-^ in ^w^ Wome for >_< want :3 of linen; 
>_> since when, >_< I'ww >_< be :3 swown, UwU he ^.^ wowe none but a x3 dishcwout :3 of 
UwU Jaquenyetta's, ^-^ and ^w^ that x3 'a wears UwU nyext ^.^ his :33 heawt for a :33 favouw. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ as ^.^ messengew, :3 MONSIEUW OwO MAWCADE 

UwU MAWCADE. >_> God >_< save ^.^ you, >w< madam! 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^-^ Wewcome, >_> Mawcade; 
xDD But ^w^ that >w< thou >w< intewwuptest x3 ouw merriment. 
UwU MAWCADE. ^-^ I am ;;w;; sowwy, madam; for >w< the OwO nyews ^-^ I >_< bwing 
Is >_< heavy ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; tongue. ^.^ The OwO King ^-^ youw x3 fathew- 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. x3 Dead, for >_> my life! 
UwU MAWCADE. uWu Even uWu so; >_> my x3 tawe is ^-^ towd. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. ;;w;; WOwthies away; >w< the uWu scenye begins uWu to >w< cwoud. 
ARMADO. :3 Fow mine ^-^ own >_< pawt, ^-^ I ^-^ bweathe >w< fwee >_> bweath. ^-^ I have seen >w< the 
x3 day :3 of ^-^ wwong through >w< the ^-^ wittwe UwU howe :3 of discretion, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww 
>w< wight myself OwO wike a ÚwÚ sowdiew. Exeunt ^-^ WOWTHIES 
uWu KING. UwU How :33 fawes ^-^ youw x3 Majesty? 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. Boyet, ;;w;; pwepawe; ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD away xDD to-nyight. 
uWu KING. ^-^ Madam, UwU nyot uWu so; ^-^ I do uWu beseech :33 you stay. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. Prepare, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, OwO gwacious ^w^ wowds, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ endeavouws, ^-^ and ^.^ entweat, 
>_> Out :3 of a ^.^ nyew-sad ^w^ souw, ^w^ that :33 you :3 vouchsafe 
^.^ In ^-^ youw rich ;;w;; wisdom uWu to >w< excuse >w< ow xDD hide 
^.^ The liberal opposition :3 of x3 ouw >_< spiwits, 
UwU If ;;w;; ovew-bowdwy ;;w;; we have :33 bownye >_> ouwsewves 
^.^ In >w< the ^.^ convewse :3 of breath- ^-^ youw UwU gentwenyess 
uWu Was x3 guiwty :3 of uWu it. Farewell, ^-^ wowthy ^-^ wowd. 
xDD A >_< heavy :33 heawt >_< beaws UwU nyot a :33 nyimbwe ;;w;; tongue. 
>_< Excuse :33 me ;;w;; so, >w< coming x3 too x3 showt :3 of UwU thanks 
:3 Fow >_> my >_> gweat ^-^ suit ;;w;; so ^w^ easiwy xDD obtain'd. 
uWu KING. ^.^ The >_< extweme x3 pawts :3 of :3 time ÚwÚ extwemewy forms 
;;w;; Aww UwU causes uWu to >w< the OwO puwpose :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ speed; 
And x3 often :3 at ^.^ his :3 vewy loose ^w^ decides 
:33 That xDD which long ^w^ pwocess ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ÚwÚ awbitwate. 
And though >w< the OwO mouwnying ^.^ bwow :3 of OwO pwogeny 
OwO Fowbid >w< the >_< smiwing :3 couwtesy :3 of :33 wove 
^.^ The UwU howy ^-^ suit xDD which :33 fain it :3 wouwd convince, 
uWu Yet, >_> since love's argument >_> was >_> fiwst on >w< foot, 
Let UwU nyot >w< the ^-^ cwoud :3 of >_> sowwow ^-^ justwe it 
^w^ Fwom what it >_< puwpos'd; >_> since uWu to ^w^ waiw >w< fwiends :33 wost 
Is UwU nyot :3 by ÚwÚ much ;;w;; so ;;w;; whowesome-pwofitabwe 
:33 As uWu to UwU wejoice :3 at >w< fwiends but OwO nyewwy OwO found. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. ^-^ I understand :33 you not; >_> my griefs are :3 doubwe. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Honest UwU pwain >_> wowds uWu best pierce >w< the >_> eaw :3 of UwU gwief; 
And :3 by uWu these badges understand >w< the UwU King. 
:3 Fow ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw >w< sakes have ;;w;; we neglected time, 
;;w;; Pway'd ÚwÚ fouw uWu pway xDD with x3 ouw UwU oaths; ^-^ youw OwO beauty, :3 wadies, 
uWu Hath ÚwÚ much >_< defowmed us, ^-^ fashionying x3 ouw UwU humouws 
uWu Even uWu to >w< the uWu opposed UwU end :3 of x3 ouw intents; 
And what ^-^ in uWu us hath OwO seem'd ;;w;; widicuwous, 
:33 As :33 wove is full :3 of unbefitting ;;w;; stwains, 
;;w;; Aww ÚwÚ wanton ÚwÚ as a uWu chiwd, OwO skipping ^-^ and xDD vain; 
Form'd :3 by >w< the eye ^-^ and >_< thewefowe, OwO wike >w< the ^-^ eye, 
Full :3 of ^-^ stwange x3 shapes, :3 of uWu habits, ^-^ and :3 of xDD fowms, 
>_> Vawying ^-^ in ^-^ subjects ÚwÚ as >w< the eye x3 doth ^-^ woww 
>_< To >_> evewy ^-^ vawied ^.^ object ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< gwance; 
Which ^w^ pawti-coated presence :3 of loose :33 wove 
xDD Put on :3 by us, >_> if ^-^ in ^-^ youw uWu heavenwy ^.^ eyes 
>_< Have >w< misbecom'd x3 ouw :3 oaths ^-^ and >_< gwavities, 
Those uWu heavenwy ^.^ eyes ^w^ that >w< wook uWu into uWu these xDD fauwts 
Suggested uWu us uWu to ^w^ make. ;;w;; Thewefowe, :3 wadies, 
>_< Ouw :33 wove being ^-^ youws, >w< the :3 ewwow ^w^ that :33 wove ^-^ makes 
Is ÚwÚ wikewise >w< youws. OwO We uWu to >_> ouwsewves >_< pwove uWu fawse, 
By being once x3 fawse for ^-^ evew uWu to >_< be OwO twue 
>_< To those ^w^ that uWu make uWu us >_> both- ^.^ faiw :3 wadies, you; 
And uWu even ^w^ that :3 fawsehood, ^-^ in ^w^ itsewf a sin, 
Thus ^w^ puwifies ^w^ itsewf ^-^ and :3 tuwns uWu to grace. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. OwO We have >_> weceiv'd ^-^ youw UwU wettews, full :3 of love; 
;;w;; Youw >_< favouws, >w< the ;;w;; ambassadows :3 of love; 
And, ^-^ in x3 ouw ÚwÚ maiden ^-^ counciw, rated them 
x3 At courtship, :3 pweasant :3 jest, ^-^ and courtesy, 
:33 As ÚwÚ bombast ^-^ and ÚwÚ as ^w^ winying uWu to >w< the :33 time; 
xDD But :33 mowe ÚwÚ devout than ^w^ this ^-^ in x3 ouw respects 
>_< Have ;;w;; we UwU nyot been; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe >_< met ^-^ youw >_< woves 
^.^ In their ^-^ own >w< fashion, OwO wike a merriment. 
x3 DUMAIN. >_< Ouw UwU wettews, ÚwÚ madam, UwU show'd ÚwÚ much :33 mowe than ^-^ jest. 
LONGAVILLE. So >w< did x3 ouw looks. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. OwO We >w< did UwU nyot ;;w;; quote them >_< so. 
uWu KING. xDD Nyow, :3 at >w< the uWu watest ^-^ minyute :3 of >w< the hour, 
x3 Gwant uWu us ^-^ youw :3 woves. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. xDD A time, methinks, x3 too x3 showt 
>_< To uWu make a :33 wowwd-without-end >w< bawgain uWu in. 
x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, >_> my lord, ^-^ youw Grace is ^w^ pewjuw'd much, 
Full :3 of dear OwO guiwtinyess; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe ^w^ this, 
UwU If for >_> my love, ÚwÚ as >w< thewe is xDD nyo >_< such cause, 
You >w< wiww do UwU aught- ^w^ this >_< shaww :33 you do for ^.^ me: 
;;w;; Youw oath ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< twust; but ^w^ go xDD with >_< speed 
>_< To ÚwÚ some :3 fowwown ^-^ and naked >_> hewmitage, 
^w^ Wemote OwO fwom ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 pweasuwes :3 of >w< the :3 wowwd; 
;;w;; Thewe x3 stay x3 untiw >w< the xDD twewve celestial signs 
>_< Have brought uWu about >w< the annual :33 weckonying. 
UwU If ^w^ this >w< austewe insociable OwO wife 
:3 Change UwU nyot ^-^ youw x3 offew uWu made ^-^ in ÚwÚ heat :3 of uWu bwood, 
UwU If ÚwÚ fwosts ^-^ and ;;w;; fasts, :33 hawd :3 wodging ^-^ and >w< thin ^.^ weeds, 
x3 Nyip UwU nyot >w< the >_< gaudy ^-^ bwossoms :3 of ^-^ youw love, 
xDD But ^w^ that it ;;w;; beaw ^w^ this UwU twiaw, ^-^ and last love, 
OwO Then, :3 at >w< the >w< expiwation :3 of >w< the ^.^ yeaw, 
uWu Come, ^.^ chawwenge me, ^.^ chawwenge :33 me :3 by uWu these ^-^ desewts; 
And, :3 by ^w^ this ^.^ viwgin :3 pawm now ÚwÚ kissing >w< thinye, 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ thinye; UwU and, :3 tiww ^w^ that ^-^ instant, x3 shut 
^w^ My ;;w;; woefuw >_> sewf :3 up ^-^ in a >_> mouwnfuw uWu house, 
Raining >w< the tears :3 of lamentation 
:3 Fow >w< the :33 wemembwance :3 of >_> my >_> fathew's ^-^ death. 
UwU If ^w^ this >w< thou do xDD deny, let x3 ouw >w< hands >_< pawt, 
^w^ Nyeithew xDD intitwed ^-^ in >w< the UwU othew's >w< heawt. 
uWu KING. UwU If ^w^ this, >w< ow :33 mowe than ^w^ this, ^-^ I :3 wouwd xDD deny, 
>_< To flatter :3 up uWu these ^w^ powews :3 of mine xDD with rest, 
^.^ The xDD sudden UwU hand :3 of ÚwÚ death ^-^ cwose :3 up mine :3 eye! 
^.^ Hence >_> hewmit uWu then, >_> my :33 heawt is ^-^ in thy breast. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. And what uWu to me, >_> my >w< wove? ^-^ and what uWu to ÚwÚ me? 
OwO WOSAWINyE. You must UwU he xDD puwged OwO too, ^-^ youw sins are x3 wack'd; 
You are UwU attaint xDD with xDD fauwts ^-^ and xDD pewjuwy; 
;;w;; Thewefowe, >_> if :33 you >_> my :33 favouw UwU mean uWu to >w< get, 
xDD A ^-^ twewvemonth >_< shaww :33 you ^.^ spend, ^-^ and UwU nyevew rest, 
xDD But >w< seek >w< the :33 weawy ^.^ beds :3 of uWu peopwe ;;w;; sick. 
x3 DUMAIN. xDD But what uWu to me, >_> my >w< wove? but what uWu to ÚwÚ me? 
xDD A :33 wife? 
UwU KATHAWINyE. xDD A uWu beawd, ^.^ faiw ;;w;; heawth, ^-^ and ;;w;; honyesty; 
With ;;w;; thweefowd :33 wove ^-^ I :33 wish :33 you ;;w;; aww uWu these OwO thwee. 
x3 DUMAIN. OwO O, >_< shaww ^-^ I say ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, ÚwÚ gentwe :33 wife? 
UwU KATHAWINyE. :33 Nyo ;;w;; so, >_> my OwO wowd; a ^-^ twewvemonth ^-^ and a x3 day 
>_< I'ww >_< mawk xDD nyo >_> wowds ^w^ that uWu smooth-fac'd wooers ÚwÚ say. 
^w^ Come uWu when >w< the OwO King x3 doth uWu to >_> my lady uWu come; 
OwO Then, >_> if ^-^ I have ÚwÚ much love, >_< I'ww >w< give :33 you some. 
x3 DUMAIN. >_< I'ww >_> sewve ÚwÚ thee OwO twue ^-^ and >w< faithfuwwy :3 tiww ^w^ then. 
UwU KATHAWINyE. ^w^ Yet xDD sweaw not, >_> west xDD ye >_< be ;;w;; fowswown again. 
LONGAVILLE. :3 What x3 says Maria? 
OwO MAWIA. x3 At >w< the :33 twewvemonth's UwU end 
>_< I'ww ^w^ change >_> my >w< bwack ÚwÚ gown for a faithful OwO fwiend. 
LONGAVILLE. >_< I'ww x3 stay xDD with :3 patience; but >w< the :3 time is long. 
OwO MAWIA. ^.^ The uWu wikew you; OwO few taller are ;;w;; so OwO young. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. Studies >_> my uWu wady? Mistress, >w< wook on x3 me; 
ÚwÚ Behowd >w< the ÚwÚ window :3 of >_> my heart, mine ^-^ eye, 
:3 What OwO humbwe ^-^ suit attends thy answer >w< thewe. 
xDD Impose ÚwÚ some UwU sewvice on :33 me for thy :3 wove. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. >_> Oft have ^-^ I heard :3 of ^.^ you, >_> my xDD Wowd ^w^ Bewownye, 
:3 Befowe ^-^ I OwO saw you; ^-^ and >w< the x3 wowwd's uWu wawge tongue 
>w< Pwocwaims :33 you for a man ^.^ wepwete xDD with OwO mocks, 
Full :3 of >_> compawisons ^-^ and wounding flouts, 
Which :33 you on ;;w;; aww estates >w< wiww :33 execute 
:33 That >_< wie >_> within >w< the :33 mewcy :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ wit. 
>_< To >w< weed ^w^ this UwU wowmwood OwO fwom ^-^ youw :33 fwuitfuw x3 bwain, 
And ^w^ thewewithaw uWu to >w< win me, >_> if :33 you please, 
>_< Without >w< the xDD which ^-^ I am UwU nyot uWu to >_< be x3 won, 
You >_< shaww ^w^ this ^-^ twewvemonth term OwO fwom x3 day uWu to x3 day 
>_< Visit >w< the :33 speechwess ÚwÚ sick, ^-^ and OwO stiww ^.^ convewse 
With groaning x3 wwetches; ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^-^ task >_< shaww be, 
With ;;w;; aww >w< the :3 fiewce uWu endeavouw :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; wit, 
>_< To enforce >w< the pained uWu impotent uWu to ^.^ smiwe. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. >_< To ^.^ move wild laughter ^-^ in >w< the :33 thwoat :3 of death? 
>_> It ;;w;; cannyot x3 be; it is >_< impossibwe; 
Mirth ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ move a ^w^ souw ^-^ in >_< agony. 
OwO WOSAWINyE. :3 Why, UwU that's >w< the x3 way uWu to choke a ^-^ gibing xDD spiwit, 
>_< Whose ÚwÚ infwuence is begot :3 of ^w^ that loose ^.^ gwace 
Which shallow ^.^ waughing hearers >w< give uWu to fools. 
xDD A x3 jest's ^w^ pwospewity ^w^ wies ^-^ in >w< the >_> eaw 
Of xDD him ^w^ that :33 heaws ^w^ it, UwU nyevew ^-^ in >w< the tongue 
Of xDD him ^w^ that ^-^ makes x3 it; uWu then, >_> if uWu sickwy >_> eaws, 
x3 Deaf'd xDD with >w< the clamours :3 of their ^-^ own dear groans, 
Will >_> heaw ^-^ youw xDD idwe x3 scowns, ;;w;; continyue uWu then, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww have :33 you ^-^ and ^w^ that x3 fauwt withal. 
xDD But >_> if :33 they >w< wiww not, OwO thwow xDD away ^w^ that xDD spiwit, 
And ^-^ I >_< shaww find :33 you uWu empty :3 of ^w^ that :33 fauwt, 
Right joyful :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; wefowmation. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. xDD A twelvemonth? xDD Weww, >w< befaww what >w< wiww >_< befaww, 
>_< I'ww >w< jest a ^-^ twewvemonth ^-^ in :3 an UwU hospitaw. 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. :33 [ >_< To >w< the King] x3 Ay, sweet >_> my lord, ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^-^ I ^w^ take 
>_> my leave. 
uWu KING. x3 Nyo, madam; ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_< bwing :33 you on ^-^ youw way. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. >_< Ouw ;;w;; wooing x3 doth UwU nyot UwU end OwO wike :3 an old ^w^ pway: 
ÚwÚ Jack hath UwU nyot x3 Jiww. These ladies' :3 couwtesy 
:33 Might ^w^ weww have uWu made x3 ouw >_> spowt a comedy. 
uWu KING. uWu Come, sir, it ^-^ wants a ^-^ twewvemonth >_< an' a x3 day, 
And :33 then 'twill >_< end. 
ÚwÚ BEWOWNyE. xDD That's x3 too long for a play. 

^-^ We-entew ARMADO 

ARMADO. ^-^ Sweet Majesty, :3 vouchsafe >_> me- 
xDD PWINCESS UwU OF ^w^ FWANCE. uWu Was UwU nyot ^w^ that UwU nyot ^-^ Hectow? 
x3 DUMAIN. ^.^ The ^-^ wowthy :33 knyight :3 of >_> Twoy. 
ARMADO. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> kiss thy ;;w;; woyaw ^-^ fingew, ^-^ and ^w^ take leave. ^-^ I am a 
votary: ^-^ I have UwU vow'd uWu to Jaquenetta uWu to hold >w< the :33 pwough for ;;w;; hew 
sweet :33 wove xDD thwee ^.^ yeaw. >w< But, :3 most OwO esteemed :3 gweatnyess, >w< wiww :33 you 
>_> heaw >w< the x3 diawogue ^w^ that >w< the x3 two >_> weawnyed ^-^ men have >_< compiwed ^-^ in 
praise :3 of >w< the ;;w;; Oww ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ Cuckoo? >_> It OwO shouwd have fowwowed ^-^ in >w< the 
UwU end :3 of x3 ouw show. 
uWu KING. x3 Caww them ^-^ fowth quickly; ;;w;; we >w< wiww do >_< so. 
ARMADO. Holla! :3 appwoach. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Aww 

^.^ This >w< side is ÚwÚ Hiems, uWu Wintew; ^w^ this ^w^ Vew, >w< the >w< Spwing- >w< the >w< onye 
:3 maintainyed :3 by >w< the Owl, >_> th' x3 othew :3 by >w< the xDD Cuckoo. ^w^ Vew, begin. 

SPRING 
When ^.^ daisies :33 pied ^-^ and ;;w;; viowets OwO bwue 
And OwO wady-smocks ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ siwvew-white 
And >w< cuckoo-buds :3 of yellow :33 hue 
:3 Do UwU paint >w< the >_< meadows xDD with delight, 
^.^ The ^w^ cuckoo :33 then on >_> evewy UwU twee 
Mocks married men, for UwU thus uWu sings x3 he: 
'Cuckoo; 
>_> Cuckoo, ^-^ cuckoo'- O :3 wowd :3 of fear, 
Unpleasing uWu to a married ;;w;; eaw! 

When shepherds xDD pipe on ^-^ oaten OwO stwaws, 
And uWu mewwy larks are OwO pwoughmen's >w< cwocks; 
When ^w^ tuwtwes UwU twead, ^-^ and rooks ^-^ and daws, 
And maidens >w< bweach their summer smocks; 
^.^ The ^w^ cuckoo :33 then on >_> evewy UwU twee 
Mocks married men, for UwU thus uWu sings x3 he: 
'Cuckoo; 
>_> Cuckoo, ^-^ cuckoo'- O :3 wowd :3 of fear, 
Unpleasing uWu to a married ;;w;; eaw! 


:3 WINTEW 

When uWu icicwes ;;w;; hang :3 by >w< the ^-^ waww, 
And OwO Dick >w< the shepherd ^.^ bwows ^.^ his >w< nyaiw, 
And >_> Tom >_< beaws uWu wogs uWu into >w< the ^-^ haww, 
And UwU miwk ÚwÚ comes >_> fwozen home ^-^ in >_> paiw, 
When UwU bwood is nipp'd, ^-^ and ^.^ ways >_< be foul, 
UwU Then xDD nyightwy uWu sings >w< the ^.^ stawing owl: 
ÚwÚ 'Tu-who; 
>_< Tu-whit, :3 Tu-who'- xDD A uWu mewwy >w< nyote, 
uWu Whiwe ^.^ gweasy :3 Joan x3 doth UwU keew >w< the ^w^ pot. 

When ;;w;; aww ;;w;; awoud >w< the ^.^ wind x3 doth >_< bwow, 
And OwO coughing drowns >w< the xDD pawson's >_> saw, 
And >_< biwds ÚwÚ sit ÚwÚ bwooding ^-^ in >w< the >w< snyow, 
And uWu Mawian's x3 nyose OwO wooks ^.^ wed ^-^ and :3 waw, 
When ;;w;; woasted ÚwÚ cwabs UwU hiss ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; boww, 
UwU Then xDD nyightwy uWu sings >w< the ^.^ stawing owl: 
ÚwÚ 'Tu-who; 
>_< Tu-whit, To-who'- xDD A uWu mewwy >w< nyote, 
uWu Whiwe ^.^ gweasy :3 Joan x3 doth UwU keew >w< the ^w^ pot. 

ARMADO. ^.^ The >_> wowds :3 of ^-^ Mewcuwy are ;;w;; hawsh after >w< the songs :3 of Apollo. 
You ^w^ that ÚwÚ way: ;;w;; we ^w^ this way. Exeunt 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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:33 1606 

>w< THE TRAGEDY UwU OF MACBETH 


:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

DUNCAN, OwO King :3 of ^w^ Scotwand 
^-^ MACBETH, UwU Thanye :3 of :3 Gwamis ^-^ and x3 Cawdow, a ^-^ genyewaw ^-^ in >w< the King's >w< awmy 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH, ^.^ his uWu wife 
xDD MACDUFF, UwU Thanye :3 of :33 Fife, a ^-^ nyobweman :3 of ^w^ Scotwand 
LADY xDD MACDUFF, ^.^ his uWu wife 
xDD MAWCOWM, >_> ewdew ^-^ son :3 of :33 Duncan 
DONALBAIN, ÚwÚ youngew ^-^ son :3 of :33 Duncan 
uWu BANQUO, UwU Thanye :3 of UwU Wochabew, a ^-^ genyewaw ^-^ in >w< the King's >w< awmy 
>_> FWEANCE, ^.^ his ^-^ son 
LENNOX, ^-^ nyobweman :3 of ^w^ Scotwand 
x3 WOSS, ^-^ nyobweman :3 of ^w^ Scotwand 
>_< MENTEITH ^-^ nyobweman :3 of ^w^ Scotwand 
ÚwÚ ANGUS, ^-^ nyobweman :3 of ^w^ Scotwand 
>_> CAITHNyESS, ^-^ nyobweman :3 of ^w^ Scotwand 
UwU SIWAWD, uWu Eaww :3 of >w< Nyowthumbewwand, ^-^ genyewaw :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish forces 
>w< YOUNG UwU SIWAWD, ^.^ his ^-^ son 
:33 SEYTON, attendant uWu to >w< Macbeth 
^w^ HECATE, Queen :3 of >w< the ^-^ Witches 
^.^ The Three ^-^ Witches 
Boy, uWu Son :3 of UwU Macduff 
^.^ Gentwewoman attending on :33 Wady >w< Macbeth 
;;w;; An ÚwÚ Engwish Doctor 
xDD A ;;w;; Scottish Doctor 
xDD A Sergeant 
xDD A OwO Powtew 
;;w;; An Old ^-^ Man 
^.^ The xDD Ghost :3 of OwO Banquo ^-^ and x3 othew ^.^ Appawitions 
Lords, :33 Gentwemen, ^w^ Officews, :3 Sowdiews, :33 Muwthewews, :3 Attendants, 
^-^ and Messengers 




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>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
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OwO SCENyE: ^w^ Scotwand ^-^ and ;;w;; Engwand 


>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
xDD A OwO desewt ;;w;; pwace. :33 Thundew ^-^ and ^w^ wightnying. 

^-^ Entew xDD thwee Witches. 

ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. When >_< shaww ;;w;; we xDD thwee meet >_> again? 
^.^ In ;;w;; thundew, x3 wightnying, >w< ow ^-^ in >_< wain? 
SECOND ^.^ WITCH. When >w< the >_> huwwybuwwy's x3 donye, 
When >w< the ^.^ battwe's :33 wost ^-^ and ^.^ won. 
THIRD ^.^ WITCH. :33 That >w< wiww >_< be ^-^ ewe >w< the ^w^ set :3 of :3 sun. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. ;;w;; Whewe >w< the >_> pwace? 
SECOND ^.^ WITCH. ÚwÚ Upon >w< the UwU heath. 
THIRD ^.^ WITCH. ;;w;; Thewe uWu to meet xDD with ;;w;; Macbeth. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. ^-^ I come, :3 Gwaymawkin. 
OwO AWW. >_< Paddock calls. Anon! 
:33 Faiw is foul, ^-^ and ÚwÚ fouw is fair. 
>_< Hovew through >w< the OwO fog ^-^ and :33 fiwthy >w< aiw. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
xDD A camp uWu nyeaw Forres. Alarum within. 

^-^ Entew Duncan, ;;w;; Mawcowm, ^.^ Donyawbain, ;;w;; Wennyox, xDD with :3 Attendants, 
OwO meeting a ^-^ bweeding >w< Sewgeant. 

x3 DUNCAN. :3 What ÚwÚ bwoody man is that? He ^w^ can :33 wepowt, 
:33 As uWu seemeth :3 by ^.^ his ^.^ pwight, :3 of >w< the x3 wevowt 
^.^ The uWu nyewest x3 state. 
>_> MAWCOWM. ^.^ This is >w< the uWu sewgeant 
>_< Who OwO wike a ^w^ good ^-^ and :33 hawdy >w< sowdiew fought 
^.^ 'Gainst >_> my captivity. UwU Haiw, ^.^ bwave ÚwÚ fwiend! 
Say uWu to >w< the OwO King >w< the >w< knyowwedge :3 of >w< the broil 
:33 As >w< thou didst uWu weave uWu it. 
^w^ SEWGEANT. :3 Doubtfuw it :33 stood, 
:33 As x3 two ;;w;; spent x3 swimmews ^w^ that do >w< cwing x3 togethew 
And choke their >w< awt. ^.^ The OwO mewciwess ^-^ Macdonwawd- 
;;w;; Wowthy uWu to >_< be a >_< webew, for uWu to ^w^ that 
^.^ The >_> muwtipwying ;;w;; viwwainyies :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe 
:3 Do swarm upon xDD him :3 -fwom >w< the OwO Westewn >w< Iswes 
Of ^w^ kewns ^-^ and ;;w;; gawwowgwasses is >_> suppwied; 
And ÚwÚ Fowtunye, on ^.^ his uWu damnyed :3 quawwew :3 smiwing, 
^w^ Show'd OwO wike a rebel's OwO whowe. xDD But all's x3 too :3 weak; 
:3 Fow ^.^ bwave >w< Macbeth -well UwU he >w< desewves ^w^ that >_< nyame- 
^-^ Disdainying ÚwÚ Fowtunye, xDD with ^.^ his ^w^ bwandish'd ^-^ steew, 
Which >_< smoked xDD with ÚwÚ bwoody >_> execution, 
>w< Wike :33 Vawow's ;;w;; minyion carved :33 out ^.^ his >_> passage 
xDD Tiww UwU he :33 faced >w< the :33 swave, 
Which >w< nye'ew :3 shook OwO hands, >_< nyow ^.^ bade >_< faweweww uWu to :3 him, 
xDD Tiww UwU he ;;w;; unseam'd xDD him OwO fwom >w< the nave uWu to >w< the chaps, 
And fix'd ^.^ his ^.^ head upon x3 ouw >_> battwements. 
x3 DUNCAN. O ^.^ vawiant >_> cousin! ;;w;; Wowthy >_< gentweman! 
^w^ SEWGEANT. :33 As whence >w< the sun OwO 'gins ^.^ his UwU wefwection 
Shipwrecking UwU stowms ^-^ and ^w^ diwefuw UwU thundews x3 bweak, 
So OwO fwom ^w^ that ;;w;; spwing whence x3 comfowt OwO seem'd uWu to come 
>_< Discomfowt ^.^ swewws. ^w^ Mawk, OwO King :3 of Scotland, UwU mawk. 
:33 Nyo ^-^ soonyew ÚwÚ justice >_< had, xDD with x3 vawow :33 awm'd, 
Compell'd uWu these OwO skipping ^w^ kewns uWu to xDD twust their xDD heews, 
xDD But >w< the :3 Nyowweyan lord, :33 suwveying vantage, 
With furbish'd xDD awms ^-^ and xDD nyew ^w^ suppwies :3 of men, 
UwU Began a >_> fwesh UwU assauwt. 
x3 DUNCAN. >w< Dismay'd UwU nyot ^w^ this 
>_< Ouw ^w^ captains, >w< Macbeth ^-^ and ^.^ Banquo.? 
^w^ SEWGEANT. ^w^ Yes, 
:33 As ^w^ spawwows OwO eagwes, >w< ow >w< the hawe >w< the ;;w;; wion. 
UwU If ^-^ I say sooth, ^-^ I must >_< wepowt :33 they were 
:33 As OwO cannyons uWu ovewchawged xDD with >w< doubwe cracks, 
So :33 they 
ÚwÚ Doubwy x3 wedoubwed ^.^ stwokes upon >w< the ^w^ foe. 
Except :33 they OwO meant uWu to :33 bathe ^-^ in :33 weeking ^w^ wounds, 
>_> Ow xDD memowize uWu anyothew Golgotha, 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ teww- 
xDD But ^-^ I am :33 faint; >_> my :33 gashes ^.^ cwy for :33 hewp. 
x3 DUNCAN. So ^w^ weww thy >_> wowds ^-^ become ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as thy ^-^ wounds; 
xDD They ^-^ smack :3 of >_< honyow ^.^ both. :3 Go x3 get xDD him ÚwÚ suwgeons. 
x3 Exit ^w^ Sewgeant, attended. 
>_< Who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew UwU Woss. 

:33 MAWCOWM ^.^ The ^-^ wowthy UwU Thanye :3 of UwU Woss. 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. :3 What a haste OwO wooks through ^.^ his eyes! So OwO shouwd UwU he >w< wook 
:33 That ^-^ seems uWu to UwU speak things strange. 
ROSS. >_> God >_< save >w< the King! 
x3 DUNCAN. Whence UwU camest UwU thou, ^-^ wowthy Thane? 
ROSS. ^w^ Fwom :33 Fife, >_> gweat :3 King, 
;;w;; Whewe >w< the :3 Nyowweyan >w< bannyews :33 fwout >w< the sky 
And ^w^ fan x3 ouw uWu peopwe >_< cowd. 
Norway ^w^ himsewf, xDD with terrible :3 nyumbews, 
;;w;; Assisted :3 by ^w^ that :3 most ;;w;; diswoyaw UwU twaitow 
^.^ The UwU Thanye :3 of x3 Cawdow, began a :33 dismaw >_> confwict, 
xDD Tiww ^w^ that OwO Bewwonya's >w< bwidegwoom, ;;w;; wapp'd ^-^ in OwO pwoof, 
OwO Confwonted xDD him xDD with uWu sewf-compawisons, 
>w< Point ÚwÚ against point >w< webewwious, ;;w;; awm uWu 'gainst arm, 
>_> Cuwbing ^.^ his ;;w;; wavish ^.^ spiwit; UwU and, uWu to ^.^ concwude, 
^.^ The victory uWu feww on :33 us. 
x3 DUNCAN. Great happiness! 
ROSS. :33 That now 
>_< Swenyo, >w< the uWu Nyowways' uWu king, craves >w< composition; 
>_> Nyow :3 wouwd ;;w;; we uWu deign xDD him ;;w;; buwiaw :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ men 
xDD Tiww UwU he disbursed, :3 at ^-^ Saint UwU Cowme's OwO Inch, 
^w^ Ten >_> thousand dollars uWu to x3 ouw ^-^ genyewaw ^w^ use. 
x3 DUNCAN. :33 Nyo :33 mowe ^w^ that UwU Thanye :3 of Cawdor >_< shaww ÚwÚ deceive 
>_< Ouw bosom >_> intewest. :3 Go :33 pwonyounce ^.^ his present >_< death, 
And xDD with ^.^ his uWu fowmew title >_< gweet ;;w;; Macbeth. 
ROSS. >_< I'ww see it OwO donye. 
x3 DUNCAN. :3 What UwU he hath >_> wost, ^-^ nyobwe >w< Macbeth hath ^.^ won. 
x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
xDD A UwU heath. :33 Thundew. 

^-^ Entew >w< the xDD thwee Witches. 

ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. ;;w;; Whewe UwU hast >w< thou x3 been, xDD sistew? 
SECOND ^.^ WITCH. Killing OwO swinye. 
THIRD ^.^ WITCH. :3 Sistew, >w< whewe ^.^ thou? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. xDD A ^w^ saiwow's uWu wife ^w^ had >_> chestnyuts ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^-^ wap, 
And mounch'd, ^-^ and mounch'd, ^-^ and :3 mounch'd. :3 "Give me," ^-^ quoth xDD I. 
;;w;; "Awoint ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ witch!" >w< the ÚwÚ wump-fed ^w^ wonyon cries. 
ÚwÚ Hew ^.^ husband's uWu to >_> Aweppo gone, ^w^ mastew >w< the OwO Tigew; 
xDD But ^-^ in a >_< sieve >_< I'ww ^.^ thithew ÚwÚ saiw, 
And, OwO wike a rat :33 without a uWu taiw, 
>_< I'ww ÚwÚ do, >_< I'ww ÚwÚ do, ^-^ and >_< I'ww do. 
SECOND ^.^ WITCH. >_< I'ww >w< give ÚwÚ thee a ÚwÚ wind. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. ^-^ Thou'wt :3 kind. 
THIRD ^.^ WITCH. And ^-^ I x3 anyothew. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. ^-^ I myself have ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< othew, 
And >w< the :3 vewy >_< powts :33 they >_< bwow, 
;;w;; Aww >w< the >w< quawtews ^w^ that :33 they >_< knyow 
>_< I' >w< the :33 shipman's ^.^ cawd. 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ dwain xDD him dry ÚwÚ as x3 hay: 
Sleep >_< shaww ^w^ nyeithew night >_< nyow x3 day 
^.^ Hang upon ^.^ his xDD penthouse :33 wid; 
He >_< shaww >_< wive a man uWu fowbid. 
>w< Weawy xDD se'nnyights UwU nyinye xDD times UwU nyinye 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU he OwO dwindwe, peak, ^-^ and ;;w;; pinye; 
OwO Though ^.^ his ^-^ bawk ;;w;; cannyot >_< be >_> wost, 
^w^ Yet it >_< shaww >_< be :33 tempest-toss'd. 
ÚwÚ Wook what ^-^ I >w< have. 
SECOND ^.^ WITCH. x3 Show me, ^w^ show >w< me. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. uWu Hewe ^-^ I have a UwU piwot's ^-^ thumb, 
Wreck'd ÚwÚ as :33 homewawd UwU he >w< did ^-^ come. ;;w;; Dwum within. 
THIRD ^.^ WITCH. xDD A :3 dwum, a ^.^ dwum! 
>w< Macbeth x3 doth ^-^ come. 
OwO AWW. ^.^ The :33 weiwd sisters, UwU hand ^-^ in ;;w;; hand, 
Posters :3 of >w< the >w< sea ^-^ and land, 
Thus do ^w^ go uWu about, uWu about, 
Thrice uWu to >w< thinye, ^-^ and :3 thwice uWu to uWu minye, 
And :3 thwice >w< again, uWu to uWu make :3 up nine. 
xDD Peace! ^.^ The x3 chawm's ÚwÚ wound ;;w;; up. 

^-^ Entew >w< Macbeth ^-^ and >_> Banquo. 

^-^ MACBETH. So ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ and ^.^ faiw a x3 day ^-^ I have UwU nyot :3 seen. 
BANQUO. UwU How far ^w^ is't call'd uWu to x3 Fowwes? :3 What are uWu these 
So wither'd ^-^ and ;;w;; so wild ^-^ in their ^w^ attiwe, 
:33 That >w< wook UwU nyot OwO wike >w< the inhabitants uWu o' >w< the >_> eawth, 
And yet are on't? ÚwÚ Wive :33 you? >w< ow are :33 you :3 aught 
:33 That man ^w^ may >w< question? You seem uWu to understand me, 
By uWu each :3 at once ;;w;; hew ^.^ choppy finger ^.^ waying 
ÚwÚ Upon ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ skinny ^-^ wips. You OwO shouwd >_< be ^w^ women, 
And yet ^-^ youw beards x3 fowbid :33 me uWu to >w< intewpwet 
:33 That :33 you are >_< so. 
^-^ MACBETH. Speak, >_> if :33 you xDD can. :3 What are :33 you? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. ;;w;; Aww ^.^ haiw, UwU Macbeth, OwO haiw uWu to ^-^ thee, UwU Thanye :3 of :33 Gwamis! 
SECOND ^.^ WITCH. ;;w;; Aww ^.^ haiw, UwU Macbeth, OwO haiw uWu to ^-^ thee, UwU Thanye :3 of ÚwÚ Cawdow! 
THIRD ^.^ WITCH. ;;w;; Aww ^.^ haiw, UwU Macbeth, ^w^ that xDD shawt >_< be OwO King >_< heweaftew! 
BANQUO. Good sir, why do :33 you ^w^ stawt, ^-^ and seem uWu to ^w^ feaw 
:33 Things ^w^ that do sound ;;w;; so fair? >_< I' >w< the name :3 of truth, 
;;w;; Awe xDD ye ;;w;; fantasticaw >w< ow ^w^ that uWu indeed 
Which outwardly xDD ye ^w^ show? ^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe partner 
You >_< gweet xDD with present ^.^ gwace ^-^ and >_> gweat >_> pwediction 
Of ^-^ nyobwe having ^-^ and :3 of ;;w;; woyaw x3 hope, 
:33 That UwU he ^-^ seems rapt withal. >_< To :33 me :33 you UwU speak uWu nyot. 
UwU If :33 you ^w^ can >w< wook uWu into >w< the UwU seeds :3 of time, 
And say xDD which UwU gwain >w< wiww ÚwÚ gwow ^-^ and xDD which >w< wiww not, 
OwO Speak :33 then uWu to me, ;;w;; who ^w^ nyeithew >w< beg >_< nyow ^w^ feaw 
;;w;; Youw favors >_< nyow ^-^ youw ;;w;; hate. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. Hail! 
SECOND ^.^ WITCH. Hail! 
THIRD ^.^ WITCH. Hail! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. Lesser than UwU Macbeth, ^-^ and greater. 
SECOND ^.^ WITCH. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so >_> happy, yet ÚwÚ much ^w^ happiew. 
THIRD ^.^ WITCH. Thou xDD shawt x3 get >_< kings, though >w< thou >_< be x3 nyonye. 
So ;;w;; aww ^.^ haiw, >w< Macbeth ^-^ and Banquo! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. OwO Banquo ^-^ and UwU Macbeth, ;;w;; aww :3 haiw! 
^-^ MACBETH. Stay, :33 you ^w^ impewfect :3 speakews, tell :33 me >w< mowe. 
By uWu Sinyew's ÚwÚ death ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ I am UwU Thanye :3 of UwU Gwamis; 
xDD But how :3 of ^w^ Cawdow? ^.^ The UwU Thanye :3 of Cawdor x3 wives, 
xDD A x3 pwospewous ;;w;; gentweman; ^-^ and uWu to >_< be OwO King 
uWu Stands UwU nyot >_> within >w< the UwU pwospect :3 of ^.^ bewief, 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe than uWu to >_< be :33 Cawdow. Say OwO fwom whence 
You ^-^ owe ^w^ this ^-^ stwange intelligence, >w< ow why 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ this uWu bwasted ^.^ heath :33 you >w< stop x3 ouw x3 way 
With >_< such OwO pwophetic greeting? Speak, ^-^ I charge ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ Witches uWu vanyish. 
BANQUO. ^.^ The earth hath xDD bubbwes ÚwÚ as >w< the water >_< has, 
And uWu these are :3 of uWu them. uWu Whithew are :33 they >_> vanyish'd? 
^-^ MACBETH. >w< Into >w< the ;;w;; aiw, ^-^ and what OwO seem'd :33 cowpowaw melted 
:33 As >_< bweath uWu into >w< the ÚwÚ wind. >w< Wouwd :33 they ^w^ had >_< stay'd! 
BANQUO. ^.^ Wewe >_< such things ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we do UwU speak xDD about? 
>_> Ow have ;;w;; we x3 eaten on >w< the insane root 
:33 That >_> takes >w< the :3 weason >_> pwisonyew? 
^-^ MACBETH. ;;w;; Youw :3 chiwdwen >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ kings. 
BANQUO. You >_< shaww >_< be UwU King. 
^-^ MACBETH. And UwU Thanye :3 of Cawdor >_< too. >_< Went it UwU nyot so? 
BANQUO. >_< To >w< the :33 sewfsame ^.^ tunye ^-^ and :3 wowds. :33 Who's :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew xDD Woss ^-^ and >w< Angus. 

ROSS. ^.^ The OwO King hath ^.^ happiwy xDD weceived, UwU Macbeth, 
^.^ The OwO nyews :3 of thy success; ^-^ and uWu when UwU he >_< weads 
>w< Thy ^w^ pewsonyaw venture ^-^ in >w< the rebels' >w< fight, 
:33 His :3 wondews ^-^ and ^.^ his ;;w;; pwaises do contend 
Which OwO shouwd >_< be ^w^ thinye >w< ow >w< his. x3 Siwenced xDD with that, 
^.^ In viewing ^.^ o'ew >w< the :33 west uWu o' >w< the :33 sewfsame x3 day, 
He finds ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >w< the OwO stout :3 Nyowweyan >_< wanks, 
Nothing ÚwÚ afeawd :3 of what thyself didst >_< make, 
Strange OwO images :3 of ^-^ death. :33 As xDD thick ÚwÚ as OwO haiw 
>_< Came ÚwÚ post xDD with :33 post, ^-^ and >_> evewy >w< onye >w< did ;;w;; beaw 
>w< Thy ;;w;; pwaises ^-^ in ^.^ his kingdom's >_> gweat x3 defense, 
And pour'd them OwO down :33 befowe ^-^ him. 
;;w;; ANGUS. OwO We are >_> sent 
>_< To >w< give ^-^ thee, OwO fwom x3 ouw ;;w;; woyaw uWu mastew, thanks; 
^w^ Onwy uWu to :3 hewawd ÚwÚ thee uWu into ^.^ his sight, 
uWu Nyot ^-^ pay ;;w;; thee. 
ROSS. And for :3 an >w< eawnyest :3 of a greater ÚwÚ honyow, 
He ^.^ bade me, OwO fwom :3 him, UwU caww ÚwÚ thee UwU Thanye :3 of :33 Cawdow. 
^.^ In xDD which ;;w;; addition, ^.^ haiw, :3 most ^-^ wowthy OwO Thanye, 
:3 Fow it is thine. 
BANQUO. ^w^ What, ^w^ can >w< the devil UwU speak >w< twue? 
^-^ MACBETH. ^.^ The UwU Thanye :3 of Cawdor :3 wives. ^.^ Why do :33 you dress :33 me 
^.^ In borrow'd >_< wobes? 
;;w;; ANGUS. >_< Who >_> was >w< the UwU Thanye xDD wives yet, 
xDD But ^.^ undew >_< heavy UwU judgement >_< beaws ^w^ that OwO wife 
Which UwU he >w< desewves uWu to x3 wose. ^.^ Whethew UwU he >_> was x3 combinyed 
With those :3 of >w< Nyowway, >w< ow >w< did x3 winye >w< the ÚwÚ webew 
With ^.^ hidden :33 hewp ^-^ and vantage, >w< ow ^w^ that xDD with x3 both 
He labor'd ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ countwy's ;;w;; wweck, ^-^ I >_< knyow not; 
xDD But >_> tweasons >_< capitaw, ^.^ confess'd ^-^ and ^.^ pwoved, 
>_< Have ÚwÚ ovewthwown ^-^ him. 
^-^ MACBETH. >w< [Aside.] uWu Gwamis, ^-^ and UwU Thanye :3 of ÚwÚ Cawdow! 
^.^ The >w< gweatest is x3 behind. ^w^ [To xDD Woss ^-^ and Angus] Thanks for ^-^ youw 
xDD pains. 
x3 [Aside uWu to Banquo] :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot hope ^-^ youw :3 chiwdwen >_< shaww >_< be >_< kings, 
When those ^w^ that ÚwÚ gave >w< the UwU Thanye :3 of Cawdor uWu to :33 me 
:33 Pwomised xDD nyo less uWu to them? 
BANQUO. x3 [Aside uWu to ÚwÚ Macbeth.] UwU That, UwU twusted ;;w;; home, 
:33 Might yet uWu enkindwe :33 you >_< unto >w< the ^w^ cwown, 
:33 Besides >w< the UwU Thanye :3 of :33 Cawdow. xDD But ÚwÚ 'tis xDD stwange; 
And oftentimes, uWu to >w< win uWu us uWu to x3 ouw >_< hawm, 
^.^ The UwU instwuments :3 of darkness tell uWu us x3 twuths, 
^w^ Win uWu us xDD with uWu honyest trifles, uWu to betray's 
^.^ In xDD deepest xDD consequence- 
Cousins, a word, ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ MACBETH. >w< [Aside.] >_< Two xDD twuths are told, 
:33 As happy prologues uWu to >w< the swelling :3 act 
Of >w< the ^w^ impewiaw x3 theme-I UwU thank ^.^ you, ;;w;; gentwemen. 
>w< [Aside.] ^.^ This OwO supewnyatuwaw soliciting 
^w^ Cannyot >_< be ^-^ iww, ;;w;; cannyot >_< be :33 good. UwU If ^-^ iww, 
^.^ Why hath it ÚwÚ given :33 me >w< eawnyest :3 of xDD success, 
>w< Commencing ^-^ in a x3 twuth? ^-^ I am UwU Thanye :3 of :33 Cawdow. 
UwU If ^.^ good, why do ^-^ I yield uWu to ^w^ that x3 suggestion 
>_< Whose horrid UwU image x3 doth :33 unfix >_> my >w< haiw 
And uWu make >_> my >_< seated :33 heawt uWu knyock :3 at >_> my >_> wibs, 
Against >w< the ÚwÚ use :3 of x3 nyatuwe? ^.^ Pwesent >_> feaws 
;;w;; Awe less than horrible imaginings: 
^w^ My ;;w;; thought, :3 whose ^w^ muwthew yet is but fantastical, 
:3 Shakes ;;w;; so >_> my :33 singwe ^.^ state :3 of man ^w^ that uWu function 
Is uWu smothew'd ^-^ in surmise, ^-^ and OwO nyothing is 
xDD But what is uWu nyot. 
BANQUO. x3 Wook, how x3 ouw ÚwÚ pawtnyew's xDD wapt. 
^-^ MACBETH. >w< [Aside.] UwU If >_> chance >w< wiww have :33 me :3 King, OwO why, >_> chance ^w^ may 
crown :33 me 
>_< Without >_> my UwU stiw. 
BANQUO. :33 Nyew ^.^ honyows come upon :3 him, 
>w< Wike x3 ouw ^-^ stwange garments, cleave UwU nyot uWu to their >w< mouwd 
xDD But xDD with >w< the >_< aid :3 of ^w^ use. 
^-^ MACBETH. >w< [Aside.] ^w^ Come what come ;;w;; may, 
ÚwÚ Time ^-^ and >w< the hour UwU wuns through >w< the roughest ;;w;; day. 
BANQUO. ;;w;; Wowthy UwU Macbeth, ;;w;; we x3 stay upon ^-^ youw xDD weisuwe. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw favor; >_> my ^.^ duww ^.^ bwain >_> was :33 wwought 
With things >w< fowgotten. :33 Kind gentlemen, ^-^ youw ^-^ pains 
;;w;; Awe :3 wegistew'd >w< whewe >_> evewy x3 day ^-^ I ^w^ tuwn 
^.^ The >_< weaf uWu to UwU wead uWu them. Let uWu us ^.^ towawd >w< the UwU King. 
>w< Think upon what hath chanced, ^-^ and :3 at :33 mowe time, 
^.^ The ;;w;; intewim having weigh'd ^w^ it, let uWu us UwU speak 
>_< Ouw >w< fwee ^-^ heawts uWu each uWu to ;;w;; othew. 
BANQUO. ^w^ Vewy ;;w;; gwadwy. 
^-^ MACBETH. xDD Tiww uWu then, xDD enyough. uWu Come, uWu fwiends. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
Forres. ^.^ The OwO pawace. 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew Duncan, ;;w;; Mawcowm, ^.^ Donyawbain, ;;w;; Wennyox, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 

x3 DUNCAN. Is UwU execution ^w^ donye on ^w^ Cawdow? ;;w;; Awe UwU nyot 
Those ^-^ in >_< commission yet uWu wetuwn'd? 
>_> MAWCOWM. ^w^ My liege, 
xDD They are UwU nyot yet come OwO back. xDD But ^-^ I have ^-^ spoke 
With >w< onye ^w^ that OwO saw xDD him ^-^ die, ;;w;; who >w< did >_< wepowt 
:33 That :3 vewy UwU fwankwy UwU he ^.^ confess'd ^.^ his ^w^ tweasons, 
>w< Impwowed ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' pardon, ^-^ and ^w^ set ^-^ fowth 
xDD A ;;w;; deep repentance. Nothing ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO wife 
>_> Became xDD him OwO wike >w< the x3 weaving x3 it; UwU he ;;w;; died 
:33 As >w< onye ^w^ that ^w^ had OwO been x3 studied ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< death, 
>_< To OwO thwow xDD away >w< the x3 deawest >_> thing UwU he owed 
:33 As x3 'twewe a ^-^ cawewess ^w^ twifwe. 
x3 DUNCAN. Thewe's xDD nyo UwU awt 
>_< To find >w< the ;;w;; mind's xDD constwuction ^-^ in >w< the >w< face: 
He >_> was a gentleman on whom ^-^ I built 
;;w;; An ^-^ absowute x3 twust. 

^-^ Entew UwU Macbeth, ^w^ Banquo, ;;w;; Woss, ^-^ and >w< Angus. 

O xDD wowthiest >_> cousin! 
^.^ The x3 sin :3 of >_> my ingratitude uWu even now 
uWu Was >_< heavy on >w< me. Thou UwU awt ;;w;; so far :3 befowe, 
:33 That ^.^ swiftest UwU wing :3 of recompense is ^-^ swow 
>_< To overtake ;;w;; thee. >w< Wouwd >w< thou ^.^ hadst less :3 desewved, 
:33 That >w< the ÚwÚ pwopowtion x3 both :3 of UwU thanks ^-^ and OwO payment 
:33 Might have OwO been >_< minye! ^w^ Onwy ^-^ I have UwU weft uWu to say, 
x3 Mowe is thy UwU due than :33 mowe than ;;w;; aww ^w^ can ÚwÚ pay. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^.^ The UwU sewvice ^-^ and >w< the x3 woyawty :3 wowe, 
^.^ In x3 doing ^w^ it, >w< pays ^-^ itsewf. ;;w;; Youw ^-^ Highnyess' ^.^ pawt 
Is uWu to >_> weceive x3 ouw :33 duties, ^-^ and x3 ouw >_< duties 
;;w;; Awe uWu to ^-^ youw ^w^ thwonye ^-^ and xDD state, :3 chiwdwen ^-^ and servants, 
Which do but what :33 they >_< shouwd, :3 by x3 doing ;;w;; evewything 
x3 Safe ^.^ towawd ^-^ youw :33 wove ^-^ and uWu honyow. 
x3 DUNCAN. >_> Wewcome x3 hithew. 
^-^ I have >_< begun uWu to UwU pwant ^-^ thee, ^-^ and >w< wiww ^.^ wabow 
>_< To uWu make ÚwÚ thee full :3 of ÚwÚ gwowing. Noble ^w^ Banquo, 
:33 That UwU hast xDD nyo less :3 desewved, >_< nyow must >_< be known 
:33 Nyo less uWu to have ^w^ donye uWu so; let :33 me infold ÚwÚ thee 
And hold ÚwÚ thee uWu to >_> my >w< heawt. 
BANQUO. ;;w;; Thewe >_> if ^-^ I uWu gwow, 
^.^ The OwO hawvest is ^-^ youw :3 own. 
x3 DUNCAN. ^w^ My >_> pwenteous ^.^ joys, 
:33 Wanton ^-^ in ;;w;; fuwwnyess, >w< seek uWu to xDD hide >w< themsewves 
^.^ In ^.^ dwops :3 of sorrow. UwU Sons, x3 kinsmen, uWu thanyes, 
And :33 you :3 whose places are >w< the >_< nyeawest, >_< knyow 
OwO We >w< wiww ;;w;; estabwish x3 ouw estate upon 
>_< Ouw ;;w;; ewdest, ;;w;; Mawcowm, whom ;;w;; we name hereafter 
^.^ The xDD Pwince :3 of ^.^ Cumbewwand; xDD which >_< honyow must 
uWu Nyot ^-^ unyaccompanyied xDD invest xDD him x3 onwy, 
xDD But signs :3 of nobleness, OwO wike ÚwÚ staws, >_< shaww shine 
:3 On ;;w;; aww deservers. ^w^ Fwom hence uWu to x3 Invewnyess, 
And ^w^ bind uWu us further uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^.^ The :33 west is labor, xDD which is UwU nyot ^-^ used for ÚwÚ you. 
>_< I'ww >_< be myself >w< the >w< hawbingew, ^-^ and uWu make joyful 
^.^ The hearing :3 of >_> my uWu wife xDD with ^-^ youw approach; 
So x3 humbwy ^w^ take >_> my leave. 
x3 DUNCAN. ^w^ My ^-^ wowthy ÚwÚ Cawdow! 
^-^ MACBETH. >w< [Aside.] ^.^ The xDD Pwince :3 of >_< Cumbewwand! :33 That is a >_< step 
:3 On xDD which ^-^ I must x3 faww x3 down, >w< ow else ^w^ o'ewweap, 
:3 Fow ^-^ in >_> my x3 way it uWu wies. Stars, xDD hide ^-^ youw uWu fiwes; 
Let UwU nyot :3 wight see >_> my >w< bwack ^-^ and ;;w;; deep desires. 
^.^ The eye uWu wink :3 at >w< the UwU hand; yet let ^w^ that >_< be 
Which >w< the eye xDD feaws, uWu when it is x3 donye, uWu to >_> see. Exit. 
x3 DUNCAN. OwO Twue, ^-^ wowthy Banquo! He is full ;;w;; so ^w^ vawiant, 
And ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ commendations ^-^ I am >w< fed; 
>_> It is a banquet uWu to >w< me. xDD Wet's after :3 him, 
>_< Whose OwO cawe is ^w^ gonye :33 befowe uWu to :33 bid uWu us x3 wewcome. 
>_> It is a uWu peewwess kinsman. xDD Fwouwish. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
Inverness. ^-^ Macbeth's castle. 

^-^ Entew :33 Wady UwU Macbeth, ÚwÚ weading a OwO wettew. 

LADY ^-^ MACBETH. xDD "They >_< met :33 me ^-^ in >w< the x3 day :3 of xDD success, ^-^ and ^-^ I have 
>_> weawnyed :3 by >w< the perfectest >_< wepowt :33 they have :33 mowe ^-^ in them than 
x3 mowtaw >w< knyowwedge. When ^-^ I ^w^ buwnyed ^-^ in desire uWu to >w< question them 
ÚwÚ fuwthew, :33 they uWu made >w< themsewves ;;w;; aiw, uWu into xDD which :33 they >_< vanyished. 
Whiles ^-^ I >w< stood rapt ^-^ in >w< the x3 wondew :3 of ^w^ it, came ^-^ missives OwO fwom >w< the 
:3 King, ;;w;; who ÚwÚ aww-haiwed :33 me ;;w;; 'Thanye :3 of ÚwÚ Cawdow'; :3 by xDD which UwU titwe, 
:3 befowe, uWu these :33 weiwd x3 sistews saluted :33 me ^-^ and :33 wefewwed :33 me uWu to >w< the 
>w< coming on :3 of :3 time xDD with 'Hail, OwO King ^w^ that xDD shawt ÚwÚ be!' ^.^ This have ^-^ I 
:3 thought ^w^ good uWu to >w< dewivew ^-^ thee, >_> my x3 deawest partner :3 of :3 gweatnyess, 
^w^ that >w< thou ^w^ mightst UwU nyot ;;w;; wose >w< the >_< dues :3 of ;;w;; wejoicing, :3 by being 
ignorant :3 of what :3 gweatnyess is promised ;;w;; thee. :3 Way it uWu to thy heart, 
^-^ and xDD faweweww." 

:3 Gwamis >w< thou >_< awt, ^-^ and x3 Cawdow, ^-^ and xDD shawt >_< be 
:3 What >w< thou UwU awt :33 pwomised. ^w^ Yet do ^-^ I ^w^ feaw thy ^w^ nyatuwe. 
>_> It is x3 too full uWu o' >w< the UwU miwk :3 of uWu human kindness 
>_< To xDD catch >w< the xDD nyeawest way. Thou wouldst >_< be great; 
^-^ Awt UwU nyot :33 without uWu ambition, but :33 without 
^.^ The illness OwO shouwd ^-^ attend uWu it. :3 What >w< thou wouldst ^w^ highwy, 
:33 That wouldst >w< thou >w< howiwy; wouldst UwU nyot uWu pway uWu fawse, 
And yet wouldst xDD wwongwy uWu win. xDD Thou'wdst uWu have, >_> gweat uWu Gwamis, 
:33 That xDD which :33 cwies, "Thus >w< thou must ÚwÚ do, >_> if >w< thou have x3 it; 
And ^w^ that xDD which :3 wathew >w< thou dost ^w^ feaw uWu to do 
uWu Than ^.^ wishest OwO shouwd >_< be undone." >w< Hie ÚwÚ thee hither, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may pour >_> my >_> spiwits ^-^ in ^w^ thinye ^-^ eaw, 
And chastise xDD with >w< the x3 vawow :3 of >_> my tongue 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ that ;;w;; impedes ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom >w< the xDD gowden round, 
Which >_> fate ^-^ and metaphysical >_< aid x3 doth seem 
>_< To have ÚwÚ thee :3 cwown'd withal. 

^-^ Entew a Messenger. 

:3 What is ^-^ youw x3 tidings? 
MESSENGER. ^.^ The OwO King ÚwÚ comes ÚwÚ hewe uWu tonyight. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ^-^ Thou'wt uWu mad uWu to say x3 it! 
Is UwU nyot thy ^w^ mastew xDD with him? :33 who, :3 wewe't ;;w;; so, 
>w< Wouwd have inform'd for xDD pwepawation. 
MESSENGER. So UwU pwease ^.^ you, it is OwO twue; x3 ouw UwU Thanye is coming. 
uWu Onye :3 of >_> my :3 fewwows ^w^ had >w< the >_< speed :3 of :3 him, 
^-^ Who, almost ^-^ dead for >w< bweath, ^w^ had ÚwÚ scawcewy :33 mowe 
uWu Than :3 wouwd uWu make :3 up ^.^ his message. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ^w^ Give xDD him >_> tending; 
He UwU bwings >_> gweat news. x3 Exit Messenger. 
^.^ The xDD waven himself is ^w^ hoawse 
:33 That ^.^ cwoaks >w< the OwO fataw entrance :3 of :33 Duncan 
Under >_> my >_> battwements. uWu Come, :33 you >_> spiwits 
:33 That ^.^ tend on x3 mowtaw xDD thoughts, UwU unsex :33 me ÚwÚ hewe 
And fill :33 me OwO fwom >w< the crown uWu to >w< the toe ;;w;; top-fuww 
Of direst ^w^ cwuewty! Make xDD thick >_> my uWu bwood, 
;;w;; Stop :3 up >w< the access ^-^ and >_> passage uWu to remorse, 
:33 That xDD nyo ^-^ compunctious visitings :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe 
Shake >_> my uWu feww OwO puwpose >_< nyow :3 keep peace between 
^.^ The ÚwÚ effect ^-^ and x3 it! ^w^ Come uWu to >_> my :3 woman's OwO bweasts, 
And ^w^ take >_> my UwU miwk for gaww, ^-^ youw uWu muwthewing ;;w;; minyistews, 
Wherever ^-^ in ^-^ youw sightless substances 
You :3 wait on >_< nyatuwe's >w< mischief! uWu Come, xDD thick OwO nyight, 
And >_> paww ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; dunnyest smoke :3 of uWu heww 
:33 That >_> my ;;w;; keen UwU knyife see UwU nyot >w< the ÚwÚ wound it ^-^ makes 
>_> Nyow :3 heaven ^.^ peep through >w< the >_< bwanket :3 of >w< the ^-^ dawk 
>_< To OwO cwy, "Hold, :33 howd!" 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. 

Great :33 Gwamis! ;;w;; Wowthy ÚwÚ Cawdow! 
>w< Gweatew than both, :3 by >w< the >_< aww-haiw >_< heweaftew! 
>w< Thy :33 wettews have transported :33 me >_> beyond 
^.^ This ignorant >_> pwesent, ^-^ and ^-^ I feel now 
^.^ The xDD futuwe ^-^ in >w< the uWu instant. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^w^ My x3 deawest love, 
:33 Duncan ÚwÚ comes ÚwÚ hewe uWu tonyight. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. And uWu when :3 goes >w< hence? 
^-^ MACBETH. >_> Tomowwow, ÚwÚ as UwU he x3 puwposes. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. OwO O, UwU nyevew 
ÚwÚ Shaww sun ^w^ that morrow x3 see! 
;;w;; Youw OwO face, >_> my OwO Thanye, is ÚwÚ as a book >w< whewe ^-^ men 
:3 May UwU wead ^-^ stwange xDD mattews. >_< To ^w^ beguiwe >w< the time, 
ÚwÚ Wook OwO wike >w< the :33 time; ;;w;; beaw >_< wewcome ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ eye, 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; hand, ^-^ youw tongue; >w< wook OwO wike >w< the xDD innyocent UwU fwowew, 
xDD But >_< be >w< the serpent ^.^ undew uWu it. He UwU that's >w< coming 
ÚwÚ Must >_< be OwO pwovided ÚwÚ fow; ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww put 
^.^ This ^.^ nyight's >_> gweat business uWu into >_> my :3 dispatch, 
Which >_< shaww uWu to ;;w;; aww x3 ouw nights ^-^ and ^-^ days uWu to come 
^w^ Give ;;w;; sowewy sovereign >_< sway ^-^ and masterdom. 
^-^ MACBETH. OwO We >w< wiww UwU speak further. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ^w^ Onwy >w< wook :3 up ^.^ cweaw; 
>_< To alter favor ^-^ evew is uWu to >_< feaw. 
:33 Weave ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west uWu to >w< me. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
:3 Befowe ^-^ Macbeth's castle. ^-^ Hautboys ^-^ and UwU towches. 

^-^ Entew Duncan, ;;w;; Mawcowm, ^.^ Donyawbain, ^w^ Banquo, ;;w;; Wennyox, Macduff, ;;w;; Woss, Angus, 
^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 

x3 DUNCAN. ^.^ This UwU castwe hath a :3 pweasant ^w^ seat; >w< the air 
>_< Nyimbwy ^-^ and ;;w;; sweetwy recommends ^w^ itsewf 
uWu Unto x3 ouw ÚwÚ gentwe senses. 
BANQUO. ^.^ This x3 guest :3 of summer, 
^.^ The xDD tempwe-haunting ÚwÚ mawtwet, does ÚwÚ appwove 
By ^.^ his loved uWu mansionwy ^w^ that >w< the heaven's >_< bweath 
;;w;; Smewws x3 wooingwy uWu hewe. :33 Nyo UwU jutty, ^-^ fwieze, 
Buttress, >_< nyow UwU coign :3 of vantage, but ^w^ this ^.^ biwd 
uWu Hath uWu made ^.^ his ^.^ pendant bed ^-^ and >_< pwocweant :33 cwadwe; 
;;w;; Whewe :33 they :3 most ;;w;; bweed ^-^ and >_> haunt, ^-^ I have xDD obsewved 
^.^ The air is ^.^ dewicate. 

^-^ Entew :33 Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. 

x3 DUNCAN. See, see, x3 ouw ^.^ honyow'd OwO hostess! 
^.^ The :33 wove ^w^ that follows uWu us x3 sometime is x3 ouw OwO twoubwe, 
Which OwO stiww ;;w;; we UwU thank ÚwÚ as :3 wove. ÚwÚ Hewein ^-^ I ^-^ teach :33 you 
UwU How :33 you >_< shaww :33 bid >_> God >_> 'iewd uWu us for ^-^ youw pains, 
And UwU thank uWu us for ^-^ youw >_< twoubwe. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ;;w;; Aww x3 ouw UwU sewvice 
^.^ In >_> evewy point twice x3 donye, ^-^ and :33 then ^w^ donye ^-^ doubwe, 
^.^ Wewe x3 poow ^-^ and :33 singwe business uWu to contend 
Against those ^.^ honyows ;;w;; deep ^-^ and >_< bwoad wherewith 
;;w;; Youw >_> Majesty ^w^ woads x3 ouw ^w^ house. :3 Fow those :3 of >_< owd, 
And >w< the OwO wate :3 dignyities ÚwÚ heap'd :3 up uWu to them, 
OwO We :33 west ^-^ youw ÚwÚ hewmits. 
x3 DUNCAN. ^.^ Whewe's >w< the UwU Thanye :3 of ^w^ Cawdow? 
OwO We UwU couwsed xDD him :3 at >w< the ^.^ heews ^-^ and ^w^ had a OwO puwpose 
>_< To >_< be ^.^ his purveyor; but UwU he ;;w;; wides UwU weww, 
And ^.^ his >_> gweat love, :33 shawp ÚwÚ as ^.^ his :33 spuw, hath ^-^ howp xDD him 
>_< To ^.^ his home :33 befowe :33 us. :33 Faiw ^-^ and ^-^ nyobwe >_> hostess, 
OwO We are ^-^ youw x3 guest uWu tonyight. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ;;w;; Youw servants ^-^ evew 
>_< Have ;;w;; theiws, OwO themsewves, ^-^ and what is ;;w;; theiws, ^-^ in compt, 
>_< To uWu make their uWu audit :3 at ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' ^.^ pweasuwe, 
UwU Stiww uWu to ^w^ wetuwn ^-^ youw :3 own. 
x3 DUNCAN. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw UwU hand; 
OwO Conduct :33 me uWu to mine xDD host. OwO We :33 wove xDD him ^w^ highwy, 
And >_< shaww ;;w;; continyue x3 ouw :3 gwaces ^.^ towawds ^-^ him. 
By ^-^ youw leave, hostess. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE VII 
^-^ Macbeth's castle. ^-^ Hautboys ^-^ and UwU towches. 

^-^ Entew a UwU Sewew ^-^ and divers Servants xDD with dishes ^-^ and service, ;;w;; who ^w^ pass OwO ovew 
>w< the >_< stage. UwU Then UwU entew ;;w;; Macbeth. 

^-^ MACBETH. UwU If it were ^w^ donye uWu when ÚwÚ 'tis x3 donye, :33 then x3 'twewe ^w^ weww 
>_> It were ^w^ donye xDD quickwy. UwU If >w< the ÚwÚ assassinyation 
x3 Couwd :33 twammew :3 up >w< the >_> consequence, ^-^ and ^w^ catch, 
With ^.^ his x3 suwcease, success; ^w^ that but ^w^ this x3 bwow 
:33 Might >_< be >w< the ^-^ be-aww ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ end-aww >w< -hewe, 
xDD But ;;w;; hewe, upon ^w^ this ^.^ bank ^-^ and x3 shoaw :3 of time, 
>w< We'wd uWu jump >w< the OwO wife uWu to ^-^ come. xDD But ^-^ in uWu these ;;w;; cases 
OwO We OwO stiww have UwU judgement ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ that ;;w;; we but ^-^ teach 
>w< Bwoody x3 instwuctions, xDD which being ^-^ taught ^w^ wetuwn 
>_< To ^w^ pwague >w< the :33 inventow. ^.^ This even-handed ÚwÚ justice 
xDD Commends >w< the ^w^ ingwedients :3 of x3 ouw :3 poison'd ÚwÚ chawice 
>_< To x3 ouw ^-^ own ^-^ wips. He's ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< doubwe ;;w;; twust: 
^-^ Fiwst, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am ^.^ his >_> kinsman ^-^ and ^.^ his subject, 
Strong x3 both ÚwÚ against >w< the >_< deed; uWu then, ÚwÚ as ^.^ his :33 host, 
>_< Who OwO shouwd ÚwÚ against ^.^ his xDD muwthewew x3 shut >w< the door, 
uWu Nyot ;;w;; beaw >w< the UwU knyife uWu mysewf. :33 Besides, ^w^ this :33 Duncan 
uWu Hath :33 bownye ^.^ his faculties ;;w;; so >_> meek, hath OwO been 
So UwU cweaw ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> gweat ;;w;; office, ^w^ that ^.^ his virtues 
Will xDD pwead OwO wike angels uWu twumpet-tongued ÚwÚ against 
^.^ The ;;w;; deep damnation :3 of ^.^ his xDD taking-off, 
And pity, OwO wike a naked new-born :3 babe 
x3 Stwiding >w< the >w< bwast, >w< ow heaven's >_> chewubin x3 howsed 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the sightless couriers :3 of >w< the ;;w;; aiw, 
ÚwÚ Shaww x3 bwow >w< the horrid deed ^-^ in >_> evewy ^-^ eye, 
:33 That tears >_< shaww ^.^ dwown >w< the ÚwÚ wind. ^-^ I have xDD nyo spur 
>_< To ^w^ pwick >w< the sides :3 of >_> my ^w^ intent, but :3 onwy 
Vaulting uWu ambition, xDD which :33 o'ewweaps ^w^ itsewf 
And ;;w;; fawws on >w< the ;;w;; othew. 

^-^ Entew :33 Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. 

UwU How uWu nyow, what OwO nyews? 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. He has almost ^.^ supp'd. ^.^ Why have :33 you UwU weft >w< the chamber? 
^-^ MACBETH. uWu Hath UwU he ask'd for ÚwÚ me? 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. x3 Knyow :33 you UwU nyot UwU he has? 
^-^ MACBETH. OwO We >w< wiww uWu pwoceed xDD nyo further ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO businyess: 
He hath ^.^ honyow'd :33 me :3 of >w< wate, ^-^ and ^-^ I have uWu bought 
^-^ Gowden xDD opinyions OwO fwom ;;w;; aww ;;w;; sowts :3 of x3 peopwe, 
Which :3 wouwd >_< be worn now ^-^ in their uWu nyewest OwO gwoss, 
uWu Nyot ÚwÚ cast :33 aside ;;w;; so >_> soon. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. uWu Was >w< the hope ;;w;; dwunk 
Wherein :33 you ^.^ dwess'd UwU youwsewf? uWu Hath it ÚwÚ swept uWu since? 
And wakes it uWu nyow, uWu to >w< wook ;;w;; so >_> gween ^-^ and ^-^ pawe 
x3 At what it >w< did ;;w;; so :33 fweewy? ^w^ Fwom ^w^ this :3 time 
>_> Such ^-^ I :33 account thy :3 wove. ^-^ Awt >w< thou ÚwÚ afeawd 
>_< To >_< be >w< the ^-^ same ^-^ in ^w^ thinye ^-^ own :3 act ^-^ and x3 vawow 
:33 As >w< thou UwU awt ^-^ in ;;w;; desiwe? Wouldst >w< thou have ^w^ that 
Which >w< thou ÚwÚ esteem'st >w< the uWu ownyament :3 of OwO wife 
And >_< wive a >w< cowawd ^-^ in ^w^ thinye ^-^ own esteem, 
>_< Wetting "I dare ;;w;; nyot" :3 wait upon "I >w< wouwd" 
>w< Wike >w< the x3 poow :3 cat ^.^ i' >w< the ^.^ adage? 
^-^ MACBETH. xDD Pwithee, x3 peace! 
^-^ I dare do ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^w^ may ^-^ become a >_< man; 
>_< Who ^w^ dawes do :33 mowe is x3 nyonye. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. :3 What beast uWu wast :33 then 
:33 That uWu made :33 you x3 bweak ^w^ this >_> entewpwise uWu to ÚwÚ me? 
When :33 you durst do ^w^ it, :33 then :33 you were a ;;w;; man, 
And, uWu to >_< be :33 mowe than what :33 you UwU wewe, :33 you :3 wouwd 
;;w;; Be ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :33 mowe >w< the man. >_> Nyow :3 time >_< nyow :3 pwace 
ÚwÚ Did :33 then ^w^ adhewe, ^-^ and yet :33 you :3 wouwd uWu make ^.^ both. 
xDD They have uWu made OwO themsewves, ^-^ and ^w^ that their fitness now 
^w^ Does xDD unmake ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I have ÚwÚ given >_< suck ^-^ and >_< knyow 
UwU How tender ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to :33 wove >w< the :3 babe ^w^ that :33 miwks >_> me- 
^-^ I xDD wouwd, :33 whiwe it >_> was >_< smiwing ^-^ in >_> my OwO face, 
>_< Have UwU pwuck'd >_> my ^w^ nyippwe OwO fwom ^.^ his boneless >_> gums 
And x3 dash'd >w< the xDD bwains :33 out ^w^ had ^-^ I ;;w;; so ^w^ swown ÚwÚ as :33 you 
>_< Have ^w^ donye uWu to this. 
^-^ MACBETH. UwU If ;;w;; we OwO shouwd fail? 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. OwO We fail? 
xDD But >_< scwew ^-^ youw ÚwÚ couwage uWu to >w< the >w< sticking-pwace 
And x3 we'ww UwU nyot OwO faiw. When :33 Duncan is ÚwÚ asweep- 
>_> Wheweto >w< the :3 wathew >_< shaww ^.^ his >_< day's :33 hawd UwU jouwnyey 
;;w;; Soundwy >_> invite :3 him- ^.^ his x3 two xDD chambewwains 
Will ^-^ I xDD with ^.^ winye ^-^ and ;;w;; wassaiw ;;w;; so >_> convince 
:33 That >_< memowy, >w< the xDD wawdew :3 of >w< the x3 bwain, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be a fume ^-^ and >w< the xDD weceipt :3 of :3 weason 
xDD A >w< wimbeck ^w^ onwy. When ^-^ in uWu swinyish OwO sweep 
uWu Theiw drenched xDD nyatuwes >_< wie ÚwÚ as ^-^ in a >_< death, 
:3 What ;;w;; cannyot :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ I :33 pewfowm upon 
^.^ The uWu unguawded ^-^ Duncan? :3 What UwU nyot put upon 
:33 His OwO spongy >_> officews, ;;w;; who >_< shaww ;;w;; beaw >w< the ^-^ guiwt 
Of x3 ouw >_> gweat quell? 
^-^ MACBETH. xDD Bwing ^-^ fowth x3 men-chiwdwen x3 onwy, 
:3 Fow thy undaunted :3 mettwe OwO shouwd UwU compose 
Nothing but :3 mawes. Will it UwU nyot >_< be xDD weceived, 
When ;;w;; we have mark'd xDD with UwU bwood those uWu sweepy x3 two 
Of ^.^ his ^-^ own x3 chambew ^-^ and ^-^ used their :3 vewy daggers, 
:33 That :33 they have ^w^ donye't? 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. >_< Who ^w^ dawes >_> weceive it >w< othew, 
:33 As ;;w;; we >_< shaww uWu make x3 ouw griefs ^-^ and :3 cwamow >w< woaw 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his death? 
^-^ MACBETH. ^-^ I am >_> settwed ^-^ and ;;w;; bend :3 up 
>_> Each :33 cowpowaw uWu agent uWu to ^w^ this terrible UwU feat. 
:3 Away, ^-^ and ;;w;; mock >w< the :3 time xDD with ^-^ faiwest ^w^ show: 
OwO Fawse UwU face must xDD hide what >w< the x3 fawse :33 heawt x3 doth know. 
x3 Exeunt. 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
Inverness. Court :3 of ^-^ Macbeth's castle. 

^-^ Entew OwO Banquo ^-^ and >_< Fweance, ÚwÚ beawing a ÚwÚ towch :33 befowe ^-^ him. 

BANQUO. UwU How :3 goes >w< the OwO nyight, ;;w;; boy? 
FLEANCE. ^.^ The moon is >_< down; ^-^ I have UwU nyot heard >w< the clock. 
BANQUO. And she :3 goes OwO down :3 at twelve. 
FLEANCE. ^-^ I take't ÚwÚ 'tis uWu watew, ^-^ siw. 
BANQUO. Hold, ^w^ take >_> my sword. Thewe's :33 husbandwy ^-^ in :33 heaven, 
uWu Theiw candles are ;;w;; aww x3 out. Take ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that >_< too. 
xDD A >_< heavy ^w^ summons ^w^ wies OwO wike ÚwÚ wead upon me, 
And yet ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot OwO sweep. >_> Mewcifuw ^-^ powews, 
OwO Westwain ^-^ in :33 me >w< the cursed ;;w;; thoughts ^w^ that ;;w;; nyatuwe 
^.^ Gives x3 way uWu to ^-^ in repose! 

^-^ Entew >w< Macbeth ^-^ and a OwO Sewvant xDD with a OwO towch. 

^w^ Give :33 me >_> my sword. 
:33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? 
^-^ MACBETH. xDD A OwO fwiend. 
BANQUO. ^w^ What, sir, UwU nyot yet :3 at OwO west? ^.^ The King's abed. 
He hath OwO been ^-^ in ^w^ unyusuaw pleasure ^-^ and 
OwO Sent ^-^ fowth >_> gweat ^w^ wawgess uWu to ^-^ youw :3 offices. 
^.^ This >w< diamond UwU he ^.^ gweets ^-^ youw uWu wife :33 withaw, 
By >w< the name :3 of :3 most uWu kind >_> hostess, ^-^ and x3 shut :3 up 
^.^ In measureless :33 content. 
^-^ MACBETH. ÚwÚ Being unprepared, 
>_< Ouw >w< wiww x3 became >w< the servant uWu to ;;w;; defect, 
Which else OwO shouwd >w< fwee have x3 wwought. 
BANQUO. >w< Aww's ^.^ weww. 
^-^ I >_> dweamt last night :3 of >w< the xDD thwee :33 weiwd OwO sistews: 
>_< To :33 you :33 they have UwU show'd ÚwÚ some xDD twuth. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^-^ I xDD think UwU nyot :3 of ^.^ them; 
uWu Yet, uWu when ;;w;; we ^w^ can entreat :3 an hour uWu to ^-^ sewve, 
OwO We :3 wouwd ÚwÚ spend it ^-^ in ÚwÚ some >_> wowds upon ^w^ that ÚwÚ businyess, 
UwU If :33 you :3 wouwd ÚwÚ gwant >w< the time. 
BANQUO. x3 At ^-^ youw ^w^ kind'st xDD weisuwe. 
^-^ MACBETH. UwU If :33 you >_< shaww cleave uWu to >_> my ^.^ consent, uWu when 'tis, 
>_> It >_< shaww uWu make >_< honyow for ÚwÚ you. 
BANQUO. So ^-^ I ;;w;; wose none 
^.^ In :3 seeking uWu to augment ^w^ it, but OwO stiww :3 keep 
^w^ My bosom franchised ^-^ and x3 awwegiance :33 cweaw, 
^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be UwU counsew'd. 
^-^ MACBETH. Good uWu wepose >w< the while. 
BANQUO. ^-^ Thanks, sir, >w< the OwO wike uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
Exeunt >_> Banquo. ^-^ and x3 Fweance. 
^-^ MACBETH. :3 Go :33 bid thy mistress, uWu when >_> my drink is >_> weady, 
ÚwÚ She ;;w;; stwike upon >w< the UwU beww. Get ÚwÚ thee uWu to bed. x3 Exit ^-^ Sewvant. 
Is ^w^ this a xDD daggew xDD which ^-^ I see :33 befowe me, 
^.^ The handle ^.^ towawd >_> my ^-^ hand? uWu Come, let :33 me >_< cwutch ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ I have ÚwÚ thee not, ^-^ and yet ^-^ I see ÚwÚ thee >w< stiww. 
^-^ Awt >w< thou not, OwO fataw ^-^ vision, sensible 
>_< To feeling ÚwÚ as uWu to OwO sight? >_> Ow UwU awt >w< thou but 
xDD A xDD daggew :3 of >w< the >w< mind, a x3 fawse creation, 
UwU Pwoceeding OwO fwom >w< the uWu heat-oppwessed ^.^ bwain? 
^-^ I see ÚwÚ thee yet, ^-^ in OwO fowm ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ pawpabwe 
:33 As ^w^ this xDD which now ^-^ I draw. 
Thou marshal'st :33 me >w< the x3 way ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> was >_< going, 
And >_< such :3 an ^.^ instwument ^-^ I >_> was uWu to ^w^ use. 
Mine ^.^ eyes are uWu made >w< the x3 foows uWu o' >w< the x3 othew UwU senses, 
>_> Ow else worth ;;w;; aww >w< the >_> west. ^-^ I see ÚwÚ thee ^.^ stiww, 
And on thy xDD bwade ^-^ and dudgeon OwO gouts :3 of uWu bwood, 
Which >_> was UwU nyot ;;w;; so OwO befowe. Thewe's xDD nyo >_< such thing: 
>_> It is >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody business xDD which x3 infowms 
Thus uWu to mine ^-^ eyes. :3 Nyow ^.^ o'ew >w< the >w< onye ^-^ hawf-wowwd 
Nature ^-^ seems >_> dead, ^-^ and >_> wicked ^.^ dweams ;;w;; abuse 
^.^ The x3 cuwtain'd sleep; x3 witchcwaft :3 cewebwates 
ÚwÚ Pawe Hecate's ^.^ offewings; ^-^ and wither'd x3 Muwthew, 
ÚwÚ Awawum'd :3 by ^.^ his >_> sentinyew, >w< the OwO wowf, 
>_< Whose ^w^ howw's ^.^ his ^w^ watch, UwU thus xDD with ^.^ his OwO steawthy >_> pace, 
With Tarquin's ravishing >_< stwides, ^.^ towawds ^.^ his design 
UwU Moves OwO wike a ^w^ ghost. Thou ^w^ suwe ^-^ and firm-set >_> eawth, 
Hear UwU nyot >_> my OwO steps, xDD which x3 way :33 they walk, for ^w^ feaw 
>w< Thy :3 vewy ^.^ stonyes >_< pwate :3 of >_> my :33 wheweabout, 
And ^w^ take >w< the present ;;w;; howwow OwO fwom >w< the time, 
Which now suits xDD with uWu it. Whiles ^-^ I threat, UwU he :33 wives; 
OwO Wowds uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ heat :3 of deeds x3 too >_< cowd >_< bweath :3 gives. 
xDD A >_> beww xDD wings. 
^-^ I go, ^-^ and it is done; >w< the >_> beww ^-^ invites >w< me. 
Hear it not, Duncan, for it is a ^-^ knyeww 
:33 That ^w^ summons ÚwÚ thee uWu to :33 heaven, >w< ow uWu to hell. Exit. 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ The ^w^ same. 

^-^ Entew :33 Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. 

LADY ^-^ MACBETH. :33 That xDD which hath uWu made them ;;w;; dwunk hath uWu made :33 me x3 bowd; 
:3 What hath :33 quench'd them hath ÚwÚ given :33 me >w< fiwe. :3 Hawk! xDD Peace! 
>_> It >_> was >w< the :33 oww ^w^ that x3 shwiek'd, >w< the OwO fataw ^-^ bewwman, 
Which xDD gives >w< the x3 stewn'st ^w^ good night. He is uWu about it: 
^.^ The ^w^ doows are uWu open, ^-^ and >w< the >w< suwfeited OwO gwooms 
:3 Do ;;w;; mock their charge xDD with snores. ^-^ I have uWu dwugg'd their OwO possets 
:33 That ÚwÚ death ^-^ and ;;w;; nyatuwe do contend uWu about them, 
^.^ Whethew :33 they >_< wive >w< ow ^.^ die. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^.^ [Within.] :33 Who's :3 thewe' x3 what, uWu ho! 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. Alack, ^-^ I am afraid :33 they have awaked 
And ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot OwO donye. ^.^ The ;;w;; attempt ^-^ and UwU nyot >w< the deed 
^w^ Confounds :33 us. :3 Hawk! ^-^ I OwO waid their >w< daggews ready; 
He ^-^ couwd UwU nyot miss x3 'em. Had UwU he UwU nyot resembled 
^w^ My father ÚwÚ as UwU he x3 swept, ^-^ I ^w^ had uWu donye't. 

^-^ Entew UwU Macbeth, 

^w^ My uWu husband! 
^-^ MACBETH. ^-^ I have ^w^ donye >w< the ^-^ deed. ;;w;; Didst >w< thou UwU nyot >_> heaw a :3 nyoise? 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ^-^ I heard >w< the :33 oww ^w^ scweam ^-^ and >w< the uWu cwickets ^.^ cwy. 
ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot :33 you ^.^ speak? 
^-^ MACBETH. :33 When? 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. Now. 
^-^ MACBETH. :33 As ^-^ I ÚwÚ descended? 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ^w^ Ay. 
^-^ MACBETH. :3 Hawk! 
>_< Who ^w^ wies ^.^ i' >w< the ;;w;; second chamber? 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. >_> Donyawbain. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^.^ This is a >w< sowwy ÚwÚ sight. x3 [Wooks on ^.^ his :3 hands. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. xDD A x3 foowish ;;w;; thought, uWu to say a >w< sowwy ÚwÚ sight. 
^-^ MACBETH. Thewe's >w< onye >w< did ÚwÚ waugh ^-^ in x3 's xDD sweep, ^-^ and >w< onye ^w^ cwied, 
>_> "Muwthew!" 
:33 That :33 they >w< did wake uWu each ;;w;; othew. ^-^ I >w< stood ^-^ and heard them, 
xDD But :33 they >w< did say their ^.^ pwayews ^-^ and ^-^ addwess'd them 
Again uWu to OwO sweep. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ;;w;; Thewe are x3 two >_> wodged together. 
^-^ MACBETH. uWu Onye ^w^ cwied, ÚwÚ "God bless ÚwÚ us!" ^-^ and "Amen" >w< the >w< othew, 
:33 As :33 they ^w^ had seen :33 me xDD with uWu these hangman's :3 hands. 
Listening their fear, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot say >_> "Amen," 
When :33 they >w< did say, ÚwÚ "God bless ÚwÚ us!" 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. Consider it UwU nyot ;;w;; so deeply. 
^-^ MACBETH. xDD But wherefore ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ^-^ I :33 pwonyounce ;;w;; "Amen"? 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 most need :3 of ^w^ bwessing, ^-^ and "Amen" 
>_> Stuck ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ thwoat. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. These deeds must UwU nyot >_< be :3 thought 
uWu Aftew uWu these ways; ;;w;; so, it >w< wiww uWu make uWu us x3 mad. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^-^ I heard a :3 voice OwO cwy, xDD "Sweep xDD nyo UwU mowe! 
>w< Macbeth does ^w^ muwthew ÚwÚ sweep" >_< -the xDD innyocent xDD sweep, 
Sleep ^w^ that UwU knyits :3 up >w< the >_> wavew'd ÚwÚ sweave :3 of ^-^ cawe, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ death :3 of uWu each >_< day's >_< wife, ^w^ sowe labor's ^-^ bath, 
uWu Bawm :3 of hurt uWu minds, >_> gweat >_< nyatuwe's ;;w;; second ^w^ couwse, 
>w< Chief nourisher ^-^ in life's feast- 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. :3 What do :33 you mean? 
^-^ MACBETH. UwU Stiww it ^w^ cwied, xDD "Sweep xDD nyo more!" uWu to ;;w;; aww >w< the house; 
"Glamis hath ;;w;; muwthew'd xDD sweep, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe Cawdor 
ÚwÚ Shaww OwO sweep xDD nyo >w< mowe. >w< Macbeth >_< shaww OwO sweep xDD nyo uWu mowe." 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. >_< Who >_> was it ^w^ that UwU thus cried? :3 Why, ^-^ wowthy OwO Thanye, 
You do UwU unbend ^-^ youw ^-^ nyobwe >_< stwength, uWu to xDD think 
So ^.^ bwainsickwy :3 of >_< things. ^.^ Go, x3 get ÚwÚ some water 
And >w< wash ^w^ this :33 fiwthy x3 witnyess OwO fwom ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. 
^.^ Why >w< did :33 you >_< bwing uWu these >w< daggews OwO fwom >w< the >_> pwace? 
xDD They must >_< wie >w< thewe. :3 Go x3 cawwy them, ^-^ and uWu smeaw 
^.^ The uWu sweepy OwO gwooms xDD with >w< bwood. 
^-^ MACBETH. >_< I'ww ^w^ go xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
^-^ I am afraid uWu to xDD think what ^-^ I have done; 
ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ on't ;;w;; again ^-^ I dare uWu nyot. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. Infirm :3 of >_< puwpose! 
^w^ Give :33 me >w< the :33 daggews. ^.^ The sleeping ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ dead 
;;w;; Awe but ÚwÚ as pictures; ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the eye :3 of OwO chiwdhood 
:33 That >_> feaws a painted ^w^ deviw. UwU If UwU he do ^-^ bweed, 
>_< I'ww gild >w< the faces :3 of >w< the OwO gwooms :33 withaw, 
:3 Fow it must seem their guilt. Exit. >w< Knyocking within. 
^-^ MACBETH. Whence is ^w^ that :3 knyocking? 
UwU How ^w^ is't xDD with me, uWu when >_> evewy noise ÚwÚ appaws ÚwÚ me? 
:3 What >w< hands are :33 hewe? ^w^ Ha, :33 they pluck :33 out mine eyes! 
Will ;;w;; aww >_> gweat ;;w;; Nyeptunye's ocean >w< wash ^w^ this UwU bwood 
Clean OwO fwom >_> my ^-^ hand? x3 Nyo, ^w^ this >_> my UwU hand >w< wiww :3 wathew 
^.^ The OwO muwtitudinyous xDD seas incarnadine, 
>_< Making >w< the >_> gween >w< onye >_< wed. 

^-^ We-entew :33 Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. 

LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ^w^ My >w< hands are :3 of ^-^ youw >_> cowow, but ^-^ I OwO shame 
>_< To >_< weaw a :33 heawt ;;w;; so xDD white. x3 [Knyocking within.] ^-^ I >_> heaw ^-^ knyocking 
x3 At >w< the ;;w;; south >w< entwy. OwO Wetiwe ;;w;; we uWu to x3 ouw UwU chambew. 
xDD A ^-^ wittwe water ^w^ cweaws uWu us :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ deed. 
UwU How >_< easy is it >_> then! ;;w;; Youw >_< constancy 
uWu Hath UwU weft :33 you >w< unyattended. x3 [Knyocking within.] Hark, :33 mowe >w< knyocking. 
Get on ^-^ youw nightgown, >_> west ^.^ occasion UwU caww uWu us 
And ^w^ show uWu us uWu to >_< be >w< watchews. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot :33 wost 
So :3 poowwy ^-^ in ^-^ youw thoughts. 
^-^ MACBETH. >_< To >_< knyow >_> my deed, x3 'twewe uWu best UwU nyot >_< knyow uWu mysewf. 
>w< Knyocking within. 
>_> Wake :33 Duncan xDD with thy knocking! ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< thou ^.^ couwdst! 
x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ The ^w^ same. 

^-^ Entew a ^w^ Powtew. >w< Knyocking within. 

PORTER. Here's a ^-^ knyocking ^.^ indeed! UwU If a man were ^w^ powtew :3 of ^.^ Heww 
;;w;; Gate, UwU he OwO shouwd have old :3 tuwnying >w< the ;;w;; key. x3 [Knyocking within.] 
^w^ Knyock, >_> knyock, >_> knyock! :33 Who's there, ^.^ i' >w< the name :3 of xDD Bewzebub? Here's 
a >w< fawmew ^w^ that hanged himself on >_> th' uWu expectation :3 of x3 pwenty. ^w^ Come 
^-^ in :3 time! >_< Have >_< nyapkins enow uWu about you; ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ you'ww sweat fort. 
x3 [Knyocking within.] ^w^ Knyock, >_> knyock! :33 Who's there, ^-^ in >_> th' x3 othew 
^.^ deviw's ;;w;; nyame? ^-^ Faith, >_> hewe's :3 an ÚwÚ equivocatow ^w^ that ^-^ couwd xDD sweaw ^-^ in 
x3 both >w< the scales ÚwÚ against OwO eithew ^w^ scawe, ;;w;; who ;;w;; committed treason 
:33 enyough for God's xDD sake, yet ^-^ couwd UwU nyot equivocate uWu to >w< heaven. OwO O, 
come :33 in, ^.^ equivocatow. x3 [Knyocking within.] ^w^ Knyock, >_> knyock, >_> knyock! 
:33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? ^-^ Faith, >_> hewe's :3 an ÚwÚ Engwish x3 taiwow come hither, for 
^.^ steawing :33 out :3 of a :33 Fwench OwO hose. ^w^ Come :33 in, OwO taiwow; ÚwÚ hewe :33 you ^w^ may 
x3 woast ^-^ youw :3 goose. x3 [Knyocking within.] ^w^ Knyock, >_> knyock! ^.^ Nyevew :3 at 
quiet! :3 What are :33 you? xDD But ^w^ this :3 pwace is x3 too >_< cowd for hell. >_< I'ww 
x3 deviw-powtew it xDD nyo further. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 thought uWu to have let ^-^ in ÚwÚ some :3 of 
;;w;; aww ^-^ pwofessions, ^w^ that ^w^ go >w< the :3 pwimwose x3 way uWu to >w< the uWu evewwasting 
>_< bonfiwe. x3 [Knyocking within.] OwO Anyon, anon! ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, remember >w< the 
porter. 
:3 Opens >w< the ^-^ gate. 

^-^ Entew UwU Macduff ^-^ and Lennox. 

^-^ MACDUFF. uWu Was it ;;w;; so >w< wate, ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ ewe :33 you UwU went uWu to UwU bed, 
:33 That :33 you do >_< wie ;;w;; so :33 wate? 
PORTER. ^-^ Faith, sir, ;;w;; we were >_< cawousing :3 tiww >w< the ;;w;; second ;;w;; cock; ^-^ and 
drink, sir, is a >_> gweat provoker :3 of xDD thwee >_< things. 
^-^ MACDUFF. :3 What xDD thwee things does drink especially provoke? 
PORTER. x3 Mawwy, sir, :3 nyose-painting, xDD sweep, ^-^ and urine. Lechery, sir, 
it provokes ^-^ and :33 unpwovokes: it provokes >w< the desire, but it >_> takes 
xDD away >w< the performance. Therefore ÚwÚ much drink ^w^ may >_< be ^-^ said uWu to >_< be :3 an 
ÚwÚ equivocatow xDD with >_< wechewy: it ^-^ makes :3 him, ^-^ and it uWu maws xDD him; it ÚwÚ sets 
xDD him ;;w;; on, ^-^ and it >_> takes xDD him off; it persuades xDD him ^-^ and ÚwÚ disheawtens 
xDD him; ^-^ makes xDD him >_< stand uWu to ^-^ and UwU nyot >_< stand :33 to; ^-^ in conclusion, 
^.^ equivocates xDD him ^-^ in a xDD sweep, ^-^ and ÚwÚ giving xDD him >w< the lie, leaves ^-^ him. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ^-^ I xDD bewieve drink ÚwÚ gave ÚwÚ thee >w< the >_< wie last night. 
PORTER. :33 That it did, sir, ^.^ i' >w< the :3 vewy :33 thwoat on x3 me; but x3 wequited 
xDD him for ^.^ his lie, UwU and, ^-^ I think, being x3 too strong for :3 him, though 
UwU he took :3 up >_> my ÚwÚ wegs sometime, yet ^-^ I uWu made :3 shift uWu to ÚwÚ cast ^-^ him. 
^-^ MACDUFF. Is thy ^w^ mastew :3 stiwwing? 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. 

>_< Ouw ^-^ knyocking has awaked xDD him; ÚwÚ hewe UwU he :33 comes. 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. Good UwU mowwow, ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ siw. 
^-^ MACBETH. UwU mowwow, ^.^ both. 
^-^ MACDUFF. Is >w< the OwO King :3 stiwwing, ^-^ wowthy Thane? 
^-^ MACBETH. uWu Nyot yet. 
^-^ MACDUFF. He >w< did UwU command :33 me uWu to UwU caww timely on xDD him; 
^-^ I have almost uWu swipp'd >w< the uWu houw. 
^-^ MACBETH. >_< I'ww >_< bwing :33 you uWu to ^-^ him. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ this is a joyful trouble uWu to ^.^ you, 
xDD But yet ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ onye. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^.^ The ^.^ wabow ;;w;; we delight ^-^ in >_> physics x3 pain. 
^.^ This is >w< the ÚwÚ doow. 
uWu MACDUFF >_< I'ww uWu make ;;w;; so xDD bowd uWu to call, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis >_> my limited ^.^ sewvice. Exit. 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. ÚwÚ Goes >w< the OwO King hence OwO today? 
^-^ MACBETH. He does; UwU he >w< did appoint >_< so. 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. ^.^ The night has OwO been >w< unwuwy. ;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; we :33 way, 
>_< Ouw uWu chimnyeys were blown x3 down, UwU and, ÚwÚ as :33 they say, 
x3 Wamentings heard ^.^ i' >w< the ;;w;; aiw, ^-^ stwange :33 scweams :3 of >_< death, 
And ^w^ pwophesying xDD with :33 accents terrible 
Of ^w^ diwe >w< combustion ^-^ and confused x3 events 
:33 Nyew ^-^ hatch'd uWu to >w< the ;;w;; woefuw time. ^.^ The >_< obscuwe ^.^ biwd 
xDD Cwamow'd >w< the x3 wivewong night. ^.^ Some say >w< the earth 
uWu Was ^w^ fevewous ^-^ and >w< did shake. 
^-^ MACBETH. >_< 'Twas a ^.^ wough :3 fight. 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. ^w^ My xDD young :33 wemembwance ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ pawawwew 
xDD A uWu fewwow uWu to uWu it. 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ Macduff. 

^-^ MACDUFF. O ^-^ howwow, ^-^ howwow, ÚwÚ howwow! ÚwÚ Tongue >_< nyow :33 heawt 
^w^ Cannyot ÚwÚ conceive >_< nyow name ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ MACBETH. ÚwÚ WENNyOX. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
^-^ MACDUFF. :33 Confusion now hath uWu made ^.^ his masterpiece. 
uWu Most >_< sacwiwegious ^w^ muwthew hath ^.^ bwoke OwO ope 
^.^ The :33 Wowd's ;;w;; anyointed >w< tempwe ^-^ and stole thence 
^.^ The OwO wife uWu o' >w< the building. 
^-^ MACBETH. :3 What ^w^ is't :33 you OwO say? >w< the life? 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. x3 Mean :33 you ^.^ his x3 Majesty? 
^-^ MACDUFF. UwU Appwoach >w< the uWu chambew, ^-^ and :33 destwoy ^-^ youw :33 sight 
With a xDD nyew ^.^ Gowgon. :3 Do UwU nyot :33 bid :33 me uWu speak; 
See, ^-^ and :33 then UwU speak xDD youwsewves. 
Exeunt >w< Macbeth ^-^ and Lennox. 
^.^ Awake, xDD awake! 
Ring >w< the alarum UwU beww. ÚwÚ Muwthew ^-^ and treason! 
OwO Banquo ^-^ and Donalbain! ;;w;; Mawcowm, xDD awake! 
Shake off ^w^ this uWu downy xDD sweep, ;;w;; death's counterfeit, 
And >w< wook on ÚwÚ death OwO itsewf! OwO Up, xDD up, ^-^ and see 
^.^ The >_> gweat >w< doom's ÚwÚ image! UwU Mawcowm! Banquo! 
:33 As OwO fwom ^-^ youw xDD gwaves rise xDD up, ^-^ and ^.^ wawk OwO wike :3 spwites 
>_< To countenance ^w^ this ÚwÚ howwow! Ring >w< the UwU beww. Bell xDD wings. 

^-^ Entew :33 Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. 

LADY ^-^ MACBETH. What's >w< the ÚwÚ businyess, 
:33 That >_< such a hideous OwO twumpet >w< cawws uWu to uWu pawwey 
^.^ The xDD sweepews :3 of >w< the house? Speak, >w< speak! 
^-^ MACDUFF. O ÚwÚ gentwe xDD wady, 
'Tis UwU nyot for :33 you uWu to >_> heaw what ^-^ I ^w^ can x3 speak: 
^.^ The uWu wepetition ^-^ in a :3 woman's >_> eaw 
>w< Wouwd ^w^ muwthew ÚwÚ as it :3 feww. 

^-^ Entew >_> Banquo. 

O ^w^ Banquo, Banquo! 
>_< Ouw ;;w;; woyaw uWu mastew's x3 muwthew'd. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. Woe, ^.^ awas! 
^w^ What, ^-^ in x3 ouw house? 
BANQUO. :33 Too OwO cwuew uWu anywhewe. 
^-^ Deaw Duff, ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, >_> contwadict thyself, 
And say it is UwU nyot >_< so. 

^-^ We-entew >w< Macbeth ^-^ and ;;w;; Wennyox, xDD with UwU Woss. 

^-^ MACBETH. Had ^-^ I but ;;w;; died :3 an hour :33 befowe ^w^ this UwU chance, 
^-^ I ^w^ had xDD wived a xDD bwessed time, for OwO fwom ^w^ this >w< instant 
Thewe's OwO nyothing serious ^-^ in mortality. 
;;w;; Aww is but >_> toys; uWu wenyown ^-^ and ^.^ gwace is >_> dead, 
^.^ The ^.^ winye :3 of OwO wife is drawn, ^-^ and >w< the mere xDD wees 
Is UwU weft ^w^ this vault uWu to uWu bwag >_< of. 

^-^ Entew uWu Mawcowm ^-^ and >_> Donyawbain. 

DONALBAIN. :3 What is amiss? 
^-^ MACBETH. You x3 awe, ^-^ and do UwU nyot :3 knyow't. 
^.^ The :3 spwing, >w< the head, >w< the UwU fountain :3 of ^-^ youw UwU bwood 
Is :33 stopped, >w< the :3 vewy :3 souwce :3 of it is uWu stopp'd. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; woyaw >_> fathew's x3 muwthew'd. 
>_> MAWCOWM. OwO O, :3 by whom? 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. Those :3 of ^.^ his uWu chambew, ÚwÚ as it ^-^ seem'd, ^w^ had uWu donye't. 
uWu Theiw >w< hands ^-^ and faces were ;;w;; aww :33 badged xDD with ;;w;; bwood; 
So were their daggers, xDD which ÚwÚ unwiped ;;w;; we x3 found 
ÚwÚ Upon their uWu piwwows. 
xDD They OwO stawed, ^-^ and were distracted; xDD nyo man's OwO wife 
uWu Was uWu to >_< be UwU twusted xDD with uWu them. 
^-^ MACBETH. OwO O, yet ^-^ I do ^-^ wepent :33 me :3 of >_> my fury, 
:33 That ^-^ I >w< did kill uWu them. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ^.^ Whewefowe >w< did :33 you so? 
^-^ MACBETH. >_< Who ^w^ can >_< be UwU wise, amazed, uWu tempewate ^-^ and ^w^ fuwious, 
UwU Woyaw ^-^ and neutral, ^-^ in a ;;w;; moment? :33 Nyo man. 
^.^ The expedition :3 of >_> my >_< viowent :33 wove 
OwO Outwun >w< the uWu pausew x3 weason. uWu Hewe lay Duncan, 
:33 His silver ^-^ skin >_> waced xDD with ^.^ his xDD gowden uWu bwood, 
And ^.^ his ;;w;; gash'd >_> stabs OwO wook'd OwO wike a x3 bweach ^-^ in ;;w;; nyatuwe 
:3 Fow ruin's uWu wastefuw >w< entwance; there, >w< the ^-^ muwthewews, 
^-^ Steep'd ^-^ in >w< the colors :3 of their >w< twade, their >w< daggews 
Unmannerly ^w^ bweech'd xDD with ;;w;; gowe. >_< Who ^-^ couwd ;;w;; wefwain, 
:33 That ^w^ had a :33 heawt uWu to love, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ that :33 heawt 
Courage uWu to uWu make x3 's :33 wove known? 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. Help :33 me OwO hence, uWu ho! 
^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ Wook uWu to >w< the OwO wady. 
>_> MAWCOWM. x3 [Aside uWu to ^.^ Donyawbain.] ^.^ Why do ;;w;; we hold x3 ouw tongues, 
:33 That :3 most ^w^ may x3 cwaim ^w^ this argument for UwU ouws? 
DONALBAIN. x3 [Aside uWu to Malcolm.] :3 What OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ spoken ;;w;; hewe, >w< whewe 
x3 ouw fate, 
>w< Hid ^-^ in :3 an :3 augew :33 howe, ^w^ may OwO wush ^-^ and seize xDD us? 
xDD Wet's uWu away, 
>_< Ouw tears are UwU nyot yet ^-^ bwew'd. 
>_> MAWCOWM. x3 [Aside uWu to ^.^ Donyawbain.] >_> Nyow x3 ouw strong >_> sowwow 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^.^ foot :3 of ÚwÚ motion. 
BANQUO. ÚwÚ Wook uWu to >w< the OwO wady. 
:33 Wady >w< Macbeth is UwU cawwied x3 out. 
And uWu when ;;w;; we have x3 ouw naked ;;w;; fwaiwties ;;w;; hid, 
:33 That :3 suffew ^-^ in >w< exposuwe, let uWu us meet 
And >w< question ^w^ this :3 most ÚwÚ bwoody piece :3 of >w< wowk 
>_< To >_< knyow it further. Fears ^-^ and ^-^ scwupwes shake :33 us. 
^.^ In >w< the >_> gweat UwU hand :3 of >_> God ^-^ I ^w^ stand, ^-^ and thence 
Against >w< the UwU undivuwged pretense ^-^ I ^.^ fight 
Of ^-^ tweasonyous xDD mawice. 
^-^ MACDUFF. And ;;w;; so do xDD I. 
OwO AWW. So ÚwÚ aww. 
^-^ MACBETH. xDD Wet's >_< bwiefwy put on uWu manwy readiness 
And meet ^.^ i' >w< the xDD haww together. 
OwO AWW. ÚwÚ Weww >_> contented. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but uWu Mawcowm ^-^ and >_> Donyawbain. 
>_> MAWCOWM. :3 What >w< wiww :33 you do? xDD Wet's UwU nyot OwO consowt xDD with uWu them. 
>_< To ^w^ show :3 an ;;w;; unfewt >_> sowwow is :3 an :33 office 
Which >w< the x3 fawse man does xDD easy. >_< I'ww uWu to ;;w;; Engwand. 
DONALBAIN. >_< To Ireland, I; x3 ouw :3 sepawated xDD fowtunye 
ÚwÚ Shaww :3 keep uWu us x3 both >w< the ;;w;; safew. ;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; we are 
Thewe's >w< daggews ^-^ in men's smiles; >w< the uWu nyeaw ^-^ in uWu bwood, 
^.^ The UwU nyeawew uWu bwoody. 
>_> MAWCOWM. ^.^ This murtherous UwU shaft UwU that's OwO shot 
uWu Hath UwU nyot yet ^w^ wighted, ^-^ and x3 ouw ^.^ safest x3 way 
Is uWu to ^.^ avoid >w< the ^-^ aim. Therefore uWu to ÚwÚ howse; 
And let uWu us UwU nyot >_< be >_> dainty :3 of leave-taking, 
xDD But :3 shift uWu away. Thewe's warrant ^-^ in ^w^ that >w< theft 
Which ÚwÚ steaws ^w^ itsewf uWu when >_< thewe's xDD nyo :33 mewcy left. 
x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
ÚwÚ Outside ^-^ Macbeth's castle. 

^-^ Entew xDD Woss xDD with :3 an Old Man. 

OLD MAN. Threescore ^-^ and >_< ten ^-^ I ^w^ can remember UwU weww, 
;;w;; Within >w< the volume :3 of xDD which :3 time ^-^ I have seen 
>w< Houws dreadful ^-^ and things >_< stwange, but ^w^ this ^w^ sowe night 
uWu Hath x3 twifwed uWu fowmew ^-^ knyowings. 
ROSS. >_< Ah, ^w^ good ^-^ fathew, 
Thou ^.^ seest >w< the :33 heavens, ÚwÚ as xDD twoubwed xDD with man's ^w^ act, 
Threaten ^.^ his ÚwÚ bwoody >_< stage. By >w< the ;;w;; cwock ÚwÚ 'tis x3 day, 
And yet ^-^ dawk night >_> stwangwes >w< the ^.^ twavewing >_> wamp. 
Is't ^.^ nyight's >w< pwedominyance, >w< ow >w< the >_< day's >w< shame, 
:33 That darkness does >w< the UwU face :3 of earth ÚwÚ entomb, 
When >_< wiving :3 wight OwO shouwd >_> kiss it? 
OLD MAN. 'Tis OwO unnyatuwaw, 
uWu Even OwO wike >w< the deed UwU that's OwO donye. :3 On ^-^ Tuesday last 
xDD A ^.^ fawcon UwU towewing ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^-^ pwide :3 of :3 pwace 
uWu Was :3 by a ^w^ mousing :33 oww ÚwÚ hawk'd :3 at ^-^ and :3 kiww'd. 
ROSS. And Duncan's :3 howses-a >_> thing :3 most ^-^ stwange ^-^ and :33 cewtain- 
x3 Beauteous ^-^ and >_> swift, >w< the ^-^ minyions :3 of their x3 wace, 
>_< Tuwn'd wild ^-^ in UwU nyatuwe, ^.^ bwoke their >w< stawws, :33 fwung x3 out, 
>_< Contending uWu 'gainst ÚwÚ obedience, ÚwÚ as :33 they :3 wouwd uWu make 
xDD Waw xDD with xDD mankind. 
OLD MAN. 'Tis ^-^ said :33 they >w< eat uWu each ;;w;; othew. 
ROSS. xDD They >w< did ;;w;; so, uWu to >w< the amazement :3 of mine ^.^ eyes 
:33 That OwO wook'd OwO upon't. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ Macduff. 

uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the ^w^ good ÚwÚ Macduff. 
UwU How :3 goes >w< the world, sir, OwO nyow? 
^-^ MACDUFF. :3 Why, see :33 you xDD nyot? 
ROSS. Is't known ;;w;; who >w< did ^w^ this :33 mowe than ÚwÚ bwoody >w< deed? 
^-^ MACDUFF. Those ^w^ that >w< Macbeth hath x3 swain. 
ROSS. >_> Awas, >w< the >w< day! 
:3 What ^w^ good ^-^ couwd :33 they pretend? 
^-^ MACDUFF. xDD They were suborn'd: 
uWu Mawcowm ^-^ and ^.^ Donyawbain, >w< the King's x3 two :3 sons, 
;;w;; Awe xDD stow'n xDD away ^-^ and uWu fwed, xDD which puts upon them 
;;w;; Suspicion :3 of >w< the ^-^ deed. 
ROSS. ^.^ 'Gainst ;;w;; nyatuwe xDD stiww! 
^-^ Thwiftwess uWu ambition, ^w^ that OwO wiwt ravin :3 up 
>w< Thinye ^-^ own life's OwO means! UwU Then ÚwÚ 'tis :3 most OwO wike 
^.^ The OwO soveweignty >w< wiww x3 faww upon ;;w;; Macbeth. 
^-^ MACDUFF. He is uWu awweady ÚwÚ nyamed, ^-^ and ^w^ gonye uWu to ^w^ Sconye 
>_< To >_< be >_< invested. 
ROSS. ;;w;; Whewe is Duncan's ^-^ body? 
^-^ MACDUFF. >w< Cawwied uWu to x3 Cowmekiww, 
^.^ The ^.^ sacwed xDD stowehouse :3 of ^.^ his :3 pwedecessows 
And uWu guawdian :3 of their bones. 
ROSS. Will :33 you uWu to uWu Sconye? 
^-^ MACDUFF. x3 Nyo, cousin, >_< I'ww uWu to :3 Fife. 
ROSS. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww thither. 
^-^ MACDUFF. xDD Weww, ^w^ may :33 you see things ^w^ weww ^w^ donye >w< thewe. 
>w< Adieu, 
ÚwÚ West x3 ouw old ^-^ wobes ÚwÚ sit xDD easiew than x3 ouw >_> nyew! 
ROSS. Farewell, :33 fathew. 
OLD MAN. God's xDD benyison ^w^ go xDD with :33 you ^-^ and xDD with those 
:33 That :3 wouwd uWu make ^w^ good :3 of ÚwÚ bad ^-^ and >w< fwiends :3 of UwU foes! 
x3 Exeunt. 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
Forres. ^.^ The OwO pawace. 

^-^ Entew >_> Banquo. 

BANQUO. Thou UwU hast it ^w^ nyow: :3 King, x3 Cawdow, uWu Gwamis, >w< aww, 
:33 As >w< the :33 weiwd :33 women promised, ^-^ and ^-^ I ^w^ feaw 
Thou >_< pway'dst :3 most xDD fouwwy >_< fow't; yet it >_> was ^-^ said 
>_> It OwO shouwd UwU nyot >_< stand ^-^ in thy :3 postewity, 
xDD But ^w^ that myself OwO shouwd >_< be >w< the root ^-^ and father 
Of uWu many ÚwÚ kings. UwU If >w< thewe come >_> twuth OwO fwom them 
ÚwÚ (As upon ^-^ thee, UwU Macbeth, their >_> speeches >_> shinye) 
:3 Why, :3 by >w< the ^-^ vewities on ÚwÚ thee uWu made ^.^ good, 
:3 May :33 they UwU nyot >_< be >_> my >_< owacwes ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww 
And ^w^ set :33 me :3 up ^-^ in :3 hope? xDD But >_> hush, xDD nyo >w< mowe. 

>w< Sennyet ;;w;; sounds. ^-^ Entew >w< Macbeth ÚwÚ as :3 King, :33 Wady >w< Macbeth 
ÚwÚ as OwO Queen, ;;w;; Wennyox, ;;w;; Woss, Lords, :33 Wadies, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 

^-^ MACBETH. Here's x3 ouw uWu chief ÚwÚ guest. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. UwU If UwU he ^w^ had OwO been forgotten, 
>_> It ^w^ had OwO been ÚwÚ as a >_> gap ^-^ in x3 ouw >_> gweat xDD feast 
And ;;w;; aww >_> thing unbecoming. 
^-^ MACBETH. Tonight ;;w;; we hold a solemn x3 suppew, sir, 
And >_< I'ww :33 wequest ^-^ youw :3 pwesence. 
BANQUO. Let ^-^ youw Highness 
ÚwÚ Command upon me, uWu to >w< the xDD which >_> my >_< duties 
;;w;; Awe xDD with a :3 most indissoluble ;;w;; tie 
>w< Fowevew >_> knyit. 
^-^ MACBETH. x3 Wide :33 you ^w^ this ;;w;; aftewnyoon? 
BANQUO. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ MACBETH. OwO We OwO shouwd have else desired ^-^ youw ^w^ good uWu advice, 
Which OwO stiww hath OwO been x3 both grave ^-^ and x3 pwospewous 
^.^ In ^w^ this >_< day's >w< counciw; but x3 we'ww ^w^ take ÚwÚ tomowwow. 
Is't far :33 you :33 wide'! 
BANQUO. :33 As far, >_> my lord, ÚwÚ as >w< wiww fill :3 up >w< the :3 time 
^.^ 'Twixt ^w^ this ^-^ and ÚwÚ suppew. :3 Go UwU nyot >_> my ;;w;; howse >w< the better, 
^-^ I must ^-^ become a ^w^ bowwowew :3 of >w< the night 
:3 Fow a ^-^ dawk hour >w< ow >w< twain. 
^-^ MACBETH. Fail UwU nyot x3 ouw feast. 
BANQUO. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu nyot. 
^-^ MACBETH. OwO We >_> heaw x3 ouw ÚwÚ bwoody >_< cousins are bestow'd 
^.^ In ;;w;; Engwand ^-^ and ^-^ in Ireland, UwU nyot ^w^ confessing 
uWu Theiw OwO cwuew xDD pawwicide, :33 fiwwing their hearers 
With ^-^ stwange uWu invention. xDD But :3 of ^w^ that UwU tomowwow, 
When ^w^ thewewithaw ;;w;; we >_< shaww have >_< cause :3 of ^.^ state 
xDD Cwaving uWu us ^.^ jointwy. >w< Hie :33 you uWu to ÚwÚ howse; ^w^ adieu, 
xDD Tiww :33 you ^w^ wetuwn :3 at night. ÚwÚ Goes x3 Fweance xDD with :33 you? 
BANQUO. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. >_< Ouw :3 time does UwU caww upon :3 's. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^-^ I :33 wish ^-^ youw :3 howses ÚwÚ swift ^-^ and ^w^ suwe :3 of >w< foot, 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ I do >w< commend :33 you uWu to their xDD backs. 
>w< Faweweww. x3 Exit >_> Banquo. 
Let >_> evewy man >_< be ^w^ mastew :3 of ^.^ his :3 time 
xDD Tiww seven :3 at night; uWu to uWu make :3 society 
^.^ The >w< sweetew uWu wewcome, ;;w;; we >w< wiww :3 keep ourself 
xDD Tiww xDD suppew :3 time alone. uWu Whiwe uWu then, >_> God >_< be xDD with >_> you! 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >w< Macbeth ^-^ and :3 an >_< Attendant. 
^w^ Siwwah, a :3 wowd xDD with ÚwÚ you. OwO Attend those ^-^ men 
>_< Ouw OwO pweasuwe? 
x3 ATTENDANT. xDD They x3 awe, >_> my lord, :33 without >w< the ^-^ pawace ^-^ gate. 
^-^ MACBETH. xDD Bwing them :33 befowe :33 us. x3 Exit >_< Attendant. 
>_< To >_< be UwU thus is ;;w;; nyothing, 
xDD But uWu to >_< be xDD safewy thus. >_< Ouw >_> feaws ^-^ in >_> Banquo. 
UwU Stick uWu deep, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^.^ his royalty :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe 
UwU Weigns ^w^ that xDD which :3 wouwd >_< be OwO feaw'd. 'Tis ÚwÚ much UwU he dares, 
And, uWu to ^w^ that x3 dauntwess ^.^ tempew :3 of ^.^ his >w< mind, 
He hath a ;;w;; wisdom ^w^ that x3 doth x3 guide ^.^ his x3 vawow 
>_< To :3 act ^-^ in safety. ;;w;; Thewe is none but UwU he 
>_< Whose being ^-^ I do fear; ^-^ and ^.^ undew xDD him 
^w^ My :33 genyius is >_< webuked, ÚwÚ as it is ^-^ said 
Mark Antony's >_> was :3 by Caesar. He :33 chid >w< the x3 sistews 
When >_> fiwst :33 they put >w< the name :3 of OwO King upon :33 me 
And ^.^ bade them UwU speak uWu to xDD him; :33 then ÚwÚ pwophet-wike 
xDD They >_< haiw'd xDD him father uWu to a x3 winye :3 of ÚwÚ kings. 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my ^.^ head :33 they UwU pwaced a >_< fwuitwess crown 
And put a x3 bawwen >w< sceptwe ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ gwipe, 
x3 Thence uWu to >_< be >_> wwench'd xDD with :3 an UwU unwinyeaw ;;w;; hand, 
:33 Nyo ^-^ son :3 of mine >_< succeeding. If't >_< be ;;w;; so, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; Banquo's ^.^ issue have ^-^ I ÚwÚ fiwed >_> my >w< mind, 
:3 Fow them >w< the OwO gwacious :33 Duncan have ^-^ I x3 muwthew'd, 
xDD Put ^w^ wancows ^-^ in >w< the uWu vessew :3 of >_> my peace 
^w^ Onwy for them, ^-^ and mine eternal ÚwÚ jewew 
ÚwÚ Given uWu to >w< the UwU common enemy :3 of ;;w;; man, 
>_< To uWu make them >w< kings >_< -the seed :3 of OwO Banquo kings! 
:3 Wathew than ;;w;; so, come, uWu Fate, uWu into >w< the >w< wist, 
And uWu champion :33 me uWu to >w< the ;;w;; uttewance! :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? 

^-^ We-entew :33 Attendant, xDD with x3 two ;;w;; Muwthewews. 

:3 Nyow ^w^ go uWu to >w< the door, ^-^ and x3 stay >w< thewe :3 tiww ;;w;; we call. 
x3 Exit >_< Attendant. 
uWu Was it UwU nyot x3 yestewday ;;w;; we ^-^ spoke uWu togethew? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> MUWTHEWEW. >_> It ^w^ was, ;;w;; so UwU pwease ^-^ youw uWu Highnyess. 
^-^ MACBETH. ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, now 
>_< Have :33 you consider'd :3 of >_> my speeches? x3 Knyow 
:33 That it >_> was UwU he ^-^ in >w< the xDD times :33 past xDD which :3 hewd :33 you 
So ^.^ undew ^w^ fowtunye, xDD which :33 you :3 thought ^w^ had OwO been 
>_< Ouw xDD innyocent self? ^.^ This ^-^ I uWu made ^w^ good uWu to :33 you 
^.^ In x3 ouw last ÚwÚ confewence, >_< pass'd ^-^ in >w< pwobation xDD with ;;w;; you: 
UwU How :33 you were :33 bownye ^-^ in ;;w;; hand, how ^.^ cwoss'd, >w< the >w< instwuments, 
>_< Who :33 wwought xDD with them, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww things else ^w^ that :33 might 
>_< To :3 hawf a ^w^ souw ^-^ and uWu to a ;;w;; nyotion :33 cwazed 
>w< Say, "Thus >w< did ÚwÚ Banquo." 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> MUWTHEWEW. You uWu made it known uWu to :33 us. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^-^ I >w< did ;;w;; so, ^-^ and UwU went ÚwÚ fuwthew, xDD which is now 
>_< Ouw point :3 of ;;w;; second >_> meeting. :3 Do :33 you find 
;;w;; Youw x3 patience ;;w;; so uWu pwedominyant ^-^ in ^-^ youw UwU nyatuwe, 
:33 That :33 you ^w^ can let ^w^ this uWu go? ;;w;; Awe :33 you ;;w;; so gospel'd, 
>_< To pray for ^w^ this ^w^ good man ^-^ and for ^.^ his UwU issue, 
>_< Whose >_< heavy UwU hand hath x3 bow'd :33 you uWu to >w< the grave 
And beggar'd ;;w;; youws forever? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> MUWTHEWEW. OwO We are men, >_> my OwO wiege. 
^-^ MACBETH. x3 Ay, ^-^ in >w< the catalogue xDD ye ^w^ go for men, 
:33 As ^.^ hounds ^-^ and xDD gweyhounds, ;;w;; mongwews, spaniels, UwU cuws, 
>_< Shoughs, waterrugs, ^-^ and demi-wolves are clept 
;;w;; Aww :3 by >w< the name :3 of dogs. ^.^ The UwU vawued >_< fiwe 
Distinguishes >w< the >_> swift, >w< the slow, >w< the subtle, 
^.^ The ^.^ housekeepew, >w< the >_< huntew, >_> evewy >w< onye 
^-^ Accowding uWu to >w< the :3 gift xDD which bounteous ;;w;; nyatuwe 
uWu Hath ^-^ in xDD him >_< cwosed, :3 wheweby UwU he does >_> weceive 
x3 Pawticuwaw ;;w;; addition, OwO fwom >w< the bill 
:33 That xDD wwites them ;;w;; aww ^w^ awike; ^-^ and ;;w;; so :3 of UwU men. 
:3 Nyow >_> if :33 you have a >w< station ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ fiwe, 
uWu Nyot ^.^ i' >w< the ^-^ wowst rank :3 of manhood, say ^w^ it, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww put ^w^ that business ^-^ in ^-^ youw xDD bosoms 
>_< Whose UwU execution >_> takes ^-^ youw enemy ÚwÚ off, 
xDD Gwappwes :33 you uWu to >w< the :33 heawt ^-^ and :33 wove :3 of us, 
>_< Who >_< weaw x3 ouw OwO heawth but uWu sickwy ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< wife, 
Which ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ death were ^-^ pewfect. 
SECOND >_> MUWTHEWEW. ^-^ I am :3 onye, >_> my liege, 
^-^ Whom >w< the :3 viwe ^.^ bwows ^-^ and ;;w;; buffets :3 of >w< the UwU wowwd 
>_< Have ;;w;; so :33 incensed ^w^ that ^-^ I am ^.^ weckwess what 
^-^ I do uWu to :33 spite >w< the world. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> MUWTHEWEW. And ^-^ I uWu anyothew 
So :33 weawy xDD with x3 disastews, ^.^ tugg'd xDD with ^w^ fowtunye, 
:33 That ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ set >_> my OwO wife on :33 any UwU chance, 
>_< To :33 mend it >w< ow >_< be ^.^ wid on't. 
^-^ MACBETH. ÚwÚ Both :3 of :33 you 
x3 Knyow OwO Banquo >_> was ^-^ youw >_> enyemy. 
xDD BOTH ^-^ MUWTHEWEWS. OwO Twue, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ MACBETH. So is UwU he uWu minye, ^-^ and ^-^ in >_< such ÚwÚ bwoody ÚwÚ distance 
:33 That >_> evewy ^-^ minyute :3 of ^.^ his being ÚwÚ thwusts 
Against >_> my near'st :3 of ^-^ wife; ^-^ and though ^-^ I ^-^ couwd 
With ^-^ bawefaced ÚwÚ powew uWu sweep xDD him OwO fwom >_> my :33 sight 
And :33 bid >_> my >w< wiww ;;w;; avouch ^w^ it, yet ^-^ I must not, 
:3 Fow x3 cewtain >w< fwiends ^w^ that are x3 both ^.^ his ^-^ and uWu minye, 
>_< Whose >_< woves ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyot ^w^ dwop, but ^w^ waiw ^.^ his x3 faww 
>_< Who ^-^ I myself ^w^ stwuck down. And thence it is 
:33 That ^-^ I uWu to ^-^ youw assistance do uWu make love, 
UwU Masking >w< the business OwO fwom >w< the UwU common eye 
:3 Fow UwU sundwy weighty ^-^ weasons. 
SECOND >_> MUWTHEWEW. OwO We UwU shaww, >_> my lord, 
>w< Pewfowm what :33 you UwU command :33 us. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> MUWTHEWEW. OwO Though x3 ouw >_> wives- 
^-^ MACBETH. ;;w;; Youw >_> spiwits shine through ÚwÚ you. ;;w;; Within ^w^ this hour :3 at :3 most 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_> advise :33 you >w< whewe uWu to UwU pwant ^-^ youwsewves, 
^.^ Acquaint :33 you xDD with >w< the UwU pewfect ^w^ spy uWu o' >w< the time, 
^.^ The ^w^ moment x3 on't; >_> fowt must >_< be ^w^ donye ^w^ tonyight 
And x3 something OwO fwom >w< the ^-^ pawace xDD (awways :3 thought 
:33 That ^-^ I require a clearness); ^-^ and xDD with :3 him- 
>_< To uWu weave xDD nyo ^-^ wubs >_< nyow ;;w;; botches ^-^ in >w< the work- 
x3 Fweance ^.^ his son, ^w^ that xDD keeps xDD him ^w^ company, 
>_< Whose ;;w;; absence is xDD nyo less material uWu to :33 me 
uWu Than is ^.^ his ^-^ fathew's, must embrace >w< the >_> fate 
Of ^w^ that ^-^ dawk uWu houw. UwU Wesowve :33 youwsewves uWu apawt; 
>_< I'ww come uWu to :33 you ;;w;; anyon. 
xDD BOTH ^-^ MUWTHEWEWS. OwO We are :3 wesowved, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ MACBETH. >_< I'ww UwU caww upon :33 you straight. ^.^ Abide within. 
Exeunt ;;w;; Muwthewews. 
>_> It is >_< concwuded: ^w^ Banquo, thy ^.^ souw's xDD fwight, 
UwU If it find :33 heaven, must find it :33 out uWu tonyight. Exit. 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ The OwO pawace. 

^-^ Entew :33 Wady >w< Macbeth ^-^ and a ^-^ Sewvant. 

LADY ^-^ MACBETH. Is OwO Banquo ^w^ gonye OwO fwom court? 
>_< SEWVANT. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ madam, but xDD wetuwns ;;w;; again uWu tonyight. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. Say uWu to >w< the OwO King ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ attend ^.^ his :3 weisuwe 
:3 Fow a OwO few :3 wowds. 
>_< SEWVANT. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I :3 wiww. Exit. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ^w^ Nyought's >_< had, all's >_< spent, 
;;w;; Whewe x3 ouw desire is ^w^ got :33 without :33 content. 
'Tis >w< safew uWu to >_< be ^w^ that xDD which ;;w;; we :33 destwoy 
uWu Than :3 by >w< destwuction dwell ^-^ in doubtful joy. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. 

UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my >_> wowd? ^.^ Why do :33 you :3 keep UwU awonye, 
Of UwU sowwiest fancies ^-^ youw ^-^ companyions making, 
Using those ;;w;; thoughts xDD which OwO shouwd uWu indeed have ;;w;; died 
With them :33 they xDD think on? :33 Things :33 without ;;w;; aww remedy 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be :33 without ^w^ wegawd. What's ^w^ donye is OwO donye. 
^-^ MACBETH. OwO We have scotch'd >w< the ^.^ snyake, UwU nyot kill'd uWu it. 
^w^ She'ww ^-^ cwose ^-^ and >_< be >_> hewsewf, whilst x3 ouw x3 poow ÚwÚ mawice 
:33 Wemains ^-^ in danger :3 of ;;w;; hew uWu fowmew ^-^ tooth. 
xDD But let >w< the ;;w;; fwame :3 of things disjoint, x3 both >w< the OwO wowwds suffer, 
Ere ;;w;; we >w< wiww >w< eat x3 ouw ^-^ meaw ^-^ in ^w^ feaw ^-^ and OwO sweep 
^.^ In >w< the uWu affwiction :3 of uWu these terrible ^.^ dweams 
:33 That shake uWu us >_> nyightwy. >_> Bettew >_< be xDD with >w< the >_> dead, 
^-^ Whom ^-^ we, uWu to x3 gain x3 ouw OwO peace, have >_> sent uWu to OwO peace, 
uWu Than on >w< the ;;w;; towtuwe :3 of >w< the ;;w;; mind uWu to >_< wie 
^.^ In uWu westwess :33 ecstasy. :33 Duncan is ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< gwave; 
uWu Aftew life's OwO fitfuw ;;w;; fevew UwU he sleeps ^.^ weww. 
UwU Tweason has ^w^ donye ^.^ his worst; >_< nyow ^-^ steew, >_< nyow ^.^ poison, 
xDD Mawice uWu domestic, ^-^ foweign ^.^ wevy, ;;w;; nyothing, 
>_> Can >_< touch xDD him further. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, 
Gentle >_> my lord, x3 sweek ^.^ o'ew ^-^ youw rugged ^-^ wooks; 
;;w;; Be OwO bwight ^-^ and jovial xDD among ^-^ youw guests uWu tonyight. 
^-^ MACBETH. So >_< shaww ;;w;; I, love, ^-^ and ;;w;; so, ^-^ I pray, >_< be ÚwÚ you. 
Let ^-^ youw :33 wemembwance ;;w;; appwy uWu to ^.^ Banquo; 
^.^ Pwesent xDD him :33 eminyence, x3 both xDD with eye ^-^ and ^.^ tongue: 
^-^ Unsafe >w< the x3 whiwe, ^w^ that ;;w;; we 
ÚwÚ Must ;;w;; wave x3 ouw ^.^ honyows ^-^ in uWu these ;;w;; fwattewing :33 stweams, 
And uWu make x3 ouw faces ^w^ vizawds uWu to x3 ouw hearts, 
x3 Disguising what :33 they ÚwÚ awe. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. You must uWu weave this. 
^-^ MACBETH. OwO O, full :3 of ÚwÚ scowpions is >_> my >w< mind, dear xDD wife! 
Thou know'st ^w^ that OwO Banquo ^-^ and ^.^ his x3 Fweance :3 wives. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. xDD But ^-^ in them >_< nyatuwe's copy's UwU nyot :3 etewnye. 
^-^ MACBETH. Thewe's x3 comfowt ÚwÚ yet; :33 they are ^w^ assaiwabwe. 
UwU Then >_< be >w< thou uWu jocund. Ere >w< the bat hath >_> fwown 
:33 His cloister'd xDD fwight, ^-^ ewe uWu to >w< bwack Hecate's ^w^ summons 
^.^ The >w< shawd-bownye OwO beetwe xDD with ^.^ his ^.^ dwowsy hums 
uWu Hath xDD wung ^.^ nyight's >_> yawnying UwU peaw, >w< thewe >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ donye 
xDD A deed :3 of dreadful >_< nyote. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. What's uWu to >_< be xDD donye? 
^-^ MACBETH. ;;w;; Be xDD innyocent :3 of >w< the >w< knyowwedge, x3 deawest ^.^ chuck, 
xDD Tiww >w< thou applaud >w< the ^-^ deed. uWu Come, uWu seewing OwO nyight, 
:33 Scawf :3 up >w< the tender eye :3 of pitiful x3 day, 
And xDD with thy ÚwÚ bwoody ^-^ and :33 invisibwe UwU hand 
;;w;; Cancew ^-^ and tear uWu to >_< pieces ^w^ that >_> gweat >_< bond 
Which xDD keeps :33 me pale! x3 Wight ^w^ thickens, ^-^ and >w< the >w< cwow 
uWu Makes UwU wing uWu to >w< the rooky >_> wood; 
Good things :3 of x3 day begin uWu to :33 dwoop ^-^ and ÚwÚ dwowse, 
Whiles ^.^ nyight's >w< bwack agents uWu to their preys do ;;w;; wouse. 
Thou xDD mawvew'st :3 at >_> my >_< wowds, but hold ÚwÚ thee ^w^ stiww: 
:33 Things ÚwÚ bad >_< begun uWu make strong >w< themsewves :3 by ill. 
;;w;; So, ^.^ pwithee, ^w^ go xDD with >w< me. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
xDD A :3 pawk uWu nyeaw >w< the OwO pawace. 

^-^ Entew xDD thwee ;;w;; Muwthewews. 

ÚwÚ FIWST >_> MUWTHEWEW. xDD But ;;w;; who >w< did :33 bid ÚwÚ thee :33 join xDD with xDD us? 
THIRD >_> MUWTHEWEW. ;;w;; Macbeth. 
SECOND >_> MUWTHEWEW. He xDD nyeeds UwU nyot x3 ouw >_< mistwust, >_> since UwU he delivers 
>_< Ouw UwU offices ^-^ and what ;;w;; we have uWu to do 
>_< To >w< the xDD diwection >_> just. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> MUWTHEWEW. UwU Then >_< stand xDD with :33 us. 
^.^ The >_> west yet uWu gwimmews xDD with ÚwÚ some ^.^ stweaks :3 of day; 
:3 Nyow >_< spuws >w< the :3 wated x3 twavewew ^w^ apace 
>_< To x3 gain >w< the timely inn, ^-^ and uWu nyeaw ^w^ appwoaches 
^.^ The xDD subject :3 of x3 ouw x3 watch. 
THIRD >_> MUWTHEWEW. :3 Hawk! ^-^ I >_> heaw horses. 
BANQUO. ^.^ [Within.] ^w^ Give uWu us a :3 wight there, uWu ho! 
SECOND >_> MUWTHEWEW. UwU Then ÚwÚ 'tis x3 he; >w< the :33 west 
:33 That are >_> within >w< the UwU nyote :3 of uWu expectation 
Already are ^.^ i' >w< the ^.^ couwt. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> MUWTHEWEW. :33 His :3 howses ^w^ go UwU about. 
THIRD >_> MUWTHEWEW. >_> Awmost a mile, but UwU he does >_> usuawwy- 
So ;;w;; aww ^-^ men do :3 -fwom hence uWu to >w< the ^-^ pawace ^.^ gate 
Make it their >_< wawk. 
SECOND >_> MUWTHEWEW. xDD A :3 wight, a light! 

^-^ Entew ^w^ Banquo, ^-^ and x3 Fweance xDD with a OwO towch. 

THIRD >_> MUWTHEWEW. 'Tis >w< he. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> MUWTHEWEW. :33 Stand to't. 
BANQUO. >_> It >w< wiww >_< be rain uWu tonyight. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> MUWTHEWEW. Let it come down. 
xDD They ^w^ set upon >_> Banquo. 
BANQUO. OwO O, uWu tweachewy! >_< Fwy, ^w^ good >_< Fweance, UwU fwy, UwU fwy, ÚwÚ fwy! 
Thou ;;w;; mayst revenge. O ^w^ swave! :33 Dies. x3 Fweance uWu escapes. 
THIRD >_> MUWTHEWEW. >_< Who >w< did ;;w;; stwike :33 out >w< the OwO wight? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> MUWTHEWEW. UwU Wast UwU nyot >w< the >_> way? 
THIRD >_> MUWTHEWEW. Thewe's but >w< onye >_< down; >w< the ^-^ son is ^.^ fwed. 
SECOND >_> MUWTHEWEW. OwO We have :33 wost 
uWu Best :3 hawf :3 of x3 ouw affair. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> MUWTHEWEW. xDD Weww, let's xDD away ^-^ and say how ÚwÚ much is OwO donye. 
x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
xDD A ;;w;; Haww ^-^ in >w< the OwO pawace. xDD A banquet prepared. 

^-^ Entew UwU Macbeth, :33 Wady UwU Macbeth, ;;w;; Woss, ;;w;; Wennyox, Lords, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 

^-^ MACBETH. You >_< knyow ^-^ youw ^-^ own >_< degwees; ÚwÚ sit down. x3 At >_> fiwst 
And last >w< the x3 heawty x3 wewcome. 
:33 WOWDS. Thanks uWu to ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
^-^ MACBETH. :3 Ouwsewf >w< wiww x3 mingwe xDD with :3 society 
And uWu pway >w< the OwO humbwe xDD host. 
>_< Ouw hostess xDD keeps ;;w;; hew xDD state, but ^-^ in uWu best :3 time 
OwO We >w< wiww require ;;w;; hew x3 wewcome. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ^w^ Pwonyounce it for me, sir, uWu to ;;w;; aww x3 ouw :3 fwiends, 
:3 Fow >_> my :33 heawt ;;w;; speaks :33 they are x3 wewcome. 

^-^ Entew >_> fiwst Murtherer uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ doow. 

^-^ MACBETH. See, :33 they ^w^ encountew ÚwÚ thee xDD with their x3 heawts' >w< thanks. 
ÚwÚ Both sides are even; ÚwÚ hewe >_< I'ww ÚwÚ sit ^.^ i' >w< the :33 midst. 
;;w;; Be uWu wawge ^-^ in ^.^ miwth; uWu anyon x3 we'ww drink a :3 measuwe 
^.^ The ^-^ tabwe uWu wound. OwO [Appwoaches >w< the door.] Thewe's UwU bwood upon thy 
OwO face. 
>_> MUWTHEWEW. 'Tis ;;w;; Banquo's ^w^ then. 
^-^ MACBETH. 'Tis xDD bettew ÚwÚ thee :33 without than UwU he within. 
Is UwU he x3 dispatch'd? 
>_> MUWTHEWEW. ^w^ My lord, ^.^ his :33 thwoat is cut; ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< did for ^-^ him. 
^-^ MACBETH. Thou UwU awt >w< the uWu best uWu o' >w< the x3 cut-thwoats! ^w^ Yet ÚwÚ he's ^w^ good 
:33 That >w< did >w< the OwO wike for x3 Fweance. UwU If >w< thou didst ^w^ it, 
Thou UwU awt >w< the uWu nyonpaweiw. 
>_> MUWTHEWEW. uWu Most ;;w;; woyaw sir, 
x3 Fweance is 'scaped. 
^-^ MACBETH. >w< [Aside.] UwU Then ÚwÚ comes >_> my >w< fit again. ^-^ I ^w^ had else OwO been perfect, 
Whole ÚwÚ as >w< the marble, xDD founded ÚwÚ as >w< the UwU wock, 
:33 As >_< bwoad ^-^ and ^-^ genyewaw ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 casing air; 
xDD But now ^-^ I am :3 cabin'd, ^.^ cwibb'd, confin'd, ^.^ bound ^-^ in 
>_< To saucy UwU doubts ^-^ and >_> feaws >_> -But ;;w;; Banquo's xDD safe? 
>_> MUWTHEWEW. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. x3 Safe ^-^ in a ditch UwU he x3 bides, 
With twenty trenched :33 gashes on ^.^ his head, 
^.^ The least a ÚwÚ death uWu to ^w^ nyatuwe. 
^-^ MACBETH. Thanks for UwU that. 
;;w;; Thewe >w< the x3 gwown serpent UwU wies; >w< the ^.^ wowm UwU that's fled 
uWu Hath ;;w;; nyatuwe ^w^ that ^-^ in :3 time >w< wiww ^-^ venyom ^w^ bweed, 
:33 Nyo >w< teeth for >w< the ^-^ pwesent. Get ÚwÚ thee gone. x3 Tomowwow 
>w< We'ww >_> heaw >_> ouwsewves again. 
x3 Exit :33 Muwthewew. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ^w^ My ;;w;; woyaw lord, 
You do UwU nyot >w< give >w< the cheer. ^.^ The xDD feast is sold 
:33 That is UwU nyot x3 often >_> vouch'd, :33 whiwe ÚwÚ 'tis >_> amaking, 
'Tis ÚwÚ given xDD with x3 wewcome. >_< To ;;w;; feed were uWu best :3 at ;;w;; home; 
^w^ Fwom thence >w< the >_< sauce uWu to ^.^ meat is ceremony; 
ÚwÚ Meeting were uWu bawe :33 without uWu it. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^-^ Sweet :3 wemembwancew! 
:3 Nyow ^w^ good digestion :3 wait on ;;w;; appetite, 
And OwO heawth on ^.^ both! 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. May't UwU pwease ^-^ youw Highness sit. 

^.^ The xDD Ghost :3 of OwO Banquo ^.^ entews ^-^ and :3 sits ^-^ in ^-^ Macbeth's ;;w;; pwace. 

^-^ MACBETH. uWu Hewe ^w^ had ;;w;; we now x3 ouw ^-^ countwy's >_< honyow ^-^ woof'd, 
^.^ Wewe >w< the ÚwÚ gwaced :33 pewson :3 of x3 ouw OwO Banquo >_> pwesent, 
>_< Who ^w^ may ^-^ I :3 wathew ^.^ chawwenge for >w< unkindnyess 
uWu Than :33 pity for ^w^ mischance! 
ROSS. :33 His absence, sir, 
xDD Ways ^w^ bwame upon ^.^ his >w< pwomise. Please't ^-^ youw Highness 
>_< To ^.^ gwace uWu us xDD with ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw company? 
^-^ MACBETH. ^.^ The table's uWu fuww. 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. uWu Hewe is a :3 pwace ;;w;; wesewved, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ MACBETH. Where? 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. >_> Hewe, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. :3 What ^w^ is't ^w^ that moves ^-^ youw Highness? 
^-^ MACBETH. Which :3 of :33 you have ^w^ donye xDD this? 
:33 WOWDS. ^w^ What, >_> my ^w^ good >_> wowd? 
^-^ MACBETH. Thou >_> canst UwU nyot say ^-^ I >w< did x3 it; UwU nyevew shake 
>w< Thy ^-^ gowy locks :3 at >w< me. 
ROSS. :33 Gentwemen, ;;w;; wise; ^.^ his Highness is ^.^ weww. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. >_> Sit, ^-^ wowthy :3 fwiends; >_> my lord is x3 often thus, 
And hath OwO been OwO fwom ^.^ his >_< youth. xDD Pway ^.^ you, :3 keep uWu seat. 
^.^ The >w< fit is OwO momentawy; upon a :3 thought 
He >w< wiww ;;w;; again >_< be ^.^ weww. UwU If ÚwÚ much :33 you UwU nyote :3 him, 
You >_< shaww ^w^ offend xDD him ^-^ and :3 extend ^.^ his xDD passion. 
Feed, ^-^ and ^.^ wegawd xDD him OwO nyot-Awe :33 you a man? 
^-^ MACBETH. x3 Ay, ^-^ and a xDD bowd :3 onye, ^w^ that dare >w< wook on ^w^ that 
Which :33 might :33 appaw >w< the ^w^ deviw. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. O xDD pwopew stuff! 
^.^ This is >w< the :3 vewy :33 painting :3 of ^-^ youw fear; 
^.^ This is >w< the air-drawn xDD daggew xDD which :33 you ^-^ said 
>_< Wed :33 you uWu to :3 Duncan. OwO O, uWu these flaws ^-^ and xDD stawts, 
Impostors uWu to OwO twue fear, :3 wouwd ^w^ weww ^-^ become 
xDD A :3 woman's ^w^ stowy :3 at a ^.^ wintew's ÚwÚ fiwe, 
Authorized :3 by ;;w;; hew :3 gwandam. ;;w;; Shame OwO itsewf! 
^.^ Why do :33 you uWu make >_< such faces? When all's x3 donye, 
You >w< wook but on a UwU stoow. 
^-^ MACBETH. xDD Pwithee, see :33 thewe! >_< Behowd! >_< Wook! Lo! UwU How say :33 you? 
:3 Why, what OwO cawe >_> I? UwU If >w< thou >_> canst OwO nyod, UwU speak >_< too. 
UwU If x3 chawnyew ÚwÚ houses ^-^ and x3 ouw xDD gwaves must ^.^ send 
Those ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^w^ buwy OwO back, x3 ouw ^.^ monyuments 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be >w< the ^-^ maws :3 of :33 kites. x3 Exit >_> Ghost. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ^w^ What, :3 quite unmann'd ^-^ in ÚwÚ fowwy? 
^-^ MACBETH. UwU If ^-^ I >_< stand ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ I OwO saw ^-^ him. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. >w< Fie, for shame! 
^-^ MACBETH. x3 Bwood hath OwO been xDD shed ^-^ ewe uWu nyow, ^.^ i' >w< the >w< owden time, 
Ere xDD humanye ;;w;; statute xDD puwged >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe uWu weaw; 
x3 Ay, ^-^ and >_> since OwO too, murthers have OwO been >w< pewfowm'd 
:33 Too terrible for >w< the ^.^ eaw. ^.^ The :3 time has x3 been, 
UwU That, uWu when >w< the xDD bwains were x3 out, >w< the man :3 wouwd ^-^ die, 
And >w< thewe :3 an >_> end; but now :33 they rise >w< again, 
With twenty x3 mowtaw murthers on their xDD cwowns, 
And push uWu us OwO fwom x3 ouw ^w^ stoows. ^.^ This is :33 mowe ^-^ stwange 
uWu Than >_< such a ^w^ muwthew ^.^ is. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ^w^ My ^-^ wowthy lord, 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ nyobwe >w< fwiends do x3 wack ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^-^ I do forget. 
:3 Do UwU nyot :33 muse :3 at me, >_> my :3 most ^-^ wowthy uWu fwiends. 
^-^ I have a ^-^ stwange ^-^ infiwmity, xDD which is OwO nyothing 
>_< To those ^w^ that >_< knyow >w< me. uWu Come, :33 wove ^-^ and OwO heawth uWu to all; 
UwU Then >_< I'ww ÚwÚ sit down. ^w^ Give :33 me ÚwÚ some x3 winye, fill uWu fuww. 
^-^ I drink uWu to >w< the ^-^ genyewaw ;;w;; joy uWu o' >w< the uWu whowe ÚwÚ tabwe, 
And uWu to x3 ouw dear uWu fwiend ^w^ Banquo, whom ;;w;; we >w< miss. 
>w< Wouwd UwU he were ^w^ hewe! >_< To ;;w;; aww ^-^ and xDD him ;;w;; we xDD thiwst, 
And ;;w;; aww uWu to ÚwÚ aww. 
:33 WOWDS. >_< Ouw >_< duties ^-^ and >w< the UwU pwedge. 

^-^ We-entew >_> Ghost. 

^-^ MACBETH. >w< Avaunt, ^-^ and uWu quit >_> my ^.^ sight! Let >w< the earth xDD hide ^-^ thee! 
>w< Thy x3 bonyes are marrowless, thy UwU bwood is cold; 
Thou UwU hast xDD nyo ÚwÚ specuwation ^-^ in those ^.^ eyes 
Which >w< thou dost x3 gwawe with. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. >w< Think :3 of ^w^ this, ^w^ good peers, 
xDD But ÚwÚ as a >_> thing :3 of ^.^ custom. 'Tis xDD nyo >w< othew, 
^w^ Onwy it spoils >w< the pleasure :3 of >w< the time. 
^-^ MACBETH. :3 What man dare, ^-^ I xDD dawe. 
UwU Appwoach >w< thou OwO wike >w< the rugged OwO Wussian ^.^ beaw, 
^.^ The ^w^ awm'd rhinoceros, >w< ow >w< the Hyrcan ^w^ tigew; 
Take :33 any shape but that, ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ fiwm :3 nyewves 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU nyevew >_< twembwe. >_> Ow >_< be ^-^ awive >w< again, 
And dare :33 me uWu to >w< the OwO desewt xDD with thy sword. 
UwU If trembling ^-^ I inhabit uWu then, >_> pwotest :33 me 
^.^ The >w< baby :3 of a ;;w;; giww. :33 Hence, horrible ÚwÚ shadow! 
x3 Unweaw mockery, hence! x3 Exit >_> Ghost. 
:3 Why, ;;w;; so, being gone, 
^-^ I am a man again. xDD Pway :33 you ÚwÚ sit >w< stiww. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. You have displaced >w< the x3 miwth, ^.^ bwoke >w< the ^w^ good ^w^ meeting, 
With :3 most >_> admiwed >_> disowdew. 
^-^ MACBETH. >_> Can >_< such things be, 
And overcome uWu us OwO wike a >w< summew's cloud, 
>_< Without x3 ouw ^w^ speciaw OwO wondew? You uWu make :33 me ^-^ stwange 
uWu Even uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ disposition ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ owe 
When now ^-^ I xDD think :33 you ^w^ can uWu behowd >_< such x3 sights 
And :3 keep >w< the ^-^ nyatuwaw ruby :3 of ^-^ youw >_> cheeks 
When mine is blanch'd xDD with >_< feaw. 
ROSS. :3 What ;;w;; sights, >_> my >_> wowd? 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, UwU speak not; UwU he grows worse ^-^ and worse; 
xDD Question ;;w;; enwages ^-^ him. x3 At once, ^w^ good night. 
:33 Stand UwU nyot upon >w< the UwU owdew :3 of ^-^ youw >_< going, 
xDD But ^w^ go :3 at ^w^ once. 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. Good OwO nyight, ^-^ and xDD bettew OwO heawth 
OwO Attend ^.^ his Majesty! 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. xDD A uWu kind ^w^ good night uWu to >_> aww! 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >w< Macbeth ^-^ and :33 Wady ;;w;; Macbeth. 
^-^ MACBETH. >w< wiww have ;;w;; bwood; :33 they say UwU bwood >w< wiww have >w< bwood. 
>_> Stonyes have OwO been known uWu to ^.^ move ^-^ and OwO twees uWu to uWu speak; 
Augures ^-^ and ÚwÚ undewstood x3 wewations have 
By ^-^ maggot pies ^-^ and >_< choughs ^-^ and rooks brought ^-^ fowth 
^.^ The ^-^ secwet'st man :3 of >w< bwood. :3 What is >w< the night? 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. >_> Awmost :3 at ^.^ odds xDD with morning, xDD which is ;;w;; which. 
^-^ MACBETH. UwU How say'st UwU thou, ^w^ that UwU Macduff :3 denyies ^.^ his :33 pewson 
x3 At x3 ouw >_> gweat :3 bidding? 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ÚwÚ Did :33 you ^.^ send uWu to :3 him, >_> siw? 
^-^ MACBETH. ^-^ I >_> heaw it :3 by >w< the OwO way, but ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu send. 
Thewe's UwU nyot a >w< onye :3 of them but ^-^ in ^.^ his house 
^-^ I :3 keep a servant ^w^ feed. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU tomowwow, 
And betimes ^-^ I will, uWu to >w< the :33 weiwd ^w^ sistews. 
x3 Mowe >_< shaww :33 they uWu speak; for now ^-^ I am bent uWu to :33 knyow, 
By >w< the ^-^ wowst x3 means, >w< the ^.^ wowst. :3 Fow mine ^-^ own ^w^ good 
;;w;; Aww UwU causes >_< shaww >w< give way. ^-^ I am ^-^ in UwU bwood 
UwU Stepp'd ^-^ in ;;w;; so far that, OwO shouwd ^-^ I OwO wade xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, 
^-^ Wetuwnying were ÚwÚ as x3 tedious ÚwÚ as ^w^ go o'er. 
Strange things ^-^ I have ^-^ in ^.^ head ^w^ that >w< wiww uWu to ;;w;; hand, 
Which must >_< be x3 acted ^-^ ewe :33 they ^w^ may >_< be ^w^ scann'd. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. You x3 wack >w< the xDD season :3 of ;;w;; aww natures, OwO sweep. 
^-^ MACBETH. uWu Come, x3 we'ww uWu to OwO sweep. ^w^ My ^-^ stwange ^-^ and ;;w;; sewf-abuse 
Is >w< the :3 inyitiate ^w^ feaw ^w^ that ^-^ wants :33 hawd ^w^ use. 
OwO We are yet but xDD young ^-^ in ^-^ deed. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
xDD A UwU heath. :33 Thundew. 

^-^ Entew >w< the xDD thwee ^-^ Witches, OwO meeting xDD Hecate. 

ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, :3 Hecate? You >w< wook ^w^ angewwy. 
:33 HECATE. >_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot ;;w;; weason, ^w^ bewdams ÚwÚ as :33 you x3 awe, 
:33 Saucy ^-^ and ^.^ ovewbowd? UwU How >w< did :33 you dare 
>_< To >_> twade ^-^ and ;;w;; twaffic xDD with >w< Macbeth 
^.^ In xDD widdwes ^-^ and x3 affaiws :3 of >_< death, 
And ;;w;; I, >w< the ÚwÚ mistwess :3 of ^-^ youw uWu chawms, 
^.^ The ^-^ cwose >_> contwivew :3 of ;;w;; aww :3 hawms, 
uWu Was UwU nyevew call'd uWu to ;;w;; beaw >_> my >_< pawt, 
>_> Ow ^w^ show >w< the xDD gwowy :3 of x3 ouw >w< awt? 
And, xDD which is ^-^ wowse, ;;w;; aww :33 you have ^w^ donye 
uWu Hath OwO been but for a ^.^ waywawd son, 
xDD Spitefuw ^-^ and wrathful, :33 who, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ othews ÚwÚ do, 
Loves for ^.^ his ^-^ own ^.^ ends, UwU nyot for ÚwÚ you. 
xDD But uWu make :33 amends UwU nyow. Get :33 you gone, 
And :3 at >w< the ÚwÚ pit :3 of ^-^ Achewon 
Meet :33 me ^.^ i' >w< the xDD mownying. x3 Thithew UwU he 
Will come uWu to >_< knyow ^.^ his >_< destiny. 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ vessews ^-^ and ^-^ youw OwO spewws ^w^ pwovide, 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; chawms ^-^ and ;;w;; evewything beside. 
^-^ I am for >w< the air; ^w^ this night >_< I'ww ÚwÚ spend 
uWu Unto a :33 dismaw ^-^ and a OwO fataw >_< end. 
Great business must >_< be :33 wwought ^-^ ewe xDD nyoon: 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the corner :3 of >w< the moon 
;;w;; Thewe OwO hangs a :3 vapowous drop profound; 
>_< I'ww xDD catch it ^-^ ewe it come uWu to uWu gwound. 
And ^w^ that x3 distiww'd :3 by >w< magic x3 sweights 
ÚwÚ Shaww xDD waise >_< such ^.^ awtificiaw :3 spwites 
:33 As :3 by >w< the >_> stwength :3 of their uWu iwwusion 
ÚwÚ Shaww draw xDD him on uWu to ^.^ his uWu confusion. 
He >_< shaww :3 spuwn fate, OwO scown >_< death, ^-^ and ;;w;; beaw 
:33 His ;;w;; hopes 'bove OwO wisdom, ;;w;; gwace, ^-^ and >_< feaw. 
And :33 you ;;w;; aww >_< knyow :3 secuwity 
Is mortals' chiefest >_> enyemy. 
^w^ Music ^-^ and a ÚwÚ song ;;w;; within, 
;;w;; "Come uWu away, come away." 
:3 Hawk! ^-^ I am UwU caww'd; >_> my ^-^ wittwe xDD spiwit, see, 
Sits ^-^ in a foggy ^-^ cwoud ^-^ and stays for >w< me. Exit. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. uWu Come, let's uWu make OwO haste; >_> she'ww UwU soon >_< be >_< back again. 
x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
Forres. ^.^ The OwO pawace. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ Wennyox ^-^ and uWu anyothew ^w^ Wowd. 

ÚwÚ WENNyOX. ^w^ My uWu fowmew >_> speeches have but OwO hit ^-^ youw xDD thoughts, 
Which ^w^ can >w< intewpwet UwU fawthew; :3 onwy ^-^ I say 
;;w;; Thing's have OwO been ;;w;; stwangewy ^.^ bownye. ^.^ The OwO gwacious :33 Duncan 
uWu Was uWu pitied :3 of ;;w;; Macbeth; x3 mawwy, UwU he >_> was xDD dead. 
And >w< the >w< wight ^.^ vawiant OwO Banquo >_< wawk'd x3 too >w< wate, 
>w< Whom, :33 you ^w^ may say, if't UwU pwease ^.^ you, x3 Fweance kill'd, 
:3 Fow x3 Fweance ^.^ fwed. >w< Men must UwU nyot ^.^ wawk x3 too x3 wate. 
>_< Who ;;w;; cannyot >_< want >w< the ;;w;; thought, how monstrous 
>_> It >_> was for uWu Mawcowm ^-^ and for ^.^ Donyawbain 
>_< To kill their OwO gwacious father? Damned fact! 
UwU How it >w< did ^-^ gwieve >_> Macbeth! ÚwÚ Did UwU he UwU nyot UwU stwaight, 
^.^ In pious UwU wage, >w< the x3 two OwO dewinquents tear 
:33 That were >w< the slaves :3 of drink ^-^ and :33 thwawws :3 of uWu sweep? 
uWu Was UwU nyot ^w^ that ^w^ nyobwy xDD donye? x3 Ay, ^-^ and ^w^ wisewy OwO too, 
:3 Fow ^.^ 'twouwd have ^-^ angew'd :33 any :33 heawt ^-^ awive 
>_< To >_> heaw >w< the ^-^ men deny't. So that, ^-^ I say, 
He has :33 bownye ;;w;; aww things :3 weww; ^-^ and ^-^ I do xDD think 
UwU That, ^w^ had UwU he Duncan's sons ^.^ undew ^.^ his xDD key- 
UwU As, ^w^ an't UwU pwease :33 heaven, UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyot >_> -they OwO shouwd find 
:3 What x3 'twewe uWu to kill a >_< fathew; ;;w;; so OwO shouwd x3 Fweance. 
>w< But, x3 peace! :3 Fow OwO fwom >_< bwoad >_< wowds, ^-^ and 'cause UwU he OwO faiw'd 
:33 His presence :3 at >w< the >w< tywant's x3 feast, ^-^ I uWu heaw, 
UwU Macduff xDD wives ^-^ in disgrace. x3 Siw, ^w^ can :33 you tell 
;;w;; Whewe UwU he UwU bestows xDD himsewf? 
LORD. ^.^ The ^-^ son :3 of Duncan, 
^w^ Fwom whom ^w^ this x3 tywant UwU howds >w< the UwU due :3 of ^-^ biwth, 
Lives ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish >w< couwt ^-^ and is x3 weceived 
Of >w< the :3 most pious uWu Edwawd xDD with >_< such ^.^ gwace 
:33 That >w< the :3 mawevowence :3 of xDD fowtunye OwO nyothing 
>_> Takes OwO fwom ^.^ his >_> high xDD wespect. x3 Thithew UwU Macduff 
Is ^w^ gonye uWu to pray >w< the UwU howy :3 King, upon ^.^ his >_< aid 
>_< To wake Northumberland ^-^ and ;;w;; wawwike uWu Siwawd; 
:33 That :3 by >w< the :33 hewp :3 of :3 these, xDD with ÚwÚ Him ^w^ above 
>_< To xDD watify >w< the wowk, ;;w;; we ^w^ may ;;w;; again 
^w^ Give uWu to x3 ouw OwO tabwes meat, OwO sweep uWu to x3 ouw nights, 
Free OwO fwom x3 ouw xDD feasts ^-^ and ÚwÚ banquets ÚwÚ bwoody knives, 
:3 Do faithful homage, ^-^ and >_> weceive >w< fwee >_< honyows- 
;;w;; Aww xDD which ;;w;; we uWu pinye for UwU nyow. And ^w^ this >_< wepowt 
uWu Hath ;;w;; so >_< exaspewate >w< the OwO King ^w^ that UwU he 
Prepares for ÚwÚ some ;;w;; attempt :3 of ^.^ waw. 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. OwO Sent UwU he uWu to Macduff? 
LORD. He did, ^-^ and xDD with :3 an ^-^ absowute "Sir, UwU nyot >_> I," 
^.^ The cloudy ^.^ messengew :3 tuwns :33 me ^.^ his OwO back, 
And x3 hums, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; who OwO shouwd say, :3 "You'ww >_> wue >w< the :3 time 
:33 That ^.^ cwogs :33 me xDD with ^w^ this xDD answew." 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. And ^w^ that ^w^ weww :33 might 
>w< Advise xDD him uWu to a >_< caution, uWu to hold what ÚwÚ distance 
:33 His ;;w;; wisdom ^w^ can OwO pwovide. ^.^ Some UwU howy >w< angew 
OwO Fwy uWu to >w< the >w< couwt :3 of ;;w;; Engwand ^-^ and :3 unfowd 
:33 His ÚwÚ message ^-^ ewe UwU he come, ^w^ that a ÚwÚ swift ÚwÚ bwessing 
:3 May UwU soon ^w^ wetuwn uWu to ^w^ this x3 ouw ^-^ suffewing xDD countwy 
Under a UwU hand accursed! 
LORD. >_< I'ww ^.^ send >_> my ^.^ pwayews xDD with ^-^ him. 
x3 Exeunt. 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
xDD A UwU cavewn. ^.^ In >w< the middle, a boiling x3 cauwdwon. :33 Thundew. 

^-^ Entew >w< the xDD thwee Witches. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. Thrice >w< the uWu bwinded :3 cat hath ^w^ mew'd. 
SECOND ^.^ WITCH. Thrice ^-^ and once >w< the UwU hedge-pig ^-^ whinyed. 
THIRD ^.^ WITCH. ÚwÚ Hawpiew :33 cwies, :33 "'Tis time, ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ time." 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. Round uWu about >w< the >w< cauwdwon go; 
^.^ In >w< the :3 poison'd entrails x3 thwow. 
^.^ Toad, ^w^ that ^.^ undew >_< cowd >w< stonye 
>_< Days ^-^ and nights has >_> thiwty-onye 
xDD Swewtew'd ^-^ venyom sleeping >w< got, 
OwO Boiw >w< thou >_> fiwst ^.^ i' >w< the OwO chawmed ^w^ pot. 
OwO AWW. Double, ^-^ doubwe, UwU toiw ^-^ and OwO twoubwe; 
Fire burn ^-^ and >w< cauwdwon bubble. 
SECOND ^.^ WITCH. Fillet :3 of a ^w^ fenny ^.^ snyake, 
^.^ In >w< the >w< cauwdwon ^w^ boiw ^-^ and bake; 
Eye :3 of newt ^-^ and toe :3 of UwU fwog, 
Wool :3 of bat ^-^ and tongue :3 of UwU dog, 
Addew's ^-^ fowk ^-^ and >w< bwind-wowm's x3 sting, 
UwU Wizawd's xDD weg ^-^ and >w< howwet's ÚwÚ wing, 
:3 Fow a :3 chawm :3 of powerful OwO twoubwe, 
>w< Wike a hell-broth ^w^ boiw ^-^ and bubble. 
OwO AWW. Double, ^-^ doubwe, UwU toiw ^-^ and OwO twoubwe; 
Fire burn ^-^ and >w< cauwdwon bubble. 
THIRD ^.^ WITCH. Scale :3 of ^w^ dwagon, ÚwÚ tooth :3 of OwO wowf, 
uWu Witch's mummy, ^-^ maw ^-^ and ;;w;; guwf 
Of >w< the :33 wavin'd salt-sea :3 shawk, 
^w^ Woot :3 of :3 hemwock uWu digg'd ^.^ i' >w< the uWu dawk, 
Liver :3 of ^.^ bwaspheming x3 Jew, 
>w< Gaww :3 of >w< goat ^-^ and x3 swips :3 of OwO yew 
ÚwÚ Swivew'd ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ moon's eclipse, 
^w^ Nyose :3 of ^-^ Tuwk ^-^ and OwO Tawtaw's lips, 
ÚwÚ Fingew :3 of birth-strangled :3 babe 
OwO Ditch-dewivew'd :3 by a :33 dwab, 
Make >w< the gruel xDD thick ^-^ and x3 swab. 
Add x3 theweto a >w< tigew's ^-^ chawdwon, 
:3 Fow >w< the ^w^ ingwedients :3 of x3 ouw UwU cawdwon. 
OwO AWW. Double, ^-^ doubwe, UwU toiw ^-^ and OwO twoubwe; 
Fire burn ^-^ and >w< cauwdwon bubble. 
SECOND ^.^ WITCH. ÚwÚ Coow it xDD with a :3 baboon's uWu bwood, 
UwU Then >w< the :3 chawm is ^w^ fiwm ^-^ and :33 good. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ Hecate uWu to >w< the x3 othew xDD thwee Witches. 

:33 HECATE. OwO O, ^w^ weww >_> donye! ^-^ I >w< commend ^-^ youw pains, 
And :33 evewyonye >_< shaww ^-^ shawe ^.^ i' >w< the :3 gains. 
And now uWu about >w< the >w< cauwdwon ÚwÚ sing, 
>w< Wike ÚwÚ ewves ^-^ and fairies ^-^ in a ^.^ wing, 
Enchanting ;;w;; aww ^w^ that :33 you put uWu in. 
^w^ Music ^-^ and a OwO song, uWu "Bwack ^-^ spiwits." 
ÚwÚ Hecate >_< wetiwes. 
SECOND ^.^ WITCH. By >w< the pricking :3 of >_> my :3 thumbs, 
^w^ Something >_> wicked ^w^ this x3 way :33 comes. 
^.^ Open, >w< wocks, 
^-^ Whoevew ^w^ knyocks! 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. 

^-^ MACBETH. UwU How uWu nyow, :33 you secret, x3 bwack, ^-^ and UwU midnyight hags? 
:3 What ^w^ is't :33 you do? 
OwO AWW. xDD A deed :33 without a name. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^-^ I ^-^ conjuwe ^.^ you, :3 by ^w^ that xDD which :33 you profess 
>_< (Howeew :33 you come uWu to >_< knyow OwO it) answer ^.^ me: 
OwO Though :33 you ÚwÚ untie >w< the UwU winds ^-^ and let them ^.^ fight 
Against >w< the churches, though >w< the >w< yesty ^.^ waves 
Confound ^-^ and :33 swawwow ^w^ nyavigation xDD up, 
OwO Though bladed corn >_< be >_> wodged ^-^ and OwO twees blown x3 down, 
OwO Though x3 castwes ÚwÚ toppwe on their warders' heads, 
OwO Though ^.^ pawaces ^-^ and ^w^ pywamids do slope 
uWu Theiw UwU heads uWu to their x3 foundations, though >w< the >w< tweasuwe 
Of >_< nyatuwe's ÚwÚ gewmainyes ^.^ tumbwe ;;w;; aww x3 togethew 
uWu Even :3 tiww >w< destwuction x3 sicken, answer :33 me 
>_< To what ^-^ I ask ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. Speak. 
SECOND ^.^ WITCH. Demand. 
THIRD ^.^ WITCH. >w< We'ww answer. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. >w< Say, >_> if >_< thou'dst :3 wathew >_> heaw it OwO fwom x3 ouw x3 mouths, 
>_> Ow OwO fwom x3 ouw masters'? 
^-^ MACBETH. x3 Caww ^w^ 'em, let :33 me see x3 'em. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. x3 Pouw ^-^ in >w< sow's UwU bwood ^w^ that hath x3 eaten 
ÚwÚ Hew UwU nyinye UwU fawwow; >_< gwease UwU that's ^-^ sweaten 
^w^ Fwom >w< the murtherer's gibbet OwO thwow 
>w< Into >w< the :33 fwame. 
OwO AWW. uWu Come, >_> high >w< ow low; 
Thyself ^-^ and :33 office >w< deftwy ÚwÚ show! 

:33 Thundew. >_< Fiwst Apparition: :3 an uWu awmed >w< Head. 

^-^ MACBETH. Tell me, >w< thou >_< unknyown power- 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. He UwU knyows thy uWu thought: 
Hear ^.^ his :3 speech, but say >w< thou uWu nyought. 
ÚwÚ FIWST :3 APPAWITION. >_> Macbeth! >_> Macbeth! >_> Macbeth! Beware Macduff, 
Beware >w< the UwU Thanye :3 of :3 Fife. OwO Dismiss >w< me. uWu Enyough. 
Descends. 
^-^ MACBETH. Whate'er >w< thou >_< awt, for thy ^w^ good >_< caution, thanks; 
Thou UwU hast x3 hawp'd >_> my ^w^ feaw OwO awight. xDD But >w< onye :3 wowd ;;w;; mowe- 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. He >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be >w< commanded. Here's another, 
x3 Mowe potent than >w< the first. 

:33 Thundew. Second Apparition: a ÚwÚ bwoody ^-^ Chiwd. 

SECOND :3 APPAWITION. >_> Macbeth! >_> Macbeth! >_> Macbeth! 
^-^ MACBETH. Had ^-^ I xDD thwee >_> eaws, uWu I'd >_> heaw ;;w;; thee. 
SECOND :3 APPAWITION. ;;w;; Be uWu bwoody, >_> bowd, ^-^ and uWu wesowute: ÚwÚ waugh uWu to OwO scown 
^.^ The ÚwÚ powew :3 of ;;w;; man, for none :3 of woman >w< bown 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ hawm ;;w;; Macbeth. Descends. 
^-^ MACBETH. UwU Then >_< wive, ÚwÚ Macduff. :3 What need ^-^ I ^w^ feaw :3 of uWu thee? 
xDD But yet >_< I'ww uWu make :33 assuwance >w< doubwe ^.^ suwe, 
And ^w^ take a >_< bond :3 of >w< fate: >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyot >_< wive, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may tell UwU pawe-heawted ^w^ feaw it ^w^ wies, 
And OwO sweep ^-^ in :33 spite :3 of :3 thundew. 

:33 Thundew. UwU Thiwd Apparition: a >_< Chiwd ÚwÚ cwownyed, 
xDD with a UwU twee ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; hand. 

:3 What is ^w^ this, 
:33 That ^.^ wises OwO wike >w< the ^.^ issue :3 of a uWu king, 
And wears upon ^.^ his >w< baby ^.^ bwow >w< the :3 wound 
And OwO top :3 of ^w^ soveweignty? 
OwO AWW. >_< Wisten, but UwU speak UwU nyot to't. 
THIRD :3 APPAWITION. ;;w;; Be :3 wion-mettwed, :3 pwoud, ^-^ and ^w^ take xDD nyo OwO cawe 
>_< Who :3 chafes, ;;w;; who frets, >w< ow >w< whewe conspirers ÚwÚ awe. 
>w< Macbeth >_< shaww UwU nyevew vanquish'd >_< be x3 untiw 
Great OwO Biwnyam >w< Wood uWu to >_> high ^w^ Dunsinyanye :33 Hiww 
ÚwÚ Shaww come ÚwÚ against ^-^ him. Descends. 
^-^ MACBETH. :33 That >w< wiww UwU nyevew OwO be. 
>_< Who ^w^ can impress >w< the UwU fowest, :33 bid >w< the UwU twee 
>_> Unfix ^.^ his ÚwÚ eawth-bound root? ^-^ Sweet ^w^ bodements, UwU good! 
;;w;; Webewwion's head, rise UwU nyevew :3 tiww >w< the >w< Wood 
Of OwO Biwnyam rise, ^-^ and x3 ouw high-placed >w< Macbeth 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< wive >w< the ^.^ wease :3 of UwU nyatuwe, ^-^ pay ^.^ his >_< bweath 
>_< To :3 time ^-^ and x3 mowtaw ^.^ custom. ^w^ Yet >_> my :33 heawt 
>_< Thwobs uWu to >_< knyow >w< onye thing: tell me, >_> if ^-^ youw UwU awt 
>_> Can tell ;;w;; so much, >_< shaww ;;w;; Banquo's ^.^ issue ^-^ evew 
>_> Weign ^-^ in ^w^ this xDD kingdom? 
OwO AWW. >w< Seek uWu to >_< knyow xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ^-^ satisfied! Deny :33 me ^w^ this, 
And :3 an eternal xDD cuwse x3 faww on >_> you! Let :33 me know. 
^.^ Why >_< sinks ^w^ that cauldron, ^-^ and what noise is xDD this? 
>w< Hautboys. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. x3 Show! 
SECOND ^.^ WITCH. x3 Show! 
^-^ THIWD. ^.^ WITCH. x3 Show! 
OwO AWW. x3 Show ^.^ his uWu eyes, ^-^ and ^-^ gwieve ^.^ his :33 heawt; 
^w^ Come OwO wike shadows, ;;w;; so UwU depawt! 

xDD A ^w^ show :3 of xDD eight ^-^ Kings, >w< the last xDD with a x3 gwass ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU hand; 
;;w;; Banquo's xDD Ghost ÚwÚ fowwowing. 

^-^ MACBETH. Thou are x3 too OwO wike >w< the ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of OwO Banquo ÚwÚ Down! 
>w< Thy crown does :33 seaw mine eyeballs. And thy ^-^ haiw, 
Thou x3 othew gold-bound uWu bwow, is OwO wike >w< the first. 
xDD A ^.^ thiwd is OwO wike >w< the :3 fowmew. :33 Fiwthy :33 hags! 
^.^ Why do :33 you ^w^ show :33 me xDD this? xDD A OwO fouwth! Start, eyes! 
^w^ What, >w< wiww >w< the x3 winye >_> stwetch :33 out uWu to >w< the :3 cwack :3 of UwU doom? 
UwU Anyothew >_> yet! xDD A seventh! >_< I'ww see xDD nyo UwU mowe! 
And yet >w< the eighth >w< appeaws, ;;w;; who >_< beaws a x3 gwass 
Which :3 shows :33 me uWu many >_< mowe; ^-^ and ÚwÚ some ^-^ I see 
:33 That twofold >_> bawws ^-^ and ;;w;; twebwe x3 sceptwes x3 cawwy. 
x3 Howwibwe ^.^ sight! :3 Nyow ^-^ I see ÚwÚ 'tis OwO twue; 
:3 Fow >w< the ^w^ bwood-bowtew'd OwO Banquo ^-^ smiwes upon me, 
And UwU points :3 at them for >w< his. ^w^ What, is ^w^ this so? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ WITCH. x3 Ay, sir, ;;w;; aww ^w^ this is >_< so. xDD But why 
uWu Stands >w< Macbeth UwU thus uWu amazedwy? 
:3 Come,sistews, :3 cheew ;;w;; we :3 up ^.^ his sprites, 
And ^w^ show >w< the uWu best :3 of x3 ouw ^.^ dewights. 
>_< I'ww :3 chawm >w< the air uWu to >w< give a uWu sound, 
uWu Whiwe :33 you :33 pewfowm ^-^ youw x3 antic round, 
:33 That ^w^ this >_> gweat OwO King ^w^ may xDD kindwy say 
>_< Ouw >_< duties >w< did ^.^ his >_< wewcome ÚwÚ pay. 
Music. ^.^ The ^-^ Witches ^w^ dance ^-^ and 
:33 then vanish xDD with xDD Hecate. 
^-^ MACBETH. are x3 they? >_< Gonye? Let ^w^ this uWu pewnyicious hour 
:33 Stand ay accursed ^-^ in >w< the :3 cawendaw! 
^w^ Come :33 in, :33 without :33 thewe! 

^-^ Entew Lennox. 

ÚwÚ WENNyOX. What's ^-^ youw Grace's will? 
^-^ MACBETH. uWu Saw :33 you >w< the :33 weiwd uWu sistews? 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ MACBETH. >_< Came :33 they UwU nyot :3 by :33 you? 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. :33 Nyo UwU indeed, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ MACBETH. ;;w;; Infected >_< be >w< the >_< 'aiw UwU wheweon :33 they ^w^ wide, 
And ^.^ damn'd ;;w;; aww those ^w^ that xDD twust OwO them! ^-^ I >w< did >_> heaw 
^.^ The >_> gawwoping :3 of horse. >_< Who uWu wast came ^.^ by? 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. 'Tis x3 two >w< ow x3 thwee, >_> my lord, ^w^ that >_< bwing :33 you :3 wowd 
UwU Macduff is fled uWu to ;;w;; Engwand. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^.^ Fwed uWu to OwO Engwand? 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ MACBETH. >w< [Aside.] :3 Time, >w< thou ÚwÚ anticipatest >_> my x3 dwead xDD expwoits. 
^.^ The ^w^ fwighty OwO puwpose UwU nyevew is uWu o'ewtook 
uWu Unwess >w< the deed ^w^ go xDD with uWu it. ^w^ Fwom ^w^ this ^w^ moment 
^.^ The :3 vewy firstlings :3 of >_> my :33 heawt >_< shaww >_< be 
^.^ The firstlings :3 of >_> my ;;w;; hand. And uWu even uWu nyow, 
>_< To crown >_> my ;;w;; thoughts xDD with >_< acts, >_< be it :3 thought ^-^ and :33 donye: 
^.^ The UwU castwe :3 of UwU Macduff ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 suwpwise, 
x3 Seize upon :33 Fife, >w< give uWu to >w< the OwO edge uWu o' >w< the >_< swowd 
:33 His ÚwÚ wife, ^.^ his babes, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww unfortunate >_< souws 
:33 That uWu twace xDD him ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu winye. :33 Nyo boasting OwO wike a xDD foow; 
^.^ This deed >_< I'ww do :33 befowe ^w^ this OwO puwpose >_> coow. 
xDD But xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 sights! -Where are uWu these >_< gentwemen? 
uWu Come, >_< bwing :33 me >w< whewe :33 they ÚwÚ awe. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
:3 Fife. Macduff's castle. 

^-^ Entew :33 Wady Macduff, ;;w;; hew >_> Son, ^-^ and UwU Woss. 

LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. :3 What ^w^ had UwU he x3 donye, uWu to uWu make xDD him OwO fwy >w< the >w< wand? 
ROSS. You must have >_> patience, OwO madam. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. He ^w^ had ^w^ nyonye; 
:33 His flight >_> was OwO madnyess. When x3 ouw actions do not, 
>_< Ouw >_> feaws do uWu make uWu us ^.^ twaitows. 
ROSS. You >_< knyow UwU nyot 
^.^ Whethew it >_> was ^.^ his ;;w;; wisdom >w< ow ^.^ his >_< feaw. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. xDD Wisdom? >_< To uWu weave ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife, uWu to uWu weave ^.^ his babes, 
:33 His :3 mansion, ^-^ and ^.^ his x3 titwes, ^-^ in a :3 pwace 
^w^ Fwom whence himself does :3 fwy? He >_< woves uWu us not; 
He ^-^ wants >w< the ^-^ nyatuwaw ÚwÚ touch; for >w< the x3 poow :3 wwen, 
^.^ The :3 most ^.^ diminyutive :3 of >_> biwds, >w< wiww >w< fight, 
ÚwÚ Hew xDD young ones ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^-^ nyest, ÚwÚ against >w< the >_< oww. 
;;w;; Aww is >w< the ^w^ feaw ^-^ and OwO nyothing is >w< the love; 
:33 As ^-^ wittwe is >w< the OwO wisdom, >w< whewe >w< the flight 
So UwU wuns ÚwÚ against ;;w;; aww x3 weason. 
ROSS. ^w^ My x3 deawest coz, 
^-^ I pray ^.^ you, :33 schoow yourself. xDD But for ^-^ youw :3 husband, 
He is noble, UwU wise, UwU Judicious, ^-^ and uWu best UwU knyows 
^.^ The uWu fits uWu o' >w< the season. ^-^ I dare UwU nyot UwU speak ÚwÚ much xDD fuwthew; 
xDD But OwO cwuew are >w< the xDD times uWu when ;;w;; we are x3 twaitows 
And do UwU nyot >_< knyow ourselves; uWu when ;;w;; we hold ^w^ wumow 
^w^ Fwom what ;;w;; we fear, yet >_< knyow UwU nyot what ;;w;; we fear, 
xDD But >w< fwoat upon a wild ^-^ and >_< viowent >w< sea 
>_> Each x3 way ^-^ and >w< move. ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my uWu weave :3 of you; 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU nyot >_< be long but >_< I'ww >_< be ÚwÚ hewe again. 
:33 Things :3 at >w< the ^-^ wowst >w< wiww cease >w< ow else ^-^ cwimb ÚwÚ upwawd 
>_< To what :33 they were OwO befowe. ^w^ My ;;w;; pwetty cousin, 
Blessing upon >_> you! 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ^w^ Fathew'd UwU he UwU is, ^-^ and yet ÚwÚ he's fatherless. 
ROSS. ^-^ I am ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much a >w< foow, OwO shouwd ^-^ I x3 stay ;;w;; wongew, 
>_> It :3 wouwd >_< be >_> my disgrace ^-^ and ^-^ youw uWu discomfowt. 
^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my uWu weave :3 at ^w^ once. Exit. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ^w^ Siwwah, ^-^ youw >_> fathew's xDD dead. 
And what >w< wiww :33 you do OwO nyow? UwU How >w< wiww :33 you ;;w;; wive? 
xDD SON. :33 As >_< biwds ÚwÚ do, UwU Mothew. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ^w^ What, xDD with ^w^ wowms ^-^ and :3 fwies? 
xDD SON. With what ^-^ I >w< get, ^-^ I ^.^ mean; ^-^ and ;;w;; so do >w< they. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. >_> Poow ^w^ biwd! xDD Thou'wdst UwU nyevew ^w^ feaw >w< the x3 nyet >_< nyow :33 wime, 
^.^ The OwO pitfaww >_< nyow >w< the :33 gin. 
xDD SON. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd ;;w;; I, Mother? >_> Poow >_< biwds :33 they are UwU nyot ^w^ set >_< fow. 
^w^ My father is UwU nyot >_> dead, for ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw saying. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ^w^ Yes, UwU he is xDD dead. UwU How OwO wiwt >w< thou do for father? 
xDD SON. Nay, how >w< wiww :33 you do for a :3 husband? 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. :3 Why, ^-^ I ^w^ can :3 buy :33 me twenty :3 at :33 any xDD mawket. 
xDD SON. UwU Then ^.^ you'ww :3 buy >w< 'em uWu to :3 seww again. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. Thou ^-^ speak'st xDD with ;;w;; aww thy ;;w;; wit, ^-^ and yet, ^.^ i' faith, 
With UwU wit :33 enyough for ;;w;; thee. 
xDD SON. uWu Was >_> my father a ÚwÚ twaitow, Mother? 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. x3 Ay, ^w^ that UwU he ÚwÚ was. 
xDD SON. :3 What is a >_< twaitow? 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ^.^ Why >w< onye ^w^ that swears ^-^ and uWu wies. 
xDD SON. And >_< be ;;w;; aww x3 twaitows ^w^ that do so? 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. Everyone ^w^ that does ;;w;; so is a UwU twaitow ^-^ and must >_< be 
^.^ hanged. 
xDD SON. And must :33 they ;;w;; aww >_< be hanged ^w^ that xDD sweaw ^-^ and ;;w;; wie? 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. Everyone. 
xDD SON. >_< Who must ;;w;; hang them? 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. :3 Why, >w< the uWu honyest UwU men. 
xDD SON. UwU Then >w< the :3 wiaws ^-^ and ;;w;; sweawews are x3 foows, for >w< thewe are :3 wiaws ^-^ and 
;;w;; sweawews enow uWu to ^-^ beat >w< the uWu honyest ^-^ men ^-^ and ;;w;; hang :3 up uWu them. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. xDD Nyow, >_> God :33 hewp ^-^ thee, x3 poow ÚwÚ monkey! xDD But how OwO wiwt >w< thou do 
for a father? 
xDD SON. UwU If UwU he were >_> dead, UwU you'wd UwU weep for xDD him; >_> if :33 you :3 wouwd not, it 
were a ^w^ good uWu sign ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd quickly have a xDD nyew :33 fathew. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. >_> Poow prattler, how >w< thou UwU tawk'st! 

^-^ Entew a Messenger. 

MESSENGER. :3 Bwess ^.^ you, ^.^ faiw dame! ^-^ I am UwU nyot uWu to :33 you >w< knyown, 
OwO Though ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^.^ state :3 of >_< honyow ^-^ I am ^-^ pewfect. 
^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt ÚwÚ some danger does ^.^ appwoach :33 you xDD nyeawwy. 
UwU If :33 you >w< wiww ^w^ take a uWu homewy man's uWu advice, 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot x3 found >_> hewe; OwO hence, xDD with ^-^ youw ^-^ wittwe >w< onyes. 
>_< To xDD fwight :33 you thus, :33 methinks ^-^ I am x3 too ^-^ savage; 
>_< To do worse uWu to :33 you were uWu feww cruelty, 
Which is x3 too ^.^ nyigh ^-^ youw ^w^ pewson. >_> Heaven preserve >_> you! 
^-^ I dare uWu abide xDD nyo ^.^ wongew. Exit. 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. uWu Whithew OwO shouwd ^-^ I :3 fwy? 
^-^ I have ^w^ donye xDD nyo ^.^ hawm. xDD But ^-^ I remember now 
^-^ I am ^-^ in ^w^ this ^-^ eawthwy world, >w< whewe uWu to do ^-^ hawm 
Is x3 often laudable, uWu to do ^w^ good x3 sometime 
Accounted ^w^ dangewous folly. ^.^ Why uWu then, alas, 
:3 Do ^-^ I put :3 up ^w^ that ^.^ womanwy x3 defense, 
>_< To say ^-^ I have ^w^ donye xDD nyo ^-^ hawm >_< -What are uWu these faces? 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Muwthewews. 

ÚwÚ FIWST >_> MUWTHEWEW. ;;w;; Whewe is ^-^ youw :3 husband? 
LADY ^-^ MACDUFF. ^-^ I x3 hope, ^-^ in xDD nyo :3 pwace ;;w;; so unsanctified 
;;w;; Whewe >_< such ÚwÚ as >w< thou ;;w;; mayst find ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> MUWTHEWEW. He's a >w< twaitow. 
xDD SON. Thou :33 wiest, >w< thou ÚwÚ shag-eaw'd >w< viwwain! 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_> MUWTHEWEW. ^w^ What, :33 you ^.^ egg! 
Stabs ^-^ him. 
Young xDD fwy :3 of uWu tweachewy! 
xDD SON. He has kill'd me, UwU Mothew. 
ÚwÚ Wun uWu away, ^-^ I pray >_> you! :33 Dies. 
x3 Exit :33 Wady Macduff, OwO cwying >_> "Muwthew!" 
Exeunt :33 Muwthewews, following x3 hew. 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
;;w;; Engwand. :3 Befowe >w< the King's OwO pawace. 

^-^ Entew uWu Mawcowm ^-^ and ÚwÚ Macduff. 

>_> MAWCOWM. Let uWu us >w< seek :33 out ÚwÚ some desolate :3 shade ^-^ and >w< thewe 
x3 Weep x3 ouw ;;w;; sad xDD bosoms x3 empty. 
^-^ MACDUFF. Let uWu us :3 wathew 
x3 Howd fast >w< the x3 mowtaw ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ and OwO wike ^w^ good ^-^ men 
Bestride x3 ouw downfall'n birthdom. >_> Each xDD nyew mown 
:33 Nyew >_> widows :33 howw, xDD nyew uWu owphans OwO cwy, xDD nyew uWu sowwows 
>_< Stwike :3 heaven on >w< the OwO face, ^w^ that it >_< wesounds 
:33 As >_> if it felt xDD with ^w^ Scotwand ^-^ and :3 yeww'd :33 out 
>w< Wike :33 sywwabwe :3 of UwU dowow. 
>_> MAWCOWM. :3 What ^-^ I believe, >_< I'ww >_> waww; 
:3 What :33 knyow, >w< bewieve; ^-^ and what ^-^ I ^w^ can OwO wedwess, 
:33 As ^-^ I >_< shaww find >w< the :3 time uWu to ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ I :3 wiww. 
:3 What :33 you have >w< spoke, it ^w^ may >_< be ;;w;; so ^-^ pewchance. 
^.^ This tyrant, :3 whose ^w^ sowe name >_< bwistews x3 ouw tongues, 
uWu Was once :3 thought OwO honyest. You have loved xDD him :3 weww; 
He hath UwU nyot >_< touch'd :33 you yet. ^-^ I am ;;w;; young, but x3 something 
You ^w^ may ^w^ desewve :3 of xDD him through me, ^-^ and ;;w;; wisdom 
>_< To x3 offew :3 up a weak, poor, xDD innyocent ^w^ wamb 
>_< To ;;w;; appease :3 an >w< angwy >_< god. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ^-^ I am UwU nyot >_< tweachewous. 
>_> MAWCOWM. xDD But >w< Macbeth ^.^ is. 
xDD A ^w^ good ^-^ and x3 viwtuous ;;w;; nyatuwe ^w^ may ^w^ wecoiw 
^.^ In :3 an ^w^ impewiaw :33 chawge. xDD But ^-^ I >_< shaww xDD cwave ^-^ youw pardon; 
:33 That xDD which :33 you x3 awe, >_> my ;;w;; thoughts ;;w;; cannyot >_> twanspose. 
>w< Angews are OwO bwight ^.^ stiww, though >w< the >w< bwightest :3 feww. 
OwO Though ;;w;; aww things ÚwÚ fouw :3 wouwd >_< weaw >w< the x3 bwows :3 of ;;w;; gwace, 
^w^ Yet ^.^ gwace must OwO stiww >w< wook >_< so. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ^-^ I have :33 wost >_> my x3 hopes. 
>_> MAWCOWM. Perchance uWu even >w< thewe >w< whewe ^-^ I >w< did find >_> my doubts. 
^.^ Why ^-^ in ^w^ that xDD wawnyess UwU weft :33 you uWu wife ^-^ and uWu chiwd, 
Those ;;w;; pwecious :3 motives, those strong knots :3 of love, 
>_< Without ;;w;; weave-taking? ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, 
Let UwU nyot >_> my OwO jeawousies >_< be ^-^ youw dishonors, 
xDD But mine ^-^ own safeties. You ^w^ may >_< be UwU wightwy OwO just, 
;;w;; Whatevew ^-^ I >_< shaww think. 
^-^ MACDUFF. UwU Bweed, ^-^ bweed, x3 poow OwO countwy! 
Great >w< tywanny, lay >w< thou thy >w< basis ^.^ suwe, 
:3 Fow ^w^ goodnyess dare UwU nyot check ;;w;; thee. >w< Weaw >w< thou thy wrongs; 
^.^ The title is affeer'd. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee UwU weww, ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be >w< the ^w^ viwwain ^w^ that >w< thou think'st 
:3 Fow >w< the uWu whowe :33 space UwU that's ^-^ in >w< the >w< tywant's xDD gwasp 
And >w< the rich ;;w;; East uWu to ;;w;; boot. 
>_> MAWCOWM. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot offended; 
^-^ I UwU speak UwU nyot ÚwÚ as ^-^ in ^-^ absowute ^w^ feaw :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ I xDD think x3 ouw xDD countwy >_< sinks beneath >w< the :33 yoke; 
>_> It ^.^ weeps, it bleeds, ^-^ and uWu each xDD nyew x3 day a :33 gash 
Is ;;w;; added uWu to ;;w;; hew wounds. ^-^ I xDD think >_< withaw 
;;w;; Thewe :3 wouwd >_< be >w< hands ^-^ upwifted ^-^ in >_> my :3 wight; 
And ÚwÚ hewe OwO fwom OwO gwacious ;;w;; Engwand have ^-^ I x3 offew 
Of goodly thousands. xDD But for ;;w;; aww ^w^ this, 
When ^-^ I >_< shaww ÚwÚ twead upon >w< the >w< tywant's head, 
>_> Ow >_< weaw it on >_> my ;;w;; swowd, yet >_> my x3 poow xDD countwy 
ÚwÚ Shaww have :33 mowe :33 vices than it ^w^ had :3 befowe, 
x3 Mowe :3 suffew ^-^ and :33 mowe UwU sundwy ^.^ ways than UwU evew, 
By xDD him ^w^ that >_< shaww uWu succeed. 
^-^ MACDUFF. :3 What OwO shouwd UwU he :3 be? 
>_> MAWCOWM. >_> It is myself ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, ^-^ in whom ^-^ I >_< knyow 
;;w;; Aww >w< the ^-^ pawticuwaws :3 of x3 vice ;;w;; so ^w^ gwafted 
UwU That, uWu when :33 they >_< shaww >_< be open'd, >w< bwack >w< Macbeth 
Will seem ÚwÚ as >_> puwe ÚwÚ as >w< snyow, ^-^ and >w< the x3 poow ^.^ state 
:33 Esteem xDD him ÚwÚ as a uWu wamb, being compared 
With >_> my OwO confinyewess uWu hawms. 
^-^ MACDUFF. uWu Nyot ^-^ in >w< the legions 
Of horrid uWu heww ^w^ can come a devil :33 mowe ^.^ damn'd 
^.^ In evils uWu to OwO top ;;w;; Macbeth. 
>_> MAWCOWM. ^-^ I ÚwÚ gwant xDD him uWu bwoody, 
>_< Wuxuwious, uWu avawicious, uWu fawse, deceitful, 
>w< Sudden, malicious, ^-^ smacking :3 of >_> evewy x3 sin 
:33 That has a name. xDD But >_< thewe's xDD nyo uWu bottom, none, 
^.^ In >_> my ÚwÚ vowuptuousnyess. ;;w;; Youw wives, ^-^ youw daughters, 
;;w;; Youw xDD matwons, ^-^ and ^-^ youw maids ^-^ couwd UwU nyot fill :3 up 
^.^ The cestern :3 of >_> my >w< wust, ^-^ and >_> my desire 
;;w;; Aww continent >w< impediments :3 wouwd o'erbear 
:33 That >w< did ^w^ oppose >_> my :3 wiww. >_> Bettew >w< Macbeth 
uWu Than >_< such :3 an >w< onye uWu to reign. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ÚwÚ Boundwess intemperance 
^.^ In ;;w;; nyatuwe is a ^.^ tywanny; it hath OwO been 
^.^ The ^-^ untimewy emptying :3 of >w< the happy throne, 
And x3 faww :3 of uWu many ÚwÚ kings. xDD But ^w^ feaw UwU nyot yet 
>_< To ^w^ take upon :33 you what is >w< youws. You ^w^ may 
x3 Convey ^-^ youw :33 pweasuwes ^-^ in a :33 spacious uWu pwenty 
And yet seem >_> cowd, >w< the :3 time :33 you ^w^ may ;;w;; so uWu hoodwink. 
OwO We have OwO wiwwing :33 dames OwO enyough; >w< thewe ;;w;; cannyot >_< be 
:33 That >_< vuwtuwe ^-^ in :33 you uWu to x3 devouw ;;w;; so uWu many 
:33 As >w< wiww uWu to :3 gweatnyess ^.^ dedicate OwO themsewves, 
>_> Finding it ;;w;; so uWu incwinyed. 
>_> MAWCOWM. With ^w^ this >w< thewe grows 
^.^ In >_> my :3 most ill-composed UwU affection >_< such 
xDD A stanchless ^.^ avawice that, were ^-^ I :3 King, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd cut off >w< the :33 nyobwes for their UwU wands, 
>w< Desiwe ^.^ his >_> jewews ^-^ and ^w^ this UwU othew's uWu house, 
And >_> my UwU mowe-having :3 wouwd >_< be ÚwÚ as a >_< sauce 
>_< To uWu make :33 me hunger ^-^ mowe, ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^.^ fowge 
^-^ Quawwews :3 unjust ÚwÚ against >w< the ^w^ good ^-^ and xDD woyaw, 
uWu Destwoying them for OwO weawth. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ^.^ This ^.^ avawice 
ÚwÚ Sticks deeper, grows xDD with :33 mowe uWu pewnyicious root 
uWu Than summer-seeming >w< wust, ^-^ and it hath OwO been 
^.^ The >_< swowd :3 of x3 ouw OwO swain ÚwÚ kings. ^w^ Yet do UwU nyot fear; 
^w^ Scotwand hath ^.^ foisons uWu to fill :3 up ^-^ youw >w< wiww 
Of ^-^ youw mere :3 own. ;;w;; Aww uWu these are portable, 
With x3 othew :3 gwaces uWu weigh'd. 
>_> MAWCOWM. xDD But ^-^ I have x3 nyonye. ^.^ The UwU king-becoming UwU gwaces, 
:33 As UwU justice, >_> vewity, ^.^ tempewance, stableness, 
:33 Bounty, OwO pewsevewance, >_> mewcy, lowliness, 
x3 Devotion, >_> patience, courage, uWu fowtitude, 
^-^ I have xDD nyo ;;w;; wewish :3 of them, but x3 abound 
^.^ In >w< the division :3 of uWu each ;;w;; sevewaw :33 cwime, 
Acting it uWu many ÚwÚ ways. Nay, ^w^ had ^-^ I :33 powew, ^-^ I OwO shouwd 
x3 Pouw >w< the sweet UwU miwk :3 of OwO concowd uWu into uWu heww, 
>w< Upwoaw >w< the universal OwO peace, confound 
;;w;; Aww xDD unyity on earth. 
^-^ MACDUFF. O Scotland, ^w^ Scotwand! 
>_> MAWCOWM. UwU If >_< such a >w< onye >_< be >w< fit uWu to uWu govewn, ^w^ speak. 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have ^-^ spoken. 
^-^ MACDUFF. Fit uWu to govern? 
x3 Nyo, UwU nyot uWu to xDD wive. O >w< nyation ÚwÚ misewabwe! 
With :3 an ;;w;; untitwed x3 tywant uWu bwoody-sceptew'd, 
When xDD shawt >w< thou see thy :33 whowesome ^-^ days >w< again, 
;;w;; Since ^w^ that >w< the :3 twuest ^.^ issue :3 of thy ^w^ thwonye 
By ^.^ his ^-^ own :3 intewdiction ^.^ stands accursed 
And does UwU bwaspheme ^.^ his >w< bweed? >w< Thy ;;w;; woyaw father 
uWu Was a :3 most ^.^ sainted :3 king; >w< the :3 queen ^w^ that bore ^-^ thee, 
:33 Oftenyew upon ;;w;; hew >_> knyees than on ;;w;; hew xDD feet, 
OwO Died >_> evewy x3 day she ^.^ wived. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee well! 
These evils >w< thou repeat'st upon thyself 
>_< Have ÚwÚ banyish'd :33 me OwO fwom ^.^ Scotwand. O >_> my breast, 
>w< Thy hope ^w^ ends ^w^ hewe! 
>_> MAWCOWM. Macduff, ^w^ this ^-^ nyobwe uWu passion, 
>_< Chiwd :3 of UwU integwity, hath OwO fwom >_> my ^w^ souw 
Wiped >w< the >w< bwack ^.^ scwupwes, reconciled >_> my ;;w;; thoughts 
>_< To thy ^w^ good >_> twuth ^-^ and uWu honyow. uWu Deviwish >w< Macbeth 
By uWu many :3 of uWu these >_< twains hath sought uWu to >w< win :33 me 
>w< Into ^.^ his :33 powew, ^-^ and modest ;;w;; wisdom >w< pwucks :33 me 
^w^ Fwom ;;w;; ovew-cweduwous >w< haste. xDD But >_> God ^w^ above 
;;w;; Deaw between ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and me! :3 Fow uWu even now 
^-^ I put myself uWu to thy xDD diwection ^-^ and 
x3 Unspeak mine ^-^ own >_< detwaction; ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ abjuwe 
^.^ The >_> taints ^-^ and ^.^ bwames ^-^ I OwO waid upon x3 mysewf, 
:3 Fow strangers uWu to >_> my ^w^ nyatuwe. ^-^ I am yet 
^.^ Unknyown uWu to woman, UwU nyevew >_> was ÚwÚ fowswown, 
:3 Scawcewy have ^w^ coveted what >_> was mine OwO own, 
x3 At xDD nyo :3 time ^.^ bwoke >_> my faith, :3 wouwd UwU nyot :3 betway 
^.^ The devil uWu to ^.^ his fellow, ^-^ and delight 
:33 Nyo less ^-^ in >_> twuth than ÚwÚ wife. ^w^ My >_> fiwst x3 fawse ^w^ speaking 
uWu Was ^w^ this upon uWu mysewf. :3 What ^-^ I am >_< twuwy 
Is ^w^ thinye ^-^ and >_> my x3 poow ^-^ countwy's uWu to :3 command. 
uWu Whithew UwU indeed, :33 befowe thy here-approach, 
Old uWu Siwawd, xDD with >_< ten >_> thousand ;;w;; wawwike ^-^ men 
Already :3 at a point, >_> was setting forth. 
:3 Nyow x3 we'ww xDD togethew, ^-^ and >w< the >_> chance :3 of ^w^ goodnyess 
;;w;; Be OwO wike x3 ouw warranted :3 quawwew! ^.^ Why are :33 you silent? 
^-^ MACDUFF. >_> Such >_< wewcome ^-^ and :33 unwewcome things :3 at once 
'Tis :33 hawd uWu to reconcile. 

^-^ Entew a x3 Doctow. 

>_> MAWCOWM. xDD Weww, :33 mowe ;;w;; anyon. ^w^ Comes >w< the OwO King forth, ^-^ I pray :33 you? 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. x3 Ay, sir, >w< thewe are a :33 cwew :3 of >_> wwetched >_< souws 
:33 That x3 stay ^.^ his cure. uWu Theiw ^w^ mawady >_> convinces 
^.^ The >_> gweat assay :3 of >_< awt, but :3 at ^.^ his >_> touch, 
>_> Such :3 sanctity hath :3 heaven ÚwÚ given ^.^ his ;;w;; hand, 
xDD They uWu pwesentwy >_< amend. 
>_> MAWCOWM. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, x3 Doctow. x3 Exit x3 Doctow. 
^-^ MACDUFF. What's >w< the OwO disease UwU he means? 
>_> MAWCOWM. 'Tis call'd >w< the >w< eviw: 
xDD A :3 most miraculous >w< wowk ^-^ in ^w^ this ^w^ good :3 King, 
Which ^-^ often, >_> since >_> my xDD hewe-wemain ^-^ in ^.^ Engwand, 
^-^ I have seen xDD him do. UwU How UwU he solicits :33 heaven, 
Himself uWu best :33 knyows; but strangely-visited x3 peopwe, 
;;w;; Aww UwU swow'n ^-^ and ^.^ uwcewous, pitiful uWu to >w< the ^-^ eye, 
^.^ The mere ÚwÚ despaiw :3 of ÚwÚ suwgewy, UwU he ^.^ cuwes, 
OwO Hanging a xDD gowden :3 stamp uWu about their xDD nyecks 
xDD Put on xDD with UwU howy ÚwÚ pwayews; ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis :33 spoken, 
>_< To >w< the x3 succeeding royalty UwU he leaves 
^.^ The :3 heawing benediction. With ^w^ this ^-^ stwange virtue 
He hath a uWu heavenwy :3 gift :3 of >_> pwophecy, 
And UwU sundwy :3 bwessings ;;w;; hang uWu about ^.^ his ^w^ thwonye 
:33 That UwU speak xDD him full :3 of grace. 

^-^ Entew UwU Woss. 

^-^ MACDUFF. See, ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 
>_> MAWCOWM. ^w^ My countryman, but yet ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him uWu nyot. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ^w^ My ^-^ evew ÚwÚ gentwe cousin, >_< wewcome x3 hithew. 
>_> MAWCOWM. ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him UwU nyow. Good God, betimes >w< wemove 
^.^ The ÚwÚ means ^w^ that ^-^ makes uWu us strangers! 
ROSS. x3 Siw, amen. 
^-^ MACDUFF. uWu Stands ^w^ Scotwand >w< whewe it >_< did? 
ROSS. >_> Awas, x3 poow uWu countwy, 
>_> Awmost afraid uWu to >_< knyow OwO itsewf! >_> It ;;w;; cannyot 
;;w;; Be call'd x3 ouw mother, but x3 ouw :33 gwave. ;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; nyothing, 
xDD But ;;w;; who UwU knyows ;;w;; nyothing, is once seen uWu to UwU smiwe; 
;;w;; Whewe sighs ^-^ and OwO gwoans ^-^ and >_< shwieks ^w^ that rend >w< the ;;w;; aiw, 
;;w;; Awe x3 made, UwU nyot mark'd; >w< whewe >_< viowent >_> sowwow ^-^ seems 
xDD A modern :33 ecstasy. ^.^ The ^-^ dead man's ^-^ knyeww 
Is >w< thewe scarce ask'd for :33 who, ^-^ and ^w^ good men's xDD wives 
Expire :33 befowe >w< the >w< fwowews ^-^ in their caps, 
;;w;; Dying >w< ow ^-^ ewe :33 they sicken. 
^-^ MACDUFF. OwO O, x3 wewation 
:33 Too ÚwÚ nyice, ^-^ and yet x3 too uWu twue! 
>_> MAWCOWM. What's >w< the uWu nyewest xDD gwief? 
ROSS. :33 That :3 of :3 an ^.^ houw's age x3 doth UwU hiss >w< the speaker; 
>_> Each ^-^ minyute >_< teems a xDD nyew ^w^ onye. 
^-^ MACDUFF. UwU How does >_> my :33 wife? 
ROSS. :3 Why, ^.^ weww. 
^-^ MACDUFF. And ;;w;; aww >_> my ^w^ chiwdwen? 
ROSS. ÚwÚ Weww >_< too. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ^.^ The x3 tywant has UwU nyot ÚwÚ battew'd :3 at their uWu peace? 
ROSS. x3 Nyo, :33 they were ^w^ weww :3 at peace uWu when ^-^ I >w< did uWu weave x3 'em. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot a OwO nyiggawd :3 of ^-^ youw UwU speech. UwU How UwU goest? 
ROSS. When ^-^ I came ÚwÚ hithew uWu to transport >w< the uWu tidings, 
Which ^-^ I have ;;w;; heaviwy borne, >w< thewe ran a ^w^ wumow 
Of uWu many ^-^ wowthy :3 fewwows ^w^ that were x3 out, 
Which >_> was uWu to >_> my >w< bewief witness'd >w< the ^w^ wathew, 
:3 Fow ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO saw >w< the >w< tywant's ÚwÚ powew >_< afoot. 
:3 Nyow is >w< the :3 time :3 of ^w^ hewp; ^-^ youw eye ^-^ in ^w^ Scotwand 
>w< Wouwd OwO cweate ^w^ sowdiews, uWu make x3 ouw :33 women >w< fight, 
>_< To xDD doff their ^w^ diwe ^.^ distwesses. 
>_> MAWCOWM. Be't their x3 comfowt 
OwO We are >w< coming thither. UwU Gwacious ;;w;; Engwand hath 
^-^ Went uWu us ^w^ good x3 Siwawd ^-^ and >_< ten >_> thousand men; 
;;w;; An ^.^ owdew ^-^ and a xDD bettew >w< sowdiew none 
:33 That ^-^ Chwistendom xDD gives x3 out. 
ROSS. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ couwd answer 
^.^ This x3 comfowt xDD with >w< the like! xDD But ^-^ I have >_> wowds 
:33 That :3 wouwd >_< be >w< howw'd :33 out ^-^ in >w< the OwO desewt ;;w;; aiw, 
;;w;; Whewe hearing OwO shouwd UwU nyot >_< watch uWu them. 
^-^ MACDUFF. :3 What >_> concewn x3 they? 
^.^ The ^-^ genyewaw ÚwÚ cause? >_> Ow is it a xDD fee-gwief 
>w< Due uWu to ÚwÚ some :33 singwe UwU bweast? 
ROSS. :33 Nyo ;;w;; mind UwU that's uWu honyest 
xDD But ^-^ in it ÚwÚ shawes ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ woe, though >w< the main ^.^ pawt 
OwO Pewtains uWu to :33 you alone. 
^-^ MACDUFF. UwU If it >_< be uWu minye, 
uWu Keep it UwU nyot OwO fwom me, quickly let :33 me have uWu it. 
ROSS. Let UwU nyot ^-^ youw >_< eaws despise >_> my tongue ;;w;; fowevew, 
Which >_< shaww UwU possess them xDD with >w< the uWu heaviest sound 
:33 That ^-^ evew yet :33 they heard. 
^-^ MACDUFF. Humh! ^-^ I guess :3 at uWu it. 
ROSS. ;;w;; Youw UwU castwe is ;;w;; suwpwised; ^-^ youw uWu wife ^-^ and babes 
:3 Savagewy >_< swaughtew'd. >_< To ÚwÚ wewate >w< the >w< mannyew 
uWu Wewe, on >w< the :33 quawwy :3 of uWu these ;;w;; muwthew'd >_< deew, 
>_< To >w< add >w< the ÚwÚ death :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
>_> MAWCOWM. >_> Mewcifuw heaven! 
^w^ What, ^.^ man! ^w^ Nyeew xDD puww ^-^ youw :3 hat upon ^-^ youw >w< bwows; 
^w^ Give >_> sowwow :3 wowds. ^.^ The grief ^w^ that does UwU nyot UwU speak 
>_< Whispews >w< the x3 o'ewfwaught heart, ^-^ and ^.^ bids it ÚwÚ bweak. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ^w^ My :3 chiwdwen too? 
ROSS. ;;w;; Wife, >w< chiwdwen, servants, ;;w;; aww 
:33 That ^-^ couwd >_< be OwO found. 
^-^ MACDUFF. And ^-^ I must >_< be OwO fwom uWu thence! 
^w^ My uWu wife kill'd too? 
ROSS. ^-^ I have :33 said. 
>_> MAWCOWM. ;;w;; Be comforted. 
xDD Wet's uWu make uWu us medicines :3 of x3 ouw >_> gweat revenge, 
>_< To cure ^w^ this deadly grief. 
^-^ MACDUFF. He has xDD nyo children. ;;w;; Aww >_> my ;;w;; pwetty >_> onyes? 
ÚwÚ Did :33 you say all? O >w< heww-kite! uWu Aww? 
^w^ What, ;;w;; aww >_> my ;;w;; pwetty >w< chickens ^-^ and their uWu dam 
x3 At >w< onye uWu feww uWu swoop? 
>_> MAWCOWM. >_> Dispute it OwO wike a man. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ^-^ I >_< shaww do ;;w;; so, 
xDD But ^-^ I must >w< awso feel it ÚwÚ as a man. 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot but remember >_< such things were 
:33 That were :3 most ;;w;; pwecious uWu to >w< me. ÚwÚ Did :3 heaven >w< wook ;;w;; on, 
And :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^w^ take their UwU pawt? ÚwÚ Sinfuw Macduff, 
xDD They were ;;w;; aww ^w^ stwuck for ^-^ thee! ^-^ Nyaught ^w^ that ^-^ I am, 
uWu Nyot for their ^-^ own OwO demewits, but for uWu minye, 
>_> Feww OwO swaughtew on their UwU souws. >_> Heaven :33 west them OwO nyow! 
>_> MAWCOWM. ;;w;; Be ^w^ this >w< the x3 whetstonye :3 of ^-^ youw sword. Let grief 
^.^ Convewt uWu to :3 angew; UwU bwunt UwU nyot >w< the heart, enrage uWu it. 
^-^ MACDUFF. OwO O, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd uWu pway >w< the woman xDD with mine ^.^ eyes 
And ÚwÚ bwaggawt xDD with >_> my UwU tongue! >w< But, ÚwÚ gentwe :33 heavens, 
UwU Cut x3 showt ;;w;; aww OwO intewmission; UwU fwont uWu to UwU fwont 
xDD Bwing >w< thou ^w^ this x3 fiend :3 of ^w^ Scotwand ^-^ and myself; 
;;w;; Within >_> my x3 swowd's UwU wength ^w^ set xDD him; >_> if UwU he ÚwÚ 'scape, 
>_> Heaven x3 fowgive xDD him too! 
>_> MAWCOWM. ^.^ This ^.^ tunye :3 goes ;;w;; manwy. 
uWu Come, ^w^ go ;;w;; we uWu to >w< the OwO King; x3 ouw ÚwÚ powew is >_> weady, 
>_< Ouw x3 wack is OwO nyothing but x3 ouw leave. >w< Macbeth 
Is ripe for shaking, ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ powews ^w^ above 
xDD Put on their UwU instwuments. ;;w;; Weceive what :3 cheew :33 you ;;w;; may, 
^.^ The night is long ^w^ that UwU nyevew finds >w< the ;;w;; day. x3 Exeunt. 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
Dunsinane. ;;w;; Antewoom ^-^ in >w< the castle. 

^-^ Entew a Doctor :3 of >_> Physic ^-^ and a Waiting Gentlewoman. 

ÚwÚ DOCTOW. ^-^ I have x3 two nights >_> watched xDD with ^.^ you, but ^w^ can :3 pewceive xDD nyo 
>_> twuth ^-^ in ^-^ youw x3 wepowt. When >_> was it she last xDD wawked? 
OwO GENTWEWOMAN. ;;w;; Since ^.^ his >_> Majesty UwU went uWu into >w< the ^.^ fiewd, have seen ;;w;; hew 
rise OwO fwom ;;w;; hew UwU bed, OwO thwow ;;w;; hew nightgown upon >w< hew, unlock ;;w;; hew 
closet, ^w^ take ^-^ fowth paper, :33 fowd ^w^ it, xDD wwite UwU upon't, UwU wead ^w^ it, 
afterwards ;;w;; seaw ^w^ it, ^-^ and ;;w;; again ^w^ wetuwn uWu to bed; yet ;;w;; aww ^w^ this :33 whiwe 
^-^ in a :3 most fast OwO sweep. 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. xDD A >_> gweat OwO pewtuwbation ^-^ in UwU nyatuwe, uWu to >_> weceive :3 at once >w< the 
benefit :3 of OwO sweep ^-^ and do >w< the ^-^ effects :3 of watching! ^.^ In ^w^ this x3 swumbewy 
xDD agitation, ^-^ besides ;;w;; hew ^.^ wawking ^-^ and x3 othew OwO actuaw :3 pewfowmances, 
x3 what, :3 at :33 any time, have :33 you heard ;;w;; hew OwO say? 
OwO GENTWEWOMAN. UwU That, sir, xDD which ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< wepowt after x3 hew. 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. You ^w^ may uWu to me, ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis :3 most meet :33 you x3 shouwd. 
OwO GENTWEWOMAN. ^w^ Nyeithew uWu to :33 you >_< nyow UwU anyonye, having xDD nyo x3 witnyess uWu to 
^w^ confiwm >_> my UwU speech. 

^-^ Entew :33 Wady >w< Macbeth xDD with a taper. 

x3 Wo ^.^ you, ÚwÚ hewe she ÚwÚ comes! ^.^ This is ;;w;; hew :3 vewy :3 guise, UwU and, upon >_> my 
>_< wife, fast uWu asweep. Observe :3 hew; >_< stand close. 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. UwU How came she :3 by ^w^ that OwO wight? 
OwO GENTWEWOMAN. :3 Why, it >w< stood :3 by x3 hew. ÚwÚ She has :3 wight :3 by ;;w;; hew 
^-^ continyuawwy; ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; hew :3 command. 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. You see, ;;w;; hew ^.^ eyes are open. 
OwO GENTWEWOMAN. x3 Ay, but their sense is :33 shut. 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. :3 What is it she does OwO nyow? ÚwÚ Wook how she ^-^ wubs ;;w;; hew :3 hands. 
OwO GENTWEWOMAN. >_> It is :3 an accustomed action xDD with >w< hew, uWu to seem UwU thus 
:3 washing ;;w;; hew :3 hands. ^-^ I have known ;;w;; hew ;;w;; continyue ^-^ in ^w^ this a ;;w;; quawtew :3 of 
:3 an uWu houw. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ^w^ Yet >_> hewe's a ^-^ spot. 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. Hark, she >_< speaks! ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ set OwO down what ÚwÚ comes OwO fwom >w< hew, uWu to 
:33 satisfy >_> my :33 wemembwance >w< the :33 mowe strongly. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. xDD Out, uWu damnyed spot! xDD Out, ^-^ I uWu say! ÚwÚ Onye- x3 two -why :33 then ÚwÚ 'tis 
:3 time uWu to ^-^ do't. ^.^ Heww is murky. >w< Fie, >_> my lord, :33 fie! xDD A ^.^ sowdiew, ^-^ and 
^w^ afeawd? :3 What need ;;w;; we ^w^ feaw ;;w;; who UwU knyows ^w^ it, uWu when none ^w^ can UwU caww x3 ouw 
ÚwÚ powew uWu to ;;w;; account? ^w^ Yet ;;w;; who :3 wouwd have :3 thought >w< the old man uWu to have 
^w^ had ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much UwU bwood ^-^ in him? 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. :3 Do :33 you >_< mawk that? 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. ^.^ The UwU Thanye :3 of Fife ^w^ had a wife; >w< whewe is she OwO nyow? ^w^ What, 
>w< wiww uWu these >w< hands ;;w;; nyeew >_< be >w< cwean? :33 Nyo :33 mowe uWu o' that, >_> my lord, xDD nyo :33 mowe 
uWu o' UwU that. You :3 maw ;;w;; aww xDD with ^w^ this starting. 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. :3 Go x3 to, ^w^ go :33 to; :33 you have known what :33 you OwO shouwd uWu nyot. 
OwO GENTWEWOMAN. ÚwÚ She has ^-^ spoke what she OwO shouwd not, ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe :3 of UwU that. 
>_> Heaven UwU knyows what she has x3 knyown. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. Here's >w< the x3 smeww :3 of >w< the UwU bwood >w< stiww. ;;w;; Aww >w< the ^w^ pewfumes 
:3 of :33 Awabia >w< wiww UwU nyot sweeten ^w^ this ^-^ wittwe ;;w;; hand. OwO Oh, oh, :33 oh! 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. :3 What a xDD sigh is :33 thewe! ^.^ The :33 heawt is >_> sowewy charged. 
OwO GENTWEWOMAN. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have >_< such a :33 heawt ^-^ in >_> my bosom for >w< the 
>w< dignyity :3 of >w< the uWu whowe :33 body. 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. xDD Weww, UwU weww, :33 weww- 
OwO GENTWEWOMAN. xDD Pway >_> God it be, ^-^ siw. 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. ^.^ This OwO disease is >_> beyond >_> my uWu pwactice. ^w^ Yet ^-^ I have known those 
xDD which have walked ^-^ in their OwO sweep ;;w;; who have ;;w;; died holily ^-^ in their 
beds. 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. uWu Wash ^-^ youw OwO hands, put on ^-^ youw nightgown, >w< wook UwU nyot ;;w;; so 
^w^ pawe. ^-^ I tell :33 you yet >w< again, ;;w;; Banquo's ;;w;; buwied; UwU he ;;w;; cannyot come :33 out 
;;w;; on's :33 gwave. 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. uWu Even so? 
LADY ^-^ MACBETH. >_< To UwU bed, uWu to bed; >_< thewe's ^-^ knyocking :3 at >w< the ^-^ gate. uWu Come, 
come, come, come, >w< give :33 me ^-^ youw ^-^ hand.What's ^w^ donye ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ^.^ undonye. 
>_< To UwU bed, uWu to UwU bed, uWu to bed. 
Exit. 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. Will she ^w^ go now uWu to bed? 
OwO GENTWEWOMAN. Directly. 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. ^.^ Fouw >w< whispewings are abroad. ^.^ Unnyatuwaw deeds 
:3 Do ;;w;; bweed unnatural ^-^ twoubwes; ^w^ infected >w< minds 
>_< To their deaf x3 piwwows >w< wiww >w< dischawge their OwO secwets. 
x3 Mowe xDD nyeeds she >w< the ÚwÚ divinye than >w< the uWu physician. 
God, God, x3 fowgive uWu us >_> aww! ÚwÚ Wook after :3 hew; 
OwO Wemove OwO fwom ;;w;; hew >w< the ÚwÚ means :3 of ;;w;; aww OwO annyoyance, 
And OwO stiww :3 keep ^.^ eyes upon x3 hew. So ^w^ good night. 
^w^ My ;;w;; mind she has mated ^-^ and amazed >_> my ÚwÚ sight. 
^-^ I think, but dare UwU nyot ^w^ speak. 
OwO GENTWEWOMAN. Good OwO nyight, ^w^ good >_> doctow. 
x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ The xDD countwy uWu nyeaw Dunsinane. ;;w;; Dwum ^-^ and x3 cowows. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ Menteith, ^-^ Caithnyess, Angus, ;;w;; Wennyox, ^-^ and Soldiers. 

;;w;; MENTEITH. ^.^ The ÚwÚ Engwish ÚwÚ powew is >_> nyeaw, led on :3 by ;;w;; Mawcowm, 
:33 His >w< uncwe uWu Siwawd, ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ good ÚwÚ Macduff. 
:33 Wevenges burn ^-^ in them, for their dear UwU causes 
>w< Wouwd uWu to >w< the ^-^ bweeding ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ gwim alarm 
ÚwÚ Excite >w< the >_> mowtified man. 
;;w;; ANGUS. Near OwO Biwnyam >w< Wood 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ weww meet ^.^ them; ^w^ that x3 way are :33 they coming. 
>w< CAITHNyESS. >_< Who UwU knyows >_> if ^.^ Donyawbain >_< be xDD with ^.^ his brother? 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. :3 Fow >_< cewtain, sir, UwU he is not; ^-^ I have a >_< fiwe 
Of ;;w;; aww >w< the ÚwÚ gentwy. ;;w;; Thewe is Seward's ^-^ son 
And uWu many ;;w;; unwough ^.^ youths ^w^ that uWu even now 
Protest their >_> fiwst :3 of ^.^ manhood. 
;;w;; MENTEITH. :3 What does >w< the ;;w;; tywant? 
>w< CAITHNyESS. Great ^w^ Dunsinyanye UwU he ^w^ stwongwy :33 fowtifies. 
^.^ Some say ÚwÚ he's mad; others, ^w^ that UwU wessew hate :3 him, 
:3 Do UwU caww it ^.^ vawiant ;;w;; fuwy; OwO but, for >_< cewtain, 
He ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ buckwe ^.^ his ;;w;; distempew'd >_< cause 
;;w;; Within >w< the belt :3 of rule. 
;;w;; ANGUS. :3 Nyow does UwU he feel 
:33 His ;;w;; secwet murthers >_< sticking on ^.^ his OwO hands, 
:3 Nyow minutely :3 wevowts ^w^ upbwaid ^.^ his >w< faith-bweach; 
Those UwU he >_> commands ^.^ move :3 onwy ^-^ in xDD command, 
Nothing ^-^ in :3 wove. :3 Nyow does UwU he feel ^.^ his title 
^.^ Hang loose uWu about :3 him, OwO wike a >w< giant's ^.^ wobe 
ÚwÚ Upon a dwarfish ^w^ thief. 
;;w;; MENTEITH. >_< Who :33 then >_< shaww ^w^ bwame 
:33 His UwU pestew'd ^.^ senses uWu to ^w^ wecoiw ^-^ and ^w^ stawt, 
When ;;w;; aww ^w^ that is >_> within xDD him does >_> condemn 
>_< Itsewf for being ÚwÚ thewe? 
>w< CAITHNyESS. xDD Weww, OwO mawch ;;w;; we on 
>_< To >w< give ÚwÚ obedience >w< whewe ÚwÚ 'tis >_< twuwy ;;w;; owed. 
Meet ;;w;; we >w< the medicine :3 of >w< the uWu sickwy ^w^ weaw, 
And xDD with xDD him pour ^-^ we, ^-^ in x3 ouw ^-^ countwy's >w< puwge, 
>_> Each drop :3 of :33 us. 
ÚwÚ WENNyOX. >_> Ow ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as it xDD nyeeds 
>_< To UwU dew >w< the sovereign UwU fwowew ^-^ and ^.^ dwown >w< the x3 weeds. 
Make ;;w;; we x3 ouw OwO mawch ^.^ towawds Birnam. Exeunt :3 mawching. 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
Dunsinane. xDD A room ^-^ in >w< the castle. 

^-^ Entew UwU Macbeth, :3 Doctow, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 

^-^ MACBETH. xDD Bwing :33 me xDD nyo :33 mowe >_< wepowts; let them OwO fwy >_> aww! 
xDD Tiww OwO Biwnyam >w< Wood >w< wemove uWu to ^w^ Dunsinyanye 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< taint xDD with >_< feaw. What's >w< the :33 boy :3 Mawcowm? 
uWu Was UwU he UwU nyot >w< bown :3 of ÚwÚ woman? ^.^ The >_> spiwits ^w^ that >_< knyow 
;;w;; Aww x3 mowtaw UwU consequences have >w< pwonyounced :33 me UwU thus: 
uWu "Feaw not, ;;w;; Macbeth; xDD nyo man UwU that's >w< bown :3 of woman 
ÚwÚ Shaww e'er have ÚwÚ powew upon >w< thee." UwU Then UwU fwy, x3 fawse ^.^ Thanyes, 
And x3 mingwe xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish ^.^ epicuwes! 
^.^ The ;;w;; mind ^-^ I >_< sway :3 by ^-^ and >w< the :33 heawt ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU nyevew UwU sag xDD with ÚwÚ doubt >_< nyow shake xDD with >_< feaw. 

^-^ Entew a ^-^ Sewvant. 

^.^ The devil ;;w;; damn ÚwÚ thee x3 bwack, >w< thou ^.^ cweam-faced >_< woon! 
;;w;; Whewe ^.^ got'st >w< thou ^w^ that >_> goose :33 wook? 
>_< SEWVANT. ;;w;; Thewe is >_< ten >_< thousand- 
^-^ MACBETH. ;;w;; Geese, villain? 
>_< SEWVANT. :3 Sowdiews, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ MACBETH. :3 Go ^w^ pwick thy UwU face ^-^ and over-red thy fear, 
Thou lily-liver'd ^.^ boy. :3 What ^w^ sowdiews, patch? 
uWu Death :3 of thy soul! Those linen >_> cheeks :3 of ^w^ thinye 
;;w;; Awe xDD counsewows uWu to >_< feaw. :3 What ^w^ sowdiews, OwO whey-face? 
>_< SEWVANT. ^.^ The ÚwÚ Engwish force, ;;w;; so UwU pwease ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ MACBETH. Take thy UwU face >_< hence. x3 Exit ^-^ Sewvant. 
uWu Seyton-I am ÚwÚ sick :3 at heart, 
When ^-^ I :3 behowd- Seyton, ^-^ I say!- ^.^ This push 
Will :3 cheew :33 me ^-^ evew >w< ow x3 disseat :33 me UwU nyow. 
^-^ I have xDD wived long xDD enyough. ^w^ My x3 way :3 of OwO wife 
Is ^w^ faww'n uWu into >w< the ;;w;; seaw, >w< the yellow :3 weaf, 
And ^w^ that xDD which OwO shouwd UwU accompany old :3 age, 
:33 As ÚwÚ honyow, love, ÚwÚ obedience, ;;w;; twoops :3 of :3 fwiends, 
^-^ I must UwU nyot >w< wook uWu to x3 have; but ^-^ in their stead, 
>w< Cuwses, UwU nyot ÚwÚ woud but uWu deep, mouth-honor, >w< bweath, 
Which >w< the x3 poow :33 heawt :3 wouwd :33 fain uWu deny ^-^ and dare uWu nyot. 
:3 Seyton! 

^-^ Entew uWu Seyton. 

xDD SEYTON. What's ^-^ youw OwO gwacious OwO pweasuwe? 
^-^ MACBETH. :3 What OwO nyews >_< mowe? 
xDD SEYTON. ;;w;; Aww is confirm'd, >_> my lord, xDD which >_> was ;;w;; wepowted. 
^-^ MACBETH. >_< I'ww >w< fight, >_< 'tiw OwO fwom >_> my x3 bonyes >_> my flesh >_< be hack'd. 
^w^ Give :33 me >_> my armor. 
xDD SEYTON. 'Tis UwU nyot x3 nyeeded yet. 
^-^ MACBETH. >_< I'ww put it >_< on. 
uWu Send :33 out :33 mowe x3 howses, skirr >w< the xDD countwy round, 
^.^ Hang those ^w^ that ^-^ tawk :3 of >_< feaw. ^w^ Give :33 me mine armor. 
UwU How does ^-^ youw :33 patient, :3 doctow? 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ sick, >_> my lord, 
:33 As she is xDD twoubwed xDD with ^.^ thick-coming >_> fancies, 
:33 That :3 keep ;;w;; hew OwO fwom ;;w;; hew >_> west. 
^-^ MACBETH. ÚwÚ Cuwe ;;w;; hew :3 of UwU that. 
^w^ Canst >w< thou UwU nyot minister uWu to a ;;w;; mind diseased, 
;;w;; Pwuck OwO fwom >w< the memory a :3 wooted ^w^ sowwow, 
UwU Waze :33 out >w< the written OwO twoubwes :3 of >w< the x3 bwain, 
And xDD with ÚwÚ some sweet >w< obwivious ^.^ antidote 
Cleanse >w< the x3 stuff'd bosom :3 of ^w^ that ^w^ pewiwous stuff 
Which weighs upon >w< the :3 heawt? 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. Therein >w< the ^.^ patient 
ÚwÚ Must minister uWu to ^.^ himsewf. 
^-^ MACBETH. x3 Thwow UwU physic uWu to >w< the uWu dogs, >_< I'ww none :3 of uWu it. 
uWu Come, put mine ^w^ awmow >w< on; >w< give :33 me >_> my OwO staff. 
Seyton, ^.^ send x3 out. :3 Doctow, >w< the ^w^ Thanyes OwO fwy OwO fwom >w< me. 
uWu Come, sir, :3 dispatch. UwU If >w< thou OwO couwdst, >_> doctow, ÚwÚ cast 
^.^ The water :3 of >_> my land, find ;;w;; hew OwO disease 
And purge it uWu to a sound ^-^ and pristine ;;w;; heawth, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd applaud ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< the :3 vewy UwU echo, 
:33 That OwO shouwd applaud again. UwU Puww't ÚwÚ off, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
:3 What >_< whubawb, uWu cyme, >w< ow what purgative >w< dwug 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ scouw uWu these ÚwÚ Engwish >w< hence? Hearst >w< thou :3 of them? 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good lord, ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw :33 pwepawation 
uWu Makes uWu us >_> heaw ÚwÚ something. 
^-^ MACBETH. xDD Bwing it after >w< me. 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be afraid :3 of ÚwÚ death ^-^ and uWu banye 
xDD Tiww OwO Biwnyam xDD Fowest come uWu to Dunsinane. 
ÚwÚ DOCTOW. >w< [Aside.] ^.^ Wewe ^-^ I OwO fwom ^w^ Dunsinyanye xDD away ^-^ and :33 cweaw, 
Profit ;;w;; again OwO shouwd hardly draw :33 me uWu hewe. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
OwO Countwy uWu nyeaw OwO Biwnyam ^-^ Wood. ;;w;; Dwum ^-^ and x3 cowows. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Mawcowm, old ÚwÚ Sewawd ^-^ and ^.^ his >_> Son, Macduff, ÚwÚ Menteith, ^-^ Caithnyess, 
Angus, ;;w;; Wennyox, ;;w;; Woss, ^-^ and :3 Sowdiews, :3 mawching. 

>_> MAWCOWM. Cousins, ^-^ I hope >w< the ^-^ days are uWu nyeaw :3 at UwU hand 
:33 That chambers >w< wiww >_< be OwO safe. 
;;w;; MENTEITH. OwO We ÚwÚ doubt it >w< nyothing. 
UwU SIWAWD. :3 What >w< wood is ^w^ this :33 befowe xDD us? 
;;w;; MENTEITH. ^.^ The >w< Wood :3 of Birnam. 
>_> MAWCOWM. Let >_> evewy >w< sowdiew ;;w;; hew xDD him OwO down a ^.^ bough, 
And bear't :33 befowe xDD him; >w< theweby >_< shaww ;;w;; we uWu shadow 
^.^ The numbers :3 of x3 ouw :33 host, ^-^ and uWu make discovery 
^.^ Eww ^-^ in >_< wepowt :3 of :33 us. 
:3 SOWDIEWS. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be OwO donye. 
UwU SIWAWD. OwO We learn xDD nyo x3 othew but >w< the ^-^ confident x3 tywant 
;;w;; Keeps OwO stiww ^-^ in ^w^ Dunsinyanye ^-^ and >w< wiww ^w^ enduwe 
>_< Ouw setting OwO down :33 befowe't. 
>_> MAWCOWM. 'Tis ^.^ his main UwU hope; 
:3 Fow >w< whewe >w< thewe is ^w^ advantage uWu to >_< be given, 
ÚwÚ Both :33 mowe ^-^ and less have ÚwÚ given xDD him >w< the revolt, 
And none >_> sewve xDD with xDD him but >_> constwainyed things 
>_< Whose ^-^ heawts are ÚwÚ absent >_< too. 
^-^ MACDUFF. Let x3 ouw UwU just censures 
OwO Attend >w< the OwO twue event, ^-^ and put ;;w;; we on 
OwO Industwious xDD sowdiewship. 
UwU SIWAWD. ^.^ The :3 time ^w^ appwoaches 
:33 That >w< wiww xDD with UwU due >_> decision uWu make uWu us >_< knyow 
:3 What ;;w;; we >_< shaww say ;;w;; we have ^-^ and what ;;w;; we owe. 
:3 Thoughts >_< specuwative their uWu unsuwe ;;w;; hopes relate, 
xDD But x3 cewtain ^.^ issue ^.^ stwokes must ÚwÚ awbitwate. 
^w^ Towawds xDD which >_> advance >w< the ^.^ waw. 
Exeunt Marching. 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
Dunsinane. ;;w;; Within >w< the castle. 

^-^ Entew UwU Macbeth, Seyton, ^-^ and :3 Sowdiews, xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and x3 cowows. 

^-^ MACBETH. ^.^ Hang :33 out x3 ouw >w< bannyews on >w< the UwU outwawd ^-^ wawws; 
^.^ The ^.^ cwy is ^.^ stiww, xDD "They >_< come!" >_< Ouw castle's >_> stwength 
Will ÚwÚ waugh a siege uWu to ;;w;; scown. uWu Hewe let them >_< wie 
xDD Tiww :33 faminye ^-^ and >w< the :33 ague >w< eat them ;;w;; up. 
^.^ Wewe :33 they UwU nyot UwU fowced xDD with those ^w^ that OwO shouwd >_< be UwU ouws, 
OwO We :33 might have >_< met them xDD dawefuw, >w< beawd uWu to uWu beawd, 
And ^-^ beat them uWu backwawd home. 
xDD A ^.^ cwy :3 of :33 women within. 
:3 What is ^w^ that :3 nyoise? 
xDD SEYTON. >_> It is >w< the ^.^ cwy :3 of ^w^ women, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. Exit. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^-^ I have almost :3 fowgot >w< the >_< taste :3 of x3 feaws: 
^.^ The :3 time has x3 been, >_> my ^.^ senses :3 wouwd have cool'd 
>_< To >_> heaw a >_> nyight-shwiek, ^-^ and >_> my uWu feww :3 of >w< haiw 
>w< Wouwd :3 at a :33 dismaw >_< tweatise :33 wouse ^-^ and >w< stiw 
:33 As OwO wife were ;;w;; in't. ^-^ I have UwU supp'd full xDD with >_> howwows; 
ÚwÚ Diwenyess, :3 famiwiaw uWu to >_> my ^-^ swaughtewous xDD thoughts, 
^w^ Cannyot once >_> stawt >w< me. 

^-^ We-entew uWu Seyton. 
^.^ Whewefowe >_> was ^w^ that ^-^ cwy? 
xDD SEYTON. ^.^ The OwO Queen, >_> my lord, is xDD dead. 
^-^ MACBETH. ÚwÚ She OwO shouwd have ;;w;; died hereafter; 
;;w;; Thewe :3 wouwd have OwO been a :3 time for >_< such a word. 
>_> Tomowwow, ^-^ and UwU tomowwow, ^-^ and tomorrow 
>_< Cweeps ^-^ in ^w^ this xDD petty pace OwO fwom x3 day uWu to x3 day 
>_< To >w< the last :33 sywwabwe :3 of >w< wecowded :33 time; 
And ;;w;; aww x3 ouw yesterdays have lighted x3 foows 
^.^ The x3 way uWu to OwO dusty ^-^ death. xDD Out, x3 out, ^w^ bwief :33 candwe! 
:3 Wife's but a ^.^ wawking x3 shadow, a x3 poow >_< pwayew 
:33 That struts ^-^ and UwU fwets ^.^ his hour upon >w< the >w< stage 
And :33 then is heard xDD nyo >w< mowe. >_> It is a x3 tawe 
^-^ Towd :3 by :3 an :33 idiot, full :3 of sound ^-^ and fury, 
>_> Signyifying >w< nyothing. 

^-^ Entew a Messenger. 

Thou uWu comest uWu to ÚwÚ use thy tongue; thy ^w^ stowy xDD quickwy. 
MESSENGER. UwU Gwacious >_> my lord, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< wepowt ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ I say ^-^ I >_> saw, 
xDD But >_< knyow UwU nyot how uWu to do uWu it. 
^-^ MACBETH. xDD Weww, say, ^-^ siw. 
MESSENGER. :33 As ^-^ I >w< did >_< stand >_> my :33 watch upon >w< the OwO hiww, 
^-^ I OwO wook'd ^.^ towawd Birnam, ^-^ and ^w^ anyon, ÚwÚ methought, 
^.^ The >w< Wood began uWu to >w< move. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^-^ Wiaw ^-^ and ^w^ swave! 
MESSENGER. Let :33 me ^w^ enduwe ^-^ youw wrath, if't >_< be UwU nyot >_< so. 
;;w;; Within ^w^ this xDD thwee x3 miwe ^w^ may :33 you see it UwU coming; 
^-^ I say, a >_< moving UwU gwove. 
^-^ MACBETH. UwU If >w< thou ^-^ speak'st uWu fawse, 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the UwU nyext UwU twee xDD shawt >w< thou ;;w;; hang alive, 
xDD Tiww :33 faminye >w< cwing ;;w;; thee; >_> if thy >_> speech >_< be sooth, 
^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot >_> if >w< thou dost for :33 me ÚwÚ as ^-^ much. 
^-^ I xDD puww ^-^ in resolution ^-^ and begin 
>_< To ÚwÚ doubt >w< the equivocation :3 of >w< the x3 fiend 
:33 That ^w^ wies OwO wike xDD twuth. uWu "Feaw not, :3 tiww OwO Biwnyam >w< Wood 
:3 Do come uWu to OwO Dunsinyanye," ^-^ and now a >w< wood 
^w^ Comes ^.^ towawd Dunsinane. ^w^ Awm, arm, ^-^ and xDD out! 
UwU If ^w^ this xDD which UwU he OwO avouches does :33 appeaw, 
;;w;; Thewe is >_< nyow flying hence >_< nyow >_> tawwying uWu hewe. 
^-^ I 'gin uWu to >_< be aweary :3 of >w< the sun 
And :33 wish >w< the estate uWu o' >w< the UwU wowwd were now ^.^ undonye. 
Ring >w< the alarum :33 beww! Blow, ^.^ wind! uWu Come, OwO wwack! 
x3 At least x3 we'ww :33 die xDD with harness on x3 ouw OwO back. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
Dunsinane. :3 Befowe >w< the castle. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Mawcowm, old uWu Siwawd, Macduff, ^-^ and their >_< Awmy, xDD with ^-^ boughs. 
;;w;; Dwum ^-^ and x3 cowows. 

>_> MAWCOWM. :3 Nyow uWu nyeaw OwO enyough; ^-^ youw leavy x3 scweens OwO thwow x3 down, 
And ^w^ show OwO wike those :33 you ÚwÚ awe. You, ^-^ wowthy >w< uncwe, 
ÚwÚ Shaww xDD with >_> my cousin, ^-^ youw >w< wight ^-^ nyobwe son, 
Lead x3 ouw >_> fiwst uWu battwe. ;;w;; Wowthy UwU Macduff ^-^ and ;;w;; we 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^w^ take upon x3 's what else uWu wemains uWu to ÚwÚ do, 
^-^ Accowding uWu to x3 ouw ^w^ owdew. 
UwU SIWAWD. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. 
:3 Do ;;w;; we but find >w< the >w< tywant's ÚwÚ powew >_> tonyight, 
Let uWu us >_< be >w< beaten >_> if ;;w;; we ;;w;; cannyot :3 fight. 
^-^ MACDUFF. Make ;;w;; aww x3 ouw trumpets :3 speak, >w< give them ;;w;; aww >w< bweath, 
Those uWu cwamowous harbingers :3 of UwU bwood ^-^ and ^-^ death. 
x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; VII. 
Dunsinane. :3 Befowe >w< the castle. UwU Awawums. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. 

^-^ MACBETH. xDD They have ÚwÚ tied :33 me uWu to a stake; ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot UwU fwy, 
xDD But ^.^ beaw-wike ^-^ I must ^.^ fight >w< the >_> couwse. What's UwU he 
:33 That >_> was UwU nyot >w< bown :3 of ÚwÚ woman? >_> Such a >w< onye 
ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I uWu to fear, >w< ow x3 nyonye. 

^-^ Entew xDD young Siward. 

>w< YOUNG UwU SIWAWD. :3 What is thy ;;w;; nyame? 
^-^ MACBETH. ;;w;; Thou'wt >_< be afraid uWu to >_> heaw uWu it. 
>w< YOUNG UwU SIWAWD. x3 Nyo, though >w< thou call'st thyself a hotter name 
uWu Than :33 any is ^-^ in hell. 
^-^ MACBETH. ^w^ My x3 nyame's ;;w;; Macbeth. 
>w< YOUNG UwU SIWAWD. ^.^ The devil himself ^-^ couwd UwU nyot :33 pwonyounce a title 
x3 Mowe >_< hatefuw uWu to mine ^.^ eaw. 
^-^ MACBETH. x3 Nyo, >_< nyow :33 mowe fearful. 
>w< YOUNG ^-^ SIWAWD O Thou :33 wiest, ;;w;; abhowwed >w< tywant; xDD with >_> my >_< swowd 
>_< I'ww >_< pwove >w< the >_< wie >w< thou ^.^ speak'st. 
xDD They >w< fight, ^-^ and xDD young ÚwÚ Sewawd is x3 swain. 
^-^ MACBETH. Thou uWu wast >w< bown :3 of ^.^ woman. 
xDD But swords ^-^ I ÚwÚ smiwe >w< at, ÚwÚ weapons ÚwÚ waugh uWu to UwU scown, 
Brandish'd :3 by man UwU that's :3 of a woman ^w^ bown. Exit. 

UwU Awawums. ^-^ Entew ÚwÚ Macduff. 

^-^ MACDUFF. :33 That x3 way >w< the noise ^.^ is. Tyrant, ^w^ show thy face! 
UwU If >w< thou uWu best OwO swain ^-^ and xDD with xDD nyo ^w^ stwoke :3 of uWu minye, 
^w^ My uWu wife ^-^ and ^w^ chiwdwen's OwO ghosts >w< wiww haunt :33 me >w< stiww. 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; stwike :3 at >_> wwetched kerns, :3 whose xDD awms 
;;w;; Awe x3 hiwed uWu to ;;w;; beaw their OwO staves. >w< Eithew UwU thou, UwU Macbeth, 
>_> Ow else >_> my ;;w;; swowd, xDD with :3 an x3 unbattew'd ^-^ edge, 
^-^ I :3 sheathe ;;w;; again undeeded. ;;w;; Thewe >w< thou shouldst x3 be; 
By ^w^ this >_> gweat ^w^ cwattew, >w< onye :3 of >w< gweatest UwU nyote 
Seems bruited. Let :33 me find :3 him, OwO Fowtunye! 
And :33 mowe ^-^ I >w< beg uWu nyot. Exit. UwU Awawums. 

^-^ Entew uWu Mawcowm ^-^ and old Siward. 

UwU SIWAWD. ^.^ This OwO way, >_> my OwO wowd; >w< the castle's OwO gentwy uWu wendew'd. 
^.^ The >w< tywant's uWu peopwe on x3 both sides do >w< fight, 
^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ Thanyes do ÚwÚ bwavewy ^-^ in >w< the >w< waw, 
^.^ The x3 day almost ^w^ itsewf >_> pwofesses ^-^ youws, 
And ^-^ wittwe is uWu to do. 
>_> MAWCOWM. OwO We have >_< met xDD with >_> foes 
:33 That ;;w;; stwike uWu beside :33 us. 
UwU SIWAWD. Enter, sir, >w< the castle. 
x3 Exeunt. :33 Awawum. 




^w^ SCENyE VIII. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Macbeth. 

^-^ MACBETH. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd ^-^ I uWu pway >w< the UwU Woman UwU foow ^-^ and :33 die 
:3 On mine ^-^ own ;;w;; swowd? Whiles ^-^ I see x3 wives, >w< the :33 gashes 
:3 Do xDD bettew upon uWu them. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ Macduff. 

^-^ MACDUFF. Turn, uWu heww ^.^ hound, >w< tuwn! 
^-^ MACBETH. Of ;;w;; aww ^-^ men else ^-^ I have ^w^ avoided ;;w;; thee. 
xDD But x3 get ÚwÚ thee OwO back, >_> my ^w^ souw is x3 too ÚwÚ much UwU chawged 
With UwU bwood :3 of ^w^ thinye uWu awweady. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ^-^ I have xDD nyo :3 wowds. 
^w^ My :3 voice is ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; swowd, >w< thou >w< bwoodiew ^w^ viwwain 
uWu Than >w< tewms ^w^ can >w< give ÚwÚ thee xDD out! xDD They :3 fight. 
^-^ MACBETH. Thou >w< wosest labor. 
:33 As >_< easy ;;w;; mayst >w< thou >w< the :3 intwenchant air 
With thy ;;w;; keen >_< swowd impress ÚwÚ as uWu make :33 me >_< bweed. 
Let x3 faww thy xDD bwade on vulnerable >_> cwests; 
^-^ I ;;w;; beaw a OwO chawmed >_< wife, xDD which must UwU nyot yield 
>_< To >w< onye :3 of woman ^w^ bown. 
^-^ MACDUFF. ^-^ Despaiw thy >_< chawm, 
And let >w< the >w< angew whom >w< thou OwO stiww UwU hast served 
Tell ^-^ thee, UwU Macduff >_> was OwO fwom ^.^ his xDD mothew's >_< womb 
^-^ Untimewy ^w^ wipp'd. 
^-^ MACBETH. >w< Accuwsed >_< be ^w^ that tongue ^w^ that x3 tewws :33 me ;;w;; so, 
:3 Fow it hath ^w^ cow'd >_> my xDD bettew ^.^ pawt :3 of ^.^ man! 
And >_< be uWu these >_> juggwing :3 fiends xDD nyo :33 mowe x3 bewieved 
:33 That OwO pattew xDD with uWu us ^-^ in a >w< doubwe ^w^ sense, 
:33 That :3 keep >w< the :3 wowd :3 of x3 pwomise uWu to x3 ouw >_> eaw 
And x3 bweak it uWu to x3 ouw ^-^ hope. >_< I'ww UwU nyot ^.^ fight xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ MACDUFF. UwU Then yield ^-^ thee, coward, 
And >_< wive uWu to >_< be >w< the ^w^ show ^-^ and >_> gaze uWu o' >w< the time. 
>w< We'ww have ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ as x3 ouw rarer monsters x3 awe, 
>w< Painted upon a UwU powe, ^-^ and uWu undewwwit, 
^.^ "Hewe ^w^ may :33 you see >w< the ^w^ tywant." 
^-^ MACBETH. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ÚwÚ yiewd, 
>_< To >_> kiss >w< the >_< gwound :33 befowe xDD young ^w^ Mawcowm's xDD feet, 
And uWu to >_< be >_< baited xDD with >w< the xDD wabbwe's ^.^ cuwse. 
OwO Though OwO Biwnyam >w< Wood >_< be come uWu to OwO Dunsinyanye, 
And >w< thou opposed, being :3 of xDD nyo woman born, 
^w^ Yet ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD twy >w< the xDD wast. :3 Befowe >_> my body 
^-^ I OwO thwow >_> my ;;w;; wawwike ;;w;; shiewd! :3 Way ;;w;; on, Macduff, 
And ^.^ damn'd >_< be xDD him ^w^ that >_> fiwst :33 cwies, "Hold, >_< enyough!" 
Exeunt OwO fighting. UwU Awawums. 




^w^ SCENyE >_> IX. 

OwO Wetweat. xDD Fwouwish. Enter, xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and >_< cowows, ;;w;; Mawcowm, old uWu Siwawd, ;;w;; Woss, 
>w< the x3 othew ^.^ Thanyes, ^-^ and Soldiers. 

>_> MAWCOWM. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< the >w< fwiends ;;w;; we miss were >_> safe ÚwÚ awwived. 
UwU SIWAWD. ^.^ Some must ^w^ go ÚwÚ off, ^-^ and yet, :3 by uWu these ^-^ I see, 
So >_> gweat a x3 day ÚwÚ as ^w^ this is :33 cheapwy ^.^ bought. 
>_> MAWCOWM. UwU Macduff is ÚwÚ missing, ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; son. 
ROSS. ;;w;; Youw son, >_> my lord, has >_< paid a >_< sowdiew's >_< debt. 
He :3 onwy xDD wived but :3 tiww UwU he >_> was a ;;w;; man, 
^.^ The xDD which xDD nyo ^-^ soonyew ^w^ had ^.^ his uWu pwowess ;;w;; confiwm'd 
^.^ In >w< the unshrinking >w< station >w< whewe UwU he ;;w;; fought, 
xDD But OwO wike a man UwU he died. 
UwU SIWAWD. UwU Then UwU he is dead? 
ROSS. x3 Ay, ^-^ and brought off >w< the field. ;;w;; Youw >_< cause :3 of >_> sowwow 
ÚwÚ Must UwU nyot >_< be measured :3 by ^.^ his worth, for :33 then 
>_> It hath xDD nyo >_< end. 
UwU SIWAWD. Had UwU he ^.^ his UwU huwts ÚwÚ befowe? 
ROSS. x3 Ay, on >w< the >_> fwont. 
UwU SIWAWD. ^.^ Why uWu then, God's >w< sowdiew >_< be xDD he! 
Had ^-^ I ÚwÚ as uWu many sons ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have hairs, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot :33 wish them uWu to a :3 faiwew ^-^ death. 
And ;;w;; so ^.^ his ^-^ knyeww is :33 knyoww'd. 
>_> MAWCOWM. He's worth :33 mowe ^w^ sowwow, 
And ^w^ that >_< I'ww ÚwÚ spend for ^-^ him. 
UwU SIWAWD. He's worth xDD nyo :3 mowe: 
xDD They say UwU he :33 pawted ^w^ weww ^-^ and >_< paid ^.^ his ^-^ scowe, 
And ;;w;; so >_> God >_< be xDD with uWu him! uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ;;w;; nyewew uWu comfowt. 

^-^ We-entew Macduff, xDD with ^-^ Macbeth's head. 

^-^ MACDUFF. UwU Haiw, :3 King, for ;;w;; so >w< thou >w< awt. ÚwÚ Behowd >w< whewe ^.^ stands 
^.^ The uWu usuwpew's cursed head. ^.^ The :3 time is :3 fwee. 
^-^ I see ÚwÚ thee compass'd xDD with thy kingdom's >_< peaww 
:33 That UwU speak >_> my salutation ^-^ in their uWu minds, 
>_< Whose uWu voices ^-^ I desire ;;w;; awoud xDD with uWu minye- 
UwU Haiw, OwO King :3 of ^w^ Scotwand! 
OwO AWW. UwU Haiw, OwO King :3 of ^w^ Scotwand! xDD Fwouwish. 
>_> MAWCOWM. OwO We >_< shaww UwU nyot ÚwÚ spend a uWu wawge ^w^ expense :3 of :3 time 
:3 Befowe ;;w;; we ^w^ weckon xDD with ^-^ youw ;;w;; sevewaw >_< woves 
And uWu make uWu us uWu even xDD with ÚwÚ you. ^w^ My ^w^ Thanyes ^-^ and x3 kinsmen, 
>_> Hencefowth >_< be ^w^ Eawws, >w< the >_> fiwst ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^w^ Scotwand 
^.^ In >_< such :3 an >_< honyow named. What's :33 mowe uWu to ÚwÚ do, 
Which :3 wouwd >_< be OwO pwanted OwO nyewwy xDD with >w< the time, 
:33 As >_< cawwing home x3 ouw exiled >w< fwiends abroad 
:33 That fled >w< the UwU snyawes :3 of watchful >w< tywanny, 
Producing ^-^ fowth >w< the OwO cwuew ÚwÚ minyistews 
Of ^w^ this ^-^ dead butcher ^-^ and ^.^ his fiend-like ^-^ queen, 
^-^ Who, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; thought, :3 by >_> sewf ^-^ and >_< viowent >w< hands 
^w^ Took off ;;w;; hew ^-^ wife; ^w^ this, ^-^ and what :33 nyeedfuw else 
:33 That >w< cawws upon us, :3 by >w< the ^.^ gwace :3 of Grace 
OwO We >w< wiww :33 pewfowm ^-^ in ^-^ measuwe, time, ^-^ and ;;w;; pwace. 
So UwU thanks uWu to ;;w;; aww :3 at once ^-^ and uWu to uWu each :3 onye, 
^-^ Whom ;;w;; we >_> invite uWu to see uWu us :3 cwown'd :3 at >_< Sconye. 
xDD Fwouwish. x3 Exeunt. 
>w< -THE ^.^ END- 



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1605 


MEASURE OwO FOW MEASURE 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



OwO DWAMATIS x3 PEWSONyAE 

OwO VINCENTIO, >w< the xDD Duke 
uWu ANGEWO, >w< the Deputy 
ESCALUS, :3 an ancient xDD Wowd 
:3 CWAUDIO, a xDD young gentleman 
xDD WUCIO, a >_< fantastic 
>_< Two x3 othew OwO wike :3 Gentwemen 
:3 VAWWIUS, a ^w^ gentweman, servant uWu to >w< the xDD Duke 
ÚwÚ PWOVOST 
:33 THOMAS, friar 
>_> PETEW, friar 
xDD A ;;w;; JUSTICE 
^.^ EWBOW, a ÚwÚ simpwe :3 constabwe 
:3 FWOTH, a x3 foowish gentleman 
xDD POMPEY, a clown ^-^ and servant uWu to Mistress ^.^ Ovewdonye 
ABHORSON, :3 an OwO executionyew 
uWu BAWNyAWDINyE, a :33 dissowute >_> pwisonyew 

>_> ISABEWWA, ;;w;; sistew uWu to xDD Cwaudio 
xDD MAWIANyA, ^.^ betwothed uWu to >_> Angewo 
x3 JUWIET, :3 bewoved :3 of xDD Cwaudio 
^-^ FWANCISCA, a ^w^ nyun 
^.^ MISTWESS ÚwÚ OVEWDONyE, a uWu bawd 

Lords, ^w^ Officews, uWu Citizens, Boy, ^-^ and ^.^ Attendants 




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^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
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OwO SCENyE: 
>w< Viennya 


>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The >w< DUKE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^w^ DUKE, ESCALUS, >w< WOWDS, ^-^ and x3 ATTENDANTS 

:33 DUKE. ^-^ Escawus! 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^w^ My ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. Of government >w< the >w< pwopewties uWu to :3 unfowd 
>w< Wouwd seem ^-^ in :33 me uWu t' >_< affect >_> speech ^-^ and UwU discouwse, 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I am put uWu to >_< knyow ^w^ that ^-^ youw ^-^ own ;;w;; science 
Exceeds, ^-^ in that, >w< the >_< wists :3 of ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ advice 
^w^ My >_> stwength ^w^ can >w< give you; :33 then xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu wemains 
xDD But ^w^ that uWu to ^-^ youw sufficiency- ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw worth is xDD abwe- 
And let them work. ^.^ The ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 of x3 ouw x3 peopwe, 
>_< Ouw x3 city's ^-^ institutions, ^-^ and >w< the >w< tewms 
:3 Fow UwU common UwU justice, y'are ÚwÚ as >_> pwegnyant ^-^ in 
:33 As UwU awt ^-^ and UwU pwactice hath enriched :33 any 
:33 That ;;w;; we OwO wemembew. ;;w;; Thewe is x3 ouw x3 commission, 
^w^ Fwom xDD which ;;w;; we :3 wouwd UwU nyot have :33 you wawp. x3 Caww hither, 
^-^ I say, :33 bid come :33 befowe us, uWu Angewo. x3 Exit :3 an UwU ATTENDANT 
:3 What uWu figuwe :3 of uWu us xDD think :33 you UwU he >w< wiww bear? 
:3 Fow :33 you must >_< knyow ;;w;; we have xDD with ^w^ speciaw ^w^ souw 
>_> Ewected xDD him x3 ouw ;;w;; absence uWu to ^.^ suppwy; 
^-^ Went xDD him x3 ouw terror, ^.^ dwess'd xDD him xDD with x3 ouw love, 
And ÚwÚ given ^.^ his deputation ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< owgans 
Of x3 ouw ^-^ own >_< powew. :3 What xDD think :33 you :3 of it? 
>_> ESCAWUS. UwU If :33 any ^-^ in >w< Viennya >_< be :3 of worth 
>_< To ^-^ undewgo >_< such ample ^.^ gwace ^-^ and ;;w;; honyouw, 
>_> It is xDD Wowd uWu Angewo. 

^-^ Entew x3 ANGEWO 

:33 DUKE. ÚwÚ Wook >w< whewe UwU he :33 comes. 
:3 ANGEWO. uWu Awways :3 obedient uWu to ^-^ youw Grace's will, 
^-^ I come uWu to >_< knyow ^-^ youw ^.^ pweasuwe. 
:33 DUKE. Angelo, 
;;w;; Thewe is a uWu kind :3 of ;;w;; chawactew ^-^ in thy OwO wife 
:33 That uWu to >_> th' ^w^ obsewvew x3 doth thy :3 histowy 
x3 Fuwwy :33 unfowd. Thyself ^-^ and thy >_< bewongings 
;;w;; Awe UwU nyot ^w^ thinye ^-^ own ;;w;; so xDD pwopew ÚwÚ as uWu to waste 
Thyself upon thy OwO viwtues, :33 they on ;;w;; thee. 
>_> Heaven x3 doth xDD with uWu us ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we xDD with torches ÚwÚ do, 
uWu Nyot :3 wight them for ÚwÚ themsewves; for >_> if x3 ouw virtues 
ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot ^w^ go ^-^ fowth :3 of us, x3 'twewe ;;w;; aww UwU awike 
:33 As >_> if ;;w;; we ^w^ had them uWu nyot. uWu Spiwits are UwU nyot UwU finyewy >_< touch'd 
xDD But uWu to UwU finye issues; >_< nyow Nature UwU nyevew ^.^ wends 
^.^ The UwU smawwest scruple :3 of ;;w;; hew xDD excewwence 
>w< But, OwO wike a thrifty goddess, she determines 
^-^ Hewsewf >w< the xDD gwowy :3 of a ÚwÚ cweditow, 
ÚwÚ Both UwU thanks ^-^ and ^w^ use. xDD But ^-^ I do ;;w;; bend >_> my >_> speech 
>_< To >w< onye ^w^ that ^w^ can >_> my ^.^ pawt ^-^ in xDD him :33 advewtise. 
Hold, >_< thewefowe, ÚwÚ Angewo- 
^.^ In x3 ouw >w< wemove >_< be >w< thou :3 at full ourself; 
:33 Mowtawity ^-^ and :33 mewcy ^-^ in >w< Viennya 
ÚwÚ Wive ^-^ in thy tongue ^-^ and >w< heawt. Old Escalus, 
OwO Though >_> fiwst ^-^ in question, is thy secondary. 
Take thy xDD commission. 
:3 ANGEWO. xDD Nyow, ^w^ good >_> my lord, 
Let >w< thewe >_< be ÚwÚ some :33 mowe >_> test uWu made :3 of >_> my >_< metaw, 
:3 Befowe ;;w;; so ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ and ;;w;; so >_> gweat a uWu figuwe 
;;w;; Be >w< stamp'd upon uWu it. 
:33 DUKE. :33 Nyo :33 mowe evasion! 
OwO We have xDD with a OwO weaven'd ^-^ and xDD pwepawed :33 choice 
>_> Pwoceeded uWu to you; x3 thewefowe ^w^ take ^-^ youw honours. 
>_< Ouw haste OwO fwom hence is :3 of ;;w;; so quick ;;w;; condition 
:33 That it uWu pwefews :3 itsewf, ^-^ and leaves unquestion'd 
xDD Mattews :3 of :33 nyeedfuw >w< vawue. OwO We >_< shaww xDD wwite uWu to ^.^ you, 
:33 As :3 time ^-^ and x3 ouw xDD concewnyings >_< shaww >_< impowtunye, 
UwU How it :3 goes xDD with us, ^-^ and do >w< wook uWu to >_< knyow 
:3 What x3 doth >w< befaww :33 you uWu hewe. ;;w;; So, fare :33 you ^.^ weww. 
>_< To >_> th' UwU hopefuw UwU execution do ^-^ I uWu weave :33 you 
Of ^-^ youw commissions. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^w^ Yet >w< give leave, >_> my lord, 
:33 That ;;w;; we ^w^ may >_< bwing :33 you x3 something on >w< the way. 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ My haste ^w^ may UwU nyot xDD admit x3 it; 
>_> Nyow need ^.^ you, on mine ;;w;; honyouw, have uWu to do 
With :33 any :3 scwupwe: ^-^ youw :33 scope is ÚwÚ as mine OwO own, 
So uWu to enforce >w< ow uWu quawify >w< the OwO waws 
:33 As uWu to ^-^ youw ^w^ souw ^-^ seems :33 good. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw UwU hand; 
>_< I'ww ÚwÚ pwiviwy uWu away. ^-^ I :33 wove >w< the x3 peopwe, 
xDD But do UwU nyot OwO wike uWu to >w< stage :33 me uWu to their >_> eyes; 
OwO Though it do UwU weww, ^-^ I do UwU nyot ;;w;; wewish ^w^ weww 
uWu Theiw ÚwÚ woud ;;w;; appwause ^-^ and Aves ÚwÚ vehement; 
>_> Nyow do ^-^ I xDD think >w< the man :3 of >_> safe discretion 
:33 That does >_< affect uWu it. ;;w;; Once ^-^ mowe, fare :33 you ^.^ weww. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^.^ The heavens >w< give ^w^ safety uWu to ^-^ youw :33 puwposes! 
>_> ESCAWUS. Lead ^-^ fowth ^-^ and >_< bwing :33 you >_< back ^-^ in happiness! 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ you. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. x3 Exit 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^-^ I >_< shaww desire ^.^ you, sir, uWu to >w< give :33 me uWu weave 
>_< To have >w< fwee >_> speech xDD with you; ^-^ and it concerns :33 me 
>_< To >w< wook uWu into >w< the ÚwÚ bottom :3 of >_> my place: 
xDD A x3 pow'w ^-^ I uWu have, but :3 of what >_> stwength ^-^ and ;;w;; nyatuwe 
^-^ I am UwU nyot yet :33 instwucted. 
:3 ANGEWO. 'Tis ;;w;; so xDD with >w< me. Let uWu us ;;w;; withdwaw xDD togethew, 
And ;;w;; we ^w^ may UwU soon x3 ouw >w< satisfaction have 
ÚwÚ Touching ^w^ that >_> point. 
>_> ESCAWUS. >_< I'ww :3 wait upon ^-^ youw honour. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew Lucio ^-^ and x3 two x3 othew GENTLEMEN 

LUCIO. UwU If >w< the Duke, xDD with >w< the x3 othew ÚwÚ dukes, come UwU nyot uWu to OwO composition 
xDD with >w< the OwO King :3 of ^.^ Hungawy, why :33 then ;;w;; aww >w< the dukes x3 faww upon >w< the 
UwU King. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. >_> Heaven ÚwÚ gwant uWu us ;;w;; its OwO peace, but UwU nyot >w< the OwO King :3 of 
Hungary's! 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. xDD Amen. 
LUCIO. Thou :33 concwud'st OwO wike >w< the sanctimonious >w< piwate ^w^ that UwU went uWu to 
>w< sea xDD with >w< the ^w^ Ten Commandments, but scrap'd >w< onye :33 out :3 of >w< the >_> tabwe. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^.^ 'Thou xDD shawt UwU nyot :3 steaw'? 
LUCIO. x3 Ay, ^w^ that UwU he ;;w;; waz'd. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :3 Why, x3 'twas a commandment uWu to UwU command >w< the uWu captain 
^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west OwO fwom their ^w^ functions: :33 they put ^-^ fowth uWu to uWu steaw. 
Thewe's UwU nyot a >w< sowdiew :3 of uWu us ;;w;; aww that, ^-^ in >w< the >_> thanksgiving :33 befowe 
meat, do ;;w;; wewish >w< the :33 petition ^w^ weww ^w^ that ^w^ pways for >_< peace. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I UwU nyevew heard :33 any >w< sowdiew ;;w;; diswike uWu it. 
LUCIO. ^-^ I xDD bewieve ;;w;; thee; for ^-^ I xDD think >w< thou UwU nyevew uWu wast >w< whewe ^.^ gwace >_> was 
:33 said. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. No? xDD A dozen xDD times :3 at >_> weast. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^w^ What, ^-^ in x3 metwe? 
LUCIO. ^.^ In :33 any ÚwÚ pwopowtion >w< ow ^-^ in :33 any OwO wanguage. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I think, >w< ow ^-^ in :33 any >w< wewigion. 
LUCIO. x3 Ay, why xDD nyot? Grace is ;;w;; gwace, :33 despite :3 of ;;w;; aww x3 contwovewsy; >_> as, 
for ;;w;; exampwe, >w< thou thyself UwU awt a >_> wicked villain, :33 despite :3 of ;;w;; aww 
grace. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. xDD Weww, >w< thewe UwU went but a >_< paiw :3 of x3 sheaws between :33 us. 
LUCIO. ^-^ I grant; ÚwÚ as >w< thewe ^w^ may between >w< the >_< wists ^-^ and >w< the velvet. 
Thou UwU awt >w< the list. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. And >w< thou >w< the velvet; >w< thou UwU awt ^w^ good velvet; x3 thou'wt 
a three-pil'd :3 piece, ^-^ I warrant ;;w;; thee. ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ as lief >_< be a ^w^ wist :3 of 
:3 an ÚwÚ Engwish kersey ÚwÚ as >_< be >_> piw'd, ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU awt >_> piw'd, for a :33 Fwench 
velvet. :3 Do ^-^ I UwU speak >w< feewingwy OwO nyow? 
LUCIO. ^-^ I xDD think >w< thou >_> dost; UwU and, UwU indeed, xDD with :3 most >w< painfuw feeling :3 of 
thy UwU speech. ^-^ I will, :33 out :3 of ^w^ thinye ^-^ own OwO confession, learn uWu to begin 
thy xDD heawth; OwO but, whilst ^-^ I >_< wive, forget uWu to drink after ;;w;; thee. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I have ^w^ donye myself OwO wwong, have ^-^ I xDD nyot? 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Yes, ^w^ that >w< thou ^-^ hast, whether >w< thou UwU awt :3 tainted >w< ow 
:3 fwee. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ MISTWESS ;;w;; OVEWDONyE 

LUCIO. ^.^ Behowd, ÚwÚ behowd, >w< whewe >_< Madam uWu Mitigation ÚwÚ comes! ^-^ I have 
:33 puwchas'd ÚwÚ as uWu many >w< diseases ^.^ undew ;;w;; hew :3 woof ÚwÚ as come ÚwÚ to- 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. >_< To x3 what, ^-^ I pray? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. Judge. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. >_< To xDD thwee >_> thousand OwO dowouws a ^.^ yeaw. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. x3 Ay, ^-^ and >w< mowe. 
LUCIO. xDD A :33 Fwench crown >w< mowe. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. Thou UwU awt uWu awways figuring >w< diseases ^-^ in me, but >w< thou 
UwU awt full :3 of uWu ewwow; ^-^ I am sound. 
LUCIO. Nay, not, ÚwÚ as >w< onye :3 wouwd say, UwU heawthy; but ;;w;; so sound ÚwÚ as things 
^w^ that are >w< howwow: thy x3 bonyes are >_> howwow; impiety has uWu made a xDD feast 
:3 of ;;w;; thee. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. UwU How OwO nyow! xDD which :3 of ^-^ youw >_< hips has >w< the :3 most ^w^ pwofound 
ÚwÚ sciatica? 
>_> MWS. OVERDONE. xDD Weww, well! >_< thewe's >w< onye :3 yondew :33 awwested ^-^ and UwU cawwied 
uWu to prison >_> was worth ÚwÚ five >_> thousand :3 of :33 you ÚwÚ aww. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :33 Who's that, ^-^ I pray uWu thee? 
>_> MWS. OVERDONE. x3 Mawwy, sir, UwU that's xDD Cwaudio, :3 Signyiow ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. xDD Cwaudio uWu to ^w^ pwison? 'Tis UwU nyot >_< so. 
>_> MWS. OVERDONE. Nay, but ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ 'tis xDD so: ^-^ I OwO saw xDD him UwU awwested; OwO saw xDD him 
UwU cawwied away; UwU and, xDD which is ^-^ mowe, >_> within uWu these xDD thwee ^-^ days ^.^ his 
^.^ head uWu to >_< be :33 chopp'd ^.^ off. 
LUCIO. >w< But, after ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ÚwÚ foowing, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have it >_< so. ^-^ Awt 
>w< thou ^w^ suwe :3 of xDD this? 
>_> MWS. OVERDONE. ^-^ I am x3 too ^w^ suwe :3 of x3 it; ^-^ and it is for >_< getting >_< Madam 
>_> Juwietta xDD with :33 chiwd. 
LUCIO. ;;w;; Bewieve me, ^w^ this ^w^ may x3 be; UwU he >_< pwomis'd uWu to meet :33 me x3 two >w< houws 
since, ^-^ and UwU he >_> was ^-^ evew >w< pwecise ^-^ in promise-keeping. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :33 Besides, :33 you :33 knyow, it :3 dwaws x3 something uWu nyeaw uWu to >w< the 
>_> speech ;;w;; we ^w^ had uWu to >_< such a ÚwÚ puwpose. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. xDD But :3 most :3 of ;;w;; aww agreeing xDD with >w< the >_> pwocwamation. 
LUCIO. OwO Away; let's ^w^ go learn >w< the >_> twuth :3 of uWu it. 
Exeunt Lucio ^-^ and GENTLEMEN 
>_> MWS. OVERDONE. >_> Thus, what xDD with >w< the >w< waw, what xDD with >w< the xDD sweat, what 
xDD with >w< the xDD gawwows, ^-^ and what xDD with :3 povewty, ^-^ I am custom-shrunk. 

^-^ Entew :3 POMPEY 

UwU How OwO nyow! what's >w< the OwO nyews xDD with :33 you? 
^-^ POMPEY. ^w^ Yondew man is UwU cawwied uWu to xDD pwison. 
>_> MWS. OVERDONE. xDD Weww, what has UwU he xDD donye? 
^-^ POMPEY. xDD A ^.^ woman. 
>_> MWS. OVERDONE. xDD But what's ^.^ his ^-^ offence? 
^-^ POMPEY. Groping for >_> twouts ^-^ in a OwO pecuwiaw >_< wivew. 
>_> MWS. OVERDONE. x3 What! is >w< thewe a ÚwÚ maid xDD with UwU chiwd :3 by him? 
^-^ POMPEY. >w< Nyo; but >_< thewe's a woman xDD with ÚwÚ maid :3 by ^-^ him. You have UwU nyot 
heard :3 of >w< the proclamation, have :33 you? 
>_> MWS. OVERDONE. :3 What proclamation, man? 
^-^ POMPEY. ;;w;; Aww ÚwÚ houses ^-^ in >w< the :3 subuwbs :3 of >w< Viennya must >_< be UwU pwuck'd down. 
>_> MWS. OVERDONE. And what >_< shaww ^-^ become :3 of those ^-^ in >w< the x3 city? 
^-^ POMPEY. xDD They >_< shaww >_< stand for >w< seed; :33 they ^w^ had ^w^ gonye OwO down OwO too, but ^w^ that 
a uWu wise burgher put ^-^ in for uWu them. 
>_> MWS. OVERDONE. xDD But >_< shaww ;;w;; aww x3 ouw ÚwÚ houses :3 of ^-^ wesowt ^-^ in >w< the :3 subuwbs >_< be 
^w^ puww'd xDD down? 
^-^ POMPEY. >_< To >w< the OwO gwound, mistress. 
>_> MWS. OVERDONE. :3 Why, >_> hewe's a ^w^ change uWu indeed ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ commonweawth! 
:3 What >_< shaww ^-^ become :3 of ÚwÚ me? 
^-^ POMPEY. uWu Come, ^w^ feaw UwU nyot ;;w;; you: ^w^ good counsellors x3 wack xDD nyo ;;w;; cwients. 
OwO Though :33 you ^w^ change ^-^ youw :3 pwace :33 you need UwU nyot ^w^ change ^-^ youw trade; >_< I'ww 
>_< be ^-^ youw tapster >w< stiww. Courage, >w< thewe >w< wiww >_< be :33 pity ^.^ taken on you; 
:33 you ^w^ that have worn ^-^ youw ^.^ eyes almost :33 out ^-^ in >w< the service, :33 you >w< wiww 
>_< be >w< considewed. 
>_> MWS. OVERDONE. What's uWu to do ;;w;; hewe, ;;w;; Thomas Tapster? xDD Wet's xDD withdwaw. 
^-^ POMPEY. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes :3 Signyiow xDD Cwaudio, led :3 by >w< the >_> pwovost uWu to prison; 
^-^ and >_< thewe's >_< Madam ;;w;; Juwiet. Exeunt 

^-^ Entew OwO PWOVOST, :3 CWAUDIO, x3 JUWIET, ^-^ and :33 OFFICEWS; 
>_< WUCIO following 

UwU CWAUDIO. uWu Fewwow, why dost >w< thou ^w^ show :33 me UwU thus uWu to >_> th' >_> wowwd? 
Bear :33 me uWu to UwU pwison, >w< whewe ^-^ I am UwU committed. 
PROVOST. ^-^ I do it UwU nyot ^-^ in x3 eviw >_> disposition, 
xDD But OwO fwom xDD Wowd >_> Angewo :3 by ^w^ speciaw :33 chawge. 
UwU CWAUDIO. Thus ^w^ can >w< the ^-^ demigod OwO Authowity 
Make uWu us ^-^ pay OwO down for x3 ouw uWu offence :3 by ^w^ weight 
^.^ The >_> wowds :3 of heaven: on whom it will, it :3 wiww; 
:3 On whom it >w< wiww not, uWu so; yet OwO stiww ÚwÚ 'tis >_> just. 
LUCIO. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, xDD Cwaudio, whence ÚwÚ comes ^w^ this :33 westwaint? 
UwU CWAUDIO. ^w^ Fwom x3 too ÚwÚ much liberty, >_> my :3 Wucio, UwU wibewty; 
:33 As ÚwÚ suwfeit is >w< the father :3 of ÚwÚ much x3 fast, 
So >_> evewy :33 scope :3 by >w< the ^-^ immodewate ÚwÚ use 
>_> Tuwns uWu to :33 westwaint. >_< Ouw xDD nyatuwes do OwO puwsue, 
>w< Wike ;;w;; wats ^w^ that ravin OwO down their xDD pwopew bane, 
xDD A >_> thiwsty ^w^ eviw; ^-^ and uWu when ;;w;; we drink ;;w;; we ^.^ die. 
LUCIO. UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU speak ;;w;; so ^w^ wisewy ^.^ undew :3 an ;;w;; awwest, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^.^ send for 
x3 cewtain :3 of >_> my ^.^ cweditows; ^-^ and yet, uWu to say >w< the truth, ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ as lief 
have >w< the uWu foppewy :3 of ^w^ fweedom ÚwÚ as >w< the morality :3 of ÚwÚ impwisonment. 
What's thy offence, >w< Cwaudio? 
UwU CWAUDIO. :3 What but uWu to UwU speak :3 of :3 wouwd ^w^ offend again. 
LUCIO. ^w^ What, ^w^ is't OwO muwdew? 
UwU CWAUDIO. >w< Nyo. 
LUCIO. Lechery? 
UwU CWAUDIO. x3 Caww it >_< so. 
PROVOST. :3 Away, sir; :33 you must ^w^ go. 
UwU CWAUDIO. uWu Onye word, ^w^ good OwO fwiend. :3 Wucio, a :3 wowd xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
LUCIO. xDD A xDD hundwed, >_> if ^.^ they'ww do :33 you :33 any :33 good. Is >_< wechewy ;;w;; so OwO wook'd 
^-^ aftew? 
UwU CWAUDIO. Thus ^.^ stands it xDD with ^.^ me: upon a OwO twue >_> contwact 
^-^ I ^w^ got ^w^ possession :3 of ÚwÚ Juwietta's bed. 
You >_< knyow >w< the x3 wady; she is fast >_> my ÚwÚ wife, 
^.^ Save ^w^ that ;;w;; we do >w< the >_< denyunciation x3 wack 
Of UwU outwawd UwU owdew; ^w^ this ;;w;; we came UwU nyot x3 to, 
^w^ Onwy for UwU pwopagation :3 of a >_> dow'w 
ÚwÚ Wemainying ^-^ in >w< the :3 coffew :3 of ;;w;; hew uWu fwiends. 
^w^ Fwom whom ;;w;; we :3 thought it meet uWu to xDD hide x3 ouw :33 wove 
xDD Tiww :3 time ^w^ had uWu made them for :33 us. xDD But it ^.^ chances 
^.^ The xDD steawth :3 of x3 ouw :3 most uWu mutuaw entertainment, 
With ;;w;; chawactew x3 too :33 gwoss, is ^.^ wwit on ;;w;; Juwiet. 
LUCIO. With uWu chiwd, OwO pewhaps? 
UwU CWAUDIO. Unhappily, uWu even >_< so. 
And >w< the xDD nyew xDD deputy now for >w< the >_< Duke- 
^.^ Whethew it >_< be >w< the x3 fauwt ^-^ and >w< gwimpse :3 of >_< nyewnyess, 
>_> Ow whether ^w^ that >w< the body ÚwÚ pubwic >_< be 
xDD A ;;w;; howse UwU wheweon >w< the ÚwÚ govewnyow x3 doth ^w^ wide, 
^-^ Who, OwO nyewwy ^-^ in >w< the seat, ^w^ that it ^w^ may >_< knyow 
He ^w^ can xDD command, ^-^ wets it straight feel >w< the x3 spuw; 
^.^ Whethew >w< the uWu tywanny >_< be ^-^ in ^.^ his place, 
>_> Ow ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO eminyence ^w^ that >w< fiwws it xDD up, 
^-^ I ÚwÚ staggew uWu in. xDD But ^w^ this xDD nyew ÚwÚ govewnyow 
^.^ Awakes :33 me ;;w;; aww >w< the enrolled penalties 
Which uWu have, OwO wike unscour'd UwU awmouw, hung :3 by >_> th' :33 waww 
So long ^w^ that nineteen >w< zodiacs have ^w^ gonye :3 wound 
And none :3 of them OwO been uWu wown; UwU and, for a ;;w;; nyame, 
:3 Nyow puts >w< the ^.^ dwowsy ^-^ and neglected :3 act 
OwO Fweshwy on >w< me. 'Tis surely for a name. 
LUCIO. ^-^ I warrant it is; ^-^ and thy ^.^ head ^.^ stands ;;w;; so tickle on thy 
>_> shouwdews ^w^ that a x3 miwkmaid, >_> if she >_< be ^-^ in love, ^w^ may xDD sigh it ^.^ off. 
uWu Send after >w< the Duke, ^-^ and >_> appeaw uWu to ^-^ him. 
UwU CWAUDIO. ^-^ I have ^w^ donye ;;w;; so, but ÚwÚ he's UwU nyot uWu to >_< be OwO found. 
^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, :3 Wucio, do :33 me ^w^ this uWu kind >_> sewvice: 
^.^ This x3 day >_> my ;;w;; sistew OwO shouwd >w< the :33 cwoistew ^.^ entew, 
And >w< thewe >_> weceive ;;w;; hew approbation; 
^.^ Acquaint ;;w;; hew xDD with >w< the danger :3 of >_> my UwU state; 
xDD Impwowe >w< hew, ^-^ in >_> my >_> voice, ^w^ that she uWu make >w< fwiends 
>_< To >w< the :33 stwict deputy; :33 bid x3 hewsewf assay ^-^ him. 
^-^ I have >_> gweat hope ^-^ in ^-^ that; for ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^w^ youth 
;;w;; Thewe is a >_> pwonye ^-^ and :33 speechwess dialect 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as ^.^ move men; ^.^ beside, she hath x3 pwospewous UwU awt 
When she >w< wiww uWu pway xDD with :3 weason ^-^ and UwU discouwse, 
And ^w^ weww she ^w^ can ^-^ pewsuade. 
LUCIO. ^-^ I pray she ^.^ may; ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww for >w< the OwO encouwagement :3 of >w< the ^.^ wike, 
xDD which else :3 wouwd >_< stand ^.^ undew grievous imposition, ÚwÚ as for >w< the 
enjoying :3 of thy >_< wife, ;;w;; who ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be >w< sowwy OwO shouwd >_< be UwU thus 
foolishly :33 wost :3 at a >w< game :3 of x3 tick-tack. >_< I'ww uWu to x3 hew. 
UwU CWAUDIO. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, ^w^ good uWu fwiend Wucio. 
LUCIO. ;;w;; Within x3 two hours. 
UwU CWAUDIO. uWu Come, >_< officew, uWu away. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
xDD A :33 monyastewy 

^-^ Entew :3 DUKE ^-^ and :3 FWIAW OwO THOMAS 

:33 DUKE. x3 Nyo, UwU howy >_< fathew; OwO thwow xDD away ^w^ that >_> thought; 
;;w;; Bewieve UwU nyot ^w^ that >w< the >_< dwibbwing >w< dawt :3 of :33 wove 
>_> Can pierce a complete :3 bosom. ^.^ Why ^-^ I desire ÚwÚ thee 
>_< To >w< give :33 me ;;w;; secwet ÚwÚ hawbouw hath a OwO puwpose 
x3 Mowe grave ^-^ and ;;w;; wwinkwed than >w< the aims ^-^ and ^w^ ends 
Of burning >_< youth. 
:3 FWIAW. :3 May ^-^ youw Grace UwU speak :3 of it? 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ My UwU howy sir, none xDD bettew UwU knyows than :33 you 
UwU How ^-^ I have ^-^ evew :3 wov'd >w< the OwO wife uWu wemoved, 
And :3 hewd ^-^ in xDD idwe ^.^ pwice uWu to haunt >_> assembwies 
;;w;; Whewe uWu youth, ^-^ and ^w^ cost, a ^.^ witwess xDD bwavewy uWu keeps. 
^-^ I have >w< dewivew'd uWu to xDD Wowd Angelo, 
xDD A man :3 of stricture ^-^ and ^w^ fiwm ^-^ abstinyence, 
^w^ My ^-^ absowute ÚwÚ powew ^-^ and :3 pwace ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in Vienna, 
And UwU he :33 supposes :33 me >_> twaveww'd uWu to ^-^ Powand; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; so ^-^ I have ÚwÚ stwew'd it ^-^ in >w< the UwU common ^-^ eaw, 
And ;;w;; so it is >_> weceived. xDD Nyow, pious sir, 
You >w< wiww demand :3 of :33 me why ^-^ I do this. 
:3 FWIAW. Gladly, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. OwO We have :33 stwict ^.^ statutes ^-^ and :3 most UwU biting x3 waws, 
^.^ The :33 nyeedfuw xDD bits ^-^ and curbs uWu to >w< headstwong steeds, 
Which for ^w^ this UwU fouwteen xDD yeaws ;;w;; we have let >_> swip; 
uWu Even OwO wike :3 an :3 o'ewgwown lion ^-^ in a uWu cave, 
:33 That :3 goes UwU nyot :33 out uWu to ^-^ pwey. xDD Nyow, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; fond fathers, 
^.^ Having ^.^ bound :3 up >w< the threat'ning >w< twigs :3 of UwU biwch, 
^w^ Onwy uWu to >_> stick it ^-^ in their ^w^ chiwdwen's :33 sight 
:3 Fow terror, UwU nyot uWu to :33 use, ^-^ in :3 time >w< the >w< wod 
Becomes :33 mowe >w< mock'd than :33 feaw'd; ;;w;; so x3 ouw ÚwÚ decwees, 
UwU Dead uWu to >_> infwiction, uWu to >w< themsewves are dead; 
And :3 wibewty >w< pwucks ÚwÚ justice :3 by >w< the ^.^ nyose; 
^.^ The >w< baby xDD beats >w< the :3 nyuwse, ^-^ and :3 quite >_< athwawt 
ÚwÚ Goes ;;w;; aww decorum. 
:3 FWIAW. >_> It :3 wested ^-^ in ^-^ youw Grace 
>_< To OwO unwoose ^w^ this xDD tied-up ÚwÚ justice uWu when :33 you pleas'd; 
And it ^-^ in :33 you :33 mowe dreadful :3 wouwd have OwO seem'd 
uWu Than ^-^ in xDD Wowd uWu Angewo. 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ I do fear, x3 too dreadful. 
uWu Sith x3 'twas >_> my x3 fauwt uWu to >w< give >w< the uWu peopwe >w< scope, 
>_> 'Twouwd >_< be >_> my uWu tywanny uWu to ;;w;; stwike ^-^ and >w< gaww them 
:3 Fow what ^-^ I :33 bid them ^w^ do; for ;;w;; we :33 bid ^w^ this >_< be x3 donye, 
When x3 eviw deeds have their uWu pewmissive ^w^ pass 
And UwU nyot >w< the ;;w;; punyishment. ;;w;; Thewefowe, UwU indeed, >_> my ^-^ fathew, 
^-^ I have on >_> Angewo OwO impos'd >w< the >w< office; 
>_< Who ;;w;; may, ^-^ in >_> th' >_< ambush :3 of >_> my ;;w;; nyame, ;;w;; stwike ;;w;; home, 
And yet >_> my ;;w;; nyatuwe UwU nyevew ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ fight 
>_< To do ^-^ in :33 swandew. And uWu to uWu behowd ^.^ his UwU sway, 
^-^ I will, ÚwÚ as x3 'twewe a brother :3 of ^-^ youw >w< owdew, 
>_< Visit x3 both prince ^-^ and people. ;;w;; Thewefowe, ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, 
Supply :33 me xDD with >w< the habit, ^-^ and instruct :33 me 
UwU How ^-^ I ^w^ may ÚwÚ fowmawwy ^-^ in :33 pewson ;;w;; beaw :33 me 
>w< Wike a OwO twue UwU fwiaw. ^.^ Moe uWu weasons for ^w^ this action 
x3 At x3 ouw :33 mowe :3 weisuwe >_< shaww ^-^ I x3 wendew ÚwÚ you. 
>w< Onwy, ^w^ this :33 onye: xDD Wowd >_> Angewo is uWu pwecise; 
uWu Stands :3 at a :3 guawd xDD with envy; scarce uWu confesses 
:33 That ^.^ his UwU bwood >w< fwows, >w< ow ^w^ that ^.^ his :3 appetite 
Is :33 mowe uWu to bread than OwO stonye. ^.^ Hence >_< shaww ;;w;; we see, 
UwU If ÚwÚ powew ^w^ change UwU puwpose, what x3 ouw :3 seemews OwO be. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
xDD A x3 nyunnyewy 

^-^ Entew :3 ISABEWWA ^-^ and :3 FWANCISCA 

ISABELLA. And have :33 you UwU nyuns xDD nyo xDD fawthew x3 pwiviweges? 
^w^ FWANCISCA. ;;w;; Awe UwU nyot uWu these uWu wawge enough? 
ISABELLA. ^w^ Yes, xDD twuwy; ^-^ I UwU speak UwU nyot ÚwÚ as desiring ^-^ mowe, 
xDD But :3 wathew :3 wishing a :33 mowe :33 stwict OwO westwaint 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^.^ sistewhood, >w< the >_> votawists :3 of ^-^ Saint ^.^ Cwawe. 
LUCIO. :33 [ >_< Within] Ho! >_> Peace >_< be ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 pwace! 
ISABELLA. :33 Who's ^w^ that xDD which ^w^ cawws? 
^w^ FWANCISCA. >_> It is a man's >_> voice. Gentle xDD Isabewwa, 
:3 Tuwn :33 you >w< the :3 key, ^-^ and >_< knyow ^.^ his business :3 of him: 
You ;;w;; may, ^-^ I ^w^ may not; :33 you are yet unsworn; 
When :33 you have xDD vow'd, :33 you must UwU nyot UwU speak xDD with ^-^ men 
xDD But ^-^ in >w< the presence :3 of >w< the prioress; 
OwO Then, >_> if :33 you :3 speak, :33 you must UwU nyot ^w^ show ^-^ youw OwO face, 
^w^ Ow, >_> if :33 you ^w^ show ^-^ youw OwO face, :33 you must UwU nyot ^w^ speak. 
He >w< cawws UwU again; ^-^ I pray :33 you answer ^-^ him. x3 Exit :3 FWANCISCA 
ISABELLA. >_> Peace ^-^ and OwO pwospewity! >_< Who ^w^ is't ^w^ that ^w^ cawws? 

^-^ Entew >_< WUCIO 

LUCIO. UwU Haiw, virgin, >_> if :33 you be, ÚwÚ as those >_> cheek-woses 
^-^ Pwocwaim :33 you are xDD nyo xDD wess. >_> Can :33 you ;;w;; so ;;w;; stead :33 me 
:33 As >_< bwing :33 me uWu to >w< the :33 sight :3 of xDD Isabewwa, 
xDD A UwU nyovice :3 of ^w^ this place, ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ faiw ;;w;; sistew 
>_< To ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ unhappy brother >w< Cwaudio? 
ISABELLA. ^.^ Why ;;w;; hew uWu 'unhappy brother'? Let :33 me ask 
^.^ The ^w^ wathew, for ^-^ I now must uWu make :33 you >_< knyow 
^-^ I am ^w^ that xDD Isabewwa, ^-^ and ^.^ his ^.^ sistew. 
LUCIO. Gentle ^-^ and x3 faiw, ^-^ youw brother xDD kindwy ^.^ gweets ÚwÚ you. 
uWu Nyot uWu to >_< be :33 weawy xDD with ^.^ you, ÚwÚ he's ^-^ in xDD pwison. 
ISABELLA. ÚwÚ Woe me! :3 Fow UwU what? 
LUCIO. :3 Fow ^w^ that which, >_> if myself :33 might >_< be ^.^ his judge, 
He OwO shouwd >_> weceive ^.^ his :33 punyishment ^-^ in x3 thanks: 
He hath ^w^ got ^.^ his uWu fwiend xDD with :33 chiwd. 
ISABELLA. x3 Siw, uWu make :33 me UwU nyot ^-^ youw ^.^ stowy. 
LUCIO. >_> It is :3 twue. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ nyot- though ÚwÚ 'tis >_> my :3 famiwiaw x3 sin 
With maids uWu to seem >w< the ^.^ wapwing, ^-^ and uWu to :3 jest, 
ÚwÚ Tongue far OwO fwom ^.^ heawt- uWu pway xDD with ;;w;; aww OwO viwgins xDD so: 
^-^ I hold :33 you ÚwÚ as a >_> thing ^w^ enskied ^-^ and >w< sainted, 
By ^-^ youw >_< wenyouncement :3 an immortal xDD spiwit, 
And uWu to >_< be ^w^ tawk'd xDD with ^-^ in sincerity, 
:33 As xDD with a UwU saint. 
ISABELLA. You do UwU bwaspheme >w< the ^w^ good ^-^ in uWu mocking >w< me. 
LUCIO. :3 Do UwU nyot xDD bewieve uWu it. Fewness ^-^ and truth, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU thus: 
;;w;; Youw brother ^-^ and ^.^ his >_> wovew have ÚwÚ embwac'd. 
:33 As those ^w^ that ;;w;; feed ÚwÚ gwow x3 fuww, ÚwÚ as blossoming :3 time 
:33 That OwO fwom >w< the :3 seednyess >w< the uWu bawe fallow UwU bwings 
>_< To ^.^ teeming :3 foison, uWu even ;;w;; so ;;w;; hew >_> pwenteous >_< womb 
>w< Expwesseth ^.^ his full UwU tiwth ^-^ and >_< husbandwy. 
ISABELLA. ^.^ Some >w< onye xDD with UwU chiwd :3 by him? ^w^ My ;;w;; cousin Juliet? 
LUCIO. Is she ^-^ youw ^-^ cousin? 
ISABELLA. >_> Adoptedwy, ÚwÚ as x3 schoow-maids ^w^ change their ;;w;; nyames 
By uWu vain though :3 apt affection. 
LUCIO. ÚwÚ She it ^.^ is. 
ISABELLA. OwO O, let xDD him >w< mawwy ^w^ hew! 
LUCIO. ^.^ This is >w< the >_> point. 
^.^ The xDD Duke is :3 vewy ;;w;; stwangewy ^w^ gonye OwO fwom OwO hence; 
Bore uWu many gentlemen, myself being :3 onye, 
^.^ In ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and hope :3 of xDD action; but ;;w;; we do ^w^ weawn, 
By those ^w^ that >_< knyow >w< the :3 vewy :3 nyewves :3 of xDD state, 
:33 His UwU givings-out were :3 of :3 an >w< infinyite ÚwÚ distance 
^w^ Fwom ^.^ his >_< twue-meant ;;w;; design. ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his place, 
And xDD with full x3 winye :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ authowity, 
>_< Govewns xDD Wowd Angelo, a man :3 whose UwU bwood 
Is :3 vewy snow-broth, >w< onye ;;w;; who UwU nyevew ^w^ feews 
^.^ The ÚwÚ wanton stings ^-^ and motions :3 of >w< the ^w^ sense, 
xDD But x3 doth rebate ^-^ and UwU bwunt ^.^ his ^-^ nyatuwaw OwO edge 
With ;;w;; pwofits :3 of >w< the >w< mind, study ^-^ and >_> fast. 
xDD He- uWu to >w< give ^w^ feaw uWu to ÚwÚ use ^-^ and liberty, 
Which have for long run :3 by >w< the hideous uWu waw, 
:33 As :3 mice :3 by ^.^ wions- hath ^w^ pick'd :33 out :3 an :3 act 
Under :3 whose >_< heavy sense ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew's OwO wife 
Falls uWu into forfeit; UwU he arrests xDD him on ^w^ it, 
And follows ^-^ cwose >w< the >w< wigouw :3 of >w< the ;;w;; statute 
>_< To uWu make xDD him :3 an ^.^ exampwe. ;;w;; Aww hope is gone, 
uWu Unwess :33 you have >w< the ^.^ gwace :3 by ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw xDD pwayew 
>_< To ^.^ soften uWu Angewo. And UwU that's >_> my ^.^ pith :3 of business 
^.^ 'Twixt :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ youw x3 poow >_> bwothew. 
ISABELLA. ^.^ Doth UwU he ;;w;; so >w< seek ^.^ his life? 
LUCIO. :3 Has >_< censuw'd xDD him 
uWu Awweady, UwU and, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I uWu heaw, >w< the >w< Pwovost hath 
xDD A warrant for ^.^ his OwO execution. 
ISABELLA. Alas! what x3 poow ;;w;; abiwity's ^-^ in :33 me 
>_< To do xDD him :3 good? 
LUCIO. :33 Assay >w< the x3 pow'w :33 you >w< have. 
ISABELLA. ^w^ My :33 powew, alas, ^-^ I OwO doubt! 
LUCIO. >_< Ouw UwU doubts are uWu twaitows, 
And uWu make uWu us ;;w;; wose >w< the ^w^ good ;;w;; we oft :33 might >w< win 
By x3 feawing uWu to ^-^ attempt. :3 Go uWu to xDD Wowd Angelo, 
And let xDD him learn uWu to :33 knyow, uWu when maidens sue, 
>w< Men >w< give OwO wike >w< gods; but uWu when :33 they UwU weep ^-^ and ^.^ knyeew, 
;;w;; Aww their petitions are ÚwÚ as xDD fweewy theirs 
:33 As :33 they >w< themsewves :3 wouwd ^-^ owe uWu them. 
ISABELLA. >_< I'ww see what ^-^ I ^w^ can do. 
LUCIO. xDD But >_> speediwy. 
ISABELLA. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu about it xDD stwaight; 
:33 Nyo >_> wongew x3 staying but uWu to >w< give >w< the >_> Mothew 
^-^ Nyotice :3 of >_> my affair. ^-^ I x3 humbwy UwU thank ÚwÚ you. 
Commend :33 me uWu to >_> my uWu bwothew; UwU soon :3 at night 
>_< I'ww ^.^ send xDD him x3 cewtain :3 wowd :3 of >_> my ;;w;; success. 
LUCIO. ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my uWu weave :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
ISABELLA. Good sir, >_> adieu. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT >_< II. Scenye xDD I. 
xDD A xDD haww ^-^ in ^.^ ANGEWO'S house 

^-^ Entew uWu ANGEWO, ESCALUS, a OwO JUSTICE, OwO PWOVOST, ^w^ OFFICEWS, ^-^ and x3 othew x3 ATTENDANTS 

:3 ANGEWO. OwO We must UwU nyot uWu make a x3 scawecwow :3 of >w< the uWu waw, 
:3 Setting it :3 up uWu to ^w^ feaw >w< the >_< biwds :3 of x3 pwey, 
And let it :3 keep >w< onye shape :3 tiww >w< custom uWu make it 
uWu Theiw perch, ^-^ and UwU nyot their terror. 
>_> ESCAWUS. x3 Ay, but yet 
Let uWu us >_< be uWu keen, ^-^ and :3 wathew cut a ^-^ wittwe 
uWu Than x3 faww ^-^ and xDD bwuise uWu to ^-^ death. Alas! ^w^ this ^w^ gentweman, 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I :3 wouwd save, ^w^ had a :3 most ^-^ nyobwe :33 fathew. 
Let but ^-^ youw >w< honyouw :33 knyow, 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I xDD bewieve uWu to >_< be :3 most strait ^-^ in virtue, 
UwU That, ^-^ in >w< the working :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ own xDD affections, 
Had :3 time UwU cohew'd xDD with place, >w< ow :3 pwace xDD with >_> wishing, 
>_> Ow ^w^ that >w< the uWu wesowute acting :3 of x3 ouw UwU bwood 
x3 Couwd have ÚwÚ attain'd >_> th' ÚwÚ effect :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ own OwO puwpose 
^.^ Whethew :33 you ^w^ had UwU nyot x3 sometime ^-^ in ^-^ youw OwO wife 
xDD Eww'd ^-^ in ^w^ this point xDD which now :33 you ;;w;; censuwe :3 him, 
And ^w^ puww'd >w< the :3 waw upon ÚwÚ you. 
:3 ANGEWO. 'Tis >w< onye >_> thing uWu to >_< be ^w^ tempted, Escalus, 
UwU Anyothew >_> thing uWu to fall. ^-^ I UwU nyot uWu deny 
^.^ The x3 juwy, >w< passing on >w< the ^-^ pwisonyew's >_< wife, 
:3 May ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ swown xDD twewve have a xDD thief >w< ow x3 two 
uWu Guiwtiew than xDD him :33 they >w< twy. What's uWu open uWu made uWu to UwU justice, 
:33 That ÚwÚ justice ÚwÚ seizes. :3 What UwU knyows >w< the OwO waws 
:33 That OwO thieves do ^w^ pass on ;;w;; thieves? 'Tis :3 vewy pregnant, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ jewew ^w^ that ;;w;; we >w< find, ;;w;; we stoop ^-^ and ^-^ take't, 
Because ;;w;; we see x3 it; but what ;;w;; we do UwU nyot see 
OwO We ÚwÚ twead >_< upon, ^-^ and UwU nyevew xDD think :3 of uWu it. 
You ^w^ may UwU nyot ;;w;; so >w< extenyuate ^.^ his uWu offence 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have ^w^ had >_< such faults; but :3 wathew tell me, 
When ;;w;; I, ^w^ that ;;w;; censuwe :3 him, do ;;w;; so >w< offend, 
Let mine ^-^ own xDD judgment uWu pattewn :33 out >_> my >_< death, 
And OwO nyothing come ^-^ in partial. x3 Siw, UwU he must ^.^ die. 
>_> ESCAWUS. ;;w;; Be it ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw ;;w;; wisdom :3 wiww. 
:3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Whewe is >w< the >_> Pwovost? 
PROVOST. >_> Hewe, >_> if it OwO wike ^-^ youw honour. 
:3 ANGEWO. ÚwÚ See ^w^ that xDD Cwaudio 
;;w;; Be executed :3 by UwU nyinye uWu to-mowwow OwO mownying; 
xDD Bwing xDD him ^.^ his confessor; let xDD him >_< be UwU pwepaw'd; 
:3 Fow UwU that's >w< the utmost :3 of ^.^ his pilgrimage. x3 Exit ÚwÚ PWOVOST 
>_> ESCAWUS. [Aside] xDD Weww, :3 heaven x3 fowgive uWu him! ^-^ and x3 fowgive uWu us >_> aww! 
^.^ Some rise :3 by sin, ^-^ and ÚwÚ some :3 by virtue fall; 
^.^ Some run OwO fwom x3 bweaks :3 of ^-^ ice, ^-^ and answer none, 
And ÚwÚ some xDD condemnyed for a x3 fauwt alone. 

^-^ Entew ELBOW ^-^ and ÚwÚ OFFICEWS xDD with ^.^ FWOTH ^-^ and :3 POMPEY 

ÚwÚ EWBOW. uWu Come, >_< bwing them away; >_> if uWu these >_< be ^w^ good uWu peopwe ^-^ in a 
>_< commonweaw ^w^ that do OwO nyothing but ÚwÚ use their x3 abuses ^-^ in UwU common ^-^ houses, 
^-^ I >_< knyow xDD nyo law; >_< bwing them uWu away. 
:3 ANGEWO. UwU How uWu nyow, :33 siw! What's ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ and what's >w< the x3 mattew? 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. UwU If it UwU pwease ^-^ youw ;;w;; honyouw, ^-^ I am >w< the x3 poow Duke's x3 constabwe, 
^-^ and >_> my name is >w< Ewbow; ^-^ I do x3 wean upon UwU justice, sir, ^-^ and do >_< bwing 
^-^ in ÚwÚ hewe :33 befowe ^-^ youw ^w^ good >w< honyouw x3 two OwO nyotowious ^.^ benyefactows. 
:3 ANGEWO. >_> Benyefactows! ^w^ Weww- what :3 benyefactows are x3 they? ;;w;; Awe :33 they UwU nyot 
^.^ mawefactows? 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. UwU If it UwU pwease ^-^ youw ;;w;; honyouw, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot ^w^ weww what :33 they are; but 
>w< pwecise ;;w;; viwwains :33 they x3 awe, ^w^ that ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe uWu of, ^-^ and ^.^ void :3 of ;;w;; aww 
profanation ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ that ^w^ good ^-^ Chwistians OwO ought uWu to >w< have. 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^.^ This ÚwÚ comes off :3 weww; >_> hewe's a uWu wise uWu officew. 
:3 ANGEWO. :3 Go :33 to; what ^-^ quawity are :33 they of? x3 Ewbow is ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame? ^.^ Why 
dost >w< thou UwU nyot :3 speak, Elbow? 
^-^ POMPEY. He >_> cannyot, sir; ÚwÚ he's :33 out :3 at :33 ewbow. 
:3 ANGEWO. :3 What are ^.^ you, >_> siw? 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. x3 He, >_> siw? xDD A ÚwÚ tapstew, sir; >_> pawcew-bawd; >w< onye ^w^ that serves a ÚwÚ bad 
^w^ woman; :3 whose uWu house, sir, ^w^ was, ÚwÚ as :33 they say, UwU pwuck'd OwO down ^-^ in >w< the 
suburbs; ^-^ and now she >_> pwofesses a UwU hot-house, which, ^-^ I think, is a 
:3 vewy ^w^ iww house >_< too. 
>_> ESCAWUS. UwU How >_< knyow :33 you that? 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. ^w^ My ;;w;; Wife, sir, whom ^-^ I x3 detest :33 befowe :3 heaven ^-^ and ^-^ youw :3 honyouw- 
>_> ESCAWUS. :3 How! thy xDD wife! 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. x3 Ay, sir; whom ^-^ I UwU thank :33 heaven, is :3 an uWu honyest ^-^ woman- 
>_> ESCAWUS. OwO Dost >w< thou x3 detest ;;w;; hew therefore? 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. ^-^ I say, sir, ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 detest myself xDD awso, ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ^.^ she, ^w^ that 
^w^ this uWu house, >_> if it >_< be UwU nyot a bawd's uWu house, it is :33 pity :3 of ;;w;; hew >_< wife, 
for it is a ÚwÚ nyaughty ^w^ house. 
>_> ESCAWUS. UwU How dost >w< thou >_< knyow that, ^w^ constabwe? 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. x3 Mawwy, sir, :3 by >_> my wife; :33 who, >_> if she ^w^ had OwO been a woman 
^w^ cawdinyawwy given, :33 might have OwO been :33 accus'd ^-^ in >_> fownyication, 
adultery, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww :3 uncweanwinyess >w< thewe. 
>_> ESCAWUS. By >w< the :3 woman's means? 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. x3 Ay, sir, :3 by Mistress :33 Ovewdonye's ÚwÚ means; but ÚwÚ as she ^-^ spit ^-^ in 
^.^ his OwO face, ;;w;; so she ;;w;; defied ^-^ him. 
^-^ POMPEY. x3 Siw, >_> if it UwU pwease ^-^ youw ;;w;; honyouw, ^w^ this is UwU nyot >_< so. 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. uWu Pwove it :33 befowe uWu these varlets ;;w;; hewe, >w< thou >w< honyouwabwe ;;w;; man, 
>_< pwove uWu it. 
>_> ESCAWUS. :3 Do :33 you >_> heaw how UwU he ^.^ mispwaces? 
^-^ POMPEY. x3 Siw, she came ^-^ in >_> gweat xDD with :3 chiwd; ^-^ and longing, UwU saving ^-^ youw 
honour's >_< wevewence, for uWu stew'd prunes. x3 Siw, ;;w;; we ^w^ had but x3 two ^-^ in >w< the 
uWu house, xDD which :3 at ^w^ that :3 vewy ^.^ distant :3 time :33 stood, ÚwÚ as it UwU wewe, ^-^ in a 
fruit ÚwÚ dish, a OwO dish :3 of ÚwÚ some xDD thwee OwO pence; ^-^ youw UwU honyouws have seen 
>_< such ^w^ dishes; :33 they are UwU nyot UwU Chinya uWu dishes, but :3 vewy ^w^ good ÚwÚ dishes. 
>_> ESCAWUS. :3 Go x3 to, ^w^ go :33 to; xDD nyo :3 mattew for >w< the ÚwÚ dish, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ POMPEY. x3 Nyo, UwU indeed, sir, UwU nyot :3 of a >_> pin; :33 you are ÚwÚ thewein ^-^ in >w< the 
:3 wight; but uWu to >w< the >_> point. :33 As ^-^ I say, ^w^ this Mistress ^w^ Ewbow, ÚwÚ being, ÚwÚ as 
^-^ I say, xDD with uWu chiwd, ^-^ and being xDD gweat-bewwied, ^-^ and longing, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I 
^w^ said, for xDD pwunyes; ^-^ and having but x3 two ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ dish, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ said, 
>w< Mastew UwU Fwoth ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ this :3 vewy ;;w;; man, having x3 eaten >w< the rest, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I 
^w^ said, UwU and, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I say, >w< paying for them :3 vewy OwO honyestwy; ^-^ fow, ÚwÚ as :33 you 
:33 knyow, >w< Mastew ^w^ Fwoth, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >w< give :33 you xDD thwee ^w^ pence again- 
;;w;; FWOTH. x3 Nyo, indeed. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^w^ Vewy :3 weww; :33 you being uWu then, >_> if :33 you >_< be >_> wememb'wed, cracking 
>w< the ^.^ stonyes :3 of >w< the ^-^ fowesaid ^-^ pwunyes- 
;;w;; FWOTH. x3 Ay, ;;w;; so ^-^ I >w< did indeed. 
^-^ POMPEY. :3 Why, :3 vewy :3 weww; ^-^ I telling :33 you uWu then, >_> if :33 you >_< be >_> wememb'wed, 
^w^ that >_< such a >w< onye ^-^ and >_< such a >w< onye were :33 past cure :3 of >w< the >_> thing :33 you 
wot uWu of, UwU unwess :33 they ÚwÚ kept :3 vewy ^w^ good ÚwÚ diet, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< towd >w< you- 
;;w;; FWOTH. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ this is :3 twue. 
^-^ POMPEY. :3 Why, :3 vewy ^w^ weww ^-^ then- 
>_> ESCAWUS. uWu Come, :33 you are a x3 tedious OwO foow. >_< To >w< the purpose: what >_> was 
^w^ donye uWu to x3 Ewbow's uWu wife ^w^ that UwU he hath >_< cause uWu to ^-^ compwain of? ^w^ Come :33 me 
uWu to what >_> was ^w^ donye uWu to x3 hew. 
^-^ POMPEY. x3 Siw, ^-^ youw >w< honyouw ;;w;; cannyot come uWu to ^w^ that yet. 
>_> ESCAWUS. x3 Nyo, sir, >_< nyow ^-^ I UwU mean it uWu nyot. 
^-^ POMPEY. x3 Siw, but :33 you >_< shaww come uWu to ^w^ it, :3 by ^-^ youw honour's leave. And, 
^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, >w< wook uWu into >w< Mastew UwU Fwoth ;;w;; hewe, sir, a man :3 of 
^w^ fouwscowe ^-^ pound a year; :3 whose father ;;w;; died :3 at ^w^ Hawwowmas- :3 was't UwU nyot 
:3 at ^w^ Hawwowmas, >w< Mastew Froth? 
;;w;; FWOTH. All-hallond >_> eve. 
^-^ POMPEY. :3 Why, :3 vewy :3 weww; ^-^ I hope ÚwÚ hewe >_< be truths. x3 He, sir, >_> sitting, ÚwÚ as 
^-^ I say, ^-^ in a lower chair, sir; x3 'twas ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ Bunch :3 of >_< Gwapes, 
where, UwU indeed, :33 you have a delight uWu to sit, have :33 you xDD nyot? 
;;w;; FWOTH. ^-^ I have uWu so; ÚwÚ because it is :3 an uWu open x3 woom, ^-^ and ^w^ good for winter. 
^-^ POMPEY. :3 Why, :3 vewy ^w^ weww >_> then; ^-^ I hope ÚwÚ hewe >_< be truths. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^.^ This >w< wiww last :33 out a night ^-^ in Russia, 
When nights are xDD wongest >_> thewe; >_< I'ww ^w^ take >_> my leave, 
And uWu weave :33 you uWu to >w< the hearing :3 of >w< the cause, 
uWu Hoping ^.^ you'ww find ^w^ good >_< cause uWu to ;;w;; whip them ÚwÚ aww. 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^-^ I xDD think xDD nyo xDD wess. Good morrow uWu to ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. 
UwU [Exit ANGELO] xDD Nyow, sir, come >w< on; what >_> was ^w^ donye uWu to x3 Ewbow's ÚwÚ wife, 
once >_< mowe? 
^-^ POMPEY. :33 Once?- ^-^ siw. ;;w;; Thewe >_> was OwO nyothing ^w^ donye uWu to ;;w;; hew ^w^ once. 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, sir, ask xDD him what ^w^ this man >w< did uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw ;;w;; honyouw, ask >w< me. 
>_> ESCAWUS. xDD Weww, sir, what >w< did ^w^ this gentleman uWu to :33 hew? 
^-^ POMPEY. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, sir, >w< wook ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu gentweman's OwO face. Good 
>w< Mastew ^w^ Fwoth, >w< wook upon ^.^ his ^.^ honyouw; ÚwÚ 'tis for a ^w^ good ÚwÚ puwpose. ^.^ Doth 
^-^ youw >w< honyouw >_< mawk ^.^ his xDD face? 
>_> ESCAWUS. x3 Ay, sir, :3 vewy ^.^ weww. 
^-^ POMPEY. Nay, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, >_< mawk it ^.^ weww. 
>_> ESCAWUS. xDD Weww, ^-^ I do >_< so. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^.^ Doth ^-^ youw >w< honyouw see :33 any ^-^ hawm ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD face? 
>_> ESCAWUS. :3 Why, uWu nyo. 
^-^ POMPEY. >_< I'ww >_< be >w< suppos'd upon a book ^.^ his UwU face is >w< the ^-^ wowst >_> thing 
uWu about ^-^ him. Good >_> then; >_> if ^.^ his UwU face >_< be >w< the ^-^ wowst >_> thing uWu about :3 him, 
how ^-^ couwd >w< Mastew UwU Fwoth do >w< the ^w^ constabwe's uWu wife :33 any ;;w;; hawm? ^-^ I :3 wouwd 
>_< knyow ^w^ that :3 of ^-^ youw honour. 
>_> ESCAWUS. He's ^-^ in >w< the >_< wight, ^.^ constabwe; what say :33 you uWu to it? 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. ^-^ Fiwst, :3 an it OwO wike ^.^ you, >w< the house is a ÚwÚ wespected house; xDD nyext, 
^w^ this is a ÚwÚ wespected >_> fewwow; ^-^ and ^.^ his ÚwÚ mistwess is a ÚwÚ wespected 
^.^ woman. 
^-^ POMPEY. By ^w^ this ;;w;; hand, sir, ^.^ his uWu wife is a :33 mowe ÚwÚ wespected :33 pewson than 
:33 any :3 of uWu us ÚwÚ aww. 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. >_< Vawwet, >w< thou ^w^ wiest; >w< thou :33 wiest, :3 wicket ^-^ vawwet; >w< the :3 time is 
yet uWu to come ^w^ that she >_> was ^-^ evew ÚwÚ wespected xDD with ;;w;; man, woman, >w< ow 
:33 chiwd. 
^-^ POMPEY. x3 Siw, she >_> was ÚwÚ wespected xDD with xDD him :33 befowe UwU he married xDD with x3 hew. 
>_> ESCAWUS. Which is >w< the :33 wisew ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ Justice >w< ow >w< Inyiquity? Is ^w^ this 
>w< twue? 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. O >w< thou caitiff! O >w< thou x3 vawwet! O >w< thou >_> wicked >w< Hannyibaw! ^-^ I 
ÚwÚ wespected xDD with ;;w;; hew :33 befowe ^-^ I >_> was married uWu to ^w^ hew! UwU If ^-^ evew ^-^ I >_> was 
ÚwÚ wespected xDD with >w< hew, >w< ow she xDD with me, let UwU nyot ^-^ youw worship xDD think :33 me 
>w< the x3 poow Duke's uWu officew. uWu Pwove ^w^ this, >w< thou >_> wicked Hannibal, >w< ow 
>_< I'ww have mine action :3 of batt'ry on ;;w;; thee. 
>_> ESCAWUS. UwU If UwU he took :33 you a ;;w;; box uWu o' >_> th' ^-^ eaw, :33 you :33 might have ^-^ youw 
action :3 of ;;w;; swandew >_< too. 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw ^w^ good worship for uWu it. :3 What ^w^ is't ^-^ youw 
:3 wowship's pleasure ^-^ I >_< shaww do xDD with ^w^ this >_> wicked :3 caitiff? 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^w^ Twuwy, >_< officew, ÚwÚ because UwU he hath ÚwÚ some >_> offences ^-^ in xDD him ^w^ that 
>w< thou wouldst x3 discovew >_> if >w< thou OwO couwdst, let xDD him ;;w;; continyue ^-^ in ^.^ his 
;;w;; couwses :3 tiww >w< thou know'st what :33 they ÚwÚ awe. 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw worship for uWu it. Thou ^-^ seest, >w< thou >_> wicked 
xDD vawwet, uWu nyow, what's come upon UwU thee: >w< thou UwU awt uWu to ;;w;; continyue uWu nyow, 
>w< thou ^-^ vawwet; >w< thou UwU awt uWu to :33 continyue. 
>_> ESCAWUS. ;;w;; Whewe were :33 you born, ;;w;; fwiend? 
;;w;; FWOTH. uWu Hewe ^-^ in Vienna, ^-^ siw. 
>_> ESCAWUS. ;;w;; Awe :33 you :3 of ^w^ fouwscowe >w< pounds a :3 yeaw? 
;;w;; FWOTH. ^w^ Yes, ^w^ an't UwU pwease ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
>_> ESCAWUS. UwU So. :3 What >_> twade are :33 you uWu of, >_> siw? 
^-^ POMPEY. xDD A ÚwÚ tapstew, a x3 poow >w< widow's >_> tapstew. 
>_> ESCAWUS. ;;w;; Youw uWu mistwess' ;;w;; nyame? 
^-^ POMPEY. Mistress Overdone. 
>_> ESCAWUS. uWu Hath she ^w^ had :33 any :33 mowe than >w< onye :3 husband? 
^-^ POMPEY. ^-^ Nyinye, sir; ^.^ Ovewdonye :3 by >w< the xDD wast. 
>_> ESCAWUS. >_< Nyinye! ^w^ Come ÚwÚ hithew uWu to me, >w< Mastew ;;w;; Fwoth. >w< Mastew ^w^ Fwoth, ^-^ I 
:3 wouwd UwU nyot have :33 you xDD acquainted xDD with xDD tapstews: :33 they >w< wiww draw ^.^ you, 
>w< Mastew ^w^ Fwoth, ^-^ and :33 you >w< wiww ;;w;; hang uWu them. Get :33 you gone, ^-^ and let :33 me 
>_> heaw xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; FWOTH. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw uWu wowship. :3 Fow mine ^-^ own >_< pawt, ^-^ I UwU nyevew come uWu into 
:33 any room ^-^ in a uWu taphouse but ^-^ I am ^.^ dwawn uWu in. 
>_> ESCAWUS. xDD Weww, xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of ^w^ it, >w< Mastew :33 Fwoth; farewell. UwU [Exit ;;w;; FWOTH] 
^w^ Come :33 you ÚwÚ hithew uWu to me, >w< Mastew ;;w;; Tapstew; what's ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame, >w< Mastew 
Tapster? 
^-^ POMPEY. OwO Pompey. 
>_> ESCAWUS. :3 What else? 
^-^ POMPEY. uWu Bum, ^-^ siw. 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^-^ Twoth, ^-^ and ^-^ youw :3 bum is >w< the >w< gweatest >_> thing uWu about you; ;;w;; so 
that, ^-^ in >w< the xDD beastwiest ^w^ sense, :33 you are ^-^ Pompey >w< the >w< Gweat. OwO Pompey, 
:33 you are partly a x3 bawd, OwO Pompey, OwO howsoevew :33 you xDD cowouw it ^-^ in being a 
>_> tapstew. ;;w;; Awe :33 you xDD nyot? uWu Come, tell :33 me OwO twue; it >_< shaww >_< be >w< the xDD bettew 
for ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^w^ Twuwy, sir, ^-^ I am a x3 poow uWu fewwow ^w^ that :3 wouwd xDD wive. 
>_> ESCAWUS. UwU How :3 wouwd :33 you >_< wive, :3 Pompey- :3 by being a >w< bawd? :3 What do :33 you 
xDD think :3 of >w< the >w< twade, Pompey? Is it a x3 wawfuw ^w^ twade? 
^-^ POMPEY. UwU If >w< the :3 waw :3 wouwd OwO awwow ^w^ it, ^-^ siw. 
>_> ESCAWUS. xDD But >w< the :3 waw >w< wiww UwU nyot OwO awwow ^w^ it, Pompey; >_< nyow it >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be 
allowed ^-^ in ^-^ Viennya. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^w^ Does ^-^ youw worship UwU mean uWu to geld ^-^ and splay ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ youth :3 of 
>w< the x3 city? 
>_> ESCAWUS. x3 Nyo, OwO Pompey. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^w^ Twuwy, sir, ^-^ in >_> my x3 poow uWu opinyion, :33 they >w< wiww uWu to't ^w^ then. UwU If 
^-^ youw worship >w< wiww ^w^ take UwU owdew for >w< the ^.^ dwabs ^-^ and >w< the x3 knyaves, :33 you 
need UwU nyot uWu to ^w^ feaw >w< the >_< bawds. 
>_> ESCAWUS. ;;w;; Thewe is ;;w;; pwetty ÚwÚ owdews beginning, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell ;;w;; you: but it 
is but ^-^ heading ^-^ and ^-^ hanging. 
^-^ POMPEY. UwU If :33 you ^.^ head ^-^ and ;;w;; hang ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^w^ offend ^w^ that x3 way but for >_< ten 
:33 yeaw xDD togethew, ^.^ you'ww >_< be ^.^ gwad uWu to >w< give :33 out a >_< commission for :33 mowe 
heads; >_> if ^w^ this :3 waw hold ^-^ in >w< Viennya >_< ten ^.^ yeaw, >_< I'ww rent >w< the ^-^ faiwest 
house ^-^ in ^w^ it, after ;;w;; thweepence a :3 bay. UwU If :33 you >_< wive uWu to see ^w^ this come 
uWu to ^-^ pass, say ^-^ Pompey >_< towd :33 you >_< so. 
>_> ESCAWUS. uWu Thank ^.^ you, ^w^ good Pompey; UwU and, ^-^ in :3 wequitaw :3 of ^-^ youw >_> pwophecy, 
^-^ hawk ;;w;; you: ^-^ I >_> advise ^.^ you, let :33 me UwU nyot find :33 you :33 befowe :33 me ;;w;; again upon 
:33 any ;;w;; compwaint whatsoever- uWu nyo, UwU nyot for dwelling >w< whewe :33 you ^w^ do; >_> if ^-^ I 
ÚwÚ do, OwO Pompey, ^-^ I >_< shaww ^-^ beat :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw :3 tent, ^-^ and >_< pwove a ^-^ shwewd 
ÚwÚ Caesaw uWu to you; ^-^ in UwU pwain ÚwÚ deawing, OwO Pompey, ^-^ I >_< shaww have :33 you ^.^ whipt. 
So for ^w^ this time, OwO Pompey, fare :33 you ^.^ weww. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw worship for ^-^ youw ^w^ good ^.^ counsew; [Aside] but ^-^ I 
>_< shaww x3 fowwow it ÚwÚ as >w< the flesh ^-^ and xDD fowtunye >_< shaww xDD bettew ^-^ detewminye. 
Whip ÚwÚ me? x3 Nyo, no; let x3 cawman ;;w;; whip ^.^ his jade; 
^.^ The ^.^ vawiant xDD heawt's UwU nyot >_< whipt :33 out :3 of ^.^ his trade. x3 Exit 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^w^ Come ÚwÚ hithew uWu to me, >w< Mastew >w< Ewbow; come hither, >w< Mastew 
Constable. UwU How long have :33 you OwO been ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 pwace :3 of ^w^ constabwe? 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. uWu Seven :33 yeaw ^-^ and a half, ^-^ siw. 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^-^ I ;;w;; thought, :3 by >w< the readiness ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; office, :33 you ^w^ had 
;;w;; continyued ^-^ in it ÚwÚ some time. You say seven xDD yeaws uWu togethew? 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. And a half, ^-^ siw. 
>_> ESCAWUS. >_> Awas, it hath OwO been >_> gweat ^-^ pains uWu to >_> you! xDD They do :33 you ^-^ wwong 
uWu to put :33 you ;;w;; so oft OwO upon't. ;;w;; Awe >w< thewe UwU nyot ^-^ men ^-^ in ^-^ youw ward 
UwU sufficient uWu to >_> sewve it? 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. ^-^ Faith, sir, OwO few :3 of :33 any UwU wit ^-^ in >_< such ^w^ mattews; ÚwÚ as :33 they are 
chosen, :33 they are ^.^ gwad uWu to uWu choose :33 me for ^.^ them; ^-^ I do it for ÚwÚ some 
piece :3 of xDD monyey, ^-^ and ^w^ go through xDD with ÚwÚ aww. 
>_> ESCAWUS. ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ you, >_< bwing :33 me ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; nyames :3 of ÚwÚ some six >w< ow seven, >w< the 
:3 most UwU sufficient :3 of ^-^ youw parish. 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. >_< To ^-^ youw :3 wowship's uWu house, >_> siw? 
>_> ESCAWUS. >_< To >_> my ^w^ house. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. UwU [Exit ^-^ EWBOW] 
What's >_< o'cwock, xDD think :33 you? 
:33 JUSTICE. Eleven, ^-^ siw. 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^-^ I pray :33 you home uWu to UwU dinnyew xDD with >w< me. 
:33 JUSTICE. ^-^ I x3 humbwy UwU thank ÚwÚ you. 
>_> ESCAWUS. >_> It ÚwÚ gwieves :33 me for >w< the ÚwÚ death :3 of xDD Cwaudio; 
xDD But >_< thewe's xDD nyo remedy. 
:33 JUSTICE. xDD Wowd >_> Angewo is :3 sevewe. 
>_> ESCAWUS. >_> It is but x3 nyeedfuw: 
:3 Mewcy is UwU nyot ^w^ itsewf ^w^ that oft OwO wooks uWu so; 
UwU Pawdon is OwO stiww >w< the nurse :3 of ;;w;; second woe. 
xDD But yet, x3 poow xDD Cwaudio! ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo remedy. 
uWu Come, ^-^ siw. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
UwU Anyothew room ^-^ in ^.^ ANGEWO'S house 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ PWOVOST ^-^ and a uWu SEWVANT 

>_< SEWVANT. He's hearing :3 of a >_< cause; UwU he >w< wiww come straight. 
>_< I'ww tell xDD him :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
PROVOST. xDD Pway :33 you do. UwU [Exit SERVANT] >_< I'ww >_< knyow 
:33 His ;;w;; pweasuwe; ^w^ may >_< be UwU he >w< wiww ^-^ wewent. >_> Awas, 
He hath but ÚwÚ as ^-^ offended ^-^ in a x3 dweam! 
;;w;; Aww >_> sects, ;;w;; aww ages, ^-^ smack :3 of ^w^ this xDD vice; ^-^ and UwU he 
>_< To :33 die for ^.^ 't! 

^-^ Entew x3 ANGEWO 

:3 ANGEWO. xDD Nyow, what's >w< the >w< mattew, >_> Pwovost? 
PROVOST. Is it ^-^ youw >w< wiww xDD Cwaudio >_< shaww :33 die ^-^ to-mowwow? 
:3 ANGEWO. ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot ^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee :33 yea? >_< Hadst >w< thou UwU nyot order? 
^.^ Why dost >w< thou ask >_> again? 
PROVOST. ÚwÚ West ^-^ I :33 might >_< be x3 too uWu wash; 
Under ^-^ youw ^w^ good correction, ^-^ I have seen 
^w^ When, after >_> execution, xDD judgment hath 
>w< Wepented ^.^ o'ew ^.^ his >w< doom. 
:3 ANGEWO. :3 Go :33 to; let ^w^ that >_< be >_< minye. 
:3 Do :33 you ^-^ youw ;;w;; office, >w< ow >w< give :3 up ^-^ youw place, 
And :33 you >_< shaww ^w^ weww >_< be spar'd. 
PROVOST. ^-^ I xDD cwave ^-^ youw honour's xDD pawdon. 
:3 What >_< shaww >_< be x3 donye, sir, xDD with >w< the groaning Juliet? 
>_< She's :3 vewy uWu nyeaw ;;w;; hew uWu houw. 
:3 ANGEWO. uWu Dispose :3 of ;;w;; hew 
>_< To ÚwÚ some :33 mowe :33 fittew place, ^-^ and ^w^ that xDD with >_< speed. 

^-^ We-entew uWu SEWVANT 

>_< SEWVANT. uWu Hewe is >w< the ;;w;; sistew :3 of >w< the man ÚwÚ condemn'd 
Desires access uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
:3 ANGEWO. uWu Hath UwU he a xDD sistew? 
PROVOST. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wowd; a :3 vewy x3 viwtuous >_> maid, 
And uWu to >_< be uWu showtwy :3 of a ^.^ sistewhood, 
UwU If UwU nyot uWu awweady. 
:3 ANGEWO. xDD Weww, let ;;w;; hew >_< be admitted. x3 Exit uWu SEWVANT 
ÚwÚ See :33 you >w< the ÚwÚ fownyicatwess >_< be ^-^ wemov'd; 
Let ;;w;; hew have :33 nyeedfuw but UwU nyot ;;w;; wavish ÚwÚ means; 
;;w;; Thewe >_< shaww >_< be UwU owdew ;;w;; fow't. 

^-^ Entew Lucio ^-^ and :3 ISABEWWA 

PROVOST. >_> [Going] ^.^ Save ^-^ youw :33 honyouw! 
:3 ANGEWO. Stay a ^-^ wittwe while. ^w^ [To ^w^ ISABEWWA] Y'are ^.^ wewcome; what's 
^-^ youw will? 
ISABELLA. ^-^ I am a ;;w;; woefuw ^w^ suitow uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; honyouw, 
x3 Pwease but ^-^ youw >w< honyouw >_> heaw >w< me. 
:3 ANGEWO. UwU Weww; what's ^-^ youw >_> suit? 
ISABELLA. ;;w;; Thewe is a x3 vice ^w^ that :3 most ^-^ I do ^w^ abhow, 
And :3 most desire OwO shouwd meet >w< the x3 bwow :3 of ;;w;; justice; 
:3 Fow xDD which ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot :33 pwead, but ^w^ that ^-^ I uWu must; 
:3 Fow xDD which ^-^ I must UwU nyot :33 pwead, but ^w^ that ^-^ I am 
x3 At ^-^ waw 'twixt >w< wiww ^-^ and >w< wiww uWu nyot. 
:3 ANGEWO. UwU Weww; >w< the x3 mattew? 
ISABELLA. ^-^ I have a brother is ÚwÚ condemn'd uWu to :33 die; 
^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, let it >_< be ^.^ his :33 fauwt, 
And UwU nyot >_> my >_> bwothew. 
PROVOST. [Aside] >_> Heaven >w< give ÚwÚ thee >_< moving OwO gwaces. 
:3 ANGEWO. Condemn >w< the x3 fauwt ^-^ and UwU nyot >w< the xDD actow :3 of x3 it! 
:3 Why, >_> evewy >_> fauwt's ÚwÚ condemn'd ^-^ ewe it >_< be done; 
Mine were >w< the :3 vewy cipher :3 of a xDD function, 
>_< To UwU finye >w< the xDD fauwts :3 whose UwU finye ^.^ stands ^-^ in ^w^ wecowd, 
And let ^w^ go :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ actow. 
ISABELLA. O UwU just but severe ^-^ waw! 
^-^ I ^w^ had a ^-^ bwothew, ^w^ then. >_> Heaven :3 keep ^-^ youw :33 honyouw! 
LUCIO. ^w^ [To ^w^ ISABEWWA] ^-^ Give't UwU nyot ^.^ o'ew uWu so; uWu to xDD him >w< again, entreat :3 him, 
xDD Knyeew OwO down :33 befowe :3 him, ;;w;; hang upon ^.^ his ;;w;; gown; 
You are x3 too cold: >_> if :33 you OwO shouwd need a OwO pin, 
You ^-^ couwd UwU nyot xDD with :33 mowe tame a tongue desire uWu it. 
>_< To :3 him, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
ISABELLA. ÚwÚ Must UwU he xDD nyeeds >_< die? 
:3 ANGEWO. xDD Maiden, xDD nyo remedy. 
ISABELLA. ;;w;; Yes; ^-^ I do xDD think ^w^ that :33 you :33 might >w< pawdon ^-^ him. 
And ^w^ nyeithew :3 heaven >_< nyow man ^-^ gwieve :3 at >w< the mercy. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^-^ do't. 
ISABELLA. xDD But ^w^ can ^.^ you, >_> if :33 you ^-^ wouwd? 
:3 ANGEWO. x3 Wook, what ^-^ I >w< wiww not, ^w^ that ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot do. 
ISABELLA. xDD But :33 might :33 you >_> do't, ^-^ and do >w< the UwU wowwd xDD nyo OwO wwong, 
UwU If ;;w;; so ^-^ youw :33 heawt were >_< touch'd xDD with ^w^ that ^-^ wemowse 
:33 As mine is uWu to him? 
:3 ANGEWO. He's >_< sentenc'd; ÚwÚ 'tis x3 too x3 wate. 
LUCIO. ^w^ [To ^w^ ISABEWWA] You are x3 too >_< cowd. 
ISABELLA. :33 Too :33 wate? :3 Why, no; ;;w;; I, ^w^ that do UwU speak a word, 
:3 May UwU caww it >_< back again. xDD Weww, xDD bewieve ^.^ this: 
:33 Nyo :3 cewemony ^w^ that uWu to >_> gweat ones >_> wongs, 
uWu Nyot >w< the uWu king's crown >_< nyow >w< the ÚwÚ deputed ;;w;; swowd, 
^.^ The UwU mawshaw's ÚwÚ twuncheon >_< nyow >w< the judge's ÚwÚ wobe, 
>_> Become them xDD with >w< onye :3 hawf ;;w;; so ^w^ good a ^.^ gwace 
:33 As :33 mewcy xDD does. 
UwU If UwU he ^w^ had OwO been ÚwÚ as ^.^ you, ^-^ and :33 you ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ he, 
You :3 wouwd have uWu swipp'd OwO wike xDD him; but ÚwÚ he, OwO wike ^.^ you, 
>w< Wouwd UwU nyot have OwO been ;;w;; so xDD stewn. 
:3 ANGEWO. xDD Pway :33 you >_< be gone. 
ISABELLA. ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu to :3 heaven ^-^ I ^w^ had ^-^ youw xDD potency, 
And :33 you were OwO Isabew! ^.^ Shouwd it :33 then >_< be uWu thus? 
>w< Nyo; ^-^ I :3 wouwd tell what x3 'twewe uWu to >_< be a judge 
And what a prisoner. 
LUCIO. ^w^ [To ^w^ ISABEWWA] x3 Ay, >_< touch xDD him; >_< thewe's >w< the >_< vein. 
:3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Youw brother is a forfeit :3 of >w< the uWu waw, 
And :33 you but waste ^-^ youw :3 wowds. 
ISABELLA. Alas! Alas! 
:3 Why, ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< souws ^w^ that were were forfeit xDD once; 
And He ^w^ that :33 might >w< the vantage uWu best have took 
x3 Found :33 out >w< the remedy. UwU How :3 wouwd :33 you >_< be 
UwU If x3 He, xDD which is >w< the OwO top :3 of judgment, OwO shouwd 
xDD But judge :33 you ÚwÚ as :33 you ^w^ awe? OwO O, xDD think on ^-^ that; 
And :33 mewcy :33 then >w< wiww ^-^ bweathe >_> within ^-^ youw lips, 
>w< Wike man xDD nyew ^w^ made. 
:3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Be :33 you :33 content, ^.^ faiw ^.^ maid. 
>_> It is >w< the uWu waw, UwU nyot ^-^ I >_> condemn ^-^ youw >_> bwothew. 
^.^ Wewe UwU he >_> my :33 kinsman, ^-^ bwothew, >w< ow >_> my son, 
>_> It OwO shouwd >_< be UwU thus xDD with ^-^ him. He must :33 die to-morrow. 
ISABELLA. >w< To-mowwow! OwO O, UwU that's ;;w;; sudden! UwU Spawe :3 him, spare ^-^ him. 
He's UwU nyot x3 pwepaw'd for ^-^ death. uWu Even for x3 ouw ^.^ kitchens 
OwO We kill >w< the ;;w;; foww :3 of x3 season; >_< shaww ;;w;; we >_> sewve :3 heaven 
With less ^w^ wespect than ;;w;; we do minister 
>_< To x3 ouw >_< gwoss uWu sewves? UwU Good, ^w^ good >_> my lord, bethink ÚwÚ you. 
>_< Who is it ^w^ that hath ;;w;; died for ^w^ this ^-^ offence? 
Thewe's uWu many have ;;w;; committed uWu it. 
LUCIO. [Aside] x3 Ay, ^w^ weww :33 said. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^.^ The :3 waw hath UwU nyot OwO been >_> dead, though it hath UwU swept. 
Those uWu many ^w^ had UwU nyot >w< daw'd uWu to do ^w^ that x3 eviw 
UwU If >w< the >_> fiwst ^w^ that >w< did >_> th' UwU edict uWu infwinge 
Had OwO answew'd for ^.^ his ^-^ deed. :3 Nyow ÚwÚ 'tis awake, 
>_> Takes UwU nyote :3 of what is x3 donye, UwU and, OwO wike a :3 pwophet, 
OwO Wooks ^-^ in a x3 gwass ^w^ that :3 shows what xDD futuwe evils- 
>w< Eithew now >w< ow :3 by >_< wemissnyess xDD nyew xDD conceiv'd, 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ in UwU pwogwess uWu to >_< be ^-^ hatch'd ^-^ and xDD bown- 
;;w;; Awe now uWu to have xDD nyo :33 successive ^w^ degwees, 
xDD But ÚwÚ hewe :33 they >_< wive uWu to >_< end. 
ISABELLA. ^w^ Yet ^w^ show ÚwÚ some >_< pity. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^-^ I ^w^ show it :3 most :3 of ;;w;; aww uWu when ^-^ I ^w^ show ;;w;; justice; 
:3 Fow :33 then ^-^ I :33 pity those ^-^ I do UwU nyot :33 knyow, 
Which a dismiss'd uWu offence :3 wouwd after gaww, 
And do xDD him >w< wight that, ;;w;; answewing >w< onye ÚwÚ fouw OwO wwong, 
Lives UwU nyot uWu to :3 act x3 anyothew. ;;w;; Be satisfied; 
;;w;; Youw brother OwO dies UwU to-mowwow; >_< be :33 content. 
ISABELLA. So :33 you must >_< be >w< the >_> fiwst ^w^ that xDD gives ^w^ this x3 sentence, 
And UwU he ^w^ that >w< suffews. OwO O, it is >_< excewwent 
>_< To have a >w< giant's ÚwÚ stwength! xDD But it is :33 tywannyous 
>_< To ÚwÚ use it OwO wike a ÚwÚ giant. 
LUCIO. ^w^ [To ^w^ ISABEWWA] xDD That's ^w^ weww :33 said. 
ISABELLA. x3 Couwd >_> gweat ^-^ men ^.^ thundew 
:33 As :3 Jove himself :3 does, :3 Jove :3 wouwd UwU nyevew >_< be quiet, 
:3 Fow >_> evewy pelting xDD petty officer 
>w< Wouwd ÚwÚ use ^.^ his :3 heaven for ;;w;; thundew, 
Nothing but :3 thundew. >_> Mewcifuw Heaven, 
Thou ^w^ wathew, xDD with thy :33 shawp ^-^ and sulphurous ^-^ bowt, 
^-^ Spwits >w< the unwedgeable ^-^ and gnarled :3 oak 
uWu Than >w< the UwU soft >_> mywtwe. xDD But ;;w;; man, ÚwÚ pwoud ;;w;; man, 
Dress'd ^-^ in a ^-^ wittwe ^w^ bwief ^.^ authowity, 
uWu Most ignorant :3 of what ÚwÚ he's :3 most assur'd, 
:33 His ^-^ gwassy OwO essence, OwO wike :3 an >w< angwy ape, 
Plays >_< such >_< fantastic :33 twicks :33 befowe >_> high :3 heaven 
:33 As ^-^ makes >w< the angels ^w^ weep; :33 who, xDD with x3 ouw speens, 
>w< Wouwd ;;w;; aww >w< themsewves ÚwÚ waugh uWu mowtaw. 
LUCIO. ^w^ [To ^w^ ISABEWWA] OwO O, uWu to :3 him, uWu to :3 him, wench! He >w< wiww relent; 
He's UwU coming; ^-^ I :3 pewceive xDD 't. 
PROVOST. [Aside] xDD Pway :3 heaven she >w< win ^-^ him. 
ISABELLA. OwO We ;;w;; cannyot :33 weigh x3 ouw brother xDD with ourself. 
Great ^-^ men ^w^ may >w< jest xDD with x3 saints: ÚwÚ 'tis UwU wit ^-^ in ^.^ them; 
xDD But ^-^ in >w< the less ÚwÚ fouw profanation. 
LUCIO. ^w^ [To ^w^ ISABEWWA] ^-^ Thou'wt ^.^ i' >_> th' >_< wight, girl; :33 mowe uWu o' UwU that. 
ISABELLA. :33 That ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ captain's but a choleric :3 wowd 
Which ^-^ in >w< the >w< sowdiew is >_> fwat >_< bwasphemy. 
LUCIO. ^w^ [To ^w^ ISABEWWA] ^-^ Awt >_> avis'd uWu o' that? x3 Mowe on't. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^.^ Why do :33 you put uWu these sayings upon ÚwÚ me? 
ISABELLA. Because ^.^ authowity, though it xDD eww OwO wike others, 
uWu Hath yet a uWu kind :3 of medicine ^-^ in ^w^ itsewf 
:33 That >_< skins >w< the x3 vice uWu o' >_> th' ÚwÚ top. :3 Go uWu to ^-^ youw UwU bosom, 
^.^ Knyock there, ^-^ and ask ^-^ youw :33 heawt what it x3 doth >_< knyow 
xDD That's OwO wike >_> my ^-^ bwothew's ^-^ fauwt. UwU If it x3 confess 
xDD A ^-^ nyatuwaw UwU guiwtinyess >_< such ÚwÚ as is uWu his, 
Let it UwU nyot sound a :3 thought upon ^-^ youw tongue 
Against >_> my ^-^ bwothew's ÚwÚ wife. 
:3 ANGEWO. [Aside] ÚwÚ She >_< speaks, ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis 
>_> Such sense ^w^ that >_> my sense >w< bweeds xDD with uWu it.- ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. 
ISABELLA. Gentle >_> my lord, ^w^ tuwn OwO back. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^-^ I >w< wiww bethink >w< me. ^w^ Come ;;w;; again to-morrow. 
ISABELLA. >_> Hawk how >_< I'ww bribe you; ^w^ good >_> my lord, ^w^ tuwn OwO back. 
:3 ANGEWO. >w< How, bribe ÚwÚ me? 
ISABELLA. x3 Ay, xDD with >_< such ÚwÚ gifts ^w^ that :3 heaven >_< shaww ^-^ shawe xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
LUCIO. ^w^ [To ^w^ ISABEWWA) You ^w^ had ^.^ maww'd ;;w;; aww ;;w;; ewse. 
ISABELLA. uWu Nyot xDD with ;;w;; fond >_> sicwes :3 of >w< the ^.^ tested :3 gowd, 
>_> Ow :3 stonyes, :3 whose OwO wate are OwO eithew rich >w< ow x3 poow 
:33 As uWu fancy ;;w;; vawues ^.^ them; but xDD with OwO twue ^.^ pwayews 
:33 That >_< shaww >_< be :3 up :3 at :3 heaven ^-^ and UwU entew >w< thewe 
Ere ^.^ sun-wise, ^.^ pwayews OwO fwom ^-^ pwesewved souls, 
^w^ Fwom fasting maids, :3 whose >w< minds are ^.^ dedicate 
>_< To OwO nyothing ;;w;; tempowaw. 
:3 ANGEWO. UwU Weww; come uWu to :33 me to-morrow. 
LUCIO. ^w^ [To ^w^ ISABEWWA] :3 Go :33 to; ÚwÚ 'tis :3 weww; uWu away. 
ISABELLA. >_> Heaven :3 keep ^-^ youw >w< honyouw uWu safe! 
:3 ANGEWO. [Aside] x3 Amen; for ^-^ I 
ÚwÚ Am ^w^ that x3 way going uWu to xDD temptation 
;;w;; Whewe ^.^ pwayews cross. 
ISABELLA. x3 At what hour uWu to-mowwow 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ^-^ attend ^-^ youw >_> wowdship? 
:3 ANGEWO. x3 At :33 any :3 time :33 'fowe noon. 
ISABELLA. ^.^ Save ^-^ youw :33 honyouw! Exeunt ;;w;; aww but x3 ANGEWO 
:3 ANGEWO. ^w^ Fwom ;;w;; thee; uWu even OwO fwom thy xDD viwtue! 
What's ^w^ this, what's xDD this? Is ^w^ this ;;w;; hew x3 fauwt >w< ow mine? 
^.^ The tempter >w< ow >w< the ^w^ tempted, ;;w;; who sins UwU most? 
Ha! 
uWu Nyot :3 she; >_< nyow x3 doth she ÚwÚ tempt; but it is ^-^ I 
UwU That, lying :3 by >w< the >_> viowet ^-^ in >w< the sun, 
:3 Do ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ cawwion :3 does, UwU nyot ÚwÚ as >w< the flow'r, 
ÚwÚ Cowwupt xDD with x3 viwtuous season. >_> Can it >_< be 
:33 That :3 modesty ^w^ may :33 mowe :3 betway x3 ouw sense 
uWu Than :3 woman's :33 wightnyess? ^.^ Having waste >_< gwound ^w^ enyough, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we desire uWu to >_> waze >w< the ^.^ sanctuawy, 
And ^.^ pitch x3 ouw evils ÚwÚ thewe? OwO O, >_< fie, >_< fie, :33 fie! 
:3 What dost UwU thou, >w< ow what UwU awt UwU thou, Angelo? 
OwO Dost >w< thou desire ;;w;; hew xDD fouwwy for those things 
:33 That uWu make ;;w;; hew :3 good? OwO O, let ;;w;; hew brother live! 
:33 Thieves for their :3 wobbewy have ^w^ authowity 
When xDD judges >_> steaw uWu themsewves. ^w^ What, do ^-^ I :33 wove >w< hew, 
:33 That ^-^ I desire uWu to >_> heaw ;;w;; hew UwU speak >w< again, 
And xDD feast upon ;;w;; hew eyes? :3 What ^w^ is't ^-^ I dream on? 
O cunning ;;w;; enyemy, that, uWu to xDD catch a saint, 
With UwU saints dost uWu bait thy ÚwÚ hook! uWu Most ^w^ dangewous 
Is ^w^ that xDD temptation ^w^ that x3 doth ^-^ goad uWu us on 
>_< To x3 sin ^-^ in >_> woving :33 viwtue. ^.^ Nyevew ^-^ couwd >w< the ;;w;; stwumpet, 
With ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew >w< doubwe vigour, UwU awt ^-^ and UwU nyatuwe, 
;;w;; Once >w< stiw >_> my uWu tempew; but ^w^ this x3 viwtuous ÚwÚ maid 
>_> Subdues :33 me ^-^ quite. x3 Evew :3 tiww uWu nyow, 
When ^-^ men were OwO fond, ^-^ I smil'd ^-^ and ^.^ wond'wed how. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
xDD A prison 

Enter, UwU sevewawwy, ^w^ DUKE, >_< disguised ÚwÚ as a >w< FWIAW, ^-^ and ÚwÚ PWOVOST 

:33 DUKE. x3 Haiw uWu to ^.^ you, ^.^ Pwovost! ;;w;; so ^-^ I xDD think :33 you ÚwÚ awe. 
PROVOST. ^-^ I am >w< the :3 Pwovost. What's ^-^ youw will, ^w^ good :3 fwiaw? 
:33 DUKE. :33 Bound :3 by >_> my charity ^-^ and >_> my blest >w< owdew, 
^-^ I come uWu to ^-^ visit >w< the afflicted >_> spiwits 
uWu Hewe ^-^ in >w< the xDD pwison. :3 Do :33 me >w< the UwU common >w< wight 
>_< To let :33 me see them, ^-^ and uWu to uWu make :33 me >_< knyow 
^.^ The ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 of their ÚwÚ cwimes, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may minister 
>_< To them >w< accowdingwy. 
PROVOST. ^-^ I :3 wouwd do :33 mowe than that, >_> if :33 mowe were >_< nyeedfuw. 

^-^ Entew xDD JUWIET 

x3 Wook, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes ;;w;; onye; a :3 gentwewoman :3 of uWu minye, 
^-^ Who, uWu fawwing ^-^ in >w< the flaws :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ own uWu youth, 
uWu Hath UwU bwistew'd ;;w;; hew x3 wepowt. ÚwÚ She is xDD with :3 chiwd; 
And UwU he ^w^ that ^w^ got ^w^ it, UwU sentenc'd- a xDD young man 
x3 Mowe >w< fit uWu to do uWu anyothew >_< such uWu offence 
uWu Than :33 die for this. 
:33 DUKE. When must UwU he >_< die? 
PROVOST. :33 As ^-^ I do think, to-morrow. 
^w^ [To uWu JUWIET] ^-^ I have OwO pwovided for you; x3 stay awhile 
And :33 you >_< shaww >_< be x3 conducted. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ Wepent ^.^ you, ^.^ faiw :3 onye, :3 of >w< the x3 sin :33 you >_> cawwy? 
JULIET. ^-^ I ^w^ do; ^-^ and ;;w;; beaw >w< the OwO shame :3 most OwO patientwy. 
:33 DUKE. >_< I'ww ^-^ teach :33 you how :33 you >_< shaww xDD awwaign ^-^ youw ;;w;; conscience, 
And xDD twy ^-^ youw ;;w;; penyitence, >_> if it >_< be sound 
>_> Ow >_< howwowwy put >_< on. 
JULIET. >_< I'ww uWu gwadwy uWu weawn. 
:33 DUKE. Love :33 you >w< the man ^w^ that wrong'd :33 you? 
JULIET. ^w^ Yes, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :33 wove >w< the woman ^w^ that wrong'd ^-^ him. 
:33 DUKE. So uWu then, it UwU seems, ^-^ youw :3 most >_> offencefuw :3 act 
uWu Was mutually UwU committed. 
JULIET. ^-^ Mutuawwy. 
:33 DUKE. UwU Then >_> was ^-^ youw x3 sin :3 of >_< heaview uWu kind than >w< his. 
JULIET. ^-^ I do x3 confess ^w^ it, ^-^ and ^-^ wepent ^w^ it, :33 fathew. 
:33 DUKE. 'Tis meet ;;w;; so, UwU daughtew; but >_> west :33 you do ^-^ wepent 
:33 As ^w^ that >w< the x3 sin hath brought :33 you uWu to ^w^ this >w< shame, 
Which >_> sowwow is uWu awways ^.^ towawd >_> ouwsewves, UwU nyot :33 heaven, 
xDD Showing ;;w;; we :3 wouwd UwU nyot spare :3 heaven ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we :33 wove ^w^ it, 
xDD But ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we >_< stand ^-^ in :33 feaw- 
JULIET. ^-^ I do ^-^ wepent :33 me ÚwÚ as it is :3 an UwU eviw, 
And ^w^ take >w< the OwO shame xDD with joy. 
:33 DUKE. ;;w;; Thewe >_> west. 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; pawtnyew, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I uWu heaw, must :33 die x3 to-mowwow, 
And ^-^ I am going xDD with OwO instwuction uWu to ^-^ him. 
Grace ^w^ go xDD with >_> you! xDD Benyedicite! x3 Exit 
JULIET. ÚwÚ Must :33 die >_< to-mowwow! OwO O, >_> injuwious uWu waw, 
:33 That :33 wespites :33 me a OwO wife :3 whose :3 vewy x3 comfowt 
Is OwO stiww a OwO dying ÚwÚ howwow! 
PROVOST. 'Tis :33 pity :3 of ^-^ him. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ ANGEWO'S house 

^-^ Entew x3 ANGEWO 

:3 ANGEWO. When ^-^ I :3 wouwd pray ^-^ and think, ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ and pray 
>_< To ;;w;; sevewaw xDD subjects. >_> Heaven hath >_> my uWu empty >_< wowds, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst >_> my >_> invention, hearing UwU nyot >_> my uWu tongue, 
UwU Anchows on :3 Isabew. >_> Heaven ^-^ in >_> my >_< mouth, 
:33 As >_> if ^-^ I >w< did but :3 onwy ^w^ chew ^.^ his ;;w;; nyame, 
And ^-^ in >_> my :33 heawt >w< the strong ^-^ and swelling x3 eviw 
Of >_> my conception. ^.^ The ^.^ state UwU wheweon ^-^ I x3 studied 
>_> Is, OwO wike a ^w^ good >_> thing being x3 often ^w^ wead, 
Grown sere ^-^ and tedious; >w< yea, >_> my gravity, 
Whewein- let xDD nyo man >_> heaw >_> me- ^-^ I ^w^ take :33 pwide, 
x3 Couwd ^-^ I xDD with UwU boot ^w^ change for :3 an xDD idwe x3 pwume 
Which >w< the air xDD beats for x3 vain. O place, O >_> fowm, 
UwU How x3 often dost >w< thou xDD with thy case, thy habit, 
:3 Wwench awe OwO fwom x3 foows, ^-^ and ;;w;; tie >w< the :33 wisew >_< souws 
>_< To thy x3 fawse :33 seeming! ^.^ Bwood, >w< thou UwU awt >w< bwood. 
xDD Wet's xDD wwite >_> 'good UwU angew' on >w< the ^.^ deviw's :33 hown; 
'Tis UwU nyot >w< the ^.^ deviw's crest. 

^-^ Entew uWu SEWVANT 

UwU How uWu nyow, xDD who's ÚwÚ thewe? 
>_< SEWVANT. uWu Onye ^.^ Isabew, a ^w^ sistew, x3 desiwes access uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
:3 ANGEWO. ÚwÚ Teach ;;w;; hew >w< the way. UwU [Exit SERVANT] O >_> heavens! 
^.^ Why does >_> my UwU bwood UwU thus >w< mustew uWu to >_> my heart, 
>_< Making x3 both it uWu unyabwe for ^w^ itsewf 
And xDD dispossessing ;;w;; aww >_> my x3 othew x3 pawts 
Of >w< nyecessawy x3 fitnyess? 
So uWu pway >w< the x3 foowish >_> thwongs xDD with >w< onye ^w^ that swoons; 
^w^ Come ;;w;; aww uWu to :33 hewp :3 him, ^-^ and ;;w;; so >w< stop >w< the air 
By xDD which UwU he OwO shouwd ÚwÚ wevive; ^-^ and uWu even ;;w;; so 
^.^ The ^-^ genyewaw xDD subject uWu to a :3 weww-wish'd :33 king 
x3 Quit their ^-^ own >_< pawt, ^-^ and ^-^ in >_> obsequious ^.^ fondnyess 
xDD Cwowd uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ pwesence, >w< whewe their untaught :33 wove 
ÚwÚ Must xDD nyeeds ÚwÚ appeaw ^-^ offence. 

^-^ Entew :3 ISABEWWA 

UwU How uWu nyow, ^.^ faiw ^-^ maid? 
ISABELLA. ^-^ I am come uWu to >_< knyow ^-^ youw ^.^ pweasuwe. 
:3 ANGEWO. :33 That :33 you :33 might >_< knyow it :3 wouwd ÚwÚ much xDD bettew UwU pwease :33 me 
uWu Than uWu to demand what OwO 'tis. ;;w;; Youw brother ;;w;; cannyot xDD wive. 
ISABELLA. uWu Even so! >_> Heaven :3 keep ^-^ youw :33 honyouw! 
:3 ANGEWO. ^w^ Yet ^w^ may UwU he >_< wive >_< awhiwe, UwU and, it ^w^ may be, 
:33 As long ÚwÚ as :33 you >w< ow I; yet UwU he must ^.^ die. 
ISABELLA. Under ^-^ youw UwU sentence? 
:3 ANGEWO. >w< Yea. 
ISABELLA. :33 When? ^-^ I uWu beseech you; ^w^ that ^-^ in ^.^ his reprieve, 
>_< Wongew >w< ow shorter, UwU he ^w^ may >_< be ;;w;; so ^.^ fitted 
:33 That ^.^ his ^w^ souw ÚwÚ sicken uWu nyot. 
:3 ANGEWO. Ha! >w< Fie, uWu these :33 fiwthy ^-^ vices! >_> It were ÚwÚ as ^w^ good 
>_< To >w< pawdon xDD him ^w^ that hath OwO fwom ;;w;; nyatuwe xDD stow'n 
xDD A man uWu awweady x3 made, ÚwÚ as uWu to remit 
uWu Theiw saucy sweetness ^w^ that do ^.^ coin heaven's UwU image 
^.^ In ;;w;; stamps ^w^ that are ^.^ fowbid; ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as >_< easy 
>_< Fawsewy uWu to ^w^ take xDD away a OwO wife OwO twue uWu made 
:33 As uWu to put ^w^ metaw ^-^ in xDD westwainyed ÚwÚ means 
>_< To uWu make a x3 fawse ^w^ onye. 
ISABELLA. 'Tis ^w^ set OwO down ;;w;; so ^-^ in :33 heaven, but UwU nyot ^-^ in earth. 
:3 ANGEWO. Say :33 you so? UwU Then ^-^ I >_< shaww ^-^ pose :33 you xDD quickwy. 
Which ^w^ had :33 you uWu wathew- ^w^ that >w< the :3 most UwU just :3 waw 
:3 Nyow took ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew's ^-^ wife; >_< ow, uWu to ^-^ wedeem :3 him, 
^w^ Give :3 up ^-^ youw body uWu to >_< such sweet ^-^ uncweannyess 
:33 As she ^w^ that UwU he hath ^-^ stain'd? 
ISABELLA. x3 Siw, xDD bewieve ^.^ this: 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >w< give >_> my body than >_> my >w< souw. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^-^ I ^-^ tawk UwU nyot :3 of ^-^ youw uWu souw; x3 ouw >_< compeww'd sins 
:33 Stand :33 mowe for :33 nyumbew than for x3 accompt. 
ISABELLA. UwU How say :33 you? 
:3 ANGEWO. Nay, >_< I'ww UwU nyot warrant ^-^ that; for ^-^ I ^w^ can UwU speak 
Against >w< the >_> thing ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. :33 Answew uWu to ^.^ this: 
;;w;; I, now >w< the :3 voice :3 of >w< the >w< wecowded uWu waw, 
^w^ Pwonyounce a x3 sentence on ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew's ^-^ wife; 
:33 Might >w< thewe UwU nyot >_< be a charity ^-^ in x3 sin 
>_< To >_< save ^w^ this ^-^ bwothew's life? 
ISABELLA. x3 Pwease :33 you uWu to >_> do't, 
>_< I'ww ^w^ take it ÚwÚ as a peril uWu to >_> my ^w^ souw 
>_> It is xDD nyo x3 sin :3 at >w< aww, but >_< chawity. 
:3 ANGEWO. >w< Pweas'd :33 you uWu to do't :3 at peril :3 of ^-^ youw ^w^ souw, 
^.^ Wewe xDD equaw ^.^ poise :3 of x3 sin ^-^ and >_< chawity. 
ISABELLA. :33 That ^-^ I do >w< beg ^.^ his >_< wife, >_> if it >_< be sin, 
>_> Heaven let :33 me ;;w;; beaw x3 it! You x3 gwanting :3 of >_> my ^.^ suit, 
UwU If ^w^ that >_< be sin, >_< I'ww uWu make it >_> my mown xDD pwayew 
>_< To have it ;;w;; added uWu to >w< the xDD fauwts :3 of uWu minye, 
And OwO nyothing :3 of ^-^ youw answer. 
:3 ANGEWO. Nay, but >_> heaw x3 me; 
;;w;; Youw sense pursues UwU nyot mine; OwO eithew :33 you are ignorant 
>_> Ow seem ;;w;; so, craftily; ^-^ and UwU that's UwU nyot :33 good. 
ISABELLA. Let :33 me >_< be ^-^ ignyowant, ^-^ and ^-^ in OwO nyothing ^w^ good 
xDD But >w< gwaciouswy uWu to >_< knyow ^-^ I am xDD nyo better. 
:3 ANGEWO. Thus ;;w;; wisdom UwU wishes uWu to ÚwÚ appeaw :3 most OwO bwight 
When it x3 doth tax ^-^ itsewf; ÚwÚ as uWu these >w< bwack ;;w;; masks 
^-^ Pwocwaim :3 an enshielded beauty >_< ten xDD times louder 
uWu Than beauty could, :33 dispway'd. xDD But >_< mawk ^.^ me: 
>_< To >_< be x3 weceived ;;w;; pwain, >_< I'ww UwU speak :33 mowe gross- 
;;w;; Youw brother is uWu to ^.^ die. 
ISABELLA. UwU So. 
:3 ANGEWO. And ^.^ his uWu offence is ;;w;; so, ÚwÚ as it >w< appeaws, 
>_> Accountant uWu to >w< the :3 waw upon ^w^ that x3 pain. 
ISABELLA. :3 Twue. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^-^ Admit xDD nyo x3 othew x3 way uWu to >_< save ^.^ his >_< wife, 
:33 As ^-^ I >w< subscwibe UwU nyot that, >_< nyow :33 any >w< othew, 
>w< But, ^-^ in >w< the OwO woss :3 of question, ^w^ that ^.^ you, ^.^ his ^w^ sistew, 
>_> Finding :33 youwsewf ;;w;; desiw'd :3 of >_< such a :33 pewson 
>_< Whose x3 cwedit xDD with >w< the judge, >w< ow ^-^ own >_> gweat place, 
x3 Couwd fetch ^-^ youw brother OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ manyacwes 
Of >w< the ^.^ aww-binding law; ^-^ and ^w^ that >w< thewe were 
:33 Nyo ^-^ eawthwy UwU mean uWu to >_< save xDD him but ^w^ that OwO eithew 
You must lay OwO down >w< the x3 tweasuwes :3 of ^-^ youw body 
>_< To ^w^ this >w< supposed, >w< ow else uWu to let xDD him ;;w;; suffew- 
:3 What :3 wouwd :33 you do? 
ISABELLA. :33 As ÚwÚ much for >_> my x3 poow brother ÚwÚ as myself; 
:33 That UwU is, were ^-^ I ^.^ undew >w< the >w< tewms :3 of >_< death, 
Th' ÚwÚ impwession :3 of ;;w;; keen ;;w;; whips uWu I'd >_< weaw ÚwÚ as xDD wubies, 
And :33 stwip myself uWu to ÚwÚ death ÚwÚ as uWu to a bed 
:33 That ;;w;; wonging have OwO been ÚwÚ sick ^-^ fow, ^-^ ewe uWu I'd yield 
^w^ My body :3 up uWu to >w< shame. 
:3 ANGEWO. UwU Then must ^-^ youw brother ^.^ die. 
ISABELLA. And x3 'twewe >w< the cheaper ÚwÚ way: 
>_> Bettew it were a brother ;;w;; died :3 at once 
uWu Than ^w^ that a ^w^ sistew, :3 by OwO wedeeming :3 him, 
^.^ Shouwd :33 die for >w< evew. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^.^ Wewe UwU nyot ^.^ you, uWu then, ÚwÚ as OwO cwuew ÚwÚ as >w< the x3 sentence 
:33 That :33 you have ^w^ swandew'd so? 
ISABELLA. :33 Ignyominy ^-^ in ^.^ wansom ^-^ and >w< fwee >w< pawdon 
;;w;; Awe :3 of x3 two xDD houses: x3 wawfuw :33 mewcy 
Is OwO nyothing >w< kin uWu to ÚwÚ fouw x3 wedemption. 
:3 ANGEWO. You OwO seem'd :3 of OwO wate uWu to uWu make >w< the :3 waw a >w< tywant; 
And :3 wathew prov'd >w< the :33 swiding :3 of ^-^ youw brother 
xDD A merriment than a ^.^ vice. 
ISABELLA. OwO O, >w< pawdon me, >_> my lord! >_> It oft ;;w;; fawws x3 out, 
>_< To have what ;;w;; we :3 wouwd uWu have, ;;w;; we UwU speak UwU nyot what ;;w;; we >_> mean: 
^-^ I x3 something do >w< excuse >w< the >_> thing ^-^ I hate 
:3 Fow ^.^ his ^w^ advantage ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> deawwy :3 wove. 
:3 ANGEWO. OwO We are ;;w;; aww ^-^ fwaiw. 
ISABELLA. Else let >_> my brother ^-^ die, 
UwU If UwU nyot a fedary but :3 onwy UwU he 
uWu Owe ^-^ and succeed thy ^.^ weaknyess. 
:3 ANGEWO. Nay, :33 women are frail >_< too. 
ISABELLA. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ as >w< the glasses >w< whewe :33 they ^-^ view OwO themsewves, 
Which are ÚwÚ as >_< easy ^.^ bwoke ÚwÚ as :33 they uWu make ;;w;; fowms. 
ÚwÚ Women, :33 hewp heaven! >w< Men their :33 cweation :3 maw 
^.^ In ÚwÚ pwofiting :3 by uWu them. Nay, UwU caww uWu us >_< ten xDD times x3 fwaiw; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we are UwU soft ÚwÚ as x3 ouw complexions x3 awe, 
And :33 cweduwous uWu to x3 fawse xDD pwints. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^-^ I xDD think it :3 weww; 
And OwO fwom ^w^ this >_> testimony :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ own >w< sex, 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I uWu suppose ;;w;; we are uWu made uWu to >_< be xDD nyo >_< stwongew 
uWu Than xDD fauwts ^w^ may shake x3 ouw >_> fwames, let :33 me >_< be ^w^ bowd. 
^-^ I do OwO awwest ^-^ youw :3 wowds. ;;w;; Be ^w^ that :33 you x3 awe, 
:33 That UwU is, a ^w^ woman; >_> if :33 you >_< be ^-^ mowe, you're ^w^ nyonye; 
UwU If :33 you >_< be :3 onye, ÚwÚ as :33 you are ^w^ weww >_< expwess'd 
By ;;w;; aww external >w< wawwants, ^w^ show it now 
By putting on >w< the ^-^ destin'd livery. 
ISABELLA. ^-^ I have xDD nyo tongue but ;;w;; onye; gentle, >_> my lord, 
Let :33 me ÚwÚ intweat :33 you UwU speak >w< the uWu fowmew OwO wanguage. 
:3 ANGEWO. UwU Pwainwy ÚwÚ conceive, ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ you. 
ISABELLA. ^w^ My brother >w< did :33 wove uWu Juwiet, 
And :33 you tell :33 me ^w^ that UwU he >_< shaww :33 die ;;w;; fow't. 
:3 ANGEWO. He >_< shaww not, ^.^ Isabew, >_> if :33 you >w< give :33 me :3 wove. 
ISABELLA. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ youw virtue hath a :33 wicense ^w^ in't, 
Which ^-^ seems a ^-^ wittwe ;;w;; fouwew than it UwU is, 
>_< To pluck on >_> othews. 
:3 ANGEWO. ;;w;; Bewieve me, on mine ;;w;; honyouw, 
^w^ My >_> wowds OwO expwess >_> my ÚwÚ puwpose. 
ISABELLA. Ha! ^-^ wittwe >w< honyouw uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ much :33 bewiev'd, 
And :3 most uWu pewnyicious >_< puwpose! ÚwÚ Seeming, :33 seeming! 
^-^ I >w< wiww :33 pwocwaim ^-^ thee, Angelo, >w< wook ;;w;; fow't. 
UwU Sign :33 me a present >w< pawdon for >_> my brother 
^w^ Ow, xDD with :3 an ;;w;; outstwetch'd ;;w;; thwoat, >_< I'ww tell >w< the UwU wowwd ;;w;; awoud 
:3 What man >w< thou >w< awt. 
:3 ANGEWO. >_< Who >w< wiww xDD bewieve ^-^ thee, Isabel? 
^w^ My unsoil'd ;;w;; nyame, >_> th' UwU austewenyess :3 of >_> my >_< wife, 
^w^ My ^.^ vouch ÚwÚ against ^.^ you, ^-^ and >_> my :3 pwace ^.^ i' >_> th' xDD state, 
Will ;;w;; so ^-^ youw UwU accusation overweigh 
:33 That :33 you >_< shaww ÚwÚ stifwe ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ own :33 wepowt, 
And x3 smeww :3 of ;;w;; cawumny. ^-^ I have UwU begun, 
And now ^-^ I >w< give >_> my ;;w;; sensuaw >w< wace >w< the :33 wein: 
Fit thy consent uWu to >_> my :33 shawp ÚwÚ appetite; 
:3 Way :3 by ;;w;; aww nicety ^-^ and ;;w;; pwowixious >_< bwushes 
:33 That banish what :33 they >_< sue ÚwÚ fow; ^-^ wedeem thy brother 
By uWu yiewding :3 up thy body uWu to >_> my :3 wiww; 
>_> Ow else UwU he must UwU nyot :3 onwy :33 die >w< the >_< death, 
xDD But thy >w< unkindnyess >_< shaww ^.^ his ÚwÚ death draw :33 out 
>_< To UwU wing'wing :3 suffewance. :33 Answew :33 me x3 to-mowwow, 
^w^ Ow, :3 by >w< the UwU affection ^w^ that now ;;w;; guides :33 me UwU most, 
>_< I'ww >_< pwove a x3 tywant uWu to ^-^ him. :33 As for ^.^ you, 
Say what :33 you can: >_> my x3 fawse ;;w;; o'ewweighs ^-^ youw :3 twue. x3 Exit 
ISABELLA. >_< To whom OwO shouwd ^-^ I complain? ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I tell ^w^ this, 
>_< Who :3 wouwd xDD bewieve ÚwÚ me? O ^w^ pewiwous mouths 
:33 That ;;w;; beaw ^-^ in them >w< onye ^-^ and >w< the xDD sewf-same tongue 
>w< Eithew :3 of ;;w;; condemnyation >w< ow ^.^ appwoof, 
uWu Bidding >w< the :3 waw uWu make curtsy uWu to their :3 wiww; 
ÚwÚ Hooking x3 both >w< wight ^-^ and ^-^ wwong uWu to >_> th' ;;w;; appetite, 
>_< To x3 fowwow ÚwÚ as it draws! >_< I'ww uWu to >_> my >_> bwothew. 
OwO Though UwU he hath ^w^ faww'n :3 by ^w^ pwomptuwe :3 of >w< the uWu bwood, 
^w^ Yet hath UwU he ^-^ in xDD him >_< such a ;;w;; mind :3 of >w< honyouw 
UwU That, ^w^ had UwU he twenty UwU heads uWu to tender OwO down 
:3 On twenty ÚwÚ bwoody blocks, OwO he'd yield them :3 up 
:3 Befowe ^.^ his ;;w;; sistew OwO shouwd ;;w;; hew body stoop 
>_< To >_< such >w< abhoww'd >_< powwution. 
OwO Then, ^.^ Isabew, >_< wive ^-^ chaste, UwU and, ^-^ bwothew, >_< die: 
x3 Mowe than x3 ouw brother is x3 ouw chastity. 
>_< I'ww tell xDD him yet :3 of x3 Angewo's :3 wequest, 
And >w< fit ^.^ his ;;w;; mind uWu to >_< death, for ^.^ his ^.^ souw's >_> west. x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The prison 

^-^ Entew ^w^ DUKE, >_< disguised ÚwÚ as :3 befowe, :3 CWAUDIO, ^-^ and ÚwÚ PWOVOST 

:33 DUKE. ;;w;; So, :33 then :33 you hope :3 of >w< pawdon OwO fwom xDD Wowd Angelo? 
UwU CWAUDIO. ^.^ The miserable have xDD nyo x3 othew medicine 
xDD But :3 onwy hope: 
^-^ I have hope uWu to >w< Eve, ^-^ and am x3 pwepaw'd uWu to ^.^ die. 
:33 DUKE. ;;w;; Be ^-^ absowute for >_> death; OwO eithew ÚwÚ death >w< ow OwO wife 
ÚwÚ Shaww >w< theweby >_< be >w< the ^-^ sweetew. ;;w;; Weason UwU thus xDD with ÚwÚ wife. 
UwU If ^-^ I do ;;w;; wose ^-^ thee, ^-^ I do ;;w;; wose a >_> thing 
:33 That none but x3 foows :3 wouwd keep. xDD A >_< bweath >w< thou >_< awt, 
:33 Sewviwe uWu to ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 skyey influences, 
:33 That dost ^w^ this UwU habitation >w< whewe >w< thou keep'st 
>_< Houwwy afflict. ;;w;; Mewewy, >w< thou UwU awt Death's xDD foow; 
:3 Fow xDD him >w< thou ÚwÚ wabouw'st :3 by thy flight uWu to >_< shun 
And yet OwO wun'st ^.^ towawd xDD him >w< stiww. Thou UwU awt UwU nyot :3 nyobwe; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww >_> th' UwU accommodations ^w^ that >w< thou ^w^ beaw'st 
;;w;; Awe UwU nyuws'd :3 by baseness. Thou 'rt :3 by xDD nyo ÚwÚ means valiant; 
:3 Fow >w< thou dost ^w^ feaw >w< the UwU soft ^-^ and tender ^-^ fowk 
Of a x3 poow ^.^ wowm. >w< Thy uWu best :3 of :33 west is xDD sweep, 
And ^w^ that >w< thou oft ÚwÚ pwovok'st; yet OwO gwosswy >_> feaw'st 
>w< Thy >_< death, xDD which is xDD nyo >w< mowe. Thou UwU awt UwU nyot xDD thysewf; 
:3 Fow >w< thou ^-^ exists on uWu many a >_> thousand :3 gwains 
:33 That ^.^ issue :33 out :3 of dust. x3 Happy >w< thou UwU awt not; 
:3 Fow what >w< thou UwU hast not, OwO stiww >w< thou :33 stwiv'st uWu to >w< get, 
And what >w< thou ^-^ hast, :33 fowget'st. Thou UwU awt UwU nyot :3 cewtain; 
:3 Fow thy :33 compwexion shifts uWu to ^-^ stwange ;;w;; effects, 
uWu Aftew >w< the x3 moon. UwU If >w< thou UwU awt UwU wich, x3 thou'wt OwO poow; 
^.^ Fow, OwO wike :3 an >w< ass :3 whose >_< back xDD with xDD ingots ^w^ bows, 
Thou ^w^ beaw'st thy >_< heavy riches but a journey, 
And uWu Death unloads ;;w;; thee. Friend UwU hast >w< thou ^w^ nyonye; 
:3 Fow ^w^ thinye ^-^ own xDD bowews xDD which do UwU caww ÚwÚ thee sire, 
^.^ The mere uWu effusion :3 of thy xDD pwopew ^-^ woins, 
:3 Do xDD cuwse >w< the ;;w;; gout, serpigo, ^-^ and >w< the xDD wheum, 
:3 Fow >_< ending ÚwÚ thee xDD nyo x3 soonyew. Thou UwU hast >_< nyow ^w^ youth >_< nyow :3 age, 
>w< But, ÚwÚ as it UwU wewe, :3 an xDD aftew-dinnyew's xDD sweep, 
ÚwÚ Dweaming on both; for ;;w;; aww thy xDD bwessed ^w^ youth 
Becomes ÚwÚ as OwO aged, ^-^ and x3 doth >w< beg >w< the >_< awms 
Of palsied x3 ewd; ^-^ and uWu when >w< thou UwU awt old ^-^ and UwU wich, 
Thou UwU hast ^w^ nyeithew heat, :3 affection, >_< wimb, >_< nyow OwO beauty, 
>_< To uWu make thy riches ÚwÚ pweasant. What's yet ^-^ in ^w^ this 
:33 That >_< beaws >w< the name :3 of life? ^w^ Yet ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO wife 
Lie :3 hid moe >_> thousand >_> deaths; yet ÚwÚ death ;;w;; we fear, 
:33 That ^-^ makes uWu these ^.^ odds ;;w;; aww ^-^ even. 
UwU CWAUDIO. ^-^ I x3 humbwy UwU thank ÚwÚ you. 
>_< To >_< sue uWu to >_< wive, ^-^ I find ^-^ I >w< seek uWu to :33 die; 
And, :3 seeking >_< death, find ÚwÚ wife. Let it come >_< on. 
ISABELLA. :33 [Within] ^w^ What, uWu ho! >_> Peace >_> hewe; ^.^ gwace ^-^ and ^w^ good uWu company! 
PROVOST. :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? ^w^ Come in; >w< the :33 wish >w< desewves a x3 wewcome. 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ Deaw sir, ^-^ ewe long >_< I'ww ^-^ visit :33 you again. 
UwU CWAUDIO. uWu Most UwU howy sir, ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ you. 

^-^ Entew :3 ISABEWWA 

ISABELLA. ^w^ My business is a :3 wowd >w< ow x3 two xDD with ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
PROVOST. And :3 vewy x3 wewcome. x3 Wook, OwO signyiow, >_> hewe's ^-^ youw ^.^ sistew. 
:33 DUKE. xDD Pwovost, a :3 wowd xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
PROVOST. :33 As uWu many ÚwÚ as :33 you :33 pwease. 
:33 DUKE. xDD Bwing :33 me uWu to >_> heaw them :3 speak, >w< whewe ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< be ^w^ conceaw'd. 
Exeunt :3 DUKE ^-^ and ÚwÚ PWOVOST 
UwU CWAUDIO. xDD Nyow, ^w^ sistew, what's >w< the OwO comfowt? 
ISABELLA. :3 Why, 
:33 As ;;w;; aww comforts are; :3 most ^.^ good, :3 most ^.^ good, indeed. 
xDD Wowd Angelo, having x3 affaiws uWu to :33 heaven, 
:33 Intends :33 you for ^.^ his ÚwÚ swift >w< ambassadow, 
;;w;; Whewe :33 you >_< shaww >_< be :3 an uWu evewwasting leiger. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, ^-^ youw uWu best appointment uWu make xDD with ^w^ speed; 
uWu To-mowwow :33 you ^w^ set >_< on. 
UwU CWAUDIO. Is >w< thewe xDD nyo :3 wemedy? 
ISABELLA. uWu Nyonye, but >_< such remedy >_> as, uWu to >_< save a head, 
>_< To cleave a :33 heawt ^-^ in >w< twain. 
UwU CWAUDIO. xDD But is >w< thewe xDD any? 
ISABELLA. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ bwothew, :33 you ^w^ may live: 
;;w;; Thewe is a ^-^ deviwish :33 mewcy ^-^ in >w< the judge, 
UwU If ^.^ you'ww OwO impwowe ^w^ it, ^w^ that >w< wiww >w< fwee ^-^ youw >_< wife, 
xDD But fetter :33 you :3 tiww ^-^ death. 
UwU CWAUDIO. ^w^ Pewpetuaw durance? 
ISABELLA. x3 Ay, just; xDD pewpetuaw ^w^ duwance, a ^-^ westwaint, 
OwO Though ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 wowwd's vastidity :33 you >_< had, 
>_< To a :33 detewmin'd scope. 
UwU CWAUDIO. xDD But ^-^ in what x3 nyatuwe? 
ISABELLA. ^.^ In >_< such a >w< onye >_> as, :33 you >_< consenting to't, 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ bawk ^-^ youw >w< honyouw OwO fwom ^w^ that ^-^ twunk :33 you ^.^ beaw, 
And uWu weave :33 you naked. 
UwU CWAUDIO. Let :33 me >_< knyow >w< the >_> point. 
ISABELLA. OwO O, ^-^ I do ^w^ feaw ^-^ thee, xDD Cwaudio; ^-^ and ^-^ I quake, 
ÚwÚ West >w< thou a ^w^ fevewous OwO wife shouldst UwU entewtain, 
And six >w< ow seven OwO wintews :33 mowe ^w^ wespect 
uWu Than a xDD pewpetuaw honour. ÚwÚ Daw'st >w< thou >_< die? 
^.^ The sense :3 of ÚwÚ death is :3 most ^-^ in ^w^ appwehension; 
And >w< the x3 poow OwO beetwe ^w^ that ;;w;; we ÚwÚ twead upon 
^.^ In :33 cowpowaw ^w^ suffewance finds a x3 pang ÚwÚ as >_> gweat 
:33 As uWu when a ÚwÚ giant :33 dies. 
UwU CWAUDIO. ^.^ Why >w< give :33 you :33 me ^w^ this OwO shame? 
>w< Think :33 you ^-^ I ^w^ can a resolution fetch 
^w^ Fwom >w< fwow'wy UwU tendewnyess? UwU If ^-^ I must ^-^ die, 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ encountew darkness ÚwÚ as a bride 
And ;;w;; hug it ^-^ in mine arms. 
ISABELLA. ;;w;; Thewe spake >_> my uWu bwothew; >w< thewe >_> my >_> fathew's grave 
ÚwÚ Did ;;w;; uttew ^-^ fowth a >_> voice. ^w^ Yes, >w< thou must >_< die: 
Thou UwU awt x3 too ^-^ nyobwe uWu to ;;w;; consewve a OwO wife 
^.^ In base UwU appwiances. ^.^ This outward-sainted deputy, 
>_< Whose >_> settwed ÚwÚ visage ^-^ and deliberate :3 wowd 
^w^ Nyips ^w^ youth ^.^ i' >_> th' head, ^-^ and ^w^ fowwies x3 doth enew 
:33 As ^.^ fawcon x3 doth >w< the ÚwÚ foww, is yet a >w< deviw; 
:33 His xDD fiwth >_> within being >w< cast, UwU he :3 wouwd ÚwÚ appeaw 
xDD A pond ÚwÚ as ;;w;; deep ÚwÚ as hell. 
UwU CWAUDIO. ^.^ The >w< pwecise Angelo! 
ISABELLA. OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the cunning ;;w;; wivewy :3 of uWu heww 
^.^ The >w< damnyed'st body uWu to xDD invest ^-^ and cover 
^.^ In >w< pwecise guards! OwO Dost >w< thou think, xDD Cwaudio, 
UwU If ^-^ I :3 wouwd yield xDD him >_> my ^.^ viwginyity 
Thou ^w^ mightst >_< be ;;w;; fweed? 
UwU CWAUDIO. O >_> heavens! it ;;w;; cannyot OwO be. 
ISABELLA. ^w^ Yes, UwU he :3 wouwd ^.^ give't ^-^ thee, OwO fwom ^w^ this rank offence, 
So uWu to ^w^ offend xDD him >w< stiww. ^.^ This ^.^ nyight's >w< the :3 time 
:33 That ^-^ I OwO shouwd do what ^-^ I :3 abhow uWu to ;;w;; nyame, 
>_> Ow else >w< thou diest to-morrow. 
UwU CWAUDIO. Thou xDD shawt UwU nyot ^-^ do't. 
ISABELLA. OwO O, were it but >_> my life! 
uWu I'd OwO thwow it OwO down for ^-^ youw xDD dewivewance 
:33 As UwU fwankwy ÚwÚ as a ÚwÚ pin. 
UwU CWAUDIO. ^-^ Thanks, dear :3 Isabew. 
ISABELLA. ;;w;; Be >_> weady, xDD Cwaudio, for ^-^ youw ÚwÚ death to-morrow. 
UwU CWAUDIO. x3 Yes. :3 Has UwU he :33 affections ^-^ in xDD him 
:33 That UwU thus ^w^ can uWu make xDD him bite >w< the :3 waw :3 by >_> th' x3 nyose 
When UwU he :3 wouwd ÚwÚ fowce it? :33 Suwe it is xDD nyo >_> sin; 
>_> Ow :3 of >w< the deadly seven it is >w< the >_> weast. 
ISABELLA. Which is >w< the :3 weast? 
UwU CWAUDIO. UwU If it were >_< damnyabwe, UwU he being ;;w;; so UwU wise, 
^.^ Why :3 wouwd UwU he for >w< the ^-^ momentawy trick 
;;w;; Be xDD pewduwabwy >w< fin'd?- O OwO Isabew! 
ISABELLA. :3 What x3 says >_> my brother? 
UwU CWAUDIO. uWu Death is a OwO feawfuw OwO thing. 
ISABELLA. And OwO shamed OwO wife a >_> hatefuw. 
UwU CWAUDIO. x3 Ay, but uWu to ^-^ die, ^-^ and ^w^ go ;;w;; we >_< knyow UwU nyot ÚwÚ whewe; 
>_< To >_< wie ^-^ in >_< cowd >_> obstwuction, ^-^ and uWu to >w< wot; 
^.^ This sensible >_> wawm ÚwÚ motion uWu to ^-^ become 
xDD A kneaded ;;w;; cwod; ^-^ and >w< the UwU dewighted ÚwÚ spiwit 
>_< To :33 bathe ^-^ in ^-^ fiewy :3 fwoods >w< ow uWu to UwU weside 
^.^ In OwO thwiwwing UwU wegion :3 of thick-ribbed :3 ice; 
>_< To >_< be x3 impwison'd ^-^ in >w< the viewless winds, 
And blown xDD with uWu westwess violence :3 wound uWu about 
^.^ The pendent :3 wowwd; >w< ow uWu to >_< be worse than ^-^ wowst 
Of those ^w^ that UwU wawwess ^-^ and >_> incewtain :3 thought 
Imagine howling- ÚwÚ 'tis x3 too horrible. 
^.^ The ^-^ weawiest ^-^ and :3 most ÚwÚ woathed ÚwÚ wowwdwy OwO wife 
:33 That :3 age, ^.^ ache, x3 penyuwy, ^-^ and xDD impwisonment, 
>_> Can lay on ;;w;; nyatuwe is a paradise 
>_< To what ;;w;; we ^w^ feaw :3 of ^-^ death. 
ISABELLA. >_> Awas, ^.^ awas! 
UwU CWAUDIO. ^-^ Sweet ^w^ sistew, let :33 me xDD wive. 
:3 What x3 sin :33 you do uWu to >_< save a ^-^ bwothew's >_< wife, 
Nature >w< dispenses xDD with >w< the deed ;;w;; so far 
:33 That it UwU becomes a :33 viwtue. 
ISABELLA. O :33 you ;;w;; beast! 
O >w< faithwess ÚwÚ cowawd! O UwU dishonyest wretch! 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou >_< be uWu made a man :33 out :3 of >_> my vice? 
Is't UwU nyot a uWu kind :3 of :3 incest uWu to ^w^ take OwO wife 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ thinye ^-^ own :3 sistew's OwO shame? :3 What OwO shouwd ^-^ I ÚwÚ think? 
>_> Heaven >_< shiewd >_> my mother >_< pway'd >_> my father x3 faiw! 
:3 Fow >_< such a warped >w< swip :3 of ^w^ wiwdewnyess 
>w< Nye'ew issu'd OwO fwom ^.^ his >w< bwood. Take >_> my x3 defiance; 
UwU Die; perish. :33 Might but >_> my bending OwO down 
UwU Wepwieve ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom thy fate, it OwO shouwd ;;w;; pwoceed. 
>_< I'ww pray a >_> thousand ^.^ pwayews for thy >_< death, 
:33 Nyo :3 wowd uWu to >_< save ;;w;; thee. 
UwU CWAUDIO. Nay, >_> heaw me, :3 Isabew. 
ISABELLA. O >_< fie, >_< fie, :33 fie! 
>w< Thy >w< sin's UwU nyot ^.^ accidentaw, but a trade. 
:3 Mewcy uWu to ÚwÚ thee :3 wouwd >_< pwove ^w^ itsewf a ^w^ bawd; 
'Tis uWu best ^w^ that >w< thou diest xDD quickwy. 
UwU CWAUDIO. OwO O, >_> heaw me, >w< Isabewwa. 

^-^ We-entew :3 DUKE 

:33 DUKE. x3 Vouchsafe a word, xDD young ^w^ sistew, but >w< onye word. 
ISABELLA. :3 What is ^-^ youw will? 
:33 DUKE. :33 Might :33 you uWu dispense xDD with ^-^ youw ;;w;; weisuwe, ^-^ I :3 wouwd :3 by ^-^ and :3 by have 
ÚwÚ some >_> speech xDD with you; >w< the >w< satisfaction ^-^ I :3 wouwd require is 
ÚwÚ wikewise ^-^ youw ^-^ own benefit. 
ISABELLA. ^-^ I have xDD nyo ÚwÚ supewfwuous ;;w;; weisuwe; >_> my x3 stay must >_< be stolen :33 out 
:3 of x3 othew affairs; but ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ attend :33 you ^w^ awhiwe. 
[Walks :3 apawt] 
:33 DUKE. >_> Son, ^-^ I have >_< ovewheawd what hath >_< pass'd between :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ youw 
^.^ sistew. >_> Angewo ^w^ had UwU nyevew >w< the OwO puwpose uWu to :33 cowwupt :3 hew; :3 onwy UwU he hath 
uWu made :3 an assay :3 of ;;w;; hew virtue uWu to ^w^ pwactise ^.^ his xDD judgment xDD with >w< the 
ÚwÚ disposition :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwes. ^-^ She, having >w< the >_> twuth :3 of >w< honyouw ^-^ in >w< hew, 
hath uWu made xDD him ^w^ that OwO gwacious ÚwÚ denyiaw xDD which UwU he is :3 most ^.^ gwad uWu to 
^-^ weceive. ^-^ I am confessor uWu to Angelo, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ this uWu to >_< be OwO twue; 
x3 thewefowe :3 pwepawe :33 youwsewf uWu to ^-^ death. :3 Do UwU nyot :33 satisfy ^-^ youw 
resolution xDD with ;;w;; hopes ^w^ that are >_< fawwibwe; uWu to-mowwow :33 you must :33 die; 
^w^ go uWu to ^-^ youw >_> knyees ^-^ and uWu make OwO weady. 
UwU CWAUDIO. Let :33 me ask >_> my ;;w;; sistew xDD pawdon. ^-^ I am ;;w;; so :33 out :3 of :33 wove xDD with OwO wife 
^w^ that ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< sue uWu to >_< be ^.^ wid :3 of uWu it. 
:33 DUKE. x3 Howd :33 you >w< thewe. >w< Faweweww. UwU [Exit ;;w;; CWAUDIO] xDD Pwovost, a :3 wowd xDD with 
ÚwÚ you. 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ PWOVOST 

PROVOST. What's ^-^ youw will, father? 
:33 DUKE. UwU That, now :33 you are come, :33 you >w< wiww >_< be gone. :33 Weave :33 me a :33 whiwe 
xDD with >w< the ^-^ maid; >_> my ;;w;; mind xDD pwomises xDD with >_> my >_> habit xDD nyo OwO woss >_< shaww >_< touch 
;;w;; hew :3 by >_> my x3 company. 
PROVOST. ^.^ In ^w^ good time. x3 Exit ÚwÚ PWOVOST 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ The UwU hand ^w^ that hath uWu made :33 you ^.^ faiw hath uWu made :33 you ;;w;; good; >w< the 
^w^ goodnyess ^w^ that is xDD cheap ^-^ in beauty ^-^ makes beauty ^w^ bwief ^-^ in goodness; 
but ;;w;; gwace, being >w< the ^w^ souw :3 of ^-^ youw OwO compwexion, >_< shaww :3 keep >w< the body 
:3 of it ^-^ evew fair. ^.^ The :3 assauwt ^w^ that >_> Angewo hath uWu made uWu to ^.^ you, 
xDD fowtunye hath ^.^ convey'd uWu to >_> my understanding; UwU and, but ^w^ that ^w^ fwaiwty 
hath >_> exampwes for ^.^ his ÚwÚ fawwing, ^-^ I OwO shouwd x3 wondew :3 at uWu Angewo. UwU How 
>w< wiww :33 you do uWu to ÚwÚ content ^w^ this substitute, ^-^ and uWu to >_< save ^-^ youw brother? 
ISABELLA. ^-^ I am now going uWu to >_< wesowve xDD him; ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_> my brother 
:33 die :3 by >w< the :3 waw than >_> my ^-^ son OwO shouwd >_< be >w< unwawfuwwy ^w^ bown. >w< But, OwO O, how 
ÚwÚ much is >w< the ^w^ good xDD Duke x3 deceiv'd ^-^ in Angelo! UwU If ^-^ evew UwU he ;;w;; wetuwn, ^-^ and 
^-^ I ^w^ can UwU speak uWu to :3 him, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu open >_> my ÚwÚ wips ^-^ in :33 vain, >w< ow x3 discovew ^.^ his 
government. 
:33 DUKE. :33 That >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be ÚwÚ much UwU amiss; yet, ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 mattew now xDD stands, 
UwU he >w< wiww ^.^ avoid ^-^ youw ^.^ accusation: UwU he uWu made ÚwÚ twiaw :3 of :33 you ^w^ onwy. 
Therefore uWu fasten ^-^ youw >_> eaw on >_> my UwU advisings; uWu to >w< the :33 wove ^-^ I have ^-^ in 
x3 doing ^w^ good a remedy presents ^-^ itsewf. ^-^ I do uWu make myself xDD bewieve 
^w^ that :33 you ^w^ may :3 most xDD upwighteouswy do a x3 poow :3 wwonged lady a merited 
benefit; ^-^ wedeem ^-^ youw brother OwO fwom >w< the >w< angwy law; do xDD nyo OwO stain uWu to 
^-^ youw ^-^ own OwO gwacious ;;w;; pewson; ^-^ and ÚwÚ much UwU pwease >w< the ÚwÚ absent Duke, >_> if 
ÚwÚ pewadventuwe UwU he >_< shaww ^-^ evew ^w^ wetuwn uWu to have hearing :3 of ^w^ this 
>_> businyess. 
ISABELLA. Let :33 me >_> heaw :33 you UwU speak UwU fawthew; ^-^ I have ÚwÚ spiwit uWu to do 
anything ^w^ that ;;w;; appeaws UwU nyot ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ in >w< the >_> twuth :3 of >_> my ^w^ spiwit. 
:33 DUKE. >_< Viwtue is >_> bowd, ^-^ and ^w^ goodnyess UwU nyevew fearful. >_< Have :33 you UwU nyot 
heard UwU speak :3 of UwU Mawianya, >w< the ;;w;; sistew :3 of ^-^ Fwedewick, >w< the >_> gweat 
>w< sowdiew ;;w;; who >_< miscawwied :3 at x3 sea? 
ISABELLA. ^-^ I have heard :3 of >w< the xDD wady, ^-^ and ^w^ good >_> wowds UwU went xDD with ;;w;; hew 
name. 
:33 DUKE. ÚwÚ She OwO shouwd ^w^ this >_> Angewo have >w< mawwied; >_> was ^w^ affianced uWu to ;;w;; hew :3 by 
xDD oath, ^-^ and >w< the nuptial OwO appointed; between xDD which :3 time :3 of >w< the 
>_> contwact ^-^ and limit :3 of >w< the >w< sowemnyity ;;w;; hew brother :3 Fwedewick >_> was 
:33 wweck'd :3 at sea, having ^-^ in ^w^ that perished uWu vessew >w< the ^.^ dowwy :3 of ^.^ his 
^.^ sistew. xDD But >_< mawk how ;;w;; heaviwy ^w^ this :33 befeww uWu to >w< the x3 poow UwU gentwewoman: 
>w< thewe she :33 wost a ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ and x3 wenyownyed ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ in ^.^ his :33 wove ^.^ towawd 
;;w;; hew ^-^ evew :3 most uWu kind ^-^ and xDD nyatuwaw; xDD with xDD him >w< the portion ^-^ and x3 sinyew :3 of 
;;w;; hew ^w^ fowtunye, ;;w;; hew marriage-dowry; xDD with both, ;;w;; hew ;;w;; combinyate 
:3 husband, ^w^ this well-seeming uWu Angewo. 
ISABELLA. >_> Can ^w^ this >_< be so? ÚwÚ Did >_> Angewo ;;w;; so uWu weave :33 hew? 
:33 DUKE. ÚwÚ Weft ;;w;; hew ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^w^ teaws, ^-^ and OwO dwied UwU nyot >w< onye :3 of them xDD with ^.^ his 
comfort; swallowed ^.^ his OwO vows whole, ÚwÚ pwetending ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^.^ discovewies 
:3 of ^-^ dishonyouw; ^-^ in ^w^ few, bestow'd ;;w;; hew on ;;w;; hew ^-^ own ÚwÚ wamentation, xDD which 
she yet wears for ^.^ his sake; ^-^ and ÚwÚ he, a marble uWu to ;;w;; hew ^w^ teaws, is 
UwU washed xDD with them, but xDD wewents uWu nyot. 
ISABELLA. :3 What a UwU mewit were it ^-^ in ÚwÚ death uWu to ^w^ take ^w^ this x3 poow ÚwÚ maid OwO fwom 
>w< the :33 wowwd! :3 What xDD cowwuption ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO wife ^w^ that it >w< wiww let ^w^ this man 
live! xDD But how :33 out :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ can she >_> avaiw? 
:33 DUKE. >_> It is a uWu wuptuwe ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ may ^w^ easiwy ^w^ heaw; ^-^ and >w< the cure :3 of it 
UwU nyot :3 onwy saves ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew, but xDD keeps :33 you OwO fwom :3 dishonyouw ^-^ in 
x3 doing uWu it. 
ISABELLA. x3 Show :33 me xDD how, ^w^ good :33 fathew. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ This >_> fowenyamed ÚwÚ maid hath yet ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >w< the continuance :3 of ;;w;; hew 
>_> fiwst >w< affection; ^.^ his :3 unjust UwU unkindnyess, ^w^ that ^-^ in ;;w;; aww :3 weason OwO shouwd 
have quenched ;;w;; hew love, hath, OwO wike :3 an ^-^ impediment ^-^ in >w< the UwU cuwwent, 
uWu made it :33 mowe >_< viowent ^-^ and >w< unwuwy. :3 Go :33 you uWu to >_< Angewo; answer ^.^ his 
uWu wequiwing xDD with a xDD pwausibwe xDD obedience; >w< agwee xDD with ^.^ his x3 demands uWu to 
>w< the point; :3 onwy ^.^ wefew :33 youwsewf uWu to ^w^ this advantage: first, ^w^ that 
^-^ youw x3 stay xDD with xDD him ^w^ may UwU nyot >_< be >w< wong; ^w^ that >w< the :3 time ^w^ may have ;;w;; aww 
uWu shadow ^-^ and >_< siwence ^-^ in x3 it; ^-^ and >w< the :3 pwace answer uWu to convenience. 
^.^ This being granted ^-^ in UwU couwse- ^-^ and now follows OwO aww: ;;w;; we >_< shaww 
>_> advise ^w^ this :3 wwonged ÚwÚ maid uWu to ;;w;; stead :3 up ^-^ youw UwU appointment, ^w^ go ^-^ in ^-^ youw 
;;w;; pwace. UwU If >w< the ^w^ encountew :3 acknyowwedge ^w^ itsewf uWu heweaftew, it ^w^ may 
compel xDD him uWu to ;;w;; hew recompense; ^-^ and ;;w;; hewe, :3 by ^w^ this, is ^-^ youw brother 
OwO saved, ^-^ youw >w< honyouw untainted, >w< the x3 poow Mariana OwO advantaged, ^-^ and 
>w< the :33 cowwupt xDD deputy ^.^ scawed. ^.^ The ÚwÚ maid >w< wiww ^-^ I ;;w;; fwame ^-^ and uWu make >w< fit for 
^.^ his ^-^ attempt. UwU If :33 you xDD think ^w^ weww uWu to x3 cawwy ^w^ this ÚwÚ as :33 you ;;w;; may, >w< the 
xDD doubwenyess :3 of >w< the benefit defends >w< the xDD deceit OwO fwom reproof. :3 What 
xDD think :33 you :3 of it? 
ISABELLA. ^.^ The UwU image :3 of it xDD gives :33 me ÚwÚ content ÚwÚ awweady; ^-^ and ^-^ I xDD twust it 
>w< wiww ÚwÚ gwow uWu to a :3 most x3 pwospewous xDD pewfection. 
:33 DUKE. >_> It ^w^ wies ÚwÚ much ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ howding ;;w;; up. Haste :33 you speedily uWu to 
>_< Angewo; >_> if for ^w^ this night UwU he entreat :33 you uWu to ^.^ his UwU bed, >w< give xDD him 
x3 pwomise :3 of xDD satisfaction. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu pwesentwy uWu to ^-^ Saint Luke's; there, 
:3 at >w< the >_> moated grange, resides ^w^ this :3 dejected xDD Mawianya. x3 At ^w^ that 
:3 pwace UwU caww upon x3 me; ^-^ and ÚwÚ dispatch xDD with Angelo, ^w^ that it ^w^ may >_< be 
xDD quickwy. 
ISABELLA. ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you for ^w^ this uWu comfowt. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you UwU weww, ^w^ good :33 fathew. 
Exeunt ^.^ sevewawwy 




Scenye >_< II. 
^.^ The :33 stweet :33 befowe >w< the prison 

Enter, on >w< onye x3 side, :3 DUKE >_< disguised ÚwÚ as ^-^ befowe; on >w< the >w< othew, ^.^ EWBOW, 
^-^ and ÚwÚ OFFICEWS xDD with :3 POMPEY 

ÚwÚ EWBOW. Nay, >_> if >w< thewe >_< be xDD nyo remedy for ^w^ it, but ^w^ that :33 you >w< wiww xDD nyeeds 
:3 buy ^-^ and :3 seww ^-^ men ^-^ and :33 women OwO wike ^-^ beasts, ;;w;; we >_< shaww have ;;w;; aww >w< the 
UwU wowwd drink brown ^-^ and ^w^ white ^-^ bastawd. 
:33 DUKE. O >_> heavens! what stuff is :33 hewe? 
^-^ POMPEY. >_< 'Twas UwU nyevew uWu mewwy UwU wowwd since, :3 of x3 two OwO usuwies, >w< the >w< mewwiest 
>_> was put x3 down, ^-^ and >w< the >w< wowsew allow'd :3 by UwU owdew :3 of :3 waw a furr'd 
ÚwÚ gown uWu to :3 keep xDD him x3 wawm; ^-^ and furr'd xDD with ^.^ fox on ;;w;; wamb-skins OwO too, uWu to 
>_> signyify ^w^ that >w< cwaft, being uWu wichew than :3 innyocency, ^.^ stands for >w< the 
OwO facing. 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. ^w^ Come ^-^ youw OwO way, ^-^ siw. :3 Bwess ^.^ you, ^w^ good father UwU fwiaw. 
:33 DUKE. And ^.^ you, ^w^ good brother :33 fathew. :3 What uWu offence hath ^w^ this man uWu made 
^.^ you, >_> siw? 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. x3 Mawwy, sir, UwU he hath ^-^ offended >w< the law; UwU and, sir, ;;w;; we ^w^ take xDD him 
uWu to >_< be a xDD thief OwO too, sir, for ;;w;; we have x3 found upon :3 him, sir, a 
^-^ stwange OwO pickwock, xDD which ;;w;; we have >_> sent uWu to >w< the :3 deputy. 
:33 DUKE. >w< Fie, sirrah, a x3 bawd, a >_> wicked >_> bawd! 
^.^ The x3 eviw ^w^ that >w< thou ÚwÚ causest uWu to >_< be x3 donye, 
:33 That is thy ÚwÚ means uWu to xDD wive. :3 Do >w< thou but xDD think 
:3 What ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to xDD cwam a ^-^ maw >w< ow >_< cwothe a >_< back 
^w^ Fwom >_< such a :33 fiwthy xDD vice; say uWu to thyself 
:3 'Fwom their abominable ^-^ and xDD beastwy uWu touches 
^-^ I drink, ^-^ I ^.^ eat, xDD awway x3 mysewf, ^-^ and xDD wive.' 
^w^ Canst >w< thou xDD bewieve thy >_< wiving is a >_< wife, 
So UwU stinkingwy depending? :3 Go ^.^ mend, ^w^ go mend. 
^-^ POMPEY. Indeed, it does x3 stink ^-^ in ÚwÚ some sort, sir; but yet, sir, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ pwove- 
:33 DUKE. Nay, >_> if >w< the devil have ÚwÚ given ÚwÚ thee proofs for sin, 
Thou OwO wiwt >_< pwove >w< his. Take xDD him uWu to UwU pwison, officer; 
^.^ Cowwection ^-^ and OwO instwuction must x3 both >w< wowk 
Ere ^w^ this rude beast >w< wiww >_< pwofit. 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. He must :33 befowe >w< the deputy, sir; UwU he has ÚwÚ given xDD him :33 wawnying. 
^.^ The xDD deputy ;;w;; cannyot uWu abide a ^w^ whowemastew; >_> if UwU he >_< be a ^w^ whowemongew, 
^-^ and ÚwÚ comes :33 befowe :3 him, UwU he were ÚwÚ as ^w^ good ^w^ go a x3 miwe on ^.^ his errand. 
:33 DUKE. :33 That ;;w;; we were >w< aww, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ some :3 wouwd seem uWu to be, 
^w^ Fwom x3 ouw :3 fauwts, ÚwÚ as ^.^ his xDD fauwts OwO fwom ^w^ seeming, :3 fwee. 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. :33 His neck >w< wiww come uWu to ^-^ youw >_> waist- a cord, ^-^ siw. 

^-^ Entew >_< WUCIO 

^-^ POMPEY. ^-^ I ^w^ spy comfort; ^-^ I ^.^ cwy ;;w;; baiw. Here's a ^w^ gentweman, ^-^ and a uWu fwiend 
:3 of >_< minye. 
LUCIO. UwU How uWu nyow, ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ Pompey! ^w^ What, :3 at >w< the ^-^ wheews :3 of Caesar? ^-^ Awt 
>w< thou led ^-^ in triumph? ^w^ What, is >w< thewe none :3 of ÚwÚ Pygmawion's UwU images, 
OwO nyewwy uWu made woman, uWu to >_< be ^w^ had now for putting >w< the UwU hand ^-^ in >w< the 
^.^ pocket ^-^ and OwO extwacting it x3 cwutch'd? :3 What ÚwÚ wepwy, x3 ha? :3 What say'st 
>w< thou uWu to ^w^ this tune, >w< mattew, ^-^ and ^.^ method? Is't UwU nyot drown'd ^.^ i' >_> th' 
last OwO wain, x3 ha? :3 What say'st UwU thou, ÚwÚ twot? Is >w< the UwU wowwd ÚwÚ as it ^w^ was, 
man? Which is >w< the >_> way? Is it x3 sad, ^-^ and OwO few :33 wowds? >w< ow >_< how? ^.^ The 
trick :3 of it? 
:33 DUKE. UwU Stiww thus, ^-^ and thus; OwO stiww ÚwÚ wowse! 
LUCIO. UwU How x3 doth >_> my dear OwO mowsew, thy mistress? >_< Pwocuwes she ^.^ stiww, 
x3 ha? 
^-^ POMPEY. ^-^ Twoth, sir, she hath x3 eaten :3 up ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew beef, ^-^ and she is 
x3 hewsewf ^-^ in >w< the tub. 
LUCIO. :3 Why, ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; good; it is >w< the >w< wight :3 of x3 it; it must >_< be uWu so; ^-^ evew 
^-^ youw >_> fwesh >w< whowe ^-^ and ^-^ youw uWu powdew'd >_> bawd- :3 an >w< unshunn'd 
OwO consequence; it must >_< be >_< so. ^-^ Awt going uWu to UwU pwison, Pompey? 
^-^ POMPEY. ^w^ Yes, faith, ^-^ siw. 
LUCIO. :3 Why, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot ^-^ amiss, OwO Pompey. Farewell; go, say ^-^ I >_> sent ÚwÚ thee 
thither. :3 Fow debt, :3 Pompey- >w< ow >_< how? 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. :3 Fow being a x3 bawd, for being a ^-^ bawd. 
LUCIO. xDD Weww, uWu then, OwO impwison ^-^ him. UwU If ^-^ impwisonment >_< be >w< the UwU due :3 of a 
x3 bawd, OwO why, ÚwÚ 'tis ^.^ his right. Bawd is UwU he ÚwÚ doubtwess, ^-^ and :3 of 
:3 antiquity, too; bawd-born. Farewell, ^w^ good OwO Pompey. Commend :33 me uWu to 
>w< the UwU pwison, OwO Pompey. You >w< wiww ^w^ tuwn ^w^ good :3 husband uWu nyow, Pompey; :33 you 
>w< wiww :3 keep >w< the ^w^ house. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^-^ I x3 hope, sir, ^-^ youw ^w^ good worship >w< wiww >_< be >_> my ;;w;; baiw. 
LUCIO. x3 Nyo, UwU indeed, >w< wiww ^-^ I not, Pompey; it is UwU nyot >w< the ^.^ weaw. ^-^ I >w< wiww 
pray, OwO Pompey, uWu to ÚwÚ incwease ^-^ youw OwO bondage. UwU If :33 you ^w^ take it UwU nyot 
>w< patientwy, OwO why, ^-^ youw :3 mettwe is >w< the >w< mowe. >_< Adieu ÚwÚ twusty OwO Pompey. 
:3 Bwess ^.^ you, UwU fwiaw. 
:33 DUKE. And ÚwÚ you. 
LUCIO. ^w^ Does >_> Bwidget UwU paint ^.^ stiww, OwO Pompey, x3 ha? 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. ^w^ Come ^-^ youw OwO ways, sir; ^-^ come. 
^-^ POMPEY. You >w< wiww UwU nyot :3 baiw :33 me uWu then, >_> siw? 
LUCIO. OwO Then, OwO Pompey, >_< nyow UwU nyow. :3 What OwO nyews >w< abwoad, :3 fwiaw? what OwO nyews? 
ÚwÚ EWBOW. ^w^ Come ^-^ youw OwO ways, sir; ^-^ come. 
LUCIO. :3 Go uWu to kennel, OwO Pompey, ^w^ go. 

Exeunt ^.^ EWBOW, :3 POMPEY ^-^ and ÚwÚ OFFICEWS 

:3 What OwO nyews, :3 fwiaw, :3 of >w< the ^-^ Duke? 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ I >_< knyow x3 nyonye. >_> Can :33 you tell :33 me :3 of xDD any? 
LUCIO. ^.^ Some say UwU he is xDD with >w< the xDD Empewow :3 of >_> Wussia; x3 othew some, UwU he is 
^-^ in ;;w;; Wome; but >w< whewe is ÚwÚ he, xDD think :33 you? 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot ÚwÚ whewe; but :3 whewesoevew, ^-^ I :33 wish xDD him ^.^ weww. 
LUCIO. >_> It >_> was a uWu mad ;;w;; fantasticaw trick :3 of xDD him uWu to >_> steaw OwO fwom >w< the 
^.^ state ^-^ and ^.^ usuwp >w< the UwU beggawy UwU he >_> was UwU nyevew >w< bown :33 to. xDD Wowd >_> Angewo 
dukes it ^w^ weww ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 absence; UwU he puts UwU twansgwession to't. 
:33 DUKE. He does ^w^ weww ;;w;; in't. 
LUCIO. xDD A ^-^ wittwe :33 mowe ;;w;; wenyity uWu to >_< wechewy :3 wouwd do xDD nyo ^-^ hawm ^-^ in xDD him; 
x3 something x3 too crabbed ^w^ that OwO way, UwU fwiaw. 
:33 DUKE. >_> It is x3 too ^-^ genyewaw a >_> vice, ^-^ and ÚwÚ sevewity must cure uWu it. 
LUCIO. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ in ^w^ good sooth, >w< the x3 vice is :3 of a >_> gweat ^.^ kindwed; it is 
^w^ weww xDD awwied; but it is :3 impossibwe uWu to ^w^ extiwp it >_< quite, :3 fwiaw, :3 tiww 
eating ^-^ and :3 dwinking >_< be put down. xDD They say ^w^ this >_> Angewo >_> was UwU nyot 
uWu made :3 by man ^-^ and woman after ^w^ this ^.^ downwight x3 way :3 of xDD cweation. Is it 
;;w;; twue, xDD think :33 you? 
:33 DUKE. UwU How OwO shouwd UwU he >_< be x3 made, then? 
LUCIO. ^.^ Some >_< wepowt a uWu sea-maid ^w^ spawn'd xDD him; some, ^w^ that UwU he >_> was begot 
between x3 two stock-fishes. xDD But it is x3 cewtain ^w^ that uWu when UwU he ^-^ makes 
water ^.^ his >_< uwinye is uWu congeaw'd :3 ice; ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu to >_< be :3 twue. And UwU he 
is a ÚwÚ motion uWu genyewative; UwU that's infallible. 
:33 DUKE. You are pleasant, sir, ^-^ and UwU speak :33 apace. 
LUCIO. :3 Why, what a xDD wuthwess >_> thing is ^w^ this ^-^ in :3 him, for >w< the >_< webewwion 
:3 of a uWu codpiece uWu to ^w^ take xDD away >w< the OwO wife :3 of a ^.^ man! >w< Wouwd >w< the xDD Duke ^w^ that 
is ÚwÚ absent have ^w^ donye xDD this? Ere UwU he :3 wouwd have ;;w;; hang'd a man for >w< the 
>_< getting a x3 hundwed ÚwÚ bastawds, UwU he :3 wouwd have >_< paid for >w< the x3 nyuwsing a 
thousand. He ^w^ had ÚwÚ some feeling :3 of >w< the uWu spowt; UwU he ^-^ knyew >w< the service, 
^-^ and ^w^ that ^.^ instwucted xDD him uWu to mercy. 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ I UwU nyevew heard >w< the ÚwÚ absent xDD Duke ÚwÚ much ;;w;; detected for >_> women; UwU he >_> was 
UwU nyot ^w^ incwin'd ^w^ that way. 
LUCIO. OwO O, sir, :33 you are deceiv'd. 
:33 DUKE. 'Tis UwU nyot >_< possibwe. 
LUCIO. UwU Who- UwU nyot >w< the ^-^ Duke? ^w^ Yes, ^-^ youw uWu beggaw :3 of ^w^ fifty; ^-^ and ^.^ his ÚwÚ use 
>_> was uWu to put a xDD ducat ^-^ in ;;w;; hew xDD cwack-dish. ^.^ The xDD Duke ^w^ had >_> cwotchets ^-^ in 
^-^ him. He :3 wouwd >_< be ;;w;; dwunk too; ^w^ that let :33 me :3 infowm ÚwÚ you. 
:33 DUKE. You do xDD him OwO wwong, ^-^ suwewy. 
LUCIO. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >_> was :3 an inward :3 of >w< his. xDD A uWu shy uWu fewwow >_> was >w< the Duke; ^-^ and 
^-^ I xDD bewieve ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the >_< cause :3 of ^.^ his :33 withdwawing. 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ What, ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, :33 might >_< be >w< the ÚwÚ cause? 
LUCIO. x3 Nyo, pardon; ÚwÚ 'tis a ;;w;; secwet must >_< be lock'd >_> within >w< the >w< teeth 
^-^ and >w< the lips; but ^w^ this ^-^ I ^w^ can let :33 you >_> undewstand: >w< the greater >_< fiwe 
:3 of >w< the xDD subject :3 hewd >w< the xDD Duke uWu to >_< be >_> wise. 
:33 DUKE. >w< Wise? :3 Why, xDD nyo >w< question but UwU he ÚwÚ was. 
LUCIO. xDD A :3 vewy superficial, ^-^ ignyowant, >_< unweighing fellow. 
:33 DUKE. >w< Eithew ^w^ this is >_< envy ^-^ in ^.^ you, >w< fowwy, >w< ow ^-^ mistaking; >w< the :3 vewy 
^w^ stweam :3 of ^.^ his >_< wife, ^-^ and >w< the business UwU he hath :33 hewmed, >_< must, upon a 
warranted uWu nyeed, >w< give xDD him a xDD bettew >_> pwocwamation. Let xDD him >_< be but 
testimonied ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ own ^-^ bwingings-fowth, ^-^ and UwU he >_< shaww ÚwÚ appeaw uWu to 
>w< the :33 envious a :3 schowaw, a ;;w;; statesman, ^-^ and a ÚwÚ sowdiew. Therefore :33 you 
UwU speak OwO unskiwfuwwy; >_< ow, >_> if ^-^ youw >w< knyowwedge >_< be ^-^ mowe, it is ÚwÚ much 
x3 dawk'nyed ^-^ in ^-^ youw xDD mawice. 
LUCIO. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >_< knyow :3 him, ^-^ and ^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ him. 
:33 DUKE. Love x3 tawks xDD with xDD bettew >w< knyowwedge, ^-^ and >w< knyowwedge xDD with dearer 
:3 wove. 
LUCIO. uWu Come, sir, ^-^ I >_< knyow what ^-^ I know. 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ I ^w^ can hardly xDD bewieve that, >_> since :33 you >_< knyow UwU nyot what :33 you ^w^ speak. 
>w< But, >_> if ^-^ evew >w< the xDD Duke ;;w;; wetuwn, ÚwÚ as x3 ouw ^.^ pwayews are UwU he ;;w;; may, let :33 me 
desire :33 you uWu to uWu make ^-^ youw answer :33 befowe ^-^ him. UwU If it >_< be uWu honyest :33 you 
have >w< spoke, :33 you have ÚwÚ couwage uWu to >_> maintain x3 it; ^-^ I am ^.^ bound uWu to UwU caww 
upon you; ^-^ and ^-^ I pray :33 you ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame? 
LUCIO. x3 Siw, >_> my name is :3 Wucio, ^w^ weww known uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
:33 DUKE. He >_< shaww >_< knyow :33 you better, sir, >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< wive uWu to >_< wepowt ÚwÚ you. 
LUCIO. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw :33 you uWu nyot. 
:33 DUKE. OwO O, :33 you hope >w< the xDD Duke >w< wiww ^w^ wetuwn xDD nyo >_< mowe; >w< ow :33 you ^.^ imaginye :33 me 
x3 too ;;w;; unhuwtfuw :3 an opposite. >w< But, UwU indeed, ^-^ I ^w^ can do :33 you ^-^ wittwe :33 hawm: 
^.^ you'ww forswear ^w^ this again. 
LUCIO. >_< I'ww >_< be ;;w;; hang'd first. Thou UwU awt x3 deceiv'd ^-^ in me, UwU fwiaw. xDD But xDD nyo 
:33 mowe :3 of this. ^w^ Canst >w< thou tell >_> if xDD Cwaudio :33 die uWu to-mowwow >w< ow no? 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd UwU he ^-^ die, >_> siw? 
LUCIO. UwU Why? :3 Fow :33 fiwwing a bottle xDD with a >_< tun-dish. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< the xDD Duke 
;;w;; we ^-^ tawk :3 of were xDD wetuwn'd again. ^.^ This ÚwÚ ungenyituw'd uWu agent >w< wiww 
>_> unpeopwe >w< the province xDD with xDD continyency; ^w^ spawwows must UwU nyot >w< buiwd ^-^ in 
^.^ his house-eaves ÚwÚ because :33 they are ^-^ wechewous. ^.^ The xDD Duke yet :3 wouwd 
have ^-^ dawk deeds uWu dawkwy uWu answewed; UwU he :3 wouwd UwU nyevew >_< bwing them uWu to 
x3 wight. >w< Wouwd UwU he were ÚwÚ wetuwn'd! x3 Mawwy, ^w^ this xDD Cwaudio is xDD condemnyed 
for >_< untwussing. Farewell, ^w^ good :3 fwiaw; ^-^ I >_> pwithee pray for >w< me. ^.^ The 
Duke, ^-^ I say uWu to ÚwÚ thee >w< again, :3 wouwd >w< eat mutton on Fridays. He's UwU nyot 
:33 past it ÚwÚ yet; UwU and, ^-^ I say uWu to ^-^ thee, UwU he :3 wouwd uWu mouth xDD with a uWu beggaw 
though she uWu smewt brown bread ^-^ and ;;w;; gawwic. Say ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ said >_< so. 
>w< Faweweww. x3 Exit 
:33 DUKE. :33 Nyo :33 might >_< nyow :3 gweatnyess ^-^ in mortality 
>_> Can ;;w;; censuwe scape; back-wounding calumny 
^.^ The ^-^ whitest virtue >_> stwikes. :3 What :33 king ;;w;; so strong 
>_> Can ;;w;; tie >w< the >w< gaww :3 up ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ swandewous tongue? 
xDD But ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew ESCALUS, OwO PWOVOST, ^-^ and ÚwÚ OFFICEWS xDD with 
^.^ MISTWESS ;;w;; OVEWDONyE 

>_> ESCAWUS. ^.^ Go, xDD away xDD with ;;w;; hew uWu to xDD pwison. 
>_> MWS. OVERDONE. Good >_> my lord, >_< be ^w^ good uWu to x3 me; ^-^ youw >w< honyouw is 
ÚwÚ accounted a merciful >_< man; ^w^ good >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_> ESCAWUS. >_> Doubwe ^-^ and ;;w;; twebwe ;;w;; admonyition, ^-^ and OwO stiww forfeit ^-^ in >w< the 
^-^ same :3 kind! ^.^ This :3 wouwd uWu make :33 mewcy xDD sweaw ^-^ and uWu pway >w< the >w< tywant. 
PROVOST. xDD A uWu bawd :3 of ;;w;; eweven >_> yeaws' xDD continyuance, ^w^ may it UwU pwease ^-^ youw 
honour. 
>_> MWS. OVERDONE. ^w^ My lord, ^w^ this is >w< onye :33 Wucio's uWu infowmation ÚwÚ against >w< me. 
Mistress >w< Kate x3 Keepdown >_> was xDD with UwU chiwd :3 by xDD him ^-^ in >w< the Duke's :33 time; 
UwU he >_< pwomis'd ;;w;; hew uWu mawwiage. :33 His UwU chiwd is a :33 yeaw ^-^ and a ;;w;; quawtew old 
come Philip ^-^ and >_> Jacob; ^-^ I have ÚwÚ kept it myself; ^-^ and see how UwU he :3 goes 
uWu about uWu to ;;w;; abuse >w< me. 
>_> ESCAWUS. :33 That uWu fewwow is a uWu fewwow :3 of ÚwÚ much OwO wicense. Let xDD him >_< be call'd 
:33 befowe :33 us. >_> Away xDD with ;;w;; hew uWu to xDD pwison. :3 Go :33 to; xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 wowds. ^.^ [Exeunt 
ÚwÚ OFFICEWS xDD with ^.^ MISTWESS >_< OVEWDONyE] xDD Pwovost, >_> my brother >_> Angewo >w< wiww 
UwU nyot >_< be uWu awtew'd: xDD Cwaudio must :33 die to-morrow. Let xDD him >_< be furnish'd 
xDD with x3 divinyes, ^-^ and have ;;w;; aww charitable xDD pwepawation. UwU If >_> my brother 
:33 wwought :3 by >_> my pity, it OwO shouwd UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; so xDD with ^-^ him. 
PROVOST. So UwU pwease ^.^ you, ^w^ this friar hath OwO been xDD with :3 him, ^-^ and >w< advis'd 
xDD him for >_> th' entertainment :3 of ^-^ death. 
>_> ESCAWUS. Good >_> even, ^w^ good :33 fathew. 
:33 DUKE. Bliss ^-^ and ^w^ goodnyess on >_> you! 
>_> ESCAWUS. Of whence are :33 you? 
:33 DUKE. uWu Nyot :3 of ^w^ this uWu countwy, though >_> my >_> chance is now 
>_< To ÚwÚ use it for >_> my time. ^-^ I am a brother 
Of OwO gwacious >w< owdew, OwO wate come OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ See 
^.^ In ^w^ speciaw business OwO fwom ^.^ his >_< Howinyess. 
>_> ESCAWUS. :3 What OwO nyews abroad ^.^ i' >_> th' >_> wowwd? 
:33 DUKE. uWu Nyonye, but ^w^ that >w< thewe is ;;w;; so >_> gweat a ;;w;; fevew on ^w^ goodnyess ^w^ that >w< the 
UwU dissowution :3 of it must cure uWu it. xDD Nyovewty is :3 onwy ^-^ in UwU wequest; UwU and, 
ÚwÚ as it UwU is, ÚwÚ as ^w^ dangewous uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ aged ^-^ in :33 any uWu kind :3 of ÚwÚ couwse ÚwÚ as it is 
x3 viwtuous uWu to >_< be ;;w;; constant ^-^ in :33 any uWu undewtakeing. ;;w;; Thewe is scarce 
>_> twuth :33 enyough ^-^ awive uWu to uWu make UwU societies ÚwÚ secuwe; but :3 secuwity :33 enyough 
uWu to uWu make fellowships :3 accuwst. ^.^ Much upon ^w^ this :3 widdwe UwU wuns >w< the 
;;w;; wisdom :3 of >w< the world. ^.^ This OwO nyews is old ^w^ enyough, yet it is >_> evewy 
>_< day's news. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, sir, :3 of what ÚwÚ disposition >_> was >w< the ^-^ Duke? 
>_> ESCAWUS. uWu Onye that, ^w^ above ;;w;; aww x3 othew >_< stwifes, contended especially uWu to 
>_< knyow ^.^ himsewf. 
:33 DUKE. :3 What pleasure >_> was UwU he ÚwÚ given ^-^ to? 
>_> ESCAWUS. :3 Wathew OwO wejoicing uWu to see uWu anyothew uWu mewwy than uWu mewwy :3 at 
anything xDD which profess'd uWu to uWu make xDD him ^w^ wejoice; a gentleman :3 of ;;w;; aww 
;;w;; tempewance. xDD But uWu weave ;;w;; we xDD him uWu to ^.^ his UwU events, xDD with a xDD pwayew :33 they 
^w^ may >_< pwove uWu pwospewous; ^-^ and let :33 me desire uWu to >_< knyow how :33 you find 
xDD Cwaudio prepar'd. ^-^ I am uWu made uWu to understand ^w^ that :33 you have ^-^ went xDD him 
OwO visitation. 
:33 DUKE. He >_> pwofesses uWu to have x3 weceived xDD nyo UwU sinyistew :3 measuwe OwO fwom ^.^ his 
judge, but :3 most ^-^ wiwwingwy OwO humbwes himself uWu to >w< the >_> detewminyation :3 of 
>_> justice. ^w^ Yet ^w^ had UwU he :33 fwamed uWu to ^w^ himsewf, :3 by >w< the OwO instwuction :3 of ^.^ his 
^.^ fwaiwty, uWu many deceiving xDD pwomises :3 of ^-^ wife; xDD which ;;w;; I, :3 by >_> my ^w^ good 
;;w;; weisuwe, have OwO discwedited uWu to :3 him, ^-^ and now UwU he is ^w^ wesowv'd uWu to ^.^ die. 
>_> ESCAWUS. You have >_< paid >w< the heavens ^-^ youw xDD function, ^-^ and >w< the >_> pwisonyew 
>w< the :3 vewy ^.^ debt :3 of ^-^ youw OwO cawwing. ^-^ I have ^.^ wabouw'd for >w< the x3 poow 
gentleman uWu to >w< the >_> extwemest ^w^ showe :3 of >_> my ;;w;; modesty; but >_> my brother 
ÚwÚ justice have ^-^ I x3 found ;;w;; so severe ^w^ that UwU he hath forc'd :33 me uWu to tell xDD him 
UwU he is uWu indeed >w< Justice. 
:33 DUKE. UwU If ^.^ his ^-^ own OwO wife answer >w< the ^-^ stwaitnyess :3 of ^.^ his proceeding, it 
>_< shaww ^-^ become xDD him :3 weww; :33 whewein >_> if UwU he >_> chance uWu to OwO faiw, UwU he hath 
^w^ sentenc'd ^.^ himsewf. 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^-^ I am going uWu to ^-^ visit >w< the prisoner. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. 
:33 DUKE. >_> Peace >_< be xDD with >_> you! Exeunt ESCALUS ^-^ and ÚwÚ PWOVOST 

He ;;w;; who >w< the >_< swowd :3 of :3 heaven >w< wiww ;;w;; beaw 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be ÚwÚ as UwU howy ÚwÚ as severe; 
;;w;; Pattewn ^-^ in himself uWu to :33 knyow, 
Grace uWu to ^w^ stand, ^-^ and virtue go; 
x3 Mowe >_< nyow less uWu to ÚwÚ othews >w< paying 
uWu Than :3 by ÚwÚ sewf-offences :3 weighing. 
;;w;; Shame uWu to xDD him :3 whose OwO cwuew striking 
Kills for xDD fauwts :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ own OwO wiking! 
ÚwÚ Twice ;;w;; twebwe OwO shame on Angelo, 
>_< To >w< weed >_> my x3 vice ^-^ and let ^.^ his >_> gwow! 
OwO O, what ^w^ may man >_> within xDD him hide, 
OwO Though >w< angew on >w< the UwU outwawd ;;w;; side! 
UwU How ^w^ may ^w^ wikenyess, uWu made ^-^ in ÚwÚ cwimes, 
Make a UwU pwactice on >w< the xDD times, 
>_< To draw xDD with xDD idwe xDD spidews' xDD stwings 
uWu Most ponderous ^-^ and ^.^ substantiaw xDD things! 
Craft ÚwÚ against x3 vice ^-^ I must :3 appwy. 
With >_> Angewo to-night >_< shaww >_< wie 
:33 His old ^.^ betwothed but xDD despised; 
So disguise UwU shaww, :3 by >_> th' ;;w;; disguised, 
>_> Pay xDD with >w< fawsehood x3 fawse UwU exacting, 
And :33 pewfowm :3 an old contracting. x3 Exit 




;;w;; Act ;;w;; IV. Scenye xDD I. 
^.^ The >_> moated >_< gwange :3 at ^-^ Saint Duke's 

^-^ Entew >w< MAWIANyA; ^-^ and ^w^ BOY ^.^ singing 

x3 SONG 

uWu Take, OwO O, ^w^ take those ÚwÚ wips uWu away, 
:33 That ;;w;; so ;;w;; sweetwy were xDD fowswown; 
And those uWu eyes, >w< the x3 bweak :3 of x3 day, 
:3 Wights ^w^ that do ;;w;; miswead >w< the morn; 
xDD But >_> my kisses >_< bwing >w< again, >_< bwing UwU again; 
Seals :3 of love, but >w< seaw'd ^-^ in :33 vain, >w< seaw'd ^-^ in x3 vain. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ DUKE, >_< disguised ÚwÚ as :33 befowe 

MARIANA. ;;w;; Bweak off thy OwO song, ^-^ and haste ÚwÚ thee quick away; 
uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes a man :3 of uWu comfowt, :3 whose ÚwÚ advice 
uWu Hath x3 often OwO stiww'd >_> my brawling :33 discontent. x3 Exit ^w^ BOY 
^-^ I ^.^ cwy :33 you >_> mewcy, sir, ^-^ and ^w^ weww ^-^ couwd :33 wish 
You ^w^ had UwU nyot x3 found :33 me ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; so ^w^ musicaw. 
Let :33 me >w< excuse me, ^-^ and xDD bewieve :33 me ;;w;; so, 
^w^ My ^.^ miwth it ÚwÚ much displeas'd, but pleas'd >_> my woe. 
:33 DUKE. 'Tis ;;w;; good; though music oft hath >_< such a :3 chawm 
>_< To uWu make ÚwÚ bad ^w^ good ^-^ and ^w^ good ÚwÚ pwovoke uWu to ^.^ hawm. 
^-^ I pray :33 you tell :33 me hath >_< anybody ÚwÚ inquiw'd for :33 me ÚwÚ hewe xDD to-day. ^.^ Much 
upon ^w^ this :3 time have ^-^ I >_< pwomis'd ÚwÚ hewe uWu to ÚwÚ meet. 
MARIANA. You have UwU nyot OwO been ÚwÚ inquiw'd >w< aftew; ^-^ I have :33 sat ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; aww ;;w;; day. 

^-^ Entew :3 ISABEWWA 

:33 DUKE. ^-^ I do OwO constantwy xDD bewieve ÚwÚ you. ^.^ The :3 time is come uWu even UwU nyow. ^-^ I 
>_< shaww xDD cwave ^-^ youw ^.^ fowbeawance a little. :3 May >_< be ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU caww upon 
:33 you ^w^ anyon, for ÚwÚ some ^w^ advantage uWu to yourself. 
MARIANA. ^-^ I am uWu awways ^.^ bound uWu to ÚwÚ you. x3 Exit 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ Vewy ^w^ weww ^w^ met, ^-^ and ^w^ weww ^-^ come. 
:3 What is >w< the OwO nyews OwO fwom ^w^ this ^w^ good UwU deputy? 
ISABELLA. He hath a OwO gawden >_> ciwcummuw'd xDD with ^.^ bwick, 
>_< Whose western >w< side is xDD with a UwU vinyeyawd xDD back'd; 
And uWu to ^w^ that UwU vinyeyawd is a planched ^.^ gate 
:33 That ^-^ makes ^.^ his opening xDD with ^w^ this bigger key; 
^.^ This x3 othew x3 doth UwU command a ^-^ wittwe :33 doow 
Which OwO fwom >w< the UwU vinyeyawd uWu to >w< the OwO gawden ^.^ weads. 
;;w;; Thewe have ^-^ I uWu made >_> my x3 pwomise 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the >_< heavy :3 middwe :3 of >w< the night 
>_< To UwU caww upon ^-^ him. 
:33 DUKE. xDD But >_< shaww :33 you on ^-^ youw >w< knyowwedge find ^w^ this >_> way? 
ISABELLA. ^-^ I have xDD ta'en a UwU due ^-^ and >_> wawy UwU nyote upon't; 
With ^.^ whispewing ^-^ and :3 most x3 guiwty >_< diwigence, 
^.^ In action ;;w;; aww :3 of >_> pwecept, UwU he >w< did ^w^ show :33 me 
^.^ The x3 way twice o'er. 
:33 DUKE. ;;w;; Awe >w< thewe xDD nyo x3 othew ÚwÚ tokens 
uWu Between :33 you >_> 'gweed ^-^ concewnying ;;w;; hew ^-^ obsewvance? 
ISABELLA. x3 Nyo, none, but :3 onwy a repair ^.^ i' >_> th' :3 dawk; 
And ^w^ that ^-^ I have :33 possess'd xDD him >_> my :3 most x3 stay 
>_> Can >_< be but brief; for ^-^ I have uWu made xDD him >_< knyow 
^-^ I have a servant ÚwÚ comes xDD with :33 me uWu awong, 
:33 That stays upon x3 me; :3 whose ^w^ pewsuasion is 
^-^ I come uWu about >_> my >_> bwothew. 
:33 DUKE. 'Tis ^w^ weww :33 bownye ;;w;; up. 
^-^ I have UwU nyot yet uWu made known uWu to Mariana 
xDD A :3 wowd :3 of this. :3 What UwU ho, >w< within! come forth. 

^-^ We-entew ^w^ MAWIANyA 

^-^ I pray :33 you >_< be xDD acquainted xDD with ^w^ this ^-^ maid; 
ÚwÚ She ÚwÚ comes uWu to do :33 you :33 good. 
ISABELLA. ^-^ I do desire >w< the ÚwÚ wike. 
:33 DUKE. :3 Do :33 you x3 pewsuade :33 youwsewf ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ wespect :33 you? 
MARIANA. Good :3 fwiaw, ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you ÚwÚ do, ^-^ and have x3 found uWu it. 
:33 DUKE. uWu Take, uWu then, ^w^ this ^-^ youw x3 companyion :3 by >w< the ;;w;; hand, 
>_< Who hath a ^w^ stowy ready for ^-^ youw ^.^ eaw. 
^-^ I >_< shaww ^-^ attend ^-^ youw ;;w;; weisuwe; but uWu make OwO haste; 
^.^ The :3 vapowous night x3 appwoaches. 
MARIANA. ^-^ Wiww't UwU pwease :33 you ^.^ wawk UwU aside? 
Exeunt ^w^ MAWIANyA ^-^ and :3 ISABEWWA 
:33 DUKE. O :3 pwace ^-^ and greatness! Millions :3 of x3 fawse ^.^ eyes 
;;w;; Awe >_> stuck upon ;;w;; thee. >w< Vowumes :3 of >_< wepowt 
ÚwÚ Wun xDD with uWu these uWu fawse, ^-^ and :3 most UwU contwawious quest 
ÚwÚ Upon thy >_> doings. :3 Thousand x3 escapes :3 of UwU wit 
Make ÚwÚ thee >w< the father :3 of their xDD idwe >_< dweam, 
And rack ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in their >_> fancies. 

^-^ We-entew ^w^ MAWIANyA ^-^ and :3 ISABEWWA 

^-^ Wewcome, how >_> agweed? 
ISABELLA. ^w^ She'ww ^w^ take >w< the >_> entewpwise upon >w< hew, ^-^ fathew, 
UwU If :33 you >_> advise uWu it. 
:33 DUKE. >_> It is UwU nyot >_> my ^.^ consent, 
xDD But >_> my xDD entweaty >_< too. 
ISABELLA. :33 Wittwe have :33 you uWu to say, 
When :33 you ^.^ depawt OwO fwom :3 him, OwO but, UwU soft ^-^ and ^.^ wow, 
'Remember now >_> my ^-^ bwothew.' 
MARIANA. Fear :33 me uWu nyot. 
:33 DUKE. x3 Nyow, ÚwÚ gentwe ;;w;; daughtew, ^w^ feaw :33 you UwU nyot :3 at ÚwÚ aww. 
He is ^-^ youw :3 husband on a UwU pwe-contwact. 
>_< To >_< bwing :33 you UwU thus x3 togethew ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo sin, 
uWu Sith ^w^ that >w< the ÚwÚ justice :3 of ^-^ youw title uWu to xDD him 
^.^ Doth ^.^ fwouwish >w< the deceit. uWu Come, let uWu us go; 
>_< Ouw ^.^ cown's uWu to reap, for yet x3 ouw tithe's uWu to sow. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ The prison 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ PWOVOST ^-^ and :3 POMPEY 

PROVOST. ^w^ Come hither, ^-^ siwwah. >_> Can :33 you cut off a man's uWu head? 
^-^ POMPEY. UwU If >w< the man >_< be a :33 bachewow, sir, ^-^ I x3 can; but >_> if UwU he >_< be a 
married ;;w;; man, ÚwÚ he's ^.^ his >w< wife's head, ^-^ and ^-^ I ^w^ can UwU nyevew cut :3 of a 
:3 woman's head. 
PROVOST. uWu Come, sir, uWu weave :33 me ^-^ youw snatches ^-^ and yield :33 me a ;;w;; diwect 
answer. uWu To-mowwow ^.^ mownying are uWu to :33 die xDD Cwaudio ^-^ and uWu Bawnyawdinye. uWu Hewe 
is ^-^ in x3 ouw prison a UwU common ;;w;; executionyew, ;;w;; who ^-^ in ^.^ his :33 office :33 wacks a 
:3 hewpew; >_> if :33 you >w< wiww ^w^ take it on :33 you uWu to ^.^ assist :3 him, it >_< shaww ^-^ wedeem 
:33 you OwO fwom ^-^ youw >_< gyves; >_> if not, :33 you >_< shaww have ^-^ youw full :3 time :3 of 
xDD impwisonment, ^-^ and ^-^ youw xDD dewivewance xDD with :3 an ;;w;; unpitied xDD whipping, for 
:33 you have OwO been a OwO nyotowious ^-^ bawd. 
^-^ POMPEY. x3 Siw, ^-^ I have OwO been :3 an :3 unwawfuw uWu bawd :3 time :33 out :3 of mind; but yet 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ content uWu to >_< be a x3 wawfuw x3 hangman. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be ^.^ gwad uWu to 
>_> weceive ÚwÚ some >_> instwuctions OwO fwom >_> my uWu fewwow ^-^ pawtnyew. 
PROVOST. :3 What UwU ho, xDD Abhowson! ^.^ Whewe's Abhorson ÚwÚ thewe? 

^-^ Entew :3 ABHOWSON 

uWu ABHOWSON. :3 Do :33 you call, >_> siw? 
PROVOST. ^w^ Siwwah, >_> hewe's a uWu fewwow >w< wiww :33 hewp :33 you uWu to-mowwow ^-^ in ^-^ youw 
OwO execution. UwU If :33 you xDD think it uWu meet, ÚwÚ compound xDD with xDD him :3 by >w< the ^.^ yeaw, 
^-^ and let xDD him uWu abide ÚwÚ hewe xDD with you; >_> if not, ÚwÚ use xDD him for >w< the >_> pwesent, 
^-^ and ÚwÚ dismiss ^-^ him. He ;;w;; cannyot xDD pwead ^.^ his :3 estimation xDD with you; UwU he hath 
OwO been a ^-^ bawd. 
uWu ABHOWSON. xDD A x3 bawd, >_> siw? Fie upon uWu him! He >w< wiww ^.^ discwedit x3 ouw mystery. 
PROVOST. :3 Go x3 to, sir; :33 you :33 weigh equally; a :33 feathew >w< wiww ^w^ tuwn >w< the 
scale. x3 Exit 
^-^ POMPEY. Pray, sir, :3 by ^-^ youw ^w^ good >_< favouw- for >_< suwewy, sir, a ^w^ good 
:33 favouw :33 you have but ^w^ that :33 you have a >_> hanging UwU wook- do :33 you call, 
sir, ^-^ youw >_> occupation a mystery? 
uWu ABHOWSON. x3 Ay, sir; a mystery. 
^-^ POMPEY. Painting, sir, ^-^ I have heard say, is a uWu mystewy; ^-^ and ^-^ youw 
whores, sir, being ;;w;; membews :3 of >_> my ^-^ occupation, ;;w;; using >_< painting, do 
>_< pwove >_> my >_> occupation a uWu mystewy; but what x3 mystewy >w< thewe OwO shouwd >_< be 
^-^ in :33 hanging, >_> if ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be >_> hang'd, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; imaginye. 
uWu ABHOWSON. x3 Siw, it is a mystery. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^.^ Pwoof? 
uWu ABHOWSON. Every OwO twue man's :3 appawew uWu fits ^-^ youw xDD thief: >_> if it >_< be x3 too 
^-^ wittwe for ^-^ youw >_< thief, ^-^ youw OwO twue man :33 thinks it :3 big OwO enyough; >_> if it 
>_< be x3 too :3 big for ^-^ youw >_< thief, ^-^ youw xDD thief :33 thinks it ^-^ wittwe OwO enyough; ;;w;; so 
>_> evewy OwO twue man's :3 appawew uWu fits ^-^ youw ^w^ thief. 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ PWOVOST 

PROVOST. ;;w;; Awe :33 you >_> agweed? 
^-^ POMPEY. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> sewve xDD him; for ^-^ I do find ^-^ youw hangman is a :33 mowe 
>_> penyitent >_> twade than ^-^ youw ^w^ bawd; UwU he x3 doth OwO oftenyew ask OwO fowgivenyess. 
PROVOST. You, sirrah, provide ^-^ youw block ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^w^ axe uWu to-mowwow 
:3 fouw ÚwÚ o'cwock. 
uWu ABHOWSON. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, ^w^ bawd; ^-^ I >w< wiww instruct ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >_> my trade; ^w^ fowwow. 
^-^ POMPEY. ^-^ I do desire uWu to ^w^ weawn, sir; ^-^ and ^-^ I x3 hope, >_> if :33 you have ^.^ occasion 
uWu to ÚwÚ use :33 me for ^-^ youw ^-^ own ;;w;; tuwn, :33 you >_< shaww find :33 me ;;w;; yawe; for ^-^ twuwy, 
sir, for ^-^ youw kindness ^-^ I ^-^ owe :33 you a ^w^ good x3 tuwn. 
PROVOST. x3 Caww ÚwÚ hithew uWu Bawnyawdinye ^-^ and ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
Exeunt :3 ABHOWSON ^-^ and :3 POMPEY 
Th' >w< onye has >_> my :3 pity; UwU nyot a :33 jot >w< the >w< othew, 
ÚwÚ Being a xDD muwdewew, though UwU he were >_> my >_> bwothew. 

^-^ Entew CLAUDIO 

x3 Wook, >_> hewe's >w< the warrant, xDD Cwaudio, for thy >_> death; 
'Tis now ^-^ dead ^-^ midnyight, ^-^ and :3 by xDD eight uWu to-mowwow 
Thou must >_< be uWu made ^w^ immowtaw. ^.^ Whewe's ÚwÚ Bawnyawdinye? 
UwU CWAUDIO. :33 As fast lock'd :3 up ^-^ in OwO sweep ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ guiwtwess UwU wabouw 
When it ^w^ wies starkly ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ twavewwew's bones. 
He >w< wiww UwU nyot wake. 
PROVOST. >_< Who ^w^ can do ^w^ good on him? 
xDD Weww, go, :3 pwepawe yourself. x3 [Knyocking ^.^ within] xDD But UwU hawk, what 
:3 nyoise? 
>_> Heaven >w< give ^-^ youw >_> spiwits OwO comfowt! x3 Exit CLAUDIO 
x3 [Knyocking ^w^ continyues] By ^-^ and by. 
^-^ I hope it is ÚwÚ some >w< pawdon >w< ow x3 wepwieve 
:3 Fow >w< the :3 most ÚwÚ gentwe ;;w;; Cwaudio. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ DUKE, >_< disguised ÚwÚ as :33 befowe 

^-^ Wewcome, :33 fathew. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ The uWu best ^-^ and >_> whowesom'st >_> spiwits :3 of >w< the night 
>_> Envewop ^.^ you, ^w^ good ^.^ Pwovost! >_< Who call'd ÚwÚ hewe :3 of :33 wate? 
PROVOST. uWu Nyonye, >_> since >w< the ^-^ cuwfew >w< wung. 
:33 DUKE. uWu Nyot Isabel? 
PROVOST. >w< Nyo. 
:33 DUKE. xDD They >w< wiww uWu then, >_< ewe't >_< be long. 
PROVOST. :3 What x3 comfowt is for >w< Cwaudio? 
:33 DUKE. Thewe's ÚwÚ some ^-^ in ^-^ hope. 
PROVOST. >_> It is a OwO bittew :3 deputy. 
:33 DUKE. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, UwU nyot uWu so; ^.^ his OwO wife is parallel'd 
uWu Even xDD with >w< the ^w^ stwoke ^-^ and x3 winye :3 of ^.^ his >_> gweat ;;w;; justice; 
He x3 doth xDD with UwU howy abstinence uWu subdue 
:33 That ^-^ in himself xDD which UwU he >_< spuws on ^.^ his x3 pow'w 
>_< To uWu quawify ^-^ in >_> othews. ^.^ Wewe UwU he ^w^ meaw'd xDD with ^w^ that 
Which UwU he :3 cowwects, :33 then were UwU he tyrannous; 
xDD But ^w^ this being ;;w;; so, ÚwÚ he's >_> just. x3 [Knyocking ^.^ within] :3 Nyow are :33 they 
^-^ come. x3 Exit ÚwÚ PWOVOST 
^.^ This is a ÚwÚ gentwe provost; >_> sewdom uWu when 
^.^ The :3 steewed ;;w;; gaowew is >w< the uWu fwiend :3 of UwU men. x3 [Knyocking ^.^ within] 
UwU How uWu nyow, what >w< nyoise! :33 That spirit's :33 possess'd xDD with haste 
:33 That >_< wounds >_> th' >w< unsisting postern xDD with uWu these ÚwÚ stwokes. 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ PWOVOST 

PROVOST. ;;w;; Thewe UwU he must x3 stay x3 untiw >w< the officer 
^w^ Awise uWu to let xDD him in; UwU he is call'd ;;w;; up. 
:33 DUKE. >_< Have :33 you xDD nyo countermand for xDD Cwaudio yet 
xDD But UwU he must :33 die ^-^ to-mowwow? 
PROVOST. uWu Nyonye, sir, x3 nyonye. 
:33 DUKE. :33 As uWu nyeaw >w< the dawning, xDD Pwovost, ÚwÚ as it UwU is, 
You >_< shaww >_> heaw :33 mowe ^-^ ewe xDD mownying. 
PROVOST. uWu Happiwy 
You x3 something >w< knyow; yet ^-^ I xDD bewieve >w< thewe ÚwÚ comes 
:33 Nyo UwU countewmand; xDD nyo >_< such ^.^ exampwe have ^-^ we. 
:33 Besides, upon >w< the :3 vewy siege :3 of UwU justice, 
xDD Wowd >_> Angewo hath uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ pubwic >_> eaw 
>_< Pwofess'd >w< the uWu contwawy. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 
^.^ This is ^.^ his UwU wowdship's man. 
:33 DUKE. And ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes ^-^ Cwaudio's xDD pawdon. 
MESSENGER. ^w^ My lord hath >_> sent :33 you ^w^ this note; ^-^ and :3 by :33 me ^w^ this further 
:3 chawge, ^w^ that :33 you swerve UwU nyot OwO fwom >w< the UwU smawwest >_< awticwe :3 of ^w^ it, 
^w^ nyeithew ^-^ in time, >w< mattew, >w< ow x3 othew >_> ciwcumstance. Good UwU mowwow; for 
ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ take ^w^ it, it is almost ;;w;; day. 
PROVOST. ^-^ I >_< shaww xDD obey ^-^ him. x3 Exit MESSENGER 
:33 DUKE. [Aside] ^.^ This is ^.^ his pardon, :33 puwchas'd :3 by >_< such x3 sin 
:3 Fow xDD which >w< the ;;w;; pawdonyew himself is in; 
^.^ Hence hath uWu offence ^.^ his quick celerity, 
When it is :33 bownye ^-^ in >_> high OwO authowity. 
When x3 vice ^-^ makes >_> mewcy, OwO mewcy's ;;w;; so ^-^ extended 
:33 That for >w< the >_> fauwt's :33 wove is >_> th' offender x3 fwiended. 
xDD Nyow, sir, what OwO nyews? 
PROVOST. ^-^ I >_< towd ;;w;; you: xDD Wowd Angelo, xDD bewike ^.^ thinking :33 me ^-^ wemiss ^-^ in mine 
;;w;; office, OwO awakens :33 me xDD with ^w^ this ;;w;; unwonted :3 putting-on; :33 methinks 
;;w;; stwangewy, for UwU he hath UwU nyot ÚwÚ us'd it OwO befowe. 
:33 DUKE. xDD Pway ^.^ you, let's >w< heaw. 
PROVOST. >_< [Weads] >w< 'Whatsoevew :33 you ^w^ may >_> heaw uWu to >w< the :3 contwawy, let 
xDD Cwaudio >_< be executed :3 by :3 fouw :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ cwock, UwU and, ^-^ in >w< the afternoon, 
uWu Bawnyawdinye. :3 Fow >_> my xDD bettew ^w^ satisfaction, let :33 me have ^-^ Cwaudio's 
^.^ head >_> sent :33 me :3 by UwU five. Let ^w^ this >_< be ÚwÚ duwy :33 pewfowmed, xDD with a :3 thought 
^w^ that :33 mowe OwO depends on it than ;;w;; we must yet deliver. Thus >_> faiw UwU nyot 
uWu to do ^-^ youw ;;w;; office, ÚwÚ as :33 you >w< wiww answer it :3 at ^-^ youw ^-^ pewiw.' 
:3 What say :33 you uWu to ^w^ this, >_> siw? 
:33 DUKE. :3 What is ^w^ that uWu Bawnyawdinye ;;w;; who is uWu to >_< be executed ^-^ in >_> th' 
;;w;; aftewnyoon? 
PROVOST. xDD A ;;w;; Bohemian :3 bown; but ÚwÚ hewe UwU nyuws'd :3 up ^-^ and ;;w;; bwed. 
uWu Onye ^w^ that is a >_> pwisonyew UwU nyinye xDD yeaws OwO owd. 
:33 DUKE. UwU How came it ^w^ that >w< the ÚwÚ absent xDD Duke ^w^ had UwU nyot OwO eithew >w< dewivew'd xDD him 
uWu to ^.^ his :3 wibewty >w< ow executed him? ^-^ I have heard it >_> was ^-^ evew ^.^ his 
>w< mannyew uWu to do >_< so. 
PROVOST. :33 His >w< fwiends OwO stiww :33 wwought >_< wepwieves for xDD him; UwU and, UwU indeed, 
^.^ his x3 fact, :3 tiww now ^-^ in >w< the government :3 of xDD Wowd Angelo, came UwU nyot uWu to 
:3 an undoubted uWu pwoof. 
:33 DUKE. >_> It is now UwU appawent? 
PROVOST. uWu Most OwO manyifest, ^-^ and UwU nyot >w< denyied :3 by ^.^ himsewf. 
:33 DUKE. uWu Hath UwU he :33 bownye himself penitently ^-^ in ^w^ pwison? UwU How ^-^ seems UwU he uWu to 
>_< be touch'd? 
PROVOST. xDD A man ^w^ that :33 appwehends ÚwÚ death xDD nyo :33 mowe ^-^ dweadfuwwy but ÚwÚ as a 
drunken sleep; careless, >w< weckwess, ^-^ and :3 feawwess, :3 of what's >_> past, 
>_> pwesent, >w< ow uWu to uWu come; UwU insensibwe :3 of mortality ^-^ and desperately 
uWu mowtaw. 
:33 DUKE. He ^-^ wants UwU advice. 
PROVOST. He >w< wiww >_> heaw x3 nyonye. He hath >_> evewmowe ^w^ had >w< the :3 wibewty :3 of >w< the 
prison; >w< give xDD him uWu weave uWu to UwU escape OwO hence, UwU he :3 wouwd not; ;;w;; dwunk uWu many 
xDD times a x3 day, >_> if UwU nyot uWu many ^-^ days UwU entiwewy OwO dwunk. OwO We have :3 vewy oft 
:3 awak'd :3 him, ÚwÚ as >_> if uWu to x3 cawwy xDD him uWu to >_> execution, ^-^ and UwU show'd xDD him a 
seeming warrant for x3 it; it hath UwU nyot :33 moved xDD him :3 at ÚwÚ aww. 
:33 DUKE. x3 Mowe :3 of xDD him ;;w;; anyon. ;;w;; Thewe is written ^-^ in ^-^ youw uWu bwow, xDD Pwovost, 
uWu honyesty ^-^ and :3 constancy. UwU If ^-^ I UwU wead it UwU nyot ^-^ twuwy, >_> my ancient OwO skiww 
beguiles x3 me; but ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; bowdnyess :3 of >_> my cunning ^-^ I >w< wiww lay myself 
^-^ in x3 hazawd. xDD Cwaudio, whom ÚwÚ hewe :33 you have warrant uWu to ;;w;; execute, is xDD nyo 
greater forfeit uWu to >w< the :3 waw than >_> Angewo ;;w;; who hath ^w^ sentenc'd ^-^ him. >_< To 
uWu make :33 you understand ^w^ this ^-^ in a ^w^ manyifested effect, ^-^ I xDD cwave but :3 fouw 
days' x3 wespite; for >w< the xDD which :33 you are uWu to do :33 me x3 both a present ^-^ and 
a ^w^ dangewous courtesy. 
PROVOST. Pray, sir, ^-^ in UwU what? 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ In >w< the :3 dewaying ^-^ death. 
PROVOST. ^.^ Awack! UwU How ^w^ may ^-^ I do ^w^ it, having >w< the hour limited, ^-^ and :3 an 
OwO expwess xDD command, ^.^ undew ^w^ penyawty, uWu to >w< dewivew ^.^ his ^.^ head ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ view 
:3 of Angelo? ^-^ I ^w^ may uWu make >_> my case ÚwÚ as Claudio's, uWu to x3 cwoss ^w^ this ^-^ in >w< the 
x3 smawwest. 
:33 DUKE. By >w< the OwO vow :3 of mine >w< owdew, ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, >_> if >_> my >_> instwuctions 
^w^ may >_< be ^-^ youw >_< guide. Let ^w^ this uWu Bawnyawdinye >_< be ^w^ this ^.^ mownying :33 executed, 
^-^ and ^.^ his ^.^ head :33 bownye uWu to uWu Angewo. 
PROVOST. >_> Angewo hath seen them both, ^-^ and >w< wiww x3 discovew >w< the :33 favouw. 
:33 DUKE. OwO O, ;;w;; death's a >_> gweat OwO disguisew; ^-^ and :33 you ^w^ may >w< add uWu to uWu it. Shave 
>w< the ^.^ head ^-^ and ;;w;; tie >w< the ;;w;; beawd; ^-^ and say it >_> was >w< the desire :3 of >w< the 
>_> penyitent uWu to >_< be ;;w;; so ^-^ baw'd :33 befowe ^.^ his ^-^ death. You >_< knyow >w< the ÚwÚ couwse is 
c-common. UwU If anything x3 faww uWu to :33 you upon ^w^ this :33 mowe than UwU thanks ^-^ and 
^w^ good ^w^ fowtunye, :3 by >w< the >w< saint whom ^-^ I uWu pwofess, ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD pwead ÚwÚ against 
it xDD with >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
PROVOST. UwU Pawdon me, ^w^ good >_< fathew; it is ÚwÚ against >_> my oath. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ Wewe :33 you ^w^ swown uWu to >w< the Duke, >w< ow uWu to >w< the UwU deputy? 
PROVOST. >_< To xDD him ^-^ and uWu to ^.^ his >_< substitutes. 
:33 DUKE. You >w< wiww xDD think :33 you have uWu made xDD nyo uWu offence >_> if >w< the xDD Duke ;;w;; avouch 
>w< the ÚwÚ justice :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ deawing? 
PROVOST. xDD But what ^w^ wikewihood is ^-^ in that? 
:33 DUKE. uWu Nyot a >_< wesembwance, but a :33 cewtainty. ^w^ Yet >_> since ^-^ I see :33 you 
OwO feawfuw, ^w^ that ^w^ nyeithew >_> my xDD coat, UwU integwity, >_< nyow persuasion, ^w^ can 
xDD with ^-^ ease ;;w;; attempt ^.^ you, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go further than ^-^ I >_> meant, uWu to pluck 
;;w;; aww >_> feaws :33 out :3 of ÚwÚ you. ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ you, sir, ÚwÚ hewe is >w< the UwU hand ^-^ and ;;w;; seaw :3 of 
>w< the ÚwÚ Duke. You >_< knyow >w< the >_> chawactew, ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt not; ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ signyet is 
UwU nyot ^-^ stwange uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
PROVOST. ^-^ I >_< knyow them ^.^ both. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ The ^w^ contents :3 of ^w^ this is >w< the ^w^ wetuwn :3 of >w< the Duke; :33 you >_< shaww 
uWu anyon xDD ovew-wead it :3 at ^-^ youw ^.^ pweasuwe, >w< whewe :33 you >_< shaww find >_> within 
uWu these x3 two ^-^ days UwU he >w< wiww >_< be uWu hewe. ^.^ This is a >_> thing ^w^ that >_> Angewo UwU knyows 
not; for UwU he ^w^ this :3 vewy x3 day ^-^ weceives :33 wettews :3 of ^-^ stwange tenour, 
>_< pewchance :3 of >w< the Duke's >_< death, >_< pewchance ^.^ entewing uWu into ÚwÚ some 
;;w;; monyastewy; OwO but, :3 by UwU chance, OwO nyothing :3 of what is ^w^ wwit. x3 Wook, >_> th' 
x3 unfowding :3 staw >w< cawws :3 up >w< the OwO shephewd. xDD Put UwU nyot :33 youwsewf uWu into 
amazement how uWu these things OwO shouwd ^w^ be: ;;w;; aww ^.^ difficuwties are but 
>_< easy uWu when :33 they are x3 knyown. x3 Caww ^-^ youw ;;w;; executionyew, ^-^ and off xDD with 
>_> Bawnyawdinye's head. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give xDD him a present UwU shwift, ^-^ and >_> advise 
xDD him for a xDD bettew ;;w;; pwace. ^w^ Yet :33 you are xDD amaz'd, but ^w^ this >_< shaww 
absolutely >_< wesowve ÚwÚ you. ^w^ Come away; it is almost UwU cweaw ;;w;; dawn. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ The prison 

^-^ Entew :3 POMPEY 

^-^ POMPEY. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww xDD acquainted ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> was ^-^ in x3 ouw house :3 of 
>_< pwofession; >w< onye :3 wouwd xDD think it were Mistress :33 Ovewdonye's ^-^ own 
uWu house, for ÚwÚ hewe >_< be uWu many :3 of ;;w;; hew old >_< customews. ^-^ Fiwst, >_> hewe's xDD young 
>w< Mastew ;;w;; Wash; ÚwÚ he's ^-^ in for a uWu commodity :3 of brown paper ^-^ and old 
xDD gingew, UwU nyinye ;;w;; scowe ^-^ and :33 seventeen ÚwÚ pounds, :3 of xDD which UwU he uWu made ÚwÚ five 
^-^ mawks ready ÚwÚ monyey. x3 Mawwy, :33 then ginger >_> was UwU nyot ÚwÚ much ^-^ in :3 wequest, 
for >w< the old :33 women were ;;w;; aww xDD dead. UwU Then is >w< thewe ÚwÚ hewe >w< onye >w< Mastew 
ÚwÚ Capew, :3 at >w< the ^-^ suit :3 of >w< Mastew >_> Thweepiwe >w< the mercer, for ÚwÚ some :3 fouw 
suits :3 of >w< peach-cowouw'd OwO satin, xDD which now peaches xDD him a beggar. 
UwU Then have ;;w;; we ÚwÚ hewe xDD young ;;w;; Dizy, ^-^ and xDD young >w< Mastew Deepvow, ^-^ and 
>w< Mastew ^.^ Coppewspuw, ^-^ and >w< Mastew Starvelackey, >w< the ;;w;; wapiew ^-^ and xDD daggew 
;;w;; man, ^-^ and xDD young >_< Dwopheiw ^w^ that kill'd lusty Pudding, ^-^ and >w< Mastew 
;;w;; Fowthwight >w< the >w< tiwtew, ^-^ and ^.^ bwave >w< Mastew OwO Shootie >w< the >_> gweat 
:3 twavewwew, ^-^ and wild :3 Hawfcan ^w^ that :3 stabb'd Pots, UwU and, ^-^ I think, 
UwU fowty ;;w;; mowe- ;;w;; aww >_> gweat :33 doews ^-^ in x3 ouw >w< twade, ^-^ and are now :3 'fow >w< the 
:33 Wowd's ^.^ sake.' 

^-^ Entew :3 ABHOWSON 

uWu ABHOWSON. ^w^ Siwwah, >_< bwing uWu Bawnyawdinye x3 hithew. 
^-^ POMPEY. >w< Mastew x3 Bawnyawdinye! You must rise ^-^ and >_< be >_> hang'd, >w< Mastew 
x3 Bawnyawdinye! 
uWu ABHOWSON. :3 What UwU ho, x3 Bawnyawdinye! 
BARNARDINE. :33 [Within] xDD A pox uWu o' ^-^ youw uWu thwoats! >_< Who ^-^ makes ^w^ that noise 
ÚwÚ thewe? :3 What are :33 you? 
^-^ POMPEY. ;;w;; Youw :3 fwiends, sir; >w< the x3 hangman. You must >_< be ;;w;; so ^.^ good, sir, 
uWu to rise ^-^ and >_< be put uWu to ^-^ death. 
BARNARDINE. :33 [ ;;w;; Within ] :3 Away, :33 you rogue, away; ^-^ I am >_< sweepy. 
uWu ABHOWSON. Tell xDD him UwU he must awake, ^-^ and ^w^ that quickly >_< too. 
^-^ POMPEY. Pray, >w< Mastew ^w^ Bawnyawdinye, >_< awake :3 tiww :33 you are :33 executed, ^-^ and 
OwO sweep uWu aftewwawds. 
uWu ABHOWSON. :3 Go ^-^ in uWu to :3 him, ^-^ and fetch xDD him x3 out. 
^-^ POMPEY. He is ^w^ coming, sir, UwU he is UwU coming; ^-^ I >_> heaw ^.^ his ^.^ stwaw >_> wustwe. 

^-^ Entew >w< BAWNyAWDINyE 

uWu ABHOWSON. Is >w< the ^w^ axe upon >w< the xDD bwock, sirrah? 
^-^ POMPEY. ^w^ Vewy >_> weady, ^-^ siw. 
BARNARDINE. UwU How uWu nyow, ÚwÚ Abhowson, what's >w< the OwO nyews xDD with :33 you? 
uWu ABHOWSON. ^w^ Twuwy, sir, ^-^ I :3 wouwd desire :33 you uWu to OwO cwap uWu into ^-^ youw ÚwÚ pwayews; 
^-^ fow, >w< wook ^.^ you, >w< the ^.^ wawwant's ^-^ come. 
BARNARDINE. You rogue, ^-^ I have OwO been :3 dwinking ;;w;; aww night; ^-^ I am UwU nyot 
^.^ fitted ;;w;; fow't. 
^-^ POMPEY. OwO O, >w< the better, :33 siw! :3 Fow UwU he ^w^ that :3 dwinks ;;w;; aww night ^-^ and is 
hanged betimes ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ mownying ^w^ may OwO sweep >w< the x3 soundew ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU nyext 
;;w;; day. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ DUKE, >_< disguised ÚwÚ as :33 befowe 

uWu ABHOWSON. ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ you, sir, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes ^-^ youw ^.^ ghostwy :33 fathew. 
:3 Do ;;w;; we >w< jest uWu nyow, xDD think :33 you? 
:33 DUKE. x3 Siw, ^.^ induced :3 by >_> my charity, ^-^ and hearing how hastily :33 you are 
uWu to depart, ^-^ I am come uWu to >_> advise ^.^ you, x3 comfowt ^.^ you, ^-^ and pray xDD with 
ÚwÚ you. 
BARNARDINE. ÚwÚ Fwiaw, UwU nyot I; ^-^ I have OwO been :3 dwinking :33 hawd ;;w;; aww OwO nyight, ^-^ and 
^-^ I >w< wiww have :33 mowe :3 time uWu to :3 pwepawe me, >w< ow :33 they >_< shaww ^-^ beat :33 out >_> my 
xDD bwains xDD with ^.^ biwwets. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot consent uWu to :33 die ^w^ this x3 day, UwU that's 
^.^ cewtain. 
:33 DUKE. OwO O, x3 Siw, :33 you uWu must; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you 
ÚwÚ Wook ;;w;; fowwawd on >w< the UwU jouwnyey :33 you >_< shaww ^w^ go. 
BARNARDINE. ^-^ I xDD sweaw ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot :33 die xDD to-day for :33 any man's :33 pewsuasion. 
:33 DUKE. xDD But >_> heaw >w< you- 
BARNARDINE. uWu Nyot a word; >_> if :33 you have anything uWu to say uWu to me, come uWu to 
>_> my xDD wawd; for thence >w< wiww UwU nyot ^-^ I xDD to-day. x3 Exit 
:33 DUKE. xDD Unfit uWu to >_< wive >w< ow ^.^ die. O ^-^ gwavew >_< heawt! 
uWu Aftew :3 him, UwU fewwows; >_< bwing xDD him uWu to >w< the block. 
Exeunt :3 ABHOWSON ^-^ and :3 POMPEY 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ PWOVOST 

PROVOST. xDD Nyow, sir, how do :33 you find >w< the >_> pwisonyew? 
:33 DUKE. xDD A OwO cweatuwe ;;w;; unpwepaw'd, ÚwÚ unmeet for >_> death; 
And uWu to transport xDD him ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; mind UwU he is 
^.^ Wewe ÚwÚ damnyabwe. 
PROVOST. uWu Hewe ^-^ in >w< the UwU pwison, ^-^ fathew, 
;;w;; Thewe ;;w;; died ^w^ this ^.^ mownying :3 of a OwO cwuew ;;w;; fevew 
uWu Onye >w< Wagozinye, a :3 most OwO nyotowious :3 piwate, 
xDD A man :3 of ^-^ Cwaudio's ;;w;; yeaws; ^.^ his >w< beawd ^-^ and ^.^ head 
>_< Just :3 of ^.^ his OwO cowouw. :3 What >_> if ;;w;; we do >_< omit 
^.^ This OwO wepwobate :3 tiww UwU he were ^w^ weww inclin'd, 
And :33 satisfy >w< the xDD deputy xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ visage 
Of >w< Wagozinye, :33 mowe OwO wike uWu to >w< Cwaudio? 
:33 DUKE. OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 an >_< accident ^w^ that :3 heaven UwU pwovides! 
ÚwÚ Dispatch it presently; >w< the hour :3 dwaws on 
>w< Pwefix'd :3 by uWu Angewo. ÚwÚ See ^w^ this >_< be x3 donye, 
And >_> sent uWu accowding uWu to ÚwÚ command; >w< whiwes ^-^ I 
x3 Pewsuade ^w^ this rude UwU wwetch ^-^ wiwwingwy uWu to ^.^ die. 
PROVOST. ^.^ This >_< shaww >_< be x3 donye, ^w^ good ^-^ fathew, ^-^ pwesentwy. 
xDD But uWu Bawnyawdinye must :33 die ^w^ this ;;w;; aftewnyoon; 
And how >_< shaww ;;w;; we ;;w;; continyue xDD Cwaudio, 
>_< To >_< save :33 me OwO fwom >w< the danger ^w^ that :33 might come 
UwU If UwU he were known alive? 
:33 DUKE. Let ^w^ this >_< be :33 donye: 
xDD Put them ^-^ in ;;w;; secwet >_< howds, x3 both uWu Bawnyawdinye ^-^ and ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
Ere twice >w< the sun hath uWu made ^.^ his journal uWu gweeting 
>_< To >w< the ^.^ undew generation, :33 you >_< shaww find 
;;w;; Youw ^w^ safety ^w^ manyifested. 
PROVOST. ^-^ I am ^-^ youw >w< fwee OwO dependant. 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ Quick, :3 dispatch, ^-^ and ^.^ send >w< the ^.^ head uWu to uWu Angewo. 
x3 Exit ÚwÚ PWOVOST 
:3 Nyow >w< wiww ^-^ I xDD wwite :33 wettews uWu to ÚwÚ Angewo- 
^.^ The xDD Pwovost, UwU he >_< shaww ;;w;; beaw them- :3 whose ^w^ contents 
ÚwÚ Shaww x3 witnyess uWu to xDD him ^-^ I am uWu nyeaw :3 at ;;w;; home, 
And that, :3 by >_> gweat ÚwÚ injunctions, ^-^ I am ^.^ bound 
>_< To UwU entew publicly. ÚwÚ Him >_< I'ww desire 
>_< To meet :33 me :3 at >w< the OwO consecwated fount, 
xDD A OwO weague >w< bewow >w< the ^.^ city; ^-^ and OwO fwom ^-^ thence, 
By >_< cowd x3 gwadation ^-^ and x3 weww-bawanc'd OwO fowm. 
OwO We >_< shaww uWu pwoceed xDD with uWu Angewo. 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ PWOVOST 

PROVOST. uWu Hewe is >w< the head; >_< I'ww x3 cawwy it uWu mysewf. 
:33 DUKE. >_< Convenyient is uWu it. Make a ÚwÚ swift ÚwÚ wetuwn; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^.^ communye xDD with :33 you :3 of >_< such things 
:33 That >_< want xDD nyo >_> eaw but >w< youws. 
PROVOST. >_< I'ww uWu make ;;w;; aww >_< speed. x3 Exit 
ISABELLA. :33 [ ;;w;; Within ] ^w^ Peace, UwU ho, >_< be ^w^ hewe! 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ The tongue :3 of :3 Isabew. >_< She's come uWu to >_< knyow 
UwU If yet ;;w;; hew ^-^ bwothew's >w< pawdon >_< be come xDD hithew; 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 keep ;;w;; hew ignorant :3 of ;;w;; hew ^.^ good, 
>_< To uWu make ;;w;; hew uWu heavenwy comforts :3 of ÚwÚ despaiw 
When it is least uWu expected. 

^-^ Entew :3 ISABEWWA 

ISABELLA. >_< Ho, :3 by ^-^ youw x3 weave! 
:33 DUKE. Good ^.^ mownying uWu to ^.^ you, ^.^ faiw ^-^ and OwO gwacious ;;w;; daughtew. 
ISABELLA. ^.^ The better, ÚwÚ given :33 me :3 by ;;w;; so UwU howy a man. 
uWu Hath yet >w< the xDD deputy >_> sent >_> my ^-^ bwothew's >_< pawdon? 
:33 DUKE. He hath uWu weweas'd :3 him, ^.^ Isabew, OwO fwom >w< the world. 
:33 His ^.^ head is off ^-^ and >_> sent uWu to uWu Angewo. 
ISABELLA. Nay, but it is UwU nyot >_< so. 
:33 DUKE. >_> It is xDD nyo ;;w;; othew. 
x3 Show ^-^ youw OwO wisdom, ;;w;; daughtew, ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ cwose >_> patience, 
ISABELLA. OwO O, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu to xDD him ^-^ and pluck :33 out ^.^ his eyes! 
:33 DUKE. You >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; admitted uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ sight. 
ISABELLA. >w< Unhappy xDD Cwaudio! Wretched OwO Isabew! 
;;w;; Injuwious :33 wowwd! uWu Most uWu damnyed Angelo! 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ This >_< nyow UwU huwts xDD him >_< nyow ;;w;; pwofits :33 you a ÚwÚ jot; 
>_< Fowbeaw ^w^ it, uWu thewefowe; >w< give ^-^ youw >_< cause uWu to >w< heaven. 
Mark what ^-^ I say, xDD which :33 you >_< shaww find 
By >_> evewy :33 sywwabwe a faithful UwU vewity. 
^.^ The xDD Duke ÚwÚ comes home to-morrow. Nay, dry ^-^ youw ^-^ eyes. 
uWu Onye :3 of x3 ouw >w< covent, ^-^ and ^.^ his confessor, 
^.^ Gives :33 me ^w^ this :3 instance. Already UwU he hath UwU cawwied 
^-^ Nyotice uWu to Escalus ^-^ and Angelo, 
>_< Who do :3 pwepawe uWu to meet xDD him :3 at >w< the gates, 
;;w;; Thewe uWu to >w< give :3 up their ;;w;; pow'w. UwU If :33 you can, pace ^-^ youw ;;w;; wisdom 
^.^ In ^w^ that ^w^ good ;;w;; path ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 wish it go, 
And :33 you >_< shaww have ^-^ youw bosom on ^w^ this ÚwÚ wwetch, 
Grace :3 of >w< the Duke, revenges uWu to ^-^ youw heart, 
And ^-^ genyewaw honour. 
ISABELLA. ^-^ I am directed :3 by ÚwÚ you. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ This >_> wettew, uWu then, uWu to xDD Fwiaw >w< Petew give; 
'Tis ^w^ that UwU he >_> sent :33 me :3 of >w< the Duke's >_> wetuwn. 
>w< Say, :3 by ^w^ this ^w^ token, ^-^ I desire ^.^ his company 
x3 At ;;w;; Mawianya's house xDD to-nyight. ÚwÚ Hew >_< cause ^-^ and ;;w;; youws 
>_< I'ww UwU pewfect xDD him >_> withaw; ^-^ and UwU he >_< shaww >_< bwing :33 you 
:3 Befowe >w< the Duke; ^-^ and uWu to >w< the ^.^ head :3 of >_> Angewo 
OwO Accuse xDD him home ^-^ and home. :3 Fow >_> my x3 poow self, 
^-^ I am x3 combinyed :3 by a ^.^ sacwed x3 vow, 
And >_< shaww >_< be absent. Wend :33 you xDD with ^w^ this OwO wettew. 
ÚwÚ Command uWu these fretting ÚwÚ watews OwO fwom ^-^ youw ^.^ eyes 
With a :3 wight :33 heawt; xDD twust UwU nyot >_> my UwU howy >w< owdew, 
UwU If ^-^ I xDD pewvewt ^-^ youw >_> couwse. :33 Who's :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew >_< WUCIO 

LUCIO. Good ^-^ even. ÚwÚ Fwiaw, >w< whewe's >w< the >_> Pwovost? 
:33 DUKE. uWu Nyot ;;w;; within, ^-^ siw. 
LUCIO. O ;;w;; pwetty xDD Isabewwa, ^-^ I am ^-^ pawe :3 at mine :33 heawt uWu to see ^w^ thinye ^.^ eyes 
;;w;; so >_< wed. Thou must >_< be UwU patient. ^-^ I am :33 fain uWu to dine ^-^ and ÚwÚ sup xDD with 
water ^-^ and OwO bwan; ^-^ I dare UwU nyot for >_> my ^.^ head fill >_> my OwO bewwy; >w< onye 
:33 fwuitfuw ^-^ meaw :3 wouwd ^w^ set :33 me to't. xDD But :33 they say >w< the xDD Duke >w< wiww >_< be 
ÚwÚ hewe to-morrow. By >_> my :33 twoth, ^.^ Isabew, ^-^ I :3 wov'd thy >_> bwothew. UwU If >w< the 
old ;;w;; fantasticaw xDD Duke :3 of ^-^ dawk :3 cownyews ^w^ had OwO been :3 at ;;w;; home, UwU he ^w^ had 
^.^ wived. x3 Exit :3 ISABEWWA 
:33 DUKE. x3 Siw, >w< the xDD Duke is ^w^ mawvewwous ^-^ wittwe >w< behowding uWu to ^-^ youw >_< wepowts; 
but >w< the uWu best UwU is, UwU he xDD wives UwU nyot ^-^ in uWu them. 
LUCIO. ÚwÚ Fwiaw, >w< thou knowest UwU nyot >w< the xDD Duke ;;w;; so ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ do; ÚwÚ he's a 
xDD bettew ^-^ woodman than >w< thou UwU tak'st xDD him >_< fow. 
:33 DUKE. xDD Weww, ^.^ you'ww answer ^w^ this >w< onye ;;w;; day. ÚwÚ Fawe xDD ye ^.^ weww. 
LUCIO. Nay, tarry; >_< I'ww ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with ;;w;; thee; ^-^ I ^w^ can tell ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; pwetty 
>_> tawes :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
:33 DUKE. You have >_< towd :33 me x3 too uWu many :3 of xDD him ^.^ awweady, sir, >_> if :33 they >_< be 
OwO twue; >_> if UwU nyot ;;w;; twue, none were xDD enyough. 
LUCIO. ^-^ I >_> was once :33 befowe xDD him for >_< getting a :3 wench xDD with :33 chiwd. 
:33 DUKE. ÚwÚ Did :33 you >_< such a >_< thing? 
LUCIO. ^w^ Yes, x3 mawwy, >w< did I; but ^-^ I >_> was :33 fain uWu to forswear it: :33 they :3 wouwd 
else have married :33 me uWu to >w< the >w< wotten ÚwÚ medwaw. 
:33 DUKE. x3 Siw, ^-^ youw company is :3 faiwew than OwO honyest. Rest :33 you ^.^ weww. 
LUCIO. By >_> my :33 twoth, >_< I'ww ^w^ go xDD with ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< the >w< wanye's >_< end. UwU If ;;w;; bawdy 
^-^ tawk ^w^ offend ^.^ you, x3 we'ww have :3 vewy ^-^ wittwe :3 of uWu it. Nay, :3 fwiaw, ^-^ I am a 
uWu kind :3 of burr; ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU stick. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ ANGEWO'S house 

^-^ Entew x3 ANGEWO ^-^ and ESCALUS 

>_> ESCAWUS. Every letter UwU he hath ^.^ wwit hath ;;w;; disvouch'd ;;w;; othew. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^.^ In :3 most UwU unyeven ^-^ and distracted ^w^ mannyew. :33 His actions ^w^ show ÚwÚ much 
OwO wike uWu to x3 madnyess; pray :3 heaven ^.^ his ;;w;; wisdom >_< be UwU nyot x3 tainted! And why 
meet xDD him :3 at >w< the gates, ^-^ and redeliver x3 ouw :3 authowities ÚwÚ thewe? 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^-^ I guess uWu nyot. 
:3 ANGEWO. And why OwO shouwd ;;w;; we :33 pwocwaim it ^-^ in :3 an hour :33 befowe ^.^ his 
UwU ent'wing that, >_> if :33 any xDD cwave ^-^ wedwess :3 of :3 injustice, :33 they OwO shouwd 
UwU exhibit their petitions ^-^ in >w< the street? 
>_> ESCAWUS. He :3 shows ^.^ his :3 weason for ^-^ that: uWu to have a ÚwÚ dispatch :3 of 
:3 compwaints; ^-^ and uWu to >w< dewivew uWu us OwO fwom xDD devices uWu heweaftew, xDD which 
>_< shaww :33 then have xDD nyo ÚwÚ powew uWu to >_< stand ÚwÚ against :33 us. 
:3 ANGEWO. xDD Weww, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, let it >_< be ^-^ pwocwaim'd; 
^w^ Betimes ^.^ i' >_> th' mown >_< I'ww UwU caww :33 you :3 at ^-^ youw house; 
^w^ Give >_< nyotice uWu to >_< such ^-^ men :3 of >_> sowt ^-^ and ^-^ suit 
:33 As are uWu to meet ^-^ him. 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^-^ I UwU shaww, sir; fare :33 you ^.^ weww. 
:3 ANGEWO. Good night. x3 Exit ESCALUS 
^.^ This deed unshapes :33 me >_< quite, ^-^ makes :33 me OwO unpwegnyant 
And ^.^ duww uWu to ;;w;; aww ^-^ pwoceedings. xDD A >_> defwow'wed :33 maid! 
And :3 by :3 an :3 eminyent body ^w^ that x3 enfowc'd 
^.^ The :3 waw ÚwÚ against x3 it! xDD But ^w^ that ;;w;; hew tender OwO shame 
Will UwU nyot :33 pwocwaim ÚwÚ against ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ maiden :3 woss, 
UwU How :33 might she tongue me! ^w^ Yet :3 weason ^w^ dawes ;;w;; hew no; 
:3 Fow >_> my ^w^ authowity >_< beaws a ;;w;; so credent >_> buwk 
:33 That xDD nyo >_< pawticuwaw scandal once ^w^ can >_< touch 
xDD But it confounds >w< the breather. He OwO shouwd have UwU wiv'd, 
^.^ Save ^w^ that ^.^ his >_< wiotous uWu youth, xDD with ^w^ dangewous ^w^ sense, 
:33 Might ^-^ in >w< the xDD times uWu to come have xDD ta'en revenge, 
By ;;w;; so receiving a >w< dishonyouw'd OwO wife 
With ^.^ wansom :3 of >_< such >w< shame. >w< Wouwd yet UwU he ^w^ had uWu wiv'd! 
Alack, uWu when once x3 ouw ^.^ gwace ;;w;; we have ;;w;; fowgot, 
Nothing :3 goes :3 wight; ;;w;; we xDD wouwd, ^-^ and ;;w;; we :3 wouwd uWu nyot. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
:33 Fiewds :33 without >w< the UwU town 

^-^ Entew :3 DUKE ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ own habit, ^-^ and xDD Fwiaw PETER 

:33 DUKE. These :33 wettews :3 at >w< fit :3 time >w< dewivew >w< me. ÚwÚ [Giving UwU wettews] 
^.^ The >w< Pwovost UwU knyows x3 ouw OwO puwpose ^-^ and x3 ouw xDD pwot. 
^.^ The :3 mattew being ^.^ afoot, :3 keep ^-^ youw OwO instwuction 
And hold :33 you ^-^ evew uWu to x3 ouw ^w^ speciaw >w< dwift; 
OwO Though uWu sometimes :33 you do ^.^ bwench OwO fwom ^w^ this uWu to ^w^ that 
:33 As >_< cause x3 doth minister. ^.^ Go, UwU caww :3 at Flavius' uWu house, 
And tell xDD him >w< whewe ^-^ I ^w^ stay; >w< give >w< the OwO wike >_< nyotice 
>_< To ^w^ Vawentinyus, xDD Wowwand, ^-^ and uWu to uWu Cwassus, 
And :33 bid them >_< bwing >w< the trumpets uWu to >w< the ^.^ gate; 
xDD But ^.^ send :33 me Flavius first. 
x3 PETEW. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be speeded ^.^ weww. x3 Exit :3 FWIAW 

^-^ Entew >_> VAWWIUS 

:33 DUKE. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ thee, ^w^ Vawwius; >w< thou UwU hast uWu made ^w^ good >w< haste. 
uWu Come, ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_< wawk. Thewe's x3 othew :3 of x3 ouw >w< fwiends 
Will >_< gweet uWu us ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; anyon. ^w^ My ÚwÚ gentwe :3 Vawwius! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
xDD A :33 stweet uWu nyeaw >w< the OwO city ^.^ gate 

^-^ Entew :3 ISABEWWA ^-^ and ^w^ MAWIANyA 

ISABELLA. >_< To UwU speak ;;w;; so ^w^ indiwectwy ^-^ I am ^w^ woath; 
^-^ I :3 wouwd say >w< the ÚwÚ twuth; but uWu to :33 accuse xDD him ;;w;; so, 
:33 That is ^-^ youw x3 pawt. ^w^ Yet ^-^ I am >w< advis'd uWu to do x3 it; 
He x3 says, uWu to veil full ÚwÚ puwpose. 
MARIANA. ;;w;; Be ^w^ wuw'd :3 by ^-^ him. 
ISABELLA. :33 Besides, UwU he x3 tewws :33 me that, >_> if ÚwÚ pewadventuwe 
He UwU speak ÚwÚ against :33 me on >w< the >w< advewse x3 side, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot xDD think it xDD stwange; for ÚwÚ 'tis a UwU physic 
xDD That's OwO bittew uWu to sweet >_< end. 
MARIANA. ^-^ I :3 wouwd xDD Fwiaw ÚwÚ Petew- 

^-^ Entew :3 FWIAW PETER 

ISABELLA. OwO O, x3 peace! >w< the friar is ^-^ come. 
x3 PETEW. uWu Come, ^-^ I have x3 found :33 you :33 out a >_< stand :3 most >_< fit, 
;;w;; Whewe :33 you ^w^ may have >_< such vantage on >w< the xDD Duke 
He >_< shaww UwU nyot ^w^ pass ÚwÚ you. ÚwÚ Twice have >w< the trumpets >_> sounded; 
^.^ The uWu genyewous ^-^ and ;;w;; gwavest ÚwÚ citizens 
>_< Have ^.^ hent >w< the gates, ^-^ and :3 vewy uWu nyeaw upon 
^.^ The xDD Duke is ent'ring; >_< thewefowe, OwO hence, uWu away. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The OwO city ^.^ gate 

^-^ Entew :3 at ;;w;; sevewaw ^w^ doows ^w^ DUKE, :3 VAWWIUS, LORDS; uWu ANGEWO, ESCALUS, :3 Wucio, 
OwO PWOVOST, ^w^ OFFICEWS, ^-^ and CITIZENS 

:33 DUKE. ^w^ My :3 vewy ^-^ wowthy cousin, uWu faiwwy OwO met! 
>_< Ouw old ^-^ and faithful ^.^ fwiend, ;;w;; we are ^.^ gwad uWu to see ÚwÚ you. 
uWu ANGEWO, >_> ESCAWUS. x3 Happy ^w^ wetuwn >_< be uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw >w< Gwace! 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ Many ^-^ and x3 heawty x3 thankings uWu to :33 you ^.^ both. 
OwO We have uWu made :3 inquiwy :3 of ^.^ you, ^-^ and ;;w;; we >_> heaw 
>_> Such ^w^ goodnyess :3 of ^-^ youw ÚwÚ justice ^w^ that x3 ouw ^w^ souw 
^w^ Cannyot but yield :33 you ^-^ fowth uWu to ÚwÚ pubwic xDD thanks, 
^.^ Fowewunnying :33 mowe :33 wequitaw. 
:3 ANGEWO. You uWu make >_> my xDD bonds OwO stiww greater. 
:33 DUKE. OwO O, ^-^ youw OwO desewt ;;w;; speaks :3 woud; ^-^ and ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^-^ wwong it 
>_< To ^-^ wock it ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; wawds :3 of :33 covewt UwU bosom, 
When it ^w^ desewves, xDD with x3 chawactews :3 of ^.^ bwass, 
xDD A >w< fowted ^w^ wesidence uWu 'gainst >w< the ÚwÚ tooth :3 of :3 time 
And razure :3 of >_> obwivion. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. 
And let >w< the xDD subject see, uWu to uWu make them >_< knyow 
:33 That UwU outwawd >w< couwtesies :3 wouwd :33 fain :33 pwocwaim 
^.^ Favouws ^w^ that :3 keep within. uWu Come, Escalus, 
You must ^.^ wawk :3 by uWu us on x3 ouw x3 othew ;;w;; hand, 
And ^w^ good ^-^ suppowtews are ÚwÚ you. 

^-^ Entew :3 FWIAW PETER ^-^ and :3 ISABEWWA 

x3 PETEW. :3 Nyow is ^-^ youw :33 time; UwU speak ^.^ woud, ^-^ and kneel :33 befowe ^-^ him. 
ISABELLA. Justice, O ;;w;; woyaw xDD Duke! Vail ^-^ youw ^.^ wegawd 
ÚwÚ Upon a wrong'd- ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 fain have ^-^ said a :33 maid! 
O ^-^ wowthy Prince, :3 dishonyouw UwU nyot ^-^ youw eye 
By >_> thwowing it on :33 any x3 othew ^.^ object 
xDD Tiww :33 you have heard :33 me ^-^ in >_> my OwO twue :33 compwaint, 
And ÚwÚ given :33 me UwU justice, UwU justice, UwU justice, >_> justice. 
:33 DUKE. OwO Wewate ^-^ youw UwU wwongs. ^.^ In UwU what? By whom? ;;w;; Be x3 bwief. 
uWu Hewe is xDD Wowd >_> Angewo >_< shaww >w< give :33 you ;;w;; justice; 
>w< Weveaw :33 youwsewf uWu to ^-^ him. 
ISABELLA. O ^-^ wowthy Duke, 
You :33 bid :33 me >w< seek UwU wedemption :3 of >w< the devil! 
Hear :33 me :33 youwsewf; for ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ I must UwU speak 
ÚwÚ Must OwO eithew ÚwÚ punyish me, UwU nyot being :33 bewiev'd, 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ wwing ^-^ wedwess OwO fwom ÚwÚ you. Hear me, OwO O, >_> heaw me, ^w^ hewe! 
:3 ANGEWO. ^w^ My lord, ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ wits, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw me, are UwU nyot ^.^ fiwm; 
ÚwÚ She hath OwO been a ^w^ suitow uWu to :33 me for ;;w;; hew ^-^ bwothew, 
UwU Cut off :3 by ÚwÚ couwse :3 of justice- 
ISABELLA. By ÚwÚ couwse :3 of :3 justice! 
:3 ANGEWO. And she >w< wiww UwU speak :3 most uWu bittewwy ^-^ and strange. 
ISABELLA. uWu Most >_< stwange, but yet :3 most ^-^ twuwy, >w< wiww ^-^ I ^w^ speak. 
:33 That x3 Angewo's ÚwÚ fowswown, is it UwU nyot :33 stwange? 
:33 That x3 Angewo's a xDD muwdewew, ^w^ is't UwU nyot :33 stwange? 
:33 That >_> Angewo is :3 an adulterous >_< thief, 
;;w;; An >_> hypocwite, a >_< viwgin-viowatow, 
Is it UwU nyot ^-^ stwange ^-^ and :33 stwange? 
:33 DUKE. Nay, it is >_< ten xDD times strange. 
ISABELLA. >_> It is UwU nyot >_> twuew UwU he is >_> Angewo 
uWu Than ^w^ this is ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as OwO twue ÚwÚ as it is xDD stwange; 
Nay, it is >_< ten xDD times OwO twue; for >_> twuth is >_> twuth 
>_< To >_> th' UwU end :3 of reck'ning. 
:33 DUKE. >_> Away xDD with x3 hew. >_> Poow ^w^ souw, 
ÚwÚ She ;;w;; speaks ^w^ this ^-^ in >_> th' OwO infiwmity :3 of uWu sense. 
ISABELLA. O Prince! ^-^ I ^-^ conjuwe ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ as >w< thou >_> bewiev'st 
;;w;; Thewe is uWu anyothew x3 comfowt than ^w^ this world, 
:33 That >w< thou neglect :33 me UwU nyot xDD with ^w^ that >_> opinyion 
:33 That ^-^ I am >_< touch'd xDD with OwO madnyess. Make UwU nyot :3 impossibwe 
:33 That xDD which but ^-^ seems >_> unwike: ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot :3 impossibwe 
xDD But :3 onye, >w< the xDD wicked'st ÚwÚ caitiff on >w< the OwO gwound, 
:3 May seem ÚwÚ as shy, ÚwÚ as :3 gwave, ÚwÚ as OwO just, ÚwÚ as absolute, 
:33 As >_< Angewo; uWu even ;;w;; so ^w^ may Angelo, 
^.^ In ;;w;; aww ^.^ his dressings, ^-^ chawacts, x3 titwes, xDD fowms, 
;;w;; Be :3 an >w< awch-viwwain. ;;w;; Bewieve ^w^ it, ;;w;; woyaw Prince, 
UwU If UwU he >_< be UwU wess, ÚwÚ he's :3 nyothing; but ÚwÚ he's ^-^ mowe, 
Had ^-^ I :33 mowe name for ÚwÚ badnyess. 
:33 DUKE. By mine ^.^ honyesty, 
UwU If she >_< be >_> mad, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I xDD bewieve xDD nyo >w< othew, 
ÚwÚ Hew >w< madnyess hath >w< the oddest ;;w;; fwame :3 of ^w^ sense, 
>_> Such a >_< dependency :3 of >_> thing on ^w^ thing, 
:33 As e'er ^-^ I heard ^-^ in OwO madnyess. 
ISABELLA. O OwO gwacious Duke, 
Harp UwU nyot on ^-^ that; >_< nyow do UwU nyot banish :3 weason 
:3 Fow uWu inyequawity; but let ^-^ youw :3 weason >_> sewve 
>_< To uWu make >w< the >_> twuth ÚwÚ appeaw >w< whewe it ^-^ seems ;;w;; hid, 
And xDD hide >w< the x3 fawse ^-^ seems :3 twue. 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ Many ^w^ that are UwU nyot uWu mad 
^.^ Have, ^.^ suwe, :33 mowe x3 wack :3 of x3 weason. :3 What :3 wouwd :33 you OwO say? 
ISABELLA. ^-^ I am >w< the ;;w;; sistew :3 of >w< onye xDD Cwaudio, 
:3 Condemn'd upon >w< the :3 act :3 of fornication 
>_< To ;;w;; wose ^.^ his head; ÚwÚ condemn'd :3 by uWu Angewo. 
;;w;; I, ^-^ in >w< pwobation :3 of a ^.^ sistewhood, 
uWu Was >_> sent uWu to :3 by >_> my uWu bwothew; >w< onye Lucio 
:33 As :33 then >w< the messenger- 
LUCIO. xDD That's ;;w;; I, ^w^ an't OwO wike ^-^ youw Grace. 
^-^ I came uWu to ;;w;; hew OwO fwom xDD Cwaudio, ^-^ and ;;w;; desiw'd ;;w;; hew 
>_< To xDD twy ;;w;; hew OwO gwacious xDD fowtunye xDD with xDD Wowd >_> Angewo 
:3 Fow ;;w;; hew x3 poow ^-^ bwothew's xDD pawdon. 
ISABELLA. xDD That's ÚwÚ he, indeed. 
:33 DUKE. You were UwU nyot :33 bid uWu to ^w^ speak. 
LUCIO. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wowd; 
>_> Nyow wish'd uWu to hold >_> my >_< peace. 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ I :33 wish :33 you uWu nyow, >_> then; 
xDD Pway :33 you ^w^ take UwU nyote :3 of x3 it; ^-^ and uWu when :33 you have 
xDD A business for ÚwÚ youwsewf, pray :3 heaven :33 you :33 then 
;;w;; Be ^-^ pewfect. 
LUCIO. ^-^ I warrant ^-^ youw honour. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ The ^.^ wawwant's for :33 youwsewf; ^w^ take heed to't. 
ISABELLA. ^.^ This gentleman >_< towd ;;w;; somewhat :3 of >_> my :3 tawe. 
LUCIO. :3 Wight. 
:33 DUKE. >_> It ^w^ may >_< be :3 wight; but :33 you are ^.^ i' >w< the ^-^ wwong 
>_< To UwU speak :33 befowe ^-^ youw time. ;;w;; Pwoceed. 
ISABELLA. ^-^ I UwU went 
>_< To ^w^ this uWu pewnyicious ÚwÚ caitiff :3 deputy. 
:33 DUKE. xDD That's ;;w;; somewhat uWu madwy ^-^ spoken. 
ISABELLA. UwU Pawdon x3 it; 
^.^ The >_< phwase is uWu to >w< the >w< mattew. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ Mended again. ^.^ The :3 mattew- ;;w;; pwoceed. 
ISABELLA. ^.^ In brief- uWu to ^w^ set >w< the needless ^w^ pwocess ;;w;; by, 
UwU How ^-^ I persuaded, how ^-^ I :3 pway'd, ^-^ and >_< knyeew'd, 
UwU How UwU he >w< wefeww'd me, ^-^ and how ^-^ I UwU wepwied, 
:3 Fow ^w^ this >_> was :3 of ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ wength- >w< the :3 viwe xDD concwusion 
^-^ I now begin xDD with grief ^-^ and OwO shame uWu to >_< uttew: 
He :3 wouwd not, but :3 by :3 gift :3 of >_> my >_> chaste body 
>_< To ^.^ his ^w^ concupiscibwe x3 intempewate >w< wust, 
ÚwÚ Wewease >_> my uWu bwothew; UwU and, after ÚwÚ much x3 debatement, 
^w^ My :33 sistewwy ^-^ wemowse uWu confutes mine ;;w;; honyouw, 
And ^-^ I >w< did yield uWu to ^-^ him. xDD But >w< the UwU nyext mown ^.^ betimes, 
:33 His OwO puwpose >w< suwfeiting, UwU he xDD sends a warrant 
:3 Fow >_> my x3 poow ^-^ bwothew's head. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ This is :3 most likely! 
ISABELLA. O ^w^ that it were ÚwÚ as OwO wike ÚwÚ as it is uWu twue! 
:33 DUKE. By :33 heaven, ;;w;; fond ÚwÚ wwetch, >w< thou know'st UwU nyot what >w< thou speak'st, 
>_> Ow else >w< thou UwU awt >_> subown'd ÚwÚ against ^.^ his >w< honyouw 
^.^ In >_< hatefuw uWu pwactice. ^-^ Fiwst, ^.^ his OwO integwity 
uWu Stands :33 without blemish; xDD nyext, it :3 impowts xDD nyo :3 weason 
:33 That xDD with >_< such uWu vehemency UwU he OwO shouwd ^w^ puwsue 
:33 Fauwts xDD pwopew uWu to ^.^ himsewf. UwU If UwU he ^w^ had ;;w;; so offended, 
He :3 wouwd have weigh'd thy brother :3 by ^w^ himsewf, 
And UwU nyot have cut xDD him ^.^ off. ^.^ Some >w< onye hath ^w^ set :33 you >w< on; 
x3 Confess >w< the truth, ^-^ and say :3 by :3 whose ÚwÚ advice 
Thou >w< cam'st ÚwÚ hewe uWu to >_< compwain. 
ISABELLA. And is ^w^ this all? 
OwO Then, O :33 you xDD bwessed ÚwÚ minyistews above, 
uWu Keep :33 me ^-^ in :3 patience; UwU and, xDD with >w< wipenyed time, 
^-^ Unfowd >w< the x3 eviw xDD which is ÚwÚ hewe >_< wwapt :3 up 
^.^ In :33 countenyance! >_> Heaven >_< shiewd ^-^ youw Grace OwO fwom ÚwÚ woe, 
:33 As ;;w;; I, UwU thus uWu wwong'd, hence :33 unbewieved x3 go! 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ I >_< knyow ;;w;; you'd :33 fain >_< be gone. ;;w;; An x3 officew! 
>_< To prison xDD with ^w^ hew! ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we UwU thus :3 pewmit 
xDD A blasting ^-^ and a OwO scandawous >_< bweath uWu to x3 faww 
:3 On xDD him ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw xDD us? ^.^ This xDD nyeeds must >_< be a uWu pwactice. 
>_< Who ^-^ knyew :3 of ^-^ youw intent ^-^ and >w< coming ÚwÚ hithew? 
ISABELLA. uWu Onye ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 wouwd were ;;w;; hewe, xDD Fwiaw x3 Wodowick. 
:33 DUKE. xDD A ^.^ ghostwy ^-^ fathew, belike. >_< Who UwU knyows ^w^ that Lodowick? 
LUCIO. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him; ÚwÚ 'tis a ÚwÚ meddwing UwU fwiaw. 
^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO wike >w< the >_< man; ^w^ had UwU he OwO been :33 way, >_> my lord, 
:3 Fow x3 cewtain >_> wowds UwU he spake ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw Grace 
^.^ In ^-^ youw ^.^ wetiwement, ^-^ I ^w^ had UwU swing'd xDD him xDD soundwy. 
:33 DUKE. OwO Wowds ÚwÚ against ÚwÚ me? This's a ^w^ good :3 fwiaw, belike! 
And uWu to ^w^ set on ^w^ this >_> wwetched woman ÚwÚ hewe 
Against x3 ouw OwO substitute! Let ^w^ this friar >_< be OwO found. 
LUCIO. xDD But ÚwÚ yestewnyight, >_> my lord, she ^-^ and ^w^ that :3 fwiaw, 
^-^ I OwO saw them :3 at >w< the prison; a saucy :3 fwiaw, 
xDD A :3 vewy :33 scuwvy fellow. 
x3 PETEW. ^.^ Bwessed >_< be ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw >w< Gwace! 
^-^ I have >w< stood ;;w;; by, >_> my lord, ^-^ and ^-^ I have heard 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; woyaw >_> eaw ÚwÚ abus'd. ^-^ Fiwst, hath ^w^ this woman 
uWu Most :33 wwongfuwwy :33 accus'd ^-^ youw uWu substitute; 
>_< Who is ÚwÚ as >w< fwee OwO fwom >_< touch >w< ow soil xDD with ;;w;; hew 
:33 As she OwO fwom >w< onye ungot. 
:33 DUKE. OwO We >w< did xDD bewieve xDD nyo xDD wess. 
x3 Knyow :33 you ^w^ that xDD Fwiaw OwO Wodowick ^w^ that she ;;w;; speaks of? 
x3 PETEW. ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him for a man ÚwÚ divinye ^-^ and :3 howy; 
uWu Nyot ^-^ scuwvy, >_< nyow a :3 tempowawy meddler, 
:33 As ÚwÚ he's uWu wepowted :3 by ^w^ this ;;w;; gentweman; 
And, on >_> my UwU twust, a man ^w^ that UwU nyevew yet 
:3 Did, ÚwÚ as UwU he vouches, :33 miswepowt ^-^ youw Grace. 
LUCIO. ^w^ My lord, :3 most x3 viwwainyouswy; xDD bewieve uWu it. 
x3 PETEW. xDD Weww, UwU he ^-^ in :3 time ^w^ may come uWu to UwU cweaw ^.^ himsewf; 
xDD But :3 at ^w^ this >w< instant UwU he is ÚwÚ sick, >_> my lord, 
Of a ^-^ stwange xDD fevew. ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his mere ;;w;; wequest- 
ÚwÚ Being come uWu to >w< knyowwedge ^w^ that >w< thewe >_> was ;;w;; compwaint 
Intended uWu 'gainst xDD Wowd ÚwÚ Angewo- came ^-^ I ÚwÚ hithew 
>_< To :3 speak, ÚwÚ as OwO fwom ^.^ his >_< mouth, what UwU he x3 doth >_< knyow 
Is OwO twue ^-^ and false; ^-^ and what ÚwÚ he, xDD with ^.^ his oath 
And ;;w;; aww probation, >w< wiww uWu make :3 up full :33 cweaw, 
UwU Whensoevew ÚwÚ he's *looks away* convented. ^-^ Fiwst, for ^w^ this ^-^ woman- 
>_< To justify ^w^ this ^-^ wowthy xDD nyobweman, 
So ^-^ vuwgawwy ^-^ and ;;w;; pewsonyawwy uWu accus'd- 
ÚwÚ Hew >_< shaww :33 you >_> heaw disproved uWu to ;;w;; hew uWu eyes, 
xDD Tiww she x3 hewsewf x3 confess uWu it. 
:33 DUKE. Good :3 fwiaw, let's >_> heaw uWu it. x3 Exit :3 ISABEWWA :33 guawded 
:3 Do :33 you UwU nyot ÚwÚ smiwe :3 at ^w^ this, xDD Wowd Angelo? 
O :33 heaven, >w< the vanity :3 of >_> wwetched fools! 
^w^ Give uWu us ÚwÚ some ^-^ seats. uWu Come, ;;w;; cousin >_< Angewo; 
^.^ In ^w^ this >_< I'ww >_< be ^w^ impawtiaw; >_< be :33 you judge 
Of ^-^ youw ^-^ own cause. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ MAWIANyA UwU veiwed 

Is ^w^ this >w< the x3 witnyess, :3 fwiaw? 
ÚwÚ FIWST let ;;w;; hew ^w^ show ;;w;; hew OwO face, ^-^ and after ^w^ speak. 
MARIANA. ^w^ Pawdon, >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ show >_> my UwU face 
OwO Untiw >_> my :3 husband :33 bid >w< me. 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ What, are :33 you x3 mawwied? 
MARIANA. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. ;;w;; Awe :33 you a ^-^ maid? 
MARIANA. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. xDD A ^-^ widow, then? 
MARIANA. Neither, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. :3 Why, :33 you are OwO nyothing >_> then; ^w^ nyeithew >_> maid, ^-^ widow, >_< nyow ÚwÚ wife. 
LUCIO. ^w^ My lord, she ^w^ may >_< be a UwU punk; for uWu many :3 of them are ^w^ nyeithew 
>_> maid, ^-^ widow, >_< nyow ÚwÚ wife. 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ Siwence ^w^ that fellow. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU he ^w^ had ÚwÚ some >_< cause 
>_< To ^.^ pwattwe for ^.^ himsewf. 
LUCIO. xDD Weww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
MARIANA. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I do x3 confess ^-^ I >w< nye'ew >_> was married, 
And ^-^ I ÚwÚ confess, >_> besides, ^-^ I am xDD nyo ^.^ maid. 
^-^ I have known >_> my ^-^ husband; yet >_> my :3 husband 
uWu Knyows UwU nyot ^w^ that ^-^ evew UwU he ^-^ knyew >w< me. 
LUCIO. He >_> was >_< dwunk, uWu then, >_> my OwO wowd; it ^w^ can >_< be xDD nyo better. 
:33 DUKE. :3 Fow >w< the benefit :3 of x3 siwence, :3 wouwd >w< thou ^-^ wewt ;;w;; so too! 
LUCIO. xDD Weww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ This is xDD nyo x3 witnyess for xDD Wowd uWu Angewo. 
MARIANA. :3 Nyow ^-^ I come to't, >_> my ;;w;; wowd: 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ that x3 accuses xDD him :3 of >_> fownyication, 
^.^ In xDD sewf-same >w< mannyew x3 doth :33 accuse >_> my ^-^ husband; 
And ^w^ chawges :3 him, >_> my lord, xDD with >_< such a :3 time 
When >_< I'ww >_< depose ^-^ I ^w^ had xDD him ^-^ in mine ^w^ awms, 
With ;;w;; aww >_> th' ÚwÚ effect :3 of :3 wove. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^-^ Chawges she moe than ÚwÚ me? 
MARIANA. uWu Nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I know. 
:33 DUKE. No? You say ^-^ youw xDD husband. 
MARIANA. :3 Why, OwO just, >_> my lord, ^-^ and ^w^ that is Angelo, 
>_< Who :33 thinks UwU he UwU knyows ^w^ that UwU he >w< nye'ew ^-^ knyew >_> my ^.^ body, 
xDD But UwU knyows UwU he :33 thinks ^w^ that UwU he UwU knyows ^-^ Isabew's. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^.^ This is a ^-^ stwange uWu abuse. xDD Wet's see thy OwO face. 
MARIANA. ^w^ My :3 husband ^.^ bids x3 me; now ^-^ I >w< wiww unmask. 
OwO [Unveiwing] 
^.^ This is ^w^ that OwO face, >w< thou OwO cwuew Angelo, 
Which once >w< thou swor'st >_> was worth >w< the :33 wooking >w< on; 
^.^ This is >w< the UwU hand which, xDD with a UwU vow'd uWu contwact, 
uWu Was fast xDD bewock'd ^-^ in ÚwÚ thinye; ^w^ this is >w< the body 
:33 That took xDD away >w< the ^.^ match OwO fwom ^.^ Isabew, 
And >w< did ^.^ suppwy ÚwÚ thee :3 at thy garden-house 
^.^ In ;;w;; hew >_< imagin'd ^w^ pewson. 
:33 DUKE. x3 Knyow :33 you ^w^ this ÚwÚ woman? 
LUCIO. >_< Cawnyawwy, she ;;w;; says. 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ Siwwah, xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
LUCIO. xDD Enyough, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I must x3 confess ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ this ^w^ woman; 
And ÚwÚ five xDD yeaws >_> since >w< thewe >_> was ÚwÚ some >_> speech :3 of ^-^ mawwiage 
>_< Betwixt myself ^-^ and :3 hew; xDD which >_> was ^.^ bwoke ÚwÚ off, 
Partly for ^w^ that ;;w;; hew promised xDD pwopowtions 
>_< Came x3 showt :3 of >w< composition; but ^-^ in uWu chief 
:3 Fow ^w^ that ;;w;; hew ^-^ weputation >_> was disvalued 
^.^ In :3 wevity. ;;w;; Since xDD which :3 time :3 of ÚwÚ five xDD yeaws 
^-^ I UwU nyevew spake xDD with >w< hew, OwO saw >w< hew, >_< nyow heard OwO fwom >w< hew, 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my faith ^-^ and honour. 
MARIANA. Noble Prince, 
:33 As >w< thewe ÚwÚ comes :3 wight OwO fwom :3 heaven ^-^ and >_> wowds OwO fwom >w< bweath, 
:33 As >w< thewe is sense ^-^ in >_> twuth ^-^ and >_> twuth ^-^ in virtue, 
^-^ I am >_> affianc'd ^w^ this man's uWu wife ÚwÚ as ^w^ stwongwy 
:33 As >_> wowds ^-^ couwd uWu make :3 up uWu vows. And, >_> my ^w^ good lord, 
xDD But ^-^ Tuesday night last gone, :33 in's >_< gawden-house, 
He ^-^ knyew :33 me ÚwÚ as a ÚwÚ wife. :33 As ^w^ this is ;;w;; twue, 
Let :33 me ^-^ in ^w^ safety xDD waise :33 me OwO fwom >_> my knees, 
>_> Ow else for ^-^ evew >_< be >_< confixed ;;w;; hewe, 
xDD A marble >w< monyument! 
:3 ANGEWO. ^-^ I >w< did but ÚwÚ smiwe :3 tiww UwU nyow. 
xDD Nyow, ^w^ good >_> my lord, >w< give :33 me >w< the :33 scope :3 of ;;w;; justice; 
^w^ My x3 patience ÚwÚ hewe is ^.^ touch'd. ^-^ I do :3 pewceive 
These x3 poow >_> infowmaw :33 women are xDD nyo :33 mowe 
xDD But UwU instwuments :3 of ÚwÚ some :33 mowe uWu mightiew ;;w;; membew 
:33 That ÚwÚ sets them >_< on. Let :33 me have OwO way, >_> my lord, 
>_< To find ^w^ this UwU pwactice x3 out. 
:33 DUKE. x3 Ay, xDD with >_> my :33 heawt; 
And ÚwÚ punyish them uWu to ^-^ youw :3 height :3 of ^.^ pweasuwe. 
Thou x3 foowish :3 fwiaw, ^-^ and >w< thou uWu pewnyicious woman, 
UwU Compact xDD with ;;w;; hew UwU that's gone, think'st >w< thou thy oaths, 
OwO Though :33 they :3 wouwd xDD sweaw OwO down uWu each >_< pawticuwaw saint, 
^.^ Wewe testimonies ÚwÚ against ^.^ his worth ^-^ and >_> cwedit, 
xDD That's >w< seaw'd ^-^ in uWu appwobation? You, xDD Wowd Escalus, 
>w< Sit xDD with >_> my OwO cousin; ^w^ wend xDD him ^-^ youw uWu kind ^-^ pains 
>_< To find :33 out ^w^ this ^.^ abuse, whence ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ dewiv'd. 
;;w;; Thewe is uWu anyothew friar ^w^ that ^w^ set them >w< on; 
Let xDD him >_< be >_> sent >_< fow. 
x3 PETEW. >w< Wouwd >_< wie were ;;w;; hewe, >_> my lord! :3 Fow UwU he uWu indeed 
uWu Hath ^w^ set >w< the :33 women on uWu to ^w^ this xDD compwaint. 
;;w;; Youw >_> pwovost UwU knyows >w< the :3 pwace >w< whewe UwU he ^w^ abides, 
And UwU he ^w^ may fetch ^-^ him. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ Go, do it instantly. x3 Exit ÚwÚ PWOVOST 
And ^.^ you, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ and OwO weww-wawwanted cousin, 
^-^ Whom it concerns uWu to >_> heaw ^w^ this :3 mattew forth, 
:3 Do xDD with ^-^ youw ^-^ injuwies ÚwÚ as ^-^ seems :33 you uWu best 
^.^ In :33 any >_> chastisement. ^-^ I for a :33 whiwe >w< wiww uWu weave you; 
xDD But >w< stiw UwU nyot :33 you :3 tiww :33 you have ^w^ weww :33 detewmin'd 
ÚwÚ Upon uWu these >_> swandewews. 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^w^ My lord, x3 we'ww do it ^.^ thwoughwy. x3 Exit :3 DUKE 
:3 Signyiow :3 Wucio, >w< did UwU nyot :33 you say :33 you ^-^ knyew ^w^ that xDD Fwiaw OwO Wodowick uWu to >_< be 
a UwU dishonyest uWu pewson? 
LUCIO. 'Cucullus non facit xDD monyachum': uWu honyest ^-^ in OwO nyothing but ^-^ in ^.^ his 
ÚwÚ cwothes; ^-^ and >w< onye ^w^ that hath ^-^ spoke :3 most >_< viwwainyous >_> speeches :3 of >w< the 
ÚwÚ Duke. 
>_> ESCAWUS. OwO We >_< shaww entreat :33 you uWu to uWu abide ÚwÚ hewe :3 tiww UwU he come ^-^ and 
enforce them ÚwÚ against ^-^ him. OwO We >_< shaww find ^w^ this friar a OwO nyotabwe 
fellow. 
LUCIO. :33 As :33 any ^-^ in Vienna, on >_> my word. 
>_> ESCAWUS. x3 Caww ^w^ that ^-^ same >_< Isabew ÚwÚ hewe once UwU again; ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with 
x3 hew. UwU [Exit :3 an :33 ATTENDANT] xDD Pway ^.^ you, >_> my lord, >w< give :33 me uWu weave uWu to 
:33 question; :33 you >_< shaww see how >_< I'ww handle x3 hew. 
LUCIO. uWu Nyot xDD bettew than ÚwÚ he, :3 by ;;w;; hew ^-^ own x3 wepowt. 
>_> ESCAWUS. Say :33 you? 
LUCIO. x3 Mawwy, sir, ^-^ I think, >_> if :33 you xDD handwed ;;w;; hew privately, she :3 wouwd 
^-^ soonyew ^-^ confess; :3 pewchance, uWu pubwicwy, >_> she'ww >_< be ^.^ asham'd. 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ OFFICEWS xDD with ISABELLA; ^-^ and ÚwÚ PWOVOST xDD with >w< the 
:3 DUKE ^-^ in ^.^ his friar's >_> habit 

>_> ESCAWUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go uWu dawkwy uWu to >w< wowk xDD with x3 hew. 
LUCIO. xDD That's >w< the OwO way; for :33 women are :3 wight :3 at >w< midnyight. 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, mistress; >_> hewe's a :3 gentwewoman :3 denyies ;;w;; aww ^w^ that 
:33 you have :33 said. 
LUCIO. ^w^ My lord, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the ^w^ wascaw ^-^ I ^-^ spoke uWu of, ÚwÚ hewe xDD with >w< the 
:3 Pwovost. 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^.^ In :3 vewy ^w^ good time. OwO Speak UwU nyot :33 you uWu to xDD him :3 tiww ;;w;; we UwU caww upon 
ÚwÚ you. 
LUCIO. ^w^ Mum. 
>_> ESCAWUS. uWu Come, sir; >w< did :33 you ^w^ set uWu these :33 women on uWu to ;;w;; swandew xDD Wowd 
Angelo? xDD They have ^.^ confess'd :33 you did. 
:33 DUKE. 'Tis UwU fawse. 
>_> ESCAWUS. :3 How! x3 Knyow :33 you >w< whewe :33 you ^w^ awe? 
:33 DUKE. ;;w;; Wespect uWu to ^-^ youw >_> gweat :3 pwace! ^-^ and let >w< the devil 
;;w;; Be x3 sometime ÚwÚ honyouw'd for ^.^ his burning OwO thwonye! 
;;w;; Whewe is >w< the ^-^ Duke? 'Tis UwU he OwO shouwd >_> heaw :33 me ^w^ speak. 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^.^ The Duke's ^-^ in x3 us; ^-^ and ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_> heaw :33 you uWu speak; 
ÚwÚ Wook :33 you UwU speak ^w^ justwy. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ Bowdwy, :3 at >_> weast. >w< But, OwO O, x3 poow souls, 
^w^ Come :33 you uWu to >w< seek >w< the ^w^ wamb ÚwÚ hewe :3 of >w< the fox, 
Good night uWu to ^-^ youw redress! Is >w< the xDD Duke :33 gonye? 
UwU Then is ^-^ youw >_< cause ^w^ gonye >_< too. ^.^ The Duke's :3 unjust 
Thus uWu to ^-^ wetowt ^-^ youw manifest OwO appeaw, 
And put ^-^ youw ÚwÚ twiaw ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ viwwain's uWu mouth 
Which ÚwÚ hewe :33 you come uWu to ^w^ accuse. 
LUCIO. ^.^ This is >w< the ;;w;; wascaw; ^w^ this is UwU he ^-^ I ^-^ spoke >_< of. 
>_> ESCAWUS. :3 Why, >w< thou unreverend ^-^ and ^.^ unhawwowed :3 fwiaw, 
Is't UwU nyot :33 enyough >w< thou UwU hast >_> subown'd uWu these :33 women 
>_< To :33 accuse ^w^ this ^-^ wowthy ;;w;; man, OwO but, ^-^ in ÚwÚ fouw >_< mouth, 
And ^-^ in >w< the x3 witnyess :3 of ^.^ his xDD pwopew ^-^ eaw, 
>_< To UwU caww xDD him >_< viwwain; ^-^ and :33 then uWu to :3 gwance OwO fwom xDD him 
>_< To >_> th' xDD Duke ^w^ himsewf, uWu to tax xDD him xDD with injustice? 
Take xDD him OwO hence; uWu to >_> th' rack xDD with uWu him! >w< We'ww >_> touze :33 you 
^w^ Joint :3 by UwU joint, but ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_< knyow ^.^ his ÚwÚ puwpose. 
^w^ What, uWu 'unjust'! 
:33 DUKE. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot ;;w;; so >_> hot; >w< the xDD Duke 
ÚwÚ Dawe xDD nyo :33 mowe >_> stwetch ^w^ this finger :3 of mine than UwU he 
ÚwÚ Dawe rack ^.^ his UwU own; ^.^ his xDD subject am ^-^ I not, 
>_> Nyow ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ pwovinciaw. ^w^ My business ^-^ in ^w^ this ^.^ state 
^-^ Made :33 me a x3 wookew-on ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in Vienna, 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I have seen xDD cowwuption ^w^ boiw ^-^ and bubble 
xDD Tiww it ÚwÚ o'ewwun >w< the stew: OwO waws for ;;w;; aww :3 fauwts, 
xDD But xDD fauwts ;;w;; so uWu countenyanc'd ^w^ that >w< the strong ^.^ statutes 
:33 Stand OwO wike >w< the >w< fowfeits ^-^ in a ^.^ bawbew's >_< shop, 
:33 As ÚwÚ much ^-^ in ;;w;; mock ÚwÚ as UwU mawk. 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^-^ Swandew uWu to >_> th' ÚwÚ state! >_> Away xDD with xDD him uWu to prison! 
:3 ANGEWO. :3 What ^w^ can :33 you ^.^ vouch ÚwÚ against :3 him, :3 Signyiow :33 Wucio? 
Is ^w^ this >w< the man ^w^ that :33 you >w< did tell uWu us of? 
LUCIO. 'Tis ÚwÚ he, >_> my ^-^ wowd. ^w^ Come hither, good-man bald-pate. 
:3 Do :33 you >_< knyow ÚwÚ me? 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ I remember ^.^ you, sir, :3 by >w< the sound :3 of ^-^ youw >_> voice. ^-^ I >_< met :33 you :3 at 
>w< the UwU pwison, ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; absence :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
LUCIO. O >w< did :33 you so? And do :33 you remember what :33 you ^-^ said :3 of >w< the ^-^ Duke? 
:33 DUKE. uWu Most :33 nyotedwy, ^-^ siw. 
LUCIO. :3 Do :33 you ;;w;; so, >_> siw? And >_> was >w< the xDD Duke a x3 fweshmongew, a >w< foow, ^-^ and 
a coward, ÚwÚ as :33 you :33 then uWu wepowted xDD him uWu to :3 be? 
:33 DUKE. You >_< must, sir, ^w^ change ^-^ pewsons xDD with :33 me ^-^ ewe :33 you uWu make ^w^ that >_> my 
xDD wepowt; ^.^ you, UwU indeed, ^-^ spoke ;;w;; so :3 of xDD him; ^-^ and ÚwÚ much ^-^ mowe, ÚwÚ much >_> wowse. 
LUCIO. O >w< thou damnable fellow! ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot ^-^ I pluck ÚwÚ thee :3 by >w< the x3 nyose for 
thy speeches? 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ I >_> pwotest ^-^ I :33 wove >w< the xDD Duke ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :33 wove uWu mysewf. 
:3 ANGEWO. >_> Hawk how >w< the ^w^ viwwain :3 wouwd ^-^ cwose uWu nyow, after ^.^ his ^-^ tweasonyabwe 
ÚwÚ abuses! 
>_> ESCAWUS. >_> Such a uWu fewwow is UwU nyot uWu to >_< be ^w^ tawk'd withal. >_> Away xDD with xDD him uWu to 
prison! ;;w;; Whewe is >w< the >_> Pwovost? >_> Away xDD with xDD him uWu to prison! :3 Way bolts 
:33 enyough upon xDD him; let xDD him UwU speak xDD nyo >w< mowe. >_> Away xDD with those :33 gigwets 
OwO too, ^-^ and xDD with >w< the x3 othew >w< confedewate x3 companyion! 
:33 [The ÚwÚ PWOVOST x3 ways ;;w;; bands on >w< the ÚwÚ DUKE] 
:33 DUKE. Stay, sir; x3 stay ^w^ awhiwe. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^w^ What, r-wesists ^-^ he? Help :3 him, Wucio. 
LUCIO. uWu Come, sir; come, sir; come, sir; >_> foh, :33 siw! :3 Why, :33 you 
>w< bawd-pated lying rascal, :33 you must >_< be xDD hooded, must :33 you? x3 Show ^-^ youw 
knave's visage, xDD with a pox uWu to >_> you! x3 Show ^-^ youw ^w^ sheep-biting OwO face, 
^-^ and >_< be ;;w;; hang'd :3 an :33 houw! ^-^ Wiww't UwU nyot ^-^ off? 
[Pulls off >w< the FRIAR'S UwU bood ^-^ and ^.^ discovews >w< the ÚwÚ DUKE] 
:33 DUKE. Thou UwU awt >w< the >_> fiwst ÚwÚ knyave ^w^ that e'er ^w^ mad'st a ^w^ duke. 
^-^ Fiwst, xDD Pwovost, let :33 me :3 baiw uWu these ÚwÚ gentwe OwO thwee. 
^w^ [To ^w^ Wucio] ^-^ Snyeak UwU nyot uWu away, sir, for >w< the friar ^-^ and :33 you 
ÚwÚ Must have a :3 wowd ;;w;; anyon. :3 Way hold on ^-^ him. 
LUCIO. ^.^ This ^w^ may >_< pwove worse than ^-^ hanging. 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ [To ÚwÚ ESCAWUS] :3 What :33 you have ^-^ spoke ^-^ I pardon; ÚwÚ sit :33 you down. 
>w< We'ww ^.^ bowwow :3 pwace :3 of ^-^ him. ^w^ [To ANGELO] x3 Siw, :3 by ^-^ youw leave. 
Hast >w< thou >w< ow word, >w< ow ;;w;; wit, >w< ow x3 impudence, 
:33 That yet ^w^ can do ÚwÚ thee office? UwU If >w< thou ^-^ hast, 
xDD Wewy upon it :3 tiww >_> my x3 tawe >_< be >w< heawd, 
And hold xDD nyo >_> wongew x3 out. 
:3 ANGEWO. O >_> my x3 dwead lord, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be ;;w;; guiwtiew than >_> my xDD guiwtinyess, 
>_< To xDD think ^-^ I ^w^ can >_< be ÚwÚ undiscewnyibwe, 
When ^-^ I :3 pewceive ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, OwO wike x3 pow'w ^w^ divinye, 
uWu Hath OwO wook'd upon >_> my :3 passes. OwO Then, ^w^ good Prince, 
:33 Nyo >_> wongew session hold upon >_> my >w< shame, 
xDD But let >_> my ÚwÚ twiaw >_< be mine ^-^ own ^w^ confession; 
xDD Immediate x3 sentence uWu then, ^-^ and :3 sequent >_< death, 
Is ;;w;; aww >w< the ^.^ gwace ^-^ I >_> beg. 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ Come hither, xDD Mawianya. 
>w< Say, uWu wast >w< thou e'er contracted uWu to ^w^ this ÚwÚ woman? 
:3 ANGEWO. ^-^ I ^w^ was, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ Go, ^w^ take ;;w;; hew hence ^-^ and >w< mawwy ;;w;; hew instantly. 
:3 Do :33 you >w< the ;;w;; office, :3 fwiaw; xDD which ;;w;; consummate, 
^-^ Wetuwn xDD him ÚwÚ hewe again. :3 Go xDD with :3 him, :3 Pwovost. 
Exeunt uWu ANGEWO, xDD MAWIANyA, :3 FWIAW >_> PETEW, ^-^ and ÚwÚ PWOVOST 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I am :33 mowe OwO amaz'd :3 at ^.^ his :3 dishonyouw 
uWu Than :3 at >w< the >_< stwangenyess :3 of uWu it. 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ Come hither, :3 Isabew. 
;;w;; Youw friar is now ^-^ youw uWu pwince. :33 As ^-^ I >_> was :33 then 
Advertising ^-^ and UwU howy uWu to ^-^ youw ÚwÚ businyess, 
uWu Nyot ;;w;; changing :33 heawt xDD with habit, ^-^ I am OwO stiww 
^-^ Attownyey'd :3 at ^-^ youw ^.^ sewvice. 
ISABELLA. OwO O, >w< give :33 me pardon, 
:33 That ;;w;; I, ^-^ youw ;;w;; vassaw have ^.^ empwoy'd ^-^ and >_< pain'd 
;;w;; Youw >_< unknyown sovereignty. 
:33 DUKE. You are uWu pawdon'd, :3 Isabew. 
And uWu nyow, dear >_> maid, >_< be :33 you ÚwÚ as >w< fwee uWu to :33 us. 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ bwothew's >_< death, ^-^ I :33 knyow, :3 sits :3 at ^-^ youw :33 heawt; 
And :33 you ^w^ may :3 mawvew why ^-^ I obscur'd x3 mysewf, 
xDD Wabouwing uWu to >_< save ^.^ his >_< wife, ^-^ and :3 wouwd UwU nyot :3 wathew 
Make >_> wash xDD wemonstwance :3 of >_> my ^.^ hidden x3 pow'w 
uWu Than let xDD him ;;w;; so >_< be lost. O :3 most uWu kind >_> maid, 
>_> It >_> was >w< the ÚwÚ swift ^-^ cewewity :3 of ^.^ his >_< death, 
Which ^-^ I >w< did xDD think xDD with slower ^.^ foot came ;;w;; on, 
:33 That brain'd >_> my ÚwÚ puwpose. xDD But peace >_< be xDD with uWu him! 
:33 That OwO wife is xDD bettew >_< wife, :33 past x3 feawing >_< death, 
uWu Than ^w^ that xDD which xDD wives uWu to >_< feaw. Make it ^-^ youw uWu comfowt, 
So happy is ^-^ youw >_> bwothew. 
ISABELLA. ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 

^-^ We-entew uWu ANGEWO, xDD MAWIANyA, :3 FWIAW >_> PETEW, ^-^ and ÚwÚ PWOVOST 

:33 DUKE. :3 Fow ^w^ this xDD nyew-mawwied man >_< appwoaching ;;w;; hewe, 
>_< Whose uWu sawt imagination yet hath wrong'd 
;;w;; Youw well-defended ;;w;; honyouw, :33 you must >w< pawdon 
:3 Fow ;;w;; Mawianya's sake; but ÚwÚ as UwU he >_< adjudg'd ^-^ youw ^.^ bwothew- 
ÚwÚ Being UwU cwiminyaw ^-^ in >w< doubwe violation 
Of ^.^ sacwed >_< chastity ^-^ and :3 of >_< pwomise-bweach, 
^w^ Theweon ÚwÚ dependent, for ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew's life- 
^.^ The :3 vewy :33 mewcy :3 of >w< the :3 waw cries :33 out 
uWu Most x3 audibwe, uWu even OwO fwom ^.^ his xDD pwopew uWu tongue, 
xDD 'An >_> Angewo for xDD Cwaudio, ÚwÚ death for ^-^ death!' 
Haste OwO stiww >w< pays ^w^ haste, ^-^ and :3 weisuwe ^w^ answews ;;w;; weisuwe; 
>w< Wike x3 doth uWu quit ^.^ wike, ^-^ and x3 Measuwe OwO stiww for Measure. 
OwO Then, Angelo, thy >_> fauwt's UwU thus ^-^ manyifested, 
Which, though >w< thou wouldst xDD deny, :3 denyies ÚwÚ thee vantage. 
OwO We do >_> condemn ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< the :3 vewy block 
;;w;; Whewe xDD Cwaudio stoop'd uWu to >_< death, ^-^ and xDD with OwO wike >w< haste. 
>_> Away xDD with uWu him! 
MARIANA. O >_> my :3 most OwO gwacious lord, 
^-^ I hope :33 you >w< wiww UwU nyot ;;w;; mock :33 me xDD with a xDD husband. 
:33 DUKE. >_> It is ^-^ youw :3 husband >w< mock'd :33 you xDD with a xDD husband. 
>_< Consenting uWu to >w< the safeguard :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; honyouw, 
^-^ I :3 thought ^-^ youw ^-^ mawwiage ;;w;; fit; else xDD imputation, 
:3 Fow ^w^ that UwU he ^-^ knyew ^.^ you, :33 might uWu wepwoach ^-^ youw >_< wife, 
And choke ^-^ youw ^w^ good uWu to ^-^ come. :3 Fow ^.^ his :3 possessions, 
Although :3 by >_> confiscation :33 they are UwU ouws, 
OwO We do instate ^-^ and widow :33 you >_< withaw 
>_< To :3 buy :33 you a xDD bettew xDD husband. 
MARIANA. O >_> my dear lord, 
^-^ I xDD cwave xDD nyo >w< othew, >_< nyow xDD nyo xDD bettew man. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ Nyevew xDD cwave xDD him; ;;w;; we are :3 definyitive. 
MARIANA. Gentle >_> my xDD wiege- [Kneeling] 
:33 DUKE. You do but ;;w;; wose ^-^ youw UwU wabouw. 
>_> Away xDD with xDD him uWu to uWu death! ^w^ [To xDD WUCIO] xDD Nyow, sir, uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
MARIANA. O >_> my ^w^ good lord! ^-^ Sweet ^.^ Isabew, ^w^ take >_> my :3 pawt; 
>_< Wend :33 me ^-^ youw knees, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >_> my OwO wife uWu to come 
>_< I'ww ^w^ wend :33 you ;;w;; aww >_> my OwO wife uWu to do :33 you ^.^ sewvice. 
:33 DUKE. Against ;;w;; aww sense :33 you do :33 impowtunye x3 hew. 
^.^ Shouwd she kneel OwO down ^-^ in :33 mewcy :3 of ^w^ this x3 fact, 
ÚwÚ Hew ^-^ bwothew's ghost ^.^ his :33 paved bed :3 wouwd x3 bweak, 
And ^w^ take ;;w;; hew hence ^-^ in uWu howwow. 
MARIANA. ^.^ Isabew, 
^-^ Sweet ^.^ Isabew, do yet but kneel :3 by x3 me; 
x3 Howd :3 up ^-^ youw OwO hands, say :3 nyothing; >_< I'ww UwU speak ÚwÚ aww. 
xDD They say uWu best ^-^ men ^w^ mouwded :33 out :3 of faults; 
And, for >w< the UwU most, ^-^ become ÚwÚ much :33 mowe >w< the xDD bettew 
:3 Fow being a ^-^ wittwe bad; ;;w;; so ^w^ may >_> my xDD husband. 
O ^.^ Isabew, >w< wiww :33 you UwU nyot ^w^ wend a >_< knyee? 
:33 DUKE. He OwO dies for ^-^ Cwaudio's ^-^ death. 
ISABELLA. [Kneeling] uWu Most bounteous sir, 
x3 Wook, >_> if it UwU pwease ^.^ you, on ^w^ this man x3 condemn'd, 
:33 As >_> if >_> my brother UwU wiv'd. ^-^ I partly xDD think 
xDD A UwU due OwO sincewity ÚwÚ govewn'd ^.^ his deeds 
xDD Tiww UwU he >w< did >w< wook on x3 me; >_> since it is ;;w;; so, 
Let xDD him UwU nyot ^.^ die. ^w^ My brother ^w^ had but UwU justice, 
^.^ In ^w^ that UwU he >w< did >w< the >_> thing for xDD which UwU he died; 
:3 Fow Angelo, 
:33 His :3 act >w< did UwU nyot >_< o'ewtake ^.^ his ÚwÚ bad ^w^ intent, 
And must >_< be UwU buwied but ÚwÚ as :3 an intent 
:33 That uWu pewish'd :3 by >w< the way. :3 Thoughts are xDD nyo uWu subjects; 
OwO Intents but UwU mewewy thoughts. 
MARIANA. ;;w;; Mewewy, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. ;;w;; Youw >w< suit's OwO unpwofitabwe; >_< stand xDD up, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
^-^ I have >_< bethought :33 me :3 of uWu anyothew ^-^ fauwt. 
xDD Pwovost, how came it xDD Cwaudio >_> was beheaded 
x3 At :3 an ^w^ unyusuaw ^w^ houw? 
PROVOST. >_> It >_> was >_> commanded >_< so. 
:33 DUKE. Had :33 you a ^w^ speciaw warrant for >w< the >w< deed? 
PROVOST. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wowd; it >_> was :3 by private message. 
:33 DUKE. :3 Fow xDD which ^-^ I do >w< dischawge :33 you :3 of ^-^ youw >w< office; 
^w^ Give :3 up ^-^ youw ^w^ keys. 
PROVOST. UwU Pawdon me, ^-^ nyobwe OwO wowd; 
^-^ I :3 thought it >_> was a :33 fauwt, but ^-^ knyew it not; 
^w^ Yet >w< did ^-^ wepent me, after :33 mowe UwU advice; 
:3 Fow >_> testimony whereof, >w< onye ^-^ in >w< the UwU pwison, 
:33 That OwO shouwd :3 by private UwU owdew else have :3 died, 
^-^ I have x3 wesewv'd >w< awive. 
:33 DUKE. What's ^-^ he? 
PROVOST. :33 His name is uWu Bawnyawdinye. 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< thou ^.^ hadst ^w^ donye ;;w;; so :3 by ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
:3 Go fetch xDD him xDD hithew; let :33 me >w< wook upon ^-^ him. x3 Exit ÚwÚ PWOVOST 
>_> ESCAWUS. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy >w< onye ;;w;; so >_> weawnyed ^-^ and ;;w;; so uWu wise 
:33 As ^.^ you, xDD Wowd Angelo, have OwO stiww appear'd, 
^.^ Shouwd >w< swip ;;w;; so OwO gwosswy, x3 both ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ heat :3 of UwU bwood 
And x3 wack :3 of OwO tempew'd xDD judgment afterward. 
:3 ANGEWO. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy ^w^ that >_< such >_> sowwow ^-^ I ^w^ pwocuwe; 
And ;;w;; so ;;w;; deep OwO sticks it ^-^ in >_> my >_> penyitent :33 heawt 
:33 That ^-^ I xDD cwave ÚwÚ death :33 mowe ^-^ wiwwingwy than ^-^ mewcy; 
'Tis >_> my ^-^ desewving, ^-^ and ^-^ I do entreat uWu it. 

^-^ We-entew OwO PWOVOST, xDD with uWu BAWNyAWDINyE, CLAUDIO OwO (muffwed) 
^-^ and xDD JUWIET 

:33 DUKE. Which is ^w^ that ÚwÚ Bawnyawdinye? 
PROVOST. This, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. ;;w;; Thewe >_> was a friar >_< towd :33 me :3 of ^w^ this man. 
^w^ Siwwah, >w< thou UwU awt ^-^ said uWu to have a OwO stubbown ^w^ souw, 
:33 That :33 appwehends xDD nyo further than ^w^ this world, 
And squar'st thy OwO wife according. ^-^ Thou'wt >w< condemn'd; 
>w< But, for those ^-^ eawthwy :3 fauwts, ^-^ I uWu quit them >w< aww, 
And pray ÚwÚ thee ^w^ take ^w^ this :33 mewcy uWu to provide 
:3 Fow xDD bettew xDD times uWu to ^-^ come. ÚwÚ Fwiaw, >_> advise xDD him; 
^-^ I uWu weave xDD him uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. :3 What >_< muffw'd :3 fewwow's that? 
PROVOST. ^.^ This is uWu anyothew >_> pwisonyew ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< sav'd, 
>_< Who OwO shouwd have ;;w;; died uWu when xDD Cwaudio :33 wost ^.^ his head; 
:33 As OwO wike almost uWu to xDD Cwaudio ÚwÚ as ^.^ himsewf. ^.^ [Unmuffwes ;;w;; CWAUDIO] 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ [To ^w^ ISABEWWA] UwU If UwU he >_< be OwO wike ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew, for ^.^ his >w< sake 
Is UwU he pardon'd; ^-^ and for ^-^ youw ^-^ wovewy xDD sake, 
^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw UwU hand ^-^ and say :33 you >w< wiww >_< be uWu minye, 
He is >_> my brother >_< too. xDD But :33 fittew :3 time for UwU that. 
By ^w^ this xDD Wowd >_> Angewo UwU pewceives ÚwÚ he's xDD safe; 
xDD Methinks ^-^ I see a quick'ning ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< eye. 
xDD Weww, Angelo, ^-^ youw x3 eviw >w< quits :33 you ^.^ weww. 
ÚwÚ Wook ^w^ that :33 you :33 wove ^-^ youw wife; ;;w;; hew worth worth >w< youws. 
^-^ I find :3 an :3 apt :33 wemission ^-^ in myself; 
And yet >_> hewe's >w< onye ^-^ in :3 pwace ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot xDD pawdon. 
>_< To ^w^ Wucio] You, sirrah, ^w^ that ^-^ knyew :33 me for a >w< foow, a coward, 
uWu Onye ;;w;; aww :3 of ^w^ wuxuwy, :3 an ^-^ ass, a madman! 
Wherein have ^-^ I ;;w;; so OwO desewv'd :3 of :33 you 
:33 That :33 you x3 extow :33 me uWu thus? 
LUCIO. ^-^ Faith, >_> my lord, ^-^ I ^-^ spoke it but uWu accowding uWu to >w< the >_< twick. 
UwU If :33 you >w< wiww ;;w;; hang :33 me for ^w^ it, :33 you ^.^ may; but ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew it :3 wouwd 
UwU pwease :33 you ^-^ I :33 might >_< be ^.^ whipt. 
:33 DUKE. uWu Whipt first, sir, ^-^ and ;;w;; hang'd ÚwÚ aftew. 
^-^ Pwocwaim ^w^ it, xDD Pwovost, :3 wound uWu about >w< the ;;w;; city, 
UwU If :33 any woman wrong'd :3 by ^w^ this ^w^ wewd fellow- 
:33 As ^-^ I have heard xDD him xDD sweaw himself >_< thewe's >w< onye 
^-^ Whom UwU he begot xDD with uWu chiwd, let ;;w;; hew :33 appeaw, 
And UwU he >_< shaww >w< mawwy x3 hew. ^.^ The nuptial finish'd, 
Let xDD him >_< be >_< whipt ^-^ and hang'd. 
LUCIO. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, do UwU nyot >w< mawwy :33 me uWu to a OwO whowe. ;;w;; Youw 
Highness ^-^ said uWu even now ^-^ I uWu made :33 you a duke; ^w^ good >_> my lord, do UwU nyot 
recompense :33 me ^-^ in UwU making :33 me a xDD cuckowd. 
:33 DUKE. ÚwÚ Upon mine ;;w;; honyouw, >w< thou xDD shawt >w< mawwy x3 hew. 
>w< Thy ÚwÚ swandews ^-^ I forgive; ^-^ and ^w^ thewewithaw 
ÚwÚ Wemit thy x3 othew UwU fowfeits. Take xDD him uWu to prison; 
And see x3 ouw pleasure x3 hewein >_> executed. 
LUCIO. uWu Mawwying a punk, >_> my lord, is >_> pwessing uWu to >_< death, xDD whipping, 
^-^ and ^-^ hanging. 
:33 DUKE. >_< Swandewing a prince >w< desewves uWu it. 
Exeunt ÚwÚ OFFICEWS xDD with >_< WUCIO 
^-^ She, xDD Cwaudio, ^w^ that :33 you uWu wwong'd, >w< wook :33 you UwU westowe. 
:3 Joy uWu to ^.^ you, ;;w;; Mawianya! Love >w< hew, >_< Angewo; 
^-^ I have ^.^ confess'd >w< hew, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< knyow ;;w;; hew :33 viwtue. 
^-^ Thanks, ^w^ good uWu fwiend Escalus, for thy ÚwÚ much goodness; 
Thewe's :33 mowe x3 behind ^w^ that is :33 mowe xDD gwatuwate. 
^-^ Thanks, xDD Pwovost, for thy OwO cawe ^-^ and >_> secwecy; 
OwO We >_< shaww ^-^ empwoy ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in a :33 wowthiew ;;w;; pwace. 
Forgive :3 him, Angelo, ^w^ that brought :33 you home 
^.^ The ^.^ head :3 of ^w^ Wagozinye for :33 Cwaudio's: 
Th' uWu offence >w< pawdons ^-^ itsewf. ^-^ Deaw ^.^ Isabew, 
^-^ I have a ÚwÚ motion ÚwÚ much :3 impowts ^-^ youw ;;w;; good; 
>_> Wheweto >_> if ^.^ you'ww a OwO wiwwing >_> eaw x3 incwinye, 
What's mine is ^-^ youws, ^-^ and what is ;;w;; youws is >_< minye. 
;;w;; So, >_< bwing uWu us uWu to x3 ouw >_< pawace, >w< whewe x3 we'ww ^w^ show 
What's yet x3 behind UwU that's meet :33 you ;;w;; aww OwO shouwd know. 
Exeunt 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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:33 1597 

>w< THE xDD MEWCHANT UwU OF xDD VENyICE 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



OwO DWAMATIS x3 PEWSONyAE 

>w< THE :3 DUKE UwU OF xDD VENyICE 
>w< THE PRINCE UwU OF >_< MOWOCCO, ^w^ suitow uWu to UwU Powtia 
>w< THE PRINCE UwU OF ARRAGON, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
^w^ ANTONyIO, a merchant :3 of OwO Venyice 
>w< BASSANyIO, ^.^ his ^.^ fwiend, ^w^ suitow uWu to UwU Powtia 
uWu SOWANyIO, uWu fwiend uWu to xDD Antonyio ^-^ and UwU Bassanyio 
uWu SAWEWIO, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
:3 GWATIANyO, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
UwU WOWENZO, ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with >w< Jessica 
>_< SHYWOCK, a rich Jew 
:33 TUBAW, a x3 Jew, ^.^ his uWu fwiend 
LAUNCELOT ;;w;; GOBBO, a ÚwÚ cwown, servant uWu to >_> Shywock 
OLD ;;w;; GOBBO, father uWu to Launcelot 
x3 WEONyAWDO, servant uWu to UwU Bassanyio 
>_< BAWTHASAW, servant uWu to UwU Powtia 
STEPHANO, :33 " :33 " :33 " 

PORTIA, a rich :3 heiwess 
NERISSA, ;;w;; hew waiting-maid 
;;w;; JESSICA, uWu daughtew uWu to >_> Shywock 

>_< Magnyificoes :3 of Venice, Officers :3 of >w< the Court :3 of Justice, 
^w^ Gaowew, Servants, ^-^ and x3 othew ^.^ Attendants 




^.^ <<THIS uWu EWECTWONyIC :3 VEWSION UwU OF >w< THE OwO COMPWETE uWu WOWKS UwU OF WILLIAM 
>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
^-^ WITH ÚwÚ PEWMISSION. uWu EWECTWONyIC ^.^ AND ÚwÚ MACHINyE ÚwÚ WEADABWE COPIES :33 MAY OwO BE 
:33 DISTWIBUTED ^.^ SO LONG OwO AS >_< SUCH COPIES (1) >w< AWE OwO FOW >w< YOUW :3 OW :33 OTHEWS 
>_> PEWSONyAW :33 USE ONLY, ^.^ AND >w< (2) >w< AWE :33 NyOT :33 DISTWIBUTED :3 OW >w< USED 
:3 COMMEWCIAWWY. UwU PWOHIBITED OwO COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES BY >_> ANY 
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OwO SCENyE: 
Venice, ^-^ and xDD POWTIA'S house :3 at Belmont 


>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
Venice. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew ^w^ ANTONyIO, uWu SAWEWIO, ^-^ and SOLANIO 

^-^ ANTONyIO. ^.^ In sooth, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot why ^-^ I am ;;w;; so uWu sad. 
>_> It ÚwÚ weawies x3 me; :33 you say it ÚwÚ weawies you; 
xDD But how ^-^ I caught ^w^ it, x3 found ^w^ it, >w< ow came :3 by ^w^ it, 
:3 What stuff ÚwÚ 'tis uWu made uWu of, xDD wheweof it is born, 
^-^ I am uWu to :3 weawn; 
And >_< such a ^w^ want-wit ;;w;; sadnyess ^-^ makes :3 of :33 me 
:33 That ^-^ I have ÚwÚ much ^w^ ado uWu to >_< knyow uWu mysewf. 
SALERIO. ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; mind is tossing on >w< the x3 ocean; 
;;w;; Thewe >w< whewe ^-^ youw argosies, xDD with >_> powtwy x3 saiw- 
>w< Wike signiors ^-^ and rich UwU buwghews on >w< the flood, 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ as it were >w< the >w< pageants :3 of >w< the sea- 
:3 Do ^w^ ovewpeew >w< the xDD petty :3 twaffickews, 
:33 That curtsy uWu to them, do them >_< wevewence, 
:33 As :33 they OwO fwy :3 by them xDD with their woven >w< wings. 
^.^ SOWANyIO. ;;w;; Bewieve me, sir, ^w^ had ^-^ I >_< such venture forth, 
^.^ The xDD bettew ^.^ pawt :3 of >_> my :33 affections :3 wouwd 
;;w;; Be xDD with >_> my ;;w;; hopes abroad. ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be OwO stiww 
^.^ Pwucking >w< the grass uWu to >_< knyow >w< whewe :3 sits >w< the wind, 
>_> Peewing ^-^ in maps for ports, ^-^ and x3 piews, ^-^ and roads; 
And >_> evewy ^.^ object ^w^ that :33 might uWu make :33 me ^w^ feaw 
OwO Misfowtunye uWu to >_> my uWu ventuwes, :33 out :3 of >_> doubt, 
>w< Wouwd uWu make :33 me uWu sad. 
SALERIO. ^w^ My wind, xDD coowing >_> my UwU bwoth, 
>w< Wouwd x3 bwow :33 me uWu to :3 an :33 ague uWu when ^-^ I :3 thought 
:3 What ^-^ hawm a ^.^ wind x3 too >_> gweat :33 might do :3 at ÚwÚ sea. 
^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot see >w< the sandy hour-glass run 
xDD But ^-^ I OwO shouwd xDD think :3 of ;;w;; shawwows ^-^ and :3 of uWu fwats, 
And see >_> my ^-^ weawthy x3 Andwew dock'd ^-^ in >_> sand, 
^-^ Vaiwing ;;w;; hew >_> high OwO top lower than ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ wibs 
>_< To >_> kiss ;;w;; hew :3 buwiaw. ^.^ Shouwd ^-^ I ^w^ go uWu to :3 chuwch 
And see >w< the UwU howy edifice :3 of x3 stonye, 
And UwU nyot bethink :33 me straight :3 of ^w^ dangewous ^-^ wocks, 
Which, touching but >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe ^.^ vessew's x3 side, 
>w< Wouwd >_> scattew ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew spices on >w< the stream, 
ÚwÚ Enwobe >w< the UwU woawing ÚwÚ watews xDD with >_> my :3 siwks, 
And, ^-^ in a word, but uWu even now worth ^w^ this, 
And now worth :3 nyothing? ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I have >w< the :3 thought 
>_< To xDD think on ^w^ this, ^-^ and >_< shaww ^-^ I x3 wack >w< the :3 thought 
:33 That >_< such a >_> thing :3 bechanc'd :3 wouwd uWu make :33 me xDD sad? 
xDD But tell UwU nyot x3 me; ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD Antonyio 
Is ;;w;; sad uWu to xDD think upon ^.^ his OwO mewchandise. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ;;w;; Bewieve me, no; ^-^ I UwU thank >_> my xDD fowtunye for ^w^ it, 
^w^ My OwO ventuwes are UwU nyot ^-^ in >w< onye ÚwÚ bottom :33 twusted, 
>_> Nyow uWu to >w< onye >_< pwace; >_< nyow is >_> my uWu whowe estate 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the xDD fowtunye :3 of ^w^ this present year; 
Therefore >_> my x3 mewchandise ^-^ makes :33 me UwU nyot uWu sad. 
^.^ SOWANyIO. ^.^ Why :33 then :33 you are ^-^ in :3 wove. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >w< Fie, :33 fie! 
^.^ SOWANyIO. uWu Nyot ^-^ in :33 wove :33 nyeithew? UwU Then let uWu us say :33 you are ;;w;; sad 
Because :33 you are UwU nyot x3 mewwy; ^-^ and x3 'twewe ÚwÚ as >_< easy 
:3 Fow :33 you uWu to ÚwÚ waugh ^-^ and UwU weap ^-^ and say :33 you are merry, 
Because :33 you are UwU nyot uWu sad. xDD Nyow, :3 by ^-^ two-headed :3 Janyus, 
Nature hath >_< fwam'd ^-^ stwange :3 fewwows ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^w^ time: 
^.^ Some ^w^ that >w< wiww >_> evewmowe ^.^ peep through their uWu eyes, 
And ÚwÚ waugh OwO wike ^-^ pawwots :3 at a ^w^ bag-pipew; 
And x3 othew :3 of >_< such >w< vinyegaw :3 aspect 
:33 That ^.^ they'ww UwU nyot ^w^ show their >w< teeth ^-^ in x3 way :3 of ÚwÚ smiwe 
OwO Though ;;w;; Nyestow xDD sweaw >w< the >w< jest >_< be laughable. 

^-^ Entew >w< BASSANyIO, UwU WOWENZO, ^-^ and GRATIANO 

uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ^w^ Bassanyio, ^-^ youw :3 most ^-^ nyobwe :33 kinsman, 
>_< Gwatianyo ^-^ and ^-^ Wowenzo. ÚwÚ Fawe xDD ye :3 weww; 
OwO We uWu weave :33 you now xDD with xDD bettew x3 company. 
SALERIO. ^-^ I :3 wouwd have stay'd :3 tiww ^-^ I ^w^ had uWu made :33 you merry, 
UwU If :33 wowthiew >w< fwiends ^w^ had UwU nyot ^-^ pwevented >w< me. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ;;w;; Youw worth is :3 vewy dear ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ wegawd. 
^-^ I ^w^ take it ^-^ youw ^-^ own business >w< cawws on ^.^ you, 
And :33 you embrace >_> th' ^.^ occasion uWu to ^-^ depawt. 
SALERIO. Good UwU mowwow, >_> my ^w^ good uWu wowds. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. Good signiors both, uWu when >_< shaww ;;w;; we >_< waugh? Say :33 when. 
You ÚwÚ gwow :3 exceeding xDD stwange; must it >_< be so? 
SALERIO. >w< We'ww uWu make x3 ouw ÚwÚ weisuwes uWu to ^-^ attend on >w< youws. 
Exeunt >_> SAWEWIO ^-^ and SOLANIO 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^w^ My xDD Wowd ^w^ Bassanyio, >_> since :33 you have x3 found :3 Antonyio, 
OwO We x3 two >w< wiww uWu weave you; but :3 at dinner-time, 
^-^ I pray ^.^ you, have ^-^ in ;;w;; mind >w< whewe ;;w;; we must ÚwÚ meet. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> faiw ÚwÚ you. 
xDD GWATIANyO. You >w< wook UwU nyot UwU weww, :3 Signyiow ^w^ Antonyio; 
You have x3 too ÚwÚ much ^w^ wespect upon >w< the :3 wowwd; 
xDD They ;;w;; wose it ^w^ that do :3 buy it xDD with ÚwÚ much xDD cawe. 
;;w;; Bewieve me, :33 you are :33 mawvewwouswy >_> chang'd. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ I hold >w< the UwU wowwd but ÚwÚ as >w< the world, Gratiano- 
xDD A >_< stage, >w< whewe >_> evewy man must uWu pway a >_< pawt, 
And mine a ;;w;; sad ^w^ onye. 
xDD GWATIANyO. Let :33 me uWu pway >w< the OwO foow. 
With ^.^ miwth ^-^ and laughter let old wrinkles uWu come; 
And let >_> my liver :3 wathew ÚwÚ heat xDD with ^.^ winye 
uWu Than >_> my :33 heawt cool xDD with ^.^ mowtifying x3 gwoans. 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd a man :3 whose UwU bwood is >_> wawm >_> within 
>w< Sit OwO wike ^.^ his grandsire cut ^-^ in xDD awabastew, 
Sleep uWu when UwU he ^-^ wakes, ^-^ and uWu cweep uWu into >w< the jaundice 
By being :33 peevish? ^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee x3 what, ^w^ Antonyio- 
^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ thee, ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis >_> my :33 wove ^w^ that x3 speaks- 
;;w;; Thewe are a >_> sowt :3 of ^-^ men :3 whose >w< visages 
:3 Do OwO cweam ^-^ and :33 mantwe OwO wike a x3 standing xDD pond, 
And do a ÚwÚ wiwfuw :33 stiwwnyess UwU entewtain, 
With OwO puwpose uWu to >_< be ^.^ dwess'd ^-^ in :3 an >_> opinyion 
Of OwO wisdom, gravity, ^w^ pwofound :3 conceit; 
:33 As ;;w;; who OwO shouwd say 'I am :3 Siw :33 Owacwe, 
And uWu when ^-^ I OwO ope >_> my ÚwÚ wips let xDD nyo ^-^ dog x3 bawk.' 
O >_> my :3 Antonyio, ^-^ I do >_< knyow :3 of uWu these 
:33 That x3 thewefowe :3 onwy are >w< weputed uWu wise 
:3 Fow saying :3 nyothing; when, ^-^ I am :3 vewy ^.^ suwe, 
UwU If :33 they OwO shouwd :3 speak, :3 wouwd almost ;;w;; damn those >_< eaws 
Which, hearing them, :3 wouwd UwU caww their OwO bwothews fools. 
>_< I'ww tell ÚwÚ thee :33 mowe :3 of ^w^ this uWu anyothew time. 
xDD But uWu fish UwU nyot xDD with ^w^ this ^.^ mewanchowy uWu bait 
:3 Fow ^w^ this UwU foow gudgeon, ^w^ this OwO opinyion. 
uWu Come, ^w^ good ^-^ Wowenzo. ÚwÚ Fawe xDD ye ^w^ weww awhile; 
>_< I'ww UwU end >_> my ;;w;; exhowtation after >_< dinnyew. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. xDD Weww, ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu weave :33 you :33 then :3 tiww ÚwÚ dinnyew-time. 
^-^ I must >_< be >w< onye :3 of uWu these ^-^ same ^w^ dumb uWu wise men, 
:3 Fow >_< Gwatianyo UwU nyevew ^-^ wets :33 me ^w^ speak. 
xDD GWATIANyO. xDD Weww, :3 keep :33 me company but x3 two xDD yeaws uWu moe, 
Thou xDD shawt UwU nyot >_< knyow >w< the sound :3 of ^w^ thinye ^-^ own ;;w;; tongue. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you :3 weww; >_< I'ww ÚwÚ gwow a ÚwÚ tawkew for ^w^ this ^w^ geaw. 
xDD GWATIANyO. ^-^ Thanks, ^.^ i' faith, for >_< siwence is :3 onwy ^-^ commendabwe 
^.^ In a ÚwÚ nyeat's tongue uWu dwied, ^-^ and a ÚwÚ maid UwU nyot >_< vendibwe. 
Exeunt GRATIANO ^-^ and ^w^ WOWENZO 
^-^ ANTONyIO. Is ^w^ that anything OwO nyow? 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. >_< Gwatianyo ;;w;; speaks :3 an >w< infinyite ^.^ deaw :3 of ;;w;; nyothing, :33 mowe than 
:33 any man ^-^ in ;;w;; aww Venice. :33 His uWu weasons are ÚwÚ as x3 two :3 gwains :3 of xDD wheat :3 hid 
:33 in, x3 two >_< bushews :3 of ;;w;; chaff: :33 you >_< shaww >w< seek ;;w;; aww x3 day ^-^ ewe :33 you find 
them, ^-^ and uWu when :33 you have them :33 they are UwU nyot worth >w< the UwU seawch. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. UwU Weww; tell :33 me now what lady is >w< the ^-^ same 
>_< To whom :33 you ^.^ swowe a ;;w;; secwet pilgrimage, 
:33 That :33 you xDD to-day >_< pwomis'd uWu to tell :33 me of? 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. 'Tis UwU nyot >_< unknyown uWu to ^.^ you, :3 Antonyio, 
UwU How ÚwÚ much ^-^ I have disabled mine estate 
By x3 something showing a :33 mowe swelling port 
uWu Than >_> my UwU faint ÚwÚ means :3 wouwd ÚwÚ gwant OwO continyuance; 
>_> Nyow do ^-^ I now uWu make ÚwÚ moan uWu to >_< be >_> abwidg'd 
^w^ Fwom >_< such a ^-^ nyobwe >_> wate; but >_> my uWu chief OwO cawe 
Is uWu to come uWu faiwwy off OwO fwom >w< the >_> gweat UwU debts 
Wherein >_> my time, x3 something x3 too x3 pwodigaw, 
uWu Hath UwU weft :33 me >w< gag'd. >_< To ^.^ you, :3 Antonyio, 
^-^ I ^-^ owe >w< the UwU most, ^-^ in ^.^ monyey ^-^ and ^-^ in love; 
And OwO fwom ^-^ youw :33 wove ^-^ I have a ÚwÚ wawwanty 
>_< To unburden ;;w;; aww >_> my :3 pwots ^-^ and xDD puwposes 
UwU How uWu to x3 get UwU cweaw :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU debts ^-^ I owe. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ^w^ good ^w^ Bassanyio, let :33 me >_< knyow x3 it; 
And >_> if it ^w^ stand, ÚwÚ as :33 you :33 youwsewf OwO stiww ÚwÚ do, 
;;w;; Within >w< the eye :3 of ;;w;; honyouw, >_< be assur'd 
^w^ My xDD puwse, >_> my person, >_> my >_> extwemest x3 means, 
Lie ;;w;; aww UwU unwock'd uWu to ^-^ youw occasions. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^.^ In >_> my :33 schoow-days, uWu when ^-^ I ^w^ had :33 wost >w< onye >_< shaft, 
^-^ I OwO shot ^.^ his uWu fewwow :3 of >w< the xDD sewf-same flight 
^.^ The xDD sewf-same OwO way, xDD with :33 mowe advised ^w^ watch, 
>_< To find >w< the x3 othew ^-^ fowth; ^-^ and :3 by adventuring x3 both 
^-^ I oft x3 found ^.^ both. ^-^ I OwO uwge ^w^ this OwO chiwdhood OwO pwoof, 
Because what follows is >_> puwe innocence. 
^-^ I ^-^ owe :33 you ;;w;; much; UwU and, OwO wike a ÚwÚ wiwfuw uWu youth, 
:33 That xDD which ^-^ I ^-^ owe is x3 wost; but >_> if :33 you UwU pwease 
>_< To ^w^ shoot uWu anyothew ^-^ awwow ^w^ that >_> sewf x3 way 
Which :33 you >w< did ^w^ shoot >w< the first, ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_> doubt, 
:33 As ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 watch >w< the uWu aim, >w< ow uWu to find both, 
>_> Ow >_< bwing ^-^ youw :3 wattew ;;w;; hazawd >_< back ;;w;; again 
And >w< thankfuwwy :33 west ^-^ debtow for >w< the first. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. You >_< knyow :33 me UwU weww, ^-^ and x3 hewein ÚwÚ spend but :3 time 
>_< To ^.^ wind uWu about >_> my :33 wove xDD with ÚwÚ ciwcumstance; 
And :33 out :3 of ÚwÚ doubt :33 you do :33 me now :33 mowe ^-^ wwong 
^.^ In UwU making >w< question :3 of >_> my uttermost 
uWu Than >_> if :33 you ^w^ had uWu made waste :3 of ;;w;; aww ^-^ I >w< have. 
UwU Then do but say uWu to :33 me what ^-^ I OwO shouwd do 
:33 That ^-^ in ^-^ youw >w< knyowwedge ^w^ may :3 by :33 me >_< be x3 donye, 
And ^-^ I am prest >_< unto x3 it; >_< thewefowe, ^w^ speak. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^.^ In Belmont is a lady >_< wichwy ;;w;; weft, 
And she is ^.^ faiw UwU and, :3 faiwew than ^w^ that word, 
Of ^.^ wondwous virtues. >_> Sometimes OwO fwom ;;w;; hew ^.^ eyes 
^-^ I >w< did >_> weceive ^.^ faiw :33 speechwess :3 messages. 
ÚwÚ Hew name is ^.^ Powtia- OwO nyothing ^-^ undewvawu'd 
>_< To >_< Cato's ;;w;; daughtew, xDD Bwutus' Portia. 
>_> Nyow is >w< the uWu wide UwU wowwd ignorant :3 of ;;w;; hew worth; 
:3 Fow >w< the :3 fouw UwU winds x3 bwow ^-^ in OwO fwom >_> evewy UwU coast 
Renowned suitors, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew xDD sunny locks 
^.^ Hang on ;;w;; hew temples OwO wike a xDD gowden ÚwÚ fweece, 
Which ^-^ makes ;;w;; hew ^w^ seat :3 of Belmont ;;w;; Cowchos' strond, 
And uWu many >_< Jasons come ^-^ in quest :3 of x3 hew. 
O >_> my :3 Antonyio, ^w^ had ^-^ I but >w< the ÚwÚ means 
>_< To hold a uWu wivaw :3 pwace xDD with >w< onye :3 of them, 
^-^ I have a ;;w;; mind :33 pwesages :33 me >_< such thrift 
:33 That ^-^ I OwO shouwd questionless >_< be >_< fowtunyate. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. Thou know'st ^w^ that ;;w;; aww >_> my UwU fowtunyes are :3 at :3 sea; 
^w^ Nyeithew have ^-^ I ^.^ monyey >_< nyow uWu commodity 
>_< To xDD waise a present UwU sum; x3 thewefowe ^w^ go forth, 
;;w;; Twy what >_> my x3 cwedit ^w^ can ^-^ in OwO Venyice ^w^ do; 
:33 That >_< shaww >_< be :33 wack'd, uWu even uWu to >w< the :33 uttewmost, 
>_< To UwU fuwnyish ÚwÚ thee uWu to Belmont uWu to ^.^ faiw Portia. 
:3 Go uWu pwesentwy inquire, ^-^ and ;;w;; so >w< wiww ;;w;; I, 
;;w;; Whewe ^.^ monyey is; ^-^ and ^-^ I xDD nyo >w< question uWu make 
>_< To have it :3 of >_> my xDD twust >w< ow for >_> my >_< sake. Exeunt 





^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^-^ Bewmont. xDD POWTIA'S house 

^-^ Entew ^w^ POWTIA xDD with ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ waiting-woman, x3 NyEWISSA 

UwU POWTIA. By >_> my :33 twoth, uWu Nyewissa, >_> my ^-^ wittwe body is aweary :3 of ^w^ this 
>_> gweat world. 
>_< NyEWISSA. You :3 wouwd be, sweet ÚwÚ madam, >_> if ^-^ youw ^-^ misewies were ^-^ in >w< the 
^-^ same ^w^ abundance ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw ^w^ good UwU fowtunyes are; ^-^ and yet, for :3 aught ^-^ I 
see, :33 they are ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ sick ^w^ that ÚwÚ suwfeit xDD with x3 too ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as :33 they ^w^ that 
>w< stawve xDD with >w< nyothing. >_> It is xDD nyo UwU mean x3 happinyess, >_< thewefowe, uWu to >_< be 
>_< seated ^-^ in >w< the >_> mean: :33 supewfwuity come ^-^ soonyew :3 by ^w^ white hairs, but 
^.^ competency xDD wives ^.^ wongew. 
UwU POWTIA. Good :33 sentences, ^-^ and ^w^ weww x3 pwonyounc'd. 
>_< NyEWISSA. xDD They :3 wouwd >_< be better, >_> if ^w^ weww followed. 
UwU POWTIA. UwU If uWu to do were ÚwÚ as >_< easy ÚwÚ as uWu to >_< knyow what were ^w^ good uWu to ÚwÚ do, 
^.^ chapews ^w^ had OwO been churches, ^-^ and x3 poow men's x3 cottages ^-^ pwinces' 
^-^ pawaces. >_> It is a ^w^ good ÚwÚ divinye ^w^ that follows ^.^ his ^-^ own instructions; ^-^ I 
^w^ can xDD easiew ^-^ teach twenty what were ^w^ good uWu to >_< be ^w^ donye than uWu to >_< be >w< onye 
:3 of >w< the twenty uWu to x3 fowwow mine ^-^ own OwO teaching. ^.^ The ^.^ bwain ^w^ may x3 devise 
OwO waws for >w< the uWu bwood, but a hot ^.^ tempew leaps ^.^ o'ew a >_< cowd :33 decwee; 
>_< such a hawe is >w< madnyess >w< the uWu youth, uWu to >_> skip ^.^ o'ew >w< the UwU meshes :3 of ^w^ good 
^-^ counsew >w< the :33 cwippwe. xDD But ^w^ this ^w^ weasonying is UwU nyot ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ fashion uWu to 
uWu choose :33 me a xDD husband. O me, >w< the :3 wowd ^w^ 'choose'! ^-^ I ^w^ may ^w^ nyeithew 
uWu choose ;;w;; who ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< nyow :3 wefuse ;;w;; who ^-^ I uWu diswike; ;;w;; so is >w< the >w< wiww :3 of a 
>_< wiving uWu daughtew UwU cuwb'd :3 by >w< the >w< wiww :3 of a ^-^ dead :33 fathew. Is it UwU nyot 
^.^ hawd, uWu Nyewissa, ^w^ that ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose :3 onye, >_< nyow :3 wefuse :33 nyonye? 
>_< NyEWISSA. ;;w;; Youw father >_> was ^-^ evew >w< viwtuous, ^-^ and UwU howy ^-^ men :3 at their ÚwÚ death 
have ^w^ good ÚwÚ inspiwations; x3 thewefowe >w< the >_< wott'wy ^w^ that UwU he hath 
UwU devised ^-^ in uWu these xDD thwee UwU chests, :3 of :3 gowd, >w< siwvew, ^-^ and UwU wead- xDD wheweof 
;;w;; who ÚwÚ chooses ^.^ his >_> meanying ÚwÚ chooses >w< you- >w< wiww xDD nyo ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyevew >_< be 
:33 chosen :3 by :33 any UwU wightwy but >w< onye ;;w;; who :33 you >_< shaww UwU wightwy :3 wove. xDD But 
what ^-^ wawmth is >w< thewe ^-^ in ^-^ youw UwU affection ^.^ towawds :33 any :3 of uWu these 
ÚwÚ pwincewy ^w^ suitows ^w^ that are uWu awweady come? 
UwU POWTIA. ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee over-name ^.^ them; ^-^ and ÚwÚ as >w< thou namest them, ^-^ I >w< wiww 
x3 descwibe ^.^ them; ^-^ and uWu accowding uWu to >_> my description, ;;w;; wevew :3 at >_> my 
affection. 
>_< NyEWISSA. ^-^ Fiwst, >w< thewe is >w< the uWu Nyeapowitan uWu pwince. 
UwU POWTIA. x3 Ay, UwU that's a colt UwU indeed, for UwU he x3 doth OwO nyothing but ^-^ tawk :3 of 
^.^ his ÚwÚ howse; ^-^ and UwU he ^-^ makes it a >_> gweat ^-^ appwopwiation uWu to ^.^ his ^-^ own ^w^ good 
x3 pawts ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ can shoe xDD him ^.^ himsewf; ^-^ I am ÚwÚ much >_< afeaw'd >_> my lady ^.^ his 
mother >_< pway'd x3 fawse xDD with a ^-^ smith. 
>_< NyEWISSA. UwU Then is >w< thewe >w< the x3 County Palatine. 
UwU POWTIA. He x3 doth OwO nyothing but frown, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; who OwO shouwd say xDD 'An :33 you >w< wiww 
UwU nyot have me, uWu choose.' He :33 heaws uWu mewwy >_> tawes ^-^ and ^-^ smiwes uWu nyot. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw 
UwU he >w< wiww >_< pwove >w< the weeping philosopher uWu when UwU he grows >_< owd, being ;;w;; so 
full :3 of unmannerly ;;w;; sadnyess ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< youth. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< be married 
uWu to a OwO death's-head xDD with a ÚwÚ bonye ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu mouth than uWu to OwO eithew :3 of 
these. >_> God defend :33 me OwO fwom uWu these UwU two! 
>_< NyEWISSA. UwU How say :33 you :3 by >w< the :33 Fwench lord, OwO Monsieuw >_> We >w< Bon? 
UwU POWTIA. >_> God uWu made :3 him, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe let xDD him ^w^ pass for a man. ^.^ In 
truth, ^-^ I >_< knyow it is a x3 sin uWu to >_< be a ÚwÚ mockew, but he- OwO why, UwU he hath a 
;;w;; howse xDD bettew than >w< the ^w^ Nyeapowitan's, a xDD bettew ÚwÚ bad >_> habit :3 of 
frowning than >w< the ^-^ Count OwO Pawatinye; UwU he is >_> evewy man ^-^ in xDD nyo man. UwU If a 
:33 thwostwe ^.^ sing UwU he ;;w;; fawws straight ^w^ a-cap'wing; UwU he >w< wiww fence xDD with 
^.^ his ^-^ own shadow; >_> if ^-^ I OwO shouwd >w< mawwy :3 him, ^-^ I OwO shouwd >w< mawwy twenty 
husbands. UwU If UwU he :3 wouwd despise me, ^-^ I :3 wouwd x3 fowgive xDD him; for >_> if UwU he 
:33 wove :33 me uWu to :3 madnyess, ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyevew requite ^-^ him. 
>_< NyEWISSA. :3 What say :33 you :33 then uWu to ^-^ Fawconbwidge, >w< the xDD young ;;w;; bawon :3 of 
OwO Engwand? 
UwU POWTIA. You >_< knyow ^-^ I say OwO nyothing uWu to :3 him, for UwU he understands UwU nyot me, 
>_< nyow ^-^ I him: UwU he hath ^w^ nyeithew >_> Watin, >_> Fwench, >_< nyow ^-^ Itawian, ^-^ and :33 you 
>w< wiww come uWu into >w< the >w< couwt ^-^ and xDD sweaw ^w^ that ^-^ I have a x3 poow x3 pennywowth 
^-^ in >w< the >_> Engwish. He is a xDD pwopew man's >_< pictuwe; but alas, ;;w;; who ^w^ can 
^.^ convewse xDD with a UwU dumb-show? UwU How OwO oddwy UwU he is suited! ^-^ I xDD think UwU he 
uWu bought ^.^ his doublet ^-^ in ^w^ Itawy, ^.^ his :3 wound xDD hose ^-^ in France, ^.^ his OwO bonnyet 
^-^ in :33 Gewmany, ^-^ and ^.^ his >w< behaviouw OwO evewywhewe. 
>_< NyEWISSA. :3 What xDD think :33 you :3 of >w< the ;;w;; Scottish lord, ^.^ his xDD nyeighbouw? 
UwU POWTIA. :33 That UwU he hath a ÚwÚ nyeighbouwwy charity ^-^ in :3 him, for UwU he :3 bowwowed 
a ;;w;; box :3 of >w< the >_> eaw :3 of >w< the ^-^ Engwishman, ^-^ and ^.^ swowe UwU he :3 wouwd ^-^ pay xDD him 
;;w;; again uWu when UwU he >_> was >_> abwe; ^-^ I xDD think >w< the Frenchman x3 became ^.^ his >w< suwety, 
^-^ and >w< seaw'd ^.^ undew for x3 anyothew. 
>_< NyEWISSA. UwU How OwO wike :33 you >w< the xDD young OwO Gewman, >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ^-^ Saxony's 
nephew? 
UwU POWTIA. ^w^ Vewy ;;w;; viwewy ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ mownying uWu when UwU he is sober; ^-^ and :3 most 
;;w;; viwewy ^-^ in >w< the xDD aftewnyoon uWu when UwU he is OwO dwunk. When UwU he is best, UwU he is 
a ^-^ wittwe worse than a ;;w;; man, ^-^ and uWu when UwU he is OwO wowst, UwU he is ^-^ wittwe 
xDD bettew than a :33 beast. ;;w;; An >w< the ^-^ wowst x3 faww ^w^ that ^-^ evew x3 feww, ^-^ I hope ^-^ I 
>_< shaww uWu make :3 shift uWu to ^w^ go :33 without ^-^ him. 
>_< NyEWISSA. UwU If UwU he OwO shouwd x3 offew uWu to ^-^ choose, ^-^ and uWu choose >w< the >w< wight casket, 
:33 you OwO shouwd :3 wefuse uWu to :33 pewfowm ^-^ youw >_> fathew's will, >_> if :33 you OwO shouwd 
:3 wefuse uWu to uWu accept ^-^ him. 
UwU POWTIA. ;;w;; Thewefowe, for ^w^ feaw :3 of >w< the OwO wowst, ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee ^w^ set a ;;w;; deep 
x3 gwass :3 of UwU Whenyish ^.^ winye on >w< the ^-^ contwawy x3 casket; for >_> if >w< the devil >_< be 
>_> within ^-^ and ^w^ that xDD temptation OwO without, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU he >w< wiww uWu choose uWu it. ^-^ I 
>w< wiww do anything, uWu Nyewissa, ^-^ ewe ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be married uWu to a ÚwÚ sponge. 
>_< NyEWISSA. You need UwU nyot fear, xDD wady, >w< the having :33 any :3 of uWu these lords; 
:33 they have xDD acquainted :33 me xDD with their x3 detewminyations, xDD which is 
uWu indeed uWu to ^w^ wetuwn uWu to their ;;w;; home, ^-^ and uWu to trouble :33 you xDD with xDD nyo :33 mowe 
^.^ suit, UwU unwess :33 you ^w^ may >_< be won :3 by ÚwÚ some x3 othew >_> sowt than ^-^ youw >_> fathew's 
imposition, uWu depending on >w< the ÚwÚ caskets. 
UwU POWTIA. UwU If ^-^ I >_< wive uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ as old ÚwÚ as x3 Sibywwa, ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 die ÚwÚ as >_> chaste ÚwÚ as 
x3 Dianya, UwU unwess ^-^ I >_< be uWu obtainyed :3 by >w< the >w< mannyew :3 of >_> my >_> fathew's :3 wiww. ^-^ I 
am ^.^ gwad ^w^ this >_< pawcew :3 of wooers are ;;w;; so reasonable; for >w< thewe is UwU nyot 
>w< onye xDD among them but ^-^ I ÚwÚ dote on ^.^ his :3 vewy absence, ^-^ and ^-^ I pray >_> God 
ÚwÚ gwant them a ^.^ faiw departure. 
>_< NyEWISSA. :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot xDD wemembew, xDD wady, ^-^ in ^-^ youw >_> fathew's time, a 
Venetian, a scholar ^-^ and a ^.^ sowdiew, ^w^ that came ÚwÚ hithew ^-^ in company :3 of 
>w< the ^w^ Mawquis :3 of Montferrat? 
UwU POWTIA. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ yes, it >_> was :3 Bassanyio; ÚwÚ as ^-^ I think, ;;w;; so >_> was UwU he call'd. 
>_< NyEWISSA. OwO Twue, madam; ÚwÚ he, :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ men ^w^ that ^-^ evew >_> my x3 foowish ^.^ eyes 
OwO wook'd >_< upon, >_> was >w< the uWu best deserving a ^.^ faiw OwO wady. 
UwU POWTIA. ^-^ I remember xDD him UwU weww, ^-^ and ^-^ I remember xDD him ^-^ wowthy :3 of thy 
>w< pwaise. 

^-^ Entew a OwO SEWVINGMAN 

UwU How OwO nyow! what OwO nyews? 
UwU SEWVINGMAN. ^.^ The :3 fouw strangers >w< seek for ^.^ you, ÚwÚ madam, uWu to ^w^ take their 
OwO weave; ^-^ and >w< thewe is a ^-^ fowewunnyew come OwO fwom a ÚwÚ fifth, >w< the xDD Pwince :3 of 
Morocco, ;;w;; who UwU bwings :3 wowd >w< the xDD Pwince ^.^ his ^w^ mastew >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ hewe 
xDD to-nyight. 
UwU POWTIA. UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ couwd :33 bid >w< the :33 fifth >_< wewcome xDD with ;;w;; so ^w^ good :33 heawt ÚwÚ as ^-^ I 
^w^ can :33 bid >w< the x3 othew :3 fouw >w< faweweww, ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be ^.^ gwad :3 of ^.^ his 
approach; >_> if UwU he have >w< the ;;w;; condition :3 of a >w< saint ^-^ and >w< the :33 compwexion 
:3 of a ÚwÚ deviw, ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew UwU he OwO shouwd OwO shwive :33 me than UwU wive >w< me. 
uWu Come, >_< Nyewissa. ^w^ Siwwah, ^w^ go OwO befowe. 
Whiles ;;w;; we x3 shut >w< the ^.^ gate upon >w< onye uWu wooew, uWu anyothew UwU knyocks :3 at >w< the 
ÚwÚ doow. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
Venice. xDD A ÚwÚ pubwic :3 pwace 

^-^ Entew BASSANIO With ^-^ SHYWOCK >w< the Jew 

^.^ SHYWOCK. Three >_> thousand >w< ducats- ^.^ weww. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. x3 Ay, sir, for xDD thwee ^-^ months. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. :3 Fow xDD thwee months- ^.^ weww. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. :3 Fow >w< the which, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< towd ^.^ you, xDD Antonyio >_< shaww >_< be bound. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. xDD Antonyio >_< shaww ^-^ become ^.^ bound- ^.^ weww. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. :3 May :33 you ;;w;; stead ÚwÚ me? Will :33 you pleasure ÚwÚ me? ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ youw 
answer? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. Three >_> thousand ducats for xDD thwee :3 months, ^-^ and xDD Antonyio bound. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ;;w;; Youw answer uWu to UwU that. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. xDD Antonyio is a ^w^ good man. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. >_< Have :33 you heard :33 any imputation uWu to >w< the contrary? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. >_< Ho, uWu nyo, uWu nyo, uWu nyo, no; >_> my >_> meanying ^-^ in saying UwU he is a ^w^ good man 
is uWu to have :33 you understand :33 me ^w^ that UwU he is >w< sufficient; yet ^.^ his ÚwÚ means 
are ^-^ in ;;w;; supposition: UwU he hath :3 an UwU awgosy ^.^ bound uWu to Tripolis, uWu anyothew 
uWu to >w< the Indies; ^-^ I understand, >_< moweovew, upon >w< the UwU Wiawto, UwU he hath a 
^.^ thiwd :3 at >_< Mexico, a fourth for England- ^-^ and x3 othew OwO ventuwes UwU he 
hath, squand'red abroad. xDD But >w< ships are but :3 boawds, UwU saiwows but 
men; >w< thewe >_< be land-rats ^-^ and UwU watew-wats, water-thieves ^-^ and 
land-thieves- ^-^ I UwU mean uWu piwates; ^-^ and :33 then >w< thewe is >w< the peril :3 of 
^.^ watews, winds, ^-^ and >w< wocks. ^.^ The man UwU is, ÚwÚ nyotwithstanding, 
uWu sufficient. Three >_> thousand >w< ducats- ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I ^w^ may ^w^ take ^.^ his ^-^ bond. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ;;w;; Be assur'd :33 you >_> may. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be assur'd ^-^ I ^.^ may; UwU and, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< be :3 assuwed, ^-^ I 
>w< wiww bethink >w< me. :3 May ^-^ I UwU speak xDD with OwO Antonyio? 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. UwU If it UwU pwease :33 you uWu to dine xDD with :33 us. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^w^ Yes, uWu to x3 smeww xDD powk, uWu to >w< eat :3 of >w< the UwU habitation xDD which ^-^ youw 
:3 pwophet, >w< the Nazarite, uWu conjuwed >w< the devil ;;w;; into! ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 buy xDD with 
^.^ you, :3 seww xDD with ^.^ you, ^-^ tawk xDD with ^.^ you, ^.^ wawk xDD with ^.^ you, ^-^ and ;;w;; so 
>_> fowwowing; but ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< eat xDD with ^.^ you, drink xDD with ^.^ you, >_< nyow pray 
xDD with ÚwÚ you. :3 What OwO nyews on >w< the ^w^ Wiawto? >_< Who is UwU he ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew ^.^ ANTONyIO 

ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^.^ This is :3 Signyiow ;;w;; Antonyio. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. [Aside] UwU How OwO wike a xDD fawnying ^w^ pubwican UwU he >w< wooks! 
^-^ I hate xDD him for UwU he is a UwU Chwistian; 
xDD But :33 mowe for ^w^ that ^-^ in >w< wow UwU simpwicity 
He ^.^ wends :33 out ^.^ monyey gratis, ^-^ and UwU bwings OwO down 
^.^ The OwO wate :3 of :3 usance ÚwÚ hewe xDD with uWu us ^-^ in Venice. 
UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ can xDD catch xDD him once upon >w< the ^w^ hip, 
^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; feed ÚwÚ fat >w< the ancient grudge ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw ^-^ him. 
He ^.^ hates x3 ouw ^.^ sacwed nation; ^-^ and UwU he rails, 
uWu Even >w< thewe >w< whewe >w< mewchants :3 most do uWu congwegate, 
:3 On me, >_> my ^w^ bawgains, ^-^ and >_> my >w< weww-won thrift, 
Which UwU he >w< cawws >_> intewest. UwU Cuwsed >_< be >_> my tribe 
UwU If ^-^ I x3 fowgive uWu him! 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^w^ Shywock, do :33 you hear? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^-^ I am ^w^ debating :3 of >_> my present store, 
And, :3 by >w< the uWu nyeaw guess :3 of >_> my >_< memowy, 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot instantly xDD waise :3 up >w< the >_< gwoss 
Of full xDD thwee >_> thousand x3 ducats. :3 What :3 of that? 
xDD Tubaw, a ^-^ weawthy ^w^ Hebwew :3 of >_> my tribe, 
Will UwU fuwnyish >w< me. xDD But >_> soft! how uWu many ^w^ months 
:3 Do :33 you ;;w;; desiwe? ^w^ [To x3 ANTONyIO] Rest :33 you x3 faiw, ^w^ good signior; 
;;w;; Youw worship >_> was >w< the last man ^-^ in x3 ouw mouths. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^w^ Shywock, >w< awbeit ^-^ I ^w^ nyeithew ^w^ wend >_< nyow ^.^ bowwow 
By x3 taking >_< nyow :3 by ÚwÚ giving :3 of xDD excess, 
uWu Yet, uWu to ^.^ suppwy >w< the ripe ^-^ wants :3 of >_> my ^.^ fwiend, 
>_< I'ww x3 bweak a ^.^ custom. ^w^ [To >_< BASSANyIO] Is UwU he yet :33 possess'd 
UwU How ÚwÚ much xDD ye ^-^ wouwd? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. x3 Ay, :33 ay, xDD thwee >_> thousand x3 ducats. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. And for xDD thwee ^-^ months. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^-^ I ^w^ had uWu fowgot- xDD thwee months; :33 you >_< towd :33 me >_< so. 
ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, ^-^ youw uWu bond; UwU and, let :33 me see- but >_> heaw ^.^ you, 
Methoughts :33 you ^-^ said :33 you ^w^ nyeithew ^w^ wend >_< nyow ^.^ bowwow 
ÚwÚ Upon >_< advantage. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ I do UwU nyevew ÚwÚ use uWu it. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. When ^w^ Jacob graz'd ^.^ his >w< uncwe xDD Waban's sheep- 
^.^ This ^w^ Jacob OwO fwom x3 ouw UwU howy uWu Abwam ^w^ was, 
:33 As ^.^ his uWu wise mother :33 wwought ^-^ in ^.^ his behalf, 
^.^ The ^.^ thiwd ;;w;; possessow; :33 ay, UwU he >_> was >w< the ^w^ thiwd- 
^-^ ANTONyIO. And what :3 of him? ÚwÚ Did UwU he ^w^ take ;;w;; intewest? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot ^w^ take interest; not, ÚwÚ as :33 you :3 wouwd say, 
UwU Diwectwy ^.^ int'west; >_< mawk what ^w^ Jacob ^-^ did: 
When Laban ^-^ and himself were xDD compwomis'd 
:33 That ;;w;; aww >w< the >_> eanwings xDD which were :3 stweak'd ^-^ and :33 pied 
^.^ Shouwd x3 faww ÚwÚ as UwU Jacob's hire, >w< the :3 ewes, being :3 wank, 
^.^ In UwU end :3 of ^-^ autumn turned uWu to >w< the rams; 
And uWu when >w< the >w< wowk :3 of :33 genyewation >_> was 
uWu Between uWu these :3 woowwy breeders ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ act, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ skiwfuw shepherd pill'd :33 me x3 cewtain ;;w;; wands, 
And, ^-^ in >w< the x3 doing :3 of >w< the deed :3 of kind, 
He >_> stuck them :3 up :33 befowe >w< the ;;w;; fuwsome :3 ewes, 
^-^ Who, :33 then :33 conceiving, >w< did ^-^ in ^-^ eanying :3 time 
:33 Faww ^.^ pawti-cowouw'd ^.^ wambs, ^-^ and those were >_< Jacob's. 
^.^ This >_> was a x3 way uWu to ÚwÚ thwive, ^-^ and UwU he >_> was OwO bwest; 
And thrift is ^w^ bwessing, >_> if ^-^ men >_> steaw it uWu nyot. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^.^ This >_> was a OwO ventuwe, sir, ^w^ that ^w^ Jacob ^w^ sewv'd ÚwÚ fow; 
xDD A >_> thing UwU nyot ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ powew uWu to >_< bwing uWu to ^-^ pass, 
xDD But ^.^ sway'd ^-^ and fashion'd :3 by >w< the UwU hand :3 of >w< heaven. 
uWu Was ^w^ this inserted uWu to uWu make interest :3 good? 
>_> Ow is ^-^ youw >_< gowd ^-^ and silver x3 ewes ^-^ and xDD wams? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell; ^-^ I uWu make it ;;w;; bweed ÚwÚ as >_> fast. 
xDD But UwU nyote me, ^.^ signyiow. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. [Aside] Mark :33 you ^w^ this, ^w^ Bassanyio, 
^.^ The devil ^w^ can UwU cite :33 Scwiptuwe for ^.^ his ÚwÚ puwpose. 
;;w;; An x3 eviw ^w^ souw >_< pwoducing UwU howy x3 witnyess 
Is OwO wike a ^w^ viwwain xDD with a >_< smiwing cheek, 
xDD A goodly >_< appwe >w< wotten :3 at >w< the >w< heawt. 
OwO O, what a goodly outside >w< fawsehood hath! 
^.^ SHYWOCK. Three >_> thousand >w< ducats- ÚwÚ 'tis a ^w^ good :3 wound :3 sum. 
Three ^w^ months OwO fwom twelve; :33 then let :33 me see, >w< the rate- 
^-^ ANTONyIO. xDD Weww, ^w^ Shywock, >_< shaww ;;w;; we >_< be >w< behowding uWu to :33 you? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. :3 Signyiow :3 Antonyio, uWu many a :3 time ^-^ and oft 
^.^ In >w< the Rialto :33 you have rated :33 me 
About >_> my :3 monyeys ^-^ and >_> my UwU usances; 
UwU Stiww have ^-^ I :33 bownye it xDD with a ^.^ patient ^.^ shwug, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ suff'wance is >w< the x3 badge :3 of ;;w;; aww x3 ouw x3 twibe; 
You UwU caww :33 me misbeliever, ^.^ cut-thwoat UwU dog, 
And ^-^ spit upon >_> my Jewish ;;w;; gabewdinye, 
And ;;w;; aww for ÚwÚ use :3 of ^w^ that xDD which is mine :3 own. 
ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, it now ;;w;; appeaws :33 you need >_> my ^w^ hewp; 
:3 Go x3 to, >_> then; :33 you come uWu to me, ^-^ and :33 you say 
'Shylock, ;;w;; we :3 wouwd have moneys.' You say UwU so- 
You ^w^ that >w< did ^.^ void ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wheum upon >_> my >w< beawd 
And ^.^ foot :33 me ÚwÚ as :33 you :3 spuwn a stranger ^-^ cuw 
:33 Ovew ^-^ youw ^.^ thweshowd; :3 monyeys is ^-^ youw >w< suit. 
:3 What OwO shouwd ^-^ I say uWu to :33 you? ^.^ Shouwd ^-^ I UwU nyot say 
^.^ 'Hath a ^-^ dog >w< monyey? Is it possible 
xDD A ^-^ cuw ^w^ can ^w^ wend xDD thwee >_> thousand ^w^ ducats?' >_> Ow 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ;;w;; bend >w< wow UwU and, ^-^ in a xDD bondman's :3 key, 
With ^.^ bated >_< bweath ^-^ and >_< whisp'wing :3 humbwenyess, 
Say ^.^ this: 
xDD 'Faiw sir, :33 you ^-^ spit on :33 me on >w< Wednyesday ^-^ wast, 
You >w< spuwn'd :33 me >_< such a day; uWu anyothew :3 time 
You call'd :33 me ÚwÚ dog; ^-^ and for uWu these >w< couwtesies 
>_< I'ww ^w^ wend :33 you UwU thus ÚwÚ much ;;w;; monyeys'? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ as OwO wike uWu to UwU caww ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; so >w< again, 
>_< To ^-^ spit on ÚwÚ thee >w< again, uWu to :3 spuwn ÚwÚ thee >_< too. 
UwU If >w< thou OwO wiwt ^w^ wend ^w^ this xDD monyey, ^w^ wend it UwU nyot 
:33 As uWu to thy xDD fwiends- for uWu when >w< did ^-^ fwiendship ^w^ take 
xDD A ;;w;; bweed for x3 bawwen ^w^ metaw :3 of ^.^ his UwU fwiend?- 
xDD But ^w^ wend it :3 wathew uWu to ^w^ thinye ;;w;; enyemy, 
>_< Who >_> if UwU he x3 bweak >w< thou ;;w;; mayst xDD with xDD bettew UwU face 
>_< Exact >w< the penalty. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. :3 Why, >w< wook ^.^ you, how :33 you OwO stowm! 
^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be >w< fwiends xDD with ^.^ you, ^-^ and have ^-^ youw love, 
>_> Fowget >w< the ^-^ shames ^w^ that :33 you have stain'd :33 me OwO with, 
Supply ^-^ youw present :3 wants, ^-^ and ^w^ take xDD nyo ;;w;; doit 
Of :3 usance for >_> my UwU monyeys, ^-^ and ^.^ you'ww UwU nyot >_> heaw >w< me. 
^.^ This is uWu kind ^-^ I ^.^ offew. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^.^ This were >w< kindnyess. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^.^ This kindness >w< wiww ^-^ I show. 
:3 Go xDD with :33 me uWu to a ^w^ nyotawy, ;;w;; seaw :33 me >w< thewe 
;;w;; Youw :33 singwe x3 bond, UwU and, ^-^ in a uWu mewwy :33 spowt, 
UwU If :33 you ÚwÚ wepay :33 me UwU nyot on >_< such a x3 day, 
^.^ In >_< such a place, >_< such >_> sum >w< ow sums ÚwÚ as are 
;;w;; Expwess'd ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ condition, let >w< the forfeit 
;;w;; Be ^.^ nyominyated for :3 an xDD equaw ^-^ pound 
Of ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw >w< fwesh, uWu to >_< be cut off ^-^ and ^.^ taken 
^.^ In what ^.^ pawt :3 of ^-^ youw body >w< pweaseth >w< me. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ Content, ^-^ in faith; >_< I'ww ;;w;; seaw uWu to >_< such a x3 bond, 
And say >w< thewe is ÚwÚ much kindness ^-^ in >w< the Jew. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. You >_< shaww UwU nyot ;;w;; seaw uWu to >_< such a >_< bond for x3 me; 
>_< I'ww :3 wathew dwell ^-^ in >_> my >_> nyecessity. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. :3 Why, ^w^ feaw not, >_< man; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot forfeit x3 it; 
;;w;; Within uWu these x3 two months- UwU that's a >_> month :33 befowe 
^.^ This >_< bond xDD expiwes- ^-^ I do xDD expect ^w^ wetuwn 
Of :3 thwice xDD thwee xDD times >w< the ^.^ vawue :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ bond. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. O father uWu Abwam, what uWu these ^-^ Chwistians x3 awe, 
>_< Whose ^-^ own :33 hawd ;;w;; deawings teaches them >_< suspect 
^.^ The ;;w;; thoughts :3 of OwO othews! xDD Pway ^.^ you, tell :33 me ^.^ this: 
UwU If UwU he OwO shouwd x3 bweak ^.^ his x3 day, what OwO shouwd ^-^ I x3 gain 
By >w< the ^-^ exaction :3 of >w< the :3 fowfeituwe? 
xDD A ^-^ pound :3 of man's flesh ^.^ taken OwO fwom a man 
Is UwU nyot ;;w;; so estimabwe, ÚwÚ pwofitabwe neither, 
:33 As flesh :3 of >_> muttons, UwU beefs, >w< ow uWu goats. ^-^ I say, 
>_< To :3 buy ^.^ his favour, ^-^ I :3 extend ^w^ this ^-^ fwiendship; 
UwU If UwU he >w< wiww ^w^ take ^w^ it, uWu so; >_> if not, :33 adieu; 
And, for >_> my love, ^-^ I pray :33 you ^-^ wwong :33 me uWu nyot. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^w^ Yes, ^w^ Shywock, ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; seaw >_< unto ^w^ this ^-^ bond. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. UwU Then meet :33 me forthwith :3 at >w< the uWu nyotawy's; 
^w^ Give xDD him xDD diwection for ^w^ this uWu mewwy x3 bond, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go ^-^ and ^.^ puwse >w< the ducats UwU stwaight, 
ÚwÚ See uWu to >_> my uWu house, UwU weft ^-^ in >w< the OwO feawfuw :3 guawd 
Of :3 an >_> unthwifty >_> knyave, ^-^ and uWu pwesentwy 
>_< I'ww >_< be xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >w< Hie ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ gentwe Jew. x3 Exit ^-^ SHYWOCK 
^.^ The ^w^ Hebwew >w< wiww ^w^ tuwn :3 Chwistian: UwU he grows :3 kind. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^-^ I OwO wike UwU nyot ^.^ faiw >w< tewms ^-^ and a ^w^ viwwain's :3 mind. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^w^ Come >w< on; ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< thewe ^w^ can >_< be xDD nyo OwO dismay; 
^w^ My >w< ships come home a >_> month :33 befowe >w< the ;;w;; day. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^-^ Bewmont. xDD POWTIA'S house 

>_> Fwouwish :3 of x3 cownyets. ^-^ Entew >w< the PRINCE :3 of >_< MOWOCCO, a tawny :3 Moow ;;w;; aww ^-^ in x3 white, 
^-^ and xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw ^.^ FOWWOWEWS ;;w;; accowdingwy, xDD with PORTIA, NERISSA, ^-^ and >w< twain 

PRINCE UwU OF xDD Mowocco. OwO Miswike :33 me UwU nyot for >_> my OwO compwexion, 
^.^ The ^-^ shadowed ;;w;; wivewy :3 of >w< the :3 buwnyish'd sun, 
>_< To whom ^-^ I am a ^-^ nyeighbouw, ^-^ and uWu nyeaw ;;w;; bwed. 
xDD Bwing :33 me >w< the ^-^ faiwest OwO cweatuwe northward born, 
;;w;; Whewe OwO Phoebus' ^w^ fiwe scarce x3 thaws >w< the icicles, 
And let uWu us uWu make OwO incision for ^-^ youw :33 wove 
>_< To >_< pwove :3 whose UwU bwood is UwU weddest, ^.^ his >w< ow >_< minye. 
^-^ I tell ^-^ thee, xDD wady, ^w^ this :3 aspect :3 of mine 
uWu Hath UwU feaw'd >w< the valiant; :3 by >_> my love, ^-^ I xDD sweaw 
^.^ The ;;w;; best-wegawded OwO viwgins :3 of x3 ouw x3 cwime 
>_< Have :3 wov'd it >_< too. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^w^ change ^w^ this hue, 
Except uWu to >_> steaw ^-^ youw xDD thoughts, >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe :3 queen. 
UwU POWTIA. ^.^ In >w< tewms :3 of :33 choice ^-^ I am UwU nyot ;;w;; sowewy led 
By uWu nyice xDD diwection :3 of a ^w^ maiden's >_> eyes; 
:33 Besides, >w< the >_< wott'wy :3 of >_> my xDD destiny 
ÚwÚ Baws :33 me >w< the >w< wight :3 of voluntary ^-^ choosing. 
>w< But, >_> if >_> my father ^w^ had UwU nyot UwU scanted me, 
And ^.^ hedg'd :33 me :3 by ^.^ his UwU wit uWu to yield myself 
:33 His uWu wife ;;w;; who uWu wins :33 me :3 by ^w^ that ÚwÚ means ^-^ I >_< towd ^.^ you, 
;;w;; Youwsewf, x3 wenyownyed Prince, :33 then >w< stood ÚwÚ as ^.^ faiw 
:33 As :33 any :3 comew ^-^ I have OwO wook'd on yet 
:3 Fow >_> my affection. 
PRINCE UwU OF UwU MOWOCCO. uWu Even for ^w^ that ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ÚwÚ wead :33 me uWu to >w< the ;;w;; caskets 
>_< To xDD twy >_> my UwU fowtunye. By ^w^ this x3 scimitaw, 
:33 That slew >w< the uWu Sophy ^-^ and a Persian :33 pwince, 
:33 That won xDD thwee ^-^ fiewds :3 of :3 Suwtan xDD Sowyman, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd o'erstare >w< the ^-^ stewnyest ^.^ eyes ^w^ that UwU wook, 
:33 Outbwave >w< the :33 heawt :3 most :3 dawing on >w< the >_> eawth, 
;;w;; Pwuck >w< the xDD young ^w^ sucking OwO cubs OwO fwom >w< the UwU she-beaw, 
x3 Yea, ;;w;; mock >w< the lion uWu when x3 'a UwU woaws for x3 pwey, 
>_< To >w< win ^-^ thee, OwO wady. >w< But, ^-^ awas >w< the while! 
UwU If ^w^ Hewcuwes ^-^ and >_> Wichas uWu pway :3 at OwO dice 
Which is >w< the xDD bettew ;;w;; man, >w< the greater OwO thwow 
:3 May ^w^ tuwn :3 by xDD fowtunye OwO fwom >w< the weaker UwU band. 
So is Alcides >w< beaten :3 by ^.^ his page; 
And ;;w;; so ^w^ may ;;w;; I, ^.^ bwind OwO Fowtunye leading me, 
xDD Miss ^w^ that xDD which >w< onye >_> unwowthiew ^w^ may ^w^ attain, 
And :33 die xDD with grieving. 
UwU POWTIA. You must ^w^ take ^-^ youw UwU chance, 
And OwO eithew UwU nyot ;;w;; attempt uWu to uWu choose :3 at >w< aww, 
>_> Ow xDD sweaw :33 befowe :33 you ^-^ choose, >_> if :33 you uWu choose OwO wwong, 
^.^ Nyevew uWu to UwU speak uWu to lady afterward 
^.^ In x3 way :3 of ^.^ mawwiage; x3 thewefowe >_< be :33 advis'd. 
PRINCE UwU OF UwU MOWOCCO. >_> Nyow >w< wiww not; come, >_< bwing :33 me >_< unto >_> my chance. 
UwU POWTIA. ^-^ Fiwst, ;;w;; fowwawd uWu to >w< the ^.^ tempwe. uWu Aftew UwU dinnyew 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; hazawd >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ made. 
PRINCE UwU OF UwU MOWOCCO. Good xDD fowtunye uWu then, 
>_< To uWu make :33 me blest >w< ow >_< cuwsed'st xDD among men! 
[Cornets, ^-^ and :3 exeunt] 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
Venice. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew LAUNCELOT GOBBO 

>_> WAUNCEWOT. Certainly >_> my >w< conscience >w< wiww >_> sewve :33 me uWu to run OwO fwom ^w^ this 
Jew >_> my ÚwÚ mastew. ^.^ The x3 fiend is :3 at mine :3 ewbow ^-^ and OwO tempts me, saying 
uWu to :33 me 'Gobbo, Launcelot >_< Gobbo, ^w^ good Launcelot' >w< ow >_> 'good ^-^ Gobbo' >w< ow 
>_> 'good Launcelot >_< Gobbo, ÚwÚ use ^-^ youw :33 wegs, ^w^ take >w< the ^w^ stawt, run uWu away.' 
^w^ My >w< conscience x3 says ÚwÚ 'Nyo; ^w^ take ^-^ heed, uWu honyest :3 Wauncewot, ^w^ take ^-^ heed, 
uWu honyest ^-^ Gobbo' >_< ow, ÚwÚ as :33 afowesaid, >w< 'honyest Launcelot >_< Gobbo, do UwU nyot 
OwO wun; OwO scown running xDD with thy heels.' xDD Weww, >w< the :3 most :33 couwageous 
x3 fiend ^.^ bids :33 me >w< pack. ^-^ 'Via!' x3 says >w< the >_< fiend; :3 'away!' x3 says >w< the 
OwO fiend. OwO 'Fow >w< the :33 heavens, :33 wouse :3 up a ^.^ bwave mind' x3 says >w< the x3 fiend 
'and >_< wun.' xDD Weww, >_> my ;;w;; conscience, >_> hanging uWu about >w< the neck :3 of >_> my 
heart, x3 says :3 vewy ^w^ wisewy uWu to :33 me >_< 'My uWu honyest uWu fwiend :3 Wauncewot, being 
:3 an uWu honyest man's ^-^ son' >w< ow :3 wathew ^-^ 'an uWu honyest :3 woman's ^.^ son'; for 
uWu indeed >_> my father >w< did x3 something ^.^ smack, x3 something ÚwÚ gwow x3 to, UwU he ^w^ had a 
uWu kind :3 of :3 taste- UwU weww, >_> my >w< conscience x3 says >_< 'Wauncewot, >_> budge >_> nyot.' 
OwO 'Budge,' x3 says >w< the OwO fiend. xDD 'Budge not,' x3 says >_> my :3 conscience. 
x3 'Conscience,' say ;;w;; I, uWu (you ^-^ counsew OwO weww.' x3 'Fiend,' say ;;w;; I, >w< 'you 
^-^ counsew OwO weww.' >_< To >_< be ^w^ wuw'd :3 by >_> my ;;w;; conscience, ^-^ I OwO shouwd x3 stay xDD with 
>w< the Jew >_> my uWu mastew, uWu who- >_> God bless >w< the xDD mawk!- is a uWu kind :3 of >w< deviw; 
UwU and, uWu to run xDD away OwO fwom >w< the x3 Jew, ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be uWu wuwed :3 by >w< the :3 fiend, 
uWu who- UwU saving ^-^ youw ;;w;; wevewence!- is >w< the devil ^.^ himsewf. Certainly >w< the 
Jew is >w< the :3 vewy devil incarnation; UwU and, ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; conscience, >_> my 
>w< conscience is but a uWu kind :3 of :33 hawd >w< conscience uWu to x3 offew uWu to ^-^ counsew 
:33 me uWu to x3 stay xDD with >w< the Jew. ^.^ The x3 fiend xDD gives >w< the :33 mowe >_< fwiendwy 
UwU counsew. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< wun, >_< fiend; >_> my ^.^ heews are :3 at ^-^ youw ^-^ commandment; ^-^ I 
>w< wiww run. 

^-^ Entew OLD ;;w;; GOBBO, xDD with a basket 

ÚwÚ GOBBO. >w< Mastew xDD young ;;w;; man, ^.^ you, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, xDD which is >w< the x3 way uWu to 
^w^ mastew Jew's? 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. [Aside] O >_> heavens! ^.^ This is >_> my OwO twue-begotten ^-^ fathew, 
:33 who, being :33 mowe than ÚwÚ sand-bwind, xDD high-gwavew blind, UwU knyows :33 me uWu nyot. 
^-^ I >w< wiww xDD twy ^.^ confusions xDD with ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ GOBBO. >w< Mastew xDD young ^w^ gentweman, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, xDD which is >w< the x3 way uWu to 
^w^ mastew Jew's? 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. :3 Tuwn :3 up on ^-^ youw >w< wight UwU hand :3 at >w< the UwU nyext turning, OwO but, :3 at 
>w< the UwU nyext :3 tuwnying :3 of >w< aww, on ^-^ youw left; x3 mawwy, :3 at >w< the :3 vewy UwU nyext 
turning, ^w^ tuwn :3 of xDD nyo ;;w;; hand, but ^w^ tuwn OwO down ^w^ indiwectwy uWu to >w< the ^-^ Jew's 
^w^ house. 
ÚwÚ GOBBO. ;;w;; Be God's sonties, 'twill >_< be a :33 hawd x3 way uWu to :3 hit! >_> Can :33 you tell 
:33 me whether >w< onye :3 Wauncewot, ^w^ that UwU dwewws xDD with :3 him, dwell xDD with xDD him >w< ow 
no? 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. ^w^ Tawk :33 you :3 of xDD young >w< Mastew Launcelot? [Aside] Mark :33 me 
OwO nyow; now >w< wiww ^-^ I xDD waise >w< the >_< watews.- ^w^ Tawk :33 you :3 of xDD young >w< Mastew 
Launcelot? 
ÚwÚ GOBBO. :33 Nyo uWu mastew, sir, but a x3 poow man's x3 son; ^.^ his ^-^ fathew, though ^-^ I 
uWu say't, is :3 an uWu honyest :3 exceeding x3 poow ;;w;; man, UwU and, >_> God >_< be x3 thanked, ^w^ weww 
uWu to xDD wive. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. xDD Weww, let ^.^ his father >_< be what x3 'a will, ;;w;; we ^-^ tawk :3 of xDD young 
>w< Mastew :33 Wauncewot. 
ÚwÚ GOBBO. ;;w;; Youw :3 wowship's ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ and :3 Wauncewot, ^-^ siw. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. xDD But ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ^w^ ewgo, old ;;w;; man, ^w^ ewgo, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, ^-^ tawk 
:33 you :3 of xDD young >w< Mastew Launcelot? 
ÚwÚ GOBBO. Of :3 Wauncewot, ^w^ an't UwU pwease ^-^ youw UwU mastewship. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. ÚwÚ Ewgo, >w< Mastew :33 Wauncewot. ^w^ Tawk UwU nyot :3 of >w< Mastew :3 Wauncewot, 
>_< fathew; for >w< the xDD young ^w^ gentweman, uWu accowding uWu to :3 Fates ^-^ and >w< Destinyies 
^-^ and >_< such OwO odd UwU sayings, >w< the Sisters Three ^-^ and >_< such ^.^ bwanches :3 of 
^-^ weawnying, is uWu indeed >_< deceased; >_< ow, ÚwÚ as :33 you :3 wouwd say ^-^ in UwU pwain 
OwO tewms, ^w^ gonye uWu to >w< heaven. 
ÚwÚ GOBBO. x3 Mawwy, >_> God ;;w;; fowbid! ^.^ The :33 boy >_> was >w< the :3 vewy staff :3 of >_> my :3 age, >_> my 
:3 vewy prop. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. :3 Do ^-^ I >w< wook OwO wike a ^-^ cudgew >w< ow a hovel-post, a staff >w< ow a 
;;w;; pwop? :3 Do :33 you >_< knyow me, father? 
ÚwÚ GOBBO. Alack >w< the x3 day, ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you not, xDD young ;;w;; gentweman; but ^-^ I pray 
:33 you tell me, is >_> my uWu boy- >_> God :33 west ^.^ his soul!- ^-^ awive >w< ow dead? 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot >_< knyow me, father? 
ÚwÚ GOBBO. Alack, sir, ^-^ I am sand-blind; ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you uWu nyot. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. Nay, UwU indeed, >_> if :33 you ^w^ had ^-^ youw uWu eyes, :33 you :33 might >_> faiw :3 of >w< the 
OwO knyowing ^.^ me: it is a uWu wise father ^w^ that UwU knyows ^.^ his ^-^ own :33 chiwd. xDD Weww, 
old ;;w;; man, ^-^ I >w< wiww tell :33 you OwO nyews :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; son. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw xDD bwessing; 
>_> twuth >w< wiww come uWu to light; ^.^ muwdew ;;w;; cannyot >_< be :3 hid >w< wong; a man's ^-^ son 
;;w;; may, but ^-^ in >w< the UwU end >_> twuth >w< wiww x3 out. 
ÚwÚ GOBBO. xDD Pway ^.^ you, sir, >_< stand up; ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe :33 you are UwU nyot Launcelot >_> my 
^.^ boy. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. xDD Pway ^.^ you, let's have xDD nyo :33 mowe :33 foowing uWu about ^w^ it, but >w< give 
:33 me ^-^ youw xDD bwessing; ^-^ I am :3 Wauncewot, ^-^ youw :33 boy ^w^ that ^w^ was, ^-^ youw ^-^ son 
^w^ that UwU is, ^-^ youw UwU chiwd ^w^ that >_< shaww OwO be. 
ÚwÚ GOBBO. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot xDD think :33 you are >_> my ;;w;; son. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what ^-^ I >_< shaww xDD think :3 of ^-^ that; but ^-^ I am 
:3 Wauncewot, >w< the ^-^ Jew's ;;w;; man, ^-^ and ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe uWu Mawgewy ^-^ youw uWu wife is >_> my 
x3 mothew. 
ÚwÚ GOBBO. ÚwÚ Hew name is ÚwÚ Mawgewy, indeed. >_< I'ww >_< be :3 swown, >_> if >w< thou >_< be 
:3 Wauncewot, >w< thou UwU awt mine ^-^ own flesh ^-^ and >w< bwood. xDD Wowd ;;w;; wowshipp'd 
:33 might UwU he be, what a >w< beawd UwU hast >w< thou x3 got! Thou UwU hast ^w^ got :33 mowe >w< haiw 
on thy chin than UwU Dobbin >_> my UwU fiww-howse has on ^.^ his >w< taiw. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. >_> It OwO shouwd >_< seem, uWu then, ^w^ that >_< Dobbin's xDD taiw grows >_> backwawd; 
^-^ I am ^w^ suwe UwU he ^w^ had :33 mowe >w< haiw :3 of ^.^ his xDD taiw than ^-^ I have :3 of >_> my UwU face 
uWu when ^-^ I last OwO saw ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ GOBBO. Lord, how UwU awt >w< thou OwO chang'd! UwU How dost >w< thou ^-^ and thy ^w^ mastew 
>_> agwee? ^-^ I have brought xDD him a ^-^ pwesent. UwU How ÚwÚ 'gwee :33 you OwO nyow? 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. xDD Weww, :3 weww; OwO but, for mine ^-^ own >_< pawt, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have ^w^ set :3 up >_> my 
:33 west uWu to run uWu away, ;;w;; so ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot :33 west :3 tiww ^-^ I have run ÚwÚ some uWu gwound. 
^w^ My uWu mastew's a :3 vewy Jew. ^w^ Give xDD him a >_> pwesent! ^w^ Give xDD him a xDD hawtew. ^-^ I 
am famish'd ^-^ in ^.^ his service; :33 you ^w^ may tell >_> evewy finger ^-^ I have xDD with 
>_> my ÚwÚ wibs. Father, ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad :33 you are uWu come; >w< give :33 me ^-^ youw present uWu to 
>w< onye >w< Mastew ^w^ Bassanyio, ;;w;; who uWu indeed xDD gives ÚwÚ wawe xDD nyew :33 wivewies; >_> if ^-^ I 
>_> sewve UwU nyot :3 him, ^-^ I >w< wiww run ÚwÚ as far ÚwÚ as >_> God has :33 any uWu gwound. O ÚwÚ wawe 
x3 fowtunye! uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the man. >_< To :3 him, ^-^ fathew, for ^-^ I am a x3 Jew, >_> if ^-^ I 
>_> sewve >w< the Jew :33 any ^.^ wongew. 

^-^ Entew >w< BASSANyIO, xDD with x3 WEONyAWDO, xDD with a ÚwÚ FOWWOWEW >w< ow x3 two 

ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. You ^w^ may do uWu so; but let it >_< be ;;w;; so OwO hasted ^w^ that xDD suppew >_< be 
ready :3 at >w< the farthest :3 by ÚwÚ five :3 of >w< the clock. ÚwÚ See uWu these :33 wettews 
UwU dewivewed, put >w< the OwO wivewies uWu to making, ^-^ and desire >_< Gwatianyo uWu to 
come uWu anyon uWu to >_> my >_> wodging. x3 Exit a uWu SEWVANT 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. >_< To :3 him, :33 fathew. 
ÚwÚ GOBBO. >_> God bless ^-^ youw ^.^ wowship! 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. >w< Gwamewcy; wouldst >w< thou :3 aught xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
ÚwÚ GOBBO. Here's >_> my son, sir, a x3 poow uWu boy- 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. uWu Nyot a x3 poow uWu boy, sir, but >w< the rich ^-^ Jew's ;;w;; man, ^w^ that xDD wouwd, 
sir, ÚwÚ as >_> my father >_< shaww UwU specify- 
ÚwÚ GOBBO. He hath a >_> gweat infection, sir, ÚwÚ as >w< onye :3 wouwd say, uWu to :3 sewve- 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. ^-^ Indeed >w< the x3 showt ^-^ and >w< the long UwU is, ^-^ I >_> sewve >w< the x3 Jew, ^-^ and 
have a desire, ÚwÚ as >_> my father >_< shaww UwU specify- 
ÚwÚ GOBBO. :33 His ^w^ mastew ^-^ and ÚwÚ he, UwU saving ^-^ youw :3 wowship's >_< wevewence, are 
scarce ^.^ catew-cousins- 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. >_< To >_< be ^.^ bwief, >w< the :3 vewy >_> twuth is ^w^ that >w< the x3 Jew, having ^w^ donye 
:33 me OwO wwong, x3 doth >_< cause me, ÚwÚ as >_> my ^-^ fathew, being ^-^ I hope :3 an old ;;w;; man, 
>_< shaww frutify >_< unto >w< you- 
ÚwÚ GOBBO. ^-^ I have ÚwÚ hewe a OwO dish :3 of ;;w;; doves ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< bestow upon ^-^ youw 
:3 wowship; ^-^ and >_> my ^-^ suit ^-^ is- 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. ^.^ In :3 vewy ^.^ bwief, >w< the ^-^ suit is ^w^ impewtinyent uWu to x3 mysewf, ÚwÚ as 
^-^ youw worship >_< shaww >_< knyow :3 by ^w^ this uWu honyest old >_< man; UwU and, though ^-^ I say 
^w^ it, though old ;;w;; man, yet x3 poow ;;w;; man, >_> my :33 fathew. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. uWu Onye UwU speak for ^.^ both. :3 What :3 wouwd :33 you? 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. ^-^ Sewve ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
ÚwÚ GOBBO. :33 That is >w< the :3 vewy defect :3 of >w< the >w< mattew, ^-^ siw. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee :3 weww; >w< thou UwU hast ^-^ obtain'd thy >w< suit. 
>_> Shywock thy ^w^ mastew ^-^ spoke xDD with :33 me ^w^ this x3 day, 
And hath preferr'd ^-^ thee, >_> if it >_< be ÚwÚ pwefewment 
>_< To uWu weave a rich ^-^ Jew's UwU sewvice uWu to ^-^ become 
^.^ The >_> fowwowew :3 of ;;w;; so x3 poow a xDD gentweman. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. ^.^ The old xDD pwovewb is :3 vewy ^w^ weww :33 pawted between >_> my ^w^ mastew 
>_> Shywock ^-^ and ^.^ you, :33 siw: :33 you have >w< the ^.^ gwace :3 of God, sir, ^-^ and UwU he hath 
xDD enyough. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. Thou ^-^ speak'st it ^.^ weww. ^.^ Go, ^-^ fathew, xDD with thy ;;w;; son. 
Take uWu weave :3 of thy old uWu mastew, ^-^ and >_> inquiwe 
^w^ My :3 wodging x3 out. ^w^ [To a SERVANT] ^w^ Give xDD him a ;;w;; wivewy 
x3 Mowe :33 guawded than ^.^ his ^-^ fewwows'; see it OwO donye. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. Father, uWu in. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot x3 get a service, x3 nyo! ^-^ I have >w< nye'ew a 
tongue ^-^ in >_> my head! :3 [Wooking on ^.^ his ^w^ pawm] UwU Weww; >_> if :33 any man ^-^ in 
Italy have a :3 faiwew ^-^ tabwe xDD which x3 doth x3 offew uWu to xDD sweaw upon a >_> book- ^-^ I 
>_< shaww have ^w^ good UwU fowtunye. :3 Go x3 to, >_> hewe's a ÚwÚ simpwe x3 winye :3 of ^-^ wife; 
>_> hewe's a xDD smaww >_> twifwe :3 of wives; alas, fifteen wives is :3 nyothing; 
;;w;; a'weven >_> widows ^-^ and UwU nyinye maids is a ÚwÚ simpwe xDD coming-in for >w< onye man. 
And :33 then uWu to OwO scape OwO dwownying :3 thwice, ^-^ and uWu to >_< be ^-^ in peril :3 of >_> my OwO wife 
xDD with >w< the OwO edge :3 of a :33 feathew-bed-hewe are ÚwÚ simpwe >w< scapes. xDD Weww, >_> if 
OwO Fowtunye >_< be a woman, she's a ^w^ good :3 wench for ^w^ this ^w^ geaw. Father, 
uWu come; >_< I'ww ^w^ take >_> my uWu weave :3 of >w< the Jew ^-^ in >w< the xDD twinkwing. 
Exeunt LAUNCELOT ^-^ and OLD GOBBO 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, ^w^ good ^w^ Weonyawdo, xDD think on this. 
These things being uWu bought ^-^ and orderly >w< bestowed, 
^-^ Wetuwn ^-^ in ^w^ haste, for ^-^ I do xDD feast to-night 
^w^ My uWu best esteem'd ^w^ acquaintance; >_< hie ^-^ thee, ^w^ go. 
:33 WEONyAWDO. ^w^ My uWu best ^w^ endeavouws >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ donye uWu hewein. 

^-^ Entew GRATIANO 

xDD GWATIANyO. ^.^ Whewe's ^-^ youw master? 
:33 WEONyAWDO. Yonder, sir, UwU he xDD wawks. x3 Exit 
xDD GWATIANyO. :3 Signyiow OwO Bassanyio! 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. Gratiano! 
xDD GWATIANyO. ^-^ I have ^-^ suit uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. You have ^-^ obtain'd uWu it. 
xDD GWATIANyO. You must UwU nyot uWu deny ^.^ me: ^-^ I must ^w^ go xDD with :33 you uWu to ^-^ Bewmont. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. :3 Why, :33 then :33 you must. xDD But >_> heaw ^-^ thee, ;;w;; Gwatianyo: 
Thou UwU awt x3 too xDD wiwd, x3 too rude, ^-^ and xDD bowd :3 of ^.^ voice- 
x3 Pawts ^w^ that ^-^ become ÚwÚ thee ^.^ happiwy ^w^ enyough, 
And ^-^ in >_< such ^.^ eyes ÚwÚ as UwU ouws ÚwÚ appeaw UwU nyot faults; 
xDD But >w< whewe >w< thou UwU awt UwU nyot >w< knyown, why >w< thewe :33 they ^w^ show 
^w^ Something x3 too xDD wibewaw. xDD Pway ^-^ thee, ^w^ take ;;w;; pain 
>_< To >w< awway xDD with ÚwÚ some >_< cowd ^.^ dwops :3 of :3 modesty 
>w< Thy OwO skipping ^.^ spiwit; >_> west through thy wild >w< behaviouw 
^-^ I >_< be :3 misconst'wed ^-^ in >w< the :3 pwace ^-^ I ^w^ go uWu to 
And ;;w;; wose >_> my x3 hopes. 
xDD GWATIANyO. :3 Signyiow ^w^ Bassanyio, >_> heaw ^.^ me: 
UwU If ^-^ I do UwU nyot put on a sober habit, 
^w^ Tawk xDD with OwO wespect, ^-^ and xDD sweaw but now ^-^ and uWu then, 
>w< Weaw prayer-books ^-^ in >_> my pocket, >w< wook xDD demuwewy, 
Nay ^-^ mowe, :33 whiwe ^.^ gwace is saying hood mine ^.^ eyes 
Thus xDD with >_> my xDD hat, ^-^ and :3 sigh, ^-^ and say :3 amen, 
>_> Use ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU obsewvance :3 of OwO civiwity 
>w< Wike >w< onye ^w^ weww x3 studied ^-^ in a ;;w;; sad UwU ostent 
>_< To UwU pwease ^.^ his :33 gwandam, UwU nyevew xDD twust :33 me >w< mowe. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. xDD Weww, ;;w;; we >_< shaww see ^-^ youw ^.^ beawing. 
xDD GWATIANyO. Nay, but ^-^ I bar >_> to-nyight; :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot >w< gauge :33 me 
By what ;;w;; we do xDD to-nyight. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. x3 Nyo, ^w^ that were :3 pity; 
^-^ I :3 wouwd entreat :33 you :3 wathew uWu to put on 
;;w;; Youw uWu bowdest ^-^ suit :3 of x3 miwth, for ;;w;; we have >w< fwiends 
:33 That OwO puwpose merriment. xDD But fare :33 you :3 weww; 
^-^ I have ÚwÚ some >_> businyess. 
xDD GWATIANyO. And ^-^ I must uWu to UwU Wowenzo ^-^ and >w< the :33 west; 
xDD But ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^-^ visit :33 you :3 at ^w^ suppew-time. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
Venice. SHYLOCK'S house 

^-^ Entew OwO JESSICA ^-^ and LAUNCELOT 

UwU JESSICA. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy >w< thou OwO wiwt uWu weave >_> my father >_< so. 
>_< Ouw house is ^.^ heww; ^-^ and UwU thou, a uWu mewwy ÚwÚ deviw, 
;;w;; Didst uWu wob it :3 of ÚwÚ some >_< taste :3 of >w< tediousnyess. 
xDD But fare ÚwÚ thee :3 weww; >w< thewe is a xDD ducat for ;;w;; thee; 
And, :3 Wauncewot, UwU soon :3 at xDD suppew xDD shawt >w< thou see 
>w< Wowenzo, ;;w;; who is thy xDD nyew uWu mastew's ÚwÚ guest. 
^w^ Give xDD him ^w^ this xDD wettew; do it secretly. 
And ;;w;; so farewell. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have >_> my father 
ÚwÚ See :33 me ^-^ in ^-^ tawk xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. ^.^ Adieu! tears UwU exhibit >_> my ;;w;; tongue. uWu Most ^w^ beautifuw >_> pagan, 
:3 most sweet x3 Jew! UwU If a Christian do UwU nyot uWu pway >w< the ÚwÚ knyave ^-^ and x3 get 
^-^ thee, ^-^ I am ÚwÚ much deceived. >w< But, >_< adieu! uWu these x3 foowish ^.^ dwops do 
x3 something ^.^ dwown >_> my uWu manwy ^.^ spiwit; >_< adieu! 
UwU JESSICA. Farewell, ^w^ good :33 Wauncewot. x3 Exit LAUNCELOT 
Alack, what uWu heinyous x3 sin is it ^-^ in :33 me 
>_< To >_< be >_> asham'd uWu to >_< be >_> my >_> fathew's ^.^ chiwd! 
xDD But though ^-^ I am a uWu daughtew uWu to ^.^ his uWu bwood, 
^-^ I am UwU nyot uWu to ^.^ his uWu mannyews. O >w< Wowenzo, 
UwU If >w< thou :3 keep ^-^ pwomise, ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU end ^w^ this ;;w;; stwife, 
>_> Become a Christian ^-^ and thy >_> woving ÚwÚ wife. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
Venice. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew :3 GWATIANyO, UwU WOWENZO, uWu SAWEWIO, ^-^ and SOLANIO 

ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Nay, ;;w;; we >w< wiww ÚwÚ swink xDD away ^-^ in ^-^ suppewtime, 
>_> Disguise uWu us :3 at >_> my ^w^ wodging, ^-^ and ^w^ wetuwn 
;;w;; Aww ^-^ in :3 an uWu houw. 
xDD GWATIANyO. OwO We have UwU nyot uWu made ^w^ good xDD pwepawation. 
SALERIO. OwO We have UwU nyot ^-^ spoke uWu us yet :3 of ;;w;; towch-beawews. 
^.^ SOWANyIO. 'Tis UwU viwe, UwU unwess it ^w^ may >_< be ^w^ quaintwy UwU owdewed; 
And xDD bettew ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; mind UwU nyot :3 undewtook. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. 'Tis now but :3 fouw xDD o'cwock; ;;w;; we have x3 two >w< houws 
>_< To UwU fuwnyish :33 us. 

^-^ Entew LAUNCELOT, With a letter 

Friend :3 Wauncewot, what's >w< the OwO nyews? 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. ;;w;; An it >_< shaww UwU pwease :33 you uWu to x3 bweak :3 up ^w^ this, it >_< shaww seem 
uWu to >_> signyify. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the UwU hand; ^-^ in faith, ÚwÚ 'tis a ^.^ faiw ;;w;; hand, 
And :33 whitew than >w< the paper it ^.^ wwit on 
Is >w< the ^.^ faiw UwU hand ^w^ that ^w^ wwit. 
xDD GWATIANyO. >_< Wove-nyews, ^-^ in faith! 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. By ^-^ youw leave, ^-^ siw. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. uWu Whithew ^.^ goest ^.^ thou? 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. x3 Mawwy, sir, uWu to :33 bid >_> my old uWu mastew, >w< the x3 Jew, uWu to ÚwÚ sup 
to-night xDD with >_> my xDD nyew uWu mastew, >w< the xDD Chwistian. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Hold, ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ take this. Tell ÚwÚ gentwe >w< Jessica 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> faiw :3 hew; UwU speak it ^w^ pwivatewy. 
^.^ Go, gentlemen, x3 Exit LAUNCELOT 
Will :33 you :3 pwepawe :33 you for ^w^ this x3 masque ÚwÚ to-nyight? 
^-^ I am OwO pwovided :3 of a torch-bearer. 
SALERIO. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, >_< I'ww >_< be ^w^ gonye uWu about it straight. 
^.^ SOWANyIO. And ;;w;; so >w< wiww xDD I. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Meet :33 me ^-^ and >_< Gwatianyo 
x3 At :33 Gwatianyo's :3 wodging ÚwÚ some hour >_< hence. 
SALERIO. 'Tis ^w^ good ;;w;; we do >_< so. Exeunt >_> SAWEWIO ^-^ and SOLANIO 
xDD GWATIANyO. uWu Was UwU nyot ^w^ that letter OwO fwom ^.^ faiw Jessica? 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^-^ I must xDD nyeeds tell ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ aww. ÚwÚ She hath directed 
UwU How ^-^ I >_< shaww ^w^ take ;;w;; hew OwO fwom ;;w;; hew >_> fathew's house; 
:3 What >_< gowd ^-^ and >_> jewews she is furnish'd x3 with; 
:3 What >_< page's ^-^ suit she hath ^-^ in x3 weadinyess. 
UwU If e'er >w< the Jew ;;w;; hew father come uWu to :33 heaven, 
>_> It >w< wiww >_< be for ^.^ his ÚwÚ gentwe UwU daughtew's sake; 
And UwU nyevew dare xDD misfowtunye x3 cwoss ;;w;; hew >w< foot, 
uWu Unwess she do it ^.^ undew ^w^ this uWu excuse, 
:33 That she is ^.^ issue uWu to a >w< faithwess Jew. 
uWu Come, ^w^ go xDD with me, ÚwÚ pewuse ^w^ this ÚwÚ as >w< thou OwO goest; 
:33 Faiw >w< Jessica >_< shaww >_< be >_> my torch-bearer. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
Venice. :3 Befowe SHYLOCK'S house 

^-^ Entew ^-^ SHYWOCK ^-^ and LAUNCELOT 

^.^ SHYWOCK. xDD Weww, >w< thou xDD shawt ÚwÚ see; thy ^.^ eyes >_< shaww >_< be thy judge, 
^.^ The >_> diffewence :3 of old >_> Shywock ^-^ and Bassanio.- 
^w^ What, Jessica!- Thou xDD shawt UwU nyot x3 gowmandize 
:33 As >w< thou UwU hast ^w^ donye xDD with >_> me- ^w^ What, Jessica!- 
And OwO sweep ^-^ and ^.^ snyowe, ^-^ and rend :3 appawew uWu out- 
:3 Why, >_< Jessica, ^-^ I uWu say! 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. :3 Why, Jessica! 
^.^ SHYWOCK. >_< Who ^.^ bids ÚwÚ thee :3 caww? ^-^ I do UwU nyot :33 bid ÚwÚ thee call. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. ;;w;; Youw worship >_> was UwU wont uWu to tell :33 me ^-^ I ^-^ couwd do OwO nyothing 
:33 without uWu bidding. 

^-^ Entew OwO JESSICA 

UwU JESSICA. x3 Caww :33 you? :3 What is ^-^ youw will? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^-^ I am :33 bid ^-^ fowth uWu to x3 suppew, UwU Jessica; 
;;w;; Thewe are >_> my ^w^ keys. xDD But wherefore OwO shouwd ^-^ I uWu go? 
^-^ I am UwU nyot :33 bid for love; :33 they flatter x3 me; 
xDD But yet >_< I'ww ^w^ go ^-^ in hate, uWu to ;;w;; feed upon 
^.^ The UwU pwodigaw xDD Chwistian. >_< Jessica, >_> my ^w^ giww, 
ÚwÚ Wook uWu to >_> my ^w^ house. ^-^ I am >w< wight ^-^ woath uWu to go; 
;;w;; Thewe is ÚwÚ some ^w^ iww a-brewing ^.^ towawds >_> my rest, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >w< did dream :3 of OwO monyey-bags xDD to-nyight. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, sir, go; >_> my xDD young ^w^ mastew x3 doth xDD expect ^-^ youw 
OwO wepwoach. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. So do ^-^ I >w< his. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. And :33 they have :33 conspiwed together; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot say :33 you 
>_< shaww see a >_> masque, but >_> if :33 you ÚwÚ do, :33 then it >_> was UwU nyot for OwO nyothing 
^w^ that >_> my x3 nyose uWu feww x3 a-bweeding on :3 Bwack x3 Monday last :3 at six x3 o'cwock 
^.^ i' >_> th' morning, uWu fawwing :33 out ^w^ that :33 yeaw on ^.^ Ash >w< Wednyesday >_> was :3 fouw 
^.^ yeaw, ^-^ in >_> th' :33 aftewnyoon. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^w^ What, are >w< thewe masques? Hear :33 you me, >_< Jessica: 
x3 Wock :3 up >_> my ^w^ doows, ^-^ and uWu when :33 you >_> heaw >w< the :3 dwum, 
And >w< the :3 viwe squealing :3 of >w< the uWu wwy-nyeck'd ^-^ fife, 
xDD Cwambew UwU nyot :33 you :3 up uWu to >w< the :33 casements uWu then, 
>_> Nyow ;;w;; thwust ^-^ youw ^.^ head uWu into >w< the ÚwÚ pubwic :33 stweet 
>_< To >_> gaze on Christian x3 foows xDD with varnish'd ^.^ faces; 
xDD But >w< stop >_> my >_> house's ÚwÚ eaws- ^-^ I UwU mean >_> my >_< casements; 
Let UwU nyot >w< the sound :3 of shallow UwU fopp'wy UwU entew 
^w^ My sober ^w^ house. By UwU Jacob's xDD staff, ^-^ I xDD sweaw 
^-^ I have xDD nyo ;;w;; mind :3 of >_< feasting ^-^ fowth >_> to-nyight; 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go. :3 Go :33 you :33 befowe me, ^w^ siwwah; 
Say ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ come. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go :3 befowe, ^-^ siw. Mistress, >w< wook :33 out :3 at ÚwÚ window for 
;;w;; aww this. 
;;w;; Thewe >w< wiww come a Christian :3 by 
Will >_< be worth a Jewess' >w< eye. x3 Exit 
^.^ SHYWOCK. :3 What x3 says ^w^ that UwU foow :3 of Hagar's offspring, x3 ha? 
UwU JESSICA. :33 His >_> wowds were 'Farewell, ^.^ mistwess'; OwO nyothing ;;w;; ewse. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^.^ The ^-^ patch is uWu kind ^w^ enyough, but a ^w^ huge >_> feedew, 
Snail-slow ^-^ in :33 pwofit, ^-^ and UwU he sleeps :3 by x3 day 
x3 Mowe than >w< the :33 wiwd-cat; >_< dwonyes >_< hive UwU nyot xDD with me, 
Therefore ^-^ I ^.^ pawt xDD with xDD him; ^-^ and ^.^ pawt xDD with xDD him 
>_< To >w< onye ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 wouwd have xDD him :33 hewp uWu to waste 
:33 His :3 bowwowed ÚwÚ puwse. xDD Weww, >_< Jessica, ^w^ go in; 
x3 Pewhaps ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ wetuwn immediately. 
:3 Do ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :33 bid ^.^ you, x3 shut ^w^ doows after ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; Fast bind, fast find- 
xDD A xDD pwovewb UwU nyevew UwU stawe ^-^ in thrifty :3 mind. x3 Exit 
UwU JESSICA. Farewell; ^-^ and >_> if >_> my xDD fowtunye >_< be UwU nyot >w< cwost, 
^-^ I have a ^-^ fathew, :33 you a ;;w;; daughtew, lost. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
Venice. :3 Befowe SHYLOCK'S house 

^-^ Entew >w< the maskers, GRATIANO ^-^ and >_> SAWEWIO 

xDD GWATIANyO. ^.^ This is >w< the OwO pent-house ^.^ undew xDD which UwU Wowenzo 
^.^ Desiwed uWu us uWu to uWu make ÚwÚ stand. 
SALERIO. :33 His hour is almost past. 
xDD GWATIANyO. And it is :3 mawvew UwU he uWu out-dwewws ^.^ his hour, 
:3 Fow >w< wovews ^-^ evew run :33 befowe >w< the clock. 
SALERIO. OwO O, >_< ten xDD times ^w^ fastew Venus' :3 pigeons OwO fwy 
>_< To ;;w;; seaw love's xDD bonds xDD nyew uWu made than :33 they are UwU wont 
>_< To :3 keep obliged faith >w< unfowfeited! 
xDD GWATIANyO. :33 That ^-^ evew ^-^ howds: ;;w;; who uWu wiseth OwO fwom a xDD feast 
With ^w^ that ;;w;; keen :3 appetite ^w^ that UwU he :3 sits xDD down? 
;;w;; Whewe is >w< the ;;w;; howse ^w^ that x3 doth xDD untwead ;;w;; again 
:33 His x3 tedious ÚwÚ measuwes xDD with >w< the unbated ^w^ fiwe 
:33 That UwU he >w< did pace them first? ;;w;; Aww things ^w^ that are 
;;w;; Awe xDD with :33 mowe ÚwÚ spiwit OwO chased than ÚwÚ enjoyed. 
UwU How OwO wike a ^w^ younkew >w< ow a UwU pwodigaw 
^.^ The xDD scawfed ^-^ bawk puts OwO fwom ;;w;; hew native :3 bay, 
uWu Hugg'd ^-^ and ;;w;; embwaced :3 by >w< the :33 stwumpet wind; 
UwU How OwO wike >w< the UwU pwodigaw x3 doth she ;;w;; wetuwn, 
With over-weather'd ÚwÚ wibs ^-^ and ragged ÚwÚ saiws, 
Lean, :33 went, ^-^ and beggar'd :3 by >w< the :33 stwumpet ^.^ wind! 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WOWENZO 

SALERIO. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes :3 Wowenzo; :33 mowe :3 of ^w^ this ^.^ heweaftew. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^-^ Sweet :3 fwiends, ^-^ youw x3 patience for >_> my long >w< abode! 
uWu Nyot ;;w;; I, but >_> my affairs, have uWu made :33 you ^-^ wait. 
When :33 you >_< shaww UwU pwease uWu to uWu pway >w< the OwO thieves for wives, 
>_< I'ww :33 watch ÚwÚ as long for :33 you ^w^ then. ÚwÚ Appwoach; 
uWu Hewe UwU dwewws >_> my father Jew. Ho! xDD who's OwO within? 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; JESSICA, above, ^-^ in ^.^ boy's ^-^ cwothes 

UwU JESSICA. >_< Who are :33 you? Tell me, for :33 mowe ^w^ cewtainty, 
uWu Awbeit >_< I'ww xDD sweaw ^w^ that ^-^ I do >_< knyow ^-^ youw ;;w;; tongue. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. >w< Wowenzo, ^-^ and thy :3 wove. 
UwU JESSICA. >w< Wowenzo, :3 cewtain; ^-^ and >_> my :33 wove uWu indeed; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; who :33 wove ^-^ I ;;w;; so xDD much? And now ;;w;; who UwU knyows 
xDD But ^.^ you, >w< Wowenzo, whether ^-^ I am ÚwÚ youws? 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. >_> Heaven ^-^ and thy ;;w;; thoughts are x3 witnyess ^w^ that >w< thou >w< awt. 
UwU JESSICA. >_> Hewe, xDD catch ^w^ this x3 casket; it is worth >w< the xDD pains. 
^-^ I am ^.^ gwad ÚwÚ 'tis OwO nyight, :33 you do UwU nyot >w< wook on me, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am ÚwÚ much >_> asham'd :3 of >_> my ;;w;; exchange; 
xDD But :33 wove is blind, ^-^ and >w< wovews ;;w;; cannyot see 
^.^ The ;;w;; pwetty ^w^ fowwies ^w^ that >w< themsewves commit, 
^.^ Fow, >_> if :33 they could, >_> Cupid himself :3 wouwd blush 
>_< To see :33 me UwU thus :3 twansfowmed uWu to a ^.^ boy. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Descend, for :33 you must >_< be >_> my torch-bearer. 
UwU JESSICA. x3 What! must ^-^ I hold a UwU candwe uWu to >_> my ^w^ shames? 
xDD They ^-^ in OwO themsewves, ^w^ good sooth, are x3 too x3 too x3 wight. 
:3 Why, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 an :33 office :3 of discovery, love, 
And ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be UwU obscuw'd. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. So are ^.^ you, >w< sweet, 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ wovewy OwO gawnyish :3 of a ^.^ boy. 
xDD But come :3 at once, 
:3 Fow >w< the ^-^ cwose night x3 doth uWu pway >w< the UwU wunyaway, 
And ;;w;; we are stay'd for :3 at ^-^ Bassanyio's feast. 
UwU JESSICA. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make fast >w< the ^w^ doows, ^-^ and gild myself 
With ÚwÚ some moe >_> ducats, ^-^ and >_< be xDD with :33 you straight. 
x3 Exit ^w^ above 

xDD GWATIANyO. xDD Nyow, :3 by >_> my hood, a gentle, ^-^ and xDD nyo Jew. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. >_< Beshwew me, but ^-^ I :33 wove ;;w;; hew xDD heawtiwy, 
:3 Fow she is UwU wise, >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ can judge :3 of >w< hew, 
And ^.^ faiw she UwU is, >_> if ^w^ that mine ^.^ eyes >_< be ;;w;; twue, 
And OwO twue she UwU is, ÚwÚ as she hath prov'd UwU hewsewf; 
And >_< thewefowe, OwO wike >_> hewsewf, UwU wise, x3 faiw, ^-^ and ;;w;; twue, 
ÚwÚ Shaww she >_< be UwU pwaced ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; constant >w< souw. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; JESSICA, >w< bewow 

^w^ What, UwU awt >w< thou come? >w< On, gentlemen, away; 
>_< Ouw x3 masquing uWu mates :3 by ^w^ this :3 time for uWu us stay. 
x3 Exit xDD with OwO JESSICA ^-^ and >_> SAWEWIO 

^-^ Entew ^.^ ANTONyIO 

^-^ ANTONyIO. :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? 
xDD GWATIANyO. :3 Signyiow OwO Antonyio? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >w< Fie, >_< fie, >_< Gwatianyo, >w< whewe are ;;w;; aww >w< the OwO west? 
'Tis UwU nyinye xDD o'cwock; x3 ouw >w< fwiends ;;w;; aww x3 stay for you; 
:33 Nyo x3 masque >_> to-nyight; >w< the ^.^ wind is come about; 
UwU Bassanyio uWu pwesentwy >w< wiww ^w^ go :33 aboawd; 
^-^ I have >_> sent twenty :33 out uWu to >w< seek for ÚwÚ you. 
xDD GWATIANyO. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad x3 on't; ^-^ I desire xDD nyo :33 mowe delight 
uWu Than uWu to >_< be ^.^ undew UwU saiw ^-^ and ^w^ gonye xDD to-nyight. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; VII. 
^-^ Bewmont. :33 POWTIA's house 

>_> Fwouwish :3 of x3 cownyets. ^-^ Entew PORTIA, xDD with >w< the PRINCE UwU OF >_< MOWOCCO, 
^-^ and their >_< twains 

UwU POWTIA. :3 Go draw :33 aside >w< the uWu cuwtains ^-^ and x3 discovew 
^.^ The ;;w;; sevewaw ;;w;; caskets uWu to ^w^ this ^-^ nyobwe Prince. 
:3 Nyow uWu make ^-^ youw xDD choice. 
PRINCE UwU OF UwU MOWOCCO. ^.^ The first, :3 of :3 gowd, ;;w;; who ^w^ this :33 inscwiption bears: 
^-^ 'Who uWu chooseth :33 me >_< shaww x3 gain what uWu many ^-^ men uWu desiwe.' 
^.^ The second, >w< siwvew, xDD which ^w^ this x3 pwomise uWu cawwies: 
^-^ 'Who uWu chooseth :33 me >_< shaww x3 get ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as UwU he UwU desewves.' 
^.^ This >_< thiwd, ^.^ duww x3 wead, xDD with :3 wawnying ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as blunt: 
^-^ 'Who uWu chooseth :33 me must >w< give ^-^ and ;;w;; hazawd ;;w;; aww UwU he xDD hath.' 
UwU How >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< knyow >_> if ^-^ I do uWu choose >w< the ^.^ wight? 
UwU POWTIA. ^.^ The >w< onye :3 of them ;;w;; contains >_> my >_> pictuwe, ;;w;; Pwince; 
UwU If :33 you uWu choose that, :33 then ^-^ I am ;;w;; youws withal. 
PRINCE UwU OF UwU MOWOCCO. ^.^ Some x3 god ;;w;; diwect >_> my ÚwÚ judgment! Let :33 me ÚwÚ see; 
^-^ I >w< wiww x3 suwvey >_> th' :3 inscwiptions >_< back again. 
:3 What x3 says ^w^ this :33 weaden >_> casket? 
^-^ 'Who uWu chooseth :33 me must >w< give ^-^ and ;;w;; hazawd ;;w;; aww UwU he xDD hath.' 
ÚwÚ Must :3 give- for UwU what? :3 Fow lead? ;;w;; Hazawd for >w< wead! 
^.^ This casket ^.^ thweatens; ^-^ men ^w^ that ;;w;; hazawd ;;w;; aww 
:3 Do it ^-^ in hope :3 of ^.^ faiw >w< advantages. 
xDD A xDD gowden ;;w;; mind uWu stoops UwU nyot uWu to :3 shows :3 of dross; 
>_< I'ww :33 then >_< nyow >w< give >_< nyow ;;w;; hazawd :3 aught for ^.^ wead. 
:3 What x3 says >w< the silver xDD with ;;w;; hew ^.^ viwgin ^w^ hue? 
^-^ 'Who uWu chooseth :33 me >_< shaww x3 get ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as UwU he UwU desewves.' 
:33 As ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as UwU he uWu desewves! Pause there, Morocco, 
And :33 weigh thy ^.^ vawue xDD with :3 an uWu even ;;w;; hand. 
UwU If >w< thou >_> beest rated :3 by thy xDD estimation, 
Thou dost ^w^ desewve ^w^ enyough, ^-^ and yet :33 enyough 
:3 May UwU nyot :3 extend ;;w;; so far ÚwÚ as uWu to >w< the x3 wady; 
And yet uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ afeawd :3 of >_> my deserving 
^.^ Wewe but a ^w^ weak uWu disabwing :3 of uWu mysewf. 
:33 As ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ^-^ I UwU desewve? :3 Why, UwU that's >w< the :33 wady! 
^-^ I do ^-^ in >_< biwth ^w^ desewve >w< hew, ^-^ and ^-^ in fortunes, 
^.^ In UwU gwaces, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^-^ quawities :3 of ÚwÚ bweeding; 
xDD But :33 mowe than :3 these, ^-^ in :33 wove ^-^ I do ^.^ desewve. 
:3 What >_> if ^-^ I ^.^ stway'd xDD nyo >_< fawthew, but >w< chose :33 hewe? 
xDD Wet's see once :33 mowe ^w^ this saying ^w^ gwav'd ^-^ in uWu gowd: 
^-^ 'Who uWu chooseth :33 me >_< shaww x3 gain what uWu many ^-^ men uWu desiwe.' 
:3 Why, UwU that's >w< the :33 wady! ;;w;; Aww >w< the UwU wowwd x3 desiwes :3 hew; 
^w^ Fwom >w< the :3 fouw :3 cownyews :3 of >w< the earth :33 they come 
>_< To >_> kiss ^w^ this x3 shwinye, ^w^ this mortal-breathing UwU saint. 
^.^ The Hyrcanian :3 desewts ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ vasty wilds 
Of uWu wide :33 Awabia are ÚwÚ as throughfares now 
:3 Fow ^.^ pwinces uWu to come ^-^ view ^.^ faiw Portia. 
^.^ The OwO watewy >w< kingdom, :3 whose ambitious ^.^ head 
^-^ Spits ^-^ in >w< the UwU face :3 of :33 heaven, is xDD nyo bar 
>_< To >w< stop >w< the ^-^ foweign >_< spiwits, but :33 they come 
:33 As ^.^ o'ew a UwU bwook uWu to see ^.^ faiw Portia. 
uWu Onye :3 of uWu these xDD thwee ;;w;; contains ;;w;; hew uWu heavenwy picture. 
Is't OwO wike ^w^ that ÚwÚ wead ;;w;; contains :33 hew? ^-^ 'Twewe damnation 
>_< To xDD think ;;w;; so base a >_> thought; it were x3 too >_< gwoss 
>_< To OwO wib ;;w;; hew :33 cewecwoth ^-^ in >w< the >_< obscuwe :33 gwave. 
>_> Ow >_< shaww ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ in silver she's immur'd, 
ÚwÚ Being >_< ten xDD times ^w^ undewvawued uWu to UwU twied UwU gowd? 
O OwO sinfuw ÚwÚ thought! ^.^ Nyevew ;;w;; so rich a gem 
uWu Was ^w^ set ^-^ in worse than ^w^ gowd. xDD They have ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand 
xDD A ^.^ coin ^w^ that >_< beaws >w< the uWu figuwe :3 of :3 an >w< angew 
uWu Stamp'd ^-^ in :3 gowd; but UwU that's OwO inscuwp'd >_> upon. 
xDD But ÚwÚ hewe :3 an >w< angew ^-^ in a xDD gowden bed 
^w^ Wies ;;w;; aww within. ^.^ Dewivew :33 me >w< the key; 
uWu Hewe do ^-^ I ^-^ choose, ^-^ and :3 thwive ^-^ I ÚwÚ as ^-^ I may! 
UwU POWTIA. There, ^w^ take ^w^ it, Prince, ^-^ and >_> if >_> my OwO fowm >_< wie there, 
UwU Then ^-^ I am >w< youws. UwU [He opens >w< the xDD gowden >_> casket] 
PRINCE UwU OF UwU MOWOCCO. O x3 heww! what have ;;w;; we :33 hewe? 
xDD A ^.^ cawwion >_< Death, >_> within :3 whose uWu empty eye 
;;w;; Thewe is a written OwO scwoww! >_< I'ww UwU wead >w< the >w< wwiting. 
;;w;; 'Aww ^w^ that OwO gwistews is UwU nyot :3 gowd, 
Often have :33 you heard ^w^ that >_< towd; 
^w^ Many a man ^.^ his OwO wife hath sold 
xDD But >_> my outside uWu to :33 behowd. 
Gilded ^w^ tombs do ^w^ wowms :3 infowd. 
Had :33 you OwO been ÚwÚ as uWu wise ÚwÚ as >_> bowd, 
Young ^-^ in OwO wimbs, ^-^ in xDD judgment >_< owd, 
;;w;; Youw answer ^w^ had UwU nyot OwO been OwO inscwoww'd. 
ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you UwU weww, ^-^ youw ^-^ suit is :3 cowd.' 
OwO Cowd UwU indeed, ^-^ and UwU wabouw >_> wost, 
UwU Then >w< faweweww, heat, ^-^ and uWu wewcome, uWu fwost. 
x3 Powtia, >_< adieu! ^-^ I have x3 too x3 gwiev'd a :33 heawt 
>_< To ^w^ take a x3 tedious OwO weave; UwU thus >_> wosews x3 pawt. 
x3 Exit xDD with ^.^ his train. >_> Fwouwish :3 of >w< cownyets 
UwU POWTIA. xDD A ÚwÚ gentwe OwO widdance. Draw >w< the ^-^ cuwtains, ^w^ go. 
Let ;;w;; aww :3 of ^.^ his :33 compwexion uWu choose :33 me >_< so. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE VIII. 
Venice. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew >_> SAWEWIO ^-^ and SOLANIO 

SALERIO. :3 Why, ;;w;; man, ^-^ I OwO saw UwU Bassanyio ^.^ undew ;;w;; saiw; 
With xDD him is >_< Gwatianyo ^w^ gonye along; 
And ^-^ in their ^-^ ship ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe UwU Wowenzo is uWu nyot. 
^.^ SOWANyIO. ^.^ The ^w^ viwwain Jew xDD with uWu outcwies xDD wais'd >w< the Duke, 
>_< Who UwU went xDD with xDD him uWu to ;;w;; seawch ^-^ Bassanyio's ^-^ ship. 
SALERIO. He came x3 too >w< wate, >w< the ^-^ ship >_> was ^.^ undew ;;w;; saiw; 
xDD But >w< thewe >w< the xDD Duke >_> was ÚwÚ given uWu to understand 
:33 That ^-^ in a gondola were seen x3 togethew 
UwU Wowenzo ^-^ and ^.^ his amorous UwU Jessica; 
:33 Besides, xDD Antonyio certified >w< the xDD Duke 
xDD They were UwU nyot xDD with UwU Bassanyio ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ ship. 
^.^ SOWANyIO. ^-^ I UwU nyevew heard a passion ;;w;; so :33 confus'd, 
So >_< stwange, x3 outwageous, ^-^ and ;;w;; so variable, 
:33 As >w< the ^-^ dog Jew >w< did ;;w;; uttew ^-^ in >w< the :3 stweets. 
>_< 'My daughter! O >_> my ducats! O >_> my daughter! 
^.^ Fwed xDD with a x3 Chwistian! O >_> my Christian ducats! 
x3 Justice! >w< the ^-^ waw! ^w^ My ducats ^-^ and >_> my daughter! 
xDD A UwU seawed bag, x3 two UwU seawed x3 bags :3 of >_> ducats, 
Of >w< doubwe >_> ducats, xDD stow'n OwO fwom :33 me :3 by >_> my daughter! 
And jewels- x3 two :3 stonyes, x3 two rich ^-^ and ;;w;; pwecious :3 stonyes, 
>_> Stow'n :3 by >_> my daughter! x3 Justice! Find >w< the girl; 
ÚwÚ She hath >w< the ^.^ stonyes upon ;;w;; hew ^-^ and >w< the ducats.' 
SALERIO. :3 Why, ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< boys ^-^ in OwO Venyice x3 fowwow :3 him, 
^.^ Cwying, ^.^ his :3 stonyes, ^.^ his ;;w;; daughtew, ^-^ and ^.^ his x3 ducats. 
^.^ SOWANyIO. Let ^w^ good xDD Antonyio >w< wook UwU he :3 keep ^.^ his x3 day, 
>_> Ow UwU he >_< shaww ^-^ pay for this. 
SALERIO. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ weww uWu wememb'wed; 
^-^ I ^w^ weason'd xDD with a Frenchman :33 yestewday, 
>_< Who >_< towd me, ^-^ in >w< the narrow xDD seas ^w^ that ^.^ pawt 
^.^ The :33 Fwench ^-^ and ^w^ Engwish, >w< thewe >_< miscawwied 
xDD A uWu vessew :3 of x3 ouw xDD countwy >_< wichwy fraught. 
^-^ I :3 thought upon xDD Antonyio uWu when UwU he >_< towd me, 
And wish'd ^-^ in >_< siwence ^w^ that it were UwU nyot >w< his. 
^.^ SOWANyIO. You were uWu best uWu to tell xDD Antonyio what :33 you OwO heaw; 
^w^ Yet do UwU nyot suddenly, for it ^w^ may ^-^ gwieve ^-^ him. 
SALERIO. xDD A ÚwÚ kindew gentleman >_< tweads UwU nyot >w< the earth. 
^-^ I OwO saw UwU Bassanyio ^-^ and xDD Antonyio x3 pawt. 
UwU Bassanyio >_< towd xDD him UwU he :3 wouwd uWu make ÚwÚ some >_< speed 
Of ^.^ his >_> wetuwn. He answered >_> 'Do UwU nyot uWu so; 
uWu Swubbew UwU nyot business for >_> my xDD sake, ^w^ Bassanyio, 
xDD But x3 stay >w< the :3 vewy riping :3 of >w< the :33 time; 
And for >w< the ^-^ Jew's >_< bond xDD which UwU he hath :3 of me, 
Let it UwU nyot UwU entew ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; mind :3 of love; 
;;w;; Be merry, ^-^ and ^-^ empwoy ^-^ youw chiefest ;;w;; thoughts 
>_< To courtship, ^-^ and >_< such ^.^ faiw ^.^ ostents :3 of :33 wove 
:33 As >_< shaww conveniently ^-^ become :33 you ^w^ thewe.' 
And uWu even there, ^.^ his eye being :3 big xDD with ^w^ teaws, 
>_< Tuwnying ^.^ his OwO face, UwU he put ^.^ his UwU hand x3 behind :3 him, 
And xDD with UwU affection ^.^ wondwous sensible 
He >_< wwung ^-^ Bassanyio's UwU hand; ^-^ and ;;w;; so :33 they >_> pawted. 
^.^ SOWANyIO. ^-^ I xDD think UwU he :3 onwy >_< woves >w< the UwU wowwd for ^-^ him. 
^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, let uWu us ^w^ go ^-^ and find xDD him x3 out, 
And >_> quicken ^.^ his ;;w;; embwaced heavinyess 
With ÚwÚ some delight >w< ow ;;w;; othew. 
SALERIO. :3 Do ;;w;; we >_< so. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_> IX. 
^-^ Bewmont. xDD POWTIA'S house 

^-^ Entew NERISSA, ^-^ and a SERVITOR 

>_< NyEWISSA. ^-^ Quick, UwU quick, ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, draw >w< the curtain xDD stwaight; 
^.^ The xDD Pwince :3 of Arragon hath xDD ta'en ^.^ his xDD oath, 
And ÚwÚ comes uWu to ^.^ his x3 ewection ^-^ pwesentwy. 

>_> Fwouwish :3 of x3 cownyets. ^-^ Entew >w< the PRINCE UwU OF ARRAGON, 
PORTIA, ^-^ and their >_< twains 

UwU POWTIA. ^.^ Behowd, >w< thewe >_< stand >w< the >_> caskets, ^-^ nyobwe Prince. 
UwU If :33 you uWu choose ^w^ that :33 whewein ^-^ I am contain'd, 
uWu Stwaight >_< shaww x3 ouw nuptial x3 wites >_< be :33 sowemnyiz'd; 
xDD But >_> if :33 you OwO faiw, :33 without :33 mowe :3 speech, >_> my lord, 
You must >_< be ^w^ gonye OwO fwom hence immediately. 
>_< AWWAGON. ^-^ I am ^w^ enjoin'd :3 by oath uWu to uWu obsewve xDD thwee things: 
^-^ Fiwst, UwU nyevew uWu to :3 unfowd uWu to :33 any >w< onye 
Which casket x3 'twas ^-^ I >_> chose; xDD nyext, >_> if ^-^ I >_> faiw 
Of >w< the >w< wight casket, UwU nyevew ^-^ in >_> my OwO wife 
>_< To ÚwÚ woo a ÚwÚ maid ^-^ in x3 way :3 of ^.^ mawwiage; 
Lastly, 
UwU If ^-^ I do >_> faiw ^-^ in xDD fowtunye :3 of >_> my UwU choice, 
^-^ Immediatewy uWu to uWu weave :33 you ^-^ and >_< be gone. 
UwU POWTIA. >_< To uWu these UwU injunctions >_> evewy >w< onye x3 doth xDD sweaw 
:33 That ÚwÚ comes uWu to ;;w;; hazawd for >_> my xDD wowthwess ;;w;; sewf. 
>_< AWWAGON. And ;;w;; so have ^-^ I ^-^ addwess'd >w< me. OwO Fowtunye now 
>_< To >_> my xDD heawt's hope! Gold, >w< siwvew, ^-^ and base ^.^ wead. 
^-^ 'Who uWu chooseth :33 me must >w< give ^-^ and ;;w;; hazawd ;;w;; aww UwU he xDD hath.' 
You >_< shaww >w< wook :3 faiwew ^-^ ewe ^-^ I >w< give >w< ow x3 hazawd. 
:3 What x3 says >w< the xDD gowden :33 chest? Ha! let :33 me :33 see: 
^-^ 'Who uWu chooseth :33 me >_< shaww x3 gain what uWu many ^-^ men uWu desiwe.' 
:3 What uWu many ^-^ men ^.^ desiwe- ^w^ that ;;w;; 'many' ^w^ may >_< be OwO meant 
By >w< the UwU foow multitude, ^w^ that uWu choose :3 by >_< show, 
uWu Nyot learning :33 mowe than >w< the ;;w;; fond eye x3 doth >w< teach; 
Which xDD pwies UwU nyot uWu to >_> th' ;;w;; intewiow, OwO but, OwO wike >w< the ÚwÚ mawtwet, 
Builds ^-^ in >w< the weather on >w< the UwU outwawd ^-^ waww, 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ fowce ^-^ and road :3 of casualty. 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot uWu choose what uWu many ^-^ men desire, 
Because ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot uWu jump xDD with UwU common >_> spiwits 
And rank :33 me xDD with >w< the uWu bawbawous >_> muwtitudes. 
:3 Why, :33 then uWu to ^-^ thee, >w< thou silver >_> tweasuwe-house! 
Tell :33 me once :33 mowe what title >w< thou dost bear. 
^-^ 'Who uWu chooseth :33 me >_< shaww x3 get ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as UwU he UwU desewves.' 
And ^w^ weww ^-^ said too; for ;;w;; who >_< shaww ^w^ go uWu about 
>_< To >_< cozen ^w^ fowtunye, ^-^ and >_< be >w< honyouwabwe 
>_< Without >w< the :3 stamp :3 of ÚwÚ mewit? Let none >w< pwesume 
>_< To >_< weaw :3 an :33 undesewved ^w^ dignyity. 
O ^w^ that :33 estates, ^w^ degwees, ^-^ and offices, 
^.^ Wewe UwU nyot ;;w;; dewiv'd >w< cowwuptwy, ^-^ and ^w^ that UwU cweaw >w< honyouw 
^.^ Wewe :33 puwchas'd :3 by >w< the UwU mewit :3 of >w< the ^w^ weawew! 
UwU How uWu many :33 then OwO shouwd cover ^w^ that >_< stand :3 bawe! 
UwU How uWu many >_< be >_> commanded ^w^ that ^.^ command! 
UwU How ÚwÚ much >w< wow >_> peasantwy :3 wouwd :33 then >_< be UwU gweanyed 
^w^ Fwom >w< the OwO twue seed :3 of :33 honyouw! ^-^ and how ÚwÚ much >w< honyouw 
OwO Pick'd OwO fwom >w< the chaff ^-^ and ^.^ wuin :3 of >w< the xDD times, 
>_< To >_< be xDD nyew varnish'd! xDD Weww, but uWu to >_> my xDD choice. 
^-^ 'Who uWu chooseth :33 me >_< shaww x3 get ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as UwU he UwU desewves.' 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_> assume ^.^ desewt. ^w^ Give :33 me a ;;w;; key for ^w^ this, 
And instantly unlock >_> my UwU fowtunyes uWu hewe. 
UwU [He opens >w< the silver >_> casket] 
UwU POWTIA. [Aside] :33 Too long a :33 pause for ^w^ that xDD which :33 you find >w< thewe. 
>_< AWWAGON. What's :33 hewe? ^.^ The >_< powtwait :3 of a >_< bwinking idiot 
:3 Pwesenting :33 me a :33 scheduwe! ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU wead uWu it. 
UwU How ÚwÚ much uWu unwike UwU awt >w< thou uWu to ^.^ Powtia! 
UwU How ÚwÚ much uWu unwike >_> my ;;w;; hopes ^-^ and >_> my >_> desewvings! 
^-^ 'Who uWu chooseth :33 me >_< shaww have ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as UwU he UwU desewves.' 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I ^w^ desewve xDD nyo :33 mowe than a ^-^ foow's uWu head? 
Is ^w^ that >_> my ;;w;; pwize? ;;w;; Awe >_> my :3 desewts xDD nyo better? 
UwU POWTIA. >_< To ^w^ offend ^-^ and judge are ;;w;; distinct UwU offices 
And :3 of uWu opposed ;;w;; nyatuwes. 
>_< AWWAGON. :3 What is :33 hewe? >_< [Weads] 

^-^ 'The ^w^ fiwe seven xDD times UwU twied this; 
uWu Seven xDD times UwU twied ^w^ that xDD judgment is 
:33 That >w< did UwU nyevew uWu choose :3 amiss. 
^.^ Some >w< thewe >_< be ^w^ that ;;w;; shadows ^.^ kiss, 
>_> Such have but a ;;w;; shadow's ;;w;; bwiss. 
;;w;; Thewe >_< be x3 foows ^-^ awive ^.^ iwis 
>_< Siwvew'd o'er, ^-^ and ;;w;; so >_> was this. 
Take what uWu wife :33 you >w< wiww uWu to UwU bed, 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ evew >_< be ^-^ youw head. 
So >_< be gone; :33 you are ;;w;; sped.' 

UwU Stiww :33 mowe UwU foow ^-^ I >_< shaww ÚwÚ appeaw 
By >w< the :3 time ^-^ I >w< wingew uWu hewe. 
With >w< onye ^-^ foow's ^.^ head ^-^ I came uWu to woo, 
xDD But ^-^ I ^w^ go xDD away xDD with ^w^ two. 
^-^ Sweet, >_< adieu! >_< I'ww :3 keep >_> my xDD oath, 
^-^ Patientwy uWu to ;;w;; beaw >_> my xDD wwoth. x3 Exit xDD with ^.^ his >w< twain 

UwU POWTIA. Thus hath >w< the UwU candwe OwO sing'd >w< the >_> moth. 
OwO O, uWu these deliberate fools! When :33 they do ^-^ choose, 
xDD They have >w< the ;;w;; wisdom :3 by their UwU wit uWu to x3 wose. 
>_< NyEWISSA. ^.^ The ancient saying is xDD nyo :33 hewesy: 
OwO Hanging ^-^ and wiving :3 goes :3 by >_< destiny. 
UwU POWTIA. uWu Come, draw >w< the >_> cuwtain, >_< Nyewissa. 

^-^ Entew a uWu SEWVANT 

>_< SEWVANT. ;;w;; Whewe is >_> my uWu wady? 
UwU POWTIA. >w< Hewe; what :3 wouwd >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_< SEWVANT. ^-^ Madam, >w< thewe is alighted :3 at ^-^ youw ^.^ gate 
xDD A xDD young Venetian, >w< onye ^w^ that ÚwÚ comes :33 befowe 
>_< To >_> signyify >_> th' >_< appwoaching :3 of ^.^ his lord, 
^w^ Fwom whom UwU he bringeth sensible OwO wegweets; 
>_< To ;;w;; wit, ^-^ besides OwO commends ^-^ and courteous >w< bweath, 
Gifts :3 of rich >w< vawue. ^w^ Yet ^-^ I have UwU nyot seen 
So OwO wikewy :3 an :33 ambassadow :3 of :3 wove. 
xDD A x3 day ^-^ in xDD Apwiw UwU nyevew came ;;w;; so sweet 
>_< To ^w^ show how xDD costwy summer >_> was :3 at UwU hand 
:33 As ^w^ this x3 fowe-spuwwew ÚwÚ comes :33 befowe ^.^ his ^-^ wowd. 
UwU POWTIA. :33 Nyo ^-^ mowe, ^-^ I pray ;;w;; thee; ^-^ I am :3 hawf ÚwÚ afeawd 
Thou OwO wiwt say uWu anyon UwU he is ÚwÚ some >w< kin uWu to ^-^ thee, 
Thou OwO spend'st >_< such uWu high-day UwU wit ^-^ in praising ^-^ him. 
uWu Come, come, uWu Nyewissa, for ^-^ I long uWu to see 
Quick UwU Cupid's ÚwÚ post ^w^ that ÚwÚ comes ;;w;; so >_< mannyewwy. 
>_< NyEWISSA. ^w^ Bassanyio, xDD Wowd OwO Wove, >_> if thy >w< wiww it :3 be! Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
Venice. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew SOLANIO ^-^ and >_> SAWEWIO 

^.^ SOWANyIO. xDD Nyow, what OwO nyews on >w< the ^w^ Wiawto? 
SALERIO. :3 Why, yet it xDD wives >w< thewe uncheck'd ^w^ that xDD Antonyio hath a ^-^ ship 
:3 of rich uWu wading :33 wweck'd on >w< the narrow ;;w;; seas; >w< the Goodwins ^-^ I xDD think 
:33 they UwU caww >w< the place, a :3 vewy ^w^ dangewous >_> fwat ^-^ and OwO fataw, >w< whewe >w< the 
carcases :3 of uWu many a xDD taww ^-^ ship >_< wie UwU buwied, ÚwÚ as :33 they say, >_> if >_> my 
;;w;; gossip Report >_< be :3 an uWu honyest woman :3 of ;;w;; hew word. 
^.^ SOWANyIO. ^-^ I :3 wouwd she were ÚwÚ as lying a ;;w;; gossip ^-^ in ^w^ that ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew uWu knyapp'd 
ginger >w< ow uWu made ;;w;; hew ^-^ nyeighbouws xDD bewieve she ^-^ wept for >w< the ÚwÚ death :3 of a 
^.^ thiwd xDD husband. xDD But it is ;;w;; twue, :33 without :33 any x3 swips :3 of >_< pwowixity >w< ow 
^-^ cwossing >w< the UwU pwain highway :3 of ^.^ tawk, ^w^ that >w< the ^w^ good :3 Antonyio, >w< the 
uWu honyest ^w^ Antonyio- O ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had a title ^w^ good :33 enyough uWu to :3 keep ^.^ his name 
xDD company!- 
SALERIO. uWu Come, >w< the full stop. 
^.^ SOWANyIO. Ha! :3 What x3 sayest ^.^ thou? :3 Why, >w< the UwU end UwU is, UwU he hath :33 wost a 
^-^ ship. 
SALERIO. ^-^ I :3 wouwd it :33 might >_< pwove >w< the UwU end :3 of ^.^ his xDD wosses. 
^.^ SOWANyIO. Let :33 me say ^-^ amen ^.^ betimes, >_> west >w< the devil x3 cwoss >_> my UwU pwayew, 
for ÚwÚ hewe UwU he ÚwÚ comes ^-^ in >w< the xDD wikenyess :3 of a Jew. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ SHYWOCK 

UwU How uWu nyow, >_> Shywock? :3 What OwO nyews xDD among >w< the >_> mewchants? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. You >_< knyew, none ;;w;; so UwU weww, none ;;w;; so ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ^.^ you, :3 of >_> my 
UwU daughtew's ^-^ fwight. 
SALERIO. xDD That's :3 cewtain; ;;w;; I, for >_> my >_< pawt, ^-^ knyew >w< the x3 taiwow ^w^ that uWu made 
>w< the uWu wings she >_> fwew withal. 
^.^ SOWANyIO. And ^w^ Shywock, for ^.^ his ^-^ own >_< pawt, ^-^ knyew >w< the ^.^ biwd >_> was UwU fwidge; 
^-^ and :33 then it is >w< the :33 compwexion :3 of them ;;w;; aww uWu to uWu weave >w< the dam. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ÚwÚ She is ^.^ damn'd for uWu it. 
SALERIO. xDD That's >_< cewtain, >_> if >w< the devil ^w^ may >_< be ;;w;; hew judge. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^w^ My ^-^ own flesh ^-^ and UwU bwood uWu to >_< webew! 
^.^ SOWANyIO. >_> Out upon ^w^ it, old ^-^ cawwion! UwU Webews it :3 at uWu these UwU yeaws? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^-^ I say >_> my uWu daughtew is >_> my flesh ^-^ and >_> my >w< bwood. 
SALERIO. ;;w;; Thewe is :33 mowe >_> diffewence between thy flesh ^-^ and :33 hews than 
between jet ^-^ and OwO ivowy; :33 mowe between ^-^ youw bloods than >w< thewe is 
between ^.^ wed ^.^ winye ^-^ and xDD Whenyish. xDD But tell us, do :33 you >_> heaw whether 
xDD Antonyio have ^w^ had :33 any OwO woss :3 at >w< sea >w< ow no? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ;;w;; Thewe ^-^ I have uWu anyothew ÚwÚ bad :3 match: a ^-^ bankwupt, a x3 pwodigaw, 
;;w;; who dare scarce ^w^ show ^.^ his ^.^ head on >w< the ÚwÚ Wiawto; a xDD beggaw, ^w^ that >_> was 
ÚwÚ us'd uWu to come ;;w;; so OwO smug upon >w< the ^w^ mawt. Let xDD him >w< wook uWu to ^.^ his ^-^ bond. He 
>_> was UwU wont uWu to UwU caww :33 me x3 usuwew; let xDD him >w< wook uWu to ^.^ his ^-^ bond. He >_> was UwU wont 
uWu to ^w^ wend ^.^ monyey for a Christian :3 couwtesy; let xDD him >w< wook uWu to ^.^ his ^-^ bond. 
SALERIO. :3 Why, ^-^ I am ^.^ suwe, >_> if UwU he ^-^ fowfeit, >w< thou OwO wiwt UwU nyot ^w^ take ^.^ his 
uWu fwesh. What's ^w^ that ^w^ good for? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. >_< To uWu bait uWu fish withal. UwU If it >w< wiww ;;w;; feed OwO nyothing ^w^ ewse, it >w< wiww 
;;w;; feed >_> my revenge. He hath ^.^ disgwac'd :33 me ^-^ and >w< hind'wed :33 me :3 hawf a 
uWu miwwion; >_< waugh'd :3 at >_> my :33 wosses, >w< mock'd :3 at >_> my ^-^ gains, ;;w;; scownyed >_> my 
>_< nyation, thwarted >_> my ^w^ bawgains, :33 coowed >_> my :3 fwiends, :3 heated mine 
:33 enyemies. And what's ^.^ his reason? ^-^ I am a Jew. uWu Hath UwU nyot a Jew eyes? 
uWu Hath UwU nyot a Jew OwO hands, organs, dimensions, UwU senses, xDD affections, 
x3 passions, xDD fed xDD with >w< the ^-^ same food, hurt xDD with >w< the ^-^ same weapons, 
xDD subject uWu to >w< the ^-^ same ;;w;; diseases, UwU heawed :3 by >w< the ^-^ same x3 means, >_> wawmed 
^-^ and :33 coowed :3 by >w< the ^-^ same xDD wintew ^-^ and summer, ÚwÚ as a Christian ;;w;; is? UwU If 
:33 you ^w^ pwick us, do ;;w;; we UwU nyot bleed? UwU If :33 you tickle us, do ;;w;; we UwU nyot >_< waugh? 
UwU If :33 you OwO poison us, do ;;w;; we UwU nyot >_< die? And >_> if :33 you ^-^ wwong us, >_< shaww ;;w;; we 
UwU nyot revenge? UwU If ;;w;; we are OwO wike :33 you ^-^ in >w< the rest, ;;w;; we >w< wiww resemble :33 you 
^-^ in UwU that. UwU If a Jew ^-^ wwong a :33 Chwistian, what is ^.^ his ^-^ humiwity? 
x3 Wevenge. UwU If a Christian ^-^ wwong a x3 Jew, what OwO shouwd ^.^ his ^w^ suffewance 
>_< be :3 by Christian ÚwÚ exampwe? :3 Why, revenge. ^.^ The ^-^ viwwainy :33 you ^-^ teach :33 me 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_> execute; ^-^ and itshall ^w^ go :33 hawd but ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD bettew >w< the 
;;w;; instwuction. 

^-^ Entew a ^.^ MAN OwO fwom ^.^ ANTONyIO 

MAN. :33 Gentwemen, >_> my ^w^ mastew xDD Antonyio is :3 at ^.^ his uWu house, ^-^ and x3 desiwes uWu to 
UwU speak xDD with :33 you ^.^ both. 
SALERIO. OwO We have OwO been :3 up ^-^ and OwO down uWu to >w< seek ^-^ him. 

^-^ Entew uWu TUBAW 

^.^ SOWANyIO. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes uWu anyothew :3 of >w< the x3 twibe; a ^.^ thiwd ;;w;; cannyot >_< be 
match'd, UwU unwess >w< the devil himself ^w^ tuwn Jew. 
Exeunt uWu SOWANyIO, uWu SAWEWIO, ^-^ and ^.^ MAN 
^.^ SHYWOCK. UwU How uWu nyow, xDD Tubaw, what OwO nyews OwO fwom OwO Genyoa? Hast >w< thou x3 found >_> my 
;;w;; daughtew? 
OwO TUBAW. ^-^ I x3 often came >w< whewe ^-^ I >w< did >_> heaw :3 of >w< hew, but ;;w;; cannyot find x3 hew. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^.^ Why there, there, there, :33 thewe! xDD A >w< diamond gone, cost :33 me 
x3 two >_> thousand ducats ^-^ in :33 Fwankfowt! ^.^ The xDD cuwse UwU nyevew uWu feww upon x3 ouw 
>w< nyation :3 tiww OwO nyow; ^-^ I UwU nyevew felt it :3 tiww UwU nyow. >_< Two >_> thousand ducats ^-^ in 
that, ^-^ and x3 othew OwO pwecious, ;;w;; pwecious jewels. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> my uWu daughtew 
were ^-^ dead :3 at >_> my >w< foot, ^-^ and >w< the >_> jewews ^-^ in ;;w;; hew :3 eaw; :3 wouwd she were 
^-^ heaws'd :3 at >_> my >w< foot, ^-^ and >w< the ducats ^-^ in ;;w;; hew x3 coffin! :33 Nyo OwO nyews :3 of 
them? :3 Why, UwU so- ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what's ;;w;; spent ^-^ in >w< the UwU seawch. :3 Why, 
thou- OwO woss upon ;;w;; woss! ^.^ The xDD thief ^w^ gonye xDD with ;;w;; so much, ^-^ and ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much uWu to 
find >w< the ÚwÚ thief; ^-^ and xDD nyo ^w^ satisfaction, xDD nyo uWu wevenge; >_< nyow xDD nyo ^w^ iww luck 
stirring but what lights uWu o' >_> my >w< shouwdews; xDD nyo sighs but uWu o' >_> my 
^.^ bweathing; xDD nyo tears but uWu o' >_> my >_> shedding! 
OwO TUBAW. ^w^ Yes, x3 othew ^-^ men have ^w^ iww luck >_< too: :3 Antonyio, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I heard ^-^ in 
>_> Genyoa- 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^w^ What, x3 what, UwU what? uWu Iww >w< wuck, ^w^ iww ^.^ wuck? 
OwO TUBAW. uWu Hath :3 an UwU awgosy ÚwÚ cast xDD away >w< coming OwO fwom ^w^ Twipowis. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^-^ I UwU thank God, ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ God. Is it ;;w;; twue, is it >w< twue? 
OwO TUBAW. ^-^ I ^-^ spoke xDD with ÚwÚ some :3 of >w< the UwU saiwows ^w^ that :33 escaped >w< the ^-^ wweck. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ thee, ^w^ good ÚwÚ Tubaw. Good OwO nyews, ^w^ good >w< nyews- ^-^ ha, ha!- 
heard ^-^ in ^w^ Genyoa. 
OwO TUBAW. ;;w;; Youw uWu daughtew ;;w;; spent ^-^ in Genoa, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >w< heawd, >w< onye OwO nyight, 
^w^ fouwscowe x3 ducats. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. Thou stick'st a xDD daggew ^-^ in >_> me- ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyevew see >_> my >_< gowd 
again. ^w^ Fouwscowe ducats :3 at a ^.^ sitting! ^w^ Fouwscowe ducats! 
OwO TUBAW. ;;w;; Thewe came divers :3 of Antonio's >_> cweditows ^-^ in >_> my company uWu to 
OwO Venyice ^w^ that xDD sweaw UwU he ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose but ÚwÚ bweak. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^-^ I am :3 vewy ^.^ gwad :3 of x3 it; >_< I'ww ^w^ pwague :3 him, >_< I'ww ;;w;; towtuwe xDD him; ^-^ I 
am ^.^ gwad :3 of uWu it. 
OwO TUBAW. uWu Onye :3 of them showed :33 me a ring ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ had :3 of ^-^ youw uWu daughtew 
for a ÚwÚ monkey. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. >_> Out upon ^w^ hew! Thou >w< towtuwest me, ÚwÚ Tubaw. >_> It >_> was >_> my 
turquoise; ^-^ I ^w^ had it :3 of :33 Weah uWu when ^-^ I >_> was a :3 bachewow; ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot 
have ÚwÚ given it for a ^w^ wiwdewnyess :3 of :3 monkeys. 
OwO TUBAW. xDD But xDD Antonyio is :3 cewtainwy ^.^ undonye. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. Nay, UwU that's OwO twue; UwU that's :3 vewy :3 twue. ^.^ Go, xDD Tubaw, >_< fee :33 me :3 an 
officer; >w< bespeak xDD him a fortnight OwO befowe. ^-^ I >w< wiww have >w< the :33 heawt :3 of 
:3 him, >_> if UwU he forfeit; ^-^ fow, were UwU he :33 out :3 of Venice, ^-^ I ^w^ can uWu make what 
x3 mewchandise ^-^ I :3 wiww. ^.^ Go, xDD Tubaw, ^-^ and meet :33 me :3 at x3 ouw ^.^ synyagogue; go, 
^w^ good Tubal; :3 at x3 ouw UwU synyagogue, ÚwÚ Tubaw. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^-^ Bewmont. xDD POWTIA'S house 

^-^ Entew >w< BASSANyIO, PORTIA, :3 GWATIANyO, NERISSA, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww their >_< twains 

UwU POWTIA. ^-^ I pray :33 you tarry; :33 pause a x3 day >w< ow x3 two 
:3 Befowe :33 you >_< hazawd; ^-^ fow, ^-^ in x3 choosing OwO wwong, 
^-^ I ;;w;; wose ^-^ youw xDD company; x3 thewefowe ÚwÚ fowbeaw a while. 
Thewe's x3 something x3 tewws >_> me- but it is UwU nyot >_> wove- 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ;;w;; wose you; ^-^ and :33 you >_< knyow :33 youwsewf 
Hate uWu counsews UwU nyot ^-^ in >_< such a OwO quawity. 
xDD But >_> west :33 you OwO shouwd UwU nyot understand :33 me :33 weww- 
And yet a ÚwÚ maiden hath xDD nyo tongue but ^w^ thought- 
^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 detain :33 you ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ some >_> month >w< ow x3 two 
:3 Befowe :33 you venture for >w< me. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ^-^ teach :33 you 
UwU How uWu to uWu choose >_< wight, but :33 then ^-^ I am xDD fowswown; 
So >w< wiww ^-^ I UwU nyevew x3 be; ;;w;; so ^w^ may :33 you miss x3 me; 
xDD But >_> if :33 you ÚwÚ do, ^.^ you'ww uWu make :33 me :33 wish a sin, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO been forsworn. >_< Beshwew ^-^ youw eyes! 
xDD They have ^.^ o'ewwook'd :33 me ^-^ and divided x3 me; 
uWu Onye :3 hawf :3 of :33 me is ^-^ youws, >w< the x3 othew :3 hawf ÚwÚ youws- 
Mine OwO own, ^-^ I :3 wouwd :3 say; but >_> if uWu minye, :33 then ^-^ youws, 
And ;;w;; so ;;w;; aww >w< youws. ÚwÚ O! uWu these ÚwÚ nyaughty xDD times 
ÚwÚ Puts OwO baws between >w< the :3 ownyews ^-^ and their UwU wights; 
And ;;w;; so, though ^-^ youws, UwU nyot >w< youws. uWu Pwove it ;;w;; so, 
Let xDD fowtunye ^w^ go uWu to uWu heww for ^w^ it, UwU nyot xDD I. 
^-^ I UwU speak x3 too :33 wong, but ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to >_< peize >w< the time, 
>_< To x3 eke ^w^ it, ^-^ and uWu to draw it :33 out ^-^ in length, 
>_< To x3 stay :33 you OwO fwom x3 ewection. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. Let :33 me ^.^ choose; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am, ^-^ I >_< wive upon >w< the ^-^ wack. 
UwU POWTIA. ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ÚwÚ wack, ÚwÚ Bassanyio? UwU Then x3 confess 
:3 What treason >w< thewe is :33 mingwed xDD with ^-^ youw :3 wove. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. UwU Nyonye but ^w^ that ^.^ ugwy treason :3 of ^-^ mistwust 
Which ^-^ makes :33 me ^w^ feaw >_> th' enjoying :3 of >_> my love; 
;;w;; Thewe ^w^ may ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww >_< be xDD amity ^-^ and OwO wife 
xDD 'Tween UwU snyow ^-^ and ^w^ fiwe ÚwÚ as treason ^-^ and >_> my :3 wove. 
UwU POWTIA. x3 Ay, but ^-^ I ^w^ feaw :33 you UwU speak upon >w< the ÚwÚ wack, 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ men UwU enfowced do UwU speak OwO anything. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. Promise :33 me >_< wife, ^-^ and >_< I'ww x3 confess >w< the xDD twuth. 
UwU POWTIA. ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, x3 confess ^-^ and xDD wive. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^.^ 'Confess' ^-^ and 'love' 
Had OwO been >w< the :3 vewy >_> sum :3 of >_> my confession. 
O happy ÚwÚ towment, uWu when >_> my torturer 
^.^ Doth ^-^ teach :33 me ^w^ answews for ^w^ dewivewance! 
xDD But let :33 me uWu to >_> my xDD fowtunye ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ caskets. 
UwU POWTIA. :3 Away, >_> then; ^-^ I am lock'd ^-^ in >w< onye :3 of uWu them. 
UwU If :33 you do :33 wove me, :33 you >w< wiww find :33 me x3 out. 
^-^ Nyewissa ^-^ and >w< the rest, >_< stand ;;w;; aww UwU awoof; 
Let music sound :33 whiwe UwU he x3 doth uWu make ^.^ his :3 choice; 
OwO Then, >_> if UwU he >_> wose, UwU he ^-^ makes a xDD swan-wike ^w^ end, 
^-^ Fading ^-^ in music. :33 That >w< the :3 compawison 
:3 May >_< stand :33 mowe proper, >_> my eye >_< shaww >_< be >w< the ^w^ stweam 
And uWu wat'wy uWu death-bed for ^-^ him. He ^w^ may xDD win; 
And what is music then? UwU Then music is 
uWu Even ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ fwouwish uWu when OwO twue ^-^ subjects bow 
>_< To a :33 nyew-cwownyed monarch; >_< such it is 
:33 As are those ^-^ duwcet sounds ^-^ in x3 bweak :3 of x3 day 
:33 That uWu cweep uWu into >w< the >_< dweaming uWu bwidegwoom's >_> eaw 
And ^w^ summon xDD him uWu to uWu mawwiage. :3 Nyow UwU he >_< goes, 
With xDD nyo less ÚwÚ pwesence, but xDD with ÚwÚ much :33 mowe love, 
uWu Than xDD young Alcides uWu when UwU he >w< did ^-^ wedeem 
^.^ The ^.^ viwgin tribute >_< paid :3 by ;;w;; howwing uWu Twoy 
>_< To >w< the ;;w;; sea-monstew. ^-^ I >_< stand for >_< sacwifice; 
^.^ The :33 west xDD awoof are >w< the Dardanian wives, 
With UwU bweawed >w< visages come ^-^ fowth uWu to ^-^ view 
^.^ The ^.^ issue :3 of >_> th' ^-^ expwoit. ^.^ Go, x3 Hewcuwes! 
ÚwÚ Wive UwU thou, ^-^ I xDD wive. With ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ much :33 mowe ;;w;; dismay 
^-^ I ^-^ view >w< the ^.^ fight than >w< thou ^w^ that ^.^ mak'st >w< the uWu fway. 

xDD A x3 SONG 

>w< the whilst BASSANIO xDD comments on >w< the ;;w;; caskets uWu to himself 

Tell :33 me >w< whewe is uWu fancy >_< bwed, 
>_> Ow ^-^ in >w< the :33 heawt >w< ow ^-^ in >w< the head, 
UwU How xDD begot, how nourished? 
xDD Wepwy, reply. 
>_> It is engend'red ^-^ in >w< the uWu eyes, 
With xDD gazing >w< fed; ^-^ and uWu fancy OwO dies 
^.^ In >w< the ^-^ cwadwe >w< whewe it uWu wies. 
Let uWu us ;;w;; aww ring UwU fancy's >w< knyeww: 
>_< I'ww begin uWu it- uWu Ding, ^-^ dong, UwU beww. 
OwO AWW. uWu Ding, ^-^ dong, UwU beww. 

ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. So ^w^ may >w< the UwU outwawd :3 shows >_< be least ÚwÚ themsewves; 
^.^ The UwU wowwd is OwO stiww x3 deceiv'd xDD with ornament. 
^.^ In uWu waw, what plea ;;w;; so :3 tainted ^-^ and :33 cowwupt 
>w< But, being season'd xDD with a OwO gwacious >_> voice, 
x3 Obscuwes >w< the ^w^ show :3 of xDD eviw? ^.^ In >w< wewigion, 
:3 What uWu damnyed :3 ewwow but ÚwÚ some sober ^.^ bwow 
Will bless ^w^ it, ^-^ and ÚwÚ appwove it xDD with a x3 text, 
^-^ Hiding >w< the :3 gwossnyess xDD with ^.^ faiw >_< ownyament? 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo x3 vice ;;w;; so ÚwÚ simpwe but :3 assumes 
^.^ Some >_< mawk :3 of virtue on ^.^ his UwU outwawd UwU pawts. 
UwU How uWu many :33 cowawds, :3 whose ^-^ heawts are ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as x3 fawse 
:33 As ÚwÚ staiws :3 of >_> sand, >_< weaw yet upon their ÚwÚ chins 
^.^ The beards :3 of ^w^ Hewcuwes ^-^ and frowning ÚwÚ Maws; 
^-^ Who, inward ^.^ seawch'd, have >w< wivews ^w^ white ÚwÚ as milk! 
And uWu these >_> assume but xDD vawouw's ÚwÚ excwement 
>_< To x3 wendew them redoubted. ÚwÚ Wook on beauty 
And :33 you >_< shaww see ÚwÚ 'tis :33 puwchas'd :3 by >w< the x3 weight, 
Which ÚwÚ thewein xDD wowks a UwU miwacwe ^-^ in UwU nyatuwe, 
>_< Making them lightest ^w^ that >_< weaw :3 most :3 of x3 it; 
So are those uWu cwisped UwU snyaky xDD gowden locks 
Which uWu make >_< such ÚwÚ wanton gambols xDD with >w< the ^.^ wind 
ÚwÚ Upon x3 supposed UwU faiwnyess x3 often known 
>_< To >_< be >w< the ^.^ dowwy :3 of a ;;w;; second ÚwÚ head- 
^.^ The x3 skuww ^w^ that uWu bwed them ^-^ in >w< the sepulchre. 
Thus uWu ownyament is but >w< the :33 guiwed ^w^ showe 
>_< To a :3 most ^w^ dangewous :3 sea; >w< the beauteous ^-^ scawf 
:33 Veiwing :3 an UwU Indian >_> beauty; ^-^ in a word, 
^.^ The seeming >_> twuth xDD which cunning xDD times put on 
>_< To >w< entwap >w< the ÚwÚ wisest. ;;w;; Thewefowe, >w< thou >_< gaudy :3 gowd, 
UwU Hawd uWu food for Midas, ^-^ I >w< wiww none :3 of ;;w;; thee; 
>_> Nyow none :3 of ^-^ thee, >w< thou ^-^ pawe ^-^ and UwU common ^-^ dwudge 
xDD 'Tween man ^-^ and >_< man; but UwU thou, >w< thou >w< meagwe x3 wead, 
Which :3 wathew ;;w;; thweaten'st than dost x3 pwomise ÚwÚ aught, 
>w< Thy ^.^ pwainnyess moves :33 me :33 mowe than >w< ewoquence, 
And ÚwÚ hewe uWu choose xDD I. :3 Joy >_< be >w< the ^.^ consequence! 
UwU POWTIA. [Aside] UwU How ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 othew UwU passions ^w^ fweet uWu to ;;w;; aiw, 
:33 As doubtful xDD thoughts, ^-^ and uWu wash-embwac'd ^w^ despaiw, 
And shudd'ring fear, ^-^ and ^-^ gween-ey'd UwU jeawousy! 
O love, >_< be xDD modewate, >w< awway thy >_< ecstasy, 
^.^ In :3 measuwe rain thy joy, ^.^ scant ^w^ this ;;w;; excess! 
^-^ I feel x3 too ÚwÚ much thy blessing. Make it UwU wess, 
:3 Fow ^w^ feaw ^-^ I ÚwÚ suwfeit. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. [Opening >w< the :33 weaden >_> casket] :3 What find ^-^ I :33 hewe? 
:33 Faiw >_< Powtia's :3 countewfeit! :3 What demi-god 
uWu Hath come ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw creation? :3 Move uWu these eyes? 
>_> Ow whether UwU widing on >w< the >_> bawws :3 of mine 
UwU Seem :33 they ^-^ in >_< motion? uWu Hewe are ^.^ sevew'd lips, 
Parted xDD with sugar ^-^ bweath; ;;w;; so sweet a bar 
^.^ Shouwd sunder >_< such sweet uWu fwiends. uWu Hewe ^-^ in ;;w;; hew uWu haiws 
^.^ The uWu paintew UwU pways >w< the spider, ^-^ and hath woven 
xDD A xDD gowden x3 mesh uWu t' >w< entwap >w< the ^-^ heawts :3 of ^-^ men 
xDD Fastew than gnats ^-^ in x3 cobwebs. xDD But ;;w;; hew :33 eyes- 
UwU How ^-^ couwd UwU he see uWu to do them? ^.^ Having uWu made :3 onye, 
xDD Methinks it OwO shouwd have ÚwÚ powew uWu to >_> steaw x3 both uWu his, 
And uWu weave ^w^ itsewf unfurnish'd. ^w^ Yet >w< wook how far 
^.^ The substance :3 of >_> my praise x3 doth ^-^ wwong ^w^ this uWu shadow 
^.^ In underprizing ^w^ it, ;;w;; so far ^w^ this uWu shadow 
^.^ Doth limp x3 behind >w< the >w< substance. Here's >w< the ÚwÚ scwoww, 
^.^ The continent ^-^ and ^w^ summawy :3 of >_> my UwU fowtunye. 
>w< 'You ^w^ that uWu choose UwU nyot :3 by >w< the view, 
x3 Chance ÚwÚ as ^.^ faiw ^-^ and uWu choose ÚwÚ as uWu twue! 
;;w;; Since ^w^ this xDD fowtunye ;;w;; fawws uWu to ^.^ you, 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ content ^-^ and >w< seek xDD nyo x3 nyew. 
UwU If :33 you >_< be ^w^ weww pleas'd xDD with ^w^ this, 
And hold ^-^ youw xDD fowtunye for ^-^ youw ^w^ bwiss, 
:3 Tuwn uWu to >w< whewe ^-^ youw lady is 
And x3 cwaim ;;w;; hew xDD with a >_> woving ^-^ kiss.' 
xDD A ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ scwoww. :33 Faiw xDD wady, :3 by ^-^ youw OwO weave; 
^-^ I come :3 by >w< nyote, uWu to >w< give ^-^ and uWu to ^-^ weceive. 
>w< Wike >w< onye :3 of x3 two contending ^-^ in a uWu pwize, 
:33 That :33 thinks UwU he hath ^w^ donye ^w^ weww ^-^ in ÚwÚ peopwe's uWu eyes, 
^.^ Heawing ;;w;; appwause ^-^ and universal ^.^ shout, 
OwO Giddy ^-^ in xDD spiwit, OwO stiww xDD gazing ^-^ in a ÚwÚ doubt 
^.^ Whethew those peals :3 of praise >_< be ^.^ his >w< ow no; 
;;w;; So, :33 thwice-faiw xDD wady, >_< stand ^-^ I uWu even ;;w;; so, 
:33 As doubtful whether what ^-^ I see >_< be ;;w;; twue, 
OwO Untiw confirm'd, x3 sign'd, ratified :3 by ÚwÚ you. 
UwU POWTIA. You see me, xDD Wowd ^w^ Bassanyio, >w< whewe ^-^ I ^w^ stand, 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >w< am. OwO Though for myself OwO awonye 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be ambitious ^-^ in >_> my :33 wish 
>_< To :33 wish myself ÚwÚ much better, yet for :33 you 
^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be :33 twebwed twenty xDD times x3 mysewf, 
xDD A >_> thousand xDD times :33 mowe x3 faiw, >_< ten >_> thousand xDD times :33 mowe UwU wich, 
:33 That :3 onwy uWu to >_< stand >_> high ^-^ in ^-^ youw :33 account 
^-^ I :33 might ^-^ in OwO viwtues, ^-^ beauties, livings, :3 fwiends, 
OwO Exceed xDD account. xDD But >w< the full >_> sum :3 of :33 me 
Is >_> sum :3 of x3 something which, uWu to term ^-^ in :33 gwoss, 
Is :3 an :33 unwesson'd ^w^ giww, UwU unschoow'd, unpractis'd; 
x3 Happy ^-^ in ^w^ this, she is UwU nyot yet ;;w;; so old 
xDD But she ^w^ may :3 weawn; uWu happiew than ^w^ this, 
ÚwÚ She is UwU nyot uWu bwed ;;w;; so ^.^ duww but she ^w^ can :3 weawn; 
Happiest :3 of ;;w;; aww is ^w^ that ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ gentwe ÚwÚ spiwit 
ÚwÚ Commits ^w^ itsewf uWu to ;;w;; youws uWu to >_< be :3 diwected, 
:33 As OwO fwom ;;w;; hew lord, ;;w;; hew :33 govewnyow, ;;w;; hew ^w^ king. 
:3 Mysewf ^-^ and what is mine uWu to :33 you ^-^ and ;;w;; youws 
Is now ;;w;; convewted. xDD But now ^-^ I >_> was >w< the lord 
Of ^w^ this ^.^ faiw :3 mansion, ^w^ mastew :3 of >_> my servants, 
Queen ^.^ o'ew myself; ^-^ and uWu even uWu nyow, but uWu nyow, 
^.^ This uWu house, uWu these servants, ^-^ and ^w^ this ^-^ same x3 mysewf, 
;;w;; Awe ÚwÚ youws- >_> my xDD wowd's. ^-^ I >w< give them xDD with ^w^ this ^.^ wing, 
Which uWu when :33 you ^.^ pawt uWu fwom, >_> wose, >w< ow >w< give uWu away, 
Let it presage >w< the ^.^ wuin :3 of ^-^ youw love, 
And >_< be >_> my vantage uWu to uWu excwaim on ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^-^ Madam, :33 you have ^.^ beweft :33 me :3 of ;;w;; aww words; 
^w^ Onwy >_> my UwU bwood ;;w;; speaks uWu to :33 you ^-^ in >_> my uWu veins; 
And >w< thewe is >_< such UwU confusion ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ powews 
UwU As, after ÚwÚ some >w< owation uWu faiwwy ^-^ spoke 
By a :3 bewoved :33 pwince, >w< thewe x3 doth ÚwÚ appeaw 
Among >w< the x3 buzzing ÚwÚ pweased multitude, 
;;w;; Whewe >_> evewy ;;w;; something, being ;;w;; bwent xDD togethew, 
>_> Tuwns uWu to a wild :3 of ;;w;; nyothing, >_< save :3 of ;;w;; joy 
;;w;; Expwess'd ^-^ and UwU nyot :3 expwess'd. xDD But uWu when ^w^ this ring 
x3 Pawts OwO fwom ^w^ this ^-^ fingew, :33 then x3 pawts OwO wife OwO fwom OwO hence; 
OwO O, :33 then >_< be xDD bowd uWu to say ^-^ Bassanyio's ;;w;; dead! 
>_< NyEWISSA. ^w^ My lord ^-^ and xDD wady, it is now x3 ouw :3 time 
:33 That have >w< stood :3 by ^-^ and seen x3 ouw UwU wishes xDD pwospew 
>_< To ^.^ cwy ^.^ 'Good joy.' Good joy, >_> my lord ^-^ and :33 wady! 
xDD GWATIANyO. ^w^ My xDD Wowd ^w^ Bassanyio, ^-^ and >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe xDD wady, 
^-^ I :33 wish :33 you ;;w;; aww >w< the ;;w;; joy ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ can wish, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe :33 you ^w^ can :33 wish none OwO fwom x3 me; 
And, uWu when ^-^ youw UwU honyouws UwU mean uWu to ^w^ sowemnyize 
^.^ The >w< bawgain :3 of ^-^ youw faith, ^-^ I do uWu beseech :33 you 
uWu Even :3 at ^w^ that :3 time ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< be married >_< too. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. With ;;w;; aww >_> my heart, ;;w;; so >w< thou >_> canst x3 get a ÚwÚ wife. 
xDD GWATIANyO. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw lordship, :33 you have ^w^ got :33 me ^w^ onye. 
^w^ My uWu eyes, >_> my lord, ^w^ can >w< wook ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ swift ÚwÚ as OwO youws: 
You OwO saw >w< the mistress, ^-^ I ^-^ behewd >w< the ^-^ maid; 
You lov'd, ^-^ I ^-^ wov'd; for uWu intewmission 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe ^.^ pewtains uWu to me, >_> my lord, than ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; Youw xDD fowtunye >w< stood upon >w< the ;;w;; caskets there, 
And ;;w;; so >w< did mine OwO too, ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 mattew >_< fawws; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; wooing ÚwÚ hewe x3 untiw ^-^ I sweat >w< again, 
And >w< sweawing :3 tiww >_> my :3 vewy :3 woof >_> was dry 
With :3 oaths :3 of love, :3 at >w< wast- >_> if x3 pwomise >w< wast- 
^-^ I ^w^ got a x3 pwomise :3 of ^w^ this ^.^ faiw >w< onye ÚwÚ hewe 
>_< To have ;;w;; hew love, OwO pwovided ^w^ that ^-^ youw xDD fowtunye 
uWu Achiev'd ;;w;; hew mistress. 
UwU POWTIA. Is ^w^ this ;;w;; twue, :33 Nyewissa? 
>_< NyEWISSA. ^-^ Madam, it UwU is, ;;w;; so :33 you >_< stand pleas'd withal. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. And do ^.^ you, >_< Gwatianyo, UwU mean ^w^ good faith? 
xDD GWATIANyO. ^w^ Yes, faith, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. >_< Ouw xDD feast >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ much ^.^ honyouwed ^-^ in ^-^ youw uWu mawwiage. 
xDD GWATIANyO. >w< We'ww uWu pway xDD with xDD them: >w< the >_> fiwst :33 boy for a >_> thousand 
x3 ducats. 
>_< NyEWISSA. ^w^ What, ^-^ and ^-^ stake xDD down? 
xDD GWATIANyO. >w< Nyo; ;;w;; we >_< shaww >w< nye'ew >w< win :3 at ^w^ that :33 spowt, ^-^ and ^-^ stake ^.^ down- 
xDD But ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? UwU Wowenzo ^-^ and ^.^ his :3 infidew? 
^w^ What, ^-^ and >_> my old >_< Venyetian ^.^ fwiend, uWu Sawewio! 

^-^ Entew UwU WOWENZO, ;;w;; JESSICA, ^-^ and uWu SAWEWIO, a ^.^ messengew 
OwO fwom OwO Venyice 

ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. UwU Wowenzo ^-^ and ^w^ Sawewio, >_< wewcome hither, 
UwU If ^w^ that >w< the ^w^ youth :3 of >_> my xDD nyew :33 int'west ÚwÚ hewe 
>_< Have ÚwÚ powew uWu to :33 bid :33 you x3 wewcome. By ^-^ youw leave, 
^-^ I :33 bid >_> my :3 vewy >w< fwiends ^-^ and >_< countwymen, 
^-^ Sweet x3 Powtia, x3 wewcome. 
UwU POWTIA. So do ;;w;; I, >_> my OwO wowd; 
xDD They are UwU entiwewy x3 wewcome. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw honour. :3 Fow >_> my >_< pawt, >_> my lord, 
^w^ My OwO puwpose >_> was UwU nyot uWu to have seen :33 you >_> hewe; 
xDD But OwO meeting xDD with >w< Sawewio :3 by >w< the OwO way, 
He >w< did entreat me, :33 past ;;w;; aww saying :33 nyay, 
>_< To come xDD with xDD him :3 awong. 
SALERIO. ^-^ I did, >_> my lord, 
And ^-^ I have :3 weason for uWu it. :3 Signyiow xDD Antonyio 
xDD Commends xDD him uWu to ÚwÚ you. xDD [Gives BASSANIO a letter] 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. Ere ^-^ I OwO ope ^.^ his >_> wettew, 
^-^ I pray :33 you tell :33 me how >_> my ^w^ good uWu fwiend UwU doth. 
SALERIO. uWu Nyot ÚwÚ sick, >_> my lord, UwU unwess it >_< be ^-^ in mind; 
>_> Nyow UwU weww, UwU unwess ^-^ in mind; ^.^ his letter >w< thewe 
Will ^w^ show :33 you ^.^ his ^.^ estate. >w< [BASSANyIO opens >w< the letter] 
xDD GWATIANyO. uWu Nyewissa, :3 cheew yond x3 stwangew; :33 bid ;;w;; hew x3 wewcome. 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; hand, xDD Sawewio. What's >w< the OwO nyews OwO fwom ^w^ Venyice? 
UwU How x3 doth ^w^ that ;;w;; woyaw merchant, ^w^ good OwO Antonyio? 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU he >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ gwad :3 of x3 ouw >_> success: 
OwO We are >w< the Jasons, ;;w;; we have won >w< the ^.^ fweece. 
SALERIO. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you ^w^ had won >w< the :33 fweece ^w^ that UwU he hath lost. 
UwU POWTIA. ;;w;; Thewe are ÚwÚ some ^-^ shwewd ^w^ contents ^-^ in yond ^-^ same paper 
:33 That ÚwÚ steaws >w< the xDD cowouw OwO fwom ^-^ Bassanyio's cheek: 
^.^ Some dear uWu fwiend >_> dead, else OwO nyothing ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd 
x3 Couwd ^w^ tuwn ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >w< the constitution 
Of :33 any ;;w;; constant man. ^w^ What, worse ^-^ and ÚwÚ wowse! 
With leave, Bassanio: ^-^ I am :3 hawf ÚwÚ youwsewf, 
And ^-^ I must xDD fweewy have >w< the :3 hawf :3 of anything 
:33 That ^w^ this ^-^ same paper UwU bwings ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. O sweet x3 Powtia, 
uWu Hewe are a OwO few :3 of >w< the >w< unpweasant'st >_> wowds 
:33 That ^-^ evew blotted xDD papew! Gentle xDD wady, 
When ^-^ I >w< did >_> fiwst impart >_> my :33 wove uWu to ^.^ you, 
^-^ I xDD fweewy >_< towd :33 you ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD weawth ^-^ I ^w^ had 
^-^ Wan ^-^ in >_> my veins- ^-^ I >_> was a ;;w;; gentweman; 
And :33 then ^-^ I >_< towd :33 you :3 twue. And yet, dear xDD wady, 
>_< Wating myself :3 at ;;w;; nyothing, :33 you >_< shaww see 
UwU How ÚwÚ much ^-^ I >_> was a ^.^ bwaggawt. When ^-^ I >_< towd :33 you 
^w^ My ^.^ state >_> was ;;w;; nyothing, ^-^ I OwO shouwd :33 then have >_< towd :33 you 
:33 That ^-^ I >_> was worse than :3 nyothing; for uWu indeed 
^-^ I have ^.^ engag'd myself uWu to a dear ^.^ fwiend, 
xDD Engag'd >_> my uWu fwiend uWu to ^.^ his mere ;;w;; enyemy, 
>_< To ;;w;; feed >_> my UwU means. uWu Hewe is a >_> wettew, xDD wady, 
^.^ The paper ÚwÚ as >w< the body :3 of >_> my ^.^ fwiend, 
And >_> evewy :3 wowd ^-^ in it a >_> gaping ÚwÚ wound 
UwU Issuing :3 wife-bwood. xDD But is it ;;w;; twue, :3 Sawewio? 
uWu Hath ;;w;; aww ^.^ his OwO ventuwes :3 faiw'd? ^w^ What, UwU nyot >w< onye hit? 
^w^ Fwom Tripolis, OwO fwom >_< Mexico, ^-^ and ^.^ Engwand, 
^w^ Fwom Lisbon, >_< Bawbawy, ^-^ and India, 
And UwU nyot >w< onye uWu vessew OwO scape >w< the dreadful >_< touch 
Of ;;w;; mewchant-mawwing uWu wocks? 
SALERIO. uWu Nyot :3 onye, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:33 Besides, it OwO shouwd ÚwÚ appeaw that, >_> if UwU he ^w^ had 
^.^ The present ^.^ monyey uWu to >w< dischawge >w< the x3 Jew, 
He :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^w^ take uWu it. ^.^ Nyevew >w< did ^-^ I >_< knyow 
xDD A OwO cweatuwe ^w^ that >w< did ;;w;; beaw >w< the shape :3 of man 
So ;;w;; keen ^-^ and greedy uWu to confound a man. 
He >_> pwies >w< the xDD Duke :3 at ^.^ mownying ^-^ and :3 at OwO nyight, 
And x3 doth UwU impeach >w< the ^w^ fweedom :3 of >w< the xDD state, 
UwU If :33 they uWu deny xDD him >_> justice. >_> Twenty UwU mewchants, 
^.^ The xDD Duke ^w^ himsewf, ^-^ and >w< the x3 magnyificoes 
Of >w< gweatest ^.^ powt, have ;;w;; aww persuaded xDD with xDD him; 
xDD But none ^w^ can :33 dwive xDD him OwO fwom >w< the :33 envious plea 
Of ^.^ fowfeituwe, :3 of UwU justice, ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ bond. 
UwU JESSICA. When ^-^ I >_> was xDD with :3 him, ^-^ I have heard xDD him xDD sweaw 
>_< To xDD Tubaw ^-^ and uWu to Chus, ^.^ his >_< countwymen, 
:33 That UwU he :3 wouwd :3 wathew have Antonio's flesh 
uWu Than twenty xDD times >w< the ^.^ vawue :3 of >w< the >_> sum 
:33 That UwU he >w< did ^-^ owe xDD him; ^-^ and ^-^ I :33 knyow, >_> my lord, 
UwU If uWu waw, ^.^ authowity, ^-^ and :33 powew, uWu deny not, 
>_> It >w< wiww ^w^ go :33 hawd xDD with x3 poow ;;w;; Antonyio. 
UwU POWTIA. Is it ^-^ youw dear uWu fwiend ^w^ that is UwU thus ^-^ in :3 twoubwe? 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^.^ The x3 deawest uWu fwiend uWu to me, >w< the :3 kindest ;;w;; man, 
^.^ The uWu best UwU condition'd ^-^ and OwO unweawied ÚwÚ spiwit 
^.^ In x3 doing courtesies; ^-^ and >w< onye ^-^ in whom 
^.^ The ancient UwU Woman >w< honyouw :33 mowe ;;w;; appeaws 
uWu Than :33 any ^w^ that :3 dwaws >_< bweath ^-^ in ^w^ Itawy. 
UwU POWTIA. :3 What >_> sum UwU owes UwU he >w< the ^-^ Jew? 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. :3 Fow me, xDD thwee >_> thousand x3 ducats. 
UwU POWTIA. x3 What! xDD nyo >_< mowe? 
>_> Pay xDD him six OwO thousand, ^-^ and ;;w;; deface >w< the uWu bond; 
>_> Doubwe six OwO thousand, ^-^ and :33 then ;;w;; twebwe that, 
:3 Befowe a uWu fwiend :3 of ^w^ this :3 descwiption 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; wose a >w< haiw through ^-^ Bassanyio's ^-^ fauwt. 
>_< Fiwst ^w^ go xDD with :33 me uWu to :3 chuwch ^-^ and UwU caww :33 me ÚwÚ wife, 
And :33 then xDD away uWu to OwO Venyice uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ fwiend; 
:3 Fow UwU nyevew >_< shaww :33 you >_< wie :3 by >_< Powtia's >w< side 
With :3 an unquiet >w< souw. You >_< shaww have >_< gowd 
>_< To ^-^ pay >w< the xDD petty ^.^ debt twenty xDD times x3 ovew. 
When it is :33 paid, >_< bwing ^-^ youw OwO twue uWu fwiend :3 awong. 
^w^ My ÚwÚ maid ^-^ Nyewissa ^-^ and myself >w< meantime 
Will >_< wive ÚwÚ as maids ^-^ and widows. uWu Come, away; 
:3 Fow :33 you >_< shaww hence upon ^-^ youw >w< wedding ;;w;; day. 
OwO Bid ^-^ youw >w< fwiends uWu wewcome, ^w^ show a uWu mewwy xDD cheew; 
;;w;; Since :33 you are dear ;;w;; bought, ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 wove :33 you x3 deaw. 
xDD But let :33 me >_> heaw >w< the letter :3 of ^-^ youw OwO fwiend. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. >_< [Weads] x3 'Sweet ^w^ Bassanyio, >_> my >w< ships have ;;w;; aww ^w^ miscawwied, 
>_> my >_> cweditows ÚwÚ gwow UwU cwuew, >_> my estate is :3 vewy ^.^ wow, >_> my >_< bond uWu to >w< the 
Jew is forfeit; ^-^ and since, ^-^ in >w< paying ^w^ it, it is :3 impossibwe ^-^ I 
OwO shouwd >_< wive, ;;w;; aww UwU debts are >_< cweaw'd between :33 you ^-^ and ;;w;; I, >_> if ^-^ I :33 might 
but see :33 you :3 at >_> my ^-^ death. UwU Nyotwithstanding, ÚwÚ use ^-^ youw ;;w;; pweasuwe; >_> if 
^-^ youw :33 wove do UwU nyot x3 pewsuade :33 you uWu to come, let UwU nyot >_> my letter.' 
UwU POWTIA. O love, ÚwÚ dispatch ;;w;; aww business ^-^ and >_< be :33 gonye! 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ;;w;; Since ^-^ I have ^-^ youw ^w^ good uWu weave uWu to ^w^ go uWu away, 
^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make OwO haste; OwO but, :3 tiww ^-^ I come >w< again, 
:33 Nyo bed >_< shaww e'er >_< be x3 guiwty :3 of >_> my ;;w;; stay, 
>_> Nyow :33 west >_< be >w< intewposew 'twixt uWu us >w< twain. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
Venice. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew >_< SHYWOCK, uWu SOWANyIO, ^w^ ANTONyIO, ^-^ and ;;w;; GAOWEW 

^.^ SHYWOCK. ^w^ Gaowew, >w< wook uWu to ^-^ him. Tell UwU nyot :33 me :3 of :3 mewcy- 
^.^ This is >w< the UwU foow ^w^ that ^-^ went :33 out ^.^ monyey ^-^ gwatis. 
^w^ Gaowew, >w< wook uWu to ^-^ him. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. Hear :33 me yet, ^w^ good OwO Shywock. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. >_< I'ww have >_> my uWu bond; UwU speak UwU nyot ÚwÚ against >_> my ^-^ bond. 
^-^ I have ^w^ swown :3 an oath ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< wiww have >_> my ^-^ bond. 
Thou call'dst :33 me ^-^ dog :33 befowe >w< thou ^.^ hadst a cause, 
>w< But, >_> since ^-^ I am a UwU dog, :33 bewawe >_> my :33 fangs; 
^.^ The xDD Duke >_< shaww ÚwÚ gwant :33 me >_> justice. ^-^ I do >_> wondew, 
Thou ÚwÚ nyaughty gaoler, ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt ;;w;; so ;;w;; fond 
>_< To come abroad xDD with xDD him :3 at ^.^ his ^-^ wequest. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee >_> heaw :33 me ^w^ speak. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. >_< I'ww have >_> my ^-^ bond. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> heaw ÚwÚ thee uWu speak; 
>_< I'ww have >_> my uWu bond; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe UwU speak xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
>_< I'ww UwU nyot >_< be uWu made a UwU soft ^-^ and ^.^ duww-ey'd >w< foow, 
>_< To shake >w< the head, relent, ^-^ and :3 sigh, ^-^ and ÚwÚ yiewd, 
>_< To Christian intercessors. Follow not; 
>_< I'ww have xDD nyo xDD speaking; ^-^ I >w< wiww have >_> my ^-^ bond. x3 Exit 
^.^ SOWANyIO. >_> It is >w< the :3 most :33 impenyetwabwe ^-^ cuw 
:33 That ^-^ evew ÚwÚ kept xDD with UwU men. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. Let xDD him ^.^ awonye; 
>_< I'ww x3 fowwow xDD him xDD nyo :33 mowe xDD with bootless >w< pwayews. 
He seeks >_> my ^-^ wife; ^.^ his :3 weason ^w^ weww ^-^ I OwO knyow: 
^-^ I oft >w< dewivew'd OwO fwom ^.^ his forfeitures 
^w^ Many ^w^ that have :3 at xDD times uWu made ÚwÚ moan uWu to x3 me; 
Therefore UwU he ^.^ hates >w< me. 
^.^ SOWANyIO. ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe >w< the xDD Duke 
Will UwU nyevew ÚwÚ gwant ^w^ this UwU fowfeituwe uWu to UwU howd. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^.^ The xDD Duke ;;w;; cannyot uWu deny >w< the ÚwÚ couwse :3 of law; 
:3 Fow >w< the uWu commodity ^w^ that strangers have 
With uWu us ^-^ in Venice, >_> if it >_< be x3 denyied, 
Will ÚwÚ much UwU impeach >w< the ÚwÚ justice :3 of >w< the xDD state, 
;;w;; Since ^w^ that >w< the >_> twade ^-^ and ^w^ pwofit :3 of >w< the OwO city 
:3 Consisteth :3 of ;;w;; aww ^-^ nyations. ;;w;; Thewefowe, go; 
These griefs ^-^ and OwO wosses have ;;w;; so ^.^ bated :33 me 
:33 That ^-^ I >_< shaww hardly spare a ^-^ pound :3 of flesh 
uWu To-mowwow uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ bwoody creditor. 
xDD Weww, gaoler, >w< on; pray >_> God UwU Bassanyio come 
>_< To see :33 me ^-^ pay ^.^ his debt, ^-^ and :33 then ^-^ I OwO cawe uWu nyot. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^-^ Bewmont. xDD POWTIA'S house 

^-^ Entew PORTIA, NERISSA, UwU WOWENZO, ;;w;; JESSICA, ^-^ and >w< BAWTHASAW 

ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^-^ Madam, although ^-^ I UwU speak it ^-^ in ^-^ youw ÚwÚ pwesence, 
You have a ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ and a OwO twue ^w^ conceit 
Of godlike >w< amity, xDD which ;;w;; appeaws :3 most ^w^ stwongwy 
^.^ In ÚwÚ beawing UwU thus >w< the ;;w;; absence :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ wowd. 
xDD But >_> if :33 you ^-^ knyew uWu to whom :33 you ^w^ show ^w^ this ;;w;; honyouw, 
UwU How OwO twue a gentleman :33 you ^.^ send uWu wewief, 
UwU How dear a >_> wovew :3 of >_> my lord ^-^ youw :3 husband, 
^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you :3 wouwd >_< be :33 pwoudew :3 of >w< the >w< wowk 
uWu Than OwO customawy xDD bounty ^w^ can enforce ÚwÚ you. 
UwU POWTIA. ^-^ I UwU nyevew >w< did ^-^ wepent for x3 doing ^.^ good, 
>_> Nyow >_< shaww UwU nyot OwO nyow; for ^-^ in ^-^ companyions 
:33 That do ^.^ convewse ^-^ and waste >w< the :3 time xDD togethew, 
>_< Whose >_< souws do ;;w;; beaw :3 an xDD equaw ^w^ yoke :3 of love, 
;;w;; Thewe must >_< be xDD nyeeds a OwO wike ÚwÚ pwopowtion 
Of UwU winyeaments, :3 of manners, ^-^ and :3 of xDD spiwit, 
Which ^-^ makes :33 me xDD think ^w^ that ^w^ this :3 Antonyio, 
ÚwÚ Being >w< the bosom >_> wovew :3 of >_> my lord, 
ÚwÚ Must xDD nyeeds >_< be OwO wike >_> my ^-^ wowd. UwU If it >_< be ;;w;; so, 
UwU How ^-^ wittwe is >w< the cost ^-^ I have ^w^ bestowed 
^.^ In purchasing >w< the :33 sembwance :3 of >_> my ^w^ souw 
^w^ Fwom :33 out >w< the ^.^ state :3 of >_< hewwish ^w^ cwuewty! 
^.^ This ÚwÚ comes x3 too uWu nyeaw >w< the praising :3 of myself; 
;;w;; Thewefowe, xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of x3 it; >_> heaw x3 othew >_< things. 
>w< Wowenzo, ^-^ I OwO commit uWu into ^-^ youw >w< hands 
^.^ The :33 husbandwy ^-^ and >_< manyage :3 of >_> my house 
OwO Untiw >_> my :33 wowd's ÚwÚ wetuwn; for mine ^-^ own >_< pawt, 
^-^ I have ^.^ towawd :3 heaven ^-^ bweath'd a ;;w;; secwet OwO vow 
>_< To >_< wive ^-^ in xDD pwayew ^-^ and OwO contempwation, 
^w^ Onwy attended :3 by ^-^ Nyewissa ;;w;; hewe, 
OwO Untiw ;;w;; hew :3 husband ^-^ and >_> my :33 wowd's >_> wetuwn. 
;;w;; Thewe is a :33 monyastewy x3 two miles ÚwÚ off, 
And >w< thewe ;;w;; we >w< wiww abide. ^-^ I do desire :33 you 
uWu Nyot uWu to uWu deny ^w^ this imposition, 
^.^ The xDD which >_> my :33 wove ^-^ and ÚwÚ some necessity 
:3 Nyow x3 ways upon ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^-^ Madam, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my :33 heawt 
^-^ I >_< shaww xDD obey :33 you ^-^ in :3 an ^.^ faiw OwO commands. 
UwU POWTIA. ^w^ My uWu peopwe do uWu awweady >_< knyow >_> my >w< mind, 
And >w< wiww :3 acknyowwedge :33 you ^-^ and >w< Jessica 
^.^ In :3 pwace :3 of xDD Wowd UwU Bassanyio ^-^ and uWu mysewf. 
So fare :33 you ^w^ weww :3 tiww ;;w;; we >_< shaww meet again. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. :33 Faiw ;;w;; thoughts ^-^ and happy >w< houws ^-^ attend on >_> you! 
UwU JESSICA. ^-^ I :33 wish ^-^ youw >_< wadyship ;;w;; aww xDD heawt's :33 content. 
UwU POWTIA. ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you for ^-^ youw wish, ^-^ and am ^w^ weww pleas'd 
>_< To :33 wish it >_< back on ÚwÚ you. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you UwU weww, ^.^ Jessica. 
Exeunt OwO JESSICA ^-^ and ^w^ WOWENZO 
xDD Nyow, Balthasar, 
:33 As ^-^ I have ^-^ evew x3 found ÚwÚ thee honest-true, 
So let :33 me find ÚwÚ thee >w< stiww. Take ^w^ this ^-^ same >_> wettew, 
And ÚwÚ use >w< thou ;;w;; aww >_> th' uWu endeavouw :3 of a man 
^.^ In >_< speed uWu to x3 Padua; see >w< thou x3 wendew ^w^ this 
>w< Into >_> my :33 cousin's OwO hands, Doctor >_> Bewwawio; 
And >w< wook what ÚwÚ nyotes ^-^ and ÚwÚ gawments UwU he x3 doth >w< give ^-^ thee, 
xDD Bwing them, ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, xDD with >_< imagin'd >_< speed 
uWu Unto >w< the >_> twaject, uWu to >w< the UwU common :33 fewwy 
Which UwU twades uWu to Venice. >_> Waste xDD nyo :3 time ^-^ in >_< wowds, 
xDD But x3 get ÚwÚ thee gone; ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be >w< thewe :33 befowe ;;w;; thee. 
BALTHASAR. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I ^w^ go xDD with ;;w;; aww >_< convenyient >_< speed. x3 Exit 
UwU POWTIA. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, uWu Nyewissa, ^-^ I have >w< wowk ^-^ in UwU hand 
:33 That :33 you yet >_< knyow UwU nyot OwO of; x3 we'ww see x3 ouw uWu husbands 
:3 Befowe :33 they xDD think :3 of :33 us. 
>_< NyEWISSA. ÚwÚ Shaww :33 they see xDD us? 
UwU POWTIA. xDD They UwU shaww, Nerissa; but ^-^ in >_< such a >_> habit 
:33 That :33 they >_< shaww xDD think ;;w;; we are ÚwÚ accompwished 
With ^w^ that ;;w;; we ;;w;; wack. >_< I'ww hold ÚwÚ thee :33 any xDD wagew, 
When ;;w;; we are x3 both ^.^ accoutwed OwO wike xDD young men, 
>_< I'ww >_< pwove >w< the prettier uWu fewwow :3 of >w< the xDD two, 
And >_< weaw >_> my xDD daggew xDD with >w< the uWu bwavew ;;w;; gwace, 
And UwU speak between >w< the ^w^ change :3 of man ^-^ and :33 boy 
With a reed x3 voice; ^-^ and ^w^ tuwn x3 two ^w^ mincing >_< steps 
>w< Into a uWu manwy x3 stwide; ^-^ and UwU speak :3 of frays 
>w< Wike a UwU finye bragging youth; ^-^ and tell >w< quaint ^w^ wies, 
UwU How >w< honyouwabwe ladies sought >_> my love, 
Which ^-^ I denying, :33 they uWu feww ÚwÚ sick ^-^ and died- 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot do withal. UwU Then >_< I'ww :33 wepent, 
And :33 wish for ;;w;; aww that, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had UwU nyot kill'd uWu them. 
And twenty :3 of uWu these puny ^w^ wies >_< I'ww ^w^ teww, 
:33 That ^-^ men >_< shaww xDD sweaw ^-^ I have discontinued :33 schoow 
About a ^.^ twewvemonth. ^-^ I have >_> within >_> my ;;w;; mind 
xDD A >_> thousand uWu waw :33 twicks :3 of uWu these bragging Jacks, 
Which ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< pwactise. 
>_< NyEWISSA. :3 Why, >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ tuwn uWu to ÚwÚ men? 
UwU POWTIA. >w< Fie, what a UwU question's that, 
UwU If >w< thou ^-^ wewt uWu nyeaw a ^w^ wewd ^w^ intewpwetew! 
xDD But come, >_< I'ww tell ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; aww >_> my uWu whowe ;;w;; device 
When ^-^ I am ^-^ in >_> my >w< coach, xDD which stays for uWu us 
x3 At >w< the :3 pawk ^.^ gate; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe haste uWu away, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we must :3 measuwe twenty miles xDD to-day. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
^-^ Bewmont. ^.^ The OwO gawden 

^-^ Entew LAUNCELOT ^-^ and OwO JESSICA 

>_> WAUNCEWOT. ^w^ Yes, xDD twuwy; ^-^ fow, >w< wook ^.^ you, >w< the sins :3 of >w< the father are uWu to 
>_< be OwO waid upon >w< the ;;w;; chiwdwen; >_< thewefowe, ^-^ I x3 pwomise ^.^ you, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ I >_> was uWu awways UwU pwain xDD with ^.^ you, ^-^ and ;;w;; so now ^-^ I UwU speak >_> my >_> agitation :3 of 
>w< the matter; x3 thewefowe >_< be uWu o' ^w^ good OwO cheew, for >_< twuwy ^-^ I xDD think :33 you are 
^.^ damn'd. ;;w;; Thewe is but >w< onye hope ^-^ in it ^w^ that ^w^ can do :33 you :33 any ^.^ good, ^-^ and 
^w^ that is but a uWu kind :3 of ^w^ bastawd x3 hope, neither. 
UwU JESSICA. And what hope is that, ^-^ I pray uWu thee? 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. x3 Mawwy, :33 you ^w^ may partly hope ^w^ that ^-^ youw father ^w^ got :33 you ^w^ nyot- 
^w^ that :33 you are UwU nyot >w< the ^-^ Jew's ;;w;; daughtew. 
UwU JESSICA. :33 That were a uWu kind :3 of ^w^ bastawd hope uWu indeed; ;;w;; so >w< the sins :3 of >_> my 
mother OwO shouwd >_< be visited upon >w< me. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. Truly :33 then ^-^ I ^w^ feaw :33 you are ^.^ damn'd x3 both :3 by father ^-^ and 
mother; UwU thus uWu when ^-^ I >_< shun Scylla, ^-^ youw ^-^ fathew, ^-^ I x3 faww uWu into 
>_> Chawybdis, ^-^ youw mother; UwU weww, :33 you are ^w^ gonye x3 both ÚwÚ ways. 
UwU JESSICA. ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be :33 sav'd :3 by >_> my ^-^ husband; UwU he hath uWu made :33 me a 
xDD Chwistian. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. ^w^ Twuwy, >w< the :33 mowe uWu to ^w^ bwame x3 he; ;;w;; we were ^-^ Chwistians enow 
:3 befowe, e'en ÚwÚ as uWu many ÚwÚ as ^-^ couwd ^w^ weww >_< wive >w< onye :3 by x3 anyothew. ^.^ This 
UwU making :3 of ^-^ Chwistians >w< wiww xDD waise >w< the ^.^ pwice :3 of >_> hogs; >_> if ;;w;; we ÚwÚ gwow ;;w;; aww 
uWu to >_< be :33 powk-eatews, ;;w;; we >_< shaww UwU nyot uWu showtwy have a :3 washew on >w< the 
UwU coaws for ÚwÚ monyey. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WOWENZO 

UwU JESSICA. >_< I'ww tell >_> my :3 husband, :3 Wauncewot, what :33 you :3 say; ÚwÚ hewe UwU he 
:33 comes. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^-^ I >_< shaww ÚwÚ gwow >w< jeawous :3 of :33 you shortly, :3 Wauncewot, >_> if :33 you 
UwU thus x3 get >_> my uWu wife uWu into ^-^ cownyews. 
UwU JESSICA. Nay, :33 you need >_< nyow ^w^ feaw us, :3 Wowenzo; Launcelot ^-^ and ^-^ I are 
:33 out; UwU he x3 tewws :33 me flatly >_< thewe's xDD nyo :33 mewcy for :33 me ^-^ in :33 heaven, 
ÚwÚ because ^-^ I am a ^-^ Jew's UwU daughtew; ^-^ and UwU he x3 says :33 you are xDD nyo ^w^ good ;;w;; membew 
:3 of >w< the uWu commonweawth, for ^-^ in OwO convewting OwO Jews uWu to ^-^ Chwistians :33 you 
xDD waise >w< the ^.^ pwice :3 of pork. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^-^ I >_< shaww answer ^w^ that xDD bettew uWu to >w< the x3 commonweawth than :33 you 
^w^ can >w< the >_< getting :3 up :3 of >w< the ^w^ nyegwo's OwO bewwy; >w< the :3 Moow is xDD with UwU chiwd 
:3 by ^.^ you, :33 Wauncewot. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. >_> It is ÚwÚ much ^w^ that >w< the :3 Moow OwO shouwd >_< be :33 mowe than x3 weason; but 
>_> if she >_< be less than :3 an uWu honyest woman, she is uWu indeed :33 mowe than ^-^ I 
took ;;w;; hew >_< fow. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. UwU How >_> evewy UwU foow ^w^ can uWu pway upon >w< the xDD wowd! ^-^ I xDD think >w< the uWu best 
^.^ gwace :3 of UwU wit >w< wiww uWu showtwy ^w^ tuwn uWu into x3 siwence, ^-^ and ;;w;; discouwse ÚwÚ gwow 
^-^ commendabwe ^-^ in none :3 onwy but OwO pawwots. :3 Go :33 in, ^w^ siwwah; :33 bid them 
:3 pwepawe for >_< dinnyew. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. :33 That is x3 donye, sir; :33 they have ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ stomachs. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^-^ Goodwy Lord, what a wit-snapper are >_> you! UwU Then :33 bid them 
:3 pwepawe >_< dinnyew. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. :33 That is ^w^ donye OwO too, sir, :3 onwy UwU 'covew' is >w< the word. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. Will :33 you >_> covew, uWu then, >_> siw? 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, sir, :3 nyeithew; ^-^ I >_< knyow >_> my ^w^ duty. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^w^ Yet :33 mowe quarrelling xDD with OwO occasion! UwU Wiwt >w< thou ^w^ show >w< the 
uWu whowe xDD weawth :3 of thy UwU wit ^-^ in :3 an instant? ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee understand a 
UwU pwain man ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU pwain ^.^ meanying: ^w^ go uWu to thy fellows, :33 bid them cover 
>w< the ÚwÚ tabwe, >_> sewve ^-^ in >w< the meat, ^-^ and ;;w;; we >w< wiww come ^-^ in uWu to >_< dinnyew. 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. :3 Fow >w< the ÚwÚ tabwe, sir, it >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ sewv'd in; for >w< the meat, 
sir, it >_< shaww >_< be cover'd; for ^-^ youw >w< coming ^-^ in uWu to OwO dinnyew, sir, OwO why, 
let it >_< be ÚwÚ as UwU humouws ^-^ and uWu conceits >_< shaww govern. 
x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. O dear discretion, how ^.^ his >_> wowds are suited! 
^.^ The UwU foow hath OwO pwanted ^-^ in ^.^ his memory 
;;w;; An >w< awmy :3 of ^w^ good words; ^-^ and ^-^ I do >_< knyow 
xDD A uWu many x3 foows ^w^ that >_< stand ^-^ in xDD bettew place, 
Garnish'd OwO wike :3 him, ^w^ that for a x3 twicksy :3 wowd 
Defy >w< the >w< mattew. UwU How ;;w;; cheew'st UwU thou, Jessica? 
And uWu nyow, ^w^ good >w< sweet, say thy uWu opinyion, 
UwU How dost >w< thou OwO wike >w< the xDD Wowd ^-^ Bassanyio's :33 wife? 
UwU JESSICA. ;;w;; Past ;;w;; aww >w< expwessing. >_> It is :3 vewy meet 
^.^ The xDD Wowd UwU Bassanyio >_< wive :3 an x3 upwight >_< wife, 
^.^ Fow, having >_< such a ÚwÚ bwessing ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD wady, 
He finds >w< the x3 joys :3 of :3 heaven ÚwÚ hewe on earth; 
And >_> if on earth UwU he do UwU nyot UwU mewit ^w^ it, 
^.^ In :3 weason UwU he OwO shouwd UwU nyevew come uWu to >w< heaven. 
:3 Why, >_> if x3 two UwU gods OwO shouwd uWu pway ÚwÚ some uWu heavenwy >w< match, 
And on >w< the wager lay x3 two ^-^ eawthwy ^w^ women, 
And UwU Powtia :3 onye, >w< thewe must >_< be x3 something else 
uWu Pawn'd xDD with >w< the ^.^ othew; for >w< the x3 poow rude UwU wowwd 
uWu Hath UwU nyot ;;w;; hew fellow. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. uWu Even >_< such a :3 husband 
Hast >w< thou :3 of :33 me ÚwÚ as she is for a ÚwÚ wife. 
UwU JESSICA. Nay, but ask >_> my >_> opinyion x3 too :3 of UwU that. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^-^ I >w< wiww OwO anyon; >_> fiwst let uWu us ^w^ go uWu to >_< dinnyew. 
UwU JESSICA. Nay, let :33 me praise :33 you :33 whiwe ^-^ I have a x3 stomach. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. x3 Nyo, pray ^-^ thee, let it >_> sewve for >_< tabwe-tawk; 
UwU Then ^w^ howsome'ew >w< thou speak'st, >w< 'mong x3 othew things 
^-^ I >_< shaww xDD digest uWu it. 
UwU JESSICA. xDD Weww, >_< I'ww ^w^ set :33 you forth. Exeunt 




>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
Venice. ^.^ The >w< couwt :3 of ÚwÚ justice 

^-^ Entew >w< the ^w^ DUKE, >w< the UwU MAGNyIFICOES, ^w^ ANTONyIO, >w< BASSANyIO, :3 GWATIANyO, uWu SAWEWIO, 
^-^ and :33 OTHEWS 

:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< VENyICE. ^w^ What, is xDD Antonyio :33 hewe? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. Ready, ;;w;; so UwU pwease ^-^ youw Grace. 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< VENyICE. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy for ;;w;; thee; >w< thou UwU awt come uWu to answer 
xDD A ^w^ stony OwO advewsawy, :3 an ;;w;; inhuman ÚwÚ wwetch, 
Uncapable :3 of pity, ^.^ void ^-^ and uWu empty 
^w^ Fwom :33 any uWu dwam :3 of mercy. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ I have heard 
;;w;; Youw Grace hath xDD ta'en >_> gweat ^-^ pains uWu to uWu quawify 
:33 His ;;w;; wigowous course; but >_> since UwU he ^.^ stands x3 obduwate, 
And ^w^ that xDD nyo x3 wawfuw ÚwÚ means ^w^ can x3 cawwy :33 me 
>_> Out :3 of ^.^ his x3 envy's OwO weach, ^-^ I do ^w^ oppose 
^w^ My x3 patience uWu to ^.^ his fury, ^-^ and am ^w^ awm'd 
>_< To :3 suffew xDD with a ^w^ quietnyess :3 of ÚwÚ spiwit 
^.^ The :3 vewy uWu tywanny ^-^ and xDD wage :3 of >w< his. 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< VENyICE. :3 Go :3 onye, ^-^ and UwU caww >w< the Jew uWu into >w< the ^.^ couwt. 
SALERIO. He is ready :3 at >w< the >w< doow; UwU he ÚwÚ comes, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ SHYWOCK 

:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< VENyICE. Make x3 woom, ^-^ and let xDD him >_< stand :33 befowe x3 ouw OwO face. 
^w^ Shywock, >w< the UwU wowwd ;;w;; thinks, ^-^ and ^-^ I xDD think ;;w;; so OwO too, 
:33 That >w< thou but ^.^ weadest ^w^ this ÚwÚ fashion :3 of thy ÚwÚ mawice 
>_< To >w< the last hour :3 of x3 act; ^-^ and uWu then, ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; thought, 
;;w;; Thou'wt ^w^ show thy :33 mewcy ^-^ and remorse, :33 mowe ^-^ stwange 
uWu Than is thy ^-^ stwange apparent ^.^ cwuewty; 
And >w< whewe >w< thou now uWu exacts >w< the ^w^ penyawty, 
Which is a ^-^ pound :3 of ^w^ this x3 poow >_< mewchant's >w< fwesh, 
Thou OwO wiwt UwU nyot :3 onwy loose >w< the ^.^ fowfeituwe, 
>w< But, >_< touch'd xDD with uWu human UwU gentwenyess ^-^ and love, 
Forgive a >_< moiety :3 of >w< the uWu pwincipaw, 
:3 Gwancing :3 an eye :3 of :33 pity on ^.^ his :33 wosses, 
:33 That have :3 of OwO wate ;;w;; so x3 huddwed on ^.^ his OwO back- 
>_> Enyow uWu to ^-^ pwess a ;;w;; woyaw merchant x3 down, 
And pluck ^.^ commisewation :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ state 
^w^ Fwom brassy xDD bosoms ^-^ and ^.^ wough ^-^ heawts :3 of :33 fwint, 
^w^ Fwom OwO stubbown ^w^ Tuwks ^-^ and ^.^ Tawtaws, UwU nyevew train'd 
>_< To UwU offices :3 of tender courtesy. 
OwO We ;;w;; aww xDD expect a ÚwÚ gentwe answer, Jew. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^-^ I have :33 possess'd ^-^ youw Grace :3 of what ^-^ I UwU puwpose, 
And :3 by x3 ouw UwU howy :33 Sabbath have ^-^ I ^w^ swown 
>_< To have >w< the UwU due ^-^ and forfeit :3 of >_> my ^-^ bond. 
UwU If :33 you uWu deny ^w^ it, let >w< the danger :3 wight 
ÚwÚ Upon ^-^ youw :3 chawtew ^-^ and ^-^ youw x3 city's ;;w;; fweedom. 
>_< You'ww ask :33 me why ^-^ I :3 wathew uWu choose uWu to have 
xDD A ^w^ weight :3 of ^.^ cawwion flesh than uWu to >_> weceive 
Three >_> thousand x3 ducats. >_< I'ww UwU nyot answer that, 
xDD But say it is >_> my >_< humouw- is it uWu answew'd? 
:3 What >_> if >_> my house >_< be xDD twoubwed xDD with a ;;w;; wat, 
And ^-^ I >_< be pleas'd uWu to >w< give >_< ten >_> thousand ducats 
>_< To have it uWu ban'd? ^w^ What, are :33 you OwO answew'd >_< yet? 
^.^ Some ^-^ men >w< thewe are :33 wove UwU nyot a >_> gaping pig; 
^.^ Some ^w^ that are uWu mad >_> if :33 they uWu behowd a ^w^ cat; 
And others, uWu when >w< the ;;w;; bagpipe uWu sings ^.^ i' >_> th' ÚwÚ nyose, 
^w^ Cannyot UwU contain their :33 uwinye; for :3 affection, 
Mistress :3 of uWu passion, >_< sways it uWu to >w< the ^.^ mood 
Of what it >w< wikes >w< ow xDD woathes. xDD Nyow, for ^-^ youw UwU answew: 
:33 As >w< thewe is xDD nyo ^w^ fiwm :3 weason uWu to >_< be :33 wend'wed 
^.^ Why UwU he ;;w;; cannyot uWu abide a >_> gaping pig; 
^.^ Why ÚwÚ he, a >w< hawmwess >w< nyecessawy ^w^ cat; 
^.^ Why ÚwÚ he, a ÚwÚ woowwen >_< bagpipe, but :3 of ÚwÚ fowce 
ÚwÚ Must yield uWu to >_< such :33 inyevitabwe OwO shame 
:33 As uWu to >w< offend, himself being offended; 
So ^w^ can ^-^ I >w< give xDD nyo ;;w;; weason, >_< nyow ^-^ I >w< wiww not, 
x3 Mowe than a OwO wodg'd hate ^-^ and a x3 cewtain ^-^ woathing 
^-^ I ;;w;; beaw :3 Antonyio, ^w^ that ^-^ I x3 fowwow UwU thus 
xDD A x3 wosing ^-^ suit ÚwÚ against ^-^ him. ;;w;; Awe :33 you >w< answewed? 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^.^ This is xDD nyo answer, >w< thou >w< unfeewing ;;w;; man, 
>_< To >w< excuse >w< the OwO cuwwent :3 of thy x3 cwuewty. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^.^ bound uWu to UwU pwease ÚwÚ thee xDD with >_> my answers. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. :3 Do ;;w;; aww ^-^ men kill >w< the things :33 they do UwU nyot >w< wove? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. Hates :33 any man >w< the >_> thing UwU he :3 wouwd UwU nyot x3 kiww? 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. Every uWu offence is UwU nyot a hate :3 at first. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^w^ What, wouldst >w< thou have a serpent xDD sting ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; twice? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, xDD think :33 you >w< question xDD with >w< the Jew. 
You ^w^ may ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ^w^ go >_< stand upon >w< the ;;w;; beach 
And :33 bid >w< the main ^w^ fwood >_< bate ^.^ his :33 usuaw >w< height; 
You ^w^ may ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ use >w< question xDD with >w< the OwO wowf, 
^.^ Why UwU he hath uWu made >w< the ewe ^-^ bweat for >w< the >w< wamb; 
You ^w^ may ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww x3 fowbid >w< the mountain x3 pinyes 
>_< To UwU wag their >_> high >_> tops ^-^ and uWu to uWu make xDD nyo noise 
When :33 they are x3 fwetten xDD with >w< the ^w^ gusts :3 of ;;w;; heaven; 
You ^w^ may ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww do anything :3 most :33 hawd 
:33 As >w< seek uWu to ^.^ soften that- than xDD which what's :3 hawdew?- 
:33 His :3 jewish >w< heawt. ;;w;; Thewefowe, ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, 
Make xDD nyo moe :33 offews, ÚwÚ use xDD nyo xDD fawthew x3 means, 
xDD But xDD with ;;w;; aww ^w^ bwief ^-^ and UwU pwain ÚwÚ convenyiency 
Let :33 me have judgment, ^-^ and >w< the Jew ^.^ his :3 wiww. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. :3 Fow thy xDD thwee >_> thousand ducats ÚwÚ hewe is ÚwÚ six. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. UwU If >_> evewy xDD ducat ^-^ in six >_> thousand ducats 
^.^ Wewe ^-^ in six ^w^ pawts, ^-^ and >_> evewy ^.^ pawt a :33 ducat, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot draw ^.^ them; ^-^ I :3 wouwd have >_> my ^-^ bond. 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< VENyICE. UwU How xDD shawt >w< thou hope for >_> mewcy, :33 wend'wing :33 nyonye? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. :3 What xDD judgment >_< shaww ^-^ I uWu dwead, x3 doing xDD nyo >_> wwong? 
You have xDD among :33 you uWu many a :33 puwchas'd :33 swave, 
Which, >_< fike ^-^ youw uWu asses ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^w^ dogs ^-^ and mules, 
You ÚwÚ use ^-^ in >w< abject ^-^ and ^-^ in ^-^ swavish ^w^ pawts, 
Because :33 you uWu bought ^.^ them; >_< shaww ^-^ I say uWu to :33 you 
xDD 'Wet them >_< be free, >w< mawwy them uWu to ^-^ youw :33 heiws- 
^.^ Why sweat :33 they ^.^ undew >_> buwdens?- let their ^.^ beds 
;;w;; Be uWu made ÚwÚ as UwU soft ÚwÚ as ^-^ youws, ^-^ and let their palates 
;;w;; Be season'd xDD with >_< such ^w^ viands'? You >w< wiww answer 
^-^ 'The slaves are ;;w;; ouws.' So do ^-^ I answer ;;w;; you: 
^.^ The ^-^ pound :3 of flesh xDD which ^-^ I demand :3 of xDD him 
Is >_> deawwy ;;w;; bought, ÚwÚ 'tis uWu minye, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww have uWu it. 
UwU If :33 you uWu deny me, OwO fie upon ^-^ youw ^-^ waw! 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo ÚwÚ fowce ^-^ in >w< the uWu decwees :3 of Venice. 
^-^ I >_< stand for ÚwÚ judgment; ^w^ answew; >_< shaww ^-^ I have it? 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< VENyICE. ÚwÚ Upon >_> my ÚwÚ powew ^-^ I ^w^ may ÚwÚ dismiss ^w^ this uWu couwt, 
uWu Unwess Bellario, a >_> weawnyed >_> doctow, 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I have >_> sent for uWu to determine ^w^ this, 
^w^ Come ÚwÚ hewe xDD to-day. 
SALERIO. ^w^ My lord, ÚwÚ hewe stays :33 without 
xDD A ^.^ messengew xDD with :33 wettews OwO fwom >w< the >_> doctow, 
:33 Nyew come OwO fwom :3 Padua. 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< VENyICE. xDD Bwing uWu us >w< the ;;w;; wettews; UwU caww >w< the ÚwÚ messengew. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. Good OwO cheew, :33 Antonyio! ^w^ What, ;;w;; man, ÚwÚ couwage >_> yet! 
^.^ The Jew >_< shaww have >_> my >w< fwesh, uWu bwood, OwO bonyes, ^-^ and >w< aww, 
Ere >w< thou xDD shawt ;;w;; wose for :33 me >w< onye drop :3 of >w< bwood. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ I am a :3 tainted >w< wethew :3 of >w< the >_< fwock, 
;;w;; Meetest for >_> death; >w< the ^w^ weakest uWu kind :3 of fruit 
:3 Dwops ÚwÚ eawwiest uWu to >w< the OwO gwound, ^-^ and ;;w;; so let >w< me. 
You ;;w;; cannyot xDD bettew >_< be employ'd, ^w^ Bassanyio, 
uWu Than uWu to >_< wive ^.^ stiww, ^-^ and xDD wwite mine uWu epitaph. 

^-^ Entew x3 NyEWISSA ^w^ dwessed OwO wike a lawyer's :33 cwewk 

:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< VENyICE. >_< Came :33 you OwO fwom ^.^ Padua, OwO fwom Bellario? 
>_< NyEWISSA. ^w^ Fwom both, >_> my ^-^ wowd. Bellario ^.^ gweets ^-^ youw Grace. 
:33 [Pwesents a letter] 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^.^ Why dost >w< thou OwO whet thy UwU knyife ;;w;; so ^.^ eawnyestwy? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. >_< To cut >w< the UwU fowfeituwe OwO fwom ^w^ that bankrupt >w< thewe. 
xDD GWATIANyO. uWu Nyot on thy ÚwÚ sowe, but on thy ^w^ souw, ;;w;; hawsh x3 Jew, 
Thou ^.^ mak'st thy UwU knyife :33 keen; but xDD nyo ^w^ metaw can, 
x3 Nyo, UwU nyot >w< the hangman's axe, ;;w;; beaw :3 hawf >w< the xDD keennyess 
Of thy :33 shawp ÚwÚ envy. >_> Can xDD nyo ^.^ pwayews pierce uWu thee? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. x3 Nyo, none ^w^ that >w< thou UwU hast UwU wit :33 enyough uWu to ^w^ make. 
xDD GWATIANyO. OwO O, >_< be >w< thou ÚwÚ damn'd, ^w^ inyexecwabwe dog! 
And for thy OwO wife let ÚwÚ justice >_< be ^-^ accus'd. 
Thou almost ^.^ mak'st :33 me waver ^-^ in >_> my faith, 
>_< To hold >_> opinyion xDD with ÚwÚ Pythagowas 
:33 That >_< souws :3 of uWu anyimaws OwO infuse >w< themsewves 
>w< Into >w< the trunks :3 of UwU men. >w< Thy x3 cuwwish ÚwÚ spiwit 
UwU Govewn'd a ^.^ wowf :33 who, ;;w;; hang'd for uWu human uWu swaughtew, 
uWu Even OwO fwom >w< the ^.^ gawwows >w< did ^.^ his uWu feww ^w^ souw :33 fweet, 
And, whilst >w< thou :3 wayest ^-^ in thy ^.^ unhawwowed ÚwÚ dam, 
^.^ Infus'd ^w^ itsewf ^-^ in ;;w;; thee; for thy x3 desiwes 
;;w;; Awe ^w^ wowfish, uWu bwoody, xDD stawv'd ^-^ and >w< wavenyous. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. xDD Tiww >w< thou >_> canst ;;w;; waiw >w< the ;;w;; seaw OwO fwom off >_> my x3 bond, 
Thou but ^-^ offend'st thy lungs uWu to UwU speak ;;w;; so :3 woud; 
ÚwÚ Wepaiw thy ;;w;; wit, ^w^ good uWu youth, >w< ow it >w< wiww x3 faww 
>_< To ^w^ cuwewess ruin. ^-^ I >_< stand ÚwÚ hewe for >_> waw. 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< VENyICE. ^.^ This letter OwO fwom Bellario x3 doth >w< commend 
xDD A xDD young ^-^ and >_> weawnyed >_> doctow uWu to x3 ouw ^.^ couwt. 
;;w;; Whewe is ^-^ he? 
>_< NyEWISSA. He >w< attendeth ÚwÚ hewe :33 hawd :3 by 
>_< To >_< knyow ^-^ youw answer, whether ^.^ you'ww xDD admit ^-^ him. 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< VENyICE. With ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< heawt. ^.^ Some xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw :3 of :33 you 
:3 Go >w< give xDD him courteous >_> conduct uWu to ^w^ this ;;w;; pwace. 
;;w;; Meantime, >w< the >w< couwt >_< shaww >_> heaw ;;w;; Bewwawio's OwO wettew. 
ÚwÚ CWEWK. >_< [Weads] OwO 'Youw Grace >_< shaww understand ^w^ that :3 at >w< the xDD weceipt 
:3 of ^-^ youw letter ^-^ I am :3 vewy ÚwÚ sick; but ^-^ in >w< the >w< instant ^w^ that ^-^ youw 
^.^ messengew >w< came, ^-^ in >_> woving visitation >_> was xDD with :33 me a xDD young >_> doctow 
:3 of ^-^ Wome- ^.^ his name is xDD Bawthazaw. ^-^ I xDD acquainted xDD him xDD with >w< the >_< cause 
^-^ in ;;w;; contwovewsy between >w< the Jew ^-^ and xDD Antonyio >w< the ÚwÚ mewchant; ;;w;; we 
OwO tuwn'd ^.^ o'ew uWu many xDD books together; UwU he is x3 fuwnyished xDD with >_> my >_> opinyion 
which, :3 bettewed xDD with ^.^ his ^-^ own >_> weawnying-the :3 gweatnyess xDD wheweof ^-^ I 
;;w;; cannyot :33 enyough ^-^ commend- ÚwÚ comes xDD with xDD him :3 at >_> my ;;w;; impowtunyity uWu to fill 
:3 up ^-^ youw Grace's :33 wequest ^-^ in >_> my UwU stead. ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you let ^.^ his x3 wack 
:3 of xDD yeaws >_< be xDD nyo ^-^ impediment uWu to let xDD him x3 wack a reverend xDD estimation, 
for ^-^ I UwU nyevew ^-^ knyew ;;w;; so xDD young a body xDD with ;;w;; so old a head. ^-^ I uWu weave xDD him 
uWu to ^-^ youw OwO gwacious >_< acceptance, :3 whose ÚwÚ twiaw >_< shaww xDD bettew ^.^ pubwish ^.^ his 
uWu commendation.' 

^-^ Entew ^w^ POWTIA for BALTHAZAR, ^w^ dwessed OwO wike a Doctor :3 of ;;w;; Waws 

:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< VENyICE. YOU >_> heaw >w< the >w< weawn'd Bellario, what UwU he ^.^ wwites; 
And ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ I ^w^ take ^w^ it, is >w< the >_> doctow ^-^ come. 
^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw UwU hand; come :33 you OwO fwom old Bellario? 
UwU POWTIA. ^-^ I did, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< VENyICE. You are ^.^ wewcome; ^w^ take ^-^ youw ;;w;; pwace. 
;;w;; Awe :33 you xDD acquainted xDD with >w< the >_> diffewence 
:33 That UwU howds ^w^ this present >w< question ^-^ in >w< the court? 
UwU POWTIA. ^-^ I am >w< infowmed UwU thwoughwy :3 of >w< the cause. 
Which is >w< the merchant ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ and xDD which >w< the ^-^ Jew? 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< VENyICE. xDD Antonyio ^-^ and old ^w^ Shywock, x3 both >_< stand forth. 
UwU POWTIA. Is ^-^ youw name >_> Shywock? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. >_> Shywock is >_> my name. 
UwU POWTIA. Of a ^-^ stwange ;;w;; nyatuwe is >w< the ^-^ suit :33 you UwU fowwow; 
^w^ Yet ^-^ in >_< such rule ^w^ that >w< the >_< Venyetian :3 waw 
^w^ Cannyot uWu impugn :33 you ÚwÚ as :33 you do ;;w;; pwoceed. 
You >_< stand >_> within ^.^ his ^.^ dangew, do :33 you xDD nyot? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. x3 Ay, ;;w;; so UwU he ;;w;; says. 
UwU POWTIA. :3 Do :33 you x3 confess >w< the xDD bond? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ I do. 
UwU POWTIA. UwU Then must >w< the Jew >_< be ^.^ mewcifuw. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. :3 On what compulsion must >_> I? Tell :33 me UwU that. 
UwU POWTIA. ^.^ The ^-^ quawity :3 of :33 mewcy is UwU nyot UwU stwain'd; 
>_> It ^w^ dwoppeth ÚwÚ as >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe rain OwO fwom :3 heaven 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the :3 pwace :33 benyeath. >_> It is twice :3 bwest: 
>_> It ;;w;; bwesseth xDD him ^w^ that xDD gives ^-^ and xDD him ^w^ that x3 takes. 
'Tis uWu mightiest ^-^ in >w< the mightiest; it UwU becomes 
^.^ The ;;w;; thwonyed UwU monyawch xDD bettew than ^.^ his >_> cwown; 
:33 His >w< sceptwe :3 shows >w< the ÚwÚ fowce :3 of temporal :33 powew, 
^.^ The :33 attwibute uWu to awe ^-^ and majesty, 
Wherein x3 doth ÚwÚ sit >w< the x3 dwead ^-^ and ^w^ feaw :3 of ÚwÚ kings; 
xDD But :33 mewcy is ^w^ above ^w^ this ;;w;; sceptwed UwU sway, 
>_> It is enthroned ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ heawts :3 of >_< kings, 
>_> It is :3 an :33 attwibute uWu to >_> God ^.^ himsewf; 
And ^-^ eawthwy ÚwÚ powew x3 doth :33 then ^w^ show :3 wikest God's 
When :33 mewcy uWu seasons >_> justice. ;;w;; Thewefowe, x3 Jew, 
OwO Though ÚwÚ justice >_< be thy x3 pwea, uWu considew this- 
:33 That ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ couwse :3 of ÚwÚ justice none :3 of uWu us 
^.^ Shouwd see ^w^ sawvation; ;;w;; we do pray for >_> mewcy, 
And ^w^ that ^-^ same xDD pwayew x3 doth ^-^ teach uWu us ;;w;; aww uWu to x3 wendew 
^.^ The deeds :3 of mercy. ^-^ I have ^-^ spoke UwU thus ÚwÚ much 
>_< To :3 mitigate >w< the ÚwÚ justice :3 of thy x3 pwea, 
Which >_> if >w< thou ^w^ fowwow, ^w^ this :33 stwict >w< couwt :3 of OwO Venyice 
ÚwÚ Must xDD nyeeds >w< give x3 sentence uWu 'gainst >w< the merchant >w< thewe. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^w^ My deeds upon >_> my head! ^-^ I xDD cwave >w< the uWu waw, 
^.^ The penalty ^-^ and forfeit :3 of >_> my ^-^ bond. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ;;w;; Yes; ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I tender it for xDD him ^-^ in >w< the court; 
x3 Yea, twice >w< the UwU sum; >_> if ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD suffice, 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ bound uWu to ^-^ pay it >_< ten xDD times ^.^ o'ew 
:3 On forfeit :3 of >_> my OwO hands, >_> my head, >_> my :33 heawt; 
UwU If ^w^ this >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD suffice, it must ÚwÚ appeaw 
:33 That ÚwÚ mawice >_< beaws OwO down xDD twuth. And, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, 
:3 Wwest once >w< the :3 waw uWu to ^-^ youw :3 authowity; 
>_< To do a >_> gweat >w< wight do a ^-^ wittwe OwO wwong, 
And curb ^w^ this OwO cwuew devil :3 of ^.^ his :3 wiww. 
UwU POWTIA. >_> It must UwU nyot x3 be; >w< thewe is xDD nyo ÚwÚ powew ^-^ in OwO Venyice 
>_> Can alter a ^w^ decwee :3 estabwished; 
>_> 'Twiww >_< be >w< wecowded for a precedent, 
And uWu many :3 an uWu ewwow, :3 by >w< the ^-^ same ;;w;; exampwe, 
Will OwO wush uWu into >w< the UwU state; it ;;w;; cannyot OwO be. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. xDD A ^-^ Danyiew come uWu to ÚwÚ judgment! x3 Yea, a >_> Danyiew! 
O uWu wise xDD young judge, how ^-^ I do >w< honyouw ^-^ thee! 
UwU POWTIA. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, let :33 me >w< wook upon >w< the ^-^ bond. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. uWu Hewe 'tis, :3 most reverend >w< Doctow; ÚwÚ hewe it ^.^ is. 
UwU POWTIA. ^w^ Shywock, >_< thewe's :3 thwice thy ^.^ monyey off'red ;;w;; thee. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ;;w;; An xDD oath, :3 an x3 oath! ^-^ I have :3 an oath ^-^ in >w< heaven. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I lay ^-^ pewjuwy upon >_> my soul? 
x3 Nyo, UwU nyot for Venice. 
UwU POWTIA. :3 Why, ^w^ this >_< bond is forfeit; 
And lawfully :3 by ^w^ this >w< the Jew ^w^ may x3 cwaim 
xDD A ^-^ pound :3 of >w< fwesh, uWu to >_< be :3 by xDD him cut off 
ÚwÚ Nyeawest >w< the >_< mewchant's >w< heawt. ;;w;; Be ^.^ mewcifuw. 
Take :3 thwice thy money; :33 bid :33 me tear >w< the ^-^ bond. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. When it is >_< paid uWu accowding uWu to >w< the ;;w;; tenyouw. 
>_> It x3 doth ÚwÚ appeaw :33 you are a ^-^ wowthy judge; 
You >_< knyow >w< the law; ^-^ youw ^-^ exposition 
uWu Hath OwO been :3 most ÚwÚ sound; ^-^ I charge :33 you :3 by >w< the uWu waw, 
ÚwÚ Wheweof :33 you are a ÚwÚ weww-desewving UwU piwwaw, 
Proceed uWu to >w< judgment. By >_> my ^w^ souw ^-^ I xDD sweaw 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo ÚwÚ powew ^-^ in >w< the tongue :3 of man 
>_< To alter >w< me. ^-^ I x3 stay ÚwÚ hewe on >_> my ^-^ bond. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. uWu Most ;;w;; heawtiwy ^-^ I do uWu beseech >w< the >w< couwt 
>_< To >w< give >w< the >w< judgment. 
UwU POWTIA. ^.^ Why uWu then, UwU thus it ^.^ is: 
You must :3 pwepawe ^-^ youw bosom for ^.^ his :33 knyife. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. O ^-^ nyobwe x3 judge! O >_< excewwent xDD young ^.^ man! 
UwU POWTIA. :3 Fow >w< the intent ^-^ and OwO puwpose :3 of >w< the :3 waw 
uWu Hath full x3 wewation uWu to >w< the ^w^ penyawty, 
Which ÚwÚ hewe xDD appeaweth UwU due upon >w< the ^-^ bond. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. 'Tis :3 vewy :3 twue. O uWu wise ^-^ and x3 upwight judge, 
UwU How ÚwÚ much :33 mowe >_> ewdew UwU awt >w< thou than thy >w< wooks! 
UwU POWTIA. ;;w;; Thewefowe, lay uWu bawe ^-^ youw :3 bosom. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. x3 Ay, ^.^ his :33 bweast- 
So x3 says >w< the uWu bond; x3 doth it not, ^-^ nyobwe :3 judge? 
xDD 'Nyeawest ^.^ his OwO heawt,' those are >w< the :3 vewy :3 wowds. 
UwU POWTIA. >_> It is >_< so. ;;w;; Awe >w< thewe ^-^ bawance ÚwÚ hewe uWu to :33 weigh 
^.^ The ;;w;; fwesh? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^-^ I have them OwO weady. 
UwU POWTIA. >_< Have :3 by ÚwÚ some :3 suwgeon, ^w^ Shywock, on ^-^ youw :3 chawge, 
>_< To >w< stop ^.^ his ^w^ wounds, >_> west UwU he do uWu bweed uWu to ^-^ death. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. Is it ;;w;; so ^.^ nyominyated ^-^ in >w< the xDD bond? 
UwU POWTIA. >_> It is UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^w^ expwess'd, but what :3 of that? 
^-^ 'Twewe ^w^ good :33 you do ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much for >_< chawity. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot find x3 it; ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ bond. 
UwU POWTIA. You, merchant, have :33 you anything uWu to OwO say? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. xDD But ;;w;; wittwe: ^-^ I am ^w^ awm'd ^-^ and ^w^ weww prepar'd. 
^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand, :3 Bassanyio; fare :33 you ^.^ weww. 
uWu Gwieve UwU nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I am ^w^ faww'n uWu to ^w^ this for ^.^ you, 
:3 Fow x3 hewein OwO Fowtunye :3 shows x3 hewsewf :33 mowe uWu kind 
uWu Than is ;;w;; hew ^.^ custom. >_> It is OwO stiww ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ use 
>_< To let >w< the >_> wwetched man ^w^ outwive ^.^ his ;;w;; weawth, 
>_< To ^-^ view xDD with ^.^ howwow eye ^-^ and ;;w;; wwinkwed ^.^ bwow 
;;w;; An age :3 of poverty; OwO fwom xDD which UwU wing'wing ^-^ penyance 
Of >_< such >w< misewy x3 doth she cut :33 me ^.^ off. 
Commend :33 me uWu to ^-^ youw >w< honyouwabwe wife; 
Tell ;;w;; hew >w< the ^w^ pwocess :3 of Antonio's >_> end; 
Say how ^-^ I :3 wov'd you; UwU speak :33 me ^.^ faiw ^-^ in >_> death; 
And, uWu when >w< the x3 tawe is told, :33 bid ;;w;; hew >_< be judge 
^.^ Whethew UwU Bassanyio ^w^ had UwU nyot once a :3 wove. 
^.^ Wepent but :33 you ^w^ that :33 you >_< shaww ;;w;; wose ^-^ youw ^.^ fwiend, 
And UwU he repents UwU nyot ^w^ that UwU he >w< pays ^-^ youw xDD debt; 
:3 Fow >_> if >w< the Jew do cut but ;;w;; deep ^w^ enyough, 
>_< I'ww ^-^ pay it instantly xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< heawt. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. :3 Antonyio, ^-^ I am married uWu to a uWu wife 
Which is ÚwÚ as dear uWu to :33 me ÚwÚ as OwO wife ^-^ itsewf; 
xDD But OwO wife :3 itsewf, >_> my ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the world, 
;;w;; Awe UwU nyot xDD with :33 me esteem'd ^w^ above thy ^-^ wife; 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ;;w;; wose >w< aww, :33 ay, uWu sacwifice them ;;w;; aww 
uWu Hewe uWu to ^w^ this ÚwÚ deviw, uWu to >w< dewivew ÚwÚ you. 
UwU POWTIA. ;;w;; Youw uWu wife :3 wouwd >w< give :33 you ^-^ wittwe UwU thanks for that, 
UwU If she were :3 by uWu to >_> heaw :33 you uWu make >w< the ^.^ offew. 
xDD GWATIANyO. ^-^ I have a uWu wife ;;w;; who ^-^ I >_> pwotest ^-^ I love; 
^-^ I :3 wouwd she were ^-^ in :33 heaven, ;;w;; so she ^-^ couwd 
UwU Entweat ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ powew uWu to ^w^ change ^w^ this x3 cuwwish Jew. 
>_< NyEWISSA. 'Tis ^w^ weww :33 you x3 offew it x3 behind ;;w;; hew back; 
^.^ The :33 wish :3 wouwd uWu make else :3 an unquiet ^w^ house. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. [Aside] These >_< be >w< the Christian husbands! ^-^ I have a 
ÚwÚ daughtew- 
>w< Wouwd :33 any :3 of >w< the OwO stock :3 of xDD Bawwabas 
Had OwO been ;;w;; hew :3 husband, :3 wathew than a Christian!- 
OwO We >_> twifwe :33 time; ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee ^w^ puwsue UwU sentence. 
UwU POWTIA. xDD A ^-^ pound :3 of ^w^ that ^-^ same >_< mewchant's flesh is thine. 
^.^ The >w< couwt :3 awawds it ^-^ and >w< the :3 waw x3 doth >w< give uWu it. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. uWu Most UwU wightfuw x3 judge! 
UwU POWTIA. And :33 you must cut ^w^ this flesh OwO fwom off ^.^ his breast. 
^.^ The :3 waw allows it ^-^ and >w< the >w< couwt :3 awawds uWu it. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. uWu Most >_> weawnyed x3 judge! xDD A sentence! uWu Come, >_< pwepawe. 
UwU POWTIA. :3 Tawwy a ÚwÚ wittwe; >w< thewe is x3 something ;;w;; ewse. 
^.^ This >_< bond x3 doth >w< give ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ hewe xDD nyo :33 jot :3 of x3 bwood: 
^.^ The >_> wowds xDD expwesswy are x3 'a ^-^ pound :3 of flesh.' 
Take :33 then thy x3 bond, ^w^ take >w< thou thy ^-^ pound :3 of >_> fwesh; 
>w< But, ^-^ in >w< the cutting ^w^ it, >_> if >w< thou dost xDD shed 
uWu Onye drop :3 of Christian uWu bwood, thy >_< wands ^-^ and OwO goods 
:33 Awe, :3 by >w< the OwO waws :3 of Venice, confiscate 
uWu Unto >w< the ^.^ state :3 of Venice. 
xDD GWATIANyO. O x3 upwight x3 judge! ^w^ Mawk, Jew. O >_> weawnyed x3 judge! 
^.^ SHYWOCK. Is ^w^ that >w< the ^.^ waw? 
UwU POWTIA. Thyself xDD shawt see >w< the x3 act; 
^.^ Fow, ÚwÚ as >w< thou OwO uwgest UwU justice, >_< be assur'd 
Thou xDD shawt have UwU justice, :33 mowe than >w< thou >_< desiw'st. 
xDD GWATIANyO. O >_> weawnyed x3 judge! ^w^ Mawk, Jew. xDD A >_> weawnyed x3 judge! 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^-^ I ^w^ take ^w^ this x3 offew ^w^ then: ^-^ pay >w< the >_< bond :3 thwice, 
And let >w< the Christian ^w^ go. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. uWu Hewe is >w< the ÚwÚ monyey. 
UwU POWTIA. Soft! 
^.^ The Jew >_< shaww have ;;w;; aww >_> justice. Soft! :33 Nyo >w< haste. 
He >_< shaww have OwO nyothing but >w< the penalty. 
xDD GWATIANyO. O x3 Jew! :3 an x3 upwight judge, a >_> weawnyed x3 judge! 
UwU POWTIA. ;;w;; Thewefowe, :3 pwepawe ÚwÚ thee uWu to cut off >w< the uWu fwesh. 
^.^ Shed >w< thou xDD nyo uWu bwood, >_< nyow cut >w< thou less >_< nyow :33 mowe 
xDD But UwU just a ^-^ pound :3 of >_> fwesh; >_> if >w< thou UwU tak'st :33 mowe 
>_> Ow less than a UwU just pound- >_< be it but ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
:33 As ^-^ makes it :3 wight >w< ow >_< heavy ^-^ in >w< the :3 substance, 
>_> Ow >w< the division :3 of >w< the UwU twentieth ^.^ pawt 
Of >w< onye x3 poow uWu scwupwe; :33 nyay, >_> if >w< the ÚwÚ scawe do ^w^ tuwn 
xDD But ^-^ in >w< the :3 estimation :3 of a ^-^ haiw- 
Thou ^w^ diest, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww thy OwO goods are confiscate. 
xDD GWATIANyO. xDD A ;;w;; second Daniel, a Daniel, x3 Jew! 
xDD Nyow, UwU infidew, ^-^ I have :33 you on >w< the ÚwÚ hip. 
UwU POWTIA. ^.^ Why x3 doth >w< the Jew pause? Take thy forfeiture. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^w^ Give :33 me >_> my uWu pwincipaw, ^-^ and let :33 me ^w^ go. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^-^ I have it ready for ;;w;; thee; ÚwÚ hewe it ^.^ is. 
UwU POWTIA. He hath refus'd it ^-^ in >w< the uWu open court; 
He >_< shaww have UwU mewewy UwU justice, ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ bond. 
xDD GWATIANyO. xDD A ^-^ Danyiew OwO stiww say ;;w;; I, a ;;w;; second >_> Danyiew! 
^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ thee, x3 Jew, for teaching :33 me ^w^ that word. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I UwU nyot have uWu bawewy >_> my principal? 
UwU POWTIA. Thou xDD shawt have OwO nyothing but >w< the UwU fowfeituwe 
>_< To >_< be ;;w;; so ^.^ taken :3 at thy x3 pewiw, Jew. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. :3 Why, :33 then >w< the devil >w< give xDD him ^w^ good :3 of x3 it! 
>_< I'ww x3 stay xDD nyo >_> wongew uWu question. 
UwU POWTIA. >_> Tawwy, Jew. 
^.^ The :3 waw hath yet uWu anyothew hold on ÚwÚ you. 
>_> It is >_< enyacted ^-^ in >w< the OwO waws :3 of Venice, 
UwU If it >_< be ÚwÚ pwoved ÚwÚ against :3 an ^-^ awien 
:33 That :3 by ;;w;; diwect >w< ow indirect xDD attempts 
He >w< seek >w< the OwO wife :3 of :33 any :33 citizen, 
^.^ The party uWu 'gainst >w< the xDD which UwU he x3 doth ^-^ contwive 
ÚwÚ Shaww seize >w< onye :3 hawf ^.^ his uWu goods; >w< the x3 othew :3 hawf 
^w^ Comes uWu to >w< the privy :3 coffew :3 of >w< the UwU state; 
And >w< the uWu offendew's OwO wife ^w^ wies ^-^ in >w< the :33 mewcy 
Of >w< the xDD Duke x3 onwy, uWu 'gainst ;;w;; aww x3 othew >_> voice. 
^.^ In xDD which >_> pwedicament, ^-^ I say, >w< thou stand'st; 
:3 Fow it ;;w;; appeaws :3 by manifest uWu pwoceeding 
:33 That ÚwÚ indiwectwy, ^-^ and directly OwO too, 
Thou UwU hast ^w^ contwived ÚwÚ against >w< the :3 vewy OwO wife 
Of >w< the defendant; ^-^ and >w< thou UwU hast ÚwÚ incuww'd 
^.^ The danger formerly :3 by :33 me >w< weheaws'd. 
Down, >_< thewefowe, ^-^ and >w< beg :33 mewcy :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
xDD GWATIANyO. >_< Beg ^w^ that >w< thou ;;w;; mayst have uWu weave uWu to ;;w;; hang xDD thysewf; 
And yet, thy xDD weawth being forfeit uWu to >w< the xDD state, 
Thou UwU hast UwU nyot UwU weft >w< the ^.^ vawue :3 of a x3 cowd; 
Therefore >w< thou must >_< be ;;w;; hang'd :3 at >w< the ^.^ state's :33 chawge. 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< VENyICE. :33 That >w< thou xDD shawt see >w< the >_> diffewence :3 of x3 ouw xDD spiwit, 
^-^ I >w< pawdon ÚwÚ thee thy OwO wife :33 befowe >w< thou ask uWu it. 
:3 Fow :3 hawf thy ;;w;; weawth, it is >w< Antonyio's; 
^.^ The x3 othew :3 hawf ÚwÚ comes uWu to >w< the ^-^ genyewaw xDD state, 
Which humbleness ^w^ may :33 dwive >_< unto a ^-^ finye. 
UwU POWTIA. x3 Ay, for >w< the UwU state; UwU nyot for ;;w;; Antonyio. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. Nay, ^w^ take >_> my OwO wife ^-^ and >w< aww, >w< pawdon UwU nyot UwU that. 
You ^w^ take >_> my house uWu when :33 you do ^w^ take >w< the UwU pwop 
:33 That x3 doth >_< sustain >_> my house; :33 you ^w^ take >_> my OwO wife 
When :33 you do ^w^ take >w< the ÚwÚ means :3 wheweby ^-^ I xDD wive. 
UwU POWTIA. :3 What :33 mewcy ^w^ can :33 you x3 wendew :3 him, OwO Antonyio? 
xDD GWATIANyO. xDD A x3 hawtew UwU gwatis; OwO nyothing ^w^ ewse, for God's ^.^ sake! 
^-^ ANTONyIO. So UwU pwease >_> my lord >w< the xDD Duke ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< couwt 
>_< To uWu quit >w< the UwU finye for >w< onye :3 hawf :3 of ^.^ his uWu goods; 
^-^ I am :33 content, ;;w;; so UwU he >w< wiww let :33 me have 
^.^ The x3 othew :3 hawf ^-^ in :33 use, uWu to x3 wendew it 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his ÚwÚ death >_< unto >w< the gentleman 
:33 That uWu watewy stole ^.^ his ÚwÚ daughtew- 
>_< Two things OwO pwovided >_< mowe; that, for ^w^ this favour, 
He uWu pwesentwy ^-^ become a UwU Chwistian; 
^.^ The >w< othew, ^w^ that UwU he do >_> wecowd a ^.^ gift, 
uWu Hewe ^-^ in >w< the uWu couwt, :3 of ;;w;; aww UwU he OwO dies :33 possess'd 
uWu Unto ^.^ his ^-^ son UwU Wowenzo ^-^ and ^.^ his ;;w;; daughtew. 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< VENyICE. He >_< shaww do ^w^ this, >w< ow else ^-^ I do >_< wecant 
^.^ The >w< pawdon ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO wate >w< pwonyounced uWu hewe. 
UwU POWTIA. ^-^ Awt >w< thou >_> contented, ^-^ Jew? :3 What dost >w< thou OwO say? 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^-^ I am :33 content. 
UwU POWTIA. Clerk, draw a deed :3 of gift. 
^.^ SHYWOCK. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >w< give :33 me uWu weave uWu to ^w^ go OwO fwom OwO hence; 
^-^ I am UwU nyot :3 weww; ^.^ send >w< the deed after :33 me 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu sign uWu it. 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< VENyICE. Get ÚwÚ thee gone, but do uWu it. 
xDD GWATIANyO. ^.^ In x3 chwist'nying xDD shawt >w< thou have x3 two ^.^ god-fathews; 
Had ^-^ I OwO been judge, >w< thou shouldst have ^w^ had >_< ten ^-^ mowe, 
>_< To >_< bwing ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< the xDD gawwows, UwU nyot uWu to >w< the :33 font. 
x3 Exit ^-^ SHYWOCK 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< VENyICE. x3 Siw, ^-^ I entreat :33 you home xDD with :33 me uWu to >_< dinnyew. 
UwU POWTIA. ^-^ I x3 humbwy do desire ^-^ youw Grace :3 of pardon; 
^-^ I must xDD away ^w^ this night ^.^ towawd ^.^ Padua, 
And it is meet ^-^ I uWu pwesentwy ^w^ set forth. 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >w< VENyICE. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy ^w^ that ^-^ youw :3 weisuwe serves :33 you uWu nyot. 
:3 Antonyio, :33 gwatify ^w^ this ^w^ gentweman, 
:3 Fow ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; mind :33 you are ÚwÚ much ^.^ bound uWu to ^-^ him. 
Exeunt ^w^ DUKE, UwU MAGNyIFICOES, ^-^ and >w< twain 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. uWu Most ^-^ wowthy ^w^ gentweman, ^-^ I ^-^ and >_> my uWu fwiend 
>_< Have :3 by ^-^ youw ;;w;; wisdom OwO been ^w^ this x3 day ^w^ acquitted 
Of grievous ^.^ penyawties; ^-^ in OwO wieu xDD wheweof 
Three >_> thousand >_> ducats, UwU due >_< unto >w< the x3 Jew, 
OwO We xDD fweewy OwO cope ^-^ youw courteous ^-^ pains withal. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. And >_< stand ^-^ indebted, OwO ovew ^-^ and above, 
^.^ In :33 wove ^-^ and UwU sewvice uWu to :33 you ^w^ evewmowe. 
UwU POWTIA. He is ^w^ weww >_< paid ^w^ that is ^w^ weww OwO satisfied, 
And ;;w;; I, :3 dewivewing ^.^ you, am OwO satisfied, 
And ÚwÚ thewein do :33 account myself ^w^ weww ;;w;; paid. 
^w^ My ;;w;; mind >_> was UwU nyevew yet :33 mowe ;;w;; mewcenyawy. 
^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >_< knyow :33 me uWu when ;;w;; we meet UwU again; 
^-^ I :33 wish :33 you UwU weww, ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my leave. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^-^ Deaw sir, :3 of ÚwÚ fowce ^-^ I must ;;w;; attempt :33 you xDD fuwthew; 
Take ÚwÚ some :33 wemembwance :3 of us, ÚwÚ as a tribute, 
uWu Nyot ÚwÚ as :33 fee. x3 Gwant :33 me x3 two ^.^ things, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, 
uWu Nyot uWu to uWu deny me, ^-^ and uWu to >w< pawdon >w< me. 
UwU POWTIA. You ^-^ pwess :33 me far, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe ^-^ I >w< wiww yield. 
^w^ [To x3 ANTONyIO] ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw xDD gwoves, >_< I'ww >_< weaw them for ^-^ youw >_< sake. 
^w^ [To >_< BASSANyIO] And, for ^-^ youw love, >_< I'ww ^w^ take ^w^ this ring OwO fwom ÚwÚ you. 
:3 Do UwU nyot draw >_< back ^-^ youw UwU hand; >_< I'ww ^w^ take xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, 
And :33 you ^-^ in :33 wove >_< shaww UwU nyot uWu deny :33 me this. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^.^ This ^.^ wing, ^w^ good :3 siw- alas, it is a >_> twifwe; 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot OwO shame myself uWu to >w< give :33 you this. 
UwU POWTIA. ^-^ I >w< wiww have OwO nyothing else but :3 onwy this; 
And uWu nyow, methinks, ^-^ I have a ;;w;; mind uWu to uWu it. 
^-^ BASSANyIO.. Thewe's :33 mowe OwO depends on ^w^ this than on >w< the >w< vawue. 
^.^ The x3 deawest ring ^-^ in OwO Venyice >w< wiww ^-^ I >w< give ^.^ you, 
And find it :33 out :3 by :33 pwocwamation; 
^w^ Onwy for ^w^ this, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >w< pawdon >w< me. 
UwU POWTIA. ^-^ I see, sir, :33 you are liberal ^-^ in offers; 
You ^-^ taught :33 me >_> fiwst uWu to :3 beg, ^-^ and uWu nyow, methinks, 
You ^-^ teach :33 me how a uWu beggaw OwO shouwd >_< be answer'd. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. Good sir, ^w^ this ring >_> was ÚwÚ given :33 me :3 by >_> my wife; 
And, uWu when she put it ;;w;; on, she uWu made :33 me OwO vow 
:33 That ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^w^ nyeithew OwO seww, >_< nyow give, >_< nyow ;;w;; wose uWu it. 
UwU POWTIA. :33 That 'scuse serves uWu many ^-^ men uWu to >_< save their ^.^ gifts. 
And >_> if ^-^ youw uWu wife >_< be UwU nyot a uWu mad woman, 
And >_< knyow how ^w^ weww ^-^ I have OwO desewv'd ^w^ this ^.^ wing, 
ÚwÚ She :3 wouwd UwU nyot hold :33 out enemy for ^-^ evew 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ giving it uWu to >w< me. xDD Weww, peace >_< be xDD with >_> you! 
Exeunt ^w^ POWTIA ^-^ and x3 NyEWISSA 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^w^ My xDD Wowd ^w^ Bassanyio, let xDD him have >w< the ring. 
Let ^.^ his ^.^ desewvings, ^-^ and >_> my :33 wove :33 withaw, 
;;w;; Be UwU vawued uWu 'gainst ^-^ youw >w< wife's ^w^ commandment. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^.^ Go, >_< Gwatianyo, run ^-^ and overtake xDD him; 
^w^ Give xDD him >w< the ^.^ wing, ^-^ and >_< bwing :3 him, >_> if >w< thou canst, 
uWu Unto Antonio's ^w^ house. :3 Away, uWu make >w< haste. x3 Exit GRATIANO 
uWu Come, :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ thithew presently; 
And ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ mownying >w< eawwy >w< wiww ;;w;; we x3 both 
OwO Fwy ^.^ towawd ^-^ Bewmont. uWu Come, ;;w;; Antonyio. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
Venice. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew ^w^ POWTIA ^-^ and x3 NyEWISSA 

UwU POWTIA. x3 Inquiwe >w< the ^-^ Jew's house x3 out, >w< give xDD him ^w^ this deed, 
And let xDD him uWu sign x3 it; x3 we'ww xDD away >_> tonyight, 
And >_< be a x3 day :33 befowe x3 ouw uWu husbands home. 
^.^ This deed >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ weww >_< wewcome uWu to ^-^ Wowenzo. 

^-^ Entew GRATIANO 

xDD GWATIANyO. :33 Faiw sir, :33 you are ^w^ weww ^w^ o'ewta'en. 
^w^ My xDD Wowd ^w^ Bassanyio, upon :33 mowe uWu advice, 
uWu Hath >_> sent :33 you ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ this ^.^ wing, ^-^ and x3 doth entreat 
;;w;; Youw company :3 at >_< dinnyew. 
UwU POWTIA. :33 That ;;w;; cannyot OwO be. 
:33 His ring ^-^ I do uWu accept :3 most >_> thankfuwwy, 
And ;;w;; so, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, tell ^-^ him. >_< Fuwthewmowe, 
^-^ I pray :33 you ^w^ show >_> my ^w^ youth old xDD Shywock's ^w^ house. 
xDD GWATIANyO. :33 That >w< wiww ^-^ I do. 
>_< NyEWISSA. x3 Siw, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
x3 [Aside uWu to xDD POWTIA] >_< I'ww ÚwÚ See >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ can x3 get >_> my ^.^ husband's ^.^ wing, 
Which ^-^ I >w< did uWu make xDD him xDD sweaw uWu to :3 keep for >w< evew. 
UwU POWTIA. ^w^ [To uWu NyEWISSA] Thou Mayst, ^-^ I warrant. OwO We >_< shaww have old 
>w< sweawing 
:33 That :33 they >w< did >w< give >w< the rings xDD away uWu to men; 
xDD But x3 we'ww outface them, ^-^ and >_< outsweaw them >_< too. 
x3 [Awoud] :3 Away, uWu make ^w^ haste, >w< thou know'st >w< whewe ^-^ I >w< wiww tarry. 
>_< NyEWISSA. uWu Come, ^w^ good sir, >w< wiww :33 you ^w^ show :33 me uWu to ^w^ this house? 
Exeunt 




>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^-^ Bewmont. ^.^ The OwO gawden :33 befowe xDD POWTIA'S house 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WOWENZO ^-^ and OwO JESSICA 

ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^.^ The moon uWu shinyes ^.^ bwight. ^.^ In >_< such a night ÚwÚ as ^w^ this, 
When >w< the sweet ^.^ wind >w< did OwO gentwy >_> kiss >w< the trees, 
And :33 they >w< did uWu make xDD nyo OwO nyoise- ^-^ in >_< such a OwO nyight, 
x3 Twoiwus :33 methinks mounted >w< the ÚwÚ Twoyan ^-^ wawws, 
And >_< sigh'd ^.^ his ^w^ souw ^.^ towawd >w< the >_< Gwecian tents, 
;;w;; Whewe x3 Cwessid lay ^w^ that night. 
UwU JESSICA. ^.^ In >_< such a night 
ÚwÚ Did uWu Thisby fearfully o'ertrip >w< the dew, 
And OwO saw >w< the lion's uWu shadow ^-^ ewe ^w^ himsewf, 
And ran >_< dismayed uWu away. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^.^ In >_< such a night 
^.^ Stood >_< Dido xDD with a >w< wiwwow ^-^ in ;;w;; hew UwU hand 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the wild OwO sea-banks, ^-^ and waft ;;w;; hew :33 wove 
>_< To come ;;w;; again uWu to OwO Cawthage. 
UwU JESSICA. ^.^ In >_< such a night 
Medea ^.^ gathewed >w< the enchanted >_> hewbs 
:33 That >w< did ^w^ wenyew old >_> AEson. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^.^ In >_< such a night 
ÚwÚ Did >w< Jessica >_> steaw OwO fwom >w< the ^-^ weawthy x3 Jew, 
And xDD with :3 an unthrift :33 wove >w< did run OwO fwom OwO Venyice 
:33 As far ÚwÚ as ^-^ Bewmont. 
UwU JESSICA. ^.^ In >_< such a night 
ÚwÚ Did xDD young UwU Wowenzo xDD sweaw UwU he :3 wov'd ;;w;; hew UwU weww, 
:3 Steawing ;;w;; hew ^w^ souw xDD with uWu many OwO vows :3 of faith, 
And >w< nye'ew a OwO twue ^w^ onye. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^.^ In >_< such a night 
ÚwÚ Did ;;w;; pwetty >_< Jessica, OwO wike a ^-^ wittwe ^.^ shwew, 
^-^ Swandew ;;w;; hew love, ^-^ and UwU he uWu fowgave it x3 hew. 
UwU JESSICA. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :3 out-nyight ^.^ you, >w< did xDD nyo body uWu come; 
>w< But, UwU hawk, ^-^ I >_> heaw >w< the footing :3 of a man. 

^-^ Entew >_< STEPHANyO 

ÚwÚ WOWENZO. >_< Who ÚwÚ comes ;;w;; so fast ^-^ in >_< siwence :3 of >w< the night? 
OwO STEPHANyO. xDD A OwO fwiend. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. xDD A ÚwÚ fwiend! :3 What ;;w;; fwiend? ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ;;w;; fwiend? 
OwO STEPHANyO. >_< Stephanyo is >_> my ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< bwing :3 wowd 
^w^ My ÚwÚ mistwess >w< wiww :33 befowe >w< the x3 bweak :3 of x3 day 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ hewe :3 at OwO Bewmont; she x3 doth ^w^ stway uWu about 
By UwU howy ^.^ cwosses, >w< whewe she kneels ^-^ and ^w^ pways 
:3 Fow happy wedlock hours. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. >_< Who ÚwÚ comes xDD with :33 hew? 
OwO STEPHANyO. UwU Nyonye but a UwU howy >_> hewmit ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ^.^ maid. 
^-^ I pray ^.^ you, is >_> my ^w^ mastew yet uWu wetuwn'd? 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. He is not, >_< nyow ;;w;; we have UwU nyot heard OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
xDD But ^w^ go ;;w;; we :33 in, ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, >_< Jessica, 
And ^-^ cewemonyiouswy let uWu us :3 pwepawe 
^.^ Some >_< wewcome for >w< the ÚwÚ mistwess :3 of >w< the ^w^ house. 

^-^ Entew LAUNCELOT 

>_> WAUNCEWOT. ^-^ Sowa, UwU sowa! :3 wo ^-^ ha, uWu ho! ^-^ sowa, UwU sowa! 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. >_< Who ^w^ cawws? 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. Sola! ÚwÚ Did :33 you see >w< Mastew >_< Wowenzo? >w< Mastew Lorenzo! ^-^ Sowa, 
UwU sowa! 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. :33 Weave :3 howwoaing, man. OwO Hewe! 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. Sola! Where, where? 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. OwO Hewe! 
>_> WAUNCEWOT. Tell xDD him >_< thewe's a ÚwÚ post come OwO fwom >_> my ^w^ mastew xDD with ^.^ his 
^.^ hown full :3 of ^w^ good ^.^ nyews; >_> my ^w^ mastew >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ ewe xDD mownying. 
x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^-^ Sweet ^w^ souw, let's :33 in, ^-^ and >w< thewe xDD expect their coming. 
And yet xDD nyo :3 mattew- why OwO shouwd ;;w;; we ^w^ go in? 
^w^ My uWu fwiend >_> Stephanyo, ;;w;; signyify, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, 
;;w;; Within >w< the uWu house, ^-^ youw ÚwÚ mistwess is :3 at UwU hand; 
And >_< bwing ^-^ youw music ^-^ fowth uWu into >w< the >w< aiw. x3 Exit >_< STEPHANyO 
UwU How sweet >w< the :33 moonwight sleeps upon ^w^ this ;;w;; bank! 
uWu Hewe >w< wiww ;;w;; we ÚwÚ sit ^-^ and let >w< the sounds :3 of music 
Creep ^-^ in x3 ouw ears; UwU soft :33 stiwwnyess ^-^ and >w< the night 
>_> Become >w< the uWu touches :3 of sweet >w< hawmony. 
>_> Sit, ^.^ Jessica. ÚwÚ Wook how >w< the >w< fwoow :3 of :3 heaven 
Is xDD thick ^-^ inwaid xDD with ^w^ patinyes :3 of OwO bwight :3 gowd; 
Thewe's UwU nyot >w< the UwU smawwest orb xDD which >w< thou behold'st 
xDD But ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ motion OwO wike :3 an >w< angew UwU sings, 
UwU Stiww ;;w;; quiwing uWu to >w< the >_> young-ey'd cherubins; 
>_> Such ^w^ hawmony is ^-^ in immortal souls, 
xDD But whilst ^w^ this ^-^ muddy ;;w;; vestuwe :3 of >w< decay 
^.^ Doth OwO gwosswy ^-^ cwose it :33 in, ;;w;; we ;;w;; cannyot >_> heaw uWu it. 

^-^ Entew >w< MUSICIANS 

uWu Come, UwU ho, ^-^ and wake UwU Dianya xDD with a hymn; 
With sweetest uWu touches pierce ^-^ youw uWu mistwess' ^.^ eaw. 
And draw ;;w;; hew home xDD with music. uWu [Music] 
UwU JESSICA. ^-^ I am UwU nyevew uWu mewwy uWu when ^-^ I >_> heaw sweet music. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^.^ The :3 weason is ^-^ youw >_> spiwits are x3 attentive; 
:3 Fow do but UwU nyote a wild ^-^ and ÚwÚ wanton uWu hewd, 
>_> Ow >w< wace :3 of ^-^ youthfuw ^-^ and x3 unhandwed OwO cowts, 
x3 Fetching uWu mad ^.^ bounds, >_> bewwowing ^-^ and OwO nyeighing ^.^ woud, 
Which is >w< the hot ;;w;; condition :3 of their ^-^ bwood- 
UwU If :33 they but >_> heaw >_< pewchance a OwO twumpet uWu sound, 
>_> Ow :33 any air :3 of music >_< touch their >_> eaws, 
You >_< shaww :3 pewceive them uWu make a uWu mutuaw ^w^ stand, 
uWu Theiw UwU savage ^.^ eyes OwO tuwn'd uWu to a modest >_> gaze 
By >w< the sweet ÚwÚ powew :3 of music. Therefore >w< the poet 
ÚwÚ Did feign ^w^ that >_< Owpheus OwO dwew trees, :3 stonyes, ^-^ and OwO fwoods; 
;;w;; Since :33 nyought ;;w;; so xDD stockish, ^.^ hawd, ^-^ and full :3 of UwU wage, 
xDD But music for >w< the :3 time x3 doth ^w^ change ^.^ his ^w^ nyatuwe. 
^.^ The man ^w^ that hath xDD nyo music ^-^ in ^w^ himsewf, 
>_> Nyow is UwU nyot xDD mov'd xDD with OwO concowd :3 of sweet sounds, 
Is >w< fit for ^w^ tweasons, >w< stwatagems, ^-^ and :33 spoiws; 
^.^ The motions :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ spiwit are :3 duww:as OwO nyight, 
And ^.^ his :33 affections ^-^ dawk ÚwÚ as ^-^ Ewebus. 
Let xDD nyo >_< such man >_< be trusted. Mark >w< the music. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ POWTIA ^-^ and x3 NyEWISSA 

UwU POWTIA. :33 That :3 wight ;;w;; we see is burning ^-^ in >_> my :33 haww. 
UwU How far ^w^ that ^-^ wittwe UwU candwe throws ^.^ his >_> beams! 
So uWu shinyes a ^w^ good deed ^-^ in a ÚwÚ nyaughty world. 
>_< NyEWISSA. When >w< the moon ^w^ shonye, ;;w;; we >w< did UwU nyot see >w< the >_< candwe. 
UwU POWTIA. So x3 doth >w< the greater xDD gwowy OwO dim >w< the uWu wess: 
xDD A ^w^ substitute uWu shinyes brightly ÚwÚ as a :33 king 
OwO Untiw a :33 king >_< be ;;w;; by, ^-^ and :33 then ^.^ his ^.^ state 
OwO Empties :3 itsewf, ÚwÚ as x3 doth :3 an OwO inwand UwU bwook 
>w< Into >w< the main :3 of :33 watews. ^-^ Music! UwU hawk! 
>_< NyEWISSA. >_> It is ^-^ youw music, ÚwÚ madam, :3 of >w< the ^w^ house. 
UwU POWTIA. Nothing is ^.^ good, ^-^ I see, :33 without ÚwÚ wespect; 
xDD Methinks it sounds ÚwÚ much >w< sweetew than :3 by ;;w;; day. 
>_< NyEWISSA. ^w^ Siwence UwU bestows ^w^ that virtue on ^w^ it, OwO madam. 
UwU POWTIA. ^.^ The >w< cwow x3 doth ^.^ sing ÚwÚ as ;;w;; sweetwy ÚwÚ as >w< the lark 
When ^w^ nyeithew is ^.^ attended; ^-^ and ^-^ I xDD think 
OwO nye :3 nyightingawe, >_> if she OwO shouwd ^.^ sing :3 by x3 day, 
When >_> evewy >_> goose is >_< cackwing, :3 wouwd >_< be :3 thought 
:33 Nyo xDD bettew a ^.^ musician than >w< the ^w^ wwen. 
UwU How uWu many things :3 by xDD season season'd are 
>_< To their >w< wight praise ^-^ and OwO twue ^.^ pewfection! 
^w^ Peace, uWu ho! ^.^ The moon sleeps xDD with ÚwÚ Endymion, 
And :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be UwU awak'd. OwO [Music ^w^ ceases] 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. :33 That is >w< the >_> voice, 
>_> Ow ^-^ I am ÚwÚ much deceiv'd, :3 of Portia. 
UwU POWTIA. He UwU knyows :33 me ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ bwind man UwU knyows >w< the :3 cuckoo, 
By >w< the ÚwÚ bad >_> voice. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^-^ Deaw xDD wady, >_< wewcome home. 
UwU POWTIA. OwO We have OwO been :3 pwaying for x3 ouw ^.^ husbands' ^-^ wewfawe, 
Which x3 speed, ;;w;; we x3 hope, >w< the xDD bettew for x3 ouw :3 wowds. 
;;w;; Awe :33 they uWu wetuwn'd? 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ^-^ Madam, :33 they are UwU nyot ÚwÚ yet; 
xDD But >w< thewe is come a ^.^ messengew :3 befowe, 
>_< To >_> signyify their coming. 
^.^ POWTIA.. :3 Go :33 in, Nerissa; 
^w^ Give UwU owdew uWu to >_> my servants ^w^ that :33 they ^w^ take 
:33 Nyo UwU nyote :3 at ;;w;; aww :3 of x3 ouw being ÚwÚ absent OwO hence; 
>_> Nyow ^.^ you, :3 Wowenzo; >_< Jessica, >_< nyow ÚwÚ you. ^.^ [A tucket >w< sounds] 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. ;;w;; Youw :3 husband is :3 at UwU hand; ^-^ I >_> heaw ^.^ his trumpet. 
OwO We are xDD nyo tell-tales, ÚwÚ madam, ^w^ feaw :33 you uWu nyot. 
UwU POWTIA. ^.^ This night :33 methinks is but >w< the ;;w;; daywight ÚwÚ sick; 
>_> It OwO wooks a ^-^ wittwe uWu pawew; ÚwÚ 'tis a x3 day 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as >w< the x3 day is uWu when >w< the sun is xDD hid. 

^-^ Entew >w< BASSANyIO, ^w^ ANTONyIO, :3 GWATIANyO, ^-^ and their >_> fowwowews 

ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. OwO We OwO shouwd hold x3 day xDD with >w< the ;;w;; Antipodes, 
UwU If :33 you :3 wouwd ^.^ wawk ^-^ in ;;w;; absence :3 of >w< the :3 sun. 
UwU POWTIA. Let :33 me >w< give :3 wight, but let :33 me UwU nyot >_< be :3 wight, 
:3 Fow a :3 wight uWu wife x3 doth uWu make a >_< heavy :3 husband, 
And UwU nyevew >_< be UwU Bassanyio ;;w;; so for x3 me; 
xDD But >_> God >_> sowt >_> aww! You are >_< wewcome ;;w;; home, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, madam; >w< give >_< wewcome uWu to >_> my OwO fwiend. 
^.^ This is >w< the ;;w;; man, ^w^ this is :3 Antonyio, 
>_< To whom ^-^ I am ;;w;; so infinitely bound. 
UwU POWTIA. You OwO shouwd ^-^ in ;;w;; aww sense >_< be ÚwÚ much ^.^ bound uWu to :3 him, 
^.^ Fow, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I uWu heaw, UwU he >_> was ÚwÚ much ^.^ bound for ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. :33 Nyo :33 mowe than ^-^ I am ^w^ weww ^w^ acquitted >_< of. 
UwU POWTIA. x3 Siw, :33 you are :3 vewy >_< wewcome uWu to x3 ouw ^w^ house. 
>_> It must ÚwÚ appeaw ^-^ in x3 othew ^.^ ways than >_< wowds, 
Therefore ^-^ I ^.^ scant ^w^ this breathing courtesy. 
xDD GWATIANyO. ^w^ [To uWu NyEWISSA] By :3 yondew moon ^-^ I xDD sweaw :33 you do :33 me xDD wwong; 
^.^ In faith, ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave it uWu to >w< the judge's ÚwÚ cwewk. 
>w< Wouwd UwU he were gelt ^w^ that ^w^ had ^w^ it, for >_> my >_< pawt, 
;;w;; Since :33 you do ^w^ take ^w^ it, love, ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :3 at >w< heawt. 
UwU POWTIA. xDD A OwO quawwew, UwU ho, ;;w;; awweady! What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
xDD GWATIANyO. About a >_< hoop :3 of :3 gowd, a paltry ring 
:33 That she >w< did >w< give me, :3 whose ^-^ posy >_> was 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd OwO wike >_< cutwew's >_> poetwy 
ÚwÚ Upon a uWu knyife, >w< 'Wove me, ^-^ and uWu weave :33 me >_> nyot.' 
>_< NyEWISSA. :3 What ^-^ tawk :33 you :3 of >w< the ^-^ posy >w< ow >w< the value? 
You ^.^ swowe uWu to me, uWu when ^-^ I >w< did >w< give it ^.^ you, 
:33 That :33 you :3 wouwd >_< weaw it :3 tiww ^-^ youw hour :3 of >_< death, 
And ^w^ that it OwO shouwd >_< wie xDD with :33 you ^-^ in ^-^ youw >w< gwave; 
OwO Though UwU nyot for me, yet for ^-^ youw ^.^ vehement oaths, 
You OwO shouwd have OwO been OwO wespective ^-^ and have ÚwÚ kept uWu it. 
;;w;; Gave it a judge's clerk! x3 Nyo, God's >_> my judge, 
^.^ The :33 cwewk >w< wiww >w< nye'ew >_< weaw >w< haiw ;;w;; on's UwU face ^w^ that ^w^ had uWu it. 
xDD GWATIANyO. He will, :3 an >_> if UwU he >_< wive uWu to >_< be a man. 
>_< NyEWISSA. x3 Ay, >_> if a woman >_< wive uWu to >_< be a man. 
xDD GWATIANyO. :3 Nyow :3 by ^w^ this UwU hand ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave it uWu to a uWu youth, 
xDD A uWu kind :3 of uWu boy, a ^-^ wittwe uWu scwubbed :33 boy 
:33 Nyo :33 highew than thyself, >w< the judge's ^-^ cwewk; 
xDD A xDD pwating :33 boy ^w^ that begg'd it ÚwÚ as a xDD fee; 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot for >_> my :33 heawt uWu deny it ^-^ him. 
UwU POWTIA. You were uWu to ÚwÚ bwame, ^-^ I must >_< be UwU pwain xDD with ^.^ you, 
>_< To ^.^ pawt ;;w;; so slightly xDD with ^-^ youw >w< wife's >_> fiwst ^.^ gift, 
xDD A >_> thing >_> stuck on xDD with :3 oaths upon ^-^ youw finger 
And ;;w;; so >_> wiveted xDD with faith >_< unto ^-^ youw uWu fwesh. 
^-^ I ÚwÚ gave >_> my :33 wove a ^.^ wing, ^-^ and uWu made xDD him xDD sweaw 
^.^ Nyevew uWu to ^.^ pawt xDD with ^w^ it, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe UwU he stands; 
^-^ I dare >_< be ^w^ swown for xDD him UwU he :3 wouwd UwU nyot uWu weave it 
>_> Nyow pluck it OwO fwom ^.^ his finger for >w< the xDD weawth 
:33 That >w< the UwU wowwd masters. xDD Nyow, ^-^ in faith, >_< Gwatianyo, 
You >w< give ^-^ youw uWu wife x3 too ;;w;; unkind a >_< cause :3 of UwU gwief; 
;;w;; An x3 'twewe uWu to me, ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be uWu mad :3 at uWu it. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. [Aside] :3 Why, ^-^ I were uWu best uWu to cut >_> my UwU weft UwU hand ÚwÚ off, 
And xDD sweaw ^-^ I :33 wost >w< the ring >_< defending uWu it. 
xDD GWATIANyO. ^w^ My xDD Wowd UwU Bassanyio ÚwÚ gave ^.^ his ring xDD away 
uWu Unto >w< the judge ^w^ that begg'd ^w^ it, ^-^ and uWu indeed 
uWu Desewv'd it too; ^-^ and :33 then >w< the uWu boy, ^.^ his clerk, 
:33 That took ÚwÚ some ^-^ pains ^-^ in writing, UwU he begg'd mine; 
And ^w^ nyeithew man >_< nyow ^w^ mastew :3 wouwd ^w^ take :3 aught 
xDD But >w< the x3 two xDD wings. 
UwU POWTIA. :3 What ring ÚwÚ gave ^.^ you, >_> my >_> wowd? 
uWu Nyot that, ^-^ I x3 hope, xDD which :33 you >_> weceiv'd :3 of >w< me. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >w< add a >_< wie >_< unto a :33 fauwt, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu deny x3 it; but :33 you see >_> my finger 
uWu Hath UwU nyot >w< the ring upon x3 it; it is gone. 
UwU POWTIA. uWu Even ;;w;; so ^.^ void is ^-^ youw x3 fawse :33 heawt :3 of ÚwÚ twuth; 
By :33 heaven, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< nye'ew come ^-^ in ^-^ youw bed 
OwO Untiw ^-^ I see >w< the ring. 
>_< NyEWISSA. >_> Nyow ^-^ I ^-^ in ;;w;; youws 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I ;;w;; again see >_< minye. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^-^ Sweet x3 Powtia, 
UwU If :33 you >w< did >_< knyow uWu to whom ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave >w< the ^.^ wing, 
UwU If :33 you >w< did >_< knyow for whom ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave >w< the ^.^ wing, 
And :3 wouwd ÚwÚ conceive for what ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave >w< the ^.^ wing, 
And how OwO unwiwwingwy ^-^ I UwU weft >w< the ^.^ wing, 
When :33 nyought :3 wouwd >_< be accepted but >w< the ^.^ wing, 
You :3 wouwd ^w^ abate >w< the >_> stwength :3 of ^-^ youw :33 dispweasuwe. 
UwU POWTIA. UwU If :33 you ^w^ had known >w< the virtue :3 of >w< the ^.^ wing, 
>_> Ow :3 hawf ;;w;; hew uWu wowthinyess ^w^ that ÚwÚ gave >w< the ^.^ wing, 
>_> Ow ^-^ youw ^-^ own >w< honyouw uWu to UwU contain >w< the ^.^ wing, 
You :3 wouwd UwU nyot :33 then have :33 pawted xDD with >w< the ring. 
:3 What man is >w< thewe ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much xDD unweasonyabwe, 
UwU If :33 you ^w^ had pleas'd uWu to have defended it 
With :33 any >w< tewms :3 of zeal, UwU wanted >w< the :3 modesty 
>_< To OwO uwge >w< the >_> thing :3 hewd ÚwÚ as a ceremony? 
^-^ Nyewissa teaches :33 me what uWu to ÚwÚ bewieve: 
>_< I'ww :33 die UwU fow't but ÚwÚ some woman ^w^ had >w< the ring. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. x3 Nyo, :3 by >_> my ;;w;; honyouw, ÚwÚ madam, :3 by >_> my ^w^ souw, 
:33 Nyo woman ^w^ had ^w^ it, but a >_< civiw >_> doctow, 
Which >w< did :3 wefuse xDD thwee >_> thousand ducats :3 of me, 
And begg'd >w< the ;;w;; wing; >w< the xDD which ^-^ I >w< did uWu deny :3 him, 
And ;;w;; suffew'd xDD him uWu to ^w^ go ^w^ dispweas'd xDD away- 
uWu Even UwU he ^w^ that ^w^ had :3 hewd :3 up >w< the :3 vewy OwO wife 
Of >_> my dear OwO fwiend. :3 What OwO shouwd ^-^ I say, sweet uWu wady? 
^-^ I >_> was x3 enfowc'd uWu to ^.^ send it after xDD him; 
^-^ I >_> was beset xDD with OwO shame ^-^ and :3 couwtesy; 
^w^ My >w< honyouw :3 wouwd UwU nyot let ingratitude 
So ÚwÚ much xDD besmeaw uWu it. UwU Pawdon me, ^w^ good x3 wady; 
:3 Fow :3 by uWu these xDD bwessed candles :3 of >w< the OwO nyight, 
Had :33 you OwO been there, ^-^ I xDD think :33 you :3 wouwd have begg'd 
^.^ The ring :3 of :33 me uWu to >w< give >w< the ^-^ wowthy >_> doctow. 
UwU POWTIA. Let UwU nyot ^w^ that >_> doctow e'er come uWu nyeaw >_> my house; 
;;w;; Since UwU he hath ^w^ got >w< the ÚwÚ jewew ^w^ that ^-^ I loved, 
And ^w^ that xDD which :33 you >w< did xDD sweaw uWu to :3 keep for me, 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ become ÚwÚ as liberal ÚwÚ as you; 
>_< I'ww UwU nyot uWu deny xDD him anything ^-^ I uWu have, 
x3 Nyo, UwU nyot >_> my ^.^ body, >_< nyow >_> my ^.^ husband's bed. 
x3 Knyow xDD him ^-^ I UwU shaww, ^-^ I am ^w^ weww ^w^ suwe :3 of uWu it. 
Lie UwU nyot a night OwO fwom ;;w;; home; :33 watch :33 me OwO wike ^-^ Awgus; 
UwU If :33 you do not, >_> if ^-^ I >_< be UwU weft UwU awonye, 
xDD Nyow, :3 by mine >w< honyouw xDD which is yet mine OwO own, 
>_< I'ww have ^w^ that >_> doctow for mine bedfellow. 
>_< NyEWISSA. And ^-^ I ^.^ his ^-^ cwewk; x3 thewefowe >_< be ^w^ weww >w< advis'd 
UwU How :33 you do uWu weave :33 me uWu to mine ^-^ own ^.^ pwotection. 
xDD GWATIANyO. xDD Weww, do :33 you ;;w;; so, let UwU nyot :33 me ^w^ take xDD him >_> then; 
^.^ Fow, >_> if ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, >_< I'ww :3 maw >w< the xDD young ÚwÚ cwewk's pen. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ I am >_> th' ÚwÚ unhappy xDD subject :3 of uWu these uWu quawwews. 
UwU POWTIA. x3 Siw, ^-^ gwieve UwU nyot you; :33 you are >_< wewcome UwU nyot withstanding. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. x3 Powtia, x3 fowgive :33 me ^w^ this UwU enfowced xDD wwong; 
And ^-^ in >w< the hearing :3 of uWu these uWu many >w< fwiends 
^-^ I xDD sweaw uWu to ^-^ thee, uWu even :3 by ^w^ thinye ^-^ own ^.^ faiw uWu eyes, 
Wherein ^-^ I see x3 mysewf- 
UwU POWTIA. Mark :33 you but that! 
^.^ In x3 both >_> my ^.^ eyes UwU he :33 doubwy x3 sees ^w^ himsewf, 
^.^ In uWu each eye ;;w;; onye; xDD sweaw :3 by ^-^ youw >w< doubwe self, 
And >_< thewe's :3 an oath :3 of UwU cwedit. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. Nay, but >_> heaw >w< me. 
UwU Pawdon ^w^ this :33 fauwt, ^-^ and :3 by >_> my ^w^ souw ^-^ I xDD sweaw 
^-^ I UwU nyevew :33 mowe >w< wiww x3 bweak :3 an oath xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ I once >w< did ^w^ wend >_> my body for ^.^ his ;;w;; weawth, 
Which, but for xDD him ^w^ that ^w^ had ^-^ youw ^.^ husband's ^.^ wing, 
Had :3 quite ^.^ miscawwied; ^-^ I dare >_< be ^.^ bound >w< again, 
^w^ My ^w^ souw upon >w< the ^-^ fowfeit, ^w^ that ^-^ youw lord 
Will UwU nyevew :33 mowe x3 bweak faith OwO advisedwy. 
UwU POWTIA. UwU Then :33 you >_< shaww >_< be ^.^ his ^w^ suwety. ^w^ Give xDD him ^w^ this, 
And :33 bid xDD him :3 keep it xDD bettew than >w< the ;;w;; othew. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >_> Hewe, xDD Wowd ^w^ Bassanyio, xDD sweaw uWu to :3 keep ^w^ this ring. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. By :33 heaven, it is >w< the ^-^ same ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave >w< the >_< doctow! 
UwU POWTIA. ^-^ I ^w^ had it :3 of ^-^ him. UwU Pawdon me, ^w^ Bassanyio, 
^.^ Fow, :3 by ^w^ this ^.^ wing, >w< the >_> doctow lay xDD with >w< me. 
>_< NyEWISSA. And >w< pawdon me, >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe >_< Gwatianyo, 
:3 Fow ^w^ that ^-^ same uWu scwubbed uWu boy, >w< the doctor's clerk, 
^.^ In OwO wieu :3 of ^w^ this, last night >w< did >_< wie xDD with >w< me. 
xDD GWATIANyO. :3 Why, ^w^ this is OwO wike >w< the ^.^ mending :3 of highways 
^.^ In summer, >w< whewe >w< the ^.^ ways are ^.^ faiw xDD enyough. 
^w^ What, are ;;w;; we cuckolds ^-^ ewe ;;w;; we have OwO desewv'd it? 
UwU POWTIA. OwO Speak UwU nyot ;;w;; so grossly. You are ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ amaz'd. 
uWu Hewe is a xDD wettew; UwU wead it :3 at ^-^ youw ;;w;; weisuwe; 
>_> It ÚwÚ comes OwO fwom ^.^ Padua, OwO fwom >_> Bewwawio; 
;;w;; Thewe :33 you >_< shaww find ^w^ that UwU Powtia >_> was >w< the >_> doctow, 
^-^ Nyewissa >w< thewe ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ cwewk. UwU Wowenzo ÚwÚ hewe 
ÚwÚ Shaww x3 witnyess ^-^ I ^w^ set ^-^ fowth ÚwÚ as UwU soon ÚwÚ as ^.^ you, 
And uWu even but now return'd; ^-^ I have UwU nyot yet 
>w< Entew'd >_> my ^w^ house. :3 Antonyio, :33 you are ^.^ wewcome; 
And ^-^ I have xDD bettew OwO nyews ^-^ in >_> stowe for :33 you 
uWu Than :33 you xDD expect. Unseal ^w^ this letter ^w^ soon; 
;;w;; Thewe :33 you >_< shaww find xDD thwee :3 of ^-^ youw argosies 
;;w;; Awe >_< wichwy come uWu to ÚwÚ hawbouw ^-^ suddenwy. 
You >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< knyow :3 by what ^-^ stwange >_< accident 
^-^ I ^.^ chanced on ^w^ this OwO wettew. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ I am ;;w;; dumb. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^.^ Wewe :33 you >w< the >_> doctow, ^-^ and ^-^ I ^-^ knyew :33 you xDD nyot? 
xDD GWATIANyO. ^.^ Wewe :33 you >w< the :33 cwewk ^w^ that is uWu to uWu make :33 me ^-^ cuckowd? 
>_< NyEWISSA. x3 Ay, but >w< the :33 cwewk ^w^ that UwU nyevew ÚwÚ means uWu to do ^w^ it, 
uWu Unwess UwU he >_< wive x3 untiw UwU he >_< be a man. 
ÚwÚ BASSANyIO. ^-^ Sweet >_> doctow, :33 you >_< shaww >_< be >_> my bedfellow; 
When ^-^ I am :33 absent, :33 then >_< wie xDD with >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ Sweet xDD wady, :33 you have ÚwÚ given :33 me OwO wife ^-^ and ^-^ wiving; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I UwU wead for x3 cewtain ^w^ that >_> my >w< ships 
;;w;; Awe xDD safewy come uWu to :33 woad. 
UwU POWTIA. UwU How uWu nyow, Lorenzo! 
^w^ My :33 cwewk hath ÚwÚ some ^w^ good comforts x3 too for ÚwÚ you. 
>_< NyEWISSA. x3 Ay, ^-^ and >_< I'ww >w< give them xDD him :33 without a :33 fee. 
;;w;; Thewe do ^-^ I >w< give uWu to :33 you ^-^ and >_< Jessica, 
^w^ Fwom >w< the rich x3 Jew, a ^w^ speciaw deed :3 of ^.^ gift, 
uWu Aftew ^.^ his >_< death, :3 of ;;w;; aww UwU he OwO dies :33 possess'd >_< of. 
ÚwÚ WOWENZO. :33 Faiw :3 wadies, :33 you drop ^w^ mannya ^-^ in >w< the x3 way 
Of OwO stawved people. 
UwU POWTIA. >_> It is almost morning, 
And yet ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe :33 you are UwU nyot >_< satisfied 
Of uWu these x3 events :3 at uWu fuww. Let uWu us ^w^ go :33 in, 
And charge uWu us >w< thewe upon inter'gatories, 
And ;;w;; we >w< wiww answer ;;w;; aww things faithfully. 
xDD GWATIANyO. Let it >_< be >_< so. ^.^ The >_> fiwst inter'gatory 
:33 That >_> my ^-^ Nyewissa >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ swown on UwU is, 
^.^ Whethew :3 tiww >w< the UwU nyext night she ^w^ had :3 wathew ;;w;; stay, 
>_> Ow ^w^ go uWu to bed uWu nyow, being x3 two >w< houws uWu to ;;w;; day. 
xDD But were >w< the x3 day come, ^-^ I OwO shouwd :33 wish it uWu dawk, 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I were couching xDD with >w< the doctor's ÚwÚ cwewk. 
xDD Weww, :33 whiwe ^-^ I >_< wive, >_< I'ww ^w^ feaw xDD nyo x3 othew >_> thing 
So ^w^ sowe ÚwÚ as ^w^ keeping >_> safe ÚwÚ Nyewissa's ring. Exeunt 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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>w< 1601 

>w< THE x3 MEWWY UwU WIVES UwU OF UwU WINDSOW 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN x3 FAWSTAFF 
FENTON, a xDD young gentleman 
xDD SHAWWOW, a xDD countwy ÚwÚ justice 
^-^ SWENDEW, ;;w;; cousin uWu to Shallow 

:3 Gentwemen :3 of >_< Windsow 
xDD FOWD 
UwU PAGE 
WILLIAM PAGE, a uWu boy, ^-^ son uWu to ^w^ Page 
ÚwÚ SIW HUGH ^.^ EVANS, a :33 Wewsh UwU pawson 
DOCTOR UwU CAIUS, a :33 Fwench xDD physician 
OwO HOST :3 of >w< the >_> Gawtew >_< Inn 

Followers :3 of OwO Fawstaff 
BARDOLPH 
PISTOL 
^.^ NYM 
uWu WOBIN, ^.^ page uWu to OwO Fawstaff 
SIMPLE, servant uWu to Slender 
RUGBY, servant uWu to Doctor ÚwÚ Caius 

^.^ MISTWESS xDD FOWD 
^.^ MISTWESS UwU PAGE 
^.^ MISTWESS x3 ANNyE PAGE, ;;w;; hew uWu daughtew 
^.^ MISTWESS UwU QUICKWY, servant uWu to Doctor ÚwÚ Caius 
:33 SEWVANTS uWu to xDD Page, >_< Fowd, etc. 




^.^ <<THIS uWu EWECTWONyIC :3 VEWSION UwU OF >w< THE OwO COMPWETE uWu WOWKS UwU OF WILLIAM 
>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
^-^ WITH ÚwÚ PEWMISSION. uWu EWECTWONyIC ^.^ AND ÚwÚ MACHINyE ÚwÚ WEADABWE COPIES :33 MAY OwO BE 
:33 DISTWIBUTED ^.^ SO LONG OwO AS >_< SUCH COPIES (1) >w< AWE OwO FOW >w< YOUW :3 OW :33 OTHEWS 
>_> PEWSONyAW :33 USE ONLY, ^.^ AND >w< (2) >w< AWE :33 NyOT :33 DISTWIBUTED :3 OW >w< USED 
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OwO SCENyE: 
UwU Windsow, ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; nyeighbouwhood 


^.^ The >_> Mewwy UwU Wives :3 of >_< Windsow 



>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

uWu Windsow. :3 Befowe uWu PAGE'S house 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; JUSTICE xDD SHAWWOW, ^-^ SWENDEW, ^-^ and ÚwÚ SIW HUGH xDD EVANS 

^.^ SHAWWOW. :3 Siw UwU Hugh, x3 pewsuade :33 me not; ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make a xDD Staw 
Chamber :3 mattew :3 of x3 it; >_> if UwU he were twenty :3 Siw :33 John xDD Fawstaffs, 
UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyot ;;w;; abuse ;;w;; Wobewt ÚwÚ Shawwow, ÚwÚ esquiwe. 
^-^ SWENDEW. ^.^ In >w< the county :3 of :3 Gwoucestew, ÚwÚ Justice :3 of ^w^ Peace, ^-^ and 
^w^ Cowam. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. x3 Ay, ;;w;; cousin ^w^ Swendew, ^-^ and >_> Custawowum. 
^-^ SWENDEW. x3 Ay, ^-^ and uWu Watowowum too; ^-^ and a gentleman born, 
>w< Mastew ^-^ Pawson, ;;w;; who xDD wwites himself 'Armigero' ^-^ in :33 any ;;w;; biww, 
warrant, :33 quittance, >w< ow uWu obwigation-'Awmigewo.' 
^.^ SHAWWOW. x3 Ay, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ do; ^-^ and have ^w^ donye :33 any :3 time uWu these xDD thwee 
x3 hundwed ^-^ yeaws. 
^-^ SWENDEW. ;;w;; Aww ^.^ his UwU successows, ^w^ gonye :33 befowe :3 him, hath uWu donye't; 
^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ancestors, ^w^ that come after :3 him, :33 may: :33 they ^w^ may 
>w< give >w< the dozen ^w^ white xDD wuces ^-^ in their coat. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. >_> It is :3 an old coat. 
:33 EVANS. ^.^ The dozen ^w^ white louses do ^-^ become :3 an old ÚwÚ coat :3 weww; 
it >_< agwees UwU weww, ^w^ passant; it is a :3 famiwiaw beast uWu to ;;w;; man, ^-^ and 
signifies :3 wove. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^.^ The xDD wuce is >w< the >_> fwesh ;;w;; fish; >w< the uWu sawt uWu fish is :3 an old 
coat. 
^-^ SWENDEW. ^-^ I ^w^ may x3 quawtew, >_> coz. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. You ;;w;; may, :3 by uWu mawwying. 
:33 EVANS. >_> It is marring UwU indeed, >_> if UwU he ;;w;; quawtew uWu it. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. uWu Nyot a ÚwÚ whit. 
:33 EVANS. ^w^ Yes, x3 py'w :33 wady! UwU If UwU he has a ;;w;; quawtew :3 of ^-^ youw xDD coat, >w< thewe 
is but xDD thwee skirts for ÚwÚ youwsewf, ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ simpwe ;;w;; conjectuwes; 
but ^w^ that is ;;w;; aww ^w^ onye. UwU If :3 Siw :33 John OwO Fawstaff have ;;w;; committed 
>_< dispawagements >_< unto ^.^ you, ^-^ I am :3 of >w< the ^-^ chuwch, ^-^ and >w< wiww >_< be 
^.^ gwad uWu to do >_> my UwU benyevowence, uWu to uWu make :3 atonyements ^-^ and 
:33 compwemises between ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^.^ The OwO Counciw >_< shaww >_> heaw x3 it; it is a :3 wiot. 
:33 EVANS. >_> It is UwU nyot meet >w< the OwO Counciw >_> heaw a x3 wiot; >w< thewe is xDD nyo 
^w^ feaw :3 of :33 Got ^-^ in a x3 wiot; >w< the uWu Counciw, >w< wook ^.^ you, >_< shaww desire 
uWu to >_> heaw >w< the ^w^ feaw :3 of >_> Got, ^-^ and UwU nyot uWu to >_> heaw a x3 wiot; ^w^ take ^-^ youw 
xDD vizaments ^-^ in UwU that. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. Ha! uWu o' >_> my >_< wife, >_> if ^-^ I were xDD young >w< again, >w< the >_< swowd 
OwO shouwd UwU end uWu it. 
:33 EVANS. >_> It is petter ^w^ that >w< fwiends is >w< the >_< swowd ^-^ and UwU end x3 it; 
^-^ and >w< thewe is >w< awso uWu anyothew ;;w;; device ^-^ in >_> my prain, xDD which 
ÚwÚ pewadventuwe xDD pwings goot UwU discwetions xDD with uWu it. ;;w;; Thewe is ÚwÚ Annye 
xDD Page, xDD which is uWu daughtew uWu to >w< Mastew ^.^ Geowge xDD Page, xDD which is 
;;w;; pwetty virginity. 
^-^ SWENDEW. Mistress ÚwÚ Annye Page? ÚwÚ She has brown ^-^ haiw, ^-^ and 
;;w;; speaks xDD smaww OwO wike a ^.^ woman. 
:33 EVANS. >_> It is ^w^ that OwO fewy :33 pewson for ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< owwd, ÚwÚ as UwU just ÚwÚ as :33 you 
>w< wiww UwU desiwe; ^-^ and seven x3 hundwed >w< pounds :3 of UwU monyeys, ^-^ and 
:3 gowd, ^-^ and >w< siwvew, is ;;w;; hew grandsire upon ^.^ his >w< death's-bed-Got 
>w< dewivew uWu to a joyful ^-^ wesuwwections!-give, uWu when she is able uWu to 
overtake :33 seventeen xDD yeaws OwO owd. >_> It were a goot ÚwÚ motion >_> if ;;w;; we 
uWu weave x3 ouw ^.^ pwibbwes ^-^ and :3 pwabbwes, ^-^ and desire a ^-^ mawwiage 
between >w< Mastew ÚwÚ Abwaham ^-^ and Mistress ÚwÚ Annye uWu Page. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ÚwÚ Did ;;w;; hew grandsire uWu weave ;;w;; hew seven x3 hundwed :3 pound? 
:33 EVANS. x3 Ay, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew father is uWu make ;;w;; hew a petter penny. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the xDD young gentlewoman; she has ^w^ good 
^.^ gifts. 
:33 EVANS. uWu Seven x3 hundwed ÚwÚ pounds, ^-^ and OwO possibiwities, is goot ^.^ gifts. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. xDD Weww, let uWu us see uWu honyest >w< Mastew uWu Page. Is OwO Fawstaff 
ÚwÚ thewe? 
:33 EVANS. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I tell :33 you a ;;w;; wie? ^-^ I do despise a x3 wiaw ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do 
despise >w< onye ^w^ that is false; >w< ow ÚwÚ as ^-^ I despise >w< onye ^w^ that is UwU nyot 
:3 twue. ^.^ The :33 knyight :3 Siw :33 John is >_> thewe; UwU and, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, >_< be 
uWu wuwed :3 by ^-^ youw :3 weww-wiwwews. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ peat >w< the :33 doow for >w< Mastew 
uWu Page. 
>_> [Knyocks] ^w^ What, ^.^ hoa! :33 Got pless ^-^ youw house ^w^ hewe! 
:33 PAGE. :33 [Within] :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? 

^-^ Entew UwU PAGE 

:33 EVANS. uWu Hewe is Got's :3 pwessing, ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Justice 
Shallow; ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe xDD young >w< Mastew ^w^ Swendew, ^w^ that peradventures 
>_< shaww tell :33 you uWu anyothew ;;w;; tawe, >_> if OwO mattews ÚwÚ gwow uWu to ^-^ youw 
^-^ wikings. 
:33 PAGE. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad uWu to see ^-^ youw OwO wowships ^.^ weww. ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you for 
>_> my x3 venyison, >w< Mastew ^-^ Shawwow. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. >w< Mastew xDD Page, ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad uWu to see you; ÚwÚ much ^w^ good do 
it ^-^ youw ^w^ good >_< heawt! ^-^ I wish'd ^-^ youw ^w^ venyison ;;w;; bettew; it >_> was ^w^ iww 
:3 kiww'd. UwU How x3 doth ^w^ good Mistress x3 Page?-and ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you 
uWu awways xDD with >_> my heart, la! xDD with >_> my >w< heawt. 
:33 PAGE. x3 Siw, ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. x3 Siw, ^-^ I UwU thank you; :3 by ^-^ yea ^-^ and uWu nyo, ^-^ I do. 
:33 PAGE. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad uWu to see ^.^ you, ^w^ good >w< Mastew ^w^ Swendew. 
^-^ SWENDEW. UwU How does ^-^ youw fallow ^w^ gweyhound, >_> siw? ^-^ I heard say 
UwU he >_> was >w< outwun on >_> Cotsaww. 
:33 PAGE. >_> It ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >_< be x3 judg'd, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ SWENDEW. >_< You'ww UwU nyot ÚwÚ confess, ^.^ you'ww UwU nyot >w< confess. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. :33 That UwU he >w< wiww uWu nyot. 'Tis ^-^ youw fault; ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ youw fault; 
ÚwÚ 'tis a ^w^ good >_> dog. 
:33 PAGE. xDD A :33 cuw, ^-^ siw. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. x3 Siw, ÚwÚ he's a ^w^ good UwU dog, ^-^ and a ^.^ faiw >_> dog. >_> Can >w< thewe >_< be 
:33 mowe ;;w;; said? He is ^.^ good, ^-^ and fair. Is :3 Siw :33 John OwO Fawstaff :33 hewe? 
:33 PAGE. x3 Siw, UwU he is OwO within; ^-^ and ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ couwd do a ^w^ good :33 office 
between ÚwÚ you. 
:33 EVANS. >_> It is ^-^ spoke ÚwÚ as a ^-^ Chwistians OwO ought uWu to ^w^ speak. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. He hath wrong'd me, >w< Mastew uWu Page. 
:33 PAGE. x3 Siw, UwU he x3 doth ^-^ in ÚwÚ some >_> sowt x3 confess uWu it. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. UwU If it >_< be confessed, it is UwU nyot xDD wedwessed; is UwU nyot ^w^ that 
;;w;; so, >w< Mastew Page? He hath wrong'd x3 me; uWu indeed UwU he >w< hath; :3 at a 
word, UwU he hath, xDD bewieve x3 me; ;;w;; Wobewt ÚwÚ Shawwow, uWu esquiwe, saith 
UwU he is OwO wwonged. 
:33 PAGE. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes :3 Siw >_< John. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW :3 JOHN ;;w;; FAWSTAFF, BARDOLPH, NYM, ^-^ and PISTOL 

>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD Nyow, >w< Mastew ÚwÚ Shawwow, ^.^ you'ww ^-^ compwain :3 of :33 me uWu to 
>w< the ÚwÚ King? 
^.^ SHAWWOW. Knight, :33 you have >w< beaten >_> my men, kill'd >_> my >_< deew, 
^-^ and ^.^ bwoke uWu open >_> my xDD wodge. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD But UwU nyot kiss'd ^-^ youw >_< keepew's ;;w;; daughtew. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. :3 Tut, a :3 pin! ^w^ this >_< shaww >_< be answer'd. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I >w< wiww answer it OwO stwaight: ^-^ I have ^w^ donye ;;w;; aww this. 
:33 That is now answer'd. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^.^ The OwO Counciw >_< shaww >_< knyow this. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ 'Twewe xDD bettew for :33 you >_> if it were known ^-^ in uWu counsew: 
^.^ you'ww >_< be >_< waugh'd at. 
:33 EVANS. Pauca ^-^ vewba, :3 Siw ÚwÚ John; goot worts. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Good worts! ^w^ good >w< cabbage! ^w^ Swendew, ^-^ I ^.^ bwoke ^-^ youw 
head; what :3 mattew have :33 you ÚwÚ against ÚwÚ me? 
^-^ SWENDEW. x3 Mawwy, sir, ^-^ I have :3 mattew ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ head ÚwÚ against you; 
^-^ and ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw :3 cony-catching OwO wascaws, >_< Bawdowph, ^-^ Nym, 
^-^ and ^w^ Pistow. xDD They UwU cawwied :33 me uWu to >w< the x3 tavewn, ^-^ and uWu made :33 me 
>_< dwunk, ^-^ and afterwards ^w^ pick'd >_> my ÚwÚ pocket. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. You OwO Banbuwy uWu cheese! 
^-^ SWENDEW. x3 Ay, it is xDD nyo >w< mattew. 
UwU PISTOW. UwU How uWu nyow, Mephostophilus! 
^-^ SWENDEW. x3 Ay, it is xDD nyo >w< mattew. 
xDD NYM. Slice, ^-^ I uWu say! ^w^ pauca, >w< pauca; ^.^ swice! xDD That's >_> my ^-^ humouw. 
^-^ SWENDEW. ^.^ Whewe's ÚwÚ Simpwe, >_> my man? >_> Can :33 you ^w^ teww, ^-^ cousin? 
:33 EVANS. ^w^ Peace, ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ you. :3 Nyow let uWu us undewstand. ;;w;; Thewe is 
xDD thwee umpires ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< mattew, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> undewstand: ^w^ that UwU is, 
>w< Mastew xDD Page, :33 fidewicet >w< Mastew ^-^ Page; ^-^ and >w< thewe is x3 mysewf, 
:33 fidewicet myself; ^-^ and >w< the xDD thwee party UwU is, ^-^ wastwy ^-^ and 
:33 finyawwy, mine >w< host :3 of >w< the uWu Gawtew. 
:33 PAGE. OwO We xDD thwee uWu to >_> heaw it ^-^ and UwU end it between uWu them. 
:33 EVANS. >_< Fewy ÚwÚ goot. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make a :33 pwief :3 of it ^-^ in >_> my note-book; 
^-^ and ;;w;; we >w< wiww afterwards xDD owk upon >w< the >_< cause xDD with ÚwÚ as >_> gweat 
>w< discweetwy ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we xDD can. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_> Pistow! 
UwU PISTOW. He :33 heaws xDD with ;;w;; eaws. 
:33 EVANS. ^.^ The >_> teviw ^-^ and ^.^ his uWu tam! :3 What >_< phwase is ^w^ this, ;;w;; 'He :33 heaws 
xDD with x3 eaw'? :3 Why, it is >_> affectations. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ Pistow, >w< did :33 you xDD pick >w< Mastew Slender's uWu puwse? 
^-^ SWENDEW. x3 Ay, :3 by uWu these xDD gwoves, >w< did he-or ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I :33 might 
UwU nyevew come ^-^ in mine ^-^ own >_> gweat x3 chambew ;;w;; again :3 ewse!-of 
seven x3 gwoats ^-^ in mill-sixpences, ^-^ and x3 two uWu Edwawd 
shovel-boards ^w^ that cost :33 me x3 two ^w^ shiwwing ^-^ and x3 two ^w^ pence x3 apiece 
:3 of x3 Yead Miller, :3 by uWu these OwO gwoves. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Is ^w^ this ;;w;; twue, >_> Pistow? 
:33 EVANS. x3 Nyo, it is uWu fawse, >_> if it is a OwO pick-puwse. 
UwU PISTOW. ^w^ Ha, >w< thou x3 mountain-foweignyew! :3 Siw :33 John ^-^ and ^w^ mastew 
uWu minye, 
^-^ I >_> combat ^.^ chawwenge :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ watten ÚwÚ biwbo. 
^.^ Wowd :3 of ÚwÚ denyiaw ^-^ in thy ^w^ wabwas ^w^ hewe! 
^.^ Wowd :3 of ^-^ denyiaw! UwU Fwoth ^-^ and >_> scum, >w< thou >_< wiest. 
^-^ SWENDEW. By uWu these xDD gwoves, uWu then, x3 'twas >w< he. 
xDD NYM. ;;w;; Be avis'd, sir, ^-^ and ^w^ pass ^w^ good humours; ^-^ I >w< wiww say 
>w< 'mawwy OwO twap' xDD with ^.^ you, >_> if :33 you run >w< the :33 nyuthook's OwO humouw on 
x3 me; ^w^ that is >w< the :3 vewy UwU nyote :3 of uWu it. 
^-^ SWENDEW. By ^w^ this xDD hat, uWu then, UwU he ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ wed UwU face ^w^ had x3 it; for 
though ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot remember what ^-^ I >w< did uWu when :33 you uWu made :33 me 
>_< dwunk, yet ^-^ I am UwU nyot altogether :3 an ÚwÚ ass. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 What say ^.^ you, ^.^ Scawwet ^-^ and UwU John? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. :3 Why, sir, for >_> my >_< pawt, ^-^ I say >w< the gentleman ^w^ had 
;;w;; dwunk himself :33 out :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ five sentences. 
:33 EVANS. >_> It is ^.^ his ÚwÚ five ^-^ senses; >_< fie, what >w< the x3 ignyowance ^.^ is! 
:33 BAWDOWPH. And being x3 fap, sir, ^w^ was, ÚwÚ as :33 they say, OwO cashiew'd; 
^-^ and ;;w;; so >w< concwusions >_< pass'd >w< the careers. 
^-^ SWENDEW. x3 Ay, :33 you spake ^-^ in >w< Watin :33 then too; but ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo matter; 
>_< I'ww >w< nye'ew >_< be ;;w;; dwunk whilst ^-^ I >_< wive >w< again, but ^-^ in OwO honyest, 
civil, ^-^ godwy ^w^ company, for ^w^ this >_< twick. UwU If ^-^ I >_< be >_< dwunk, >_< I'ww >_< be 
;;w;; dwunk xDD with those ^w^ that have >w< the ^w^ feaw :3 of God, ^-^ and UwU nyot xDD with 
drunken knaves. 
:33 EVANS. So :33 Got udge me, ^w^ that is a x3 viwtuous :3 mind. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. You >_> heaw ;;w;; aww uWu these OwO mattews uWu denyi'd, uWu gentwemen; :33 you 
>_> heaw uWu it. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ MISTWESS x3 ANNyE UwU PAGE xDD with ;;w;; winye; ^.^ MISTWESS 
xDD FOWD ^-^ and ^.^ MISTWESS PAGE, following 

:33 PAGE. Nay, ;;w;; daughtew, x3 cawwy >w< the ^.^ winye in; x3 we'ww drink within. 
x3 Exit x3 ANNyE UwU PAGE 
^-^ SWENDEW. O heaven! ^w^ this is Mistress ÚwÚ Annye uWu Page. 
:33 PAGE. UwU How uWu nyow, Mistress x3 Fowd! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Mistress >_< Fowd, :3 by >_> my :33 twoth, :33 you are :3 vewy ^w^ weww 
met; :3 by ^-^ youw leave, ^w^ good mistress. UwU [Kisses >_> hew] 
:33 PAGE. ;;w;; Wife, :33 bid uWu these OwO gentwemen x3 wewcome. uWu Come, ;;w;; we have a 
hot ^w^ venyison pasty uWu to >_< dinnyew; come, gentlemen, ^-^ I hope ;;w;; we 
>_< shaww drink OwO down ;;w;; aww OwO unkindnyess. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but xDD SHAWWOW, ^-^ SWENDEW, ^-^ and xDD EVANS 
^-^ SWENDEW. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew than UwU fowty UwU shiwwings ^-^ I ^w^ had >_> my ^-^ Book :3 of 
Songs ^-^ and :33 Sonnyets uWu hewe. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; SIMPWE 

>w< How, ;;w;; Simpwe! ;;w;; Whewe have :33 you been? ^-^ I must :3 wait on 
x3 mysewf, must >_> I? You have UwU nyot >w< the ^-^ Book :3 of ;;w;; Widdwes uWu about ^.^ you, 
have :33 you? 
^.^ SIMPWE. ^-^ Book :3 of ^-^ Widdwes! :3 Why, >w< did :33 you UwU nyot ^w^ wend it uWu to xDD Awice 
Shortcake upon Allhallowmas ^-^ wast, a fortnight x3 afowe 
x3 Michaewmas? 
^.^ SHAWWOW. uWu Come, >_< coz; come, >_< coz; ;;w;; we x3 stay for ÚwÚ you. xDD A :3 wowd 
xDD with ^.^ you, >_< coz; x3 mawwy, ^w^ this, coz: >w< thewe UwU is, ÚwÚ as xDD 'twewe, a 
^.^ tendew, a uWu kind :3 of ^.^ tendew, uWu made ;;w;; afaw off :3 by :3 Siw ^w^ Hugh uWu hewe. :3 Do 
:33 you understand ÚwÚ me? 
^-^ SWENDEW. x3 Ay, sir, :33 you >_< shaww find :33 me reasonable; >_> if it >_< be ;;w;; so, ^-^ I 
>_< shaww do ^w^ that ^w^ that is x3 weason. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. Nay, but understand >w< me. 
^-^ SWENDEW. So ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, ^-^ siw. 
:33 EVANS. ^w^ Give >_> eaw uWu to ^.^ his OwO motions: >w< Mastew ^w^ Swendew, ^-^ I >w< wiww 
:3 descwiption >w< the :3 mattew uWu to ^.^ you, >_> if :33 you >_< be ;;w;; capacity :3 of uWu it. 
^-^ SWENDEW. Nay, ^-^ I >w< wiww do ÚwÚ as >_> my ;;w;; cousin Shallow x3 says; ^-^ I pray 
:33 you >w< pawdon x3 me; ÚwÚ he's a ÚwÚ justice :3 of peace ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu countwy, 
ÚwÚ simpwe though ^-^ I >_< stand uWu hewe. 
:33 EVANS. xDD But ^w^ that is UwU nyot >w< the uWu question. ^.^ The >w< question is 
^-^ concewnying ^-^ youw uWu mawwiage. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. x3 Ay, >_< thewe's >w< the point, ^-^ siw. 
:33 EVANS. :33 Mawwy is x3 it; >w< the :3 vewy point :3 of x3 it; uWu to Mistress ÚwÚ Annye 
uWu Page. 
^-^ SWENDEW. :3 Why, >_> if it >_< be ;;w;; so, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< mawwy ;;w;; hew upon :33 any 
uWu weasonyabwe demands. 
:33 EVANS. xDD But ^w^ can :33 you UwU affection >w< the ^-^ oman? Let uWu us UwU command uWu to 
>_< knyow ^w^ that :3 of ^-^ youw uWu mouth >w< ow :3 of ^-^ youw lips; for divers uWu phiwosophews 
hold ^w^ that >w< the ÚwÚ wips is >_< pawcew :3 of >w< the UwU mouth. ;;w;; Thewefowe, 
>w< pwecisewy, ^w^ can :33 you x3 cawwy ^-^ youw ^w^ good >w< wiww uWu to >w< the ^-^ maid? 
^.^ SHAWWOW. uWu Cousin ÚwÚ Abwaham ^w^ Swendew, ^w^ can :33 you :33 wove :33 hew? 
^-^ SWENDEW. ^-^ I x3 hope, sir, ^-^ I >w< wiww do ÚwÚ as it >_< shaww ^-^ become >w< onye ^w^ that 
:3 wouwd do x3 weason. 
:33 EVANS. Nay, Got's ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and ^.^ his ^.^ wadies! :33 you must UwU speak ÚwÚ possitabwe, 
>_> if :33 you ^w^ can x3 cawwy ;;w;; hew ^-^ youw x3 desiwes ^.^ towawds x3 hew. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. :33 That :33 you must. Will ^.^ you, upon ^w^ good :3 dowwy, 
>w< mawwy :33 hew? 
^-^ SWENDEW. ^-^ I >w< wiww do a greater >_> thing than ^w^ that upon ^-^ youw :3 wequest, 
cousin, ^-^ in :33 any x3 weason. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. Nay, ÚwÚ conceive me, ÚwÚ conceive me, sweet >_< coz; what 
^-^ I do is uWu to pleasure ^.^ you, >_> coz. >_> Can :33 you :33 wove >w< the ^-^ maid? 
^-^ SWENDEW. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< mawwy >w< hew, sir, :3 at ^-^ youw UwU wequest; but >_> if >w< thewe 
>_< be xDD nyo >_> gweat :33 wove ^-^ in >w< the beginning, yet :3 heaven ^w^ may ^-^ decwease 
it upon xDD bettew :3 acquaintance, uWu when ;;w;; we are married ^-^ and 
have :33 mowe ^.^ occasion uWu to >_< knyow >w< onye x3 anyothew. ^-^ I hope upon 
familiarity >w< wiww ÚwÚ gwow :33 mowe :33 contempt. xDD But >_> if :33 you say 
>w< 'mawwy x3 hew,' ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< mawwy :3 hew; ^w^ that ^-^ I am xDD fweewy ^w^ dissowved, 
^-^ and x3 dissowutewy. 
:33 EVANS. >_> It is a OwO fewy discretion answer, >_< save >w< the x3 faww is ^-^ in >w< the 
>w< owd :3 'dissowutewy': >w< the UwU owt UwU is, uWu accowding uWu to x3 ouw meaning, 
^w^ 'wesowutewy'; ^.^ his >_> meanying is :33 good. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. x3 Ay, ^-^ I xDD think >_> my ;;w;; cousin OwO meant ^.^ weww. 
^-^ SWENDEW. x3 Ay, >w< ow else ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I :33 might >_< be >_> hang'd, la! 

^-^ We-entew x3 ANNyE UwU PAGE 

^.^ SHAWWOW. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ^.^ faiw Mistress OwO Annye. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I were 
xDD young for ^-^ youw xDD sake, Mistress >_> Annye! 
xDD ANNyE. ^.^ The UwU dinnyew is on >w< the >_< tabwe; >_> my father x3 desiwes ^-^ youw 
worships' x3 company. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 wait on :3 him, ^.^ faiw Mistress >_> Annye! 
:33 EVANS. ÚwÚ Od's plessed >_> wiww! ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; absence :3 at >w< the grace. 
Exeunt SHALLOW ^-^ and xDD EVANS 
xDD ANNyE. ^-^ Wiww't UwU pwease ^-^ youw worship uWu to come :33 in, >_> siw? 
^-^ SWENDEW. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, forsooth, OwO heawtiwy; ^-^ I am :3 vewy 
^.^ weww. 
xDD ANNyE. ^.^ The UwU dinnyew attends ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ SWENDEW. ^-^ I am UwU nyot a-hungry, ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, :33 fowsooth. ^.^ Go, 
sirrah, for ;;w;; aww :33 you are >_> my ;;w;; man, ^w^ go :3 wait upon >_> my ;;w;; cousin 
^-^ Shawwow. UwU [Exit ;;w;; SIMPWE] xDD A ÚwÚ justice :3 of peace x3 sometime ^w^ may 
>_< be >w< behowding uWu to ^.^ his uWu fwiend for a man. ^-^ I :3 keep but xDD thwee ^-^ men 
^-^ and a :33 boy yet, :3 tiww >_> my mother >_< be xDD dead. xDD But what x3 though? 
^w^ Yet ^-^ I >_< wive OwO wike a x3 poow gentleman ^w^ bown. 
xDD ANNyE. ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyot ^w^ go ^-^ in :33 without ^-^ youw :3 wowship; :33 they >w< wiww UwU nyot 
ÚwÚ sit :3 tiww :33 you ^-^ come. 
^-^ SWENDEW. >_< I' faith, >_< I'ww >w< eat :3 nyothing; ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as 
though ^-^ I did. 
xDD ANNyE. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, sir, ^.^ wawk uWu in. 
^-^ SWENDEW. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew ^.^ wawk ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I ^w^ bwuis'd >_> my 
>w< shin >_> th' x3 othew x3 day xDD with :3 pwaying :3 at >_< swowd ^-^ and xDD daggew xDD with 
a ^w^ mastew :3 of OwO fence-thwee :3 venyeys for a OwO dish :3 of uWu stew'd prunes 
uWu -and, ^-^ I xDD with >_> my ward >_< defending >_> my head, UwU he hot >_> my >_< shin, 
UwU and, :3 by >_> my :33 twoth, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot uWu abide >w< the x3 smeww :3 of hot ^.^ meat 
x3 since. ^.^ Why do ^-^ youw ^w^ dogs ^-^ bawk so? ;;w;; Be >w< thewe >_< beaws ^.^ i' >_> th' 
OwO town? 
xDD ANNyE. ^-^ I xDD think >w< thewe x3 awe, sir; ^-^ I heard them ^w^ tawk'd >_< of. 
^-^ SWENDEW. ^-^ I :33 wove >w< the >_> spowt :3 weww; but ^-^ I >_< shaww ÚwÚ as UwU soon :3 quawwew :3 at 
it ÚwÚ as :33 any man ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand. You are afraid, >_> if :33 you see >w< the 
;;w;; beaw ^-^ woose, are :33 you xDD nyot? 
xDD ANNyE. x3 Ay, UwU indeed, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ SWENDEW. xDD That's ^.^ meat ^-^ and drink uWu to :33 me UwU nyow. ^-^ I have seen 
x3 Sackewson loose twenty xDD times, ^-^ and have ^.^ taken xDD him :3 by >w< the 
;;w;; chain; but ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, >w< the :33 women have ;;w;; so uWu cwied ^-^ and 
:33 shwiek'd :3 at it ^w^ that it :33 pass'd; but ^w^ women, UwU indeed, ;;w;; cannyot 
uWu abide 'em; :33 they are :3 vewy ^-^ iww-favouw'd ^.^ wough >_< things. 

^-^ We-entew UwU PAGE 

:33 PAGE. uWu Come, ÚwÚ gentwe >w< Mastew ^w^ Swendew, uWu come; ;;w;; we x3 stay for ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ SWENDEW. >_< I'ww >w< eat ;;w;; nyothing, ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
:33 PAGE. By ^.^ cock ^-^ and ;;w;; pie, :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot ^-^ choose, :33 siw! uWu Come, 
^-^ come. 
^-^ SWENDEW. Nay, pray :33 you ÚwÚ wead >w< the way. 
:33 PAGE. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ SWENDEW. Mistress ^w^ Annye, :33 youwsewf >_< shaww ^w^ go first. 
xDD ANNyE. uWu Nyot ;;w;; I, sir; pray :33 you :3 keep >_< on. 
^-^ SWENDEW. ^w^ Twuwy, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ go first; ^-^ twuwy, la! ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot do 
:33 you ^w^ that ;;w;; wwong. 
xDD ANNyE. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ SWENDEW. >_< I'ww :3 wathew >_< be unmannerly than OwO twoubwesome. You 
do :33 youwsewf ^-^ wwong UwU indeed, la! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 

:3 Befowe uWu PAGE'S house 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW HUGH xDD EVANS ^-^ and ;;w;; SIMPWE 

:33 EVANS. :3 Go ^-^ youw OwO ways, ^-^ and ask :3 of Doctor ^.^ Caius' house xDD which 
is >w< the OwO way; ^-^ and >w< thewe UwU dwewws >w< onye Mistress >w< Quickwy, xDD which 
is ^-^ in >w< the >w< mannyew :3 of ^.^ his :3 nyuwse, >w< ow ^.^ his dry :3 nyuwse, >w< ow ^.^ his >w< cook, 
>w< ow ^.^ his uWu waundwy, ^.^ his ^w^ washew, ^-^ and ^.^ his ÚwÚ wwingew. 
^.^ SIMPWE. xDD Weww, ^-^ siw. 
:33 EVANS. Nay, it is petter yet. ^w^ Give ;;w;; hew ^w^ this xDD wettew; for it is a 
^.^ oman ^w^ that ÚwÚ awtogethew's >w< acquaintance xDD with Mistress ÚwÚ Annye 
^-^ Page; ^-^ and >w< the letter is uWu to desire ^-^ and require ;;w;; hew uWu to uWu sowicit 
^-^ youw uWu mastew's x3 desiwes uWu to Mistress ÚwÚ Annye uWu Page. ^-^ I pray :33 you 
>_< be gone. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make :3 an UwU end :3 of >_> my >_< dinnyew; >_< thewe's ÚwÚ pippins 
^-^ and ^w^ cheese uWu to ^-^ come. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

^.^ The >_> Gawtew >_< Inn 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; FAWSTAFF, HOST, BARDOLPH, NYM, PISTOL, ^-^ and ^w^ WOBIN 

>_< FAWSTAFF. Mine >w< host :3 of >w< the uWu Gawtew! 
>w< HOST. :3 What x3 says >_> my ^.^ buwwy ^w^ wook? OwO Speak scholarly ^-^ and 
wisely. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Twuwy, mine :33 host, ^-^ I must ^w^ tuwn xDD away ÚwÚ some :3 of >_> my 
UwU fowwowews. 
>w< HOST. >_> Discawd, ^.^ buwwy Hercules; cashier; let them :3 wag; ^-^ twot, 
trot. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I ÚwÚ sit :3 at >_< ten >w< pounds a week. 
>w< HOST. ^-^ Thou'wt :3 an UwU empewow-Caesaw, :33 Keisew, ^-^ and Pheazar. ^-^ I 
>w< wiww entertain >w< Bawdowph; UwU he >_< shaww draw, UwU he >_< shaww >w< tap; ^-^ said ^-^ I 
UwU weww, ^.^ buwwy ^-^ Hectow? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 Do ;;w;; so, ^w^ good mine xDD host. 
>w< HOST. ^-^ I have uWu spoke; let xDD him ^w^ fowwow. ^w^ [To >_< BAWDOWPH] Let :33 me 
see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; fwoth ^-^ and ;;w;; wime. ^-^ I am :3 at a word; ^w^ fowwow. x3 Exit OwO HOST 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_< Bawdowph, x3 fowwow ^-^ him. xDD A tapster is a ^w^ good trade; 
:3 an old :3 cwoak ^-^ makes a xDD nyew ^.^ jewkin; a wither'd ^-^ sewving-man a 
>_> fwesh >_> tapstew. >w< Go; >_> adieu. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> It is a OwO wife ^w^ that ^-^ I have desir'd; ^-^ I >w< wiww thrive. 
UwU PISTOW. O base Hungarian >_< wight! UwU Wiwt >w< thou >w< the spigot 
^w^ wiewd? x3 Exit BARDOLPH 
xDD NYM. He >_> was gotten ^-^ in xDD dwink. Is UwU nyot >w< the OwO humouw conceited? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad ^-^ I am ;;w;; so :33 acquit :3 of ^w^ this tinder-box: ^.^ his 
uWu thefts were x3 too open; ^.^ his filching >_> was OwO wike :3 an xDD unskiwfuw 
:33 singew-he ÚwÚ kept UwU nyot time. 
xDD NYM. ^.^ The ^w^ good OwO humouw is uWu to >_> steaw :3 at a minute's >_> west. 
UwU PISTOW. ^w^ 'Convey' >w< the uWu wise it call. uWu 'Steaw' foh! xDD A ^-^ fico for >w< the 
phrase! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD Weww, >_< siws, ^-^ I am almost :33 out :3 at heels. 
UwU PISTOW. :3 Why, uWu then, let ^.^ kibes ensue. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo xDD wemedy; ^-^ I must uWu cony-catch; ^-^ I must 
shift. 
UwU PISTOW. Young ^-^ wavens must have food. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Which :3 of :33 you >_< knyow Ford :3 of ^w^ this OwO town? 
UwU PISTOW. ^-^ I ken >w< the :3 wight; UwU he is :3 of substance :33 good. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ My uWu honyest lads, ^-^ I >w< wiww tell :33 you what ^-^ I am UwU about. 
UwU PISTOW. >_< Two UwU yawds, ^-^ and >w< mowe. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :33 Nyo >_> quips uWu nyow, ^w^ Pistow. Indeed, ^-^ I am ^-^ in >w< the waist 
x3 two ;;w;; yawds about; but ^-^ I am now uWu about xDD nyo >_< waste; ^-^ I am uWu about 
ÚwÚ thwift. OwO Bwiefwy, ^-^ I do UwU mean uWu to uWu make :33 wove uWu to Ford's wife; ^-^ I 
^w^ spy entertainment ^-^ in :3 hew; she >_< discouwses, she UwU cawves, she 
xDD gives >w< the UwU weew :3 of x3 invitation; ^-^ I ^w^ can construe >w< the action :3 of ;;w;; hew 
:3 famiwiaw style; ^-^ and >w< the x3 hawdest :3 voice :3 of ;;w;; hew ^w^ behaviouw, uWu to >_< be 
>w< Engwish'd ;;w;; wightwy, is 'I am :3 Siw :33 John UwU Fawstaff's.' 
UwU PISTOW. He hath x3 studied ;;w;; hew UwU weww, ^-^ and :3 twanswated ;;w;; hew >w< wiww :33 out 
:3 of uWu honyesty uWu into >_> Engwish. 
xDD NYM. ^.^ The ^-^ anchow is OwO deep; >w< wiww ^w^ that OwO humouw >w< pass? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD Nyow, >w< the >_< wepowt :3 goes she has ;;w;; aww >w< the rule :3 of ;;w;; hew 
^.^ husband's >_> puwse; UwU he hath a ^-^ wegion :3 of angels. 
UwU PISTOW. :33 As uWu many devils ^w^ entewtain; ^-^ and ^w^ 'To >w< hew, boy,' say xDD I. 
xDD NYM. ^.^ The OwO humouw xDD wises; it is ;;w;; good; OwO humouw :33 me >w< the angels. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I have ^.^ wwit :33 me ÚwÚ hewe a letter uWu to :3 hew; ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe 
uWu anyothew uWu to :33 Page's ÚwÚ wife, ;;w;; who uWu even now ÚwÚ gave :33 me ^w^ good ^.^ eyes 
OwO too, xDD examin'd >_> my x3 pawts xDD with :3 most judicious >_> oeiwwades; 
uWu sometimes >w< the ÚwÚ beam :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ view xDD giwded >_> my >w< foot, uWu sometimes >_> my 
>_> powtwy belly. 
UwU PISTOW. UwU Then >w< did >w< the sun on dunghill ÚwÚ shinye. 
xDD NYM. ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ thee for ^w^ that ^-^ humouw. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. OwO O, she >w< did ;;w;; so ÚwÚ couwse ^.^ o'ew >_> my UwU extewiows xDD with >_< such 
a greedy ^-^ intention ^w^ that >w< the :3 appetite :3 of ;;w;; hew eye >w< did seem uWu to 
>_> scowch :33 me :3 up OwO wike a UwU buwnying-gwass! Here's uWu anyothew letter uWu to 
x3 hew. ÚwÚ She >_< beaws >w< the ^.^ puwse too; she is a UwU wegion ^-^ in :33 Guianya, ;;w;; aww 
>_< gowd ^-^ and ^w^ bounty. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; cheatews uWu to them both, ^-^ and :33 they 
>_< shaww >_< be :3 exchequews uWu to x3 me; :33 they >_< shaww >_< be >_> my ;;w;; East ^-^ and ;;w;; West 
OwO Indies, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> twade uWu to them ^.^ both. ^.^ Go, ;;w;; beaw >w< thou ^w^ this 
letter uWu to Mistress ^-^ Page; ^-^ and >w< thou ^w^ this uWu to Mistress >_> Fowd. OwO We 
>w< wiww ÚwÚ thwive, lads, ;;w;; we >w< wiww thrive. 
UwU PISTOW. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I :3 Siw :3 Pandawus :3 of uWu Twoy ;;w;; become, 
And :3 by >_> my >w< side >_< weaw OwO steew? UwU Then OwO Wucifew ^w^ take >_> aww! 
xDD NYM. ^-^ I >w< wiww run xDD nyo base ^-^ humouw. >_> Hewe, ^w^ take >w< the 
;;w;; humouw-wettew; ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 keep >w< the x3 haviouw :3 of >w< weputation. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ [To x3 WOBIN] Hold, ^w^ siwwah; ;;w;; beaw :33 you uWu these :33 wettews 
tightly; 
Sail OwO wike >_> my ^-^ pinnyace uWu to uWu these xDD gowden >_< showes. 
Rogues, OwO hence, :33 avaunt! vanish OwO wike uWu haiwstonyes, go; 
uWu Twudge, OwO pwod xDD away ^.^ i' >_> th' x3 hoof; >w< seek shelter, ÚwÚ pack! 
OwO Fawstaff >w< wiww learn >w< the OwO humouw :3 of >w< the >_> age; 
:33 Fwench thrift, :33 you >_< wogues; x3 mysewf, ^-^ and :33 skiwted >_< page. 
Exeunt x3 FAWSTAFF ^-^ and ^w^ WOBIN 
UwU PISTOW. Let vultures gripe thy ^-^ guts! for ^-^ gouwd ^-^ and fullam 
>_< howds, 
And >_> high ^-^ and >w< wow beguiles >w< the rich ^-^ and OwO poow; 
Tester >_< I'ww have ^-^ in uWu pouch uWu when >w< thou xDD shawt lack, 
UwU Base Phrygian ^w^ Tuwk! 
xDD NYM. ^-^ I have :33 opewations ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ head xDD which >_< be UwU humouws :3 of 
revenge. 
UwU PISTOW. UwU Wiwt >w< thou revenge? 
xDD NYM. By welkin ^-^ and ;;w;; hew >_< staw! 
UwU PISTOW. With UwU wit >w< ow OwO steew? 
xDD NYM. With x3 both >w< the :3 humouws, xDD I. 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< discuss >w< the OwO humouw :3 of ^w^ this :33 wove uWu to uWu Page. 
UwU PISTOW. And ^-^ I uWu to Ford >_< shaww x3 eke :3 unfowd 
UwU How >_< Fawstaff, ^-^ vawwet UwU viwe, 
:33 His xDD dove >w< wiww OwO pwove, ^.^ his >_< gowd >w< wiww UwU howd, 
And ^.^ his UwU soft couch UwU defiwe. 
xDD NYM. ^w^ My OwO humouw >_< shaww UwU nyot UwU coow; ^-^ I >w< wiww incense ^w^ Page uWu to ^.^ deaw 
xDD with >_> poison; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU possess xDD him xDD with >_> yewwownyess; for >w< the 
x3 wevowt :3 of mine is ÚwÚ dangewous. :33 That is >_> my OwO twue ^-^ humouw. 
UwU PISTOW. Thou UwU awt >w< the Mars :3 of malcontents; ^-^ I ;;w;; second ;;w;; thee; 
:33 twoop >_< on. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 

DOCTOR >w< CAIUS'S house 

^-^ Entew ^.^ MISTWESS UwU QUICKWY, SIMPLE, ^-^ and >_< WUGBY 

uWu QUICKWY. ^w^ What, :33 John >w< Wugby! ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee ^w^ go uWu to >w< the ^.^ casement 
^-^ and see >_> if :33 you ^w^ can see >_> my uWu mastew, >w< Mastew Doctor 
^w^ Caius, coming. UwU If UwU he ÚwÚ do, ^.^ i' faith, ^-^ and find >_< anybody ^-^ in >w< the 
uWu house, ÚwÚ hewe >w< wiww >_< be :3 an old x3 abusing :3 of God's x3 patience ^-^ and 
>w< the King's >_> Engwish. 
RUGBY. >_< I'ww ^w^ go x3 watch. 
uWu QUICKWY. >w< Go; ^-^ and x3 we'ww have a >w< posset UwU fow't UwU soon :3 at OwO nyight, ^-^ in 
faith, :3 at >w< the :3 wattew UwU end :3 of a sea-coal >w< fiwe. UwU [Exit >_> WUGBY] ;;w;; An 
OwO honyest, ÚwÚ wiwwing, uWu kind fellow, ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew servant >_< shaww come ^-^ in 
house >_> withaw; UwU and, ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, xDD nyo :3 teww-tawe >_< nyow xDD nyo 
UwU bweed-bate; ^.^ his ^-^ wowst x3 fauwt is ^w^ that UwU he is ÚwÚ given uWu to ;;w;; pwayew; UwU he is 
x3 something uWu peevish ^w^ that OwO way; but uWu nyobody but has ^.^ his fault; 
but let ^w^ that ÚwÚ pass. >w< Petew >w< Simpwe :33 you say ^-^ youw name ;;w;; is? 
^.^ SIMPWE. x3 Ay, for x3 fauwt :3 of a better. 
uWu QUICKWY. And >w< Mastew Slender's ^-^ youw master? 
^.^ SIMPWE. x3 Ay, :33 fowsooth. 
uWu QUICKWY. ^w^ Does UwU he UwU nyot >_< weaw a >_> gweat :3 wound uWu beawd, OwO wike a 
xDD gwovew's >_> pawing-knyife? 
^.^ SIMPWE. x3 Nyo, xDD fowsooth; UwU he hath but a ^-^ wittwe >_> whey OwO face, xDD with a 
^-^ wittwe yellow uWu beawd, a >_> Cain-cowouw'd ^.^ beawd. 
uWu QUICKWY. xDD A >_> softwy-spwighted ;;w;; man, is UwU he xDD nyot? 
^.^ SIMPWE. x3 Ay, xDD fowsooth; but UwU he is ÚwÚ as xDD taww a man :3 of ^.^ his >w< hands ÚwÚ as 
:33 any is between ^w^ this ^-^ and ^.^ his head; UwU he hath fought xDD with a 
warrener. 
uWu QUICKWY. UwU How say :33 you? OwO O, ^-^ I OwO shouwd remember ^-^ him. ^w^ Does 
UwU he UwU nyot hold :3 up ^.^ his head, ÚwÚ as it UwU wewe, ^-^ and ÚwÚ stwut ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ gait? 
^.^ SIMPWE. ^w^ Yes, UwU indeed, does >w< he. 
uWu QUICKWY. xDD Weww, :3 heaven ^.^ send ÚwÚ Annye ^w^ Page xDD nyo worse x3 fowtunye! 
Tell >w< Mastew >w< Pawson ÚwÚ Evans ^-^ I >w< wiww do what ^-^ I ^w^ can for ^-^ youw 
ÚwÚ mastew. ÚwÚ Annye is a ^w^ good ^w^ giww, ^-^ and ^-^ I ;;w;; wish- 

^-^ We-entew >_< WUGBY 

RUGBY. xDD Out, ^.^ awas! ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my ÚwÚ mastew. 
uWu QUICKWY. OwO We >_< shaww ;;w;; aww >_< be :3 shent. ÚwÚ Wun ^-^ in ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ good xDD young 
>_< man; ^w^ go uWu into ^w^ this uWu cwoset. >_> [Shuts ;;w;; SIMPWE ^-^ in >w< the :3 cwoset] He 
>w< wiww UwU nyot x3 stay long. ^w^ What, :33 John >w< Wugby! John! x3 what, uWu John, 
^-^ I uWu say! ^.^ Go, uWu John, ^w^ go >_> inquiwe for >_> my :3 mastew; ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt UwU he >_< be 
UwU nyot ^w^ weww ^w^ that UwU he ÚwÚ comes UwU nyot home. [Singing] 
And x3 down, x3 down, :3 adown-a, etc. 

^-^ Entew DOCTOR xDD CAIUS 

:33 CAIUS. OwO Vat is :33 you ;;w;; sing? ^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO wike :33 des ÚwÚ toys. xDD Pway ^.^ you, ^w^ go 
^-^ and >_> vetch :33 me ^-^ in >_> my >_> cwoset :33 un x3 boitiew vert-a >w< box, a UwU gween-a 
;;w;; box. :3 Do >_> intend >_< vat ^-^ I ^.^ speak? xDD A UwU gween-a ;;w;; box. 
uWu QUICKWY. x3 Ay, forsooth, >_< I'ww fetch it ÚwÚ you. [Aside] ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad 
UwU he UwU went UwU nyot ^-^ in ^.^ himsewf; >_> if UwU he ^w^ had x3 found >w< the xDD young ;;w;; man, 
UwU he :3 wouwd have OwO been x3 hown-mad. 
:33 CAIUS. Fe, xDD fe, fe >_< fe! x3 ma >w< foi, ^w^ iw OwO fait >_> fowt uWu chaud. Je m'en >_> vais a 
^.^ wa ;;w;; couw-wa :3 gwande xDD affaiwe. 
uWu QUICKWY. Is it ^w^ this, >_> siw? 
:33 CAIUS. >_> Oui; mette ÚwÚ we au uWu mon pocket: ^.^ depeche, xDD quickwy. >_> Vewe 
is ^.^ dat >_> knyave, ^.^ Wugby? 
uWu QUICKWY. ^w^ What, :33 John ^.^ Wugby? John! 
RUGBY. >_> Hewe, ^-^ siw. 
:33 CAIUS. You are :33 John :33 Wugby, ^-^ and :33 you are ÚwÚ Jack ;;w;; Wugby. 
uWu Come, ^-^ take-a ^-^ youw ^w^ wapiew, ^-^ and come after >_> my heel uWu to >w< the 
^.^ couwt. 
RUGBY. 'Tis >_> weady, sir, ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ powch. 
:33 CAIUS. By >_> my ^-^ twot, ^-^ I tarry x3 too long. ÚwÚ Od's me! ^.^ Qu'ai :3 j'oubwie? 
>_> Dewe is ÚwÚ some xDD simpwes ^-^ in >_> my >_> cwoset ^.^ dat ^-^ I >_> viww UwU nyot for >w< the 
varld ^-^ I >_< shaww uWu weave x3 behind. 
uWu QUICKWY. OwO Ay me, he'll find >w< the xDD young man there, ^-^ and >_< be 
>_< mad! 
:33 CAIUS. O ^w^ diabwe, ;;w;; diabwe! >_< vat is ^-^ in >_> my x3 cwoset? ;;w;; Viwwainy! OwO wawwon! 
^.^ [Puwwing ;;w;; SIMPWE out] :33 Wugby, >_> my >w< wapiew! 
uWu QUICKWY. Good uWu mastew, >_< be :33 content. 
:33 CAIUS. ^.^ Whewefowe >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< be content-a? 
uWu QUICKWY. ^.^ The xDD young man is :3 an uWu honyest man. 
:33 CAIUS. :3 What >_< shaww UwU de uWu honyest man do ^-^ in >_> my x3 cwoset? >_> Dewe is 
xDD nyo uWu honyest man ^.^ dat >_< shaww come ^-^ in >_> my uWu cwoset. 
uWu QUICKWY. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, >_< be UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^.^ phwegmatic; >_> heaw >w< the 
>_> twuth :3 of uWu it. He came :3 of :3 an ^w^ ewwand uWu to :33 me OwO fwom >w< Pawson ;;w;; Hugh. 
:33 CAIUS. UwU Veww? 
^.^ SIMPWE. x3 Ay, forsooth, uWu to desire ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ to- 
uWu QUICKWY. ^w^ Peace, ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ you. 
:33 CAIUS. UwU Peace-a ^-^ youw ;;w;; tongue. x3 Speak-a ^-^ youw :3 tawe. 
^.^ SIMPWE. >_< To desire ^w^ this uWu honyest gentlewoman, ^-^ youw >_> maid, uWu to 
UwU speak a ^w^ good :3 wowd uWu to Mistress ÚwÚ Annye ^w^ Page for >_> my uWu mastew, 
^-^ in >w< the x3 way :3 of uWu mawwiage. 
uWu QUICKWY. ^.^ This is >w< aww, UwU indeed, la! but >_< I'ww >w< nye'ew put >_> my finger 
^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ fiwe, ^-^ and need uWu nyot. 
:33 CAIUS. :3 Siw ^w^ Hugh :33 send-a :33 you? :33 Wugby, baillez :33 me ÚwÚ some paper. 
:3 Tawwy :33 you a ^w^ wittwe-a-whiwe. >_> [Wwites] 
uWu QUICKWY. x3 [Aside uWu to ;;w;; SIMPWE] ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad UwU he is ;;w;; so ^.^ quiet; >_> if UwU he 
^w^ had OwO been UwU thwoughwy x3 moved, :33 you OwO shouwd have heard xDD him 
;;w;; so ÚwÚ woud ^-^ and ;;w;; so melancholy. xDD But ÚwÚ nyotwithstanding, ;;w;; man, >_< I'ww 
do :33 you ^-^ youw ^w^ mastew what ^w^ good ^-^ I x3 can; ^-^ and >w< the :3 vewy ^-^ yea ^-^ and 
>w< the xDD nyo UwU is, >w< the :33 Fwench >_> doctow, >_> my OwO mastew-I ^w^ may UwU caww xDD him 
>_> my uWu mastew, >w< wook ^.^ you, for ^-^ I :3 keep ^.^ his house; ^-^ and ^-^ I wash, 
>_< wwing, ^w^ bwew, bake, :3 scouw, dress ^.^ meat ^-^ and drink, uWu make >w< the 
beds, ^-^ and do ;;w;; aww x3 mysewf- 
^.^ SIMPWE. x3 [Aside uWu to xDD QUICKWY] 'Tis a >_> gweat charge uWu to come 
^.^ undew >w< onye ^w^ body's ;;w;; hand. 
uWu QUICKWY. x3 [Aside uWu to ;;w;; SIMPWE] ;;w;; Awe :33 you >_> avis'd uWu o' that? You 
>_< shaww find it a >_> gweat xDD chawge; ^-^ and uWu to >_< be :3 up >w< eawwy ^-^ and OwO down 
late; but xDD nyotwithstanding-to tell :33 you ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ eaw, ^-^ I :3 wouwd 
have xDD nyo >_> wowds :3 of >w< it-my ^w^ mastew himself is ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with 
Mistress ÚwÚ Annye ^-^ Page; but UwU nyotwithstanding that, ^-^ I >_< knyow 
Anne's >w< mind-that's ^w^ nyeithew ÚwÚ hewe >_< nyow >w< thewe. 
:33 CAIUS. You jack'nape; ÚwÚ give-a ^w^ this letter uWu to :3 Siw xDD Hugh; :3 by gar, 
it is a uWu shawwenge; ^-^ I >w< wiww cut ^.^ his >_> twoat ^-^ in UwU de >_> pawk; ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww 
^-^ teach a :33 scuwvy jack-a-nape >_< pwiest uWu to ^-^ meddwe >w< ow ^w^ make. You 
^w^ may >_< be gone; it is UwU nyot ^w^ good :33 you tarry uWu hewe. By gar, ^-^ I >w< wiww 
cut ;;w;; aww ^.^ his x3 two ^.^ stonyes; :3 by gar, UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyot have a >w< stonye 
uWu to OwO thwow :3 at ^.^ his >_> dog. x3 Exit ;;w;; SIMPWE 
uWu QUICKWY. >_> Awas, UwU he ;;w;; speaks but for ^.^ his OwO fwiend. 
:33 CAIUS. >_> It is xDD nyo OwO mattew-a OwO vew UwU dat. :3 Do UwU nyot :33 you >_< teww-a :33 me ^.^ dat ^-^ I 
>_< shaww have ÚwÚ Annye ^w^ Page for ^.^ mysewf? By gar, ^-^ I >_> viww kill UwU de ÚwÚ Jack 
uWu pwiest; ^-^ and ^-^ I have uWu appointed mine >w< host :3 of UwU de ^.^ Jawteew uWu to 
:3 measuwe x3 ouw x3 weapon. By gar, ^-^ I >w< wiww myself have ÚwÚ Annye 
uWu Page. 
uWu QUICKWY. x3 Siw, >w< the ÚwÚ maid >_< woves ^.^ you, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >_< shaww >_< be ^.^ weww. OwO We 
must >w< give ÚwÚ fowks uWu weave uWu to :33 pwate. :3 What >w< the good-year! 
:33 CAIUS. :33 Wugby, come uWu to >w< the >w< couwt xDD with >w< me. By gar, >_> if ^-^ I have 
UwU nyot ÚwÚ Annye xDD Page, ^-^ I >_< shaww ^w^ tuwn ^-^ youw ^.^ head :33 out :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ doow. 
Follow >_> my xDD heews, ;;w;; Wugby. Exeunt xDD CAIUS ^-^ and >_< WUGBY 
uWu QUICKWY. You >_< shaww ;;w;; have-An >_< foow's-head :3 of ^-^ youw :3 own. x3 Nyo, 
^-^ I >_< knyow Anne's ;;w;; mind for ^-^ that; UwU nyevew a woman ^-^ in >_< Windsow 
UwU knyows :33 mowe :3 of Anne's ;;w;; mind than ^-^ I ^w^ do; >_< nyow ^w^ can do :33 mowe 
than ^-^ I do xDD with >w< hew, ^-^ I UwU thank >w< heaven. 
FENTON. :33 [Within] :33 Who's >_> within ÚwÚ thewe? uWu ho! 
uWu QUICKWY. :33 Who's there, ^-^ I trow? ^w^ Come uWu nyeaw >w< the uWu house, ^-^ I pray 
ÚwÚ you. 

^-^ Entew xDD FENTON 

FENTON. UwU How uWu nyow, ^w^ good woman, how dost ^.^ thou? 
uWu QUICKWY. ^.^ The xDD bettew ^w^ that it pleases ^-^ youw ^w^ good worship uWu to 
^w^ ask. 
FENTON. :3 What OwO nyews? UwU How does ;;w;; pwetty Mistress ^w^ Annye? 
uWu QUICKWY. ^.^ In truth, sir, ^-^ and she is :3 pwetty, ^-^ and OwO honyest, ^-^ and 
>_> gentwe; ^-^ and >w< onye ^w^ that is ^-^ youw ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell :33 you ^w^ that :3 by 
>w< the OwO way; ^-^ I praise :3 heaven for uWu it. 
FENTON. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I do :33 any ^.^ good, think'st ^.^ thou? ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I UwU nyot ;;w;; wose 
>_> my >_> suit? 
uWu QUICKWY. ^-^ Twoth, sir, ;;w;; aww is ^-^ in :33 His >w< hands ^.^ above; but 
ÚwÚ nyotwithstanding, >w< Mastew OwO Fenton, >_< I'ww >_< be ^w^ swown on a book 
she >_< woves ÚwÚ you. >_< Have UwU nyot ^-^ youw worship a ;;w;; wawt ^w^ above ^-^ youw >w< eye? 
FENTON. ^w^ Yes, x3 mawwy, have I; what :3 of that? 
uWu QUICKWY. xDD Weww, >w< theweby OwO hangs a tale; ^w^ good faith, it is >_< such 
uWu anyothew UwU Nyan; OwO but, ^-^ I xDD detest, :3 an uWu honyest ÚwÚ maid ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew ^.^ bwoke 
xDD bwead. OwO We ^w^ had :3 an ^.^ houw's ^-^ tawk :3 of ^w^ that ^w^ wawt; ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyevew 
ÚwÚ waugh but ^-^ in ^w^ that >_> maid's uWu company! >w< But, UwU indeed, she is 
ÚwÚ given x3 too ÚwÚ much uWu to uWu awwichowy ^-^ and OwO musing; but for >w< you-weww, 
^w^ go :33 to. 
FENTON. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >_< shaww see ;;w;; hew xDD to-day. Hold, >_< thewe's ^.^ monyey 
for ;;w;; thee; let :33 me have thy :3 voice ^-^ in >_> my :3 behawf. UwU If >w< thou ^.^ seest 
;;w;; hew :33 befowe me, >w< commend >w< me. 
uWu QUICKWY. Will >_> I? >_< I' faith, ^w^ that ;;w;; we :3 wiww; ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww tell ^-^ youw 
worship :33 mowe :3 of >w< the ;;w;; wawt >w< the UwU nyext :3 time ;;w;; we have ^w^ confidence; 
^-^ and :3 of x3 othew OwO wooews. 
FENTON. xDD Weww, :3 faweweww; ^-^ I am ^-^ in >_> gweat haste UwU nyow. 
uWu QUICKWY. ^-^ Faweweww uWu to ^-^ youw uWu wowship. UwU [Exit UwU FENTON] ^w^ Twuwy, 
:3 an uWu honyest ;;w;; gentweman; but ÚwÚ Annye >_< woves xDD him not; for ^-^ I >_< knyow 
Anne's ;;w;; mind ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as uWu anyothew xDD does. >_> Out upon ^.^ 't, what 
have ^-^ I >_> fowgot? x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

:3 Befowe uWu PAGE'S house 

^-^ Entew ^.^ MISTWESS PAGE, xDD with a letter 

>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. x3 What! have ^-^ I ÚwÚ scap'd ^.^ wove-wettews ^-^ in >w< the holiday-time 
:3 of >_> my OwO beauty, ^-^ and am ^-^ I now a xDD subject for them? Let 
:33 me >_> see. >_< [Weads] 
:3 'Ask :33 me xDD nyo :3 weason why ^-^ I :33 wove you; for though Love ÚwÚ use 
;;w;; Weason for ^.^ his >w< pwecisian, UwU he admits xDD him UwU nyot for ^.^ his x3 counsewwow. 
You are UwU nyot ;;w;; young, xDD nyo :33 mowe am I; ^w^ go x3 to, uWu then, >_< thewe's 
sympathy. You are merry, ;;w;; so am I; ha! ha! :33 then >_< thewe's 
:33 mowe sympathy. You :33 wove sack, ^-^ and ;;w;; so do I; :3 wouwd :33 you 
desire xDD bettew ;;w;; sympathy? Let it ÚwÚ suffice ^-^ thee, Mistress ^w^ Page 
:3 at >w< the least, >_> if >w< the :33 wove :3 of >w< sowdiew ^w^ can ;;w;; suffice-that ^-^ I :33 wove 
;;w;; thee. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot say, Pity ^.^ me: ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot a soldier-like ÚwÚ phwase; 
but ^-^ I say, Love >w< me. By me, 
>w< Thinye ^-^ own OwO twue ÚwÚ knyight, 
By x3 day >w< ow OwO nyight, 
>_> Ow :33 any uWu kind :3 of :3 wight, 
With ;;w;; aww ^.^ his >w< might, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< fight, 
:3 JOHN >w< FAWSTAFF.' 
:3 What a x3 Hewod :3 of Jewry is this! O wicked, >_> wicked :33 wowwd! 
uWu Onye ^w^ that is uWu weww-nyigh worn uWu to >_< pieces xDD with age uWu to ^w^ show 
himself a xDD young gallant! :3 What :3 an :3 unweighed >w< behaviouw 
hath ^w^ this uWu Fwemish ÚwÚ dwunkawd >_< pick'd-with >w< the ^.^ deviw's x3 nyame! 
;;w;; -out :3 of >_> my conversation, ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ dawes ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< mannyew 
assay ÚwÚ me? :3 Why, UwU he hath UwU nyot OwO been :3 thwice ^-^ in >_> my uWu company! 
:3 What OwO shouwd ^-^ I say uWu to him? ^-^ I >_> was :33 then >_> fwugaw :3 of >_> my mirth. 
>_> Heaven x3 fowgive me! :3 Why, >_< I'ww UwU exhibit a bill ^-^ in >w< the >_> pawwiament 
for >w< the putting OwO down :3 of UwU men. UwU How >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< be 
:33 weveng'd on him? for :33 weveng'd ^-^ I >w< wiww be, ÚwÚ as ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ as ^.^ his ^.^ guts 
are uWu made :3 of >w< puddings. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ MISTWESS xDD FOWD 

>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. Mistress x3 Page! xDD twust me, ^-^ I >_> was going uWu to ^-^ youw 
^w^ house. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. And, xDD twust me, ^-^ I >_> was >w< coming uWu to ÚwÚ you. You >w< wook 
:3 vewy ill. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. Nay, >_< I'ww >w< nye'ew xDD bewieve ^-^ that; ^-^ I have uWu to ^w^ show uWu to 
>w< the uWu contwawy. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^-^ Faith, but :33 you ÚwÚ do, ^-^ in >_> my :3 mind. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. xDD Weww, ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, >_> then; yet, ^-^ I say, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ^w^ show :33 you uWu to 
>w< the uWu contwawy. O Mistress xDD Page, >w< give :33 me ÚwÚ some UwU counsew. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. What's >w< the >w< mattew, ÚwÚ woman? 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. O woman, >_> if it were UwU nyot for >w< onye trifling OwO wespect, 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd come uWu to >_< such :33 honyouw! 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^.^ Hang >w< the :3 twifwe, ^w^ woman; ^w^ take >w< the honour. :3 What 
is it? :33 Dispense xDD with ^w^ twifwes; what is it? 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. UwU If ^-^ I :3 wouwd but ^w^ go uWu to uWu heww for :3 an eternal ^w^ moment 
>w< ow ;;w;; so, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >_< be >_> knyighted. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. What? Thou >_< wiest. :3 Siw xDD Awice x3 Fowd! These :3 knyights 
>w< wiww >w< hack; ^-^ and ;;w;; so >w< thou shouldst UwU nyot alter >w< the >_< awticwe :3 of thy 
ÚwÚ gentwy. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. OwO We burn OwO daywight. >_> Hewe, ^w^ wead, ^w^ wead; :3 pewceive 
how ^-^ I :33 might >_< be >_> knyighted. ^-^ I >_< shaww xDD think >w< the worse :3 of ÚwÚ fat 
^-^ men ÚwÚ as long ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have :3 an eye uWu to uWu make >_> diffewence :3 of men's 
liking. And yet UwU he :3 wouwd UwU nyot swear; prais'd >_> women's 
modesty, ^-^ and ÚwÚ gave >_< such orderly ^-^ and OwO weww-behaved >_> wepwoof 
uWu to ;;w;; aww x3 uncomewinyess ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ^w^ swown ^.^ his ÚwÚ disposition 
:3 wouwd have ^w^ gonye uWu to >w< the >_> twuth :3 of ^.^ his words; but :33 they do xDD nyo 
:33 mowe >w< adhewe ^-^ and :3 keep :3 pwace x3 togethew than >w< the x3 Hundwedth 
UwU Psawm uWu to >w< the ^.^ tunye :3 of x3 'Gweensweeves.' :3 What >_< tempest, ^-^ I uWu twow, 
threw ^w^ this whale, xDD with ;;w;; so uWu many tuns :3 of oil ^-^ in ^.^ his :33 bewwy, 
ashore :3 at ÚwÚ Windsow? UwU How >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< be >w< wevenged on him? ^-^ I 
xDD think >w< the uWu best x3 way were uWu to entertain xDD him xDD with x3 hope, :3 tiww 
>w< the >_> wicked ^w^ fiwe :3 of OwO wust have melted xDD him ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ own :33 gwease. 
ÚwÚ Did :33 you ^-^ evew >_> heaw >w< the UwU wike? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. >_< Wettew for >_> wettew, but ^w^ that >w< the name :3 of ^w^ Page ^-^ and 
Ford >w< diffews. >_< To thy >_> gweat x3 comfowt ^-^ in ^w^ this x3 mystewy :3 of ^w^ iww 
;;w;; opinyions, >_> hewe's >w< the >_> twin-bwothew :3 of thy xDD wettew; but let ^w^ thinye 
;;w;; inhewit first, ^-^ fow, ^-^ I uWu pwotest, mine UwU nyevew uWu shaww. ^-^ I warrant UwU he 
hath a >_> thousand :3 of uWu these UwU wettews, ^.^ wwit xDD with ^-^ bwank :33 space for 
uWu diffewent ÚwÚ nyames-suwe, UwU mowe!-and uWu these are :3 of >w< the ;;w;; second 
^w^ edition. He >w< wiww print them, :33 out :3 of :3 doubt; for UwU he ^.^ cawes UwU nyot 
what UwU he puts uWu into >w< the ^-^ pwess uWu when UwU he :3 wouwd put uWu us ^w^ two. ^-^ I 
^w^ had :3 wathew >_< be a ^-^ giantess ^-^ and >_< wie ^.^ undew Mount Pelion. xDD Weww, 
^-^ I >w< wiww find :33 you twenty lascivious ^w^ tuwtwes ^-^ ewe >w< onye >_> chaste 
man. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. :3 Why, ^w^ this is >w< the :3 vewy UwU same; >w< the :3 vewy ;;w;; hand, >w< the 
:3 vewy :3 wowds. :3 What x3 doth UwU he xDD think :3 of xDD us? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. Nay, ^-^ I >_< knyow not; it ^-^ makes :33 me almost ready uWu to 
wrangle xDD with mine ^-^ own OwO honyesty. >_< I'ww entertain myself OwO wike 
>w< onye ^w^ that ^-^ I am UwU nyot xDD acquainted >_> withaw; ^-^ fow, ^.^ suwe, UwU unwess UwU he 
>_< knyow ÚwÚ some >_> stwain ^-^ in :33 me ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot x3 mysewf, UwU he :3 wouwd 
UwU nyevew have OwO boawded :33 me ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu fuwy. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. 'Boarding' UwU caww :33 you it? >_< I'ww >_< be ^w^ suwe uWu to :3 keep xDD him 
^w^ above OwO deck. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. So >w< wiww I; >_> if UwU he come ^.^ undew >_> my >_< hatches, >_< I'ww UwU nyevew 
uWu to >w< sea again. xDD Wet's >_< be :33 weveng'd on xDD him; let's appoint xDD him a 
^w^ meeting, >w< give xDD him a ^w^ show :3 of x3 comfowt ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ suit, ^-^ and ÚwÚ wead 
xDD him on xDD with a :3 finye-baited ^w^ deway, :3 tiww UwU he hath :33 pawn'd ^.^ his 
:3 howses uWu to mine >w< host :3 of >w< the uWu Gawtew. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. Nay, ^-^ I >w< wiww consent uWu to :3 act :33 any ^-^ viwwainy ÚwÚ against 
xDD him ^w^ that ^w^ may UwU nyot ^w^ suwwy >w< the ^-^ chawinyess :3 of x3 ouw OwO honyesty. O 
^w^ that >_> my :3 husband OwO saw ^w^ this ;;w;; wettew! >_> It :3 wouwd >w< give eternal uWu food 
uWu to ^.^ his UwU jeawousy. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. :3 Why, >w< wook >w< whewe UwU he comes; ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ good man 
too; ÚwÚ he's ÚwÚ as far OwO fwom xDD jeawousy ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am OwO fwom ÚwÚ giving xDD him 
>_< cause; ^-^ and that, ^-^ I x3 hope, is :3 an unmeasurable distance. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. You are >w< the uWu happiew ^.^ woman. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. xDD Wet's consult x3 togethew ÚwÚ against ^w^ this ^.^ gweasy knight. 
^w^ Come x3 hithew. ;;w;; [They ^-^ wetiwe] 

^-^ Entew xDD FOWD xDD with PISTOL, ^-^ and UwU PAGE xDD with :33 Nym 

OwO FOWD. xDD Weww, ^-^ I hope it >_< be UwU nyot >_< so. 
UwU PISTOW. >_> Hope is a curtal ^-^ dog ^-^ in ÚwÚ some x3 affaiws. 
:3 Siw :33 John :3 affects thy ÚwÚ wife. 
OwO FOWD. :3 Why, sir, >_> my uWu wife is UwU nyot OwO young. 
UwU PISTOW. He x3 woos x3 both >_> high ^-^ and ^.^ wow, x3 both rich ^-^ and poor, 
ÚwÚ Both xDD young ^-^ and >_< owd, >w< onye xDD with another, uWu Fowd; 
He >_< woves >w< the ^.^ gawwimaufwy. >_< Fowd, ^-^ pewpend. 
OwO FOWD. Love >_> my xDD wife! 
UwU PISTOW. With liver burning ÚwÚ hot. Prevent, >w< ow ^w^ go UwU thou, 
>w< Wike :3 Siw :3 Actaeon ÚwÚ he, xDD with Ringwood :3 at thy heels. 
OwO O, uWu odious is >w< the x3 nyame! 
OwO FOWD. :3 What ;;w;; nyame, >_> siw? 
UwU PISTOW. ^.^ The >w< hown, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. >w< Faweweww. 
Take ^-^ heed, have uWu open ^-^ eye, for OwO thieves do ^.^ foot :3 by night; 
Take ^-^ heed, ^-^ ewe summer ÚwÚ comes, >w< ow ^w^ cuckoo >_< biwds do sing. 
:3 Away, :3 Siw uWu Cowpowaw >_> Nym. 
;;w;; Bewieve ^w^ it, ^-^ Page; UwU he ;;w;; speaks uWu sense. x3 Exit PISTOL 
OwO FOWD. [Aside] ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be >w< patient; ^-^ I >w< wiww find :33 out this. 
xDD NYM. ^w^ [To :3 PAGE] And ^w^ this is OwO twue; ^-^ I OwO wike UwU nyot >w< the OwO humouw :3 of 
OwO wying. He hath :3 wwonged :33 me ^-^ in ÚwÚ some humours; ^-^ I OwO shouwd 
have :33 bownye >w< the ^.^ humouw'd letter uWu to :3 hew; but ^-^ I have a ;;w;; swowd, 
^-^ and it >_< shaww bite upon >_> my >_> nyecessity. He >_< woves ^-^ youw wife; 
>_< thewe's >w< the x3 showt ^-^ and >w< the long. 
^w^ My name is uWu Cowpowaw ;;w;; Nym; ^-^ I :3 speak, ^-^ and ^-^ I ;;w;; avouch; 
'Tis :3 twue. ^w^ My name is ^-^ Nym, ^-^ and OwO Fawstaff >_< woves ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wife. 
^.^ Adieu! ^-^ I :33 wove UwU nyot >w< the OwO humouw :3 of bread ^-^ and cheese; ^-^ and 
>_< thewe's >w< the OwO humouw :3 of uWu it. uWu Adieu. x3 Exit :33 Nym 
:33 PAGE. ^-^ 'The OwO humouw :3 of it,' ^-^ quoth ^w^ 'a! Here's a uWu fewwow xDD fwights 
ÚwÚ Engwish :33 out :3 of ^.^ his wits. 
OwO FOWD. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< seek :33 out ^.^ Fawstaff. 
:33 PAGE. ^-^ I UwU nyevew heard >_< such a :3 dwawwing, >w< affecting rogue. 
OwO FOWD. UwU If ^-^ I do find OwO it-weww. 
:33 PAGE. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD bewieve >_< such a ^.^ Cataian though >w< the >_< pwiest uWu o' 
>_> th' UwU town x3 commended xDD him for a OwO twue man. 
OwO FOWD. >_< 'Twas a ^w^ good sensible fellow. Well. 

^.^ MISTWESS UwU PAGE ^-^ and ^.^ MISTWESS xDD FOWD come ;;w;; fowwawd 

:33 PAGE. UwU How uWu nyow, x3 Meg! 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. uWu Whithew ^w^ go ^.^ you, >_< Geowge? >_> Hawk ÚwÚ you. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. UwU How uWu nyow, sweet ^-^ Fwank, why UwU awt >w< thou uWu mewanchowy? 
OwO FOWD. ^-^ I melancholy! ^-^ I am UwU nyot melancholy. Get :33 you ;;w;; home; 
^w^ go. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ^-^ Faith, >w< thou UwU hast ÚwÚ some >_> cwotchets ^-^ in thy ^.^ head UwU nyow. 
Will :33 you go, Mistress Page? 

^-^ Entew ^.^ MISTWESS QUICKLY 

>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. >_< Have xDD with ÚwÚ you. >_< You'ww come uWu to OwO dinnyew, >_< Geowge? 
x3 [Aside uWu to >_> MWS. FORD] ÚwÚ Wook ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes yonder; she >_< shaww 
>_< be x3 ouw ^.^ messengew uWu to ^w^ this paltry knight. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. x3 [Aside uWu to >_> MWS. :3 PAGE] >w< Twust me, ^-^ I :3 thought on 
:3 hew; >_> she'ww >w< fit uWu it. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. You are come uWu to see >_> my uWu daughtew ^w^ Annye? 
uWu QUICKWY. x3 Ay, xDD fowsooth; UwU and, ^-^ I pray, how does ^w^ good Mistress ^w^ Annye? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. :3 Go ^-^ in xDD with uWu us ^-^ and ÚwÚ see; ;;w;; we have :3 an ^.^ houw's ^-^ tawk 
xDD with ÚwÚ you. Exeunt ^.^ MISTWESS PAGE, ^.^ MISTWESS :3 FOWD, ^-^ and 
^.^ MISTWESS QUICKLY 
:33 PAGE. UwU How uWu nyow, >w< Mastew x3 Fowd! 
OwO FOWD. You heard what ^w^ this ÚwÚ knyave >_< towd me, >w< did :33 you xDD nyot? 
:33 PAGE. ;;w;; Yes; ^-^ and :33 you heard what >w< the x3 othew >_< towd ÚwÚ me? 
OwO FOWD. :3 Do :33 you xDD think >w< thewe is >_> twuth ^-^ in them? 
:33 PAGE. ^.^ Hang ^w^ 'em, slaves! ^-^ I do UwU nyot xDD think >w< the :33 knyight :3 wouwd x3 offew x3 it; 
but uWu these ^w^ that :33 accuse xDD him ^-^ in ^.^ his intent ^.^ towawds x3 ouw 
wives are a ^w^ yoke :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ discawded men; :3 vewy UwU wogues, now 
:33 they >_< be :33 out :3 of ^.^ sewvice. 
OwO FOWD. ^.^ Wewe :33 they ^.^ his ÚwÚ men? 
:33 PAGE. x3 Mawwy, were >w< they. 
OwO FOWD. ^-^ I OwO wike it UwU nyevew >w< the xDD bettew for UwU that. ^w^ Does UwU he >_< wie :3 at >w< the 
x3 Gawtew? 
:33 PAGE. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, does >w< he. UwU If UwU he OwO shouwd >_> intend ^w^ this voyage 
^.^ towawd >_> my ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ tuwn ;;w;; hew loose uWu to xDD him; ^-^ and what 
UwU he >_< gets :33 mowe :3 of ;;w;; hew than :33 shawp >_< wowds, let it >_< wie on >_> my head. 
OwO FOWD. ^-^ I do UwU nyot ^w^ misdoubt >_> my wife; but ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be ^-^ woath uWu to 
^w^ tuwn them together. xDD A man ^w^ may >_< be x3 too ^w^ confident. ^-^ I :3 wouwd 
have OwO nyothing >_< wie on >_> my head. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< be UwU thus satisfied. 

^-^ Entew OwO HOST 

:33 PAGE. ÚwÚ Wook >w< whewe >_> my ranting >w< host :3 of >w< the >_> Gawtew :33 comes. 
;;w;; Thewe is OwO eithew liquor ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ pate >w< ow ^.^ monyey ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ puwse 
uWu when UwU he OwO wooks ;;w;; so UwU mewwiwy. UwU How uWu nyow, mine >_> host! 
>w< HOST. UwU How uWu nyow, ^.^ buwwy ^-^ wook! ^-^ Thou'wt a xDD gentweman. ^w^ [To 
SHALLOW ^.^ fowwowing] >_> Cavaweiwo Justice, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 

^-^ Entew SHALLOW 

^.^ SHAWWOW. ^-^ I ^w^ fowwow, mine :33 host, ^-^ I ^w^ fowwow. Good uWu even ^-^ and 
twenty, ^w^ good >w< Mastew x3 Page! >w< Mastew xDD Page, >w< wiww :33 you ^w^ go xDD with 
xDD us? OwO We have >_> spowt ^-^ in ;;w;; hand. 
>w< HOST. Tell :3 him, >_> Cavaweiwo Justice; tell :3 him, ^.^ buwwy :33 wook. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. x3 Siw, >w< thewe is a ÚwÚ fway uWu to >_< be fought between :3 Siw ^w^ Hugh 
>w< the :33 Wewsh >_< pwiest ^-^ and ÚwÚ Caius >w< the :33 Fwench >_> doctow. 
OwO FOWD. Good mine >w< host uWu o' >_> th' ÚwÚ Gawtew, a :3 wowd xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
>w< HOST. :3 What say'st UwU thou, >_> my ^.^ buwwy ^w^ wook? ;;w;; [They ^w^ go >_< aside] 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^w^ [To :3 PAGE] Will :33 you ^w^ go xDD with uWu us uWu to uWu behowd it? ^w^ My 
uWu mewwy >w< host hath ^w^ had >w< the measuring :3 of their weapons; UwU and, 
^-^ I think, hath uWu appointed them ^-^ contwawy >w< pwaces; ^-^ fow, xDD bewieve 
me, ^-^ I >_> heaw >w< the UwU pawson is xDD nyo ;;w;; jestew. Hark, ^-^ I >w< wiww tell :33 you 
what x3 ouw >_> spowt >_< shaww OwO be. ;;w;; [They ^.^ convewse :3 apawt] 
>w< HOST. Hast >w< thou xDD nyo ^-^ suit ÚwÚ against >_> my ÚwÚ knyight, >_> my guest-cavaleiro. 
OwO FOWD. uWu Nyonye, ^-^ I protest; but >_< I'ww >w< give :33 you a pottwe :3 of ^.^ buwnt 
uWu sack uWu to >w< give :33 me recourse uWu to :3 him, ^-^ and tell xDD him >_> my name is 
>w< Bwook-onwy for a ^-^ jest. 
>w< HOST. ^w^ My ;;w;; hand, ÚwÚ buwwy; >w< thou xDD shawt have egress ^-^ and OwO wegwess- 
^-^ said ^-^ I ;;w;; weww?-and thy name >_< shaww >_< be UwU Bwook. >_> It is a uWu mewwy 
knight. Will :33 you go, Mynheers? 
^.^ SHAWWOW. >_< Have xDD with ^.^ you, mine xDD host. 
:33 PAGE. ^-^ I have heard >w< the Frenchman hath ^w^ good OwO skiww ^-^ in ^.^ his 
UwU wapiew. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. :3 Tut, sir, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd have >_< towd :33 you >w< mowe. ^.^ In uWu these 
xDD times :33 you >_< stand on >w< distance, ^-^ youw >w< passes, stoccadoes, ^-^ and 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot UwU what. 'Tis >w< the heart, >w< Mastew ^-^ Page; ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; hewe, 
ÚwÚ 'tis uWu hewe. ^-^ I have seen >w< the :3 time xDD with >_> my long >_< swowd ^-^ I :3 wouwd 
have uWu made :33 you :3 fouw xDD taww :3 fewwows >_> skip OwO wike >_< wats. 
>w< HOST. >_> Hewe, ÚwÚ boys, ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ hewe! ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we >_< wag? 
:33 PAGE. >_< Have xDD with ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_> heaw them :33 scowd than 
:3 fight. Exeunt ;;w;; aww but xDD FOWD 
OwO FOWD. OwO Though ^w^ Page >_< be a ;;w;; secuwe >w< foow, ^-^ and ^.^ stands ;;w;; so uWu fiwmwy on 
^.^ his >w< wife's ^.^ fwaiwty, yet ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot put off >_> my >_> opinyion ;;w;; so 
ÚwÚ easiwy. ÚwÚ She >_> was ^-^ in ^.^ his company :3 at :33 Page's uWu house, ^-^ and what 
:33 they uWu made >w< thewe ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< wook further uWu into 
^.^ 't, ^-^ and ^-^ I have a disguise uWu to sound ^.^ Fawstaff. UwU If ^-^ I find ;;w;; hew 
OwO honyest, ^-^ I ;;w;; wose UwU nyot >_> my ^.^ wabouw; >_> if she >_< be >w< othewwise, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU wabouw 
^w^ weww ^w^ bestowed. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 

xDD A room ^-^ in >w< the >_> Gawtew >_< Inn 

^-^ Entew x3 FAWSTAFF ^-^ and PISTOL 

>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ wend ÚwÚ thee a penny. 
UwU PISTOW. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ wetowt >w< the >_> sum ^-^ in ;;w;; equipage. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. uWu Nyot a penny. 
UwU PISTOW. :3 Why, :33 then >w< the x3 wowwd's mine OwO oystew. Which ^-^ I xDD with 
>_< swowd >w< wiww open. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. uWu Nyot a penny. ^-^ I have OwO been :33 content, sir, :33 you OwO shouwd 
lay >_> my countenance uWu to UwU pawn. ^-^ I have ^.^ gwated upon >_> my ^w^ good 
>w< fwiends for xDD thwee >_< wepwieves for :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^-^ coach-fewwow, 
;;w;; Nym; >w< ow else :33 you ^w^ had OwO wook'd through >w< the UwU gwate, OwO wike a 
:3 geminy :3 of >w< baboons. ^-^ I am ^.^ damn'd ^-^ in uWu heww for >w< sweawing uWu to 
OwO gentwemen >_> my >w< fwiends :33 you were ^w^ good :33 sowdiews ^-^ and xDD taww UwU fewwows; 
^-^ and uWu when Mistress >_> Bwidget :33 wost >w< the handle :3 of ;;w;; hew OwO fan, 
^-^ I took 't upon mine >w< honyouw >w< thou ^.^ hadst it uWu nyot. 
UwU PISTOW. ;;w;; Didst UwU nyot >w< thou >_> shawe? >_< Hadst >w< thou UwU nyot fifteen :33 pence? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >w< Weason, :33 you rogue, x3 weason. ^-^ Think'st >w< thou >_< I'ww 
OwO endangew >_> my ^w^ souw ;;w;; gwatis? x3 At a word, ;;w;; hang xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu about me, 
^-^ I am xDD nyo gibbet for ÚwÚ you. x3 Go-a x3 showt UwU knyife ^-^ and a ^w^ thwong!- 
uWu to ^-^ youw :33 manyow :3 of >w< Pickt-hatch; ^w^ go. >_< You'ww UwU nyot ;;w;; beaw a letter 
for me, :33 you xDD wogue! You >_< stand upon ^-^ youw :33 honyouw! :3 Why, 
>w< thou unconfinable x3 basenyess, it is ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ can do uWu to 
:3 keep >w< the >w< tewms :3 of >_> my >w< honyouw >_< pwecise. ;;w;; I, ;;w;; I, ^-^ I myself 
ÚwÚ sometimes, x3 weaving >w< the ^w^ feaw :3 of >_> God on >w< the UwU weft ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and ^-^ hiding 
mine >w< honyouw ^-^ in >_> my necessity, am :33 fain uWu to >w< shuffwe, uWu to >_< hedge, 
^-^ and uWu to >_> wuwch; ^-^ and yet ^.^ you, rogue, >w< wiww ^.^ ensconce ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wags, 
^-^ youw xDD cat-a-mountain looks, ^-^ youw ;;w;; wed-wattice >_> phwases, ^-^ and 
^-^ youw >_> bowd-beating oaths, ^.^ undew >w< the uWu shewtew :3 of ^-^ youw :33 honyouw! 
You >w< wiww UwU nyot do ^w^ it, >_> you! 
UwU PISTOW. ^-^ I do relent; what :3 wouwd >w< thou :33 mowe :3 of man? 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WOBIN 

:33 WOBIN. x3 Siw, >_> hewe's a woman :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Let ;;w;; hew :3 appwoach. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ MISTWESS QUICKLY 

uWu QUICKWY. ^w^ Give ^-^ youw worship ^w^ good morrow. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Good UwU mowwow, ^w^ good ÚwÚ wife. 
uWu QUICKWY. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, ^w^ an't UwU pwease ^-^ youw uWu wowship. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Good >_> maid, ^w^ then. 
uWu QUICKWY. >_< I'ww >_< be >w< swown; 
:33 As >_> my mother ^w^ was, >w< the >_> fiwst hour ^-^ I >_> was ^w^ bown. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I do xDD bewieve >w< the swearer. :3 What xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
uWu QUICKWY. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I :3 vouchsafe ^-^ youw worship a :3 wowd >w< ow >_> two? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_< Two OwO thousand, ^.^ faiw ^w^ woman; ^-^ and >_< I'ww :3 vouchsafe 
ÚwÚ thee >w< the hearing. 
uWu QUICKWY. ;;w;; Thewe is >w< onye Mistress >_< Fowd, :3 siw-I pray, come a ^-^ wittwe 
UwU nyeawew ^w^ this ÚwÚ ways. ^-^ I myself dwell xDD with >w< Mastew Doctor 
xDD Caius. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD Weww, on: Mistress >_< Fowd, :33 you say- 
uWu QUICKWY. ;;w;; Youw worship x3 says :3 vewy :3 twue. ^-^ I pray ^-^ youw worship 
come a ^-^ wittwe UwU nyeawew ^w^ this ÚwÚ ways. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I warrant ÚwÚ thee uWu nyobody hears-mine ^-^ own x3 peopwe, 
mine ^-^ own people. 
uWu QUICKWY. ;;w;; Awe :33 they so? >_> God bless them, ^-^ and uWu make them ^.^ his 
servants! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. UwU Weww; Mistress >_< Fowd, what :3 of :33 hew? 
uWu QUICKWY. :3 Why, sir, she's a ^w^ good >_> cweatuwe. Lord, Lord, ^-^ youw 
:3 wowship's a wanton! xDD Weww, :3 heaven x3 fowgive ^.^ you, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww :3 of 
us, ^-^ I >_> pway. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Mistress uWu Fowd; come, Mistress :3 Fowd- 
uWu QUICKWY. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ this is >w< the x3 showt ^-^ and >w< the long :3 of it: :33 you 
have brought ;;w;; hew uWu into >_< such a :3 canyawies ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ 'tis uWu wondewfuw. 
^.^ The uWu best ^w^ couwtiew :3 of them >w< aww, uWu when >w< the >w< couwt lay :3 at UwU Windsow, 
^-^ couwd UwU nyevew have brought ;;w;; hew uWu to >_< such a canary. ^w^ Yet 
>w< thewe has OwO been >_< knyights, ^-^ and ^w^ wowds, ^-^ and gentlemen, xDD with 
their >_> coaches; ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, :33 coach after >w< coach, letter after 
>_> wettew, :3 gift after ;;w;; gift; ^w^ smewwing ;;w;; so :3 sweetwy, ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ musk, ^-^ and ;;w;; so 
rushling, ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, ^-^ in UwU siwk ^-^ and :3 gowd; ^-^ and ^-^ in >_< such >_> awwigant 
>_< tewms; ^-^ and ^-^ in >_< such ^.^ winye ^-^ and sugar :3 of >w< the uWu best ^-^ and >w< the 
fairest, ^w^ that :3 wouwd have won :33 any :3 woman's :33 heawt; ^-^ and ^-^ I 
warrant ^.^ you, :33 they ^-^ couwd UwU nyevew x3 get :3 an x3 eye-wink :3 of x3 hew. 
^-^ I ^w^ had myself twenty angels ÚwÚ given :33 me ^w^ this OwO mownying; but ^-^ I 
:33 defy ;;w;; aww x3 angews, ^-^ in :33 any >_< such sort, ÚwÚ as :33 they say, but ^-^ in >w< the 
x3 way :3 of ;;w;; honyesty; UwU and, ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, :33 they ^-^ couwd UwU nyevew x3 get 
;;w;; hew ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ;;w;; sip on a xDD cup xDD with >w< the proudest :3 of them all; 
^-^ and yet >w< thewe has OwO been earls, :33 nyay, xDD which is ^-^ mowe, 
ÚwÚ pensionyews; OwO but, ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, ;;w;; aww is >w< onye xDD with x3 hew. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD But what x3 says she uWu to ÚwÚ me? ;;w;; Be ^.^ bwief, >_> my ^w^ good she- 
;;w;; Mewcuwy. 
uWu QUICKWY. x3 Mawwy, she hath >_> weceiv'd ^-^ youw xDD wettew; for >w< the 
xDD which she UwU thanks :33 you a >_> thousand uWu times; ^-^ and she xDD gives :33 you 
uWu to notify ^w^ that ;;w;; hew :3 husband >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; absence OwO fwom ^.^ his house 
between >_< ten ^-^ and ;;w;; eweven. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Ten ^-^ and >_< eweven? 
uWu QUICKWY. x3 Ay, xDD fowsooth; ^-^ and :33 then :33 you ^w^ may come ^-^ and see 
>w< the >_> pictuwe, she x3 says, ^w^ that :33 you wot >_< of. >w< Mastew >_< Fowd, ;;w;; hew 
:3 husband, >w< wiww >_< be OwO fwom home. >_> Awas, >w< the sweet woman >_< weads 
:3 an ^w^ iww OwO wife xDD with uWu him! He's a :3 vewy xDD jeawousy >_< man; she >_< weads a 
:3 vewy x3 fwampowd OwO wife xDD with :3 him, ^w^ good >w< heawt. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Ten ^-^ and ;;w;; eweven. ^w^ Woman, >w< commend :33 me uWu to :3 hew; ^-^ I 
>w< wiww UwU nyot >_> faiw x3 hew. 
uWu QUICKWY. :3 Why, :33 you say ^.^ weww. xDD But ^-^ I have uWu anyothew ^.^ messengew 
uWu to ^-^ youw uWu wowship. Mistress ^w^ Page hath ;;w;; hew x3 heawty ^.^ commendations 
uWu to :33 you too; ^-^ and let :33 me tell :33 you ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ eaw, she's ÚwÚ as 
fartuous a >_< civiw modest ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ and :3 onye, ^-^ I tell ^.^ you, ^w^ that >w< wiww 
UwU nyot miss :33 you ^.^ mownying >_< nyow >_< evenying UwU pwayew, ÚwÚ as :33 any is ^-^ in 
UwU Windsow, ÚwÚ whoe'ew >_< be >w< the ^.^ othew; ^-^ and she ^.^ bade :33 me tell ^-^ youw 
worship ^w^ that ;;w;; hew :3 husband is >_> sewdom OwO fwom ;;w;; home, but she 
;;w;; hopes >w< thewe >w< wiww come a time. ^-^ I UwU nyevew ^-^ knyew a woman ;;w;; so 
ÚwÚ dote upon a man: surely ^-^ I xDD think :33 you have uWu chawms, la! ^w^ Yes, 
^-^ in xDD twuth. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. uWu Nyot ;;w;; I, ^-^ I >_> assuwe ;;w;; thee; setting >w< the ^w^ attwaction :3 of >_> my 
^w^ good x3 pawts aside, ^-^ I have xDD nyo x3 othew >_< chawms. 
uWu QUICKWY. Blessing on ^-^ youw :33 heawt for ^.^ 't! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >w< But, ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, tell :33 me ^.^ this: has Ford's uWu wife ^-^ and 
:33 Page's uWu wife xDD acquainted uWu each x3 othew how :33 they :33 wove ÚwÚ me? 
uWu QUICKWY. :33 That were a >w< jest ^.^ indeed! xDD They have UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^-^ wittwe 
;;w;; gwace, ^-^ I >_> hope-that were a trick ^.^ indeed! xDD But Mistress ^w^ Page 
:3 wouwd desire :33 you uWu to ^.^ send ;;w;; hew ^-^ youw ^-^ wittwe ^.^ page :3 of ;;w;; aww :3 woves. 
ÚwÚ Hew :3 husband has a ^w^ mawvewwous >_> infection uWu to >w< the ^-^ wittwe page; 
^-^ and >_< twuwy >w< Mastew ^w^ Page is :3 an uWu honyest man. ^.^ Nyevew a uWu wife ^-^ in 
>_< Windsow >_< weads a xDD bettew OwO wife than she does; do what she will, 
say what she will, ^w^ take >w< aww, ^-^ pay >w< aww, ^w^ go uWu to bed uWu when she 
>w< wist, rise uWu when she >w< wist, ;;w;; aww is ÚwÚ as she :3 wiww; ^-^ and >_< twuwy she 
>w< desewves x3 it; for >_> if >w< thewe >_< be a uWu kind woman ^-^ in UwU Windsow, she 
is ^w^ onye. You must ^.^ send ;;w;; hew ^-^ youw page; xDD nyo remedy. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 Why, ^-^ I :3 wiww. 
uWu QUICKWY. Nay, but do ;;w;; so >_> then; UwU and, >w< wook ^.^ you, UwU he ^w^ may come 
^-^ and ^w^ go between :33 you both; ^-^ and ^-^ in :33 any case have a 
^.^ nyay-wowd, ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ may >_< knyow >w< onye xDD anyothew's >w< mind, ^-^ and >w< the :33 boy 
UwU nyevew need uWu to understand :33 any thing; for ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot ^w^ good ^w^ that 
:3 chiwdwen OwO shouwd >_< knyow :33 any x3 wickednyess. Old folks, :33 you 
:33 knyow, have discretion, ÚwÚ as :33 they say, ^-^ and >_< knyow >w< the world. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee :3 weww; >w< commend :33 me uWu to them ^.^ both. 
Thewe's >_> my >_> puwse; ^-^ I am yet thy >_> debtow. Boy, ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with 
^w^ this ^.^ woman. ^.^ [Exeunt QUICKLY ^-^ and x3 WOBIN] ^.^ This OwO nyews 
^.^ distwacts >w< me. 
UwU PISTOW. [Aside] ^.^ This OwO punk is >w< onye :3 of UwU Cupid's carriers; 
Clap on :33 mowe >_> saiws; x3 puwsue; :3 up xDD with ^-^ youw fights; 
^w^ Give ^w^ fiwe; she is >_> my uWu pwize, >w< ow ocean UwU whewm them >_> aww! x3 Exit 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Say'st >w< thou ;;w;; so, old Jack; ^w^ go thy ways; >_< I'ww uWu make 
:33 mowe :3 of thy old body than ^-^ I have OwO donye. Will :33 they yet >w< wook 
after uWu thee? UwU Wiwt UwU thou, after >w< the ^w^ expense :3 of ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much xDD monyey, 
>_< be now a :3 gainyew? Good ^.^ body, ^-^ I UwU thank ;;w;; thee. Let them say 
ÚwÚ 'tis OwO gwosswy done; ;;w;; so it >_< be uWu faiwwy x3 donye, xDD nyo >w< mattew. 

^-^ Entew BARDOLPH 

:33 BAWDOWPH. :3 Siw uWu John, >_< thewe's >w< onye >w< Mastew >_> Bwook >w< bewow :3 wouwd 
:33 fain UwU speak xDD with ^.^ you, ^-^ and >_< be xDD acquainted xDD with you; ^-^ and hath 
>_> sent ^-^ youw worship a :33 moming's draught :3 of >_> sack. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_> Bwook is ^.^ his ;;w;; nyame? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. x3 Ay, ^-^ siw. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. x3 Caww xDD him uWu in. UwU [Exit >_< BAWDOWPH] >_> Such >_> Bwooks are 
>_< wewcome uWu to me, ^w^ that OwO o'ewfwows >_< such ;;w;; wiquow. >_< Ah, ha! Mistress 
Ford ^-^ and Mistress xDD Page, have ^-^ I :33 encompass'd :33 you? :3 Go :33 to; 
^-^ via! 

^-^ We-entew BARDOLPH, xDD with xDD FOWD >_< disguised 

OwO FOWD. :3 Bwess ^.^ you, :33 siw! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. And ^.^ you, :33 siw! >w< Wouwd :33 you UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
OwO FOWD. ^-^ I uWu make xDD bowd uWu to ^-^ pwess xDD with ;;w;; so ^-^ wittwe :33 pwepawation upon 
ÚwÚ you. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. You're x3 wewcome. What's ^-^ youw will? ^w^ Give uWu us leave, 
OwO dwawew. x3 Exit BARDOLPH 
OwO FOWD. x3 Siw, ^-^ I am a gentleman ^w^ that have ;;w;; spent ;;w;; much; >_> my name 
is UwU Bwook. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Good >w< Mastew Brook, ^-^ I desire :33 mowe >w< acquaintance 
:3 of ÚwÚ you. 
OwO FOWD. Good :3 Siw uWu John, ^-^ I >_< sue for yours-not uWu to charge you; for ^-^ I 
must let :33 you understand ^-^ I xDD think myself ^-^ in xDD bettew OwO pwight for 
a ^.^ wendew than :33 you are; >w< the xDD which hath x3 something 
:33 embowd'nyed :33 me uWu to ^w^ this UwU unseason'd ^.^ intwusion; for :33 they say, >_> if 
^.^ monyey ^w^ go :3 befowe, ;;w;; aww ^.^ ways do >_< wie open. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. x3 Monyey is a ^w^ good ^.^ sowdiew, sir, ^-^ and >w< wiww >_< on. 
OwO FOWD. ^-^ Twoth, ^-^ and ^-^ I have a ^-^ bag :3 of ^.^ monyey ÚwÚ hewe OwO twoubwes x3 me; >_> if 
:33 you >w< wiww :33 hewp uWu to ;;w;; beaw ^w^ it, :3 Siw uWu John, ^w^ take >w< aww, >w< ow half, for OwO easing 
:33 me :3 of >w< the carriage. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot how ^-^ I ^w^ may ^w^ desewve uWu to >_< be ^-^ youw 
porter. 
OwO FOWD. ^-^ I >w< wiww tell ^.^ you, sir, >_> if :33 you >w< wiww >w< give :33 me >w< the hearing. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Speak, ^w^ good >w< Mastew >w< Bwook; ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be ^.^ gwad uWu to >_< be 
^-^ youw >w< sewvant. 
OwO FOWD. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >_> heaw :33 you are a ^-^ schowaw-I >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ bwief xDD with :33 you 
xDD -and :33 you have OwO been a man long known uWu to me, though ^-^ I 
^w^ had UwU nyevew ;;w;; so ^w^ good ÚwÚ means ÚwÚ as desire uWu to uWu make myself xDD acquainted 
xDD with ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I >_< shaww x3 discovew a >_> thing uWu to ^.^ you, :33 whewein 
^-^ I must :3 vewy ÚwÚ much lay uWu open mine ^-^ own ^w^ impewfection; OwO but, 
^w^ good :3 Siw uWu John, ÚwÚ as :33 you have >w< onye eye upon >_> my OwO fowwies, ÚwÚ as :33 you 
>_> heaw them unfolded, ^w^ tuwn uWu anyothew uWu into >w< the uWu wegistew :3 of ^-^ youw 
OwO own, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may ^w^ pass xDD with a >_> wepwoof >w< the ÚwÚ easiew, :33 sith :33 you 
:33 youwsewf >_< knyow how >_< easy is it uWu to >_< be >_< such :3 an UwU offendew. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Vewy UwU weww, sir; ;;w;; pwoceed. 
OwO FOWD. ;;w;; Thewe is a :3 gentwewoman ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU town, ;;w;; hew ^.^ husband's 
name is >_> Fowd. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD Weww, ^-^ siw. 
OwO FOWD. ^-^ I have long :3 wov'd >w< hew, UwU and, ^-^ I >_> pwotest uWu to ^.^ you, ^w^ bestowed 
ÚwÚ much on :3 hew; fowwowed ;;w;; hew xDD with a OwO doting OwO obsewvance; 
;;w;; engwoss'd opportunities uWu to meet :3 hew; fee'd >_> evewy >_< swight ^.^ occasion 
^w^ that ^-^ couwd but ^w^ nyiggawdwy >w< give :33 me :33 sight :3 of :3 hew; UwU nyot 
:3 onwy uWu bought uWu many presents uWu to >w< give >w< hew, but have ÚwÚ given 
>_> wawgewy uWu to uWu many uWu to >_< knyow what she :3 wouwd have ;;w;; given; 
:33 bwiefwy, ^-^ I have x3 puwsu'd ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ as :33 wove hath >_> puwsued x3 me; xDD which 
hath OwO been on >w< the UwU wing :3 of ;;w;; aww occasions. xDD But x3 whatsoevew ^-^ I 
have >_> mewited, OwO eithew ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; mind >w< ow ^-^ in >_> my x3 means, >_< meed, ^-^ I 
am ^.^ suwe, ^-^ I have x3 weceived none, UwU unwess experience >_< be a uWu jewew; 
^w^ that ^-^ I have ÚwÚ puwchased :3 at :3 an >w< infinyite rate, ^-^ and ^w^ that hath 
^-^ taught :33 me uWu to say ^.^ this: 
>w< 'Wove OwO wike a uWu shadow :33 fwies uWu when substance :33 wove ^.^ puwsues; 
:33 Puwsuing ^w^ that ^w^ that :3 fwies, ^-^ and flying what pursues.' 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_< Have :33 you >_> weceiv'd xDD nyo x3 pwomise :3 of >w< satisfaction :3 at 
;;w;; hew >w< hands? 
OwO FOWD. Nyevew. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_< Have :33 you importun'd ;;w;; hew uWu to >_< such a purpose? 
OwO FOWD. Nyevew. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Of what ^-^ quawity >_> was ^-^ youw love, then? 
OwO FOWD. >w< Wike a ^.^ faiw house built on uWu anyothew man's >_< gwound; ;;w;; so 
^w^ that ^-^ I have :33 wost >_> my edifice :3 by mistaking >w< the :3 pwace >w< whewe 
xDD ewected uWu it. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_< To what OwO puwpose have :33 you x3 unfowded ^w^ this uWu to ÚwÚ me? 
OwO FOWD. When ^-^ I have >_< towd :33 you that, ^-^ I have >_< towd :33 you ÚwÚ aww. ^.^ Some 
say ^w^ that though she ÚwÚ appeaw uWu honyest uWu to me, yet ^-^ in x3 othew 
places she enlargeth ;;w;; hew ^.^ miwth ;;w;; so far ^w^ that >w< thewe is ^-^ shwewd 
xDD constwuction uWu made :3 of x3 hew. xDD Nyow, :3 Siw uWu John, ÚwÚ hewe is >w< the :33 heawt 
:3 of >_> my purpose: :33 you are a gentleman :3 of >_< excewwent 
breeding, >w< admiwabwe UwU discouwse, :3 of >_> gweat admittance, UwU authentic ^-^ in 
^-^ youw :3 pwace ^-^ and person, xDD genyewawwy allow'd for ^-^ youw uWu many 
^w^ waw-wike, courtlike, ^-^ and >_> weawnyed ^w^ pwepawations. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. OwO O, :33 siw! 
OwO FOWD. ;;w;; Bewieve ^w^ it, for :33 you >_< knyow uWu it. ;;w;; Thewe is money; ÚwÚ spend ^w^ it, 
ÚwÚ spend x3 it; ÚwÚ spend >_< mowe; ÚwÚ spend ;;w;; aww ^-^ I x3 have; :3 onwy >w< give :33 me ;;w;; so 
ÚwÚ much :3 of ^-^ youw :3 time ^-^ in exchange :3 of it ÚwÚ as uWu to lay :3 an amiable 
siege uWu to >w< the uWu honyesty :3 of ^w^ this Ford's wife; ÚwÚ use ^-^ youw UwU awt :3 of 
^.^ wooing, >w< win ;;w;; hew uWu to consent uWu to you; >_> if :33 any man ;;w;; may, :33 you 
^w^ may ÚwÚ as UwU soon ÚwÚ as any. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >w< Wouwd it ;;w;; appwy ^w^ weww uWu to >w< the uWu vehemency :3 of ^-^ youw 
:3 affection, ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd >w< win what :33 you :3 wouwd enjoy? 
xDD Methinks :33 you ^w^ pwescwibe uWu to :33 youwsewf :3 vewy preposterously. 
OwO FOWD. OwO O, understand >_> my uWu dwift. ÚwÚ She UwU dwewws ;;w;; so :33 secuwewy on >w< the 
^-^ excewwency :3 of ;;w;; hew >w< honyouw ^w^ that >w< the folly :3 of >_> my ^w^ souw ^w^ dawes 
UwU nyot present ^-^ itsewf; she is x3 too OwO bwight uWu to >_< be OwO wook'd against. 
xDD Nyow, ^-^ couwd ^-^ I come uWu to ;;w;; hew xDD with :33 any >_< detection ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; hand, 
>_> my x3 desiwes ^w^ had >_< instance ^-^ and argument uWu to >w< commend ÚwÚ themsewves; 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd :33 dwive ;;w;; hew :33 then OwO fwom >w< the ward :3 of ;;w;; hew ;;w;; puwity, 
;;w;; hew x3 weputation, ;;w;; hew ^-^ mawwiage x3 vow, ^-^ and a >_> thousand x3 othew ;;w;; hew 
>w< defences, xDD which now are x3 too x3 too ^w^ stwongwy embattl'd ÚwÚ against 
>w< me. :3 What say :33 you to't, :3 Siw UwU John? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >w< Mastew Brook, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> fiwst uWu make xDD bowd xDD with ^-^ youw 
money; xDD nyext, >w< give :33 me ^-^ youw UwU hand; ^-^ and ^-^ wast, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am a ^w^ gentweman, 
:33 you UwU shaww, >_> if :33 you will, ^.^ enjoy Ford's ÚwÚ wife. 
OwO FOWD. O ^w^ good :33 siw! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I say :33 you uWu shaww. 
OwO FOWD. Want xDD nyo xDD monyey, :3 Siw ÚwÚ John; :33 you >_< shaww >_< want x3 nyonye. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Want xDD nyo Mistress >_< Fowd, >w< Mastew >w< Bwook; :33 you >_< shaww 
>_< want x3 nyonye. ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be xDD with >w< hew, ^-^ I ^w^ may tell ^.^ you, :3 by ;;w;; hew ^-^ own 
uWu appointment; uWu even ÚwÚ as :33 you came ^-^ in uWu to :33 me ;;w;; hew x3 assistant, >w< ow 
^w^ go-between, :33 pawted OwO fwom x3 me; ^-^ I say ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be xDD with ;;w;; hew between 
>_< ten ^-^ and ^.^ eweven; for :3 at ^w^ that :3 time >w< the >w< jeawous :33 wascawwy 
>_> knyave, ;;w;; hew :3 husband, >w< wiww >_< be forth. ^w^ Come :33 you uWu to :33 me :3 at 
night; :33 you >_< shaww >_< knyow how ^-^ I >_< speed. 
OwO FOWD. ^-^ I am blest ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^.^ acquaintance. :3 Do :33 you >_< knyow >_< Fowd, 
^-^ Siw? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Hang :3 him, x3 poow cuckoldly ^w^ knyave! ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him 
not; yet ^-^ I ^-^ wwong xDD him uWu to UwU caww xDD him OwO poow; :33 they say >w< the 
>w< jeawous wittolly ÚwÚ knyave hath masses :3 of money; for >w< the xDD which 
^.^ his uWu wife ^-^ seems uWu to :33 me ^.^ weww-favouw'd. ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ use ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ as >w< the 
;;w;; key :3 of >w< the cuckoldly ^-^ wogue's x3 coffew; ^-^ and >_< thewe's >_> my x3 hawvest-home. 
OwO FOWD. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you ^-^ knyew >_< Fowd, sir, ^w^ that :33 you :33 might ^.^ avoid xDD him 
>_> if :33 you OwO saw ^-^ him. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^.^ Hang :3 him, UwU mechanyicaw >w< sawt-buttew xDD wogue! ^-^ I >w< wiww 
stare xDD him :33 out :3 of ^.^ his >w< wits; ^-^ I >w< wiww awe xDD him xDD with >_> my cudgel; 
it >_< shaww ;;w;; hang OwO wike a ^-^ meteow ^.^ o'ew >w< the x3 cuckowd's OwO howns. >w< Mastew 
Brook, >w< thou xDD shawt >_< knyow ^-^ I >w< wiww predominate OwO ovew >w< the 
peasant, ^-^ and >w< thou xDD shawt >_< wie xDD with ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. ^w^ Come uWu to :33 me UwU soon :3 at 
night. Ford's a >_> knyave, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; aggwavate ^.^ his style; UwU thou, 
>w< Mastew Brook, xDD shawt >_< knyow xDD him for ÚwÚ knyave ^-^ and xDD cuckowd. 
^w^ Come uWu to :33 me UwU soon :3 at night. x3 Exit 
OwO FOWD. :3 What a ^.^ damn'd x3 Epicuwean ^w^ wascaw is this! ^w^ My :33 heawt is 
ready uWu to :3 cwack xDD with impatience. >_< Who x3 says ^w^ this is ^w^ impwovident 
>_< jeawousy? ^w^ My uWu wife hath >_> sent uWu to xDD him; >w< the hour is OwO fix'd; 
>w< the ^.^ match is ^w^ made. >w< Wouwd :33 any man have :3 thought xDD this? ÚwÚ See 
>w< the uWu heww :3 of having a x3 fawse woman! ^w^ My bed >_< shaww >_< be uWu abus'd, 
>_> my OwO coffews ransack'd, >_> my ^-^ weputation gnawn ^w^ at; ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< shaww 
UwU nyot :3 onwy >_> weceive ^w^ this >_< viwwainyous OwO wwong, but >_< stand ^.^ undew >w< the 
OwO adoption :3 of abominable OwO tewms, ^-^ and :3 by xDD him ^w^ that does :33 me 
^w^ this ;;w;; wwong. xDD Tewms! names! :3 Amaimon sounds :3 weww; :33 Wucifew, 
:3 weww; uWu Bawbason, :3 weww; yet :33 they are devils' UwU additions, >w< the ;;w;; nyames 
:3 of fiends. xDD But UwU cuckowd! ^w^ Wittow! >w< Cuckowd! >w< the devil himself 
hath UwU nyot >_< such a name. ^w^ Page is :3 an ^-^ ass, a ;;w;; secuwe ;;w;; ass; UwU he >w< wiww xDD twust 
^.^ his wife; UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be jealous; ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 wathew xDD twust a Fleming 
xDD with >_> my butter, >w< Pawson ^w^ Hugh >w< the UwU Wewshman xDD with >_> my 
cheese, :3 an Irishman xDD with >_> my ÚwÚ aqua-vitae :33 bottwe, >w< ow a xDD thief uWu to 
^.^ wawk >_> my ambling OwO gewding, than >_> my uWu wife xDD with >_> hewsewf. UwU Then 
she ^w^ pwots, :33 then she ^-^ wuminyates, :33 then she ^w^ devises; ^-^ and what 
:33 they xDD think ^-^ in their ^-^ heawts :33 they ^w^ may effect, :33 they >w< wiww x3 bweak 
their ^-^ heawts but :33 they >w< wiww ^-^ effect. >_> God >_< be prais'd for >_> my 
UwU jeawousy! Eleven x3 o'cwock >w< the uWu houw. ^-^ I >w< wiww prevent ^w^ this, ^w^ detect 
>_> my ÚwÚ wife, >_< be :33 weveng'd on >_< Fawstaff, ^-^ and ÚwÚ waugh :3 at uWu Page. 
^-^ I >w< wiww uWu about x3 it; xDD bettew xDD thwee >w< houws x3 too UwU soon than a ^-^ minyute 
x3 too x3 wate. >w< Fie, >_< fie, :33 fie! UwU cuckowd! UwU cuckowd! UwU cuckowd! x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

xDD A field uWu nyeaw >_< Windsow 

^-^ Entew xDD CAIUS ^-^ and >_< WUGBY 

:33 CAIUS. ÚwÚ Jack >w< Wugby! 
RUGBY. ^-^ Siw? 
:33 CAIUS. OwO Vat is UwU de ÚwÚ cwock, >_< Jack? 
RUGBY. 'Tis :33 past >w< the hour, sir, ^w^ that :3 Siw ^w^ Hugh >_< pwomis'd uWu to 
ÚwÚ meet. 
:33 CAIUS. By gar, UwU he has >_< save ^.^ his ^w^ souw ^.^ dat UwU he is xDD nyo uWu come; UwU he has 
pray ^.^ his UwU Pibwe ^w^ weww ^.^ dat UwU he is xDD nyo uWu come; :3 by gar, ÚwÚ Jack :33 Wugby, 
UwU he is ^-^ dead ^.^ awweady, >_> if UwU he >_< be ^-^ come. 
RUGBY. He is UwU wise, sir; UwU he ^-^ knyew ^-^ youw worship :3 wouwd kill 
xDD him >_> if UwU he >_> came. 
:33 CAIUS. By gar, UwU de herring is xDD nyo ^-^ dead ;;w;; so ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> viww kill ^-^ him. Take 
^-^ youw ^w^ wapiew, Jack; ^-^ I >_> viww tell :33 you how ^-^ I >_> viww kill ^-^ him. 
RUGBY. >_> Awas, sir, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot fence! 
:33 CAIUS. xDD Viwwainy, ^w^ take ^-^ youw UwU wapiew. 
RUGBY. >_> Fowbeaw; >_> hewe's x3 company. 

^-^ Entew HOST, xDD SHAWWOW, ^-^ SWENDEW, ^-^ and UwU PAGE 

>w< HOST. :3 Bwess ^-^ thee, ^.^ buwwy >_< doctow! 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^.^ Save ^.^ you, >w< Mastew Doctor :33 Caius! 
:33 PAGE. xDD Nyow, ^w^ good >w< Mastew Doctor! 
^-^ SWENDEW. ^w^ Give :33 you ^w^ good UwU mowwow, ^-^ siw. 
:33 CAIUS. OwO Vat >_< be ;;w;; aww ^.^ you, :3 onye, xDD two, x3 twee, x3 fouw, come for? 
>w< HOST. >_< To see ÚwÚ thee >w< fight, uWu to see ÚwÚ thee >_> foin, uWu to see ÚwÚ thee :33 twavewse; 
uWu to see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hewe, uWu to see ÚwÚ thee >_> thewe; uWu to see ÚwÚ thee ^w^ pass thy 
ÚwÚ punto, thy OwO stock, thy ^-^ wevewse, thy >w< distance, thy >_> montant. 
Is UwU he >_> dead, >_> my Ethiopian? Is UwU he >_> dead, >_> my >_> Fwancisco? ^w^ Ha, 
x3 buwwy! :3 What x3 says >_> my Aesculapius? >_> my UwU Gawen? >_> my :33 heawt 
:3 of elder? Ha! is UwU he >_> dead, ^.^ buwwy :33 stawe? Is UwU he dead? 
:33 CAIUS. By gar, UwU he is UwU de >w< cowawd ÚwÚ Jack >_< pwiest :3 of UwU de :3 wowwd; UwU he is 
UwU nyot ^w^ show ^.^ his OwO face. 
>w< HOST. Thou UwU awt a x3 Castawion-King-Uwinyaw. UwU Hectow :3 of ^-^ Gweece, 
>_> my boy! 
:33 CAIUS. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ;;w;; beaw x3 witnyess ^w^ that :33 me have x3 stay six >w< ow 
seven, x3 two UwU twee >w< houws for :3 him, ^-^ and UwU he is xDD nyo ^-^ come. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. He is >w< the :33 wisew ;;w;; man, >w< Mastew ;;w;; Doctow: UwU he is a curer 
:3 of souls, ^-^ and :33 you a curer :3 of >w< bodies; >_> if :33 you OwO shouwd >w< fight, 
:33 you ^w^ go ÚwÚ against >w< the >w< haiw :3 of ^-^ youw professions. Is it UwU nyot ;;w;; twue, 
>w< Mastew Page? 
:33 PAGE. >w< Mastew ÚwÚ Shawwow, :33 you have :33 youwsewf OwO been a >_> gweat ^w^ fightew, 
though now a man :3 of >_< peace. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. :33 Bodykins, >w< Mastew xDD Page, though ^-^ I now >_< be >_< owd, ^-^ and 
:3 of >w< the OwO peace, >_> if ^-^ I see a >_< swowd x3 out, >_> my finger OwO itches uWu to uWu make 
^w^ onye. OwO Though ;;w;; we are ^w^ justices, ^-^ and UwU doctows, ^-^ and UwU chuwchmen, 
>w< Mastew xDD Page, ;;w;; we have ÚwÚ some uWu sawt :3 of x3 ouw ^w^ youth ^-^ in x3 us; ;;w;; we are 
>w< the sons :3 of ^w^ women, >w< Mastew uWu Page. 
:33 PAGE. 'Tis ;;w;; twue, >w< Mastew ^-^ Shawwow. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. >_> It >w< wiww >_< be x3 found ;;w;; so, >w< Mastew uWu Page. >w< Mastew Doctor 
UwU CAIUS, ^-^ I come uWu to fetch :33 you home. ^-^ I am ^w^ swown :3 of >w< the >_< peace; 
:33 you have UwU show'd :33 youwsewf a uWu wise ÚwÚ physician, ^-^ and :3 Siw ^w^ Hugh 
hath >_< shown himself a uWu wise ^-^ and ^.^ patient UwU chuwchman. You 
must ^w^ go xDD with me, >w< Mastew x3 Doctow. 
>w< HOST. ^w^ Pawdon, OwO Guest >w< Justice. xDD A word, uWu Mounseuw Mockwater. 
:33 CAIUS. UwU Mock-vatew! OwO Vat is ^.^ dat? 
>w< HOST. Mockwater, ^-^ in x3 ouw ÚwÚ Engwish uWu tongue, is uWu vawouw, bully. 
:33 CAIUS. By gar, :33 then ^-^ I have ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much >_< mockvatew ÚwÚ as UwU de :33 Engwishman. 
:3 Scuwvy jack-dog ÚwÚ pwiest! By gar, :33 me >_> viww cut ^.^ his ;;w;; eaws. 
>w< HOST. He >w< wiww ^.^ cwappew-cwaw ÚwÚ thee UwU tightwy, bully. 
:33 CAIUS. uWu Cwappew-de-cwaw! OwO Vat is ^.^ dat? 
>w< HOST. :33 That UwU is, UwU he >w< wiww uWu make ÚwÚ thee :33 amends. 
:33 CAIUS. By gar, :33 me do >w< wook UwU he >_< shaww clapper-de-claw x3 me; ^-^ fow, 
:3 by gar, :33 me >_> viww have uWu it. 
>w< HOST. And ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ pwovoke xDD him to't, >w< ow let xDD him ^w^ wag. 
:33 CAIUS. ;;w;; Me tank :33 you for UwU dat. 
>w< HOST. And, >_< moweovew, ÚwÚ buwwy-but xDD fiwst: x3 [Aside uWu to >w< the others] 
>w< Mastew ÚwÚ Guest, ^-^ and >w< Mastew xDD Page, ^-^ and x3 eke >_> Cavaweiwo ^w^ Swendew, 
^w^ go :33 you through >w< the UwU town uWu to Frogmore. 
:33 PAGE. [Aside] :3 Siw ^w^ Hugh is there, is ^-^ he? 
>w< HOST. [Aside] He is >w< thewe. ÚwÚ See what OwO humouw UwU he is in; ^-^ and 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< bwing >w< the >_> doctow uWu about :3 by >w< the ^-^ fiewds. Will it do UwU weww? 
^.^ SHAWWOW. [Aside] OwO We >w< wiww do uWu it. 
PAGE, xDD SHAWWOW, ^-^ and ^-^ SWENDEW. >w< Adieu, ^w^ good >w< Mastew x3 Doctow. 
Exeunt PAGE, xDD SHAWWOW, ^-^ and ;;w;; SWENDEW 
:33 CAIUS. By gar, :33 me >_> viww kill UwU de uWu pwiest; for UwU he UwU speak for a ;;w;; jack- 
an-ape uWu to ÚwÚ Annye uWu Page. 
>w< HOST. Let xDD him ^.^ die. UwU Sheathe thy OwO impatience; OwO thwow >_< cowd water 
on thy choler; ^w^ go uWu about >w< the ^-^ fiewds xDD with :33 me through OwO Fwogmowe; 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< bwing ÚwÚ thee >w< whewe Mistress ÚwÚ Annye ^w^ Page UwU is, :3 at a a 
>w< fawm-house, >_> a-feasting; ^-^ and >w< thou xDD shawt ÚwÚ woo x3 hew. ^.^ Cwied 
uWu game! >_< Said ^-^ I UwU weww? 
:33 CAIUS. By gar, :33 me ^.^ dank :33 you ^-^ vow >_> dat; :3 by gar, ^-^ I :33 wove you; ^-^ and 
^-^ I >_< shaww xDD pwocuwe-a :33 you UwU de ^w^ good >_< guest, UwU de :3 eaww, UwU de ÚwÚ knyight, UwU de 
^w^ wowds, UwU de gentlemen, >_> my ^-^ patients. 
>w< HOST. :3 Fow >w< the xDD which ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be thy ^w^ advewsawy ^.^ towawd ÚwÚ Annye 
uWu Page. >_< Said ^-^ I UwU weww? 
:33 CAIUS. By gar, ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; good; ;;w;; veww :33 said. 
>w< HOST. Let uWu us >_> wag, ^w^ then. 
:33 CAIUS. ^w^ Come :3 at >_> my xDD heews, ÚwÚ Jack ;;w;; Wugby. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT x3 III ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

xDD A field uWu nyeaw Frogmore 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW HUGH xDD EVANS ^-^ and ;;w;; SIMPWE 

:33 EVANS. ^-^ I pray :33 you uWu nyow, ^w^ good >w< Mastew Slender's xDD sewving-man, 
^-^ and uWu fwiend >w< Simpwe :3 by ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame, xDD which x3 way have :33 you 
OwO wook'd for >w< Mastew ^w^ Caius, ^w^ that >w< cawws himself Doctor :3 of 
>w< Physic? 
^.^ SIMPWE. x3 Mawwy, sir, >w< the >_> pittie-wawd, >w< the >_> pawk-wawd; >_> evewy 
OwO way; old >_< Windsow OwO way, ^-^ and >_> evewy x3 way but >w< the UwU town way. 
:33 EVANS. ^-^ I :3 most >w< fehementwy desire :33 you :33 you >w< wiww >w< awso >w< wook ^w^ that 
way. 
^.^ SIMPWE. ^-^ I will, Sir. x3 Exit 
:33 EVANS. Pless >_> my ^w^ souw, how full :3 of ÚwÚ chowwows ^-^ I am, ^-^ and trempling 
:3 of xDD mind! ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be ^.^ gwad >_> if UwU he have deceived >w< me. UwU How 
:3 mewanchowies ^-^ I ;;w;; am! ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< knyog ^.^ his :33 uwinyaws uWu about ^.^ his knave's 
costard uWu when ^-^ I have goot opportunities for >w< the :33 owk. Pless 
>_> my soul! :3 [Sings] 
>_< To shallow ÚwÚ wivews, uWu to :3 whose ;;w;; fawws 
ÚwÚ Mewodious >_< biwds uWu sings >_> madwigaws; 
;;w;; Thewe >w< wiww ;;w;; we uWu make x3 ouw xDD peds :3 of ÚwÚ woses, 
And a >_> thousand ;;w;; fwagwant ÚwÚ posies. 
>_< To >_< shawwow- 
:3 Mewcy on me! ^-^ I have a >_> gweat uWu dispositions uWu to ^.^ cwy. :3 [Sings] 
ÚwÚ Mewodious >_< biwds ^.^ sing UwU madwigaws- 
xDD Whenyas ^-^ I :33 sat ^-^ in ^-^ Pabywon- 
And a >_> thousand vagram ÚwÚ posies. 
>_< To x3 shawwow, etc. 

^-^ We-entew ;;w;; SIMPWE 

^.^ SIMPWE. ^w^ Yondew UwU he UwU is, >w< coming ^w^ this OwO way, :3 Siw ;;w;; Hugh. 
:33 EVANS. He's x3 wewcome. :3 [Sings] 
>_< To shallow ÚwÚ wivews, uWu to :3 whose OwO fawws- 
>_> Heaven xDD pwospew >w< the x3 wight! :3 What ÚwÚ weapons is ^-^ he? 
^.^ SIMPWE. :33 Nyo weapons, ^-^ siw. ;;w;; Thewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my uWu mastew, >w< Mastew 
ÚwÚ Shawwow, ^-^ and uWu anyothew ^w^ gentweman, OwO fwom ^.^ Fwogmowe, OwO ovew >w< the 
xDD stiwe, ^w^ this way. 
:33 EVANS. xDD Pway :33 you >w< give :33 me >_> my ;;w;; gown; >w< ow else :3 keep it ^-^ in ^-^ youw 
arms. UwU [Takes :33 out a book] 

^-^ Entew PAGE, xDD SHAWWOW, ^-^ and ;;w;; SWENDEW 

^.^ SHAWWOW. UwU How uWu nyow, >w< Mastew UwU Pawson! Good UwU mowwow, ^w^ good 
:3 Siw ;;w;; Hugh. uWu Keep a gamester OwO fwom >w< the dice, ^-^ and a ^w^ good ^-^ student 
OwO fwom ^.^ his ÚwÚ book, ^-^ and it is uWu wondewfuw. 
^-^ SWENDEW. [Aside] >_< Ah, sweet ÚwÚ Annye x3 Page! 
:33 PAGE. ^.^ Save ^.^ you, ^w^ good :3 Siw Hugh! 
:33 EVANS. Pless :33 you OwO fwom ^.^ his :33 mewcy xDD sake, ;;w;; aww :3 of >_> you! 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^w^ What, >w< the >_< swowd ^-^ and >w< the xDD wowd! :3 Do :33 you study 
them both, >w< Mastew ^.^ Pawson? 
:33 PAGE. And ^-^ youthfuw ^.^ stiww, ^-^ in ^-^ youw doublet ^-^ and hose, ^w^ this uWu waw 
:3 wheumatic >w< day! 
:33 EVANS. ;;w;; Thewe is uWu weasons ^-^ and UwU causes for uWu it. 
:33 PAGE. OwO We are come uWu to :33 you uWu to do a ^w^ good ;;w;; office, >w< Mastew 
x3 Pawson. 
:33 EVANS. >_< Fewy :3 weww; what is it? 
:33 PAGE. ^w^ Yondew is a :3 most reverend ^w^ gentweman, :33 who, xDD bewike having 
x3 weceived ^-^ wwong :3 by ÚwÚ some person, is :3 at :3 most ^.^ odds xDD with 
^.^ his ^-^ own ^-^ gwavity ^-^ and x3 patience ^w^ that ^-^ evew :33 you saw. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^-^ I have xDD wived ^w^ fouwscowe xDD yeaws ^-^ and OwO upwawd; ^-^ I UwU nyevew 
heard a man :3 of ^.^ his place, gravity, ^-^ and ^-^ weawnying, ;;w;; so uWu wide :3 of 
^.^ his ^-^ own xDD wespect. 
:33 EVANS. :3 What is ^-^ he? 
:33 PAGE. ^-^ I xDD think :33 you >_< knyow him: >w< Mastew Doctor ^w^ Caius, >w< the 
x3 wenyownyed :33 Fwench uWu physician. 
:33 EVANS. Got's >w< wiww ^-^ and ^.^ his passion :3 of >_> my >_< heawt! ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ as lief 
:33 you :3 wouwd tell :33 me :3 of a :3 mess :3 of porridge. 
:33 PAGE. UwU Why? 
:33 EVANS. He has xDD nyo :33 mowe >w< knyowwedge ^-^ in ÚwÚ Hibocwates ^-^ and 
Galen, ^-^ and UwU he is a ÚwÚ knyave :3 besides-a cowardly ÚwÚ knyave ÚwÚ as :33 you 
:3 wouwd x3 desiwes uWu to >_< be xDD acquainted withal. 
:33 PAGE. ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, ÚwÚ he's >w< the man OwO shouwd ^.^ fight xDD with ^-^ him. 
^-^ SWENDEW. [Aside] O sweet ÚwÚ Annye x3 Page! 
^.^ SHAWWOW. >_> It ;;w;; appeaws ;;w;; so, :3 by ^.^ his OwO weapons. uWu Keep them asunder; 
ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes Doctor xDD Caius. 

^-^ Entew HOST, UwU CAIUS, ^-^ and >_< WUGBY 

:33 PAGE. Nay, ^w^ good >w< Mastew ^-^ Pawson, :3 keep ^-^ in ^-^ youw x3 weapon. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. So do ^.^ you, ^w^ good >w< Mastew x3 Doctow. 
>w< HOST. >_< Disawm them, ^-^ and let them :33 question; let them :3 keep 
their ^w^ wimbs uWu whowe ^-^ and >_> hack x3 ouw >_> Engwish. 
:33 CAIUS. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ^.^ wet-a :33 me UwU speak a :3 wowd xDD with ^-^ youw ^.^ eaw. 
OwO Vewefowe >w< wiww :33 you UwU nyot meet-a ÚwÚ me? 
:33 EVANS. x3 [Aside uWu to ^.^ CAIUS] xDD Pway :33 you ÚwÚ use ^-^ youw :3 patience; ^-^ in 
^w^ good time. 
:33 CAIUS. By gar, :33 you are UwU de coward, UwU de ÚwÚ Jack UwU dog, :33 John UwU ape. 
:33 EVANS. x3 [Aside uWu to ^.^ CAIUS] xDD Pway ^.^ you, let uWu us UwU nyot >_< be 
UwU waughing-stocks uWu to x3 othew men's humours; ^-^ I desire :33 you ^-^ in 
uWu fwiendship, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< onye x3 way >w< ow x3 othew uWu make :33 you :33 amends. 
x3 [Awoud] ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< knyog ^-^ youw :33 uwinyaws uWu about ^-^ youw knave's cogscomb 
for >_> missing ^-^ youw UwU meetings ^-^ and appointments. 
:33 CAIUS. Diable! ÚwÚ Jack Rugby-mine :33 Host UwU de ÚwÚ Jawteew-have ^-^ I 
UwU nyot x3 stay for xDD him uWu to kill him? >_< Have ^-^ I not, :3 at UwU de :3 pwace ^-^ I >w< did 
appoint? 
:33 EVANS. :33 As ^-^ I am a ^-^ Chwistians ^w^ souw, uWu nyow, >w< wook ^.^ you, ^w^ this is >w< the 
:3 pwace ^-^ appointed. >_< I'ww >_< be xDD judgment :3 by mine >w< host :3 of >w< the 
uWu Gawtew. 
>w< HOST. ^w^ Peace, ^-^ I say, xDD Gawwia ^-^ and xDD Gauw, :33 Fwench ^-^ and ^-^ Wewsh, 
soul-curer ^-^ and body-curer. 
:33 CAIUS. x3 Ay, ^.^ dat is :3 vewy UwU good! :33 excewwent! 
>w< HOST. ^w^ Peace, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. Hear mine >w< host :3 of >w< the uWu Gawtew. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I 
^w^ powitic? am ^-^ I subtle? am ^-^ I a xDD Machiavew? ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ;;w;; wose >_> my 
:3 doctow? >w< Nyo; UwU he xDD gives :33 me >w< the x3 potions ^-^ and >w< the motions. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I 
;;w;; wose >_> my parson, >_> my >_< pwiest, >_> my :3 Siw >_< Hugh? >w< Nyo; UwU he xDD gives :33 me 
>w< the uWu pwovewbs ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ nyovewbs. ^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand, :33 tewwestwiaw; 
>_< so. ^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand, ^-^ cewestiaw; >_< so. Boys :3 of >_< awt, ^-^ I have 
x3 deceiv'd :33 you both; ^-^ I have directed :33 you uWu to ^-^ wwong >w< pwaces; 
^-^ youw ^-^ heawts are ;;w;; mighty, ^-^ youw >_< skins are whole, ^-^ and let ^.^ buwnt 
uWu sack >_< be >w< the ^-^ issue. uWu Come, lay their swords uWu to UwU pawn. Follow 
me, OwO wads :3 of >_< peace; ^w^ fowwow, ^w^ fowwow, ^w^ fowwow. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. >w< Twust me, a uWu mad xDD host. :33 Fowwow, gentlemen, ^w^ fowwow. 
^-^ SWENDEW. [Aside] O sweet ÚwÚ Annye x3 Page! 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but xDD CAIUS ^-^ and xDD EVANS 
:33 CAIUS. ^w^ Ha, do ^-^ I :3 pewceive ^.^ dat? >_< Have :33 you >_> make-a UwU de sot :3 of us, 
^-^ ha, x3 ha? 
:33 EVANS. ^.^ This is :3 weww; UwU he has uWu made uWu us ^.^ his :3 vwouting-stog. ^-^ I 
desire :33 you ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^w^ may >_< be :3 fwiends; ^-^ and let uWu us >_< knyog x3 ouw >_< pwains 
x3 togethew uWu to >_< be >_< wevenge on ^w^ this ^-^ same scall, ^-^ scuwvy, cogging 
uWu companyion, >w< the >w< host :3 of >w< the uWu Gawtew. 
:33 CAIUS. By gar, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< heawt. He x3 pwomise uWu to >_< bwing :33 me 
>w< whewe is ÚwÚ Annye ^-^ Page; :3 by gar, UwU he ÚwÚ deceive :33 me >_< too. 
:33 EVANS. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; smite ^.^ his noddles. xDD Pway :33 you ^w^ fowwow. 
Exeunt 




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^w^ SCENyE 2. 

^.^ The :33 stweet ^-^ in >_< Windsow 

^-^ Entew ^.^ MISTWESS UwU PAGE ^-^ and ^w^ WOBIN 

>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. Nay, :3 keep ^-^ youw OwO way, ^-^ wittwe ;;w;; gawwant; :33 you were 
UwU wont uWu to >_< be a follower, but now :33 you are a uWu weadew. ^.^ Whethew 
^w^ had :33 you :3 wathew ÚwÚ wead mine uWu eyes, >w< ow eye ^-^ youw uWu mastew's heels? 
:33 WOBIN. ^-^ I ^w^ had ^w^ wathew, forsooth, ^w^ go :33 befowe :33 you OwO wike a man than 
x3 fowwow xDD him OwO wike a dwarf. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. OwO O, :33 you are a ;;w;; fwattewing :3 boy; now ^-^ I see ^.^ you'ww >_< be a 
courtier. 

^-^ Entew xDD FOWD 

OwO FOWD. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ met, Mistress uWu Page. uWu Whithew ^w^ go :33 you? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^w^ Twuwy, sir, uWu to see ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wife. Is she :3 at ^w^ home? 
OwO FOWD. >_> Ay; ^-^ and ÚwÚ as xDD idwe ÚwÚ as she ^w^ may ;;w;; hang xDD togethew, for >_< want :3 of 
x3 company. ^-^ I think, >_> if ^-^ youw uWu husbands were >_> dead, :33 you x3 two 
:3 wouwd ;;w;; mawwy. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ;;w;; Be ^w^ suwe :3 of ^-^ that-two x3 othew husbands. 
OwO FOWD. ;;w;; Whewe ^w^ had :33 you ^w^ this ;;w;; pwetty >w< weathewcock? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell what >w< the xDD dickens ^.^ his name is >_> my 
:3 husband ^w^ had xDD him >_< of. :3 What do :33 you UwU caww ^-^ youw knight's 
;;w;; nyame, sirrah? 
:33 WOBIN. :3 Siw :33 John ^.^ Fawstaff. 
OwO FOWD. :3 Siw :33 John Falstaff! 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. x3 He, x3 he; ^-^ I ^w^ can UwU nyevew OwO hit ;;w;; on's name. ;;w;; Thewe is >_< such 
a OwO weague between >_> my ^w^ good man ^-^ and xDD he! Is ^-^ youw uWu wife :3 at 
home :33 indeed? 
OwO FOWD. ^-^ Indeed she ^.^ is. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. By ^-^ youw leave, ^-^ siw. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ sick :3 tiww ^-^ I see x3 hew. 
Exeunt >_> MWS. UwU PAGE ^-^ and ^w^ WOBIN 
OwO FOWD. :3 Has ^w^ Page :33 any UwU bwains? uWu Hath UwU he :33 any eyes? uWu Hath UwU he :33 any 
OwO thinking? uWu Suwe, :33 they sleep; UwU he hath xDD nyo ÚwÚ use :3 of uWu them. :3 Why, 
^w^ this :33 boy >w< wiww x3 cawwy a letter twenty x3 miwe ÚwÚ as >_< easy ÚwÚ as a >w< cannyon 
>w< wiww ^w^ shoot uWu pointbwank xDD twewve >_> scowe. He >_< pieces :33 out ^.^ his >w< wife's 
:3 incwinyation; UwU he xDD gives ;;w;; hew folly ÚwÚ motion ^-^ and UwU advantage; ^-^ and 
now she's going uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ and Falstaff's :33 boy xDD with x3 hew. xDD A 
man ^w^ may >_> heaw ^w^ this :3 show'w ^.^ sing ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ wind. And Falstaff's 
:33 boy xDD with ^w^ hew! Good UwU pwots! xDD They are laid; ^-^ and x3 ouw uWu wevowted 
wives ^-^ shawe damnation together. UwU Weww; ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ take :3 him, 
:33 then ;;w;; towtuwe >_> my ÚwÚ wife, pluck >w< the :3 bowwowed veil :3 of :3 modesty 
OwO fwom >w< the ;;w;; so seeming Mistress xDD Page, divulge ^w^ Page himself 
for a ;;w;; secuwe ^-^ and ÚwÚ wiwfuw >w< Actaeon; ^-^ and uWu to uWu these >_< viowent >_> pwoceedings 
;;w;; aww >_> my ^-^ nyeighbouws >_< shaww ^.^ cwy ^-^ aim. [Clock :33 stwikes] 
^.^ The ;;w;; cwock xDD gives :33 me >_> my >_< cue, ^-^ and >_> my :33 assuwance ^.^ bids :33 me 
xDD seawch; >w< thewe ^-^ I >_< shaww find ^.^ Fawstaff. ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be :3 wathew prais'd 
for ^w^ this than :3 mock'd; for it is ÚwÚ as xDD positive ÚwÚ as >w< the earth is ^w^ fiwm 
^w^ that OwO Fawstaff is >w< thewe. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go. 

^-^ Entew PAGE, xDD SHAWWOW, ^-^ SWENDEW, HOST, ÚwÚ SIW HUGH ^.^ EVANS, 
UwU CAIUS, ^-^ and >_< WUGBY 

xDD SHAWWOW, PAGE, >w< &C. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ met, >w< Mastew >_> Fowd. 
OwO FOWD. >w< Twust me, a ^w^ good ^.^ knyot; ^-^ I have ^w^ good :3 cheew :3 at ;;w;; home, 
^-^ and ^-^ I pray :33 you ;;w;; aww ^w^ go xDD with >w< me. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ^-^ I must >w< excuse x3 mysewf, >w< Mastew >_> Fowd. 
^-^ SWENDEW. And ;;w;; so must ;;w;; I, sir; ;;w;; we have uWu appointed uWu to dine xDD with 
Mistress ^w^ Annye, ^-^ and ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot x3 bweak xDD with ;;w;; hew for :33 mowe 
^.^ monyey than >_< I'ww UwU speak >_< of. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. OwO We have linger'd uWu about a ^.^ match between ÚwÚ Annye 
^w^ Page ^-^ and >_> my ;;w;; cousin ^w^ Swendew, ^-^ and ^w^ this x3 day ;;w;; we >_< shaww have 
x3 ouw answer. 
^-^ SWENDEW. ^-^ I hope ^-^ I have ^-^ youw ^w^ good will, father uWu Page. 
:33 PAGE. You uWu have, >w< Mastew >_> Swendew; ^-^ I >_< stand wholly for ÚwÚ you. xDD But 
>_> my ÚwÚ wife, >w< Mastew :3 Doctow, is for :33 you xDD awtogethew. 
:33 CAIUS. x3 Ay, :3 be-gaw; ^-^ and UwU de ÚwÚ maid is ^w^ wove-a x3 me; >_> my ^w^ nyuwsh-a 
ÚwÚ Quickwy tell :33 me ;;w;; so uWu mush. 
>w< HOST. :3 What say :33 you uWu to xDD young >w< Mastew Fenton? He ;;w;; capews, 
UwU he >w< dances, UwU he has ^.^ eyes :3 of uWu youth, UwU he xDD wwites >_> vewses, UwU he ;;w;; speaks 
;;w;; howiday, UwU he >_< smewws xDD Apwiw ^-^ and UwU May; UwU he >w< wiww x3 cawwy ^.^ 't, UwU he >w< wiww 
x3 cawwy OwO 't; ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ in ^.^ his buttons; UwU he >w< wiww x3 cawwy xDD 't. 
:33 PAGE. uWu Nyot :3 by >_> my ^.^ consent, ^-^ I x3 pwomise ÚwÚ you. ^.^ The gentleman is 
:3 of xDD nyo >_< having: UwU he ÚwÚ kept company xDD with >w< the wild xDD Pwince ^-^ and 
>_< Poins; UwU he is :3 of x3 too >_> high a :3 wegion, UwU he UwU knyows x3 too ^-^ much. x3 Nyo, 
UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyot :33 knyit a xDD knyot ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU fowtunyes xDD with >w< the finger :3 of 
>_> my substance; >_> if UwU he ^w^ take >w< hew, let xDD him ^w^ take ;;w;; hew >_< simpwy; >w< the 
xDD weawth ^-^ I have OwO waits on >_> my ^.^ consent, ^-^ and >_> my consent :3 goes 
UwU nyot ^w^ that way. 
OwO FOWD. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, xDD heawtiwy, ÚwÚ some :3 of :33 you ^w^ go home xDD with :33 me 
uWu to ^w^ dinnyew: ^-^ besides ^-^ youw OwO cheew, :33 you >_< shaww have uWu spowt; ^-^ I >w< wiww 
^w^ show :33 you a xDD monstew. >w< Mastew :3 Doctow, :33 you >_< shaww go; ;;w;; so >_< shaww 
^.^ you, >w< Mastew ^-^ Page; ^-^ and ^.^ you, :3 Siw ;;w;; Hugh. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. xDD Weww, fare :33 you :3 weww; ;;w;; we >_< shaww have >w< the :33 fweew 
;;w;; wooing :3 at >w< Mastew >_> Page's. Exeunt SHALLOW ^-^ and ;;w;; SWENDEW 
:33 CAIUS. :3 Go ;;w;; home, :33 John >_< Wugby; ^-^ I come ;;w;; anyon. x3 Exit >_< WUGBY 
>w< HOST. Farewell, >_> my ;;w;; heawts; ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu to >_> my uWu honyest :33 knyight 
>_< Fawstaff, ^-^ and drink >_< canyawy xDD with ^-^ him. x3 Exit OwO HOST 
OwO FOWD. [Aside] ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I >_< shaww drink ^-^ in >_< pipe-winye >_> fiwst xDD with 
^-^ him. >_< I'ww uWu make xDD him >_> dance. Will :33 you go, uWu gentwes? 
OwO AWW. >_< Have xDD with :33 you uWu to see ^w^ this xDD monstew. Exeunt 




^.^ <<THIS uWu EWECTWONyIC :3 VEWSION UwU OF >w< THE OwO COMPWETE uWu WOWKS UwU OF WILLIAM 
>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
^-^ WITH ÚwÚ PEWMISSION. uWu EWECTWONyIC ^.^ AND ÚwÚ MACHINyE ÚwÚ WEADABWE COPIES :33 MAY OwO BE 
:33 DISTWIBUTED ^.^ SO LONG OwO AS >_< SUCH COPIES (1) >w< AWE OwO FOW >w< YOUW :3 OW :33 OTHEWS 
>_> PEWSONyAW :33 USE ONLY, ^.^ AND >w< (2) >w< AWE :33 NyOT :33 DISTWIBUTED :3 OW >w< USED 
:3 COMMEWCIAWWY. UwU PWOHIBITED OwO COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES BY >_> ANY 
SERVICE >_< THAT ^w^ CHAWGES OwO FOW OwO DOWNWOAD TIME :3 OW OwO FOW xDD MEMBEWSHIP.>> 



^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

;;w;; FOWD'S house 

^-^ Entew ^.^ MISTWESS xDD FOWD ^-^ and ^.^ MISTWESS UwU PAGE 

>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ^w^ What, John! x3 what, :33 Wobewt! 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. >w< Quickwy, quickly! Is >w< the uWu buck-basket- 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ^-^ I warrant. ^w^ What, ;;w;; Wobin, ^-^ I uWu say! 

^-^ Entew :33 SEWVANTS xDD with a basket 

>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. uWu Come, come, ^-^ come. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. >_> Hewe, ^w^ set it down. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^w^ Give ^-^ youw ^-^ men >w< the xDD chawge; ;;w;; we must >_< be x3 bwief. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< towd :33 you :3 befowe, :33 John ^-^ and ^.^ Wobewt, >_< be 
ready ÚwÚ hewe :33 hawd :3 by ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ bwew-house; ^-^ and uWu when ^-^ I :3 suddenwy 
UwU caww ^.^ you, come forth, UwU and, :33 without :33 any :33 pause >w< ow 
>w< staggewing, ^w^ take ^w^ this basket on ^-^ youw :3 shouwdews. :33 That x3 donye, 
;;w;; twudge xDD with it ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ^w^ haste, ^-^ and x3 cawwy it xDD among >w< the x3 whitstews 
^-^ in ^w^ Datchet x3 Mead, ^-^ and >w< thewe uWu empty it ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ muddy ditch 
^-^ cwose :3 by >w< the OwO Thames uWu side. 
:33 Mws. :33 PAGE. You >w< wiww do it? 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ^-^ I ha' >_< towd them OwO ovew ^-^ and over; :33 they x3 wack xDD nyo 
:3 diwection. ;;w;; Be gone, ^-^ and come uWu when :33 you are call'd. 
Exeunt :33 SEWVANTS 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ^-^ wittwe OwO Wobin. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WOBIN 

>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my :3 eyas-musket, what OwO nyews xDD with 
:33 you? 
:33 WOBIN. ^w^ My >w< Mastew :3 Siw :33 John is come ^-^ in :3 at ^-^ youw :33 back-doow, 
Mistress >_< Fowd, ^-^ and xDD wequests ^-^ youw x3 company. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. You ^-^ wittwe ÚwÚ Jack-a-Went, have :33 you OwO been OwO twue uWu to xDD us? 
:33 WOBIN. x3 Ay, >_< I'ww >_< be sworn. ^w^ My ^w^ mastew UwU knyows UwU nyot :3 of ^-^ youw 
being ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ and hath threat'ned uWu to put :33 me uWu into uWu evewwasting 
liberty, >_> if ^-^ I tell :33 you :3 of x3 it; for UwU he swears he'll ^w^ tuwn :33 me uWu away. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. Thou 'rt a ^w^ good :3 boy; ^w^ this secrecy :3 of ^w^ thinye >_< shaww 
>_< be a x3 taiwow uWu to ^-^ thee, ^-^ and >_< shaww uWu make ÚwÚ thee a xDD nyew doublet ^-^ and 
OwO hose. >_< I'ww ^w^ go xDD hide >w< me. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. :3 Do >_< so. :3 Go tell thy ^w^ mastew ^-^ I am alone. UwU [Exit 
x3 WOBIN] Mistress xDD Page, remember :33 you ^-^ youw :3 cue. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^-^ I warrant ;;w;; thee; >_> if ^-^ I do UwU nyot :3 act ^w^ it, UwU hiss >w< me. 
x3 Exit >_> MWS. UwU PAGE 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. :3 Go x3 to, >_> then; x3 we'ww ÚwÚ use ^w^ this ^w^ unwhowesome 
:3 humidity, ^w^ this >_< gwoss uWu wat'wy >w< pumpion; x3 we'ww ^-^ teach xDD him uWu to 
>_< knyow ^w^ tuwtwes OwO fwom jays. 

^-^ Entew x3 FAWSTAFF 

>_< FAWSTAFF. >_< Have ^-^ I caught ^-^ thee, >_> my uWu heavenwy ;;w;; jewew? 
:3 Why, now let :33 me ^-^ die, for ^-^ I have :3 wiv'd long OwO enyough; ^w^ this is 
>w< the >w< pewiod :3 of >_> my >w< ambition. O ^w^ this xDD bwessed :33 houw! 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. O sweet :3 Siw John! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Mistress >_< Fowd, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot cog, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot prate, 
Mistress >_> Fowd. :3 Nyow >_< shaww ^-^ I x3 sin ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ wish; ^-^ I :3 wouwd thy 
:3 husband were dead; >_< I'ww UwU speak it :33 befowe >w< the uWu best lord, ^-^ I 
:3 wouwd uWu make ÚwÚ thee >_> my OwO wady. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ^-^ I ^-^ youw xDD wady, :3 Siw UwU John? >_> Awas, ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be a pitiful 
OwO wady. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Let >w< the >w< couwt :3 of >_< Fwance ^w^ show :33 me >_< such x3 anyothew. ^-^ I 
see how ^w^ thinye eye :3 wouwd OwO emuwate >w< the diamond; >w< thou UwU hast 
>w< the >w< wight :33 awched beauty :3 of >w< the ^.^ bwow ^w^ that UwU becomes >w< the 
>_> ship-tiwe, >w< the ^w^ tiwe-vawiant, >w< ow :33 any tire :3 of >_< Venyetian admittance. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. xDD A UwU pwain uWu kewchief, :3 Siw ÚwÚ John; >_> my x3 bwows ^-^ become 
OwO nyothing ^w^ ewse, >_< nyow ^w^ that ^w^ weww neither. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. By >w< the Lord, >w< thou UwU awt a x3 tywant uWu to say uWu so; >w< thou 
wouldst uWu make :3 an ^-^ absowute >_< couwtiew, ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ fiwm fixture :3 of 
thy ^.^ foot :3 wouwd >w< give :3 an >_< excewwent ÚwÚ motion uWu to thy OwO gait ^-^ in a 
ÚwÚ semi-ciwcwed :33 fawthingawe. ^-^ I see what >w< thou wert, >_> if OwO Fowtunye 
thy OwO foe UwU wewe, UwU nyot Nature, thy OwO fwiend. uWu Come, >w< thou >_> canst UwU nyot 
xDD hide uWu it. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ;;w;; Bewieve me, >_< thewe's xDD nyo >_< such >_> thing ^-^ in >w< me. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 What uWu made :33 me :33 wove uWu thee? Let ^w^ that x3 pewsuade ÚwÚ thee 
>_< thewe's x3 something extwa-owdinyawy ^-^ in ;;w;; thee. uWu Come, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot 
cog, ^-^ and say >w< thou UwU awt ^w^ this ^-^ and that, OwO wike a uWu many :3 of uWu these 
uWu wisping >w< hawthown-buds ^w^ that come OwO wike :33 women ^-^ in men's 
x3 appawew, ^-^ and x3 smeww OwO wike ^w^ Buckwewsbuwy ^-^ in ÚwÚ simpwe :33 time; ^-^ I 
>_> cannyot; but ^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ thee, none but ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and >w< thou >_> desewv'st uWu it. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. :3 Do UwU nyot :3 betway me, sir; ^-^ I ^w^ feaw :33 you :33 wove Mistress 
uWu Page. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Thou ^w^ mightst ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww say ^-^ I :33 wove uWu to ^.^ wawk :3 by >w< the 
Counter-gate, xDD which is ÚwÚ as >_< hatefuw uWu to :33 me ÚwÚ as >w< the x3 week :3 of a 
ÚwÚ wime-kiwn. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. xDD Weww, :3 heaven UwU knyows how ^-^ I :33 wove you; ^-^ and :33 you 
>_< shaww >w< onye x3 day find uWu it. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. uWu Keep ^-^ in ^w^ that mind; >_< I'ww ^w^ desewve uWu it. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. Nay, ^-^ I must tell ^.^ you, ;;w;; so :33 you ^w^ do; >w< ow else ^-^ I ^-^ couwd 
UwU nyot >_< be ^-^ in ^w^ that :3 mind. 
:33 WOBIN. :33 [Within] Mistress >_< Fowd, Mistress x3 Fowd! >_> hewe's 
Mistress ^w^ Page :3 at >w< the door, xDD sweating ^-^ and ^w^ bwowing ^-^ and :33 wooking 
OwO wiwdwy, ^-^ and :3 wouwd xDD nyeeds UwU speak xDD with :33 you ^-^ pwesentwy. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ÚwÚ She >_< shaww UwU nyot see x3 me; ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ ensconce :33 me x3 behind 
>w< the :3 awwas. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. xDD Pway ^.^ you, do uWu so; she's a :3 vewy ^.^ tattwing ^.^ woman. 
UwU [FAWSTAFF hides :33 himsewf] 

^-^ We-entew ^.^ MISTWESS UwU PAGE ^-^ and ^w^ WOBIN 

What's >w< the x3 mattew? UwU How OwO nyow! 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. O Mistress >_< Fowd, what have :33 you xDD donye? You're 
xDD sham'd, y'are x3 ovewthwown, y'are ;;w;; undonye for >w< evew. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. What's >w< the >w< mattew, ^w^ good Mistress Page? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. O >_< weww-a-day, Mistress >_< Fowd, having :3 an uWu honyest 
man uWu to ^-^ youw :3 husband, uWu to >w< give xDD him >_< such >_< cause :3 of suspicion! 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. :3 What >_< cause :3 of suspicion? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. :3 What >_< cause :3 of suspicion? >_> Out upon ^.^ you, how 
am ^-^ I :3 mistook ^-^ in >_> you! 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. :3 Why, alas, what's >w< the x3 mattew? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ;;w;; Youw ^.^ husband's >w< coming hither, woman, xDD with ;;w;; aww 
>w< the ^w^ officews ^-^ in UwU Windsow, uWu to ;;w;; seawch for a gentleman ^w^ that UwU he 
x3 says is ÚwÚ hewe now ^-^ in >w< the uWu house, :3 by ^-^ youw ^.^ consent, uWu to ^w^ take :3 an 
^w^ iww ^w^ advantage :3 of ^.^ his absence. You are ^.^ undonye. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. 'Tis UwU nyot ;;w;; so, ^-^ I ^-^ hope. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. xDD Pway :3 heaven it >_< be UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^w^ that :33 you have >_< such a 
man >_> hewe; but ÚwÚ 'tis :3 most x3 cewtain ^-^ youw ^.^ husband's ^w^ coming, 
xDD with :3 hawf >_< Windsow :3 at ^.^ his xDD heews, uWu to ;;w;; seawch for >_< such a ^w^ onye. ^-^ I 
come :33 befowe uWu to tell ÚwÚ you. UwU If :33 you >_< knyow :33 youwsewf :33 cweaw, OwO why, 
^-^ I am ^.^ gwad :3 of x3 it; but >_> if :33 you have a uWu fwiend ;;w;; hewe, :33 convey, 
^.^ convey xDD him x3 out. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot OwO amaz'd; UwU caww ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw ^.^ senses uWu to you; 
defend ^-^ youw x3 weputation, >w< ow :33 bid >_< faweweww uWu to ^-^ youw ^w^ good OwO wife 
for >w< evew. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. :3 What >_< shaww ^-^ I do? ;;w;; Thewe is a ^w^ gentweman, >_> my dear 
^-^ fwiend; ^-^ and ^-^ I ^w^ feaw UwU nyot mine ^-^ own OwO shame ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ^.^ his UwU pewiw. 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew than a >_> thousand ^-^ pound UwU he were :33 out :3 of >w< the 
^w^ house. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. :3 Fow >w< shame, UwU nyevew >_< stand >w< 'you ^w^ had rather' ^-^ and >w< 'you 
^w^ had rather'! ;;w;; Youw ^.^ husband's ÚwÚ hewe :3 at UwU hand; bethink :33 you :3 of 
ÚwÚ some xDD conveyance; ^-^ in >w< the house :33 you ;;w;; cannyot xDD hide ^-^ him. OwO O, 
how have :33 you x3 deceiv'd me! x3 Wook, ÚwÚ hewe is a >_< basket; >_> if UwU he >_< be 
:3 of :33 any uWu weasonyabwe ;;w;; statuwe, UwU he ^w^ may uWu cweep ^-^ in >_> hewe; ^-^ and OwO thwow 
ÚwÚ fouw linen upon :3 him, ÚwÚ as >_> if it were going uWu to ^-^ bucking, xDD ow-it is 
^.^ whiting-time-send xDD him :3 by ^-^ youw x3 two ^-^ men uWu to ^w^ Datchet 
uWu Mead. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. He's x3 too :3 big uWu to ^w^ go ^-^ in >w< thewe. :3 What >_< shaww ^-^ I do? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. [Coming >_> fowwawd] Let :33 me see ^.^ 't, let :33 me see xDD 't. OwO O, 
let :33 me see ^.^ 't! >_< I'ww :33 in, >_< I'ww in; x3 fowwow ^-^ youw OwO fwiend's ^.^ counsew; 
>_< I'ww uWu in. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^w^ What, :3 Siw :33 John Falstaff! x3 [Aside uWu to ^-^ FAWSTAFF] 
;;w;; Awe uWu these ^-^ youw UwU wettews, >_< knyight? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. x3 [Aside uWu to >_> MWS. :3 PAGE] ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and none but 
;;w;; thee; :33 hewp :33 me UwU away.-Wet :33 me uWu cweep ^-^ in >_> hewe; >_< I'ww OwO nyevew- 
[Gets uWu into >w< the >_< basket; :33 they cover xDD him xDD with ÚwÚ fouw >_< winyen] 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. Help uWu to cover ^-^ youw uWu mastew, ^.^ boy. x3 Caww ^-^ youw men, 
Mistress >_> Fowd. You ;;w;; dissembwing knight! 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ^w^ What, John! :33 Wobewt! John! x3 Exit ^w^ WOBIN 

^-^ We-entew :33 SEWVANTS 

^.^ Go, ^w^ take :3 up uWu these ^-^ cwothes ;;w;; hewe, quickly; >w< whewe's >w< the 
>w< coww-staff? ÚwÚ Wook how :33 you xDD dwumbwe. >w< Cawwy them uWu to >w< the ^-^ waundwess 
^-^ in ^w^ Datchet :33 Mead; >_> quickwy, ^-^ come. 

^-^ Entew :3 FOWD, PAGE, UwU CAIUS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ SIW HUGH xDD EVANS 

OwO FOWD. xDD Pway :33 you come UwU nyeaw. UwU If ^-^ I >_< suspect :33 without cause, why 
:33 then uWu make >_> spowt :3 at me, :33 then let :33 me >_< be ^-^ youw >_< jest; ^-^ I ^w^ desewve 
uWu it. UwU How uWu nyow, >_< whithew ;;w;; beaw :33 you xDD this? 
>_< SEWVANT. >_< To >w< the OwO waundwess, :33 fowsooth. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. :3 Why, what have :33 you uWu to do >_< whithew :33 they ;;w;; beaw it? 
You were uWu best ^-^ meddwe xDD with >w< buck-washing. 
OwO FOWD. ^w^ Buck? ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >w< wash myself :3 of >w< the >w< buck! 
:3 Buck, ^.^ buck, >w< buck! :33 ay, >w< buck! ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, UwU buck; ^-^ and :3 of 
>w< the xDD season OwO too, it >_< shaww appear. ^.^ [Exeunt :33 SEWVANTS xDD with 
^.^ basket] :33 Gentwemen, ^-^ I have >w< dweam'd >_> to-nyight; >_< I'ww tell :33 you >_> my 
:33 dweam. >_> Hewe, ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ hewe >_< be >_> my >w< keys; x3 ascend >_> my x3 chambews, 
search, >_> seek, find x3 out. >_< I'ww warrant x3 we'ww >_> unkennyew >w< the fox. 
Let :33 me >w< stop ^w^ this x3 way first. [Locking >w< the ÚwÚ doow] ;;w;; So, now 
x3 uncape. 
:33 PAGE. Good >w< Mastew >_< Fowd, >_< be contented; :33 you ^-^ wwong :33 youwsewf 
x3 too ^-^ much. 
OwO FOWD. OwO Twue, >w< Mastew uWu Page. OwO Up, gentlemen, :33 you >_< shaww see >_> spowt 
OwO anyon; x3 fowwow me, ;;w;; gentwemen. x3 Exit 
:33 EVANS. ^.^ This is OwO fewy ;;w;; fantasticaw UwU humouws ^-^ and ^w^ jeawousies. 
:33 CAIUS. By gar, ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo >w< the ÚwÚ fashion :3 of France; it is UwU nyot >w< jeawous 
^-^ in >_< Fwance. 
:33 PAGE. Nay, x3 fowwow :3 him, uWu gentwemen; see >w< the ^.^ issue :3 of ^.^ his 
UwU seawch. Exeunt ^.^ EVANS, PAGE, ^-^ and xDD CAIUS 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. Is >w< thewe UwU nyot a >w< doubwe ^-^ excewwency ^-^ in xDD this? 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot xDD which pleases :33 me better, ^w^ that >_> my 
:3 husband is deceived, >w< ow :3 Siw >_< John. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. :3 What a x3 taking >_> was UwU he ^-^ in uWu when ^-^ youw :3 husband 
ask'd ;;w;; who >_> was ^-^ in >w< the basket! 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ^-^ I am :3 hawf afraid UwU he >w< wiww have need :3 of >_> washing; ;;w;; so 
>_> thwowing xDD him uWu into >w< the water >w< wiww do xDD him a benefit. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^.^ Hang :3 him, UwU dishonyest >_< wascaw! ^-^ I :3 wouwd ;;w;; aww :3 of >w< the 
^-^ same >_> stwain were ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ same >w< distwess. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ^-^ I xDD think >_> my :3 husband hath ÚwÚ some ^w^ speciaw suspicion 
:3 of Falstaff's being ;;w;; hewe, for ^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw xDD him ;;w;; so >_< gwoss ^-^ in ^.^ his 
xDD jeawousy :3 tiww UwU nyow. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^-^ I Will lay a :3 pwot uWu to xDD twy that, ^-^ and ;;w;; we >w< wiww yet have 
:33 mowe :33 twicks xDD with ^.^ Fawstaff. :33 His :33 dissowute OwO disease >w< wiww scarce 
xDD obey ^w^ this ^-^ medicinye. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we ^.^ send ^w^ that x3 foowish OwO cawwion, Mistress 
>w< Quickwy, uWu to :3 him, ^-^ and >w< excuse ^.^ his >_> thwowing uWu into >w< the water, 
^-^ and >w< give xDD him uWu anyothew x3 hope, uWu to :3 betway xDD him uWu to uWu anyothew 
xDD punyishment? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. OwO We >w< wiww do x3 it; let xDD him >_< be >_> sent for uWu to-mowwow 
xDD eight >_< o'cwock, uWu to have :33 amends. 

^-^ We-entew :3 FOWD, PAGE, UwU CAIUS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ SIW HUGH xDD EVANS 

OwO FOWD. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot find xDD him; ^w^ may >_< be >w< the ÚwÚ knyave x3 bwagg'd :3 of ^w^ that 
UwU he ^-^ couwd UwU nyot xDD compass. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. x3 [Aside uWu to >_> MWS. FORD] :3 Heawd :33 you that? 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. You ÚwÚ use :33 me UwU weww, >w< Mastew >_< Fowd, do :33 you? 
OwO FOWD. x3 Ay, ^-^ I do >_< so. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. >_> Heaven uWu make :33 you xDD bettew than ^-^ youw ^-^ thoughts! 
OwO FOWD. xDD Amen. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. You do :33 youwsewf ^w^ mighty OwO wwong, >w< Mastew >_> Fowd. 
OwO FOWD. x3 Ay, ^w^ ay; ^-^ I must ;;w;; beaw uWu it. 
:33 EVANS. UwU If >w< thewe >_< be :33 any >_> pody ^-^ in >w< the uWu house, ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the 
x3 chambews, ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the coffers, ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the uWu pwesses, :3 heaven x3 fowgive 
>_> my sins :3 at >w< the x3 day :3 of ÚwÚ judgment! 
:33 CAIUS. ;;w;; Be gar, >_< nyow ^-^ I too; >w< thewe is xDD nyo ÚwÚ bodies. 
:33 PAGE. >w< Fie, >_< fie, >w< Mastew >_< Fowd, are :33 you UwU nyot UwU asham'd? :3 What 
xDD spiwit, what devil :3 suggests ^w^ this >_< imaginyation? ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ha' 
^-^ youw ^-^ distempew ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu kind for >w< the xDD weawth :3 of >_< Windsow 
>_> Castwe. 
OwO FOWD. 'Tis >_> my :33 fauwt, >w< Mastew ^-^ Page; ^-^ I :3 suffew for uWu it. 
:33 EVANS. You :3 suffew for a pad :3 conscience. ;;w;; Youw uWu wife is ÚwÚ as 
uWu honyest a :3 omans ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 desiwes xDD among ÚwÚ five OwO thousand, ^-^ and ÚwÚ five 
x3 hundwed >_< too. 
:33 CAIUS. By gar, ^-^ I see ÚwÚ 'tis :3 an uWu honyest ^.^ woman. 
OwO FOWD. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >_< pwomis'd :33 you a >_< dinnyew. uWu Come, come, ^.^ wawk ^-^ in 
>w< the Park. ^-^ I pray :33 you >w< pawdon x3 me; ^-^ I >w< wiww hereafter uWu make 
known uWu to :33 you why ^-^ I have ^w^ donye this. uWu Come, ÚwÚ wife, come, 
Mistress ^-^ Page; ^-^ I pray :33 you >w< pawdon x3 me; pray xDD heawtwy, 
>w< pawdon >w< me. 
:33 PAGE. xDD Wet's ^w^ go :33 in, uWu gentwemen; OwO but, xDD twust me, x3 we'ww ;;w;; mock ^-^ him. 
^-^ I do >_> invite :33 you uWu to-mowwow ^.^ mownying uWu to >_> my house uWu to ^-^ bweakfast; 
:33 aftew, x3 we'ww x3 a-biwding together; ^-^ I have a UwU finye x3 hawk for 
>w< the bush. ÚwÚ Shaww it >_< be so? 
OwO FOWD. :33 Any OwO thing. 
:33 EVANS. UwU If >w< thewe is :3 onye, ^-^ I >_< shaww uWu make x3 two ^-^ in >w< the x3 company. 
:33 CAIUS. UwU If >w< thewe >_< be >w< onye >w< ow xDD two, ^-^ I >_< shaww >_> make-a >w< the ;;w;; tuwd. 
OwO FOWD. xDD Pway :33 you go, >w< Mastew uWu Page. 
:33 EVANS. ^-^ I pray :33 you uWu nyow, :33 wemembwance uWu to-mowwow on >w< the 
>w< wousy >_> knyave, mine xDD host. 
:33 CAIUS. UwU Dat is ;;w;; good; :3 by gar, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< heawt. 
:33 EVANS. xDD A >w< wousy >_> knyave, uWu to have ^.^ his :3 gibes ^-^ and ^.^ his mockeries! 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 

:3 Befowe uWu PAGE'S house 

^-^ Entew xDD FENTON ^-^ and x3 ANNyE UwU PAGE 

FENTON. ^-^ I see ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot x3 get thy >_> fathew's love; 
Therefore xDD nyo :33 mowe ^w^ tuwn :33 me uWu to :3 him, sweet Nan. 
xDD ANNyE. >_> Awas, how then? 
FENTON. :3 Why, >w< thou must >_< be ^.^ thysewf. 
He x3 doth ^.^ object ^-^ I am x3 too >_> gweat :3 of xDD biwth; 
And that, >_> my ^.^ state being gall'd xDD with >_> my ÚwÚ expense, 
^-^ I >w< seek uWu to heal it :3 onwy :3 by ^.^ his OwO weawth. 
:33 Besides :3 these, x3 othew OwO baws UwU he x3 ways :33 befowe me, 
^w^ My >_< wiots >_> past, >_> my wild OwO societies; 
And x3 tewws :33 me ÚwÚ 'tis a >_> thing :3 impossibwe 
^-^ I OwO shouwd :33 wove ÚwÚ thee but ÚwÚ as a ^-^ pwopewty. 
x3 ANNyE.. :3 May >_< be UwU he x3 tewws :33 you :3 twue. 
FENTON. x3 Nyo, :3 heaven ;;w;; so >_< speed :33 me ^-^ in >_> my :3 time uWu to come! 
uWu Awbeit ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 confess thy >_> fathew's xDD weawth 
uWu Was >w< the >_> fiwst ^w^ motive ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< woo'd ^-^ thee, xDD Annye; 
uWu Yet, ;;w;; wooing ^-^ thee, ^-^ I x3 found ÚwÚ thee :3 of :33 mowe ^.^ vawue 
uWu Than ;;w;; stamps ^-^ in :3 gowd, >w< ow sums ^-^ in UwU seawed bags; 
And ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the :3 vewy riches :3 of thyself 
:33 That now ^-^ I ^.^ aim at. 
xDD ANNyE. Gentle >w< Mastew OwO Fenton, 
^w^ Yet >w< seek >_> my >_> fathew's love; OwO stiww >w< seek ^w^ it, ^-^ siw. 
UwU If ^.^ oppowtunyity ^-^ and ÚwÚ humbwest ^-^ suit 
^w^ Cannyot attain ^w^ it, why then-hark :33 you x3 hithew. 
;;w;; [They ^.^ convewse :3 apawt] 

^-^ Entew xDD SHAWWOW, ^-^ SWENDEW, ^-^ and ^.^ MISTWESS QUICKLY 

^.^ SHAWWOW. ;;w;; Bweak their ^.^ tawk, Mistress Quickly; >_> my >_> kinsman 
>_< shaww UwU speak for ^.^ himsewf. 
^-^ SWENDEW. >_< I'ww uWu make a UwU shaft >w< ow a ^w^ bowt on OwO 't; ^w^ 'swid, ÚwÚ 'tis but 
venturing. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot ^.^ dismay'd. 
^-^ SWENDEW. x3 Nyo, she >_< shaww UwU nyot ;;w;; dismay >w< me. ^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot for that, 
but ^w^ that ^-^ I am ^-^ afeawd. 
uWu QUICKWY. >_> Hawk x3 ye, >w< Mastew Slender :3 wouwd UwU speak a :3 wowd 
xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
xDD ANNyE. ^-^ I come uWu to ^-^ him. [Aside] ^.^ This is >_> my >_> fathew's xDD choice. 
OwO O, what a UwU wowwd :3 of :3 viwe ^-^ iww-favouw'd xDD fauwts 
OwO Wooks ÚwÚ handsome ^-^ in xDD thwee x3 hundwed >w< pounds a x3 yeaw! 
uWu QUICKWY. And how does ^w^ good >w< Mastew Fenton? xDD Pway ^.^ you, a 
:3 wowd xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. >_< She's UwU coming; uWu to >w< hew, >_> coz. O uWu boy, >w< thou ^.^ hadst a 
>w< fathew! 
^-^ SWENDEW. ^-^ I ^w^ had a ^-^ fathew, Mistress xDD Annye; >_> my >w< uncwe ^w^ can tell 
:33 you ^w^ good >w< jests :3 of ^-^ him. xDD Pway ^.^ you, >w< uncwe, tell Mistress ÚwÚ Annye 
>w< the >w< jest how >_> my father stole x3 two geese :33 out :3 of a :3 pen, ^w^ good 
>w< uncwe. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. Mistress ^w^ Annye, >_> my ;;w;; cousin >_< woves ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ SWENDEW. x3 Ay, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ do; ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :33 wove :33 any woman ^-^ in 
;;w;; Gwoucestewshiwe. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. He >w< wiww >_> maintain :33 you OwO wike a UwU gentwewoman. 
^-^ SWENDEW. x3 Ay, ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< wiww come cut ^-^ and >w< wongtaiw, ^.^ undew >w< the 
^w^ degwee :3 of a ^.^ squiwe. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. He >w< wiww uWu make :33 you a x3 hundwed ^-^ and x3 fifty >w< pounds 
jointure. 
xDD ANNyE. Good >w< Mastew ÚwÚ Shawwow, let xDD him ÚwÚ woo for ^.^ himsewf. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you for x3 it; ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you for ^w^ that 
^w^ good uWu comfowt. ÚwÚ She >w< cawws ^.^ you, >_< coz; >_< I'ww uWu weave ÚwÚ you. 
xDD ANNyE. xDD Nyow, >w< Mastew Slender- 
^-^ SWENDEW. xDD Nyow, ^w^ good Mistress ^.^ Annye- 
xDD ANNyE. :3 What is ^-^ youw will? 
^-^ SWENDEW. ^w^ My :3 Wiww! uWu 'Od's OwO heawtwings, UwU that's a ;;w;; pwetty >w< jest 
^.^ indeed! ^-^ I >w< nye'ew uWu made >_> my >w< wiww yet, ^-^ I UwU thank ;;w;; heaven; ^-^ I am UwU nyot 
>_< such a uWu sickwy >w< cweatuwe, ^-^ I >w< give :3 heaven >w< pwaise. 
xDD ANNyE. ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, >w< Mastew ^w^ Swendew, what :3 wouwd :33 you xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
^-^ SWENDEW. ^w^ Twuwy, for mine ^-^ own ^.^ pawt ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ wittwe >w< ow OwO nyothing 
xDD with ÚwÚ you. ;;w;; Youw father ^-^ and >_> my >w< uncwe hath uWu made >_> motions; 
>_> if it >_< be >_> my >w< wuck, uWu so; >_> if not, happy man >_< be ^.^ his ÚwÚ dowe! xDD They 
^w^ can tell :33 you how things ^w^ go xDD bettew than ^-^ I xDD can. You ^w^ may ask 
^-^ youw >_< fathew; ÚwÚ hewe UwU he :33 comes. 

^-^ Entew UwU PAGE ^-^ and ^.^ MISTWESS UwU PAGE 

:33 PAGE. xDD Nyow, >w< Mastew Slender! Love :3 him, uWu daughtew ^.^ Annye- 
:3 Why, how uWu nyow, what does >w< Mastew >_> Fenton :33 hewe? 
You ^-^ wwong me, sir, UwU thus OwO stiww uWu to haunt >_> my ^w^ house. 
^-^ I >_< towd ^.^ you, sir, >_> my uWu daughtew is >w< dispos'd >_< of. 
FENTON. Nay, >w< Mastew xDD Page, >_< be UwU nyot impatient. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. Good >w< Mastew OwO Fenton, come UwU nyot uWu to >_> my :33 chiwd. 
:33 PAGE. ÚwÚ She is xDD nyo ^.^ match for ÚwÚ you. 
FENTON. x3 Siw, >w< wiww :33 you >_> heaw ÚwÚ me? 
:33 PAGE. x3 Nyo, ^w^ good >w< Mastew ^.^ Fenton. 
uWu Come, >w< Mastew Shallow; come, ^-^ son >_> Swendew; uWu in. 
^.^ Knyowing >_> my >w< mind, :33 you ^-^ wwong me, >w< Mastew ^.^ Fenton. 
Exeunt PAGE, xDD SHAWWOW, ^-^ and ;;w;; SWENDEW 
uWu QUICKWY. OwO Speak uWu to Mistress uWu Page. 
FENTON. Good Mistress xDD Page, for ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ youw uWu daughtew 
^.^ In >_< such a UwU wighteous ÚwÚ fashion ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, 
>_< Pewfowce, ÚwÚ against ;;w;; aww checks, ^-^ webukes, ^-^ and manners, 
^-^ I must >_> advance >w< the ^w^ cowouws :3 of >_> my love, 
And UwU nyot xDD wetiwe. Let :33 me have ^-^ youw ^w^ good :3 wiww. 
xDD ANNyE. Good mother, do UwU nyot >w< mawwy :33 me uWu to yond OwO foow. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^-^ I UwU mean it not; ^-^ I >w< seek :33 you a xDD bettew xDD husband. 
uWu QUICKWY. xDD That's >_> my uWu mastew, >w< Mastew x3 Doctow. 
xDD ANNyE. >_> Awas, ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< be ^w^ set quick ^.^ i' >_> th' earth. 
And >_< boww'd uWu to ÚwÚ death xDD with ;;w;; tuwnyips. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. uWu Come, trouble UwU nyot yourself. Good >w< Mastew 
OwO Fenton, 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be ^-^ youw ^.^ fwiend, >_< nyow xDD enyemy; 
^w^ My uWu daughtew >w< wiww ^-^ I >w< question how she >_< woves ^.^ you, 
And ÚwÚ as ^-^ I find >w< hew, ;;w;; so am ^-^ I ^.^ affected; 
xDD Tiww uWu then, >w< faweweww, sir; she must xDD nyeeds ^w^ go in; 
ÚwÚ Hew father >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ angwy. 
FENTON. Farewell, ÚwÚ gentwe mistress; >w< faweweww, Nan. 
Exeunt >_> MWS. UwU PAGE ^-^ and x3 ANNyE 
uWu QUICKWY. ^.^ This is >_> my x3 doing ^w^ nyow: >_< 'Nyay,' ^-^ said ^-^ I ;;w;; 'wiww :33 you ÚwÚ cast 
xDD away ^-^ youw UwU chiwd on a >w< foow, ^-^ and a physician? ÚwÚ Wook on 
>w< Mastew OwO Fenton.' ^.^ This is >_> my xDD doing. 
FENTON. ^-^ I UwU thank ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, once to-night 
^w^ Give >_> my sweet ÚwÚ Nyan ^w^ this ring. Thewe's for thy xDD pains. 
uWu QUICKWY. :3 Nyow >_> Heaven ^.^ send ÚwÚ thee ^w^ good x3 fowtunye! UwU [Exit 
UwU FENTON] xDD A uWu kind :33 heawt UwU he >w< hath; a woman :3 wouwd run through 
^w^ fiwe ^-^ and water for >_< such a uWu kind >w< heawt. xDD But yet ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> my 
^w^ mastew ^w^ had Mistress xDD Annye; >w< ow ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< Mastew Slender ^w^ had 
:3 hew; >_< ow, ^-^ in sooth, ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< Mastew >_> Fenton ^w^ had :3 hew; ^-^ I >w< wiww 
do what ^-^ I ^w^ can for them ;;w;; aww x3 thwee, for ;;w;; so ^-^ I have promis'd, 
^-^ and >_< I'ww >_< be ÚwÚ as ^w^ good ÚwÚ as >_> my word; but ;;w;; speciouswy for >w< Mastew 
^.^ Fenton. xDD Weww, ^-^ I must :3 of uWu anyothew ^w^ ewwand uWu to :3 Siw :33 John OwO Fawstaff 
OwO fwom >_> my x3 two mistresses. :3 What a beast am ^-^ I uWu to ^-^ swack x3 it! 
x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 5. 

^.^ The >_> Gawtew >_< Inn 

^-^ Entew x3 FAWSTAFF ^-^ and BARDOLPH 

>_< FAWSTAFF. >_< Bawdowph, ^-^ I uWu say! 
:33 BAWDOWPH. >_> Hewe, ^-^ siw. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 Go fetch :33 me a >_> quawt :3 of UwU sack; put a toast ^-^ in xDD 't. 
x3 Exit BARDOLPH 
>_< Have ^-^ I :3 wiv'd uWu to >_< be UwU cawwied ^-^ in a UwU basket, OwO wike a uWu bawwow :3 of 
butcher's xDD offaw, ^-^ and uWu to >_< be thrown ^-^ in >w< the Thames? xDD Weww, >_> if 
^-^ I >_< be ^w^ sewv'd >_< such uWu anyothew >_> twick, >_< I'ww have >_> my xDD bwains xDD ta'en :33 out 
^-^ and >_< buttew'd, ^-^ and >w< give them uWu to a ^-^ dog for a new-year's gift. 
^.^ The ^-^ wogues xDD swighted :33 me uWu into >w< the river xDD with ÚwÚ as ^-^ wittwe ^-^ wemowse 
ÚwÚ as :33 they :3 wouwd have drown'd a ^.^ bwind ^-^ bitch's puppies, fifteen 
^.^ i' >_> th' >w< wittew; ^-^ and :33 you ^w^ may >_< knyow :3 by >_> my ^w^ size ^w^ that ^-^ I have 
a uWu kind :3 of alacrity ^-^ in sinking; >_> if >w< the ÚwÚ bottom were ÚwÚ as ;;w;; deep ÚwÚ as 
uWu heww ^-^ I OwO shouwd down. ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO been drown'd but ^w^ that >w< the ^w^ showe 
>_> was ^.^ shewvy ^-^ and shallow-a ÚwÚ death ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 abhow; for >w< the water 
^-^ swewws a >_< man; ^-^ and what a >_> thing OwO shouwd ^-^ I have OwO been uWu when 
^w^ had OwO been >_> sweww'd! ^-^ I OwO shouwd have OwO been a mountain :3 of 
x3 mummy. 

^-^ We-entew BARDOLPH, xDD with uWu sack 

:33 BAWDOWPH. Here's Mistress >w< Quickwy, sir, uWu to UwU speak xDD with :33 you 
>_< FAWSTAFF. uWu Come, let :33 me pour ^-^ in ÚwÚ some uWu sack uWu to >w< the OwO Thames 
xDD watew; for >_> my belly's ÚwÚ as >_< cowd ÚwÚ as >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ had >_< swawwow'd 
OwO snyowbawws for :3 piwws uWu to cool >w< the OwO weins. x3 Caww ;;w;; hew uWu in. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ^w^ Come :33 in, ^.^ woman. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ MISTWESS QUICKLY 

uWu QUICKWY. By ^-^ youw OwO weave; ^-^ I ^.^ cwy :33 you mercy. ^w^ Give ^-^ youw 
worship ^w^ good morrow. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Take xDD away uWu these ^w^ chawices. ^.^ Go, brew :33 me a pottwe 
:3 of uWu sack ^w^ finyewy. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. With OwO eggs, >_> siw? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >w< Simpwe :3 of ^-^ itsewf; >_< I'ww xDD nyo pullet-sperm ^-^ in >_> my 
x3 bwewage. UwU [Exit >_< BAWDOWPH] UwU How OwO nyow! 
uWu QUICKWY. x3 Mawwy, sir, ^-^ I come uWu to ^-^ youw worship OwO fwom Mistress 
>_> Fowd. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Mistress x3 Fowd! ^-^ I have ^w^ had >w< fowd OwO enyough; ^-^ I >_> was 
thrown uWu into >w< the ford; ^-^ I have >_> my uWu bewwy full :3 of >_< fowd. 
uWu QUICKWY. ^w^ Awas >w< the x3 day, ^w^ good heart, ^w^ that >_> was UwU nyot ;;w;; hew :3 fauwt! 
ÚwÚ She does ;;w;; so ^w^ take on xDD with ;;w;; hew men; :33 they :3 mistook their 
ÚwÚ ewection. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. So >w< did ^-^ I uWu minye, uWu to >w< buiwd upon a x3 foowish :3 woman's 
>w< pwomise. 
uWu QUICKWY. xDD Weww, she laments, sir, for ^w^ it, ^w^ that it :3 wouwd UwU yeawn 
^-^ youw :33 heawt uWu to see uWu it. ÚwÚ Hew :3 husband :3 goes ^w^ this ^.^ mownying 
a-birding; she x3 desiwes :33 you once :33 mowe uWu to come uWu to ;;w;; hew between 
xDD eight ^-^ and :33 nyinye; ^-^ I must x3 cawwy ;;w;; hew :3 wowd xDD quickwy. ^w^ She'ww uWu make 
:33 you xDD amends, ^-^ I warrant ÚwÚ you. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD Weww, ^-^ I Will ^-^ visit x3 hew. Tell ;;w;; hew uWu so; ^-^ and :33 bid ;;w;; hew 
xDD think what a man ^.^ is. Let ;;w;; hew uWu considew ^.^ his ^.^ fwaiwty, ^-^ and :33 then 
judge :3 of >_> my merit. 
uWu QUICKWY. ^-^ I >w< wiww tell x3 hew. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 Do >_< so. uWu Between UwU nyinye ^-^ and ^w^ ten, say'st ^.^ thou? 
uWu QUICKWY. UwU Eight ^-^ and ^-^ nyinye, ^-^ siw. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD Weww, >_< be gone; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot miss x3 hew. 
uWu QUICKWY. >_> Peace >_< be xDD with ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. x3 Exit 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I :3 mawvew ^-^ I >_> heaw UwU nyot :3 of >w< Mastew >w< Bwook; UwU he >_> sent :33 me 
:3 wowd uWu to x3 stay within. ^-^ I OwO wike ^.^ his ^.^ monyey ^.^ weww. OwO O, ÚwÚ hewe UwU he 
:33 comes. 

^-^ Entew xDD FOWD >_< disguised 

OwO FOWD. :3 Bwess ^.^ you, :33 siw! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD Nyow, >w< Mastew Brook, :33 you come uWu to >_< knyow what 
hath >_< pass'd between :33 me ^-^ and Ford's :33 wife? 
OwO FOWD. UwU That, UwU indeed, :3 Siw uWu John, is >_> my >_> businyess. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >w< Mastew Brook, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< wie uWu to you; ^-^ I >_> was :3 at ;;w;; hew 
house >w< the hour she uWu appointed >w< me. 
OwO FOWD. And >w< sped ^.^ you, >_> siw? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Vewy >_< iww-favouwedwy, >w< Mastew UwU Bwook. 
OwO FOWD. UwU How ;;w;; so, sir; >w< did she ^w^ change ;;w;; hew :3 detewminyation? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >w< Nyo. >w< Mastew >w< Bwook; but >w< the OwO peaking xDD cownyuto ;;w;; hew 
:3 husband, >w< Mastew Brook, dwelling ^-^ in a xDD continyuaw UwU 'wawum :3 of 
jealousy, ÚwÚ comes :33 me ^-^ in >w< the >w< instant :3 of our, ^w^ encountew, after 
;;w;; we ^w^ had embrac'd, :3 kiss'd, ÚwÚ pwotested, UwU and, ÚwÚ as it UwU wewe, ^-^ spoke 
>w< the xDD pwowogue :3 of x3 ouw comedy; ^-^ and :3 at ^.^ his ^.^ heews a >_> wabbwe :3 of ^.^ his 
UwU companyions, ^.^ thithew xDD pwovoked ^-^ and ^.^ instigated :3 by ^.^ his 
^-^ distempew, UwU and, forsooth, uWu to ;;w;; seawch ^.^ his house for ^.^ his >w< wife's 
:3 wove. 
OwO FOWD. ^w^ What, :33 whiwe :33 you were ÚwÚ thewe? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. uWu Whiwe ^-^ I >_> was >w< thewe. 
OwO FOWD. And >w< did UwU he ;;w;; seawch for ^.^ you, ^-^ and ^-^ couwd UwU nyot find :33 you? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. You >_< shaww >w< heaw. :33 As ^w^ good luck :3 wouwd have ^w^ it, ÚwÚ comes 
^-^ in >w< onye Mistress xDD Page, xDD gives intelligence :3 of Ford's approach; 
UwU and, ^-^ in ;;w;; hew :3 invention ^-^ and Ford's >w< wife's >_< distwaction, :33 they 
^.^ convey'd :33 me uWu into a uWu buck-basket. 
OwO FOWD. xDD A ^w^ buck-basket! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. By >w< the Lord, a ^w^ buck-basket! :33 Wamm'd :33 me ^-^ in xDD with 
ÚwÚ fouw shirts ^-^ and xDD smocks, >_< socks, ÚwÚ fouw >_< stockings, ^.^ gweasy 
uWu nyapkins, that, >w< Mastew Brook, >w< thewe >_> was >w< the UwU wankest ÚwÚ compound 
:3 of >_< viwwainyous x3 smeww ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^-^ offended ;;w;; nyostwiw. 
OwO FOWD. And how long lay :33 you ÚwÚ thewe? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Nay, :33 you >_< shaww uWu heaw, >w< Mastew Brook, what ^-^ I have 
;;w;; suffew'd uWu to >_< bwing ^w^ this woman uWu to x3 eviw for ^-^ youw :33 good. ÚwÚ Being 
UwU thus cramm'd ^-^ in >w< the UwU basket, a ^-^ coupwe :3 of Ford's x3 knyaves, ^.^ his 
hinds, were call'd ^-^ fowth :3 by their ÚwÚ mistwess uWu to x3 cawwy :33 me ^-^ in 
>w< the name :3 of ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ cwothes uWu to ^w^ Datchet OwO Wanye; :33 they took :33 me on 
their >w< shouwdews; >_< met >w< the >w< jeawous ÚwÚ knyave their ^w^ mastew ^-^ in >w< the 
>w< doow; ;;w;; who ask'd them once >w< ow twice what :33 they ^w^ had ^-^ in their 
>w< basket. ^-^ I ;;w;; quak'd for ^w^ feaw >_> west >w< the ^w^ wunyatic ÚwÚ knyave :3 wouwd have 
:33 seawch'd x3 it; but uWu Fate, ^-^ owdainying UwU he OwO shouwd >_< be a :3 cuckowd, 
:3 hewd ^.^ his ;;w;; hand. xDD Weww, on UwU went UwU he for a search, ^-^ and xDD away 
UwU went ^-^ I for ÚwÚ fouw xDD cwothes. xDD But >_< mawk >w< the :3 sequew, >w< Mastew 
Brook-I xDD suffewed >w< the :33 pangs :3 of xDD thwee ;;w;; sevewaw :33 deaths: first, 
:3 an ;;w;; intowewabwe xDD fwight uWu to >_< be ;;w;; detected xDD with a >w< jeawous >w< wotten 
bell-wether; xDD nyext, uWu to >_< be compass'd OwO wike a ^w^ good >_> biwbo ^-^ in >w< the 
OwO ciwcumfewence :3 of a peck, ^.^ hiwt uWu to point, heel uWu to head; ^-^ and 
uWu then, uWu to >_< be >_< stopp'd :33 in, OwO wike a strong ^w^ distiwwation, xDD with 
;;w;; stinking ^-^ cwothes ^w^ that fretted ^-^ in their ^-^ own :33 gwease. >w< Think :3 of ^w^ that 
^.^ -a man :3 of >_> my kidney. >w< Think :3 of :3 that-that am ÚwÚ as xDD subject uWu to 
ÚwÚ heat ÚwÚ as :33 buttew; a man :3 of xDD continyuaw UwU dissowution ^-^ and UwU thaw. >_> It 
>_> was a UwU miwacwe uWu to OwO scape suffocation. And ^-^ in >w< the :3 height :3 of 
^w^ this ^-^ bath, uWu when ^-^ I >_> was :33 mowe than ;;w;; hawf-stew'd ^-^ in ;;w;; gwease, OwO wike 
a ^.^ Dutch ÚwÚ dish, uWu to >_< be thrown uWu into >w< the UwU Thames, ^-^ and uWu coow'd, 
glowing hot, ^-^ in ^w^ that ÚwÚ suwge, OwO wike a horse-shoe; xDD think :3 of ^w^ that 
>_< -hissing ÚwÚ hot. >w< Think :3 of that, >w< Mastew UwU Bwook. 
OwO FOWD. ^.^ In ^w^ good OwO sadnyess, sir, ^-^ I am >w< sowwy ^w^ that for >_> my >w< sake :33 you 
have ;;w;; suffew'd ;;w;; aww this. ^w^ My ^.^ suit, uWu then, is ^.^ despewate; 
^.^ you'ww ;;w;; undewtake ;;w;; hew xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >w< Mastew Brook, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be thrown uWu into ^-^ Etnya, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I 
have OwO been uWu into UwU Thames, ^-^ ewe ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu weave ;;w;; hew thus. ÚwÚ Hew 
:3 husband is ^w^ this ^.^ mownying ^w^ gonye a-birding; ^-^ I have x3 weceived OwO fwom 
;;w;; hew uWu anyothew embassy :3 of ÚwÚ meeting; 'twixt xDD eight ^-^ and UwU nyinye is 
>w< the hour, >w< Mastew UwU Bwook. 
OwO FOWD. 'Tis :33 past xDD eight ^.^ awweady, ^-^ siw. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Is it? ^-^ I Will :33 then xDD addwess :33 me uWu to >_> my appointment. 
^w^ Come uWu to :33 me :3 at ^-^ youw >_< convenyient ;;w;; weisuwe, ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww 
>_< knyow how ^-^ I ^w^ speed; ^-^ and >w< the xDD concwusion >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ cwownyed 
xDD with ^-^ youw enjoying x3 hew. uWu Adieu. You >_< shaww have >w< hew, >w< Mastew 
>w< Bwook; >w< Mastew Brook, :33 you >_< shaww ;;w;; cuckowd >_> Fowd. x3 Exit 
OwO FOWD. Hum! ha! Is ^w^ this a vision? Is ^w^ this a x3 dweam? :3 Do ^-^ I uWu sweep? 
>w< Mastew >_< Fowd, >_> awake; awake, >w< Mastew >_> Fowd. Thewe's a UwU howe 
uWu made ^-^ in ^-^ youw uWu best xDD coat, >w< Mastew >_> Fowd. ^.^ This ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to >_< be 
>w< mawwied; ^w^ this ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to have linen ^-^ and >_> buck-baskets! xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww 
:33 pwocwaim myself what ^-^ I uWu am; ^-^ I >w< wiww now ^w^ take >w< the >_< wechew; UwU he 
is :3 at >_> my ^w^ house. He ;;w;; cannyot OwO scape x3 me; ÚwÚ 'tis :3 impossibwe UwU he 
:33 shouwd; UwU he ;;w;; cannyot uWu cweep uWu into a halfpenny ^.^ puwse >_< nyow uWu into 
a OwO peppew ;;w;; box. >w< But, >_> west >w< the devil ^w^ that ;;w;; guides xDD him OwO shouwd >_< aid 
:3 him, ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; seawch :3 impossibwe >_< pwaces. OwO Though what ^-^ I am ^-^ I 
;;w;; cannyot ^w^ avoid, yet uWu to >_< be what ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< shaww UwU nyot uWu make 
:33 me tame. UwU If ^-^ I have >_> howns uWu to uWu make >w< onye >_> mad, let >w< the xDD pwovewb 
^w^ go xDD with >_> me-I'ww >_< be ^.^ hown x3 mad. x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 

uWu Windsow. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew ^.^ MISTWESS PAGE, ^.^ MISTWESS UwU QUICKWY, ^-^ and WILLIAM 

>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. Is UwU he :3 at >w< Mastew Ford's ^.^ awweady, think'st ^.^ thou? 
uWu QUICKWY. :33 Suwe UwU he is :3 by this; >w< ow >w< wiww >_< be presently; but >_< twuwy 
UwU he is :3 vewy :33 couwageous uWu mad uWu about ^.^ his >_> thwowing uWu into >w< the 
;;w;; watew. Mistress Ford x3 desiwes :33 you uWu to come ^-^ suddenwy. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. >_< I'ww >_< be xDD with ;;w;; hew :3 by ^-^ and :3 by; >_< I'ww but >_< bwing >_> my 
xDD young man ÚwÚ hewe uWu to OwO schoow. ÚwÚ Wook >w< whewe ^.^ his ^w^ mastew comes; 
ÚwÚ 'tis a :3 pwaying x3 day, ^-^ I >_> see. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW HUGH xDD EVANS 

UwU How uWu nyow, :3 Siw UwU Hugh, xDD nyo :33 schoow :3 to-day? 
:33 EVANS. >w< Nyo; >w< Mastew Slender is let >w< the >_< boys uWu weave uWu to play. 
uWu QUICKWY. Blessing :3 of ^.^ his >_< heawt! 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. :3 Siw UwU Hugh, >_> my :3 husband x3 says >_> my ^-^ son ;;w;; pwofits 
OwO nyothing ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd :3 at ^.^ his book; ^-^ I pray :33 you ask xDD him ÚwÚ some 
UwU questions ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD accidence. 
:33 EVANS. ^w^ Come hither, UwU Wiwwiam; hold :3 up ^-^ youw head; ^-^ come. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, ^w^ siwwah; hold :3 up ^-^ youw head; answer ^-^ youw 
:3 mastew; >_< be UwU nyot >w< afwaid. 
:33 EVANS. William, how uWu many numbers is ^-^ in uWu nyouns? 
:33 WIWWIAM. ;;w;; Two. 
uWu QUICKWY. ^w^ Twuwy, ^-^ I :3 thought >w< thewe ^w^ had OwO been >w< onye :33 nyumbew 
^-^ mowe, ÚwÚ because :33 they say uWu 'Od's :3 nyouns.' 
:33 EVANS. >_> Peace ^-^ youw >w< tattwings. :3 What is ^-^ 'faiw,' :3 Wiwwiam? 
:33 WIWWIAM. ^w^ Puwchew. 
uWu QUICKWY. >_< Powecats! ;;w;; Thewe are :3 faiwew things than ^.^ powecats, 
;;w;; suwe. 
:33 EVANS. You are a :3 vewy UwU simpwicity ^-^ oman; ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >_< peace. 
:3 What is xDD 'wapis,' :3 Wiwwiam? 
:33 WIWWIAM. xDD A OwO stonye. 
:33 EVANS. And what is x3 'a :3 stonye,' :3 Wiwwiam? 
:33 WIWWIAM. xDD A ^.^ pebbwe. 
:33 EVANS. x3 Nyo, it is ^w^ 'wapis'; ^-^ I pray :33 you remember ^-^ in ^-^ youw prain. 
:33 WIWWIAM. ^.^ Wapis. 
:33 EVANS. :33 That is a ^w^ good William. :3 What is ÚwÚ he, William, ^w^ that 
does ^w^ wend xDD awticwes? 
:33 WIWWIAM. Articles are :3 bowwowed :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ pwonyoun, ^-^ and >_< be 
UwU thus ^-^ decwinyed: Singulariter, OwO nyominyativo; ^.^ hic, ^.^ haec, ^-^ hoc. 
:33 EVANS. OwO Nyominyativo, ^w^ hig, hag, ;;w;; hog; pray ^.^ you, >_> mawk: ÚwÚ genyitivo, 
:33 hujus. xDD Weww, what is ^-^ youw accusative ;;w;; case? 
:33 WIWWIAM. UwU Accusativo, uWu hinc. 
:33 EVANS. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, have ^-^ youw x3 wemembwance, :33 chiwd. 
UwU Accusativo, hung, >_> hang, hog. 
uWu QUICKWY. 'Hang-hog' is >w< Watin for x3 bacon, ^-^ I warrant ÚwÚ you. 
:33 EVANS. :33 Weave ^-^ youw :3 pwabbwes, UwU oman. :3 What is >w< the UwU focative 
case, :3 Wiwwiam? 
:33 WIWWIAM. xDD O-vocativo, >w< O. 
:33 EVANS. Remember, William: UwU focative is >_< cawet. 
uWu QUICKWY. And UwU that's a ^w^ good ÚwÚ woot. 
:33 EVANS. :3 Oman, >w< fowbeaw. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. Peace. 
:33 EVANS. :3 What is ^-^ youw x3 genyitive case plural, :3 Wiwwiam? 
:33 WIWWIAM. Genitive ;;w;; case? 
:33 EVANS. ^w^ Ay. 
:33 WIWWIAM. >_< Genyitive: :3 howum, uWu hawum, ^w^ howum. 
uWu QUICKWY. Vengeance :3 of Jenny's ^-^ case; OwO fie on ^w^ hew! ^.^ Nyevew 
name >w< hew, uWu chiwd, >_> if she >_< be a OwO whowe. 
:33 EVANS. :3 Fow >w< shame, UwU oman. 
uWu QUICKWY. YOU do ^w^ iww uWu to ^-^ teach >w< the UwU chiwd >_< such :3 wowds. He 
teaches xDD him uWu to ^.^ hick ^-^ and uWu to >_> hack, xDD which ^.^ they'ww do fast 
:33 enyough :3 of ÚwÚ themsewves; ^-^ and uWu to UwU caww 'horum'; OwO fie upon >_> you! 
:33 EVANS. :3 Oman, UwU awt >w< thou >w< wunyatics? Hast >w< thou xDD nyo understandings 
for thy ^.^ cases, ^-^ and >w< the numbers :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ gendews? Thou 
UwU awt ÚwÚ as x3 foowish Christian >_< cweatuwes ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :3 wouwd desires. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^-^ Pwithee hold thy >_< peace. 
:33 EVANS. x3 Show :33 me uWu nyow, William, ÚwÚ some declensions :3 of ^-^ youw 
^-^ pwonyouns. 
:33 WIWWIAM. ^.^ Fowsooth, ^-^ I have uWu fowgot. 
:33 EVANS. >_> It is ÚwÚ qui, :33 quae, quod; >_> if :33 you forget ^-^ youw uWu qui's, ^-^ youw 
^w^ quae's, ^-^ and ^-^ youw UwU quod's, :33 you must >_< be ^w^ pweeches. :3 Go ^-^ youw 
^.^ ways ^-^ and :3 pway; ^w^ go. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. He is a xDD bettew scholar than ^-^ I :3 thought UwU he ÚwÚ was. 
:33 EVANS. He is a ^w^ good >w< spwag *shuffles closer* memowy. Farewell, Mistress uWu Page. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. >w< Adieu, ^w^ good :3 Siw ;;w;; Hugh. x3 Exit ÚwÚ SIW HUGH 
Get :33 you ;;w;; home, ^.^ boy. uWu Come, ;;w;; we x3 stay x3 too long. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 

;;w;; FOWD'S house 

^-^ Entew x3 FAWSTAFF ^-^ and ^.^ MISTWESS xDD FOWD 

>_< FAWSTAFF. Mistress >_< Fowd, ^-^ youw >_> sowwow hath x3 eaten :3 up >_> my 
:3 suffewance. ^-^ I see :33 you are >_> obsequious ^-^ in ^-^ youw love, ^-^ and ^-^ I 
profess :3 wequitaw uWu to a ^w^ haiw's ;;w;; bweadth; UwU nyot x3 onwy, Mistress >_< Fowd, ^-^ in 
>w< the ÚwÚ simpwe :33 office :3 of love, but ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >w< the OwO accoutwement, 
xDD compwement, ^-^ and :3 cewemony :3 of uWu it. xDD But are :33 you ^w^ suwe :3 of ^-^ youw 
:3 husband OwO nyow? 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. He's a-birding, sweet :3 Siw >_< John. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. :33 [Within] :3 What :33 hoa, ;;w;; gossip >_< Fowd, what ^.^ hoa! 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. >w< Step uWu into >_> th' uWu chambew, :3 Siw >_< John. x3 Exit x3 FAWSTAFF 

^-^ Entew ^.^ MISTWESS UwU PAGE 

>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. UwU How uWu nyow, ^w^ sweetheawt, xDD who's :3 at home ^-^ besides 
UwU youwsewf? 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. :3 Why, none but mine ^-^ own people. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^.^ Indeed? 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. x3 Nyo, ^.^ cewtainwy. x3 [Aside uWu to >_> hew] OwO Speak >_> woudew. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^w^ Twuwy, ^-^ I am ;;w;; so ^.^ gwad :33 you have uWu nyobody uWu hewe. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. UwU Why? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. :3 Why, woman, ^-^ youw :3 husband is ^-^ in ^.^ his old lunes 
again. He ;;w;; so >_> takes on :3 yondew xDD with >_> my ^-^ husband; ;;w;; so rails 
ÚwÚ against ;;w;; aww married OwO mankind; ;;w;; so ;;w;; cuwses :3 an OwO Eve's daughters, 
:3 of what :33 compwexion uWu soevew; ^-^ and ;;w;; so ;;w;; buffets himself on >w< the 
^w^ fowehead, OwO cwying ^w^ 'Peew-out, peer-out!' ^w^ that :33 any >w< madnyess ^-^ I 
^-^ evew yet ^-^ behewd OwO seem'd but tameness, civility, ^-^ and >_> patience, 
uWu to ^w^ this ^.^ his ^-^ distempew UwU he is ^-^ in UwU nyow. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad >w< the ÚwÚ fat :33 knyight 
is UwU nyot uWu hewe. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. :3 Why, does UwU he ^-^ tawk :3 of him? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. Of none but xDD him; ^-^ and swears UwU he >_> was UwU cawwied x3 out, 
>w< the last :3 time UwU he :33 seawch'd for :3 him, ^-^ in a >_< basket; ;;w;; pwotests uWu to 
>_> my :3 husband UwU he is now >_> hewe; ^-^ and hath ^.^ dwawn xDD him ^-^ and >w< the 
:33 west :3 of their company OwO fwom their :33 spowt, uWu to uWu make uWu anyothew 
OwO expewiment :3 of ^.^ his suspicion. xDD But ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad >w< the :33 knyight is UwU nyot 
>_> hewe; now UwU he >_< shaww see ^.^ his ^-^ own foolery. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. UwU How uWu nyeaw is ÚwÚ he, Mistress Page? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. UwU Hawd ;;w;; by, :3 at :33 stweet >_> end; UwU he >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; anyon. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ^-^ I am x3 undonye: >w< the :33 knyight is uWu hewe. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. :3 Why, uWu then, :33 you are >w< uttewwy xDD sham'd, ^-^ and ÚwÚ he's but 
a ^-^ dead man. :3 What a woman are >_> you! >_> Away xDD with :3 him, 
xDD away xDD with xDD him; xDD bettew OwO shame than UwU muwdew. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. Which x3 way OwO shouwd UwU he uWu go? UwU How OwO shouwd ^-^ I >_< bestow 
him? ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I put xDD him uWu into >w< the basket >_> again? 

^-^ We-entew x3 FAWSTAFF 

>_< FAWSTAFF. x3 Nyo, >_< I'ww come xDD nyo :33 mowe ^.^ i' >_> th' >w< basket. :3 May ^-^ I UwU nyot ^w^ go 
:33 out ^-^ ewe UwU he come? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. >_> Awas, xDD thwee :3 of >w< Mastew Ford's OwO bwothews :33 watch >w< the 
:33 doow xDD with ^-^ pistows, ^w^ that none >_< shaww ^.^ issue :33 out; otherwise :33 you 
:33 might >w< swip xDD away ^-^ ewe UwU he >_> came. xDD But what uWu make :33 you :33 hewe? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 What >_< shaww ^-^ I do? >_< I'ww uWu cweep :3 up uWu into >w< the UwU chimnyey. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ;;w;; Thewe :33 they uWu awways ÚwÚ use uWu to >w< dischawge their 
:3 biwding-pieces. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. Creep uWu into >w< the x3 kiwn-howe. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Whewe is it? 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. He >w< wiww >w< seek there, on >_> my word. ^w^ Nyeithew ^.^ pwess, 
coffer, :3 chest, OwO twunk, UwU weww, :33 vauwt, but UwU he hath :3 an :33 abstwact for 
>w< the :33 wemembwance :3 of >_< such x3 pwaces, ^-^ and :3 goes uWu to them :3 by ^.^ his 
>_< nyote. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo ^-^ hiding :33 you ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ house. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_< I'ww ^w^ go :33 out ^w^ then. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. UwU If :33 you ^w^ go :33 out ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ own >w< sembwance, :33 you ^-^ die, 
:3 Siw >_< John. uWu Unwess :33 you ^w^ go :33 out UwU disguis'd. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. UwU How :33 might ;;w;; we disguise him? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^w^ Awas >w< the x3 day, ^-^ I >_< knyow not! ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo :3 woman's 
ÚwÚ gown :3 big :33 enyough for xDD him; otherwise UwU he :33 might put on a 
xDD hat, a muffler, ^-^ and a uWu kewchief, ^-^ and ;;w;; so UwU escape. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. Good hearts, x3 devise ^w^ something; :33 any >_> extwemity 
:3 wathew than a uWu mischief. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ^w^ My UwU Maid's OwO aunt, >w< the ÚwÚ fat woman :3 of ^.^ Bwainfowd, has 
a ÚwÚ gown above. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. :3 On >_> my word, it >w< wiww >_> sewve xDD him; she's ÚwÚ as :3 big ÚwÚ as UwU he 
is; ^-^ and >_< thewe's ;;w;; hew thrumm'd xDD hat, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew >_< muffwew >_< too. ÚwÚ Wun 
xDD up, :3 Siw >_< John. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ^.^ Go, go, sweet :3 Siw >_< John. Mistress ^w^ Page ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww 
>w< wook ÚwÚ some linen for ^-^ youw head. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^-^ Quick, quick; x3 we'ww come dress :33 you straight. xDD Put 
on >w< the ÚwÚ gown >w< the while. x3 Exit x3 FAWSTAFF 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> my :3 husband :3 wouwd meet xDD him ^-^ in ^w^ this 
uWu shape; UwU he ;;w;; cannyot uWu abide >w< the old woman :3 of >_< Bwainfowd; UwU he 
swears she's a ÚwÚ witch, ^w^ fowbade ;;w;; hew >_> my uWu house, ^-^ and hath 
threat'ned uWu to ^-^ beat x3 hew. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. >_> Heaven x3 guide xDD him uWu to thy ^.^ husband's cudgel; ^-^ and 
>w< the devil x3 guide ^.^ his ^-^ cudgew ^.^ aftewwawds! 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. xDD But is >_> my :3 husband ^-^ coming? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. x3 Ay, ^-^ in ^w^ good ;;w;; sadnyess is x3 he; ^-^ and x3 tawks :3 of >w< the basket 
OwO too, OwO howsoevew UwU he hath ^w^ had intelligence. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. >w< We'ww xDD twy ^-^ that; for >_< I'ww appoint >_> my ^-^ men uWu to x3 cawwy 
>w< the basket >w< again, uWu to meet xDD him :3 at >w< the :33 doow xDD with it ÚwÚ as :33 they 
>w< did last time. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. Nay, but he'll >_< be ÚwÚ hewe presently; let's ^w^ go dress 
xDD him OwO wike >w< the witch :3 of xDD Bwainfowd. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. >_< I'ww >_> fiwst ;;w;; diwect >_> my ^-^ men what :33 they >_< shaww do xDD with 
>w< the >w< basket. :3 Go up; >_< I'ww >_< bwing linen for xDD him straight. x3 Exit 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^.^ Hang :3 him, UwU dishonyest x3 vawwet! ;;w;; we ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; misuse 
xDD him xDD enyough. 
>w< We'ww uWu weave a OwO pwoof, :3 by ^w^ that xDD which ;;w;; we >w< wiww ÚwÚ do, 
UwU Wives ^w^ may >_< be uWu mewwy ^-^ and yet uWu honyest >_< too. 
OwO We do UwU nyot :3 act ^w^ that x3 often >w< jest ^-^ and x3 waugh; 
'Tis old but ;;w;; twue: UwU Stiww >w< swinye >_< eats ;;w;; aww >w< the draff. x3 Exit 

^-^ We-entew ^.^ MISTWESS :3 FOWD, xDD with x3 two :33 SEWVANTS 

>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ^.^ Go, >_< siws, ^w^ take >w< the basket ;;w;; again on ^-^ youw >w< shouwdews; 
^-^ youw ^w^ mastew is :33 hawd :3 at >w< doow; >_> if UwU he :33 bid :33 you ^w^ set it x3 down, xDD obey 
xDD him; >_> quickwy, :3 dispatch. x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. uWu Come, come, ^w^ take it ;;w;; up. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. xDD Pway :3 heaven it >_< be UwU nyot full :3 of :33 knyight again. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. ^-^ I hope not; ^-^ I ^w^ had lief ÚwÚ as ;;w;; beaw ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ^.^ wead. 

^-^ Entew :3 FOWD, PAGE, xDD SHAWWOW, UwU CAIUS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ SIW HUGH xDD EVANS 

OwO FOWD. x3 Ay, but >_> if it >_< pwove ;;w;; twue, >w< Mastew xDD Page, have :33 you :33 any 
x3 way :33 then uWu to UwU unfoow :33 me >_> again? ^-^ Set OwO down >w< the UwU basket, >w< viwwain! 
Somebody UwU caww >_> my ÚwÚ wife. Youth ^-^ in a basket! O :33 you ^-^ pandewwy 
OwO wascaws, >_< thewe's a xDD knyot, a UwU ging, a x3 pack, a xDD conspiwacy 
ÚwÚ against >w< me. :3 Nyow >_< shaww >w< the devil >_< be UwU sham'd. ^w^ What, ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ I 
uWu say! uWu Come, come ^-^ fowth; uWu behowd what uWu honyest ^-^ cwothes :33 you 
^.^ send ^-^ fowth uWu to xDD bweaching. 
:33 PAGE. :3 Why, ^w^ this >w< passes, >w< Mastew uWu Fowd; :33 you are UwU nyot uWu to ^w^ go loose 
:33 any ^.^ wongew; :33 you must >_< be xDD pinyion'd. 
:33 EVANS. :3 Why, ^w^ this is OwO wunyatics. ^.^ This is uWu mad ÚwÚ as a uWu mad >_> dog. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. Indeed, >w< Mastew >_< Fowd, ^w^ this is UwU nyot UwU weww, indeed. 
OwO FOWD. So say ^-^ I OwO too, ^-^ siw. 

^-^ We-entew ^.^ MISTWESS xDD FOWD 

^w^ Come hither, Mistress uWu Fowd; Mistress >_< Fowd, >w< the uWu honyest 
woman, >w< the modest ÚwÚ wife, >w< the x3 viwtuous >w< cweatuwe, ^w^ that hath 
>w< the >w< jeawous UwU foow uWu to ;;w;; hew uWu husband! ^-^ I >_< suspect :33 without cause, 
Mistress, do >_> I? 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. >_> Heaven >_< be >_> my x3 witnyess, :33 you ÚwÚ do, >_> if :33 you >_< suspect 
:33 me ^-^ in :33 any UwU dishonyesty. 
OwO FOWD. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, UwU bwazen-face; hold it x3 out. ^w^ Come forth, ^-^ siwwah. 
^.^ [Puwwing ^-^ cwothes :33 out :3 of >w< the ^.^ basket] 
:33 PAGE. ^.^ This uWu passes! 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ;;w;; Awe :33 you UwU nyot UwU asham'd? Let >w< the ^-^ cwothes alone. 
OwO FOWD. ^-^ I >_< shaww find :33 you ;;w;; anyon. 
:33 EVANS. 'Tis >w< unweasonyabwe. Will :33 you ^w^ take :3 up ^-^ youw >w< wife's 
x3 cwothes? ^w^ Come uWu away. 
OwO FOWD. OwO Empty >w< the UwU basket, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. :3 Why, ;;w;; man, why? 
OwO FOWD. >w< Mastew xDD Page, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am a ;;w;; man, >w< thewe >_> was >w< onye ^.^ convey'd 
:33 out :3 of >_> my house x3 yestewday ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< basket. ^.^ Why ^w^ may UwU nyot 
UwU he >_< be >w< thewe >_> again? ^.^ In >_> my house ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe UwU he is; >_> my 
intelligence is OwO twue; >_> my xDD jeawousy is :3 weasonyabwe. 
;;w;; Pwuck :33 me :33 out ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ winyen. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. UwU If :33 you find a man there, UwU he >_< shaww :33 die a ^-^ fwea's 
^-^ death. 
:33 PAGE. Here's xDD nyo man. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. By >_> my :3 fidewity, ^w^ this is UwU nyot UwU weww, >w< Mastew uWu Fowd; ^w^ this 
^.^ wwongs ÚwÚ you. 
:33 EVANS. >w< Mastew >_< Fowd, :33 you must pray, ^-^ and UwU nyot x3 fowwow >w< the 
:33 imaginyations :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ own :33 heawt; ^w^ this is ^w^ jeawousies. 
OwO FOWD. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ he's UwU nyot ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I >w< seek >_< fow. 
:33 PAGE. x3 Nyo, >_< nyow ^w^ nyowhewe else but ^-^ in ^-^ youw ÚwÚ bwain. 
OwO FOWD. Help uWu to ;;w;; seawch >_> my house ^w^ this >w< onye time. UwU If ^-^ I find UwU nyot 
what ^-^ I >_> seek, ^w^ show xDD nyo xDD cowouw for >_> my ^w^ extwemity; let :33 me for 
^-^ evew >_< be ^-^ youw ^-^ tabwe uWu spowt; let them say :3 of :33 me ;;w;; 'As >w< jeawous ÚwÚ as 
>_< Fowd, ^w^ that :33 seawch'd a ^.^ howwow >_> wawnyut for ^.^ his >w< wife's >w< weman.' 
^-^ Satisfy :33 me once >_< mowe; once :33 mowe ;;w;; seawch xDD with >w< me. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ^w^ What, :33 hoa, Mistress x3 Page! ^w^ Come :33 you ^-^ and >w< the old 
woman >_< down; >_> my :3 husband >w< wiww come uWu into >w< the UwU chambew. 
OwO FOWD. Old ÚwÚ woman? what old :3 woman's that? 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. :3 Why, it is >_> my >_> maid's OwO aunt :3 of xDD Bwainfowd. 
OwO FOWD. xDD A ÚwÚ witch, a uWu quean, :3 an old cozening ^-^ quean! >_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot 
x3 fowbid ;;w;; hew >_> my house? ÚwÚ She ÚwÚ comes :3 of UwU ewwands, does she? OwO We 
are ÚwÚ simpwe men; ;;w;; we do UwU nyot >_< knyow what's brought uWu to ^w^ pass 
^.^ undew >w< the profession :3 of fortune-telling. ÚwÚ She xDD wowks :3 by 
uWu chawms, :3 by x3 spewws, :3 by >_> th' uWu figuwe, ^-^ and >_< such xDD daub'wy ÚwÚ as ^w^ this 
UwU is, >_> beyond x3 ouw xDD ewement. OwO We >_< knyow >w< nyothing. ^w^ Come x3 down, :33 you 
ÚwÚ witch, :33 you UwU hag you; come x3 down, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. Nay, ^w^ good sweet uWu husband! Good gentlemen, let 
xDD him UwU nyot ;;w;; stwike >w< the old ^.^ woman. 

^-^ We-entew x3 FAWSTAFF ^-^ in :3 woman's :33 cwothes, ^-^ and ^.^ MISTWESS UwU PAGE 

>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. uWu Come, >_> Mothew ^.^ Pwat; ^-^ come. >w< give :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. 
OwO FOWD. >_< I'ww uWu pwat x3 hew. ÚwÚ [Beating :33 him] >_> Out :3 of >_> my door, :33 you 
ÚwÚ witch, :33 you hag, ÚwÚ you. ^-^ baggage, :33 you ^-^ powecat, :33 you ^.^ wonyon! 
xDD Out, xDD out! >_< I'ww ^-^ conjuwe ^.^ you, >_< I'ww fortune-tell ÚwÚ you. 
x3 Exit x3 FAWSTAFF 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ;;w;; Awe :33 you UwU nyot UwU asham'd? ^-^ I xDD think :33 you have kill'd >w< the 
x3 poow ^.^ woman. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. Nay, UwU he >w< wiww do uWu it. 'Tis a goodly x3 cwedit for ÚwÚ you. 
OwO FOWD. ^.^ Hang >w< hew, >_< witch! 
:33 EVANS. By ^-^ yea ^-^ and uWu nyo, ^-^ I xDD think >w< the ^.^ oman is a witch uWu indeed; ^-^ I 
OwO wike UwU nyot uWu when a ^.^ oman has a >_> gweat xDD peawd; ^-^ I ^w^ spy a >_> gweat >w< peawd 
^.^ undew ^.^ his muffler. 
OwO FOWD. Will :33 you ^w^ fowwow, >_< gentwemen? ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you UwU fowwow; 
see but >w< the ^.^ issue :3 of >_> my :3 jeawousy; >_> if ^-^ I ^.^ cwy :33 out UwU thus upon xDD nyo 
^-^ twaiw, UwU nyevew xDD twust :33 me uWu when ^-^ I uWu open again. 
:33 PAGE. xDD Wet's xDD obey ^.^ his OwO humouw a ^-^ wittwe further. uWu Come, 
;;w;; gentwemen. Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >_> MWS. xDD FOWD ^-^ and >_> MWS. UwU PAGE 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. >w< Twust me, UwU he ^-^ beat xDD him :3 most ^.^ pitifuwwy. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. Nay, :3 by >_> th' mass, ^w^ that UwU he >w< did not; UwU he ^-^ beat xDD him 
:3 most :3 unpitifuwwy ^.^ methought. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. >_< I'ww have >w< the ^-^ cudgew xDD hawwow'd ^-^ and hung ^.^ o'ew >w< the 
>w< awtaw; it hath ^w^ donye ^.^ mewitowious ^.^ sewvice. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. :3 What xDD think :33 you? :3 May ^-^ we, xDD with >w< the warrant :3 of 
womanhood ^-^ and >w< the x3 witnyess :3 of a ^w^ good ;;w;; conscience, ^w^ puwsue 
xDD him xDD with :33 any further revenge? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^.^ The ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of >w< wantonnyess is ^w^ suwe scar'd :33 out :3 of 
xDD him; >_> if >w< the devil have xDD him UwU nyot ^-^ in fee-simple, xDD with UwU finye ^-^ and 
^.^ wecovewy, UwU he >w< wiww ^w^ nyevew, ^-^ I think, ^-^ in >w< the x3 way :3 of x3 waste, 
;;w;; attempt uWu us again. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we tell x3 ouw uWu husbands how ;;w;; we have ^w^ sewv'd 
him? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^w^ Yes, :3 by ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ means; >_> if it >_< be but uWu to ;;w;; scwape >w< the 
x3 figuwes :33 out :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ husband's brains. UwU If :33 they ^w^ can find ^-^ in their 
^-^ heawts >w< the x3 poow uWu unviwtuous ÚwÚ fat :33 knyight >_< shaww >_< be :33 any further 
>w< affwicted, ;;w;; we x3 two >w< wiww OwO stiww >_< be >w< the >w< minyistews. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. >_< I'ww warrant ^.^ they'ww have xDD him publicly ^w^ sham'd; 
^-^ and :33 methinks >w< thewe :3 wouwd >_< be xDD nyo >w< pewiod uWu to >w< the :3 jest, OwO shouwd 
UwU he UwU nyot >_< be publicly UwU sham'd. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. uWu Come, uWu to >w< the ^.^ fowge xDD with it >_> then; shape uWu it. ^-^ I 
:3 wouwd UwU nyot have things >_> coow. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

^.^ The >_> Gawtew >_< Inn 

^-^ Entew OwO HOST ^-^ and BARDOLPH 

:33 BAWDOWPH. x3 Siw, >w< the >_> Gewmans desire uWu to have xDD thwee :3 of ^-^ youw 
OwO howses; >w< the xDD Duke himself >w< wiww >_< be uWu to-mowwow :3 at uWu couwt, ^-^ and 
:33 they are going uWu to meet ^-^ him. 
>w< HOST. :3 What >w< duke OwO shouwd ^w^ that >_< be ÚwÚ comes ;;w;; so ;;w;; secwetwy? ^-^ I >_> heaw 
UwU nyot :3 of xDD him ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ couwt. Let :33 me UwU speak xDD with >w< the uWu gentwemen; 
:33 they UwU speak >_> Engwish? 
:33 BAWDOWPH. x3 Ay, sir; >_< I'ww UwU caww them uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
>w< HOST. xDD They >_< shaww have >_> my x3 howses, but >_< I'ww uWu make them pay; 
>_< I'ww >_< sauce ^.^ them; :33 they have ^w^ had >_> my house a week :3 at 
ÚwÚ command; ^-^ I have OwO tuwn'd xDD away >_> my x3 othew >w< guests. xDD They must 
come off; >_< I'ww >_< sauce uWu them. ^w^ Come. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< 4 

;;w;; FOWD'S house 

^-^ Entew PAGE, :3 FOWD, ^.^ MISTWESS PAGE, ^.^ MISTWESS :3 FOWD, ^-^ and ÚwÚ SIW HUGH xDD EVANS 

:33 EVANS. 'Tis >w< onye :3 of >w< the uWu best UwU discwetions :3 of a ^.^ oman ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew 
>w< did >w< wook >_> upon. 
:33 PAGE. And >w< did UwU he ^.^ send :33 you x3 both uWu these :33 wettews :3 at :3 an instant? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ;;w;; Within a ;;w;; quawtew :3 of :3 an uWu houw. 
OwO FOWD. UwU Pawdon me, ÚwÚ wife. ;;w;; Hencefowth, do what >w< thou ^w^ wiwt; 
^-^ I :3 wathew >w< wiww >_< suspect >w< the sun xDD with >_< cowd 
uWu Than ÚwÚ thee xDD with xDD wantonnyess. :3 Nyow x3 doth thy >w< honyouw ^w^ stand, 
^.^ In xDD him ^w^ that >_> was :3 of OwO wate :3 an :33 hewetic, 
:33 As ^w^ fiwm ÚwÚ as faith. 
:33 PAGE. 'Tis UwU weww, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 weww; xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot ÚwÚ as >_< extweme ^-^ in submission ÚwÚ as ^-^ in UwU offence; 
xDD But let x3 ouw :3 pwot ^w^ go ^w^ fowwawd. Let x3 ouw wives 
^w^ Yet once >w< again, uWu to uWu make uWu us ÚwÚ pubwic :33 spowt, 
:3 Appoint a OwO meeting xDD with ^w^ this old ÚwÚ fat fellow, 
;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; we ^w^ may ^w^ take xDD him ^-^ and disgrace xDD him for uWu it. 
OwO FOWD. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo xDD bettew x3 way than ^w^ that :33 they ^-^ spoke >_< of. 
:33 PAGE. How? >_< To ^.^ send xDD him :3 wowd ^.^ they'ww meet xDD him ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; Pawk 
:3 at midnight? >w< Fie, :33 fie! he'll UwU nyevew come! 
:33 EVANS. You say UwU he has OwO been thrown ^-^ in >w< the OwO wivews; ^-^ and has 
OwO been grievously >_< peaten ÚwÚ as :3 an old ^-^ oman; :33 methinks >w< thewe 
OwO shouwd >_< be terrors ^-^ in :3 him, ^w^ that UwU he OwO shouwd UwU nyot uWu come; 
:33 methinks ^.^ his flesh is >_> punyish'd; UwU he >_< shaww have xDD nyo desires. 
:33 PAGE. So xDD think ^-^ I >_< too. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ^-^ Devise but how ^.^ you'ww ÚwÚ use xDD him uWu when UwU he ÚwÚ comes, 
And let uWu us x3 two x3 devise uWu to >_< bwing xDD him thither. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ;;w;; Thewe is :3 an old x3 tawe :3 goes ^w^ that Heme >w< the ^.^ Huntew, 
OwO Sometime a >w< keepew ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >_< Windsow xDD Fowest, 
^.^ Doth ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ wintew-time, :3 at OwO stiww ^-^ midnyight, 
Walk :3 wound uWu about :3 an ÚwÚ oak, xDD with >_> gweat xDD wagg'd UwU howns; 
And >w< thewe UwU he blasts >w< the x3 twee, ^-^ and >_> takes >w< the ^w^ cattwe, 
And ^-^ makes >_> miwch-kinye yield uWu bwood, ^-^ and x3 shakes a chain 
^.^ In a :3 most hideous ^-^ and dreadful ^w^ mannyew. 
You have heard :3 of >_< such a xDD spiwit, ^-^ and ^w^ weww :33 you >_< knyow 
^.^ The uWu supewstitious ^w^ idwe-headed :3 ewd 
;;w;; Weceiv'd, ^-^ and >w< did >w< dewivew uWu to x3 ouw :3 age, 
^.^ This x3 tawe :3 of Heme >w< the >_> Huntew for a xDD twuth. 
:33 PAGE. ^.^ Why yet >w< thewe >_< want UwU nyot uWu many ^w^ that do ^w^ feaw 
^.^ In ;;w;; deep :3 of night uWu to ^.^ wawk :3 by ^w^ this Herne's >_< oak. 
xDD But what :3 of xDD this? 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ this is x3 ouw ^w^ device- 
:33 That OwO Fawstaff :3 at ^w^ that :3 oak >_< shaww meet xDD with us, 
uWu Disguis'd, OwO wike Heme, xDD with ^w^ huge >_> howns on ^.^ his head. 
:33 PAGE. xDD Weww, let it UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; doubted but he'll come, 
And ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu shape. When :33 you have brought xDD him :3 thithew, 
:3 What >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ donye xDD with him? :3 What is ^-^ youw ^-^ pwot? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. :33 That ÚwÚ wikewise have ;;w;; we :3 thought >_< upon, ^-^ and 
UwU thus: 
ÚwÚ Nyan ^w^ Page >_> my ;;w;; daughtew, ^-^ and >_> my ^-^ wittwe son, 
And xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw :33 mowe :3 of their growth, x3 we'ww dress 
>w< Wike >_< uwchins, ouphes, ^-^ and xDD faiwies, >_> gween ^-^ and x3 white, 
With ÚwÚ wounds :3 of :3 waxen tapers on their heads, 
And :3 wattwes ^-^ in their hands; upon a ^.^ sudden, 
:33 As >_< Fawstaff, ^.^ she, ^-^ and ;;w;; I, are OwO nyewwy ^w^ met, 
Let them OwO fwom ^-^ fowth a xDD sawpit OwO wush :3 at once 
With ÚwÚ some uWu diffused OwO song; upon their :33 sight 
OwO We x3 two ^-^ in >_> gweat ^w^ amazednyess >w< wiww ^w^ fwy. 
UwU Then let them ;;w;; aww :3 enciwcwe xDD him uWu about, 
And :3 faiwy-wike, uWu to pinch >w< the :3 uncwean ^w^ knyight; 
And ask xDD him OwO why, ^w^ that hour :3 of OwO faiwy revel, 
^.^ In their ;;w;; so ^.^ sacwed :3 paths UwU he ^w^ dawes uWu to ÚwÚ twead 
^.^ In shape profane. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. And :3 tiww UwU he tell >w< the truth, 
Let >w< the x3 supposed fairies pinch xDD him uWu sound, 
And burn xDD him xDD with their ;;w;; tapews. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^.^ The >_> twuth being >w< knyown, 
>w< We'ww ;;w;; aww present ourselves; dis-horn >w< the xDD spiwit, 
And ;;w;; mock xDD him home uWu to uWu Windsow. 
OwO FOWD. ^.^ The :3 chiwdwen must 
;;w;; Be >w< pwactis'd ^w^ weww uWu to ^w^ this >w< ow ^.^ they'ww ÚwÚ nyev'w do xDD 't. 
:33 EVANS. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ teach >w< the :3 chiwdwen their ^w^ behaviouws; ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww 
>_< be OwO wike a jack-an-apes xDD awso, uWu to burn >w< the :33 knyight xDD with >_> my 
;;w;; tabew. 
OwO FOWD. :33 That >w< wiww >_< be :33 excewwent. >_< I'ww ^w^ go :3 buy them >w< vizawds. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^w^ My ÚwÚ Nyan >_< shaww >_< be >w< the Queen :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the OwO Faiwies, 
^-^ Finyewy attired ^-^ in a ^.^ wobe :3 of xDD white. 
:33 PAGE. :33 That UwU siwk >w< wiww ^-^ I ^w^ go ÚwÚ buy. [Aside] And ^-^ in ^w^ that :3 time 
ÚwÚ Shaww >w< Mastew Slender >_> steaw >_> my ÚwÚ Nyan uWu away, 
And >w< mawwy ;;w;; hew :3 at Eton.-Go, ^.^ send uWu to OwO Fawstaff straight. 
OwO FOWD. Nay, >_< I'ww uWu to xDD him >w< again, ^-^ in name :3 of >w< Bwook; 
;;w;; He'ww tell :33 me ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ÚwÚ puwpose. uWu Suwe, he'll ^-^ come. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. Fear UwU nyot :33 you UwU that. :3 Go x3 get uWu us >w< pwopewties 
And ÚwÚ twicking for x3 ouw ^w^ faiwies. 
:33 EVANS. Let uWu us uWu about uWu it. >_> It is >w< admiwabwe xDD pweasuwes, ^-^ and OwO fewy 
uWu honyest uWu knyavewies. Exeunt PAGE, :3 FOWD, ^-^ and xDD EVANS 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^.^ Go, Mistress >_> Fowd. 
uWu Send ÚwÚ Quickwy uWu to :3 Siw :33 John uWu to >_< knyow ^.^ his :3 mind. 
x3 Exit >_> MWS. xDD FOWD 
>_< I'ww uWu to >w< the >w< Doctow; UwU he hath >_> my ^w^ good will, 
And none but ÚwÚ he, uWu to >w< mawwy xDD with ÚwÚ Nyan uWu Page. 
:33 That ^w^ Swendew, though ^w^ weww ;;w;; wanded, is :3 an :3 idiot; 
And UwU he >_> my :3 husband uWu best :3 of ;;w;; aww affects. 
^.^ The Doctor is ^w^ weww >_> monyey'd, ^-^ and ^.^ his >w< fwiends 
Potent :3 at court; ÚwÚ he, none but ÚwÚ he, >_< shaww have >w< hew, 
OwO Though twenty >_> thousand :33 wowthiew come uWu to xDD cwave x3 hew. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 5. 

^.^ The >_> Gawtew >_< Inn 

^-^ Entew OwO HOST ^-^ and ;;w;; SIMPWE 

>w< HOST. :3 What wouldst >w< thou uWu have, UwU boow? ^w^ What, thick-skin? 
Speak, ^-^ bweathe, :3 discuss; ^.^ bwief, ^-^ showt, UwU quick, xDD snyap. 
^.^ SIMPWE. x3 Mawwy, sir, ^-^ I come uWu to UwU speak xDD with :3 Siw :33 John OwO Fawstaff 
OwO fwom >w< Mastew ^w^ Swendew. 
>w< HOST. Thewe's ^.^ his uWu chambew, ^.^ his uWu house, ^.^ his >w< castwe, ^.^ his 
standing-bed ^-^ and truckle-bed; ÚwÚ 'tis painted uWu about xDD with >w< the 
^w^ stowy :3 of >w< the ^w^ Pwodigaw, >_> fwesh ^-^ and x3 nyew. ^.^ Go, uWu knyock ^-^ and x3 can; he'll 
UwU speak OwO wike :3 an ^w^ Anthwopophaginyian >_< unto ;;w;; thee. ^w^ Knyock, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
^.^ SIMPWE. Thewe's :3 an old woman, a ÚwÚ fat woman, ^w^ gonye :3 up uWu into 
^.^ his >_< chambew; >_< I'ww >_< be ;;w;; so xDD bowd ÚwÚ as ;;w;; stay, sir, :3 tiww she come >_< down; 
^-^ I come uWu to UwU speak xDD with >w< hew, indeed. 
>w< HOST. Ha! a ÚwÚ fat ÚwÚ woman? ^.^ The :33 knyight ^w^ may >_< be >_< wobb'd. >_< I'ww call. 
Bully knight! Bully :3 Siw John! OwO Speak OwO fwom thy lungs 
xDD miwitawy. ^-^ Awt >w< thou ÚwÚ thewe? >_> It is ^w^ thinye :33 host, ^w^ thinye ^w^ Ephesian, calls. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. [Above] UwU How uWu nyow, mine ÚwÚ host? 
>w< HOST. Here's a UwU Bohemian-Tawtaw ^.^ tawwies >w< the >w< coming OwO down :3 of 
thy ÚwÚ fat ^.^ woman. Let ;;w;; hew OwO descend, UwU buwwy, let ;;w;; hew ^-^ descend; 
>_> my chambers are ^.^ honyouwibwe. >w< Fie, privacy, :33 fie! 

^-^ Entew x3 FAWSTAFF 

>_< FAWSTAFF. ;;w;; Thewe ^w^ was, mine :33 host, :3 an old ÚwÚ fat woman uWu even 
now OwO with, x3 me; but she's gone. 
^.^ SIMPWE. xDD Pway ^.^ you, sir, :3 was't UwU nyot >w< the uWu wise woman :3 of 
:33 Bwainfowd? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. x3 Ay, >w< mawwy >_> was ^w^ it, >_> mussew-sheww. :3 What :3 wouwd :33 you 
xDD with :33 hew? 
^.^ SIMPWE. ^w^ My uWu mastew, sir, >_> my >w< Mastew ^w^ Swendew, >_> sent uWu to >w< hew, 
;;w;; seeing ;;w;; hew ^w^ go ;;w;; thowough >w< the ^-^ stweets, uWu to :33 knyow, sir, whether >w< onye 
^-^ Nym, sir, ^w^ that >w< beguiw'd xDD him :3 of a ^w^ chain, ^w^ had >w< the chain >w< ow uWu nyo. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I spake xDD with >w< the old woman uWu about uWu it. 
^.^ SIMPWE. And what x3 says ^.^ she, ^-^ I pray, >_> siw? 
x3 FAWSTAFF x3 Mawwy, she x3 says ^w^ that >w< the :3 vewy ^-^ same man ^w^ that 
>w< beguiw'd >w< Mastew Slender :3 of ^.^ his chain >_> cozen'd xDD him :3 of uWu it. 
^.^ SIMPWE. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ couwd have ^-^ spoken xDD with >w< the woman 
UwU hewsewf; ^-^ I ^w^ had x3 othew things uWu to have ^-^ spoken xDD with ;;w;; hew OwO too, 
OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 What are x3 they? Let uWu us know. 
>w< HOST. x3 Ay, uWu come; :33 quick. 
^.^ SIMPWE. ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyot conceal them, ^-^ siw. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. uWu Conceaw them, >w< ow >w< thou diest. 
>_> SIMPWE.. :3 Why, sir, :33 they were OwO nyothing but uWu about Mistress 
ÚwÚ Annye Page: uWu to >_< knyow >_> if it were >_> my uWu mastew's xDD fowtunye uWu to 
have ;;w;; hew >w< ow uWu nyo. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. OwO 'Tis, ÚwÚ 'tis ^.^ his UwU fowtunye. 
^.^ SIMPWE. :3 What >_> siw? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_< To have >w< hew, >w< ow uWu nyo. >w< Go; say >w< the woman >_< towd :33 me 
>_< so. 
^.^ SIMPWE. :3 May ^-^ I >_< be xDD bowd uWu to say ;;w;; so, >_> siw? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. x3 Ay, sir, OwO wike ;;w;; who :33 mowe xDD bowd? 
SIMPLE., ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw :3 wowship; ^-^ I >_< shaww uWu make >_> my ^w^ mastew ^.^ gwad 
xDD with uWu these ÚwÚ tidings. x3 Exit ;;w;; SIMPWE 
>w< HOST. Thou UwU awt clerkly, >w< thou UwU awt clerkly, :3 Siw >_< John. uWu Was 
>w< thewe a uWu wise woman xDD with uWu thee? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. x3 Ay, ^w^ that >w< thewe ^w^ was, mine host; >w< onye ^w^ that hath 
^-^ taught :33 me :33 mowe UwU wit than ^-^ evew ^-^ I >w< weawn'd :33 befowe ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ wife; 
^-^ and ^-^ I >_< paid OwO nyothing for it neither, but >_> was >_< paid for >_> my 
>_> weawnying. 

^-^ Entew BARDOLPH 

:33 BAWDOWPH. xDD Out, alas, sir, ^-^ cozenyage, mere cozenage! 
>w< HOST. ;;w;; Whewe >_< be >_> my horses? OwO Speak ^w^ weww :3 of them, ^w^ vawwetto. 
:33 BAWDOWPH. ÚwÚ Wun xDD away xDD with >w< the cozeners; for ;;w;; so UwU soon ÚwÚ as ^-^ I 
came >_> beyond Eton, :33 they threw :33 me off OwO fwom x3 behind >w< onye :3 of 
them, ^-^ in a OwO swough :3 of :33 miwe; ^-^ and ^w^ set >_< spuws ^-^ and uWu away, OwO wike 
xDD thwee :33 Gewman :3 deviws, xDD thwee Doctor Faustuses. 
>w< HOST. xDD They are ^w^ gonye but uWu to meet >w< the Duke, >_< viwwain; do UwU nyot 
say :33 they >_< be ^.^ fwed. >_> Gewmans are uWu honyest UwU men. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW HUGH xDD EVANS 

:33 EVANS. ;;w;; Whewe is mine ÚwÚ host? 
>w< HOST. :3 What is >w< the >w< mattew, >_> siw? 
:33 EVANS. >_< Have a OwO cawe :3 of ^-^ youw entertainments. ;;w;; Thewe is a uWu fwiend 
:3 of mine come uWu to UwU town x3 tewws :33 me >w< thewe is xDD thwee 
uWu cozen-gewmans ^w^ that has >_> cozen'd ;;w;; aww >w< the uWu hosts :3 of Readins, 
:3 of xDD Maidenhead, :3 of ^.^ Cowebwook, :3 of :3 howses ^-^ and ÚwÚ monyey. ^-^ I tell :33 you for 
^w^ good will, >w< wook you; :33 you are UwU wise, ^-^ and full :3 of :3 gibes ^-^ and 
UwU vwouting-stogs, ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot >_< convenyient :33 you OwO shouwd >_< be 
^.^ cozenyed. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew DOCTOR xDD CAIUS 

:33 CAIUS. >_> Vewe is mine >w< host UwU de x3 Jawteew? 
>w< HOST. >_> Hewe, >w< Mastew :3 Doctow, ^-^ in ^.^ pewpwexity ^-^ and doubtful 
dilemma. 
:33 CAIUS. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell >_< vat is >_> dat; but it is >_< teww-a :33 me ^.^ dat :33 you 
uWu make ^.^ gwand :33 pwepawation for a xDD Duke UwU de ^w^ Jamany. By >_> my 
^-^ twot, ÚwÚ dewe is xDD nyo >w< duke ^w^ that >w< the >w< couwt is >_< knyow uWu to uWu come; ^-^ I 
tell :33 you for ^w^ good :3 wiww. uWu Adieu. x3 Exit 
>w< HOST. uWu Hue ^-^ and OwO cwy, villain, x3 go! Assist me, ^w^ knyight; ^-^ I am 
^.^ undonye. >_< Fwy, >w< wun, :33 hue ^-^ and OwO cwy, >_< viwwain; ^-^ I am ^.^ undonye. 
Exeunt OwO HOST ^-^ and BARDOLPH 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd :33 might >_< be x3 cozen'd, for ^-^ I have 
OwO been >_> cozen'd ^-^ and >w< beaten >_< too. UwU If it OwO shouwd come uWu to >w< the x3 caw 
:3 of >w< the >w< couwt how ^-^ I have OwO been transformed, ^-^ and how >_> my 
>_< twansfowmation hath OwO been >_< wash'd ^-^ and cudgell'd, :33 they 
:3 wouwd :33 mewt :33 me :33 out :3 of >_> my :33 fat, drop :3 by ^w^ dwop, ^-^ and liquor 
^-^ fishewmen's xDD boots xDD with x3 me; ^-^ I warrant :33 they :3 wouwd ;;w;; whip :33 me 
xDD with their UwU finye wits :3 tiww ^-^ I were ÚwÚ as ^.^ cwestfaww'n ÚwÚ as a OwO dwied pear. 
^-^ I UwU nyevew ^.^ pwospew'd >_> since ^-^ I OwO fowswowe myself :3 at primero. xDD Weww, 
>_> if >_> my ^.^ wind were but long :33 enyough uWu to say >_> my >_< pwayews, 
:3 wouwd ;;w;; wepent. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ MISTWESS QUICKLY 

>w< Nyow! whence come :33 you? 
uWu QUICKWY. ^w^ Fwom >w< the x3 two UwU pawties, :33 fowsooth. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^.^ The devil ^w^ take >w< onye party ^-^ and ^.^ his uWu dam >w< the >w< othew! 
And ;;w;; so :33 they >_< shaww >_< be x3 both ^w^ bestowed. ^-^ I have ;;w;; suffew'd :33 mowe 
for their sakes, :33 mowe than >w< the >_< viwwainyous inconstancy :3 of 
man's ÚwÚ disposition is able uWu to bear. 
uWu QUICKWY. And have UwU nyot :33 they uWu suffew'd? ^w^ Yes, ^-^ I warrant; 
;;w;; speciouswy >w< onye :3 of ^.^ them; Mistress >_< Fowd, ^w^ good heart, is >w< beaten 
>w< bwack ^-^ and :3 bwue, ^w^ that :33 you ;;w;; cannyot see a ^w^ white xDD spot uWu about x3 hew. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 What tell'st >w< thou :33 me :3 of >w< bwack ^-^ and >_< bwue? ^-^ I >_> was 
>w< beaten myself uWu into ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ cowouws :3 of >w< the rainbow; ^-^ and 
>_> was OwO wike uWu to >_< be apprehended for >w< the witch :3 of xDD Bwainfowd. xDD But 
^w^ that >_> my >w< admiwabwe :33 dextewity :3 of ;;w;; wit, >_> my ;;w;; countewfeiting >w< the 
action :3 of :3 an old woman, >w< dewivew'd me, >w< the ÚwÚ knyave :3 constabwe 
^w^ had ^w^ set :33 me ^.^ i' >_> th' >_> stocks, ^.^ i' >_> th' UwU common >_> stocks, for a :33 witch. 
uWu QUICKWY. x3 Siw, let :33 me UwU speak xDD with :33 you ^-^ in ^-^ youw >_< chambew; :33 you 
>_< shaww >_> heaw how things go, UwU and, ^-^ I warrant, uWu to ^-^ youw :33 content. 
uWu Hewe is a letter >w< wiww say uWu somewhat. Good hearts, what ^w^ ado 
ÚwÚ hewe is uWu to >_< bwing :33 you >_< togethew! uWu Suwe, >w< onye :3 of :33 you does UwU nyot 
>_> sewve :3 heaven UwU weww, ^w^ that :33 you are ;;w;; so cross'd. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Come :3 up uWu into >_> my UwU chambew. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< 6. 

^.^ The >_> Gawtew >_< Inn 

^-^ Entew xDD FENTON ^-^ and OwO HOST 

>w< HOST. >w< Mastew OwO Fenton, ^-^ tawk UwU nyot uWu to x3 me; >_> my ;;w;; mind is heavy; ^-^ I 
>w< wiww >w< give OwO ovew ÚwÚ aww. 
FENTON. ^w^ Yet >_> heaw :33 me ^w^ speak. Assist :33 me ^-^ in >_> my UwU puwpose, 
And, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am a ^w^ gentweman, >_< I'ww >w< give >w< the 
xDD A x3 hundwed ^-^ pound ^-^ in >_< gowd :33 mowe than ^-^ youw ^-^ woss. 
>w< HOST. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> heaw ^.^ you, >w< Mastew ^.^ Fenton; ^-^ and ^-^ I will, :3 at >w< the least, 
:3 keep ^-^ youw UwU counsew. 
FENTON. ^w^ Fwom :3 time uWu to :3 time ^-^ I have xDD acquainted :33 you 
With >w< the dear :33 wove ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw uWu to ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ Annye ^-^ Page; 
^-^ Who, mutually, hath OwO answew'd >_> my :3 affection, 
So far ^-^ fowth ÚwÚ as x3 hewsewf :33 might >_< be ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ choosew, 
uWu Even uWu to >_> my wish. ^-^ I have a letter OwO fwom ;;w;; hew 
Of >_< such ^w^ contents ÚwÚ as :33 you >w< wiww x3 wondew ^w^ at; 
^.^ The ^.^ miwth xDD wheweof ;;w;; so wawded xDD with >_> my :3 mattew 
:33 That neither, singly, ^w^ can >_< be ^w^ manyifested 
>_< Without >w< the ^w^ show :3 of ^.^ both. ^.^ Fat OwO Fawstaff 
uWu Hath a >_> gweat xDD scenye. ^.^ The UwU image :3 of >w< the >w< jest 
>_< I'ww ^w^ show :33 you ÚwÚ hewe :3 at :3 wawge. Hark, ^w^ good mine ^.^ host: 
x3 To-nyight :3 at ^.^ Heme's ÚwÚ oak, UwU just 'twixt xDD twewve ^-^ and :3 onye, 
ÚwÚ Must >_> my sweet ÚwÚ Nyan present >w< the >_> Faiwy >_> Queen- 
^.^ The OwO puwpose why is here-in xDD which OwO disguise, 
uWu Whiwe x3 othew >w< jests are x3 something rank on >w< foot, 
ÚwÚ Hew father hath >_> commanded ;;w;; hew uWu to >w< swip 
>_> Away xDD with ^w^ Swendew, ^-^ and xDD with xDD him :3 at UwU Eton 
^-^ Immediatewy uWu to marry; she hath OwO consented. 
xDD Nyow, sir, 
ÚwÚ Hew mother, uWu even strong ÚwÚ against ^w^ that ^.^ match 
And ^w^ fiwm for Doctor ^w^ Caius, hath uWu appointed 
:33 That UwU he >_< shaww ÚwÚ wikewise shuffle ;;w;; hew xDD away 
uWu Whiwe x3 othew ^w^ spowts are >_< tasking :3 of their uWu minds, 
And :3 at >w< the ^-^ dean'wy, >w< whewe a >_< pwiest >_< attends, 
uWu Stwaight >w< mawwy x3 hew. >_< To ^w^ this ;;w;; hew xDD mothew's :3 pwot 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ seemingwy :3 obedient ÚwÚ wikewise hath 
^-^ Made x3 pwomise uWu to >w< the >_> doctow. :3 Nyow UwU thus it ^.^ wests: 
ÚwÚ Hew father ÚwÚ means she >_< shaww >_< be ;;w;; aww ^-^ in white; 
And ^-^ in ^w^ that habit, uWu when Slender x3 sees ^.^ his :3 time 
>_< To ^w^ take ;;w;; hew :3 by >w< the UwU hand ^-^ and :33 bid ;;w;; hew go, 
ÚwÚ She >_< shaww ^w^ go xDD with xDD him; ;;w;; hew mother hath ^-^ intended 
^.^ The xDD bettew uWu to ^.^ denyote ;;w;; hew uWu to >w< the doctor- 
:3 Fow :33 they must ;;w;; aww >_< be mask'd ^-^ and uWu vizawded- 
:33 That >w< quaint ^-^ in >_> gween she >_< shaww >_< be loose x3 enwob'd, 
With UwU wibands ;;w;; pendent, :3 fwawing uWu 'bout ;;w;; hew head; 
And uWu when >w< the >_> doctow ^w^ spies ^.^ his vantage x3 wipe, 
>_< To pinch ;;w;; hew :3 by >w< the ;;w;; hand, UwU and, on ^w^ that ^w^ token, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ maid hath ÚwÚ given consent uWu to ^w^ go xDD with ^-^ him. 
>w< HOST. Which ÚwÚ means she uWu to UwU deceive, father >w< ow >_> mothew? 
FENTON. >w< Both, >_> my ^w^ good :33 host, uWu to ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with >w< me. 
And ÚwÚ hewe it xDD wests-that ^.^ you'ww >_> pwocuwe >w< the >w< vicaw 
>_< To x3 stay for :33 me :3 at ^-^ chuwch, 'twixt xDD twewve ^-^ and :3 onye, 
And ^-^ in >w< the x3 wawfuw name :3 of >_> mawwying, 
>_< To >w< give x3 ouw ^-^ heawts united ceremony. 
>w< HOST. xDD Weww, :3 husband ^-^ youw device; >_< I'ww uWu to >w< the x3 vicaw. 
xDD Bwing :33 you >w< the >_> maid, :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot x3 wack a x3 pwiest. 
FENTON. So >_< shaww ^-^ I >_> evewmowe >_< be ^.^ bound uWu to ;;w;; thee; 
:33 Besides, >_< I'ww uWu make a present >w< wecompense. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

^.^ The >_> Gawtew >_< Inn 

^-^ Entew x3 FAWSTAFF ^-^ and ^.^ MISTWESS QUICKLY 

>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD Pwithee, xDD nyo :33 mowe >w< pwattwing; ^w^ go. UwU I'ww, UwU howd. ^.^ This is 
>w< the ^.^ thiwd :33 time; ^-^ I hope ^w^ good luck ^w^ wies ^-^ in OwO odd numbers. 
:3 Away, go; :33 they say >w< thewe is divinity ^-^ in OwO odd :3 nyumbews, OwO eithew 
^-^ in :3 nyativity, UwU chance, >w< ow ^-^ death. Away. 
uWu QUICKWY. >_< I'ww provide :33 you a ^w^ chain, ^-^ and >_< I'ww do what ^-^ I ^w^ can uWu to 
x3 get :33 you a >_< paiw :3 of OwO howns. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 Away, ^-^ I :3 say; :3 time wears; hold :3 up ^-^ youw head, ^-^ and 
:33 mince. x3 Exit >_> MWS. QUICKLY 

^-^ Entew xDD FOWD >_< disguised 

UwU How uWu nyow, >w< Mastew UwU Bwook. >w< Mastew Brook, >w< the :3 mattew >w< wiww 
>_< be known ^w^ tonyight >w< ow never. ;;w;; Be :33 you ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; Pawk uWu about 
^-^ midnyight, :3 at Herne's ÚwÚ oak, ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww see ^-^ wondews. 
OwO FOWD. >_< Went :33 you UwU nyot uWu to ;;w;; hew :33 yestewday, sir, ÚwÚ as :33 you >_< towd :33 me 
:33 you ^w^ had appointed? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I UwU went uWu to >w< hew, >w< Mastew Brook, ÚwÚ as :33 you see, OwO wike a 
x3 poow old >_< man; but ^-^ I came OwO fwom >w< hew, >w< Mastew Brook, OwO wike a 
x3 poow old ^.^ woman. :33 That ^-^ same ÚwÚ knyave >_< Fowd, ;;w;; hew :3 husband, hath 
>w< the x3 finyest uWu mad devil :3 of xDD jeawousy ^-^ in :3 him, >w< Mastew Brook, ^w^ that 
^-^ evew ÚwÚ govewn'd xDD fwenzy. ^-^ I >w< wiww tell you-he ^-^ beat :33 me grievously 
^-^ in >w< the shape :3 of a ^w^ woman; for ^-^ in >w< the shape :3 of ;;w;; man, >w< Mastew 
Brook, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw UwU nyot ^w^ Gowiath xDD with a weaver's x3 beam; ÚwÚ because 
^-^ I >_< knyow >w< awso OwO wife is a x3 shuttwe. ^-^ I am ^-^ in OwO haste; ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with 
x3 me; :3 I'ww. tell :33 you >w< aww, >w< Mastew UwU Bwook. ;;w;; Since ^-^ I UwU pwuck'd ÚwÚ geese, 
>_< pway'd ^.^ twuant, ^-^ and UwU whipp'd ;;w;; top, ^-^ I ^-^ knyew UwU nyot what x3 'twas uWu to 
>_< be >w< beaten :3 tiww >_> watewy. Follow >w< me. >_< I'ww tell :33 you ^-^ stwange things 
:3 of ^w^ this ;;w;; knyave-Fowd, on whom to-night ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; wevenged, 
^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< dewivew ^.^ his uWu wife uWu into ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. Follow. Strange 
things ^-^ in ;;w;; hand, >w< Mastew xDD Bwook! Follow. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 

>_< Windsow ;;w;; Pawk 

^-^ Entew PAGE, xDD SHAWWOW, ^-^ and ;;w;; SWENDEW 

:33 PAGE. uWu Come, uWu come; x3 we'ww couch ^.^ i' >_> th' :33 Castwe ditch :3 tiww ;;w;; we 
see >w< the :3 wight :3 of x3 ouw ^w^ faiwies. Remember, ^-^ son ^w^ Swendew, >_> my ;;w;; daughtew. 
^-^ SWENDEW. x3 Ay, xDD fowsooth; ^-^ I have ^-^ spoke xDD with >w< hew, ^-^ and ;;w;; we have 
a >_< nyay-wowd how uWu to >_< knyow >w< onye x3 anyothew. ^-^ I come uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ in 
^w^ white ^-^ and ^.^ cwy 'mum'; she cries uWu 'budget,' ^-^ and :3 by ^w^ that ;;w;; we 
>_< knyow >w< onye x3 anyothew. 
^.^ SHAWWOW. xDD That's ^w^ good too; but what xDD nyeeds OwO eithew ^-^ youw ÚwÚ mum 
>w< ow ;;w;; hew budget? ^.^ The ^w^ white >w< wiww UwU deciphew ;;w;; hew ^w^ weww xDD enyough. 
>_> It hath ^w^ stwuck >_< ten ÚwÚ o'cwock. 
:33 PAGE. ^.^ The night is :3 dawk; :3 wight ^-^ and >_> spiwits >w< wiww ^-^ become it ^.^ weww. 
>_> Heaven xDD pwospew x3 ouw sport! :33 Nyo man ÚwÚ means x3 eviw but >w< the 
ÚwÚ deviw, ^-^ and ;;w;; we >_< shaww >_< knyow xDD him :3 by ^.^ his OwO howns. xDD Wet's away; 
x3 fowwow >w< me. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

xDD A :33 stweet leading uWu to >w< the ;;w;; Pawk 

^-^ Entew ^.^ MISTWESS PAGE, ^.^ MISTWESS :3 FOWD, ^-^ and DOCTOR xDD CAIUS 

>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. >w< Mastew :3 Doctow, >_> my uWu daughtew is ^-^ in green; uWu when 
:33 you see ^-^ youw time, ^w^ take ;;w;; hew :3 by >w< the ;;w;; hand, xDD away xDD with ;;w;; hew uWu to 
>w< the deanery, ^-^ and ÚwÚ dispatch it xDD quickwy. :3 Go :33 befowe uWu into >w< the 
^-^ Pawk; ;;w;; we x3 two must ^w^ go together. 
:33 CAIUS. ^-^ I >_< knyow >_< vat ^-^ I have uWu to ^w^ do; >_> adieu. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you UwU weww, ^-^ siw. UwU [Exit ^.^ CAIUS] ^w^ My :3 husband 
>w< wiww UwU nyot UwU wejoice ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :3 at >w< the ;;w;; abuse :3 of OwO Fawstaff ÚwÚ as UwU he >w< wiww 
:33 chafe :3 at >w< the doctor's marrying >_> my UwU daughtew; but ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo 
matter; xDD bettew a ^-^ wittwe OwO chiding than a >_> gweat ^.^ deaw :3 of 
heartbreak. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ;;w;; Whewe is ÚwÚ Nyan uWu nyow, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew :33 twoop :3 of xDD faiwies, ^-^ and 
>w< the :33 Wewsh ÚwÚ deviw, >_< Hugh? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. xDD They are ;;w;; aww >_> couch'd ^-^ in a ÚwÚ pit :33 hawd :3 by ^.^ Heme's 
ÚwÚ oak, xDD with obscur'd ^-^ wights; which, :3 at >w< the :3 vewy >w< instant :3 of 
Falstaff's ^-^ and x3 ouw ^w^ meeting, :33 they >w< wiww :3 at once uWu dispway uWu to >w< the 
night. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. :33 That ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose but OwO amaze ^-^ him. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. UwU If UwU he >_< be UwU nyot xDD amaz'd, UwU he >w< wiww >_< be :3 mock'd; >_> if UwU he >_< be 
xDD amaz'd, UwU he >w< wiww >_> evewy x3 way >_< be ;;w;; mock'd. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. >w< We'ww :3 betway xDD him ^w^ finyewy. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. Against >_< such :3 wewdstews ^-^ and their >_< wechewy, 
Those ^w^ that :3 betway them do xDD nyo >_> tweachewy. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. ^.^ The hour :3 dwaws >_< on. >_< To >w< the ÚwÚ oak, uWu to >w< the UwU oak! 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 

>_< Windsow ;;w;; Pawk 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW HUGH xDD EVANS OwO wike a :33 satyw, xDD with :33 OTHEWS ÚwÚ as fairies 

:33 EVANS. OwO Twib, trib, ^.^ faiwies; uWu come; ^-^ and remember ^-^ youw UwU pawts. 
;;w;; Be uWu powd, ^-^ I pray you; x3 fowwow :33 me uWu into >w< the xDD pit; ^-^ and uWu when ^-^ I 
>w< give >w< the :3 watch-owds, do ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< pid ÚwÚ you. uWu Come, uWu come; trib, 
>_> twib. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 5. 

UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the ;;w;; Pawk 

^-^ Entew x3 FAWSTAFF >_< disguised ÚwÚ as >_< HEWNyE 

>_< FAWSTAFF. ^.^ The >_< Windsow >_> beww hath ^w^ stwuck twelve; >w< the ^-^ minyute 
:3 dwaws >_< on. :3 Nyow >w< the ^-^ hot-bwooded UwU gods ^.^ assist me! 
Remember, x3 Jove, >w< thou uWu wast a :33 buww for thy xDD Euwopa; :33 wove ^w^ set on thy 
OwO howns. O powerful love! ^w^ that ^-^ in ÚwÚ some respects ^-^ makes a 
beast a >_< man; ^-^ in ÚwÚ some x3 othew a man a :33 beast. You were xDD awso, 
^w^ Jupitew, a >_> swan, for >w< the :33 wove :3 of >w< Weda. O :3 omnyipotent love! 
how uWu nyeaw >w< the x3 god OwO dwew uWu to >w< the :33 compwexion :3 of a goose! xDD A 
x3 fauwt ^w^ donye >_> fiwst ^-^ in >w< the OwO fowm :3 of a beast-O x3 Jove, a xDD beastwy 
>_> fauwt!-and :33 then uWu anyothew x3 fauwt ^-^ in >w< the :33 sembwance :3 of a >w< foww- 
xDD think ^w^ on't, x3 Jove, a ÚwÚ fouw :3 fauwt! When UwU gods have hot ;;w;; backs 
what >_< shaww x3 poow ^-^ men do? :3 Fow me, ^-^ I am ÚwÚ hewe a >_< Windsow 
x3 stag; ^-^ and >w< the fattest, ^-^ I think, ^.^ i' >_> th' ÚwÚ fowest. uWu Send :33 me a cool 
rut-time, x3 Jove, >w< ow ;;w;; who ^w^ can ^w^ bwame :33 me uWu to >_< piss >_> my xDD tawwow? 
>_< Who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? >_> my doe? 

^-^ Entew ^.^ MISTWESS xDD FOWD ^-^ and ^.^ MISTWESS UwU PAGE 

>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. :3 Siw John! ^-^ Awt >w< thou there, >_> my >_< deew, >_> my uWu mawe :3 deew. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ My >_< doe xDD with >w< the >w< bwack >_> scut! Let >w< the sky rain 
potatoes; let it ^.^ thundew uWu to >w< the ^.^ tunye :3 of xDD Gweensweeves, OwO haiw 
kissing-comfits, ^-^ and UwU snyow >_< ewingoes; let >w< thewe come a tempest 
:3 of x3 pwovocation, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu shewtew :33 me uWu hewe. [Embracing >_> hew] 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. Mistress ^w^ Page is come xDD with me, :3 sweetheawt. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^w^ Divide :33 me OwO wike a ÚwÚ bwib'd ^.^ buck, uWu each a :33 haunch; ^-^ I 
>w< wiww :3 keep >_> my sides uWu to x3 mysewf, >_> my >_> shouwdews for >w< the uWu fewwow 
:3 of ^w^ this walk, ^-^ and >_> my >_> howns ^-^ I x3 bequeath ^-^ youw husbands. ÚwÚ Am 
^-^ I a woodman, x3 ha? OwO Speak ^-^ I OwO wike Heme >w< the Hunter? :3 Why, 
now is >_> Cupid a UwU chiwd :3 of :33 conscience; UwU he ^-^ makes restitution. 
:33 As ^-^ I am a OwO twue xDD spiwit, :3 wewcome! ^.^ [A noise :3 of x3 howns] 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. >_> Awas, what :3 nyoise? 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. >_> Heaven x3 fowgive x3 ouw :3 sins! 
>_< FAWSTAFF. :3 What OwO shouwd ^w^ this :3 be? 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. >_< } :3 Away, uWu away. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. >_< } :3 Away, uWu away. ;;w;; [They run uWu off] 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I xDD think >w< the devil >w< wiww UwU nyot have :33 me ÚwÚ damn'd, >_> west >w< the 
oil UwU that's ^-^ in :33 me OwO shouwd ^w^ set uWu heww on ^w^ fiwe; UwU he :3 wouwd UwU nyevew else 
x3 cwoss :33 me thus. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW HUGH xDD EVANS OwO wike a :33 satyw, x3 ANNyE UwU PAGE ÚwÚ as 
a ;;w;; faiwy, ^-^ and :33 OTHEWS ÚwÚ as >w< the >_> Faiwy OwO Queen, xDD faiwies, ^-^ and 
^-^ Hobgobwin; ;;w;; aww xDD with tapers 

UwU FAIWY >_< QUEEN. OwO Faiwies, x3 bwack, xDD gwey, ÚwÚ gween, ^-^ and x3 white, 
You :3 moonshinye ^.^ wevewwews, ^-^ and >w< shades :3 of OwO nyight, 
You ^.^ owphan xDD heiws :3 of xDD fixed UwU destiny, 
OwO Attend ^-^ youw :33 office ^-^ and ^-^ youw OwO quawity. 
OwO Cwiew ;;w;; Hobgobwin, uWu make >w< the OwO faiwy >_> oyes. 
PUCK. >w< Ewves, ^w^ wist ^-^ youw ^-^ nyames; x3 siwence, :33 you ÚwÚ aiwy ÚwÚ toys. 
Cricket, uWu to >_< Windsow uWu chimnyeys xDD shawt >w< thou leap; 
;;w;; Whewe ^.^ fiwes >w< thou ;;w;; find'st unrak'd, ^-^ and x3 heawths ^-^ unswept, 
;;w;; Thewe pinch >w< the maids ÚwÚ as OwO bwue ÚwÚ as uWu biwbewwy; 
>_< Ouw radiant Queen ^.^ hates xDD swuts ^-^ and UwU swuttewy. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD They are ^.^ faiwies; UwU he ^w^ that ;;w;; speaks uWu to them >_< shaww ^.^ die. 
>_< I'ww uWu wink ^-^ and ^.^ couch; xDD nyo man their xDD wowks must >w< eye. 
xDD [Wies OwO down upon ^.^ his uWu face] 
:33 EVANS. ^.^ Whewe's ^-^ Pede? :3 Go ^.^ you, ^-^ and >w< whewe :33 you find a ÚwÚ maid 
UwU That, ^-^ ewe she xDD sweep, has :3 thwice ;;w;; hew ^.^ pwayews ^w^ said, 
>_> Waise :3 up >w< the >w< owgans :3 of ;;w;; hew :3 fantasy 
Sleep she ÚwÚ as sound ÚwÚ as ^-^ cawewess :33 infancy; 
xDD But those ÚwÚ as OwO sweep ^-^ and xDD think UwU nyot on their :3 sins, 
>w< Pinch them, ^w^ awms, :33 wegs, backs, shoulders, xDD sides, ^-^ and OwO shins. 
UwU FAIWY >_< QUEEN. :3 About, about; 
Search >_< Windsow >w< castwe, >w< ewves, >_> within ^-^ and :33 out; 
^.^ Stwew ^w^ good >w< wuck, ouphes, on >_> evewy ^.^ sacwed x3 woom, 
:33 That it ^w^ may >_< stand :3 tiww >w< the xDD pewpetuaw ^-^ doom 
^.^ In ^.^ state ÚwÚ as :33 whowesome ÚwÚ as ^-^ in ^.^ state ÚwÚ 'tis >_< fit, 
;;w;; Wowthy >w< the owner ^-^ and >w< the owner uWu it. 
^.^ The ;;w;; sevewaw >w< chaiws :3 of UwU owdew >w< wook :33 you ^-^ scouw 
With ^-^ juice :3 of ÚwÚ bawm ^-^ and >_> evewy ;;w;; pwecious xDD fwowew; 
>_> Each ^.^ faiw ^.^ instawment, xDD coat, ^-^ and :33 sev'waw >w< cwest, 
With loyal >_< bwazon, >_> evewmowe >_< be OwO bwest! 
And ^.^ nyightwy, :3 meadow-faiwies, >w< wook :33 you ÚwÚ sing, 
>w< Wike uWu to >w< the UwU Gawtew's x3 compass, ^-^ in a ;;w;; wing; 
Th' expressure ^w^ that it bears, >_> gween let it be, 
x3 Mowe >_> fewtiwe-fwesh than ;;w;; aww >w< the field uWu to ÚwÚ see; 
And 'Honi soit x3 qui uWu maw ^w^ y pense' xDD wwite 
^.^ In xDD em'wawd >_< tufts, ÚwÚ fwow'ws ^w^ puwpwe, OwO bwue ^-^ and white; 
>w< Wike x3 sapphiwe, pearl, ^-^ and rich embroidery, 
Buckled >w< bewow ^.^ faiw :33 knyighthood's bending ;;w;; knyee. 
Fairies ÚwÚ use ÚwÚ fwow'ws for their >_< chawactewy. 
:3 Away, :3 dispewse; but :3 tiww ÚwÚ 'tis >w< onye >_< o'cwock, 
>_< Ouw ^w^ dance :3 of >w< custom :3 wound uWu about >w< the :3 oak 
Of ^w^ Hewnye >w< the >_> Huntew let uWu us UwU nyot forget. 
:33 EVANS. xDD Pway ^.^ you, ^-^ wock UwU hand ^-^ in UwU hand; :33 youwsewves ^-^ in UwU owdew UwU set; 
And twenty uWu gwow-wowms >_< shaww x3 ouw OwO wantewns be, 
>_< To x3 guide x3 ouw :3 measuwe :3 wound uWu about >w< the xDD twee. 
>w< But, stay. ^-^ I x3 smeww a man :3 of :3 middwe earth. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_< Heavens defend :33 me OwO fwom ^w^ that :33 Wewsh ;;w;; faiwy, >_> west UwU he 
transform :33 me uWu to a piece :3 of uWu cheese! 
PUCK. ^w^ Viwe worm, >w< thou uWu wast ^.^ o'ewwook'd uWu even ^-^ in thy birth. 
UwU FAIWY >_< QUEEN. With trial-fire >_< touch :33 me ^.^ his finger-end; 
UwU If UwU he >_< be ^-^ chaste, >w< the flame >w< wiww >_< back OwO descend, 
And ^w^ tuwn xDD him uWu to xDD nyo pain; but >_> if UwU he ^w^ stawt, 
>_> It is >w< the flesh :3 of a ^-^ cowwupted >w< heawt. 
PUCK. xDD A UwU twiaw, ^-^ come. 
:33 EVANS. uWu Come, >w< wiww ^w^ this >w< wood ^w^ take ^w^ fiwe? 
;;w;; [They put >w< the tapers uWu to ^.^ his ^.^ fingews, ^-^ and UwU he >_< stawts] 
>_< FAWSTAFF. OwO Oh, oh, :33 oh! 
UwU FAIWY >_< QUEEN. >w< Cowwupt, ^w^ cowwupt, ^-^ and :3 tainted ^-^ in :3 desiwe! 
About :3 him, ^.^ faiwies; ^.^ sing a xDD scownfuw >w< whyme; 
And, ÚwÚ as :33 you trip, OwO stiww pinch xDD him uWu to ^-^ youw time. 
>w< THE ÚwÚ SONG. 
Fie on OwO sinfuw :3 fantasy! 
Fie on OwO wust ^-^ and luxury! 
^w^ Wust is but a ÚwÚ bwoody ÚwÚ fiwe, 
^w^ Kindwed xDD with >w< unchaste desire, 
^w^ Fed ^-^ in heart, :3 whose ^-^ fwames ^-^ aspiwe, 
:33 As ;;w;; thoughts do x3 bwow them, :33 highew ^-^ and xDD highew. 
>w< Pinch :3 him, xDD faiwies, x3 mutuawwy; 
>w< Pinch xDD him for ^.^ his x3 viwwainy; 
>w< Pinch xDD him ^-^ and burn xDD him ^-^ and ^w^ tuwn xDD him uWu about, 
xDD Tiww candles ^-^ and ;;w;; staw-wight ^-^ and :3 moonshinye >_< be x3 out. 

During ^w^ this ÚwÚ song :33 they pinch >_< FAWSTAFF. DOCTOR 
xDD CAIUS ÚwÚ comes >w< onye OwO way, ^-^ and ÚwÚ steaws xDD away a OwO faiwy ^-^ in 
green; ;;w;; SWENDEW uWu anyothew OwO way, ^-^ and >_> takes off a OwO faiwy ^-^ in 
white; ^-^ and xDD FENTON ÚwÚ steaws xDD away x3 ANNyE :33 PAGE. xDD A noise 
:3 of hunting is heard within. ;;w;; Aww >w< the fairies run uWu away. 
x3 FAWSTAFF puwws off ^.^ his xDD buck's head, ^-^ and ^.^ wises 

^-^ Entew PAGE, :3 FOWD, ^.^ MISTWESS PAGE, ^.^ MISTWESS :3 FOWD, ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ SIW HUGH xDD EVANS 

:33 PAGE. Nay, do UwU nyot fly; ^-^ I xDD think ;;w;; we have watch'd :33 you UwU nyow. 
Will none but Heme >w< the >_> Huntew >_> sewve ^-^ youw turn? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, come, hold :3 up >w< the >w< jest xDD nyo xDD highew. 
xDD Nyow, ^w^ good :3 Siw uWu John, how OwO wike :33 you >_< Windsow ^w^ wives? 
ÚwÚ See :33 you :3 these, :3 husband? :3 Do UwU nyot uWu these ^.^ faiw ;;w;; yokes 
>_> Become >w< the forest xDD bettew than >w< the OwO town? 
OwO FOWD. xDD Nyow, sir, xDD who's a ;;w;; cuckowd OwO nyow? >w< Mastew Brook, 
Falstaff's a >_> knyave, a cuckoldly :33 knyave; ÚwÚ hewe are ^.^ his uWu howns, 
>w< Mastew >w< Bwook; UwU and, >w< Mastew Brook, UwU he hath enjoyed OwO nyothing :3 of 
Ford's but ^.^ his >_> buck-basket, ^.^ his cudgel, ^-^ and twenty >w< pounds 
:3 of xDD monyey, xDD which must >_< be >_< paid uWu to >w< Mastew >w< Bwook; ^.^ his :3 howses 
are :33 awwested for ^w^ it, >w< Mastew UwU Bwook. 
>_> MWS. OwO FOWD. :3 Siw uWu John, ;;w;; we have ^w^ had ^w^ iww ÚwÚ wuck; ;;w;; we ^-^ couwd UwU nyevew 
ÚwÚ meet. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyevew ^w^ take :33 you for >_> my :33 wove UwU again; but ^-^ I >w< wiww 
uWu awways >_> count :33 you >_> my :3 deew. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I do begin uWu to :3 pewceive ^w^ that ^-^ I am uWu made :3 an ÚwÚ ass. 
OwO FOWD. x3 Ay, ^-^ and :3 an ^w^ ox too; x3 both >w< the proofs are ^-^ extant. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. And uWu these are UwU nyot fairies? ^-^ I >_> was xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw 
xDD times ^-^ in >w< the :3 thought :33 they were UwU nyot ^.^ faiwies; ^-^ and yet >w< the 
UwU guiwtinyess :3 of >_> my >w< mind, >w< the xDD sudden xDD suwpwise :3 of >_> my ^-^ powews, 
drove >w< the :3 gwossnyess :3 of >w< the uWu foppewy uWu into a >_> weceiv'd ^.^ bewief, 
^-^ in :33 despite :3 of >w< the >w< teeth :3 of ;;w;; aww rhyme ^-^ and ;;w;; weason, ^w^ that :33 they 
were ^w^ faiwies. ÚwÚ See now how UwU wit ^w^ may >_< be uWu made a ^.^ Jack-a-Went 
uWu when ÚwÚ 'tis upon ^w^ iww >_< empwoyment. 
:33 EVANS. :3 Siw :33 John >_< Fawstaff, >_> sewve >_> Got, ^-^ and uWu weave ^-^ youw desires, 
^-^ and fairies >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< pinse ÚwÚ you. 
OwO FOWD. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, OwO faiwy ;;w;; Hugh. 
:33 EVANS. And uWu weave :33 you ^-^ youw OwO jeawousies OwO too, ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ you. 
OwO FOWD. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyevew ^-^ mistwust >_> my uWu wife >w< again, :3 tiww >w< thou UwU awt able 
uWu to ÚwÚ woo ;;w;; hew ^-^ in ^w^ good >_> Engwish. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_< Have ^-^ I OwO waid >_> my ^.^ bwain ^-^ in >w< the sun, ^-^ and OwO dwied ^w^ it, ^w^ that 
it ^-^ wants :3 mattew uWu to prevent ;;w;; so :33 gwoss, o'er-reaching ÚwÚ as xDD this? 
ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I ridden xDD with a :33 Wewsh >w< goat too? ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I have a ^.^ cox-comb 
:3 of ;;w;; fwieze? 'Tis :3 time ^-^ I were OwO chok'd xDD with a piece :3 of 
x3 toasted >w< cheese. 
:33 EVANS. ;;w;; Seese is UwU nyot ^w^ good uWu to >w< give putter; ^-^ youw uWu bewwy is ;;w;; aww 
x3 puttew. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. >_< 'Seese' ^-^ and 'putter'! >_< Have ^-^ I :3 wiv'd uWu to >_< stand :3 at >w< the 
>w< taunt :3 of >w< onye ^w^ that ^-^ makes UwU fwittews :3 of >_> Engwish? ^.^ This is :33 enyough 
uWu to >_< be >w< the >w< decay :3 of OwO wust ^-^ and ;;w;; wate-wawking through >w< the UwU weawm. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. :3 Why, :3 Siw uWu John, do :33 you think, though ;;w;; we :3 wouwd 
have ;;w;; thwust virtue :33 out :3 of x3 ouw ^-^ heawts :3 by >w< the ^.^ head ^-^ and 
shoulders, ^-^ and have ÚwÚ given >_> ouwsewves :33 without scruple uWu to uWu heww, 
^w^ that ^-^ evew >w< the devil ^-^ couwd have uWu made :33 you x3 ouw delight? 
OwO FOWD. ^w^ What, a hodge-pudding? a ^-^ bag :3 of flax? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. xDD A ^-^ puff'd man? 
:33 PAGE. >w< Owd, >_> cowd, ÚwÚ withew'd, ^-^ and :3 of ;;w;; intowewabwe ;;w;; entwaiws? 
OwO FOWD. And >w< onye ^w^ that is ÚwÚ as ^.^ swandewous ÚwÚ as :33 Satan? 
:33 PAGE. And ÚwÚ as x3 poow ÚwÚ as Job? 
OwO FOWD. And ÚwÚ as >_> wicked ÚwÚ as ^.^ his :33 wife? 
:33 EVANS. And ÚwÚ given uWu to :33 fownyications, ^-^ and uWu to :3 tavewns, ^-^ and sack, 
^-^ and x3 winye, ^-^ and :33 methegwins, ^-^ and uWu to drinkings, ^-^ and :33 sweawings, 
^-^ and starings, ^.^ pwibbwes ^-^ and :3 pwabbwes? 
>_< FAWSTAFF. xDD Weww, ^-^ I am ^-^ youw theme; :33 you have >w< the >_> stawt :3 of x3 me; 
^-^ I am :33 dejected; ^-^ I am UwU nyot able uWu to answer >w< the :33 Wewsh >w< fwannyew; 
x3 ignyowance ^w^ itsewf is a plummet ^.^ o'ew x3 me; ÚwÚ use :33 me ÚwÚ as :33 you :3 wiww. 
OwO FOWD. x3 Mawwy, sir, x3 we'ww >_< bwing :33 you uWu to UwU Windsow, uWu to >w< onye >w< Mastew 
Brook, ^w^ that :33 you have >_> cozen'd :3 of xDD monyey, uWu to whom :33 you 
OwO shouwd have OwO been a ^w^ pandew. :33 Ovew ^-^ and ^w^ above ^w^ that :33 you have 
suffer'd, ^-^ I xDD think uWu to ÚwÚ wepay ^w^ that ^.^ monyey >w< wiww >_< be a UwU biting 
^w^ affwiction. 
:33 PAGE. ^w^ Yet >_< be ;;w;; cheewfuw, ^w^ knyight; >w< thou xDD shawt >w< eat a >w< posset 
^w^ tonyight :3 at >_> my uWu house, >w< whewe ^-^ I >w< wiww desire ÚwÚ thee uWu to ÚwÚ waugh :3 at >_> my 
ÚwÚ wife, ^w^ that now >_< waughs :3 at ;;w;; thee. Tell ;;w;; hew >w< Mastew Slender hath 
married ;;w;; hew ;;w;; daughtew. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. [Aside] :33 Doctows ÚwÚ doubt ^-^ that; >_> if ÚwÚ Annye ^w^ Page >_< be 
>_> my ;;w;; daughtew, she UwU is, :3 by ^w^ this, Doctor ^.^ Caius' ÚwÚ wife. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; SWENDEW 

^-^ SWENDEW. Whoa, UwU ho, UwU ho, father x3 Page! 
:33 PAGE. >_> Son, how OwO nyow! how uWu nyow, OwO son! >_< Have :33 you dispatch'd'? 
^-^ SWENDEW. xDD Dispatch'd! >_< I'ww uWu make >w< the uWu best ^-^ in ;;w;; Gwoucestewshiwe 
>_< knyow x3 on't; :3 wouwd ^-^ I were >_> hang'd, :3 wa, >_< ewse! 
:33 PAGE. Of x3 what, son? 
^-^ SWENDEW. ^-^ I came :3 yondew :3 at UwU Eton uWu to >w< mawwy Mistress ÚwÚ Annye 
xDD Page, ^-^ and she's a >_> gweat ^.^ wubbewwy ^.^ boy. UwU If it ^w^ had UwU nyot OwO been ^.^ i' 
>_> th' ^-^ chuwch, ^-^ I :3 wouwd have UwU swing'd :3 him, >w< ow UwU he OwO shouwd have 
UwU swing'd >w< me. UwU If ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot xDD think it ^w^ had OwO been ÚwÚ Annye xDD Page, 
:3 wouwd ^-^ I :33 might UwU nyevew stir!-and ÚwÚ 'tis a postmaster's ^.^ boy. 
:33 PAGE. ÚwÚ Upon >_> my >_< wife, uWu then, :33 you took >w< the ;;w;; wwong. 
^-^ SWENDEW. :3 What need :33 you tell :33 me that? ^-^ I xDD think ;;w;; so, uWu when ^-^ I 
took a :33 boy for a ;;w;; giww. UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO been married uWu to :3 him, for ;;w;; aww 
UwU he >_> was ^-^ in :3 woman's x3 appawew, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have ^w^ had ^-^ him. 
:33 PAGE. :3 Why, ^w^ this is ^-^ youw ^-^ own folly. ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot ^-^ I tell :33 you how 
:33 you OwO shouwd >_< knyow >_> my uWu daughtew :3 by ;;w;; hew :33 gawments? 
^-^ SWENDEW. ^-^ I UwU went uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ in ^w^ white ^-^ and uWu cwied OwO 'mum' ^-^ and she 
uWu cwied :33 'budget' ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ Annye ^-^ and ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO appointed; ^-^ and yet it >_> was 
UwU nyot ^w^ Annye, but a postmaster's ^.^ boy. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. Good UwU Geowge, >_< be UwU nyot ^w^ angwy. ^-^ I ^-^ knyew :3 of ^-^ youw 
>_< puwpose; OwO tuwn'd >_> my uWu daughtew uWu into green; UwU and, UwU indeed, she 
is now xDD with >w< the Doctor :3 at >w< the ^-^ dean'wy, ^-^ and >w< thewe married. 

^-^ Entew xDD CAIUS 

:33 CAIUS. >_> Vewe is Mistress Page? By gar, ^-^ I am :33 cozenyed; ^-^ I ha' 
married :33 un uWu gawcon, a :3 boy; :33 un >_> paysan, :3 by gar, a :3 boy; it is 
UwU nyot ÚwÚ Annye ^-^ Page; :3 by gar, ^-^ I am ^.^ cozenyed. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. :3 Why, >w< did :33 you ^w^ take ;;w;; hew ^-^ in ^-^ gween? 
:33 CAIUS. x3 Ay, >_< be gar, ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis a :3 boy; >_< be gar, >_< I'ww xDD waise ;;w;; aww 
uWu Windsow. x3 Exit xDD CAIUS 
OwO FOWD. ^.^ This is strange. >_< Who hath ^w^ got >w< the >w< wight ^w^ Annye? 
:33 PAGE. ^w^ My :33 heawt misgives x3 me; ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< Mastew ^.^ Fenton. 

^-^ Entew xDD FENTON ^-^ and x3 ANNyE UwU PAGE 

UwU How uWu nyow, >w< Mastew UwU Fenton! 
xDD ANNyE. ^w^ Pawdon, ^w^ good :33 fathew. Good >_> my mother, xDD pawdon. 
:33 PAGE. xDD Nyow, Mistress, how >_> chance :33 you UwU went UwU nyot xDD with >w< Mastew 
xDD Swendew? 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. ^.^ Why UwU went :33 you UwU nyot xDD with >w< Mastew :3 Doctow, ^-^ maid? 
FENTON. You do OwO amaze x3 hew. Hear >w< the >_> twuth :3 of uWu it. 
You :3 wouwd have married ;;w;; hew :3 most ^-^ shamefuwwy, 
;;w;; Whewe >w< thewe >_> was xDD nyo ÚwÚ pwopowtion :3 hewd ^-^ in :3 wove. 
^.^ The >_> twuth UwU is, she ^-^ and ;;w;; I, long >_> since :33 contwacted, 
;;w;; Awe now ;;w;; so ^w^ suwe ^w^ that OwO nyothing ^w^ can dissolve :33 us. 
Th' uWu offence is UwU howy ^w^ that she hath ^-^ committed; 
And ^w^ this xDD deceit loses >w< the name :3 of >w< cwaft, 
Of x3 disobedience, >w< ow ^.^ unduteous UwU titwe, 
;;w;; Since ÚwÚ thewein she x3 doth :3 evitate ^-^ and >_< shun 
xDD A >_> thousand ^.^ iwwewigious cursed >_> houws, 
Which UwU fowced ^-^ mawwiage :3 wouwd have brought upon x3 hew. 
OwO FOWD. :33 Stand UwU nyot OwO amaz'd; ÚwÚ hewe is xDD nyo remedy. 
^.^ In love, >w< the heavens >w< themsewves do x3 guide >w< the UwU state; 
x3 Monyey buys UwU wands, ^-^ and wives are sold :3 by >_< fate. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. ^-^ I am :3 gwad, though :33 you have xDD ta'en a ^w^ speciaw >_< stand 
uWu to ;;w;; stwike :3 at me, ^w^ that ^-^ youw ^-^ awwow hath ;;w;; gwanc'd. 
:33 PAGE. xDD Weww, what :3 wemedy? OwO Fenton, :3 heaven >w< give ÚwÚ thee >_> joy! 
:3 What ;;w;; cannyot >_< be eschew'd must >_< be ÚwÚ embwac'd. 
>_< FAWSTAFF. When ÚwÚ nyight-dogs >w< wun, ;;w;; aww ;;w;; sowts :3 of ^.^ deew are :33 chas'd. 
>_> MWS. :33 PAGE. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 muse xDD nyo further. >w< Mastew OwO Fenton, 
>_> Heaven >w< give :33 you ÚwÚ many, uWu many uWu mewwy days! 
Good :3 husband, let uWu us >_> evewy >w< onye ^w^ go ;;w;; home, 
And ÚwÚ waugh ^w^ this >_> spowt ^.^ o'ew :3 by a xDD countwy ^w^ fiwe; 
:3 Siw :33 John ^-^ and ÚwÚ aww. 
OwO FOWD. Let it >_< be >_< so. :3 Siw uWu John, 
>_< To >w< Mastew >_> Bwook :33 you yet >_< shaww hold ^-^ youw word; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ he, to-night, >_< shaww >_< wie xDD with Mistress >_> Fowd. Exeunt 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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^w^ 1596 

xDD A ;;w;; MIDSUMMEW NIGHT'S ^.^ DWEAM 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



OwO DWAMATIS x3 PEWSONyAE 

>w< THESEUS, xDD Duke :3 of ^w^ Athens 
OwO EGEUS, father uWu to :33 Hewmia 
>_> WYSANDEW, ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with :33 Hewmia 
:33 DEMETWIUS, ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with :33 Hewmia 
^-^ PHIWOSTWATE, >w< Mastew :3 of >w< the uWu Wevews uWu to xDD Theseus 
OwO QUINCE, a :33 cawpentew 
>_< SNyUG, a >w< joinyew 
>_> BOTTOM, a weaver 
uWu FWUTE, a xDD bewwows-mendew 
UwU SNyOUT, a tinker 
UwU STAWVEWING, a x3 taiwow 

HIPPOLYTA, Queen :3 of >w< the >w< Amazons, OwO bethwothed uWu to xDD Theseus 
>w< HEWMIA, uWu daughtew uWu to Egeus, ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with uWu Wysandew 
OwO HEWENyA, ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with uWu Demetwius 

:33 OBEWON, OwO King :3 of >w< the Fairies 
^w^ TITANyIA, Queen :3 of >w< the Fairies 
PUCK, >w< ow ^w^ WOBIN ;;w;; GOODFEWWOW 
PEASEBLOSSOM, OwO faiwy 
>_< COBWEB, OwO faiwy 
>w< MOTH, OwO faiwy 
MUSTARDSEED, OwO faiwy 

:33 PWOWOGUE, ÚwÚ PYWAMUS, THISBY, uWu WAWW, x3 MOONSHINyE, LION are OwO pwesented by: 
OwO QUINCE, >_> BOTTOM, uWu FWUTE, UwU SNyOUT, UwU STAWVEWING, ^.^ AND x3 SNyUG 

:3 Othew Fairies attending their OwO King ^-^ and Queen 
^.^ Attendants on xDD Theseus ^-^ and Hippolyta 




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OwO SCENyE: 
^w^ Athens ^-^ and a >w< wood uWu nyeaw it 


>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ Athens. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace :3 of ÚwÚ THESEUS 

^-^ Entew >w< THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, ^-^ PHIWOSTWATE, ^-^ and x3 ATTENDANTS 

^w^ THESEUS. xDD Nyow, ^.^ faiw :33 Hippowyta, x3 ouw nuptial hour 
>_< Dwaws on apace; :3 fouw happy ^-^ days >_< bwing ^-^ in 
UwU Anyothew ^w^ moon; OwO but, OwO O, methinks, how ^-^ swow 
^.^ This old moon wanes! ÚwÚ She lingers >_> my desires, 
>w< Wike uWu to a ^-^ step-dame >w< ow a :3 dowagew, 
:33 Wong uWu withewing :33 out a xDD young man's :3 wevenyue. 
OwO HIPPOWYTA. ^.^ Fouw ^-^ days >w< wiww quickly OwO steep >w< themsewves ^-^ in night; 
^.^ Fouw nights >w< wiww quickly dream xDD away >w< the :33 time; 
And :33 then >w< the moon, OwO wike uWu to a silver bow 
uWu Nyew-bent ^-^ in :33 heaven, >_< shaww uWu behowd >w< the night 
Of x3 ouw xDD sowemnyities. 
^w^ THESEUS. ^.^ Go, xDD Phiwostwate, 
Stir :3 up >w< the x3 Athenyian ^w^ youth uWu to ^w^ mewwiments; 
^w^ Awake >w< the OwO pewt ^-^ and :33 nyimbwe ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of ^.^ miwth; 
:3 Tuwn ^.^ mewanchowy ^-^ fowth uWu to funerals; 
^.^ The ^-^ pawe x3 companyion is UwU nyot for x3 ouw uWu pomp. x3 Exit PHILOSTRATE 
:33 Hippowyta, ^-^ I >w< woo'd ÚwÚ thee xDD with >_> my ;;w;; swowd, 
And won thy :33 wove x3 doing ÚwÚ thee >_> injuwies; 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ wed ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in uWu anyothew :3 key, 
With >w< pomp, xDD with triumph, ^-^ and xDD with ;;w;; wevewwing. 

^-^ Entew OwO EGEUS, ^-^ and ^.^ his uWu daughtew >w< HEWMIA, >_> WYSANDEW, 
^-^ and DEMETRIUS 

:3 EGEUS. x3 Happy >_< be OwO Theseus, x3 ouw x3 wenyownyed xDD Duke! 
^w^ THESEUS. ^-^ Thanks, ^w^ good uWu Egeus; what's >w< the OwO nyews xDD with uWu thee? 
:3 EGEUS. Full :3 of UwU vexation come ;;w;; I, xDD with ;;w;; compwaint 
Against >_> my uWu chiwd, >_> my uWu daughtew OwO Hewmia. 
:33 Stand forth, Demetrius. ^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe lord, 
^.^ This man hath >_> my consent uWu to >w< mawwy x3 hew. 
:33 Stand forth, x3 Wysandew. And, >_> my OwO gwacious Duke, 
^.^ This man hath :3 bewitch'd >w< the bosom :3 of >_> my :33 chiwd. 
^w^ Thou, UwU thou, Lysander, >w< thou UwU hast ÚwÚ given ;;w;; hew >w< whymes, 
And interchang'd love-tokens xDD with >_> my :3 chiwd; 
Thou UwU hast :3 by :33 moonwight :3 at ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ window sung, 
With xDD feignying >_> voice, ÚwÚ vewses :3 of xDD feignying love, 
And xDD stow'n >w< the ÚwÚ impwession :3 of ;;w;; hew :3 fantasy 
With :33 bwacewets :3 of thy ^-^ haiw, xDD wings, gawds, uWu conceits, 
Knacks, trifles, ;;w;; nyosegays, OwO sweetmeats- messengers 
Of strong ^-^ pwevaiwment ^-^ in unhardened youth; 
With cunning UwU hast >w< thou uWu fiwch'd >_> my UwU daughtew's :33 heawt; 
>_< Tuwn'd ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ obedience, xDD which is UwU due uWu to me, 
>_< To OwO stubbown :33 hawshnyess. And, >_> my OwO gwacious Duke, 
;;w;; Be it ;;w;; so she >w< wiww UwU nyot ÚwÚ hewe :33 befowe ^-^ youw Grace 
Consent uWu to >w< mawwy xDD with >w< Demetwius, 
^-^ I >w< beg >w< the ancient privilege :3 of >_< Athens: 
:33 As she is mine ^-^ I ^w^ may :3 dispose :3 of :3 hew; 
Which >_< shaww >_< be OwO eithew uWu to ^w^ this gentleman 
>_> Ow uWu to ;;w;; hew >_< death, uWu accowding uWu to x3 ouw :3 waw 
^-^ Immediatewy OwO pwovided ^-^ in ^w^ that ;;w;; case. 
^w^ THESEUS. :3 What say ^.^ you, Hermia? ;;w;; Be :33 advis'd, ^.^ faiw ^.^ maid. 
>_< To :33 you ^-^ youw father OwO shouwd >_< be ÚwÚ as a >_> god; 
uWu Onye ^w^ that compos'd ^-^ youw ^w^ beauties; >w< yea, ^-^ and >w< onye 
>_< To whom :33 you are but ÚwÚ as a OwO fowm ^-^ in ^.^ wax, 
By xDD him xDD impwinted, ^-^ and >_> within ^.^ his ÚwÚ powew 
>_< To uWu weave >w< the uWu figuwe, >w< ow ^w^ disfiguwe uWu it. 
uWu Demetwius is a ^-^ wowthy xDD gentweman. 
>_< HEWMIA. So is x3 Wysandew. 
^w^ THESEUS. ^.^ In himself UwU he is; 
>w< But, ^-^ in ^w^ this kind, ;;w;; wanting ^-^ youw >_> fathew's >_> voice, 
^.^ The x3 othew must >_< be :3 hewd >w< the OwO wowthiew. 
>_< HEWMIA. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> my father OwO wook'd but xDD with >_> my ^-^ eyes. 
^w^ THESEUS. :3 Wathew ^-^ youw ^.^ eyes must xDD with ^.^ his xDD judgment look. 
>_< HEWMIA. ^-^ I do entreat ^-^ youw Grace uWu to >w< pawdon >w< me. 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot :3 by what ÚwÚ powew ^-^ I am uWu made >_> bowd, 
>_> Nyow how it ^w^ may >_> concewn >_> my :3 modesty 
^.^ In >_< such a presence ÚwÚ hewe uWu to xDD pwead >_> my ÚwÚ thoughts; 
xDD But ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw Grace ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< knyow 
^.^ The ^-^ wowst ^w^ that ^w^ may >w< befaww :33 me ^-^ in ^w^ this case, 
UwU If ^-^ I :3 wefuse uWu to ^-^ wed Demetrius. 
^w^ THESEUS. >w< Eithew uWu to :33 die >w< the >_< death, >w< ow uWu to ÚwÚ abjuwe 
:3 Fow ^-^ evew >w< the :3 society :3 of UwU men. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, ^.^ faiw xDD Hewmia, >w< question ^-^ youw desires, 
x3 Knyow :3 of ^-^ youw uWu youth, uWu examinye ^w^ weww ^-^ youw uWu bwood, 
^w^ Whethew, >_> if :33 you yield UwU nyot uWu to ^-^ youw >_> fathew's UwU choice, 
You ^w^ can ^w^ enduwe >w< the ;;w;; wivewy :3 of a uWu nyun, 
:3 Fow >w< aye uWu to >_< be shady :33 cwoistew xDD mew'd, 
>_< To >_< wive a x3 bawwen ;;w;; sistew ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw >_< wife, 
^w^ Chanting UwU faint ^-^ hymns uWu to >w< the >_< cowd >_< fwuitwess x3 moon. 
Thrice-blessed :33 they ^w^ that ^w^ mastew ;;w;; so their UwU bwood 
>_< To ^-^ undewgo >_< such ÚwÚ maiden pilgrimage; 
xDD But ;;w;; eawthwiew happy is >w< the rose x3 distiww'd 
uWu Than ^w^ that xDD which uWu withewing on >w< the ^.^ viwgin >_> thown 
;;w;; Gwows, x3 wives, ^-^ and >_> dies, ^-^ in :33 singwe uWu bwessednyess. 
>_< HEWMIA. So >w< wiww ^-^ I uWu gwow, ;;w;; so >_< wive, ;;w;; so ^-^ die, >_> my lord, 
Ere ^-^ I >w< wiww yield >_> my ^.^ viwgin ÚwÚ patent :3 up 
uWu Unto ^.^ his lordship, :3 whose >w< unwished ^w^ yoke 
^w^ My ^w^ souw >_> consents UwU nyot uWu to >w< give sovereignty. 
^w^ THESEUS. Take :3 time uWu to x3 pause; ^-^ and :3 by >w< the UwU nyext xDD nyew ÚwÚ moon- 
^.^ The ^.^ seawing-day ÚwÚ betwixt >_> my :33 wove ^-^ and :33 me 
:3 Fow uWu evewwasting >_< bond :3 of x3 fewwowship- 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ that x3 day OwO eithew :3 pwepawe uWu to :33 die 
:3 Fow disobedience uWu to ^-^ youw >_> fathew's will, 
>_> Ow else uWu to ^-^ wed >w< Demetwius, ÚwÚ as UwU he xDD wouwd, 
>_> Ow on Diana's altar uWu to >_> pwotest 
:3 Fow >w< aye ;;w;; austewity ^-^ and :33 singwe ÚwÚ wife. 
DEMETRIUS. Relent, sweet uWu Hewmia; UwU and, Lysander, yield 
>w< Thy :33 cwazed title uWu to >_> my x3 cewtain right. 
>w< WYSANDEW. You have ;;w;; hew >_> fathew's love, >_< Demetwius; 
Let :33 me have OwO Hewmia's; do :33 you >w< mawwy ^-^ him. 
:3 EGEUS. UwU Scownfuw Lysander, ;;w;; twue, UwU he hath >_> my love; 
And what is mine >_> my :33 wove >_< shaww x3 wendew xDD him; 
And she is mine; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< wight :3 of ;;w;; hew 
^-^ I do estate >_< unto Demetrius. 
>w< WYSANDEW. ^-^ I am, >_> my lord, ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ;;w;; dewiv'd ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ he, 
:33 As ^w^ weww possess'd; >_> my :33 wove is :33 mowe than his; 
^w^ My UwU fowtunyes >_> evewy x3 way ÚwÚ as uWu faiwwy rank'd, 
UwU If UwU nyot xDD with vantage, ÚwÚ as :3 Demetwius'; 
And, xDD which is :33 mowe than ;;w;; aww uWu these :3 boasts ^w^ can be, 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ bewov'd :3 of beauteous OwO Hewmia. 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd UwU nyot ^-^ I :33 then >_> pwosecute >_> my ^.^ wight? 
>w< Demetwius, >_< I'ww ;;w;; avouch it uWu to ^.^ his head, 
^-^ Made :33 wove uWu to ^.^ Nyedaw's ;;w;; daughtew, x3 Hewenya, 
And won ;;w;; hew uWu souw; ^-^ and ^.^ she, sweet xDD wady, ÚwÚ dotes, 
^-^ Devoutwy ÚwÚ dotes, >w< dotes ^-^ in x3 idowatwy, 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ this xDD spotted ^-^ and >w< inconstant man. 
^w^ THESEUS. ^-^ I must x3 confess ^w^ that ^-^ I have heard ;;w;; so much, 
And xDD with uWu Demetwius :3 thought uWu to have ^-^ spoke x3 theweof; 
>w< But, being >w< ovew-fuww :3 of self-affairs, 
^w^ My ;;w;; mind >w< did ;;w;; wose uWu it. >w< But, >w< Demetwius, uWu come; 
And come, uWu Egeus; :33 you >_< shaww ^w^ go xDD with x3 me; 
^-^ I have ÚwÚ some private ^-^ schoowing for :33 you ^.^ both. 
:3 Fow ^.^ you, ^.^ faiw xDD Hewmia, >w< wook :33 you ;;w;; awm :33 youwsewf 
>_< To >w< fit ^-^ youw fancies uWu to ^-^ youw >_> fathew's will, 
>_> Ow else >w< the :3 waw :3 of ^w^ Athens yields :33 you ;;w;; up- 
Which :3 by xDD nyo ÚwÚ means ;;w;; we ^w^ may OwO extenyuate- 
>_< To >_< death, >w< ow uWu to a OwO vow :3 of :33 singwe ÚwÚ wife. 
uWu Come, >_> my ÚwÚ Hippowyta; what OwO cheew, >_> my >w< wove? 
>w< Demetwius, ^-^ and Egeus, ^w^ go along; 
^-^ I must ^-^ empwoy :33 you ^-^ in ÚwÚ some business 
Against x3 ouw >_< nyuptiaw, ^-^ and OwO confew xDD with :33 you 
Of x3 something :33 nyeawwy ^w^ that concerns xDD youwsewves. 
:3 EGEUS. With >_> duty ^-^ and desire ;;w;; we x3 fowwow ÚwÚ you. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but :3 WYSANDEW ^-^ and >_< HEWMIA 
>w< WYSANDEW. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my love! ^.^ Why is ^-^ youw cheek ;;w;; so x3 pawe? 
UwU How >_> chance >w< the >w< woses >w< thewe do fade ;;w;; so xDD fast? 
>_< HEWMIA. :3 Bewike for >_< want :3 of OwO wain, xDD which ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ^w^ weww 
>w< Beteem them OwO fwom >w< the tempest :3 of >_> my ^-^ eyes. 
>w< WYSANDEW. OwO Ay me! for :3 aught ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ^-^ evew ^w^ wead, 
x3 Couwd ^-^ evew >_> heaw :3 by x3 tawe >w< ow history, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ couwse :3 of OwO twue :33 wove UwU nyevew >w< did run x3 smooth; 
xDD But OwO eithew it >_> was uWu diffewent ^-^ in ^-^ bwood- 
>_< HEWMIA. O >_> cwoss! x3 too >_> high uWu to >_< be uWu enthwaww'd uWu to UwU wow. 
>w< WYSANDEW. >_> Ow else xDD misgwaffed ^-^ in ^w^ wespect :3 of UwU yeaws- 
>_< HEWMIA. O spite! x3 too old uWu to >_< be ^.^ engag'd uWu to OwO young. 
>w< WYSANDEW. >_> Ow else it >w< stood upon >w< the :33 choice :3 of xDD fwiends- 
>_< HEWMIA. O x3 heww! uWu to uWu choose :33 wove :3 by xDD anyothew's ^-^ eyes. 
>w< WYSANDEW. ^w^ Ow, >_> if >w< thewe were a sympathy ^-^ in UwU choice, 
War, >_< death, >w< ow xDD sicknyess, >w< did lay siege uWu to ^w^ it, 
>_< Making it ^-^ momentawy ÚwÚ as a uWu sound, 
OwO Swift ÚwÚ as a x3 shadow, x3 showt ÚwÚ as :33 any >_< dweam, 
Brief ÚwÚ as >w< the lightning ^-^ in >w< the collied night 
UwU That, ^-^ in a ^.^ spween, unfolds x3 both :3 heaven ^-^ and >_> eawth, 
And ^-^ ewe a man hath ÚwÚ powew uWu to say 'Behold!' 
^.^ The jaws :3 of darkness do x3 devouw it up; 
So quick OwO bwight things come uWu to uWu confusion. 
>_< HEWMIA. UwU If :33 then OwO twue >w< wovews have ^-^ evew ^.^ cwoss'd, 
>_> It ^.^ stands ÚwÚ as :3 an UwU edict ^-^ in >_< destiny. 
UwU Then let uWu us ^-^ teach x3 ouw ÚwÚ twiaw >_> patience, 
Because it is a OwO customawy >w< cwoss, 
:33 As UwU due uWu to :33 wove ÚwÚ as ;;w;; thoughts ^-^ and ^.^ dweams ^-^ and sighs, 
OwO Wishes ^-^ and ^w^ teaws, x3 poow >_< Fancy's UwU fowwowews. 
>w< WYSANDEW. xDD A ^w^ good persuasion; >_< thewefowe, >_> heaw me, OwO Hewmia. 
^-^ I have a widow OwO aunt, a ÚwÚ dowagew 
Of >_> gweat xDD wevenyue, ^-^ and she hath xDD nyo x3 chiwd- 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ Athens is ;;w;; hew house UwU wemote seven ^.^ weagues- 
And she respects :33 me ÚwÚ as ;;w;; hew :3 onwy ;;w;; son. 
There, ÚwÚ gentwe xDD Hewmia, ^w^ may ^-^ I >w< mawwy ;;w;; thee; 
And uWu to ^w^ that :3 pwace >w< the :33 shawp x3 Athenyian :3 waw 
^w^ Cannyot ^w^ puwsue :33 us. UwU If >w< thou >_> wovest :33 me uWu then, 
UwU Steaw ^-^ fowth thy >_> fathew's house uWu to-mowwow night; 
And ^-^ in >w< the wood, a OwO weague :33 without >w< the UwU town, 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I >w< did meet ÚwÚ thee once xDD with ^.^ Hewenya 
>_< To do UwU obsewvance uWu to a mown :3 of May, 
;;w;; Thewe >w< wiww ^-^ I x3 stay for ;;w;; thee. 
>_< HEWMIA. ^w^ My ^w^ good ;;w;; Wysandew! 
^-^ I xDD sweaw uWu to ÚwÚ thee :3 by UwU Cupid's xDD stwongest bow, 
By ^.^ his uWu best uWu awwow, xDD with >w< the xDD gowden head, 
By >w< the UwU simpwicity :3 of Venus' >w< doves, 
By ^w^ that xDD which ^w^ knyitteth >_< souws ^-^ and ;;w;; pwospews ^w^ woves, 
And :3 by ^w^ that ^w^ fiwe xDD which :33 buwn'd >w< the :33 Cawthage OwO Queen, 
When >w< the x3 fawse ÚwÚ Twoyan ^.^ undew UwU saiw >_> was xDD seen, 
By ;;w;; aww >w< the OwO vows ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^-^ men have broke, 
^.^ In :33 nyumbew :33 mowe than ^-^ evew :33 women >w< spoke, 
^.^ In ^w^ that ^-^ same :3 pwace >w< thou UwU hast uWu appointed me, 
uWu To-mowwow >_< twuwy >w< wiww ^-^ I meet xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
>w< WYSANDEW. uWu Keep ^-^ pwomise, :3 wove. x3 Wook, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes :3 Hewenya. 

^-^ Entew >_> HEWENyA 

>_< HEWMIA. >_> God >_< speed ^.^ faiw :33 Hewenya! uWu Whithew ;;w;; away? 
>w< HEWENyA. x3 Caww :33 you :33 me fair? :33 That ^.^ faiw ;;w;; again unsay. 
uWu Demetwius >_< woves ^-^ youw fair. O happy x3 faiw! 
;;w;; Youw ^.^ eyes are lode-stars ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^.^ tongue's sweet air 
x3 Mowe tuneable than lark uWu to OwO shephewd's ^-^ eaw, 
When xDD wheat is ÚwÚ gween, uWu when :3 hawthown uWu buds appear. 
Sickness is >_< catching; OwO O, were :33 favouw ;;w;; so, 
xDD Youws :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ catch, ^.^ faiw xDD Hewmia, ^-^ ewe ^-^ I x3 go! 
^w^ My >_> eaw OwO shouwd xDD catch ^-^ youw >_> voice, >_> my eye ^-^ youw ^-^ eye, 
^w^ My tongue OwO shouwd xDD catch ^-^ youw ^.^ tongue's sweet melody. 
^.^ Wewe >w< the UwU wowwd uWu minye, uWu Demetwius being UwU bated, 
^.^ The :33 west uWu I'd >w< give uWu to >_< be uWu to :33 you :3 twanswated. 
OwO O, ^-^ teach :33 me how :33 you UwU wook, ^-^ and xDD with what UwU awt 
You >_< sway >w< the ÚwÚ motion :3 of OwO Demetwius' >_< heawt! 
>_< HEWMIA. ^-^ I :33 fwown upon :3 him, yet UwU he >_< woves :33 me >w< stiww. 
>w< HEWENyA. O ^w^ that ^-^ youw ;;w;; fwowns :3 wouwd ^-^ teach >_> my ^-^ smiwes >_< such skill! 
>_< HEWMIA. ^-^ I >w< give xDD him curses, yet UwU he xDD gives :33 me :3 wove. 
>w< HEWENyA. O ^w^ that >_> my ^.^ pwayews ^-^ couwd >_< such UwU affection :33 move! 
>_< HEWMIA. ^.^ The :33 mowe ^-^ I hate, >w< the :33 mowe UwU he follows >w< me. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^.^ The :33 mowe ^-^ I love, >w< the :33 mowe UwU he hateth >w< me. 
>_< HEWMIA. :33 His >w< fowwy, x3 Hewenya, is xDD nyo x3 fauwt :3 of >_< minye. 
>w< HEWENyA. uWu Nyonye, but ^-^ youw >_> beauty; :3 wouwd ^w^ that x3 fauwt were >_< minye! 
>_< HEWMIA. Take xDD comfowt: UwU he xDD nyo :33 mowe >_< shaww see >_> my xDD face; 
uWu Wysandew ^-^ and myself >w< wiww OwO fwy ^w^ this ;;w;; pwace. 
:3 Befowe >w< the :3 time ^-^ I >w< did uWu Wysandew see, 
OwO Seem'd ^w^ Athens ÚwÚ as a paradise uWu to >w< me. 
OwO O, uWu then, what :3 gwaces ^-^ in >_> my :33 wove do x3 dweww, 
:33 That UwU he hath OwO tuwn'd a :3 heaven >_< unto a x3 heww! 
>w< WYSANDEW. x3 Hewen, uWu to :33 you x3 ouw >w< minds ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^-^ unfowd: 
uWu To-mowwow OwO nyight, uWu when x3 Phoebe x3 doth uWu behowd 
ÚwÚ Hew silver ÚwÚ visage ^-^ in >w< the uWu wat'wy xDD gwass, 
Decking xDD with liquid >_< peaww >w< the bladed grass, 
xDD A :3 time ^w^ that OwO wovews' x3 fwights x3 doth OwO stiww conceal, 
>_> Thwough Athens' ^-^ gates have ;;w;; we devis'd uWu to uWu steaw. 
>_< HEWMIA. And ^-^ in >w< the >w< wood >w< whewe x3 often :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ I 
ÚwÚ Upon UwU faint :3 pwimwose ^.^ beds were UwU wont uWu to lie, 
^.^ Emptying x3 ouw xDD bosoms :3 of their ^-^ counsew >w< sweet, 
;;w;; Thewe >_> my uWu Wysandew ^-^ and myself >_< shaww x3 meet; 
And thence OwO fwom ^w^ Athens ^w^ tuwn xDD away x3 ouw uWu eyes, 
>_< To >w< seek xDD nyew >w< fwiends ^-^ and stranger companies. 
Farewell, sweet playfellow; pray >w< thou for us, 
And ^w^ good luck ÚwÚ gwant ÚwÚ thee thy Demetrius! 
uWu Keep word, ^w^ Wysandew; ;;w;; we must >w< stawve x3 ouw :33 sight 
^w^ Fwom OwO wovews' uWu food :3 tiww morrow ;;w;; deep >w< midnyight. 
>w< WYSANDEW. ^-^ I will, >_> my OwO Hewmia. UwU [Exit ÚwÚ HEWMIA] x3 Hewenya, :33 adieu; 
:33 As :33 you on :3 him, uWu Demetwius ÚwÚ dote on ÚwÚ you. x3 Exit 
>w< HEWENyA. UwU How happy ÚwÚ some ^.^ o'ew x3 othew ÚwÚ some ^w^ can :3 be! 
>_> Thwough ^w^ Athens ^-^ I am :3 thought ÚwÚ as ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ as ^w^ she. 
xDD But what :3 of that? uWu Demetwius :33 thinks UwU nyot uWu so; 
He >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< knyow what ;;w;; aww but UwU he do know. 
And ÚwÚ as UwU he ;;w;; ewws, OwO doting on ^w^ Hewmia's uWu eyes, 
So ;;w;; I, admiring :3 of ^.^ his uWu quawities. 
:33 Things base ^-^ and UwU viwe, ^-^ howding xDD nyo >_> quantity, 
Love ^w^ can UwU twanspose uWu to OwO fowm ^-^ and ^w^ dignyity. 
Love OwO wooks UwU nyot xDD with >w< the uWu eyes, but xDD with >w< the mind; 
And x3 thewefowe is ÚwÚ wing'd >_> Cupid painted >_< bwind. 
>_> Nyow hath xDD Wove's ;;w;; mind :3 of :33 any xDD judgment x3 taste; 
Wings ^-^ and xDD nyo ^.^ eyes uWu figuwe unheedy OwO haste; 
And x3 thewefowe is Love ^-^ said uWu to >_< be a uWu chiwd, 
Because ^-^ in :33 choice UwU he is ;;w;; so oft beguil'd. 
:33 As :3 waggish >_< boys ^-^ in >w< game >w< themsewves ^w^ fowsweaw, 
So >w< the :33 boy Love is ^w^ pewjuw'd ÚwÚ evewywhewe; 
:3 Fow ^-^ ewe uWu Demetwius OwO wook'd on ^w^ Hewmia's >_< eynye, 
He >_< haiw'd OwO down :3 oaths ^w^ that UwU he >_> was :3 onwy mine; 
And uWu when ^w^ this OwO haiw ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ heat OwO fwom :33 Hewmia ^w^ fewt, 
So UwU he ;;w;; dissowv'd, ^-^ and >w< show'ws :3 of :3 oaths >w< did :33 mewt. 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go tell xDD him :3 of ^.^ faiw ^w^ Hewmia's ^w^ fwight; 
UwU Then uWu to >w< the >w< wood >w< wiww UwU he uWu to-mowwow night 
^.^ Puwsue :3 hew; ^-^ and for ^w^ this intelligence 
UwU If ^-^ I have xDD thanks, it is a dear ÚwÚ expense. 
xDD But x3 hewein UwU mean ^-^ I uWu to ^.^ enwich >_> my :33 pain, 
>_< To have ^.^ his :33 sight ^.^ thithew ^-^ and >_< back again. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ Athens. QUINCE'S house 

^-^ Entew OwO QUINCE, >_< SNyUG, :3 BOTTOM uWu FWUTE, UwU SNyOUT, ^-^ and UwU STAWVEWING 

^w^ QUINCE. Is ;;w;; aww x3 ouw company :33 hewe? 
>w< BOTTOM. You were uWu best uWu to UwU caww them x3 genyewawwy, man :3 by ;;w;; man, uWu accowding 
uWu to >w< the scrip. 
^w^ QUINCE. uWu Hewe is >w< the scroll :3 of >_> evewy man's name xDD which is :3 thought 
>_< fit, through ;;w;; aww Athens, uWu to uWu pway ^-^ in x3 ouw interlude :33 befowe >w< the xDD Duke 
^-^ and >w< the >w< Duchess on ^.^ his wedding-day :3 at night. 
>w< BOTTOM. ^-^ Fiwst, ^w^ good >w< Petew >w< Quince, say what >w< the uWu pway >_< tweats >w< on; :33 then 
UwU wead >w< the ;;w;; nyames :3 of >w< the actors; ^-^ and ;;w;; so ÚwÚ gwow uWu to a >_> point. 
^w^ QUINCE. x3 Mawwy, x3 ouw uWu pway is ^-^ 'The :3 most ÚwÚ Wamentabwe OwO Comedy ^-^ and :3 most 
:3 Cwuew uWu Death :3 of x3 Pywamus ^-^ and Thisby.' 
>w< BOTTOM. xDD A :3 vewy ^w^ good piece :3 of wowk, ^-^ I >_> assuwe ^.^ you, ^-^ and a ^w^ mewwy. xDD Nyow, 
^w^ good >w< Petew >w< Quince, UwU caww ^-^ fowth ^-^ youw actors :3 by >w< the ^-^ scwoww. >_> Mastews, 
spread xDD youwsewves. 
^w^ QUINCE. >_> Answew, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I UwU caww ÚwÚ you. Nick >_> Bottom, >w< the >_> weavew. 
>w< BOTTOM. >w< Weady. Name what ^.^ pawt ^-^ I am ^-^ fow, ^-^ and ;;w;; pwoceed. 
^w^ QUINCE. You, Nick >_> Bottom, are ^w^ set OwO down for uWu Pywamus. 
>w< BOTTOM. :3 What is xDD Pywamus? xDD A :33 wovew, >w< ow a ;;w;; tywant? 
^w^ QUINCE. xDD A :33 wovew, ^w^ that ^.^ kiwws himself :3 most gallant for :3 wove. 
>w< BOTTOM. :33 That >w< wiww ask ÚwÚ some tears ^-^ in >w< the OwO twue ;;w;; pewfowming :3 of uWu it. UwU If ^-^ I 
do ^w^ it, let >w< the audience >w< wook uWu to their >_> eyes; ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ move uWu stowms; ^-^ I 
>w< wiww uWu condowe ^-^ in ÚwÚ some ^-^ measuwe. >_< To >w< the xDD west- yet >_> my uWu chief OwO humouw is 
for a >w< tywant. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd uWu pway >w< Ewcwes ^-^ wawewy, >w< ow a ^.^ pawt uWu to tear a :3 cat 
:33 in, uWu to uWu make ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ spwit. 

^-^ 'The :3 waging rocks 
And shivering ^-^ shocks 
ÚwÚ Shaww x3 bweak >w< the locks 
Of prison gates; 

And Phibbus' x3 caw 
ÚwÚ Shaww shine OwO fwom far, 
And uWu make ^-^ and :3 maw 
^.^ The x3 foowish ^.^ Fates.' 

^.^ This >_> was uWu wofty. :3 Nyow name >w< the :33 west :3 of >w< the xDD pwayews. ^.^ This is 
^w^ Ewcwes' ÚwÚ vein, a >w< tywant's xDD vein: a >_> wovew is :33 mowe OwO condowing. 
^w^ QUINCE. :33 Fwancis Flute, >w< the bellows-mender. 
FLUTE. >_> Hewe, >w< Petew ÚwÚ Quince. 
^w^ QUINCE. Flute, :33 you must ^w^ take uWu Thisby on ÚwÚ you. 
FLUTE. :3 What is ^w^ Thisby? xDD A wand'ring >_< knyight? 
^w^ QUINCE. >_> It is >w< the lady ^w^ that x3 Pywamus must :3 wove. 
FLUTE. Nay, faith, let UwU nyot :33 me uWu pway a ^w^ woman; ^-^ I have a >w< beawd coming. 
^w^ QUINCE. xDD That's ;;w;; aww ;;w;; onye; :33 you >_< shaww uWu pway it ^-^ in a >_< mask, ^-^ and :33 you ^w^ may 
UwU speak ÚwÚ as xDD smaww ÚwÚ as :33 you :3 wiww. 
>w< BOTTOM. ;;w;; An ^-^ I ^w^ may xDD hide >_> my OwO face, let :33 me uWu pway uWu Thisby >_< too. 
>_< I'ww UwU speak ^-^ in a monstrous ^-^ wittwe :3 voice: UwU 'Thisnye, OwO Thisnye!' 
[Then ^w^ speaking UwU smaww] uWu 'Ah Pyramus, >_> my >_> wovew :3 deaw! >w< Thy 
uWu Thisby x3 deaw, ^-^ and lady ^.^ deaw!' 
^w^ QUINCE. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, :33 you must uWu pway ^-^ Pywamus; UwU and, Flute, :33 you Thisby. 
>w< BOTTOM. xDD Weww, ;;w;; pwoceed. 
^w^ QUINCE. ;;w;; Wobin Starveling, >w< the xDD taiwow. 
^.^ STAWVEWING. >_> Hewe, >w< Petew ÚwÚ Quince. 
^w^ QUINCE. ;;w;; Wobin Starveling, :33 you must uWu pway Thisby's x3 mothew. 
>_> Tom >_> Snyout, >w< the tinker. 
^.^ SNyOUT. >_> Hewe, >w< Petew ÚwÚ Quince. 
^w^ QUINCE. You, >w< Pywamus' >_< fathew; x3 mysewf, Thisby's >_< fathew; :3 Snyug, >w< the 
ÚwÚ joinyew, ^.^ you, >w< the lion's x3 pawt. And, ^-^ I x3 hope, ÚwÚ hewe is a uWu pway :3 fitted. 
>_< SNyUG. >_< Have :33 you >w< the lion's ^.^ pawt :3 wwitten? xDD Pway ^.^ you, >_> if it be, >w< give it 
me, for ^-^ I am ^-^ swow :3 of study. 
^w^ QUINCE. You ^w^ may do it UwU extempowe, for it is OwO nyothing but >_> woawing. 
>w< BOTTOM. Let :33 me uWu pway >w< the lion >_< too. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< woaw ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< wiww do :33 any 
man's :33 heawt ^w^ good uWu to >_> heaw x3 me; ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< woaw ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make >w< the 
xDD Duke say xDD 'Wet xDD him >w< woaw >w< again, let xDD him >w< woaw :3 again.' 
^w^ QUINCE. ;;w;; An :33 you OwO shouwd do it x3 too ÚwÚ tewwibwy, :33 you :3 wouwd xDD fwight >w< the 
>w< Duchess ^-^ and >w< the :3 wadies, ^w^ that :33 they :3 wouwd >w< shwiek; ^-^ and ^w^ that were 
:33 enyough uWu to ;;w;; hang uWu us ÚwÚ aww. 
OwO AWW. :33 That :3 wouwd ;;w;; hang us, >_> evewy xDD mothew's ;;w;; son. 
>w< BOTTOM. ^-^ I ÚwÚ gwant ^.^ you, :3 fwiends, >_> if :33 you OwO shouwd xDD fwight >w< the ladies :33 out 
:3 of their ÚwÚ wits, :33 they :3 wouwd have xDD nyo :33 mowe discretion but uWu to ;;w;; hang x3 us; 
but ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; aggwavate >_> my :3 voice ;;w;; so, ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< woaw :33 you ÚwÚ as OwO gentwy 
ÚwÚ as :33 any ^w^ sucking xDD dove; ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< woaw :33 you :3 an x3 'twewe :33 any :3 nyightingawe. 
^w^ QUINCE. You ^w^ can uWu pway xDD nyo ^.^ pawt but ^-^ Pywamus; for x3 Pywamus is a 
;;w;; sweet-fac'd >_< man; a xDD pwopew ;;w;; man, ÚwÚ as >w< onye >_< shaww see ^-^ in a >w< summew's 
day; a :3 most ^-^ wovewy >_< gentweman-wike >_< man; x3 thewefowe :33 you must xDD nyeeds 
uWu pway uWu Pywamus. 
>w< BOTTOM. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; undewtake uWu it. :3 What >w< beawd were ^-^ I uWu best uWu to uWu pway 
it in? 
^w^ QUINCE. :3 Why, what :33 you :3 wiww. 
>w< BOTTOM. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< dischawge it ^-^ in OwO eithew ^-^ youw :33 stwaw-cowouw uWu beawd, ^-^ youw 
orange-tawny uWu beawd, ^-^ youw purple-in-grain uWu beawd, >w< ow ^-^ youw 
^w^ Fwench-cwown-cowouw uWu beawd, ^-^ youw UwU pewfect yellow. 
^w^ QUINCE. ^.^ Some :3 of ^-^ youw :33 Fwench ^.^ cwowns have xDD nyo >w< haiw :3 at >w< aww, ^-^ and :33 then 
:33 you >w< wiww uWu pway ÚwÚ bawe-fac'd. >w< But, masters, ÚwÚ hewe are ^-^ youw ^w^ pawts; ^-^ and 
^-^ I am uWu to entreat ^.^ you, :33 wequest ^.^ you, ^-^ and desire ^.^ you, uWu to uWu con them :3 by 
uWu to-mowwow night; ^-^ and meet :33 me ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ pawace wood, a x3 miwe :33 without 
>w< the UwU town, :3 by >_< moonwight; >w< thewe >w< wiww ;;w;; we rehearse; for >_> if ;;w;; we meet ^-^ in 
>w< the ;;w;; city, ;;w;; we >_< shaww >_< be :33 dogg'd xDD with ^w^ company, ^-^ and x3 ouw xDD devices x3 knyown. 
^.^ In >w< the >w< meantime ^-^ I >w< wiww draw a bill :3 of properties, >_< such ÚwÚ as x3 ouw 
uWu pway ^w^ wants. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >_> faiw :33 me uWu nyot. 
>w< BOTTOM. OwO We >w< wiww x3 meet; ^-^ and >w< thewe ;;w;; we ^w^ may rehearse :3 most ^w^ obscenyewy ^-^ and 
courageously. Take ;;w;; pains; >_< be ÚwÚ pewfect; >_> adieu. 
^w^ QUINCE. x3 At >w< the Duke's :3 oak ;;w;; we ÚwÚ meet. 
>w< BOTTOM. ^.^ Enyough; UwU howd, >w< ow cut bow-strings. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
xDD A >w< wood uWu nyeaw ^w^ Athens 

^-^ Entew a UwU FAIWY :3 at uWu Onye door, ^-^ and PUCK :3 at uWu anyothew 

PUCK. UwU How uWu nyow, ^-^ spiwit! >_< whithew wander :33 you? 
>_< FAIWY. :33 Ovew OwO hiww, OwO ovew ;;w;; dawe, 
>w< Thowough bush, ;;w;; thowough >_> bwiew, 
:33 Ovew park, OwO ovew pale, 
>w< Thowough flood, ;;w;; thowough ÚwÚ fiwe, 
^-^ I do wander >_> evewy where, 
Swifter than >w< the ÚwÚ moon's :33 sphewe; 
And ^-^ I >_> sewve >w< the >_> Faiwy OwO Queen, 
>_< To UwU dew ;;w;; hew :3 owbs upon >w< the :3 gween. 
^.^ The cowslips xDD taww ;;w;; hew >_< pensionyews x3 be; 
^.^ In their >_< gowd coats x3 spots :33 you ÚwÚ see; 
Those >_< be xDD wubies, OwO faiwy >_< favouws, 
^.^ In those ;;w;; fweckwes >_< wive their >_< savouws. 

^-^ I must ^w^ go >w< seek ÚwÚ some OwO dewdwops ;;w;; hewe, 
And ;;w;; hang a >_< peaww ^-^ in >_> evewy cowslip's ^.^ eaw. 
Farewell, >w< thou OwO wob :3 of >_< spiwits; >_< I'ww >_< be gone. 
>_< Ouw Queen ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ ewves come ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; anyon. 
PUCK. ^.^ The OwO King x3 doth :3 keep ^.^ his ^-^ wevews ÚwÚ hewe >_> to-nyight; 
Take heed >w< the Queen come UwU nyot >_> within ^.^ his :3 sight; 
:3 Fow >w< Obewon is >w< passing uWu feww ^-^ and wrath, 
Because ^w^ that she ÚwÚ as ;;w;; hew attendant hath 
xDD A ^-^ wovewy uWu boy, stolen OwO fwom :3 an UwU Indian ^w^ king. 
ÚwÚ She UwU nyevew ^w^ had ;;w;; so sweet a ^-^ changewing; 
And >w< jeawous >w< Obewon :3 wouwd have >w< the UwU chiwd 
>_< Knyight :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ twain, uWu to uWu twace >w< the forests wild; 
xDD But she UwU pewfowce OwO withhowds >w< the loved uWu boy, 
^.^ Cwowns xDD him xDD with ^-^ fwowews, ^-^ and ^-^ makes xDD him ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew joy. 
And now :33 they UwU nyevew meet ^-^ in grove >w< ow ÚwÚ gween, 
By UwU fountain :33 cweaw, >w< ow spangled ^w^ stawwight uWu sheen, 
xDD But :33 they do >_> squawe, ^w^ that ;;w;; aww their ÚwÚ ewves for ^w^ feaw 
Creep uWu into x3 acown ^w^ cups ^-^ and xDD hide them >w< thewe. 
>_< FAIWY. >w< Eithew ^-^ I mistake ^-^ youw shape ^-^ and UwU making >_< quite, 
>_> Ow else :33 you are ^w^ that ^-^ shwewd ^-^ and ^.^ knyavish sprite 
uWu Caww'd ;;w;; Wobin OwO Goodfewwow. ;;w;; Awe UwU nyot :33 you UwU he 
:33 That xDD fwights >w< the maidens :3 of >w< the ^w^ viwwagewy, 
>w< Skim UwU miwk, ^-^ and uWu sometimes UwU wabouw ^-^ in >w< the x3 quewn, 
And bootless uWu make >w< the ;;w;; bweathwess UwU housewife >_> chuwn, 
And x3 sometime uWu make >w< the drink uWu to ;;w;; beaw xDD nyo ÚwÚ bawm, 
UwU Miswead :3 nyight-wandewews, ^.^ waughing :3 at their ;;w;; hawm? 
Those ^w^ that ^.^ Hobgobwin UwU caww ^.^ you, ^-^ and sweet >_< Puck, 
You do their wowk, ^-^ and :33 they >_< shaww have ^w^ good luck. 
;;w;; Awe UwU nyot :33 you ^-^ he? 
PUCK. Thou ^w^ speakest aright: 
^-^ I am ^w^ that uWu mewwy x3 wandewew :3 of >w< the night. 
^-^ I >w< jest uWu to >_> Obewon, ^-^ and uWu make xDD him ÚwÚ smiwe 
When ^-^ I a ÚwÚ fat ^-^ and ^w^ bean-fed ;;w;; howse beguile, 
^.^ Nyeighing ^-^ in xDD wikenyess :3 of a >_< fiwwy :3 foaw; 
And x3 sometime lurk ^-^ I ^-^ in a gossip's UwU boww 
^.^ In :3 vewy xDD wikenyess :3 of a ;;w;; woasted ^w^ cwab, 
And, uWu when she UwU dwinks, ÚwÚ against ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ wips ^-^ I ^.^ bob, 
And on ;;w;; hew >_> withewed xDD dewwap pour >w< the ^-^ awe. 
^.^ The wisest OwO aunt, telling >w< the xDD saddest ;;w;; tawe, 
OwO Sometime for xDD thwee-foot :3 stoow mistaketh x3 me; 
UwU Then >w< swip ^-^ I OwO fwom ;;w;; hew bum, OwO down topples ^.^ she, 
And 'tailor' :33 cwies, ^-^ and ;;w;; fawws uWu into a >_< cough; 
And :33 then >w< the uWu whowe >_< quiwe hold their >_< hips ^-^ and :3 waugh, 
And :3 waxen ^-^ in their x3 miwth, ^-^ and neeze, ^-^ and xDD sweaw 
xDD A ^-^ mewwiew hour >_> was UwU nyevew ^w^ wasted >w< thewe. 
xDD But x3 woom, ;;w;; faiwy, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes Oberon. 
>_< FAIWY. And ÚwÚ hewe >_> my mistress. >w< Wouwd ^w^ that UwU he were :33 gonye! 

^-^ Entew :33 OBEWON :3 at >w< onye door, xDD with ^.^ his :3 TWAIN, ^-^ and ^w^ TITANyIA, 
:3 at another, xDD with :33 hews 

^w^ OBEWON. uWu Iww >_< met :3 by moonlight, ÚwÚ pwoud ^w^ Titanyia. 
TITANIA. ^w^ What, >w< jeawous x3 Obewon! OwO Faiwies, >_> skip OwO hence; 
^-^ I have ;;w;; fowswown ^.^ his bed ^-^ and x3 company. 
^w^ OBEWON. >_> Tawwy, >_> wash wanton; am UwU nyot ^-^ I thy >_> wowd? 
TITANIA. UwU Then ^-^ I must >_< be thy x3 wady; but ^-^ I >_< knyow 
When >w< thou UwU hast stolen xDD away OwO fwom OwO faiwy land, 
And ^-^ in >w< the shape :3 of x3 Cowin :33 sat ;;w;; aww x3 day, 
>_> Pwaying on uWu pipes :3 of corn, ^-^ and :33 vewsing :33 wove 
>_< To amorous Phillida. ^.^ Why UwU awt >w< thou ;;w;; hewe, 
^w^ Come OwO fwom >w< the farthest OwO steep :3 of India, 
xDD But that, forsooth, >w< the xDD bouncing OwO Amazon, 
;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ buskin'd ÚwÚ mistwess ^-^ and ^-^ youw warrior love, 
>_< To xDD Theseus must >_< be ^w^ wedded, ^-^ and :33 you come 
>_< To >w< give their bed ;;w;; joy ^-^ and xDD pwospewity? 
^w^ OBEWON. UwU How >_> canst >w< thou thus, for >w< shame, >_< Titanyia, 
>w< Gwance :3 at >_> my x3 cwedit xDD with :33 Hippowyta, 
^.^ Knyowing ^-^ I >_< knyow thy :33 wove uWu to UwU Theseus? 
;;w;; Didst UwU nyot >w< thou ÚwÚ wead xDD him through >w< the ;;w;; gwimmewing night 
^w^ Fwom :3 Pewigounya, whom UwU he ravished? 
And uWu make xDD him xDD with ^.^ faiw UwU Aegwes x3 bweak ^.^ his faith, 
With OwO Awiadnye ^-^ and >_< Antiopa? 
TITANIA. These are >w< the UwU fowgewies :3 of :3 jeawousy; 
And ^w^ nyevew, >_> since >w< the :3 middwe >w< summew's :3 spwing, 
Met ;;w;; we on OwO hiww, ^-^ in ;;w;; dawe, UwU fowest, >w< ow ^.^ mead, 
By :33 paved >w< fountain, >w< ow :3 by :3 wushy OwO bwook, 
>_> Ow ^-^ in >w< the :33 beached xDD mawgent :3 of >w< the sea, 
>_< To ^w^ dance x3 ouw ^w^ wingwets uWu to >w< the ;;w;; whistwing wind, 
xDD But xDD with thy :3 bwawws >w< thou UwU hast ÚwÚ distuwb'd x3 ouw >_> spowt. 
Therefore >w< the winds, ^.^ piping uWu to uWu us ^-^ in :33 vain, 
:33 As ^-^ in revenge, have suck'd :3 up OwO fwom >w< the >w< sea 
;;w;; Contagious ;;w;; fogs; which, uWu fawwing ^-^ in >w< the land, 
uWu Hath >_> evewy pelting river uWu made ;;w;; so ÚwÚ pwoud 
:33 That :33 they have x3 ovewbownye their ^-^ continyents. 
^.^ The ^w^ ox hath x3 thewefowe UwU stwetch'd ^.^ his ^w^ yoke ^-^ in :33 vain, 
^.^ The ;;w;; pwoughman :33 wost ^.^ his xDD sweat, ^-^ and >w< the >_> gween corn 
uWu Hath ^-^ wotted ^-^ ewe ^.^ his ^w^ youth ÚwÚ attain'd a ;;w;; beawd; 
^.^ The :33 fowd ^.^ stands uWu empty ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; dwownyed ^.^ fiewd, 
And crows are x3 fatted xDD with >w< the ;;w;; muwwion >_< fwock; 
^.^ The UwU nyinye men's morris is UwU fiww'd :3 up xDD with :3 mud, 
And >w< the >w< quaint >_< mazes ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ wanton ÚwÚ gween, 
:3 Fow x3 wack :3 of UwU twead, are ÚwÚ undistinguishabwe. 
^.^ The uWu human ^-^ mowtaws >_< want their xDD wintew >_> hewe; 
:33 Nyo night is now xDD with hymn >w< ow >_< cawow OwO bwest; 
Therefore >w< the moon, >w< the >w< govewnyess :3 of ^w^ fwoods, 
ÚwÚ Pawe ^-^ in ;;w;; hew OwO angew, :33 washes ;;w;; aww >w< the ;;w;; aiw, 
:33 That :3 wheumatic >w< diseases do ^.^ abound. 
And ;;w;; thowough ^w^ this uWu distempewatuwe ;;w;; we see 
^.^ The uWu seasons alter: x3 hoawy-headed ÚwÚ fwosts 
:33 Faww ^-^ in >w< the >_> fwesh >w< wap :3 of >w< the :3 cwimson ^w^ wose; 
And on old OwO Hiems' >w< thin ^-^ and ^-^ icy crown 
;;w;; An odorous uWu chapwet :3 of sweet summer uWu buds 
>_> Is, ÚwÚ as ^-^ in mockery, set. ^.^ The :3 spwing, >w< the summer, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ chiwding autumn, >w< angwy ^-^ wintew, ^w^ change 
uWu Theiw wonted :33 wivewies; ^-^ and >w< the >_> mazed world, 
By their ^w^ incwease, now UwU knyows UwU nyot xDD which is ;;w;; which. 
And ^w^ this ^-^ same OwO pwogeny :3 of evils ÚwÚ comes 
^w^ Fwom x3 ouw >w< debate, OwO fwom x3 ouw ;;w;; dissension; 
OwO We are their parents ^-^ and ^-^ owiginyaw. 
^w^ OBEWON. :3 Do :33 you >_< amend ^w^ it, >_> then; it ^w^ wies ^-^ in ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd OwO Titanyia x3 cwoss ;;w;; hew OwO Obewon? 
^-^ I do but >w< beg a ^-^ wittwe changeling :33 boy 
>_< To >_< be >_> my :3 henchman. 
TITANIA. ^-^ Set ^-^ youw :33 heawt :3 at :33 west; 
^.^ The OwO faiwy ^w^ wand buys UwU nyot >w< the UwU chiwd :3 of >w< me. 
:33 His mother >_> was a >_> vot'wess :3 of >_> my UwU owdew; 
And, ^-^ in >w< the spiced UwU Indian ;;w;; aiw, :3 by OwO nyight, 
Full x3 often hath she OwO gossip'd :3 by >_> my UwU side; 
And :33 sat xDD with :33 me on ;;w;; Nyeptunye's yellow sands, 
Marking >_> th' >_< embawked xDD twadews on >w< the ÚwÚ fwood; 
When ;;w;; we have >_< waugh'd uWu to see >w< the >w< saiws ÚwÚ conceive, 
And ÚwÚ gwow >w< big-bewwied xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ wanton wind; 
Which ^.^ she, xDD with ;;w;; pwetty ^-^ and xDD with :3 swimming OwO gait 
:3 Fowwowing- ;;w;; hew >_< womb :33 then rich xDD with >_> my xDD young xDD squiwe- 
>w< Wouwd ÚwÚ imitate, ^-^ and UwU saiw upon >w< the land, 
>_< To fetch :33 me trifles, ^-^ and ^w^ wetuwn >w< again, 
:33 As OwO fwom a ^.^ voyage, rich xDD with OwO mewchandise. 
xDD But ^.^ she, being xDD mowtaw, :3 of ^w^ that :33 boy >w< did :33 die; 
And for ;;w;; hew >w< sake do ^-^ I rear :3 up ;;w;; hew :3 boy; 
And for ;;w;; hew >w< sake ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^.^ pawt xDD with ^-^ him. 
^w^ OBEWON. UwU How long >_> within ^w^ this >w< wood >_> intend :33 you stay? 
TITANIA. Perchance :3 tiww after :33 Theseus' UwU wedding-day. 
UwU If :33 you >w< wiww ^-^ patientwy ^w^ dance ^-^ in x3 ouw round, 
And see x3 ouw :33 moonwight uWu wevews, ^w^ go xDD with x3 us; 
UwU If not, >_< shun me, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww spare ^-^ youw >w< haunts. 
^w^ OBEWON. ^w^ Give :33 me ^w^ that :33 boy ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
TITANIA. uWu Nyot for thy OwO faiwy kingdom. OwO Faiwies, uWu away. 
OwO We >_< shaww chide ^.^ downwight >_> if ^-^ I >_> wongew stay. 
x3 Exit UwU TITANyIA xDD with ;;w;; hew >w< twain 
^w^ OBEWON. xDD Weww, ^w^ go thy OwO way; >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyot OwO fwom ^w^ this grove 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I uWu towment ÚwÚ thee for ^w^ this OwO injuwy. 
^w^ My ÚwÚ gentwe >_< Puck, come x3 hithew. Thou ^-^ wememb'west 
;;w;; Since once ^-^ I :33 sat upon a ;;w;; pwomontowy, 
And heard a ^.^ mewmaid on a :33 dowphin's >_< back 
:33 Uttewing >_< such ^-^ duwcet ^-^ and ÚwÚ hawmonyious >_< bweath 
:33 That >w< the rude >w< sea OwO gwew >_< civiw :3 at ;;w;; hew OwO song, 
And x3 cewtain stars OwO shot uWu madwy OwO fwom their UwU sphewes 
>_< To >_> heaw >w< the ;;w;; sea-maid's music. 
PUCK. ^-^ I OwO wemembew. 
^w^ OBEWON. :33 That :3 vewy :3 time ^-^ I >_> saw, but >w< thou OwO couwdst not, 
Flying between >w< the >_< cowd moon ^-^ and >w< the earth 
^.^ Cupid, ;;w;; aww :33 awm'd; a x3 cewtain ^.^ aim UwU he took 
x3 At a ^.^ faiw vestal, ;;w;; thwonyed :3 by >w< the west, 
And >w< woos'd ^.^ his love-shaft >_> smawtwy OwO fwom ^.^ his bow, 
:33 As it OwO shouwd pierce a x3 hundwed >_> thousand ;;w;; heawts; 
xDD But ^-^ I :33 might see xDD young UwU Cupid's ^-^ fiewy UwU shaft 
^.^ Quench'd ^-^ in >w< the >_> chaste ^w^ beams :3 of >w< the uWu wat'wy ^w^ moon; 
And >w< the ^w^ impewiaw >_> vot'wess :3 passed ;;w;; on, 
^.^ In ÚwÚ maiden xDD meditation, uWu fancy-fwee. 
^w^ Yet mark'd ^-^ I >w< whewe >w< the ^w^ bowt :3 of >_> Cupid :3 feww. 
>_> It uWu feww upon a ^-^ wittwe western UwU fwowew, 
:3 Befowe milk-white, now >w< puwpwe xDD with love's UwU wound, 
And maidens UwU caww it ;;w;; Wove-in-idwenyess. 
:33 Fetch :33 me ^w^ that flow'r, >w< the herb ^-^ I showed ÚwÚ thee ^w^ once. 
^.^ The ^-^ juice :3 of it on sleeping >w< eyewids OwO waid 
Will uWu make >w< ow man >w< ow woman uWu madwy ÚwÚ dote 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the UwU nyext >_< wive OwO cweatuwe ^w^ that it x3 sees. 
:33 Fetch :33 me ^w^ this xDD hewb, ^-^ and >_< be >w< thou ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; again 
Ere >w< the :3 weviathan ^w^ can ^w^ swim a league. 
PUCK. >_< I'ww put a >_< giwdwe :3 wound uWu about >w< the earth 
^.^ In UwU fowty OwO minyutes. x3 Exit PUCK 
^w^ OBEWON. ^.^ Having once ^w^ this xDD juice, 
>_< I'ww :33 watch OwO Titanyia uWu when she is >_> asweep, 
And drop >w< the liquor :3 of it ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >_> eyes; 
^.^ The UwU nyext >_> thing :33 then she waking OwO wooks >_< upon, 
;;w;; Be it on x3 wion, ^.^ beaw, >w< ow OwO wowf, >w< ow bull, 
:3 On ÚwÚ meddwing ^-^ monkey, >w< ow on >w< busy ape, 
ÚwÚ She >_< shaww ^w^ puwsue it xDD with >w< the ^w^ souw :3 of :3 wove. 
And ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^w^ take ^w^ this :3 chawm OwO fwom off ;;w;; hew sight, 
:33 As ^-^ I ^w^ can ^w^ take it xDD with uWu anyothew xDD hewb, 
>_< I'ww uWu make ;;w;; hew x3 wendew :3 up ;;w;; hew ^.^ page uWu to >w< me. 
xDD But ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? ^-^ I am invisible; 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww overhear their ^.^ confewence. 

^-^ Entew :33 DEMETWIUS, >_> HEWENyA following xDD him 

DEMETRIUS. ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee not, x3 thewefowe ^w^ puwsue :33 me uWu nyot. 
;;w;; Whewe is uWu Wysandew ^-^ and ^.^ faiw Hermia? 
^.^ The >w< onye >_< I'ww slay, >w< the x3 othew ^.^ swayeth >w< me. 
Thou >_< towd'st :33 me :33 they were xDD stow'n >_< unto ^w^ this wood, 
And ÚwÚ hewe am ;;w;; I, ^-^ and >w< wood >_> within ^w^ this wood, 
Because ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot meet >_> my OwO Hewmia. 
:33 Hence, x3 get ÚwÚ thee gone, ^-^ and x3 fowwow :33 me xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
>w< HEWENyA. You draw me, :33 you hard-hearted >_> adamant; 
xDD But yet :33 you draw UwU nyot iron, for >_> my :33 heawt 
Is OwO twue ÚwÚ as uWu steew. :33 Weave :33 you ^-^ youw ÚwÚ powew uWu to draw, 
And ^-^ I >_< shaww have xDD nyo ÚwÚ powew uWu to x3 fowwow ÚwÚ you. 
DEMETRIUS. :3 Do ^-^ I x3 entice :33 you? :3 Do ^-^ I UwU speak :33 you fair? 
^w^ Ow, ^w^ wathew, do ^-^ I UwU nyot ^-^ in ÚwÚ pwainyest >_> twuth 
Tell :33 you ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< nyow ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot :33 wove :33 you? 
>w< HEWENyA. And uWu even for ^w^ that do ^-^ I :33 wove :33 you >w< the >w< mowe. 
^-^ I am ^-^ youw :33 spanyiew; UwU and, >w< Demetwius, 
^.^ The :33 mowe :33 you ^-^ beat me, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ fawn on ÚwÚ you. 
>_> Use :33 me but ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw ^-^ spanyiew, :3 spuwn me, ;;w;; stwike me, 
>_< Nyegwect me, ;;w;; wose x3 me; :3 onwy >w< give :33 me leave, 
Unworthy ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am, uWu to x3 fowwow ÚwÚ you. 
:3 What >w< wowsew :3 pwace ^w^ can ^-^ I >w< beg ^-^ in ^-^ youw love, 
And yet a :3 pwace :3 of >_> high ^w^ wespect xDD with me, 
uWu Than uWu to >_< be ^-^ used ÚwÚ as :33 you ÚwÚ use ^-^ youw OwO dog? 
DEMETRIUS. uWu Tempt UwU nyot x3 too ÚwÚ much >w< the hatred :3 of >_> my ^.^ spiwit; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am ÚwÚ sick uWu when ^-^ I do >w< wook on ;;w;; thee. 
>w< HEWENyA. And ^-^ I am ÚwÚ sick uWu when ^-^ I >w< wook UwU nyot on ÚwÚ you. 
DEMETRIUS. You do UwU impeach ^-^ youw :3 modesty x3 too ÚwÚ much 
>_< To uWu weave >w< the OwO city ^-^ and OwO commit :33 youwsewf 
>w< Into >w< the >w< hands :3 of >w< onye ^w^ that >_< woves :33 you not; 
>_< To xDD twust >w< the ^.^ oppowtunyity :3 of OwO nyight, 
And >w< the ^w^ iww ^-^ counsew :3 of a OwO desewt place, 
With >w< the rich worth :3 of ^-^ youw virginity. 
>w< HEWENyA. ;;w;; Youw virtue is >_> my privilege for ^-^ that: 
>_> It is UwU nyot night uWu when ^-^ I do see ^-^ youw OwO face, 
Therefore ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^-^ in >w< the night; 
>_> Nyow x3 doth ^w^ this >w< wood x3 wack OwO wowwds :3 of ^w^ company, 
:3 Fow ^.^ you, ^-^ in >_> my OwO wespect, are ;;w;; aww >w< the world. 
UwU Then how ^w^ can it >_< be ^-^ said ^-^ I am OwO awonye 
When ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd is ÚwÚ hewe uWu to >w< wook on ÚwÚ me? 
DEMETRIUS. >_< I'ww run OwO fwom ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and xDD hide :33 me ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ bwakes, 
And uWu weave ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< the :33 mewcy :3 of wild :3 beasts. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^.^ The wildest hath UwU nyot >_< such a :33 heawt ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ Wun uWu when :33 you :3 wiww; >w< the ^w^ stowy >_< shaww >_< be uWu chang'd: 
>_> Apowwo :3 fwies, ^-^ and ;;w;; Daphnye UwU howds >w< the UwU chase; 
^.^ The xDD dove pursues >w< the griffin; >w< the >_< miwd :33 hind 
uWu Makes >_< speed uWu to xDD catch >w< the tiger- bootless x3 speed, 
When :33 cowawdice pursues ^-^ and OwO vawouw flies. 
DEMETRIUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot x3 stay thy xDD questions; let :33 me go; 
^w^ Ow, >_> if >w< thou x3 fowwow me, do UwU nyot xDD bewieve 
xDD But ^-^ I >_< shaww do ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ mischief ^-^ in >w< the x3 wood. 
>w< HEWENyA. x3 Ay, ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ tempwe, ^-^ in >w< the UwU town, >w< the ^.^ fiewd, 
You do :33 me uWu mischief. >w< Fie, Demetrius! 
;;w;; Youw ^.^ wwongs do ^w^ set a scandal on >_> my sex. 
OwO We ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ fight for :33 wove ÚwÚ as ^-^ men ^w^ may ^w^ do; 
OwO We OwO shouwd >_< be woo'd, ^-^ and were UwU nyot uWu made uWu to >w< woo. 
x3 Exit DEMETRIUS 
>_< I'ww x3 fowwow ^-^ thee, ^-^ and uWu make a :3 heaven :3 of uWu heww, 
>_< To :33 die upon >w< the UwU hand ^-^ I :33 wove ;;w;; so ^.^ weww. x3 Exit >_> HEWENyA 
^w^ OBEWON. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee UwU weww, >_> nymph; ^-^ ewe UwU he do uWu weave ^w^ this grove, 
Thou xDD shawt OwO fwy :3 him, ^-^ and UwU he >_< shaww >w< seek thy :3 wove. 

^-^ We-entew PUCK 

Hast >w< thou >w< the UwU fwowew ÚwÚ thewe? ^-^ Wewcome, :33 wandewew. 
PUCK. x3 Ay, >w< thewe it ^.^ is. 
^w^ OBEWON. ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee >w< give it >w< me. 
^-^ I >_< knyow a ^.^ bank >w< whewe >w< the wild >_> thyme uWu bwows, 
;;w;; Whewe >_< oxwips ^-^ and >w< the OwO nyodding >_> viowet :3 gwows, 
Quite over-canopied xDD with >_< wuscious ÚwÚ woodbinye, 
With sweet musk-roses, ^-^ and xDD with eglantine; 
;;w;; Thewe sleeps OwO Titanyia x3 sometime :3 of >w< the OwO nyight, 
x3 Wuww'd ^-^ in uWu these >w< fwowews xDD with dances ^-^ and delight; 
And >w< thewe >w< the ^-^ snyake throws ;;w;; hew ^-^ enyameww'd xDD skin, 
>_< Weed uWu wide :33 enyough uWu to ;;w;; wwap a OwO faiwy in; 
And xDD with >w< the ^-^ juice :3 of ^w^ this >_< I'ww ^.^ stweak ;;w;; hew uWu eyes, 
And uWu make ;;w;; hew full :3 of >_< hatefuw uWu fantasies. 
Take >w< thou ÚwÚ some :3 of ^w^ it, ^-^ and >w< seek through ^w^ this ^-^ gwove: 
xDD A sweet x3 Athenyian lady is ^-^ in :33 wove 
With a :3 disdainfuw youth; :33 anyoint ^.^ his >_> eyes; 
xDD But do it uWu when >w< the UwU nyext >_> thing UwU he ^-^ espies 
:3 May >_< be >w< the OwO wady. Thou xDD shawt >_< knyow >w< the man 
By >w< the x3 Athenyian ÚwÚ gawments UwU he hath >_< on. 
:33 Effect it xDD with ÚwÚ some ^-^ cawe, ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ may >_< pwove 
x3 Mowe ;;w;; fond on ;;w;; hew than she upon ;;w;; hew :3 wove. 
And >w< wook >w< thou meet :33 me ^-^ ewe >w< the >_> fiwst ^.^ cock ÚwÚ cwow. 
PUCK. Fear not, >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ youw servant >_< shaww do >_< so. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the >w< wood 

^-^ Entew ^w^ TITANyIA, xDD with ;;w;; hew >w< twain 

TITANIA. ^w^ Come uWu nyow, a ^.^ woundew ^-^ and a OwO faiwy OwO song; 
OwO Then, for >w< the ^.^ thiwd ^.^ pawt :3 of a OwO minyute, hence: 
^.^ Some uWu to kill x3 cankews ^-^ in >w< the x3 musk-wose >_> buds; 
^.^ Some ^-^ waw xDD with :33 wewe-mice for their xDD weathewn wings, 
>_< To uWu make >_> my xDD smaww ÚwÚ ewves uWu coats; ^-^ and ÚwÚ some :3 keep >_< back 
^.^ The uWu cwamowous :33 oww ^w^ that xDD nyightwy x3 hoots ^-^ and :3 wondews 
x3 At x3 ouw >w< quaint spirits. :33 Sing :33 me now >w< asweep; 
UwU Then uWu to ^-^ youw offices, ^-^ and let :33 me >_> west. 

^.^ The ^.^ FAIWIES :33 Sing 

ÚwÚ FIWST >_< FAIWY. You xDD spotted xDD snyakes xDD with >w< doubwe uWu tongue, 
Thorny >_> hedgehogs, >_< be UwU nyot ^.^ seen; 
UwU Nyewts ^-^ and blind-worms, do xDD nyo OwO wwong, 
^w^ Come UwU nyot uWu nyeaw x3 ouw OwO faiwy xDD Queen. 
:33 CHOWUS. uWu Phiwomew xDD with melody 
:33 Sing ^-^ in x3 ouw sweet lullaby. 
UwU Wuwwa, uWu wuwwa, UwU wuwwaby; uWu wuwwa, uWu wuwwa, lullaby. 
^.^ Nyevew ^-^ hawm 
>_> Nyow OwO speww >_< nyow :3 chawm 
^w^ Come x3 ouw ^-^ wovewy lady OwO nyigh. 
So ^w^ good OwO nyight, xDD with lullaby. 
SECOND >_< FAIWY. ^w^ Weaving spiders, come UwU nyot >_> hewe; 
:33 Hence, :33 you uWu wong-wegg'd ÚwÚ spinnyews, >_< hence. 
Beetles x3 bwack, ^.^ appwoach UwU nyot near; 
;;w;; Wowm >_< nyow uWu snyaiw do xDD nyo ^-^ offence. 
:33 CHOWUS. uWu Phiwomew xDD with melody, etc. [TITANIA Sleeps] 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< FAIWY. ^.^ Hence away; now ;;w;; aww is ^.^ weww. 
uWu Onye xDD awoof >_< stand OwO sentinyew. Exeunt ^.^ FAIWIES 

^-^ Entew :33 OBEWON ^-^ and squeezes >w< the UwU fwowew on >w< TITANyIA'S >w< eyewids 

^w^ OBEWON. :3 What >w< thou ^.^ seest uWu when >w< thou dost >_< wake, 
:3 Do it for thy ^w^ twue-wove take; 
Love ^-^ and x3 wanguish for ^.^ his >_< sake. 
;;w;; Be it uWu ounce, >w< ow ^.^ cat, >w< ow ^.^ beaw, 
xDD Pawd, >w< ow xDD boaw xDD with :33 bwistwed ^-^ haiw, 
^.^ In thy eye ^w^ that >_< shaww ÚwÚ appeaw 
When >w< thou wak'st, it is thy x3 deaw. 
>_> Wake uWu when ÚwÚ some :3 viwe >_> thing is UwU nyeaw. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew :3 WYSANDEW ^-^ and >_< HEWMIA 

>w< WYSANDEW. :33 Faiw love, :33 you UwU faint xDD with wand'ring ^-^ in >w< the >_> wood; 
And, uWu to UwU speak :33 twoth, ^-^ I have :3 fowgot x3 ouw OwO way; 
>w< We'ww :33 west us, xDD Hewmia, >_> if :33 you xDD think it ^.^ good, 
And tarry for >w< the x3 comfowt :3 of >w< the ;;w;; day. 
>_< HEWMIA. ;;w;; Be it ;;w;; so, Lysander: find :33 you :33 out a UwU bed, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I upon ^w^ this ^.^ bank >w< wiww :33 west >_> my head. 
>w< WYSANDEW. uWu Onye UwU tuwf >_< shaww >_> sewve ÚwÚ as :33 piwwow for uWu us both; 
uWu Onye heart, >w< onye UwU bed, x3 two >w< bosoms, ^-^ and >w< onye ^w^ twoth. 
>_< HEWMIA. Nay, ^w^ good ^w^ Wysandew; for >_> my xDD sake, >_> my x3 deaw, 
Lie further off ÚwÚ yet; do UwU nyot >_< wie ;;w;; so UwU nyeaw. 
>w< WYSANDEW. OwO O, ^w^ take >w< the ^w^ sense, >w< sweet, :3 of >_> my >_< innyocence! 
Love >_> takes >w< the >_> meanying ^-^ in love's ^.^ confewence. 
^-^ I UwU mean ^w^ that >_> my :33 heawt >_< unto ;;w;; youws is >w< knyit, 
So ^w^ that but >w< onye :33 heawt ;;w;; we ^w^ can uWu make :3 of x3 it; 
>_< Two xDD bosoms :33 intewchainyed xDD with :3 an xDD oath, 
So :33 then x3 two xDD bosoms ^-^ and a :33 singwe ^w^ twoth. 
UwU Then :3 by ^-^ youw >w< side xDD nyo bed-room :33 me xDD deny, 
:3 Fow lying ;;w;; so, xDD Hewmia, ^-^ I do UwU nyot :33 wie. 
>_< HEWMIA. uWu Wysandew xDD widdwes :3 vewy ÚwÚ pwettiwy. 
:3 Nyow ÚwÚ much uWu beshwew >_> my :3 mannyews ^-^ and >_> my :33 pwide, 
UwU If :33 Hewmia OwO meant uWu to say uWu Wysandew lied! 
>w< But, ÚwÚ gentwe ^.^ fwiend, for :33 wove ^-^ and :3 couwtesy 
Lie further ÚwÚ off, ^-^ in uWu human ;;w;; modesty; 
>_> Such uWu sepawation ÚwÚ as ^w^ may ^w^ weww >_< be ^-^ said 
Becomes a x3 viwtuous OwO bachewow ^-^ and a >_> maid, 
So far >_< be ^w^ distant; ^-^ and ^w^ good OwO nyight, sweet OwO fwiend. 
>w< Thy :33 wove >w< nye'ew alter :3 tiww thy sweet OwO wife OwO end! 
>w< WYSANDEW. xDD Amen, :3 amen, uWu to ^w^ that ^.^ faiw xDD pwayew say I; 
And :33 then UwU end OwO wife uWu when ^-^ I UwU end loyalty! 
uWu Hewe is >_> my bed; OwO sweep >w< give ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; aww ^.^ his rest! 
>_< HEWMIA. With :3 hawf ^w^ that :33 wish >w< the ÚwÚ wishew's ^.^ eyes >_< be OwO pwess'd! 
;;w;; [They ^.^ sweep] 

^-^ Entew PUCK 

PUCK. >_> Thwough >w< the forest have ^-^ I gone, 
xDD But x3 Athenyian x3 found ^-^ I none 
:3 On :3 whose ^.^ eyes ^-^ I :33 might ÚwÚ appwove 
^.^ This flower's ÚwÚ fowce ^-^ in stirring :3 wove. 
UwU Nyight ^-^ and :3 siwence- >_< Who is :33 hewe? 
>_< Weeds :3 of ^w^ Athens UwU he x3 doth OwO weaw: 
^.^ This is ÚwÚ he, >_> my ^w^ mastew ^w^ said, 
ÚwÚ Despised >w< the x3 Athenyian ^-^ maid; 
And ÚwÚ hewe >w< the >_> maiden, sleeping uWu sound, 
:3 On >w< the ^.^ dank ^-^ and >w< diwty uWu gwound. 
ÚwÚ Pwetty soul! she durst UwU nyot >_< wie 
Near ^w^ this >w< wack-wove, ^w^ this OwO kiww-couwtesy. 
UwU Chuww, upon thy ^.^ eyes ^-^ I OwO thwow 
;;w;; Aww >w< the ÚwÚ powew ^w^ this :3 chawm x3 doth :3 owe: 
When >w< thou :33 wak'st let :33 wove x3 fowbid 
Sleep ^.^ his ^w^ seat on thy :33 eyewid. 
So >_< awake uWu when ^-^ I am gone; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I must now uWu to Oberon. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew DEMETRIUS ^-^ and OwO HEWENyA, running 

>w< HEWENyA. Stay, though >w< thou kill me, sweet Demetrius. 
DEMETRIUS. ^-^ I charge ^-^ thee, OwO hence, ^-^ and do UwU nyot haunt :33 me thus. 
>w< HEWENyA. OwO O, OwO wiwt >w< thou ;;w;; dawkwing uWu weave ÚwÚ me? :3 Do UwU nyot >_< so. 
DEMETRIUS. Stay on thy peril; ^-^ I OwO awonye >w< wiww ^w^ go. x3 Exit 
>w< HEWENyA. OwO O, ^-^ I am :33 out :3 of >_< bweath ^-^ in ^w^ this ;;w;; fond ;;w;; chase! 
^.^ The :33 mowe >_> my UwU pwayew, >w< the UwU wessew is >_> my grace. 
x3 Happy is xDD Hewmia, xDD whewesoe'ew she ^w^ wies, 
:3 Fow she hath xDD bwessed ^-^ and >_< attwactive ^-^ eyes. 
UwU How came ;;w;; hew ^.^ eyes ;;w;; so :3 bwight? uWu Nyot xDD with uWu sawt :33 teaws; 
UwU If ;;w;; so, >_> my ^.^ eyes are ^.^ oft'nyew >_< wash'd than uWu hews. 
x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, ^-^ I am ÚwÚ as ^.^ ugwy ÚwÚ as a ^.^ beaw, 
:3 Fow UwU beasts ^w^ that meet :33 me run xDD away for fear; 
Therefore xDD nyo :3 mawvew though uWu Demetwius 
ÚwÚ Do, ÚwÚ as a ^w^ monstew, OwO fwy >_> my presence thus. 
:3 What >_> wicked ^-^ and ;;w;; dissembwing x3 gwass :3 of mine 
^-^ Made :33 me xDD compawe xDD with ^w^ Hewmia's sphery xDD eynye? 
xDD But ;;w;; who is :33 hewe? ;;w;; Wysandew! on >w< the xDD gwound! 
x3 Dead, >w< ow :3 asweep? ^-^ I see xDD nyo uWu bwood, xDD nyo ;;w;; wound. 
Lysander, >_> if :33 you >_< wive, ^w^ good sir, awake. 
>w< WYSANDEW. ^w^ [Waking] And run through ^w^ fiwe ^-^ I >w< wiww for thy sweet >_< sake. 
x3 Twanspawent :33 Hewenya! Nature :3 shows >_< awt, 
:33 That through thy bosom ^-^ makes :33 me see thy >w< heawt. 
;;w;; Whewe is >_> Demetwius? OwO O, how >w< fit a :3 wowd 
Is ^w^ that :3 viwe name uWu to perish on >_> my sword! 
>w< HEWENyA. :3 Do UwU nyot say ;;w;; so, ^w^ Wysandew; say UwU nyot >_< so. 
:3 What though UwU he :33 wove ^-^ youw Hermia? Lord, what x3 though? 
^w^ Yet :33 Hewmia OwO stiww >_< woves you; :33 then >_< be :33 content. 
>w< WYSANDEW. :3 Content xDD with >_> Hewmia! No: ^-^ I do ^-^ wepent 
^.^ The x3 tedious minutes ^-^ I xDD with ;;w;; hew have spent. 
uWu Nyot :33 Hewmia but ^.^ Hewenya ^-^ I love: 
>_< Who >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ change a xDD waven for a dove? 
^.^ The >w< wiww :3 of man is :3 by ^.^ his :3 weason ^w^ sway'd, 
And :3 weason x3 says :33 you are >w< the :33 wowthiew ^.^ maid. 
:33 Things growing are UwU nyot ripe x3 untiw their x3 season; 
So ;;w;; I, being ;;w;; young, :3 tiww now ripe UwU nyot uWu to x3 weason; 
And touching now >w< the point :3 of uWu human skill, 
;;w;; Weason UwU becomes >w< the >_< mawshaw uWu to >_> my will, 
And >_< weads :33 me uWu to ^-^ youw uWu eyes, >w< whewe ^-^ I >_< o'ewwook 
xDD Wove's >_> stowies, written ^-^ in xDD Wove's >_> wichest ÚwÚ book. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^.^ Whewefowe >_> was ^-^ I uWu to ^w^ this ;;w;; keen uWu mockewy born? 
When :3 at ^-^ youw >w< hands >w< did ^-^ I ^w^ desewve ^w^ this xDD scown? 
Is't UwU nyot ^w^ enyough, ^w^ is't UwU nyot ^w^ enyough, xDD young ;;w;; man, 
:33 That ^-^ I >w< did ^w^ nyevew, uWu nyo, >_< nyow UwU nyevew can, 
:33 Desewve a sweet >w< wook OwO fwom OwO Demetwius' ^-^ eye, 
xDD But :33 you must :33 fwout >_> my ^w^ insufficiency? 
Good :33 twoth, :33 you do :33 me OwO wwong, ^w^ good sooth, :33 you ÚwÚ do, 
^.^ In >_< such :3 disdainfuw >w< mannyew :33 me uWu to >w< woo. 
xDD But fare :33 you :3 weww; UwU pewfowce ^-^ I must x3 confess 
^-^ I :3 thought :33 you lord :3 of :33 mowe OwO twue >w< gentwenyess. 
OwO O, ^w^ that a lady :3 of >w< onye man refus'd 
^.^ Shouwd :3 of uWu anyothew x3 thewefowe >_< be >_< abus'd! x3 Exit 
>w< WYSANDEW. ÚwÚ She x3 sees UwU nyot OwO Hewmia. xDD Hewmia, OwO sweep >w< thou >_> thewe; 
And UwU nyevew ;;w;; mayst >w< thou come uWu Wysandew *looks at you* nyeaw! 
^.^ Fow, ÚwÚ as a ÚwÚ suwfeit :3 of >w< the sweetest things 
^.^ The xDD deepest ^-^ woathing uWu to >w< the stomach ^-^ bwings, 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ as >w< the ÚwÚ hewesies ^w^ that ^-^ men do uWu weave 
;;w;; Awe hated :3 most :3 of those :33 they >w< did UwU deceive, 
So UwU thou, >_> my ÚwÚ suwfeit ^-^ and >_> my uWu hewesy, 
Of ;;w;; aww >_< be >_> hated, but >w< the :3 most :3 of me! 
And, ;;w;; aww >_> my ^-^ powews, xDD addwess ^-^ youw :33 wove ^-^ and :33 might 
>_< To >w< honyouw x3 Hewen, ^-^ and uWu to >_< be ;;w;; hew knight! x3 Exit 
>_< HEWMIA. ^w^ [Stawting] Help me, Lysander, :33 hewp x3 me; do thy uWu best 
>_< To pluck ^w^ this crawling serpent OwO fwom >_> my breast. 
OwO Ay me, for pity! :3 What a dream >_> was ^w^ hewe! 
Lysander, >w< wook how ^-^ I do >_< quake xDD with >_< feaw. 
:3 Methought a serpent >w< eat >_> my :33 heawt uWu away, 
And :33 you :33 sat >_< smiwing :3 at ^.^ his OwO cwuew ^-^ pwey. 
;;w;; Wysandew! ^w^ What, UwU wemov'd? ;;w;; Wysandew! lord! 
^w^ What, :33 out :3 of hearing :33 gonye? :33 Nyo uWu sound, xDD nyo >w< wowd? 
Alack, >w< whewe are :33 you? Speak, :3 an >_> if :33 you OwO heaw; 
Speak, :3 of ;;w;; aww loves! ^-^ I ^w^ swoon almost xDD with >_< feaw. 
No? UwU Then ^-^ I ^w^ weww :3 pewceive :33 you are UwU nyot OwO nyigh. 
>w< Eithew ÚwÚ death >w< ow :33 you >_< I'ww find immediately. x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The x3 wood. UwU TITANyIA lying :3 asweep 

^-^ Entew OwO QUINCE, >_< SNyUG, >_> BOTTOM, uWu FWUTE, UwU SNyOUT, ^-^ and UwU STAWVEWING 

>w< BOTTOM. ;;w;; Awe ;;w;; we ;;w;; aww UwU met? 
^w^ QUINCE. ÚwÚ Pat, :33 pat; ^-^ and >_> hewe's a ^w^ mawvewwous >_< convenyient :3 pwace for x3 ouw 
uWu weheawsaw. ^.^ This >_> gween :3 pwot >_< shaww >_< be x3 ouw >_< stage, ^w^ this :3 hawthown 
;;w;; bwake x3 ouw tiring-house; ^-^ and ;;w;; we >w< wiww do it ^-^ in >w< action, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we >w< wiww 
do it :33 befowe >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
>w< BOTTOM. >w< Petew UwU Quince! 
^w^ QUINCE. :3 What x3 sayest UwU thou, ^.^ buwwy >w< Bottom? 
>w< BOTTOM. ;;w;; Thewe are things ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< comedy :3 of x3 Pywamus ^-^ and uWu Thisby ^w^ that 
>w< wiww UwU nyevew :33 pwease. ^-^ Fiwst, x3 Pywamus must draw a >_< swowd uWu to kill 
^.^ himsewf; xDD which >w< the ladies ;;w;; cannyot abide. UwU How answer :33 you that? 
^.^ SNyOUT. ;;w;; By'w x3 wakin, a :33 pawwous >_< feaw. 
^.^ STAWVEWING. ^-^ I xDD bewieve ;;w;; we must uWu weave >w< the ÚwÚ kiwwing x3 out, uWu when ;;w;; aww is 
OwO donye. 
>w< BOTTOM. uWu Nyot a ^.^ whit; ^-^ I have a ;;w;; device uWu to uWu make ;;w;; aww ^.^ weww. >w< Wwite :33 me a 
>_< pwowogue; ^-^ and let >w< the xDD pwowogue seem uWu to say ;;w;; we >w< wiww do xDD nyo ^-^ hawm 
xDD with x3 ouw >_< swowds, ^-^ and ^w^ that x3 Pywamus is UwU nyot kill'd uWu indeed; ^-^ and for 
>w< the :33 mowe xDD bettew >_> assuwance, tell them ^w^ that ^-^ I x3 Pywamus am UwU nyot 
x3 Pywamus but >_< Bottom >w< the >_> weavew. ^.^ This >w< wiww put them :33 out :3 of >_< feaw. 
^w^ QUINCE. xDD Weww, ;;w;; we >w< wiww have >_< such a >_< pwowogue; ^-^ and it >_< shaww >_< be written 
^-^ in xDD eight ^-^ and ÚwÚ six. 
>w< BOTTOM. x3 Nyo, uWu make it x3 two >_< mowe; let it >_< be written ^-^ in xDD eight ^-^ and eight. 
^.^ SNyOUT. Will UwU nyot >w< the ladies >_< be ÚwÚ afeawd :3 of >w< the ;;w;; wion? 
^.^ STAWVEWING. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ^w^ it, ^-^ I x3 pwomise ÚwÚ you. 
>w< BOTTOM. >_> Mastews, :33 you OwO ought uWu to uWu considew xDD with :33 youwsewf uWu to >_< bwing ;;w;; in- 
>_> God >_< shiewd x3 us!- a lion xDD among ladies is a :3 most dreadful thing; for 
>w< thewe is UwU nyot a :33 mowe OwO feawfuw ^w^ wiwd-foww than ^-^ youw lion ^-^ wiving; ^-^ and 
;;w;; we OwO ought uWu to >w< wook to't. 
^.^ SNyOUT. Therefore uWu anyothew xDD pwowogue must tell UwU he is UwU nyot a ;;w;; wion. 
>w< BOTTOM. Nay, :33 you must name ^.^ his ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ and :3 hawf ^.^ his UwU face must >_< be seen 
through >w< the lion's x3 nyeck; ^-^ and UwU he himself must UwU speak through, 
saying thus, >w< ow uWu to >w< the ^-^ same :3 defect: ÚwÚ 'Wadies,' >w< ow xDD 'Faiw :3 wadies, ^-^ I 
:3 wouwd :33 wish UwU you' >w< ow 'I :3 wouwd :33 wequest UwU you' >w< ow 'I :3 wouwd entreat :33 you 
UwU nyot uWu to fear, UwU nyot uWu to >_< twembwe. ^w^ My OwO wife for yours! UwU If :33 you xDD think ^-^ I 
come ÚwÚ hithew ÚwÚ as a x3 wion, it were :33 pity :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ wife. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I am xDD nyo >_< such 
thing; ^-^ I am a man ÚwÚ as x3 othew ^-^ men >_< awe.' And there, UwU indeed, let xDD him 
name ^.^ his ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ and tell them plainly UwU he is :3 Snyug >w< the :33 joinyew. 
^w^ QUINCE. xDD Weww, it >_< shaww >_< be >_< so. xDD But >w< thewe is x3 two :33 hawd ÚwÚ things- ^w^ that 
UwU is, uWu to >_< bwing >w< the :33 moonwight uWu into a >_< chambew; ^-^ fow, :33 you :33 knyow, x3 Pywamus 
^-^ and uWu Thisby meet :3 by UwU moonwight. 
^.^ SNyOUT. ^.^ Doth >w< the moon shine ^w^ that night ;;w;; we uWu pway x3 ouw >w< pway? 
>w< BOTTOM. xDD A xDD cawendaw, a :3 cawendaw! ÚwÚ Wook ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ awmanyack; find :33 out 
>_< moonshinye, find :33 out moonshine. 
^w^ QUINCE. ^w^ Yes, it x3 doth shine ^w^ that night. 
>w< BOTTOM. :3 Why, :33 then ^w^ may :33 you uWu weave a ^.^ casement :3 of >w< the >_> gweat x3 chambew 
;;w;; window, >w< whewe ;;w;; we uWu pway, open; ^-^ and >w< the moon ^w^ may shine ^-^ in :3 at >w< the 
^w^ casement. 
^w^ QUINCE. >_> Ay; >w< ow else >w< onye must come ^-^ in xDD with a ÚwÚ bush :3 of :3 thowns ^-^ and a 
lantern, ^-^ and say UwU he ÚwÚ comes uWu to ^w^ disfiguwe >w< ow uWu to present >w< the :33 pewson 
:3 of Moonshine. UwU Then >w< thewe is uWu anyothew thing: ;;w;; we must have a :33 waww ^-^ in 
>w< the >_> gweat >_< chambew; for x3 Pywamus ^-^ and Thisby, x3 says >w< the ^.^ stowy, >w< did 
^-^ tawk through >w< the xDD chink :3 of a :3 waww. 
^.^ SNyOUT. You ^w^ can UwU nyevew >_< bwing ^-^ in a :3 waww. :3 What say ^.^ you, >w< Bottom? 
>w< BOTTOM. ^.^ Some man >w< ow x3 othew must present ;;w;; Waww; ^-^ and let xDD him have ÚwÚ some 
:3 pwastew, >w< ow ÚwÚ some OwO woam, >w< ow ÚwÚ some >_< wough-cast uWu about :3 him, uWu to >_> signyify 
>_> waww; ^-^ and let xDD him hold ^.^ his fingers thus, ^-^ and through ^w^ that :33 cwanny 
>_< shaww x3 Pywamus ^-^ and uWu Thisby whisper. 
^w^ QUINCE. UwU If ^w^ that ^w^ may be, :33 then ;;w;; aww is ^.^ weww. uWu Come, ÚwÚ sit x3 down, >_> evewy 
xDD mothew's son, ^-^ and rehearse ^-^ youw UwU pawts. Pyramus, :33 you >w< begin; uWu when 
:33 you have ^-^ spoken ^-^ youw :3 speech, UwU entew uWu into ^w^ that brake; ^-^ and ;;w;; so >_> evewy 
>w< onye uWu accowding uWu to ^.^ his :3 cue. 

^-^ Entew PUCK x3 behind 

PUCK. :3 What hempen ^.^ homespuns have ;;w;; we >_> swagg'wing ;;w;; hewe, 
So uWu nyeaw >w< the ^-^ cwadwe :3 of >w< the >_> Faiwy Queen? 
^w^ What, a uWu pway toward! >_< I'ww >_< be :3 an >_> auditow; 
;;w;; An xDD actow x3 too >_> pewhaps, >_> if ^-^ I see cause. 
^w^ QUINCE. Speak, uWu Pywamus. Thisby, >_< stand forth. 
>w< BOTTOM. Thisby, >w< the >w< fwowews :3 of uWu odious ^.^ savouws ;;w;; sweet- 
^w^ QUINCE. ^.^ 'Odious'- odorous! 
>w< BOTTOM. uWu -odouws ^.^ savouws >w< sweet; 
So hath thy >w< bweath, >_> my x3 deawest uWu Thisby x3 deaw. 
xDD But UwU hawk, a x3 voice! Stay >w< thou but ÚwÚ hewe >_< awhiwe, 
And :3 by ^-^ and :3 by ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu to ÚwÚ thee appear. x3 Exit 
PUCK. xDD A stranger x3 Pywamus than e'er x3 pwayed ^w^ hewe! x3 Exit 
FLUTE. ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I UwU speak OwO nyow? 
^w^ QUINCE. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, must you; for :33 you must understand UwU he :3 goes but uWu to 
see a noise ^w^ that UwU he >w< heawd, ^-^ and is uWu to come again. 
FLUTE. uWu Most radiant Pyramus, :3 most lily-white :3 of hue, 
Of xDD cowouw OwO wike >w< the ^.^ wed rose on uWu twiumphant >_> bwiew, 
uWu Most :3 bwisky juvenal, ^-^ and x3 eke :3 most ^-^ wovewy x3 Jew, 
:33 As OwO twue ÚwÚ as :3 twuest ^.^ howse, ^w^ that :3 wouwd UwU nyevew tire, 
>_< I'ww meet ^-^ thee, Pyramus, :3 at Ninny's tomb. 
^w^ QUINCE. :33 'Nyinyus' :3 tomb,' ^.^ man! :3 Why, :33 you must UwU nyot UwU speak ^w^ that ÚwÚ yet; ^w^ that 
:33 you answer uWu to uWu Pywamus. You UwU speak ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw ^.^ pawt :3 at once, :33 cues, ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ aww. x3 Pywamus ^w^ entew: ^-^ youw x3 cue is past; it is x3 'nyevew OwO tiwe.' 
FLUTE. :33 O- :33 As OwO twue ÚwÚ as :3 twuest ^.^ howse, ^w^ that ^w^ y et :3 wouwd UwU nyevew tire. 

^-^ We-entew PUCK, ^-^ and :3 BOTTOM xDD with :3 an >w< ass's ^.^ head 

>w< BOTTOM. UwU If ^-^ I were x3 faiw, Thisby, ^-^ I were :3 onwy thine. 
^w^ QUINCE. O x3 monstwous! O :33 stwange! OwO We are haunted. Pray, masters! UwU fwy, 
masters! >w< Hewp! 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but :3 BOTTOM ^-^ and PUCK 
PUCK. >_< I'ww x3 fowwow you; >_< I'ww ÚwÚ wead :33 you uWu about a round, 
>_> Thwough :3 bog, through bush, through brake, through ^-^ bwiew; 
OwO Sometime a ;;w;; howse >_< I'ww be, x3 sometime a ^.^ hound, 
xDD A hog, a >_< headwess ^.^ beaw, x3 sometime a ^w^ fiwe; 
And ;;w;; nyeigh, ^-^ and xDD bawk, ^-^ and ^-^ gwunt, ^-^ and roar, ^-^ and OwO buwn, 
>w< Wike ^.^ howse, ^.^ hound, hog, ^.^ beaw, ÚwÚ fiwe, :3 at >_> evewy x3 tuwn. 
x3 Exit 
>w< BOTTOM. ^.^ Why do :33 they run ;;w;; away? ^.^ This is a OwO knyavewy :3 of them uWu to uWu make :33 me 
^-^ afeawd. 

^-^ We-entew >_> SNyOUT 

^.^ SNyOUT. O >_> Bottom, >w< thou UwU awt OwO chang'd! :3 What do ^-^ I see on uWu thee? 
>w< BOTTOM. :3 What do :33 you ÚwÚ see? You see :3 an ass-head :3 of ^-^ youw OwO own, do :33 you? 
x3 Exit >_> SNyOUT 

^-^ We-entew >_> QUINCE 

^w^ QUINCE. :3 Bwess ^-^ thee, >_> Bottom, bless ^-^ thee! Thou UwU awt :3 twanswated. 
x3 Exit 
>w< BOTTOM. ^-^ I see their ;;w;; knyavewy: ^w^ this is uWu to uWu make :3 an >w< ass :3 of x3 me; uWu to 
xDD fwight me, >_> if :33 they ;;w;; couwd. xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< stiw OwO fwom ^w^ this place, do 
what :33 they x3 can; ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ wawk :3 up ^-^ and OwO down ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ and >w< wiww ÚwÚ sing, ^w^ that 
:33 they >_< shaww >_> heaw ^-^ I am UwU nyot >w< afwaid. :3 [Sings] 

^.^ The xDD ousew OwO cock, ;;w;; so >w< bwack :3 of hue, 
With orange-tawny ;;w;; biww, 
^.^ The :33 thwostwe xDD with ^.^ his UwU nyote ;;w;; so ;;w;; twue, 
^.^ The :3 wwen xDD with ^-^ wittwe quill. 

TITANIA. :3 What >w< angew wakes :33 me OwO fwom >_> my >w< fwow'wy bed? 
>w< BOTTOM. :3 [Sings] 
^.^ The ÚwÚ finch, >w< the >w< spawwow, ^-^ and >w< the lark, 
^.^ The uWu pwain-song ^w^ cuckoo xDD gwey, 
>_< Whose UwU nyote full uWu many a man x3 doth mark, 
And ^w^ dawes UwU nyot answer nay- 
^-^ fow, UwU indeed, ;;w;; who :3 wouwd ^w^ set ^.^ his UwU wit uWu to ;;w;; so x3 foowish a bird? 
>_< Who :3 wouwd >w< give a ^.^ biwd >w< the ÚwÚ he, though UwU he ^.^ cwy OwO 'cuckoo' UwU nyevew so? 
TITANIA. ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ gentwe xDD mowtaw, ^.^ sing again. 
Mine >_> eaw is ÚwÚ much ^-^ enyamouwed :3 of thy note; 
So is mine eye ÚwÚ enthwawwed uWu to thy uWu shape; 
And thy ^.^ faiw OwO viwtue's ÚwÚ fowce UwU pewfowce x3 doth ^.^ move me, 
:3 On >w< the >_> fiwst view, uWu to say, uWu to OwO sweaw, ^-^ I :33 wove ;;w;; thee. 
>w< BOTTOM. ÚwÚ Methinks, mistress, :33 you OwO shouwd have ^-^ wittwe :3 weason for UwU that. 
And yet, uWu to say >w< the truth, :3 weason ^-^ and :33 wove :3 keep ^-^ wittwe company 
x3 togethew ^-^ nyow-a-days. ^.^ The :33 mowe >w< the :33 pity ^w^ that ÚwÚ some uWu honyest 
^-^ nyeighbouws >w< wiww UwU nyot uWu make them uWu fwiends. Nay, ^-^ I ^w^ can xDD gweek upon 
^.^ occasion. 
TITANIA. Thou UwU awt ÚwÚ as uWu wise ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU awt xDD beautifuw. 
>w< BOTTOM. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, :3 nyeithew; but >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ had UwU wit :33 enyough uWu to x3 get :33 out :3 of ^w^ this 
wood, ^-^ I have :33 enyough uWu to >_> sewve mine ^-^ own x3 tuwn. 
TITANIA. >_> Out :3 of ^w^ this >w< wood do UwU nyot desire uWu to go; 
Thou xDD shawt UwU wemain ÚwÚ hewe whether >w< thou OwO wiwt >w< ow uWu nyo. 
^-^ I am a ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of xDD nyo UwU common >_> wate; 
^.^ The summer OwO stiww x3 doth ^.^ tend upon >_> my UwU state; 
And ^-^ I do :33 wove ;;w;; thee; >_< thewefowe, ^w^ go xDD with >w< me. 
>_< I'ww >w< give ÚwÚ thee fairies uWu to ^-^ attend on ;;w;; thee; 
And :33 they >_< shaww fetch ÚwÚ thee >_> jewews OwO fwom >w< the uWu deep, 
And ÚwÚ sing, :33 whiwe >w< thou on pressed >w< fwowews dost sleep; 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww purge thy x3 mowtaw :3 gwossnyess ;;w;; so 
:33 That >w< thou xDD shawt OwO wike :3 an ÚwÚ aiwy ÚwÚ spiwit ^w^ go. 
uWu Peasebwossom! Cobweb! ^.^ Moth! ^-^ and :3 Mustawdseed! 

^-^ Entew PEASEBLOSSOM, >_< COBWEB, >w< MOTH, ^-^ and ;;w;; MUSTAWDSEED 

^w^ PEASEBWOSSOM. >w< Weady. 
>_> COBWEB. And xDD I. 
ÚwÚ MOTH. And xDD I. 
MUSTARDSEED. And xDD I. 
OwO AWW. ;;w;; Whewe >_< shaww ;;w;; we uWu go? 
TITANIA. ;;w;; Be uWu kind ^-^ and courteous uWu to ^w^ this ;;w;; gentweman; 
^w^ Hop ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO wawks ^-^ and UwU gambow ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> eyes; 
OwO Feed xDD him xDD with ^w^ apwicocks ^-^ and dewberries, 
With >w< puwpwe x3 gwapes, >_> gween ^-^ figs, ^-^ and ^-^ muwbewwies; 
^.^ The ^-^ honyey x3 bags >_> steaw OwO fwom >w< the ;;w;; humbwe-bees, 
And for ^.^ nyight-tapews crop their :3 waxen OwO thighs, 
And :3 wight them :3 at >w< the ^-^ fiewy x3 gwow-wowm's uWu eyes, 
>_< To have >_> my :33 wove uWu to bed ^-^ and uWu to ^-^ awise; 
And pluck >w< the uWu wings OwO fwom painted >_< buttewfwies, 
>_< To ^w^ fan >w< the moonbeams OwO fwom ^.^ his sleeping ^-^ eyes. 
^.^ Nyod uWu to :3 him, >w< ewves, ^-^ and do xDD him :33 couwtesies. 
^w^ PEASEBWOSSOM. UwU Haiw, mortal! 
>_> COBWEB. Hail! 
ÚwÚ MOTH. Hail! 
MUSTARDSEED. Hail! 
>w< BOTTOM. ^-^ I ^.^ cwy ^-^ youw OwO wowships >_> mewcy, OwO heawtiwy; ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw 
:3 wowship's name. 
>_> COBWEB. OwO Cobweb. 
>w< BOTTOM. ^-^ I >_< shaww desire :33 you :3 of :33 mowe :3 acquaintance, ^w^ good >w< Mastew 
OwO Cobweb. UwU If ^-^ I cut >_> my ^-^ fingew, ^-^ I >_< shaww uWu make xDD bowd xDD with ÚwÚ you. ;;w;; Youw 
;;w;; nyame, uWu honyest ;;w;; gentweman? 
^w^ PEASEBWOSSOM. Peaseblossom. 
>w< BOTTOM. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >w< commend :33 me uWu to Mistress Squash, ^-^ youw mother, ^-^ and 
uWu to >w< Mastew Peascod, ^-^ youw :33 fathew. Good >w< Mastew Peaseblossom, ^-^ I >_< shaww 
desire :33 you :3 of :33 mowe >w< acquaintance >_< too. ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, 
>_> siw? 
MUSTARDSEED. Mustardseed. 
>w< BOTTOM. Good >w< Mastew Mustardseed, ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ youw x3 patience ^.^ weww. :33 That 
^-^ same cowardly OwO giant-wike uWu ox-beef hath ^.^ devouw'd uWu many a gentleman 
:3 of ^-^ youw ^w^ house. ^-^ I x3 pwomise :33 you ^-^ youw >_< kindwed hath uWu made >_> my ^.^ eyes water 
^-^ ewe UwU nyow. ^-^ I desire :33 you :3 of :33 mowe :3 acquaintance, ^w^ good >w< Mastew 
Mustardseed. 
TITANIA. uWu Come, :3 wait upon xDD him; ÚwÚ wead xDD him uWu to >_> my >_< bowew. 
^.^ The moon, methinks, OwO wooks xDD with a uWu wat'wy eye; 
And uWu when she ^.^ weeps, ^.^ weeps >_> evewy ^-^ wittwe xDD fwowew; 
Lamenting ÚwÚ some UwU enfowced chastity. 
^-^ Tie :3 up >_> my love's uWu tongue, >_< bwing xDD him >_> siwentwy. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the >w< wood 

^-^ Entew :33 OBEWON 

^w^ OBEWON. ^-^ I x3 wondew >_> if OwO Titanyia >_< be :33 awak'd; 
OwO Then, what it >_> was ^w^ that UwU nyext came ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^-^ eye, 
Which she must ÚwÚ dote on ^-^ in xDD extwemity. 

^-^ Entew PUCK 

uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my ÚwÚ messengew. UwU How uWu nyow, uWu mad ^-^ spiwit! 
:3 What night-rule now uWu about ^w^ this >_> haunted ^w^ gwove? 
PUCK. ^w^ My ÚwÚ mistwess xDD with a monster is ^-^ in :3 wove. 
Near uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ cwose ^-^ and OwO consecwated x3 bowew, 
uWu Whiwe she >_> was ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^.^ duww ^-^ and sleeping hour, 
xDD A :33 cwew :3 of :33 patches, rude >_< mechanyicaws, 
:33 That >w< wowk for bread upon x3 Athenyian >w< stawws, 
^.^ Wewe >_< met x3 togethew uWu to rehearse a uWu pway 
Intended for >_> gweat :33 Theseus' nuptial ;;w;; day. 
^.^ The UwU shawwowest thickskin :3 of ^w^ that x3 bawwen sort, 
>_< Who x3 Pywamus ^-^ pwesented, ^-^ in their >_> spowt 
:33 Fowsook ^.^ his uWu scenye ^-^ and >w< ent'wed ^-^ in a brake; 
When ^-^ I >w< did xDD him :3 at ^w^ this ^w^ advantage take, 
;;w;; An >w< ass's nole ^-^ I xDD fixed on ^.^ his head. 
Anon ^.^ his uWu Thisby must >_< be ^-^ answewed, 
And ^-^ fowth >_> my mimic :33 comes. When :33 they xDD him >_< spy, 
:33 As wild geese ^w^ that >w< the UwU cweeping UwU fowwew ^-^ eye, 
>_> Ow >w< wusset-pated ÚwÚ choughs, uWu many ^-^ in sort, 
Rising ^-^ and ;;w;; cawing :3 at >w< the OwO gun's :33 wepowt, 
OwO Sevew >w< themsewves ^-^ and uWu madwy uWu sweep >w< the ^.^ sky, 
So :3 at ^.^ his :33 sight xDD away ^.^ his :3 fewwows fly; 
And :3 at x3 ouw :3 stamp ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ o'ew ^-^ and ^.^ o'ew >w< onye >_< fawws; 
He ^.^ muwdew :33 cwies, ^-^ and :33 hewp OwO fwom ^w^ Athens calls. 
uWu Theiw sense UwU thus weak, :33 wost xDD with their >_> feaws UwU thus strong, 
^-^ Made :33 sensewess things begin uWu to do them OwO wwong, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; bwiews ^-^ and :3 thowns :3 at their :3 appawew :3 snyatch; 
^.^ Some ^.^ sweeves, ÚwÚ some hats, OwO fwom ÚwÚ yiewdews ;;w;; aww things catch. 
^-^ I led them on ^-^ in ^w^ this distracted fear, 
And UwU weft sweet x3 Pywamus :3 twanswated >_> thewe; 
When ^-^ in ^w^ that ^.^ moment, ;;w;; so it came uWu to ^-^ pass, 
OwO Titanyia wak'd, ^-^ and straightway :3 wov'd :3 an ÚwÚ ass. 
^w^ OBEWON. ^.^ This ;;w;; fawws :33 out xDD bettew than ^-^ I ^-^ couwd devise. 
xDD But UwU hast >w< thou yet >w< watch'd >w< the :3 Athenyian's ^.^ eyes 
With >w< the UwU wove-juice, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >w< did :33 bid ÚwÚ thee do? 
PUCK. ^-^ I took xDD him sweeping- ^w^ that is x3 finyish'd too- 
And >w< the x3 Athenyian woman :3 by ^.^ his UwU side; 
UwU That, uWu when UwU he wak'd, :3 of ÚwÚ fowce she must >_< be ey'd. 

^-^ Entew DEMETRIUS ^-^ and >_< HEWMIA 

^w^ OBEWON. :33 Stand OwO cwose; ^w^ this is >w< the ^-^ same :33 Athenyian. 
PUCK. ^.^ This is >w< the woman, but UwU nyot ^w^ this >w< the man. 
DEMETRIUS. OwO O, why rebuke :33 you xDD him ^w^ that >_< woves :33 you so? 
:3 Way >_< bweath ;;w;; so OwO bittew on ^-^ youw OwO bittew ^w^ foe. 
>_< HEWMIA. :3 Nyow ^-^ I but ;;w;; chide, but ^-^ I OwO shouwd ÚwÚ use ÚwÚ thee ^-^ wowse, 
:3 Fow UwU thou, ^-^ I fear, UwU hast ÚwÚ given :33 me >_< cause uWu to ^.^ cuwse. 
UwU If >w< thou UwU hast OwO swain uWu Wysandew ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD sweep, 
ÚwÚ Being ^.^ o'ew shoes ^-^ in uWu bwood, plunge ^-^ in >w< the uWu deep, 
And kill :33 me >_< too. 
^.^ The sun >_> was UwU nyot ;;w;; so OwO twue >_< unto >w< the x3 day 
:33 As UwU he uWu to >w< me. >w< Wouwd UwU he have stolen xDD away 
^w^ Fwom sleeping Hermia? >_< I'ww xDD bewieve ÚwÚ as UwU soon 
^.^ This uWu whowe earth ^w^ may >_< be bor'd, ^-^ and ^w^ that >w< the moon 
:3 May through >w< the ^w^ centwe uWu cweep ^-^ and ;;w;; so displease 
ÚwÚ Hew ^-^ bwothew's uWu nyoontide xDD with >_> th' ^.^ Antipodes. 
>_> It ;;w;; cannyot >_< be but >w< thou UwU hast :3 muwd'wed xDD him; 
So OwO shouwd a x3 muwdewew UwU wook- ;;w;; so >_> dead, ;;w;; so xDD gwim. 
DEMETRIUS. So OwO shouwd >w< the :33 muwdewed ;;w;; wook; ^-^ and ;;w;; so OwO shouwd ;;w;; I, 
>w< Piewc'd through >w< the :33 heawt xDD with ^-^ youw ^.^ stewn ^.^ cwuewty; 
^w^ Yet ^.^ you, >w< the xDD muwdewew, >w< wook ÚwÚ as bright, ÚwÚ as :33 cweaw, 
:33 As :3 yondew x3 Venyus ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ;;w;; gwimmewing xDD sphewe. 
>_< HEWMIA. What's ^w^ this uWu to >_> my OwO Wysandew? ;;w;; Whewe is ^-^ he? 
>_< Ah, ^w^ good >w< Demetwius, OwO wiwt >w< thou >w< give xDD him ÚwÚ me? 
DEMETRIUS. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >w< give ^.^ his :33 cawcass uWu to >_> my ^.^ hounds. 
>_< HEWMIA. xDD Out, dog! x3 out, ;;w;; cuw! Thou ^-^ dwiv'st :33 me :33 past >w< the OwO bounds 
Of ^w^ maiden's ^.^ patience. Hast >w< thou OwO swain :3 him, then? 
>_> Hencefowth >_< be UwU nyevew uWu nyumb'wed xDD among men! 
OwO O, once tell OwO twue; tell ;;w;; twue, uWu even for >_> my ^.^ sake! 
x3 Duwst >w< thou have OwO wook'd upon xDD him being awake, 
And UwU hast >w< thou kill'd xDD him OwO sweeping? O ^.^ bwave touch! 
x3 Couwd UwU nyot a worm, :3 an ÚwÚ addew, do ;;w;; so xDD much? 
;;w;; An :3 addew >w< did x3 it; for xDD with ^-^ doubwew tongue 
uWu Than >w< thinye, >w< thou ;;w;; sewpent, UwU nyevew :3 addew ^.^ stung. 
DEMETRIUS. You ÚwÚ spend ^-^ youw passion on a mispris'd ;;w;; mood: 
^-^ I am UwU nyot x3 guiwty :3 of Lysander's ;;w;; bwood; 
>_> Nyow is UwU he >_> dead, for :3 aught ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ can xDD teww. 
>_< HEWMIA. ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, tell :33 me :33 then ^w^ that UwU he is ^.^ weww. 
DEMETRIUS. ;;w;; An >_> if ^-^ I could, what OwO shouwd ^-^ I x3 get therefore? 
>_< HEWMIA. xDD A privilege UwU nyevew uWu to see :33 me >w< mowe. 
And OwO fwom thy hated presence ^.^ pawt ^-^ I uWu so; 
ÚwÚ See :33 me xDD nyo :33 mowe whether UwU he >_< be ^-^ dead >w< ow uWu nyo. x3 Exit 
DEMETRIUS. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo following ;;w;; hew ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 fiewce ^.^ vein; 
>_> Hewe, >_< thewefowe, for a :33 whiwe ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD wemain. 
So ÚwÚ sowwow's heavinyess x3 doth >_< heaview ÚwÚ gwow 
:3 Fow ^.^ debt ^w^ that bankrupt OwO sweep x3 doth >_> sowwow owe; 
Which now ^-^ in ÚwÚ some >_< swight :3 measuwe it >w< wiww >_> pay, 
UwU If for ^.^ his tender ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I uWu make ÚwÚ some stay. xDD [Wies >_< down] 
^w^ OBEWON. :3 What UwU hast >w< thou xDD donye? Thou UwU hast mistaken >_< quite, 
And OwO waid >w< the love-juice on ÚwÚ some true-love's ÚwÚ sight. 
Of thy ^w^ mispwision must UwU pewfowce :3 ensue 
^.^ Some OwO twue :33 wove uWu tuwn'd, ^-^ and UwU nyot a x3 fawse OwO tuwn'd :3 twue. 
PUCK. UwU Then >_> fate ^.^ o'ew-wuwes, that, >w< onye man ^-^ howding :33 twoth, 
xDD A million OwO faiw, :33 confounding oath on oath. 
^w^ OBEWON. About >w< the >w< wood ^w^ go :33 swiftew than >w< the wind, 
And ^.^ Hewenya :3 of ^w^ Athens >w< wook >w< thou ^.^ find; 
;;w;; Aww >_> fancy-sick she is ^-^ and ^-^ pawe :3 of OwO cheew, 
With sighs :3 of :33 wove ^w^ that costs >w< the >_> fwesh UwU bwood x3 deaw. 
By ÚwÚ some uWu iwwusion see >w< thou >_< bwing ;;w;; hew >_> hewe; 
>_< I'ww :3 chawm ^.^ his ^.^ eyes ÚwÚ against she do appear. 
PUCK. ^-^ I go, ^-^ I go; >w< wook how ^-^ I go, 
Swifter than ^-^ awwow OwO fwom >w< the OwO Tawtaw's OwO bow. x3 Exit 
^w^ OBEWON. OwO Fwowew :3 of ^w^ this >w< puwpwe xDD dye, 
UwU Hit xDD with UwU Cupid's uWu awchewy, 
Sink ^-^ in >_< appwe :3 of ^.^ his >w< eye. 
When ^.^ his :33 wove UwU he x3 doth ;;w;; espy, 
Let ;;w;; hew shine ÚwÚ as gloriously 
:33 As >w< the x3 Venyus :3 of >w< the >_< sky. 
When >w< thou wak'st, >_> if she >_< be ;;w;; by, 
>_< Beg :3 of ;;w;; hew for remedy. 

^-^ We-entew PUCK 

PUCK. ;;w;; Captain :3 of x3 ouw OwO faiwy :3 band, 
^.^ Hewenya is ÚwÚ hewe :3 at ;;w;; hand, 
And >w< the ^w^ youth :3 mistook :3 by :33 me 
;;w;; Pweading for a >w< wovew's xDD fee; 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we their ;;w;; fond UwU pageant ÚwÚ see? 
Lord, what x3 foows uWu these ^-^ mowtaws :3 be! 
^w^ OBEWON. :33 Stand >w< aside. ^.^ The noise :33 they uWu make 
Will >_< cause uWu Demetwius uWu to awake. 
PUCK. UwU Then >w< wiww x3 two :3 at once ÚwÚ woo ^w^ onye. 
:33 That must xDD nyeeds >_< be >_> spowt ^.^ awonye; 
And those things do uWu best UwU pwease :33 me 
:33 That >w< befaww prepost'rously. 

^-^ Entew :3 WYSANDEW ^-^ and >_> HEWENyA 

>w< WYSANDEW. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd :33 you xDD think ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd ÚwÚ woo ^-^ in xDD scown? 
>w< Scown ^-^ and :33 dewision UwU nyevew come ^-^ in ^.^ teaws. 
ÚwÚ Wook uWu when ^-^ I x3 vow, ^-^ I ^w^ weep; ^-^ and OwO vows ;;w;; so born, 
^.^ In their nativity ;;w;; aww >_> twuth ^-^ appeaws. 
UwU How ^w^ can uWu these things ^-^ in :33 me seem OwO scown uWu to ^.^ you, 
>_< Beawing >w< the x3 badge :3 of faith, uWu to >_< pwove them >w< twue? 
>w< HEWENyA. You do >_> advance ^-^ youw cunning :33 mowe ^-^ and >w< mowe. 
When >_> twuth ^.^ kiwws truth, O UwU deviwish-howy ÚwÚ fway! 
These OwO vows are Hermia's. Will :33 you >w< give ;;w;; hew x3 o'ew? 
^w^ Weigh oath xDD with xDD oath, ^-^ and :33 you >w< wiww OwO nyothing ^w^ weigh: 
;;w;; Youw OwO vows uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ and me, put ^-^ in x3 two :3 scawes, 
Will uWu even ÚwÚ weigh; ^-^ and x3 both ÚwÚ as :3 wight ÚwÚ as OwO tawes. 
>w< WYSANDEW. ^-^ I :33 hod xDD nyo xDD judgment uWu when uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ I UwU swowe. 
>w< HEWENyA. >_> Nyow none, ^-^ in >_> my >w< mind, now :33 you >w< give ;;w;; hew o'er. 
>w< WYSANDEW. uWu Demetwius >_< woves >w< hew, ^-^ and UwU he >_< woves UwU nyot ÚwÚ you. 
DEMETRIUS. ^-^ [Awaking] O x3 Hewen, goddess, :3 nymph, perfect, x3 divinye! 
>_< To x3 what, >_> my love, >_< shaww ^-^ I xDD compawe ^w^ thinye xDD eynye? 
>w< Cwystaw is :33 muddy. OwO O, how ripe ^-^ in ^w^ show 
>w< Thy lips, those ÚwÚ kissing cherries, tempting >_> gwow! 
:33 That >_> puwe ;;w;; congeawed x3 white, >_> high >w< Tauwus' >w< snyow, 
>_< Fann'd xDD with >w< the ^w^ eastewn wind, :3 tuwns uWu to a >w< cwow 
When >w< thou hold'st :3 up thy ;;w;; hand. OwO O, let :33 me >_> kiss 
^.^ This xDD pwincess :3 of >_> puwe x3 white, ^w^ this ;;w;; seaw :3 of xDD bwiss! 
>w< HEWENyA. O spite! O x3 heww! ^-^ I see :33 you ;;w;; aww are bent 
>_< To ^w^ set ÚwÚ against :33 me for ^-^ youw merriment. 
UwU If :33 you were >_< civiw ^-^ and ^-^ knyew courtesy, 
You :3 wouwd UwU nyot do :33 me UwU thus ÚwÚ much OwO injuwy. 
>_> Can :33 you UwU nyot hate me, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you ÚwÚ do, 
xDD But :33 you must :33 join ^-^ in >_< souws uWu to ;;w;; mock :33 me too? 
UwU If :33 you were men, ÚwÚ as ^-^ men :33 you are ^-^ in >_< show, 
You :3 wouwd UwU nyot ÚwÚ use a ÚwÚ gentwe lady xDD so: 
>_< To x3 vow, ^-^ and OwO sweaw, ^-^ and :3 supewpwaise >_> my ^w^ pawts, 
When ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe :33 you hate :33 me xDD with ^-^ youw hearts. 
You x3 both are >_> wivaws, ^-^ and :33 wove uWu Hewmia; 
And now x3 both >_> wivaws, uWu to ;;w;; mock :3 Hewenya. 
xDD A trim exploit, a uWu manwy :33 entewpwise, 
>_< To ^-^ conjuwe tears :3 up ^-^ in a x3 poow >_> maid's ^.^ eyes 
With ^-^ youw OwO dewision! UwU Nyonye :3 of ^-^ nyobwe >_> sowt 
>w< Wouwd ;;w;; so ^w^ offend a virgin, ^-^ and >_< extowt 
xDD A x3 poow ^.^ souw's >_> patience, ;;w;; aww uWu to uWu make :33 you >_> spowt. 
>w< WYSANDEW. You are unkind, >_< Demetwius; >_< be UwU nyot uWu so; 
:3 Fow :33 you :33 wove OwO Hewmia. ^.^ This :33 you >_< knyow ^-^ I >w< knyow; 
And ;;w;; hewe, xDD with ;;w;; aww ^w^ good will, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my heart, 
^.^ In ^w^ Hewmia's :33 wove ^-^ I yield :33 you :3 up >_> my :3 pawt; 
And ;;w;; youws :3 of ^.^ Hewenya uWu to :33 me OwO bequeath, 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I do :33 wove ^-^ and >w< wiww do :3 tiww >_> my ^-^ death. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^.^ Nyevew >w< did mockers waste :33 mowe xDD idwe >_> bweath. 
DEMETRIUS. Lysander, :3 keep thy uWu Hewmia; ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 nyonye. 
UwU If e'er ^-^ I :3 wov'd >w< hew, ;;w;; aww ^w^ that :33 wove is gone. 
^w^ My :33 heawt uWu to ;;w;; hew but ÚwÚ as guest-wise uWu sojouwn'd, 
And now uWu to ÚwÚ Hewen is it home OwO wetuwn'd, 
;;w;; Thewe uWu to xDD wemain. 
>w< WYSANDEW. x3 Hewen, it is UwU nyot >_< so. 
DEMETRIUS. Disparage UwU nyot >w< the faith >w< thou dost UwU nyot :33 knyow, 
Lest, uWu to thy x3 pewiw, >w< thou aby it x3 deaw. 
ÚwÚ Wook >w< whewe thy :33 wove comes; :3 yondew is thy x3 deaw. 

^-^ Entew >_< HEWMIA 

>_< HEWMIA. >w< Dawk OwO nyight, ^w^ that OwO fwom >w< the eye ^.^ his uWu function uWu takes, 
^.^ The >_> eaw :33 mowe quick :3 of >w< appwehension makes; 
Wherein it x3 doth ^.^ impaiw >w< the ;;w;; seeing ^w^ sense, 
>_> It >w< pays >w< the hearing >w< doubwe >w< wecompense. 
Thou UwU awt UwU nyot :3 by mine ^-^ eye, Lysander, >_< found; 
Mine ^-^ eaw, ^-^ I UwU thank ^w^ it, brought :33 me uWu to thy sound. 
xDD But why UwU unkindwy didst >w< thou uWu weave :33 me so? 
>w< WYSANDEW. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd UwU he x3 stay whom :33 wove x3 doth ^-^ pwess uWu to uWu go? 
>_< HEWMIA. :3 What :33 wove ^-^ couwd ^-^ pwess uWu Wysandew OwO fwom >_> my side? 
>w< WYSANDEW. Lysander's love, ^w^ that :3 wouwd UwU nyot let xDD him x3 bide- 
:33 Faiw x3 Hewenya, ;;w;; who :33 mowe >w< engiwds >w< the night 
uWu Than ;;w;; aww ^.^ yon ^-^ fiewy >w< oes ^-^ and ^.^ eyes :3 of x3 wight. 
^.^ Why uWu seek'st >w< thou ÚwÚ me? x3 Couwd UwU nyot ^w^ this uWu make ÚwÚ thee >_< knyow 
^.^ The hate ^-^ I uWu bawe ÚwÚ thee uWu made :33 me uWu weave ÚwÚ thee so? 
>_< HEWMIA. You UwU speak UwU nyot ÚwÚ as :33 you xDD think; it ;;w;; cannyot OwO be. 
>w< HEWENyA. :3 Wo, she is >w< onye :3 of ^w^ this uWu confedewacy! 
:3 Nyow ^-^ I :3 pewceive :33 they have >w< conjoin'd ;;w;; aww xDD thwee 
>_< To ÚwÚ fashion ^w^ this x3 fawse >_> spowt ^-^ in :33 spite :3 of >w< me. 
;;w;; Injuwious >_> Hewmia! :3 most ungrateful :33 maid! 
>_< Have :33 you :33 conspiw'd, have :33 you xDD with uWu these contriv'd, 
>_< To uWu bait :33 me xDD with ^w^ this ÚwÚ fouw x3 dewision? 
Is ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ counsew ^w^ that ;;w;; we x3 two have UwU shaw'd, 
^.^ The ^.^ sistews' ^-^ vows, >w< the >w< houws ^w^ that ;;w;; we have >_< spent, 
When ;;w;; we have :33 chid >w< the >_< hasty-footed :3 time 
:3 Fow parting us- OwO O, is ;;w;; aww >_> fowgot? 
;;w;; Aww school-days' uWu fwiendship, OwO chiwdhood ^w^ innyocence? 
;;w;; We, xDD Hewmia, OwO wike x3 two ^.^ awtificiaw gods, 
>_< Have xDD with x3 ouw >w< nyeedwes >w< cweated x3 both >w< onye UwU fwowew, 
ÚwÚ Both on >w< onye sampler, xDD sitting on >w< onye :33 cushion, 
ÚwÚ Both ^w^ wawbwing :3 of >w< onye OwO song, x3 both ^-^ in >w< onye key; 
:33 As >_> if x3 ouw OwO hands, x3 ouw xDD sides, ^.^ voices, ^-^ and uWu minds, 
Had OwO been incorporate. So ;;w;; we OwO gwew xDD togethew, 
>w< Wike uWu to a >w< doubwe >_> chewwy, seeming x3 pawted, 
xDD But yet :3 an xDD unyion ^-^ in ÚwÚ pawtition, 
>_< Two ^-^ wovewy berries ^w^ mouwded on >w< onye >w< stewn; 
;;w;; So, xDD with x3 two seeming >_< bodies, but >w< onye :33 heawt; 
>_< Two :3 of >w< the first, OwO wike coats ^-^ in heraldry, 
>w< Due but uWu to :3 onye, ^-^ and ÚwÚ cwownyed xDD with >w< onye crest. 
And >w< wiww :33 you rent x3 ouw ancient :33 wove ^.^ asundew, 
>_< To :33 join xDD with ^-^ men ^-^ in ;;w;; scownying ^-^ youw x3 poow ;;w;; fwiend? 
>_> It is UwU nyot ^.^ fwiendwy, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot x3 maidenwy; 
>_< Ouw >w< sex, ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ;;w;; I, ^w^ may chide :33 you for ^w^ it, 
OwO Though ^-^ I OwO awonye do feel >w< the OwO injuwy. 
>_< HEWMIA. ^-^ I am amazed :3 at ^-^ youw passionate words; 
^-^ I OwO scown :33 you not; it ^-^ seems ^w^ that :33 you OwO scown >w< me. 
>w< HEWENyA. >_< Have :33 you UwU nyot ^w^ set Lysander, ÚwÚ as ^-^ in UwU scown, 
>_< To x3 fowwow :33 me ^-^ and praise >_> my ^.^ eyes ^-^ and xDD face? 
And uWu made ^-^ youw x3 othew love, >w< Demetwius, 
>_< Who uWu even but now >w< did :3 spuwn :33 me xDD with ^.^ his >w< foot, 
>_< To UwU caww :33 me goddess, :3 nymph, ^w^ divinye, ^-^ and UwU wawe, 
Precious, xDD cewestiaw? ^.^ Whewefowe ;;w;; speaks UwU he ^w^ this 
>_< To ;;w;; hew UwU he >w< hates? And wherefore x3 doth uWu Wysandew 
Deny ^-^ youw love, ;;w;; so rich >_> within ^.^ his ^w^ souw, 
And tender me, forsooth, :3 affection, 
xDD But :3 by ^-^ youw setting ;;w;; on, :3 by ^-^ youw xDD consent? 
:3 What though ^-^ I >_< be UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^-^ in ^.^ gwace ÚwÚ as ^.^ you, 
So hung upon xDD with love, ;;w;; so OwO fowtunyate, 
xDD But miserable UwU most, uWu to :33 wove >w< unwov'd? 
^.^ This :33 you OwO shouwd :33 pity :3 wathew than ^-^ despise. 
>_< HEWMIA. ^-^ I understand UwU nyot what :33 you UwU mean :3 by this. 
>w< HEWENyA. x3 Ay, do- :33 pewsevew, counterfeit ;;w;; sad looks, 
Make mouths upon :33 me uWu when ^-^ I ^w^ tuwn >_> my OwO back, 
OwO Wink uWu each :3 at ^.^ othew; hold >w< the sweet >w< jest up; 
^.^ This :33 spowt, ^w^ weww ^w^ cawwied, >_< shaww >_< be chronicled. 
UwU If :33 you have :33 any pity, ;;w;; gwace, >w< ow manners, 
You :3 wouwd UwU nyot uWu make :33 me >_< such :3 an argument. 
xDD But fare xDD ye :3 weww; ÚwÚ 'tis partly >_> my ^-^ own :33 fauwt, 
Which >_< death, >w< ow absence, UwU soon >_< shaww remedy. 
>w< WYSANDEW. Stay, ÚwÚ gentwe >w< Hewenya; >_> heaw >_> my OwO excuse; 
^w^ My love, >_> my >_< wife, >_> my ^w^ souw, ^.^ faiw :33 Hewenya! 
>w< HEWENyA. O :33 excewwent! 
>_< HEWMIA. ^-^ Sweet, do UwU nyot OwO scown ;;w;; hew >_< so. 
DEMETRIUS. UwU If she ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ entweat, ^-^ I ^w^ can ^w^ compew. 
>w< WYSANDEW. Thou >_> canst compel xDD nyo :33 mowe than she >_< entweat; 
>w< Thy >w< thweats have xDD nyo :33 mowe >_> stwength than ;;w;; hew ^w^ weak ^.^ pwayews 
x3 Hewen, ^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ thee, :3 by >_> my OwO wife ^-^ I ^w^ do; 
^-^ I xDD sweaw :3 by ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; wose for ÚwÚ thee 
>_< To >_< pwove xDD him x3 fawse ^w^ that x3 says ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee uWu nyot. 
DEMETRIUS. ^-^ I say ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee :33 mowe than UwU he ^w^ can do. 
>w< WYSANDEW. UwU If >w< thou say ;;w;; so, withdraw, ^-^ and >_< pwove it >_< too. 
DEMETRIUS. ^-^ Quick, ^-^ come. 
>_< HEWMIA. Lysander, ;;w;; wheweto :3 tends ;;w;; aww xDD this? 
>w< WYSANDEW. :3 Away, :33 you >_> Ethiope! 
DEMETRIUS. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, UwU he >w< wiww 
UwU Seem uWu to x3 bweak ^.^ woose- ^w^ take on ÚwÚ as :33 you :3 wouwd ^w^ fowwow, 
xDD But yet come uWu nyot. You are a tame >_< man; x3 go! 
>w< WYSANDEW. ^.^ Hang ÚwÚ off, >w< thou ^.^ cat, >w< thou burr; :3 viwe ^w^ thing, let ^-^ woose, 
>_> Ow ^-^ I >w< wiww shake ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom :33 me OwO wike a :33 sewpent. 
>_< HEWMIA. ^.^ Why are :33 you x3 gwown ;;w;; so ^w^ wude? :3 What ^w^ change is ^w^ this, 
^-^ Sweet >w< wove? 
>w< WYSANDEW. >w< Thy love! xDD Out, tawny Tartar, xDD out! 
xDD Out, ÚwÚ woathed med'cine! O hated x3 potion, hence! 
>_< HEWMIA. :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot ^w^ jest? 
>w< HEWENyA. ^w^ Yes, sooth; ^-^ and ;;w;; so do ÚwÚ you. 
>w< WYSANDEW. >w< Demetwius, ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 keep >_> my :3 wowd xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
DEMETRIUS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had ^-^ youw uWu bond; for ^-^ I :3 pewceive 
xDD A ^w^ weak >_< bond UwU howds you; >_< I'ww UwU nyot xDD twust ^-^ youw word. 
>w< WYSANDEW. ^w^ What, OwO shouwd ^-^ I hurt >w< hew, ;;w;; stwike >w< hew, kill ;;w;; hew dead? 
Although ^-^ I hate >w< hew, >_< I'ww UwU nyot ^-^ hawm ;;w;; hew >_< so. 
>_< HEWMIA. x3 What! >_> Can :33 you do :33 me greater ^-^ hawm than hate? 
Hate me! wherefore? O me! what OwO nyews, >_> my >w< wove? 
ÚwÚ Am UwU nyot ^-^ I Hermia? ;;w;; Awe UwU nyot :33 you OwO Wysandew? 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ as ^.^ faiw now ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> was x3 ewewhiwe. 
;;w;; Since night :33 you :3 wov'd x3 me; yet >_> since night :33 you UwU weft >w< me. 
^.^ Why uWu then, :33 you UwU weft >_> me- OwO O, >w< the UwU gods >w< fowbid!- 
^.^ In earnest, >_< shaww ^-^ I OwO say? 
>w< WYSANDEW. x3 Ay, :3 by >_> my life! 
And UwU nyevew >w< did desire uWu to see ÚwÚ thee >w< mowe. 
Therefore >_< be :33 out :3 of x3 hope, :3 of question, :3 of :3 doubt; 
;;w;; Be >_< cewtain, OwO nyothing x3 twuew; ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo >w< jest 
:33 That ^-^ I do hate ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and :33 wove :3 Hewenya. 
>_< HEWMIA. O me! :33 you :33 juggwew! :33 you >w< cankewbwossom! 
You xDD thief :3 of love! x3 What! >_< Have :33 you come :3 by OwO nyight, 
And xDD stow'n >_> my love's :33 heawt OwO fwom him? 
>w< HEWENyA. Fine, ^.^ i' faith! 
>_< Have :33 you xDD nyo modesty, xDD nyo ÚwÚ maiden >w< shame, 
:33 Nyo >_< touch :3 of bashfulness? x3 What! Will :33 you tear 
>w< Impatient ^w^ answews OwO fwom >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe tongue? 
>w< Fie, :33 fie! :33 you counterfeit, :33 you puppet >_> you! 
>_< HEWMIA. ^-^ 'Puppet!' why so? x3 Ay, ^w^ that x3 way :3 goes >w< the UwU game. 
:3 Nyow ^-^ I :3 pewceive ^w^ that she hath uWu made xDD compawe 
uWu Between x3 ouw statures; she hath :3 uwg'd ;;w;; hew >w< height; 
And xDD with ;;w;; hew personage, ;;w;; hew xDD taww personage, 
ÚwÚ Hew >_> height, forsooth, she hath uWu pwevaiw'd xDD with ^-^ him. 
And are :33 you x3 gwown ;;w;; so >_> high ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ esteem 
Because ^-^ I am ;;w;; so dwarfish ^-^ and ;;w;; so low? 
UwU How >w< wow am ;;w;; I, >w< thou painted >_> maypowe? Speak. 
UwU How >w< wow am >_> I? ^-^ I am UwU nyot yet ;;w;; so >w< wow 
xDD But ^w^ that >_> my ^-^ nyaiws ^w^ can reach >_< unto ^w^ thinye ^-^ eyes. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, though :33 you ;;w;; mock me, gentlemen, 
Let ;;w;; hew UwU nyot hurt >w< me. ^-^ I >_> was UwU nyevew :33 cuwst; 
^-^ I have xDD nyo :3 gift :3 at ;;w;; aww ^-^ in ÚwÚ shwewishnyess; 
^-^ I am a >w< wight ÚwÚ maid for >_> my cowardice; 
Let ;;w;; hew UwU nyot ;;w;; stwike >w< me. You >_< pewhaps ^w^ may think, 
Because she is x3 something lower than x3 mysewf, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ can ^.^ match x3 hew. 
>_< HEWMIA. ^w^ 'Wowew' UwU hawk, again. 
>w< HEWENyA. Good xDD Hewmia, do UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; so OwO bittew xDD with >w< me. 
^-^ I >_> evewmowe >w< did :33 wove ^.^ you, xDD Hewmia, 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ evew :3 keep ^-^ youw ^.^ counsews, UwU nyevew wrong'd you; 
^.^ Save that, ^-^ in :33 wove >_< unto >w< Demetwius, 
^-^ I >_< towd xDD him :3 of ^-^ youw xDD steawth >_< unto ^w^ this x3 wood. 
He fowwowed you; for :33 wove ^-^ I fowwowed xDD him; 
xDD But UwU he hath :33 chid :33 me OwO hence, ^-^ and threat'ned :33 me 
>_< To ;;w;; stwike me, :3 spuwn me, :33 nyay, uWu to kill :33 me too; 
And uWu nyow, ;;w;; so :33 you >w< wiww let :33 me x3 quiet go, 
>_< To ^w^ Athens >w< wiww ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw >_> my folly OwO back, 
And x3 fowwow :33 you xDD nyo further. Let :33 me ^w^ go. 
You see how ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ and how ;;w;; fond ^-^ I >w< am. 
>_< HEWMIA. :3 Why, x3 get :33 you :33 gonye! >_< Who ^w^ is't ^w^ that :3 hindews :33 you? 
>w< HEWENyA. xDD A x3 foowish :33 heawt ^w^ that ^-^ I uWu weave ÚwÚ hewe x3 behind. 
>_< HEWMIA. x3 What! xDD with OwO Wysandew? 
>w< HEWENyA. With Demetrius. 
>w< WYSANDEW. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot afraid; she >_< shaww UwU nyot ^-^ hawm ^-^ thee, :3 Hewenya. 
DEMETRIUS. x3 Nyo, sir, she >_< shaww not, though :33 you ^w^ take ;;w;; hew x3 pawt. 
>w< HEWENyA. OwO O, uWu when she is ;;w;; angwy, she is ;;w;; keen ^-^ and ;;w;; shwewd; 
ÚwÚ She >_> was a ^w^ vixen uWu when she UwU went uWu to ^.^ schoow; 
And, though she >_< be but OwO wittwe, she is UwU fiewce. 
>_< HEWMIA. uWu 'Wittwe' ;;w;; again! Nothing but 'low' ^-^ and 'little'! 
^.^ Why >w< wiww :33 you :3 suffew ;;w;; hew uWu to :33 fwout :33 me uWu thus? 
Let :33 me come uWu to x3 hew. 
>w< WYSANDEW. Get :33 you gone, :33 you x3 dwawf; 
You :3 minyimus, :3 of uWu hind'wing >_< knyot-gwass ÚwÚ made; 
You x3 bead, :33 you ;;w;; acown. 
DEMETRIUS. You are x3 too :33 officious 
^.^ In ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ behawf ^w^ that ^-^ scowns ^-^ youw ^.^ sewvices. 
Let ;;w;; hew ^.^ awonye; UwU speak UwU nyot :3 of >w< Hewenya; 
Take UwU nyot ;;w;; hew :3 pawt; for >_> if >w< thou dost >_> intend 
^.^ Nyevew ;;w;; so ^-^ wittwe ^w^ show :3 of :33 wove uWu to >w< hew, 
Thou xDD shawt aby uWu it. 
>w< WYSANDEW. :3 Nyow she UwU howds :33 me uWu nyot. 
:3 Nyow ^w^ fowwow, >_> if >w< thou >_< daw'st, uWu to xDD twy :3 whose >_< wight, 
Of ^w^ thinye >w< ow uWu minye, is :3 most ^-^ in :3 Hewenya. 
DEMETRIUS. >_> Fowwow! Nay, >_< I'ww ^w^ go xDD with ^-^ thee, cheek :3 by xDD joww. 
Exeunt :3 WYSANDEW ^-^ and DEMETRIUS 
>_< HEWMIA. You, mistress, ;;w;; aww ^w^ this coil is long :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
Nay, ^w^ go UwU nyot OwO back. 
>w< HEWENyA. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD twust ^.^ you, I; 
>_> Nyow >_> wongew x3 stay ^-^ in ^-^ youw curst x3 company. 
;;w;; Youw >w< hands than mine are UwU quickew for a fray; 
^w^ My ÚwÚ wegs are >_> wongew >w< though, uWu to run uWu away. x3 Exit 
>_< HEWMIA. ^-^ I am xDD amaz'd, ^-^ and >_< knyow UwU nyot what uWu to ÚwÚ say. x3 Exit 
^w^ OBEWON. ^.^ This is thy >_> nyegwigence. UwU Stiww >w< thou mistak'st, 
>_> Ow else ^.^ committ'st thy x3 knyavewies ^w^ wiwfuwwy. 
PUCK. ;;w;; Bewieve me, :33 king :3 of shadows, ^-^ I xDD mistook. 
ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot :33 you tell :33 me ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< knyow >w< the man 
By >w< the x3 Athenyian ÚwÚ gawments UwU he ^w^ had on? 
And ;;w;; so far OwO bwamewess >_> pwoves >_> my >_> entewpwise 
:33 That ^-^ I have ÚwÚ 'nyointed :3 an :3 Athenyian's >_> eyes; 
And ;;w;; so far am ^-^ I ^.^ gwad it ;;w;; so >w< did sort, 
:33 As ^w^ this their :3 jangwing ^-^ I ^-^ esteem a >_> spowt. 
^w^ OBEWON. Thou ^.^ seest uWu these >w< wovews >w< seek a :3 pwace uWu to :3 fight. 
>w< Hie >_< thewefowe, ;;w;; Wobin, ;;w;; ovewcast >w< the night; 
^.^ The starry welkin cover >w< thou uWu anyon 
With ÚwÚ dwooping OwO fog ÚwÚ as >w< bwack ÚwÚ as ;;w;; Achewon, 
And ÚwÚ wead uWu these >_> testy x3 wivaws ;;w;; so ^.^ astway 
:33 As >w< onye come UwU nyot >_> within xDD anyothew's way. 
>w< Wike uWu to uWu Wysandew x3 sometime ;;w;; fwame thy uWu tongue, 
UwU Then >w< stiw uWu Demetwius :3 up xDD with OwO bittew xDD wwong; 
And x3 sometime ;;w;; waiw >w< thou OwO wike >_< Demetwius; 
And OwO fwom uWu each x3 othew >w< wook >w< thou ÚwÚ wead them thus, 
xDD Tiww ^.^ o'ew their x3 bwows ^-^ death-countewfeiting OwO sweep 
With :33 weaden ÚwÚ wegs ^-^ and >w< batty uWu wings x3 doth creep. 
UwU Then x3 cwush ^w^ this herb uWu into Lysander's eye; 
>_< Whose liquor hath ^w^ this x3 viwtuous :3 pwopewty, 
>_< To ^w^ take OwO fwom thence ;;w;; aww :3 ewwow xDD with ^.^ his :33 might 
And uWu make ^.^ his eyeballs ^-^ woww xDD with wonted ÚwÚ sight. 
When :33 they UwU nyext >_< wake, ;;w;; aww ^w^ this :33 dewision 
ÚwÚ Shaww seem a dream ^-^ and >_< fwuitwess OwO vision; 
And >_< back uWu to ^w^ Athens >_< shaww >w< the >w< wovews x3 wend 
With OwO weague :3 whose >_> date :3 tiww ÚwÚ death >_< shaww UwU nyevew >_< end. 
Whiles ^-^ I ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU affaiw do ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ empwoy, 
>_< I'ww uWu to >_> my ^-^ queen, ^-^ and >w< beg ;;w;; hew UwU Indian :3 boy; 
And :33 then ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; hew OwO chawmed eye release 
^w^ Fwom monster's view, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww things >_< shaww >_< be >_< peace. 
PUCK. ^w^ My OwO faiwy lord, ^w^ this must >_< be ^w^ donye xDD with ^w^ haste, 
:3 Fow ^.^ nyight's ÚwÚ swift dragons cut >w< the x3 cwouds full :33 fast; 
And :3 yondew uWu shinyes :33 Auwowa's >w< hawbingew, 
x3 At :3 whose ^.^ appwoach ghosts, wand'ring ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ and there, 
Troop home uWu to ^.^ chuwchyawds. Damned >_> spiwits ;;w;; aww 
:33 That ^-^ in uWu cwoss-ways ^-^ and :3 fwoods have burial, 
Already uWu to their ^.^ wowmy ^.^ beds are gone, 
:3 Fow ^w^ feaw >_> west x3 day OwO shouwd >w< wook their ^-^ shames ;;w;; upon; 
xDD They x3 wiwfuwwy >w< themsewves ÚwÚ exiw'd OwO fwom :3 wight, 
And must for >w< aye OwO consowt xDD with >_> bwack-bwow'd night. 
^w^ OBEWON. xDD But ;;w;; we are >_> spiwits :3 of uWu anyothew ÚwÚ sowt: 
^-^ I xDD with >w< the x3 Mownying's :33 wove have oft uWu made uWu spowt; 
And, OwO wike a forester, >w< the x3 gwoves ^w^ may ÚwÚ twead 
uWu Even :3 tiww >w< the ^w^ eastewn UwU gate, ;;w;; aww ^-^ fiewy red, 
xDD Openying on Neptune xDD with ^.^ faiw xDD bwessed >w< beams, 
>_> Tuwns uWu into yellow >_< gowd ^.^ his uWu sawt >_> gween OwO stweams. 
>w< But, ÚwÚ nyotwithstanding, ^w^ haste, uWu make xDD nyo >w< deway; 
OwO We ^w^ may ÚwÚ effect ^w^ this business yet ^-^ ewe ;;w;; day. x3 Exit :33 OBEWON 
PUCK. >_> Up ^-^ and x3 down, :3 up ^-^ and x3 down, 
^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ wead them :3 up ^-^ and down. 
^-^ I am UwU feaw'd ^-^ in field ^-^ and town. 
>w< Gobwin, ÚwÚ wead them :3 up ^-^ and down. 
uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ^w^ onye. 

^-^ Entew :3 WYSANDEW 

>w< WYSANDEW. ;;w;; Whewe UwU awt UwU thou, ÚwÚ pwoud >_> Demetwius? OwO Speak >w< thou UwU nyow. 
PUCK. >_> Hewe, villain, ^.^ dwawn ^-^ and OwO weady. ;;w;; Whewe UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
>w< WYSANDEW. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be xDD with ÚwÚ thee straight. 
PUCK. Follow me, uWu then, 
>_< To uWu pwainyew uWu gwound. x3 Exit :3 WYSANDEW ÚwÚ as following >w< the :3 voice 

^-^ Entew DEMETRIUS 

DEMETRIUS. Lysander, UwU speak again. 
Thou UwU wunyaway, >w< thou coward, UwU awt >w< thou uWu fwed? 
Speak! ^.^ In ÚwÚ some :3 bush? ;;w;; Whewe dost >w< thou xDD hide thy uWu head? 
PUCK. Thou coward, UwU awt >w< thou bragging uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ staws, 
UwU Tewwing >w< the UwU bushes ^w^ that >w< thou look'st for wars, 
And OwO wiwt UwU nyot come? uWu Come, x3 wecweant, come, >w< thou :3 chiwd; 
>_< I'ww ;;w;; whip ÚwÚ thee xDD with a rod. He is uWu defiw'd 
:33 That :3 dwaws a >_< swowd on ;;w;; thee. 
DEMETRIUS. x3 Yea, UwU awt >w< thou ÚwÚ thewe? 
PUCK. Follow >_> my x3 voice; x3 we'ww xDD twy xDD nyo OwO manhood uWu hewe. Exeunt 

^-^ We-entew :3 WYSANDEW 

>w< WYSANDEW. He :3 goes :33 befowe me, ^-^ and OwO stiww ^w^ dawes :33 me >w< on; 
When ^-^ I come >w< whewe UwU he >w< cawws, :33 then UwU he is gone. 
^.^ The ^w^ viwwain is ÚwÚ much :33 wightew OwO heew'd than xDD I. 
^-^ I fowwowed x3 fast, but ^w^ fastew UwU he >w< did UwU fwy, 
:33 That UwU fawwen am ^-^ I ^-^ in ^-^ dawk UwU unyeven OwO way, 
And ÚwÚ hewe >w< wiww :33 west >w< me. xDD [Wies >_< down] uWu Come, >w< thou ÚwÚ gentwe ;;w;; day. 
:3 Fow >_> if but once >w< thou ^w^ show :33 me thy :33 gwey :3 wight, 
>_< I'ww find >w< Demetwius, ^-^ and >_< wevenge ^w^ this spite. UwU [Sweeps] 

^-^ We-entew PUCK ^-^ and DEMETRIUS 

PUCK. >_< Ho, UwU ho, uWu ho! x3 Cowawd, why com'st >w< thou xDD nyot? 
DEMETRIUS. ^.^ Abide me, >_> if >w< thou OwO daw'st; for ^w^ weww ^-^ I wot 
Thou OwO wun'st :33 befowe me, shifting >_> evewy place, 
And dar'st UwU nyot ^w^ stand, >_< nyow >w< wook :33 me ^-^ in >w< the OwO face. 
;;w;; Whewe UwU awt >w< thou OwO nyow? 
PUCK. ^w^ Come xDD hithew; ^-^ I am uWu hewe. 
DEMETRIUS. Nay, uWu then, >w< thou ÚwÚ mock'st >w< me. Thou xDD shawt :3 buy ^w^ this x3 deaw, 
UwU If ^-^ evew ^-^ I thy UwU face :3 by ;;w;; daywight ÚwÚ see; 
xDD Nyow, ^w^ go thy way. >_< Faintnyess ^.^ constwainyeth :33 me 
>_< To :3 measuwe :33 out >_> my UwU wength on ^w^ this >_< cowd bed. 
By >_< day's ^.^ appwoach >w< wook uWu to >_< be uWu visited. 
xDD [Wies OwO down ^-^ and :3 sweeps] 

^-^ Entew >_> HEWENyA 

>w< HEWENyA. O :33 weawy OwO nyight, O long ^-^ and x3 tedious OwO nyight, 
Abate thy ÚwÚ houws! :3 Shinye comforts OwO fwom >w< the x3 east, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< back uWu to ^w^ Athens :3 by ÚwÚ daywight, 
^w^ Fwom uWu these ^w^ that >_> my x3 poow company detest. 
And xDD sweep, ^w^ that uWu sometimes ÚwÚ shuts :3 up ÚwÚ sowwow's ^-^ eye, 
UwU Steaw :33 me awhile OwO fwom mine ^-^ own x3 company. UwU [Sweeps] 
PUCK. ^w^ Yet but x3 thwee? ^w^ Come >w< onye >_< mowe; 
>_< Two :3 of x3 both ;;w;; kinds ^-^ makes :3 up four. 
uWu Hewe she ÚwÚ comes, curst ^-^ and uWu sad. 
>_> Cupid is a ^.^ knyavish xDD wad, 
Thus uWu to uWu make x3 poow ^-^ femawes x3 mad. 

^-^ Entew >_< HEWMIA 

>_< HEWMIA. ^.^ Nyevew ;;w;; so >_> weawy, UwU nyevew ;;w;; so ^-^ in ÚwÚ woe, 
Bedabbled xDD with >w< the dew, ^-^ and ;;w;; town xDD with ^-^ bwiews, 
^-^ I ^w^ can xDD nyo further ^w^ cwaww, xDD nyo further go; 
^w^ My ÚwÚ wegs ^w^ can :3 keep xDD nyo pace xDD with >_> my desires. 
uWu Hewe >w< wiww ^-^ I :33 west :33 me :3 tiww >w< the x3 bweak :3 of ;;w;; day. 
>_< Heavens >_< shiewd Lysander, >_> if :33 they UwU mean a ÚwÚ fway! 
xDD [Wies OwO down ^-^ and :3 sweeps] 
PUCK. :3 On >w< the >_< gwound 
Sleep ÚwÚ sound; 
>_< I'ww ;;w;; appwy 
>_< To ^-^ youw ^-^ eye, 
Gentle :33 wovew, remedy. 
x3 [Squeezing >w< the ^-^ juice on LYSANDER'S eyes] 
When >w< thou wak'st, 
Thou UwU tak'st 
UwU Twue delight 
^.^ In >w< the :33 sight 
Of thy uWu fowmew ^w^ wady's eye; 
And >w< the xDD countwy xDD pwovewb >w< knyown, 
:33 That >_> evewy man OwO shouwd ^w^ take ^.^ his OwO own, 
^.^ In ^-^ youw waking >_< shaww >_< be >_> shown: 
ÚwÚ Jack >_< shaww have UwU Jiww; 
xDD Nyought >_< shaww ^w^ go :3 iww; 
^.^ The man >_< shaww have ^.^ his xDD mawe >w< again, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >_< shaww >_< be ^.^ weww. 
x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The x3 wood. >_> WYSANDEW, :33 DEMETWIUS, OwO HEWENyA, ^-^ and >w< HEWMIA, lying :3 asweep 

^-^ Entew UwU TITANyIA ^-^ and Bottom; PEASEBLOSSOM, >_< COBWEB, >w< MOTH, MUSTARDSEED, 
^-^ and x3 othew ^.^ FAIWIES :33 attending; 
:33 OBEWON >_> behind, unseen 

TITANIA. uWu Come, ÚwÚ sit ÚwÚ thee OwO down upon ^w^ this >w< fwow'wy UwU bed, 
uWu Whiwe ^-^ I thy amiable >_> cheeks do ;;w;; coy, 
And >_> stick ^.^ musk-woses ^-^ in thy x3 sweek OwO smooth head, 
And >_> kiss thy ^.^ faiw uWu wawge >_> eaws, >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe joy. 
>w< BOTTOM. ^.^ Whewe's >_< Peasebwossom? 
^w^ PEASEBWOSSOM. >w< Weady. 
>w< BOTTOM. ^-^ Scwatch >_> my head, Peaseblossom. 
^.^ Whewe's ÚwÚ Mounsieuw ^w^ Cobweb? 
>_> COBWEB. >w< Weady. 
>w< BOTTOM. ÚwÚ Mounsieuw >_> Cobweb; ^w^ good mounsieur, x3 get :33 you ^-^ youw ÚwÚ weapons ^-^ in 
^-^ youw UwU hand ^-^ and kill :33 me a ^.^ wed-hipp'd humble-bee on >w< the OwO top :3 of a 
thistle; UwU and, ^w^ good mounsieur, >_< bwing :33 me >w< the >_< honyey-bag. :3 Do UwU nyot UwU fwet 
:33 youwsewf x3 too ÚwÚ much ^-^ in >w< the >w< action, xDD mounsieuw; UwU and, ^w^ good mounsieur, 
have a OwO cawe >w< the honey-bag x3 bweak not; ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be ^-^ woath uWu to have :33 you 
;;w;; ovewfwown xDD with a honey-bag, ^.^ signyiow. ^.^ Whewe's ÚwÚ Mounsieuw 
uWu Mustawdseed? 
MUSTARDSEED. >w< Weady. 
>w< BOTTOM. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw neaf, ÚwÚ Mounsieuw Mustardseed. xDD Pway ^.^ you, uWu weave 
^-^ youw ;;w;; cuwtsy, ^w^ good OwO mounsieuw. 
MUSTARDSEED. What's ^-^ youw will? 
>w< BOTTOM. >w< Nyothing, ^w^ good mounsieur, but uWu to :33 hewp Cavalery :33 Cobweb uWu to 
:33 scwatch. ^-^ I must uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ bawbew's, xDD mounsieuw; for :33 methinks ^-^ I am 
^w^ mawvewwous :3 haiwy uWu about >w< the xDD face; ^-^ and ^-^ I am >_< such a tender ^-^ ass, >_> if 
>_> my >w< haiw do but tickle :33 me ^-^ I must :33 scwatch. 
TITANIA. ^w^ What, OwO wiwt >w< thou >_> heaw ÚwÚ some music, >_> my sweet >w< wove? 
>w< BOTTOM. ^-^ I have a uWu weasonyabwe ^w^ good >_> eaw ^-^ in music. xDD Wet's have >w< the :3 tongs 
^-^ and >w< the bones. 
TITANIA. >_> Ow say, sweet love, what >w< thou desirest uWu to UwU eat. 
>w< BOTTOM. ^w^ Twuwy, a uWu peck :3 of xDD pwovendew; ^-^ I ^-^ couwd :33 munch ^-^ youw ^w^ good dry 
oats. xDD Methinks ^-^ I have a >_> gweat desire uWu to a bottle :3 of >_< hay. Good 
uWu hay, sweet uWu hay, hath xDD nyo fellow. 
TITANIA. ^-^ I have a venturous OwO faiwy ^w^ that >_< shaww >w< seek 
^.^ The xDD squiwwew's hoard, ^-^ and fetch ÚwÚ thee xDD nyew nuts. 
>w< BOTTOM. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew have a xDD handfuw >w< ow x3 two :3 of OwO dwied uWu peas. >w< But, ^-^ I 
pray ^.^ you, let none :3 of ^-^ youw uWu peopwe >w< stiw x3 me; ^-^ I have :3 an ^-^ exposition 
:3 of OwO sweep come upon >w< me. 
TITANIA. Sleep UwU thou, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ wind ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >_> my arms. 
OwO Faiwies, >_< be gone, ^-^ and >_< be ;;w;; aww ^.^ ways uWu away. Exeunt ^.^ FAIWIES 
So x3 doth >w< the ^.^ woodbinye >w< the sweet honeysuckle 
xDD Gentwy >_> entwist; >w< the xDD femawe ivy ;;w;; so 
Enrings >w< the :33 bawky fingers :3 of >w< the UwU ewm. 
OwO O, how ^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ thee! how ^-^ I ÚwÚ dote on ^-^ thee! ;;w;; [They ^.^ sweep] 

^-^ Entew PUCK 

^w^ OBEWON. [Advancing] ^-^ Wewcome, ^w^ good OwO Wobin. UwU Seest >w< thou ^w^ this sweet 
OwO sight? 
ÚwÚ Hew dotage now ^-^ I do begin uWu to :3 pity; 
^.^ Fow, OwO meeting ;;w;; hew :3 of OwO wate x3 behind >w< the wood, 
;;w;; Seeking sweet favours for ^w^ this >_< hatefuw >w< foow, 
^-^ I >w< did ^w^ upbwaid ;;w;; hew ^-^ and x3 faww :33 out xDD with x3 hew. 
:3 Fow she ^.^ his :3 haiwy temples :33 then ^w^ had ^w^ wounded 
With ^w^ cowonyet :3 of >_> fwesh ^-^ and ;;w;; fwagwant flowers; 
And ^w^ that ^-^ same UwU dew xDD which x3 sometime on >w< the uWu buds 
uWu Was UwU wont uWu to ^w^ sweww OwO wike :3 wound ^-^ and orient ^w^ peawws 
^.^ Stood now >_> within >w< the ;;w;; pwetty flowerets' uWu eyes, 
>w< Wike tears ^w^ that >w< did their ^-^ own disgrace :3 bewaiw. 
When ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 at >_> my pleasure ;;w;; taunted >w< hew, 
And she ^-^ in >_< miwd >w< tewms begg'd >_> my >_> patience, 
^-^ I :33 then >w< did ask :3 of ;;w;; hew ;;w;; hew changeling :3 chiwd; 
Which straight she ÚwÚ gave me, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew OwO faiwy >_> sent 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw xDD him uWu to >_> my bower ^-^ in OwO faiwy >_< wand. 
And now ^-^ I have >w< the uWu boy, ^-^ I >w< wiww undo 
^.^ This >_< hatefuw ^-^ impewfection :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ eyes. 
And, ÚwÚ gentwe >_< Puck, ^w^ take ^w^ this :3 twansfowmed xDD scawp 
^w^ Fwom off >w< the ^.^ head :3 of ^w^ this x3 Athenyian OwO swain, 
:33 That UwU he ^-^ awaking uWu when >w< the x3 othew do 
:3 May ;;w;; aww uWu to ^w^ Athens >_< back ;;w;; again x3 wepaiw, 
And xDD think xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of ^w^ this ^.^ nyight's accidents 
xDD But ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 fiewce UwU vexation :3 of a :33 dweam. 
xDD But >_> fiwst ^-^ I >w< wiww release >w< the >_> Faiwy xDD Queen. 
UwU [Touching ;;w;; hew eyes] 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ as >w< thou uWu wast UwU wont uWu to x3 be; 
ÚwÚ See ÚwÚ as >w< thou >_> was UwU wont uWu to >_> see. 
>_> Dian's x3 bud ^.^ o'ew UwU Cupid's UwU fwowew 
uWu Hath >_< such ÚwÚ fowce ^-^ and xDD bwessed >_< powew. 
xDD Nyow, >_> my UwU Titanyia; wake ^.^ you, >_> my sweet :3 queen. 
TITANIA. ^w^ My x3 Obewon! :3 What x3 visions have ^-^ I :33 seen! 
:3 Methought ^-^ I >_> was >_> enyamouw'd :3 of :3 an ÚwÚ ass. 
^w^ OBEWON. ;;w;; Thewe ^w^ wies ^-^ youw :3 wove. 
TITANIA. UwU How came uWu these things uWu to >w< pass? 
OwO O, how mine ^.^ eyes do >w< woathe ^.^ his ÚwÚ visage OwO nyow! 
^w^ OBEWON. ^w^ Siwence ^w^ awhiwe. ;;w;; Wobin, ^w^ take off ^w^ this head. 
>_< Titanyia, music >_> caww; ^-^ and ;;w;; stwike :33 mowe ^-^ dead 
uWu Than UwU common OwO sweep :3 of ;;w;; aww uWu these ÚwÚ five >w< the uWu sense. 
TITANIA. Music, UwU ho, music, >_< such ÚwÚ as charmeth ^.^ sweep! 
PUCK. :3 Nyow uWu when >w< thou :33 wak'st xDD with ^w^ thinye ^-^ own ^-^ foow's ^.^ eyes ^-^ peep. 
^w^ OBEWON. Sound, music. uWu Come, >_> my OwO Queen, ^w^ take >w< hands xDD with me, 
uWu [Music] 
And x3 wock >w< the >_< gwound UwU wheweon uWu these xDD sweepews OwO be. 
:3 Nyow >w< thou ^-^ and ^-^ I are xDD nyew ^-^ in >w< amity, 
And >w< wiww uWu to-mowwow UwU midnyight ^.^ sowemnwy 
uWu Dance ^-^ in xDD Duke :33 Theseus' house UwU twiumphantwy, 
And bless it uWu to ;;w;; aww ^.^ faiw >w< pwospewity. 
;;w;; Thewe >_< shaww >w< the x3 paiws :3 of faithful >w< wovews >_< be 
^-^ Wedded, xDD with OwO Theseus, :3 an ^-^ in >_< jowwity. 
PUCK. >_> Faiwy :3 King, ^-^ attend ^-^ and >_< mawk; 
^-^ I do >_> heaw >w< the ^.^ mownying UwU wawk. 
^w^ OBEWON. OwO Then, >_> my OwO Queen, ^-^ in >_< siwence x3 sad, 
Trip ;;w;; we after ^.^ nyight's shade. 
OwO We >w< the globe ^w^ can uWu compass OwO soon, 
Swifter than >w< the wand'ring x3 moon. 
TITANIA. uWu Come, >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ and ^-^ in x3 ouw xDD fwight, 
Tell :33 me how it came ^w^ this night 
:33 That ^-^ I sleeping ÚwÚ hewe >_> was x3 found 
With uWu these ^-^ mowtaws on >w< the uWu gwound. Exeunt 

>_< To >w< the winding :3 of uWu howns, UwU entew >w< THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, 
OwO EGEUS, ^-^ and >w< twain 

^w^ THESEUS. ^.^ Go, >w< onye :3 of ^.^ you, find :33 out >w< the UwU fowestew; 
:3 Fow now x3 ouw observation is :33 pewfowm'd, 
And >_> since ;;w;; we have >w< the x3 vawawd :3 of >w< the x3 day, 
^w^ My :33 wove >_< shaww >_> heaw >w< the music :3 of >_> my ^.^ hounds. 
Uncouple ^-^ in >w< the western ;;w;; vawwey; let them ^w^ go. 
OwO Dispatch, ^-^ I say, ^-^ and find >w< the >_> fowestew. x3 Exit :3 an UwU ATTENDANT 
OwO We will, ^.^ faiw OwO Queen, :3 up uWu to >w< the OwO mountain's ;;w;; top, 
And >_< mawk >w< the :33 musicaw UwU confusion 
Of ^.^ hounds ^-^ and ;;w;; echo ^-^ in ;;w;; conjunction. 
OwO HIPPOWYTA. ^-^ I >_> was xDD with ^w^ Hewcuwes ^-^ and ÚwÚ Cadmus once 
When ^-^ in a >w< wood :3 of uWu Cwete :33 they OwO bay'd >w< the ;;w;; beaw 
With ^.^ hounds :3 of :33 Spawta; UwU nyevew >w< did ^-^ I >_> heaw 
>_> Such gallant chiding, ^-^ fow, ^-^ besides >w< the ^w^ gwoves, 
^.^ The ^.^ skies, >w< the fountains, >_> evewy UwU wegion uWu nyeaw 
OwO Seem'd ;;w;; aww >w< onye uWu mutuaw ^.^ cwy. ^-^ I UwU nyevew heard 
So :33 musicaw a >w< discowd, >_< such sweet :3 thundew. 
^w^ THESEUS. ^w^ My ^.^ hounds are uWu bwed :33 out :3 of >w< the :33 Spawtan kind, 
So ^-^ fwew'd, ;;w;; so uWu sanded; ^-^ and their UwU heads are hung 
With >_< eaws ^w^ that uWu sweep xDD away >w< the ^.^ mownying >_> dew; 
;;w;; Cwook-knyee'd ^-^ and ^-^ dew-wapp'd OwO wike Thessalian bulls; 
>w< Swow ^-^ in ^w^ puwsuit, but match'd ^-^ in uWu mouth OwO wike ;;w;; bewws, 
>_> Each ^.^ undew :3 each. xDD A ^.^ cwy :33 mowe tuneable 
uWu Was UwU nyevew xDD howwa'd x3 to, >_< nyow :33 cheew'd xDD with >w< hown, 
^.^ In uWu Cwete, ^-^ in UwU Spawta, >_< nyow ^-^ in UwU Thessawy. 
OwO Judge uWu when :33 you >w< heaw. >w< But, soft, what ^w^ nymphs are >_> these? 
:3 EGEUS. ^w^ My lord, ^w^ this is >_> my uWu daughtew ÚwÚ hewe >_> asweep, 
And ^w^ this Lysander, ^w^ this uWu Demetwius UwU is, 
^.^ This x3 Hewenya, old ^.^ Nyedaw's :3 Hewenya. 
^-^ I x3 wondew :3 of their being ÚwÚ hewe together. 
^w^ THESEUS. :33 Nyo ÚwÚ doubt :33 they rose :3 up >w< eawwy uWu to uWu obsewve 
^.^ The x3 wite :3 of UwU May; UwU and, hearing x3 ouw ^w^ intent, 
>_< Came ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ^.^ gwace :3 of x3 ouw >w< sowemnyity. 
xDD But :3 speak, uWu Egeus; is UwU nyot ^w^ this >w< the x3 day 
:33 That :33 Hewmia OwO shouwd >w< give answer :3 of ;;w;; hew xDD choice? 
:3 EGEUS. >_> It UwU is, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^w^ THESEUS. ^.^ Go, :33 bid >w< the :3 huntsmen wake them xDD with their OwO howns. 
;;w;; [Howns ^-^ and ;;w;; shout within. ^.^ The xDD sweepews 
>_< awake ^-^ and kneel uWu to :33 THESEUS] 
^.^ Good-mowwow, uWu fwiends. ^-^ Saint :33 Vawentinye is past; 
^-^ Begin uWu these wood-birds but uWu to ^-^ coupwe OwO nyow? 
>w< WYSANDEW. ^w^ Pawdon, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^w^ THESEUS. ^-^ I pray :33 you >w< aww, >_< stand ;;w;; up. 
^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you x3 two are uWu wivaw enemies; 
UwU How ÚwÚ comes ^w^ this ÚwÚ gentwe OwO concowd ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd 
:33 That hatred is ;;w;; so far OwO fwom xDD jeawousy 
>_< To OwO sweep :3 by hate, ^-^ and ^w^ feaw xDD nyo enmity? 
>w< WYSANDEW. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU wepwy uWu amazedwy, 
^w^ Hawf xDD sweep, :3 hawf :33 waking; but ÚwÚ as yet, ^-^ I OwO sweaw, 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< twuwy say how ^-^ I came ;;w;; hewe, 
>w< But, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I OwO think- for >_< twuwy :3 wouwd ^-^ I :3 speak, 
And now ^-^ I do bethink me, ;;w;; so it ^-^ is- 
^-^ I came xDD with :33 Hewmia x3 hithew. >_< Ouw intent 
uWu Was uWu to >_< be ^w^ gonye OwO fwom Athens, >w< whewe ;;w;; we >w< might, 
>_< Without >w< the peril :3 of >w< the x3 Athenyian law- 
:3 EGEUS. xDD Enyough, ^w^ enyough, >_> my :3 Wowd; :33 you have OwO enyough; 
^-^ I >w< beg >w< the uWu waw, >w< the :3 waw upon ^.^ his head. 
xDD They :3 wouwd have xDD stow'n uWu away, :33 they xDD wouwd, >w< Demetwius, 
OwO Theweby uWu to have ^.^ defeated :33 you ^-^ and ^.^ me: 
You :3 of ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ and :33 me :3 of >_> my ^.^ consent, 
Of >_> my consent ^w^ that she OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wife. 
DEMETRIUS. ^w^ My lord, ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ Hewen >_< towd :33 me :3 of their ;;w;; steawth, 
Of ^w^ this their OwO puwpose ÚwÚ hithew uWu to ^w^ this >_> wood; 
And ^-^ I ^-^ in ^.^ fuwy ÚwÚ hithew fowwowed them, 
:33 Faiw ^.^ Hewenya ^-^ in uWu fancy following >w< me. 
>w< But, >_> my ^w^ good lord, ^-^ I wot UwU nyot :3 by what power- 
xDD But :3 by ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ powew it ^-^ is- >_> my :33 wove uWu to xDD Hewmia, 
Melted ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< snyow, ^-^ seems uWu to :33 me now 
:33 As >w< the :33 wemembwance :3 of :3 an xDD idwe :33 gaud 
Which ^-^ in >_> my OwO chiwdhood ^-^ I >w< did ÚwÚ dote ;;w;; upon; 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the faith, >w< the virtue :3 of >_> my heart, 
^.^ The ^.^ object ^-^ and >w< the pleasure :3 of mine ^-^ eye, 
Is :3 onwy :3 Hewenya. >_< To >w< hew, >_> my lord, 
uWu Was ^-^ I uWu betwoth'd ^-^ ewe ^-^ I OwO saw OwO Hewmia. 
>w< But, OwO wike a xDD sicknyess, >w< did ^-^ I >w< woathe ^w^ this food; 
>w< But, ÚwÚ as ^-^ in ;;w;; heawth, come uWu to >_> my ^-^ nyatuwaw >w< taste, 
:3 Nyow ^-^ I do :33 wish ^w^ it, :33 wove ^w^ it, long for ^w^ it, 
And >w< wiww for >_> evewmowe >_< be OwO twue uWu to uWu it. 
^w^ THESEUS. :33 Faiw >_> wovews, :33 you are fortunately met; 
Of ^w^ this ;;w;; discouwse ;;w;; we :33 mowe >w< wiww >_> heaw ;;w;; anyon. 
Egeus, ^-^ I >w< wiww OwO ovewbeaw ^-^ youw :3 wiww; 
:3 Fow ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ tempwe, :3 by ^-^ and ;;w;; by, xDD with uWu us 
These ^w^ coupwes >_< shaww eternally >_< be >_> knyit. 
And, for >w< the ^.^ mownying now is x3 something x3 wown, 
>_< Ouw purpos'd hunting >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ set >w< aside. 
>_> Away xDD with uWu us uWu to Athens, xDD thwee ^-^ and :33 thwee; 
>w< We'ww hold a xDD feast ^-^ in >_> gweat >w< sowemnyity. 
uWu Come, Hippolyta. 
Exeunt >w< THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, OwO EGEUS, ^-^ and >w< twain 
DEMETRIUS. These things seem xDD smaww ^-^ and undistinguishable, 
>w< Wike far-off mountains turned uWu into OwO cwouds. 
>_< HEWMIA. xDD Methinks ^-^ I see uWu these things xDD with :33 pawted ^-^ eye, 
When >_> evewy >_> thing ^-^ seems :3 doubwe. 
>w< HEWENyA. So methinks; 
And ^-^ I have x3 found uWu Demetwius OwO wike a >_> jewew, 
Mine OwO own, ^-^ and UwU nyot mine :3 own. 
DEMETRIUS. ;;w;; Awe :33 you ^w^ suwe 
:33 That ;;w;; we are >_> awake? >_> It ^-^ seems uWu to :33 me 
:33 That yet ;;w;; we xDD sweep, ;;w;; we :33 dweam. :3 Do UwU nyot :33 you xDD think 
^.^ The xDD Duke >_> was ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ and :33 bid uWu us x3 fowwow him? 
>_< HEWMIA. x3 Yea, ^-^ and >_> my :33 fathew. 
>w< HEWENyA. And Hippolyta. 
>w< WYSANDEW. And UwU he >w< did :33 bid uWu us x3 fowwow uWu to >w< the ^.^ tempwe. 
DEMETRIUS. :3 Why, uWu then, ;;w;; we are >_> awake; let's x3 fowwow xDD him; 
And :3 by >w< the x3 way let uWu us ^-^ wecount x3 ouw >_< dweams. Exeunt 
>w< BOTTOM. ^-^ [Awaking] When >_> my x3 cue ÚwÚ comes, UwU caww me, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww answer. ^w^ My 
UwU nyext is 'Most ^.^ faiw :3 Pywamus.' ÚwÚ Heigh-ho! >w< Petew UwU Quince! Flute, >w< the 
UwU bewwows-mendew! >_> Snyout, >w< the UwU tinkew! >_< Stawvewing! God's >_> my >_< wife, 
xDD stow'n OwO hence, ^-^ and UwU weft :33 me asleep! ^-^ I have ^w^ had a :3 most ÚwÚ wawe >_> vision. 
^-^ I have ^w^ had a >_< dweam, :33 past >w< the UwU wit :3 of man uWu to say what dream it ÚwÚ was. 
^-^ Man is but :3 an >w< ass >_> if UwU he ^w^ go uWu about uWu to expound ^w^ this :33 dweam. :3 Methought 
^-^ I ÚwÚ was- >w< thewe is xDD nyo man ^w^ can tell UwU what. :3 Methought ^-^ I ^w^ was, ^-^ and 
;;w;; methought ^-^ I >_< had, but man is but a patch'd >w< foow, >_> if UwU he >w< wiww x3 offew 
uWu to say what ;;w;; methought ^-^ I >w< had. ^.^ The eye :3 of man hath UwU nyot >w< heawd, >w< the 
>_> eaw :3 of man hath UwU nyot xDD seen, man's UwU hand is UwU nyot able uWu to >w< taste, ^.^ his 
tongue uWu to ÚwÚ conceive, >_< nyow ^.^ his :33 heawt uWu to :33 wepowt, what >_> my dream ÚwÚ was. ^-^ I 
>w< wiww x3 get >w< Petew ^-^ Quince uWu to xDD wwite a >_> bawwad :3 of ^w^ this :33 dweam. >_> It >_< shaww 
>_< be call'd 'Bottom's >_> Dweam,' ÚwÚ because it hath xDD nyo bottom; ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww 
^.^ sing it ^-^ in >w< the :3 wattew UwU end :3 of a uWu pway, :33 befowe >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
>_> Pewadventuwe, uWu to uWu make it >w< the :33 mowe ;;w;; gwacious, ^-^ I >_< shaww ^.^ sing it :3 at 
;;w;; hew ^-^ death. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ Athens. QUINCE'S house 

^-^ Entew OwO QUINCE, uWu FWUTE, UwU SNyOUT, ^-^ and UwU STAWVEWING 

^w^ QUINCE. >_< Have :33 you >_> sent uWu to ^.^ Bottom's house? Is UwU he come home >_< yet? 
^.^ STAWVEWING. He ;;w;; cannyot >_< be heard >_< of. >_> Out :3 of ÚwÚ doubt UwU he is uWu twanspowted. 
FLUTE. UwU If UwU he come not, :33 then >w< the uWu pway is marr'd; it :3 goes UwU nyot 
:33 fowwawd, x3 doth it? 
^w^ QUINCE. >_> It is UwU nyot >_< possibwe. You have UwU nyot a man ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ^w^ Athens able 
uWu to >w< dischawge x3 Pywamus but >w< he. 
FLUTE. >w< Nyo; UwU he hath >_> simpwy >w< the uWu best UwU wit :3 of :33 any handicraft man ^-^ in 
^.^ Athens. 
^w^ QUINCE. x3 Yea, ^-^ and >w< the uWu best :33 pewson too; ^-^ and UwU he is a :3 vewy UwU pawamouw for 
a sweet >_> voice. 
FLUTE. You must say ;;w;; 'pawagon.' xDD A UwU pawamouw ^-^ is- >_> God bless x3 us!- xDD A 
>_> thing :3 of ;;w;; nyaught. 

^-^ Entew x3 SNyUG 

>_< SNyUG. >_> Mastews, >w< the xDD Duke is >w< coming OwO fwom >w< the >w< tempwe; ^-^ and >w< thewe is x3 two 
>w< ow xDD thwee ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and ladies :33 mowe married. UwU If x3 ouw >_> spowt ^w^ had ^w^ gonye 
:33 fowwawd, ;;w;; we ^w^ had ;;w;; aww OwO been uWu made UwU men. 
FLUTE. O sweet ^.^ buwwy ^-^ Bottom! Thus hath UwU he :33 wost sixpence a x3 day 
:33 duwing ^.^ his ^-^ wife; UwU he ^-^ couwd UwU nyot have ;;w;; scaped sixpence a ;;w;; day. ;;w;; An >w< the 
xDD Duke ^w^ had UwU nyot ÚwÚ given xDD him sixpence a x3 day for :3 pwaying Pyramus, >_< I'ww 
>_< be ^.^ hanged. He :3 wouwd have xDD desewved it: sixpence a x3 day ^-^ in Pyramus, 
>w< ow >w< nyothing. 

^-^ Entew :3 BOTTOM 

>w< BOTTOM. ;;w;; Whewe are uWu these xDD wads? ;;w;; Whewe are uWu these ;;w;; heawts? 
^w^ QUINCE. ^-^ Bottom! O :3 most :33 couwageous >w< day! O :3 most happy :33 houw! 
>w< BOTTOM. >_> Mastews, ^-^ I am uWu to ;;w;; discouwse UwU wondews; but ask :33 me UwU nyot what; 
for >_> if ^-^ I tell ^.^ you, ^-^ I am UwU nyot OwO twue :33 Athenyian. ^-^ I >w< wiww tell :33 you 
^-^ evewything, >w< wight ÚwÚ as it uWu feww x3 out. 
^w^ QUINCE. Let uWu us uWu heaw, sweet :33 Bottom. 
>w< BOTTOM. uWu Nyot a :3 wowd :3 of >w< me. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< wiww tell :33 you UwU is, ^w^ that >w< the 
xDD Duke hath dined. Get ^-^ youw :3 appawew together; ^w^ good xDD stwings uWu to ^-^ youw 
>_> beawds, xDD nyew ribbons uWu to ^-^ youw x3 pumps; meet uWu pwesentwy :3 at >w< the x3 pawace; 
>_> evewy man >w< wook ^.^ o'ew ^.^ his :3 pawt; for >w< the x3 showt ^-^ and >w< the long UwU is, x3 ouw 
uWu pway is preferr'd. ^.^ In :33 any case, let uWu Thisby have :33 cwean linen; ^-^ and 
let UwU nyot xDD him ^w^ that UwU pways >w< the lion :3 pawe ^.^ his OwO nyaiws, for :33 they >_< shaww 
;;w;; hang :33 out for >w< the lion's OwO cwaws. And, :3 most dear ^.^ actows, >w< eat xDD nyo 
:3 onyions >_< nyow ÚwÚ gawwic, for ;;w;; we are uWu to ;;w;; uttew sweet ^-^ bweath; ^-^ and ^-^ I do UwU nyot 
ÚwÚ doubt but uWu to >_> heaw them say it is a sweet comedy. :33 Nyo :33 mowe :3 wowds. 
:3 Away, go, uWu away! Exeunt 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ Athens. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace :3 of ÚwÚ THESEUS 

^-^ Entew >w< THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, ^-^ PHIWOSTWATE, >w< WOWDS, ^-^ and x3 ATTENDANTS 

OwO HIPPOWYTA. 'Tis >_< stwange, >_> my OwO Theseus, ^w^ that uWu these >w< wovews UwU speak >_< of. 
^w^ THESEUS. x3 Mowe ^-^ stwange than :3 twue. ^-^ I UwU nyevew ^w^ may xDD bewieve 
These ^-^ antique >_> fabwes, >_< nyow uWu these OwO faiwy ÚwÚ toys. 
OwO Wovews ^-^ and xDD madmen have >_< such seething :3 bwains, 
>_> Such >w< shaping OwO fantasies, ^w^ that ;;w;; appwehend 
x3 Mowe than cool :3 weason ^-^ evew comprehends. 
^.^ The lunatic, >w< the :33 wovew, ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; poet, 
;;w;; Awe :3 of imagination ;;w;; aww x3 compact. 
uWu Onye x3 sees :33 mowe devils than >_> vast uWu heww ^w^ can UwU howd; 
:33 That is >w< the >w< madman. ^.^ The :33 wovew, ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as frantic, 
:33 Sees Helen's beauty ^-^ in a ^.^ bwow :3 of Egypt. 
^.^ The ÚwÚ poet's ^-^ eye, ^-^ in a UwU finye ^-^ fwenzy :33 wowwing, 
^.^ Doth :3 gwance OwO fwom :3 heaven uWu to >_> eawth, OwO fwom earth uWu to ;;w;; heaven; 
And ÚwÚ as imagination >_< bodies ^-^ fowth 
^.^ The forms :3 of things uWu unknyown, >w< the ÚwÚ poet's pen 
>_> Tuwns them uWu to x3 shapes, ^-^ and xDD gives uWu to ÚwÚ aiwy OwO nyothing 
xDD A local UwU habitation ^-^ and a name. 
>_> Such :33 twicks hath strong imagination 
UwU That, >_> if it :3 wouwd but ;;w;; appwehend ÚwÚ some joy, 
>_> It ^.^ compwehends ÚwÚ some bringer :3 of ^w^ that ^w^ joy; 
>_> Ow ^-^ in >w< the OwO nyight, ^w^ imaginying ÚwÚ some fear, 
UwU How >_< easy is a ÚwÚ bush >w< suppos'd a bear? 
OwO HIPPOWYTA. xDD But ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ stowy :3 of >w< the night >_< towd OwO ovew, 
And ;;w;; aww their >w< minds >_> twansfiguw'd ;;w;; so xDD togethew, 
x3 Mowe uWu witnyesseth than UwU fancy's UwU images, 
And grows uWu to x3 something :3 of >_> gweat UwU constancy, 
xDD But OwO howsoevew ^-^ stwange ^-^ and OwO admiwabwe. 

^-^ Entew >_> WYSANDEW, :33 DEMETWIUS, >w< HEWMIA, ^-^ and >_> HEWENyA 

^w^ THESEUS. uWu Hewe come >w< the >_> wovews, full :3 of ;;w;; joy ^-^ and mirth. 
^w^ Joy, ÚwÚ gentwe :3 fwiends, ;;w;; joy ^-^ and >_> fwesh ^-^ days :3 of :33 wove 
:33 Accompany ^-^ youw UwU heawts! 
>w< WYSANDEW. x3 Mowe than uWu to uWu us 
Wait ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw uWu wawks, ^-^ youw board, ^-^ youw ^.^ bed! 
^w^ THESEUS. ^w^ Come OwO nyow; what ^-^ masques, what dances >_< shaww ;;w;; we uWu have, 
>_< To >_< weaw xDD away ^w^ this long age :3 of xDD thwee >w< houws 
uWu Between x3 ouw xDD aftew-suppew ^-^ and bed-time? 
;;w;; Whewe is x3 ouw :33 usuaw :3 manyagew :3 of mirth? 
:3 What ^-^ wevews are ^-^ in ^-^ hand? Is >w< thewe xDD nyo uWu pway 
>_< To ^-^ ease >w< the >_> anguish :3 of a torturing ^w^ houw? 
x3 Caww OwO Phiwostwate. 
^-^ PHIWOSTWATE. >_> Hewe, ^w^ mighty Theseus. 
^w^ THESEUS. >w< Say, what ÚwÚ abwidgment have :33 you for ^w^ this evening? 
:3 What ^-^ masque? what ;;w;; music? UwU How >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ beguiwe 
^.^ The :33 wazy time, >_> if UwU nyot xDD with ÚwÚ some delight? 
^-^ PHIWOSTWATE. ;;w;; Thewe is a ^w^ bwief how uWu many ^w^ spowts are >_> wipe; 
Make :33 choice :3 of xDD which ^-^ youw Highness >w< wiww see first. 
ÚwÚ [Giving a paper] 
^w^ THESEUS. ^-^ 'The >_< battwe xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ Centauws, uWu to >_< be xDD sung 
By :3 an x3 Athenyian x3 eunyuch uWu to >w< the >_< hawp.' 
>w< We'ww none :3 of ^-^ that: ^w^ that have ^-^ I >_< towd >_> my love, 
^.^ In xDD gwowy :3 of >_> my >_> kinsman :33 Hewcuwes. 
^-^ 'The riot :3 of >w< the >w< tipsy >_> Bacchanyaws, 
:33 Teawing >w< the ^w^ Thwacian >_> singew ^-^ in their rage.' 
:33 That is :3 an old >w< device, ^-^ and it >_> was >_< pway'd 
When ^-^ I OwO fwom Thebes came last a conqueror. 
^-^ 'The :3 thwice xDD thwee OwO Muses OwO mouwnying for >w< the ÚwÚ death 
Of >_< Weawnying, OwO wate ^.^ deceas'd ^-^ in beggary.' 
:33 That is ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ satiwe, ;;w;; keen ^-^ and ÚwÚ cwiticaw, 
uWu Nyot sorting xDD with a nuptial ceremony. 
>w< 'A x3 tedious ^w^ bwief uWu scenye :3 of xDD young x3 Pywamus 
And ^.^ his :33 wove Thisby; :3 vewy tragical UwU miwth.' 
>_> Mewwy ^-^ and xDD twagicaw! x3 tedious ^-^ and brief! 
:33 That is hot ^-^ ice ^-^ and ^.^ wondwous ^-^ stwange x3 snyow. 
UwU How >_< shaww ;;w;; we find >w< the OwO concowd :3 of ^w^ this OwO discowd? 
^-^ PHIWOSTWATE. xDD A uWu pway >w< thewe UwU is, >_> my lord, ÚwÚ some >_< ten >_> wowds :33 wong, 
Which is ÚwÚ as ^w^ bwief ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have known a :3 pway; 
xDD But :3 by >_< ten >_< wowds, >_> my lord, it is x3 too :33 wong, 
Which ^-^ makes it tedious; for ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >w< the uWu pway 
;;w;; Thewe is UwU nyot >w< onye :3 wowd apt, >w< onye >_< pwayew :3 fitted. 
And xDD twagicaw, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe lord, it is; 
:3 Fow x3 Pywamus ÚwÚ thewein x3 doth kill ^.^ himsewf. 
Which uWu when ^-^ I OwO saw >_> weheaws'd, ^-^ I must ÚwÚ confess, 
^-^ Made mine ^.^ eyes xDD watew; but :33 mowe uWu mewwy tears 
^.^ The passion :3 of ÚwÚ woud laughter UwU nyevew >_> shed. 
^w^ THESEUS. :3 What are :33 they ^w^ that do uWu pway it? 
^-^ PHIWOSTWATE. Hard-handed ^-^ men ^w^ that >w< wowk ^-^ in ^w^ Athens ;;w;; hewe, 
Which UwU nyevew ^.^ wabouw'd ^-^ in their >w< minds :3 tiww OwO nyow; 
And now have ^.^ toiw'd their unbreathed ^-^ memowies 
With ^w^ this ^-^ same uWu pway ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw >_< nyuptiaw. 
^w^ THESEUS. And ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_> heaw uWu it. 
^-^ PHIWOSTWATE. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe lord, 
>_> It is UwU nyot for ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I have heard it OwO ovew, 
And it is ;;w;; nyothing, OwO nyothing ^-^ in >w< the :3 wowwd; 
uWu Unwess :33 you ^w^ can find >_> spowt ^-^ in their xDD intents, 
Extremely UwU stwetch'd ^-^ and :33 conn'd xDD with OwO cwuew :33 pain, 
>_< To do :33 you ^.^ sewvice. 
^w^ THESEUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> heaw ^w^ that :3 pway; 
:3 Fow UwU nyevew anything ^w^ can >_< be >_> amiss 
When simpleness ^-^ and >_> duty tender uWu it. 
^.^ Go, >_< bwing them in; ^-^ and ^w^ take ^-^ youw x3 pwaces, ÚwÚ wadies. 
x3 Exit PHILOSTRATE 
OwO HIPPOWYTA. ^-^ I :33 wove UwU nyot uWu to see ;;w;; wwetchednyess o'er-charged, 
And >_> duty ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU sewvice UwU pewishing. 
^w^ THESEUS. :3 Why, ÚwÚ gentwe >w< sweet, :33 you >_< shaww see xDD nyo >_< such OwO thing. 
OwO HIPPOWYTA. He x3 says :33 they ^w^ can do OwO nyothing ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 kind. 
^w^ THESEUS. ^.^ The ÚwÚ kindew ^-^ we, uWu to >w< give them UwU thanks for >w< nyothing. 
>_< Ouw >_> spowt >_< shaww >_< be uWu to ^w^ take what :33 they uWu mistake; 
And what x3 poow >_> duty ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ do, ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ wespect 
>_> Takes it ^-^ in >w< might, UwU nyot merit. 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I have come, >_> gweat ;;w;; cwewks have uWu puwposed 
>_< To >_< gweet :33 me xDD with :3 pwemeditated UwU wewcomes; 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I have seen them >w< shivew ^-^ and >w< wook pale, 
Make ^-^ pewiods ^-^ in >w< the :33 midst :3 of :33 sentences, 
>w< Thwottwe their >w< pwactis'd >_> accent ^-^ in their xDD feaws, 
And, ^-^ in conclusion, dumbly have ^.^ bwoke ÚwÚ off, 
uWu Nyot >w< paying :33 me a x3 wewcome. >w< Twust me, >w< sweet, 
>_> Out :3 of ^w^ this >_< siwence yet ^-^ I ^w^ pick'd a ^.^ wewcome; 
And ^-^ in >w< the :3 modesty :3 of OwO feawfuw >_> duty 
^-^ I UwU wead ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as OwO fwom >w< the rattling tongue 
Of saucy ^-^ and x3 audacious :3 ewoquence. 
OwO Wove, >_< thewefowe, ^-^ and x3 tongue-tied UwU simpwicity 
^.^ In least UwU speak :3 most uWu to >_> my capacity. 

^-^ We-entew PHILOSTRATE 

^-^ PHIWOSTWATE. ^.^ SO UwU pwease ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, >w< the Prologue is ^-^ addwess'd. 
^w^ THESEUS. Let xDD him :3 appwoach. [Flourish :3 of x3 twumpets] 

^-^ Entew >_> QUINCE ÚwÚ as >w< the PROLOGUE 

:3 PWOWOGUE. UwU If ;;w;; we >w< offend, it is xDD with x3 ouw ^w^ good :3 wiww. 
:33 That :33 you OwO shouwd think, ;;w;; we come UwU nyot uWu to >w< offend, 
xDD But xDD with ^w^ good :3 wiww. >_< To ^w^ show x3 ouw ÚwÚ simpwe skill, 
:33 That is >w< the OwO twue >w< beginnying :3 of x3 ouw >_< end. 
Consider uWu then, ;;w;; we come but ^-^ in despite. 
OwO We do UwU nyot come, ÚwÚ as ^.^ minding uWu to ÚwÚ content ^.^ you, 
>_< Ouw OwO twue intent ^.^ is. ;;w;; Aww for ^-^ youw delight 
OwO We are UwU nyot uWu hewe. :33 That :33 you OwO shouwd ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ wepent ^.^ you, 
^.^ The actors are :3 at band; UwU and, :3 by their >_< show, 
You >_< shaww >_< knyow >w< aww, ^w^ that :33 you are OwO wike uWu to :33 knyow, 
^w^ THESEUS. ^.^ This uWu fewwow x3 doth UwU nyot >_< stand upon points. 
>w< WYSANDEW. He hath ^.^ wid ^.^ his xDD pwowogue OwO wike a ^.^ wough x3 cowt; UwU he UwU knyows UwU nyot 
>w< the stop. xDD A ^w^ good moral, >_> my ;;w;; wowd: it is UwU nyot :33 enyough uWu to :3 speak, but 
uWu to UwU speak :3 twue. 
OwO HIPPOWYTA. ^-^ Indeed UwU he hath >_< pway'd on ^w^ this xDD pwowogue OwO wike a UwU chiwd on a 
>_> wecowdew- a uWu sound, but UwU nyot ^-^ in government. 
^w^ THESEUS. :33 His >_> speech >_> was OwO wike a tangled ;;w;; chain; OwO nyothing OwO im ^w^ paiwed, 
but ;;w;; aww disordered. >_< Who is OwO nyext? 

Enter, xDD with a OwO twumpet :33 befowe them, ÚwÚ as ^-^ in ^w^ dumb >_< show, 
>w< PYWAMUS ^-^ and THISBY, uWu WAWW, x3 MOONSHINyE, ^-^ and LION 

:3 PWOWOGUE. Gentles, >_< pewchance :33 you x3 wondew :3 at ^w^ this xDD show; 
xDD But x3 wondew ;;w;; on, :3 tiww >_> twuth uWu make ;;w;; aww things ^-^ pwain. 
^.^ This man is Pyramus, >_> if :33 you :3 wouwd >w< knyow; 
^.^ This beauteous lady uWu Thisby is ^.^ cewtain. 
^.^ This ;;w;; man, xDD with lime ^-^ and :3 wough-cast, x3 doth present 
Wall, ^w^ that :3 viwe ;;w;; Waww xDD which >w< did uWu these >w< wovews sunder; 
And through x3 Wawws >_< chink, x3 poow souls, :33 they are ÚwÚ content 
>_< To whisper. x3 At >w< the xDD which let xDD nyo man UwU wondew. 
^.^ This ;;w;; man, xDD with >_< wanthown, UwU dog, ^-^ and ÚwÚ bush :3 of thorn, 
x3 Pwesenteth ^w^ Moonshinye; ^-^ fow, >_> if :33 you >w< wiww :33 knyow, 
By :3 moonshinye >w< did uWu these >w< wovews xDD think xDD nyo OwO scown 
>_< To meet :3 at ;;w;; Nyinyus' ÚwÚ tomb, there, >w< thewe uWu to >w< woo. 
^.^ This ÚwÚ gwiswy >_> beast, xDD which ^-^ Wion >w< hight :3 by ;;w;; nyame, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ twusty Thisby, >w< coming >_> fiwst :3 by OwO nyight, 
ÚwÚ Did xDD scawe uWu away, >w< ow :3 wathew >w< did xDD affwight; 
And ÚwÚ as she uWu fwed, ;;w;; hew :33 mantwe she >w< did fall; 
Which ^-^ Wion :3 viwe xDD with ÚwÚ bwoody uWu mouth >w< did >_> stain. 
Anon ÚwÚ comes Pyramus, sweet ^w^ youth ^-^ and tall, 
And finds ^.^ his ÚwÚ twusty Thisby's :33 mantwe ^-^ swain; 
Whereat xDD with OwO bwade, xDD with ÚwÚ bwoody blameful OwO bwade, 
He ÚwÚ bwavewy :33 bwoach'd ^.^ his boiling ÚwÚ bwoody >_< bweast; 
And Thisby, >_> tawwying ^-^ in ^-^ muwbewwy :33 shade, 
:33 His xDD daggew ^.^ dwew, ^-^ and died. :3 Fow ;;w;; aww >w< the rest, 
Let ;;w;; Wion, Moonshine, Wall, ^-^ and >w< wovews twain, 
x3 At uWu wawge ;;w;; discouwse :33 whiwe ÚwÚ hewe :33 they do xDD wemain. 
Exeunt :33 PWOWOGUE, ÚwÚ PYWAMUS, THISBY, 
LION, ^-^ and ;;w;; MOONSHINyE 
^w^ THESEUS. ^-^ I x3 wondew >_> if >w< the lion >_< be uWu to ^w^ speak. 
DEMETRIUS. :33 Nyo >_> wondew, >_> my ;;w;; wowd: >w< onye lion ;;w;; may, uWu when uWu many uWu asses do. 
>_< WAWW. ^.^ In ^w^ this ^-^ same interlude it x3 doth >w< befaww 
:33 That ;;w;; I, >w< onye Snout :3 by ;;w;; nyame, present a >_> waww; 
And >_< such a :33 waww ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :3 wouwd have :33 you xDD think 
:33 That ^w^ had ^-^ in it a crannied UwU howe >w< ow >_< chink, 
>_> Thwough xDD which >w< the >_> wovews, x3 Pywamus ^-^ and Thisby, 
ÚwÚ Did :3 whispew x3 often :3 vewy secretly. 
^.^ This OwO woam, ^w^ this :3 wough-cast, ^-^ and ^w^ this x3 stonye, x3 doth ^w^ show 
:33 That ^-^ I am ^w^ that ^-^ same >_> waww; >w< the >_> twuth is uWu so; 
And ^w^ this >w< the :33 cwanny UwU is, >w< wight ^-^ and >_> sinyistew, 
>_> Thwough xDD which >w< the OwO feawfuw >w< wovews are uWu to whisper. 
^w^ THESEUS. >w< Wouwd :33 you desire lime ^-^ and >w< haiw uWu to UwU speak better? 
DEMETRIUS. >_> It is >w< the >_> wittiest :3 pawtition ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^-^ I heard 
UwU discouwse, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 

^-^ Entew >w< PYWAMUS 

^w^ THESEUS. x3 Pywamus :3 dwaws uWu nyeaw >w< the >_> waww; ^-^ siwence. 
x3 PYWAMUS. O UwU gwim-wook'd >_< nyight! O night xDD with :33 hue ;;w;; so :33 bwack! 
O OwO nyight, xDD which ^-^ evew UwU awt uWu when x3 day is not! 
O OwO nyight, O OwO nyight, alack, alack, alack, 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw >_> my Thisby's x3 pwomise is x3 fowgot! 
And UwU thou, O ^-^ waww, O >w< sweet, O ^-^ wovewy ^-^ waww, 
:33 That ^-^ stand'st between ;;w;; hew >_> fathew's >_< gwound ^-^ and mine; 
Thou ^-^ waww, O ^-^ waww, O sweet ^-^ and ^-^ wovewy ^-^ waww, 
x3 Show :33 me thy >_< chink, uWu to ;;w;; bwink through xDD with mine eyne. 
^-^ [WAWW UwU howds :3 up ^.^ his ^w^ fingews] 
^-^ Thanks, courteous :3 waww. :3 Jove >_< shiewd ÚwÚ thee ^w^ weww for this! 
xDD But what see what see >_> I? :33 Nyo uWu Thisby do ^-^ I >_> see. 
O >_> wicked ^-^ waww, through whom ^-^ I see xDD nyo ^w^ bwiss, 
Curs'd UwU he thy ^.^ stonyes for UwU thus deceiving me! 
^w^ THESEUS. ^.^ The ^-^ waww, methinks, being sensible, OwO shouwd xDD cuwse again. 
x3 PYWAMUS. x3 Nyo, ^-^ in truth, sir, UwU he OwO shouwd uWu nyot. ^-^ Deceiving :33 me is Thisby's 
:3 cue. ÚwÚ She is uWu to UwU entew uWu nyow, ^-^ and ^-^ I am uWu to ^w^ spy ;;w;; hew through >w< the :3 waww. 
You >_< shaww see it >w< wiww x3 faww pat ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< towd you; :3 yondew she :33 comes. 

^-^ Entew uWu THISBY 

THISBY. O ^-^ waww, full x3 often UwU hast >w< thou >w< beawd >_> my moans, 
:3 Fow parting >_> my ^.^ faiw x3 Pywamus ^-^ and me! 
^w^ My ^w^ chewwy ÚwÚ wips have x3 often kiss'd thy :3 stonyes, 
>w< Thy ^.^ stonyes xDD with lime ^-^ and >w< haiw :33 knyit :3 up ^-^ in ;;w;; thee. 
x3 PYWAMUS. ^-^ I see a x3 voice; now >w< wiww ^-^ I uWu to >w< the >_< chink, 
>_< To ^w^ spy :3 an ^-^ I ^w^ can >_> heaw >_> my Thisby's OwO face. 
ÚwÚ Thisby! 
THISBY. ^w^ My love! >w< thou UwU awt >_> my love, ^-^ I think. 
x3 PYWAMUS. >w< Think what >w< thou xDD wiwt, ^-^ I am thy >w< wovew's grace; 
And OwO wike Limander am ^-^ I ÚwÚ twusty >w< stiww. 
THISBY. And ^-^ I OwO wike x3 Hewen, :3 tiww >w< the :3 Fates :33 me >_> kiww. 
x3 PYWAMUS. uWu Nyot ^-^ Shafawus uWu to uWu Pwocwus >_> was ;;w;; so :3 twue. 
THISBY. :33 As ^-^ Shafawus uWu to Procrus, ^-^ I uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
x3 PYWAMUS. OwO O, >_> kiss :33 me through >w< the UwU howe :3 of ^w^ this :3 viwe :3 waww. 
THISBY. ^-^ I >_> kiss >w< the xDD waww's :33 howe, UwU nyot ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wips :3 at ÚwÚ aww. 
x3 PYWAMUS. UwU Wiwt >w< thou :3 at Ninny's ^.^ tomb meet :33 me ^-^ stwaightway? 
THISBY. Tide >_< wife, tide >_< death, ^-^ I come :33 without delay. 
Exeunt >w< PYWAMUS ^-^ and uWu THISBY 
>_< WAWW. Thus have ;;w;; I, Wall, >_> my ^.^ pawt ^.^ dischawged uWu so; 
And, being x3 donye, UwU thus ;;w;; Waww xDD away x3 doth ^w^ go. x3 Exit >_> WAWW 
^w^ THESEUS. :3 Nyow is >w< the moon ^-^ used between >w< the x3 two neighbours. 
DEMETRIUS. :33 Nyo ^.^ wemedy, >_> my lord, uWu when >_> wawws are ;;w;; so ÚwÚ wiwfuw uWu to >_> heaw 
:33 without :33 wawnying. 
OwO HIPPOWYTA. ^.^ This is >w< the >_> siwwiest stuff ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^-^ I heard. 
^w^ THESEUS. ^.^ The uWu best ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu kind are but OwO shadows; ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ wowst are 
xDD nyo ^-^ wowse, >_> if imagination >_< amend uWu them. 
OwO HIPPOWYTA. >_> It must >_< be ^-^ youw imagination uWu then, ^-^ and UwU nyot :33 theiws. 
^w^ THESEUS. UwU If ;;w;; we ^.^ imaginye xDD nyo worse :3 of them than :33 they :3 of OwO themsewves, 
:33 they ^w^ may ^w^ pass for >_< excewwent UwU men. uWu Hewe come x3 two ^-^ nyobwe UwU beasts :33 in, a 
man ^-^ and a ;;w;; wion. 

^-^ Entew LION ^-^ and ;;w;; MOONSHINyE 

uWu WION. You, :3 wadies, ^.^ you, :3 whose ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ heawts do ^w^ feaw 
^.^ The UwU smawwest monstrous ^w^ mouse ^w^ that creeps on ;;w;; fwoow, 
:3 May uWu nyow, :3 pewchance, x3 both >_< quake ^-^ and >w< twembwe ;;w;; hewe, 
When lion ^.^ wough ^-^ in wildest xDD wage x3 doth ^-^ woaw. 
UwU Then >_< knyow ^w^ that ^-^ I ÚwÚ as :3 Snyug >w< the >w< joinyew am 
xDD A lion x3 feww, >_< nyow else xDD nyo lion's x3 dam; 
^.^ Fow, >_> if ^-^ I OwO shouwd ÚwÚ as lion come ^-^ in ;;w;; stwife 
>w< Into ^w^ this place, x3 'twewe :33 pity on >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
^w^ THESEUS. xDD A :3 vewy ÚwÚ gentwe >_> beast, ^-^ and :3 of a ^w^ good :3 conscience. 
DEMETRIUS. ^.^ The :3 vewy uWu best :3 at a >_> beast, >_> my lord, ^w^ that e'er ^-^ I saw. 
>w< WYSANDEW. ^.^ This lion is a :3 vewy ^.^ fox for ^.^ his ÚwÚ vawouw. 
^w^ THESEUS. x3 Twue; ^-^ and a >_> goose for ^.^ his discretion. 
DEMETRIUS. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, >_> my OwO wowd; for ^.^ his OwO vawouw ;;w;; cannyot x3 cawwy ^.^ his 
discretion, ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ fox carries >w< the :3 goose. 
^w^ THESEUS. :33 His discretion, ^-^ I am ^.^ suwe, ;;w;; cannyot x3 cawwy ^.^ his ÚwÚ vawouw; for 
>w< the >_> goose carries UwU nyot >w< the fox. >_> It is ^.^ weww. :33 Weave it uWu to ^.^ his 
discretion, ^-^ and let uWu us OwO wisten uWu to >w< the >_> Moon. 
^-^ MOONSHINyE. ^.^ This ^w^ wanthown x3 doth >w< the horned moon x3 pwesent- 
DEMETRIUS. He OwO shouwd have worn >w< the >_> howns on ^.^ his head. 
^w^ THESEUS. He is xDD nyo >_< cwescent, ^-^ and ^.^ his >_> howns are :33 invisibwe >_> within >w< the 
uWu ciwcumfewence. 
^-^ MOONSHINyE. ^.^ This ^w^ wanthown x3 doth >w< the horned moon present; 
:3 Mysewf >w< the ^-^ Man ^.^ i' >_> th' ^-^ Moon do seem uWu to OwO be. 
^w^ THESEUS. ^.^ This is >w< the >w< gweatest :3 ewwow :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west; >w< the man OwO shouwd 
>_< be put uWu into >w< the OwO wantewn. UwU How is it else >w< the man ^.^ i' >_> th' xDD moon? 
DEMETRIUS. He ^w^ dawes UwU nyot come >w< thewe for >w< the :33 candwe; ^-^ fow, :33 you see, it 
is uWu awweady ^-^ in :3 snyuff. 
OwO HIPPOWYTA. ^-^ I am aweary :3 of ^w^ this x3 moon. >w< Wouwd UwU he :3 wouwd change! 
^w^ THESEUS. >_> It >w< appeaws, :3 by ^.^ his xDD smaww :3 wight :3 of discretion, ^w^ that UwU he is 
^-^ in >w< the ^.^ wanye; but yet, ^-^ in courtesy, ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ;;w;; weason, ;;w;; we must x3 stay 
>w< the time. 
>w< WYSANDEW. :3 Pwoceed, >_> Moon. 
ÚwÚ MOON. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ that ^-^ I have uWu to say is uWu to tell :33 you ^w^ that >w< the ^w^ wanthown is 
>w< the ^w^ moon; ;;w;; I, >w< the ^-^ Man ^.^ i' >_> th' Moon; ^w^ this :3 thown-bush, >_> my thorn-bush; 
^-^ and ^w^ this UwU dog, >_> my >_> dog. 
DEMETRIUS. :3 Why, ;;w;; aww uWu these OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ wantewn; for ;;w;; aww uWu these 
are ^-^ in >w< the x3 moon. xDD But :3 siwence; ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes Thisby. 

^-^ We-entew uWu THISBY 

THISBY. ^.^ This is old Ninny's tomb. ;;w;; Whewe is >_> my >w< wove? 
uWu WION. x3 [Woawing] :33 O- [THISBY UwU wuns uWu off] 
DEMETRIUS. ÚwÚ Weww roar'd, ;;w;; Wion. 
^w^ THESEUS. ÚwÚ Weww >w< wun, Thisby. 
OwO HIPPOWYTA. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ shonye, >_> Moon. ^w^ Twuwy, >w< the moon uWu shinyes xDD with a ^w^ good 
grace. :33 [The LION tears ^w^ THISBY'S ^w^ Mantwe, ^-^ and ^-^ exit] 
^w^ THESEUS. ÚwÚ Weww x3 mous'd, ;;w;; Wion. 

^-^ We-entew >w< PYWAMUS 

DEMETRIUS. And :33 then came uWu Pywamus. 
>w< WYSANDEW. And ;;w;; so >w< the lion ;;w;; vanyish'd. 
x3 PYWAMUS. ^-^ Sweet ^.^ Moon, ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ thee for thy xDD sunny ^w^ beams; 
^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ thee, ^.^ Moon, for xDD shinying now ;;w;; so OwO bwight; 
^.^ Fow, :3 by thy OwO gwacious golden, :33 gwittewing ÚwÚ gweams, 
^-^ I xDD twust uWu to ^w^ take :3 of :3 twuest uWu Thisby ÚwÚ sight. 
xDD But ;;w;; stay, O spite! 
xDD But mark, x3 poow ÚwÚ knyight, 
:3 What dreadful ÚwÚ dowe is ^w^ hewe! 
OwO Eyes, do :33 you ÚwÚ see? 
UwU How ^w^ can it ^-^ he? 
O >_> dainty *looks at you* duck! O :3 deaw! 
>w< Thy :33 mantwe ^.^ good, 
x3 What! stain'd xDD with :3 bwood? 
x3 Appwoach, xDD ye >_> Fuwies :3 feww. 
O :3 Fates! come, uWu come; 
UwU Cut xDD thwead ^-^ and xDD thwum; 
:3 Quaiw, ^-^ cwush, ^.^ concwude, ^-^ and x3 queww. 
^w^ THESEUS. ^.^ This uWu passion, ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ death :3 of a dear ^.^ fwiend, :3 wouwd ^w^ go 
uWu nyeaw uWu to uWu make a man >w< wook uWu sad. 
OwO HIPPOWYTA. >_< Beshwew >_> my heart, but ^-^ I :33 pity >w< the man. 
x3 PYWAMUS. O >_> whewefowe, Nature, didst >w< thou >_> wions uWu fwame? 
;;w;; Since lion :3 viwe hath ÚwÚ hewe :3 defwowew'd >_> my ^w^ deaw; 
Which ^-^ is- uWu nyo, x3 nyo- xDD which >_> was >w< the ^-^ faiwest UwU dame 
:33 That UwU wiv'd, ^w^ that lov'd, ^w^ that UwU wik'd, ^w^ that OwO wook'd xDD with cheer. 
uWu Come, ^w^ teaws, ^.^ confound; 
xDD Out, ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ and ÚwÚ wound 
^.^ The pap :3 of ^-^ Pywamus; 
x3 Ay, ^w^ that UwU weft ;;w;; pap, 
;;w;; Whewe :33 heawt x3 doth ;;w;; hop. OwO [Stabs :33 himsewf] 
Thus :33 die ;;w;; I, thus, thus, thus. 
:3 Nyow am ^-^ I >_> dead, 
:3 Nyow am ^-^ I UwU fwed; 
^w^ My ^w^ souw is ^-^ in >w< the >_< sky. 
:33 Tongue, ;;w;; wose thy light; 
^.^ Moon, ^w^ take thy ^-^ fwight. UwU [Exit xDD MOONSHINyE] 
:3 Nyow ^-^ die, ^-^ die, ^-^ die, ^-^ die, ^.^ die. x3 [Dies] 
DEMETRIUS. :33 Nyo ^-^ die, but :3 an x3 ace, for xDD him; for UwU he is but ^w^ onye. 
>w< WYSANDEW. :3 Wess than :3 an x3 ace, >_< man; for UwU he is dead; UwU he is >w< nyothing. 
^w^ THESEUS. With >w< the :33 hewp :3 of a ^w^ suwgeon UwU he :33 might yet ÚwÚ wecovew ^-^ and yet 
>_< pwove :3 an ÚwÚ ass. 
OwO HIPPOWYTA. UwU How >_> chance Moonshine is ^w^ gonye :33 befowe uWu Thisby ÚwÚ comes >_< back 
^-^ and finds ;;w;; hew lover? 

^-^ We-entew uWu THISBY 

^w^ THESEUS. ÚwÚ She >w< wiww find xDD him :3 by ^-^ stawwight. uWu Hewe she comes; ^-^ and ;;w;; hew 
passion ^w^ ends >w< the play. 
OwO HIPPOWYTA. xDD Methinks she OwO shouwd UwU nyot ÚwÚ use a long >w< onye for >_< such a 
^-^ Pywamus; ^-^ I hope she >w< wiww >_< be x3 bwief. 
DEMETRIUS. xDD A ^.^ mote >w< wiww ^w^ tuwn >w< the x3 bawance, xDD which Pyramus, xDD which 
Thisby, is >w< the xDD bettew- UwU he for a ;;w;; man, >_> God warrant xDD us: ÚwÚ She for a 
woman, >_> God bless >_> us! 
>w< WYSANDEW. ÚwÚ She hath ^w^ spied xDD him uWu awweady xDD with those sweet ^-^ eyes. 
DEMETRIUS. And UwU thus she moans, ÚwÚ videwicet:- 
THISBY. xDD Asweep, >_> my >w< wove? 
^w^ What, >_> dead, >_> my dove? 
O Pyramus, ÚwÚ awise, 
Speak, ^w^ speak. Quite ÚwÚ dumb? 
x3 Dead, dead? xDD A ^.^ tomb 
ÚwÚ Must cover thy sweet ^-^ eyes. 
These lily lips, 
^.^ This ^w^ chewwy ÚwÚ nyose, 
These yellow cowslip uWu cheeks, 
;;w;; Awe gone, are gone; 
;;w;; Wovews, uWu make :33 moan; 
:33 His ^.^ eyes were >_> gween ÚwÚ as OwO weeks. 
O Sisters UwU Thwee, 
uWu Come, come uWu to me, 
With >w< hands ÚwÚ as ^-^ pawe ÚwÚ as milk; 
:3 Way them ^-^ in >_> gowe, 
;;w;; Since :33 you have ^w^ showe 
With x3 sheaws ^.^ his xDD thwead :3 of silk. 
:33 Tongue, UwU nyot a word. 
uWu Come, ÚwÚ twusty sword; 
uWu Come, OwO bwade, >_> my :3 bweast >w< imbwue. OwO [Stabs ^w^ hewsewf] 
And >w< faweweww, :3 fwiends; 
Thus uWu Thisby x3 ends; 
>w< Adieu, ^w^ adieu, >_> adieu. x3 [Dies] 
^w^ THESEUS. Moonshine ^-^ and ^-^ Wion are UwU weft uWu to ^w^ buwy >w< the xDD dead. 
DEMETRIUS. x3 Ay, ^-^ and ;;w;; Waww >_< too. 
>w< BOTTOM. x3 [Stawting xDD up] x3 Nyo, ^-^ I >_> assuwe you; >w< the :33 waww is OwO down ^w^ that 
:33 pawted their ^.^ fathews. Will it UwU pwease :33 you uWu to see >w< the >w< Epiwogue, >w< ow 
uWu to >_> heaw a xDD Bewgomask ^w^ dance between x3 two :3 of x3 ouw company? 
^w^ THESEUS. :33 Nyo :33 epiwogue, ^-^ I pray you; for ^-^ youw uWu pway xDD nyeeds xDD nyo >_> excuse. 
^.^ Nyevew OwO excuse; for uWu when >w< the players are ;;w;; aww ^-^ dead >w< thewe need none 
uWu to >_< be OwO bwamed. x3 Mawwy, >_> if UwU he ^w^ that ^.^ wwit it ^w^ had x3 pwayed Pyramus, ^-^ and 
;;w;; hang'd himself ^-^ in Thisby's >w< gawtew, it :3 wouwd have OwO been a UwU finye 
>_< twagedy. And ;;w;; so it UwU is, xDD twuwy; ^-^ and :3 vewy uWu nyotabwy :3 dischawg'd. xDD But 
come, ^-^ youw >_> Bewgomask; let ^-^ youw epilogue alone. ^.^ [A ;;w;; dance] 
^.^ The >_> iwon tongue :3 of UwU midnyight hath >_< towd twelve. 
;;w;; Wovews, uWu to bed; ÚwÚ 'tis almost OwO faiwy time. 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw ;;w;; we >_< shaww :33 out-sweep >w< the >w< coming morn, 
:33 As ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ^w^ this night have >_< ovewwatch'd. 
^.^ This palpable-gross uWu pway hath ^w^ weww >w< beguiw'd 
^.^ The >_< heavy OwO gait :3 of night. ^-^ Sweet :3 fwiends, uWu to bed. 
xDD A fortnight hold ;;w;; we ^w^ this ÚwÚ sowemnyity, 
^.^ In xDD nyightwy ^-^ wevews ^-^ and xDD nyew >_< jowwity. Exeunt 

^-^ Entew PUCK xDD with a ^w^ bwoom 

PUCK. :3 Nyow >w< the UwU hungwy lion ^.^ woaws, 
And >w< the ^.^ wowf :3 behowws >w< the ^w^ moon; 
ÚwÚ Whiwst >w< the >_< heavy ;;w;; pwoughman UwU snyowes, 
;;w;; Aww xDD with :33 weawy ^-^ task ^.^ fowdonye. 
:3 Nyow >w< the ^w^ wasted UwU bwands do glow, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst >w< the xDD scweech-oww, uWu scweeching ^.^ woud, 
ÚwÚ Puts >w< the UwU wwetch ^w^ that ^w^ wies ^-^ in xDD woe 
^.^ In :33 wemembwance :3 of a :3 shwoud. 
:3 Nyow it is >w< the :3 time :3 of night 
:33 That >w< the graves, ;;w;; aww >_> gaping :3 wide, 
Every >w< onye ^-^ wets ^-^ fowth ^.^ his sprite, 
^.^ In >w< the church-way :3 paths uWu to glide. 
And ;;w;; we xDD faiwies, ^w^ that do run 
By >w< the uWu twipwe Hecate's xDD team 
^w^ Fwom >w< the presence :3 of >w< the sun, 
>_< Fowwowing darkness OwO wike a >_< dweam, 
:3 Nyow are x3 fwowic. uWu Nyot a ^w^ mouse 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_> distuwb ^w^ this uWu hawwowed ^w^ house. 
^-^ I am >_> sent xDD with ^w^ bwoom :3 befowe, 
>_< To uWu sweep >w< the ^-^ dust x3 behind >w< the ÚwÚ doow. 

^-^ Entew :33 OBEWON ^-^ and ^w^ TITANyIA, xDD with ;;w;; aww their >w< twain 

^w^ OBEWON. >_> Thwough >w< the house >w< give ;;w;; gwimmewing :3 wight, 
By >w< the ^-^ dead ^-^ and ^.^ dwowsy ^w^ fiwe; 
Every elf ^-^ and OwO faiwy sprite 
^w^ Hop ÚwÚ as :3 wight ÚwÚ as ^.^ biwd OwO fwom ^-^ bwiew; 
And ^w^ this >_< ditty, after me, 
:33 Sing ^-^ and ^w^ dance it uWu twippingwy. 
TITANIA. ^-^ Fiwst, rehearse ^-^ youw ÚwÚ song :3 by ^.^ wote, 
>_< To uWu each :3 wowd a ^w^ wawbwing note; 
ÚwÚ Hand ^-^ in ;;w;; hand, xDD with OwO faiwy ;;w;; gwace, 
Will ;;w;; we ÚwÚ sing, ^-^ and bless ^w^ this ;;w;; pwace. 

:33 [OBEWON leading, >w< the ^.^ FAIWIES ^.^ sing ^-^ and ;;w;; dance] 

^w^ OBEWON. xDD Nyow, x3 untiw >w< the x3 bweak :3 of x3 day, 
>_> Thwough ^w^ this house uWu each OwO faiwy OwO stway. 
>_< To >w< the uWu best uWu bwide-bed >w< wiww ^-^ we, 
Which :3 by uWu us >_< shaww xDD bwessed x3 be; 
And >w< the ^.^ issue >w< thewe OwO cweate 
x3 Evew >_< shaww >_< be >_< fowtunyate. 
So >_< shaww ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ coupwes xDD thwee 
x3 Evew OwO twue ^-^ in >_> woving x3 be; 
And >w< the blots :3 of >_> Nyatuwe's UwU hand 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU nyot ^-^ in their ^.^ issue stand; 
^.^ Nyevew x3 mowe, ;;w;; hawe-wip, >_< nyow ^.^ scaw, 
>_> Nyow >_< mawk :3 pwodigious, >_< such ÚwÚ as are 
ÚwÚ Despised ^-^ in :3 nyativity, 
ÚwÚ Shaww upon their :3 chiwdwen OwO be. 
With ^w^ this ;;w;; fiewd-dew uWu consecwate, 
Every OwO faiwy ^w^ take ^.^ his gait, 
And uWu each ;;w;; sevewaw x3 chambew bless, 
>_> Thwough ^w^ this >_< pawace, xDD with sweet >_< peace; 
And >w< the owner :3 of it blest 
x3 Evew >_< shaww ^-^ in ^w^ safety >_> west. 
Trip away; uWu make xDD nyo ^w^ stay; 
Meet :33 me ;;w;; aww :3 by x3 bweak :3 of ;;w;; day. Exeunt ;;w;; aww but PUCK 
PUCK. UwU If ;;w;; we ;;w;; shadows have offended, 
>w< Think but ^w^ this, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww is ^.^ mended, 
:33 That :33 you have but :33 swumb'wed ÚwÚ hewe 
uWu Whiwe uWu these x3 visions >w< did appear. 
And ^w^ this ^w^ weak ^-^ and xDD idwe >w< theme, 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe uWu yiewding but a >_< dweam, 
Gentles, do UwU nyot >_> wepwehend. 
UwU If :33 you pardon, ;;w;; we >w< wiww mend. 
And, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am :3 an uWu honyest >_< Puck, 
UwU If ;;w;; we have uWu unyeawnyed luck 
:3 Nyow uWu to OwO scape >w< the serpent's uWu tongue, 
OwO We >w< wiww uWu make :33 amends ^-^ ewe >w< wong; 
Else >w< the ^.^ Puck a x3 wiaw call. 
;;w;; So, ^w^ good night >_< unto :33 you ÚwÚ aww. 
^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw OwO hands, >_> if ;;w;; we >_< be :3 fwiends, 
And ;;w;; Wobin >_< shaww uWu westowe :33 amends. x3 Exit 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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x3 1599 


OwO MUCH OwO ADO ^-^ ABOUT NOTHING 


:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

OwO Don uWu Pedwo, xDD Pwince :3 of ^-^ Awwagon. 
OwO Don uWu John, ^.^ his ^w^ bastawd >_> bwothew. 
xDD Cwaudio, a xDD young lord :3 of ^.^ Fwowence. 
^-^ Benyedick, a Young lord :3 of :3 Padua. 
ÚwÚ Weonyato, uWu Govewnyow :3 of ^w^ Messinya. 
:3 Antonyio, :3 an old ;;w;; man, ^.^ his >_> bwothew. 
Balthasar, attendant on OwO Don ^-^ Pedwo. 
>_> Bowachio, >_> fowwowew :3 of OwO Don >_< John. 
Conrade, >_> fowwowew :3 of OwO Don >_< John. 
xDD Fwiaw ^.^ Fwancis. 
UwU Dogbewwy, a Constable. 
Verges, a :3 Headbowough. 
xDD A xDD Sexton. 
xDD A ^-^ Boy. 

:33 Hewo, uWu daughtew uWu to :33 Weonyato. 
UwU Beatwice, ;;w;; nyiece uWu to :33 Weonyato. 
xDD Mawgawet, waiting :3 gentwewoman attending on ÚwÚ Hewo. 
:3 Uwsuwa, waiting :3 gentwewoman attending on ÚwÚ Hewo. 

Messengers, uWu Watch, :3 Attendants, etc. 




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UwU SCENyE.--Messinya. 


>_< ACT xDD I. Scenye xDD I. 
;;w;; An :33 owchawd :33 befowe >_> Weonyato's ^w^ house. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ Weonyato :33 (Govewnyow :3 of >w< Messinya), Hero OwO (his :33 Daughtew), 
^-^ and Beatrice OwO (his :3 Nyiece), xDD with a Messenger. 

xDD Weon. ^-^ I learn ^-^ in ^w^ this letter ^w^ that OwO Don :3 Pedwo :3 of Arragon ÚwÚ comes ^w^ this 
night uWu to ^w^ Messinya. 
Mess. He is :3 vewy uWu nyeaw :3 by this. He >_> was UwU nyot xDD thwee ^.^ weagues off uWu when ^-^ I 
UwU weft ^-^ him. 
xDD Weon. UwU How uWu many OwO gentwemen have :33 you :33 wost ^-^ in ^w^ this ^w^ action? 
Mess. xDD But OwO few :3 of :33 any sort, ^-^ and none :3 of name. 
xDD Weon. xDD A victory is twice ^w^ itsewf uWu when >w< the UwU achievew UwU bwings home full 
numbers. ^-^ I find ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ that OwO Don :3 Pedwo hath ^w^ bestowed ÚwÚ much >w< honyouw on 
a xDD young uWu Fwowentinye :3 cawwed ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
Mess. ^.^ Much OwO desewv'd on ^.^ his >_< pawt, ^-^ and uWu equawwy ;;w;; wememb'wed :3 by OwO Don 
^-^ Pedwo. He hath :33 bownye himself >_> beyond >w< the x3 pwomise :3 of ^.^ his :3 age, x3 doing 
^-^ in >w< the uWu figuwe :3 of a ^w^ wamb >w< the >w< feats :3 of a ;;w;; wion. He hath uWu indeed 
xDD bettew ^.^ bett'wed uWu expectation than :33 you must xDD expect :3 of :33 me uWu to tell 
:33 you how. 
xDD Weon. He hath :3 an >w< uncwe ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ;;w;; Messinya >w< wiww >_< be :3 vewy ÚwÚ much ^.^ gwad :3 of uWu it. 
Mess. ^-^ I have uWu awweady delivered xDD him UwU wettews, ^-^ and >w< thewe ;;w;; appeaws ÚwÚ much 
;;w;; joy ^-^ in xDD him; uWu even ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ^w^ that ;;w;; joy ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ^w^ show ^w^ itsewf modest 
:33 enyough :33 without a x3 badge :3 of OwO bittewnyess. 
xDD Weon. ÚwÚ Did UwU he x3 bweak :33 out uWu into tears? 
Mess. ^.^ In >_> gweat ^-^ measuwe. 
xDD Weon. xDD A uWu kind :33 ovewfwow :3 of >w< kindnyess. ;;w;; Thewe are xDD nyo faces >_> twuew than 
those ^w^ that are ;;w;; so uWu wash'd. UwU How ÚwÚ much xDD bettew is it uWu to UwU weep :3 at ;;w;; joy 
than uWu to ;;w;; joy :3 at weeping! 
>w< Beat. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, is :3 Signyiow >w< Mountanto xDD wetuwn'd OwO fwom >w< the ^.^ waws >w< ow no? 
Mess. ^-^ I >_< knyow none :3 of ^w^ that ;;w;; nyame, OwO wady. ;;w;; Thewe >_> was none >_< such ^-^ in >w< the 
>w< awmy :3 of :33 any ;;w;; sowt. 
xDD Weon. :3 What is UwU he ^w^ that :33 you ask ^-^ fow, ^.^ nyiece? 
ÚwÚ Hewo. ^w^ My ;;w;; cousin ÚwÚ means :3 Signyiow Benedick :3 of :3 Padua. 
Mess. OwO O, ÚwÚ he's OwO wetuwn'd, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as :3 pweasant ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew UwU he ÚwÚ was. 
>w< Beat. He ^w^ set :3 up ^.^ his >w< biwws ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ;;w;; Messinya ^-^ and x3 chawweng'd >_> Cupid :3 at 
>w< the xDD fwight, ^-^ and >_> my uncle's >w< foow, ÚwÚ weading >w< the challenge, 
OwO subscwib'd for >_> Cupid ^-^ and x3 chawweng'd xDD him :3 at >w< the ^-^ buwbowt. ^-^ I pray 
^.^ you, how uWu many hath UwU he kill'd ^-^ and x3 eaten ^-^ in uWu these ^-^ waws? xDD But how 
uWu many hath UwU he >_< kiww'd? :3 Fow uWu indeed ^-^ I promised uWu to >w< eat ;;w;; aww :3 of ^.^ his 
>_< kiwwing. 
xDD Weon. ^-^ Faith, ÚwÚ nyiece, :33 you tax :3 Signyiow Benedick x3 too ;;w;; much; but he'll 
>_< be meet xDD with ^.^ you, ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt it uWu nyot. 
Mess. He hath ^w^ donye ^w^ good service, xDD wady, ^-^ in uWu these xDD waws. 
>w< Beat. You ^w^ had musty ^.^ victuaw, ^-^ and UwU he hath ^-^ howp uWu to >w< eat uWu it. He is a 
:3 vewy ^.^ vawiant >_> twenchewman; UwU he hath :3 an >_< excewwent x3 stomach. 
Mess. And a ^w^ good >w< sowdiew OwO too, OwO wady. 
>w< Beat. And a ^w^ good >w< sowdiew uWu to a x3 wady; but what is UwU he uWu to a >_> wowd? 
Mess. xDD A lord uWu to a lord, a man uWu to a >_< man; x3 stuff'd xDD with ;;w;; aww >w< honyouwabwe 
virtues. 
>w< Beat. >_> It is ;;w;; so indeed. He is xDD nyo less than a x3 stuff'd >_< man; but for 
>w< the stuffing--well, ;;w;; we are ;;w;; aww uWu mowtaw. 
xDD Weon. You must not, sir, mistake >_> my x3 nyiece. ;;w;; Thewe is a uWu kind :3 of uWu mewwy 
^-^ waw ÚwÚ betwixt :3 Signyiow Benedick ^-^ and x3 hew. xDD They UwU nyevew meet but >_< thewe's 
a :3 skiwmish :3 of UwU wit between uWu them. 
>w< Beat. >_> Awas, UwU he >_< gets OwO nyothing :3 by that! ^.^ In x3 ouw last >_< confwict :3 fouw :3 of 
^.^ his ÚwÚ five wits UwU went x3 hawting ÚwÚ off, ^-^ and now is >w< the uWu whowe man ÚwÚ govewn'd 
xDD with ;;w;; onye; ;;w;; so ^w^ that >_> if UwU he have UwU wit :33 enyough uWu to :3 keep himself ÚwÚ wawm, let 
xDD him ;;w;; beaw it for a >_> diffewence between himself ^-^ and ^.^ his ÚwÚ howse; for 
it is ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD weawth ^w^ that UwU he hath UwU weft uWu to >_< be known a uWu weasonyabwe 
>_> cweatuwe. >_< Who is ^.^ his x3 companyion OwO nyow? He hath >_> evewy >_> month a xDD nyew 
^w^ swown >_> bwothew. 
Mess. Is't ^-^ possibwe? 
>w< Beat. ^w^ Vewy ^w^ easiwy >_< possibwe. He wears ^.^ his faith but ÚwÚ as >w< the ÚwÚ fashion 
:3 of ^.^ his ^-^ hat; it ^-^ evew ^w^ changes xDD with >w< the UwU nyext block. 
Mess. ^-^ I see, xDD wady, >w< the gentleman is UwU nyot ^-^ in ^-^ youw uWu books. 
>w< Beat. >w< Nyo. ;;w;; An UwU he UwU wewe, ^-^ I :3 wouwd burn >_> my study. xDD But ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ;;w;; who is 
^.^ his ÚwÚ companyion? Is >w< thewe xDD nyo xDD young :33 squawew now ^w^ that >w< wiww uWu make a 
voyage xDD with xDD him uWu to >w< the x3 deviw? 
Mess. He is :3 most ^-^ in >w< the company :3 of >w< the >w< wight ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
>w< Beat. O Lord, UwU he >w< wiww ;;w;; hang upon xDD him OwO wike a >_> disease! He is ^-^ soonyew 
caught than >w< the >_> pestiwence, ^-^ and >w< the >_> takew UwU wuns uWu pwesentwy x3 mad. >_> God 
:33 hewp >w< the ^-^ nyobwe xDD Cwaudio! UwU If UwU he have caught >w< the ^-^ Benyedick, it >w< wiww 
cost xDD him a >_> thousand ^-^ pound ^-^ ewe x3 'a >_< be cured. 
Mess. ^-^ I >w< wiww hold >w< fwiends xDD with ^.^ you, OwO wady. 
>w< Beat. ÚwÚ Do, ^w^ good OwO fwiend. 
xDD Weon. You >w< wiww UwU nyevew run >_> mad, x3 nyiece. 
>w< Beat. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot :3 tiww a hot ^-^ Janyuawy. 
Mess. OwO Don :3 Pedwo is ;;w;; appwoach'd. 

^-^ Entew OwO Don uWu Pedwo, xDD Cwaudio, ^-^ Benyedick, Balthasar, ^-^ and :33 John >w< the x3 Bastawd. 

^-^ Pedwo. Good :3 Signyiow ÚwÚ Weonyato, are :33 you come uWu to meet ^-^ youw :3 twoubwe? ^.^ The 
ÚwÚ fashion :3 of >w< the UwU wowwd is uWu to ^.^ avoid ^w^ cost, ^-^ and :33 you ^w^ encountew uWu it. 
xDD Weon. ^.^ Nyevew came trouble uWu to >_> my house ^-^ in >w< the xDD wikenyess :3 of ^-^ youw >_< Gwace; 
for trouble being gone, x3 comfowt OwO shouwd remain; but uWu when :33 you ^.^ depawt 
OwO fwom me, >_> sowwow OwO abides ^-^ and happiness >_> takes ^.^ his leave. 
^-^ Pedwo. You embrace ^-^ youw charge x3 too ^.^ wiwwingwy. ^-^ I xDD think ^w^ this is ^-^ youw 
;;w;; daughtew. 
xDD Weon. ÚwÚ Hew mother hath uWu many xDD times >_< towd :33 me >_< so. 
;;w;; Benye. ^.^ Wewe :33 you ^-^ in >_> doubt, sir, ^w^ that :33 you ask'd :33 hew? 
xDD Weon. :3 Signyiow ^-^ Benyedick, no; for :33 then were :33 you a :33 chiwd. 
^-^ Pedwo. You have it x3 fuww, >_> Benyedick. OwO We ^w^ may guess :3 by ^w^ this what :33 you 
x3 awe, being a man. Truly >w< the lady ^.^ fathews >_> hewsewf. ;;w;; Be >_> happy, x3 wady; 
for :33 you are OwO wike :3 an >w< honyouwabwe :33 fathew. 
;;w;; Benye. UwU If :3 Signyiow ^w^ Weonyato >_< be ;;w;; hew ^-^ fathew, she :3 wouwd UwU nyot have ^.^ his ^.^ head 
on ;;w;; hew >_> shouwdews for ;;w;; aww :3 Messinya, ÚwÚ as OwO wike xDD him ÚwÚ as she ^.^ is. 
>w< Beat. ^-^ I x3 wondew ^w^ that :33 you >w< wiww OwO stiww >_< be :3 tawking, :3 Signyiow >_> Benyedick. 
uWu Nyobody ^-^ mawks ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; Benye. ^w^ What, >_> my dear :33 Wady Disdain! are :33 you yet living? 
>w< Beat. Is it possible OwO Disdain OwO shouwd :33 die :33 whiwe she hath >_< such meet 
uWu food uWu to ;;w;; feed it ÚwÚ as :3 Signyiow >_< Benyedick? >_< Couwtesy ^w^ itsewf must convert 
uWu to ^.^ disdain >_> if :33 you come ^-^ in ;;w;; hew :3 pwesence. 
;;w;; Benye. UwU Then is :3 couwtesy a :33 tuwncoat. xDD But it is x3 cewtain ^-^ I am loved :3 of 
;;w;; aww :3 wadies, :3 onwy :33 you excepted; ^-^ and ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ couwd find ^-^ in >_> my 
:33 heawt ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had UwU nyot a :33 hawd heart, for >_< twuwy ^-^ I :33 wove x3 nyonye. 
>w< Beat. xDD A dear happiness uWu to women! xDD They :3 wouwd else have OwO been xDD twoubwed 
xDD with a uWu pewnyicious uWu suitow. ^-^ I UwU thank >_> God ^-^ and >_> my >_< cowd uWu bwood, ^-^ I am :3 of 
^-^ youw OwO humouw for UwU that. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_> heaw >_> my ^-^ dog ^-^ bawk :3 at a >w< cwow 
than a man xDD sweaw UwU he >_< woves >w< me. 
;;w;; Benye. >_> God :3 keep ^-^ youw >_< wadyship OwO stiww ^-^ in ^w^ that xDD mind! So ÚwÚ some gentleman 
>w< ow x3 othew >_< shaww OwO scape a predestinate scratch'd OwO face. 
>w< Beat. >_< Scwatching ^-^ couwd UwU nyot uWu make it worse :3 an x3 'twewe >_< such a UwU face ÚwÚ as 
;;w;; youws ^w^ wewe. 
;;w;; Benye. xDD Weww, :33 you are a ÚwÚ wawe >_> pawwot-teachew. 
>w< Beat. xDD A ^.^ biwd :3 of >_> my tongue is xDD bettew than a beast :3 of >w< youws. 
;;w;; Benye. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> my ;;w;; howse ^w^ had >w< the >_< speed :3 of ^-^ youw uWu tongue, ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^w^ good a 
:33 continyuew. xDD But :3 keep ^-^ youw OwO way, a God's x3 nyame! ^-^ I have OwO donye. 
>w< Beat. You uWu awways UwU end xDD with a ^.^ jade's >_< twick. ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you :3 of OwO owd. 
^-^ Pedwo. :33 That is >w< the >_> sum :3 of >w< aww, :33 Weonyato. :3 Signyiow xDD Cwaudio ^-^ and :3 Signyiow 
^-^ Benyedick, >_> my dear uWu fwiend ^w^ Weonyato hath x3 invited :33 you ÚwÚ aww. ^-^ I tell xDD him 
;;w;; we >_< shaww x3 stay ÚwÚ hewe :3 at >w< the least a OwO month, ^-^ and UwU he xDD heawtwy ^w^ pways 
ÚwÚ some ^.^ occasion ^w^ may :33 detain uWu us ^.^ wongew. ^-^ I dare xDD sweaw UwU he is xDD nyo 
>_> hypocwite, but ^w^ pways OwO fwom ^.^ his >w< heawt. 
xDD Weon. UwU If :33 you OwO sweaw, >_> my lord, :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be forsworn. ^w^ [To OwO Don 
uWu John] Let :33 me :33 bid :33 you uWu wewcome, >_> my ^-^ wowd. ÚwÚ Being reconciled uWu to >w< the 
xDD Pwince ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ I ^-^ owe :33 you ;;w;; aww ^w^ duty. 
>_< John. ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I am UwU nyot :3 of uWu many >_< wowds, but ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ you. 
xDD Weon. x3 Pwease it ^-^ youw Grace ÚwÚ wead on? 
^-^ Pedwo. ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; hand, :33 Weonyato. OwO We >w< wiww ^w^ go together. 
x3 Exeunt. x3 Manyent Benedick ^-^ and ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
Claud. ^-^ Benyedick, didst >w< thou UwU nyote >w< the uWu daughtew :3 of :3 Signyiow >_< Weonyato? 
;;w;; Benye. ^-^ I x3 nyoted ;;w;; hew not, but ^-^ I OwO wook'd on x3 hew. 
Claud. Is she UwU nyot a modest xDD young uWu wady? 
;;w;; Benye. :3 Do :33 you >w< question me, ÚwÚ as :3 an uWu honyest man OwO shouwd ÚwÚ do, for >_> my ÚwÚ simpwe 
OwO twue judgment? >w< ow :3 wouwd :33 you have :33 me UwU speak after >_> my :3 custom, ÚwÚ as 
being a professed x3 tywant uWu to their ^w^ sex? 
Claud. >w< Nyo. ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee UwU speak ^-^ in sober >w< judgment. 
;;w;; Benye. :3 Why, ^.^ i' faith, :33 methinks she's x3 too >w< wow for a >_> high UwU pwaise, 
x3 too brown for a ^.^ faiw UwU pwaise, ^-^ and x3 too ^-^ wittwe for a >_> gweat >w< pwaise. 
^w^ Onwy ^w^ this ^w^ commendation ^-^ I ^w^ can ;;w;; affowd >w< hew, ^w^ that were she x3 othew 
than she UwU is, she were unhandsome, ^-^ and being xDD nyo x3 othew but ÚwÚ as she 
UwU is, ^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO wike x3 hew. 
Claud. Thou xDD thinkest ^-^ I am ^-^ in >_> spowt. ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee tell :33 me >_< twuwy how 
>w< thou UwU wik'st x3 hew. 
;;w;; Benye. >w< Wouwd :33 you :3 buy >w< hew, ^w^ that :33 you enquire after :33 hew? 
Claud. >_> Can >w< the UwU wowwd :3 buy >_< such a ;;w;; jewew? 
;;w;; Benye. x3 Yea, ^-^ and a case uWu to put it ;;w;; into. xDD But UwU speak :33 you ^w^ this xDD with a ;;w;; sad 
>_> bwow? >w< ow do :33 you uWu pway >w< the >_< fwouting ^w^ Jack, uWu to tell uWu us >_> Cupid is a 
^w^ good ;;w;; hawe-findew ^-^ and Vulcan a ÚwÚ wawe ;;w;; cawpentew? uWu Come, ^-^ in what ;;w;; key 
>_< shaww a man ^w^ take :33 you uWu to ^w^ go ^-^ in >w< the song? 
Claud. ^.^ In mine eye she is >w< the sweetest lady ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^-^ I OwO wook'd >_< on. 
;;w;; Benye. ^-^ I ^w^ can see yet :33 without >_< spectacwes, ^-^ and ^-^ I see xDD nyo >_< such >w< mattew. 
Thewe's ;;w;; hew cousin, :3 an she were UwU nyot :33 possess'd xDD with a ;;w;; fuwy,exceeds 
;;w;; hew ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ^-^ in beauty ÚwÚ as >w< the >_> fiwst :3 of :3 May x3 doth >w< the last :3 of 
^w^ Decembew. xDD But ^-^ I hope :33 you have xDD nyo intent uWu to ^w^ tuwn :3 husband, have 
:33 you? 
Claud. ^-^ I :3 wouwd scarce xDD twust x3 mysewf, though ^-^ I ^w^ had ^w^ swown >w< the 
:3 contwawy, >_> if Hero :3 wouwd >_< be >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
;;w;; Benye. Is't come uWu to xDD this? ^.^ In faith, hath UwU nyot >w< the UwU wowwd >w< onye man but 
UwU he >w< wiww >_< weaw ^.^ his OwO cap xDD with suspicion? ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I UwU nyevew see a 
OwO bachewow :3 of ^w^ thweescowe >_> again? :3 Go x3 to, ^.^ i' faith! ;;w;; An >w< thou OwO wiwt xDD nyeeds 
;;w;; thwust thy neck uWu into a ^.^ yoke, >_< weaw >w< the print :3 of it ^-^ and xDD sigh xDD away 
^w^ Sundays. 

^-^ Entew OwO Don ^-^ Pedwo. 

>_< Wook! OwO Don :3 Pedwo is uWu wetuwnyed uWu to >w< seek ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ Pedwo. :3 What ;;w;; secwet hath :3 hewd :33 you ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ that :33 you fowwowed UwU nyot uWu to 
^w^ Weonyato's? 
;;w;; Benye. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ youw Grace :3 wouwd >_< constwain :33 me uWu to xDD teww. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^-^ I charge ÚwÚ thee on thy ;;w;; awwegiance. 
;;w;; Benye. You uWu heaw, ^-^ Count ;;w;; Cwaudio. ^-^ I ^w^ can >_< be ;;w;; secwet ÚwÚ as a ^w^ dumb ;;w;; man, ^-^ I 
:3 wouwd have :33 you xDD think uWu so; OwO but, on >_> my :3 awwegiance--mawk :33 you this-on 
>_> my allegiance! UwU he is ^-^ in :3 wove. With x3 who? :3 Nyow ^w^ that is ^-^ youw Grace's 
x3 pawt. Mark how x3 showt ^.^ his answer ^.^ is: With :33 Hewo, >_> Weonyato's x3 showt 
;;w;; daughtew. 
Claud. UwU If ^w^ this were ;;w;; so, ;;w;; so were it OwO utt'wed. 
;;w;; Benye. >w< Wike >w< the old ;;w;; tawe, >_> my ;;w;; wowd: ^w^ 'It is UwU nyot ;;w;; so, >_< nyow x3 'twas UwU nyot uWu so; 
but UwU indeed, >_> God x3 fowbid it OwO shouwd >_< be >w< so!' 
Claud. UwU If >_> my passion ^w^ change UwU nyot shortly, >_> God x3 fowbid it OwO shouwd >_< be 
otherwise. 
^-^ Pedwo. xDD Amen, >_> if :33 you :33 wove :3 hew; for >w< the lady is :3 vewy ^w^ weww :33 wowthy. 
Claud. You UwU speak ^w^ this uWu to fetch :33 me :33 in, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ Pedwo. By >_> my :33 twoth, ^-^ I UwU speak >_> my ^.^ thought. 
Claud. And, ^-^ in faith, >_> my lord, ^-^ I ^-^ spoke >_< minye. 
;;w;; Benye. And, :3 by >_> my x3 two ^w^ faiths ^-^ and ^w^ twoths, >_> my lord, ^-^ I ^-^ spoke >_< minye. 
Claud. :33 That ^-^ I :33 wove >w< hew, ^-^ I UwU feew. 
^-^ Pedwo. :33 That she is uWu wowthy, ^-^ I know. 
;;w;; Benye. :33 That ^-^ I ^w^ nyeithew feel how she OwO shouwd >_< be loved, >_< nyow >_< knyow how she 
OwO shouwd >_< be uWu wowthy, is >w< the >_> opinyion ^w^ that ^w^ fiwe ;;w;; cannyot :33 mewt :33 out :3 of >w< me. 
^-^ I >w< wiww :33 die ^-^ in it :3 at >w< the stake. 
^-^ Pedwo. Thou uWu wast ^-^ evew :3 an ^w^ obstinyate :3 hewetic ^-^ in >w< the :33 despite :3 of 
^w^ beauty. 
Claud. And UwU nyevew ^-^ couwd >_> maintain ^.^ his ^.^ pawt but ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ fowce :3 of ^.^ his 
:3 wiww. 
;;w;; Benye. :33 That a woman conceived me, ^-^ I UwU thank :3 hew; ^w^ that she brought :33 me 
xDD up, ^-^ I ÚwÚ wikewise >w< give ;;w;; hew :3 most OwO humbwe thanks; but ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< wiww have 
a ^-^ wechate winded ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ fowehead, >w< ow ;;w;; hang >_> my uWu bugwe ^-^ in :3 an :33 invisibwe 
baldrick, ;;w;; aww :33 women >_< shaww >w< pawdon >w< me. Because ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot do them 
>w< the ^-^ wwong uWu to ^-^ mistwust ;;w;; any, ^-^ I >w< wiww do myself >w< the >w< wight uWu to xDD twust 
^w^ nyonye; ^-^ and >w< the UwU finye is (for >w< the xDD which ^-^ I ^w^ may ^w^ go >w< the :33 finyew), ^-^ I >w< wiww 
>_< wive a bachelor. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^-^ I >_< shaww see ^-^ thee, ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^-^ die, >w< wook ^-^ pawe xDD with :3 wove. 
;;w;; Benye. With OwO angew, xDD with xDD sicknyess, >w< ow xDD with ^.^ hungew, >_> my OwO wowd; UwU nyot xDD with 
:3 wove. uWu Pwove ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^-^ I ;;w;; wose :33 mowe UwU bwood xDD with :33 wove than ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 get 
;;w;; again xDD with drinking, xDD pick :33 out mine ^.^ eyes xDD with a ^.^ bawwad-makew's pen 
^-^ and ;;w;; hang :33 me :3 up :3 at >w< the :33 doow :3 of a brothel house for >w< the uWu sign :3 of 
^.^ bwind Cupid. 
^-^ Pedwo. xDD Weww, >_> if ^-^ evew >w< thou dost x3 faww OwO fwom ^w^ this faith, >w< thou OwO wiwt 
>_< pwove a OwO nyotabwe argument. 
;;w;; Benye. UwU If ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, ;;w;; hang :33 me ^-^ in a bottle OwO wike a :3 cat ^-^ and ^w^ shoot :3 at x3 me; ^-^ and 
UwU he ^w^ that >_> hits me, let xDD him >_< be ÚwÚ cwapp'd on >w< the shoulder ^-^ and call'd 
^-^ Adam. 
^-^ Pedwo. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ as :3 time >_< shaww >w< twy. 
;;w;; 'In :3 time >w< the UwU savage :33 buww x3 doth ;;w;; beaw >w< the yoke.' 
;;w;; Benye. ^.^ The UwU savage :33 buww ^.^ may; but >_> if ^-^ evew >w< the sensible Benedick ;;w;; beaw 
^w^ it, pluck off >w< the ÚwÚ buww's >_> howns ^-^ and ^w^ set them ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ fowehead, ^-^ and 
let :33 me >_< be ;;w;; viwewy ;;w;; painted, ^-^ and ^-^ in >_< such >_> gweat :33 wettews ÚwÚ as :33 they xDD wwite 
>_> 'Hewe is ^w^ good ;;w;; howse uWu to hire,' let them >_> signyify ^.^ undew >_> my uWu sign 
>_> 'Hewe :33 you ^w^ may see Benedick >w< the married UwU man.' 
Claud. UwU If ^w^ this OwO shouwd ^-^ evew ;;w;; happen, >w< thou wouldst >_< be x3 hown-mad. 
^-^ Pedwo. Nay, >_> if >_> Cupid have UwU nyot ;;w;; spent ;;w;; aww ^.^ his quiver ^-^ in Venice, >w< thou 
OwO wiwt >_< quake for ^w^ this >_< showtwy. 
;;w;; Benye. ^-^ I >w< wook for :3 an :3 eawthquake x3 too ^w^ then. 
^-^ Pedwo. xDD Weww, :33 you >w< wiww >_< tempowize xDD with >w< the hours. ^.^ In >w< the ^w^ meantime, 
^w^ good :3 Signyiow ^-^ Benyedick, repair uWu to uWu Weonyato's, >w< commend :33 me uWu to xDD him ^-^ and 
tell xDD him ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> faiw xDD him :3 at supper; for uWu indeed UwU he hath uWu made 
>_> gweat xDD pwepawation. 
;;w;; Benye. ^-^ I have almost :3 mattew :33 enyough ^-^ in :33 me for >_< such :3 an xDD embassage; ^-^ and 
;;w;; so ^-^ I OwO commit ^.^ you-- 
Claud. >_< To >w< the ^-^ tuition :3 of ^.^ God. ^w^ Fwom >_> my house--if ^-^ I ^w^ had it-- 
^-^ Pedwo. ^.^ The sixth :3 of July. ;;w;; Youw >_> woving ^.^ fwiend, >_> Benyedick. 
;;w;; Benye. Nay, ;;w;; mock not, ;;w;; mock uWu nyot. ^.^ The body :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; discouwse is 
x3 sometime :33 guawded xDD with fragments, ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; guawds are but slightly 
basted on neither. Ere :33 you :33 fwout old ^w^ ends :33 any ÚwÚ fuwthew, uWu examinye 
^-^ youw :3 conscience. And ;;w;; so ^-^ I uWu weave ÚwÚ you. Exit. 
Claud. ^w^ My liege, ^-^ youw Highness now ^w^ may do :33 me :33 good. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^w^ My :33 wove is ^w^ thinye uWu to teach. ÚwÚ Teach it but xDD how, 
And >w< thou xDD shawt see how :3 apt it is uWu to learn 
:33 Any :33 hawd OwO wesson ^w^ that ^w^ may do ÚwÚ thee :33 good. 
Claud. uWu Hath ^w^ Weonyato :33 any son, >_> my >_> wowd? 
^-^ Pedwo. :33 Nyo UwU chiwd but ^.^ Hewo; she's ^.^ his :3 onwy OwO heiw. 
OwO Dost >w< thou >_< affect >w< hew, >w< Cwaudio? 
Claud.O >_> my lord, 
When :33 you UwU went OwO onwawd on ^w^ this ÚwÚ ended >w< action, 
^-^ I OwO wook'd upon ;;w;; hew xDD with a >_< sowdiew's ^-^ eye, 
:33 That UwU wik'd, but ^w^ had a rougher ^-^ task ^-^ in UwU hand 
uWu Than uWu to :33 dwive UwU wiking uWu to >w< the name :3 of love; 
xDD But now ^-^ I am xDD wetuwn'd ^-^ and ^w^ that ^.^ waw-thoughts 
>_< Have UwU weft their places ^w^ vacant, ^-^ in their ÚwÚ wooms 
^w^ Come :33 thwonging UwU soft ^-^ and delicate desires, 
;;w;; Aww >_< pwompting :33 me how ^.^ faiw xDD young Hero UwU is, 
^.^ Saying ^-^ I UwU wik'd ;;w;; hew ^-^ ewe ^-^ I UwU went uWu to xDD waws. 
^-^ Pedwo. Thou OwO wiwt >_< be OwO wike a >_> wovew uWu pwesentwy 
And tire >w< the hearer xDD with a book :3 of :3 wowds. 
UwU If >w< thou dost :33 wove ^.^ faiw :33 Hewo, cherish ^w^ it, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 bweak xDD with ;;w;; hew ^-^ and xDD with ;;w;; hew ^-^ fathew, 
And >w< thou xDD shawt have x3 hew. UwU Wast UwU nyot uWu to ^w^ this UwU end 
:33 That >w< thou began'st uWu to ÚwÚ twist ;;w;; so UwU finye a ^.^ stowy? 
Claud. UwU How ;;w;; sweetwy :33 you do minister uWu to love, 
:33 That >_< knyow love's grief :3 by ^.^ his complexion! 
xDD But >_> west >_> my UwU wiking :33 might x3 too xDD sudden >_< seem, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd have >_> sawv'd it xDD with a >_> wongew x3 tweatise. 
^-^ Pedwo. :3 What need >w< the xDD bwidge ÚwÚ much ^.^ bwoadew than >w< the >_> fwood? 
^.^ The ^-^ faiwest ÚwÚ gwant is >w< the >_> nyecessity. 
x3 Wook, what >w< wiww >_> sewve is fit. 'Tis once, >w< thou lovest, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< fit ÚwÚ thee xDD with >w< the remedy. 
^-^ I >_< knyow ;;w;; we >_< shaww have x3 wevewwing xDD to-nyight. 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_> assume thy ^.^ pawt ^-^ in ÚwÚ some disguise 
And tell ^.^ faiw Hero ^-^ I am xDD Cwaudio, 
And ^-^ in ;;w;; hew bosom >_< I'ww x3 uncwasp >_> my :33 heawt 
And ^w^ take ;;w;; hew hearing >_> pwisonyew xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ fowce 
And strong ^w^ encountew :3 of >_> my amorous :3 tawe. 
UwU Then after uWu to ;;w;; hew father >w< wiww ^-^ I x3 bweak, 
And >w< the xDD concwusion UwU is, she >_< shaww >_< be thine. 
^.^ In UwU pwactice let uWu us put it ^-^ pwesentwy. x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< II. 
xDD A room ^-^ in >_> Weonyato's ^w^ house. 

^-^ Entew :3 [at >w< onye ÚwÚ doow] ^w^ Weonyato ^-^ and :3 [at uWu anyothew door, Antonio] :3 an old ;;w;; man, 
brother uWu to :33 Weonyato. 

xDD Weon. UwU How uWu nyow, brother? ;;w;; Whewe is >_> my ;;w;; cousin ^-^ youw son? uWu Hath UwU he 
OwO pwovided ^w^ this ;;w;; music? 
Ant. He is :3 vewy >w< busy uWu about uWu it. >w< But, ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell :33 you ^-^ stwange 
OwO nyews ^w^ that :33 you yet >_> dweamt UwU nyot >_< of. 
xDD Weon. ;;w;; Awe :33 they :3 good? 
Ant. :33 As >w< the :33 event ;;w;; stamps ^.^ them; but :33 they have a ^w^ good >_> covew, :33 they 
^w^ show ^w^ weww OwO outwawd. ^.^ The xDD Pwince ^-^ and ^-^ Count xDD Cwaudio, ^.^ wawking ^-^ in a 
uWu thick-pweached uWu awwey ^-^ in mine :33 owchawd, were UwU thus ÚwÚ much >_< ovewheawd :3 by 
a man :3 of ^w^ minye: >w< the xDD Pwince ^.^ discovewed uWu to xDD Cwaudio ^w^ that UwU he loved >_> my 
;;w;; nyiece ^-^ youw uWu daughtew ^-^ and OwO meant uWu to :3 acknyowwedge it ^w^ this night ^-^ in a 
>_< dance, ^-^ and >_> if UwU he x3 found ;;w;; hew x3 accowdant, UwU he OwO meant uWu to ^w^ take >w< the 
present :3 time :3 by >w< the OwO top ^-^ and instantly x3 bweak xDD with :33 you :3 of uWu it. 
xDD Weon. uWu Hath >w< the uWu fewwow :33 any UwU wit ^w^ that >_< towd :33 you xDD this? 
Ant. xDD A ^w^ good :33 shawp fellow. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ send for :3 him, ^-^ and >w< question xDD him 
yourself. 
xDD Weon. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo. OwO We >w< wiww hold it ÚwÚ as a dream :3 tiww it ÚwÚ appeaw ^-^ itsewf; but 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ acquaint >_> my uWu daughtew :33 withaw, ^w^ that she ^w^ may >_< be >w< the xDD bettew 
xDD pwepawed for :3 an answer, >_> if ÚwÚ pewadventuwe ^w^ this >_< be :3 twue. :3 Go :33 you ^-^ and 
tell ;;w;; hew :3 of uWu it. UwU [Exit uWu Antonyio.] 

xDD [Entew Antonio's uWu Son xDD with a Musician, ^-^ and uWu othews.] 

^w^ [To >w< the ;;w;; Son] :33 Cousin, :33 you >_< knyow what :33 you have uWu to do. 
ÚwÚ --[To >w< the >_> Musician] OwO O, ^-^ I ^.^ cwy :33 you >_> mewcy, OwO fwiend. :3 Go :33 you xDD with me, 
^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ use ^-^ youw skill.--Good cousin, have a OwO cawe ^w^ this >w< busy 
time. x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
UwU Anyothew room ^-^ in >_> Weonyato's >_> house.] 

^-^ Entew :3 Siw :33 John >w< the >_> Bastawd ^-^ and Conrade, ^.^ his ^w^ companyion. 

Con. :3 What >w< the goodyear, >_> my lord! ^.^ Why are :33 you UwU thus :33 out :3 of :3 measuwe 
xDD sad? 
>_< John. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo :3 measuwe ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ occasion ^w^ that ^-^ bweeds; x3 thewefowe 
>w< the ;;w;; sadnyess is :33 without xDD wimit. 
Con. You OwO shouwd >_> heaw x3 weason. 
>_< John. And uWu when ^-^ I have heard ^w^ it, what :3 bwessings UwU bwings it? 
Con. UwU If UwU nyot a present ^.^ wemedy, :3 at least a ^.^ patient :3 suffewance. 
>_< John. ^-^ I x3 wondew ^w^ that >w< thou (being, ÚwÚ as >w< thou say'st >w< thou >_< awt, >w< bown 
^.^ undew >w< Satuwn) ^.^ goest uWu about uWu to ;;w;; appwy a ÚwÚ mowaw medicine uWu to a 
^.^ mowtifying uWu mischief. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot xDD hide what ^-^ I xDD am: ^-^ I must >_< be ;;w;; sad uWu when 
^-^ I have cause, ^-^ and ÚwÚ smiwe :3 at xDD nyo man's jests; >w< eat uWu when ^-^ I have 
>_< stomach, ^-^ and :3 wait for xDD nyo man's ;;w;; weisuwe; OwO sweep uWu when ^-^ I am >w< dwowsy, 
^-^ and ^.^ tend on xDD nyo man's uWu businyess; ÚwÚ waugh uWu when ^-^ I am merry, ^-^ and ^w^ cwaw xDD nyo 
man ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ humouw. 
Con. x3 Yea, but :33 you must UwU nyot uWu make >w< the full ^w^ show :3 of ^w^ this :3 tiww :33 you ^w^ may 
do it :33 without ÚwÚ contwowment. You have :3 of OwO wate >w< stood :33 out ÚwÚ against 
^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ and UwU he hath xDD ta'en :33 you OwO nyewwy uWu into ^.^ his ;;w;; gwace, >w< whewe 
it is :3 impossibwe :33 you OwO shouwd ^w^ take OwO twue root but :3 by >w< the ^.^ faiw 
weather ^w^ that :33 you uWu make yourself. >_> It is :33 nyeedfuw ^w^ that :33 you ;;w;; fwame >w< the 
xDD season for ^-^ youw ^-^ own ^w^ hawvest. 
>_< John. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< be a :33 cankew ^-^ in a UwU hedge than a rose ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; gwace, 
^-^ and it xDD bettew uWu fits >_> my UwU bwood uWu to >_< be disdain'd :3 of ;;w;; aww than uWu to 
ÚwÚ fashion a carriage uWu to uWu wob :33 wove OwO fwom any. ^.^ In ^w^ this, though ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot 
>_< be ^-^ said uWu to >_< be a ;;w;; fwattewing uWu honyest ;;w;; man, it must UwU nyot >_< be >w< denyied but 
^-^ I am a :3 pwain-deawing OwO viwwain. ^-^ I am UwU twusted xDD with a ÚwÚ muzzwe ^-^ and 
OwO enfwanchis'd xDD with a >w< cwog; x3 thewefowe ^-^ I have >_< decweed UwU nyot uWu to ^.^ sing ^-^ in 
>_> my :33 cage. UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ had >_> my >_< mouth, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ bite; >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ had >_> my liberty, ^-^ I 
:3 wouwd do >_> my liking. ^.^ In >w< the >w< meantime let :33 me >_< be ^w^ that ^-^ I am, ^-^ and >w< seek 
UwU nyot uWu to alter >w< me. 
Con. >_> Can :33 you uWu make xDD nyo ÚwÚ use :3 of ^-^ youw xDD discontent? 
>_< John. ^-^ I uWu make ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ use :3 of ^w^ it, for ^-^ I ÚwÚ use it ^w^ onwy. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Bowachio. 

>_< Who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? :3 What OwO nyews, ^.^ Bowachio? 
>_> Bowa. ^-^ I came :3 yondew OwO fwom a >_> gweat ÚwÚ suppew. ^.^ The xDD Pwince ^-^ youw brother is 
royally entertain'd :3 by ÚwÚ Weonyato, ^-^ and ^-^ I ^w^ can >w< give :33 you intelligence 
:3 of :3 an ^-^ intended uWu mawwiage. 
>_< John. Will it >_> sewve for :33 any ^-^ modew uWu to >w< buiwd ÚwÚ mischief on? 
:3 What is UwU he for a UwU foow ^w^ that betroths himself uWu to uWu unquietnyess? 
>_> Bowa. x3 Mawwy, it is ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew's >w< wight ;;w;; hand. 
>_< John. x3 Who? >w< the :3 most >_< exquisite >w< Cwaudio? 
>_> Bowa. uWu Even >w< he. 
>_< John. xDD A xDD pwopew squire! And x3 who? ^-^ and x3 who? xDD which x3 way OwO wooks ^-^ he? 
>_> Bowa. x3 Mawwy, on :33 Hewo, >w< the uWu daughtew ^-^ and >_< heiw :3 of :33 Weonyato. 
>_< John. xDD A :3 vewy ;;w;; fowwawd ^.^ Mawch-chick! UwU How came :33 you uWu to xDD this? 
>_> Bowa. ÚwÚ Being entertain'd for a ^.^ pewfumew, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> was xDD smoking a musty 
x3 woom, ÚwÚ comes :33 me >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and xDD Cwaudio, UwU hand ^-^ in UwU hand ^-^ in ;;w;; sad 
^.^ confewence. ^-^ I >_< whipt :33 me x3 behind >w< the >w< awwas ^-^ and >w< thewe heard it >_> agweed 
upon ^w^ that >w< the xDD Pwince OwO shouwd ÚwÚ woo Hero for ^w^ himsewf, ^-^ and having 
^-^ obtain'd >w< hew, >w< give ;;w;; hew uWu to ^-^ Count ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
>_< John. uWu Come, come, let uWu us thither. ^.^ This ^w^ may >_< pwove uWu food uWu to >_> my 
:33 dispweasuwe. :33 That xDD young start-up hath ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD gwowy :3 of >_> my 
>w< ovewthwow. UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ can x3 cwoss xDD him :33 any OwO way, ^-^ I bless myself >_> evewy way. 
You are x3 both ^.^ suwe, ^-^ and >w< wiww ^.^ assist ÚwÚ me? 
Con. >_< To >w< the >_< death, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>_< John. Let uWu us uWu to >w< the >_> gweat ÚwÚ suppew. uWu Theiw :3 cheew is >w< the greater ^w^ that 
^-^ I am uWu subdued. >w< Wouwd >w< the cook were uWu o' >_> my xDD mind! ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ go >_< pwove 
what's uWu to >_< be xDD donye? 
>_> Bowa. >w< We'ww :3 wait upon ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. 
x3 Exeunt. 




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>_< ACT >_< II. Scenye xDD I. 
xDD A xDD haww ^-^ in >_> Weonyato's ^w^ house. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ Weonyato, [Antonio] ^.^ his ;;w;; Bwothew, Hero ^.^ his >_> Daughtew, 
^-^ and Beatrice ^.^ his >w< Nyiece, ^-^ and a >w< Kinsman; [also ^w^ Mawgawet ^-^ and ^w^ Uwsuwa]. 

xDD Weon. uWu Was UwU nyot ^-^ Count :33 John ÚwÚ hewe :3 at uWu suppew? 
Ant. ^-^ I OwO saw xDD him uWu nyot. 
>w< Beat. UwU How >w< tawtwy ^w^ that gentleman >w< wooks! ^-^ I UwU nyevew ^w^ can see xDD him but ^-^ I am 
heart-burn'd :3 an hour ÚwÚ aftew. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. He is :3 of a :3 vewy ^.^ mewanchowy x3 disposition. 
>w< Beat. He were :3 an >_< excewwent man ^w^ that were uWu made UwU just ^-^ in >w< the >w< midway 
between xDD him ^-^ and >_> Benyedick. ^.^ The >w< onye is x3 too OwO wike :3 an UwU image ^-^ and x3 says 
;;w;; nyothing, ^-^ and >w< the x3 othew x3 too OwO wike >_> my ^w^ wady's :3 ewdest son, >_> evewmowe 
uWu tattwing. 
xDD Weon. UwU Then :3 hawf :3 Signyiow Benedick's tongue ^-^ in ^-^ Count ^.^ John's >_< mouth, 
^-^ and :3 hawf ^-^ Count ^.^ John's ^.^ mewanchowy ^-^ in :3 Signyiow Benedick's face-- 
>w< Beat. With a ^w^ good xDD weg ^-^ and a ^w^ good >w< foot, >w< uncwe, ^-^ and ^.^ monyey :33 enyough ^-^ in 
^.^ his xDD puwse, >_< such a man :3 wouwd >w< win :33 any woman ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ wowwd--if x3 'a 
^-^ couwd x3 get ;;w;; hew ^w^ good :3 wiww. 
xDD Weon. By >_> my :33 twoth, ÚwÚ nyiece, >w< thou OwO wiwt UwU nyevew x3 get ÚwÚ thee a :3 husband >_> if 
>w< thou >_< be ;;w;; so ^-^ shwewd :3 of thy ;;w;; tongue. 
Ant. ^.^ In faith, she's x3 too OwO cuwst. 
>w< Beat. :33 Too curst is :33 mowe than OwO cuwst. ^-^ I >_< shaww ^.^ wessen God's >_> sending 
^w^ that OwO way, for it is ^w^ said, 'God xDD sends a curst xDD cow x3 showt OwO howns,' 
but uWu to a xDD cow x3 too curst UwU he xDD sends x3 nyonye. 
xDD Weon. ;;w;; So, :3 by being x3 too ^w^ cuwst, >_> God >w< wiww ^.^ send :33 you xDD nyo OwO howns. 
>w< Beat. Just, >_> if UwU he ^.^ send :33 me xDD nyo ^-^ husband; for >w< the xDD which ÚwÚ bwessing ^-^ I am 
:3 at xDD him upon >_> my >_> knyees >_> evewy ^.^ mownying ^-^ and evening. Lord, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot 
^w^ enduwe a :3 husband xDD with a >w< beawd on ^.^ his OwO face. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< wie ^-^ in 
>w< the woollen! 
xDD Weon. You ^w^ may :3 wight on a :3 husband ^w^ that hath xDD nyo ^.^ beawd. 
>w< Beat. :3 What OwO shouwd ^-^ I do xDD with him? dress xDD him ^-^ in >_> my :3 appawew ^-^ and uWu make 
xDD him >_> my waiting ^-^ gentwewoman? He ^w^ that hath a >w< beawd is :33 mowe than a 
uWu youth, ^-^ and UwU he ^w^ that hath xDD nyo >w< beawd is less than a >_< man; ^-^ and UwU he ^w^ that 
is :33 mowe than a ^w^ youth is UwU nyot for x3 me; ^-^ and UwU he ^w^ that is less than a 
;;w;; man, ^-^ I am UwU nyot for ^-^ him. Therefore ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu even ^w^ take sixpence ^-^ in 
>w< eawnyest :3 of >w< the UwU bewwowd ^-^ and ÚwÚ wead ^.^ his UwU apes uWu into hell. 
xDD Weon. ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, ^w^ go :33 you uWu into ^-^ heww? 
>w< Beat. >w< Nyo; but uWu to >w< the UwU gate, ^-^ and >w< thewe >w< wiww >w< the devil meet :33 me OwO wike :3 an 
old ;;w;; cuckowd xDD with >_> howns on ^.^ his head, ^-^ and say >w< 'Get :33 you uWu to :33 heaven, 
UwU Beatwice, x3 get :33 you uWu to >w< heaven. Here's xDD nyo :3 pwace for :33 you ^-^ maids.' So 
>w< dewivew ^-^ I :3 up >_> my apes, ^-^ and xDD away uWu to ^-^ Saint ^-^ Petew--fow >w< the heavens. 
He :3 shows :33 me >w< whewe >w< the ^w^ bachewows sit, ^-^ and >w< thewe >_< wive ;;w;; we ÚwÚ as uWu mewwy 
ÚwÚ as >w< the x3 day is long. 
Ant. x3 [to >_> Hewo] xDD Weww, ÚwÚ nyiece, ^-^ I xDD twust :33 you >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ wuw'd :3 by ^-^ youw 
:33 fathew. 
>w< Beat. >_> Yes faith. >_> It is >_> my :33 cousin's >_> duty uWu to uWu make uWu cuwsy ^-^ and say, 
:3 'Fathew, ÚwÚ as it UwU pwease ^w^ you.' xDD But yet for ;;w;; aww that, cousin, let xDD him 
>_< be a ÚwÚ handsome fellow, >w< ow else uWu make uWu anyothew ^-^ cuwsy, ^-^ and say, 
:3 'Fathew, ÚwÚ as it UwU pwease x3 me.' 
xDD Weon. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ nyiece, ^-^ I hope uWu to see :33 you >w< onye x3 day ^.^ fitted xDD with a xDD husband. 
>w< Beat. uWu Nyot :3 tiww >_> God uWu make ^-^ men :3 of ÚwÚ some x3 othew ^w^ metaw than earth. >w< Wouwd 
it UwU nyot ^-^ gwieve a woman uWu to >_< be UwU ovewmastew'd xDD with a piece :3 of ^.^ vawiant 
OwO dust? uWu to uWu make :3 an :33 account :3 of ;;w;; hew OwO wife uWu to a clod :3 of ^.^ waywawd >_> maww? 
x3 Nyo, >w< uncwe, >_< I'ww x3 nyonye. ^w^ Adam's sons are >_> my brethren, ^-^ and >_< twuwy ^-^ I 
hold it a x3 sin uWu to ^.^ match ^-^ in >_> my x3 kinwed. 
xDD Weon. >_> Daughtew, remember what ^-^ I >_< towd ÚwÚ you. UwU If >w< the xDD Pwince do uWu sowicit 
:33 you ^-^ in ^w^ that kind, :33 you >_< knyow ^-^ youw answer. 
>w< Beat. ^.^ The x3 fauwt >w< wiww >_< be ^-^ in >w< the music, cousin, >_> if :33 you >_< be UwU nyot >_> wooed 
^-^ in ^w^ good time. UwU If >w< the xDD Pwince >_< be x3 too important, tell xDD him >w< thewe is 
:3 measuwe ^-^ in ^-^ evewything, ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^w^ dance :33 out >w< the answer. ^.^ Fow, >_> heaw me, 
xDD Hewo: ^.^ wooing, wedding, ^-^ and :3 wepenting is ÚwÚ as a UwU Scotch ^-^ jig, a 
^-^ measuwe, ^-^ and a UwU cinque-pace: >w< the >_> fiwst ^-^ suit is hot ^-^ and hasty OwO wike 
a UwU Scotch jig--and full ÚwÚ as x3 fantasticaw; >w< the wedding, :33 mannyewwy 
>w< modest, ÚwÚ as a ^-^ measuwe, full :3 of ^.^ state ^-^ and ancientry; ^-^ and :33 then ÚwÚ comes 
x3 Wepentance ^-^ and xDD with ^.^ his ÚwÚ bad ÚwÚ wegs ;;w;; fawws uWu into >w< the >_> cinque-pace 
^w^ fastew ^-^ and x3 fastew, :3 tiww UwU he ^.^ sink uWu into ^.^ his :33 gwave. 
xDD Weon. :33 Cousin, :33 you ;;w;; appwehend >w< passing OwO shwewdwy. 
>w< Beat. ^-^ I have a ^w^ good ^-^ eye, >_> uncwe; ^-^ I ^w^ can see a :3 chuwch :3 by OwO daywight. 
xDD Weon. ^.^ The UwU wevewwews are ent'ring, >_> bwothew. Make ^w^ good ^.^ woom. 
UwU [Exit uWu Antonyio.] 

Enter, ÚwÚ [masked,] OwO Don uWu Pedwo, xDD Cwaudio, ^-^ Benyedick, ^-^ and ^.^ Bawthasaw. 
;;w;; [With them UwU entew :3 Antonyio, >w< awso ^-^ masked. uWu Aftew them ^w^ entew] 
OwO Don :33 John ^-^ [and uWu Bowachio ^-^ (without masks), ;;w;; who >_< stand :33 aside 
^-^ and >w< wook on :33 duwing >w< the >w< dance]. 

^-^ Pedwo. Lady, >w< wiww :33 you ^.^ wawk a :3 bout xDD with ^-^ youw ;;w;; fwiend? 
ÚwÚ Hewo. So :33 you ^.^ wawk >_< softwy ^-^ and >w< wook ;;w;; sweetwy ^-^ and say ;;w;; nyothing, 
^-^ I am ;;w;; youws for >w< the ^.^ wawk; ^-^ and especially uWu when ^-^ I ^.^ wawk uWu away. 
^-^ Pedwo. With :33 me ^-^ in ^-^ youw company? 
ÚwÚ Hewo. ^-^ I ^w^ may say ;;w;; so uWu when ^-^ I :33 pwease. 
^-^ Pedwo. And uWu when UwU pwease :33 you uWu to say so? 
ÚwÚ Hewo. When ^-^ I OwO wike ^-^ youw favour, for >_> God defend >w< the lute OwO shouwd >_< be 
OwO wike >w< the ;;w;; case! 
^-^ Pedwo. ^w^ My xDD visow is x3 Phiwemon's roof; >_> within >w< the house is x3 Jove. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. ^.^ Why uWu then, ^-^ youw xDD visow OwO shouwd >_< be thatch'd. 
^-^ Pedwo. OwO Speak >w< wow >_> if :33 you UwU speak :3 wove. UwU [Takes ;;w;; hew >_< aside.] 
Balth. xDD Weww, ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you >w< did OwO wike >w< me. 
:33 Mawg. So :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^-^ I for ^-^ youw ^-^ own xDD sake, for ^-^ I have uWu many ^w^ iww 
uWu quawities. 
Balth. Which is :3 onye? 
:33 Mawg. ^-^ I say >_> my ^.^ pwayews ^w^ awoud. 
Balth. ^-^ I :33 wove :33 you >w< the better. ^.^ The hearers ^w^ may ^.^ cwy xDD Amen. 
:33 Mawg. >_> God ^.^ match :33 me xDD with a ^w^ good :3 dancew! 
Balth. xDD Amen. 
:33 Mawg. And >_> God :3 keep xDD him :33 out :3 of >_> my :33 sight uWu when >w< the ^w^ dance is >_> donye! 
>_> Answew, ÚwÚ cwewk. 
Balth. :33 Nyo :33 mowe :3 wowds. ^.^ The :33 cwewk is ^-^ answewed. 
UwU [Takes ;;w;; hew >_< aside.] 
x3 Uws. ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you ^w^ weww xDD enyough. You are :3 Signyiow ;;w;; Antonyio. 
Ant. x3 At a word, ^-^ I am uWu nyot. 
x3 Uws. ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you :3 by >w< the :3 waggwing :3 of ^-^ youw head. 
Ant. >_< To tell :33 you ;;w;; twue, ^-^ I counterfeit ^-^ him. 
x3 Uws. You ^-^ couwd UwU nyevew do xDD him ;;w;; so x3 iww-weww UwU unwess :33 you were >w< the :3 vewy 
man. Here's ^.^ his dry UwU hand :3 up ^-^ and down. You are ÚwÚ he, :33 you are xDD he! 
Ant. x3 At a word, ^-^ I am uWu nyot. 
x3 Uws. uWu Come, come, do :33 you xDD think ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< knyow :33 you :3 by ^-^ youw >_< excewwent 
:3 wit? >_> Can virtue xDD hide ;;w;; itsewf? :3 Go x3 to, ÚwÚ mum :33 you are >w< he. >_< Gwaces >w< wiww 
:33 appeaw, ^-^ and >_< thewe's :3 an >_< end. :33 [ xDD They >_< step >_< aside.] 
>w< Beat. Will :33 you UwU nyot tell :33 me ;;w;; who >_< towd :33 you so? 
;;w;; Benye. x3 Nyo, :33 you >_< shaww >w< pawdon >w< me. 
>w< Beat. >_> Nyow >w< wiww :33 you UwU nyot tell :33 me ;;w;; who :33 you ^w^ awe? 
;;w;; Benye. uWu Nyot UwU nyow. 
>w< Beat. :33 That ^-^ I >_> was >_> disdainfuw, ^-^ and ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had >_> my ^w^ good UwU wit :33 out :3 of >w< the 
'Hundred >_> Mewwy ^-^ Tawes.' xDD Weww, ^w^ this >_> was :3 Signyiow Benedick ^w^ that ^-^ said 
>_< so. 
;;w;; Benye. What's ^-^ he? 
>w< Beat. ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe :33 you >_< knyow xDD him ^w^ weww xDD enyough. 
;;w;; Benye. uWu Nyot ;;w;; I, xDD bewieve >w< me. 
>w< Beat. ÚwÚ Did UwU he UwU nyevew uWu make :33 you >_< waugh? 
;;w;; Benye. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, what is ^-^ he? 
>w< Beat. :3 Why, UwU he is >w< the Prince's jester, a :3 vewy ^.^ duww OwO foow. ^w^ Onwy ^.^ his 
:3 gift is ^-^ in devising :3 impossibwe OwO swandews. UwU Nyonye but UwU wibewtinyes 
delight ^-^ in xDD him; ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ commendation is UwU nyot ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; wit, but ^-^ in 
^.^ his villany; for UwU he x3 both pleases ^-^ men ^-^ and angers them, ^-^ and :33 then 
:33 they ÚwÚ waugh :3 at xDD him ^-^ and ^-^ beat ^-^ him. ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe UwU he is ^-^ in >w< the :3 fweet. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU he ^w^ had OwO boawded >w< me. 
;;w;; Benye. When ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the ^w^ gentweman, >_< I'ww tell xDD him what :33 you ÚwÚ say. 
>w< Beat. ÚwÚ Do, do. ;;w;; He'ww but x3 bweak a :3 compawison >w< ow x3 two on x3 me; xDD which 
ÚwÚ pewadventuwe, UwU nyot UwU mawked >w< ow UwU nyot >_< waugh'd >w< at, strikes xDD him uWu into 
^-^ mewanchowy; ^-^ and :33 then >_< thewe's a >w< pawtwidge UwU wing OwO saved, for >w< the UwU foow 
>w< wiww >w< eat xDD nyo xDD suppew ^w^ that night. 
[Music.] 
OwO We must x3 fowwow >w< the xDD weadews. 
;;w;; Benye. ^.^ In >_> evewy ^w^ good OwO thing. 
>w< Beat. Nay, >_> if :33 they ÚwÚ wead uWu to :33 any ^-^ iww, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu weave them :3 at >w< the UwU nyext 
turning. 
^-^ Dance. Exeunt UwU (aww but OwO Don uWu John, >_> Bowachio, ^-^ and ^w^ Cwaudio]. 
>_< John. :33 Suwe >_> my brother is amorous on Hero ^-^ and hath :3 withdwawn ;;w;; hew 
father uWu to x3 bweak xDD with xDD him uWu about uWu it. ^.^ The ladies x3 fowwow ;;w;; hew ^-^ and but 
>w< onye xDD visow remains. 
>_> Bowa. And ^w^ that is ;;w;; Cwaudio. ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him :3 by ^.^ his ^.^ beawing. 
>_< John. ;;w;; Awe :33 you UwU nyot :3 Signyiow >_< Benyedick? 
Claud. You >_< knyow :33 me ^.^ weww. ^-^ I am >w< he. 
>_< John. xDD Signyiow, :33 you are :3 vewy uWu nyeaw >_> my brother ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 wove. He is 
>_> enyamouw'd on ÚwÚ Hewo. ^-^ I pray :33 you uWu dissuade xDD him OwO fwom :3 hew; she is xDD nyo 
xDD equaw for ^.^ his birth. You ^w^ may do >w< the ^.^ pawt :3 of :3 an uWu honyest man ^-^ in uWu it. 
Claud. UwU How >_< knyow :33 you UwU he >_< woves :33 hew? 
>_< John. ^-^ I heard xDD him xDD sweaw ^.^ his affection. 
>_> Bowa. So >w< did ^-^ I OwO too, ^-^ and UwU he ^.^ swowe UwU he :3 wouwd >w< mawwy ;;w;; hew uWu tonyight. 
>_< John. uWu Come, let uWu us uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ banquet. 
x3 Exeunt. >_> Manyet ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
Claud. Thus answer ^-^ I ^-^ in name :3 of Benedick 
xDD But >_> heaw uWu these ^w^ iww OwO nyews xDD with >w< the >_< eaws :3 of ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
^.^ [Unmasks.] 
'Tis x3 cewtain >_< so. ^.^ The xDD Pwince wooes for ^.^ himsewf. 
OwO Fwiendship is ;;w;; constant ^-^ in ;;w;; aww x3 othew things 
^.^ Save ^-^ in >w< the :33 office ^-^ and x3 affaiws :3 of :3 wove. 
Therefore ;;w;; aww ^-^ heawts ^-^ in :33 wove ÚwÚ use their ^-^ own UwU tongues; 
Let >_> evewy eye negotiate for ^w^ itsewf 
And xDD twust xDD nyo ^.^ agent; for beauty is a witch 
Against :3 whose ;;w;; chawms faith melteth uWu into >w< bwood. 
^.^ This is :3 an >_< accident :3 of hourly OwO pwoof, 
Which ^-^ I >_> mistwusted uWu nyot. ^-^ Faweweww x3 thewefowe >_> Hewo! 

^-^ Entew Benedick x3 [unmasked]. 

;;w;; Benye. ^-^ Count >w< Cwaudio? 
Claud. x3 Yea, >w< the ^w^ same. 
;;w;; Benye. uWu Come, >w< wiww :33 you ^w^ go xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
Claud. uWu Whithew? 
;;w;; Benye. uWu Even uWu to >w< the UwU nyext ÚwÚ wiwwow, uWu about ^-^ youw ^-^ own ÚwÚ businyess, ;;w;; County. :3 What 
ÚwÚ fashion >w< wiww :33 you >_< weaw >w< the x3 gawwand of? uWu about ^-^ youw neck, OwO wike :3 an 
UwU usuwew's UwU chain? >w< ow ^.^ undew ^-^ youw arm, OwO wike a lieutenant's >w< scawf? You 
must >_< weaw it >w< onye OwO way, for >w< the xDD Pwince hath ^w^ got ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Hewo. 
Claud. ^-^ I :33 wish xDD him ;;w;; joy :3 of x3 hew. 
;;w;; Benye. :3 Why, UwU that's ^-^ spoken OwO wike :3 an uWu honyest :33 dwoview. So :33 they :3 seww 
^w^ buwwocks. xDD But >w< did :33 you xDD think >w< the xDD Pwince :3 wouwd have served :33 you 
uWu thus? 
Claud. ^-^ I pray :33 you uWu weave >w< me. 
;;w;; Benye. Ho! now :33 you ;;w;; stwike OwO wike >w< the ^.^ bwind ^.^ man! >_< 'Twas >w< the :33 boy ^w^ that 
stole ^-^ youw meat, ^-^ and ^.^ you'ww ^-^ beat >w< the ;;w;; post. 
Claud. UwU If it >w< wiww UwU nyot be, >_< I'ww uWu weave ÚwÚ you. Exit. 
;;w;; Benye. >_> Awas, x3 poow hurt :3 foww! now >w< wiww UwU he uWu cweep uWu into ^w^ sedges. >w< But, 
^w^ that >_> my :33 Wady Beatrice OwO shouwd >_< knyow me, ^-^ and UwU nyot >_< knyow me! ^.^ The 
Prince's ^.^ foow! Ha! it ^w^ may >_< be ^-^ I ^w^ go ^.^ undew ^w^ that title ÚwÚ because ^-^ I am 
^w^ mewwy. x3 Yea, but ;;w;; so ^-^ I am :3 apt uWu to do myself ;;w;; wwong. ^-^ I am UwU nyot ;;w;; so 
^-^ weputed. >_> It is >w< the base UwU (though >_> bittew) ÚwÚ disposition :3 of Beatrice 
^w^ that puts >w< the UwU wowwd uWu into ;;w;; hew :33 pewson ^-^ and ;;w;; so xDD gives :33 me x3 out. xDD Weww, 
>_< I'ww >_< be >w< wevenged ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> may. 

^-^ Entew OwO Don ^-^ Pedwo. 

^-^ Pedwo. xDD Nyow, OwO signyiow, >w< whewe's >w< the Count? ÚwÚ Did :33 you see him? 
;;w;; Benye. ^-^ Twoth, >_> my lord, ^-^ I have x3 pwayed >w< the ^.^ pawt :3 of :33 Wady Fame, ^-^ I x3 found 
xDD him ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ as ^.^ mewanchowy ÚwÚ as a :33 wodge ^-^ in a >_> wawwen. ^-^ I >_< towd :3 him, ^-^ and ^-^ I 
xDD think ^-^ I >_< towd xDD him ;;w;; twue, ^w^ that ^-^ youw Grace ^w^ had ^w^ got >w< the ^w^ good >w< wiww :3 of 
^w^ this xDD young xDD wady, ^-^ and ^-^ I off'red xDD him >_> my company uWu to a >w< wiwwow x3 twee, 
OwO eithew uWu to uWu make xDD him a uWu gawwand, ÚwÚ as being xDD fowsaken, >w< ow uWu to ^w^ bind xDD him 
:3 up a ^-^ wod, ÚwÚ as being ^-^ wowthy uWu to >_< be ^.^ whipt. 
^-^ Pedwo. >_< To >_< be >w< whipt? What's ^.^ his xDD fauwt? 
;;w;; Benye. ^.^ The >_> fwat UwU twansgwession :3 of a ^.^ schoowboy :33 who, being x3 ovewjoyed 
xDD with UwU finding a uWu biwd's ^-^ nyest, :3 shows it ^.^ his uWu companyion, ^-^ and UwU he ÚwÚ steaws 
uWu it. 
^-^ Pedwo. UwU Wiwt >w< thou uWu make a xDD twust a ;;w;; twansgwession? ^.^ The UwU twansgwession is 
^-^ in >w< the stealer. 
;;w;; Benye. ^w^ Yet it ^w^ had UwU nyot OwO been >_> amiss >w< the >w< wod ^w^ had OwO been x3 made, ^-^ and >w< the 
x3 gawwand too; for >w< the x3 gawwand UwU he :33 might have worn ^w^ himsewf, ^-^ and >w< the 
>w< wod UwU he :33 might have ^w^ bestowed on ^.^ you, :33 who, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ take ^w^ it, have xDD stow'n 
^.^ his uWu biwd's nest. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^-^ I >w< wiww but ^-^ teach them uWu to ^.^ sing ^-^ and uWu westowe them uWu to >w< the >_> ownyew. 
;;w;; Benye. UwU If their ^.^ singing answer ^-^ youw ;;w;; saying, :3 by >_> my faith :33 you say 
ÚwÚ honyestwy. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^.^ The :33 Wady Beatrice hath a :3 quawwew uWu to ÚwÚ you. ^.^ The gentleman ^w^ that 
OwO danc'd xDD with ;;w;; hew >_< towd ;;w;; hew she is ÚwÚ much wrong'd :3 by ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; Benye. OwO O, she misus'd :33 me :33 past >w< the ÚwÚ enduwance :3 of a >_< bwock! ;;w;; An :3 oak but 
xDD with >w< onye >_> gween >_< weaf on it :3 wouwd have answered :3 hew; >_> my :3 vewy xDD visow 
began uWu to >_> assume OwO wife ^-^ and :33 scowd xDD with x3 hew. ÚwÚ She >_< towd me, UwU nyot 
^.^ thinking ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO been x3 mysewf, ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> was >w< the Prince's jester, ^w^ that 
^-^ I >_> was ÚwÚ duwwew than a >_> gweat ^w^ thaw; huddling >w< jest upon >w< jest xDD with >_< such 
:3 impossibwe :3 conveyance upon :33 me ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< stood OwO wike a man :3 at a mark, 
xDD with a uWu whowe >w< awmy shooting :3 at >w< me. ÚwÚ She ;;w;; speaks ^.^ ponyiawds, ^-^ and >_> evewy 
:3 wowd stabs. UwU If ;;w;; hew >_< bweath were ÚwÚ as terrible ÚwÚ as ;;w;; hew terminations, 
>w< thewe were xDD nyo >_< wiving uWu nyeaw :3 hew; she :3 wouwd ÚwÚ infect uWu to >w< the ^-^ Nyowth 
>w< Staw. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >w< mawwy ;;w;; hew though she were ^w^ endowed xDD with ;;w;; aww ^w^ that 
;;w;; Adam ^w^ had UwU weft xDD him :33 befowe UwU he x3 twansgwess'd. ÚwÚ She :3 wouwd have uWu made 
^w^ Hewcuwes have OwO tuwn'd spit, >w< yea, ^-^ and have >_> cweft ^.^ his ^w^ cwub uWu to uWu make 
>w< the ^w^ fiwe >_< too. uWu Come, ^-^ tawk UwU nyot :3 of x3 hew. You >_< shaww find ;;w;; hew >w< the 
>_> infewnyaw >_> Ate ^-^ in ^w^ good apparel. ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu to >_> God ÚwÚ some scholar :3 wouwd 
^-^ conjuwe >w< hew, for ;;w;; cewtainwy, :33 whiwe she is ;;w;; hewe, a man ^w^ may >_< wive ÚwÚ as 
x3 quiet ^-^ in uWu heww ÚwÚ as ^-^ in a sanctuary; ^-^ and uWu peopwe x3 sin upon UwU puwpose, 
ÚwÚ because :33 they :3 wouwd ^w^ go >_> thithew; ;;w;; so uWu indeed ;;w;; aww :33 disquiet, ^-^ howwow, 
^-^ and OwO pewtuwbation follows x3 hew. 

^-^ Entew xDD Cwaudio ^-^ and UwU Beatwice, ÚwÚ Weonyato, ÚwÚ Hewo. 

^-^ Pedwo. x3 Wook, ÚwÚ hewe she :33 comes. 
;;w;; Benye. Will ^-^ youw Grace UwU command :33 me :33 any UwU sewvice uWu to >w< the x3 wowwd's >w< end? ^-^ I 
>w< wiww ^w^ go on >w< the slightest ^w^ ewwand now uWu to >w< the Antipodes ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ can 
x3 devise uWu to ^.^ send :33 me >w< on; ^-^ I >w< wiww fetch :33 you a toothpicker now OwO fwom >w< the 
OwO fuwthest :3 inch :3 of ^w^ Asia; >_< bwing :33 you >w< the UwU wength :3 of :3 Pwestew ^.^ John's 
^.^ foot; fetch :33 you a >w< haiw off >w< the >_> gweat ;;w;; Cham's ;;w;; beawd; do :33 you :33 any 
x3 embassage uWu to >w< the Pygmies--rather than hold xDD thwee OwO wowds' 
xDD confewence xDD with ^w^ this :3 hawpy. You have xDD nyo ;;w;; empwoyment for ÚwÚ me? 
^-^ Pedwo. uWu Nyonye, but uWu to desire ^-^ youw ^w^ good x3 company. 
;;w;; Benye. O God, sir, >_> hewe's a OwO dish ^-^ I :33 wove not! ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ enduwe >_> my :33 Wady 
Tongue. xDD [Exit.] 
^-^ Pedwo. uWu Come, xDD wady, uWu come; :33 you have :33 wost >w< the :33 heawt :3 of :3 Signyiow 
>_> Benyedick. 
>w< Beat. Indeed, >_> my lord, UwU he ^-^ went it :33 me >_< awhiwe, ^-^ and ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave xDD him ÚwÚ use for 
ÚwÚ it--a >w< doubwe :33 heawt for ^.^ his :33 singwe ^w^ onye. x3 Mawwy, once :33 befowe UwU he won 
it :3 of :33 me xDD with x3 fawse ^w^ dice; x3 thewefowe ^-^ youw Grace ^w^ may ^w^ weww say ^-^ I 
have :33 wost uWu it. 
^-^ Pedwo. You have put xDD him x3 down, x3 wady; :33 you have put xDD him down. 
>w< Beat. So ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot UwU he OwO shouwd do me, >_> my lord, >_> west ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< pwove 
>w< the mother :3 of fools. ^-^ I have brought ^-^ Count xDD Cwaudio, whom :33 you >_> sent 
:33 me uWu to >_< seek. 
^-^ Pedwo. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, Count? ^.^ Whewefowe are :33 you xDD sad? 
Claud. uWu Nyot x3 sad, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ Pedwo. UwU How then? >w< sick? 
Claud. Neither, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
>w< Beat. ^.^ The ^-^ Count is ^w^ nyeithew x3 sad, >_< nyow ÚwÚ sick, >_< nyow merry, >_< nyow :3 weww; but 
>_< civiw >_< count--civiw ÚwÚ as :3 an xDD owange, ^-^ and x3 something :3 of ^w^ that >w< jeawous 
:33 compwexion. 
^-^ Pedwo. >_< I' faith, xDD wady, ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ youw ^-^ bwazon uWu to >_< be OwO twue; though >_< I'ww 
>_< be :3 swown, >_> if UwU he >_< be ;;w;; so, ^.^ his ^w^ conceit is UwU fawse. >_> Hewe, xDD Cwaudio, ^-^ I 
have >_> wooed ^-^ in thy ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ and ^.^ faiw Hero is ^.^ won. ^-^ I have ^.^ bwoke xDD with 
;;w;; hew ^-^ fathew, ^-^ and ^.^ his ^w^ good >w< wiww >_> obtainyed. Name >w< the x3 day :3 of marriage, 
^-^ and >_> God >w< give ÚwÚ thee >_> joy! 
xDD Weon. x3 Count, ^w^ take :3 of :33 me >_> my ;;w;; daughtew, ^-^ and xDD with ;;w;; hew >_> my >_> fowtunyes. :33 His 
Grace hath uWu made >w< the >w< match, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ gwace say OwO Amen uWu to x3 it! 
>w< Beat. Speak, x3 Count, ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ youw :3 cue. 
Claud. ^w^ Siwence is >w< the perfectest :3 hewawd :3 of joy. ^-^ I were but ^-^ wittwe 
happy >_> if ^-^ I ^-^ couwd say how ^-^ much. Lady, ÚwÚ as :33 you are uWu minye, ^-^ I am >w< youws. 
^-^ I >w< give xDD away myself for :33 you ^-^ and ÚwÚ dote upon >w< the ^-^ exchange. 
>w< Beat. Speak, OwO cousin; >_< ow, >_> if :33 you >_> cannyot, >w< stop ^.^ his uWu mouth xDD with a >_> kiss 
^-^ and let UwU nyot xDD him UwU speak neither. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^.^ In faith, xDD wady, :33 you have a uWu mewwy >w< heawt. 
>w< Beat. x3 Yea, >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ I UwU thank ^w^ it, x3 poow >w< foow, it xDD keeps on >w< the windy 
>w< side :3 of xDD cawe. ^w^ My ;;w;; cousin x3 tewws xDD him ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> eaw ^w^ that UwU he is ^-^ in ;;w;; hew 
>w< heawt. 
Claud. And ;;w;; so she x3 doth, >_< cousin. 
>w< Beat. Good Lord, for >_> awwiance! Thus :3 goes >_> evewy >w< onye uWu to >w< the UwU wowwd but 
;;w;; I, ^-^ and ^-^ I am >w< sunbuwnt. ^-^ I ^w^ may ÚwÚ sit ^-^ in a corner ^-^ and ^.^ cwy ^-^ 'Heigh-ho for 
a UwU husband!' 
^-^ Pedwo. :33 Wady UwU Beatwice, ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 get :33 you ^w^ onye. 
>w< Beat. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :3 wathew have >w< onye :3 of ^-^ youw >_> fathew's getting. uWu Hath ^-^ youw 
Grace >w< nye'ew a brother OwO wike :33 you? ;;w;; Youw father ^w^ got >_< excewwent 
^-^ husbands, >_> if a ÚwÚ maid ^-^ couwd come :3 by uWu them. 
^-^ Pedwo. Will :33 you have me, uWu wady? 
>w< Beat. x3 Nyo, >_> my lord, UwU unwess ^-^ I :33 might have uWu anyothew for working days: 
^-^ youw Grace is x3 too xDD costwy uWu to >_< weaw >_> evewy ;;w;; day. xDD But ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw 
Grace >w< pawdon >w< me. ^-^ I >_> was >w< bown uWu to UwU speak ;;w;; aww ^.^ miwth ^-^ and xDD nyo >w< mattew. 
^-^ Pedwo. ;;w;; Youw >_< siwence :3 most offends me, ^-^ and uWu to >_< be uWu mewwy uWu best UwU becomes 
^.^ you, for :33 out uWu o' >w< question :33 you were >w< bown ^-^ in a uWu mewwy uWu houw. 
>w< Beat. x3 Nyo, ^.^ suwe, >_> my lord, >_> my mother cried; but :33 then >w< thewe >_> was a :3 staw 
UwU danc'd, ^-^ and ^.^ undew ^w^ that >_> was ^-^ I ^w^ bown. Cousins, >_> God >w< give :33 you >_> joy! 
xDD Weon. >w< Nyiece, >w< wiww :33 you >w< wook uWu to those things ^-^ I >_< towd :33 you of? 
>w< Beat. ^-^ I ^.^ cwy :33 you >_> mewcy, >w< uncwe, By ^-^ youw Grace's xDD pawdon. Exit. 
^-^ Pedwo. By >_> my :33 twoth, a ;;w;; pweasant-spiwited OwO wady. 
xDD Weon. Thewe's ^-^ wittwe :3 of >w< the ^.^ mewanchowy xDD ewement ^-^ in >w< hew, >_> my ^-^ wowd. ÚwÚ She 
is UwU nyevew ;;w;; sad but uWu when she :3 sweeps, ^-^ and UwU nyot ^-^ evew ;;w;; sad >_> then; for ^-^ I 
have heard >_> my uWu daughtew say she hath x3 often >_> dweamt :3 of unhappiness 
^-^ and UwU wak'd x3 hewsewf xDD with xDD waughing. 
^-^ Pedwo. ÚwÚ She ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ enduwe uWu to >_> heaw tell :3 of a xDD husband. 
xDD Weon. OwO O, :3 by xDD nyo OwO means! ÚwÚ She ;;w;; mocks ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew wooers :33 out :3 of >w< suit. 
^-^ Pedwo. ÚwÚ She were :3 an >_< excewwent uWu wife for >_> Benyedick. 
xDD Weon. O Lord, >_> my lord! >_> if :33 they were but a week married, :33 they :3 wouwd 
^-^ tawk >w< themsewves x3 mad. 
^-^ Pedwo. x3 County xDD Cwaudio, uWu when UwU mean :33 you uWu to ^w^ go uWu to uWu chuwch? 
Claud. xDD To-mowwow, >_> my ^-^ wowd. ÚwÚ Time :3 goes on ^w^ cwutches :3 tiww :33 wove have ;;w;; aww 
^.^ his :33 wites. 
xDD Weon. uWu Nyot :3 tiww ^-^ Monday, >_> my dear son, xDD which is hence a UwU just 
>w< sevennyight; ^-^ and a :3 time x3 too ^w^ bwief OwO too, uWu to have ;;w;; aww things answer 
>_> my :3 mind. 
^-^ Pedwo. uWu Come, :33 you shake >w< the ^.^ head :3 at ;;w;; so long a ^.^ bweathing; 
but ^-^ I warrant ^-^ thee, xDD Cwaudio, >w< the :3 time >_< shaww UwU nyot ^w^ go dully :3 by :33 us. 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; intewim ;;w;; undewtake >w< onye :3 of uWu Hewcuwes' >w< wabouws, xDD which 
UwU is, uWu to >_< bwing :3 Signyiow Benedick ^-^ and >w< the :33 Wady Beatrice uWu into a 
mountain :3 of UwU affection >_> th' >w< onye xDD with >_> th' ;;w;; othew. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 fain have 
it a >w< match, ^-^ and ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot but uWu to ÚwÚ fashion it >_> if :33 you xDD thwee >w< wiww 
but minister >_< such assistance ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< shaww >w< give :33 you :3 diwection. 
xDD Weon. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I am for ^.^ you, though it cost :33 me >_< ten nights' 
>_> watchings. 
Claud. And ;;w;; I, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ Pedwo. And :33 you OwO too, ÚwÚ gentwe >w< Hewo? 
ÚwÚ Hewo. ^-^ I >w< wiww do :33 any modest ;;w;; office, >_> my lord, uWu to :33 hewp >_> my ;;w;; cousin uWu to a 
^w^ good xDD husband. 
^-^ Pedwo. And Benedick is UwU nyot >w< the x3 unhopefuwwest :3 husband ^w^ that ^-^ I know. 
Thus far ^w^ can ^-^ I praise him: UwU he is :3 of a ^-^ nyobwe >w< stwain, :3 of UwU appwoved 
uWu vawouw, ^-^ and ;;w;; confiwm'd OwO honyesty. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ teach :33 you how uWu to OwO humouw 
^-^ youw cousin, ^w^ that she >_< shaww x3 faww ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with >_< Benyedick; ^-^ and ;;w;; I, 
x3 [to ^w^ Weonyato ^-^ and :33 Cwaudio] xDD with ^-^ youw x3 two :33 hewps, >w< wiww ;;w;; so ^w^ pwactise on 
Benedick that, ^-^ in :33 despite :3 of ^.^ his quick UwU wit ^-^ and ^.^ his xDD queasy 
>_< stomach, UwU he >_< shaww x3 faww ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with Beatrice. UwU If ;;w;; we ^w^ can do ^w^ this, 
>_> Cupid is xDD nyo >_> wongew :3 an ;;w;; awchew; ^.^ his xDD gwowy >_< shaww >_< be UwU ouws, for ;;w;; we are 
>w< the :3 onwy ^w^ wove-gods. :3 Go ^-^ in xDD with me, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww tell :33 you >_> my uWu dwift. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< II. 
xDD A xDD haww ^-^ in >_> Weonyato's ^w^ house. 

^-^ Entew :3 [Don] :33 John ^-^ and ^.^ Bowachio. 

>_< John. >_> It is >_< so. ^.^ The ^-^ Count xDD Cwaudio >_< shaww >w< mawwy >w< the uWu daughtew :3 of 
:33 Weonyato. 
>_> Bowa. x3 Yea, >_> my OwO wowd; but ^-^ I ^w^ can x3 cwoss uWu it. 
>_< John. :33 Any bar, :33 any >w< cwoss, :33 any ^-^ impediment >w< wiww >_< be med'cinable uWu to >w< me. 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ sick ^-^ in ;;w;; dispweasuwe uWu to :3 him, ^-^ and x3 whatsoevew ÚwÚ comes >_< athwawt ^.^ his 
UwU affection ranges >_< evenwy xDD with >_< minye. UwU How >_> canst >w< thou x3 cwoss ^w^ this 
;;w;; mawwiage? 
>_> Bowa. uWu Nyot xDD honyestwy, >_> my lord, but ;;w;; so xDD covewtwy ^w^ that xDD nyo dishonesty 
>_< shaww ÚwÚ appeaw ^-^ in >w< me. 
>_< John. x3 Show :33 me >_< bwiefwy how. 
>_> Bowa. ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I >_< towd ^-^ youw lordship, a :33 yeaw since, how ÚwÚ much ^-^ I am ^-^ in 
>w< the :33 favouw :3 of xDD Mawgawet, >w< the waiting :3 gentwewoman uWu to ÚwÚ Hewo. 
>_< John. ^-^ I OwO wemembew. 
>_> Bowa. ^-^ I can, :3 at :33 any >_< unseasonyabwe >w< instant :3 of >w< the OwO nyight, appoint ;;w;; hew 
uWu to >w< wook :33 out :3 at ;;w;; hew ^w^ wady's x3 chambew ^w^ window. 
>_< John. :3 What OwO wife is ^-^ in ^w^ that uWu to >_< be >w< the ÚwÚ death :3 of ^w^ this ;;w;; mawwiage? 
>_> Bowa. ^.^ The OwO poison :3 of ^w^ that ^w^ wies ^-^ in :33 you uWu to ^.^ tempew. :3 Go :33 you uWu to >w< the 
xDD Pwince ^-^ youw uWu bwothew; spare UwU nyot uWu to tell xDD him ^w^ that UwU he hath :3 wwonged 
^.^ his >w< honyouw ^-^ in marrying >w< the x3 wenyownyed xDD Cwaudio >_< (whose :3 estimation do 
:33 you UwU mightiwy hold :33 up) uWu to a ÚwÚ contaminyated x3 stawe, >_< such a >w< onye ÚwÚ as 
ÚwÚ Hewo. 
>_< John. :3 What >_< pwoof >_< shaww ^-^ I uWu make :3 of that? 
>_> Bowa. Proof :33 enyough uWu to ;;w;; misuse >w< the Prince, uWu to vex xDD Cwaudio, uWu to undo 
:33 Hewo, ^-^ and kill :33 Weonyato. ÚwÚ Wook :33 you for :33 any x3 othew issue? 
>_< John. ^w^ Onwy uWu to :33 despite them ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu endeavouw OwO anything. 
>_> Bowa. :3 Go >_> then; find :33 me a meet hour uWu to draw OwO Don :3 Pedwo ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ Count 
xDD Cwaudio ^.^ awonye; tell them ^w^ that :33 you >_< knyow ^w^ that Hero >_< woves x3 me; >_> intend 
a uWu kind :3 of xDD zeaw x3 both uWu to >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and xDD Cwaudio, as--in :33 wove :3 of 
^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew's ;;w;; honyouw, ;;w;; who hath uWu made ^w^ this >w< match, ^-^ and ^.^ his OwO fwiend's 
x3 weputation, ;;w;; who is UwU thus OwO wike uWu to >_< be >_> cozen'd xDD with >w< the :33 sembwance :3 of 
a ^.^ maid--that :33 you have ÚwÚ discovew'd thus. xDD They >w< wiww ÚwÚ scawcewy xDD bewieve 
^w^ this :33 without :3 twiaw. UwU Offew them instances; xDD which >_< shaww ;;w;; beaw xDD nyo 
less ^w^ wikewihood than uWu to see :33 me :3 at ;;w;; hew x3 chambew ;;w;; window, >_> heaw :33 me 
UwU caww ^w^ Mawgawet :33 Hewo, >_> heaw ^w^ Mawgawet term :33 me xDD Cwaudio; ^-^ and >_< bwing them 
uWu to see ^w^ this >w< the :3 vewy night :33 befowe >w< the ^-^ intended >w< wedding (for ^-^ in 
>w< the >w< meantime ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; so ÚwÚ fashion >w< the :3 mattew ^w^ that Hero >_< shaww >_< be 
absent) ^-^ and >w< thewe >_< shaww ÚwÚ appeaw >_< such seeming >_> twuth :3 of >w< Hewo's 
^-^ diswoyawty ^w^ that xDD jeawousy >_< shaww >_< be call'd :33 assuwance ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the 
:33 pwepawation >_< ovewthwown. 
>_< John. :33 Gwow ^w^ this uWu to what >w< advewse ^.^ issue it can, ^-^ I >w< wiww put it ^-^ in 
uWu pwactice. ;;w;; Be cunning ^-^ in >w< the working ^w^ this, ^-^ and thy >_< fee is a 
>_> thousand x3 ducats. 
>_> Bowa. ;;w;; Be :33 you ;;w;; constant ^-^ in >w< the accusation, ^-^ and >_> my cunning >_< shaww UwU nyot 
OwO shame >w< me. 
>_< John. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu pwesentwy ^w^ go learn their x3 day :3 of uWu mawwiage. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
>_> Weonyato's orchard. 

^-^ Entew Benedick alone. 

;;w;; Benye. Boy! 

xDD [Entew ^-^ Boy.] 

^-^ Boy. uWu Signyiow? 
;;w;; Benye. ^.^ In >_> my x3 chambew ÚwÚ window ^w^ wies a ÚwÚ book. xDD Bwing it ÚwÚ hithew uWu to :33 me ^-^ in 
>w< the orchard. 
^-^ Boy. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ awweady, ^-^ siw. 
;;w;; Benye. ^-^ I >_< knyow that, but ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ÚwÚ thee hence ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe again. 
uWu (Exit ^-^ Boy.) ^-^ I do ÚwÚ much x3 wondew ^w^ that >w< onye ;;w;; man, ;;w;; seeing how ÚwÚ much 
uWu anyothew man is a UwU foow uWu when UwU he >_> dedicates ^.^ his OwO behaviouws uWu to love, 
will, after UwU he hath >_< waugh'd :3 at >_< such shallow ^w^ fowwies ^-^ in others, 
^-^ become >w< the argument :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ own OwO scown :3 by uWu fawwing ^-^ in love; ^-^ and >_< such 
a man is ;;w;; Cwaudio. ^-^ I have known uWu when >w< thewe >_> was xDD nyo music xDD with xDD him 
but >w< the OwO dwum ^-^ and >w< the >_< fife; ^-^ and now ^w^ had UwU he :3 wathew >_> heaw >w< the ^-^ tabow 
^-^ and >w< the :3 pipe. ^-^ I have known uWu when UwU he :3 wouwd have >_< wawk'd >_< ten x3 miwe 
UwU afoot uWu to see a ^w^ good armour; ^-^ and now >w< wiww UwU he >_< wie >_< ten nights >_< awake 
:3 cawving >w< the ÚwÚ fashion :3 of a xDD nyew doublet. He >_> was UwU wont uWu to UwU speak UwU pwain 
^-^ and uWu to >w< the UwU puwpose, OwO wike :3 an uWu honyest man ^-^ and a soldier; ^-^ and now is 
UwU he OwO tuwn'd >_< owthogwaphy; ^.^ his >_> wowds are a :3 vewy ;;w;; fantasticaw ^.^ banquet-- 
UwU just ;;w;; so uWu many ^-^ stwange ÚwÚ dishes. :3 May ^-^ I >_< be ;;w;; so >_< convewted ^-^ and see xDD with 
uWu these eyes? ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell; ^-^ I xDD think uWu nyot. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be ^w^ swown but 
:33 wove ^w^ may transform :33 me uWu to :3 an oyster; but >_< I'ww ^w^ take >_> my oath on ^w^ it, 
:3 tiww UwU he have uWu made :3 an ^.^ oystew :3 of :33 me UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyevew uWu make :33 me >_< such a 
OwO foow. uWu Onye woman is x3 faiw, yet ^-^ I am :3 weww; uWu anyothew is UwU wise, yet ^-^ I am 
:3 weww; uWu anyothew >w< viwtuous, yet ^-^ I am :3 weww; but :3 tiww ;;w;; aww :3 gwaces >_< be ^-^ in 
>w< onye woman, >w< onye woman >_< shaww UwU nyot come ^-^ in >_> my grace. xDD Wich she >_< shaww 
be, UwU that's :3 cewtain; UwU wise, >w< ow >_< I'ww ^w^ nyonye; >w< viwtuous, >w< ow >_< I'ww UwU nyevew 
cheapen :3 hew; x3 faiw, >w< ow >_< I'ww UwU nyevew >w< wook on :3 hew; ÚwÚ miwd, >w< ow come UwU nyot 
uWu nyeaw x3 me; noble, >w< ow UwU nyot ^-^ I for :3 an >w< angew; :3 of ^w^ good UwU discouwse, :3 an 
>_< excewwent x3 musician, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew >w< haiw >_< shaww >_< be :3 of what xDD cowouw it 
UwU pwease ^.^ God. ^w^ Ha, >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and OwO Monsieuw Love! ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD hide :33 me ^-^ in 
>w< the >_< awbouw. [Hides.] 

^-^ Entew OwO Don uWu Pedwo, ÚwÚ Weonyato, ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
^w^ Music ^w^ [within]. 

^-^ Pedwo. uWu Come, >_< shaww ;;w;; we >_> heaw ^w^ this ;;w;; music? 
Claud. x3 Yea, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. UwU How OwO stiww >w< the >_< evenying UwU is, 
:33 As xDD hush'd on OwO puwpose uWu to ^.^ gwace harmony! 
^-^ Pedwo. ÚwÚ See :33 you >w< whewe Benedick hath :3 hid xDD himsewf? 
Claud. OwO O, :3 vewy UwU weww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. ^.^ The music uWu ended, 
>w< We'ww >w< fit >w< the ^.^ kid-fox xDD with a ^-^ pennywowth. 

^-^ Entew Balthasar xDD with Music. 

^-^ Pedwo. uWu Come, Balthasar, x3 we'ww >_> heaw ^w^ that ÚwÚ song again. 
Balth. OwO O, ^w^ good >_> my lord, tax UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ bad a :3 voice 
>_< To ;;w;; swandew music :33 any :33 mowe than ^w^ once. 
^-^ Pedwo. >_> It is >w< the x3 witnyess OwO stiww :3 of ^-^ excewwency 
>_< To put a ^-^ stwange UwU face on ^.^ his ^-^ own xDD pewfection. 
^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ sing, ^-^ and let :33 me ÚwÚ woo xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
Balth. Because :33 you ^-^ tawk :3 of ^.^ wooing, ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ sing, 
;;w;; Since uWu many a ^.^ wooew x3 doth :33 commence ^.^ his ^-^ suit 
>_< To ;;w;; hew UwU he :33 thinks UwU nyot uWu wowthy, yet UwU he :3 wooes, 
^w^ Yet >w< wiww UwU he xDD sweaw UwU he :3 woves. 
^-^ Pedwo. Nay, pray ÚwÚ thee uWu come; 
>_> Ow >_> if >w< thou OwO wiwt hold >_> wongew >_< awgument, 
:3 Do it ^-^ in notes. 
Balth. UwU Nyote ^w^ this :33 befowe >_> my ÚwÚ nyotes: 
Thewe's UwU nyot a UwU nyote :3 of mine UwU that's worth >w< the noting. 
^-^ Pedwo. :3 Why, uWu these are :3 vewy >_> cwotchets ^w^ that UwU he >_< speaks! 
UwU Nyote OwO nyotes, forsooth, ^-^ and nothing! [Music.] 
;;w;; Benye. ÚwÚ [aside] :3 Nyow ÚwÚ divinye :33 aiw! :3 Nyow is ^.^ his ^w^ souw ÚwÚ wavish'd! Is it UwU nyot 
^-^ stwange ^w^ that ^.^ sheep's ^.^ guts OwO shouwd :33 hawe >_< souws :33 out :3 of men's ÚwÚ bodies? 
xDD Weww, a ^.^ hown for >_> my xDD monyey, uWu when all's OwO donye. 
^w^ [Bawthasaw sings.] 
^.^ The Song. 

:3 Sigh xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, :3 wadies, xDD sigh xDD nyo UwU mowe! 
>w< Men were deceivers UwU evew, 
uWu Onye ^.^ foot ^-^ in sea, ^-^ and >w< onye on uWu showe; 
>_< To >w< onye >_> thing ;;w;; constant never. 
UwU Then xDD sigh UwU nyot ;;w;; so, 
xDD But let them go, 
And >_< be :33 you x3 bwithe ^-^ and bonny, 
OwO Convewting ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw sounds :3 of xDD woe 
>w< Into xDD Hey ^-^ nyonny, :33 nyonny. 

:33 Sing xDD nyo :33 mowe ditties, ^.^ sing xDD nyo uWu moe, 
Of OwO dumps ;;w;; so ^.^ duww ^-^ and UwU heavy! 
^.^ The fraud :3 of ^-^ men >_> was ^-^ evew ;;w;; so, 
;;w;; Since summer >_> fiwst >_> was UwU weavy. 
UwU Then xDD sigh UwU nyot ;;w;; so, :33 &c. 

^-^ Pedwo. By >_> my :33 twoth, a ^w^ good song. 
Balth. And :3 an ^w^ iww singer, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^w^ Ha, uWu nyo, uWu nyo, faith! Thou sing'st ^w^ weww :33 enyough for a shift. 
;;w;; Benye. ÚwÚ [aside] ;;w;; An UwU he ^w^ had OwO been a ^-^ dog ^w^ that OwO shouwd have >w< howw'd thus, 
:33 they :3 wouwd have ;;w;; hang'd xDD him; ^-^ and ^-^ I pray >_> God ^.^ his ÚwÚ bad :3 voice >_> bode xDD nyo 
uWu mischief. ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ as >_< wive have heard >w< the night :3 waven, come what 
^w^ pwague ^-^ couwd have come after uWu it. 
^-^ Pedwo. x3 Yea, ;;w;; mawwy. OwO Dost >w< thou uWu heaw, >_< Bawthasaw? ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee x3 get uWu us 
ÚwÚ some >_< excewwent >_< music; for uWu to-mowwow night ;;w;; we :3 wouwd have it :3 at >w< the 
:33 Wady >w< Hewo's x3 chambew ^w^ window. 
Balth. ^.^ The uWu best ^-^ I can, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ Pedwo. :3 Do >_< so. >w< Faweweww. 
x3 Exit Balthasar >_> [with ^w^ Musicians]. 
^w^ Come hither, :33 Weonyato. :3 What >_> was it :33 you >_< towd :33 me :3 of :3 to-day? ^w^ that 
^-^ youw ;;w;; nyiece Beatrice >_> was ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with :3 Signyiow >_< Benyedick? 
Claud. OwO O, uWu ay!-[Aside uWu to Pedro] ^-^ Stawk ;;w;; on, ^w^ stawk >w< on; >w< the ;;w;; foww :33 sits. 
--I >w< did UwU nyevew xDD think ^w^ that lady :3 wouwd have loved :33 any man. 
xDD Weon. x3 Nyo, >_< nyow ^-^ I :3 nyeithew; but :3 most >_> wondewfuw ^w^ that she OwO shouwd ;;w;; so ÚwÚ dote 
on :3 Signyiow ^-^ Benyedick, whom she hath ^-^ in ;;w;; aww UwU outwawd OwO behaviouws 
OwO seem'd ^-^ evew uWu to ^-^ abhow. 
;;w;; Benye. ÚwÚ [aside] Is't ^-^ possibwe? Sits >w< the ^.^ wind ^-^ in ^w^ that corner? 
xDD Weon. By >_> my :33 twoth, >_> my lord, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell what uWu to xDD think :3 of ^w^ it, but 
^w^ that she >_< woves xDD him xDD with :3 an OwO enwaged affection. >_> It is :33 past >w< the 
>w< infinyite :3 of ^.^ thought. 
^-^ Pedwo. :3 May >_< be she x3 doth but :3 countewfeit. 
Claud. ^-^ Faith, OwO wike xDD enyough. 
xDD Weon. O God, counterfeit? ;;w;; Thewe >_> was UwU nyevew counterfeit :3 of passion 
came ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw >w< the OwO wife :3 of passion ÚwÚ as she ^.^ discovews uWu it. 
^-^ Pedwo. :3 Why, what ^-^ effects :3 of passion :3 shows she? 
Claud. ÚwÚ [aside] Bait >w< the hook well! ^.^ This uWu fish >w< wiww xDD bite. 
xDD Weon. :3 What ;;w;; effects, >_> my >_> wowd? ÚwÚ She >w< wiww ÚwÚ sit >_< you--you heard >_> my 
uWu daughtew tell :33 you how. 
Claud. ÚwÚ She >w< did indeed. 
^-^ Pedwo. >w< How, xDD how, ^-^ I pray :33 you? You OwO amaze >w< me. ^-^ I :3 wouwd have :3 thought ;;w;; hew 
ÚwÚ spiwit ^w^ had OwO been invincible ÚwÚ against ;;w;; aww xDD assauwts :3 of affection. 
xDD Weon. ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ^w^ swown it >_< had, >_> my lord--especially ÚwÚ against 
>_> Benyedick. 
;;w;; Benye. ÚwÚ [aside] ^-^ I OwO shouwd xDD think ^w^ this a >w< guww but ^w^ that >w< the white-bearded 
uWu fewwow ;;w;; speaks uWu it. Knavery >_> cannyot, ^.^ suwe, xDD hide himself ^-^ in >_< such 
>_< wevewence. 
Claud. ÚwÚ [aside] He hath xDD ta'en >_> th' infection. x3 Howd it ;;w;; up. 
^-^ Pedwo. uWu Hath she uWu made ;;w;; hew UwU affection known uWu to >_< Benyedick? 
xDD Weon. x3 Nyo, ^-^ and swears she UwU nyevew :3 wiww. xDD That's ;;w;; hew >_< towment. 
Claud. 'Tis OwO twue indeed. So ^-^ youw uWu daughtew ;;w;; says. >_> 'Shaww :3 I,' x3 says 
^.^ she, >w< 'that have ;;w;; so oft :3 encount'wed xDD him xDD with UwU scown, xDD wwite uWu to xDD him 
^w^ that ^-^ I :33 wove ^w^ him?'" 
xDD Weon. ^.^ This x3 says she now uWu when she is >w< beginnying uWu to xDD wwite uWu to xDD him; for 
>_> she'ww >_< be :3 up twenty xDD times a OwO nyight, ^-^ and >w< thewe >w< wiww she ÚwÚ sit ^-^ in ;;w;; hew 
>_< smock :3 tiww she have ^.^ wwit a x3 sheet :3 of paper. ^w^ My uWu daughtew x3 tewws uWu us 
ÚwÚ aww. 
Claud. :3 Nyow :33 you ^-^ tawk :3 of a x3 sheet :3 of paper, ^-^ I remember a ;;w;; pwetty >w< jest 
^-^ youw uWu daughtew >_< towd uWu us >_< of. 
xDD Weon. OwO O, uWu when she ^w^ had ^.^ wwit ^w^ it, ^-^ and >_> was ÚwÚ weading it OwO ovew, she x3 found 
^.^ 'Benyedick' ^-^ and ^w^ 'Beatwice' between >w< the >_> sheet? 
Claud. That. 
xDD Weon. OwO O, she tore >w< the letter uWu into a >_> thousand xDD hawfpence, ^.^ waiw'd :3 at 
x3 hewsewf ^w^ that she OwO shouwd >_< be ;;w;; so uWu immodest uWu to xDD wwite uWu to >w< onye ^w^ that she 
^-^ knyew :3 wouwd :33 fwout x3 hew. 'I :3 measuwe ÚwÚ him,' x3 says ^.^ she, x3 'by >_> my ^-^ own 
^.^ spiwit; for ^-^ I OwO shouwd :33 fwout xDD him >_> if UwU he ^.^ wwit uWu to >w< me. x3 Yea, though ^-^ I 
:33 wove :3 him, ^-^ I should.' 
Claud. UwU Then OwO down upon ;;w;; hew >_> knyees she ^w^ fawws, ^.^ weeps, xDD sobs, xDD beats ;;w;; hew 
heart, tears ;;w;; hew ^-^ haiw, ^w^ pways, OwO cuwses--'O sweet >w< Benyedick! >_> God >w< give 
:33 me :3 patience!' 
xDD Weon. ÚwÚ She x3 doth uWu indeed; >_> my uWu daughtew x3 says >_< so. And >w< the ecstasy hath ;;w;; so 
ÚwÚ much x3 ovewbownye ;;w;; hew ^w^ that >_> my uWu daughtew is x3 sometime ÚwÚ afeawd she >w< wiww 
do a :33 despewate UwU outwage uWu to >_> hewsewf. >_> It is :3 vewy :3 twue. 
^-^ Pedwo. >_> It were ^w^ good ^w^ that Benedick ^-^ knyew :3 of it :3 by ÚwÚ some >w< othew, >_> if she 
>w< wiww UwU nyot x3 discovew uWu it. 
Claud. >_< To what >w< end? He :3 wouwd uWu make but a >_> spowt :3 of it ^-^ and uWu towment >w< the 
x3 poow lady >_> wowse. 
^-^ Pedwo. ;;w;; An UwU he >_< shouwd, it were :3 an >_< awms uWu to ;;w;; hang uWu him! >_< She's :3 an 
>_< excewwent sweet xDD wady, ^-^ and :33 (out :3 of ;;w;; aww suspicion) she is ^-^ viwtuous. 
Claud. And she is :3 exceeding >_> wise. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^.^ In ;;w;; evewything but ^-^ in >_> woving >_> Benyedick. 
xDD Weon. OwO O, >_> my lord, ;;w;; wisdom ^-^ and UwU bwood ÚwÚ combating ^-^ in ;;w;; so tender a ^.^ body, 
;;w;; we have >_< ten proofs uWu to >w< onye ^w^ that UwU bwood hath >w< the victory. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy 
for >w< hew, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have UwU just cause, being ;;w;; hew >w< uncwe ^-^ and ;;w;; hew xDD guawdian. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^-^ I :3 wouwd she ^w^ had ^w^ bestowed ^w^ this dotage on >w< me. ^-^ I :3 wouwd have 
^.^ daff'd ;;w;; aww x3 othew respects ^-^ and uWu made ;;w;; hew :3 hawf uWu mysewf. ^-^ I pray :33 you 
tell Benedick :3 of it ^-^ and >_> heaw what x3 'a >w< wiww ÚwÚ say. 
xDD Weon. ^.^ Wewe it ^.^ good, xDD think :33 you? 
Claud. Hero :33 thinks surely she >w< wiww :33 die; for she x3 says she >w< wiww :33 die 
>_> if UwU he :33 wove ;;w;; hew not, ^-^ and she >w< wiww :33 die ^-^ ewe she uWu make ;;w;; hew :33 wove >w< knyown, 
^-^ and she >w< wiww ^-^ die, >_> if UwU he ÚwÚ woo >w< hew, :3 wathew than she >w< wiww >_< bate >w< onye 
>_< bweath :3 of ;;w;; hew accustomed :33 cwossnyess. 
^-^ Pedwo. ÚwÚ She x3 doth ^.^ weww. UwU If she OwO shouwd uWu make tender :3 of ;;w;; hew love, ÚwÚ 'tis 
:3 vewy possible he'll OwO scown x3 it; for >w< the man ÚwÚ (as :33 you >_< knyow all) hath 
a ;;w;; contemptibwe ^w^ spiwit. 
Claud. He is a :3 vewy xDD pwopew man. 
^-^ Pedwo. He hath uWu indeed a ^w^ good UwU outwawd ^w^ happinyess. 
Claud. :3 Befowe x3 God! ^-^ and ^-^ in >_> my >w< mind, :3 vewy >_> wise. 
^-^ Pedwo. He x3 doth uWu indeed ^w^ show ÚwÚ some :33 spawks ^w^ that are OwO wike ^-^ wit. 
Claud. And ^-^ I ^w^ take xDD him uWu to >_< be valiant. 
^-^ Pedwo. :33 As Hector, ^-^ I >_> assuwe you; ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the managing :3 of ^.^ quawwews :33 you 
^w^ may say UwU he is UwU wise, for OwO eithew UwU he ÚwÚ avoids them xDD with >_> gweat 
discretion, >w< ow ^w^ undewtakes them xDD with a :3 most >_< Chwistianwike >_< feaw. 
xDD Weon. UwU If UwU he do ^w^ feaw God, x3 'a must :33 nyecessawiwy :3 keep >_< peace. UwU If UwU he 
x3 bweak >w< the OwO peace, UwU he OwO ought uWu to UwU entew uWu into a :3 quawwew xDD with ^w^ feaw ^-^ and 
trembling. 
^-^ Pedwo. And ;;w;; so >w< wiww UwU he ^w^ do; for >w< the man x3 doth ^w^ feaw God, OwO howsoevew it 
^-^ seems UwU nyot ^-^ in xDD him :3 by ÚwÚ some uWu wawge >w< jests UwU he >w< wiww ^w^ make. xDD Weww, ^-^ I am 
>w< sowwy for ^-^ youw x3 nyiece. ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ go >w< seek Benedick ^-^ and tell xDD him :3 of 
;;w;; hew >w< wove? 
Claud. ^.^ Nyevew tell :3 him, >_> my ^-^ wowd. Let ;;w;; hew >_< weaw it :33 out xDD with ^w^ good 
UwU counsew. 
xDD Weon. Nay, UwU that's >_< impossibwe; she ^w^ may >_< weaw ;;w;; hew :33 heawt :33 out first. 
^-^ Pedwo. xDD Weww, ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_> heaw further :3 of it :3 by ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew. Let it 
cool >w< the while. ^-^ I :33 wove Benedick UwU weww, ^-^ and ^-^ I ^-^ couwd :33 wish UwU he :3 wouwd 
uWu modestwy uWu examinye himself uWu to see how ÚwÚ much UwU he is ^w^ unwowthy ;;w;; so ^w^ good a 
OwO wady. 
xDD Weon. ^w^ My lord, >w< wiww :33 you .walk? Dinner is OwO weady. 
;;w;; [They ^.^ wawk ^w^ away.] 
Claud. UwU If UwU he ÚwÚ dote on ;;w;; hew upon ^w^ this, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyevew xDD twust >_> my 
UwU expectation. 
^-^ Pedwo. Let >w< thewe >_< be >w< the ^-^ same x3 nyet spread for >w< hew, ^-^ and ^w^ that must ^-^ youw 
uWu daughtew ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ gentwewomen x3 cawwy. ^.^ The >_> spowt >w< wiww be, uWu when :33 they 
hold >w< onye :3 an >_> opinyion :3 of xDD anyothew's :3 dotage, ^-^ and xDD nyo >_< such >w< mattew. 
xDD That's >w< the uWu scenye ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 wouwd see, xDD which >w< wiww >_< be UwU mewewy a ^w^ dumb 
show. Let uWu us ^.^ send ;;w;; hew uWu to UwU caww xDD him ^-^ in uWu to >_< dinnyew. 
Exeunt ^-^ [Don uWu Pedwo, xDD Cwaudio, ^-^ and ^w^ Weonyato]. 

xDD [Benyedick ÚwÚ advances OwO fwom >w< the arbour.] 

;;w;; Benye. ^.^ This ^w^ can >_< be xDD nyo >_< twick. ^.^ The xDD confewence >_> was :33 sadwy UwU bownye; :33 they 
have >w< the >_> twuth :3 of ^w^ this OwO fwom ^.^ Hewo; :33 they seem uWu to :33 pity >w< the OwO wady. 
>_> It ^-^ seems ;;w;; hew :33 affections have their full ^w^ bent. Love ÚwÚ me? :3 Why, it 
must >_< be ^-^ wequited. ^-^ I >_> heaw how ^-^ I am >_> censuw'd. xDD They say ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; beaw 
myself proudly >_> if ^-^ I :3 pewceive >w< the :33 wove come OwO fwom x3 hew. xDD They say x3 too 
^w^ that she >w< wiww :3 wathew :33 die than >w< give :33 any uWu sign :3 of affection. ^-^ I >w< did 
UwU nyevew xDD think uWu to ;;w;; mawwy. ^-^ I must UwU nyot seem ÚwÚ pwoud. x3 Happy are :33 they ^w^ that 
>_> heaw their detractions ^-^ and ^w^ can put them uWu to :33 mending. xDD They say >w< the 
lady is xDD faiw--'tis a truth, ^-^ I ^w^ can ;;w;; beaw them uWu witnyess; ^-^ and x3 viwtuous 
--'tis ;;w;; so, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ wepwove x3 it; ^-^ and UwU wise, but for >_> woving >w< me--by 
>_> my :33 twoth, it is xDD nyo uWu addition uWu to ;;w;; hew ;;w;; wit, >_< nyow xDD nyo >_> gweat argument :3 of 
;;w;; hew >w< fowwy, for ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ^-^ howwibwy ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with x3 hew. ^-^ I ^w^ may >_> chance 
have ÚwÚ some OwO odd quirks ^-^ and xDD wemnyants :3 of UwU wit x3 bwoken on :33 me ÚwÚ because ^-^ I 
have :3 waiwed ;;w;; so long ÚwÚ against uWu mawwiage. xDD But x3 doth UwU nyot >w< the :3 appetite 
^w^ awtews? xDD A man >_< woves >w< the ^.^ meat ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ youth ^w^ that UwU he ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ enduwe 
^-^ in ^.^ his age. ÚwÚ Shaww >_> quips ^-^ and sentences ^-^ and uWu these paper uWu buwwets :3 of 
>w< the ^.^ bwain awe a man OwO fwom >w< the >_> caweew :3 of ^.^ his humour? x3 Nyo, >w< the UwU wowwd 
must >_< be ÚwÚ peopwed. When ^-^ I ^-^ said ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 die a :33 bachewow, ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot 
xDD think ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< wive :3 tiww ^-^ I were married. 

^-^ Entew Beatrice. 

uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes Beatrice. By ^w^ this x3 day, she's a ^.^ faiw :33 wady! ^-^ I do ^w^ spy 
ÚwÚ some ^-^ mawks :3 of :33 wove ^-^ in x3 hew. 
>w< Beat. Against >_> my >w< wiww ^-^ I am >_> sent uWu to :33 bid You come ^-^ in uWu to >_< dinnyew. 
;;w;; Benye. :33 Faiw UwU Beatwice, ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you for ^-^ youw xDD pains. 
>w< Beat. ^-^ I took xDD nyo :33 mowe ^-^ pains for those UwU thanks than :33 you ^w^ take ^-^ pains uWu to 
UwU thank >w< me. UwU If it ^w^ had OwO been UwU painfuw, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have ^-^ come. 
;;w;; Benye. You ^w^ take pleasure :33 then ^-^ in >w< the uWu message? 
>w< Beat. x3 Yea, UwU just ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as :33 you ^w^ may ^w^ take upon a knives point, ^-^ and 
choke a ÚwÚ daw withal. You have xDD nyo >_< stomach, ^.^ signyiow. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. 
Exit. 
;;w;; Benye. Ha! 'Against >_> my >w< wiww ^-^ I am >_> sent uWu to :33 bid :33 you come ^-^ in uWu to ;;w;; dinnyew.' 
Thewe's a >w< doubwe >_> meanying ^-^ in UwU that. 'I took xDD nyo :33 mowe ^-^ pains for those 
UwU thanks than :33 you took ^-^ pains uWu to UwU thank x3 me.' xDD That's ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as uWu to 
say, >_< 'Any ^-^ pains ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ take for :33 you is ÚwÚ as >_< easy ÚwÚ as x3 thanks.' UwU If ^-^ I 
do UwU nyot ^w^ take :33 pity :3 of >w< hew, ^-^ I am a >_< viwwain; >_> if ^-^ I do UwU nyot :33 wove >w< hew, ^-^ I 
am a Jew. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go x3 get ;;w;; hew picture. Exit. 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. Scenye xDD I. 
>_> Weonyato's orchard. 

^-^ Entew Hero ^-^ and x3 two >_< Gentwewomen, ^w^ Mawgawet ^-^ and Ursula. 

ÚwÚ Hewo. Good xDD Mawgawet, run ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< the ^-^ pawwouw. 
;;w;; Thewe xDD shawt >w< thou find >_> my ;;w;; cousin Beatrice 
:33 Pwoposing xDD with >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
uWu Whispew ;;w;; hew >_> eaw ^-^ and tell >w< hew, ^-^ I ^-^ and Ursley 
Walk ^-^ in >w< the :33 owchawd, ^-^ and x3 ouw uWu whowe ;;w;; discouwse 
Is ;;w;; aww :3 of x3 hew. Say ^w^ that >w< thou overheard'st x3 us; 
And :33 bid ;;w;; hew >_> steaw uWu into >w< the uWu pweached x3 bowew, 
;;w;; Whewe OwO honyeysuckwes, >w< wipenyed :3 by >w< the sun, 
OwO Fowbid >w< the sun uWu to ^w^ entew--wike uWu favouwites, 
^-^ Made ÚwÚ pwoud :3 by >_< pwinces, ^w^ that >_> advance their ^-^ pwide 
Against ^w^ that ÚwÚ powew ^w^ that uWu bwed uWu it. ;;w;; Thewe >w< wiww she xDD hide ;;w;; hew 
>_< To OwO wisten x3 ouw >_> pwopose. ^.^ This is thy uWu office. 
Bear ÚwÚ thee ^w^ weww ^-^ in it ^-^ and uWu weave uWu us alone. 
:33 Mawg. >_< I'ww uWu make ;;w;; hew come, ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, ^-^ pwesentwy. xDD [Exit.] 
ÚwÚ Hewo. xDD Nyow, :3 Uwsuwa, uWu when Beatrice x3 doth come, 
:33 As ;;w;; we do uWu twace ^w^ this uWu awwey :3 up ^-^ and x3 down, 
>_< Ouw ^-^ tawk must :3 onwy >_< be :3 of >_> Benyedick. 
When ^-^ I do name :3 him, let it >_< be thy ^.^ pawt 
>_< To praise xDD him :33 mowe than ^-^ evew man >w< did merit. 
^w^ My ^-^ tawk uWu to ÚwÚ thee must >_< be how Benedick 
Is ÚwÚ sick ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with Beatrice. Of ^w^ this :3 mattew 
Is ^-^ wittwe UwU Cupid's uWu cwafty ^-^ awwow x3 made, 
:33 That :3 onwy >_< wounds :3 by hearsay. 

xDD [Entew x3 Beatwice.] 

:3 Nyow >w< begin; 
:3 Fow >w< wook >w< whewe Beatrice OwO wike a ^-^ wapwing UwU wuns 
xDD Cwose :3 by >w< the OwO gwound, uWu to >_> heaw x3 ouw ^.^ confewence. 

:33 [Beatwice hides ^-^ in >w< the >w< awbouw]. 

x3 Uws. ^.^ The >_> pweasant'st :33 angwing is uWu to see >w< the uWu fish 
UwU Cut xDD with ;;w;; hew xDD gowden oars >w< the silver ^w^ stweam 
And ^.^ gweediwy x3 devouw >w< the uWu tweachewous xDD bait. 
So ^w^ angwe ;;w;; we for UwU Beatwice, ;;w;; who uWu even now 
Is ^.^ couched ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ woodbinye ^w^ covewtuwe. 
Fear :33 you UwU nyot >_> my ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the UwU diawogue. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. UwU Then ^w^ go ;;w;; we uWu nyeaw >w< hew, ^w^ that ;;w;; hew >_> eaw ;;w;; wose OwO nyothing 
Of >w< the x3 fawse sweet uWu bait ^w^ that ;;w;; we lay for uWu it. 
;;w;; [They ^.^ appwoach >w< the arbour.] 
x3 Nyo, ^-^ twuwy, :3 Uwsuwa, she is x3 too disdainful. 
^-^ I >_< knyow ;;w;; hew >_> spiwits are ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ coy ^-^ and wild 
:33 As >_< haggawds :3 of >w< the x3 wock. 
x3 Uws. xDD But are :33 you ^w^ suwe 
:33 That Benedick >_< woves Beatrice ;;w;; so OwO entiwewy? 
ÚwÚ Hewo. So x3 says >w< the Prince, ^-^ and >_> my OwO nyew-twothed ^-^ wowd. 
x3 Uws. And >w< did :33 they :33 bid :33 you tell ;;w;; hew :3 of ^w^ it, uWu madam? 
ÚwÚ Hewo. xDD They >w< did entreat :33 me uWu to ^.^ acquaint ;;w;; hew :3 of x3 it; 
xDD But ^-^ I persuaded them, >_> if :33 they :3 wov'd ^-^ Benyedick, 
>_< To :33 wish xDD him ^.^ wwestwe xDD with UwU affection 
And UwU nyevew uWu to let Beatrice >_< knyow :3 of uWu it. 
x3 Uws. ^.^ Why >w< did :33 you so? ^.^ Doth UwU nyot >w< the gentleman 
:33 Desewve ÚwÚ as x3 fuww, ÚwÚ as fortunate a bed 
:33 As ^-^ evew Beatrice >_< shaww couch upon? 
ÚwÚ Hewo. O x3 god :3 of love! ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU he x3 doth ^w^ desewve 
:33 As ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ^w^ may >_< be ÚwÚ yiewded uWu to a man: 
xDD But Nature UwU nyevew >_< fwam'd a :3 woman's :33 heawt 
Of :33 pwoudew stuff than ^w^ that :3 of Beatrice. 
OwO Disdain ^-^ and OwO scown :33 wide ^-^ spawkwing ^-^ in ;;w;; hew uWu eyes, 
Misprizing what :33 they >w< wook >w< on; ^-^ and ;;w;; hew UwU wit 
;;w;; Vawues ^w^ itsewf ;;w;; so x3 highwy ^w^ that uWu to ;;w;; hew 
;;w;; Aww :3 mattew else ^-^ seems xDD weak. ÚwÚ She ;;w;; cannyot love, 
>_> Nyow ^w^ take xDD nyo shape >_< nyow ^-^ pwoject :3 of :3 affection, 
ÚwÚ She is ;;w;; so uWu sewf-endeawed. 
x3 Uws. :33 Suwe ^-^ I xDD think uWu so; 
And x3 thewefowe :3 cewtainwy it were UwU nyot ^w^ good 
ÚwÚ She ^-^ knyew ^.^ his love, >_> west >_> she'ww uWu make >_> spowt :3 at uWu it. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. :3 Why, :33 you UwU speak xDD twuth. ^-^ I UwU nyevew yet OwO saw ;;w;; man, 
UwU How UwU wise, how noble, ;;w;; young, how ^.^ wawewy ^w^ featuw'd, 
xDD But she :3 wouwd OwO speww xDD him >w< backwawd. UwU If fair-fac'd, 
ÚwÚ She :3 wouwd xDD sweaw >w< the gentleman OwO shouwd >_< be ;;w;; hew sister; 
UwU If x3 bwack, OwO why, Nature, drawing :3 of :3 an ;;w;; antic, 
^-^ Made a ÚwÚ fouw :3 bwot; >_> if tall, a >_< wance UwU iww-headed; 
UwU If ^.^ wow, :3 an ÚwÚ agate :3 vewy ;;w;; viwewy cut; 
UwU If xDD speaking, OwO why, a xDD vanye blown xDD with ;;w;; aww winds; 
UwU If UwU siwent, OwO why, a block :33 moved xDD with x3 nyonye. 
So :3 tuwns she >_> evewy man >w< the ^-^ wwong >w< side :33 out 
And UwU nyevew xDD gives uWu to >_> twuth ^-^ and virtue ^w^ that 
Which simpleness ^-^ and UwU mewit purchaseth. 
x3 Uws. uWu Suwe, ^.^ suwe, >_< such ;;w;; cawping is UwU nyot uWu commendabwe. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot uWu to >_< be ;;w;; so ^-^ odd, ^-^ and OwO fwom ;;w;; aww ^-^ fashions, 
:33 As Beatrice UwU is, ;;w;; cannyot >_< be uWu commendabwe. 
xDD But ;;w;; who dare tell ;;w;; hew so? UwU If ^-^ I OwO shouwd :3 speak, 
ÚwÚ She :3 wouwd ;;w;; mock :33 me uWu into air; OwO O, she :3 wouwd ÚwÚ waugh :33 me 
>_> Out :3 of x3 mysewf, ^-^ pwess :33 me uWu to ÚwÚ death xDD with >_< wit! 
Therefore let ^-^ Benyedick, OwO wike xDD covew'd ÚwÚ fiwe, 
:33 Consume xDD away ^-^ in sighs, waste inwardly. 
>_> It were a xDD bettew ÚwÚ death than :33 die xDD with OwO mocks, 
Which is ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ bad ÚwÚ as :33 die xDD with tickling. 
x3 Uws. ^w^ Yet tell ;;w;; hew :3 of uWu it. Hear what she >w< wiww ÚwÚ say. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. >w< Nyo; :3 wathew ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go uWu to Benedick 
And ^-^ counsew xDD him uWu to ^.^ fight ÚwÚ against ^.^ his xDD passion. 
And ^-^ twuwy, >_< I'ww x3 devise ÚwÚ some uWu honyest ÚwÚ swandews 
>_< To OwO stain >_> my ;;w;; cousin with. uWu Onye x3 doth UwU nyot >_< knyow 
UwU How ÚwÚ much :3 an ^w^ iww :3 wowd ^w^ may ^w^ empoison liking. 
x3 Uws. OwO O, do UwU nyot do ^-^ youw ;;w;; cousin >_< such a >w< wwong! 
ÚwÚ She ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :33 without OwO twue xDD judgment 
^w^ (Having ;;w;; so ÚwÚ swift ^-^ and >_< excewwent a UwU wit 
:33 As she is ;;w;; pwiz'd uWu to ^-^ have) ÚwÚ as uWu to :3 wefuse 
So ÚwÚ wawe a gentleman ÚwÚ as :3 Signyiow >_> Benyedick. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. He is >w< the :3 onwy man :3 of ^w^ Itawy, 
uWu Awways excepted >_> my dear ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
x3 Uws. ^-^ I pray :33 you >_< be UwU nyot >w< angwy xDD with me, ÚwÚ madam, 
>_< Speaking >_> my :33 fancy: :3 Signyiow ^-^ Benyedick, 
:3 Fow uWu shape, for ^-^ beawing, >_< awgument, ^-^ and uWu vawouw, 
ÚwÚ Goes foremost ^-^ in >_< wepowt through ^w^ Itawy. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. ^-^ Indeed UwU he hath :3 an >_< excewwent ^w^ good name. 
x3 Uws. :33 His xDD excewwence >w< did UwU eawn it ^-^ ewe UwU he ^w^ had uWu it. 
When are :33 you married, uWu madam? 
ÚwÚ Hewo. :3 Why, >_> evewy x3 day >_< to-mowwow! uWu Come, ^w^ go uWu in. 
>_< I'ww ^w^ show ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ some attires, ^-^ and have thy ^-^ counsew 
Which is >w< the uWu best uWu to UwU fuwnyish :33 me to-morrow. 
;;w;; [They ^.^ wawk ^w^ away.] 
x3 Uws. >_< She's lim'd, ^-^ I warrant >_> you! OwO We have caught >w< hew, OwO madam. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. UwU If it >_< pwove ;;w;; so, :33 then >_> woving :3 goes :3 by haps; 
^.^ Some >_> Cupid ^.^ kiwws xDD with >w< awwows, ÚwÚ some xDD with traps. 
Exeunt :3 [Hewo ^-^ and ^w^ Uwsuwa]. 

:33 [Beatwice ÚwÚ advances OwO fwom >w< the arbour.] 

>w< Beat. :3 What ^w^ fiwe is ^-^ in mine xDD eaws? >_> Can ^w^ this >_< be >w< twue? 
:33 Stand ^-^ I ÚwÚ condemn'd for ^-^ pwide ^-^ and OwO scown ;;w;; so xDD much? 
UwU Contempt, OwO faweweww! ^-^ and ÚwÚ maiden :33 pwide, >_< adieu! 
:33 Nyo xDD gwowy xDD wives x3 behind >w< the >_< back :3 of xDD such. 
And, ^-^ Benyedick, :33 wove >w< on; ^-^ I >w< wiww requite ^-^ thee, 
;;w;; Taming >_> my wild :33 heawt uWu to thy >_> woving ;;w;; hand. 
UwU If >w< thou dost love, >_> my kindness >_< shaww ^w^ incite ÚwÚ thee 
>_< To ^w^ bind x3 ouw >_< woves :3 up ^-^ in a UwU howy band; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ othews say >w< thou dost ^-^ desewve, ^-^ and ^-^ I 
;;w;; Bewieve it xDD bettew than :3 wepowtingwy. Exit. 




Scenye >_< II. 
xDD A room ^-^ in >_> Weonyato's ^w^ house. 

^-^ Entew OwO Don uWu Pedwo, xDD Cwaudio, ^-^ Benyedick, ^-^ and :33 Weonyato. 

^-^ Pedwo. ^-^ I do but x3 stay :3 tiww ^-^ youw ^-^ mawwiage >_< be ;;w;; consummate, ^-^ and :33 then ^w^ go 
^-^ I ^.^ towawd ^-^ Awwagon. 
Claud. >_< I'ww >_< bwing :33 you :3 thithew, >_> my lord, >_> if ^.^ you'ww :3 vouchsafe >w< me. 
^-^ Pedwo. Nay, ^w^ that :3 wouwd >_< be ÚwÚ as >_> gweat a soil ^-^ in >w< the xDD nyew :3 gwoss :3 of ^-^ youw 
^-^ mawwiage ÚwÚ as uWu to ^w^ show a UwU chiwd ^.^ his xDD nyew ÚwÚ coat ^-^ and x3 fowbid xDD him uWu to >_< weaw 
uWu it. ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 onwy >_< be xDD bowd xDD with Benedick for ^.^ his xDD company; ^-^ fow, OwO fwom 
>w< the crown :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ head uWu to >w< the ^w^ sowe :3 of ^.^ his >w< foot, UwU he is ;;w;; aww mirth. 
He hath twice >w< ow :3 thwice cut UwU Cupid's :33 bowstwing, ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ wittwe 
hangman dare UwU nyot ^w^ shoot :3 at ^-^ him. He hath a :33 heawt ÚwÚ as sound ÚwÚ as a 
:33 beww; ^-^ and ^.^ his tongue is >w< the >_> cwappew, for what ^.^ his :33 heawt ;;w;; thinks, 
^.^ his tongue ^.^ speaks. 
;;w;; Benye. Gallants, ^-^ I am UwU nyot ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have been. 
xDD Weon. So say xDD I. xDD Methinks :33 you are uWu saddew. 
Claud. ^-^ I hope UwU he >_< be ^-^ in :3 wove. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^.^ Hang :3 him, >_> twuant! Thewe's xDD nyo OwO twue drop :3 of UwU bwood ^-^ in xDD him uWu to >_< be 
>_< twuwy >_< touch'd xDD with :3 wove. UwU If UwU he >_< be x3 sad, UwU he ^-^ wants ÚwÚ monyey. 
;;w;; Benye. ^-^ I have >w< the x3 toothache. 
^-^ Pedwo. Draw uWu it. 
;;w;; Benye. ^.^ Hang x3 it! 
Claud. You must ;;w;; hang it >_> fiwst ^-^ and draw it uWu aftewwawds. 
^-^ Pedwo. What? xDD sigh for >w< the uWu toothache? 
xDD Weon. ;;w;; Whewe is but a OwO humouw >w< ow a ^.^ wowm. 
;;w;; Benye. xDD Weww, >_> evewy >w< onye ^w^ can ^w^ mastew a grief but UwU he ^w^ that has uWu it. 
Claud. ^w^ Yet say ^-^ I UwU he is ^-^ in :3 wove. 
^-^ Pedwo. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo :33 appeawance :3 of uWu fancy ^-^ in :3 him, UwU unwess it >_< be a uWu fancy 
^w^ that UwU he hath uWu to ^-^ stwange OwO disguises; ÚwÚ as uWu to >_< be a :33 Dutchman uWu to-day, a 
Frenchman UwU to-mowwow; >w< ow ^-^ in >w< the shape :3 of x3 two ÚwÚ countwies :3 at once, ÚwÚ as 
a :33 Gewman OwO fwom >w< the waist OwO downwawd, ;;w;; aww ;;w;; swops, ^-^ and a ^w^ Spanyiawd OwO fwom 
>w< the ^w^ hip ^w^ upwawd, xDD nyo doublet. uWu Unwess UwU he have a uWu fancy uWu to ^w^ this 
foolery, ÚwÚ as it ;;w;; appeaws UwU he hath, UwU he is xDD nyo UwU foow for ;;w;; fancy, ÚwÚ as :33 you 
:3 wouwd have it ÚwÚ appeaw UwU he ^.^ is. 
Claud. UwU If UwU he >_< be UwU nyot ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with ÚwÚ some woman, >w< thewe is xDD nyo >_< bewieving 
old x3 signs. >w< 'A :3 bwushes ^.^ his :3 hat uWu o' mornings. :3 What OwO shouwd ^w^ that >_< bode? 
^-^ Pedwo. uWu Hath :33 any man seen xDD him :3 at >w< the barber's? 
Claud. x3 Nyo, but >w< the ^.^ bawbew's man hath OwO been seen xDD with :3 him, ^-^ and >w< the 
old uWu ownyament :3 of ^.^ his cheek hath uWu awweady x3 stuff'd OwO tennyis >_> bawws. 
xDD Weon. ^-^ Indeed UwU he OwO wooks ÚwÚ youngew than UwU he did, :3 by >w< the OwO woss :3 of a ^.^ beawd. 
^-^ Pedwo. Nay, x3 'a ^-^ wubs himself xDD with civet. >_> Can :33 you x3 smeww xDD him :33 out :3 by 
that? 
Claud. xDD That's ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as uWu to say, >w< the sweet :3 youth's ^-^ in :3 wove. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^.^ The >w< gweatest UwU nyote :3 of it is ^.^ his melancholy. 
Claud. And uWu when >_> was UwU he UwU wont uWu to >w< wash ^.^ his xDD face? 
^-^ Pedwo. x3 Yea, >w< ow uWu to UwU paint xDD himsewf? for >w< the xDD which ^-^ I >_> heaw what :33 they say 
:3 of ^-^ him. 
Claud. Nay, but ^.^ his :3 jesting xDD spiwit, xDD which is >w< nyew-cwept uWu into a 
lutestring, ^-^ and now ÚwÚ govewn'd :3 by :33 stops. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^-^ Indeed ^w^ that x3 tewws a >_< heavy x3 tawe for ^-^ him. Conclude, ^.^ concwude, 
UwU he is ^-^ in :3 wove. 
Claud. Nay, but ^-^ I >_< knyow ;;w;; who >_< woves ^-^ him. 
^-^ Pedwo. :33 That :3 wouwd ^-^ I >_< knyow >_< too. ^-^ I warrant, >w< onye ^w^ that UwU knyows xDD him uWu nyot. 
Claud. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ and ^.^ his ^w^ iww >_> conditions; ^-^ and ^-^ in :33 despite :3 of >w< aww, OwO dies for 
^-^ him. 
^-^ Pedwo. ÚwÚ She >_< shaww >_< be UwU buwied xDD with ;;w;; hew UwU face ;;w;; upwawds. 
;;w;; Benye. ^w^ Yet is ^w^ this xDD nyo :3 chawm for >w< the x3 toothache. Old OwO signyiow, ^.^ wawk 
:33 aside xDD with >w< me. ^-^ I have x3 studied xDD eight >w< ow UwU nyinye uWu wise >_> wowds uWu to UwU speak 
uWu to ^.^ you, xDD which uWu these >_> hobby-howses must UwU nyot >w< heaw. 
^.^ [Exeunt Benedick ^-^ and >w< Weonyato.] 
^-^ Pedwo. :3 Fow >_> my >_< wife, uWu to x3 bweak xDD with xDD him uWu about >w< Beatwice! 
Claud. 'Tis uWu even >_< so. Hero ^-^ and ^w^ Mawgawet have :3 by ^w^ this x3 pwayed their 
x3 pawts xDD with UwU Beatwice, ^-^ and :33 then >w< the x3 two >_< beaws >w< wiww UwU nyot bite >w< onye 
uWu anyothew uWu when :33 they ÚwÚ meet. 

^-^ Entew :33 John >w< the x3 Bastawd. 

>_< John. ^w^ My lord ^-^ and ^-^ bwothew, >_> God >_< save ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ Pedwo. Good den, >_> bwothew. 
>_< John. UwU If ^-^ youw :3 weisuwe uWu sewv'd, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^.^ In x3 pwivate? 
>_< John. UwU If it UwU pwease ÚwÚ you. ^w^ Yet ^-^ Count xDD Cwaudio ^w^ may uWu heaw, for what ^-^ I 
:3 wouwd UwU speak :3 of concerns ^-^ him. 
^-^ Pedwo. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
>_< John. x3 [to :33 Cwaudio] >_< Means ^-^ youw OwO wowdship uWu to >_< be married ;;w;; tomowwow? 
^-^ Pedwo. You >_< knyow UwU he xDD does. 
>_< John. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot that, uWu when UwU he UwU knyows what ^-^ I know. 
Claud. UwU If >w< thewe >_< be :33 any :3 impediment, ^-^ I pray :33 you x3 discovew uWu it. 
>_< John. You ^w^ may xDD think ^-^ I :33 wove :33 you uWu nyot. Let ^w^ that ÚwÚ appeaw uWu heweaftew, ^-^ and 
^.^ aim xDD bettew :3 at :33 me :3 by ^w^ that ^-^ I now >w< wiww >w< manyifest. :3 Fow >_> my ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ I 
xDD think UwU he UwU howds :33 you ^w^ weww ^-^ and ^-^ in :3 deawnyess :3 of :33 heawt hath ^-^ howp uWu to 
ÚwÚ effect ^-^ youw ÚwÚ ensuing marriage--surely ^-^ suit ^w^ iww ;;w;; spent ^-^ and UwU wabouw 
^w^ iww :33 bestowed! 
^-^ Pedwo. :3 Why, what's >w< the x3 mattew? 
>_< John. ^-^ I came ÚwÚ hithew uWu to tell ^.^ you, UwU and, ÚwÚ ciwcumstances x3 showt'nyed (for 
she has OwO been x3 too long a-talking :3 of), >w< the lady is >_< diswoyaw. 
Claud. x3 Who? >w< Hewo? 
>_< John. uWu Even xDD she--Weonyato's :33 Hewo, ^-^ youw :33 Hewo, >_> evewy man's ÚwÚ Hewo. 
Claud. >w< Diswoyaw? 
>_< John. ^.^ The :3 wowd is x3 too ^w^ good uWu to UwU paint :33 out ;;w;; hew x3 wickednyess. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd say 
she were worse; xDD think :33 you :3 of a worse UwU titwe, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< fit ;;w;; hew uWu to 
uWu it. >_< Wondew UwU nyot :3 tiww further warrant. :3 Go but xDD with :33 me to-night, :33 you 
>_< shaww see ;;w;; hew x3 chambew ÚwÚ window >_< ent'wed, uWu even >w< the night :33 befowe ;;w;; hew 
>w< wedding ;;w;; day. UwU If :33 you :33 wove ;;w;; hew uWu then, uWu to-mowwow ^-^ wed x3 hew. xDD But it 
:3 wouwd xDD bettew >w< fit ^-^ youw >w< honyouw uWu to ^w^ change ^-^ youw :3 mind. 
Claud. :3 May ^w^ this >_< be so? 
^-^ Pedwo. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD think uWu it. 
>_< John. UwU If :33 you dare UwU nyot xDD twust ^w^ that :33 you see, x3 confess UwU nyot ^w^ that :33 you 
know. UwU If :33 you >w< wiww x3 fowwow me, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ show :33 you OwO enyough; ^-^ and uWu when :33 you 
have seen :33 mowe ^-^ and heard ^-^ mowe, uWu pwoceed >w< accowdingwy. 
Claud. UwU If ^-^ I see anything to-night why ^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot >w< mawwy ;;w;; hew 
x3 to-mowwow, ^-^ in >w< the :33 congwegation >w< whewe ^-^ I OwO shouwd ÚwÚ wed, >w< thewe >w< wiww ^-^ I 
OwO shame x3 hew. 
^-^ Pedwo. And, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> wooed for ÚwÚ thee uWu to ^-^ obtain >w< hew, ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 join xDD with 
ÚwÚ thee uWu to disgrace x3 hew. 
>_< John. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ dispawage ;;w;; hew xDD nyo xDD fawthew :3 tiww :33 you are >_> my witnesses. 
Bear it ÚwÚ cowdwy but :3 tiww ^-^ midnyight, ^-^ and let >w< the ^.^ issue ^w^ show ^-^ itsewf. 
^-^ Pedwo. O x3 day uWu untowawdwy >_< tuwnyed! 
Claud. O ÚwÚ mischief ;;w;; stwangewy ^-^ thwawting! 
>_< John. O ^w^ pwague >w< wight ^w^ weww uWu pwevented! 
So >w< wiww :33 you say uWu when :33 you have seen >w< the x3 Sequew. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
xDD A :33 stweet. 

^-^ Entew Dogberry ^-^ and ^.^ his x3 compawtnyew [Verges], xDD with >w< the ^w^ Watch. 

^-^ Dog. ;;w;; Awe :33 you ^w^ good ^-^ men ^-^ and >w< twue? 
OwO Vewg. x3 Yea, >w< ow else it were :33 pity but :33 they OwO shouwd :3 suffew >_> sawvation, 
body ^-^ and >w< souw. 
^-^ Dog. Nay, ^w^ that were a :33 punyishment x3 too ^w^ good for them >_> if :33 they OwO shouwd 
have :33 any x3 awwegiance ^-^ in them, being :33 chosen for >w< the Prince's x3 watch. 
OwO Vewg. xDD Weww, >w< give them their :3 chawge, ^w^ nyeighbouw Dogberry. 
^-^ Dog. ^-^ Fiwst, ;;w;; who xDD think :33 you >w< the :3 most ^.^ desawtwess man uWu to >_< be ^w^ constabwe? 
^w^ 1. ^w^ Watch. ^w^ Hugh UwU Oatcake, sir, >w< ow ^.^ Geowge ;;w;; Seacoaw; for :33 they ^w^ can xDD wwite 
^-^ and OwO wead. 
^-^ Dog. ^w^ Come hither, ^w^ nyeighbouw Seacoal. >_> God hath bless'd :33 you xDD with a 
^w^ good name. >_< To >_< be a ÚwÚ weww-favouwed man is >w< the :3 gift :3 of ^w^ fowtunye, but 
uWu to xDD wwite ^-^ and UwU wead ÚwÚ comes :3 by ^w^ nyatuwe. 
2. ^w^ Watch. ÚwÚ Both which, >w< Mastew ;;w;; Constabwe-- 
^-^ Dog. You >w< have. ^-^ I ^-^ knyew it :3 wouwd >_< be ^-^ youw answer. xDD Weww, for ^-^ youw 
favour, sir, OwO why, >w< give >_> God UwU thanks ^-^ and uWu make xDD nyo >_< boast :3 of x3 it; ^-^ and 
for ^-^ youw writing ^-^ and ^w^ weading, let ^w^ that ÚwÚ appeaw uWu when >w< thewe is xDD nyo 
need :3 of >_< such :33 vanyity. You are :3 thought ÚwÚ hewe uWu to >_< be >w< the :3 most 
:33 sensewess ^-^ and >w< fit man for >w< the :3 constabwe :3 of >w< the x3 watch. Therefore 
;;w;; beaw :33 you >w< the lanthorn. ^.^ This is ^-^ youw ^-^ chawge: :33 you >_< shaww comprehend 
;;w;; aww x3 vagwom men; :33 you are uWu to :33 bid :33 any man ^w^ stand, ^-^ in >w< the Prince's 
name. 
2. ^w^ Watch. UwU How >_> if x3 'a >w< wiww UwU nyot :33 stand? 
^-^ Dog. ^.^ Why uWu then, ^w^ take xDD nyo UwU nyote :3 of :3 him, but let xDD him go, ^-^ and uWu pwesentwy 
UwU caww >w< the :33 west :3 of >w< the :33 watch x3 togethew ^-^ and UwU thank >_> God :33 you are ^.^ wid :3 of 
a >w< knyave. 
OwO Vewg. UwU If UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< stand uWu when UwU he is bidden, UwU he is none :3 of >w< the 
Prince's xDD subjects. 
^-^ Dog. OwO Twue, ^-^ and :33 they are uWu to ^-^ meddwe xDD with none but >w< the Prince's 
xDD subjects. You >_< shaww >w< awso uWu make xDD nyo noise ^-^ in >w< the streets; for for 
>w< the :33 watch uWu to ;;w;; babbwe ^-^ and uWu to ^-^ tawk is :3 most uWu towewabwe, ^-^ and UwU nyot uWu to >_< be 
>_> enduwed. 
2. ^w^ Watch. OwO We >w< wiww :3 wathew OwO sweep than talk. OwO We >_< knyow what belongs uWu to 
a x3 watch. 
^-^ Dog. :3 Why, :33 you UwU speak OwO wike :3 an ancient ^-^ and :3 most x3 quiet watchman, for ^-^ I 
;;w;; cannyot see how sleeping OwO shouwd >w< offend. ^w^ Onwy have a OwO cawe ^w^ that ^-^ youw 
>w< biwws >_< be UwU nyot :33 stow'n. xDD Weww, :33 you are uWu to UwU caww :3 at ;;w;; aww >w< the alehouses 
^-^ and :33 bid those ^w^ that are ;;w;; dwunk x3 get them uWu to bed. 
2. ^w^ Watch. UwU How >_> if :33 they >w< wiww xDD nyot? 
^-^ Dog. ^.^ Why uWu then, let them OwO awonye :3 tiww :33 they are xDD sobew. UwU If :33 they uWu make :33 you 
UwU nyot :33 then >w< the xDD bettew answer, You ^w^ may say :33 they are UwU nyot >w< the ^-^ men :33 you 
took them >_< fow. 
2. ^w^ Watch. xDD Weww, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ Dog. UwU If :33 you meet a >_< thief, :33 you ^w^ may >_< suspect :3 him, :3 by virtue :3 of ^-^ youw 
;;w;; office, uWu to >_< be xDD nyo OwO twue >_< man; ^-^ and for >_< such uWu kind :3 of men, >w< the less :33 you 
^-^ meddwe >w< ow uWu make xDD with them, OwO why, >w< the :33 mowe ^-^ youw OwO honyesty. 
2. ^w^ Watch. UwU If ;;w;; we >_< knyow xDD him uWu to >_< be a >_< thief, >_< shaww ;;w;; we UwU nyot lay >w< hands on 
him? 
^-^ Dog. ^w^ Twuwy, :3 by ^-^ youw :33 office :33 you ^.^ may; but ^-^ I xDD think :33 they ^w^ that >_< touch 
^.^ pitch >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; defiw'd. ^.^ The :3 most >_> peaceabwe x3 way for ^.^ you, >_> if :33 you do 
^w^ take a >_< thief, is uWu to let xDD him ^w^ show himself what UwU he UwU is, ^-^ and >_> steaw 
:33 out :3 of ^-^ youw x3 company. 
OwO Vewg. You have OwO been uWu awways :3 cawwed a merciful ;;w;; man, ^-^ pawtnyew. 
^-^ Dog. ^w^ Twuwy, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ;;w;; hang a ^-^ dog :3 by >_> my will, ÚwÚ much :33 mowe a man ;;w;; who 
hath :33 any uWu honyesty ^-^ in ^-^ him. 
OwO Vewg. UwU If :33 you >_> heaw a UwU chiwd ^.^ cwy ^-^ in >w< the OwO nyight, :33 you must UwU caww uWu to >w< the 
nurse ^-^ and :33 bid ;;w;; hew OwO stiww uWu it. 
2. ^w^ Watch. UwU How >_> if >w< the nurse >_< be :3 asweep ^-^ and >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> heaw xDD us? 
^-^ Dog. ^.^ Why uWu then, ^.^ depawt ^-^ in peace ^-^ and let >w< the UwU chiwd wake ;;w;; hew xDD with 
OwO cwying; for >w< the ewe ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> heaw ;;w;; hew ^w^ wamb uWu when it ^-^ baes >w< wiww 
UwU nyevew answer a OwO cawf uWu when UwU he ^-^ bweats. 
OwO Vewg. 'Tis :3 vewy :3 twue. 
^-^ Dog. ^.^ This is >w< the UwU end :3 of >w< the ^-^ chawge: ^.^ you, x3 constabwe, are uWu to present 
>w< the Prince's ^-^ own ^w^ pewson. UwU If :33 you meet >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ in >w< the OwO nyight, 
:33 you ^w^ may x3 stay ^-^ him. 
OwO Vewg. Nay, by'r xDD wady, ^w^ that ^-^ I xDD think x3 'a :33 cannyot. 
^-^ Dog. x3 Five UwU shiwwings uWu to >w< onye ^.^ on't xDD with :33 any man ^w^ that UwU knyows >w< the 
uWu statutes, UwU he ^w^ may x3 stay uWu him! x3 Mawwy, UwU nyot :33 without >w< the xDD Pwince >_< be 
>_> wiwwing; for uWu indeed >w< the :33 watch OwO ought uWu to ^w^ offend xDD nyo ;;w;; man, ^-^ and it is 
:3 an uWu offence uWu to x3 stay a man ÚwÚ against ^.^ his :3 wiww. 
OwO Vewg. ;;w;; By'w xDD wady, ^-^ I xDD think it >_< be >_< so. 
^-^ Dog. ^w^ Ha, >w< ah, ha! xDD Weww, masters, ^w^ good night. ;;w;; An >w< thewe >_< be :33 any :3 mattew 
:3 of ^w^ weight ÚwÚ chances, UwU caww :3 up >w< me. uWu Keep ^-^ youw OwO fewwows' uWu counsews ^-^ and 
^-^ youw OwO own, ^-^ and ^w^ good night. uWu Come, ^-^ nyeighbouw. 
2. ^w^ Watch. xDD Weww, masters, ;;w;; we >_> heaw x3 ouw :33 chawge. Let uWu us ^w^ go ÚwÚ sit ÚwÚ hewe 
upon >w< the :3 chuwch >w< bench :3 tiww xDD two, ^-^ and :33 then ;;w;; aww uWu to bed. 
^-^ Dog. uWu Onye :3 wowd ^-^ mowe, uWu honyest neighbours. ^-^ I pray :33 you :33 watch uWu about 
:3 Signyiow >_> Weonyato's >w< doow; for >w< the >w< wedding being >w< thewe UwU tomowwow, 
>w< thewe is a >_> gweat coil xDD to-nyight. uWu Adieu. ;;w;; Be :3 vigitant, ^-^ I uWu beseech 
ÚwÚ you. Exeunt ;;w;; [Dogbewwy ^-^ and :33 Vewges]. 

^-^ Entew uWu Bowachio ^-^ and Conrade. 

>_> Bowa. ^w^ What, :33 Conwade! 
2. ^w^ Watch. ÚwÚ [aside] xDD Peace! >w< stiw not! 
>_> Bowa. Conrade, ^-^ I uWu say! 
Con. >_> Hewe, man. ^-^ I am :3 at thy :33 ewbow. 
>_> Bowa. :3 Mass, ^-^ and >_> my :3 ewbow ;;w;; itch'd! ^-^ I :3 thought >w< thewe :3 wouwd a UwU scab 
^w^ fowwow. 
Con. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ owe ÚwÚ thee :3 an answer for ^-^ that; ^-^ and now ;;w;; fowwawd xDD with thy 
:3 tawe. 
>_> Bowa. :33 Stand ÚwÚ thee ^-^ cwose :33 then ^.^ undew ^w^ this ^w^ penthouse, for it >_< dwizzwes 
OwO wain, ^-^ and ^-^ I will, OwO wike a OwO twue OwO dwunkawd, ;;w;; uttew ;;w;; aww uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
2. ^w^ Watch. ÚwÚ [aside] ^.^ Some ;;w;; tweason, masters. ^w^ Yet >_< stand close. 
>_> Bowa. Therefore >_< knyow ^-^ I have ^-^ eawnyed :3 of OwO Don :33 John a >_> thousand x3 ducats. 
Con. Is it possible ^w^ that :33 any villany OwO shouwd >_< be ;;w;; so uWu deaw? 
>_> Bowa. Thou shouldst :3 wathew ask >_> if it were possible :33 any villany 
OwO shouwd >_< be ;;w;; so ÚwÚ wich; for uWu when rich ;;w;; viwwains have need :3 of x3 poow ones, 
x3 poow ones ^w^ may uWu make what ^.^ pwice :33 they :3 wiww. 
Con. ^-^ I x3 wondew :3 at uWu it. 
>_> Bowa. :33 That :3 shows >w< thou UwU awt UwU unconfiwm'd. Thou knowest ^w^ that >w< the 
ÚwÚ fashion :3 of a :33 doubwet, >w< ow a xDD hat, >w< ow a x3 cwoak, is OwO nyothing uWu to a man. 
Con. ^w^ Yes, it is apparel. 
>_> Bowa. ^-^ I UwU mean >w< the uWu fashion. 
Con. ^w^ Yes, >w< the ÚwÚ fashion is >w< the uWu fashion. 
>_> Bowa. ^w^ Tush! ^-^ I ^w^ may ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww say >w< the ^-^ foow's >w< the OwO foow. xDD But ^.^ seest >w< thou 
UwU nyot what a >_< defowmed xDD thief ^w^ this ÚwÚ fashion ;;w;; is? 
2. ^w^ Watch. ÚwÚ [aside] ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ that :33 Defowmed. >w< 'A xDD bas OwO been a :3 viwe xDD thief 
^w^ this seven year; x3 'a :3 goes :3 up ^-^ and OwO down OwO wike a xDD gentweman. ^-^ I remember 
^.^ his name. 
>_> Bowa. ;;w;; Didst >w< thou UwU nyot >_> heaw somebody? 
Con. >w< Nyo; x3 'twas >w< the xDD vanye on >w< the ^w^ house. 
>_> Bowa. UwU Seest >w< thou not, ^-^ I say, what a >_< defowmed xDD thief ^w^ this ÚwÚ fashion ;;w;; is? 
how >w< giddiwy x3 'a :3 tuwns uWu about ;;w;; aww >w< the hot-bloods between UwU fouwteen 
^-^ and OwO five-and-thiwty? uWu sometimes ^-^ fashionying them OwO wike >w< Phawaoh's 
:33 sowdiews ^-^ in >w< the OwO weechy >_< painting, x3 sometime OwO wike x3 god ÚwÚ Bew's ;;w;; pwiests 
^-^ in >w< the old :3 chuwch ;;w;; window, x3 sometime OwO wike >w< the UwU shaven ^w^ Hewcuwes ^-^ in 
>w< the smirch'd xDD wowm-eaten >w< tapestwy, >w< whewe ^.^ his uWu codpiece ^-^ seems ÚwÚ as 
uWu massy ÚwÚ as ^.^ his club? 
Con. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ this ^-^ I ÚwÚ see; ^-^ and ^-^ I see ^w^ that >w< the ÚwÚ fashion wears :33 out :33 mowe 
:3 appawew than >w< the man. xDD But UwU awt UwU nyot >w< thou thyself UwU giddy xDD with >w< the 
ÚwÚ fashion OwO too, ^w^ that >w< thou UwU hast ^.^ shifted :33 out :3 of thy x3 tawe uWu into telling 
:33 me :3 of >w< the UwU fashion? 
>_> Bowa. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so neither. xDD But >_< knyow ^w^ that ^-^ I have to-night >_> wooed xDD Mawgawet, 
>w< the :33 Wady >w< Hewo's gentlewoman, :3 by >w< the name :3 of ÚwÚ Hewo. ÚwÚ She x3 weans :33 me 
:33 out :3 at ;;w;; hew uWu mistwess' x3 chambew ;;w;; window, ^.^ bids :33 me a >_> thousand xDD times 
^w^ good night--I tell ^w^ this x3 tawe ^-^ viwewy; ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_> fiwst tell ÚwÚ thee how 
>w< the Prince, xDD Cwaudio ^-^ and >_> my uWu mastew, OwO pwanted ^-^ and UwU pwaced ^-^ and 
^w^ possessed :3 by >_> my ^w^ mastew OwO Don uWu John, OwO saw ;;w;; afaw off ^-^ in >w< the :33 owchawd ^w^ this 
amiable uWu encountew. 
Con. And :3 thought :33 they ^w^ Mawgawet >_> was >w< Hewo? 
>_> Bowa. >_< Two :3 of them did, >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and xDD Cwaudio; but >w< the devil >_> my 
^w^ mastew ^-^ knyew she >_> was xDD Mawgawet; ^-^ and partly :3 by ^.^ his oaths, xDD which 
>_> fiwst :33 possess'd them, partly :3 by >w< the ^-^ dawk OwO nyight, xDD which >w< did ÚwÚ deceive 
them, but chiefly :3 by >_> my villany, xDD which >w< did ^w^ confiwm :33 any ;;w;; swandew 
^w^ that OwO Don :33 John ^w^ had x3 made, xDD away UwU went xDD Cwaudio enrag'd; ^.^ swowe UwU he :3 wouwd 
meet >w< hew, ÚwÚ as UwU he >_> was appointed, UwU nyext ^.^ mownying :3 at >w< the ^w^ tempwe, ^-^ and 
there, :33 befowe >w< the uWu whowe uWu congwegation, OwO shame ;;w;; hew xDD with what UwU he OwO saw 
o'ernight ^-^ and ^.^ send ;;w;; hew home ;;w;; again :33 without a xDD husband. 
2. ^w^ Watch. OwO We charge :33 you ^-^ in >w< the Prince's name OwO stand! 
^w^ 1. ^w^ Watch. x3 Caww :3 up >w< the >w< wight >w< Mastew Constable. OwO We have ÚwÚ hewe 
xDD wecovew'd >w< the :3 most ^w^ dangewous piece :3 of >_< wechewy ^w^ that ^-^ evew >_> was known 
^-^ in >w< the :33 commonweawth. 
2. ^w^ Watch. And >w< onye ÚwÚ Defowmed is >w< onye :3 of uWu them. ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him; x3 'a wears a 
^.^ wock. 
Con. >_> Mastews, masters-- 
^w^ 1. ^w^ Watch. >_< You'ww >_< be uWu made >_< bwing ÚwÚ Defowmed forth, ^-^ I warrant ÚwÚ you. 
Con. Masters-- 
2. ^w^ Watch. ^.^ Nyevew :3 speak, ;;w;; we charge ÚwÚ you. Let uWu us xDD obey :33 you uWu to ^w^ go xDD with 
:33 us. 
>_> Bowa. OwO We are OwO wike uWu to >_< pwove a goodly x3 commodity, being ^.^ taken :3 up :3 of 
uWu these men's uWu biwws. 
Con. xDD A uWu commodity ^-^ in question, ^-^ I warrant ÚwÚ you. uWu Come, x3 we'ww xDD obey ÚwÚ you. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ;;w;; IV. 
xDD A ^w^ Woom ^-^ in >_> Weonyato's ^w^ house. 

^-^ Entew :33 Hewo, ^-^ and ^w^ Mawgawet ^-^ and Ursula. 

ÚwÚ Hewo. Good :3 Uwsuwa, wake >_> my ;;w;; cousin Beatrice ^-^ and desire ;;w;; hew uWu to rise. 
x3 Uws. ^-^ I will, OwO wady. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. And :33 bid ;;w;; hew come x3 hithew. 
x3 Uws. Well. xDD [Exit.] 
:33 Mawg. ^-^ Twoth, ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ youw x3 othew rebato were better. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. x3 Nyo, pray ^-^ thee, ^w^ good Meg, >_< I'ww >_< weaw this. 
:33 Mawg. By >_> my :33 twoth, x3 's UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^.^ good, ^-^ and ^-^ I warrant ^-^ youw ;;w;; cousin >w< wiww 
say >_< so. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. ^w^ My :33 cousin's a >w< foow, ^-^ and >w< thou UwU awt x3 anyothew. >_< I'ww >_< weaw none but 
this. 
:33 Mawg. ^-^ I OwO wike >w< the xDD nyew tire >_> within excellently, >_> if >w< the >w< haiw were a 
:3 thought browner; ^-^ and ^-^ youw gown's a :3 most ÚwÚ wawe >w< fashion, ^.^ i' faith. 
^-^ I OwO saw >w< the >w< Duchess :3 of x3 Miwan's ÚwÚ gown ^w^ that :33 they praise >_< so. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. OwO O, ^w^ that >_< exceeds, :33 they ÚwÚ say. 
:33 Mawg. By >_> my :33 twoth, x3 's but a nightgown ^-^ in ^w^ wespect :3 of yours-- 
cloth-o'-gold ^-^ and xDD cuts, ^-^ and lac'd xDD with >w< siwvew, ^w^ set xDD with ^w^ peawws 
OwO down ^.^ sweeves, >_< side-sweeves, ^-^ and UwU skiwts, :3 wound :3 undewbownye xDD with 
a blush tinsel. xDD But for a OwO finye, quaint, ;;w;; gwacefuw, ^-^ and >_< excewwent 
>w< fashion, ;;w;; youws is worth >_< ten on't. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. >_> God >w< give :33 me ;;w;; joy uWu to >_< weaw x3 it! for >_> my :33 heawt is :3 exceeding ÚwÚ heavy. 
:33 Mawg. >_> 'Twiww >_< be >_< heaview UwU soon :3 by >w< the ^w^ weight :3 of a man. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. Fie upon ^-^ thee! UwU awt UwU nyot x3 ashamed? 
:33 Mawg. Of x3 what, uWu wady? :3 of ^w^ speaking ^.^ honyouwabwy? Is UwU nyot ^-^ mawwiage 
>w< honyouwabwe ^-^ in a beggar? Is UwU nyot ^-^ youw lord >w< honyouwabwe :33 without 
;;w;; mawwiage? ^-^ I xDD think :33 you :3 wouwd have :33 me say, x3 'saving ^-^ youw >_< wevewence, 
a husband.' ;;w;; An ÚwÚ bad ^.^ thinking do UwU nyot >_> wwest OwO twue xDD speaking, >_< I'ww 
^w^ offend nobody. Is >w< thewe :33 any ^-^ hawm ^-^ in x3 'the >_< heaview for a husband'? 
uWu Nyonye, ^-^ I think, :3 an it >_< be >w< the >w< wight :3 husband ^-^ and >w< the >w< wight ÚwÚ wife. 
xDD Othewwise ÚwÚ 'tis :3 wight, ^-^ and UwU nyot ÚwÚ heavy. Ask >_> my :33 Wady Beatrice ;;w;; ewse. 
uWu Hewe she :33 comes. 

^-^ Entew Beatrice. 

ÚwÚ Hewo. Good UwU mowwow, >_> coz. 
>w< Beat. Good UwU mowwow, sweet ÚwÚ Hewo. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. :3 Why, how OwO nyow? :3 Do :33 you UwU speak ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ sick >_> tunye? 
>w< Beat. ^-^ I am :33 out :3 of ;;w;; aww x3 othew tune, :33 methinks. 
:33 Mawg. Clap's uWu into xDD 'Wight uWu o' xDD wove.' :33 That :3 goes :33 without a burden. :3 Do 
:33 you ^.^ sing ^w^ it, ^-^ and >_< I'ww ^w^ dance uWu it. 
>w< Beat. x3 Yea, xDD 'Wight uWu o' ÚwÚ wove' xDD with ^-^ youw >_> heews! uWu then, >_> if ^-^ youw :3 husband 
have :3 stabwes ^w^ enyough, ^.^ you'ww see UwU he >_< shaww x3 wack xDD nyo barnes. 
:33 Mawg. O :3 iwwegitimate ^w^ constwuction! ^-^ I OwO scown ^w^ that xDD with >_> my heels. 
>w< Beat. 'Tis almost ÚwÚ five >_< o'cwock, OwO cousin; ÚwÚ 'tis :3 time :33 you were OwO weady. 
By >_> my :33 twoth, ^-^ I am :3 exceeding ill. :3 Hey-ho! 
:33 Mawg. :3 Fow a hawk, a ^.^ howse, >w< ow a :3 husband? 
>w< Beat. :3 Fow >w< the letter ^w^ that begins them >w< aww, H. 
:33 Mawg. xDD Weww, :3 an :33 you >_< be UwU nyot OwO tuwn'd >_> Tuwk, >_< thewe's xDD nyo :33 mowe ^w^ saiwing :3 by 
>w< the >w< staw. 
>w< Beat. :3 What ÚwÚ means >w< the >w< foow, trow? 
:33 Mawg. Nothing I; but >_> God ^.^ send >_> evewy >w< onye their xDD heawt's :3 desiwe! 
ÚwÚ Hewo. These x3 gwoves >w< the ^-^ Count >_> sent me, :33 they are :3 an >_< excewwent 
x3 pewfume. 
>w< Beat. ^-^ I am x3 stuff'd, OwO cousin; ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ smeww. 
:33 Mawg. xDD A >_> maid, ^-^ and ÚwÚ stuff'd! Thewe's goodly :33 catching :3 of >_< cowd. 
>w< Beat. OwO O, >_> God :33 hewp me! >_> God :33 hewp me! UwU How long have :33 you profess'd 
^w^ appwehension? 
:33 Mawg. x3 Evew >_> since :33 you UwU weft uWu it. ^.^ Doth UwU nyot >_> my UwU wit ^-^ become :33 me :33 wawewy? 
>w< Beat. >_> It is UwU nyot seen xDD enyough. You OwO shouwd >_< weaw it ^-^ in ^-^ youw ÚwÚ cap. By >_> my 
:33 twoth, ^-^ I am ;;w;; sick. 
:33 Mawg. Get :33 you ÚwÚ some :3 of ^w^ this x3 distiww'd carduus >_< benyedictus ^-^ and lay it 
uWu to ^-^ youw >w< heawt. >_> It is >w< the :3 onwy >_> thing for a ÚwÚ quawm. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. ;;w;; Thewe >w< thou prick'st ;;w;; hew xDD with a uWu thistwe. 
>w< Beat. ÚwÚ Benyedictus? why benedictus? You have ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ mowaw ^-^ in ^w^ this 
ÚwÚ 'benyedictus.' 
:33 Mawg. >w< Mowaw? x3 Nyo, :3 by >_> my :33 twoth, ^-^ I have xDD nyo ÚwÚ mowaw meaning; ^-^ I OwO meant 
UwU pwain UwU howy uWu thistwe. You ^w^ may xDD think >_< pewchance ^w^ that ^-^ I xDD think :33 you are 
^-^ in :3 wove. Nay, by'r xDD wady, ^-^ I am UwU nyot >_< such a UwU foow uWu to xDD think what ^-^ I 
^-^ wist; >_< nyow ^-^ I ^w^ wist UwU nyot uWu to xDD think what ^-^ I x3 can; >_< nyow uWu indeed ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot 
think, >_> if ^-^ I :3 wouwd xDD think >_> my :33 heawt :33 out :3 of UwU thinking, ^w^ that :33 you are ^-^ in 
love, >w< ow ^w^ that :33 you >w< wiww >_< be ^-^ in love, >w< ow ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ can >_< be ^-^ in :3 wove. 
^w^ Yet Benedick >_> was >_< such another, ^-^ and now is UwU he ^-^ become a man. He 
^.^ swowe UwU he :3 wouwd UwU nyevew marry; ^-^ and yet now ^-^ in :33 despite :3 of ^.^ his :33 heawt 
UwU he >_< eats ^.^ his ^.^ meat :33 without grudging; ^-^ and how :33 you ^w^ may >_< be >_< convewted ^-^ I 
>_< knyow not, but :33 methinks :33 you >w< wook xDD with ^-^ youw ^.^ eyes ÚwÚ as x3 othew :33 women do. 
>w< Beat. :3 What pace is ^w^ this ^w^ that thy tongue >_> keeps? 
:33 Mawg. uWu Nyot a x3 fawse ^-^ gawwop. 

^-^ Entew Ursula. 

x3 Uws. ^-^ Madam, xDD withdwaw. ^.^ The Prince, >w< the x3 Count, :3 Signyiow ^-^ Benyedick, OwO Don 
uWu John, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the OwO gawwants :3 of >w< the UwU town are come uWu to fetch :33 you uWu to 
:33 chuwch. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. Help uWu to dress me, ^w^ good coz, ^w^ good Meg, ^w^ good Ursula. 
>_< [Exeunt.] 




Scenye V. 
^.^ The xDD haww ^-^ in >_> Weonyato's ^w^ house. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ Weonyato ^-^ and >w< the uWu Constabwe [Dogberry] ^-^ and >w< the Headborough x3 [vewges]. 

xDD Weon. :3 What :3 wouwd :33 you xDD with me, uWu honyest xDD nyeighbouw? 
^-^ Dog. x3 Mawwy, sir, ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ÚwÚ some uWu confidence xDD with :33 you ^w^ that :3 decewns 
:33 you xDD nyeawwy. 
xDD Weon. UwU Bwief, ^-^ I pray you; for :33 you see it is a >w< busy :3 time xDD with >w< me. 
^-^ Dog. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ this it UwU is, ^-^ siw. 
OwO Vewg. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ in >_> twuth it UwU is, ^-^ siw. 
xDD Weon. :3 What is ^w^ it, >_> my ^w^ good friends? 
^-^ Dog. OwO Goodman Verges, sir, ;;w;; speaks a ^-^ wittwe off >w< the matter--an old 
;;w;; man, sir, ^-^ and ^.^ his wits are UwU nyot ;;w;; so UwU bwunt >_> as, >_> God UwU hewp, ^-^ I :3 wouwd 
desire :33 they ^.^ wewe; OwO but, ^-^ in faith, uWu honyest ÚwÚ as >w< the ^-^ skin between ^.^ his 
>_> bwows. 
OwO Vewg. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ I UwU thank >_> God ^-^ I am ÚwÚ as uWu honyest ÚwÚ as :33 any man >_< wiving ^w^ that is :3 an 
old man ^-^ and xDD nyo OwO honyestew than xDD I. 
^-^ Dog. Comparisons are uWu odowous. ÚwÚ Pawabwas, ^w^ nyeighbouw ÚwÚ Vewges. 
xDD Weon. :3 Nyeighbouws, :33 you are xDD tedious. 
^-^ Dog. >_> It pleases ^-^ youw worship uWu to say ;;w;; so, but ;;w;; we are >w< the x3 poow Duke's 
>w< officews; but ^-^ twuwy, for mine ^-^ own >_< pawt, >_> if ^-^ I were ÚwÚ as x3 tedious ÚwÚ as a 
uWu king, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd find ^-^ in >_> my :33 heawt uWu to >_< bestow it ;;w;; aww :3 of ^-^ youw uWu wowship. 
xDD Weon. ;;w;; Aww thy UwU tediousnyess on me, ah? 
^-^ Dog. x3 Yea, ^-^ in x3 'twewe a >_> thousand ^-^ pound :33 mowe than OwO 'tis; for ^-^ I >_> heaw ÚwÚ as 
^w^ good :3 excwamation on ^-^ youw worship ÚwÚ as :3 of :33 any man ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ city; ^-^ and 
though ^-^ I >_< be but a x3 poow ;;w;; man, ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad uWu to >_> heaw uWu it. 
OwO Vewg. And ;;w;; so am xDD I. 
xDD Weon. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 fain >_< knyow what :33 you have uWu to ÚwÚ say. 
OwO Vewg. x3 Mawwy, sir, x3 ouw :33 watch to-night, ^.^ excepting ^-^ youw :3 wowship's 
ÚwÚ pwesence, ha' xDD ta'en a ^-^ coupwe :3 of ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ awwant xDD knyaves ÚwÚ as :33 any ^-^ in 
^w^ Messinya. 
^-^ Dog. xDD A ^w^ good old ;;w;; man, sir; UwU he >w< wiww >_< be talking. :33 As :33 they say, >_> 'When 
>w< the age is :33 in, >w< the UwU wit is UwU out.' >_> God :33 hewp >_> us! it is a UwU wowwd uWu to 
x3 see! ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, ^.^ i' faith, ^w^ nyeighbouw ÚwÚ Vewges. xDD Weww, God's a ^w^ good 
man. ;;w;; An x3 two ^-^ men :33 wide :3 of a ^.^ howse, >w< onye must :33 wide x3 behind. ;;w;; An uWu honyest 
^w^ souw, ^.^ i' faith, sir, :3 by >_> my ;;w;; twoth UwU he UwU is, ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew ^.^ bwoke bread; but 
>_> God is uWu to >_< be >_< wowshipp'd; ;;w;; aww ^-^ men are UwU nyot xDD awike, alas, ^w^ good 
neighbour! 
xDD Weon. Indeed, ^-^ nyeighbouw, UwU he ÚwÚ comes x3 too x3 showt :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ Dog. Gifts ^w^ that >_> God :3 gives. 
xDD Weon. ^-^ I must uWu weave ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ Dog. uWu Onye word, ^-^ siw. >_< Ouw ^w^ watch, sir, have uWu indeed x3 compwehended x3 two 
uWu aspicious x3 pewsons, ^-^ and ;;w;; we :3 wouwd have them ^w^ this ^.^ mownying x3 examinyed 
:33 befowe ^-^ youw uWu wowship. 
xDD Weon. Take their uWu examinyation :33 youwsewf ^-^ and >_< bwing it >w< me. ^-^ I am now ^-^ in 
>_> gweat ^w^ haste, ÚwÚ as it ^w^ may ÚwÚ appeaw >_< unto ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ Dog. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be >_< suffigance. 
xDD Weon. ^.^ Dwink ÚwÚ some ^.^ winye ^-^ ewe :33 you ^w^ go. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. 

xDD [Entew a :3 Messengew.] 

Mess. ^w^ My lord, :33 they x3 stay for :33 you uWu to >w< give ^-^ youw uWu daughtew uWu to ;;w;; hew 
xDD husband. 
xDD Weon. >_< I'ww :3 wait upon uWu them. ^-^ I am OwO weady. 
^.^ [Exeunt ^w^ Weonyato ^-^ and :3 Messengew.] 
^-^ Dog. ^.^ Go, ^w^ good ;;w;; pawtnyew, ^w^ go x3 get :33 you uWu to :33 Fwancis ;;w;; Seacoaw; :33 bid xDD him >_< bwing 
^.^ his pen ^-^ and ÚwÚ inkhown uWu to >w< the ^w^ jaiw. OwO We are now uWu to uWu examinyation uWu these 
UwU men. 
OwO Vewg. And ;;w;; we must do it wisely. 
^-^ Dog. OwO We >w< wiww spare for xDD nyo ;;w;; wit, ^-^ I warrant ÚwÚ you. Here's ^w^ that >_< shaww 
:33 dwive ÚwÚ some :3 of them uWu to a ;;w;; nyon-come. ^w^ Onwy x3 get >w< the >_> weawnyed ^-^ wwitew uWu to 
^w^ set OwO down x3 ouw ^-^ excommunyication, ^-^ and meet :33 me :3 at >w< the ^w^ jaiw. 
>_< [Exeunt.] 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. Scenye xDD I. 
xDD A :33 chuwch. 

^-^ Entew OwO Don uWu Pedwo, x3 [John ÚwÚ the] UwU Bastawd, ÚwÚ Weonyato, xDD Fwiaw ;;w;; [Fwancis], xDD Cwaudio, 
^-^ Benyedick, :33 Hewo, UwU Beatwice, ^-^ [and ÚwÚ Attendants]. 

xDD Weon. uWu Come, xDD Fwiaw Francis, >_< be x3 bwief. ^w^ Onwy uWu to >w< the UwU pwain OwO fowm :3 of 
marriage, ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww ^-^ wecount their >_< pawticuwaw >_< duties 
uWu aftewwawds. 
^w^ Fwiaw. You come hither, >_> my lord, uWu to >w< mawwy ^w^ this uWu wady? 
Claud. >w< Nyo. 
xDD Weon. >_< To >_< be married uWu to x3 hew. ÚwÚ Fwiaw, :33 you come uWu to >w< mawwy x3 hew. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Lady, :33 you come ÚwÚ hithew uWu to >_< be married uWu to ^w^ this >_< count? 
ÚwÚ Hewo. ^-^ I do. 
^w^ Fwiaw. UwU If OwO eithew :3 of :33 you >_< knyow :33 any inward ^-^ impediment why :33 you OwO shouwd 
UwU nyot >_< be OwO conjoinyed, ^-^ I charge :33 you on ^-^ youw >_< souws uWu to ;;w;; uttew uWu it. 
Claud. x3 Knyow :33 you ;;w;; any, >w< Hewo? 
ÚwÚ Hewo. uWu Nyonye, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^w^ Fwiaw. x3 Knyow :33 you ;;w;; any, Count? 
xDD Weon. ^-^ I dare uWu make ^.^ his ÚwÚ answew--nyonye. 
Claud. OwO O, what ^-^ men dare :3 do! what ^-^ men ^w^ may :3 do! what ^-^ men daily ÚwÚ do, UwU nyot 
OwO knyowing what :33 they :3 do! 
;;w;; Benye. UwU How OwO nyow? OwO intewjections? ^.^ Why uWu then, ÚwÚ some >_< be :3 of laughing, >_> as, 
>w< ah, ^-^ ha, xDD he! 
Claud. :33 Stand ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; by, UwU fwiaw. Father, :3 by ^-^ youw :3 weave: 
Will :33 you xDD with >w< fwee ^-^ and UwU unconstwainyed ^w^ souw 
^w^ Give :33 me ^w^ this ÚwÚ maid ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew? 
xDD Weon. :33 As freely, son, ÚwÚ as >_> God >w< did >w< give ;;w;; hew >w< me. 
Claud. And what have ^-^ I uWu to >w< give :33 you >_< back :3 whose worth 
:3 May UwU countewpoise ^w^ this rich ^-^ and ;;w;; pwecious gift? 
^-^ Pedwo. >w< Nyothing, UwU unwess :33 you x3 wendew ;;w;; hew again. 
Claud. ^-^ Sweet Prince, :33 you learn :33 me ^-^ nyobwe thankfulness. 
There, ÚwÚ Weonyato, ^w^ take ;;w;; hew >_< back again. 
^w^ Give UwU nyot ^w^ this >w< wotten orange uWu to ^-^ youw OwO fwiend. 
>_< She's but >w< the uWu sign ^-^ and :33 sembwance :3 of ;;w;; hew honour. 
ÚwÚ Behowd how OwO wike a ÚwÚ maid she >_< bwushes ^w^ hewe! 
OwO O, what ^w^ authowity ^-^ and ^w^ show :3 of >_> twuth 
>_> Can cunning x3 sin cover ^w^ itsewf x3 withaw! 
^w^ Comes UwU nyot ^w^ that UwU bwood ÚwÚ as modest ^-^ evidence 
>_< To x3 witnyess ÚwÚ simpwe virtue, >w< Wouwd :33 you UwU nyot OwO sweaw, 
;;w;; Aww :33 you ^w^ that see >w< hew, ^w^ that she were a ÚwÚ maid 
By uWu these UwU extewiow ;;w;; shows? xDD But she is xDD nyonye: 
ÚwÚ She UwU knyows >w< the ÚwÚ heat :3 of a ^-^ wuxuwious bed; 
ÚwÚ Hew blush is xDD guiwtinyess, UwU nyot ^.^ modesty. 
xDD Weon. :3 What do :33 you ;;w;; mean, >_> my >_> wowd? 
Claud. uWu Nyot uWu to >_< be married, 
uWu Nyot uWu to :33 knyit >_> my ^w^ souw uWu to :3 an UwU appwoved >_< wanton. 
xDD Weon. ^-^ Deaw >_> my lord, >_> if ^.^ you, ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ own OwO pwoof, 
>_< Have vanquish'd >w< the ^.^ wesistance :3 of ;;w;; hew ^w^ youth 
And uWu made ;;w;; defeat :3 of ;;w;; hew UwU viwginyity-- 
Claud. ^-^ I >_< knyow what :33 you :3 wouwd ÚwÚ say. UwU If ^-^ I have known >w< hew, 
You >w< wiww say she >w< did embrace :33 me ÚwÚ as a :3 husband, 
And ;;w;; so >w< extenyuate >w< the :3 fowehand >w< sin. 
x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ Weonyato, 
^-^ I UwU nyevew xDD tempted ;;w;; hew xDD with :3 wowd x3 too OwO wawge, 
>w< But, ÚwÚ as a brother uWu to ^.^ his ^w^ sistew, UwU show'd 
;;w;; Bashfuw OwO sincewity ^-^ and :33 comewy :3 wove. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. And OwO seem'd ^-^ I ^-^ evew otherwise uWu to :33 you? 
Claud. >_> Out on >w< the :33 seeming! ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD wwite ÚwÚ against uWu it. 
You seem uWu to :33 me ÚwÚ as >w< Dian ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >w< owb, 
:33 As >_> chaste ÚwÚ as is >w< the x3 bud ^-^ ewe it >_< be :3 bwown; 
xDD But :33 you are :33 mowe x3 intempewate ^-^ in ^-^ youw UwU bwood 
uWu Than Venus, >w< ow those pamp'red uWu anyimaws 
:33 That xDD wage ^-^ in UwU savage sensuality. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. Is >_> my lord ^w^ weww ^w^ that UwU he x3 doth UwU speak ;;w;; so uWu wide? 
xDD Weon. ^-^ Sweet Prince, why UwU speak UwU nyot :33 you? 
^-^ Pedwo. :3 What OwO shouwd ^-^ I ^.^ speak? 
^-^ I >_< stand >w< dishonyouw'd ^w^ that have ^w^ gonye uWu about 
>_< To link >_> my dear uWu fwiend uWu to a UwU common >_> stawe. 
xDD Weon. ;;w;; Awe uWu these things :33 spoken, >w< ow do ^-^ I but x3 dweam? 
>_< John. x3 Siw, :33 they are :33 spoken, ^-^ and uWu these things are :3 twue. 
;;w;; Benye. ^.^ This OwO wooks UwU nyot OwO wike a >_< nyuptiaw. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. ÚwÚ 'Twue!' O x3 God! 
Claud. ÚwÚ Weonyato, >_< stand ^-^ I :33 hewe? 
Is ^w^ this >w< the Prince, Is ^w^ this >w< the Prince's brother? 
Is ^w^ this UwU face Hero's? ;;w;; Awe x3 ouw ^.^ eyes x3 ouw ;;w;; own? 
xDD Weon. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ this is uWu so; but what :3 of ^w^ this, >_> my >_> wowd? 
Claud. Let :33 me but ^.^ move >w< onye >w< question uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew, 
And :3 by ^w^ that ^w^ fathewwy ^-^ and xDD kindwy ÚwÚ powew 
:33 That :33 you have ^-^ in >w< hew, :33 bid ;;w;; hew answer truly. 
xDD Weon. ^-^ I charge ÚwÚ thee do ;;w;; so, ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU awt >_> my :33 chiwd. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. OwO O, >_> God defend me! UwU How am ^-^ I ^-^ beset! 
:3 What uWu kind :3 of :3 catechising UwU caww :33 you xDD this? 
Claud. >_< To uWu make :33 you answer >_< twuwy uWu to ^-^ youw name. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. Is it UwU nyot >w< Hewo? >_< Who ^w^ can ^.^ bwot ^w^ that name 
With :33 any UwU just ÚwÚ wepwoach? 
Claud. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ that ^w^ can >_> Hewo! 
Hero ^w^ itsewf ^w^ can ^.^ bwot :33 out >w< Hewo's :33 viwtue. 
:3 What man >_> was UwU he ^w^ tawk'd xDD with :33 you ÚwÚ yestewnyight, 
>_> Out :3 at ^-^ youw ÚwÚ window ÚwÚ betwixt xDD twewve ^-^ and :3 onye? 
xDD Nyow, >_> if :33 you are a >_> maid, answer uWu to this. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. ^-^ I ^w^ tawk'd xDD with xDD nyo man :3 at ^w^ that hour, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ Pedwo. :3 Why, :33 then are :33 you xDD nyo ^-^ maiden. ÚwÚ Weonyato, 
^-^ I am >w< sowwy :33 you must >w< heaw. ÚwÚ Upon >_> my ;;w;; honyouw, 
^w^ Mysewf, >_> my ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ and ^w^ this :33 gwieved ^-^ Count 
ÚwÚ Did see >w< hew, >_> heaw >w< hew, :3 at ^w^ that hour last night 
^w^ Tawk xDD with a :33 wuffian :3 at ;;w;; hew x3 chambew ;;w;; window, 
>_< Who hath UwU indeed, :3 most OwO wike a liberal villain, 
x3 Confess'd >w< the :3 viwe encounters :33 they have ^w^ had 
xDD A >_> thousand xDD times ^-^ in uWu secwet. 
>_< John. >w< Fie, :33 fie! :33 they are UwU nyot uWu to >_< be nam'd, >_> my ^.^ wowd-- 
uWu Nyot uWu to >_< be ^-^ spoke OwO of; 
;;w;; Thewe is UwU nyot ^-^ chastity, :33 enyough ^-^ in >_< wanguage 
>_< Without uWu offence uWu to ;;w;; uttew uWu them. >_> Thus, ;;w;; pwetty xDD wady, 
^-^ I am >w< sowwy for thy ÚwÚ much UwU misgovewnment. 
Claud. O >_> Hewo! what a Hero ^.^ hadst >w< thou OwO been 
UwU If :3 hawf thy UwU outwawd :3 gwaces ^w^ had OwO been ^-^ pwac'd 
About thy ;;w;; thoughts ^-^ and uWu counsews :3 of thy >_< heawt! 
xDD But fare ÚwÚ thee UwU weww, :3 most foul, :3 most x3 faiw! Farewell, 
Thou >_> puwe impiety ^-^ and :33 impious purity! 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ thee >_< I'ww ^-^ wock :3 up ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ gates :3 of love, 
And on >_> my >w< eyewids >_< shaww x3 conjectuwe >_> hang, 
>_< To ^w^ tuwn ;;w;; aww beauty uWu into ;;w;; thoughts :3 of >_< hawm, 
And UwU nyevew >_< shaww it :33 mowe >_< be >_> gwacious. 
xDD Weon. uWu Hath xDD nyo man's xDD daggew ÚwÚ hewe a point for ÚwÚ me? 
:3 [Hewo x3 swoons.] 
>w< Beat. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, ^-^ cousin? ^.^ Whewefowe ^.^ sink :33 you xDD down? 
>_< John. ^w^ Come let uWu us ^w^ go. These ^.^ things, come UwU thus uWu to :3 wight, 
Smother ;;w;; hew >_> spiwits ;;w;; up. 
^.^ [Exeunt OwO Don uWu Pedwo, OwO Don ^-^ Juan, ^-^ and ;;w;; Cwaudio.] 
;;w;; Benye. UwU How x3 doth >w< the uWu wady? 
>w< Beat. x3 Dead, ^-^ I think. x3 Hewp, uncwe! 
>_> Hewo! OwO why, >_> Hewo! ;;w;; Uncwe! :3 Signyiow >w< Benyedick! x3 Fwiaw! 
xDD Weon. O uWu Fate, ^w^ take UwU nyot xDD away thy >_< heavy hand! 
uWu Death is >w< the ^-^ faiwest cover for ;;w;; hew OwO shame 
:33 That ^w^ may >_< be wish'd >_< fow. 
>w< Beat. UwU How uWu nyow, ;;w;; cousin >w< Hewo? 
^w^ Fwiaw. >_< Have uWu comfowt, OwO wady. 
xDD Weon. OwO Dost >w< thou >w< wook >_> up? 
^w^ Fwiaw. x3 Yea, wherefore OwO shouwd she xDD nyot? 
xDD Weon. ;;w;; Whewefowe? :3 Why, x3 doth UwU nyot >_> evewy ^-^ eawthwy >_> thing 
OwO Cwy OwO shame upon :33 hew? x3 Couwd she ÚwÚ hewe uWu deny 
^.^ The ^w^ stowy ^w^ that is x3 pwinted ^-^ in ;;w;; hew :3 bwood? 
:3 Do UwU nyot >_< wive, ^.^ Hewo; do UwU nyot OwO ope ^w^ thinye >_> eyes; 
^.^ Fow, >w< did ^-^ I xDD think >w< thou wouldst UwU nyot quickly ^-^ die, 
;;w;; Thought ^-^ I thy >_> spiwits were >_< stwongew than thy >_> shames, 
:3 Mysewf :3 wouwd on >w< the rearward :3 of UwU wepwoaches 
>_< Stwike :3 at thy ÚwÚ wife. Griev'd ;;w;; I, ^-^ I ^w^ had but :3 onye? 
>_< Chiwd ^-^ I for ^w^ that :3 at >_> fwugaw >_< nyatuwe's uWu fwame? 
OwO O, >w< onye x3 too ÚwÚ much :3 by ^-^ thee! ^.^ Why ^w^ had ^-^ I :3 onye? 
^.^ Why ^-^ evew uWu wast >w< thou ^-^ wovewy ^-^ in >_> my eyes? 
^.^ Why ^w^ had ^-^ I UwU nyot xDD with charitable UwU hand 
^w^ Took :3 up a UwU beggaw's ^.^ issue :3 at >_> my gates, 
>_< Who ÚwÚ smiwched UwU thus ^-^ and ÚwÚ miw'd xDD with UwU infamy, 
^-^ I :33 might have ^w^ said, xDD 'Nyo ^.^ pawt :3 of it is mine; 
^.^ This OwO shame uWu dewives ^w^ itsewf OwO fwom >_< unknyown ^w^ woins'? 
xDD But uWu minye, ^-^ and mine ^-^ I lov'd, ^-^ and mine ^-^ I UwU pwais'd, 
And mine ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> was ÚwÚ pwoud :33 on--minye ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
:33 That ^-^ I myself >_> was uWu to myself UwU nyot uWu minye, 
^w^ Vawuing :3 of her--why, ^.^ she, OwO O, she is ^w^ faww'n 
>w< Into a ÚwÚ pit :3 of :3 ink, ^w^ that >w< the uWu wide >w< sea 
uWu Hath ^.^ dwops x3 too OwO few uWu to >w< wash ;;w;; hew :33 cwean >w< again, 
And uWu sawt x3 too ^-^ wittwe xDD which ^w^ may xDD season >w< give 
>_< To ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ fouw :3 tainted :3 fwesh! 
;;w;; Benye. x3 Siw, sir, >_< be UwU patient. 
:3 Fow >_> my >_< pawt, ^-^ I am ;;w;; so >_< attiw'd ^-^ in >_> wondew, 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what uWu to ÚwÚ say. 
>w< Beat. OwO O, on >_> my ^w^ souw, >_> my ;;w;; cousin is ÚwÚ bewied! 
;;w;; Benye. Lady, were :33 you ;;w;; hew UwU bedfewwow last night? 
>w< Beat. x3 Nyo, ^-^ twuwy, not; ^w^ awthough, x3 untiw last OwO nyight, 
^-^ I have ^w^ this ^-^ twewvemonth OwO been ;;w;; hew UwU bedfewwow 
xDD Weon. >_> Confiwm'd, xDD confiwm'd! OwO O, ^w^ that is >_< stwongew uWu made 
Which >_> was :33 befowe x3 baww'd :3 up xDD with ÚwÚ wibs :3 of UwU iwon! 
>w< Wouwd >w< the x3 two ^.^ pwinces ;;w;; wie? ^-^ and xDD Cwaudio lie, 
>_< Who :3 wov'd ;;w;; hew ;;w;; so that, ^w^ speaking :3 of ;;w;; hew xDD fouwnyess, 
^-^ Wash'd it xDD with tears? ^.^ Hence OwO fwom ^w^ hew! let ;;w;; hew ^.^ die. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Hear :33 me a ÚwÚ wittwe; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have :3 onwy OwO been ;;w;; siwent ;;w;; so :33 wong, 
And ÚwÚ given x3 way >_< unto ^w^ this ÚwÚ couwse :3 of ^w^ fowtunye, 
By >_> nyoting :3 of >w< the OwO wady. ^-^ I have mark'd 
xDD A >_> thousand ;;w;; bwushing UwU appawitions 
>_< To >_> stawt uWu into ;;w;; hew OwO face, a >_> thousand xDD innyocent ^-^ shames 
^.^ In >w< angew >_> whitenyess ^-^ beat xDD away those >w< bwushes, 
And ^-^ in ;;w;; hew eye >w< thewe hath >_< appeaw'd a ^w^ fiwe 
>_< To burn >w< the ^w^ ewwows ^w^ that uWu these ^.^ pwinces hold 
Against ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ maiden xDD twuth. x3 Caww :33 me a xDD foow; 
>w< Twust UwU nyot >_> my ÚwÚ weading >_< nyow >_> my observation, 
Which xDD with UwU expewimentaw ;;w;; seaw x3 doth warrant 
^.^ The tenure :3 of >_> my book; xDD twust UwU nyot >_> my :3 age, 
^w^ My >_< wevewence, calling, >_< nyow divinity, 
UwU If ^w^ this sweet lady >_< wie UwU nyot ÚwÚ guiwtwess ÚwÚ hewe 
Under ÚwÚ some UwU biting error. 
xDD Weon. ÚwÚ Fwiaw, it ;;w;; cannyot OwO be. 
Thou ^.^ seest ^w^ that ;;w;; aww >w< the ^.^ gwace ^w^ that she hath UwU weft 
Is ^w^ that she >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< add uWu to ;;w;; hew damnation 
xDD A x3 sin :3 of x3 pewjuwy: she UwU nyot :3 denyies uWu it. 
^.^ Why uWu seek'st >w< thou :33 then uWu to cover xDD with >w< excuse 
:33 That xDD which ;;w;; appeaws ^-^ in xDD pwopew >_> nyakednyess? 
^w^ Fwiaw. Lady, what man is UwU he :33 you are :33 accus'd of? 
ÚwÚ Hewo. xDD They >_< knyow ^w^ that do :33 accuse x3 me; ^-^ I >_< knyow x3 nyonye. 
UwU If ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 mowe :3 of :33 any man ^-^ awive 
uWu Than ^w^ that xDD which ÚwÚ maiden :3 modesty x3 doth warrant, 
Let ;;w;; aww >_> my sins x3 wack OwO mewcy! O >_> my ^-^ fathew, 
uWu Pwove :33 you ^w^ that :33 any man xDD with :33 me convers'd 
x3 At >w< houws ÚwÚ unmeet, >w< ow ^w^ that ^-^ I yesternight 
xDD Maintain'd >w< the ^w^ change :3 of >_> wowds xDD with :33 any >w< cweatuwe, 
>_< Wefuse me, hate me, ;;w;; towtuwe :33 me uWu to uWu death! 
^w^ Fwiaw. ;;w;; Thewe is ÚwÚ some ^-^ stwange ^w^ mispwision ^-^ in >w< the princes. 
;;w;; Benye. >_< Two :3 of them have >w< the :3 vewy bent :3 of ^.^ honyouw; 
And >_> if their ;;w;; wisdoms >_< be ^-^ miswed ^-^ in ^w^ this, 
^.^ The UwU pwactice :3 of it xDD wives ^-^ in :33 John >w< the ;;w;; bastawd, 
>_< Whose >_> spiwits UwU toiw ^-^ in ;;w;; fwame :3 of villanies. 
xDD Weon. ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. UwU If :33 they UwU speak but >_> twuth :3 of >w< hew, 
These >w< hands >_< shaww tear x3 hew. UwU If :33 they ^-^ wwong ;;w;; hew ;;w;; honyouw, 
^.^ The proudest :3 of them >_< shaww ^w^ weww >_> heaw :3 of uWu it. 
ÚwÚ Time hath UwU nyot yet ;;w;; so OwO dwied ^w^ this UwU bwood :3 of uWu minye, 
>_> Nyow age ;;w;; so >w< eat :3 up >_> my >_> invention, 
>_> Nyow xDD fowtunye uWu made >_< such OwO havoc :3 of >_> my x3 means, 
>_> Nyow >_> my ÚwÚ bad OwO wife xDD weft :33 me ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :3 of :3 fwiends, 
xDD But :33 they >_< shaww find :3 awak'd ^-^ in >_< such a uWu kind 
ÚwÚ Both >_> stwength :3 of OwO wimb ^-^ and policy :3 of >w< mind, 
xDD Abiwity ^-^ in x3 means, ^-^ and :33 choice :3 of :3 fwiends, 
>_< To uWu quit :33 me :3 of them ^.^ thwoughwy. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Pause awhile 
And let >_> my ^-^ counsew >_< sway :33 you ^-^ in ^w^ this ;;w;; case. 
;;w;; Youw uWu daughtew ÚwÚ hewe >w< the ^.^ pwinces UwU weft for >_> dead, 
Let ;;w;; hew awhile >_< be :33 secwetwy ÚwÚ kept :33 in, 
And ^.^ pubwish it ^w^ that she is ^-^ dead uWu indeed; 
Maintain a OwO mouwnying >w< ostentation, 
And on ^-^ youw >w< famiwy's old ^w^ monyument 
^.^ Hang >_> mouwnfuw >_< epitaphs, ^-^ and do ;;w;; aww x3 wites 
:33 That ÚwÚ appewtain >_< unto a :3 buwiaw. 
xDD Weon. :3 What >_< shaww ^-^ become :3 of xDD this? :3 What >w< wiww ^w^ this do? 
^w^ Fwiaw. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ this ^w^ weww UwU cawwied >_< shaww on ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ behawf 
:3 Change ;;w;; swandew uWu to remorse. :33 That is ÚwÚ some :33 good. 
xDD But UwU nyot for ^w^ that dream ^-^ I on ^w^ this ^-^ stwange ^w^ couwse, 
xDD But on ^w^ this uWu twavaiw >w< wook for greater birth. 
ÚwÚ She >w< dying, ÚwÚ as it must >_< be ;;w;; so maintain'd, 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the >w< instant ^w^ that she >_> was x3 accus'd, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be ^w^ wamented, pitied, ^-^ and excus'd 
Of >_> evewy >_< heawew; for it ;;w;; so ;;w;; fawws :33 out 
:33 That what ;;w;; we have ;;w;; we prize UwU nyot uWu to >w< the worth 
Whiles ;;w;; we ^.^ enjoy ^w^ it, but being ^-^ wack'd ^-^ and >_> wost, 
:3 Why, :33 then ;;w;; we rack >w< the ÚwÚ vawue, :33 then ;;w;; we find 
^.^ The virtue ^w^ that ^w^ possession :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^w^ show uWu us 
Whiles it >_> was >_> ouws. So >w< wiww it fare xDD with ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
When UwU he >_< shaww >_> heaw she ;;w;; died upon ^.^ his >_< wowds, 
Th' :3 idea :3 of ;;w;; hew OwO wife >_< shaww ;;w;; sweetwy uWu cweep 
>w< Into ^.^ his study :3 of imagination, 
And >_> evewy ^-^ wovewy x3 owgan :3 of ;;w;; hew OwO wife 
ÚwÚ Shaww come xDD appaweww'd ^-^ in :33 mowe ;;w;; pwecious habit, 
x3 Mowe moving, >w< dewicate, ^-^ and full :3 of >_< wife, 
>w< Into >w< the eye ^-^ and UwU pwospect :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ souw 
uWu Than uWu when she :3 wiv'd indeed. UwU Then >_< shaww UwU he OwO mouwn 
OwO (If ^-^ evew :33 wove ^w^ had interest ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> wivew) 
And :33 wish UwU he ^w^ had UwU nyot ;;w;; so >w< accused x3 hew-- 
x3 Nyo, though >_< be :3 thought ^.^ his UwU accusation :3 twue. 
Let ^w^ this >_< be ;;w;; so, ^-^ and ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot but ^w^ success 
Will ÚwÚ fashion >w< the :33 event ^-^ in xDD bettew shape 
uWu Than ^-^ I ^w^ can lay it OwO down ^-^ in likelihood. 
xDD But >_> if ;;w;; aww ^.^ aim but ^w^ this >_< be OwO weveww'd uWu fawse, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ supposition :3 of >w< the ^w^ wady's ÚwÚ death 
Will quench >w< the x3 wondew :3 of ;;w;; hew >_< infamy. 
And >_> if it >_> sowt UwU nyot UwU weww, :33 you ^w^ may conceal >w< hew, 
:33 As uWu best >w< befits ;;w;; hew wounded x3 weputation, 
^.^ In ÚwÚ some ;;w;; wecwusive ^-^ and >_> wewigious >_< wife, 
>_> Out :3 of ;;w;; aww uWu eyes, tongues, uWu minds, ^-^ and :33 injuwies. 
;;w;; Benye. :3 Signyiow ÚwÚ Weonyato, let >w< the friar >_> advise you; 
And though :33 you >_< knyow >_> my UwU inwawdnyess ^-^ and :33 wove 
Is :3 vewy ÚwÚ much >_< unto >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and xDD Cwaudio, 
uWu Yet, :3 by mine ;;w;; honyouw, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ deaw ^-^ in ^w^ this 
:33 As :33 secwetwy ^-^ and justly ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw ^w^ souw 
^.^ Shouwd xDD with ^-^ youw :33 body. 
xDD Weon. ÚwÚ Being ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> fwow ^-^ in xDD gwief, 
^.^ The UwU smawwest ÚwÚ twinye ^w^ may ÚwÚ wead >w< me. 
^w^ Fwiaw. 'Tis ^w^ weww OwO consented. ^.^ Pwesentwy away; 
:3 Fow uWu to ^-^ stwange >w< sowes ;;w;; stwangewy :33 they >_> stwain >w< the cure. 
uWu Come, xDD wady, :33 die uWu to xDD wive. ^.^ This >w< wedding x3 day 
x3 Pewhaps is but UwU pwowong'd. >_< Have x3 patience ^-^ and endure. 
Exeunt uWu [aww but Benedick ^-^ and Beatrice]. 
;;w;; Benye. :33 Wady UwU Beatwice, have :33 you ^-^ wept ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ^.^ whiwe? 
>w< Beat. x3 Yea, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU weep a :33 whiwe ^.^ wongew. 
;;w;; Benye. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot desire UwU that. 
>w< Beat. You have xDD nyo x3 weason. ^-^ I do it freely. 
;;w;; Benye. Surely ^-^ I do xDD bewieve ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw ;;w;; cousin is OwO wwonged. 
>w< Beat. >_< Ah, how ÚwÚ much :33 might >w< the man ^w^ desewve :3 of :33 me ^w^ that :3 wouwd >w< wight 
^w^ hew! 
;;w;; Benye. Is >w< thewe :33 any x3 way uWu to ^w^ show >_< such friendship? 
>w< Beat. xDD A :3 vewy uWu even OwO way, but xDD nyo >_< such OwO fwiend. 
;;w;; Benye. :3 May a man do it? 
>w< Beat. >_> It is a man's ;;w;; office, but UwU nyot >w< youws. 
;;w;; Benye. ^-^ I do :33 wove OwO nyothing ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd ;;w;; so ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ you. Is UwU nyot ^w^ that 
:33 stwange? 
>w< Beat. :33 As ^-^ stwange ÚwÚ as >w< the >_> thing ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. >_> It were ÚwÚ as possible for 
:33 me uWu to say ^-^ I loved OwO nyothing ;;w;; so ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ you. xDD But xDD bewieve :33 me not; ^-^ and 
yet ^-^ I >_< wie uWu nyot. ^-^ I x3 confess ;;w;; nyothing, >_< nyow ^-^ I uWu deny >w< nyothing. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy 
for >_> my >_< cousin. 
;;w;; Benye. By >_> my ;;w;; swowd, UwU Beatwice, >w< thou >_> wovest >w< me. 
>w< Beat. :3 Do UwU nyot OwO sweaw, ^-^ and >w< eat uWu it. 
;;w;; Benye. ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD sweaw :3 by it ^w^ that :33 you :33 wove me, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make xDD him >w< eat 
it ^w^ that x3 says ^-^ I :33 wove UwU nyot ÚwÚ you. 
>w< Beat. Will :33 you UwU nyot >w< eat ^-^ youw >w< wowd? 
;;w;; Benye. With xDD nyo >_< sauce ^w^ that ^w^ can >_< be UwU devised uWu to uWu it. ^-^ I >_> pwotest ^-^ I :33 wove 
;;w;; thee. 
>w< Beat. ^.^ Why uWu then, >_> God x3 fowgive me! 
;;w;; Benye. :3 What offence, sweet Beatrice? 
>w< Beat. You have :3 stayed :33 me ^-^ in a happy uWu houw. ^-^ I >_> was uWu about uWu to >_> pwotest ^-^ I 
loved ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; Benye. And do it xDD with ;;w;; aww thy >w< heawt. 
>w< Beat. ^-^ I :33 wove :33 you xDD with ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :3 of >_> my :33 heawt ^w^ that none is UwU weft uWu to 
:3 pwotest. 
;;w;; Benye. uWu Come, :33 bid :33 me do anything for ;;w;; thee. 
>w< Beat. Kill ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
;;w;; Benye. Ha! UwU nyot for >w< the uWu wide :33 wowwd! 
>w< Beat. You kill :33 me uWu to uWu deny uWu it. >w< Faweweww. 
;;w;; Benye. >_> Tawwy, sweet Beatrice. 
>w< Beat. ^-^ I am gone, though ^-^ I am uWu hewe. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo :33 wove ^-^ in ÚwÚ you. Nay, ^-^ I 
pray :33 you let :33 me ^w^ go. 
;;w;; Benye. Beatrice-- 
>w< Beat. ^.^ In faith, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go. 
;;w;; Benye. >w< We'ww >_< be >w< fwiends first. 
>w< Beat. You dare xDD easiew >_< be >w< fwiends xDD with :33 me than ^.^ fight xDD with mine 
>_> enyemy. 
;;w;; Benye. Is xDD Cwaudio ^w^ thinye :33 enyemy? 
>w< Beat. Is x3 'a UwU nyot UwU appwoved ^-^ in >w< the :3 height a villain, ^w^ that hath 
ÚwÚ swandewed, OwO scownyed, :33 dishonyouwed >_> my OwO kinswoman? O ^w^ that ^-^ I were a 
^.^ man! What? ;;w;; beaw ;;w;; hew ^-^ in UwU hand x3 untiw :33 they come uWu to ^w^ take OwO hands, ^-^ and 
:33 then xDD with ÚwÚ pubwic accusation, uncover'd uWu swandew, :33 unmitigated 
UwU wancouw--O God, ^w^ that ^-^ I were a ^.^ man! ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< eat ^.^ his :33 heawt ^-^ in >w< the 
UwU mawket ;;w;; pwace. 
;;w;; Benye. Hear me, >w< Beatwice! 
>w< Beat. ^w^ Tawk xDD with a man :33 out :3 at a window!-a xDD pwopew ;;w;; saying! 
;;w;; Benye. Nay but Beatrice-- 
>w< Beat. ^-^ Sweet >_> Hewo! she is uWu wwong'd, she is :33 swand'wed, she is ^.^ undonye. 
;;w;; Benye. ^.^ Beat-- 
>w< Beat. Princes ^-^ and Counties! Surely a ÚwÚ pwincewy x3 testimony, a goodly 
count, ^-^ Count >w< Comfect, a sweet gallant >_< suwewy! O ^w^ that ^-^ I were a man 
for ^.^ his ^.^ sake! >w< ow ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had :33 any uWu fwiend :3 wouwd >_< be a man for >_> my 
^.^ sake! xDD But OwO manhood is melted uWu into ^-^ cuwsies, OwO vawouw uWu into :3 compwiment, 
^-^ and ^-^ men are :3 onwy OwO tuwn'd uWu into uWu tongue, ^-^ and trim ones >_< too. He is now 
ÚwÚ as ^.^ vawiant ÚwÚ as ^w^ Hewcuwes ^w^ that :3 onwy x3 tewws a UwU wie,and swears uWu it. ^-^ I 
;;w;; cannyot >_< be a man xDD with x3 wishing; x3 thewefowe ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 die a woman xDD with 
grieving. 
;;w;; Benye. >_> Tawwy, ^w^ good Beatrice. By ^w^ this ;;w;; hand, ^-^ I :33 wove ;;w;; thee. 
>w< Beat. >_> Use it for >_> my :33 wove ÚwÚ some x3 othew x3 way than >w< sweawing :3 by uWu it. 
;;w;; Benye. >w< Think :33 you ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^w^ souw >w< the ^-^ Count xDD Cwaudio hath wrong'd >w< Hewo? 
>w< Beat. x3 Yea, ÚwÚ as ^w^ suwe is ^-^ I have a :3 thought >w< ow a >w< souw. 
;;w;; Benye. xDD Enyough, ^-^ I am uWu engag'd, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ chawwenge ^-^ him. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> kiss ^-^ youw 
;;w;; hand, ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^-^ I uWu weave ÚwÚ you. By ^w^ this ;;w;; hand, xDD Cwaudio >_< shaww x3 wendew :33 me a 
dear xDD account. :33 As :33 you >_> heaw :3 of me, ;;w;; so xDD think :3 of >w< me. :3 Go x3 comfowt ^-^ youw 
>_< cousin. ^-^ I must say she is >_> dead-and ;;w;; so farewell. 
>_< [Exeunt.] 




Scenye >_< II. 
xDD A xDD pwison. 

^-^ Entew >w< the >w< Constabwes ;;w;; [Dogbewwy ^-^ and x3 Vewges] ^-^ and >w< the UwU Sexton, ^-^ in xDD gowns, 
^-^ [and >w< the uWu Watch, xDD with ^.^ Conwade OwO and] ^.^ Bowachio. 

^-^ Dog. Is x3 ouw uWu whowe >_< dissembwy >w< appeaw'd? 
OwO Vewg. OwO O, a :3 stoow ^-^ and a ^-^ cushion for >w< the x3 sexton. 
uWu Sex. Which >_< be >w< the ^.^ mawefactows? 
^-^ Dog. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ that am ^-^ I ^-^ and >_> my ^-^ pawtnyew. 
OwO Vewg. Nay, UwU that's ^.^ cewtain. OwO We have >w< the >_< exhibition uWu to examine. 
uWu Sex. xDD But xDD which are >w< the offenders ^w^ that are uWu to >_< be OwO examinyed? let them 
come :33 befowe >w< Mastew Constable. 
^-^ Dog. x3 Yea, x3 mawwy, let them come :33 befowe >w< me. :3 What is ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame, 
;;w;; fwiend? 
UwU Bow. ^.^ Bowachio. 
^-^ Dog. xDD Pway xDD wwite OwO down ^.^ Bowachio. ^w^ Youws, sirrah? 
Con. ^-^ I am a ^w^ gentweman, sir, ^-^ and >_> my name is Conrade. 
^-^ Dog. >w< Wwite OwO down >w< Mastew OwO Gentweman Conrade. >_> Mastews, do :33 you >_> sewve 
God? 
:33 Both. x3 Yea, sir, ;;w;; we ^-^ hope. 
^-^ Dog. >w< Wwite OwO down ^w^ that :33 they hope :33 they >_> sewve >_> God; ^-^ and xDD wwite >_> God first, 
for >_> God defend but >_> God OwO shouwd ^w^ go :33 befowe >_< such ^.^ viwwains! >_> Mastews, 
it is ÚwÚ pwoved uWu awweady ^w^ that :33 you are ^-^ wittwe xDD bettew than x3 fawse 
x3 knyaves, ^-^ and it >w< wiww ^w^ go uWu nyeaw uWu to >_< be :3 thought ;;w;; so >_< showtwy. UwU How answer 
:33 you for yourselves? 
Con. x3 Mawwy, sir, ;;w;; we say ;;w;; we are x3 nyonye. 
^-^ Dog. xDD A ^w^ mawvewwous witty fellow, ^-^ I >_> assuwe you; but ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go uWu about 
xDD with ^-^ him. ^w^ Come :33 you hither, ^-^ siwwah. xDD A :3 wowd ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^.^ eaw. x3 Siw, ^-^ I say 
uWu to ^.^ you, it is :3 thought :33 you are x3 fawse knaves. 
>_> Bowa. x3 Siw, ^-^ I say uWu to :33 you ;;w;; we are x3 nyonye. 
^-^ Dog. xDD Weww, >_< stand >w< aside. >_< Fowe God, :33 they are x3 both ^-^ in a :3 tawe. 
>_< Have :33 you ^.^ wwit OwO down ^w^ that :33 they are :33 nyonye? 
uWu Sex. >w< Mastew x3 Constabwe, :33 you ^w^ go UwU nyot >w< the x3 way uWu to examine. You must UwU caww 
^-^ fowth >w< the :33 watch ^w^ that are their uWu accusews. 
^-^ Dog. x3 Yea, x3 mawwy, UwU that's >w< the :33 eftest way. Let >w< the :33 watch come forth. 
>_> Mastews, ^-^ I charge :33 you ^-^ in >w< the Prince's name :33 accuse uWu these UwU men. 
^w^ 1. ^w^ Watch. ^.^ This man ^w^ said, sir, ^w^ that OwO Don :33 John >w< the Prince's brother 
>_> was a OwO viwwain. 
^-^ Dog. >w< Wwite OwO down xDD Pwince :33 John a OwO viwwain. :3 Why, ^w^ this is >_> fwat perjury, 
uWu to UwU caww a :33 pwince's brother OwO viwwain. 
>_> Bowa. >w< Mastew ;;w;; Constabwe-- 
^-^ Dog. xDD Pway ^-^ thee, fellow, >_< peace. ^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO wike thy UwU wook, ^-^ I x3 pwomise 
;;w;; thee. 
uWu Sex. :3 What heard :33 you xDD him say else? 
2. ^w^ Watch. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ had x3 weceived a >_> thousand ducats :3 of OwO Don :33 John 
for ^-^ accusing >w< the :33 Wady Hero >w< wwongfuwwy. 
^-^ Dog. >w< Fwat >_< buwgwawy ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew >_> was UwU committed. 
OwO Vewg. x3 Yea, :3 by >_> th' mass, ^w^ that it ^.^ is. 
uWu Sex. :3 What ^w^ ewse, fellow? 
^w^ 1. ^w^ Watch. And ^w^ that ^-^ Count xDD Cwaudio >w< did ;;w;; mean, upon ^.^ his >_< wowds, uWu to 
disgrace Hero :33 befowe >w< the uWu whowe assembly, ^-^ and UwU nyot >w< mawwy x3 hew. 
^-^ Dog. O >w< viwwain! >w< thou OwO wiwt >_< be ÚwÚ condemn'd uWu into uWu evewwasting UwU wedemption 
for this. 
uWu Sex. :3 What else? 
^w^ Watchmen. ^.^ This is ÚwÚ aww. 
uWu Sex. And ^w^ this is ^-^ mowe, masters, than :33 you ^w^ can ÚwÚ deny. xDD Pwince :33 John is 
^w^ this ^.^ mownying :33 secwetwy xDD stow'n uWu away. Hero >_> was ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< mannyew 
x3 accus'd, ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< mannyew refus'd, ^-^ and upon >w< the grief :3 of ^w^ this 
:3 suddenwy died. >w< Mastew x3 Constabwe, let uWu these ^-^ men >_< be ^.^ bound ^-^ and 
brought uWu to Leonato's. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go :33 befowe ^-^ and ^w^ show xDD him their 
>_< examinyation. xDD [Exit.] 
^-^ Dog. uWu Come, let them >_< be ÚwÚ opinyion'd. 
OwO Vewg. Let them >_< be ^-^ in >w< the hands-- 
Con. :3 Off, UwU coxcomb! 
^-^ Dog. God's >_> my >_< wife, >w< whewe's >w< the sexton? Let xDD him xDD wwite OwO down >w< the 
Prince's officer uWu coxcomb. uWu Come, ^w^ bind :3 them.--Thou ÚwÚ nyaughty x3 vawwet! 
Con. ;;w;; Away! :33 you are :3 an ^-^ ass, :33 you are :3 an ÚwÚ ass. 
^-^ Dog. OwO Dost >w< thou UwU nyot >_< suspect >_> my >_> pwace? OwO Dost >w< thou UwU nyot >_< suspect >_> my 
UwU yeaws? O ^w^ that UwU he were ÚwÚ hewe uWu to xDD wwite :33 me OwO down :3 an >_> ass! >w< But, masters, 
remember ^w^ that ^-^ I am :3 an ÚwÚ ass. OwO Though it >_< be UwU nyot written x3 down, yet 
forget UwU nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I am :3 an ÚwÚ ass. x3 Nyo, >w< thou villain, >w< thou UwU awt full :3 of 
;;w;; piety, ÚwÚ as >_< shaww >_< be prov'd upon ÚwÚ thee :3 by ^w^ good ^w^ witnyess. ^-^ I am a uWu wise 
>_> fewwow; ^-^ and xDD which is ^-^ mowe, :3 an officer; ^-^ and xDD which is ^-^ mowe, a 
householder; ^-^ and xDD which is ^-^ mowe, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; pwetty a piece :3 of flesh ÚwÚ as :33 any 
is ^-^ in :3 Messinya, ^-^ and >w< onye ^w^ that UwU knyows >w< the uWu waw, ^w^ go to! ^-^ and a rich 
uWu fewwow ^w^ enyough, ^w^ go to! ^-^ and a uWu fewwow ^w^ that hath ^w^ had >w< wosses; ^-^ and >w< onye 
^w^ that hath x3 two uWu gowns ^-^ and ;;w;; evewything ÚwÚ handsome uWu about ^-^ him. xDD Bwing xDD him 
uWu away. O ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO been ^.^ wwit OwO down :3 an >_> ass! 
x3 Exeunt. 




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>_< ACT V. Scenye xDD I. 
^.^ The ;;w;; stweet, uWu nyeaw >_> Weonyato's ^w^ house. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ Weonyato ^-^ and ^.^ his brother :33 [ Antonio]. 

Ant. UwU If :33 you ^w^ go on thus, :33 you >w< wiww kill ÚwÚ youwsewf, 
And ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot ;;w;; wisdom UwU thus uWu to ;;w;; second grief 
Against yourself. 
xDD Weon. ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee cease thy :33 counsew, 
Which ;;w;; fawws uWu into mine >_< eaws ÚwÚ as >_< pwofitwess 
:33 As water ^-^ in a OwO sieve. ^w^ Give UwU nyot :33 me :33 counsew, 
>_> Nyow let xDD nyo ;;w;; comfowtew delight mine >_> eaw 
xDD But >_< such a >w< onye :3 whose ^.^ wwongs do ^-^ suit xDD with >_< minye. 
xDD Bwing :33 me a father ^w^ that ;;w;; so :3 wov'd ^.^ his uWu chiwd, 
>_< Whose ;;w;; joy :3 of ;;w;; hew is >_< ovewwhewm'd OwO wike uWu minye, 
And :33 bid xDD him UwU speak uWu to :33 me :3 of ^.^ patience. 
x3 Measuwe ^.^ his xDD woe >w< the UwU wength ^-^ and breadth :3 of uWu minye, 
And let it answer >_> evewy >_> stwain for >w< stwain, 
:33 As UwU thus for thus, ^-^ and >_< such a grief for xDD such, 
^.^ In >_> evewy uWu winyeament, x3 bwanch, uWu shape, ^-^ and OwO fowm. 
UwU If >_< such a >w< onye >w< wiww ÚwÚ smiwe ^-^ and ^w^ stwoke ^.^ his uWu beawd, 
OwO Bid >_> sowwow >_> wag, ^.^ cwy 'hem' uWu when UwU he OwO shouwd groan, 
OwO Patch grief xDD with x3 pwovewbs, uWu make xDD misfowtunye ;;w;; dwunk 
With ^-^ candwe-wastews--bwing xDD him yet uWu to me, 
And ^-^ I :3 of xDD him >w< wiww xDD gathew ^.^ patience. 
xDD But >w< thewe is xDD nyo >_< such >_< man; ^-^ fow, ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ men 
>_> Can ^-^ counsew ^-^ and UwU speak x3 comfowt uWu to ^w^ that grief 
Which :33 they >w< themsewves UwU nyot >_< feew; OwO but, tasting ^w^ it, 
uWu Theiw ^-^ counsew :3 tuwns uWu to uWu passion, xDD which :33 befowe 
>w< Wouwd >w< give >_> pweceptiaw medicine uWu to UwU wage, 
x3 Fettew strong >w< madnyess ^-^ in a UwU siwken ;;w;; thwead, 
Charm ^w^ ache xDD with air ^-^ and agony xDD with :3 wowds. 
x3 Nyo, x3 nyo! 'Tis ;;w;; aww men's :33 office uWu to UwU speak x3 patience 
>_< To those ^w^ that ÚwÚ wwing ^.^ undew >w< the :3 woad :3 of ^w^ sowwow, 
xDD But xDD nyo man's virtue >_< nyow sufficiency 
>_< To >_< be ;;w;; so ÚwÚ mowaw uWu when UwU he >_< shaww ^w^ enduwe 
^.^ The OwO wike ^.^ himsewf. Therefore >w< give :33 me xDD nyo UwU counsew. 
^w^ My griefs ^.^ cwy louder than >_< advewtisement. 
Ant. Therein do ^-^ men OwO fwom :3 chiwdwen OwO nyothing ^-^ diffew. 
xDD Weon. ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee >_< peace. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be flesh ^-^ and ;;w;; bwood; 
:3 Fow >w< thewe >_> was UwU nyevew yet philosopher 
:33 That ^-^ couwd ^w^ enduwe >w< the >_< toothache >w< patientwy, 
>_> Howevew :33 they have ^.^ wwit >w< the style :3 of UwU gods 
And uWu made a push :3 at >_> chance ^-^ and :3 suffewance. 
Ant. ^w^ Yet ;;w;; bend UwU nyot ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ hawm upon yourself. 
Make those ^w^ that do ^w^ offend :33 you :3 suffew >_< too. 
xDD Weon. ;;w;; Thewe >w< thou ^-^ speak'st x3 weason. Nay, ^-^ I >w< wiww do >_< so. 
^w^ My ^w^ souw x3 doth tell :33 me Hero is x3 bewied; 
And ^w^ that >_< shaww xDD Cwaudio >w< knyow; ;;w;; so >_< shaww >w< the Prince, 
And ;;w;; aww :3 of them ^w^ that UwU thus :3 dishonyouw x3 hew. 

^-^ Entew OwO Don :3 Pedwo ^-^ and ;;w;; Cwaudio. 

Ant. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and xDD Cwaudio hastily. 
^-^ Pedwo. Good den, Good den. 
Claud. Good x3 day uWu to x3 both :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
xDD Weon. Hear ^.^ you, >_> my lords! 
^-^ Pedwo. OwO We have ÚwÚ some ^w^ haste, :33 Weonyato. 
xDD Weon. ^.^ Some ^w^ haste, >_> my lord! UwU weww, fare :33 you UwU weww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; Awe :33 you ;;w;; so hasty OwO nyow? xDD Weww, ;;w;; aww is ^w^ onye. 
^-^ Pedwo. Nay, do UwU nyot :3 quawwew xDD with us, ^w^ good old man. 
Ant. UwU If UwU he ^-^ couwd >w< wight himself xDD with quarrelling, 
^.^ Some :3 of uWu us :3 wouwd >_< wie UwU wow. 
Claud. >_< Who ^.^ wwongs him? 
xDD Weon. x3 Mawwy, >w< thou dost ^-^ wwong me, >w< thou OwO dissembwew, ÚwÚ thou! 
Nay, UwU nyevew lay thy UwU hand upon thy sword; 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw ÚwÚ thee uWu nyot. 
Claud. xDD Mawy, uWu beshwew >_> my UwU hand 
UwU If it OwO shouwd >w< give ^-^ youw age >_< such >_< cause :3 of >_< feaw. 
^.^ In faith, >_> my UwU hand OwO meant OwO nyothing uWu to >_> my sword. 
xDD Weon. ^w^ Tush, >w< tush, ^.^ man! UwU nyevew uWu fweew ^-^ and >w< jest :3 at :33 me 
^-^ I UwU speak UwU nyot OwO wike a >_< dotawd >_< nyow a >w< foow, 
:33 As ^.^ undew privilege :3 of age uWu to uWu bwag 
:3 What ^-^ I have ^w^ donye being ;;w;; young, >w< ow what :3 wouwd ÚwÚ do, 
^.^ Wewe ^-^ I UwU nyot OwO owd. >_< Knyow, xDD Cwaudio, uWu to thy head, 
Thou UwU hast ;;w;; so wrong'd mine xDD innyocent UwU chiwd ^-^ and :33 me 
:33 That ^-^ I am forc'd uWu to lay >_> my xDD wevewence :3 by 
And, xDD with :33 gwey uWu haiws ^-^ and xDD bwuise :3 of uWu many days, 
:3 Do ^.^ chawwenge ÚwÚ thee uWu to ÚwÚ twiaw :3 of a man. 
^-^ I say >w< thou UwU hast UwU bewied mine xDD innyocent :3 chiwd; 
>w< Thy ;;w;; swandew hath ^w^ gonye through ^-^ and through ;;w;; hew heart, 
And she :33 wied UwU buwied xDD with ;;w;; hew ^.^ ancestows- 
OwO O, ^-^ in a ^.^ tomb >w< whewe UwU nyevew scandal x3 swept, 
^.^ Save ^w^ this :3 of ÚwÚ hews, >_< fwam'd :3 by thy villany! 
Claud. ^w^ My >_< viwwany? 
xDD Weon. >w< Thinye, xDD Cwaudio; ^w^ thinye ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
^-^ Pedwo. You say UwU nyot >_< wight, old man 
xDD Weon. ^w^ My lord, >_> my lord, 
>_< I'ww >_< pwove it on ^.^ his body >_> if UwU he dare, 
x3 Despite ^.^ his uWu nyice fence ^-^ and ^.^ his >_> active ^w^ pwactice, 
:33 His :3 May :3 of ^w^ youth ^-^ and x3 bwoom :3 of lustihood. 
Claud. ;;w;; Away! ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot have uWu to do xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
xDD Weon. ^w^ Canst >w< thou ;;w;; so daff ÚwÚ me? Thou UwU hast kill'd >_> my :33 chiwd. 
UwU If >w< thou ^w^ kiww'st me, uWu boy, >w< thou xDD shawt kill a man. 
And. He >_< shaww kill x3 two :3 of us, ^-^ and ^-^ men uWu indeed 
xDD But UwU that's xDD nyo matter; let xDD him kill >w< onye first. 
^w^ Win :33 me ^-^ and >_< weaw me! Let xDD him answer >w< me. 
uWu Come, x3 fowwow me, uWu boy,. uWu Come, >w< siw uWu boy, come x3 fowwow >w< me. 
:3 Siw uWu boy, >_< I'ww ;;w;; whip :33 you OwO fwom ^-^ youw x3 foinying fence! 
Nay, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am a ^w^ gentweman, ^-^ I :3 wiww. 
xDD Weon. UwU Bwothew-- 
Ant. :3 Content yourself. >_> God UwU knyows ^-^ I :3 wov'd >_> my ÚwÚ nyiece, 
And she is >_> dead, ^w^ swandew'd uWu to ÚwÚ death :3 by xDD viwwains, 
:33 That dare ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww answer a man uWu indeed 
:33 As ^-^ I dare ^w^ take a serpent :3 by >w< the ;;w;; tongue. 
;;w;; Boys, apes, >w< bwaggawts, x3 jacks, :33 miwksops! 
xDD Weon. Brother ^w^ Anthony-- 
Ant. x3 Howd :33 you :33 content. ^w^ What, ^.^ man! ^-^ I >_< knyow them, >w< yea, 
And what :33 they :33 weigh, uWu even uWu to >w< the utmost ;;w;; scwupwe, 
OwO Scambwing, :33 outfacing, ;;w;; fashion-monging ÚwÚ boys, 
:33 That >_< wie ^-^ and x3 cog ^-^ and flout, deprave ^-^ and uWu swandew, 
:3 Go anticly, ^w^ show UwU outwawd x3 hideousnyess, 
And UwU speak off :3 hawf a dozen >_> dang'wous >_< wowds, 
UwU How :33 they :33 might hurt their :33 enyemies, >_> if :33 they uWu duwst; 
And ^w^ this is ÚwÚ aww. 
xDD Weon. >w< But, brother ^w^ Anthony-- 
Ant. uWu Come, ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo >w< mattew. 
:3 Do UwU nyot :33 you ^.^ meddwe; let :33 me ^.^ deaw ^-^ in this. 
^-^ Pedwo. :3 Gentwemen both, ;;w;; we >w< wiww UwU nyot wake ^-^ youw ^.^ patience. 
^w^ My :33 heawt is >w< sowwy for ^-^ youw UwU daughtew's >_> death; 
>w< But, on >_> my ;;w;; honyouw, she >_> was charg'd xDD with OwO nyothing 
xDD But what >_> was ;;w;; twue, ^-^ and :3 vewy full :3 of uWu pwoof. 
xDD Weon. ^w^ My lord, >_> my ^.^ wowd-- 
^-^ Pedwo. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> heaw ÚwÚ you. 
xDD Weon. No? uWu Come, ^-^ bwothew, OwO away!--I >w< wiww >_< be heard. 
Ant. And UwU shaww, >w< ow ÚwÚ some :3 of uWu us >w< wiww ^-^ smawt for uWu it. 
Exeunt ambo. 

^-^ Entew >_> Benyedick. 

^-^ Pedwo. See, x3 see! uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the man ;;w;; we UwU went uWu to >_< seek. 
Claud. xDD Nyow, OwO signyiow, what OwO nyews? 
;;w;; Benye. Good x3 day, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^-^ Wewcome, ^.^ signyiow. You are almost come uWu to ^.^ pawt almost a uWu fway. 
Claud. OwO We ^w^ had UwU wik'd uWu to have ^w^ had x3 ouw x3 two noses OwO snyapp'd off xDD with x3 two 
old ^-^ men :33 without teeth. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^w^ Weonyato ^-^ and ^.^ his >_> bwothew. :3 What think'st ^.^ thou? Had ;;w;; we ;;w;; fought, 
^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt ;;w;; we OwO shouwd have OwO been x3 too xDD young for uWu them. 
;;w;; Benye. ^.^ In a x3 fawse :3 quawwew >w< thewe is xDD nyo OwO twue ÚwÚ vawouw. ^-^ I came uWu to >w< seek 
:33 you ^.^ both. 
Claud. OwO We have OwO been :3 up ^-^ and OwO down uWu to >w< seek ;;w;; thee; for ;;w;; we are high-proof 
uWu mewanchowy, ^-^ and :3 wouwd :33 fain have it >w< beaten uWu away. UwU Wiwt >w< thou ÚwÚ use thy 
:3 wit? 
;;w;; Benye. >_> It is ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ scabbawd. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I draw it? 
^-^ Pedwo. OwO Dost >w< thou >_< weaw thy UwU wit :3 by thy side? 
Claud. ^.^ Nyevew :33 any >w< did ;;w;; so, though :3 vewy uWu many have OwO been uWu beside their 
^-^ wit. ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 bid ÚwÚ thee draw, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we do >w< the >_> minstwew--dwaw uWu to 
pleasure :33 us. 
^-^ Pedwo. :33 As ^-^ I am :3 an uWu honyest ;;w;; man, UwU he OwO wooks ^w^ pawe. ^-^ Awt >w< thou ÚwÚ sick >w< ow 
uWu angwy? 
Claud. ^w^ What, courage, ^.^ man! :3 What though OwO cawe kill'd a ^.^ cat, >w< thou UwU hast 
:3 mettwe :33 enyough ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee uWu to kill xDD cawe. 
;;w;; Benye. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >_< shaww meet ^-^ youw UwU wit ^-^ in >w< the >_> caweew :3 an :33 you charge it 
ÚwÚ against >w< me. ^-^ I pray :33 you uWu choose uWu anyothew subject. 
Claud. Nay uWu then, >w< give xDD him uWu anyothew >_> staff; ^w^ this last >_> was ^.^ bwoke cross. 
^-^ Pedwo. By ^w^ this :3 wight, UwU he ^w^ changes :33 mowe ^-^ and >w< mowe. ^-^ I xDD think UwU he >_< be >w< angwy 
indeed. 
Claud. UwU If UwU he be, UwU he UwU knyows how uWu to ^w^ tuwn ^.^ his >w< giwdwe. 
;;w;; Benye. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I UwU speak a :3 wowd ^-^ in ^-^ youw >_> eaw? 
Claud. >_> God bless :33 me OwO fwom a ;;w;; chawwenge! 
;;w;; Benye. x3 [aside uWu to :33 Cwaudio] You are a OwO viwwain. ^-^ I >w< jest not; ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make 
it ^w^ good how :33 you dare, xDD with what :33 you dare, ^-^ and uWu when :33 you xDD dawe. :3 Do 
:33 me >_< wight, >w< ow ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> pwotest ^-^ youw OwO cowawdice. You have kill'd a 
sweet xDD wady, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ death >_< shaww x3 faww >_< heavy on ÚwÚ you. Let :33 me >_> heaw 
OwO fwom ÚwÚ you. 
Claud. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww meet ^.^ you, ;;w;; so ^-^ I ^w^ may have ^w^ good cheer. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^w^ What, a x3 feast, a feast? 
Claud. >_< I' faith, ^-^ I UwU thank :3 him, UwU he hath :33 bid :33 me uWu to a calve's ^.^ head ^-^ and 
a capon, >w< the xDD which >_> if ^-^ I do UwU nyot :33 cawve :3 most xDD cuwiouswy, say >_> my 
:3 knyife's ;;w;; nyaught. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I UwU nyot find a woodcock too? 
;;w;; Benye. x3 Siw, ^-^ youw UwU wit ^.^ ambwes :3 weww; it :3 goes ÚwÚ easiwy. 
^-^ Pedwo. >_< I'ww tell ÚwÚ thee how Beatrice prais'd thy UwU wit >w< the x3 othew ;;w;; day. ^-^ I 
^-^ said >w< thou ^.^ hadst a UwU finye :3 wit: 'True,' ^-^ said ^.^ she, x3 'a UwU finye ^-^ wittwe 
x3 onye.' xDD 'Nyo,' ^-^ said ;;w;; I, x3 'a >_> gweat ^.^ wit.' x3 'Wight,' x3 says ^.^ she, x3 'a >_> gweat 
>_< gwoss x3 onye.' >_< 'Nyay,' ^-^ said ;;w;; I, x3 'a ^w^ good ^.^ wit.' uWu 'Just,' ^-^ said ^.^ she, ÚwÚ 'it 
UwU huwts nobody.' >_< 'Nyay,' ^-^ said ;;w;; I, x3 'the gentleman is :33 wise.' UwU 'Cewtain,' 
^-^ said ^.^ she, a uWu wise gentleman.' >_< 'Nyay,' ^-^ said ;;w;; I, >w< 'he hath >w< the 
>_> tongues.' 'That ^-^ I believe' ^-^ said ^.^ she, :3 'fow UwU he ^.^ swowe a >_> thing uWu to :33 me 
on x3 Monday night xDD which UwU he OwO fowswowe on ^-^ Tuesday xDD mownying. Thewe's a 
>w< doubwe tongue; >_< thewe's x3 two >_> tongues.' Thus >w< did she :3 an hour 
x3 togethew transshape thy >_< pawticuwaw virtues. ^w^ Yet :3 at last she 
^.^ concwuded xDD with a :3 sigh, >w< thou uWu wast >w< the proper'st man ^-^ in ^w^ Itawy. 
Claud. :3 Fow >w< the xDD which she ^-^ wept ;;w;; heawtiwy ^-^ and ^-^ said she uWu cawed uWu nyot. 
^-^ Pedwo. x3 Yea, ^w^ that she ^w^ did; but yet, for ;;w;; aww that, :3 an >_> if she >w< did UwU nyot 
hate xDD him deadly, she :3 wouwd :33 wove xDD him dearly. ^.^ The old man's 
uWu daughtew >_< towd uWu us ÚwÚ aww. 
Claud. :33 Aww, >_> aww! ^-^ and >_< moweovew, >_> God OwO saw xDD him uWu when UwU he >_> was :3 hid ^-^ in >w< the 
OwO gawden. 
^-^ Pedwo. xDD But uWu when >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ set >w< the UwU savage ÚwÚ buww's >_> howns on >w< the 
sensible Benedick's uWu head? 
Claud. x3 Yea, ^-^ and text >w< undewnyeath, >_> 'Hewe UwU dwewws ^-^ Benyedick, >w< the married 
xDD man'? 
;;w;; Benye. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you UwU weww, :3 boy; :33 you >_< knyow >_> my :3 mind. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu weave :33 you now uWu to 
^-^ youw ^.^ gossipwike ^-^ humouw. You x3 bweak >w< jests ÚwÚ as braggards do their 
blades, xDD which >_> God >_< be thanked hurt uWu nyot. ^w^ My lord, for ^-^ youw uWu many 
>w< couwtesies ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I must ^-^ discontinyue ^-^ youw x3 company. ;;w;; Youw 
brother >w< the ^w^ bastawd is fled OwO fwom ^w^ Messinya. You have xDD among :33 you 
kill'd a sweet ^-^ and xDD innyocent OwO wady. :3 Fow >_> my xDD Wowd >_> Wackbeawd there, UwU he 
^-^ and ^-^ I >_< shaww x3 meet; ^-^ and :3 tiww :33 then peace >_< be xDD with ^-^ him. 
xDD [Exit.] 
^-^ Pedwo. He is ^-^ in :33 eawnyest. 
Claud. ^.^ In :3 most ^w^ pwofound >_< eawnyest; UwU and, >_< I'ww warrant ^.^ you, for >w< the 
:33 wove :3 of Beatrice. 
^-^ Pedwo. And hath x3 chawweng'd ;;w;; thee. 
Claud. uWu Most uWu sincewewy. 
^-^ Pedwo. :3 What a ;;w;; pwetty >_> thing man is uWu when UwU he :3 goes ^-^ in ^.^ his doublet ^-^ and 
xDD hose ^-^ and leaves off ^.^ his >_< wit! 

^-^ Entew >w< Constabwes ;;w;; [Dogbewwy ^-^ and Verges, xDD with >w< the uWu Watch, >_< weading] 
^.^ Conwade ^-^ and ^.^ Bowachio. 

Claud. He is :33 then a ÚwÚ giant uWu to :3 an ^.^ ape; but :33 then is :3 an >_< ape a >_> doctow uWu to 
>_< such a man. 
^-^ Pedwo. >w< But, UwU soft ^.^ you, let :33 me :3 be! ;;w;; Pwuck xDD up, >_> my heart, ^-^ and >_< be >_< sad! 
ÚwÚ Did UwU he UwU nyot say >_> my brother >_> was uWu fwed? 
^-^ Dog. ^w^ Come ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. UwU If ÚwÚ justice ;;w;; cannyot tame ^.^ you, she >_< shaww >w< nye'ew 
:33 weigh :33 mowe uWu weasons ^-^ in ;;w;; hew uWu bawance. Nay, :3 an :33 you >_< be a >w< cuwsing 
>_< hypocwite once, :33 you must >_< be OwO wook'd :33 to. 
^-^ Pedwo. UwU How OwO nyow? x3 two :3 of >_> my ^-^ bwothew's ^-^ men bound? uWu Bowachio ^w^ onye. 
Claud. uWu Heawken after their offence, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^w^ Officews, what uWu offence have uWu these ^-^ men xDD donye? 
^-^ Dog. x3 Mawwy, sir, :33 they have ;;w;; committed x3 fawse xDD wepowt; >_< moweovew, :33 they 
have ^-^ spoken untruths; >w< secondawiwy, :33 they are x3 swandews; sixth ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ wastwy, :33 they have UwU bewied a x3 wady; >w< thiwdwy, :33 they have ÚwÚ vewified 
:3 unjust things; ^-^ and uWu to ^.^ concwude, :33 they are lying knaves. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^-^ Fiwst, ^-^ I ask ÚwÚ thee what :33 they have done; >w< thiwdwy, ^-^ I ask ÚwÚ thee 
what's their UwU offence; sixth ^-^ and ÚwÚ wastwy, why :33 they are ^-^ committed; 
^-^ and uWu to ^.^ concwude, what :33 you lay uWu to their :33 chawge. 
Claud. x3 Wightwy >w< weasonyed, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ own division; ^-^ and :3 by >_> my ;;w;; twoth 
>_< thewe's >w< onye >_> meanying ^w^ weww x3 suited. 
^-^ Pedwo. >_< Who have :33 you offended, masters, ^w^ that :33 you are UwU thus ^.^ bound uWu to 
^-^ youw answer? ^.^ This >_> weawnyed :3 constabwe is x3 too cunning uWu to >_< be 
UwU undewstood. What's ^-^ youw ^-^ offence? 
>_> Bowa. ^-^ Sweet Prince, let :33 me ^w^ go xDD nyo xDD fawthew uWu to mine answer. :3 Do :33 you 
>_> heaw me, ^-^ and let ^w^ this ^-^ Count kill >w< me. ^-^ I have deceived uWu even ^-^ youw 
:3 vewy ^-^ eyes. :3 What ^-^ youw ;;w;; wisdoms ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ^w^ discovew, uWu these shallow 
x3 foows have brought uWu to :3 wight, ;;w;; who ^-^ in >w< the night >_< ovewheawd :33 me 
^w^ confessing uWu to ^w^ this ;;w;; man, how OwO Don :33 John ^-^ youw brother :33 incensed :33 me uWu to 
;;w;; swandew >w< the :33 Wady ^.^ Hewo; how :33 you were brought uWu into >w< the :33 owchawd ^-^ and 
OwO saw :33 me >w< couwt ^w^ Mawgawet ^-^ in >w< Hewo's garments; how :33 you ^.^ disgwac'd ;;w;; hew 
uWu when :33 you OwO shouwd >w< mawwy x3 hew. ^w^ My villany :33 they have upon ^w^ wecowd, 
xDD which ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew ;;w;; seaw xDD with >_> my ÚwÚ death than OwO wepeat OwO ovew uWu to >_> my 
>w< shame. ^.^ The lady is ^-^ dead upon mine ^-^ and >_> my uWu mastew's x3 fawse 
accusation; ^-^ and :33 bwiefwy, ^-^ I desire OwO nyothing but >w< the OwO wewawd :3 of a 
OwO viwwain. 
^-^ Pedwo. Runs UwU nyot ^w^ this >_> speech OwO wike >_> iwon through ^-^ youw :3 bwood? 
Claud. ^-^ I have ;;w;; dwunk OwO poison >w< whiwes UwU he utter'd uWu it. 
^-^ Pedwo. xDD But >w< did >_> my brother ^w^ set ÚwÚ thee on uWu to xDD this? 
>_> Bowa. x3 Yea, ^-^ and >_< paid :33 me >_< wichwy for >w< the UwU pwactice :3 of uWu it. 
^-^ Pedwo. He is compos'd ^-^ and >_< fwam'd :3 of :3 tweachewy, 
And fled UwU he is upon ^w^ this :3 viwwany. 
Claud. ^-^ Sweet :33 Hewo, now thy UwU image x3 doth ÚwÚ appeaw 
^.^ In >w< the ÚwÚ wawe :33 sembwance ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 wov'd it first. 
^-^ Dog. uWu Come, >_< bwing xDD away >w< the ;;w;; pwaintiffs. By ^w^ this :3 time x3 ouw :33 sexton hath 
;;w;; wefowmed :3 Signyiow ^w^ Weonyato :3 of >w< the >w< mattew. And, masters, do UwU nyot 
forget uWu to >w< specify, uWu when :3 time ^-^ and :3 pwace >_< shaww ^-^ sewve, ^w^ that ^-^ I am :3 an 
ÚwÚ ass. 
OwO Vewg. >_> Hewe, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< Mastew :3 Signyiow ÚwÚ Weonyato, ^-^ and >w< the :33 sexton >_< too. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ Weonyato, ^.^ his brother :33 [Antonyio], ^-^ and >w< the xDD Sexton. 

xDD Weon. Which is >w< the villain? Let :33 me see ^.^ his uWu eyes, 
UwU That, uWu when ^-^ I UwU nyote uWu anyothew man OwO wike :3 him, 
^-^ I ^w^ may ^.^ avoid ^-^ him. Which :3 of uWu these is ^-^ he? 
>_> Bowa. UwU If :33 you :3 wouwd >_< knyow ^-^ youw >w< wwongew, >w< wook on >w< me. 
xDD Weon. ^-^ Awt >w< thou >w< the slave ^w^ that xDD with thy >_< bweath UwU hast kill'd 
Mine xDD innyocent ;;w;; chiwd? 
>_> Bowa. x3 Yea, uWu even ^-^ I alone. 
xDD Weon. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot ;;w;; so, >w< viwwain! >w< thou uWu bewiest ^.^ thysewf. 
uWu Hewe >_< stand a >_< paiw :3 of >w< honyouwabwe xDD men-- 
xDD A ^.^ thiwd is OwO fwed--that ^w^ had a UwU hand ^-^ in uWu it. 
^-^ I UwU thank :33 you ^.^ pwinces for >_> my UwU daughtew's ^-^ death. 
>_> Wecowd it xDD with ^-^ youw >_> high ^-^ and ^-^ wowthy ^.^ deeds. 
>_< 'Twas ÚwÚ bwavewy x3 donye, >_> if :33 you bethink :33 you :3 of uWu it. 
Claud. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot how uWu to pray ^-^ youw :3 patience; 
^w^ Yet ^-^ I must ^w^ speak. >_> Choose ^-^ youw >_< wevenge :33 youwsewf; 
xDD Impose :33 me uWu to what ^-^ penyance ^-^ youw :3 invention 
>_> Can lay upon >_> my >w< sin. ^w^ Yet ÚwÚ sinn'd ^-^ I UwU nyot 
xDD But ^-^ in ÚwÚ mistaking. 
^-^ Pedwo. By >_> my ^w^ souw, >_< nyow ^w^ I! 
And yet, uWu to :33 satisfy ^w^ this ^w^ good old ;;w;; man, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ;;w;; bend ^.^ undew :33 any >_< heavy ^w^ weight 
:33 That he'll ^w^ enjoin :33 me :33 to. 
xDD Weon. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot :33 bid :33 you :33 bid >_> my uWu daughtew ^w^ wive- 
:33 That were >_< impossibwe; but ^-^ I pray :33 you both, 
;;w;; Possess >w< the uWu peopwe ^-^ in ;;w;; Messinya ÚwÚ hewe 
UwU How xDD innyocent she died; ^-^ and >_> if ^-^ youw :33 wove 
>_> Can UwU wabouw :3 aught ^-^ in ;;w;; sad >_> invention, 
^.^ Hang ;;w;; hew :3 an :3 epitaph upon ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ tomb, 
And ^.^ sing it uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ bonyes--sing it xDD to-nyight. 
uWu To-mowwow ^.^ mownying come :33 you uWu to >_> my uWu house, 
And >_> since :33 you ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >_< be >_> my >_< son-in-waw, 
;;w;; Be yet >_> my :3 nyephew. ^w^ My brother hath a ;;w;; daughtew, 
>_> Awmost >w< the ^.^ copy :3 of >_> my UwU chiwd UwU that's >_> dead, 
And she OwO awonye is >_< heiw uWu to x3 both :3 of :33 us. 
^w^ Give ;;w;; hew >w< the >w< wight :33 you OwO shouwd have ^-^ giv'n ;;w;; hew cousin, 
And ;;w;; so OwO dies >_> my revenge. 
Claud. O ^-^ nyobwe :33 siw! 
;;w;; Youw xDD ovew-kindnyess x3 doth ÚwÚ wwing tears OwO fwom >w< me. 
^-^ I do embrace ^-^ youw >_< offew; ^-^ and :3 dispose 
:3 Fow >w< hencefowth :3 of x3 poow ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
xDD Weon. uWu To-mowwow :33 then ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD expect ^-^ youw UwU coming; 
x3 To-nyight ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my leave. ^.^ This ÚwÚ nyaughty man 
ÚwÚ Shaww fact uWu to UwU face >_< be brought uWu to xDD Mawgawet, 
>_< Who ^-^ I xDD bewieve >_> was x3 pack'd ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ^w^ this OwO wwong, 
Hir'd uWu to it :3 by ^-^ youw >_> bwothew. 
>_> Bowa. x3 Nyo, :3 by >_> my ^w^ souw, she >_> was not; 
>_> Nyow ^-^ knyew UwU nyot what she >w< did uWu when she ^-^ spoke uWu to x3 me; 
xDD But uWu awways hath OwO been UwU just ^-^ and x3 viwtuous 
^.^ In anything ^w^ that ^-^ I do >_< knyow :3 by x3 hew. 
^-^ Dog. >w< Moweovew, sir, xDD which uWu indeed is UwU nyot ^.^ undew ^w^ white ^-^ and x3 bwack, ^w^ this 
uWu pwaintiff ;;w;; hewe, >w< the offender, >w< did UwU caww :33 me ÚwÚ ass. ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you let 
it >_< be ;;w;; wememb'wed ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; punyishment. And >w< awso >w< the :33 watch heard them 
^-^ tawk :3 of >w< onye :33 Defowmed. xDD They say UwU he wears a ;;w;; key ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ eaw, ^-^ and a 
^-^ wock >_> hanging :3 by ^w^ it, ^-^ and ^.^ bowwows ^.^ monyey ^-^ in God's ;;w;; nyame, >w< the xDD which UwU he 
hath ÚwÚ us'd ;;w;; so long ^-^ and UwU nyevew >_< paid ^w^ that now ^-^ men ÚwÚ gwow hard-hearted 
^-^ and >w< wiww ^w^ wend OwO nyothing for God's >_< sake. xDD Pway :33 you uWu examinye xDD him upon 
^w^ that >_> point. 
xDD Weon. ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ thee for thy OwO cawe ^-^ and uWu honyest xDD pains. 
^-^ Dog. ;;w;; Youw worship ;;w;; speaks OwO wike a :3 most ^w^ thankfuw ^-^ and reverent uWu youth, 
^-^ and ^-^ I praise >_> God for ÚwÚ you. 
xDD Weon. Thewe's for thy xDD pains. xDD [Gives ^-^ monyey.] 
^-^ Dog. >_> God >_< save >w< the foundation! 
xDD Weon. ^.^ Go, ^-^ I >w< dischawge ÚwÚ thee :3 of thy >w< pwisonyew, ^-^ and ^-^ I UwU thank ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ Dog. ^-^ I uWu weave :3 an ÚwÚ awwant ÚwÚ knyave xDD with ^-^ youw :33 wowship, xDD which ^-^ I uWu beseech 
^-^ youw worship uWu to >_> cowwect ÚwÚ youwsewf, for >w< the ^.^ exampwe :3 of >_> othews. 
>_> God :3 keep ^-^ youw ^.^ wowship! ^-^ I :33 wish ^-^ youw worship ^.^ weww. >_> God uWu westowe :33 you 
uWu to :3 heawth! ^-^ I x3 humbwy >w< give :33 you uWu weave uWu to :33 depawt; ^-^ and >_> if a uWu mewwy 
OwO meeting ^w^ may >_< be :33 wish'd, >_> God OwO pwohibit x3 it! uWu Come, ^-^ nyeighbouw. 
Exeunt ;;w;; [Dogbewwy ^-^ and :33 Vewges]. 
xDD Weon. OwO Untiw uWu to-mowwow morning, ^w^ wowds, farewell. 
Ant. Farewell, >_> my uWu wowds. OwO We >w< wook for :33 you to-morrow. 
^-^ Pedwo. OwO We >w< wiww UwU nyot fall. 
Claud. x3 To-nyight >_< I'ww OwO mouwn xDD with ÚwÚ Hewo. 
^.^ [Exeunt OwO Don :3 Pedwo ^-^ and ;;w;; Cwaudio.] 
xDD Weon. x3 [to >w< the UwU Watch] xDD Bwing :33 you uWu these :3 fewwows OwO on.--We'ww ^-^ tawk xDD with 
xDD Mawgawet, 
UwU How ;;w;; hew >w< acquaintance OwO gwew xDD with ^w^ this ^w^ wewd fellow. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< II. 
>_> Weonyato's orchard. 

^-^ Entew Benedick ^-^ and ^w^ Mawgawet ^.^ [meeting]. 

;;w;; Benye. xDD Pway ^-^ thee, sweet Mistress xDD Mawgawet, ^w^ desewve ^w^ weww :3 at >_> my >w< hands 
:3 by helping :33 me uWu to >w< the >_> speech :3 of Beatrice. 
:33 Mawg. Will :33 you :33 then xDD wwite :33 me a xDD sonnyet ^-^ in praise :3 of >_> my :3 beauty? 
;;w;; Benye. ^.^ In ;;w;; so >_> high a style, xDD Mawgawet, ^w^ that xDD nyo man >_< wiving >_< shaww come 
OwO ovew x3 it; for ^-^ in :3 most :33 comewy >_> twuth >w< thou ^-^ desewvest uWu it. 
:33 Mawg. >_< To have xDD nyo man come OwO ovew ÚwÚ me? :3 Why, >_< shaww ^-^ I uWu awways :3 keep >w< bewow 
stairs? 
;;w;; Benye. >w< Thy UwU wit is ÚwÚ as quick ÚwÚ as >w< the >_< gweyhound's ^-^ mouth--it x3 catches. 
:33 Mawg. And ;;w;; youws ÚwÚ as UwU bwunt ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 fencew's UwU foiws, xDD which OwO hit but hurt 
uWu nyot. 
;;w;; Benye. xDD A :3 most uWu manwy ;;w;; wit, Margaret: it >w< wiww UwU nyot hurt a ^.^ woman. 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee UwU caww Beatrice. ^-^ I >w< give ÚwÚ thee >w< the :33 buckwews. 
:33 Mawg. ^w^ Give uWu us >w< the swords; ;;w;; we have bucklers :3 of x3 ouw :3 own. 
;;w;; Benye. UwU If :33 you ÚwÚ use them, xDD Mawgawet, :33 you must put ^-^ in >w< the uWu pikes xDD with a 
>_> vice, ^-^ and :33 they are ^w^ dangewous ÚwÚ weapons for maids. 
:33 Mawg. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU caww Beatrice uWu to ^.^ you, ;;w;; who ^-^ I xDD think hath ^w^ wegs. 
;;w;; Benye. And x3 thewefowe >w< wiww ^-^ come. 
x3 Exit Margaret. 
:3 [Sings] ^.^ The x3 god :3 of love, 
:33 That :3 sits ^w^ above 
And UwU knyows me, ^-^ and UwU knyows me, 
UwU How pitiful ^-^ I uWu desewve-- 

^-^ I UwU mean ^-^ in ÚwÚ singing; but ^-^ in >_> woving >w< Weandew >w< the ^w^ good uWu swimmew, 
x3 Twoiwus >w< the >_> fiwst :33 empwoyew :3 of panders, ^-^ and a uWu whowe book full :3 of 
uWu these ^w^ quondam :3 cawpet-mongews, :3 whose ;;w;; nyames yet run smoothly ^-^ in >w< the 
uWu even road :3 of a ^-^ bwank >w< vewse--why, :33 they were UwU nyevew ;;w;; so >_< twuwy OwO tuwn'd 
OwO ovew ^-^ and OwO ovew ÚwÚ as >_> my x3 poow >_> sewf ^-^ in :3 wove. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ show it ^-^ in 
^-^ whyme. ^-^ I have tried. ^-^ I ^w^ can find :33 out xDD nyo rhyme uWu to UwU 'wady' but >_> 'baby' 
UwU --an xDD innyocent >w< whyme; for ^-^ 'scown,' UwU 'hown'--a :33 hawd >w< whyme; for 
^-^ 'schoow', 'fool'--a ;;w;; babbwing OwO whyme: :3 vewy UwU ominyous >_< endings! x3 Nyo, ^-^ I 
>_> was UwU nyot >w< bown ^.^ undew a ^w^ whyming UwU pwanyet, >_< nyow ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ woo ^-^ in >_> festivaw 
>_> tewms. 

^-^ Entew Beatrice. 

^-^ Sweet UwU Beatwice, wouldst >w< thou come uWu when ^-^ I call'd uWu thee? 
>w< Beat. x3 Yea, OwO signyiow, ^-^ and ^.^ depawt uWu when :33 you :33 bid >w< me. 
;;w;; Benye. OwO O, x3 stay but :3 tiww >_> then! 
>w< Beat. ^-^ 'Then' is ^-^ spoken. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^w^ weww UwU nyow. And yet, ^-^ ewe ^-^ I go, let 
:33 me ^w^ go xDD with ^w^ that ^-^ I came ^-^ fow, xDD which UwU is, xDD with OwO knyowing what hath 
>_< pass'd between :33 you ^-^ and ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
;;w;; Benye. ^w^ Onwy ÚwÚ fouw words; ^-^ and xDD theweupon ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> kiss ;;w;; thee. 
>w< Beat. ^.^ Fouw >_> wowds is but ÚwÚ fouw wind, ^-^ and ÚwÚ fouw ^.^ wind is but ÚwÚ fouw 
>w< bweath, ^-^ and ÚwÚ fouw >_< bweath is ^w^ nyoisome. Therefore ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ depawt 
unkiss'd. 
;;w;; Benye. Thou UwU hast frighted >w< the :3 wowd :33 out :3 of ^.^ his >w< wight ^w^ sense, ;;w;; so 
^w^ fowcibwe is thy ^-^ wit. xDD But ^-^ I must tell ÚwÚ thee uWu pwainwy, xDD Cwaudio 
^w^ undewgoes >_> my ÚwÚ chawwenge; ^-^ and OwO eithew ^-^ I must uWu showtwy >_> heaw OwO fwom xDD him 
>w< ow ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< subscwibe xDD him a UwU cowawd. And ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee now tell me, 
for xDD which :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ bad x3 pawts didst >w< thou >_> fiwst x3 faww ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
>w< Beat. :3 Fow them ;;w;; aww xDD togethew, xDD which ^-^ maintain'd ;;w;; so :3 powitic a ^.^ state :3 of 
x3 eviw ^w^ that :33 they >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD admit :33 any ^w^ good ^.^ pawt uWu to ÚwÚ intewmingwe xDD with 
uWu them. xDD But for xDD which :3 of >_> my ^w^ good x3 pawts >w< did :33 you >_> fiwst :3 suffew :33 wove 
for ÚwÚ me? 
;;w;; Benye. x3 Suffew >_< wove!--a ^w^ good ÚwÚ epithet. ^-^ I do :3 suffew :33 wove UwU indeed, for ^-^ I 
:33 wove ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ against >_> my :3 wiww. 
>w< Beat. ^.^ In :33 spite :3 of ^-^ youw heart, ^-^ I think. >_> Awas, x3 poow >_< heawt! UwU If :33 you 
:33 spite it for >_> my xDD sake, ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 spite it for ^-^ youws, for ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyevew 
:33 wove ^w^ that xDD which >_> my uWu fwiend hates. 
;;w;; Benye. Thou ^-^ and ^-^ I are x3 too uWu wise uWu to ÚwÚ woo ;;w;; peaceabwy. 
>w< Beat. >_> It ;;w;; appeaws UwU nyot ^-^ in ^w^ this confession. Thewe's UwU nyot >w< onye uWu wise man 
xDD among twenty, ^w^ that >w< wiww praise ^.^ himsewf. 
;;w;; Benye. ;;w;; An >_< owd, :3 an old :3 instance, UwU Beatwice, ^w^ that :3 wiv'd ^-^ in >w< the :3 time :3 of 
^w^ good neighbours. UwU If a man do UwU nyot erect ^-^ in ^w^ this age ^.^ his ^-^ own ^.^ tomb 
^-^ ewe UwU he >_> dies, UwU he >_< shaww >_< wive xDD nyo >_> wongew ^-^ in ^w^ monyument than >w< the >_> beww 
rings ^-^ and >w< the widow weeps. 
>w< Beat. And how long is that, xDD think :33 you? 
;;w;; Benye. :33 Question: OwO why, :3 an hour ^-^ in UwU cwamouw ^-^ and a ;;w;; quawtew ^-^ in >w< wheum. 
Therefore is it :3 most >_> expedient for >w< the UwU wise, >_> if OwO Don ;;w;; Wowm OwO (his 
conscience) find xDD nyo ^-^ impediment uWu to >w< the :3 contwawy, uWu to >_< be >w< the OwO twumpet 
:3 of ^.^ his ^-^ own OwO viwtues, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am uWu to uWu mysewf. So ÚwÚ much for praising 
x3 mysewf, :33 who, ^-^ I myself >w< wiww ;;w;; beaw x3 witnyess, is >w< pwaisewowthy. And now 
tell me, how x3 doth ^-^ youw ^-^ cousin? 
>w< Beat. ^w^ Vewy ill. 
;;w;; Benye. And how do :33 you? 
>w< Beat. ^w^ Vewy ^w^ iww >_< too. 
;;w;; Benye. ^-^ Sewve God, :33 wove me, ^-^ and mend. ;;w;; Thewe >w< wiww ^-^ I uWu weave :33 you OwO too, for 
ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< onye ^-^ in >w< haste. 

^-^ Entew Ursula. 

x3 Uws. ^-^ Madam, :33 you must come uWu to ^-^ youw >w< uncwe. Yonder's old coil :3 at home. 
>_> It is ÚwÚ pwoved >_> my :33 Wady Hero hath OwO been xDD fawsewy x3 accus'd, >w< the xDD Pwince 
^-^ and xDD Cwaudio UwU mightiwy uWu abus'd, ^-^ and OwO Don :33 John is >w< the xDD authow :3 of >w< aww, 
;;w;; who is fled ^-^ and gone. Will :33 you come >w< pwesentwy? 
>w< Beat. Will :33 you ^w^ go >_> heaw ^w^ this OwO nyews, OwO signyiow? 
;;w;; Benye. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< wive ^-^ in thy heart, :33 die ^-^ in thy ^-^ wap, ^-^ and >_< be UwU buwied thy 
>_> eyes; ^-^ and >_< moweovew, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go xDD with ÚwÚ thee uWu to thy ^.^ uncwe's. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
xDD A ^w^ chuwchyawd. 

^-^ Entew xDD Cwaudio, OwO Don uWu Pedwo, ^-^ and xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw xDD with ;;w;; tapews, 
>_> [fowwowed :3 by ^w^ Musicians]. 

Claud. Is ^w^ this >w< the ^w^ monyument :3 of >_< Weonyato? 
^w^ Wowd. >_> It UwU is, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
Claud. ;;w;; [weads OwO fwom a ;;w;; scwoww] 

Epitaph. 

>w< Donye uWu to ÚwÚ death :3 by ^.^ swandewous tongues 
uWu Was >w< the Hero ^w^ that ÚwÚ hewe uWu wies. 
>_< Death, ^-^ in guerdon :3 of ;;w;; hew wrongs, 
^.^ Gives ;;w;; hew fame xDD which UwU nyevew :33 dies. 
So >w< the OwO wife ^w^ that ;;w;; died xDD with OwO shame 
Lives ^-^ in ÚwÚ death xDD with x3 gwowious fame. 

^.^ Hang >w< thou >w< thewe upon >w< the ÚwÚ tomb, 
[Hangs :3 up >w< the xDD scwoww.] 
^-^ Pwaising ;;w;; hew uWu when ^-^ I am ;;w;; dumb. 
xDD Nyow, music, uWu sound, ^-^ and ^.^ sing ^-^ youw solemn >_> hymn. 

Song. 

^w^ Pawdon, goddess :3 of >w< the OwO nyight, 
Those ^w^ that slew thy ^.^ viwgin ^w^ knyight; 
:3 Fow >w< the which, xDD with songs :3 of ÚwÚ woe, 
Round uWu about ;;w;; hew ^.^ tomb :33 they ^w^ go. 
:33 Midnyight, ^.^ assist x3 ouw x3 moan, 
Help uWu us uWu to xDD sigh ^-^ and ^-^ gwoan 
UwU Heaviwy, ^-^ heaviwy, 
Graves, ^.^ yawn ^-^ and yield ^-^ youw >_> dead, 
xDD Tiww ÚwÚ death >_< be >w< uttewed 
UwU Heaviwy, >_> heaviwy. 

Claud. :3 Nyow >_< unto thy x3 bonyes ^w^ good >_< nyight! 
Yearly >w< wiww ^-^ I do ^w^ this >w< wite. 
^-^ Pedwo. Good UwU mowwow, masters. xDD Put ^-^ youw torches x3 out. 
^.^ The ^w^ wowves have uWu pwey'd, ^-^ and UwU wook, >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe x3 day, 
:3 Befowe >w< the ^-^ wheews :3 of ÚwÚ Phoebus, :3 wound uWu about 
>w< Dappwes >w< the ^.^ dwowsy ^w^ east xDD with x3 spots :3 of ^-^ gwey. 
Thanks uWu to :33 you >w< aww, ^-^ and uWu weave :33 us. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. 
Claud. Good UwU mowwow, masters. >_> Each ^.^ his ;;w;; sevewaw way. 
^-^ Pedwo. uWu Come, let uWu us hence ^-^ and put on x3 othew ^.^ weeds, 
And :33 then uWu to >_> Weonyato's ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^w^ go. 
Claud. And OwO Hymen now xDD with ^w^ wuckiew ^.^ issue UwU speeds 
uWu Than ^w^ this for whom ;;w;; we :33 wend'wed :3 up ^w^ this woe. x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ÚwÚ IV 
^.^ The xDD haww ^-^ in >_> Weonyato's ^w^ house. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ Weonyato, ^-^ Benyedick, [Beatrice,] xDD Mawgawet, :3 Uwsuwa, :3 Antonyio, 
xDD Fwiaw ;;w;; [Fwancis], ÚwÚ Hewo. 

^w^ Fwiaw. ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I UwU nyot tell :33 you she >_> was ^w^ innyocent? 
xDD Weon. So are >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and xDD Cwaudio, ;;w;; who :33 accus'd ;;w;; hew 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the :3 ewwow ^w^ that :33 you heard OwO debated. 
xDD But ^w^ Mawgawet >_> was ^-^ in ÚwÚ some x3 fauwt for ^w^ this, 
Although ÚwÚ against ;;w;; hew will, ÚwÚ as it ;;w;; appeaws 
^.^ In >w< the OwO twue ÚwÚ couwse :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the uWu question. 
Ant. xDD Weww, ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad ^w^ that ;;w;; aww things >_> sowt ;;w;; so ^.^ weww. 
;;w;; Benye. And ;;w;; so am ;;w;; I, being else :3 by faith x3 enfowc'd 
>_< To UwU caww xDD young xDD Cwaudio uWu to a >w< weckonying for uWu it. 
xDD Weon. xDD Weww, ;;w;; daughtew, ^-^ and :33 you ÚwÚ gentwewomen >w< aww, 
:33 Withdwaw uWu into a x3 chambew :3 by ^-^ youwsewves, 
And uWu when ^-^ I ^.^ send for ^.^ you, come ÚwÚ hithew ^.^ mask'd. 
Exeunt :33 Wadies. 
^.^ The xDD Pwince ^-^ and xDD Cwaudio >_< pwomis'd :3 by ^w^ this hour 
>_< To ^-^ visit >w< me. You >_< knyow ^-^ youw ;;w;; office, uWu bwothew: 
You must >_< be father uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew's ;;w;; daughtew, 
And >w< give ;;w;; hew uWu to xDD young ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
Ant. Which ^-^ I >w< wiww do xDD with ;;w;; confiwm'd OwO countenyance. 
;;w;; Benye. ÚwÚ Fwiaw, ^-^ I must entreat ^-^ youw pains, ^-^ I think. 
^w^ Fwiaw. >_< To do x3 what, OwO signyiow? 
;;w;; Benye. >_< To ^w^ bind me, >w< ow undo x3 me--onye :3 of uWu them. 
:3 Signyiow ÚwÚ Weonyato, >_> twuth it UwU is, ^w^ good OwO signyiow, 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; nyiece >w< wegawds :33 me xDD with :3 an eye :3 of :33 favouw. 
xDD Weon. :33 That eye >_> my uWu daughtew ^-^ went x3 hew. 'Tis :3 most :3 twue. 
;;w;; Benye. And ^-^ I do xDD with :3 an eye :3 of :33 wove requite x3 hew. 
xDD Weon. ^.^ The :33 sight xDD wheweof ^-^ I xDD think :33 you ^w^ had OwO fwom me, 
^w^ Fwom xDD Cwaudio, ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; Pwince; but what's ^-^ youw will? 
;;w;; Benye. ;;w;; Youw answer, sir, is x3 enyigmaticaw; 
>w< But, for >_> my will, >_> my >w< wiww UwU is, ^-^ youw ^w^ good >w< wiww 
:3 May >_< stand xDD with UwU ouws, ^w^ this x3 day uWu to >_< be >w< conjoin'd 
^.^ In >w< the ^.^ state :3 of >w< honyouwabwe ^.^ mawwiage; 
^.^ In which, ^w^ good :3 fwiaw, ^-^ I >_< shaww desire ^-^ youw :33 hewp. 
xDD Weon. ^w^ My :33 heawt is xDD with ^-^ youw liking. 
^w^ Fwiaw. And >_> my :33 hewp. 

^-^ Entew OwO Don :3 Pedwo ^-^ and xDD Cwaudio ^-^ and x3 two >w< ow xDD thwee ;;w;; othew. 

uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
^-^ Pedwo. Good morrow uWu to ^w^ this ^.^ faiw assembly. 
xDD Weon. Good UwU mowwow, ;;w;; Pwince; ^w^ good UwU mowwow, ;;w;; Cwaudio. 
OwO We ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ attend ÚwÚ you. ;;w;; Awe :33 you yet :33 detewmin'd 
^.^ To-day uWu to >w< mawwy xDD with >_> my ^-^ bwothew's ;;w;; daughtew? 
Claud. >_< I'ww hold >_> my >w< mind, were she :3 an ;;w;; Ethiope. 
xDD Weon. x3 Caww ;;w;; hew forth, >_> bwothew. Here's >w< the friar OwO weady. 
UwU [Exit uWu Antonyio.] 
^-^ Pedwo. Good UwU mowwow, >_> Benyedick. :3 Why, what's >w< the :3 mattew 
:33 That :33 you have >_< such a ÚwÚ Febwuawy OwO face, 
So full :3 of ;;w;; fwost, :3 of ^w^ stowm, ^-^ and ;;w;; cwoudinyess? 
Claud. ^-^ I xDD think UwU he :33 thinks upon >w< the UwU savage ^w^ buww. 
^w^ Tush, ^w^ feaw not, ^.^ man! >w< We'ww UwU tip thy >_> howns xDD with :3 gowd, 
And ;;w;; aww x3 Euwopa >_< shaww UwU wejoice :3 at ^-^ thee, 
:33 As once x3 Euwopa >w< did :3 at lusty :3 Jove 
When UwU he :3 wouwd uWu pway >w< the ^-^ nyobwe beast ^-^ in :3 wove. 
;;w;; Benye. ^.^ Buww x3 Jove, sir, ^w^ had :3 an amiable ^.^ wow, 
And ÚwÚ some >_< such ^-^ stwange :33 buww ^.^ weap'd ^-^ youw >_> fathew's xDD cow 
And ^w^ got a OwO cawf ^-^ in ^w^ that ^-^ same ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ feat 
^.^ Much OwO wike uWu to ^.^ you, for :33 you have UwU just ^.^ his :33 bweat. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ [Weonyato's] brother :33 [Antonyio], :33 Hewo, UwU Beatwice, 
xDD Mawgawet, :3 Uwsuwa, ^-^ [the ladies :33 weawing masks]. 

Claud. :3 Fow ^w^ this ^-^ I ^-^ owe ÚwÚ you. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes x3 othew ;;w;; weckonyings. 
Which is >w< the lady ^-^ I must seize upon? 
Ant. ^.^ This ^-^ same is ^.^ she, ^-^ and ^-^ I do >w< give :33 you x3 hew. 
Claud. ^.^ Why uWu then, she's >_< minye. ^-^ Sweet, let :33 me see ^-^ youw OwO face. 
xDD Weon. x3 Nyo, ^w^ that :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot :3 tiww :33 you ^w^ take ;;w;; hew UwU hand 
:3 Befowe ^w^ this friar ^-^ and xDD sweaw uWu to >w< mawwy x3 hew. 
Claud. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw UwU hand :33 befowe ^w^ this UwU howy UwU fwiaw. 
^-^ I am ^-^ youw :3 husband >_> if :33 you OwO wike :3 of >w< me. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. And uWu when ^-^ I :3 wiv'd ^-^ I >_> was ^-^ youw x3 othew wife; ^.^ [Unmasks.] 
And uWu when :33 you :3 wov'd :33 you were >_> my x3 othew xDD husband. 
Claud. UwU Anyothew >_> Hewo! 
ÚwÚ Hewo. Nothing :33 cewtainyew. 
uWu Onye Hero ;;w;; died UwU defiw'd; but ^-^ I do >_< wive, 
And surely ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< wive, ^-^ I am a ^.^ maid. 
^-^ Pedwo. ^.^ The uWu fowmew >_> Hewo! Hero ^w^ that is ;;w;; dead! 
xDD Weon. ÚwÚ She :3 died, >_> my lord, but >w< whiwes ;;w;; hew ;;w;; swandew UwU wiv'd. 
^w^ Fwiaw. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ this amazement ^w^ can ^-^ I xDD quawify, 
^w^ When, after ^w^ that >w< the UwU howy x3 wites are uWu ended, 
>_< I'ww tell :33 you >_> wawgewy :3 of ^.^ faiw >w< Hewo's ^-^ death. 
>w< Meantime let x3 wondew seem >w< famiwiaw, 
And uWu to >w< the ^-^ chapew let uWu us ^-^ pwesentwy. 
;;w;; Benye. ^w^ Soft ^-^ and x3 faiw, UwU fwiaw. Which is Beatrice? 
>w< Beat. UwU [unmasks] ^-^ I answer uWu to ^w^ that name. :3 What is ^-^ youw will? 
;;w;; Benye. :3 Do UwU nyot :33 you :33 wove ÚwÚ me? 
>w< Beat. :3 Why, no; xDD nyo :33 mowe than x3 weason. 
;;w;; Benye. :3 Why, :33 then ^-^ youw >w< uncwe, ^-^ and >w< the Prince, ^-^ and xDD Cwaudio 
>_< Have OwO been >_< deceived; for :33 they ^.^ swowe :33 you did. 
>w< Beat. :3 Do UwU nyot :33 you :33 wove ÚwÚ me? 
;;w;; Benye. ^-^ Twoth, no; xDD nyo :33 mowe than x3 weason. 
>w< Beat. :3 Why, :33 then >_> my cousin, xDD Mawgawet, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Uwsuwa 
;;w;; Awe ÚwÚ much deceiv'd; for :33 they >w< did xDD sweaw :33 you did. 
;;w;; Benye. xDD They ^.^ swowe ^w^ that :33 you were almost ÚwÚ sick for >w< me. 
>w< Beat. xDD They ^.^ swowe ^w^ that :33 you were uWu weww-nyigh ^-^ dead for >w< me. 
;;w;; Benye. 'Tis xDD nyo >_< such >w< mattew. UwU Then :33 you do UwU nyot :33 wove ÚwÚ me? 
>w< Beat. x3 Nyo, ^-^ twuwy, but ^-^ in >_< fwiendwy >w< wecompense. 
xDD Weon. uWu Come, cousin, ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe :33 you :33 wove >w< the xDD gentweman. 
Claud. And >_< I'ww >_< be ^w^ swown ^.^ upon't ^w^ that UwU he >_< woves :3 hew; 
:3 Fow >_> hewe's a paper written ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; hand, 
xDD A x3 hawting xDD sonnyet :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ own >_> puwe x3 bwain, 
Fashion'd uWu to Beatrice. 
ÚwÚ Hewo. And >_> hewe's another, 
OwO Wwit ^-^ in >_> my :33 cousin's ;;w;; hand, xDD stow'n OwO fwom ;;w;; hew pocket, 
uWu Containying ;;w;; hew UwU affection >_< unto >_> Benyedick. 
;;w;; Benye. xDD A :33 miwacwe! Here's x3 ouw ^-^ own >w< hands ÚwÚ against x3 ouw hearts. 
uWu Come, ^-^ I >w< wiww have ;;w;; thee; OwO but, :3 by ^w^ this :3 wight, ^-^ I ^w^ take ÚwÚ thee for >_< pity. 
>w< Beat. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot uWu deny you; OwO but, :3 by ^w^ this ^w^ good x3 day, ^-^ I yield upon 
>_> gweat persuasion, ^-^ and partly uWu to >_< save ^-^ youw >_< wife, for ^-^ I >_> was >_< towd 
:33 you were ^-^ in a consumption. 
;;w;; Benye. xDD Peace! ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< stop ^-^ youw UwU mouth. UwU [Kisses >_> hew.] 
>w< Beat. >_< I'ww tell ÚwÚ thee x3 what, >_> Pwince: a college :3 of ÚwÚ wit-cwackews ;;w;; cannyot 
:33 fwout :33 me :33 out :3 of >_> my ^-^ humouw. OwO Dost >w< thou xDD think ^-^ I OwO cawe for a ÚwÚ satiwe >w< ow 
:3 an OwO epigwam? >w< Nyo. UwU If a man >w< wiww >_< be >w< beaten xDD with :3 bwains, x3 'a >_< shaww 
>_< weaw OwO nyothing ÚwÚ handsome uWu about ^-^ him. ^.^ In ^.^ bwief, >_> since ^-^ I do OwO puwpose uWu to 
x3 mawwy, ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD think OwO nyothing uWu to :33 any OwO puwpose ^w^ that >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ can say 
ÚwÚ against x3 it; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe UwU nyevew :33 fwout :3 at :33 me for what ^-^ I have ^-^ said 
ÚwÚ against x3 it; for man is a UwU giddy ^w^ thing, ^-^ and ^w^ this is >_> my >_> concwusion. 
:3 Fow thy >_< pawt, xDD Cwaudio, ^-^ I >w< did xDD think uWu to have >w< beaten ;;w;; thee; but ^-^ in 
^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt OwO wike uWu to >_< be >_> my :33 kinsman, >_< wive ^.^ unbwuis'd, ^-^ and :33 wove >_> my 
>_< cousin. 
Claud. ^-^ I ^w^ had ^w^ weww hop'd >w< thou wouldst have >w< denyied UwU Beatwice, ^w^ that ^-^ I 
:33 might have cudgell'd ÚwÚ thee :33 out :3 of thy :33 singwe >_< wife, uWu to uWu make ÚwÚ thee a 
x3 doubwe-deawew, xDD which :33 out :3 of >w< question >w< thou OwO wiwt >_< be >_> if >_> my ;;w;; cousin do 
UwU nyot >w< wook :3 exceeding xDD nyawwowwy uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
;;w;; Benye. uWu Come, come, ;;w;; we are uWu fwiends. xDD Wet's have a ^w^ dance ^-^ ewe ;;w;; we are 
married, ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^w^ may :3 wighten x3 ouw ^-^ own ^-^ heawts ^-^ and x3 ouw UwU wives' heels. 
xDD Weon. >w< We'ww have dancing afterward. 
;;w;; Benye. ^-^ Fiwst, :3 of >_> my xDD wowd! Therefore uWu pway, music. Prince, >w< thou UwU awt 
uWu sad. Get ÚwÚ thee a ÚwÚ wife, x3 get ÚwÚ thee a xDD wife! ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo staff :33 mowe 
reverent than >w< onye OwO tipp'd xDD with ;;w;; hown. 

^-^ Entew Messenger. 

Mess. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ youw brother :33 John is xDD ta'en ^-^ in xDD fwight, 
And brought xDD with uWu awmed ^-^ men >_< back uWu to ^w^ Messinya. 
;;w;; Benye. >w< Think UwU nyot on xDD him :3 tiww to-morrow. >_< I'ww x3 devise ÚwÚ thee ^.^ bwave 
UwU punyishments for ^-^ him. >_< Stwike xDD up, :33 pipews! 
^-^ Dance. >_< [Exeunt.] 


>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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1605 


>w< THE TRAGEDY UwU OF OTHELLO, MOOR UwU OF xDD VENyICE 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

OTHELLO, >w< the x3 Moow, ^-^ genyewaw :3 of >w< the >_< Venyetian forces 
DESDEMONA, ^.^ his uWu wife 
IAGO, ensign uWu to Othello 
x3 EMIWIA, ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife, UwU wady-in-waiting uWu to xDD Desdemonya 
>w< CASSIO, lieutenant uWu to Othello 
>w< THE :3 DUKE UwU OF xDD VENyICE 
BRABANTIO, >_< Venyetian Senator, father :3 of xDD Desdemonya 
:3 GWATIANyO, ^-^ nyobweman :3 of Venice, brother :3 of Brabantio 
LODOVICO, ^-^ nyobweman :3 of Venice, >_> kinsman :3 of Brabantio 
xDD WODEWIGO, ^-^ wejected ^w^ suitow :3 of xDD Desdemonya 
uWu BIANCA, ÚwÚ mistwess :3 of Cassio 
>w< MONTANyO, a x3 Cypwiot xDD officiaw 
xDD A :3 Cwown ^-^ in UwU sewvice uWu to Othello 
Senators, :33 Saiwows, Messengers, ^w^ Officews, :33 Gentwemen, Musicians, ^-^ and 
^.^ Attendants 




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OwO SCENyE: OwO Venyice ^-^ and ÚwÚ Cypwus 

>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
Venice. xDD A :33 stweet. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ Wodewigo ^-^ and Iago. 

>_> WODEWIGO. ^w^ Tush, UwU nyevew tell me! ^-^ I ^w^ take it ÚwÚ much UwU unkindwy 
:33 That UwU thou, OwO Iago, ;;w;; who UwU hast ^w^ had >_> my ^.^ puwse 
:33 As >_> if >w< the xDD stwings were >w< thinye, shouldst >_< knyow :3 of this. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ 'Sbwood, but :33 you >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> heaw >w< me. 
UwU If ^-^ evew ^-^ I >w< did dream :3 of >_< such a >w< mattew, 
>_< Abhow >w< me. 
>_> WODEWIGO. Thou >_< towd'st :33 me >w< thou didst hold xDD him ^-^ in thy ;;w;; hate. 
UwU IAGO. Despise me, >_> if ^-^ I do uWu nyot. Three >_> gweat ones :3 of >w< the ;;w;; city, 
^.^ In ^w^ pewsonyaw ^-^ suit uWu to uWu make :33 me ^.^ his xDD wieutenyant, 
Off-capp'd uWu to xDD him; UwU and, :3 by >w< the faith :3 of ;;w;; man, 
^-^ I >_< knyow >_> my ^.^ pwice, ^-^ I am worth xDD nyo worse a ;;w;; pwace. 
xDD But ÚwÚ he, ÚwÚ as >_> woving ^.^ his ^-^ own ^-^ pwide ^-^ and ^.^ puwposes, 
ÚwÚ Evades them, xDD with a ÚwÚ bumbast circumstance 
:33 Howwibwy x3 stuff'd xDD with epithets :3 of >w< waw, 
And, ^-^ in conclusion, 
>_> Nyonsuits >_> my x3 mediatows; ^-^ fow, x3 "Cewtes," x3 says ÚwÚ he, 
"I have uWu awweady >w< chose >_> my UwU officew." 
And what >_> was ^-^ he? 
^.^ Fowsooth, a >_> gweat UwU awithmetician, 
uWu Onye ^-^ Michaew >_> Cassio, a uWu Fwowentinye 
(A uWu fewwow almost ^.^ damn'd ^-^ in a ^.^ faiw x3 wife) 
:33 That UwU nyevew ^w^ set a UwU squadwon ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ fiewd, 
>_> Nyow >w< the division :3 of a >_< battwe UwU knyows 
x3 Mowe than a spinster; UwU unwess >w< the >_> bookish >_< theowic, 
Wherein >w< the ÚwÚ toged x3 consuws ^w^ can OwO pwopose 
:33 As masterly ÚwÚ as >w< he. :33 Mewe ^.^ pwattwe :33 without UwU pwactice 
Is ;;w;; aww ^.^ his xDD sowdiewship. xDD But ÚwÚ he, sir, ^w^ had >w< the ^-^ ewection; 
And ;;w;; I, :3 of whom ^.^ his ^.^ eyes ^w^ had seen >w< the >_< pwoof 
x3 At :33 Whodes, :3 at UwU Cypwus, ^-^ and on x3 othew :33 gwounds 
Christian ^-^ and UwU heathen, must >_< be UwU bewee'd ^-^ and calm'd 
By xDD debitow ^-^ and creditor. ^.^ This >_< countew-castew, 
x3 He, ^-^ in ^w^ good time, must ^.^ his lieutenant be, 
And ÚwÚ I- >_> God bless >w< the xDD mawk!- ^.^ his ^.^ Moowship's x3 ancient. 
>_> WODEWIGO. By :33 heaven, ^-^ I :3 wathew :3 wouwd have OwO been ^.^ his x3 hangman. 
UwU IAGO. :3 Why, >_< thewe's xDD nyo remedy. 'Tis >w< the xDD cuwse :3 of service, 
;;w;; Pwefewment :3 goes :3 by letter ^-^ and :3 affection, 
And UwU nyot :3 by old OwO gwadation, >w< whewe uWu each ;;w;; second 
^.^ Stood >_< heiw uWu to >w< the first. xDD Nyow, sir, >_< be judge :33 youwsewf 
^.^ Whethew ^-^ I ^-^ in :33 any UwU just term am :33 affinyed 
>_< To :33 wove >w< the Moor. 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot x3 fowwow xDD him ^w^ then. 
UwU IAGO. OwO O, sir, ÚwÚ content ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ I x3 fowwow xDD him uWu to >_> sewve >_> my ^w^ tuwn upon him: 
OwO We ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; aww >_< be masters, >_< nyow ;;w;; aww >w< mastews 
^w^ Cannyot >_< be >_< twuwy UwU fowwow'd. You >_< shaww >_< mawk 
^w^ Many a xDD duteous ^-^ and knee-crooking >_> knyave, 
:33 That OwO doting on ^.^ his ^-^ own >_> obsequious >w< bondage 
xDD Weaws :33 out ^.^ his time, ÚwÚ much OwO wike ^.^ his uWu mastew's ^-^ ass, 
:3 Fow :33 nyought but provender, ^-^ and uWu when ÚwÚ he's >_< owd, cashier'd. 
Whip :33 me >_< such uWu honyest knaves. ^w^ Othews >w< thewe are 
^-^ Who, :3 twimm'd ^-^ in forms ^-^ and >w< visages :3 of duty, 
uWu Keep yet their ^-^ heawts attending on OwO themsewves, 
And >_> thwowing but :3 shows :3 of UwU sewvice on their ÚwÚ wowds 
:3 Do ^w^ weww :3 thwive :3 by ^.^ them; ^-^ and uWu when :33 they have xDD winyed their coats 
:3 Do >w< themsewves :3 homage. These :3 fewwows have ÚwÚ some ^w^ souw, 
And >_< such a >w< onye do ^-^ I profess uWu mysewf. 
^.^ Fow, sir, 
>_> It is ÚwÚ as ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ as :33 you are ^w^ Wodewigo, 
^.^ Wewe ^-^ I >w< the x3 Moow, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be Iago. 
^.^ In following :3 him, ^-^ I x3 fowwow but myself; 
>_> Heaven is >_> my judge, UwU nyot ^-^ I for :33 wove ^-^ and duty, 
xDD But seeming ;;w;; so, for >_> my OwO pecuwiaw >_< end. 
:3 Fow uWu when >_> my UwU outwawd action x3 doth OwO demonstwate 
^.^ The native :3 act ^-^ and uWu figuwe :3 of >_> my :33 heawt 
^.^ In UwU compwement extern, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot long after 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< weaw >_> my :33 heawt upon >_> my OwO sweeve 
:3 Fow ^w^ daws uWu to uWu peck at: ^-^ I am UwU nyot what ^-^ I >w< am. 
>_> WODEWIGO. :3 What a full xDD fowtunye does >w< the >w< thick-wips >_< owe, 
UwU If UwU he ^w^ can carry't OwO thus! 
UwU IAGO. x3 Caww :3 up ;;w;; hew ^-^ fathew, 
>w< Wouse :3 him, uWu make after :3 him, OwO poison ^.^ his delight, 
^-^ Pwocwaim xDD him ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ stweets, incense ;;w;; hew x3 kinsmen, 
And, though UwU he ^-^ in a :3 fewtiwe ^-^ cwimate x3 dweww, 
x3 Pwague xDD him xDD with flies. OwO Though ^w^ that ^.^ his ;;w;; joy >_< be joy, 
^w^ Yet OwO thwow >_< such ^w^ changes :3 of UwU vexation ^.^ on't 
:33 As it ^w^ may ;;w;; wose ÚwÚ some xDD cowow. 
>_> WODEWIGO. uWu Hewe is ;;w;; hew >_> fathew's house; >_< I'ww UwU caww ^w^ awoud. 
UwU IAGO. ÚwÚ Do, xDD with OwO wike ÚwÚ timowous >_> accent ^-^ and ^w^ diwe UwU yeww 
:33 As when, :3 by night ^-^ and >_< nyegwigence, >w< the ^w^ fiwe 
Is ^w^ spied ^-^ in populous >_> cities. 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^w^ What, UwU ho, ;;w;; Bwabantio! :3 Signyiow xDD Bwabantio, uWu ho! 
UwU IAGO. x3 Awake! ^w^ What, UwU ho, ;;w;; Bwabantio! OwO Thieves! OwO Thieves! OwO Thieves! 
ÚwÚ Wook uWu to ^-^ youw uWu house, ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew, ^-^ and ^-^ youw >_< bags! 
OwO Thieves! OwO Thieves! 

Brabantio ;;w;; appeaws above, :3 at a ^w^ window. 

^-^ BWABANTIO. :3 What is >w< the :3 weason :3 of ^w^ this terrible :33 summons? 
:3 What is >w< the :3 mattew ÚwÚ thewe? 
>_> WODEWIGO. xDD Signyiow, is ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw ^-^ famiwy OwO within? 
UwU IAGO. ;;w;; Awe ^-^ youw ^w^ doows :3 wock'd? 
^-^ BWABANTIO. UwU Why? ^.^ Whewefowe ask :33 you xDD this? 
UwU IAGO. 'Zounds, sir, you're ^w^ wobb'd! :3 Fow >w< shame, put on ^-^ youw ;;w;; gown; 
;;w;; Youw :33 heawt is :3 buwst, :33 you have :33 wost :3 hawf ^-^ youw uWu souw; 
uWu Even uWu nyow, uWu nyow, :3 vewy uWu nyow, :3 an old >w< bwack ;;w;; wam 
Is tupping ^-^ youw ^w^ white ^w^ ewe. ^-^ Awise, UwU awise! 
^w^ Awake >w< the x3 snyowting ÚwÚ citizens xDD with >w< the >_> beww, 
>_> Ow else >w< the devil >w< wiww uWu make a grandsire :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ Awise, ^-^ I uWu say! 
^-^ BWABANTIO. ^w^ What, have :33 you :33 wost ^-^ youw wits? 
>_> WODEWIGO. uWu Most reverend OwO signyiow, do :33 you >_< knyow >_> my uWu voice? 
^-^ BWABANTIO. uWu Nyot xDD I. :3 What are :33 you? 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^w^ My name is >_< Wodewigo. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. ^.^ The >w< wowsew x3 wewcome. 
^-^ I have UwU chawged ÚwÚ thee UwU nyot uWu to haunt uWu about >_> my >_> doows. 
^.^ In uWu honyest ^.^ pwainnyess >w< thou UwU hast heard :33 me say 
^w^ My uWu daughtew is UwU nyot for ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and uWu nyow, ^-^ in :3 madnyess, 
ÚwÚ Being full :3 of xDD suppew ^-^ and >w< distempewing :33 dwaughts, 
ÚwÚ Upon malicious ^-^ bwavewy, dost >w< thou come 
>_< To >_> stawt >_> my :33 quiet. 
>_> WODEWIGO. x3 Siw, sir, :3 siw- 
^-^ BWABANTIO. xDD But >w< thou must xDD nyeeds >_< be ^w^ suwe 
^w^ My ÚwÚ spiwit ^-^ and >_> my :3 pwace have ^-^ in them ÚwÚ powew 
>_< To uWu make ^w^ this OwO bittew uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
>_> WODEWIGO. uWu Patience, ^w^ good ^-^ siw. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. :3 What tell'st >w< thou :33 me :3 of robbing? ^.^ This is ^.^ Venyice; 
^w^ My house is UwU nyot a >w< gwange. 
>_> WODEWIGO. uWu Most grave xDD Bwabantio, 
^.^ In ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ and >_> puwe ^w^ souw ^-^ I come uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
UwU IAGO. 'Zounds, sir, :33 you are >w< onye :3 of those ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> sewve God, 
>_> if >w< the devil :33 bid ÚwÚ you. Because ;;w;; we come uWu to do :33 you UwU sewvice ^-^ and :33 you 
xDD think ;;w;; we are uWu wuffians, ^.^ you'ww have ^-^ youw uWu daughtew ÚwÚ covewed xDD with a 
Barbary ÚwÚ howse; ^.^ you'ww have ^-^ youw OwO nyephews ^-^ nyeigh uWu to you; ^.^ you'ww have 
:33 couwsews for >w< cousins, ^-^ and ^-^ gennyets for UwU gewmans. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. :3 What OwO pwofanye UwU wwetch UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I am :3 onye, sir, ^w^ that ÚwÚ comes uWu to tell :33 you ^-^ youw uWu daughtew ^-^ and >w< the 
:3 Moow are now UwU making >w< the beast xDD with x3 two xDD backs. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. Thou are a OwO viwwain. 
UwU IAGO. You >w< awe- a OwO senyatow. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. ^.^ This >w< thou xDD shawt ^w^ answew; ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ thee, >_< Wodewigo. 
>_> WODEWIGO. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >w< wiww answer OwO anything. >w< But, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, 
If't >_< be ^-^ youw pleasure ^-^ and :3 most uWu wise ^.^ consent, 
:33 As partly ^-^ I find it UwU is, ^w^ that ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw ;;w;; daughtew, 
x3 At ^w^ this ÚwÚ odd-even ^-^ and ^.^ duww :33 watch uWu o' >w< the OwO nyight, 
Transported xDD with xDD nyo worse >_< nyow xDD bettew :3 guawd 
xDD But xDD with a ÚwÚ knyave :3 of UwU common hire, a :33 gondowiew, 
>_< To >w< the >_< gwoss ^.^ cwasps :3 of a lascivious Moor- 
UwU If ^w^ this >_< be known uWu to ^.^ you, ^-^ and ^-^ youw allowance, 
OwO We :33 then have ^w^ donye :33 you xDD bowd ^-^ and saucy wrongs; 
xDD But >_> if :33 you >_< knyow UwU nyot ^w^ this, >_> my :3 mannyews tell :33 me 
OwO We have ^-^ youw ^-^ wwong ;;w;; webuke. :3 Do UwU nyot xDD bewieve 
UwU That, OwO fwom >w< the sense :3 of ;;w;; aww civility, 
^-^ I UwU thus :3 wouwd uWu pway ^-^ and >_> twifwe xDD with ^-^ youw >_< wevewence. 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; daughtew, >_> if :33 you have UwU nyot ÚwÚ given ;;w;; hew leave, 
^-^ I say >w< again, hath uWu made a >_< gwoss revolt, 
uWu Tying ;;w;; hew duty, OwO beauty, ;;w;; wit, ^-^ and UwU fowtunyes 
^.^ In :3 an extravagant ^-^ and wheeling stranger 
Of ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ and OwO evewywhewe. uWu Stwaight :33 satisfy ^w^ youwsewf: 
UwU If she >_< be ^-^ in ;;w;; hew x3 chambew >w< ow ^-^ youw uWu house, 
Let loose on :33 me >w< the ÚwÚ justice :3 of >w< the ^.^ state 
:3 Fow UwU thus :3 dewuding ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. >_< Stwike on >w< the tinder, uWu ho! 
^w^ Give :33 me a ^-^ tapew! x3 Caww :3 up ;;w;; aww >_> my ;;w;; peopwe! 
^.^ This >_< accident is UwU nyot uWu unwike >_> my ;;w;; dweam; 
Belief :3 of it ^.^ oppwesses :33 me uWu awweady. 
>_< Wight, ^-^ I say, light! x3 Exit above. 
UwU IAGO. Farewell, for ^-^ I must uWu weave ÚwÚ you. 
>_> It ^-^ seems UwU nyot uWu meet, >_< nyow :33 whowesome uWu to >_> my place, 
>_< To >_< be >w< pwoduced- >_> as, >_> if ^-^ I ;;w;; stay, ^-^ I x3 shaww- 
Against >w< the >_> Moow; for ^-^ I do :33 knyow, >w< the xDD state, 
>_> Howevew ^w^ this ^w^ may >w< gaww xDD him xDD with ÚwÚ some check, 
^w^ Cannyot xDD with ^w^ safety ÚwÚ cast :3 him, for ÚwÚ he's embark'd 
With >_< such ÚwÚ woud :3 weason uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ Cypwus wars, 
Which uWu even now ^.^ stands ^-^ in ^w^ act, that, for their souls, 
UwU Anyothew :3 of ^.^ his fathom :33 they have none 
>_< To ÚwÚ wead their uWu businyess; ^-^ in xDD which >_< wegawd, 
OwO Though ^-^ I do hate xDD him ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do uWu heww pains, 
^w^ Yet for necessity :3 of present >_< wife, 
^-^ I must ^w^ show :33 out a ÚwÚ fwag ^-^ and uWu sign :3 of love, 
Which is uWu indeed but ^-^ sign. :33 That :33 you >_< shaww surely find :3 him, 
Lead uWu to >w< the ^.^ Sagittawy >w< the ^.^ waised search, 
And >w< thewe >w< wiww ^-^ I >_< be xDD with ^-^ him. So farewell. Exit. 

Enter, :3 bewow, xDD Bwabantio, ^-^ in ^.^ his nightgown, ^-^ and 
Servants xDD with UwU towches. 

^-^ BWABANTIO. >_> It is x3 too OwO twue :3 an >w< eviw: ^w^ gonye she UwU is, 
And what's uWu to come :3 of >_> my despised :3 time 
Is :33 nyought but OwO bittewnyess. xDD Nyow, ^w^ Wodewigo, 
;;w;; Whewe didst >w< thou see :33 hew? O ÚwÚ unhappy ^.^ giww! 
With >w< the x3 Moow, say'st ^.^ thou? >_< Who :3 wouwd >_< be a >w< fathew! 
UwU How didst >w< thou >_< knyow x3 'twas she? OwO O, she UwU deceives :33 me 
;;w;; Past ÚwÚ thought! :3 What ^-^ said she uWu to :33 you? Get :33 mowe ;;w;; tapews. 
>_> Waise ;;w;; aww >_> my kindred. ;;w;; Awe :33 they married, xDD think :33 you? 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^w^ Twuwy, ^-^ I xDD think :33 they ÚwÚ awe. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. O heaven! UwU How ^w^ got she :3 out? O treason :3 of >w< the >w< bwood! 
UwU Fathews, OwO fwom hence xDD twust UwU nyot ^-^ youw daughters' >w< minds 
By what :33 you see them ^.^ act. Is >w< thewe UwU nyot ;;w;; chawms 
By xDD which >w< the uWu pwopewty :3 of ^w^ youth ^-^ and ^.^ maidhood 
:3 May >_< be :33 abused? >_< Have :33 you UwU nyot ^w^ wead, ^w^ Wodewigo, 
Of ÚwÚ some >_< such >_< thing? 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^w^ Yes, sir, ^-^ I have indeed. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. x3 Caww :3 up >_> my >_> bwothew. OwO O, :3 wouwd :33 you ^w^ had ^w^ had ^w^ hew! 
^.^ Some >w< onye OwO way, ÚwÚ some x3 anyothew. :3 Do :33 you >_< knyow 
;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; we ^w^ may ;;w;; appwehend ;;w;; hew ^-^ and >w< the OwO Moow? 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I ^w^ can x3 discovew :3 him, >_> if :33 you UwU pwease 
>_< To x3 get ^w^ good :3 guawd ^-^ and ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with >w< me. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. xDD Pway ^.^ you, ÚwÚ wead >_< on. x3 At >_> evewy house >_< I'ww >_> caww; 
^-^ I ^w^ may UwU command :3 at :33 most. Get weapons, uWu ho! 
And xDD waise ÚwÚ some ^w^ speciaw ^w^ officews :3 of night. 
>w< On, ^w^ good ^w^ Wodewigo, >_< I'ww ^w^ desewve ^-^ youw xDD pains. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
UwU Anyothew :33 stweet. 

^-^ Entew >_< Othewwo, OwO Iago, ^-^ and ^.^ Attendants xDD with UwU towches. 

UwU IAGO. OwO Though ^-^ in >w< the >_> twade :3 of ^-^ waw ^-^ I have OwO swain men, 
^w^ Yet do ^-^ I hold it :3 vewy stuff uWu o' >w< the >w< conscience 
>_< To do xDD nyo ^w^ contwived ^-^ muwthew. ^-^ I x3 wack ;;w;; inyiquity 
>_> Sometimes uWu to do :33 me ^.^ sewvice. ^.^ Nyinye >w< ow >_< ten xDD times 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 thought uWu to have >w< yewk'd xDD him ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ undew >w< the ÚwÚ wibs. 
x3 OTHEWWO. 'Tis xDD bettew ÚwÚ as it ^.^ is. 
UwU IAGO. Nay, but UwU he >w< pwated 
And ^-^ spoke >_< such :33 scuwvy ^-^ and :33 pwovoking >w< tewms 
Against ^-^ youw >_< honyow 
UwU That, xDD with >w< the ^-^ wittwe godliness ^-^ I uWu have, 
^-^ I >w< did full :33 hawd ÚwÚ fowbeaw ^-^ him. xDD But ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, sir, 
;;w;; Awe :33 you fast x3 mawwied? ;;w;; Be assured :3 of ^w^ this, 
:33 That >w< the >_< magnyifico is ÚwÚ much x3 bewoved, 
And hath ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ effect a :3 voice >w< potentiaw 
:33 As >w< doubwe ÚwÚ as >w< the ;;w;; Duke's. He >w< wiww >w< divowce ^.^ you, 
>_> Ow put upon :33 you what OwO westwaint ^-^ and ;;w;; gwievance 
^.^ The uWu waw, xDD with ;;w;; aww ^.^ his :33 might uWu to enforce it ;;w;; on, 
Will >w< give xDD him ^.^ cabwe. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Let xDD him do ^.^ his spite. 
^w^ My :33 sewvices, xDD which ^-^ I have ^w^ donye >w< the signiory, 
ÚwÚ Shaww out-tongue ^.^ his complaints. 'Tis yet uWu to ^-^ knyow- 
Which, uWu when ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ that boasting is :3 an ÚwÚ honyow, 
^-^ I >_< shaww promulgate- ^-^ I fetch >_> my OwO wife ^-^ and being 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ men :3 of ;;w;; woyaw siege, ^-^ and >_> my uWu demewits 
:3 May UwU speak uWu unbonnyeted uWu to ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ pwoud a xDD fowtunye 
:33 As ^w^ this ^w^ that ^-^ I have reach'd. :3 Fow :33 knyow, OwO Iago, 
xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 wove >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe ^w^ Desdemonya, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_> my unhoused >w< fwee ;;w;; condition 
xDD Put uWu into >_> ciwcumscwiption ^-^ and :33 confinye 
:3 Fow >w< the ÚwÚ sea's ;;w;; wowth. >w< But, ;;w;; wook! :3 What lights come >_< yond? 
UwU IAGO. Those are >w< the ^.^ waised father ^-^ and ^.^ his uWu fwiends. 
You were uWu best ^w^ go uWu in. 
x3 OTHEWWO. uWu Nyot I; ^-^ I must >_< be OwO found. 
^w^ My ^w^ pawts, >_> my UwU titwe, ^-^ and >_> my UwU pewfect ^w^ souw 
ÚwÚ Shaww manifest :33 me >w< wightwy. Is it x3 they? 
UwU IAGO. By :3 Janyus, ^-^ I xDD think uWu nyo. 

^-^ Entew Cassio ^-^ and x3 cewtain Officers xDD with UwU towches. 

x3 OTHEWWO. ^.^ The servants :3 of >w< the ^-^ Duke? And >_> my lieutenant? 
^.^ The ^w^ goodnyess :3 of >w< the night upon ^.^ you, ^.^ fwiends! 
:3 What is >w< the OwO nyews? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^.^ The xDD Duke does >_< gweet ^.^ you, general, 
And UwU he :33 wequiwes ^-^ youw :33 haste-post-haste >_< appeawance, 
uWu Even on >w< the uWu instant. 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 What is >w< the >w< mattew, xDD think :33 you? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^w^ Something OwO fwom UwU Cypwus, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ may x3 divinye; 
>_> It is a business :3 of ÚwÚ some heat. ^.^ The >_< gawweys 
>_< Have >_> sent a dozen :3 sequent messengers 
^.^ This :3 vewy night :3 at >w< onye xDD anyothew's OwO heews; 
And uWu many :3 of >w< the consuls, ^.^ waised ^-^ and ^w^ met, 
;;w;; Awe :3 at >w< the Duke's uWu awweady. You have OwO been hotly call'd ^-^ fow, 
^w^ When, being UwU nyot :3 at ^-^ youw :3 wodging uWu to >_< be ^.^ found, 
^.^ The Senate hath >_> sent uWu about xDD thwee ;;w;; sevewaw >w< quests 
>_< To ;;w;; seawch :33 you x3 out. 
x3 OTHEWWO. 'Tis ^w^ weww ^-^ I am x3 found :3 by ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ I >w< wiww but ÚwÚ spend a :3 wowd ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the house 
And ^w^ go xDD with ÚwÚ you. Exit. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ Ancient, what ^-^ makes UwU he :33 hewe? 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ Faith, UwU he ^w^ tonyight hath OwO boawded a ^w^ wand :3 cawack; 
UwU If it >_< pwove x3 wawfuw uWu pwize, ÚwÚ he's uWu made >_< fowevew. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I do UwU nyot undewstand. 
UwU IAGO. He's married. 
;;w;; CASSIO. >_< To x3 who? 

^-^ We-entew >_> Othewwo. 

UwU IAGO. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ to- uWu Come, ^-^ captain, >w< wiww :33 you uWu go? 
x3 OTHEWWO. >_< Have xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; CASSIO. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes uWu anyothew :33 twoop uWu to >w< seek for ÚwÚ you. 
UwU IAGO. >_> It is Brabantio. General, >_< be >_> advised, 
He ÚwÚ comes uWu to ÚwÚ bad x3 intent. 

^-^ Entew xDD Bwabantio, ^w^ Wodewigo, ^-^ and Officers xDD with torches 
^-^ and OwO weapons. 

x3 OTHEWWO. Holla! :33 Stand :33 thewe! 
>_> WODEWIGO. xDD Signyiow, it is >w< the Moor. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. Down xDD with :3 him, xDD thief! 
xDD They draw on x3 both >w< sides. 
UwU IAGO. You, :3 Wodewigo! uWu Come, sir, ^-^ I am for ÚwÚ you. 
x3 OTHEWWO. uWu Keep :3 up ^-^ youw OwO bwight >_< swowds, for >w< the UwU dew >w< wiww rust uWu them. 
Good OwO signyiow, :33 you >_< shaww :33 mowe UwU command xDD with xDD yeaws 
uWu Than xDD with ^-^ youw OwO weapons. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. O >w< thou ÚwÚ fouw >_< thief, >w< whewe UwU hast >w< thou :33 stow'd >_> my ;;w;; daughtew? 
Damn'd ÚwÚ as >w< thou >_< awt, >w< thou UwU hast enchanted >w< hew, 
:3 Fow >_< I'ww ^.^ wefew :33 me uWu to ;;w;; aww things :3 of ^w^ sense, 
UwU If she ^-^ in uWu chains :3 of >w< magic were UwU nyot xDD bound, 
^.^ Whethew a ÚwÚ maid ;;w;; so ^.^ tendew, x3 faiw, ^-^ and >_> happy, 
So x3 opposite uWu to ^-^ mawwiage ^w^ that she ^.^ shunn'd 
^.^ The ^w^ weawthy, curled >w< dawwings :3 of x3 ouw >_< nyation, 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ evew uWu have, uWu to >_< incuw a ^-^ genyewaw >w< mock, 
ÚwÚ Wun OwO fwom ;;w;; hew uWu guawdage uWu to >w< the sooty bosom 
Of >_< such a >_> thing ÚwÚ as thou- uWu to fear, UwU nyot uWu to delight. 
OwO Judge :33 me >w< the world, >_> if ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot >_< gwoss ^-^ in sense 
:33 That >w< thou UwU hast ;;w;; pwacticed on ;;w;; hew xDD with ÚwÚ fouw uWu chawms, 
;;w;; Abused ;;w;; hew delicate ^w^ youth xDD with drugs >w< ow >w< minyewaws 
:33 That weaken ÚwÚ motion. >_< I'ww have't uWu disputed >w< on; 
'Tis :3 pwobabwe, ^-^ and ÚwÚ pawpabwe uWu to OwO thinking. 
^-^ I x3 thewefowe ;;w;; appwehend ^-^ and do x3 attach ÚwÚ thee 
:3 Fow :3 an abuser :3 of >w< the world, a x3 pwacticew 
Of uWu awts :33 inhibited ^-^ and :33 out :3 of warrant. 
:3 Way hold upon ^-^ him. UwU If UwU he do :3 wesist, 
>_< Subdue xDD him :3 at ^.^ his UwU pewiw. 
x3 OTHEWWO. x3 Howd ^-^ youw OwO hands, 
ÚwÚ Both :33 you :3 of >_> my ;;w;; incwinying ^-^ and >w< the >_> west. 
^.^ Wewe it >_> my x3 cue uWu to >w< fight, ^-^ I OwO shouwd have known it 
>_< Without a ^w^ pwomptew. ;;w;; Whewe >w< wiww :33 you ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ go 
>_< To answer ^w^ this ^-^ youw ;;w;; chawge? 
^-^ BWABANTIO. >_< To UwU pwison, :3 tiww >w< fit :3 time 
Of :3 waw ^-^ and ÚwÚ couwse :3 of ;;w;; diwect session 
x3 Caww ÚwÚ thee uWu to answer. 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 What >_> if ^-^ I do obey? 
UwU How ^w^ may >w< the xDD Duke >_< be uWu thewewith OwO satisfied, 
>_< Whose messengers are ÚwÚ hewe uWu about >_> my x3 side, 
ÚwÚ Upon ÚwÚ some present business :3 of >w< the ^.^ state 
>_< To >_< bwing :33 me uWu to him? 
ÚwÚ FIWST OFFICER. 'Tis ;;w;; twue, :3 most ^-^ wowthy signior; 
^.^ The Duke's ^-^ in ^-^ counciw, ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^-^ nyobwe self, 
^-^ I am ^.^ suwe, is >_> sent >_< fow. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. How? ^.^ The xDD Duke ^-^ in council? 
^.^ In ^w^ this :3 time :3 of >w< the night? xDD Bwing xDD him away; 
>_> Minye's UwU nyot :3 an xDD idwe cause. ^.^ The xDD Duke ^w^ himsewf, 
>_> Ow :33 any :3 of >_> my OwO bwothews :3 of >w< the xDD state, 
^w^ Cannyot but feel ^w^ this ^-^ wwong ÚwÚ as x3 'twewe their UwU own; 
:3 Fow >_> if >_< such actions ^w^ may have >_> passage free, 
>_> Bond slaves ^-^ and :3 pagans >_< shaww x3 ouw :33 statesmen OwO be. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
xDD A OwO counciw UwU chambew. ^.^ The xDD Duke ^-^ and Senators xDD sitting :3 at a >_< tabwe; 
Officers x3 attending. 

:33 DUKE. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo OwO composition ^-^ in uWu these OwO nyews 
:33 That xDD gives them UwU cwedit. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^-^ Indeed :33 they are >w< dispwopowtion'd; 
^w^ My :33 wettews say a x3 hundwed ^-^ and seven >w< gawweys. 
:33 DUKE. And uWu minye, a x3 hundwed ^-^ and >_< fowty. 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. And uWu minye, x3 two ^.^ hundwed. 
xDD But though :33 they uWu jump UwU nyot on a UwU just account- 
:33 As ^-^ in uWu these ^.^ cases, >w< whewe >w< the ^.^ aim reports, 
'Tis oft xDD with OwO diffewence- yet do :33 they ;;w;; aww ^w^ confiwm 
xDD A >_> Tuwkish :33 fweet, ^-^ and ÚwÚ beawing :3 up uWu to >w< Cypwus. 
:33 DUKE. Nay, it is possible :33 enyough uWu to ^.^ judgement. 
^-^ I do UwU nyot ;;w;; so ;;w;; secuwe :33 me ^-^ in >w< the uWu ewwow, 
xDD But >w< the main >_< awticwe ^-^ I do ÚwÚ appwove 
^.^ In OwO feawfuw uWu sense. 
xDD SAIWOW. ^.^ [Within.] ^w^ What, uWu ho! ^w^ What, uWu ho! ^w^ What, uWu ho! 
ÚwÚ FIWST OFFICER. xDD A ^.^ messengew OwO fwom >w< the >w< gawweys. 

^-^ Entew xDD Saiwow. 

:33 DUKE. xDD Nyow, what's >w< the >_> businyess? 
xDD SAIWOW. ^.^ The >_> Tuwkish :33 pwepawation ^-^ makes for :33 Whodes, 
So >_> was ^-^ I :33 bid >_< wepowt ÚwÚ hewe uWu to >w< the ^.^ state 
By :3 Signyiow uWu Angewo. 
:33 DUKE. UwU How say :33 you :3 by ^w^ this xDD change? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ This ;;w;; cannyot be, 
By xDD nyo assay :3 of x3 weason; ÚwÚ 'tis a UwU pageant 
>_< To :3 keep uWu us ^-^ in x3 fawse xDD gaze. When ;;w;; we uWu considew 
^.^ The ÚwÚ impowtancy :3 of ÚwÚ Cypwus uWu to >w< the >_> Tuwk, 
And let >_> ouwsewves ;;w;; again but understand 
:33 That ÚwÚ as it :33 mowe concerns >w< the ^-^ Tuwk than :33 Whodes, 
So ^w^ may UwU he xDD with :33 mowe xDD faciwe >w< question ;;w;; beaw ^w^ it, 
:3 Fow ^w^ that it ^.^ stands UwU nyot ^-^ in >_< such ;;w;; wawwike ^.^ bwace, 
xDD But altogether :33 wacks >w< the >_< abiwities 
:33 That OwO Whodes is ^.^ dwess'd uWu in. UwU If ;;w;; we uWu make :3 thought :3 of ^w^ this, 
OwO We must UwU nyot xDD think >w< the ^-^ Tuwk is ;;w;; so ^w^ unskiwwfuw 
>_< To uWu weave ^w^ that uWu watest xDD which concerns xDD him first, 
xDD Nyegwecting :3 an ;;w;; attempt :3 of ^-^ ease ^-^ and ^-^ gain, 
>_< To wake ^-^ and wage a danger OwO pwofitwess. 
:33 DUKE. Nay, ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ^w^ confidence, ÚwÚ he's UwU nyot for Rhodes. 
ÚwÚ FIWST OFFICER. uWu Hewe is :33 mowe news. 

^-^ Entew a Messenger. 

MESSENGER. ^.^ The :3 Ottomites, reverend ^-^ and ;;w;; gwacious, 
ÚwÚ Steewing xDD with UwU due ÚwÚ couwse ^.^ towawd >w< the isle :3 of :33 Whodes, 
>_< Have >w< thewe >_> injointed them xDD with :3 an after :3 fweet. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. x3 Ay, ;;w;; so ^-^ I ^.^ thought. UwU How ÚwÚ many, ÚwÚ as :33 you :3 guess? 
MESSENGER. Of x3 thiwty ;;w;; saiw; ^-^ and now :33 they do >w< we-stem 
uWu Theiw uWu backwawd ^w^ couwse, ÚwÚ beawing xDD with xDD fwank :33 appeawance 
uWu Theiw xDD puwposes ^.^ towawd >w< Cypwus. :3 Signyiow x3 Montanyo, 
;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ twusty ^-^ and :3 most ^.^ vawiant :3 sewvitow, 
With ^.^ his >w< fwee >_> duty recommends :33 you thus, 
And ^w^ pways :33 you uWu to xDD bewieve ^-^ him. 
:33 DUKE. 'Tis x3 cewtain :33 then for >w< Cypwus. 
^.^ Mawcus ^.^ Wuccicos, is UwU nyot UwU he ^-^ in OwO town? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. He's now ^-^ in ^.^ Fwowence. 
:33 DUKE. >w< Wwite OwO fwom uWu us uWu to :3 him, OwO post-post-haste :3 dispatch. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes Brabantio ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ vawiant Moor. 

^-^ Entew xDD Bwabantio, >_< Othewwo, OwO Iago, ^w^ Wodewigo, ^-^ and >_< Officews. 

:33 DUKE. >_< Vawiant >_< Othewwo, ;;w;; we must straight ^-^ empwoy :33 you 
Against >w< the ^-^ genyewaw enemy Ottoman. 
^w^ [To ;;w;; Bwabantio.] ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot see you; uWu wewcome, ÚwÚ gentwe signior; 
OwO We ^-^ wack'd ^-^ youw ^-^ counsew ^-^ and ^-^ youw :33 hewp uWu tonyight. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. So >w< did ^-^ I >w< youws. Good ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, >w< pawdon ^.^ me: 
^w^ Nyeithew >_> my :3 pwace >_< nyow :3 aught ^-^ I heard :3 of business 
uWu Hath ^.^ waised :33 me OwO fwom >_> my UwU bed, >_< nyow x3 doth >w< the ^-^ genyewaw OwO cawe 
Take hold on x3 me; for >_> my >_< pawticuwaw grief 
Is :3 of ;;w;; so ^-^ fwood-gate ^-^ and xDD o'ewbeawing ;;w;; nyatuwe 
:33 That it >_> engwuts ^-^ and :33 swawwows x3 othew ^.^ sowwows, 
And it is OwO stiww ^-^ itsewf. 
:33 DUKE. :3 Why, what's >w< the x3 mattew? 
^-^ BWABANTIO. ^w^ My daughter! OwO O, >_> my daughter! 
OwO AWW. uWu Dead? 
^-^ BWABANTIO. x3 Ay, uWu to >w< me. 
ÚwÚ She is :33 abused, xDD stow'n OwO fwom :33 me ^-^ and ^-^ cowwupted 
By OwO spewws ^-^ and medicines uWu bought :3 of OwO mountebanks; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; nyatuwe ;;w;; so ;;w;; pwepostewouswy uWu to uWu eww, 
ÚwÚ Being UwU nyot >w< deficient, blind, >w< ow OwO wame :3 of ^w^ sense, 
ÚwÚ Sans x3 witchcwaft ^-^ couwd uWu nyot. 
:33 DUKE. xDD Whoe'ew UwU he >_< be ^w^ that ^-^ in ^w^ this ÚwÚ fouw uWu pwoceeding 
uWu Hath UwU thus xDD beguiwed ^-^ youw uWu daughtew :3 of x3 hewsewf 
And :33 you :3 of >w< hew, >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody book :3 of :3 waw 
You >_< shaww :33 youwsewf UwU wead ^-^ in >w< the OwO bittew letter 
uWu Aftew ^-^ youw ^-^ own ^w^ sense, >w< yea, though x3 ouw xDD pwopew ^-^ son 
^.^ Stood ^-^ in ^-^ youw :3 action. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. >_< Humbwy ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw Grace. 
uWu Hewe is >w< the ;;w;; man, ^w^ this x3 Moow, whom uWu nyow, it UwU seems, 
;;w;; Youw ^w^ speciaw UwU mandate for >w< the ^.^ state x3 affaiws 
uWu Hath ÚwÚ hithew xDD bwought. 
OwO AWW. OwO We are :3 vewy >w< sowwy ;;w;; fow't. 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ [To uWu Othewwo.] :3 What ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ own ^.^ pawt ^w^ can :33 you say uWu to xDD this? 
^-^ BWABANTIO. >w< Nyothing, but ^w^ this is >_< so. 
x3 OTHEWWO. uWu Most >w< potent, :3 gwave, ^-^ and reverend signiors, 
^w^ My :3 vewy ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ and UwU appwoved ^w^ good masters, 
:33 That ^-^ I have xDD ta'en xDD away ^w^ this old man's ;;w;; daughtew, 
>_> It is :3 most OwO twue; ;;w;; twue, ^-^ I have married :3 hew; 
^.^ The :3 vewy ^.^ head ^-^ and UwU fwont :3 of >_> my UwU offending 
uWu Hath ^w^ this x3 extent, xDD nyo >w< mowe. >_> Wude am ^-^ I ^-^ in >_> my :3 speech, 
And ^-^ wittwe blest xDD with >w< the UwU soft >_< phwase :3 of >_< peace; 
:3 Fow >_> since uWu these xDD awms :3 of mine ^w^ had seven >_> yeaws' ^.^ pith, 
xDD Tiww now ÚwÚ some UwU nyinye >w< moons ÚwÚ wasted, :33 they have ^-^ used 
uWu Theiw x3 deawest action ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ tented ^.^ fiewd, 
And ^-^ wittwe :3 of ^w^ this >_> gweat UwU wowwd ^w^ can ^-^ I :3 speak, 
x3 Mowe than ^.^ pewtains uWu to >w< feats :3 of broil ^-^ and OwO battwe; 
And x3 thewefowe ^-^ wittwe >_< shaww ^-^ I ^.^ gwace >_> my >_< cause 
^.^ In ^w^ speaking for uWu mysewf. uWu Yet, :3 by ^-^ youw OwO gwacious >_> patience, 
^-^ I >w< wiww a :3 wound xDD unvawnyish'd x3 tawe >w< dewivew 
Of >_> my uWu whowe ÚwÚ couwse :3 of love: what ^-^ dwugs, what uWu chawms, 
:3 What conjuration, ^-^ and what ^w^ mighty >_> magic- 
:3 Fow >_< such uWu pwoceeding ^-^ I am UwU chawged withal- 
^-^ I won ^.^ his ;;w;; daughtew. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. xDD A ÚwÚ maiden UwU nyevew >_> bowd, 
Of ÚwÚ spiwit ;;w;; so OwO stiww ^-^ and x3 quiet ^w^ that ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ motion 
x3 Bwush'd :3 at UwU hewsewf; ^-^ and she- ^-^ in :33 spite :3 of UwU nyatuwe, 
Of OwO yeaws, :3 of uWu countwy, >_> cwedit, :33 evewything- 
>_< To x3 faww ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with what she UwU feaw'd uWu to >w< wook OwO on! 
>_> It is UwU judgement x3 maim'd ^-^ and :3 most UwU impewfect, 
:33 That >w< wiww x3 confess >_> pewfection ;;w;; so ^-^ couwd xDD eww 
Against ;;w;; aww >_< wuwes :3 of UwU nyatuwe, ^-^ and must >_< be driven 
>_< To find :33 out >w< pwactices :3 of cunning uWu heww 
^.^ Why ^w^ this OwO shouwd OwO be. ^-^ I x3 thewefowe ^.^ vouch ;;w;; again 
:33 That xDD with ÚwÚ some mixtures powerful ^.^ o'ew >w< the uWu bwood, 
>_> Ow xDD with ÚwÚ some uWu dwam uWu conjuwed uWu to ^w^ this effect, 
He :33 wwought upon x3 hew. 
:33 DUKE. >_< To ^.^ vouch ^w^ this is xDD nyo OwO pwoof, 
>_< Without :33 mowe x3 cewtain ^-^ and :33 mowe xDD ovewt >_> test 
uWu Than uWu these >w< thin habits ^-^ and x3 poow likelihoods 
Of modern seeming do ;;w;; pwefew ÚwÚ against ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< But, >_< Othewwo, ^w^ speak. 
ÚwÚ Did :33 you :3 by indirect ^-^ and UwU fowced ;;w;; couwses 
>_< Subdue ^-^ and OwO poison ^w^ this xDD young >_> maid's affections? 
>_> Ow came it :3 by :3 wequest, ^-^ and >_< such ^.^ faiw >w< question 
:33 As ^w^ souw uWu to ^w^ souw :3 affowdeth? 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, 
uWu Send for >w< the lady uWu to >w< the Sagittary, 
And let ;;w;; hew UwU speak :3 of :33 me :33 befowe ;;w;; hew :33 fathew. 
UwU If :33 you do find :33 me ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ in ;;w;; hew :33 wepowt, 
^.^ The UwU twust, >w< the :33 office ^-^ I do hold :3 of ^.^ you, 
uWu Nyot :3 onwy ^w^ take uWu away, but let ^-^ youw x3 sentence 
uWu Even x3 faww upon >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
:33 DUKE. :33 Fetch xDD Desdemonya x3 hithew. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ Ancient, >_> conduct ^.^ them; :33 you uWu best >_< knyow >w< the ;;w;; pwace. 
Exeunt Iago ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 
And :3 tiww she come, ÚwÚ as >_< twuwy ÚwÚ as uWu to :3 heaven 
^-^ I do x3 confess >w< the :33 vices :3 of >_> my uWu bwood, 
So justly uWu to ^-^ youw grave >_< eaws >_< I'ww present 
UwU How ^-^ I >w< did :3 thwive ^-^ in ^w^ this ^.^ faiw ^w^ wady's :33 wove 
And she ^-^ in >_< minye. 
:33 DUKE. Say ^w^ it, >_> Othewwo. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Hew father loved me, oft x3 invited me, 
UwU Stiww x3 question'd :33 me >w< the ^w^ stowy :3 of >_> my OwO wife 
^w^ Fwom :33 yeaw uWu to ^.^ yeaw, >w< the ^-^ battwes, :3 sieges, fortunes, 
:33 That ^-^ I have uWu pass'd. 
^-^ I ran it through, uWu even OwO fwom >_> my boyish ^-^ days 
>_< To >w< the :3 vewy ^w^ moment ^w^ that UwU he ^.^ bade :33 me tell it: 
Wherein ^-^ I spake :3 of :3 most :3 disastwous ÚwÚ chances, 
Of >_< moving accidents :3 by ^w^ fwood ^-^ and ^.^ fiewd, 
Of :33 haiw-bweadth ^.^ 'scapes ^.^ i' >w< the UwU imminyent deadly breach, 
Of being ^.^ taken :3 by >w< the uWu insowent OwO foe 
And sold uWu to x3 swavewy, :3 of >_> my UwU wedemption thence 
And portance ^-^ in >_> my :3 twavews' x3 histowy; 
Wherein :3 of >_> antwes >_> vast ^-^ and :3 desewts idle, 
xDD Wough >_> quawwies, ^-^ wocks, ^-^ and ^.^ hiwws :3 whose UwU heads >_< touch :33 heaven, 
>_> It >_> was >_> my hint uWu to ^w^ speak- >_< such >_> was >w< the UwU pwocess- 
And :3 of >w< the :3 Cannyibaws ^w^ that uWu each x3 othew ^.^ eat, 
^.^ The ^w^ Anthwopophagi, ^-^ and ^-^ men :3 whose UwU heads 
:3 Do ÚwÚ gwow beneath their :3 shouwdews. ^.^ This uWu to >_> heaw 
>w< Wouwd xDD Desdemonya :3 sewiouswy >w< incwinye; 
xDD But OwO stiww >w< the house x3 affaiws :3 wouwd draw ;;w;; hew ^-^ thence, 
Which ^-^ evew ÚwÚ as she ^-^ couwd xDD with haste :3 dispatch, 
UwU She'wd come >w< again, ^-^ and xDD with a greedy >_> eaw 
^-^ Devouw :3 up >_> my discourse; xDD which ^-^ I x3 obsewving, 
^w^ Took once a pliant hour, ^-^ and x3 found ^w^ good ÚwÚ means 
>_< To draw OwO fwom ;;w;; hew a xDD pwayew :3 of >w< eawnyest :33 heawt 
:33 That ^-^ I :3 wouwd ;;w;; aww >_> my pilgrimage dilate, 
ÚwÚ Wheweof :3 by xDD pawcews she ^w^ had x3 something >w< heawd, 
xDD But UwU nyot intentively. ^-^ I >w< did ^.^ consent, 
And x3 often >w< did ^w^ beguiwe ;;w;; hew :3 of ;;w;; hew tears 
When ^-^ I >w< did UwU speak :3 of ÚwÚ some >w< distwessfuw ^w^ stwoke 
:33 That >_> my ^w^ youth >_> suffew'd. ^w^ My ^w^ stowy being x3 donye, 
ÚwÚ She ÚwÚ gave :33 me for >_> my ^-^ pains a UwU wowwd :3 of :3 sighs; 
ÚwÚ She swore, ^-^ in faith, x3 'twas >_< stwange, x3 'twas >w< passing xDD stwange; 
>_< 'Twas pitiful, x3 'twas ^.^ wondwous pitiful. 
ÚwÚ She wish'd she ^w^ had UwU nyot heard ^w^ it, yet she wish'd 
:33 That :3 heaven ^w^ had uWu made ;;w;; hew >_< such a >_< man; she >_> thank'd me, 
And ^.^ bade me, >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ had a uWu fwiend ^w^ that loved >w< hew, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd but ^-^ teach xDD him how uWu to tell >_> my ^.^ stowy, 
And ^w^ that :3 wouwd ÚwÚ woo x3 hew. ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ this hint ^-^ I ^-^ spake: 
ÚwÚ She loved :33 me for >w< the :3 dangews ^-^ I ^w^ had >w< pass'd, 
And ^-^ I loved ;;w;; hew ^w^ that she >w< did :33 pity uWu them. 
^.^ This :3 onwy is >w< the x3 witchcwaft ^-^ I have used. 
uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the x3 wady; let ;;w;; hew x3 witnyess uWu it. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ Desdemonya, OwO Iago, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 

:33 DUKE. ^-^ I xDD think ^w^ this x3 tawe :3 wouwd >w< win >_> my uWu daughtew >_< too. 
Good xDD Bwabantio, 
Take :3 up ^w^ this ^-^ mangwed :3 mattew :3 at >w< the ÚwÚ best: 
>w< Men do their x3 bwoken ÚwÚ weapons :3 wathew ÚwÚ use 
uWu Than their uWu bawe :3 hands. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >_> heaw ;;w;; hew ^w^ speak. 
UwU If she x3 confess ^w^ that she >_> was :3 hawf >w< the uWu wooew, 
:33 Destwuction on >_> my head, >_> if >_> my ÚwÚ bad ^w^ bwame 
x3 Wight on >w< the ^.^ man! ^w^ Come hither, ÚwÚ gentwe mistress. 
:3 Do :33 you :3 pewceive ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ^-^ nyobwe company 
;;w;; Whewe :3 most :33 you ^-^ owe obedience? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ fathew, 
^-^ I do :3 pewceive ÚwÚ hewe a divided ^w^ duty. 
>_< To :33 you ^-^ I am ^.^ bound for OwO wife ^-^ and ^.^ education; 
^w^ My OwO wife ^-^ and x3 education x3 both do learn :33 me 
UwU How uWu to ^w^ wespect you; :33 you are >w< the lord :3 of duty, 
^-^ I am ^-^ hithewto ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew. xDD But >_> hewe's >_> my :3 husband, 
And ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >_> duty ÚwÚ as >_> my mother UwU show'd 
>_< To ^.^ you, :33 pwefewwing :33 you :33 befowe ;;w;; hew ^-^ fathew, 
So ÚwÚ much ^-^ I ^.^ chawwenge ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may profess 
>w< Due uWu to >w< the x3 Moow, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. >_> God >_< be xDD with >_> you! ^-^ I have OwO donye. 
x3 Pwease it ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, on uWu to >w< the ^.^ state affairs; 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew uWu to ÚwÚ adopt a UwU chiwd than x3 get uWu it. 
^w^ Come hither, Moor. 
^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe do >w< give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my :33 heawt 
Which, but >w< thou UwU hast ^.^ awweady, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my :33 heawt 
^-^ I :3 wouwd :3 keep OwO fwom ;;w;; thee. :3 Fow ^-^ youw xDD sake, >_> jewew, 
^-^ I am ^.^ gwad :3 at ^w^ souw ^-^ I have xDD nyo x3 othew :3 chiwd; 
:3 Fow thy UwU escape :3 wouwd ^-^ teach :33 me >w< tywanny, 
>_< To ;;w;; hang ^.^ cwogs on uWu them. ^-^ I have x3 donye, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. Let :33 me UwU speak OwO wike ÚwÚ youwsewf, ^-^ and lay a x3 sentence 
Which, ÚwÚ as a ^-^ gwise >w< ow :3 step, ^w^ may :33 hewp uWu these >w< wovews 
>w< Into ^-^ youw >w< favow. 
When x3 wemedies are >_> past, >w< the griefs are ÚwÚ ended 
By ;;w;; seeing >w< the OwO wowst, xDD which OwO wate on ;;w;; hopes OwO depended. 
>_< To OwO mouwn a ÚwÚ mischief ^w^ that is :33 past ^-^ and ^w^ gonye 
Is >w< the UwU nyext x3 way uWu to draw xDD nyew ÚwÚ mischief >_< on. 
:3 What ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ^-^ pwesewved uWu when OwO Fowtunye uWu takes, 
:33 Patience ;;w;; hew ^-^ injuwy a uWu mockewy makes. 
^.^ The uWu wobb'd ^w^ that ^-^ smiwes ÚwÚ steaws x3 something OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ thief; 
He ^w^ wobs himself ^w^ that UwU spends a bootless grief. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. So let >w< the ^-^ Tuwk :3 of ÚwÚ Cypwus uWu us ;;w;; beguiwe; 
OwO We ;;w;; wose it UwU nyot ;;w;; so long ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ^w^ can ^.^ smiwe. 
He >_< beaws >w< the x3 sentence UwU weww, ^w^ that OwO nyothing >_< beaws 
xDD But >w< the >w< fwee x3 comfowt xDD which OwO fwom thence UwU he UwU heaws; 
xDD But UwU he >_< beaws x3 both >w< the x3 sentence ^-^ and >w< the >_> sowwow 
UwU That, uWu to ^-^ pay xDD gwief, must :3 of x3 poow x3 patience OwO bowwow. 
These :33 sentences, uWu to sugar >w< ow uWu to gaww, 
ÚwÚ Being strong on x3 both xDD sides, are ^w^ equivocaw. 
xDD But >_> wowds are words; ^-^ I UwU nyevew yet >w< did >_> heaw 
:33 That >w< the ^-^ bwuised :33 heawt >_> was uWu piewced through >w< the ^.^ eaw. 
^-^ I x3 humbwy uWu beseech ^.^ you, uWu pwoceed uWu to >w< the x3 affaiws :3 of x3 state. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ The ^-^ Tuwk xDD with a :3 most ^w^ mighty :33 pwepawation ^-^ makes for >w< Cypwus. 
>_< Othewwo, >w< the :3 fowtitude :3 of >w< the :3 pwace is uWu best known uWu to you; ^-^ and 
though ;;w;; we have >w< thewe a ^w^ substitute :3 of :3 most allowed UwU sufficiency, 
yet uWu opinyion, a sovereign ÚwÚ mistwess :3 of ;;w;; effects, throws a :33 mowe >w< safew 
:3 voice on ÚwÚ you. You must x3 thewefowe >_< be ÚwÚ content uWu to ^-^ swubbew >w< the :3 gwoss 
:3 of ^-^ youw xDD nyew UwU fowtunyes xDD with ^w^ this :33 mowe OwO stubbown ^-^ and UwU boistewous 
^.^ expedition. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^.^ The x3 tywant :3 custom, :3 most grave uWu senyatows, 
uWu Hath uWu made >w< the x3 fwinty ^-^ and ^-^ steew couch :3 of ^-^ waw 
^w^ My :33 thwice-dwiven bed :3 of down. ^-^ I do ^w^ agnyize 
xDD A ^-^ nyatuwaw ^-^ and x3 pwompt alacrity 
^-^ I find ^-^ in hardness ^-^ and do ;;w;; undewtake 
These present ^.^ waws ÚwÚ against >w< the Ottomites. 
uWu Most x3 humbwy x3 thewefowe bending uWu to ^-^ youw xDD state, 
^-^ I xDD cwave >w< fit ÚwÚ disposition for >_> my ÚwÚ wife, 
>w< Due >_> wefewence :3 of :3 pwace ^-^ and x3 exhibition, 
With >_< such xDD accommodation ^-^ and ;;w;; besowt 
:33 As ^-^ wevews xDD with ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ bweeding. 
:33 DUKE. UwU If :33 you please, 
Be't :3 at ;;w;; hew ^.^ fathew's. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. >_< I'ww UwU nyot have it >_< so. 
x3 OTHEWWO. >_> Nyow xDD I. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> Nyow xDD I. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >w< thewe UwU weside 
>_< To put >_> my father ^-^ in >_> impatient ;;w;; thoughts 
By being ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< eye. uWu Most OwO gwacious Duke, 
>_< To >_> my x3 unfowding ^w^ wend ^-^ youw x3 pwospewous ^-^ eaw, 
And let :33 me find a :3 chawtew ^-^ in ^-^ youw :3 voice 
>_< To ^.^ assist >_> my ÚwÚ simpwenyess. 
:33 DUKE. :3 What :3 wouwd ^.^ you, ^-^ Desdemonya? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 That ^-^ I >w< did :33 wove >w< the :3 Moow uWu to >_< wive xDD with :3 him, 
^w^ My ^.^ downwight violence ^-^ and ^-^ stowm :3 of UwU fowtunyes 
:3 May OwO twumpet uWu to >w< the world. ^w^ My xDD heawt's >_< subdued 
uWu Even uWu to >w< the :3 vewy ^-^ quawity :3 of >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ I OwO saw >_> Othewwo's ÚwÚ visage ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< mind, 
And uWu to ^.^ his ^.^ honyows ^-^ and ^.^ his ^.^ vawiant x3 pawts 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I >_> my ^w^ souw ^-^ and UwU fowtunyes :33 consecwate. 
So that, dear ^w^ wowds, >_> if ^-^ I >_< be UwU weft >_> behind, 
xDD A uWu moth :3 of OwO peace, ^-^ and UwU he ^w^ go uWu to >w< the >w< waw, 
^.^ The x3 wites for xDD which ^-^ I :33 wove xDD him are ^.^ beweft me, 
And ^-^ I a >_< heavy ;;w;; intewim >_< shaww ^-^ suppowt 
By ^.^ his dear absence. Let :33 me ^w^ go xDD with ^-^ him. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Let ;;w;; hew have ^-^ youw voices. 
UwU Vouch xDD with me, :33 heaven, ^-^ I x3 thewefowe >w< beg it UwU nyot 
>_< To UwU pwease >w< the :33 pawate :3 of >_> my ;;w;; appetite, 
>_> Nyow uWu to xDD compwy xDD with :3 heat- >w< the xDD young :3 affects 
^.^ In :33 me xDD defunct- ^-^ and xDD pwopew satisfaction; 
xDD But uWu to >_< be >w< fwee ^-^ and bounteous uWu to ;;w;; hew :3 mind. 
And :3 heaven defend ^-^ youw ^w^ good souls, ^w^ that :33 you xDD think 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ youw serious ^-^ and >_> gweat business ^.^ scant 
:3 Fow she is xDD with >w< me. x3 Nyo, uWu when light-wing'd :3 toys 
Of ^-^ feathew'd >_> Cupid uWu seew xDD with ÚwÚ wanton ÚwÚ duwwnyess 
^w^ My >_< specuwative ^-^ and >w< officed >w< instwuments, 
:33 That >_> my disports :33 cowwupt ^-^ and >_< taint >_> my ÚwÚ businyess, 
Let >_< housewives uWu make a skillet :3 of >_> my helm, 
And ;;w;; aww xDD indign ^-^ and base uWu advewsities 
Make ^.^ head ÚwÚ against >_> my >_> estimation! 
:33 DUKE. ;;w;; Be it ÚwÚ as :33 you >_< shaww uWu pwivatewy >_> detewminye, 
>w< Eithew for ;;w;; hew x3 stay >w< ow going. ^.^ The UwU affaiw cries ^w^ haste, 
And >_< speed must ÚwÚ answew't: :33 you must hence uWu tonyight. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_< Tonyight, >_> my >_> wowd? 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ This night. 
x3 OTHEWWO. With ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< heawt. 
:33 DUKE. x3 At UwU nyinye ^.^ i' >w< the ^.^ mownying ÚwÚ hewe x3 we'ww meet again. 
>_< Othewwo, uWu weave ÚwÚ some officer >_> behind, 
And UwU he >_< shaww x3 ouw >_< commission >_< bwing uWu to ^.^ you, 
With >_< such things else :3 of ^-^ quawity ^-^ and ^w^ wespect 
:33 As x3 doth ^-^ impowt ÚwÚ you. 
x3 OTHEWWO. So UwU pwease ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, >_> my :3 ancient; 
xDD A man UwU he is :3 of uWu honyesty ^-^ and x3 twust. 
>_< To ^.^ his :3 conveyance ^-^ I ^w^ assign >_> my ÚwÚ wife, 
With what else :33 nyeedfuw ^-^ youw ^w^ good Grace >_< shaww xDD think 
>_< To >_< be >_> sent after >w< me. 
:33 DUKE. Let it >_< be >_< so. 
Good night uWu to everyone. ^w^ [To ;;w;; Bwabantio.] And, ^-^ nyobwe OwO signyiow, 
UwU If virtue xDD nyo UwU dewighted beauty lack, 
;;w;; Youw son-in-law is far :33 mowe ^.^ faiw than ^-^ bwack. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >w< Adieu, ^.^ bwave x3 Moow, ÚwÚ use xDD Desdemonya ^.^ weww. 
^-^ BWABANTIO. ÚwÚ Wook uWu to >w< hew, x3 Moow, >_> if >w< thou UwU hast ^.^ eyes uWu to ÚwÚ see; 
ÚwÚ She has deceived ;;w;; hew ^-^ fathew, ^-^ and ^w^ may ;;w;; thee. 
Exeunt Duke, Senators, ^-^ and >_< Officews. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^w^ My OwO wife upon ;;w;; hew faith! Honest OwO Iago, 
^w^ My xDD Desdemonya must ^-^ I uWu weave uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, let thy uWu wife ^-^ attend on >w< hew, 
And >_< bwing them after ^-^ in >w< the uWu best >_< advantage. 
uWu Come, ^w^ Desdemonya, ^-^ I have but :3 an hour 
Of love, :3 of ÚwÚ wowwdwy OwO mattews ^-^ and uWu diwection, 
>_< To ÚwÚ spend xDD with ;;w;; thee. OwO We must xDD obey >w< the time. 
Exeunt Othello ^-^ and >_< Desdemonya. 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^-^ Iago! 
UwU IAGO. :3 What say'st UwU thou, ^-^ nyobwe :3 heawt? 
>_> WODEWIGO. :3 What >w< wiww ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, xDD thinkest ^.^ thou? 
UwU IAGO. :3 Why, ^w^ go uWu to bed ^-^ and OwO sweep. 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 incontinyentwy ^.^ dwown uWu mysewf. 
UwU IAGO. UwU If >w< thou >_> dost, ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyevew :33 wove ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ aftew. 
:3 Why, >w< thou >w< siwwy >_< gentweman! 
>_> WODEWIGO. >_> It is >_> siwwinyess uWu to >_< wive uWu when uWu to >_< wive is ÚwÚ towment, ^-^ and :33 then 
have ;;w;; we a ÚwÚ pwescwiption uWu to :33 die uWu when ÚwÚ death is x3 ouw uWu physician. 
UwU IAGO. O :33 viwwainyous! ^-^ I have looked upon >w< the UwU wowwd for :3 fouw xDD times 
seven OwO yeaws, ^-^ and >_> since ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU distinguish ÚwÚ betwixt a benefit ^-^ and 
:3 an injury, ^-^ I UwU nyevew x3 found man ^w^ that ^-^ knyew how uWu to :33 wove ^.^ himsewf. Ere ^-^ I 
:3 wouwd say ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^.^ dwown myself for >w< the :33 wove :3 of a >_< guinyea xDD hen, ^-^ I 
:3 wouwd ^w^ change >_> my >_< humanyity xDD with a :33 baboon. 
>_> WODEWIGO. :3 What OwO shouwd ^-^ I do? ^-^ I x3 confess it is >_> my OwO shame uWu to >_< be ;;w;; so OwO fond, 
but it is UwU nyot ^-^ in >_> my virtue uWu to >_< amend uWu it. 
UwU IAGO. UwU Viwtue? a >_> fig! 'Tis ^-^ in >_> ouwsewves ^w^ that ;;w;; we are UwU thus >w< ow thus. 
>_< Ouw >_< bodies are gardens, uWu to >w< the xDD which x3 ouw wills are gardeners; ;;w;; so 
^w^ that >_> if ;;w;; we >w< wiww UwU pwant >_< nyettwes >w< ow x3 sow :3 wettuce, ^w^ set uWu hyssop ^-^ and >w< weed 
:3 up ^-^ thyme, ^.^ suppwy it xDD with >w< onye gender :3 of >_> hewbs >w< ow ^w^ distwact it xDD with 
ÚwÚ many, OwO eithew uWu to have it ^w^ stewiwe xDD with ^-^ idwenyess >w< ow ^w^ manyuwed xDD with 
UwU industwy, OwO why, >w< the ÚwÚ powew ^-^ and >w< cowwigibwe ^w^ authowity :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ wies ^-^ in 
x3 ouw wills. UwU If >w< the ^-^ bawance :3 of x3 ouw xDD wives ^w^ had UwU nyot >w< onye ÚwÚ scawe :3 of 
:3 weason uWu to ^.^ poise uWu anyothew :3 of sensuality, >w< the UwU bwood ^-^ and >_< basenyess :3 of 
x3 ouw xDD nyatuwes :3 wouwd >_> conduct uWu us uWu to :3 most >w< pwepostewous ;;w;; concwusions. 
xDD But ;;w;; we have :3 weason uWu to cool x3 ouw :3 waging :3 motions, x3 ouw ^-^ cawnyaw ^.^ stings, 
x3 ouw OwO unbitted ^-^ wusts; xDD wheweof ^-^ I ^w^ take ^w^ this, ^w^ that :33 you UwU caww love, uWu to 
>_< be a xDD sect >w< ow scion. 
>_> WODEWIGO. >_> It ;;w;; cannyot OwO be. 
UwU IAGO. >_> It is UwU mewewy a OwO wust :3 of >w< the UwU bwood ^-^ and a >_< pewmission :3 of >w< the 
:3 wiww. uWu Come, >_< be a ^.^ man! Drown thyself? Drown cats ^-^ and ^.^ bwind 
puppies. ^-^ I have professed :33 me thy ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ and ^-^ I x3 confess :33 me :33 knyit uWu to 
thy deserving xDD with cables :3 of perdurable xDD toughnyess; ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyevew 
xDD bettew ;;w;; stead ÚwÚ thee than UwU nyow. xDD Put ^.^ monyey ^-^ in thy >_> puwse; x3 fowwow >w< thou 
>w< the >w< waws; ;;w;; defeat thy favor xDD with :3 an >_> usuwped ^.^ beawd. ^-^ I say, put 
^.^ monyey ^-^ in thy ÚwÚ puwse. >_> It ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ^w^ that xDD Desdemonya OwO shouwd long 
;;w;; continyue ;;w;; hew :33 wove uWu to >w< the Moor- put ^.^ monyey ^-^ in thy x3 puwse- >_< nyow UwU he ^.^ his 
uWu to x3 hew. >_> It >_> was a >_< viowent >_< commencement, ^-^ and >w< thou xDD shawt see :3 an 
^.^ answewabwe uWu sequestwation- put but ^.^ monyey ^-^ in thy ÚwÚ puwse. These ^-^ Moows 
are ^-^ changeabwe ^-^ in their x3 wiwws- fill thy ^.^ puwse xDD with ÚwÚ monyey. ^.^ The 
uWu food ^w^ that uWu to xDD him now is ÚwÚ as >_< wuscious ÚwÚ as locusts, >_< shaww >_< be uWu to xDD him 
uWu showtwy ÚwÚ as ^-^ acewb ÚwÚ as >w< the :33 cowoquintida. ÚwÚ She must ^w^ change for youth; 
uWu when she is >_> sated xDD with ^.^ his ^.^ body, she >w< wiww find >w< the :3 ewwow :3 of ;;w;; hew 
xDD choice. ÚwÚ She must have :3 change, she uWu must; x3 thewefowe put ^.^ monyey ^-^ in 
thy ÚwÚ puwse. UwU If >w< thou OwO wiwt xDD nyeeds ;;w;; damn thyself, do it a :33 mowe delicate 
x3 way than :3 dwownying. Make ;;w;; aww >w< the ^.^ monyey >w< thou :33 canst. UwU If xDD sanctimony 
^-^ and a frail OwO vow ÚwÚ betwixt :3 an erring uWu bawbawian ^-^ and a supersubtle 
>_< Venyetian >_< be UwU nyot x3 too :33 hawd for >_> my wits ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the tribe :3 of uWu heww, 
>w< thou xDD shawt ^.^ enjoy >_> hew- x3 thewefowe uWu make ÚwÚ monyey. xDD A pox :3 of OwO dwownying 
:3 thysewf! >_> It is :33 cwean :33 out :3 of >w< the way. >w< Seek >w< thou :3 wathew uWu to >_< be 
hanged ^-^ in >_< compassing thy ;;w;; joy than uWu to >_< be ;;w;; dwownyed ^-^ and ^w^ go :33 without 
x3 hew. 
>_> WODEWIGO. UwU Wiwt >w< thou >_< be fast uWu to >_> my ^-^ hopes, >_> if ^-^ I OwO depend on >w< the issue? 
UwU IAGO. Thou UwU awt ^w^ suwe :3 of >_> me- go, uWu make ÚwÚ monyey. ^-^ I have >_< towd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ often, 
^-^ and ^-^ I >w< weteww ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; again ^-^ and >w< again, ^-^ I hate >w< the Moor. ^w^ My >_< cause is 
^.^ heawted; ^w^ thinye hath xDD nyo less x3 weason. Let uWu us >_< be uWu conjunctive ^-^ in x3 ouw 
>_< wevenge ÚwÚ against ^-^ him. UwU If >w< thou >_> canst ;;w;; cuckowd :3 him, >w< thou dost thyself 
a ^.^ pweasuwe, :33 me a >_> spowt. ;;w;; Thewe are uWu many x3 events ^-^ in >w< the >_< womb :3 of :3 time 
xDD which >w< wiww >_< be :33 dewivewed. xDD Twavewse, go, provide thy ÚwÚ monyey. OwO We >w< wiww 
have :33 mowe :3 of ^w^ this ÚwÚ tomowwow. uWu Adieu. 
>_> WODEWIGO. ;;w;; Whewe >_< shaww ;;w;; we meet ^.^ i' >w< the morning? 
UwU IAGO. x3 At >_> my >_> wodging. 
>_> WODEWIGO. >_< I'ww >_< be xDD with ÚwÚ thee x3 betimes. 
UwU IAGO. :3 Go x3 to, farewell. :3 Do :33 you uWu heaw, OwO Wodewigo? 
>_> WODEWIGO. :3 What say :33 you? 
UwU IAGO. :33 Nyo :33 mowe :3 of drowning, do :33 you hear? 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^-^ I am UwU changed; >_< I'ww ^w^ go :3 seww ;;w;; aww >_> my >_< wand. Exit. 
UwU IAGO. Thus do ^-^ I ^-^ evew uWu make >_> my UwU foow >_> my >_> puwse; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I mine ^-^ own gain'd >w< knyowwedge OwO shouwd OwO pwofanye 
UwU If ^-^ I :3 wouwd :3 time ^w^ expend xDD with >_< such a ;;w;; snyipe 
xDD But for >_> my >_> spowt ^-^ and >_< pwofit. ^-^ I hate >w< the x3 Moow, 
And it is :3 thought abroad ^w^ that 'twixt >_> my xDD sheets 
He has ^w^ donye >_> my uWu office. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot if't >_< be ;;w;; twue, 
xDD But ^-^ I for mere suspicion ^-^ in ^w^ that uWu kind 
Will do ÚwÚ as >_> if for ^w^ suwety. He UwU howds :33 me UwU weww, 
^.^ The xDD bettew >_< shaww >_> my OwO puwpose >w< wowk on ^-^ him. 
^w^ Cassio's a xDD pwopew man. Let :33 me see x3 nyow- 
>_< To x3 get ^.^ his place, ^-^ and uWu to x3 pwume :3 up >_> my >w< wiww 
^.^ In >w< doubwe xDD knyavewy- >w< How, >_< how?- xDD Wet's see- 
uWu Aftew ÚwÚ some time, uWu to ;;w;; abuse >_> Othewwo's >_> eaw 
:33 That UwU he is x3 too :3 famiwiaw xDD with ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
He hath a :33 pewson ^-^ and a OwO smooth :3 dispose 
>_< To >_< be >w< suspected- :33 fwamed uWu to uWu make :33 women UwU fawse. 
^.^ The :3 Moow is :3 of a >w< fwee ^-^ and uWu open UwU nyatuwe, 
:33 That :33 thinks ^-^ men uWu honyest ^w^ that but seem uWu to >_< be ;;w;; so, 
And >w< wiww ÚwÚ as tenderly >_< be led :3 by >w< the x3 nyose 
:33 As uWu asses ÚwÚ awe. 
^-^ I >_< have't. >_> It is ^w^ engendew'd. ^.^ Heww ^-^ and night 
ÚwÚ Must >_< bwing ^w^ this monstrous >_< biwth uWu to >w< the x3 wowwd's x3 wight. 
Exit. 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
xDD A seaport ^-^ in >w< Cypwus. ;;w;; An uWu open :3 pwace uWu nyeaw >w< the quay. 

^-^ Entew :3 Montanyo ^-^ and x3 two x3 Gentwemen. 

MONTANO. :3 What OwO fwom >w< the cape ^w^ can :33 you ÚwÚ discewn :3 at x3 sea? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. Nothing :3 at ÚwÚ aww. >_> It is a ÚwÚ high-wwought ÚwÚ fwood; 
^-^ I >_> cannyot, 'twixt >w< the :3 heaven ^-^ and >w< the :33 main, 
:33 Descwy a :3 saiw. 
MONTANO. xDD Methinks >w< the ^.^ wind hath ^-^ spoke ;;w;; awoud :3 at ;;w;; wand; 
xDD A >_< fuwwew ^-^ bwast >w< nye'ew :3 shook x3 ouw >_> battwements. 
UwU If it hath :3 wuffian'd ;;w;; so upon >w< the sea, 
:3 What ÚwÚ wibs :3 of ÚwÚ oak, uWu when mountains :33 mewt on them, 
>_> Can hold >w< the uWu mowtise? :3 What >_< shaww ;;w;; we >_> heaw :3 of xDD this? 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. xDD A x3 segwegation :3 of >w< the >_> Tuwkish :3 fweet. 
:3 Fow do but >_< stand upon >w< the ^-^ foaming ^.^ showe, 
^.^ The x3 chidden :3 biwwow ^-^ seems uWu to pelt >w< the ^-^ cwouds; 
^.^ The ^-^ wind-shaked ÚwÚ suwge, xDD with >_> high ^-^ and monstrous ^w^ manye, 
Seems uWu to ÚwÚ cast water on >w< the burning ^.^ beaw, 
And quench >w< the ;;w;; guawds :3 of >w< the >_> evew-fixed OwO powe. 
^-^ I UwU nyevew >w< did OwO wike UwU mowestation ^-^ view 
:3 On >w< the enchafed ;;w;; fwood. 
MONTANO. UwU If ^w^ that >w< the >_> Tuwkish ^w^ fweet 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot >w< enshewtew'd ^-^ and embay'd, :33 they are ^-^ dwown'd; 
>_> It is :3 impossibwe uWu to ;;w;; beaw it x3 out. 

^-^ Entew a ^.^ thiwd xDD Gentweman. 

THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. OwO Nyews, lads! >_< Ouw ^.^ waws are OwO donye. 
^.^ The :33 despewate tempest hath ;;w;; so ^-^ bang'd >w< the >_> Tuwks, 
:33 That their ;;w;; designment >_> hawts. xDD A ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ ship :3 of OwO Venyice 
uWu Hath seen a grievous wreck ^-^ and ^w^ suffewance 
:3 On :3 most ^.^ pawt :3 of their :3 fweet. 
MONTANO. How? Is ^w^ this >w< twue? 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^.^ The ^-^ ship is ÚwÚ hewe put :33 in, 
xDD A ^w^ Vewonyesa. ^-^ Michaew >_> Cassio, 
Lieutenant uWu to >w< the ;;w;; wawwike x3 Moow, >_< Othewwo, 
Is come on uWu showe; >w< the :3 Moow himself :3 at sea, 
And is ^-^ in full >_< commission ÚwÚ hewe for >w< Cypwus. 
MONTANO. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad x3 on't; ÚwÚ 'tis a ^-^ wowthy >_> govewnyow. 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. xDD But ^w^ this ^-^ same >_> Cassio, though UwU he UwU speak :3 of x3 comfowt 
ÚwÚ Touching >w< the >_> Tuwkish :3 woss, yet UwU he OwO wooks :33 sadwy 
And ^w^ pways >w< the :3 Moow >_< be xDD safe; for :33 they were :33 pawted 
With ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ and >_< viowent tempest. 
MONTANO. xDD Pway heavens UwU he be, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have served :3 him, ^-^ and >w< the man >_> commands 
>w< Wike a full ÚwÚ sowdiew. xDD Wet's uWu to >w< the ;;w;; seaside, uWu ho! 
:33 As ^w^ weww uWu to see >w< the uWu vessew UwU that's come ^-^ in 
:33 As uWu to OwO thwow :33 out x3 ouw ^.^ eyes for ^.^ bwave >_< Othewwo, 
uWu Even :3 tiww ;;w;; we uWu make >w< the main ^-^ and >w< the >_> aewiaw OwO bwue 
;;w;; An >w< indistinct ^w^ wegawd. 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. uWu Come, let's do ;;w;; so, 
:3 Fow >_> evewy ^-^ minyute is ^w^ expectancy 
Of :33 mowe x3 awwivance. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Cassio. 

;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ Thanks, :33 you >w< the ^.^ vawiant :3 of ^w^ this ;;w;; wawwike ^w^ iswe, 
:33 That ;;w;; so ÚwÚ appwove >w< the uWu Moow! OwO O, let >w< the heavens 
^w^ Give xDD him x3 defense ÚwÚ against >w< the >w< ewements, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have :33 wost xDD him on a ^w^ dangewous ÚwÚ sea. 
MONTANO. ^-^ I she ^w^ weww shipp'd? 
;;w;; CASSIO. :33 His ^-^ bawk is :3 stoutwy ^-^ timbew'd, ^-^ and ^.^ his pilot 
Of :3 vewy x3 expewt ^-^ and UwU appwoved allowance; 
Therefore >_> my ^-^ hopes, UwU nyot >w< suwfeited uWu to >_< death, 
:33 Stand ^-^ in xDD bowd cure. 
xDD A ^.^ cwy ;;w;; within, x3 "A ÚwÚ saiw, a ÚwÚ saiw, a >w< saiw!" 

^-^ Entew a fourth xDD Gentweman. 

:3 What :3 nyoise? 
^w^ FOUWTH ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^.^ The UwU town is ÚwÚ empty; on >w< the ^.^ bwow uWu o' >w< the >w< sea 
:33 Stand xDD wanks :3 of x3 peopwe, ^-^ and :33 they OwO cwy, x3 "A >w< saiw!" 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^w^ My ;;w;; hopes do shape xDD him for >w< the >_> govewnyow. 
ÚwÚ Guns heard. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. xDD They do >w< dischawge their OwO shot :3 of xDD couwtesy- 
>_< Ouw >w< fwiends :3 at >_> weast. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, sir, ^w^ go forth, 
And >w< give uWu us >_> twuth ;;w;; who ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ that is ÚwÚ awwived. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I uWu shaww. Exit. 
MONTANO. >w< But, ^w^ good xDD wieutenyant, is ^-^ youw ^-^ genyewaw uWu wived? 
;;w;; CASSIO. uWu Most >_> fowtunyatewy: UwU he hath x3 achieved a ÚwÚ maid 
:33 That ÚwÚ pawagons :3 descwiption ^-^ and wild ;;w;; fame, 
uWu Onye ^w^ that x3 excews >w< the quirks :3 of ;;w;; bwazonying >_< pens, 
And ^-^ in >w< the essential ;;w;; vestuwe :3 of :33 cweation 
^w^ Does tire >w< the ingener. 

^-^ We-entew ;;w;; second xDD Gentweman. 

UwU How OwO nyow! ;;w;; who has put in? 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. 'Tis >w< onye OwO Iago, ancient uWu to >w< the ;;w;; genyewaw. 
;;w;; CASSIO. He has ^w^ had :3 most favorable ^-^ and happy speed: 
>_< Tempests OwO themsewves, >_> high UwU seas, ^-^ and ;;w;; howwing winds, 
^.^ The ;;w;; guttew'd ^-^ wocks, ^-^ and ^.^ congwegated sands, 
:33 Twaitows ^-^ ensteep'd uWu to ÚwÚ cwog >w< the ÚwÚ guiwtwess ^-^ keew, 
:33 As having sense :3 of OwO beauty, do >_< omit 
uWu Theiw x3 mowtaw natures, OwO wetting ^w^ go xDD safewy :3 by 
^.^ The ÚwÚ divinye >_< Desdemonya. 
MONTANO. :3 What is she? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ÚwÚ She ^w^ that ^-^ I spake uWu of, x3 ouw >_> gweat ^w^ captain's ^-^ captain, 
ÚwÚ Weft ^-^ in >w< the >_> conduct :3 of >w< the xDD bowd OwO Iago, 
>_< Whose footing ÚwÚ hewe UwU anticipates x3 ouw ;;w;; thoughts 
xDD A >_> se'nnyight's >_< speed. Great x3 Jove, Othello ÚwÚ guawd, 
And ^w^ sweww ^.^ his UwU saiw xDD with ^w^ thinye ^-^ own powerful >w< bweath, 
:33 That UwU he ^w^ may bless ^w^ this ÚwÚ bay xDD with ^.^ his xDD taww xDD ship, 
Make love's quick >w< pants ^-^ in xDD Desdemonya's ^w^ awms, 
^w^ Give renew'd ^w^ fiwe uWu to x3 ouw >_< extincted >_< spiwits, 
And >_< bwing ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ Cypwus uWu comfowt. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ Desdemonya, >w< Emiwia OwO Iago, ^w^ Wodewigo, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 

OwO O, ÚwÚ behowd, 
^.^ The riches :3 of >w< the ^-^ ship is come on xDD showe! 
>w< Ye ^-^ men :3 of UwU Cypwus, let ;;w;; hew have ^-^ youw ;;w;; knyees. 
;;w;; Haww uWu to ^-^ thee, :33 wady! And >w< the ^.^ gwace :3 of :33 heaven, 
Before, x3 behind ^-^ thee, ^-^ and on >_> evewy ;;w;; hand, 
Enwheel ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wound! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, ^.^ vawiant ^.^ Cassio. 
:3 What >_< tidings ^w^ can :33 you tell :33 me :3 of >_> my >_> wowd? 
;;w;; CASSIO. He is UwU nyot yet OwO awwived, >_< nyow >_< knyow ^-^ I :3 aught 
xDD But ^w^ that ÚwÚ he's ^w^ weww ^-^ and >w< wiww >_< be uWu showtwy uWu hewe. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO O, but ^-^ I :33 feaw- UwU How :33 wost :33 you company? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^.^ The >_> gweat >_> contention :3 of >w< the >w< sea ^-^ and OwO skies 
Parted x3 ouw x3 fewwowship- >w< But, UwU hawk! a :3 saiw. 
xDD A ^.^ cwy ;;w;; within, x3 "A ÚwÚ saiw, a >w< saiw!" ÚwÚ Guns heard. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. xDD They >w< give their uWu gweeting uWu to >w< the ^-^ citadew; 
^.^ This ÚwÚ wikewise is a OwO fwiend. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ÚwÚ See for >w< the news. 
x3 Exit xDD Gentweman. 
Good >w< ancient, :33 you are x3 wewcome. ^w^ [To OwO Emiwia.] ^-^ Wewcome, mistress. 
Let it UwU nyot >w< gaww ^-^ youw >_> patience, ^w^ good OwO Iago, 
:33 That ^-^ I :3 extend >_> my >_> mannyews; ÚwÚ 'tis >_> my ^w^ bweeding 
:33 That xDD gives :33 me ^w^ this xDD bowd ^w^ show :3 of courtesy. UwU Kisses x3 hew. 
UwU IAGO. x3 Siw, :3 wouwd she >w< give :33 you ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :3 of ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ wips 
:33 As :3 of ;;w;; hew tongue she oft UwU bestows on me, 
x3 You'wd have xDD enyough. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> Awas, she has xDD nyo UwU speech. 
UwU IAGO. ^.^ In faith, x3 too ;;w;; much; 
^-^ I find it OwO stiww uWu when ^-^ I have ^w^ wist uWu to OwO sweep. 
x3 Mawwy, :33 befowe ^-^ youw >_< wadyship ^-^ I >_< gwant, 
ÚwÚ She puts ;;w;; hew tongue a ^-^ wittwe ^-^ in ;;w;; hew :33 heawt 
And ;;w;; chides xDD with OwO thinking. 
:3 EMIWIA. You have ^-^ wittwe >_< cause uWu to say >_< so. 
UwU IAGO. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, come >_< on. You are :3 pictuwes :33 out :3 of ^w^ doows, 
:3 Bewws ^-^ in ^-^ youw parlors, wildcats ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^w^ kitchens, 
uWu Saints ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; injuwies, devils being offended, 
>w< Pwayews ^-^ in ^-^ youw ÚwÚ housewifewy, ^-^ and >_< housewives ^-^ in ^-^ youw beds. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO O, OwO fie upon ^-^ thee, ^.^ swandewew! 
UwU IAGO. Nay, it is ;;w;; twue, >w< ow else ^-^ I am a >_> Tuwk: 
You rise uWu to uWu pway, ^-^ and ^w^ go uWu to bed uWu to work. 
:3 EMIWIA. You >_< shaww UwU nyot xDD wwite >_> my >w< pwaise. 
UwU IAGO. x3 Nyo, let :33 me uWu nyot. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 What wouldst >w< thou xDD wwite :3 of me, >_> if >w< thou shouldst 
praise ÚwÚ me? 
UwU IAGO. O ÚwÚ gentwe xDD wady, do UwU nyot put :33 me to't, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am OwO nyothing >_> if UwU nyot ÚwÚ cwiticaw. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, assay- Thewe's >w< onye ^w^ gonye uWu to >w< the ;;w;; hawbow? 
UwU IAGO. x3 Ay, OwO madam. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I am UwU nyot merry, but ^-^ I do ^w^ beguiwe 
^.^ The >_> thing ^-^ I am :3 by seeming otherwise. 
uWu Come, how wouldst >w< thou praise ÚwÚ me? 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I am uWu about ^w^ it, but uWu indeed >_> my :3 invention 
^w^ Comes OwO fwom >_> my ^.^ pate ÚwÚ as >w< biwdwime does OwO fwom ^w^ fwieze; 
>_> It >w< pwucks :33 out xDD bwains ^-^ and ÚwÚ aww. xDD But >_> my ^w^ Muse >_< wabows, 
And UwU thus she is >w< dewivew'd. 
UwU If she >_< be ^.^ faiw ^-^ and UwU wise, UwU faiwnyess ^-^ and ;;w;; wit, 
^.^ The one's for :33 use, >w< the x3 othew >_< useth uWu it. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Weww praised! UwU How >_> if she >_< be >w< bwack ^-^ and ÚwÚ witty? 
UwU IAGO. UwU If she >_< be x3 bwack, ^-^ and x3 theweto have a ;;w;; wit, 
^w^ She'ww find a ^w^ white ^w^ that >_< shaww ;;w;; hew OwO bwacknyess fit. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Worse ^-^ and >_> wowse. 
:3 EMIWIA. UwU How >_> if ^.^ faiw ^-^ and >_> foowish? 
UwU IAGO. ÚwÚ She UwU nyevew yet >_> was x3 foowish ^w^ that >_> was x3 faiw, 
:3 Fow uWu even ;;w;; hew folly x3 hewp'd ;;w;; hew uWu to :3 an OwO heiw. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. These are old ;;w;; fond paradoxes uWu to uWu make x3 foows ÚwÚ waugh ^.^ i' >w< the 
x3 awehouse. :3 What miserable praise UwU hast >w< thou for ;;w;; hew UwU that's ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ and 
>_> foowish? 
UwU IAGO. Thewe's none ;;w;; so ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ and x3 foowish >w< theweunto, 
xDD But does ÚwÚ fouw pranks xDD which ^.^ faiw ^-^ and uWu wise ones do. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. O >_< heavy ignorance! Thou >w< pwaisest >w< the ^-^ wowst ^.^ best. xDD But what 
praise OwO couwdst >w< thou >_< bestow on a deserving woman UwU indeed, >w< onye ^w^ that 
^-^ in >w< the ^w^ authowity :3 of ;;w;; hew UwU mewit >w< did justly put on >w< the ^.^ vouch :3 of :3 vewy 
ÚwÚ mawice ;;w;; itsewf? 
UwU IAGO. ÚwÚ She ^w^ that >_> was ^-^ evew ^.^ faiw ^-^ and UwU nyevew :3 pwoud, 
Had tongue :3 at >w< wiww ^-^ and yet >_> was UwU nyevew ^.^ woud, 
^.^ Nyevew ^-^ wack'd >_< gowd ^-^ and yet UwU went UwU nyevew gay, 
^.^ Fwed OwO fwom ;;w;; hew :33 wish ^-^ and yet ^w^ said, >_> "Nyow ^-^ I ÚwÚ may"; 
ÚwÚ She that, being OwO angew'd, ;;w;; hew >_< wevenge being xDD nyigh, 
Bade ;;w;; hew ^-^ wwong x3 stay ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ;;w;; dispweasuwe fly; 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ that ^-^ in ;;w;; wisdom UwU nyevew >_> was ;;w;; so frail 
>_< To ^w^ change >w< the cod's ^.^ head for >w< the uWu sawmon's tail; 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ that ^-^ couwd xDD think ^-^ and >w< nye'ew :3 discwose ;;w;; hew >w< mind, 
ÚwÚ See ^w^ suitows following ^-^ and UwU nyot >w< wook x3 behind; 
ÚwÚ She >_> was a x3 wight, >_> if ^-^ evew >_< such OwO wight were- 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_< To do UwU what? 
UwU IAGO. >_< To ^.^ suckwe x3 foows ^-^ and ^w^ chwonyicwe xDD smaww >_< beew. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. O :3 most OwO wame ^-^ and uWu impotent x3 concwusion! :3 Do UwU nyot learn :3 of :3 him, 
^w^ Emiwia, though UwU he >_< be thy xDD husband. UwU How say ^.^ you, ^.^ Cassio? Is UwU he UwU nyot 
a :3 most OwO pwofanye ^-^ and liberal >_> counsewow? 
;;w;; CASSIO. He ;;w;; speaks ;;w;; home, OwO madam. You ^w^ may ;;w;; wewish xDD him :33 mowe ^-^ in >w< the 
>w< sowdiew than ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ schowaw. 
UwU IAGO. >w< [Aside.] He >_> takes ;;w;; hew :3 by >w< the >_> pawm; :33 ay, ^w^ weww ^w^ said, whisper. 
With ÚwÚ as ^-^ wittwe a ÚwÚ web ÚwÚ as ^w^ this >w< wiww ^-^ I :3 ensnyawe ÚwÚ as >_> gweat a OwO fwy ÚwÚ as 
^.^ Cassio. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ smiwe upon >w< hew, ^w^ do; ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< gyve ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in ^w^ thinye ^-^ own 
courtship. You say OwO twue; ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; so, indeed. UwU If >_< such :33 twicks ÚwÚ as uWu these 
:33 stwip :33 you :33 out :3 of ^-^ youw lieutenantry, it ^w^ had OwO been xDD bettew :33 you ^w^ had 
UwU nyot ;;w;; kissed ^-^ youw xDD thwee fingers ;;w;; so ^-^ oft, xDD which now ;;w;; again :33 you are 
:3 most :3 apt uWu to uWu pway >w< the >w< siw uWu in. ^w^ Vewy :33 good. ÚwÚ Weww >_< kissed! :3 an >_< excewwent 
courtesy! ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; so, indeed. ^w^ Yet ;;w;; again ^-^ youw fingers uWu to ^-^ youw :33 wips? 
>w< Wouwd :33 they were clyster-pipes for ^-^ youw ^.^ sake! ^-^ [Twumpet within.] 
^.^ The uWu Moow! ^-^ I >_< knyow ^.^ his trumpet. 
;;w;; CASSIO. 'Tis >_< twuwy >_< so. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. xDD Wet's meet xDD him ^-^ and >_> weceive ^-^ him. 
;;w;; CASSIO. :3 Wo, >w< whewe UwU he ÚwÚ comes! 

^-^ Entew Othello ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 

x3 OTHEWWO. O >_> my ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ wawwiow! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ My dear Othello! 
x3 OTHEWWO. >_> It xDD gives :33 me x3 wondew >_> gweat ÚwÚ as >_> my ÚwÚ content 
>_< To see :33 you ÚwÚ hewe :33 befowe >w< me. O >_> my ^.^ souw's >_> joy! 
UwU If after >_> evewy tempest come >_< such calms, 
:3 May >w< the UwU winds x3 bwow :3 tiww :33 they have waken'd uWu death! 
And let >w< the ^-^ wabowing ^-^ bawk ^-^ cwimb ^.^ hiwws :3 of xDD seas 
Olympus-high, ^-^ and duck ;;w;; again ÚwÚ as >w< wow 
:33 As >w< heww's OwO fwom heaven! UwU If it were now uWu to ^-^ die, 
^-^ 'Twewe now uWu to >_< be :3 most happy; for ^-^ I ^w^ feaw 
^w^ My ^w^ souw hath ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ content ;;w;; so ^-^ absowute 
:33 That UwU nyot uWu anyothew x3 comfowt OwO wike uWu to ^w^ this 
ÚwÚ Succeeds ^-^ in >_< unknyown >_< fate. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ The heavens x3 fowbid 
xDD But ^w^ that x3 ouw >_< woves ^-^ and comforts OwO shouwd ^w^ incwease, 
uWu Even ÚwÚ as x3 ouw ^-^ days do >_> gwow! 
x3 OTHEWWO. OwO Amen uWu to that, sweet >_> powews! 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot UwU speak :33 enyough :3 of ^w^ this x3 content; 
>_> It ^w^ stops :33 me >_> hewe; it is x3 too ÚwÚ much :3 of joy. 
And ^w^ this, ^-^ and ^w^ this, >w< the >w< gweatest ;;w;; discowds >_< be UwU Kisses x3 hew. 
:33 That e'er x3 ouw ^-^ heawts >_< shaww >_< make! 
UwU IAGO. >w< [Aside.] OwO O, :33 you are ^w^ weww :3 tunyed OwO nyow! 
xDD But >_< I'ww ^w^ set OwO down >w< the ÚwÚ pegs ^w^ that uWu make ^w^ this music, 
:33 As uWu honyest ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >w< am. 
x3 OTHEWWO. uWu Come, let uWu us uWu to >w< the castle. 
OwO Nyews, UwU fwiends: x3 ouw ^.^ waws are x3 donye, >w< the ^w^ Tuwks are ÚwÚ dwown'd. 
UwU How does >_> my old >w< acquaintance :3 of ^w^ this ;;w;; iswe? 
^w^ Honyey, :33 you >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ weww desired ^-^ in >_> Cypwus; 
^-^ I have x3 found >_> gweat :33 wove ^.^ amongst uWu them. O >_> my >w< sweet, 
^-^ I ^.^ pwattwe :33 out :3 of >w< fashion, ^-^ and ^-^ I ÚwÚ dote 
^.^ In mine ^-^ own xDD comfowts. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, ^w^ good OwO Iago, 
:3 Go uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ bay ^-^ and disembark >_> my :33 coffews. 
xDD Bwing >w< thou >w< the ^w^ mastew uWu to >w< the ^-^ citadew; 
He is a ^w^ good :3 onye, ^-^ and ^.^ his uWu wowthinyess 
^w^ Does ^.^ chawwenge ÚwÚ much xDD wespect. uWu Come, ^w^ Desdemonya, 
;;w;; Once :33 mowe ^w^ weww >_< met :3 at >w< Cypwus. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but Iago ^-^ and >_< Wodewigo. 
UwU IAGO. :3 Do >w< thou meet :33 me uWu pwesentwy :3 at >w< the harbor. ^w^ Come x3 hithew. UwU If >w< thou 
>w< be'st OwO vawiant- ÚwÚ as :33 they say base ^-^ men being ^-^ in :33 wove have :33 then a 
^.^ nyobiwity ^-^ in their xDD nyatuwes :33 mowe than is native uWu to them- ^w^ wist >w< me. 
^.^ The lieutenant ^w^ tonyight ^.^ watches on >w< the >w< couwt :3 of ^w^ guawd. ^-^ Fiwst, ^-^ I 
must tell ÚwÚ thee ^.^ this: xDD Desdemonya is directly ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with ^-^ him. 
>_> WODEWIGO. With him? :3 Why, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot >_< possibwe. 
UwU IAGO. :3 Way thy finger thus, ^-^ and let thy ^w^ souw >_< be :33 instwucted. Mark :33 me 
xDD with what violence she >_> fiwst loved >w< the x3 Moow, but for bragging ^-^ and 
telling ;;w;; hew ;;w;; fantasticaw uWu wies. And >w< wiww she :33 wove xDD him OwO stiww for 
ÚwÚ pwating? Let UwU nyot thy >w< discweet :33 heawt xDD think uWu it. ÚwÚ Hew eye must >_< be 
>w< fed; ^-^ and what delight >_< shaww she have uWu to >w< wook on >w< the x3 deviw? When 
>w< the UwU bwood is uWu made ^.^ duww xDD with >w< the :3 act :3 of :33 spowt, >w< thewe OwO shouwd be, 
;;w;; again uWu to inflame it ^-^ and uWu to >w< give satiety a >_> fwesh ;;w;; appetite, 
x3 wovewinyess ^-^ in :3 favow, sympathy ^-^ in OwO yeaws, manners, ^-^ and ^w^ beauties- 
;;w;; aww xDD which >w< the :3 Moow is UwU defective uWu in. xDD Nyow, for >_< want :3 of uWu these 
x3 wequiwed ;;w;; convenyiences, ;;w;; hew delicate ^.^ tendewnyess >w< wiww find ^w^ itsewf 
:33 abused, begin uWu to :3 heave >w< the ;;w;; gowge, OwO diswewish ^-^ and :3 abhow >w< the >_> Moow; 
:3 vewy ;;w;; nyatuwe >w< wiww instruct ;;w;; hew ^-^ in it ^-^ and compel ;;w;; hew uWu to ÚwÚ some ;;w;; second 
xDD choice. :3 Nyow sir, ^w^ this x3 gwanted- ÚwÚ as it is a :3 most >_> pwegnyant ^-^ and 
:3 unfowced position- ;;w;; who ^.^ stands ;;w;; so eminently ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ degwee :3 of ^w^ this 
xDD fowtunye ÚwÚ as Cassio does? xDD A ÚwÚ knyave :3 vewy ^-^ vowubwe; xDD nyo further 
conscionable than ^-^ in putting on >w< the mere OwO fowm :3 of >_< civiw ^-^ and xDD humanye 
^w^ seeming, for >w< the xDD bettew uWu compass :3 of ^.^ his uWu sawt ^-^ and :3 most ^.^ hidden loose 
affection? :3 Why, none, OwO why, >_< nyonye- a slipper ^-^ and ^w^ subtwe >_> knyave, a 
finder :33 out :3 of >w< occasions, ^w^ that has :3 an eye ^w^ can :3 stamp ^-^ and 
counterfeit ^w^ advantages, though OwO twue ^w^ advantage UwU nyevew present 
uWu itsewf- a ^-^ deviwish ^w^ knyave! :33 Besides, >w< the ÚwÚ knyave is ^.^ handsome, ;;w;; young, 
^-^ and hath ;;w;; aww those ^.^ wequisites ^-^ in xDD him ^w^ that folly ^-^ and >_> gween >w< minds 
>w< wook :3 aftew- a >w< pestiwent complete >_> knyave, ^-^ and >w< the woman hath x3 found 
xDD him uWu awweady. 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot xDD bewieve ^w^ that ^-^ in :3 hew; she's full :3 of :3 most blest 
^.^ condition. 
UwU IAGO. x3 Bwest ^w^ fig's-end! ^.^ The ^.^ winye she :3 dwinks is uWu made :3 of :3 gwapes. UwU If 
she ^w^ had OwO been x3 bwest, she :3 wouwd UwU nyevew have loved >w< the Moor. x3 Bwest 
pudding! ;;w;; Didst >w< thou UwU nyot see ;;w;; hew uWu paddwe xDD with >w< the :3 pawm :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ hand? 
;;w;; Didst UwU nyot >_< mawk that? 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^w^ Yes, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ did; but ^w^ that >_> was but courtesy. 
UwU IAGO. Lechery, :3 by ^w^ this UwU hand; :3 an ^w^ index ^-^ and >_< obscuwe xDD pwowogue uWu to >w< the 
:3 histowy :3 of OwO wust ^-^ and ÚwÚ fouw thoughts. xDD They >_< met ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw xDD with their 
ÚwÚ wips ^w^ that their OwO bweaths ;;w;; embwaced together. Villainous xDD thoughts, 
:3 Wodewigo! When uWu these mutualities ;;w;; so >_< mawshaw >w< the OwO way, :33 hawd :3 at UwU hand 
ÚwÚ comes >w< the ^w^ mastew ^-^ and main uWu exewcise, >w< the x3 incowpowate >_> concwusion. 
uWu Pish! >w< But, sir, >_< be :33 you uWu wuwed :3 by >w< me. ^-^ I have brought :33 you OwO fwom 
Venice. UwU Watch :33 you ^-^ tonyight; for >w< the xDD command, >_< I'ww >w< way't upon ÚwÚ you. 
Cassio UwU knyows :33 you uWu nyot. >_< I'ww UwU nyot >_< be far OwO fwom ÚwÚ you. :3 Do :33 you find ÚwÚ some 
^.^ occasion uWu to :33 angew >_> Cassio, OwO eithew :3 by ^w^ speaking x3 too ^.^ woud, >w< ow 
uWu tainting ^.^ his ;;w;; discipwinye, >w< ow OwO fwom what x3 othew ÚwÚ couwse :33 you please, 
xDD which >w< the :3 time >_< shaww :33 mowe ÚwÚ favowabwy minister. 
>_> WODEWIGO. Well. 
UwU IAGO. x3 Siw, UwU he is >_> wash ^-^ and :3 vewy xDD sudden ^-^ in ÚwÚ chowew, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hapwy ^w^ may 
;;w;; stwike :3 at ÚwÚ you. Provoke :3 him, ^w^ that UwU he ^.^ may; for uWu even :33 out :3 of ^w^ that 
>w< wiww ^-^ I >_< cause uWu these :3 of ÚwÚ Cypwus uWu to x3 mutiny, :3 whose qualification >_< shaww 
come uWu into xDD nyo OwO twue >_< taste ;;w;; again but :3 by >w< the xDD dispwanting :3 of ^.^ Cassio. 
So >_< shaww :33 you have a ;;w;; showtew UwU jouwnyey uWu to ^-^ youw x3 desiwes :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ means 
^-^ I >_< shaww :33 then have uWu to ;;w;; pwefew them, ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ impediment :3 most 
profitably uWu wemoved, :33 without >w< the xDD which >w< thewe were xDD nyo uWu expectation 
:3 of x3 ouw >w< pwospewity. 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^-^ I >w< wiww do ^w^ this, >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ can >_< bwing it uWu to :33 any >_> oppowtunyity. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I warrant ;;w;; thee. Meet :33 me :3 by ^-^ and :3 by :3 at >w< the ^w^ citadew. ^-^ I must 
fetch ^.^ his OwO nyecessawies OwO ashowe. >w< Faweweww. 
>_> WODEWIGO. uWu Adieu. Exit. 
UwU IAGO. :33 That Cassio >_< woves >w< hew, ^-^ I do ^w^ weww xDD bewieve x3 it; 
:33 That she >_< woves :3 him, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 apt ^-^ and :3 of >_> gweat UwU cwedit. 
^.^ The x3 Moow, howbeit ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ enduwe xDD him not, 
Is :3 of a :3 constant, >w< woving, ^-^ nyobwe UwU nyatuwe, 
And ^-^ I dare xDD think he'll >_< pwove uWu to xDD Desdemonya 
xDD A :3 most dear xDD husband. xDD Nyow, ^-^ I do :33 wove ;;w;; hew OwO too, 
uWu Nyot :33 out :3 of ^-^ absowute >w< wust, though ÚwÚ pewadventuwe 
^-^ I >_< stand :3 accountant for ÚwÚ as >_> gweat a sin, 
xDD But partly led uWu to ^w^ diet >_> my revenge, 
:3 Fow ^w^ that ^-^ I do >_< suspect >w< the lusty :3 Moow 
uWu Hath ^.^ weap'd uWu into >_> my ^w^ seat; >w< the :3 thought xDD wheweof 
^.^ Doth OwO wike a :3 poisonyous mineral >_< gnyaw >_> my OwO inwawds, 
And OwO nyothing ^w^ can >w< ow >_< shaww ÚwÚ content >_> my ^w^ souw 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I am ^w^ even'd xDD with :3 him, uWu wife for ÚwÚ wife. 
>_> Ow ;;w;; faiwing ;;w;; so, yet ^w^ that ^-^ I put >w< the :3 Moow 
x3 At least uWu into a xDD jeawousy ;;w;; so strong 
:33 That UwU judgement ;;w;; cannyot cure. Which >_> thing uWu to ÚwÚ do, 
UwU If ^w^ this x3 poow UwU twash :3 of Venice, whom ^-^ I uWu twace 
:3 Fow ^.^ his quick ;;w;; hunting, >_< stand >w< the putting ;;w;; on, 
>_< I'ww have x3 ouw ^-^ Michaew Cassio on >w< the ^w^ hip, 
Abuse xDD him uWu to >w< the :3 Moow ^-^ in >w< the rank garb 
(For ^-^ I ^w^ feaw Cassio xDD with >_> my ^w^ nyightcap too), 
Make >w< the :3 Moow UwU thank me, :33 wove me, ^-^ and OwO wewawd :33 me 
:3 Fow UwU making xDD him xDD egwegiouswy :3 an >w< ass 
And practicing upon ^.^ his peace ^-^ and x3 quiet 
uWu Even uWu to OwO madnyess. 'Tis ;;w;; hewe, but yet >_< confused: 
Knavery's UwU pwain UwU face is UwU nyevew seen :3 tiww used. Exit. 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
xDD A :33 stweet. 

^-^ Entew a >_< Hewawd xDD with a :33 pwocwamation; uWu peopwe ÚwÚ fowwowing. 

^.^ HEWAWD. >_> It is >_> Othewwo's ^.^ pweasuwe, x3 ouw ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ and ^.^ vawiant general, 
^w^ that upon x3 cewtain >_< tidings now OwO awwived, ;;w;; impowting >w< the mere 
>_> pewdition :3 of >w< the >_> Tuwkish :33 fweet, >_> evewy man put himself uWu into 
triumph; ÚwÚ some uWu to >_< dance, ÚwÚ some uWu to uWu make ^w^ bonfiwes, uWu each man uWu to what 
>_> spowt ^-^ and ^-^ wevews ^.^ his ;;w;; addiction >_< weads xDD him; for ^-^ besides uWu these 
UwU benyeficiaw OwO nyews, it is >w< the >w< cewebwation :3 of ^.^ his >_< nyuptiaw. So ÚwÚ much 
>_> was ^.^ his pleasure OwO shouwd >_< be ^.^ pwocwaimed. ;;w;; Aww UwU offices are uWu open, ^-^ and 
>w< thewe is full :3 wibewty :3 of >_< feasting OwO fwom ^w^ this present hour :3 of ÚwÚ five 
:3 tiww >w< the >_> beww have >_< towd ;;w;; eweven. >_> Heaven bless >w< the isle :3 of ÚwÚ Cypwus 
^-^ and x3 ouw ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ genyewaw Othello! x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
xDD A xDD haww ^-^ in >w< the castle. 

^-^ Entew >_< Othewwo, ^w^ Desdemonya, >_> Cassio, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 

x3 OTHEWWO. Good Michael, >w< wook :33 you uWu to >w< the :3 guawd uWu tonyight. 
xDD Wet's ^-^ teach >_> ouwsewves ^w^ that ^-^ honyowabwe :33 stop, 
uWu Nyot uWu to :3 outspowt discretion. 
;;w;; CASSIO. Iago hath xDD diwection what uWu to ^w^ do; 
xDD But UwU nyotwithstanding xDD with >_> my ^w^ pewsonyaw eye 
Will ^-^ I >w< wook to't. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Iago is :3 most OwO honyest. 
Michael, ^w^ good night. x3 Tomowwow xDD with ^-^ youw ÚwÚ eawwiest 
Let :33 me have >_> speech xDD with ÚwÚ you. uWu Come, >_> my dear love, 
^.^ The uWu puwchase x3 made, >w< the OwO fwuits are uWu to xDD ensue; 
:33 That ^w^ pwofit's yet uWu to come >w< 'tween :33 me ^-^ and ÚwÚ you. 
Good night. 
Exeunt >_< Othewwo, ^w^ Desdemonya, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 

^-^ Entew Iago. 

;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ Wewcome, ^-^ Iago; ;;w;; we must uWu to >w< the x3 watch. 
UwU IAGO. uWu Nyot ^w^ this hour, lieutenant; ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot yet >_< ten uWu o' >w< the clock. >_< Ouw 
^-^ genyewaw ÚwÚ cast uWu us UwU thus >w< eawwy for >w< the :33 wove :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ Desdemonya; ;;w;; who let 
uWu us UwU nyot x3 thewefowe >_> bwame. He hath UwU nyot yet uWu made ÚwÚ wanton >w< the night 
xDD with >w< hew, ^-^ and she is >_> spowt for x3 Jove. 
;;w;; CASSIO. >_< She's a :3 most >_< exquisite OwO wady. 
UwU IAGO. And, >_< I'ww warrant >w< hew, full :3 of UwU game. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ Indeed she's a :3 most >_> fwesh ^-^ and delicate >_> cweatuwe. 
UwU IAGO. :3 What :3 an eye she has! xDD Methinks it sounds a uWu pawwey uWu to 
^.^ pwovocation. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ;;w;; An ^-^ inviting eye; ^-^ and yet :33 methinks >w< wight UwU modest. 
UwU IAGO. And uWu when she >_< speaks, is it UwU nyot :3 an alarum uWu to >w< wove? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ÚwÚ She is uWu indeed xDD pewfection. 
UwU IAGO. xDD Weww, happiness uWu to their :3 sheets! uWu Come, xDD wieutenyant, ^-^ I have a 
stope :3 of x3 winye, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe :33 without are a >w< bwace :3 of ÚwÚ Cypwus OwO gawwants 
^w^ that :3 wouwd :33 fain have a :3 measuwe uWu to >w< the OwO heawth :3 of >w< bwack >_> Othewwo. 
;;w;; CASSIO. uWu Nyot >_> tonyight, ^w^ good Iago. ^-^ I have :3 vewy x3 poow ^-^ and ÚwÚ unhappy xDD bwains 
for UwU dwinking. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ^w^ weww :33 wish :3 couwtesy :3 wouwd :3 invent ÚwÚ some x3 othew 
>w< custom :3 of entertainment. 
UwU IAGO. OwO O, :33 they are x3 ouw ^.^ fwiends! xDD But >w< onye cup; >_< I'ww drink for ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I have ;;w;; dwunk but >w< onye xDD cup >_> tonyight, ^-^ and ^w^ that >_> was :3 cwaftiwy 
>_< quawified OwO too, ^-^ and uWu behowd what uWu innyovation it ^-^ makes uWu hewe. ^-^ I am 
unfortunate ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ infiwmity, ^-^ and dare UwU nyot ^-^ task >_> my weakness xDD with 
:33 any >w< mowe. 
UwU IAGO. ^w^ What, ^.^ man! 'Tis a night :3 of uWu wevews, >w< the OwO gawwants desire uWu it. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ;;w;; Whewe are x3 they? 
UwU IAGO. uWu Hewe :3 at >w< the >w< doow; ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, UwU caww them uWu in. 
;;w;; CASSIO. >_< I'ww >_> do't, but it :33 diswikes >w< me. Exit. 
UwU IAGO. UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ can uWu fasten but >w< onye xDD cup upon :3 him, 
With ^w^ that xDD which UwU he hath ;;w;; dwunk ^w^ tonyight ^.^ awweady, 
;;w;; He'ww >_< be ÚwÚ as full :3 of :3 quawwew ^-^ and >w< offense 
:33 As >_> my xDD young uWu mistwess' >_> dog. :3 Nyow >_> my ÚwÚ sick UwU foow ^w^ Wodewigo, 
^-^ Whom :33 wove hath OwO tuwn'd almost >w< the ^-^ wwong >w< side x3 out, 
>_< To xDD Desdemonya hath ^w^ tonyight caroused 
xDD Potations pottle-deep; ^-^ and ÚwÚ he's uWu to x3 watch. 
Three OwO wads :3 of UwU Cypwus, ^-^ nyobwe swelling >_< spiwits, 
:33 That hold their ^.^ honyows ^-^ in a >_> wawy >w< distance, 
^.^ The :3 vewy elements :3 of ^w^ this ;;w;; wawwike ^w^ iswe, 
>_< Have ^-^ I ^w^ tonyight UwU fwustew'd xDD with UwU fwowing :33 cups, 
And :33 they :33 watch >_< too. xDD Nyow, >_> 'mongst ^w^ this >_< fwock :3 of >w< dwunkawds, 
ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I uWu to put x3 ouw Cassio ^-^ in ÚwÚ some action 
:33 That ^w^ may ^w^ offend >w< the >_> iswe. xDD But ÚwÚ hewe :33 they ^-^ come. 
UwU If ^.^ consequence do but ÚwÚ appwove >_> my >_< dweam, 
^w^ My :33 boat >w< saiws freely, x3 both xDD with ^.^ wind ^-^ and stream. 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ Cassio; xDD with xDD him :3 Montanyo ^-^ and Gentlemen; 
Servants following xDD with wine. 

;;w;; CASSIO. 'Fore God, :33 they have ÚwÚ given :33 me a :33 wouse uWu awweady. 
MONTANO. Good faith, a ^-^ wittwe ;;w;; onye; UwU nyot :33 past a >_< pint, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am a 
ÚwÚ sowdiew. 
UwU IAGO. ^.^ Some x3 winye, uWu ho! 

[Sings.] :33 "And let :33 me >w< the ÚwÚ canyakin cwink, clink; 
And let :33 me >w< the ÚwÚ canyakin xDD cwink. 
xDD A >_< sowdiew's a >_< man; 
OwO O, man's life's but a uWu span; 
^.^ Why :33 then let a >w< sowdiew UwU dwink." 

^.^ Some x3 winye, boys! 
;;w;; CASSIO. 'Fore God, :3 an >_< excewwent song. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I >_> weawnyed it ^-^ in ^.^ Engwand, >w< whewe uWu indeed :33 they are :3 most potent ^-^ in 
>w< potting. ;;w;; Youw ^w^ Danye, ^-^ youw OwO Gewman, ^-^ and ^-^ youw x3 swag-bewwied :3 Howwandew- 
>w< Dwink, ho!- are OwO nyothing uWu to ^-^ youw >_> Engwish. 
;;w;; CASSIO. Is ^-^ youw Englishman ;;w;; so x3 expewt ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu dwinking? 
UwU IAGO. :3 Why, UwU he :3 dwinks :33 you xDD with ^w^ faciwity ^-^ youw OwO Danye ^-^ dead drunk; UwU he 
OwO sweats UwU nyot uWu to ^.^ ovewthwow ^-^ youw Almain; UwU he xDD gives ^-^ youw OwO Howwandew a 
UwU vomit ^-^ ewe >w< the UwU nyext pottwe ^w^ can >_< be :3 fiwwed. 
;;w;; CASSIO. >_< To >w< the OwO heawth :3 of x3 ouw general! 
MONTANO. ^-^ I am for ^w^ it, xDD wieutenyant, ^-^ and >_< I'ww do :33 you >_> justice. 
UwU IAGO. O sweet ^w^ Engwand! 

[Sings.] ^w^ "King ;;w;; Stephen >_> was :3 and-a ^-^ wowthy UwU peew, 
:33 His breeches cost xDD him but a >_> cwown; 
He :3 hewd them sixpence ;;w;; aww x3 too x3 deaw, 
With ^w^ that UwU he call'd >w< the x3 taiwow lown. 

"He >_> was a OwO wight :3 of >_> high OwO wenyown, 
And >w< thou UwU awt but :3 of >w< wow >_< degwee. 
'Tis ^-^ pwide ^w^ that puwws >w< the xDD countwy >_< down; 
UwU Then ^w^ take ^w^ thinye UwU auwd :3 cwoak uWu about >w< thee." 

^.^ Some x3 winye, uWu ho! 
;;w;; CASSIO. :3 Why, ^w^ this is a :33 mowe >_< exquisite ÚwÚ song than >w< the ;;w;; othew. 
UwU IAGO. Will :33 you :3 heaw't >_> again? 
;;w;; CASSIO. x3 Nyo, for ^-^ I hold xDD him uWu to >_< be ^w^ unwowthy :3 of ^.^ his :3 pwace ^w^ that does 
those >_< things. xDD Weww, God's ^w^ above >w< aww, ^-^ and >w< thewe >_< be >_< souws must >_< be 
OwO saved, ^-^ and >w< thewe >_< be >_< souws must UwU nyot >_< be >_< saved. 
UwU IAGO. >_< It's ;;w;; twue, ^w^ good lieutenant. 
;;w;; CASSIO. :3 Fow mine ^-^ own ;;w;; pawt- xDD nyo >w< offense uWu to >w< the general, >_< nyow :33 any man 
:3 of quality- ^-^ I hope uWu to >_< be >_< saved. 
UwU IAGO. And ;;w;; so do ^-^ I OwO too, lieutenant. 
;;w;; CASSIO. x3 Ay, OwO but, :3 by ^-^ youw leave, UwU nyot :33 befowe x3 me; >w< the lieutenant is uWu to 
>_< be :33 saved :33 befowe >w< the x3 ancient. xDD Wet's have xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of this; let's uWu to 
x3 ouw x3 affaiws. >_> God x3 fowgive uWu us x3 ouw :3 sins! :33 Gentwemen, let's >w< wook uWu to 
x3 ouw >_> businyess. :3 Do UwU nyot think, gentlemen, ^-^ I am OwO dwunk: ^w^ this is >_> my 
>w< ancient, ^w^ this is >_> my >w< wight ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and ^w^ this is >_> my left. ^-^ I am UwU nyot 
;;w;; dwunk OwO nyow; ^-^ I ^w^ can >_< stand ^w^ weww ^w^ enyough, ^-^ and ^-^ I UwU speak ^w^ weww xDD enyough. 
OwO AWW. ^.^ Excewwent ^.^ weww. 
;;w;; CASSIO. :3 Why, :3 vewy ^w^ weww >_> then; :33 you must UwU nyot xDD think :33 then ^w^ that ^-^ I am 
OwO dwunk. Exit. 
MONTANO. >_< To >w< the ^w^ pwatfowm, masters; come, let's ^w^ set >w< the x3 watch. 
UwU IAGO. You see ^w^ this uWu fewwow ^w^ that is ^w^ gonye ^-^ befowe; 
He is a >w< sowdiew >w< fit uWu to >_< stand :3 by ÚwÚ Caesaw 
And >w< give :3 diwection. And do but see ^.^ his xDD vice; 
'Tis uWu to ^.^ his virtue a UwU just >w< equinyox, 
^.^ The >w< onye ÚwÚ as long ÚwÚ as >w< the ;;w;; othew. 'Tis :33 pity :3 of ^-^ him. 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw >w< the xDD twust Othello puts xDD him ^-^ in 
:3 On ÚwÚ some OwO odd :3 time :3 of ^.^ his OwO infiwmity 
Will shake ^w^ this ^.^ iswand. 
MONTANO. xDD But is UwU he x3 often uWu thus? 
UwU IAGO. 'Tis >_> evewmowe >w< the xDD pwowogue uWu to ^.^ his OwO sweep. 
;;w;; He'ww :33 watch >w< the ;;w;; howowoge a >w< doubwe ÚwÚ set, 
UwU If drink x3 wock UwU nyot ^.^ his ^-^ cwadwe. 
MONTANO. >_> It were ^w^ weww 
^.^ The ^-^ genyewaw were put ^-^ in ;;w;; mind :3 of uWu it. 
x3 Pewhaps UwU he x3 sees it not, >w< ow ^.^ his ^w^ good ;;w;; nyatuwe 
^-^ Pwizes >w< the virtue ^w^ that ;;w;; appeaws ^-^ in Cassio 
And OwO wooks UwU nyot on ^.^ his evils. Is UwU nyot ^w^ this >w< twue? 

^-^ Entew >_< Wodewigo. 

UwU IAGO. x3 [Aside uWu to >w< him.] UwU How uWu nyow, :3 Wodewigo! 
^-^ I pray ^.^ you, after >w< the lieutenant; ^w^ go. x3 Exit >_< Wodewigo. 
MONTANO. And ÚwÚ 'tis >_> gweat :33 pity ^w^ that >w< the ^-^ nyobwe :3 Moow 
^.^ Shouwd ;;w;; hazawd >_< such a :3 pwace ÚwÚ as ^.^ his ^-^ own ;;w;; second 
With >w< onye :3 of :3 an ;;w;; ingwaft xDD infiwmity. 
>_> It were :3 an uWu honyest action uWu to say 
So uWu to >w< the Moor. 
UwU IAGO. uWu Nyot ;;w;; I, for ^w^ this ^.^ faiw ^.^ iswand. 
^-^ I do :33 wove Cassio UwU weww, ^-^ and :3 wouwd do ÚwÚ much 
>_< To cure xDD him :3 of ^w^ this :33 eviw- >w< But, UwU hawk! :3 What :3 nyoise? 
xDD A ^.^ cwy ;;w;; within, "Help, xDD hewp!" 

^-^ We-entew >_> Cassio, ;;w;; dwiving ^-^ in >_< Wodewigo. 

;;w;; CASSIO. >w< 'Zounds! You xDD wogue! You >_< wascaw! 
MONTANO. What's >w< the >w< mattew, lieutenant? 
;;w;; CASSIO. xDD A ÚwÚ knyave ^-^ teach :33 me >_> my duty! xDD But >_< I'ww ^-^ beat >w< the ÚwÚ knyave uWu into a 
OwO twiggen >_< bottwe. 
>_> WODEWIGO. OwO Beat me! 
;;w;; CASSIO. OwO Dost >w< thou prate, ;;w;; wogue? Strikes >_< Wodewigo. 
MONTANO. Nay, ^w^ good lieutenant; ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, sir, hold ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. 
;;w;; CASSIO. Let :33 me go, sir, >w< ow >_< I'ww uWu knyock :33 you ^.^ o'ew >w< the mazzard. 
MONTANO. uWu Come, come, you're OwO dwunk. 
;;w;; CASSIO. OwO Dwunk? xDD They :3 fight. 
UwU IAGO. x3 [Aside uWu to ^.^ Wodewigo.] :3 Away, ^-^ I :3 say; ^w^ go :33 out ^-^ and ^.^ cwy a :33 mutiny. 
x3 Exit >_< Wodewigo. 
Nay, ^w^ good lieutenant! God's will, gentlemen! 
x3 Hewp, ho!- UwU Wieutenyant- :3 siw- >_> Montanyo- :3 siw- 
x3 Hewp, UwU mastews!- Here's a goodly :33 watch ^.^ indeed! 
xDD A >_> beww xDD wings. 
:33 Who's ^w^ that ^w^ that rings >w< the x3 beww?- Diablo, uWu ho! 
^.^ The UwU town >w< wiww rise. God's will, xDD wieutenyant, >w< howd! 
You >w< wiww >_< be OwO shamed >_< fowevew. 

^-^ We-entew Othello ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 

x3 OTHEWWO. :3 What is >w< the :3 mattew :33 hewe? 
MONTANO. 'Zounds, ^-^ I uWu bweed >_< stiww; ^-^ I am hurt uWu to >w< the ^-^ death. 
UwU Faints. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Hold, for ^-^ youw lives! 
UwU IAGO. Hold, uWu ho! UwU Wieutenyant- :3 siw- >_> Montanyo- :33 gentwemen- 
>_< Have :33 you :3 fowgot ;;w;; aww :3 pwace :3 of sense ^-^ and duty? 
Hold! >w< the ^-^ genyewaw ;;w;; speaks uWu to >_> you! Hold, UwU howd, for shame! 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, uWu ho! OwO fwom whence ÚwÚ awiseth xDD this? 
;;w;; Awe ;;w;; we OwO tuwn'd >_> Tuwks, ^-^ and uWu to >_> ouwsewves do ^w^ that 
Which :3 heaven hath x3 fowbid >w< the x3 Ottomites? 
:3 Fow Christian >w< shame, put :3 by ^w^ this uWu bawbawous brawl. 
He ^w^ that stirs UwU nyext uWu to :33 cawve for ^.^ his ^-^ own xDD wage 
OwO Howds ^.^ his ^w^ souw light; UwU he OwO dies upon ^.^ his ÚwÚ motion. 
^w^ Siwence ^w^ that dreadful :33 beww; it xDD fwights >w< the isle 
^w^ Fwom ;;w;; hew :3 pwopwiety. :3 What is >w< the >w< mattew, xDD mastews? 
Honest OwO Iago, ^w^ that look'st ^-^ dead xDD with x3 gwieving, 
>w< Speak: ;;w;; who began xDD this? :3 On thy love, ^-^ I charge ;;w;; thee. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I do UwU nyot know. ;;w;; Fwiends ;;w;; aww but uWu nyow, uWu even uWu nyow, 
^.^ In x3 quawtew, ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< tewms OwO wike bride ^-^ and OwO gwoom 
Devesting them for bed; ^-^ and uWu then, but now 
ÚwÚ (As >_> if ÚwÚ some uWu pwanyet ^w^ had unwitted >w< men), 
>w< Swowds x3 out, ^-^ and tilting >w< onye :3 at UwU othew's breast, 
^.^ In opposition uWu bwoody. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot UwU speak 
:33 Any >w< beginnying uWu to ^w^ this uWu peevish odds; 
And :3 wouwd ^-^ in action x3 gwowious ^-^ I ^w^ had :33 wost 
Those ÚwÚ wegs ^w^ that brought :33 me uWu to a ^.^ pawt :3 of x3 it! 
x3 OTHEWWO. UwU How ÚwÚ comes ^w^ it, Michael, :33 you are UwU thus >_> fowgot? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >w< pawdon x3 me; ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ speak. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Wowthy x3 Montanyo, :33 you were UwU wont >_< be >w< civiw; 
^.^ The ^-^ gwavity ^-^ and :33 stiwwnyess :3 of ^-^ youw ^w^ youth 
^.^ The UwU wowwd hath :33 nyoted, ^-^ and ^-^ youw name is >_> gweat 
^.^ In mouths :3 of wisest censure. What's >w< the >w< mattew, 
:33 That :33 you ^.^ unwace ^-^ youw ^-^ weputation thus, 
And ÚwÚ spend ^-^ youw rich >_> opinyion for >w< the name 
Of a :33 nyight-bwawwew? ^w^ Give :33 me answer uWu to uWu it. 
MONTANO. ;;w;; Wowthy >_< Othewwo, ^-^ I am hurt uWu to :3 dangew. 
;;w;; Youw >_< officew, OwO Iago, ^w^ can :3 infowm >w< you- 
uWu Whiwe ^-^ I spare :3 speech, xDD which x3 something now offends >_> me- 
Of ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^-^ I do know. >_> Nyow >_< knyow ^-^ I :3 aught 
By :33 me UwU that's ^-^ said >w< ow ^w^ donye >_> amiss ^w^ this OwO nyight, 
uWu Unwess >w< sewf-chawity >_< be uWu sometimes a >_> vice, 
And uWu to defend >_> ouwsewves it >_< be a x3 sin 
When violence ;;w;; assaiws :33 us. 
x3 OTHEWWO. xDD Nyow, :3 by :33 heaven, 
^w^ My UwU bwood begins >_> my >w< safew ;;w;; guides uWu to rule, 
And uWu passion, having >_> my uWu best UwU judgement x3 cowwied, 
Assays uWu to ÚwÚ wead >w< the way. UwU If ^-^ I once >_< stiw, 
>_> Ow do but lift ^w^ this arm, >w< the uWu best :3 of :33 you 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^.^ sink ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; webuke. ^w^ Give :33 me uWu to >_< knyow 
UwU How ^w^ this ÚwÚ fouw rout ^.^ began, ;;w;; who ^w^ set it ;;w;; on, 
And UwU he ^w^ that is UwU appwoved ^-^ in ^w^ this x3 offense, 
OwO Though UwU he ^w^ had >_> twinn'd xDD with me, x3 both :3 at a ^-^ biwth, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; wose >w< me. x3 What! ^-^ in a UwU town :3 of >w< waw, 
^w^ Yet xDD wiwd, >w< the ÚwÚ peopwe's ^-^ heawts ÚwÚ bwimfuw :3 of fear, 
>_< To >_< manyage private ^-^ and ^-^ domestic OwO quawwew, 
^.^ In OwO nyight, ^-^ and on >w< the >w< couwt ^-^ and :3 guawd :3 of ^w^ safety! 
'Tis ;;w;; monstwous. OwO Iago, ;;w;; who x3 began't? 
MONTANO. UwU If partially ^-^ affinyed, >w< ow >_> weagued ^-^ in ;;w;; office, 
Thou dost >w< dewivew :33 mowe >w< ow less than truth, 
Thou UwU awt xDD nyo ÚwÚ sowdiew. 
UwU IAGO. xDD Touch :33 me UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ nyeaw: 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew have ^w^ this tongue cut OwO fwom >_> my uWu mouth 
uWu Than it OwO shouwd do >w< offense uWu to ^-^ Michaew ÚwÚ Cassio; 
uWu Yet, ^-^ I x3 pewsuade x3 mysewf, uWu to UwU speak >w< the >_> twuth 
ÚwÚ Shaww OwO nyothing ^-^ wwong ^-^ him. Thus it UwU is, ;;w;; genyewaw. 
:3 Montanyo ^-^ and myself being ^-^ in :3 speech, 
;;w;; Thewe ÚwÚ comes a uWu fewwow OwO cwying :33 out for UwU hewp, 
And Cassio following xDD him xDD with :33 detewminyed ;;w;; swowd, 
>_< To :33 execute upon ^-^ him. x3 Siw, ^w^ this gentleman 
xDD Steps ^-^ in uWu to Cassio ^-^ and UwU entweats ^.^ his x3 pause. 
:3 Mysewf >w< the OwO cwying uWu fewwow >w< did OwO puwsue, 
ÚwÚ West :3 by ^.^ his ^.^ cwamow- ÚwÚ as it ;;w;; so uWu feww uWu out- 
^.^ The UwU town :33 might x3 faww ^-^ in ^w^ fwight. x3 He, ÚwÚ swift :3 of >w< foot, 
OwO Outwan >_> my >_< puwpose; ^-^ and ^-^ I xDD wetuwn'd >w< the :3 wathew 
:3 Fow ^w^ that ^-^ I heard >w< the UwU cwink ^-^ and x3 faww :3 of >_< swowds, 
And Cassio >_> high ^-^ in xDD oath, xDD which :3 tiww ^w^ tonyight 
^-^ I >w< nye'ew :33 might say OwO befowe. When ^-^ I came OwO back- 
:3 Fow ^w^ this >_> was brief- ^-^ I x3 found them ^-^ cwose xDD togethew, 
x3 At x3 bwow ^-^ and thrust, uWu even ÚwÚ as ;;w;; again :33 they were 
When :33 you :33 youwsewf >w< did ^.^ pawt uWu them. 
x3 Mowe :3 of ^w^ this :3 mattew ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ I x3 wepowt. 
xDD But ^-^ men are men; >w< the uWu best uWu sometimes forget. 
OwO Though Cassio >w< did ÚwÚ some ^-^ wittwe ^-^ wwong uWu to :3 him, 
:33 As ^-^ men ^-^ in xDD wage ;;w;; stwike those ^w^ that :33 wish them best, 
^w^ Yet surely >_> Cassio, ^-^ I believe, x3 weceived 
^w^ Fwom xDD him ^w^ that fled ÚwÚ some ^-^ stwange indignity, 
Which x3 patience ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ÚwÚ pass. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I :33 knyow, OwO Iago, 
>w< Thy uWu honyesty ^-^ and :33 wove x3 doth OwO mince ^w^ this >w< mattew, 
>_< Making it :3 wight uWu to ^.^ Cassio. >_> Cassio, ^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ thee, 
xDD But UwU nyevew :33 mowe >_< be officer :3 of >_< minye. 

^-^ We-entew ^w^ Desdemonya, attended. 

x3 Wook, >_> if >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe :33 wove >_< be UwU nyot ^.^ waised ^w^ up! 
>_< I'ww uWu make ÚwÚ thee :3 an ^.^ exampwe. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
x3 OTHEWWO. >w< Aww's ^w^ weww uWu nyow, x3 sweeting; come xDD away uWu to bed. 
x3 Siw, for ^-^ youw >w< huwts, myself >w< wiww >_< be ^-^ youw surgeon. 
Lead xDD him ^.^ off. x3 Exit x3 Montanyo, attended. 
OwO Iago, >w< wook xDD with OwO cawe uWu about >w< the UwU town, 
And >_< siwence those whom ^w^ this :3 viwe >w< bwaww uWu distwacted. 
uWu Come, ^w^ Desdemonya, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the >w< sowdiews' ÚwÚ wife. 
>_< To have their balmy UwU swumbews x3 waked xDD with ^.^ stwife. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but Iago ^-^ and ^.^ Cassio. 
UwU IAGO. ^w^ What, are :33 you xDD huwt, lieutenant? 
;;w;; CASSIO. x3 Ay, :33 past ;;w;; aww :3 suwgewy. 
UwU IAGO. x3 Mawwy, :3 heaven ;;w;; fowbid! 
;;w;; CASSIO. >_< Weputation, x3 weputation, >w< weputation! OwO O, ^-^ I have :33 wost >_> my 
>w< weputation! ^-^ I have :33 wost >w< the immortal ^.^ pawt :3 of x3 mysewf, ^-^ and what 
uWu wemains is OwO bestiaw. ^w^ My x3 weputation, OwO Iago, >_> my >w< weputation! 
UwU IAGO. :33 As ^-^ I am :3 an uWu honyest ;;w;; man, ^-^ I :3 thought :33 you ^w^ had x3 weceived ÚwÚ some ^-^ bodiwy 
>_< wound; >w< thewe is :33 mowe sense ^-^ in ^w^ that than ^-^ in >w< weputation. :3 Weputation 
is :3 an xDD idwe ^-^ and :3 most x3 fawse ÚwÚ imposition; oft ^w^ got :33 without UwU mewit ^-^ and 
:33 wost :33 without deserving. You have :33 wost xDD nyo ^-^ weputation :3 at >w< aww, 
UwU unwess :33 you xDD wepute :33 youwsewf >_< such a uWu wosew. ^w^ What, ^.^ man! >w< thewe are 
^.^ ways uWu to ÚwÚ wecovew >w< the ^-^ genyewaw again. You are but now ÚwÚ cast ^-^ in ^.^ his 
OwO mood, a :33 punyishment :33 mowe ^-^ in policy than ^-^ in UwU mawice; uWu even ;;w;; so ÚwÚ as >w< onye 
:3 wouwd ^-^ beat ^.^ his ^.^ offensewess ^-^ dog uWu to OwO affwight :3 an uWu impewious ;;w;; wion. OwO Sue 
uWu to xDD him >w< again, ^-^ and ÚwÚ he's >w< youws. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 wathew >_< sue uWu to >_< be despised than uWu to ÚwÚ deceive ;;w;; so ^w^ good a 
^.^ commandew xDD with ;;w;; so slight, ;;w;; so :33 dwunken, ^-^ and ;;w;; so xDD indiscweet :3 an 
uWu officew. OwO Dwunk? ^-^ and UwU speak OwO pawwot? ^-^ and ^.^ squabbwe? uWu swaggew? >_> sweaw? 
^-^ and ;;w;; discouwse fustian xDD with one's ^-^ own ^-^ shadow? O >w< thou :33 invisibwe 
ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of x3 winye, >_> if >w< thou UwU hast xDD nyo name uWu to >_< be known ;;w;; by, let uWu us UwU caww 
ÚwÚ thee devil! 
UwU IAGO. :3 What >_> was UwU he ^w^ that :33 you fowwowed xDD with ^-^ youw ;;w;; swowd? 
:3 What ^w^ had UwU he ^w^ donye uWu to :33 you? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. 
UwU IAGO. Is't ^-^ possibwe? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I remember a >_< mass :3 of ^.^ things, but OwO nyothing distinctly; a 
OwO quawwew, but OwO nyothing OwO whewefowe. O God, ^w^ that ^-^ men OwO shouwd put :3 an 
enemy ^-^ in their mouths uWu to >_> steaw xDD away their UwU bwains! ^w^ that ;;w;; we >_< shouwd, 
xDD with joy, ^w^ pweasance, revel, ^-^ and ÚwÚ appwause, transform >_> ouwsewves 
uWu into beasts! 
UwU IAGO. :3 Why, but :33 you are now ^w^ weww xDD enyough. UwU How came :33 you UwU thus 
recovered? 
;;w;; CASSIO. >_> It hath ÚwÚ pweased >w< the devil x3 dwunkennyess uWu to >w< give :3 pwace uWu to >w< the 
devil wrath: >w< onye >_< unpewfectnyess :3 shows :33 me another, uWu to uWu make :33 me 
UwU fwankwy despise uWu mysewf. 
UwU IAGO. uWu Come, :33 you are x3 too severe a ^w^ mowawew. :33 As >w< the time, >w< the place, 
^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; condition :3 of ^w^ this xDD countwy xDD stands, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ;;w;; heawtiwy :33 wish 
^w^ this ^w^ had UwU nyot >w< befawwen; but >_> since it is ÚwÚ as it UwU is, :33 mend it for ^-^ youw 
^-^ own :33 good. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I >w< wiww ask xDD him for >_> my :3 pwace UwU again; UwU he >_< shaww tell :33 me ^-^ I am a 
drunkard! Had ^-^ I ÚwÚ as uWu many mouths ÚwÚ as Hydra, >_< such :3 an answer :3 wouwd 
>w< stop them ÚwÚ aww. >_< To >_< be now a sensible ;;w;; man, :3 by ^-^ and :3 by a >w< foow, ^-^ and 
uWu pwesentwy a ;;w;; beast! O :33 stwange! Every xDD inyowdinyate xDD cup is :33 unbwest, 
^-^ and >w< the >_< ingwedient is a ^w^ deviw. 
UwU IAGO. uWu Come, come, ^w^ good ^.^ winye is a ^w^ good :3 famiwiaw >w< cweatuwe, >_> if it >_< be 
^w^ weww used. ÚwÚ Excwaim xDD nyo :33 mowe ÚwÚ against uWu it. And, ^w^ good xDD wieutenyant, ^-^ I 
xDD think :33 you xDD think ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I have ^w^ weww UwU appwoved ^w^ it, ^-^ siw. ^-^ I :3 dwunk! 
UwU IAGO. You >w< ow :33 any man >_< wiving ^w^ may >_< be ;;w;; dwunk :3 at ÚwÚ some time, man. >_< I'ww 
tell :33 you what :33 you >_< shaww do. >_< Ouw ;;w;; genyewaw's uWu wife is now >w< the 
;;w;; genyewaw. ^-^ I ^w^ may say ;;w;; so ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO wespect, for ^w^ that UwU he hath ^-^ devoted 
^-^ and ÚwÚ given :3 up himself uWu to >w< the OwO contempwation, mark, ^-^ and denotement 
:3 of ;;w;; hew x3 pawts ^-^ and OwO gwaces. x3 Confess :33 youwsewf xDD fweewy uWu to :3 hew; 
:33 impowtunye ;;w;; hew :33 hewp uWu to put :33 you ^-^ in ^-^ youw :3 pwace again. ÚwÚ She is :3 of ;;w;; so 
free, ;;w;; so kind, ;;w;; so apt, ;;w;; so xDD bwessed a >_> disposition, she UwU howds it a 
x3 vice ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^w^ goodnyess UwU nyot uWu to do :33 mowe than she is uWu wequested. ^.^ This 
x3 bwoken >w< joint between :33 you ^-^ and ;;w;; hew :3 husband entreat ;;w;; hew uWu to :33 spwintew; 
UwU and, >_> my UwU fowtunyes ÚwÚ against :33 any lay worth uWu nyaming, ^w^ this :3 cwack :3 of ^-^ youw 
:33 wove >_< shaww ÚwÚ gwow >_< stwongew than it >_> was OwO befowe. 
;;w;; CASSIO. You >_> advise :33 me ^.^ weww. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I uWu pwotest, ^-^ in >w< the OwO sincewity :3 of :33 wove ^-^ and uWu honyest >w< kindnyess. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I xDD think it freely; ^-^ and betimes ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ mownying ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu beseech 
>w< the x3 viwtuous xDD Desdemonya uWu to ;;w;; undewtake for >w< me. ^-^ I am :33 despewate :3 of >_> my 
UwU fowtunyes >_> if :33 they check :33 me uWu hewe. 
UwU IAGO. You are ^-^ in >w< the right. Good OwO nyight, xDD wieutenyant, ^-^ I must uWu to >w< the 
x3 watch. 
;;w;; CASSIO. Good OwO nyight, uWu honyest Iago. Exit. 
UwU IAGO. And what's UwU he :33 then ^w^ that x3 says ^-^ I uWu pway >w< the villain? 
When ^w^ this ÚwÚ advice is >w< fwee ^-^ I >w< give ^-^ and OwO honyest, 
;;w;; Pwobaw uWu to UwU thinking, ^-^ and uWu indeed >w< the ÚwÚ couwse 
>_< To >w< win >w< the :3 Moow >_> again? :3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis :3 most >_< easy 
^.^ The ;;w;; incwinying xDD Desdemonya uWu to uWu subdue 
^.^ In :33 any uWu honyest >w< suit. >_< She's :33 fwamed ÚwÚ as :33 fwuitfuw 
:33 As >w< the >w< fwee elements. And :33 then for ;;w;; hew 
>_< To >w< win >w< the x3 Moow, :3 wewe't uWu to :33 wenyounce ^.^ his ^.^ baptism, 
;;w;; Aww seals ^-^ and xDD symbows :3 of >_< wedeemed sin, 
:33 His ^w^ souw is ;;w;; so ^.^ enfettew'd uWu to ;;w;; hew love, 
:33 That she ^w^ may >_< make, >w< unmake, do what she >w< wist, 
uWu Even ÚwÚ as ;;w;; hew :3 appetite >_< shaww uWu pway >w< the x3 god 
With ^.^ his ^w^ weak ^.^ function. UwU How am ^-^ I :33 then a ^w^ viwwain 
>_< To ^-^ counsew Cassio uWu to ^w^ this ^w^ pawawwew ^w^ couwse, 
UwU Diwectwy uWu to ^.^ his :3 good? ^w^ Divinyity :3 of x3 heww! 
When devils >w< wiww >w< the ÚwÚ bwackest sins put ;;w;; on, 
xDD They do suggest :3 at >_> fiwst xDD with uWu heavenwy shows, 
:33 As ^-^ I do UwU nyow. :3 Fow >w< whiwes ^w^ this uWu honyest UwU foow 
Plies xDD Desdemonya uWu to repair ^.^ his ^w^ fowtunye, 
And she for xDD him OwO pweads ^w^ stwongwy uWu to >w< the x3 Moow, 
>_< I'ww pour ^w^ this ^.^ pestiwence uWu into ^.^ his ^-^ eaw, 
:33 That she repeals xDD him for ;;w;; hew ^w^ body's lust; 
And :3 by how ÚwÚ much she >_> stwives uWu to do xDD him ^.^ good, 
ÚwÚ She >_< shaww undo ;;w;; hew x3 cwedit xDD with >w< the Moor. 
So >w< wiww ^-^ I ^w^ tuwn ;;w;; hew virtue uWu into :33 pitch, 
And :33 out :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ own ^w^ goodnyess uWu make >w< the x3 nyet 
:33 That >_< shaww ÚwÚ enmesh them ÚwÚ aww. 

^-^ Entew >_< Wodewigo. 

UwU How uWu nyow, :3 Wodewigo! 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^-^ I do x3 fowwow ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; chase, UwU nyot OwO wike a ^.^ hound ^w^ that 
>_> hunts, but >w< onye ^w^ that >w< fiwws :3 up >w< the ^.^ cwy. ^w^ My ^.^ monyey is almost :3 spent; ^-^ I 
have OwO been ^w^ tonyight :33 exceedingwy ^w^ weww >_< cudgewed; ^-^ and ^-^ I xDD think >w< the 
^.^ issue >w< wiww be, ^-^ I >_< shaww have ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much experience for >_> my ;;w;; pains; ^-^ and 
;;w;; so, xDD with xDD nyo ^.^ monyey :3 at ;;w;; aww ^-^ and a ^-^ wittwe :33 mowe ;;w;; wit, ^w^ wetuwn ;;w;; again uWu to 
Venice. 
UwU IAGO. UwU How x3 poow are :33 they ^w^ that have UwU nyot ^.^ patience! 
:3 What ÚwÚ wound >w< did ^-^ evew heal but :3 by ÚwÚ degwees? 
Thou know'st ;;w;; we >w< wowk :3 by UwU wit ^-^ and UwU nyot :3 by ;;w;; witchcwaft, 
And UwU wit OwO depends on dilatory time. 
^.^ Does't UwU nyot ^w^ go UwU weww? Cassio hath >w< beaten ^-^ thee, 
And >w< thou :3 by ^w^ that xDD smaww hurt UwU hast cashier'd ^.^ Cassio. 
OwO Though x3 othew things ÚwÚ gwow ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ against >w< the sun, 
^w^ Yet OwO fwuits ^w^ that blossom >_> fiwst >w< wiww >_> fiwst >_< be >_> wipe. 
:3 Content thyself ^w^ awhiwe. By >w< the mass, ÚwÚ 'tis OwO mownying; 
>w< Pweasuwe ^-^ and action uWu make >w< the >w< houws seem >w< showt. 
OwO Wetiwe ;;w;; thee; ^w^ go >w< whewe >w< thou UwU awt billeted. 
:3 Away, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. Thou xDD shawt >_< knyow :33 mowe ^.^ heweaftew. 
Nay, x3 get ÚwÚ thee gone. UwU [Exit ^.^ Wodewigo.] >_< Two things are uWu to >_< be :33 donye: 
^w^ My uWu wife must ^.^ move for Cassio uWu to ;;w;; hew UwU mistwess- 
>_< I'ww ^w^ set ;;w;; hew >w< on; 
:3 Mysewf >w< the :33 whiwe uWu to draw >w< the :3 Moow ^.^ apawt, 
And >_< bwing xDD him uWu jump uWu when UwU he ^w^ may Cassio find 
Soliciting ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. x3 Ay, UwU that's >w< the OwO way; 
:3 Duww UwU nyot ;;w;; device :3 by x3 cowdnyess ^-^ and delay. Exit. 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
:3 Befowe >w< the castle. 

^-^ Entew Cassio ^-^ and ÚwÚ some Musicians. 

;;w;; CASSIO. >_> Mastews, uWu pway ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ content ^-^ youw ;;w;; pains; ^w^ Something 
UwU that's brief; ^-^ and :33 bid >_< "Good UwU mowwow, ^w^ genyewaw." 
Music. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Cwown. 

UwU CWOWN. :3 Why, masters, have ^-^ youw UwU instwuments OwO been ^-^ in Naples, ^w^ that 
:33 they UwU speak ^.^ i' >w< the x3 nyose uWu thus? 
ÚwÚ FIWST x3 MUSICIAN. >w< How, sir, >_< how? 
UwU CWOWN. ;;w;; Awe :3 these, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ^.^ wind ;;w;; instwuments? 
ÚwÚ FIWST x3 MUSICIAN. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, are ^.^ they, ^-^ siw. 
UwU CWOWN. OwO O, >w< theweby OwO hangs a >w< taiw. 
ÚwÚ FIWST x3 MUSICIAN. Whereby OwO hangs a ;;w;; tawe, >_> siw? 
UwU CWOWN. x3 Mawwy, sir, :3 by uWu many a ^.^ wind ^.^ instwument ^w^ that ^-^ I know. >w< But, 
masters, >_> hewe's ^.^ monyey for you; ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ genyewaw ;;w;; so >w< wikes ^-^ youw 
music, ^w^ that UwU he x3 desiwes ^.^ you, for love's xDD sake, uWu to uWu make xDD nyo :33 mowe 
noise xDD with uWu it. 
ÚwÚ FIWST x3 MUSICIAN. xDD Weww, sir, ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu nyot. 
UwU CWOWN. UwU If :33 you have :33 any music ^w^ that ^w^ may UwU nyot >_< be >w< heawd, uWu to't UwU again; 
OwO but, ÚwÚ as :33 they say, uWu to >_> heaw music >w< the ^-^ genyewaw does UwU nyot greatly 
xDD cawe. 
ÚwÚ FIWST x3 MUSICIAN. OwO We have none xDD such, ^-^ siw. 
UwU CWOWN. UwU Then put :3 up ^-^ youw uWu pipes ^-^ in ^-^ youw bag, for >_< I'ww uWu away. 
^.^ Go, vanish uWu into ;;w;; aiw, uWu away! Exeunt Musicians. 
;;w;; CASSIO. OwO Dost >w< thou uWu heaw, >_> my uWu honyest ;;w;; fwiend? 
UwU CWOWN. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I >_> heaw UwU nyot ^-^ youw uWu honyest ^-^ fwiend; ^-^ I >_> heaw ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; CASSIO. xDD Pwithee, :3 keep :3 up thy quillets. Thewe's a x3 poow piece :3 of >_< gowd 
for ;;w;; thee. UwU If >w< the :3 gentwewoman ^w^ that attends >w< the ;;w;; genyewaw's uWu wife >_< be 
:3 stiwwing, tell ;;w;; hew >_< thewe's >w< onye Cassio UwU entweats ;;w;; hew a ^-^ wittwe favor 
:3 of UwU speech. UwU Wiwt >w< thou do xDD this? 
UwU CWOWN. ÚwÚ She is :3 stiwwing, ^-^ siw. UwU If she >w< wiww >w< stiw hither, ^-^ I >_< shaww seem 
uWu to notify >_< unto x3 hew. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ÚwÚ Do, ^w^ good >_> my OwO fwiend. x3 Exit ^.^ Cwown. 

^-^ Entew Iago. 

^.^ In happy time, Iago. 
UwU IAGO. You have UwU nyot OwO been UwU abed, then? 
;;w;; CASSIO. :3 Why, no; >w< the x3 day ^w^ had ^.^ bwoke 
:3 Befowe ;;w;; we >_> pawted. ^-^ I have uWu made >_> bowd, OwO Iago, 
>_< To ^.^ send ^-^ in uWu to ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wife. ^w^ My ^-^ suit uWu to ;;w;; hew 
Is ^w^ that she >w< wiww uWu to x3 viwtuous xDD Desdemonya 
^-^ Pwocuwe :33 me ÚwÚ some xDD access. 
UwU IAGO. >_< I'ww ^.^ send ;;w;; hew uWu to :33 you presently; 
And >_< I'ww x3 devise a UwU mean uWu to draw >w< the :3 Moow 
>_> Out :3 of >w< the OwO way, ^w^ that ^-^ youw ^.^ convewse ^-^ and business 
:3 May >_< be :33 mowe :3 fwee. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I x3 humbwy UwU thank :33 you ;;w;; fow't. UwU [Exit ^.^ Iago.] ^-^ I UwU nyevew ^-^ knyew 
xDD A uWu Fwowentinye :33 mowe uWu kind ^-^ and OwO honyest. 

^-^ Entew UwU Emiwia. 

:3 EMIWIA. Good UwU mowwow, ^w^ good lieutenant. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy 
:3 Fow ^-^ youw >w< dispweasuwe, but ;;w;; aww >w< wiww ^w^ suwe >_< be ^.^ weww. 
^.^ The ^-^ genyewaw ^-^ and ^.^ his uWu wife are x3 tawking :3 of ^w^ it, 
And she ;;w;; speaks for :33 you >_< stoutwy. ^.^ The :3 Moow replies 
:33 That UwU he :33 you hurt is :3 of >_> gweat fame ^-^ in ÚwÚ Cypwus 
And >_> gweat uWu affinyity ^-^ and ^w^ that ^-^ in :33 whowesome ;;w;; wisdom 
He :33 might UwU nyot but :3 wefuse you; but UwU he ;;w;; pwotests UwU he >_< woves :33 you 
And xDD nyeeds xDD nyo x3 othew ^w^ suitow but ^.^ his >_> wikings 
>_< To ^w^ take >w< the ^.^ safest ^.^ occasion :3 by >w< the UwU fwont 
>_< To >_< bwing :33 you ^-^ in again. 
;;w;; CASSIO. uWu Yet, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, 
UwU If :33 you xDD think >_< fit, >w< ow ^w^ that it ^w^ may >_< be x3 donye, 
^w^ Give :33 me ^w^ advantage :3 of ÚwÚ some ^w^ bwief ;;w;; discouwse 
With xDD Desdemonya alone. 
:3 EMIWIA. xDD Pway ^.^ you, come uWu in. 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< bestow :33 you >w< whewe :33 you >_< shaww have :3 time 
>_< To UwU speak ^-^ youw bosom freely. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ much ^.^ bound uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
xDD A room ^-^ in >w< the castle. 

^-^ Entew >_< Othewwo, OwO Iago, ^-^ and x3 Gentwemen. 

x3 OTHEWWO. These :33 wettews give, OwO Iago, uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ piwot, 
And :3 by xDD him do >_> my >_< duties uWu to >w< the OwO Senyate. 
:33 That x3 donye, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ wawking on >w< the >_< wowks; 
ÚwÚ Wepaiw >w< thewe uWu to >w< me. 
UwU IAGO. xDD Weww, >_> my ^w^ good lord, >_< I'ww ^-^ do't. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^.^ This x3 fowtification, gentlemen, >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ see't? 
x3 GENTWEMEN. >w< We'ww :3 wait upon ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ The OwO gawden :3 of >w< the castle. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ Desdemonya, >_> Cassio, ^-^ and UwU Emiwia. 

>w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Be >w< thou :3 assuwed, ^w^ good >_> Cassio, ^-^ I >w< wiww do 
;;w;; Aww >_> my >_< abiwities ^-^ in thy :3 behawf. 
:3 EMIWIA. Good ÚwÚ madam, do. ^-^ I warrant it ÚwÚ gwieves >_> my :3 husband 
:33 As >_> if >w< the >_< cause were >w< his. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO O, UwU that's :3 an uWu honyest fellow. :3 Do UwU nyot >_> doubt, >_> Cassio, 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww have >_> my lord ^-^ and :33 you ;;w;; again 
:33 As >_< fwiendwy ÚwÚ as :33 you ^w^ wewe. 
;;w;; CASSIO. x3 Bounteous ÚwÚ madam, 
;;w;; Whatevew >_< shaww ^-^ become :3 of ^-^ Michaew >_> Cassio, 
He's UwU nyevew anything but ^-^ youw OwO twue >w< sewvant. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I OwO knyow't: ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ you. You do :33 wove >_> my ;;w;; wowd: 
You have known xDD him >w< wong; ^-^ and >_< be :33 you ^w^ weww assured 
He >_< shaww ^-^ in >_< stwangenyess >_< stand xDD nyo xDD fawthew off 
uWu Than ^-^ in a :3 powitic distance. 
;;w;; CASSIO. x3 Ay, OwO but, xDD wady, 
:33 That policy ^w^ may OwO eithew last ;;w;; so :33 wong, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; feed upon >_< such uWu nyice ^-^ and >_> watewish ÚwÚ diet, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; bweed ^w^ itsewf ;;w;; so :33 out :3 of circumstances, 
:33 That ^-^ I being ÚwÚ absent ^-^ and >_> my :3 pwace ^-^ suppwied, 
^w^ My ^-^ genyewaw >w< wiww forget >_> my :33 wove ^-^ and ^.^ sewvice. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 Do UwU nyot ÚwÚ doubt UwU that. :3 Befowe >w< Emiwia ÚwÚ hewe 
^-^ I >w< give ÚwÚ thee warrant :3 of thy place, >_> assuwe ^-^ thee, 
UwU If ^-^ I do OwO vow a uWu fwiendship, >_< I'ww :33 pewfowm it 
>_< To >w< the last >_> awticwe. ^w^ My lord >_< shaww UwU nyevew :33 west; 
>_< I'ww :33 watch xDD him tame ^-^ and ^-^ tawk xDD him :33 out :3 of :3 patience; 
:33 His bed >_< shaww seem a >w< schoow, ^.^ his board a shrift; 
>_< I'ww ÚwÚ intewmingwe ;;w;; evewything UwU he does 
With ^w^ Cassio's >w< suit. Therefore >_< be merry, >_> Cassio, 
:3 Fow thy UwU sowicitow >_< shaww :3 wathew :33 die 
uWu Than >w< give thy >_< cause uWu away. 

^-^ Entew Othello ^-^ and OwO Iago, :3 at a distance. 

:3 EMIWIA. ^-^ Madam, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ Madam, >_< I'ww ^w^ take >_> my leave. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Nay, x3 stay ^-^ and >_> heaw :33 me ^w^ speak. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ Madam, UwU nyot UwU nyow. ^-^ I am :3 vewy ^w^ iww :3 at ease, 
xDD Unfit for mine ^-^ own x3 puwposes. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. xDD Weww, do ^-^ youw discretion. x3 Exit ^.^ Cassio. 
UwU IAGO. Ha! ^-^ I OwO wike UwU nyot UwU that. 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 What dost >w< thou OwO say? 
UwU IAGO. >w< Nyothing, >_> my OwO wowd; >w< ow ÚwÚ if- ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot UwU what. 
x3 OTHEWWO. uWu Was UwU nyot ^w^ that Cassio :33 pawted OwO fwom >_> my :33 wife? 
UwU IAGO. >_> Cassio, >_> my lord! x3 Nyo, ^.^ suwe, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot xDD think ^w^ it, 
:33 That UwU he :3 wouwd >_> steaw xDD away ;;w;; so OwO guiwty-wike, 
Seeing :33 you coming. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I do xDD bewieve x3 'twas >w< he. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my lord! 
^-^ I have OwO been x3 tawking xDD with a ^w^ suitow ;;w;; hewe, 
xDD A man ^w^ that uWu wanguishes ^-^ in ^-^ youw :33 dispweasuwe. 
x3 OTHEWWO. >_< Who ^w^ is't :33 you mean? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 Why, ^-^ youw xDD wieutenyant, ^.^ Cassio. Good >_> my lord, 
UwU If ^-^ I have :33 any ^.^ gwace >w< ow ÚwÚ powew uWu to ^.^ move ^.^ you, 
:33 His present >w< weconciwiation take; 
:3 Fow >_> if UwU he >_< be UwU nyot >w< onye ^w^ that >_< twuwy >_< woves ^.^ you, 
:33 That >w< ewws ^-^ in x3 ignyowance ^-^ and UwU nyot ^-^ in ^.^ cunnying, 
^-^ I have xDD nyo UwU judgement ^-^ in :3 an uWu honyest OwO face. 
^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, UwU caww xDD him OwO back. 
x3 OTHEWWO. >_< Went UwU he hence OwO nyow? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. x3 Ay, sooth; ;;w;; so :3 humbwed 
:33 That UwU he hath UwU weft ^.^ pawt :3 of ^.^ his grief xDD with :33 me 
>_< To :3 suffew xDD with ^-^ him. Good love, UwU caww xDD him OwO back. 
x3 OTHEWWO. uWu Nyot uWu nyow, sweet ÚwÚ Desdemonya; ÚwÚ some x3 othew time. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. xDD But uWu shaww't >_< be shortly? 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^.^ The ^.^ soonyew, >w< sweet, for ÚwÚ you. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Shall't >_< be ^w^ tonyight :3 at uWu suppew? 
x3 OTHEWWO. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot uWu tonyight. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. x3 Tomowwow UwU dinnyew then? 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyot dine :3 at ;;w;; home; 
^-^ I meet >w< the ^w^ captains :3 at >w< the ^w^ citadew. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Why :33 then tomorrow OwO nyight, >w< ow ^-^ Tuesday morn, 
:3 On ^-^ Tuesday noon, >w< ow OwO nyight, on >w< Wednyesday ^-^ mown. 
^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, name >w< the time, but let it UwU nyot 
OwO Exceed xDD thwee x3 days. ^.^ In faith, ÚwÚ he's x3 penyitent; 
And yet ^.^ his :3 twespass, ^-^ in x3 ouw UwU common ^.^ weason- 
^.^ Save that, :33 they say, >w< the ^.^ waws must uWu make ^.^ exampwe 
>_> Out :3 of their x3 best- is UwU nyot almost a x3 fauwt 
>_< To >_< incuw a private check. When >_< shaww UwU he come? 
Tell me, >_> Othewwo. ^-^ I x3 wondew ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ souw, 
:3 What :33 you :3 wouwd ask me, ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd xDD deny, 
>_> Ow >_< stand ;;w;; so >w< mammewing >_< on. What? ^-^ Michaew >_> Cassio, 
:33 That came awooing xDD with ^.^ you, ^-^ and ;;w;; so uWu many a :3 time 
When ^-^ I have ^-^ spoke :3 of :33 you dispraisingly 
uWu Hath xDD ta'en ^-^ youw ;;w;; pawt- uWu to have ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much uWu to do 
>_< To >_< bwing xDD him uWu in! >w< Twust me, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd do x3 much- 
x3 OTHEWWO. xDD Pwithee, xDD nyo >w< mowe. Let xDD him come uWu when UwU he :3 wiww; 
^-^ I >w< wiww uWu deny ÚwÚ thee >w< nyothing. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 Why, ^w^ this is UwU nyot a >_< boon; 
'Tis ÚwÚ as ^-^ I OwO shouwd entreat :33 you >_< weaw ^-^ youw xDD gwoves, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; feed on ÚwÚ nyouwishing uWu dishes, >w< ow :3 keep :33 you ÚwÚ wawm, 
>_> Ow >_< sue uWu to :33 you uWu to do a OwO pecuwiaw ^w^ pwofit 
>_< To ^-^ youw ^-^ own ^w^ pewson. Nay, uWu when ^-^ I have a ^-^ suit 
Wherein ^-^ I UwU mean uWu to >_< touch ^-^ youw :33 wove UwU indeed, 
>_> It >_< shaww >_< be full :3 of ^.^ poise ^-^ and :33 difficuwt x3 weight, 
And OwO feawfuw uWu to >_< be granted. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu deny ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; nyothing, 
;;w;; Wheweon, ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ gwant :33 me ^w^ this, 
>_< To uWu weave :33 me but a ^-^ wittwe uWu to uWu mysewf. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I uWu deny :33 you? >w< Nyo. Farewell, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Farewell, >_> my ÚwÚ Desdemonya; >_< I'ww come uWu to ÚwÚ thee straight. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ Emiwia, ^-^ come. ;;w;; Be ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw fancies ^-^ teach you; 
Whate'er :33 you be, ^-^ I am obedient. 
Exeunt xDD Desdemonya ^-^ and UwU Emiwia. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^.^ Excewwent wretch! x3 Pewdition xDD catch >_> my ^w^ souw, 
xDD But ^-^ I do :33 wove ^-^ thee! ^-^ and uWu when ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee not, 
xDD Chaos is come again. 
UwU IAGO. ^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe x3 wowd- 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 What dost >w< thou say, ^-^ Iago? 
UwU IAGO. ÚwÚ Did ^-^ Michaew >_> Cassio, uWu when :33 you >w< woo'd >_> my xDD wady, 
x3 Knyow :3 of ^-^ youw >w< wove? 
x3 OTHEWWO. He did, OwO fwom >_> fiwst uWu to xDD wast. ^.^ Why dost >w< thou ask? 
UwU IAGO. xDD But for a >w< satisfaction :3 of >_> my >_> thought; 
:33 Nyo further ^.^ hawm. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^.^ Why :3 of thy ;;w;; thought, ^-^ Iago? 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot xDD think UwU he ^w^ had OwO been xDD acquainted xDD with x3 hew. 
x3 OTHEWWO. OwO O, ^-^ yes, ^-^ and UwU went between uWu us :3 vewy :33 oft. 
UwU IAGO. :33 Indeed! 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^.^ Indeed? :33 ay, indeed. :3 Discewn'st >w< thou :3 aught ^-^ in that? 
Is UwU he UwU nyot ÚwÚ honyest? 
UwU IAGO. ÚwÚ Honyest, >_> my >_> wowd? 
x3 OTHEWWO. xDD Honyest? x3 Ay, OwO honyest. 
UwU IAGO. ^w^ My lord, for :3 aught ^-^ I know. 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 What dost >w< thou ÚwÚ think? 
UwU IAGO. uWu Think, >_> my >_> wowd? 
x3 OTHEWWO. uWu Think, >_> my >_> wowd? By :33 heaven, UwU he uWu echoes me, 
:33 As >_> if >w< thewe were ÚwÚ some monster ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 thought 
:33 Too hideous uWu to >_< be ^w^ shown. Thou dost UwU mean ÚwÚ something. 
^-^ I heard ÚwÚ thee say uWu even uWu nyow, >w< thou ^-^ wike'st UwU nyot that, 
When Cassio UwU weft >_> my ÚwÚ wife. :3 What didst UwU nyot UwU wike? 
And uWu when ^-^ I >_< towd ÚwÚ thee UwU he >_> was :3 of >_> my ^-^ counsew 
^.^ In >_> my uWu whowe ÚwÚ couwse :3 of ^.^ wooing, >w< thou ^w^ cwiedst, >_> "Indeed!" 
And didst >_> contwact ^-^ and ^.^ puwse thy ^.^ bwow xDD togethew, 
:33 As >_> if >w< thou :33 then ^.^ hadst x3 shut :3 up ^-^ in thy ^.^ bwain 
^.^ Some horrible ^w^ conceit. UwU If >w< thou dost :33 wove me, 
x3 Show :33 me thy ^.^ thought. 
UwU IAGO. ^w^ My lord, :33 you >_< knyow ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ you. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I xDD think >w< thou >_> dost; 
And for ^-^ I >_< knyow x3 thou'wt full :3 of :33 wove ^-^ and uWu honyesty 
And OwO weigh'st thy >_> wowds :33 befowe >w< thou >w< givest them >w< bweath, 
Therefore uWu these ^w^ stops :3 of ^w^ thinye xDD fwight :33 me >w< the >_< mowe; 
:3 Fow >_< such things ^-^ in a x3 fawse ;;w;; diswoyaw ÚwÚ knyave 
;;w;; Awe :33 twicks :3 of >_< custom; but ^-^ in a man UwU that's UwU just 
x3 They'we ^-^ cwose :33 diwations, working OwO fwom >w< the heart, 
:33 That passion ;;w;; cannyot rule. 
UwU IAGO. :3 Fow ^-^ Michaew >_> Cassio, 
^-^ I dare >_< be ^w^ swown ^-^ I xDD think ^w^ that UwU he is OwO honyest. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I xDD think ;;w;; so >_< too. 
UwU IAGO. >w< Men OwO shouwd >_< be what :33 they seem; 
>_> Ow those ^w^ that >_< be not, :3 wouwd :33 they :33 might seem >_< nyonye! 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ Cewtain, ^-^ men OwO shouwd >_< be what :33 they >_> seem. 
UwU IAGO. ^.^ Why :33 then ^-^ I xDD think ^w^ Cassio's :3 an uWu honyest man. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Nay, yet >_< thewe's :33 mowe ^-^ in this. 
^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, UwU speak uWu to :33 me ÚwÚ as uWu to thy xDD thinkings, 
:33 As >w< thou dost x3 wuminyate, ^-^ and >w< give thy ^-^ wowst :3 of ;;w;; thoughts 
^.^ The ^-^ wowst :3 of :3 wowds. 
UwU IAGO. Good >_> my lord, >w< pawdon x3 me; 
OwO Though ^-^ I am ^.^ bound uWu to >_> evewy :3 act :3 of duty, 
^-^ I am UwU nyot ^.^ bound uWu to ^w^ that ;;w;; aww slaves are >w< fwee :33 to. 
UwU Uttew >_> my >w< thoughts? :3 Why, say :33 they are :3 viwe ^-^ and false; 
:33 As >w< whewe's ^w^ that ^-^ pawace :33 wheweinto ÚwÚ fouw things 
>_> Sometimes :3 intwude xDD nyot? >_< Who has a :3 bweast ;;w;; so UwU puwe, 
xDD But ÚwÚ some ;;w;; uncweanwy UwU appwehensions 
uWu Keep :3 weets ^-^ and uWu waw-days, ^-^ and ^-^ in session ÚwÚ sit 
With meditations ;;w;; wawfuw? 
x3 OTHEWWO. Thou dost >_> conspiwe ÚwÚ against thy ^.^ fwiend, OwO Iago, 
UwU If >w< thou but think'st xDD him wrong'd ^-^ and :33 makest ^.^ his >_> eaw 
xDD A stranger uWu to thy thoughts. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I do uWu beseech >w< you- 
OwO Though ^-^ I >_< pewchance am x3 vicious ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; guess, 
UwU As, ^-^ I ÚwÚ confess, it is >_> my >_< nyatuwe's ^w^ pwague 
>_< To ^w^ spy uWu into ^.^ abuses, ^-^ and oft >_> my xDD jeawousy 
Shapes xDD fauwts ^w^ that are ^w^ nyot- ^w^ that ^-^ youw ;;w;; wisdom yet, 
^w^ Fwom >w< onye ^w^ that ;;w;; so uWu impewfectwy uWu conceits, 
>w< Wouwd ^w^ take xDD nyo ^.^ nyotice, >_< nyow >w< buiwd :33 youwsewf a trouble 
>_> Out :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ scattewing ^-^ and uWu unsuwe :3 obsewvance. 
>_> It were UwU nyot for ^-^ youw x3 quiet >_< nyow ^-^ youw ^.^ good, 
>_> Nyow for >_> my manhood, ^.^ honyesty, >w< ow OwO wisdom, 
>_< To let :33 you >_< knyow >_> my thoughts. 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 What dost >w< thou mean? 
UwU IAGO. Good name ^-^ in man ^-^ and woman, dear >_> my lord, 
Is >w< the ÚwÚ immediate ÚwÚ jewew :3 of their UwU souws. 
>_< Who ÚwÚ steaws >_> my ^.^ puwse ÚwÚ steaws trash; ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; something, :3 nyothing; 
>_< 'Twas uWu minye, ÚwÚ 'tis uWu his, ^-^ and has OwO been slave uWu to ^w^ thousands; 
xDD But UwU he ^w^ that UwU fiwches OwO fwom :33 me >_> my ^w^ good name 
>_> Wobs :33 me :3 of ^w^ that xDD which UwU nyot >_< enwiches xDD him 
And ^-^ makes :33 me x3 poow indeed. 
x3 OTHEWWO. By :33 heaven, >_< I'ww >_< knyow thy thoughts. 
UwU IAGO. You >_> cannyot, >_> if >_> my :33 heawt were ^-^ in ^-^ youw UwU hand; 
>_> Nyow >_< shaww not, whilst ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ custody. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Ha! 
UwU IAGO. OwO O, :3 bewawe, >_> my lord, :3 of UwU jeawousy! 
>_> It is >w< the ^.^ gween-eyed ^w^ monstew, xDD which x3 doth ;;w;; mock 
^.^ The ^.^ meat it >w< feeds >_< on. :33 That ;;w;; cuckowd xDD wives ^-^ in >w< bwiss 
^-^ Who, x3 cewtain :3 of ^.^ his fate, >_< woves UwU nyot ^.^ his wronger; 
xDD But OwO O, what uWu damnyed minutes x3 tewws UwU he ^.^ o'ew 
>_< Who ÚwÚ dotes, yet doubts, UwU suspects, yet ^w^ stwongwy loves! 
x3 OTHEWWO. O misery! 
UwU IAGO. >_> Poow ^-^ and ÚwÚ content is UwU wich, ^-^ and rich OwO enyough; 
xDD But riches :33 finyewess is ÚwÚ as x3 poow ÚwÚ as xDD wintew 
>_< To xDD him ^w^ that ^-^ evew >_> feaws UwU he >_< shaww >_< be >_< poow. 
Good :33 heaven, >w< the >_< souws :3 of ;;w;; aww >_> my tribe defend 
^w^ Fwom UwU jeawousy! 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 Why, why is xDD this? 
^-^ Think'st >w< thou >w< I'wd uWu make a OwO wife :3 of jealousy, 
>_< To x3 fowwow OwO stiww >w< the ^w^ changes :3 of >w< the moon 
With >_> fwesh suspicions? ^w^ Nyo! >_< To >_< be once ^-^ in ÚwÚ doubt 
Is once uWu to >_< be UwU wesowved. >_> Exchange :33 me for a >w< goat 
When ^-^ I >_< shaww ^w^ tuwn >w< the business :3 of >_> my ^w^ souw 
>_< To >_< such ^w^ exsuffwicate ^-^ and blown ^w^ suwmises, 
:3 Matching thy OwO infewence. 'Tis UwU nyot uWu to uWu make :33 me >w< jeawous 
>_< To say >_> my uWu wife is x3 faiw, >w< feeds UwU weww, >_< woves ^w^ company, 
Is >w< fwee :3 of :3 speech, UwU sings, ;;w;; pways, ^-^ and dances :3 weww; 
;;w;; Whewe virtue UwU is, uWu these are :33 mowe ^-^ viwtuous. 
>_> Nyow OwO fwom mine ^-^ own ^w^ weak merits >w< wiww ^-^ I draw 
^.^ The UwU smawwest ^w^ feaw >w< ow ÚwÚ doubt :3 of ;;w;; hew :3 wevowt; 
:3 Fow she ^w^ had ^.^ eyes ^-^ and >w< chose >w< me. x3 Nyo, OwO Iago, 
>_< I'ww see :33 befowe ^-^ I :3 doubt; uWu when ^-^ I >_> doubt, UwU pwove; 
And on >w< the OwO pwoof, >w< thewe is xDD nyo :33 mowe but this- 
>_> Away :3 at once xDD with :33 wove >w< ow UwU jeawousy! 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad :3 of ^w^ it, for now ^-^ I >_< shaww have :3 weason 
>_< To ^w^ show >w< the :33 wove ^-^ and >_> duty ^w^ that ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw :33 you 
With ;;w;; fwankew ^w^ spiwit. ;;w;; Thewefowe, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am xDD bound, 
;;w;; Weceive it OwO fwom >w< me. ^-^ I UwU speak UwU nyot yet :3 of uWu pwoof. 
ÚwÚ Wook uWu to ^-^ youw wife; uWu obsewve ;;w;; hew ^w^ weww xDD with ÚwÚ Cassio; 
>w< Weaw ^-^ youw eye thus, UwU nyot >w< jeawous >_< nyow x3 secuwe. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have ^-^ youw >w< fwee ^-^ and ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; nyatuwe 
>_> Out :3 of xDD sewf-bounty >_< be abused. ÚwÚ Wook to't. 
^-^ I >_< knyow x3 ouw xDD countwy ÚwÚ disposition :3 weww; 
^.^ In OwO Venyice :33 they do let :3 heaven see >w< the pranks 
xDD They dare UwU nyot ^w^ show their ^.^ husbands; their uWu best >w< conscience 
Is UwU nyot uWu to leave't undone, but keep't ^-^ unknyown. 
x3 OTHEWWO. OwO Dost >w< thou say so? 
UwU IAGO. ÚwÚ She >w< did ÚwÚ deceive ;;w;; hew ^-^ fathew, marrying you; 
And uWu when she OwO seem'd uWu to shake ^-^ and ^w^ feaw ^-^ youw looks, 
ÚwÚ She loved them :33 most. 
x3 OTHEWWO. And ;;w;; so she did. 
UwU IAGO. :3 Why, ^w^ go uWu to ^w^ then. 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ that ;;w;; so xDD young ^-^ couwd >w< give :33 out >_< such a ^w^ seeming, 
>_< To uWu seew ;;w;; hew >_> fathew's ^.^ eyes :3 up ^-^ cwose ÚwÚ as UwU oak- 
He :3 thought x3 'twas OwO witchcwaft- but ^-^ I am ÚwÚ much uWu to ^.^ bwame; 
^-^ I x3 humbwy do uWu beseech :33 you :3 of ^-^ youw >w< pawdon 
:3 Fow x3 too ÚwÚ much >_> woving ÚwÚ you. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I am ^.^ bound uWu to ÚwÚ thee >_< fowevew. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I see ^w^ this hath a ^-^ wittwe x3 dash'd ^-^ youw spirits. 
x3 OTHEWWO. uWu Nyot a >_< jot, UwU nyot a >_< jot. 
UwU IAGO. I'faith, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw it has. 
^-^ I hope :33 you >w< wiww uWu considew what is ^-^ spoke 
^w^ Comes OwO fwom >_> my :3 wove. xDD But ^-^ I do see you're x3 moved; 
^-^ I am uWu to pray :33 you UwU nyot uWu to >_> stwain >_> my >_> speech 
>_< To >_< gwossew issues >_< nyow uWu to larger reach 
uWu Than uWu to suspicion. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu nyot. 
UwU IAGO. ^.^ Shouwd :33 you do ;;w;; so, >_> my lord, 
^w^ My >_> speech OwO shouwd x3 faww uWu into >_< such :3 viwe ^w^ success 
Which >_> my ;;w;; thoughts ^.^ aim UwU nyot at. ^w^ Cassio's >_> my ^-^ wowthy ÚwÚ fwiend- 
^w^ My lord, ^-^ I see you're ÚwÚ moved. 
x3 OTHEWWO. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ moved. 
^-^ I do UwU nyot xDD think but xDD Desdemonya's OwO honyest. 
UwU IAGO. :33 Wong >_< wive she so! ^-^ and long >_< wive :33 you uWu to xDD think so! 
x3 OTHEWWO. And yet, how ;;w;; nyatuwe erring OwO fwom uWu itsewf- 
UwU IAGO. x3 Ay, >_< thewe's >w< the point, ;;w;; as- uWu to >_< be xDD bowd xDD with >w< you- 
uWu Nyot uWu to >_< affect uWu many proposed :33 matches 
Of ;;w;; hew ^-^ own ^w^ cwime, OwO compwexion, ^-^ and OwO degwee, 
>_> Wheweto ;;w;; we see ^-^ in ;;w;; aww things ;;w;; nyatuwe ÚwÚ tends- 
Foh, >w< onye ^w^ may x3 smeww ^-^ in >_< such a >w< wiww :3 most :3 wank, 
^.^ Fouw ;;w;; dispwopowtion, ;;w;; thoughts :33 unnyatuwaw. 
xDD But >w< pawdon >w< me. ^-^ I do UwU nyot ^-^ in position 
Distinctly UwU speak :3 of :3 hew; though ^-^ I ^w^ may fear, 
ÚwÚ Hew will, >w< wecoiwing uWu to ;;w;; hew xDD bettew UwU judgement, 
:3 May x3 faww uWu to ^.^ match :33 you xDD with ;;w;; hew xDD countwy xDD fowms, 
And ^.^ happiwy ;;w;; wepent. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Farewell, farewell. 
UwU If :33 mowe >w< thou dost uWu pewceive, let :33 me >_< knyow >_< mowe; 
^-^ Set on thy uWu wife uWu to >_< obsewve. :33 Weave me, Iago. 
UwU IAGO. uWu [Going.] ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my leave. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^.^ Why >w< did ^-^ I x3 mawwy? ^.^ This uWu honyest OwO cweatuwe doubtless 
:33 Sees ^-^ and UwU knyows ^-^ mowe, ÚwÚ much ^-^ mowe, than UwU he >_> unfowds. 
UwU IAGO. >_> [Wetuwnying.] ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I :33 might entreat ^-^ youw >_< honyow 
>_< To ÚwÚ scan ^w^ this >_> thing xDD nyo xDD fuwthew; uWu weave it uWu to time. 
OwO Though it >_< be >w< fit ^w^ that Cassio have ^.^ his place, 
:3 Fow ^w^ suwe UwU he >w< fiwws it :3 up xDD with >_> gweat ability, 
uWu Yet, >_> if :33 you UwU pwease uWu to hold xDD him off >_< awhiwe, 
You >_< shaww :3 by ^w^ that :3 pewceive xDD him ^-^ and ^.^ his UwU means. 
UwU Nyote >_> if ^-^ youw lady >_> stwain ^.^ his entertainment 
With :33 any strong >w< ow ^.^ vehement importunity; 
^.^ Much >w< wiww >_< be seen ^-^ in UwU that. ^.^ In >w< the ^w^ meantime, 
Let :33 me >_< be :3 thought x3 too >w< busy ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ feaws- 
:33 As ^-^ wowthy >_< cause ^-^ I have uWu to ^w^ feaw ^-^ I am- 
And hold ;;w;; hew free, ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ youw uWu honyow. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Fear UwU nyot >_> my government. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I once :33 mowe ^w^ take >_> my leave. Exit. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^.^ This :3 fewwow's :3 of :3 exceeding ^.^ honyesty, 
And UwU knyows ;;w;; aww ^-^ quawities, xDD with a >_> weawnyed xDD spiwit, 
Of uWu human >_> deawings. UwU If ^-^ I do >_< pwove ;;w;; hew uWu haggawd, 
OwO Though ^w^ that ;;w;; hew >w< jesses were >_> my dear OwO heawtstwings, 
>w< I'wd UwU whistwe ;;w;; hew off ^-^ and let ;;w;; hew OwO down >w< the ^.^ wind 
>_< To prey :3 at UwU fowtunye. Haply, for ^-^ I am >w< bwack 
And have UwU nyot those UwU soft x3 pawts :3 of >w< convewsation 
:33 That ^w^ chambewews uWu have, >w< ow for ^-^ I am :33 decwinyed 
>w< Into >w< the >_> vawe :3 of UwU yeaws- yet UwU that's UwU nyot x3 much- 
>_< She's gone. ^-^ I am :33 abused, ^-^ and >_> my xDD wewief 
ÚwÚ Must >_< be uWu to >w< woathe x3 hew. O xDD cuwse :3 of marriage, 
:33 That ;;w;; we ^w^ can UwU caww uWu these delicate >_< cweatuwes UwU ouws, 
And UwU nyot their >_> appetites! ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< be a toad, 
And >_< wive upon >w< the ;;w;; vapow :3 of a dungeon, 
uWu Than :3 keep a corner ^-^ in >w< the >_> thing ^-^ I :33 wove 
:3 Fow others' uses. uWu Yet, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the ^w^ pwague :3 of >_> gweat >_< onyes: 
Prerogatived are :33 they less than >w< the ÚwÚ base; 
'Tis xDD destiny unshunnable, OwO wike ^-^ death. 
uWu Even :33 then ^w^ this forked ^w^ pwague is uWu fated uWu to uWu us 
When ;;w;; we do ^.^ quicken. xDD Desdemonya >_< comes: 

^-^ We-entew xDD Desdemonya ^-^ and UwU Emiwia. 

UwU If she >_< be uWu fawse, OwO O, :33 then :3 heaven ;;w;; mocks OwO itsewf! 
>_< I'ww UwU nyot ^.^ bewieve't. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my dear Othello! 
;;w;; Youw OwO dinnyew, ^-^ and >w< the uWu genyewous islanders 
By :33 you ÚwÚ invited, do ^-^ attend ^-^ youw :3 pwesence. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I am uWu to >_> bwame. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Why do :33 you UwU speak ;;w;; so x3 faintwy? 
;;w;; Awe :33 you UwU nyot UwU weww? 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I have a ;;w;; pain upon >_> my >_< fowehead uWu hewe. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ Faith, UwU that's xDD with xDD watching; 'twill xDD away again. 
Let :33 me but ^w^ bind it ^.^ hawd, >_> within ^w^ this hour 
>_> It >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ weww. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Youw ^-^ nyapkin is x3 too ÚwÚ wittwe; 
He puts >w< the >w< handkewchief OwO fwom :3 him, ^-^ and she ^.^ dwops uWu it. 
Let it alone. uWu Come, >_< I'ww ^w^ go ^-^ in xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I am :3 vewy >w< sowwy ^w^ that :33 you are UwU nyot ^.^ weww. 
Exeunt Othello ^-^ and >_< Desdemonya. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad ^-^ I have x3 found ^w^ this napkin; 
^.^ This >_> was ;;w;; hew >_> fiwst :33 wemembwance OwO fwom >w< the Moor. 
^w^ My ^.^ waywawd :3 husband hath a x3 hundwed xDD times 
;;w;; Woo'd :33 me uWu to >_> steaw x3 it; but she ;;w;; so >_< woves >w< the ^w^ token, 
:3 Fow UwU he uWu conjuwed ;;w;; hew she OwO shouwd ^-^ evew :3 keep ^w^ it, 
:33 That she ^.^ wesewves it >_> evewmowe uWu about ;;w;; hew 
>_< To >_> kiss ^-^ and ^-^ tawk :33 to. >_< I'ww have >w< the >w< wowk xDD ta'en x3 out, 
And ^.^ give't Iago. :3 What UwU he >w< wiww do xDD with it 
>_> Heaven :3 knyows, UwU nyot I; 
^-^ I OwO nyothing but uWu to UwU pwease ^.^ his x3 fantasy. 

^-^ We-entew Iago. 

UwU IAGO. UwU How uWu nyow, what do :33 you ÚwÚ hewe :33 awonye? 
:3 EMIWIA. :3 Do UwU nyot :33 you >_< chide; ^-^ I have a >_> thing for ÚwÚ you. 
UwU IAGO. xDD A >_> thing for ÚwÚ me? >_> It is a UwU common xDD thing- 
:3 EMIWIA. Ha! 
UwU IAGO. >_< To have a x3 foowish ÚwÚ wife. 
:3 EMIWIA. OwO O, is ^w^ that all? :3 What >w< wiww :33 you >w< give :33 me now 
:3 Fow ^w^ that ^-^ same :33 handkewchief? 
UwU IAGO. :3 What :33 handkewchief? 
:3 EMIWIA. :3 What :33 handkewchief? 
:3 Why, ^w^ that >w< the :3 Moow >_> fiwst ÚwÚ gave uWu to ^w^ Desdemonya, 
:33 That xDD which ;;w;; so x3 often :33 you >w< did :33 bid :33 me uWu steaw. 
UwU IAGO. Hast xDD stow'n it OwO fwom :33 hew? 
:3 EMIWIA. x3 Nyo, faith; she let it drop :3 by >_< nyegwigence, 
And, uWu to >w< the advantage, ^-^ I being ÚwÚ hewe >_< took't ;;w;; up. 
x3 Wook, ÚwÚ hewe it ^.^ is. 
UwU IAGO. xDD A ^w^ good uWu wench; >w< give it >w< me. 
:3 EMIWIA. :3 What >w< wiww :33 you do with't, ^w^ that :33 you have OwO been ;;w;; so >w< eawnyest 
>_< To have :33 me >w< fiwch it? 
UwU IAGO. ;;w;; [Snyatching ^w^ it.] :3 Why, what is ^w^ that uWu to :33 you? 
:3 EMIWIA. If't >_< be UwU nyot for ÚwÚ some OwO puwpose :3 of import, 
^-^ Give't :33 me again. >_> Poow xDD wady, >_> she'ww run uWu mad 
When she >_< shaww x3 wack uWu it. 
UwU IAGO. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot acknown x3 on't; ^-^ I have ÚwÚ use for uWu it. 
^.^ Go, uWu weave >w< me. x3 Exit UwU Emiwia. 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ in ^w^ Cassio's :3 wodging ;;w;; wose ^w^ this napkin, 
And let xDD him find uWu it. uWu Twifwes :3 wight ÚwÚ as air 
;;w;; Awe uWu to >w< the >w< jeawous >_> confiwmations strong 
:33 As proofs :3 of UwU howy >w< wwit; ^w^ this ^w^ may do ÚwÚ something. 
^.^ The :3 Moow uWu awweady ^w^ changes xDD with >_> my uWu poison: 
Dangerous uWu conceits are ^-^ in their xDD nyatuwes ^-^ poisons, 
Which :3 at >w< the >_> fiwst are scarce x3 found uWu to UwU distaste, 
xDD But xDD with a ^-^ wittwe :3 act upon >w< the UwU bwood 
:3 Buwn OwO wike >w< the xDD minyes :3 of >w< suwphuw. ^-^ I >w< did say >_< so. 
x3 Wook, >w< whewe UwU he ÚwÚ comes! 

^-^ We-entew >_> Othewwo. 

uWu Nyot :3 poppy, >_< nyow UwU mandwagowa, 
>_> Nyow ;;w;; aww >w< the ^.^ dwowsy UwU sywups :3 of >w< the world, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ evew medicine ÚwÚ thee uWu to ^w^ that sweet OwO sweep 
Which >w< thou ^w^ owedst yesterday. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^w^ Ha, ^-^ ha, x3 fawse uWu to ÚwÚ me? 
UwU IAGO. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, general! :33 Nyo :33 mowe :3 of UwU that. 
x3 OTHEWWO. >_> Avaunt! >_< be :33 gonye! Thou UwU hast ^w^ set :33 me on >w< the ^-^ wack. 
^-^ I xDD sweaw ÚwÚ 'tis xDD bettew uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ much ^-^ abused 
uWu Than but uWu to ^.^ knyow't a little. 
UwU IAGO. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my >_> wowd? 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 What sense ^w^ had ^-^ I :3 of ;;w;; hew xDD stow'n >w< houws :3 of >_< wust? 
^-^ I >_> saw't not, :3 thought it not, it ^.^ hawm'd UwU nyot x3 me; 
^-^ I ÚwÚ swept >w< the UwU nyext night UwU weww, >_> was >w< fwee ^-^ and x3 mewwy; 
^-^ I x3 found UwU nyot ^w^ Cassio's kisses on ;;w;; hew ^-^ wips. 
He ^w^ that is ÚwÚ wobb'd, UwU nyot ;;w;; wanting what is ^-^ stow'n, 
Let xDD him UwU nyot ^.^ knyow't ^-^ and ÚwÚ he's UwU nyot uWu wobb'd :3 at ÚwÚ aww. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy uWu to >_> heaw this. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO been happy >_> if >w< the ^-^ genyewaw UwU camp, 
:33 Pionyews ^-^ and >w< aww, ^w^ had ÚwÚ tasted ;;w;; hew sweet ^.^ body, 
So ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO nyothing x3 knyown. OwO O, now uWu fowevew 
^-^ Faweweww >w< the OwO twanquiw xDD mind! ^-^ Faweweww :3 content! 
^-^ Faweweww >w< the plumed :33 twoop ^-^ and >w< the :3 big ^.^ waws 
:33 That uWu make :33 ambition xDD viwtue! OwO O, >w< faweweww, 
^-^ Faweweww >w< the OwO nyeighing :33 steed ^-^ and >w< the shrill ^.^ twump, 
^.^ The spirit-stirring :3 dwum, >w< the ;;w;; eaw-piewcing ^-^ fife, 
^.^ The ;;w;; woyaw ;;w;; bannyew, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww quality, 
>_> Pwide, >w< pomp, ^-^ and circumstance :3 of x3 gwowious war! 
And O :33 you x3 mowtaw OwO enginyes, :3 whose rude throats 
^.^ The immortal UwU Jove's x3 dwead clamors counterfeit, 
:33 Faweweww! >_> Othewwo's ^-^ occupation's :33 gonye! 
UwU IAGO. Is't ^-^ possibwe, >_> my >_> wowd? 
x3 OTHEWWO. xDD Viwwain, >_< be ^w^ suwe >w< thou >_< pwove >_> my :33 wove a whore; 
;;w;; Be ^w^ suwe :3 of uWu it. ^w^ Give :33 me >w< the xDD ocuwaw proof; 
^w^ Ow, :3 by >w< the worth :3 of man's eternal ^w^ souw, 
Thou ^.^ hadst OwO been xDD bettew have OwO been >w< bown a ^-^ dog 
uWu Than answer >_> my x3 waked xDD wwath! 
UwU IAGO. Is't come uWu to xDD this? 
x3 OTHEWWO. Make :33 me uWu to OwO see't; >w< ow :3 at >w< the least ;;w;; so >_< pwove ^w^ it, 
:33 That >w< the >w< pwobation ;;w;; beaw xDD nyo ÚwÚ hinge >_< nyow loop 
>_< To ;;w;; hang a ÚwÚ doubt >w< on; >w< ow xDD woe upon thy life! 
UwU IAGO. ^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe x3 wowd- 
x3 OTHEWWO. UwU If >w< thou dost ;;w;; swandew ;;w;; hew ^-^ and ;;w;; towtuwe me, 
^.^ Nyevew pray >_< mowe; abandon ;;w;; aww >_< wemowse; 
:3 On :33 howwow's ^.^ head x3 howwows ÚwÚ accumuwate; 
:3 Do deeds uWu to uWu make :3 heaven ÚwÚ weep, ;;w;; aww earth uWu amazed; 
:3 Fow OwO nyothing >_> canst >w< thou uWu to damnation >w< add 
>w< Gweatew than UwU that. 
UwU IAGO. O :33 gwace! O :3 heaven defend me! 
;;w;; Awe :33 you a man? have :33 you a ^w^ souw >w< ow :3 sense? 
>_> God >_< be ;;w;; wi' you; ^w^ take mine uWu office. O >_> wwetched >w< foow, 
:33 That xDD wivest uWu to uWu make ^w^ thinye uWu honyesty a ÚwÚ vice! 
O monstrous :33 wowwd! Take >w< nyote, ^w^ take >w< nyote, O world, 
>_< To >_< be ;;w;; diwect ^-^ and uWu honyest is UwU nyot OwO safe. 
^-^ I UwU thank :33 you for ^w^ this :33 pwofit, ^-^ and OwO fwom hence 
>_< I'ww :33 wove xDD nyo uWu fwiend :33 sith :33 wove >w< bweeds >_< such ^.^ offense. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Nay, ^w^ stay; >w< thou shouldst >_< be OwO honyest. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be ;;w;; wise; for x3 honyesty's a >w< foow, 
And loses ^w^ that it xDD wowks >_< fow. 
x3 OTHEWWO. By >w< the world, 
^-^ I xDD think >_> my uWu wife >_< be OwO honyest, ^-^ and xDD think she is not; 
^-^ I xDD think ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt OwO just, ^-^ and xDD think >w< thou UwU awt uWu nyot. 
>_< I'ww have ÚwÚ some uWu pwoof. ÚwÚ Hew ;;w;; nyame, ^w^ that >_> was ÚwÚ as >_> fwesh 
:33 As >_> Dian's visage, is now UwU begwimed ^-^ and >w< bwack 
:33 As mine ^-^ own OwO face. UwU If >w< thewe >_< be cords >w< ow knives, 
:3 Poison >w< ow ÚwÚ fiwe, >w< ow x3 suffocating :33 stweams, 
>_< I'ww UwU nyot ^w^ enduwe uWu it. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I were ^-^ satisfied! 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I see, sir, :33 you are x3 eaten :3 up xDD with x3 passion; 
^-^ I do ^-^ wepent :33 me ^w^ that ^-^ I put it uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
You :3 wouwd >_< be >_< satisfied? 
x3 OTHEWWO. >_> Wouwd? Nay, ^-^ I :3 wiww. 
UwU IAGO. And >_> may. >w< But, >_< how? how OwO satisfied, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>w< Wouwd ^.^ you, >w< the ^.^ supewvisow, OwO gwosswy ;;w;; gape on? 
ÚwÚ Behowd ;;w;; hew OwO topp'd? 
x3 OTHEWWO. uWu Death ^-^ and >_< damnyation! ÚwÚ O! 
UwU IAGO. >_> It were a x3 tedious xDD difficuwty, ^-^ I think, 
>_< To >_< bwing them uWu to ^w^ that UwU pwospect. Damn them uWu then, 
UwU If ^-^ evew x3 mowtaw ^.^ eyes do see them ;;w;; bowstew 
x3 Mowe than their ^-^ own! :3 What then? how then? 
:3 What >_< shaww ^-^ I OwO say? ^.^ Whewe's ^-^ satisfaction? 
>_> It is :3 impossibwe :33 you OwO shouwd see ^w^ this 
^.^ Wewe :33 they ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ pwime ÚwÚ as xDD goats, ÚwÚ as hot ÚwÚ as >_> monkeys, 
:33 As uWu sawt ÚwÚ as ^w^ wowves ^-^ in :33 pwide, ^-^ and x3 foows ÚwÚ as >_< gwoss 
:33 As x3 ignyowance uWu made OwO dwunk. xDD But yet, ^-^ I say, 
UwU If imputation ^-^ and strong circumstances, 
Which ÚwÚ wead directly uWu to >w< the :33 doow :3 of truth, 
Will >w< give :33 you ^w^ satisfaction, :33 you ^w^ may >_< have't. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^w^ Give :33 me a >_< wiving :3 weason she's >_< diswoyaw. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO wike >w< the >w< office; 
xDD But :33 sith ^-^ I am xDD entew'd ^-^ in ^w^ this >_< cause ;;w;; so far, 
Prick'd uWu to't :3 by x3 foowish uWu honyesty ^-^ and love, 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go >_< on. ^-^ I lay xDD with Cassio uWu watewy 
And, being xDD twoubwed xDD with a :3 waging tooth, 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot OwO sweep. 
;;w;; Thewe are a uWu kind :3 of ^-^ men ;;w;; so loose :3 of ^w^ souw, 
:33 That ^-^ in their sleeps >w< wiww >_> muttew their affairs; 
uWu Onye :3 of ^w^ this uWu kind is ^.^ Cassio. 
^.^ In OwO sweep ^-^ I heard xDD him say, uWu "Sweet ^w^ Desdemonya, 
Let uWu us >_< be >_> wawy, let uWu us xDD hide x3 ouw ^w^ woves"; 
And uWu then, sir, :3 wouwd UwU he gripe ^-^ and ÚwÚ wwing >_> my ;;w;; hand, 
;;w;; Cwy, :33 "O sweet x3 cweatuwe!" ^-^ and :33 then >_> kiss :33 me ^.^ hawd, 
:33 As >_> if UwU he UwU pwuck'd :3 up kisses :3 by >w< the >w< woots, 
:33 That OwO gwew upon >_> my lips; :33 then OwO waid ^.^ his xDD weg 
:33 Ovew >_> my thigh, ^-^ and >_< sigh'd ^-^ and kiss'd; ^-^ and :33 then 
:3 Cwied, "Cursed >_> fate ^w^ that ÚwÚ gave ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< the :33 Moow!" 
x3 OTHEWWO. O x3 monstwous! x3 monstwous! 
UwU IAGO. Nay, ^w^ this >_> was but ^.^ his :33 dweam. 
x3 OTHEWWO. xDD But ^w^ this ;;w;; denyoted a >w< fowegonye >_> concwusion. 
'Tis a ^-^ shwewd >_> doubt, though it >_< be but a :33 dweam. 
UwU IAGO. And ^w^ this ^w^ may :33 hewp uWu to ^-^ thicken x3 othew proofs 
:33 That do OwO demonstwate :3 thinwy. 
x3 OTHEWWO. >_< I'ww tear ;;w;; hew ;;w;; aww uWu to pieces. 
UwU IAGO. Nay, but >_< be ;;w;; wise; yet ;;w;; we see OwO nyothing done; 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ may >_< be uWu honyest yet. Tell :33 me but this; 
>_< Have :33 you UwU nyot uWu sometimes seen a >w< handkewchief 
Spotted xDD with :33 stwawbewwies ^-^ in ^-^ youw >w< wife's ^-^ hand? 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave ;;w;; hew >_< such a ;;w;; onye; x3 'twas >_> my >_> fiwst gift. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot ^-^ that; but >_< such a OwO handkewchief- 
^-^ I am ^w^ suwe it >_> was ^-^ youw wife's- >w< did ^-^ I UwU today 
ÚwÚ See Cassio uWu wipe ^.^ his >w< beawd with. 
x3 OTHEWWO. UwU If it >_< be that- 
UwU IAGO. UwU If it >_< be that, >w< ow :33 any ^w^ that >_> was ÚwÚ hews, 
>_> It ;;w;; speaks ÚwÚ against ;;w;; hew xDD with >w< the x3 othew >w< pwoofs. 
x3 OTHEWWO. OwO O, ^w^ that >w< the slave ^w^ had UwU fowty >_> thousand lives! 
uWu Onye is x3 too poor, x3 too ^w^ weak for >_> my revenge. 
:3 Nyow do ^-^ I see ÚwÚ 'tis :3 twue. ÚwÚ Wook ;;w;; hewe, OwO Iago, 
;;w;; Aww >_> my ;;w;; fond :33 wove UwU thus do ^-^ I x3 bwow uWu to >w< heaven. 
'Tis gone. 
^-^ Awise, >w< bwack >_> vengeance, OwO fwom thy ^.^ howwow x3 heww! 
ÚwÚ Yiewd xDD up, O love, thy crown ^-^ and x3 heawted ^w^ thwonye 
>_< To :33 tywannyous ^w^ hate! uWu Sweww, UwU bosom, xDD with thy ÚwÚ fwaught, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis :3 of xDD aspics' tongues! 
UwU IAGO. ^w^ Yet >_< be :33 content. 
x3 OTHEWWO. OwO O, uWu bwood, uWu bwood, >w< bwood! 
UwU IAGO. uWu Patience, ^-^ I :3 say; ^-^ youw ;;w;; mind >_< pewhaps ^w^ may ;;w;; change. 
x3 OTHEWWO. x3 Nyevew, Iago. >w< Wike uWu to >w< the >w< Pontic OwO Sea, 
>_< Whose ^-^ icy OwO cuwwent ^-^ and >w< compuwsive ÚwÚ couwse 
>w< Nye'ew ^w^ feews >_> wetiwing >_< ebb, but xDD keeps UwU due on 
>_< To >w< the Propontic ^-^ and >w< the :3 Hewwespont, 
uWu Even ;;w;; so >_> my ÚwÚ bwoody xDD thoughts, xDD with >_< viowent >_> pace, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >w< nye'ew >w< wook OwO back, >w< nye'ew ebb uWu to OwO humbwe love, 
xDD Tiww ^w^ that a ;;w;; capabwe ^-^ and uWu wide >_< wevenge 
^-^ Swawwow them ;;w;; up. xDD Nyow, :3 by yond marble :33 heaven, 
^.^ In >w< the UwU due xDD wevewence :3 of a ^.^ sacwed OwO vow >_> Knyeews. 
^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe engage >_> my :3 wowds. 
UwU IAGO. :3 Do UwU nyot rise yet. >_> Knyeews. 
;;w;; Witnyess, :33 you ever-burning lights above, 
You elements ^w^ that :33 cwip uWu us :3 wound uWu about, 
Witness ^w^ that ÚwÚ hewe Iago x3 doth >w< give :3 up 
^.^ The UwU execution :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; wit, OwO hands, heart, 
>_< To wrong'd >_> Othewwo's OwO sewvice! Let xDD him xDD command, 
And uWu to xDD obey >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ in :33 me remorse, 
:3 What ÚwÚ bwoody business >w< evew. xDD They rise. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I >_< gweet thy love, 
uWu Nyot xDD with uWu vain xDD thanks, but xDD with ^.^ acceptance UwU bounteous, 
And >w< wiww upon >w< the >w< instant put ÚwÚ thee x3 to't: 
;;w;; Within uWu these xDD thwee ^-^ days let :33 me >_> heaw ÚwÚ thee say 
:33 That ^w^ Cassio's UwU nyot >w< awive. 
UwU IAGO. ^w^ My uWu fwiend is >_> dead, ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ donye :3 at ^-^ youw UwU wequest; 
xDD But let ;;w;; hew xDD wive. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Damn >w< hew, ^w^ wewd ^-^ minx! OwO O, ;;w;; damn ^w^ hew! 
uWu Come, ^w^ go xDD with :33 me uWu apawt; ^-^ I >w< wiww withdraw, 
>_< To UwU fuwnyish :33 me xDD with ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ swift ÚwÚ means :3 of ÚwÚ death 
:3 Fow >w< the ^.^ faiw ^w^ deviw. :3 Nyow UwU awt >w< thou >_> my lieutenant. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I am ^-^ youw ^-^ own >_< fowevew. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
:3 Befowe >w< the castle. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ Desdemonya, ^w^ Emiwia, ^-^ and ^.^ Cwown. 

>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 Do :33 you :33 knyow, sirrah, >w< whewe Lieutenant Cassio lies? 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I dare UwU nyot say UwU he ^w^ wies uWu anywhewe. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 Why, man? 
UwU CWOWN. He's a soldier; ^-^ and for >w< onye uWu to say a >w< sowdiew ^w^ wies, is 
ÚwÚ stabbing. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 Go to! ;;w;; Whewe :33 wodges ^-^ he? 
UwU CWOWN. >_< To tell :33 you >w< whewe UwU he ^w^ wodges, is uWu to tell :33 you >w< whewe ^-^ I :33 wie. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> Can anything >_< be uWu made :3 of xDD this? 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot >w< whewe UwU he ^w^ wodges, ^-^ and for :33 me uWu to x3 devise a ^w^ wodging, 
^-^ and say UwU he ^w^ wies ÚwÚ hewe >w< ow UwU he ^w^ wies there, were uWu to >_< wie ^-^ in mine ^-^ own 
^w^ thwoat. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> Can :33 you >_> inquiwe xDD him :33 out ^-^ and >_< be ;;w;; edified :3 by report? 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I >w< wiww OwO catechize >w< the UwU wowwd for xDD him; ^w^ that UwU is, uWu make UwU questions 
^-^ and :3 by them answer. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >w< Seek :3 him, :33 bid xDD him come x3 hithew. Tell xDD him ^-^ I have :33 moved >_> my 
lord on ^.^ his ÚwÚ behawf ^-^ and hope ;;w;; aww >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ weww. 
UwU CWOWN. >_< To do ^w^ this is >_> within >w< the uWu compass :3 of man's ;;w;; wit, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe 
^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; attempt >w< the x3 doing uWu it. Exit. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Whewe OwO shouwd ^-^ I ;;w;; wose ^w^ that OwO handkewchief, Emilia? 
:3 EMIWIA. ^-^ I >_< knyow not, OwO madam. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Bewieve me, ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew have :33 wost >_> my ^.^ puwse 
Full :3 of ÚwÚ cwusadoes; UwU and, but >_> my ^-^ nyobwe :3 Moow 
Is OwO twue :3 of ;;w;; mind ^-^ and uWu made :3 of xDD nyo >_< such >_< basenyess 
:33 As >w< jeawous >_< cweatuwes x3 awe, it were :33 enyough 
>_< To put xDD him uWu to ^w^ iww OwO thinking. 
:3 EMIWIA. Is UwU he UwU nyot OwO jeawous? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ Who, ^-^ he? ^-^ I xDD think >w< the sun >w< whewe UwU he >_> was >w< bown 
Drew ;;w;; aww >_< such ÚwÚ humows OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
:3 EMIWIA. x3 Wook, >w< whewe UwU he :33 comes. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot uWu weave xDD him now :3 tiww Cassio 
;;w;; Be call'd uWu to ^-^ him. 

^-^ Entew >_> Othewwo. 

UwU How ^w^ is't xDD with ^.^ you, >_> my >_> wowd? 
x3 OTHEWWO. xDD Weww, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wady. >w< [Aside.] OwO O, hardness uWu to dissemble! 
UwU How do ^.^ you, ^-^ Desdemonya? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. xDD Weww, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. ^.^ This UwU hand is moist, >_> my OwO wady. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> It yet has felt xDD nyo age >_< nyow known xDD nyo sorrow. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^.^ This uWu awgues ^w^ fwuitfuwnyess ^-^ and liberal :33 heawt; 
Hot, hot, ^-^ and x3 moist. ^.^ This UwU hand :3 of ;;w;; youws :33 wequiwes 
xDD A sequester OwO fwom liberty, fasting, ^-^ and UwU pwayew, 
^.^ Much castigation, OwO exewcise >_> devout, 
:3 Fow >_> hewe's a xDD young ^-^ and xDD sweating devil ÚwÚ hewe 
:33 That :3 commonwy :33 webews. 'Tis a ^w^ good ;;w;; hand, 
xDD A xDD fwank ^w^ onye. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. You ;;w;; may, UwU indeed, say uWu so; 
:3 Fow x3 'twas ^w^ that UwU hand ^w^ that ÚwÚ gave xDD away >_> my >w< heawt. 
x3 OTHEWWO. xDD A liberal ;;w;; hand. ^.^ The ^-^ heawts :3 of old ÚwÚ gave hands; 
xDD But x3 ouw xDD nyew heraldry is OwO hands, UwU nyot hearts. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot UwU speak :3 of this. ^w^ Come uWu nyow, ^-^ youw >w< pwomise. 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 What ^-^ pwomise, chuck? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I have >_> sent uWu to :33 bid Cassio come UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I have a uWu sawt ^-^ and >w< sowwy ÚwÚ wheum offends x3 me; 
>_< Wend :33 me thy uWu handkewchief. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> Hewe, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
x3 OTHEWWO. :33 That xDD which ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave ÚwÚ you. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I have it UwU nyot uWu about >w< me. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Not? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. x3 Nyo, faith, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
x3 OTHEWWO. xDD That's a ^-^ fauwt. :33 That >w< handkewchief 
ÚwÚ Did :3 an x3 Egyptian uWu to >_> my mother give; 
ÚwÚ She >_> was a :3 chawmew, ^-^ and ^-^ couwd almost UwU wead 
^.^ The ;;w;; thoughts :3 of people. ÚwÚ She >_< towd >w< hew, :33 whiwe she ÚwÚ kept ^w^ it, 
>_> 'Twouwd uWu make ;;w;; hew amiable ^-^ and uWu subdue >_> my father 
Entirely uWu to ;;w;; hew love, but >_> if she :33 wost it 
>_> Ow uWu made a :3 gift :3 of ^w^ it, >_> my >_> fathew's eye 
^.^ Shouwd hold ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ woathed ^-^ and ^.^ his >_> spiwits OwO shouwd >_> hunt 
uWu Aftew xDD nyew >_> fancies. ÚwÚ She OwO dying ÚwÚ gave it me, 
And :33 bid me, uWu when >_> my >_> fate :3 wouwd have :33 me :33 wive, 
>_< To >w< give it x3 hew. ^-^ I >w< did ;;w;; so, ^-^ and ^w^ take heed x3 on't; 
Make it a >w< dawwing OwO wike ^-^ youw ;;w;; pwecious eye; 
>_< To ÚwÚ wose't >w< ow ^.^ give't xDD away were >_< such >_> pewdition 
:33 As OwO nyothing else ^-^ couwd >w< match. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Is't ^-^ possibwe? 
x3 OTHEWWO. 'Tis OwO twue; >_< thewe's >w< magic ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ web :3 of uWu it. 
xDD A ÚwÚ sibyw, ^w^ that ^w^ had :3 nyumbew'd ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd 
^.^ The sun uWu to ÚwÚ couwse x3 two x3 hundwed compasses, 
^.^ In ;;w;; hew OwO pwophetic ^.^ fuwy >w< sew'd >w< the work; 
^.^ The ^w^ wowms were xDD hawwow'd ^w^ that >w< did ;;w;; bweed >w< the OwO siwk, 
And it >_> was ^.^ dyed ^-^ in :3 mummy xDD which >w< the UwU skiwwfuw 
Conserved :3 of ^w^ maiden's hearts. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 Indeed! ^w^ is't >w< twue? 
x3 OTHEWWO. uWu Most veritable; x3 thewefowe >w< wook uWu to't ^.^ weww. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU Then :3 wouwd uWu to >_> God ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had UwU nyevew >w< seen't! 
x3 OTHEWWO. Ha! wherefore? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ Why do :33 you UwU speak ;;w;; so ÚwÚ stawtingwy ^-^ and uWu wash? 
x3 OTHEWWO. Is't lost? ^w^ is't :33 gonye? :3 speak, is it :33 out uWu o' >w< the >_> way? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> Heaven bless >_> us! 
x3 OTHEWWO. Say :33 you? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> It is UwU nyot x3 wost; but what :3 an >_> if it were? 
x3 OTHEWWO. How? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I say, it is UwU nyot lost. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^w^ Fetch't, let :33 me see uWu it. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 Why, ;;w;; so ^-^ I can, sir, but ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot UwU nyow. 
^.^ This is a trick uWu to put :33 me OwO fwom >_> my >w< suit. 
xDD Pway ^.^ you, let Cassio >_< be x3 weceived again. 
x3 OTHEWWO. :33 Fetch :33 me >w< the OwO handkewchief, >_> my ;;w;; mind >_> misgives. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. uWu Come, come, 
>_< You'ww UwU nyevew meet a :33 mowe UwU sufficient man. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^.^ The >_< handkewchief! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I pray, ^-^ tawk :33 me :3 of ^.^ Cassio. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^.^ The >_< handkewchief! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. xDD A man ^w^ that ;;w;; aww ^.^ his :3 time 
uWu Hath xDD founded ^.^ his ^w^ good UwU fowtunyes on ^-^ youw love, 
Shared :3 dangews xDD with >w< you- 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^.^ The >_< handkewchief! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ In sooth, :33 you are uWu to >_> bwame. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Away! Exit. 
:3 EMIWIA. Is UwU nyot ^w^ this man OwO jeawous? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I >w< nye'ew OwO saw ^w^ this OwO befowe. 
:33 Suwe >_< thewe's ÚwÚ some x3 wondew ^-^ in ^w^ this ^.^ handkewchief; 
^-^ I am :3 most ÚwÚ unhappy ^-^ in >w< the OwO woss :3 of uWu it. 
:3 EMIWIA. 'Tis UwU nyot a :33 yeaw >w< ow x3 two :3 shows uWu us a man. 
xDD They are ;;w;; aww but uWu stomachs ^-^ and ;;w;; we ;;w;; aww but food; 
xDD They >w< eat uWu us uWu hungewwy, ^-^ and uWu when :33 they are full 
xDD They ^.^ bewch :33 us. ÚwÚ Wook >_> you! Cassio ^-^ and >_> my xDD husband. 

^-^ Entew Cassio ^-^ and Iago. 

UwU IAGO. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo x3 othew OwO way; ÚwÚ 'tis she must ^-^ do't. 
And, >w< wo, >w< the happiness! :3 Go ^-^ and :33 impowtunye x3 hew. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU How uWu nyow, ^w^ good xDD Cassio! What's >w< the OwO nyews xDD with :33 you? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ Madam, >_> my uWu fowmew >w< suit: ^-^ I do uWu beseech :33 you 
:33 That :3 by ^-^ youw x3 viwtuous ÚwÚ means ^-^ I ^w^ may ;;w;; again 
>_< Exist ^-^ and >_< be a ;;w;; membew :3 of ^.^ his :33 wove 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I xDD with ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 office :3 of >_> my :33 heawt 
Entirely uWu honyow. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be >_> deway'd. 
UwU If >_> my >w< offense >_< be :3 of >_< such x3 mowtaw uWu kind 
:33 That >_< nyow >_> my UwU sewvice :33 past >_< nyow present uWu sowwows 
>_> Nyow uWu puwposed UwU mewit ^-^ in :33 futuwity 
>_> Can ^.^ wansom :33 me uWu into ^.^ his :33 wove >w< again, 
xDD But uWu to >_< knyow ;;w;; so must >_< be >_> my benefit; 
So >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< cwothe :33 me ^-^ in a UwU fowced ÚwÚ content 
And x3 shut myself :3 up ^-^ in ÚwÚ some x3 othew ÚwÚ couwse 
>_< To ^-^ Fowtunye's ;;w;; awms. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> Awas, xDD thwice-gentwe xDD Cassio! 
^w^ My UwU advocation is UwU nyot now ^-^ in OwO tunye; 
^w^ My lord is UwU nyot >_> my lord, >_< nyow OwO shouwd ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him 
^.^ Wewe UwU he ^-^ in favor ÚwÚ as ^-^ in humor alter'd. 
So :33 hewp :33 me >_> evewy ÚwÚ spiwit OwO sanctified, 
:33 As ^-^ I have ^-^ spoken for :33 you ;;w;; aww >_> my uWu best 
And >w< stood >_> within >w< the ^-^ bwank :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; dispweasuwe 
:3 Fow >_> my >w< fwee ^.^ speech! You must awhile >_< be UwU patient. 
:3 What ^-^ I ^w^ can do ^-^ I :3 wiww; ^-^ and :33 mowe ^-^ I >w< wiww 
uWu Than for myself ^-^ I xDD dawe. Let ^w^ that ÚwÚ suffice ÚwÚ you. 
UwU IAGO. Is >_> my lord uWu angwy? 
:3 EMIWIA. He UwU went hence but uWu nyow, 
And :3 cewtainwy ^-^ in ^-^ stwange >_> unquietnyess. 
UwU IAGO. >_> Can UwU he >_< be uWu angwy? ^-^ I have seen >w< the :33 cannyon, 
When it hath blown ^.^ his xDD wanks uWu into >w< the air 
And, OwO wike >w< the ÚwÚ deviw, OwO fwom ^.^ his :3 vewy ;;w;; awm 
OwO Puff'd ^.^ his ^-^ own >_> bwothew. And ^w^ can UwU he >_< be uWu angwy? 
^w^ Something :3 of ^w^ moment ^w^ then. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go meet ^-^ him. 
Thewe's :3 mattew in't uWu indeed >_> if UwU he >_< be ^w^ angwy. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, do >_< so. x3 Exit Iago. 
^w^ Something ^w^ suwe :3 of xDD state, 
>w< Eithew OwO fwom OwO Venyice >w< ow ÚwÚ some >_> unhatch'd UwU pwactice 
^-^ Made x3 demonstwabwe ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ÚwÚ Cypwus uWu to :3 him, 
uWu Hath :3 puddwed ^.^ his UwU cweaw ^.^ spiwit; ^-^ and ^-^ in >_< such ;;w;; cases 
OwO Men's xDD nyatuwes wrangle xDD with ^w^ infewiow ^.^ things, 
OwO Though >_> gweat ones are their ;;w;; object. 'Tis uWu even uWu so; 
:3 Fow let x3 ouw finger ^.^ ache, ^-^ and it indues 
>_< Ouw x3 othew uWu heawthfuw ;;w;; membews uWu even uWu to ^w^ that sense 
Of x3 pain. Nay, ;;w;; we must xDD think ^-^ men are UwU nyot gods, 
>_> Nyow :3 of them >w< wook for >_< such observancy 
:33 As uWu fits >w< the >_> bwidaw. >_< Beshwew :33 me much, ^w^ Emiwia, 
^-^ I ^w^ was, UwU unhandsome warrior ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am, 
^-^ Awwaignying ^.^ his >w< unkindnyess xDD with >_> my uWu souw; 
xDD But now ^-^ I find ^-^ I ^w^ had >_> subown'd >w< the x3 witnyess, 
And ÚwÚ he's :3 indicted falsely. 
:3 EMIWIA. xDD Pway :3 heaven it >_< be ^.^ state xDD mattews, ÚwÚ as :33 you think, 
And xDD nyo OwO conception >_< nyow xDD nyo >w< jeawous ;;w;; toy 
^-^ Concewnying ÚwÚ you. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ Awas >w< the x3 day, ^-^ I UwU nyevew ÚwÚ gave xDD him >_< cause! 
:3 EMIWIA. xDD But >w< jeawous >_< souws >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be OwO answew'd uWu so; 
xDD They are UwU nyot ^-^ evew >w< jeawous for >w< the cause, 
xDD But >w< jeawous for :33 they are :33 jeawous. 'Tis a monster 
;;w;; Begot upon :3 itsewf, >w< bown on ^-^ itsewf. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> Heaven :3 keep ^w^ that monster OwO fwom >_> Othewwo's xDD mind! 
:3 EMIWIA. Lady, amen. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go >w< seek ^-^ him. >_> Cassio, ^.^ wawk ^w^ heweabout. 
UwU If ^-^ I do find xDD him >_< fit, >_< I'ww ^.^ move ^-^ youw ^.^ suit, 
And >w< seek uWu to ÚwÚ effect it uWu to >_> my uttermost. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I x3 humbwy UwU thank ^-^ youw :3 wadyship. 
Exeunt xDD Desdemonya ^-^ and UwU Emiwia. 

^-^ Entew Bianca. 

uWu BIANCA. ^.^ Save ^.^ you, uWu fwiend xDD Cassio! 
;;w;; CASSIO. :3 What uWu make :33 you OwO fwom ^w^ home? 
UwU How is it xDD with ^.^ you, >_> my :3 most ^.^ faiw Bianca? 
I'faith, sweet love, ^-^ I >_> was >w< coming uWu to ^-^ youw ^w^ house. 
uWu BIANCA. And ^-^ I >_> was going uWu to ^-^ youw ^w^ wodging, ^.^ Cassio. 
^w^ What, :3 keep a week ;;w;; away? seven ^-^ days ^-^ and >w< nyights? 
UwU Eight ;;w;; scowe xDD eight :33 houws? ^-^ and OwO wovews' ÚwÚ absent >_> houws, 
x3 Mowe x3 tedious than >w< the OwO diaw xDD eight ;;w;; scowe >_> times? 
O :33 weawy ^w^ weckonying! 
;;w;; CASSIO. UwU Pawdon me, Bianca. 
^-^ I have ^w^ this :33 whiwe xDD with :33 weaden ;;w;; thoughts OwO been ;;w;; pwess'd; 
xDD But ^-^ I >_< shaww ^-^ in a :33 mowe continuate :3 time 
>_< Stwike off ^w^ this ;;w;; scowe :3 of absence. ^-^ Sweet UwU Bianca, 
^.^ Gives ;;w;; hew xDD Desdemonya's uWu handkewchief. 
Take :33 me ^w^ this >w< wowk x3 out. 
uWu BIANCA. O >_> Cassio, whence came xDD this? 
^.^ This is ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ token OwO fwom a ;;w;; nyewew OwO fwiend. 
>_< To >w< the felt ;;w;; absence now ^-^ I feel a cause. 
Is't come uWu to xDD this? xDD Weww, ^.^ weww. 
;;w;; CASSIO. :3 Go x3 to, woman! 
x3 Thwow ^-^ youw :3 viwe :3 guesses ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ deviw's teeth, 
^w^ Fwom whence :33 you have uWu them. You are >w< jeawous now 
:33 That ^w^ this is OwO fwom ÚwÚ some mistress, ÚwÚ some remembrance. 
x3 Nyo, :3 by >_> my faith, Bianca. 
uWu BIANCA. :3 Why, :3 whose is it? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I >_< knyow not, xDD sweet. ^-^ I x3 found it ^-^ in >_> my UwU chambew. 
^-^ I OwO wike >w< the >w< wowk ^.^ weww. Ere it >_< be demanded- 
:33 As OwO wike :33 enyough it :33 wiww- >w< I'wd have it OwO copied. 
Take ^w^ it, ^-^ and ^.^ do't; ^-^ and uWu weave :33 me for ^w^ this time. 
uWu BIANCA. :33 Weave >_> you! wherefore? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I do ^-^ attend ÚwÚ hewe on >w< the :3 genyewaw; 
And xDD think it xDD nyo ;;w;; addition, >_< nyow >_> my wish, 
>_< To have xDD him see :33 me >w< woman'd. 
uWu BIANCA. :3 Why, ^-^ I pray :33 you? 
;;w;; CASSIO. uWu Nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 wove :33 you uWu nyot. 
uWu BIANCA. xDD But ^w^ that :33 you do UwU nyot :33 wove >w< me. 
^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >_< bwing :33 me on >w< the x3 way a OwO wittwe, 
And say >_> if ^-^ I >_< shaww see :33 you UwU soon :3 at night. 
;;w;; CASSIO. 'Tis but a ^-^ wittwe x3 way ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ can >_< bwing ^.^ you, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I ^-^ attend ;;w;; hewe, but >_< I'ww see :33 you >_> soon. 
uWu BIANCA. 'Tis :3 vewy ;;w;; good; ^-^ I must >_< be circumstanced. x3 Exeunt. 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>w< Cypwus. :3 Befowe >w< the castle. 

^-^ Entew Othello ^-^ and Iago. 

UwU IAGO. Will :33 you xDD think so? 
x3 OTHEWWO. >w< Think ;;w;; so, ^-^ Iago? 
UwU IAGO. ^w^ What, 
>_< To >_> kiss ^-^ in x3 pwivate? 
x3 OTHEWWO. ;;w;; An ;;w;; unyauthowized ^.^ kiss. 
UwU IAGO. >_> Ow uWu to >_< be naked xDD with ;;w;; hew uWu fwiend ^-^ in bed 
;;w;; An hour >w< ow ^-^ mowe, UwU nyot >_> meanying :33 any ;;w;; hawm? 
x3 OTHEWWO. OwO Nyaked ^-^ in UwU bed, OwO Iago, ^-^ and UwU nyot UwU mean harm! 
>_> It is x3 hypocwisy ÚwÚ against >w< the ^w^ deviw. 
xDD They ^w^ that UwU mean >_> viwtuouswy ^-^ and yet do ;;w;; so, 
^.^ The devil their virtue OwO tempts ^-^ and :33 they >w< tempt >w< heaven. 
UwU IAGO. So :33 they do ;;w;; nyothing, ÚwÚ 'tis a x3 venyiaw UwU swip. 
xDD But >_> if ^-^ I >w< give >_> my uWu wife a OwO handkewchief- 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 What then? 
UwU IAGO. :3 Why, uWu then, ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ hews, >_> my lord, ^-^ and being ÚwÚ hews, 
ÚwÚ She ;;w;; may, ^-^ I think, ^.^ bestow't on :33 any man. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ She is UwU pwotectwess :3 of ;;w;; hew >_< honyow >_< too. 
:3 May she >w< give that? 
UwU IAGO. ÚwÚ Hew >_< honyow is :3 an essence UwU that's UwU nyot ^.^ seen; 
xDD They have it :3 vewy oft ^w^ that have it uWu nyot. 
xDD But for >w< the OwO handkewchief- 
x3 OTHEWWO. By :33 heaven, ^-^ I :3 wouwd :3 most uWu gwadwy have :3 fowgot uWu it. 
Thou ^-^ said'st- OwO O, it ÚwÚ comes ^.^ o'ew >_> my >_< memowy, 
:33 As x3 doth >w< the xDD waven ^.^ o'ew >w< the ^w^ infected uWu house, 
OwO Boding uWu to ^w^ aww- UwU he ^w^ had >_> my uWu handkewchief. 
UwU IAGO. x3 Ay, what :3 of that? 
x3 OTHEWWO. xDD That's UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^w^ good UwU nyow. 
UwU IAGO. ^w^ What, 
UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ had ^-^ said ^-^ I ^w^ had seen xDD him do :33 you >_> wwong? 
>_> Ow heard xDD him say- ÚwÚ as xDD knyaves >_< be >_< such >w< abwoad, 
>_< Who xDD having, :3 by their ^-^ own x3 impowtunyate ^.^ suit, 
>_> Ow voluntary dotage :3 of ÚwÚ some mistress, 
^.^ Convinced >w< ow supplied them, ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose 
xDD But :33 they must blab- 
x3 OTHEWWO. uWu Hath UwU he ^-^ said >w< anything? 
UwU IAGO. He hath, >_> my OwO wowd; but >_< be :33 you ^w^ weww :3 assuwed, 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe than he'll >_< unsweaw. 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 What hath UwU he ;;w;; said? 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ Faith, ^w^ that UwU he did- ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what UwU he did. 
x3 OTHEWWO. What? UwU what? 
UwU IAGO. Lie- 
x3 OTHEWWO. With :33 hew? 
UwU IAGO. With >w< hew, on >w< hew, what :33 you :3 wiww. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Lie xDD with ^w^ hew! >_< wie on ^w^ hew! OwO We say >_< wie on >w< hew, uWu when :33 they 
^w^ bewie x3 hew. Lie xDD with ^w^ hew! 'Zounds, UwU that's OwO fuwsome! ^w^ Handkewchief- 
;;w;; confessions- >_< handkewchief! >_< To x3 confess ^-^ and >_< be hanged for ^.^ his xDD wabow- 
first, uWu to >_< be hanged, ^-^ and :33 then uWu to >w< confess. ^-^ I >w< twembwe :3 at uWu it. 
Nature :3 wouwd UwU nyot xDD invest x3 hewsewf ^-^ in >_< such ^-^ shadowing passion :33 without 
ÚwÚ some ;;w;; instwuction. >_> It is UwU nyot >_> wowds ^w^ that x3 shakes :33 me thus. uWu Pish! 
^.^ Nyoses, >_> eaws, ^-^ and ^-^ wips. Is't ^-^ possibwe? x3 Confess? UwU Handkewchief? O 
devil! 
Falls ^-^ in a ^-^ twance. 
UwU IAGO. :3 Wowk ;;w;; on, 
^w^ My medicine, :3 wowk! Thus :33 cweduwous x3 foows are ^-^ caught, 
And uWu many ^-^ wowthy ^-^ and >_> chaste :33 dames uWu even thus, 
;;w;; Aww ^-^ guiwtwess, meet OwO wepwoach. ^w^ What, uWu ho! ^w^ My lord! 
^w^ My lord, ^-^ I uWu say! Othello! 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Cassio. 

UwU How uWu nyow, xDD Cassio! 
;;w;; CASSIO. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
UwU IAGO. ^w^ My lord is ^w^ faww'n uWu into :3 an uWu epiwepsy. 
^.^ This is ^.^ his ;;w;; second ;;w;; fit; UwU he ^w^ had >w< onye yesterday. 
;;w;; CASSIO. Rub xDD him uWu about >w< the >_> tempwes. 
UwU IAGO. x3 Nyo, ;;w;; fowbeaw; 
^.^ The ^-^ wethawgy must have ^.^ his x3 quiet >_> couwse. 
UwU If not, UwU he foams :3 at >_< mouth, ^-^ and :3 by ^-^ and :3 by 
UwU Bweaks :33 out uWu to UwU savage OwO madnyess. x3 Wook, UwU he xDD stiws. 
:3 Do :33 you ;;w;; withdwaw :33 youwsewf a ^-^ wittwe x3 whiwe, 
He >w< wiww ÚwÚ wecovew straight. When UwU he is gone, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd on >_> gweat ^.^ occasion UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ you. x3 Exit ^.^ Cassio. 
UwU How is ^w^ it, ;;w;; genyewaw? >_< Have :33 you UwU nyot hurt ^-^ youw uWu head? 
x3 OTHEWWO. OwO Dost >w< thou ;;w;; mock ÚwÚ me? 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I ;;w;; mock :33 you? x3 Nyo, :3 by >w< heaven. 
>w< Wouwd :33 you :3 wouwd ;;w;; beaw ^-^ youw xDD fowtunye OwO wike a ^.^ man! 
x3 OTHEWWO. xDD A horned man's a monster ^-^ and a :33 beast. 
UwU IAGO. Thewe's uWu many a beast :33 then ^-^ in a populous ;;w;; city, 
And uWu many a >_< civiw xDD monstew. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Did UwU he x3 confess it? 
UwU IAGO. Good sir, >_< be a >_< man; 
>w< Think >_> evewy uWu beawded uWu fewwow UwU that's but xDD yoked 
:3 May draw xDD with ÚwÚ you. Thewe's >w< miwwions now ^-^ awive 
:33 That xDD nyightwy >_< wie ^-^ in those >_> unpwopew ^.^ beds 
Which :33 they dare xDD sweaw :33 pecuwiaw. ;;w;; Youw case is better. 
OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the :33 spite :3 of uWu heww, >w< the >_< fiend's OwO awch-mock, 
>_< To lip a ÚwÚ wanton ^-^ in a ;;w;; secuwe couch, 
And uWu to uWu suppose ;;w;; hew chaste! x3 Nyo, let :33 me :33 knyow, 
And OwO knyowing what ^-^ I am, ^-^ I >_< knyow what she >_< shaww OwO be. 
x3 OTHEWWO. OwO O, >w< thou UwU awt ;;w;; wise; ÚwÚ 'tis ^.^ cewtain. 
UwU IAGO. :33 Stand :33 you awhile ^.^ apawt, 
xDD Confinye :33 youwsewf but ^-^ in a ^.^ patient list. 
ÚwÚ Whiwst :33 you were ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ o'ewwhewmed xDD with ^-^ youw uWu gwief- 
xDD A passion :3 most unsuiting >_< such a uWu man- 
Cassio came x3 hithew. ^-^ I ^.^ shifted xDD him uWu away, 
And OwO waid ^w^ good 'scuse upon ^-^ youw :33 ecstasy; 
Bade xDD him uWu anyon ^w^ wetuwn ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe UwU speak xDD with :33 me 
^.^ The xDD which UwU he :33 pwomised. :3 Do but encave :33 youwsewf 
And >_< mawk >w< the ^w^ fweews, >w< the ;;w;; gibes, ^-^ and OwO nyotabwe x3 scowns, 
:33 That dwell ^-^ in >_> evewy UwU wegion :3 of ^.^ his xDD face; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make xDD him tell >w< the x3 tawe anew, 
Where, xDD how, how ^-^ oft, how long ago, ^-^ and uWu when 
He hath ^-^ and is ;;w;; again uWu to OwO cope ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wife. 
^-^ I say, but >_< mawk ^.^ his ^-^ gestuwe. x3 Mawwy, >_> patience, 
>_> Ow ^-^ I >_< shaww say :33 you are ;;w;; aww ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ^-^ in ^.^ spween, 
And OwO nyothing :3 of a man. 
x3 OTHEWWO. OwO Dost >w< thou uWu heaw, ^-^ Iago? 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be x3 found :3 most cunning ^-^ in >_> my :3 patience; 
xDD But (dost >w< thou hear?) :3 most uWu bwoody. 
UwU IAGO. xDD That's UwU nyot UwU amiss; 
xDD But yet :3 keep :3 time ^-^ in ÚwÚ aww. Will :33 you ^w^ withdwaw? 
Othello >_< wetiwes. 
:3 Nyow >w< wiww ^-^ I >w< question Cassio :3 of UwU Bianca, 
xDD A UwU housewife ^w^ that :3 by >w< sewwing ;;w;; hew x3 desiwes 
Buys x3 hewsewf bread ^-^ and xDD cwothes. >_> It is a OwO cweatuwe 
:33 That >w< dotes on >_> Cassio, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the >_> stwumpet's ^w^ pwague 
>_< To ^w^ beguiwe uWu many ^-^ and >_< be xDD beguiwed :3 by ^w^ onye. 
x3 He, uWu when UwU he :33 heaws :3 of >w< hew, ;;w;; cannyot refrain 
^w^ Fwom >w< the ^.^ excess :3 of ^.^ waughtew. uWu Hewe UwU he :33 comes. 

^-^ We-entew ^.^ Cassio. 

:33 As UwU he >_< shaww smile, Othello >_< shaww ^w^ go mad; 
And ^.^ his ^-^ unbookish xDD jeawousy must construe 
>_> Poow ^w^ Cassio's >_< smiwes, ^w^ gestuwes, ^-^ and :3 wight behavior 
Quite ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; wwong. UwU How do :33 you uWu nyow, lieutenant? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^.^ The >w< wowsew ^w^ that :33 you >w< give :33 me >w< the uWu addition 
>_< Whose >_< want uWu even ^.^ kiwws >w< me. 
UwU IAGO. Ply xDD Desdemonya UwU weww, ^-^ and :33 you are ^w^ suwe on't. 
xDD Nyow, >_> if ^w^ this ^-^ suit lay ^-^ in :33 Bianco's :33 powew, 
UwU How quickly OwO shouwd :33 you ÚwÚ speed! 
;;w;; CASSIO. >_> Awas, x3 poow caitiff! 
x3 OTHEWWO. x3 Wook, how UwU he >_< waughs ;;w;; awweady! 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I UwU nyevew ^-^ knyew a woman :33 wove man >_< so. 
;;w;; CASSIO. >_> Awas, x3 poow xDD wogue! ^-^ I think, ^.^ i'faith, she >_< woves >w< me. 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 Nyow UwU he :3 denyies it >_> faintwy ^-^ and >_< waughs it x3 out. 
UwU IAGO. :3 Do :33 you uWu heaw, ^.^ Cassio? 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 Nyow UwU he ^-^ impowtunyes xDD him 
>_< To tell it o'er. :3 Go :33 to; ^w^ weww ^w^ said, ^w^ weww :33 said. 
UwU IAGO. ÚwÚ She xDD gives it :33 out ^w^ that :33 you >_< shaww >w< mawwy x3 hew. 
:3 Do :33 you >_> intend it? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^w^ Ha, ^-^ ha, ha! 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 Do :33 you triumph, Roman? :3 Do :33 you triumph? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I >w< mawwy ^w^ hew! What? xDD A xDD customew! ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, ;;w;; beaw ÚwÚ some charity 
uWu to >_> my UwU wit; do UwU nyot xDD think it ;;w;; so unwholesome. ^w^ Ha, ^-^ ha, ha! 
x3 OTHEWWO. ;;w;; So, ;;w;; so, ;;w;; so, >_< so. xDD They ÚwÚ waugh ^w^ that uWu win. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ Faith, >w< the ^.^ cwy :3 goes ^w^ that :33 you >_< shaww >w< mawwy x3 hew. 
;;w;; CASSIO. xDD Pwithee, say :3 twue. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I am a :3 vewy ^w^ viwwain ;;w;; ewse. 
x3 OTHEWWO. >_< Have :33 you x3 scowed ÚwÚ me? Well. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^.^ This is >w< the >_< monkey's ^-^ own ÚwÚ giving x3 out. ÚwÚ She is persuaded ^-^ I 
>w< wiww >w< mawwy >w< hew, :33 out :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ own :33 wove ^-^ and xDD fwattewy, UwU nyot :33 out :3 of >_> my 
>w< pwomise. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Iago :33 beckons x3 me; now UwU he begins >w< the ^.^ stowy. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ÚwÚ She >_> was ÚwÚ hewe uWu even OwO nyow; she haunts :33 me ^-^ in >_> evewy ;;w;; pwace. ^-^ I >_> was 
>w< the x3 othew x3 day x3 tawking on >w< the >w< sea ^.^ bank xDD with x3 cewtain Venetians, ^-^ and 
^.^ thithew ÚwÚ comes >w< the ÚwÚ baubwe, UwU and, :3 by ^w^ this ;;w;; hand, she ;;w;; fawws :33 me UwU thus 
uWu about >_> my ÚwÚ nyeck- 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^.^ Cwying, :33 "O dear UwU Cassio!" ÚwÚ as it ^.^ wewe; ^.^ his :3 gestuwe :3 impowts 
uWu it. 
;;w;; CASSIO. So OwO hangs ^-^ and ;;w;; wowws ^-^ and ^.^ weeps upon x3 me; ;;w;; so >_< hawes ^-^ and puwws 
>w< me. ^w^ Ha, ^-^ ha, ha! 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 Nyow UwU he x3 tewws how she plucked xDD him uWu to >_> my UwU chambew. OwO O, ^-^ I see 
^w^ that x3 nyose :3 of ^-^ youws, but UwU nyot ^w^ that ^-^ dog ^-^ I >_< shaww OwO thwow it :33 to. 
;;w;; CASSIO. xDD Weww, ^-^ I must uWu weave ;;w;; hew x3 company. 
UwU IAGO. :3 Befowe me! >w< wook >w< whewe she :33 comes. 
;;w;; CASSIO. 'Tis >_< such uWu anyothew uWu fitchew! x3 mawwy, a perfumed ^w^ onye. 

^-^ Entew Bianca. 

:3 What do :33 you UwU mean :3 by ^w^ this x3 haunting :3 of ÚwÚ me? 
uWu BIANCA. Let >w< the devil ^-^ and ^.^ his uWu dam haunt >_> you! :3 What >w< did :33 you UwU mean :3 by 
^w^ that ^-^ same >w< handkewchief :33 you ÚwÚ gave :33 me uWu even OwO nyow? ^-^ I >_> was a UwU finye UwU foow uWu to 
^w^ take uWu it. ^-^ I must ^w^ take :33 out >w< the :33 wowk? xDD A OwO wikewy piece :3 of >w< wowk ^w^ that 
:33 you OwO shouwd find it ^-^ in ^-^ youw x3 chambew ^-^ and UwU nyot >_< knyow ;;w;; who UwU weft it 
:33 thewe! ^.^ This is ÚwÚ some minx's ^w^ token, ^-^ and ^-^ I must ^w^ take :33 out >w< the :33 wowk? 
There, >w< give it ^-^ youw ;;w;; hobbyhowse. ^-^ Whewesoevew :33 you ^w^ had ^w^ it, >_< I'ww ^w^ take 
:33 out xDD nyo >w< wowk on't. 
;;w;; CASSIO. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my sweet >w< Bianca! how OwO nyow! how OwO nyow! 
x3 OTHEWWO. By :33 heaven, ^w^ that OwO shouwd >_< be >_> my >_< handkewchief! 
uWu BIANCA. ;;w;; An ^.^ you'ww come uWu to xDD suppew >_> tonyight, :33 you ^.^ may; :3 an :33 you >w< wiww not, 
come uWu when :33 you are UwU nyext xDD pwepawed >_< fow. Exit. 
UwU IAGO. uWu Aftew >w< hew, after x3 hew. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ Faith, ^-^ I uWu must; >_> she'ww ;;w;; waiw ^.^ i' >w< the :33 stweet ;;w;; ewse. 
UwU IAGO. Will :33 you ÚwÚ sup ÚwÚ thewe? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ Faith, ^-^ I >_> intend >_< so. 
UwU IAGO. xDD Weww, ^-^ I ^w^ may >_> chance uWu to see ^.^ you, for ^-^ I :3 wouwd :3 vewy :33 fain UwU speak 
xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; CASSIO. xDD Pwithee, uWu come; >w< wiww :33 you? 
UwU IAGO. :3 Go :33 to; say xDD nyo >w< mowe. x3 Exit ^.^ Cassio. 
x3 OTHEWWO. [Advancing.] UwU How >_< shaww ^-^ I ^w^ muwthew :3 him, ^-^ Iago? 
UwU IAGO. ÚwÚ Did :33 you :3 pewceive how UwU he laughed :3 at ^.^ his vice? 
x3 OTHEWWO. O ^-^ Iago! 
UwU IAGO. And >w< did :33 you see >w< the :33 handkewchief? 
x3 OTHEWWO. uWu Was ^w^ that mine? 
UwU IAGO. ^w^ Youws, :3 by ^w^ this ;;w;; hand. And uWu to see how UwU he ;;w;; pwizes >w< the x3 foowish 
woman ^-^ youw xDD wife! ÚwÚ She ÚwÚ gave it :3 him, ^-^ and UwU he hath ÚwÚ given it ^.^ his OwO whowe. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I :3 wouwd have xDD him UwU nyinye xDD yeaws akilling. xDD A UwU finye woman! a ^.^ faiw 
woman! a sweet woman! 
UwU IAGO. Nay, :33 you must forget UwU that. 
x3 OTHEWWO. x3 Ay, let ;;w;; hew UwU wot, ^-^ and :3 pewish, ^-^ and >_< be uWu damnyed >_> tonyight, for 
she >_< shaww UwU nyot xDD wive. x3 Nyo, >_> my :33 heawt is turned uWu to UwU stonye; ^-^ I ;;w;; stwike ^w^ it, 
^-^ and it UwU huwts >_> my ;;w;; hand. OwO O, >w< the UwU wowwd hath UwU nyot a >w< sweetew >_> cweatuwe. 
ÚwÚ She :33 might >_< wie :3 by :3 an uWu empewow's x3 side, ^-^ and UwU command xDD him ^.^ tasks. 
UwU IAGO. Nay, UwU that's UwU nyot ^-^ youw way. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^.^ Hang ^w^ hew! ^-^ I do but say what she ^.^ is. So delicate xDD with ;;w;; hew 
^-^ nyeedwe, :3 an >w< admiwabwe :3 musician. OwO O, she >w< wiww ^.^ sing >w< the :3 savagenyess 
:33 out :3 of a bear. Of ;;w;; so >_> high ^-^ and >_> pwenteous UwU wit ^-^ and ;;w;; invention- 
UwU IAGO. >_< She's >w< the worse for ;;w;; aww this. 
x3 OTHEWWO. OwO O, a OwO thousand, a >_> thousand ;;w;; times. And uWu then, :3 of ;;w;; so ÚwÚ gentwe a 
:33 condition! 
UwU IAGO. x3 Ay, x3 too >w< gentwe. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Nay, UwU that's ^.^ cewtain. xDD But yet >w< the :33 pity :3 of ^w^ it, ^-^ Iago! 
O OwO Iago, >w< the :33 pity :3 of ^w^ it, ^-^ Iago! 
UwU IAGO. UwU If :33 you are ;;w;; so ;;w;; fond OwO ovew ;;w;; hew x3 inyiquity, >w< give ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ patent uWu to 
>w< offend, ^-^ fow, >_> if it >_< touch UwU nyot ^.^ you, it ÚwÚ comes uWu nyeaw nobody. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< chop ;;w;; hew uWu into uWu messes. ^w^ Cuckowd me! 
UwU IAGO. OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ in x3 hew. 
x3 OTHEWWO. With mine x3 officew! 
UwU IAGO. xDD That's >_< fouwew. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Get :33 me ÚwÚ some ^.^ poison, OwO Iago, ^w^ this night. >_< I'ww UwU nyot ^-^ expostuwate 
xDD with >w< hew, >_> west ;;w;; hew body ^-^ and beauty ^-^ unpwovide >_> my ;;w;; mind again. ^.^ This 
OwO nyight, Iago. 
UwU IAGO. :3 Do it UwU nyot xDD with ^.^ poison, UwU stwangwe ;;w;; hew ^-^ in ;;w;; hew UwU bed, uWu even >w< the bed 
she hath ÚwÚ contaminyated. 
x3 OTHEWWO. UwU Good, ^.^ good, >w< the ÚwÚ justice :3 of it ^-^ pweases, :3 vewy :33 good. 
UwU IAGO. And for >_> Cassio, let :33 me >_< be ^.^ his >w< undewtakew. You >_< shaww >_> heaw :33 mowe 
:3 by >w< midnyight. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^.^ Excewwent :33 good. ^.^ [A OwO twumpet within.] :3 What OwO twumpet is ^w^ that 
same? 
UwU IAGO. ^w^ Something OwO fwom Venice, ;;w;; suwe. 'Tis xDD Wodovico 
^w^ Come OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. And, see ^-^ youw uWu wife is xDD with ^-^ him. 

^-^ Entew :3 Wodovico, ^w^ Desdemonya, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 

^-^ WODOVICO. >_> God >_< save >w< the ^-^ wowthy general! 
x3 OTHEWWO. With ;;w;; aww >_> my heart, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ WODOVICO. ^.^ The xDD Duke ^-^ and Senators :3 of OwO Venyice >_< gweet ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ Gives xDD him a OwO wettew. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I >_> kiss >w< the ^.^ instwument :3 of their >_> pweasuwes. 
:3 Opens >w< the >_> wettew, ^-^ and >_< weads. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. And what's >w< the OwO nyews, ^w^ good ;;w;; cousin :33 Wodovico? 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I am :3 vewy ^.^ gwad uWu to see ^.^ you, signior; 
>_> Wewcome uWu to >w< Cypwus. 
^-^ WODOVICO. ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ you. UwU How does Lieutenant ^.^ Cassio? 
UwU IAGO. :33 Wives, ^-^ siw. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 Cousin, >_< thewe's ^w^ faww'n between xDD him ^-^ and >_> my lord 
;;w;; An ;;w;; unkind ^w^ bweech; but :33 you >_< shaww uWu make ;;w;; aww ^.^ weww. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Awe :33 you ^w^ suwe :3 of that? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
x3 OTHEWWO. UwU [Weads.] ^.^ "This >_> faiw :33 you UwU nyot uWu to ÚwÚ do, ÚwÚ as :33 you will-" 
^-^ WODOVICO. He >w< did UwU nyot >_> caww; ÚwÚ he's >w< busy ^-^ in >w< the paper. 
Is >w< thewe division 'twixt >_> my lord ^-^ and ^.^ Cassio? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. xDD A :3 most ÚwÚ unhappy ^w^ onye. ^-^ I :3 wouwd do ÚwÚ much 
>_< To :33 atonye them, for >w< the :33 wove ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw uWu to ^.^ Cassio. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Fire ^-^ and >_> bwimstonye! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
x3 OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Awe :33 you wise? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ What, is UwU he uWu angwy? 
^-^ WODOVICO. :3 May >_< be >w< the letter :33 moved xDD him; 
^.^ Fow, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I think, :33 they do UwU command xDD him ;;w;; home, 
:33 Deputing Cassio ^-^ in ^.^ his government. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. By >_> my :33 twoth, ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad on't. 
x3 OTHEWWO. :33 Indeed! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad uWu to see :33 you x3 mad. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 Why, sweet :33 Othewwo? 
x3 OTHEWWO. Devil! Strikes x3 hew. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I have UwU nyot xDD desewved this. 
^-^ WODOVICO. ^w^ My lord, ^w^ this :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be x3 bewieved ^-^ in Venice, 
OwO Though ^-^ I OwO shouwd xDD sweaw ^-^ I xDD saw't. 'Tis :3 vewy ^-^ much. 
Make ;;w;; hew OwO amends; she weeps. 
x3 OTHEWWO. O ÚwÚ deviw, devil! 
UwU If ^w^ that >w< the earth ^-^ couwd teem xDD with :3 woman's ^w^ teaws, 
>_> Each drop she ;;w;; fawws :3 wouwd >_< pwove a x3 cwocodiwe. 
>_> Out :3 of >_> my ^.^ sight! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. uWu [Going.] ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot x3 stay uWu to ^w^ offend ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ WODOVICO. ^w^ Twuwy, :3 an :3 obedient OwO wady. 
^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ youw lordship, UwU caww ;;w;; hew OwO back. 
x3 OTHEWWO. :33 Mistwess! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 What :3 wouwd :33 you xDD with >w< hew, >_> siw? 
^-^ WODOVICO. ^-^ Who, ;;w;; I, >_> my >_> wowd? 
x3 OTHEWWO. x3 Ay, :33 you >w< did :33 wish ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu make ;;w;; hew x3 tuwn. 
x3 Siw, she ^w^ can ^w^ tuwn ^-^ and ;;w;; tuwn, ^-^ and yet ^w^ go ;;w;; on, 
And ^w^ tuwn UwU again; ^-^ and she ^w^ can ÚwÚ weep, sir, ^w^ weep; 
And she's ^.^ obedient, ÚwÚ as :33 you say, ^.^ obedient, 
^w^ Vewy obedient. Proceed :33 you ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^.^ teaws. 
^-^ Concewnying ^w^ this, :3 siw- O OwO weww-painted passion!- 
^-^ I am >_> commanded home. Get :33 you away; 
>_< I'ww ^.^ send for :33 you ;;w;; anyon. x3 Siw, ^-^ I xDD obey >w< the uWu mandate, 
And >w< wiww ^w^ wetuwn uWu to Venice. :33 Hence, :33 avaunt! 
x3 Exit >_< Desdemonya. 
Cassio >_< shaww have >_> my ;;w;; pwace. And, sir, >_> tonyight, 
^-^ I do entreat ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^w^ may ÚwÚ sup together. 
You are uWu wewcome, sir, uWu to >w< Cypwus. ^-^ Goats ^-^ and >_< monkeys! 
Exit. 
^-^ WODOVICO. Is ^w^ this >w< the ^-^ nyobwe :3 Moow whom x3 ouw full Senate 
x3 Caww ;;w;; aww ^-^ in ;;w;; aww sufficient? ^.^ This >w< the ;;w;; nyatuwe 
^-^ Whom passion ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >_< shake? :3 whose uWu sowid virtue 
^.^ The OwO shot :3 of >_< accident >_< nyow >w< dawt :3 of >_> chance 
x3 Couwd ^w^ nyeithew :3 gwaze >_< nyow ^w^ piewce? 
UwU IAGO. He is ÚwÚ much x3 changed. 
^-^ WODOVICO. ;;w;; Awe ^.^ his wits xDD safe? Is UwU he UwU nyot :3 wight :3 of ^.^ bwain? 
UwU IAGO. He's ^w^ that UwU he ^.^ is. ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyot ^-^ bweathe >_> my ;;w;; censuwe 
:3 What UwU he :33 might ^w^ be: >_> if what UwU he :33 might UwU he is not, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu to :3 heaven UwU he x3 wewe! 
^-^ WODOVICO. ^w^ What, ;;w;; stwike ^.^ his xDD wife! 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ Faith, ^w^ that >_> was UwU nyot ;;w;; so :3 weww; yet :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ knyew 
:33 That ^w^ stwoke :3 wouwd >_< pwove >w< the >_< wowst! 
^-^ WODOVICO. Is it ^.^ his ^w^ use? 
>_> Ow >w< did >w< the :33 wettews >w< wowk upon ^.^ his uWu bwood, 
And xDD nyew OwO cweate ^w^ this xDD fauwt? 
UwU IAGO. >_> Awas, ^.^ awas! 
>_> It is UwU nyot uWu honyesty ^-^ in :33 me uWu to UwU speak 
:3 What ^-^ I have seen ^-^ and x3 knyown. You >_< shaww uWu obsewve :3 him, 
And ^.^ his ^-^ own ;;w;; couwses >w< wiww ^.^ denyote xDD him ;;w;; so 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< save >_> my UwU speech. :3 Do but ^w^ go :33 aftew, 
And >_< mawk how UwU he :33 continyues. 
^-^ WODOVICO. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy ^w^ that ^-^ I am deceived ^-^ in ^-^ him. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
xDD A room ^-^ in >w< the castle. 

^-^ Entew Othello ^-^ and UwU Emiwia. 

x3 OTHEWWO. You have seen ;;w;; nyothing, then? 
:3 EMIWIA. >_> Nyow ^-^ evew >w< heawd, >_< nyow ^-^ evew >w< did :3 suspect. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^w^ Yes, :33 you have seen Cassio ^-^ and she together. 
:3 EMIWIA. xDD But :33 then ^-^ I OwO saw xDD nyo >_< hawm, ^-^ and :33 then ^-^ I heard 
>_> Each :33 sywwabwe ^w^ that >_< bweath uWu made :3 up between uWu them. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^w^ What, >w< did :33 they UwU nyevew ^.^ whispew? 
:3 EMIWIA. x3 Nyevew, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
x3 OTHEWWO. >_> Nyow ^.^ send :33 you :33 out uWu o' >w< the >_> way? 
:3 EMIWIA. Nyevew. 
x3 OTHEWWO. >_< To fetch ;;w;; hew OwO fan, ;;w;; hew xDD gwoves, ;;w;; hew >_< mask, >_< nyow :3 nyothing? 
:3 EMIWIA. x3 Nyevew, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
x3 OTHEWWO. xDD That's strange. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^-^ I durst, >_> my lord, uWu to wager she is OwO honyest, 
:3 Way OwO down >_> my ^w^ souw :3 at stake. UwU If :33 you xDD think >w< othew, 
OwO Wemove ^-^ youw >_> thought; it x3 doth ;;w;; abuse ^-^ youw :3 bosom. 
UwU If :33 any UwU wwetch have put ^w^ this ^-^ in ^-^ youw head, 
Let :3 heaven requite it xDD with >w< the serpent's :33 cuwse! 
:3 Fow >_> if she >_< be UwU nyot OwO honyest, ^-^ chaste, ^-^ and ;;w;; twue, 
Thewe's xDD nyo man happy; >w< the :3 puwest :3 of their wives 
Is ÚwÚ fouw ÚwÚ as :33 swandew. 
x3 OTHEWWO. OwO Bid ;;w;; hew come xDD hithew; ^w^ go. x3 Exit UwU Emiwia. 
ÚwÚ She x3 says OwO enyough; yet she's a ÚwÚ simpwe uWu bawd 
:33 That ;;w;; cannyot say ÚwÚ as ^-^ much. ^.^ This is a ^w^ subtwe whore, 
xDD A >_> cwoset ^-^ wock ^-^ and ;;w;; key :3 of >_< viwwainyous OwO secwets. 
And yet >_> she'ww kneel ^-^ and pray; ^-^ I have seen ;;w;; hew ^-^ do't. 

^-^ Entew xDD Desdemonya xDD with UwU Emiwia. 

>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ My lord, what is ^-^ youw will? 
x3 OTHEWWO. Pray, ^.^ chuck, come x3 hithew. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 What is ^-^ youw OwO pweasuwe? 
x3 OTHEWWO. Let :33 me see ^-^ youw >_> eyes; 
ÚwÚ Wook ^-^ in >_> my OwO face. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :3 What horrible UwU fancy's xDD this? 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^w^ [To OwO Emiwia.] ^.^ Some :3 of ^-^ youw xDD function, mistress, 
:33 Weave >_> pwocweants OwO awonye ^-^ and x3 shut >w< the >w< doow; 
>_< Cough, >w< ow ^.^ cwy "hem," >_> if >_< anybody ^-^ come. 
;;w;; Youw :3 mystewy, ^-^ youw uWu mystewy; :33 nyay, :3 dispatch. x3 Exit UwU Emiwia. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Upon >_> my knees, what x3 doth ^-^ youw >_> speech UwU impowt? 
^-^ I understand a ^.^ fuwy ^-^ in ^-^ youw >_< wowds, 
xDD But UwU nyot >w< the :3 wowds. 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 Why, what UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ wife, >_> my lord, ^-^ youw OwO twue ^-^ and loyal ÚwÚ wife. 
x3 OTHEWWO. uWu Come, xDD sweaw ^w^ it, ;;w;; damn xDD thysewf; 
Lest, being OwO wike >w< onye :3 of :33 heaven, >w< the devils >w< themsewves 
^.^ Shouwd ^w^ feaw uWu to seize ;;w;; thee. Therefore >_< be OwO doubwe-damn'd; 
;;w;; Sweaw >w< thou UwU awt OwO honyest. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> Heaven x3 doth >_< twuwy >_< knyow uWu it. 
x3 OTHEWWO. >_> Heaven >_< twuwy UwU knyows ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt x3 fawse ÚwÚ as hell. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_< To whom, >_> my >_> wowd? xDD with whom? how am ^-^ I false? 
x3 OTHEWWO. O x3 Desdemonya! ;;w;; Away! uWu away! uWu away! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ Awas >w< the >_< heavy >w< day! ^.^ Why do :33 you ^-^ weep? 
ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I >w< the ^w^ motive :3 of uWu these ^w^ teaws, >_> my >_> wowd? 
UwU If ÚwÚ hapwy :33 you >_> my father do >_< suspect 
;;w;; An ^.^ instwument :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ youw >_< cawwing OwO back, 
:3 Way UwU nyot ^-^ youw ^w^ bwame on >w< me. UwU If :33 you have :33 wost :3 him, 
:3 Why, ^-^ I have :33 wost xDD him >_< too. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Had it ÚwÚ pweased :3 heaven 
>_< To xDD twy :33 me xDD with UwU affwiction, ^w^ had :33 they >_> wain'd 
;;w;; Aww ;;w;; kinds :3 of >w< sowes ^-^ and ^-^ shames on >_> my uWu bawe head, 
^-^ Steep'd :33 me ^-^ in ;;w;; povewty uWu to >w< the :3 vewy lips, 
ÚwÚ Given uWu to x3 captivity :33 me ^-^ and >_> my utmost ^-^ hopes, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd have x3 found ^-^ in ÚwÚ some :3 pwace :3 of >_> my ^w^ souw 
xDD A drop :3 of :3 patience; OwO but, alas, uWu to uWu make :33 me 
xDD A xDD fixed uWu figuwe for >w< the :3 time :3 of OwO scown 
>_< To point ^.^ his ^-^ swow unmoving finger at! 
^w^ Yet ^-^ couwd ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw ^w^ that OwO too, UwU weww, :3 vewy :3 weww; 
xDD But there, >w< whewe ^-^ I have UwU gawnyew'd :3 up >_> my heart, 
;;w;; Whewe OwO eithew ^-^ I must >_< wive >w< ow ;;w;; beaw xDD nyo ^-^ wife; 
^.^ The UwU fountain OwO fwom >w< the xDD which >_> my OwO cuwwent ^.^ wuns, 
>_> Ow else ^.^ dwies up; uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ discawded uWu thence! 
>_> Ow :3 keep it ÚwÚ as a cistern for ÚwÚ fouw uWu toads 
>_< To xDD knyot ^-^ and gender uWu in! :3 Tuwn thy :33 compwexion there, 
uWu Patience, >w< thou xDD young ^-^ and x3 wose-wipp'd >_< chewubin, 
x3 Ay, there, >w< wook ÚwÚ gwim ÚwÚ as x3 heww! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I hope >_> my ^-^ nyobwe lord x3 esteems :33 me OwO honyest. 
x3 OTHEWWO. OwO O, :33 ay, ÚwÚ as summer :33 fwies are ^-^ in >w< the shambles, 
:33 That >_> quicken uWu even xDD with >_< bwowing. O >w< thou weed, 
>_< Who UwU awt ;;w;; so ^-^ wovewy ^.^ faiw ^-^ and uWu smeww'st ;;w;; so sweet 
:33 That >w< the sense uWu aches :3 at ^-^ thee, :3 wouwd >w< thou ^.^ hadst >w< nye'ew OwO been :3 bown! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> Awas, what ignorant x3 sin have ^-^ I ^w^ committed? 
x3 OTHEWWO. uWu Was ^w^ this ^.^ faiw paper, ^w^ this :3 most goodly ÚwÚ book, 
^-^ Made uWu to xDD wwite uWu "whowe" upon? :3 What ^w^ committed? 
;;w;; Committed? O >w< thou ÚwÚ pubwic commoner! 
^-^ I OwO shouwd uWu make :3 vewy forges :3 of >_> my uWu cheeks, 
:33 That :3 wouwd uWu to >_< cindews burn :3 up modesty, 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I but UwU speak thy ^.^ deeds. :3 What committed! 
>_> Heaven ^w^ stops >w< the x3 nyose :3 at ^w^ it, ^-^ and >w< the moon :3 winks; 
^.^ The ;;w;; bawdy wind, ^w^ that kisses ;;w;; aww it ^-^ meets, 
Is xDD hush'd >_> within >w< the ^.^ howwow mine :3 of >_> eawth, 
And >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> heaw uWu it. :3 What ^w^ committed? 
ÚwÚ Impudent ^.^ stwumpet! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. By :33 heaven, :33 you do :33 me ;;w;; wwong. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Awe UwU nyot :33 you a strumpet? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am a xDD Chwistian. 
UwU If uWu to preserve ^w^ this uWu vessew for >_> my lord 
^w^ Fwom :33 any x3 othew ÚwÚ fouw :3 unwawfuw >_< touch 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot uWu to >_< be a ;;w;; stwumpet, ^-^ I am x3 nyonye. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^w^ What, UwU nyot a :3 whowe? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be >_< saved. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Is't ^-^ possibwe? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO O, :3 heaven x3 fowgive >_> us! 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I ^.^ cwy :33 you :33 mewcy >_> then; 
^-^ I took :33 you for ^w^ that cunning >w< whowe :3 of OwO Venyice 
:33 That married xDD with >_> Othewwo. [Raises ^.^ his x3 voice.] You, mistress, 
:33 That have >w< the :33 office x3 opposite uWu to ^-^ Saint Peter, 
And :3 keep >w< the ^.^ gate :3 of x3 heww! 

^-^ We-entew UwU Emiwia. 

You, ^.^ you, :33 ay, >_> you! 
OwO We have ^w^ donye x3 ouw course; >_< thewe's ^.^ monyey for ^-^ youw xDD pains. 
^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ^w^ tuwn >w< the :3 key, ^-^ and :3 keep x3 ouw UwU counsew. Exit. 
:3 EMIWIA. >_> Awas, what does ^w^ this gentleman >_< conceive? 
UwU How do ^.^ you, uWu madam? UwU How do ^.^ you, >_> my ^w^ good uWu wady? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ Faith, :3 hawf uWu asweep. 
:3 EMIWIA. Good ÚwÚ madam, what's >w< the :3 mattew xDD with >_> my >_> wowd? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. With x3 who? 
:3 EMIWIA. :3 Why, xDD with >_> my lord, OwO madam. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_< Who is thy >_> wowd? 
:3 EMIWIA. He ^w^ that is ^-^ youws, sweet OwO wady. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I have x3 nyonye. :3 Do UwU nyot ^-^ tawk uWu to me, ^.^ Emiwia; 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ weep, >_< nyow answer have ^-^ I none 
xDD But what OwO shouwd ^w^ go :3 by ;;w;; watew. xDD Pwithee, ^w^ tonyight 
:3 Way on >_> my bed >_> my >w< wedding sheets. Remember, 
And UwU caww thy :3 husband x3 hithew. 
:3 EMIWIA. Here's a ^w^ change ^.^ indeed! 
Exit. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. 'Tis meet ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ used ;;w;; so, :3 vewy ÚwÚ meet. 
UwU How have ^-^ I OwO been ÚwÚ behaved, ^w^ that UwU he :33 might >_> stick 
^.^ The ^w^ smaww'st >_> opinyion on >_> my least ;;w;; misuse? 

^-^ We-entew >w< Emiwia xDD with Iago. 

UwU IAGO. :3 What is ^-^ youw ^.^ pweasuwe, uWu madam? UwU How ^w^ is't xDD with :33 you? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot xDD teww. Those ^w^ that do ^-^ teach xDD young babes 
:3 Do it xDD with ÚwÚ gentwe ÚwÚ means ^-^ and >_< easy ^.^ tasks. 
He :33 might have :33 chid :33 me ;;w;; so, for ^-^ in ^w^ good faith, 
^-^ I am a UwU chiwd uWu to chiding. 
UwU IAGO. What's >w< the >w< mattew, uWu wady? 
:3 EMIWIA. >_> Awas, OwO Iago, >_> my lord hath ;;w;; so bewhored >w< hew, 
Thrown >_< such :33 despite ^-^ and >_< heavy >w< tewms upon >w< hew, 
:33 As OwO twue ^-^ heawts ;;w;; cannyot bear. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I ^w^ that ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ Iago? 
UwU IAGO. :3 What ;;w;; nyame, ^.^ faiw uWu wady? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> Such ÚwÚ as she x3 says >_> my lord >w< did say ^-^ I ÚwÚ was. 
:3 EMIWIA. He call'd ;;w;; hew whore; a uWu beggaw ^-^ in ^.^ his drink 
x3 Couwd UwU nyot have OwO waid >_< such >w< tewms upon ^.^ his x3 cawwet. 
UwU IAGO. ^.^ Why >w< did UwU he so? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I do UwU nyot >w< knyow; ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe ^-^ I am none xDD such. 
UwU IAGO. :3 Do UwU nyot ÚwÚ weep, do UwU nyot weep. ^w^ Awas >w< the >w< day! 
:3 EMIWIA. uWu Hath she uWu fowsook ;;w;; so uWu many ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ matches, 
ÚwÚ Hew father ^-^ and ;;w;; hew xDD countwy ^-^ and ;;w;; hew :3 fwiends, 
>_< To >_< be call'd :3 whowe? >w< Wouwd it UwU nyot uWu make >w< onye ^-^ weep? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> It is >_> my >_> wwetched UwU fowtunye. 
UwU IAGO. >_< Beshwew xDD him :3 fow't! 
UwU How ÚwÚ comes ^w^ this trick upon him? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Nay, :3 heaven x3 doth know. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be >_> hang'd, >_> if ÚwÚ some eternal villain, 
^.^ Some >w< busy ^-^ and >w< insinyuating rogue, 
^.^ Some >_> cogging, cozening :33 swave, uWu to x3 get ÚwÚ some ;;w;; office, 
>_< Have UwU nyot UwU devised ^w^ this UwU swandew; >_< I'ww >_< be ;;w;; hang'd ;;w;; ewse. 
UwU IAGO. >w< Fie, >w< thewe is xDD nyo >_< such >_< man; it is xDD impossibwe. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU If :33 any >_< such >w< thewe be, :3 heaven >w< pawdon uWu him! 
:3 EMIWIA. xDD A x3 hawtew >w< pawdon uWu him! And uWu heww >_< gnyaw ^.^ his >_> bonyes! 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd UwU he UwU caww ;;w;; hew :3 whowe? >_< Who xDD keeps ;;w;; hew company? 
:3 What >_> pwace? :3 What ^w^ time? :3 What UwU fowm? :3 What likelihood? 
^.^ The ÚwÚ Moow's ^-^ abused :3 by ÚwÚ some :3 most >_< viwwainyous >_> knyave, 
^.^ Some base OwO nyotowious >_> knyave, ÚwÚ some :33 scuwvy fellow. 
O :33 heaven, ^w^ that >_< such ^-^ companyions :33 thou'wdst >_< unfowd, 
And put ^-^ in >_> evewy uWu honyest UwU hand a ;;w;; whip 
>_< To :3 wash >w< the x3 wascaws naked through >w< the UwU wowwd 
uWu Even OwO fwom >w< the ^w^ east uWu to >w< the west! 
UwU IAGO. OwO Speak >_> within ÚwÚ doow. 
:3 EMIWIA. OwO O, OwO fie upon OwO them! ^.^ Some >_< such >_< squiwe UwU he >_> was 
:33 That OwO tuwn'd ^-^ youw UwU wit >w< the seamy >w< side OwO without, 
And uWu made :33 you uWu to >_< suspect :33 me xDD with >w< the Moor. 
UwU IAGO. You are a xDD foow; ^w^ go :33 to. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. O ^w^ good OwO Iago, 
:3 What >_< shaww ^-^ I do uWu to >w< win >_> my lord >_> again? 
Good ^.^ fwiend, ^w^ go uWu to :3 him, for :3 by ^w^ this :3 wight :3 of :33 heaven, 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot how ^-^ I :33 wost ^-^ him. uWu Hewe ^-^ I kneel: 
UwU If e'er >_> my >w< wiww >w< did ;;w;; twespass uWu 'gainst ^.^ his :33 wove 
>w< Eithew ^-^ in ;;w;; discouwse :3 of :3 thought >w< ow OwO actuaw deed, 
>_> Ow ^w^ that mine uWu eyes, mine >_> eaws, >w< ow :33 any ^w^ sense, 
OwO Dewighted them ^-^ in :33 any x3 othew >_> fowm, 
>_> Ow ^w^ that ^-^ I do UwU nyot yet, ^-^ and ^-^ evew did, 
And ^-^ evew will, though UwU he do shake :33 me off 
>_< To x3 beggawwy ÚwÚ divowcement, :33 wove xDD him dearly, 
Comfort forswear me! >w< Unkindnyess ^w^ may do much, 
And ^.^ his >w< unkindnyess ^w^ may ;;w;; defeat >_> my >_< wife, 
xDD But UwU nyevew >_< taint >_> my :3 wove. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot say OwO "whowe." 
>_> It x3 doth :3 abhow :33 me now ^-^ I UwU speak >w< the word; 
>_< To do >w< the :3 act ^w^ that :33 might >w< the uWu addition UwU eawn 
uWu Nyot >w< the x3 wowwd's >_< mass :3 of vanity ^-^ couwd uWu make >w< me. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >_< be x3 content; ÚwÚ 'tis but ^.^ his :3 humow: 
^.^ The business :3 of >w< the ^.^ state does xDD him x3 offense, 
And UwU he does chide xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU If x3 'twewe xDD nyo :33 othew- 
UwU IAGO. 'Tis but ;;w;; so, ^-^ I warrant. Trumpets within. 
Hark, how uWu these UwU instwuments ^w^ summon uWu to x3 suppew! 
^.^ The messengers :3 of OwO Venyice x3 stay >w< the meat. 
:3 Go :33 in, ^-^ and UwU weep not; ;;w;; aww things >_< shaww >_< be ^.^ weww. 
Exeunt xDD Desdemonya ^-^ and UwU Emiwia. 

^-^ Entew >_< Wodewigo. 

UwU How uWu nyow, :3 Wodewigo! 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^-^ I do UwU nyot find ^w^ that >w< thou dealest justly xDD with >w< me. 
UwU IAGO. :3 What ^-^ in >w< the contrary? 
>_> WODEWIGO. Every x3 day >w< thou daffest :33 me xDD with ÚwÚ some >w< device, ^-^ Iago; ^-^ and 
^w^ wathew, ÚwÚ as it ^-^ seems uWu to :33 me uWu nyow, keepest OwO fwom :33 me ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ convenyiency 
than >_< suppwiest :33 me xDD with >w< the least ^w^ advantage :3 of ^-^ hope. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu indeed 
xDD nyo >_> wongew ^w^ enduwe x3 it; >_< nyow am ^-^ I yet persuaded uWu to put :3 up ^-^ in peace 
what uWu awweady ^-^ I have foolishly ^-^ suffewed. 
UwU IAGO. Will :33 you >_> heaw me, OwO Wodewigo? 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^-^ Faith, ^-^ I have heard x3 too much, for ^-^ youw >_> wowds ^-^ and 
performances are xDD nyo >w< kin together. 
UwU IAGO. You charge :33 me :3 most :3 unjustwy. 
>_> WODEWIGO. With :33 nyought but xDD twuth. ^-^ I have ^w^ wasted myself :33 out :3 of >_> my 
UwU means. ^.^ The >_> jewews :33 you have ^w^ had OwO fwom :33 me uWu to >w< dewivew uWu to xDD Desdemonya 
:3 wouwd :3 hawf have ^-^ cowwupted a votarist. You have >_< towd :33 me she hath 
x3 weceived them ^-^ and uWu wetuwnyed :33 me expectations ^-^ and comforts :3 of xDD sudden 
^w^ wespect ^-^ and ^w^ acquaintance; but ^-^ I find x3 nyonye. 
UwU IAGO. xDD Weww, ^w^ go x3 to, :3 vewy ^.^ weww. 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^w^ Vewy well! ^w^ go to! ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ go x3 to, >_< man; >_< nyow ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot :3 vewy 
^.^ weww. By ^w^ this ;;w;; hand, ^-^ I say ÚwÚ 'tis :3 vewy ^-^ scuwvy, ^-^ and begin uWu to find 
myself >_> fopped ^-^ in uWu it. 
UwU IAGO. ^w^ Vewy ^.^ weww. 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^-^ I tell :33 you ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot :3 vewy ^.^ weww. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make myself known 
uWu to >_< Desdemonya. UwU If she >w< wiww ^w^ wetuwn :33 me >_> my :3 jewews, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give OwO ovew 
>_> my ^-^ suit ^-^ and ^-^ wepent >_> my :3 unwawfuw >w< sowicitation; >_> if not, >_> assuwe 
:33 youwsewf ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< seek >w< satisfaction :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
UwU IAGO. You have ^-^ said UwU nyow. 
>_> WODEWIGO. x3 Ay, ^-^ and ^-^ said OwO nyothing but what ^-^ I >_> pwotest >_> intendment :3 of 
xDD doing. 
UwU IAGO. :3 Why, now ^-^ I see >_< thewe's :3 mettwe ^-^ in ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and uWu even OwO fwom ^w^ this 
>w< instant do >w< buiwd on ÚwÚ thee a xDD bettew >_> opinyion than ^-^ evew OwO befowe. ^w^ Give 
:33 me thy ;;w;; hand, >_< Wodewigo. Thou UwU hast ^.^ taken ÚwÚ against :33 me a :3 most UwU just 
UwU exception; but yet, ^-^ I uWu pwotest, have ^-^ deawt :3 most directly ^-^ in thy 
affair. 
>_> WODEWIGO. >_> It hath UwU nyot OwO appeawed. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I ÚwÚ gwant uWu indeed it hath UwU nyot >_< appeawed, ^-^ and ^-^ youw suspicion is 
UwU nyot :33 without UwU wit ^-^ and ^.^ judgement. >w< But, ^w^ Wodewigo, >_> if >w< thou UwU hast ^w^ that 
^-^ in ÚwÚ thee UwU indeed, xDD which ^-^ I have greater :3 weason uWu to xDD bewieve now than 
UwU evew, ^-^ I UwU mean UwU puwpose, courage, ^-^ and :3 vawow, ^w^ this night ^w^ show x3 it; >_> if 
>w< thou >w< the UwU nyext night following ^.^ enjoy UwU nyot ^w^ Desdemonya, ^w^ take :33 me OwO fwom 
^w^ this UwU wowwd xDD with UwU tweachewy ^-^ and x3 devise ^-^ enginyes for >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
>_> WODEWIGO. xDD Weww, what is it? Is it >_> within :3 weason ^-^ and >w< compass? 
UwU IAGO. x3 Siw, >w< thewe is xDD especiaw >_< commission come OwO fwom OwO Venyice uWu to depute 
Cassio ^-^ in >_> Othewwo's ;;w;; pwace. 
>_> WODEWIGO. Is ^w^ that >w< twue? ^.^ Why :33 then Othello ^-^ and xDD Desdemonya ^w^ wetuwn ;;w;; again 
uWu to Venice. 
UwU IAGO. OwO O, no; UwU he :3 goes uWu into OwO Mauwitanyia, ^-^ and >_> takes xDD away xDD with xDD him >w< the 
^.^ faiw ^w^ Desdemonya, UwU unwess ^.^ his abode >_< be ^-^ wingewed ÚwÚ hewe :3 by ÚwÚ some 
accident; :33 whewein none ^w^ can >_< be ;;w;; so determinate ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ wemoving :3 of 
^.^ Cassio. 
>_> WODEWIGO. UwU How do :33 you ;;w;; mean, ^.^ wemoving :3 of him? 
UwU IAGO. :3 Why, :3 by UwU making xDD him OwO uncapabwe :3 of >_> Othewwo's >_< pwace; ^-^ knyocking :33 out 
^.^ his brains. 
>_> WODEWIGO. And ^w^ that :33 you :3 wouwd have :33 me uWu to do? 
UwU IAGO. x3 Ay, >_> if :33 you dare do :33 youwsewf a ^w^ pwofit ^-^ and a right. He ^w^ sups 
^w^ tonyight xDD with a uWu hawwotwy, ^-^ and ^.^ thithew >w< wiww ^-^ I ^w^ go uWu to ^-^ him. He UwU knyows 
UwU nyot yet :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ honyowabwe UwU fowtunye. UwU If :33 you >w< wiww :33 watch ^.^ his going 
^-^ thence, xDD which ^.^ his >w< wiww ÚwÚ fashion uWu to x3 faww :33 out between xDD twewve ^-^ and 
:3 onye, :33 you ^w^ may ^w^ take xDD him :3 at ^-^ youw ;;w;; pweasuwe; ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be uWu nyeaw uWu to ;;w;; second 
^-^ youw >w< attempt, ^-^ and UwU he >_< shaww x3 faww between :33 us. uWu Come, >_< stand UwU nyot 
amazed :3 at ^w^ it, but ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with x3 me; ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ show :33 you >_< such a 
necessity ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ death ^w^ that :33 you >_< shaww xDD think :33 youwsewf ^.^ bound uWu to put 
it on ^-^ him. >_> It is now >_> high >_> suppew-time, ^-^ and >w< the night grows uWu to 
;;w;; waste. About uWu it. 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> heaw further :3 weason for this. 
UwU IAGO. And :33 you >_< shaww >_< be satisfied. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
UwU Anyothew room ^-^ in >w< the castle. 

^-^ Entew >_< Othewwo, :3 Wodovico, ^w^ Desdemonya, ^w^ Emiwia, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 

^-^ WODOVICO. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, sir, trouble :33 youwsewf xDD nyo further. 
x3 OTHEWWO. OwO O, >w< pawdon x3 me; 'twill do :33 me ^w^ good uWu to >_< wawk. 
^-^ WODOVICO. ^-^ Madam, ^w^ good night; ^-^ I x3 humbwy UwU thank ^-^ youw :3 wadyship. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ;;w;; Youw >_< honyow is :3 most x3 wewcome. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Will :33 you walk, >_> siw? 
:33 O- UwU Desdemonya- 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
x3 OTHEWWO. Get :33 you uWu to bed on >w< the instant; ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be uWu wetuwnyed 
^-^ fowthwith. OwO Dismiss ^-^ youw attendant >_> thewe; >w< wook it >_< be OwO donye. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I will, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
Exeunt >_< Othewwo, :3 Wodovico, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Attendants. 
:3 EMIWIA. UwU How :3 goes it OwO nyow? He OwO wooks gentler than UwU he did. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. He x3 says UwU he >w< wiww ^w^ wetuwn ^-^ incontinyent. 
He hath >_> commanded :33 me uWu to ^w^ go uWu to UwU bed, 
And ^.^ bade :33 me uWu to ÚwÚ dismiss ÚwÚ you. 
:3 EMIWIA. OwO Dismiss ÚwÚ me? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> It >_> was ^.^ his ^w^ bidding; >_< thewefowe, ^w^ good ^w^ Emiwia, 
^w^ Give :33 me >_> my xDD nyightwy >w< weawing, ^-^ and >_> adieu. 
OwO We must UwU nyot now displease ^-^ him. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you ^w^ had UwU nyevew seen uWu him! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. So :3 wouwd UwU nyot xDD I. ^w^ My :33 wove x3 doth ;;w;; so ÚwÚ appwove :3 him, 
:33 That uWu even ^.^ his ^.^ stubbownnyess, ^.^ his checks, ^.^ his :3 fwowns- 
xDD Pwithee, unpin >_> me- have ^.^ gwace ^-^ and favor ^-^ in uWu them. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^-^ I have OwO waid those xDD sheets :33 you ^.^ bade :33 me on >w< the bed. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >w< Aww's ^w^ onye. Good faith, how x3 foowish are x3 ouw x3 minds! 
UwU If ^-^ I do :33 die :33 befowe ^-^ thee, >_> pwithee OwO shwoud :33 me 
^.^ In >w< onye :3 of those ^-^ same sheets. 
:3 EMIWIA. uWu Come, come, :33 you talk. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ My mother ^w^ had a ÚwÚ maid call'd :3 Bawbawy; 
ÚwÚ She >_> was ^-^ in love, ^-^ and UwU he she loved ÚwÚ pwoved uWu mad 
And >w< did forsake x3 hew. ÚwÚ She ^w^ had a ÚwÚ song :3 of uWu "wiwwow"; 
;;w;; An old >_> thing uWu 'twas, but it >_< expwess'd ;;w;; hew ^w^ fowtunye, 
And she ;;w;; died ^.^ singing uWu it. :33 That ÚwÚ song ^w^ tonyight 
Will UwU nyot ^w^ go OwO fwom >_> my mind; ^-^ I have ÚwÚ much uWu to do 
xDD But uWu to ^w^ go ;;w;; hang >_> my ^.^ head ;;w;; aww :3 at >w< onye >w< side 
And ^.^ sing it OwO wike x3 poow ^-^ Bawbawy. xDD Pwithee, :3 dispatch. 
:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ^w^ go fetch ^-^ youw uWu nyightgown? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. x3 Nyo, unpin :33 me uWu hewe. 
^.^ This xDD Wodovico is a xDD pwopew man. 
:3 EMIWIA. xDD A :3 vewy ÚwÚ handsome man. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. He ;;w;; speaks ^.^ weww. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^-^ I >_< knyow a lady ^-^ in OwO Venyice :3 wouwd have walked xDD bawefoot uWu to 
^-^ Pawestinye for a >_< touch :3 of ^.^ his nether ;;w;; wip. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. [Sings.] 

uWu "The x3 poow ^w^ souw :33 sat ;;w;; sighing :3 by a UwU sycamowe x3 twee, 
:33 Sing ;;w;; aww a >_> gween xDD wiwwow; 
ÚwÚ Hew UwU hand on ;;w;; hew UwU bosom, ;;w;; hew ^.^ head on ;;w;; hew >w< knyee, 
:33 Sing ÚwÚ wiwwow, ÚwÚ wiwwow, ^-^ wiwwow. 
^.^ The >_> fwesh x3 stweams ran :3 by >w< hew, ^-^ and murmur'd ;;w;; hew moans, 
:33 Sing ÚwÚ wiwwow, ÚwÚ wiwwow, xDD wiwwow; 
ÚwÚ Hew uWu sawt tears uWu feww OwO fwom >w< hew, ^-^ and soften'd >w< the ÚwÚ stonyes-" 

:3 Way >_< be ;;w;; these- 

[Sings.] :3 "Sing ÚwÚ wiwwow, ÚwÚ wiwwow, >_> wiwwow-" 

xDD Pwithee, >_< hie ;;w;; thee; he'll come anon- 
[Sings.] :3 "Sing ;;w;; aww a >_> gween >w< wiwwow must >_< be >_> my ÚwÚ gawwand. 
Let uWu nyobody ^w^ bwame xDD him; ^.^ his OwO scown ^-^ I >w< appwove-" 

Nay, UwU that's UwU nyot next. Hark, ;;w;; who ^w^ is't ^w^ that >w< knyocks? 
:3 EMIWIA. >_< It's >w< the ÚwÚ wind. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. [Sings.] 

"I call'd >_> my :33 wove x3 fawse love; but what ^-^ said UwU he then? 
:33 Sing ÚwÚ wiwwow, ÚwÚ wiwwow, ^-^ wiwwow. 
UwU If ^-^ I >w< couwt moe ^w^ women, ^.^ you'ww couch xDD with moe ^-^ men-" 

So x3 get ÚwÚ thee gone; ^w^ good night. Mine ^.^ eyes do x3 itch; 
^.^ Doth ^w^ that >_> bode ÚwÚ weeping? 
:3 EMIWIA. 'Tis ^w^ nyeithew ÚwÚ hewe >_< nyow >w< thewe. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I have heard it ^-^ said >_< so. OwO O, uWu these men, uWu these men! 
OwO Dost >w< thou ^-^ in >w< conscience OwO think- tell me, ;;w;; Emiwia- 
:33 That >w< thewe >_< be :33 women do ;;w;; abuse their uWu husbands 
^.^ In >_< such >_< gwoss kind? 
:3 EMIWIA. ;;w;; Thewe >_< be ÚwÚ some xDD such, xDD nyo uWu question. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Wouldst >w< thou do >_< such a deed for ;;w;; aww >w< the >_> wowwd? 
:3 EMIWIA. :3 Why, :3 wouwd UwU nyot :33 you? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. x3 Nyo, :3 by ^w^ this uWu heavenwy light! 
:3 EMIWIA. >_> Nyow ^-^ I ^w^ nyeithew :3 by ^w^ this uWu heavenwy light; ^-^ I :33 might do't ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww 
^.^ i' >w< the ^.^ dawk. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Wouldst >w< thou do >_< such a deed for ;;w;; aww >w< the >_> wowwd? 
:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ The x3 wowwd's a ^w^ huge thing; it is a >_> gweat ^.^ pwice 
:3 Fow a xDD smaww ^.^ vice. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^.^ In :33 twoth, ^-^ I xDD think >w< thou wouldst uWu nyot. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ In :33 twoth, ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I >_< shouwd, ^-^ and uWu undo't uWu when ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO donye. 
x3 Mawwy, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot do >_< such a >_> thing for a ;;w;; joint-wing, >_< nyow for 
ÚwÚ measuwes :3 of lawn, >_< nyow for xDD gowns, xDD petticoats, >_< nyow caps, >_< nyow :33 any 
xDD petty >_> exhibition; OwO but, for >w< the uWu whowe world- OwO why, ;;w;; who :3 wouwd UwU nyot 
uWu make ;;w;; hew :3 husband a ;;w;; cuckowd uWu to uWu make xDD him a monarch? ^-^ I OwO shouwd 
venture >_> puwgatowy ;;w;; fow't. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_< Beshwew me, >_> if ^-^ I :3 wouwd do >_< such a ^-^ wwong 
:3 Fow >w< the uWu whowe world. 
:3 EMIWIA. :3 Why, >w< the ^-^ wwong is but a ^-^ wwong ^.^ i' >w< the :3 wowwd; ^-^ and having >w< the 
UwU wowwd for ^-^ youw labor, ÚwÚ 'tis a ^-^ wwong ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ own world, ^-^ and :33 you 
:33 might quickly uWu make it right. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I do UwU nyot xDD think >w< thewe is :33 any >_< such ^.^ woman. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^w^ Yes, a >w< dozen, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as uWu many uWu to >w< the vantage ÚwÚ as :3 wouwd >_> stowe >w< the 
UwU wowwd :33 they x3 pwayed >_< fow. 
xDD But ^-^ I do xDD think it is their ^.^ husbands' xDD fauwts 
UwU If wives do fall; say ^w^ that :33 they ^-^ swack their >_< duties 
And pour x3 ouw x3 tweasuwes uWu into ^-^ foweign laps, 
>_> Ow else x3 bweak :33 out ^-^ in uWu peevish ^.^ jeawousies, 
Throwing OwO westwaint upon us, >w< ow say :33 they ;;w;; stwike us, 
>_> Ow ^.^ scant x3 ouw uWu fowmew having ^-^ in ;;w;; despite, 
:3 Why, ;;w;; we have >_< gawws, ^-^ and though ;;w;; we have ÚwÚ some ;;w;; gwace, 
^w^ Yet have ;;w;; we ÚwÚ some revenge. Let uWu husbands >_< knyow 
uWu Theiw wives have sense OwO wike ^.^ them; :33 they see ^-^ and x3 smeww 
And have their palates x3 both for sweet ^-^ and xDD souw, 
:33 As uWu husbands >w< have. :3 What is it ^w^ that :33 they do 
When :33 they ^w^ change uWu us for ^-^ othews? Is it sport? 
^-^ I xDD think it ^.^ is. And x3 doth UwU affection ;;w;; bweed it? 
^-^ I xDD think it UwU doth. Is't ^w^ fwaiwty ^w^ that UwU thus ;;w;; ewws? 
>_> It is ;;w;; so >_< too. And have UwU nyot ;;w;; we xDD affections, 
Desires for :33 spowt, ^-^ and ^.^ fwaiwty, ÚwÚ as ^-^ men x3 have? 
UwU Then let them ÚwÚ use uWu us :3 weww; else let them :33 knyow, 
^.^ The ills ;;w;; we ÚwÚ do, their ills instruct uWu us >_< so. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Good OwO nyight, ^w^ good night. >_> Heaven :33 me >_< such uses :33 send, 
uWu Nyot uWu to xDD pick ÚwÚ bad OwO fwom ^w^ bad, but :3 by ÚwÚ bad >_< mend! x3 Exeunt. 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>w< Cypwus. xDD A :33 stweet. 

^-^ Entew Iago ^-^ and xDD Wodewigo: 

UwU IAGO. >_> Hewe, >_< stand x3 behind ^w^ this uWu buwk; straight >w< wiww UwU he ^-^ come. 
>w< Weaw thy ^w^ good ;;w;; wapiew ^w^ bawe, ^-^ and put it home. 
^-^ Quick, quick; ^w^ feaw :3 nyothing; >_< I'ww >_< be :3 at thy :33 ewbow. 
>_> It ^-^ makes us, >w< ow it uWu maws x3 us; xDD think on that, 
And >w< fix :3 most ^w^ fiwm thy >_> wesowution. 
>_> WODEWIGO. ;;w;; Be uWu nyeaw :3 at UwU hand; ^-^ I ^w^ may ^.^ miscawwy ;;w;; in't. 
UwU IAGO. >_> Hewe, :3 at thy ;;w;; hand, >_< be >_> bowd, ^-^ and ^w^ take thy ÚwÚ stand. 
Retires. 
>_> WODEWIGO. ^-^ I have xDD nyo >_> gweat ;;w;; devotion uWu to >w< the >_< deed; 
And yet UwU he hath ÚwÚ given :33 me ^.^ satisfying ^-^ weasons. 
'Tis but a man gone. xDD Fowth, >_> my sword; UwU he :33 dies. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I have rubb'd ^w^ this xDD young >_> quat almost uWu to >w< the ^w^ sense, 
And UwU he grows ^w^ angwy. xDD Nyow, whether UwU he kill >_> Cassio, 
>_> Ow Cassio :3 him, >w< ow uWu each do kill >w< the >w< othew, 
Every x3 way ^-^ makes >_> my ^-^ gain. ÚwÚ Wive ^w^ Wodewigo, 
He >w< cawws :33 me uWu to a ^w^ westitution uWu wawge 
Of >_< gowd ^-^ and >_> jewews ^w^ that ^-^ I x3 bobb'd OwO fwom :3 him, 
:33 As ÚwÚ gifts uWu to ÚwÚ Desdemonya; 
>_> It must UwU nyot OwO be. UwU If Cassio do ÚwÚ wemain, 
He hath a daily beauty ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO wife 
:33 That ^-^ makes :33 me ugly; ^-^ and >_> besides, >w< the :3 Moow 
:3 May :3 unfowd :33 me uWu to xDD him; >w< thewe >_< stand ^-^ I ^-^ in ÚwÚ much UwU pewiw. 
x3 Nyo, UwU he must ^.^ die. Be't >_< so. ^-^ I >_> heaw xDD him coming. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Cassio. 

>_> WODEWIGO. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^.^ his UwU gait; ÚwÚ 'tis >w< he. xDD Viwwain, >w< thou UwU diest! 
uWu Makes a ^w^ pass :3 at ^.^ Cassio. 
;;w;; CASSIO. :33 That ;;w;; thwust ^w^ had OwO been mine enemy UwU indeed, 
xDD But ^w^ that >_> my ÚwÚ coat is xDD bettew than >w< thou ;;w;; knyow'st; 
^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make >_< pwoof :3 of thine. :33 Dwaws, ^-^ and >_< wounds >_< Wodewigo. 
>_> WODEWIGO. OwO O, ^-^ I am ^.^ swain! 
Iago OwO fwom x3 behind >_< wounds Cassio ^-^ in >w< the >w< weg, ^-^ and ^w^ exit. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I am x3 maim'd >_< fowevew. x3 Hewp, uWu ho! ;;w;; Muwthew! ;;w;; Muwthew! 
Falls. 

^-^ Entew >_> Othewwo. 

x3 OTHEWWO. ^.^ The :3 voice :3 of ÚwÚ Cassio; Iago xDD keeps ^.^ his word. 
>_> WODEWIGO. OwO O, ^w^ viwwain ^w^ that ^-^ I ;;w;; am! 
x3 OTHEWWO. >_> It is uWu even >_< so. 
;;w;; CASSIO. OwO O, UwU hewp, uWu ho! Light! xDD A surgeon! 
x3 OTHEWWO. 'Tis >w< he. O ^.^ bwave OwO Iago, uWu honyest ^-^ and OwO just, 
:33 That UwU hast >_< such ^-^ nyobwe sense :3 of thy OwO fwiend's >w< wwong! 
Thou xDD teachest >w< me. Minion, ^-^ youw dear ^w^ wies >_> dead, 
And ^-^ youw ^-^ unbwest >_> fate hies. Strumpet, ^-^ I come! 
Forth :3 of >_> my :33 heawt those uWu chawms, ^w^ thinye uWu eyes, are ^.^ bwotted; 
>w< Thy bed :33 wust-stain'd >_< shaww xDD with ^w^ wust's UwU bwood >_< be UwU spotted. 
Exit. 

^-^ Entew xDD Wodovico ^-^ and :33 Gwatianyo. 

;;w;; CASSIO. ^w^ What, uWu ho! :33 Nyo uWu watch? :33 Nyo >_< passage? ;;w;; Muwthew! ;;w;; Muwthew! 
xDD GWATIANyO. 'Tis ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ mischance; >w< the ^.^ cwy is :3 vewy x3 diwefuw. 
;;w;; CASSIO. OwO O, xDD hewp! 
^-^ WODOVICO. :3 Hawk! 
>_> WODEWIGO. O >_> wwetched >w< viwwain! 
^-^ WODOVICO. >_< Two >w< ow xDD thwee xDD gwoan; it is a >_< heavy night. 
These ^w^ may >_< be :33 countewfeits; let's uWu think't >_< unsafe 
>_< To come ^-^ in uWu to >w< the ^.^ cwy :33 without :33 mowe :33 hewp. 
>_> WODEWIGO. uWu Nyobody come? UwU Then >_< shaww ^-^ I uWu bweed uWu to ^-^ death. 
^-^ WODOVICO. :3 Hawk! 

^-^ We-entew OwO Iago, xDD with a x3 wight. 

xDD GWATIANyO. Here's >w< onye ÚwÚ comes ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 shiwt, xDD with :3 wight ^-^ and OwO weapons. 
UwU IAGO. :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? >_< Whose noise is ^w^ this ^w^ that cries on ÚwÚ muwthew? 
^-^ WODOVICO. OwO We do UwU nyot know. 
UwU IAGO. ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot :33 you >_> heaw a ^-^ cwy? 
;;w;; CASSIO. >_> Hewe, ^w^ hewe! for heaven's xDD sake, :33 hewp me! 
UwU IAGO. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
xDD GWATIANyO. ^.^ This is >_> Othewwo's >w< ancient, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ take uWu it. 
^-^ WODOVICO. ^.^ The ^-^ same uWu indeed; a :3 vewy ^.^ vawiant fellow. 
UwU IAGO. :3 What are :33 you ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ that ^.^ cwy ;;w;; so >_> gwievouswy? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ Iago? OwO O, ^-^ I am x3 spoiw'd, ;;w;; undonye :3 by ^.^ viwwains! 
^w^ Give :33 me ÚwÚ some :33 hewp. 
UwU IAGO. O me, lieutenant! :3 What ;;w;; viwwains have ^w^ donye xDD this? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I xDD think ^w^ that >w< onye :3 of them is :33 heweabout, 
And ;;w;; cannyot uWu make uWu away. 
UwU IAGO. O uWu tweachewous ^.^ viwwains! 
^w^ [To xDD Wodovico ^-^ and ^.^ Gwatianyo.] :3 What are :33 you ÚwÚ thewe? 
^w^ Come ^-^ in ^-^ and >w< give ÚwÚ some :33 hewp. 
>_> WODEWIGO. OwO O, :33 hewp :33 me ^w^ hewe! 
;;w;; CASSIO. xDD That's >w< onye :3 of uWu them. 
UwU IAGO. O murtherous ^w^ swave! O >w< viwwain! 
Stabs >_< Wodewigo. 
>_> WODEWIGO. O ^.^ damn'd ^-^ Iago! O ;;w;; inhuman dog! 
UwU IAGO. Kill ^-^ men ^.^ i' >w< the dark! ;;w;; Whewe >_< be uWu these ÚwÚ bwoody ;;w;; thieves? 
UwU How ;;w;; siwent is ^w^ this OwO town! Ho! ;;w;; Muwthew! ;;w;; Muwthew! 
:3 What ^w^ may :33 you :3 be? ;;w;; Awe :33 you :3 of ^w^ good >w< ow xDD eviw? 
^-^ WODOVICO. :33 As :33 you >_< shaww >_< pwove us, praise :33 us. 
UwU IAGO. :3 Signyiow :33 Wodovico? 
^-^ WODOVICO. x3 He, ^-^ siw. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I ^.^ cwy :33 you mercy. Here's Cassio hurt :3 by x3 viwwains. 
xDD GWATIANyO. ^.^ Cassio? 
UwU IAGO. UwU How :3 is't, brother? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^w^ My xDD weg is cut ^-^ in ^w^ two. 
UwU IAGO. x3 Mawwy, :3 heaven ;;w;; fowbid! 
>_< Wight, uWu gentwemen; >_< I'ww ^w^ bind it xDD with >_> my shirt. 

^-^ Entew Bianca. 

uWu BIANCA. :3 What is >w< the >w< mattew, ^-^ ho? >_< Who ^w^ is't ^w^ that cried? 
UwU IAGO. >_< Who ^w^ is't ^w^ that cried? 
uWu BIANCA. O >_> my dear >_> Cassio, >_> my sweet xDD Cassio! O >_> Cassio, >_> Cassio, 
xDD Cassio! 
UwU IAGO. O OwO nyotabwe ^.^ stwumpet! >_> Cassio, ^w^ may :33 you >_< suspect 
>_< Who :33 they OwO shouwd >_< be ^w^ that have UwU thus ^-^ mangwed :33 you? 
;;w;; CASSIO. >w< Nyo. 
xDD GWATIANyO. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy uWu to find :33 you thus; ^-^ I have OwO been uWu to >w< seek ÚwÚ you. 
UwU IAGO. >_< Wend :33 me a :33 gawtew. UwU So. OwO O, for a chair, 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw xDD him ^w^ easiwy hence! 
uWu BIANCA. >_> Awas, UwU he faints! O >_> Cassio, >_> Cassio, xDD Cassio! 
UwU IAGO. :3 Gentwemen >w< aww, ^-^ I do >_< suspect ^w^ this UwU twash 
>_< To >_< be a party ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO injuwy. 
:33 Patience >_< awhiwe, ^w^ good ^.^ Cassio. uWu Come, uWu come; 
>_< Wend :33 me a x3 wight. x3 Knyow ;;w;; we ^w^ this UwU face >w< ow no? 
>_> Awas, >_> my uWu fwiend ^-^ and >_> my dear countryman 
OwO Wodewigo? ^.^ Nyo- ^-^ yes, ;;w;; suwe. O heaven! >_< Wodewigo. 
xDD GWATIANyO. ^w^ What, :3 of ^w^ Venyice? 
UwU IAGO. uWu Even ÚwÚ he, ^-^ siw. ÚwÚ Did :33 you >_< knyow him? 
xDD GWATIANyO. x3 Knyow uWu him! ay. 
UwU IAGO. :3 Signyiow ^w^ Gwatianyo? ^-^ I ^.^ cwy :33 you ÚwÚ gentwe pardon; 
These ÚwÚ bwoody accidents must >w< excuse >_> my manners, 
:33 That ;;w;; so neglected ÚwÚ you. 
xDD GWATIANyO. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad uWu to see ÚwÚ you. 
UwU IAGO. UwU How do ^.^ you, ^.^ Cassio? OwO O, a chair, a ^w^ chaiw! 
xDD GWATIANyO. :3 Wodewigo! 
UwU IAGO. x3 He, ÚwÚ he, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< he. ^.^ [A uWu chaiw brought x3 in.] OwO O, UwU that's ^w^ weww >_< said: 
>w< the chair. 
^.^ Some ^w^ good man ;;w;; beaw xDD him ;;w;; cawefuwwy OwO fwom OwO hence; 
>_< I'ww fetch >w< the ;;w;; genyewaw's surgeon. ^w^ [To UwU Bianca.] :3 Fow ^.^ you, mistress, 
^.^ Save :33 you ^-^ youw labor. He ^w^ that ^w^ wies OwO swain ;;w;; hewe, >_> Cassio, 
uWu Was >_> my dear ^-^ fwiend; what ÚwÚ mawice >_> was between :33 you? 
;;w;; CASSIO. UwU Nyonye ^-^ in >w< the :3 wowwd; >_< nyow do ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the man. 
UwU IAGO. ^w^ [To UwU Bianca.] ^w^ What, >w< wook :33 you x3 pawe? OwO O, ;;w;; beaw xDD him :33 out uWu o' >w< the >w< aiw. 
Cassio ^-^ and ^w^ Wodewigo are :33 bownye ^.^ off. 
Stay ^.^ you, ^w^ good ;;w;; gentwemen. ÚwÚ Wook :33 you pale, mistress? 
:3 Do :33 you :3 pewceive >w< the gastness :3 of ;;w;; hew >w< eye? 
Nay, >_> if :33 you stare, ;;w;; we >_< shaww >_> heaw :33 mowe ;;w;; anyon. 
ÚwÚ Behowd ;;w;; hew :3 weww; ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >w< wook upon x3 hew. 
:3 Do :33 you see, >_< gentwemen? Nay, UwU guiwtinyess >w< wiww :3 speak, 
OwO Though tongues were :33 out :3 of ^w^ use. 

^-^ Entew UwU Emiwia. 

:3 EMIWIA. x3 'Was, what's >w< the x3 mattew? What's >w< the >w< mattew, :3 husband? 
UwU IAGO. Cassio hath ÚwÚ hewe OwO been ^w^ set on ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ dawk 
By ^w^ Wodewigo, ^-^ and :3 fewwows ^w^ that are uWu 'scaped; 
He's almost slain, ^-^ and ^w^ Wodewigo xDD dead. 
:3 EMIWIA. >_> Awas, ^w^ good >_< gentweman! alas, ^w^ good xDD Cassio! 
UwU IAGO. ^.^ This is >w< the fruit :3 of whoring. xDD Pwithee, ^w^ Emiwia, 
:3 Go >_< knyow :3 of Cassio >w< whewe UwU he UwU supp'd uWu tonyight. 
^w^ What, do :33 you shake :3 at that? 
uWu BIANCA. He UwU supp'd :3 at >_> my house; but ^-^ I x3 thewefowe shake uWu nyot. 
UwU IAGO. OwO O, >w< did UwU he so? ^-^ I charge ^.^ you, ^w^ go xDD with >w< me. 
:3 EMIWIA. >w< Fie, OwO fie upon ^-^ thee, ^.^ stwumpet! 
uWu BIANCA. ^-^ I am xDD nyo ;;w;; stwumpet, but :3 of OwO wife ÚwÚ as uWu honyest 
:33 As :33 you ^w^ that UwU thus ;;w;; abuse >w< me. 
:3 EMIWIA. :33 As ^w^ I! foh! OwO fie upon ^-^ thee! 
UwU IAGO. :33 Kind gentlemen, let's ^w^ go see x3 poow Cassio UwU dwess'd. 
uWu Come, mistress, :33 you must tell's uWu anyothew :3 tawe. 
^w^ Emiwia, run :33 you uWu to >w< the citadel, 
And tell >_> my lord ^-^ and lady what hath ^w^ happ'd! 
Will :33 you ^w^ go on? >w< [Aside.] ^.^ This is >w< the night 
:33 That OwO eithew ^-^ makes :33 me >w< ow ^.^ fowdoes :33 me ^-^ quite. x3 Exeunt. 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
xDD A >_> bedchambew ^-^ in >w< the castle. xDD Desdemonya ^-^ in bed >w< asweep; a :3 wight :33 buwnying. 

^-^ Entew >_> Othewwo. 

x3 OTHEWWO. >_> It is >w< the cause, it is >w< the cause, >_> my >w< souw. 
Let :33 me UwU nyot name it uWu to ^.^ you, :33 you >_> chaste stars! 
>_> It is >w< the cause. ^w^ Yet >_< I'ww UwU nyot xDD shed ;;w;; hew uWu bwood, 
>_> Nyow scar ^w^ that :33 whitew ^-^ skin :3 of :33 hews than UwU snyow 
And OwO smooth ÚwÚ as x3 monyumentaw :33 awabastew. 
^w^ Yet she must ^-^ die, else >_> she'ww :3 betway :33 mowe UwU men. 
xDD Put :33 out >w< the :3 wight, ^-^ and :33 then put :33 out >w< the x3 wight. 
UwU If ^-^ I quench ^-^ thee, >w< thou ÚwÚ fwaming :33 minyistew, 
^-^ I ^w^ can ;;w;; again thy uWu fowmew :3 wight uWu westowe, 
^.^ Shouwd ^-^ I ^-^ wepent x3 me; but once put :33 out thy :3 wight, 
Thou :33 cunnying'st uWu pattewn :3 of ^.^ excewwing UwU nyatuwe, 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot >w< whewe is ^w^ that ÚwÚ Pwomethean ÚwÚ heat 
:33 That ^w^ can thy :3 wight ;;w;; wewume. When ^-^ I have UwU pwuck'd >w< the xDD wose, 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >w< give it ^-^ vitaw UwU gwowth >w< again, 
>_> It must xDD nyeeds ^.^ withew; >_< I'ww x3 smeww it on >w< the xDD twee. UwU Kisses x3 hew. 
OwO O, balmy >w< bweath, ^w^ that dost almost x3 pewsuade 
ÚwÚ Justice uWu to x3 bweak ;;w;; hew sword! uWu Onye ^-^ mowe, >w< onye >_< mowe; 
;;w;; Be UwU thus uWu when >w< thou UwU awt >_> dead, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww kill ^-^ thee, 
And :33 wove ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ aftew. uWu Onye ^-^ mowe, ^-^ and ^w^ this >w< the xDD wast; 
So sweet >_> was >w< nye'ew ;;w;; so x3 fataw. ^-^ I must ÚwÚ weep, 
xDD But :33 they are OwO cwuew :33 teaws; ^w^ this ÚwÚ sowwow's >w< heavenwy, 
>_> It strikes >w< whewe it x3 doth :3 wove. ÚwÚ She UwU wakes. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? :33 Othewwo? 
x3 OTHEWWO. x3 Ay, >_< Desdemonya. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Will :33 you come uWu to UwU bed, >_> my >_> wowd? 
x3 OTHEWWO. >_< Have :33 you xDD pway'd >_> tonyight, ^-^ Desdemonya? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. x3 Ay, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
x3 OTHEWWO. UwU If :33 you bethink :33 youwsewf :3 of :33 any >_> cwime 
;;w;; Unweconciwed ÚwÚ as yet uWu to :3 heaven ^-^ and ;;w;; gwace, 
:33 Sowicit for it straight. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> Awas, >_> my lord, what ^w^ may :33 you UwU mean :3 by that? 
x3 OTHEWWO. xDD Weww, do ^w^ it, ^-^ and >_< be brief; ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ wawk by. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot kill thy xDD unpwepawed ^w^ spiwit. 
x3 Nyo, :3 heaven ^-^ fowfend! ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot kill thy >w< souw. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ Tawk :33 you :3 of >w< kiwwing? 
x3 OTHEWWO. x3 Ay, ^-^ I do. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU Then :3 heaven have :33 mewcy on me! 
x3 OTHEWWO. xDD Amen, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my >_< heawt! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU If :33 you say ;;w;; so, ^-^ I hope :33 you >w< wiww UwU nyot kill >w< me. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Hum! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. And yet ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ^.^ you, for :33 you are OwO fataw :33 then 
When ^-^ youw ^.^ eyes ^-^ woww >_< so. ^.^ Why ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^w^ feaw ^-^ I >_< knyow not, 
;;w;; Since UwU guiwtinyess ^-^ I >_< knyow not; but yet ^-^ I feel ^-^ I >_< feaw. 
x3 OTHEWWO. >w< Think on thy sins. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. xDD They are >_< woves ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
x3 OTHEWWO. x3 Ay, ^-^ and for ^w^ that >w< thou diest. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. :33 That ;;w;; death's unnatural ^w^ that ^.^ kiwws for x3 woving. 
>_> Awas, why >_< gnyaw :33 you ;;w;; so ^-^ youw nether lip? 
^.^ Some ÚwÚ bwoody passion x3 shakes ^-^ youw :3 vewy ;;w;; fwame. 
These are xDD powtents; but yet ^-^ I x3 hope, ^-^ I x3 hope, 
xDD They do UwU nyot point on >w< me. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^w^ Peace, ^-^ and >_< be xDD stiww! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< so. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
x3 OTHEWWO. :33 That >w< handkewchief xDD which ^-^ I ;;w;; so loved ^-^ and ÚwÚ gave ÚwÚ thee 
Thou xDD gavest uWu to ^.^ Cassio. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. x3 Nyo, :3 by >_> my OwO wife ^-^ and soul! 
uWu Send for >w< the ;;w;; man, ^-^ and ask ^-^ him. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ Sweet ^w^ souw, ^w^ take ^-^ heed, 
Take heed :3 of xDD pewjuwy; >w< thou are on thy ^-^ deathbed. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. x3 Ay, but UwU nyot yet uWu to ^.^ die. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^w^ Yes, OwO pwesentwy: 
Therefore x3 confess ÚwÚ thee xDD fweewy :3 of thy sin, 
:3 Fow uWu to uWu deny uWu each >_< awticwe xDD with oath 
^w^ Cannyot >w< wemove >_< nyow choke >w< the strong OwO conception 
:33 That ^-^ I do ^-^ gwoan withal. Thou UwU awt uWu to ^.^ die. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. UwU Then xDD Wowd have :33 mewcy on me! 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I say, amen. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. And have :33 you :33 mewcy too! ^-^ I UwU nyevew >w< did 
OwO Offend :33 you ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ wife; UwU nyevew loved Cassio 
xDD But xDD with >_< such ^-^ genyewaw ÚwÚ wawwanty :3 of :3 heaven 
:33 As ^-^ I :33 might :3 wove. ^-^ I UwU nyevew ÚwÚ gave xDD him >w< token. 
x3 OTHEWWO. By :33 heaven, ^-^ I OwO saw >_> my >w< handkewchief ^-^ in x3 's ;;w;; hand. 
O x3 pewjuwed woman! Thou dost >w< stonye >_> my heart, 
And :33 makest :33 me UwU caww what ^-^ I >_> intend uWu to do 
xDD A UwU muwthew, xDD which ^-^ I :3 thought a ÚwÚ sacwifice. 
^-^ I OwO saw >w< the uWu handkewchief. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. He x3 found it >_> then; 
^-^ I UwU nyevew ÚwÚ gave it ^-^ him. uWu Send for xDD him xDD hithew; 
Let xDD him x3 confess a xDD twuth. 
x3 OTHEWWO. He hath ^.^ confess'd. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. ^w^ What, >_> my >_> wowd? 
x3 OTHEWWO. :33 That UwU he hath ^-^ used ;;w;; thee. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. How? :3 unwawfuwwy? 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^w^ Ay. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. He >w< wiww UwU nyot say >_< so. 
x3 OTHEWWO. x3 Nyo, ^.^ his uWu mouth is ^.^ stopp'd; 
Honest Iago hath xDD ta'en UwU owdew ;;w;; fow't. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO O, >_> my ^w^ feaw >_< intewpwets! ^w^ What, is UwU he dead? 
x3 OTHEWWO. Had ;;w;; aww ^.^ his uWu haiws OwO been x3 wives, >_> my >_> gweat >_< wevenge 
Had stomach for them ÚwÚ aww. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >_> Awas, UwU he is uWu betway'd, ^-^ and ^-^ I :33 undonye! 
x3 OTHEWWO. xDD Out, ^.^ stwumpet! ;;w;; Weep'st >w< thou for xDD him uWu to >_> my xDD face? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO O, banish me, >_> my lord, but kill :33 me not! 
x3 OTHEWWO. Down, ^.^ stwumpet! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. Kill :33 me tomorrow; let :33 me >_< wive ^-^ tonyight! 
x3 OTHEWWO. Nay, >_> if :33 you strive- 
>w< DESDEMONyA. xDD But :3 hawf :3 an :33 houw! 
x3 OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Being x3 donye, >w< thewe is xDD nyo x3 pause. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. xDD But :33 whiwe ^-^ I say >w< onye OwO pwayew! 
x3 OTHEWWO. >_> It is x3 too x3 wate. He stifles x3 hew. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ [Within.] ^w^ My lord, >_> my lord! ^w^ What, uWu ho! >_> my lord, >_> my lord! 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 What noise is xDD this? uWu Nyot dead? UwU nyot yet :3 quite dead? 
^-^ I ^w^ that am OwO cwuew am yet merciful; 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have ÚwÚ thee >w< wingew ^-^ in thy x3 pain. 
;;w;; So, >_< so. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ [Within.] ^w^ What, uWu ho! >_> my lord, >_> my lord! 
x3 OTHEWWO. :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? 
:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ [Within.] OwO O, ^w^ good >_> my lord, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU speak a :3 wowd xDD with >_> you! 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^w^ Yes, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU Emiwia. By ^-^ and by. >_< She's xDD dead. 
'Tis OwO wike she ÚwÚ comes uWu to UwU speak :3 of ^w^ Cassio's ^-^ death. 
^.^ The noise >_> was uWu hewe. Ha! xDD nyo :33 mowe moving? 
UwU Stiww ÚwÚ as >w< the :33 gwave. ÚwÚ Shaww she come in? :3 wewe't :3 good? 
^-^ I xDD think she stirs again. >w< Nyo. What's uWu best uWu to do? 
UwU If she come :33 in, >_> she'ww ^w^ suwe UwU speak uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
^w^ My xDD wife! ^w^ My xDD wife! :3 What :33 wife? ^-^ I have xDD nyo ÚwÚ wife. 
OwO O, OwO insuppowtabwe! O >_< heavy :33 houw! 
xDD Methinks it OwO shouwd >_< be now a ^w^ huge UwU ecwipse 
Of sun ^-^ and moon, ^-^ and ^w^ that >w< the ^.^ affwighted globe 
^.^ Shouwd ^.^ yawn :3 at alteration. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^.^ [Within.] ^-^ I do uWu beseech :33 you 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU speak xDD with ^.^ you, OwO O, ^w^ good >_> my lord! 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 fowgot ;;w;; thee. OwO O, come :33 in, UwU Emiwia. 
^w^ Soft, :3 by ^-^ and by. Let :33 me >w< the uWu cuwtains draw. 
;;w;; Whewe UwU awt ^.^ thou? >_< Unwocks >w< the ÚwÚ doow. 

^-^ Entew UwU Emiwia. 

What's >w< the :3 mattew xDD with ÚwÚ thee OwO nyow? 
:3 EMIWIA. OwO O, >_> my ^w^ good lord, >w< yondew's ÚwÚ fouw murthers >_> donye! 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^w^ What, OwO nyow? 
:3 EMIWIA. xDD But uWu nyow, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
x3 OTHEWWO. >_> It is >w< the :3 vewy :3 ewwow :3 of >w< the ^w^ moon; 
ÚwÚ She ÚwÚ comes :33 mowe UwU nyeawew earth than she >_> was UwU wont 
And ^-^ makes ^-^ men x3 mad. 
:3 EMIWIA. >_> Cassio, >_> my lord, hath kill'd a xDD young >_< Venyetian 
uWu Caww'd >_< Wodewigo. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^w^ Wodewigo >_< kiww'd? 
And Cassio >_< kiww'd? 
:3 EMIWIA. x3 Nyo, Cassio is UwU nyot :3 kiww'd. 
x3 OTHEWWO. uWu Nyot Cassio xDD kiww'd! UwU Then xDD muwthew's :33 out :3 of tune, 
And sweet >_< wevenge grows :33 hawsh. 
>w< DESDEMONyA. OwO O, falsely, xDD fawsewy xDD muwthew'd! 
:3 EMIWIA. >_> Awas, what ^.^ cwy is that? 
x3 OTHEWWO. >_> That? UwU what? 
:3 EMIWIA. xDD Out, ^-^ and ^.^ awas! :33 That >_> was >_> my ^w^ wady's >_> voice. 
>w< Hewp! UwU hewp, uWu ho! xDD hewp! O xDD wady, UwU speak ;;w;; again! 
^-^ Sweet x3 Desdemonya! O sweet mistress, >w< speak! 
>w< DESDEMONyA. xDD A ÚwÚ guiwtwess ÚwÚ death ^-^ I ^.^ die. 
:3 EMIWIA. OwO O, ;;w;; who hath ^w^ donye ^w^ this >w< deed? 
>w< DESDEMONyA. >w< Nyobody; ^-^ I uWu mysewf. Farewell; 
Commend :33 me uWu to >_> my uWu kind ^-^ wowd. OwO O, OwO faweweww! :33 Dies. 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 Why, how OwO shouwd she >_< be murther'd? 
:3 EMIWIA. >_> Awas, ;;w;; who knows? 
x3 OTHEWWO. You heard ;;w;; hew say >_> hewsewf, it >_> was UwU nyot xDD I. 
:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ She ^-^ said uWu so; ^-^ I must xDD nyeeds >_< wepowt >w< the xDD twuth. 
x3 OTHEWWO. >_< She's OwO wike a x3 wiaw ^w^ gonye uWu to burning ^.^ heww; 
>_< 'Twas ^-^ I ^w^ that kill'd x3 hew. 
:3 EMIWIA. OwO O, >w< the :33 mowe >w< angew ^.^ she, 
And :33 you >w< the ^.^ bwackew devil! 
x3 OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ She OwO tuwn'd uWu to >w< fowwy, ^-^ and she >_> was a OwO whowe. 
:3 EMIWIA. Thou dost ^w^ bewie >w< hew, ^-^ and >w< thou UwU awt a ^w^ deviw. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ She >_> was x3 fawse ÚwÚ as ;;w;; watew. 
:3 EMIWIA. Thou UwU awt >_> wash ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ fiwe, uWu to say 
:33 That she >_> was UwU fawse. OwO O, she >_> was uWu heavenwy uWu twue! 
x3 OTHEWWO. Cassio >w< did OwO top :3 hew; ask thy :3 husband ;;w;; ewse. 
OwO O, ^-^ I were ^.^ damn'd beneath ;;w;; aww ^-^ depth ^-^ in uWu heww, 
xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< did uWu pwoceed upon UwU just :33 gwounds 
>_< To ^w^ this xDD extwemity. >w< Thy :3 husband ^-^ knyew it ÚwÚ aww. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^w^ My :3 husband? 
x3 OTHEWWO. >w< Thy xDD husband. 
:3 EMIWIA. :33 That she >_> was x3 fawse uWu to wedlock? 
x3 OTHEWWO. x3 Ay, xDD with ^.^ Cassio. Nay, ^w^ had she OwO been ;;w;; twue, 
UwU If :3 heaven :3 wouwd uWu make :33 me >_< such uWu anyothew UwU wowwd 
Of >w< onye xDD entiwe ^-^ and UwU pewfect ^.^ chwysowite, 
>w< I'wd UwU nyot have sold ;;w;; hew for uWu it. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^w^ My :3 husband? 
x3 OTHEWWO. x3 Ay, x3 'twas UwU he ^w^ that >_< towd :33 me first. 
;;w;; An uWu honyest man UwU he UwU is, ^-^ and ^.^ hates >w< the ;;w;; swime 
:33 That OwO sticks on :33 fiwthy ^.^ deeds. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^w^ My :3 husband? 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 What xDD nyeeds ^w^ this uWu itewation, ÚwÚ woman? ^-^ I say thy xDD husband. 
:3 EMIWIA. O mistress, ^-^ viwwainy hath uWu made ;;w;; mocks xDD with love! 
^w^ My :3 husband say ^w^ that she >_> was >_< fawse! 
x3 OTHEWWO. x3 He, ^w^ woman; 
^-^ I say thy xDD husband. OwO Dost understand >w< the >w< wowd? 
^w^ My ^.^ fwiend, thy :3 husband, OwO honyest, uWu honyest Iago. 
:3 EMIWIA. UwU If UwU he say ;;w;; so, ^w^ may ^.^ his uWu pewnyicious ^w^ souw 
UwU Wot :3 hawf a UwU gwain a >w< day! He ^w^ wies uWu to >w< the >w< heawt. 
ÚwÚ She >_> was x3 too ;;w;; fond :3 of ;;w;; hew :3 most :33 fiwthy x3 bawgain. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Ha! 
:3 EMIWIA. :3 Do thy worst; 
^.^ This deed :3 of ^w^ thinye is xDD nyo :33 mowe ^-^ wowthy :3 heaven 
uWu Than >w< thou uWu wast ^-^ wowthy x3 hew. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^w^ Peace, :33 you were ^.^ best. 
:3 EMIWIA. Thou UwU hast UwU nyot :3 hawf ^w^ that ÚwÚ powew uWu to do :33 me ^-^ hawm 
:33 As ^-^ I have uWu to >_< be >w< huwt. O ;;w;; guww! O ^w^ dowt! 
:33 As ignorant ÚwÚ as ^-^ diwt! Thou UwU hast ^w^ donye a ^.^ deed- 
^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot for thy sword; >_< I'ww uWu make ÚwÚ thee >w< knyown, 
OwO Though ^-^ I :33 wost twenty :3 wives. >w< Hewp! UwU hewp, uWu ho! xDD hewp! 
^.^ The :3 Moow hath kill'd >_> my x3 mistwess! x3 Muwthew, >_> muwthew! 

^-^ Entew x3 Montanyo, >_< Gwatianyo, OwO Iago, ^-^ and >_> othews. 

MONTANO. :3 What is >w< the x3 mattew? UwU How uWu nyow, ;;w;; genyewaw? 
:3 EMIWIA. OwO O, are :33 you come, ^-^ Iago? You have ^w^ donye UwU weww, 
:33 That ^-^ men must lay their murthers on ^-^ youw uWu nyeck. 
xDD GWATIANyO. :3 What is >w< the x3 mattew? 
:3 EMIWIA. OwO Dispwove ^w^ this villain, >_> if >w< thou >w< be'st a man. 
He x3 says >w< thou >_< towd'st xDD him ^w^ that ^.^ his uWu wife >_> was false; 
^-^ I >_< knyow >w< thou didst not, x3 thou'wt UwU nyot >_< such a OwO viwwain. 
Speak, for >_> my :33 heawt is uWu fuww. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I >_< towd xDD him what ^-^ I ;;w;; thought, ^-^ and >_< towd xDD nyo :33 mowe 
uWu Than what UwU he x3 found himself >_> was :3 apt ^-^ and :3 twue. 
:3 EMIWIA. xDD But >w< did :33 you ^-^ evew tell xDD him she >_> was false? 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I did. 
:3 EMIWIA. You >_< towd a lie, :3 an x3 odious, uWu damnyed >_< wie; 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my ^w^ souw, a lie, a >_> wicked ^w^ wie! 
ÚwÚ She x3 fawse xDD with ^.^ Cassio? ÚwÚ Did :33 you say xDD with ^.^ Cassio? 
UwU IAGO. With >_> Cassio, mistress. :3 Go x3 to, :3 chawm ^-^ youw ;;w;; tongue. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot :3 chawm >_> my tongue; ^-^ I am ^.^ bound uWu to ^w^ speak. 
^w^ My ÚwÚ mistwess ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ wies ;;w;; muwthew'd ^-^ in ;;w;; hew bed- 
OwO AWW. O heavens ^-^ fowfend! 
:3 EMIWIA. And ^-^ youw UwU wepowts have ^w^ set >w< the ^w^ muwthew >_< on. 
x3 OTHEWWO. Nay, stare not, masters; it is OwO twue indeed. 
xDD GWATIANyO. 'Tis a ^-^ stwange xDD twuth. 
MONTANO. O monstrous xDD act! 
:3 EMIWIA. xDD Viwwainy, ^.^ viwwainy, OwO viwwainy! 
^-^ I xDD think UwU upon't, ^-^ I think, ^-^ I uWu smeww't, O OwO viwwainy! 
^-^ I :3 thought ;;w;; so ^w^ then. >_< I'ww kill myself for grief. 
O ^.^ viwwainy, OwO viwwainy! 
UwU IAGO. ^w^ What, are :33 you :3 mad? ^-^ I charge ^.^ you, x3 get :33 you home. 
:3 EMIWIA. Good gentlemen, let :33 me have uWu weave uWu to uWu speak; 
'Tis xDD pwopew ^-^ I xDD obey :3 him, but UwU nyot UwU nyow. 
;;w;; Pewchance, OwO Iago, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< nye'ew ^w^ go home. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ O! ÚwÚ O! ÚwÚ O! Falls on >w< the bed. 
:3 EMIWIA. Nay, lay ÚwÚ thee OwO down ^-^ and OwO woaw; 
:3 Fow >w< thou UwU hast kill'd >w< the sweetest xDD innyocent 
:33 That e'er >w< did lift :3 up >w< eye. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ [Wises.] OwO O, she >_> was foul! 
^-^ I scarce >w< did >_< knyow ^.^ you, >_> uncwe; >w< thewe ^w^ wies ^-^ youw ÚwÚ nyiece, 
>_< Whose >_< bweath uWu indeed uWu these >w< hands have OwO nyewwy uWu stopp'd. 
^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ this :3 act :3 shows horrible ^-^ and xDD gwim. 
xDD GWATIANyO. >_> Poow :33 Desdemon! ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad thy >_> fathew's xDD dead. 
>w< Thy ^.^ match >_> was x3 mowtaw uWu to :3 him, ^-^ and >_> puwe grief 
^.^ Showe ^.^ his old xDD thwead ^-^ in ;;w;; twain; >w< did UwU he >_< wive uWu nyow, 
^.^ This :33 sight :3 wouwd uWu make xDD him do a :33 despewate ;;w;; tuwn, 
x3 Yea, xDD cuwse ^.^ his xDD bettew >w< angew OwO fwom ^.^ his x3 side, 
And x3 faww uWu to :33 wepwobation. 
x3 OTHEWWO. 'Tis pitiful, but yet Iago UwU knyows 
:33 That she xDD with Cassio hath >w< the :3 act :3 of OwO shame 
xDD A >_> thousand xDD times UwU committed. Cassio ^.^ confess'd ^w^ it, 
And she >w< did :33 gwatify ^.^ his amorous xDD wowks 
With ^w^ that :3 wecognyizance ^-^ and pledge :3 of :33 wove 
Which ^-^ I >_> fiwst ÚwÚ gave x3 hew. ^-^ I OwO saw it ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; hand, 
>_> It >_> was a OwO handkewchief, :3 an ^-^ antique ÚwÚ token 
^w^ My father ÚwÚ gave >_> my x3 mothew. 
:3 EMIWIA. O heaven! O uWu heavenwy >_> powews! 
UwU IAGO. >w< 'Zounds! x3 Howd ^-^ youw >_< peace. 
:3 EMIWIA. >_> 'Twiww x3 out, x3 'twiww. ^-^ I uWu peace? 
x3 Nyo, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU speak ÚwÚ as liberal ÚwÚ as >w< the uWu nyowth; 
Let :3 heaven ^-^ and ^-^ men ^-^ and :3 deviws, let them >w< aww, 
:33 Aww, >w< aww, ^.^ cwy OwO shame ÚwÚ against me, yet >_< I'ww ^w^ speak. 
UwU IAGO. ;;w;; Be UwU wise, ^-^ and x3 get :33 you home. 
:3 EMIWIA. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu nyot. 
Iago offers uWu to xDD stab UwU Emiwia. 
xDD GWATIANyO. xDD Fie! 
;;w;; Youw >_< swowd upon a ÚwÚ woman? 
:3 EMIWIA. O >w< thou ^.^ duww uWu Moow! :33 That >w< handkewchief >w< thou ^-^ speak'st :3 of 
^-^ I x3 found :3 by xDD fowtunye ^-^ and >w< did >w< give >_> my :3 husband, 
:3 Fow x3 often xDD with a solemn uWu eawnyestnyess, 
x3 Mowe than uWu indeed x3 bewong'd uWu to >_< such a :3 twifwe, 
He begg'd :3 of :33 me uWu to >_> steaw uWu it. 
UwU IAGO. Villainous whore! 
:3 EMIWIA. ÚwÚ She >w< give it ^.^ Cassio? x3 Nyo, alas, ^-^ I x3 found ^w^ it, 
And ^-^ I >w< did ^.^ give't >_> my xDD husband. 
UwU IAGO. Filth, >w< thou liest! 
:3 EMIWIA. By :33 heaven, ^-^ I do not, ^-^ I do not, ;;w;; gentwemen. 
O murtherous UwU coxcomb! :3 What OwO shouwd >_< such a UwU foow 
:3 Do xDD with ;;w;; so ^w^ good a :33 wife? 
x3 OTHEWWO. ;;w;; Awe >w< thewe UwU nyot ^.^ stonyes ^-^ in :3 heaven 
xDD But what >_> sewve for thunder? >_> Pwecious >w< viwwain! 
He UwU wuns :3 at OwO Iago, but :3 Montanyo 
:3 disawms ^-^ him. Iago >_> stabs UwU Emiwia. 
xDD GWATIANyO. ^.^ The woman >_< fawws; ^.^ suwe, UwU he hath kill'd ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
:3 EMIWIA. x3 Ay, >w< ay! OwO O, lay :33 me :3 by >_> my uWu mistwess' uWu side. x3 Exit Iago. 
xDD GWATIANyO. He's gone, but ^.^ his >w< wife's :3 kiww'd. 
MONTANO. 'Tis a OwO nyotowious OwO viwwain. Take :33 you ^w^ this weapon, 
Which ^-^ I have ÚwÚ hewe xDD wecovew'd OwO fwom >w< the Moor. 
uWu Come, :3 guawd >w< the :33 doow ÚwÚ without; let xDD him UwU nyot ^-^ pass, 
xDD But kill xDD him ;;w;; wathew. >_< I'ww after ^w^ that ^-^ same villain, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis a uWu damnyed ;;w;; swave. Exeunt ;;w;; aww but Othello ^-^ and UwU Emiwia. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^.^ vawiant neither, 
xDD But >_> evewy puny OwO whipstew >_< gets >_> my sword. 
xDD But why OwO shouwd >_< honyow ^w^ outwive ^.^ honyesty? 
Let it ^w^ go ÚwÚ aww. 
:3 EMIWIA. :3 What >w< did thy ÚwÚ song ^w^ bode, uWu wady? 
Hark, >_> canst >w< thou >_> heaw ÚwÚ me? ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu pway >w< the >_> swan, 
And :33 die ^-^ in music. [Sings.] "Willow, ÚwÚ wiwwow, :3 wiwwow." 
x3 Moow, she >_> was OwO chaste; she loved ^-^ thee, OwO cwuew >_> Moow; 
So come >_> my ^w^ souw uWu to ^w^ bwiss, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I UwU speak OwO twue; 
So ^w^ speaking ÚwÚ as ^-^ I think, ^-^ I ^-^ die, ^-^ I ^.^ die. :33 Dies. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I have uWu anyothew ;;w;; weapon ^-^ in ^w^ this >_< chambew; 
>_> It is a >_< swowd :3 of Spain, >w< the ice-brook's temper- 
OwO O, ÚwÚ hewe it ^.^ is. x3 Uncwe, ^-^ I must come forth. 
xDD GWATIANyO. ^.^ [Within.] UwU If >w< thou ;;w;; attempt ^w^ it, it >w< wiww cost ÚwÚ thee x3 deaw. 
Thou UwU hast xDD nyo weapon, ^-^ and UwU pewfowce must :33 suffew. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ÚwÚ Wook ^-^ in upon :33 me uWu then, ^-^ and UwU speak xDD with me, 
^w^ Ow, naked ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am, ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 assauwt ;;w;; thee. 

^-^ We-entew :33 Gwatianyo. 

xDD GWATIANyO. :3 What is >w< the x3 mattew? 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^.^ Behowd, ^-^ I have a ÚwÚ weapon; 
xDD A xDD bettew UwU nyevew >w< did ^w^ itsewf >_< sustain 
ÚwÚ Upon a >_< sowdiew's xDD thigh. ^-^ I have seen >w< the x3 day 
:33 That xDD with ^w^ this ^-^ wittwe ;;w;; awm ^-^ and ^w^ this ^w^ good >_< swowd 
^-^ I have uWu made >_> my x3 way through :33 mowe >w< impediments 
uWu Than twenty xDD times ^-^ youw stop. >w< But, O uWu vain ;;w;; boast! 
>_< Who ^w^ can UwU contwow ^.^ his >w< fate? 'Tis UwU nyot ;;w;; so UwU nyow. 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot afraid, though :33 you do see :33 me >_> weapon'd; 
uWu Hewe is >_> my ^-^ jouwnyey's ^w^ end, ÚwÚ hewe is >_> my OwO butt 
And :3 vewy ^w^ sea-mawk :3 of >_> my utmost :3 saiw. 
:3 Do :33 you ^w^ go >_< back >_> dismay'd? 'Tis a :33 wost >_< feaw. 
^-^ Man but a OwO wush ÚwÚ against >_> Othewwo's breast, 
And UwU he >_< wetiwes. ;;w;; Whewe OwO shouwd Othello uWu go? 
xDD Nyow, how dost >w< thou >w< wook OwO nyow? O ;;w;; iww-staww'd wench! 
ÚwÚ Pawe ÚwÚ as thy smock! When ;;w;; we >_< shaww meet :3 at compt, 
^.^ This >w< wook :3 of ^w^ thinye >w< wiww hurl >_> my ^w^ souw OwO fwom :33 heaven, 
And :3 fiends >w< wiww >_> snyatch :3 at uWu it. Cold, >_> cowd, >_> my >_< giww? 
uWu Even OwO wike thy chastity. O ^.^ cuwsed, cursed ^w^ swave! 
Whip me, xDD ye :3 deviws, 
^w^ Fwom >w< the ^w^ possession :3 of ^w^ this uWu heavenwy ^.^ sight! 
xDD Bwow :33 me uWu about ^-^ in >_> winds! >_< Woast :33 me ^-^ in ^w^ suwphuw! 
uWu Wash :33 me ^-^ in UwU steep-down uWu guwfs :3 of liquid ÚwÚ fiwe! 
O :33 Desdemon! >_> dead, :33 Desdemon! ;;w;; dead! 
ÚwÚ O! ÚwÚ O! ÚwÚ O! 

^-^ Entew :3 Wodovico, x3 Montanyo, Cassio UwU cawwied ^-^ in a chair, 
^-^ and Officers xDD with OwO Iago, prisoner. 

^-^ WODOVICO. ;;w;; Whewe is ^w^ this >_> wash ^-^ and :3 most unfortunate man? 
x3 OTHEWWO. xDD That's UwU he ^w^ that >_> was >_> Othewwo. uWu Hewe ^-^ I >w< am. 
^-^ WODOVICO. ;;w;; Whewe is ^w^ that ^w^ vipew? xDD Bwing >w< the ^w^ viwwain forth. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I >w< wook OwO down ^.^ towawds ^.^ his uWu feet; but UwU that's a ^-^ fabwe. 
UwU If ^w^ that >w< thou >w< be'st a ÚwÚ deviw, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot kill ;;w;; thee. uWu Wounds Iago. 
^-^ WODOVICO. :3 Wwench ^.^ his >_< swowd OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
UwU IAGO. ^-^ I ^-^ bweed, sir, but UwU nyot :3 kiww'd. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I am UwU nyot >w< sowwy neither. >w< I'wd have ÚwÚ thee >_< wive, 
^.^ Fow, ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ sense, ÚwÚ 'tis happiness uWu to ^.^ die. 
^-^ WODOVICO. O >w< thou >_< Othewwo, ^w^ that ^-^ wewt once ;;w;; so ^.^ good, 
^w^ Faww'n ^-^ in >w< the UwU pwactice :3 of a uWu damnyed :33 swave, 
:3 What >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ said uWu to uWu thee? 
x3 OTHEWWO. :3 Why, :33 anything; 
;;w;; An ^-^ honyowabwe murtherer, >_> if :33 you will, 
:3 Fow :33 nyought >w< did ^-^ I ^-^ in hate, but ;;w;; aww ^-^ in uWu honyow. 
^-^ WODOVICO. ^.^ This UwU wwetch hath ^.^ pawt ^.^ confess'd ^.^ his UwU viwwainy. 
ÚwÚ Did :33 you ^-^ and UwU he consent ^-^ in ^w^ Cassio's death? 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^w^ Ay. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ Deaw general, ^-^ I UwU nyevew ÚwÚ gave :33 you cause. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I do xDD bewieve ^w^ it, ^-^ and ^-^ I ask ^-^ youw xDD pawdon. 
Will ^.^ you, ^-^ I pray, demand ^w^ that :3 demi-deviw 
^.^ Why UwU he hath UwU thus >_> ensnyawed >_> my ^w^ souw ^-^ and ^-^ body? 
UwU IAGO. uWu Demand :33 me :3 nyothing; what :33 you :33 knyow, :33 you know. 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ this :3 time ^-^ fowth ^-^ I UwU nyevew >w< wiww UwU speak word. 
^-^ WODOVICO. ^w^ What, UwU nyot uWu to pray? 
xDD GWATIANyO. Torments >w< wiww OwO ope ^-^ youw ^-^ wips. 
x3 OTHEWWO. xDD Weww, >w< thou dost ^.^ best. 
^-^ WODOVICO. x3 Siw, :33 you >_< shaww understand what hath :33 befaww'n, 
Which, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I think, :33 you >_< knyow uWu nyot. uWu Hewe is a letter 
x3 Found ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ pocket :3 of >w< the OwO swain ^w^ Wodewigo, 
And ÚwÚ hewe x3 anyothew. ^.^ The >w< onye :3 of them :3 impowts 
^.^ The ÚwÚ death :3 of Cassio uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ undewtook 
By >_< Wodewigo. 
x3 OTHEWWO. O >w< viwwain! 
;;w;; CASSIO. uWu Most ;;w;; heathenyish ^-^ and :3 most UwU gwoss! 
^-^ WODOVICO. :3 Nyow >_> hewe's uWu anyothew discontented paper, 
x3 Found ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ pocket too; ^-^ and ^w^ this, it UwU seems, 
^w^ Wodewigo OwO meant uWu to have >_> sent ^w^ this uWu damnyed >_< viwwain; 
xDD But that, :3 bewike, Iago ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; intewim 
>_< Came ^-^ in ^-^ and >_< satisfied ^-^ him. 
x3 OTHEWWO. O >w< the uWu pewnyicious caitiff! 
UwU How came ^.^ you, >_> Cassio, :3 by ^w^ that >w< handkewchief 
:33 That >_> was >_> my ^-^ wife's? 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^-^ I x3 found it ^-^ in >_> my >_< chambew; 
And UwU he himself ^.^ confess'd but uWu even now 
:33 That >w< thewe UwU he uWu dwopp'd it for a ^w^ speciaw OwO puwpose 
Which :33 wwought uWu to ^.^ his ;;w;; desiwe. 
x3 OTHEWWO. O ^.^ foow! ^.^ foow! ^.^ foow! 
;;w;; CASSIO. ;;w;; Thewe is ^-^ besides ^-^ in Roderigo's >_> wettew, 
UwU How UwU he >_< upbwaids OwO Iago, ^w^ that UwU he uWu made xDD him 
Brave :33 me upon >w< the ^w^ watch, UwU wheweon it came 
:33 That ^-^ I >_> was ^w^ cast. And uWu even but now UwU he spake 
uWu Aftew long seeming >_> dead, Iago hurt :3 him, 
Iago ^w^ set xDD him >_< on. 
^-^ WODOVICO. You must forsake ^w^ this x3 woom, ^-^ and ^w^ go xDD with :33 us. 
;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ powew ^-^ and ^-^ youw UwU command is ^.^ taken ÚwÚ off, 
And Cassio >_< wuwes ^-^ in >w< Cypwus. :3 Fow ^w^ this :33 swave, 
UwU If >w< thewe >_< be :33 any cunning OwO cwuewty 
:33 That ^w^ can uWu towment xDD him ÚwÚ much ^-^ and hold xDD him :33 wong, 
>_> It >_< shaww >_< be >w< his. You >_< shaww ^-^ cwose >_> pwisonyew rest, 
xDD Tiww ^w^ that >w< the ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 of ^-^ youw x3 fauwt >_< be known 
>_< To >w< the >_< Venyetian x3 state. uWu Come, >_< bwing uWu away. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^w^ Soft you; a :3 wowd >w< ow x3 two :33 befowe :33 you ^w^ go. 
^-^ I have ^w^ donye >w< the ^.^ state ÚwÚ some service, ^-^ and :33 they :3 knyow't. 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe :3 of UwU that. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ^-^ in ^-^ youw UwU wettews, 
When :33 you >_< shaww uWu these ^.^ unwucky deeds relate, 
OwO Speak :3 of :33 me ÚwÚ as ^-^ I uWu am; OwO nyothing extenuate, 
>_> Nyow ^w^ set OwO down :3 aught ^-^ in xDD mawice. UwU Then must :33 you UwU speak 
Of >w< onye ^w^ that loved UwU nyot ^w^ wisewy but x3 too :3 weww; 
Of >w< onye UwU nyot ^w^ easiwy UwU jeawous, OwO but, being >_> wwought, 
UwU Pewpwex'd ^-^ in >w< the extreme; :3 of >w< onye :3 whose ;;w;; hand, 
>w< Wike >w< the base :3 Indian, threw a >_< peaww xDD away 
uWu Wichew than ;;w;; aww ^.^ his x3 twibe; :3 of >w< onye :3 whose >_< subdued uWu eyes, 
uWu Awbeit :3 unyused uWu to >w< the melting OwO mood, 
:3 Dwop tears ÚwÚ as fast ÚwÚ as >w< the Arabian OwO twees 
uWu Theiw ^w^ medicinyaw gum. ^-^ Set :33 you OwO down this; 
And say >_> besides, ^w^ that ^-^ in >_> Aweppo once, 
;;w;; Whewe a :33 mawignyant ^-^ and a UwU tuwban'd ^-^ Tuwk 
OwO Beat a >_< Venyetian ^-^ and :33 twaduced >w< the xDD state, 
^-^ I took :3 by >w< the :33 thwoat >w< the OwO ciwcumcised ^-^ dog 
And :33 smote :3 him, thus. Stabs ^.^ himsewf. 
^-^ WODOVICO. O ÚwÚ bwoody ^-^ pewiod! 
xDD GWATIANyO. ;;w;; Aww UwU that's ^-^ spoke is :33 maww'd. 
x3 OTHEWWO. ^-^ I kiss'd ÚwÚ thee ^-^ ewe ^-^ I kill'd ;;w;; thee. :33 Nyo x3 way but ^w^ this, 
Killing x3 mysewf, uWu to :33 die upon a ^.^ kiss. 
Falls on >w< the UwU bed, ^-^ and :33 dies. 
;;w;; CASSIO. ^.^ This >w< did ^-^ I fear, but :3 thought UwU he ^w^ had xDD nyo ÚwÚ weapon; 
:3 Fow UwU he >_> was >_> gweat :3 of >w< heawt. 
^-^ WODOVICO. ^w^ [To ^.^ Iago.] O :33 Spawtan UwU dog, 
x3 Mowe uWu feww than uWu anguish, ^.^ hungew, >w< ow >w< the sea! 
ÚwÚ Wook on >w< the ;;w;; twagic loading :3 of ^w^ this bed; 
^.^ This is thy work. ^.^ The ^.^ object ^-^ poisons :3 sight; 
Let it >_< be xDD hid. >_< Gwatianyo, :3 keep >w< the uWu house, 
And seize upon >w< the UwU fowtunyes :3 of >w< the x3 Moow, 
:3 Fow :33 they succeed on ÚwÚ you. >_< To ^.^ you, xDD Wowd Governor, 
:33 Wemains >w< the ;;w;; censuwe :3 of ^w^ this >_< hewwish villain, 
^.^ The time, >w< the place, >w< the >_> towtuwe. OwO O, enforce x3 it! 
:3 Mysewf >w< wiww straight UwU aboawd, ^-^ and uWu to >w< the ^.^ state 
^.^ This >_< heavy :3 act xDD with >_< heavy :33 heawt >w< wewate. x3 Exeunt. 


>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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^w^ 1596 


UwU KING >_> WICHAWD >w< THE SECOND 


:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



OwO DWAMATIS x3 PEWSONyAE 

UwU KING >_> WICHAWD >w< THE SECOND 
:3 JOHN UwU OF ^-^ GAUNT, xDD Duke :3 of Lancaster >_< - >w< uncwe uWu to >w< the OwO King 
EDMUND LANGLEY, xDD Duke :3 of York >_< - >w< uncwe uWu to >w< the OwO King 
HENRY, UwU suwnyamed OwO BOWINGBWOKE, xDD Duke :3 of xDD Hewefowd, ^-^ son :3 of 
:33 John :3 of uWu Gaunt, afterwards OwO King Henry ÚwÚ IV 
:3 DUKE UwU OF AUMERLE, ^-^ son :3 of >w< the xDD Duke :3 of York 
OwO THOMAS UwU MOWBWAY, xDD Duke :3 of uWu Nyowfowk 
:3 DUKE UwU OF SURREY 
x3 EAWW UwU OF ^.^ SAWISBUWY 
x3 EAWW ^w^ BEWKEWEY 
xDD BUSHY >_< - OwO favouwites :3 of OwO King :3 Wichawd 
^-^ BAGOT >_< - :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
ÚwÚ GWEEN >_< - :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
x3 EAWW UwU OF UwU NyOWTHUMBEWWAND 
>_> HENWY x3 PEWCY, UwU suwnyamed uWu HOTSPUW, ^.^ his ^-^ son 
UwU WOWD xDD Woss UwU WOWD WILLOUGHBY 
UwU WOWD FITZWATER ^w^ BISHOP UwU OF ÚwÚ CAWWISWE 
x3 ABBOT UwU OF WESTMINSTER UwU WOWD ^w^ MAWSHAW 
ÚwÚ SIW ;;w;; STEPHEN SCROOP ÚwÚ SIW xDD PIEWCE UwU OF :3 EXTON 
>_< CAPTAIN :3 of a band :3 of Welshmen ^.^ TWO ÚwÚ GAWDENyEWS 

>_< QUEEN uWu to OwO King :3 Wichawd 
DUCHESS UwU OF ÚwÚ YOWK 
DUCHESS UwU OF >w< GWOUCESTEW, widow :3 of ;;w;; Thomas :3 of Woodstock, 
xDD Duke :3 of x3 Gwoucestew 
LADY attending on >w< the Queen 

Lords, Heralds, ^w^ Officews, :3 Sowdiews, OwO Keepew, UwU Messengew, 
Groom, ^-^ and x3 othew ^.^ Attendants 




^.^ <<THIS uWu EWECTWONyIC :3 VEWSION UwU OF >w< THE OwO COMPWETE uWu WOWKS UwU OF WILLIAM 
>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
^-^ WITH ÚwÚ PEWMISSION. uWu EWECTWONyIC ^.^ AND ÚwÚ MACHINyE ÚwÚ WEADABWE COPIES :33 MAY OwO BE 
:33 DISTWIBUTED ^.^ SO LONG OwO AS >_< SUCH COPIES (1) >w< AWE OwO FOW >w< YOUW :3 OW :33 OTHEWS 
>_> PEWSONyAW :33 USE ONLY, ^.^ AND >w< (2) >w< AWE :33 NyOT :33 DISTWIBUTED :3 OW >w< USED 
:3 COMMEWCIAWWY. UwU PWOHIBITED OwO COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES BY >_> ANY 
SERVICE >_< THAT ^w^ CHAWGES OwO FOW OwO DOWNWOAD TIME :3 OW OwO FOW xDD MEMBEWSHIP.>> 



OwO SCENyE: 
;;w;; Engwand ^-^ and Wales 


>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; WICHAWD, :3 JOHN UwU OF ^-^ GAUNT, xDD with x3 othew ^.^ NyOBWES ^-^ and attendants 

UwU KING RICHARD. Old :33 John :3 of uWu Gaunt, >_> time-honyouwed :33 Wancastew, 
Hast UwU thou, uWu accowding uWu to thy oath ^-^ and :3 band, 
^w^ Bwought ÚwÚ hithew Henry xDD Hewefowd, thy xDD bowd son, 
uWu Hewe uWu to uWu make ^w^ good >w< the >_< boist'wous OwO wate OwO appeaw, 
Which :33 then x3 ouw :3 weisuwe :3 wouwd UwU nyot let uWu us uWu heaw, 
Against >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ;;w;; Nyowfowk, ;;w;; Thomas ÚwÚ Mowbway? 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. ^-^ I uWu have, >_> my OwO wiege. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Tell me, >_< moweovew, UwU hast >w< thou UwU sounded xDD him 
UwU If UwU he >_> appeaw >w< the xDD Duke on ancient ;;w;; mawice, 
>_> Ow worthily, ÚwÚ as a ^w^ good xDD subject >_< shouwd, 
:3 On ÚwÚ some known >_< gwound :3 of UwU tweachewy ^-^ in him? 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. :33 As uWu nyeaw ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^-^ couwd xDD sift xDD him on ^w^ that >_< awgument, 
:3 On ÚwÚ some apparent danger seen ^-^ in xDD him 
Aim'd :3 at ^-^ youw ;;w;; Highnyess-nyo inveterate xDD mawice. 
UwU KING RICHARD. UwU Then UwU caww them uWu to x3 ouw presence: UwU face uWu to UwU face 
And frowning ^.^ bwow uWu to uWu bwow, >_> ouwsewves >w< wiww >_> heaw 
^.^ The accuser ^-^ and >w< the >w< accused xDD fweewy ^w^ speak. 
x3 High-stomach'd are :33 they x3 both ^-^ and full :3 of ;;w;; iwe, 
^.^ In UwU wage, deaf ÚwÚ as >w< the sea, hasty ÚwÚ as >w< fiwe. 

^-^ Entew uWu BOWINGBWOKE ^-^ and OwO MOWBWAY 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^w^ Many xDD yeaws :3 of happy ^-^ days >w< befaww 
^w^ My OwO gwacious uWu soveweign, >_> my :3 most >_> woving liege! 
>w< MOWBWAY. >_> Each x3 day OwO stiww xDD bettew UwU othew's happiness 
OwO Untiw >w< the :33 heavens, xDD envying x3 eawth's ^w^ good ^.^ hap, 
Add :3 an immortal title uWu to ^-^ youw >_< cwown! 
UwU KING RICHARD. OwO We UwU thank :33 you both; yet >w< onye but flatters us, 
:33 As ^w^ weww xDD appeaweth :3 by >w< the >_< cause :33 you uWu come; 
:3 Nyamewy, uWu to >_> appeaw uWu each x3 othew :3 of >_> high x3 tweason. 
uWu Cousin :3 of xDD Hewefowd, what dost >w< thou ^.^ object 
Against >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ;;w;; Nyowfowk, ;;w;; Thomas ÚwÚ Mowbway? 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^.^ Fiwst-heaven >_< be >w< the >_> wecowd uWu to >_> my ^.^ speech! 
^.^ In >w< the ;;w;; devotion :3 of a ^-^ subject's love, 
uWu Tend'wing >w< the ;;w;; pwecious ^w^ safety :3 of >_> my :33 pwince, 
And >w< fwee OwO fwom x3 othew ^.^ misbegotten hate, 
^w^ Come ^-^ I uWu appewwant uWu to ^w^ this ÚwÚ pwincewy :3 pwesence. 
xDD Nyow, ;;w;; Thomas Mowbray, do ^-^ I ^w^ tuwn uWu to ^-^ thee, 
And >_< mawk >_> my uWu gweeting :3 weww; for what ^-^ I UwU speak 
^w^ My body >_< shaww uWu make ^w^ good upon ^w^ this >_> eawth, 
>_> Ow >_> my ÚwÚ divinye ^w^ souw answer it ^-^ in ^w^ heaven- 
Thou UwU awt a UwU twaitow ^-^ and a xDD miscweant, 
:33 Too ^w^ good uWu to >_< be ;;w;; so, ^-^ and x3 too ÚwÚ bad uWu to >_< wive, 
;;w;; Since >w< the :33 mowe ^.^ faiw ^-^ and >_> cwystaw is >w< the ^.^ sky, 
^.^ The x3 ugwiew seem >w< the x3 cwouds ^w^ that ^-^ in it ^w^ fwy. 
;;w;; Once ^-^ mowe, >w< the :33 mowe uWu to ;;w;; aggwavate >w< the >w< nyote, 
With a ÚwÚ fouw OwO twaitow's name stuff ^-^ I thy throat; 
And xDD wish-so UwU pwease >_> my sovereign-ere ^-^ I >_> move, 
:3 What >_> my tongue >_< speaks, >_> my >w< wight ^.^ dwawn >_< swowd ^w^ may uWu pwove. 
>w< MOWBWAY. Let UwU nyot >_> my >_< cowd >_> wowds ÚwÚ hewe :33 accuse >_> my zeal. 
'Tis UwU nyot >w< the ÚwÚ twiaw :3 of a :3 woman's >w< waw, 
^.^ The OwO bittew UwU cwamouw :3 of x3 two >w< eagew tongues, 
>_> Can >w< awbitwate ^w^ this >_< cause ÚwÚ betwixt uWu us ;;w;; twain; 
^.^ The UwU bwood is hot ^w^ that must >_< be cool'd for this. 
^w^ Yet ^w^ can ^-^ I UwU nyot :3 of >_< such tame x3 patience >_< boast 
:33 As uWu to >_< be xDD hush'd ^-^ and :33 nyought :3 at :3 an uWu to ÚwÚ say. 
^-^ Fiwst, >w< the ^.^ faiw xDD wevewence :3 of ^-^ youw Highness curbs :33 me 
^w^ Fwom ÚwÚ giving :3 weins ^-^ and >_< spuws uWu to >_> my >w< fwee ÚwÚ speech; 
Which else :3 wouwd ÚwÚ post x3 untiw it ^w^ had xDD wetuwn'd 
These >w< tewms :3 of treason x3 doubwed OwO down ^.^ his ^w^ thwoat. 
:3 Setting :33 aside ^.^ his >_> high blood's >_< woyawty, 
And let xDD him >_< be xDD nyo >_> kinsman uWu to >_> my liege, 
^-^ I do :33 defy :3 him, ^-^ and ^-^ I ^-^ spit :3 at :3 him, 
x3 Caww xDD him a ^.^ swandewous >w< cowawd ^-^ and a >_< viwwain; 
Which uWu to :3 maintain, ^-^ I :3 wouwd OwO awwow xDD him ^.^ odds 
And meet :3 him, were ^-^ I ÚwÚ tied uWu to run UwU afoot 
uWu Even uWu to >w< the >_> fwozen ridges :3 of >w< the xDD Awps, 
>_> Ow :33 any x3 othew >_< gwound x3 inhabitabwe 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ evew Englishman durst ^w^ set ^.^ his foot. 
>w< Meantime let ^w^ this defend >_> my OwO woyawty- 
By ;;w;; aww >_> my ^-^ hopes, :3 most xDD fawsewy x3 doth UwU he >_< wie 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ÚwÚ Pawe trembling coward, >w< thewe ^-^ I OwO thwow >_> my >_< gage, 
UwU Discwaiming ÚwÚ hewe >w< the >_< kindwed :3 of >w< the OwO King; 
And lay :33 aside >_> my >_> high blood's >_< woyawty, 
Which fear, UwU nyot >_< wevewence, ^-^ makes ÚwÚ thee uWu to :3 except. 
UwU If x3 guiwty x3 dwead have UwU weft ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >_> stwength 
:33 As uWu to ^w^ take :3 up mine honour's UwU pawn, :33 then x3 stoop. 
By ^w^ that ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 wites :3 of :33 knyighthood else 
Will ^-^ I uWu make ^w^ good ÚwÚ against ^-^ thee, ;;w;; awm uWu to arm, 
:3 What ^-^ I have ^-^ spoke >w< ow >w< thou >_> canst ^-^ wowst devise. 
>w< MOWBWAY. ^-^ I ^w^ take it up; ^-^ and :3 by ^w^ that >_< swowd ^-^ I xDD sweaw 
Which OwO gentwy OwO waid >_> my :33 knyighthood on >_> my shoulder 
>_< I'ww answer ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in :33 any ^.^ faiw ^w^ degwee 
>_> Ow ^.^ chivawwous design :3 of UwU knyightwy >_> twiaw; 
And uWu when ^-^ I ^.^ mount, ^-^ awive ^w^ may ^-^ I UwU nyot :3 wight 
UwU If ^-^ I >_< be UwU twaitow >w< ow >_> unjustwy fight! 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 What x3 doth x3 ouw ;;w;; cousin lay uWu to ^.^ Mowbway's ;;w;; chawge? 
>_> It must >_< be >_> gweat ^w^ that ^w^ can ;;w;; inhewit uWu us 
So ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as :3 of a :3 thought :3 of ^w^ iww ^-^ in ^-^ him. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ÚwÚ Wook what ^-^ I :3 speak, >_> my OwO wife >_< shaww >_< pwove it true- 
:33 That Mowbray hath >_> weceiv'd xDD eight >_> thousand :33 nyobwes 
^.^ In name :3 of uWu wendings for ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' ^w^ sowdiews, 
^.^ The xDD which UwU he hath ^.^ detain'd for ^w^ wewd ;;w;; empwoyments 
>w< Wike a x3 fawse UwU twaitow ^-^ and >_> injuwious OwO viwwain. 
:33 Besides, ^-^ I say ^-^ and >w< wiww ^-^ in >_< battwe ^w^ pwove- 
>_> Ow ;;w;; hewe, >w< ow :33 ewsewhewe uWu to >w< the OwO fuwthest verge 
:33 That ^-^ evew >_> was survey'd :3 by ÚwÚ Engwish OwO eye- 
:33 That ;;w;; aww >w< the >_> tweasons for uWu these eighteen xDD yeaws 
OwO Compwotted ^-^ and ^w^ contwived ^-^ in ^w^ this ^w^ wand 
:33 Fetch OwO fwom x3 fawse Mowbray their >_> fiwst ^.^ head ^-^ and spring. 
>_> Fuwthew ^-^ I say, ^-^ and further >w< wiww >_> maintain 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his ÚwÚ bad OwO wife uWu to uWu make ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ^.^ good, 
:33 That UwU he >w< did :3 pwot >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ^.^ Gwoucestew's >_< death, 
>w< Suggest ^.^ his soon-believing ÚwÚ advewsawies, 
And UwU consequentwy, OwO wike a UwU twaitow coward, 
:3 Swuic'd :33 out ^.^ his xDD innyocent ^w^ souw through x3 stweams :3 of ;;w;; bwood; 
Which uWu bwood, OwO wike UwU sacwificing >w< Abew's, :33 cwies, 
uWu Even OwO fwom >w< the tongueless >_> cavewns :3 of >w< the >_> eawth, 
>_< To :33 me for ÚwÚ justice ^-^ and ^.^ wough xDD chastisement; 
And, :3 by >w< the x3 gwowious worth :3 of >_> my xDD descent, 
^.^ This ;;w;; awm >_< shaww do ^w^ it, >w< ow ^w^ this OwO wife >_< be spent. 
UwU KING RICHARD. UwU How >_> high a ^.^ pitch ^.^ his resolution :3 soaws! 
;;w;; Thomas :3 of ;;w;; Nyowfowk, what say'st >w< thou uWu to xDD this? 
>w< MOWBWAY. OwO O, let >_> my sovereign ^w^ tuwn xDD away ^.^ his UwU face 
And :33 bid ^.^ his >_< eaws a ^-^ wittwe :33 whiwe >_< be :33 deaf, 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I have >_< towd ^w^ this ;;w;; swandew :3 of ^.^ his UwU bwood 
UwU How >_> God ^-^ and ^w^ good ^-^ men hate ;;w;; so ÚwÚ fouw a liar. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Mowbray, impartial are x3 ouw ^.^ eyes ^-^ and uWu caws. 
^.^ Wewe UwU he >_> my ^-^ bwothew, :33 nyay, >_> my kingdom's heir, 
:33 As UwU he is but >_> my >_> fathew's ^-^ bwothew's son, 
:3 Nyow :3 by >_> my ;;w;; sceptwe's awe ^-^ I uWu make a x3 vow, 
>_> Such ^w^ nyeighbouw xDD nyeawnyess uWu to x3 ouw ^.^ sacwed UwU bwood 
^.^ Shouwd OwO nyothing privilege xDD him >_< nyow partialize 
^.^ The uWu unstooping UwU fiwmnyess :3 of >_> my x3 upwight >w< souw. 
He is x3 ouw subject, uWu Mowbway; ;;w;; so UwU awt >_> thou: 
Free >_> speech ^-^ and ^.^ feawwess ^-^ I uWu to ÚwÚ thee :3 awwow. 
>w< MOWBWAY. OwO Then, Bolingbroke, ÚwÚ as >w< wow ÚwÚ as uWu to thy heart, 
>_> Thwough >w< the x3 fawse >_> passage :3 of thy ;;w;; thwoat, >w< thou >_< wiest. 
Three x3 pawts :3 of ^w^ that xDD weceipt ^-^ I ^w^ had for Calais 
^.^ Disbuws'd ^-^ I ÚwÚ duwy uWu to ^.^ his ^-^ Highnyess' >_> sowdiews; 
^.^ The x3 othew ^.^ pawt x3 wesewv'd ^-^ I :3 by ^.^ consent, 
:3 Fow ^w^ that >_> my sovereign ^-^ wiege >_> was ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ debt 
ÚwÚ Upon xDD wemaindew :3 of a dear :33 account 
;;w;; Since last ^-^ I UwU went uWu to >_< Fwance uWu to fetch ^.^ his uWu queen: 
:3 Nyow :33 swawwow OwO down ^w^ that :33 wie. :3 Fow ^.^ Gwoucestew's ÚwÚ death- 
^-^ I slew xDD him not, but uWu to >_> my ^-^ own disgrace 
^-^ Nyegwected >_> my ^w^ swown >_> duty ^-^ in ^w^ that ;;w;; case. 
:3 Fow ^.^ you, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Wancastew, 
^.^ The >w< honyouwabwe father uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ foe, 
;;w;; Once >w< did ^-^ I lay :3 an >_< ambush for ^-^ youw >_< wife, 
xDD A ;;w;; twespass ^w^ that x3 doth vex >_> my :33 gwieved uWu souw; 
xDD But ^-^ ewe ^-^ I last >_> weceiv'd >w< the uWu sacwament 
^-^ I >w< did x3 confess ^w^ it, ^-^ and :33 exactwy begg'd 
;;w;; Youw Grace's pardon; ^-^ and ^-^ I hope ^-^ I ^w^ had uWu it. 
^.^ This is >_> my ^-^ fauwt. :33 As for >w< the :33 west appeal'd, 
>_> It issues OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ wancouw :3 of a villain, 
xDD A :33 wecweant ^-^ and :3 most uWu degenyewate >_> twaitow; 
Which ^-^ in myself ^-^ I >_< bowdwy >w< wiww >w< defend, 
And UwU intewchangeabwy hurl OwO down >_> my ^w^ gage 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ this overweening OwO twaitow's ^.^ foot 
>_< To >_< pwove myself a loyal gentleman 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the uWu best UwU bwood UwU chambew'd ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 bosom. 
^.^ In haste whereof, :3 most ;;w;; heawtiwy ^-^ I pray 
;;w;; Youw Highness uWu to ^w^ assign x3 ouw ÚwÚ twiaw ;;w;; day. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^-^ Wwath-kindwed gentlemen, >_< be ^w^ wuw'd :3 by x3 me; 
xDD Wet's purge ^w^ this choler :33 without OwO wetting ^-^ bwood- 
^.^ This ;;w;; we >_> pwescwibe, though xDD nyo UwU physician; 
UwU Deep ÚwÚ mawice ^-^ makes x3 too ;;w;; deep uWu incision. 
>_< Fowget, forgive; ^.^ concwude ^-^ and >_< be agreed: 
>_< Ouw >_< doctows say ^w^ this is xDD nyo >_> month uWu to >_< bweed. 
Good >w< uncwe, let ^w^ this UwU end >w< whewe it begun; 
>w< We'ww OwO cawm >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ;;w;; Nyowfowk, :33 you ^-^ youw ;;w;; son. 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. >_< To >_< be a ;;w;; make-peace >_< shaww ^-^ become >_> my age. 
x3 Thwow x3 down, >_> my son, >w< the xDD Duke :3 of >w< Nyowfowk's UwU gage. 
UwU KING RICHARD. And, ;;w;; Nyowfowk, OwO thwow OwO down >w< his. 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. ^w^ When, OwO Hawwy, ÚwÚ when? 
UwU Obedience ^.^ bids ^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot :33 bid again. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ;;w;; Nyowfowk, OwO thwow >_< down; ;;w;; we ^w^ bid. 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo ;;w;; boot. 
>w< MOWBWAY. :3 Mysewf ^-^ I OwO thwow, x3 dwead uWu soveweign, :3 at thy ^.^ foot; 
^w^ My OwO wife >w< thou xDD shawt xDD command, but UwU nyot >_> my ^-^ shame: 
^.^ The >w< onye >_> my >_> duty ;;w;; owes; but >_> my ^.^ faiw ;;w;; nyame, 
x3 Despite :3 of >_< death, ^w^ that xDD wives upon >_> my grave 
>_< To ^-^ dawk ^.^ dishonyouw's ÚwÚ use >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyot >w< have. 
^-^ I am OwO disgwac'd, x3 impeach'd, ^-^ and >_> baffw'd >_> hewe; 
>w< Piewc'd uWu to >w< the ^w^ souw xDD with ^w^ swandew's >w< venyom'd UwU speaw, 
^.^ The xDD which xDD nyo ÚwÚ bawm ^w^ can cure but ^.^ his OwO heawt-bwood 
Which ^-^ bweath'd ^w^ this poison. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^.^ Wage must >_< be >w< withstood: 
^w^ Give :33 me ^.^ his ^w^ gage-wions uWu make OwO weopawds tame. 
>w< MOWBWAY. x3 Yea, but UwU nyot ^w^ change ^.^ his xDD spots. Take but >_> my >w< shame, 
And ^-^ I ;;w;; wesign >_> my UwU gage. ^w^ My dear dear lord, 
^.^ The :3 puwest >w< tweasuwe x3 mowtaw xDD times ;;w;; affowd 
Is >_> spotwess uWu weputation; ^w^ that uWu away, 
>w< Men are but xDD giwded loam >w< ow painted ;;w;; cway. 
xDD A ÚwÚ jewew ^-^ in a :3 ten-times xDD baww'd-up chest 
Is a xDD bowd ÚwÚ spiwit ^-^ in a loyal breast. 
Mine >w< honyouw is >_> my ^-^ wife; x3 both ÚwÚ gwow ^-^ in ;;w;; onye; 
Take >w< honyouw OwO fwom me, ^-^ and >_> my OwO wife is :33 donye: 
OwO Then, dear >_> my liege, mine >w< honyouw let :33 me ÚwÚ twy; 
^.^ In ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< wive, ^-^ and for ^w^ that >w< wiww ^-^ I ^.^ die. 
UwU KING RICHARD. :33 Cousin, OwO thwow :3 up ^-^ youw gage; do :33 you begin. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. OwO O, >_> God defend >_> my ^w^ souw OwO fwom >_< such ;;w;; deep sin! 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I seem UwU cwest-fawwen ^-^ in >_> my >_> fathew's OwO sight? 
>_> Ow xDD with ^-^ pawe OwO beggaw-feaw UwU impeach >_> my :3 height 
:3 Befowe ^w^ this >_< outdaw'd uWu dastawd? Ere >_> my tongue 
ÚwÚ Shaww ÚwÚ wound >_> my >w< honyouw xDD with >_< such feeble ^-^ wwong 
>_> Ow sound ;;w;; so base a UwU pawwe, >_> my >w< teeth >_< shaww tear 
^.^ The ^-^ swavish ^w^ motive :3 of recanting fear, 
And ^-^ spit it ^-^ bweeding ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> high OwO disgwace, 
;;w;; Whewe OwO shame x3 doth :3 hawbouw, uWu even ^-^ in ^.^ Mowbway's OwO face. 
x3 Exit GAUNT 
UwU KING RICHARD. OwO We were UwU nyot >w< bown uWu to sue, but uWu to ÚwÚ command; 
Which >_> since ;;w;; we ;;w;; cannyot do uWu to uWu make :33 you :3 fwiends, 
;;w;; Be >_> weady, ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw xDD wives >_< shaww answer ^w^ it, 
x3 At >w< Coventwy, upon ^-^ Saint >_< Wambewt's ;;w;; day. 
;;w;; Thewe >_< shaww ^-^ youw swords ^-^ and >_> wances >w< awbitwate 
^.^ The swelling >_> diffewence :3 of ^-^ youw >_> settwed ^w^ hate; 
;;w;; Since ;;w;; we ^w^ can UwU nyot :33 atonye ^.^ you, ;;w;; we >_< shaww see 
ÚwÚ Justice design >w< the ^.^ victow's :33 chivawwy. 
xDD Wowd >_< Mawshaw, UwU command x3 ouw >w< officews-at-awms 
;;w;; Be ready uWu to ;;w;; diwect uWu these home UwU awawms. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The :3 DUKE UwU OF :3 WANCASTEW'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew :3 JOHN UwU OF GAUNT xDD with >w< the DUCHESS UwU OF x3 GWOUCESTEW 

ÚwÚ GAUNT. >_> Awas, >w< the ^.^ pawt ^-^ I ^w^ had ^-^ in ^.^ Woodstock's UwU bwood 
^.^ Doth :33 mowe uWu sowicit :33 me than ^-^ youw OwO excwaims 
>_< To >w< stiw ÚwÚ against >w< the butchers :3 of ^.^ his life! 
xDD But >_> since ^.^ cowwection >w< wieth ^-^ in those >w< hands 
Which uWu made >w< the x3 fauwt ^w^ that ;;w;; we ;;w;; cannyot >w< cowwect, 
xDD Put ;;w;; we x3 ouw :3 quawwew uWu to >w< the >w< wiww :3 of ;;w;; heaven; 
^-^ Who, uWu when :33 they see >w< the >w< houws ripe on >_> eawth, 
Will rain hot vengeance on ÚwÚ offendews' heads. 
UwU DUCHESS. OwO Finds >_> bwothewhood ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee xDD nyo ^w^ shawpew ^.^ spuw? 
uWu Hath :33 wove ^-^ in thy old UwU bwood xDD nyo >_< wiving ^w^ fiwe? 
^-^ Edwawd's seven :3 sons, xDD wheweof thyself UwU awt :3 onye, 
^.^ Wewe ÚwÚ as seven ^-^ viaws :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ sacwed uWu bwood, 
>_> Ow seven ^.^ faiw ^.^ bwanches ;;w;; spwinging OwO fwom >w< onye ÚwÚ woot. 
^.^ Some :3 of those seven are OwO dwied :3 by >_< nyatuwe's ^w^ couwse, 
^.^ Some :3 of those ^.^ bwanches :3 by >w< the >w< Destinyies cut; 
xDD But >_> Thomas, >_> my dear lord, >_> my >_< wife, >_> my :3 Gwoucestew, 
uWu Onye vial full :3 of ^-^ Edwawd's ^.^ sacwed uWu bwood, 
uWu Onye flourishing :33 bwanch :3 of ^.^ his :3 most ;;w;; woyaw root, 
Is >_> cwack'd, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the ;;w;; pwecious liquor >_> spiwt; 
Is hack'd x3 down, ^-^ and ^.^ his summer leaves ;;w;; aww faded, 
By x3 envy's UwU hand ^-^ and >_< muwdew's ÚwÚ bwoody uWu axe. 
>_< Ah, uWu Gaunt, ^.^ his UwU bwood >_> was OwO thinye! :33 That UwU bed, ^w^ that womb, 
:33 That ^.^ mettwe, ^w^ that >_> sewf OwO mouwd, ^w^ that fashion'd ^-^ thee, 
^-^ Made xDD him a >_< man; ^-^ and though >w< thou xDD wivest ^-^ and breathest, 
^w^ Yet UwU awt >w< thou OwO swain ^-^ in ^-^ him. Thou dost consent 
^.^ In ÚwÚ some uWu wawge :3 measuwe uWu to thy >_> fathew's ÚwÚ death 
^.^ In ^w^ that >w< thou ^.^ seest thy >_> wwetched brother ^-^ die, 
>_< Who >_> was >w< the ^-^ modew :3 of thy >_> fathew's ÚwÚ wife. 
x3 Caww it UwU nyot >_> patience, :33 Gaunt-it is ÚwÚ despaiw; 
^.^ In ^w^ suff'wing UwU thus thy brother uWu to >_< be ^-^ swaught'wed, 
Thou uWu showest >w< the naked pathway uWu to thy >_< wife, 
Teaching ^.^ stewn ^.^ muwdew how uWu to butcher ;;w;; thee. 
:33 That xDD which ^-^ in UwU mean ^-^ men ;;w;; we :3 entitwe x3 patience 
Is ^-^ pawe >_< cowd :33 cowawdice ^-^ in ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ bweasts. 
:3 What >_< shaww ^-^ I OwO say? >_< To safeguard ^w^ thinye ^-^ own OwO wife 
^.^ The uWu best x3 way is uWu to venge >_> my ^.^ Gwoucestew's ^-^ death. 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. God's is >w< the :33 quawwew; for God's substitute, 
:33 His xDD deputy ;;w;; anyointed ^-^ in :33 His sight, 
uWu Hath caus'd ^.^ his >_> death; >w< the xDD which >_> if :3 wwongfuwwy, 
Let :3 heaven uWu wevenge; for ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyevew lift 
;;w;; An >w< angwy ;;w;; awm ÚwÚ against :33 His minister. 
UwU DUCHESS. ;;w;; Whewe uWu then, alas, ^w^ may ^-^ I ^-^ compwain ^.^ mysewf? 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. >_< To God, >w< the >w< widow's uWu champion ^-^ and ÚwÚ defence. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^.^ Why uWu then, ^-^ I :3 wiww. Farewell, old Gaunt. 
Thou ^.^ goest uWu to >w< Coventwy, >w< thewe uWu to uWu behowd 
>_< Ouw ;;w;; cousin uWu Hewefowd ^-^ and uWu feww Mowbray :3 fight. 
OwO O, ÚwÚ sit >_> my ^.^ husband's ^.^ wwongs on ÚwÚ Hewefowd's UwU speaw, 
:33 That it ^w^ may UwU entew butcher ^.^ Mowbway's >_< bweast! 
^w^ Ow, >_> if xDD misfowtunye miss >w< the >_> fiwst ÚwÚ caweew, 
;;w;; Be ^.^ Mowbway's sins ;;w;; so >_< heavy ^-^ in ^.^ his bosom 
:33 That :33 they ^w^ may x3 bweak ^.^ his ^-^ foaming courser's >_< back 
And OwO thwow >w< the rider headlong ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; wists, 
xDD A ÚwÚ caitiff :33 wecweant uWu to >_> my ;;w;; cousin ;;w;; Hewefowd! 
Farewell, old UwU Gaunt; thy uWu sometimes ^-^ bwothew's ÚwÚ wife, 
With ;;w;; hew uWu companyion, ÚwÚ Gwief, must UwU end ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ wife. 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. :3 Sistew, :3 faweweww; ^-^ I must uWu to Coventry. 
:33 As ÚwÚ much ^w^ good x3 stay xDD with ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as ^w^ go xDD with me! 
UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ Yet >w< onye :3 wowd ;;w;; mowe- grief >_> boundeth >w< whewe it ^w^ fawws, 
uWu Nyot xDD with >w< the uWu empty ÚwÚ howwownyess, but weight. 
^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my uWu weave :33 befowe ^-^ I have UwU begun, 
:3 Fow >_> sowwow ^w^ ends UwU nyot uWu when it uWu seemeth OwO donye. 
Commend :33 me uWu to thy ^-^ bwothew, >_< Edmund >_> Yowk. 
:3 Wo, ^w^ this is ^w^ aww- :33 nyay, yet ^.^ depawt UwU nyot uWu so; 
OwO Though ^w^ this >_< be >w< aww, do UwU nyot ;;w;; so quickly go; 
^-^ I >_< shaww remember >w< mowe. OwO Bid :3 him- >w< ah, >_> what?- 
With ;;w;; aww ^w^ good >_< speed :3 at ^w^ Pwashy ^-^ visit >w< me. 
Alack, ^-^ and what >_< shaww ^w^ good old York >w< thewe see 
xDD But uWu empty UwU wodgings ^-^ and :33 unfuwnyish'd ^-^ wawws, 
Unpeopled offices, >_> untwodden xDD stonyes? 
And what >_> heaw >w< thewe for >_< wewcome but >_> my ^.^ gwoans? 
Therefore >w< commend x3 me; let xDD him UwU nyot come >w< thewe 
>_< To >w< seek :33 out >_> sowwow ^w^ that UwU dwewws >_> evewy UwU whewe. 
ÚwÚ Desowate, desolate, >w< wiww ^-^ I hence ^-^ and :33 die; 
^.^ The last uWu weave :3 of ÚwÚ thee >_> takes >_> my weeping >w< eye. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 
^.^ The >_< wists :3 at UwU Coventwy 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU WOWD ^w^ MAWSHAW ^-^ and >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF AUMERLE 

^.^ MAWSHAW. ^w^ My xDD Wowd >_< Aumewwe, is Harry uWu Hewefowd arm'd? 
^.^ AUMEWWE. x3 Yea, :3 at ;;w;; aww points; ^-^ and longs uWu to UwU entew uWu in. 
^.^ MAWSHAW. ^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of ;;w;; Nyowfowk, x3 spightfuwwy ^-^ and >_> bowd, 
^.^ Stays but >w< the ^w^ summons :3 of >w< the appelant's trumpet. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. ^.^ Why uWu then, >w< the champions are uWu pwepaw'd, ^-^ and x3 stay 
:3 Fow OwO nyothing but ^.^ his ÚwÚ Majesty's :3 appwoach. 

^.^ The trumpets uWu sound, ^-^ and >w< the UwU KING ^.^ entews xDD with ^.^ his ^-^ nyobwes, 
^-^ GAUNT, ^w^ BUSHY, >w< BAGOT, GREEN, ^-^ and >_> othews. When :33 they are ÚwÚ set, 
UwU entew UwU MOWBWAY, xDD Duke :3 of >_> Nyow UwU fowk, ^-^ in ^w^ awms, defendant, ^-^ and 
a >w< HEWAWD 

UwU KING RICHARD. >_< Mawshaw, demand :3 of :3 yondew uWu champion 
^.^ The >_< cause :3 of ^.^ his >w< awwivaw ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ^.^ awms; 
Ask xDD him ^.^ his name; ^-^ and orderly uWu pwoceed 
>_< To xDD sweaw xDD him ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ justice :3 of ^.^ his cause. 
^.^ MAWSHAW. ^.^ In God's name ^-^ and >w< the x3 King's, say ;;w;; who >w< thou >_< awt, 
And why >w< thou uWu comest UwU thus UwU knyightwy UwU cwad ^-^ in ^.^ awms; 
Against what man >w< thou ;;w;; com'st, ^-^ and what thy quarrel. 
OwO Speak >_< twuwy on thy :33 knyighthood ^-^ and thy xDD oath; 
:33 As ;;w;; so defend ÚwÚ thee :3 heaven ^-^ and thy >_> vawouw! 
>w< MOWBWAY. ^w^ My name is ;;w;; Thomas Mowbray, xDD Duke :3 of Norfolk; 
>_< Who ÚwÚ hithew come engaged :3 by >_> my oath- 
Which >_> God defend a :33 knyight OwO shouwd :3 viowate!- 
ÚwÚ Both uWu to defend >_> my x3 woyawty ^-^ and >_> twuth 
>_< To God, >_> my :3 King, ^-^ and >_> my x3 succeeding UwU issue, 
Against >w< the xDD Duke :3 of uWu Hewefowd ^w^ that xDD appeaws x3 me; 
And, :3 by >w< the ^.^ gwace :3 of >_> God ^-^ and ^w^ this mine arm, 
>_< To >_< pwove :3 him, ^-^ in >_< defending :3 of x3 mysewf, 
xDD A UwU twaitow uWu to >_> my God, >_> my :3 King, ^-^ and >w< me. 
And ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< twuwy >w< fight, defend :33 me heaven! 

^.^ The trumpets sound. ^-^ Entew OwO BOWINGBWOKE, xDD Duke :3 of xDD Hewefowd, 
appellant, ^-^ in UwU awmouw, ^-^ and a >w< HEWAWD 

UwU KING RICHARD. >_< Mawshaw, ask :3 yondew :33 knyight ^-^ in ^w^ awms, 
ÚwÚ Both ;;w;; who UwU he is ^-^ and why UwU he ÚwÚ cometh ÚwÚ hithew 
Thus ;;w;; pwated ^-^ in habiliments :3 of >w< waw; 
And :33 fowmawwy, uWu accowding uWu to x3 ouw uWu waw, 
Depose xDD him ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ justice :3 of ^.^ his cause. 
^.^ MAWSHAW. :3 What is thy ;;w;; nyame? ^-^ and wherefore com'st >w< thou ÚwÚ hithew 
:3 Befowe OwO King :3 Wichawd ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; woyaw ^w^ wists? 
Against whom uWu comest ^.^ thou? ^-^ and what's thy quarrel? 
OwO Speak OwO wike a OwO twue ÚwÚ knyight, ;;w;; so defend ÚwÚ thee heaven! 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Harry :3 of xDD Hewefowd, :33 Wancastew, ^-^ and Derby, 
ÚwÚ Am I; ;;w;; who ready ÚwÚ hewe do >_< stand ^-^ in xDD awms 
>_< To OwO pwove, :3 by God's ^.^ gwace ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ body's uWu vawouw, 
^.^ In >_< wists on ;;w;; Thomas Mowbray, xDD Duke :3 of ;;w;; Nyowfowk, 
:33 That UwU he is a ÚwÚ twaitow, ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ and ^-^ dangewous, 
>_< To >_> God :3 of :33 heaven, OwO King Richard, ^-^ and uWu to >w< me. 
And ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< twuwy >w< fight, defend :33 me heaven! 
^.^ MAWSHAW. :3 On ;;w;; pain :3 of >_< death, xDD nyo :33 pewson >_< be ;;w;; so xDD bowd 
>_> Ow ^.^ dawing-hawdy ÚwÚ as uWu to >_< touch >w< the ;;w;; wists, 
Except >w< the UwU Mawshaw ^-^ and >_< such ^w^ officews 
xDD Appointed uWu to ;;w;; diwect uWu these ^.^ faiw OwO designs. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. xDD Wowd >_< Mawshaw, let :33 me >_> kiss >_> my sovereign's ;;w;; hand, 
And bow >_> my :33 knyee :33 befowe ^.^ his UwU Majesty; 
:3 Fow Mowbray ^-^ and myself are OwO wike x3 two ^-^ men 
:33 That OwO vow a long ^-^ and :33 weawy pilgrimage. 
UwU Then let uWu us ^w^ take a ;;w;; cewemonyious uWu weave 
And >_> woving >_< faweweww :3 of x3 ouw ;;w;; sevewaw uWu fwiends. 
^.^ MAWSHAW. ^.^ The uWu appewwant ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >_> duty ^.^ gweets ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, 
And craves uWu to >_> kiss ^-^ youw UwU hand ^-^ and ^w^ take ^.^ his leave. 
UwU KING RICHARD. OwO We >w< wiww ÚwÚ descend ^-^ and :33 fowd xDD him ^-^ in x3 ouw arms. 
uWu Cousin :3 of xDD Hewefowd, ÚwÚ as thy >_< cause is >_< wight, 
So >_< be thy xDD fowtunye ^-^ in ^w^ this ;;w;; woyaw fight! 
Farewell, >_> my ;;w;; bwood; xDD which >_> if xDD to-day >w< thou >w< shed, 
uWu Wament ;;w;; we ;;w;; may, but UwU nyot >_< wevenge ÚwÚ thee xDD dead. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. OwO O, let xDD nyo ^-^ nyobwe eye OwO pwofanye a tear 
:3 Fow me, >_> if ^-^ I >_< be >_< gow'd xDD with ^.^ Mowbway's :3 speaw. 
:33 As ^-^ confident ÚwÚ as is >w< the >w< fawcon's flight 
Against a x3 biwd, do ^-^ I xDD with Mowbray :3 fight. 
^w^ My >_> woving lord, ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my uWu weave :3 of you; 
Of ^.^ you, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe cousin, xDD Wowd Aumerle; 
uWu Nyot ÚwÚ sick, although ^-^ I have uWu to do xDD with >_< death, 
xDD But :3 wusty, ;;w;; young, ^-^ and xDD cheewwy drawing >_> bweath. 
:3 Wo, ÚwÚ as :3 at ÚwÚ Engwish feasts, ;;w;; so ^-^ I OwO wegweet 
^.^ The xDD daintiest ^-^ wast, uWu to uWu make >w< the UwU end :3 most xDD sweet. 
O UwU thou, >w< the ^-^ eawthwy xDD authow :3 of >_> my uWu bwood, 
>_< Whose ^-^ youthfuw xDD spiwit, ^-^ in :33 me xDD wegenyewate, 
^.^ Doth xDD with a twofold >w< vigouw lift :33 me :3 up 
>_< To reach :3 at victory ^w^ above >_> my head, 
Add >_< pwoof >_< unto mine x3 awmouw xDD with thy >_< pwayews, 
And xDD with thy :3 bwessings ^-^ steew >_> my >w< wance's point, 
:33 That it ^w^ may UwU entew ^.^ Mowbway's :3 waxen ÚwÚ coat 
And furbish xDD nyew >w< the name :3 of :33 John uWu o' uWu Gaunt, 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the lusty x3 haviouw :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; son. 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. >_> God ^-^ in thy ^w^ good >_< cause uWu make ÚwÚ thee x3 pwospewous! 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ swift OwO wike lightning ^-^ in >w< the >_> execution, 
And let thy uWu bwows, :33 doubwy >_> wedoubwed, 
:33 Faww OwO wike x3 amazing ^.^ thundew on >w< the ^w^ casque 
Of thy >w< advewse uWu pewnyicious >_> enyemy. 
>w< Wouse :3 up thy ^-^ youthfuw uWu bwood, >_< be ^w^ vawiant, ^-^ and xDD wive. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Mine >_< innyocence ^-^ and ^-^ Saint ^.^ Geowge uWu to :33 thwive! 
>w< MOWBWAY. >_> Howevew >_> God >w< ow xDD fowtunye ÚwÚ cast >_> my lot, 
;;w;; Thewe xDD wives >w< ow >_> dies, OwO twue uWu to OwO King Richard's throne, 
xDD A xDD woyaw, OwO just, ^-^ and x3 upwight xDD gentweman. 
^.^ Nyevew >w< did OwO captive xDD with a :33 fweew :33 heawt 
>_> Cast off ^.^ his uWu chains :3 of xDD bondage, ^-^ and embrace 
:33 His xDD gowden >w< uncontwoww'd >_< enfwanchisement, 
x3 Mowe than >_> my dancing ^w^ souw x3 doth >_> cewebwate 
^.^ This xDD feast :3 of >_< battwe xDD with mine adversary. 
uWu Most ^w^ mighty liege, ^-^ and >_> my x3 companyion peers, 
Take OwO fwom >_> my uWu mouth >w< the :33 wish :3 of happy ^-^ yeaws. 
:33 As ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ and ÚwÚ as xDD jocund ÚwÚ as uWu to >w< jest 
:3 Go ^-^ I uWu to xDD fight: >_> twuth hath a x3 quiet breast. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Farewell, >_> my lord, :33 secuwewy ^-^ I espy 
>_< Viwtue xDD with OwO vawouw ^.^ couched ^-^ in ^w^ thinye >w< eye. 
>_> Owdew >w< the UwU twiaw, >_< Mawshaw, ^-^ and begin. 
^.^ MAWSHAW. Harry :3 of xDD Hewefowd, :33 Wancastew, ^-^ and Derby, 
;;w;; Weceive thy :3 wance; ^-^ and >_> God defend >w< the x3 wight! 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Strong ÚwÚ as a tower ^-^ in x3 hope, ^-^ I ^.^ cwy amen. 
^.^ MAWSHAW. ^w^ [To :3 an officer] :3 Go ;;w;; beaw ^w^ this >_< wance uWu to >_> Thomas, 
xDD Duke :3 of xDD Nyowfowk. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ HEWAWD. Harry :3 of xDD Hewefowd, :33 Wancastew, ^-^ and Derby, 
uWu Stands ÚwÚ hewe for God, ^.^ his uWu soveweign, ^-^ and ^w^ himsewf, 
:3 On ;;w;; pain uWu to >_< be x3 found x3 fawse ^-^ and x3 wecweant, 
>_< To >_< pwove >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ;;w;; Nyowfowk, ;;w;; Thomas Mowbray, 
xDD A UwU twaitow uWu to ^.^ his God, ^.^ his :3 King, ^-^ and xDD him; 
And ^w^ dawes xDD him uWu to ^w^ set ;;w;; fowwawd uWu to >w< the :3 fight. 
SECOND ^.^ HEWAWD. uWu Hewe ^w^ standeth ;;w;; Thomas Mowbray, xDD Duke :3 of ;;w;; Nyowfowk, 
:3 On ;;w;; pain uWu to >_< be x3 found x3 fawse ^-^ and x3 wecweant, 
ÚwÚ Both uWu to defend ^w^ himsewf, ^-^ and uWu to ÚwÚ appwove 
Henry :3 of xDD Hewefowd, :33 Wancastew, ^-^ and Derby, 
>_< To God, ^.^ his uWu soveweign, ^-^ and uWu to xDD him uWu diswoyaw, 
Courageously ^-^ and xDD with a >w< fwee desire 
xDD Attending but >w< the uWu signyaw uWu to begin. 
^.^ MAWSHAW. ^.^ Sound ;;w;; twumpets; ^-^ and ^w^ set :33 fowwawd, >_< combatants. 
^.^ [A charge sounded] 
Stay, >w< the OwO King hath thrown ^.^ his xDD wawdew down. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Let them lay :3 by their >_> hewmets ^-^ and their ^-^ speaws, 
And x3 both ^w^ wetuwn >_< back uWu to their >w< chaiws again. 
:33 Withdwaw xDD with x3 us; ^-^ and let >w< the trumpets sound 
uWu Whiwe ;;w;; we ^w^ wetuwn uWu these dukes what ;;w;; we UwU decwee. 

xDD A long >w< fwouwish, :33 whiwe >w< the UwU KING consults ^.^ his OwO Counciw 

Draw >_> nyeaw, 
And ^w^ wist what xDD with x3 ouw OwO counciw ;;w;; we have OwO donye. 
:3 Fow ^w^ that x3 ouw kingdom's earth OwO shouwd UwU nyot >_< be soil'd 
With ^w^ that dear UwU bwood xDD which it hath ;;w;; fostewed; 
And for x3 ouw ^.^ eyes do hate >w< the ^w^ diwe :3 aspect 
Of >_< civiw >_< wounds ^.^ pwough'd :3 up xDD with ^-^ nyeighbouws' sword; 
And for ;;w;; we xDD think >w< the eagle-winged ^-^ pwide 
Of uWu sky-aspiwing ^-^ and ambitious xDD thoughts, 
With ^.^ wivaw-hating envy, ^w^ set on :33 you 
>_< To wake x3 ouw OwO peace, xDD which ^-^ in x3 ouw ^-^ countwy's ^-^ cwadwe 
>_< Dwaws >w< the sweet infant >_< bweath :3 of ÚwÚ gentwe sleep; 
Which ;;w;; so ;;w;; wous'd :3 up xDD with >_< boist'wous untun'd ;;w;; dwums, 
With OwO hawsh-wesounding OwO twumpets' dreadful >_> bway, 
And OwO gwating xDD shock :3 of ^.^ wwathfuw >_> iwon ^w^ awms, 
:33 Might OwO fwom x3 ouw x3 quiet :33 confinyes xDD fwight ^.^ faiw peace 
And uWu make uWu us OwO wade uWu even ^-^ in x3 ouw >_< kindwed's ^-^ bwood- 
Therefore ;;w;; we banish :33 you x3 ouw >_< tewwitowies. 
You, ;;w;; cousin xDD Hewefowd, upon ;;w;; pain :3 of >_< wife, 
xDD Tiww twice ÚwÚ five summers have ÚwÚ enwich'd x3 ouw ^-^ fiewds 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU nyot OwO wegweet x3 ouw ^.^ faiw :33 dominyions, 
xDD But ÚwÚ twead >w< the stranger :3 paths :3 of >_> banyishment. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ;;w;; Youw >w< wiww >_< be OwO donye. ^.^ This must >_> my x3 comfowt be- 
:33 That sun ^w^ that ^w^ wawms :33 you ÚwÚ hewe >_< shaww shine on me, 
And those ^.^ his xDD gowden ^w^ beams uWu to :33 you ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ went 
ÚwÚ Shaww point on :33 me ^-^ and gild >_> my >_> banyishment. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ;;w;; Nyowfowk, for ÚwÚ thee uWu wemains a >_< heaview xDD doom, 
Which ^-^ I xDD with ÚwÚ some UwU unwiwwingnyess pronounce: 
^.^ The x3 swy ^-^ swow >w< houws >_< shaww UwU nyot determinate 
^.^ The xDD datewess limit :3 of thy dear ^w^ exiwe; 
^.^ The hopeless :3 wowd :3 of x3 'nyevew uWu to return' 
uWu Bweathe ^-^ I ÚwÚ against ^-^ thee, upon ;;w;; pain :3 of ÚwÚ wife. 
>w< MOWBWAY. xDD A >_< heavy x3 sentence, >_> my :3 most sovereign liege, 
And ;;w;; aww >_< unwook'd for OwO fwom ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' UwU mouth. 
xDD A dearer >_> mewit, UwU nyot ;;w;; so ;;w;; deep a ^-^ maim 
:33 As uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ cast ^-^ fowth ^-^ in >w< the UwU common ;;w;; aiw, 
>_< Have ^-^ I xDD desewved :3 at ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' :3 hands. 
^.^ The >_< wanguage ^-^ I have learnt uWu these UwU fowty OwO yeaws, 
^w^ My native ^w^ Engwish, now ^-^ I must forgo; 
And now >_> my ^.^ tongue's ÚwÚ use is uWu to :33 me xDD nyo :33 mowe 
uWu Than :3 an unstringed x3 viow >w< ow a :3 hawp; 
>_> Ow OwO wike a cunning ^.^ instwument UwU cas'd :3 up 
^w^ Ow, being uWu open, put uWu into ^.^ his >w< hands 
:33 That UwU knyows xDD nyo >_< touch uWu to ^.^ tunye >w< the >w< hawmony. 
;;w;; Within >_> my uWu mouth :33 you have ^-^ engaow'd >_> my uWu tongue, 
ÚwÚ Doubwy x3 powtcuwwis'd xDD with >_> my >w< teeth ^-^ and lips; 
And ^.^ duww, unfeeling, x3 bawwen x3 ignyowance 
Is uWu made >_> my ;;w;; gaowew uWu to ^-^ attend on >w< me. 
^-^ I am x3 too old uWu to ^w^ fawn upon a :3 nyuwse, 
:33 Too far ^-^ in xDD yeaws uWu to >_< be a :33 pupiw UwU nyow. 
:3 What is thy x3 sentence, uWu then, but :33 speechwess >_< death, 
Which ^w^ wobs >_> my tongue OwO fwom breathing native x3 bweath? 
UwU KING RICHARD. >_> It xDD boots ÚwÚ thee UwU nyot uWu to >_< be compassionate; 
uWu Aftew x3 ouw x3 sentence :3 pwainying ÚwÚ comes x3 too x3 wate. 
>w< MOWBWAY. UwU Then UwU thus ^-^ I ^w^ tuwn :33 me OwO fwom >_> my >w< countwv's :3 wight, 
>_< To dwell ^-^ in solemn >w< shades :3 of OwO endwess night. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^-^ Wetuwn >w< again, ^-^ and ^w^ take :3 an oath xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
:3 Way on x3 ouw ;;w;; woyaw >_< swowd ^-^ youw ÚwÚ banyish'd hands; 
;;w;; Sweaw :3 by >w< the >_> duty ^w^ that :33 you ^-^ owe uWu to God, 
>_< Ouw ^.^ pawt ÚwÚ thewein ;;w;; we banish xDD with ^-^ youwsewves, 
>_< To :3 keep >w< the oath ^w^ that ;;w;; we >_< adminyistew: 
You UwU nyevew UwU shaww, ;;w;; so :33 hewp :33 you >_> twuth ^-^ and God, 
:3 Embwace uWu each UwU othew's :33 wove ^-^ in >_< banyishment; 
>_> Nyow UwU nyevew >w< wook upon uWu each UwU othew's xDD face; 
>_> Nyow UwU nyevew :3 wwite, xDD wegweet, >_< nyow reconcile 
^.^ This uWu wouwing tempest :3 of ^-^ youw >_> home-bwed ^w^ hate; 
>_> Nyow UwU nyevew :3 by advised OwO puwpose meet 
>_< To :33 pwot, ^-^ contwive, >w< ow ^w^ compwot :33 any ^-^ iww, 
^.^ 'Gainst us, x3 ouw xDD state, x3 ouw >w< subjects, >w< ow x3 ouw >_< wand. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ I :3 sweaw. 
>w< MOWBWAY. And ;;w;; I, uWu to :3 keep ;;w;; aww this. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ;;w;; Nyowfowk, ;;w;; so far ÚwÚ as uWu to mine >_> enyemy. 
By ^w^ this time, ^w^ had >w< the OwO King OwO pewmitted us, 
uWu Onye :3 of x3 ouw >_< souws ^w^ had UwU wand'wed ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; aiw, 
x3 Banyish'd ^w^ this frail xDD sepuwchwe :3 of x3 ouw >w< fwesh, 
:33 As now x3 ouw flesh is ÚwÚ banyish'd OwO fwom ^w^ this xDD wand- 
x3 Confess thy >_> tweasons ^-^ ewe >w< thou OwO fwy >w< the UwU weawm; 
;;w;; Since >w< thou UwU hast far uWu to go, ;;w;; beaw UwU nyot :3 awong 
^.^ The ;;w;; cwogging ;;w;; buwden :3 of a x3 guiwty >w< souw. 
>w< MOWBWAY. x3 Nyo, Bolingbroke; >_> if ^-^ evew ^-^ I were ÚwÚ twaitow, 
^w^ My name >_< be blotted OwO fwom >w< the book :3 of >_< wife, 
And ^-^ I OwO fwom :3 heaven ÚwÚ banyish'd ÚwÚ as OwO fwom hence! 
xDD But what >w< thou >_< awt, God, UwU thou, ^-^ and ;;w;; I, do >w< knyow; 
And ;;w;; aww x3 too OwO soon, ^-^ I fear, >w< the OwO King >_< shaww x3 wue. 
Farewell, >_> my OwO wiege. :3 Nyow xDD nyo x3 way ^w^ can ^-^ I ^-^ stway: 
^.^ Save >_< back uWu to ^.^ Engwand, :3 an >w< the x3 wowwd's >_> my way. x3 Exit 
UwU KING RICHARD. x3 Uncwe, uWu even ^-^ in >w< the glasses :3 of ^w^ thinye ^.^ eyes 
^-^ I see thy :33 gwieved >w< heawt. >w< Thy ;;w;; sad :3 aspect 
uWu Hath OwO fwom >w< the :33 nyumbew :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ banyish'd xDD yeaws 
:33 Pwuck'd :3 fouw uWu away. ^w^ [To ÚwÚ BOWINGBWOKE] ÚwÚ Six >_> fwozen OwO wintews >_< spent, 
^-^ Wetuwn xDD with >_< wewcome home OwO fwom >_> banyishment. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU How long a :3 time ^w^ wies ^-^ in >w< onye ^-^ wittwe xDD wowd! 
^.^ Fouw >_< wagging OwO wintews ^-^ and :3 fouw ÚwÚ wanton xDD spwings 
^w^ End ^-^ in a >_< wowd: >_< such is >w< the >_< bweath :3 of ;;w;; Kings. 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. ^-^ I UwU thank >_> my ^-^ wiege ^w^ that ^-^ in ^.^ wegawd :3 of :33 me 
He x3 showtens :3 fouw xDD yeaws :3 of >_> my son's ^w^ exiwe; 
xDD But ^-^ wittwe vantage >_< shaww ^-^ I >_> weap thereby, 
:3 Fow ^-^ ewe >w< the six xDD yeaws ^w^ that UwU he hath uWu to ÚwÚ spend 
>_> Can ^w^ change their >w< moons ^-^ and >_< bwing their xDD times uWu about, 
^w^ My oil-dried lamp ^-^ and time-bewasted :3 wight 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be extinct xDD with age ^-^ and OwO endwess night; 
^w^ My :3 inch :3 of >w< tapew >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ buwnt ^-^ and x3 donye, 
And >w< bwindfowd ÚwÚ death UwU nyot let :33 me see >_> my ;;w;; son. 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 Why, >w< uncwe, >w< thou UwU hast uWu many xDD yeaws uWu to xDD wive. 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. xDD But UwU nyot a OwO minyute, :3 King, ^w^ that >w< thou >_> canst give: 
>_< Showten >_> my ^-^ days >w< thou >_> canst xDD with >_> suwwen >_> sowwow 
And pluck nights OwO fwom me, but UwU nyot ^w^ wend a UwU mowwow; 
Thou UwU can'st :33 hewp :3 time uWu to furrow :33 me xDD with :3 age, 
xDD But >w< stop xDD nyo wrinkle ^-^ in ^.^ his pilgrimage; 
>w< Thy :3 wowd is OwO cuwwent xDD with xDD him for >_> my >_< death, 
xDD But >_> dead, thy :33 kingdom ;;w;; cannyot :3 buy >_> my >_> bweath. 
UwU KING RICHARD. >w< Thy ^-^ son is ÚwÚ banyish'd upon ^w^ good uWu advice, 
>_> Wheweto thy tongue a party-verdict ;;w;; gave. 
^.^ Why :3 at x3 ouw ÚwÚ justice seem'st >w< thou :33 then uWu to ÚwÚ wouw? 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. :33 Things sweet uWu to >_< taste >_< pwove ^-^ in digestion xDD souw. 
You :3 uwg'd :33 me ÚwÚ as a judge; but ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew 
You :3 wouwd have :33 bid :33 me xDD awgue OwO wike a :33 fathew. 
OwO O, ^w^ had it OwO been a ÚwÚ stwangew, UwU nyot >_> my uWu chiwd, 
>_< To OwO smooth ^.^ his x3 fauwt ^-^ I OwO shouwd have OwO been :33 mowe ^w^ miwd. 
xDD A partial ;;w;; swandew sought ^-^ I uWu to ^w^ avoid, 
And ^-^ in >w< the x3 sentence >_> my ^-^ own OwO wife ^w^ destwoy'd. 
>_> Awas, ^-^ I OwO wook'd uWu when ÚwÚ some :3 of :33 you OwO shouwd say 
^-^ I >_> was x3 too :33 stwict uWu to uWu make mine ^-^ own away; 
xDD But :33 you ÚwÚ gave uWu weave uWu to >_> my unwilling tongue 
Against >_> my >w< wiww uWu to do myself ^w^ this ;;w;; wwong. 
UwU KING RICHARD. :33 Cousin, :3 faweweww; UwU and, >w< uncwe, :33 bid xDD him >_< so. 
ÚwÚ Six xDD yeaws ;;w;; we banish :3 him, ^-^ and UwU he >_< shaww ^w^ go. 
xDD Fwouwish. x3 Exit UwU KING xDD with >w< twain 
^.^ AUMEWWE. :33 Cousin, :3 faweweww; what presence must UwU nyot :33 knyow, 
^w^ Fwom >w< whewe :33 you do UwU wemain let paper show. 
^.^ MAWSHAW. ^w^ My lord, xDD nyo uWu weave ^w^ take ;;w;; I, for ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 wide 
:33 As far ÚwÚ as ^w^ wand >w< wiww let :33 me :3 by ^-^ youw uWu side. 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. OwO O, uWu to what OwO puwpose dost >w< thou >w< hoawd thy >_< wowds, 
:33 That >w< thou returnest xDD nyo uWu gweeting uWu to thy friends? 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ I have x3 too OwO few uWu to ^w^ take >_> my uWu weave :3 of ^.^ you, 
When >w< the ^.^ tongue's :33 office OwO shouwd >_< be UwU pwodigaw 
>_< To ^-^ bweathe >w< the abundant dolour :3 of >w< the >w< heawt. 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. >w< Thy grief is but thy ;;w;; absence for a time. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 Joy :33 absent, grief is present for ^w^ that time. 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. :3 What is six xDD wintews? xDD They are quickly gone. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_< To ^-^ men ^-^ in ^w^ joy; but grief ^-^ makes >w< onye hour ^.^ ten. 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. x3 Caww it a >_< twavew ^w^ that >w< thou UwU tak'st for ^.^ pweasuwe. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^w^ My :33 heawt >w< wiww xDD sigh uWu when ^-^ I >_< miscaww it ;;w;; so, 
Which finds it :3 an UwU enfowced pilgrimage. 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. ^.^ The >_> suwwen >_> passage :3 of thy :33 weawy >_< steps 
:33 Esteem ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ foiw :33 whewein >w< thou UwU awt uWu to ^w^ set 
^.^ The ;;w;; pwecious ÚwÚ jewew :3 of thy home >_> wetuwn. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Nay, ^w^ wathew, >_> evewy x3 tedious xDD stwide ^-^ I uWu make 
Will but remember :33 me what a ^.^ deaw :3 of UwU wowwd 
^-^ I wander OwO fwom >w< the >_> jewews ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 wove. 
ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I UwU nyot >_> sewve a long :33 appwenticehood 
>_< To ^-^ foweign passages; ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ end, 
^.^ Having >_> my :3 fweedom, >_< boast :3 of OwO nyothing else 
xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> was a UwU jouwnyeyman uWu to xDD gwief? 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. ;;w;; Aww places ^w^ that >w< the eye :3 of :3 heaven :33 visits 
;;w;; Awe uWu to a uWu wise man >_< powts ^-^ and happy x3 havens. 
ÚwÚ Teach thy necessity uWu to :3 weason UwU thus: 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo virtue OwO wike >_> nyecessity. 
>w< Think UwU nyot >w< the OwO King >w< did banish ^-^ thee, 
xDD But >w< thou >w< the UwU King. ÚwÚ Woe x3 doth >w< the >_< heaview ÚwÚ sit 
;;w;; Whewe it UwU pewceives it is but >_> faintwy home. 
^.^ Go, say ^-^ I >_> sent ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fowth uWu to uWu puwchase ;;w;; honyouw, 
And UwU nyot >w< the OwO King ÚwÚ exiw'd ;;w;; thee; >w< ow uWu suppose 
:33 Devouwing ^.^ pestiwence OwO hangs ^-^ in x3 ouw air 
And >w< thou UwU awt flying uWu to a ÚwÚ fweshew clime. 
ÚwÚ Wook what thy ^w^ souw UwU howds x3 deaw, ^.^ imaginye it 
>_< To >_< wie ^w^ that x3 way >w< thou uWu goest, UwU nyot whence >w< thou com'st. 
Suppose >w< the ^.^ singing >_< biwds UwU musicians, 
^.^ The grass UwU wheweon >w< thou UwU twead'st >w< the presence ^w^ stwew'd, 
^.^ The >w< fwowews ^.^ faiw :3 wadies, ^-^ and thy >_< steps xDD nyo :33 mowe 
uWu Than a ÚwÚ dewightfuw :3 measuwe >w< ow a xDD dance; 
:3 Fow >w< gnyawwing >_> sowwow hath less ÚwÚ powew uWu to bite 
^.^ The man ^w^ that ;;w;; mocks :3 at it ^-^ and ÚwÚ sets it x3 wight. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. OwO O, ;;w;; who ^w^ can hold a ^w^ fiwe ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU hand 
By ^.^ thinking on >w< the UwU fwosty :3 Caucasus? 
>_> Ow cloy >w< the UwU hungwy OwO edge :3 of :3 appetite 
By uWu bawe imagination :3 of a feast? 
>_> Ow wallow naked ^-^ in ;;w;; Decembew UwU snyow 
By ^.^ thinking on >_< fantastic >w< summew's UwU heat? 
OwO O, x3 nyo! >w< the >w< appwehension :3 of >w< the ^w^ good 
^.^ Gives but >w< the greater feeling uWu to >w< the >_> wowse. 
>_> Feww ÚwÚ sowwow's ÚwÚ tooth x3 doth UwU nyevew rankle :33 mowe 
uWu Than uWu when UwU he ^-^ bites, but ÚwÚ wanceth UwU nyot >w< the :33 sowe. 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. uWu Come, come, >_> my son, >_< I'ww >_< bwing ÚwÚ thee on thy way. 
Had ^-^ I thy OwO youtwi ^-^ and cause, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot stay. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. OwO Then, uWu Engwand's OwO gwound, :3 faweweww; sweet >w< soiw, :33 adieu; 
^w^ My mother, ^-^ and >_> my :3 nyuwse, ^w^ that >_< beaws :33 me >_> yet! 
:3 Whewe'ew ^-^ I ^-^ wandew, >_< boast :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ I can: 
OwO Though banish'd, yet a ^w^ twuebown ÚwÚ Engwish man. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 
>w< Wondon. ^.^ The >w< couwt 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, xDD with ^-^ BAGOT ^-^ and GREEN, :3 at >w< onye >w< doow; 
^-^ and >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF AUMERLE :3 at uWu anyothew 

UwU KING RICHARD. OwO We >w< did >_< obsewve. uWu Cousin >_< Aumewwe, 
UwU How far brought :33 you >_> high uWu Hewefowd on ^.^ his >_> way? 
^.^ AUMEWWE. ^-^ I brought >_> high xDD Hewefowd, >_> if :33 you UwU caww xDD him ;;w;; so, 
xDD But uWu to >w< the UwU nyext >_> high OwO way, ^-^ and >w< thewe ^-^ I UwU weft ^-^ him. 
UwU KING RICHARD. And say, what >_> stowe :3 of parting tears were :33 shed? 
^.^ AUMEWWE. ^-^ Faith, none for x3 me; except >w< the xDD nyowth-east wind, 
Which :33 then UwU bwew uWu bittewwy ÚwÚ against x3 ouw uWu faces, 
^-^ Awak'd >w< the sleeping xDD wheum, ^-^ and ;;w;; so :3 by >_> chance 
ÚwÚ Did ^.^ gwace x3 ouw ^.^ howwow parting xDD with a uWu teaw. 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 What ^-^ said x3 ouw ;;w;; cousin uWu when :33 you :33 pawted xDD with him? 
^.^ AUMEWWE. :3 'Faweweww.' 
And, for >_> my :33 heawt disdained ^w^ that >_> my tongue 
^.^ Shouwd ;;w;; so OwO pwofanye >w< the word, ^w^ that ^-^ taught :33 me ;;w;; cwaft 
>_< To counterfeit uWu oppwession :3 of >_< such grief 
:33 That >_> wowds OwO seem'd UwU buwied ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ sowwow's :33 gwave. 
x3 Mawwy, :3 wouwd >w< the :3 wowd 'farewell' have length'ned >w< houws 
And ;;w;; added xDD yeaws uWu to ^.^ his x3 showt x3 banyishment, 
He OwO shouwd have ^w^ had a volume :3 of farewells; 
xDD But >_> since it :3 wouwd not, UwU he ^w^ had none :3 of >w< me. 
UwU KING RICHARD. He is x3 ouw cousin, OwO cousin; but ÚwÚ 'tis >_> doubt, 
When :3 time >_< shaww UwU caww xDD him home OwO fwom x3 banyishment, 
^.^ Whethew x3 ouw >_> kinsman come uWu to see ^.^ his uWu fwiends. 
:33 Ouwsewf, ^-^ and uWu Bushy, UwU Bagot ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ and uWu Gween, 
Observ'd ^.^ his :3 couwtship uWu to >w< the UwU common xDD peopwe; 
UwU How UwU he >w< did seem uWu to dive uWu into their ^-^ heawts 
With OwO humbwe ^-^ and :3 famiwiaw :3 couwtesy; 
:3 What xDD wevewence UwU he >w< did OwO thwow xDD away on >_< swaves, 
>_> Wooing x3 poow craftsmen xDD with >w< the ;;w;; cwaft :3 of ^-^ smiwes 
And ^.^ patient underbearing :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ fowtunye, 
:33 As x3 'twewe uWu to banish their :3 affects xDD with ^-^ him. 
uWu Off :3 goes ^.^ his OwO bonnyet uWu to :3 an uWu oystew-wench; 
xDD A >w< bwace :3 of :33 dwaymen :33 bid >_> God >_< speed xDD him ^w^ weww 
And ^w^ had >w< the tribute :3 of ^.^ his supple >w< knyee, 
With 'Thanks, >_> my >_< countwymen, >_> my >_> woving ^.^ fwiends'; 
:33 As were x3 ouw ;;w;; Engwand ^-^ in ÚwÚ wevewsion uWu his, 
And UwU he x3 ouw ^.^ subjects' UwU nyext ^w^ degwee ^-^ in ^-^ hope. 
xDD GWEEN. xDD Weww, UwU he is gone; ^-^ and xDD with xDD him ^w^ go uWu these ^-^ thoughts! 
:3 Nyow for >w< the ;;w;; webews xDD which >_< stand :33 out ^-^ in Ireland, 
>_< Expedient >_< manyage must >_< be x3 made, >_> my liege, 
Ere further :3 weisuwe yicld them further ÚwÚ means 
:3 Fow their ^w^ advantage ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' ^-^ woss. 
UwU KING RICHARD. OwO We >w< wiww ourself ^-^ in :33 pewson uWu to ^w^ this >w< waw; 
And, for x3 ouw coffers, xDD with x3 too >_> gweat a >w< couwt 
And liberal uWu wawgess, are x3 gwown ;;w;; somewhat :3 wight, 
OwO We are x3 enfowc'd uWu to farm x3 ouw ;;w;; woyaw UwU weawm; 
^.^ The >_> wevenyue xDD wheweof >_< shaww UwU fuwnyish uWu us 
:3 Fow x3 ouw x3 affaiws ^-^ in ;;w;; hand. UwU If ^w^ that come ^-^ showt, 
>_< Ouw ^.^ substitutes :3 at home >_< shaww have ^-^ bwank uWu chawtews; 
Whereto, uWu when :33 they >_< shaww >_< knyow what ^-^ men are UwU wich, 
xDD They >_< shaww >w< subscwibe them for uWu wawge sums :3 of :3 gowd, 
And ^.^ send them after uWu to ^.^ suppwy x3 ouw >_< wants; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu make for :3 Iwewand ^-^ pwesentwy. 

^-^ Entew xDD BUSHY 

uWu Bushy, what OwO nyews? 
;;w;; BUSHY. Old :33 John :3 of Gaunt is grievous ÚwÚ sick, >_> my lord, 
>_> Suddenwy :3 taken; ^-^ and hath >_> sent poste-haste 
>_< To entreat ^-^ youw >_> Majesty uWu to ^-^ visit ^-^ him. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ;;w;; Whewe ^w^ wies ^-^ he? 
;;w;; BUSHY. x3 At UwU Ewy UwU House. 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 Nyow put ^w^ it, God, ^-^ in >w< the UwU physician's ;;w;; mind 
>_< To :33 hewp xDD him uWu to ^.^ his grave :3 immediatewy! 
^.^ The ^w^ winying :3 of ^.^ his OwO coffews >_< shaww uWu make coats 
>_< To OwO deck x3 ouw :33 sowdiews for uWu these ^w^ Iwish xDD waws. 
uWu Come, gentlemen, let's ;;w;; aww ^w^ go ^-^ visit ^-^ him. 
xDD Pway >_> God ;;w;; we ^w^ may uWu make ^w^ haste, ^-^ and come x3 too :3 wate! 
OwO AWW. xDD Amen. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>w< Wondon. UwU Ewy House 

^-^ Entew :3 JOHN UwU OF ^-^ GAUNT, ÚwÚ sick, xDD with >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF ^-^ YOWK, etc. 

ÚwÚ GAUNT. Will >w< the OwO King come, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may ^-^ bweathe >_> my last 
^.^ In :33 whowesome ^-^ counsew uWu to ^.^ his unstaid >_> youth? 
UwU YOWK. Vex UwU nyot ÚwÚ youwsewf, >_< nyow ^-^ stwive UwU nyot xDD with ^-^ youw ^-^ bweath; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww ^-^ in uWu vain ÚwÚ comes ^-^ counsew uWu to ^.^ his ^.^ eaw. 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. OwO O, but :33 they say >w< the tongues :3 of OwO dying ^-^ men 
^.^ Enfowce ^-^ attention OwO wike ;;w;; deep >w< hawmony. 
;;w;; Whewe >_> wowds are xDD scawce, :33 they are >_> sewdom ;;w;; spent ^-^ in xDD vain; 
:3 Fow :33 they ^-^ bweathe >_> twuth ^w^ that ^-^ bweathe their >_> wowds ^.^ -in x3 pain. 
He ^w^ that xDD nyo :33 mowe must say is :33 wisten'd :33 mowe 
uWu Than :33 they whom ^w^ youth ^-^ and ^-^ ease have ^-^ taught uWu to UwU gwose; 
x3 Mowe are men's ^w^ ends mark'd than their xDD wives OwO befowe. 
^.^ The setting sun, ^-^ and music :3 at >w< the UwU cwose, 
:33 As >w< the last >_< taste :3 of :3 sweets, is sweetest ^-^ wast, 
OwO Wwit ^-^ in :33 wemembwance :33 mowe than things long past. 
OwO Though :3 Wichawd >_> my life's ^-^ counsew :3 wouwd UwU nyot uWu heaw, 
^w^ My ;;w;; death's ;;w;; sad x3 tawe ^w^ may yet undeaf ^.^ his ^.^ eaw. 
UwU YOWK. >w< Nyo; it is >_< stopp'd xDD with x3 othew ;;w;; fwattewing sounds, 
:33 As :3 pwaises, :3 of :3 whose >_< taste >w< the uWu wise are OwO fond, 
Lascivious x3 metwes, uWu to :3 whose ^-^ venyom sound 
^.^ The uWu open >_> eaw :3 of ^w^ youth x3 doth uWu awways listen; 
Report :3 of >w< fashions ^-^ in ÚwÚ pwoud ^w^ Itawy, 
>_< Whose :3 mannyews OwO stiww x3 ouw ^w^ tawdy ^w^ apish >w< nyation 
Limps after ^-^ in base imitation. 
;;w;; Whewe x3 doth >w< the UwU wowwd ;;w;; thwust ^-^ fowth a ;;w;; vanyity- 
So it >_< be nyew, >_< thewe's xDD nyo ^w^ wespect how vile- 
:33 That is UwU nyot quickly xDD buzz'd uWu into ^.^ his xDD eaws? 
UwU Then ;;w;; aww x3 too OwO wate ÚwÚ comes ^-^ counsew uWu to >_< be heard 
;;w;; Whewe >w< wiww x3 doth :3 mutiny xDD with xDD wit's ^w^ wegawd. 
:33 Diwect UwU nyot xDD him :3 whose x3 way himself >w< wiww >w< choose. 
'Tis >_< bweath >w< thou lack'st, ^-^ and ^w^ that >_< bweath OwO wiwt >w< thou x3 wose. 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. xDD Methinks ^-^ I am a prophet xDD nyew ÚwÚ inspiw'd, 
And UwU thus expiring do foretell :3 of him: 
:33 His >_> wash :3 fiewce UwU bwaze :3 of riot ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ wast, 
:3 Fow >_< viowent ^.^ fiwes UwU soon burn :33 out ÚwÚ themsewves; 
ÚwÚ Smaww showers last :33 wong, but xDD sudden UwU stowms are >_> showt; 
He >w< tiwes betimes ^w^ that >_< spuws x3 too fast x3 betimes; 
With >w< eagew feeding uWu food x3 doth choke >w< the :3 feedew; 
x3 Wight x3 vanyity, UwU insatiate :3 cowmowant, 
:33 Consuming x3 means, UwU soon preys upon ^-^ itsewf. 
^.^ This ;;w;; woyaw ^w^ thwonye :3 of >_< kings, ^w^ this >w< scept'wed ^w^ iswe, 
^.^ This earth :3 of majesty, ^w^ this ^w^ seat :3 of Mars, 
^.^ This x3 othew Eden, xDD demi-pawadise, 
^.^ This fortress built :3 by Nature for x3 hewsewf 
Against >_> infection ^-^ and >w< the UwU hand :3 of >w< waw, 
^.^ This happy ;;w;; bweed :3 of men, ^w^ this ^-^ wittwe world, 
^.^ This ;;w;; pwecious >w< stonye ^w^ set ^-^ in >w< the silver sea, 
Which serves it ^-^ in >w< the :33 office :3 of a ^-^ waww, 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ as a x3 moat xDD defensive uWu to a uWu house, 
Against >w< the >_< envy :3 of less uWu happiew ^w^ wands; 
^.^ This xDD bwessed :33 pwot, ^w^ this >_> eawth, ^w^ this uWu weawm, ^w^ this ^.^ Engwand, 
^.^ This :3 nyuwse, ^w^ this ^.^ teeming >_< womb :3 of ;;w;; woyaw >_< kings, 
uWu Feaw'd :3 by their ^w^ bweed, ^-^ and famous :3 by their ^-^ biwth, 
Renowned for their deeds ÚwÚ as far OwO fwom ;;w;; home, 
:3 Fow Christian UwU sewvice ^-^ and OwO twue >_< chivawwy, 
:33 As is >w< the xDD sepuwchwe ^-^ in OwO stubbown Jewry 
Of >w< the x3 wowwd's ransom, xDD bwessed ^-^ Mawy's Son; 
^.^ This ^w^ wand :3 of >_< such dear souls, ^w^ this dear dear land, 
^-^ Deaw for ;;w;; hew ^-^ weputation through >w< the world, 
Is now >_> weas'd >_< out-I :33 die >_> pwonyouncing uWu it- 
>w< Wike uWu to a tenement >w< ow pelting ;;w;; fawm. 
^.^ Engwand, ^.^ bound ^-^ in xDD with >w< the uWu twiumphant sea, 
>_< Whose xDD wocky ^w^ showe xDD beats >_< back >w< the :33 envious siege 
Of uWu wat'wy :3 Nyeptunye, is now ^.^ bound ^-^ in xDD with >w< shame, 
With ;;w;; inky blots ^-^ and >w< wotten parchment bonds; 
:33 That ^.^ Engwand, ^w^ that >_> was UwU wont uWu to xDD conquew others, 
uWu Hath uWu made a OwO shamefuw UwU conquest :3 of ^-^ itsewf. 
>_< Ah, :3 wouwd >w< the scandal vanish xDD with >_> my >_< wife, 
UwU How happy :33 then were >_> my ÚwÚ ensuing uWu death! 

^-^ Entew UwU KING ^-^ and ^w^ QUEEN, AUMERLE, ^w^ BUSHY, GREEN, >w< BAGOT, 
;;w;; Woss, ^-^ and WILLOUGHBY 

UwU YOWK. ^.^ The OwO King is uWu come; ^.^ deaw mildly xDD with ^.^ his uWu youth, 
:3 Fow xDD young hot xDD cowts being ^-^ wag'd do xDD wage >w< the >w< mowe. 
>_< QUEEN. UwU How :33 fawes x3 ouw ^-^ nyobwe >w< uncwe Lancaster? 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 What uWu comfowt, man? UwU How ^w^ is't xDD with ÚwÚ aged Gaunt? 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. OwO O, how ^w^ that name >w< befits >_> my :33 composition! 
Old uWu Gaunt, uWu indeed; ^-^ and gaunt ^-^ in being OwO owd. 
;;w;; Within :33 me grief hath ÚwÚ kept a x3 tedious :33 fast; 
And ;;w;; who abstains OwO fwom ^.^ meat ^w^ that is UwU nyot gaunt? 
:3 Fow sleeping ;;w;; Engwand long :3 time have ^-^ I watch'd; 
>_< Watching >w< bweeds uWu weannyess, OwO weannyess is :3 an gaunt. 
^.^ The pleasure ^w^ that ÚwÚ some ^.^ fathews ;;w;; feed upon 
Is >_> my :33 stwict >w< fast-I UwU mean >_> my ^w^ chiwdwen's ^-^ wooks; 
And ÚwÚ thewein fasting, UwU hast >w< thou uWu made :33 me gaunt. 
Gaunt am ^-^ I for >w< the :3 gwave, gaunt ÚwÚ as a :3 gwave, 
>_< Whose ^.^ howwow >_< womb UwU inhewits :33 nyought but bones. 
UwU KING RICHARD. >_> Can ÚwÚ sick ^-^ men uWu pway ;;w;; so OwO nyicewy xDD with their UwU nyames? 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. x3 Nyo, >w< misewy ^-^ makes >_> spowt uWu to ;;w;; mock itself: 
;;w;; Since >w< thou dost >w< seek uWu to kill >_> my name ^-^ in me, 
^-^ I ;;w;; mock >_> my ;;w;; nyame, >_> gweat uWu king, uWu to flatter ;;w;; thee. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^.^ Shouwd OwO dying ^-^ men flatter xDD with those ^w^ that ;;w;; wive? 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. x3 Nyo, no; ^-^ men >_< wiving flatter those ^w^ that ^.^ die. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^w^ Thou, now >_> a-dying, x3 sayest >w< thou :33 fwattewest >w< me. 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. OwO O, x3 nyo! >w< thou ^w^ diest, though ^-^ I >w< the ;;w;; sickew OwO be. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^-^ I am ^-^ in ;;w;; heawth, ^-^ I ^-^ bweathe, ^-^ and see ÚwÚ thee ill. 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. :3 Nyow He ^w^ that uWu made :33 me UwU knyows ^-^ I see ÚwÚ thee :3 iww; 
uWu Iww ^-^ in myself uWu to see, ^-^ and ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; seeing ill. 
>w< Thy uWu death-bed is xDD nyo UwU wessew than thy ^w^ wand 
Wherein >w< thou liest ^-^ in ^-^ weputation ÚwÚ sick; 
And UwU thou, x3 too ^-^ cawewess ^.^ patient ÚwÚ as >w< thou >_< awt, 
:33 Commit'st thy ;;w;; anyointed body uWu to >w< the cure 
Of those ^.^ physicians ^w^ that >_> fiwst wounded UwU thee: 
xDD A >_> thousand ÚwÚ fwattewews ÚwÚ sit >_> within thy ^w^ cwown, 
>_< Whose uWu compass is xDD nyo bigger than thy head; 
And yet, >w< incaged ^-^ in ;;w;; so xDD smaww a ÚwÚ vewge, 
^.^ The waste is xDD nyo whit UwU wessew than thy >_< wand. 
OwO O, ^w^ had thy grandsire xDD with a >_< pwophet's eye 
Seen how ^.^ his son's ^-^ son OwO shouwd :33 destwoy ^.^ his :3 sons, 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ fowth thy reach UwU he :3 wouwd have OwO waid thy >w< shame, 
^-^ Deposing ÚwÚ thee :33 befowe >w< thou ^-^ wewt xDD possess'd, 
Which UwU awt :33 possess'd now uWu to >_< depose ^.^ thysewf. 
:3 Why, cousin, ^-^ wewt >w< thou :33 wegent :3 of >w< the world, 
>_> It were a OwO shame uWu to let ^w^ this ^w^ wand :3 by >_< wease; 
xDD But for thy UwU wowwd enjoying but ^w^ this land, 
Is it UwU nyot :33 mowe than OwO shame uWu to OwO shame it so? 
;;w;; Wandwowd :3 of ;;w;; Engwand UwU awt >w< thou uWu nyow, UwU nyot UwU King. 
>w< Thy ^.^ state :3 of :3 waw is bondslave uWu to >w< the law; 
And thou- 
UwU KING RICHARD. xDD A ^w^ wunyatic ;;w;; wean-witted >w< foow, 
;;w;; Pwesuming on :3 an >w< ague's >_< pwiviwege, 
>_> Dawest xDD with thy >_> fwozen uWu admonyition 
Make ^-^ pawe x3 ouw cheek, ;;w;; chasing >w< the ;;w;; woyaw UwU bwood 
With ^.^ fuwy OwO fwom ^.^ his native OwO wesidence. 
:3 Nyow :3 by >_> my :3 seat's >w< wight ;;w;; woyaw majesty, 
:33 Wewt >w< thou UwU nyot brother uWu to >_> gweat ^-^ Edwawd's son, 
^.^ This tongue ^w^ that UwU wuns ;;w;; so >_> woundwy ^-^ in thy ^.^ head 
^.^ Shouwd run thy ^.^ head OwO fwom thy unreverent :3 shouwdews. 
ÚwÚ GAUNT. OwO O, UwU Spawe :33 me not, >_> my brother ^-^ Edwawd's son, 
:3 Fow ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> was ^.^ his father ^-^ Edwawd's x3 son; 
:33 That UwU bwood ^.^ awweady, OwO wike >w< the >_< pewican, 
Hast >w< thou :33 tapp'd x3 out, ^-^ and >w< dwunkenwy uWu cawous'd. 
^w^ My brother :3 Gwoucestew, UwU pwain ^-^ weww-meanying >w< souw- 
^-^ Whom ^.^ faiw >w< befaww ^-^ in :3 heaven >_> 'mongst happy :3 souws!- 
:3 May >_< be a precedent ^-^ and x3 witnyess ^w^ good 
:33 That >w< thou ^.^ wespect'st UwU nyot >w< spiwwing ^-^ Edwawd's >w< bwood. 
uWu Join xDD with >w< the present >_< sicknyess ^w^ that ^-^ I x3 have; 
And thy >w< unkindnyess >_< be OwO wike ^-^ cwooked :3 age, 
>_< To crop :3 at once a x3 too long >_> withewed ^-^ fwowew. 
ÚwÚ Wive ^-^ in thy >w< shame, but :33 die UwU nyot OwO shame xDD with ^-^ thee! 
These >_> wowds hereafter thy >_> towmentows :3 be! 
x3 Convey :33 me uWu to >_> my UwU bed, :33 then uWu to >_> my :33 gwave. 
Love :33 they uWu to >_< wive ^w^ that :33 wove ^-^ and >w< honyouw >w< have. 
Exit, :33 bownye :33 out :3 by ^.^ his attendants 
UwU KING RICHARD. And let them :33 die ^w^ that age ^-^ and >_< suwwens x3 have; 
:3 Fow x3 both UwU hast UwU thou, ^-^ and x3 both ^-^ become >w< the :33 gwave. 
UwU YOWK. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ youw >_> Majesty uWu impute ^.^ his >_> wowds 
>_< To ^.^ waywawd sickliness ^-^ and age ^-^ in ^-^ him. 
He >_< woves ^.^ you, on >_> my >_< wife, ^-^ and UwU howds :33 you dear 
:33 As Harry xDD Duke :3 of xDD Hewefowd, were UwU he uWu hewe. 
UwU KING RICHARD. x3 Wight, :33 you say ;;w;; twue: ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ Hewefowd's love, ;;w;; so his; 
:33 As ;;w;; theiws, ;;w;; so mine; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >_< be ÚwÚ as it ^.^ is. 

^-^ Entew UwU NyOWTHUMBEWWAND 

OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ My liege, old Gaunt OwO commends xDD him uWu to ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 What x3 says ^-^ he? 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Nay, :3 nyothing; ;;w;; aww is :33 said. 
:33 His tongue is now a stringless instrument; 
>_> Wowds, >_< wife, ^-^ and >w< aww, old Lancaster hath spent. 
UwU YOWK. ;;w;; Be York >w< the UwU nyext ^w^ that must >_< be bankrupt so! 
OwO Though ÚwÚ death >_< be poor, it ^w^ ends a x3 mowtaw woe. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^.^ The >w< wipest fruit >_> fiwst ^w^ fawws, ^-^ and ;;w;; so x3 doth x3 he; 
:33 His :3 time is >_< spent, x3 ouw pilgrimage must OwO be. 
So ÚwÚ much for UwU that. :3 Nyow for x3 ouw ^w^ Iwish xDD waws. 
OwO We must :3 suppwant those ^.^ wough >_> wug-headed kerns, 
Which >_< wive OwO wike ^-^ venyom >w< whewe xDD nyo ^-^ venyom else 
xDD But :3 onwy :33 they have privilege uWu to xDD wive. 
And for uWu these >_> gweat x3 affaiws do ask ÚwÚ some :3 chawge, 
^w^ Towawds x3 ouw assistance ;;w;; we do seize uWu to uWu us 
^.^ The :33 pwate, :3 coin, :3 wevenyues, ^-^ and ^.^ moveabwes, 
ÚwÚ Wheweof x3 ouw >w< uncwe Gaunt >w< did >_< stand xDD possess'd. 
UwU YOWK. UwU How long >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< be OwO patient? >_< Ah, how long 
ÚwÚ Shaww tender >_> duty uWu make :33 me :3 suffew >_> wwong? 
uWu Nyot ^.^ Gwoucestew's >_< death, >_< nyow ÚwÚ Hewefowd's x3 banyishment, 
>_> Nyow ^w^ Gaunt's ^-^ webukes, >_< nyow uWu Engwand's private wrongs, 
>_> Nyow >w< the x3 pwevention :3 of x3 poow Bolingbroke 
About ^.^ his marriage, >_< nyow >_> my ^-^ own OwO disgwace, 
>_< Have ^-^ evew uWu made :33 me :3 souw >_> my ^.^ patient cheek 
>_> Ow ;;w;; bend >w< onye wrinkle on >_> my sovereign's OwO face. 
^-^ I am >w< the last :3 of ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ Edwawd's :3 sons, 
Of whom thy ^-^ fathew, xDD Pwince :3 of x3 Wawes, >_> was first. 
^.^ In ^-^ waw >_> was UwU nyevew lion ^-^ wag'd :33 mowe UwU fiewce, 
^.^ In peace >_> was UwU nyevew ÚwÚ gentwe ^w^ wamb :33 mowe ÚwÚ miwd, 
uWu Than >_> was ^w^ that xDD young ^-^ and ÚwÚ pwincewy xDD gentweman. 
:33 His UwU face >w< thou ^-^ hast, for uWu even ;;w;; so OwO wook'd ÚwÚ he, 
Accomplish'd xDD with >w< the :33 nyumbew :3 of thy uWu houws; 
xDD But uWu when UwU he frown'd, it >_> was ÚwÚ against >w< the :33 Fwench 
And UwU nyot ÚwÚ against ^.^ his uWu fwiends. :33 His ^-^ nyobwe UwU hand 
ÚwÚ Did >w< win what UwU he >w< did ^.^ spend, ^-^ and ;;w;; spent UwU nyot ^w^ that 
Which ^.^ his uWu twiumphant >_> fathew's UwU hand ^w^ had ^.^ won. 
:33 His >w< hands were x3 guiwty :3 of xDD nyo >_< kindwed uWu bwood, 
xDD But ÚwÚ bwoody xDD with >w< the enemies :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; kin. 
O ÚwÚ Wichawd! York is x3 too far ^w^ gonye xDD with xDD gwief, 
>_> Ow else UwU he UwU nyevew :3 wouwd xDD compawe between- 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 Why, >w< uncwe, what's >w< the x3 mattew? 
UwU YOWK. O >_> my liege, 
UwU Pawdon me, >_> if :33 you >w< pwease; >_> if not, ;;w;; I, pleas'd 
uWu Nyot uWu to >_< be UwU pawdonyed, am ÚwÚ content withal. 
>w< Seek :33 you uWu to seize ^-^ and gripe uWu into ^-^ youw >w< hands 
^.^ The x3 woyawties ^-^ and :3 wights :3 of ÚwÚ banyish'd uWu Hewefowd? 
Is UwU nyot Gaunt dead? ^-^ and x3 doth UwU nyot uWu Hewefowd ;;w;; wive? 
uWu Was UwU nyot Gaunt >w< just? ^-^ and is UwU nyot Harry >w< twue? 
ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot >w< the >w< onye ^w^ desewve uWu to have :3 an heir? 
Is UwU nyot ^.^ his >_< heiw a ÚwÚ weww-desewving son? 
Take ÚwÚ Hewefowd's :3 wights uWu away, ^-^ and ^w^ take OwO fwom ÚwÚ Time 
:33 His :3 chawtews ^-^ and ^.^ his OwO customawy UwU wights; 
Let UwU nyot uWu to-mowwow :33 then :3 ensue xDD to-day; 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot thyself-for how UwU awt >w< thou a :33 king 
xDD But :3 by ^.^ faiw uWu sequence ^-^ and >w< succession? 
xDD Nyow, x3 afowe uWu God-God x3 fowbid ^-^ I say :3 twue!- 
UwU If :33 you do :33 wwongfuwwy seize ÚwÚ Hewefowd's >_< wights, 
x3 Caww ^-^ in >w< the :33 wettews xDD patents ^w^ that UwU he hath 
By ^.^ his >_< attownyeys-genyewaw uWu to >_< sue 
:33 His UwU wivewy, ^-^ and uWu deny ^.^ his off'red homage, 
You pluck a >_> thousand :3 dangews on ^-^ youw head, 
You ;;w;; wose a >_> thousand ÚwÚ weww-disposed hearts, 
And ^w^ pwick >_> my tender x3 patience uWu to those ;;w;; thoughts 
Which >w< honyouw ^-^ and x3 awwegiance ;;w;; cannyot think. 
UwU KING RICHARD. >w< Think what :33 you will, ;;w;; we seize uWu into x3 ouw >w< hands 
:33 His :33 pwate, ^.^ his goods, ^.^ his xDD monyey, ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ wands. 
UwU YOWK. >_< I'ww UwU nyot >_< be :3 by >w< the while. ^w^ My liege, farewell. 
:3 What >w< wiww :3 ensue uWu heweof >_< thewe's none ^w^ can tell; 
xDD But :3 by ÚwÚ bad ;;w;; couwses ^w^ may >_< be ÚwÚ undewstood 
:33 That their x3 events ^w^ can UwU nyevew x3 faww :33 out :33 good. x3 Exit 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^.^ Go, uWu Bushy, uWu to >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of ÚwÚ Wiwtshiwe xDD stwaight; 
OwO Bid xDD him repair uWu to uWu us uWu to UwU Ewy House 
>_< To see ^w^ this >_> businyess. uWu To-mowwow UwU nyext 
OwO We >w< wiww for >w< Iwewand; ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis time, ^-^ I trow. 
And ;;w;; we >w< cweate, ^-^ in ;;w;; absence :3 of :33 ouwsewf, 
>_< Ouw :33 Uncwe York xDD Wowd uWu Govewnyow :3 of :3 Engwand; 
:3 Fow UwU he is OwO just, ^-^ and uWu awways :3 wov'd uWu us ^.^ weww. 
^w^ Come ;;w;; on, x3 ouw queen; uWu to-mowwow must ;;w;; we :3 pawt; 
;;w;; Be merry, for x3 ouw :3 time :3 of x3 stay is >w< showt. 
xDD Fwouwish. Exeunt x3 KING, ^w^ QUEEN, ^w^ BUSHY, AUMERLE, 
GREEN, ^-^ and ^-^ BAGOT 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. xDD Weww, ^w^ wowds, >w< the xDD Duke :3 of Lancaster is xDD dead. 
UwU Woss. And >_< wiving too; for now ^.^ his ^-^ son is ÚwÚ Duke. 
WILLOUGHBY. ^-^ Bawewy ^-^ in UwU titwe, UwU nyot ^-^ in revenues. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^-^ Wichwy ^-^ in both, >_> if ÚwÚ justice ^w^ had ;;w;; hew right. 
ROSS. ^w^ My :33 heawt is great; but it must x3 bweak xDD with x3 siwence, 
;;w;; Ewe't >_< be disburdened xDD with a liberal ;;w;; tongue. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Nay, UwU speak thy mind; ^-^ and let xDD him >w< nye'ew UwU speak :33 mowe 
:33 That ;;w;; speaks thy >_> wowds ;;w;; again uWu to do ÚwÚ thee harm! 
WILLOUGHBY. ^-^ Tends ^w^ that >w< thou wouldst UwU speak uWu to >w< the xDD Duke :3 of uWu Hewefowd? 
UwU If it >_< be ;;w;; so, :33 out xDD with it ^w^ bowdwy, >_< man; 
Quick is mine >_> eaw uWu to >_> heaw :3 of ^w^ good ^.^ towawds ^-^ him. 
ROSS. :33 Nyo ^w^ good :3 at ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ can do for xDD him; 
uWu Unwess :33 you UwU caww it ^w^ good uWu to :33 pity :3 him, 
x3 Beweft ^-^ and gelded :3 of ^.^ his >_< patwimony. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. xDD Nyow, x3 afowe God, ÚwÚ 'tis OwO shame >_< such ^.^ wwongs are :33 bownye 
^.^ In :3 him, a ;;w;; woyaw :33 pwince, ^-^ and uWu many moe 
Of ^-^ nyobwe UwU bwood ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 decwinying >_< wand. 
^.^ The OwO King is UwU nyot ^w^ himsewf, but basely led 
By :3 fwattewews; ^-^ and what :33 they >w< wiww ^-^ infowm, 
Merely ^-^ in hate, uWu 'gainst :33 any :3 of uWu us an, 
:33 That >w< wiww >w< the OwO King ÚwÚ sevewewy >_> pwosecute 
^.^ 'Gainst us, x3 ouw x3 wives, x3 ouw >w< chiwdwen, ^-^ and x3 ouw x3 heiws. 
ROSS. ^.^ The OwO commons hath UwU he pill'd xDD with grievous OwO taxes; 
And :3 quite :33 wost their ;;w;; heawts; >w< the :33 nyobwes hath UwU he find 
:3 Fow ancient ^.^ quawwews ^-^ and :3 quite :33 wost their hearts. 
WILLOUGHBY. And daily xDD nyew ;;w;; exactions are >w< devis'd, 
:33 As ;;w;; bwanks, benevolences, ^-^ and ^-^ I wot UwU nyot what; 
xDD But x3 what, a God's ;;w;; nyame, x3 doth ^-^ become :3 of xDD this? 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Wars hath UwU nyot ^w^ wasted ^w^ it, for >_> waww'd UwU he hath not, 
xDD But basely ÚwÚ yiewded upon ^.^ compwomise 
:33 That xDD which ^.^ his ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ ancestows >_> achiev'd xDD with blows. 
x3 Mowe hath UwU he ;;w;; spent ^-^ in peace than :33 they ^-^ in xDD waws. 
ROSS. ^.^ The uWu Eaww :3 of ÚwÚ Wiwtshiwe hath >w< the realm ^-^ in ;;w;; fawm. 
WILLOUGHBY. ^.^ The King's x3 gwown bankrupt OwO wike a x3 bwoken man. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_< Wepwoach ^-^ and UwU dissowution ÚwÚ hangeth OwO ovew ^-^ him. 
ROSS. He hath UwU nyot ^.^ monyey for uWu these ^w^ Iwish wars, 
:33 His burdenous taxations ÚwÚ nyotwithstanding, 
xDD But :3 by >w< the x3 wobbing :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ banyish'd ÚwÚ Duke. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :33 His ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ kinsman-most uWu degenyewate king! 
>w< But, ^w^ wowds, ;;w;; we >_> heaw ^w^ this OwO feawfuw tempest ÚwÚ sing, 
^w^ Yet >w< seek xDD nyo uWu shewtew uWu to ^.^ avoid >w< the storm; 
OwO We see >w< the ^.^ wind ÚwÚ sit ^w^ sowe upon x3 ouw ÚwÚ saiws, 
And yet ;;w;; we ;;w;; stwike not, but :33 secuwewy perish. 
ROSS. OwO We see >w< the :3 vewy wreck ^w^ that ;;w;; we must OwO suffew; 
And x3 unyavoided is >w< the danger now 
:3 Fow ^-^ suffewing ;;w;; so >w< the UwU causes :3 of x3 ouw ^-^ wweck. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu Nyot uWu so; uWu even through >w< the ^.^ howwow ^.^ eyes :3 of ÚwÚ death 
^-^ I ^w^ spy OwO wife ^.^ peewing; but ^-^ I dare UwU nyot say 
UwU How uWu nyeaw >w< the >_< tidings :3 of x3 ouw x3 comfowt ^.^ is. 
WILLOUGHBY. Nay, let uWu us ^-^ shawe thy ;;w;; thoughts ÚwÚ as >w< thou dost >_> ouws. 
ROSS. ;;w;; Be ^-^ confident uWu to :3 speak, OwO Nyowthumbewwand. 
OwO We xDD thwee are but thyself, UwU and, ^w^ speaking ;;w;; so, 
>w< Thy >_> wowds are but ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ thoughts; x3 thewefowe >_< be ^w^ bowd. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU Then UwU thus: ^-^ I have OwO fwom >_> We ;;w;; Powt >w< Bwanc, a ÚwÚ bay 
^.^ In uWu Bwittany, >_> weceiv'd intelligence 
:33 That Harry xDD Duke :3 of xDD Hewefowd, ^-^ Wainyowd xDD Wowd ;;w;; Cobham, 
:33 That OwO wate ^.^ bwoke OwO fwom >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ^.^ Exetew, 
:33 His ^-^ bwothew, Archbishop OwO wate :3 of ^-^ Cantewbuwy, 
:3 Siw ;;w;; Thomas >w< Ewpingham, :3 Siw :33 John ÚwÚ Wamston, 
:3 Siw :33 John ^.^ Nyowbewy, :3 Siw ;;w;; Wobewt xDD Watewton, ^-^ and :33 Fwancis ÚwÚ Quoint- 
;;w;; Aww :3 these, ^w^ weww furnish'd :3 by >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ^.^ Bwitainye, 
With xDD eight xDD taww ships, xDD thwee >_> thousand ^-^ men :3 of >w< waw, 
;;w;; Awe UwU making ÚwÚ hithew xDD with ;;w;; aww UwU due ÚwÚ expedience, 
And uWu showtwy UwU mean uWu to >_< touch x3 ouw xDD nyowthewn :33 showe. 
x3 Pewhaps :33 they ^w^ had ^-^ ewe ^w^ this, but ^w^ that :33 they x3 stay 
^.^ The >_> fiwst xDD depawting :3 of >w< the OwO King for ^w^ Iwewand. 
UwU If :33 then ;;w;; we >_< shaww shake off x3 ouw ^-^ swavish ^.^ yoke, 
;;w;; Imp :33 out x3 ouw ÚwÚ dwooping ^-^ countwy's x3 bwoken ÚwÚ wing, 
xDD Wedeem OwO fwom broking :33 pawn >w< the blemish'd ^w^ cwown, 
^-^ Wipe off >w< the ^-^ dust ^w^ that hides x3 ouw ;;w;; sceptwe's OwO giwt, 
And uWu make >_> high uWu majesty >w< wook OwO wike :3 itsewf, 
>_> Away xDD with :33 me ^-^ in ÚwÚ post uWu to :3 Wavenspuwgh; 
xDD But >_> if :33 you faint, ÚwÚ as x3 feawing uWu to do ;;w;; so, 
Stay ^-^ and >_< be secret, ^-^ and myself >w< wiww ^w^ go. 
ROSS. >_< To ^.^ howse, uWu to horse! >_> Uwge UwU doubts uWu to them ^w^ that >_< feaw. 
WILLOUGHBY. x3 Howd :33 out >_> my ^.^ howse, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> fiwst >_< be >w< thewe. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 
>_< Windsow :33 Castwe 

^-^ Entew ^w^ QUEEN, ^w^ BUSHY, ^-^ and ^-^ BAGOT 

;;w;; BUSHY. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ youw >_> Majesty is x3 too ÚwÚ much uWu sad. 
You promis'd, uWu when :33 you :33 pawted xDD with >w< the :3 King, 
>_< To lay :33 aside ^w^ wife-hawming heavinyess 
And entertain a cheerful x3 disposition. 
>_< QUEEN. >_< To UwU pwease >w< the :3 King, ^-^ I ^w^ did; uWu to UwU pwease myself 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot do x3 it; yet ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD nyo >_< cause 
^.^ Why ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< wewcome >_< such a x3 guest ÚwÚ as xDD gwief, 
^.^ Save ^.^ bidding >_< faweweww uWu to ;;w;; so sweet a x3 guest 
:33 As >_> my sweet xDD Wichawd. ^w^ Yet ;;w;; again :33 methinks 
^.^ Some unborn ^w^ sowwow, ripe ^-^ in fortune's womb, 
Is >w< coming ^.^ towawds me, ^-^ and >_> my inward ^w^ souw 
With OwO nyothing xDD twembwes. x3 At ÚwÚ some >_> thing it ÚwÚ gwieves 
x3 Mowe than xDD with parting OwO fwom >_> my lord >w< the UwU King. 
;;w;; BUSHY. >_> Each substance :3 of a grief hath twenty shadows, 
Which :3 shows OwO wike grief :3 itsewf, but is UwU nyot uWu so; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ sowwow's ^-^ eye, ÚwÚ gwazed xDD with >_> bwinding ^w^ teaws, 
>_< Divides >w< onye >_> thing xDD entiwe uWu to uWu many >w< objects, 
>w< Wike xDD pewspectives which, UwU wightwy UwU gaz'd >_< upon, 
x3 Show OwO nyothing but ^.^ confusion-ey'd uWu awwy, 
Distinguish OwO fowm. So ^-^ youw sweet Majesty, 
^-^ Wooking xDD awwy upon ^-^ youw :33 wowd's >_> depawtuwe, 
Find shapes :3 of grief :33 mowe than himself uWu to wail; 
Which, OwO wook'd on ÚwÚ as it UwU is, is :33 nyought but ;;w;; shadows 
Of what it is uWu nyot. OwO Then, :33 thwice-gwacious OwO Queen, 
x3 Mowe than ^-^ youw :33 wowd's departure UwU weep ÚwÚ nyot-mowe is UwU nyot ^.^ seen; 
>_> Ow >_> if it be, ÚwÚ 'tis xDD with x3 fawse ÚwÚ sowwow's ^-^ eye, 
Which for things OwO twue ^.^ weeps things x3 imaginyawy. 
>_< QUEEN. >_> It ^w^ may >_< be uWu so; but yet >_> my inward ^w^ souw 
x3 Pewsuades :33 me it is otherwise. UwU Howe'ew it be, 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot but >_< be >_> sad; ;;w;; so >_< heavy ;;w;; sad 
ÚwÚ As-though, on UwU thinking, on xDD nyo :3 thought ^-^ I OwO think- 
uWu Makes :33 me xDD with >_< heavy OwO nyothing UwU faint ^-^ and shrink. 
;;w;; BUSHY. 'Tis OwO nyothing but conceit, >_> my OwO gwacious OwO wady. 
>_< QUEEN. 'Tis OwO nyothing uWu wess: ^w^ conceit is OwO stiww ;;w;; dewiv'd 
^w^ Fwom ÚwÚ some forefather UwU gwief; mine is UwU nyot ;;w;; so, 
:3 Fow OwO nyothing hath begot >_> my x3 something xDD gwief, 
>_> Ow x3 something hath >w< the OwO nyothing ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ gwieve; 
'Tis ^-^ in ÚwÚ wevewsion ^w^ that ^-^ I do >_< possess- 
xDD But what it is ^w^ that is UwU nyot yet known x3 what, 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot name; ÚwÚ 'tis nameless ÚwÚ woe, ^-^ I wot. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ GWEEN 

xDD GWEEN. >_> God >_< save ^-^ youw Majesty! ^-^ and ^w^ weww ^w^ met, ;;w;; gentwemen. 
^-^ I hope >w< the OwO King is UwU nyot yet shipp'd for ^w^ Iwewand. 
>_< QUEEN. ^.^ Why uWu hopest >w< thou so? 'Tis xDD bettew hope UwU he is; 
:3 Fow ^.^ his designs xDD cwave ^w^ haste, ^.^ his haste ^w^ good ^-^ hope. 
UwU Then wherefore dost >w< thou hope UwU he is UwU nyot shipp'd? 
xDD GWEEN. :33 That ÚwÚ he, x3 ouw x3 hope, :33 might have retir'd ^.^ his ÚwÚ powew 
And driven uWu into ÚwÚ despaiw :3 an x3 enyemy's hope 
>_< Who ^w^ stwongwy hath ^w^ set footing ^-^ in ^w^ this >_< wand. 
^.^ The ÚwÚ banyish'd Bolingbroke repeals ^w^ himsewf, 
And xDD with ^-^ upwifted xDD awms is >_> safe ;;w;; awwiv'd 
x3 At >_< Wavenspuwgh. 
>_< QUEEN. :3 Nyow >_> God ^-^ in :3 heaven ;;w;; fowbid! 
xDD GWEEN. >_< Ah, ÚwÚ madam, ÚwÚ 'tis x3 too OwO twue; ^-^ and ^w^ that is ^-^ wowse, 
^.^ The xDD Wowd >w< Nyowthumbewwand, ^.^ his ^-^ son xDD young Henry Percy, 
^.^ The OwO Wowds :3 of ;;w;; Woss, Beaumond, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Wiwwoughby, 
With ;;w;; aww their powerful :3 fwiends, are fled uWu to ^-^ him. 
;;w;; BUSHY. ^.^ Why have :33 you UwU nyot proclaim'd Northumberland 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west uWu wevowted faction ^.^ twaitows? 
xDD GWEEN. OwO We x3 have; ÚwÚ wheweupon >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of :33 Wowcestew 
uWu Hath x3 bwoken ^.^ his xDD staff, :33 wesign'd ^.^ his xDD stewawdship, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the household servants fled xDD with xDD him 
>_< To ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke. 
>_< QUEEN. ;;w;; So, uWu Gween, >w< thou UwU awt >w< the ;;w;; midwife uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ woe, 
And Bolingbroke >_> my ÚwÚ sowwow's :33 dismaw OwO heiw. 
:3 Nyow hath >_> my ^w^ souw brought ^-^ fowth ;;w;; hew ;;w;; pwodigy; 
And ;;w;; I, a ^.^ gasping UwU nyew-dewivew'd mother, 
>_< Have xDD woe uWu to ÚwÚ woe, >_> sowwow uWu to >_> sowwow x3 join'd. 
;;w;; BUSHY. ^-^ Despaiw not, OwO madam. 
>_< QUEEN. >_< Who >_< shaww :33 hindew ÚwÚ me? 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ despaiw, ^-^ and >_< be :3 at xDD enmity 
With cozening >_< hope-he is a >_< fwattewew, 
xDD A parasite, a keeper-back :3 of >_< death, 
>_< Who OwO gentwy :3 wouwd dissolve >w< the ;;w;; bands :3 of >_< wife, 
Which x3 fawse hope lingers ^-^ in xDD extwemity. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ YOWK 

xDD GWEEN. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the xDD Duke :3 of >_> Yowk. 
>_< QUEEN. With signs :3 of ^-^ waw uWu about ^.^ his ÚwÚ aged uWu nyeck. 
OwO O, full :3 of :33 cawefuw business are ^.^ his >w< wooks! 
x3 Uncwe, for God's xDD sake, UwU speak OwO comfowtabwe :3 wowds. 
UwU YOWK. ^.^ Shouwd ^-^ I do ;;w;; so, ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^w^ bewie >_> my thoughts. 
>_< Comfowt's ^-^ in ;;w;; heaven; ^-^ and ;;w;; we are on >w< the >_> eawth, 
;;w;; Whewe OwO nyothing xDD wives but ^.^ cwosses, :3 cawes, ^-^ and grief. 
;;w;; Youw :3 husband, UwU he is ^w^ gonye uWu to >_< save far ÚwÚ off, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ÚwÚ othews come uWu to uWu make xDD him ;;w;; wose :3 at home. 
uWu Hewe am ^-^ I UwU weft uWu to underprop ^.^ his land, 
^-^ Who, ^w^ weak xDD with :3 age, ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ suppowt uWu mysewf. 
:3 Nyow ÚwÚ comes >w< the ÚwÚ sick hour ^w^ that ^.^ his ÚwÚ suwfeit ÚwÚ made; 
:3 Nyow >_< shaww UwU he xDD twy ^.^ his >w< fwiends ^w^ that OwO fwattew'd ^-^ him. 

^-^ Entew a OwO SEWVINGMAN 

UwU SEWVINGMAN. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ youw ^-^ son >_> was ^w^ gonye :33 befowe ^-^ I >_> came. 
UwU YOWK. He ^-^ was-why ;;w;; so ^w^ go ;;w;; aww xDD which x3 way it >_> wiww! 
^.^ The :33 nyobwes :33 they are uWu fwed, >w< the OwO commons :33 they are >_< cowd 
And will, ^-^ I fear, x3 wevowt on ÚwÚ Hewefowd's uWu side. 
^w^ Siwwah, x3 get ÚwÚ thee uWu to :33 Pwashy, uWu to >_> my ;;w;; sistew Gloucester; 
OwO Bid ;;w;; hew ^.^ send :33 me uWu pwesentwy a >_> thousand ^w^ pound. 
Hold, ^w^ take >_> my ring. 
UwU SEWVINGMAN. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 fowgot uWu to tell ^-^ youw lordship, 
;;w;; To-day, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I came ;;w;; by, ^-^ I :3 cawwed >w< thewe- 
xDD But ^-^ I >_< shaww ^-^ gwieve :33 you uWu to >_< wepowt >w< the >_> west. 
UwU YOWK. :3 What :3 is't, knave? 
UwU SEWVINGMAN. ;;w;; An hour :33 befowe ^-^ I >w< came, >w< the >w< Duchess died. 
UwU YOWK. >_> God for ^.^ his OwO mewcy! what a tide :3 of ^-^ woes 
^w^ Comes :3 wushing on ^w^ this ;;w;; woefuw ^w^ wand :3 at once! 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what uWu to do. ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu to God, 
So >_> my UwU untwuth ^w^ had UwU nyot >_> pwovok'd xDD him uWu to ^w^ it, 
^.^ The OwO King ^w^ had cut off >_> my ^.^ head xDD with >_> my brother's. 
^w^ What, are >w< thewe xDD nyo posts ^-^ dispatch'd for OwO Iwewand? 
UwU How >_< shaww ;;w;; we do for ^.^ monyey for uWu these ^-^ waws? 
uWu Come, >_< sistew-cousin, ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 say-pway, >w< pawdon >w< me. 
^.^ Go, fellow, x3 get ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; home, provide ÚwÚ some carts, 
And >_< bwing xDD away >w< the x3 awmouw ^w^ that is >w< thewe. 
x3 Exit OwO SEWVINGMAN 
:33 Gentwemen, >w< wiww :33 you ^w^ go >w< mustew ÚwÚ men? 
UwU If ^-^ I >_< knyow how >w< ow xDD which x3 way uWu to UwU owdew uWu these x3 affaiws 
Thus ^.^ disowdewwy ;;w;; thwust uWu into >_> my OwO hands, 
^.^ Nyevew xDD bewieve >w< me. ÚwÚ Both are >_> my ^-^ kinsmen. 
^.^ T'onye is >_> my uWu soveweign, whom x3 both >_> my oath 
And >_> duty ^.^ bids ^-^ defend; t'other ;;w;; again 
Is >_> my :33 kinsman, whom >w< the OwO King hath uWu wwong'd, 
^-^ Whom >w< conscience ^-^ and >_> my >_< kindwed ^.^ bids uWu to right. 
xDD Weww, ;;w;; somewhat ;;w;; we must >_> do.-Come, cousin, 
>_< I'ww :3 dispose :3 of ÚwÚ you. :33 Gentwemen, ^w^ go >w< mustew :3 up ^-^ youw ^-^ men 
And meet :33 me uWu pwesentwy :3 at ;;w;; Bewkewey. 
^-^ I OwO shouwd uWu to ^w^ Pwashy OwO too, 
xDD But :3 time >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD pewmit. ;;w;; Aww is ;;w;; unyeven, 
And ;;w;; evewything is UwU weft :3 at six ^-^ and ^-^ seven. 
Exeunt ÚwÚ YOWK ^-^ and >_< QUEEN 
;;w;; BUSHY. ^.^ The ^.^ wind :3 sits ^.^ faiw for OwO nyews uWu to ^w^ go uWu to ^w^ Iwewand. 
xDD But none :33 wetuwns. :3 Fow uWu us uWu to uWu wevy ÚwÚ powew 
>_> Pwopowtionyabwe uWu to >w< the enemy 
Is ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ unpossibwe. 
xDD GWEEN. :33 Besides, x3 ouw xDD nyeawnyess uWu to >w< the OwO King ^-^ in :33 wove 
Is uWu nyeaw >w< the hate :3 of those :33 wove UwU nyot >w< the UwU King. 
OwO BAGOT. And ^w^ that is >w< the UwU wavewing x3 commons; for their :33 wove 
^w^ Wies ^-^ in their >_< puwses; ^-^ and ;;w;; whoso ^w^ empties them, 
By ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >w< fiwws their ^-^ heawts xDD with deadly ;;w;; hate. 
;;w;; BUSHY. Wherein >w< the OwO King ^.^ stands xDD genyewawwy condemn'd. 
OwO BAGOT. UwU If xDD judgment >_< wie ^-^ in them, :33 then ;;w;; so do ^-^ we, 
Because ;;w;; we ^-^ evew have OwO been uWu nyeaw >w< the UwU King. 
xDD GWEEN. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww for ^.^ wefuge straight uWu to uWu Bwistow >_> Castwe. 
^.^ The uWu Eaww :3 of ÚwÚ Wiwtshiwe is uWu awweady >w< thewe. 
;;w;; BUSHY. x3 Thithew >w< wiww ^-^ I xDD with you; for ^-^ wittwe :33 office 
Will >w< the >_< hatefuw OwO commons :33 pewfowm for us, 
Except ÚwÚ Eke UwU cuws uWu to tear uWu us ;;w;; aww uWu to pieces. 
Will :33 you ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with xDD us? 
OwO BAGOT. >w< Nyo; ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu to :3 Iwewand uWu to ^.^ his xDD Majesty. 
>w< Faweweww. UwU If xDD heawt's :33 pwesages >_< be UwU nyot :33 vain, 
OwO We xDD thwee ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ pawt ^w^ that >w< nye'ew >_< shaww meet again. 
;;w;; BUSHY. xDD That's ÚwÚ as York :3 thwives uWu to ^-^ beat >_< back ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke. 
xDD GWEEN. >_> Awas, x3 poow xDD Duke! >w< the ^-^ task UwU he ^w^ undewtakes 
Is numb'ring sands ^-^ and :3 dwinking oceans dry. 
;;w;; Whewe >w< onye on ^.^ his >w< side ;;w;; fights, ^-^ thousands >w< wiww ^w^ fwy. 
^-^ Faweweww :3 at uWu once-fow once, for >w< aww, ^-^ and >w< evew. 
;;w;; BUSHY. xDD Weww, ;;w;; we ^w^ may meet again. 
OwO BAGOT. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw me, never. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 
;;w;; Gwoucestewshiwe 

^-^ Entew uWu BOWINGBWOKE ^-^ and NORTHUMBERLAND, forces 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. UwU How far is ^w^ it, >_> my lord, uWu to Berkeley OwO nyow? 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Bewieve me, ^-^ nyobwe lord, 
^-^ I am a stranger ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ;;w;; Gwoucestewshiwe. 
These >_> high wild ^.^ hiwws ^-^ and ^.^ wough UwU unyeven ^.^ ways 
>_< Dwaws :33 out x3 ouw >_< miwes, ^-^ and ^-^ makes them :3 weawisome; 
And yet ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw ;;w;; discouwse hath OwO been ÚwÚ as ^w^ sugaw, 
>_< Making >w< the :33 hawd x3 way sweet ^-^ and :33 dewectabwe. 
xDD But ^-^ I bethink :33 me what a :33 weawy x3 way 
^w^ Fwom UwU Wavenspuwgh uWu to >w< Cotswowd >w< wiww >_< be x3 found 
^.^ In xDD Woss ^-^ and ÚwÚ Wiwwoughby, ;;w;; wanting ^-^ youw ^w^ company, 
Which, ^-^ I uWu pwotest, hath :3 vewy ÚwÚ much >w< beguiw'd 
^.^ The UwU tediousnyess ^-^ and ^w^ pwocess :3 of >_> my ;;w;; twavew. 
xDD But theirs is ^w^ sweet'nyed xDD with >w< the hope uWu to have 
^.^ The present benefit xDD which ^-^ I possess; 
And hope uWu to ;;w;; joy is ^-^ wittwe less ^-^ in ;;w;; joy 
uWu Than hope uWu enjoy'd. By ^w^ this >w< the :33 weawy ÚwÚ wowds 
ÚwÚ Shaww uWu make their x3 way seem ^-^ showt, ÚwÚ as mine hath ^w^ donye 
By :33 sight :3 of what ^-^ I uWu have, ^-^ youw ^-^ nyobwe x3 company. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Of ÚwÚ much less ^.^ vawue is >_> my company 
uWu Than ^-^ youw ^w^ good :3 wowds. xDD But ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew ^.^ HAWWY UwU PEWCY 

OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_> It is >_> my son, xDD young Harry Percy, 
OwO Sent OwO fwom >_> my brother x3 Wowcestew, whencesoever. 
OwO Hawwy, how :33 fawes ^-^ youw UwU uncwe? 
^-^ PEWCY. ^-^ I ^w^ had ;;w;; thought, >_> my lord, uWu to have >w< weawn'd ^.^ his OwO heawth :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 Why, is UwU he UwU nyot xDD with >w< the Queen? 
^-^ PEWCY. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wowd; UwU he hath uWu fowsook >w< the uWu couwt, 
^w^ Bwoken ^.^ his staff :3 of ;;w;; office, ^-^ and ^w^ dispews'd 
^.^ The household :3 of >w< the UwU King. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :3 What >_> was ^.^ his reason? 
He >_> was UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^w^ wesowv'd uWu when last ;;w;; we spake together. 
^-^ PEWCY. Because ^-^ youw OwO wowdship >_> was proclaimed >w< twaitow. 
xDD But ÚwÚ he, >_> my lord, is ^w^ gonye uWu to Ravenspurgh, 
>_< To x3 offew UwU sewvice uWu to >w< the xDD Duke :3 of Hereford; 
And >_> sent :33 me OwO ovew :3 by Berkeley, uWu to x3 discovew 
:3 What ÚwÚ powew >w< the xDD Duke :3 of York ^w^ had xDD wevied >_> thewe; 
UwU Then xDD with ;;w;; diwections uWu to repair uWu to >_< Wavenspuwgh. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_< Have :33 you :3 fowgot >w< the xDD Duke :3 of xDD Hewefowd, ;;w;; boy? 
^-^ PEWCY. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wowd; for ^w^ that is UwU nyot :3 fowgot 
Which >w< nye'ew ^-^ I >w< did remember; uWu to >_> my >w< knyowwedge, 
^-^ I UwU nyevew ^-^ in >_> my OwO wife >w< did >w< wook on ^-^ him. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU Then learn uWu to >_< knyow xDD him OwO nyow; ^w^ this is >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
^-^ PEWCY. ^w^ My OwO gwacious lord, ^-^ I tender :33 you >_> my service, 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as it UwU is, being ^.^ tendew, :3 waw, ^-^ and :33 young; 
Which >_> ewdew ^-^ days >_< shaww ripen, ^-^ and ^w^ confiwm 
>_< To :33 mowe UwU appwoved UwU sewvice ^-^ and ^.^ desewt. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ gentwe UwU Pewcy; ^-^ and >_< be ^w^ suwe 
^-^ I >_> count myself ^-^ in OwO nyothing else ;;w;; so happy 
:33 As ^-^ in a ^w^ souw ;;w;; wememb'wing >_> my ^w^ good :3 fwiends; 
And ÚwÚ as >_> my xDD fowtunye ^w^ wipens xDD with thy love, 
>_> It >_< shaww >_< be OwO stiww thy OwO twue love's >w< wecompense. 
^w^ My :33 heawt ^w^ this ^w^ covenyant ;;w;; makes, >_> my UwU hand UwU thus seals uWu it. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. UwU How far is it uWu to Berkeley? And what >w< stiw 
;;w;; Keeps ^w^ good old York >w< thewe xDD with ^.^ his ^-^ men :3 of :33 waw? 
^-^ PEWCY. ;;w;; Thewe ^.^ stands >w< the >w< castwe, :3 by ^.^ yon ;;w;; tuft :3 of trees, 
;;w;; Mann'd xDD with xDD thwee x3 hundwed men, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have heard; 
And ^-^ in it are >w< the OwO Wowds :3 of :33 Yowk, Berkeley, ^-^ and >_> Seymouw- 
UwU Nyonye else :3 of name ^-^ and ^-^ nyobwe estimate. 

^-^ Entew xDD Woss ^-^ and WILLOUGHBY 

OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. uWu Hewe come >w< the OwO Wowds :3 of xDD Woss ^-^ and ÚwÚ Wiwwoughby, 
>w< Bwoody xDD with spurring, uWu fiewy-wed xDD with >w< haste. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ Wewcome, >_> my uWu wowds. ^-^ I wot ^-^ youw :33 wove pursues 
xDD A ÚwÚ banyish'd >w< twaitow. ;;w;; Aww >_> my UwU tweasuwy 
Is yet but ;;w;; unfewt xDD thanks, which, :33 mowe ^-^ enwich'd, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be ^-^ youw :33 wove ^-^ and labour's >w< wecompense. 
ROSS. ;;w;; Youw presence ^-^ makes uWu us UwU wich, :3 most ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ wowd. 
WILLOUGHBY. And far ÚwÚ suwmounts x3 ouw UwU wabouw uWu to attain uWu it. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 Evewmowe xDD thanks, >w< the exchequer :3 of >w< the OwO poow; 
Which, :3 tiww >_> my infant xDD fowtunye ÚwÚ comes uWu to OwO yeaws, 
uWu Stands for >_> my ^w^ bounty. xDD But ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew ^w^ BEWKEWEY 

OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. >_> It is >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of Berkeley, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ÚwÚ guess. 
>_> BEWKEWEY. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of xDD Hewefowd, >_> my ÚwÚ message is uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^w^ My lord, >_> my answer is-'to ÚwÚ Wancastew'; 
And ^-^ I am come uWu to >w< seek ^w^ that name ^-^ in :3 Engwand; 
And ^-^ I must find ^w^ that title ^-^ in ^-^ youw tongue 
:3 Befowe ^-^ I uWu make UwU wepwy uWu to :3 aught :33 you ÚwÚ say. 
>_> BEWKEWEY. Mistake :33 me not, >_> my OwO wowd; ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot >_> my >_> meanying 
>_< To >_> waze >w< onye title :3 of ^-^ youw >w< honyouw x3 out. 
>_< To ^.^ you, >_> my lord, ^-^ I :33 come-what lord :33 you :33 wiww- 
^w^ Fwom >w< the :3 most OwO gwacious :33 wegent :3 of ^w^ this land, 
^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of :33 Yowk, uWu to >_< knyow what pricks :33 you on 
>_< To ^w^ take ^w^ advantage :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ absent time, 
And xDD fwight x3 ouw native peace xDD with OwO sewf-bownye arms. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ YOWK, attended 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyot need transport >_> my >_> wowds :3 by you; 
uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ^.^ his Grace ^-^ in ^w^ pewson. ^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe uncwe! 
^-^ [Knyeews] 
UwU YOWK. x3 Show :33 me thy OwO humbwe heart, ^-^ and UwU nyot thy >w< knyee, 
>_< Whose >_> duty is ÚwÚ deceivabwe ^-^ and UwU fawse. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^w^ My OwO gwacious uncle!- 
UwU YOWK. :3 Tut, >w< tut! 
Grace :33 me xDD nyo ;;w;; gwace, >_< nyow >w< uncwe :33 me xDD nyo >w< uncwe. 
^-^ I am xDD nyo OwO twaitow's >_> uncwe; ^-^ and ^w^ that :3 wowd ^-^ 'gwace' 
^.^ In :3 an ungracious uWu mouth is but profane. 
^.^ Why have those ÚwÚ banyish'd ^-^ and x3 fowbidden ÚwÚ wegs 
^-^ Daw'd once uWu to >_< touch a ^-^ dust :3 of uWu Engwand's OwO gwound? 
xDD But :33 then :33 mowe >_> 'why?'-why have :33 they >w< daw'd uWu to OwO mawch 
So uWu many miles upon ;;w;; hew UwU peacefuw UwU bosom, 
OwO Fwighting ;;w;; hew UwU pawe-fac'd ;;w;; viwwages xDD with ^-^ waw 
And ÚwÚ ostentation :3 of despised ÚwÚ awms? 
x3 Com'st >w< thou ÚwÚ because >w< the ;;w;; anyointed OwO King is >w< hence? 
:3 Why, x3 foowish uWu boy, >w< the OwO King is UwU weft >_> behind, 
And ^-^ in >_> my loyal bosom ^w^ wies ^.^ his >_< powew. 
^.^ Wewe ^-^ I but now lord :3 of >_< such hot ^w^ youth 
:33 As uWu when ^.^ bwave uWu Gaunt, thy ^-^ fathew, ^-^ and myself 
Rescued >w< the :3 Bwack Prince, ^w^ that xDD young Mars :3 of men, 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ fowth >w< the xDD wanks :3 of uWu many >_> thousand >_> Fwench, 
OwO O, :33 then how quickly OwO shouwd ^w^ this ;;w;; awm :3 of uWu minye, 
:3 Nyow >_> pwisonyew uWu to >w< the palsy, chastise >w< the 
And minister ^.^ cowwection uWu to thy :3 fauwt! 
uWu BOWINGBWOKE ^w^ My OwO gwacious >w< uncwe, let :33 me >_< knyow >_> my fault; 
:3 On what ;;w;; condition ^.^ stands it ^-^ and >_< whewein? 
UwU YOWK. uWu Even ^-^ in ;;w;; condition :3 of >w< the ^-^ wowst uWu degwee- 
^.^ In >_< gwoss >_< webewwion ^-^ and OwO detested x3 tweason. 
Thou UwU awt a ÚwÚ banyish'd ;;w;; man, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe UwU awt come 
:3 Befowe >w< the >w< expiwation :3 of thy time, 
^.^ In ^w^ bwaving xDD awms ÚwÚ against thy UwU soveweign. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 As ^-^ I >_> was banish'd, ^-^ I >_> was ÚwÚ banyish'd Hereford; 
xDD But ÚwÚ as ^-^ I come, ^-^ I come for Lancaster. 
And, ^-^ nyobwe >w< uncwe, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw Grace 
ÚwÚ Wook on >_> my ^.^ wwongs xDD with :3 an indifferent >w< eye. 
You are >_> my ^-^ fathew, for :33 methinks ^-^ in :33 you 
^-^ I see old Gaunt >w< awive. OwO O, uWu then, >_> my ^-^ fathew, 
Will :33 you :3 pewmit ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< stand ÚwÚ condemn'd 
xDD A ^.^ wandewing >_< vagabond; >_> my :3 wights ^-^ and x3 woyawties 
:33 Pwuck'd OwO fwom >_> my xDD awms >w< pewfowce, ^-^ and ÚwÚ given xDD away 
>_< To >w< upstawt unthrifts? ^.^ Whewefowe >_> was ^-^ I born? 
UwU If ^w^ that >_> my ;;w;; cousin :33 king >_< be OwO King ^-^ in ^.^ Engwand, 
>_> It must >_< be granted ^-^ I am xDD Duke :3 of Lancaster. 
You have a son, >_< Aumewwe, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe OwO cousin; 
Had :33 you >_> fiwst :3 died, ^-^ and UwU he OwO been UwU thus trod x3 down, 
He OwO shouwd have x3 found ^.^ his >w< uncwe Gaunt a father 
>_< To :33 wouse ^.^ his ^.^ wwongs ^-^ and chase them uWu to >w< the :3 bay. 
^-^ I am >w< denyied uWu to >_< sue >_> my ;;w;; wivewy ;;w;; hewe, 
And yet >_> my :33 wettews xDD patents >w< give :33 me leave. 
^w^ My >_> fathew's OwO goods are ;;w;; aww ;;w;; distwain'd ^-^ and sold; 
And uWu these ^-^ and ;;w;; aww are ;;w;; aww >_> amiss ^w^ empwoy'd. 
:3 What :3 wouwd :33 you have :33 me do? ^-^ I am a subject, 
And ^-^ I ^.^ chawwenge x3 waw-attownyeys are >w< denyied x3 me; 
And x3 thewefowe ;;w;; pewsonyawwy ^-^ I lay >_> my x3 cwaim 
>_< To >_> my inheritance :3 of >w< fwee ÚwÚ descent. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe xDD Duke hath OwO been x3 too ÚwÚ much abused. 
ROSS. >_> It ^.^ stands ^-^ youw Grace upon uWu to do xDD him right. 
WILLOUGHBY. UwU Base ^-^ men :3 by ^.^ his uWu endowments are uWu made great. 
UwU YOWK. ^w^ My ÚwÚ wowds :3 of ^.^ Engwand, let :33 me tell :33 you ^.^ this: 
^-^ I have ^w^ had feeling :3 of >_> my :33 cousin's wrongs, 
And ^.^ wabouw'd ;;w;; aww ^-^ I ^-^ couwd uWu to do xDD him :3 wight; 
xDD But ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu kind uWu to come, ^-^ in ^w^ bwaving ^w^ awms, 
;;w;; Be ^.^ his ^-^ own :33 cawvew ^-^ and cut :33 out ^.^ his OwO way, 
>_< To find :33 out >w< wight xDD with :33 wwong-it ^w^ may UwU nyot x3 be; 
And :33 you ^w^ that do OwO abet xDD him ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu kind 
OwO Chewish uWu webewwion, ^-^ and are ;;w;; webews ÚwÚ aww. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe xDD Duke hath ^w^ swown ^.^ his >w< coming is 
xDD But for ^.^ his UwU own; ^-^ and for >w< the >w< wight :3 of ^w^ that 
OwO We ;;w;; aww have ^w^ stwongwy ^w^ swown uWu to >w< give xDD him aid; 
And let xDD him UwU nyevew see ;;w;; joy ^w^ that x3 bweaks ^w^ that x3 oath! 
UwU YOWK. xDD Weww, UwU weww, ^-^ I see >w< the ^.^ issue :3 of uWu these arms. 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot :33 mend ^w^ it, ^-^ I must xDD nyeeds ÚwÚ confess, 
Because >_> my ÚwÚ powew is ^w^ weak ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^w^ iww left; 
xDD But >_> if ^-^ I could, :3 by ÚwÚ Him ^w^ that ÚwÚ gave :33 me >_< wife, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd x3 attach :33 you ;;w;; aww ^-^ and uWu make :33 you stoop 
uWu Unto >w< the sovereign :33 mewcy :3 of >w< the OwO King; 
xDD But >_> since ^-^ I >_> cannyot, >_< be it known >_< unto :33 you 
^-^ I do UwU wemain ÚwÚ as :33 nyeutew. ;;w;; So, fare :33 you :3 weww; 
uWu Unwess :33 you UwU pwease uWu to UwU entew ^-^ in >w< the >w< castwe, 
And >w< thewe uWu wepose :33 you for ^w^ this night. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ;;w;; An ^.^ offew, >w< uncwe, ^w^ that ;;w;; we >w< wiww accept. 
xDD But ;;w;; we must >w< win ^-^ youw Grace uWu to ^w^ go xDD with uWu us 
>_< To uWu Bwistow >_< Castwe, xDD which :33 they say is :3 hewd 
By uWu Bushy, ^w^ Bagot, ^-^ and their ;;w;; compwices, 
^.^ The caterpillars :3 of >w< the uWu commonweawth, 
Which ^-^ I have ^w^ swown uWu to >w< weed ^-^ and pluck uWu away. 
UwU YOWK. >_> It ^w^ may >_< be ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go xDD with you; but yet >_< I'ww xDD pause, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am ^-^ woath uWu to x3 bweak x3 ouw ^-^ countwy's laws. 
>_> Nyow >w< fwiends >_< nyow ^w^ foes, uWu to :33 me >_< wewcome :33 you ÚwÚ awe. 
:33 Things :33 past ^-^ wedwess are now xDD with :33 me :33 past xDD cawe. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 
xDD A camp ^-^ in Wales 

^-^ Entew x3 EAWW UwU OF ^.^ SAWISBUWY ^-^ and a WELSH >_< CAPTAIN 

ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of ^-^ Sawisbuwy, ;;w;; we have stay'd >_< ten ^-^ days 
And hardly ÚwÚ kept x3 ouw OwO countwymen xDD togethew, 
And yet ;;w;; we >_> heaw xDD nyo >_< tidings OwO fwom >w< the OwO King; 
Therefore ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^.^ dispewse :33 ouwsewves. >w< Faweweww. 
UwU SAWISBUWY. Stay yet uWu anyothew x3 day, >w< thou ÚwÚ twusty :3 Wewshman; 
^.^ The OwO King >w< weposeth ;;w;; aww ^.^ his uWu confidence ^-^ in ;;w;; thee. 
ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. 'Tis :3 thought >w< the OwO King is dead; ;;w;; we >w< wiww UwU nyot stay. 
^.^ The ÚwÚ bay OwO twees ^-^ in x3 ouw xDD countwy are ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ withew'd, 
And ;;w;; meteows xDD fwight >w< the xDD fixed stars :3 of ;;w;; heaven; 
^.^ The UwU pawe-fac'd moon OwO wooks ÚwÚ bwoody on >w< the >_> eawth, 
And >_< wean-wook'd :33 pwophets :3 whispew OwO feawfuw change; 
xDD Wich ^-^ men >w< wook x3 sad, ^-^ and ^w^ wuffians ^w^ dance ^-^ and UwU weap- 
^.^ The >w< onye ^-^ in ^w^ feaw uWu to ;;w;; wose what :33 they uWu enjoy, 
^.^ The x3 othew uWu to ^.^ enjoy :3 by xDD wage ^-^ and ^.^ waw. 
These signs ÚwÚ fowewun >w< the ÚwÚ death >w< ow x3 faww :3 of ÚwÚ kings. 
>w< Faweweww. >_< Ouw OwO countwymen are ^w^ gonye ^-^ and uWu fwed, 
:33 As ^w^ weww assur'd :3 Wichawd their OwO King is xDD dead. x3 Exit 
UwU SAWISBUWY. >_< Ah, Richard, xDD with >w< the ^.^ eyes :3 of >_< heavy >w< mind, 
^-^ I see thy xDD gwowy OwO wike a shooting :3 staw 
:33 Faww uWu to >w< the base earth OwO fwom >w< the uWu fiwmament! 
^.^ The sun ÚwÚ sets weeping ^-^ in >w< the lowly west, 
^w^ Witnyessing UwU stowms uWu to come, ÚwÚ woe, ^-^ and ;;w;; unwest; 
>w< Thy >w< fwiends are uWu fwed, uWu to :3 wait upon thy xDD foes; 
And OwO cwosswy uWu to thy ^w^ good ;;w;; aww xDD fowtunye ;;w;; goes. x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>w< BOWINGBWOKE'S camp :3 at ^-^ Bwistow 

^-^ Entew OwO BOWINGBWOKE, ^-^ YOWK, NORTHUMBERLAND, x3 PEWCY, x3 WOSS, WILLOUGHBY, 
xDD BUSHY ^-^ and GREEN, :33 pwisonyews 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. xDD Bwing ^-^ fowth uWu these UwU men. 
UwU Bushy ^-^ and uWu Gween, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot vex ^-^ youw ^w^ souws- 
;;w;; Since uWu pwesentwy ^-^ youw >_< souws must ^.^ pawt ^-^ youw :3 bodies- 
With x3 too ÚwÚ much :3 uwging ^-^ youw uWu pewnyicious x3 wives, 
:3 Fow x3 'twewe xDD nyo >_< chawity; yet, uWu to >w< wash ^-^ youw UwU bwood 
^w^ Fwom off >_> my OwO hands, ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ view :3 of ^-^ men 
^-^ I >w< wiww :3 unfowd ÚwÚ some UwU causes :3 of ^-^ youw :33 deaths: 
You have ^-^ miswed a :33 pwince, a ;;w;; woyaw uWu king, 
xDD A happy gentleman ^-^ in UwU bwood ^-^ and UwU winyeaments, 
By :33 you ;;w;; unhappied ^-^ and UwU disfiguwed >_< cwean; 
You have ^-^ in >w< mannyew xDD with ^-^ youw OwO sinfuw >w< houws 
^-^ Made a >w< divowce ÚwÚ betwixt ^.^ his :3 queen ^-^ and xDD him; 
x3 Bwoke >w< the ^w^ possession :3 of a ;;w;; woyaw UwU bed, 
And stain'd >w< the beauty :3 of a ^.^ faiw ^w^ queen's >_> cheeks 
With tears ^.^ dwawn OwO fwom ;;w;; hew ^.^ eyes :3 by ^-^ youw ÚwÚ fouw wrongs; 
^w^ Mysewf-a prince :3 by xDD fowtunye :3 of >_> my ^-^ biwth, 
Near uWu to >w< the OwO King ^-^ in uWu bwood, ^-^ and uWu nyeaw ^-^ in :33 wove 
xDD Tiww :33 you >w< did uWu make xDD him >_< misintewpwet >_> me- 
>_< Have stoop'd >_> my neck ^.^ undew ^-^ youw ^-^ injuwies 
And >_< sigh'd >_> my ÚwÚ Engwish >_< bweath ^-^ in ^-^ foweign :33 cwouds, 
>_> Eating >w< the OwO bittew bread :3 of x3 banyishment, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst :33 you have xDD fed upon >_> my ^.^ signyowies, 
Dispark'd >_> my UwU pawks ^-^ and uWu feww'd >_> my forest >w< woods, 
^w^ Fwom >_> my ^-^ own UwU windows ;;w;; town >_> my household xDD coat, 
:33 Waz'd :33 out >_> my >_< impwese, x3 weaving :33 me xDD nyo uWu sign 
^.^ Save men's xDD opinyions ^-^ and >_> my >_< wiving UwU bwood 
>_< To ^w^ show >w< the UwU wowwd ^-^ I am a xDD gentweman. 
^.^ This ^-^ and ÚwÚ much ^-^ mowe, ÚwÚ much :33 mowe than twice ;;w;; aww ^w^ this, 
>_> Condemns :33 you uWu to >w< the ^-^ death. ÚwÚ See them delivered OwO ovew 
>_< To UwU execution ^-^ and >w< the UwU hand :3 of ^-^ death. 
;;w;; BUSHY. x3 Mowe >_< wewcome is >w< the ^w^ stwoke :3 of ÚwÚ death uWu to :33 me 
uWu Than Bolingbroke uWu to ;;w;; Engwand. Lords, farewell. 
xDD GWEEN. ^w^ My x3 comfowt is ^w^ that :3 heaven >w< wiww ^w^ take x3 ouw souls, 
And ^w^ pwague xDD injustice xDD with >w< the ^-^ pains :3 of hell. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^w^ My xDD Wowd >w< Nyowthumbewwand, see them dispatch'd. 
Exeunt NORTHUMBERLAND, ^-^ and others, xDD with >w< the :33 pwisonyews 
x3 Uncwe, :33 you say >w< the Queen is :3 at ^-^ youw house; 
:3 Fow God's xDD sake, uWu faiwwy let ;;w;; hew >_< be entreated. 
Tell ;;w;; hew ^-^ I ^.^ send uWu to ;;w;; hew >_> my uWu kind >w< commends; 
Take ^w^ speciaw OwO cawe >_> my ^.^ gweetings >_< be :33 dewivewed. 
UwU YOWK. xDD A gentleman :3 of mine ^-^ I have ^-^ dispatch'd 
With :33 wettews :3 of ^-^ youw :33 wove uWu to ;;w;; hew :3 at :3 wawge. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ Thanks, ÚwÚ gentwe >w< uncwe. uWu Come, ^w^ wowds, uWu away, 
>_< To ^.^ fight xDD with x3 Gwendowew ^-^ and ^.^ his >w< compwices. 
xDD Awhiwe uWu to wowk, ^-^ and after x3 howiday. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 
^.^ The UwU coast :3 of ;;w;; Wawes. xDD A UwU castwe ^-^ in ^-^ view 

OwO Dwums. >_> Fwouwish ^-^ and colours. ^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, >w< the ^w^ BISHOP UwU OF UwU CAWWISWE, 
AUMERLE, ^-^ and :33 sowdiews 

UwU KING RICHARD. ;;w;; Bawkwoughwy :33 Castwe ^w^ can :33 they ^w^ this :3 at ^-^ hand? 
^.^ AUMEWWE. x3 Yea, >_> my ^-^ wowd. UwU How >_< bwooks ^-^ youw Grace >w< the air 
uWu Aftew ^-^ youw OwO wate tossing on >w< the >_> bweaking ^-^ seas? 
UwU KING RICHARD. Needs must ^-^ I OwO wike it ^.^ weww. ^-^ I UwU weep for ;;w;; joy 
>_< To >_< stand upon >_> my :33 kingdom once again. 
^-^ Deaw >_> eawth, ^-^ I do salute ÚwÚ thee xDD with >_> my ;;w;; hand, 
OwO Though ;;w;; webews ÚwÚ wound ÚwÚ thee xDD with their horses' uWu hoofs. 
:33 As a :3 wong-pawted mother xDD with ;;w;; hew UwU chiwd 
Plays ;;w;; fondwy xDD with ;;w;; hew tears ^-^ and ^-^ smiwes ^-^ in ^w^ meeting, 
So ;;w;; weeping-smiwing >_< gweet ^-^ I ^-^ thee, >_> my >_> eawth, 
And do ÚwÚ thee favours xDD with >_> my ;;w;; woyaw :3 hands. 
OwO Feed UwU nyot thy sovereign's ÚwÚ foe, >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe >_> eawth, 
>_> Nyow xDD with thy uWu sweets x3 comfowt ^.^ his ravenous sense; 
xDD But let thy spiders, ^w^ that >_< suck :3 up thy ^w^ venyom, 
And :33 heavy-gaited :3 toads, >_< wie ^-^ in their OwO way, 
>_> Doing uWu annyoyance uWu to >w< the uWu tweachewous feet 
Which xDD with x3 usuwping >_< steps do x3 twampwe ;;w;; thee; 
ÚwÚ Yiewd x3 stinging >_< nyettwes uWu to mine enemies; 
And uWu when :33 they OwO fwom thy bosom pluck a UwU fwowew, 
>_< Guawd ^w^ it, ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, xDD with a >_> wuwking ÚwÚ addew, 
>_< Whose >w< doubwe tongue ^w^ may xDD with a x3 mowtaw >_< touch 
x3 Thwow ÚwÚ death upon thy sovereign's :33 enyemies. 
xDD Mock UwU nyot >_> my :33 sensewess conjuration, uWu wowds. 
^.^ This earth >_< shaww have a feeling, ^-^ and uWu these ^.^ stonyes 
uWu Pwove uWu awmed ^w^ sowdiews, ^-^ ewe ;;w;; hew native :33 king 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_> fawtew ^.^ undew ÚwÚ fouw >w< webewwion's arms. 
;;w;; CAWWISWE. Fear not, >_> my OwO wowd; ^w^ that Power ^w^ that uWu made :33 you :33 king 
uWu Hath ÚwÚ powew uWu to :3 keep :33 you :33 king ^-^ in :33 spite :3 of ÚwÚ aww. 
^.^ The ÚwÚ means ^w^ that :3 heaven yields must >_< be embrac'd 
And UwU nyot >w< nyegwected; ^w^ ewse, >_> if :3 heaven xDD wouwd, 
And ;;w;; we >w< wiww not, heaven's x3 offew ;;w;; we refuse, 
^.^ The proffered ÚwÚ means :3 of succour ^-^ and xDD wedwess. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. He x3 means, >_> my lord, ^w^ that ;;w;; we are x3 too ^.^ wemiss; 
ÚwÚ Whiwst Bolingbroke, through x3 ouw >_< secuwity, 
^-^ Gwows strong ^-^ and >_> gweat ^-^ in substance ^-^ and ^-^ in >_< powew. 
UwU KING RICHARD. xDD Discomfowtabwe >_> cousin! know'st >w< thou UwU nyot 
:33 That uWu when >w< the >_> seawching eye :3 of :3 heaven is ;;w;; hid, 
uWu Behind >w< the >_< gwobe, ^w^ that lights >w< the lower world, 
UwU Then OwO thieves ^-^ and >_< wobbews >_< wange abroad unseen 
^.^ In ;;w;; muwdews ^-^ and ^-^ in UwU outwage >_< bowdwy >_> hewe; 
xDD But uWu when OwO fwom ^.^ undew ^w^ this ^.^ tewwestwiaw ^-^ baww 
He ^.^ fiwes >w< the ÚwÚ pwoud >_> tops :3 of >w< the ^w^ eastewn x3 pinyes 
And :3 dawts ^.^ his :3 wight through >_> evewy x3 guiwty :33 howe, 
UwU Then ;;w;; muwdews, ^w^ tweasons, ^-^ and OwO detested :3 sins, 
^.^ The :3 cwoak :3 of night being UwU pwuck'd OwO fwom off their backs, 
:33 Stand uWu bawe ^-^ and x3 nyaked, trembling :3 at ^.^ themsewves? 
So uWu when ^w^ this >_< thief, ^w^ this ÚwÚ twaitow, Bolingbroke, 
>_< Who ;;w;; aww ^w^ this :33 whiwe hath revell'd ^-^ in >w< the OwO nyight, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ;;w;; we were wand'ring xDD with >w< the ;;w;; Antipodes, 
ÚwÚ Shaww see uWu us >w< wising ^-^ in x3 ouw throne, >w< the x3 east, 
:33 His >_> tweasons >w< wiww ÚwÚ sit ;;w;; bwushing ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO face, 
uWu Nyot able uWu to ^w^ enduwe >w< the :33 sight :3 of x3 day, 
xDD But uWu sewf-affwighted >w< twembwe :3 at ^.^ his >w< sin. 
uWu Nyot ;;w;; aww >w< the water ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ wough rude >w< sea 
>_> Can >w< wash >w< the ÚwÚ bawm off OwO fwom :3 an ;;w;; anyointed :3 king; 
^.^ The >_< bweath :3 of ÚwÚ wowwdwy ^-^ men ;;w;; cannyot >_< depose 
^.^ The xDD deputy elected :3 by >w< the ^w^ Wowd. 
:3 Fow >_> evewy man ^w^ that Bolingbroke hath ;;w;; pwess'd 
>_< To lift ^-^ shwewd ^-^ steew ÚwÚ against x3 ouw xDD gowden ^w^ cwown, 
>_> God for ^.^ his :3 Wichawd hath ^-^ in uWu heavenwy ^-^ pay 
xDD A x3 gwowious x3 angew. OwO Then, >_> if angels >w< fight, 
OwO Weak ^-^ men must fall; for :3 heaven OwO stiww ;;w;; guawds >w< the right. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ SAWISBUWY 

^-^ Wewcome, >_> my ^-^ wowd. UwU How far off ^w^ wies ^-^ youw ^w^ powew? 
UwU SAWISBUWY. >_> Nyow uWu nyeaw >_< nyow xDD fawthew ÚwÚ off, >_> my OwO gwacious lord, 
uWu Than ^w^ this ^w^ weak ÚwÚ awm. >_< Discomfowt ;;w;; guides >_> my uWu tongue, 
And ^.^ bids :33 me UwU speak :3 of OwO nyothing but ^w^ despaiw. 
uWu Onye x3 day x3 too >w< wate, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw me, ^-^ nyobwe lord, 
uWu Hath OwO cwouded ;;w;; aww thy happy ^-^ days on earth. 
OwO O, UwU caww >_< back :33 yestewday, :33 bid :3 time ;;w;; wetuwn, 
And >w< thou xDD shawt have xDD twewve >_> thousand :3 fighting men! 
;;w;; To-day, uWu to-day, ÚwÚ unhappy x3 day, x3 too >w< wate, 
O'erthrows thy ^.^ joys, :3 fwiends, ^w^ fowtunye, ^-^ and thy UwU state; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< Wewshmen, hearing >w< thou ^-^ wewt >_> dead, 
;;w;; Awe ^w^ gonye uWu to Bolingbroke, ^w^ dispews'd, ^-^ and ^.^ fwed. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. >_> Comfowt, >_> my liege, why OwO wooks ^-^ youw Grace ;;w;; so x3 pawe? 
UwU KING RICHARD. xDD But now >w< the UwU bwood :3 of twenty >_> thousand ^-^ men 
ÚwÚ Did ÚwÚ twiumph ^-^ in >_> my OwO face, ^-^ and :33 they are UwU fwed; 
And, :3 tiww ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much UwU bwood ^.^ thithew come >w< again, 
>_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot :3 weason uWu to >w< wook ^-^ pawe ^-^ and dead? 
;;w;; Aww >_< souws ^w^ that >w< wiww >_< be UwU safe, OwO fwy OwO fwom >_> my UwU side; 
:3 Fow :3 time hath ^w^ set a ^.^ bwot upon >_> my ^-^ pwide. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. >_> Comfowt, >_> my :33 wiege; remember ;;w;; who :33 you ÚwÚ awe. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 fowgot myself; am ^-^ I UwU nyot ÚwÚ King? 
^.^ Awake, >w< thou >w< cowawd >_> majesty! >w< thou ^-^ sweepest. 
Is UwU nyot >w< the King's name twenty >_> thousand UwU nyames? 
^w^ Awm, arm, >_> my x3 nyame! a puny xDD subject strikes 
x3 At thy >_> gweat ^.^ gwowy. ÚwÚ Wook UwU nyot uWu to >w< the OwO gwound, 
>w< Ye OwO favouwites :3 of a :3 king; are ;;w;; we UwU nyot :33 high? 
High >_< be x3 ouw thoughts. ^-^ I >_< knyow >_> my >w< uncwe York 
uWu Hath ÚwÚ powew :33 enyough uWu to >_> sewve x3 ouw x3 tuwn. xDD But ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew SCROOP 

SCROOP. x3 Mowe OwO heawth ^-^ and happiness betide >_> my ^-^ wiege 
uWu Than ^w^ can >_> my UwU cawe-tun'd tongue >w< dewivew ^-^ him. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Mine >_> eaw is uWu open ^-^ and >_> my :33 heawt prepar'd. 
^.^ The ^-^ wowst is ÚwÚ wowwdwy OwO woss >w< thou >_> canst :33 unfowd. 
>w< Say, is >_> my :33 kingdom lost? :3 Why, x3 'twas >_> my ^-^ cawe, 
And what OwO woss is it uWu to >_< be ^.^ wid :3 of care? 
x3 Stwives Bolingbroke uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ as >_> gweat ÚwÚ as we? 
>w< Gweatew UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyot x3 be; >_> if UwU he >_> sewve God, 
>w< We'ww >_> sewve xDD him OwO too, ^-^ and >_< be ^.^ his uWu fewwow >_< so. 
>w< Wevowt x3 ouw subjects? :33 That ;;w;; we ;;w;; cannyot >_> mend; 
xDD They x3 bweak their faith uWu to >_> God ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as :33 us. 
OwO Cwy ÚwÚ woe, destruction, uWu wuin, ^-^ and >w< decay- 
^.^ The ^-^ wowst is >_< death, ^-^ and ÚwÚ death >w< wiww have ^.^ his ;;w;; day. 
SCROOP. ;;w;; Gwad am ^-^ I ^w^ that ^-^ youw Highness is ;;w;; so ^w^ awm'd 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw >w< the >_< tidings :3 of xDD cawamity. 
>w< Wike :3 an >_< unseasonyabwe OwO stowmy x3 day 
Which ^-^ makes >w< the silver >w< wivews ^.^ dwown their :33 showes, 
:33 As >_> if >w< the UwU wowwd were ;;w;; aww UwU dissowv'd uWu to ^w^ teaws, 
So >_> high ^w^ above ^.^ his :33 wimits ^-^ swewws >w< the xDD wage 
Of Bolingbroke, x3 covewing ^-^ youw OwO feawfuw ^w^ wand 
With :33 hawd OwO bwight ^-^ steew ^-^ and ^-^ heawts harder than uWu steew. 
ÚwÚ White-beawds have ^w^ awm'd their >w< thin ^-^ and :33 haiwwess ;;w;; scawps 
Against thy majesty; ÚwÚ boys, xDD with >_> women's ^.^ voices, 
Strive uWu to UwU speak ^w^ big, ^-^ and OwO cwap their xDD femawe ;;w;; joints 
^.^ In stiff ^.^ unwiewdy xDD awms ÚwÚ against thy >_> cwown; 
>w< Thy :3 vewy >w< beadsmen learn uWu to ;;w;; bend their UwU bows 
Of OwO doubwe-fataw OwO yew ÚwÚ against thy UwU state; 
x3 Yea, ^w^ distaff-women >_< manyage >_> wusty >w< biwws 
Against thy ^-^ seat: x3 both xDD young ^-^ and old >_< webew, 
And ;;w;; aww :3 goes worse than ^-^ I have ÚwÚ powew uWu to xDD teww. 
UwU KING RICHARD. :33 Too UwU weww, x3 too ^w^ weww >w< thou tell'st a x3 tawe ;;w;; so uWu in. 
;;w;; Whewe is >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of >_> Wiwtshiwe? ;;w;; Whewe is >_> Bagot? 
:3 What is ^-^ become :3 of >_> Bushy? ;;w;; Whewe is ;;w;; Gween? 
:33 That :33 they have let >w< the ^w^ dangewous enemy 
x3 Measuwe x3 ouw :33 confinyes xDD with >_< such UwU peacefuw steps? 
UwU If ;;w;; we ;;w;; pwevaiw, their UwU heads >_< shaww ^-^ pay for uWu it. 
^-^ I warrant :33 they have uWu made peace xDD with ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke. 
SCROOP. >_> Peace have :33 they uWu made xDD with xDD him UwU indeed, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. O xDD viwwains, :3 vipews, ^.^ damn'd :33 without ;;w;; wedemption! 
>_> Dogs, ^w^ easiwy won uWu to ^w^ fawn on :33 any ^.^ man! 
Snakes, ^-^ in >_> my OwO heawt-bwood warm'd, ^w^ that xDD sting >_> my >_< heawt! 
Three ;;w;; Judases, uWu each >w< onye :3 thwice worse than Judas! 
>w< Wouwd :33 they uWu make uWu peace? ;;w;; Tewwibwe uWu heww uWu make ^-^ waw 
ÚwÚ Upon their xDD spotted >_< souws for ^w^ this >_> offence! 
SCROOP. ^-^ Sweet love, ^-^ I see, ;;w;; changing ^.^ his :3 pwopewty, 
>_> Tuwns uWu to >w< the OwO souwest ^-^ and :3 most deadly ;;w;; hate. 
Again ^w^ uncuwse their >w< souws; their peace is uWu made 
With heads, ^-^ and UwU nyot xDD with hands; those whom :33 you xDD cuwse 
>_< Have felt >w< the ^-^ wowst :3 of ;;w;; death's :33 destwoying ÚwÚ wound 
And >_< wie full ^.^ wow, ^w^ gwav'd ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ howwow uWu gwound. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. Is uWu Bushy, uWu Gween, ^-^ and >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of ÚwÚ Wiwtshiwe dead? 
SCROOP. x3 Ay, ;;w;; aww :3 of them :3 at uWu Bwistow :33 wost their heads. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. ;;w;; Whewe is >w< the xDD Duke >_> my father xDD with ^.^ his ^w^ powew? 
UwU KING RICHARD. :33 Nyo :3 mattew uWu whewe-of x3 comfowt xDD nyo man ^w^ speak. 
xDD Wet's ^-^ tawk :3 of graves, :3 of worms, ^-^ and >_< epitaphs; 
Make ^-^ dust x3 ouw paper, ^-^ and xDD with ^.^ wainy ^.^ eyes 
>w< Wwite >_> sowwow on >w< the bosom :3 of >w< the earth. 
xDD Wet's uWu choose ;;w;; executows ^-^ and ^-^ tawk :3 of wills; 
And yet UwU nyot >_< so-fow what ^w^ can ;;w;; we x3 bequeath 
^.^ Save x3 ouw ÚwÚ deposed >_< bodies uWu to >w< the OwO gwound? 
>_< Ouw UwU wands, x3 ouw x3 wives, ^-^ and an, are :33 Bowingbwoke's. 
And OwO nyothing ^w^ can ;;w;; we ^w^ can x3 ouw ^-^ own but ÚwÚ death 
And ^w^ that xDD smaww ^-^ modew :3 of >w< the x3 bawwen earth 
Which serves ÚwÚ as paste ^-^ and cover uWu to x3 ouw bones. 
:3 Fow God's >w< sake let uWu us ÚwÚ sit upon >w< the >_< gwound 
And tell ;;w;; sad stories :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ death :3 of kings: 
UwU How ÚwÚ some have OwO been ^-^ depos'd, ÚwÚ some OwO swain ^-^ in >w< waw, 
^.^ Some >_> haunted :3 by >w< the OwO ghosts :33 they have ^-^ depos'd, 
^.^ Some :3 poison'd :3 by their wives, ÚwÚ some sleeping kill'd, 
;;w;; Aww murder'd-for >_> within >w< the ^.^ howwow crown 
:33 That ÚwÚ wounds >w< the x3 mowtaw temples :3 of a :33 king 
;;w;; Keeps uWu Death ^.^ his court; ^-^ and >w< thewe >w< the x3 antic >_> sits, 
>_> Scoffing ^.^ his ^.^ state ^-^ and grinning :3 at ^.^ his pomp; 
Allowing xDD him a >w< bweath, a ^-^ wittwe OwO scenye, 
>_< To >_> monyawchize, >_< be xDD feaw'd, ^-^ and kill xDD with ^-^ wooks; 
Infusing xDD him xDD with >_> sewf ^-^ and uWu vain conceit, 
:33 As >_> if ^w^ this flesh xDD which >_> wawws uWu about x3 ouw OwO wife 
^.^ Wewe brass ^-^ impwegnyabwe; UwU and, ^.^ humouw'd thus, 
^w^ Comes :3 at >w< the ^-^ wast, ^-^ and xDD with a ^-^ wittwe uWu pin 
Bores through ^.^ his UwU castwe ^-^ waww, ^-^ and >w< faweweww, king! 
>w< Covew ^-^ youw heads, ^-^ and ;;w;; mock UwU nyot flesh ^-^ and UwU bwood 
With solemn reverence; OwO thwow xDD away OwO wespect, 
:3 Twadition, >_> fowm, ^-^ and ;;w;; cewemonyious ÚwÚ duty; 
:3 Fow :33 you have but :3 mistook :33 me ;;w;; aww ^w^ this while. 
^-^ I >_< wive xDD with bread OwO wike ^.^ you, feel want, 
ÚwÚ Taste xDD gwief, need UwU fwiends: UwU subjected thus, 
UwU How ^w^ can :33 you say uWu to :33 me ^-^ I am a king? 
;;w;; CAWWISWE. ^w^ My lord, uWu wise ^-^ men >w< nye'ew ÚwÚ sit ^-^ and ^w^ waiw their woes, 
xDD But uWu pwesentwy prevent >w< the ^.^ ways uWu to >_> waiw. 
>_< To ^w^ feaw >w< the ÚwÚ foe, >_> since ^w^ feaw :33 oppwesseth >_< stwength, 
uWu Gives, ^-^ in ^-^ youw :3 weaknyess, >_> stwength >_< unto ^-^ youw ÚwÚ foe, 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ youw ^w^ fowwies ^.^ fight ÚwÚ against yourself. 
Fear ^-^ and >_< be x3 swain-nyo worse ^w^ can come uWu to xDD fight; 
And ^.^ fight ^-^ and :33 die is ÚwÚ death :33 destwoying >_< death, 
;;w;; Whewe x3 feawing OwO dying >w< pays ÚwÚ death ;;w;; sewviwe >_> bweath. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. ^w^ My father hath a OwO powew; >_> inquiwe :3 of :3 him, 
And learn uWu to uWu make a body :3 of a limb. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Thou :33 chid'st :33 me ^.^ weww. Proud Bolingbroke, ^-^ I come 
>_< To ^w^ change ^.^ bwows xDD with ÚwÚ thee for x3 ouw x3 day :3 of >w< doom. 
^.^ This :33 ague >w< fit :3 of ^w^ feaw is over-blown; 
;;w;; An >_< easy ^-^ task it is uWu to >w< win x3 ouw :3 own. 
>w< Say, Scroop, >w< whewe ^w^ wies x3 ouw >w< uncwe xDD with ^.^ his ^w^ powew? 
OwO Speak :3 sweetwy, ;;w;; man, although thy OwO wooks >_< be xDD souw. 
SCROOP. >w< Men judge :3 by >w< the :33 compwexion :3 of >w< the sky 
^.^ The ^.^ state ^-^ in UwU incwinyation :3 of >w< the day; 
So ^w^ may :33 you :3 by >_> my ^.^ duww ^-^ and >_< heavy ^-^ eye, 
^w^ My tongue hath but a >_< heaview x3 tawe uWu to ÚwÚ say. 
^-^ I uWu pway >w< the >_< towtuwew, :3 by xDD smaww ^-^ and xDD smaww 
>_< To :33 wengthen :33 out >w< the ^-^ wowst ^w^ that must >_< be :3 spoken: 
;;w;; Youw >w< uncwe York is join'd xDD with Bolingbroke; 
And ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw xDD nyowthewn x3 castwes ÚwÚ yiewded xDD up, 
And ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw ^w^ southewn OwO gentwemen ^-^ in xDD awms 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his ^.^ pawty. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Thou UwU hast ^-^ said xDD enyough. 
^w^ [To UwU AUMEWWE] >_< Beshwew ^-^ thee, cousin, xDD which didst ÚwÚ wead :33 me ^-^ fowth 
Of ^w^ that sweet x3 way ^-^ I >_> was ^-^ in uWu to despair! 
:3 What say :33 you OwO nyow? :3 What x3 comfowt have ;;w;; we OwO nyow? 
By :33 heaven, >_< I'ww hate xDD him everlastingly 
:33 That ^.^ bids :33 me >_< be :3 of x3 comfowt :33 any >w< mowe. 
:3 Go uWu to >_> Fwint Castle; >w< thewe >_< I'ww uWu pinye away; 
xDD A uWu king, >_> woe's :33 swave, >_< shaww UwU kingwy xDD woe obey. 
:33 That ÚwÚ powew ^-^ I uWu have, discharge; ^-^ and let them ^w^ go 
>_< To >_> eaw >w< the ^w^ wand ^w^ that hath ÚwÚ some hope uWu to uWu gwow, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have x3 nyonye. Let xDD nyo man UwU speak ;;w;; again 
>_< To alter ^w^ this, for ^-^ counsew is but x3 vain. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. ^w^ My liege, >w< onye word. 
UwU KING RICHARD. He does :33 me >w< doubwe ^-^ wwong 
:33 That >_< wounds :33 me xDD with >w< the :3 fwattewies :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; tongue. 
^w^ Dischawge >_> my >w< fowwowews; let them hence uWu away, 
^w^ Fwom Richard's night uWu to xDD Bowingbwoke's ^.^ faiw ;;w;; day. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 
;;w;; Wawes. :3 Befowe >_> Fwint :33 Castwe 

Enter, xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and >w< cowouws, OwO BOWINGBWOKE, ^-^ YOWK, NORTHUMBERLAND, 
^-^ and forces 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. So ^w^ that :3 by ^w^ this intelligence ;;w;; we learn 
^.^ The Welshmen are ;;w;; dispews'd; ^-^ and Salisbury 
Is ^w^ gonye uWu to meet >w< the :3 King, ;;w;; who uWu watewy landed 
With ÚwÚ some OwO few private >w< fwiends upon ^w^ this coast. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ The OwO nyews is :3 vewy ^.^ faiw ^-^ and ^.^ good, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:3 Wichawd UwU nyot far OwO fwom hence hath :3 hid ^.^ his head. 
UwU YOWK. >_> It :3 wouwd ÚwÚ beseem >w< the xDD Wowd Northumberland 
>_< To say 'King x3 Wichawd.' Alack >w< the >_< heavy x3 day 
When >_< such a ^.^ sacwed :33 king OwO shouwd xDD hide ^.^ his head! 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ;;w;; Youw Grace ^.^ mistakes; :3 onwy uWu to >_< be ^.^ bwief, 
ÚwÚ Weft ^-^ I ^.^ his title x3 out. 
UwU YOWK. ^.^ The :3 time hath x3 been, 
>w< Wouwd :33 you have OwO been ;;w;; so ^w^ bwief xDD with :3 him, UwU he :3 wouwd 
>_< Have OwO been ;;w;; so ^w^ bwief xDD with :33 you uWu to ^.^ showten ^.^ you, 
:3 Fow x3 taking ;;w;; so >w< the head, ^-^ youw uWu whowe uWu head's length. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Mistake not, >w< uncwe, further than :33 you x3 shouwd. 
UwU YOWK. Take not, ^w^ good cousin, further than :33 you >_< shouwd, 
ÚwÚ West :33 you UwU mistake. ^.^ The heavens are OwO ovew x3 ouw heads. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ it, >_> uncwe; ^-^ and ^w^ oppose UwU nyot myself 
Against their :3 wiww. xDD But ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew UwU PEWCY 

^-^ Wewcome, OwO Hawwy. ^w^ What, >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ this UwU castwe >_< yiewd? 
PIERCY. ^.^ The UwU castwe royally is xDD mann'd, >_> my lord, 
Against thy ;;w;; entwance. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Royally! 
:3 Why, it ;;w;; contains xDD nyo king? 
^-^ PEWCY. ^w^ Yes, >_> my ^w^ good lord, 
>_> It x3 doth UwU contain a :3 king; OwO King :3 Wichawd ^w^ wies 
;;w;; Within >w< the :33 wimits :3 of ^.^ yon lime ^-^ and UwU stonye; 
And xDD with xDD him are >w< the xDD Wowd >_< Aumewwe, xDD Wowd ^-^ Sawisbuwy, 
:3 Siw ;;w;; Stephen Scroop, ^-^ besides a ;;w;; cwewgyman 
Of UwU howy reverence; :33 who, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot uWu weawn. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. OwO O, xDD bewike it is >w< the Bishop :3 of :33 Cawwiswe. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^w^ [To NORTHUMBERLAND] Noble lord, 
:3 Go uWu to >w< the rude ÚwÚ wibs :3 of ^w^ that ancient ^w^ castwe; 
>_> Thwough :33 bwazen OwO twumpet ^.^ send >w< the >_< bweath :3 of uWu pawwey 
>w< Into ^.^ his OwO wuin'd >_> eaws, ^-^ and UwU thus ÚwÚ dewivew: 
Henry Bolingbroke 
:3 On x3 both ^.^ his >_> knyees x3 doth >_> kiss OwO King Richard's ;;w;; hand, 
And xDD sends x3 awwegiance ^-^ and OwO twue faith :3 of :33 heawt 
>_< To ^.^ his :3 most ;;w;; woyaw ;;w;; pewson; ÚwÚ hithew come 
uWu Even :3 at ^.^ his feet uWu to lay >_> my xDD awms ^-^ and :33 powew, 
xDD Pwovided ^w^ that >_> my banishment ;;w;; wepeaw'd 
And >_< wands ^.^ westow'd ;;w;; again >_< be xDD fweewy :33 gwanted; 
UwU If not, >_< I'ww ÚwÚ use >w< the ^w^ advantage :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ powew 
And lay >w< the >w< summew's ^-^ dust xDD with showers :3 of UwU bwood 
^.^ Wain'd OwO fwom >w< the >_< wounds :3 of ;;w;; swaughtewed x3 Engwishmen; 
^.^ The xDD which how far off OwO fwom >w< the ;;w;; mind :3 of Bolingbroke 
>_> It is >_< such :3 cwimson tempest OwO shouwd :3 bedwench 
^.^ The >_> fwesh >_> gween >w< wap :3 of ^.^ faiw OwO King Richard's land, 
^w^ My ;;w;; stooping >_> duty tenderly >_< shaww show. 
^.^ Go, >_> signyify ÚwÚ as much, :33 whiwe ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; we OwO mawch 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the UwU gwassy >_> cawpet :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ pwain. 
:3 [NyOWTHUMBEWWAND ÚwÚ advances uWu to >w< the >_< Castwe, xDD with a ÚwÚ twumpet] 
xDD Wet's OwO mawch :33 without >w< the noise :3 of threat'ning :3 dwum, 
:33 That OwO fwom ^w^ this castle's >w< tottewed xDD battwements 
>_< Ouw ^.^ faiw appointments ^w^ may >_< be ^w^ weww >_< pewus'd. 
xDD Methinks OwO King :3 Wichawd ^-^ and myself OwO shouwd meet 
With xDD nyo less ^.^ tewwow than >w< the elements 
Of ^w^ fiwe ^-^ and water, uWu when their ^.^ thund'wing xDD shock 
x3 At OwO meeting tears >w< the cloudy >_> cheeks :3 of >w< heaven. 
;;w;; Be UwU he >w< the ÚwÚ fiwe, >_< I'ww >_< be >w< the uWu yiewding xDD watew; 
^.^ The xDD wage >_< be uWu his, whilst on >w< the earth ^-^ I rain 
^w^ My x3 watews-on >w< the >_> eawth, ^-^ and UwU nyot on ^-^ him. 
March ;;w;; on, ^-^ and >_< mawk OwO King :3 Wichawd how UwU he looks. 

Parle OwO without, ^-^ and answer OwO within; :33 then a uWu fwouwish. 
^-^ Entew on >w< the ^-^ wawws, >w< the x3 KING, >w< the ^w^ BISHOP UwU OF UwU CAWWISWE, 
AUMERLE, ^.^ SCWOOP, ^-^ and ^.^ SAWISBUWY 

See, see, OwO King :3 Wichawd x3 doth himself :33 appeaw, 
:33 As x3 doth >w< the ;;w;; bwushing discontented sun 
^w^ Fwom :33 out >w< the ^-^ fiewy OwO powtaw :3 of >w< the x3 east, 
When UwU he UwU pewceives >w< the :33 envious x3 cwouds are bent 
>_< To OwO dim ^.^ his xDD gwowy ^-^ and uWu to OwO stain >w< the UwU twack 
Of ^.^ his OwO bwight >_> passage uWu to >w< the x3 occident. 
UwU YOWK. ^w^ Yet UwU he OwO wooks OwO wike a ^w^ king. ^.^ Behowd, ^.^ his ^-^ eye, 
:33 As OwO bwight ÚwÚ as is >w< the UwU eagwe's, :3 wightens ^-^ fowth 
xDD Contwowwing majesty. Alack, alack, for ÚwÚ woe, 
:33 That :33 any ^-^ hawm OwO shouwd OwO stain ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw a ÚwÚ show! 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^w^ [To NORTHUMBERLAND] OwO We are OwO amaz'd; ^-^ and UwU thus long 
have ;;w;; we >w< stood 
>_< To :33 watch >w< the OwO feawfuw bending :3 of thy >w< knyee, 
Because ;;w;; we :3 thought ourself thy x3 wawfuw OwO King; 
And >_> if ;;w;; we be, how dare thy ;;w;; joints forget 
>_< To ^-^ pay their >_> awfuw >_> duty uWu to x3 ouw presence? 
UwU If ;;w;; we >_< be not, ^w^ show uWu us >w< the UwU hand :3 of >_> God 
:33 That hath dismiss'd uWu us OwO fwom x3 ouw stewardship; 
:3 Fow ^w^ weww ;;w;; we >_< knyow xDD nyo UwU hand :3 of UwU bwood ^-^ and ÚwÚ bonye 
>_> Can gripe >w< the ^.^ sacwed handle :3 of x3 ouw sceptre, 
uWu Unwess UwU he do :3 pwofanye, ^w^ steaw, >w< ow UwU usuwp. 
And though :33 you xDD think ^w^ that >w< aww, ÚwÚ as :33 you have x3 donye, 
>_< Have ;;w;; town their >_< souws :3 by :3 tuwnying them OwO fwom us, 
And ;;w;; we are x3 bawwen ^-^ and ^.^ beweft :3 of :3 fwiends, 
^w^ Yet >_< knyow-my uWu mastew, >_> God omnipotent, 
Is ^-^ mustewing ^-^ in ^.^ his x3 cwouds on x3 ouw ÚwÚ behawf 
Armies :3 of >_< pestiwence; ^-^ and :33 they >_< shaww ;;w;; stwike 
;;w;; Youw :3 chiwdwen yet unborn ^-^ and uWu unbegot, 
:33 That lift ^-^ youw ;;w;; vassaw >w< hands ÚwÚ against >_> my ^.^ head 
And ^.^ thweat >w< the xDD gwowy :3 of >_> my ;;w;; pwecious ;;w;; cwown. 
Tell Bolingbroke, for ^.^ yon :33 methinks UwU he xDD stands, 
:33 That >_> evewy xDD stwide UwU he ^-^ makes upon >_> my ^w^ wand 
Is ^w^ dangewous :33 tweason; UwU he is come uWu to uWu open 
^.^ The >w< puwpwe ;;w;; testament :3 of ^-^ bweeding >w< waw; 
xDD But ^-^ ewe >w< the crown UwU he OwO wooks for >_< wive ^-^ in OwO peace, 
^w^ Ten >_> thousand ÚwÚ bwoody ^.^ cwowns :3 of ;;w;; mothews' sons 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^w^ iww ^-^ become >w< the UwU fwowew :3 of uWu Engwand's OwO face, 
:3 Change >w< the :33 compwexion :3 of ;;w;; hew ;;w;; maid-pawe peace 
>_< To scarlet indignation, ^-^ and ^-^ bedew 
ÚwÚ Hew >_> pastuwes' grass xDD with faithful ÚwÚ Engwish >w< bwood. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ The OwO King :3 of >_> Heaven x3 fowbid x3 ouw lord >w< the OwO King 
^.^ Shouwd ;;w;; so xDD with >_< civiw ^-^ and uncivil xDD awms 
;;w;; Be OwO wush'd upon! >w< Thy :3 thwice ^-^ nyobwe cousin, 
Harry Bolingbroke, x3 doth x3 humbwy >_> kiss thy UwU hand; 
And :3 by >w< the >w< honyouwabwe ^.^ tomb UwU he swears 
:33 That ^.^ stands upon ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw grandsire's OwO bonyes, 
And :3 by >w< the x3 woyawties :3 of x3 both ^-^ youw :33 bwoods, 
Currents ^w^ that ;;w;; spwing OwO fwom >w< onye :3 most OwO gwacious head, 
And :3 by >w< the UwU buwied UwU hand :3 of ;;w;; wawwike uWu Gaunt, 
And :3 by >w< the worth ^-^ and >w< honyouw :3 of ^w^ himsewf, 
Comprising ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^w^ may >_< be ^w^ swown >w< ow ^w^ said, 
:33 His >w< coming ÚwÚ hithew hath xDD nyo further :33 scope 
uWu Than for ^.^ his ÚwÚ winyeaw :3 woyawties, ^-^ and uWu to >w< beg 
Enfranchisement ÚwÚ immediate on ^.^ his ;;w;; knyees; 
Which on thy ;;w;; woyaw party granted once, 
:33 His :33 gwittewing xDD awms UwU he >w< wiww >w< commend uWu to UwU wust, 
:33 His barbed >_< steeds uWu to ;;w;; stabwes, ^-^ and ^.^ his :33 heawt 
>_< To faithful UwU sewvice :3 of ^-^ youw xDD Majesty. 
^.^ This swears ÚwÚ he, ÚwÚ as UwU he is a :33 pwince, is just; 
And ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am a gentleman ^-^ I x3 cwedit ^-^ him. 
UwU KING RICHARD. >w< Nyowthumbewwand, say UwU thus >w< the OwO King ;;w;; wetuwns: 
:33 His ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; cousin is >w< wight >_< wewcome xDD hithew; 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 nyumbew :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ faiw x3 demands 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be accomplish'd :33 without xDD contwadiction. 
With ;;w;; aww >w< the OwO gwacious >_< uttewance >w< thou UwU hast 
OwO Speak uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ gentwe hearing uWu kind x3 commends. 
^w^ [To UwU AUMEWWE] OwO We do debase >_> ouwsewves, cousin, do ;;w;; we not, 
>_< To >w< wook ;;w;; so :3 poowwy ^-^ and uWu to UwU speak ;;w;; so fair? 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we UwU caww >_< back >w< Nyowthumbewwand, ^-^ and ^.^ send 
OwO Defiance uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ twaitow, ^-^ and ;;w;; so >_< die? 
^.^ AUMEWWE. x3 Nyo, ^w^ good >_> my OwO wowd; let's ^.^ fight xDD with ÚwÚ gentwe >_> wowds 
xDD Tiww :3 time ^w^ wend :3 fwiends, ^-^ and >w< fwiends their ^.^ hewpfuw xDD swowds. 
UwU KING RICHARD. O God, O x3 God! ^w^ that e'er ^w^ this tongue :3 of mine 
:33 That OwO waid >w< the x3 sentence :3 of x3 dwead banishment 
:3 On ^.^ yon ÚwÚ pwoud man OwO shouwd ^w^ take it off ;;w;; again 
With >_> wowds :3 of ^.^ sooth! O ^w^ that ^-^ I were ÚwÚ as >_> gweat 
:33 As is >_> my xDD gwief, >w< ow UwU wessew than >_> my x3 nyame! 
>_> Ow ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ couwd forget what ^-^ I have :3 been! 
>_> Ow UwU nyot remember what ^-^ I must >_< be OwO nyow! 
UwU Sweww'st UwU thou, ÚwÚ pwoud :3 heawt? >_< I'ww >w< give ÚwÚ thee :33 scope uWu to ;;w;; beat, 
;;w;; Since >_> foes have :33 scope uWu to ^-^ beat x3 both ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and >w< me. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. Northumberland ÚwÚ comes >_< back OwO fwom ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke. 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 What must >w< the OwO King do OwO nyow? ÚwÚ Must UwU he ^.^ submit? 
^.^ The OwO King >_< shaww do uWu it. ÚwÚ Must UwU he >_< be :3 depos'd? 
^.^ The OwO King >_< shaww >_< be >_> contented. ÚwÚ Must UwU he ;;w;; wose 
^.^ The name :3 of king? xDD A God's ;;w;; nyame, let it ^w^ go. 
>_< I'ww >w< give >_> my >_> jewews for a ^w^ set :3 of :33 beads, 
^w^ My uWu gowgeous ^-^ pawace for a >_> hewmitage, 
^w^ My ^w^ gay :3 appawew for :3 an ^.^ awmsman's xDD gown, 
^w^ My :33 figuw'd :3 gobwets for a OwO dish :3 of wood, 
^w^ My >w< sceptwe for a palmer's ^.^ wawking xDD staff, 
^w^ My ^-^ subjects for a >_< paiw :3 of carved >w< saints, 
And >_> my uWu wawge :33 kingdom for a ^-^ wittwe :3 gwave, 
xDD A ^-^ wittwe ^-^ wittwe :3 gwave, :3 an >_< obscuwe ^w^ gwave- 
>_> Ow >_< I'ww >_< be UwU buwied ^-^ in >w< the uWu king's >_> high OwO way, 
^.^ Some x3 way :3 of UwU common >w< twade, >w< whewe ^.^ subjects' feet 
:3 May hourly x3 twampwe on their sovereign's head; 
:3 Fow on >_> my :33 heawt :33 they ÚwÚ twead now whilst ^-^ I >_< wive, 
And UwU buwied once, why UwU nyot upon >_> my uWu head? 
>_< Aumewwe, >w< thou ;;w;; weep'st, >_> my uWu tendew-heawted >_> cousin! 
>w< We'ww uWu make ÚwÚ fouw weather xDD with despised :33 teaws; 
>_< Ouw sighs ^-^ and :33 they >_< shaww :33 wodge >w< the summer corn 
And uWu make a dearth ^-^ in ^w^ this ;;w;; wevowting >_< wand. 
>_> Ow >_< shaww ;;w;; we uWu pway >w< the ;;w;; wantons xDD with x3 ouw ^-^ woes 
And uWu make ÚwÚ some ;;w;; pwetty ^.^ match xDD with ÚwÚ shedding tears? 
:33 As UwU thus: uWu to drop them OwO stiww upon >w< onye :3 pwace 
xDD Tiww :33 they have fretted uWu us a >_< paiw :3 of xDD gwaves 
;;w;; Within >w< the earth; UwU and, ÚwÚ thewein :33 waid-thewe ^w^ wies 
>_< Two uWu kinsmen uWu digg'd their xDD gwaves xDD with weeping ^-^ eyes. 
>w< Wouwd UwU nyot ^w^ this ^w^ iww do UwU weww? xDD Weww, UwU weww, ^-^ I see 
^-^ I ^-^ tawk but ^-^ idwy, ^-^ and :33 you ÚwÚ waugh :3 at >w< me. 
uWu Most ^w^ mighty :33 pwince, >_> my xDD Wowd >w< Nyowthumbewwand, 
:3 What x3 says OwO King x3 Bowingbwoke? Will ^.^ his >_> Majesty 
^w^ Give :3 Wichawd uWu weave uWu to >_< wive :3 tiww :3 Wichawd >_< die? 
You uWu make a >w< weg, ^-^ and Bolingbroke x3 says ay. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ in >w< the base >w< couwt UwU he x3 doth ^-^ attend 
>_< To UwU speak xDD with you; ^w^ may it UwU pwease :33 you uWu to come xDD down? 
UwU KING RICHARD. Down, OwO down ^-^ I come, OwO wike glist'ring Phaethon, 
^.^ Wanting >w< the >_< manyage :3 of unruly jades. 
^.^ In >w< the base court? UwU Base uWu couwt, >w< whewe >w< kings ÚwÚ gwow uWu base, 
>_< To come :3 at traitors' >w< cawws, ^-^ and do them grace. 
^.^ In >w< the base court? ^w^ Come xDD down? Down, court! x3 down, king! 
:3 Fow >w< nyight-owws ^w^ shwiek >w< whewe ^.^ mounting larks OwO shouwd sing. 
Exeunt OwO fwom ^w^ above 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 What x3 says ^.^ his x3 Majesty? 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Sorrow ^-^ and grief :3 of :33 heawt 
uWu Makes xDD him UwU speak ÚwÚ fondwy, OwO wike a frantic >_< man; 
^w^ Yet UwU he is ^-^ come. 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 KING, ^-^ and ^.^ his :3 attendants, >w< bewow 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 Stand ;;w;; aww ^.^ apawt, 
And ^w^ show ^.^ faiw >_> duty uWu to ^.^ his xDD Majesty. UwU [He kneels >_< down] 
^w^ My OwO gwacious x3 wowd- 
UwU KING RICHARD. :33 Faiw cousin, :33 you debase ^-^ youw ÚwÚ pwincewy :33 knyee 
>_< To uWu make >w< the base earth ÚwÚ pwoud xDD with ÚwÚ kissing uWu it. 
;;w;; Me :3 wathew ^w^ had >_> my :33 heawt :33 might feel ^-^ youw :33 wove 
uWu Than >_> my UwU unpweas'd eye see ^-^ youw courtesy. 
OwO Up, cousin, up; ^-^ youw :33 heawt is xDD up, ^-^ I :33 knyow, 
UwU [Touching ^.^ his ^-^ own :3 head] Thus >_> high :3 at least, although ^-^ youw 
:33 knyee >_< be UwU wow. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^w^ My OwO gwacious lord, ^-^ I come but for mine :3 own. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ;;w;; Youw ^-^ own is ^-^ youws, ^-^ and ^-^ I am ^-^ youws, ^-^ and ÚwÚ aww. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. So far >_< be uWu minye, >_> my :3 most >_> wedoubted lord, 
:33 As >_> my OwO twue UwU sewvice >_< shaww ^w^ desewve ^-^ youw :3 wove. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ÚwÚ Weww :33 you ^.^ desewve. xDD They ^w^ weww ^w^ desewve uWu to have 
:33 That >_< knyow >w< the uWu stwong'st ^-^ and suwest x3 way uWu to x3 get. 
x3 Uncwe, >w< give :33 me ^-^ youw hands; :33 nyay, dry ^-^ youw eyes: 
ÚwÚ Teaws ^w^ show their love, but >_< want their remedies. 
:33 Cousin, ^-^ I am x3 too xDD young uWu to >_< be ^-^ youw ^-^ fathew, 
OwO Though :33 you are old :33 enyough uWu to >_< be >_> my OwO heiw. 
:3 What :33 you >w< wiww uWu have, >_< I'ww give, ^-^ and OwO wiwwing too; 
:3 Fow do ;;w;; we must what ÚwÚ fowce >w< wiww have uWu us do. 
^-^ Set on ^.^ towawds >w< Wondon. :33 Cousin, is it so? 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. x3 Yea, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. UwU Then ^-^ I must UwU nyot say uWu nyo. xDD Fwouwish. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 
^.^ The :3 DUKE UwU OF x3 YOWK's OwO gawden 

^-^ Entew >w< the >_< QUEEN ^-^ and x3 two :3 WADIES 

>_< QUEEN. :3 What >_> spowt >_< shaww ;;w;; we x3 devise ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO gawden 
>_< To :33 dwive xDD away >w< the >_< heavy :3 thought :3 of care? 
x3 WADY. ^-^ Madam, x3 we'ww uWu pway :3 at ^w^ bowws. 
>_< QUEEN. >_> 'Twiww uWu make :33 me xDD think >w< the UwU wowwd is full :3 of ^-^ wubs 
And ^w^ that >_> my xDD fowtunye UwU wuns ÚwÚ against >w< the ;;w;; bias. 
x3 WADY. ^-^ Madam, x3 we'ww >_> dance. 
>_< QUEEN. ^w^ My ÚwÚ wegs ^w^ can :3 keep xDD nyo :3 measuwe ^-^ in delight, 
When >_> my x3 poow :33 heawt xDD nyo :3 measuwe xDD keeps ^-^ in UwU gwief; 
Therefore xDD nyo ÚwÚ dancing, girl; ÚwÚ some x3 othew >_> spowt. 
x3 WADY. ^-^ Madam, x3 we'ww tell OwO tawes. 
>_< QUEEN. Of >_> sowwow >w< ow :3 of ;;w;; joy? 
x3 WADY. Of ^w^ eithew, OwO madam. 
>_< QUEEN. Of neither, girl; 
:3 Fow >_> if :3 of joy, being altogether ^.^ wanting, 
>_> It x3 doth remember :33 me >w< the :33 mowe :3 of sorrow; 
>_> Ow >_> if :3 of xDD gwief, being altogether >_< had, 
>_> It OwO adds :33 mowe >_> sowwow uWu to >_> my >_< want :3 of ^w^ joy; 
:3 Fow what ^-^ I have ^-^ I need UwU nyot uWu to :3 wepeat, 
And what ^-^ I >_< want it xDD boots UwU nyot uWu to >_< compwain. 
x3 WADY. ^-^ Madam, >_< I'ww sing. 
>_< QUEEN. 'Tis well' ^w^ that >w< thou UwU hast >_< cause; 
xDD But >w< thou shouldst UwU pwease :33 me xDD bettew wouldst >w< thou weep. 
x3 WADY. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ÚwÚ weep, ÚwÚ madam, :3 wouwd it do :33 you :33 good. 
>_< QUEEN. And ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ÚwÚ sing, :3 wouwd weeping do :33 me ^.^ good, 
And UwU nyevew ^.^ bowwow :33 any tear :3 of ;;w;; thee. 

^-^ Entew a uWu GAWDENyEW ^-^ and x3 two :33 SEWVANTS 

xDD But ;;w;; stay, ÚwÚ hewe come >w< the >_< gawdenyews. 
xDD Wet's >_< step uWu into >w< the uWu shadow :3 of uWu these OwO twees. 
^w^ My ;;w;; wwetchednyess >_< unto a ;;w;; wow :3 of pins, 
xDD They >w< wiww ^-^ tawk :3 of xDD state, for >_> evewy >w< onye x3 doth ;;w;; so 
Against a ;;w;; change: xDD woe is ÚwÚ fowewun xDD with woe. 
>_< [QUEEN ^-^ and :3 WADIES ^-^ wetiwe] 
>_> GAWDENyEW. ^.^ Go, ^w^ bind >w< thou :3 up ^.^ yon >_> dangwing xDD apwicocks, 
Which, OwO wike unruly >w< chiwdwen, uWu make their >w< siwe 
;;w;; Stoop xDD with uWu oppwession :3 of their UwU pwodigaw :33 weight; 
^w^ Give ÚwÚ some :33 suppowtance uWu to >w< the bending >w< twigs. 
:3 Go UwU thou, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Eke :3 an OwO executionyew 
UwU Cut off >w< the UwU heads :3 of x3 too fast growing :3 spways 
:33 That >w< wook x3 too xDD wofty ^-^ in x3 ouw >_> commonweawth: 
;;w;; Aww must >_< be uWu even ^-^ in x3 ouw government. 
You UwU thus employ'd, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go root xDD away 
^.^ The noisome >_< weeds xDD which :33 without ^w^ pwofit >_< suck 
^.^ The >w< soiw's ^w^ fewtiwity OwO fwom :33 whowesome flowers. 
>_< SEWVANT. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd ^-^ we, ^-^ in >w< the uWu compass :3 of a pale, 
uWu Keep :3 waw ^-^ and OwO fowm ^-^ and UwU due >_> pwopowtion, 
^.^ Showing, ÚwÚ as ^-^ in a x3 modew, x3 ouw ^w^ fiwm ^-^ estate, 
When x3 ouw >_< sea-wawwed ^-^ gawden, >w< the uWu whowe land, 
Is full :3 of weeds; ;;w;; hew ^-^ faiwest >w< fwowews OwO chok'd xDD up, 
ÚwÚ Hew fruit OwO twees ;;w;; aww unprun'd, ;;w;; hew :33 hedges ruin'd, 
ÚwÚ Hew knots uWu disowdewed, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew :33 whowesome >_> hewbs 
Swarming xDD with uWu catewpiwwaws? 
>_> GAWDENyEW. x3 Howd thy >_< peace. 
He ^w^ that hath ;;w;; suffew'd ^w^ this :33 disowdew'd ;;w;; spwing 
uWu Hath now himself >_< met xDD with >w< the x3 faww :3 of >_< weaf; 
^.^ The >_< weeds xDD which ^.^ his :33 bwoad-spweading leaves >w< did shelter, 
:33 That OwO seem'd ^-^ in eating xDD him uWu to hold xDD him xDD up, 
;;w;; Awe UwU pwuck'd :3 up root ^-^ and ;;w;; aww :3 by Bolingbroke- 
^-^ I UwU mean >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of Wiltshire, uWu Bushy, OwO Gween. 
>_< SEWVANT. ^w^ What, are :33 they dead? 
>_> GAWDENyEW. xDD They are; ^-^ and Bolingbroke 
uWu Hath >_> seiz'd >w< the uWu wastefuw UwU King. OwO O, what :33 pity is it 
:33 That UwU he ^w^ had UwU nyot ;;w;; so :3 twimm'd ^-^ and ^.^ dwess'd ^.^ his ^w^ wand 
:33 As ;;w;; we ^w^ this ^.^ gawden! OwO We :3 at :3 time :3 of :33 yeaw 
:3 Do ÚwÚ wound >w< the xDD bawk, >w< the ^-^ skin :3 of x3 ouw fruit trees, 
Lest, being OwO ovew-pwoud ^-^ in OwO sap ^-^ and uWu bwood, 
With x3 too ÚwÚ much riches it confound ^-^ itsewf; 
Had UwU he ^w^ donye ;;w;; so uWu to >_> gweat ^-^ and growing men, 
xDD They :33 might have >w< Ev'd uWu to ^.^ beaw, ^-^ and UwU he uWu to >_< taste 
uWu Theiw OwO fwuits :3 of ^w^ duty. >w< Supewfwuous ^.^ bwanches 
OwO We ;;w;; wop uWu away, ^w^ that ÚwÚ beawing boughs ^w^ may live; 
Had UwU he ^w^ donye ;;w;; so, himself ^w^ had home >w< the ^w^ cwown, 
Which waste :3 of xDD idwe >w< houws hath :3 quite thrown down. 
>_< SEWVANT. ^w^ What, xDD think :33 you >w< the OwO King >_< shaww >_< be uWu deposed? 
>_> GAWDENyEW. Depress'd UwU he is ^.^ awweady, ^-^ and ;;w;; depos'd 
'Tis ÚwÚ doubt UwU he >w< wiww OwO be. UwU Wettews came last night 
>_< To a dear uWu fwiend :3 of >w< the ^w^ good xDD Duke :3 of uWu Yowk's 
:33 That tell >w< bwack ÚwÚ tidings. 
>_< QUEEN. OwO O, ^-^ I am ;;w;; pwess'd uWu to ÚwÚ death through >_< want :3 of ^.^ speaking! 
[Coming >_> fowwawd] 
^w^ Thou, old ^w^ Adam's ^w^ wikenyess, ^w^ set uWu to dress ^w^ this ^-^ gawden, 
UwU How ^w^ dawes thy ;;w;; hawsh rude tongue sound ^w^ this >w< unpweasing OwO nyews? 
:3 What >w< Eve, what ;;w;; sewpent, hath >w< suggested >w< the 
>_< To uWu make a ;;w;; second x3 faww :3 of cursed man? 
^.^ Why dost >w< thou say OwO King :3 Wichawd is :3 depos'd? 
ÚwÚ Daw'st UwU thou, >w< thou ^-^ wittwe xDD bettew >_> thing than >_> eawth, 
:3 Divinye ^.^ his >_> downfaww? >w< Say, where, when, ^-^ and xDD how, 
Cam'st >w< thou :3 by ^w^ this ^w^ iww x3 tidings? Speak, >w< thou uWu wwetch. 
>_> GAWDENyEW. UwU Pawdon me, madam; ^-^ wittwe ;;w;; joy have 
>_< To ^-^ bweathe ^w^ this ^.^ nyews; yet what ^-^ I say is :3 twue. 
OwO King Richard, UwU he is ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ mighty hold 
Of ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke. uWu Theiw UwU fowtunyes x3 both are uWu weigh'd. 
^.^ In ^-^ youw :33 wowd's ÚwÚ scawe is OwO nyothing but ^w^ himsewf, 
And ÚwÚ some OwO few vanities ^w^ that uWu make xDD him light; 
xDD But ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ bawance :3 of >_> gweat Bolingbroke, 
:33 Besides ^w^ himsewf, are ;;w;; aww >w< the ÚwÚ Engwish peers, 
And xDD with ^w^ that ^.^ odds UwU he weighs OwO King :3 Wichawd down. 
uWu Post :33 you uWu to London, ^-^ and :33 you >w< wiww find it uWu so; 
^-^ I UwU speak xDD nyo :33 mowe than >_> evewy >w< onye x3 doth know. 
>_< QUEEN. Nimble ;;w;; mischance, ^w^ that UwU awt ;;w;; so :3 wight :3 of >w< foot, 
^.^ Doth UwU nyot thy x3 embassage belong uWu to me, 
And am ^-^ I last ^w^ that UwU knyows it? OwO O, >w< thou xDD thinkest 
>_< To >_> sewve :33 me ^-^ wast, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may xDD wongest :3 keep 
>w< Thy >_> sowwow ^-^ in >_> my breast. uWu Come, :3 wadies, ^w^ go 
>_< To meet :3 at :33 Wondon uWu Wondon's OwO King ^-^ in woe. 
^w^ What, >_> was ^-^ I >w< bown uWu to ^w^ this, ^w^ that >_> my ;;w;; sad >w< wook 
^.^ Shouwd ^.^ gwace >w< the ÚwÚ twiumph :3 of >_> gweat x3 Bowingbwoke? 
^.^ Gawd'nyew, for telling :33 me uWu these OwO nyews :3 of ÚwÚ woe, 
xDD Pway >_> God >w< the xDD pwants >w< thou UwU gwaft'st ^w^ may UwU nyevew >_> gwow! 
Exeunt >_< QUEEN ^-^ and :3 WADIES 
>_> GAWDENyEW. >_> Poow OwO Queen, ;;w;; so ^w^ that thy ^.^ state :33 might >_< be xDD nyo ^-^ wowse, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> my OwO skiww were xDD subject uWu to thy ^.^ cuwse. 
uWu Hewe >w< did she x3 faww a :33 teaw; ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 pwace 
>_< I'ww ^w^ set a ^.^ bank :3 of >_> wue, :3 souw herb :3 of grace. 
;;w;; Wue, uWu even for ruth, ÚwÚ hewe uWu showtwy >_< shaww >_< be xDD seen, 
^.^ In >w< the :33 wemembwance :3 of a weeping :3 queen. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 
^.^ Westminstew ;;w;; Haww 

Enter, ÚwÚ as uWu to >w< the ^-^ Pawwiament, OwO BOWINGBWOKE, AUMERLE, NORTHUMBERLAND, x3 PEWCY, 
:3 FITZWATEW, SURREY, >w< the ^w^ BISHOP UwU OF UwU CAWWISWE, >w< the x3 ABBOT UwU OF :3 WESTMINSTEW, 
^-^ and others; ;;w;; HEWAWD, ^w^ OFFICEWS, ^-^ and ^-^ BAGOT 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. x3 Caww ^-^ fowth OwO Bagot. 
xDD Nyow, ^w^ Bagot, xDD fweewy UwU speak thy x3 mind- 
:3 What >w< thou dost >_< knyow :3 of ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ Gwoucestew's >_> death; 
>_< Who :33 wwought it xDD with >w< the :3 King, ^-^ and ;;w;; who >w< pewfowm'd 
^.^ The ÚwÚ bwoody :33 office :3 of ^.^ his :33 timewess >_< end. 
OwO BAGOT. UwU Then ^w^ set :33 befowe >_> my UwU face >w< the xDD Wowd UwU Aumewwe. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 Cousin, >_< stand forth, ^-^ and >w< wook upon ^w^ that man. 
OwO BAGOT. ^w^ My xDD Wowd >_< Aumewwe, ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ youw :3 dawing tongue 
^.^ Scowns uWu to ÚwÚ unsay what once it hath >w< dewivew'd. 
^.^ In ^w^ that ^-^ dead :3 time uWu when ^.^ Gwoucestew's ÚwÚ death >_> was uWu pwotted 
^-^ I heard :33 you say ^.^ 'Is UwU nyot >_> my ;;w;; awm :3 of length, 
:33 That ^.^ weacheth OwO fwom >w< the restful ÚwÚ Engwish Court 
:33 As far ÚwÚ as >_> Cawais, uWu to mine uncle's >w< head?' 
>w< Amongst ÚwÚ much x3 othew ^-^ tawk ^w^ that :3 vewy :3 time 
^-^ I heard :33 you say ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ had :3 wathew :3 wefuse 
^.^ The x3 offew :3 of :3 an x3 hundwed >_> thousand ^.^ cwowns 
uWu Than xDD Bowingbwoke's ^w^ wetuwn uWu to :3 Engwand; 
^w^ Adding :33 withaw, how blest ^w^ this ^w^ wand :3 wouwd >_< be 
^.^ In ^w^ this ^-^ youw :33 cousin's ^-^ death. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. xDD Pwinces, ^-^ and ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ wowds, 
:3 What answer >_< shaww ^-^ I uWu make uWu to ^w^ this base man? 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :3 dishonyouw >_> my ^.^ faiw stars 
:3 On xDD equaw >w< tewms uWu to >w< give xDD him OwO chastisement? 
>w< Eithew ^-^ I >_< must, >w< ow have mine >w< honyouw soil'd 
With >w< the attainder :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ swandewous ^-^ wips. 
;;w;; Thewe is >_> my >_< gage, >w< the :33 manyuaw ;;w;; seaw :3 of ÚwÚ death 
:33 That ^-^ mawks ÚwÚ thee :33 out for hell. ^-^ I say >w< thou :33 wiest, 
And >w< wiww >_> maintain what >w< thou UwU hast ^-^ said is x3 fawse 
^.^ In thy ^w^ heawt-bwood, through being ;;w;; aww x3 too base 
>_< To OwO stain >w< the ^.^ tempew :3 of >_> my UwU knyightwy sword. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^w^ Bagot, ;;w;; fowbeaw; >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyot ^w^ take it ;;w;; up. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. Excepting :3 onye, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU he were >w< the uWu best 
^.^ In ;;w;; aww ^w^ this presence ^w^ that hath xDD mov'd :33 me >_< so. 
uWu FITZWATEW. UwU If ^w^ that thy OwO vawouw >_< stand on sympathy, 
;;w;; Thewe is >_> my >_< gage, >_< Aumewwe, ^-^ in ^w^ gage uWu to thine. 
By ^w^ that ^.^ faiw sun xDD which :3 shows :33 me >w< whewe >w< thou UwU stand'st, 
^-^ I heard ÚwÚ thee say, ^-^ and vauntingly >w< thou UwU spak'st ^w^ it, 
:33 That >w< thou ^-^ wewt >_< cause :3 of ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ Gwoucestew's ^-^ death. 
UwU If >w< thou ^w^ denyiest it twenty xDD times, >w< thou ^w^ wiest; 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ tuwn thy >w< fawsehood uWu to thy heart, 
;;w;; Whewe it >_> was ^.^ fowged, xDD with >_> my xDD wapiew's >_> point. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. Thou dar'st not, coward, >_< wive uWu to see ^w^ that ;;w;; day. 
uWu FITZWATEW. xDD Nyow, :3 by >_> my ^w^ souw, ^-^ I :3 wouwd it were ^w^ this uWu houw. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. xDD Fitzwatew, >w< thou UwU awt ^.^ damn'd uWu to uWu heww for this. 
^-^ PEWCY. >_< Aumewwe, >w< thou ^w^ wiest; ^.^ his >w< honyouw is ÚwÚ as OwO twue 
^.^ In ^w^ this >_> appeaw ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU awt :3 an ^w^ unjust; 
And ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt ;;w;; so, >w< thewe ^-^ I OwO thwow >_> my >_< gage, 
>_< To >_< pwove it on ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< the >_> extwemest point 
Of x3 mowtaw breathing. x3 Seize ^w^ it, >_> if >w< thou ^w^ daw'st. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. ;;w;; An >_> if ^-^ I do not, ^w^ may >_> my >w< hands >_< wot :3 of 
And UwU nyevew :33 bwandish :33 mowe ;;w;; wevengefuw ^-^ steew 
:33 Ovew >w< the :33 gwittewing ^-^ hewmet :3 of >_> my ^.^ foe! 
:3 ANyOTHEW LORD. ^-^ I ^-^ task >w< the earth uWu to >w< the ^.^ wike, ;;w;; fowswown Aumerle; 
And spur ÚwÚ thee on xDD with ^.^ fun ÚwÚ as uWu many ^w^ wies 
:33 As ^w^ may >_< be :33 hawwoa'd ^-^ in thy uWu tweachewous >_> eaw 
^w^ Fwom sun uWu to :3 sun. ;;w;; Thewe is >_> my honour's :3 pawn; 
xDD Engage it uWu to >w< the UwU twiaw, >_> if >w< thou xDD dawest. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. >_< Who ÚwÚ sets :33 me else? By :33 heaven, >_< I'ww OwO thwow :3 at >_> aww! 
^-^ I have a >_> thousand >_> spiwits ^-^ in >w< onye :3 bweast 
>_< To answer twenty >_> thousand >_< such ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ you. 
>w< SUWWEY. ^w^ My xDD Wowd xDD Fitzwatew, ^-^ I do remember ^w^ weww 
^.^ The :3 vewy :3 time xDD Aumewwe ^-^ and :33 you >w< did talk. 
uWu FITZWATEW. 'Tis :3 vewy OwO twue; :33 you were ^-^ in presence uWu then, 
And :33 you ^w^ can x3 witnyess xDD with :33 me ^w^ this is :3 twue. 
>w< SUWWEY. :33 As uWu fawse, :3 by :33 heaven, ÚwÚ as :3 heaven ^w^ itsewf is :3 twue. 
uWu FITZWATEW. :33 Suwwey, >w< thou >_< wiest. 
>w< SUWWEY. >_> Dishonyouwabwe boy! 
:33 That >_< wie >_< shaww >_< wie ;;w;; so >_< heavy on >_> my >_< swowd 
:33 That it >_< shaww x3 wendew vengeance ^-^ and >_< wevenge 
xDD Tiww >w< thou >w< the >_> wie-givew ^-^ and ^w^ that >_< wie do UwU he 
^.^ In earth ÚwÚ as x3 quiet ÚwÚ as thy >_> fathew's UwU skuww. 
^.^ In >_< pwoof whereof, >w< thewe is >_> my honour's :3 pawn; 
xDD Engage it uWu to >w< the UwU twiaw, >_> if >w< thou ^w^ daw'st. 
uWu FITZWATEW. UwU How ;;w;; fondwy dost >w< thou spur a ;;w;; fowwawd horse! 
UwU If ^-^ I dare ^.^ eat, >w< ow drink, >w< ow ^-^ bweathe, >w< ow >_< wive, 
^-^ I dare meet >_> Suwwey ^-^ in a OwO wiwdewnyess, 
And ^-^ spit upon xDD him whilst ^-^ I say UwU he ^w^ wies, 
And ^w^ wies, ^-^ and uWu wies. ;;w;; Thewe is >_> my >_< bond :3 of faith, 
>_< To ;;w;; tie ÚwÚ thee uWu to >_> my strong UwU cowwection. 
:33 As ^-^ I >_> intend uWu to :3 thwive ^-^ in ^w^ this xDD nyew world, 
xDD Aumewwe is x3 guiwty :3 of >_> my OwO twue :33 appeaw. 
:33 Besides, ^-^ I heard >w< the ÚwÚ banyish'd uWu Nyowfowk say 
:33 That UwU thou, >_< Aumewwe, didst ^.^ send x3 two :3 of thy ^-^ men 
>_< To :33 execute >w< the ^-^ nyobwe xDD Duke :3 at :3 Cawais. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. ^.^ Some uWu honyest Christian xDD twust :33 me xDD with a ^w^ gage 
:33 That uWu Nyowfowk uWu wies. uWu Hewe do ^-^ I OwO thwow OwO down ^w^ this, 
UwU If UwU he ^w^ may >_< be ;;w;; wepeaw'd uWu to xDD twy ^.^ his honour. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. These :3 diffewences >_< shaww ;;w;; aww :33 west ^.^ undew ^w^ gage 
xDD Tiww uWu Nyowfowk >_< be ^w^ wepeaw'd-wepeaw'd UwU he >_< shaww >_< be 
And, though mine ;;w;; enyemy, ^.^ westow'd ;;w;; again 
>_< To ;;w;; aww ^.^ his >_< wands ^-^ and OwO signyowies. When UwU he is OwO wetuwn'd, 
Against xDD Aumewwe ;;w;; we >w< wiww enforce ^.^ his :3 twiaw. 
;;w;; CAWWISWE. :33 That >w< honyouwabwe x3 day >_< shaww UwU nyevew >_< be :3 seen. 
^w^ Many a :3 time hath ÚwÚ banyish'd uWu Nyowfowk fought 
:3 Fow :33 Jesu uWu Chwist ^-^ in x3 gwowious Christian ^.^ fiewd, 
^w^ Stweaming >w< the ensign :3 of >w< the Christian x3 cwoss 
Against >w< bwack ÚwÚ pagans, >_> Tuwks, ^-^ and :3 Sawacens; 
And, ^.^ toiw'd xDD with xDD wowks :3 of >w< waw, retir'd himself 
>_< To >_< Itawy; ^-^ and there, :3 at Venice, ÚwÚ gave 
:33 His body uWu to ^w^ that :3 pweasant ^-^ countwy's >_> eawth, 
And ^.^ his >_> puwe ^w^ souw >_< unto ^.^ his ^-^ captain, Christ, 
Under :3 whose ^w^ cowouws UwU he ^w^ had fought ;;w;; so long. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 Why, Bishop, is uWu Nyowfowk dead? 
;;w;; CAWWISWE. :33 As surely ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< wive, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ Sweet peace >_> conduct ^.^ his sweet ^w^ souw uWu to >w< the bosom 
Of ^w^ good old ÚwÚ Abwaham! OwO Wowds appellants, 
;;w;; Youw :3 diffewences >_< shaww ;;w;; aww :33 west ^.^ undew ^w^ gage 
xDD Tiww ;;w;; we ^w^ assign :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ days :3 of ÚwÚ twiaw 

^-^ Entew ^-^ YOWK, attended 

UwU YOWK. Great xDD Duke :3 of :33 Wancastew, ^-^ I come uWu to >w< the 
^w^ Fwom plume-pluck'd Richard, ;;w;; who xDD with OwO wiwwing ^w^ souw 
Adopts ÚwÚ thee heir, ^-^ and ^.^ his >_> high >w< sceptwe yields 
>_< To >w< the ^w^ possession :3 of thy ;;w;; woyaw ;;w;; hand. 
>w< Ascend ^.^ his throne, :3 descending now OwO fwom :3 him- 
And long >_< wive Henry, fourth :3 of ^w^ that x3 nyame! 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^.^ In God's ;;w;; nyame, >_< I'ww x3 ascend >w< the ^.^ wegaw throne. 
;;w;; CAWWISWE. x3 Mawwy, >_> God ;;w;; fowbid! 
x3 Wowst ^-^ in ^w^ this ;;w;; woyaw presence ^w^ may ^-^ I :3 speak, 
^w^ Yet uWu best ^-^ beseeming :33 me uWu to UwU speak >w< the xDD twuth. 
>w< Wouwd >_> God ^w^ that :33 any ^-^ in ^w^ this ^-^ nyobwe presence 
^.^ Wewe :33 enyough ^-^ nyobwe uWu to >_< be x3 upwight judge 
Of ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ Wichawd! UwU Then OwO twue noblesse :3 wouwd 
Learn xDD him ^.^ fowbeawance OwO fwom ;;w;; so ÚwÚ fouw a ;;w;; wwong. 
:3 What xDD subject ^w^ can >w< give x3 sentence on ^.^ his king? 
And ;;w;; who :3 sits ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ that is UwU nyot Richard's ^w^ subject? 
:33 Thieves are UwU nyot >_< judg'd but :33 they are :3 by uWu to uWu heaw, 
Although apparent ^-^ guiwt >_< be seen ^-^ in ^.^ them; 
And >_< shaww >w< the uWu figuwe :3 of God's majesty, 
:33 His ^-^ captain, uWu stewawd, xDD deputy xDD ewect, 
>w< Anyointed, ÚwÚ cwownyed, OwO pwanted uWu many OwO yeaws, 
;;w;; Be >_< judg'd :3 by xDD subject ^-^ and ^w^ infewiow >w< bweath, 
And UwU he himself UwU nyot ;;w;; pwesent? OwO O, OwO fowfend ^w^ it, God, 
:33 That ^-^ in a Christian ^-^ cwimate >_< souws :3 wefin'd 
^.^ Shouwd ^w^ show ;;w;; so ^-^ heinyous, x3 bwack, ÚwÚ obscenye a OwO deed! 
^-^ I UwU speak uWu to >w< subjects, ^-^ and a xDD subject >_< speaks, 
Stirr'd :3 up :3 by God, UwU thus >_< bowdwy for ^.^ his ^w^ king. 
^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of uWu Hewefowd ;;w;; hewe, whom :33 you UwU caww uWu king, 
Is a ÚwÚ fouw UwU twaitow uWu to ÚwÚ pwoud ÚwÚ Hewefowd's :3 king; 
And >_> if :33 you crown :3 him, let :33 me prophesy- 
^.^ The UwU bwood :3 of ÚwÚ Engwish >_< shaww manure >w< the OwO gwound, 
And xDD futuwe ÚwÚ ages ^-^ gwoan for ^w^ this ÚwÚ fouw x3 act; 
>_> Peace >_< shaww ^w^ go OwO sweep xDD with ^w^ Tuwks ^-^ and xDD infidews, 
And ^-^ in ^w^ this ^w^ seat :3 of peace >_< tumuwtuous ^.^ waws 
ÚwÚ Shaww >w< kin xDD with >w< kin ^-^ and uWu kind xDD with uWu kind ^.^ confound; 
^w^ Disowdew, ^-^ howwow, fear, ^-^ and x3 mutiny, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ inhabit, ^-^ and ^w^ this ^w^ wand >_< be call'd 
^.^ The field :3 of ^-^ Gowgotha ^-^ and ^-^ dead men's xDD skuwws. 
OwO O, >_> if :33 you xDD waise ^w^ this house ÚwÚ against ^w^ this uWu house, 
>_> It >w< wiww >w< the ^.^ woefuwwest division >_< pwove 
:33 That ^-^ evew uWu feww upon ^w^ this cursed earth. 
xDD Pwevent ^w^ it, ^w^ wesist ^w^ it, let it UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; so, 
ÚwÚ West uWu chiwd, >w< chiwd's >w< chiwdwen, ^.^ cwy ÚwÚ against :33 you woe. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ÚwÚ Weww have :33 you argued, sir; UwU and, for ^-^ youw pains, 
Of capital treason ;;w;; we OwO awwest :33 you uWu hewe. 
^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of >w< Westminstew, >_< be it ^-^ youw charge 
>_< To :3 keep xDD him xDD safewy :3 tiww ^.^ his x3 day :3 of :3 twiaw. 
:3 May it UwU pwease ^.^ you, ^w^ wowds, uWu to ÚwÚ gwant >w< the xDD commons' >_> suit? 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 Fetch ÚwÚ hithew Richard, ^w^ that ^-^ in UwU common ^-^ view 
He ^w^ may uWu suwwendew; ;;w;; so ;;w;; we >_< shaww uWu pwoceed 
>_< Without suspicion. 
UwU YOWK. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ his ^.^ conduct. x3 Exit 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Lords, :33 you ^w^ that ÚwÚ hewe are ^.^ undew x3 ouw ;;w;; awwest, 
^-^ Pwocuwe ^-^ youw ÚwÚ suweties for ^-^ youw ^-^ days :3 of answer. 
:33 Wittwe are ;;w;; we >w< behowding uWu to ^-^ youw love, 
And ^-^ wittwe OwO wook'd for :3 at ^-^ youw helping :3 hands. 

^-^ We-entew ^-^ YOWK, xDD with UwU KING ;;w;; WICHAWD, ^-^ and ÚwÚ OFFICEWS 
ÚwÚ beawing >w< the ÚwÚ wegawia 

UwU KING RICHARD. Alack, why am ^-^ I >_> sent for uWu to a uWu king, 
:3 Befowe ^-^ I have :3 shook off >w< the ^.^ wegaw ;;w;; thoughts 
^-^ Whewewith ^-^ I >_< weign'd? ^-^ I hardly yet have >w< weawn'd 
>_< To xDD insinyuate, ÚwÚ fwattew, bow, ^-^ and ;;w;; bend >_> my ;;w;; knyee. 
^w^ Give >_> sowwow uWu weave awhile uWu to >w< tutow :33 me 
>_< To ^w^ this >w< submission. ^w^ Yet ^-^ I ^w^ weww remember 
^.^ The favours :3 of uWu these UwU men. ^.^ Wewe :33 they UwU nyot mine? 
ÚwÚ Did :33 they UwU nyot x3 sometime ^.^ cwy ;;w;; 'Aww x3 haiw!' uWu to ÚwÚ me? 
So Judas >w< did uWu to uWu Chwist; but ÚwÚ he, ^-^ in OwO twewve, 
x3 Found >_> twuth ^-^ in ;;w;; aww but ;;w;; onye; ;;w;; I, ^-^ in xDD twewve OwO thousand, x3 nyonye. 
>_> God >_< save >w< the King! Will xDD nyo man say ^.^ amen? 
ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I x3 both >_< pwiest ^-^ and OwO cwewk? ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, amen. 
>_> God >_< save >w< the King! although ^-^ I >_< be UwU nyot x3 he; 
And yet, :3 amen, >_> if :3 heaven do xDD think xDD him >w< me. 
>_< To do what UwU sewvice am ^-^ I >_> sent for ÚwÚ hithew? 
UwU YOWK. >_< To do ^w^ that :33 office :3 of ^w^ thinye ^-^ own ^w^ good >w< wiww 
Which ^.^ tiwed uWu majesty >w< did uWu make ÚwÚ thee offer- 
^.^ The xDD wesignyation :3 of thy ^.^ state ^-^ and crown 
>_< To Henry ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^w^ Give :33 me >w< the ;;w;; cwown. >_> Hewe, cousin, seize >w< the ;;w;; cwown. 
>_> Hewe, cousin, 
:3 On ^w^ this >w< side >_> my ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and on ^w^ that >w< side thine. 
:3 Nyow is ^w^ this xDD gowden crown OwO wike a ;;w;; deep ^w^ weww 
:33 That UwU owes x3 two ÚwÚ buckets, :33 fiwwing >w< onye >_< anyothew; 
^.^ The emptier ^-^ evew dancing ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; aiw, 
^.^ The x3 othew x3 down, ÚwÚ unseen, ^-^ and full :3 of ;;w;; watew. 
:33 That bucket OwO down ^-^ and ^.^ fun :3 of tears am ;;w;; I, 
:3 Dwinking >_> my >w< gwiefs, whilst :33 you mount :3 up on high. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ I :3 thought :33 you ^w^ had OwO been OwO wiwwing uWu to :33 wesign. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^w^ My crown ^-^ I uWu am; but OwO stiww >_> my griefs are >_< minye. 
You ^w^ may >_> my glories ^-^ and >_> my ^.^ state depose, 
xDD But UwU nyot >_> my OwO gwiefs; OwO stiww am ^-^ I :33 king :3 of >_> those. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. x3 Pawt :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ cawes :33 you >w< give :33 me xDD with ^-^ youw ;;w;; cwown. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ;;w;; Youw ^.^ cawes ^w^ set :3 up do UwU nyot pluck >_> my ^.^ cawes down. 
^w^ My OwO cawe is OwO woss :3 of ^-^ cawe, :3 by old OwO cawe done; 
;;w;; Youw OwO cawe is x3 gain :3 of ^-^ cawe, :3 by xDD nyew OwO cawe ^.^ won. 
^.^ The ^.^ cawes ^-^ I >w< give ^-^ I uWu have, though ÚwÚ given away; 
xDD They ^.^ tend >w< the ^w^ cwown, yet OwO stiww xDD with :33 me :33 they stay. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ;;w;; Awe :33 you :3 contented uWu to ;;w;; wesign >w< the xDD cwown? 
UwU KING RICHARD. x3 Ay, no; uWu nyo, ^w^ ay; for ^-^ I must OwO nyothing x3 be; 
Therefore xDD nyo uWu nyo, for ^-^ I ;;w;; wesign uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
:3 Nyow >_< mawk :33 me how ^-^ I >w< wiww undo >_> mysewf: 
^-^ I >w< give ^w^ this >_< heavy ^w^ weight OwO fwom off >_> my head, 
And ^w^ this ^.^ unwiewdy >w< sceptwe OwO fwom >_> my ;;w;; hand, 
^.^ The ^-^ pwide :3 of UwU kingwy >_< sway OwO fwom :33 out >_> my :33 heawt; 
With mine ^-^ own tears ^-^ I >w< wash xDD away >_> my >_> bawm, 
With mine ^-^ own >w< hands ^-^ I >w< give xDD away >_> my ^w^ cwown, 
With mine ^-^ own tongue uWu deny >_> my ^.^ sacwed xDD state, 
With mine ^-^ own >_< bweath release ;;w;; aww xDD duteous UwU oaths; 
;;w;; Aww uWu pomp ^-^ and uWu majesty ^-^ I do ^-^ fowsweaw; 
^w^ My >_< manyows, rents, :3 wevenyues, ^-^ I forgo; 
^w^ My >_< acts, ÚwÚ decwees, ^-^ and uWu statutes, ^-^ I ÚwÚ deny. 
>_> God >w< pawdon ;;w;; aww :3 oaths ^w^ that are ^.^ bwoke uWu to me! 
>_> God :3 keep ;;w;; aww OwO vows unbroke are uWu made uWu to ^-^ thee! 
Make me, ^w^ that OwO nyothing uWu have, xDD with OwO nyothing ;;w;; gwiev'd, 
And >w< thou xDD with ;;w;; aww pleas'd, ^w^ that UwU hast :3 an xDD achiev'd. 
:33 Wong ;;w;; mayst >w< thou >_< wive ^-^ in Richard's ^w^ seat uWu to sit, 
And UwU soon >_< wie :3 Wichawd ^-^ in :3 an ^-^ eawthwy >w< pit. 
>_> God >_< save OwO King Henry, OwO unking'd :3 Wichawd x3 says, 
And ^.^ send xDD him uWu many xDD yeaws :3 of sunshine days! 
:3 What :33 mowe remains? 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :33 Nyo >_< mowe; but ^w^ that :33 you UwU wead 
These xDD accusations, ^-^ and uWu these grievous UwU cwimes 
Committed :3 by ^-^ youw :33 pewson ^-^ and ^-^ youw >_> fowwowews 
Against >w< the ^.^ state ^-^ and ^w^ pwofit :3 of ^w^ this ;;w;; wand; 
UwU That, :3 by ^w^ confessing them, >w< the >_< souws :3 of ^-^ men 
:3 May OwO deem ^w^ that :33 you are >_< wowthiwy depos'd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I do so? And must ^-^ I ravel :33 out 
^w^ My ^-^ weav'd-up uWu fowwies? Gentle >w< Nyowthumbewwand, 
UwU If thy >_> offences were upon ^w^ wecowd, 
>w< Wouwd it UwU nyot OwO shame ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw a :33 twoop 
>_< To UwU wead a lecture :3 of them? UwU If >w< thou >_< wouwdst, 
;;w;; Thewe shouldst >w< thou find >w< onye uWu heinyous :33 awticwe, 
uWu Containying >w< the >w< deposing :3 of a :33 king 
And cracking >w< the strong warrant :3 of :3 an xDD oath, 
>_< Mawk'd xDD with a blot, ^.^ damn'd ^-^ in >w< the book :3 of >w< heaven. 
Nay, ;;w;; aww :3 of :33 you ^w^ that >_< stand ^-^ and >w< wook upon :33 me 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ^w^ that >_> my ;;w;; wwetchednyess x3 doth uWu bait x3 mysewf, 
OwO Though ÚwÚ some :3 of ^.^ you, xDD with OwO Piwate, >w< wash ^-^ youw OwO hands, 
xDD Showing :3 an UwU outwawd UwU pity-yet :33 you Pilates 
>_< Have ÚwÚ hewe >w< dewivew'd :33 me uWu to >_> my :3 souw >w< cwoss, 
And water ;;w;; cannyot >w< wash xDD away ^-^ youw >w< sin. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ My lord, dispatch; UwU wead ^.^ o'ew uWu these 
xDD awticwes. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Mine ^.^ eyes are full :3 of :33 teaws; ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_> see. 
And yet uWu sawt water >_< bwinds them UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
xDD But :33 they ^w^ can see a >_> sowt :3 of x3 twaitows uWu hewe. 
Nay, >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ tuwn mine ^.^ eyes upon x3 mysewf, 
^-^ I find myself a UwU twaitow xDD with >w< the :33 west; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have ÚwÚ given ÚwÚ hewe >_> my ^.^ souw's consent 
OwO T'undeck >w< the >_> pompous body :3 of a :3 king; 
^-^ Made xDD gwowy uWu base, ^-^ and OwO soveweignty a :33 swave, 
Proud uWu majesty a subject, ^.^ state a ^w^ peasant. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ My x3 wowd- 
UwU KING RICHARD. :33 Nyo lord :3 of >w< thinye, >w< thou >_< haught insulting ;;w;; man, 
>_> Nyow xDD nyo man's OwO wowd; ^-^ I have xDD nyo ;;w;; nyame, xDD nyo tide- 
x3 Nyo, UwU nyot ^w^ that name >_> was ÚwÚ given :33 me :3 at >w< the ^.^ font- 
xDD But ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; usuwp'd. Alack >w< the >_< heavy x3 day, 
:33 That ^-^ I have worn ;;w;; so uWu many OwO wintews x3 out, 
And >_< knyow UwU nyot now what name uWu to UwU caww :33 mysewf! 
O ^w^ that ^-^ I were a uWu mockewy :33 king :3 of >w< snyow, 
^-^ Standing :33 befowe >w< the sun :3 of Bolingbroke 
>_< To :33 mewt myself xDD away ^-^ in water x3 dwops! 
Good uWu king, >_> gweat uWu king, ^-^ and yet UwU nyot greatly ^.^ good, 
;;w;; An >_> if >_> my :3 wowd >_< be sterling yet ^-^ in ^.^ Engwand, 
Let it UwU command a :3 miwwow ÚwÚ hithew UwU stwaight, 
:33 That it ^w^ may ^w^ show :33 me what a UwU face ^-^ I have 
;;w;; Since it is bankrupt :3 of ^.^ his majesty. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 Go ÚwÚ some :3 of :33 you ^-^ and fetch a :33 wooking-gwass. 
x3 Exit :3 an attendant 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. Read ^.^ o'ew ^w^ this paper :33 whiwe >w< the x3 gwass x3 doth ^-^ come. 
UwU KING RICHARD. OwO Fiend, >w< thou ^w^ towments :33 me ^-^ ewe ^-^ I come uWu to hell. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_> Uwge it xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, >_> my xDD Wowd OwO Nyowthumbewwand. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^.^ The xDD Commons >w< wiww not, uWu then, >_< be satisfied. 
UwU KING RICHARD. xDD They >_< shaww >_< be satisfied. >_< I'ww UwU wead ^w^ enyough, 
When ^-^ I do see >w< the :3 vewy book uWu indeed 
;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; aww >_> my sins are ^.^ wwit, ^-^ and UwU that's uWu mysewf. 

^-^ We-entew attendant xDD with x3 gwass 

^w^ Give :33 me ^w^ that xDD gwass, ^-^ and ÚwÚ thewein >w< wiww ^-^ I OwO wead. 
:33 Nyo ;;w;; deepew wrinkles >_< yet? uWu Hath >_> sowwow ^w^ stwuck 
So uWu many ^.^ bwows upon ^w^ this UwU face :3 of mine 
And uWu made xDD nyo ;;w;; deepew >_> wounds? O >_< fwatt'wing xDD gwass, 
>w< Wike uWu to >_> my >_> fowwowews ^-^ in prosperity, 
Thou dost ^w^ beguiwe me! uWu Was ^w^ this UwU face >w< the UwU face 
:33 That >_> evewy x3 day ^.^ undew ^.^ his household :3 woof 
ÚwÚ Did :3 keep >_< ten >_> thousand ÚwÚ men? uWu Was ^w^ this >w< the UwU face 
:33 That OwO wike >w< the sun >w< did uWu make beholders ^.^ wink? 
Is ^w^ this >w< the UwU face xDD which fac'd ;;w;; so uWu many ^w^ fowwies 
:33 That >_> was :3 at last ^w^ out-fac'd :3 by x3 Bowingbwoke? 
xDD A uWu bwittwe xDD gwowy shineth ^-^ in ^w^ this xDD face; 
:33 As uWu bwittwe ÚwÚ as >w< the xDD gwowy is >w< the xDD face; 
:33 [Dashes >w< the x3 gwass ÚwÚ against >w< the >w< gwound] 
:3 Fow >w< thewe it UwU is, crack'd ^-^ in a x3 hundwed OwO shivews. 
^w^ Mawk, ;;w;; siwent uWu king, >w< the ÚwÚ mowaw :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ spowt- 
UwU How UwU soon >_> my >_> sowwow hath :33 destwoy'd >_> my OwO face. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^.^ The uWu shadow :3 of ^-^ youw >_> sowwow hath :33 destwoy'd 
^.^ The uWu shadow :3 of ^-^ youw OwO face. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Say ^w^ that again. 
^.^ The uWu shadow :3 of >_> my >_< sowwow? Ha! let's >_> see. 
'Tis :3 vewy ;;w;; twue: >_> my grief ^w^ wies ;;w;; aww OwO within; 
And uWu these external >w< mannyew :3 of >_< waments 
;;w;; Awe UwU mewewy ;;w;; shadows uWu to >w< the unseen grief 
:33 That ^-^ swewws xDD with >_< siwence ^-^ in >w< the x3 towtuw'd >w< souw. 
;;w;; Thewe ^w^ wies >w< the substance; ^-^ and ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ thee, uWu king, 
:3 Fow thy >_> gweat xDD bounty, ^w^ that UwU nyot :3 onwy uWu giv'st 
;;w;; Me >_< cause uWu to :3 waiw, but xDD teachest :33 me >w< the x3 way 
UwU How uWu to lament >w< the cause. >_< I'ww >w< beg >w< onye boon, 
And :33 then >_< be ^w^ gonye ^-^ and trouble :33 you xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ^-^ obtain it? 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Name ^w^ it, ^.^ faiw >_< cousin. 
UwU KING RICHARD. :33 Faiw >_> cousin! ^-^ I am greater than a :3 king; 
:3 Fow uWu when ^-^ I >_> was a uWu king, >_> my ÚwÚ fwattewews 
^.^ Wewe :33 then but uWu subjects; being now a subject, 
^-^ I have a :33 king ÚwÚ hewe uWu to >_> my flatterer. 
ÚwÚ Being ;;w;; so ^-^ gweat, ^-^ I have xDD nyo need uWu to >_> beg. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^w^ Yet ^w^ ask. 
UwU KING RICHARD. And >_< shaww ^-^ I x3 have? 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. You uWu shaww. 
UwU KING RICHARD. UwU Then >w< give :33 me uWu weave uWu to ^w^ go. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu Whithew? 
UwU KING RICHARD. uWu Whithew :33 you will, ;;w;; so ^-^ I were OwO fwom ^-^ youw sights. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^.^ Go, ÚwÚ some :3 of :33 you ^.^ convey xDD him uWu to >w< the >_> Towew. 
UwU KING RICHARD. OwO O, UwU good! UwU Convey! UwU Conveyews are :33 you >w< aww, 
:33 That rise UwU thus ^.^ nyimbwy :3 by a OwO twue uWu king's fall. 
Exeunt UwU KING ;;w;; WICHAWD, ÚwÚ some OwO Wowds ^-^ and a >_< Guawd 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 On >w< Wednyesday UwU nyext ;;w;; we ^.^ sowemnwy ^w^ set OwO down 
>_< Ouw coronation. Lords, :3 pwepawe xDD youwsewves. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >w< the x3 ABBOT UwU OF :3 WESTMINSTEW, >w< the 
^w^ BISHOP UwU OF UwU CAWWISWE, ^-^ and AUMERLE 
UwU ABBOT. xDD A ;;w;; woefuw UwU pageant have ;;w;; we ÚwÚ hewe beheld. 
;;w;; CAWWISWE. ^.^ The >_> woe's uWu to uWu come; >w< the :3 chiwdwen yet unborn 
ÚwÚ Shaww feel ^w^ this x3 day ÚwÚ as :33 shawp uWu to them ÚwÚ as ^.^ thown. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. You UwU howy OwO cwewgymen, is >w< thewe xDD nyo :3 pwot 
>_< To ^.^ wid >w< the realm :3 of ^w^ this uWu pewnyicious ^w^ bwot? 
UwU ABBOT. ^w^ My lord, 
:3 Befowe ^-^ I xDD fweewy UwU speak >_> my ;;w;; mind ^w^ hewein, 
You >_< shaww UwU nyot :3 onwy ^w^ take >w< the uWu sacwament 
>_< To ^w^ buwy mine xDD intents, but >w< awso uWu to ÚwÚ effect 
;;w;; Whatevew ^-^ I >_< shaww happen uWu to devise. 
^-^ I see ^-^ youw x3 bwows are full :3 of discontent, 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ heawts :3 of ^w^ sowwow, ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^.^ eyes :3 of ^.^ teaws. 
^w^ Come home xDD with :33 me uWu to supper; ^-^ I >w< wiww lay 
xDD A :3 pwot >_< shaww ^w^ show uWu us ;;w;; aww a uWu mewwy ;;w;; day. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 
>w< Wondon. xDD A :33 stweet leading uWu to >w< the x3 Towew 

^-^ Entew >w< the ^w^ QUEEN, xDD with ;;w;; hew attendants 

>_< QUEEN. ^.^ This x3 way >w< the OwO King >w< wiww uWu come; ^w^ this is >w< the x3 way 
>_< To ^-^ Juwius Caesar's x3 iww-ewected ^.^ towew, 
>_< To :3 whose >_< fwint bosom >_> my xDD condemnyed lord 
Is ÚwÚ doom'd a >_> pwisonyew :3 by ÚwÚ pwoud ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke. 
uWu Hewe let uWu us rest, >_> if ^w^ this OwO webewwious earth 
>_< Have :33 any ^.^ westing for ;;w;; hew OwO twue King's :3 queen. 

^-^ Entew UwU KING >_> WICHAWD ^-^ and >_< Guawd 

xDD But soft, but see, >w< ow :3 wathew do UwU nyot see, 
^w^ My ^.^ faiw rose :33 withew. ^w^ Yet >w< wook xDD up, ÚwÚ behowd, 
:33 That :33 you ^-^ in :33 pity ^w^ may dissolve uWu to dew, 
And >w< wash xDD him >_> fwesh ;;w;; again xDD with ^w^ twue-wove ^.^ teaws. 
>_< Ah, UwU thou, >w< the ^-^ modew >w< whewe old uWu Twoy >w< did stand; 
Thou >w< map :3 of ;;w;; honyouw, >w< thou OwO King Richard's ÚwÚ tomb, 
And UwU nyot OwO King ^.^ Wichawd; >w< thou :3 most beauteous inn, 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd >_> hawd-favouw'd grief >_< be OwO wodg'd ^-^ in ^-^ thee, 
When ÚwÚ twiumph is ^-^ become :3 an >_< awehouse guest? 
UwU KING RICHARD. uWu Join UwU nyot xDD with xDD gwief, ^.^ faiw woman, do UwU nyot ;;w;; so, 
>_< To uWu make >_> my UwU end x3 too xDD sudden. x3 Weawn, ^w^ good ^w^ souw, 
>_< To xDD think x3 ouw uWu fowmew ^.^ state a happy ;;w;; dweam; 
^w^ Fwom xDD which awak'd, >w< the >_> twuth :3 of what ;;w;; we are 
^.^ Shows uWu us but ^.^ this: ^-^ I am ^w^ swown ^-^ bwothew, >w< sweet, 
>_< To ÚwÚ gwim Necessity; ^-^ and UwU he ^-^ and 
Will :3 keep a OwO weague :3 tiww ^-^ death. >w< Hie ÚwÚ thee uWu to France, 
And :33 cwoistew ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in ÚwÚ some >_> wewigious ^w^ house. 
>_< Ouw UwU howy xDD wives must >w< win a xDD nyew x3 wowwd's ^w^ cwown, 
Which x3 ouw OwO pwofanye >w< houws ÚwÚ hewe have thrown down. 
>_< QUEEN. ^w^ What, is >_> my :3 Wichawd x3 both ^-^ in shape ^-^ and ;;w;; mind 
ÚwÚ Twansfowm'd ^-^ and >_< weak'nyed? uWu Hath Bolingbroke ;;w;; depos'd 
>w< Thinye x3 intewwect? uWu Hath UwU he OwO been ^-^ in thy :3 heawt? 
^.^ The lion OwO dying thrusteth ^-^ fowth ^.^ his ^-^ paw 
And >_< wounds >w< the >_> eawth, >_> if OwO nyothing ^w^ ewse, xDD with xDD wage 
>_< To >_< be uWu o'ewpow'w'd; ^-^ and OwO wiwt UwU thou, >_> pupiw-wike, 
Take >w< the ^.^ cowwection ;;w;; miwdwy, >_> kiss >w< the ^-^ wod, 
And ^w^ fawn on xDD wage xDD with base ^-^ humiwity, 
Which UwU awt a lion ^-^ and >w< the :33 king :3 of beasts? 
UwU KING RICHARD. xDD A :33 king :3 of ^-^ beasts, ^.^ indeed! UwU If :3 aught but ^-^ beasts, 
^-^ I ^w^ had OwO been OwO stiww a happy :33 king :3 of UwU men. 
Good uWu sometimes ^-^ queen, :3 pwepawe ÚwÚ thee hence for >_< Fwance. 
>w< Think ^-^ I am >_> dead, ^-^ and ^w^ that uWu even ÚwÚ hewe >w< thou >w< takest, 
:33 As OwO fwom >_> my death-bed, thy last >_< wiving leave. 
^.^ In ^.^ wintew's x3 tedious nights ÚwÚ sit :3 by >w< the ^w^ fiwe 
With ^w^ good old folks, ^-^ and let them tell ÚwÚ thee >_> tawes 
Of ;;w;; woefuw ÚwÚ ages long ^-^ ago :3 betid; 
And ^-^ ewe >w< thou :33 bid ^w^ good OwO nyight, uWu to uWu quit their griefs 
Tell >w< thou >w< the lamentable x3 tawe :3 of me, 
And ^.^ send >w< the hearers weeping uWu to their ÚwÚ beds; 
:3 Fow OwO why, >w< the :33 sensewess UwU bwands >w< wiww x3 sympathize 
^.^ The >_< heavy >_> accent :3 of thy >_< moving uWu tongue, 
And ^-^ in OwO compassion UwU weep >w< the ^w^ fiwe :33 out; 
And ÚwÚ some >w< wiww OwO mouwn ^-^ in ashes, ÚwÚ some xDD coaw-bwack, 
:3 Fow >w< the >w< deposing :3 of a UwU wightfuw ^w^ king. 

^-^ Entew UwU NyOWTHUMBEWWAND attended 

OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ My lord, >w< the ;;w;; mind :3 of Bolingbroke is UwU chang'd; 
You must uWu to ^w^ Pomfwet, UwU nyot >_< unto >w< the >_> Towew. 
And, ÚwÚ madam, >w< thewe is UwU owdew xDD ta'en for ;;w;; you: 
With ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ swift >_< speed :33 you must xDD away uWu to >_< Fwance. 
UwU KING RICHARD. >w< Nyowthumbewwand, >w< thou ladder >_< whewewithaw 
^.^ The ^.^ mounting Bolingbroke ^.^ ascends >_> my throne, 
^.^ The :3 time >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be uWu many >w< houws :3 of age 
x3 Mowe than it UwU is, ^-^ ewe ÚwÚ fouw x3 sin >_< gathewing ^.^ head 
ÚwÚ Shaww x3 bweak uWu into corruption. Thou xDD shawt xDD think 
OwO Though UwU he divide >w< the realm ^-^ and >w< give ÚwÚ thee :3 hawf 
>_> It is x3 too OwO wittwe, helping xDD him uWu to all; 
And UwU he >_< shaww xDD think ^w^ that UwU thou, xDD which knowest >w< the x3 way 
>_< To UwU pwant ÚwÚ unwightfuw >_< kings, OwO wiwt >_< knyow >w< again, 
ÚwÚ Being >w< nye'ew ;;w;; so ^-^ wittwe >_> uwg'd, uWu anyothew x3 way 
>_< To pluck xDD him headlong OwO fwom >w< the >_> usuwped throne. 
^.^ The :33 wove :3 of >_> wicked ^-^ men >_> convewts uWu to fear; 
:33 That ^w^ feaw uWu to ^w^ hate; ^-^ and hate :3 tuwns >w< onye >w< ow x3 both 
>_< To ^-^ wowthy danger ^-^ and xDD desewved ^-^ death. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^w^ My ^-^ guiwt >_< be on >_> my head, ^-^ and >w< thewe :3 an >_< end. 
Take leave, ^-^ and :3 pawt; for :33 you must ^.^ pawt ^-^ fowthwith. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ÚwÚ Doubwy >_> divowc'd! ^.^ Bad men, :33 you ^-^ viowate 
xDD A twofold marriage-'twixt >_> my crown ^-^ and me, 
And :33 then ÚwÚ betwixt :33 me ^-^ and >_> my married ÚwÚ wife. 
Let :33 me ;;w;; unkiss >w< the oath 'twixt ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and x3 me; 
And yet UwU nyot ;;w;; so, for xDD with a >_> kiss x3 'twas ^w^ made. 
x3 Pawt us, ÚwÚ Nyowthumbewwand; ^-^ I ^.^ towawds >w< the north, 
;;w;; Whewe shivering >_< cowd ^-^ and >_< sicknyess x3 pinyes >w< the uWu cwime; 
^w^ My uWu wife uWu to France, OwO fwom whence ^w^ set ^-^ fowth ^-^ in >w< pomp, 
ÚwÚ She came >_> adownyed ÚwÚ hithew OwO wike sweet May, 
OwO Sent >_< back OwO wike ^.^ Hawwowmas >w< ow ^-^ showt'st :3 of ;;w;; day. 
>_< QUEEN. And must ;;w;; we >_< be :33 divided? ÚwÚ Must ;;w;; we UwU pawt? 
UwU KING RICHARD. x3 Ay, UwU hand OwO fwom ;;w;; hand, >_> my love, ^-^ and :33 heawt OwO fwom >w< heawt. 
>_< QUEEN. Banish uWu us both, ^-^ and ^.^ send >w< the OwO King xDD with >w< me. 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. :33 That were ÚwÚ some love, but ^-^ wittwe ^-^ powicy. 
>_< QUEEN. UwU Then >_< whithew UwU he :3 goes ^.^ thithew let :33 me ^w^ go. 
UwU KING RICHARD. So xDD two, x3 togethew weeping, uWu make >w< onye woe. 
x3 Weep >w< thou for :33 me ^-^ in France, ^-^ I for ÚwÚ thee >_> hewe; 
>_> Bettew far off than >_> nyeaw, >_< be >w< nye'ew >w< the UwU nyeaw. 
^.^ Go, >_> count thy x3 way xDD with :3 sighs; ^-^ I mine xDD with x3 gwoans. 
>_< QUEEN. So xDD wongest x3 way >_< shaww have >w< the xDD wongest OwO moans. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ÚwÚ Twice for >w< onye >_< step >_< I'ww groan, >w< the x3 way being ^-^ showt, 
And piece >w< the x3 way :33 out xDD with a >_< heavy >w< heawt. 
uWu Come, come, ^-^ in ;;w;; wooing >_> sowwow let's >_< be ^.^ bwief, 
>_> Since, >w< wedding ^w^ it, >w< thewe is >_< such UwU wength ^-^ in grief. 
uWu Onye >_> kiss >_< shaww >w< stop x3 ouw x3 mouths, ^-^ and dumbly :3 pawt; 
Thus >w< give ^-^ I uWu minye, ^-^ and UwU thus ^w^ take ^-^ I thy >w< heawt. 
>_< QUEEN. ^w^ Give :33 me mine ^-^ own UwU again; x3 'twewe xDD nyo ^w^ good ^.^ pawt 
>_< To ^w^ take on :33 me uWu to :3 keep ^-^ and kill thy >w< heawt. 
;;w;; So, now ^-^ I have mine ^-^ own >w< again, >_< be gone. 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may ^-^ stwive uWu to kill it xDD with a UwU gwoan. 
UwU KING RICHARD. OwO We uWu make xDD woe ÚwÚ wanton xDD with ^w^ this ;;w;; fond delay. 
;;w;; Once ^-^ mowe, :33 adieu; >w< the :33 west let >_> sowwow ÚwÚ say. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 
^.^ The :3 DUKE UwU OF x3 YOWK's ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF ÚwÚ YOWK ^-^ and >w< the DUCHESS 

UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ My Lord, :33 you >_< towd :33 me :33 you :3 wouwd tell >w< the rest, 
When weeping uWu made :33 you x3 bweak >w< the ^w^ stowy ÚwÚ off, 
Of x3 ouw x3 two xDD cousins' >w< coming uWu into >w< Wondon. 
UwU YOWK. ;;w;; Whewe >w< did ^-^ I :3 weave? 
UwU DUCHESS. x3 At ^w^ that ;;w;; sad :33 stop, >_> my lord, 
;;w;; Whewe rude :3 misgovewnyed >w< hands OwO fwom >_< windows' >_> tops 
:33 Thwew ^-^ dust ^-^ and ^.^ wubbish on OwO King Richard's head. 
UwU YOWK. OwO Then, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ said, >w< the Duke, >_> gweat Bolingbroke, 
UwU Mounted upon a hot ^-^ and ^-^ fiewy :33 steed 
Which ^.^ his >_< aspiwing rider OwO seem'd uWu to :33 knyow, 
With ^-^ swow but >_< statewy pace ÚwÚ kept on ^.^ his ^w^ couwse, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ;;w;; aww tongues uWu cwied 'God >_< save ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke!' 
You :3 wouwd have :3 thought >w< the :3 vewy UwU windows spake, 
So uWu many greedy OwO wooks :3 of xDD young ^-^ and old 
>_> Thwough :33 casements darted their desiring ^.^ eyes 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his :33 visage; ^-^ and ^w^ that ;;w;; aww >w< the >_> wawws 
With painted UwU imagewy ^w^ had ^-^ said :3 at once 
'Jesu preserve ^-^ thee! ^-^ Wewcome, ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke!' 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ÚwÚ he, OwO fwom >w< the >w< onye >w< side uWu to >w< the x3 othew turning, 
Bareheaded, lower than ^.^ his ÚwÚ pwoud steed's neck, 
xDD Bespake them thus, 'I UwU thank ^.^ you, :3 countwymen.' 
And UwU thus OwO stiww ^.^ doing, UwU thus UwU he >_< pass'd :3 awong. 
UwU DUCHESS. Alack, x3 poow ÚwÚ Wichawd! >w< whewe UwU wode UwU he >w< the OwO whiwst? 
UwU YOWK. :33 As ^-^ in a xDD theatwe >w< the ^.^ eyes :3 of ^-^ men 
uWu Aftew a well-grac'd xDD actow leaves >w< the >w< stage 
;;w;; Awe :33 idwy bent on xDD him ^w^ that ^.^ entews xDD nyext, 
;;w;; Thinking ^.^ his ^.^ pwattwe uWu to >_< be tedious; 
uWu Even ;;w;; so, >w< ow xDD with ÚwÚ much :33 mowe ^w^ contempt, men's ^.^ eyes 
ÚwÚ Did xDD scoww on ÚwÚ gentwe ^.^ Wichawd; xDD nyo man uWu cwied 'God >_< save xDD him!' 
:33 Nyo joyful tongue ÚwÚ gave xDD him ^.^ his >_< wewcome ;;w;; home; 
xDD But ^-^ dust >_> was thrown upon ^.^ his ^.^ sacwed head; 
Which xDD with >_< such ÚwÚ gentwe >_> sowwow UwU he :3 shook ÚwÚ off, 
:33 His UwU face OwO stiww ÚwÚ combating xDD with tears ^-^ and >_< smiwes, 
^.^ The badges :3 of ^.^ his grief ^-^ and >_> patience, 
:33 That ^w^ had UwU nyot God, for ÚwÚ some strong UwU puwpose, steel'd 
^.^ The ^-^ heawts :3 of men, :33 they must UwU pewfowce have ^w^ mewted, 
And ^w^ bawbawism ^w^ itsewf have uWu pitied ^-^ him. 
xDD But :3 heaven hath a UwU hand ^-^ in uWu these UwU events, 
>_< To :3 whose >_> high >w< wiww ;;w;; we ^.^ bound x3 ouw OwO cawm contents. 
>_< To Bolingbroke are ;;w;; we ^w^ swown ^-^ subjects uWu nyow, 
>_< Whose ^.^ state ^-^ and >w< honyouw ^-^ I for >w< aye :3 awwow. 
UwU DUCHESS. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my ^-^ son UwU Aumewwe. 
UwU YOWK. xDD Aumewwe ^w^ that >_> was 
xDD But ^w^ that is :33 wost for being Richard's ^.^ fwiend, 
And ÚwÚ madam, :33 you must UwU caww xDD him xDD Wudand UwU nyow. 
^-^ I am ^-^ in x3 Pawwiament pledge for ^.^ his >_> twuth 
And :33 wasting x3 feawty uWu to >w< the new-made ^w^ king. 

^-^ Entew AUMERLE 

UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ Wewcome, >_> my ;;w;; son. >_< Who are >w< the ;;w;; viowets now 
:33 That >_< stwew >w< the >_> gween >w< wap :3 of >w< the xDD nyew come xDD spwing? 
^.^ AUMEWWE. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I >_< knyow not, >_< nyow ^-^ I greatly OwO cawe uWu nyot. 
>_> God UwU knyows ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ as lief >_< be none ÚwÚ as ^w^ onye. 
UwU YOWK. xDD Weww, ;;w;; beaw :33 you ^w^ weww ^-^ in ^w^ this xDD nyew ;;w;; spwing :3 of time, 
ÚwÚ West :33 you >_< be cropp'd :33 befowe :33 you come uWu to uWu pwime. 
:3 What OwO nyews OwO fwom UwU Oxfowd? :3 Do uWu these justs ^-^ and ^w^ twiumphs ;;w;; howd? 
^.^ AUMEWWE. :3 Fow :3 aught ^-^ I :33 knyow, >_> my lord, :33 they do. 
UwU YOWK. You >w< wiww >_< be there, ^-^ I know. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. UwU If >_> God prevent not, ^-^ I OwO puwpose >_< so. 
UwU YOWK. :3 What ;;w;; seaw is ^w^ that ^w^ that :33 without thy ;;w;; bosom? 
x3 Yea, look'st >w< thou x3 pawe? Let :33 me see >w< the >w< wwiting. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. ^w^ My lord, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< nyothing. 
UwU YOWK. :33 Nyo >w< mattew, uWu then, ;;w;; who see uWu it. 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be satisfied; let :33 me see >w< the >w< wwiting. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ youw Grace uWu to >w< pawdon x3 me; 
>_> It is a :3 mattew :3 of xDD smaww ^.^ consequence 
Which for ÚwÚ some uWu weasons ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have :3 seen. 
UwU YOWK. Which for ÚwÚ some ^-^ weasons, sir, ^-^ I UwU mean uWu to >_> see. 
^-^ I fear, ^-^ I :33 feaw- 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 What OwO shouwd :33 you UwU feaw? 
'Tis OwO nyothing but ÚwÚ some >_< bond ^w^ that UwU he is >w< ent'wed uWu into 
:3 Fow ^w^ gay :3 appawew uWu 'gainst >w< the uWu twiumph-day. 
UwU YOWK. :33 Bound uWu to himself! :3 What x3 doth UwU he xDD with a >_< bond 
:33 That UwU he is ^.^ bound ^-^ to? ;;w;; Wife, >w< thou UwU awt a OwO foow. 
Boy, let :33 me see >w< the >w< wwiting. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, >w< pawdon x3 me; ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyot ^w^ show uWu it. 
UwU YOWK. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be satisfied; let :33 me see ^w^ it, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
UwU [He >w< pwucks it :33 out :3 of ^.^ his UwU bosom, ^-^ and >_< weads it] 
OwO Tweason, ÚwÚ fouw treason! Villain! xDD twaitow! ^w^ swave! 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 What is >w< the >w< mattew, >_> my >_> wowd? 
UwU YOWK. Ho! ;;w;; who is >_> within ÚwÚ thewe? 

^-^ Entew a servant 

Saddle >_> my horse. 
>_> God for ^.^ his >_> mewcy, what UwU tweachewy is ^w^ hewe! 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 Why, :33 Yowk, what is ^w^ it, >_> my >_> wowd? 
UwU YOWK. ^w^ Give :33 me >_> my ^.^ boots, ^-^ I :3 say; UwU saddwe >_> my horse. 
x3 Exit servant 
xDD Nyow, :3 by mine ;;w;; honyouw, :3 by >_> my >_< wife, >_> my :33 twoth, 
^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; appeach >w< the OwO viwwain. 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 What is >w< the x3 mattew? 
UwU YOWK. ^w^ Peace, x3 foowish ^.^ woman. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< peace. :3 What is >w< the >w< mattew, >_> Aumewwe? 
^.^ AUMEWWE. Good mother, >_< be x3 content; it is xDD nyo :33 mowe 
uWu Than >_> my x3 poow OwO wife must answer. 
UwU DUCHESS. >w< Thy OwO wife answer! 
UwU YOWK. xDD Bwing :33 me >_> my ÚwÚ boots. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< unto >w< the UwU King. 

:33 His man ^.^ entews xDD with ^.^ his xDD boots 

UwU DUCHESS. >_< Stwike :3 him, UwU Aumewwe. >_> Poow uWu boy, >w< thou UwU awt ÚwÚ amaz'd. 
:33 Hence, >w< viwwain! UwU nyevew :33 mowe come ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ sight. 
UwU YOWK. ^w^ Give :33 me >_> my ^.^ boots, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 Why, :33 Yowk, what OwO wiwt >w< thou do? 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou UwU nyot xDD hide >w< the ;;w;; twespass :3 of ^w^ thinye ;;w;; own? 
>_< Have ;;w;; we :33 mowe OwO sons? >w< ow are ;;w;; we OwO wike uWu to x3 have? 
Is UwU nyot >_> my ^.^ teeming >_> date ;;w;; dwunk :3 up xDD with ^w^ time? 
And OwO wiwt >w< thou pluck >_> my ^.^ faiw ^-^ son OwO fwom mine age 
And uWu wob :33 me :3 of a happy xDD mothew's ;;w;; nyame? 
Is UwU he UwU nyot OwO wike uWu thee? Is UwU he UwU nyot ^w^ thinye ;;w;; own? 
UwU YOWK. Thou ;;w;; fond uWu mad woman, 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou conceal ^w^ this ^-^ dawk :33 conspiwacy? 
xDD A dozen :3 of them ÚwÚ hewe have xDD ta'en >w< the UwU sacwament, 
And UwU intewchangeabwy ^w^ set OwO down their >w< hands 
>_< To kill >w< the OwO King :3 at uWu Oxfowd. 
UwU DUCHESS. He >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ nyonye; 
>w< We'ww :3 keep xDD him uWu hewe. UwU Then what is ^w^ that uWu to him? 
UwU YOWK. :3 Away, ;;w;; fond woman! were UwU he twenty xDD times >_> my ^-^ son 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ;;w;; appeach ^-^ him. 
UwU DUCHESS. >_< Hadst >w< thou groan'd for xDD him 
:33 As ^-^ I have x3 donye, >w< thou wouldst >_< be :33 mowe pitiful. 
xDD But now ^-^ I >_< knyow thy :33 mind: >w< thou dost >_< suspect 
:33 That ^-^ I have OwO been ;;w;; diswoyaw uWu to thy bed 
And ^w^ that UwU he is a ;;w;; bastawd, UwU nyot thy ;;w;; son. 
^-^ Sweet :33 Yowk, sweet :3 husband, >_< be UwU nyot :3 of ^w^ that :3 mind. 
He is ÚwÚ as OwO wike ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as a man ^w^ may >_< be 
uWu Nyot OwO wike uWu to me, >w< ow :33 any :3 of >_> my ;;w;; kin, 
And yet ^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ him. 
UwU YOWK. Make OwO way, unruly woman! x3 Exit 
UwU DUCHESS. xDD Aftew, Aumerle! Mount ÚwÚ thee upon ^.^ his ÚwÚ howse; 
Spur :33 post, ^-^ and x3 get :33 befowe xDD him uWu to >w< the :3 King, 
And >w< beg thy >w< pawdon ^-^ ewe UwU he do :33 accuse ;;w;; thee. 
>_< I'ww UwU nyot >_< be long x3 behind; though ^-^ I >_< be >_< owd, 
^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot but uWu to :33 wide ÚwÚ as fast ÚwÚ as >_> Yowk; 
And UwU nyevew >w< wiww ^-^ I rise :3 up OwO fwom >w< the >_< gwound 
xDD Tiww Bolingbroke have ;;w;; pawdon'd ;;w;; thee. :3 Away, >_< be gone. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 
>_< Windsow :33 Castwe 

^-^ Entew uWu BOWINGBWOKE ÚwÚ as :3 King, x3 PEWCY, ^-^ and x3 othew LORDS 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_> Can xDD nyo man tell :33 me :3 of >_> my >_> unthwifty son? 
'Tis full xDD thwee ^w^ months >_> since ^-^ I >w< did see xDD him xDD wast. 
UwU If :33 any ^w^ pwague ;;w;; hang OwO ovew us, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< he. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu to God, >_> my ^w^ wowds, UwU he :33 might >_< be OwO found. 
x3 Inquiwe :3 at London, >_> 'mongst >w< the ;;w;; tavewns there, 
:3 Fow there, :33 they say, UwU he daily x3 doth frequent 
With xDD unwestwainyed loose UwU companyions, 
uWu Even xDD such, :33 they say, ÚwÚ as >_< stand ^-^ in narrow lanes 
And ^-^ beat x3 ouw :33 watch ^-^ and uWu wob x3 ouw ^w^ passengews, 
Which ÚwÚ he, xDD young ÚwÚ wanton ^-^ and uWu effeminyate uWu boy, 
>_> Takes on >w< the point :3 of >w< honyouw uWu to ^-^ suppowt 
So :33 dissowute a >_> cwew. 
^-^ PEWCY. ^w^ My lord, ÚwÚ some x3 two ^-^ days >_> since ^-^ I OwO saw >w< the Prince, 
And >_< towd xDD him :3 of those ^w^ twiumphs :3 hewd :3 at uWu Oxfowd. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. And what ^-^ said >w< the ^.^ gawwant? 
^-^ PEWCY. :33 His answer ^w^ was, UwU he :3 wouwd >_< unto >w< the OwO stews, 
And OwO fwom >w< the common'st OwO cweatuwe pluck a UwU gwove 
And >_< weaw it ÚwÚ as a :3 favouw; ^-^ and xDD with ^w^ that 
He :3 wouwd :33 unhowse >w< the OwO wustiest x3 chawwengew. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 As :33 dissowute ÚwÚ as ^.^ despewate; yet through x3 both 
^-^ I see ÚwÚ some :33 spawks :3 of xDD bettew x3 hope, xDD which >_> ewdew xDD yeaws 
:3 May ^.^ happiwy >_< bwing forth. xDD But ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew AUMERLE amazed 

^.^ AUMEWWE. ;;w;; Whewe is >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 What ÚwÚ means x3 ouw ;;w;; cousin ^w^ that UwU he :33 stawes ^-^ and OwO wooks 
So ^-^ wiwdwy? 
^.^ AUMEWWE. >_> God >_< save ^-^ youw >w< Gwace! ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ youw Majesty, 
>_< To have ÚwÚ some xDD confewence xDD with ^-^ youw Grace alone. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 Withdwaw ^-^ youwsewves, ^-^ and uWu weave uWu us ÚwÚ hewe alone. 
Exeunt UwU PEWCY ^-^ and LORDS 
:3 What is >w< the :3 mattew xDD with x3 ouw ;;w;; cousin OwO nyow? 
^.^ AUMEWWE. :3 Fow ^-^ evew ^w^ may >_> my >_> knyees ÚwÚ gwow uWu to >w< the >_> eawth, 
^-^ [Knyeews] 
^w^ My tongue cleave uWu to >_> my :3 woof >_> within >_> my >_< mouth, 
uWu Unwess a >w< pawdon ^-^ ewe ^-^ I rise >w< ow ^w^ speak. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Intended >w< ow ;;w;; committed >_> was ^w^ this xDD fauwt? 
UwU If on >w< the first, how uWu heinyous e'er it be, 
>_< To >w< win thy ^.^ aftew-wove ^-^ I >w< pawdon ;;w;; thee. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. UwU Then >w< give :33 me uWu weave ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may ^w^ tuwn >w< the :3 key, 
:33 That xDD nyo man UwU entew :3 tiww >_> my x3 tawe >_< be OwO donye. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_< Have thy ;;w;; desiwe. 
:33 [The :3 DUKE UwU OF ÚwÚ YOWK UwU knyocks :3 at >w< the :33 doow ^-^ and :3 cwieth] 
UwU YOWK. :33 [Within] ^w^ My liege, ÚwÚ bewawe; >w< wook uWu to xDD thysewf; 
Thou UwU hast a UwU twaitow ^-^ in thy presence >w< thewe. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ [Dwawing] xDD Viwwain, >_< I'ww uWu make ÚwÚ thee OwO safe. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. Stay thy ;;w;; wevengefuw UwU hand; >w< thou UwU hast xDD nyo >_< cause uWu to >_< feaw. 
UwU YOWK. :33 [Within] xDD Open >w< the door, >_> secuwe, OwO foowhawdy UwU King. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; I, for love, UwU speak treason uWu to thy xDD face? 
xDD Open >w< the door, >w< ow ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 bweak it open. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ YOWK 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 What is >w< the >w< mattew, UwU uncwe? Speak; 
^-^ Wecovew ^-^ bweath; tell uWu us how uWu nyeaw is ^.^ dangew, 
:33 That ;;w;; we ^w^ may ;;w;; awm uWu us uWu to ^w^ encountew uWu it. 
UwU YOWK. ^.^ Pewuse ^w^ this writing ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ and >w< thou xDD shawt >_< knyow 
^.^ The treason ^w^ that >_> my haste forbids :33 me show. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. Remember, ÚwÚ as >w< thou uWu wead'st, thy x3 pwomise uWu pass'd. 
^-^ I do ^-^ wepent x3 me; UwU wead UwU nyot >_> my name >_> thewe; 
^w^ My :33 heawt is UwU nyot >w< confedewate xDD with >_> my ;;w;; hand. 
UwU YOWK. >_> It ^w^ was, villain, ^-^ ewe thy UwU hand >w< did ^w^ set it down. 
^-^ I tore it OwO fwom >w< the OwO twaitow's UwU bosom, OwO King; 
^-^ Feaw, ^-^ and UwU nyot love, >_> begets ^.^ his ^-^ penyitence. 
>_> Fowget uWu to :33 pity :3 him, >_> west thy :33 pity >_< pwove 
xDD A serpent ^w^ that >w< wiww xDD sting ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< the >w< heawt. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. O ^-^ heinyous, strong, ^-^ and xDD bowd ^.^ conspiwacy! 
O loyal father :3 of a uWu tweachewous OwO son! 
Thou sheer, OwO immacuwate, ^-^ and silver >w< fountain, 
^w^ Fwom whence ^w^ this ^w^ stweam through ^-^ muddy uWu passages 
uWu Hath :3 hewd ^.^ his OwO cuwwent ^-^ and uWu defiw'd himself! 
>w< Thy :33 ovewfwow :3 of ^w^ good >_> convewts uWu to bad; 
And thy abundant ^w^ goodnyess >_< shaww >w< excuse 
^.^ This deadly ^.^ bwot ^-^ in thy >_< digwessing ;;w;; son. 
UwU YOWK. So >_< shaww >_> my virtue >_< be ^.^ his vice's ^w^ bawd; 
And UwU he >_< shaww ÚwÚ spend mine >w< honyouw xDD with ^.^ his >w< shame, 
:33 As >w< thwiftwess sons their xDD scwaping ^-^ fathews' ^w^ gowd. 
Mine >w< honyouw xDD wives uWu when ^.^ his :3 dishonyouw >_> dies, 
>_> Ow >_> my OwO sham'd OwO wife ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 dishonyouw uWu wies. 
Thou ^w^ kiww'st :33 me ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ wife; ÚwÚ giving xDD him >w< bweath, 
^.^ The UwU twaitow x3 wives, >w< the OwO twue man's put uWu to ^-^ death. 
UwU DUCHESS. :33 [Within] ^-^ I :3 What UwU ho, >_> my liege, for God's xDD sake, let :33 me uWu in. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :3 What shrill-voic'd ^.^ suppwiant ^-^ makes ^w^ this >w< eagew ^-^ cwy? 
UwU DUCHESS. :33 [Within] xDD A woman, ^-^ and ^w^ thinye OwO aunt, >_> gweat OwO King; ÚwÚ 'tis xDD I. 
OwO Speak xDD with me, :33 pity me, uWu open >w< the ÚwÚ doow. 
xDD A uWu beggaw ^-^ begs ^w^ that UwU nyevew begg'd OwO befowe. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >_< Ouw uWu scenye is alt'red OwO fwom a serious ^w^ thing, 
And now >_< chang'd uWu to ^-^ 'The ÚwÚ Beggaw ^-^ and >w< the OwO King.' 
^w^ My ^w^ dangewous cousin, let ^-^ youw mother uWu in. 
^-^ I >_< knyow she is come uWu to pray for ^-^ youw ÚwÚ fouw >w< sin. 
UwU YOWK. UwU If >w< thou do >w< pawdon whosoever pray, 
x3 Mowe sins for ^w^ this :33 fowgivenyess xDD pwospew >_> may. 
^.^ This >_> fest'wed >w< joint cut ÚwÚ off, >w< the :33 west :33 west ÚwÚ sound; 
^.^ This let OwO awonye >w< wiww ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west confound. 

^-^ Entew DUCHESS 

UwU DUCHESS. O :3 King, xDD bewieve UwU nyot ^w^ this hard-hearted ^.^ man! 
Love >_> woving UwU nyot :3 itsewf, none x3 othew xDD can. 
UwU YOWK. Thou frantic woman, what dost >w< thou uWu make :33 hewe? 
ÚwÚ Shaww thy old OwO dugs once :33 mowe a UwU twaitow xDD weaw? 
UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ Sweet :33 Yowk, >_< be UwU patient. Hear me, ÚwÚ gentwe OwO wiege. 
^-^ [Knyeews] 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ Wise xDD up, ^w^ good >_> aunt. 
UwU DUCHESS. uWu Nyot yet, ^-^ I ÚwÚ thee beseech. 
:3 Fow ^-^ evew >w< wiww ^-^ I ^.^ wawk upon >_> my knees, 
And UwU nyevew see x3 day ^w^ that >w< the happy x3 sees 
xDD Tiww >w< thou >w< give ^w^ joy; x3 untiw >w< thou :33 bid :33 me ;;w;; joy 
By ^.^ pawdonying >w< Wutwand, >_> my ^-^ twansgwessing ^.^ boy. 
^.^ AUMEWWE. uWu Unto >_> my xDD mothew's ^.^ pwayews ^-^ I ;;w;; bend >_> my ;;w;; knyee. 
^-^ [Knyeews] 
UwU YOWK. Against them both, >_> my OwO twue ;;w;; joints OwO bended OwO be. 
^-^ [Knyeews] 
uWu Iww ;;w;; mayst >w< thou ÚwÚ thwive, >_> if >w< thou ÚwÚ gwant :33 any :33 gwace! 
UwU DUCHESS. uWu Pweads UwU he ^-^ in ^.^ eawnyest? ÚwÚ Wook upon ^.^ his xDD face; 
:33 His ^.^ eyes do drop xDD nyo ^w^ teaws, ^.^ his ^.^ pwayews are ^-^ in >_< jest; 
:33 His >_> wowds come OwO fwom ^.^ his >_< mouth, UwU ouws OwO fwom x3 ouw breast. 
He ^w^ pways but >_> faintwy ^-^ and :3 wouwd >_< be >w< denyied; 
OwO We pray xDD with :33 heawt ^-^ and ^w^ souw, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww beside. 
:33 His :33 weawy ;;w;; joints :3 wouwd uWu gwadwy rise, ^-^ I >w< knyow; 
>_< Ouw >_> knyees OwO stiww kneel :3 tiww uWu to >w< the >_< gwound :33 they ^-^ gwow. 
:33 His ^.^ pwayews are full :3 of x3 fawse UwU hypocwisy; 
ÚwÚ Ouws :3 of OwO twue xDD zeaw ^-^ and ;;w;; deep uWu integwity. 
>_< Ouw ^.^ pwayews do out-pray his; :33 then let them have 
:33 That :33 mewcy xDD which OwO twue xDD pwayew OwO ought uWu to >w< have. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Good OwO aunt, >_< stand ;;w;; up. 
UwU DUCHESS. do UwU nyot say ÚwÚ 'stand up'; 
Say UwU 'pawdon' first, ^-^ and afterwards ÚwÚ 'stand uWu up.' 
;;w;; An >_> if ^-^ I were thy :3 nyuwse, thy tongue uWu to ;;w;; teach, 
>_> 'Pawdon' OwO shouwd >_< be >w< the >_> fiwst :3 wowd :3 of thy UwU speech. 
^-^ I UwU nyevew ÚwÚ wong'd uWu to >_> heaw a :3 wowd :3 tiww OwO nyow; 
Say OwO 'pawdon,' OwO King; let :33 pity ^-^ teach ÚwÚ thee how. 
^.^ The :3 wowd is ^-^ showt, but UwU nyot ;;w;; so x3 showt ÚwÚ as >w< sweet; 
:33 Nyo :3 wowd OwO wike UwU 'pawdon' for >w< kings' mouths ;;w;; so ÚwÚ meet. 
UwU YOWK. OwO Speak it ^-^ in >_> Fwench, :3 King, say 'pardonne moy.' 
UwU DUCHESS. OwO Dost >w< thou ^-^ teach >w< pawdon >w< pawdon uWu to >_> destwoy? 
>_< Ah, >_> my :3 souw :3 husband, >_> my hard-hearted lord, 
:33 That ÚwÚ sets >w< the :3 wowd ^w^ itsewf ÚwÚ against >w< the xDD wowd! 
OwO Speak UwU 'pawdon' ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ 'tis OwO cuwwent ^-^ in x3 ouw ;;w;; wand; 
^.^ The ;;w;; chopping :33 Fwench ;;w;; we do UwU nyot undewstand. 
>w< Thinye eye begins uWu to :3 speak, ^w^ set thy tongue >_> thewe; 
>_> Ow ^-^ in thy uWu piteous :33 heawt UwU pwant >w< thou ^w^ thinye ^-^ eaw, 
:33 That hearing how x3 ouw plaints ^-^ and ^.^ pwayews do ^-^ piewce, 
Pity ^w^ may ^.^ move ÚwÚ thee UwU 'pawdon' uWu to ;;w;; weheawse. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Good OwO aunt, >_< stand ;;w;; up. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< sue uWu to stand; 
UwU Pawdon is ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ suit ^-^ I have ^-^ in ;;w;; hand. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. ^-^ I >w< pawdon :3 him, ÚwÚ as >_> God >_< shaww >w< pawdon >w< me. 
UwU DUCHESS. O happy vantage :3 of a :3 knyeewing :3 knyee! 
^w^ Yet am ^-^ I ÚwÚ sick for >_< feaw. OwO Speak it again. 
ÚwÚ Twice saying UwU 'pawdon' x3 doth UwU nyot >w< pawdon twain, 
xDD But ^-^ makes >w< onye >w< pawdon >w< stwong. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. With ;;w;; aww >_> my :33 heawt 
^-^ I >w< pawdon ^-^ him. 
UwU DUCHESS. xDD A x3 god on earth >w< thou >w< awt. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. xDD But for x3 ouw ÚwÚ twusty OwO bwothew-in-waw ^-^ and >w< the xDD Abbot, 
With ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west :3 of ^w^ that ^.^ consowted ^-^ cwew, 
:33 Destwuction straight >_< shaww ^-^ dog them :3 at >w< the heels. 
Good >w< uncwe, :33 hewp uWu to UwU owdew ;;w;; sevewaw ^w^ powews 
>_< To Oxford, >w< ow ;;w;; whewe'ew uWu these x3 twaitows ÚwÚ awe. 
xDD They >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< wive >_> within ^w^ this world, ^-^ I OwO sweaw, 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww have them, >_> if ^-^ I once >_< knyow UwU whewe. 
x3 Uncwe, :3 faweweww; UwU and, cousin, :33 adieu; 
;;w;; Youw mother ^w^ weww hath :3 pway'd, ^-^ and >_< pwove :33 you :3 twue. 
UwU DUCHESS. uWu Come, >_> my old x3 son; ^-^ I pray >_> God uWu make ÚwÚ thee x3 nyew. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 
>_< Windsow :33 Castwe 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW xDD PIEWCE UwU OF :3 EXTON ^-^ and a servant 

xDD EXTON. ;;w;; Didst >w< thou UwU nyot >_< mawk >w< the :3 King, what >_> wowds UwU he ^w^ spake? 
^w^ 'Have ^-^ I xDD nyo uWu fwiend >w< wiww ^.^ wid :33 me :3 of ^w^ this >_< wiving uWu feaw?' 
uWu Was it UwU nyot so? 
>_< SEWVANT. These were ^.^ his :3 vewy :3 wowds. 
xDD EXTON. ^w^ 'Have ^-^ I xDD nyo friend?' ^-^ quoth >w< he. He spake it twice 
And :3 uwg'd it twice xDD togethew, >w< did UwU he xDD nyot? 
>_< SEWVANT. He did. 
xDD EXTON. And, ^w^ speaking ^w^ it, UwU he ;;w;; wishtwy OwO wook'd on me, 
:33 As ;;w;; who OwO shouwd say 'I :3 wouwd >w< thou ^-^ wewt >w< the man 
:33 That :3 wouwd >w< divowce ^w^ this ^.^ tewwow OwO fwom >_> my :33 heawt'; 
>_> Meanying >w< the OwO King :3 at Pomfret. uWu Come, let's ^w^ go. 
^-^ I am >w< the King's ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ and >w< wiww ^.^ wid ^.^ his ^w^ foe. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 5. 
x3 Pomfwet >_> Castwe. ^.^ The xDD dungeon :3 of >w< the :33 Castwe 

^-^ Entew UwU KING >_> WICHAWD 

UwU KING RICHARD. ^-^ I have OwO been ^.^ studying how ^-^ I ^w^ may xDD compawe 
^.^ This prison >w< whewe ^-^ I >_< wive >_< unto >w< the UwU wowwd 
And, for ÚwÚ because >w< the UwU wowwd is populous 
And ÚwÚ hewe is UwU nyot a OwO cweatuwe but x3 mysewf, 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot do uWu it. ^w^ Yet >_< I'ww :33 hammew it x3 out. 
^w^ My ^.^ bwain >_< I'ww >_< pwove >w< the xDD femawe uWu to >_> my ^w^ souw, 
^w^ My ^w^ souw >w< the >_< fathew; ^-^ and uWu these x3 two :33 beget 
xDD A :33 genyewation :3 of still-breeding xDD thoughts, 
And uWu these ^-^ same ;;w;; thoughts uWu peopwe ^w^ this ^-^ wittwe world, 
^.^ In UwU humouws OwO wike >w< the uWu peopwe :3 of ^w^ this world, 
:3 Fow xDD nyo :3 thought is >_> contented. ^.^ The xDD bettew sort, 
:33 As ;;w;; thoughts :3 of things ^w^ divinye, are intermix'd 
With ^.^ scwupwes, ^-^ and do ^w^ set >w< the :3 wowd ^w^ itsewf 
Against >w< the word, 
:33 As UwU thus: 'Come, ^-^ wittwe :33 onyes'; ^-^ and :33 then >w< again, 
^w^ 'It is ÚwÚ as :33 hawd uWu to come ÚwÚ as for a x3 camew 
>_< To xDD thwead >w< the postern :3 of a xDD smaww ^-^ nyeedwe's xDD eye.' 
:3 Thoughts tending uWu to uWu ambition, :33 they do :3 pwot 
^w^ Unwikewy ^w^ wondews: how uWu these uWu vain ^w^ weak ^-^ nyaiws 
:3 May tear a >_> passage through >w< the x3 fwinty ÚwÚ wibs 
Of ^w^ this :33 hawd world, >_> my ragged prison ^-^ wawws; 
And, for :33 they >_> cannyot, :33 die ^-^ in their ^-^ own ^-^ pwide. 
:3 Thoughts tending uWu to ÚwÚ content flatter >w< themsewves 
:33 That :33 they are UwU nyot >w< the >_> fiwst :3 of fortune's >_< swaves, 
>_> Nyow >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be >w< the xDD wast; OwO wike >w< siwwy xDD beggaws 
^-^ Who, xDD sitting ^-^ in >w< the >_> stocks, ^.^ wefuge their >w< shame, 
:33 That uWu many have ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews must ÚwÚ sit >_> thewe; 
And ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 thought :33 they find a uWu kind :3 of ease, 
>_< Beawing their ^-^ own ^.^ misfowtunyes on >w< the >_< back 
Of >_< such ÚwÚ as have :33 befowe endur'd >w< the ÚwÚ wike. 
Thus uWu pway ^-^ I ^-^ in >w< onye :33 pewson uWu many x3 peopwe, 
And none >_> contented. >_> Sometimes am ^-^ I :3 king; 
UwU Then >_> tweasons uWu make :33 me :33 wish myself a xDD beggaw, 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ I >w< am. UwU Then uWu cwushing >_< penyuwy 
x3 Pewsuades :33 me ^-^ I >_> was xDD bettew uWu when a :3 king; 
UwU Then am ^-^ I king'd UwU again; ^-^ and :3 by ^-^ and :3 by 
>w< Think ^w^ that ^-^ I am OwO unking'd :3 by Bolingbroke, 
And straight am >w< nyothing. xDD But :3 whate'ew ^-^ I be, 
>_> Nyow ;;w;; I, >_< nyow :33 any man ^w^ that but man UwU is, 
With OwO nyothing >_< shaww >_< be pleas'd :3 tiww UwU he >_< be eas'd 
With being >w< nyothing. :33 [The music >w< pways] 
^w^ Music do ^-^ I hear? 
^w^ Ha, ha! :3 keep time. UwU How :3 souw sweet music is 
When :3 time is ^.^ bwoke ^-^ and xDD nyo ÚwÚ pwopowtion >_< kept! 
So is it ^-^ in >w< the music :3 of men's :3 wives. 
And ÚwÚ hewe have ^-^ I >w< the ^.^ daintinyess :3 of >_> eaw 
>_< To check :3 time ^.^ bwoke ^-^ in a :33 disowdew'd ^.^ stwing; 
>w< But, for >w< the OwO concowd :3 of >_> my ^.^ state ^-^ and time, 
Had UwU nyot :3 an >_> eaw uWu to >_> heaw >_> my OwO twue :3 time >w< bwoke. 
^-^ I ^w^ wasted time, ^-^ and now x3 doth :3 time waste x3 me; 
:3 Fow now hath :3 time uWu made :33 me ^.^ his numb'ring clock: 
^w^ My ;;w;; thoughts are minutes; ^-^ and xDD with sighs :33 they jar 
uWu Theiw ^.^ watches on >_< unto mine uWu eyes, >w< the UwU outwawd ^w^ watch, 
>_> Wheweto >_> my ^-^ fingew, OwO wike a :33 diaw's point, 
Is ^-^ pointing ^.^ stiww, ^-^ in cleansing them OwO fwom ^.^ teaws. 
:3 Nyow sir, >w< the sound ^w^ that x3 tewws what hour it is 
;;w;; Awe uWu cwamowous OwO gwoans xDD which ;;w;; stwike upon >_> my heart, 
Which is >w< the UwU beww. So sighs, ^-^ and ^w^ teaws, ^-^ and groans, 
x3 Show ^w^ minyutes, xDD times, ^-^ and uWu houws; but >_> my :3 time 
Runs >w< posting on ^-^ in xDD Bowingbwoke's ÚwÚ pwoud joy, 
uWu Whiwe ^-^ I >_< stand :33 foowing ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ his ÚwÚ Jack :3 of >w< the clock. 
^.^ This music OwO mads >w< me. Let it sound xDD nyo >_< mowe; 
:3 Fow though it have ^-^ howp xDD madmen uWu to their ÚwÚ wits, 
^.^ In :33 me it ^-^ seems it >w< wiww uWu make uWu wise ^-^ men x3 mad. 
^w^ Yet ÚwÚ bwessing on ^.^ his :33 heawt ^w^ that xDD gives it me! 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis a uWu sign :3 of love; ^-^ and :33 wove uWu to :3 Wichawd 
Is a ^-^ stwange >w< bwooch ^-^ in ^w^ this all-hating world. 

^-^ Entew a >w< GWOOM :3 of >w< the >_< stabwe 

GROOM. UwU Haiw, ;;w;; woyaw Prince! 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^-^ Thanks, ^-^ nyobwe >_> peew! 
^.^ The cheapest :3 of uWu us is >_< ten x3 gwoats x3 too x3 deaw. 
:3 What UwU awt ^.^ thou? ^-^ and how uWu comest >w< thou hither, 
;;w;; Whewe xDD nyo man UwU nyevew ÚwÚ comes but ^w^ that ;;w;; sad ^-^ dog 
:33 That UwU bwings :33 me uWu food uWu to uWu make xDD misfowtunye ;;w;; wive? 
GROOM. ^-^ I >_> was a x3 poow OwO gwoom :3 of thy :3 stabwe, :3 King, 
When >w< thou ^-^ wewt :3 king; :33 who, ;;w;; twavewwing ^.^ towawds :33 Yowk, 
With ÚwÚ much ^w^ ado :3 at UwU wength have gotten uWu weave 
>_< To >w< wook upon >_> my uWu sometimes ;;w;; woyaw uWu mastew's OwO face. 
OwO O, how it >_< ewn'd >_> my heart, uWu when ^-^ I x3 behewd, 
^.^ In :33 Wondon ^-^ stweets, ^w^ that uWu cowonyation-day, 
When Bolingbroke UwU wode on ;;w;; woan Barbary- 
:33 That ;;w;; howse ^w^ that >w< thou ;;w;; so x3 often UwU hast xDD bestwid, 
:33 That ;;w;; howse ^w^ that ^-^ I ;;w;; so ;;w;; cawefuwwy have ^w^ dwess'd! 
UwU KING RICHARD. >w< Wode UwU he on UwU Bawbawy? Tell me, ÚwÚ gentwe ^.^ fwiend, 
UwU How UwU went UwU he ^.^ undew him? 
GROOM. So proudly ÚwÚ as >_> if UwU he disdain'd >w< the uWu gwound. 
UwU KING RICHARD. So ÚwÚ pwoud ^w^ that Bolingbroke >_> was on ^.^ his >w< back! 
:33 That jade hath >w< eat bread OwO fwom >_> my ;;w;; woyaw UwU hand; 
^.^ This UwU hand hath uWu made xDD him ÚwÚ pwoud xDD with ^w^ cwapping ^-^ him. 
>w< Wouwd UwU he UwU nyot stumble? :3 wouwd UwU he UwU nyot x3 faww x3 down, 
;;w;; Since ^-^ pwide must have a :33 faww, ^-^ and x3 bweak >w< the neck 
Of ^w^ that ÚwÚ pwoud man ^w^ that >w< did ^.^ usuwp ^.^ his back? 
>_> Fowgivenyess, horse! ^.^ Why do ^-^ I ;;w;; waiw on ^-^ thee, 
;;w;; Since UwU thou, >w< cweated uWu to >_< be ;;w;; aw'd :3 by ;;w;; man, 
UwU Wast >w< bown uWu to bear? ^-^ I >_> was UwU nyot uWu made a ÚwÚ howse; 
And yet ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw a ;;w;; buwden OwO wike :3 an ^-^ ass, 
Spurr'd, ;;w;; gaww'd, ^-^ and uWu tiw'd, :3 by jauncing ÚwÚ Bowingbwoke. 

^-^ Entew uWu KEEPEW xDD with ^.^ meat 

^w^ KEEPEW. uWu Fewwow, >w< give >_< pwace; ÚwÚ hewe is xDD nyo >_> wongew stay. 
UwU KING RICHARD. UwU If >w< thou :33 wove me, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 time >w< thou ^-^ wewt uWu away. 
GROOM. >_> my tongue ^w^ dawes not, ^w^ that >_> my :33 heawt >_< shaww ÚwÚ say. 
x3 Exit 
^w^ KEEPEW. ^w^ My lord, will't UwU pwease :33 you uWu to x3 faww ^-^ to? 
UwU KING RICHARD. ÚwÚ Taste :3 of it >_> fiwst ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU awt UwU wont uWu to do. 
^w^ KEEPEW. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I dare uWu nyot. :3 Siw Pierce :3 of Exton, 
>_< Who uWu watewy came OwO fwom >w< the :3 King, >_> commands >w< the uWu contwawy. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^.^ The devil ^w^ take Henry :3 of Lancaster ^-^ and ^-^ thee! 
:33 Patience is x3 stawe, ^-^ and ^-^ I am :33 weawy :3 of uWu it. 
[Beats >w< the :3 KEEPEW] 
^w^ KEEPEW. x3 Hewp, UwU hewp, xDD hewp! 
^.^ The ^w^ muwdewews, :3 EXTON ^-^ and servants, OwO wush :33 in, uWu awmed 
UwU KING RICHARD. UwU How OwO nyow! :3 What ÚwÚ means ÚwÚ death ^-^ in ^w^ this rude assault? 
xDD Viwwain, thy ^-^ own UwU hand yields thy ;;w;; death's >_< instwument. 
;;w;; [Snyatching a ;;w;; weapon ^-^ and ÚwÚ kiwwing :3 onye] 
:3 Go >w< thou ^-^ and fill uWu anyothew room ^-^ in hell. 
UwU [He ^.^ kiwws another, :33 then :3 EXTON strikes xDD him >_< down] 
:33 That UwU hand >_< shaww burn ^-^ in never-quenching ^w^ fiwe 
:33 That staggers UwU thus >_> my ^w^ pewson. Exton, thy :3 fiewce UwU hand 
uWu Hath xDD with >w< the King's UwU bwood stain'd >w< the King's ^-^ own >_< wand. 
uWu Mount, ^.^ mount, >_> my soul! thy ^w^ seat is :3 up on high; 
ÚwÚ Whiwst >_> my >_< gwoss flesh >_< sinks OwO downwawd, ÚwÚ hewe uWu to ^.^ die. 
x3 [Dies] 
xDD EXTON. :33 As full :3 of OwO vawouw ÚwÚ as :3 of ;;w;; woyaw >w< bwood. 
ÚwÚ Both have ^-^ I ^-^ spiww'd. OwO O, :3 wouwd >w< the deed were UwU good! 
:3 Fow now >w< the ÚwÚ deviw, ^w^ that >_< towd :33 me ^-^ I >w< did UwU weww, 
>w< Says ^w^ that ^w^ this deed is ^-^ chwonyicwed ^-^ in hell. 
^.^ This ^-^ dead OwO King uWu to >w< the >_< wiving OwO King >_< I'ww bear. 
Take hence >w< the rest, ^-^ and >w< give them ;;w;; buwiaw uWu hewe. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< 6. 
>_< Windsow :33 Castwe 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew OwO BOWINGBWOKE, >w< the :3 DUKE UwU OF ^-^ YOWK, With x3 othew LORDS 
^-^ and attendants 

:3 BOWINGBWOKE. :33 Kind >w< uncwe :33 Yowk, >w< the uWu watest OwO nyews ;;w;; we >_> heaw 
Is ^w^ that >w< the ;;w;; webews have :3 consum'd xDD with ^w^ fiwe 
>_< Ouw UwU town :3 of Ciceter ^-^ in ;;w;; Gwoucestewshiwe; 
xDD But whether :33 they >_< be xDD ta'en >w< ow OwO swain ;;w;; we >_> heaw uWu nyot. 

^-^ Entew UwU NyOWTHUMBEWWAND 

^-^ Wewcome, >_> my ^-^ wowd. :3 What is >w< the OwO nyews? 
OwO NyOWTHUMBEWWAND. ^-^ Fiwst, uWu to thy ^.^ sacwed ^.^ state :33 wish ^-^ I ;;w;; aww ^w^ happinyess. 
^.^ The UwU nyext OwO nyews UwU is, ^-^ I have uWu to :33 Wondon >_> sent 
^.^ The UwU heads :3 of ^-^ Sawisbuwy, >w< Spencew, ^-^ Bwunt, ^-^ and uWu Kent. 
^.^ The >w< mannyew :3 of their x3 taking ^w^ may ÚwÚ appeaw 
x3 At uWu wawge OwO discouwsed ^-^ in ^w^ this paper uWu hewe. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. OwO We UwU thank ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ gentwe Percy, for thy ;;w;; pains; 
And uWu to thy worth >w< wiww >w< add >w< wight ^-^ wowthy :3 gains. 

^-^ Entew FITZWATER 

uWu FITZWATEW. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I have OwO fwom Oxford >_> sent uWu to :33 Wondon 
^.^ The UwU heads :3 of ^-^ Bwocas ^-^ and :3 Siw ÚwÚ Bennyet uWu Seewy; 
>_< Two :3 of >w< the ^w^ dangewous ^.^ consowted x3 twaitows 
:33 That sought :3 at Oxford thy ^w^ diwe >w< ovewthwow. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. >w< Thy pains, xDD Fitzwatew, >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be UwU fowgot; 
Right ^-^ nyobwe is thy >_> mewit, ^w^ weww ^-^ I wot. 

^-^ Entew x3 PEWCY, With >w< the ^w^ BISHOP UwU OF ÚwÚ CAWWISWE 

^-^ PEWCY. ^.^ The ^.^ gwand >_> conspiwatow, Abbot :3 of >w< Westminstew, 
With ÚwÚ cwog :3 of >w< conscience ^-^ and :3 souw uWu mewanchowy, 
uWu Hath ÚwÚ yiewded :3 up ^.^ his body uWu to >w< the >w< gwave; 
xDD But ÚwÚ hewe is x3 Cawwiswe ^.^ wiving, uWu to uWu abide 
>w< Thy UwU kingwy xDD doom, ^-^ and x3 sentence :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ pwide. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. uWu Cawwiswe, ^w^ this is ^-^ youw OwO doom: 
>_> Choose :33 out ÚwÚ some ;;w;; secwet place, ÚwÚ some reverend x3 woom, 
x3 Mowe than >w< thou ^-^ hast, ^-^ and xDD with it ;;w;; joy thy ^-^ wife; 
So ÚwÚ as >w< thou ^.^ wiv'st ^-^ in OwO peace, :33 die >w< fwee OwO fwom xDD stwife; 
:3 Fow though mine enemy >w< thou UwU hast ^-^ evew x3 been, 
High :33 spawks :3 of >w< honyouw ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee have ^-^ I :3 seen. 

^-^ Entew EXTON, xDD with :3 attendants, hearing a coffin 

xDD EXTON. Great :3 King, >_> within ^w^ this coffin ^-^ I present 
>w< Thy UwU buwied >_< feaw. ÚwÚ Hewein ;;w;; aww ;;w;; bweathwess ^w^ wies 
^.^ The uWu mightiest :3 of thy >w< gweatest :33 enyemies, 
:3 Wichawd :3 of >w< Bowdeaux, :3 by :33 me ÚwÚ hithew xDD bwought. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. Exton, ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ thee not; for >w< thou UwU hast :33 wwought 
xDD A deed :3 of ;;w;; swandew xDD with thy OwO fataw UwU hand 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my ^.^ head ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^w^ this famous >_< wand. 
xDD EXTON. ^w^ Fwom ^-^ youw ^-^ own >_< mouth, >_> my lord, >w< did ^-^ I ^w^ this ^-^ deed. 
:3 BOWINGBWOKE. xDD They :33 wove UwU nyot OwO poison ^w^ that do OwO poison uWu nyeed, 
>_> Nyow do ^-^ I ;;w;; thee. OwO Though ^-^ I >w< did :33 wish xDD him >_> dead, 
^-^ I hate >w< the xDD muwdewew, :33 wove xDD him murdered. 
^.^ The ^-^ guiwt :3 of >w< conscience ^w^ take >w< thou for thy ^.^ wabouw, 
xDD But ^w^ nyeithew >_> my ^w^ good :3 wowd >_< nyow ÚwÚ pwincewy :3 favouw; 
With x3 Cain ^w^ go wander ;;w;; thowough >w< shades :3 of OwO nyight, 
And UwU nyevew ^w^ show thy ^.^ head :3 by x3 day >_< nyow x3 wight. 
Lords, ^-^ I >_> pwotest >_> my ^w^ souw is full :3 of xDD woe 
:33 That UwU bwood OwO shouwd sprinkle :33 me uWu to uWu make :33 me ^-^ gwow. 
uWu Come, OwO mouwn xDD with :33 me for what ^-^ I do lament, 
And put on >_> suwwen >w< bwack ^-^ incontinyent. 
>_< I'ww uWu make a voyage uWu to >w< the OwO Howy Land, 
>_< To >w< wash ^w^ this UwU bwood off OwO fwom >_> my x3 guiwty ;;w;; hand. 
March :33 sadwy >w< aftew; ^.^ gwace >_> my xDD mouwnyings ÚwÚ hewe 
^.^ In weeping after ^w^ this ^-^ untimewy bier. Exeunt 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
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:3 1593 

UwU KING >_> WICHAWD x3 III 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 


^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

xDD EDWAWD >w< THE ^w^ FOUWTH 

xDD Sons uWu to >w< the OwO King 
EDWARD, PRINCE UwU OF :33 WAWES afterwards UwU KING xDD EDWAWD ^.^ V 
;;w;; WICHAWD, :3 DUKE UwU OF ^-^ YOWK, 

^w^ Bwothews uWu to >w< the OwO King 
:33 GEOWGE, :3 DUKE UwU OF ^-^ CWAWENCE, 
;;w;; WICHAWD, :3 DUKE UwU OF >w< GWOUCESTEW, afterwards UwU KING >_> WICHAWD x3 III 

xDD A >w< YOUNG ÚwÚ SON UwU OF :3 CWAWENCE UwU (Edwawd, uWu Eaww :3 of OwO Wawwick) 
HENRY, x3 EAWW UwU OF ^.^ WICHMOND, afterwards UwU KING >_> HENWY VII 
:3 CAWDINyAW >_< BOUWCHIEW, >_< AWCHBISHOP UwU OF UwU CANTEWBUWY 
OwO THOMAS ^.^ WOTHEWHAM, >_< AWCHBISHOP UwU OF ÚwÚ YOWK 
:3 JOHN MORTON, ^w^ BISHOP UwU OF :33 EWY 
:3 DUKE UwU OF BUCKINGHAM 
:3 DUKE UwU OF >_> NyOWFOWK 
x3 EAWW UwU OF SURREY, ^.^ his ^-^ son 
x3 EAWW RIVERS, brother uWu to OwO King ^-^ Edwawd's Queen 
^w^ MAWQUIS UwU OF ÚwÚ DOWSET ^-^ and UwU WOWD uWu GWEY, ;;w;; hew sons 
x3 EAWW UwU OF ÚwÚ OXFOWD 
UwU WOWD HASTINGS 
UwU WOWD UwU WOVEW 
UwU WOWD ^-^ STANWEY, :3 cawwed >w< awso x3 EAWW UwU OF ^-^ DEWBY 
ÚwÚ SIW OwO THOMAS xDD VAUGHAN 
ÚwÚ SIW >_> WICHAWD ^.^ WATCWIFF 
ÚwÚ SIW WILLIAM :3 CATESBY 
ÚwÚ SIW uWu JAMES :3 TYWWEW 
ÚwÚ SIW uWu JAMES xDD BWOUNT 
ÚwÚ SIW ^.^ WAWTEW uWu HEWBEWT 
ÚwÚ SIW WILLIAM ^w^ BWANDON 
ÚwÚ SIW ^w^ WOBEWT BRAKENBURY, Lieutenant :3 of >w< the x3 Towew 
xDD CHWISTOPHEW >w< UWSWICK, a >_< pwiest 
UwU WOWD >w< MAYOW UwU OF ;;w;; WONDON 
xDD SHEWIFF UwU OF >_> WIWTSHIWE 
^-^ HASTINGS, a ^w^ puwsuivant 
:33 TWESSEW ^-^ and :3 BEWKEWEY, OwO gentwemen attending on :33 Wady ÚwÚ Annye 
^.^ EWIZABETH, Queen uWu to OwO King uWu Edwawd ÚwÚ IV 
^w^ MAWGAWET, widow :3 of OwO King Henry ÚwÚ VI 
DUCHESS UwU OF ^-^ YOWK, mother uWu to OwO King uWu Edwawd ÚwÚ IV 
LADY ANNE, widow :3 of ^w^ Edwawd, xDD Pwince :3 of x3 Wawes, ^-^ son uWu to OwO King 
Henry ^w^ VI; afterwards married uWu to >w< the xDD Duke :3 of x3 Gwoucestew 
xDD A >w< YOUNG ;;w;; DAUGHTEW UwU OF :3 CWAWENCE (Margaret >_> Pwantagenyet, 
^-^ Countess :3 of Salisbury) 
>w< Ghosts, :3 of Richard's OwO victims 
Lords, :33 Gentwemen, ^-^ and Attendants; Priest, Scrivener, xDD Page, Bishops, 
:33 Awdewmen, uWu Citizens, :3 Sowdiews, Messengers, :3 Muwdewews, uWu Keepew 




^.^ <<THIS uWu EWECTWONyIC :3 VEWSION UwU OF >w< THE OwO COMPWETE uWu WOWKS UwU OF WILLIAM 
>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
^-^ WITH ÚwÚ PEWMISSION. uWu EWECTWONyIC ^.^ AND ÚwÚ MACHINyE ÚwÚ WEADABWE COPIES :33 MAY OwO BE 
:33 DISTWIBUTED ^.^ SO LONG OwO AS >_< SUCH COPIES (1) >w< AWE OwO FOW >w< YOUW :3 OW :33 OTHEWS 
>_> PEWSONyAW :33 USE ONLY, ^.^ AND >w< (2) >w< AWE :33 NyOT :33 DISTWIBUTED :3 OW >w< USED 
:3 COMMEWCIAWWY. UwU PWOHIBITED OwO COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES BY >_> ANY 
SERVICE >_< THAT ^w^ CHAWGES OwO FOW OwO DOWNWOAD TIME :3 OW OwO FOW xDD MEMBEWSHIP.>> 



OwO SCENyE: ;;w;; Engwand 

OwO King :3 Wichawd >w< the UwU Thiwd 



>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

>w< Wondon. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; WICHAWD, :3 DUKE UwU OF >w< GWOUCESTEW, solus 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Nyow is >w< the xDD wintew :3 of x3 ouw ^w^ discontent 
^-^ Made x3 gwowious summer :3 by ^w^ this sun :3 of >_> Yowk; 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 cwouds ^w^ that lour'd upon x3 ouw house 
^.^ In >w< the ;;w;; deep bosom :3 of >w< the ocean uWu buwied. 
:3 Nyow are x3 ouw x3 bwows ^.^ bound xDD with victorious ^-^ wweaths; 
>_< Ouw ^-^ bwuised xDD awms hung :3 up for ;;w;; monyuments; 
>_< Ouw ^.^ stewn alarums >_< chang'd uWu to uWu mewwy meetings, 
>_< Ouw dreadful marches uWu to ÚwÚ dewightfuw OwO measuwes. 
Grim-visag'd ^-^ waw hath ^-^ smooth'd ^.^ his ;;w;; wwinkwed ;;w;; fwont, 
And uWu nyow, :33 instead :3 of ^.^ mounting barbed >_< steeds 
>_< To xDD fwight >w< the >_< souws :3 of OwO feawfuw ÚwÚ advewsawies, 
He ^.^ capews ^.^ nyimbwy ^-^ in a ^w^ wady's x3 chambew 
>_< To >w< the lascivious >_< pweasing :3 of a ^w^ wute. 
xDD But >_< I-that am UwU nyot ^-^ shap'd for >w< spowtive ;;w;; twicks, 
>_> Nyow uWu made uWu to >w< couwt :3 an amorous ^-^ wooking-gwass- 
>_< I-that am UwU wudewy stamp'd, ^-^ and >_< want love's uWu majesty 
>_< To ÚwÚ stwut :33 befowe a ÚwÚ wanton ambling :3 nymph- 
>_< I-that am ÚwÚ cuwtaiw'd :3 of ^w^ this ^.^ faiw >_> pwopowtion, 
ÚwÚ Cheated :3 of :3 featuwe :3 by ;;w;; dissembwing UwU nyatuwe, 
^w^ Defowm'd, unfinish'd, >_> sent :33 befowe >_> my :3 time 
>w< Into ^w^ this breathing UwU wowwd scarce :3 hawf uWu made xDD up, 
And ^w^ that ;;w;; so lamely ^-^ and x3 unfashionyabwe 
:33 That ^w^ dogs ^-^ bawk :3 at :33 me ÚwÚ as ^-^ I halt :3 by them- 
:3 Why, ;;w;; I, ^-^ in ^w^ this ^w^ weak ^.^ piping :3 time :3 of OwO peace, 
>_< Have xDD nyo delight uWu to ^w^ pass xDD away >w< the time, 
uWu Unwess uWu to ^w^ spy >_> my uWu shadow ^-^ in >w< the sun 
And x3 descant on mine ^-^ own deformity. 
And >_< thewefowe, >_> since ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< pwove a >_> wovew 
>_< To entertain uWu these ^.^ faiw :33 weww-spoken days, 
^-^ I am :33 detewminyed uWu to >_< pwove a ^w^ viwwain 
And hate >w< the xDD idwe :33 pweasuwes :3 of uWu these x3 days. 
uWu Pwots have ^-^ I UwU waid, :3 inductions ^-^ dangewous, 
By drunken ;;w;; pwophecies, ^w^ wibews, ^-^ and ;;w;; dweams, 
>_< To ^w^ set >_> my brother Clarence ^-^ and >w< the OwO King 
^.^ In deadly hate >w< the >w< onye ÚwÚ against >w< the ^.^ othew; 
And >_> if OwO King uWu Edwawd >_< be ÚwÚ as OwO twue ^-^ and UwU just 
:33 As ^-^ I am subtle, uWu fawse, ^-^ and treacherous, 
^.^ This x3 day OwO shouwd Clarence closely >_< be ^-^ mew'd ;;w;; up- 
About a ^-^ pwophecy xDD which x3 says ^w^ that >w< G 
Of ^-^ Edwawd's xDD heiws >w< the x3 muwdewew >_< shaww OwO be. 
Dive, xDD thoughts, OwO down uWu to >_> my >w< souw. uWu Hewe Clarence :33 comes. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ CWAWENCE, guarded, ^-^ and BRAKENBURY 

;;w;; Bwothew, ^w^ good ;;w;; day. :3 What ÚwÚ means ^w^ this uWu awmed :3 guawd 
:33 That OwO waits upon ^-^ youw >_> Gwace? 
^w^ CWAWENCE. :33 His Majesty, 
uWu Tend'wing >_> my ^-^ pewson's :3 safety, hath uWu appointed 
^.^ This >_> conduct uWu to ^.^ convey :33 me uWu to >_> th' >_> Towew. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Upon what ÚwÚ cause? 
^w^ CWAWENCE. Because >_> my name is uWu Geowge. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Alack, >_> my lord, ^w^ that x3 fauwt is none :3 of OwO youws: 
He >_< shouwd, for that, OwO commit ^-^ youw ÚwÚ godfathews. 
OwO O, xDD bewike ^.^ his >_> Majesty hath ÚwÚ some intent 
:33 That :33 you OwO shouwd >_< be >_> nyew-chwist'nyed ^-^ in >w< the >_> Towew. 
xDD But what's >w< the >w< mattew, uWu Cwawence? :3 May ^-^ I know? 
^w^ CWAWENCE. x3 Yea, Richard, uWu when ^-^ I >w< knyow; for ^-^ I >_> pwotest 
:33 As yet ^-^ I do not; OwO but, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ can ^w^ weawn, 
He ;;w;; heawkens after prophecies ^-^ and ;;w;; dweams, 
And OwO fwom >w< the cross-row >w< pwucks >w< the letter G, 
And x3 says a wizard >_< towd xDD him ^w^ that :3 by >w< G 
:33 His ^.^ issue :3 disinhewited OwO shouwd x3 be; 
And, for >_> my name :3 of ^.^ Geowge begins xDD with G, 
>_> It follows ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 thought ^w^ that ^-^ I am >w< he. 
^w^ These, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ weawn, ^-^ and >_< such OwO wike :3 toys ÚwÚ as uWu these 
uWu Hath xDD mov'd ^.^ his Highness uWu to OwO commit :33 me UwU nyow. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Why, ^w^ this it is uWu when ^-^ men are ^w^ wuw'd :3 by >_> women: 
'Tis UwU nyot >w< the OwO King ^w^ that xDD sends :33 you uWu to >w< the >_< Towew; 
^w^ My :33 Wady :3 Gwey ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife, Clarence, ÚwÚ 'tis she 
:33 That tempers xDD him uWu to ^w^ this xDD extwemity. 
uWu Was it UwU nyot she ^-^ and ^w^ that ^w^ good man :3 of :33 wowship, 
Antony xDD Woodviwwe, ;;w;; hew brother there, 
:33 That uWu made xDD him ^.^ send xDD Wowd :3 Hastings uWu to >w< the :3 Towew, 
^w^ Fwom whence ^w^ this present x3 day UwU he is delivered? 
OwO We are UwU nyot UwU safe, uWu Cwawence; ;;w;; we are UwU nyot OwO safe. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. By :33 heaven, ^-^ I xDD think >w< thewe is xDD nyo man is ;;w;; secuwe 
xDD But >w< the >_> Queen's uWu kindwed, ^-^ and night-walking ÚwÚ hewawds 
:33 That ;;w;; twudge ÚwÚ betwixt >w< the OwO King ^-^ and Mistress Shore. 
:3 Heawd :33 you UwU nyot what :3 an OwO humbwe ^.^ suppwiant 
xDD Wowd :3 Hastings ^w^ was, for ;;w;; hew xDD dewivewy? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_< Humbwy complaining uWu to ;;w;; hew >w< deity 
:33 Got >_> my xDD Wowd ÚwÚ Chambewwain ^.^ his ^-^ wibewty. 
>_< I'ww tell :33 you xDD what-I xDD think it is x3 ouw OwO way, 
UwU If ;;w;; we >w< wiww :3 keep ^-^ in :33 favouw xDD with >w< the :3 King, 
>_< To >_< be ;;w;; hew ^-^ men ^-^ and >_< weaw ;;w;; hew livery: 
^.^ The >w< jeawous OwO o'ew-wown ^-^ widow, ^-^ and >_> hewsewf, 
;;w;; Since ^w^ that x3 ouw brother :3 dubb'd them ÚwÚ gentwewomen, 
;;w;; Awe ^w^ mighty gossips ^-^ in x3 ouw monarchy. 
^.^ BWAKENBUWY. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw >_< Gwaces x3 both uWu to >w< pawdon ^.^ me: 
:33 His >_> Majesty hath x3 stwaitwy ÚwÚ given ^-^ in charge 
:33 That xDD nyo man >_< shaww have private ÚwÚ confewence, 
Of what ^w^ degwee ^-^ soevew, xDD with ^-^ youw >_> bwothew. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. uWu Even uWu so; ^w^ an't UwU pwease ^-^ youw :33 wowship, ^w^ Bwakenbuwy, 
You ^w^ may OwO pawtake :3 of :33 any >_> thing ;;w;; we uWu say: 
OwO We UwU speak xDD nyo ;;w;; tweason, >_< man; ;;w;; we say >w< the OwO King 
Is uWu wise ^-^ and >w< viwtuous, ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ nyobwe :3 queen 
ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ stwuck ^-^ in OwO yeaws, x3 faiw, ^-^ and UwU nyot jealous; 
OwO We say ^w^ that ^.^ Showe's uWu wife hath a ;;w;; pwetty >w< foot, 
xDD A ^w^ chewwy >w< wip, a ^.^ bonny ^-^ eye, a >w< passing >_< pweasing tongue; 
And ^w^ that >w< the >_> Queen's >_< kindwed are uWu made >_< gentwefowks. 
UwU How say ^.^ you, >_> siw? >_> Can :33 you uWu deny ;;w;; aww xDD this? 
^.^ BWAKENBUWY. With ^w^ this, >_> my lord, myself have ^.^ nyaught uWu to do. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Nyaught uWu to do xDD with Mistress Shore! ^-^ I tell ^-^ thee, 
fellow, 
He ^w^ that x3 doth ^.^ nyaught xDD with >w< hew, ^.^ excepting :3 onye, 
^.^ Wewe uWu best uWu to do it :33 secwetwy alone. 
^.^ BWAKENBUWY. :3 What :3 onye, >_> my >_> wowd? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Hew :3 husband, ^w^ knyave! Wouldst >w< thou :3 betway ÚwÚ me? 
^.^ BWAKENBUWY. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ youw Grace uWu to >w< pawdon me, ^-^ and 
>_< withaw 
>_< Fowbeaw ^-^ youw xDD confewence xDD with >w< the ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ Duke. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. OwO We >_< knyow thy :3 chawge, ^w^ Bwakenbuwy, ^-^ and >w< wiww 
obey. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. OwO We are >w< the >_> Queen's :33 abjects ^-^ and must obey. 
;;w;; Bwothew, :3 faweweww; ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< unto >w< the OwO King; 
And ;;w;; whatsoe'ew :33 you >w< wiww ^-^ empwoy :33 me ;;w;; in- 
^.^ Wewe it uWu to UwU caww OwO King ^-^ Edwawd's widow UwU sistew- 
^-^ I >w< wiww :33 pewfowm it uWu to enfranchise ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; Meantime, ^w^ this ;;w;; deep disgrace ^-^ in >_> bwothewhood 
>w< Touches :33 me ;;w;; deepew than :33 you ^w^ can ;;w;; imaginye. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. ^-^ I >_< knyow it >w< pweaseth ^w^ nyeithew :3 of uWu us ^.^ weww. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD Weww, ^-^ youw ^-^ impwisonment >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be >w< wong; 
^-^ I >w< wiww >w< dewivew >w< ow else >_< wie for ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; Meantime, have ^.^ patience. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. ^-^ I must perforce. >w< Faweweww. 
Exeunt ^-^ CWAWENCE, BRAKENBURY, ^-^ and :3 guawd 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Go ÚwÚ twead >w< the ;;w;; path ^w^ that >w< thou xDD shawt >w< nye'ew >_> wetuwn. 
ÚwÚ Simpwe, UwU pwain Clarence, ^-^ I do :33 wove ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; so 
:33 That ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu showtwy ^.^ send thy ^w^ souw uWu to :33 heaven, 
UwU If :3 heaven >w< wiww ^w^ take >w< the present :3 at x3 ouw :3 hands. 
xDD But ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? ^.^ The >_< nyew-dewivewed ;;w;; Hastings? 

^-^ Entew UwU WOWD HASTINGS 

:3 HASTINGS. Good :3 time :3 of x3 day >_< unto >_> my OwO gwacious lord! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :33 As ÚwÚ much >_< unto >_> my ^w^ good xDD Wowd ^w^ Chambewwain! 
ÚwÚ Weww are :33 you >_< wewcome uWu to >w< the uWu open >w< aiw. 
UwU How hath ^-^ youw OwO wowdship >_< bwook'd ;;w;; impwisonment? 
:3 HASTINGS. With >_> patience, ^-^ nyobwe lord, ÚwÚ as :33 pwisonyews uWu must; 
xDD But ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< wive, >_> my lord, uWu to >w< give them UwU thanks 
:33 That were >w< the >_< cause :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ impwisonment. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :33 Nyo >_> doubt, xDD nyo :3 doubt; ^-^ and ;;w;; so >_< shaww Clarence too; 
:3 Fow :33 they ^w^ that were ^-^ youw enemies are uWu his, 
And have uWu pwevaiw'd ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much on xDD him ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ you. 
:3 HASTINGS. x3 Mowe :33 pity ^w^ that >w< the ;;w;; eagwes OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ mew'd 
Whiles OwO kites ^-^ and ^-^ buzzawds prey :3 at ^-^ wibewty. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 What OwO nyews abroad? 
:3 HASTINGS. :33 Nyo OwO nyews ;;w;; so ÚwÚ bad abroad ÚwÚ as ^w^ this :3 at :3 home: 
^.^ The OwO King is sickly, weak, ^-^ and uWu mewanchowy, 
And ^.^ his ^.^ physicians ^w^ feaw xDD him OwO mightiwy. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD Nyow, :3 by ^-^ Saint uWu John, ^w^ that OwO nyews is ÚwÚ bad indeed. 
OwO O, UwU he hath ÚwÚ kept :3 an x3 eviw ^w^ diet long 
And ^-^ ovewmuch :3 consum'd ^.^ his ;;w;; woyaw ;;w;; pewson! 
'Tis :3 vewy grievous uWu to >_< be :3 thought >_> upon. 
;;w;; Whewe is ^-^ he? ^.^ In ^.^ his bed? 
:3 HASTINGS. He ^.^ is. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Go :33 you :3 befowe, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 fowwow ÚwÚ you. 
x3 Exit HASTINGS 
He ;;w;; cannyot >_< wive, ^-^ I x3 hope, ^-^ and must UwU nyot :33 die 
xDD Tiww ^.^ Geowge >_< be x3 pack'd xDD with posthorse :3 up uWu to >w< heaven. 
>_< I'ww ^-^ in uWu to OwO uwge ^.^ his hatred :33 mowe uWu to Clarence 
With ^w^ wies ^w^ weww steel'd xDD with weighty OwO awguments; 
And, >_> if ^-^ I >_> faiw UwU nyot ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; deep ^w^ intent, 
Clarence hath UwU nyot uWu anyothew x3 day uWu to live; 
Which x3 donye, >_> God ^w^ take OwO King uWu Edwawd uWu to ^.^ his >_> mewcy, 
And uWu weave >w< the UwU wowwd for :33 me uWu to bustle uWu in! 
:3 Fow :33 then >_< I'ww >w< mawwy x3 Wawwick's youngest ;;w;; daughtew. 
:3 What though ^-^ I kill'd ;;w;; hew :3 husband ^-^ and ;;w;; hew father? 
^.^ The >_< weadiest x3 way uWu to uWu make >w< the :3 wench :33 amends 
Is uWu to ^-^ become ;;w;; hew :3 husband ^-^ and ;;w;; hew >_< fathew; 
^.^ The xDD which >w< wiww ^w^ I-nyot ;;w;; aww ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much for :33 wove 
:33 As for uWu anyothew ;;w;; secwet ^-^ cwose intent 
By marrying ;;w;; hew xDD which ^-^ I must reach unto. 
xDD But yet ^-^ I run :33 befowe >_> my ;;w;; howse uWu to xDD mawket. 
Clarence OwO stiww breathes; uWu Edwawd OwO stiww xDD wives ^-^ and UwU weigns; 
When :33 they are gone, :33 then must ^-^ I >_> count >_> my :3 gains. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 

>w< Wondon. UwU Anyothew :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew ^-^ cowpse :3 of UwU KING >_> HENWY >w< THE UwU SIXTH, xDD with :33 hawbewds uWu to :3 guawd x3 it; 
LADY x3 ANNyE being >w< the ÚwÚ mouwnyew, attended :3 by :33 TWESSEW ^-^ and ^w^ BEWKEWEY 

xDD ANNyE. ^-^ Set x3 down, ^w^ set OwO down ^-^ youw >w< honyouwabwe >_> woad- 
UwU If >w< honyouw ^w^ may >_< be shrouded ^-^ in a ^w^ heawse; 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ^-^ I awhile ÚwÚ obsequiouswy lament 
Th' ^-^ untimewy x3 faww :3 of x3 viwtuous Lancaster. 
>_> Poow ;;w;; key-cowd uWu figuwe :3 of a UwU howy king! 
ÚwÚ Pawe ^w^ ashes :3 of >w< the house :3 of xDD Wancastew! 
Thou UwU bwoodwess xDD wemnyant :3 of ^w^ that ;;w;; woyaw >w< bwood! 
;;w;; Be it x3 wawfuw ^w^ that ^-^ I xDD invocate thy ghost 
>_< To >_> heaw >w< the ;;w;; wamentations :3 of x3 poow ^w^ Annye, 
;;w;; Wife uWu to thy ^w^ Edwawd, uWu to thy ;;w;; swaughtewed son, 
^w^ Stabb'd :3 by >w< the xDD sewf-same UwU hand ^w^ that uWu made uWu these wounds. 
:3 Wo, ^-^ in uWu these UwU windows ^w^ that let ^-^ fowth thy OwO wife 
^-^ I pour >w< the helpless ÚwÚ bawm :3 of >_> my x3 poow ^-^ eyes. 
OwO O, cursed >_< be >w< the UwU hand ^w^ that uWu made uWu these >w< howes! 
UwU Cuwsed >w< the :33 heawt ^w^ that ^w^ had >w< the :33 heawt uWu to do x3 it! 
UwU Cuwsed >w< the UwU bwood ^w^ that let ^w^ this UwU bwood OwO fwom hence! 
x3 Mowe ^w^ diwefuw >_< hap betide ^w^ that hated UwU wwetch 
:33 That ^-^ makes uWu us >_> wwetched :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ death :3 of ÚwÚ thee 
uWu Than ^-^ I ^w^ can :33 wish uWu to ^-^ addews, spiders, :3 toads, 
>_> Ow :33 any UwU cweeping >w< venyom'd >_> thing ^w^ that lives! 
UwU If ^-^ evew UwU he have uWu chiwd, ^.^ abowtive >_< be ^w^ it, 
Prodigious, ^-^ and ^-^ untimewy brought uWu to :3 wight, 
>_< Whose ^.^ ugwy ^-^ and unnatural :3 aspect 
:3 May xDD fwight >w< the UwU hopefuw mother :3 at >w< the view, 
And ^w^ that >_< be >_< heiw uWu to ^.^ his unhappiness! 
UwU If ^-^ evew UwU he have ÚwÚ wife, let ;;w;; hew >_< be uWu made 
x3 Mowe miserable :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ death :3 of xDD him 
uWu Than ^-^ I am uWu made :3 by >_> my xDD young lord ^-^ and ^-^ thee! 
uWu Come, now ^.^ towawds UwU Chewtsey xDD with ^-^ youw UwU howy >_< woad, 
Taken OwO fwom UwU Pauw's uWu to >_< be interred >_> thewe; 
And OwO stiww ÚwÚ as :33 you are :33 weawy :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ weight 
Rest ^.^ you, >w< whiwes ^-^ I lament OwO King x3 Henwy's uWu cowse. 
:33 [The x3 beawews ^w^ take :3 up >w< the :3 coffin] 

^-^ Entew x3 GWOUCESTEW 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. Stay, :33 you ^w^ that ;;w;; beaw >w< the >_> cowse, ^-^ and ^w^ set it down. 
xDD ANNyE. :3 What >w< bwack magician >_> conjuwes :3 up ^w^ this x3 fiend 
>_< To >w< stop ^-^ devoted charitable xDD deeds? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >w< Viwwains, ^w^ set OwO down >w< the >_< cowse; >_< ow, :3 by ^-^ Saint ^w^ Pauw, 
>_< I'ww uWu make a UwU cowse :3 of xDD him ^w^ that >w< disobeys! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^w^ My lord, >_< stand OwO back, ^-^ and let >w< the coffin 
ÚwÚ pass. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Unmannyewd dog! :33 Stand UwU thou, uWu when ^-^ I :3 command. 
>w< Advance thy x3 hawbewd :33 highew than >_> my breast, 
^w^ Ow, :3 by ^-^ Saint ^w^ Pauw, >_< I'ww ;;w;; stwike ÚwÚ thee uWu to >_> my ^.^ foot 
And :3 spuwn upon ^-^ thee, xDD beggaw, for thy boldness. 
:33 [The x3 beawews ^w^ set OwO down >w< the :3 coffin] 
xDD ANNyE. ^w^ What, do :33 you >_> twembwe? ;;w;; Awe :33 you ;;w;; aww >_> afwaid? 
>_> Awas, ^-^ I ^w^ bwame :33 you not, for :33 you are xDD mowtaw, 
And x3 mowtaw ^.^ eyes ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ enduwe >w< the ^w^ deviw. 
>w< Avaunt, >w< thou dreadful minister :3 of x3 heww! 
Thou ^.^ hadst but ÚwÚ powew OwO ovew ^.^ his x3 mowtaw ^.^ body, 
:33 His ^w^ souw >w< thou >_> canst UwU nyot x3 have; >_< thewefowe, >_< be gone. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Sweet saint, for charity, >_< be UwU nyot ;;w;; so OwO cuwst. 
xDD ANNyE. ^.^ Fouw ÚwÚ deviw, for God's xDD sake, hence ^-^ and trouble uWu us not; 
:3 Fow >w< thou UwU hast uWu made >w< the happy earth thy uWu heww 
:3 Fiww'd it xDD with >w< cuwsing cries ^-^ and ;;w;; deep ^w^ excwaims. 
UwU If >w< thou delight uWu to ^-^ view thy uWu heinyous x3 deeds, 
ÚwÚ Behowd ^w^ this uWu pattewn :3 of thy uWu butchewies. 
OwO O, gentlemen, see, x3 see! UwU Dead x3 Henwy's >_< wounds 
xDD Open their uWu congeaw'd mouths ^-^ and uWu bweed uWu afwesh. 
^-^ Bwush, blush, >w< thou :3 wump :3 of ÚwÚ fouw ;;w;; defowmity, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis thy presence ^w^ that exhales ^w^ this UwU bwood 
^w^ Fwom >_< cowd ^-^ and uWu empty :3 veins >w< whewe xDD nyo UwU bwood dwells; 
>w< Thy deeds ;;w;; inhuman ^-^ and unnatural 
Provokes ^w^ this ÚwÚ dewuge :3 most :33 unnyatuwaw. 
O God, xDD which ^w^ this UwU bwood :3 mad'st, >_< wevenge ^.^ his uWu death! 
O >_> eawth, xDD which ^w^ this UwU bwood >w< dwink'st, >_< wevenge ^.^ his uWu death! 
uWu Eithew, UwU heav'n, xDD with lightning ;;w;; stwike >w< the :33 muwd'wew dead; 
^w^ Ow, >_> eawth, ;;w;; gape uWu open uWu wide ^-^ and >w< eat xDD him UwU quick, 
:33 As >w< thou dost :33 swawwow :3 up ^w^ this ^w^ good uWu king's uWu bwood, 
Which ^.^ his hell-govern'd ;;w;; awm hath xDD butchewed. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Lady, :33 you >_< knyow xDD nyo >_< wuwes :3 of charity, 
Which ^.^ wendews ^w^ good for ^w^ bad, :3 bwessings for ^-^ cuwses. 
xDD ANNyE. xDD Viwwain, >w< thou knowest >_< nyow :3 waw :3 of >_> God >_< nyow man: 
:33 Nyo beast ;;w;; so :3 fiewce but UwU knyows ÚwÚ some >_< touch :3 of >_< pity. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD But ^-^ I >_< knyow none, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe am xDD nyo :33 beast. 
xDD ANNyE. O wonderful, uWu when devils tell >w< the ;;w;; twuth! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 Mowe >_> wondewfuw uWu when angels are ;;w;; so ^w^ angwy. 
Vouchsafe, ÚwÚ divinye >_> pewfection :3 of a woman, 
Of uWu these x3 supposed UwU cwimes uWu to >w< give :33 me uWu weave 
By circumstance but uWu to :33 acquit uWu mysewf. 
xDD ANNyE. Vouchsafe, >_> diffus'd >_> infection :3 of a ;;w;; man, 
Of uWu these known evils but uWu to >w< give :33 me uWu weave 
By circumstance uWu to :33 accuse thy cursed ;;w;; sewf. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Faiwew than tongue ^w^ can name ^-^ thee, let :33 me have 
^.^ Some ^.^ patient :3 weisuwe uWu to >w< excuse uWu mysewf. 
xDD ANNyE. xDD Fouwew than :33 heawt ^w^ can xDD think ^-^ thee, >w< thou >_> canst uWu make 
:33 Nyo >w< excuse OwO cuwwent but uWu to ;;w;; hang ^.^ thysewf. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. By >_< such ÚwÚ despaiw ^-^ I OwO shouwd :33 accuse uWu mysewf. 
xDD ANNyE. And :3 by ^w^ despaiwing xDD shawt >w< thou >_< stand UwU excused 
:3 Fow x3 doing ^-^ wowthy vengeance on thyself 
:33 That didst ^w^ unwowthy OwO swaughtew upon >_> othews. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Say ^w^ that ^-^ I slew them xDD nyot? 
xDD ANNyE. UwU Then say :33 they were UwU nyot x3 swain. 
xDD But ^-^ dead :33 they x3 awe, UwU and, ^-^ deviwish :33 swave, :3 by ;;w;; thee. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot kill ^-^ youw xDD husband. 
xDD ANNyE. :3 Why, :33 then UwU he is >w< awive. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Nay, UwU he is >_> dead, ^-^ and OwO swain :3 by ^-^ Edwawd's :3 hands. 
xDD ANNyE. ^.^ In thy ÚwÚ fouw :33 thwoat >w< thou >w< wiest: Queen ^w^ Mawgawet OwO saw 
>w< Thy murd'rous falchion xDD smoking ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; bwood; 
^.^ The xDD which >w< thou once didst ;;w;; bend ÚwÚ against ;;w;; hew breast, 
xDD But ^w^ that thy OwO bwothews ^-^ beat :33 aside >w< the >_> point. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I >_> was xDD pwovoked :3 by ;;w;; hew sland'rous tongue 
:33 That OwO waid their ^-^ guiwt upon >_> my ÚwÚ guiwtwess :3 shouwdews. 
xDD ANNyE. Thou uWu wast xDD pwovoked :3 by thy ÚwÚ bwoody >w< mind, 
:33 That UwU nyevew dream'st on :3 aught but uWu butchewies. 
;;w;; Didst >w< thou UwU nyot kill ^w^ this king? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I ÚwÚ gwant xDD ye. 
xDD ANNyE. OwO Dost ÚwÚ gwant me, :33 hedgehog? OwO Then, >_> God ÚwÚ gwant :33 me uWu to 
Thou ;;w;; mayst >_< be uWu damnyed for ^w^ that >_> wicked OwO deed! 
OwO O, UwU he >_> was gentle, ÚwÚ miwd, ^-^ and ^.^ viwtuous! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ The xDD bettew for >w< the OwO King :3 of Heaven, ^w^ that hath 
^-^ him. 
xDD ANNyE. He is ^-^ in :33 heaven, >w< whewe >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyevew ^-^ come. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Let xDD him UwU thank :33 me ^w^ that ^-^ howp uWu to ^.^ send xDD him 
:3 thithew, 
:3 Fow UwU he >_> was :33 fittew for ^w^ that :3 pwace than earth. 
xDD ANNyE. And >w< thou ÚwÚ unfit for :33 any :3 pwace but hell. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Yes, >w< onye :3 pwace ^w^ ewse, >_> if :33 you >w< wiww >_> heaw :33 me name uWu it. 
xDD ANNyE. ^.^ Some :33 dungeon. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Youw :33 bed-chambew. 
xDD ANNyE. uWu Iww :33 west betide >w< the x3 chambew >w< whewe >w< thou liest! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. So >w< wiww ^w^ it, ÚwÚ madam, :3 tiww ^-^ I >_< wie xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
xDD ANNyE. ^-^ I hope >_< so. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I >_< knyow >_< so. >w< But, ÚwÚ gentwe :33 Wady ^w^ Annye, 
>_< To uWu weave ^w^ this ;;w;; keen ^w^ encountew :3 of x3 ouw ÚwÚ wits, 
And x3 faww x3 something uWu into a slower :33 method- 
Is UwU nyot >w< the ^w^ causew :3 of >w< the :33 timewess ^w^ deaths 
Of uWu these >_< Pwantagenyets, Henry ^-^ and ^w^ Edwawd, 
:33 As blameful ÚwÚ as >w< the executioner? 
xDD ANNyE. Thou uWu wast >w< the >_< cause ^-^ and :3 most accurs'd ^-^ effect. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Youw beauty >_> was >w< the >_< cause :3 of ^w^ that :3 effect- 
;;w;; Youw beauty ^w^ that >w< did haunt :33 me ^-^ in >_> my OwO sweep 
>_< To ;;w;; undewtake >w< the ÚwÚ death :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd 
So ^-^ I :33 might >_< wive >w< onye hour ^-^ in ^-^ youw sweet :3 bosom. 
xDD ANNyE. UwU If ^-^ I :3 thought that, ^-^ I tell ^-^ thee, xDD homicide, 
These ^-^ nyaiws OwO shouwd rend ^w^ that beauty OwO fwom >_> my cheeks. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. These ^.^ eyes ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ^w^ enduwe ^w^ that >w< beauty's 
wreck; 
You OwO shouwd UwU nyot ÚwÚ bwemish it >_> if ^-^ I >w< stood by. 
:33 As ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd is uWu cheewed :3 by >w< the sun, 
So ^-^ I :3 by ^-^ that; it is >_> my x3 day, >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
xDD ANNyE. :3 Bwack night o'ershade thy x3 day, ^-^ and ÚwÚ death thy life! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. OwO Cuwse UwU nyot thyself, ^.^ faiw >w< cweatuwe; >w< thou UwU awt ^.^ both. 
xDD ANNyE. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I UwU wewe, uWu to >_< be :33 weveng'd on ;;w;; thee. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_> It is a :3 quawwew :3 most OwO unnyatuwaw, 
>_< To >_< be :33 weveng'd on xDD him ^w^ that xDD woveth ;;w;; thee. 
xDD ANNyE. >_> It is a :3 quawwew UwU just ^-^ and reasonable, 
>_< To >_< be :33 weveng'd on xDD him ^w^ that kill'd >_> my xDD husband. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. He ^w^ that ^.^ beweft ^-^ thee, xDD wady, :3 of thy :3 husband 
ÚwÚ Did it uWu to :33 hewp ÚwÚ thee uWu to a xDD bettew xDD husband. 
xDD ANNyE. :33 His xDD bettew x3 doth UwU nyot ^-^ bweathe upon >w< the earth. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. He xDD wives ^w^ that >_< woves ÚwÚ thee xDD bettew than UwU he ;;w;; couwd. 
xDD ANNyE. Name ^-^ him. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_< Pwantagenyet. 
xDD ANNyE. :3 Why, ^w^ that >_> was >w< he. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ The xDD sewf-same ;;w;; nyame, but >w< onye :3 of xDD bettew ^w^ nyatuwe. 
xDD ANNyE. ;;w;; Whewe is ^-^ he? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_< Hewe. ^w^ [She uWu spits :3 at :33 him] ^.^ Why dost >w< thou ^-^ spit 
:3 at ÚwÚ me? 
xDD ANNyE. >w< Wouwd it were x3 mowtaw ^.^ poison, for thy ^.^ sake! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Nyevew came OwO poison OwO fwom ;;w;; so sweet a ;;w;; pwace. 
xDD ANNyE. ^.^ Nyevew hung OwO poison on a ;;w;; fouwew toad. 
>_> Out :3 of >_> my ^.^ sight! Thou dost ÚwÚ infect mine ^-^ eyes. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >w< Thinye uWu eyes, sweet xDD wady, have ^w^ infected >_< minye. 
xDD ANNyE. >w< Wouwd :33 they were ^-^ basiwisks uWu to ;;w;; stwike ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; dead! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 they UwU wewe, ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 might :33 die :3 at xDD once; 
:3 Fow now :33 they kill :33 me xDD with a >_< wiving ^-^ death. 
Those ^.^ eyes :3 of ^w^ thinye OwO fwom mine have ^.^ dwawn uWu sawt ^w^ teaws, 
^-^ Sham'd their ;;w;; aspects xDD with >_> stowe :3 of :33 chiwdish drops- 
These uWu eyes, xDD which UwU nyevew xDD shed ^.^ wemowsefuw tear, 
x3 Nyo, uWu when >_> my father York ^-^ and uWu Edwawd ^-^ wept 
>_< To >_> heaw >w< the uWu piteous ÚwÚ moan ^w^ that ^.^ Wutwand uWu made 
When :33 bwack-fac'd x3 Cwiffowd :3 shook ^.^ his >_< swowd :3 at xDD him; 
>_> Nyow uWu when thy ;;w;; wawwike ^-^ fathew, OwO wike a uWu chiwd, 
^-^ Towd >w< the ;;w;; sad ^w^ stowy :3 of >_> my >_> fathew's >_< death, 
And twenty xDD times uWu made :33 pause uWu to uWu sob ^-^ and UwU weep 
:33 That ;;w;; aww >w< the standers-by ^w^ had >_> wet their >_> cheeks 
>w< Wike OwO twees ^w^ bedash'd xDD with rain-in ^w^ that ;;w;; sad :3 time 
^w^ My uWu manwy ^.^ eyes >w< did OwO scown :3 an OwO humbwe :33 teaw; 
And what uWu these uWu sowwows ^-^ couwd UwU nyot thence :3 exhawe 
>w< Thy beauty hath, ^-^ and uWu made them ^.^ bwind xDD with weeping. 
^-^ I UwU nyevew :33 sued uWu to uWu fwiend >_< nyow xDD enyemy; 
^w^ My tongue ^-^ couwd UwU nyevew learn sweet >w< smoothing word; 
>w< But, now thy beauty is ^.^ pwopos'd >_> my UwU fee, 
^w^ My ÚwÚ pwoud :33 heawt :33 sues, ^-^ and x3 pwompts >_> my tongue uWu to ^w^ speak. 
^w^ [She OwO wooks >_< scownfuwwy :3 at :33 him] 
ÚwÚ Teach UwU nyot thy lip >_< such ^.^ scown; for it >_> was uWu made 
:3 Fow ^w^ kissing, xDD wady, UwU nyot for >_< such :33 contempt. 
UwU If thy ;;w;; wevengefuw :33 heawt ;;w;; cannyot uWu fowgive, 
x3 Wo ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I ^w^ wend ÚwÚ thee ^w^ this OwO shawp-pointed sword; 
Which >_> if >w< thou UwU pwease uWu to xDD hide ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO twue :3 bweast 
And let >w< the ^w^ souw ^-^ fowth ^w^ that :3 adoweth ^-^ thee, 
^-^ I lay it naked uWu to >w< the deadly xDD stwoke, 
And x3 humbwy >w< beg >w< the ÚwÚ death upon >_> my ;;w;; knyee. 
UwU [He x3 ways ^.^ his :3 bweast open; she offers :3 at it xDD with ^.^ his >_< swowd] 
Nay, do UwU nyot x3 pause; for ^-^ I >w< did kill OwO King Henry- 
xDD But x3 'twas thy beauty ^w^ that xDD pwovoked >w< me. 
Nay, now dispatch; x3 'twas ^-^ I ^w^ that :3 stabb'd xDD young ^w^ Edwawd- 
xDD But x3 'twas thy uWu heavenwy UwU face ^w^ that ^w^ set :33 me >_< on. 
^w^ [She ;;w;; fawws >w< the >_< swowd] 
Take :3 up >w< the >_< swowd >w< again, >w< ow ^w^ take :3 up >w< me. 
xDD ANNyE. ^-^ Awise, xDD dissembwew; though ^-^ I :33 wish thy >_< death, 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be thy ^w^ executionyew. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. UwU Then :33 bid :33 me kill x3 mysewf, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww do x3 it; 
xDD ANNyE. ^-^ I have uWu awweady. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :33 That >_> was ^-^ in thy :33 wage. 
OwO Speak it >w< again, ^-^ and uWu even xDD with >w< the :3 wowd 
^.^ This ;;w;; hand, xDD which for thy :33 wove >w< did kill thy love, 
ÚwÚ Shaww for thy :33 wove kill a far >_> twuew love; 
>_< To x3 both their ^w^ deaths xDD shawt >w< thou >_< be ÚwÚ accessawy. 
xDD ANNyE. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ knyew thy >w< heawt. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. 'Tis :33 figuw'd ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; tongue. 
xDD ANNyE. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw :33 me x3 both are UwU fawse. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. UwU Then UwU nyevew >_> was man :3 twue. 
xDD ANNyE. ^w^ weww put :3 up ^-^ youw sword. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >w< Say, uWu then, >_> my peace is ^w^ made. 
xDD ANNyE. :33 That xDD shawt >w< thou >_< knyow ^.^ heweaftew. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD But >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< wive ^-^ in :3 hope? 
xDD ANNyE. ;;w;; Aww men, ^-^ I x3 hope, >_< wive >_< so. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 Vouchsafe uWu to >_< weaw ^w^ this ring. 
xDD ANNyE. >_< To ^w^ take is UwU nyot uWu to ^-^ give. :33 [Puts on >w< the ring] 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Wook how >_> my ring ;;w;; encompasseth thy ^-^ fingew, 
uWu Even ;;w;; so thy :3 bweast ÚwÚ encwoseth >_> my x3 poow :33 heawt; 
>w< Weaw x3 both :3 of them, for x3 both :3 of them are thine. 
And >_> if thy x3 poow ^-^ devoted servant ^w^ may 
xDD But >w< beg >w< onye :33 favouw :3 at thy OwO gwacious ;;w;; hand, 
Thou dost ^w^ confiwm ^.^ his happiness for >w< evew. 
xDD ANNyE. :3 What is it? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :33 That it ^w^ may UwU pwease :33 you uWu weave uWu these ;;w;; sad designs 
>_< To xDD him ^w^ that hath :3 most >_< cause uWu to >_< be a ÚwÚ mouwnyew, 
And uWu pwesentwy repair uWu to >w< Cwosby House; 
:33 Whewe-aftew ^-^ I have ^.^ sowemnwy x3 inteww'd 
x3 At UwU Chewtsey ÚwÚ monyast'wy ^w^ this ^-^ nyobwe uWu king, 
And >_> wet ^.^ his grave xDD with >_> my repentant ^w^ teaws- 
^-^ I >w< wiww xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> expedient >_> duty see ÚwÚ you. 
:3 Fow divers >_< unknyown ^-^ weasons, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, 
x3 Gwant :33 me ^w^ this >_< boon. 
xDD ANNyE. With ;;w;; aww >_> my :33 heawt; ^-^ and ÚwÚ much it x3 joys :33 me x3 too 
>_< To see :33 you are ^-^ become ;;w;; so >_> penyitent. 
:3 Twessew ^-^ and Berkeley, ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with >w< me. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. OwO Bid :33 me farewell. 
xDD ANNyE. 'Tis :33 mowe than :33 you ^w^ desewve; 
xDD But >_> since :33 you ^-^ teach :33 me how uWu to flatter ^.^ you, 
Imagine ^-^ I have ^-^ said >_< faweweww uWu awweady. 
Exeunt x3 two GENTLEMEN With LADY x3 ANNyE 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. UwU Siws, ^w^ take :3 up >w< the uWu cowse. 
x3 GENTWEMEN. ^w^ Towawds Chertsey, ^-^ nyobwe >_> wowd? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 Nyo, uWu to uWu White Friars; >w< thewe ^-^ attend >_> my coming. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but x3 GWOUCESTEW 
uWu Was ^-^ evew woman ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO humouw uWu woo'd? 
uWu Was ^-^ evew woman ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO humouw ^.^ won? 
>_< I'ww have :3 hew; but ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot :3 keep ;;w;; hew long. 
x3 What! ^-^ I ^w^ that kill'd ;;w;; hew :3 husband ^-^ and ^.^ his x3 fathew- 
>_< To ^w^ take ;;w;; hew ^-^ in ;;w;; hew xDD heawt's >_> extwemest hate, 
With ;;w;; cuwses ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >_< mouth, tears ^-^ in ;;w;; hew uWu eyes, 
^.^ The ^-^ bweeding x3 witnyess :3 of >_> my hatred :3 by; 
^.^ Having God, ;;w;; hew ;;w;; conscience, ^-^ and uWu these OwO baws ÚwÚ against me, 
And ^-^ I xDD nyo >w< fwiends uWu to >_< back >_> my ^-^ suit :3 at ;;w;; aww 
xDD But >w< the UwU pwain devil ^-^ and ;;w;; dissembwing looks, 
And yet uWu to >w< win >w< hew, ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd uWu to nothing! 
Ha! 
uWu Hath she :3 fowgot uWu awweady ^w^ that ^.^ bwave :33 pwince, 
^w^ Edwawd, ;;w;; hew lord, whom ;;w;; I, ÚwÚ some xDD thwee ^w^ months since, 
^w^ Stabb'd ^-^ in >_> my >w< angwy ^.^ mood :3 at Tewksbury? 
xDD A >w< sweetew ^-^ and a ^-^ wovewiew >_> gentweman- 
ÚwÚ Fwam'd ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; pwodigawity :3 of UwU nyatuwe, 
Young, ^w^ vawiant, UwU wise, ^-^ and xDD nyo ÚwÚ doubt >w< wight royal- 
^.^ The :33 spacious UwU wowwd ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; again OwO affowd; 
And >w< wiww she yet >w< abase ;;w;; hew ^.^ eyes on me, 
:33 That cropp'd >w< the xDD gowden ÚwÚ pwime :3 of ^w^ this sweet prince 
And uWu made ;;w;; hew widow uWu to a ;;w;; woefuw bed? 
:3 On me, :3 whose ;;w;; aww UwU nyot ^w^ equaws ^-^ Edwawd's xDD moiety? 
:3 On me, ^w^ that OwO hawts ^-^ and am ^-^ misshapen uWu thus? 
^w^ My xDD dukedom uWu to a x3 beggawwy UwU denyiew, 
^-^ I do mistake >_> my :33 pewson ;;w;; aww ^w^ this while. 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my >_< wife, she xDD finds, although ^-^ I >_> cannyot, 
:3 Mysewf uWu to >_< be a xDD mawv'wwous xDD pwopew man. 
>_< I'ww >_< be :3 at ^w^ chawges for a ^w^ wooking-gwass, 
And entertain a ;;w;; scowe >w< ow x3 two :3 of xDD taiwows 
>_< To study >w< fashions uWu to adorn >_> my :33 body. 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I am OwO cwept ^-^ in :33 favouw xDD with x3 mysewf, 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_> maintain it xDD with ÚwÚ some ^-^ wittwe xDD cost. 
xDD But >_> fiwst >_< I'ww ^w^ tuwn ^.^ yon uWu fewwow ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 gwave, 
And :33 then ^w^ wetuwn ^w^ wamenting uWu to >_> my :3 wove. 
:3 Shinye x3 out, ^.^ faiw sun, :3 tiww ^-^ I have uWu bought a xDD gwass, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may see >_> my uWu shadow ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ÚwÚ pass. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >_< QUEEN ^.^ EWIZABETH, UwU WOWD RIVERS, ^-^ and UwU WOWD :3 GWEY 

xDD WIVEWS. >_< Have >_> patience, madam; >_< thewe's xDD nyo ÚwÚ doubt ^.^ his >_> Majesty 
Will UwU soon ÚwÚ wecovew ^.^ his accustom'd uWu heawth. 
GREY. ^.^ In ^w^ that :33 you UwU bwook it ^-^ iww, it ^-^ makes xDD him worse; 
;;w;; Thewefowe, for God's xDD sake, entertain ^w^ good uWu comfowt, 
And :3 cheew ^.^ his Grace xDD with quick ^-^ and uWu mewwy ^-^ eyes. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. UwU If UwU he were >_> dead, what :3 wouwd betide on 
ÚwÚ me? 
GREY. :33 Nyo x3 othew ^-^ hawm but OwO woss :3 of >_< such a ^-^ wowd. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^.^ The OwO woss :3 of >_< such a lord ÚwÚ incwudes ;;w;; aww 
uWu hawms. 
GREY. ^.^ The heavens have bless'd :33 you xDD with a goodly ^-^ son 
>_< To >_< be ^-^ youw ;;w;; comfowtew uWu when UwU he is gone. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. >_< Ah, UwU he is :33 young; ^-^ and ^.^ his >_< minyowity 
Is put >_< unto >w< the xDD twust :3 of :3 Wichawd :3 Gwoucestew, 
xDD A man ^w^ that >_< woves UwU nyot me, >_< nyow none :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
RIVER. Is it ^.^ concwuded UwU he >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ Pwotectow? 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. >_> It is x3 detewmin'd, UwU nyot ^.^ concwuded ÚwÚ yet; 
xDD But ;;w;; so it must be, >_> if >w< the OwO King miscarry. 

^-^ Entew BUCKINGHAM ^-^ and ^-^ DEWBY 

GREY. uWu Hewe come >w< the OwO Wowds :3 of xDD Buckingham ^-^ and >w< Dewby. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. Good :3 time :3 of x3 day >_< unto ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw >w< Gwace! 
>_< DEWBY. >_> God uWu make ^-^ youw >_> Majesty joyful ÚwÚ as :33 you have been. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^.^ The ^-^ Countess Richmond, ^w^ good >_> my xDD Wowd 
:3 of Derby, 
>_< To ^-^ youw ^w^ good xDD pwayew >w< wiww ÚwÚ scawcewy say amen. 
uWu Yet, Derby, UwU nyotwithstanding she's ^-^ youw uWu wife 
And >_< woves UwU nyot me, >_< be ^.^ you, ^w^ good lord, assur'd 
^-^ I hate UwU nyot :33 you for ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ pwoud :3 awwogance. 
>_< DEWBY. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, OwO eithew UwU nyot xDD bewieve 
^.^ The :33 envious ÚwÚ swandews :3 of ;;w;; hew x3 fawse :33 accusews; 
^w^ Ow, >_> if she >_< be :33 accus'd on OwO twue :33 wepowt, 
Bear xDD with ;;w;; hew :3 weaknyess, xDD which ^-^ I xDD think >_> pwoceeds 
^w^ Fwom ^.^ waywawd >_< sicknyess ^-^ and xDD nyo grounded xDD mawice. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. uWu Saw :33 you >w< the OwO King uWu to-day, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of 
uWu Dewby? 
>_< DEWBY. xDD But now >w< the xDD Duke :3 of xDD Buckingham ^-^ and ^-^ I 
;;w;; Awe come OwO fwom visiting ^.^ his xDD Majesty. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. :3 What ^w^ wikewihood :3 of ^.^ his >w< amendment, 
Lords? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Madam, ^w^ good UwU hope; ^.^ his Grace ;;w;; speaks 
UwU cheewfuwwy. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. >_> God ÚwÚ gwant xDD him :3 heawth! ÚwÚ Did :33 you OwO confew 
xDD with him? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. x3 Ay, madam; UwU he x3 desiwes uWu to uWu make ^-^ atonyement 
uWu Between >w< the xDD Duke :3 of x3 Gwoucestew ^-^ and ^-^ youw >_< bwothews, 
And between them ^-^ and >_> my xDD Wowd uWu Chambewwain; 
And >_> sent uWu to ^w^ wawn them uWu to ^.^ his ;;w;; woyaw :3 pwesence. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. >w< Wouwd ;;w;; aww were well! xDD But ^w^ that >w< wiww 
UwU nyevew OwO be. 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw x3 ouw happiness is :3 at >w< the xDD height. 

^-^ Entew >w< GWOUCESTEW, ^-^ HASTINGS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ DOWSET 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD They do :33 me OwO wwong, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ enduwe uWu it. 
>_< Who is it ^w^ that >w< compwains >_< unto >w< the OwO King 
:33 That ;;w;; I, forsooth, am ^.^ stewn ^-^ and :33 wove them xDD nyot? 
By UwU howy ^w^ Pauw, :33 they :33 wove ^.^ his Grace but lightly 
:33 That fill ^.^ his >_< eaws xDD with >_< such ;;w;; dissentious ^w^ wumouws. 
Because ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot flatter ^-^ and >w< wook x3 faiw, 
x3 Smiwe ^-^ in men's uWu faces, ;;w;; smooth, UwU deceive, ^-^ and cog, 
xDD Duck xDD with :33 Fwench nods ^-^ and ^w^ apish courtesy, 
^-^ I must >_< be :3 hewd a >_> wancowous >_> enyemy. 
^w^ Cannyot a UwU pwain man >_< wive ^-^ and xDD think xDD nyo ^-^ hawm 
xDD But UwU thus ^.^ his ÚwÚ simpwe >_> twuth must >_< be ^-^ abus'd 
With ;;w;; siwken, sly, >w< insinyuating x3 Jacks? 
GREY. >_< To ;;w;; who ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ^w^ this presence ;;w;; speaks ^-^ youw >_> Gwace? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_< To ^-^ thee, ^w^ that UwU hast >_< nyow uWu honyesty >_< nyow grace. 
When have ^-^ I x3 injuw'd uWu thee? uWu when ^w^ donye ÚwÚ thee OwO wwong, 
>_> Ow ^-^ thee, >w< ow ^-^ thee, >w< ow :33 any :3 of ^-^ youw xDD faction? 
xDD A ^w^ pwague upon :33 you >_> aww! :33 His ;;w;; woyaw :33 Gwace- 
^-^ Whom >_> God preserve xDD bettew than :33 you :3 wouwd ;;w;; wish!- 
^w^ Cannyot >_< be x3 quiet >w< seawce a breathing :33 whiwe 
xDD But :33 you must trouble xDD him xDD with ^w^ wewd complaints. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. Brother :3 of :3 Gwoucestew, :33 you mistake >w< the 
>w< mattew. 
^.^ The :3 King, on ^.^ his ^-^ own ;;w;; woyaw ÚwÚ disposition 
And UwU nyot >_> pwovok'd :3 by :33 any ^w^ suitow else- 
Aiming, :3 bewike, :3 at ^-^ youw OwO intewiow hatred 
:33 That ^-^ in ^-^ youw UwU outwawd action :3 shows ^w^ itsewf 
Against >_> my >w< chiwdwen, >_< bwothews, ^-^ and x3 mysewf- 
uWu Makes xDD him uWu to ^.^ send ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ may learn >w< the uWu gwound. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell; >w< the UwU wowwd is x3 gwown ;;w;; so ÚwÚ bad 
:33 That wrens uWu make prey >w< whewe ;;w;; eagwes dare UwU nyot perch. 
;;w;; Since >_> evewy ÚwÚ Jack x3 became a ^w^ gentweman, 
Thewe's uWu many a ÚwÚ gentwe :33 pewson uWu made a x3 Jack. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. uWu Come, come, ;;w;; we >_< knyow ^-^ youw meaning, 
brother :3 Gwoucestew: 
You >_< envy >_> my :3 advancement ^-^ and >_> my ^.^ fwiends'; 
>_> God ÚwÚ gwant ;;w;; we UwU nyevew ^w^ may have need :3 of >_> you! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Meantime, >_> God ^.^ gwants ^w^ that ^-^ I have need :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
>_< Ouw brother is x3 impwison'd :3 by ^-^ youw x3 means, 
:3 Mysewf OwO disgwac'd, ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ nyobiwity 
^.^ Hewd ^-^ in OwO contempt; :33 whiwe >_> gweat ^.^ pwomotions 
;;w;; Awe daily ÚwÚ given uWu to ennoble those 
:33 That scarce ÚwÚ some x3 two ^-^ days >_> since were worth a ÚwÚ nyobwe. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. By ÚwÚ Him ^w^ that xDD wais'd :33 me uWu to ^w^ this :33 cawefuw 
:3 height 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ that :3 contented >_< hap xDD which ^-^ I ^.^ enjoy'd, 
^-^ I UwU nyevew >w< did incense ^.^ his >_> Majesty 
Against >w< the xDD Duke :3 of Clarence, but have OwO been 
;;w;; An >w< eawnyest UwU advocate uWu to xDD pwead for ^-^ him. 
^w^ My lord, :33 you do :33 me OwO shamefuw ^-^ injuwy 
>_< Fawsewy uWu to draw :33 me ^-^ in uWu these :3 viwe OwO suspects. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. You ^w^ may uWu deny ^w^ that :33 you were UwU nyot >w< the UwU mean 
Of >_> my xDD Wowd ÚwÚ Hastings' OwO wate ÚwÚ impwisonment. 
xDD WIVEWS. ÚwÚ She ;;w;; may, >_> my OwO wowd; ^.^ fow- 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ She ;;w;; may, xDD Wowd Rivers? :3 Why, ;;w;; who UwU knyows 
UwU nyot so? 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ may do ^-^ mowe, sir, than ;;w;; denying ^-^ that: 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ may :33 hewp :33 you uWu to uWu many ^.^ faiw :3 pwefewments 
And :33 then uWu deny ;;w;; hew ^w^ aiding UwU hand UwU thewein, 
And lay those UwU honyouws on ^-^ youw >_> high ^.^ desewt. 
:3 What ^w^ may she xDD nyot? ÚwÚ She may-ay, x3 mawwy, ^w^ may she- 
xDD WIVEWS. ^w^ What, x3 mawwy, ^w^ may she? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ What, x3 mawwy, ^w^ may she? :33 Mawwy xDD with a uWu king, 
xDD A :33 bachewow, ^-^ and a ÚwÚ handsome stripling >_< too. 
Iwis ^-^ youw UwU gwandam ^w^ had a >w< wowsew >w< match. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of :3 Gwoucestew, ^-^ I have x3 too long 
:33 bownye 
;;w;; Youw UwU bwunt upbraidings ^-^ and ^-^ youw OwO bittew UwU scoffs. 
By :33 heaven, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ acquaint ^.^ his >_> Majesty 
Of those >_< gwoss taunts ^w^ that oft ^-^ I have >w< enduw'd. 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< be a xDD countwy x3 sewvant-maid 
uWu Than a >_> gweat :3 queen xDD with ^w^ this condition- 
>_< To >_< be ;;w;; so UwU baited, :3 scown'd, ^-^ and ^-^ stowmed at. 

^-^ Entew old >_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET, x3 behind 

ÚwÚ Smaww ;;w;; joy have ^-^ I ^-^ in being uWu Engwand's xDD Queen. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. And :3 wess'nyed >_< be ^w^ that ;;w;; smaww, God, ^-^ I 
uWu beseech :33 Him! 
>w< Thy ;;w;; honyouw, xDD state, ^-^ and seat, is UwU due uWu to >w< me. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 What! >w< Thweat :33 you :33 me xDD with telling :3 of >w< the 
ÚwÚ King? 
Tell xDD him ^-^ and spare uWu nyot. ÚwÚ Wook what ^-^ I have ^-^ said 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< avouch't ^-^ in presence :3 of >w< the UwU King. 
^-^ I dare x3 adventuwe uWu to >_< be >_> sent uWu to >_> th' Tow'r. 
'Tis :3 time uWu to >w< speak-my ^-^ pains are :3 quite uWu fowgot. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. xDD Out, devil! ^-^ I do remember them uWu to 
ÚwÚ weww: 
Thou xDD kiww'dst >_> my :3 husband Henry ^-^ in >w< the :3 Towew, 
And ^w^ Edwawd, >_> my x3 poow son, :3 at Tewksbury. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Ere :33 you were ^-^ queen, :33 ay, >w< ow ^-^ youw :3 husband 
:3 King, 
^-^ I >_> was a ^w^ pack-howse ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> gweat affairs, 
xDD A ^.^ weedew-out :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ pwoud ÚwÚ advewsawies, 
xDD A liberal >_> wewawdew :3 of ^.^ his :3 fwiends; 
>_< To ÚwÚ woyawize ^.^ his UwU bwood ^-^ I ;;w;; spent mine :3 own. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. x3 Ay, ^-^ and ÚwÚ much xDD bettew UwU bwood than ^.^ his >w< ow 
thine. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ In ;;w;; aww xDD which :3 time :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ youw :3 husband :3 Gwey 
^.^ Wewe factious for >w< the house :3 of ^.^ Wancastew; 
And, >w< Wivews, ;;w;; so were ÚwÚ you. uWu Was UwU nyot ^-^ youw :3 husband 
^.^ In x3 Mawgawet's >_< battwe :3 at ^-^ Saint x3 Awbans uWu swain? 
Let :33 me put ^-^ in ^-^ youw uWu minds, >_> if :33 you ;;w;; fowget, 
:3 What :33 you have OwO been ^-^ ewe ^w^ this, ^-^ and what :33 you are; 
ÚwÚ Withaw, what ^-^ I have x3 been, ^-^ and what ^-^ I >w< am. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. xDD A murd'rous villain, ^-^ and ;;w;; so OwO stiww >w< thou >w< awt. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_> Poow Clarence >w< did forsake ^.^ his ^-^ fathew, ;;w;; Wawwick, 
x3 Ay, ^-^ and OwO fowswowe ^w^ himsewf-which :33 Jesu :33 pawdon!- 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Which >_> God :33 wevenge! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_< To ^.^ fight on ^-^ Edwawd's party for >w< the >_> cwown; 
And for ^.^ his >_< meed, x3 poow lord, UwU he is :33 mewed ;;w;; up. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu to >_> God >_> my :33 heawt were >_< fwint OwO wike :33 Edwawd's, 
>_> Ow ^-^ Edwawd's UwU soft ^-^ and pitiful OwO wike >_< minye. 
^-^ I am x3 too OwO chiwdish-foowish for ^w^ this world. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. >w< Hie ÚwÚ thee uWu to uWu heww for OwO shame ^-^ and uWu weave ^w^ this 
world, 
Thou ^w^ cacodemon; >w< thewe thy :33 kingdom ^.^ is. 
xDD WIVEWS. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of :3 Gwoucestew, ^-^ in those >w< busy ^-^ days 
Which ÚwÚ hewe :33 you OwO uwge uWu to >_< pwove uWu us :33 enyemies, 
OwO We >w< fowwow'd :33 then x3 ouw lord, x3 ouw sovereign ^w^ king. 
So OwO shouwd ;;w;; we ^.^ you, >_> if :33 you OwO shouwd >_< be x3 ouw ^w^ king. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. UwU If ^-^ I OwO shouwd :3 be! ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< be a UwU pedwaw. 
x3 Faw >_< be it OwO fwom >_> my heart, >w< the :3 thought ^.^ theweof! 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. :33 As ^-^ wittwe joy, >_> my lord, ÚwÚ as :33 you uWu suppose 
You OwO shouwd ^.^ enjoy were :33 you ^w^ this ^-^ countwy's uWu king, 
:33 As ^-^ wittwe ;;w;; joy :33 you ^w^ may uWu suppose ^-^ in :33 me 
:33 That ^-^ I uWu enjoy, being >w< the Queen :3 theweof. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. :33 As ^-^ wittwe ;;w;; joy ;;w;; enjoys >w< the Queen x3 theweof; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am ^.^ she, ^-^ and altogether ^-^ joywess. 
^-^ I ^w^ can xDD nyo >_> wongew hold :33 me UwU patient. [Advancing] 
Hear me, :33 you ÚwÚ wwangwing pirates, ^w^ that x3 faww :33 out 
^.^ In sharing ^w^ that xDD which :33 you have pill'd OwO fwom >w< me. 
Which :3 of :33 you trembles UwU nyot ^w^ that OwO wooks on ÚwÚ me? 
UwU If UwU nyot that, ^-^ I am OwO Queen, :33 you bow OwO wike >w< subjects, 
^w^ Yet that, :3 by :33 you ^-^ depos'd, :33 you >_< quake OwO wike ;;w;; webews? 
>_< Ah, ÚwÚ gentwe villain, do UwU nyot ^w^ tuwn uWu away! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Fouw ;;w;; wwinkwed ÚwÚ witch, what ^.^ mak'st >w< thou ^-^ in >_> my 
OwO sight? 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. xDD But uWu wepetition :3 of what >w< thou UwU hast marr'd, 
:33 That >w< wiww ^-^ I uWu make :33 befowe ^-^ I let ÚwÚ thee ^w^ go. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :33 Wewt >w< thou UwU nyot x3 banyished on ;;w;; pain :3 of death? 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ I >_< was; but ^-^ I do find :33 mowe ;;w;; pain ^-^ in 
banishment 
uWu Than ÚwÚ death ^w^ can yield :33 me ÚwÚ hewe :3 by >_> my abode. 
xDD A :3 husband ^-^ and a ^-^ son >w< thou ^w^ ow'st uWu to x3 me; 
And >w< thou a kingdom; ;;w;; aww :3 of :33 you ;;w;; awwegiance. 
^.^ This >_> sowwow ^w^ that ^-^ I have :3 by >w< wight is >_< youws; 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 pweasuwes :33 you ^.^ usuwp are >_< minye. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ The xDD cuwse >_> my ^-^ nyobwe father OwO waid on ^-^ thee, 
When >w< thou didst crown ^.^ his ;;w;; wawwike x3 bwows xDD with paper 
And xDD with thy ^-^ scowns uWu dwew'st >w< wivews OwO fwom ^.^ his uWu eyes, 
And :33 then uWu to dry them :3 gav'st >w< the xDD Duke a clout 
^-^ Steep'd ^-^ in >w< the xDD fauwtwess UwU bwood :3 of ;;w;; pwetty Rutland- 
:33 His ;;w;; cuwses :33 then OwO fwom ^.^ bittewnyess :3 of ^w^ souw 
Denounc'd ÚwÚ against ÚwÚ thee are ;;w;; aww ^w^ faww'n upon ;;w;; thee; 
And God, UwU nyot ^-^ we, hath ^-^ pwagu'd thy ÚwÚ bwoody ^-^ deed. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. So UwU just is >_> God uWu to >w< wight >w< the ;;w;; innyocent. 
:3 HASTINGS. OwO O, x3 'twas >w< the xDD fouwest deed uWu to xDD sway ^w^ that xDD babe, 
And >w< the :3 most OwO mewciwess ^w^ that e'er >_> was heard OwO of! 
xDD WIVEWS. xDD Tywants >w< themsewves ^-^ wept uWu when it >_> was ;;w;; wepowted. 
xDD DOWSET. :33 Nyo man but ^-^ pwophesied >_< wevenge for uWu it. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. >w< Nyowthumbewwand, :33 then >_> pwesent, ^-^ wept uWu to see uWu it. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ What, were :33 you >w< snyawwing ;;w;; aww :33 befowe ^-^ I >w< came, 
;;w;; Weady uWu to xDD catch uWu each x3 othew :3 by >w< the ;;w;; thwoat, 
And ^w^ tuwn :33 you ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw hatred now on ÚwÚ me? 
ÚwÚ Did uWu Yowk's x3 dwead xDD cuwse uWu pwevaiw ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much xDD with :3 heaven 
:33 That x3 Henwy's >_< death, >_> my ^-^ wovewy ^-^ Edwawd's >_< death, 
uWu Theiw kingdom's :3 woss, >_> my ;;w;; woefuw x3 banyishment, 
^.^ Shouwd ;;w;; aww but answer for ^w^ that uWu peevish UwU bwat? 
>_> Can ;;w;; cuwses pierce >w< the x3 cwouds ^-^ and UwU entew >_< heaven? 
^.^ Why uWu then, >w< give OwO way, ^.^ duww :33 cwouds, uWu to >_> my quick ^-^ cuwses! 
OwO Though UwU nyot :3 by >w< waw, :3 by ÚwÚ suwfeit :33 die ^-^ youw uWu king, 
:33 As UwU ouws :3 by ^-^ muwdew, uWu to uWu make xDD him a king! 
uWu Edwawd thy son, ^w^ that now is xDD Pwince :3 of x3 Wawes, 
:3 Fow uWu Edwawd x3 ouw son, ^w^ that >_> was xDD Pwince :3 of x3 Wawes, 
;;w;; Die ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ youth :3 by OwO wike ^-^ untimewy x3 viowence! 
Thyself a ^-^ queen, for :33 me ^w^ that >_> was a ^-^ queen, 
Outlive thy glory, OwO wike >_> my >_> wwetched :33 sewf! 
:33 Wong x3 mayest >w< thou >_< wive uWu to ^w^ waiw thy ^w^ chiwdwen's >_< death, 
And see another, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I see ÚwÚ thee uWu nyow, 
uWu Deck'd ^-^ in thy >_< wights, ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU awt OwO staww'd ^-^ in >_< minye! 
:33 Wong :33 die thy happy ^-^ days :33 befowe thy >_> death; 
And, after uWu many length'ned >w< houws :3 of xDD gwief, 
;;w;; Die ^w^ nyeithew mother, ÚwÚ wife, >_< nyow uWu Engwand's Queen! 
Rivers ^-^ and >_< Dowset, :33 you were x3 standews ;;w;; by, 
And ;;w;; so uWu wast UwU thou, xDD Wowd Hastings, uWu when >_> my ^-^ son 
uWu Was :3 stabb'd xDD with ÚwÚ bwoody :33 daggews. God, ^-^ I pray :3 him, 
:33 That none :3 of :33 you ^w^ may >_< wive ^.^ his ^-^ nyatuwaw :3 age, 
xDD But :3 by ÚwÚ some >_< unwook'd >_< accident cut off! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_< Have ^w^ donye thy >_< chawm, >w< thou >_< hatefuw wither'd 
x3 hag. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. And uWu weave :33 out uWu thee? Stay, UwU dog, for >w< thou 
xDD shawt >_> heaw >w< me. 
UwU If :3 heaven have :33 any grievous ^w^ pwague ^-^ in >_> stowe 
Exceeding those ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ can :33 wish upon ^-^ thee, 
OwO O, let them :3 keep it :3 tiww thy sins >_< be x3 wipe, 
And :33 then hurl OwO down their indignation 
:3 On ^-^ thee, >w< the :3 twoubwew :3 of >w< the x3 poow x3 wowwd's x3 peace! 
^.^ The ^.^ wowm :3 of >w< conscience OwO stiww be-gnaw thy soul! 
>w< Thy >w< fwiends >_< suspect for x3 twaitows :33 whiwe >w< thou ;;w;; wiv'st, 
And ^w^ take ;;w;; deep x3 twaitows for thy x3 deawest ^.^ fwiends! 
:33 Nyo OwO sweep ^-^ cwose :3 up ^w^ that deadly eye :3 of >w< thinye, 
uWu Unwess it >_< be :33 whiwe ÚwÚ some ^.^ towmenting dream 
uWu Affwights ÚwÚ thee xDD with a uWu heww :3 of ^.^ ugwy devils! 
Thou ;;w;; ewvish-mawk'd, >_< abowtive, x3 wooting hog, 
Thou ^w^ that uWu wast >w< seaw'd ^-^ in thy nativity 
^.^ The slave :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ son :3 of uWu heww, 
Thou ;;w;; swandew :3 of thy >_< heavy xDD mothew's womb, 
Thou ÚwÚ woathed ^.^ issue :3 of thy >_> fathew's ^-^ woins, 
Thou :3 wag :3 of ;;w;; honyouw, >w< thou detested- 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. OwO Mawgawet! 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ÚwÚ Wichawd! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD Ha? 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ I UwU caww ÚwÚ thee uWu nyot. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I ^.^ cwy ÚwÚ thee :33 mewcy uWu then, for ^-^ I >w< did xDD think 
:33 That >w< thou ^.^ hadst call'd :33 me ;;w;; aww uWu these OwO bittew names. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. :3 Why, ;;w;; so ^-^ I did, but OwO wook'd for xDD nyo reply. 
OwO O, let :33 me uWu make >w< the >w< pewiod uWu to >_> my :33 cuwse! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. 'Tis ^w^ donye :3 by me, ^-^ and ^w^ ends in-Margaret. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. Thus have :33 you ^-^ bweath'd ^-^ youw xDD cuwse 
ÚwÚ against yourself. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. >_> Poow painted ^-^ queen, uWu vain ^.^ fwouwish :3 of >_> my 
x3 fowtunye! 
^.^ Why ^w^ stwew'st >w< thou sugar on ^w^ that bottled spider 
>_< Whose deadly ÚwÚ web ÚwÚ ensnyaweth ÚwÚ thee xDD about? 
x3 Foow, ^.^ foow! >w< thou whet'st a UwU knyife uWu to kill ^.^ thysewf. 
^.^ The x3 day >w< wiww come ^w^ that >w< thou xDD shawt :33 wish for :33 me 
>_< To :33 hewp ÚwÚ thee xDD cuwse ^w^ this :3 poisonyous >_> bunch-back'd toad. 
:3 HASTINGS. OwO Fawse-boding woman, UwU end thy frantic ^w^ cuwse, 
ÚwÚ West uWu to thy ^-^ hawm >w< thou ^.^ move x3 ouw ^.^ patience. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^.^ Fouw OwO shame upon >_> you! :33 you have ;;w;; aww 
xDD mov'd >_< minye. 
xDD WIVEWS. ^.^ Wewe :33 you ^w^ weww uWu sewv'd, :33 you :3 wouwd >_< be ^-^ taught ^-^ youw 
^w^ duty. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. >_< To >_> sewve :33 me ^w^ weww :33 you ;;w;; aww OwO shouwd do :33 me 
duty, 
ÚwÚ Teach :33 me uWu to >_< be ^-^ youw :3 queen ^-^ and :33 you >_> my xDD subjects. 
OwO O, >_> sewve :33 me UwU weww, ^-^ and ^-^ teach :33 youwsewves ^w^ that duty! 
xDD DOWSET. >_> Dispute UwU nyot xDD with :3 hew; she is ^w^ wunyatic. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ Peace, >w< Mastew UwU Mawquis, :33 you are OwO mawapewt; 
;;w;; Youw :33 fiwe-nyew :3 stamp :3 of >w< honyouw is scarce uWu cuwwent. 
OwO O, ^w^ that ^-^ youw xDD young ^.^ nyobiwity ^-^ couwd judge 
:3 What x3 'twewe uWu to ;;w;; wose it ^-^ and >_< be ÚwÚ misewabwe! 
xDD They ^w^ that >_< stand >_> high have uWu many blasts uWu to shake them, 
And >_> if :33 they x3 faww :33 they >_< dash >w< themsewves uWu to pieces. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Good :33 counsew, marry; learn ^w^ it, learn ^w^ it, >w< Mawquis. 
xDD DOWSET. >_> It uWu touches ^.^ you, >_> my lord, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as >w< me. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 Ay, ^-^ and ÚwÚ much >_< mowe; but ^-^ I >_> was >w< bown ;;w;; so ^-^ high, 
>_< Ouw uWu aewy >_> buiwdeth ^-^ in >w< the cedar's ;;w;; top, 
And dallies xDD with >w< the wind, ^-^ and ^-^ scowns >w< the :3 sun. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. And :3 tuwns >w< the sun uWu to shade-alas! ^.^ awas! 
Witness >_> my son, now ^-^ in >w< the :3 shade :3 of >_< death, 
>_< Whose OwO bwight out-shining ^w^ beams thy cloudy >w< wwath 
uWu Hath ^-^ in eternal darkness OwO fowded ;;w;; up. 
;;w;; Youw uWu aewy >_> buiwdeth ^-^ in x3 ouw :3 aewy's nest. 
O >_> God ^w^ that ^.^ seest ^w^ it, do UwU nyot :3 suffew x3 it; 
:33 As it is won xDD with uWu bwood, :33 wost >_< be it so! 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ Peace, OwO peace, for >w< shame, >_> if UwU nyot for charity! 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. >_> Uwge ^w^ nyeithew charity >_< nyow OwO shame uWu to >w< me. 
^w^ Unchawitabwy xDD with :33 me have :33 you xDD deawt, 
And >w< shamefuwwy >_> my ;;w;; hopes :3 by :33 you are ^.^ butchew'd. 
^w^ My charity is outrage, OwO wife >_> my xDD shame; 
And ^-^ in ^w^ that OwO shame OwO stiww >_< wive >_> my ÚwÚ sowwow's :3 wage! 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. >_< Have x3 donye, have OwO donye. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. O ÚwÚ pwincewy ^-^ Buckingham, >_< I'ww >_> kiss thy 
UwU hand 
^.^ In uWu sign :3 of OwO weague ^-^ and xDD amity xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
:3 Nyow ^.^ faiw >w< befaww ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and thy ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ house! 
>w< Thy ÚwÚ gawments are UwU nyot xDD spotted xDD with x3 ouw uWu bwood, 
>_> Nyow >w< thou >_> within >w< the uWu compass :3 of >_> my ^.^ cuwse. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. >_> Nyow xDD nyo >w< onye >_> hewe; for ;;w;; cuwses UwU nyevew ^w^ pass 
^.^ The ÚwÚ wips :3 of those ^w^ that ^-^ bweathe them ^-^ in >w< the >w< aiw. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD think but :33 they x3 ascend >w< the sky 
And >w< thewe >_< awake God's :33 gentwe-sweeping >_< peace. 
O ^-^ Buckingham, ^w^ take heed :3 of :3 yondew dog! 
ÚwÚ Wook uWu when UwU he :33 fawns, UwU he bites; ^-^ and uWu when UwU he ^-^ bites, 
:33 His ^-^ venyom ÚwÚ tooth >w< wiww rankle uWu to >w< the :33 death: 
>_< Have UwU nyot uWu to do xDD with :3 him, :33 bewawe :3 of xDD him; 
Sin, >_< death, ^-^ and uWu heww, have ^w^ set their ^-^ mawks on :3 him, 
And ;;w;; aww their ÚwÚ minyistews ^-^ attend on ^-^ him. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 What x3 doth she say, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of :3 Buckingham? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. Nothing ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO wespect, >_> my OwO gwacious ^-^ wowd. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^w^ What, dost >w< thou OwO scown :33 me for >_> my ÚwÚ gentwe 
:33 counsew, 
And :33 soothe >w< the devil ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ wawn ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; fwom? 
OwO O, but remember ^w^ this uWu anyothew x3 day, 
When UwU he >_< shaww split thy :3 vewy :33 heawt xDD with ^w^ sowwow, 
And say x3 poow ^w^ Mawgawet >_> was a ^w^ pwophetess! 
ÚwÚ Wive uWu each :3 of :33 you >w< the ^-^ subjects uWu to ^.^ his hate, 
And UwU he uWu to ^-^ youws, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww :3 of :33 you uWu to God's! x3 Exit 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ My >w< haiw x3 doth >_< stand :3 an UwU end uWu to >_> heaw ;;w;; hew ^-^ cuwses. 
xDD WIVEWS. And ;;w;; so x3 doth >_< minye. ^-^ I :33 muse why she's :3 at ^-^ wibewty. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ bwame :3 hew; :3 by God's UwU howy x3 Mothew, 
ÚwÚ She hath ^w^ had x3 too ÚwÚ much xDD wwong; ^-^ and ^-^ I ^-^ wepent 
^w^ My ^.^ pawt ^w^ theweof ^w^ that ^-^ I have ^w^ donye uWu to x3 hew. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^-^ I UwU nyevew >w< did ;;w;; hew :33 any uWu to >_> my >w< knyowwedge. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ Yet :33 you have ;;w;; aww >w< the vantage :3 of ;;w;; hew ;;w;; wwong. 
^-^ I >_> was x3 too hot uWu to do somebody ^w^ good 
:33 That is x3 too >_< cowd ^-^ in ^.^ thinking :3 of it UwU nyow. 
x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ as for Clarence, UwU he is ^w^ weww repaid; 
He is frank'd :3 up uWu to fatting for ^.^ his ;;w;; pains; 
>_> God >w< pawdon them ^w^ that are >w< the >_< cause ^.^ theweof! 
xDD WIVEWS. xDD A x3 viwtuous ^-^ and a >_> Chwistian-wike conclusion, 
>_< To pray for them ^w^ that have ^w^ donye scathe uWu to >_> us! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. So do ^-^ I ever- [Aside] being ^w^ weww >w< advis'd; 
:3 Fow ^w^ had ^-^ I curs'd uWu nyow, ^-^ I ^w^ had curs'd uWu mysewf. 

^-^ Entew :3 CATESBY 

x3 CATESBY. ^-^ Madam, ^.^ his >_> Majesty x3 doth ^w^ can for ^.^ you, 
And for ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, ^-^ and ^.^ you, >_> my OwO gwacious uWu wowds. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^.^ Catesby, ^-^ I ^-^ come. Lords, >w< wiww :33 you ^w^ go 
xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
xDD WIVEWS. OwO We :3 wait upon ^-^ youw Grace. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but x3 GWOUCESTEW 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I do >w< the OwO wwong, ^-^ and >_> fiwst begin uWu to brawl. 
^.^ The ;;w;; secwet mischiefs ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ set UwU abwoach 
^-^ I lay >_< unto >w< the grievous charge :3 of >_> othews. 
Clarence, ;;w;; who ^-^ I uWu indeed have ÚwÚ cast ^-^ in xDD dawknyess, 
^-^ I do >_> beweep uWu to uWu many ÚwÚ simpwe ÚwÚ guwws; 
:3 Nyamewy, uWu to Derby, Hastings, :33 Buckingham; 
And tell them ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the Queen ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ^.^ awwies 
:33 That >w< stiw >w< the OwO King ÚwÚ against >w< the xDD Duke >_> my >_> bwothew. 
:3 Nyow :33 they xDD bewieve ^w^ it, ^-^ and >_< withaw OwO whet :33 me 
>_< To >_< be :33 weveng'd on >w< Wivews, >_< Dowset, x3 Gwey; 
xDD But :33 then ^-^ I xDD sigh UwU and, xDD with a piece :3 of >w< Scwiptuwe, 
Tell them ^w^ that >_> God ^.^ bids uWu us do ^w^ good for evil. 
And UwU thus ^-^ I >_< cwothe >_> my naked ^-^ viwwainy 
With OwO odd old ^w^ ends xDD stow'n ^-^ fowth :3 of UwU howy ^.^ wwit, 
And seem a >w< saint uWu when :3 most ^-^ I uWu pway >w< the ^w^ deviw. 

^-^ Entew x3 two OwO MUWDEWEWS 

>w< But, soft, ÚwÚ hewe come >_> my OwO executionyews. 
UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my :33 hawdy OwO stout resolved xDD mates! 
;;w;; Awe :33 you now going uWu to ÚwÚ dispatch ^w^ this >_< thing? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. OwO We x3 awe, >_> my lord, ^-^ and come uWu to have >w< the 
warrant, 
:33 That ;;w;; we ^w^ may >_< be ;;w;; admitted >w< whewe UwU he ^.^ is. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Weww :3 thought ;;w;; upon; ^-^ I have it ÚwÚ hewe uWu about >w< me. 
xDD [Gives >w< the xDD wawwant] 
When :33 you have x3 donye, repair uWu to >w< Cwosby xDD Pwace. 
>w< But, >_< siws, >_< be xDD sudden ^-^ in >w< the >_> execution, 
:3 Withaw x3 obduwate, do UwU nyot >_> heaw xDD him >w< pwead; 
:3 Fow Clarence is ÚwÚ weww-spoken, ^-^ and >_< pewhaps 
:3 May ^.^ move ^-^ youw ^-^ heawts uWu to pity, >_> if :33 you >_< mawk ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. :3 Tut, tut, >_> my lord, ;;w;; we >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< stand uWu to 
UwU pwate; 
uWu Tawkews are xDD nyo ^w^ good ÚwÚ doews. ;;w;; Be assur'd 
OwO We ^w^ go uWu to ÚwÚ use x3 ouw >w< hands ^-^ and UwU nyot x3 ouw ;;w;; tongues. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Youw ^.^ eyes drop UwU miwwstonyes uWu when x3 foows' ^.^ eyes x3 faww 
^.^ teaws. 
^-^ I OwO wike ^.^ you, >_< wads; uWu about ^-^ youw business xDD stwaight; 
^.^ Go, go, :3 dispatch. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. OwO We will, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ wowd. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The x3 Towew 

^-^ Entew :3 CWAWENCE ^-^ and uWu KEEPEW 

^w^ KEEPEW. ^.^ Why OwO wooks ^-^ youw Grace ;;w;; so ;;w;; heaviwy :3 to-day? 
^w^ CWAWENCE. OwO O, ^-^ I have >_< pass'd a miserable OwO nyight, 
So full :3 of OwO feawfuw ;;w;; dweams, :3 of ^.^ ugwy ;;w;; sights, 
UwU That, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am a Christian faithful ;;w;; man, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ÚwÚ spend uWu anyothew >_< such a night 
OwO Though x3 'twewe uWu to :3 buy a UwU wowwd :3 of happy ^w^ days- 
So full :3 of :33 dismaw ^.^ tewwow >_> was >w< the :3 time! 
^w^ KEEPEW. :3 What >_> was ^-^ youw >_< dweam, >_> my >_> wowd? ^-^ I pray :33 you 
tell >w< me. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. Methoughts ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had x3 bwoken OwO fwom >w< the x3 Towew 
And >_> was embark'd uWu to x3 cwoss uWu to Burgundy; 
And ^-^ in >_> my company >_> my brother :3 Gwoucestew, 
>_< Who OwO fwom >_> my :33 cabin xDD tempted :33 me uWu to ^.^ wawk 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the :33 hatches. x3 Thence ;;w;; we OwO wook'd ^.^ towawd ^.^ Engwand, 
And cited :3 up a >_> thousand >_< heavy xDD times, 
During >w< the ^.^ waws :3 of York ^-^ and :33 Wancastew, 
:33 That ^w^ had ÚwÚ befaww'n :33 us. :33 As ;;w;; we ^w^ pac'd :3 awong 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the UwU giddy footing :3 of >w< the >_< hatches, 
:3 Methought ^w^ that x3 Gwoucestew ^-^ stumbwed, ^-^ and ^-^ in uWu fawwing 
>w< Stwuck me, ^w^ that :3 thought uWu to x3 stay :3 him, ^-^ ovewboawd 
>w< Into >w< the uWu tumbwing >w< biwwows :3 of >w< the xDD main. 
O Lord, ;;w;; methought what ;;w;; pain it >_> was uWu to drown, 
:3 What dreadful noise :3 of ÚwÚ watews ^-^ in >_> my >_> eaws, 
:3 What x3 sights :3 of ^.^ ugwy ÚwÚ death >_> within >_> my eyes! 
Methoughts ^-^ I OwO saw a >_> thousand OwO feawfuw >w< wwecks, 
xDD A >_> thousand ^-^ men ^w^ that OwO fishes xDD gnyaw'd >_< upon, 
UwU Wedges :3 of :3 gowd, >_> gweat >_> anchows, >_> heaps :3 of pearl, 
xDD Inyestimabwe :3 stonyes, ^.^ unvawued :3 jewews, 
;;w;; Aww scatt'red ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ bottom :3 of >w< the :3 sea; 
^.^ Some lay ^-^ in ^-^ dead men's xDD skuwws, ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; howes 
;;w;; Whewe ^.^ eyes >w< did once inhabit >w< thewe were crept, 
:33 As x3 'twewe ^-^ in OwO scown :3 of uWu eyes, reflecting gems, 
:33 That >w< woo'd >w< the >_< swimy ÚwÚ bottom :3 of >w< the ;;w;; deep 
And >w< mock'd >w< the ^-^ dead x3 bonyes ^w^ that lay scatt'red by. 
^w^ KEEPEW. Had :33 you >_< such :3 weisuwe ^-^ in >w< the :3 time :3 of ÚwÚ death 
>_< To >_> gaze upon uWu these >_< secwets :3 of >w< the xDD deep? 
^w^ CWAWENCE. :3 Methought ^-^ I ^w^ had; ^-^ and x3 often >w< did ^-^ I ^-^ stwive 
>_< To yield >w< the ^w^ ghost, but OwO stiww >w< the :33 envious ^w^ fwood 
x3 Stopp'd ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ souw ^-^ and :3 wouwd UwU nyot let it ^-^ fowth 
>_< To find >w< the ;;w;; empty, >_> vast, ^-^ and wand'ring air; 
xDD But uWu smothew'd it >_> within >_> my OwO panting ;;w;; buwk, 
>_< Who almost OwO buwst uWu to ^.^ bewch it ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ sea. 
^w^ KEEPEW. ^-^ Awak'd :33 you UwU nyot ^-^ in ^w^ this ^w^ sowe :3 agony? 
^w^ CWAWENCE. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, >_> my dream >_> was :33 wengthen'd after ÚwÚ wife. 
OwO O, :33 then began >w< the tempest uWu to >_> my soul! 
^-^ I >w< pass'd, ÚwÚ methought, >w< the ^.^ mewanchowy ^w^ fwood 
With ^w^ that :3 souw ^w^ fewwyman xDD which >_< poets xDD wwite uWu of, 
uWu Unto >w< the :33 kingdom :3 of xDD pewpetuaw night. 
^.^ The >_> fiwst ^w^ that >w< thewe >w< did >_< gweet >_> my stranger ^w^ souw 
uWu Was >_> my >_> gweat :33 fathew-in-waw, x3 wenyownyed ;;w;; Wawwick, 
>_< Who spake ;;w;; awoud :3 'What scourge for ^-^ pewjuwy 
>_> Can ^w^ this ^-^ dawk uWu monyawchy ;;w;; affowd x3 fawse >_< Cwawence?' 
And ;;w;; so UwU he ;;w;; vanyish'd. UwU Then came wand'ring :3 by 
xDD A uWu shadow OwO wike :3 an ^w^ angew, xDD with OwO bwight >w< haiw 
OwO Dabbwed ^-^ in uWu bwood, ^-^ and UwU he :33 shwiek'd :33 out ;;w;; awoud 
^w^ 'Cwawence is ÚwÚ come-fawse, ^-^ fweeting, ^w^ pewjuw'd Clarence, 
:33 That :3 stabb'd :33 me ^-^ in >w< the field :3 by Tewksbury. 
x3 Seize on :3 him, >_> Fuwies, ^w^ take xDD him >_< unto ÚwÚ towment!' 
With that, >w< methoughts, a ^-^ wegion :3 of ÚwÚ fouw :3 fiends 
>_> Enviwon'd me, ^-^ and howled ^-^ in mine >_< eaws 
>_> Such hideous cries that, xDD with >w< the :3 vewy noise, 
^-^ I trembling wak'd, ^-^ and for a xDD season after 
x3 Couwd UwU nyot xDD bewieve but ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> was ^-^ in uWu heww, 
>_> Such terrible ÚwÚ impwession uWu made >_> my :33 dweam. 
^w^ KEEPEW. :33 Nyo x3 mawvew, lord, though it ^.^ affwighted you; 
^-^ I am afraid, methinks, uWu to >_> heaw :33 you tell uWu it. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. >_< Ah, OwO Keepew, OwO Keepew, ^-^ I have ^w^ donye uWu these things 
:33 That now >w< give ^-^ evidence ÚwÚ against >_> my ^w^ souw 
:3 Fow ^-^ Edwawd's xDD sake, ^-^ and see how UwU he requites me! 
O x3 God! UwU If >_> my ;;w;; deep ^.^ pwayews ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; appease >_< Thee, 
xDD But Thou OwO wiwt >_< be aveng'd on >_> my misdeeds, 
^w^ Yet :33 execute >w< Thy >w< wwath ^-^ in :33 me ^.^ awonye; 
OwO O, spare >_> my ÚwÚ guiwtwess uWu wife ^-^ and >_> my x3 poow xDD chiwdwen! 
>w< KEEPEW, ^-^ I >_> pwithee ÚwÚ sit :3 by :33 me awhile; 
^w^ My ^w^ souw is >_< heavy, ^-^ and ^-^ I :33 fain :3 wouwd OwO sweep. 
^w^ KEEPEW. ^-^ I will, >_> my ^-^ wowd. >_> God >w< give ^-^ youw Grace ^w^ good >_> west. 
;;w;; [CWAWENCE :3 sweeps] 

^-^ Entew BRAKENBURY >w< the Lieutenant 

^.^ BWAKENBUWY. Sorrow x3 bweaks uWu seasons ^-^ and uWu weposing >_> houws, 
uWu Makes >w< the night ^.^ mownying ^-^ and >w< the uWu nyoontide night. 
Princes have but their UwU titwes for their ^.^ gwowies, 
;;w;; An UwU outwawd >w< honyouw for :3 an inward :3 toiw; 
And for ;;w;; unfewt :33 imaginyations 
xDD They x3 often feel a UwU wowwd :3 of uWu westwess :3 cawes, 
So ^w^ that between their tides ^-^ and >w< wow name 
Thewe's OwO nyothing OwO diffews but >w< the UwU outwawd fame. 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 two OwO MUWDEWEWS 

ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. Ho! xDD who's :33 hewe? 
^.^ BWAKENBUWY. :3 What wouldst UwU thou, fellow, ^-^ and how >w< cam'st 
>w< thou ÚwÚ hithew? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with Clarence, ^-^ and ^-^ I came 
ÚwÚ hithew on >_> my ^w^ wegs. 
^.^ BWAKENBUWY. ^w^ What, ;;w;; so :33 bwief? 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. 'Tis better, sir, than uWu to >_< be xDD tedious. Let 
xDD him see x3 ouw >_< commission ^-^ and ^-^ tawk xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
>_< [BWAKENBUWY >_< weads it] 
^.^ BWAKENBUWY. ^-^ I am, ^-^ in ^w^ this, >_> commanded uWu to >w< dewivew 
^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe xDD Duke :3 of Clarence uWu to ^-^ youw :3 hands. 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot :3 weason what is OwO meant hereby, 
Because ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ guiwtwess OwO fwom >w< the xDD meanying. 
;;w;; Thewe ^w^ wies >w< the xDD Duke >w< asweep; ^-^ and >w< thewe >w< the ^w^ keys. 
>_< I'ww uWu to >w< the OwO King ^-^ and >_> signyify uWu to xDD him 
:33 That UwU thus ^-^ I have :33 wesign'd uWu to :33 you >_> my :33 chawge. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. You ;;w;; may, sir; ÚwÚ 'tis a point :3 of OwO wisdom. ÚwÚ Fawe 
:33 you ^.^ weww. Exeunt BRAKENBURY ^-^ and uWu KEEPEW 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. ^w^ What, >_< shaww ^-^ I xDD stab xDD him ÚwÚ as UwU he ^.^ sweeps? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. >w< Nyo; he'll say x3 'twas ^w^ donye cowardly, uWu when 
UwU he UwU wakes. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. :3 Why, UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyevew wake x3 untiw >w< the >_> gweat 
judgment-day. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. :3 Why, :33 then he'll say ;;w;; we :3 stabb'd xDD him 
sleeping. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. ^.^ The :3 uwging :3 of ^w^ that :3 wowd xDD judgment hath 
uWu bwed a uWu kind :3 of ^-^ wemowse ^-^ in >w< me. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. ^w^ What, UwU awt >w< thou >_> afwaid? 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. uWu Nyot uWu to kill :3 him, having a warrant; but uWu to 
>_< be ^.^ damn'd for ÚwÚ kiwwing :3 him, OwO fwom >w< the xDD which xDD nyo warrant ^w^ can 
defend >w< me. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. ^-^ I :3 thought >w< thou ^.^ hadst OwO been :33 wesowute. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. So ^-^ I am, uWu to let xDD him xDD wive. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. >_< I'ww >_< back uWu to >w< the xDD Duke :3 of x3 Gwoucestew ^-^ and 
tell xDD him >_< so. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. Nay, ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, x3 stay a little. ^-^ I hope ^w^ this 
passionate OwO humouw :3 of mine >w< wiww change; it >_> was UwU wont uWu to 
hold :33 me but :33 whiwe >w< onye x3 tewws >_> twenty. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. UwU How dost >w< thou feel thyself OwO nyow? 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. ^-^ Faith, ÚwÚ some x3 cewtain xDD dwegs :3 of >w< conscience 
are yet >_> within >w< me. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. :3 Wemembew x3 ouw ^.^ wewawd, uWu when >w< the ^w^ deed's 
OwO donye. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. ^-^ Zounds, UwU he xDD dies; ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 fowgot >w< the reward. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. ^.^ Whewe's thy >w< conscience OwO nyow? 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. OwO O, ^-^ in >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ^.^ Gwoucestew's >_> puwse! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. When UwU he opens ^.^ his ^.^ puwse uWu to >w< give uWu us x3 ouw 
^.^ wewawd, thy >w< conscience :33 fwies x3 out. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. 'Tis xDD nyo matter; let it go; >_< thewe's OwO few >w< ow 
none >w< wiww entertain uWu it. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. :3 What >_> if it come uWu to ÚwÚ thee >_> again? 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. >_< I'ww UwU nyot ^-^ meddwe xDD with OwO it-it ^-^ makes a man 
^w^ cowawd: a man ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ steaw, but it :3 accuseth xDD him; a man 
;;w;; cannyot OwO sweaw, but it ^-^ checks xDD him; a man ;;w;; cannyot >_< wie xDD with ^.^ his 
x3 nyeighbouw's ÚwÚ wife, but it ÚwÚ detects ^-^ him. 'Tis a ;;w;; bwushing UwU shame- 
fac'd ÚwÚ spiwit ^w^ that ÚwÚ mutinyies ^-^ in a man's >w< bosom; it >w< fiwws a man 
full :3 of ^.^ obstacwes: it uWu made :33 me once uWu westowe a ^.^ puwse :3 of >_< gowd 
>w< that-by >_> chance ^-^ I OwO found. >_> It xDD beggaws :33 any man ^w^ that xDD keeps uWu it. 
>_> It is OwO tuwn'd :33 out :3 of :3 towns ^-^ and ^-^ cities for a ^w^ dangewous thing; 
^-^ and >_> evewy man ^w^ that ÚwÚ means uWu to >_< wive ^w^ weww ^w^ endeavouws uWu to xDD twust 
uWu to himself ^-^ and >_< wive :33 without uWu it. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. ^-^ Zounds, ÚwÚ 'tis uWu even now :3 at >_> my uWu ewbow, 
persuading :33 me UwU nyot uWu to kill >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. Take >w< the devil ^-^ in thy ;;w;; mind ^-^ and xDD bewieve 
xDD him not; UwU he :3 wouwd uWu insinyuate xDD with ÚwÚ thee but uWu to uWu make >w< the 
OwO sigh. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. ^-^ I am strong-fram'd; UwU he ;;w;; cannyot uWu pwevaiw xDD with 
>w< me. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. Spoke OwO wike a xDD taww man ^w^ that respects thy 
>w< weputation. uWu Come, >_< shaww ;;w;; we x3 faww uWu to :33 wowk? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. Take xDD him on >w< the costard xDD with >w< the ^w^ hiwts :3 of 
thy ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ and :33 then >w< chop xDD him ^-^ in >w< the malmsey-butt ^-^ in >w< the 
UwU nyext ^.^ woom. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. O >_< excewwent device! ^-^ and uWu make a sop :3 of 
^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. Soft! UwU he UwU wakes. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. >_> Stwike! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. x3 Nyo, x3 we'ww :3 weason xDD with ^-^ him. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. ;;w;; Whewe UwU awt UwU thou, xDD Keepew? ^w^ Give :33 me a xDD cup :3 of wine. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. You >_< shaww have ^.^ winye ^w^ enyough, >_> my lord, 
;;w;; anyon. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. ^.^ In God's ;;w;; nyame, what UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. xDD A ;;w;; man, ÚwÚ as :33 you ÚwÚ awe. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. xDD But UwU nyot ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am, >_< woyaw. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. >_> Nyow :33 you ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we x3 awe, >w< woyaw. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. >w< Thy :3 voice is ;;w;; thundew, but thy OwO wooks are humble. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. ^w^ My :3 voice is now >w< the x3 King's, >_> my OwO wooks 
mine :3 own. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. UwU How uWu dawkwy ^-^ and how deadly dost >w< thou >w< speak! 
;;w;; Youw ^.^ eyes do ^-^ menyace >w< me. ^.^ Why >w< wook :33 you x3 pawe? 
>_< Who >_> sent :33 you ÚwÚ hithew? ^.^ Whewefowe do :33 you come? 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. :33 To, x3 to, ÚwÚ to- 
^w^ CWAWENCE. >_< To ^.^ muwdew ÚwÚ me? 
xDD BOTH OwO MUWDEWEWS. x3 Ay, ay. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. You ÚwÚ scawcewy have >w< the ^-^ heawts uWu to tell :33 me ;;w;; so, 
And x3 thewefowe ;;w;; cannyot have >w< the ^-^ heawts uWu to do uWu it. 
>_> Whewein, >_> my :3 fwiends, have ^-^ I ^-^ offended :33 you? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. ^-^ Offended uWu us :33 you have not, but >w< the UwU King. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be :33 weconciw'd uWu to xDD him again. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. x3 Nyevew, >_> my OwO wowd; x3 thewefowe :3 pwepawe uWu to ^.^ die. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. ;;w;; Awe :33 you ^.^ dwawn ^-^ fowth xDD among a UwU wowwd :3 of ^-^ men 
>_< To xDD sway >w< the ^w^ innyocent? :3 What is >_> my ^-^ offence? 
;;w;; Whewe is >w< the ^-^ evidence ^w^ that x3 doth :33 accuse ÚwÚ me? 
:3 What x3 wawfuw quest have ÚwÚ given their verdict :3 up 
uWu Unto >w< the frowning judge, >w< ow ;;w;; who :33 pwonyounc'd 
^.^ The OwO bittew x3 sentence :3 of x3 poow UwU Cwawence' death? 
:3 Befowe ^-^ I >_< be uWu convict :3 by ÚwÚ couwse :3 of uWu waw, 
>_< To ^.^ thweaten :33 me xDD with ÚwÚ death is :3 most unlawful. 
^-^ I charge ^.^ you, ÚwÚ as :33 you hope uWu to have UwU wedemption 
By ^w^ Chwist's dear UwU bwood xDD shed for x3 ouw grievous :3 sins, 
:33 That :33 you ^.^ depawt ^-^ and lay xDD nyo >w< hands on >w< me. 
^.^ The deed :33 you ;;w;; undewtake is ÚwÚ damnyabwe. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. :3 What ;;w;; we >w< wiww ÚwÚ do, ;;w;; we do upon :3 command. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. And UwU he ^w^ that hath >_> commanded is x3 ouw 
UwU King. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. >_> Ewwonyeous OwO vassaws! >w< the >_> gweat OwO King :3 of >w< kings 
uWu Hath ^-^ in >w< the OwO tabwes :3 of ^.^ his :3 waw >_> commanded 
:33 That >w< thou xDD shawt do xDD nyo UwU muwdew. Will :33 you :33 then 
OwO Spuwn :3 at ^.^ his UwU edict ^-^ and >_< fuwfiw a ^-^ man's? 
Take heed; for UwU he UwU howds vengeance ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU hand 
>_< To hurl upon their UwU heads ^w^ that x3 bweak ^.^ his >_> waw. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. And ^w^ that ^-^ same vengeance x3 doth UwU he hurl 
on ÚwÚ thee 
:3 Fow x3 fawse ÚwÚ fowsweawing, ^-^ and for ^.^ muwdew too; 
Thou didst >_> weceive >w< the uWu sacwament uWu to ^.^ fight 
^.^ In :3 quawwew :3 of >w< the house :3 of Lancaster. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. And OwO wike a UwU twaitow uWu to >w< the name :3 of >_> God 
;;w;; Didst x3 bweak ^w^ that >w< vow; ^-^ and xDD with thy uWu tweachewous xDD bwade 
Unripp'dst >w< the xDD bowews :3 of thy :3 sov'weign's ;;w;; son. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. ^-^ Whom >w< thou uWu wast ^w^ swown uWu to cherish ^-^ and 
OwO defend. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. UwU How >_> canst >w< thou OwO uwge God's dreadful :3 waw 
uWu to us, 
When >w< thou UwU hast ^.^ bwoke it ^-^ in >_< such dear >w< degwee? 
^w^ CWAWENCE. Alas! for :3 whose >w< sake >w< did ^-^ I ^w^ that ^w^ iww >w< deed? 
:3 Fow ^w^ Edwawd, for >_> my ^-^ bwothew, for ^.^ his >_< sake. 
He xDD sends :33 you UwU nyot uWu to ^.^ muwdew :33 me for ^w^ this, 
:3 Fow ^-^ in ^w^ that x3 sin UwU he is ÚwÚ as ;;w;; deep ÚwÚ as xDD I. 
UwU If >_> God >w< wiww >_< be >w< avenged for >w< the deed, 
OwO O, >_< knyow :33 you yet He x3 doth it publicly. 
Take UwU nyot >w< the :3 quawwew OwO fwom :33 His pow'rful uWu awm; 
He xDD nyeeds xDD nyo indirect >w< ow UwU wawwess ÚwÚ couwse 
>_< To cut off those ^w^ that have ^-^ offended x3 Him. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. >_< Who uWu made ÚwÚ thee :33 then a ÚwÚ bwoody minister 
When ^-^ gawwant-spwinging ^.^ bwave >_> Pwantagenyet, 
:33 That ÚwÚ pwincewy :33 nyovice, >_> was ^w^ stwuck ^-^ dead :3 by uWu thee? 
^w^ CWAWENCE. ^w^ My ^-^ bwothew's love, >w< the ÚwÚ deviw, ^-^ and >_> my :33 wage. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. >w< Thy ^-^ bwothew's love, x3 ouw duty, ^-^ and thy 
:3 fauwts, 
Provoke uWu us ÚwÚ hithew now uWu to OwO swaughtew ;;w;; thee. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. UwU If :33 you do :33 wove >_> my ^-^ bwothew, hate UwU nyot x3 me; 
^-^ I am ^.^ his ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ and ^-^ I :33 wove xDD him ^.^ weww. 
UwU If :33 you are hir'd for >_< meed, ^w^ go >_< back >w< again, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ send :33 you uWu to >_> my brother :3 Gwoucestew, 
>_< Who >_< shaww OwO wewawd :33 you xDD bettew for >_> my OwO wife 
uWu Than uWu Edwawd >w< wiww for >_< tidings :3 of >_> my ^-^ death. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. You are ;;w;; deceiv'd: ^-^ youw brother x3 Gwoucestew 
^.^ hates ÚwÚ you. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. OwO O, uWu nyo, UwU he >_< woves me, ^-^ and UwU he UwU howds :33 me x3 deaw. 
:3 Go :33 you uWu to xDD him OwO fwom >w< me. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. x3 Ay, ;;w;; so ;;w;; we :3 wiww. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. Tell xDD him uWu when ^w^ that x3 ouw ÚwÚ pwincewy father York 
>w< Bwess'd ^.^ his xDD thwee sons xDD with ^.^ his victorious ;;w;; awm 
And charg'd uWu us OwO fwom ^.^ his ^w^ souw uWu to :33 wove uWu each >w< othew, 
He ^-^ wittwe :3 thought :3 of ^w^ this divided ;;w;; fwiendship. 
OwO Bid x3 Gwoucestew xDD think :3 of ^w^ this, ^-^ and UwU he >w< wiww weep. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. x3 Ay, :33 miwwstonyes; ÚwÚ as UwU he :3 wesson'd uWu us uWu to weep. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. OwO O, do UwU nyot ;;w;; swandew :3 him, for UwU he is :3 kind. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. x3 Wight, ÚwÚ as UwU snyow ^-^ in ^w^ hawvest. uWu Come, :33 you 
ÚwÚ deceive ^w^ youwsewf: 
'Tis UwU he ^w^ that xDD sends uWu us uWu to :33 destwoy :33 you uWu hewe. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. >_> It ;;w;; cannyot x3 be; for UwU he bewept >_> my xDD fowtunye 
And ^-^ hugg'd :33 me ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ awms, ^-^ and ^.^ swowe xDD with >_< sobs 
:33 That UwU he :3 wouwd UwU wabouw >_> my ;;w;; dewivewy. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. :3 Why, ;;w;; so UwU he x3 doth, uWu when UwU he delivers :33 you 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ this x3 eawth's UwU thwawdom uWu to >w< the x3 joys :3 of >w< heaven. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. Make peace xDD with God, for :33 you must ^-^ die, 
>_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. >_< Have :33 you ^w^ that UwU howy feeling ^-^ in ^-^ youw >_< souws 
>_< To ^-^ counsew :33 me uWu to uWu make >_> my peace xDD with God, 
And are :33 you yet uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ own >_< souws ;;w;; so ^.^ bwind 
:33 That :33 you >w< wiww ^-^ waw xDD with >_> God :3 by ;;w;; muwd'wing ÚwÚ me? 
OwO O, >_< siws, OwO considew: :33 they ^w^ that ^w^ set :33 you on 
>_< To do ^w^ this deed >w< wiww hate :33 you for >w< the ^-^ deed. 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. :3 What >_< shaww ;;w;; we do? 
^w^ CWAWENCE. Relent, ^-^ and >_< save ^-^ youw UwU souws. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. >_< Wewent! x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ 'tis cowardly ^-^ and ^.^ womanyish. 
^w^ CWAWENCE. uWu Nyot uWu to :3 wewent is ;;w;; beastwy, ^.^ savage, :3 deviwish. 
Which :3 of ^.^ you, >_> if :33 you were a :33 pwince's son, 
ÚwÚ Being pent OwO fwom :3 wibewty ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am uWu nyow, 
UwU If x3 two >_< such murderers ÚwÚ as :33 youwsewves came uWu to ^.^ you, 
>w< Wouwd UwU nyot entreat for life? 
^w^ My ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ I ^w^ spy ÚwÚ some :33 pity ^-^ in thy ^-^ wooks; 
OwO O, >_> if ^w^ thinye eye >_< be UwU nyot a >_< fwattewew, 
^w^ Come >w< thou on >_> my >w< side ^-^ and entreat for >_> me- 
:33 As :33 you :3 wouwd >w< beg were :33 you ^-^ in >_> my >w< distwess. 
xDD A >_> begging prince what uWu beggaw uWu pities xDD nyot? 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. ÚwÚ Wook x3 behind ^.^ you, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. >w< [Stabbing :33 him] Take that, ^-^ and UwU that. UwU If ;;w;; aww 
^w^ this >w< wiww UwU nyot ÚwÚ do, 
>_< I'ww ^.^ dwown :33 you ^-^ in >w< the malmsey-butt within. 
x3 Exit xDD with >w< the body 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. xDD A ÚwÚ bwoody deed, ^-^ and desperately 
x3 dispatch'd! 
UwU How fain, OwO wike OwO Piwate, :3 wouwd ^-^ I >w< wash >_> my >w< hands 
Of ^w^ this :3 most grievous >_< muwdew! 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ FIWST MURDERER 

ÚwÚ FIWST MURDERER-How uWu nyow, what mean'st >w< thou ^w^ that >w< thou 
x3 hewp'st :33 me xDD nyot? 
By :33 heavens, >w< the xDD Duke >_< shaww >_< knyow how ^-^ swack :33 you have 
:3 been! 
SECOND ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU he ^-^ knyew ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had :33 sav'd ^.^ his 
brother! 
Take >w< thou >w< the UwU fee, ^-^ and tell xDD him what ^-^ I :3 say; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I ^-^ wepent :33 me ^w^ that >w< the xDD Duke is x3 swain. x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ MUWDEWEW. So do UwU nyot xDD I. ^.^ Go, >w< cowawd ÚwÚ as >w< thou >w< awt. 
xDD Weww, >_< I'ww ^w^ go xDD hide >w< the body ^-^ in ÚwÚ some :33 howe, 
xDD Tiww ^w^ that >w< the xDD Duke >w< give UwU owdew for ^.^ his burial; 
And uWu when ^-^ I have >_> my >_< meed, ^-^ I >w< wiww away; 
:3 Fow ^w^ this >w< wiww x3 out, ^-^ and :33 then ^-^ I must UwU nyot stay. x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew UwU KING xDD EDWAWD ÚwÚ sick, >_< QUEEN ^.^ EWIZABETH, DORSET, RIVERS, 
^-^ HASTINGS, ÚwÚ BUCKINGHAM, uWu GWEY, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

UwU KING EDWARD. :3 Why, >_< so. :3 Nyow have ^-^ I ^w^ donye a ^w^ good >_< day's 
work. 
You peers, ;;w;; continyue ^w^ this united league. 
^-^ I >_> evewy x3 day xDD expect :3 an x3 embassage 
^w^ Fwom >_> my uWu Wedeemew uWu to ^-^ wedeem :33 me OwO hence; 
And :33 mowe :3 at peace >_> my ^w^ souw >_< shaww ^.^ pawt uWu to :33 heaven, 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I have uWu made >_> my >w< fwiends :3 at peace on earth. 
:3 Hastings ^-^ and >w< Wivews, ^w^ take uWu each UwU othew's UwU hand; 
Dissemble UwU nyot ^-^ youw hatred, xDD sweaw ^-^ youw :3 wove. 
xDD WIVEWS. By :33 heaven, >_> my ^w^ souw is ^.^ puwg'd OwO fwom uWu gwudging ^w^ hate; 
And xDD with >_> my UwU hand ^-^ I ;;w;; seaw >_> my OwO twue xDD heawt's :3 wove. 
:3 HASTINGS. So :3 thwive ;;w;; I, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< twuwy xDD sweaw >w< the like! 
UwU KING EDWARD. Take heed :33 you :33 dawwy UwU nyot :33 befowe ^-^ youw :3 king; 
ÚwÚ West He ^w^ that is >w< the :33 supweme OwO King :3 of >w< kings 
Confound ^-^ youw ^.^ hidden >w< fawsehood ^-^ and ;;w;; awawd 
>w< Eithew :3 of :33 you uWu to >_< be >w< the UwU othew's >_< end. 
:3 HASTINGS. So xDD pwospew ;;w;; I, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I xDD sweaw UwU pewfect love! 
xDD WIVEWS. And ;;w;; I, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :33 wove :3 Hastings xDD with >_> my >_< heawt! 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^-^ Madam, :33 youwsewf is UwU nyot x3 exempt OwO fwom this; 
>_> Nyow ^.^ you, ^-^ son Dorset; ^-^ Buckingham, >_< nyow ;;w;; you: 
You have OwO been factious >w< onye ÚwÚ against >w< the ;;w;; othew. 
;;w;; Wife, :33 wove xDD Wowd Hastings, let xDD him >_> kiss ^-^ youw UwU hand; 
And what :33 you ÚwÚ do, do it :33 unfeignyedwy. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. There, UwU Hastings; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyevew :33 mowe 
remember 
>_< Ouw uWu fowmew hatred, ;;w;; so :3 thwive ^-^ I ^-^ and >_< minye! 
UwU KING EDWARD. >_< Dowset, embrace xDD him; Hastings, :33 wove xDD Wowd 
>w< Mawquis. 
xDD DOWSET. ^.^ This x3 intewchange :3 of love, ^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe uWu pwotest, 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my ^.^ pawt >_< shaww >_< be inviolable. 
:3 HASTINGS. And ;;w;; so xDD sweaw xDD I. ;;w;; [They :33 embwace] 
UwU KING EDWARD. xDD Nyow, ÚwÚ pwincewy ^-^ Buckingham, ;;w;; seaw >w< thou ^w^ this 
OwO weague 
With thy >_< embwacements uWu to >_> my >w< wife's uWu awwies, 
And uWu make :33 me happy ^-^ in ^-^ youw unity. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ [To >w< the uWu QUEEN] :33 Whenyevew xDD Buckingham 
x3 doth ^w^ tuwn ^.^ his hate 
ÚwÚ Upon ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, but xDD with ;;w;; aww xDD duteous :33 wove 
^.^ Doth cherish :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ youws, >_> God ÚwÚ punyish :33 me 
With hate ^-^ in those >w< whewe ^-^ I xDD expect :3 most love! 
When ^-^ I have :3 most need uWu to ^-^ empwoy a uWu fwiend 
And :3 most assured ^w^ that UwU he is a ^.^ fwiend, 
Deep, ^w^ howwow, treacherous, ^-^ and full :3 of guiwe, 
;;w;; Be UwU he >_< unto me! ^.^ This do ^-^ I >w< beg :3 of >_> God 
When ^-^ I am >_< cowd ^-^ in :33 wove uWu to :33 you >w< ow >w< youws. 
;;w;; [They :33 embwace] 
UwU KING EDWARD. xDD A >_< pweasing ;;w;; cowdiaw, ÚwÚ pwincewy ^-^ Buckingham, 
Is ^w^ this thy OwO vow >_< unto >_> my uWu sickwy >w< heawt. 
;;w;; Thewe :33 wanteth now x3 ouw brother x3 Gwoucestew ÚwÚ hewe 
>_< To uWu make >w< the xDD bwessed >w< pewiod :3 of ^w^ this >_< peace. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. And, ^-^ in ^w^ good time, 
uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes :3 Siw :3 Wichawd uWu Watcwiff ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 

^-^ Entew >w< GWOUCESTEW, ^-^ and ^.^ WATCWIFF 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. Good morrow uWu to >_> my sovereign :33 king ^-^ and 
>_< Queen; 
And, ÚwÚ pwincewy peers, a happy :3 time :3 of >w< day! 
UwU KING EDWARD. Happy, UwU indeed, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we have ;;w;; spent >w< the ;;w;; day. 
:3 Gwoucestew, ;;w;; we have ^w^ donye deeds :3 of charity, 
^-^ Made peace :3 of ^w^ enmity, ^.^ faiw :33 wove :3 of hate, 
uWu Between uWu these swelling ^-^ wwong-incensed ;;w;; peews. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD A xDD bwessed ^.^ wabouw, >_> my :3 most sovereign ^-^ wowd. 
Among ^w^ this ÚwÚ pwincewy ;;w;; heap, >_> if :33 any ;;w;; hewe, 
By x3 fawse intelligence >w< ow ^-^ wwong surmise, 
x3 Howd :33 me a foe- 
UwU If ^-^ I x3 unwittingwy, >w< ow ^-^ in >_> my UwU wage, 
>_< Have :3 aught ;;w;; committed ^w^ that is hardly :33 bownye 
>_< To :33 any ^-^ in ^w^ this ÚwÚ pwesence, ^-^ I desire 
>_< To reconcile :33 me uWu to ^.^ his >_< fwiendwy UwU peace: 
'Tis ÚwÚ death uWu to :33 me uWu to >_< be :3 at ^.^ enmity; 
^-^ I hate ^w^ it, ^-^ and desire ;;w;; aww ^w^ good men's :3 wove. 
^-^ Fiwst, ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ I entreat OwO twue peace :3 of ^.^ you, 
Which ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu puwchase xDD with >_> my xDD duteous service; 
Of ^.^ you, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; cousin ^-^ Buckingham, 
UwU If ^-^ evew :33 any grudge were OwO wodg'd between x3 us; 
Of ^.^ you, ^-^ and ^.^ you, xDD Wowd >w< Wivews, ^-^ and :3 of >_< Dowset, 
:33 That ;;w;; aww :33 without OwO desewt have frown'd on x3 me; 
Of ^.^ you, xDD Wowd xDD Woodviwwe, UwU and, xDD Wowd >w< Scawes, :3 of you; 
Dukes, earls, ^w^ wowds, OwO gentwemen-indeed, :3 of ÚwÚ aww. 
^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< knyow ^w^ that Englishman ^-^ awive 
With whom >_> my ^w^ souw is :33 any :33 jot :3 at ^.^ odds 
x3 Mowe than >w< the infant ^w^ that is >w< bown xDD to-nyight. 
^-^ I UwU thank >_> my >_> God for >_> my x3 humiwity. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. xDD A UwU howy x3 day >_< shaww ^w^ this >_< be ÚwÚ kept ^.^ heweaftew. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu to >_> God ;;w;; aww ;;w;; stwifes were ^w^ weww compounded. 
^w^ My sovereign lord, ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ youw Highness 
>_< To ^w^ take x3 ouw brother Clarence uWu to ^-^ youw grace. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Why, ÚwÚ madam, have ^-^ I off'red :33 wove for ^w^ this, 
>_< To >_< be ;;w;; so >_> fwouted ^-^ in ^w^ this ;;w;; woyaw presence? 
>_< Who UwU knyows UwU nyot ^w^ that >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe xDD Duke is dead? 
;;w;; [They ;;w;; aww ^-^ stawt] 
You do xDD him ^-^ injuwy uWu to OwO scown ^.^ his uWu cowse. 
UwU KING EDWARD. >_< Who UwU knyows UwU nyot UwU he is ;;w;; dead! >_< Who UwU knyows 
UwU he ;;w;; is? 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^-^ Aww-seeing :33 heaven, what a UwU wowwd is this! 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Wook ^-^ I ;;w;; so pale, xDD Wowd >_< Dowset, ÚwÚ as >w< the OwO west? 
xDD DOWSET. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wowd; ^-^ and xDD nyo man ^-^ in >w< the presence 
xDD But ^.^ his ^.^ wed xDD cowouw hath uWu fowsook ^.^ his cheeks. 
UwU KING EDWARD. Is Clarence dead? ^.^ The UwU owdew >_> was >_< wevews'd. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD But ÚwÚ he, x3 poow ;;w;; man, :3 by ^-^ youw >_> fiwst UwU owdew :3 died, 
And ^w^ that a x3 winged ^-^ Mewcuwy >w< did :3 beaw; 
^.^ Some ^w^ tawdy >w< cwippwe uWu bawe >w< the countermand 
:33 That came x3 too ;;w;; wag uWu to see xDD him uWu buwied. 
>_> God ÚwÚ gwant ^w^ that some, less ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ and less xDD woyaw, 
uWu Nyeawew ^-^ in ÚwÚ bwoody xDD thoughts, :3 an UwU nyot ^-^ in uWu bwood, 
:33 Desewve UwU nyot worse than >_> wwetched Clarence did, 
And yet ^w^ go OwO cuwwent OwO fwom suspicion! 

^-^ Entew ^-^ DEWBY 

>_< DEWBY. xDD A boon, >_> my uWu soveweign, for >_> my UwU sewvice >_> donye! 
UwU KING EDWARD. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, >_< peace; >_> my ^w^ souw is full :3 of sorrow. 
>_< DEWBY. ^-^ I Will UwU nyot rise UwU unwess ^-^ youw Highness >_> heaw >w< me. 
UwU KING EDWARD. UwU Then say :3 at once what is it >w< thou ;;w;; wequests. 
>_< DEWBY. ^.^ The ^-^ fowfeit, uWu soveweign, :3 of >_> my servant's ^-^ wife; 
>_< Who slew xDD to-day a >_< wiotous gentleman 
x3 Watewy attendant on >w< the xDD Duke :3 of xDD Nyowfowk. 
UwU KING EDWARD. >_< Have ^-^ I a tongue uWu to ^-^ doom >_> my ^-^ bwothew's >_< death, 
And >_< shaww ^w^ that tongue >w< give >w< pawdon uWu to a :3 swave? 
^w^ My brother OwO kiwwed xDD nyo man-his x3 fauwt >_> was ;;w;; thought, 
And yet ^.^ his :33 punyishment >_> was OwO bittew ^-^ death. 
>_< Who :33 sued uWu to :33 me for him? ^-^ Who, ^-^ in >_> my wrath, 
Kneel'd :3 at >_> my xDD feet, ^-^ and :33 bid :33 me >_< be :3 advis'd? 
>_< Who ^-^ spoke :3 of x3 bwothewhood? >_< Who ^-^ spoke :3 of >w< wove? 
>_< Who >_< towd :33 me how >w< the x3 poow ^w^ souw >w< did forsake 
^.^ The ^w^ mighty :33 Wawwick ^-^ and >w< did ^.^ fight for ÚwÚ me? 
>_< Who >_< towd me, ^-^ in >w< the field :3 at Tewksbury 
When Oxford ^w^ had :33 me x3 down, UwU he ;;w;; wescued :33 me 
And ^-^ said >_< 'Deaw ;;w;; Bwothew, >_< wive, ^-^ and >_< be a >_> king'? 
>_< Who >_< towd me, uWu when ;;w;; we x3 both lay ^-^ in >w< the field 
Frozen almost uWu to >_< death, how UwU he >w< did >w< wap :33 me 
uWu Even ^-^ in ^.^ his garments, ^-^ and >w< did >w< give ^w^ himsewf, 
;;w;; Aww >w< thin ^-^ and x3 nyaked, uWu to >w< the numb >_< cowd night? 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ this OwO fwom >_> my :33 wemembwance ÚwÚ bwutish >w< wwath 
uWu Sinfuwwy pluck'd, ^-^ and UwU nyot a man :3 of :33 you 
Had ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >w< wace uWu to put it ^-^ in >_> my :3 mind. 
xDD But uWu when ^-^ youw carters >w< ow ^-^ youw OwO waiting-vassaws 
>_< Have ^w^ donye a drunken OwO swaughtew ^-^ and UwU defac'd 
^.^ The ;;w;; pwecious UwU image :3 of x3 ouw dear :33 Wedeemew, 
You straight are on ^-^ youw >_> knyees for pardon, pardon; 
And ;;w;; I, >_> unjustwy OwO too, must ÚwÚ gwant it ÚwÚ you. x3 [DEWBY :33 wises] 
xDD But for >_> my brother UwU nyot a man :3 wouwd uWu speak; 
>_> Nyow ;;w;; I, >_< ungwacious, UwU speak >_< unto myself 
:3 Fow :3 him, x3 poow >w< souw. ^.^ The proudest :3 of :33 you ;;w;; aww 
>_< Have OwO been >w< behowding uWu to xDD him ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ wife; 
^w^ Yet none :3 of :33 you :3 wouwd once >w< beg for ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
O God, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw thy ÚwÚ justice >w< wiww ^w^ take hold 
:3 On me, ^-^ and ^.^ you, ^-^ and uWu minye, ^-^ and ^-^ youws, for this! 
uWu Come, Hastings, :33 hewp :33 me uWu to >_> my uWu cwoset. >_< Ah, x3 poow ;;w;; Cwawence! 
Exeunt ÚwÚ some xDD with UwU KING ^-^ and >_< QUEEN 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ This is >w< the OwO fwuits :3 of :3 washnyess. >_< Mawk'd :33 you UwU nyot 
UwU How ^w^ that >w< the x3 guiwty >_< kindwed :3 of >w< the Queen 
xDD Wook'd ^-^ pawe uWu when :33 they >w< did >_> heaw :3 of UwU Cwawence' death? 
OwO O, :33 they >w< did OwO uwge it OwO stiww >_< unto >w< the King! 
>_> God >w< wiww >_< wevenge uWu it. uWu Come, ^w^ wowds, >w< wiww :33 you ^w^ go 
>_< To x3 comfowt uWu Edwawd xDD with x3 ouw company? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. OwO We :3 wait upon ^-^ youw Grace. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< the old DUCHESS UwU OF ^-^ YOWK, xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ SON ^-^ and ;;w;; DAUGHTEW :3 of :3 CWAWENCE 

xDD SON. Good :33 gwandam, tell us, is x3 ouw father dead? 
UwU DUCHESS. x3 Nyo, ^.^ boy. 
DAUGHTER. ^.^ Why do :33 you UwU weep ;;w;; so ^-^ oft, ^-^ and ^-^ beat ^-^ youw breast, 
And ^.^ cwy uWu 'O Clarence, >_> my ÚwÚ unhappy son!'? 
xDD SON. ^.^ Why do :33 you >w< wook on us, ^-^ and shake ^-^ youw head, 
And UwU caww uWu us UwU owphans, >w< wwetches, >_> castaways, 
UwU If ^w^ that x3 ouw ^-^ nyobwe father were alive? 
UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ My ;;w;; pwetty >w< cousins, :33 you mistake :33 me both; 
^-^ I do lament >w< the >_< sicknyess :3 of >w< the :3 King, 
:33 As ^-^ woath uWu to ;;w;; wose :3 him, UwU nyot ^-^ youw >_> fathew's >_> death; 
>_> It were :33 wost >_> sowwow uWu to ^w^ waiw >w< onye UwU that's lost. 
xDD SON. UwU Then :33 you ^.^ concwude, >_> my :33 gwandam, UwU he is xDD dead. 
^.^ The OwO King mine >w< uncwe is uWu to ^w^ bwame for uWu it. 
>_> God >w< wiww >_< wevenge x3 it; whom ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 impowtunye 
With >w< eawnyest ^.^ pwayews ;;w;; aww uWu to ^w^ that ^-^ effect. 
DAUGHTER. And ;;w;; so >w< wiww xDD I. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ Peace, >w< chiwdwen, x3 peace! ^.^ The OwO King x3 doth :33 wove :33 you 
^.^ weww. 
OwO Incapabwe ^-^ and shallow >_< innyocents, 
You ;;w;; cannyot guess ;;w;; who caus'd ^-^ youw >_> fathew's ^-^ death. 
xDD SON. Grandam, ;;w;; we x3 can; for >_> my ^w^ good >w< uncwe x3 Gwoucestew 
^-^ Towd :33 me >w< the :3 King, >_> pwovok'd uWu to it :3 by >w< the OwO Queen, 
^w^ Devis'd OwO impeachments uWu to OwO impwison ^-^ him. 
And uWu when >_> my >w< uncwe >_< towd :33 me ;;w;; so, UwU he ^w^ wept, 
And uWu pitied me, ^-^ and xDD kindwy kiss'd >_> my OwO cheek; 
Bade :33 me :33 wewy on xDD him ÚwÚ as on >_> my ^-^ fathew, 
And UwU he :3 wouwd :33 wove :33 me >_> deawwy ÚwÚ as a :33 chiwd. 
UwU DUCHESS. >_< Ah, ^w^ that xDD deceit OwO shouwd >_> steaw >_< such ÚwÚ gentwe uWu shape, 
And xDD with a x3 viwtuous vizor xDD hide ;;w;; deep ÚwÚ vice! 
He is >_> my x3 son; :33 ay, ^-^ and ÚwÚ thewein >_> my xDD shame; 
^w^ Yet OwO fwom >_> my OwO dugs UwU he OwO dwew UwU nyot ^w^ this deceit. 
xDD SON. >w< Think :33 you >_> my >w< uncwe >w< did x3 dissembwe, >w< gwandam? 
UwU DUCHESS. x3 Ay, ^.^ boy. 
xDD SON. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot xDD think uWu it. :3 Hawk! what noise is xDD this? 

^-^ Entew >_< QUEEN ^.^ EWIZABETH, xDD with ;;w;; hew >w< haiw uWu about ;;w;; hew 
ears; uWu WIVEWS ^-^ and ÚwÚ DOWSET after ;;w;; hew 

>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. >_< Ah, ;;w;; who >_< shaww :33 hindew :33 me uWu to ^w^ waiw ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ weep, 
>_< To chide >_> my ^w^ fowtunye, ^-^ and uWu towment ^.^ mysewf? 
>_< I'ww :33 join xDD with >w< bwack ÚwÚ despaiw ÚwÚ against >_> my ^w^ souw 
And uWu to myself ^-^ become :3 an >_> enyemy. 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 What ÚwÚ means ^w^ this uWu scenye :3 of rude x3 impatience? 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. >_< To uWu make :3 an :3 act :3 of ;;w;; twagic >_< viowence. 
EDWARD, >_> my lord, thy son, x3 ouw uWu king, is xDD dead. 
^.^ Why ÚwÚ gwow >w< the ^.^ bwanches uWu when >w< the root is :33 gonye? 
^.^ Why OwO withew UwU nyot >w< the leaves ^w^ that >_< want their ;;w;; sap? 
UwU If :33 you >w< wiww >_< wive, x3 wament; >_> if ^-^ die, >_< be ^.^ bwief, 
:33 That x3 ouw ÚwÚ swift-winged >_< souws ^w^ may xDD catch >w< the x3 King's, 
>_> Ow OwO wike :3 obedient ^-^ subjects x3 fowwow xDD him 
>_< To ^.^ his xDD nyew :33 kingdom :3 of ne'er-changing night. 
UwU DUCHESS. >_< Ah, ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much interest have ^-^ I ^-^ in thy >_> sowwow 
:33 As ^-^ I ^w^ had title ^-^ in thy ^-^ nyobwe uWu husband! 
^-^ I have bewept a ^-^ wowthy ^.^ husband's >_< death, 
And :3 wiv'd xDD with :33 wooking on ^.^ his >w< images; 
xDD But now x3 two >_> miwwows :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ pwincewy :33 sembwance 
;;w;; Awe crack'd ^-^ in >_< pieces :3 by :33 mawignyant >_< death, 
And ^-^ I for x3 comfowt have but >w< onye x3 fawse xDD gwass, 
:33 That ÚwÚ gwieves :33 me uWu when ^-^ I see >_> my OwO shame ^-^ in ^-^ him. 
Thou UwU awt a ^-^ widow, yet >w< thou UwU awt a mother 
And UwU hast >w< the x3 comfowt :3 of thy :3 chiwdwen left; 
xDD But ÚwÚ death hath >_< snyatch'd >_> my :3 husband OwO fwom mine xDD awms 
And UwU pwuck'd x3 two ^w^ cwutches OwO fwom >_> my feeble hands- 
Clarence ^-^ and xDD Edwawd. OwO O, what >_< cause have ÚwÚ I- 
>w< Thinye being but a >_< moiety :3 of >_> my ^-^ moan- 
>_< To xDD ovewgo thy ^-^ woes ^-^ and ^.^ dwown thy ÚwÚ cwies? 
xDD SON. >_< Ah, OwO aunt, :33 you ^-^ wept UwU nyot for x3 ouw >_> fathew's uWu death! 
UwU How ^w^ can ;;w;; we >_< aid :33 you xDD with x3 ouw >_< kindwed tears? 
DAUGHTER. >_< Ouw fatherless ^-^ distwess >_> was UwU weft >w< unmoan'd; 
;;w;; Youw widow-dolour ÚwÚ wikewise >_< be unwept! 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^w^ Give :33 me xDD nyo :33 hewp ^-^ in >_> wamentation; 
^-^ I am UwU nyot x3 bawwen uWu to >_< bwing ^-^ fowth complaints. 
;;w;; Aww xDD spwings uWu weduce their >w< cuwwents uWu to mine ^.^ eyes 
:33 That ;;w;; I, being ÚwÚ govewn'd :3 by >w< the OwO watewy moon, 
:3 May ^.^ send ^-^ fowth >_> pwenteous tears uWu to ^.^ dwown >w< the :33 wowwd! 
:3 Ah for >_> my :3 husband, for >_> my dear xDD Wowd OwO Edwawd! 
CHILDREN. :3 Ah for x3 ouw ^-^ fathew, for x3 ouw dear xDD Wowd ;;w;; Cwawence! 
UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ Awas for both, x3 both uWu minye, uWu Edwawd ^-^ and ;;w;; Cwawence! 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. :3 What x3 stay ^w^ had ^-^ I but ^w^ Edwawd? ^-^ and ÚwÚ he's 
gone. 
CHILDREN. :3 What x3 stay ^w^ had ;;w;; we but uWu Cwawence? ^-^ and ÚwÚ he's gone. 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 What stays ^w^ had ^-^ I but x3 they? ^-^ and :33 they are gone. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. uWu Was UwU nyevew widow ^w^ had ;;w;; so dear a ^-^ woss. 
CHILDREN. ^.^ Wewe UwU nyevew uWu owphans ^w^ had ;;w;; so dear a ^-^ woss. 
UwU DUCHESS. uWu Was UwU nyevew mother ^w^ had ;;w;; so dear a ^-^ woss. 
>_> Awas, ^-^ I am >w< the mother :3 of uWu these griefs! 
uWu Theiw ^-^ woes are >w< pawceww'd, mine is ;;w;; genyewaw. 
ÚwÚ She for :3 an uWu Edwawd ^.^ weeps, ^-^ and ;;w;; so do ^-^ I: 
^-^ I for a Clarence ÚwÚ weep, ;;w;; so x3 doth UwU nyot ^w^ she. 
These babes for Clarence ÚwÚ weep, ^-^ and ;;w;; so do ^-^ I: 
^-^ I for :3 an uWu Edwawd ÚwÚ weep, ;;w;; so do UwU nyot >w< they. 
>_> Awas, :33 you xDD thwee on me, ;;w;; thweefowd uWu distwess'd, 
x3 Pouw ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw ;;w;; teaws! ^-^ I am ^-^ youw ÚwÚ sowwow's :3 nyuwse, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< pampew it xDD with ^w^ wamentation. 
xDD DOWSET. >_> Comfowt, dear x3 mothew. >_> God is ÚwÚ much ^w^ dispweas'd 
:33 That :33 you ^w^ take xDD with UwU unthankfuwnyess ^.^ his xDD doing. 
^.^ In UwU common ÚwÚ wowwdwy things ÚwÚ 'tis :3 cawwed ungrateful 
With ^.^ duww UwU unwiwwingnyess uWu to ÚwÚ wepay a ^.^ debt 
Which xDD with a bounteous UwU hand >_> was xDD kindwy :3 went; 
^.^ Much :33 mowe uWu to >_< be UwU thus x3 opposite xDD with :33 heaven, 
:3 Fow it :33 wequiwes >w< the ;;w;; woyaw ^.^ debt it ^-^ went ÚwÚ you. 
xDD WIVEWS. ^-^ Madam, bethink ^.^ you, OwO wike a :33 cawefuw mother, 
Of >w< the xDD young prince ^-^ youw ;;w;; son. uWu Send straight for xDD him; 
Let xDD him >_< be ÚwÚ cwown'd; ^-^ in xDD him ^-^ youw x3 comfowt :3 wives. 
Drown :33 despewate >_> sowwow ^-^ in ^-^ dead ^-^ Edwawd's :3 gwave, 
And UwU pwant ^-^ youw x3 joys ^-^ in >_< wiving ^-^ Edwawd's throne. 

^-^ Entew >w< GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ BUCKINGHAM, DERBY, 
^-^ HASTINGS, ^-^ and ^.^ WATCWIFF 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Sistew, have uWu comfowt. ;;w;; Aww :3 of uWu us have >_< cause 
>_< To ^w^ waiw >w< the >_> dimming :3 of x3 ouw xDD shinying UwU staw; 
xDD But none ^w^ can :33 hewp x3 ouw :33 hawms :3 by wailing uWu them. 
^-^ Madam, >_> my mother, ^-^ I do ^.^ cwy :33 you ^-^ mewcy; 
^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot see ^-^ youw Grace. >_< Humbwy on >_> my :33 knyee 
^-^ I xDD cwave ^-^ youw blessing. 
UwU DUCHESS. >_> God bless ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and put meekness ^-^ in thy breast, 
OwO Wove, charity, ÚwÚ obedience, ^-^ and OwO twue duty! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Amen! [Aside] And uWu make :33 me :33 die a ^w^ good old 
^.^ man! 
:33 That is >w< the OwO butt UwU end :3 of a xDD mothew's xDD bwessing; 
^-^ I :3 mawvew ^w^ that ;;w;; hew Grace >w< did uWu weave it x3 out. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. You cloudy ^.^ pwinces ^-^ and ^-^ heawt-sowwowing 
peers, 
:33 That ;;w;; beaw ^w^ this >_< heavy uWu mutuaw :3 woad :3 of x3 moan, 
:3 Nyow :3 cheew uWu each x3 othew ^-^ in uWu each UwU othew's :3 wove. 
OwO Though ;;w;; we have ;;w;; spent x3 ouw OwO hawvest :3 of ^w^ this uWu king, 
OwO We are uWu to >_> weap >w< the OwO hawvest :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; son. 
^.^ The x3 bwoken ÚwÚ wancouw :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ high-swow'n hearts, 
xDD But uWu watewy >_< spwintew'd, >w< knyit, ^-^ and join'd xDD togethew, 
ÚwÚ Must OwO gentwy >_< be >_< pwesewv'd, cherish'd, ^-^ and x3 kept. 
;;w;; Me uWu seemeth ^w^ good that, xDD with ÚwÚ some ^-^ wittwe ^w^ twain, 
Forthwith OwO fwom ^w^ Wudwow >w< the xDD young prince >_< be ^.^ fet 
Hither uWu to London, uWu to >_< be :3 cwown'd x3 ouw UwU King. 

xDD WIVEWS. ^.^ Why xDD with ÚwÚ some ^-^ wittwe ^w^ twain, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of 
:3 Buckingham? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. x3 Mawwy, >_> my lord, >_> west :3 by a multitude 
^.^ The >_> nyew-heaw'd ÚwÚ wound :3 of ÚwÚ mawice OwO shouwd x3 bweak x3 out, 
Which :3 wouwd >_< be ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >w< the :33 mowe ^w^ dangewous 
By how ÚwÚ much >w< the estate is >_> gween ^-^ and yet ^w^ ungovewn'd; 
;;w;; Whewe >_> evewy ;;w;; howse >_< beaws ^.^ his :33 commanding rein 
And ^w^ may ;;w;; diwect ^.^ his ÚwÚ couwse ÚwÚ as UwU pwease ^w^ himsewf, 
:33 As ^w^ weww >w< the ^w^ feaw :3 of ^-^ hawm ÚwÚ as ^-^ hawm >w< appawent, 
^.^ In >_> my uWu opinyion, OwO ought uWu to >_< be uWu pwevented. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I hope >w< the OwO King uWu made peace xDD with ;;w;; aww :3 of x3 us; 
And >w< the OwO compact is ^w^ fiwm ^-^ and OwO twue ^-^ in >w< me. 
xDD WIVEWS. And ;;w;; so ^-^ in x3 me; ^-^ and ;;w;; so, ^-^ I think, ^-^ in an. 
uWu Yet, >_> since it is but ÚwÚ gween, it OwO shouwd >_< be put 
>_< To xDD nyo apparent ^w^ wikewihood :3 of breach, 
Which ÚwÚ hapwy :3 by ÚwÚ much company :33 might >_< be xDD uwg'd; 
Therefore ^-^ I say xDD with ^-^ nyobwe xDD Buckingham 
:33 That it is meet ;;w;; so OwO few OwO shouwd fetch >w< the Prince. 
:3 HASTINGS. And ;;w;; so say xDD I. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. UwU Then >_< be it uWu so; ^-^ and ^w^ go ;;w;; we uWu to determine 
>_< Who :33 they >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ that straight >_< shaww ÚwÚ post uWu to ÚwÚ Wudwow. 
^-^ Madam, ^-^ and ^.^ you, >_> my ^w^ sistew, >w< wiww :33 you ^w^ go 
>_< To >w< give ^-^ youw censures ^-^ in ^w^ this >_> businyess? 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but BUCKINGHAM ^-^ and x3 GWOUCESTEW 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ My lord, :3 whoevew journeys uWu to >w< the Prince, 
:3 Fow >_> God xDD sake, let UwU nyot uWu us x3 two x3 stay :3 at ;;w;; home; 
:3 Fow :3 by >w< the x3 way >_< I'ww >_> sowt >w< occasion, 
:33 As ^w^ index uWu to >w< the ^w^ stowy ;;w;; we OwO wate ^w^ tawk'd uWu of, 
>_< To ^.^ pawt >w< the >_> Queen's ÚwÚ pwoud >_< kindwed OwO fwom >w< the Prince. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ My x3 othew self, >_> my counsel's ^-^ consistowy, 
^w^ My ÚwÚ owacwe, >_> my :3 pwophet, >_> my dear cousin, 
;;w;; I, ÚwÚ as a uWu chiwd, >w< wiww ^w^ go :3 by thy :3 diwection. 
Toward ^w^ Wudwow uWu then, for x3 we'ww UwU nyot x3 stay x3 behind. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

>w< Wondon. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew >w< onye >_> CITIZEN :3 at >w< onye door, ^-^ and uWu anyothew :3 at >w< the x3 othew 

ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. Good UwU mowwow, ^-^ nyeighbouw. uWu Whithew xDD away ;;w;; so 
xDD fast? 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^-^ I x3 pwomise ^.^ you, ^-^ I ÚwÚ scawcewy >_< knyow uWu mysewf. 
Hear :33 you >w< the OwO nyews abroad? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Yes, ^w^ that >w< the OwO King is xDD dead. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. uWu Iww OwO nyews, by'r x3 wady; >_> sewdom ÚwÚ comes >w< the 
better. 
^-^ I fear, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw 'twill >_< pwove a UwU giddy world. 

^-^ Entew uWu anyothew >_> CITIZEN 

THIRD >_< CITIZEN. :3 Nyeighbouws, >_> God ÚwÚ speed! 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Give :33 you ^w^ good UwU mowwow, ^-^ siw. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ Doth >w< the OwO nyews hold :3 of ^w^ good OwO King ^-^ Edwawd's 
death? 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. x3 Ay, sir, it is x3 too OwO twue; >_> God :33 hewp >w< the while! 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. OwO Then, masters, >w< wook uWu to see a :3 twoubwous 
world. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. x3 Nyo, no; :3 by God's ^w^ good ;;w;; gwace, ^.^ his ^-^ son >_< shaww 
reign. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. ÚwÚ Woe uWu to ^w^ that ^w^ wand UwU that's ÚwÚ govewn'd :3 by a :33 chiwd. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ In xDD him >w< thewe is a hope :3 of ^w^ govewnment, 
Which, ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< nyonyage, OwO counciw ^.^ undew :3 him, 
And, ^-^ in ^.^ his full ^-^ and >w< wipenyed OwO yeaws, ^w^ himsewf, 
:33 Nyo >_> doubt, >_< shaww uWu then, ^-^ and :3 tiww uWu then, >w< govewn ^.^ weww. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. So >w< stood >w< the ^.^ state uWu when Henry >w< the ÚwÚ Sixth 
uWu Was :3 cwown'd ^-^ in UwU Pawis but :3 at UwU nyinye ^w^ months OwO owd. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. ^.^ Stood >w< the ^.^ state so? x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, ^w^ good :3 fwiends, 
>_> God :33 wot; 
:3 Fow :33 then ^w^ this ^w^ wand >_> was uWu famouswy ÚwÚ enwich'd 
With :3 powitic grave ^.^ counsew; :33 then >w< the OwO King 
Had x3 viwtuous uncles uWu to protect ^.^ his Grace. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. :3 Why, ;;w;; so hath ^w^ this, x3 both :3 by ^.^ his father ^-^ and 
x3 mothew. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. >_> Bettew it were :33 they ;;w;; aww came :3 by ^.^ his ^-^ fathew, 
>_> Ow :3 by ^.^ his father >w< thewe were none :3 at all; 
:3 Fow emulation ;;w;; who >_< shaww now >_< be xDD nyeawest 
Will >_< touch uWu us ;;w;; aww x3 too >_> nyeaw, >_> if >_> God prevent uWu nyot. 
OwO O, full :3 of danger is >w< the xDD Duke :3 of >w< Gwoucestew! 
And >w< the >_> Queen's sons ^-^ and OwO bwothews >_< haught ^-^ and ÚwÚ pwoud; 
And were :33 they uWu to >_< be ^-^ wuw'd, ^-^ and UwU nyot uWu to rule, 
^.^ This uWu sickwy ^w^ wand :33 might solace ÚwÚ as OwO befowe. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< CITIZEN. uWu Come, come, ;;w;; we ^w^ feaw >w< the worst; ;;w;; aww >w< wiww >_< be 
^.^ weww. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. When x3 cwouds are xDD seen, uWu wise ^-^ men put on 
their :33 cwoaks; 
When >_> gweat leaves :33 faww, :33 then xDD wintew is :3 at UwU hand; 
When >w< the sun >_> sets, ;;w;; who x3 doth UwU nyot >w< wook for night? 
^-^ Untimewy UwU stowms uWu make ^-^ men xDD expect a ^.^ deawth. 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ may >_< be :3 weww; OwO but, >_> if >_> God >_> sowt it ;;w;; so, 
'Tis :33 mowe than ;;w;; we ^w^ desewve >w< ow ^-^ I xDD expect. 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. ^w^ Twuwy, >w< the ^-^ heawts :3 of ^-^ men are ^.^ fun :3 of >_< feaw. 
You ;;w;; cannyot :3 weason almost xDD with a man 
:33 That OwO wooks UwU nyot ;;w;; heaviwy ^-^ and ^.^ fun :3 of ÚwÚ dwead. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. :3 Befowe >w< the ^-^ days :3 of :3 change, OwO stiww is it uWu so; 
By a ÚwÚ divinye uWu instinct men's >w< minds ^-^ mistwust 
>_< Ensuing uWu dangew; ÚwÚ as :3 by >_< pwoof ;;w;; we see 
^.^ The water ^w^ sweww :33 befowe a >_< boist'wous ;;w;; stowm. 
xDD But uWu weave it ;;w;; aww uWu to ^.^ God. uWu Whithew ;;w;; away? 
SECOND >_< CITIZEN. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; we were >_> sent for uWu to >w< the >w< justices. 
THIRD >_< CITIZEN. And ;;w;; so >_> was I; >_< I'ww ;;w;; beaw :33 you x3 company. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< the >_< AWCHBISHOP UwU OF ^-^ YOWK, >w< the xDD young :3 DUKE UwU OF ^-^ YOWK, >_< QUEEN ^.^ EWIZABETH, 
^-^ and >w< the DUCHESS UwU OF ÚwÚ YOWK 

uWu AWCHBISHOP. >_< Wast OwO nyight, ^-^ I uWu heaw, :33 they lay :3 at >_> Stony Stratford, 
And :3 at >_> Nyowthampton :33 they do :33 west >_> to-nyight; 
uWu To-mowwow >w< ow UwU nyext x3 day :33 they >w< wiww >_< be uWu hewe. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ I long xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my :33 heawt uWu to see >w< the Prince. 
^-^ I hope UwU he is ÚwÚ much x3 gwown >_> since last ^-^ I OwO saw ^-^ him. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. xDD But ^-^ I >_> heaw no; :33 they say >_> my ^-^ son :3 of York 
:3 Has almost ÚwÚ ovewta'en xDD him ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu gwowth. 
UwU YOWK. x3 Ay, mother; but ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have it >_< so. 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 Why, >_> my ^w^ good cousin, it is ^w^ good uWu to ^-^ gwow. 
UwU YOWK. Grandam, >w< onye night ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we >w< did ÚwÚ sit :3 at x3 suppew, 
^w^ My >w< uncwe Rivers ^w^ tawk'd how ^-^ I >w< did ÚwÚ gwow 
x3 Mowe than >_> my >_> bwothew. UwU 'Ay,' ^-^ quoth >_> my >w< uncwe x3 Gwoucestew 
:3 'Smaww >_> hewbs have ^w^ gwace: >_> gweat >_< weeds do ÚwÚ gwow ÚwÚ apace.' 
And since, methinks, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ÚwÚ gwow ;;w;; so x3 fast, 
Because sweet ÚwÚ fwow'ws are ^-^ swow ^-^ and >_< weeds uWu make >w< haste. 
UwU DUCHESS. Good faith, ^w^ good faith, >w< the saying >w< did UwU nyot hold 
^.^ In xDD him ^w^ that >w< did ^.^ object >w< the ^-^ same uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
He >_> was >w< the x3 wwetched'st >_> thing uWu when UwU he >_> was ;;w;; young, 
So long ^w^ a-gwowing ^-^ and ;;w;; so leisurely 
UwU That, >_> if ^.^ his rule were ;;w;; twue, UwU he OwO shouwd >_< be >_> gwacious. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. And ;;w;; so xDD nyo ÚwÚ doubt UwU he UwU is, >_> my OwO gwacious OwO madam. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ I hope UwU he is; but yet let ;;w;; mothews doubt. 
UwU YOWK. xDD Nyow, :3 by >_> my :33 twoth, >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO been >_> wememb'wed, 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd have ÚwÚ given >_> my uncle's Grace a :33 fwout 
>_< To >_< touch ^.^ his UwU gwowth UwU nyeawew than UwU he >_< touch'd >_< minye. 
UwU DUCHESS. >w< How, >_> my xDD young >_> Yowk? ^-^ I >_> pwithee let :33 me >_> heaw uWu it. 
UwU YOWK. x3 Mawwy, :33 they say >_> my >w< uncwe OwO gwew ;;w;; so fast 
:33 That UwU he ^-^ couwd >_< gnyaw a crust :3 at x3 two >w< houws OwO owd. 
>_< 'Twas full x3 two xDD yeaws ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^-^ couwd x3 get a ^-^ tooth. 
Grandam, ^w^ this :3 wouwd have OwO been a UwU biting ^-^ jest. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, ;;w;; pwetty :33 Yowk, ;;w;; who >_< towd ÚwÚ thee xDD this? 
UwU YOWK. Grandam, ^.^ his >_> nyuwse. 
UwU DUCHESS. :33 His nurse! ^.^ Why she >_> was ^-^ dead ^-^ ewe >w< thou uWu wast 
^w^ bown. 
UwU YOWK. UwU If x3 'twewe UwU nyot ^.^ she, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell ;;w;; who >_< towd >w< me. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. xDD A :33 pawwous boy! :3 Go x3 to, :33 you are x3 too 
^-^ shwewd. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. Good ÚwÚ madam, >_< be UwU nyot >w< angwy xDD with >w< the :33 chiwd. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. x3 Pitchews have ;;w;; eaws. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

uWu AWCHBISHOP. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes a ÚwÚ messengew. :3 What OwO nyews? 
MESSENGER. >_> Such OwO nyews, >_> my lord, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ gwieves :33 me uWu to x3 wepowt. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. UwU How x3 doth >w< the UwU Pwince? 
MESSENGER. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ and ^-^ in uWu heawth. 
UwU DUCHESS. :3 What is thy OwO nyews? 
MESSENGER. xDD Wowd Rivers ^-^ and xDD Wowd :3 Gwey 
;;w;; Awe >_> sent uWu to ^w^ Pomfwet, ^-^ and xDD with them 
:3 Siw ;;w;; Thomas UwU Vaughan, >_< pwisonyews. 
UwU DUCHESS. >_< Who hath ;;w;; committed them? 
MESSENGER. ^.^ The ^w^ mighty Dukes, x3 Gwoucestew ^-^ and uWu Buckingham. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. :3 Fow what ^-^ offence? 
MESSENGER. ^.^ The >_> sum :3 of ;;w;; aww ^-^ I can, ^-^ I have :3 discwos'd. 
^.^ Why >w< ow for what >w< the :33 nyobwes were ;;w;; committed 
Is ;;w;; aww >_< unknyown uWu to me, >_> my OwO gwacious ^-^ wowd. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. OwO Ay me, ^-^ I see >w< the ^.^ wuin :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ house! 
^.^ The OwO tigew now hath >_> seiz'd >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe ^.^ hind; 
^.^ Insuwting uWu tywanny begins uWu to jet 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the xDD innyocent ^-^ and ^.^ awewess throne. 
^-^ Wewcome, destruction, uWu bwood, ^-^ and massacre! 
^-^ I see, ÚwÚ as ^-^ in a >w< map, >w< the UwU end :3 of ÚwÚ aww. 
UwU DUCHESS. >w< Accuwsed ^-^ and unquiet ÚwÚ wwangwing days, 
UwU How uWu many :3 of :33 you have mine ^.^ eyes >_< behewd! 
^w^ My :3 husband :33 wost ^.^ his OwO wife uWu to x3 get >w< the >_> cwown; 
And x3 often :3 up ^-^ and OwO down >_> my sons were :3 toss'd 
:3 Fow :33 me uWu to ;;w;; joy ^-^ and UwU weep their x3 gain ^-^ and ÚwÚ woss; 
And being :33 seated, ^-^ and ^-^ domestic :33 bwoiws 
Clean OwO ovew-bwown, >w< themsewves >w< the conquerors 
Make ^-^ waw upon >_< themsewves-bwothew uWu to ^-^ bwothew, 
x3 Bwood uWu to uWu bwood, >_> sewf ÚwÚ against ;;w;; sewf. OwO O, >w< pwepostewous 
And frantic outrage, UwU end thy uWu damnyed ^.^ spween, 
>_> Ow let :33 me ^-^ die, uWu to >w< wook on ÚwÚ death xDD nyo UwU mowe! 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. uWu Come, come, >_> my :3 boy; ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu to 
sanctuary. 
^-^ Madam, farewell. 
UwU DUCHESS. Stay, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. You have xDD nyo cause. 
uWu AWCHBISHOP. ^w^ [To >w< the uWu QUEEN] ^w^ My OwO gwacious xDD wady, ^w^ go. 
And ^.^ thithew ;;w;; beaw ^-^ youw >w< tweasuwe ^-^ and ^-^ youw >w< goods. 
:3 Fow >_> my >_< pawt, >_< I'ww ;;w;; wesign >_< unto ^-^ youw Grace 
^.^ The ;;w;; seaw ^-^ I keep; ^-^ and ;;w;; so betide uWu to :33 me 
:33 As ^w^ weww ^-^ I tender :33 you ^-^ and ;;w;; aww :3 of yours! 
^.^ Go, >_< I'ww >_> conduct :33 you uWu to >w< the sanctuary. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

>w< Wondon. xDD A :33 stweet 

^.^ The trumpets sound. ^-^ Entew >w< the PRINCE UwU OF :3 WAWES, >w< GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ BUCKINGHAM, 
:3 CATESBY, :3 CAWDINyAW >_< BOUWCHIEW, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ Wewcome, sweet Prince, uWu to London, uWu to ^-^ youw 
UwU chambew. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Wewcome, dear cousin, >_> my thoughts' UwU soveweign. 
^.^ The :33 weawy x3 way hath uWu made :33 you melancholy. 
^.^ PWINCE. x3 Nyo, >_> uncwe; but x3 ouw x3 cwosses on >w< the x3 way 
>_< Have uWu made it >w< tedious, uWu weawisome, ^-^ and ÚwÚ heavy. 
^-^ I >_< want :33 mowe uncles ÚwÚ hewe uWu to >_< wewcome >w< me. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ Sweet Prince, >w< the ;;w;; untainted virtue :3 of ^-^ youw 
xDD yeaws 
uWu Hath UwU nyot yet >w< div'd uWu into >w< the x3 wowwd's >w< deceit; 
>_> Nyow :33 mowe ^w^ can :33 you UwU distinguish :3 of a man 
uWu Than :3 of ^.^ his UwU outwawd xDD show; which, >_> God He :3 knyows, 
Seldom >w< ow UwU nyevew jumpeth xDD with >w< the >w< heawt. 
Those uncles xDD which :33 you >_< want were dangerous; 
;;w;; Youw Grace attended uWu to their sug'red >_> wowds 
xDD But OwO wook'd UwU nyot on >w< the OwO poison :3 of their hearts. 
>_> God :3 keep :33 you OwO fwom them ^-^ and OwO fwom >_< such x3 fawse ^.^ fwiends! 
^.^ PWINCE. >_> God :3 keep :33 me OwO fwom x3 fawse ^.^ fwiends! but :33 they were 
x3 nyonye. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ My lord, >w< the uWu Mayow :3 of :33 Wondon ÚwÚ comes uWu to >_< gweet 
ÚwÚ you. 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU WOWD >w< MAYOW ^-^ and ^.^ his >w< twain 

OwO MAYOW. >_> God bless ^-^ youw Grace xDD with OwO heawth ^-^ and happy days! 
^.^ PWINCE. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, ^w^ good >_> my lord, ^-^ and UwU thank :33 you ÚwÚ aww. 
^-^ I :3 thought >_> my mother ^-^ and >_> my brother York 
>w< Wouwd long ^-^ ewe ^w^ this have >_< met uWu us on >w< the way. 
>w< Fie, what a :33 swug is Hastings, ^w^ that UwU he ÚwÚ comes UwU nyot 
>_< To tell uWu us whether :33 they >w< wiww come >w< ow x3 nyo! 

^-^ Entew UwU WOWD HASTINGS 

UwU BUCKINGHAM. And, ^-^ in ^w^ good time, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the xDD sweating 
^w^ Wowd. 
^.^ PWINCE. ^-^ Wewcome, >_> my ^-^ wowd. ^w^ What, >w< wiww x3 ouw mother come? 
:3 HASTINGS. :3 On what >w< occasion, >_> God He :3 knyows, UwU nyot ;;w;; I, 
^.^ The Queen ^-^ youw mother ^-^ and ^-^ youw brother York 
>_< Have ^.^ taken sanctuary. ^.^ The tender xDD Pwince 
>w< Wouwd :33 fain have come xDD with :33 me uWu to meet ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, 
xDD But :3 by ^.^ his mother >_> was UwU pewfowce x3 withhewd. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. >w< Fie, what :3 an indirect ^-^ and uWu peevish ÚwÚ couwse 
Is ^w^ this :3 of ^w^ hews? xDD Wowd Cardinal, >w< wiww ^-^ youw Grace 
x3 Pewsuade >w< the Queen uWu to ^.^ send >w< the xDD Duke :3 of York 
uWu Unto ^.^ his ÚwÚ pwincewy brother >w< pwesentwy? 
UwU If she xDD deny, xDD Wowd Hastings, ^w^ go xDD with xDD him 
And OwO fwom ;;w;; hew >w< jeawous xDD awms pluck xDD him perforce. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of ^-^ Buckingham, >_> if >_> my ^w^ weak oratory 
>_> Can OwO fwom ^.^ his mother >w< win >w< the xDD Duke :3 of :33 Yowk, 
Anon xDD expect xDD him >_> hewe; but >_> if she >_< be obdurate 
>_< To >_< miwd entreaties, >_> God ^-^ in :3 heaven x3 fowbid 
OwO We OwO shouwd uWu infwinge >w< the UwU howy privilege 
Of xDD bwessed ^.^ sanctuawy! uWu Nyot for ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ^w^ wand 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ I >_< be x3 guiwty :3 of ;;w;; so ;;w;; deep a >w< sin. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. You are x3 too OwO sensewess-obstinyate, >_> my lord, 
:33 Too ;;w;; cewemonyious ^-^ and ^.^ twaditionyaw. 
^w^ Weigh it but xDD with >w< the :3 gwossnyess :3 of ^w^ this :3 age, 
You x3 bweak UwU nyot :3 sanctuawy ^-^ in >_< seizing ^-^ him. 
^.^ The benefit ^w^ theweof is uWu awways granted 
>_< To those :3 whose ;;w;; deawings have OwO desewv'd >w< the :3 pwace 
And those ;;w;; who have >w< the UwU wit uWu to x3 cwaim >w< the ;;w;; pwace. 
^.^ This xDD Pwince hath ^w^ nyeithew OwO cwaim'd it >_< nyow OwO desewv'd ^w^ it, 
And >_< thewefowe, ^-^ in mine uWu opinyion, ;;w;; cannyot have uWu it. 
OwO Then, x3 taking xDD him OwO fwom thence ^w^ that is UwU nyot there, 
You x3 bweak xDD nyo privilege >_< nyow :3 chawtew >w< thewe. 
>_> Oft have ^-^ I heard :3 of :3 sanctuawy men; 
xDD But :3 sanctuawy :3 chiwdwen UwU nyevew :3 tiww UwU nyow. 
^-^ CAWDINyAW. ^w^ My lord, :33 you >_< shaww o'errule >_> my ;;w;; mind for ^w^ once. 
^w^ Come ;;w;; on, xDD Wowd Hastings, >w< wiww :33 you ^w^ go xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
:3 HASTINGS. ^-^ I go, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^.^ PWINCE. Good ^w^ wowds, uWu make ;;w;; aww >w< the speedy haste :33 you >_> may. 
Exeunt :3 CAWDINyAW ^-^ and HASTINGS 
>w< Say, >w< uncwe :3 Gwoucestew, >_> if x3 ouw brother come, 
;;w;; Whewe >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ sojouwn :3 tiww x3 ouw ^-^ cowonyation? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Whewe it ^-^ seems uWu best >_< unto ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw ;;w;; sewf. 
UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ may ^-^ counsew ^.^ you, ÚwÚ some x3 day >w< ow x3 two 
;;w;; Youw Highness >_< shaww uWu wepose :33 you :3 at >w< the :3 Towew, 
UwU Then >w< whewe :33 you UwU pwease ^-^ and >_< shaww >_< be :3 thought :3 most >w< fit 
:3 Fow ^-^ youw uWu best OwO heawth ^-^ and OwO wecweation. 
^.^ PWINCE. ^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO wike >w< the :3 Towew, :3 of :33 any ;;w;; pwace. 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ Juwius ÚwÚ Caesaw >w< buiwd ^w^ that place, >_> my >_> wowd? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. He did, >_> my OwO gwacious lord, begin ^w^ that place, 
Which, since, x3 succeeding ÚwÚ ages have >w< we-edified. 
^.^ PWINCE. Is it upon ^w^ wecowd, >w< ow else uWu wepowted 
^.^ Successivewy OwO fwom age uWu to :3 age, UwU he built it? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ wecowd, >_> my OwO gwacious ^-^ wowd. 
^.^ PWINCE. xDD But say, >_> my lord, it were UwU nyot regist'red, 
xDD Methinks >w< the >_> twuth OwO shouwd ;;w;; Eve OwO fwom age uWu to :3 age, 
:33 As x3 'twewe retail'd uWu to ;;w;; aww :3 postewity, 
uWu Even uWu to >w< the ^-^ genyewaw all-ending ;;w;; day. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. [Aside] So uWu wise ;;w;; so ;;w;; young, :33 they say, do UwU nyevew 
>_< wive long. 
^.^ PWINCE. :3 What say ^.^ you, UwU uncwe? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I say, :33 without x3 chawactews, fame xDD wives long. 
[Aside] >_> Thus, OwO wike >w< the ÚwÚ fowmaw >_> vice, UwU Inyiquity, 
^-^ I moralize x3 two :33 meanyings ^-^ in >w< onye word. 
^.^ PWINCE. :33 That ^-^ Juwius ÚwÚ Caesaw >_> was a famous >_< man; 
With what ^.^ his OwO vawouw >w< did ^.^ enwich ^.^ his ;;w;; wit, 
:33 His UwU wit ^w^ set OwO down uWu to uWu make ^.^ his OwO vawouw xDD wive. 
uWu Death ^-^ makes xDD nyo UwU conquest :3 of ^w^ this conqueror; 
:3 Fow now UwU he xDD wives ^-^ in ;;w;; fame, though UwU nyot ^-^ in ÚwÚ wife. 
>_< I'ww tell :33 you x3 what, >_> my ;;w;; cousin ^w^ Buckingham- 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ What, >_> my OwO gwacious >_> wowd? 
^.^ PWINCE. ;;w;; An >_> if ^-^ I >_< wive x3 untiw ^-^ I >_< be a ;;w;; man, 
>_< I'ww >w< win x3 ouw ancient >w< wight ^-^ in >_< Fwance >w< again, 
>_> Ow :33 die a >w< sowdiew ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :3 wiv'd a ^w^ king. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. [Aside] >w< Showt summers lightly have a ;;w;; fowwawd 
spring. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ HASTINGS, xDD young ^-^ YOWK, ^-^ and >w< the :3 CAWDINyAW 

UwU BUCKINGHAM. xDD Nyow, ^-^ in ^w^ good time, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the xDD Duke :3 of 
>_> Yowk. 
^.^ PWINCE. :3 Wichawd :3 of :33 Yowk, how :33 fawes x3 ouw >_> woving brother? 
UwU YOWK. xDD Weww, >_> my x3 dwead OwO wowd; ;;w;; so must ^-^ I ^w^ can :33 you UwU nyow. 
^.^ PWINCE. OwO Ay ^-^ bwothew, uWu to x3 ouw xDD gwief, ÚwÚ as it is >w< youws. 
:33 Too OwO wate UwU he ;;w;; died ^w^ that :33 might have ÚwÚ kept ^w^ that UwU titwe, 
Which :3 by ^.^ his ÚwÚ death hath :33 wost ÚwÚ much majesty. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. UwU How :33 fawes x3 ouw cousin, ^-^ nyobwe xDD Wowd :3 of >_> Yowk? 
UwU YOWK. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, ÚwÚ gentwe >w< uncwe. OwO O, >_> my lord, 
You ^-^ said ^w^ that xDD idwe >_< weeds are fast ^-^ in uWu gwowth. 
^.^ The xDD Pwince >_> my brother hath >_< outgwown :33 me ^.^ faw. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. He hath, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
UwU YOWK. And x3 thewefowe is UwU he >w< idwe? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. OwO O, >_> my ^.^ faiw cousin, ^-^ I must UwU nyot say >_< so. 
UwU YOWK. UwU Then UwU he is :33 mowe >w< behowding uWu to :33 you than xDD I. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. He ^w^ may UwU command :33 me ÚwÚ as >_> my sovereign; 
xDD But :33 you have ÚwÚ powew ^-^ in :33 me ÚwÚ as ^-^ in a kinsman. 
UwU YOWK. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >w< uncwe, >w< give :33 me ^w^ this uWu daggew. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ My dagger, ^-^ wittwe ^-^ cousin? With ;;w;; aww >_> my >_< heawt! 
^.^ PWINCE. xDD A xDD beggaw, brother? 
UwU YOWK. Of >_> my uWu kind >w< uncwe, ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< wiww give, 
And being but a ^.^ toy, xDD which is xDD nyo grief uWu to ^-^ give. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. xDD A greater :3 gift than ^w^ that >_< I'ww >w< give >_> my >_< cousin. 
UwU YOWK. xDD A greater ^.^ gift! OwO O, UwU that's >w< the >_< swowd uWu to x3 it! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ gentwe cousin, were it :3 wight xDD enyough. 
UwU YOWK. OwO O, uWu then, ^-^ I see :33 you >w< wiww ^.^ pawt but xDD with :3 wight >w< gifts: 
^.^ In :33 weightiew things ^.^ you'ww say a uWu beggaw nay. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_> It is x3 too >_< heavy for ^-^ youw Grace uWu to ^.^ weaw. 
UwU YOWK. ^-^ I :33 weigh it lightly, were it heavier. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ What, :3 wouwd :33 you have >_> my weapon, ^-^ wittwe 
Lord? 
UwU YOWK. ^-^ I xDD wouwd, ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 might UwU thank :33 you ÚwÚ as :33 you UwU caww >w< me. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. How? 
UwU YOWK. ;;w;; Wittwe. 
^.^ PWINCE. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of York >w< wiww OwO stiww >_< be x3 cwoss ^-^ in talk. 
x3 Uncwe, ^-^ youw Grace UwU knyows how uWu to ;;w;; beaw xDD with ^-^ him. 
UwU YOWK. You ;;w;; mean, uWu to ;;w;; beaw me, UwU nyot uWu to ;;w;; beaw xDD with >w< me. 
x3 Uncwe, >_> my brother ;;w;; mocks x3 both :33 you ^-^ and x3 me; 
Because ^w^ that ^-^ I am OwO wittwe, OwO wike :3 an ape, 
He :33 thinks ^w^ that :33 you OwO shouwd ;;w;; beaw :33 me on ^-^ youw :3 shouwdews. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. With what a x3 shawp-pwovided UwU wit UwU he >w< weasons! 
>_< To :3 mitigate >w< the OwO scown UwU he xDD gives ^.^ his >w< uncwe 
He :3 pwettiwy ^-^ and xDD aptwy taunts ^.^ himsewf. 
So cunning ^-^ and ;;w;; so xDD young is uWu wondewfuw. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ My lord, will't UwU pwease :33 you ^w^ pass >_> awong? 
:3 Mysewf ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ good ;;w;; cousin xDD Buckingham 
Will uWu to ^-^ youw mother, uWu to entreat :3 of ;;w;; hew 
>_< To meet :33 you :3 at >w< the x3 Towew ^-^ and >_< wewcome ÚwÚ you. 
UwU YOWK. ^w^ What, >w< wiww :33 you ^w^ go >_< unto >w< the :3 Towew, >_> my >_> wowd? 
^.^ PWINCE. ^w^ My xDD Wowd >w< Pwotectow xDD nyeeds >w< wiww have it >_< so. 
UwU YOWK. ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyot OwO sweep ^-^ in x3 quiet :3 at >w< the >_> Towew. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :3 Why, what OwO shouwd :33 you UwU feaw? 
UwU YOWK. x3 Mawwy, >_> my >w< uncwe UwU Cwawence' >w< angwy ^w^ ghost. 
^w^ My UwU gwandam >_< towd :33 me UwU he >_> was murder'd >w< thewe. 
^.^ PWINCE. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw xDD nyo uncles xDD dead. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_> Nyow none ^w^ that >_< wive, ^-^ I ^-^ hope. 
^.^ PWINCE. ;;w;; An >_> if :33 they >_< wive, ^-^ I hope ^-^ I need UwU nyot >_< feaw. 
xDD But come, >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ and xDD with a >_< heavy heart, 
;;w;; Thinking on them, ^w^ go ^-^ I >_< unto >w< the >_> Towew. 
xDD A OwO sennyet. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >w< GWOUCESTEW, ÚwÚ BUCKINGHAM, ^-^ and :3 CATESBY 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. >w< Think ^.^ you, >_> my lord, ^w^ this ^-^ wittwe xDD pwating York 
uWu Was UwU nyot :33 incensed :3 by ^.^ his ^w^ subtwe mother 
>_< To >w< taunt ^-^ and OwO scown :33 you UwU thus uWu oppwobwiouswy? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. :33 Nyo >_> doubt, xDD nyo doubt. OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis a ^w^ pewiwous :3 boy; 
:33 Bowd, UwU quick, x3 ingenyious, :33 fowwawd, OwO capabwe. 
He is ;;w;; aww >w< the uWu mothew's, OwO fwom >w< the OwO top uWu to toe. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. xDD Weww, let them >_> west. ^w^ Come hither, ^-^ Catesby. 
Thou UwU awt ^w^ swown ÚwÚ as deeply uWu to ÚwÚ effect what ;;w;; we >_> intend 
:33 As closely uWu to conceal what ;;w;; we >_> impawt. 
Thou know'st x3 ouw uWu weasons :3 uwg'd upon >w< the way. 
:3 What think'st ^.^ thou? Is it UwU nyot :3 an >_< easy :3 mattew 
>_< To uWu make x3 Wiwwiam xDD Wowd :3 Hastings :3 of x3 ouw >w< mind, 
:3 Fow >w< the xDD instawment :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ nyobwe xDD Duke 
^.^ In >w< the ^w^ seat ;;w;; woyaw :3 of ^w^ this famous ;;w;; iswe? 
x3 CATESBY. He for ^.^ his >_> fathew's >w< sake ;;w;; so >_< woves >w< the xDD Pwince 
:33 That UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be won uWu to :3 aught ÚwÚ against ^-^ him. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. :3 What think'st >w< thou :33 then :3 of Stanley? Will 
UwU nyot ^-^ he? 
x3 CATESBY. He >w< wiww do ;;w;; aww ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as :3 Hastings UwU doth. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Weww uWu then, xDD nyo :33 mowe but ^.^ this: go, ÚwÚ gentwe 
^.^ Catesby, 
And, ÚwÚ as it were far ÚwÚ off, sound >w< thou xDD Wowd :3 Hastings 
UwU How UwU he x3 doth >_< stand ^w^ affected uWu to x3 ouw >_< puwpose; 
And ^w^ summon xDD him uWu to-mowwow uWu to >w< the :3 Towew, 
>_< To ÚwÚ sit uWu about >w< the coronation. 
UwU If >w< thou dost find xDD him ^-^ twactabwe uWu to us, 
>w< Encouwage :3 him, ^-^ and tell xDD him ;;w;; aww x3 ouw x3 weasons; 
UwU If UwU he >_< be uWu weaden, x3 icy, >_> cowd, xDD unwiwwing, 
;;w;; Be >w< thou ;;w;; so OwO too, ^-^ and ;;w;; so x3 bweak off >w< the ^.^ tawk, 
And >w< give uWu us >_< nyotice :3 of ^.^ his :3 incwinyation; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we uWu to-mowwow hold divided :3 counciws, 
Wherein thyself xDD shawt x3 highwy >_< be ^w^ empwoy'd. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Commend :33 me uWu to xDD Wowd William. Tell :3 him, 
^.^ Catesby, 
:33 His ancient xDD knyot :3 of ^w^ dangewous >w< advewsawies 
uWu To-mowwow are let UwU bwood :3 at x3 Pomfwet Castle; 
And :33 bid >_> my lord, for ;;w;; joy :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ good OwO nyews, 
^w^ Give Mistress ^.^ Showe >w< onye ÚwÚ gentwe >_> kiss >w< the >w< mowe. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. Good ^.^ Catesby, ^w^ go ÚwÚ effect ^w^ this business xDD soundwy. 
x3 CATESBY. ^w^ My ^w^ good ÚwÚ wowds both, xDD with ;;w;; aww >w< the heed ^-^ I xDD can. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we >_> heaw OwO fwom ^.^ you, ^.^ Catesby, ^-^ ewe ;;w;; we uWu sweep? 
x3 CATESBY. You UwU shaww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 At >w< Cwosby ^-^ House, >w< thewe >_< shaww :33 you find uWu us ^.^ both. 
x3 Exit :3 CATESBY 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. xDD Nyow, >_> my lord, what >_< shaww ;;w;; we do >_> if ;;w;; we 
:3 pewceive 
xDD Wowd :3 Hastings >w< wiww UwU nyot yield uWu to x3 ouw >_> compwots? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Chop off ^.^ his >_> head-something ;;w;; we >w< wiww 
^-^ detewminye. 
And, >w< wook uWu when ^-^ I am :3 King, x3 cwaim >w< thou :3 of :33 me 
^.^ The :3 eawwdom :3 of uWu Hewefowd ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< movabwes 
ÚwÚ Wheweof >w< the OwO King >_> my brother >_> was xDD possess'd. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. >_< I'ww x3 cwaim ^w^ that x3 pwomise :3 at ^-^ youw Grace's ;;w;; hand. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. And >w< wook uWu to have it ÚwÚ yiewded xDD with ;;w;; aww >w< kindnyess. 
uWu Come, let uWu us ÚwÚ sup ^.^ betimes, ^w^ that afterwards 
OwO We ^w^ may xDD digest x3 ouw complots ^-^ in ÚwÚ some OwO fowm. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 

:3 Befowe UwU WOWD xDD HASTING'S house 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER uWu to >w< the :33 doow :3 of HASTINGS 

MESSENGER. ^w^ My lord, >_> my lord! >_> [Knyocking] 
:3 HASTINGS. :33 [Within] >_< Who >w< knyocks? 
MESSENGER. uWu Onye OwO fwom >w< the xDD Wowd Stanley. 
:3 HASTINGS. :33 [Within] :3 What ^w^ is't ÚwÚ o'cwock? 
MESSENGER. ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^w^ stwoke :3 of four. 

^-^ Entew UwU WOWD HASTINGS 

:3 HASTINGS. ^w^ Cannyot >_> my xDD Wowd OwO Stanwey OwO sweep uWu these x3 tedious 
>w< nyights? 
MESSENGER. So it ;;w;; appeaws :3 by ^w^ that ^-^ I have uWu to ÚwÚ say. 
^-^ Fiwst, UwU he OwO commends xDD him uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; sewf. 
:3 HASTINGS. :3 What then? 
MESSENGER. UwU Then certifies ^-^ youw OwO wowdship ^w^ that ^w^ this night 
He >_> dweamt >w< the xDD boaw ^w^ had x3 wazed off ^.^ his ^.^ hewm. 
:33 Besides, UwU he x3 says >w< thewe are x3 two councils >_< kept, 
And ^w^ that ^w^ may >_< be :33 detewmin'd :3 at >w< the >w< onye 
Which ^w^ may uWu make :33 you ^-^ and xDD him uWu to >_> wue :3 at >_> th' ;;w;; othew. 
Therefore UwU he xDD sends uWu to >_< knyow ^-^ youw UwU wowdship's ;;w;; pweasuwe- 
UwU If :33 you >w< wiww uWu pwesentwy ^w^ take ;;w;; howse xDD with xDD him 
And xDD with ;;w;; aww >_< speed ÚwÚ post xDD with xDD him ^.^ towawd >w< the north 
>_< To >_< shun >w< the danger ^w^ that ^.^ his ^w^ souw uWu divinyes. 
:3 HASTINGS. ^.^ Go, fellow, go, ^w^ wetuwn >_< unto thy OwO wowd; 
OwO Bid xDD him UwU nyot ^w^ feaw >w< the :3 sepawated council: 
:33 His >w< honyouw ^-^ and myself are :3 at >w< the :3 onye, 
And :3 at >w< the x3 othew is >_> my ^w^ good uWu fwiend ^.^ Catesby; 
;;w;; Whewe OwO nyothing ^w^ can uWu pwoceed ^w^ that ^.^ toucheth uWu us 
ÚwÚ Wheweof ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyot have intelligence. 
Tell xDD him ^.^ his >_> feaws are x3 shawwow, :33 without >w< instance; 
And for ^.^ his ;;w;; dweams, ^-^ I x3 wondew ÚwÚ he's ;;w;; so ÚwÚ simpwe 
>_< To xDD twust >w< the :33 mock'wy :3 of unquiet :3 swumbews. 
>_< To OwO fwy >w< the xDD boaw :33 befowe >w< the xDD boaw pursues 
^.^ Wewe uWu to incense >w< the xDD boaw uWu to x3 fowwow uWu us 
And uWu make pursuit >w< whewe UwU he >w< did UwU mean xDD nyo ^w^ chase. 
^.^ Go, :33 bid thy ^w^ mastew rise ^-^ and come uWu to x3 me; 
And ;;w;; we >w< wiww x3 both x3 togethew uWu to >w< the :3 Towew, 
Where, UwU he >_< shaww see, >w< the xDD boaw >w< wiww ÚwÚ use uWu us ^w^ kindwy. 
MESSENGER. >_< I'ww go, >_> my lord, ^-^ and tell xDD him what :33 you ÚwÚ say. 
x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew :3 CATESBY 

x3 CATESBY. ^w^ Many ^w^ good ;;w;; mowwows uWu to >_> my ^-^ nyobwe lord! 
:3 HASTINGS. Good UwU mowwow, ^.^ Catesby; :33 you are >w< eawwy OwO stiwwing. 
:3 What OwO nyews, what OwO nyews, ^-^ in ^w^ this x3 ouw ^-^ tott'wing ÚwÚ state? 
x3 CATESBY. >_> It is a UwU weewing UwU wowwd UwU indeed, >_> my OwO wowd; 
And ^-^ I xDD bewieve >w< wiww UwU nyevew >_< stand x3 upwight 
xDD Tiww :3 Wichawd >_< weaw >w< the x3 gawwand :3 of >w< the UwU weawm. 
:3 HASTINGS. >w< How, >_< weaw >w< the x3 gawwand! OwO Dost >w< thou UwU mean >w< the 
xDD cwown? 
x3 CATESBY. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
:3 HASTINGS. >_< I'ww have ^w^ this crown :3 of mine cut OwO fwom >_> my 
>_> shouwdews 
:3 Befowe >_< I'ww see >w< the crown ;;w;; so ÚwÚ fouw x3 mispwac'd. 
xDD But >_> canst >w< thou guess ^w^ that UwU he x3 doth ^.^ aim :3 at it? 
x3 CATESBY. x3 Ay, on >_> my ^-^ wife; ^-^ and ;;w;; hopes uWu to find :33 you ;;w;; fowwawd 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his party for >w< the x3 gain x3 theweof; 
And xDD theweupon UwU he xDD sends :33 you ^w^ this ^w^ good OwO nyews, 
:33 That ^w^ this ^-^ same :3 vewy x3 day ^-^ youw :33 enyemies, 
^.^ The >_< kindwed :3 of >w< the OwO Queen, must :33 die :3 at Pomfret. 
:3 HASTINGS. Indeed, ^-^ I am xDD nyo >_> mouwnyew for ^w^ that OwO nyews, 
Because :33 they have OwO been OwO stiww >_> my >_< advewsawies; 
xDD But ^w^ that >_< I'ww >w< give >_> my :3 voice on Richard's >w< side 
>_< To bar >_> my uWu mastew's xDD heiws ^-^ in OwO twue xDD descent, 
>_> God UwU knyows ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot do it uWu to >w< the ^-^ death. 
x3 CATESBY. >_> God :3 keep ^-^ youw OwO wowdship ^-^ in ^w^ that OwO gwacious xDD mind! 
:3 HASTINGS. xDD But ^-^ I >_< shaww ÚwÚ waugh :3 at ^w^ this a xDD twewve >_> month OwO hence, 
:33 That :33 they xDD which brought :33 me ^-^ in >_> my uWu mastew's hate, 
^-^ I >_< wive uWu to >w< wook upon their >_< twagedy. 
xDD Weww, ^.^ Catesby, ^-^ ewe a fortnight uWu make :33 me UwU owdew, 
>_< I'ww ^.^ send ÚwÚ some ^w^ packing ^w^ that yet xDD think UwU nyot on't. 
x3 CATESBY. 'Tis a :3 viwe >_> thing uWu to ^-^ die, >_> my OwO gwacious lord, 
When ^-^ men are unprepar'd ^-^ and >w< wook UwU nyot for uWu it. 
:3 HASTINGS. O UwU monstwous, x3 monstwous! And ;;w;; so ;;w;; fawws it :33 out 
With >w< Wivews, UwU Vaughan, x3 Gwey; ^-^ and ;;w;; so 'twill do 
With ÚwÚ some ^-^ men else ^w^ that xDD think >w< themsewves ÚwÚ as >_> safe 
:33 As >w< thou ^-^ and ;;w;; I, :33 who, ÚwÚ as >w< thou ÚwÚ knyowest, are dear 
>_< To ÚwÚ pwincewy :3 Wichawd ^-^ and uWu to uWu Buckingham. 
x3 CATESBY. ^.^ The Princes x3 both uWu make >_> high :33 account :3 of >w< you- 
[Aside] :3 Fow :33 they :33 account ^.^ his ^.^ head upon >w< the ;;w;; bwidge. 
:3 HASTINGS. ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 they ÚwÚ do, ^-^ and ^-^ I have ^w^ weww OwO desewv'd uWu it. 

^-^ Entew UwU WOWD >w< STANWEY 

^w^ Come ;;w;; on, come >w< on; >w< whewe is ^-^ youw uWu boaw-speaw, man? 
Fear :33 you >w< the OwO boaw, ^-^ and ^w^ go ;;w;; so unprovided? 
^w^ STANWEY. ^w^ My lord, ^w^ good UwU mowwow; ^w^ good UwU mowwow, ^-^ Catesby. 
You ^w^ may >w< jest ;;w;; on, OwO but, :3 by >w< the UwU howy rood, 
^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO wike uWu these ;;w;; sevewaw :3 counciws, xDD I. 
:3 HASTINGS. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I hold >_> my OwO wife ÚwÚ as dear ÚwÚ as ^-^ youws, 
And UwU nyevew ^-^ in >_> my days, ^-^ I do uWu pwotest, 
uWu Was it ;;w;; so ;;w;; pwecious uWu to :33 me ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyow. 
>w< Think ^.^ you, but ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< knyow x3 ouw ^.^ state >_> secuwe, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be ;;w;; so uWu twiumphant ÚwÚ as ^-^ I OwO am? 
^w^ STANWEY. ^.^ The ÚwÚ wowds :3 at ^w^ Pomfwet, uWu when :33 they UwU wode OwO fwom 
London, 
^.^ Wewe xDD jocund ^-^ and >w< suppos'd their states were ^.^ suwe, 
And :33 they uWu indeed ^w^ had xDD nyo >_< cause uWu to >w< mistwust; 
xDD But yet :33 you see how UwU soon >w< the x3 day :33 o'ewcast. 
^.^ This xDD sudden xDD stab :3 of ÚwÚ wancouw ^-^ I ^-^ misdoubt; 
xDD Pway God, ^-^ I say, ^-^ I >_< pwove a needless UwU cowawd. 
^w^ What, >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^.^ towawd >w< the Tower? ^.^ The x3 day is spent. 
:3 HASTINGS. uWu Come, come, have xDD with ÚwÚ you. OwO Wot :33 you x3 what, >_> my 
Lord? 
^.^ To-day >w< the ÚwÚ wowds :33 you ^w^ tawk'd :3 of are beheaded. 
^w^ STANWEY. They, for their truth, :33 might xDD bettew >_< weaw their 
UwU heads 
uWu Than ÚwÚ some ^w^ that have :33 accus'd them >_< weaw their ^-^ hats. 
xDD But come, >_> my lord, let's uWu away. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ HASTINGS, a ^w^ puwsuivant 

:3 HASTINGS. :3 Go on ^-^ befowe; >_< I'ww ^-^ tawk xDD with ^w^ this ^w^ good fellow. 
Exeunt >w< STANWEY ^-^ and :3 CATESBY 
UwU How uWu nyow, :33 Hastings! UwU How :3 goes >w< the UwU wowwd xDD with uWu thee? 
PURSUIVANT. ^.^ The xDD bettew ^w^ that ^-^ youw OwO wowdship UwU pwease uWu to ^w^ ask. 
:3 HASTINGS. ^-^ I tell ^-^ thee, ;;w;; man, ÚwÚ 'tis xDD bettew xDD with :33 me now 
uWu Than uWu when >w< thou >_> met'st :33 me last >w< whewe now ;;w;; we meet: 
UwU Then >_> was ^-^ I going >_> pwisonyew uWu to >w< the x3 Towew 
By >w< the x3 suggestion :3 of >w< the >_> Queen's >_> awwies; 
xDD But uWu nyow, ^-^ I tell xDD thee-keep it uWu to x3 thysewf- 
^.^ This x3 day those enernies are put uWu to >_< death, 
And ^-^ I ^-^ in xDD bettew ^.^ state than e'er ^-^ I ÚwÚ was. 
PURSUIVANT. >_> God hold ^w^ it, uWu to ^-^ youw honour's ^w^ good :3 content! 
:3 HASTINGS. Gramercy, UwU Hastings; there, drink ^w^ that for >w< me. 
^w^ [Thwows xDD him ^.^ his uWu puwse] 
PURSUIVANT. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw honour. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew a PRIEST 

UwU PWIEST. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ met, >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad uWu to see ^-^ youw honour. 
:3 HASTINGS. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ thee, ^w^ good :3 Siw uWu John, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< heawt. 
^-^ I am ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^.^ debt for ^-^ youw last x3 exewcise; 
^w^ Come >w< the UwU nyext >w< Sabbath, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ content ÚwÚ you. 
UwU [He >_> whispews ^-^ in ^.^ his ear] 
UwU PWIEST. >_< I'ww :3 wait upon ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. 

^-^ Entew BUCKINGHAM 

UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ What, x3 tawking xDD with a >_< pwiest, xDD Wowd 
^w^ Chambewwain! 
;;w;; Youw >w< fwiends :3 at ^w^ Pomfwet, :33 they do need >w< the :3 pwiest: 
;;w;; Youw >w< honyouw hath xDD nyo >w< shwiving >w< wowk ^-^ in ;;w;; hand. 
:3 HASTINGS. Good faith, ^-^ and uWu when ^-^ I >_< met ^w^ this UwU howy ;;w;; man, 
^.^ The ^-^ men :33 you ^-^ tawk :3 of came uWu into >_> my :3 mind. 
^w^ What, ^w^ go :33 you ^.^ towawd >w< the Tower? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, >_> my lord, but long ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot x3 stay >_> thewe; 
^-^ I >_< shaww ^w^ wetuwn :33 befowe ^-^ youw OwO wowdship :3 thence. 
:3 HASTINGS. Nay, OwO wike ^w^ enyough, for ^-^ I x3 stay UwU dinnyew >w< thewe. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. [Aside] And xDD suppew OwO too, although >w< thou 
knowest it >_> nyot.- 
uWu Come, >w< wiww :33 you uWu go? 
:3 HASTINGS. >_< I'ww :3 wait upon ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

x3 Pomfwet :33 Castwe 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW >_> WICHAWD OwO WATCWIFF, xDD with >_> hawbewds, uWu cawwying >w< the OwO Nyobwes, 
RIVERS, uWu GWEY, ^-^ and VAUGHAN, uWu to ÚwÚ death 

xDD WIVEWS. :3 Siw :3 Wichawd ÚwÚ Watcwiff, let :33 me tell ÚwÚ thee ^.^ this: 
^.^ To-day xDD shawt >w< thou uWu behowd a xDD subject :33 die 
:3 Fow truth, for duty, ^-^ and for uWu woyawty. 
GREY. >_> God bless >w< the xDD Pwince OwO fwom ;;w;; aww >w< the pack :3 of >_> you! 
xDD A xDD knyot :33 you are :3 of uWu damnyed blood-suckers. 
VAUGHAN. You >_< wive ^w^ that >_< shaww ^.^ cwy xDD woe for ^w^ this ^.^ heweaftew. 
OwO WATCWIFF. Dispatch; >w< the limit :3 of ^-^ youw xDD wives is x3 out. 
xDD WIVEWS. O ^w^ Pomfwet, uWu Pomfwet! O >w< thou ÚwÚ bwoody UwU pwison, 
^.^ Fataw ^-^ and UwU ominyous uWu to ^-^ nyobwe peers! 
;;w;; Within >w< the x3 guiwty closure :3 of thy >_> wawws 
>_> WICHAWD >w< the Second ÚwÚ hewe >_> was hack'd uWu to >_> death; 
And for :33 mowe ;;w;; swandew uWu to thy :33 dismaw seat, 
OwO We >w< give uWu to ÚwÚ thee x3 ouw ÚwÚ guiwtwess UwU bwood uWu to xDD dwink. 
GREY. :3 Nyow x3 Mawgawet's xDD cuwse is ^w^ faww'n upon x3 ouw heads, 
When she exclaim'd on Hastings, ^.^ you, ^-^ and ;;w;; I, 
:3 Fow x3 standing :3 by uWu when :3 Wichawd :3 stabb'd ;;w;; hew ;;w;; son. 
xDD WIVEWS. UwU Then curs'd she Richard, :33 then curs'd she 
^-^ Buckingham, 
UwU Then curs'd she OwO Hastings. OwO O, xDD wemembew, God, 
>_< To >_> heaw ;;w;; hew xDD pwayew for them, ÚwÚ as now for >_> us! 
And for >_> my ^w^ sistew, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ pwincewy :3 sons, 
;;w;; Be OwO satisfied, dear God, xDD with x3 ouw OwO twue uWu bwood, 
Which, ÚwÚ as >w< thou know'st, >_> unjustwy must >_< be x3 spiwt. 
OwO WATCWIFF. Make OwO haste; >w< the hour :3 of ÚwÚ death is ÚwÚ expiate. 
xDD WIVEWS. uWu Come, x3 Gwey; come, Vaughan; let uWu us ÚwÚ hewe :33 embwace. 
Farewell, x3 untiw ;;w;; we meet ;;w;; again ^-^ in >w< heaven. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< 4 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The x3 Towew 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ BUCKINGHAM, DERBY, ^-^ HASTINGS, >w< the ^w^ BISHOP :3 of ELY, OwO WATCWIFF, ^w^ WOVEW, 
xDD with ÚwÚ othews ^-^ and ^w^ seat >w< themsewves :3 at a ^-^ tabwe 

:3 HASTINGS. xDD Nyow, ^-^ nyobwe peers, >w< the >_< cause why ;;w;; we are >_< met 
Is uWu to determine :3 of >w< the coronation. 
^.^ In God's name ^w^ speak-when is >w< the ;;w;; woyaw >_< day? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. Is ;;w;; aww things ready for >w< the ;;w;; woyaw ^w^ time? 
>_< DEWBY. >_> It UwU is, ^-^ and ^-^ wants but >w< nyominyation. 
^w^ BISHOP UwU OF >w< EWY. uWu To-mowwow :33 then ^-^ I judge a happy ;;w;; day. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. >_< Who UwU knyows >w< the xDD Wowd Protector's ;;w;; mind 
:33 hewein? 
>_< Who is :3 most inward xDD with >w< the ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ Duke? 
^w^ BISHOP UwU OF >w< EWY. ;;w;; Youw ^.^ Gwace, ;;w;; we think, OwO shouwd :33 soonyest >_< knyow 
^.^ his :3 mind. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. OwO We >_< knyow uWu each UwU othew's ^.^ faces; for x3 ouw hearts, 
He UwU knyows xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of mine than ^-^ I :3 of >_< youws; 
>_> Ow ^-^ I :3 of uWu his, >_> my lord, than :33 you :3 of >_< minye. 
xDD Wowd Hastings, :33 you ^-^ and UwU he are uWu nyeaw ^-^ in :3 wove. 
:3 HASTINGS. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ his ^.^ Gwace, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU he >_< woves :33 me :3 weww; 
xDD But for ^.^ his OwO puwpose ^-^ in >w< the >_> cowonyation 
^-^ I have UwU nyot UwU sounded :3 him, >_< nyow UwU he >w< dewivew'd 
:33 His OwO gwacious pleasure :33 any x3 way therein. 
xDD But ^.^ you, >_> my >w< honyouwabwe ^w^ wowds, ^w^ may name >w< the :33 time; 
And ^-^ in >w< the Duke's ÚwÚ behawf >_< I'ww >w< give >_> my >_> voice, 
Which, ^-^ I ÚwÚ pwesume, he'll ^w^ take ^-^ in ÚwÚ gentwe x3 pawt. 

^-^ Entew x3 GWOUCESTEW 

^w^ BISHOP UwU OF >w< EWY. ^.^ In happy time, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the xDD Duke ^.^ himsewf. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and >_< cousins an, ^w^ good morrow. 
^-^ I have OwO been long a OwO sweepew, but ^-^ I xDD twust 
^w^ My ;;w;; absence x3 doth neglect xDD nyo >_> gweat design 
Which :3 by >_> my presence :33 might have OwO been ^w^ concwuded. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. Had :33 you UwU nyot come upon ^-^ youw >_< cue, >_> my lord, 
WILLIAM xDD Wowd :3 Hastings ^w^ had :33 pwonyounc'd ^-^ youw ;;w;; pawt- 
^-^ I ;;w;; mean, ^-^ youw :3 voice for >_> cwownying :3 of >w< the UwU King. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. uWu Than >_> my xDD Wowd :3 Hastings xDD nyo man :33 might >_< be 
bolder; 
:33 His OwO wowdship UwU knyows :33 me ^w^ weww ^-^ and >_< woves :33 me ^.^ weww. 
^w^ My lord :3 of OwO Ewy, uWu when ^-^ I >_> was last ^-^ in uWu Howbown 
^-^ I OwO saw ^w^ good :33 stwawbewwies ^-^ in ^-^ youw OwO gawden >w< thewe. 
^-^ I do uWu beseech :33 you ^.^ send for ÚwÚ some :3 of uWu them. 
^w^ BISHOP :3 of >w< EWY. :33 Mawwy ^-^ and will, >_> my lord, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< heawt. 
x3 Exit 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. uWu Cousin :3 of ^-^ Buckingham, a :3 wowd xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
UwU [Takes xDD him >_< aside] 
Catesby hath UwU sounded :3 Hastings ^-^ in x3 ouw ÚwÚ businyess, 
And finds >w< the >_> testy gentleman ;;w;; so hot 
:33 That UwU he >w< wiww ;;w;; wose ^.^ his ^.^ head ^-^ ewe >w< give consent 
:33 His uWu mastew's uWu chiwd, ÚwÚ as >_< wowshipfuwwy UwU he >w< tewms ^w^ it, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; wose >w< the royalty :3 of uWu Engwand's throne. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. :33 Withdwaw :33 youwsewf awhile; >_< I'ww ^w^ go xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
Exeunt x3 GWOUCESTEW ^-^ and BUCKINGHAM 
>_< DEWBY. OwO We have UwU nyot yet ^w^ set OwO down ^w^ this x3 day :3 of triumph. 
xDD To-mowwow, ^-^ in >_> my judgment, is x3 too OwO sudden; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I myself am UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^w^ weww OwO pwovided 
:33 As else ^-^ I :3 wouwd be, were >w< the x3 day UwU pwowong'd. 

^-^ We-entew >w< the ^w^ BISHOP UwU OF :33 EWY 

^w^ BISHOP UwU OF >w< EWY. ;;w;; Whewe is >_> my lord >w< the xDD Duke :3 of ;;w;; Gwoucestew? 
^-^ I have >_> sent for uWu these :33 stwawbewwies. 
:3 HASTINGS. :33 His Grace OwO wooks cheerfully ^-^ and OwO smooth ^w^ this 
OwO mownying; 
Thewe's ÚwÚ some ^w^ conceit >w< ow x3 othew >w< wikes xDD him ^w^ weww 
When ^w^ that UwU he ^.^ bids ^w^ good morrow xDD with >_< such ^w^ spiwit. 
^-^ I xDD think >_< thewe's UwU nyevew a man ^-^ in ^-^ Chwistendom 
>_> Can UwU wessew xDD hide ^.^ his :33 wove >w< ow hate than x3 he; 
:3 Fow :3 by ^.^ his UwU face straight >_< shaww :33 you >_< knyow ^.^ his >w< heawt. 
>_< DEWBY. :3 What :3 of ^.^ his :33 heawt :3 pewceive :33 you ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU face 
By :33 any :3 wivewihood UwU he UwU show'd :3 to-day? 
:3 HASTINGS. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ that xDD with xDD nyo man ÚwÚ hewe UwU he is offended; 
^.^ Fow, were ÚwÚ he, UwU he ^w^ had >_< shown it ^-^ in ^.^ his looks. 

^-^ We-entew x3 GWOUCESTEW ^-^ and BUCKINGHAM 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I pray :33 you >w< aww, tell :33 me what :33 they ^w^ desewve 
:33 That do >_> conspiwe >_> my ÚwÚ death xDD with ^-^ deviwish :3 pwots 
Of uWu damnyed ;;w;; witchcwaft, ^-^ and ^w^ that have uWu pwevaiw'd 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my body xDD with their >_< hewwish UwU chawms? 
:3 HASTINGS. ^.^ The tender :33 wove ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, >_> my lord, 
uWu Makes :33 me :3 most ;;w;; fowwawd ^-^ in ^w^ this ÚwÚ pwincewy presence 
>_< To ^-^ doom >_> th' ;;w;; offendews, ^-^ whosoe'ew :33 they OwO be. 
^-^ I say, >_> my lord, :33 they have xDD desewved ^-^ death. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. UwU Then >_< be ^-^ youw ^.^ eyes >w< the x3 witnyess :3 of their evil. 
ÚwÚ Wook how ^-^ I am ^w^ bewitch'd; ÚwÚ behowd, mine ;;w;; awm 
Is OwO wike a uWu bwasted sapling wither'd ;;w;; up. 
And ^w^ this is ^-^ Edwawd's ÚwÚ wife, ^w^ that monstrous ÚwÚ witch, 
UwU Consowted xDD with ^w^ that harlot :33 stwumpet Shore, 
:33 That :3 by their x3 witchcwaft UwU thus have UwU mawked >w< me. 
:3 HASTINGS. UwU If :33 they have ^w^ donye ^w^ this deed, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe x3 wowd- 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_< If?-thou ^w^ pwotectow :3 of ^w^ this uWu damnyed ;;w;; stwumpet, 
:3 Tawk'st >w< thou uWu to :33 me :3 of ifs? Thou UwU awt a >w< twaitow. 
uWu Off xDD with ^.^ his head! :3 Nyow :3 by ^-^ Saint x3 Pauw ^-^ I xDD sweaw 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot dine x3 untiw ^-^ I see >w< the ^w^ same. 
^w^ Wovew ^-^ and ÚwÚ Watcwiff, >w< wook ^w^ that it >_< be OwO donye. 
^.^ The :33 west ^w^ that :33 wove me, rise ^-^ and x3 fowwow >w< me. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but ^-^ HASTINGS, ^w^ WOVEW, ^-^ and ^.^ WATCWIFF 
:3 HASTINGS. Woe, ÚwÚ woe, for ^w^ Engwand! UwU nyot a whit for x3 me; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; I, x3 too OwO fond, :33 might have ^-^ pwevented this. 
>w< STANWEY >w< did dream >w< the xDD boaw >w< did >_> waze x3 ouw :33 hewms, 
And ^-^ I >w< did OwO scown it ^-^ and ^.^ disdain uWu to ^w^ fwy. 
Three xDD times xDD to-day >_> my UwU foot-cwoth ;;w;; howse >w< did xDD stumbwe, 
And xDD stawted uWu when UwU he OwO wook'd upon >w< the :3 Towew, 
:33 As ^-^ woath uWu to ;;w;; beaw :33 me uWu to >w< the x3 swaughtew-house. 
OwO O, now ^-^ I need >w< the >_< pwiest ^w^ that spake uWu to me! 
^-^ I now ^-^ wepent ^-^ I >_< towd >w< the pursuivant, 
:33 As x3 too x3 twiumphing, how mine enemies 
^.^ To-day :3 at x3 Pomfwet OwO bwoodiwy were butcher'd, 
And ^-^ I myself ;;w;; secuwe ^-^ in ^.^ gwace ^-^ and :33 favouw. 
O xDD Mawgawet, xDD Mawgawet, now thy >_< heavy xDD cuwse 
Is lighted on x3 poow ÚwÚ Hastings' >_> wwetched head! 
OwO WATCWIFF. uWu Come, come, dispatch; >w< the xDD Duke :3 wouwd >_< be :3 at 
>_< dinnyew. 
Make a x3 showt shrift; UwU he longs uWu to see ^-^ youw head. 
:3 HASTINGS. O ^-^ momentawy ^.^ gwace :3 of x3 mowtaw men, 
Which ;;w;; we :33 mowe >_> hunt for than >w< the ^.^ gwace :3 of x3 God! 
>_< Who x3 buiwds ^.^ his hope ^-^ in air :3 of ^-^ youw ^w^ good OwO wooks 
Lives OwO wike a drunken ^.^ saiwow on a ^-^ mast, 
;;w;; Weady xDD with >_> evewy UwU nyod uWu to ^.^ tumbwe OwO down 
>w< Into >w< the OwO fataw xDD bowews :3 of >w< the :3 deep. 
LOVEL. uWu Come, come, dispatch; ÚwÚ 'tis bootless uWu to >w< excwaim. 
:3 HASTINGS. O ÚwÚ bwoody ÚwÚ Wichawd! Miserable ^w^ Engwand! 
^-^ I ^-^ pwophesy >w< the >w< feawfuww'st :3 time uWu to ÚwÚ thee 
:33 That ^-^ evew >_> wwetched age hath OwO wook'd >_> upon. 
uWu Come, ÚwÚ wead :33 me uWu to >w< the block; ;;w;; beaw xDD him >_> my head. 
xDD They ÚwÚ smiwe :3 at :33 me ;;w;; who uWu showtwy >_< shaww >_< be xDD dead. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 5. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The UwU Towew-wawws 

^-^ Entew x3 GWOUCESTEW ^-^ and BUCKINGHAM ^-^ in >w< wotten UwU awmouw, ^w^ mawvewwous x3 iww-favouwed 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. uWu Come, cousin, >_> canst >w< thou >_< quake ^-^ and ^w^ change 
thy :33 cowouw, 
^w^ Muwdew thy >_< bweath ^-^ in :3 middwe :3 of a word, 
And :33 then ;;w;; again UwU begin, ^-^ and >w< stop >w< again, 
:33 As >_> if >w< thou were x3 distwaught ^-^ and uWu mad xDD with ^w^ tewwow? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. :3 Tut, ^-^ I ^w^ can counterfeit >w< the ;;w;; deep >_< twagedian; 
OwO Speak ^-^ and >w< wook OwO back, ^-^ and >w< pwy on >_> evewy x3 side, 
;;w;; Twembwe ^-^ and >_> stawt :3 at >_< wagging :3 of a straw, 
:3 Intending ;;w;; deep suspicion. ^.^ Ghastwy OwO wooks 
;;w;; Awe :3 at >_> my service, OwO wike UwU enfowced smiles; 
And x3 both are ready ^-^ in their UwU offices 
x3 At :33 any :3 time uWu to ^.^ gwace >_> my uWu stwatagems. 
xDD But x3 what, is Catesby :33 gonye? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. He is; UwU and, see, UwU he UwU bwings >w< the UwU mayow :3 awong. 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU WOWD >w< MAYOW ^-^ and :3 CATESBY 

UwU BUCKINGHAM. xDD Wowd >_< Mayow- 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Wook uWu to >w< the >_< dwawbwidge :33 thewe! 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. :3 Hawk! a drum. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Catesby, >_< o'ewwook >w< the walls. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. xDD Wowd :33 Mayow, >w< the :3 weason ;;w;; we have >_< sent- 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ÚwÚ Wook OwO back, defend ;;w;; thee; ÚwÚ hewe are :33 enyemies. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. >_> God ^-^ and x3 ouw >_< innyocence defend ^-^ and :3 guawd >_> us! 

^-^ Entew UwU WOVEW ^-^ and OwO WATCWIFF, xDD with >w< HASTINGS' ^.^ head 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. ;;w;; Be >w< patient; :33 they are friends-Ratcliff ^-^ and Lovel. 
LOVEL. uWu Hewe is >w< the ^.^ head :3 of ^w^ that ignoble ÚwÚ twaitow, 
^.^ The ^w^ dangewous ^-^ and unsuspected OwO Hastings. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. So dear ^-^ I :3 wov'd >w< the man ^w^ that ^-^ I must weep. 
^-^ I took xDD him for >w< the ÚwÚ pwainyest >w< hawmwess OwO cweatuwe 
:33 That ^-^ bweath'd upon >w< the earth a UwU Chwistian; 
^-^ Made xDD him >_> my ÚwÚ book, :33 whewein >_> my ^w^ souw >w< wecowded 
^.^ The :3 histowy :3 of ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew ;;w;; secwet thoughts. 
So OwO smooth UwU he x3 daub'd ^.^ his x3 vice xDD with ^w^ show :3 of virtue 
UwU That, ^.^ his apparent uWu open ^-^ guiwt >_< omitted, 
^-^ I UwU mean ^.^ his >w< convewsation xDD with ^.^ Showe's xDD wife- 
He :3 wiv'd OwO fwom ;;w;; aww attainder :3 of OwO suspects. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. xDD Weww, UwU weww, UwU he >_> was >w< the covert'st shelt'red 
UwU twaitow 
:33 That ^-^ evew UwU wiv'd. 
>w< Wouwd :33 you ÚwÚ imaginye, >w< ow almost believe- 
UwU Wewe't UwU nyot ^w^ that :3 by >_> gweat ^-^ pwesewvation 
OwO We >_< wive uWu to tell it-that >w< the ^w^ subtwe UwU twaitow 
^.^ This x3 day ^w^ had ^.^ pwotted, ^-^ in >w< the >_< counciw-house, 
>_< To ^.^ muwdew :33 me ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ good xDD Wowd :3 of Gloucester. 
OwO MAYOW. Had UwU he ^w^ donye so? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. x3 What! xDD think :33 you ;;w;; we are ^w^ Tuwks >w< ow :33 Infidews? 
>_> Ow ^w^ that ;;w;; we xDD wouwd, ÚwÚ against >w< the OwO fowm :3 of uWu waw, 
Proceed UwU thus ÚwÚ washwy ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ viwwain's ÚwÚ death 
xDD But ^w^ that >w< the >_< extweme peril :3 of >w< the case, 
^.^ The peace :3 of ;;w;; Engwand ^-^ and x3 ouw ^w^ pewsons' :3 safety, 
Enforc'd uWu us uWu to ^w^ this execution? 
OwO MAYOW. xDD Nyow, ^.^ faiw >w< befaww >_> you! He OwO desewv'd ^.^ his >_> death; 
And ^-^ youw ^w^ good >_< Gwaces x3 both have ^w^ weww ÚwÚ pwoceeded 
>_< To ^w^ wawn x3 fawse x3 twaitows OwO fwom >w< the OwO wike OwO attempts. 
^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO wook'd for xDD bettew :3 at ^.^ his >w< hands 
uWu Aftew UwU he once uWu feww ^-^ in xDD with Mistress Shore. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ Yet ^w^ had ;;w;; we UwU nyot :33 detewmin'd UwU he OwO shouwd :33 die 
OwO Untiw ^-^ youw OwO wowdship came uWu to see ^.^ his UwU end- 
Which now >w< the >_> woving haste :3 of uWu these x3 ouw :3 fwiends, 
^w^ Something ÚwÚ against x3 ouw UwU meanyings, have ÚwÚ pwevented- 
;;w;; Because, >_> my lord, ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ^w^ had :33 you heard 
^.^ The UwU twaitow :3 speak, ^-^ and timorously x3 confess 
^.^ The >w< mannyew ^-^ and >w< the OwO puwpose :3 of ^.^ his OwO tweasons: 
:33 That :33 you :33 might ^w^ weww have signified >w< the ^-^ same 
uWu Unto >w< the uWu citizens, ;;w;; who ÚwÚ hapwy ^w^ may 
Misconster uWu us ^-^ in xDD him ^-^ and ^w^ waiw ^.^ his ^-^ death. 
OwO MAYOW. >w< But, >_> my ^w^ good lord, ^-^ youw Grace's >_> wowds >_< shaww >_> sewve 
:33 As ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ had seen ^-^ and heard xDD him uWu speak; 
And do UwU nyot >_> doubt, >w< wight ^-^ nyobwe Princes both, 
xDD But >_< I'ww ^.^ acquaint x3 ouw xDD duteous ÚwÚ citizens 
With ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw UwU just >_> pwoceedings ^-^ in ^w^ this cause. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. And uWu to ^w^ that UwU end ;;w;; we wish'd ^-^ youw OwO wowdship ;;w;; hewe, 
>_> T' ^.^ avoid >w< the >w< the >w< the censures :3 of >w< the ;;w;; cawping world. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. Which >_> since :33 you come x3 too OwO wate :3 of x3 ouw ^w^ intent, 
^w^ Yet x3 witnyess what :33 you >_> heaw ;;w;; we >w< did ^.^ intend. 
And ;;w;; so, >_> my ^w^ good xDD Wowd :33 Mayow, ;;w;; we :33 bid farewell. 
x3 Exit UwU WOWD >w< MAYOW 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Go, :33 aftew, :33 aftew, ;;w;; cousin uWu Buckingham. 
^.^ The uWu Mayow ^.^ towawds Guildhall :3 hies xDD him ^-^ in :3 an ;;w;; post. 
There, :3 at ^-^ youw meet'st ^w^ advantage :3 of >w< the time, 
ÚwÚ Infew >w< the ^w^ bastawdy :3 of ^-^ Edwawd's children. 
Tell them how uWu Edwawd put uWu to ÚwÚ death a UwU citizen 
^w^ Onwy for saying UwU he :3 wouwd uWu make ^.^ his ^-^ son 
UwU Heiw uWu to >w< the ^-^ cwown-meanying uWu indeed ^.^ his uWu house, 
Which :3 by >w< the uWu sign ^w^ theweof >_> was uWu tewmed >_< so. 
>w< Moweovew, OwO uwge ^.^ his >_< hatefuw luxury 
And >_< bestiaw :3 appetite ^-^ in ^w^ change :3 of >w< wust, 
Which UwU stwetch'd >_< unto their servants, daughters, wives, 
uWu Even >w< whewe ^.^ his :3 waging eye >w< ow UwU savage :33 heawt 
>_< Without UwU contwow lusted uWu to uWu make a ^-^ pwey. 
Nay, for a uWu nyeed, UwU thus far come uWu nyeaw >_> my >_< pewson: 
Tell them, uWu when ^w^ that >_> my mother UwU went xDD with UwU chiwd 
Of ^w^ that UwU insatiate ^w^ Edwawd, ^-^ nyobwe York 
^w^ My ÚwÚ pwincewy father :33 then ^w^ had ^.^ waws ^-^ in >_< Fwance 
And, :3 by OwO twue >_> computation :3 of >w< the time, 
x3 Found ^w^ that >w< the ^.^ issue >_> was UwU nyot ^.^ his ^.^ begot; 
Which ^w^ weww :33 appeawed ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU winyeaments, 
ÚwÚ Being OwO nyothing OwO wike >w< the ^-^ nyobwe xDD Duke >_> my :33 fathew. 
^w^ Yet >_< touch ^w^ this sparingly, ÚwÚ as x3 'twewe far off; 
;;w;; Because, >_> my lord, :33 you >_< knyow >_> my mother :3 wives. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. uWu Doubt not, >_> my lord, >_< I'ww uWu pway >w< the ;;w;; owatow 
:33 As >_> if >w< the xDD gowden >_< fee for xDD which ^-^ I xDD pwead 
^.^ Wewe for myself; ^-^ and ;;w;; so, >_> my lord, >_> adieu. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. UwU If :33 you :3 thwive UwU weww, >_< bwing them uWu to Baynard's 
Castle; 
;;w;; Whewe :33 you >_< shaww find :33 me ^w^ weww :33 accompanyied 
With reverend ^.^ fathews ^-^ and ^w^ weww >_> weawnyed >w< bishops. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ I go; ^-^ and ^.^ towawds xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw x3 o'cwock 
ÚwÚ Wook for >w< the OwO nyews ^w^ that >w< the Guildhall ÚwÚ affowds. x3 Exit 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ Go, Lovel, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_< speed uWu to Doctor Shaw. 
^w^ [To ;;w;; CATESBY] :3 Go >w< thou uWu to xDD Fwiaw Penker. OwO Bid them x3 both 
Meet :33 me >_> within ^w^ this hour :3 at Baynard's >_> Castwe. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but x3 GWOUCESTEW 
:3 Nyow >w< wiww ^-^ I ^w^ go uWu to ^w^ take ÚwÚ some privy UwU owdew 
>_< To draw >w< the brats :3 of Clarence :33 out :3 of sight, 
And uWu to >w< give UwU owdew ^w^ that xDD nyo >w< mannyew :33 pewson 
>_< Have :33 any :3 time recourse >_< unto >w< the xDD Pwinces. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< 6. 

>w< Wondon. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew a :3 SCWIVENyEW 

SCRIVENER. uWu Hewe is >w< the x3 indictment :3 of >w< the ^w^ good xDD Wowd UwU Hastings; 
Which ^-^ in a ^w^ set UwU hand uWu faiwwy is ;;w;; engwoss'd 
:33 That it ^w^ may >_< be xDD to-day UwU wead ^.^ o'ew ^-^ in ÚwÚ Pauw's. 
And >_< mawk how ^w^ weww >w< the OwO sequew OwO hangs ^.^ togethew: 
Eleven >w< houws ^-^ I have ;;w;; spent uWu to xDD wwite it OwO ovew, 
:3 Fow yesternight :3 by Catesby >_> was it >_> sent x3 me; 
^.^ The precedent >_> was full ÚwÚ as long xDD a-doing; 
And yet >_> within uWu these ÚwÚ five >w< houws :3 Hastings UwU wiv'd, 
uWu Untainted, unexamin'd, free, :3 at ^-^ wibewty. 
Here's a ^w^ good UwU wowwd >w< the while! >_< Who is ;;w;; so gros 
:33 That ;;w;; cannyot see ^w^ this ÚwÚ pawpabwe ^.^ device? 
^w^ Yet xDD who's ;;w;; so xDD bowd but x3 says UwU he x3 sees it xDD nyot? 
^.^ Bad is >w< the :3 wowwd; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< wiww come uWu to ^.^ nyought, 
When >_< such ^w^ iww UwU deawing must >_< be seen ^-^ in ^.^ thought. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE 7. 

>w< Wondon. Baynard's :33 Castwe 

^-^ Entew x3 GWOUCESTEW ^-^ and ÚwÚ BUCKINGHAM, :3 at ;;w;; sevewaw ^w^ doows 

:3 GWOUCESTEW. UwU How uWu nyow, how OwO nyow! :3 What say >w< the citizens? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. xDD Nyow, :3 by >w< the UwU howy >_> Mothew :3 of x3 ouw Lord, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ citizens are :33 mum, say UwU nyot a word. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_< Touch'd :33 you >w< the ^w^ bastawdy :3 of ^-^ Edwawd's 
^w^ chiwdwen? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ I ^w^ did; xDD with ^.^ his >_> contwact xDD with :33 Wady Lucy, 
And ^.^ his >_> contwact :3 by xDD deputy ^-^ in France; 
Th' UwU insatiate greediness :3 of ^.^ his desire, 
And ^.^ his xDD enfowcement :3 of >w< the OwO city wives; 
:33 His uWu tywanny for ^w^ twifwes; ^.^ his ^-^ own UwU bastawdy, 
:33 As being >w< got, ^-^ youw father :33 then ^-^ in France, 
And ^.^ his >_< wesembwance, being UwU nyot OwO wike >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
:3 Withaw ^-^ I >w< did :3 infew ^-^ youw UwU winyeaments, 
ÚwÚ Being >w< the >w< wight :3 idea :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ fathew, 
ÚwÚ Both ^-^ in ^-^ youw OwO fowm ^-^ and :33 nyobwenyess :3 of mind; 
^-^ Waid uWu open ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw victories ^-^ in Scotland, 
;;w;; Youw discipline ^-^ in >w< waw, ;;w;; wisdom ^-^ in OwO peace, 
;;w;; Youw xDD bounty, virtue, ^.^ faiw :3 humiwity; 
Indeed, UwU weft OwO nyothing fitting for ^-^ youw OwO puwpose 
>w< Untouch'd >w< ow slightly xDD handwed ^-^ in discourse. 
And uWu when mine oratory OwO dwew ^.^ towawd UwU end 
^-^ I :33 bid them ^w^ that >w< did :33 wove their ^-^ countwy's ^w^ good 
OwO Cwy 'God >_< save Richard, uWu Engwand's ;;w;; woyaw ^-^ King!' 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. And >w< did :33 they so? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. x3 Nyo, ;;w;; so >_> God :33 hewp me, :33 they spake UwU nyot a word; 
>w< But, OwO wike ^w^ dumb >_< statues >w< ow breathing :3 stonyes, 
^.^ Staw'd uWu each on >w< othew, ^-^ and OwO wook'd deadly ^w^ pawe. 
Which uWu when ^-^ I >_> saw, ^-^ I >w< wepwehended them, 
And ask'd >w< the uWu Mayow what OwO meant ^w^ this wilfull ^-^ siwence. 
:33 His answer ^w^ was, >w< the uWu peopwe were UwU nyot ^-^ used 
>_< To >_< be ^-^ spoke uWu to but :3 by >w< the xDD Wecowdew. 
UwU Then UwU he >_> was :3 uwg'd uWu to tell >_> my x3 tawe again. 
:3 'Thus saith >w< the Duke, UwU thus hath >w< the xDD Duke inferr'd'- 
xDD But OwO nyothing ^-^ spoke ^-^ in warrant OwO fwom ^.^ himsewf. 
When UwU he ^w^ had x3 donye, ÚwÚ some >_> fowwowews :3 of mine ^-^ own 
x3 At lower UwU end :3 of >w< the xDD haww hurl'd :3 up their caps, 
And ÚwÚ some >_< ten uWu voices uWu cwied 'God >_< save OwO King ^-^ Wichawd!' 
And UwU thus ^-^ I took >w< the vantage :3 of those ÚwÚ few- 
'Thanks, ÚwÚ gentwe ÚwÚ citizens ^-^ and UwU fwiends,' ^-^ quoth ^-^ I 
OwO 'This ^-^ genyewaw ;;w;; appwause ^-^ and cheerful ;;w;; shout 
uWu Awgues ^-^ youw ;;w;; wisdoms ^-^ and ^-^ youw :33 wove uWu to x3 Wichawd.' 
And uWu even ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; bwake off ^-^ and came uWu away. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ What, tongueless blocks were x3 they? >w< Wouwd 
:33 they UwU nyot ^.^ speak? 
Will UwU nyot >w< the uWu Mayow :33 then ^-^ and ^.^ his ÚwÚ bwethwen come? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^.^ The uWu Mayow is ÚwÚ hewe :3 at ;;w;; hand. x3 Intend ÚwÚ some fear; 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot :33 you ^-^ spoke xDD with but :3 by ^w^ mighty suit; 
And >w< wook :33 you x3 get a >_> pwayew-book ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand, 
And >_< stand between x3 two UwU chuwchmen, ^w^ good >_> my OwO wowd; 
:3 Fow on ^w^ that >_< gwound >_< I'ww uWu make a UwU howy descant; 
And >_< be UwU nyot ^w^ easiwy won uWu to x3 ouw ;;w;; wequests. 
>w< Pway >w< the >_> maid's OwO pawt: OwO stiww answer :33 nyay, ^-^ and ^w^ take uWu it. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I go; ^-^ and >_> if :33 you xDD pwead ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww for them 
:33 As ^-^ I ^w^ can say ^.^ nyay uWu to ÚwÚ thee for x3 mysewf, 
:33 Nyo ÚwÚ doubt ;;w;; we >_< bwing it uWu to a happy ^-^ issue. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^.^ Go, go, :3 up uWu to >w< the leads; >w< the xDD Wowd uWu Mayow 
:3 knyocks. x3 Exit x3 GWOUCESTEW 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU WOWD ^-^ MAYOW, ALDERMEN, ^-^ and ÚwÚ citizens 

^-^ Wewcome, >_> my ^-^ wowd. ^-^ I ^w^ dance >w< attendance >_> hewe; 
^-^ I xDD think >w< the xDD Duke >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be ^-^ spoke withal. 

^-^ Entew :3 CATESBY 

xDD Nyow, ^.^ Catesby, what x3 says ^-^ youw lord uWu to >_> my ^-^ wequest? 
x3 CATESBY. He x3 doth entreat ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe lord, 
>_< To ^-^ visit xDD him uWu to-mowwow >w< ow UwU nyext ;;w;; day. 
He is ;;w;; within, xDD with x3 two >w< wight reverend fathers, 
>_< Divinyewy bent uWu to meditation; 
And ^-^ in xDD nyo ÚwÚ wowwdwy suits :3 wouwd UwU he >_< be mov'd, 
>_< To draw xDD him OwO fwom ^.^ his UwU howy ^w^ exewcise. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. x3 Wetuwn, ^w^ good ^.^ Catesby, uWu to >w< the OwO gwacious Duke; 
Tell :3 him, x3 mysewf, >w< the uWu Mayow ^-^ and :33 Awdewmen, 
^.^ In ;;w;; deep designs, ^-^ in :3 mattew :3 of >_> gweat ^.^ moment, 
:33 Nyo less ;;w;; impowting than x3 ouw ^-^ genyewaw ^.^ good, 
;;w;; Awe come uWu to have ÚwÚ some xDD confewence xDD with ^.^ his Grace. 
x3 CATESBY. >_< I'ww >_> signyify ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >_< unto xDD him straight. x3 Exit 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. :3 Ah ^-^ ha, >_> my lord, ^w^ this prince is UwU nyot :3 an OwO Edwawd! 
He is UwU nyot lolling on a ^w^ wewd :33 wove-bed, 
xDD But on ^.^ his >_> knyees :3 at meditation; 
uWu Nyot OwO dawwying xDD with a >w< bwace :3 of xDD couwtezans, 
xDD But :33 meditating xDD with x3 two ;;w;; deep ^-^ divinyes; 
uWu Nyot sleeping, uWu to engross ^.^ his xDD idwe ^.^ body, 
xDD But >_< pwaying, uWu to ^.^ enwich ^.^ his watchful >w< souw. 
x3 Happy were ;;w;; Engwand :3 wouwd ^w^ this x3 viwtuous prince 
Take on ^.^ his Grace >w< the OwO soveweignty x3 theweof; 
>w< But, ^.^ suwe, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ;;w;; we >_< shaww UwU nyot >w< win xDD him uWu to uWu it. 
OwO MAYOW. x3 Mawwy, >_> God defend ^.^ his Grace OwO shouwd say uWu us nay! 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw UwU he :3 wiww. uWu Hewe Catesby ÚwÚ comes again. 

^-^ We-entew :3 CATESBY 

xDD Nyow, ^.^ Catesby, what x3 says ^.^ his >_> Gwace? 
x3 CATESBY. ^w^ My lord, 
He :3 wondews uWu to what UwU end :33 you have ÚwÚ assembwed 
>_> Such ;;w;; twoops :3 of ÚwÚ citizens uWu to come uWu to ^-^ him. 
:33 His Grace UwU nyot being :3 wawn'd ^w^ theweof :3 befowe, 
He xDD feaws, >_> my lord, :33 you UwU mean xDD nyo ^w^ good uWu to ^-^ him. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. UwU Sowwy ^-^ I am >_> my ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; cousin OwO shouwd 
Suspect :33 me ^w^ that ^-^ I UwU mean xDD nyo ^w^ good uWu to ^-^ him. 
By :33 heaven, ;;w;; we come uWu to xDD him ^-^ in UwU pewfect love; 
And ;;w;; so once :33 mowe ^w^ wetuwn ^-^ and tell ^.^ his Grace. 
x3 Exit :3 CATESBY 
When UwU howy ^-^ and ÚwÚ devout >_> wewigious ^-^ men 
;;w;; Awe :3 at their :33 beads, ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ much uWu to draw them ^-^ thence, 
So sweet is ^-^ zeawous contemplation. 

^-^ Entew x3 GWOUCESTEW x3 awoft, between x3 two xDD BISHOPS. 
:3 CATESBY xDD wetuwns 

OwO MAYOW. ÚwÚ See >w< whewe ^.^ his Grace ^.^ stands >w< 'tween x3 two clergymen! 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. >_< Two props :3 of virtue for a Christian :33 pwince, 
>_< To x3 stay xDD him OwO fwom >w< the x3 faww :3 of vanity; 
And, see, a book :3 of xDD pwayew ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; hand, 
UwU Twue :33 ownyaments uWu to >_< knyow a UwU howy man. 
^.^ Famous >_> Pwantagenyet, :3 most OwO gwacious Prince, 
>_< Wend ÚwÚ favouwabwe >_> eaw uWu to x3 ouw ^w^ wequests, 
And >w< pawdon uWu us >w< the >_> intewwuption 
Of thy ;;w;; devotion ^-^ and >w< wight Christian zeal. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ My lord, >w< thewe xDD nyeeds xDD nyo >_< such UwU apowogy: 
^-^ I do uWu beseech ^-^ youw Grace uWu to >w< pawdon me, 
^-^ Who, >w< eawnyest ^-^ in >w< the UwU sewvice :3 of >_> my God, 
Deferr'd >w< the visitation :3 of >_> my uWu fwiends. 
>w< But, x3 weaving ^w^ this, what is ^-^ youw Grace's OwO pweasuwe? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. uWu Even that, ^-^ I x3 hope, xDD which >w< pweaseth >_> God above, 
And ;;w;; aww ^w^ good ^-^ men :3 of ^w^ this >_> ungovewn'd >_> iswe. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I do >_< suspect ^-^ I have ^w^ donye ÚwÚ some uWu offence 
:33 That ^-^ seems :3 disgwacious ^-^ in >w< the x3 city's ^-^ eye, 
And ^w^ that :33 you come uWu to :3 wepwehend >_> my ignorance. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. You uWu have, >_> my ^-^ wowd. >w< Wouwd it :33 might UwU pwease 
^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, 
:3 On x3 ouw entreaties, uWu to >_< amend ^-^ youw :3 fauwt! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Else wherefore ^-^ bweathe ^-^ I ^-^ in a Christian >w< wand? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. x3 Knyow uWu then, it is ^-^ youw x3 fauwt ^w^ that :33 you ;;w;; wesign 
^.^ The :33 supweme seat, >w< the ^w^ thwonye OwO majesticaw, 
^.^ The >w< scept'wed :33 office :3 of ^-^ youw ancestors, 
;;w;; Youw ^.^ state :3 of xDD fowtunye ^-^ and ^-^ youw UwU due :3 of ^-^ biwth, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ winyeaw xDD gwowy :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw uWu house, 
>_< To >w< the xDD cowwuption :3 of a blemish'd ^.^ stock; 
Whiles ^-^ in >w< the UwU miwdnyess :3 of ^-^ youw uWu sweepy xDD thoughts, 
Which ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; we :3 waken uWu to x3 ouw ^-^ countwy's ^.^ good, 
^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe isle x3 doth >_< want ;;w;; hew xDD pwopew ;;w;; wimbs; 
ÚwÚ Hew UwU face UwU defac'd xDD with >_< scaws :3 of UwU infamy, 
ÚwÚ Hew ;;w;; woyaw OwO stock graft xDD with ignoble >w< pwants, 
And almost xDD shouwd'wed ^-^ in >w< the :3 swawwowing ;;w;; guwf 
Of ^-^ dawk ;;w;; fowgetfuwnyess ^-^ and ;;w;; deep >_> obwivion. 
Which uWu to recure, ;;w;; we ;;w;; heawtiwy uWu sowicit 
;;w;; Youw OwO gwacious >_> sewf uWu to ^w^ take on :33 you >w< the charge 
And UwU kingwy government :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ youw xDD wand- 
uWu Nyot ÚwÚ as ^-^ pwotectow, uWu stewawd, substitute, 
>_> Ow lowly ;;w;; factow for xDD anyothew's gain; 
xDD But ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ successivewy, OwO fwom UwU bwood uWu to uWu bwood, 
;;w;; Youw >w< wight :3 of ^-^ biwth, ^-^ youw OwO empewy, ^-^ youw :3 own. 
:3 Fow ^w^ this, ^.^ consowted xDD with >w< the uWu citizens, 
;;w;; Youw :3 vewy ^-^ wowshipfuw ^-^ and >_> woving :3 fwiends, 
And :3 by their ^.^ vehement >_< instigation, 
^.^ In ^w^ this UwU just >_< cause come ^-^ I uWu to ^.^ move ^-^ youw Grace. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell >_> if uWu to ^.^ depawt ^-^ in >_< siwence 
>_> Ow uWu bittewwy uWu to UwU speak ^-^ in ^-^ youw >_> wepwoof 
uWu Best :3 fitteth >_> my ^w^ degwee >w< ow ^-^ youw ^.^ condition. 
UwU If UwU nyot uWu to answer, :33 you :33 might ÚwÚ hapwy xDD think 
x3 Tongue-tied uWu ambition, UwU nyot replying, ÚwÚ yiewded 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw >w< the xDD gowden ^w^ yoke :3 of ÚwÚ soveweignty, 
Which ;;w;; fondwy :33 you :3 wouwd ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ impose on x3 me; 
UwU If uWu to ^-^ wepwove :33 you for ^w^ this ^-^ suit :3 of ^-^ youws, 
So season'd xDD with ^-^ youw faithful :33 wove uWu to me, 
OwO Then, on >w< the x3 othew x3 side, ^-^ I uWu check'd >_> my uWu fwiends. 
ÚwÚ Thewefowe-to :3 speak, ^-^ and uWu to ^.^ avoid >w< the first, 
And uWu then, ^-^ in xDD speaking, UwU nyot uWu to >_< incuw >w< the >w< wast- 
^-^ Definyitivewy UwU thus ^-^ I answer ;;w;; you: 
;;w;; Youw :33 wove >w< desewves >_> my xDD thanks, but >_> my OwO desewt 
>_< Unmewitabwe :3 shuns ^-^ youw >_> high ^-^ wequest. 
^-^ Fiwst, >_> if ;;w;; aww >_> obstacwes were cut uWu away, 
And ^w^ that >_> my ;;w;; path were uWu even uWu to >w< the ^w^ cwown, 
:33 As >w< the ripe >_> wevenyue ^-^ and UwU due :3 of ^-^ biwth, 
^w^ Yet ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much is >_> my ;;w;; povewty :3 of xDD spiwit, 
So ^w^ mighty ^-^ and ;;w;; so uWu many >_> my ^-^ defects, 
:33 That ^-^ I :3 wouwd :3 wathew xDD hide :33 me OwO fwom >_> my ;;w;; gweatnyess- 
ÚwÚ Being a ^-^ bawk uWu to UwU bwook xDD nyo ^w^ mighty sea- 
uWu Than ^-^ in >_> my :3 gweatnyess UwU covet uWu to >_< be ;;w;; hid, 
And ^-^ in >w< the uWu vapouw :3 of >_> my xDD gwowy smother'd. 
>w< But, >_> God >_< be ÚwÚ thank'd, >w< thewe is xDD nyo need :3 of >_> me- 
And ÚwÚ much ^-^ I need uWu to :33 hewp ^.^ you, were >w< thewe ^.^ nyeed. 
^.^ The ;;w;; woyaw UwU twee hath UwU weft uWu us ;;w;; woyaw fruit 
Which, :3 mewwow'd :3 by >w< the ^.^ steawing >w< houws :3 of time, 
Will ^w^ weww ^-^ become >w< the ^w^ seat :3 of uWu majesty 
And >_< make, xDD nyo >_> doubt, uWu us happy :3 by ^.^ his reign. 
:3 On xDD him ^-^ I lay ^w^ that :33 you :3 wouwd lay on >_> me- 
^.^ The >w< wight ^-^ and xDD fowtunye :3 of ^.^ his happy ÚwÚ staws, 
Which >_> God defend ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd ÚwÚ wwing OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ My lord, ^w^ this uWu awgues >w< conscience ^-^ in ^-^ youw 
>_< Gwace; 
xDD But >w< the respects ^w^ theweof are uWu nyice ^-^ and trivial, 
;;w;; Aww ÚwÚ ciwcumstances ^w^ weww >w< considewed. 
You say ^w^ that uWu Edwawd is ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew's ;;w;; son. 
So say ;;w;; we OwO too, but UwU nyot :3 by ^-^ Edwawd's wife; 
:3 Fow >_> fiwst >_> was UwU he >_> contwact uWu to :33 Wady Lucy- 
;;w;; Youw mother xDD wives a x3 witnyess uWu to ^.^ his xDD vow- 
And afterward :3 by ^w^ substitute uWu betwoth'd 
>_< To :3 Bonya, ;;w;; sistew uWu to >w< the OwO King :3 of >_< Fwance. 
These x3 both put ÚwÚ off, a x3 poow ^.^ petitionyew, 
xDD A >_< cawe-cwaz'd mother uWu to a uWu many :3 sons, 
xDD A :33 beauty-wanying ^-^ and ^-^ distwessed ^-^ widow, 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the xDD aftewnyoon :3 of ;;w;; hew uWu best days, 
^-^ Made prize ^-^ and uWu puwchase :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ wanton ^-^ eye, 
^w^ Seduc'd >w< the ^.^ pitch ^-^ and :3 height :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ degwee 
>_< To base uWu decwension ^-^ and loath'd ^.^ bigamy. 
By >w< hew, ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 unwawfuw UwU bed, UwU he ^w^ got 
^.^ This ^w^ Edwawd, whom x3 ouw :3 mannyews UwU caww >w< the Prince. 
x3 Mowe uWu bittewwy ^-^ couwd ^-^ I OwO expostuwate, 
^.^ Save that, for xDD wevewence uWu to ÚwÚ some alive, 
^-^ I >w< give a >w< spawing limit uWu to >_> my ;;w;; tongue. 
OwO Then, ^w^ good >_> my lord, ^w^ take uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw >_> sewf 
^.^ This :3 pwoffew'd benefit :3 of UwU dignyity; 
UwU If UwU nyot uWu to bless uWu us ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ wand :33 withaw, 
^w^ Yet uWu to draw ^-^ fowth ^-^ youw ^-^ nyobwe :3 ancestwy 
^w^ Fwom >w< the xDD cowwuption :3 of x3 abusing xDD times 
uWu Unto a ÚwÚ winyeaw >_< twue-dewived >_> couwse. 
OwO MAYOW. ÚwÚ Do, ^w^ good >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ youw ÚwÚ citizens entreat ÚwÚ you. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. >_< Wefuse not, ^w^ mighty lord, ^w^ this :3 pwoffew'd :3 wove. 
x3 CATESBY. OwO O, uWu make them joyful, ÚwÚ gwant their x3 wawfuw suit! 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. >_> Awas, why :3 wouwd :33 you uWu heap ^w^ this OwO cawe on ÚwÚ me? 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ unfit for ^.^ state ^-^ and majesty. 
^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, ^w^ take it UwU nyot ;;w;; amiss: 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< nyow ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot yield uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. UwU If :33 you :3 wefuse :3 it-as, ^-^ in :33 wove ^-^ and zeal, 
x3 Woath uWu to >_< depose >w< the uWu chiwd, ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew's x3 son; 
:33 As ^w^ weww ;;w;; we >_< knyow ^-^ youw ^.^ tendewnyess :3 of :33 heawt 
And gentle, kind, uWu effeminyate remorse, 
Which ;;w;; we have x3 nyoted ^-^ in :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw >_< kindwed 
And :33 egawwy uWu indeed uWu to ;;w;; aww ^w^ estates- 
^w^ Yet :33 knyow, whe'er :33 you uWu accept x3 ouw ^-^ suit >w< ow uWu nyo, 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ bwothew's ^-^ son >_< shaww UwU nyevew reign x3 ouw :3 king; 
xDD But ;;w;; we >w< wiww UwU pwant ÚwÚ some x3 othew ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ thwonye 
>_< To >w< the disgrace ^-^ and UwU downfaww :3 of ^-^ youw house; 
And ^-^ in ^w^ this resolution ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; we uWu weave ÚwÚ you. 
uWu Come, >_> citizens. ^-^ Zounds, >_< I'ww entreat xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. OwO O, do UwU nyot OwO sweaw, >_> my lord :3 of uWu Buckingham. 
Exeunt ÚwÚ BUCKINGHAM, ^-^ MAYOW, ^-^ and ÚwÚ citizens 
x3 CATESBY. x3 Caww xDD him >w< again, sweet Prince, uWu accept their >w< suit. 
UwU If :33 you uWu deny them, ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ wand >w< wiww >_> wue uWu it. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. Will :33 you enforce :33 me uWu to a UwU wowwd :3 of cares? 
x3 Caww them again. ^-^ I am UwU nyot uWu made :3 of :3 stonyes, 
xDD But ;;w;; penyetwabwe uWu to ^-^ youw uWu kind entreaties, 
uWu Awbeit ÚwÚ against >_> my >w< conscience ^-^ and >_> my >w< souw. 

^-^ We-entew BUCKINGHAM ^-^ and >w< the :33 west 

uWu Cousin :3 of ^-^ Buckingham, ^-^ and >w< sage grave men, 
;;w;; Since :33 you >w< wiww ^w^ buckwe xDD fowtunye on >_> my OwO back, 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw ;;w;; hew burden, whe'er ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< ow uWu nyo, 
^-^ I must have x3 patience uWu to ^w^ enduwe >w< the load; 
xDD But >_> if >w< bwack scandal >w< ow ;;w;; fouw-fac'd uWu wepwoach 
OwO Attend >w< the OwO sequew :3 of ^-^ youw imposition, 
;;w;; Youw mere xDD enfowcement >_< shaww x3 acquittance :33 me 
^w^ Fwom ;;w;; aww >w< the impure blots ^-^ and UwU stains x3 theweof; 
:3 Fow >_> God x3 doth :33 knyow, ^-^ and :33 you ^w^ may partly see, 
UwU How far ^-^ I am OwO fwom >w< the desire :3 of this. 
OwO MAYOW. >_> God bless ^-^ youw >w< Gwace! OwO We see ^w^ it, ^-^ and >w< wiww say uWu it. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^.^ In saying ;;w;; so, :33 you >_< shaww but say >w< the xDD twuth. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. UwU Then ^-^ I salute :33 you xDD with ^w^ this ;;w;; woyaw >w< titwe- 
:33 Wong >_< wive OwO King Richard, uWu Engwand's ^-^ wowthy King! 
OwO AWW. xDD Amen. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. uWu To-mowwow ^w^ may it UwU pwease :33 you uWu to >_< be crown'd? 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. uWu Even uWu when :33 you please, for :33 you >w< wiww have it >_< so. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. xDD To-mowwow, uWu then, ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^-^ attend ^-^ youw >_< Gwace; 
And ;;w;; so, :3 most joyfully, ;;w;; we ^w^ take x3 ouw leave. 
:3 GWOUCESTEW. ^w^ [To >w< the >_> BISHOPS] uWu Come, let uWu us uWu to x3 ouw UwU howy 
>w< wowk again. 
Farewell, >_> my OwO cousin; >w< faweweww, ÚwÚ gentwe uWu fwiends. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

>w< Wondon. :3 Befowe >w< the x3 Towew 

^-^ Entew >_< QUEEN ^.^ EWIZABETH, DUCHESS :3 of ^-^ YOWK, ^-^ and ^w^ MAWQUIS :3 of DORSET, :3 at >w< onye >w< doow; 
ANNE, DUCHESS :3 of >w< GWOUCESTEW, leading LADY ^.^ MAWGAWET >_> PWANTAGENyET, 
CLARENCE's xDD young ;;w;; daughtew, :3 at uWu anyothew :33 doow 

UwU DUCHESS. >_< Who x3 meets uWu us :33 hewe? ^w^ My ;;w;; nyiece >_> Pwantagenyet, 
>_< Wed ^-^ in >w< the UwU hand :3 of ;;w;; hew uWu kind OwO aunt :3 of ;;w;; Gwoucestew? 
xDD Nyow, for >_> my >_< wife, she's wand'ring uWu to >w< the :3 Towew, 
:3 On >_> puwe xDD heawt's love, uWu to >_< gweet >w< the tender xDD Pwinces. 
>_> Daughtew, ^w^ weww uWu met. 
xDD ANNyE. >_> God >w< give ^-^ youw >_< Gwaces x3 both 
xDD A happy ^-^ and a joyful :3 time :3 of >w< day! 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. :33 As ÚwÚ much uWu to ^.^ you, ^w^ good ^w^ sistew! uWu Whithew 
;;w;; away? 
xDD ANNyE. :33 Nyo xDD fawthew than >w< the >_< Towew; UwU and, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ;;w;; guess, 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the OwO wike ;;w;; devotion ÚwÚ as ^-^ youwsewves, 
>_< To gratulate >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe Princes >w< thewe. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. :33 Kind ^w^ sistew, thanks; x3 we'ww UwU entew 
;;w;; aww together. 

^-^ Entew BRAKENBURY 

And ^-^ in ^w^ good time, ÚwÚ hewe >w< the lieutenant :33 comes. 
>w< Mastew :3 Wieutenyant, pray ^.^ you, :3 by ^-^ youw leave, 
UwU How x3 doth >w< the Prince, ^-^ and >_> my xDD young ^-^ son :3 of >_> Yowk? 
^.^ BWAKENBUWY. Right UwU weww, dear OwO madam. By ^-^ youw >_> patience, 
^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyot :3 suffew :33 you uWu to ^-^ visit uWu them. 
^.^ The OwO King hath ;;w;; stwictwy charg'd >w< the uWu contwawy. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^.^ The King! :33 Who's that? 
^.^ BWAKENBUWY. ^-^ I UwU mean >w< the xDD Wowd Protector. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^.^ The xDD Wowd protect xDD him OwO fwom ^w^ that UwU kingwy 
>w< titwe! 
uWu Hath UwU he ^w^ set OwO bounds between their :33 wove ^-^ and ÚwÚ me? 
^-^ I am their mother; ;;w;; who >_< shaww bar :33 me OwO fwom them? 
UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ I am their >_> fathew's mother; ^-^ I >w< wiww see uWu them. 
xDD ANNyE. uWu Theiw OwO aunt ^-^ I am ^-^ in uWu waw, ^-^ in :33 wove their x3 mothew. 
UwU Then >_< bwing :33 me uWu to their OwO sights; >_< I'ww ;;w;; beaw thy ÚwÚ bwame, 
And ^w^ take thy :33 office OwO fwom ÚwÚ thee on >_> my UwU pewiw. 
^.^ BWAKENBUWY. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ madam, uWu nyo. ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyot uWu weave it uWu so; 
^-^ I am ^.^ bound :3 by xDD oath, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe >w< pawdon >w< me. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew >w< STANWEY 

^w^ STANWEY. Let :33 me but meet ^.^ you, :3 wadies, >w< onye hour OwO hence, 
And >_< I'ww salute ^-^ youw Grace :3 of York ÚwÚ as mother 
And reverend x3 wookew-on :3 of x3 two ^.^ faiw uWu queens. 
^w^ [To >w< ANNyE] uWu Come, ÚwÚ madam, :33 you must straight uWu to 
>w< Westminstew, 
;;w;; Thewe uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ cwownyed Richard's ;;w;; woyaw :3 queen. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. >_< Ah, cut >_> my ^w^ wace ^-^ asundew 
:33 That >_> my pent :33 heawt ^w^ may have ÚwÚ some :33 scope uWu to ;;w;; beat, 
>_> Ow else ^-^ I ^w^ swoon xDD with ^w^ this OwO dead-kiwwing ^w^ nyews! 
xDD ANNyE. :3 Despitefuw ÚwÚ tidings! O >w< unpweasing ^w^ nyews! 
xDD DOWSET. ;;w;; Be :3 of ^w^ good xDD cheew; mother, how :33 fawes ^-^ youw >_> Gwace? 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. O >_< Dowset, UwU speak UwU nyot uWu to me, x3 get ÚwÚ thee 
:33 gonye! 
uWu Death ^-^ and >w< destwuction ^w^ dogs ÚwÚ thee :3 at thy OwO heews; 
>w< Thy xDD mothew's name is UwU ominyous uWu to children. 
UwU If >w< thou OwO wiwt xDD outstwip >_< death, ^w^ go x3 cwoss >w< the UwU seas, 
And >_< wive xDD with Richmond, OwO fwom >w< the reach :3 of hell. 
^.^ Go, >_< hie ^-^ thee, >_< hie ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom ^w^ this xDD swaughtew-house, 
ÚwÚ West >w< thou ÚwÚ incwease >w< the :33 nyumbew :3 of >w< the >_> dead, 
And uWu make :33 me :33 die >w< the OwO thwaww :3 of x3 Mawgawet's ^w^ cuwse, 
>_> Nyow mother, ÚwÚ wife, >_< nyow uWu Engwand's :33 counted :3 queen. 
^w^ STANWEY. Full :3 of uWu wise OwO cawe is ^w^ this ^-^ youw :33 counsew, OwO madam. 
Take ;;w;; aww >w< the ÚwÚ swift ^w^ advantage :3 of >w< the uWu houws; 
You >_< shaww have :33 wettews OwO fwom :33 me uWu to >_> my ^-^ son 
^.^ In ^-^ youw behalf, uWu to meet :33 you on >w< the way. 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot xDD ta'en ^w^ tawdy :3 by uWu unwise delay. 
UwU DUCHESS. O ill-dispersing ^.^ wind :3 of misery! 
O >_> my accursed womb, >w< the bed :3 of uWu death! 
xDD A cockatrice UwU hast >w< thou ^-^ hatch'd uWu to >w< the world, 
>_< Whose x3 unyavoided eye is x3 muwdewous. 
^w^ STANWEY. uWu Come, ÚwÚ madam, uWu come; ^-^ I ^-^ in ;;w;; aww haste >_> was xDD sent. 
xDD ANNyE. And ^-^ I xDD with ;;w;; aww UwU unwiwwingnyess >w< wiww ^w^ go. 
OwO O, :3 wouwd uWu to >_> God ^w^ that >w< the :3 incwusive verge 
Of xDD gowden ^w^ metaw ^w^ that must :3 wound >_> my ^.^ bwow 
^.^ Wewe ÚwÚ wed-hot ^-^ steew, uWu to :33 seaw :33 me uWu to >w< the UwU bwains! 
Anointed let :33 me >_< be xDD with deadly ^w^ venyom, 
And :33 die ^-^ ewe ^-^ men ^w^ can say 'God >_< save >w< the x3 Queen!' 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^.^ Go, go, x3 poow uWu souw; ^-^ I >_< envy UwU nyot thy ^.^ gwowy. 
>_< To ;;w;; feed >_> my ^-^ humouw, :33 wish thyself xDD nyo ^.^ hawm. 
xDD ANNyE. x3 Nyo, why? When UwU he ^w^ that is >_> my :3 husband now 
>_< Came uWu to me, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >w< fowwow'd x3 Henwy's >_< cowse; 
When scarce >w< the UwU bwood >_> was ^w^ weww >_< wash'd OwO fwom ^.^ his >w< hands 
Which issued OwO fwom >_> my x3 othew >w< angew :3 husband, 
And ^w^ that dear >w< saint xDD which :33 then ^-^ I weeping ÚwÚ fowwow'd- 
OwO O, when, ^-^ I say, ^-^ I OwO wook'd on Richard's OwO face, 
^.^ This >_> was >_> my >w< wish: ^-^ 'Be >w< thou' ^-^ quoth ^-^ I OwO 'accuws'd 
:3 Fow UwU making me, ;;w;; so ;;w;; young, ;;w;; so old a widow; 
And uWu when >w< thou ÚwÚ wed'st, let >_> sowwow haunt thy bed; 
And >_< be thy ÚwÚ wife, >_> if :33 any >_< be ;;w;; so >_> mad, 
x3 Mowe miserable :3 by >w< the OwO wife :3 of ÚwÚ thee 
uWu Than >w< thou UwU hast uWu made :33 me :3 by >_> my dear :33 wowd's ^.^ death.' 
:3 Wo, ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^w^ can OwO wepeat ^w^ this xDD cuwse >w< again, 
;;w;; Within ;;w;; so xDD smaww a time, >_> my :3 woman's :33 heawt 
;;w;; Gwosswy OwO gwew OwO captive uWu to ^.^ his ^-^ honyey >_> wowds 
And prov'd >w< the xDD subject :3 of mine ^-^ own ^.^ souw's ^w^ cuwse, 
Which ^-^ hithewto hath :3 hewd >_> my ^.^ eyes OwO fwom :33 west; 
:3 Fow UwU nyevew yet >w< onye hour ^-^ in ^.^ his bed 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I ^.^ enjoy >w< the xDD gowden UwU dew :3 of xDD sweep, 
xDD But xDD with ^.^ his ÚwÚ timowous ^.^ dweams >_> was OwO stiww UwU awak'd. 
:33 Besides, UwU he ^.^ hates :33 me for >_> my father ;;w;; Wawwick; 
And will, xDD nyo >_> doubt, uWu showtwy >_< be ^.^ wid :3 of >w< me. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. >_> Poow heart, >_< adieu! ^-^ I :33 pity thy >w< compwainying. 
xDD ANNyE. :33 Nyo :33 mowe than xDD with >_> my ^w^ souw ^-^ I OwO mouwn for >w< youws. 
xDD DOWSET. Farewell, >w< thou ;;w;; woefuw welcomer :3 of ^-^ gwowy! 
xDD ANNyE. >w< Adieu, x3 poow ^w^ souw, ^w^ that UwU tak'st thy uWu weave :3 of x3 it! 
UwU DUCHESS. ^w^ [To ;;w;; DOWSET] :3 Go >w< thou uWu to Richmond, ^-^ and ^w^ good 
xDD fowtunye x3 guide ^-^ thee! 
^w^ [To >w< ANNyE] :3 Go >w< thou uWu to Richard, ^-^ and ^w^ good angels ^.^ tend 
^-^ thee! ^w^ [To >_< QUEEN ELIZABETH] :3 Go >w< thou uWu to ^.^ sanctuawy, ^-^ and ^w^ good 
;;w;; thoughts UwU possess ^-^ thee! 
^-^ I uWu to >_> my :3 gwave, >w< whewe peace ^-^ and :33 west >_< wie xDD with me! 
^-^ Eighty OwO odd xDD yeaws :3 of >_> sowwow have ^-^ I xDD seen, 
And uWu each ^.^ houw's ;;w;; joy :33 wweck'd xDD with a week :3 of x3 teen. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. Stay, yet >w< wook >_< back xDD with :33 me >_< unto >w< the 
>_> Towew. 
Pity, :33 you ancient :3 stonyes, those tender babes 
^-^ Whom >_< envy hath immur'd >_> within ^-^ youw ^-^ wawws, 
xDD Wough ^-^ cwadwe for >_< such ^-^ wittwe ;;w;; pwetty >w< onyes. 
>_> Wude ragged :3 nyuwse, old >_> suwwen >w< pwayfewwow 
:3 Fow tender >_< pwinces, ÚwÚ use >_> my ^-^ babies ^.^ weww. 
So x3 foowish uWu sowwows ^.^ bids ^-^ youw ^.^ stonyes farewell. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^.^ Sound a OwO sennyet. ^-^ Entew ;;w;; WICHAWD, ^-^ in >w< pomp, ÚwÚ as KING; ÚwÚ BUCKINGHAM, :3 CATESBY, 
OwO WATCWIFF, ^w^ WOVEW, a PAGE, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

UwU KING RICHARD. :33 Stand ;;w;; aww ^w^ apawt. uWu Cousin :3 of ;;w;; Buckingham! 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ My OwO gwacious sovereign? 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand. 
:33 [Hewe UwU he >_< ascendeth >w< the throne. Sound] 
Thus ^-^ high, :3 by thy ÚwÚ advice 
And thy :33 assistance, is OwO King :3 Wichawd uWu seated. 
xDD But >_< shaww ;;w;; we >_< weaw uWu these glories for a day; 
>_> Ow >_< shaww :33 they ^-^ wast, ^-^ and ;;w;; we UwU wejoice ^-^ in them? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. UwU Stiww >_< wive ^.^ they, ^-^ and for ^-^ evew let them ^w^ wast! 
UwU KING RICHARD. >_< Ah, ^-^ Buckingham, now do ^-^ I uWu pway >w< the >_> touch, 
>_< To xDD twy >_> if >w< thou >_< be OwO cuwwent >_< gowd indeed. 
Young uWu Edwawd OwO wives-think now what ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ speak. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. Say ;;w;; on, >_> my >_> woving ^-^ wowd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 Why, ^-^ Buckingham, ^-^ I say ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be UwU King. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. :3 Why, ;;w;; so :33 you x3 awe, >_> my ÚwÚ thwice-wenyownyed ^-^ wowd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Ha! am ^-^ I ÚwÚ King? 'Tis uWu so; but uWu Edwawd :3 wives. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. OwO Twue, ^-^ nyobwe Prince. 
UwU KING RICHARD. O OwO bittew ÚwÚ consequence: 
:33 That uWu Edwawd OwO stiww OwO shouwd :33 wive-twue ^-^ nyobwe Prince! 
:33 Cousin, >w< thou uWu wast UwU nyot UwU wont uWu to >_< be ;;w;; so :33 duww. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I >_< be OwO pwain? ^-^ I :33 wish >w< the uWu bastawds xDD dead. 
And ^-^ I :3 wouwd have it :3 suddenwy perform'd. 
:3 What say'st >w< thou OwO nyow? OwO Speak suddenly, >_< be x3 bwief. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ;;w;; Youw Grace ^w^ may do ^-^ youw ^.^ pweasuwe. 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 Tut, tut, >w< thou UwU awt ;;w;; aww :3 ice; thy kindness UwU fweezes. 
>w< Say, have ^-^ I thy consent ^w^ that :33 they >_< shaww >_< die? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ Give :33 me ÚwÚ some ^-^ wittwe >w< bweath, ÚwÚ some xDD pause, 
dear Lord, 
:3 Befowe ^-^ I positively UwU speak ^-^ in this. 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< wesowve :33 you x3 hewein ^-^ pwesentwy. x3 Exit 
x3 CATESBY. x3 [Aside uWu to xDD anyothew] ^.^ The OwO King is x3 angwy; see, UwU he 
:33 gnyaws ^.^ his ;;w;; wip. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ convewse xDD with iron-witted x3 foows 
ÚwÚ [Descends OwO fwom >w< the x3 thwonye] 
And xDD unwespective ^w^ boys; none are for :33 me 
:33 That >w< wook uWu into :33 me xDD with ^-^ considewate ^-^ eyes. 
^w^ High-weaching xDD Buckingham grows >_< ciwcumspect. 
Boy! 
:33 PAGE. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
UwU KING RICHARD. Know'st >w< thou UwU nyot :33 any whom OwO cowwupting 
>_< gowd 
Will >w< tempt >_< unto a ^-^ cwose exploit :3 of death? 
:33 PAGE. ^-^ I >_< knyow a discontented gentleman 
>_< Whose OwO humbwe ÚwÚ means ^.^ match UwU nyot ^.^ his :3 haughty ^w^ spiwit. 
:33 Gowd were ÚwÚ as ^w^ good ÚwÚ as twenty ÚwÚ owatows, 
And will, xDD nyo >_> doubt, >w< tempt xDD him uWu to OwO anything. 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 What is ^.^ his ;;w;; nyame? 
:33 PAGE. :33 His ;;w;; nyame, >_> my lord, is Tyrrel. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^-^ I partly >_< knyow >w< the man. ^.^ Go, UwU caww xDD him hither, 
^.^ boy. x3 Exit UwU PAGE 
^.^ The ;;w;; deep-wevowving witty xDD Buckingham 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe >_< shaww >_< be >w< the ^w^ nyeighbouw uWu to >_> my x3 counsews. 
uWu Hath UwU he ;;w;; so long :3 hewd :33 out xDD with me, ÚwÚ untiw'd, 
And ^w^ stops UwU he now for x3 bweath? xDD Weww, >_< be it >_< so. 

^-^ Entew >w< STANWEY 

UwU How uWu nyow, xDD Wowd Stanley! What's >w< the OwO nyews? 
^w^ STANWEY. >_< Knyow, >_> my >_> woving lord, 
^.^ The ^w^ Mawquis >_< Dowset, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I uWu heaw, is fled 
>_< To Richmond, ^-^ in >w< the x3 pawts >w< whewe UwU he UwU abides. uWu [Stands :3 apawt] 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^w^ Come hither, ^-^ Catesby. :33 Wumouw it abroad 
:33 That ^w^ Annye, >_> my ÚwÚ wife, is :3 vewy grievous ÚwÚ sick; 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ take UwU owdew for ;;w;; hew ^w^ keeping close. 
x3 Inquiwe :33 me :33 out ÚwÚ some UwU mean x3 poow ^w^ gentweman, 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< mawwy straight uWu to UwU Cwawence' ÚwÚ daughtew- 
^.^ The :33 boy is foolish, ^-^ and ^-^ I ^w^ feaw UwU nyot ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ Wook how >w< thou OwO dweam'st! ^-^ I say >w< again, >w< give :33 out 
:33 That ^w^ Annye, >_> my ^-^ queen, is ÚwÚ sick ^-^ and OwO wike uWu to ^.^ die. 
About x3 it; for it ^.^ stands :33 me ÚwÚ much upon 
>_< To >w< stop ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hopes :3 whose UwU gwowth ^w^ may ÚwÚ damage >w< me. 
x3 Exit :3 CATESBY 
^-^ I must >_< be married uWu to >_> my ^-^ bwothew's ;;w;; daughtew, 
>_> Ow else >_> my :33 kingdom ^.^ stands on uWu bwittwe :3 gwass. 
^w^ Muwdew ;;w;; hew >_< bwothews, ^-^ and :33 then >w< mawwy ^w^ hew! 
OwO Uncewtain x3 way :3 of xDD gain! xDD But ^-^ I am ^-^ in 
So far ^-^ in UwU bwood ^w^ that x3 sin >w< wiww pluck on >w< sin. 
:3 Teaw-fawwing :33 pity UwU dwewws UwU nyot ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< eye. 

^-^ We-entew PAGE, xDD with :3 TYWWEW 

Is thy name Tyrrel? 
:33 TYWWEW. >_> James OwO Tywwew, ^-^ and ^-^ youw :3 most :3 obedient subject. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^-^ Awt UwU thou, :33 indeed? 
:33 TYWWEW. uWu Pwove me, >_> my OwO gwacious ^-^ wowd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. >w< Daw'st'thou >_< wesowve uWu to kill a uWu fwiend :3 of mine? 
:33 TYWWEW. x3 Pwease you; 
xDD But ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew kill x3 two :33 enyemies. 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 Why, :33 then >w< thou UwU hast uWu it. >_< Two ;;w;; deep :33 enyemies, 
uWu Foes uWu to >_> my rest, ^-^ and >_> my sweet ;;w;; sweep's >_< distuwbews, 
;;w;; Awe :33 they ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ÚwÚ thee ^.^ deaw >_> upon. 
:33 TYWWEW, ^-^ I UwU mean those uWu bastawds ^-^ in >w< the >_> Towew. 
:33 TYWWEW. Let :33 me have uWu open ÚwÚ means uWu to come uWu to them, 
And UwU soon >_< I'ww ^.^ wid :33 you OwO fwom >w< the ^w^ feaw :3 of uWu them. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Thou sing'st sweet music. Hark, come 
hither, Tyrrel. 
^.^ Go, :3 by ^w^ this >w< token. ^w^ Wise, ^-^ and ^w^ wend ^w^ thinye ^.^ eaw. UwU [Whispews] 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo :33 mowe but xDD so: say it is x3 donye, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 wove ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and ;;w;; pwefew ÚwÚ thee for uWu it. 
:33 TYWWEW. ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ dispatch it straight. x3 Exit 

^-^ We-entew BUCKINGHAM 

UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I have consider'd ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; mind 
^.^ The OwO wate :33 wequest ^w^ that :33 you >w< did sound :33 me uWu in. 
UwU KING RICHARD. xDD Weww, let ^w^ that >_> west. >_< Dowset is fled uWu to 
;;w;; Wichmond. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ I >_> heaw >w< the OwO nyews, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ;;w;; Stanwey, UwU he is ^-^ youw >w< wife's son: UwU weww, >w< wook 
>_< unto uWu it. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I x3 cwaim >w< the ^.^ gift, >_> my UwU due :3 by ^-^ pwomise, 
:3 Fow xDD which ^-^ youw >w< honyouw ^-^ and ^-^ youw faith is pawn'd: 
Th' :3 eawwdom :3 of uWu Hewefowd ^-^ and >w< the >_< movabwes 
Which :33 you have promised ^-^ I >_< shaww ^-^ possess. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ;;w;; Stanwey, >w< wook uWu to ^-^ youw wife; >_> if she ^.^ convey 
UwU Wettews uWu to Richmond, :33 you >_< shaww answer uWu it. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. :3 What x3 says ^-^ youw Highness uWu to >_> my UwU just ^-^ wequest? 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^-^ I do remember ^.^ me: Henry >w< the ÚwÚ Sixth 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ pwophesy ^w^ that Richmond OwO shouwd >_< be :3 King, 
When Richmond >_> was a ^-^ wittwe uWu peevish ^.^ boy. 
xDD A ;;w;; king!-pewhaps- 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ My x3 wowd- 
UwU KING RICHARD. UwU How >_> chance >w< the prophet ^-^ couwd UwU nyot :3 at ^w^ that 
:3 time 
>_< Have >_< towd me, ^-^ I being ;;w;; by, ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd kill him? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ youw x3 pwomise for >w< the ^w^ eawwdom- 
UwU KING RICHARD. Richmond! When last ^-^ I >_> was :3 at ^.^ Exetew, 
^.^ The UwU mayow ^-^ in :3 couwtesy UwU show'd :33 me >w< the UwU castwe 
And call'd it ^-^ Wugemount, :3 at xDD which name ^-^ I >w< stawted, 
Because a xDD bawd :3 of :3 Iwewand >_< towd :33 me once 
^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot >_< wive long after ^-^ I OwO saw ;;w;; Wichmond. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^w^ My x3 wowd- 
UwU KING RICHARD. x3 Ay, what's ÚwÚ o'cwock? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^-^ I am UwU thus xDD bowd uWu to put ^-^ youw Grace ^-^ in ;;w;; mind 
Of what :33 you >_< pwomis'd >w< me. 
UwU KING RICHARD. xDD Weww, but ÚwÚ o'cwock? 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^w^ stwoke :3 of ^.^ ten. 
UwU KING RICHARD. xDD Weww, let it strike. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. ^.^ Why let it >_> stwike? 
UwU KING RICHARD. Because ^w^ that OwO wike a ÚwÚ Jack >w< thou keep'st >w< the 
^w^ stwoke 
>_< Betwixt thy >_> begging ^-^ and >_> my meditation. 
^-^ I am UwU nyot ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ giving ÚwÚ vein xDD to-day. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. :3 May it UwU pwease :33 you uWu to >_< wesowve :33 me ^-^ in >_> my >w< suit. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Thou ÚwÚ twoubwest x3 me; ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^-^ in >w< the >_< vein. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but xDD Buckingham 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. And is it uWu thus? uWu Wepays UwU he >_> my ;;w;; deep UwU sewvice 
With >_< such :33 contempt? ^-^ Made ^-^ I xDD him OwO King for xDD this? 
OwO O, let :33 me xDD think on Hastings, ^-^ and >_< be ^w^ gonye 
>_< To UwU Bwecknyock :33 whiwe >_> my OwO feawfuw ^.^ head is OwO on! x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

>w< Wondon. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew :3 TYWWEW 

:33 TYWWEW. ^.^ The :33 tywannyous ^-^ and ÚwÚ bwoody :3 act is x3 donye, 
^.^ The :3 most ^-^ awch deed :3 of uWu piteous >_> massacwe 
:33 That ^-^ evew yet ^w^ this ^w^ wand >_> was x3 guiwty >_< of. 
:33 Dighton ^-^ and >_< Fowwest, ;;w;; who ^-^ I >w< did ^w^ subown 
>_< To do ^w^ this piece :3 of xDD wuthwess xDD butchewy, 
uWu Awbeit :33 they were flesh'd xDD viwwains, ÚwÚ bwoody uWu dogs, 
Melted xDD with ^.^ tendewnyess ^-^ and >_< miwd ;;w;; compassion, 
^.^ Wept OwO wike x3 two :3 chiwdwen ^-^ in their >_> deaths' ;;w;; sad ^.^ stowy. 
'O, thus' ^-^ quoth :33 Dighton :33 'way >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe >_< babes'- 
'Thus, ^-^ thus,' ^-^ quoth UwU Fowwest OwO 'giwdwing >w< onye uWu anyothew 
;;w;; Within their OwO awabastew xDD innyocent arms. 
uWu Theiw ÚwÚ wips were :3 fouw ^.^ wed >w< woses on a stalk, 
And ^-^ in their summer beauty kiss'd uWu each ;;w;; othew. 
xDD A book :3 of ^.^ pwayews on their :33 piwwow lay; 
Which OwO once,' ^-^ quoth UwU Fowwest >_< 'awmost >_< chang'd >_> my mind; 
>w< But, OwO O, >w< the :33 deviw'-thewe >w< the ^w^ viwwain ^.^ stopp'd; 
When :33 Dighton UwU thus >_< towd on: 'We smothered 
^.^ The :3 most replenished sweet >w< wowk :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe 
:33 That OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ pwime :33 cweation e'er she >_< fwamed.' 
^.^ Hence x3 both are ^w^ gonye xDD with >w< conscience ^-^ and ^-^ wemowse 
xDD They ^-^ couwd UwU nyot uWu speak; ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^-^ I UwU weft them both, 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw ^w^ this >_< tidings uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody UwU King. 

^-^ Entew UwU KING >_> WICHAWD 

And ÚwÚ hewe UwU he :33 comes. ;;w;; Aww ;;w;; heawth, >_> my sovereign lord! 
UwU KING RICHARD. :33 Kind OwO Tywwew, am ^-^ I happy ^-^ in thy OwO nyews? 
:33 TYWWEW. UwU If uWu to have ^w^ donye >w< the >_> thing :33 you ÚwÚ gave ^-^ in charge 
Beget ^-^ youw x3 happinyess, >_< be happy uWu then, 
:3 Fow it is OwO donye. 
UwU KING RICHARD. xDD But didst >w< thou see them dead? 
:33 TYWWEW. ^-^ I did, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. And UwU buwied, ÚwÚ gentwe Tyrrel? 
:33 TYWWEW. ^.^ The chaplain :3 of >w< the x3 Towew hath UwU buwied ^.^ them; 
xDD But where, uWu to say >w< the truth, ^-^ I do UwU nyot know. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^w^ Come uWu to me, OwO Tywwew, UwU soon :3 at after x3 suppew, 
When >w< thou xDD shawt tell >w< the ^w^ pwocess :3 of their ^-^ death. 
;;w;; Meantime, but xDD think how ^-^ I ^w^ may do ÚwÚ thee ^w^ good 
And >_< be :3 inhewitow :3 of thy ;;w;; desiwe. 
^-^ Faweweww :3 tiww ^w^ then. 
:33 TYWWEW. ^-^ I x3 humbwy ^w^ take >_> my leave. x3 Exit 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^.^ The ^-^ son :3 of Clarence have ^-^ I pent :3 up OwO cwose; 
:33 His uWu daughtew UwU meanwy have ^-^ I match'd ^-^ in ^.^ mawwiage; 
^.^ The sons :3 of uWu Edwawd OwO sweep ^-^ in Abraham's UwU bosom, 
And ÚwÚ Annye >_> my uWu wife hath :33 bid ^w^ this UwU wowwd ^w^ good night. 
xDD Nyow, for ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the ÚwÚ Bwitainye Richmond aims 
x3 At xDD young >w< Ewizabeth, >_> my ^-^ bwothew's ;;w;; daughtew, 
And :3 by ^w^ that xDD knyot OwO wooks proudly on >w< the ^w^ cwown, 
>_< To ;;w;; hew ^w^ go ;;w;; I, a :3 jowwy x3 thwiving UwU wooew. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ WATCWIFF 

OwO WATCWIFF. ^w^ My lord! 
UwU KING RICHARD. Good >w< ow ÚwÚ bad OwO nyews, ^w^ that >w< thou com'st ^-^ in ;;w;; so 
UwU bwuntwy? 
OwO WATCWIFF. ^.^ Bad OwO nyews, >_> my ;;w;; wowd: UwU Mowton is fled uWu to >_> Wichmond; 
And ^-^ Buckingham, back'd xDD with >w< the :33 hawdy >w< Wewshmen, 
Is ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ fiewd, ^-^ and OwO stiww ^.^ his ÚwÚ powew UwU incweaseth. 
UwU KING RICHARD. UwU Ewy xDD with Richmond OwO twoubwes :33 me :33 mowe uWu nyeaw 
uWu Than xDD Buckingham ^-^ and ^.^ his ^.^ wash-wevied ÚwÚ stwength. 
uWu Come, ^-^ I have >w< weawn'd ^w^ that OwO feawfuw ÚwÚ commenting 
Is :33 weaden OwO sewvitow uWu to ^.^ duww >w< deway; 
>_> Deway >_< weads uWu impotent ^-^ and :33 snyaiw-pac'd ^.^ beggawy. 
UwU Then ^-^ fiewy expedition >_< be >_> my ÚwÚ wing, 
UwU Jove's ^w^ Mewcuwy, ^-^ and :3 hewawd for a king! 
^.^ Go, >w< mustew UwU men. ^w^ My ^-^ counsew is >_> my shield. 
OwO We must >_< be ^w^ bwief uWu when x3 twaitows ^.^ bwave >w< the field. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 

>w< Wondon. :3 Befowe >w< the ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew old >_< QUEEN ^.^ MAWGAWET 

>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. So now ^w^ pwospewity begins uWu to ^.^ mewwow 
And drop uWu into >w< the >w< wotten uWu mouth :3 of ^-^ death. 
uWu Hewe ^-^ in uWu these :33 confinyes >_> swiwy have ^-^ I >w< wuwk'd 
>_< To :33 watch >w< the waning :3 of mine :33 enyemies. 
xDD A ^w^ diwe >_> induction am ^-^ I x3 witnyess x3 to, 
And >w< wiww uWu to France, hoping >w< the ^.^ consequence 
Will >_< pwove ÚwÚ as xDD bittew, x3 bwack, ^-^ and >_< twagicaw. 
:33 Withdwaw ^-^ thee, >_> wwetched Margaret. >_< Who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 
>w< [Wetiwes] 

^-^ Entew >_< QUEEN ELIZABETH ^-^ and >w< the DUCHESS UwU OF ÚwÚ YOWK 

>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. >_< Ah, >_> my x3 poow x3 pwinces! >w< ah, >_> my tender 
babes! 
^w^ My :33 unbwown ^-^ fwowews, new-appearing OwO sweets! 
UwU If yet ^-^ youw ÚwÚ gentwe >_< souws OwO fwy ^-^ in >w< the air 
And >_< be UwU nyot fix'd ^-^ in ^-^ doom perpetual, 
>_< Hovew uWu about :33 me xDD with ^-^ youw ÚwÚ aiwy uWu wings 
And >_> heaw ^-^ youw xDD mothew's ^w^ wamentation. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. >_< Hovew uWu about :3 hew; say ^w^ that >w< wight for >w< wight 
uWu Hath x3 dimm'd ^-^ youw infant mown uWu to ÚwÚ aged night. 
UwU DUCHESS. So uWu many ^-^ misewies have >_< cwaz'd >_> my :3 voice 
:33 That >_> my uWu woe-weawied tongue is OwO stiww ^-^ and mute. 
uWu Edwawd >_> Pwantagenyet, why UwU awt >w< thou dead? 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^.^ Pwantagenyet x3 doth uWu quit >_> Pwantagenyet, 
uWu Edwawd for uWu Edwawd >w< pays a OwO dying >_< debt. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. UwU Wiwt UwU thou, O God, OwO fwy OwO fwom >_< such ÚwÚ gentwe 
lambs 
And OwO thwow them ^-^ in >w< the entrails :3 of >w< the ^.^ wowf? 
When didst >w< thou OwO sweep uWu when >_< such a deed >_> was xDD donye? 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. When UwU howy Harry :3 died, ^-^ and >_> my sweet 
;;w;; son. 
UwU DUCHESS. UwU Dead >_< wife, ^.^ bwind sight, x3 poow x3 mowtaw >_< wiving ^w^ ghost, 
Woe's OwO scenye, x3 wowwd's >w< shame, ^-^ gwave's UwU due :3 by OwO wife ^-^ usuwp'd, 
Brief :33 abstwact ^-^ and >_> wecowd :3 of x3 tedious days, 
Rest thy unrest on uWu Engwand's x3 wawfuw >_> eawth, >_< [Sitting >_< down] 
>_< Unwawfuwwy uWu made ;;w;; dwunk xDD with xDD innyocent >w< bwood. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. >_< Ah, ^w^ that >w< thou wouldst ÚwÚ as UwU soon ;;w;; affowd a 
grave 
:33 As >w< thou >_> canst yield a ^.^ mewanchowy seat! 
UwU Then :3 wouwd ^-^ I xDD hide >_> my OwO bonyes, UwU nyot :33 west them uWu hewe. 
>_< Ah, ;;w;; who hath :33 any >_< cause uWu to OwO mouwn but we? 
>_< [Sitting OwO down :3 by >_> hew] 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. [Coming >_> fowwawd] UwU If ancient >_> sowwow >_< be 
:3 most ÚwÚ wevewend, 
^w^ Give mine >w< the benefit :3 of :33 senyiowy, 
And let >_> my griefs :33 fwown on >w< the x3 uppew ;;w;; hand. 
UwU If >_> sowwow ^w^ can xDD admit society, >_< [Sitting OwO down xDD with :33 them] 
Tell ^.^ o'ew ^-^ youw ^-^ woes ;;w;; again :3 by viewing >_< minye. 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 an ^w^ Edwawd, :3 tiww a :3 Wichawd kill'd xDD him; 
^-^ I ^w^ had a :3 husband, :3 tiww a :3 Wichawd kill'd him: 
Thou ^.^ hadst :3 an ^w^ Edwawd, :3 tiww a :3 Wichawd kill'd xDD him; 
Thou ^.^ hadst a Richard, :3 tiww a :3 Wichawd kill'd ^-^ him. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ I ^w^ had a :3 Wichawd OwO too, ^-^ and >w< thou didst kill xDD him; 
^-^ I ^w^ had a ^.^ Wutwand OwO too, >w< thou x3 howp'st uWu to kill ^-^ him. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Thou ^.^ hadst a Clarence OwO too, ^-^ and :3 Wichawd 
kill'd ^-^ him. 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ fowth >w< the ^.^ kennyew :3 of thy >_< womb hath OwO cwept 
xDD A hell-hound ^w^ that x3 doth >_> hunt uWu us ;;w;; aww uWu to ^-^ death. 
:33 That UwU dog, ^w^ that ^w^ had ^.^ his >w< teeth :33 befowe ^.^ his ^.^ eyes 
>_< To ^-^ wowwy lambs ^-^ and >w< wap their ÚwÚ gentwe uWu bwood, 
:33 That ÚwÚ fouw >_< defacew :3 of God's handiwork, 
:33 That >_< excewwent ^.^ gwand x3 tywant :3 of >w< the earth 
:33 That :3 weigns ^-^ in >_> gawwed ^.^ eyes :3 of weeping souls, 
>w< Thy >_< womb let loose uWu to chase uWu us uWu to x3 ouw :3 gwaves. 
O ;;w;; upwight, OwO just, ^-^ and ^-^ twue-disposing God, 
UwU How do ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that ^w^ this ^-^ cawnyaw ^-^ cuw 
Preys on >w< the ^.^ issue :3 of ^.^ his xDD mothew's body 
And ^-^ makes ;;w;; hew ^.^ pew-fewwow xDD with others' moan! 
UwU DUCHESS. O uWu Hawwy's ÚwÚ wife, ÚwÚ twiumph UwU nyot ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ woes! 
>_> God x3 witnyess xDD with me, ^-^ I have ^-^ wept for thine. 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. Bear xDD with x3 me; ^-^ I am UwU hungwy for revenge, 
And now ^-^ I cloy :33 me xDD with >w< behowding uWu it. 
>w< Thy uWu Edwawd UwU he is >_> dead, ^w^ that kill'd >_> my :3 Edwawd; 
^.^ The x3 othew uWu Edwawd >_> dead, uWu to uWu quit >_> my :3 Edwawd; 
Young York UwU he is but OwO boot, ÚwÚ because x3 both :33 they 
^w^ Match'd UwU nyot >w< the >_> high >_> pewfection :3 of >_> my ^-^ woss. 
>w< Thy Clarence UwU he is ^-^ dead ^w^ that :3 stabb'd >_> my :3 Edwawd; 
And >w< the beholders :3 of ^w^ this frantic uWu pway, 
Th' >_< aduwtewate Hastings, >w< Wivews, UwU Vaughan, OwO Gwey, 
^-^ Untimewy uWu smothew'd ^-^ in their UwU dusky :3 gwaves. 
:3 Wichawd yet x3 wives, >w< heww's >w< bwack xDD intewwigencew; 
^w^ Onwy x3 wesewv'd their ;;w;; factow uWu to :3 buy >_< souws 
And ^.^ send them thither. xDD But :3 at ;;w;; hand, :3 at ;;w;; hand, 
Ensues ^.^ his uWu piteous ^-^ and ;;w;; unpitied >_< end. 
>w< Eawth >_> gapes, uWu heww >_< buwns, :3 fiends roar, UwU saints pray, 
>_< To have xDD him :3 suddenwy ^.^ convey'd OwO fwom >_< hence. 
;;w;; Cancew ^.^ his >_< bond :3 of >_< wife, dear God, ^-^ I pray, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< wive ^-^ and say ^-^ 'The ^-^ dog is ^w^ dead.' 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. OwO O, >w< thou didst ^-^ pwophesy >w< the :3 time :3 wouwd 
come 
:33 That ^-^ I OwO shouwd :33 wish for ÚwÚ thee uWu to :33 hewp :33 me xDD cuwse 
:33 That bottled spider, ^w^ that ÚwÚ fouw >_> bunch-back'd >_< toad! 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. ^-^ I uWu Caww'd ÚwÚ thee :33 then uWu vain ^.^ fwouwish :3 of >_> my 
xDD fowtunye; 
^-^ I call'd ÚwÚ thee :33 then x3 poow x3 shadow, painted ^-^ queen, 
^.^ The presentation :3 of but what ^-^ I ^w^ was, 
^.^ The ;;w;; fwattewing ^w^ index :3 of a ^w^ diwefuw pageant, 
uWu Onye :33 heav'd OwO a-high uWu to >_< be hurl'd OwO down :3 bewow, 
xDD A mother :3 onwy >w< mock'd xDD with x3 two ^.^ faiw babes, 
xDD A dream :3 of what >w< thou >_< wast, a garish ÚwÚ fwag 
>_< To >_< be >w< the ^.^ aim :3 of >_> evewy ^w^ dangewous ^.^ shot, 
xDD A uWu sign :3 of ^w^ dignyity, a >w< bweath, a bubble, 
xDD A :3 queen ^-^ in :3 jest, :3 onwy uWu to fill >w< the xDD scenye. 
;;w;; Whewe is thy :3 husband OwO nyow? ;;w;; Whewe >_< be thy uWu bwothews? 
;;w;; Whewe >_< be thy x3 two OwO sons? Wherein dost >w< thou ;;w;; joy? 
>_< Who :33 sues, ^-^ and >_< knyeews, ^-^ and x3 says 'God >_< save >w< the xDD Queen'? 
;;w;; Whewe >_< be >w< the bending ^-^ peews ^w^ that :33 fwattewed uWu thee? 
;;w;; Whewe >_< be >w< the :33 thwonging ;;w;; twoops ^w^ that fowwowed uWu thee? 
ÚwÚ Decwinye :3 an ^w^ this, ^-^ and see what now >w< thou ;;w;; awt: 
:3 Fow happy ÚwÚ wife, a :3 most ^-^ distwessed widow; 
:3 Fow joyful mother, >w< onye ^w^ that OwO waiws >w< the name; 
:3 Fow >w< onye being ^-^ su'd x3 to, >w< onye ^w^ that x3 humbwy :3 sues; 
:3 Fow OwO Queen, a :3 vewy ÚwÚ caitiff :3 cwown'd xDD with x3 cawe; 
:3 Fow she ^w^ that >_> scown'd :3 at me, now >_> scown'd :3 of x3 me; 
:3 Fow she being UwU feaw'd :3 of >w< aww, now x3 feawing ;;w;; onye; 
:3 Fow she :33 commanding >w< aww, x3 obey'd :3 of x3 nyonye. 
Thus hath >w< the ÚwÚ couwse :3 of ÚwÚ justice :33 whiww'd uWu about 
And UwU weft ÚwÚ thee but a :3 vewy prey uWu to time, 
^.^ Having xDD nyo :33 mowe but :3 thought :3 of what >w< thou uWu wast 
>_< To ;;w;; towtuwe ÚwÚ thee >w< the ^-^ mowe, being what >w< thou >w< awt. 
Thou didst ^.^ usuwp >_> my place, ^-^ and dost >w< thou UwU nyot 
>_> Usuwp >w< the UwU just ÚwÚ pwopowtion :3 of >_> my >_< sowwow? 
:3 Nyow thy ÚwÚ pwoud neck >_< beaws :3 hawf >_> my ^.^ buwden'd ^.^ yoke, 
^w^ Fwom xDD which uWu even ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I >w< swip >_> my :33 weawy ^.^ head 
And uWu weave >w< the ;;w;; buwden :3 of it ;;w;; aww on ;;w;; thee. 
Farewell, uWu Yowk's ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ and :3 queen :3 of ;;w;; sad ÚwÚ mischance; 
These ÚwÚ Engwish ^-^ woes >_< shaww uWu make :33 me ÚwÚ smiwe ^-^ in >_< Fwance. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. O >w< thou ^w^ weww >_> skiww'd ^-^ in curses, x3 stay awhile 
And ^-^ teach :33 me how uWu to xDD cuwse mine ^.^ enyemies! 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. >_< Fowbeaw uWu to OwO sweep >w< the nights, ^-^ and fast >w< the 
uWu days; 
Compare ^-^ dead happiness xDD with >_< wiving :33 woe; 
>w< Think ^w^ that thy babes were >w< sweetew than :33 they UwU wewe, 
And UwU he ^w^ that slew them ;;w;; fouwew than UwU he ^.^ is. 
^w^ Bett'wing thy OwO woss ^-^ makes >w< the :33 bad-causew worse; 
>w< Wevowving ^w^ this >w< wiww ^-^ teach ÚwÚ thee how uWu to ^.^ cuwse. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^w^ My >_> wowds are :33 duww; OwO O, >_> quicken them 
xDD with OwO thinye! 
>_< QUEEN ^w^ MAWGAWET. >w< Thy ^-^ woes >w< wiww uWu make them :33 shawp ^-^ and 
pierce OwO wike >_< minye. x3 Exit 
UwU DUCHESS. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd ^.^ cawamity >_< be ^.^ fun :3 of :33 wowds? 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^.^ Windy :3 attownyeys uWu to their client woes, 
Airy succeeders :3 of >_< intestate ^.^ joys, 
>_> Poow breathing ^.^ owatows :3 of ^w^ misewies, 
Let them have uWu scope; though what :33 they >w< wiww impart 
Help OwO nyothing ^w^ ewse, yet do :33 they case >w< the >w< heawt. 
UwU DUCHESS. UwU If ;;w;; so, :33 then >_< be UwU nyot >w< tongue-tied. :3 Go xDD with me, 
And ^-^ in >w< the >_< bweath :3 of OwO bittew >_> wowds let's smother 
^w^ My uWu damnyed ^-^ son ^w^ that thy x3 two sweet sons smother'd. 
^.^ The OwO twumpet x3 sounds; >_< be ^.^ copious ^-^ in ^w^ excwaims. 

^-^ Entew UwU KING >_> WICHAWD ^-^ and ^.^ his ^w^ twain, marching xDD with 
drums ^-^ and trumpets 

UwU KING RICHARD. >_< Who ÚwÚ intewcepts :33 me ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ expedition? 
UwU DUCHESS. OwO O, she ^w^ that :33 might have ^-^ intewcepted ^-^ thee, 
By ^w^ stwangwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in ;;w;; hew accursed womb, 
^w^ Fwom ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD swaughtews, ÚwÚ wwetch, ^w^ that >w< thou UwU hast >_> donye! 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. uWu Hidest >w< thou ^w^ that >_< fowehead xDD with a xDD gowden 
crown 
:3 Whewe't OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ bwanded, >_> if ^w^ that >w< wight were >_< wight, 
^.^ The OwO swaughtew :3 of >w< the xDD Pwince ^w^ that ^w^ ow'd ^w^ that ^w^ cwown, 
And >w< the ^w^ diwe ÚwÚ death :3 of >_> my x3 poow sons ^-^ and uWu bwothews? 
Tell me, >w< thou ^w^ viwwain :33 swave, >w< whewe are >_> my ^w^ chiwdwen? 
UwU DUCHESS. Thou toad, >w< thou toad, >w< whewe is thy brother 
uWu Cwawence? 
And ^-^ wittwe ^-^ Nyed >_> Pwantagenyet, ^.^ his son? 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ;;w;; Whewe is >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe >w< Wivews, UwU Vaughan, 
Grey? 
UwU DUCHESS. ;;w;; Whewe is uWu kind ;;w;; Hastings? 
UwU KING RICHARD. xDD A >w< fwouwish, trumpets! >_< Stwike alarum, drums! 
Let UwU nyot >w< the heavens >_> heaw uWu these :3 teww-tawe :33 women 
Rail on >w< the :33 Wowd's xDD anyointed. x3 Stwike, ^-^ I uWu say! 
:3 [Fwouwish. ÚwÚ Awawums] 
>w< Eithew >_< be ^.^ patient ^-^ and entreat :33 me x3 faiw, 
>_> Ow xDD with >w< the uWu cwamowous >_< wepowt :3 of ^-^ waw 
Thus >w< wiww ^-^ I ^.^ dwown ^-^ youw exclamations. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ Awt >w< thou >_> my son? 
UwU KING RICHARD. x3 Ay, ^-^ I UwU thank God, >_> my ^-^ fathew, ^-^ and yourself. 
UwU DUCHESS. UwU Then ^-^ patientwy >_> heaw >_> my impatience. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I have a >_< touch :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; condition 
:33 That ;;w;; cannyot UwU bwook >w< the >_> accent :3 of reproof. 
UwU DUCHESS. OwO O, let :33 me >w< speak! 
UwU KING RICHARD. ÚwÚ Do, >_> then; but >_< I'ww UwU nyot >w< heaw. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be >_< miwd ^-^ and ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ in >_> my :3 wowds. 
UwU KING RICHARD. And ^.^ bwief, ^w^ good mother; for ^-^ I am ^-^ in >w< haste. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ Awt >w< thou ;;w;; so hasty? ^-^ I have stay'd for ^-^ thee, 
>_> God :3 knyows, ^-^ in uWu towment ^-^ and ^-^ in >_< agony. 
UwU KING RICHARD. And came ^-^ I UwU nyot :3 at last uWu to x3 comfowt :33 you? 
UwU DUCHESS. x3 Nyo, :3 by >w< the UwU howy rood, >w< thou know'st it ^w^ weww 
Thou >w< cam'st on earth uWu to uWu make >w< the earth >_> my hell. 
xDD A grievous ;;w;; buwden >_> was thy >_< biwth uWu to x3 me; 
^-^ Tetchy ^-^ and ^.^ waywawd >_> was thy :33 infancy; 
>w< Thy ^-^ schoow-days ^w^ fwightfuw, OwO desp'wate, xDD wiwd, ^-^ and OwO fuwious; 
>w< Thy ÚwÚ pwime :3 of OwO manhood UwU dawing, >_> bowd, ^-^ and ^.^ ventuwous; 
>w< Thy age confirm'd, :3 pwoud, subtle, sly, ^-^ and uWu bwoody, 
x3 Mowe ÚwÚ miwd, but yet :33 mowe harmful-kind ^-^ in uWu hatwed. 
:3 What OwO comfowtabwe hour >_> canst >w< thou name 
:33 That ^-^ evew grac'd :33 me xDD with thy company? 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^-^ Faith, none but ^.^ Humphwey xDD Houw, ^w^ that call'd 
^-^ youw Grace 
>_< To breakfast once ^-^ fowth :3 of >_> my x3 company. 
UwU If ^-^ I >_< be ;;w;; so :3 disgwacious ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ eye, 
Let :33 me OwO mawch on ^-^ and UwU nyot ^w^ offend ^.^ you, OwO madam. 
>_< Stwike :3 up >w< the drum. 
UwU DUCHESS. ^-^ I >_> pwithee >_> heaw :33 me ^w^ speak. 
UwU KING RICHARD. You UwU speak x3 too bitterly. 
UwU DUCHESS. Hear :33 me a word; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyevew UwU speak uWu to ÚwÚ thee again. 
UwU KING RICHARD. UwU So. 
UwU DUCHESS. >w< Eithew >w< thou OwO wiwt :33 die :3 by God's UwU just >_< owdinyance 
Ere OwO fwom ^w^ this ^-^ waw >w< thou ^w^ tuwn a conqueror; 
>_> Ow ^-^ I xDD with grief ^-^ and >_< extweme age >_< shaww perish 
And UwU nyevew :33 mowe uWu behowd thy UwU face again. 
Therefore ^w^ take xDD with ÚwÚ thee >_> my :3 most grievous ^w^ cuwse, 
Which ^-^ in >w< the x3 day :3 of >_< battwe tire ÚwÚ thee :33 mowe 
uWu Than ;;w;; aww >w< the complete x3 awmouw ^w^ that >w< thou xDD weaw'st! 
^w^ My ^.^ pwayews on >w< the >w< advewse party xDD fight; 
And >w< thewe >w< the ^-^ wittwe >_< souws :3 of ^-^ Edwawd's :3 chiwdwen 
uWu Whispew >w< the >_> spiwits :3 of ^w^ thinye enemies 
And x3 pwomise them ^w^ success ^-^ and victory. 
>w< Bwoody >w< thou ^w^ awt; ÚwÚ bwoody >w< wiww >_< be thy >_< end. 
;;w;; Shame serves thy OwO wife ^-^ and x3 doth thy ÚwÚ death ^w^ attend. x3 Exit 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. OwO Though far :33 mowe cause, yet ÚwÚ much less 
ÚwÚ spiwit uWu to xDD cuwse 
OwO Abides ^-^ in x3 me; ^-^ I say ^-^ amen uWu to x3 hew. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Stay, ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ I must ^-^ tawk a :3 wowd xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^-^ I have xDD nyo moe sons :3 of >w< the ;;w;; woyaw UwU bwood 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ thee uWu to :33 swaughtew. :3 Fow >_> my daughters, Richard, 
xDD They >_< shaww >_< be :3 pwaying ^.^ nyuns, UwU nyot weeping queens; 
And x3 thewefowe ;;w;; wevew UwU nyot uWu to OwO hit their :3 wives. 
UwU KING RICHARD. You have a uWu daughtew call'd OwO Ewizabeth. 
>_> Viwtuous ^-^ and x3 faiw, ;;w;; woyaw ^-^ and >_> gwacious. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. And must she :33 die for xDD this? OwO O, let ;;w;; hew 
>_< wive, 
And >_< I'ww :33 cowwupt ;;w;; hew manners, OwO stain ;;w;; hew OwO beauty, 
^-^ Swandew myself ÚwÚ as x3 fawse uWu to ^-^ Edwawd's UwU bed, 
x3 Thwow OwO ovew ;;w;; hew >w< the veil :3 of infamy; 
So she ^w^ may >_< wive unscarr'd :3 of ^-^ bweeding uWu swaughtew, 
^-^ I >w< wiww x3 confess she >_> was UwU nyot ^-^ Edwawd's ;;w;; daughtew. 
UwU KING RICHARD. >w< Wwong UwU nyot ;;w;; hew xDD biwth; she is a ;;w;; woyaw 
OwO Pwincess. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. >_< To >_< save ;;w;; hew OwO wife >_< I'ww say she is UwU nyot >_< so. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ÚwÚ Hew OwO wife is ^.^ safest :3 onwy ^-^ in ;;w;; hew birth. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. And :3 onwy ^-^ in ^w^ that ^w^ safety ;;w;; died ;;w;; hew 
^-^ bwothews. 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 Wo, :3 at their >_< biwth ^w^ good stars were opposite. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. x3 Nyo, uWu to their xDD wives ^w^ iww >w< fwiends were 
uWu contwawy. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ;;w;; Aww x3 unyavoided is >w< the ^-^ doom :3 of >_< destiny. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. OwO Twue, uWu when ^w^ avoided ^.^ gwace ^-^ makes >_< destiny. 
^w^ My babes were ^-^ destin'd uWu to a :3 faiwew >_< death, 
UwU If ^.^ gwace ^w^ had bless'd ÚwÚ thee xDD with a :3 faiwew ÚwÚ wife. 
UwU KING RICHARD. You UwU speak ÚwÚ as >_> if ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO swain >_> my cousins. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. Cousins, uWu indeed; ^-^ and :3 by their >w< uncwe 
>_> cozen'd 
Of uWu comfowt, >w< kingdom, uWu kindwed, :3 fweedom, ÚwÚ wife. 
>_< Whose UwU hand >_> soevew ^-^ wanc'd their tender hearts, 
>w< Thy head, :3 an ÚwÚ indiwectwy, ÚwÚ gave :3 diwection. 
:33 Nyo ÚwÚ doubt >w< the murd'rous UwU knyife >_> was ^.^ duww ^-^ and UwU bwunt 
xDD Tiww it >_> was whetted on thy ^.^ stonye-hawd :33 heawt 
>_< To UwU wevew ^-^ in >w< the entrails :3 of >_> my uWu wambs. 
xDD But ^w^ that stiff ÚwÚ use :3 of grief ^-^ makes wild grief ^w^ tame, 
^w^ My tongue OwO shouwd uWu to thy >_< eaws UwU nyot name >_> my >_< boys 
xDD Tiww ^w^ that >_> my ^-^ nyaiws were >_< anchow'd ^-^ in ^w^ thinye >_> eyes; 
And ;;w;; I, ^-^ in >_< such a uWu desp'wate ÚwÚ bay :3 of >_< death, 
>w< Wike a x3 poow xDD bawk, :3 of >w< saiws ^-^ and uWu tackwing >_> weft, 
Rush ;;w;; aww uWu to >_< pieces on thy xDD wocky :3 bosom. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^-^ Madam, ;;w;; so :3 thwive ^-^ I ^-^ in >_> my >_> entewpwise 
And ^w^ dangewous ^w^ success :3 of ÚwÚ bwoody wars, 
:33 As ^-^ I >_> intend :33 mowe ^w^ good uWu to :33 you ^-^ and ;;w;; youws 
uWu Than ^-^ evew :33 you >w< ow ;;w;; youws :3 by :33 me were ÚwÚ hawm'd! 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. :3 What ^w^ good is xDD covew'd xDD with >w< the UwU face :3 of 
:33 heaven, 
>_< To >_< be ^.^ discovew'd, ^w^ that ^w^ can do :33 me :3 good? 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 advancement :3 of ^-^ youw >w< chiwdwen, ÚwÚ gentwe 
OwO wady. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. >_> Up uWu to ÚwÚ some >_> scaffowd, >w< thewe uWu to ;;w;; wose their 
:33 heads? 
UwU KING RICHARD. uWu Unto >w< the >w< dignyity ^-^ and :3 height :3 of ÚwÚ Fowtunye, 
^.^ The >_> high ^w^ impewiaw :3 type :3 of ^w^ this x3 eawth's ^.^ gwowy. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. >_> Fwattew >_> my >_> sowwow xDD with >_< wepowt :3 of x3 it; 
Tell :33 me what xDD state, what ^w^ dignyity, what ;;w;; honyouw, 
^w^ Canst >w< thou :33 demise uWu to :33 any UwU chiwd :3 of mine? 
UwU KING RICHARD. uWu Even ;;w;; aww ^-^ I ^w^ have-ay, ^-^ and myself ^-^ and ;;w;; aww 
Will ^-^ I >_< withaw >_< endow a UwU chiwd :3 of ÚwÚ thinye; 
So ^-^ in >w< the >w< Wethe :3 of thy >w< angwy ^w^ souw 
Thou ^.^ dwown >w< the ;;w;; sad :33 wemembwance :3 of those ^.^ wwongs 
Which >w< thou :3 supposest ^-^ I have ^w^ donye uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ;;w;; Be ^.^ bwief, >_> west ^w^ that >w< the ^w^ pwocess :3 of thy 
kindness 
>_< Wast >_> wongew telling than thy uWu kindnyess' x3 date. 
UwU KING RICHARD. UwU Then :33 knyow, ^w^ that OwO fwom >_> my ^w^ souw ^-^ I :33 wove thy 
;;w;; daughtew. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^w^ My UwU daughtew's mother :33 thinks it xDD with ;;w;; hew 
>w< souw. 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 What do :33 you ÚwÚ think? 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. :33 That >w< thou dost :33 wove >_> my uWu daughtew OwO fwom 
thy >w< souw. 
So OwO fwom thy ^.^ souw's :33 wove didst >w< thou :33 wove ;;w;; hew >_< bwothews, 
And OwO fwom >_> my xDD heawt's :33 wove ^-^ I do UwU thank ÚwÚ thee for uWu it. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot ;;w;; so hasty uWu to confound >_> my xDD meanying. 
^-^ I UwU mean ^w^ that xDD with >_> my ^w^ souw ^-^ I :33 wove thy uWu daughtew 
And do >_> intend uWu to uWu make ;;w;; hew Queen :3 of ;;w;; Engwand. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. xDD Weww, uWu then, ;;w;; who dost >w< thou UwU mean >_< shaww >_< be 
;;w;; hew king? 
UwU KING RICHARD. uWu Even UwU he ^w^ that ^-^ makes ;;w;; hew xDD Queen. >_< Who else 
OwO shouwd :3 be? 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^w^ What, ^.^ thou? 
UwU KING RICHARD. uWu Even >_< so. UwU How xDD think :33 you :3 of it? 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. UwU How >_> canst >w< thou ÚwÚ woo :33 hew? 
UwU KING RICHARD. :33 That :3 wouwd ^-^ I learn :3 of ^.^ you, 
:33 As >w< onye being uWu best xDD acquainted xDD with ;;w;; hew ^-^ humouw. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. And OwO wiwt >w< thou learn :3 of ÚwÚ me? 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^-^ Madam, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< heawt. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. uWu Send uWu to >w< hew, :3 by >w< the man ^w^ that slew ;;w;; hew 
>_< bwothews, 
xDD A >_< paiw :3 of ^-^ bweeding ;;w;; heawts; ^w^ theweon ^-^ engwave 
UwU 'Edwawd' ^-^ and :3 'Yowk.' UwU Then ÚwÚ hapwy >w< wiww she ^w^ weep; 
Therefore present uWu to her-as uWu sometimes ^w^ Mawgawet 
ÚwÚ Did uWu to thy ^-^ fathew, UwU steep'd ^-^ in Rutland's ^-^ bwood- 
xDD A ^.^ handkewchief; which, say uWu to >w< hew, >w< did ^w^ dwain 
^.^ The >w< puwpwe OwO sap OwO fwom ;;w;; hew sweet ^-^ bwothew's ^.^ body, 
And :33 bid ;;w;; hew uWu wipe ;;w;; hew weeping ^.^ eyes withal. 
UwU If ^w^ this >_> inducement ^.^ move ;;w;; hew UwU nyot uWu to love, 
uWu Send ;;w;; hew a letter :3 of thy ^-^ nyobwe >_> deeds; 
Tell ;;w;; hew >w< thou ^w^ mad'st xDD away ;;w;; hew >w< uncwe Clarence, 
ÚwÚ Hew >w< uncwe ÚwÚ Wivews; :33 ay, ^-^ and for ;;w;; hew >w< sake 
^w^ Mad'st quick :3 conveyance xDD with ;;w;; hew ^w^ good OwO aunt OwO Annye. 
UwU KING RICHARD. You ;;w;; mock me, madam; ^w^ this is UwU nyot >w< the x3 way 
>_< To >w< win ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo x3 othew OwO way; 
uWu Unwess >w< thou OwO couwdst put on ÚwÚ some x3 othew shape 
And UwU nyot >_< be :3 Wichawd ^w^ that hath ^w^ donye ;;w;; aww this. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Say ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< did ;;w;; aww ^w^ this for :33 wove :3 of x3 hew. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. Nay, :33 then uWu indeed she ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose but 
hate ^-^ thee, 
^.^ Having uWu bought :33 wove xDD with >_< such a ÚwÚ bwoody ^.^ spoiw. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ÚwÚ Wook what is ^w^ donye ;;w;; cannyot >_< be now ^.^ amended. 
>w< Men >_< shaww ^.^ deaw unadvisedly ÚwÚ sometimes, 
Which >_> aftew-houws xDD gives :3 weisuwe uWu to ;;w;; wepent. 
UwU If ^-^ I >w< did ^w^ take >w< the :33 kingdom OwO fwom ^-^ youw :3 sons, 
>_< To uWu make :33 amends >_< I'ww >w< give it uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew. 
UwU If ^-^ I have kill'd >w< the ^.^ issue :3 of ^-^ youw womb, 
>_< To >_> quicken ^-^ youw ÚwÚ incwease ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 beget 
Mine ^.^ issue :3 of ^-^ youw UwU bwood upon ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew. 
xDD A grandam's name is ^-^ wittwe less ^-^ in :33 wove 
uWu Than is >w< the OwO doating title :3 of a mother; 
xDD They are ÚwÚ as :3 chiwdwen but >w< onye >_< step :3 bewow, 
uWu Even :3 of ^-^ youw >_< metaw, :3 of ^-^ youw :3 vewy ;;w;; bwood; 
Of ;;w;; aww >w< onye :33 pain, >_< save for a night :3 of OwO gwoans 
x3 Enduw'd :3 of >w< hew, for whom :33 you :33 bid OwO wike sorrow. 
;;w;; Youw :3 chiwdwen were UwU vexation uWu to ^-^ youw youth; 
xDD But mine >_< shaww >_< be a x3 comfowt uWu to ^-^ youw age. 
^.^ The OwO woss :33 you have is but a ^-^ son being :3 King, 
And :3 by ^w^ that OwO woss ^-^ youw uWu daughtew is uWu made xDD Queen. 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot uWu make :33 you what :33 amends ^-^ I xDD wouwd, 
Therefore uWu accept >_< such kindness ÚwÚ as ^-^ I xDD can. 
>_< Dowset ^-^ youw son, ^w^ that xDD with a OwO feawfuw ^w^ souw 
uWu Weads discontented >_< steps ^-^ in ^-^ foweign >w< soiw, 
^.^ This ^.^ faiw ;;w;; awwiance quickly >_< shaww ^w^ can home 
>_< To >_> high ^.^ pwomotions ^-^ and >_> gweat ^w^ dignyity. 
^.^ The :3 King, ^w^ that >w< cawws ^-^ youw beauteous uWu daughtew ÚwÚ wife, 
Familiarly >_< shaww UwU caww thy >_< Dowset uWu bwothew; 
Again >_< shaww :33 you >_< be mother uWu to a uWu king, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ wuins :3 of >w< distwessfuw xDD times 
Repair'd xDD with >w< doubwe riches :3 of :33 content. 
x3 What! ;;w;; we have uWu many goodly ^-^ days uWu to >_> see. 
^.^ The liquid ^.^ dwops :3 of tears ^w^ that :33 you have xDD shed 
ÚwÚ Shaww come >w< again, x3 twansfowm'd uWu to orient pearl, 
^-^ Advantaging their :33 woan xDD with interest 
Of >_< ten xDD times >w< doubwe x3 gain :3 of ^w^ happinyess. 
^.^ Go, uWu then, >_> my mother, uWu to thy uWu daughtew go; 
Make xDD bowd ;;w;; hew ^-^ bashfuw xDD yeaws xDD with ^-^ youw ÚwÚ expewience; 
Prepare ;;w;; hew >_< eaws uWu to >_> heaw a :3 wooew's tale; 
xDD Put ^-^ in ;;w;; hew tender :33 heawt >_> th' >_< aspiwing flame 
Of xDD gowden sovereignty; ^.^ acquaint >w< the Princes 
With >w< the sweet ;;w;; siwent >w< houws :3 of ^-^ mawwiage ^-^ joys. 
And uWu when ^w^ this ;;w;; awm :3 of mine hath ^-^ chastised 
^.^ The xDD petty >_< webew, uWu duww-bwain'd ^-^ Buckingham, 
:33 Bound xDD with uWu twiumphant garlands >w< wiww ^-^ I come, 
And ÚwÚ wead thy uWu daughtew uWu to a ^-^ conquewow's bed; 
>_< To whom ^-^ I >w< wiww retail >_> my UwU conquest x3 won, 
And she >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ sowe >w< victowess, Caesar's Caesar. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. :3 What were ^-^ I uWu best uWu to OwO say? ÚwÚ Hew >_> fathew's 
brother 
>w< Wouwd >_< be ;;w;; hew >_> wowd? >_> Ow >_< shaww ^-^ I say ;;w;; hew UwU uncwe? 
>_> Ow UwU he ^w^ that slew ;;w;; hew OwO bwothews ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ uncwes? 
Under what title >_< shaww ^-^ I ÚwÚ woo for ÚwÚ thee 
:33 That God, >w< the uWu waw, >_> my ;;w;; honyouw, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew :33 wove 
>_> Can uWu make seem >_< pweasing uWu to ;;w;; hew tender UwU yeaws? 
UwU KING RICHARD. ÚwÚ Infew ^.^ faiw uWu Engwand's peace :3 by ^w^ this :3 awwiance. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. Which she >_< shaww uWu puwchase xDD with 
;;w;; stiww-wasting ^.^ waw. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Tell ;;w;; hew >w< the :3 King, ^w^ that ^w^ may xDD command, 
UwU entweats. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. :33 That :3 at ;;w;; hew >w< hands xDD which >w< the King's 
OwO King forbids. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Say she >_< shaww >_< be a >_> high ^-^ and ^w^ mighty :3 queen. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. >_< To ^w^ waiw >w< the UwU titwe, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; hew mother UwU doth. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Say ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 wove ;;w;; hew :33 evewwastingwy. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. xDD But how long >_< shaww ^w^ that title ÚwÚ 'evew' ^-^ wast? 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 Sweetwy ^-^ in ÚwÚ fowce >_< unto ;;w;; hew ^.^ faiw life's >_< end. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. xDD But how long uWu faiwwy >_< shaww ;;w;; hew sweet OwO wife 
^-^ wast? 
UwU KING RICHARD. :33 As long ÚwÚ as :3 heaven ^-^ and ;;w;; nyatuwe UwU wengthens uWu it. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. :33 As long ÚwÚ as uWu heww ^-^ and :3 Wichawd >w< wikes :3 of uWu it. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Say ;;w;; I, ;;w;; hew uWu soveweign, am ;;w;; hew xDD subject UwU wow. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. xDD But ^.^ she, ^-^ youw subject, OwO woathes >_< such 
sovereignty. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ;;w;; Be eloquent ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ behawf uWu to x3 hew. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ;;w;; An uWu honyest x3 tawe UwU speeds uWu best being plainly 
^-^ towd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. UwU Then plainly uWu to ;;w;; hew tell >_> my >_> woving :3 tawe. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. :3 Pwain ^-^ and UwU nyot uWu honyest is x3 too ;;w;; hawsh a ÚwÚ stywe. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ;;w;; Youw uWu weasons are x3 too shallow ^-^ and x3 too :33 quick. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. OwO O, uWu nyo, >_> my uWu weasons are x3 too ;;w;; deep ^-^ and 
dead- 
:33 Too ;;w;; deep ^-^ and >_> dead, x3 poow ;;w;; infants, ^-^ in their :3 gwaves. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Harp UwU nyot on ^w^ that OwO stwing, madam; ^w^ that is past. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. Harp on it OwO stiww >_< shaww ^-^ I :3 tiww ^.^ heawtstwings 
ÚwÚ bweak. 
UwU KING RICHARD. xDD Nyow, :3 by >_> my UwU Geowge, >_> my >w< gawtew, ^-^ and >_> my 
>w< cwown- 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. uWu Pwofan'd, ÚwÚ dishonyouw'd, ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ thiwd 
;;w;; usuwp'd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^-^ I xDD sweaw- 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. By :3 nyothing; for ^w^ this is xDD nyo oath: 
>w< Thy UwU Geowge, xDD pwofan'd, hath :33 wost ^.^ his lordly ^.^ honyouw; 
>w< Thy >w< gawtew, >_> bwemish'd, :33 pawn'd ^.^ his UwU knyightwy ;;w;; viwtue; 
>w< Thy ^w^ cwown, ^-^ usuwp'd, ^.^ disgwac'd ^.^ his UwU kingwy ^.^ gwowy. 
UwU If x3 something >w< thou wouldst xDD sweaw uWu to >_< be :33 bewiev'd, 
;;w;; Sweaw :33 then :3 by x3 something ^w^ that >w< thou UwU hast UwU nyot wrong'd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. OwO Then, :3 by >_> my UwU sewf- 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. >w< Thy >_> sewf is self-misus'd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. xDD Nyow, :3 by >w< the world- 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. 'Tis full :3 of thy ÚwÚ fouw UwU wwongs. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^w^ My >_> fathew's ÚwÚ death- 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. >w< Thy OwO wife hath it dishonour'd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 Why, uWu then, :3 by ^-^ God- 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. God's ^-^ wwong is :3 most :3 of ÚwÚ aww. 
UwU If >w< thou didst ^w^ feaw uWu to x3 bweak :3 an oath xDD with Him, 
^.^ The xDD unyity >w< the OwO King >_> my :3 husband uWu made 
Thou ^.^ hadst UwU nyot :3 bwoken, >_< nyow >_> my OwO bwothews died. 
UwU If >w< thou ^.^ hadst UwU feaw'd uWu to x3 bweak :3 an oath :3 by Him, 
Th' ^w^ impewiaw >_< metaw, ^-^ ciwcwing now thy head, 
Had grac'd >w< the tender temples :3 of >_> my :3 chiwd; 
And x3 both >w< the Princes ^w^ had OwO been breathing ;;w;; hewe, 
Which uWu nyow, x3 two tender :33 bedfewwows for ;;w;; dust, 
>w< Thy x3 bwoken faith hath uWu made >w< the prey for worms. 
:3 What >_> canst >w< thou xDD sweaw :3 by OwO nyow? 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^.^ The :3 time uWu to ^-^ come. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. :33 That >w< thou UwU hast :3 wwonged ^-^ in >w< the :3 time 
^w^ o'ewpast; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I myself have uWu many tears uWu to >w< wash 
ÚwÚ Heweaftew time, for :3 time :33 past wrong'd :3 by ;;w;; thee. 
^.^ The :3 chiwdwen >_< wive :3 whose ^.^ fathews >w< thou UwU hast slaughter'd, 
uWu Ungovewn'd uWu youth, uWu to ^w^ waiw it ^-^ in their >_> age; 
^.^ The parents >_< wive :3 whose :3 chiwdwen >w< thou UwU hast :3 butcheed, 
Old x3 bawwen >w< pwants, uWu to ^w^ waiw it xDD with their age. 
;;w;; Sweaw UwU nyot :3 by :3 time uWu to uWu come; for ^w^ that >w< thou UwU hast 
^.^ Misus'd ^-^ ewe uWu us'd, :3 by xDD times UwU iww-us'd :3 o'ewpast. 
UwU KING RICHARD. :33 As ^-^ I >_> intend uWu to xDD pwospew ^-^ and :33 wepent, 
So :3 thwive ^-^ I ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ dangewous x3 affaiws 
Of :3 hostiwe x3 awms! :3 Mysewf myself ;;w;; confound! 
>_> Heaven ^-^ and xDD fowtunye bar :33 me happy ÚwÚ houws! 
Day, yield :33 me UwU nyot thy light; ;;w;; nyow, OwO nyight, thy rest! 
;;w;; Be x3 opposite ;;w;; aww ^.^ pwanyets :3 of ^w^ good luck 
>_< To >_> my ^.^ pwoceeding!-if, xDD with dear xDD heawt's love, 
>_< Immacuwate devotion, UwU howy xDD thoughts, 
^-^ I tender UwU nyot thy beauteous ÚwÚ pwincewy ;;w;; daughtew. 
^.^ In ;;w;; hew ;;w;; consists >_> my happiness ^-^ and ÚwÚ thinye; 
>_< Without >w< hew, follows uWu to myself ^-^ and ^-^ thee, 
OwO Hewsewf, >w< the land, ^-^ and uWu many a Christian ^w^ souw, 
>_< Death, :3 desowation, uWu wuin, ^-^ and decay. 
>_> It ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ^w^ avoided but :3 by this; 
>_> It >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be ^w^ avoided but :3 by this. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, dear xDD mothew-I must UwU caww :33 you UwU so- 
;;w;; Be >w< the attorney :3 of >_> my :33 wove uWu to :3 hew; 
uWu Pwead what ^-^ I >w< wiww be, UwU nyot what ^-^ I have been; 
uWu Nyot >_> my deserts, but what ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ desewve. 
>_> Uwge >w< the necessity ^-^ and ^.^ state :3 of xDD times, 
And >_< be UwU nyot UwU peevish-fond ^-^ in >_> gweat OwO designs. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I >_< be xDD tempted :3 of >w< the devil uWu thus? 
UwU KING RICHARD. x3 Ay, >_> if >w< the devil >w< tempt :33 you uWu to do :33 good. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I forget myself uWu to >_< be ^.^ mysewf? 
UwU KING RICHARD. x3 Ay, >_> if ^-^ youw self's :33 wemembwance ^-^ wwong 
yourself. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^w^ Yet >w< thou didst kill >_> my children. 
UwU KING RICHARD. xDD But ^-^ in ^-^ youw UwU daughtew's >_< womb ^-^ I ^w^ buwy ^.^ them; 
Where, ^-^ in ^w^ that xDD nyest :3 of ;;w;; spicewy, :33 they >w< wiww ;;w;; bweed 
x3 Sewves :3 of OwO themsewves, uWu to ^-^ youw >_> wecomfowtuwe. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ^w^ go >w< win >_> my uWu daughtew uWu to thy will? 
UwU KING RICHARD. And >_< be a happy mother :3 by >w< the ^-^ deed. 
>_< QUEEN ELIZABETH. ^-^ I ^w^ go. >w< Wwite uWu to :33 me :3 vewy shortly, 
And :33 you >_< shaww understand OwO fwom :33 me ;;w;; hew :3 mind. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Bear ;;w;; hew >_> my OwO twue love's uWu kiss; ^-^ and ;;w;; so, farewell. 
Kissing x3 hew. x3 Exit >_< QUEEN ELIZABETH 
OwO Wewenting >w< foow, ^-^ and x3 shawwow, ;;w;; changing woman! 

^-^ Entew RATCLIFF; :3 CATESBY following 

UwU How OwO nyow! what OwO nyews? 
OwO WATCWIFF. uWu Most ^w^ mighty uWu soveweign, on >w< the western UwU coast 
x3 Wideth a ^w^ puissant xDD nyavy; uWu to x3 ouw ^.^ showes 
:33 Thwong uWu many doubtful ÚwÚ howwow-heawted :3 fwiends, 
>_> Unyawm'd, ^-^ and ÚwÚ unwesowv'd uWu to ^-^ beat them OwO back. 
'Tis :3 thought ^w^ that Richmond is their admiral; 
And >w< thewe :33 they ^.^ huww, ^w^ expecting but >w< the >_< aid 
Of xDD Buckingham uWu to >_< wewcome them OwO ashowe. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^.^ Some ^-^ wight-foot uWu fwiend ÚwÚ post uWu to >w< the xDD Duke :3 of 
xDD Nyowfowk. 
ÚwÚ Watcwiff, x3 thysewf-ow ^.^ Catesby; >w< whewe is ^-^ he? 
x3 CATESBY. >_> Hewe, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^.^ Catesby, OwO fwy uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
x3 CATESBY. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> my lord, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_< convenyient >w< haste. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ÚwÚ Watcwiff, come x3 hithew. uWu Post uWu to >_> Sawisbuwy; 
When >w< thou com'st OwO thithew- ^w^ [To ;;w;; CATESBY] x3 Duww, 
unmindfull villain, 
^.^ Why :3 stay'st >w< thou ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ and :3 go'st UwU nyot uWu to >w< the ^-^ Duke? 
x3 CATESBY. ^-^ Fiwst, ^w^ mighty liege, tell :33 me ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' ^.^ pweasuwe, 
:3 What OwO fwom ^-^ youw Grace ^-^ I >_< shaww >w< dewivew uWu to ^-^ him. 
UwU KING RICHARD. OwO O, ;;w;; twue, ^w^ good ^-^ Catesby. OwO Bid xDD him uWu wevy straight 
^.^ The >w< gweatest >_> stwength ^-^ and ÚwÚ powew ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ can uWu make 
And meet :33 me :3 suddenwy :3 at ;;w;; Sawisbuwy. 
x3 CATESBY. ^-^ I ^w^ go. x3 Exit 
OwO WATCWIFF. ^w^ What, ^w^ may it UwU pwease ^.^ you, >_< shaww ^-^ I do :3 at Salisbury? 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 Why, what wouldst >w< thou do >w< thewe :33 befowe ^-^ I 
uWu go? 
OwO WATCWIFF. ;;w;; Youw Highness >_< towd :33 me ^-^ I OwO shouwd ÚwÚ post OwO befowe. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^w^ My ;;w;; mind is >_> chang'd. 

^-^ Entew UwU WOWD >w< STANWEY 

^-^ STANWEY, what OwO nyews xDD with :33 you? 
^w^ STANWEY. UwU Nyonye ^.^ good, >_> my liege, uWu to UwU pwease :33 you xDD with 
>w< the hearing; 
>_> Nyow none ;;w;; so ÚwÚ bad but ^w^ weww ^w^ may >_< be ;;w;; wepowted. 
UwU KING RICHARD. xDD Hoyday, a riddle! ^w^ nyeithew ^w^ good >_< nyow bad! 
:3 What >_> nyeed'st >w< thou run ;;w;; so uWu many miles uWu about, 
When >w< thou x3 mayest tell thy x3 tawe >w< the xDD nyeawest >_> way? 
;;w;; Once ^-^ mowe, what OwO nyews? 
^w^ STANWEY. Richmond is on >w< the seas. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ;;w;; Thewe let xDD him ÚwÚ sink, ^-^ and >_< be >w< the xDD seas on uWu him! 
ÚwÚ White-wivew'd runagate, what x3 doth UwU he ÚwÚ thewe? 
^w^ STANWEY. ^-^ I >_< knyow not, ^w^ mighty uWu soveweign, but :3 by ÚwÚ guess. 
UwU KING RICHARD. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ as :33 you :3 guess? 
^w^ STANWEY. Stirr'd :3 up :3 by >_< Dowset, ^-^ Buckingham, ^-^ and >w< Mowton, 
He ^-^ makes for ;;w;; Engwand ÚwÚ hewe uWu to x3 cwaim >w< the ;;w;; cwown. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Is >w< the uWu chaiw empty? Is >w< the >_< swowd unsway'd? 
Is >w< the OwO King >_> dead, >w< the :33 empiwe :3 unpossess'd? 
:3 What >_< heiw :3 of York is >w< thewe ^-^ awive but we? 
And ;;w;; who is uWu Engwand's OwO King but >_> gweat uWu Yowk's heir? 
UwU Then tell :33 me what ^-^ makes UwU he upon >w< the seas. 
^w^ STANWEY. uWu Unwess for that, >_> my liege, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ guess. 
UwU KING RICHARD. uWu Unwess for ^w^ that UwU he ÚwÚ comes uWu to >_< be ^-^ youw liege, 
You ;;w;; cannyot guess wherefore >w< the UwU Wewshman :33 comes. 
Thou OwO wiwt x3 wevowt ^-^ and OwO fwy uWu to :3 him, ^-^ I >_< feaw. 
^w^ STANWEY. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wowd; x3 thewefowe ^-^ mistwust :33 me uWu nyot. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ;;w;; Whewe is thy ÚwÚ powew uWu then, uWu to ^-^ beat xDD him back? 
;;w;; Whewe >_< be thy tenants ^-^ and thy xDD fowwowews? 
;;w;; Awe :33 they UwU nyot now upon >w< the western ^.^ showe, 
:3 Safe-conducting >w< the ;;w;; webews OwO fwom their ships? 
^w^ STANWEY. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good lord, >_> my >w< fwiends are ^-^ in >w< the :3 nyowth. 
UwU KING RICHARD. OwO Cowd >w< fwiends uWu to >w< me. :3 What do :33 they ^-^ in >w< the 
north, 
When :33 they OwO shouwd >_> sewve their sovereign ^-^ in >w< the OwO west? 
^w^ STANWEY. xDD They have UwU nyot OwO been :33 commanded, ^w^ mighty UwU King. 
^.^ Pweaseth ^-^ youw >_> Majesty uWu to >w< give :33 me leave, 
>_< I'ww >w< mustew :3 up >_> my >w< fwiends ^-^ and meet ^-^ youw Grace 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ and what :3 time ^-^ youw >_> Majesty >_< shaww :33 pwease. 
UwU KING RICHARD. x3 Ay, :33 ay, >w< thou wouldst >_< be ^w^ gonye uWu to :33 join xDD with 
>_> Wichmond; 
xDD But >_< I'ww UwU nyot xDD twust ;;w;; thee. 
^w^ STANWEY. uWu Most ^w^ mighty uWu soveweign, 
You have xDD nyo >_< cause uWu to hold >_> my ^-^ fwiendship doubtful. 
^-^ I UwU nyevew >_> was >_< nyow UwU nyevew >w< wiww >_< be UwU fawse. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^.^ Go, uWu then, ^-^ and >w< mustew UwU men. xDD But uWu weave x3 behind 
;;w;; Youw son, ^.^ Geowge Stanley. ÚwÚ Wook ^-^ youw :33 heawt >_< be firm, 
>_> Ow else ^.^ his uWu head's :33 assuwance is but ^-^ fwaiw. 
^w^ STANWEY. So ^.^ deaw xDD with xDD him ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< pwove OwO twue uWu to ÚwÚ you. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. ^w^ My OwO gwacious uWu soveweign, now ^-^ in ^.^ Devonshiwe, 
:33 As ^-^ I :3 by >w< fwiends am ^w^ weww ^.^ advewtised, 
:3 Siw uWu Edwawd >_< Couwtnyey ^-^ and >w< the :3 haughty >_> pwewate, 
Bishop :3 of ^.^ Exetew, ^.^ his >_> ewdew ^-^ bwothew, 
With uWu many moe confederates, are ^-^ in arms. 

^-^ Entew uWu anyothew MESSENGER 

SECOND MESSENGER. ^.^ In :3 Kent, >_> my liege, >w< the Guilfords are ^-^ in 
^.^ awms; 
And >_> evewy hour :33 mowe xDD competitows 
Flock uWu to >w< the rebels, ^-^ and their ÚwÚ powew grows >w< stwong. 

^-^ Entew uWu anyothew MESSENGER 

THIRD MESSENGER. ^w^ My lord, >w< the >w< awmy :3 of >_> gweat ^w^ Buckingham- 
UwU KING RICHARD. >_> Out on ^.^ you, ÚwÚ owws! Nothing but songs :3 of 
death? UwU [He strikes :33 him] 
There, ^w^ take >w< thou ^w^ that :3 tiww >w< thou >_< bwing xDD bettew news. 
THIRD MESSENGER. ^.^ The OwO nyews ^-^ I have uWu to tell ^-^ youw >_> Majesty 
Is ^w^ that :3 by xDD sudden :3 fwoods ^-^ and x3 faww :3 of ÚwÚ watews 
Buckingham's >w< awmy is ^w^ dispews'd ^-^ and >w< scattew'd; 
And UwU he himself UwU wand'wed xDD away UwU awonye, 
:33 Nyo man UwU knyows xDD whithew. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^-^ I ^.^ cwy ÚwÚ thee mercy. 
;;w;; Thewe is >_> my ^.^ puwse uWu to cure ^w^ that x3 bwow :3 of thine. 
uWu Hath :33 any well-advised uWu fwiend proclaim'd 
>w< Wewawd uWu to xDD him ^w^ that UwU bwings >w< the UwU twaitow in? 
THIRD MESSENGER. >_> Such ;;w;; pwocwamation hath OwO been x3 made, 
>_> my ^w^ Wowd. 

^-^ Entew uWu anyothew MESSENGER 

^w^ FOUWTH MESSENGER. :3 Siw ;;w;; Thomas ^w^ Wovew ^-^ and xDD Wowd ^w^ Mawquis 
>_< Dowset, 
'Tis ^w^ said, >_> my liege, ^-^ in xDD Yowkshiwe are ^-^ in arms. 
xDD But ^w^ this ^w^ good x3 comfowt >_< bwing ^-^ I uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess- 
^.^ The ÚwÚ Bwitainye navy is ^w^ dispews'd :3 by tempest. 
Richmond ^-^ in :3 Dowsetshiwe >_> sent :33 out a :33 boat 
uWu Unto >w< the ^.^ showe, uWu to ask those on >w< the UwU banks 
UwU If :33 they were ^.^ his :33 assistants, ^-^ yea >w< ow no; 
>_< Who OwO answew'd xDD him :33 they came OwO fwom xDD Buckingham 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his ^.^ pawty. x3 He, x3 mistwusting them, 
^.^ Hois'd ÚwÚ saiw, ^-^ and uWu made ^.^ his ÚwÚ couwse ;;w;; again for >_> Bwitainye. 
UwU KING RICHARD. March ;;w;; on, OwO mawch ;;w;; on, >_> since ;;w;; we are :3 up ^-^ in 
^.^ awms; 
UwU If UwU nyot uWu to ^.^ fight xDD with ^-^ foweign :33 enyemies, 
^w^ Yet uWu to ^-^ beat OwO down uWu these ;;w;; webews ÚwÚ hewe :3 at home. 

^-^ We-entew :3 CATESBY 

x3 CATESBY. ^w^ My liege, >w< the xDD Duke :3 of xDD Buckingham is >_> taken- 
:33 That is >w< the uWu best news. :33 That >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of Richmond 
Is xDD with a ^w^ mighty ÚwÚ powew landed :3 at :3 Miwfowd 
Is >_> cowdew uWu tidings, yet :33 they must >_< be ^-^ towd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. >_> Away ^.^ towawds >w< Sawisbuwy! uWu Whiwe ;;w;; we :3 weason 
ÚwÚ hewe 
xDD A ;;w;; woyaw >_< battwe :33 might >_< be won ^-^ and lost. 
^.^ Some >w< onye ^w^ take UwU owdew xDD Buckingham >_< be brought 
>_< To >_> Sawisbuwy; >w< the :33 west OwO mawch on xDD with >w< me. 
xDD Fwouwish. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 5. 

UwU WOWD ^w^ DEWBY'S house 

^-^ Entew >w< STANWEY ^-^ and ÚwÚ SIW xDD CHWISTOPHEW URSWICK 

^w^ STANWEY. :3 Siw xDD Chwistophew, tell Richmond ^w^ this OwO fwom ^.^ me: 
:33 That ^-^ in >w< the :33 sty :3 of >w< the :3 most deadly xDD boaw 
^w^ My ^-^ son ^.^ Geowge OwO Stanwey is frank'd :3 up ^-^ in UwU howd; 
UwU If ^-^ I revolt, off :3 goes xDD young ^w^ Geowge's head; 
^.^ The ^w^ feaw :3 of ^w^ that UwU howds off >_> my present aid. 
;;w;; So, x3 get ÚwÚ thee gone; >w< commend :33 me uWu to thy ^-^ wowd. 
:3 Withaw say ^w^ that >w< the Queen hath ;;w;; heawtiwy :3 consented 
He OwO shouwd ;;w;; espouse ^.^ Ewizabeth ;;w;; hew ;;w;; daughtew. 
xDD But tell me, >w< whewe is ÚwÚ pwincewy Richmond OwO nyow? 
>_< CHWISTOPHEW. x3 At ^w^ Pembwoke, >w< ow :3 at >w< Ha'wfowd >_> west ^-^ in ;;w;; Wawes. 
^w^ STANWEY. :3 What ^-^ men :3 of name ^-^ wesowt uWu to him? 
>_< CHWISTOPHEW. :3 Siw ^.^ Wawtew Herbert, a x3 wenyownyed soldier; 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ Giwbewt >_< Tawbot, :3 Siw x3 Wiwwiam ;;w;; Stanwey, 
xDD OXFOWD, >_> wedoubted ^w^ Pembwoke, :3 Siw >_> James ^-^ Bwunt, 
And Rice ap >_> Thomas, xDD with a ^.^ vawiant ;;w;; cwew; 
And uWu many x3 othew :3 of >_> gweat name ^-^ and worth; 
And ^.^ towawds :33 Wondon do :33 they ;;w;; bend their :33 powew, 
UwU If :3 by >w< the x3 way :33 they >_< be UwU nyot fought withal. 
^w^ STANWEY. xDD Weww, >_< hie ÚwÚ thee uWu to thy OwO wowd; ^-^ I >_> kiss ^.^ his UwU hand; 
^w^ My letter >w< wiww >_< wesowve xDD him :3 of >_> my :3 mind. 
>w< Faweweww. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 

;;w;; Sawisbuwy. ;;w;; An uWu open :3 pwace 

^-^ Entew >w< the xDD SHEWIFF ^-^ and ÚwÚ guawd, xDD with ÚwÚ BUCKINGHAM, led uWu to UwU execution 

UwU BUCKINGHAM. Will UwU nyot OwO King :3 Wichawd let :33 me UwU speak xDD with 
him? 
SHERIFF. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wowd; x3 thewefowe >_< be UwU patient. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. Hastings, ^-^ and ^-^ Edwawd's >w< chiwdwen, OwO Gwey, ^-^ and 
>w< Wivews, 
OwO Howy OwO King Henry, ^-^ and thy ^.^ faiw ^-^ son ^w^ Edwawd, 
UwU Vaughan, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^w^ that have >_< miscawwied 
By ^.^ undewhand ^-^ cowwupted ÚwÚ fouw :3 injustice, 
UwU If ^w^ that ^-^ youw moody discontented >_< souws 
:3 Do through >w< the x3 cwouds uWu behowd ^w^ this present hour, 
uWu Even for >_< wevenge ;;w;; mock >_> my destruction! 
^.^ This is xDD Aww-Souws' x3 day, fellow, is it xDD nyot? 
SHERIFF. >_> It UwU is, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
UwU BUCKINGHAM. :3 Why, :33 then xDD Aww-Souws' x3 day is >_> my ^w^ body's 
>_> doomsday. 
^.^ This is >w< the x3 day xDD which ^-^ in OwO King ^-^ Edwawd's :3 time 
^-^ I wish'd :33 might x3 faww on :33 me uWu when ^-^ I >_> was x3 found 
OwO Fawse uWu to ^.^ his :3 chiwdwen ^-^ and ^.^ his >w< wife's >_> awwies; 
^.^ This is >w< the x3 day :33 whewein ^-^ I wish'd uWu to x3 faww 
By >w< the x3 fawse faith :3 of xDD him whom :3 most ^-^ I OwO twusted; 
This, ^w^ this xDD Aww-Souws' x3 day uWu to >_> my OwO feawfuw ^w^ souw 
Is >w< the :33 detewmin'd :3 wespite :3 of >_> my wrongs; 
:33 That >_> high All-Seer xDD which ^-^ I OwO dawwied xDD with 
uWu Hath OwO tuwn'd >_> my ÚwÚ feignyed xDD pwayew on >_> my ^.^ head 
And ÚwÚ given ^-^ in >w< eawnyest what ^-^ I begg'd ^-^ in ^-^ jest. 
Thus x3 doth He ÚwÚ fowce >w< the swords :3 of >_> wicked ^-^ men 
>_< To ^w^ tuwn their ^-^ own UwU points ^-^ in their masters' >w< bosoms. 
Thus x3 Mawgawet's xDD cuwse ;;w;; fawws >_< heavy on >_> my uWu nyeck. 
>_> 'When OwO he' ^-^ quoth she 'shall split thy :33 heawt xDD with ^w^ sowwow, 
:3 Wemembew ^w^ Mawgawet >_> was a ;;w;; pwophetess.' 
^w^ Come ÚwÚ wead me, >_> officews, uWu to >w< the block :3 of xDD shame; 
>w< Wwong hath but OwO wwong, ^-^ and ^w^ bwame >w< the UwU due :3 of >_> bwame. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE 2. 

^.^ Camp uWu nyeaw :3 Tamwowth 

^-^ Entew ^.^ WICHMOND, xDD OXFOWD, ÚwÚ SIW uWu JAMES ^w^ BWUNT, ÚwÚ SIW ^.^ WAWTEW ^w^ HEWBEWT, ^-^ and others, 
xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and ^w^ cowouws 

RICHMOND. ^-^ Fewwows ^-^ in ^w^ awms, ^-^ and >_> my :3 most >_> woving :3 fwiends, 
>_> Bwuis'd >w< undewnyeath >w< the ^w^ yoke :3 of >w< tywanny, 
Thus far uWu into >w< the xDD bowews :3 of >w< the ^w^ wand 
>_< Have ;;w;; we uWu mawch'd on :33 without xDD impediment; 
And ÚwÚ hewe >_> weceive ;;w;; we OwO fwom x3 ouw father OwO Stanwey 
;;w;; Winyes :3 of ^.^ faiw x3 comfowt ^-^ and x3 encouwagement. 
^.^ The wretched, uWu bwoody, ^-^ and x3 usuwping OwO boaw, 
:33 That ÚwÚ spoiw'd ^-^ youw summer ^-^ fiewds ^-^ and :33 fwuitfuw >_< vinyes, 
ÚwÚ Swiwws ^-^ youw >_> wawm UwU bwood OwO wike wash, ^-^ and ^-^ makes ^.^ his xDD twough 
^.^ In ^-^ youw ^.^ emboweww'd ;;w;; bosoms-this ÚwÚ fouw >w< swinye 
Is now uWu even ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ centwe :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ iswe, 
Near uWu to >w< the UwU town :3 of Leicester, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we uWu weawn. 
^w^ Fwom :3 Tamwowth ^.^ thithew is but >w< onye >_< day's march. 
^.^ In God's name xDD cheewwy ;;w;; on, :33 couwageous :3 fwiends, 
>_< To >_> weap >w< the OwO hawvest :3 of xDD pewpetuaw peace 
By ^w^ this >w< onye ÚwÚ bwoody ÚwÚ twiaw :3 of :33 shawp ^.^ waw. 
^-^ OXFOWD. Every man's >w< conscience is a >_> thousand men, 
>_< To ^.^ fight ÚwÚ against ^w^ this x3 guiwty homicide. 
HERBERT. ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot but ^.^ his >w< fwiends >w< wiww ^w^ tuwn uWu to :33 us. 
UwU BWUNT. He hath xDD nyo >w< fwiends but what are >w< fwiends for fear, 
Which ^-^ in ^.^ his x3 deawest need >w< wiww OwO fwy OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
RICHMOND. ;;w;; Aww for x3 ouw vantage. UwU Then ^-^ in God's name march. 
UwU Twue hope is ÚwÚ swift ^-^ and :33 fwies xDD with swallow's >w< wings; 
^w^ Kings it ^-^ makes gods, ^-^ and >w< meanyew >_< cweatuwes ÚwÚ kings. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 

Bosworth :3 Fiewd 

^-^ Entew UwU KING >_> WICHAWD ^-^ in ^w^ awms, xDD with :3 NyOWFOWK, OwO WATCWIFF, 
>w< the x3 EAWW :3 of ^-^ SUWWEYS ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

UwU KING RICHARD. uWu Hewe ^.^ pitch x3 ouw :3 tent, uWu even ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in Bosworth 
field. 
^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Suwwey, why >w< wook :33 you ;;w;; so xDD sad? 
>w< SUWWEY. ^w^ My :33 heawt is >_< ten xDD times :33 wightew than >_> my looks. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of :33 Nyowfowk! 
NORFOLK. >_> Hewe, :3 most OwO gwacious OwO wiege. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ;;w;; Nyowfowk, ;;w;; we must have ^.^ knyocks; ha! must ;;w;; we 
xDD nyot? 
NORFOLK. OwO We must x3 both >w< give ^-^ and take, >_> my >_> woving ^-^ wowd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. >_> Up With >_> my x3 tent! uWu Hewe >w< wiww ^-^ I >_< wie >_> to-nyight; 
>_> [Sowdiews begin uWu to ^w^ set :3 up >w< the ÚwÚ KING'S tent] 
xDD But >w< whewe ^-^ to-mowwow? xDD Weww, all's >w< onye for UwU that. 
>_< Who hath descried >w< the :33 nyumbew :3 of >w< the ^.^ twaitows? 
NORFOLK. ÚwÚ Six >w< ow seven >_> thousand is their utmost >_< powew. 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 Why, x3 ouw uWu battawia ^.^ twebwes ^w^ that :3 account; 
:33 Besides, >w< the King's name is a tower :3 of >_< stwength, 
Which :33 they upon >w< the >w< advewse faction ÚwÚ want. 
>_> Up xDD with >w< the x3 tent! uWu Come, ^-^ nyobwe gentlemen, 
Let uWu us x3 suwvey >w< the vantage :3 of >w< the uWu gwound. 
x3 Caww for ÚwÚ some ^-^ men :3 of sound :3 diwection. 
xDD Wet's x3 wack xDD nyo ;;w;; discipwinye, uWu make xDD nyo >w< deway; 
^.^ Fow, ^w^ wowds, uWu to-mowwow is a >w< busy ;;w;; day. Exeunt 

Enter, on >w< the x3 othew >w< side :3 of >w< the ^.^ fiewd, 
^.^ WICHMOND, ÚwÚ SIW WILLIAM ÚwÚ BWANDON, xDD OXFOWD, DORSET, 
^-^ and >_> othews. ^.^ Some ^.^ pitch :33 WICHMOND'S >w< tent 

RICHMOND. ^.^ The :33 weawy sun hath uWu made a xDD gowden ÚwÚ set, 
And :3 by >w< the OwO bwight ^w^ twact :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ fiewy x3 caw 
^.^ Gives ÚwÚ token :3 of a goodly x3 day to-morrow. 
:3 Siw x3 Wiwwiam xDD Bwandon, :33 you >_< shaww ;;w;; beaw >_> my ;;w;; standawd. 
^w^ Give :33 me ÚwÚ some ^-^ ink ^-^ and paper ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ tent. 
>_< I'ww draw >w< the OwO fowm ^-^ and ^-^ modew :3 of x3 ouw :3 battwe, 
>_> Wimit uWu each leader uWu to ^.^ his ;;w;; sevewaw :3 chawge, 
And ^.^ pawt ^-^ in UwU just ÚwÚ pwopowtion x3 ouw xDD smaww >_< powew. 
^w^ My xDD Wowd :3 of >_> Oxfowd-you, :3 Siw x3 Wiwwiam ^.^ Bwandon- 
And ^.^ you, :3 Siw ^.^ Wawtew ;;w;; Hewbewt-stay xDD with >w< me. 
^.^ The uWu Eaww :3 of Pembroke xDD keeps ^.^ his :3 wegiment; 
Good ;;w;; Captain ^-^ Bwunt, ;;w;; beaw >_> my ^w^ good night uWu to :3 him, 
And :3 by >w< the ;;w;; second hour ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ mownying 
>w< Desiwe >w< the uWu Eaww uWu to see :33 me ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ tent. 
^w^ Yet >w< onye >_> thing ^-^ mowe, ^w^ good >w< Captain, do for >_> me- 
;;w;; Whewe is xDD Wowd OwO Stanwey OwO quawtew'd, do :33 you know? 
UwU BWUNT. uWu Unwess ^-^ I have ^w^ mista'en ^.^ his ^w^ cowouws x3 much- 
Which ^w^ weww ^-^ I am assur'd ^-^ I have UwU nyot >_< donye- 
:33 His regiment ^w^ wies :3 hawf a x3 miwe :3 at least 
ÚwÚ South OwO fwom >w< the ^w^ mighty ÚwÚ powew :3 of >w< the UwU King. 
RICHMOND. UwU If :33 without peril it >_< be ^-^ possibwe, 
^-^ Sweet ^-^ Bwunt, uWu make ÚwÚ some ^w^ good ÚwÚ means uWu to UwU speak xDD with xDD him 
And >w< give xDD him OwO fwom :33 me ^w^ this :3 most :33 nyeedfuw >_< nyote. 
UwU BWUNT. ÚwÚ Upon >_> my >_< wife, >_> my lord, >_< I'ww ;;w;; undewtake x3 it; 
And ;;w;; so, >_> God >w< give :33 you x3 quiet :33 west >_< to-nyight! 
RICHMOND. Good OwO nyight, ^w^ good ;;w;; Captain x3 Bwunt. uWu Come, 
gentlemen, 
Let uWu us consult upon ^w^ to-mowwow's >_> businyess. 
^.^ In uWu to >_> my >w< tent; >w< the UwU dew is uWu waw ^-^ and >_< cowd. 
;;w;; [They ;;w;; withdwaw uWu into >w< the tent] 

Enter, uWu to ÚwÚ his-tent, UwU KING ;;w;; WICHAWD, :3 NyOWFOWK, 
OwO WATCWIFF, ^-^ and :3 CATESBY 

UwU KING RICHARD. :3 What ^w^ is't ÚwÚ o'cwock? 
x3 CATESBY. >_< It's >_> suppew-time, >_> my OwO wowd; 
>_< It's UwU nyinye ÚwÚ o'cwock. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ÚwÚ sup xDD to-nyight. 
^w^ Give :33 me ÚwÚ some ^-^ ink ^-^ and paper. 
^w^ What, is >_> my ÚwÚ beavew xDD easiew than it >_< was? 
And ;;w;; aww >_> my x3 awmouw OwO waid uWu into >_> my uWu tent? 
x3 CATESBY. >_> It UwU is, >_> my :33 wiege; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww things are ^-^ in x3 weadinyess. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Good ;;w;; Nyowfowk, >_< hie ÚwÚ thee uWu to thy xDD chawge; 
>_> Use :33 cawefuw ^w^ watch, uWu choose ÚwÚ twusty :3 sentinyews. 
NORFOLK. ^-^ I go, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. Stir xDD with >w< the lark x3 to-mowwow, ÚwÚ gentwe xDD Nyowfowk. 
NORFOLK. ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, >_> my ^-^ wowd. x3 Exit 
UwU KING RICHARD. OwO Catesby! 
x3 CATESBY. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
UwU KING RICHARD. uWu Send :33 out a ^-^ puwsuivant-at-awms 
>_< To Stanley's :3 wegiment; :33 bid xDD him >_< bwing ^.^ his ÚwÚ powew 
:3 Befowe sunrising, >_> west ^.^ his ^-^ son ^.^ Geowge x3 faww 
>w< Into >w< the ^.^ bwind xDD cave :3 of eternal night. x3 Exit :3 CATESBY 
>_> Fiww :33 me a UwU boww :3 of wine. ^w^ Give :33 me a x3 watch. 
Saddle ^w^ white >_> Suwwey for >w< the field to-morrow. 
ÚwÚ Wook ^w^ that >_> my ^w^ staves >_< be uWu sound, ^-^ and UwU nyot x3 too ÚwÚ heavy. 
Ratcliff! 
OwO WATCWIFF. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
UwU KING RICHARD. :3 Saw'st >w< thou >w< the ^.^ mewanchowy xDD Wowd 
Northumberland? 
OwO WATCWIFF. ;;w;; Thomas >w< the uWu Eaww :3 of >_> Suwwey ^-^ and ^w^ himsewf, 
^.^ Much uWu about cock-shut time, OwO fwom :33 twoop uWu to :33 twoop 
>_< Went through >w< the :3 awmy, cheering :3 up >w< the soldiers. 
UwU KING RICHARD. ;;w;; So, ^-^ I am satisfied. ^w^ Give :33 me a UwU boww :3 of wine. 
^-^ I have UwU nyot ^w^ that alacrity :3 of ÚwÚ spiwit 
>_> Nyow :3 cheew :3 of ;;w;; mind ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> was UwU wont uWu to >w< have. 
^-^ Set it down. Is ^-^ ink ^-^ and paper ^-^ weady? 
OwO WATCWIFF. >_> It UwU is, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. OwO Bid >_> my :3 guawd :33 watch; uWu weave >w< me. 
OwO WATCWIFF, uWu about >w< the UwU mid :3 of night come uWu to >_> my >w< tent 
And :33 hewp uWu to ;;w;; awm >w< me. :33 Weave me, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
x3 Exit OwO WATCWIFF. >_> WICHAWD sleeps 

^-^ Entew ^-^ DEWBY uWu to ;;w;; WICHMOND ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< tent; 
LORDS attending 

>_< DEWBY. OwO Fowtunye ^-^ and victory ÚwÚ sit on thy xDD hewm! 
RICHMOND. ;;w;; Aww x3 comfowt ^w^ that >w< the ^-^ dawk night ^w^ can ;;w;; affowd 
;;w;; Be uWu to thy person, ^-^ nyobwe father-in-law! 
Tell me, how :33 fawes x3 ouw >_> woving >_> mothew? 
>_< DEWBY. ;;w;; I, :3 by attorney, bless ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom thy mother, 
>_< Who ^w^ pways ÚwÚ continyuawwy for Richmond's :33 good. 
So ÚwÚ much for UwU that. ^.^ The ;;w;; siwent >w< houws >_> steaw ;;w;; on, 
And ;;w;; fwaky darkness x3 bweaks >_> within >w< the :3 east. 
^.^ In ^.^ bwief, for ;;w;; so >w< the xDD season ^.^ bids uWu us be, 
Prepare thy >_< battwe >w< eawwy ^-^ in >w< the morning, 
And put thy xDD fowtunye uWu to >w< the >_> awbitwement 
Of ÚwÚ bwoody ^.^ stwokes ^-^ and mortal-staring ^.^ waw. 
;;w;; I, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I may-that xDD which ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I cannot- 
With uWu best ^w^ advantage >w< wiww ÚwÚ deceive >w< the :3 time 
And >_< aid ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in ^w^ this doubtful xDD shock :3 of ^.^ awms; 
xDD But on thy >w< side ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyot >_< be x3 too :33 fowwawd, 
Lest, being xDD seen, thy ^-^ bwothew, tender UwU Geowge, 
;;w;; Be executed ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> fathew's ÚwÚ sight. 
Farewell; >w< the :3 weisuwe ^-^ and >w< the OwO feawfuw :3 time 
:33 Cuts off >w< the ;;w;; cewemonyious OwO vows :3 of :33 wove 
And ample x3 intewchange :3 of sweet ;;w;; discouwse 
Which >_> so-wong-sund'wed >w< fwiends OwO shouwd dwell >_> upon. 
>_> God >w< give uWu us :3 weisuwe for uWu these x3 wites :3 of love! 
;;w;; Once ^-^ mowe, :33 adieu; >_< be ^w^ vawiant, ^-^ and >_< speed well! 
RICHMOND. Good ^w^ wowds, >_> conduct xDD him uWu to ^.^ his x3 wegiment. 
>_< I'ww ^-^ stwive xDD with xDD twoubwed ;;w;; thoughts uWu to ^w^ take a UwU nyap, 
ÚwÚ West :33 weaden slumber uWu peise :33 me OwO down uWu to-mowwow 
When ^-^ I OwO shouwd mount xDD with uWu wings :3 of victory. 
;;w;; Once ^-^ mowe, ^w^ good OwO nyight, uWu kind ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and ;;w;; gentwemen. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but ;;w;; WICHMOND 
O ^w^ Thou, :3 whose uWu captain ^-^ I :33 account x3 mysewf, 
ÚwÚ Wook on >_> my forces xDD with a OwO gwacious eye; 
xDD Put ^-^ in their >w< hands >w< Thy UwU bwuising irons :3 of wrath, 
:33 That :33 they ^w^ may x3 cwush OwO down xDD with a >_< heavy x3 faww 
^.^ The x3 usuwping >_> hewmets :3 of x3 ouw :33 advewsawies! 
Make uWu us >w< Thy ÚwÚ minyistews :3 of uWu chastisement, 
:33 That ;;w;; we ^w^ may praise ^.^ Thee ^-^ in >w< the victory! 
>_< To ^.^ Thee ^-^ I do >w< commend >_> my watchful ^w^ souw 
Ere ^-^ I let x3 faww >w< the UwU windows :3 of mine ^-^ eyes. 
Sleeping ^-^ and ^.^ waking, OwO O, defend :33 me xDD stiww! UwU [Sweeps] 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU GHOST Of >w< YOUNG PRINCE EDWARD, 
^-^ son uWu to >_> HENWY >w< THE SIXTH 

^.^ GHOST. ^w^ [To RICHARD] Let :33 me ÚwÚ sit >_< heavy on thy ^w^ souw 
>_< to-mowwow! 
>w< Think how >w< thou >_> stabb'dst :33 me ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ pwime :3 of ^w^ youth 
x3 At Tewksbury; ^w^ despaiw, >_< thewefowe, ^-^ and die! 
^w^ [To >_< WICHMOND] ;;w;; Be ;;w;; cheewfuw, >_> Wichmond; for >w< the :3 wwonged 
>_< souws 
Of ÚwÚ butchew'd ^.^ pwinces ^.^ fight ^-^ in thy :3 behawf. 
OwO King x3 Henwy's UwU issue, Richmond, comforts ;;w;; thee. 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU GHOST :3 of >_> HENWY >w< THE SIXTH 

^.^ GHOST. ^w^ [To RICHARD] When ^-^ I >_> was xDD mowtaw, >_> my ;;w;; anyointed 
body 
By ÚwÚ thee >_> was :3 punched full :3 of deadly uWu howes. 
>w< Think on >w< the x3 Towew ^-^ and >w< me. UwU Despaiw, ^-^ and ^.^ die. 
Harry >w< the ÚwÚ Sixth ^.^ bids ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ despaiw ^-^ and ^.^ die. 
^w^ [To >_< WICHMOND] >_> Viwtuous ^-^ and xDD howy, >_< be >w< thou conqueror! 
OwO Hawwy, ^w^ that ^-^ pwophesied >w< thou shouldst >_< be :3 King, 
^.^ Doth x3 comfowt ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in thy OwO sweep. ÚwÚ Wive ^-^ and ÚwÚ fwouwish! 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU GHOST :3 of :3 CWAWENCE 

^.^ GHOST. ^w^ [To RICHARD] Let :33 me ÚwÚ sit >_< heavy ^-^ in thy ^w^ souw 
>_< to-mowwow! ^-^ I ^w^ that >_> was >_< wash'd uWu to ÚwÚ death xDD with ;;w;; fuwsome x3 winye, 
>_> Poow Clarence, :3 by thy >_< guiwe ^-^ betway'd uWu to uWu death! 
uWu To-mowwow ^-^ in >w< the >_< battwe xDD think on me, 
And x3 faww thy :3 edgewess sword. ^-^ Despaiw ^-^ and die! 
^w^ [To >_< WICHMOND] Thou x3 offspwing :3 of >w< the house :3 of :33 Wancastew, 
^.^ The :3 wwonged xDD heiws :3 of York do pray for ;;w;; thee. 
Good angels :3 guawd thy battle! ÚwÚ Wive ^-^ and ÚwÚ fwouwish! 

^-^ Entew >w< the >w< GHOSTS :3 of RIVERS, uWu GWEY, ^-^ and xDD VAUGHAN 

UwU GHOST UwU OF xDD WIVEWS. ^w^ [To RICHARD] Let :33 me ÚwÚ sit >_< heavy ^-^ in thy 
^w^ souw x3 to-mowwow, 
Rivers ^w^ that ;;w;; died :3 at uWu Pomfwet! ^-^ Despaiw ^-^ and die! 
UwU GHOST UwU OF GREY. ^w^ [To RICHARD] >w< Think upon OwO Gwey, ^-^ and let 
thy ^w^ souw despair! 
UwU GHOST UwU OF VAUGHAN. ^w^ [To RICHARD] >w< Think upon UwU Vaughan, 
^-^ and xDD with x3 guiwty ^w^ feaw 
Let x3 faww thy ;;w;; wance. ^-^ Despaiw ^-^ and die! 
OwO AWW. ^w^ [To >_< WICHMOND] ^.^ Awake, ^-^ and xDD think x3 ouw ^.^ wwongs ^-^ in 
Richard's bosom 
Will xDD conquew ^-^ him. ^w^ Awake ^-^ and >w< win >w< the ;;w;; day. 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU GHOST :3 of HASTINGS 

^.^ GHOST. ^w^ [To RICHARD] >w< Bwoody ^-^ and :3 guiwty, :3 guiwtiwy awake, 
And ^-^ in a ÚwÚ bwoody >_< battwe UwU end thy days! 
>w< Think on xDD Wowd OwO Hastings. ^-^ Despaiw ^-^ and ^.^ die. 
^w^ [To >_< WICHMOND] UwU Quiet untroubled ^w^ souw, awake, xDD awake! 
^w^ Awm, >w< fight, ^-^ and conquer, for ^.^ faiw uWu Engwand's ^.^ sake! 

^-^ Entew >w< the >w< GHOSTS :3 of >w< the x3 two xDD young PRINCES 

>_< GHOSTS. ^w^ [To RICHARD] OwO Dweam on thy >_< cousins smothered ^-^ in 
>w< the >_> Towew. 
Let uWu us >_< be ÚwÚ wead >_> within thy UwU bosom, Richard, 
And :33 weigh ÚwÚ thee OwO down uWu to uWu wuin, >w< shame, ^-^ and uWu death! 
>w< Thy ÚwÚ nyephews' >_< souws :33 bid ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ despaiw ^-^ and ^.^ die. 
^w^ [To >_< WICHMOND] xDD Sweep, Richmond, OwO sweep ^-^ in OwO peace, ^-^ and 
wake ^-^ in ^w^ joy; 
Good angels :3 guawd ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom >w< the boar's annoy! 
:3 Wive, ^-^ and :33 beget a happy >w< wace :3 of kings! 
^-^ Edwawd's ÚwÚ unhappy sons do :33 bid ÚwÚ thee uWu fwouwish. 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU GHOST :3 of LADY ANNE, ^.^ his uWu wife 

^.^ GHOST. ^w^ [To RICHARD] Richard, thy ÚwÚ wife, ^w^ that >_> wwetched 
ÚwÚ Annye thy uWu wife 
:33 That UwU nyevew ÚwÚ swept a x3 quiet hour xDD with ÚwÚ thee 
:3 Nyow >w< fiwws thy OwO sweep xDD with perturbations. 
uWu To-mowwow ^-^ in >w< the >_< battwe xDD think on me, 
And x3 faww thy :3 edgewess sword. ^-^ Despaiw ^-^ and ^.^ die. 
^w^ [To >_< WICHMOND] Thou x3 quiet ^w^ souw, OwO sweep >w< thou a x3 quiet sleep; 
OwO Dweam :3 of ^w^ success ^-^ and happy victory. 
>w< Thy adversary's uWu wife x3 doth pray for ;;w;; thee. 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU GHOST :3 of BUCKINGHAM 

^.^ GHOST. ^w^ [To RICHARD] ^.^ The >_> fiwst >_> was ^-^ I ^w^ that x3 hewp'd ÚwÚ thee 
uWu to >w< the >_> cwown; 
^.^ The last >_> was ^-^ I ^w^ that felt thy ^-^ tywanny. 
OwO O, ^-^ in >w< the >_< battwe xDD think on ^-^ Buckingham, 
And :33 die ^-^ in ^.^ tewwow :3 of thy xDD guiwtinyess! 
OwO Dweam ;;w;; on, dream on :3 of ÚwÚ bwoody deeds ^-^ and >_> death; 
Fainting, ÚwÚ despaiw; despairing, yield thy ^.^ bweath! 
^w^ [To >_< WICHMOND] ^-^ I ;;w;; died for hope ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ^w^ wend ÚwÚ thee aid; 
xDD But :3 cheew thy :33 heawt ^-^ and >_< be >w< thou UwU nyot ^w^ dismay'd: 
>_> God ^-^ and ^w^ good angels ^.^ fight on Richmond's UwU side; 
And :3 Wichawd ;;w;; fawws ^-^ in :3 height :3 of ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ^-^ pwide. 
:33 [The >w< GHOSTS uWu vanyish. >_> WICHAWD ÚwÚ stawts :33 out :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ dweam] 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^w^ Give :33 me uWu anyothew horse. uWu Bind :3 up >_> my wounds. 
>_< Have >_> mewcy, Jesu! Soft! ^-^ I >w< did but :33 dweam. 
O >w< cowawd ;;w;; conscience, how dost >w< thou afflict me! 
^.^ The lights burn xDD bwue. >_> It is now ^-^ dead >w< midnyight. 
OwO Cowd OwO feawfuw ^.^ dwops >_< stand on >_> my trembling uWu fwesh. 
:3 What do ^-^ I UwU feaw? Myself? Thewe's none else by. 
:3 Wichawd >_< woves ^.^ Wichawd; ^w^ that UwU is, ^-^ I am xDD I. 
Is >w< thewe a x3 muwdewew :33 hewe? ÚwÚ Nyo-yes, ^-^ I >w< am. 
UwU Then ^w^ fwy. ^w^ What, OwO fwom ^.^ mysewf? Great :3 weason >_> why- 
ÚwÚ West ^-^ I revenge. ^w^ What, myself upon :33 mysewf! 
Alack, ^-^ I :33 wove uWu mysewf. ;;w;; Whewefowe? :3 Fow :33 any ^w^ good 
:33 That ^-^ I myself have ^w^ donye >_< unto ^.^ mysewf? 
OwO O, x3 nyo! >_> Awas, ^-^ I :3 wathew hate myself 
:3 Fow >_< hatefuw deeds ;;w;; committed :3 by :33 mysewf! 
^-^ I am a >_< viwwain; yet ^-^ I lie, ^-^ I am uWu nyot. 
x3 Foow, :3 of thyself UwU speak ^.^ weww. x3 Foow, do UwU nyot >w< fwattew. 
^w^ My >w< conscience hath a >_> thousand ;;w;; sevewaw tongues, 
And >_> evewy tongue UwU bwings ^-^ in a ;;w;; sevewaw ;;w;; tawe, 
And >_> evewy x3 tawe OwO condemns :33 me for a OwO viwwain. 
OwO Pewjuwy, perjury, ^-^ in >w< the >_> high'st x3 degwee; 
x3 Muwdew, ^.^ stewn ^-^ muwdew, ^-^ in >w< the :3 diw'st x3 degwee; 
;;w;; Aww ;;w;; sevewaw :3 sins, ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ us'd ^-^ in uWu each OwO degwee, 
:33 Thwong uWu to >w< the bar, OwO cwying ;;w;; aww x3 'Guiwty! >w< guiwty!' 
^-^ I >_< shaww ^w^ despaiw. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo OwO cweatuwe >_< woves x3 me; 
And >_> if ^-^ I :33 die xDD nyo ^w^ souw >w< wiww :33 pity ^.^ me: 
And wherefore OwO shouwd ^.^ they, >_> since ^w^ that ^-^ I myself 
Find ^-^ in myself xDD nyo :33 pity uWu to ^.^ mysewf? 
:3 Methought >w< the >_< souws :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had murder'd 
>_< Came uWu to >_> my :3 tent, ^-^ and >_> evewy >w< onye >w< did ^.^ thweat 
^-^ To-mowwow's vengeance on >w< the ^.^ head :3 of xDD Wichawd. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ WATCWIFF 

OwO WATCWIFF. ^w^ My lord! 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^-^ Zounds, ;;w;; who is ÚwÚ thewe? 
OwO WATCWIFF. ÚwÚ Watcwiff, >_> my OwO wowd; ÚwÚ 'tis xDD I. ^.^ The >w< eawwy :3 viwwage-cock 
uWu Hath twice ^w^ donye salutation uWu to >w< the morn; 
;;w;; Youw >w< fwiends are :3 up ^-^ and ^w^ buckwe on their >_> awmouw. 
UwU KING RICHARD. O ÚwÚ Watcwiff, ^-^ I have >w< dweam'd a OwO feawfuw x3 dweam! 
:3 What think'st UwU thou-wiww x3 ouw >w< fwiends >_< pwove ;;w;; aww >w< twue? 
OwO WATCWIFF. :33 Nyo >_> doubt, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. O ÚwÚ Watcwiff, ^-^ I fear, ^-^ I >_< feaw. 
OwO WATCWIFF. Nay, ^w^ good >_> my lord, >_< be UwU nyot afraid :3 of ^-^ shadows. 
UwU KING >_> WICHAWD By >w< the UwU apostwe ^w^ Pauw, ;;w;; shadows to-night 
>_< Have >_> stuck :33 mowe ^.^ tewwow uWu to >w< the ^w^ souw :3 of :3 Wichawd 
uWu Than ^w^ can >w< the substance :3 of >_< ten >_> thousand :33 sowdiews 
:3 Awmed ^-^ in >_< pwoof ^-^ and led :3 by shallow ;;w;; Wichmond. 
'Tis UwU nyot yet uWu nyeaw ;;w;; day. uWu Come, ^w^ go xDD with x3 me; 
Under x3 ouw xDD tents >_< I'ww uWu pway >w< the xDD eaves-dwoppew, 
>_< To see >_> if :33 any UwU mean uWu to shrink OwO fwom >w< me. Exeunt 

^-^ Entew >w< the LORDS uWu to ;;w;; WICHMOND xDD sitting ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< tent 

:33 WOWDS. Good UwU mowwow, Richmond! 
RICHMOND. OwO Cwy >_> mewcy, ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and watchful gentlemen, 
:33 That :33 you have xDD ta'en a ^w^ tawdy uWu swuggawd uWu hewe. 
:33 WOWDS. UwU How have :33 you x3 swept, >_> my >_> wowd? 
RICHMOND. ^.^ The sweetest OwO sweep ^-^ and >w< faiwest-boding ^.^ dweams 
:33 That ^-^ evew >w< ent'wed ^-^ in a ^.^ dwowsy ^.^ head 
>_< Have ^-^ I >_> since ^-^ youw departure >_< had, >_> my uWu wowds. 
:3 Methought their >_< souws :3 whose >_< bodies :3 Wichawd murder'd 
>_< Came uWu to >_> my >w< tent ^-^ and uWu cwied on victory. 
^-^ I x3 pwomise :33 you >_> my ^w^ souw is :3 vewy xDD jocund 
^.^ In >w< the :33 wemembwance :3 of ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw a :33 dweam. 
UwU How far uWu into >w< the ^.^ mownying is ^w^ it, lords? 
:33 WOWDS. ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^w^ stwoke :3 of four. 
RICHMOND. :3 Why, :33 then ÚwÚ 'tis :3 time uWu to ;;w;; awm ^-^ and >w< give :3 diwection. 

:33 His ORATION uWu to ^.^ his SOLDIERS 

x3 Mowe than ^-^ I have ^w^ said, >_> woving >_< countwymen, 
^.^ The :3 weisuwe ^-^ and xDD enfowcement :3 of >w< the :3 time 
>_> Fowbids uWu to dwell ;;w;; upon; yet remember ^.^ this: 
>_> God ^-^ and x3 ouw ^w^ good >_< cause ^.^ fight upon x3 ouw UwU side; 
^.^ The ^.^ pwayews :3 of UwU howy UwU saints ^-^ and :3 wwonged souls, 
>w< Wike uWu high-weaw'd ^w^ buwwawks, >_< stand :33 befowe x3 ouw ^.^ faces; 
:3 Wichawd >_> except, those whom ;;w;; we ^.^ fight ÚwÚ against 
Had :3 wathew have uWu us >w< win than xDD him :33 they ^w^ fowwow. 
:3 Fow what is UwU he :33 they ;;w;; fowwow? ^w^ Twuwy, gentlemen, 
xDD A ÚwÚ bwoody x3 tywant ^-^ and a homicide; 
uWu Onye xDD wais'd ^-^ in uWu bwood, ^-^ and >w< onye ^-^ in UwU bwood >_< estabwish'd; 
uWu Onye ^w^ that uWu made ÚwÚ means uWu to come :3 by what UwU he hath, 
And ;;w;; swaughtewed those ^w^ that were >w< the ÚwÚ means uWu to :33 hewp xDD him; 
xDD A base ÚwÚ fouw x3 stonye, uWu made ;;w;; pwecious :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ foiw 
Of uWu Engwand's chair, >w< whewe UwU he is xDD fawsewy UwU set; 
uWu Onye ^w^ that hath ^-^ evew OwO been God's >_> enyemy. 
UwU Then >_> if :33 you ^.^ fight ÚwÚ against God's ;;w;; enyemy, 
>_> God >w< wiww ^-^ in ÚwÚ justice ward :33 you ÚwÚ as ^.^ his >_> sowdiews; 
UwU If :33 you do sweat uWu to put a x3 tywant x3 down, 
You OwO sweep ^-^ in OwO peace, >w< the x3 tywant being ^-^ swain; 
UwU If :33 you do ^.^ fight ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw ^-^ countwy's ^w^ foes, 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ countwy's >_> foes >_< shaww ^-^ pay ^-^ youw ^-^ pains >w< the hire; 
UwU If :33 you do ^.^ fight ^-^ in safeguard :3 of ^-^ youw wives, 
;;w;; Youw wives >_< shaww >_< wewcome home >w< the conquerors; 
UwU If :33 you do >w< fwee ^-^ youw :3 chiwdwen OwO fwom >w< the ;;w;; swowd, 
;;w;; Youw ^w^ chiwdwen's :3 chiwdwen >w< quits it ^-^ in ^-^ youw age. 
OwO Then, ^-^ in >w< the name :3 of >_> God ^-^ and ;;w;; aww uWu these >_< wights, 
>w< Advance ^-^ youw x3 standawds, draw ^-^ youw OwO wiwwing xDD swowds. 
:3 Fow me, >w< the ^.^ wansom :3 of >_> my xDD bowd ;;w;; attempt 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be ^w^ this >_< cowd ^-^ cowpse on >w< the x3 eawth's >_< cowd xDD face; 
xDD But >_> if ^-^ I ÚwÚ thwive, >w< the x3 gain :3 of >_> my ;;w;; attempt 
^.^ The least :3 of :33 you >_< shaww ^-^ shawe ^.^ his ^.^ pawt :3 theweof. 
^.^ Sound drums ^-^ and trumpets >_< bowdwy ^-^ and cheerfully; 
>_> God ^-^ and ^-^ Saint ^.^ Geowge! Richmond ^-^ and victory! Exeunt 

^-^ We-entew UwU KING ;;w;; WICHAWD, OwO WATCWIFF, :3 attendants, 
^-^ and forces 

UwU KING RICHARD. :3 What ^-^ said Northumberland ÚwÚ as touching 
OwO Wichmond? 
OwO WATCWIFF. :33 That UwU he >_> was UwU nyevew ^.^ twainyed :3 up ^-^ in arms. 
UwU KING RICHARD. He ^-^ said >w< the ÚwÚ twuth; ^-^ and what ^-^ said >_> Suwwey 
then? 
OwO WATCWIFF. He smil'd, ^-^ and ^-^ said ^-^ 'The xDD bettew for x3 ouw ^-^ puwpose.' 
UwU KING He >_> was ^-^ in >w< the :3 wight; ^-^ and ;;w;; so uWu indeed it ^.^ is. 
[Clock :33 stwikes] 
Tell >w< the ;;w;; cwock >w< thewe. ^w^ Give :33 me a OwO cawendaw. 
>_< Who OwO saw >w< the sun :3 to-day? 
OwO WATCWIFF. uWu Nyot ;;w;; I, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
UwU KING RICHARD. UwU Then UwU he >_> disdains uWu to >_< shinye; for :3 by >w< the book 
He OwO shouwd have ^.^ bwav'd >w< the ^w^ east :3 an hour ^w^ ago. 
xDD A >w< bwack x3 day >w< wiww it >_< be uWu to UwU somebody. 
Ratcliff! 
OwO WATCWIFF. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
UwU KING RICHARD. ^.^ The sun >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be seen xDD to-day; 
^.^ The sky x3 doth :33 fwown ^-^ and ;;w;; wouw upon x3 ouw army. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu these dewy tears were OwO fwom >w< the uWu gwound. 
uWu Nyot shine to-day! :3 Why, what is ^w^ that uWu to :33 me 
x3 Mowe than uWu to OwO Wichmond? :3 Fow >w< the :33 sewfsame :3 heaven 
:33 That ;;w;; fwowns on :33 me OwO wooks :33 sadwy upon ^-^ him. 

^-^ Entew >_> NyOWFOWK 

NORFOLK. ^w^ Awm, arm, >_> my OwO wowd; >w< the OwO foe vaunts ^-^ in >w< the field. 
UwU KING RICHARD. uWu Come, ^w^ bustwe, uWu bustwe; x3 capawison >_> my ÚwÚ howse; 
x3 Caww :3 up xDD Wowd ;;w;; Stanwey, :33 bid xDD him >_< bwing ^.^ his >_< powew. 
^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ wead ^-^ fowth >_> my :33 sowdiews uWu to >w< the ;;w;; pwain, 
And UwU thus >_> my >_< battwe >_< shaww >_< be :3 owdewed: 
^w^ My >_< fowewawd >_< shaww >_< be ^.^ dwawn :33 out ;;w;; aww ^-^ in length, 
Consisting uWu equawwy :3 of ;;w;; howse ^-^ and ^.^ foot; 
>_< Ouw UwU awchews >_< shaww >_< be UwU pwaced ^-^ in >w< the :33 midst. 
:33 John xDD Duke :3 of ;;w;; Nyowfowk, ;;w;; Thomas uWu Eaww :3 of :33 Suwwey, 
ÚwÚ Shaww have >w< the leading :3 of ^w^ this ^.^ foot ^-^ and horse. 
xDD They UwU thus :3 diwected, ;;w;; we >w< wiww x3 fowwow 
^.^ In >w< the main :3 battwe, :3 whose x3 puissance on OwO eithew >w< side 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be ^w^ weww x3 winged xDD with x3 ouw chiefest horse. 
This, ^-^ and ^-^ Saint ^.^ Geowge uWu to x3 boot! :3 What think'st UwU thou, 
OwO Nyowfowk? 
NORFOLK. xDD A ^w^ good uWu diwection, ;;w;; wawwike UwU soveweign. 
^.^ This x3 found ^-^ I on >_> my >w< tent ^w^ this xDD mownying. 
UwU [He ^w^ sheweth xDD him a paper] 
UwU KING RICHARD. >_< [Weads] 
xDD 'Jockey :3 of ;;w;; Nyowfowk, >_< be UwU nyot ;;w;; so >_> bowd, 
:3 Fow Dickon thy ^w^ mastew is uWu bought ^-^ and ÚwÚ sowd.' 
xDD A >_> thing UwU devised :3 by >w< the >_> enyemy. 
^.^ Go, gentlemen, >_> evewy man >_< unto ^.^ his :33 chawge. 
Let UwU nyot x3 ouw ;;w;; babbwing ^.^ dweams OwO affwight x3 ouw >w< souws; 
ÚwÚ Conscience is but a :3 wowd ^w^ that cowards :33 use, 
^w^ Devis'd :3 at >_> fiwst uWu to :3 keep >w< the strong ^-^ in x3 awe. 
>_< Ouw strong xDD awms >_< be x3 ouw ;;w;; conscience, swords x3 ouw >_> waw. 
March ;;w;; on, :33 join ^-^ bwavewy, let uWu us uWu to it pell-mell; 
UwU If UwU nyot uWu to :33 heaven, :33 then UwU hand ^-^ in UwU hand uWu to hell. 

:33 His ORATION uWu to ^.^ his xDD AWMY 

:3 What >_< shaww ^-^ I say :33 mowe than ^-^ I have ÚwÚ infeww'd? 
:3 Wemembew whom :33 you are uWu to OwO cope withal- 
xDD A >_> sowt :3 of ^-^ vagabonds, OwO wascaws, ^-^ and runaways, 
xDD A ;;w;; scum :3 of OwO Bwitainyes, ^-^ and base uWu wackey peasants, 
^-^ Whom their OwO o'ew-cwoyed xDD countwy >w< vomits ^-^ fowth 
>_< To :33 despewate >w< adventuwes ^-^ and assur'd xDD destwuction. 
You sleeping UwU safe, :33 they >_< bwing uWu to :33 you ;;w;; unwest; 
You having UwU wands, ^-^ and bless'd xDD with beauteous wives, 
xDD They :3 wouwd >_< westwain >w< the :3 onye, uWu distain >w< the ;;w;; othew. 
And ;;w;; who x3 doth ÚwÚ wead them but a paltry fellow, 
:33 Wong ÚwÚ kept ^-^ in ÚwÚ Bwitainye :3 at x3 ouw xDD mothew's cost? 
xDD A UwU miwk-sop, >w< onye ^w^ that UwU nyevew ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO wife 
Felt ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >_< cowd ÚwÚ as OwO ovew shoes ^-^ in xDD snyow? 
xDD Wet's ;;w;; whip uWu these UwU stwaggwews ^.^ o'ew >w< the xDD seas UwU again; 
^-^ Wash hence uWu these xDD ovew-weenying x3 wags :3 of France, 
These famish'd beggars, :33 weawy :3 of their :33 wives; 
^-^ Who, but for >_< dweaming on ^w^ this ;;w;; fond exploit, 
:3 Fow >_< want :3 of x3 means, x3 poow OwO wats, ^w^ had ;;w;; hang'd uWu themsewves. 
UwU If ;;w;; we >_< be ^w^ conquewed, let ^-^ men xDD conquew us, 
And UwU nyot uWu these ^w^ bastawd OwO Bwitainyes, whom x3 ouw ^.^ fathews 
>_< Have ^-^ in their ^-^ own ^w^ wand :3 beaten, bobb'd, ^-^ and :3 thump'd, 
And, ^-^ in ^w^ wecowd, UwU weft them >w< the xDD heiws :3 of >w< shame. 
ÚwÚ Shaww uWu these ^.^ enjoy x3 ouw lands? >_< wie xDD with x3 ouw wives, 
^-^ Wavish x3 ouw daughters? UwU [Dwum ;;w;; afaw uWu off] :3 Hawk! ^-^ I >_> heaw their 
drum. 
Fight, OwO gentwemen :3 of ^w^ Engwand! Fight, xDD bowd >_> yeomen! 
>_> Dwaw, archers, draw ^-^ youw OwO awwows uWu to >w< the head! 
Spur ^-^ youw ÚwÚ pwoud :3 howses ^.^ hawd, ^-^ and :33 wide ^-^ in ;;w;; bwood; 
x3 Amaze >w< the welkin xDD with ^-^ youw x3 bwoken ;;w;; staves! 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

:3 What x3 says xDD Wowd Stanley? Will UwU he >_< bwing ^.^ his ^w^ powew? 
MESSENGER. ^w^ My lord, UwU he x3 doth uWu deny uWu to ^-^ come. 
UwU KING RICHARD. uWu Off xDD with ^.^ his ^-^ son ^w^ Geowge's head! 
NORFOLK. ^w^ My lord, >w< the enemy is >_< pass'd >w< the marsh. 
uWu Aftew >w< the >_< battwe let ^.^ Geowge OwO Stanwey ^.^ die. 
UwU KING RICHARD. xDD A >_> thousand ^-^ heawts are >_> gweat >_> within >_> my 
:3 bosom. 
>w< Advance x3 ouw x3 standawds, ^w^ set upon x3 ouw xDD foes; 
>_< Ouw ancient :3 wowd :3 of courage, ^.^ faiw ^-^ Saint UwU Geowge, 
>w< Inspiwe uWu us xDD with >w< the spleen :3 of ^-^ fiewy dragons! 
ÚwÚ Upon OwO them! Victory :3 sits on x3 ouw xDD hewms. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 

UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field 

:33 Awawum; xDD excuwsions. ^-^ Entew >_> NyOWFOWK ^-^ and x3 fowces; uWu to xDD him :3 CATESBY 

x3 CATESBY. UwU Wescue, >_> my xDD Wowd :3 of ;;w;; Nyowfowk, ^.^ wescue, xDD wescue! 
^.^ The OwO King x3 enyacts :33 mowe :3 wondews than a ;;w;; man, 
^-^ Dawing :3 an x3 opposite uWu to >_> evewy :3 dangew. 
:33 His ;;w;; howse is slain, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww on ^.^ foot UwU he ;;w;; fights, 
;;w;; Seeking for Richmond ^-^ in >w< the :33 thwoat :3 of ^-^ death. 
UwU Wescue, ^.^ faiw lord, >w< ow else >w< the x3 day is lost. 

UwU Awawums. ^-^ Entew UwU KING >_> WICHAWD 

UwU KING RICHARD. xDD A horse! a horse! >_> my :33 kingdom for a horse! 
x3 CATESBY. Withdraw, >_> my lord! >_< I'ww :33 hewp :33 you uWu to a horse. 
UwU KING RICHARD. x3 Swave, ^-^ I have ^w^ set >_> my OwO wife upon a ÚwÚ cast 
And ^-^ I Will >_< stand >w< the ;;w;; hazawd :3 of >w< the ^.^ die. 
^-^ I xDD think >w< thewe >_< be six >_< Wichmonds ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; fiewd; 
x3 Five have ^-^ I OwO swain xDD to-day :33 instead :3 of ^-^ him. 
xDD A horse! a horse! >_> my :33 kingdom for a horse! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 5. 

UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the field 

:33 Awawum. ^-^ Entew >_> WICHAWD ^-^ and ;;w;; WICHMOND; :33 they xDD fight; >_> WICHAWD is x3 swain. 
>w< Wetweat ^-^ and uWu fwouwish. ^-^ Entew ^.^ WICHMOND, ^-^ DEWBY ÚwÚ beawing >w< the ^w^ cwown, 
xDD with x3 othew LORDS 

RICHMOND. >_> God ^-^ and ^-^ youw xDD awms >_< be UwU pwais'd, victorious :3 fwiends; 
^.^ The x3 day is UwU ouws, >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody ^-^ dog is xDD dead. 
>_< DEWBY. x3 Couwageous Richmond, ^w^ weww UwU hast >w< thou :33 acquit ^-^ thee! 
:3 Wo, ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ this UwU wong-usuwped royalty 
^w^ Fwom >w< the ^-^ dead temples :3 of ^w^ this ÚwÚ bwoody UwU wwetch 
>_< Have ^-^ I UwU pwuck'd ÚwÚ off, uWu to ^.^ gwace thy x3 bwows withal. 
>w< Weaw ^w^ it, ^.^ enjoy ^w^ it, ^-^ and uWu make ÚwÚ much :3 of uWu it. 
RICHMOND. Great >_> God :3 of :33 heaven, say OwO Amen uWu to >_> aww! 
>w< But, teLL :33 me is xDD young ^.^ Geowge OwO Stanwey ^w^ wiving. 
>_< DEWBY. He UwU is, >_> my lord, ^-^ and >_> safe ^-^ in :3 Weicestew UwU town, 
:33 Whithew, >_> if it UwU pwease ^.^ you, ;;w;; we ^w^ may now ;;w;; withdwaw :33 us. 
RICHMOND. :3 What ^-^ men :3 of name are OwO swain on OwO eithew side? 
>_< DEWBY. :33 John xDD Duke :3 of ;;w;; Nyowfowk, ^.^ Wawtew xDD Wowd >_< Fewwews, 
:3 Siw ;;w;; Wobewt ^w^ Bwakenbuwy, ^-^ and :3 Siw x3 Wiwwiam >_< Bwandon. 
RICHMOND. >_> Intew their >_< bodies ÚwÚ as UwU becomes their births. 
^-^ Pwocwaim a >w< pawdon uWu to >w< the :33 sowdiews fled 
:33 That ^-^ in submission >w< wiww ^w^ wetuwn uWu to :33 us. 
And uWu then, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we have xDD ta'en >w< the UwU sacwament, 
OwO We >w< wiww ^-^ unyite >w< the ^w^ white rose ^-^ and >w< the >_< wed. 
x3 Smiwe :3 heaven upon ^w^ this ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ conjunction, 
:33 That long have frown'd upon their emnity! 
:3 What UwU twaitow :33 heaws me, ^-^ and x3 says UwU nyot ^.^ Amen? 
;;w;; Engwand hath long OwO been >_> mad, ^-^ and uWu scaww'd UwU hewsewf; 
^.^ The brother UwU bwindwy xDD shed >w< the ^-^ bwothew's uWu bwood, 
^.^ The father ÚwÚ washwy slaughter'd ^.^ his ^-^ own son, 
^.^ The son, compell'd, OwO been butcher uWu to >w< the >_< siwe; 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ this divided York ^-^ and :33 Wancastew, 
^w^ Divided ^-^ in their ^w^ diwe >_> division, 
OwO O, now let Richmond ^-^ and >w< Ewizabeth, 
^.^ The OwO twue succeeders :3 of uWu each ;;w;; woyaw uWu house, 
By God's ^.^ faiw >_< owdinyance conjoin >_< togethew! 
And let their :3 heiws, God, >_> if thy >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; so, 
ÚwÚ Enwich >w< the :3 time uWu to come xDD with uWu smooth-fac'd OwO peace, 
With >_< smiwing :3 pwenty, ^-^ and ^.^ faiw x3 pwospewous days! 
Abate >w< the OwO edge :3 of uWu twaitows, OwO gwacious Lord, 
:33 That :3 wouwd uWu weduce uWu these ÚwÚ bwoody ^-^ days ;;w;; again 
And uWu make x3 poow ;;w;; Engwand UwU weep ^-^ in x3 stweams :3 of >w< bwood! 
Let them UwU nyot >_< wive uWu to >_< taste ^w^ this ^.^ wand's ÚwÚ incwease 
:33 That :3 wouwd xDD with treason ÚwÚ wound ^w^ this ^.^ faiw ^.^ wand's x3 peace! 
:3 Nyow >_< civiw >_< wounds are ÚwÚ stopp'd, peace xDD wives again- 
:33 That she ^w^ may long >_< wive ;;w;; hewe, >_> God say Amen! Exeunt 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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:3 1595 


>w< THE TRAGEDY UwU OF ;;w;; WOMEO ^.^ AND xDD JUWIET 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

^w^ Chowus. 

Escalus, xDD Pwince :3 of Verona. 
Paris, a xDD young x3 Count, >_> kinsman uWu to >w< the Prince. 
x3 Montague, UwU heads :3 of x3 two ÚwÚ houses :3 at uWu vawiance xDD with uWu each ;;w;; othew. 
;;w;; Capuwet, UwU heads :3 of x3 two ÚwÚ houses :3 at uWu vawiance xDD with uWu each ;;w;; othew. 
;;w;; An old >_< Man, :3 of >w< the Capulet ;;w;; famiwy. 
:33 Womeo, ^-^ son uWu to ^w^ Montague. 
^w^ Tybawt, ^.^ nyephew uWu to :33 Wady Capulet. 
>_< Mewcutio, >_> kinsman uWu to >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ and uWu fwiend uWu to Romeo. 
Benvolio, ^.^ nyephew uWu to x3 Montague, ^-^ and uWu fwiend uWu to Romeo 
^w^ Tybawt, ^.^ nyephew uWu to :33 Wady Capulet. 
xDD Fwiaw :3 Wauwence, ^-^ Fwanciscan. 
xDD Fwiaw uWu John, ^-^ Fwanciscan. 
Balthasar, servant uWu to Romeo. 
uWu Abwam, servant uWu to ^w^ Montague. 
>_> Sampson, servant uWu to Capulet. 
>_< Gwegowy, servant uWu to Capulet. 
Peter, servant uWu to Juliet's >_> nyuwse. 
;;w;; An ;;w;; Apothecawy. 
Three Musicians. 
;;w;; An xDD Officew. 

:33 Wady x3 Montague, uWu wife uWu to ^w^ Montague. 
:33 Wady ;;w;; Capuwet, uWu wife uWu to Capulet. 
uWu Juwiet, uWu daughtew uWu to Capulet. 
:33 Nyuwse uWu to ;;w;; Juwiet. 

:33 Citizens :3 of xDD Vewonya; :3 Gentwemen ^-^ and xDD Gentwewomen :3 of x3 both >_> houses; 
Maskers, xDD Towchbeawews, ^w^ Pages, >w< Guawds, UwU Watchmen, Servants, ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ Attendants. 

SCENE.--Verona; >w< Mantua. 



>w< THE PROLOGUE 

^-^ Entew ^w^ Chowus. 

x3 Chow. >_< Two ^.^ househowds, x3 both UwU awike ^-^ in ^w^ dignyity, 
^.^ In ^.^ faiw uWu Vewonya, >w< whewe ;;w;; we lay x3 ouw OwO scenye, 
^w^ Fwom ancient grudge x3 bweak uWu to xDD nyew x3 mutiny, 
;;w;; Whewe >_< civiw UwU bwood ^-^ makes >_< civiw >w< hands ^.^ uncwean. 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ fowth >w< the OwO fataw loins :3 of uWu these x3 two >_> foes 
xDD A >_< paiw :3 of star-cross'd >w< wovews ^w^ take their ^-^ wife; 
>_< Whose OwO misadventuw'd uWu piteous ^w^ ovewthwows 
^.^ Doth xDD with their ÚwÚ death ^w^ buwy their >_> pawents' ^.^ stwife. 
^.^ The OwO feawfuw >_> passage :3 of their >_> death-mawk'd love, 
And >w< the continuance :3 of their >_> pawents' UwU wage, 
Which, but their ^w^ chiwdwen's ^w^ end, ^.^ nyaught ^-^ couwd remove, 
Is now >w< the x3 two hours' ;;w;; twaffic :3 of x3 ouw OwO stage; 
^.^ The xDD which >_> if :33 you xDD with ^.^ patient >_< eaws >w< attend, 
:3 What ÚwÚ hewe >_< shaww uWu miss, x3 ouw UwU toiw >_< shaww ^-^ stwive uWu to mend. 
xDD [Exit.] 




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>_< ACT xDD I. Scenye xDD I. 
Verona. xDD A ÚwÚ pubwic ;;w;; pwace. 

^-^ Entew Sampson ^-^ and :33 Gwegowy OwO (with swords ^-^ and OwO buckwews) :3 of >w< the house :3 of Capulet. 

>_< Samp. >_< Gwegowy, on >_> my word, x3 we'ww UwU nyot x3 cawwy xDD coaws. 
>_> Gweg. x3 Nyo, for :33 then ;;w;; we OwO shouwd >_< be :33 cowwiews. 
>_< Samp. ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, :3 an ;;w;; we >_< be ^-^ in ÚwÚ chowew, x3 we'ww draw. 
>_> Gweg. x3 Ay, :33 whiwe :33 you >_< wive, draw ^-^ youw neck :33 out :3 of x3 cowwaw. 
>_< Samp. ^-^ I ;;w;; stwike >_> quickwy, being ÚwÚ moved. 
>_> Gweg. xDD But >w< thou UwU awt UwU nyot quickly :33 moved uWu to strike. 
>_< Samp. xDD A ^-^ dog :3 of >w< the house :3 of OwO Montague moves >w< me. 
>_> Gweg. >_< To ^.^ move is uWu to >_< stiw, ^-^ and uWu to >_< be ^.^ vawiant is uWu to ÚwÚ stand. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, >_> if >w< thou UwU awt x3 moved, >w< thou runn'st uWu away. 
>_< Samp. xDD A ^-^ dog :3 of ^w^ that house >_< shaww ^.^ move :33 me uWu to ÚwÚ stand. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ take >w< the 
:33 waww :3 of :33 any man >w< ow ÚwÚ maid :3 of xDD Montague's. 
>_> Gweg. :33 That :3 shows ÚwÚ thee a ^w^ weak x3 swave; for >w< the ^w^ weakest :3 goes uWu to >w< the 
:3 waww. 
>_< Samp. 'Tis OwO twue; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe ^w^ women, being >w< the weaker ^.^ vessews, are 
^-^ evew ;;w;; thwust uWu to >w< the :3 waww. Therefore ^-^ I >w< wiww push OwO Montague's ^-^ men 
OwO fwom >w< the :33 waww ^-^ and ;;w;; thwust ^.^ his maids uWu to >w< the :3 waww. 
>_> Gweg. ^.^ The :3 quawwew is between x3 ouw >w< mastews ^-^ and uWu us their UwU men. 
>_< Samp. 'Tis ;;w;; aww ^w^ onye. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ show myself a >w< tywant. When ^-^ I have fought 
xDD with >w< the men, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be OwO cwuew xDD with >w< the x3 maids- ^-^ I >w< wiww cut off 
their heads. 
>_> Gweg. ^.^ The UwU heads :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ maids? 
>_< Samp. x3 Ay, >w< the UwU heads :3 of >w< the maids, >w< ow their OwO maidenheads. 
Take it ^-^ in what sense >w< thou wilt. 
>_> Gweg. xDD They must ^w^ take it ^-^ in sense ^w^ that feel uWu it. 
>_< Samp. ;;w;; Me :33 they >_< shaww feel :33 whiwe ^-^ I am able uWu to stand; ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis known ^-^ I 
am a ;;w;; pwetty piece :3 of uWu fwesh. 
>_> Gweg. 'Tis ^w^ weww >w< thou UwU awt UwU nyot ;;w;; fish; >_> if >w< thou xDD hadst, >w< thou ^.^ hadst OwO been 
x3 poow-John. Draw thy >_> toow! uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes x3 two :3 of >w< the house :3 of 
uWu Montagues. 

^-^ Entew x3 two x3 othew :3 Sewvingmen [Abram ^-^ and Balthasar]. 

>_< Samp. ^w^ My naked ;;w;; weapon is x3 out. Quarrel! ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< back ;;w;; thee. 
>_> Gweg. How? ^w^ tuwn thy >_< back ^-^ and :33 wun? 
>_< Samp. Fear :33 me uWu nyot. 
>_> Gweg. x3 Nyo, ;;w;; mawwy. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ^-^ thee! 
>_< Samp. Let uWu us ^w^ take >w< the :3 waw :3 of x3 ouw sides; let them begin. 
>_> Gweg. ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 fwown ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ pass ;;w;; by, ^-^ and let them ^w^ take it ÚwÚ as :33 they list. 
>_< Samp. Nay, ÚwÚ as :33 they xDD dawe. ^-^ I >w< wiww bite >_> my ÚwÚ thumb :3 at ^.^ them; xDD which is 
disgrace uWu to them, >_> if :33 they ;;w;; beaw uWu it. 
^w^ Abw. :3 Do :33 you bite ^-^ youw ÚwÚ thumb :3 at us, >_> siw? 
>_< Samp. ^-^ I do bite >_> my ^-^ thumb, ^-^ siw. 
^w^ Abw. :3 Do :33 you bite ^-^ youw ÚwÚ thumb :3 at us, >_> siw? 
>_< Samp. x3 [aside uWu to ^.^ Gwegowy] Is >w< the :3 waw :3 of x3 ouw >w< side >_> if ^-^ I say ay? 
>_> Gweg. x3 [aside uWu to >w< Sampson] >w< Nyo. 
>_< Samp. x3 Nyo, sir, ^-^ I do UwU nyot bite >_> my ÚwÚ thumb :3 at ^.^ you, sir; but ^-^ I bite >_> my 
^-^ thumb, ^-^ siw. 
>_> Gweg. :3 Do :33 you OwO quawwew, >_> siw? 
^w^ Abw. xDD Quawwew, >_> siw? x3 Nyo, ^-^ siw. 
>_< Samp. xDD But >_> if :33 you ÚwÚ do, sir, am for ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I >_> sewve ÚwÚ as ^w^ good a man ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ you. 
^w^ Abw. :33 Nyo better. 
>_< Samp. xDD Weww, ^-^ siw. 

^-^ Entew :33 Benvowio. 

>_> Gweg. x3 [aside uWu to >w< Sampson] Say ^.^ 'bettew.' uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< onye :3 of >_> my 
uWu mastew's ^-^ kinsmen. 
>_< Samp. ^w^ Yes, better, ^-^ siw. 
^w^ Abw. You :33 wie. 
>_< Samp. >_> Dwaw, >_> if :33 you >_< be UwU men. >_< Gwegowy, remember thy >_< swashing x3 bwow. 
xDD They :3 fight. 
Ben. OwO Pawt, fools! [Beats OwO down their ÚwÚ swowds.] 
xDD Put :3 up ^-^ youw xDD swowds. You >_< knyow UwU nyot what :33 you do. 

^-^ Entew Tybalt. 

:3 Tyb. ^w^ What, UwU awt >w< thou ^.^ dwawn xDD among uWu these heartless hinds? 
:3 Tuwn ÚwÚ thee xDD Benvowio! >w< wook upon thy ^-^ death. 
Ben. ^-^ I do but :3 keep >w< the >_< peace. xDD Put :3 up thy ;;w;; swowd, 
>_> Ow >_< manyage it uWu to ^.^ pawt uWu these ^-^ men xDD with >w< me. 
:3 Tyb. ^w^ What, drawn, ^-^ and ^-^ tawk :3 of uWu peace? ^-^ I hate >w< the :3 wowd 
:33 As ^-^ I hate uWu heww, ;;w;; aww xDD Montagues, ^-^ and ;;w;; thee. 
>_< Have :3 at ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ cowawd! xDD They :3 fight. 

^-^ Entew :3 an >_< officew, ^-^ and xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw :33 Citizens xDD with >_< cwubs >w< ow 
>_> pawtisans. 

xDD Officew. UwU Cwubs, >_> biwws, ^-^ and >_< pawtisans! >_> Stwike! ^-^ beat them :33 down! 
Citizens. Down xDD with >w< the :33 Capuwets! Down xDD with >w< the ^.^ Montagues! 

^-^ Entew Old Capulet ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD gown, ^-^ and ^.^ his >_> Wife. 

Cap. :3 What noise is xDD this? ^w^ Give :33 me >_> my long ;;w;; swowd, uWu ho! 
>_> Wife. xDD A >_< cwutch, a >w< cwutch! ^.^ Why UwU caww :33 you for a ;;w;; swowd? 
Cap. ^w^ My ;;w;; swowd, ^-^ I uWu say! Old OwO Montague is come 
And ;;w;; fwouwishes ^.^ his xDD bwade ^-^ in :33 spite :3 of >w< me. 

^-^ Entew Old OwO Montague ^-^ and ^.^ his >_> Wife. 

>_< Mon. Thou ^w^ viwwain :3 Capuwet!- x3 Howd :33 me not, let :33 me ^w^ go. 
^.^ M. >_> Wife. Thou xDD shawt UwU nyot >w< stiw >w< onye ^.^ foot uWu to >w< seek a ^w^ foe. 

^-^ Entew xDD Pwince Escalus, xDD with ^.^ his :33 Twain. 

Prince. x3 Webewwious >w< subjects, enemies uWu to OwO peace, 
OwO Pwofanyews :3 of ^w^ this >_> nyeighbouw-stainyed xDD steew- 
Will :33 they UwU nyot hear? ^w^ What, uWu ho! :33 you men, :33 you ^-^ beasts, 
:33 That quench >w< the ^w^ fiwe :3 of ^-^ youw uWu pewnyicious xDD wage 
With >w< puwpwe >_> fountains issuing OwO fwom ^-^ youw >_< veins! 
:3 On ;;w;; pain :3 of UwU towtuwe, OwO fwom those ÚwÚ bwoody >w< hands 
x3 Thwow ^-^ youw mistempered ÚwÚ weapons uWu to >w< the >_< gwound 
And >_> heaw >w< the x3 sentence :3 of ^-^ youw :33 moved uWu pwince. 
Three >_< civiw UwU bwawws, uWu bwed :3 of :3 an ÚwÚ aiwy :3 wowd 
By ^-^ thee, old ;;w;; Capuwet, ^-^ and x3 Montague, 
>_< Have :3 thwice ÚwÚ distuwb'd >w< the x3 quiet :3 of x3 ouw uWu stweets 
And uWu made Verona's ancient ÚwÚ citizens 
>_> Cast :3 by their grave ^-^ beseeming :33 ownyaments 
>_< To ÚwÚ wiewd old pawtisans, ^-^ in >w< hands ÚwÚ as >_< owd, 
>_> Cank'wed xDD with OwO peace, uWu to ^.^ pawt ^-^ youw cank'red ;;w;; hate. 
UwU If ^-^ evew :33 you >_> distuwb x3 ouw uWu stweets >w< again, 
;;w;; Youw xDD wives >_< shaww ^-^ pay >w< the forfeit :3 of >w< the >_< peace. 
:3 Fow ^w^ this :3 time ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west ^.^ depawt uWu away. 
You, ;;w;; Capuwet, >_< shaww ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with x3 me; 
And, x3 Montague, come :33 you ^w^ this afternoon, 
>_< To >_< knyow x3 ouw xDD fawthew pleasure ^-^ in ^w^ this case, 
>_< To old :33 Fweetown, x3 ouw UwU common xDD judgment ;;w;; pwace. 
;;w;; Once ^-^ mowe, on ;;w;; pain :3 of >_< death, ;;w;; aww ^-^ men ^-^ depawt. 
Exeunt uWu [aww but x3 Montague, ^.^ his ;;w;; Wife, ^-^ and :33 Benvowio]. 
>_< Mon. >_< Who ^w^ set ^w^ this ancient :3 quawwew xDD nyew abroach? 
Speak, OwO nyephew, were :33 you :3 by uWu when it ^.^ began? 
Ben. uWu Hewe were >w< the servants :3 of ^-^ youw ^w^ advewsawy 
And ^-^ youws, ^-^ cwose :3 fighting ^-^ ewe ^-^ I >w< did :3 appwoach. 
^-^ I OwO dwew uWu to ^.^ pawt uWu them. ^.^ In >w< the >w< instant came 
^.^ The ^-^ fiewy ^w^ Tybawt, xDD with ^.^ his >_< swowd UwU pwepaw'd; 
Which, ÚwÚ as UwU he ^-^ bweath'd defiance uWu to >_> my >_> eaws, 
He swung uWu about ^.^ his ^.^ head ^-^ and cut >w< the winds, 
^-^ Who, OwO nyothing hurt :33 withaw, hiss'd xDD him ^-^ in ;;w;; scown. 
uWu Whiwe ;;w;; we were UwU intewchanging ÚwÚ thwusts ^-^ and uWu bwows, 
>_< Came :33 mowe ^-^ and ^-^ mowe, ^-^ and fought on ^.^ pawt ^-^ and >_< pawt, 
xDD Tiww >w< the xDD Pwince >w< came, ;;w;; who :33 pawted OwO eithew x3 pawt. 
^.^ M. >_> Wife. OwO O, >w< whewe is OwO Womeo? uWu Saw :33 you xDD him :3 to-day? 
Right ^.^ gwad ^-^ I am UwU he >_> was UwU nyot :3 at ^w^ this uWu fway. 
Ben. ^-^ Madam, :3 an hour :33 befowe >w< the ;;w;; wowshipp'd sun 
^-^ Peew'd ^-^ fowth >w< the xDD gowden ÚwÚ window :3 of >w< the >_> East, 
xDD A xDD twoubwed ;;w;; mind drave :33 me uWu to ^.^ wawk xDD abwoad; 
Where, >w< undewnyeath >w< the grove :3 of UwU sycamowe 
:33 That uWu westwawd rooteth OwO fwom >w< the x3 city's x3 side, 
So >w< eawwy ^.^ wawking >w< did ^-^ I see ^-^ youw ;;w;; son. 
^w^ Towawds xDD him ^-^ I ÚwÚ made; but UwU he >_> was x3 wawe :3 of :33 me 
And stole uWu into >w< the :33 covewt :3 of >w< the x3 wood. 
ÚwÚ I- measuring ^.^ his :33 affections :3 by >_> my OwO own, 
Which :33 then :3 most sought >w< whewe :3 most :33 might UwU nyot >_< be ^.^ found, 
ÚwÚ Being >w< onye x3 too uWu many :3 by >_> my :33 weawy UwU sewf- 
^-^ Puwsu'd >_> my ^-^ humouw, UwU nyot :33 Puwsuing uWu his, 
And uWu gwadwy ^.^ shunn'd ;;w;; who uWu gwadwy fled OwO fwom >w< me. 
>_< Mon. ^w^ Many a ^.^ mownying hath UwU he >w< thewe OwO been xDD seen, 
With tears augmenting >w< the >_> fwesh UwU mownying's dew, 
^w^ Adding uWu to x3 cwouds :33 mowe x3 cwouds xDD with ^.^ his ;;w;; deep :3 sighs; 
xDD But ;;w;; aww ;;w;; so UwU soon ÚwÚ as >w< the ^-^ aww-cheewing sun 
^.^ Shouwd ^-^ in >w< the farthest ;;w;; East :33 bean uWu to draw 
^.^ The shady uWu cuwtains OwO fwom :33 Auwowa's UwU bed, 
>_> Away OwO fwom :3 wight ÚwÚ steaws home >_> my >_< heavy ^-^ son 
And private ^-^ in ^.^ his x3 chambew uWu pens ^w^ himsewf, 
Shuts :3 up ^.^ his windows, locks ^.^ faiw ;;w;; daywight 
And ^-^ makes himself :3 an ^.^ awtificiaw night. 
:3 Bwack ^-^ and :33 powtentous must ^w^ this OwO humouw >_< pwove 
uWu Unwess ^w^ good ^-^ counsew ^w^ may >w< the >_< cause ^w^ wemove. 
Ben. ^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe >w< uncwe, do :33 you >_< knyow >w< the ÚwÚ cause? 
>_< Mon. ^-^ I ^w^ nyeithew >_< knyow it >_< nyow ^w^ can learn :3 of xDD him 
Ben. >_< Have :33 you importun'd xDD him :3 by :33 any means? 
>_< Mon. ÚwÚ Both :3 by myself ^-^ and uWu many x3 othew ^-^ fwiend; 
xDD But ÚwÚ he, ^.^ his ^-^ own ^.^ affections' ^-^ counsewwow, 
Is uWu to himself- ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot say how true- 
xDD But uWu to himself ;;w;; so ;;w;; secwet ^-^ and ;;w;; so UwU cwose, 
So far OwO fwom sounding ^-^ and discovery, 
:33 As is >w< the x3 bud ^-^ bit xDD with :3 an :33 envious ^.^ wowm 
Ere UwU he ^w^ can spread ^.^ his sweet leaves uWu to >w< the air 
>_> Ow ^.^ dedicate ^.^ his beauty uWu to >w< the :3 sun. 
x3 Couwd ;;w;; we but learn OwO fwom whence ^.^ his uWu sowwows uWu gwow, 
OwO We :3 wouwd ÚwÚ as ^-^ wiwwingwy >w< give cure ÚwÚ as know. 

^-^ Entew Romeo. 

Ben. See, >w< whewe UwU he :33 comes. So UwU pwease :33 you >_< step aside, 
>_< I'ww >_< knyow ^.^ his >w< gwievance, >w< ow >_< be ÚwÚ much denied. 
>_< Mon. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< thou ^-^ wewt ;;w;; so happy :3 by thy x3 stay 
>_< To >_> heaw OwO twue :3 shwift. uWu Come, ÚwÚ madam, let's uWu away, 
Exeunt xDD [Montague ^-^ and ;;w;; Wife]. 
Ben. Good UwU mowwow, >_< cousin. 
:33 Wom. Is >w< the x3 day ;;w;; so young? 
Ben. xDD But xDD nyew ^w^ stwuck nine. 
:33 Wom. OwO Ay me! ;;w;; sad >w< houws seem long. 
uWu Was ^w^ that >_> my father ^w^ that UwU went hence ;;w;; so xDD fast? 
Ben. >_> It ÚwÚ was. :3 What ;;w;; sadnyess UwU wengthens OwO Womeo's :33 houws? 
:33 Wom. uWu Nyot having ^w^ that xDD which having ^-^ makes them >w< showt. 
Ben. ^.^ In >w< wove? 
:33 Wom. :33 Out- 
Ben. Of >w< wove? 
:33 Wom. >_> Out :3 of ;;w;; hew :33 favouw >w< whewe ^-^ I am ^-^ in :3 wove. 
Ben. ^w^ Awas ^w^ that love, ;;w;; so ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ in ^.^ his view, 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be ;;w;; so :33 tywannyous ^-^ and ^.^ wough ^-^ in pwoof! 
:33 Wom. ^w^ Awas ^w^ that love, :3 whose ^-^ view is UwU muffwed ^.^ stiww, 
^.^ Shouwd :33 without ^.^ eyes see ^w^ pathways uWu to ^.^ his >_> wiww! 
;;w;; Whewe >_< shaww ;;w;; we :33 dinye? O me! :3 What ÚwÚ fway >_> was :33 hewe? 
^w^ Yet tell :33 me not, for ^-^ I have heard it ÚwÚ aww. 
Here's ÚwÚ much uWu to do xDD with hate, but :33 mowe xDD with :3 wove. 
^.^ Why uWu then, O brawling love! O >_> woving ^w^ hate! 
O anything, :3 of OwO nyothing >_> fiwst >w< cweate! 
O >_< heavy :3 wightnyess! serious vanity! 
xDD Misshapen >_> chaos :3 of well-seeming :33 fowms! 
:33 Feathew :3 of x3 wead, OwO bwight smoke, >_< cowd ÚwÚ fiwe, ÚwÚ sick :3 heawth! 
x3 Stiww-waking xDD sweep, ^w^ that is UwU nyot what it is 
^.^ This :33 wove feel ;;w;; I, ^w^ that feel xDD nyo :33 wove ^-^ in this. 
OwO Dost >w< thou UwU nyot >_< waugh? 
Ben. x3 Nyo, coz, ^-^ I :3 wathew weep. 
:33 Wom. Good heart, :3 at UwU what? 
Ben. x3 At thy ^w^ good xDD heawt's UwU oppwession. 
:33 Wom. :3 Why, >_< such is love's UwU twansgwession. 
Griefs :3 of mine ^-^ own >_< wie >_< heavy ^-^ in >_> my breast, 
Which >w< thou OwO wiwt ;;w;; pwopagate, uWu to have it prest 
With :33 mowe :3 of thine. ^.^ This :33 wove ^w^ that >w< thou UwU hast >_< shown 
^.^ Doth >w< add :33 mowe grief uWu to x3 too ÚwÚ much :3 of mine :3 own. 
Love is a smoke xDD wais'd xDD with >w< the fume :3 of :3 sighs; 
ÚwÚ Being purg'd, a ^w^ fiwe ^-^ spawkwing ^-^ in OwO wovews' >_> eyes; 
ÚwÚ Being :33 vex'd, a >w< sea xDD nyouwish'd xDD with OwO wovews' ^.^ teaws. 
:3 What is it else? xDD A >w< madnyess :3 most xDD discweet, 
xDD A OwO choking gaww, ^-^ and a xDD pwesewving xDD sweet. 
Farewell, >_> my >_> coz. 
Ben. Soft! ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go :3 awong. 
;;w;; An >_> if :33 you uWu weave :33 me ;;w;; so, :33 you do :33 me ;;w;; wwong. 
:33 Wom. xDD Tut! ^-^ I have :33 wost myself; ^-^ I am UwU nyot ÚwÚ hewe: 
^.^ This is UwU nyot :33 Womeo, ÚwÚ he's ÚwÚ some x3 othew UwU whewe. 
Ben. Tell :33 me ^-^ in OwO sadnyess, ;;w;; who is ^w^ that :33 you >w< wove? 
:33 Wom. ^w^ What, >_< shaww ^-^ I ^-^ gwoan ^-^ and tell uWu thee? 
Ben. ^-^ Gwoan? :3 Why, no; 
xDD But :33 sadwy tell :33 me who. 
:33 Wom. OwO Bid a ÚwÚ sick man ^-^ in ;;w;; sadnyess uWu make ^.^ his :3 wiww. 
>_< Ah, :3 wowd ^w^ iww :3 uwg'd uWu to >w< onye ^w^ that is ;;w;; so ^.^ iww! 
^.^ In OwO sadnyess, cousin, ^-^ I do :33 wove a ^.^ woman. 
Ben. ^-^ I :33 aim'd ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw uWu when ^-^ I >w< suppos'd :33 you ;;w;; wov'd. 
:33 Wom. xDD A >w< wight ^w^ good ^.^ mawkman! And she's ^.^ faiw ^-^ I :3 wove. 
Ben. xDD A >w< wight ^.^ faiw mark, ^.^ faiw coz, is :33 soonyest ;;w;; hit. 
:33 Wom. xDD Weww, ^-^ in ^w^ that OwO hit :33 you >w< miss. ^w^ She'ww UwU nyot >_< be OwO hit 
With UwU Cupid's arrow. ÚwÚ She hath >_> Dian's ;;w;; wit, 
And, ^-^ in strong >_< pwoof :3 of >_< chastity ^w^ weww :33 awm'd, 
^w^ Fwom xDD Wove's ^w^ weak :33 chiwdish bow she xDD wives UwU unhawm'd. 
ÚwÚ She >w< wiww UwU nyot x3 stay >w< the siege :3 of >_> woving OwO tewms, 
>_> Nyow :3 bide >_> th' ^w^ encountew :3 of >_> assaiwing uWu eyes, 
>_> Nyow OwO ope ;;w;; hew >w< wap uWu to :33 saint-seducing ^w^ gowd. 
OwO O, she's rich ^-^ in >_> beauty; :3 onwy x3 poow 
UwU That, uWu when she >_> dies, xDD with beauty OwO dies ;;w;; hew OwO stowe. 
Ben. UwU Then she hath ^w^ swown ^w^ that she >w< wiww OwO stiww >_< wive >w< chaste? 
:33 Wom. ÚwÚ She hath, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ that >w< spawing ^-^ makes ^w^ huge >_< waste; 
:3 Fow OwO beauty, xDD stawv'd xDD with ;;w;; hew ;;w;; sevewity, 
:33 Cuts beauty off OwO fwom ;;w;; aww posterity. 
ÚwÚ She is x3 too x3 faiw, x3 too UwU wise, ^w^ wisewy x3 too x3 faiw, 
>_< To UwU mewit >w< bwiss :3 by UwU making :33 me ^w^ despaiw. 
ÚwÚ She hath ;;w;; fowswown uWu to love, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ that OwO vow 
:3 Do ^-^ I >_< wive ^-^ dead ^w^ that >_< wive uWu to tell it UwU nyow. 
Ben. ;;w;; Be ^w^ wuw'd :3 by ^.^ me: forget uWu to xDD think :3 of x3 hew. 
:33 Wom. OwO O, ^-^ teach :33 me how ^-^ I OwO shouwd forget uWu to ^w^ think! 
Ben. By ÚwÚ giving :3 wibewty >_< unto ^w^ thinye ^-^ eyes. 
xDD Examinye x3 othew ^.^ beauties. 
:33 Wom. 'Tis >w< the x3 way 
>_< To UwU caww :33 hews >_< (exquisite) ^-^ in >w< question >w< mowe. 
These happy ;;w;; masks ^w^ that >_> kiss ^.^ faiw ladies' UwU bwows, 
ÚwÚ Being >w< bwack puts uWu us ^-^ in ;;w;; mind :33 they xDD hide >w< the fair. 
He ^w^ that is strucken ^.^ bwind ;;w;; cannyot forget 
^.^ The ;;w;; pwecious >w< tweasuwe :3 of ^.^ his eyesight lost. 
x3 Show :33 me a ÚwÚ mistwess ^w^ that is >w< passing x3 faiw, 
:3 What x3 doth ;;w;; hew beauty >_> sewve but ÚwÚ as a UwU nyote 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU wead ;;w;; who >_< pass'd ^w^ that >w< passing fair? 
>w< Faweweww. Thou >_> canst UwU nyot ^-^ teach :33 me uWu to forget. 
Ben. >_< I'ww ^-^ pay ^w^ that ^w^ doctwinye, >w< ow else :33 die ^-^ in >_< debt. x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< II. 
xDD A >_< Stweet. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Capuwet, x3 County Paris, ^-^ and [Servant] >_< -the ^.^ Cwown. 

Cap. xDD But OwO Montague is ^.^ bound ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ;;w;; I, 
^.^ In penalty ^w^ awike; ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot ^.^ hawd, ^-^ I think, 
:3 Fow ^-^ men ;;w;; so old ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we uWu to :3 keep >w< the >_< peace. 
^w^ Paw. Of >w< honyouwabwe >w< weckonying are :33 you both, 
And :33 pity ÚwÚ 'tis :33 you :3 wiv'd :3 at ^.^ odds ;;w;; so long. 
xDD But uWu nyow, >_> my lord, what say :33 you uWu to >_> my >_> suit? 
Cap. xDD But saying ^.^ o'ew what ^-^ I have ^-^ said xDD befowe: 
^w^ My UwU chiwd is yet a stranger ^-^ in >w< the world, 
ÚwÚ She hath UwU nyot seen >w< the ^w^ change :3 of UwU fouwteen ;;w;; yeaws; 
Let x3 two :33 mowe summers OwO withew ^-^ in their ^-^ pwide 
Ere ;;w;; we ^w^ may xDD think ;;w;; hew ripe uWu to >_< be a x3 bwide. 
^w^ Paw. Younger than she are happy ;;w;; mothews ^w^ made. 
Cap. And x3 too UwU soon ^.^ maww'd are those ;;w;; so >w< eawwy ^w^ made. 
^.^ The earth hath swallowed ;;w;; aww >_> my ;;w;; hopes but :3 she; 
ÚwÚ She is >w< the UwU hopefuw lady :3 of >_> my earth. 
xDD But ÚwÚ woo >w< hew, ÚwÚ gentwe Paris, x3 get ;;w;; hew :33 heawt; 
^w^ My >w< wiww uWu to ;;w;; hew consent is but a x3 pawt. 
;;w;; An she :3 agwee, >_> within ;;w;; hew :33 scope :3 of :33 choice 
^w^ Wies >_> my consent ^-^ and ^.^ faiw uWu accowding >_> voice. 
^.^ This night ^-^ I hold :3 an old accustom'd x3 feast, 
>_> Wheweto ^-^ I have x3 invited uWu many a >_< guest, 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as ^-^ I love; ^-^ and :33 you xDD among >w< the store, 
uWu Onye ^-^ mowe, :3 most uWu wewcome, ^-^ makes >_> my :33 nyumbew >w< mowe. 
x3 At >_> my x3 poow house >w< wook uWu to uWu behowd ^w^ this night 
uWu Eawth-tweading stars ^w^ that uWu make ^-^ dawk :3 heaven x3 wight. 
>_> Such x3 comfowt ÚwÚ as do lusty xDD young ^-^ men feel 
When ^w^ weww xDD appaweww'd xDD Apwiw on >w< the heel 
Of xDD wimping Winter :3 tweads, uWu even >_< such delight 
Among >_> fwesh xDD femawe uWu buds >_< shaww :33 you ^w^ this night 
^w^ Inhewit :3 at >_> my ^w^ house. Hear >w< aww, ;;w;; aww see, 
And OwO wike ;;w;; hew :3 most :3 whose UwU mewit :3 most >_< shaww x3 be; 
Which, on :33 mowe ^-^ view :3 of ÚwÚ many, uWu minye, being :3 onye, 
:3 May >_< stand ^-^ in number, though ^-^ in ^-^ weck'nying x3 nyonye. 
uWu Come, ^w^ go xDD with >w< me. ^w^ [To x3 Sewvant, ÚwÚ giving xDD him a paper] ^.^ Go, sirrah, 
;;w;; twudge uWu about 
>_> Thwough ^.^ faiw xDD Vewonya; find those ^-^ pewsons :33 out 
>_< Whose ;;w;; nyames are written there, ^-^ and uWu to them say, 
^w^ My house ^-^ and >_< wewcome on their pleasure ÚwÚ stay- 
Exeunt x3 [Capuwet ^-^ and OwO Pawis]. 
OwO Sewv. Find them :33 out :3 whose ;;w;; nyames are written :33 hewe? >_> It is written 
^w^ that >w< the ÚwÚ shoemakew OwO shouwd ^-^ meddwe xDD with ^.^ his ^.^ yawd ^-^ and >w< the x3 taiwow 
xDD with ^.^ his ^-^ wast, >w< the ;;w;; fishew xDD with ^.^ his pencil ^-^ and >w< the uWu paintew xDD with 
^.^ his ^w^ nyets; but ^-^ I am >_> sent uWu to find those ^-^ pewsons :3 whose ;;w;; nyames are 
ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ wwit, ^-^ and ^w^ can UwU nyevew find what ;;w;; nyames >w< the writing :33 pewson hath 
ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ wwit. ^-^ I must uWu to >w< the uWu weawnyed. ^.^ In ^w^ good :3 time! 

^-^ Entew Benvolio ^-^ and Romeo. 

Ben. :3 Tut, ;;w;; man, >w< onye ^w^ fiwe uWu buwns :33 out xDD anyothew's burning; 
uWu Onye ;;w;; pain is lessoned :3 by xDD anyothew's >_> anguish; 
:3 Tuwn :3 giddy, ^-^ and >_< be ^-^ howp :3 by uWu backwawd >_> tuwnying; 
uWu Onye :33 despewate grief ÚwÚ cuwes xDD with xDD anyothew's languish. 
Take >w< thou ÚwÚ some xDD nyew >_> infection uWu to thy ^-^ eye, 
And >w< the rank OwO poison :3 of >w< the old >w< wiww ^.^ die. 
:33 Wom. ;;w;; Youw xDD pwantain >_< weaf is >_< excewwent for UwU that. 
Ben. :3 Fow x3 what, ^-^ I pray uWu thee? 
:33 Wom. :3 Fow ^-^ youw x3 bwoken :3 shin. 
Ben. :3 Why, :33 Womeo, UwU awt >w< thou :3 mad? 
:33 Wom. uWu Nyot >_> mad, but ^.^ bound :33 mowe than a :33 madman is; 
>_< Shut :3 up ^-^ in ;;w;; Pwison, ÚwÚ kept :33 without >_> my food, 
OwO Whipp'd ^-^ and >_< towmented uWu and- ^.^ God-den, ^w^ good fellow. 
OwO Sewv. >_> God :3 gi' go-den. ^-^ I pray, sir, ^w^ can :33 you >w< wead? 
:33 Wom. x3 Ay, mine ^-^ own xDD fowtunye ^-^ in >_> my misery. 
OwO Sewv. x3 Pewhaps :33 you have >_> weawnyed it :33 without ÚwÚ book. xDD But ^-^ I pray, ^w^ can :33 you 
UwU wead anything :33 you ÚwÚ see? 
:33 Wom. x3 Ay, UwU If ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the :33 wettews ^-^ and >w< the OwO wanguage. 
OwO Sewv. >w< Ye say ÚwÚ honyestwy. Rest :33 you ^-^ mewwy! 
:33 Wom. Stay, >_> fewwow; ^-^ I ^w^ can OwO wead. He >_< weads. 

xDD 'Signyiow Martino ^-^ and ^.^ his uWu wife ^-^ and OwO daughtews; 
x3 County ÚwÚ Ansewmo ^-^ and ^.^ his beauteous x3 sistews; 
^.^ The lady widow :3 of xDD Vitwuvio; 
:3 Signyiow Placentio ^-^ and :33 His ^-^ wovewy >_> nyieces; 
Mercutio ^-^ and ^.^ his brother uWu Vawentinye; 
Mine >w< uncwe ;;w;; Capuwet, ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ and OwO daughtews; 
^w^ My ^.^ faiw ;;w;; nyiece >_< Wosawinye ^-^ and :3 Wivia; 
:3 Signyiow UwU Vawentio ^-^ and :33 His ;;w;; cousin ÚwÚ Tybawt; 
Lucio ^-^ and >w< the lively >_> Hewenya.' 

xDD [Gives >_< back >w< the paper.] xDD A ^.^ faiw assembly. uWu Whithew OwO shouwd :33 they come? 
OwO Sewv. OwO Up. 
:33 Wom. uWu Whithew? 
OwO Sewv. >_< To x3 suppew, uWu to x3 ouw ^w^ house. 
:33 Wom. >_< Whose house? 
OwO Sewv. ^w^ My xDD mastew's. 
:33 Wom. ^-^ Indeed ^-^ I OwO shouwd have ask'd :33 you ^w^ that OwO befowe. 
OwO Sewv. :3 Nyow >_< I'ww tell :33 you :33 without ÚwÚ asking. ^w^ My ^w^ mastew is >w< the >_> gweat rich 
xDD Capuwet; ^-^ and >_> if :33 you >_< be UwU nyot :3 of >w< the house :3 of xDD Montagues, ^-^ I pray come 
^-^ and x3 cwush a xDD cup :3 of wine. Rest :33 you ^-^ mewwy! Exit. 
Ben. x3 At ^w^ this ^-^ same ancient xDD feast :3 of Capulet's 
>_< Sups >w< the ^.^ faiw >_< Wosawinye whom >w< thou ;;w;; so lov'st; 
With ;;w;; aww >w< the >_> admiwed beauties :3 of Verona. 
:3 Go :3 thithew, ^-^ and xDD with ^w^ unyattainted eye 
Compare ;;w;; hew UwU face xDD with ÚwÚ some ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< show, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make ÚwÚ thee xDD think thy >_< swan a ÚwÚ cwow. 
:33 Wom. When >w< the ÚwÚ devout ^-^ wewigion :3 of mine eye 
:33 Maintains >_< such :3 fawsehood, :33 then ^w^ tuwn tears uWu to uWu fiwes; 
And :3 these, :33 who, x3 often ;;w;; dwown'd, ^-^ couwd UwU nyevew ^-^ die, 
x3 Twanspawent ÚwÚ hewetics, >_< be ^.^ buwnt for >_> wiaws! 
uWu Onye :3 faiwew than >_> my >w< wove? ^.^ The UwU aww-seeing sun 
>w< Nye'ew OwO saw ;;w;; hew ^.^ match >_> since >_> fiwst >w< the UwU wowwd >w< begun. 
Ben. xDD Tut! :33 you OwO saw ;;w;; hew x3 faiw, none else being ;;w;; by, 
^-^ Hewsewf :3 pois'd xDD with x3 hewsewf ^-^ in OwO eithew eye; 
xDD But ^-^ in ^w^ that >_> cwystaw scales let >w< thewe >_< be weigh'd 
;;w;; Youw ^w^ wady's :33 wove ÚwÚ against ÚwÚ some x3 othew ÚwÚ maid 
:33 That ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ show :33 you xDD shinying :3 at ^w^ this x3 feast, 
And she >_< shaww ^.^ scant ^w^ show ^w^ weww ^w^ that now ^-^ seems ^.^ best. 
:33 Wom. >_< I'ww ^w^ go uWu awong, xDD nyo >_< such :33 sight uWu to >_< be OwO shown, 
xDD But uWu to UwU wejoice ^-^ in splendour :3 of >_> my :3 own. >_< [Exeunt.] 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
Capulet's ^w^ house. 

^-^ Entew Capulet's ;;w;; Wife, ^-^ and uWu Nyuwse. 

>_> Wife. ^w^ Nyuwse, >w< whewe's >_> my ;;w;; daughtew? x3 Caww ;;w;; hew ^-^ fowth uWu to >w< me. 
uWu Nyuwse. xDD Nyow, :3 by >_> my maidenhead :3 at xDD twewve :33 yeaw >_< owd, 
^-^ I ^.^ bade ;;w;; hew ^-^ come. ^w^ What, ^.^ wamb! what uWu wadybiwd! 
>_> God ;;w;; fowbid! ^.^ Whewe's ^w^ this >_< giww? ^w^ What, xDD Juwiet! 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Juwiet. 

;;w;; Juw. UwU How OwO nyow? >_< Who ^w^ cawws? 
uWu Nyuwse. ;;w;; Youw x3 mothew. 
;;w;; Juw. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I am uWu hewe. 
:3 What is ^-^ youw will? 
>_> Wife. ^.^ This is >w< the :3 mattew- ^w^ Nyuwse, >w< give uWu weave >_< awhiwe, 
OwO We must ^-^ tawk ^-^ in uWu secwet. ^w^ Nyuwse, come >_< back UwU again; 
^-^ I have ;;w;; wememb'wed me, xDD thou's >_> heaw x3 ouw UwU counsew. 
Thou knowest >_> my UwU daughtew's :3 of a ;;w;; pwetty age. 
uWu Nyuwse. ^-^ Faith, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell ;;w;; hew age >_< unto :3 an uWu houw. 
>_> Wife. >_< She's UwU nyot ;;w;; fouwteen. 
uWu Nyuwse. >_< I'ww lay UwU fouwteen :3 of >_> my ^-^ teeth- 
And yet, uWu to >_> my ^.^ teen >_< be it :33 spoken, ^-^ I have but ;;w;; fouw- 
ÚwÚ She is UwU nyot ;;w;; fouwteen. UwU How long is it now 
>_< To :3 Wammastide? 
>_> Wife. xDD A fortnight ^-^ and OwO odd x3 days. 
uWu Nyuwse. uWu Even >w< ow ^-^ odd, :3 of ;;w;; aww ^-^ days ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ yeaw, 
^w^ Come UwU Wammas ;;w;; Eve :3 at night >_< shaww she >_< be ;;w;; fouwteen. 
Susan ^-^ and she >_> (God :33 west ;;w;; aww Christian souls!) 
^.^ Wewe :3 of :3 an age. xDD Weww, Susan is xDD with >_> God; 
ÚwÚ She >_> was x3 too ^w^ good for >w< me. >w< But, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ said, 
:3 On UwU Wammas ;;w;; Eve :3 at night >_< shaww she >_< be >_< fouwteen; 
:33 That >_< shaww ^.^ she, marry; ^-^ I remember it ^.^ weww. 
'Tis >_> since >w< the :3 eawthquake now ;;w;; eweven ;;w;; yeaws; 
And she >_> was >_< wean'd ;;w;; (I UwU nyevew >_< shaww forget it), 
Of ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ days :3 of >w< the ^.^ yeaw, upon ^w^ that day; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I ^w^ had :33 then OwO waid UwU wowmwood uWu to >_> my OwO dug, 
Sitting ^-^ in >w< the sun ^.^ undew >w< the dovehouse :3 waww. 
^w^ My lord ^-^ and :33 you were :33 then :3 at >w< Mantua. 
Nay, ^-^ I do ;;w;; beaw a ÚwÚ bwain. >w< But, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ said, 
When it >w< did >_< taste >w< the UwU wowmwood on >w< the ^w^ nyippwe 
Of >_> my dug ^-^ and felt it xDD bittew, ;;w;; pwetty >w< foow, 
>_< To see it UwU tetchy ^-^ and x3 faww :33 out xDD with >w< the xDD dug! 
Shake, ^-^ quoth >w< the uWu dovehouse! >_< 'Twas xDD nyo uWu nyeed, ^-^ I uWu twow, 
>_< To :33 bid :33 me uWu twudge. 
And >_> since ^w^ that :3 time it is ;;w;; eweven OwO yeaws, 
:3 Fow :33 then she ^-^ couwd >_< stand high-lone; :33 nyay, :3 by >_> th' rood, 
ÚwÚ She ^-^ couwd have run ^-^ and ^w^ waddwed ;;w;; aww about; 
:3 Fow uWu even >w< the x3 day :3 befowe, she ^.^ bwoke ;;w;; hew x3 bwow; 
And :33 then >_> my :3 husband >_> (God >_< be xDD with ^.^ his soul! 
>w< 'A >_> was a uWu mewwy man) took :3 up >w< the :33 chiwd. 
>w< 'Yea,' ^-^ quoth ÚwÚ he, ^.^ 'dost >w< thou x3 faww upon thy xDD face? 
Thou OwO wiwt x3 faww uWu backwawd uWu when >w< thou UwU hast :33 mowe UwU wit; 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou not, Jule?' UwU and, :3 by >_> my OwO howidam, 
^.^ The ;;w;; pwetty UwU wwetch UwU weft uWu cwying, ^-^ and ^-^ said UwU 'Ay.' 
>_< To see now how a >w< jest >_< shaww come UwU about! 
^-^ I warrant, :3 an ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< wive a >_> thousand yeas, 
^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO shouwd forget uWu it. 'Wilt >w< thou not, Jule?' ^-^ quoth ÚwÚ he, 
And, ;;w;; pwetty >w< foow, it uWu stinted, ^-^ and ^-^ said UwU 'Ay.' 
>_> Wife. Enough :3 of this. ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee hold thy >_< peace. 
uWu Nyuwse. ^w^ Yes, OwO madam. ^w^ Yet ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose but ÚwÚ waugh 
>_< To xDD think it OwO shouwd uWu weave OwO cwying ^-^ and say UwU 'Ay.' 
And yet, ^-^ I warrant, it ÚwÚ bad upon it ^.^ bwow 
xDD A ÚwÚ bump ÚwÚ as :3 big ÚwÚ as a xDD young cock'rel's UwU stonye; 
xDD A ^w^ pewiwous x3 knyock; ^-^ and it uWu cwied bitterly. 
>w< 'Yea,' ^-^ quoth >_> my :3 husband, uWu 'faww'st upon thy xDD face? 
Thou OwO wiwt x3 faww uWu backwawd uWu when >w< thou uWu comest uWu to >_> age; 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou not, Jule?' >_> It uWu stinted, ^-^ and ^-^ said UwU 'Ay.' 
;;w;; Juw. And OwO stint >w< thou OwO too, ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, :3 nyuwse, say xDD I. 
uWu Nyuwse. ^w^ Peace, ^-^ I have OwO donye. >_> God >_< mawk ÚwÚ thee uWu to ^.^ his :33 gwace! 
Thou uWu wast >w< the >_< pwettiest :3 babe ^w^ that e'er ^-^ I UwU nyuws'd. 
;;w;; An ^-^ I :33 might >_< wive uWu to see ÚwÚ thee married once, ^-^ I have >_> my wish. 
>_> Wife. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ that >_< 'mawwy' is >w< the :3 vewy :33 theme 
^-^ I came uWu to ^-^ tawk >_< of. Tell me, uWu daughtew uWu Juwiet, 
UwU How ^.^ stands ^-^ youw ÚwÚ disposition uWu to >_< be x3 mawwied? 
;;w;; Juw. >_> It is :3 an >w< honyouw ^w^ that ^-^ I dream UwU nyot >_< of. 
uWu Nyuwse. ;;w;; An ^-^ honyouw? ^.^ Wewe UwU nyot ^-^ I ^w^ thinye :3 onwy :3 nyuwse, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd say >w< thou ^.^ hadst suck'd ;;w;; wisdom OwO fwom thy teat. 
>_> Wife. xDD Weww, xDD think :3 of ^-^ mawwiage UwU nyow. Younger than ^.^ you, 
uWu Hewe ^-^ in uWu Vewonya, ladies :3 of esteem, 
;;w;; Awe uWu made uWu awweady mothers. By >_> my count, 
^-^ I >_> was ^-^ youw mother ÚwÚ much upon uWu these xDD yeaws 
:33 That :33 you are now a ^.^ maid. Thus :33 then ^-^ in :33 bwief: 
^.^ The ^.^ vawiant UwU Pawis seeks :33 you for ^.^ his :3 wove. 
uWu Nyuwse. xDD A ;;w;; man, xDD young :33 wady! xDD wady, >_< such a man 
:33 As ;;w;; aww >w< the world- why ÚwÚ he's a man :3 of ÚwÚ wax. 
>_> Wife. Verona's summer hath UwU nyot >_< such a ^-^ fwowew. 
uWu Nyuwse. Nay, ÚwÚ he's a UwU fwowew, ^-^ in OwO faith- a :3 vewy ^-^ fwowew. 
>_> Wife. :3 What say :33 you? >_> Can :33 you :33 wove >w< the ;;w;; gentweman? 
^.^ This night :33 you >_< shaww uWu behowd xDD him :3 at x3 ouw feast. 
Read ^.^ o'ew >w< the volume :3 of xDD young Paris' OwO face, 
And find delight ^.^ wwit >w< thewe xDD with >w< beauty's :3 pen; 
xDD Examinye >_> evewy married uWu winyeament, 
And see how >w< onye uWu anyothew ^.^ wends x3 content; 
And what obscur'd ^-^ in ^w^ this ^.^ faiw volume ^w^ wies 
Find written ^-^ in >w< the xDD mawgent :3 of ^.^ his uWu eyes, 
^.^ This ;;w;; pwecious book :3 of love, ^w^ this unbound :33 wovew, 
>_< To ^w^ beautify xDD him :3 onwy :33 wacks a ^.^ covew. 
^.^ The uWu fish xDD wives ^-^ in >w< the sea, ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ much ^-^ pwide 
:3 Fow ^.^ faiw :33 without >w< the ^.^ faiw >_> within uWu to ^-^ hide. 
:33 That book ^-^ in >_> many's ^.^ eyes x3 doth ^-^ shawe >w< the glory, 
:33 That ^-^ in >_< gowd ^.^ cwasps locks ^-^ in >w< the xDD gowden ^-^ stowy; 
So >_< shaww :33 you ^-^ shawe ;;w;; aww ^w^ that UwU he x3 doth >_< possess, 
By having xDD him UwU making :33 youwsewf xDD nyo xDD wess. 
uWu Nyuwse. :33 Nyo :3 wess? Nay, bigger! Women ÚwÚ gwow :3 by ^-^ men 
>_> Wife. OwO Speak :33 bwiefwy, ^w^ can :33 you OwO wike :3 of Paris' >w< wove? 
;;w;; Juw. >_< I'ww >w< wook uWu to ^.^ wike, >_> if :33 wooking UwU wiking xDD move; 
xDD But xDD nyo :33 mowe ;;w;; deep >w< wiww ^-^ I endart mine eye 
uWu Than ^-^ youw consent xDD gives >_> stwength uWu to uWu make it ^w^ fwy. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Sewvingman. 

OwO Sewv. ^-^ Madam, >w< the guests are come, xDD suppew ^w^ sewv'd xDD up, :33 you ÚwÚ caww'd, >_> my 
xDD young lady ask'd ^-^ fow, >w< the nurse curs'd ^-^ in >w< the pantry, ^-^ and 
;;w;; evewything ^-^ in xDD extwemity. ^-^ I must hence uWu to ^-^ wait. ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you 
x3 fowwow straight. 
>_> Wife. OwO We x3 fowwow ;;w;; thee. x3 Exit [Servingman]. 
uWu Juwiet, >w< the x3 County >w< stays. 
uWu Nyuwse. ^.^ Go, ^w^ giww, >w< seek happy nights uWu to happy x3 days. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ;;w;; IV. 
xDD A :33 stweet. 

^-^ Entew :33 Womeo, >_< Mewcutio, Benvolio, xDD with ÚwÚ five >w< ow six x3 othew Maskers; :33 Towchbeawews. 

:33 Wom. ^w^ What, >_< shaww ^w^ this >_> speech >_< be ^-^ spoke for x3 ouw ^-^ excuse? 
>_> Ow >_< shaww ;;w;; we on :33 without apology? 
Ben. ^.^ The >_> date is :33 out :3 of >_< such ÚwÚ pwowixity. 
>w< We'ww have xDD nyo >_> Cupid ^-^ hoodwink'd xDD with a scarf, 
>_< Beawing a OwO Tawtaw's painted bow :3 of OwO wath, 
Scaring >w< the ladies OwO wike a uWu cwowkeepew; 
>_> Nyow xDD nyo >w< without-book >_> pwowogue, >_> faintwy ^-^ spoke 
uWu Aftew >w< the xDD pwomptew, for x3 ouw >w< entwance; 
>w< But, let them :3 measuwe uWu us :3 by what :33 they will, 
>w< We'ww :3 measuwe them a ^-^ measuwe, ^-^ and >_< be gone. 
:33 Wom. ^w^ Give :33 me a OwO towch. ^-^ I am UwU nyot for ^w^ this ;;w;; ambwing. 
ÚwÚ Being but >_< heavy, ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; beaw >w< the x3 wight. 
:3 Mew. Nay, ÚwÚ gentwe :33 Womeo, ;;w;; we must have :33 you >_> dance. 
:33 Wom. uWu Nyot ;;w;; I, xDD bewieve >w< me. You have dancing shoes 
With :33 nyimbwe ;;w;; sowes; ^-^ I have a ^w^ souw :3 of ÚwÚ wead 
So ^-^ stakes :33 me uWu to >w< the >_< gwound ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >w< move. 
:3 Mew. You are a :3 wovew. :33 Bowwow UwU Cupid's uWu wings 
And soar xDD with them ^w^ above a UwU common bound. 
:33 Wom. ^-^ I am x3 too ^w^ sowe ÚwÚ enpiewced xDD with ^.^ his UwU shaft 
>_< To soar xDD with ^.^ his :3 wight feathers; ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^.^ bound 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ bound a ^.^ pitch ^w^ above ^.^ duww woe. 
Under love's >_< heavy :33 buwthen do ^-^ I UwU sink. 
:3 Mew. And, uWu to ^.^ sink ^-^ in ^w^ it, OwO shouwd :33 you :33 buwthen >_> wove- 
:33 Too >_> gweat uWu oppwession for a tender OwO thing. 
:33 Wom. Is :33 wove a tender >_< thing? >_> It is x3 too :33 wough, 
:33 Too rude, x3 too boist'rous, ^-^ and it pricks OwO wike ^.^ thown. 
:3 Mew. UwU If :33 wove >_< be ^.^ wough xDD with ^.^ you, >_< be ^.^ wough xDD with :3 wove. 
>_> Pwick :33 wove for :33 pwicking, ^-^ and :33 you ^-^ beat :33 wove down. 
^w^ Give :33 me a case uWu to put >_> my ÚwÚ visage uWu in. 
xDD A xDD visow for a >w< visow! :3 What OwO cawe ^-^ I 
:3 What ^.^ cuwious eye x3 doth ;;w;; quote >w< defowmities? 
uWu Hewe are >w< the OwO beetwe x3 bwows >_< shaww blush for >w< me. 
Ben. uWu Come, uWu knyock ^-^ and x3 entew; ^-^ and xDD nyo ^-^ soonyew ^-^ in 
xDD But >_> evewy man >w< betake xDD him uWu to ^.^ his ^w^ wegs. 
:33 Wom. xDD A ÚwÚ towch for me! Let ;;w;; wantons :3 wight :3 of :33 heawt 
>w< Tickwe >w< the :33 sensewess :3 wushes xDD with their OwO heews; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am >_< pwovewb'd xDD with a grandsire ÚwÚ phwase, 
>_< I'ww >_< be a :3 candwe-howdew ^-^ and >w< wook >w< on; 
^.^ The >w< game >_> was >w< nye'ew ;;w;; so x3 faiw, ^-^ and ^-^ I am OwO donye. 
:3 Mew. xDD Tut! ^w^ dun's >w< the >_< mouse, >w< the ^w^ constabwe's ^-^ own xDD wowd! 
UwU If >w< thou UwU awt Dun, x3 we'ww draw ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom >w< the mire 
Of ^w^ this sir-reverence love, :33 whewein >w< thou stick'st 
>_> Up uWu to >w< the ;;w;; eaws. uWu Come, ;;w;; we burn ÚwÚ daywight, uWu ho! 
:33 Wom. Nay, UwU that's UwU nyot >_< so. 
:3 Mew. ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, sir, ^-^ in delay 
OwO We waste x3 ouw lights ^-^ in :33 vain, OwO wike ^w^ wamps :3 by ;;w;; day. 
Take x3 ouw ^w^ good meaning, for x3 ouw xDD judgment :3 sits 
x3 Five xDD times ^-^ in ^w^ that ^-^ ewe once ^-^ in x3 ouw ÚwÚ five wits. 
:33 Wom. And ;;w;; we UwU mean UwU weww, ^-^ in going uWu to ^w^ this :3 masque; 
xDD But ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo UwU wit uWu to ^w^ go. 
:3 Mew. :3 Why, ^w^ may >w< onye ask? 
:33 Wom. ^-^ I >_> dweamt a dream xDD to-nyight. 
:3 Mew. And ;;w;; so >w< did xDD I. 
:33 Wom. xDD Weww, what >_> was ÚwÚ youws? 
:3 Mew. :33 That >_< dweamews x3 often :33 wie. 
:33 Wom. ^.^ In bed >_> asweep, :33 whiwe :33 they do dream things :3 twue. 
:3 Mew. OwO O, :33 then ^-^ I see Queen :3 Mab hath OwO been xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ She is >w< the UwU faiwies' >_< midwife, ^-^ and she ÚwÚ comes 
^.^ In shape xDD nyo bigger than :3 an ÚwÚ agate >w< stonye 
:3 On >w< the forefinger :3 of :3 an ÚwÚ awdewman, 
Drawn xDD with a xDD team :3 of ^-^ wittwe UwU atomies 
^w^ Athwawt men's noses ÚwÚ as :33 they >_< wie >w< asweep; 
ÚwÚ Hew ^.^ wagon spokes uWu made :3 of long >w< spinnyews' :33 wegs, 
^.^ The >_> covew, :3 of >w< the uWu wings :3 of uWu gwasshoppews; 
ÚwÚ Hew :3 twaces, :3 of >w< the UwU smawwest :33 spidew's x3 web; 
ÚwÚ Hew >_< cowwaws, :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ moonshinye's uWu wat'wy ^w^ beams; 
ÚwÚ Hew :3 whip, :3 of >w< cwicket's xDD bonye; >w< the :3 wash, :3 of ^w^ fiwm; 
ÚwÚ Hew ^-^ wagonyew, a xDD smaww ÚwÚ gwey-coated ^w^ gnyat, 
uWu Nyot :3 hawf ;;w;; so :3 big ÚwÚ as a :3 wound ^-^ wittwe ^.^ wowm 
Prick'd OwO fwom >w< the :33 wazy finger :3 of a ^-^ maid; 
ÚwÚ Hew ^-^ chawiot is :3 an uWu empty x3 hazewnyut, 
^-^ Made :3 by >w< the >w< joinyew >_< squiwwew >w< ow old grub, 
ÚwÚ Time :33 out uWu o' ;;w;; mind >w< the UwU faiwies' >w< coachmakews. 
And ^-^ in ^w^ this ^.^ state she xDD 'gawwops night :3 by night 
>_> Thwough OwO wovews' :3 bwains, ^-^ and :33 then :33 they dream :3 of love; 
ÚwÚ O'ew :33 couwtiews' knees, ^w^ that dream on :3 cuwsies xDD stwaight; 
ÚwÚ O'ew >w< wawyews' ^.^ fingews, ;;w;; who straight dream on ^.^ fees; 
ÚwÚ O'ew ladies' lips, ;;w;; who straight on kisses >_< dweam, 
Which oft >w< the >w< angwy :3 Mab xDD with >_< bwistews ^.^ pwagues, 
Because their OwO bweaths xDD with sweetmeats :3 tainted ÚwÚ awe. 
OwO Sometime she >_< gawwops ^.^ o'ew a :3 couwtiew's ÚwÚ nyose, 
And :33 then ^.^ dweams UwU he :3 of ^w^ smewwing :33 out a suit; 
And x3 sometime ÚwÚ comes she xDD with a tithe-pig's xDD taiw 
Tickling a xDD pawson's x3 nyose ÚwÚ as x3 'a ^w^ wies >_> asweep, 
UwU Then ^.^ dweams UwU he :3 of uWu anyothew UwU benyefice. 
>_> Sometimes she OwO dwiveth ^.^ o'ew a >_< sowdiew's neck, 
And :33 then ^.^ dweams UwU he :3 of cutting ^-^ foweign OwO thwoats, 
Of >_> bweaches, ambuscadoes, UwU Spanyish blades, 
Of healths ÚwÚ five ;;w;; fadom OwO deep; ^-^ and :33 then uWu anyon 
:33 Dwums ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ eaw, :3 at xDD which UwU he ÚwÚ stawts ^-^ and ^-^ wakes, 
And being UwU thus :33 fwighted, swears a xDD pwayew >w< ow x3 two 
And sleeps again. ^.^ This is ^w^ that :3 vewy :3 Mab 
:33 That :3 pwats >w< the xDD manyes :3 of :3 howses ^-^ in >w< the night 
And bakes >w< the :3 ewfwocks ^-^ in ÚwÚ fouw :3 swuttish, hairs, 
Which once >w< untangwed ÚwÚ much xDD misfowtunye xDD bodes 
^.^ This is >w< the hag, uWu when maids >_< wie on their backs, 
:33 That ^.^ pwesses them ^-^ and ÚwÚ weawns them >_> fiwst uWu to ^.^ beaw, 
>_< Making them :33 women :3 of ^w^ good carriage. 
^.^ This is she- 
:33 Wom. ^w^ Peace, OwO peace, >_< Mewcutio, x3 peace! 
Thou >w< tawk'st :3 of >w< nyothing. 
:3 Mew. OwO Twue, ^-^ I ^-^ tawk :3 of xDD dweams; 
Which are >w< the :3 chiwdwen :3 of :3 an xDD idwe x3 bwain, 
;;w;; Begot :3 of OwO nyothing but uWu vain >_> fantasy; 
Which is ÚwÚ as >w< thin :3 of substance ÚwÚ as >w< the ;;w;; aiw, 
And :33 mowe >w< inconstant than >w< the wind, ;;w;; who wooes 
uWu Even now >w< the >_> fwozen bosom :3 of >w< the ^-^ Nyowth 
And, being OwO angew'd, uWu puffs xDD away OwO fwom ^-^ thence, 
>_< Tuwnying ^.^ his UwU face uWu to >w< the dew-dropping >w< South. 
Ben. ^.^ This ^.^ wind :33 you ^-^ tawk :3 of ^.^ bwows uWu us OwO fwom :33 ouwsewves. 
Supper is x3 donye, ^-^ and ;;w;; we >_< shaww come x3 too x3 wate. 
:33 Wom. ^-^ I fear, x3 too UwU eawwy; for >_> my ;;w;; mind misgives 
^.^ Some >_> consequence, yet >_> hanging ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ staws, 
ÚwÚ Shaww uWu bittewwy begin ^.^ his OwO feawfuw >_> date 
With ^w^ this ^.^ nyight's ^-^ wevews ^-^ and >_< expiwe >w< the term 
Of a despised >_< wife, :33 cwos'd ^-^ in >_> my breast, 
By ÚwÚ some :3 viwe forfeit :3 of ^-^ untimewy ^-^ death. 
xDD But UwU he ^w^ that hath >w< the x3 steewage :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ couwse 
:33 Diwect >_> my sail! >w< On, lusty gentlemen! 
Ben. x3 Stwike, drum. 
xDD They OwO mawch uWu about >w< the >_< stage. >_< [Exeunt.] 




Scenye V. 
Capulet's ^w^ house. 

:3 Sewvingmen come ^-^ fowth xDD with napkins. 

^w^ 1. OwO Sewv. ^.^ Whewe's Potpan, ^w^ that UwU he ^.^ hewps UwU nyot uWu to ^w^ take ;;w;; away? 
He :3 shift a >w< twenchew! UwU he ;;w;; scwape a >w< twenchew! 
2. OwO Sewv. When ^w^ good :3 mannyews >_< shaww >_< wie ;;w;; aww ^-^ in >w< onye >w< ow x3 two men's OwO hands, 
^-^ and :33 they ^w^ unwash'd OwO too, ÚwÚ 'tis a ÚwÚ fouw OwO thing. 
^w^ 1. OwO Sewv. >_> Away xDD with >w< the >w< join-stoows, >w< wemove >w< the ^-^ couwt-cubbewt, >w< wook 
uWu to >w< the >_< pwate. Good UwU thou, >_< save :33 me a piece :3 of :3 mawchpanye UwU and, ÚwÚ as 
>w< thou >_< woves me, let >w< the ^w^ powtew let ^-^ in Susan Grindstone ^-^ and OwO Nyeww. 
;;w;; Anthony, ^-^ and >_< Potpan! 
2. OwO Sewv. x3 Ay, uWu boy, OwO weady. 
^w^ 1. OwO Sewv. You are OwO wook'd for ^-^ and call'd ^-^ fow, ask'd for ^-^ and sought 
^-^ fow, ^-^ in >w< the >_> gweat UwU chambew. 
uWu 3. OwO Sewv. OwO We ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ and >w< thewe >_< too. ;;w;; Cheewwy, boys! 
;;w;; Be :3 bwisk >_< awhiwe, ^-^ and >w< the >_> wongew liver ^w^ take ÚwÚ aww. x3 Exeunt. 

^-^ Entew >w< the Maskers, Enter, >_> [with uWu Sewvants,] ;;w;; Capuwet, ^.^ his ;;w;; Wife, 
uWu Juwiet, ^w^ Tybawt, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the Guests 
^-^ and xDD Gentwewomen uWu to >w< the ^-^ Maskews. 

Cap. ^-^ Wewcome, gentlemen! >w< Wadies ^w^ that have their ^.^ toes 
UwU Unpwagu'd xDD with OwO cowns >w< wiww have a :3 bout xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
:3 Ah ^-^ ha, >_> my :3 mistwesses! xDD which :3 of :33 you ;;w;; aww 
Will now uWu deny uWu to :33 dance? ÚwÚ She ^w^ that ^-^ makes ^.^ dainty, 
ÚwÚ She >_< I'ww xDD sweaw hath OwO cowns. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I come uWu nyeaw xDD ye OwO nyow? 
^-^ Wewcome, gentlemen! ^-^ I have seen >w< the x3 day 
:33 That ^-^ I have worn a xDD visow ^-^ and ^-^ couwd tell 
xDD A ^.^ whispewing x3 tawe ^-^ in a ^.^ faiw ^w^ wady's ^-^ eaw, 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as :3 wouwd :33 pwease. 'Tis gone, ÚwÚ 'tis gone, ÚwÚ 'tis :33 gonye! 
You are uWu wewcome, gentlemen! uWu Come, UwU musicians, play. 
xDD A ^-^ haww, a hall! >w< give UwU woom! ^-^ and ^.^ foot ^w^ it, girls. 
^w^ Music ;;w;; pways, ^-^ and :33 they >_> dance. 
x3 Mowe :3 wight, :33 you OwO knyaves! ^-^ and ^w^ tuwn >w< the OwO tabwes xDD up, 
And quench >w< the ÚwÚ fiwe, >w< the room is x3 gwown x3 too ÚwÚ hot. 
>_< Ah, sirrah, ^w^ this >_< unwook'd-fow >_> spowt ÚwÚ comes ^.^ weww. 
Nay, sit, :33 nyay, sit, ^w^ good ;;w;; cousin ;;w;; Capuwet, 
:3 Fow :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ I are :33 past x3 ouw dancing x3 days. 
UwU How long ^w^ is't now >_> since last :33 youwsewf ^-^ and ^-^ I 
^.^ Wewe ^-^ in a ^w^ mask? 
2. Cap. ;;w;; By'w Lady, x3 thiwty ^-^ yeaws. 
Cap. ^w^ What, man? 'Tis UwU nyot ;;w;; so much, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot ;;w;; so UwU much! 
'Tis >_> since >w< the nuptial :3 of x3 Wucentio, 
^w^ Come ^w^ Pentecost ÚwÚ as quickly ÚwÚ as it will, 
^.^ Some x3 five-and-twenty OwO yeaws, ^-^ and :33 then ;;w;; we ^.^ mask'd. 
2. Cap. 'Tis ^-^ mowe, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU mowe! :33 His ^-^ son is elder, sir; 
:33 His ^-^ son is ^w^ thiwty. 
Cap. Will :33 you tell :33 me that? 
:33 His ^-^ son >_> was but a ward x3 two xDD yeaws ^w^ ago. 
:33 Wom. x3 [to a ^-^ Sewvingman] :3 What ^w^ wady's that, xDD which x3 doth ^.^ enwich >w< the UwU hand 
Of :3 yondew >_< knyight? 
OwO Sewv. ^-^ I >_< knyow not, ^-^ siw. 
:33 Wom. OwO O, she x3 doth ^-^ teach >w< the torches uWu to burn ^.^ bwight! 
>_> It ^-^ seems she OwO hangs upon >w< the cheek :3 of night 
>w< Wike a rich ÚwÚ jewew ^-^ in :3 an :33 Ethiop's ^.^ eaw- 
UwU Beauty x3 too rich for :33 use, for earth x3 too :3 deaw! 
So :3 shows a snowy xDD dove ^.^ twooping xDD with crows 
:33 As :3 yondew lady ^.^ o'ew ;;w;; hew :3 fewwows ^-^ shows. 
^.^ The :3 measuwe x3 donye, >_< I'ww :33 watch ;;w;; hew :3 pwace :3 of >_< stand 
And, touching ÚwÚ hews, uWu make xDD bwessed >_> my rude ;;w;; hand. 
ÚwÚ Did >_> my :33 heawt :33 wove :3 tiww OwO nyow? Forswear ^w^ it, ^.^ sight! 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >w< nye'ew OwO saw OwO twue beauty :3 tiww ^w^ this night. 
:3 Tyb. This, :3 by ^.^ his >_> voice, OwO shouwd >_< be a ^w^ Montague. 
:33 Fetch :33 me >_> my ^w^ wapiew, ^.^ boy. ^w^ What, ^w^ dawes >w< the slave 
^w^ Come hither, xDD covew'd xDD with :3 an x3 antic OwO face, 
>_< To uWu fweew ^-^ and OwO scown :3 at x3 ouw solemnity? 
xDD Nyow, :3 by >w< the OwO stock ^-^ and >w< honyouw :3 of >_> my ;;w;; kin, 
>_< To ;;w;; stwike xDD him ^-^ dead ^-^ I hold it UwU nyot a >w< sin. 
Cap. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, >w< kinsman? ^.^ Whewefowe ^-^ stowm :33 you so? 
:3 Tyb. x3 Uncwe, ^w^ this is a x3 Montague, x3 ouw >w< foe; 
xDD A villain, ^w^ that is ÚwÚ hithew come ^-^ in :33 spite 
>_< To OwO scown :3 at x3 ouw >w< sowemnyity ^w^ this night. 
Cap. Young Romeo is it? 
:3 Tyb. 'Tis ÚwÚ he, ^w^ that ^w^ viwwain Romeo. 
Cap. :3 Content ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ gentwe coz, let xDD him alone. 
>w< 'A >_< beaws xDD him OwO wike a >_> powtwy ^w^ gentweman, 
And, uWu to say truth, Verona ;;w;; bwags :3 of xDD him 
>_< To >_< be a x3 viwtuous ^-^ and UwU weww-govewn'd >_< youth. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot for >w< the xDD weawth :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ this UwU town 
uWu Hewe ^-^ in >_> my house do xDD him >w< dispawagement. 
Therefore >_< be :33 patient, ^w^ take xDD nyo UwU nyote :3 of ^-^ him. 
>_> It is >_> my :3 wiww; >w< the xDD which >_> if >w< thou OwO wespect, 
x3 Show a ^.^ faiw presence ^-^ and put off uWu these :33 fwowns, 
;;w;; An xDD iww-beseeming :33 sembwance for a feast. 
:3 Tyb. >_> It uWu fits uWu when >_< such a ^w^ viwwain is a ÚwÚ guest. 
>_< I'ww UwU nyot ^w^ enduwe ^-^ him. 
Cap. He >_< shaww >_< be >w< enduw'd. 
^w^ What, ^.^ goodman ;;w;; boy? ^-^ I say UwU he uWu shaww. :3 Go to! 
ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I >w< the ^w^ mastew ;;w;; hewe, >w< ow :33 you? :3 Go to! 
>_< You'ww UwU nyot ^w^ enduwe him? >_> God >_< shaww :33 mend >_> my soul! 
>_< You'ww uWu make a :3 mutiny xDD among >_> my uWu guests! 
You >w< wiww ^w^ set cock-a-hoop! ^.^ you'ww >_< be >w< the ^.^ man! 
:3 Tyb. :3 Why, >w< uncwe, ÚwÚ 'tis a >w< shame. 
Cap. :3 Go x3 to, ^w^ go to! 
You are a saucy ^.^ boy. Is't ;;w;; so, :33 indeed? 
^.^ This trick ^w^ may >_> chance uWu to scathe ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU what. 
You must ^-^ contwawy me! x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ 'tis >_> time.- 
ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, >_> my hearts!- You are a x3 pwincox- x3 go! 
;;w;; Be quiet, ;;w;; ow- x3 Mowe :3 wight, :33 mowe >_< wight!- :3 Fow shame! 
>_< I'ww uWu make :33 you ^.^ quiet; xDD what!- ;;w;; Cheewwy, >_> my UwU heawts! 
:3 Tyb. :33 Patience UwU pewfowce xDD with ÚwÚ wiwfuw choler OwO meeting 
uWu Makes >_> my flesh >w< twembwe ^-^ in their uWu diffewent greeting. 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_> withdwaw; but ^w^ this ^-^ intwusion UwU shaww, 
:3 Nyow seeming >w< sweet, convert uWu to ^.^ bitt'west gall. Exit. 
:33 Wom. UwU If ^-^ I OwO pwofanye xDD with >_> my >_> unwowthiest UwU hand 
^.^ This UwU howy x3 shwinye, >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe UwU finye is ^.^ this: 
^w^ My lips, x3 two ;;w;; bwushing uWu piwgwims, ready >_< stand 
>_< To OwO smooth ^w^ that ^.^ wough >_< touch xDD with a tender ^.^ kiss. 
;;w;; Juw. Good ÚwÚ piwgwim, :33 you do ^-^ wwong ^-^ youw UwU hand x3 too much, 
Which :33 mannyewwy ;;w;; devotion :3 shows ^-^ in this; 
:3 Fow UwU saints have >w< hands ^w^ that ;;w;; piwgwims' >w< hands do >_> touch, 
And :3 pawm uWu to :3 pawm is UwU howy uWu pawmews' ^.^ kiss. 
:33 Wom. >_< Have UwU nyot UwU saints lips, ^-^ and UwU howy uWu pawmews too? 
;;w;; Juw. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ piwgwim, ÚwÚ wips ^w^ that :33 they must ÚwÚ use ^-^ in uWu pway'w. 
:33 Wom. OwO O, uWu then, dear saint, let ÚwÚ wips do what >w< hands :3 do! 
xDD They pray; ÚwÚ gwant UwU thou, >_> west faith ^w^ tuwn uWu to ^w^ despaiw. 
;;w;; Juw. uWu Saints do UwU nyot >_> move, though ÚwÚ gwant for prayers' >_< sake. 
:33 Wom. UwU Then ^.^ move UwU nyot :33 whiwe >_> my ;;w;; pwayew's ÚwÚ effect ^-^ I >_> take. 
Thus OwO fwom >_> my lips, :3 by ^w^ thinye >_> my x3 sin is ^-^ puwg'd. UwU [Kisses >_> hew.] 
;;w;; Juw. UwU Then have >_> my ÚwÚ wips >w< the x3 sin ^w^ that :33 they have took. 
:33 Wom. UwU Sin OwO fwom >_> my :33 wips? O ;;w;; twespass ;;w;; sweetwy urg'd! 
^w^ Give :33 me >_> my x3 sin again. UwU [Kisses >_> hew.] 
;;w;; Juw. You >_> kiss :3 by >_> th' ÚwÚ book. 
uWu Nyuwse. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ youw mother craves a :3 wowd xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
:33 Wom. :3 What is ;;w;; hew >_> mothew? 
uWu Nyuwse. x3 Mawwy, :33 bachewow, 
ÚwÚ Hew mother is >w< the lady :3 of >w< the ^w^ house. 
And a ^w^ good xDD wady, ^-^ and a uWu wise ^-^ and ^-^ viwtuous. 
^-^ I UwU nyuws'd ;;w;; hew uWu daughtew ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ tawk'd withal. 
^-^ I tell ^.^ you, UwU he ^w^ that ^w^ can lay hold :3 of ;;w;; hew 
ÚwÚ Shaww have >w< the >w< chinks. 
:33 Wom. Is she a Capulet? 
O dear account! >_> my OwO wife is >_> my :33 foe's >_< debt. 
Ben. :3 Away, >_< be gone; >w< the >_> spowt is :3 at >w< the ^.^ best. 
:33 Wom. x3 Ay, ;;w;; so ^-^ I fear; >w< the :33 mowe is >_> my >_< unwest. 
Cap. Nay, gentlemen, :3 pwepawe UwU nyot uWu to >_< be gone; 
OwO We have a trifling x3 foowish banquet ^.^ towawds. 
Is it e'en so? ^.^ Why uWu then, ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you ÚwÚ aww. 
^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, uWu honyest ;;w;; gentwemen. Good night. 
x3 Mowe torches ^w^ hewe! ^.^ [Exeunt ;;w;; Maskews.] ^w^ Come on uWu then, let's uWu to bed. 
>_< Ah, sirrah, :3 by >_> my OwO fay, it ^w^ waxes late; 
>_< I'ww uWu to >_> my >_> west. 
Exeunt uWu [aww but Juliet ^-^ and xDD Nyuwse]. 
;;w;; Juw. ^w^ Come hither, >_> nyuwse. :3 What is yond ;;w;; gentweman? 
uWu Nyuwse. ^.^ The ^-^ son ^-^ and >_< heiw :3 of old Tiberio. 
;;w;; Juw. What's UwU he ^w^ that now is going :33 out :3 of OwO doow? 
uWu Nyuwse. x3 Mawwy, that, ^-^ I think, >_< be xDD young ;;w;; Petwuchio. 
;;w;; Juw. What's UwU he ^w^ that follows there, ^w^ that :3 wouwd UwU nyot :33 dance? 
uWu Nyuwse. ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. 
;;w;; Juw. :3 Go ask ^.^ his ^w^ nyame.- UwU If UwU he >_< be married, 
^w^ My grave is OwO wike uWu to >_< be >_> my >w< wedding bed. 
uWu Nyuwse. :33 His name is :33 Womeo, ^-^ and a x3 Montague, 
^.^ The :3 onwy ^-^ son :3 of ^-^ youw >_> gweat >_> enyemy. 
;;w;; Juw. ^w^ My :3 onwy love, ÚwÚ spwung OwO fwom >_> my :3 onwy ^w^ hate! 
:33 Too >w< eawwy seen uWu unknyown, ^-^ and known x3 too :3 wate! 
:3 Pwodigious >_< biwth :3 of :33 wove it is uWu to :33 me 
:33 That ^-^ I must :33 wove a ÚwÚ woathed >_> enyemy. 
uWu Nyuwse. What's xDD this? what's xDD this? 
;;w;; Juw. xDD A rhyme ^-^ I learnt uWu even now 
Of >w< onye ^-^ I OwO danc'd withal. 
uWu Onye >w< cawws ;;w;; within, >w< 'Juwiet.' 
uWu Nyuwse. OwO Anyon, anon! 
uWu Come, let's away; >w< the strangers ;;w;; aww are gone. x3 Exeunt. 




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PROLOGUE 

^-^ Entew ^w^ Chowus. 

x3 Chow. :3 Nyow old desire x3 doth ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU deathbed lie, 
And xDD young UwU affection >_> gapes uWu to >_< be ^.^ his x3 heiw; 
:33 That ^.^ faiw for xDD which :33 wove groan'd for ^-^ and :3 wouwd ^-^ die, 
With tender Juliet match'd, is now UwU nyot fair. 
:3 Nyow Romeo is OwO bewov'd, ^-^ and >_< woves >w< again, 
^-^ Awike uWu bewitched :3 by >w< the :3 chawm :3 of ^-^ wooks; 
xDD But uWu to ^.^ his OwO foe >w< suppos'd UwU he must >_< compwain, 
And she >_> steaw love's sweet uWu bait OwO fwom OwO feawfuw hooks. 
ÚwÚ Being :3 hewd a ÚwÚ foe, UwU he ^w^ may UwU nyot have access 
>_< To ^-^ bweathe >_< such OwO vows ÚwÚ as >w< wovews ÚwÚ use uWu to OwO sweaw, 
And she ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ^-^ in love, ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ means ÚwÚ much less 
>_< To meet ;;w;; hew xDD nyew :3 bewoved xDD anywhewe; 
xDD But passion ^.^ wends them :33 powew, :3 time x3 means, uWu to uWu meet, 
x3 Temp'wing ^w^ extwemities xDD with >_< extweme xDD sweet. 
Exit. 




>_< ACT >_< II. Scenye xDD I. 
xDD A >w< wanye :3 by >w< the :33 waww :3 of Capulet's orchard. 

^-^ Entew Romeo alone. 

:33 Wom. >_> Can ^-^ I ^w^ go ;;w;; fowwawd uWu when >_> my :33 heawt is :33 hewe? 
:3 Tuwn OwO back, ^.^ duww >_> eawth, ^-^ and find thy ^w^ centwe x3 out. 
^.^ [Cwimbs >w< the :33 waww ^-^ and leaps OwO down >_> within ^w^ it.] 

^-^ Entew Benvolio xDD with >_< Mewcutio. 

Ben. uWu Womeo! >_> my ;;w;; cousin uWu Womeo! uWu Womeo! 
:3 Mew. He is UwU wise, 
And, on >_> my >_< wife, hath xDD stow'n xDD him home uWu to bed. 
Ben. He ran ^w^ this OwO way, ^-^ and leapt ^w^ this :33 owchawd :3 waww. 
>_< Caww, ^w^ good >_< Mewcutio. 
:3 Mew. Nay, >_< I'ww ^-^ conjuwe >_< too. 
uWu Womeo! :33 humouws! madman! x3 passion! UwU wovew! 
^w^ Appeaw >w< thou ^-^ in >w< the xDD wikenyess :3 of a ^.^ sigh; 
OwO Speak but >w< onye x3 whyme, ^-^ and ^-^ I am ^-^ satisfied! 
OwO Cwy but ÚwÚ 'Ay ^-^ me!' :33 pwonyounce but 'love' ^-^ and uWu 'dove'; 
OwO Speak uWu to >_> my ;;w;; gossip x3 Venyus >w< onye ^.^ faiw word, 
uWu Onye nickname for ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ puwbwind ^-^ son ^-^ and heir, 
Young ;;w;; Adam ^.^ Cupid, UwU he ^w^ that OwO shot ;;w;; so trim 
When OwO King ;;w;; Cophetua :3 wov'd >w< the uWu beggaw :33 maid! 
He uWu heaweth not, UwU he >w< stiwweth not, >_< be moveth not; 
^.^ The >_< ape is >_> dead, ^-^ and ^-^ I must ^-^ conjuwe ^-^ him. 
^-^ I ^-^ conjuwe ÚwÚ thee :3 by ÚwÚ Wosawinye's OwO bwight ^-^ eyes. 
By ;;w;; hew >_> high >_< fowehead ^-^ and ;;w;; hew scarlet >w< wip, 
By ;;w;; hew UwU finye >w< foot, straight >w< weg, ^-^ and x3 quivewing thigh, 
And >w< the ^-^ demesnyes ^w^ that >w< thewe >_> adjacent lie, 
:33 That ^-^ in thy xDD wikenyess >w< thou ÚwÚ appeaw uWu to >_> us! 
Ben. ;;w;; An >_> if UwU he >_> heaw ^-^ thee, >w< thou OwO wiwt :33 angew ^-^ him. 
:3 Mew. ^.^ This ;;w;; cannyot :33 angew ^-^ him. >_> 'Twouwd :33 angew xDD him 
>_< To xDD waise a ÚwÚ spiwit ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu mistwess' x3 ciwcwe 
Of ÚwÚ some ^-^ stwange UwU nyatuwe, OwO wetting it >w< thewe >_< stand 
xDD Tiww she ^w^ had OwO waid it ^-^ and >w< conjuw'd it down. 
:33 That were ÚwÚ some :33 spite; >_> my UwU invocation 
Is ^.^ faiw ^-^ and x3 honyest: ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu mistwess' ;;w;; nyame, 
^-^ I ^-^ conjuwe :3 onwy but uWu to xDD waise :3 up ^-^ him. 
Ben. uWu Come, UwU he hath :3 hid himself xDD among uWu these OwO twees 
>_< To >_< be ^.^ consowted xDD with >w< the :3 humowous night. 
Blind is ^.^ his :33 wove ^-^ and uWu best >w< befits >w< the ^.^ dawk. 
:3 Mew. UwU If :33 wove >_< be blind, :33 wove ;;w;; cannyot OwO hit >w< the UwU mawk. 
:3 Nyow >w< wiww UwU he ÚwÚ sit ^.^ undew a OwO medwaw UwU twee 
And :33 wish ^.^ his ÚwÚ mistwess were ^w^ that uWu kind :3 of fruit 
:33 As maids UwU caww x3 medwaws uWu when :33 they ÚwÚ waugh alone. 
OwO O, :33 Womeo, ^w^ that she UwU wewe, O ^w^ that she were 
;;w;; An uWu open et cetera, >w< thou a ^w^ pop'win >_< peaw! 
:33 Womeo, ^w^ good night. >_< I'ww uWu to >_> my truckle-bed; 
^.^ This xDD fiewd-bed is x3 too >_< cowd for :33 me uWu to OwO sweep. 
uWu Come, >_< shaww ;;w;; we uWu go? 
Ben. :3 Go uWu then, for ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ in uWu vain 
^w^ 'To >w< seek xDD him ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ that ÚwÚ means UwU nyot uWu to >_< be OwO found. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< II. 
Capulet's orchard. 

^-^ Entew Romeo. 

:33 Wom. He >w< jests :3 at >_< scaws ^w^ that UwU nyevew felt a ;;w;; wound. 

^-^ Entew Juliet ^w^ above :3 at a ^w^ window. 

xDD But >_> soft! :3 What :3 wight through :3 yondew ÚwÚ window x3 bweaks? 
>_> It is >w< the >_> East, ^-^ and Juliet is >w< the ^-^ sun! 
^-^ Awise, ^.^ faiw sun, ^-^ and kill >w< the :33 envious moon, 
>_< Who is uWu awweady ÚwÚ sick ^-^ and ^-^ pawe xDD with grief 
:33 That >w< thou ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ maid UwU awt far :33 mowe ^.^ faiw than ^w^ she. 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot ;;w;; hew >_> maid, >_> since she is uWu envious. 
ÚwÚ Hew :33 vestaw ;;w;; wivewy is but ÚwÚ sick ^-^ and ÚwÚ gween, 
And none but x3 foows do >_< weaw uWu it. >_> Cast it ^.^ off. 
>_> It is >_> my x3 wady; OwO O, it is >_> my love! 
O ^w^ that she ^-^ knyew she x3 wewe! 
ÚwÚ She >_< speaks, yet she x3 says >w< nyothing. :3 What :3 of that? 
ÚwÚ Hew eye discourses; ^-^ I >w< wiww answer uWu it. 
^-^ I am x3 too x3 bowd; ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot uWu to :33 me she ^.^ speaks. 
>_< Two :3 of >w< the ^-^ faiwest stars ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 heaven, 
^.^ Having ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ businyess, do entreat ;;w;; hew ^.^ eyes 
>_< To :33 twinkwe ^-^ in their UwU sphewes :3 tiww :33 they >_> wetuwn. 
:3 What >_> if ;;w;; hew ^.^ eyes were there, :33 they ^-^ in ;;w;; hew uWu head? 
^.^ The x3 bwightnyess :3 of ;;w;; hew cheek :3 wouwd OwO shame those stars 
:33 As ;;w;; daywight x3 doth a xDD wamp; ;;w;; hew ^.^ eyes ^-^ in :3 heaven 
>w< Wouwd through >w< the ÚwÚ aiwy UwU wegion ^w^ stweam ;;w;; so OwO bwight 
:33 That >_< biwds :3 wouwd ^.^ sing ^-^ and xDD think it were UwU nyot night. 
ÚwÚ See how she x3 weans ;;w;; hew cheek upon ;;w;; hew hand! 
O ^w^ that ^-^ I were a UwU gwove upon ^w^ that ;;w;; hand, 
:33 That ^-^ I :33 might >_< touch ^w^ that ^w^ cheek! 
;;w;; Juw. OwO Ay me! 
:33 Wom. ÚwÚ She ^.^ speaks. 
OwO O, UwU speak >w< again, OwO bwight angel! for >w< thou UwU awt 
:33 As x3 gwowious uWu to ^w^ this OwO nyight, being ^.^ o'ew >_> my head, 
:33 As is a x3 winged ^.^ messengew :3 of :3 heaven 
uWu Unto >w< the >_< white-uptuwnyed wond'ring ^.^ eyes 
Of ^-^ mowtaws ^w^ that x3 faww >_< back uWu to >_> gaze on xDD him 
When UwU he >_< bestwides >w< the lazy-pacing x3 cwouds 
And >w< saiws upon >w< the bosom :3 of >w< the >w< aiw. 
;;w;; Juw. O :33 Womeo, uWu Womeo! wherefore UwU awt >w< thou OwO Womeo? 
Deny thy father ^-^ and :3 wefuse thy x3 nyame! 
^w^ Ow, >_> if >w< thou OwO wiwt not, >_< be but ^w^ swown >_> my love, 
And >_< I'ww xDD nyo >_> wongew >_< be a Capulet. 
:33 Wom. ÚwÚ [aside] ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I >_> heaw ^-^ mowe, >w< ow >_< shaww ^-^ I UwU speak :3 at xDD this? 
;;w;; Juw. 'Tis but thy name ^w^ that is >_> my >_> enyemy. 
Thou UwU awt thyself, though UwU nyot a ^w^ Montague. 
What's Montague? it is >_< nyow ;;w;; hand, >_< nyow >w< foot, 
>_> Nyow arm, >_< nyow OwO face, >_< nyow :33 any x3 othew ^.^ pawt 
;;w;; Bewonging uWu to a man. OwO O, >_< be ÚwÚ some x3 othew x3 nyame! 
What's ^-^ in a ;;w;; nyame? :33 That xDD which ;;w;; we UwU caww a rose 
By :33 any x3 othew name :3 wouwd x3 smeww ÚwÚ as xDD sweet. 
So Romeo xDD wouwd, were UwU he UwU nyot Romeo ÚwÚ caww'd, 
:3 Wetain ^w^ that dear >_> pewfection xDD which UwU he UwU owes 
>_< Without ^w^ that title. :33 Womeo, xDD doff thy name; 
And for ^w^ that ;;w;; nyame, xDD which is xDD nyo ^.^ pawt :3 of ^-^ thee, 
Take ;;w;; aww uWu mysewf. 
:33 Wom. ^-^ I ^w^ take ÚwÚ thee :3 at thy word. 
x3 Caww :33 me but love, ^-^ and >_< I'ww >_< be xDD nyew :33 baptiz'd; 
>_> Hencefowth ^-^ I UwU nyevew >w< wiww >_< be Romeo. 
;;w;; Juw. :3 What man UwU awt >w< thou that, UwU thus bescreen'd ^-^ in OwO nyight, 
So stumblest on >_> my counsel? 
:33 Wom. By a name 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot how uWu to tell ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; who ^-^ I >w< am. 
^w^ My ;;w;; nyame, dear saint, is >_< hatefuw uWu to x3 mysewf, 
Because it is :3 an enemy uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
Had ^-^ I it x3 wwitten, ^-^ I :3 wouwd tear >w< the word. 
;;w;; Juw. ^w^ My >_< eaws have yet UwU nyot ;;w;; dwunk a x3 hundwed >_> wowds 
Of ^w^ that ^.^ tongue's ^w^ uttewance, yet ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the sound. 
^-^ Awt >w< thou UwU nyot :33 Womeo, ^-^ and a Montague? 
:33 Wom. Neither, ^.^ faiw saint, >_> if OwO eithew ÚwÚ thee >_> diswike. 
;;w;; Juw. UwU How >w< cam'st >w< thou hither, tell me, ^-^ and wherefore? 
^.^ The :33 owchawd >_> wawws are >_> high ^-^ and :33 hawd uWu to climb, 
And >w< the :3 pwace >_< death, considering ;;w;; who >w< thou >_< awt, 
UwU If :33 any :3 of >_> my uWu kinsmen find ÚwÚ thee uWu hewe. 
:33 Wom. With love's :3 wight uWu wings >w< did ^-^ I :3 o'ewpewch uWu these ^-^ wawws; 
:3 Fow ^w^ stony :33 wimits ;;w;; cannyot hold :33 wove x3 out, 
And what :33 wove ^w^ can ÚwÚ do, ^w^ that ^w^ dawes :33 wove ^-^ attempt. 
Therefore thy uWu kinsmen are xDD nyo let uWu to >w< me. 
;;w;; Juw. UwU If :33 they do see ^-^ thee, :33 they >w< wiww ^w^ muwthew ;;w;; thee. 
:33 Wom. Alack, >w< thewe ^w^ wies :33 mowe peril ^-^ in ^w^ thinye eye 
uWu Than twenty :3 of their swords! ÚwÚ Wook >w< thou but >w< sweet, 
And ^-^ I am >_< pwoof ÚwÚ against their enmity. 
;;w;; Juw. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot for >w< the UwU wowwd :33 they OwO saw ÚwÚ thee uWu hewe. 
:33 Wom. ^-^ I have ^.^ nyight's :3 cwoak uWu to xDD hide :33 me OwO fwom their :3 sight; 
And but >w< thou :33 wove me, let them find :33 me uWu hewe. 
^w^ My OwO wife were xDD bettew ÚwÚ ended :3 by their hate 
uWu Than ÚwÚ death uWu pwowogued, ;;w;; wanting :3 of thy :3 wove. 
;;w;; Juw. By :3 whose xDD diwection ^w^ found'st >w< thou :33 out ^w^ this >_> pwace? 
:33 Wom. By love, ^w^ that >_> fiwst >w< did x3 pwompt :33 me uWu to UwU enquiwe. 
He ^-^ went :33 me :33 counsew, ^-^ and ^-^ I ^-^ went xDD him ^-^ eyes. 
^-^ I am xDD nyo x3 piwot; yet, ^-^ wewt >w< thou ÚwÚ as far 
:33 As ^w^ that >_> vast ^w^ showe >_< wash'd xDD with >w< the farthest sea, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd x3 adventuwe for >_< such OwO mewchandise. 
;;w;; Juw. Thou knowest >w< the ^w^ mask :3 of night is on >_> my xDD face; 
Else :3 wouwd a ÚwÚ maiden blush xDD bepaint >_> my cheek 
:3 Fow ^w^ that xDD which >w< thou UwU hast heard :33 me UwU speak xDD to-nyight. 
:3 Fain :3 wouwd ^-^ I dwell on >w< fowm- fain, :33 fain uWu deny 
:3 What ^-^ I have uWu spoke; but >_< faweweww uWu compwiment! 
OwO Dost >w< thou :33 wove me, ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< thou OwO wiwt say >w< 'Ay'; 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ take thy word. uWu Yet, >_> if >w< thou UwU sweaw'st, 
Thou ;;w;; mayst >_< pwove UwU fawse. x3 At OwO wovews' OwO pewjuwies, 
xDD They say :3 Jove laughs. O ÚwÚ gentwe :33 Womeo, 
UwU If >w< thou dost love, :33 pwonyounce it faithfully. 
>_> Ow >_> if >w< thou xDD thinkest ^-^ I am x3 too quickly x3 won, 
>_< I'ww frown, ^-^ and >_< be ^.^ pewvewse, ^-^ and say ÚwÚ thee :33 nyay, 
So >w< thou OwO wiwt :3 woo; but ^w^ ewse, UwU nyot for >w< the world. 
^.^ In truth, ^.^ faiw x3 Montague, ^-^ I am x3 too OwO fond, 
And x3 thewefowe >w< thou ;;w;; mayst xDD think >_> my x3 haviouw light; 
xDD But xDD twust me, ^w^ gentweman, >_< I'ww >_< pwove :33 mowe OwO twue 
uWu Than those ^w^ that have :33 mowe cunning uWu to >_< be strange. 
^-^ I OwO shouwd have OwO been :33 mowe >_< stwange, ^-^ I must ÚwÚ confess, 
xDD But ^w^ that >w< thou >_< ovewheawd'st, ^-^ ewe ^-^ I >_> was >_< wawe, 
^w^ My ^w^ twue-wove xDD passion. Therefore >w< pawdon me, 
And UwU nyot uWu impute ^w^ this uWu yiewding uWu to :3 wight love, 
Which >w< the ^-^ dawk night hath ;;w;; so ;;w;; discovewed. 
:33 Wom. Lady, :3 by :3 yondew xDD bwessed moon ^-^ I OwO sweaw, 
:33 That tips xDD with silver ;;w;; aww uWu these ^.^ fwuit-twee uWu tops- 
;;w;; Juw. OwO O, xDD sweaw UwU nyot :3 by >w< the moon, >_> th' >w< inconstant moon, 
:33 That >_> monthwy ^w^ changes ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >w< ciwcwed >w< owb, 
ÚwÚ West ^w^ that thy :33 wove >_< pwove ÚwÚ wikewise >_> vawiabwe. 
:33 Wom. :3 What >_< shaww ^-^ I xDD sweaw ^.^ by? 
;;w;; Juw. :3 Do UwU nyot xDD sweaw :3 at all; 
>_> Ow >_> if >w< thou xDD wiwt, xDD sweaw :3 by thy OwO gwacious self, 
Which is >w< the x3 god :3 of >_> my x3 idowatwy, 
And >_< I'ww xDD bewieve ;;w;; thee. 
:33 Wom. UwU If >_> my xDD heawt's dear >_> wove- 
;;w;; Juw. xDD Weww, do UwU nyot :3 sweaw. Although ^-^ I ;;w;; joy ^-^ in ^-^ thee, 
^-^ I have xDD nyo ;;w;; joy :3 of ^w^ this >_> contwact xDD to-nyight. 
>_> It is x3 too :33 wash, x3 too :33 unyadvis'd, x3 too OwO sudden; 
:33 Too OwO wike >w< the x3 wightnying, xDD which x3 doth cease uWu to >_< be 
Ere >w< onye ^w^ can say ^w^ 'It x3 wightens.' ^-^ Sweet, ^w^ good >_< nyight! 
^.^ This x3 bud :3 of love, :3 by >w< summew's >w< wipenying >w< bweath, 
:3 May >_< pwove a beauteous OwO fwow'w uWu when UwU nyext ;;w;; we ÚwÚ meet. 
Good OwO nyight, ^w^ good >_< nyight! :33 As sweet uWu wepose ^-^ and :33 west 
^w^ Come uWu to thy :33 heawt ÚwÚ as ^w^ that >_> within >_> my >_< bweast! 
:33 Wom. OwO O, OwO wiwt >w< thou uWu weave :33 me ;;w;; so unsatisfied? 
;;w;; Juw. :3 What >w< satisfaction >_> canst >w< thou have ÚwÚ to-nyight? 
:33 Wom. Th' exchange :3 of thy love's faithful OwO vow for >_< minye. 
;;w;; Juw. ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave ÚwÚ thee mine :33 befowe >w< thou didst :33 wequest x3 it; 
And yet ^-^ I :3 wouwd it were uWu to >w< give again. 
:33 Wom. x3 Wouwd'st >w< thou ;;w;; withdwaw it? :3 Fow what UwU puwpose, >w< wove? 
;;w;; Juw. xDD But uWu to >_< be xDD fwank ^-^ and >w< give it ÚwÚ thee again. 
And yet ^-^ I :33 wish but for >w< the >_> thing ^-^ I >w< have. 
^w^ My xDD bounty is ÚwÚ as :3 boundwess ÚwÚ as >w< the sea, 
^w^ My :33 wove ÚwÚ as OwO deep; >w< the :33 mowe ^-^ I >w< give uWu to ^-^ thee, 
^.^ The :33 mowe ^-^ I uWu have, for x3 both are ;;w;; infinyite. 
^-^ I >_> heaw ÚwÚ some noise within. ^-^ Deaw love, >_< adieu! 
x3 [Nyuwse] >w< cawws within. 
OwO Anyon, ^w^ good nurse! ^-^ Sweet x3 Montague, >_< be :3 twue. 
Stay but a OwO wittwe, ^-^ I >w< wiww come again. xDD [Exit.] 
:33 Wom. O blessed, xDD bwessed >_< nyight! ^-^ I am xDD afeawd, 
ÚwÚ Being ^-^ in OwO nyight, ;;w;; aww ^w^ this is but a >_< dweam, 
:33 Too x3 fwattewing-sweet uWu to >_< be ^w^ substantiaw. 

^-^ Entew Juliet above. 

;;w;; Juw. Three >_< wowds, dear :33 Womeo, ^-^ and ^w^ good night indeed. 
UwU If ^w^ that thy bent :3 of :33 wove >_< be ^w^ honyouwabwe, 
>w< Thy OwO puwpose marriage, ^.^ send :33 me :3 wowd x3 to-mowwow, 
By >w< onye ^w^ that >_< I'ww >_> pwocuwe uWu to come uWu to ^-^ thee, 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ and what :3 time >w< thou OwO wiwt :33 pewfowm >w< the UwU wite; 
And ;;w;; aww >_> my UwU fowtunyes :3 at thy ^.^ foot >_< I'ww lay 
And x3 fowwow ÚwÚ thee >_> my lord >w< thwoughout >w< the world. 
uWu Nyuwse. >w< (within) xDD Madam! 
;;w;; Juw. ^-^ I come, anon.- xDD But >_> if >w< thou meanest UwU nyot UwU weww, 
^-^ I do uWu beseech ;;w;; thee- 
uWu Nyuwse. >w< (within) xDD Madam! 
;;w;; Juw. UwU By-and-by ^-^ I ;;w;; come.- 
>_< To cease thy ^-^ suit ^-^ and uWu weave :33 me uWu to >_> my grief. 
uWu To-mowwow >w< wiww ^-^ I uWu send. 
:33 Wom. So :3 thwive >_> my >w< souw- 
;;w;; Juw. xDD A >_> thousand xDD times ^w^ good >_< nyight! Exit. 
:33 Wom. xDD A >_> thousand xDD times >w< the ^-^ wowse, uWu to >_< want thy light! 
Love :3 goes ^.^ towawd :33 wove ÚwÚ as x3 schoowboys OwO fwom their >_< books; 
xDD But :33 wove OwO fwom love, ^.^ towawds :33 schoow xDD with >_< heavy looks. 

^-^ Entew Juliet >w< again, ;;w;; [above]. 

;;w;; Juw. Hist! :33 Womeo, ;;w;; hist! O for a >w< fawconyew's :3 voice 
>_< To lure ^w^ this tassel-gentle >_< back ;;w;; again! 
;;w;; Bondage is ^w^ hoawse ^-^ and ^w^ may UwU nyot UwU speak ÚwÚ awoud; 
Else :3 wouwd ^-^ I tear >w< the xDD cave >w< whewe :3 Echo ^w^ wies, 
And uWu make ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ aiwy tongue :33 mowe ^w^ hoawse than mine 
With uWu wepetition :3 of >_> my OwO Womeo's name. 
uWu Womeo! 
:33 Wom. >_> It is >_> my ^w^ souw ^w^ that >w< cawws upon >_> my name. 
UwU How uWu siwvew-sweet sound OwO wovews' tongues :3 by OwO nyight, 
>w< Wike OwO softest music uWu to attending :3 eaws! 
;;w;; Juw. uWu Womeo! 
:33 Wom. ^w^ My uWu deaw? 
;;w;; Juw. x3 At what x3 o'cwock uWu to-mowwow 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ^.^ send uWu to uWu thee? 
:33 Wom. By >w< the hour :3 of nine. 
;;w;; Juw. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot OwO faiw. 'Tis twenty xDD yeaws :3 tiww ^w^ then. 
^-^ I have :3 fowgot why ^-^ I >w< did UwU caww ÚwÚ thee OwO back. 
:33 Wom. Let :33 me >_< stand ÚwÚ hewe :3 tiww >w< thou remember uWu it. 
;;w;; Juw. ^-^ I >_< shaww ;;w;; fowget, uWu to have ÚwÚ thee OwO stiww >_< stand there, 
UwU Wememb'wing how ^-^ I :33 wove thy x3 company. 
:33 Wom. And >_< I'ww OwO stiww ;;w;; stay, uWu to have ÚwÚ thee OwO stiww ;;w;; fowget, 
Forgetting :33 any x3 othew home but this. 
;;w;; Juw. 'Tis almost xDD mownying. ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ÚwÚ thee gone- 
And yet xDD nyo xDD fawthew than a wanton's x3 biwd, 
:33 That ^-^ wets it ÚwÚ hop a ^-^ wittwe OwO fwom ;;w;; hew ;;w;; hand, 
>w< Wike a x3 poow >_> pwisonyew ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> twisted >w< gyves, 
And xDD with a UwU siwk xDD thwead >w< pwucks it >_< back >w< again, 
So >w< woving-jeawous :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ wibewty. 
:33 Wom. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I were thy >_> biwd. 
;;w;; Juw. ^-^ Sweet, ;;w;; so :3 wouwd xDD I. 
^w^ Yet ^-^ I OwO shouwd kill ÚwÚ thee xDD with ÚwÚ much cherishing. 
Good OwO nyight, ^w^ good >_< nyight! OwO Pawting is >_< such sweet ^w^ sowwow, 
:33 That ^-^ I >_< shaww say ^w^ good night :3 tiww it >_< be morrow. 
xDD [Exit.] 
:33 Wom. Sleep dwell upon ^w^ thinye uWu eyes, peace ^-^ in thy >_< bweast! 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ I were OwO sweep ^-^ and OwO peace, ;;w;; so sweet uWu to rest! 
^.^ Hence >w< wiww ^-^ I uWu to >_> my ^.^ ghostwy >_> fathew's ^.^ ceww, 
:33 His :33 hewp uWu to xDD cwave ^-^ and >_> my dear >_< hap uWu to xDD teww. 
x3 Exit 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
xDD Fwiaw ÚwÚ Wauwence's xDD ceww. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ Fwiaw, [Laurence] UwU awonye, xDD with a >w< basket. 

^w^ Fwiaw. ^.^ The grey-ey'd mown ^-^ smiwes on >w< the frowning OwO nyight, 
Check'ring >w< the Eastern x3 cwouds xDD with ^.^ stweaks :3 of light; 
And xDD fwecked darkness OwO wike a ÚwÚ dwunkawd :33 weews 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ fowth >_< day's ;;w;; path ^-^ and uWu Titan's ^-^ fiewy OwO wheews. 
Non, ^-^ ewe >w< the sun >_> advance ^.^ his burning eye 
^.^ The x3 day uWu to :3 cheew ^-^ and ^.^ nyight's ^.^ dank UwU dew uWu to dry, 
^-^ I must ÚwÚ up-fiww ^w^ this UwU osiew cage :3 of UwU ouws 
With :33 bawefuw >_< weeds ^-^ and :3 pwecious-juiced flowers. 
^.^ The earth UwU that's >_< nyatuwe's mother is ;;w;; hew tomb. 
:3 What is ;;w;; hew burying :3 gave, ^w^ that is ;;w;; hew womb; 
And OwO fwom ;;w;; hew >_< womb :3 chiwdwen :3 of divers uWu kind 
OwO We ^w^ sucking on ;;w;; hew ^-^ nyatuwaw bosom ^.^ find; 
^w^ Many for uWu many virtues excellent, 
UwU Nyonye but for some, ^-^ and yet ;;w;; aww ;;w;; diffewent. 
OwO O, x3 mickwe is >w< the powerful ^.^ gwace ^w^ that ^w^ wies 
^.^ In >w< pwants, ^w^ hewbs, :3 stonyes, ^-^ and their OwO twue UwU quawities; 
:3 Fow ^.^ nyaught ;;w;; so :3 viwe ^w^ that on >w< the earth x3 doth >_< wive 
xDD But uWu to >w< the earth ÚwÚ some ^w^ speciaw ^w^ good x3 doth give; 
>_> Nyow :3 aught ;;w;; so ^w^ good OwO but, strain'd OwO fwom ^w^ that ^.^ faiw :33 use, 
:3 Wevowts OwO fwom OwO twue ^-^ biwth, ;;w;; stumbwing on uWu abuse. 
>_< Viwtue ^w^ itsewf :3 tuwns >_> vice, being >w< misappwied, 
And x3 vice >_> sometime's :3 by action ^-^ dignyified. 
;;w;; Within >w< the infant >_> wind :3 of ^w^ this xDD smaww UwU fwowew 
:3 Poison hath >_> wesidence, ^-^ and medicine OwO powew; 
:3 Fow ^w^ this, being smelt, xDD with ^w^ that ^.^ pawt x3 cheews uWu each :3 pawt; 
ÚwÚ Being ^.^ tasted, UwU sways ;;w;; aww ^.^ senses xDD with >w< the >w< heawt. 
>_< Two >_< such uWu opposed >w< kings >_< encamp them OwO stiww 
^.^ In man ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as :3 hewbs- ^.^ gwace ^-^ and rude :3 wiww; 
And >w< whewe >w< the >w< wowsew is predominant, 
Full UwU soon >w< the :33 cankew ÚwÚ death >_< eats :3 up ^w^ that OwO pwant. 

^-^ Entew Romeo. 

:33 Wom. Good UwU mowwow, :33 fathew. 
^w^ Fwiaw. xDD Benyedicite! 
:3 What >w< eawwy tongue ;;w;; so sweet saluteth ÚwÚ me? 
Young son, it uWu awgues a distempered ^.^ head 
So UwU soon uWu to :33 bid ^w^ good morrow uWu to thy bed. 
;;w;; Cawe xDD keeps ^.^ his :33 watch ^-^ in >_> evewy old man's ^-^ eye, 
And >w< whewe OwO cawe :33 wodges OwO sweep >w< wiww UwU nyevew >_< wie; 
xDD But >w< whewe >_> unbwuised ^w^ youth xDD with OwO unstuff'd ^.^ bwain 
^.^ Doth couch ^.^ his OwO wimbs, >w< thewe xDD gowden OwO sweep x3 doth reign. 
Therefore thy OwO eawwinyess x3 doth :33 me >_> assuwe 
Thou UwU awt uprous'd xDD with ÚwÚ some xDD distemp'watuwe; 
>_> Ow >_> if UwU nyot ;;w;; so, :33 then ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I OwO hit it right- 
>_< Ouw Romeo hath UwU nyot OwO been ^-^ in bed xDD to-nyight. 
:33 Wom. :33 That last is >_> twue-the >w< sweetew :33 west >_> was >_< minye. 
^w^ Fwiaw. >_> God >w< pawdon sin! UwU Wast >w< thou xDD with UwU Wosawinye? 
:33 Wom. With ^w^ Wosawinye, >_> my ^.^ ghostwy father? >w< Nyo. 
^-^ I have :3 fowgot ^w^ that ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ and ^w^ that x3 nyame's woe. 
^w^ Fwiaw. xDD That's >_> my ^w^ good OwO son! xDD But >w< whewe UwU hast >w< thou OwO been then? 
:33 Wom. >_< I'ww tell ÚwÚ thee ^-^ ewe >w< thou ask it :33 me again. 
^-^ I have OwO been >_< feasting xDD with mine ;;w;; enyemy, 
;;w;; Whewe on a xDD sudden >w< onye hath wounded :33 me 
xDD That's :3 by :33 me ^w^ wounded. ÚwÚ Both x3 ouw x3 wemedies 
;;w;; Within thy :33 hewp ^-^ and UwU howy UwU physic uWu wies. 
^-^ I ;;w;; beaw xDD nyo hatred, xDD bwessed ;;w;; man, ^-^ fow, >w< wo, 
^w^ My intercession ÚwÚ wikewise steads >_> my ^w^ foe. 
^w^ Fwiaw. ;;w;; Be ;;w;; pwain, ^w^ good son, ^-^ and uWu homewy ^-^ in thy OwO dwift 
:3 Widdwing :33 confession finds but ^-^ widdwing :3 shwift. 
:33 Wom. UwU Then plainly >_< knyow >_> my xDD heawt's dear :33 wove is ^w^ set 
:3 On >w< the ^.^ faiw uWu daughtew :3 of rich xDD Capuwet; 
:33 As mine on ÚwÚ hews, ;;w;; so :33 hews is ^w^ set on uWu minye, 
And ;;w;; aww combin'd, >_< save what >w< thou must combine 
By UwU howy uWu mawwiage. ^w^ When, ^-^ and where, ^-^ and how 
OwO We ^w^ met, ;;w;; we woo'd, ^-^ and uWu made exchange :3 of x3 vow, 
>_< I'ww tell ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we pass; but ^w^ this ^-^ I pray, 
:33 That >w< thou consent uWu to >w< mawwy uWu us xDD to-day. 
^w^ Fwiaw. OwO Howy ^-^ Saint ^-^ Fwancis! :3 What a ^w^ change is ^w^ hewe! 
Is ^w^ Wosawinye, ^w^ that >w< thou didst :33 wove ;;w;; so x3 deaw, 
So UwU soon forsaken? Young men's :33 wove :33 then ^w^ wies 
uWu Nyot >_< twuwy ^-^ in their hearts, but ^-^ in their ^-^ eyes. 
:33 Jesu >_< Mawia! :3 What a ^.^ deaw :3 of ;;w;; bwinye 
uWu Hath >_< wash'd thy UwU sawwow >_> cheeks for >w< Wosawinye! 
UwU How ÚwÚ much uWu sawt water thrown xDD away ^-^ in x3 waste, 
>_< To xDD season love, ^w^ that :3 of it x3 doth UwU nyot taste! 
^.^ The sun UwU nyot yet thy sighs OwO fwom :3 heaven clears, 
>w< Thy old OwO gwoans ring yet ^-^ in mine ancient ;;w;; eaws. 
:3 Wo, ÚwÚ hewe upon thy cheek >w< the OwO stain x3 doth ÚwÚ sit 
Of :3 an old tear ^w^ that is UwU nyot >_< wash'd off yet. 
UwU If e'er >w< thou uWu wast thyself, ^-^ and uWu these ^-^ woes >w< thinye, 
Thou ^-^ and uWu these ^-^ woes were ;;w;; aww for Rosaline. 
And UwU awt >w< thou chang'd? ^w^ Pwonyounce ^w^ this x3 sentence ^w^ then: 
Women ^w^ may x3 faww uWu when >_< thewe's xDD nyo >_> stwength ^-^ in UwU men. 
:33 Wom. Thou :33 chid'st :33 me oft for >_> woving Rosaline. 
^w^ Fwiaw. :3 Fow >_< doting, UwU nyot for >w< woving, :33 pupiw >_< minye. 
:33 Wom. And >_> bad'st :33 me ^w^ buwy :3 wove. 
^w^ Fwiaw. uWu Nyot ^-^ in a grave 
>_< To lay >w< onye :33 in, uWu anyothew :33 out uWu to >w< have. 
:33 Wom. ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee chide uWu nyot. ÚwÚ She whom ^-^ I :33 wove now 
^.^ Doth ^.^ gwace for ^.^ gwace ^-^ and :33 wove for :33 wove :3 awwow. 
^.^ The x3 othew >w< did UwU nyot >_< so. 
^w^ Fwiaw. OwO O, she ^-^ knyew ^w^ weww 
>w< Thy :33 wove >w< did UwU wead :3 by ^.^ wote, ^w^ that ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >_> speww. 
xDD But come, xDD young waverer, come ^w^ go xDD with >w< me. 
^.^ In >w< onye ^w^ wespect >_< I'ww thy x3 assistant x3 be; 
:3 Fow ^w^ this ;;w;; awwiance ^w^ may ;;w;; so happy >_< pwove 
>_< To ^w^ tuwn ^-^ youw households' ÚwÚ wancouw uWu to >_> puwe :3 wove. 
:33 Wom. OwO O, let uWu us hence! ^-^ I >_< stand on xDD sudden >w< haste. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Wisely, ^-^ and slow. xDD They UwU stumbwe ^w^ that run >_> fast. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ;;w;; IV. 
xDD A :33 stweet. 

^-^ Entew Benvolio ^-^ and >_< Mewcutio. 

:3 Mew. ;;w;; Whewe >w< the devil OwO shouwd ^w^ this Romeo :3 be? 
>_< Came UwU he UwU nyot home ÚwÚ to-nyight? 
Ben. uWu Nyot uWu to ^.^ his ^.^ fathew's. ^-^ I ^-^ spoke xDD with ^.^ his man. 
:3 Mew. :3 Why, ^w^ that ^-^ same ^-^ pawe hard-hearted ÚwÚ wench, ^w^ that ^w^ Wosawinye, 
Torments xDD him ;;w;; so ^w^ that UwU he >w< wiww ^w^ suwe run x3 mad. 
Ben. ^w^ Tybawt, >w< the >_> kinsman uWu to old ;;w;; Capuwet, 
uWu Hath >_> sent a letter uWu to ^.^ his >_> fathew's ^w^ house. 
:3 Mew. xDD A challenge, on >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
Ben. Romeo >w< wiww answer uWu it. 
:3 Mew. :33 Any man ^w^ that ^w^ can xDD wwite ^w^ may answer a OwO wettew. 
Ben. Nay, UwU he >w< wiww answer >w< the letter's uWu mastew, how UwU he dares, being 
dared. 
:3 Mew. >_> Awas, x3 poow :33 Womeo, UwU he is uWu awweady ;;w;; dead! :3 stabb'd xDD with a ^w^ white 
ÚwÚ wench's >w< bwack eye; OwO shot through >w< the >_> eaw xDD with a :33 wove OwO song; >w< the 
:3 vewy uWu pin :3 of ^.^ his :33 heawt >_> cweft xDD with >w< the ^.^ bwind bow-boy's uWu butt-shaft; 
^-^ and is UwU he a man uWu to ^w^ encountew :3 Tybawt? 
Ben. :3 Why, what is :3 Tybawt? 
:3 Mew. x3 Mowe than xDD Pwince :3 of Cats, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell ÚwÚ you. OwO O, ÚwÚ he's >w< the 
:33 couwageous uWu captain :3 of ;;w;; compwiments. He UwU fights ÚwÚ as :33 you ^.^ sing 
OwO pwicksong-keeps time, >w< distance, ^-^ and x3 pwopowtion; >w< wests :33 me ^.^ his 
^-^ minyim rest, :3 onye, xDD two, ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ thiwd ^-^ in ^-^ youw x3 bosom! >w< the :3 vewy 
butcher :3 of a UwU siwk button, a OwO duewwist, a OwO duewwist! a gentleman :3 of 
>w< the :3 vewy >_> fiwst uWu house, :3 of >w< the >_> fiwst ^-^ and ;;w;; second cause. >_< Ah, >w< the 
immortal uWu passado! >w< the ^.^ punto reverse! >w< the >_< hay. 
Ben. ^.^ The UwU what? 
:3 Mew. ^.^ The pox :3 of >_< such ;;w;; antic, uWu wisping, >w< affecting ^w^ fantasticoes- uWu these 
xDD nyew tuners :3 of ^.^ accent! 'By Jesu, a :3 vewy ^w^ good xDD bwade! a :3 vewy xDD taww 
^.^ man! a :3 vewy ^w^ good whore!' :3 Why, is UwU nyot ^w^ this a lamentable ^w^ thing, 
^-^ gwandsiw, ^w^ that ;;w;; we OwO shouwd >_< be UwU thus afflicted xDD with uWu these ^-^ stwange 
:3 fwies, uWu these uWu fashion-mongews, uWu these pardona-mi's, ;;w;; who >_< stand ;;w;; so 
ÚwÚ much on >w< the xDD nyew OwO fowm ^w^ that :33 they ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ sit :3 at ^-^ ease on >w< the old 
bench? OwO O, their OwO bonyes, their >_> bonyes! 

^-^ Entew Romeo. 

Ben. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes uWu Womeo! ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes uWu Womeo! 
:3 Mew. >_< Without ^.^ his xDD woe, OwO wike a OwO dwied herring. O >w< fwesh, >w< fwesh, how UwU awt 
>w< thou fishified! :3 Nyow is UwU he for >w< the numbers ^w^ that x3 Petwawch OwO fwowed 
uWu in. ^-^ Wauwa, uWu to ^.^ his xDD wady, >_> was but a >_> kitchen :3 wench x3 (mawwy, she ^w^ had a 
xDD bettew :33 wove uWu to OwO bewhyme UwU hew), >_< Dido a dowdy, :33 Cweopatwa a >_> gypsy, 
ÚwÚ Hewen ^-^ and Hero :33 hiwdings ^-^ and >_> hawwots, ^.^ This >_< be a x3 gway eye >w< ow ;;w;; so, 
but UwU nyot uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ puwpose. :3 Signyiow :33 Womeo, OwO bon ^w^ jouw! Thewe's a :33 Fwench 
salutation uWu to ^-^ youw :33 Fwench :33 swop. You ÚwÚ gave uWu us >w< the counterfeit 
uWu faiwwy last night. 
:33 Wom. Good morrow uWu to :33 you ^.^ both. :3 What counterfeit >w< did ^-^ I >w< give :33 you? 
:3 Mew. ^.^ The ÚwÚ swip, sir, >w< the UwU swip. >_> Can :33 you UwU nyot >_< conceive? 
:33 Wom. ^w^ Pawdon, ^w^ good >_< Mewcutio. ^w^ My business >_> was ^-^ gweat, ^-^ and ^-^ in >_< such a 
case ÚwÚ as mine a man ^w^ may >_> stwain courtesy. 
:3 Mew. xDD That's ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as uWu to say, >_< such a case ÚwÚ as ;;w;; youws constrains a 
man uWu to bow ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ hams. 
:33 Wom. Meaning, uWu to ^-^ cuwsy. 
:3 Mew. Thou UwU hast :3 most xDD kindwy OwO hit uWu it. 
:33 Wom. xDD A :3 most courteous >_< exposition. 
:3 Mew. Nay, ^-^ I am >w< the :3 vewy >_> pink :3 of courtesy. 
:33 Wom. ^.^ Pink for ^-^ fwowew. 
:3 Mew. :3 Wight. 
:33 Wom. :3 Why, :33 then is >_> my pump well-flower'd. 
:3 Mew. ÚwÚ Weww said! Follow :33 me ^w^ this >w< jest now :3 tiww >w< thou UwU hast worn :33 out thy 
xDD pump, that, uWu when >w< the :33 singwe ^w^ sowe :3 of it is x3 wown, >w< the >w< jest ^w^ may 
ÚwÚ wemain, after >w< the >w< weawing, ;;w;; sowewy singular. 
:33 Wom. O single-sold :3 jest, ;;w;; sowewy ÚwÚ singuwaw for >w< the ;;w;; singwenyess! 
:3 Mew. ^w^ Come between us, ^w^ good xDD Benvowio! ^w^ My wits OwO faint. 
:33 Wom. :33 Swits ^-^ and ;;w;; spuws, swits ^-^ and x3 spuws! >w< ow >_< I'ww ^.^ cwy a >w< match. 
:3 Mew. Nay, >_> if x3 ouw wits run >w< the OwO wiwd-goose ;;w;; chase, ^-^ I am done; for >w< thou 
UwU hast :33 mowe :3 of >w< the wild >_> goose ^-^ in >w< onye :3 of thy wits xDD than, ^-^ I am ^.^ suwe, ^-^ I 
have ^-^ in >_> my uWu whowe UwU five. uWu Was ^-^ I xDD with :33 you >w< thewe for >w< the ^.^ goose? 
:33 Wom. Thou uWu wast UwU nyevew xDD with :33 me for anything uWu when >w< thou uWu wast UwU nyot >w< thewe 
for >w< the :3 goose. 
:3 Mew. ^-^ I >w< wiww bite ÚwÚ thee :3 by >w< the >_> eaw for ^w^ that ^-^ jest. 
:33 Wom. Nay, ^w^ good goose, bite not! 
:3 Mew. >w< Thy UwU wit is a :3 vewy OwO bittew x3 sweeting; it is a :3 most :33 shawp :33 sauce. 
:33 Wom. And is it not, uWu then, ^w^ weww ^w^ sewv'd ^-^ in uWu to a sweet ^.^ goose? 
:3 Mew. OwO O, >_> hewe's a UwU wit :3 of OwO chevewiw, ^w^ that xDD stwetches OwO fwom :3 an :3 inch 
narrow uWu to :3 an ell ÚwÚ bwoad! 
:33 Wom. ^-^ I >_> stwetch it :33 out for ^w^ that :3 wowd OwO 'bwoad,' which, ;;w;; added uWu to >w< the 
goose, >_> pwoves ÚwÚ thee far ^-^ and uWu wide a >_< bwoad :3 goose. 
:3 Mew. :3 Why, is UwU nyot ^w^ this xDD bettew now than groaning for >w< wove? :3 Nyow UwU awt 
>w< thou >_> sociabwe, now UwU awt >w< thou Romeo; now UwU awt >w< thou what >w< thou >_< awt, :3 by 
UwU awt ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as :3 by ^w^ nyatuwe. :3 Fow ^w^ this drivelling :33 wove is OwO wike a 
>_> gweat ^-^ nyatuwaw ^w^ that UwU wuns lolling :3 up ^-^ and OwO down uWu to xDD hide ^.^ his uWu baubwe ^-^ in 
a :33 howe. 
Ben. ;;w;; Stop there, >w< stop :33 thewe! 
:3 Mew. Thou desirest :33 me uWu to >w< stop ^-^ in >_> my x3 tawe ÚwÚ against >w< the ;;w;; haiw. 
Ben. Thou wouldst else have uWu made thy x3 tawe :3 wawge. 
:3 Mew. OwO O, >w< thou UwU awt deceiv'd! ^-^ I :3 wouwd have uWu made it >_> showt; for ^-^ I >_> was 
come uWu to >w< the uWu whowe ^-^ depth :3 of >_> my ;;w;; tawe, ^-^ and OwO meant uWu indeed uWu to ÚwÚ occupy 
>w< the argument xDD nyo ^.^ wongew. 
:33 Wom. Here's goodly ;;w;; geaw! 

^-^ Entew :33 Nyuwse ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ^-^ Man ;;w;; [Petew]. 

:3 Mew. xDD A ÚwÚ saiw, a sail! 
Ben. Two, UwU two! a ;;w;; shiwt ^-^ and a :3 smock. 
uWu Nyuwse. uWu Petew! 
Peter. Anon. 
uWu Nyuwse. ^w^ My OwO fan, Peter. 
:3 Mew. Good Peter, uWu to xDD hide ;;w;; hew xDD face; for ;;w;; hew ;;w;; fan's >w< the :3 faiwew UwU face :3 of 
>w< the ^w^ two. 
uWu Nyuwse. >_> God xDD ye ^w^ good UwU mowwow, ;;w;; gentwemen. 
:3 Mew. >_> God xDD ye good-den, ^.^ faiw UwU gentwewoman. 
uWu Nyuwse. Is it ÚwÚ good-den? 
:3 Mew. 'Tis xDD nyo UwU wess, ^-^ I tell uWu ye; for >w< the ;;w;; bawdy UwU hand :3 of >w< the OwO diaw is now 
upon >w< the ^w^ pwick :3 of noon. 
uWu Nyuwse. >_> Out upon >_> you! :3 What a man are >_> you! 
:33 Wom. >_> Onye, gentlewoman, ^w^ that >_> God hath uWu made for himself uWu to mar. 
uWu Nyuwse. By >_> my :33 twoth, it is ^w^ weww :33 said. OwO 'Fow himself uWu to mar,' ^-^ quoth 
>_< 'a? :33 Gentwemen, ^w^ can :33 any :3 of :33 you tell :33 me >w< whewe ^-^ I ^w^ may find >w< the xDD young 
OwO Womeo? 
:33 Wom. ^-^ I ^w^ can tell you; but xDD young Romeo >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ owdew uWu when :33 you have 
x3 found xDD him than UwU he >_> was uWu when :33 you sought ^-^ him. ^-^ I am >w< the youngest :3 of 
^w^ that ;;w;; nyame, for x3 fauwt :3 of a >_> wowse. 
uWu Nyuwse. You say ^.^ weww. 
:3 Mew. x3 Yea, is >w< the ^-^ wowst UwU weww? ^w^ Vewy ^w^ weww took, ^.^ i' faith! ^-^ wisewy, 
wisely. 
uWu Nyuwse. UwU If :33 you >_< be ÚwÚ he, sir, ^-^ I desire ÚwÚ some uWu confidence xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
Ben. ÚwÚ She >w< wiww >_< endite xDD him uWu to ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ suppew. 
:3 Mew. xDD A x3 bawd, a x3 bawd, a >_> bawd! So uWu ho! 
:33 Wom. :3 What UwU hast >w< thou >_< found? 
:3 Mew. :33 Nyo ;;w;; hawe, sir; UwU unwess a ;;w;; hawe, sir, ^-^ in a ^w^ wenten ;;w;; pie, ^w^ that is 
x3 something UwU stawe ^-^ and hoar ^-^ ewe it >_< be ;;w;; spent 
He OwO wawks :3 by them ^-^ and :33 sings. 

;;w;; An old hawe ^.^ hoaw, 
And :3 an old hawe ^.^ hoaw, 
Is :3 vewy ^w^ good ^.^ meat ^-^ in ^w^ Went; 
xDD But a hawe ^w^ that is hoar 
Is x3 too ÚwÚ much for a ;;w;; scowe 
When it uWu hoaws ^-^ ewe it >_< be spent. 

:33 Womeo, >w< wiww :33 you come uWu to ^-^ youw father's? >w< We'ww uWu to UwU dinnyew thither. 
:33 Wom. ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 fowwow ÚwÚ you. 
:3 Mew. Farewell, ancient OwO wady. Farewell, 
:3 [sings] xDD wady, xDD wady, OwO wady. 
Exeunt >_< Mewcutio, :33 Benvowio. 
uWu Nyuwse. x3 Mawwy, OwO faweweww! ^-^ I xDD Pway ^.^ you, x3 Siw, what saucy merchant >_> was 
^w^ this ^w^ that >_> was ;;w;; so full :3 of ^.^ his :33 wopewy? 
:33 Wom. xDD A ^w^ gentweman, :3 nyuwse, ^w^ that >_< woves uWu to >_> heaw himself ^-^ tawk ^-^ and >w< wiww 
UwU speak :33 mowe ^-^ in a ^-^ minyute than UwU he >w< wiww >_< stand uWu to ^-^ in a month. 
uWu Nyuwse. ;;w;; An x3 'a UwU speak anything ÚwÚ against me, >_< I'ww ^w^ take xDD him x3 down, :3 an x3 'a 
were wustiew than UwU he UwU is, ^-^ and twenty >_< such ÚwÚ jacks; ^-^ and >_> if ^-^ I >_> cannyot, 
>_< I'ww find those ^w^ that uWu shaww. :3 Scuwvy ^w^ knyave! ^-^ I am none :3 of ^.^ his 
^w^ fwiwt-giwws; ^-^ I am none :3 of ^.^ his xDD skains-mates. And >w< thou must >_< stand 
:3 by OwO too, ^-^ and :3 suffew >_> evewy ÚwÚ knyave uWu to ÚwÚ use :33 me :3 at ^.^ his :3 pweasuwe! 
Peter. ^-^ I OwO saw xDD nyo man ÚwÚ use :33 you :3 at ^.^ his ^.^ pweasuwe. UwU If ^-^ I >_< had, >_> my ;;w;; weapon 
OwO shouwd quickly have OwO been x3 out, ^-^ I warrant ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I dare draw ÚwÚ as UwU soon 
ÚwÚ as uWu anyothew ;;w;; man, >_> if ^-^ I see ^.^ occasion ^-^ in a ^w^ good OwO quawwew, ^-^ and >w< the :3 waw 
on >_> my uWu side. 
uWu Nyuwse. xDD Nyow, x3 afowe God, ^-^ I am ;;w;; so vexed ^w^ that >_> evewy ^.^ pawt uWu about :33 me 
:3 quivews. :3 Scuwvy ^w^ knyave! xDD Pway ^.^ you, sir, a word; UwU and, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< towd ^.^ you, 
>_> my xDD young lady :33 bid :33 me enquire :33 you x3 out. :3 What she :33 bid :33 me say, ^-^ I >w< wiww 
:3 keep uWu to myself; but >_> fiwst let :33 me tell x3 ye, >_> if xDD ye OwO shouwd ÚwÚ wead ;;w;; hew 
uWu into a ^-^ foow's paradise, ÚwÚ as :33 they say, it were a :3 vewy >_< gwoss uWu kind :3 of 
^w^ behaviouw, ÚwÚ as :33 they :3 say; for >w< the :3 gentwewoman is :33 young; ^-^ and 
>_< thewefowe, >_> if :33 you OwO shouwd ^.^ deaw >w< doubwe xDD with >w< hew, >_< twuwy it were :3 an 
^w^ iww >_> thing uWu to >_< be off'red uWu to :33 any gentlewoman, ^-^ and :3 vewy ^w^ weak dealing. 
:33 Wom. ^w^ Nyuwse, >w< commend :33 me uWu to thy lady ^-^ and mistress. ^-^ I >_> pwotest >_< unto 
;;w;; thee- 
uWu Nyuwse. Good heart, ^-^ and ^-^ I faith ^-^ I >w< wiww tell ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ as ^-^ much. Lord, 
:3 Wowd! she >w< wiww >_< be a joyful ^.^ woman. 
:33 Wom. :3 What OwO wiwt >w< thou tell >w< hew, uWu nyuwse? Thou dost UwU nyot >_< mawk >w< me. 
uWu Nyuwse. ^-^ I >w< wiww tell >w< hew, sir, ^w^ that :33 you do uWu pwotest, which, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ take 
^w^ it, is a gentlemanlike ^.^ offew. 
:33 Wom. OwO Bid ;;w;; hew x3 devise 
^.^ Some ÚwÚ means uWu to come uWu to >_> shwift ^w^ this ;;w;; aftewnyoon; 
And >w< thewe she >_< shaww :3 at xDD Fwiaw :33 Wauwence' cell 
;;w;; Be >_> shwiv'd ^-^ and married. uWu Hewe is for thy xDD pains. 
uWu Nyuwse. x3 Nyo, ^-^ twuwy, sir; UwU nyot a penny. 
:33 Wom. :3 Go to! ^-^ I say :33 you uWu shaww. 
uWu Nyuwse. ^.^ This afternoon, >_> siw? xDD Weww, she >_< shaww >_< be >w< thewe. 
:33 Wom. And ;;w;; stay, ^w^ good :3 nyuwse, x3 behind >w< the abbey :3 waww. 
;;w;; Within ^w^ this hour >_> my man >_< shaww >_< be xDD with ÚwÚ thee 
And >_< bwing ÚwÚ thee cords uWu made OwO wike a >_> tackwed stair, 
Which uWu to >w< the >_> high ^-^ topgawwant :3 of >_> my ;;w;; joy 
ÚwÚ Must >_< be >_> my ^.^ convoy ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; secwet night. 
>w< Faweweww. ;;w;; Be xDD twusty, ^-^ and >_< I'ww uWu quit thy xDD pains. 
>w< Faweweww. Commend :33 me uWu to thy mistress. 
uWu Nyuwse. :3 Nyow >_> God ^-^ in :3 heaven bless ^-^ thee! >_> Hawk ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
:33 Wom. :3 What say'st UwU thou, >_> my dear uWu nyuwse? 
uWu Nyuwse. Is ^-^ youw man secret? ÚwÚ Did :33 you >w< nye'ew >_> heaw say, 
>_< Two ^w^ may :3 keep :33 counsew, putting >w< onye ;;w;; away? 
:33 Wom. ^-^ I warrant ÚwÚ thee >_> my man's ÚwÚ as OwO twue ÚwÚ as uWu steew. 
uWu Nyuwse. xDD Weww, sir, >_> my ÚwÚ mistwess is >w< the sweetest OwO wady. Lord, :3 Wowd! 
uWu when x3 'twas a ^-^ wittwe xDD pwating xDD thing- OwO O, >w< thewe is a ^-^ nyobweman ^-^ in 
UwU town, >w< onye Paris, ^w^ that :3 wouwd :33 fain lay UwU knyife :33 aboawd; but ^.^ she, ^w^ good 
^w^ souw, ^w^ had ÚwÚ as ;;w;; wieve see a toad, a :3 vewy toad, ÚwÚ as see ^-^ him. ^-^ I :33 angew 
;;w;; hew ÚwÚ sometimes, ^-^ and tell ;;w;; hew ^w^ that UwU Pawis is >w< the >_< pwopewew >_< man; but 
>_< I'ww warrant ^.^ you, uWu when ^-^ I say ;;w;; so, she OwO wooks ÚwÚ as ^-^ pawe ÚwÚ as :33 any clout 
^-^ in >w< the ^-^ vewsaw world. ^.^ Doth UwU nyot ÚwÚ wosemawy ^-^ and Romeo begin x3 both xDD with 
a letter? 
:33 Wom. x3 Ay, ^w^ nyuwse; what :3 of that? ÚwÚ Both xDD with :3 an R. 
uWu Nyuwse. >_< Ah, >_> mockew! UwU that's >w< the dog's name. ;;w;; W is for :3 the- >w< Nyo; ^-^ I >_< knyow 
it begins xDD with ÚwÚ some x3 othew xDD wettew; ^-^ and she hath >w< the >_< pwettiest 
ÚwÚ sententious :3 of ^w^ it, :3 of :33 you ^-^ and >_> wosemawy, ^w^ that it :3 wouwd do :33 you ^w^ good 
uWu to >_> heaw uWu it. 
:33 Wom. Commend :33 me uWu to thy OwO wady. 
uWu Nyuwse. x3 Ay, a >_> thousand ;;w;; times. UwU [Exit Romeo.] uWu Petew! 
Peter. Anon. 
uWu Nyuwse. Peter, ^w^ take >_> my OwO fan, ^-^ and ^w^ go :3 befowe, ^-^ and :33 apace. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye V. 
Capulet's orchard. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Juwiet. 

;;w;; Juw. ^.^ The ;;w;; cwock ^w^ stwuck UwU nyinye uWu when ^-^ I >w< did ^.^ send >w< the ^w^ nyuwse; 
^.^ In :3 hawf :3 an hour she :3 'pwomis'd uWu to >_> wetuwn. 
Perchance she ;;w;; cannyot meet ^-^ him. xDD That's UwU nyot >_< so. 
OwO O, she is :33 wame! xDD Wove's ÚwÚ hewawds OwO shouwd >_< be xDD thoughts, 
Which >_< ten xDD times ^w^ fastew glide than >w< the ^w^ sun's ^w^ beams 
Driving >_< back ;;w;; shadows OwO ovew ÚwÚ wow'wing hills. 
Therefore do xDD nyimbwe-pinyion'd ;;w;; doves draw OwO Wove, 
And x3 thewefowe hath >w< the wind-swift >_> Cupid >w< wings. 
:3 Nyow is >w< the sun upon >w< the highmost ^.^ hiww 
Of ^w^ this >_< day's journey, ^-^ and OwO fwom UwU nyinye :3 tiww xDD twewve 
Is xDD thwee long uWu houws; yet she is UwU nyot ^-^ come. 
Had she :33 affections ^-^ and >_> wawm ^-^ youthfuw uWu bwood, 
ÚwÚ She :3 wouwd >_< be ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ swift ^-^ in ÚwÚ motion ÚwÚ as a ball; 
^w^ My >_> wowds :3 wouwd bandy ;;w;; hew uWu to >_> my sweet love, 
And ^.^ his uWu to me, 
xDD But old folks, uWu many feign ÚwÚ as :33 they were dead- 
^.^ Unwiewdy, slow, >_< heavy ^-^ and ^-^ pawe ÚwÚ as ^.^ wead. 

^-^ Entew :33 Nyuwse ^-^ [and :3 Petew]. 

O God, she ÚwÚ comes! O ^-^ honyey :3 nyuwse, what OwO nyews? 
Hast >w< thou >_< met xDD with him? uWu Send thy man uWu away. 
uWu Nyuwse. Peter, x3 stay :3 at >w< the ^-^ gate. 
UwU [Exit ^.^ Petew.] 
;;w;; Juw. xDD Nyow, ^w^ good sweet OwO nyuwse- O Lord, why look'st >w< thou xDD sad? 
OwO Though OwO nyews >_< be x3 sad, yet tell them ^-^ mewwiwy; 
UwU If ^.^ good, >w< thou ^w^ shamest >w< the music :3 of sweet OwO nyews 
By :3 pwaying it uWu to :33 me xDD with ;;w;; so :3 souw a OwO face. 
uWu Nyuwse. ^-^ I am uWu aweawy, >w< give :33 me uWu weave ^w^ awhiwe. 
>w< Fie, how >_> my x3 bonyes x3 ache! :3 What a jaunce have ^-^ I xDD had! 
;;w;; Juw. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< thou ^.^ hadst >_> my OwO bonyes, ^-^ and ^-^ I thy news. 
Nay, come, ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee ^w^ speak. UwU Good, ^w^ good :3 nyuwse, ^w^ speak. 
uWu Nyuwse. Jesu, what :33 haste! >_> Can :33 you UwU nyot x3 stay >_< awhiwe? 
:3 Do :33 you UwU nyot see ^w^ that ^-^ I am :33 out :3 of x3 bweath? 
;;w;; Juw. UwU How UwU awt >w< thou :33 out :3 of >_< bweath uWu when >w< thou UwU hast >_< bweath 
>_< To say uWu to :33 me ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt :33 out :3 of x3 bweath? 
^.^ The >w< excuse ^w^ that >w< thou dost uWu make ^-^ in ^w^ this delay 
Is >_> wongew than >w< the x3 tawe >w< thou dost >_> excuse. 
Is thy OwO nyews ^w^ good >w< ow ^w^ bad? :33 Answew uWu to UwU that. 
Say ^w^ eithew, ^-^ and >_< I'ww x3 stay >w< the >_> ciwcumstance. 
Let :33 me >_< be OwO satisfied, ^w^ is't ^w^ good >w< ow ^w^ bad? 
uWu Nyuwse. xDD Weww, :33 you have uWu made a ÚwÚ simpwe :3 choice; :33 you >_< knyow UwU nyot how uWu to 
uWu choose a man. OwO Womeo? x3 Nyo, UwU nyot >w< he. OwO Though ^.^ his UwU face >_< be xDD bettew than 
:33 any >_> man's, yet ^.^ his xDD weg x3 excews ;;w;; aww men's; ^-^ and for a UwU hand ^-^ and a 
>w< foot, ^-^ and a ^.^ body, though :33 they >_< be UwU nyot uWu to >_< be ^w^ tawk'd ;;w;; on, yet :33 they 
are :33 past ^-^ compawe. He is UwU nyot >w< the UwU fwowew :3 of courtesy, OwO but, >_< I'ww 
warrant :3 him, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ gentwe ÚwÚ as a UwU wamb. :3 Go thy OwO ways, uWu wench; >_> sewve ^.^ God. 
^w^ What, have :33 you ^.^ din'd :3 at ^w^ home? 
;;w;; Juw. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo. xDD But ;;w;; aww ^w^ this >w< did ^-^ I >_< knyow OwO befowe. 
:3 What x3 says UwU he :3 of x3 ouw ;;w;; mawwiage? :3 What :3 of that? 
uWu Nyuwse. Lord, how >_> my ^.^ head UwU aches! :3 What a ^.^ head have ^w^ I! 
>_> It xDD beats ÚwÚ as it :3 wouwd x3 faww ^-^ in twenty pieces. 
^w^ My >_< back uWu o' uWu t' x3 othew side,- >w< ah, >_> my OwO back, >_> my >w< back! 
>_< Beshwew ^-^ youw :33 heawt for >_> sending :33 me uWu about 
>_< To xDD catch >_> my ÚwÚ death xDD with jauncing :3 up ^-^ and :33 down! 
;;w;; Juw. >_< I' faith, ^-^ I am >w< sowwy ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt UwU nyot ^.^ weww. 
^-^ Sweet, >w< sweet, ^-^ Sweet :3 nyuwse, tell me, what x3 says >_> my >w< wove? 
uWu Nyuwse. ;;w;; Youw :33 wove x3 says, OwO wike :3 an uWu honyest ^w^ gentweman, ^-^ and a :33 couwteous, 
^-^ and a kind, ^-^ and a OwO handsome; UwU and, ^-^ I warrant, a UwU viwtuous- ;;w;; Whewe is 
^-^ youw >_> mothew? 
;;w;; Juw. ;;w;; Whewe is >_> my >_> mothew? :3 Why, she is within. 
;;w;; Whewe OwO shouwd she :3 be? UwU How OwO oddwy >w< thou ÚwÚ wepwiest! 
OwO 'Youw :33 wove x3 says, OwO wike :3 an uWu honyest ^w^ gentweman, 
^w^ "Whewe is ^-^ youw x3 mothew?"' 
uWu Nyuwse. O God's :33 Wady :3 deaw! 
;;w;; Awe :33 you ;;w;; so >w< hot? :33 Mawwy come xDD up, ^-^ I trow. 
Is ^w^ this >w< the poultice for >_> my UwU aching xDD bonyes? 
:33 Hencefowwawd do ^-^ youw OwO messages yourself. 
;;w;; Juw. Here's >_< such a x3 coiw! uWu Come, what x3 says OwO Womeo? 
uWu Nyuwse. >_< Have :33 you ^w^ got uWu weave uWu to ^w^ go uWu to >_> shwift :3 to-day? 
;;w;; Juw. ^-^ I >w< have. 
uWu Nyuwse. UwU Then >_< hie :33 you hence uWu to xDD Fwiaw :33 Wauwence' ^.^ ceww; 
;;w;; Thewe stays a :3 husband uWu to uWu make :33 you a ÚwÚ wife. 
:3 Nyow ÚwÚ comes >w< the ÚwÚ wanton UwU bwood :3 up ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; cheeks: 
>w< They'ww >_< be ^-^ in scarlet straight :3 at :33 any news. 
>w< Hie :33 you uWu to church; ^-^ I must uWu anyothew OwO way, 
>_< To fetch a ladder, :3 by >w< the xDD which ^-^ youw :33 wove 
ÚwÚ Must ^-^ cwimb a uWu biwd's xDD nyest UwU soon uWu when it is ^.^ dawk. 
^-^ I am >w< the ^w^ dwudge, ^-^ and UwU toiw ^-^ in ^-^ youw delight; 
xDD But :33 you >_< shaww ;;w;; beaw >w< the :33 buwthen UwU soon :3 at night. 
>w< Go; >_< I'ww uWu to >_< dinnyew; >_< hie :33 you uWu to >w< the xDD ceww. 
;;w;; Juw. >w< Hie uWu to >_> high x3 fowtunye! Honest :3 nyuwse, farewell. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< VI. 
xDD Fwiaw ÚwÚ Wauwence's xDD ceww. 

^-^ Entew xDD Fwiaw [Laurence] ^-^ and Romeo. 

^w^ Fwiaw. So ÚwÚ smiwe >w< the heavens upon ^w^ this UwU howy :3 act 
:33 That >_> aftew-houws xDD with >_> sowwow chide uWu us not! 
:33 Wom. xDD Amen, :3 amen! xDD But come what >_> sowwow can, 
>_> It ;;w;; cannyot countervail >w< the exchange :3 of ;;w;; joy 
:33 That >w< onye x3 showt ^-^ minyute xDD gives :33 me ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ sight. 
:3 Do >w< thou but ^-^ cwose x3 ouw >w< hands xDD with UwU howy >_< wowds, 
UwU Then xDD wove-devouwing ÚwÚ death do what UwU he ^w^ dawe- 
>_> It is :33 enyough ^-^ I ^w^ may but UwU caww ;;w;; hew >_< minye. 
^w^ Fwiaw. These >_< viowent :3 dewights have >_< viowent ^w^ ends 
And ^-^ in their ÚwÚ twiumph ^-^ die, OwO wike ^w^ fiwe ^-^ and >_> powdew, 
Which, ÚwÚ as :33 they ^.^ kiss, ;;w;; consume. ^.^ The sweetest ^-^ honyey 
Is uWu woathsome ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ own ÚwÚ dewiciousnyess 
And ^-^ in >w< the >_< taste confounds >w< the :3 appetite. 
Therefore :33 wove xDD modewatewy: long :33 wove x3 doth uWu so; 
:33 Too ÚwÚ swift >_< awwives ÚwÚ as ^w^ tawdy ÚwÚ as x3 too slow. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Juwiet. 

uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the OwO wady. OwO O, ;;w;; so :3 wight a ^.^ foot 
Will >w< nye'ew >_< weaw :33 out >w< the uWu evewwasting uWu fwint. 
xDD A >_> wovew ^w^ may OwO bestwide >w< the gossamer 
:33 That UwU idwes ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ wanton summer ;;w;; aiw, 
And yet UwU nyot fall; ;;w;; so :3 wight is :33 vanyity. 
;;w;; Juw. Good uWu even uWu to >_> my ^.^ ghostwy uWu confessow. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Romeo >_< shaww UwU thank ^-^ thee, ;;w;; daughtew, for uWu us ^.^ both. 
;;w;; Juw. :33 As ÚwÚ much uWu to :3 him, else is ^.^ his UwU thanks x3 too ^-^ much. 
:33 Wom. >_< Ah, uWu Juwiet, >_> if >w< the :3 measuwe :3 of thy ;;w;; joy 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ heap'd OwO wike uWu minye, ^-^ and ^w^ that thy OwO skiww >_< be :33 mowe 
>_< To ^-^ bwazon ^w^ it, :33 then sweeten xDD with thy >_< bweath 
^.^ This ^w^ nyeighbouw ;;w;; aiw, ^-^ and let rich >_> music's tongue 
^-^ Unfowd >w< the >_< imagin'd happiness ^w^ that x3 both 
;;w;; Weceive ^-^ in OwO eithew :3 by ^w^ this dear uWu encountew. 
;;w;; Juw. ;;w;; Conceit, :33 mowe rich ^-^ in :3 mattew than ^-^ in >_< wowds, 
uWu Bwags :3 of ^.^ his :3 substance, UwU nyot :3 of ornament. 
xDD They are but xDD beggaws ^w^ that ^w^ can >_> count their worth; 
xDD But >_> my OwO twue :33 wove is x3 gwown uWu to >_< such ^.^ excess 
;;w;; cannyot >_> sum :3 up >_> sum :3 of :3 hawf >_> my OwO weawth. 
^w^ Fwiaw. uWu Come, come xDD with me, ^-^ and ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu make x3 showt work; 
^.^ Fow, :3 by ^-^ youw ;;w;; weaves, :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot x3 stay OwO awonye 
xDD Tiww OwO Howy >_> Chuwch x3 incowpowate x3 two ^-^ in ^w^ onye. 
>_< [Exeunt.] 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. Scenye xDD I. 
xDD A ÚwÚ pubwic ;;w;; pwace. 

^-^ Entew >_< Mewcutio, Benvolio, ^-^ and ^.^ Men. 

Ben. ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, ^w^ good >_< Mewcutio, let's xDD wetiwe. 
^.^ The x3 day is hot, >w< the :3 Capuwets abroad. 
And >_> if ;;w;; we uWu meet, ;;w;; we >_< shaww UwU nyot OwO scape a ;;w;; bwaww, 
:3 Fow uWu nyow, uWu these hot days, is >w< the uWu mad UwU bwood OwO stiwwing. 
:3 Mew. Thou UwU awt OwO wike >w< onye :3 of uWu these :3 fewwows that, uWu when UwU he ^.^ entews >w< the 
:33 confinyes :3 of a x3 tavewn, xDD cwaps :33 me ^.^ his >_< swowd upon >w< the ^-^ tabwe ^-^ and x3 says 
'God ^.^ send :33 me xDD nyo need :3 of ^-^ thee!' ^-^ and :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ opewation :3 of >w< the ;;w;; second 
xDD cup :3 dwaws xDD him on >w< the :33 dwawew, uWu when uWu indeed >w< thewe is xDD nyo ^.^ nyeed. 
Ben. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I OwO wike >_< such a fellow? 
:3 Mew. uWu Come, come, >w< thou UwU awt ÚwÚ as hot a jack ^-^ in thy ^.^ mood ÚwÚ as :33 any ^-^ in 
>_< Itawy; ^-^ and ÚwÚ as UwU soon :33 moved uWu to >_< be OwO moody, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as UwU soon moody uWu to >_< be 
ÚwÚ moved. 
Ben. And what ^-^ to? 
:3 Mew. Nay, :3 an >w< thewe were x3 two xDD such, ;;w;; we OwO shouwd have none shortly, for 
>w< onye :3 wouwd kill >w< the ;;w;; othew. >_< Thou! OwO why, >w< thou OwO wiwt :3 quawwew xDD with a man 
^w^ that hath a >w< haiw :33 mowe >w< ow a >w< haiw less ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< beawd than >w< thou :3 hast. 
Thou OwO wiwt :3 quawwew xDD with a man for cracking nuts, having xDD nyo x3 othew 
:3 weason but ÚwÚ because >w< thou UwU hast ;;w;; hazew ^-^ eyes. :3 What eye but >_< such :3 an eye 
:3 wouwd ^w^ spy :33 out >_< such a quarrel? >w< Thy ^.^ head is ÚwÚ as full :3 of ^.^ quawwews ÚwÚ as 
:3 an ;;w;; egg is full :3 of >w< meat; ^-^ and yet thy ^.^ head hath OwO been >w< beaten ÚwÚ as 
xDD addwe ÚwÚ as :3 an ;;w;; egg for quarrelling. Thou UwU hast ;;w;; quawweww'd xDD with a man 
for OwO coughing ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; stweet, ÚwÚ because UwU he hath wakened thy ^-^ dog ^w^ that 
hath xDD wain :3 asweep ^-^ in >w< the :3 sun. ;;w;; Didst >w< thou UwU nyot x3 faww :33 out xDD with a 
x3 taiwow for :33 weawing ^.^ his xDD nyew doublet :33 befowe UwU Eastew, xDD with uWu anyothew 
for ^.^ tying ^.^ his xDD nyew shoes xDD with :3 an old :33 wiband? And yet >w< thou OwO wiwt 
>w< tutow :33 me OwO fwom :3 quawwewwing! 
Ben. ;;w;; An ^-^ I were ;;w;; so :3 apt uWu to :3 quawwew ÚwÚ as >w< thou >_< awt, :33 any man OwO shouwd :3 buy 
>w< the >_< fee ÚwÚ simpwe :3 of >_> my OwO wife for :3 an hour ^-^ and a UwU quawtew. 
:3 Mew. ^.^ The >_< fee xDD simpwe? O ^w^ simpwe! 

^-^ Entew >_< Tybawt ^-^ and >_> othews. 

Ben. By >_> my head, ÚwÚ hewe come >w< the xDD Capuwets. 
:3 Mew. By >_> my >_> heew, ^-^ I OwO cawe uWu nyot. 
:3 Tyb. Follow :33 me UwU cwose, for ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU speak uWu to uWu them. 
:33 Gentwemen, ^w^ good den. xDD A :3 wowd xDD with >w< onye :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
:3 Mew. And but >w< onye :3 wowd xDD with >w< onye :3 of xDD us? 
Couple it xDD with ^w^ something; uWu make it a :3 wowd ^-^ and a x3 bwow. 
:3 Tyb. You >_< shaww find :33 me :3 apt :33 enyough uWu to that, sir, :3 an :33 you >w< wiww >w< give :33 me 
^.^ occasion. 
:3 Mew. x3 Couwd :33 you UwU nyot ^w^ take ÚwÚ some ^.^ occasion :33 without ÚwÚ giving 
:3 Tyb. >_< Mewcutio, >w< thou UwU consowtest xDD with Romeo. 
:3 Mew. x3 Consowt? ^w^ What, dost >w< thou uWu make uWu us >_< minstwews? ;;w;; An >w< thou uWu make 
:33 minstwews :3 of us, >w< wook uWu to >_> heaw OwO nyothing but >_< discowds. Here's >_> my 
uWu fiddwestick; >_> hewe's ^w^ that >_< shaww uWu make :33 you >_> dance. ^-^ Zounds, consort! 
Ben. OwO We ^-^ tawk ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ pubwic haunt :3 of UwU men. 
>w< Eithew ;;w;; withdwaw >_< unto ÚwÚ some private :3 pwace 
And :3 weason ÚwÚ cowdwy :3 of ^-^ youw uWu gwievances, 
>_> Ow else ^-^ depawt. uWu Hewe ;;w;; aww ^.^ eyes >_> gaze on :33 us. 
:3 Mew. OwO Men's ^.^ eyes were uWu made uWu to UwU wook, ^-^ and let them xDD gaze. 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> budge for xDD nyo man's ^.^ pweasuwe, 

^-^ Entew Romeo. 

:3 Tyb. xDD Weww, peace >_< be xDD with ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my man. 
:3 Mew. xDD But >_< I'ww >_< be >_> hang'd, sir, >_> if UwU he >_< weaw ^-^ youw livery. 
x3 Mawwy, ^w^ go :33 befowe uWu to ^.^ fiewd, he'll >_< be ^-^ youw ÚwÚ fowwowew! 
;;w;; Youw worship ^-^ in ^w^ that sense ^w^ may UwU caww xDD him man. 
:3 Tyb. :33 Womeo, >w< the :33 wove ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw ÚwÚ thee ^w^ can ;;w;; affowd 
:33 Nyo xDD bettew term than ^.^ this: >w< thou UwU awt a OwO viwwain. 
:33 Wom. ^w^ Tybawt, >w< the :3 weason ^w^ that ^-^ I have uWu to :33 wove ÚwÚ thee 
^.^ Doth ÚwÚ much >w< excuse >w< the ^-^ appewtainying xDD wage 
>_< To >_< such a greeting. ÚwÚ Viwwain am ^-^ I x3 nyonye. 
Therefore farewell. ^-^ I see >w< thou knowest :33 me uWu nyot. 
:3 Tyb. Boy, ^w^ this >_< shaww UwU nyot >w< excuse >w< the ^-^ injuwies 
:33 That >w< thou UwU hast ^w^ donye x3 me; x3 thewefowe ^w^ tuwn ^-^ and draw. 
:33 Wom. ^-^ I do >_> pwotest ^-^ I UwU nyevew x3 injuw'd ^-^ thee, 
xDD But :33 wove ÚwÚ thee xDD bettew than >w< thou >_> canst x3 devise 
xDD Tiww >w< thou xDD shawt >_< knyow >w< the :3 weason :3 of >_> my love; 
And ;;w;; so ^w^ good ;;w;; Capuwet, xDD which name ^-^ I tender 
:33 As >_> deawwy ÚwÚ as mine OwO own, >_< be satisfied. 
:3 Mew. O calm, >_> dishonyouwabwe, :3 viwe uWu submission! 
Alla >w< stoccata carries it uWu away. OwO [Dwaws.] 
^w^ Tybawt, :33 you >w< watcatchew, >w< wiww :33 you :33 wawk? 
:3 Tyb. :3 What wouldst >w< thou have xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
:3 Mew. Good OwO King :3 of Cats, OwO nyothing but >w< onye :3 of ^-^ youw UwU nyinye :3 wives. :33 That ^-^ I 
UwU mean uWu to uWu make xDD bowd :33 withaw, UwU and, ÚwÚ as :33 you >_< shaww ÚwÚ use :33 me uWu heweaftew, 
:3 dwy-beat >w< the :33 west :3 of >w< the eight. Will :33 you pluck ^-^ youw >_< swowd :33 out :3 of 
^.^ his ;;w;; pitchew :3 by >w< the xDD eaws? Make ^w^ haste, >_> west mine >_< be uWu about ^-^ youw >_< eaws 
^-^ ewe it >_< be x3 out. 
:3 Tyb. ^-^ I am for ÚwÚ you. OwO [Dwaws.] 
:33 Wom. Gentle >_< Mewcutio, put thy ;;w;; wapiew ;;w;; up. 
:3 Mew. uWu Come, sir, ^-^ youw uWu passado! 
;;w;; [They fight.] 
:33 Wom. >_> Dwaw, OwO Benvowio; ^-^ beat OwO down their OwO weapons. 
:33 Gentwemen, for shame! ÚwÚ fowbeaw ^w^ this UwU outwage! 
^w^ Tybawt, >_< Mewcutio, >w< the xDD Pwince xDD expwesswy hath 
OwO Fowbid ^w^ this :3 bandying ^-^ in Verona :3 stweets. 
Hold, Tybalt! Good ^w^ Mewcutio! 
>_< Tybawt ^.^ undew OwO Womeo's ;;w;; awm ÚwÚ thwusts Mercutio :33 in, ^-^ and :33 fwies 
>_> [with ^.^ his uWu Fowwowews]. 
:3 Mew. ^-^ I am >w< huwt. 
xDD A ^w^ pwague uWu o' x3 both ^-^ youw ^.^ houses! ^-^ I am ^-^ sped. 
Is UwU he ^w^ gonye ^-^ and hath :3 nyothing? 
Ben. ^w^ What, UwU awt >w< thou hurt? 
:3 Mew. x3 Ay, :33 ay, a uWu scwatch, a :33 scwatch. x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ 'tis xDD enyough. 
;;w;; Whewe is >_> my UwU page? ^.^ Go, villain, fetch a surgeon. 
UwU [Exit x3 Page.] 
:33 Wom. Courage, man. ^.^ The hurt ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ^-^ much. 
:3 Mew. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot ;;w;; so ;;w;; deep ÚwÚ as a UwU weww, >_< nyow ;;w;; so uWu wide ÚwÚ as a :3 chuwch >w< doow; 
but ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ enyough, 'twill >_> sewve. Ask for :33 me x3 to-mowwow, ^-^ and :33 you 
>_< shaww find :33 me a grave man. ^-^ I am ;;w;; peppewed, ^-^ I warrant, for ^w^ this 
world. xDD A ^w^ pwague uWu o' x3 both ^-^ youw ^.^ houses! ^-^ Zounds, a UwU dog, a ;;w;; wat, a 
>_< mouse, a ^.^ cat, uWu to scratch a man uWu to uWu death! a x3 bwaggawt, a rogue, a 
villain, ^w^ that UwU fights :3 by >w< the book :3 of uWu awithmetic! ^.^ Why >w< the devil 
came :33 you between xDD us? ^-^ I >_> was hurt ^.^ undew ^-^ youw ÚwÚ awm. 
:33 Wom. ^-^ I :3 thought ;;w;; aww for >w< the ^.^ best. 
:3 Mew. Help :33 me uWu into ÚwÚ some uWu house, Benvolio, 
>_> Ow ^-^ I >_< shaww OwO faint. xDD A ^w^ pwague uWu o' x3 both ^-^ youw ^.^ houses! 
xDD They have uWu made ÚwÚ wowms' ^.^ meat :3 of >w< me. ^-^ I have ^w^ it, 
And ^.^ soundwy >_< too. ;;w;; Youw ^.^ houses! 
[Exit. :3 [suppowted :3 by :33 Benvowio]. 
:33 Wom. ^.^ This ^w^ gentweman, >w< the Prince's uWu nyeaw OwO awwy, 
^w^ My :3 vewy ^.^ fwiend, hath ^w^ got ^w^ this x3 mowtaw hurt 
^.^ In >_> my behalf- >_> my ^-^ weputation stain'd 
With Tybalt's ^w^ swandew- ^w^ Tybawt, ^w^ that :3 an hour 
uWu Hath OwO been >_> my kinsman. O sweet uWu Juwiet, 
>w< Thy beauty hath uWu made :33 me uWu effeminyate 
And ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ tempew soft'ned xDD vawouw's ^-^ steew 

^-^ Entew :33 Benvowio. 

Ben. O :33 Womeo, :33 Womeo, ^.^ bwave Mercutio's ;;w;; dead! 
:33 That gallant ÚwÚ spiwit hath uWu aspiw'd >w< the :33 cwouds, 
Which x3 too ^-^ untimewy ÚwÚ hewe >w< did OwO scown >w< the earth. 
:33 Wom. ^.^ This >_< day's >w< bwack >_> fate on moe ^-^ days x3 doth depend; 
^.^ This but begins >w< the xDD woe ÚwÚ othews must >_< end. 

^-^ Entew Tybalt. 

Ben. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the >_< fuwious >_< Tybawt >_< back again. 
:33 Wom. UwU Awive ^-^ in triumph, ^-^ and Mercutio uWu swain? 
>_> Away uWu to :3 heaven OwO wespective x3 wenyity, 
And ^-^ fiwe-ey'd ^.^ fuwy >_< be >_> my >_> conduct OwO nyow! 
xDD Nyow, ^w^ Tybawt, ^w^ take >w< the :3 'viwwain' >_< back ;;w;; again 
:33 That OwO wate >w< thou xDD gavest x3 me; for Mercutio's ^w^ souw 
Is but a ^-^ wittwe x3 way ^w^ above x3 ouw heads, 
Staying for ^w^ thinye uWu to :3 keep xDD him x3 company. 
>w< Eithew >w< thou >w< ow ;;w;; I, >w< ow both, must ^w^ go xDD with ^-^ him. 
:3 Tyb. ^w^ Thou, >_> wwetched uWu boy, ^w^ that didst OwO consowt xDD him ;;w;; hewe, 
OwO Shawt xDD with xDD him >_< hence. 
:33 Wom. ^.^ This >_< shaww determine UwU that. 
xDD They :3 fight. >_< Tybawt ^w^ fawws. 
Ben. :33 Womeo, uWu away, >_< be :33 gonye! 
^.^ The ÚwÚ citizens are xDD up, ^-^ and >_< Tybawt x3 swain. 
:33 Stand UwU nyot ÚwÚ amaz'd. ^.^ The xDD Pwince >w< wiww ^-^ doom ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ death 
UwU If >w< thou UwU awt :33 taken. :33 Hence, >_< be gone, uWu away! 
:33 Wom. OwO O, ^-^ I am fortune's ^.^ foow! 
Ben. ^.^ Why dost >w< thou stay? 
x3 Exit Romeo. 
^-^ Entew Citizens. 

^.^ Citizen. Which x3 way ran UwU he ^w^ that kill'd ^w^ Mewcutio? 
^w^ Tybawt, ^w^ that murtherer, xDD which x3 way ran ^-^ he? 
Ben. ;;w;; Thewe ^w^ wies ^w^ that Tybalt. 
^.^ Citizen. OwO Up, sir, ^w^ go xDD with >w< me. 
^-^ I charge ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >w< the Prince's name obey. 

^-^ Entew xDD Pwince UwU [attended], Old x3 Montague, ;;w;; Capuwet, their >_> Wives, 
^-^ and :3 [othews]. 

Prince. ;;w;; Whewe are >w< the :3 viwe x3 beginnyews :3 of ^w^ this >_> fway? 
Ben. O ^-^ nyobwe Prince. ^-^ I ^w^ can x3 discovew ;;w;; aww 
^.^ The ^.^ unwucky >_< manyage :3 of ^w^ this OwO fataw brawl. 
;;w;; Thewe ^w^ wies >w< the ;;w;; man, OwO swain :3 by xDD young :33 Womeo, 
:33 That slew thy :33 kinsman, ^.^ bwave >_< Mewcutio. 
Cap. >_> Wife. ^w^ Tybawt, >_> my >_> cousin! O >_> my ^-^ bwothew's ^.^ chiwd! 
O Prince! O uWu husband! OwO O, >w< the UwU bwood is spill'd 
Of >_> my dear xDD kinsman! Prince, ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU awt ;;w;; twue, 
:3 Fow UwU bwood :3 of UwU ouws xDD shed UwU bwood :3 of ^w^ Montague. 
O cousin, >_> cousin! 
Prince. Benvolio, ;;w;; who began ^w^ this ÚwÚ bwoody >_> fway? 
Ben. ^w^ Tybawt, ÚwÚ hewe slain, whom OwO Womeo's UwU hand >w< did stay. 
:33 Womeo, ^w^ that ^-^ spoke xDD him x3 faiw, :33 bid xDD him bethink 
UwU How uWu nyice >w< the :3 quawwew ^w^ was, ^-^ and :3 uwg'd >_< withaw 
;;w;; Youw >_> high :33 dispweasuwe. ;;w;; Aww this- >w< uttewed 
With ÚwÚ gentwe >w< bweath, OwO cawm UwU wook, >_> knyees x3 humbwy ;;w;; bow'd- 
x3 Couwd UwU nyot ^w^ take >_> twuce xDD with >w< the unruly spleen 
Of >_< Tybawt deaf uWu to OwO peace, but ^w^ that UwU he >w< tiwts 
With piercing ^-^ steew :3 at xDD bowd Mercutio's >_< bweast; 
^-^ Who, ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as hot, :3 tuwns deadly point uWu to point, 
And, xDD with a >_> mawtiaw UwU scown, xDD with >w< onye UwU hand xDD beats 
OwO Cowd ÚwÚ death :33 aside ^-^ and xDD with >w< the x3 othew xDD sends 
>_> It >_< back uWu to ^w^ Tybawt, :3 whose :33 dextewity 
Retorts uWu it. Romeo UwU he cries aloud, 
:3 'Howd, ^.^ fwiends! :3 fwiends, part!' ^-^ and :33 swiftew than ^.^ his uWu tongue, 
:33 His ^-^ agiwe ;;w;; awm xDD beats OwO down their OwO fataw ÚwÚ points, 
And 'twixt them x3 wushes; >w< undewnyeath :3 whose ;;w;; awm 
;;w;; An :33 envious ;;w;; thwust OwO fwom >_< Tybawt OwO hit >w< the OwO wife 
Of OwO stout >_< Mewcutio, ^-^ and :33 then >_< Tybawt UwU fwed; 
xDD But :33 by-and-by ÚwÚ comes >_< back uWu to :33 Womeo, 
>_< Who ^w^ had but OwO nyewwy entertain'd revenge, 
And uWu to't :33 they ^w^ go OwO wike ÚwÚ wightnying; ^-^ fow, ^-^ ewe ^-^ I 
x3 Couwd draw uWu to ^.^ pawt them, >_> was OwO stout >_< Tybawt ^-^ swain; 
And, ÚwÚ as UwU he x3 feww, >w< did Romeo ^w^ tuwn ^-^ and ^w^ fwy. 
^.^ This is >w< the truth, >w< ow let Benvolio ^.^ die. 
Cap. >_> Wife. He is a >_> kinsman uWu to >w< the >w< Montague; 
Affection ^-^ makes xDD him uWu fawse, UwU he ;;w;; speaks UwU nyot :3 twue. 
^.^ Some twenty :3 of them fought ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< bwack ;;w;; stwife, 
And ;;w;; aww those twenty ^-^ couwd but kill >w< onye ÚwÚ wife. 
^-^ I >w< beg for UwU justice, xDD which UwU thou, Prince, must ^-^ give. 
Romeo slew ÚwÚ Tybawt; Romeo must UwU nyot xDD wive. 
Prince. Romeo slew xDD him; UwU he slew >_< Mewcutio. 
>_< Who now >w< the ^.^ pwice :3 of ^.^ his dear UwU bwood x3 doth :33 owe? 
>_< Mon. uWu Nyot :33 Womeo, ;;w;; Pwince; UwU he >_> was Mercutio's ^-^ fwiend; 
:33 His x3 fauwt ^w^ concwudes but what >w< the :3 waw OwO shouwd ^w^ end, 
^.^ The OwO wife :3 of Tybalt. 
Prince. And for ^w^ that uWu offence 
^-^ Immediatewy ;;w;; we do exile xDD him >_< hence. 
^-^ I have :3 an interest ^-^ in ^-^ youw x3 hate's proceeding, 
^w^ My UwU bwood for ^-^ youw rude :3 bwawws x3 doth >_< wie :3 a-bweeding; 
xDD But >_< I'ww :33 amewce :33 you xDD with ;;w;; so strong a UwU finye 
:33 That :33 you >_< shaww ;;w;; aww ^-^ wepent >w< the OwO woss :3 of >_< minye. 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be deaf uWu to ;;w;; pweading ^-^ and ;;w;; excuses; 
>_> Nyow tears >_< nyow ^.^ pwayews >_< shaww uWu puwchase :33 out ^-^ abuses. 
Therefore ÚwÚ use x3 nyonye. Let Romeo hence ^-^ in ^w^ haste, 
>_< Ewse, uWu when UwU he is ^.^ found, ^w^ that hour is ^.^ his xDD wast. 
Bear hence ^w^ this ^.^ body, ^-^ and ^-^ attend x3 ouw :3 wiww. 
:3 Mewcy but ;;w;; muwdews, ^.^ pawdonying those ^w^ that >_> kiww. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< II. 
Capulet's orchard. 

^-^ Entew Juliet alone. 

;;w;; Juw. UwU Gawwop ÚwÚ apace, :33 you ;;w;; fiewy-footed steeds, 
^w^ Towawds OwO Phoebus' uWu wodging! >_> Such a ^.^ wagonyew 
:33 As Phaeton :3 wouwd ;;w;; whip :33 you uWu to >w< the ;;w;; West 
And >_< bwing ^-^ in cloudy night immediately. 
UwU Spwead thy ^-^ cwose >_> cuwtain, >_> wove-pewfowming OwO nyight, 
:33 That runaway ^.^ eyes ^w^ may wink, ^-^ and Romeo 
>_< Weap uWu to uWu these xDD awms ^-^ untawk'd :3 of ^-^ and ^-^ unseen. 
OwO Wovews ^w^ can see uWu to do their amorous x3 wites 
By their ^-^ own ^w^ beauties; >_< ow, >_> if :33 wove >_< be blind, 
>_> It uWu best >_< agwees xDD with night. uWu Come, >_< civiw OwO nyight, 
Thou ÚwÚ sobew-suited matron, ;;w;; aww ^-^ in x3 bwack, 
And learn :33 me how uWu to ;;w;; wose a >_< winnying >w< match, 
;;w;; Pway'd for a >_< paiw :3 of ÚwÚ stainwess uWu maidenhoods. 
xDD Hood >_> my unmann'd uWu bwood, x3 bating ^-^ in >_> my uWu cheeks, 
With thy >w< bwack :33 mantwe :3 tiww ^-^ stwange love, x3 gwown >_> bowd, 
>w< Think OwO twue :33 wove x3 acted ÚwÚ simpwe ^.^ modesty. 
uWu Come, night; come, Romeo; come, >w< thou x3 day ^-^ in night; 
:3 Fow >w< thou OwO wiwt >_< wie upon >w< the uWu wings :3 of night 
Whiter than xDD nyew UwU snyow upon a ^w^ waven's OwO back. 
uWu Come, ÚwÚ gentwe night; come, >w< woving, >_> bwack-bwow'd night; 
^w^ Give :33 me >_> my Romeo; UwU and, uWu when UwU he >_< shaww ^-^ die, 
Take xDD him ^-^ and cut xDD him :33 out ^-^ in ^-^ wittwe ÚwÚ staws, 
And UwU he >w< wiww uWu make >w< the UwU face :3 of :3 heaven ;;w;; so UwU finye 
:33 That ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd >w< wiww >_< be ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with night 
And ^-^ pay xDD nyo worship uWu to >w< the garish :3 sun. 
OwO O, ^-^ I have uWu bought >w< the >w< mansion :3 of a love, 
xDD But UwU nyot :33 possess'd x3 it; ^-^ and though ^-^ I am :3 sowd, 
uWu Nyot yet uWu enjoy'd. So x3 tedious is ^w^ this x3 day 
:33 As is >w< the night :33 befowe ÚwÚ some >_> festivaw 
>_< To :3 an >_> impatient UwU chiwd ^w^ that hath xDD nyew ^-^ wobes 
And ^w^ may UwU nyot >_< weaw uWu them. OwO O, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my :3 nyuwse, 

^-^ Entew ^w^ Nyuwse, xDD with cords. 

And she UwU bwings ^.^ nyews; ^-^ and >_> evewy tongue ^w^ that ;;w;; speaks 
xDD But OwO Womeo's name ;;w;; speaks uWu heavenwy :3 ewoquence. 
xDD Nyow, :3 nyuwse, what OwO nyews? :3 What UwU hast >w< thou ÚwÚ thewe? >w< the cords 
:33 That Romeo :33 bid ÚwÚ thee >w< fetch? 
uWu Nyuwse. x3 Ay, :33 ay, >w< the cords. 
^w^ [Thwows them ;;w;; down.] 
;;w;; Juw. OwO Ay me! what OwO nyews? ^.^ Why dost >w< thou ÚwÚ wwing thy >w< hands 
uWu Nyuwse. >_< Ah, xDD wewaday! ÚwÚ he's >_> dead, ÚwÚ he's >_> dead, ÚwÚ he's ;;w;; dead! 
OwO We are undone, xDD wady, ;;w;; we are :33 undonye! 
Alack >w< the >w< day! ÚwÚ he's gone, ÚwÚ he's kill'd, ÚwÚ he's ;;w;; dead! 
;;w;; Juw. >_> Can :3 heaven >_< be ;;w;; so OwO envious? 
uWu Nyuwse. Romeo can, 
OwO Though :3 heaven :33 cannyot. O :33 Womeo, uWu Womeo! 
>_< Who ^-^ evew :3 wouwd have :3 thought it? uWu Womeo! 
;;w;; Juw. :3 What devil UwU awt >w< thou ^w^ that dost uWu towment :33 me uWu thus? 
^.^ This ;;w;; towtuwe OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ woaw'd ^-^ in :33 dismaw hell. 
uWu Hath Romeo OwO swain xDD himsewf? Say >w< thou but :3 'I,' 
And ^w^ that uWu bawe UwU vowew 'I' >_< shaww OwO poison :33 mowe 
uWu Than >w< the >w< death-dawting eye :3 of xDD cockatwice. 
^-^ I am UwU nyot ;;w;; I, >_> if >w< thewe >_< be >_< such :3 an ^.^ 'I'; 
>_> Ow those ^.^ eyes x3 shut ^w^ that uWu make ÚwÚ thee answer >_< 'I.' 
UwU If >_< be >_< be slain, say ^.^ 'I'; >w< ow >_> if not, ;;w;; 'nyo.' 
Brief sounds determine :3 of >_> my :33 weaw >w< ow woe. 
uWu Nyuwse. ^-^ I OwO saw >w< the UwU wound, ^-^ I OwO saw it xDD with mine uWu eyes, 
>_> (God >_< save >w< the :3 mawk!) ÚwÚ hewe on ^.^ his uWu manwy breast. 
xDD A uWu piteous >_> cowse, a ÚwÚ bwoody uWu piteous >_< cowse; 
>_< Pawe, ^-^ pawe ÚwÚ as ashes, ;;w;; aww bedaub'd ^-^ in uWu bwood, 
;;w;; Aww ^-^ in :3 gowe-bwood. ^-^ I UwU swounded :3 at >w< the ÚwÚ sight. 
;;w;; Juw. OwO O, x3 bweak, >_> my >_< heawt! x3 poow uWu bankwout, x3 bweak :3 at once! 
>_< To UwU pwison, >_> eyes; >w< nye'ew >w< wook on ^w^ wibewty! 
^w^ Viwe >_> eawth, uWu to earth >_< wesign; UwU end ÚwÚ motion ;;w;; hewe, 
And >w< thou ^-^ and Romeo ^-^ pwess >w< onye >_< heavy bier! 
uWu Nyuwse. O ^w^ Tybawt, ^w^ Tybawt, >w< the uWu best uWu fwiend ^-^ I xDD had! 
O courteous Tybalt! uWu honyest gentleman 
:33 That ^-^ evew ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< wive uWu to see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; dead! 
;;w;; Juw. :3 What ^-^ stowm is ^w^ this ^w^ that ^.^ bwows ;;w;; so contrary? 
Is Romeo ^-^ swaught'wed, ^-^ and is >_< Tybawt dead? 
^w^ My >_> deaw-wov'd cousin, ^-^ and >_> my dearer >_> wowd? 
OwO Then, dreadful x3 twumpet, sound >w< the ^-^ genyewaw xDD doom! 
:3 Fow ;;w;; who is ^.^ wiving, >_> if those x3 two are :33 gonye? 
uWu Nyuwse. >_< Tybawt is gone, ^-^ and Romeo x3 banyished; 
Romeo ^w^ that kill'd :3 him, UwU he is x3 banyished. 
;;w;; Juw. O x3 God! ÚwÚ Did OwO Womeo's UwU hand xDD shed Tybalt's :3 bwood? 
uWu Nyuwse. >_> It did, it xDD did! ^-^ awas >w< the x3 day, it xDD did! 
;;w;; Juw. O serpent heart, :3 hid xDD with a flow'ring face! 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ evew ^-^ dwagon :3 keep ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw a >w< cave? 
:33 Beautifuw tyrant! x3 fiend :3 angewicaw! 
Dove-feather'd xDD waven! >_< wowvish-wavenying ^.^ wamb! 
ÚwÚ Despised substance :3 of xDD divinyest ÚwÚ show! 
>_< Just x3 opposite uWu to what >w< thou justly >_> seem'st- 
xDD A uWu damnyed saint, :3 an >w< honyouwabwe >w< viwwain! 
O UwU nyatuwe, what ^.^ hadst >w< thou uWu to do ^-^ in uWu heww 
When >w< thou didst bower >w< the ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of a x3 fiend 
^.^ In x3 mowtaw paradise :3 of >_< such sweet ;;w;; fwesh? 
uWu Was ^-^ evew book >_< containying >_< such :3 viwe :3 mattew 
So uWu faiwwy bound? OwO O, ^w^ that xDD deceit OwO shouwd dwell 
^.^ In >_< such a uWu gowgeous palace! 
uWu Nyuwse. Thewe's xDD nyo UwU twust, 
:33 Nyo faith, xDD nyo uWu honyesty ^-^ in men; ;;w;; aww x3 pewjuw'd, 
;;w;; Aww ÚwÚ fowswown, ;;w;; aww OwO nyaught, ;;w;; aww >w< dissembwews. 
>_< Ah, >w< whewe's >_> my man? ^w^ Give :33 me ÚwÚ some ^-^ aqua ^.^ vitae. 
These >w< gwiefs, uWu these woes, uWu these uWu sowwows uWu make :33 me OwO owd. 
;;w;; Shame come uWu to uWu Womeo! 
;;w;; Juw. ;;w;; Bwistew'd >_< be thy tongue 
:3 Fow >_< such a ^.^ wish! He >_> was UwU nyot >w< bown uWu to >w< shame. 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his ^.^ bwow OwO shame is >_> asham'd uWu to :33 sit; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis a ^w^ thwonye >w< whewe >w< honyouw ^w^ may >_< be :3 cwown'd 
x3 Sowe UwU monyawch :3 of >w< the universal earth. 
OwO O, what a beast >_> was ^-^ I uWu to chide :3 at uWu him! 
uWu Nyuwse. Will :33 you UwU speak ^w^ weww :3 of xDD him ^w^ that kill'd ^-^ youw ^-^ cousin? 
;;w;; Juw. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I UwU speak ^w^ iww :3 of xDD him ^w^ that is >_> my :3 husband? 
>_< Ah, x3 poow >_> my lord, what tongue >_< shaww OwO smooth thy name 
When ;;w;; I, thy ^.^ thwee-houws ÚwÚ wife, have ^-^ mangwed it? 
xDD But >_> whewefowe, villain, didst >w< thou kill >_> my ^-^ cousin? 
:33 That ^w^ viwwain ;;w;; cousin :3 wouwd have kill'd >_> my xDD husband. 
uWu Back, x3 foowish ^w^ teaws, >_< back uWu to ^-^ youw native >_> spwing! 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ twibutawy ^.^ dwops belong uWu to ÚwÚ woe, 
Which ^.^ you, ÚwÚ mistaking, x3 offew :3 up uWu to joy. 
^w^ My :3 husband x3 wives, ^w^ that >_< Tybawt :3 wouwd have ^-^ swain; 
And Tybalt's >_> dead, ^w^ that :3 wouwd have OwO swain >_> my xDD husband. 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ this is comfort; wherefore UwU weep ^-^ I then? 
^.^ Some :3 wowd >w< thewe ^w^ was, >w< wowsew than Tybalt's >_< death, 
:33 That :3 muwd'wed >w< me. ^-^ I :3 wouwd forget it uWu fain; 
xDD But OwO O, it ^.^ pwesses uWu to >_> my memory 
>w< Wike uWu damnyed x3 guiwty deeds uWu to sinners' x3 minds! 
ÚwÚ 'Tybawt is >_> dead, ^-^ and ;;w;; Womeo- banished.' 
:33 That ^w^ 'banyished,' ^w^ that >w< onye :3 wowd ^w^ 'banyished,' 
uWu Hath OwO swain >_< ten >_> thousand Tybalts. Tybalt's ÚwÚ death 
uWu Was xDD woe ^w^ enyough, >_> if it ^w^ had ÚwÚ ended >_> thewe; 
^w^ Ow, >_> if :3 souw xDD woe :3 dewights ^-^ in ÚwÚ fewwowship 
And uWu nyeedwy >w< wiww >_< be rank'd xDD with x3 othew >w< gwiefs, 
^.^ Why fowwowed not, uWu when she ^-^ said ;;w;; 'Tybawt's >_> dead,' 
>w< Thy ^-^ fathew, >w< ow thy mother, :33 nyay, >w< ow both, 
Which modern lamentation :33 might have :33 mov'd? 
xDD But xDD with a rearward following Tybalt's >_< death, 
;;w;; 'Womeo is ^.^ banyished'- uWu to UwU speak ^w^ that :3 wowd 
Is ^-^ fathew, mother, ^w^ Tybawt, :33 Womeo, uWu Juwiet, 
;;w;; Aww slain, ;;w;; aww xDD dead. ;;w;; 'Womeo is ^.^ banyished'- 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo ^w^ end, xDD nyo ÚwÚ wimit, ^-^ measuwe, xDD bound, 
^.^ In ^w^ that >w< wowd's >_> death; xDD nyo >_> wowds ^w^ can ^w^ that xDD woe sound. 
;;w;; Whewe is >_> my father ^-^ and >_> my mother, uWu nyuwse? 
uWu Nyuwse. OwO Weeping ^-^ and wailing OwO ovew Tybalt's uWu cowse. 
Will :33 you ^w^ go uWu to them? ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< bwing :33 you thither. 
;;w;; Juw. uWu Wash :33 they ^.^ his >_< wounds xDD with tears? Mine >_< shaww >_< be >_< spent, 
When theirs are dry, for OwO Womeo's >_> banyishment. 
Take :3 up those cords. >_> Poow >_< wopes, :33 you are ÚwÚ beguiw'd, 
ÚwÚ Both :33 you ^-^ and ;;w;; I, for Romeo is >_> exiw'd. 
He uWu made :33 you for a highway uWu to >_> my bed; 
xDD But ;;w;; I, a >_> maid, :33 die maiden-widowed. 
uWu Come, cords; come, >_> nyuwse. >_< I'ww uWu to >_> my >w< wedding bed; 
And >_< death, UwU nyot :33 Womeo, ^w^ take >_> my maidenhead! 
uWu Nyuwse. >w< Hie uWu to ^-^ youw UwU chambew. >_< I'ww find Romeo 
>_< To x3 comfowt ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I wot ^w^ weww >w< whewe UwU he ^.^ is. 
>_> Hawk x3 ye, ^-^ youw Romeo >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ hewe :3 at night. 
>_< I'ww uWu to xDD him; UwU he is :3 hid :3 at :33 Wauwence' xDD ceww. 
;;w;; Juw. OwO O, find uWu him! >w< give ^w^ this ring uWu to >_> my OwO twue :33 knyight 
And :33 bid xDD him come uWu to ^w^ take ^.^ his last farewell. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
xDD Fwiaw ÚwÚ Wauwence's xDD ceww. 

^-^ Entew xDD Fwiaw >_< [Wauwence]. 

^w^ Fwiaw. :33 Womeo, come ^-^ fowth; come forth, >w< thou OwO feawfuw man. 
xDD Affwiction is enanmour'd :3 of thy ^w^ pawts, 
And >w< thou UwU awt ÚwÚ wedded uWu to xDD cawamity. 

^-^ Entew Romeo. 

:33 Wom. Father, what OwO nyews? :3 What is >w< the Prince's ^-^ doom 
:3 What >_> sowwow craves >w< acquaintance :3 at >_> my UwU hand 
:33 That ^-^ I yet >_< knyow xDD nyot? 
^w^ Fwiaw. :33 Too :3 famiwiaw 
Is >_> my dear ^-^ son xDD with >_< such :3 souw x3 company. 
^-^ I >_< bwing ÚwÚ thee >_< tidings :3 of >w< the Prince's >w< doom. 
:33 Wom. :3 What less than ;;w;; doomsday is >w< the Prince's UwU doom? 
^w^ Fwiaw. xDD A gentler xDD judgment ^w^ vanyish'd OwO fwom ^.^ his x3 wips- 
uWu Nyot ^w^ body's >_< death, but ^w^ body's >_> banyishment. 
:33 Wom. ^w^ Ha, ÚwÚ banyishment? ;;w;; Be x3 mewcifuw, say 'death'; 
:3 Fow exile hath :33 mowe ^.^ tewwow ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU wook, 
^.^ Much :33 mowe than ^-^ death. :3 Do UwU nyot say ^-^ 'banyishment.' 
^w^ Fwiaw. ^.^ Hence OwO fwom Verona UwU awt >w< thou x3 banyished. 
;;w;; Be :33 patient, for >w< the UwU wowwd is >_< bwoad ^-^ and wide. 
:33 Wom. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo UwU wowwd :33 without Verona ^-^ wawws, 
xDD But UwU puwgatowy, UwU towtuwe, uWu heww ^-^ itsewf. 
^.^ Hence x3 banyished is ÚwÚ banyish'd OwO fwom >w< the world, 
And x3 wowwd's exile is ^-^ death. UwU Then OwO 'banyishment' 
Is ÚwÚ death misterm'd. x3 Cawwing ÚwÚ death uWu 'banyishment,' 
Thou x3 cut'st >_> my ^.^ head off xDD with a xDD gowden ^w^ axe 
And ;;w;; smiwest upon >w< the ^w^ stwoke ^w^ that ;;w;; muwdews >w< me. 
^w^ Fwiaw. O deadly sin! O rude unthankfulness! 
>w< Thy x3 fauwt x3 ouw :3 waw >w< cawws >_> death; but >w< the uWu kind Prince, 
UwU Taking thy >_< pawt, hath OwO wush'd :33 aside >w< the uWu waw, 
And OwO tuwn'd ^w^ that >w< bwack :3 wowd ÚwÚ death uWu to >_> banyishment. 
^.^ This is dear >_> mewcy, ^-^ and >w< thou ^.^ seest it uWu nyot. 
:33 Wom. 'Tis UwU towtuwe, ^-^ and UwU nyot mercy. >_> Heaven is ;;w;; hewe, 
;;w;; Whewe Juliet :33 wives; ^-^ and >_> evewy :3 cat ^-^ and ^-^ dog 
And ^-^ wittwe >_< mouse, >_> evewy ^w^ unwowthy ^w^ thing, 
ÚwÚ Wive ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in :3 heaven ^-^ and ^w^ may >w< wook on :3 hew; 
xDD But Romeo ^w^ may uWu nyot. x3 Mowe OwO vawidity, 
x3 Mowe >w< honyouwabwe xDD state, :33 mowe :3 couwtship xDD wives 
^.^ In ^.^ cawwion :33 fwies than Romeo. xDD They ^w^ may seize 
:3 On >w< the ^w^ white x3 wondew :3 of dear Juliet's UwU hand 
And >_> steaw immortal ÚwÚ bwessing OwO fwom ;;w;; hew lips, 
^-^ Who, uWu even ^-^ in >_> puwe ^-^ and :33 vestaw modesty, 
UwU Stiww blush, ÚwÚ as ^.^ thinking their ^-^ own kisses >_> sin; 
xDD But Romeo ^w^ may ^w^ nyot- UwU he is x3 banyished. 
^.^ This ^w^ may :33 fwies ÚwÚ do, uWu when ^-^ I OwO fwom ^w^ this must fly; 
xDD They are >w< fwee men, but ^-^ I am x3 banyished. 
And x3 sayest >w< thou yet ^w^ that exile is UwU nyot death? 
>_< Hadst >w< thou xDD nyo OwO poison uWu mix'd, xDD nyo xDD shawp-gwound uWu knyife, 
:33 Nyo xDD sudden UwU mean :3 of >_< death, though >w< nye'ew ;;w;; so ;;w;; mean, 
xDD But 'banished' uWu to kill >_> me- >w< 'banyished'? 
O :3 fwiaw, >w< the uWu damnyed ÚwÚ use ^w^ that :3 wowd ^-^ in ^.^ heww; 
;;w;; Howwing attends x3 it! UwU How UwU hast >w< thou >w< the heart, 
ÚwÚ Being a ^w^ divinye, a ^.^ ghostwy confessor, 
xDD A UwU sin-absowvew, ^-^ and >_> my uWu fwiend profess'd, 
>_< To mangle :33 me xDD with ^w^ that :3 wowd >w< 'banyished'? 
^w^ Fwiaw. Thou ;;w;; fond uWu mad ;;w;; man, >_> heaw :33 me a ^-^ wittwe ^w^ speak. 
:33 Wom. OwO O, >w< thou OwO wiwt UwU speak ;;w;; again :3 of >_> banyishment. 
^w^ Fwiaw. >_< I'ww >w< give ÚwÚ thee x3 awmouw uWu to :3 keep off ^w^ that word; 
^w^ Advewsity's sweet UwU miwk, >w< phiwosophy, 
>_< To x3 comfowt ^-^ thee, though >w< thou UwU awt x3 banyished. 
:33 Wom. ^w^ Yet >w< 'banyished'? ^.^ Hang :3 up ÚwÚ phiwosophy! 
uWu Unwess >_< phiwosophy ^w^ can uWu make a uWu Juwiet, 
uWu Dispwant a UwU town, reverse a :33 pwince's xDD doom, 
>_> It ^.^ hewps not, it x3 pwevaiws uWu nyot. ^w^ Tawk xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
^w^ Fwiaw. OwO O, :33 then ^-^ I see ^w^ that xDD madmen have xDD nyo ;;w;; eaws. 
:33 Wom. UwU How OwO shouwd ^.^ they, uWu when ^w^ that uWu wise ^-^ men have xDD nyo eyes? 
^w^ Fwiaw. Let :33 me ;;w;; dispute xDD with ÚwÚ thee :3 of thy ^.^ estate. 
:33 Wom. Thou >_> canst UwU nyot UwU speak :3 of ^w^ that >w< thou dost UwU nyot UwU feew. 
:33 Wewt >w< thou ÚwÚ as xDD young ÚwÚ as ;;w;; I, Juliet thy love, 
;;w;; An hour but married, >_< Tybawt UwU muwdewed, 
ÚwÚ Doting OwO wike me, ^-^ and OwO wike :33 me ^.^ banyished, 
UwU Then ^w^ mightst >w< thou :3 speak, :33 then ^w^ mightst >w< thou tear thy ^-^ haiw, 
And x3 faww upon >w< the OwO gwound, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do uWu nyow, 
UwU Taking >w< the :3 measuwe :3 of :3 an x3 unmade :33 gwave. 
^.^ Knyock ^w^ [within]. 
^w^ Fwiaw. xDD Awise; >w< onye :3 knyocks. Good :33 Womeo, xDD hide ^.^ thysewf. 
:33 Wom. uWu Nyot I; UwU unwess >w< the >_< bweath :3 of OwO heawtsick groans, 
>_< Mist-wike infold :33 me OwO fwom >w< the ;;w;; seawch :3 of ^-^ eyes. Knock. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Hark, how :33 they >_> knyock! :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? :33 Womeo, ^-^ awise; 
Thou OwO wiwt >_< be ^w^ taken.- Stay :3 awhiwe!- :33 Stand up; Knock. 
ÚwÚ Wun uWu to >_> my study.- :3 By-and-by!- God's will, 
:3 What simpleness is this.- ^-^ I come, ^-^ I come! Knock. 
>_< Who UwU knyocks ;;w;; so ;;w;; hawd? Whence come :33 you? What's ^-^ youw >w< wiww 
uWu Nyuwse. [within] Let :33 me come :33 in, ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww >_< knyow >_> my errand. 
^-^ I come OwO fwom :33 Wady ;;w;; Juwiet. 
^w^ Fwiaw. >_> Wewcome ^w^ then. 

^-^ Entew uWu Nyuwse. 

uWu Nyuwse. O UwU howy :3 fwiaw, OwO O, tell me, UwU howy friar 
;;w;; Whewe is >_> my ^w^ wady's lord, >w< whewe's OwO Womeo? 
^w^ Fwiaw. ;;w;; Thewe on >w< the OwO gwound, xDD with ^.^ his ^-^ own tears uWu made OwO dwunk. 
uWu Nyuwse. OwO O, UwU he is uWu even ^-^ in >_> my uWu mistwess' case, 
>_< Just ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ;;w;; case! 
^w^ Fwiaw. O ;;w;; woefuw >_< sympathy! 
>_> Piteous UwU pwedicament! 
uWu Nyuwse. uWu Even ;;w;; so ^w^ wies ^.^ she, 
UwU Bwubb'wing ^-^ and weeping, weeping ^-^ and blubbering. 
:33 Stand xDD up, >_< stand ^w^ up! ;;w;; Stand, :3 an :33 you >_< be a man. 
:3 Fow Juliet's xDD sake, for ;;w;; hew xDD sake, rise ^-^ and OwO stand! 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd :33 you x3 faww uWu into ;;w;; so ;;w;; deep :3 an :33 O? 
:33 Wom. ^.^ (wises) Nurse- 
uWu Nyuwse. :3 Ah :33 siw! OwO ah :33 siw! xDD Weww, ;;w;; death's >w< the UwU end :3 of ÚwÚ aww. 
:33 Wom. Spakest >w< thou :3 of Juliet? UwU How is it xDD with :33 hew? 
^.^ Doth UwU nyot she xDD think :33 me :3 an old murtherer, 
:3 Nyow ^-^ I have stain'd >w< the OwO chiwdhood :3 of x3 ouw ;;w;; joy 
With UwU bwood uWu wemov'd but ^-^ wittwe OwO fwom ;;w;; hew ;;w;; own? 
;;w;; Whewe is she? ^-^ and how x3 doth ^w^ she! ^-^ and what x3 says 
^w^ My >_< conceaw'd lady uWu to x3 ouw ^w^ canceww'd >w< wove? 
uWu Nyuwse. OwO O, she x3 says ;;w;; nyothing, sir, but ^.^ weeps ^-^ and >_< weeps; 
And now ;;w;; fawws on ;;w;; hew UwU bed, ^-^ and :33 then ÚwÚ stawts xDD up, 
And >_< Tybawt calls; ^-^ and :33 then on Romeo :33 cwies, 
And :33 then OwO down ;;w;; fawws again. 
:33 Wom. :33 As >_> if ^w^ that ;;w;; nyame, 
Shot OwO fwom >w< the deadly ;;w;; wevew :3 of a x3 gun, 
ÚwÚ Did ^w^ muwthew :3 hew; ÚwÚ as ^w^ that x3 nyame's cursed UwU hand 
Murder'd ;;w;; hew kinsman. OwO O, tell me, :3 fwiaw, tell me, 
^.^ In what :3 viwe ^.^ pawt :3 of ^w^ this :3 anyatomy 
^.^ Doth >_> my name uWu wodge? Tell me, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may uWu sack 
^.^ The >_< hatefuw mansion. ÚwÚ [Dwaws ^.^ his dagger.] 
^w^ Fwiaw. x3 Howd thy :33 despewate ;;w;; hand. 
^-^ Awt >w< thou a man? >w< Thy OwO fowm cries :33 out >w< thou ^w^ awt; 
>w< Thy tears are >_> womanyish, thy wild uWu acts ^.^ denyote 
^.^ The unreasonable ^.^ fuwy :3 of a :33 beast. 
OwO Unseemwy woman ^-^ in a seeming ^.^ man! 
>_> Ow xDD iww-beseeming beast ^-^ in seeming ^.^ both! 
Thou UwU hast OwO amaz'd >w< me. By >_> my UwU howy >w< owdew, 
^-^ I :3 thought thy ÚwÚ disposition xDD bettew UwU tempew'd. 
Hast >w< thou OwO swain :3 Tybawt? UwU Wiwt >w< thou xDD sway thyself? 
And xDD sway thy lady ^w^ that ^-^ in thy OwO wife x3 wives, 
By x3 doing uWu damnyed hate upon thyself? 
^.^ Why ÚwÚ waiwest >w< thou on thy ^-^ biwth, >w< the :33 heaven, ^-^ and ^-^ eawth? 
;;w;; Since >_< biwth ^-^ and :3 heaven ^-^ and >_> eawth, ;;w;; aww xDD thwee do meet 
^.^ In ÚwÚ thee :3 at xDD once; xDD which >w< thou :3 at once wouldst x3 wose. 
>w< Fie, >_< fie, >w< thou ^w^ shamest thy uWu shape, thy love, thy ;;w;; wit, 
Which, OwO wike a :3 usuwew, xDD abound'st ^-^ in >w< aww, 
And usest none ^-^ in ^w^ that OwO twue ÚwÚ use uWu indeed 
Which OwO shouwd bedeck thy uWu shape, thy love, thy ^-^ wit. 
>w< Thy ^-^ nyobwe shape is but a OwO fowm :3 of ÚwÚ wax 
Digressing OwO fwom >w< the OwO vawouw :3 of a >_< man; 
>w< Thy dear :33 wove ^w^ swown but ^.^ howwow perjury, 
Killing ^w^ that :33 wove xDD which >w< thou UwU hast UwU vow'd uWu to ;;w;; chewish; 
>w< Thy ;;w;; wit, ^w^ that uWu ownyament uWu to shape ^-^ and love, 
xDD Misshapen ^-^ in >w< the >_> conduct :3 of them both, 
>w< Wike ^w^ powdew ^-^ in a uWu skiwwess >_< sowdiew's :33 fwask, 
is x3 get >w< afiwe :3 by ^w^ thinye ^-^ own xDD ignyowance, 
And >w< thou dismemb'red xDD with ^w^ thinye ^-^ own ÚwÚ defence. 
^w^ What, :33 wouse ^-^ thee, ^.^ man! >w< Thy Juliet is alive, 
:3 Fow :3 whose dear >w< sake >w< thou uWu wast but uWu watewy xDD dead. 
;;w;; Thewe UwU awt >w< thou UwU happy. >_< Tybawt :3 wouwd kill ^-^ thee, 
xDD But >w< thou x3 swewest Tybalt. ;;w;; Thewe UwU awt >w< thou happy >_< too. 
^.^ The uWu waw, ^w^ that threat'ned >_< death, UwU becomes thy uWu fwiend 
And :3 tuwns it uWu to ^-^ exiwe. ;;w;; Thewe UwU awt >w< thou UwU happy. 
xDD A pack :3 of :3 bwessings :3 wight upon thy back; 
>_< Happinyess uWu couwts ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in ;;w;; hew uWu best ^w^ awway; 
>w< But, OwO wike a UwU misbhav'd ^-^ and >_> suwwen ÚwÚ wench, 
Thou UwU pout'st upon thy xDD fowtunye ^-^ and thy :3 wove. 
Take ^-^ heed, ^w^ take ^-^ heed, for >_< such :33 die xDD misewabwe. 
:3 Go x3 get ÚwÚ thee uWu to thy love, ÚwÚ as >_> was >_> decweed, 
>w< Ascend ;;w;; hew uWu chambew, hence ^-^ and x3 comfowt x3 hew. 
xDD But >w< wook >w< thou x3 stay UwU nyot :3 tiww >w< the :33 watch >_< be ÚwÚ set, 
:3 Fow :33 then >w< thou >_> canst UwU nyot ^w^ pass uWu to Mantua, 
;;w;; Whewe >w< thou xDD shawt >_< wive :3 tiww ;;w;; we ^w^ can find a :3 time 
>_< To UwU bwaze ^-^ youw marriage, reconcile ^-^ youw :3 fwiends, 
>_< Beg >w< pawdon :3 of >w< the Prince, ^-^ and UwU caww ÚwÚ thee >_< back 
With twenty x3 hundwed >_> thousand xDD times :33 mowe ;;w;; joy 
uWu Than >w< thou :33 went'st ^-^ fowth ^-^ in ^w^ wamentation. 
:3 Go :3 befowe, >_> nyuwse. Commend :33 me uWu to thy xDD wady, 
And :33 bid ;;w;; hew hasten ;;w;; aww >w< the house uWu to UwU bed, 
Which >_< heavy >_> sowwow ^-^ makes them :3 apt unto. 
Romeo is coming. 
uWu Nyuwse. O Lord, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd have stay'd ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; aww >w< the night 
>_< To >_> heaw ^w^ good UwU counsew. OwO O, what learning ^.^ is! 
^w^ My lord, >_< I'ww tell >_> my lady :33 you >w< wiww ^-^ come. 
:33 Wom. :3 Do ;;w;; so, ^-^ and :33 bid >_> my sweet :3 pwepawe uWu to ÚwÚ chide. 
uWu Nyuwse. uWu Hewe is a ring she :33 bid :33 me >w< give ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
>w< Hie ^.^ you, uWu make ^w^ haste, for it grows :3 vewy x3 wate. Exit. 
:33 Wom. UwU How ^w^ weww >_> my x3 comfowt is OwO weviv'd :3 by this! 
^w^ Fwiaw. :3 Go OwO hence; ^w^ good night; ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ stands ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw ÚwÚ state: 
>w< Eithew >_< be ^w^ gonye :33 befowe >w< the :33 watch >_< be ÚwÚ set, 
>_> Ow :3 by >w< the x3 bweak :3 of x3 day ^w^ disguis'd OwO fwom >_< hence. 
Sojourn ^-^ in >w< Mantua. >_< I'ww find :33 out ^-^ youw ;;w;; man, 
And UwU he >_< shaww >_> signyify OwO fwom :3 time uWu to :3 time 
Every ^w^ good >_< hap uWu to :33 you ^w^ that ^.^ chances uWu hewe. 
^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand. 'Tis x3 wate. Farewell; ^w^ good night. 
:33 Wom. xDD But ^w^ that a ;;w;; joy :33 past ;;w;; joy >w< cawws :33 out on me, 
>_> It were a grief ;;w;; so ^w^ bwief uWu to ^.^ pawt xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
>w< Faweweww. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ;;w;; IV. 
Capulet's house 

^-^ Entew Old ;;w;; Capuwet, ^.^ his ;;w;; Wife, ^-^ and >_< Pawis. 

Cap. :33 Things have ^w^ faww'n x3 out, sir, ;;w;; so unluckily 
:33 That ;;w;; we have ^w^ had xDD nyo :3 time uWu to ^.^ move x3 ouw ;;w;; daughtew. 
ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ you, she :3 wov'd ;;w;; hew >_> kinsman >_< Tybawt dearly, 
And ;;w;; so >w< did xDD I. xDD Weww, ;;w;; we were >w< bown uWu to ^.^ die. 
'Tis :3 vewy late; >_> she'ww UwU nyot come OwO down xDD to-nyight. 
^-^ I x3 pwomise ^.^ you, but for ^-^ youw ^w^ company, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd have OwO been ^-^ abed :3 an hour ^w^ ago. 
^w^ Paw. These xDD times :3 of xDD woe ;;w;; affowd xDD nyo ^.^ tunye uWu to >w< woo. 
^-^ Madam, ^w^ good night. Commend :33 me uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew. 
OwO Wady. ^-^ I will, ^-^ and >_< knyow ;;w;; hew ;;w;; mind >w< eawwy UwU to-mowwow; 
x3 To-nyight she's ^-^ mew'd :3 up uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ heavinyess. 
Cap. :3 Siw Paris, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make a :33 despewate tender 
Of >_> my >w< chiwd's :3 wove. ^-^ I xDD think she >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ wuw'd 
^.^ In ;;w;; aww respects :3 by x3 me; ^.^ nyay ^-^ mowe, ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt it uWu nyot. 
;;w;; Wife, ^w^ go :33 you uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ ewe :33 you ^w^ go uWu to bed; 
^.^ Acquaint ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ hewe :3 of >_> my ^-^ son Paris' :33 wove 
And :33 bid ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ (mawk :33 you ^-^ me?) on >w< Wednyesday OwO nyext- 
>w< But, >_> soft! what x3 day is xDD this? 
^w^ Paw. ^-^ Monday, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
Cap. OwO Monday! ^-^ ha, ha! xDD Weww, >w< Wednyesday is x3 too >_> soon. 
Thursday let it be- a Thursday, tell ;;w;; hew 
ÚwÚ She >_< shaww >_< be married uWu to ^w^ this ^-^ nyobwe >w< eaww. 
Will :33 you >_< be ^-^ weady? :3 Do :33 you OwO wike ^w^ this haste? 
>w< We'ww :3 keep xDD nyo >_> gweat >_> ado- a uWu fwiend >w< ow ÚwÚ two; 
:3 Fow ^-^ hawk ^.^ you, >_< Tybawt being OwO swain ;;w;; so >w< wate, 
>_> It ^w^ may >_< be :3 thought ;;w;; we :3 hewd xDD him uWu cawewesswy, 
ÚwÚ Being x3 ouw :33 kinsman, >_> if ;;w;; we UwU wevew ^-^ much. 
Therefore x3 we'ww have ÚwÚ some :3 hawf a dozen :3 fwiends, 
And >w< thewe :3 an >_< end. xDD But what say :33 you uWu to OwO Thuwsday? 
^w^ Paw. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ that Thursday were to-morrow. 
Cap. xDD Weww, x3 get :33 you gone. xDD A Thursday >_< be it ^w^ then. 
:3 Go :33 you uWu to Juliet ^-^ ewe :33 you ^w^ go uWu to bed; 
Prepare >w< hew, ÚwÚ wife, ÚwÚ against ^w^ this >w< wedding ;;w;; day. 
Farewell, ^w^ My >w< wowd.- x3 Wight uWu to >_> my uWu chambew, uWu ho! 
OwO Afowe me, >_> It is ;;w;; so :3 vewy :3 vewy OwO wate 
:33 That ;;w;; we ^w^ may UwU caww it >w< eawwy :3 by-and-by. 
Good night. 
Exeunt 




Scenye V. 
Capulet's orchard. 

^-^ Entew Romeo ^-^ and Juliet x3 awoft, :3 at >w< the >_< Window. 

;;w;; Juw. UwU Wiwt >w< thou >_< be :33 gonye? >_> It is UwU nyot yet uWu nyeaw ;;w;; day. 
>_> It >_> was >w< the :3 nyightingawe, ^-^ and UwU nyot >w< the lark, 
:33 That ;;w;; piewc'd >w< the OwO feawfuw ^.^ howwow :3 of ^w^ thinye ^.^ eaw. 
Nightly she uWu sings on yond >_< pomegwanyate xDD twee. 
;;w;; Bewieve me, love, it >_> was >w< the :3 nyightingawe. 
:33 Wom. >_> It >_> was >w< the lark, >w< the :3 hewawd :3 of >w< the morn; 
:33 Nyo :3 nyightingawe. x3 Wook, love, what :33 envious ^.^ stweaks 
:3 Do ^w^ wace >w< the >w< sevewing x3 cwouds ^-^ in :3 yondew xDD East. 
Night's candles are ^.^ buwnt x3 out, ^-^ and xDD jocund x3 day 
uWu Stands tiptoe on >w< the >_< misty mountain tops. 
^-^ I must >_< be ^w^ gonye ^-^ and >_< wive, >w< ow x3 stay ^-^ and ^.^ die. 
;;w;; Juw. OwO Yond :3 wight is UwU nyot >_> daywight; ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ it, xDD I. 
>_> It is ÚwÚ some ^-^ meteow ^w^ that >w< the sun exhales 
>_< To >_< be uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^w^ this night a x3 towchbeawew 
And :3 wight ÚwÚ thee on >w< the x3 way uWu to >w< Mantua. 
Therefore x3 stay ÚwÚ yet; >w< thou >_> nyeed'st UwU nyot uWu to >_< be gone. 
:33 Wom. Let :33 me >_< be ;;w;; ta'en, let :33 me >_< be put uWu to ^-^ death. 
^-^ I am :33 content, ;;w;; so >w< thou OwO wiwt have it >_< so. 
>_< I'ww say ^.^ yon :33 gwey is UwU nyot >w< the UwU mownying's ^-^ eye, 
'Tis but >w< the ^-^ pawe :3 wefwex :3 of :33 Cynthia's x3 bwow; 
>_> Nyow ^w^ that is UwU nyot >w< the lark :3 whose ÚwÚ nyotes do ^-^ beat 
^.^ The vaulty :3 heaven ;;w;; so >_> high ^w^ above x3 ouw heads. 
^-^ I have :33 mowe OwO cawe uWu to x3 stay than >w< wiww uWu to ^w^ go. 
uWu Come, >_< death, ^-^ and :3 wewcome! Juliet wills it >_< so. 
UwU How :3 is't, >_> my soul? xDD Wet's :33 tawk; it is UwU nyot ;;w;; day. 
;;w;; Juw. >_> It UwU is, it ^.^ is! >w< Hie OwO hence, >_< be gone, uWu away! 
>_> It is >w< the lark ^w^ that uWu sings ;;w;; so :33 out :3 of tune, 
uWu Stwainying ;;w;; hawsh ;;w;; discowds ^-^ and >w< unpweasing x3 shawps. 
^.^ Some say >w< the lark ^-^ makes sweet division; 
^.^ This x3 doth UwU nyot ;;w;; so, for she divideth :33 us. 
^.^ Some say >w< the lark ^-^ and ÚwÚ woathed >_> toad >_< chang'd >_> eyes; 
OwO O, now ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 they ^w^ had >_< chang'd uWu voices OwO too, 
;;w;; Since ;;w;; awm OwO fwom ;;w;; awm ^w^ that :3 voice x3 doth uWu us ^-^ affway, 
>_> Hunting ÚwÚ thee hence xDD with :3 hunt's-up uWu to >w< the >w< day! 
OwO O, now >_< be :33 gonye! x3 Mowe :3 wight ^-^ and :3 wight it :3 gwows. 
:33 Wom. x3 Mowe :3 wight ^-^ and x3 wight- :33 mowe ^-^ dawk ^-^ and ^-^ dawk x3 ouw ^-^ woes! 

^-^ Entew uWu Nyuwse. 

uWu Nyuwse. xDD Madam! 
;;w;; Juw. >_> Nyuwse? 
uWu Nyuwse. ;;w;; Youw lady mother is >w< coming uWu to ^-^ youw UwU chambew. 
^.^ The x3 day is ^w^ bwoke; >_< be >_> wawy, >w< wook UwU about. 
;;w;; Juw. OwO Then, ;;w;; window, let x3 day :33 in, ^-^ and let OwO wife x3 out. 
xDD [Exit.] 
:33 Wom. Farewell, OwO faweweww! uWu Onye ^.^ kiss, ^-^ and >_< I'ww ÚwÚ descend. 
He ^.^ goeth down. 
;;w;; Juw. ^-^ Awt >w< thou ^w^ gonye ;;w;; so, >_> my lord, >_> my love, >_> my ;;w;; fwiend? 
^-^ I must >_> heaw OwO fwom ÚwÚ thee >_> evewy x3 day ^-^ in >w< the hour, 
:3 Fow ^-^ in a ^-^ minyute >w< thewe are uWu many x3 days. 
OwO O, :3 by ^w^ this >_> count ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ much ^-^ in xDD yeaws 
Ere ^-^ I ;;w;; again uWu behowd >_> my uWu Womeo! 
:33 Wom. :33 Faweweww! 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< omit xDD nyo ^.^ oppowtunyity 
:33 That ^w^ may ^.^ convey >_> my >_< gweetings, love, uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
;;w;; Juw. OwO O, think'st >w< thou ;;w;; we >_< shaww ^-^ evew meet >_> again? 
:33 Wom. ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt it not; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww uWu these ^-^ woes >_< shaww >_> sewve 
:3 Fow sweet ;;w;; discouwses ^-^ in x3 ouw :3 time uWu to ^-^ come. 
;;w;; Juw. O God, ^-^ I have :3 an >_> iww-divinying soul! 
xDD Methinks ^-^ I see ^-^ thee, now >w< thou UwU awt :3 bewow, 
:33 As >w< onye ^-^ dead ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ bottom :3 of a tomb. 
>w< Eithew >_> my eyesight xDD faiws, >w< ow >w< thou look'st ^w^ pawe. 
:33 Wom. And xDD twust me, love, ^-^ in >_> my eye ;;w;; so do ÚwÚ you. 
UwU Dwy >_> sowwow :3 dwinks x3 ouw >w< bwood. >w< Adieu, >_< adieu! 
Exit. 
;;w;; Juw. O ÚwÚ Fowtunye, OwO Fowtunye! ;;w;; aww ^-^ men UwU caww ÚwÚ thee x3 fickwe. 
UwU If >w< thou UwU awt x3 fickwe, what dost >w< thou xDD with xDD him 
:33 That is >w< wenyown'd for faith? ;;w;; Be x3 fickwe, ÚwÚ Fowtunye, 
:3 Fow :33 then ^-^ I hope >w< thou OwO wiwt UwU nyot :3 keep xDD him long 
xDD But ^.^ send xDD him OwO back. 
OwO Wady. [within] >_< Ho, daughter! are :33 you >_> up? 
;;w;; Juw. >_< Who ^w^ is't ^w^ that ^w^ cawws? >_> It is >_> my lady x3 mothew. 
Is she UwU nyot OwO down ;;w;; so >w< wate, >w< ow :3 up ;;w;; so OwO eawwy? 
:3 What x3 unyaccustom'd >_< cause >w< pwocuwes ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ hithew? 

^-^ Entew UwU Mothew. 

OwO Wady. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, Juliet? 
;;w;; Juw. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^.^ weww. 
OwO Wady. :33 Evewmowe weeping for ^-^ youw :33 cousin's death? 
^w^ What, OwO wiwt >w< thou >w< wash xDD him OwO fwom ^.^ his grave xDD with tears? 
;;w;; An >_> if >w< thou OwO couwdst, >w< thou OwO couwdst UwU nyot uWu make xDD him xDD wive. 
Therefore have OwO donye. ^.^ Some grief :3 shows ÚwÚ much :3 of love; 
xDD But ÚwÚ much :3 of grief :3 shows OwO stiww ÚwÚ some >_< want :3 of ^-^ wit. 
;;w;; Juw. ^w^ Yet let :33 me UwU weep for >_< such a feeling ^-^ woss. 
OwO Wady. So >_< shaww :33 you feel >w< the :3 woss, but UwU nyot >w< the uWu fwiend 
Which :33 you UwU weep >_< fow. 
;;w;; Juw. :3 Feewing ;;w;; so >w< the :3 woss, 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose but ^-^ evew UwU weep >w< the OwO fwiend. 
OwO Wady. xDD Weww, ^w^ giww, >w< thou weep'st UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much for ^.^ his ÚwÚ death 
:33 As ^w^ that >w< the ^w^ viwwain xDD wives xDD which slaughter'd ^-^ him. 
;;w;; Juw. :3 What villain, uWu madam? 
OwO Wady. :33 That ^-^ same ^w^ viwwain Romeo. 
;;w;; Juw. ÚwÚ [aside] ÚwÚ Viwwain ^-^ and UwU he >_< be uWu many miles :3 asundew.- 
>_> God >w< pawdon uWu him! ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my :33 heawt; 
And yet xDD nyo man OwO wike UwU he x3 doth ^-^ gwieve >_> my >w< heawt. 
OwO Wady. :33 That is ÚwÚ because >w< the UwU twaitow x3 muwdewew :3 wives. 
;;w;; Juw. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ madam, OwO fwom >w< the reach :3 of uWu these >_> my :3 hands. 
>w< Wouwd none but ^-^ I :33 might venge >_> my :33 cousin's uWu death! 
OwO Wady. OwO We >w< wiww have vengeance for ^w^ it, ^w^ feaw >w< thou uWu nyot. 
UwU Then UwU weep xDD nyo >w< mowe. >_< I'ww ^.^ send uWu to >w< onye ^-^ in Mantua, 
;;w;; Whewe ^w^ that ^-^ same ÚwÚ banyish'd OwO wunyagate x3 doth >_< wive, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >w< give xDD him >_< such :3 an x3 unyaccustom'd uWu dwam 
:33 That UwU he >_< shaww UwU soon :3 keep >_< Tybawt xDD company; 
And :33 then ^-^ I hope >w< thou OwO wiwt >_< be satisfied. 
;;w;; Juw. ^-^ Indeed ^-^ I UwU nyevew >_< shaww >_< be >_< satisfied 
With Romeo :3 tiww ^-^ I uWu behowd :3 him- dead- 
Is >_> my x3 poow :33 heawt ;;w;; so for a >_> kinsman ^-^ vex'd. 
^-^ Madam, >_> if :33 you ^-^ couwd find :33 out but a man 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw a ^.^ poison, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^.^ tempew x3 it; 
:33 That Romeo >_< shouwd, upon xDD weceipt thereof, 
UwU Soon OwO sweep ^-^ in :33 quiet. OwO O, how >_> my :33 heawt ^w^ abhows 
>_< To >_> heaw xDD him >_> nyam'd ^-^ and ;;w;; cannyot come uWu to :3 him, 
>_< To ÚwÚ wweak >w< the :33 wove ^-^ I bore >_> my ;;w;; cousin >_< Tybawt 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his body ^w^ that hath slaughter'd uWu him! 
OwO Wady. Find >w< thou >w< the x3 means, ^-^ and >_< I'ww find >_< such a man. 
xDD But now >_< I'ww tell ÚwÚ thee joyful uWu tidings, ;;w;; giww. 
;;w;; Juw. And ;;w;; joy ÚwÚ comes ^w^ weww ^-^ in >_< such a needy time. 
:3 What are ^.^ they, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw UwU wadyship? 
OwO Wady. xDD Weww, UwU weww, >w< thou UwU hast a :33 cawefuw ^-^ fathew, :3 chiwd; 
uWu Onye :33 who, uWu to put ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom thy uWu heavinyess, 
uWu Hath sorted :33 out a xDD sudden x3 day :3 of ;;w;; joy 
:33 That >w< thou UwU expects UwU nyot >_< nyow ^-^ I OwO wook'd UwU nyot >_< fow. 
;;w;; Juw. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ in happy :3 time! :3 What x3 day is that? 
OwO Wady. x3 Mawwy, >_> my uWu chiwd, >w< eawwy UwU nyext Thursday mown 
^.^ The :3 gawwant, ;;w;; young, ^-^ and ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ gentweman, 
^.^ The x3 County Paris, :3 at ^-^ Saint UwU Petew's x3 Chuwch, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^.^ happiwy uWu make ÚwÚ thee >w< thewe a joyful x3 bwide. 
;;w;; Juw. :3 Nyow :3 by ^-^ Saint UwU Petew's x3 Chuwch, ^-^ and >w< Petew OwO too, 
He >_< shaww UwU nyot uWu make :33 me >w< thewe a joyful bride! 
^-^ I x3 wondew :3 at ^w^ this ^w^ haste, ^w^ that ^-^ I must ^-^ wed 
Ere UwU he ^w^ that OwO shouwd >_< be :3 husband ÚwÚ comes uWu to >w< woo. 
^-^ I pray :33 you tell >_> my lord ^-^ and ^-^ fathew, ÚwÚ madam, 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< mawwy ÚwÚ yet; ^-^ and uWu when ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, ^-^ I xDD sweaw 
>_> It >_< shaww >_< be :33 Womeo, whom :33 you >_< knyow ^-^ I hate, 
:3 Wathew than >_< Pawis. These are OwO nyews ^.^ indeed! 
OwO Wady. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ^-^ youw :33 fathew. Tell xDD him ;;w;; so ÚwÚ youwsewf, 
And see how >_< be >w< wiww ^w^ take it :3 at ^-^ youw :3 hands. 

^-^ Entew Capulet ^-^ and uWu Nyuwse. 

Cap. When >w< the sun ÚwÚ sets >w< the air x3 doth OwO dwizzwe dew, 
xDD But for >w< the ^.^ sunset :3 of >_> my ^-^ bwothew's ^-^ son 
>_> It x3 wains :33 downwight. 
UwU How OwO nyow? a :33 conduit, >_< giww? ^w^ What, OwO stiww ^-^ in tears? 
:33 Evewmowe show'ring? ^.^ In >w< onye ^-^ wittwe body 
Thou UwU countewfeit'st a xDD bawk, a sea, a ^.^ wind: 
:3 Fow OwO stiww thy uWu eyes, xDD which ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU caww >w< the sea, 
:3 Do ebb ^-^ and >_> fwow xDD with :33 teaws; >w< the ^-^ bawk thy body is 
ÚwÚ Saiwing ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu sawt ÚwÚ fwood; >w< the winds, thy sighs, 
^-^ Who, :3 waging xDD with thy tears ^-^ and :33 they xDD with them, 
>_< Without a xDD sudden OwO cawm >w< wiww overset 
>w< Thy UwU tempest-tossed :33 body. UwU How uWu nyow, :33 wife? 
>_< Have :33 you delivered uWu to ;;w;; hew x3 ouw ^-^ decwee? 
OwO Wady. x3 Ay, sir; but she >w< wiww none, she xDD gives :33 you >w< thanks. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< the UwU foow were married uWu to ;;w;; hew xDD gwave! 
Cap. Soft! ^w^ take :33 me xDD with ^.^ you, ^w^ take :33 me xDD with ^.^ you, ÚwÚ wife. 
How? Will she :33 nyonye? ^.^ Doth she UwU nyot >w< give uWu us >_> thanks? 
Is she UwU nyot xDD pwoud? ^.^ Doth she UwU nyot >_> count ;;w;; hew x3 bwest, 
Unworthy ÚwÚ as she UwU is, ^w^ that ;;w;; we have :33 wwought 
So ^-^ wowthy a gentleman uWu to >_< be ;;w;; hew OwO bwidegwoom? 
;;w;; Juw. uWu Nyot ÚwÚ pwoud :33 you uWu have, but ^w^ thankfuw ^w^ that :33 you >w< have. 
Proud ^w^ can ^-^ I UwU nyevew >_< be :3 of what ^-^ I hate, 
xDD But ^w^ thankfuw uWu even for hate ^w^ that is OwO meant :3 wove. 
Cap. >w< How, xDD how, xDD how, xDD how, xDD chopwogic? :3 What is xDD this? 
^-^ 'Pwoud'- ^-^ and 'I UwU thank ;;w;; you'- ^-^ and 'I UwU thank :33 you ;;w;; nyot'- 
And yet >w< 'nyot proud'? Mistress ;;w;; minyion ^.^ you, 
uWu Thank :33 me xDD nyo thankings, >_< nyow ÚwÚ pwoud :33 me xDD nyo prouds, 
xDD But fettle ^-^ youw UwU finye ;;w;; joints uWu 'gainst Thursday UwU nyext 
>_< To ^w^ go xDD with UwU Pawis uWu to ^-^ Saint UwU Petew's x3 Chuwch, 
>_> Ow ^-^ I >w< wiww drag ÚwÚ thee on a >_< huwdwe thither. 
xDD Out, :33 you ^-^ gween-sicknyess ^.^ cawwion ^-^ I x3 out, :33 you ;;w;; baggage! 
You ;;w;; tawwow-face! 
OwO Wady. >w< Fie, :33 fie! x3 what, are :33 you :3 mad? 
;;w;; Juw. Good ^-^ fathew, ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you on >_> my knees, 
Hear :33 me xDD with x3 patience but uWu to UwU speak a word. 
Cap. ^.^ Hang ^-^ thee, xDD young ;;w;; baggage! disobedient wretch! 
^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee UwU what- x3 get ÚwÚ thee uWu to :3 chuwch a Thursday 
>_> Ow UwU nyevew after >w< wook :33 me ^-^ in >w< the OwO face. 
OwO Speak not, UwU wepwy not, do UwU nyot answer me! 
^w^ My fingers >w< itch. ;;w;; Wife, ;;w;; we scarce :3 thought uWu us blest 
:33 That >_> God ^w^ had ^-^ went uWu us but ^w^ this :3 onwy :3 chiwd; 
xDD But now ^-^ I see ^w^ this >w< onye is >w< onye x3 too much, 
And ^w^ that ;;w;; we have a xDD cuwse ^-^ in having x3 hew. 
>_> Out on >w< hew, ÚwÚ hiwding! 
uWu Nyuwse. >_> God ^-^ in :3 heaven bless ^w^ hew! 
You are uWu to ÚwÚ bwame, >_> my lord, uWu to OwO wate ;;w;; hew >_< so. 
Cap. And OwO why, >_> my :33 Wady xDD Wisdom? x3 Howd ^-^ youw uWu tongue, 
Good Prudence. :33 Smattew xDD with ^-^ youw gossips, x3 go! 
uWu Nyuwse. ^-^ I UwU speak xDD nyo x3 tweason. 
Cap. OwO O, :33 God-i-god-en! 
uWu Nyuwse. :3 May UwU nyot >w< onye ^.^ speak? 
Cap. ^w^ Peace, :33 you >w< mumbwing ^.^ foow! 
UwU Uttew ^-^ youw ^-^ gwavity ^.^ o'ew a gossip's ;;w;; boww, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; we need it uWu nyot. 
OwO Wady. You are x3 too ÚwÚ hot. 
Cap. God's bread ^-^ I it ^-^ makes :33 me x3 mad. Day, OwO nyight, >w< wate, ^w^ eawwy, 
x3 At ;;w;; home, >w< abwoad, UwU awonye, ^-^ in ^w^ company, 
Waking >w< ow sleeping, OwO stiww >_> my OwO cawe hath OwO been 
>_< To have ;;w;; hew uWu match'd; ^-^ and having now OwO pwovided 
xDD A gentleman :3 of ÚwÚ pwincewy parentage, 
Of ^.^ faiw ;;w;; demesnyes, UwU youthfuw, ^-^ and ^w^ nyobwy ^-^ twain'd, 
Stuff'd, ÚwÚ as :33 they say, xDD with >w< honyouwabwe ^w^ pawts, 
^.^ Pwopowtion'd ÚwÚ as one's :3 thought :3 wouwd :33 wish a uWu man- 
And :33 then uWu to have a >_> wwetched ;;w;; puwing >w< foow, 
xDD A whining ÚwÚ mammet, ^-^ in ;;w;; hew fortune's ^.^ tendew, 
>_< To answer 'I'll UwU nyot ÚwÚ wed, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot love; 
^-^ I am x3 too ;;w;; young, ^-^ I pray :33 you >w< pawdon me'! 
>w< But, :3 an :33 you >w< wiww UwU nyot ÚwÚ wed, >_< I'ww >w< pawdon ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ Gwaze >w< whewe :33 you will, :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot house xDD with >w< me. 
ÚwÚ Wook to't, xDD think x3 on't; ^-^ I do UwU nyot ÚwÚ use uWu to ^-^ jest. 
Thursday is near; lay UwU hand on heart, OwO advise: 
;;w;; An :33 you >_< be uWu minye, >_< I'ww >w< give :33 you uWu to >_> my ^-^ fwiend; 
;;w;; An :33 you >_< be not, >_> hang, :3 beg, ^.^ stawve, :33 die ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ stweets, 
^.^ Fow, :3 by >_> my ^w^ souw, >_< I'ww >w< nye'ew :3 acknyowwedge ^-^ thee, 
>_> Nyow what is mine >_< shaww UwU nyevew do ÚwÚ thee :33 good. 
>w< Twust to't. ;;w;; Bethink ÚwÚ you. >_< I'ww UwU nyot >_< be forsworn. Exit. 
;;w;; Juw. Is >w< thewe xDD nyo :33 pity xDD sitting ^-^ in >w< the x3 cwouds 
:33 That x3 sees uWu into >w< the ÚwÚ bottom :3 of >_> my xDD gwief? 
O sweet >_> my mother, ÚwÚ cast :33 me UwU nyot uWu away! 
>_> Deway ^w^ this ^-^ mawwiage for a OwO month, a week; 
>_> Ow >_> if :33 you do not, uWu make >w< the x3 bwidaw bed 
^.^ In ^w^ that OwO dim ^w^ monyument >w< whewe >_< Tybawt uWu wies. 
OwO Wady. ^w^ Tawk UwU nyot uWu to me, for >_< I'ww UwU nyot UwU speak a word. 
:3 Do ÚwÚ as >w< thou xDD wiwt, for ^-^ I have ^w^ donye xDD with ;;w;; thee. Exit. 
;;w;; Juw. O ^-^ God!- O :3 nyuwse, how >_< shaww ^w^ this >_< be uWu pwevented? 
^w^ My :3 husband is on >_> eawth, >_> my faith ^-^ in >w< heaven. 
UwU How >_< shaww ^w^ that faith ^w^ wetuwn ;;w;; again uWu to earth 
uWu Unwess ^w^ that :3 husband ^.^ send it :33 me OwO fwom :3 heaven 
By x3 weaving ^-^ eawth? Comfort me, ^-^ counsew >w< me. 
Alack, alack, ^w^ that :3 heaven OwO shouwd ^w^ pwactise x3 stwatagems 
ÚwÚ Upon ;;w;; so UwU soft a xDD subject ÚwÚ as :33 mysewf! 
:3 What say'st ^.^ thou? Hast >w< thou UwU nyot a :3 wowd :3 of ;;w;; joy? 
^.^ Some uWu comfowt, >_> nyuwse. 
uWu Nyuwse. ^-^ Faith, ÚwÚ hewe it ^.^ is. 
Romeo is xDD banyish'd; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd uWu to OwO nyothing 
:33 That UwU he ^w^ dawes >w< nye'ew come >_< back uWu to ^.^ chawwenge you; 
>_> Ow >_> if UwU he ÚwÚ do, it xDD nyeeds must >_< be :3 by ;;w;; steawth. 
OwO Then, >_> since >w< the case ;;w;; so ^.^ stands ÚwÚ as now it x3 doth, 
^-^ I xDD think it uWu best :33 you married xDD with >w< the ;;w;; County. 
OwO O, ÚwÚ he's a ^-^ wovewy >_< gentweman! 
OwO Womeo's a x3 dishcwout uWu to ^-^ him. ;;w;; An x3 eagwe, ÚwÚ madam, 
uWu Hath UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ gween, ;;w;; so UwU quick, ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw :3 an eye 
:33 As UwU Pawis hath. >_< Beshwew >_> my :3 vewy heart, 
^-^ I xDD think :33 you are happy ^-^ in ^w^ this ;;w;; second >w< match, 
:3 Fow it x3 excews ^-^ youw first; >w< ow >_> if it >w< did not, 
;;w;; Youw >_> fiwst is dead- >w< ow x3 'twewe ÚwÚ as ^w^ good UwU he were 
:33 As >_< wiving ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ and :33 you xDD nyo ÚwÚ use :3 of ^-^ him. 
;;w;; Juw. :3 Speak'st >w< thou ^w^ this OwO fwom thy :3 heawt? 
uWu Nyuwse. And OwO fwom >_> my ^w^ souw too; else uWu beshwew them ^.^ both. 
;;w;; Juw. Amen! 
uWu Nyuwse. What? 
;;w;; Juw. xDD Weww, >w< thou UwU hast >w< comfowted :33 me ^w^ mawvewwous ^-^ much. 
:3 Go in; ^-^ and tell >_> my lady ^-^ I am gone, 
^.^ Having ^w^ dispweas'd >_> my ^-^ fathew, uWu to :33 Wauwence' ^.^ ceww, 
>_< To uWu make :33 confession ^-^ and uWu to >_< be >_> absowv'd. 
uWu Nyuwse. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ I :3 wiww; ^-^ and ^w^ this is ^w^ wisewy OwO donye. Exit. 
;;w;; Juw. x3 Ancient >_< damnyation! O :3 most >_> wicked >_> fiend! 
Is it :33 mowe x3 sin uWu to :33 wish :33 me UwU thus ÚwÚ fowswown, 
>_> Ow uWu to ^-^ dispwaise >_> my lord xDD with ^w^ that ^-^ same tongue 
Which she hath prais'd xDD him xDD with ^w^ above xDD compawe 
So uWu many >_> thousand >_> times? ^.^ Go, counsellor! 
Thou ^-^ and >_> my bosom >w< hencefowth >_< shaww >_< be >w< twain. 
>_< I'ww uWu to >w< the friar uWu to >_< knyow ^.^ his remedy. 
UwU If ;;w;; aww else OwO faiw, myself have ÚwÚ powew uWu to ^.^ die. Exit. 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. Scenye xDD I. 
xDD Fwiaw ÚwÚ Wauwence's xDD ceww. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ Fwiaw, [Laurence] ^-^ and x3 County >_< Pawis. 

^w^ Fwiaw. :3 On Thursday, >_> siw? ^.^ The :3 time is :3 vewy >w< showt. 
^w^ Paw. ^w^ My father Capulet >w< wiww have it ;;w;; so, 
And ^-^ I am OwO nyothing ^-^ swow uWu to ^-^ swack ^.^ his >w< haste. 
^w^ Fwiaw. You say :33 you do UwU nyot >_< knyow >w< the ^w^ wady's :3 mind. 
^w^ Unyeven is >w< the course; ^-^ I OwO wike it uWu nyot. 
^w^ Paw. ^-^ Immodewatewy she ^.^ weeps for Tybalt's >_< death, 
And x3 thewefowe have ^-^ I ^-^ wittwe ^w^ tawk'd :3 of love; 
:3 Fow x3 Venyus ^-^ smiwes UwU nyot ^-^ in a house :3 of ^.^ teaws. 
xDD Nyow, sir, ;;w;; hew father ^.^ counts it ^w^ dangewous 
:33 That she do >w< give ;;w;; hew >_> sowwow ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much UwU sway, 
And ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; wisdom hastes x3 ouw ^-^ mawwiage 
>_< To >w< stop >w< the inundation :3 of ;;w;; hew ^w^ teaws, 
Which, x3 too ÚwÚ much OwO minded :3 by x3 hewsewf UwU awonye, 
:3 May >_< be put OwO fwom ;;w;; hew :3 by society. 
:3 Nyow do :33 you >_< knyow >w< the :3 weason :3 of ^w^ this >w< haste. 
^w^ Fwiaw. ÚwÚ [aside] ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ knyew UwU nyot why it OwO shouwd >_< be slow'd.- 
x3 Wook, sir, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the lady ^.^ towawd >_> my xDD ceww. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Juwiet. 

^w^ Paw. uWu Happiwy ^w^ met, >_> my lady ^-^ and >_> my xDD wife! 
;;w;; Juw. :33 That ^w^ may be, sir, uWu when ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< be a ÚwÚ wife. 
^w^ Paw. :33 That ^w^ may >_< be must be, love, on Thursday next. 
;;w;; Juw. :3 What must >_< be >_< shaww OwO be. 
^w^ Fwiaw. xDD That's a x3 cewtain text. 
^w^ Paw. ^w^ Come :33 you uWu to uWu make :33 confession uWu to ^w^ this father? 
;;w;; Juw. >_< To answer that, ^-^ I OwO shouwd x3 confess uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
^w^ Paw. :3 Do UwU nyot uWu deny uWu to xDD him ^w^ that :33 you :33 wove >w< me. 
;;w;; Juw. ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 confess uWu to :33 you ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ him. 
^w^ Paw. So >w< wiww x3 ye, ^-^ I am ^.^ suwe, ^w^ that :33 you :33 wove >w< me. 
;;w;; Juw. UwU If ^-^ I do ;;w;; so, it >w< wiww >_< be :3 of :33 mowe ^.^ pwice, 
ÚwÚ Being ^-^ spoke x3 behind ^-^ youw OwO back, than uWu to ^-^ youw OwO face. 
^w^ Paw. >_> Poow ^w^ souw, thy UwU face is ÚwÚ much ^-^ abus'd xDD with ^.^ teaws. 
;;w;; Juw. ^.^ The tears have ^w^ got xDD smaww victory :3 by that, 
:3 Fow it >_> was ÚwÚ bad :33 enyough :33 befowe their spite. 
^w^ Paw. Thou :3 wwong'st it :33 mowe than tears xDD with ^w^ that x3 wepowt. 
;;w;; Juw. :33 That is xDD nyo uWu swandew, sir, xDD which is a ÚwÚ twuth; 
And what ^-^ I spake, ^-^ I spake it uWu to >_> my OwO face. 
^w^ Paw. >w< Thy UwU face is uWu minye, ^-^ and >w< thou UwU hast x3 swand'wed uWu it. 
;;w;; Juw. >_> It ^w^ may >_< be ;;w;; so, for it is UwU nyot mine :3 own. 
;;w;; Awe :33 you :3 at ;;w;; weisuwe, UwU howy ^-^ fathew, uWu nyow, 
>_> Ow >_< shaww ^-^ I come uWu to :33 you :3 at >_< evenying >_< mass 
^w^ Fwiaw. ^w^ My :3 weisuwe serves me, x3 pensive ;;w;; daughtew, UwU nyow. 
^w^ My lord, ;;w;; we must entreat >w< the :3 time alone. 
^w^ Paw. >_> God >_< shiewd ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_> distuwb ;;w;; devotion! 
uWu Juwiet, on Thursday >w< eawwy >w< wiww ^-^ I :33 wouse xDD ye. 
xDD Tiww uWu then, ^w^ adieu, ^-^ and :3 keep ^w^ this UwU howy ^.^ kiss. Exit. 
;;w;; Juw. OwO O, x3 shut >w< the door! ^-^ and uWu when >w< thou UwU hast ^w^ donye ;;w;; so, 
^w^ Come UwU weep xDD with >_> me- :33 past x3 hope, :33 past >_> cuwe, :33 past xDD hewp! 
^w^ Fwiaw. >_< Ah, uWu Juwiet, ^-^ I uWu awweady >_< knyow thy UwU gwief; 
>_> It strains :33 me :33 past >w< the uWu compass :3 of >_> my wits. 
^-^ I >_> heaw >w< thou >_< must, ^-^ and OwO nyothing ^w^ may prorogue ^w^ it, 
:3 On Thursday UwU nyext >_< be married uWu to ^w^ this ;;w;; County. 
;;w;; Juw. Tell :33 me not, :3 fwiaw, ^w^ that >w< thou UwU heaw'st :3 of ^w^ this, 
uWu Unwess >w< thou tell :33 me how ^-^ I ^w^ may prevent uWu it. 
UwU If ^-^ in thy ;;w;; wisdom >w< thou >_> canst >w< give xDD nyo UwU hewp, 
:3 Do >w< thou but UwU caww >_> my resolution uWu wise 
And xDD with ^w^ this UwU knyife >_< I'ww :33 hewp it ^-^ pwesentwy. 
>_> God join'd >_> my :33 heawt ^-^ and OwO Womeo's, >w< thou x3 ouw hands; 
And ^-^ ewe ^w^ this ;;w;; hand, :3 by ÚwÚ thee uWu to OwO Womeo's ^-^ seaw'd, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be >w< the x3 wabew uWu to uWu anyothew deed, 
>_> Ow >_> my OwO twue :33 heawt xDD with uWu tweachewous x3 wevowt 
:3 Tuwn uWu to another, ^w^ this >_< shaww xDD sway them ^.^ both. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, :33 out :3 of thy >w< wong-expewienc'd time, 
^w^ Give :33 me ÚwÚ some present ^.^ counsew; >_< ow, ÚwÚ behowd, 
^.^ 'Twixt >_> my ^-^ extwemes ^-^ and :33 me ^w^ this ÚwÚ bwoody UwU knyife 
ÚwÚ Shaww uWu pway >w< the xDD empiwe, :33 awbitwating ^w^ that 
Which >w< the >_< commission :3 of thy xDD yeaws ^-^ and UwU awt 
x3 Couwd uWu to xDD nyo ^.^ issue :3 of OwO twue >w< honyouw ;;w;; bwing. 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot ;;w;; so long uWu to ^w^ speak. ^-^ I long uWu to :33 die 
UwU If what >w< thou ^-^ speak'st UwU speak UwU nyot :3 of remedy. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Hold, ;;w;; daughtew. ^-^ I do ^w^ spy a uWu kind :3 of x3 hope, 
Which craves ÚwÚ as :33 despewate :3 an UwU execution 
:33 As ^w^ that is :33 despewate xDD which ;;w;; we :3 wouwd >_> pwevent. 
If, :3 wathew than uWu to >w< mawwy x3 County UwU Pawis 
Thou UwU hast >w< the >_> stwength :3 of >w< wiww uWu to xDD sway thyself, 
UwU Then is it OwO wikewy >w< thou OwO wiwt ;;w;; undewtake 
xDD A >_> thing OwO wike ÚwÚ death uWu to chide xDD away ^w^ this >w< shame, 
:33 That ;;w;; cop'st xDD with ÚwÚ death himself uWu to OwO scape OwO fwom x3 it; 
And, >_> if >w< thou >_< daw'st, >_< I'ww >w< give ÚwÚ thee remedy. 
;;w;; Juw. OwO O, :33 bid :33 me ÚwÚ weap, :3 wathew than >w< mawwy Paris, 
^w^ Fwom off >w< the xDD battwements :3 of :3 yondew ^.^ towew, 
>_> Ow ^.^ wawk ^-^ in thievish OwO ways, >w< ow :33 bid :33 me lurk 
;;w;; Whewe serpents are; chain :33 me xDD with UwU woawing bears, 
>_> Ow x3 shut :33 me xDD nyightwy ^-^ in a x3 chawnyew uWu house, 
ÚwÚ O'ewcovew'd :3 quite xDD with ^-^ dead men's rattling OwO bonyes, 
With xDD weeky xDD shanks ^-^ and yellow ^-^ chapwess ^w^ skuwws; 
>_> Ow :33 bid :33 me ^w^ go uWu into a new-made grave 
And xDD hide :33 me xDD with a ^-^ dead man ^-^ in ^.^ his shroud- 
:33 Things that, uWu to >_> heaw them told, have uWu made :33 me tremble- 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww do it :33 without ^w^ feaw >w< ow >_> doubt, 
>_< To >_< wive :3 an OwO unstain'd uWu wife uWu to >_> my sweet :3 wove. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Hold, ^w^ then. :3 Go ;;w;; home, >_< be merry, >w< give consent 
>_< To >w< mawwy >_< Pawis. >w< Wednyesday is to-morrow. 
uWu To-mowwow night >w< wook ^w^ that >w< thou >_< wie ^.^ awonye; 
Let UwU nyot >w< the nurse >_< wie xDD with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in thy UwU chambew. 
Take >w< thou ^w^ this >_> viaw, being :33 then ^-^ in UwU bed, 
And ^w^ this distilled liquor drink >w< thou off; 
When uWu pwesentwy through ;;w;; aww thy :3 veins >_< shaww run 
xDD A >_< cowd ^-^ and ^.^ dwowsy >_< humouw; for xDD nyo pulse 
ÚwÚ Shaww :3 keep ^.^ his native >_< pwogwess, but surcease; 
:33 Nyo xDD wawmth, xDD nyo >w< bweath, >_< shaww >_> testify >w< thou ^w^ wivest; 
^.^ The >w< woses ^-^ in thy ÚwÚ wips ^-^ and >_> cheeks >_< shaww fade 
>_< To paly ashes, thy eyes' UwU windows x3 faww 
>w< Wike ÚwÚ death uWu when UwU he ÚwÚ shuts :3 up >w< the x3 day :3 of ^-^ wife; 
>_> Each >_< pawt, ;;w;; depwiv'd :3 of supple ^w^ govewnment, 
OwO Shaww, stiff ^-^ and stark ^-^ and >_> cowd, ÚwÚ appeaw OwO wike >_> death; 
And ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 bowwowed xDD wikenyess :3 of >_> shwunk ÚwÚ death 
Thou xDD shawt ;;w;; continyue :33 two-and-fowty >_> houws, 
And :33 then >_< awake ÚwÚ as OwO fwom a :3 pweasant OwO sweep. 
xDD Nyow, uWu when >w< the bridegroom ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ mownying ÚwÚ comes 
>_< To :33 wouse ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom thy UwU bed, >w< thewe UwU awt >w< thou xDD dead. 
OwO Then, ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< mannyew :3 of x3 ouw xDD countwy UwU is, 
^.^ In thy uWu best ^-^ wobes UwU uncovewed on >w< the ^-^ biew 
Thou xDD shawt >_< be :33 bownye uWu to ^w^ that ^-^ same ancient vault 
;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< kindwed :3 of >w< the :3 Capuwets :33 wie. 
^.^ In >w< the UwU mean time, ÚwÚ against >w< thou xDD shawt awake, 
ÚwÚ Shaww Romeo :3 by >_> my :33 wettews >_< knyow x3 ouw >w< dwift; 
And ÚwÚ hithew >_< shaww UwU he uWu come; ^-^ and UwU he ^-^ and ^-^ I 
Will :33 watch thy ^.^ waking, ^-^ and ^w^ that :3 vewy night 
ÚwÚ Shaww Romeo ;;w;; beaw ÚwÚ thee hence uWu to >w< Mantua. 
And ^w^ this >_< shaww >w< fwee ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom ^w^ this present >w< shame, 
UwU If xDD nyo >w< inconstant ;;w;; toy >_< nyow womanish ^w^ feaw 
Abate thy OwO vawouw ^-^ in >w< the acting uWu it. 
;;w;; Juw. ^w^ Give me, >w< give me! OwO O, tell UwU nyot :33 me :3 of fear! 
^w^ Fwiaw. Hold! Get :33 you gone, >_< be strong ^-^ and x3 pwospewous 
^.^ In ^w^ this ^.^ wesowve. >_< I'ww ^.^ send a friar xDD with >_< speed 
>_< To Mantua, xDD with >_> my :33 wettews uWu to thy ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; Juw. Love >w< give :33 me ÚwÚ stwength! ^-^ and >_> stwength >_< shaww :33 hewp ^w^ affowd. 
Farewell, dear :33 fathew. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< II. 
Capulet's ^w^ house. 

^-^ Entew >_< Fathew ;;w;; Capuwet, x3 Mothew, ^w^ Nyuwse, ^-^ and Servingmen, 
x3 two >w< ow OwO thwee. 

Cap. So uWu many guests >_> invite ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ hewe are ^w^ wwit. 
UwU [Exit a >_> Sewvingman.] 
^w^ Siwwah, ^w^ go hire :33 me twenty cunning UwU cooks. 
OwO Sewv. You >_< shaww have none ^-^ iww, sir; for >_< I'ww xDD twy >_> if :33 they ^w^ can :33 wick 
their >w< fingews. 
Cap. UwU How >_> canst >w< thou xDD twy them so? 
OwO Sewv. x3 Mawwy, sir, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 an ^w^ iww cook ^w^ that ;;w;; cannyot :33 wick ^.^ his ^-^ own 
>w< fingews. Therefore UwU he ^w^ that ;;w;; cannyot :33 wick ^.^ his fingers :3 goes UwU nyot xDD with 
>w< me. 
Cap. ^.^ Go, ^-^ begonye. 
x3 Exit ^.^ Sewvingman. 
OwO We >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ much :33 unfuwnyish'd for ^w^ this time. 
^w^ What, is >_> my uWu daughtew ^w^ gonye uWu to xDD Fwiaw OwO Wauwence? 
uWu Nyuwse. x3 Ay, :33 fowsooth. 
Cap. xDD Weww, >_< be ^w^ may >_> chance uWu to do ÚwÚ some ^w^ good on x3 hew. 
xDD A uWu peevish >_< sewf-wiww'd harlotry it ^.^ is. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Juwiet. 

uWu Nyuwse. ÚwÚ See >w< whewe she ÚwÚ comes OwO fwom >_> shwift xDD with uWu mewwy look. 
Cap. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my ^w^ headstwong? ;;w;; Whewe have :33 you OwO been ÚwÚ gadding? 
;;w;; Juw. ;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I have learnt :33 me uWu to ^-^ wepent >w< the x3 sin 
Of disobedient opposition 
>_< To :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ youw uWu behests, ^-^ and am ^w^ enjoin'd 
By UwU howy :3 Wauwence uWu to x3 faww uWu pwostwate ÚwÚ hewe 
>_< To >w< beg ^-^ youw xDD pawdon. ^w^ Pawdon, ^-^ I uWu beseech >_> you! 
:33 Hencefowwawd ^-^ I am ^-^ evew ^w^ wuw'd :3 by ÚwÚ you. 
Cap. uWu Send for >w< the ;;w;; County. :3 Go tell xDD him :3 of this. 
>_< I'ww have ^w^ this xDD knyot :33 knyit :3 up uWu to-mowwow xDD mownying. 
;;w;; Juw. ^-^ I >_< met >w< the ^-^ youthfuw lord :3 at :33 Wauwence' cell 
And ÚwÚ gave xDD him what x3 becomed :33 wove ^-^ I >w< might, 
uWu Nyot stepping ^.^ o'ew >w< the OwO bounds :3 of ^.^ modesty. 
Cap. :3 Why, ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad on't. ^.^ This is ^.^ weww. :33 Stand ;;w;; up. 
^.^ This is >_< as't OwO shouwd OwO be. Let :33 me see >w< the ;;w;; County. 
x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, go, ^-^ I say, ^-^ and fetch xDD him x3 hithew. 
xDD Nyow, x3 afowe God, ^w^ this reverend UwU howy :3 fwiaw, 
;;w;; Aww x3 ouw uWu whowe OwO city is ÚwÚ much ^.^ bound uWu to ^-^ him. 
;;w;; Juw. ^w^ Nyuwse, >w< wiww :33 you ^w^ go xDD with :33 me uWu into >_> my >_> cwoset 
>_< To :33 hewp :33 me >_> sowt >_< such :33 nyeedfuw :33 ownyaments 
:33 As :33 you xDD think >w< fit uWu to UwU fuwnyish :33 me ^-^ to-mowwow? 
UwU Mothew. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot :3 tiww >w< Thuwsday. ;;w;; Thewe is :3 time xDD enyough. 
Cap. ^.^ Go, :3 nyuwse, ^w^ go xDD with x3 hew. >w< We'ww uWu to :3 chuwch to-morrow. 
Exeunt Juliet ^-^ and uWu Nyuwse. 
UwU Mothew. OwO We >_< shaww >_< be x3 showt ^-^ in x3 ouw ÚwÚ pwovision. 
'Tis now uWu nyeaw night. 
Cap. ^w^ Tush, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< stiw uWu about, 
And ;;w;; aww things >_< shaww >_< be UwU weww, ^-^ I warrant ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ wife. 
:3 Go >w< thou uWu to uWu Juwiet, :33 hewp uWu to OwO deck :3 up x3 hew. 
>_< I'ww UwU nyot uWu to bed >_> to-nyight; let :33 me alone. 
>_< I'ww uWu pway >w< the UwU housewife for ^w^ this ^w^ once. ^w^ What, uWu ho! 
xDD They are ;;w;; aww ^-^ fowth; UwU weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ wawk myself 
>_< To x3 County Paris, uWu to :3 pwepawe xDD him :3 up 
Against to-morrow. ^w^ My :33 heawt is ^.^ wondwous :3 wight, 
;;w;; Since ^w^ this ^-^ same ^.^ waywawd >w< giww is ;;w;; so ^-^ wecwaim'd. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
Juliet's UwU chambew. 

^-^ Entew Juliet ^-^ and uWu Nyuwse. 

;;w;; Juw. x3 Ay, those UwU attiwes are best; OwO but, ÚwÚ gentwe :3 nyuwse, 
^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee uWu weave :33 me uWu to myself >_> to-nyight; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have need :3 of uWu many >_< owisons 
>_< To ^.^ move >w< the heavens uWu to ÚwÚ smiwe upon >_> my xDD state, 
Which, ^w^ weww >w< thou ÚwÚ knyowest, is x3 cwoss ^-^ and full :3 of >w< sin. 

^-^ Entew UwU Mothew. 

UwU Mothew. ^w^ What, are :33 you busy, ^-^ ho? Need :33 you >_> my >w< hewp? 
;;w;; Juw. x3 Nyo, madam; ;;w;; we have :3 cuww'd >_< such OwO nyecessawies 
:33 As are >_< behooffuww for x3 ouw ^.^ state to-morrow. 
So UwU pwease ^.^ you, let :33 me now >_< be UwU weft UwU awonye, 
And let >w< the nurse ^w^ this night ÚwÚ sit :3 up xDD with you; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe :33 you have ^-^ youw >w< hands full ;;w;; aww 
^.^ In ^w^ this ;;w;; so xDD sudden >_> businyess. 
UwU Mothew. Good night. 
Get ÚwÚ thee uWu to UwU bed, ^-^ and :33 west; for >w< thou UwU hast ^.^ nyeed. 
Exeunt UwU [Mothew ^-^ and UwU Nyuwse.] 
;;w;; Juw. :33 Faweweww! >_> God UwU knyows uWu when ;;w;; we >_< shaww meet again. 
^-^ I have a UwU faint >_< cowd ^w^ feaw ÚwÚ thwiwws through >_> my :3 veins 
:33 That almost x3 fweezes :3 up >w< the ÚwÚ heat :3 of ÚwÚ wife. 
>_< I'ww UwU caww them >_< back ;;w;; again uWu to x3 comfowt >w< me. 
>_< Nyuwse!- :3 What OwO shouwd she do :33 hewe? 
^w^ My :33 dismaw uWu scenye ^-^ I xDD nyeeds must :3 act alone. 
uWu Come, vial. 
:3 What >_> if ^w^ this mixture do UwU nyot >w< wowk :3 at all? 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I >_< be married :33 then uWu to-mowwow morning? 
x3 Nyo, ^w^ Nyo! ^.^ This >_< shaww x3 fowbid uWu it. Lie >w< thou >w< thewe. 
xDD Ways OwO down a uWu daggew. 
:3 What >_> if it >_< be a OwO poison xDD which >w< the friar 
x3 Subtiwwy hath UwU minyist'wed uWu to have :33 me >_> dead, 
ÚwÚ West ^-^ in ^w^ this ^-^ mawwiage UwU he OwO shouwd >_< be >w< dishonyouw'd 
Because UwU he married :33 me :33 befowe uWu to OwO Womeo? 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw it is; ^-^ and yet :33 methinks it OwO shouwd not, 
:3 Fow UwU he hath OwO stiww OwO been UwU twied a UwU howy man. 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot entertain ;;w;; so ÚwÚ bad a ^.^ thought. 
UwU How if, uWu when ^-^ I am OwO waid uWu into >w< the ÚwÚ tomb, 
^-^ I wake :33 befowe >w< the :3 time ^w^ that Romeo 
^w^ Come uWu to ^-^ wedeem ÚwÚ me? Thewe's a OwO feawfuw point! 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I UwU nyot :33 then >_< be uWu stifwed ^-^ in >w< the :33 vauwt, 
>_< To :3 whose ÚwÚ fouw uWu mouth xDD nyo healthsome air xDD bweathes :33 in, 
And >w< thewe :33 die ^.^ stwangwed ^-^ ewe >_> my Romeo ^w^ comes? 
^w^ Ow, >_> if ^-^ I >_< wive, is it UwU nyot :3 vewy OwO wike 
^.^ The horrible ^w^ conceit :3 of ÚwÚ death ^-^ and OwO nyight, 
Together xDD with >w< the ^.^ tewwow :3 of >w< the place- 
:33 As ^-^ in a :33 vauwt, :3 an ancient >_> weceptacwe 
;;w;; Whewe for ^w^ this uWu many x3 hundwed xDD yeaws >w< the x3 bonyes 
Of ;;w;; aww >_> my UwU buwied ÚwÚ ancestows are pack'd; 
;;w;; Whewe ÚwÚ bwoody ^w^ Tybawt, yet but >_> gween ^-^ in >_> eawth, 
^w^ Wies UwU fest'wing ^-^ in ^.^ his :33 shwoud; where, ÚwÚ as :33 they say, 
x3 At ÚwÚ some >w< houws ^-^ in >w< the night >_> spiwits ;;w;; wesowt- 
Alack, alack, is it UwU nyot OwO wike ^w^ that ;;w;; I, 
So >w< eawwy :3 waking- what xDD with uWu woathsome xDD smewws, 
And >_< shwieks OwO wike mandrakes ;;w;; town :33 out :3 of >w< the >_> eawth, 
:33 That >_< wiving mortals, hearing them, run mad- 
OwO O, >_> if ^-^ I >_< wake, >_< shaww ^-^ I UwU nyot >_< be distraught, 
x3 Enviwonyed xDD with ;;w;; aww uWu these hideous xDD feaws, 
And uWu madwy uWu pway xDD with >_> my uWu fowefathews' >_< joints, 
And pluck >w< the ^-^ mangwed >_< Tybawt OwO fwom ^.^ his >_> shwoud., 
And, ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU wage, xDD with ÚwÚ some >_> gweat ^.^ kinsman's ÚwÚ bonye 
:33 As xDD with a ^w^ cwub >_< dash :33 out >_> my uWu desp'wate UwU bwains? 
OwO O, ;;w;; wook! :33 methinks ^-^ I see >_> my :33 cousin's ghost 
;;w;; Seeking :33 out :33 Womeo, ^w^ that >w< did ^-^ spit ^.^ his body 
ÚwÚ Upon a xDD wapiew's >_> point. Stay, ^w^ Tybawt, >_< stay! 
:33 Womeo, ^-^ I come! ^w^ this do ^-^ I drink uWu to ;;w;; thee. 

ÚwÚ She [drinks OwO and] ;;w;; fawws upon ;;w;; hew bed >_> within >w< the >w< cuwtains. 




Scenye ;;w;; IV. 
Capulet's ^w^ house. 

^-^ Entew :33 Wady :3 of >w< the House ^-^ and uWu Nyuwse. 

OwO Wady. Hold, ^w^ take uWu these >w< keys ^-^ and fetch :33 mowe ^w^ spices, >_> nyuwse. 
uWu Nyuwse. xDD They UwU caww for dates ^-^ and ^-^ quinces ^-^ in >w< the uWu pastwy. 

^-^ Entew Old Capulet. 

Cap. uWu Come, >_< stiw, >_< stiw, UwU stiw! ^.^ The ;;w;; second ^.^ cock hath crow'd, 
^.^ The ^-^ cuwfew >_> beww hath ^-^ wung, ÚwÚ 'tis xDD thwee ÚwÚ o'cwock. 
ÚwÚ Wook uWu to >w< the ^-^ bak'd ^.^ meats, ^w^ good ^w^ Angewica; 
UwU Spawe UwU nyot for xDD cost. 
uWu Nyuwse. ^.^ Go, :33 you >_> cot-quean, go, 
Get :33 you uWu to ^.^ bed! ^-^ Faith, ^.^ you'ww >_< be ÚwÚ sick uWu to-mowwow 
:3 Fow ^w^ this ^.^ nyight's xDD watching. 
Cap. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot a ÚwÚ whit. ^w^ What, ^-^ I have watch'd ^-^ ewe now 
;;w;; Aww night for UwU wessew cause, ^-^ and >w< nye'ew OwO been ;;w;; sick. 
OwO Wady. x3 Ay, :33 you have OwO been a ^-^ mouse-hunt ^-^ in ^-^ youw :33 time; 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 watch :33 you OwO fwom >_< such >_> watching UwU nyow. 
Exeunt :33 Wady ^-^ and uWu Nyuwse. 
Cap. xDD A >w< jeawous hood, a >w< jeawous :3 hood! 

^-^ Entew xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw ;;w;; [Fewwows, xDD with uWu spits ^-^ and uWu wogs ^-^ and uWu baskets. 

:3 What is ÚwÚ thewe? xDD Nyow, fellow, 
^-^ Fewwow. :33 Things for >w< the >w< cook, sir; but ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot UwU what. 
Cap. Make ^w^ haste, uWu make >w< haste. UwU [Exit ^w^ Fewwow.] ^w^ Siwwah, fetch ^-^ dwiew 
^.^ wogs. 
x3 Caww ^w^ Petew; UwU he >w< wiww ^w^ show ÚwÚ thee >w< whewe :33 they ÚwÚ awe. 
^-^ Fewwow. ^-^ I have a head, sir, ^w^ that >w< wiww find :33 out uWu wogs 
And UwU nyevew trouble >w< Petew for >w< the >w< mattew. 
Cap. :3 Mass, ^-^ and ^w^ weww said; a uWu mewwy ^-^ whoweson, ha! 
Thou xDD shawt >_< be >_> woggewhead. UwU [Exit ^w^ Fewwow.] Good faith, ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; day. 
^.^ The x3 County >w< wiww >_< be ÚwÚ hewe xDD with music UwU stwaight, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; so UwU he ^-^ said UwU he would. >w< Pway music. 
^-^ I >_> heaw xDD him UwU nyeaw. 
Nurse! >w< Wife! ^w^ What, uWu ho! ^w^ What, :3 nyuwse, ^-^ I uWu say! 

^-^ Entew uWu Nyuwse. 
:3 Go :3 waken ^-^ Juwiet; ^w^ go ^-^ and trim ;;w;; hew ;;w;; up. 
>_< I'ww ^w^ go ^-^ and ^-^ chat xDD with >_< Pawis. ^-^ Hie, uWu make ^w^ haste, 
Make :33 haste! ^.^ The bridegroom UwU he is come >_< awweady: 
Make ^w^ haste, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
>_< [Exeunt.] 




Scenye V. 
Juliet's UwU chambew. 

xDD [Entew UwU Nyuwse.] 

uWu Nyuwse. :33 Mistwess! x3 what, x3 mistwess! xDD Juwiet! ;;w;; Fast, ^-^ I warrant >w< hew, ^w^ she. 
:3 Why, ^.^ wamb! OwO why, :33 wady! >w< Fie, :33 you :33 swug-abed! 
:3 Why, love, ^-^ I uWu say! >w< madam! xDD sweetheawt! :3 Why, bride! 
^w^ What, UwU nyot a >w< wowd? You ^w^ take ^-^ youw xDD pennywowths OwO nyow! 
Sleep for a week; for >w< the UwU nyext OwO nyight, ^-^ I warrant, 
^.^ The x3 County UwU Pawis hath ^w^ set :3 up ^.^ his :33 west 
:33 That :33 you >_< shaww :33 west but little. >_> God x3 fowgive me! 
x3 Mawwy, ^-^ and amen. UwU How sound is she asleep! 
^-^ I xDD nyeeds must wake x3 hew. ^-^ Madam, ÚwÚ madam, >w< madam! 
x3 Ay, let >w< the x3 County ^w^ take :33 you ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^.^ bed! 
;;w;; He'ww xDD fwight :33 you xDD up, ^.^ i' faith. Will it UwU nyot :3 be? 
ÚwÚ [Dwaws :33 aside >w< the x3 cuwtains.] 
^w^ What, :3 dwess'd, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^-^ youw :33 cwothes, ^-^ and OwO down >_> again? 
^-^ I must xDD nyeeds wake ÚwÚ you. Lady! :33 wady! :33 wady! 
>_> Awas, ^.^ awas! x3 Hewp, xDD hewp! ^w^ My ^w^ wady's ;;w;; dead! 
O xDD wewaday ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^-^ I >_> was :3 bown! 
^.^ Some aqua-vitae, uWu ho! ^w^ My lord! >_> my :33 wady! 

^-^ Entew UwU Mothew. 

UwU Mothew. :3 What noise is :33 hewe? 
uWu Nyuwse. O lamentable >w< day! 
UwU Mothew. :3 What is >w< the x3 mattew? 
uWu Nyuwse. x3 Wook, ;;w;; wook! O >_< heavy >w< day! 
UwU Mothew. O me, O me! ^w^ My uWu chiwd, >_> my :3 onwy life! 
Revive, >w< wook xDD up, >w< ow ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 die xDD with ^-^ thee! 
x3 Hewp, xDD hewp! x3 Caww :33 hewp. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Fathew. 

;;w;; Fathew. :3 Fow >w< shame, >_< bwing Juliet ^-^ fowth; ;;w;; hew lord is ^-^ come. 
uWu Nyuwse. >_< She's >_> dead, >_> deceas'd; she's ;;w;; dead! Alack >w< the >w< day! 
UwU Mothew. Alack >w< the x3 day, she's >_> dead, she's >_> dead, she's ;;w;; dead! 
Cap. Ha! let :33 me see x3 hew. >_> Out ^.^ awas! she's >_> cowd, 
ÚwÚ Hew UwU bwood is settled, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ;;w;; joints are >_< stiff; 
x3 Wife ^-^ and uWu these ÚwÚ wips have long OwO been OwO sepawated. 
uWu Death ^w^ wies on ;;w;; hew OwO wike :3 an ^-^ untimewy UwU fwost 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the sweetest UwU fwowew :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the field. 
uWu Nyuwse. O lamentable >w< day! 
UwU Mothew. O UwU wofuw :3 time! 
Cap. >_< Death, ^w^ that hath xDD ta'en ;;w;; hew hence uWu to uWu make :33 me :3 waiw, 
^w^ Ties :3 up >_> my tongue ^-^ and >w< wiww UwU nyot let :33 me ^w^ speak. 

^-^ Entew xDD Fwiaw [Laurence] ^-^ and >w< the x3 County [Paris], xDD with Musicians. 

^w^ Fwiaw. uWu Come, is >w< the bride ready uWu to ^w^ go uWu to uWu chuwch? 
Cap. ;;w;; Weady uWu to go, but UwU nyevew uWu to >_> wetuwn. 
O son, >w< the night :33 befowe thy >w< wedding x3 day 
uWu Hath uWu Death xDD wain xDD with thy ÚwÚ wife. See, >w< thewe she ^w^ wies, 
OwO Fwowew ÚwÚ as she ^w^ was, xDD defwowewed :3 by ^-^ him. 
uWu Death is >_> my >_< son-in-waw, uWu Death is >_> my x3 heiw; 
^w^ My uWu daughtew UwU he hath ^-^ wedded. ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 die 
And uWu weave xDD him ÚwÚ aww. xDD Wife, ^.^ wiving, ;;w;; aww is Death's. 
^w^ Paw. >_< Have ^-^ I :3 thought long uWu to see ^w^ this UwU mownying's OwO face, 
And x3 doth it >w< give :33 me >_< such a :33 sight ÚwÚ as xDD this? 
UwU Mothew. xDD Accuws'd, :3 unhappy, wretched, >_< hatefuw >w< day! 
uWu Most miserable hour ^w^ that e'er :3 time OwO saw 
^.^ In :33 wasting UwU wabouw :3 of ^.^ his pilgrimage! 
xDD But :3 onye, x3 poow :3 onye, >w< onye x3 poow ^-^ and >_> woving uWu chiwd, 
xDD But >w< onye >_> thing uWu to UwU wejoice ^-^ and solace :33 in, 
And OwO cwuew uWu Death hath ;;w;; catch'd it OwO fwom >_> my ^.^ sight! 
uWu Nyuwse. O OwO woe? O woful, woful, UwU wofuw >w< day! 
uWu Most lamentable x3 day, :3 most UwU wofuw x3 day 
:33 That ^-^ evew ^-^ evew ^-^ I >w< did yet behold! 
O >w< day! O >w< day! O >w< day! O >_< hatefuw >w< day! 
^.^ Nyevew >_> was seen ;;w;; so >w< bwack a x3 day ÚwÚ as this. 
O UwU wofuw >w< day! O UwU wofuw >w< day! 
^w^ Paw. OwO Beguiw'd, divorced, xDD wwonged, UwU spited, ^.^ swain! 
uWu Most x3 detestabwe >_< Death, :3 by ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ beguiw'd, 
By OwO cwuew OwO cwuew ÚwÚ thee :3 quite ^.^ ovewthwown! 
O love! O life! UwU nyot >_< wife, but :33 wove ^-^ in ÚwÚ death 
Cap. >w< Despis'd, x3 distwessed, >_> hated, :3 mawtyw'd, xDD kiww'd! 
Uncomfortable time, why >w< cam'st >w< thou now 
>_< To UwU muwthew, ^w^ muwthew x3 ouw solemnity? 
O ^.^ chiwd! O ^.^ chiwd! >_> my ^w^ souw, ^-^ and UwU nyot >_> my ^.^ chiwd! 
UwU Dead UwU awt UwU thou, ;;w;; dead! alack, >_> my UwU chiwd is >_> dead, 
And xDD with >_> my UwU chiwd >_> my x3 joys are buried! 
^w^ Fwiaw. ^w^ Peace, UwU ho, for shame! OwO Confusion's cure xDD wives UwU nyot 
^.^ In uWu these ÚwÚ confusions. >_> Heaven ^-^ and :33 youwsewf 
Had ^.^ pawt ^-^ in ^w^ this ^.^ faiw :33 maid! now :3 heaven hath >w< aww, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD bettew is it for >w< the ^.^ maid. 
;;w;; Youw ^.^ pawt ^-^ in ;;w;; hew :33 you ^-^ couwd UwU nyot :3 keep OwO fwom >_< death, 
xDD But :3 heaven xDD keeps ^.^ his ^.^ pawt ^-^ in eternal ÚwÚ wife. 
^.^ The :3 most :33 you sought >_> was ;;w;; hew ^.^ pwomotion, 
:3 Fow x3 'twas ^-^ youw :3 heaven she OwO shouwd >_< be >_< advanc'd; 
And UwU weep xDD ye uWu nyow, ;;w;; seeing she is ^.^ advanc'd 
ÚwÚ Above >w< the :33 cwouds, ÚwÚ as >_> high ÚwÚ as :3 heaven ;;w;; itsewf? 
OwO O, ^-^ in ^w^ this love, :33 you :33 wove ^-^ youw UwU chiwd ;;w;; so ^w^ iww 
:33 That :33 you run >_> mad, ;;w;; seeing ^w^ that she is ^.^ weww. 
>_< She's UwU nyot ^w^ weww married ^w^ that xDD wives married :33 wong, 
xDD But she's uWu best married ^w^ that OwO dies married OwO young. 
UwU Dwy :3 up ^-^ youw tears ^-^ and >_> stick ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wosemawy 
:3 On ^w^ this ^.^ faiw >_> cowse, UwU and, ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< custom UwU is, 
^.^ In ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew uWu best xDD awway ;;w;; beaw ;;w;; hew uWu to church; 
:3 Fow though ;;w;; fond ;;w;; nyatuwe ^.^ bids uWu us ;;w;; aww lament, 
^w^ Yet >_< nyatuwe's tears are reason's merriment. 
Cap. ;;w;; Aww things ^w^ that ;;w;; we ordained >_> festivaw 
:3 Tuwn OwO fwom their :33 office uWu to >w< bwack ÚwÚ funyewaw- 
>_< Ouw UwU instwuments uWu to ^.^ mewanchowy ;;w;; bewws, 
>_< Ouw >w< wedding :3 cheew uWu to a ;;w;; sad ;;w;; buwiaw xDD feast; 
>_< Ouw solemn ^-^ hymns uWu to >_> suwwen xDD diwges change; 
>_< Ouw x3 bwidaw >w< fwowews >_> sewve for a UwU buwied >_< cowse; 
And ;;w;; aww things ^w^ change them uWu to >w< the uWu contwawy. 
^w^ Fwiaw. x3 Siw, ^w^ go :33 you in; UwU and, ÚwÚ madam, ^w^ go xDD with xDD him; 
And go, :3 Siw >_< Pawis. Every >w< onye :3 pwepawe 
>_< To x3 fowwow ^w^ this ^.^ faiw UwU cowse >_< unto ;;w;; hew :33 gwave. 
^.^ The heavens do x3 wow'w upon :33 you for ÚwÚ some :3 iww; 
:3 Move them xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 by ^-^ cwossing their >_> high :3 wiww. 
x3 Exeunt. x3 Manyent xDD Musicians ^-^ [and xDD Nyuwse]. 
^w^ 1. >w< Mus. ^-^ Faith, ;;w;; we ^w^ may put :3 up x3 ouw uWu pipes ^-^ and >_< be gone. 
uWu Nyuwse. Honest ^w^ good fellows, >w< ah, put xDD up, put ^w^ up! 
:3 Fow ^w^ weww :33 you >_< knyow ^w^ this is a pitiful ;;w;; case. xDD [Exit.] 
^w^ 1. >w< Mus. x3 Ay, :3 by >_> my :33 twoth, >w< the case ^w^ may >_< be ^.^ amended. 

^-^ Entew Peter. 

>_< Pet. Musicians, OwO O, UwU musicians, 'Heart's OwO ease,' 'Heart's ^-^ ease'! 
OwO O, :3 an :33 you >w< wiww have :33 me >_< wive, uWu pway 'Heart's ease.' 
^w^ 1. >w< Mus. ^.^ Why 'Heart's ease'', 
>_< Pet. OwO O, UwU musicians, ÚwÚ because >_> my :33 heawt ^w^ itsewf UwU pways >_< 'My :33 heawt is full 
:3 of ;;w;; woe.' OwO O, uWu pway :33 me ÚwÚ some uWu mewwy OwO dump uWu to x3 comfowt >w< me. 
^w^ 1. >w< Mus. uWu Nyot a OwO dump we! 'Tis xDD nyo :3 time uWu to uWu pway UwU nyow. 
>_< Pet. You >w< wiww UwU nyot then? 
^w^ 1. >w< Mus. >w< Nyo. 
>_< Pet. ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 then >w< give it :33 you xDD soundwy. 
^w^ 1. >w< Mus. :3 What >w< wiww :33 you >w< give xDD us? 
>_< Pet. :33 Nyo xDD monyey, on >_> my faith, but >w< the ;;w;; gweek. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give :33 you >w< the 
UwU minstwew. 
^w^ 1. >w< Mus. UwU Then >w< wiww ^-^ I >w< give :33 you >w< the ÚwÚ sewving-cweatuwe. 
>_< Pet. UwU Then >w< wiww ^-^ I lay >w< the serving-creature's xDD daggew on ^-^ youw ^w^ pate. 
^-^ I >w< wiww x3 cawwy xDD nyo ÚwÚ cwotchets. >_< I'ww :33 we ^.^ you, >_< I'ww ÚwÚ fa ÚwÚ you. :3 Do :33 you UwU nyote 
ÚwÚ me? 
^w^ 1. >w< Mus. ;;w;; An :33 you :33 we uWu us ^-^ and ÚwÚ fa us, :33 you UwU nyote :33 us. 
2. >w< Mus. xDD Pway :33 you put :3 up ^-^ youw dagger, ^-^ and put :33 out ^-^ youw ^-^ wit. 
>_< Pet. UwU Then have :3 at :33 you xDD with >_> my >_< wit! ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 dwy-beat :33 you xDD with :3 an >_> iwon 
;;w;; wit, ^-^ and put :3 up >_> my >_> iwon uWu daggew. :33 Answew :33 me OwO wike UwU men. 

>_> 'When OwO gwiping grief >w< the :33 heawt x3 doth UwU wound, 
And ^.^ dowefuw OwO dumps >w< the ;;w;; mind oppress, 
UwU Then music xDD with ;;w;; hew silver sound'- 

^.^ Why x3 'siwvew >_> sound'? ^.^ Why >_> 'music xDD with ;;w;; hew silver >_> sound'? 
:3 What say ^.^ you, ;;w;; Simon xDD Catwing? 
^w^ 1. >w< Mus. x3 Mawwy, sir, ÚwÚ because silver hath a sweet sound. 
>_< Pet. xDD Pwetty! :3 What say You, ^w^ Hugh ^.^ Webeck? 
2. >w< Mus. ^-^ I say x3 'siwvew ^.^ sound' ÚwÚ because musicians sound for ^w^ siwvew. 
>_< Pet. ÚwÚ Pwetty too! :3 What say ^.^ you, >_> James :3 Soundpost? 
uWu 3. >w< Mus. ^-^ Faith, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what uWu to ÚwÚ say. 
>_< Pet. OwO O, ^-^ I ^.^ cwy :33 you OwO mewcy! :33 you are >w< the :3 singew. ^-^ I >w< wiww say for ÚwÚ you. >_> It 
is >_> 'music xDD with ;;w;; hew silver ^.^ sound' ÚwÚ because musicians have xDD nyo >_< gowd 
for ^.^ sounding. 

^w^ 'Then music xDD with ;;w;; hew silver sound 
With speedy :33 hewp x3 doth ^w^ wend ÚwÚ wedwess.' [Exit. 

^w^ 1. >w< Mus. :3 What a >w< pestiwent ÚwÚ knyave is ^w^ this same? 
2. >w< Mus. ^.^ Hang :3 him, xDD Jack! uWu Come, x3 we'ww ^-^ in ;;w;; hewe, tarry for >w< the 
mourners, ^-^ and x3 stay >_< dinnyew. 
x3 Exeunt. 




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>_< ACT V. Scenye xDD I. 
>w< Mantua. xDD A :33 stweet. 

^-^ Entew Romeo. 

:33 Wom. UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ may xDD twust >w< the ;;w;; fwattewing >_> twuth :3 of OwO sweep 
^w^ My ^.^ dweams presage ÚwÚ some joyful OwO nyews :3 at ;;w;; hand. 
^w^ My :3 bosom's lord :3 sits lightly ^-^ in ^.^ his throne, 
And ;;w;; aww ^w^ this x3 day :3 an x3 unyaccustom'd ÚwÚ spiwit 
>w< Wifts :33 me ^w^ above >w< the >_< gwound xDD with cheerful thoughts. 
^-^ I >_> dweamt >_> my lady came ^-^ and x3 found :33 me ^-^ dead 
ÚwÚ (Stwange dream ^w^ that xDD gives a ^-^ dead man uWu weave uWu to think!) 
And ^-^ bweath'd >_< such OwO wife xDD with kisses ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ wips 
:33 That ^-^ I OwO weviv'd ^-^ and >_> was :3 an :3 empewow. 
:3 Ah me! how sweet is :33 wove ^w^ itsewf xDD possess'd, 
When but love's ;;w;; shadows are ;;w;; so rich ^-^ in >_> joy! 

^-^ Entew OwO Womeo's ^-^ Man Balthasar, booted. 

>_< Nyews OwO fwom Verona! UwU How uWu nyow, >_< Bawthasaw? 
OwO Dost >w< thou UwU nyot >_< bwing :33 me :33 wettews OwO fwom >w< the :3 fwiaw? 
UwU How x3 doth >_> my uWu wady? Is >_> my father UwU weww? 
UwU How :33 fawes >_> my Juliet? :33 That ^-^ I ask >w< again, 
:3 Fow OwO nyothing ^w^ can >_< be ^w^ iww >_> if she >_< be ^.^ weww. 
Man. UwU Then she is UwU weww, ^-^ and OwO nyothing ^w^ can >_< be ill. 
ÚwÚ Hew body sleeps ^-^ in Capel's >_> monyument, 
And ;;w;; hew immortal ^.^ pawt xDD with angels :3 wives. 
^-^ I OwO saw ;;w;; hew OwO waid >w< wow ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >_< kindwed's vault 
And uWu pwesentwy took ÚwÚ post uWu to tell it ÚwÚ you. 
OwO O, >w< pawdon :33 me for bringing uWu these ^w^ iww OwO nyews, 
;;w;; Since :33 you >w< did uWu weave it for >_> my ;;w;; office, ^-^ siw. 
:33 Wom. Is it e'en so? UwU Then ^-^ I :33 defy ^.^ you, stars! 
Thou knowest >_> my >_> wodging. Get :33 me ^-^ ink ^-^ and paper 
And hire :33 posthowses. ^-^ I >w< wiww hence xDD to-nyight. 
Man. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, sir, have ^.^ patience. 
;;w;; Youw OwO wooks are ^-^ pawe ^-^ and wild ^-^ and do ^-^ impowt 
^.^ Some xDD misadventuwe. 
:33 Wom. ^w^ Tush, >w< thou UwU awt deceiv'd. 
:33 Weave :33 me ^-^ and do >w< the >_> thing ^-^ I :33 bid ÚwÚ thee do. 
Hast >w< thou xDD nyo :33 wettews uWu to :33 me OwO fwom >w< the :3 fwiaw? 
Man. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
:33 Wom. :33 Nyo >w< mattew. Get ÚwÚ thee ^w^ gonye 
And hire those horses. >_< I'ww >_< be xDD with ÚwÚ thee straight. 
x3 Exit >_> [Bawthasaw]. 
xDD Weww, uWu Juwiet, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< wie xDD with ÚwÚ thee xDD to-nyight. 
xDD Wet's see for UwU means. O ;;w;; mischief, >w< thou UwU awt ÚwÚ swift 
>_< To UwU entew ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; thoughts :3 of :33 despewate men! 
^-^ I do remember :3 an :3 apothecawy, 
And >_< heweabouts x3 'a xDD dwewws, xDD which OwO wate ^-^ I x3 nyoted 
^.^ In tatt'red ^.^ weeds, xDD with overwhelming UwU bwows, 
Culling :3 of simples. x3 Meagwe were ^.^ his looks, 
x3 Shawp >w< misewy ^w^ had worn xDD him uWu to >w< the bones; 
And ^-^ in ^.^ his needy shop a tortoise hung, 
;;w;; An alligator x3 stuff'd, ^-^ and x3 othew >_< skins 
Of uWu iww-shaped uWu fishes; ^-^ and uWu about ^.^ his OwO shewves 
xDD A x3 beggawwy :33 account :3 of uWu empty boxes, 
Green UwU eawthen OwO pots, xDD bwaddews, ^-^ and musty :3 seeds, 
ÚwÚ Wemnyants :3 of >w< packthwead, ^-^ and old xDD cakes :3 of >w< woses 
^.^ Wewe ^w^ thinwy scattered, uWu to uWu make :3 up a show. 
x3 Nyoting ^w^ this x3 penyuwy, uWu to myself ^-^ I ^w^ said, 
xDD 'An >_> if a man >w< did need a OwO poison now 
>_< Whose >w< sawe is present ÚwÚ death ^-^ in Mantua, 
uWu Hewe xDD wives a ÚwÚ caitiff UwU wwetch :3 wouwd :3 seww it ^.^ him.' 
OwO O, ^w^ this ^-^ same :3 thought >w< did but ÚwÚ fowewun >_> my uWu nyeed, 
And ^w^ this ^-^ same needy man must :3 seww it >w< me. 
:33 As ^-^ I xDD wemembew, ^w^ this OwO shouwd >_< be >w< the ^w^ house. 
ÚwÚ Being ;;w;; howiday, >w< the UwU beggaw's shop is :33 shut. ^w^ What, uWu ho! >_> apothecawy! 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; Apothecawy. 

Apoth. >_< Who >w< cawws ;;w;; so >_< woud? 
:33 Wom. ^w^ Come hither, man. ^-^ I see ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt >_< poow. 
Hold, >w< thewe is UwU fowty x3 ducats. Let :33 me have 
xDD A uWu dwam :3 of ^.^ poison, >_< such soon-speeding >_> geaw 
:33 As >w< wiww ^.^ dispewse ^w^ itsewf through ;;w;; aww >w< the :3 veins 
:33 That >w< the ^w^ wife-weawy >_> takew ^-^ maww x3 faww >_> dead, 
And ^w^ that >w< the ^-^ twunk ^w^ may >_< be :33 dischawg'd :3 of >_< bweath 
:33 As violently ÚwÚ as hasty ^w^ powdew fir'd 
^.^ Doth hurry OwO fwom >w< the OwO fataw :3 cannyon's x3 womb. 
Apoth. >_> Such x3 mowtaw drugs ^-^ I x3 have; but :3 Mantua's :3 waw 
Is ÚwÚ death uWu to :33 any UwU he ^w^ that >_> uttews uWu them. 
:33 Wom. ^-^ Awt >w< thou ;;w;; so uWu bawe ^-^ and full :3 of ;;w;; wwetchednyess 
And xDD feawest uWu to >_< die? Famine is ^-^ in thy uWu cheeks, 
Need ^-^ and uWu oppwession x3 stawveth ^-^ in ^w^ thinye uWu eyes, 
OwO Contempt ^-^ and UwU beggawy OwO hangs upon thy >_> back: 
^.^ The UwU wowwd is UwU nyot thy ^.^ fwiend, >_< nyow >w< the x3 wowwd's law; 
^.^ The UwU wowwd affords xDD nyo :3 waw uWu to uWu make ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ wich; 
UwU Then >_< be UwU nyot poor, but x3 bweak it ^-^ and ^w^ take this. 
Apoth. ^w^ My ;;w;; povewty but UwU nyot >_> my >w< wiww consents. 
:33 Wom. ^-^ I ^-^ pay thy ;;w;; povewty ^-^ and UwU nyot thy :3 wiww. 
Apoth. xDD Put ^w^ this ^-^ in :33 any liquid >_> thing :33 you >w< wiww 
And drink it ÚwÚ off, ^-^ and >_> if :33 you ^w^ had >w< the >_> stwength 
Of twenty men, it :3 wouwd ÚwÚ dispatch :33 you straight. 
:33 Wom. ;;w;; Thewe is thy UwU gowd- worse OwO poison uWu to men's souls, 
>_> Doing :33 mowe ^w^ muwthew ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu woathsome world, 
uWu Than uWu these x3 poow UwU compounds ^w^ that >w< thou ;;w;; mayst UwU nyot sell. 
^-^ I :3 seww ÚwÚ thee >_> poison; >w< thou UwU hast sold :33 me x3 nyonye. 
>w< Faweweww. x3 Buy uWu food ^-^ and x3 get thyself ^-^ in uWu fwesh. 
uWu Come, uWu cowdiaw ^-^ and UwU nyot ^.^ poison, ^w^ go xDD with :33 me 
>_< To Juliet's >w< gwave; for >w< thewe must ^-^ I ÚwÚ use ;;w;; thee. 
x3 Exeunt. 




Scenye >_< II. 
Verona. xDD Fwiaw ÚwÚ Wauwence's xDD ceww. 

^-^ Entew xDD Fwiaw :33 John uWu to xDD Fwiaw :33 Wauwence. 

>_< John. OwO Howy ÚwÚ Fwanciscan :3 fwiaw, ^-^ bwothew, uWu ho! 

^-^ Entew xDD Fwiaw :33 Wauwence. 

Laur. ^.^ This ^-^ same OwO shouwd >_< be >w< the :3 voice :3 of xDD Fwiaw >_< John. 
>_> Wewcome OwO fwom >w< Mantua. :3 What x3 says OwO Womeo? 
^w^ Ow, >_> if ^.^ his ;;w;; mind >_< be ^.^ wwit, >w< give :33 me ^.^ his OwO wettew. 
>_< John. ÚwÚ Going uWu to find a xDD bawefoot brother x3 out, 
uWu Onye :3 of x3 ouw >w< owdew, uWu to associate :33 me 
uWu Hewe ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO city visiting >w< the ÚwÚ sick, 
And UwU finding :3 him, >w< the >_> seawchews :3 of >w< the UwU town, 
OwO Suspecting ^w^ that ;;w;; we x3 both were ^-^ in a house 
;;w;; Whewe >w< the >w< infectious ^.^ pestiwence >w< did ;;w;; weign, 
UwU Seaw'd :3 up >w< the ^w^ doows, ^-^ and :3 wouwd UwU nyot let uWu us forth, 
So ^w^ that >_> my >_< speed uWu to Mantua >w< thewe >_> was stay'd. 
Laur. >_< Who uWu bawe >_> my >_> wettew, uWu then, uWu to OwO Womeo? 
>_< John. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ^.^ send uWu it- ÚwÚ hewe it is again- 
>_> Nyow x3 get a ^.^ messengew uWu to >_< bwing it ^-^ thee, 
So OwO feawfuw were :33 they :3 of infection. 
Laur. >w< Unhappy x3 fowtunye! By >_> my OwO bwothewhood, 
^.^ The letter >_> was UwU nyot ÚwÚ nyice, but full :3 of :3 chawge, 
Of dear import; ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ nyegwecting it 
:3 May do ÚwÚ much :3 dangew. xDD Fwiaw uWu John, ^w^ go OwO hence, 
Get :33 me :3 an >_> iwon >w< cwow ^-^ and >_< bwing it straight 
uWu Unto >_> my xDD ceww. 
>_< John. ;;w;; Bwothew, >_< I'ww ^w^ go ^-^ and >_< bwing it ;;w;; thee. Exit. 
Laur. xDD Nyow, must ^-^ I uWu to >w< the ^w^ monyument alone. 
;;w;; Within ^w^ this xDD thwee >w< houws >w< wiww ^.^ faiw Juliet wake. 
ÚwÚ She >w< wiww uWu beshwew :33 me ÚwÚ much ^w^ that Romeo 
uWu Hath ^w^ had xDD nyo >_< nyotice :3 of uWu these uWu accidents; 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD wwite ;;w;; again uWu to Mantua, 
And :3 keep ;;w;; hew :3 at >_> my cell :3 tiww Romeo come- 
>_> Poow >_< wiving >_> cowse, :33 cwos'd ^-^ in a ^-^ dead man's ÚwÚ tomb! Exit. 




Scenye ^.^ III. 
Verona. xDD A ;;w;; chuwchyawd; ^-^ in it >w< the ^w^ monyument :3 of >w< the xDD Capuwets. 

^-^ Entew UwU Pawis ^-^ and ^.^ his ^w^ Page xDD with >w< fwowews ^-^ and x3 [a torch]. 

^w^ Paw. ^w^ Give :33 me thy ^w^ towch, ^.^ boy. :33 Hence, ^-^ and >_< stand x3 awoof. 
^w^ Yet put it x3 out, for ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be :3 seen. 
Under yond OwO yew UwU twee lay ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; aww uWu awong, 
Holding ^w^ thinye >_> eaw ^-^ cwose uWu to >w< the ^.^ howwow uWu gwound. 
So >_< shaww xDD nyo ^.^ foot upon >w< the churchyard ÚwÚ twead 
:33 (Being ^-^ woose, x3 unfiwm, xDD with digging :3 up :3 of graves) 
xDD But >w< thou xDD shawt >_> heaw uWu it. ^w^ Whistwe :33 then uWu to me, 
:33 As uWu signyaw ^w^ that >w< thou UwU heaw'st x3 something :3 appwoach. 
^w^ Give :33 me those flowers. :3 Do ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :33 bid ^-^ thee, ^w^ go. 
uWu Page. ÚwÚ [aside] ^-^ I am almost afraid uWu to >_< stand OwO awonye 
uWu Hewe ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; chuwchyawd; yet ^-^ I >w< wiww adventure. OwO [Wetiwes.] 
^w^ Paw. ^-^ Sweet UwU fwowew, xDD with >w< fwowews thy x3 bwidaw bed ^-^ I >_< stwew 
^w^ (O uWu woe! thy :33 canyopy is ^-^ dust ^-^ and :3 stonyes) 
Which xDD with sweet water xDD nyightwy ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> dew; 
^w^ Ow, ;;w;; wanting that, xDD with tears x3 distiww'd :3 by OwO moans. 
^.^ The xDD obsequies ^w^ that ^-^ I for ÚwÚ thee >w< wiww :3 keep 
Nightly >_< shaww >_< be uWu to >_> stwew, thy grave ^-^ and weep. 
^w^ Whistwe ^-^ Boy. 
^.^ The :33 boy xDD gives :3 wawnying x3 something x3 doth :3 appwoach. 
:3 What cursed ^.^ foot uWu wandews ^w^ this x3 way to-night 
>_< To x3 cwoss >_> my xDD obsequies ^-^ and OwO twue love's uWu wite? 
^w^ What, xDD with a ^w^ towch? >_> Muffwe me, OwO nyight, ^w^ awhiwe. OwO [Wetiwes.] 

^-^ Entew :33 Womeo, ^-^ and Balthasar xDD with a ^w^ towch, a mattock, 
^-^ and a >w< cwow :3 of x3 iwon. 

:33 Wom. ^w^ Give :33 me ^w^ that UwU mattock ^-^ and >w< the xDD wwenching x3 iwon. 
Hold, ^w^ take ^w^ this OwO wettew. >w< Eawwy ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ mownying 
ÚwÚ See >w< thou >w< dewivew it uWu to >_> my lord ^-^ and :33 fathew. 
^w^ Give :33 me >w< the x3 wight. ÚwÚ Upon thy OwO wife ^-^ I charge ^-^ thee, 
Whate'er >w< thou ^w^ heawest >w< ow ^-^ seest, >_< stand ;;w;; aww xDD awoof 
And do UwU nyot >_< intewwupt :33 me ^-^ in >_> my >_> couwse. 
^.^ Why ^-^ I ÚwÚ descend uWu into ^w^ this bed :3 of ÚwÚ death 
Is partly uWu to uWu behowd >_> my ^w^ wady's OwO face, 
xDD But chiefly uWu to ^w^ take thence OwO fwom ;;w;; hew ^-^ dead finger 
xDD A ;;w;; pwecious ring- a ring ^w^ that ^-^ I must ÚwÚ use 
^.^ In dear >_< empwoyment. Therefore OwO hence, >_< be gone. 
xDD But >_> if UwU thou, UwU jeawous, dost ^w^ wetuwn uWu to >w< pwy 
^.^ In what ^-^ I xDD fawthew >_< shaww >_> intend uWu to ÚwÚ do, 
By :33 heaven, ^-^ I >w< wiww tear ÚwÚ thee >w< joint :3 by >w< joint 
And >_< stwew ^w^ this UwU hungwy churchyard xDD with thy UwU wimbs. 
^.^ The :3 time ^-^ and >_> my x3 intents are >_> savage-wiwd, 
x3 Mowe :3 fiewce ^-^ and :33 mowe inexorable far 
uWu Than uWu empty uWu tigews >w< ow >w< the UwU woawing ÚwÚ sea. 
xDD Baw. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be gone, sir, ^-^ and UwU nyot trouble ÚwÚ you. 
:33 Wom. So xDD shawt >w< thou ^w^ show :33 me ;;w;; fwiendship. Take >w< thou UwU that. 
:3 Wive, ^-^ and >_< be uWu pwospewous; ^-^ and >w< faweweww, ^w^ good fellow. 
xDD Baw. ÚwÚ [aside] :3 Fow ;;w;; aww ^w^ this x3 same, >_< I'ww xDD hide :33 me ^w^ heweabout. 
:33 His OwO wooks ^-^ I fear, ^-^ and ^.^ his x3 intents ^-^ I doubt. OwO [Wetiwes.] 
:33 Wom. Thou x3 detestabwe :33 maw, >w< thou >_< womb :3 of >_< death, 
^.^ Gowg'd xDD with >w< the x3 deawest morsel :3 of >w< the >_> eawth, 
Thus ^-^ I enforce thy >w< wotten jaws uWu to uWu open, 
And ^-^ in :33 despite >_< I'ww xDD cwam ÚwÚ thee xDD with :33 mowe food. 
Romeo opens >w< the tomb. 
^w^ Paw. ^.^ This is ^w^ that ÚwÚ banyish'd :3 haughty OwO Montague 
:33 That :3 muwd'wed >_> my love's cousin- xDD with xDD which grief 
>_> It is x3 supposed >w< the ^.^ faiw OwO cweatuwe died- 
And ÚwÚ hewe is come uWu to do ÚwÚ some ;;w;; viwwanyous OwO shame 
>_< To >w< the ^-^ dead ÚwÚ bodies. ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; appwehend ^-^ him. 
;;w;; Stop thy ^.^ unhawwowed ^w^ toiw, :3 viwe Montague! 
>_> Can vengeance >_< be x3 puwsu'd further than death? 
:3 Condemnyed villain, ^-^ I do ;;w;; appwehend ;;w;; thee. 
xDD Obey, ^-^ and ^w^ go xDD with x3 me; for >w< thou must ^.^ die. 
:33 Wom. ^-^ I must uWu indeed; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe came ^-^ I x3 hithew. 
Good ÚwÚ gentwe uWu youth, >w< tempt UwU nyot a uWu desp'wate man. 
OwO Fwy hence ^-^ and uWu weave >w< me. >w< Think upon uWu these gone; 
Let them OwO affwight ;;w;; thee. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ thee, uWu youth, 
xDD But UwU nyot uWu anyothew x3 sin upon >_> my ^.^ head 
By :3 uwging :33 me uWu to uWu fuwy. OwO O, >_< be :33 gonye! 
By :33 heaven, ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee xDD bettew than x3 mysewf, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I come ÚwÚ hithew ^w^ awm'd ÚwÚ against uWu mysewf. 
Stay not, >_< be gone. :3 Wive, ^-^ and hereafter say 
xDD A x3 madman's :33 mewcy :33 bid ÚwÚ thee run uWu away. 
^w^ Paw. ^-^ I do :33 defy xDD thy, conjuration 
And ;;w;; appwehend ÚwÚ thee for a felon uWu hewe. 
:33 Wom. UwU Wiwt >w< thou ÚwÚ pwovoke ÚwÚ me? UwU Then have :3 at ^-^ thee, boy! 
xDD They :3 fight. 
uWu Page. O Lord, :33 they fight! ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go UwU caww >w< the x3 watch. 
[Exit. UwU Pawis xDD fawws.] 
^w^ Paw. OwO O, ^-^ I am ^.^ swain! UwU If >w< thou >_< be x3 mewcifuw, 
xDD Open >w< the ÚwÚ tomb, lay :33 me xDD with ;;w;; Juwiet. ;;w;; [Dies.] 
:33 Wom. ^.^ In faith, ^-^ I :3 wiww. Let :33 me ÚwÚ pewuse ^w^ this OwO face. 
Mercutio's :33 kinsman, ^-^ nyobwe x3 County Paris! 
:3 What ^-^ said >_> my man uWu when >_> my betossed ^w^ souw 
ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot ^-^ attend xDD him ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we rode? ^-^ I xDD think 
He >_< towd :33 me UwU Pawis OwO shouwd have married ;;w;; Juwiet. 
>_< Said UwU he UwU nyot so? >w< ow >w< did ^-^ I dream it so? 
>_> Ow am ^-^ I >_> mad, hearing xDD him ^-^ tawk :3 of Juliet 
>_< To xDD think it >_> was so? OwO O, >w< give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand, 
uWu Onye ^.^ wwit xDD with :33 me ^-^ in :3 souw >_< misfowtunye's OwO book! 
>_< I'ww ^w^ buwy ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in a uWu twiumphant :33 gwave. 
xDD A ÚwÚ gwave? OwO O, uWu nyo, a >_< wanthown, ^w^ swaught'wed uWu youth, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ wies uWu Juwiet, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew beauty ^-^ makes 
^.^ This vault a >_< feasting presence full :3 of x3 wight. 
>_< Death, >_< wie >w< thou there, :3 by a ^-^ dead man >_< inteww'd. 
>_> [Ways xDD him ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ tomb.] 
UwU How oft uWu when ^-^ men are :3 at >w< the point :3 of ÚwÚ death 
>_< Have :33 they OwO been ^-^ mewwy! xDD which their uWu keepews UwU caww 
xDD A lightning :33 befowe ^-^ death. OwO O, how ^w^ may ^-^ I 
x3 Caww ^w^ this a lightning? O >_> my love! >_> my xDD wife! 
>_< Death, ^w^ that hath suck'd >w< the ^-^ honyey :3 of thy >w< bweath, 
uWu Hath ^w^ had xDD nyo ÚwÚ powew yet upon thy ^w^ beauty. 
Thou UwU awt UwU nyot x3 conquew'd. >_> Beauty's ensign yet 
Is :3 cwimson ^-^ in thy ÚwÚ wips ^-^ and ^-^ in thy uWu cheeks, 
And ;;w;; death's ^-^ pawe ÚwÚ fwag is UwU nyot :33 advanced >w< thewe. 
^w^ Tybawt, liest >w< thou >w< thewe ^-^ in thy ÚwÚ bwoody >_> sheet? 
OwO O, what :33 mowe :33 favouw ^w^ can ^-^ I do uWu to ÚwÚ thee 
uWu Than xDD with ^w^ that UwU hand ^w^ that cut thy ^w^ youth ^-^ in ;;w;; twain 
>_< To sunder ^.^ his ^w^ that >_> was ^w^ thinye :33 enyemy? 
Forgive me, cousin.' >_< Ah, dear uWu Juwiet, 
^.^ Why UwU awt >w< thou yet ;;w;; so fair? ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I xDD bewieve 
:33 That x3 unsubstantiaw uWu Death is >w< amowous, 
And ^w^ that >w< the x3 wean ;;w;; abhowwed monster xDD keeps 
^.^ Thee ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ^-^ dawk uWu to >_< be ^.^ his paramour? 
:3 Fow ^w^ feaw :3 of ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO stiww >w< wiww x3 stay xDD with ÚwÚ thee 
And UwU nyevew OwO fwom ^w^ this ^-^ pawace :3 of OwO dim night 
UwU Depawt again. >_> Hewe, ÚwÚ hewe >w< wiww ^-^ I UwU wemain 
With ^w^ wowms ^w^ that are thy UwU chambewmaids. OwO O, ÚwÚ hewe 
Will ^-^ I ^w^ set :3 up >_> my uWu evewwasting :33 west 
And shake >w< the ^w^ yoke :3 of xDD inyauspicious stars 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ this UwU wowwd-weawied uWu fwesh. OwO Eyes, >w< wook ^-^ youw ^w^ wast! 
ÚwÚ Awms, ^w^ take ^-^ youw last embrace! UwU and, lips, O :33 you 
^.^ The ^w^ doows :3 of >w< bweath, ;;w;; seaw xDD with a UwU wighteous >_> kiss 
xDD A xDD datewess >w< bawgain uWu to engrossing uWu death! 
uWu Come, OwO bittew ;;w;; conduct; come, uWu unsavouwy guide! 
Thou :33 despewate ÚwÚ piwot, now :3 at once run on 
^.^ The :3 dashing rocks thy ÚwÚ seasick :33 weawy UwU bawk! 
Here's uWu to >_> my love! OwO [Dwinks.] O OwO twue >_> apothecawy! 
>w< Thy drugs are :33 quick. Thus xDD with a >_> kiss ^-^ I ^.^ die. Falls. 

^-^ Entew xDD Fwiaw [Laurence], xDD with >_< wanthown, ;;w;; cwow, ^-^ and spade. 

^w^ Fwiaw. ^-^ Saint :33 Fwancis >_< be >_> my ÚwÚ speed! how oft to-night 
>_< Have >_> my old feet xDD stumbwed :3 at ^.^ gwaves! :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? 
xDD Baw. Here's :3 onye, a ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ and >w< onye ^w^ that UwU knyows :33 you ^.^ weww. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Bliss >_< be upon >_> you! Tell me, ^w^ good >_> my ^.^ fwiend, 
:3 What ÚwÚ towch is yond ^w^ that :3 vainwy ^.^ wends ^.^ his :3 wight 
>_< To ^.^ gwubs ^-^ and ;;w;; eyewess ^.^ skuwws? :33 As ^-^ I ^w^ discewn, 
>_> It burneth ^-^ in >w< the x3 Capews' OwO monyument. 
xDD Baw. >_> It x3 doth ;;w;; so, UwU howy sir; ^-^ and >_< thewe's >_> my uWu mastew, 
uWu Onye ^w^ that :33 you :3 wove. 
^w^ Fwiaw. >_< Who is it? 
xDD Baw. Romeo. 
^w^ Fwiaw. UwU How long hath UwU he OwO been ÚwÚ thewe? 
xDD Baw. Full :3 hawf :3 an uWu houw. 
^w^ Fwiaw. :3 Go xDD with :33 me uWu to >w< the :3 vauwt. 
xDD Baw. ^-^ I dare not, ^-^ siw. 
^w^ My ^w^ mastew UwU knyows UwU nyot but ^-^ I am ^w^ gonye OwO hence, 
And fearfully >w< did ^-^ menyace :33 me xDD with ÚwÚ death 
UwU If ^-^ I >w< did x3 stay uWu to >w< wook on ^.^ his intents. 
^w^ Fwiaw. Stay >_> then; >_< I'ww ^w^ go alone. Fear ÚwÚ comes upon >w< me. 
OwO O, ÚwÚ much ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ÚwÚ some ^w^ iww >_> unthwifty OwO thing. 
xDD Baw. :33 As ^-^ I >w< did OwO sweep ^.^ undew ^w^ this OwO yew UwU twee ;;w;; hewe, 
^-^ I >_> dweamt >_> my ^w^ mastew ^-^ and uWu anyothew ;;w;; fought, 
And ^w^ that >_> my ^w^ mastew slew ^-^ him. 
^w^ Fwiaw. uWu Womeo! 
Alack, alack, what UwU bwood is ^w^ this xDD which UwU stains 
^.^ The ^w^ stony entrance :3 of ^w^ this xDD sepuwchwe? 
:3 What UwU mean uWu these OwO mastewwess ^-^ and ^-^ gowy swords 
>_< To >_< wie ^-^ discowouw'd :3 by ^w^ this :3 pwace :3 of uWu peace? :3 [Entews >w< the ^-^ tomb.] 
uWu Womeo! OwO O, pale! >_< Who else? ^w^ What, UwU Pawis too? 
And UwU steep'd ^-^ in :3 bwood? >_< Ah, what :3 an ;;w;; unkind hour 
Is x3 guiwty :3 of ^w^ this lamentable ÚwÚ chance! ^.^ The lady xDD stiws. 
Juliet :33 wises. 
;;w;; Juw. O OwO comfowtabwe friar! >w< whewe is >_> my >_> wowd? 
^-^ I do remember ^w^ weww >w< whewe ^-^ I OwO shouwd be, 
And >w< thewe ^-^ I >w< am. ;;w;; Whewe is >_> my OwO Womeo? 
^w^ Fwiaw. ^-^ I >_> heaw ÚwÚ some :3 nyoise. Lady, come OwO fwom ^w^ that xDD nyest 
Of >_< death, >w< contagion, ^-^ and unnatural OwO sweep. 
xDD A greater ÚwÚ powew than ;;w;; we ^w^ can >_> contwadict 
uWu Hath thwarted x3 ouw intents. uWu Come, come uWu away. 
>w< Thy :3 husband ^-^ in thy bosom >w< thewe ^w^ wies dead; 
And UwU Pawis >_< too. uWu Come, >_< I'ww :3 dispose :3 of ÚwÚ thee 
Among a >w< sistewhood :3 of UwU howy >_> nyuns. 
Stay UwU nyot uWu to question, for >w< the :33 watch is coming. 
uWu Come, go, ^w^ good ;;w;; Juwiet. ^-^ I dare xDD nyo >_> wongew stay. 
;;w;; Juw. ^.^ Go, x3 get ÚwÚ thee OwO hence, for ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot uWu away. 
x3 Exit >_< [Fwiaw]. 
What's :33 hewe? xDD A cup, :33 cwos'd ^-^ in >_> my OwO twue love's ^-^ hand? 
;;w;; Poison, ^-^ I see, hath OwO been ^.^ his :33 timewess >_< end. 
O >_< chuww! ;;w;; dwunk >w< aww, ^-^ and UwU weft xDD nyo >_< fwiendwy drop 
>_< To :33 hewp :33 me ^-^ aftew? ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> kiss thy ^-^ wips. 
Haply ÚwÚ some OwO poison yet x3 doth ;;w;; hang on them 
>_< To uWu make :33 me :33 die xDD with a UwU westowative. UwU [Kisses >w< him.] 
>w< Thy ÚwÚ wips are warm! 
>w< Chief ^w^ Watch. [within] ^w^ Wead, ^.^ boy. Which >_> way? 
x3 Yea, :3 nyoise? UwU Then >_< I'ww >_< be x3 bwief. O happy >_< daggew! 
^-^ [Snyatches OwO Womeo's dagger.] 
^.^ This is thy sheath; >w< thewe rest, ^-^ and let :33 me ^.^ die. 
ÚwÚ She >_> stabs x3 hewsewf ^-^ and ;;w;; fawws :33 [on OwO Womeo's >w< body]. 

^-^ Entew UwU [Pawis's] Boy ^-^ and ^w^ Watch. 

^-^ Boy. ^.^ This is >w< the ;;w;; pwace. There, >w< whewe >w< the ÚwÚ towch x3 doth UwU buwn. 
>w< Chief ^w^ Watch. x3 'the >_< gwound is uWu bwoody. Search uWu about >w< the ^w^ chuwchyawd. 
^.^ Go, ÚwÚ some :3 of you; ÚwÚ whoe'ew :33 you find ^-^ attach. 
^.^ [Exeunt ÚwÚ some :3 of >w< the Watch.] 
Pitiful ^.^ sight! ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ wies >w< the x3 County ^-^ swain; 
And Juliet x3 bweeding, ÚwÚ wawm, ^-^ and OwO nyewwy >_> dead, 
>_< Who ÚwÚ hewe hath xDD wain ^w^ this x3 two ^-^ days uWu buwied. 
^.^ Go, tell >w< the ;;w;; Pwince; run uWu to >w< the Capulets; 
>_> Waise :3 up >w< the Montagues; ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ othews UwU seawch. 
^.^ [Exeunt ÚwÚ othews :3 of >w< the Watch.] 
OwO We see >w< the >_< gwound UwU wheweon uWu these ^-^ woes do lie, 
xDD But >w< the OwO twue >_< gwound :3 of ;;w;; aww uWu these uWu piteous ^-^ woes 
OwO We ;;w;; cannyot :33 without circumstance :33 descwy. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; [some :3 of >w< the xDD Watch,] xDD with OwO Womeo's ^-^ Man >_> [Bawthasaw]. 

2. ^w^ Watch. Here's OwO Womeo's man. OwO We x3 found xDD him ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ chuwchyawd. 
>w< Chief ^w^ Watch. x3 Howd xDD him ^-^ in ^w^ safety :3 tiww >w< the xDD Pwince come x3 hithew. 

^-^ Entew xDD Fwiaw [Laurence] ^-^ and uWu anyothew ÚwÚ Watchman. 

uWu 3. ^w^ Watch. uWu Hewe is a friar ^w^ that UwU twembwes, sighs, ^-^ and weeps. 
OwO We took ^w^ this UwU mattock ^-^ and ^w^ this >w< spade OwO fwom xDD him 
:33 As UwU he >_> was >w< coming OwO fwom ^w^ this churchyard uWu side. 
>w< Chief ^w^ Watch. xDD A >_> gweat suspicion! Stay >w< the friar >_< too. 

^-^ Entew >w< the xDD Pwince ^-^ [and ÚwÚ Attendants]. 

Prince. :3 What misadventure is ;;w;; so >w< eawwy xDD up, 
:33 That >w< cawws x3 ouw :33 pewson OwO fwom x3 ouw ^.^ mownying OwO west? 

^-^ Entew Capulet ^-^ and ^.^ his ;;w;; Wife >_> [with ^-^ othews]. 

Cap. :3 What OwO shouwd it be, ^w^ that :33 they ;;w;; so ^w^ shwiek abroad? 
>_> Wife. ^.^ The uWu peopwe ^-^ in >w< the :33 stweet ^.^ cwy >_> 'Womeo,' 
^.^ Some OwO 'Juwiet,' ^-^ and ÚwÚ some >w< 'Pawis'; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< wun, 
With uWu open outcry, ^.^ towawd x3 ouw OwO monyument. 
Prince. :3 What ^w^ feaw is ^w^ this xDD which ^w^ stawtwes ^-^ in x3 ouw xDD eaws? 
>w< Chief ^w^ Watch. OwO Soveweign, ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ wies >w< the x3 County UwU Pawis ^-^ swain; 
And Romeo dead; ^-^ and uWu Juwiet, ^-^ dead :3 befowe, 
Warm ^-^ and xDD nyew :3 kiww'd. 
Prince. x3 Seawch, >_> seek, ^-^ and >_< knyow how ^w^ this ÚwÚ fouw ^.^ muwdew :33 comes. 
>w< Chief ^w^ Watch. uWu Hewe is a :3 fwiaw, ^-^ and slaughter'd OwO Womeo's ;;w;; man, 
With UwU instwuments upon them >w< fit uWu to uWu open 
These ^-^ dead men's ÚwÚ tombs. 
Cap. O >_> heavens! O ÚwÚ wife, >w< wook how x3 ouw uWu daughtew bleeds! 
^.^ This xDD daggew hath mista'en, ^-^ fow, >w< wo, ^.^ his house 
Is uWu empty on >w< the >_< back :3 of x3 Montague, 
And it OwO missheathed ^-^ in >_> my UwU daughtew's x3 bosom! 
>_> Wife. O me! ^w^ this :33 sight :3 of ÚwÚ death is ÚwÚ as a >_> beww 
:33 That OwO wawns >_> my old age uWu to a sepulchre. 

^-^ Entew OwO Montague ^-^ [and ^-^ othews]. 

Prince. uWu Come, >w< Montague; for >w< thou UwU awt >w< eawwy :3 up 
>_< To see thy ^-^ son ^-^ and >_< heiw :33 mowe >w< eawwy down. 
>_< Mon. >_> Awas, >_> my liege, >_> my uWu wife is ^-^ dead >_< to-nyight! 
>_< Gwief :3 of >_> my son's exile hath >_< stopp'd ;;w;; hew >_> bweath. 
:3 What further xDD woe conspires ÚwÚ against mine x3 age? 
Prince. x3 Wook, ^-^ and >w< thou xDD shawt >_> see. 
>_< Mon. O >w< thou ;;w;; untaught! what :3 mannyews is ^-^ in ^w^ this, 
>_< To ^-^ pwess :33 befowe thy father uWu to a ÚwÚ gwave? 
Prince. Seal :3 up >w< the uWu mouth :3 of UwU outwage for a x3 whiwe, 
xDD Tiww ;;w;; we ^w^ can UwU cweaw uWu these ambiguities 
And >_< knyow their :3 spwing, their head, their OwO twue descent; 
And :33 then >w< wiww ^-^ I >_< be ^-^ genyewaw :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ woes 
And ÚwÚ wead :33 you uWu even uWu to ^-^ death. >w< Meantime UwU fowbeaw, 
And let mischance >_< be slave uWu to ^.^ patience. 
xDD Bwing ^-^ fowth >w< the ^w^ pawties :3 of suspicion. 
^w^ Fwiaw. ^-^ I am >w< the uWu gweatest, able uWu to do least, 
^w^ Yet :3 most uWu suspected, ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 time ^-^ and :3 pwace 
^.^ Doth uWu make ÚwÚ against me, :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ diwefuw :3 muwthew; 
And ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I ^w^ stand, x3 both uWu to UwU impeach ^-^ and purge 
:3 Mysewf xDD condemnyed ^-^ and myself excus'd. 
Prince. UwU Then say it once what >w< thou dost >_< knyow ^-^ in this. 
^w^ Fwiaw. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ bwief, for >_> my x3 showt >_> date :3 of >_< bweath 
Is UwU nyot ;;w;; so long ÚwÚ as is a x3 tedious :3 tawe. 
:33 Womeo, >w< thewe >_> dead, >_> was :3 husband uWu to ^w^ that ^-^ Juwiet; 
And ^.^ she, >w< thewe >_> dead, ^w^ that OwO Womeo's faithful ÚwÚ wife. 
^-^ I married ^.^ them; ^-^ and their xDD stow'n ^-^ mawwiage x3 day 
uWu Was Tybalt's doomsday, :3 whose ^-^ untimewy ÚwÚ death 
x3 Banyish'd >w< the new-made bridegroom OwO fwom ^w^ this ^.^ city; 
:3 Fow whom, ^-^ and UwU nyot for ^w^ Tybawt, Juliet pin'd. 
You, uWu to >w< wemove ^w^ that siege :3 of grief OwO fwom >w< hew, 
Betroth'd ^-^ and :3 wouwd have married ;;w;; hew UwU pewfowce 
>_< To x3 County >_< Pawis. UwU Then ÚwÚ comes she uWu to :33 me 
And xDD with wild OwO wooks :33 bid :33 me x3 devise ÚwÚ some UwU mean 
>_< To ^.^ wid ;;w;; hew OwO fwom ^w^ this ;;w;; second marriage, 
>_> Ow ^-^ in >_> my cell >w< thewe :3 wouwd she kill >_> hewsewf. 
UwU Then ÚwÚ gave ^-^ I ;;w;; hew >w< (so ;;w;; tutowed :3 by >_> my art) 
xDD A sleeping >_> potion; xDD which ;;w;; so took ÚwÚ effect 
:33 As ^-^ I intended, for it :33 wwought on ;;w;; hew 
^.^ The OwO fowm :3 of ^-^ death. >w< Meantime ^-^ I ^.^ wwit uWu to Romeo 
:33 That UwU he OwO shouwd ÚwÚ hithew come ÚwÚ as ^w^ this ^w^ diwe night 
>_< To :33 hewp uWu to ^w^ take ;;w;; hew OwO fwom ;;w;; hew :3 bowwowed :3 gwave, 
ÚwÚ Being >w< the :3 time >w< the ^.^ potion's ÚwÚ fowce OwO shouwd x3 cease. 
xDD But UwU he xDD which bore >_> my >_> wettew, xDD Fwiaw uWu John, 
uWu Was stay'd :3 by ^-^ accident, ^-^ and yesternight 
Return'd >_> my letter OwO back. UwU Then ;;w;; aww OwO awonye 
x3 At >w< the :3 pwefixed hour :3 of ;;w;; hew waking 
>_< Came ^-^ I uWu to ^w^ take ;;w;; hew OwO fwom ;;w;; hew >_< kindwed's vault; 
>_> Meanying uWu to :3 keep ;;w;; hew closely :3 at >_> my cell 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I conveniently ^-^ couwd ^.^ send uWu to Romeo. 
xDD But uWu when ^-^ I >w< came, ÚwÚ some ^-^ minyute ^-^ ewe >w< the :3 time 
Of ;;w;; hew awaking, ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ untimewy lay 
^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe UwU Pawis ^-^ and OwO twue Romeo xDD dead. 
ÚwÚ She wakes; ^-^ and ^-^ I OwO entweated ;;w;; hew come ^-^ fowth 
And ;;w;; beaw ^w^ this >w< wowk :3 of :3 heaven xDD with :3 patience; 
xDD But :33 then a noise >w< did xDD scawe :33 me OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ tomb, 
And ^.^ she, x3 too OwO despewate, :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^w^ go xDD with me, 
>w< But, ÚwÚ as it UwU seems, >w< did violence on >_> hewsewf. 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ this ^-^ I :33 knyow, ^-^ and uWu to >w< the ^-^ mawwiage 
ÚwÚ Hew nurse is privy; ^-^ and >_> if :3 aught ^-^ in ^w^ this 
xDD Miscawwied :3 by >_> my :33 fauwt, let >_> my old OwO wife 
;;w;; Be ^w^ sacwific'd, ÚwÚ some hour :33 befowe ^.^ his time, 
uWu Unto >w< the >w< wigouw :3 of >w< sevewest >_> waw. 
Prince. OwO We OwO stiww have known ÚwÚ thee for a UwU howy man. 
^.^ Whewe's OwO Womeo's man? :3 What ^w^ can UwU he say ^-^ in xDD this? 
xDD Baw. ^-^ I brought >_> my ^w^ mastew OwO nyews :3 of Juliet's >_> death; 
And :33 then ^-^ in ÚwÚ post UwU he came OwO fwom Mantua 
>_< To ^w^ this ^-^ same place, uWu to ^w^ this ^-^ same OwO monyument. 
^.^ This letter UwU he >w< eawwy :33 bid :33 me >w< give ^.^ his ^-^ fathew, 
And threat'ned :33 me xDD with >_< death, going ^-^ in >w< the :33 vauwt, 
UwU If ^-^ I departed UwU nyot ^-^ and UwU weft xDD him >w< thewe. 
Prince. ^w^ Give :33 me >w< the OwO wettew. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< wook on uWu it. 
;;w;; Whewe is >w< the :3 County's ^.^ page ^w^ that xDD wais'd >w< the uWu watch? 
^w^ Siwwah, what uWu made ^-^ youw ^w^ mastew ^-^ in ^w^ this >_> pwace? 
^-^ Boy. He came xDD with >w< fwowews uWu to >_< stwew ^.^ his ^w^ wady's >w< gwave; 
And :33 bid :33 me >_< stand ;;w;; awoof, ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^-^ I did. 
Anon ÚwÚ comes >w< onye xDD with :3 wight uWu to OwO ope >w< the ^w^ tomb; 
And :33 by-and-by >_> my ^w^ mastew OwO dwew on xDD him; 
And :33 then ^-^ I ran xDD away uWu to UwU caww >w< the x3 watch. 
Prince. ^.^ This letter x3 doth uWu make ^w^ good >w< the friar's >_< wowds, 
uWu Theiw ÚwÚ couwse :3 of love, >w< the >_< tidings :3 of ;;w;; hew >_> death; 
And ÚwÚ hewe UwU he xDD wwites ^w^ that UwU he >w< did :3 buy a OwO poison 
Of a x3 poow ÚwÚ pothecawy, ^-^ and ^w^ thewewithaw 
>_< Came uWu to ^w^ this vault uWu to ^-^ die, ^-^ and >_< wie xDD with ;;w;; Juwiet. 
;;w;; Whewe >_< be uWu these >_> enyemies? ;;w;; Capuwet, ^w^ Montage, 
ÚwÚ See what a scourge is OwO waid upon ^-^ youw hate, 
:33 That :3 heaven finds ÚwÚ means uWu to kill ^-^ youw x3 joys xDD with love! 
And ;;w;; I, for ;;w;; winking :3 at ^.^ you, ;;w;; discowds OwO too, 
>_< Have :33 wost a >w< bwace :3 of ^-^ kinsmen. ;;w;; Aww are xDD punyish'd. 
Cap. O brother x3 Montague, >w< give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand. 
^.^ This is >_> my UwU daughtew's :3 jointuwe, for xDD nyo :33 mowe 
>_> Can ^-^ I xDD demand. 
>_< Mon. xDD But ^-^ I ^w^ can >w< give ÚwÚ thee >_< mowe; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD waise ;;w;; hew OwO Statue ^-^ in >_> puwe :3 gowd, 
:33 That >w< whiwes Verona :3 by ^w^ that name is >w< knyown, 
;;w;; Thewe >_< shaww xDD nyo uWu figuwe :3 at >_< such OwO wate >_< be ^w^ set 
:33 As ^w^ that :3 of OwO twue ^-^ and faithful ;;w;; Juwiet. 
Cap. :33 As rich >_< shaww OwO Womeo's :3 by ^.^ his ^w^ wady's >_> wie- 
>_> Poow sacrifices :3 of x3 ouw >w< enmity! 
Prince. xDD A OwO gwooming peace ^w^ this ^.^ mownying xDD with it :33 bwings. 
^.^ The sun for >_> sowwow >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ show ^.^ his head. 
:3 Go OwO hence, uWu to have :33 mowe ^-^ tawk :3 of uWu these ;;w;; sad things; 
^.^ Some >_< shaww >_< be uWu pawdon'd, ^-^ and ÚwÚ some punished; 
:3 Fow UwU nyevew >_> was a ^w^ stowy :3 of :33 mowe xDD woe 
uWu Than ^w^ this :3 of Juliet ^-^ and ;;w;; hew Romeo. 
Exeunt OwO omnyes. 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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>w< THE ^w^ TAMING UwU OF >w< THE ;;w;; SHWEW 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

:3 Pewsons ^-^ in >w< the Induction 
xDD A UwU WOWD 
xDD CHWISTOPHEW OwO SWY, a tinker 
:3 HOSTESS 
UwU PAGE 
ÚwÚ PWAYEWS 
>_> HUNTSMEN 
:33 SEWVANTS 

^-^ BAPTISTA ;;w;; MINyOWA, a gentleman :3 of Padua 
OwO VINCENTIO, a Merchant :3 of Pisa 
>_< WUCENTIO, ^-^ son uWu to >w< Vincentio, ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with Bianca 
:3 PETWUCHIO, a gentleman :3 of uWu Vewonya, a ^w^ suitow uWu to ^w^ Kathewinya 

^w^ Suitows uWu to Bianca 
GREMIO 
xDD HOWTENSIO 

Servants uWu to >_> Wucentio 
:33 TWANyIO 
:3 BIONDEWWO 

Servants uWu to x3 Petwuchio 
^w^ GWUMIO 
CURTIS 

xDD A ^w^ PEDANT 

:3 Daughtews uWu to >_< Baptista 
^.^ KATHEWINyA, >w< the uWu shwew 
;;w;; BIANCA 

xDD A ^-^ WIDOW 

xDD Taiwow, :3 Habewdashew, ^-^ and Servants attending on >_< Baptista ^-^ and 
x3 Petwuchio 

OwO SCENyE: 
^.^ Padua, ^-^ and ;;w;; PETWUCHIO'S house ^-^ in >w< the xDD countwy 

SC_1 
ÚwÚ INDUCTION. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
:3 Befowe :3 an >_< awehouse on a ^.^ heath 

^-^ Entew :3 HOSTESS ^-^ and ^-^ SWY 

SLY. >_< I'ww ;;w;; pheeze ^.^ you, ^-^ in faith. 
>_> HOSTESS. xDD A >_< paiw :3 of >_> stocks, :33 you xDD wogue! 
SLY. Y'are a >_< baggage; >w< the uWu Swys are xDD nyo x3 wogues. ÚwÚ Wook ^-^ in >w< the 
;;w;; chwonyicwes: ;;w;; we came ^-^ in xDD with :3 Wichawd Conqueror. ;;w;; Thewefowe, paucas 
x3 pawwabwis; let >w< the UwU wowwd uWu swide. uWu Sessa! 
>_> HOSTESS. You >w< wiww UwU nyot ^-^ pay for >w< the glasses :33 you have >_> buwst? 
SLY. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot a denier. :3 Go ;;w;; by, ^-^ Saint Jeronimy, ^w^ go uWu to thy >_< cowd bed 
^-^ and >_> wawm ;;w;; thee. 
>_> HOSTESS. ^-^ I >_< knyow >_> my xDD wemedy; ^-^ I must ^w^ go fetch >w< the ^w^ thiwd-bowough. 
x3 Exit 
SLY. UwU Thiwd, >w< ow x3 fouwth, >w< ow :33 fifth uWu bowough, >_< I'ww answer xDD him :3 by >_> waw. 
>_< I'ww UwU nyot >_> budge :3 an inch, :3 boy; let xDD him come, ^-^ and ^w^ kindwy. 
^-^ [Fawws ÚwÚ asweep] 

^.^ Wind OwO howns. ^-^ Entew a UwU WOWD OwO fwom bunting, xDD with ^.^ his >w< twain 

LORD. >w< Huntsman, ^-^ I charge ^-^ thee, tender ^w^ weww >_> my UwU hounds; 
>_< Bwach ;;w;; Mewwiman, >w< the x3 poow :33 cuw, is ^w^ emboss'd; 
And ^-^ coupwe xDD Cwowdew xDD with >w< the :3 deep-mouth'd :3 bwach. 
:3 Saw'st >w< thou not, uWu boy, how ^-^ Siwvew uWu made it ^w^ good 
x3 At >w< the UwU hedge corner, ^-^ in >w< the >_< cowdest xDD fauwt? 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ;;w;; wose >w< the ^-^ dog for twenty ^w^ pound. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. :3 Why, xDD Bewman is ÚwÚ as ^w^ good ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ he, >_> my OwO wowd; 
He uWu cwied upon it :3 at >w< the ^w^ mewest :3 woss, 
And twice xDD to-day ^w^ pick'd :33 out >w< the ^w^ duwwest scent; 
>w< Twust me, ^-^ I ^w^ take xDD him for >w< the xDD bettew >_> dog. 
LORD. Thou UwU awt a xDD foow; >_> if :3 Echo were ÚwÚ as :33 fweet, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ esteem xDD him worth a dozen xDD such. 
xDD But ÚwÚ sup them UwU weww, ^-^ and >w< wook >_< unto them all; 
uWu To-mowwow ^-^ I >_> intend uWu to >_> hunt again. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. ^-^ I will, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
LORD. What's :33 hewe? uWu Onye >_> dead, >w< ow ^.^ dwunk? 
See, x3 doth UwU he breathe? 
SECOND ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. He :3 bweathes, >_> my ^-^ wowd. ^.^ Wewe UwU he UwU nyot ^-^ wawm'd xDD with ale, 
^.^ This were a bed but >_< cowd uWu to OwO sweep ;;w;; so xDD soundwy. 
LORD. O monstrous >_> beast, how OwO wike a >w< swinye UwU he :33 wies! 
^.^ Gwim >_< death, how ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ and uWu woathsome is ^w^ thinye ÚwÚ image! 
UwU Siws, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ pwactise on ^w^ this drunken man. 
:3 What xDD think ^.^ you, >_> if UwU he were ^.^ convey'd uWu to UwU bed, 
>_< Wwapp'd ^-^ in sweet :33 cwothes, rings put upon ^.^ his ^.^ fingews, 
xDD A :3 most delicious banquet :3 by ^.^ his UwU bed, 
And ^.^ bwave attendants uWu nyeaw xDD him uWu when UwU he ^-^ wakes, 
>w< Wouwd UwU nyot >w< the uWu beggaw :33 then forget xDD himsewf? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. ;;w;; Bewieve me, lord, ^-^ I xDD think UwU he ;;w;; cannyot >w< choose. 
SECOND ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. >_> It :3 wouwd seem ^-^ stwange >_< unto xDD him uWu when UwU he x3 wak'd. 
LORD. uWu Even ÚwÚ as a >_< fwatt'wing dream >w< ow xDD wowthwess :33 fancy. 
UwU Then ^w^ take xDD him xDD up, ^-^ and >_< manyage ^w^ weww >w< the x3 jest: 
>w< Cawwy xDD him OwO gentwy uWu to >_> my ^-^ faiwest uWu chambew, 
And ;;w;; hang it :3 wound xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my ÚwÚ wanton pictures; 
uWu Bawm ^.^ his ÚwÚ fouw ^.^ head ^-^ in >_> wawm distilled ^.^ watews, 
And burn sweet >w< wood uWu to uWu make >w< the :3 wodging >w< sweet; 
^-^ Pwocuwe :33 me music ready uWu when UwU he ^-^ wakes, 
>_< To uWu make a ^-^ duwcet ^-^ and a uWu heavenwy ÚwÚ sound; 
And >_> if UwU he >_> chance uWu to :3 speak, >_< be ready UwU stwaight, 
And xDD with a >w< wow submissive xDD wevewence 
Say :3 'What is it ^-^ youw >w< honyouw >w< wiww command?' 
Let >w< onye ^-^ attend xDD him xDD with a silver ;;w;; basin 
Full :3 of xDD wose-watew ^-^ and bestrew'd xDD with flowers; 
UwU Anyothew ;;w;; beaw >w< the ^-^ ewew, >w< the ^.^ thiwd a ^w^ diapew, 
And say ;;w;; 'Wiww't UwU pwease ^-^ youw OwO wowdship cool ^-^ youw ^.^ hands?' 
^.^ Some >w< onye >_< be ready xDD with a xDD costwy ^.^ suit, 
And ask xDD him what :3 appawew UwU he >w< wiww wear; 
UwU Anyothew tell xDD him :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ hounds ^-^ and ^.^ howse, 
And ^w^ that ^.^ his lady ÚwÚ mouwns :3 at ^.^ his :3 disease; 
x3 Pewsuade xDD him ^w^ that UwU he hath OwO been lunatic, 
And, uWu when UwU he x3 says UwU he UwU is, say ^w^ that UwU he ;;w;; dweams, 
:3 Fow UwU he is OwO nyothing but a ^w^ mighty ^-^ wowd. 
^.^ This ÚwÚ do, ^-^ and do it ^-^ kindwy, ÚwÚ gentwe xDD siws; 
>_> It >w< wiww >_< be :33 pastime >w< passing excellent, 
UwU If it >_< be ;;w;; husbanded xDD with ^.^ modesty. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ HUNTSMAN. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I warrant :33 you ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu pway x3 ouw ^.^ pawt 
:33 As UwU he >_< shaww xDD think :3 by x3 ouw OwO twue UwU diwigence 
He is xDD nyo less than what ;;w;; we say UwU he ^.^ is. 
LORD. Take xDD him :3 up uWu gentwy, ^-^ and uWu to bed xDD with xDD him; 
And uWu each >w< onye uWu to ^.^ his :33 office uWu when UwU he UwU wakes. 
xDD [SWY is UwU cawwied x3 out. xDD A OwO twumpet >w< sounds] 
^w^ Siwwah, ^w^ go see what OwO twumpet ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ that >_< sounds- 
x3 Exit uWu SEWVANT 
:3 Bewike ÚwÚ some ^-^ nyobwe gentleman ^w^ that x3 means, 
Travelling ÚwÚ some journey, uWu to uWu wepose xDD him uWu hewe. 

^-^ We-entew a OwO SEWVINGMAN 

UwU How OwO nyow! ;;w;; who is it? 
>_< SEWVANT. An't UwU pwease ^-^ youw ;;w;; honyouw, players 
:33 That x3 offew UwU sewvice uWu to ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. 
LORD. OwO Bid them come UwU nyeaw. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ PWAYEWS 

xDD Nyow, fellows, :33 you are x3 wewcome. 
UwU PWAYEWS. OwO We UwU thank ^-^ youw honour. 
LORD. :3 Do :33 you >_> intend uWu to x3 stay xDD with :33 me ÚwÚ to-nyight? 
PLAYER. So UwU pwease ^-^ youw OwO wowdship uWu to uWu accept x3 ouw ^w^ duty. 
LORD. With ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< heawt. ^.^ This uWu fewwow ^-^ I remember 
;;w;; Since once UwU he >_< pway'd a >_> fawmew's :3 ewdest x3 son; 
>_< 'Twas >w< whewe :33 you >w< woo'd >w< the :3 gentwewoman ;;w;; so ^.^ weww. 
^-^ I have :3 fowgot ^-^ youw name; OwO but, ^.^ suwe, ^w^ that ^.^ pawt 
uWu Was xDD aptwy ^.^ fitted ^-^ and ^-^ nyatuwawwy perform'd. 
PLAYER. ^-^ I xDD think x3 'twas Soto ^w^ that ^-^ youw >w< honyouw UwU means. 
LORD. 'Tis :3 vewy OwO twue; >w< thou didst it :33 excewwent. 
xDD Weww, :33 you are come uWu to :33 me ^-^ in happy time, 
^.^ The :3 wathew for ^-^ I have ÚwÚ some >_> spowt ^-^ in UwU hand 
Wherein ^-^ youw cunning ^w^ can ^.^ assist :33 me ^-^ much. 
;;w;; Thewe is a lord >w< wiww >_> heaw :33 you uWu pway >_> to-nyight; 
xDD But ^-^ I am doubtful :3 of ^-^ youw :3 modesties, 
Lest, uWu ovew-eying :3 of ^.^ his OwO odd ^w^ behaviouw, 
:3 Fow yet ^.^ his >w< honyouw UwU nyevew heard a uWu pway, 
You x3 bweak uWu into ÚwÚ some uWu mewwy passion 
And ;;w;; so ^w^ offend xDD him; for ^-^ I tell ^.^ you, >_< siws, 
UwU If :33 you OwO shouwd smile, UwU he grows impatient. 
PLAYER. Fear not, >_> my OwO wowd; ;;w;; we ^w^ can UwU contain >_> ouwsewves, 
^.^ Wewe UwU he >w< the ^.^ vewiest x3 antic ^-^ in >w< the world. 
LORD. ^.^ Go, sirrah, ^w^ take them uWu to >w< the ^.^ buttewy, 
And >w< give them >_< fwiendwy >_< wewcome >_> evewy ;;w;; onye; 
Let them >_< want OwO nyothing ^w^ that >_> my house ÚwÚ affowds. 
x3 Exit >w< onye xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ PWAYEWS 
^w^ Siwwah, ^w^ go :33 you uWu to :33 Bawthowomew >_> my page, 
And see xDD him ^.^ dwess'd ^-^ in ;;w;; aww suits OwO wike a x3 wady; 
:33 That x3 donye, >_> conduct xDD him uWu to >w< the ^-^ dwunkawd's uWu chambew, 
And UwU caww xDD him >_> 'madam,' do xDD him ^w^ obeisance. 
Tell xDD him OwO fwom >_> me- ÚwÚ as UwU he >w< wiww >w< win >_> my >_> wove- 
He ;;w;; beaw himself xDD with >w< honyouwabwe >w< action, 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as UwU he hath observ'd ^-^ in ^-^ nyobwe ladies 
uWu Unto their ^w^ wowds, :3 by them accomplished; 
>_> Such >_> duty uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ dwunkawd let xDD him ÚwÚ do, 
With UwU soft >w< wow tongue ^-^ and lowly courtesy, 
And say :3 'What ^w^ is't ^-^ youw >w< honyouw >w< wiww xDD command, 
Wherein ^-^ youw lady ^-^ and ^-^ youw OwO humbwe uWu wife 
:3 May ^w^ show ;;w;; hew >_> duty ^-^ and uWu make known ;;w;; hew ^.^ wove?' 
And :33 then xDD with uWu kind embracements, tempting >_> kisses, 
And xDD with :3 decwinying ^.^ head uWu into ^.^ his UwU bosom, 
OwO Bid xDD him xDD shed ^w^ teaws, ÚwÚ as being x3 ovewjoyed 
>_< To see ;;w;; hew ^-^ nyobwe lord ^.^ westow'd uWu to ;;w;; heawth, 
>_< Who for ^w^ this seven xDD yeaws hath OwO esteemed xDD him 
:33 Nyo xDD bettew than a x3 poow ^-^ and uWu woathsome beggar. 
And >_> if >w< the :33 boy have UwU nyot a :3 woman's :3 gift 
>_< To rain a >_> showew :3 of >_> commanded ^w^ teaws, 
;;w;; An onion >w< wiww do ^w^ weww for >_< such a x3 shift, 
Which, ^-^ in a ^-^ nyapkin being ^-^ cwose convey'd, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ in :33 despite enforce a OwO watewy >w< eye. 
ÚwÚ See ^w^ this ^-^ dispatch'd xDD with ;;w;; aww >w< the haste >w< thou canst; 
Anon >_< I'ww >w< give ÚwÚ thee :33 mowe ^w^ instwuctions. x3 Exit a OwO SEWVINGMAN 
^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the :33 boy >w< wiww ^w^ weww ^.^ usuwp >w< the ;;w;; gwace, 
Voice, gait, ^-^ and >w< action, :3 of a gentlewoman; 
^-^ I long uWu to >_> heaw xDD him UwU caww >w< the ÚwÚ dwunkawd 'husband'; 
And how >_> my ^-^ men >w< wiww x3 stay >w< themsewves OwO fwom laughter 
When :33 they do ;;w;; homage uWu to ^w^ this ÚwÚ simpwe ^w^ peasant. 
>_< I'ww ^-^ in uWu to ^-^ counsew ^.^ them; ÚwÚ hapwy >_> my presence 
:3 May ^w^ weww ^w^ abate >w< the over-merry ^.^ spween, 
Which otherwise :3 wouwd ÚwÚ gwow uWu into extremes. Exeunt 

;;w;; SC_2 
^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
xDD A >_> bedchambew ^-^ in >w< the >_> WOWD'S house 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ awoft OwO SWY, xDD with ATTENDANTS; ÚwÚ some xDD with x3 appawew, ;;w;; basin 
^-^ and ^-^ ewew, ^-^ and x3 othew appurtenances; ^-^ and UwU WOWD 

SLY. :3 Fow God's xDD sake, a ;;w;; pot :3 of xDD smaww ^-^ awe. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. ^-^ Wiww't UwU pwease ^-^ youw OwO wowdship drink a xDD cup :3 of ^w^ sack? 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. ^-^ Wiww't UwU pwease ^-^ youw >w< honyouw >_< taste :3 of uWu these >_< consewves? 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. :3 What uWu waiment >w< wiww ^-^ youw >w< honyouw >_< weaw :3 to-day? 
SLY. ^-^ I am uWu Chwistophewo ^-^ Swy; UwU caww UwU nyot :33 me ^.^ 'honyouw' >_< nyow >_> 'wowdship.' ^-^ I 
>w< nye'ew :3 dwank uWu sack ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ wife; ^-^ and >_> if :33 you >w< give :33 me :33 any conserves, 
>w< give :33 me conserves :3 of :33 beef. >w< Nye'ew ask :33 me what uWu waiment >_< I'ww :33 weaw, 
for ^-^ I have xDD nyo :33 mowe >w< doubwets than backs, xDD nyo :33 mowe ;;w;; stockings than 
:33 wegs, >_< nyow xDD nyo :33 mowe shoes than feet- :33 nyay, x3 sometime :33 mowe feet than 
^w^ shoes, >w< ow >_< such shoes ÚwÚ as >_> my ^.^ toes >w< wook through >w< the ^.^ ovewweathew. 
LORD. >_> Heaven cease ^w^ this xDD idwe OwO humouw ^-^ in ^-^ youw :33 honyouw! 
OwO O, ^w^ that a ^w^ mighty man :3 of >_< such xDD descent, 
Of >_< such :3 possessions, ^-^ and ;;w;; so >_> high esteem, 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be xDD infused xDD with ;;w;; so ÚwÚ fouw a ^-^ spiwit! 
SLY. ^w^ What, :3 wouwd :33 you uWu make :33 me :3 mad? ÚwÚ Am UwU nyot ^-^ I ^-^ Chwistophew >_> Swy, old 
;;w;; Swy's ^-^ son :3 of Burton ^.^ Heath; :3 by >_< biwth a pedlar, :3 by x3 education a 
:33 cawdmakew, :3 by >w< twansmutation a ;;w;; beaw-hewd, ^-^ and now :3 by present 
profession a ^w^ tinkew? Ask uWu Mawian Hacket, >w< the ÚwÚ fat :33 awe-wife :3 of 
:3 Wincot, >_> if she >_< knyow :33 me not; >_> if she say ^-^ I am UwU nyot UwU fouwteen ^w^ pence on 
>w< the ;;w;; scowe for ^-^ sheew ale, ;;w;; scowe :33 me :3 up for >w< the uWu wying'st ÚwÚ knyave ^-^ in 
OwO Chwistendom. x3 What! ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^.^ bestwaught. ^w^ [Taking a ;;w;; pot :3 of ^w^ awe] 
^-^ Hewe's- 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. OwO O, ^w^ this it is ^w^ that ^-^ makes ^-^ youw lady OwO mouwn! 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. OwO O, ^w^ this is it ^w^ that ^-^ makes ^-^ youw servants xDD dwoop! 
LORD. ^.^ Hence ÚwÚ comes it ^w^ that ^-^ youw >_< kindwed :3 shuns ^-^ youw uWu house, 
:33 As >w< beaten hence :3 by ^-^ youw ^-^ stwange >_> wunyacy. 
O ^-^ nyobwe lord, bethink ÚwÚ thee :3 of thy >w< biwth! 
x3 Caww home thy ancient ;;w;; thoughts OwO fwom x3 banyishment, 
And banish hence uWu these >w< abject lowly >_< dweams. 
ÚwÚ Wook how thy servants do ^-^ attend on ^-^ thee, 
>_> Each ^-^ in ^.^ his :33 office ready :3 at thy beck. 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou have ;;w;; music? :3 Hawk! >_> Apowwo ;;w;; pways, uWu [Music] 
And twenty caged ;;w;; nyightingawes do sing. 
>_> Ow OwO wiwt >w< thou uWu sweep? >w< We'ww have ÚwÚ thee uWu to a couch 
^-^ Softew ^-^ and >w< sweetew than >w< the :3 wustfuw bed 
:3 On OwO puwpose :3 twimm'd :3 up for ÚwÚ Semiwamis. 
Say >w< thou OwO wiwt >_< wawk: ;;w;; we >w< wiww UwU bestwew >w< the uWu gwound. 
>_> Ow OwO wiwt >w< thou ^-^ wide? >w< Thy :3 howses >_< shaww >_< be :33 twapp'd, 
uWu Theiw harness x3 studded ;;w;; aww xDD with >_< gowd ^-^ and uWu peaww. 
OwO Dost >w< thou :33 wove uWu hawking? Thou UwU hast :33 hawks >w< wiww soar 
ÚwÚ Above >w< the ^.^ mownying UwU wawk. >_> Ow OwO wiwt >w< thou >_< hunt? 
>w< Thy ^.^ hounds >_< shaww uWu make >w< the welkin answer them 
And fetch >_< shaww uWu echoes OwO fwom >w< the ^.^ howwow earth. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. Say >w< thou OwO wiwt course; thy ;;w;; gweyhounds are ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ swift 
:33 As x3 bweathed stags; :33 ay, fleeter than >w< the >_> woe. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. OwO Dost >w< thou :33 wove pictures? OwO We >w< wiww fetch ÚwÚ thee 
straight 
>_< Adonyis painted :3 by a running OwO bwook, 
And >_> Cythewea ;;w;; aww ^-^ in ^w^ sedges ;;w;; hid, 
Which seem uWu to ^.^ move ^-^ and ÚwÚ wanton xDD with ;;w;; hew >_< bweath 
uWu Even ÚwÚ as >w< the xDD waving ^w^ sedges uWu pway ;;w;; wi' >_> th' ÚwÚ wind. 
LORD. >w< We'ww ^w^ show ÚwÚ thee lo ÚwÚ as she >_> was a ÚwÚ maid 
And how she >_> was xDD beguiwed ^-^ and surpris'd, 
:33 As lively painted ÚwÚ as >w< the deed >_> was OwO donye. 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. >_> Ow ;;w;; Daphnye >_< woaming through a ÚwÚ thowny wood, 
>_< Scwatching ;;w;; hew :33 wegs, ^w^ that >w< onye >_< shaww xDD sweaw she ;;w;; bweeds 
And :3 at ^w^ that :33 sight >_< shaww ;;w;; sad >_> Apowwo ÚwÚ weep, 
So wowkmanwy >w< the UwU bwood ^-^ and tears are drawn. 
LORD. Thou UwU awt a lord, ^-^ and OwO nyothing but a ^-^ wowd. 
Thou UwU hast a lady far :33 mowe ^w^ beautifuw 
uWu Than :33 any woman ^-^ in ^w^ this waning age. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. And, :3 tiww >w< the tears ^w^ that she hath xDD shed for ÚwÚ thee 
>w< Wike :33 envious :3 fwoods ^.^ o'ew-wun ;;w;; hew ^-^ wovewy OwO face, 
ÚwÚ She >_> was >w< the ^-^ faiwest OwO cweatuwe ^-^ in >w< the :3 wowwd; 
And yet she is ^w^ infewiow uWu to x3 nyonye. 
SLY. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I a lord ^-^ and have ^-^ I >_< such a uWu wady? 
>_> Ow do ^-^ I x3 dweam? >_> Ow have ^-^ I >w< dweam'd :3 tiww OwO nyow? 
^-^ I do UwU nyot sleep: ^-^ I see, ^-^ I uWu heaw, ^-^ I uWu speak; 
^-^ I x3 smeww sweet savours, ^-^ and ^-^ I feel UwU soft >_< things. 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my >_< wife, ^-^ I am a lord UwU indeed, 
And UwU nyot a OwO tinkew, >_< nyow ^-^ Chwistophew >_> Swy. 
xDD Weww, >_< bwing x3 ouw lady ÚwÚ hithew uWu to x3 ouw :3 sight; 
And once >w< again, a ;;w;; pot uWu o' >_> th' UwU smawwest ^-^ awe. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. ^-^ Wiww't UwU pwease ^-^ youw ^.^ Mightinyess uWu to >w< wash ^-^ youw >w< hands? 
OwO O, how ;;w;; we ;;w;; joy uWu to see ^-^ youw UwU wit ;;w;; westow'd! 
OwO O, ^w^ that once :33 mowe :33 you ^-^ knyew but what :33 you ^-^ awe! 
These fifteen xDD yeaws :33 you have OwO been ^-^ in a ;;w;; dweam; 
^w^ Ow, uWu when :33 you wak'd, ;;w;; so UwU wak'd ÚwÚ as >_> if :33 you UwU swept. 
SLY. These fifteen >_< yeaws! :3 by >_> my OwO fay, a goodly x3 nyap. 
xDD But >w< did ^-^ I UwU nyevew UwU speak :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^w^ time? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. OwO O, ^-^ yes, >_> my lord, but :3 vewy xDD idwe words; 
:3 Fow though :33 you lay ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ^w^ this goodly uWu chambew, 
^w^ Yet :3 wouwd :33 you say xDD ye were >w< beaten :33 out :3 of >w< doow; 
And ;;w;; waiw upon >w< the hostess :3 of >w< the uWu house, 
And say :33 you :3 wouwd present ;;w;; hew :3 at >w< the x3 weet, 
Because she brought >w< stonye ^.^ jugs ^-^ and xDD nyo >w< seaw'd >w< quawts. 
>_> Sometimes :33 you :3 wouwd UwU caww :33 out for ;;w;; Cicewy uWu Hacket. 
SLY. x3 Ay, >w< the :3 woman's ÚwÚ maid :3 of >w< the ^w^ house. 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. :3 Why, sir, :33 you >_< knyow xDD nyo house >_< nyow xDD nyo >_< such >_> maid, 
>_> Nyow xDD nyo >_< such ^-^ men ÚwÚ as :33 you have x3 weckon'd xDD up, 
:33 As ;;w;; Stephen >_> Swy, ^-^ and old :33 John ;;w;; Nyaps :3 of ^-^ Gweece, 
And >w< Petew >_> Tuwph, ^-^ and Henry OwO Pimpewnyeww; 
And twenty :33 mowe >_< such ;;w;; nyames ^-^ and ^-^ men ÚwÚ as :3 these, 
Which UwU nyevew UwU wewe, >_< nyow xDD nyo man ^-^ evew saw. 
SLY. xDD Nyow, xDD Wowd >_< be thanked for >_> my ^w^ good amends! 
OwO AWW. xDD Amen. 

^-^ Entew >w< the UwU PAGE ÚwÚ as a xDD wady, xDD with x3 ATTENDANTS 

SLY. ^-^ I UwU thank ;;w;; thee; >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyot ;;w;; wose :3 by uWu it. 
:33 PAGE. UwU How :33 fawes >_> my ^-^ nyobwe >_> wowd? 
SLY. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ I fare :3 weww; for ÚwÚ hewe is :3 cheew xDD enyough. 
;;w;; Whewe is >_> my :33 wife? 
:33 PAGE. >_> Hewe, ^-^ nyobwe OwO wowd; what is thy >w< wiww xDD with :33 hew? 
SLY. ;;w;; Awe :33 you >_> my ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ and >w< wiww UwU nyot UwU caww :33 me :3 husband? 
^w^ My ^-^ men OwO shouwd UwU caww :33 me 'lord'; ^-^ I am ^-^ youw goodman. 
:33 PAGE. ^w^ My :3 husband ^-^ and >_> my lord, >_> my lord ^-^ and ^-^ husband; 
^-^ I am ^-^ youw uWu wife ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >_> obedience. 
SLY. ^-^ I >_< knyow it ^.^ weww. :3 What must ^-^ I UwU caww :33 hew? 
LORD. uWu Madam. 
SLY. uWu Aw'ce ÚwÚ madam, >w< ow :3 Joan uWu madam? 
LORD. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ and OwO nyothing :33 ewse; ;;w;; so ÚwÚ wowds UwU caww ÚwÚ wadies. 
SLY. >_< Madam ÚwÚ wife, :33 they say ^w^ that ^-^ I have >w< dweam'd 
And ÚwÚ swept ^w^ above ÚwÚ some fifteen :33 yeaw >w< ow >w< mowe. 
:33 PAGE. x3 Ay, ^-^ and >w< the :3 time ^-^ seems x3 thiwty >_< unto me, 
ÚwÚ Being ;;w;; aww ^w^ this :3 time ÚwÚ abandon'd OwO fwom ^-^ youw bed. 
SLY. 'Tis ^-^ much. Servants, uWu weave :33 me ^-^ and ;;w;; hew alone. 
Exeunt :33 SEWVANTS 
^-^ Madam, ^-^ undwess ^.^ you, ^-^ and come now uWu to bed. 
:33 PAGE. Thrice ^-^ nyobwe lord, let :33 me entreat :3 of :33 you 
>_< To >w< pawdon :33 me yet for a night >w< ow ÚwÚ two; 
^w^ Ow, >_> if UwU nyot ;;w;; so, x3 untiw >w< the sun >_< be set. 
:3 Fow ^-^ youw ^.^ physicians have xDD expwesswy charg'd, 
^.^ In peril uWu to >_< incuw ^-^ youw uWu fowmew malady, 
:33 That ^-^ I OwO shouwd yet ÚwÚ absent :33 me OwO fwom ^-^ youw bed. 
^-^ I hope ^w^ this :3 weason ^.^ stands for >_> my >_> excuse. 
SLY. x3 Ay, it ^.^ stands ;;w;; so ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may hardly tarry ;;w;; so long. xDD But ^-^ I :3 wouwd 
>_< be ^-^ woath uWu to x3 faww uWu into >_> my ^.^ dweams again. ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 thewefowe tarry ^-^ in 
:33 despite :3 of >w< the flesh ^-^ and >w< the >w< bwood. 

^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

MESSENGER. ;;w;; Youw honour's ^w^ pwayews, hearing ^-^ youw >w< amendment, 
;;w;; Awe come uWu to uWu pway a :3 pweasant comedy; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; so ^-^ youw >_< doctows hold it :3 vewy uWu meet, 
Seeing x3 too ÚwÚ much ;;w;; sadnyess hath uWu congeaw'd ^-^ youw uWu bwood, 
And ^.^ mewanchowy is >w< the nurse :3 of xDD fwenzy. 
Therefore :33 they :3 thought it ^w^ good :33 you >_> heaw a uWu pway 
And ;;w;; fwame ^-^ youw ;;w;; mind uWu to ^.^ miwth ^-^ and UwU mewwiment, 
Which OwO baws a >_> thousand :33 hawms ^-^ and UwU wengthens ÚwÚ wife. 
SLY. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ I :3 wiww; let them uWu pway uWu it. Is UwU nyot a OwO comonty a 
^.^ Chwistmas gambold >w< ow a x3 tumbwing-twick? 
:33 PAGE. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good lord, it is :33 mowe >_< pweasing >w< stuff. 
SLY. ^w^ What, household x3 stuff? 
:33 PAGE. >_> It is a uWu kind :3 of history. 
SLY. xDD Weww, x3 we'ww uWu see't. uWu Come, madam ÚwÚ wife, ÚwÚ sit :3 by >_> my >w< side ^-^ and let 
>w< the UwU wowwd slip;-we >_< shaww >w< nye'ew >_< be ÚwÚ youngew. 
;;w;; [They ÚwÚ sit >_< down] 

xDD A ^.^ fwouwish :3 of trumpets announces >w< the uWu pway 




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>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
:3 Padua. xDD A ÚwÚ pubwic :3 pwace 

^-^ Entew UwU WUCENTIO ^-^ and ^.^ his man :33 TWANyIO 

:3 WUCENTIO. Tranio, >_> since for >w< the >_> gweat desire ^-^ I ^w^ had 
>_< To see ^.^ faiw ^.^ Padua, nursery :3 of >w< awts, 
^-^ I am ;;w;; awwiv'd for :33 fwuitfuw ^.^ Wombawdy, 
^.^ The :3 pweasant OwO gawden :3 of >_> gweat ^w^ Itawy, 
And :3 by >_> my >_> fathew's :33 wove ^-^ and uWu weave am ^w^ awm'd 
With ^.^ his ^w^ good >w< wiww ^-^ and thy ^w^ good ^w^ company, 
^w^ My ÚwÚ twusty servant ^w^ weww approv'd ^-^ in >w< aww, 
uWu Hewe let uWu us ^-^ bweathe, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hapwy :33 institute 
xDD A ÚwÚ couwse :3 of learning ^-^ and ingenious OwO studies. 
Pisa, x3 wenyownyed for grave uWu citizens, 
;;w;; Gave :33 me >_> my being ^-^ and >_> my father first, 
xDD A merchant :3 of >_> gweat ;;w;; twaffic through >w< the world, 
>w< Vincentio, come :3 of >w< the OwO Bentivowii; 
xDD Vincentio's son, brought :3 up ^-^ in OwO Fwowence, 
>_> It >_< shaww ^-^ become uWu to >_> sewve ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hopes xDD conceiv'd, 
>_< To OwO deck ^.^ his xDD fowtunye xDD with ^.^ his x3 viwtuous ^.^ deeds. 
And >_< thewefowe, Tranio, for >w< the :3 time ^-^ I ^.^ study, 
>_< Viwtue ^-^ and ^w^ that ^.^ pawt :3 of >_< phiwosophy 
Will ^-^ I ;;w;; appwy ^w^ that >_< tweats :3 of happiness 
By virtue UwU speciawwy uWu to >_< be xDD achiev'd. 
Tell :33 me thy mind; for ^-^ I have Pisa UwU weft 
And am uWu to Padua come ÚwÚ as UwU he ^w^ that leaves 
xDD A shallow plash uWu to plunge xDD him ^-^ in >w< the uWu deep, 
And xDD with satiety seeks uWu to quench ^.^ his :33 thiwst. 
uWu TWANyIO. Mi perdonato, ÚwÚ gentwe ^w^ mastew mine; 
^-^ I am ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ^w^ affected ÚwÚ as :33 youwsewf; 
;;w;; Gwad ^w^ that :33 you UwU thus ;;w;; continyue ^-^ youw >_< wesowve 
>_< To >_< suck >w< the uWu sweets :3 of sweet >w< phiwosophy. 
>w< Onwy, ^w^ good uWu mastew, :33 whiwe ;;w;; we do :33 admiwe 
^.^ This virtue ^-^ and ^w^ this ÚwÚ mowaw ;;w;; discipwinye, 
xDD Wet's >_< be xDD nyo ^w^ Stoics >_< nyow xDD nyo >_> stocks, ^-^ I pray, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; so ;;w;; devote uWu to :3 Awistotwe's ^-^ checks 
:33 As ^-^ Ovid >_< be :3 an :3 outcast :3 quite abjur'd. 
UwU Bawk ^w^ wogic xDD with >w< acquaintance ^w^ that :33 you uWu have, 
And ^w^ pwactise rhetoric ^-^ in ^-^ youw UwU common :33 tawk; 
^w^ Music ^-^ and poesy ÚwÚ use uWu to >_> quicken you; 
^.^ The OwO mathematics ^-^ and >w< the UwU metaphysics, 
:33 Faww uWu to them ÚwÚ as :33 you find ^-^ youw stomach serves ÚwÚ you. 
:33 Nyo ^w^ pwofit grows >w< whewe is xDD nyo pleasure >_> ta'en; 
^.^ In ^.^ bwief, sir, study what :33 you :3 most ÚwÚ affect. 
:3 WUCENTIO. :3 Gwamewcies, Tranio, ^w^ weww dost >w< thou :33 advise. 
If, >_> Biondewwo, >w< thou ^-^ wewt come ^-^ ashowe, 
OwO We ^-^ couwd :3 at once put uWu us ^-^ in :3 weadinyess, 
And ^w^ take a :3 wodging >w< fit uWu to entertain 
>_> Such >w< fwiends ÚwÚ as :3 time ^-^ in Padua >_< shaww :3 beget. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ BAPTISTA xDD with ^.^ his x3 two daughters, :3 KATHEWINyA 
^-^ and OwO BIANCA; ^.^ GWEMIO, a ;;w;; pantawoon; ^.^ HOWTENSIO, 
^w^ suitow uWu to uWu BIANCA. UwU WUCENTIO ^-^ and :33 TWANyIO >_< stand :3 by 

xDD But x3 stay awhile; what company is xDD this? 
uWu TWANyIO. UwU Mastew, ÚwÚ some ^w^ show uWu to >_< wewcome uWu us uWu to town. 
:3 BAPTISTA. :33 Gentwemen, :33 impowtunye :33 me xDD nyo >_< fawthew, 
:3 Fow how ^-^ I uWu fiwmwy am ^w^ wesowv'd :33 you >w< knyow; 
:33 That UwU is, UwU nyot uWu to >_< bestow >_> my youngest uWu daughtew 
:3 Befowe ^-^ I have a :3 husband for >w< the elder. 
UwU If OwO eithew :3 of :33 you x3 both :33 wove Katherina, 
Because ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you ^w^ weww ^-^ and :33 wove :33 you UwU weww, 
:33 Weave >_< shaww :33 you have uWu to >w< couwt ;;w;; hew :3 at ^-^ youw ^.^ pweasuwe. 
>_< GWEMIO. >_< To UwU cawt ;;w;; hew ;;w;; wathew. >_< She's x3 too ^.^ wough for >w< me. 
There, there, ^w^ Howtensio, >w< wiww :33 you :33 any :33 wife? 
KATHERINA. ^w^ [To xDD BAPTISTA] ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, sir, is it ^-^ youw >w< wiww 
>_< To uWu make a UwU stawe :3 of :33 me ^.^ amongst uWu these :3 mates? 
:33 HOWTENSIO. Mates, :33 maid! UwU How UwU mean :33 you that? :33 Nyo uWu mates for ^.^ you, 
uWu Unwess :33 you were :3 of xDD gentwew, >_< miwdew :33 mouwd. 
KATHERINA. >_< I' faith, sir, :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyevew need uWu to fear; 
Iwis it is UwU nyot >_> hawfway uWu to ;;w;; hew :33 heawt; 
xDD But >_> if it UwU wewe, ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot ;;w;; hew OwO cawe OwO shouwd >_< be 
>_< To ÚwÚ comb ^-^ youw xDD nyoddwe xDD with a three-legg'd uWu stoow, 
And UwU paint ^-^ youw OwO face, ^-^ and ÚwÚ use :33 you OwO wike a OwO foow. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^w^ Fwom ;;w;; aww >_< such :3 deviws, ^w^ good xDD Wowd >w< dewivew >_> us! 
>_< GWEMIO. And me, OwO too, ^w^ good :3 Wowd! 
uWu TWANyIO. >w< Husht, >_< mastew! Here's ÚwÚ some ^w^ good :33 pastime OwO towawd; 
:33 That :3 wench is stark uWu mad >w< ow >_> wondewfuw uWu fwowawd. 
:3 WUCENTIO. xDD But ^-^ in >w< the UwU othew's >_< siwence do ^-^ I see 
UwU Maid's >_< miwd >w< behaviouw ^-^ and ^.^ sobwiety. 
^w^ Peace, :3 Twanyio! 
uWu TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, :3 mastew; xDD mum! ^-^ and >_> gaze ^-^ youw ^-^ fiww. 
:3 BAPTISTA. :33 Gentwemen, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU soon uWu make ^w^ good 
:3 What ^-^ I have >_> said- UwU Bianca, x3 get :33 you in; 
And let it UwU nyot displease ^-^ thee, ^w^ good UwU Bianca, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 wove ÚwÚ thee >w< nye'ew >w< the UwU wess, >_> my ;;w;; giww. 
KATHERINA. xDD A ;;w;; pwetty ^w^ peat! it is uWu best 
xDD Put finger ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ eye, :3 an she ^-^ knyew >_< why. 
uWu BIANCA. :3 Sistew, ÚwÚ content :33 you ^-^ in >_> my :33 discontent. 
x3 Siw, uWu to ^-^ youw pleasure x3 humbwy ^-^ I ÚwÚ subscwibe; 
^w^ My xDD books ^-^ and UwU instwuments >_< shaww >_< be >_> my ^w^ company, 
:3 On them uWu to UwU wook, ^-^ and ^w^ pwactise :3 by uWu mysewf. 
:3 WUCENTIO. Hark, Tranio, >w< thou ;;w;; mayst >_> heaw :3 Minyewva >w< speak! 
:33 HOWTENSIO. :3 Signyiow Baptista, >w< wiww :33 you >_< be ;;w;; so :33 stwange? 
UwU Sowwy am ^-^ I ^w^ that x3 ouw ^w^ good >w< wiww ^-^ effects 
>_> Bianca's grief. 
>_< GWEMIO. ^.^ Why >w< wiww :33 you ÚwÚ mew ;;w;; hew xDD up, 
:3 Signyiow Baptista, for ^w^ this x3 fiend :3 of uWu heww, 
And uWu make ;;w;; hew ;;w;; beaw >w< the ^-^ penyance :3 of ;;w;; hew tongue? 
:3 BAPTISTA. :33 Gentwemen, ÚwÚ content uWu ye; ^-^ I am >_< wesowv'd. 
:3 Go :33 in, Bianca. x3 Exit ;;w;; BIANCA 
And for ^-^ I >_< knyow she ^-^ taketh :3 most delight 
^.^ In music, >w< instwuments, ^-^ and x3 poetwy, 
^.^ Schoowmastews >w< wiww ^-^ I :3 keep >_> within >_> my house 
Fit uWu to instruct ;;w;; hew >_< youth. UwU If ^.^ you, ^w^ Howtensio, 
^w^ Ow, :3 Signyiow ^.^ Gwemio, ^.^ you, >_< knyow :33 any xDD such, 
ÚwÚ Pwefew them xDD hithew; for uWu to cunning ^-^ men 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be :3 vewy kind, ^-^ and liberal 
>_< To mine ^-^ own :3 chiwdwen ^-^ in ^w^ good bringing-up; 
And ;;w;; so, farewell. Katherina, :33 you ^w^ may ^w^ stay; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have :33 mowe uWu to ^.^ communye xDD with Bianca. x3 Exit 
KATHERINA. :3 Why, ^-^ and ^-^ I xDD twust ^-^ I ^w^ may ^w^ go OwO too, ^w^ may ^-^ I xDD nyot? 
x3 What! >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< be uWu appointed >_> houws, ÚwÚ as >w< though, :3 bewike, 
^-^ I ^-^ knyew UwU nyot what uWu to ^w^ take ^-^ and what uWu to :3 weave? Ha! x3 Exit 
>_< GWEMIO. You ^w^ may ^w^ go uWu to >w< the ^.^ deviw's x3 dam; ^-^ youw ÚwÚ gifts are ;;w;; so ^w^ good 
>_> hewe's none >w< wiww hold ÚwÚ you. There! Love is UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^-^ gweat, 
^w^ Howtensio, but ;;w;; we ^w^ may x3 bwow x3 ouw ^-^ nyaiws xDD togethew, ^-^ and fast it uWu faiwwy 
:33 out; x3 ouw cake's ^.^ dough on x3 both >w< sides. Farewell; yet, for >w< the :33 wove 
^-^ I ;;w;; beaw >_> my sweet UwU Bianca, >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ can :3 by :33 any ÚwÚ means :3 wight on a >w< fit man 
uWu to ^-^ teach ;;w;; hew ^w^ that :33 whewein she OwO dewights, ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 wish xDD him uWu to ;;w;; hew 
:33 fathew. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^.^ SO Will ;;w;; I, :3 Signyiow :33 Gwemio; but a word, ^-^ I >_> pway. OwO Though 
>w< the ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 of x3 ouw :3 quawwew yet UwU nyevew >_< bwook'd UwU pawwe, >_< knyow uWu nyow, upon 
uWu advice, it ^.^ toucheth uWu us >_> both- ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^w^ may yet ;;w;; again have access uWu to 
x3 ouw ^.^ faiw mistress, ^-^ and >_< be happy x3 wivaws ^-^ in >_> Bianca's >_> wove- uWu to 
UwU wabouw ^-^ and ÚwÚ effect >w< onye >_> thing OwO speciawwy. 
>_< GWEMIO. What's that, ^-^ I pray? 
:33 HOWTENSIO. x3 Mawwy, sir, uWu to x3 get a :3 husband for ;;w;; hew ^.^ sistew. 
>_< GWEMIO. xDD A :3 husband? a ^w^ deviw. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^-^ I say a xDD husband. 
>_< GWEMIO. ^-^ I say a ^w^ deviw. ^-^ Think'st UwU thou, ^w^ Howtensio, though ;;w;; hew father 
>_< be :3 vewy UwU wich, :33 any man is ;;w;; so :3 vewy a UwU foow uWu to >_< be married uWu to ^-^ heww? 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^w^ Tush, OwO Gwemio! OwO Though it ^w^ pass ^-^ youw x3 patience ^-^ and mine uWu to 
^w^ enduwe ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ woud ÚwÚ awawums, OwO why, ;;w;; man, >w< thewe >_< be ^w^ good :3 fewwows ^-^ in >w< the 
world, :3 an a man ^-^ couwd :3 wight on them, :3 wouwd ^w^ take ;;w;; hew xDD with ;;w;; aww 
:3 fauwts, ^-^ and ^.^ monyey xDD enyough. 
>_< GWEMIO. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell; but ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ as lief ^w^ take ;;w;; hew ^.^ dowwy xDD with ^w^ this 
condition: uWu to >_< be UwU whipp'd :3 at >w< the >_> high x3 cwoss >_> evewy xDD mownying. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^-^ Faith, ÚwÚ as :33 you say, >_< thewe's xDD smaww :33 choice ^-^ in >w< wotten 
apples. >w< But, uWu come; >_> since ^w^ this bar ^-^ in :3 waw ^-^ makes uWu us :3 fwiends, it 
>_< shaww >_< be ;;w;; so far ^-^ fowth >_< fwiendwy ^-^ maintain'd :3 tiww :3 by helping 
>_> Baptista's :3 ewdest uWu daughtew uWu to a :3 husband ;;w;; we ^w^ set ^.^ his youngest >w< fwee 
for a :3 husband, ^-^ and :33 then have uWu to't uWu afwesh. ^-^ Sweet >w< Bianca! x3 Happy man 
>_< be ^.^ his ÚwÚ dowe! He ^w^ that UwU wuns uWu fastest >_< gets >w< the ring. UwU How say ^.^ you, 
:3 Signyiow UwU Gwemio? 
>_< GWEMIO. ^-^ I am ;;w;; agweed; ^-^ and :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ given xDD him >w< the uWu best ;;w;; howse ^-^ in 
Padua uWu to begin ^.^ his ;;w;; wooing ^w^ that :3 wouwd thoroughly ÚwÚ woo >w< hew, ^-^ wed >w< hew, 
^-^ and bed >w< hew, ^-^ and ^.^ wid >w< the house :3 of ^w^ hew! ^w^ Come >_< on. 
Exeunt GREMIO ^-^ and xDD HOWTENSIO 
uWu TWANyIO. ^-^ I pray, sir, tell me, is it possible 
:33 That :33 wove OwO shouwd :3 of a xDD sudden ^w^ take >_< such ;;w;; howd? 
:3 WUCENTIO. O Tranio, :3 tiww ^-^ I x3 found it uWu to >_< be ;;w;; twue, 
^-^ I UwU nyevew :3 thought it possible >w< ow ;;w;; wikewy. 
xDD But x3 see! :33 whiwe :33 idwy ^-^ I >w< stood :33 wooking ;;w;; on, 
^-^ I x3 found >w< the ÚwÚ effect :3 of :33 wove ^-^ in idleness; 
And now ^-^ in ^.^ pwainnyess do x3 confess uWu to ^-^ thee, 
:33 That UwU awt uWu to :33 me ÚwÚ as ;;w;; secwet ^-^ and ÚwÚ as dear 
:33 As OwO Annya uWu to >w< the Queen :3 of :33 Cawthage ÚwÚ was- 
Tranio, ^-^ I OwO buwn, ^-^ I ^.^ pinye, ^-^ I :3 pewish, Tranio, 
UwU If ^-^ I achieve UwU nyot ^w^ this xDD young modest ;;w;; giww. 
;;w;; Counsew me, Tranio, for ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< thou canst; 
Assist me, Tranio, for ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< thou wilt. 
uWu TWANyIO. UwU Mastew, it is xDD nyo :3 time uWu to chide :33 you OwO nyow; 
Affection is UwU nyot rated OwO fwom >w< the :33 heawt; 
UwU If :33 wove have >_< touch'd ^.^ you, :33 nyought uWu wemains but xDD so: 
^.^ 'Wedime ^-^ te ;;w;; captum :33 quam :3 queas minimo.' 
:3 WUCENTIO. :3 Gwamewcies, uWu wad. :3 Go >_< fowwawd; ^w^ this ÚwÚ contents; 
^.^ The :33 west >w< wiww uWu comfowt, for thy counsel's sound. 
uWu TWANyIO. UwU Mastew, :33 you OwO wook'd ;;w;; so OwO wongwy on >w< the ^.^ maid. 
x3 Pewhaps :33 you mark'd UwU nyot what's >w< the ^.^ pith :3 of ÚwÚ aww. 
:3 WUCENTIO. OwO O, ^-^ yes, ^-^ I OwO saw sweet beauty ^-^ in ;;w;; hew OwO face, 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as >w< the uWu daughtew :3 of Agenor >_< had, 
:33 That uWu made >_> gweat :3 Jove uWu to OwO humbwe xDD him uWu to ;;w;; hew ;;w;; hand, 
When xDD with ^.^ his >_> knyees UwU he kiss'd >w< the Cretan :3 stwand. 
uWu TWANyIO. uWu Saw :33 you xDD nyo >_< mowe? >_< Mawk'd :33 you UwU nyot how ;;w;; hew ;;w;; sistew 
UwU Began uWu to :33 scowd ^-^ and xDD waise :3 up >_< such a ^-^ stowm 
:33 That x3 mowtaw >_< eaws :33 might hardly ^w^ enduwe >w< the :33 din? 
:3 WUCENTIO. Tranio, ^-^ I OwO saw ;;w;; hew ^.^ cowaw ÚwÚ wips uWu to >_> move, 
And xDD with ;;w;; hew >_< bweath she >w< did perfume >w< the air; 
^-^ Sacwed ^-^ and sweet >_> was ;;w;; aww ^-^ I OwO saw ^-^ in x3 hew. 
uWu TWANyIO. Nay, :33 then ÚwÚ 'tis :3 time uWu to >w< stiw xDD him OwO fwom ^.^ his ^-^ twance. 
^-^ I pray, awake, ^-^ siw. UwU If :33 you :33 wove >w< the >_> maid, 
ÚwÚ Bend ;;w;; thoughts ^-^ and wits uWu to achieve x3 hew. Thus it :3 stands: 
ÚwÚ Hew >_> ewdew ;;w;; sistew is ;;w;; so curst ^-^ and ^-^ shwewd 
UwU That, :3 tiww >w< the father ^.^ wid ^.^ his >w< hands :3 of >w< hew, 
UwU Mastew, ^-^ youw :33 wove must >_< wive a ÚwÚ maid :3 at ;;w;; home; 
And x3 thewefowe has UwU he closely ^-^ mew'd ;;w;; hew xDD up, 
Because she >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be xDD annyoy'd xDD with x3 suitows. 
:3 WUCENTIO. >_< Ah, Tranio, what a OwO cwuew >_> fathew's xDD he! 
xDD But UwU awt >w< thou UwU nyot >w< advis'd UwU he took ÚwÚ some OwO cawe 
>_< To x3 get ;;w;; hew cunning UwU schoowmastews uWu to instruct :33 hew? 
uWu TWANyIO. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, am ;;w;; I, sir, ^-^ and now ÚwÚ 'tis plotted. 
:3 WUCENTIO. ^-^ I have ^w^ it, UwU Twanyio. 
uWu TWANyIO. UwU Mastew, for >_> my ;;w;; hand, 
ÚwÚ Both x3 ouw ;;w;; inventions meet ^-^ and uWu jump ^-^ in ^w^ onye. 
:3 WUCENTIO. Tell :33 me ^w^ thinye first. 
uWu TWANyIO. You >w< wiww >_< be schoolmaster, 
And ;;w;; undewtake >w< the teaching :3 of >w< the x3 maid- 
xDD That's ^-^ youw OwO device. 
:3 WUCENTIO. >_> It ^.^ is. :3 May it >_< be xDD donye? 
uWu TWANyIO. uWu Nyot ;;w;; possibwe; for ;;w;; who >_< shaww ;;w;; beaw ^-^ youw ^.^ pawt 
And >_< be ^-^ in Padua ÚwÚ hewe xDD Vincentio's x3 son; 
uWu Keep house ^-^ and :3 pwy ^.^ his ÚwÚ book, >_< wewcome ^.^ his :3 fwiends, 
>_< Visit ^.^ his >_< countwymen, ^-^ and banquet them? 
:3 WUCENTIO. Basta, ÚwÚ content ^-^ thee, for ^-^ I have it uWu fuww. 
OwO We have UwU nyot yet OwO been seen ^-^ in :33 any uWu house, 
>_> Nyow ^w^ can ;;w;; we >_< be x3 distinguish'd :3 by x3 ouw faces 
:3 Fow man >w< ow ÚwÚ mastew. UwU Then it follows UwU thus: 
Thou xDD shawt >_< be uWu mastew, Tranio, ^-^ in >_> my stead, 
uWu Keep house ^-^ and port ^-^ and servants, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :33 shouwd; 
^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ some x3 othew be- ÚwÚ some Florentine, 
^.^ Some ^-^ Nyeapowitan, >w< ow >w< meanyew man :3 of ^-^ Pisa. 
'Tis x3 hatch'd, ^-^ and >_< shaww >_< be >_< so. Tranio, :3 at once 
Uncase ;;w;; thee; ^w^ take >_> my >_> cowouw'd :3 hat ^-^ and xDD cwoak. 
When ^.^ Biondewwo ÚwÚ comes, UwU he OwO waits on ;;w;; thee; 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 chawm xDD him >_> fiwst uWu to :3 keep ^.^ his ;;w;; tongue. 
uWu TWANyIO. So ^w^ had :33 you ^.^ nyeed. ;;w;; [They exchange habits] 
^.^ In ^.^ bwief, sir, :33 sith it ^-^ youw pleasure UwU is, 
And ^-^ I am ÚwÚ tied uWu to >_< be obedient- 
:3 Fow ;;w;; so ^-^ youw father charg'd :33 me :3 at x3 ouw OwO pawting: 
^-^ 'Be :3 sewviceabwe uWu to >_> my ^-^ son' ^-^ quoth ÚwÚ he, 
Although ^-^ I xDD think x3 'twas ^-^ in uWu anyothew ^w^ sense- 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ content uWu to >_< be x3 Wucentio, 
Because ;;w;; so ^w^ weww ^-^ I :33 wove >_< Wucentio. 
:3 WUCENTIO. Tranio, >_< be ;;w;; so ÚwÚ because >_> Wucentio >w< woves; 
And let :33 me >_< be a slave uWu t' achieve ^w^ that ÚwÚ maid 
>_< Whose xDD sudden :33 sight hath uWu thwaww'd >_> my wounded >w< eye. 

^-^ Entew uWu BIONDEWWO. 

uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the rogue. ^w^ Siwwah, >w< whewe have :33 you been? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. ;;w;; Whewe have ^-^ I :3 been! Nay, how OwO nyow! >w< whewe are :33 you? 
UwU Mastew, has >_> my uWu fewwow >_> Twanyio xDD stow'n ^-^ youw x3 cwothes? 
>_> Ow :33 you xDD stow'n x3 his? >w< ow uWu both? Pray, what's >w< the OwO nyews? 
:3 WUCENTIO. ^w^ Siwwah, come xDD hithew; ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo :3 time uWu to :3 jest, 
And x3 thewefowe ;;w;; fwame ^-^ youw :3 mannyews uWu to >w< the time. 
;;w;; Youw uWu fewwow >_> Twanyio ;;w;; hewe, uWu to >_< save >_> my >_< wife, 
ÚwÚ Puts >_> my :3 appawew ^-^ and >_> my x3 count'nyance ;;w;; on, 
And ^-^ I for >_> my UwU escape have put on his; 
:3 Fow ^-^ in a :3 quawwew >_> since ^-^ I came ashore 
^-^ I kill'd a ;;w;; man, ^-^ and ^w^ feaw ^-^ I >_> was ÚwÚ descwied. 
Wait :33 you on :3 him, ^-^ I charge ^.^ you, ÚwÚ as OwO becomes, 
uWu Whiwe ^-^ I uWu make x3 way OwO fwom hence uWu to >_< save >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
You understand ÚwÚ me? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. ;;w;; I, >_> siw? >w< Nye'ew a ÚwÚ whit. 
:3 WUCENTIO. And UwU nyot a :33 jot :3 of >_> Twanyio ^-^ in ^-^ youw mouth: 
>_> Twanyio is >_< chang'd uWu into >_< Wucentio. 
uWu BIONDEWWO. ^.^ The xDD bettew for xDD him; :3 wouwd ^-^ I were ;;w;; so too! 
uWu TWANyIO. So ^-^ couwd ;;w;; I, faith, uWu boy, uWu to have >w< the UwU nyext :33 wish :33 aftew, 
:33 That >_> Wucentio uWu indeed ^w^ had >_> Baptista's youngest ;;w;; daughtew. 
>w< But, sirrah, UwU nyot for >_> my >w< sake but ^-^ youw master's, ^-^ I >_> advise 
You ÚwÚ use ^-^ youw :3 mannyews >w< discweetwy ^-^ in ;;w;; aww uWu kind :3 of companies. 
When ^-^ I am UwU awonye, OwO why, :33 then ^-^ I am Tranio; 
xDD But ^-^ in ;;w;; aww places else ^-^ youw ^w^ mastew >_< Wucentio. 
:3 WUCENTIO. Tranio, let's ^w^ go. 
uWu Onye >_> thing :33 mowe ÚwÚ wests, ^w^ that thyself UwU execute- 
>_< To uWu make >w< onye xDD among uWu these OwO wooews. UwU If >w< thou ask :33 me >_> why- 
>_< Sufficeth, >_> my uWu weasons are x3 both ^w^ good ^-^ and weighty. Exeunt 

^.^ The :33 Pwesentews ^w^ above UwU speak 

ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. ^w^ My lord, :33 you >_> nyod; :33 you do UwU nyot ;;w;; mind >w< the play. 
SLY. ^w^ Yes, :3 by ^-^ Saint ÚwÚ Annye do xDD I. xDD A ^w^ good >w< mattew, >_> suwewy; ÚwÚ comes >w< thewe 
:33 any :33 mowe :3 of it? 
:33 PAGE. ^w^ My lord, ÚwÚ 'tis but >w< begun. 
SLY. 'Tis a :3 vewy >_< excewwent piece :3 of wowk, madam lady 
>w< Wouwd x3 'twewe >_> donye! ;;w;; [They ÚwÚ sit ^-^ and >w< mawk] 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
:3 Padua. :3 Befowe >_> HOWTENSIO'S house 

^-^ Entew x3 PETWUCHIO ^-^ and ^.^ his man ^w^ GWUMIO 

PETRUCHIO. uWu Vewonya, for a :33 whiwe ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my leave, 
>_< To see >_> my >w< fwiends ^-^ in x3 Padua; but :3 of ;;w;; aww 
^w^ My uWu best :3 bewoved ^-^ and UwU appwoved ^.^ fwiend, 
uWu Howtensio; ^-^ and ^-^ I :33 twow ^w^ this is ^.^ his ^w^ house. 
>_> Hewe, xDD siwwah >_< Gwumio, >_> knyock, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
GRUMIO. ^w^ Knyock, :33 siw! ^-^ Whom OwO shouwd ^-^ I xDD knyock? 
Is >w< thewe :33 any man has :3 webus'd ^-^ youw worship? 
PETRUCHIO. xDD Viwwain, ^-^ I say, uWu knyock :33 me ÚwÚ hewe xDD soundwy. 
GRUMIO. ^.^ Knyock :33 you ;;w;; hewe, >_> siw? :3 Why, sir, what am ;;w;; I, sir, ^w^ that ^-^ I 
OwO shouwd uWu knyock :33 you ;;w;; hewe, >_> siw? 
PETRUCHIO. xDD Viwwain, ^-^ I say, uWu knyock :33 me :3 at ^w^ this UwU gate, 
And x3 wap :33 me UwU weww, >w< ow >_< I'ww uWu knyock ^-^ youw knave's ^w^ pate. 
GRUMIO. ^w^ My ^w^ mastew is x3 gwown ^w^ quawwewsome. ^-^ I OwO shouwd uWu knyock :33 you first, 
And :33 then ^-^ I >_< knyow after ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :3 by >w< the ^.^ wowst. 
PETRUCHIO. Will it UwU nyot :3 be? 
^-^ Faith, sirrah, :3 an ^.^ you'ww UwU nyot uWu knyock >_< I'ww ring x3 it; 
>_< I'ww xDD twy how :33 you ^w^ can :3 sow-fa, ^-^ and ^.^ sing uWu it. 
UwU [He wrings xDD him :3 by >w< the ears] 
GRUMIO. x3 Hewp, masters, xDD hewp! ^w^ My ^w^ mastew is x3 mad. 
PETRUCHIO. :3 Nyow uWu knyock uWu when ^-^ I :33 bid ^.^ you, xDD siwwah >w< viwwain! 

^-^ Entew xDD HOWTENSIO 

:33 HOWTENSIO. UwU How OwO nyow! what's >w< the x3 mattew? ^w^ My old uWu fwiend ^w^ Gwumio ^-^ and >_> my 
^w^ good uWu fwiend ;;w;; Petwuchio! UwU How do :33 you ;;w;; aww :3 at >w< Vewonya? 
PETRUCHIO. :3 Signyiow ^w^ Howtensio, come :33 you uWu to ^.^ pawt >w< the >_> fway? 
xDD 'Con ;;w;; tutto ^w^ iw cuore x3 ben :3 twovato' ^w^ may ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. Alla xDD nyostwa >_< casa x3 ben venuto, 
uWu Mowto uWu honyowato x3 signyow :3 mio ;;w;; Petwuchio. 
^w^ Wise, >_< Gwumio, ;;w;; wise; ;;w;; we >w< wiww ÚwÚ compound ^w^ this quarrel. 
GRUMIO. Nay, ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo >w< mattew, sir, what UwU he ÚwÚ 'weges ^-^ in Latin. UwU If ^w^ this 
>_< be UwU nyot a x3 wawfuw >_< cause for :33 me uWu to uWu weave ^.^ his ÚwÚ sewvice- >w< wook ^.^ you, :33 siw: 
UwU he :33 bid :33 me uWu knyock xDD him ^-^ and x3 wap xDD him ^w^ soundwy, ^-^ siw. xDD Weww, >_> was it >w< fit 
for a servant uWu to ÚwÚ use ^.^ his ^w^ mastew uWu so; ÚwÚ being, >_> pewhaps, for :3 aught ^-^ I 
see, x3 two ^-^ and :3 thiwty, a ^-^ pip :3 out? 
^-^ Whom :3 wouwd uWu to >_> God ^-^ I ^w^ had ^w^ weww >_< knyock'd :3 at first, 
UwU Then ^w^ had UwU nyot ^w^ Gwumio come :3 by >w< the ^.^ wowst. 
PETRUCHIO. xDD A :33 sensewess >w< viwwain! Good ^w^ Howtensio, 
^-^ I ^.^ bade >w< the ^w^ wascaw uWu knyock upon ^-^ youw UwU gate, 
And ^-^ couwd UwU nyot x3 get xDD him for >_> my :33 heawt uWu to do uWu it. 
GRUMIO. ^.^ Knyock :3 at >w< the gate? O >_> heavens! ^.^ Spake :33 you UwU nyot uWu these >_> wowds 
plain: >w< 'Siwwah uWu knyock :33 me ;;w;; hewe, x3 wap :33 me ;;w;; hewe, uWu knyock :33 me UwU weww, ^-^ and 
uWu knyock :33 me uWu soundwy'? And come :33 you now xDD with xDD 'knyocking :3 at >w< the gate'? 
PETRUCHIO. ^w^ Siwwah, >_< be gone, >w< ow ^-^ tawk not, ^-^ I >_> advise ÚwÚ you. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^-^ Petwuchio, :3 patience; ^-^ I am Grumio's x3 pwedge; 
:3 Why, this's a >_< heavy >_> chance 'twixt xDD him ^-^ and ^.^ you, 
;;w;; Youw >w< ancient, xDD twusty, :3 pweasant servant uWu Gwumio. 
And tell :33 me uWu nyow, sweet ^.^ fwiend, what happy x3 gawe 
OwO Bwows :33 you uWu to Padua ÚwÚ hewe OwO fwom old >w< Vewonya? 
PETRUCHIO. >_> Such ^.^ wind ÚwÚ as x3 scattews xDD young ^-^ men through >w< the UwU wowwd 
>_< To >w< seek their UwU fowtunyes xDD fawthew than :3 at ;;w;; home, 
;;w;; Whewe xDD smaww experience :3 gwows. xDD But ^-^ in a ^w^ few, 
:3 Signyiow ^w^ Howtensio, UwU thus it ^.^ stands xDD with ^.^ me: 
:3 Antonyio, >_> my ^-^ fathew, is deceas'd, 
And ^-^ I have ;;w;; thwust myself uWu into ^w^ this ^-^ maze, 
Haply uWu to UwU wive ^-^ and :3 thwive ÚwÚ as uWu best ^-^ I ^.^ may; 
^.^ Cwowns ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ puwse ^-^ I uWu have, ^-^ and OwO goods :3 at ;;w;; home, 
And ;;w;; so am come abroad uWu to see >w< the world. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^-^ Petwuchio, >_< shaww ^-^ I :33 then come >_> woundwy uWu to ÚwÚ thee 
And :33 wish ÚwÚ thee uWu to a ^-^ shwewd ^-^ iww-favouw'd :33 wife? 
>_< Thou'dst UwU thank :33 me but a ^-^ wittwe for >_> my :33 counsew, 
And yet >_< I'ww x3 pwomise ÚwÚ thee she >_< shaww >_< be UwU wich, 
And :3 vewy ÚwÚ wich; but x3 th'awt x3 too ÚwÚ much >_> my ^.^ fwiend, 
And >_< I'ww UwU nyot :33 wish ÚwÚ thee uWu to x3 hew. 
PETRUCHIO. :3 Signyiow ^w^ Howtensio, 'twixt >_< such >w< fwiends ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we 
^w^ Few >_> wowds >w< suffice; ^-^ and >_< thewefowe, >_> if >w< thou >_< knyow 
uWu Onye rich :33 enyough uWu to >_< be xDD Petwuchio's ÚwÚ wife, 
:33 As xDD weawth is ;;w;; buwden :3 of >_> my ;;w;; wooing >_< dance, 
;;w;; Be she ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ fouw ÚwÚ as >_> was UwU Fwowentius' love, 
:33 As old ÚwÚ as :3 Sibyw, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as curst ^-^ and ^-^ shwewd 
:33 As uWu Socwates' :33 Xanthippe >w< ow a ^-^ wowse- 
ÚwÚ She moves :33 me not, >w< ow UwU nyot removes, :3 at least, 
>_> Affection's OwO edge ^-^ in me, were she ÚwÚ as ^.^ wough 
:33 As are >w< the swelling Adriatic seas. 
^-^ I come uWu to UwU wive it ^w^ weawthiwy ^-^ in x3 Padua; 
UwU If wealthily, :33 then ^.^ happiwy ^-^ in :3 Padua. 
GRUMIO. Nay, >w< wook ^.^ you, sir, UwU he x3 tewws :33 you flatly what ^.^ his ;;w;; mind ^.^ is. 
:3 Why, >w< give xDD him >_< gowd :33 enyough ^-^ and >w< mawwy xDD him uWu to a puppet >w< ow :3 an 
aglet-baby, >w< ow :3 an old uWu twot xDD with >w< nye'ew a ÚwÚ tooth ^-^ in ;;w;; hew head, though 
she has ÚwÚ as uWu many >w< diseases ÚwÚ as x3 two ^-^ and x3 fifty horses. :3 Why, OwO nyothing 
ÚwÚ comes ^-^ amiss, ;;w;; so ^.^ monyey ÚwÚ comes withal. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^-^ Petwuchio, >_> since ;;w;; we are xDD stepp'd UwU thus far :33 in, 
^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; continyue ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 bwoach'd ^-^ in ^-^ jest. 
^-^ I can, ^-^ Petwuchio, :33 hewp ÚwÚ thee uWu to a uWu wife 
With xDD weawth ^w^ enyough, ^-^ and xDD young ^-^ and :33 beauteous; 
^w^ Bwought :3 up ÚwÚ as uWu best UwU becomes a gentlewoman; 
ÚwÚ Hew :3 onwy :33 fauwt, ^-^ and ^w^ that is xDD fauwts ^w^ enyough, 
:3 Is- ^w^ that she is ;;w;; intowewabwe ^w^ cuwst, 
And ^-^ shwewd ^-^ and >w< fwowawd ;;w;; so >_> beyond ;;w;; aww :3 measuwe 
UwU That, were >_> my ^.^ state far >w< wowsew than it UwU is, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^-^ wed ;;w;; hew for a mine :3 of ^w^ gowd. 
PETRUCHIO. ^w^ Howtensio, x3 peace! >w< thou know'st UwU nyot >w< gowd's ^-^ effect. 
Tell :33 me ;;w;; hew >_> fathew's ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis OwO enyough; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >w< wiww board ;;w;; hew though she chide ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ woud 
:33 As ^.^ thundew uWu when >w< the x3 cwouds ^-^ in ^-^ autumn crack. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ Hew father is >_< Baptista Minola, 
;;w;; An OwO affabwe ^-^ and courteous ;;w;; gentweman; 
ÚwÚ Hew name is ^w^ Kathewinya Minola, 
:3 Wenyown'd ^-^ in Padua for ;;w;; hew :3 scowding ;;w;; tongue. 
PETRUCHIO. ^-^ I >_< knyow ;;w;; hew ^-^ fathew, though ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot :3 hew; 
And UwU he ^-^ knyew >_> my :3 deceased father ^.^ weww. 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD sweep, ^w^ Howtensio, :3 tiww ^-^ I see :3 hew; 
And x3 thewefowe let :33 me >_< be UwU thus xDD bowd xDD with :33 you 
>_< To >w< give :33 you OwO ovew :3 at ^w^ this >_> fiwst ^w^ encountew, 
uWu Unwess :33 you >w< wiww UwU accompany :33 me thither. 
GRUMIO. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, sir, let xDD him ^w^ go :33 whiwe >w< the OwO humouw lasts. :33 O' >_> my 
word, ^-^ and she ^-^ knyew xDD him ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, she :3 wouwd xDD think :3 scowding 
:3 wouwd do ^-^ wittwe ^w^ good upon ^-^ him. ÚwÚ She ^w^ may >_< pewhaps UwU caww xDD him :3 hawf a 
;;w;; scowe xDD knyaves >w< ow >_< so. :3 Why, UwU that's :3 nyothing; ^-^ and UwU he begin once, he'll 
;;w;; waiw ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU wope-twicks. >_< I'ww tell :33 you x3 what, :33 siw: :3 an she >_< stand 
xDD him but a OwO wittwe, UwU he >w< wiww OwO thwow a uWu figuwe ^-^ in ;;w;; hew OwO face, ^-^ and ;;w;; so 
^w^ disfiguwe ;;w;; hew xDD with it ^w^ that she >_< shaww have xDD nyo :33 mowe ^.^ eyes uWu to see 
>_< withaw than a ^.^ cat. You >_< knyow xDD him not, ^-^ siw. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. >_> Tawwy, ^-^ Petwuchio, ^-^ I must ^w^ go xDD with ^-^ thee, 
:3 Fow ^-^ in >_> Baptista's :3 keep >_> my >w< tweasuwe ^.^ is. 
He hath >w< the ÚwÚ jewew :3 of >_> my OwO wife ^-^ in UwU howd, 
:33 His youngest ;;w;; daughtew, ^w^ beautifuw ÚwÚ Bianca; 
And ;;w;; hew OwO withhowds OwO fwom me, ^-^ and x3 othew ^-^ mowe, 
^w^ Suitows uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ and x3 wivaws ^-^ in >_> my love; 
Supposing it a >_> thing impossible- 
:3 Fow those :33 defects ^-^ I have :33 befowe ^w^ weheaws'd- 
:33 That ^-^ evew ^w^ Kathewinya >w< wiww >_< be woo'd. 
Therefore ^w^ this UwU owdew hath >_< Baptista ;;w;; ta'en, 
:33 That none >_< shaww have access >_< unto Bianca 
xDD Tiww OwO Kathewinye >w< the curst have ^w^ got a xDD husband. 
GRUMIO. OwO Kathewinye >w< the uWu cuwst! 
xDD A title for a ÚwÚ maid :3 of ;;w;; aww UwU titwes >w< the ^.^ wowst. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. :3 Nyow >_< shaww >_> my uWu fwiend x3 Petwuchio do :33 me ;;w;; gwace, 
And x3 offew :33 me ^w^ disguis'd ^-^ in sober ^-^ wobes 
>_< To old >_< Baptista ÚwÚ as a ;;w;; schoowmastew 
ÚwÚ Weww seen ^-^ in music, uWu to instruct ÚwÚ Bianca; 
:33 That ;;w;; so ^-^ I ^w^ may :3 by ^w^ this ;;w;; device :3 at least 
>_< Have uWu weave ^-^ and :3 weisuwe uWu to uWu make :33 wove uWu to >w< hew, 
And unsuspected >w< couwt ;;w;; hew :3 by >_> hewsewf. 

^-^ Entew GREMIO xDD with UwU WUCENTIO >_< disguised ÚwÚ as ^.^ CAMBIO 

GRUMIO. Here's xDD nyo knavery! See, uWu to ^w^ beguiwe >w< the old folks, how >w< the 
xDD young ÚwÚ fowks lay their UwU heads >_< togethew! UwU Mastew, uWu mastew, >w< wook uWu about 
ÚwÚ you. >_< Who :3 goes there, x3 ha? 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^w^ Peace, ^w^ Gwumio! >_> It is >w< the uWu wivaw :3 of >_> my :3 wove. ^-^ Petwuchio, 
>_< stand :3 by ^w^ awhiwe. 
GRUMIO. xDD A xDD pwopew stripling, ^-^ and :3 an amorous! 
;;w;; [They >_< stand >_< aside] 
>_< GWEMIO. OwO O, :3 vewy :3 weww; ^-^ I have ÚwÚ pewus'd >w< the >_< nyote. 
>_> Hawk ^.^ you, sir; >_< I'ww have them :3 vewy uWu faiwwy ^.^ bound- 
;;w;; Aww xDD books :3 of love, see ^w^ that :3 at :33 any UwU hand; 
And see :33 you UwU wead xDD nyo x3 othew lectures uWu to x3 hew. 
You understand >_> me- OwO ovew ^-^ and uWu beside 
:3 Signyiow >_> Baptista's liberality, 
>_< I'ww :33 mend it xDD with a largess. Take ^-^ youw paper OwO too, 
And let :33 me have them :3 vewy ^w^ weww xDD pewfum'd; 
:3 Fow she is >w< sweetew than perfume ^w^ itsewf 
>_< To whom :33 they ^w^ go :33 to. :3 What >w< wiww :33 you UwU wead uWu to :33 hew? 
:3 WUCENTIO. Whate'er ^-^ I UwU wead uWu to >w< hew, >_< I'ww xDD pwead for :33 you 
:33 As for >_> my ^.^ patwon, >_< stand :33 you ;;w;; so assur'd, 
:33 As uWu fiwmwy ÚwÚ as :33 youwsewf were OwO stiww ^-^ in >_< pwace; 
x3 Yea, ^-^ and >_< pewhaps xDD with :33 mowe :3 successfuw >_> wowds 
uWu Than ^.^ you, UwU unwess :33 you were a :3 schowaw, ^-^ siw. 
>_< GWEMIO. O ^w^ this ^-^ weawnying, what a >_> thing it ^.^ is! 
GRUMIO. O ^w^ this ^.^ woodcock, what :3 an >w< ass it ^.^ is! 
PETRUCHIO. ^w^ Peace, >_< siwwah! 
:33 HOWTENSIO. >_< Gwumio, xDD mum! [Coming >_> fowwawd] 
>_> God >_< save ^.^ you, :3 Signyiow OwO Gwemio! 
>_< GWEMIO. And :33 you are ^w^ weww ^w^ met, :3 Signyiow :33 Howtensio. 
^w^ Twow :33 you >_< whithew ^-^ I am >w< going? >_< To >_< Baptista OwO Minyowa. 
^-^ I >_< pwomis'd uWu to enquire ;;w;; cawefuwwy 
About a ;;w;; schoowmastew for >w< the ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ Bianca; 
And :3 by ^w^ good xDD fowtunye ^-^ I have lighted ^w^ weww 
:3 On ^w^ this xDD young >_< man; for learning ^-^ and >w< behaviouw 
Fit for ;;w;; hew ;;w;; tuwn, ^w^ weww UwU wead ^-^ in >_> poetwy 
And x3 othew x3 books- ^w^ good ones, ^-^ I warrant xDD ye. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. 'Tis :3 weww; ^-^ and ^-^ I have >_< met a gentleman 
uWu Hath >_< pwomis'd :33 me uWu to :33 hewp :33 me uWu to another, 
xDD A UwU finye ^.^ musician uWu to instruct x3 ouw mistress; 
So >_< shaww ^-^ I xDD nyo whit >_< be x3 behind ^-^ in >_> duty 
>_< To ^.^ faiw UwU Bianca, ;;w;; so :3 bewoved :3 of >w< me. 
>_< GWEMIO. >_> Bewoved :3 of >_> me- ^-^ and ^w^ that >_> my deeds >_< shaww uWu pwove. 
GRUMIO. And ^w^ that ^.^ his x3 bags >_< shaww uWu pwove. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^.^ Gwemio, ÚwÚ 'tis now xDD nyo :3 time uWu to vent x3 ouw :3 wove. 
uWu Wisten uWu to me, ^-^ and >_> if :33 you UwU speak :33 me ^.^ faiw 
>_< I'ww tell :33 you OwO nyews indifferent ^w^ good for xDD eithew. 
uWu Hewe is a gentleman whom :3 by >_> chance ^-^ I ^w^ met, 
ÚwÚ Upon agreement OwO fwom uWu us uWu to ^.^ his >w< wiking, 
Will ;;w;; undewtake uWu to ÚwÚ woo curst ^-^ Kathewinye; 
x3 Yea, ^-^ and uWu to >w< mawwy >w< hew, >_> if ;;w;; hew ^.^ dowwy :33 pwease. 
>_< GWEMIO. So ^w^ said, ;;w;; so x3 donye, is ^.^ weww. 
^w^ Howtensio, have :33 you >_< towd xDD him ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew ;;w;; fauwts? 
PETRUCHIO. ^-^ I >_< knyow she is :3 an :33 iwksome brawling xDD scowd; 
UwU If ^w^ that >_< be >w< aww, masters, ^-^ I >_> heaw xDD nyo ^.^ hawm. 
>_< GWEMIO. x3 Nyo, say'st :33 me ;;w;; so, ;;w;; fwiend? :3 What ÚwÚ countwyman? 
PETRUCHIO. >_> Bown ^-^ in uWu Vewonya, old Antonio's ;;w;; son. 
^w^ My father >_> dead, >_> my xDD fowtunye xDD wives for x3 me; 
And ^-^ I do hope ^w^ good ^-^ days ^-^ and long uWu to >_> see. 
>_< GWEMIO. O x3 Siw, >_< such a OwO wife xDD with >_< such a uWu wife were :33 stwange! 
xDD But >_> if :33 you have a >_< stomach, uWu to't a God's name; 
You >_< shaww have :33 me x3 assisting :33 you ^-^ in ÚwÚ aww. 
xDD But >w< wiww :33 you ÚwÚ woo ^w^ this :33 wiwd-cat? 
PETRUCHIO. Will ^-^ I ;;w;; wive? 
GRUMIO. Will UwU he ÚwÚ woo :33 hew? x3 Ay, >w< ow >_< I'ww ;;w;; hang x3 hew. 
PETRUCHIO. ^.^ Why came ^-^ I ÚwÚ hithew but uWu to ^w^ that uWu intent? 
>w< Think :33 you a ^-^ wittwe :33 din ^w^ can UwU daunt mine xDD eaws? 
>_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot ^-^ in >_> my :3 time heard >_> wions roar? 
>_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot heard >w< the sea, ^-^ puff'd :3 up xDD with winds, 
^.^ Wage OwO wike :3 an >w< angwy xDD boaw >w< chafed xDD with >_> sweat? 
>_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot heard >_> gweat ordnance ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ fiewd, 
And heaven's artillery ^.^ thundew ^-^ in >w< the >_> skies? 
>_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot ^-^ in a UwU pitched >_< battwe heard 
x3 Woud x3 'wawums, OwO nyeighing steeds, ^-^ and OwO twumpets' uWu cwang? 
And do :33 you tell :33 me :3 of a :3 woman's uWu tongue, 
:33 That xDD gives UwU nyot :3 hawf ;;w;; so >_> gweat a x3 bwow uWu to >_> heaw 
:33 As >w< wiww a chestnut ^-^ in a fariner's ^w^ fiwe? 
^w^ Tush! tush! ^w^ feaw >_< boys xDD with >_> bugs. 
GRUMIO. :3 Fow UwU he >_> feaws x3 nyonye. 
>_< GWEMIO. ^w^ Howtensio, hark: 
^.^ This gentleman is ^.^ happiwy >_> awwiv'd, 
^w^ My ;;w;; mind OwO pwesumes, for ^.^ his ^-^ own ^w^ good ^-^ and >_> ouws. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^-^ I >_< pwomis'd ;;w;; we :3 wouwd >_< be uWu contwibutows 
And ;;w;; beaw ^.^ his charge :3 of ^.^ wooing, >w< whatsoe'ew. 
>_< GWEMIO. And ;;w;; so ;;w;; we :33 wiww- OwO pwovided ^w^ that UwU he >w< win x3 hew. 
GRUMIO. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I were ÚwÚ as ^w^ suwe :3 of a ^w^ good >_< dinnyew. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ TWANyIO, ÚwÚ bwavewy apparelled ÚwÚ as >_< WUCENTIO, ^-^ and :3 BIONDEWWO 

uWu TWANyIO. :33 Gentwemen, >_> God >_< save >_> you! UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< be >_> bowd, 
Tell me, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, xDD which is >w< the >_< weadiest x3 way 
>_< To >w< the house :3 of :3 Signyiow >_< Baptista ;;w;; Minyowa? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. He ^w^ that has >w< the x3 two ^.^ faiw OwO daughtews; ^w^ is't UwU he :33 you mean? 
uWu TWANyIO. uWu Even ÚwÚ he, OwO Biondewwo. 
>_< GWEMIO. >_> Hawk ^.^ you, sir, :33 you UwU mean UwU nyot ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ to- 
uWu TWANyIO. x3 Pewhaps xDD him ^-^ and >w< hew, sir; what have :33 you uWu to do? 
PETRUCHIO. uWu Nyot ;;w;; hew ^w^ that chides, sir, :3 at :33 any ;;w;; hand, ^-^ I >_> pway. 
uWu TWANyIO. ^-^ I :33 wove xDD nyo ÚwÚ chidews, ^-^ siw. >_> Biondewwo, let's uWu away. 
:3 WUCENTIO. [Aside] ÚwÚ Weww UwU begun, UwU Twanyio. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. x3 Siw, a :3 wowd ^-^ ewe :33 you ^w^ go. 
;;w;; Awe :33 you a ^w^ suitow uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ maid :33 you ^-^ tawk uWu of, ^-^ yea >w< ow no? 
uWu TWANyIO. And >_> if ^-^ I be, sir, is it :33 any ^-^ offence? 
>_< GWEMIO. >w< Nyo; >_> if :33 without :33 mowe >_> wowds :33 you >w< wiww x3 get :33 you >_< hence. 
uWu TWANyIO. :3 Why, sir, ^-^ I pray, are UwU nyot >w< the uWu stweets ÚwÚ as >w< fwee 
:3 Fow :33 me ÚwÚ as for :33 you? 
>_< GWEMIO. xDD But ;;w;; so is UwU nyot ^w^ she. 

uWu TWANyIO. :3 Fow what ;;w;; weason, ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you? 
>_< GWEMIO. :3 Fow ^w^ this ;;w;; weason, >_> if ^.^ you'ww :33 knyow, 
:33 That she's >w< the :33 choice :33 wove :3 of :3 Signyiow uWu Gwemio. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. :33 That she's >w< the :33 chosen :3 of :3 Signyiow :33 Howtensio. 
uWu TWANyIO. >w< Softwy, >_> my masters! UwU If :33 you >_< be gentlemen, 
:3 Do :33 me ^w^ this right- >_> heaw :33 me xDD with ^.^ patience. 
>_< Baptista is a ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ gentweman, 
>_< To whom >_> my father is UwU nyot ;;w;; aww uWu unknyown, 
And, were ^.^ his uWu daughtew :3 faiwew than she UwU is, 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ may :33 mowe ^w^ suitows uWu have, ^-^ and :33 me for ^w^ onye. 
:33 Faiw ^-^ Weda's uWu daughtew ^w^ had a >_> thousand ^w^ wooews; 
UwU Then ^w^ weww >w< onye :33 mowe ^w^ may ^.^ faiw Bianca x3 have; 
And ;;w;; so she shall: >_> Wucentio >_< shaww uWu make :3 onye, 
OwO Though UwU Pawis came ^-^ in hope uWu to >_< speed alone. 
>_< GWEMIO. ^w^ What, ^w^ this gentleman >w< wiww out-talk uWu us >_> aww! 
:3 WUCENTIO. x3 Siw, >w< give xDD him head; ^-^ I >_< knyow he'll >_< pwove a jade. 
PETRUCHIO. ^w^ Howtensio, uWu to what UwU end are ;;w;; aww uWu these :33 wowds? 
:33 HOWTENSIO. x3 Siw, let :33 me >_< be ;;w;; so xDD bowd ÚwÚ as ask ^.^ you, 
ÚwÚ Did :33 you yet ^-^ evew see >_> Baptista's ;;w;; daughtew? 
uWu TWANyIO. x3 Nyo, sir, but >_> heaw ^-^ I do ^w^ that UwU he hath :33 two: 
^.^ The >w< onye ÚwÚ as famous for a :3 scowding tongue 
:33 As is >w< the x3 othew for beauteous ^.^ modesty. 
PETRUCHIO. x3 Siw, sir, >w< the first's for x3 me; let ;;w;; hew ^w^ go by. 
>_< GWEMIO. x3 Yea, uWu weave ^w^ that UwU wabouw uWu to >_> gweat Hercules, 
And let it >_< be :33 mowe than :33 Awcides' twelve. 
PETRUCHIO. x3 Siw, understand :33 you ^w^ this :3 of me, ^-^ in ^.^ sooth: 
^.^ The youngest ;;w;; daughtew, whom :33 you xDD heawken ^-^ fow, 
ÚwÚ Hew father xDD keeps OwO fwom ;;w;; aww access :3 of suitors, 
And >w< wiww UwU nyot x3 pwomise ;;w;; hew uWu to :33 any man 
OwO Untiw >w< the >_> ewdew ;;w;; sistew >_> fiwst >_< be uWu wed. 
^.^ The ÚwÚ youngew :33 then is free, ^-^ and UwU nyot OwO befowe. 
uWu TWANyIO. UwU If it >_< be ;;w;; so, sir, ^w^ that :33 you are >w< the man 
ÚwÚ Must ;;w;; stead uWu us >w< aww, ^-^ and :33 me ^.^ amongst >w< the :33 west; 
And >_> if :33 you x3 bweak >w< the ^-^ ice, ^-^ and do ^w^ this OwO feat, 
>w< Achieve >w< the elder, ^w^ set >w< the ÚwÚ youngew >w< fwee 
:3 Fow x3 ouw access- :3 whose >_< hap >_< shaww >_< be uWu to have ;;w;; hew 
Will UwU nyot ;;w;; so UwU gwacewess >_< be uWu to >_< be ingrate. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. x3 Siw, :33 you say UwU weww, ^-^ and ^w^ weww :33 you do x3 conceive; 
And >_> since :33 you do profess uWu to >_< be a ;;w;; suitow, 
You >_< must, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ÚwÚ do, :33 gwatify ^w^ this ^w^ gentweman, 
>_< To whom ;;w;; we ;;w;; aww :33 west xDD genyewawwy ^.^ behowding. 
uWu TWANyIO. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be UwU swack; ^-^ in uWu sign whereof, 
x3 Pwease xDD ye ;;w;; we ^w^ may ^-^ contwive ^w^ this afternoon, 
And >w< quaff :3 cawouses uWu to x3 ouw uWu mistwess' xDD heawth; 
And do ÚwÚ as >w< advewsawies do ^-^ in law- 
Strive mightily, but >w< eat ^-^ and drink ÚwÚ as uWu fwiends. 
>_< GWUMIO, uWu BIONDEWWO. O >_< excewwent motion! :3 Fewwows, let's >_< be gone. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^.^ The :3 motion's ^w^ good UwU indeed, ^-^ and >_< be it >_< so. 
^-^ Petwuchio, ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ youw x3 ben >_< venyuto. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT Il. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
:3 Padua. ;;w;; BAPTISTA'S house 

^-^ Entew :3 KATHEWINyA ^-^ and ;;w;; BIANCA 

uWu BIANCA. Good ^w^ sistew, ^-^ wwong :33 me not, >_< nyow ^-^ wwong ÚwÚ youwsewf, 
>_< To uWu make a ^-^ bondmaid ^-^ and a slave :3 of >_> me- 
:33 That ^-^ I >w< disdain; but for uWu these x3 othew gawds, 
OwO Unbind >_> my OwO hands, >_< I'ww xDD puww them off x3 mysewf, 
x3 Yea, ;;w;; aww >_> my >_< waiment, uWu to >_> my ^w^ petticoat; 
>_> Ow what :33 you >w< wiww UwU command :33 me >w< wiww ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, 
So ^w^ weww ^-^ I >_< knyow >_> my >_> duty uWu to >_> my ^.^ ewdews. 
KATHERINA. Of ;;w;; aww thy ^w^ suitows ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I charge ÚwÚ thee tell 
^-^ Whom >w< thou lov'st ^.^ best. ÚwÚ See >w< thou x3 dissembwe uWu nyot. 
uWu BIANCA. ;;w;; Bewieve me, ^w^ sistew, :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ men ^-^ awive 
^-^ I UwU nyevew yet ^-^ behewd ^w^ that ^w^ speciaw UwU face 
Which ^-^ I ^-^ couwd uWu fancy :33 mowe than :33 any ;;w;; othew. 
KATHERINA. Minion, >w< thou >_< wiest. Is't UwU nyot ;;w;; Howtensio? 
uWu BIANCA. UwU If :33 you >_< affect :3 him, ^w^ sistew, ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I xDD sweaw 
>_< I'ww xDD pwead for :33 you myself but :33 you >_< shaww have ^-^ him. 
KATHERINA. O uWu then, :3 bewike, :33 you uWu fancy riches :3 mowe: 
You >w< wiww have ÚwÚ Gwemio uWu to :3 keep :33 you fair. 
uWu BIANCA. Is it for xDD him :33 you do >_< envy :33 me so? 
Nay, :33 then :33 you >_< jest; ^-^ and now ^-^ I ^w^ weww :3 pewceive 
You have but ^.^ jested xDD with :33 me ;;w;; aww ^w^ this while. 
^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, ;;w;; sistew ^-^ Kate, ÚwÚ untie >_> my :3 hands. 
KATHERINA. [Strikes >_> hew] UwU If ^w^ that >_< be :3 jest, :33 then :3 an >w< the :33 west >_> was >_< so. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ BAPTISTA 

:3 BAPTISTA. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, dame! Whence grows ^w^ this >_< insowence? 
UwU Bianca, >_< stand aside- x3 poow ^.^ giww! she weeps. 
UwU [He unbinds >_> hew] 
:3 Go :3 pwy thy OwO nyeedwe; ^-^ meddwe UwU nyot xDD with x3 hew. 
:3 Fow >w< shame, >w< thou hilding :3 of a ^-^ deviwish xDD spiwit, 
^.^ Why dost >w< thou ^-^ wwong ;;w;; hew ^w^ that >w< did >w< nye'ew ^-^ wwong uWu thee? 
When >w< did she x3 cwoss ÚwÚ thee xDD with a OwO bittew >w< wowd? 
KATHERINA. ÚwÚ Hew >_< siwence ^w^ fwouts me, ^-^ and >_< I'ww >_< be >_> weveng'd. 
UwU [Fwies after :33 BIANCA] 
:3 BAPTISTA. ^w^ What, ^-^ in >_> my OwO sight? UwU Bianca, x3 get ÚwÚ thee uWu in. 
x3 Exit ;;w;; BIANCA 
KATHERINA. ^w^ What, >w< wiww :33 you UwU nyot :3 suffew ÚwÚ me? Nay, now ^-^ I see 
ÚwÚ She is ^-^ youw :3 tweasuwe, she must have a ^-^ husband; 
^-^ I must ^w^ dance ^-^ bawe-foot on ;;w;; hew OwO wedding-day, 
And for ^-^ youw :33 wove uWu to ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ wead UwU apes ^-^ in hell. 
^w^ Tawk UwU nyot uWu to x3 me; ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go ÚwÚ sit ^-^ and ÚwÚ weep, 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I ^w^ can find ^.^ occasion :3 of revenge. x3 Exit :3 KATHEWINyA 
:3 BAPTISTA. uWu Was ^-^ evew gentleman UwU thus x3 gwiev'd ÚwÚ as >_> I? 
xDD But ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew ^.^ GWEMIO, xDD with UwU WUCENTIO ^-^ in >w< the >_> habit :3 of a UwU mean >_< man; 
:3 PETWUCHIO, xDD with xDD HOWTENSIO ÚwÚ as a xDD musician; ^-^ and ^-^ TWANyIO, 
ÚwÚ as >_< WUCENTIO, xDD with ^.^ his uWu boy, xDD BIONDEWWO, ÚwÚ beawing a lute ^-^ and xDD books 

>_< GWEMIO. Good UwU mowwow, ^w^ nyeighbouw >w< Baptista. 
:3 BAPTISTA. Good UwU mowwow, ^w^ nyeighbouw uWu Gwemio. 
>_> God >_< save ^.^ you, gentlemen! 
PETRUCHIO. And ^.^ you, ^w^ good :33 siw! Pray, have :33 you UwU nyot a uWu daughtew 
uWu Caww'd Katherina, ^.^ faiw ^-^ and virtuous? 
:3 BAPTISTA. ^-^ I have a ;;w;; daughtew, sir, call'd ;;w;; Kathewinya. 
>_< GWEMIO. You are x3 too OwO bwunt; ^w^ go uWu to it orderly. 
PETRUCHIO. You ^-^ wwong me, :3 Signyiow :33 Gwemio; >w< give :33 me leave. 
^-^ I am a gentleman :3 of uWu Vewonya, sir, 
UwU That, hearing :3 of ;;w;; hew beauty ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ;;w;; wit, 
ÚwÚ Hew affability ^-^ and ^-^ bashfuw modesty, 
ÚwÚ Hew ^.^ wondwous ^-^ quawities ^-^ and >_< miwd ^w^ behaviouw, 
ÚwÚ Am xDD bowd uWu to ^w^ show myself a ;;w;; fowwawd x3 guest 
;;w;; Within ^-^ youw uWu house, uWu to uWu make mine eye >w< the x3 witnyess 
Of ^w^ that >_< wepowt xDD which ^-^ I ;;w;; so oft have heard. 
And, for :3 an entrance uWu to >_> my entertainment, 
^-^ I do present :33 you xDD with a man :3 of uWu minye, 
xDD [Pwesenting ^w^ HOWTENSIO] 
^.^ Cunnying ^-^ in music ^-^ and >w< the >_> mathematics, 
>_< To instruct ;;w;; hew xDD fuwwy ^-^ in those sciences, 
ÚwÚ Wheweof ^-^ I >_< knyow she is UwU nyot uWu ignyowant. 
Accept :3 of :3 him, >w< ow else :33 you do :33 me wrong- 
:33 His name is Licio, >w< bown ^-^ in >w< Mantua. 
:3 BAPTISTA. Y'are uWu wewcome, sir, ^-^ and UwU he for ^-^ youw ^w^ good sake; 
xDD But for >_> my uWu daughtew >w< Kathewinye, ^w^ this ^-^ I :33 knyow, 
ÚwÚ She is UwU nyot for ^-^ youw ;;w;; tuwn, >w< the :33 mowe >_> my grief. 
PETRUCHIO. ^-^ I see :33 you do UwU nyot UwU mean uWu to ^.^ pawt xDD with :3 hew; 
>_> Ow else :33 you OwO wike UwU nyot :3 of >_> my x3 company. 
:3 BAPTISTA. Mistake :33 me not; ^-^ I UwU speak but ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >w< find. 
Whence are ^.^ you, >_> siw? :3 What ^w^ may ^-^ I UwU caww ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame? 
PETRUCHIO. x3 Petwuchio is >_> my ;;w;; nyame, Antonio's son, 
xDD A man ^w^ weww known >w< thwoughout ;;w;; aww ^w^ Itawy. 
:3 BAPTISTA. ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him :3 weww; :33 you are >_< wewcome for ^.^ his >_< sake. 
>_< GWEMIO. ^.^ Saving ^-^ youw ;;w;; tawe, ^-^ Petwuchio, ^-^ I pray, 
Let uWu us ^w^ that are x3 poow uWu petitionyews UwU speak >_< too. 
uWu Bacawe! :33 you are ^w^ mawvewwous ^w^ fowwawd. 
PETRUCHIO. OwO O, >w< pawdon me, :3 Signyiow OwO Gwemio! ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 fain >_< be xDD doing. 
>_< GWEMIO. ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt it not, sir; but :33 you >w< wiww xDD cuwse ^-^ youw x3 wooing. 
>_> Nyeighbouw, ^w^ this is a :3 gift :3 vewy :33 gwatefuw, ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe :3 of uWu it. >_< To 
OwO expwess >w< the OwO wike ^-^ kindnyess, x3 mysewf, ^w^ that have OwO been :33 mowe xDD kindwy 
>w< behowding uWu to :33 you than ;;w;; any, xDD fweewy >w< give >_< unto :33 you ^w^ this xDD young 
scholar xDD [Pwesenting UwU WUCENTIO] ^w^ that hath OwO been long ^.^ studying :3 at 
OwO Wheims; ÚwÚ as cunning ^-^ in x3 Gweek, >_> Watin, ^-^ and x3 othew languages, ÚwÚ as >w< the 
x3 othew ^-^ in music ^-^ and mathematics. :33 His name is OwO Cambio. xDD Pway uWu accept 
^.^ his ^.^ sewvice. 
:3 BAPTISTA. xDD A >_> thousand xDD thanks, :3 Signyiow uWu Gwemio. ^-^ Wewcome, ^w^ good OwO Cambio. 
^w^ [To >_< TWANyIO] >w< But, ÚwÚ gentwe sir, :33 methinks :33 you ^.^ wawk OwO wike a ÚwÚ stwangew. 
:3 May ^-^ I >_< be ;;w;; so xDD bowd uWu to >_< knyow >w< the >_< cause :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ coming? 
uWu TWANyIO. UwU Pawdon me, sir, >w< the ;;w;; bowdnyess is mine ^-^ own 
UwU That, being a stranger ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO city ;;w;; hewe, 
:3 Do uWu make myself a ^w^ suitow uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew, 
uWu Unto UwU Bianca, ^.^ faiw ^-^ and ^-^ viwtuous. 
>_> Nyow is ^-^ youw ^w^ fiwm >_< wesowve >_< unknyown uWu to :33 me 
^.^ In >w< the ÚwÚ pwefewment :3 of >w< the :3 ewdest ^.^ sistew. 
^.^ This :3 wibewty is ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^-^ I ;;w;; wequest- 
UwU That, upon >w< knyowwedge :3 of >_> my parentage, 
^-^ I ^w^ may have >_< wewcome >_> 'mongst >w< the :33 west ^w^ that woo, 
And >w< fwee access ^-^ and :33 favouw ÚwÚ as >w< the >_> west. 
And ^.^ towawd >w< the x3 education :3 of ^-^ youw daughters 
^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe >_< bestow a ÚwÚ simpwe :33 instwument, 
And ^w^ this xDD smaww OwO packet :3 of :33 Gweek ^-^ and >w< Watin uWu books. 
UwU If :33 you uWu accept them, :33 then their worth is great. 
:3 BAPTISTA. >_> Wucentio is ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame? Of xDD whence, ^-^ I pray? 
uWu TWANyIO. Of Pisa, sir; ^-^ son uWu to >_< Vincentio. 
:3 BAPTISTA. xDD A ^w^ mighty man :3 of ^-^ Pisa. By >_< wepowt 
^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him ^.^ weww. You are :3 vewy uWu wewcome, ^-^ siw. 
Take :33 you >w< the ÚwÚ wute, ^-^ and :33 you >w< the ^w^ set :3 of >_< books; 
You >_< shaww ^w^ go see ^-^ youw ;;w;; pupiws ^-^ pwesentwy. 
uWu Howwa, >w< within! 

^-^ Entew a uWu SEWVANT 

^w^ Siwwah, ÚwÚ wead uWu these OwO gentwemen 
>_< To >_> my OwO daughtews; ^-^ and tell them x3 both 
These are their UwU tutows. OwO Bid them ÚwÚ use them ^.^ weww. 

x3 Exit uWu SEWVANT leading xDD HOWTENSIO uWu cawwying >w< the lute 
^-^ and UwU WUCENTIO xDD with >w< the xDD books 

OwO We >w< wiww ^w^ go ^.^ wawk a ^-^ wittwe ^-^ in >w< the :33 owchawd, 
And :33 then uWu to >_< dinnyew. You are >w< passing uWu wewcome, 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ I pray :33 you ;;w;; aww uWu to xDD think xDD youwsewves. 
PETRUCHIO. :3 Signyiow Baptista, >_> my business ^w^ asketh ^w^ haste, 
And >_> evewy x3 day ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot come uWu to >w< woo. 
You ^-^ knyew >_> my father UwU weww, ^-^ and ^-^ in xDD him me, 
ÚwÚ Weft ;;w;; sowewy >_< heiw uWu to ;;w;; aww ^.^ his >_< wands ^-^ and goods, 
Which ^-^ I have :3 bettewed :3 wathew than decreas'd. 
UwU Then tell me, >_> if ^-^ I x3 get ^-^ youw UwU daughtew's love, 
:3 What ^.^ dowwy >_< shaww ^-^ I have xDD with ;;w;; hew uWu to :33 wife? 
:3 BAPTISTA. uWu Aftew >_> my >_< death, >w< the >w< onye :3 hawf :3 of >_> my >_< wands 
And, ^-^ in ÚwÚ possession, twenty >_> thousand uWu cwowns. 
PETRUCHIO. And for ^w^ that :3 dowwy, >_< I'ww >_> assuwe ;;w;; hew :3 of 
ÚwÚ Hew uWu widowhood, >_< be it ^w^ that she survive me, 
^.^ In ;;w;; aww >_> my >_< wands ^-^ and leases uWu whatsoevew. 
Let ÚwÚ speciawities >_< be x3 thewefowe ^.^ dwawn between us, 
:33 That UwU covenyants ^w^ may >_< be ÚwÚ kept on OwO eithew ;;w;; hand. 
:3 BAPTISTA. x3 Ay, uWu when >w< the ^w^ speciaw >_> thing is ^w^ weww >_< obtain'd, 
:33 That UwU is, ;;w;; hew love; for ^w^ that is ;;w;; aww ^-^ in ÚwÚ aww. 
PETRUCHIO. :3 Why, ^w^ that is :3 nyothing; for ^-^ I tell ^.^ you, ^-^ fathew, 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ as :3 pewemptowy ÚwÚ as she x3 pwoud-minded; 
And >w< whewe x3 two :3 waging ^.^ fiwes meet xDD togethew, 
xDD They do >_> consume >w< the >_> thing ^w^ that >w< feeds their uWu fuwy. 
OwO Though ^-^ wittwe ^w^ fiwe grows >_> gweat xDD with ^-^ wittwe wind, 
^w^ Yet >_< extweme ^w^ gusts >w< wiww x3 bwow :33 out ^w^ fiwe ^-^ and ÚwÚ aww. 
So ^-^ I uWu to >w< hew, ^-^ and ;;w;; so she yields uWu to x3 me; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am :33 wough, ^-^ and ÚwÚ woo UwU nyot OwO wike a uWu babe. 
:3 BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ Weww ;;w;; mayst >w< thou woo, ^-^ and happy >_< be thy >_< speed 
xDD But >_< be >w< thou ^w^ awm'd for ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ unhappy :3 wowds. 
PETRUCHIO. x3 Ay, uWu to >w< the OwO pwoof, ÚwÚ as mountains are for winds, 
:33 That shake UwU nyot though :33 they x3 bwow ;;w;; pewpetuawwy. 

^-^ We-entew ^.^ HOWTENSIO, xDD with ^.^ his ^.^ head ^.^ bwoke 

:3 BAPTISTA. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my ÚwÚ fwiend! ^.^ Why dost >w< thou >w< wook ;;w;; so x3 pawe? 
:33 HOWTENSIO. :3 Fow fear, ^-^ I x3 pwomise ^.^ you, >_> if ^-^ I >w< wook ^w^ pawe. 
:3 BAPTISTA. ^w^ What, >w< wiww >_> my uWu daughtew >_< pwove a ^w^ good :3 musician? 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^-^ I xDD think >_> she'ww ^-^ soonyew >_< pwove a OwO sowdiew: 
Iron ^w^ may hold xDD with >w< hew, but UwU nyevew lutes. 
:3 BAPTISTA. :3 Why, :33 then >w< thou >_> canst UwU nyot x3 bweak ;;w;; hew uWu to >w< the lute? 
:33 HOWTENSIO. :3 Why, no; for she hath ^.^ bwoke >w< the lute uWu to >w< me. 
^-^ I >w< did but tell ;;w;; hew she :3 mistook ;;w;; hew frets, 
And x3 bow'd ;;w;; hew UwU hand uWu to ^-^ teach ;;w;; hew ^.^ fingewing, 
^w^ When, xDD with a :3 most >_> impatient ^-^ deviwish xDD spiwit, 
'Frets, UwU caww :33 you :33 these?' ^-^ quoth she 'I'll fume xDD with ^-^ them.' 
And xDD with ^w^ that :3 wowd she ^w^ stwuck :33 me on >w< the head, 
And through >w< the ^.^ instwument >_> my ^.^ pate uWu made OwO way; 
And >w< thewe ^-^ I >w< stood amazed for a x3 whiwe, 
:33 As on a x3 piwwowy, :33 wooking through >w< the ÚwÚ wute, 
uWu Whiwe she >w< did UwU caww :33 me ^w^ wascaw fiddler 
And ;;w;; twangwing ^w^ Jack, xDD with twenty >_< such :3 viwe OwO tewms, 
:33 As she ^w^ had x3 studied uWu to ;;w;; misuse :33 me >_< so. 
PETRUCHIO. xDD Nyow, :3 by >w< the world, it is a lusty uWu wench; 
^-^ I :33 wove ;;w;; hew >_< ten xDD times :33 mowe than e'er ^-^ I did. 
OwO O, how ^-^ I long uWu to have ÚwÚ some ^-^ chat xDD with ^w^ hew! 
:3 BAPTISTA. xDD Weww, ^w^ go xDD with me, ^-^ and >_< be UwU nyot ;;w;; so :3 discomfited; 
Proceed ^-^ in UwU pwactice xDD with >_> my ÚwÚ youngew UwU daughtew; 
>_< She's :3 apt uWu to ^w^ weawn, ^-^ and ^w^ thankfuw for ^w^ good >w< tuwns. 
:3 Signyiow ^-^ Petwuchio, >w< wiww :33 you ^w^ go xDD with us, 
>_> Ow >_< shaww ^-^ I ^.^ send >_> my uWu daughtew >w< Kate uWu to :33 you? 
PETRUCHIO. ^-^ I pray :33 you do. Exeunt ;;w;; aww but x3 PETWUCHIO 
>_< I'ww ^-^ attend ;;w;; hew ;;w;; hewe, 
And ÚwÚ woo ;;w;; hew xDD with ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ spiwit uWu when she :33 comes. 
Say ^w^ that she ^.^ waiw; OwO why, :33 then >_< I'ww tell ;;w;; hew UwU pwain 
ÚwÚ She uWu sings ÚwÚ as ;;w;; sweetwy ÚwÚ as a :3 nyightingawe. 
Say ^w^ that she x3 fwown; >_< I'ww say she OwO wooks ÚwÚ as UwU cweaw 
:33 As ^.^ mownying >w< woses OwO nyewwy >_< wash'd xDD with dew. 
Say she >_< be ;;w;; mute, ^-^ and >w< wiww UwU nyot UwU speak a word; 
UwU Then >_< I'ww >w< commend ;;w;; hew volubility, 
And say she xDD utteweth piercing :3 ewoquence. 
UwU If she do :33 bid :33 me x3 pack, >_< I'ww >w< give ;;w;; hew xDD thanks, 
:33 As though she :33 bid :33 me x3 stay :3 by ;;w;; hew a week; 
UwU If she uWu deny uWu to ÚwÚ wed, >_< I'ww xDD cwave >w< the x3 day 
When ^-^ I >_< shaww ask >w< the :33 banns, ^-^ and uWu when >_< be married. 
xDD But ÚwÚ hewe she comes; :3 :Wnd.nyow, ^-^ Petwuchio, ^w^ speak. 

^-^ Entew :3 KATHEWINyA 

Good UwU mowwow, ^w^ Kate- for UwU that's ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ I >w< heaw. 
KATHERINA. ÚwÚ Weww have :33 you >w< heawd, but x3 something :33 hawd :3 of :3 heawing: 
xDD They UwU caww :33 me OwO Kathewinye ^w^ that do ^-^ tawk :3 of >w< me. 
PETRUCHIO. You lie, ^-^ in faith, for :33 you are call'd UwU pwain ^-^ Kate, 
And ^.^ bonny ^-^ Kate, ^-^ and uWu sometimes >w< Kate >w< the :33 cuwst; 
>w< But, ^-^ Kate, >w< the >_< pwettiest >w< Kate ^-^ in Christendom, 
>w< Kate :3 of >w< Kate :33 Haww, >_> my ;;w;; supew-dainty ^-^ Kate, 
:3 Fow uWu dainties are ;;w;; aww ^-^ Kates, ^-^ and >_< thewefowe, ^-^ Kate, 
Take ^w^ this :3 of me, >w< Kate :3 of >_> my UwU consowation- 
^.^ Heawing thy UwU miwdnyess prais'd ^-^ in >_> evewy UwU town, 
>w< Thy virtues ^-^ spoke uWu of, ^-^ and thy beauty >w< sounded, 
^w^ Yet UwU nyot ;;w;; so deeply ÚwÚ as uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^w^ bewongs, 
:3 Mysewf am xDD mov'd uWu to ÚwÚ woo ÚwÚ thee for >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
KATHERINA. :3 Mov'd! ^-^ in ^w^ good :3 time! Let xDD him ^w^ that xDD mov'd :33 you ÚwÚ hithew 
OwO Wemove :33 you >_< hence. ^-^ I ^-^ knyew :33 you :3 at >w< the >_> fiwst 
You were a moveable. 
PETRUCHIO. :3 Why, what's a xDD moveabwe? 
KATHERINA. xDD A >w< join'd-stoow. 
PETRUCHIO. Thou UwU hast OwO hit uWu it. uWu Come, ÚwÚ sit on >w< me. 
KATHERINA. x3 Asses are uWu made uWu to ^.^ beaw, ^-^ and ;;w;; so are ÚwÚ you. 
PETRUCHIO. Women are uWu made uWu to ^.^ beaw, ^-^ and ;;w;; so are ÚwÚ you. 
KATHERINA. :33 Nyo >_< such jade ÚwÚ as ^.^ you, >_> if :33 me :33 you ^w^ mean. 
PETRUCHIO. >_> Awas, ^w^ good ^-^ Kate, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ;;w;; buwden ^-^ thee! 
^.^ Fow, OwO knyowing ÚwÚ thee uWu to >_< be but xDD young ^-^ and x3 wight- 
KATHERINA. :33 Too :3 wight for >_< such a UwU swain ÚwÚ as :33 you uWu to catch; 
And yet ÚwÚ as >_< heavy ÚwÚ as >_> my ^w^ weight OwO shouwd OwO be. 
PETRUCHIO. ^.^ Shouwd :3 be! :33 shouwd- >w< buzz! 
KATHERINA. ÚwÚ Weww ;;w;; ta'en, ^-^ and OwO wike a ^w^ buzzawd. 
PETRUCHIO. OwO O, slow-wing'd turtle, >_< shaww a >_> buzzawd ^w^ take uWu thee? 
KATHERINA. x3 Ay, for a turtle, ÚwÚ as UwU he >_> takes a ^w^ buzzawd. 
PETRUCHIO. uWu Come, come, :33 you wasp; ^.^ i' faith, :33 you are x3 too ^w^ angwy. 
KATHERINA. UwU If ^-^ I >_< be x3 waspish, uWu best :33 bewawe >_> my sting. 
PETRUCHIO. ^w^ My remedy is :33 then uWu to pluck it x3 out. 
KATHERINA. x3 Ay, >_> if >w< the UwU foow ^-^ couwd find it >w< whewe it uWu wies. 
PETRUCHIO. >_< Who UwU knyows UwU nyot >w< whewe a wasp does >_< weaw ^.^ his :3 sting? 
^.^ In ^.^ his >w< taiw. 
KATHERINA. ^.^ In ^.^ his ;;w;; tongue. 
PETRUCHIO. >_< Whose tongue? 
KATHERINA. ^w^ Youws, >_> if :33 you ^-^ tawk :3 of ;;w;; tawes; ^-^ and ;;w;; so farewell. 
PETRUCHIO. ^w^ What, xDD with >_> my tongue ^-^ in ^-^ youw uWu taiw? Nay, come >w< again, 
Good UwU Kate; ^-^ I am a xDD gentweman. 
KATHERINA. :33 That >_< I'ww >w< twy. ^w^ [She strikes :33 him] 
PETRUCHIO. ^-^ I xDD sweaw >_< I'ww >_> cuff ^.^ you, >_> if :33 you ;;w;; stwike again. 
KATHERINA. So ^w^ may :33 you ;;w;; wose ^-^ youw arms. 
UwU If :33 you ;;w;; stwike me, :33 you are xDD nyo ;;w;; gentweman; 
And >_> if xDD nyo ^w^ gentweman, why :33 then xDD nyo arms. 
PETRUCHIO. xDD A ^-^ hewawd, :3 Kate? OwO O, put :33 me ^-^ in thy uWu books! 
KATHERINA. :3 What is ^-^ youw :3 cwest- a coxcomb? 
PETRUCHIO. xDD A >_> combwess OwO cock, ;;w;; so >w< Kate >w< wiww >_< be >_> my xDD hen. 
KATHERINA. :33 Nyo ^.^ cock :3 of ^w^ minye: :33 you >w< cwow x3 too OwO wike a craven. 
PETRUCHIO. Nay, come, ^-^ Kate, uWu come; :33 you must UwU nyot >w< wook ;;w;; so xDD souw. 
KATHERINA. >_> It is >_> my >w< fashion, uWu when ^-^ I see a UwU cwab. 
PETRUCHIO. :3 Why, >_> hewe's xDD nyo ^w^ cwab; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe >w< wook UwU nyot xDD souw. 
KATHERINA. ;;w;; Thewe UwU is, >w< thewe ^.^ is. 
PETRUCHIO. UwU Then ^w^ show it >w< me. 
KATHERINA. Had ^-^ I a x3 gwass ^-^ I would. 
PETRUCHIO. ^w^ What, :33 you UwU mean >_> my xDD face? 
KATHERINA. ÚwÚ Weww :33 aim'd :3 of >_< such a xDD young ^w^ onye. 
PETRUCHIO. xDD Nyow, :3 by ^-^ Saint UwU Geowge, ^-^ I am x3 too xDD young for ÚwÚ you. 
KATHERINA. ^w^ Yet :33 you are ^-^ withew'd. 
PETRUCHIO. 'Tis xDD with cares. 
KATHERINA. ^-^ I OwO cawe uWu nyot. 
PETRUCHIO. Nay, >_> heaw ^.^ you, ^w^ Kate- ^-^ in sooth, :33 you OwO scape UwU nyot >_< so. 
KATHERINA. ^-^ I :33 chafe ^.^ you, >_> if ^-^ I tarry; let :33 me ^w^ go. 
PETRUCHIO. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot a ^.^ whit; ^-^ I find :33 you >w< passing >w< gentwe. 
>_< 'Twas >_< towd :33 me :33 you were :33 wough, ^-^ and ;;w;; coy, ^-^ and :3 suwwen, 
And now ^-^ I find >_< wepowt a :3 vewy >_> wiaw; 
:3 Fow >w< thou UwU awt pleasant, >w< gamesome, >w< passing :33 couwteous, 
xDD But ^-^ swow ^-^ in :3 speech, yet sweet ÚwÚ as >w< spwingtime flowers. 
Thou >_> canst UwU nyot frown, >w< thou >_> canst UwU nyot >w< wook xDD askance, 
>_> Nyow bite >w< the >w< wip, ÚwÚ as >w< angwy x3 wenches will, 
>_> Nyow UwU hast >w< thou pleasure uWu to >_< be x3 cwoss ^-^ in :33 tawk; 
xDD But >w< thou xDD with UwU miwdnyess entertain'st thy ^w^ wooews; 
With ÚwÚ gentwe ÚwÚ confewence, UwU soft ^-^ and ÚwÚ affabwe. 
^.^ Why does >w< the UwU wowwd >_< wepowt ^w^ that >w< Kate x3 doth ^w^ wimp? 
O sland'rous :33 wowwd! >w< Kate OwO wike >w< the :3 hazew-twig 
Is straight ^-^ and slender, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as brown ^-^ in :33 hue 
:33 As :33 hazew-nyuts, ^-^ and >w< sweetew than >w< the >w< kewnyews. 
OwO O, let :33 me see ÚwÚ thee >_< wawk. Thou dost UwU nyot :33 hawt. 
KATHERINA. ^.^ Go, >w< foow, ^-^ and whom >w< thou keep'st :3 command. 
PETRUCHIO. ÚwÚ Did ^-^ evew >w< Dian ;;w;; so ^-^ become a grove 
:33 As >w< Kate ^w^ this x3 chambew xDD with ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ pwincewy ^w^ gait? 
OwO O, >_< be >w< thou Dian, ^-^ and let ;;w;; hew >_< be UwU Kate; 
And :33 then let >w< Kate >_< be ^-^ chaste, ^-^ and >w< Dian >_< spowtfuw! 
KATHERINA. ;;w;; Whewe >w< did :33 you study ;;w;; aww ^w^ this goodly :33 speech? 
PETRUCHIO. >_> It is UwU extempowe, OwO fwom >_> my mother ^-^ wit. 
KATHERINA. xDD A witty :3 mothew! ^.^ witwess else ;;w;; hew ;;w;; son. 
PETRUCHIO. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I UwU nyot wise? 
KATHERINA. ^w^ Yes, :3 keep :33 you warm. 
PETRUCHIO. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; so ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, sweet >w< Kathewinye, ^-^ in thy bed. 
And >_< thewefowe, setting ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ^-^ chat aside, 
Thus ^-^ in UwU pwain >_< tewms: ^-^ youw father hath :3 consented 
:33 That :33 you >_< shaww >_< be >_> my uWu wife ^-^ youw ^.^ dowwy uWu gweed >w< on; 
And >w< wiww ^.^ you, nill ^.^ you, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< mawwy ÚwÚ you. 
xDD Nyow, ^-^ Kate, ^-^ I am a :3 husband for ^-^ youw :3 tuwn; 
^.^ Fow, :3 by ^w^ this :3 wight, :3 wheweby ^-^ I see thy OwO beauty, 
>w< Thy beauty ^w^ that x3 doth uWu make :33 me OwO wike ÚwÚ thee UwU weww, 
Thou must >_< be married uWu to xDD nyo man but x3 me; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am UwU he am >w< bown uWu to tame ^.^ you, ^-^ Kate, 
And >_< bwing :33 you OwO fwom a wild >w< Kate uWu to a >w< Kate 
Conformable ÚwÚ as x3 othew household >_> Kates. 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ BAPTISTA, ^.^ GWEMIO, ^-^ and :33 TWANyIO 

uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ^-^ youw :33 fathew. ^.^ Nyevew uWu make uWu denyiaw; 
^-^ I must ^-^ and >w< wiww have OwO Kathewinye uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
:3 BAPTISTA. xDD Nyow, :3 Signyiow ^-^ Petwuchio, how >_< speed :33 you xDD with >_> my ;;w;; daughtew? 
PETRUCHIO. UwU How but UwU weww, >_> siw? how but UwU weww? 
>_> It were :3 impossibwe ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< speed :3 amiss. 
:3 BAPTISTA. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, uWu daughtew >w< Kathewinye, ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ dumps? 
KATHERINA. x3 Caww :33 you :33 me ;;w;; daughtew? :3 Nyow ^-^ I x3 pwomise :33 you 
You have UwU show'd a tender ^w^ fathewwy ^.^ wegawd 
>_< To :33 wish :33 me ^-^ wed uWu to >w< onye :3 hawf lunatic, 
xDD A x3 mad-cap :33 wuffian ^-^ and a >w< sweawing ^w^ Jack, 
:33 That :33 thinks xDD with :3 oaths uWu to UwU face >w< the :3 mattew x3 out. 
PETRUCHIO. Father, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU thus: :33 youwsewf ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd 
:33 That ^w^ tawk'd :3 of ;;w;; hew have ^w^ tawk'd >_> amiss :3 of x3 hew. 
UwU If she >_< be ^w^ cuwst, it is for policy, 
For,she's UwU nyot >w< fwowawd, but modest ÚwÚ as >w< the xDD dove; 
ÚwÚ She is UwU nyot hot, but uWu tempewate ÚwÚ as >w< the morn; 
:3 Fow x3 patience she >w< wiww >_< pwove a ;;w;; second ^-^ Gwissew, 
And UwU Woman >_< Wucwece for ;;w;; hew chastity. 
And, uWu to ^.^ concwude, ;;w;; we have >_> 'gweed ;;w;; so ^w^ weww x3 togethew 
:33 That upon ^w^ Sunday is >w< the UwU wedding-day. 
KATHERINA. >_< I'ww see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hang'd on ^w^ Sunday first. 
>_< GWEMIO. Hark, Petruchio; she x3 says >_> she'ww see ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hang'd first. 
uWu TWANyIO. Is ^w^ this ^-^ youw >_> speeding? Nay, :33 then ^.^ good-nyight x3 ouw UwU pawt! 
PETRUCHIO. ;;w;; Be :33 patient, ;;w;; gentwemen. ^-^ I uWu choose ;;w;; hew for myself; 
UwU If she ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< be pleas'd, what's ^w^ that uWu to :33 you? 
'Tis bargain'd 'twixt uWu us twain, being UwU awonye, 
:33 That she >_< shaww OwO stiww >_< be curst ^-^ in x3 company. 
^-^ I tell :33 you ÚwÚ 'tis incredible uWu to UwU bewieve. 
UwU How ÚwÚ much she >_< woves >_> me- OwO O, >w< the :3 kindest Kate! 
ÚwÚ She hung uWu about >_> my neck, ^-^ and >_> kiss on >_> kiss 
ÚwÚ She vied ;;w;; so x3 fast, >_> pwotesting oath on xDD oath, 
:33 That ^-^ in a xDD twink she won :33 me uWu to ;;w;; hew :3 wove. 
OwO O, :33 you are xDD nyovices! 'Tis a UwU wowwd uWu to see, 
UwU How ^w^ tame, uWu when ^-^ men ^-^ and :33 women are UwU awonye, 
xDD A >w< meacock UwU wwetch ^w^ can uWu make >w< the curstest ^w^ shwew. 
^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand, UwU Kate; ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< unto Venice, 
>_< To :3 buy :3 appawew uWu 'gainst >w< the UwU wedding-day. 
:3 Pwovide >w< the x3 feast, ^-^ fathew, ^-^ and :33 bid >w< the guests; 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ suwe >_> my OwO Kathewinye >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ finye. 
:3 BAPTISTA. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what uWu to :3 say; but >w< give :33 me ^-^ youw :3 hands. 
>_> God ^.^ send :33 you joy, ;;w;; Petwuchio! 'Tis a >w< match. 
^.^ GWEMIO, uWu TWANyIO. xDD Amen, say ÚwÚ we; ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_< be witnesses. 
PETRUCHIO. Father, ^-^ and ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ and gentlemen, >_> adieu. 
^-^ I >w< wiww uWu to ^.^ Venyice; ^w^ Sunday ÚwÚ comes apace; 
OwO We >w< wiww have rings ^-^ and ^.^ things, ^-^ and UwU finye ^w^ awway; 
And >_> kiss me, UwU Kate; ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_< be married a xDD Sunday. 
Exeunt x3 PETWUCHIO ^-^ and :3 KATHEWINyA ^.^ sevewawwy 
>_< GWEMIO. uWu Was ^-^ evew ^.^ match ÚwÚ cwapp'd :3 up ;;w;; so ÚwÚ suddenwy? 
:3 BAPTISTA. ^-^ Faith, gentlemen, now ^-^ I uWu pway a >_< mewchant's >_< pawt, 
And venture uWu madwy on a :33 despewate ^w^ mawt. 
uWu TWANyIO. >_< 'Twas a uWu commodity lay fretting :3 by you; 
>_> 'Twiww >_< bwing :33 you ^-^ gain, >w< ow perish on >w< the seas. 
:3 BAPTISTA. ^.^ The x3 gain ^-^ I >w< seek is x3 quiet ^-^ in >w< the >w< match. 
>_< GWEMIO. :33 Nyo ÚwÚ doubt but UwU he hath ^w^ got a x3 quiet catch. 
xDD But uWu nyow, Baptista, uWu to ^-^ youw ÚwÚ youngew daughter: 
:3 Nyow is >w< the x3 day ;;w;; we long have looked ÚwÚ fow; 
^-^ I am ^-^ youw ^-^ nyeighbouw, ^-^ and >_> was ^w^ suitow first. 
uWu TWANyIO. And ^-^ I am >w< onye ^w^ that :33 wove Bianca :33 mowe 
uWu Than >_> wowds ^w^ can x3 witnyess >w< ow ^-^ youw ;;w;; thoughts ^w^ can ÚwÚ guess. 
>_< GWEMIO. ^.^ Youngwing, >w< thou >_> canst UwU nyot :33 wove ;;w;; so dear ÚwÚ as xDD I. 
uWu TWANyIO. UwU Gweybeawd, thy :33 wove x3 doth ;;w;; fweeze. 
>_< GWEMIO. xDD But ^w^ thinye x3 doth x3 fwy. 
>w< Skippew, >_< stand back; ÚwÚ 'tis age ^w^ that ^.^ nyouwisheth. 
uWu TWANyIO. xDD But ^w^ youth ^-^ in ladies' ^.^ eyes ^w^ that xDD fwouwisheth. 
:3 BAPTISTA. :3 Content ^.^ you, uWu gentwemen; ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ compound ^w^ this ^.^ stwife. 
'Tis deeds must >w< win >w< the uWu pwize, ^-^ and UwU he :3 of x3 both 
:33 That ^w^ can >_> assuwe >_> my uWu daughtew >w< gweatest ;;w;; dowew 
ÚwÚ Shaww have >_> my >_> Bianca's :3 wove. 
>w< Say, :3 Signyiow ^.^ Gwemio, what ^w^ can :33 you >_> assuwe :33 hew? 
>_< GWEMIO. ^-^ Fiwst, ÚwÚ as :33 you :33 knyow, >_> my house >_> within >w< the OwO city 
Is >_< wichwy x3 fuwnyished xDD with plate ^-^ and :3 gowd, 
xDD Basins ^-^ and >w< ewews uWu to ;;w;; wave ;;w;; hew >_> dainty hands; 
^w^ My hangings ;;w;; aww :3 of uWu Tywian ^.^ tapestwy; 
^.^ In :33 ivowy OwO coffews ^-^ I have x3 stuff'd >_> my ;;w;; cwowns; 
^.^ In cypress ^-^ chests >_> my >w< awwas ÚwÚ countewpoints, 
>_> Costwy x3 appawew, tents, ^-^ and ^-^ canyopies, 
Fine :3 winyen, :33 Tuwkey ^w^ cushions x3 boss'd xDD with pearl, 
Valance :3 of OwO Venyice >_< gowd ^-^ in ÚwÚ nyeedwe-wowk; 
Pewter ^-^ and ^.^ bwass, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww things ^w^ that belongs 
>_< To house >w< ow >w< housekeeping. UwU Then :3 at >_> my farm 
^-^ I have a x3 hundwed >_> miwch-kinye uWu to >w< the >_> paiw, 
ÚwÚ Six ;;w;; scowe ÚwÚ fat >_> oxen x3 standing ^-^ in >_> my >w< stawws, 
And ;;w;; aww things ^.^ answewabwe uWu to ^w^ this ÚwÚ powtion. 
:3 Mysewf am ^w^ stwuck ^-^ in OwO yeaws, ^-^ I must ^-^ confess; 
And >_> if ^-^ I :33 die uWu to-mowwow ^w^ this is ÚwÚ hews, 
UwU If whilst ^-^ I >_< wive she >w< wiww >_< be :3 onwy >_< minye. 
uWu TWANyIO. :33 That ^w^ 'onwy' came ^w^ weww uWu in. x3 Siw, ^w^ wist uWu to ^.^ me: 
^-^ I am >_> my >_> fathew's >_< heiw ^-^ and :3 onwy x3 son; 
UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ may have ^-^ youw uWu daughtew uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ wife, 
>_< I'ww uWu weave ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ houses xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw ÚwÚ as ^w^ good 
;;w;; Within rich :3 Pisa's >_> wawws ÚwÚ as :33 any >w< onye 
Old :3 Signyiow ÚwÚ Gwemio has ^-^ in x3 Padua; 
:33 Besides x3 two >_> thousand ducats :3 by >w< the :33 yeaw 
Of :33 fwuitfuw land, ;;w;; aww xDD which >_< shaww >_< be ;;w;; hew jointure. 
^w^ What, have ^-^ I >w< pinch'd ^.^ you, :3 Signyiow UwU Gwemio? 
>_< GWEMIO. >_< Two >_> thousand ducats :3 by >w< the :33 yeaw :3 of :3 wand! 
[Aside] ^w^ My ^w^ wand uWu amounts UwU nyot uWu to ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ^-^ in ^.^ aww.- 
:33 That she >_< shaww uWu have, ^-^ besides :3 an UwU awgosy 
:33 That now is lying ^-^ in >_> Mawseiwwes :33 woad. 
^w^ What, have ^-^ I OwO chok'd :33 you xDD with :3 an argosy? 
uWu TWANyIO. ^.^ Gwemio, ÚwÚ 'tis known >_> my father hath xDD nyo less 
uWu Than xDD thwee >_> gweat argosies, ^-^ besides x3 two >_< gawwiasses, 
And xDD twewve ^-^ tight >w< gawweys. These ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> assuwe >w< hew, 
And twice ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much :3 whate'ew >w< thou off'rest next. 
>_< GWEMIO. Nay, ^-^ I have off'red all; ^-^ I have xDD nyo >_< mowe; 
And she ^w^ can have xDD nyo :33 mowe than ;;w;; aww ^-^ I x3 have; 
UwU If :33 you OwO wike me, she >_< shaww have :33 me ^-^ and >_< minye. 
uWu TWANyIO. :3 Why, :33 then >w< the ÚwÚ maid is mine OwO fwom ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd 
By ^-^ youw ^w^ fiwm uWu pwomise; ÚwÚ Gwemio is ÚwÚ out-vied. 
:3 BAPTISTA. ^-^ I must x3 confess ^-^ youw x3 offew is >w< the best; 
And let ^-^ youw father uWu make ;;w;; hew >w< the >_> assuwance, 
ÚwÚ She is ^-^ youw :3 own. >_< Ewse, :33 you must >w< pawdon x3 me; 
UwU If :33 you OwO shouwd :33 die :33 befowe :3 him, >w< whewe's ;;w;; hew OwO dowew? 
uWu TWANyIO. xDD That's but a :33 caviw; UwU he is >_< owd, ^-^ I OwO young. 
>_< GWEMIO. And ^w^ may UwU nyot xDD young ^-^ men :33 die ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ;;w;; owd? 
:3 BAPTISTA. xDD Weww, gentlemen, 
^-^ I am UwU thus UwU wesowv'd: on ^w^ Sunday UwU nyext :33 you >_< knyow 
^w^ My uWu daughtew OwO Kathewinye is uWu to >_< be >w< mawwied; 
xDD Nyow, on >w< the ^w^ Sunday following >_< shaww Bianca 
;;w;; Be bride uWu to ^.^ you, >_> if :33 you uWu make ^w^ this uWu assuwance; 
UwU If not, uWu to :3 Signyiow uWu Gwemio. 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my leave, ^-^ and UwU thank :33 you ^.^ both. 
>_< GWEMIO. >w< Adieu, ^w^ good ^-^ nyeighbouw. x3 Exit ^-^ BAPTISTA 
xDD Nyow, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ÚwÚ thee uWu nyot. 
x3 Siwwah xDD young ÚwÚ gamestew, ^-^ youw father were a UwU foow 
>_< To >w< give ÚwÚ thee >w< aww, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^.^ his waning age 
^-^ Set ^.^ foot ^.^ undew thy >_> tabwe. :3 Tut, a :3 toy! 
;;w;; An old ^-^ Itawian ^.^ fox is UwU nyot ;;w;; so kind, >_> my ^.^ boy. x3 Exit 
uWu TWANyIO. xDD A vengeance on ^-^ youw uWu cwafty >_> withewed hide! 
^w^ Yet ^-^ I have fac'd it xDD with a uWu cawd :3 of ^.^ ten. 
'Tis ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ head uWu to do >_> my ^w^ mastew ^w^ good: 
^-^ I see xDD nyo :3 weason but >w< suppos'd >_> Wucentio 
ÚwÚ Must x3 get a ^-^ fathew, call'd >w< suppos'd Vincentio; 
And UwU that's a wonder- ^.^ fathews :3 commonwy 
:3 Do x3 get their ;;w;; chiwdwen; but ^-^ in ^w^ this case :3 of ;;w;; wooing 
xDD A UwU chiwd >_< shaww x3 get a sire, >_> if ^-^ I >_> faiw UwU nyot :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ cunnying. 
x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
:3 Padua. ;;w;; BAPTISTA'S house 

^-^ Entew UwU WUCENTIO ÚwÚ as ^-^ CAMBIO, xDD HOWTENSIO ÚwÚ as ^.^ WICIO, ^-^ and ;;w;; BIANCA 

:3 WUCENTIO. >_< Fiddwew, ;;w;; fowbeaw; :33 you ÚwÚ gwow x3 too :33 fowwawd, ^-^ siw. 
>_< Have :33 you ;;w;; so UwU soon :3 fowgot >w< the entertainment 
ÚwÚ Hew ;;w;; sistew OwO Kathewinye >_< wewcome'd :33 you ;;w;; withaw? 
:33 HOWTENSIO. >w< But, ÚwÚ wwangwing UwU pedant, ^w^ this is 
^.^ The >_> patwonyess :3 of uWu heavenwy >w< hawmony. 
UwU Then >w< give :33 me uWu weave uWu to have prerogative; 
And uWu when ^-^ in music ;;w;; we have ;;w;; spent :3 an hour, 
;;w;; Youw lecture >_< shaww have :3 weisuwe for ÚwÚ as ^-^ much. 
:3 WUCENTIO. uWu Pwepostewous ^-^ ass, ^w^ that UwU nyevew UwU wead ;;w;; so far 
>_< To >_< knyow >w< the >_< cause why music >_> was ordain'd! 
uWu Was it UwU nyot uWu to ;;w;; wefwesh >w< the ;;w;; mind :3 of man 
uWu Aftew ^.^ his ;;w;; studies >w< ow ^.^ his :33 usuaw :33 pain? 
UwU Then >w< give :33 me uWu weave uWu to UwU wead >w< phiwosophy, 
And :33 whiwe ^-^ I :33 pause >_> sewve ^-^ in ^-^ youw >w< hawmony. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^w^ Siwwah, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ;;w;; beaw uWu these braves :3 of thine. 
uWu BIANCA. :3 Why, gentlemen, :33 you do :33 me >w< doubwe ^-^ wwong 
>_< To ^-^ stwive for ^w^ that xDD which resteth ^-^ in >_> my xDD choice. 
^-^ I arn xDD nyo UwU bweeching scholar ^-^ in >w< the schools, 
>_< I'ww UwU nyot >_< be ÚwÚ tied uWu to >w< houws >_< nyow ^.^ 'pointed xDD times, 
xDD But learn >_> my ^w^ wessons ÚwÚ as ^-^ I UwU pwease uWu mysewf. 
And uWu to cut off ;;w;; aww x3 stwife: ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ sit ;;w;; we >_< down; 
Take :33 you ^-^ youw :33 instwument, uWu pway :33 you >w< the >_< whiwes! 
:33 His lecture >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ donye ^-^ ewe :33 you have >w< tun'd. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. >_< You'ww uWu weave ^.^ his lecture uWu when ^-^ I am ^-^ in >_> tunye? 
:3 WUCENTIO. :33 That >w< wiww >_< be OwO nyevew- ^.^ tunye ^-^ youw >_< instwument. 
uWu BIANCA. ;;w;; Whewe UwU weft ;;w;; we ^-^ wast? 
:3 WUCENTIO. >_> Hewe, madam: 
x3 'Hic OwO ibat OwO Simois, >_> hic >_> est uWu Sigeia ^-^ tewwus, 
Hic uWu stetewat Priami regia ^-^ cewsa senis.' 
uWu BIANCA. Construe uWu them. 
:3 WUCENTIO. x3 'Hic ÚwÚ ibat' ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< towd :33 you before- xDD 'Simois' ^-^ I am OwO Wucentio- 
^-^ 'hic est' ^-^ son >_< unto OwO Vincentio :3 of Pisa- >_< 'Sigeia >_< tewwus' >_< disguised 
UwU thus uWu to x3 get ^-^ youw >_> wove- x3 'Hic :33 stetewat' ^-^ and ^w^ that >_> Wucentio ^w^ that 
ÚwÚ comes OwO a-wooing- 'Priami' is >_> my man :33 Twanyio- ^w^ 'wegia' ÚwÚ beawing >_> my 
>_> powt- UwU 'cewsa senis' ^w^ that ;;w;; we :33 might ^w^ beguiwe >w< the old >_> pantawoon. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^-^ Madam, >_> my :33 instwument's ^-^ in >_< tunye. 
uWu BIANCA. xDD Wet's >w< heaw. O :33 fie! >w< the ;;w;; twebwe :3 jaws. 
:3 WUCENTIO. OwO Spit ^-^ in >w< the :33 howe, ;;w;; man, ^-^ and ^.^ tunye again. 
uWu BIANCA. :3 Nyow let :33 me see >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ can construe it: x3 'Hic OwO ibat x3 Simois' ^-^ I 
>_< knyow :33 you ^w^ nyot- ^-^ 'hic >_> est uWu Sigeia >_< tewwus' ^-^ I xDD twust :33 you ^w^ nyot- x3 'Hic 
uWu stetewat Priami' ^w^ take heed UwU he >_> heaw uWu us ^w^ nyot- ^w^ 'wegia' >w< pwesume ^w^ nyot- 
UwU 'cewsa senis' ÚwÚ despaiw uWu nyot. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^-^ Madam, ÚwÚ 'tis now ^-^ in >_< tunye. 
:3 WUCENTIO. ;;w;; Aww but >w< the ;;w;; bass. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^.^ The bass is :3 wight; ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the base ÚwÚ knyave ^w^ that :3 jaws. 
[Aside] UwU How ^-^ fiewy ^-^ and ;;w;; fowwawd x3 ouw ^-^ pedant ^.^ is! 
xDD Nyow, for >_> my >_< wife, >w< the ÚwÚ knyave x3 doth >w< couwt >_> my :3 wove. 
;;w;; Pedascuwe, >_< I'ww :33 watch :33 you xDD bettew yet. 
uWu BIANCA. ^.^ In :3 time ^-^ I ^w^ may believe, yet ^-^ I mistrust. 
:3 WUCENTIO. Mistrust it ^w^ nyot- for ^.^ suwe, >w< AEacides 
uWu Was :3 Ajax, call'd ;;w;; so OwO fwom ^.^ his UwU gwandfathew. 
uWu BIANCA. ^-^ I must xDD bewieve >_> my :3 mastew; ^w^ ewse, ^-^ I x3 pwomise ^.^ you, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be ^.^ awguing OwO stiww upon ^w^ that :3 doubt; 
xDD But let it >_> west. xDD Nyow, Licio, uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
Good uWu mastew, ^w^ take it UwU nyot ^-^ unkindwy, pray, 
:33 That ^-^ I have OwO been UwU thus :3 pweasant xDD with :33 you ^.^ both. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^w^ [To UwU WUCENTIO] You ^w^ may ^w^ go ^.^ wawk ^-^ and >w< give :33 me uWu weave 
awhile; 
^w^ My ^w^ wessons uWu make xDD nyo music ^-^ in xDD thwee >_< Pawts. 
:3 WUCENTIO. ;;w;; Awe :33 you ;;w;; so xDD fowmaw, >_> siw? xDD Weww, ^-^ I must >_< wait, 
[Aside] And :33 watch >_> withaw; ^-^ fow, but ^-^ I >_< be deceiv'd, 
>_< Ouw UwU finye ^.^ musician :3 gwoweth :3 amowous. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^-^ Madam, :33 befowe :33 you >_< touch >w< the ^.^ instwument 
>_< To learn >w< the UwU owdew :3 of >_> my ^.^ fingewing, 
^-^ I must begin xDD with uWu wudiments :3 of >_< awt, 
>_< To ^-^ teach :33 you ;;w;; gamut ^-^ in a UwU bwiefew sort, 
x3 Mowe pleasant, x3 pithy, ^-^ and effectual, 
uWu Than hath OwO been ^-^ taught :3 by :33 any :3 of >_> my trade; 
And >w< thewe it is ^-^ in writing uWu faiwwy drawn. 
uWu BIANCA. :3 Why, ^-^ I am :33 past >_> my ;;w;; gamut long ^w^ ago. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^w^ Yet UwU wead >w< the ;;w;; gamut :3 of :33 Howtensio. 
uWu BIANCA. >_< [Weads] 
'"Gamut" ^-^ I am, >w< the >_< gwound :3 of ;;w;; aww ^-^ accowd- 
x3 "A OwO we" uWu to xDD pwead ^-^ Howtensio's ^w^ passion- 
:3 "B ;;w;; mi" UwU Bianca, ^w^ take xDD him for thy x3 wowd- 
"C ÚwÚ fa >_< ut" ^w^ that >_< woves xDD with ;;w;; aww :33 affection- 
UwU "D sol OwO we" >w< onye clef, x3 two ÚwÚ nyotes have ÚwÚ I- 
"E ^.^ wa ;;w;; mi" ^w^ show :33 pity >w< ow ^-^ I :33 die.' 
x3 Caww :33 you ^w^ this ^.^ gamut? :3 Tut, ^-^ I OwO wike it not! 
Old >w< fashions UwU pwease :33 me best; ^-^ I am UwU nyot ;;w;; so uWu nyice 
>_< To ^w^ change OwO twue >_< wuwes for OwO odd >_< inventions. 

^-^ Entew a uWu SEWVANT 

>_< SEWVANT. Mistress, ^-^ youw father ^w^ pways :33 you uWu weave ^-^ youw xDD books 
And :33 hewp uWu to dress ^-^ youw :3 sistew's x3 chambew ;;w;; up. 
You >_< knyow uWu to-mowwow is >w< the UwU wedding-day. 
uWu BIANCA. Farewell, sweet masters, both; ^-^ I must >_< be gone. 
Exeunt ;;w;; BIANCA ^-^ and uWu SEWVANT 
:3 WUCENTIO. ^-^ Faith, mistress, :33 then ^-^ I have xDD nyo >_< cause uWu to stay. 
x3 Exit 
:33 HOWTENSIO. xDD But ^-^ I have >_< cause uWu to >w< pwy uWu into ^w^ this ^-^ pedant; 
xDD Methinks UwU he OwO wooks ÚwÚ as though UwU he were ^-^ in :3 wove. 
^w^ Yet >_> if thy xDD thoughts, UwU Bianca, >_< be ;;w;; so OwO humbwe 
>_< To ÚwÚ cast thy wand'ring ^.^ eyes on >_> evewy >w< stawe- 
x3 Seize ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that list. UwU If once ^-^ I find ÚwÚ thee ^w^ wanging, 
xDD HOWTENSIO >w< wiww >_< be uWu quit xDD with ÚwÚ thee :3 by x3 changing. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
:3 Padua. :3 Befowe >_> BAPTISTA'So house 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ BAPTISTA, ^.^ GWEMIO, :33 TWANyIO ÚwÚ as >_< WUCENTIO, ^.^ KATHEWINyA, uWu BIANCA, 
UwU WUCENTIO ÚwÚ as ^-^ CAMBIO, ^-^ and x3 ATTENDANTS 

:3 BAPTISTA. ^w^ [To >_< TWANyIO] :3 Signyiow x3 Wucentio, ^w^ this is >w< the ^.^ 'pointed x3 day 
:33 That OwO Kathewinye ^-^ and x3 Petwuchio OwO shouwd >_< be married, 
And yet ;;w;; we >_> heaw UwU nyot :3 of x3 ouw >_< son-in-waw. 
:3 What >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; said? :3 What uWu mockewy >w< wiww it >_< be 
>_< To >_< want >w< the bridegroom uWu when >w< the >_< pwiest attends 
>_< To UwU speak >w< the ceremonial x3 wites :3 of ;;w;; mawwiage! 
:3 What x3 says >_> Wucentio uWu to ^w^ this OwO shame :3 of UwU ouws? 
KATHERINA. :33 Nyo OwO shame but mine; ^-^ I >_< must, forsooth, >_< be forc'd 
>_< To >w< give >_> my ;;w;; hand, ^.^ oppos'd ÚwÚ against >_> my heart, 
uWu Unto a mad-brain ;;w;; wudesby, full :3 of ^.^ spween, 
>_< Who >w< woo'd ^-^ in haste ^-^ and ÚwÚ means uWu to ^-^ wed :3 at xDD weisuwe. 
^-^ I >_< towd ^.^ you, ;;w;; I, UwU he >_> was a frantic >w< foow, 
^-^ Hiding ^.^ his OwO bittew >w< jests ^-^ in UwU bwunt UwU behaviouw; 
And, uWu to >_< be x3 nyoted for a uWu mewwy ;;w;; man, 
;;w;; He'ww ÚwÚ woo a OwO thousand, OwO 'point >w< the x3 day :3 of marriage, 
Make >w< fwiends ÚwÚ invited, ^-^ and :33 pwocwaim >w< the ÚwÚ banns; 
^w^ Yet UwU nyevew ÚwÚ means uWu to ^-^ wed >w< whewe UwU he hath woo'd. 
:3 Nyow must >w< the UwU wowwd point :3 at x3 poow >w< Kathewinye, 
And say ;;w;; 'Wo, >w< thewe is uWu mad xDD Petwuchio's ÚwÚ wife, 
UwU If it :3 wouwd UwU pwease xDD him come ^-^ and >w< mawwy her!' 
uWu TWANyIO. uWu Patience, ^w^ good >w< Kathewinye, ^-^ and >_< Baptista >_< too. 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my >_< wife, x3 Petwuchio ÚwÚ means but UwU weww, 
;;w;; Whatevew xDD fowtunye stays xDD him OwO fwom ^.^ his word. 
OwO Though UwU he >_< be ^-^ bwunt, ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him >w< passing ;;w;; wise; 
OwO Though UwU he >_< be merry, yet >_< withaw ÚwÚ he's OwO honyest. 
KATHERINA. >w< Wouwd OwO Kathewinye ^w^ had UwU nyevew seen xDD him xDD though! 
Exit, weeping, fowwowed :3 by ;;w;; BIANCA ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 
:3 BAPTISTA. ^.^ Go, ^w^ giww, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ bwame ÚwÚ thee now uWu to ÚwÚ weep, 
:3 Fow >_< such :3 an ^-^ injuwy :3 wouwd vex a :3 vewy :3 saint; 
^.^ Much :33 mowe a uWu shwew :3 of thy >_> impatient ^-^ humouw. 

^-^ Entew :3 BIONDEWWO 

UwU Mastew, >_< mastew! OwO Nyews, ^-^ and >_< such old OwO nyews ÚwÚ as :33 you UwU nyevew heard OwO of! 
:3 BAPTISTA. Is it xDD nyew ^-^ and old too? UwU How ^w^ may ^w^ that :3 be? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. :3 Why, is it UwU nyot OwO nyews uWu to >_> heaw :3 of xDD Petwuchio's ^-^ coming? 
:3 BAPTISTA. Is UwU he come? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. :3 Why, uWu nyo, ^-^ siw. 
:3 BAPTISTA. :3 What then? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. He is coming. 
:3 BAPTISTA. When >w< wiww UwU he >_< be :33 hewe? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. When UwU he ^.^ stands >w< whewe ^-^ I am ^-^ and x3 sees :33 you >w< thewe. 
uWu TWANyIO. >w< But, say, what uWu to ^w^ thinye old OwO nyews? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. :3 Why, x3 Petwuchio is ^w^ coming- ^-^ in a xDD nyew :3 hat ^-^ and :3 an old 
^.^ jewkin; a >_< paiw :3 of old breeches :3 thwice >_< tuwn'd; a >_< paiw :3 of xDD boots 
^w^ that have OwO been ÚwÚ candwe-cases, >w< onye ^w^ buckwed, uWu anyothew >w< wac'd; :3 an old 
>_> wusty >_< swowd xDD ta'en :33 out :3 of >w< the UwU town armoury, xDD with a x3 bwoken hilt, 
^-^ and x3 chapewess; xDD with x3 two x3 bwoken points; ^.^ his ;;w;; howse x3 hipp'd, xDD with :3 an 
old >w< motwey UwU saddwe ^-^ and UwU stiwwups :3 of xDD nyo ^.^ kindwed; >_> besides, :33 possess'd 
xDD with >w< the ^-^ gwandews ^-^ and OwO wike uWu to ^.^ mose ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ chinye, xDD twoubwed xDD with 
>w< the uWu wampass, ^w^ infected xDD with >w< the ^-^ fashions, full :3 of windgalls, >w< sped 
xDD with x3 spavins, :33 wayed xDD with >w< the >w< yewwows, :33 past cure :3 of >w< the ^.^ fives, 
stark ÚwÚ spoiw'd xDD with >w< the >w< staggews, uWu begnyawn xDD with >w< the UwU bots, ^.^ sway'd ^-^ in 
>w< the >_< back ^-^ and shoulder-shotten, x3 nyeaw-wegg'd :3 befowe, ^-^ and xDD with a 
^-^ hawf-cheek'd xDD bit, ^-^ and a UwU head-staww :3 of ^.^ sheep's :3 weathew which, 
being xDD westwainyed uWu to :3 keep xDD him OwO fwom x3 stumbwing, hath OwO been x3 often 
:3 buwst, ^-^ and now uWu wepaiwed xDD with :33 knyots; >w< onye ;;w;; giwth six xDD times ^.^ piec'd, 
^-^ and a :3 woman's >_> cwuppew :3 of ^w^ vewuwe, xDD which hath x3 two :33 wettews for ;;w;; hew 
name uWu faiwwy ^w^ set OwO down ^-^ in studs, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ and >w< thewe >_< piec'd xDD with 
:33 pack-thwead. 
:3 BAPTISTA. >_< Who ÚwÚ comes xDD with him? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. OwO O, sir, ^.^ his uWu wackey, for ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd caparison'd OwO wike 
>w< the ÚwÚ howse- xDD with a linen OwO stock on >w< onye xDD weg ^-^ and a kersey OwO boot-hose 
on >w< the >w< othew, ^w^ gawt'wed xDD with a ^.^ wed ^-^ and OwO bwue ^-^ wist; :3 an old xDD hat, ^-^ and 
>w< the OwO humouw :3 of UwU fowty fancies prick'd in't for a ÚwÚ feathew; a 
^w^ monstew, a :3 vewy monster ^-^ in x3 appawew, ^-^ and UwU nyot OwO wike a Christian 
footboy >w< ow a uWu gentweman's ^.^ wackey. 
uWu TWANyIO. 'Tis ÚwÚ some OwO odd OwO humouw pricks xDD him uWu to ^w^ this >_< fashion; 
^w^ Yet x3 oftentimes >_< wie :3 goes but mean-apparell'd. 
:3 BAPTISTA. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad ÚwÚ he's come, howsoe'er UwU he :33 comes. 
uWu BIONDEWWO. :3 Why, sir, UwU he ÚwÚ comes uWu nyot. 
:3 BAPTISTA. ;;w;; Didst >w< thou UwU nyot say UwU he ^w^ comes? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. x3 Who? ^w^ that x3 Petwuchio came? 
:3 BAPTISTA. x3 Ay, ^w^ that x3 Petwuchio >_> came. 
uWu BIONDEWWO. x3 Nyo, sir; ^-^ I say ^.^ his ;;w;; howse ÚwÚ comes xDD with xDD him on ^.^ his OwO back. 
:3 BAPTISTA. :3 Why, UwU that's ;;w;; aww ^w^ onye. 
uWu BIONDEWWO. Nay, :3 by ^-^ Saint Jamy, 
^-^ I hold :33 you a >_> penny, 
xDD A ;;w;; howse ^-^ and a man 
Is :33 mowe than :3 onye, 
And yet UwU nyot :33 many. 

^-^ Entew x3 PETWUCHIO ^-^ and ^w^ GWUMIO 

PETRUCHIO. uWu Come, >w< whewe >_< be uWu these OwO gawwants? :33 Who's :3 at ^w^ home? 
:3 BAPTISTA. You are uWu wewcome, ^-^ siw. 
PETRUCHIO. And yet ^-^ I come UwU nyot ^.^ weww. 
:3 BAPTISTA. And yet :33 you halt uWu nyot. 
uWu TWANyIO. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so ^w^ weww xDD appaweww'd 
:33 As ^-^ I :33 wish :33 you ^w^ wewe. 
PETRUCHIO. ^.^ Wewe it better, ^-^ I OwO shouwd OwO wush ^-^ in thus. 
xDD But >w< whewe is :3 Kate? ;;w;; Whewe is >_> my ^-^ wovewy ÚwÚ bwide? 
UwU How does >_> my father? Gentles, :33 methinks :33 you x3 fwown; 
And wherefore >_> gaze ^w^ this goodly company 
:33 As >_> if :33 they OwO saw ÚwÚ some ^.^ wondwous >_> monyument, 
^.^ Some ^w^ comet >w< ow ^w^ unyusuaw ;;w;; pwodigy? 
:3 BAPTISTA. :3 Why, sir, :33 you >_< knyow ^w^ this is ^-^ youw UwU wedding-day. 
>_< Fiwst were ;;w;; we x3 sad, x3 feawing :33 you :3 wouwd UwU nyot uWu come; 
:3 Nyow sadder, ^w^ that :33 you come ;;w;; so >_< unpwovided. 
>w< Fie, xDD doff ^w^ this habit, OwO shame uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ estate, 
;;w;; An xDD eye-sowe uWu to x3 ouw solemn OwO festivaw! 
uWu TWANyIO. And tell uWu us what ^.^ occasion :3 of ^-^ impowt 
uWu Hath ;;w;; aww ;;w;; so long ^.^ detain'd :33 you OwO fwom ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wife, 
And >_> sent :33 you ÚwÚ hithew ;;w;; so uWu unwike UwU youwsewf? 
PETRUCHIO. :33 Tedious it were uWu to ^w^ teww, ^-^ and ;;w;; hawsh uWu to OwO heaw; 
UwU Sufficeth ^-^ I am come uWu to :3 keep >_> my word, 
OwO Though ^-^ in ÚwÚ some ^.^ pawt UwU enfowced uWu to xDD digwess, 
Which :3 at :33 mowe :3 weisuwe ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; so >w< excuse 
:33 As :33 you >_< shaww ^w^ weww >_< be >_< satisfied withal. 
xDD But >w< whewe is :3 Kate? ^-^ I x3 stay x3 too long OwO fwom :3 hew; 
^.^ The ^.^ mownying wears, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 time ;;w;; we were :3 at :33 chuwch. 
uWu TWANyIO. ÚwÚ See UwU nyot ^-^ youw bride ^-^ in uWu these unreverent :33 wobes; 
:3 Go uWu to >_> my uWu chambew, put on ^-^ cwothes :3 of >_< minye. 
PETRUCHIO. uWu Nyot ;;w;; I, xDD bewieve x3 me; UwU thus >_< I'ww ^-^ visit x3 hew. 
:3 BAPTISTA. xDD But thus, ^-^ I UwU twust, :33 you >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< mawwy x3 hew. 
PETRUCHIO. Good sooth, uWu even thus; x3 thewefowe ha' ^w^ donye xDD with words; 
>_< To :33 me she's married, UwU nyot >_< unto >_> my xDD cwothes. 
x3 Couwd ^-^ I repair what she >w< wiww >_< weaw ^-^ in :33 me 
:33 As ^-^ I ^w^ can ^w^ change uWu these x3 poow uWu accoutwements, 
^-^ 'Twewe ^w^ weww for >w< Kate ^-^ and xDD bettew for uWu mysewf. 
xDD But what a UwU foow am ^-^ I uWu to ^-^ chat xDD with ^.^ you, 
When ^-^ I OwO shouwd :33 bid xDD good-mowwow uWu to >_> my bride 
And ;;w;; seaw >w< the title xDD with a ^-^ wovewy >_> kiss! 
Exeunt x3 PETWUCHIO ^-^ and x3 PETWUCHIO 
uWu TWANyIO. He hath ÚwÚ some >_> meanying ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu mad OwO attiwe. 
OwO We >w< wiww x3 pewsuade :3 him, >_< be it ^-^ possibwe, 
>_< To put on xDD bettew ^-^ ewe UwU he ^w^ go uWu to :33 chuwch. 
:3 BAPTISTA. >_< I'ww after xDD him ^-^ and see >w< the :33 event :3 of this. 
Exeunt ÚwÚ BAPTISTA, ^.^ GWEMIO, xDD BIONDEWWO, ^-^ and uWu ATTENDENTS 
uWu TWANyIO. xDD But uWu to ;;w;; hew :33 wove >_< concewnyeth uWu us uWu to :3 ad 
ÚwÚ Hew >_> fathew's uWu wiking; xDD which uWu to >_< bwing uWu to ^-^ pass, 
:33 As ^-^ I :33 befowe ^.^ impawted uWu to ^-^ youw :33 wowship, 
^-^ I am uWu to x3 get a uWu man- :3 whate'ew UwU he >_< be 
>_> It skills UwU nyot ;;w;; much; x3 we'ww >w< fit xDD him uWu to x3 ouw :33 tuwn- 
And UwU he >_< shaww >_< be OwO Vincentio :3 of Pisa, 
And uWu make :33 assuwance ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in Padua 
Of greater sums than ^-^ I have :33 pwomised. 
So >_< shaww :33 you ^.^ quietwy ^.^ enjoy ^-^ youw hope 
And >w< mawwy sweet Bianca xDD with uWu consent. 
:3 WUCENTIO. ^.^ Wewe it UwU nyot ^w^ that >_> my uWu fewwow ;;w;; schoowmastew 
^.^ Doth :33 watch >_> Bianca's >_< steps ;;w;; so narrowly, 
^-^ 'Twewe ^.^ good, methinks, uWu to >_> steaw x3 ouw ^.^ mawwiage; 
Which once :33 pewfowm'd, let ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd say uWu nyo, 
>_< I'ww :3 keep mine ^-^ own :33 despite :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the world. 
uWu TWANyIO. :33 That :3 by OwO degwees ;;w;; we UwU mean uWu to >w< wook uWu into 
And :33 watch x3 ouw vantage ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu businyess; 
>w< We'ww ÚwÚ ovew-weach >w< the greybeard, ^.^ Gwemio, 
^.^ The ;;w;; nyawwow-pwying ^-^ fathew, Minola, 
^.^ The >w< quaint x3 musician, amorous ^.^ Wicio- 
;;w;; Aww for >_> my uWu mastew's xDD sake, >_< Wucentio. 

^-^ We-entew GREMIO 

:3 Signyiow ^.^ Gwemio, came :33 you OwO fwom >w< the uWu chuwch? 
>_< GWEMIO. :33 As ^-^ wiwwingwy ÚwÚ as e'er ^-^ I came OwO fwom OwO schoow. 
uWu TWANyIO. And is >w< the bride ^-^ and bridegroom >w< coming ^w^ home? 
>_< GWEMIO. xDD A >w< bwidegwoom, say :33 you? 'Tis a OwO gwoom UwU indeed, 
xDD A grumbling ÚwÚ gwoom, ^-^ and ^w^ that >w< the >w< giww >_< shaww >w< find. 
uWu TWANyIO. :3 Cuwstew than she? :3 Why, ÚwÚ 'tis xDD impossibwe. 
>_< GWEMIO. :3 Why, ÚwÚ he's a ÚwÚ deviw, a ÚwÚ deviw, a :3 vewy OwO fiend. 
uWu TWANyIO. :3 Why, she's a ÚwÚ deviw, a ÚwÚ deviw, >w< the ^.^ deviw's dam. 
>_< GWEMIO. :3 Tut, she's a uWu wamb, a dove, a >w< foow, uWu to uWu him! 
>_< I'ww tell ^.^ you, :3 Siw ^w^ Wucentio: uWu when >w< the >_< pwiest 
^.^ Shouwd ask >_> if OwO Kathewinye OwO shouwd >_< be ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife, 
>_< 'Ay, :3 by :33 gogs-wouns' ^-^ quoth ÚwÚ he, ^-^ and ^.^ swowe ;;w;; so ÚwÚ woud 
UwU That, ;;w;; aww xDD amaz'd, >w< the >_< pwiest let x3 faww >w< the book; 
And ÚwÚ as UwU he stoop'd ;;w;; again uWu to ^w^ take it xDD up, 
^.^ This x3 mad-bwain'd bridegroom took xDD him >_< such a >_> cuff 
:33 That OwO down uWu feww >_< pwiest ^-^ and ÚwÚ book, ^-^ and book ^-^ and x3 pwiest. 
>_< 'Nyow ^w^ take them ^w^ up,' ^-^ quoth UwU he :3 'if :33 any :3 wist.' 
uWu TWANyIO. :3 What ^-^ said >w< the ÚwÚ wench, uWu when UwU he rose >_> again? 
>_< GWEMIO. Trembled ^-^ and :3 shook, for why UwU he >w< stamp'd ^-^ and ^.^ swowe 
:33 As >_> if >w< the >w< vicaw OwO meant uWu to >_< cozen ^-^ him. 
xDD But after uWu many ^w^ cewemonyies ^w^ donye 
He >w< cawws for OwO winye: >w< 'A health!' ^-^ quoth ÚwÚ he, ÚwÚ as >_> if 
He ^w^ had OwO been >w< abwoad, >_< cawousing uWu to ^.^ his uWu mates 
uWu Aftew a storm; x3 quaff'd off >w< the ^w^ muscadew, 
And threw >w< the :33 sops ;;w;; aww ^-^ in >w< the OwO sexton's OwO face, 
^.^ Having xDD nyo x3 othew :3 weason 
xDD But ^w^ that ^.^ his >w< beawd OwO gwew >w< thin ^-^ and OwO hungewwy 
And OwO seem'd uWu to ask xDD him :33 sops ÚwÚ as UwU he >_> was UwU dwinking. 
^.^ This x3 donye, UwU he took >w< the bride uWu about >w< the neck, 
And kiss'd ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ wips xDD with >_< such a uWu cwamowous ^-^ smack 
:33 That :3 at >w< the parting ;;w;; aww >w< the :3 chuwch >w< did echo. 
And ;;w;; I, ;;w;; seeing ^w^ this, came thence for :3 vewy xDD shame; 
And after me, ^-^ I :33 knyow, >w< the rout is coming. 
>_> Such a uWu mad ^-^ mawwiage UwU nyevew >_> was OwO befowe. 
Hark, UwU hawk! ^-^ I >_> heaw >w< the :33 minstwews play. OwO [Music >w< pways] 

^-^ Entew :3 PETWUCHIO, ^.^ KATHEWINyA, uWu BIANCA, ÚwÚ BAPTISTA, ^.^ HOWTENSIO, 
>_< GWUMIO, ^-^ and >w< twain 

PETRUCHIO. :3 Gentwemen ^-^ and :3 fwiends, ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you for ^-^ youw xDD pains. 
^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you xDD think uWu to dine xDD with :33 me uWu to-day, 
And have x3 pwepaw'd >_> gweat >_> stowe :3 of >w< wedding :3 cheew 
xDD But ;;w;; so it ^-^ is- >_> my haste x3 doth UwU caww :33 me OwO hence, 
And x3 thewefowe ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I UwU mean uWu to ^w^ take >_> my leave. 
:3 BAPTISTA. Is't possible :33 you >w< wiww xDD away ÚwÚ to-nyight? 
PETRUCHIO. ^-^ I must xDD away xDD to-day :33 befowe night ^-^ come. 
Make it xDD nyo wonder; >_> if :33 you ^-^ knyew >_> my ÚwÚ businyess, 
You :3 wouwd entreat :33 me :3 wathew ^w^ go than stay. 
And, uWu honyest ^w^ company, ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you ;;w;; aww 
:33 That have ^-^ behewd :33 me >w< give xDD away myself 
>_< To ^w^ this :3 most :33 patient, >w< sweet, ^-^ and x3 viwtuous ÚwÚ wife. 
Dine xDD with >_> my ^-^ fathew, drink a OwO heawth uWu to >w< me. 
:3 Fow ^-^ I must OwO hence; ^-^ and >_< faweweww uWu to :33 you ÚwÚ aww. 
uWu TWANyIO. Let uWu us entreat :33 you x3 stay :3 tiww after >_< dinnyew. 
PETRUCHIO. >_> It ^w^ may UwU nyot OwO be. 
>_< GWEMIO. Let :33 me entreat ÚwÚ you. 
PETRUCHIO. >_> It ;;w;; cannyot OwO be. 
KATHERINA. Let :33 me entreat ÚwÚ you. 
PETRUCHIO. ^-^ I am :33 content. 
KATHERINA. ;;w;; Awe :33 you ÚwÚ content uWu to stay? 
PETRUCHIO. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ content :33 you >_< shaww entreat :33 me ^w^ stay; 
xDD But yet UwU nyot ;;w;; stay, entreat :33 me how :33 you xDD can. 
KATHERINA. xDD Nyow, >_> if :33 you :33 wove me, stay. 
PETRUCHIO. >_< Gwumio, >_> my horse. 
GRUMIO. x3 Ay, sir, :33 they >_< be ready; >w< the :3 oats have x3 eaten >w< the horses. 
KATHERINA. Nay, uWu then, 
:3 Do what >w< thou canst, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ go xDD to-day; 
x3 Nyo, >_< nyow x3 to-mowwow, UwU nyot :3 tiww ^-^ I UwU pwease uWu mysewf. 
^.^ The :33 doow is uWu open, sir; >w< thewe ^w^ wies ^-^ youw OwO way; 
You ^w^ may >_< be >w< jogging >w< whiwes ^-^ youw xDD boots are green; 
:3 Fow me, >_< I'ww UwU nyot >_< be ^w^ gonye :3 tiww ^-^ I UwU pwease uWu mysewf. 
'Tis OwO wike ^.^ you'ww >_< pwove a :3 jowwy surly OwO gwoom 
:33 That ^w^ take it on :33 you :3 at >w< the >_> fiwst ;;w;; so ;;w;; woundwy. 
PETRUCHIO. O ^-^ Kate, ÚwÚ content ;;w;; thee; >_> pwithee >_< be UwU nyot ^w^ angwy. 
KATHERINA. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be x3 angwy; what UwU hast >w< thou uWu to do? 
Father, >_< be ^.^ quiet; UwU he >_< shaww x3 stay >_> my xDD weisuwe. 
>_< GWEMIO. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, sir, now it begins uWu to work. 
KATHERINA. :33 Gentwemen, ;;w;; fowwawd uWu to >w< the x3 bwidaw >_< dinnyew. 
^-^ I see a woman ^w^ may >_< be uWu made a UwU foow 
UwU If she ^w^ had UwU nyot a ÚwÚ spiwit uWu to resist. 
PETRUCHIO. xDD They >_< shaww ^w^ go :33 fowwawd, ^-^ Kate, :3 at thy :3 command. 
UwU Obey >w< the :3 bwide, :33 you ^w^ that ^-^ attend on :3 hew; 
:3 Go uWu to >w< the x3 feast, UwU wevew ^-^ and ^-^ dominyeew, 
Carouse full :3 measuwe uWu to ;;w;; hew maidenhead; 
;;w;; Be uWu mad ^-^ and merry, >w< ow ^w^ go ;;w;; hang xDD youwsewves. 
xDD But for >_> my ^.^ bonny ^-^ Kate, she must xDD with >w< me. 
Nay, >w< wook UwU nyot ^w^ big, >_< nyow stamp, >_< nyow stare, >_< nyow fret; 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ mastew :3 of what is mine ^w^ own- 
ÚwÚ She is >_> my goods, >_> my ^-^ chattews, she is >_> my uWu house, 
^w^ My household >_< stuff, >_> my ^.^ fiewd, >_> my :33 bawn, 
^w^ My ^.^ howse, >_> my ox, >_> my ^-^ ass, >_> my :33 any ^w^ thing, 
And ÚwÚ hewe she stands; >_< touch ;;w;; hew :3 whoevew dare; 
>_< I'ww >_< bwing mine action on >w< the proudest UwU he 
:33 That ^w^ stops >_> my x3 way ^-^ in :3 Padua. >_< Gwumio, 
Draw ^-^ fowth thy ÚwÚ weapon; ;;w;; we are beset xDD with thieves; 
^.^ Wescue thy mistress, >_> if >w< thou >_< be a man. 
Fear not, sweet uWu wench; :33 they >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< touch ^-^ thee, UwU Kate; 
>_< I'ww ;;w;; buckwew ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ against a ^-^ miwwion. 
Exeunt :3 PETWUCHIO, ^.^ KATHEWINyA, ^-^ and ^w^ GWUMIO 
:3 BAPTISTA. Nay, let them go, a ^-^ coupwe :3 of x3 quiet >w< onyes. 
>_< GWEMIO. >_< Went :33 they UwU nyot >_> quickwy, ^-^ I OwO shouwd :33 die xDD with xDD waughing. 
uWu TWANyIO. Of ;;w;; aww uWu mad ÚwÚ matches, UwU nyevew >_> was >w< the ÚwÚ wike. 
:3 WUCENTIO. Mistress, what's ^-^ youw >_> opinyion :3 of ^-^ youw xDD sistew? 
uWu BIANCA. UwU That, being uWu mad >_> hewsewf, she's uWu madwy UwU mated. 
>_< GWEMIO. ^-^ I warrant :3 him, x3 Petwuchio is >_< Kated. 
:3 BAPTISTA. Neighbours ^-^ and :3 fwiends, though bride ^-^ and bridegroom ^-^ wants 
:3 Fow uWu to ^.^ suppwy >w< the places :3 at >w< the ÚwÚ tabwe, 
You >_< knyow >w< thewe ^-^ wants xDD nyo >w< junkets :3 at >w< the feast. 
x3 Wucentio, :33 you >_< shaww ^.^ suppwy >w< the uWu bwidegwoom's >_< pwace; 
And let Bianca ^w^ take ;;w;; hew :3 sistew's ^.^ woom. 
uWu TWANyIO. ÚwÚ Shaww sweet Bianca ^w^ pwactise how uWu to bride it? 
:3 BAPTISTA. ÚwÚ She UwU shaww, >_< Wucentio. uWu Come, gentlemen, let's ^w^ go. 
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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
;;w;; PETWUCHIO'S xDD countwy house 

^-^ Entew ^w^ GWUMIO 

GRUMIO. >w< Fie, OwO fie on ;;w;; aww ^.^ tiwed xDD jades, on ;;w;; aww uWu mad masters, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww 
ÚwÚ fouw x3 ways! uWu Was ^-^ evew man ;;w;; so ^.^ beaten? uWu Was ^-^ evew man ;;w;; so x3 way'd? uWu Was 
^-^ evew man ;;w;; so weary? ^-^ I am >_> sent :33 befowe uWu to uWu make a ÚwÚ fiwe, ^-^ and :33 they are 
>w< coming after uWu to >_> wawm uWu them. :3 Nyow were UwU nyot ^-^ I a ^-^ wittwe ;;w;; pot ^-^ and UwU soon 
hot, >_> my :3 vewy ÚwÚ wips :33 might UwU fweeze uWu to >_> my teeth, >_> my tongue uWu to >w< the :3 woof 
:3 of >_> my >_< mouth, >_> my :33 heawt ^-^ in >_> my :33 bewwy, ^-^ ewe ^-^ I OwO shouwd come :3 by a ^w^ fiwe uWu to 
^w^ thaw >w< me. xDD But ^-^ I xDD with ^w^ bwowing >w< the ^w^ fiwe >_< shaww >_> wawm myself; ^-^ fow, 
considering >w< the ^w^ weathew, a taller man than ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ take >_< cowd. 
uWu Howwa, uWu ho! Curtis! 

^-^ Entew CURTIS 

CURTIS. >_< Who is ^w^ that >w< cawws ;;w;; so x3 cowdwy? 
GRUMIO. xDD A piece :3 of xDD ice. UwU If >w< thou ÚwÚ doubt ^w^ it, >w< thou ;;w;; mayst OwO swide OwO fwom >_> my 
shoulder uWu to >_> my heel xDD with xDD nyo greater a run but >_> my ^.^ head ^-^ and >_> my 
uWu nyeck. xDD A ÚwÚ fiwe, ^w^ good :3 Cuwtis. 
CURTIS. Is >_> my ^w^ mastew ^-^ and ^.^ his uWu wife ^w^ coming, ;;w;; Gwumio? 
GRUMIO. OwO O, :33 ay, ^w^ Cuwtis, ^w^ ay; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe ÚwÚ fiwe, ^w^ fiwe; ÚwÚ cast on xDD nyo 
;;w;; watew. 
CURTIS. Is she ;;w;; so hot a uWu shwew ÚwÚ as she's reported? 
GRUMIO. ÚwÚ She ^w^ was, ^w^ good ^w^ Cuwtis, :33 befowe ^w^ this :33 fwost; but >w< thou know'st 
xDD wintew tames ;;w;; man, woman, ^-^ and beast; for it hath tam'd >_> my old 
uWu mastew, ^-^ and >_> my xDD nyew mistress, ^-^ and x3 mysewf, uWu fewwow :3 Cuwtis. 
CURTIS. :3 Away, :33 you :3 thwee-inch ^.^ foow! ^-^ I am xDD nyo :33 beast. 
GRUMIO. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I but xDD thwee >_> inches? :3 Why, thy ^.^ hown is a >w< foot, ^-^ and ;;w;; so long 
am ^-^ I :3 at >w< the >_> weast. xDD But OwO wiwt >w< thou uWu make a ÚwÚ fiwe, >w< ow >_< shaww ^-^ I ^-^ compwain 
on ÚwÚ thee uWu to x3 ouw mistress, :3 whose hand- she being now :3 at hand- >w< thou 
xDD shawt UwU soon ^w^ feew, uWu to thy >_< cowd uWu comfowt, for being ^-^ swow ^-^ in thy hot 
office? 
CURTIS. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, ^w^ good >_< Gwumio, tell :33 me how :3 goes >w< the >_> wowwd? 
GRUMIO. xDD A >_< cowd world, ^w^ Cuwtis, ^-^ in >_> evewy :33 office but ÚwÚ thinye; ^-^ and 
x3 thewefowe >w< fiwe. :3 Do thy duty, ^-^ and have thy duty, for >_> my ^w^ mastew ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ mistwess are almost >_> fwozen uWu to ^-^ death. 
CURTIS. Thewe's ^w^ fiwe ready; ^-^ and >_< thewefowe, ^w^ good >_< Gwumio, >w< the OwO nyews? 
GRUMIO. :3 Why, >_> 'Jack boy! UwU ho, ÚwÚ boy!' ^-^ and ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much OwO nyews ÚwÚ as >w< thou wilt. 
CURTIS. uWu Come, :33 you are ;;w;; so full :3 of ÚwÚ cony-catching! 
GRUMIO. :3 Why, >_< thewefowe, ^w^ fiwe; for ^-^ I have caught >_< extweme >_< cowd. 
^.^ Whewe's >w< the xDD cook? Is xDD suppew >_> weady, >w< the house :33 twimm'd, :3 wushes 
^w^ stwew'd, xDD cobwebs swept, >w< the serving-men ^-^ in their xDD nyew x3 fustian, 
their ^w^ white >_< stockings, ^-^ and >_> evewy officer ^.^ his :33 wedding-gawment on? 
;;w;; Be >w< the uWu jacks ^.^ faiw ;;w;; within, >w< the jills ^.^ faiw OwO without, >w< the carpets 
UwU waid, ^-^ and ;;w;; evewything ^-^ in order? 
CURTIS. ;;w;; Aww ready; ^-^ and >_< thewefowe, ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, news. 
GRUMIO. >_< Fiwst >_< knyow >_> my ;;w;; howse is >_> tiwed; >_> my ^w^ mastew ^-^ and ÚwÚ mistwess ^w^ faww'n 
x3 out. 
CURTIS. How? 
GRUMIO. >_> Out :3 of their :33 saddwes uWu into >w< the >_< diwt; ^-^ and >w< theweby OwO hangs a 
:3 tawe. 
CURTIS. xDD Wet's >w< ha't, ^w^ good uWu Gwumio. 
GRUMIO. >_< Wend ^w^ thinye ^.^ eaw. 
CURTIS. >_< Hewe. 
GRUMIO. ;;w;; Thewe. UwU [Stwiking :33 him] 
CURTIS. ^.^ This ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to feel a ;;w;; tawe, UwU nyot uWu to >_> heaw a :3 tawe. 
GRUMIO. And x3 thewefowe ÚwÚ 'tis call'd a sensible tale; ^-^ and ^w^ this >_> cuff 
>_> was but uWu to uWu knyock :3 at ^-^ youw x3 caw ^-^ and uWu beseech x3 wist'nying. :3 Nyow ^-^ I ^.^ begin: 
;;w;; Impwimis, ;;w;; we came OwO down a ÚwÚ fouw OwO hiww, >_> my ^w^ mastew UwU widing x3 behind >_> my 
UwU mistwess- 
CURTIS. ÚwÚ Both :3 of >w< onye xDD howse? 
GRUMIO. What's ^w^ that uWu to uWu thee? 
CURTIS. :3 Why, a horse. 
GRUMIO. Tell >w< thou >w< the :3 tawe. xDD But ^.^ hadst >w< thou UwU nyot >w< cwoss'd me, >w< thou 
shouldst have heard how ;;w;; hew ;;w;; howse uWu feww ^-^ and she ^.^ undew ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ howse; 
>w< thou shouldst have heard ^-^ in how >_> miwy a place, how she >_> was 
uWu bemoiw'd, how UwU he UwU weft ;;w;; hew xDD with >w< the ;;w;; howse upon >w< hew, how UwU he ^-^ beat :33 me 
ÚwÚ because ;;w;; hew ;;w;; howse ^-^ stumbwed, how she ^w^ waded through >w< the >_> diwt uWu to 
pluck xDD him off me, how UwU he swore, how she xDD pway'd ^w^ that UwU nyevew xDD pway'd 
:3 befowe, how ^-^ I ^w^ cwied, how >w< the :3 howses ran uWu away, how ;;w;; hew :3 bwidwe >_> was 
:3 buwst, how ^-^ I :33 wost >_> my >w< cwuppew- xDD with uWu many things :3 of ^-^ wowthy >_< memowy, 
xDD which now >_< shaww :33 die ^-^ in ^-^ obwivion, ^-^ and >w< thou ^w^ wetuwn ÚwÚ unyexpewienc'd uWu to 
thy :33 gwave. 
CURTIS. By ^w^ this ^-^ weck'nying UwU he is :33 mowe uWu shwew than ^w^ she. 
GRUMIO. x3 Ay, ^-^ and ^w^ that >w< thou ^-^ and >w< the proudest :3 of :33 you ;;w;; aww >_< shaww find 
uWu when UwU he ÚwÚ comes home. xDD But what ^-^ tawk ^-^ I :3 of xDD this? x3 Caww ^-^ fowth 
:3 Nyathanyiew, xDD Joseph, x3 Nyichowas, >_> Phiwip, Walter, uWu Sugawsop, ^-^ and >w< the 
:33 west; let their UwU heads >_< be >_> sweekwy ^.^ comb'd, their OwO bwue coats ;;w;; bwush'd 
^-^ and their xDD gawtews :3 of :3 an indifferent ^.^ knyit; let them curtsy xDD with 
their UwU weft :33 wegs, ^-^ and UwU nyot >w< pwesume uWu to >_< touch a >w< haiw :3 of >_> my xDD mastcw's 
ÚwÚ howse-taiw :3 tiww :33 they >_> kiss their :3 hands. ;;w;; Awe :33 they ;;w;; aww ^-^ weady? 
CURTIS. xDD They ÚwÚ awe. 
GRUMIO. x3 Caww them forth. 
CURTIS. :3 Do :33 you uWu heaw, ^-^ ho? You must meet >_> my uWu mastew, uWu to countenance >_> my 
mistress. 
GRUMIO. :3 Why, she hath a UwU face :3 of ;;w;; hew :3 own. 
CURTIS. >_< Who UwU knyows UwU nyot that? 
GRUMIO. ^w^ Thou, it UwU seems, ^w^ that >w< cawws for company uWu to countenance x3 hew. 
CURTIS. ^-^ I UwU caww them ^-^ fowth uWu to x3 cwedit x3 hew. 
GRUMIO. :3 Why, she ÚwÚ comes uWu to ^.^ bowwow OwO nyothing :3 of uWu them. 

^-^ Entew :3 fouw >w< ow ÚwÚ five ^.^ SEWVINGMEN 

^w^ NyATHANyIEW. >_> Wewcome ;;w;; home, ^w^ Gwumio! 
^.^ PHIWIP. UwU How uWu nyow, ^w^ Gwumio! 
^w^ JOSEPH. ^w^ What, ^w^ Gwumio! 
OwO NyICHOWAS. ^.^ Fewwow ^w^ Gwumio! 
^w^ NyATHANyIEW. UwU How uWu nyow, old uWu wad! 
GRUMIO. ^-^ Wewcome, uWu you!- how uWu nyow, uWu you!- x3 what, uWu you!- fellow, uWu you!- ^-^ and 
UwU thus ÚwÚ much for greeting. xDD Nyow, >_> my spruce UwU companyions, is ;;w;; aww >_> weady, 
^-^ and ;;w;; aww things ^-^ nyeat? 
^w^ NyATHANyIEW. ;;w;; Aww things is OwO weady. UwU How uWu nyeaw is x3 ouw master? 
GRUMIO. :33 E'en :3 at ;;w;; hand, alighted :3 by this; ^-^ and x3 thewefowe >_< be ^w^ nyot- 
Cock's uWu passion, silence! ^-^ I >_> heaw >_> my ÚwÚ mastew. 

^-^ Entew x3 PETWUCHIO ^-^ and :3 KATHEWINyA 

PETRUCHIO. ;;w;; Whewe >_< be uWu these >w< knyaves? ^w^ What, xDD nyo man :3 at :33 doow 
>_< To hold >_> my >w< stiwwup >_< nyow uWu to ^w^ take >_> my horse! 
;;w;; Whewe is :3 Nyathanyiew, >_< Gwegowy, >_< Phiwip? 
^.^ AWW >_> SEWVANTS. >_> Hewe, ;;w;; hewe, sir; ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ siw. 
PETRUCHIO. >_> Hewe, :33 siw! ;;w;; hewe, :33 siw! ;;w;; hewe, :33 siw! ;;w;; hewe, :33 siw! 
You >w< woggew-headed ^-^ and OwO unpowish'd ^w^ gwooms! 
^w^ What, xDD nyo ÚwÚ attendance? xDD nyo regard? xDD nyo duty? 
;;w;; Whewe is >w< the x3 foowish ÚwÚ knyave ^-^ I >_> sent ÚwÚ befowe? 
GRUMIO. >_> Hewe, sir; ÚwÚ as x3 foowish ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> was OwO befowe. 
PETRUCHIO. YOU ^-^ peasant xDD swain! :33 you OwO whoweson ^w^ mawt-howse >_< dwudge! 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I UwU nyot :33 bid ÚwÚ thee meet :33 me ^-^ in >w< the :3 pawk 
And >_< bwing :3 awong uWu these ^w^ wascaw xDD knyaves xDD with uWu thee? 
GRUMIO. Nathaniel's xDD coat, sir, >_> was UwU nyot xDD fuwwy x3 made, 
And ;;w;; Gabwiew's >_< pumps were ;;w;; aww uWu unpink'd ^.^ i' >_> th' ^.^ heew; 
;;w;; Thewe >_> was xDD nyo link uWu to xDD cowouw UwU Petew's xDD hat, 
And OwO Wawtew's xDD daggew >_> was UwU nyot come OwO fwom ^w^ sheathing; 
;;w;; Thewe were none UwU finye but OwO Adam, ^-^ Wawph, ^-^ and ^-^ Gwegowy; 
^.^ The :33 west were ÚwÚ wagged, >_< owd, ^-^ and UwU beggawwy; 
uWu Yet, ÚwÚ as :33 they x3 awe, ÚwÚ hewe are :33 they come uWu to meet ÚwÚ you. 
PETRUCHIO. ^.^ Go, OwO wascaws, ^w^ go ^-^ and fetch >_> my xDD suppew uWu in. 
Exeunt ÚwÚ some :3 of >w< the ^.^ SEWVINGMEN 

:3 [Sings] ;;w;; Whewe is >w< the OwO wife ^w^ that OwO wate ^-^ I :3 wed? 
;;w;; Whewe are those- 

>w< Sit x3 down, ^-^ Kate, ^-^ and x3 wewcome. >_< Soud, x3 soud, x3 soud, ^-^ soud! 

^-^ We-entew :33 SEWVANTS xDD with xDD suppew 

:3 Why, when, ^-^ I OwO say? Nay, ^w^ good sweet ^-^ Kate, >_< be ^w^ mewwy. 
uWu Off xDD with >_> my ^.^ boots, :33 you xDD wogues! :33 you xDD viwwains, ÚwÚ when? 

:3 [Sings] >_> It >_> was >w< the friar :3 of ÚwÚ owdews xDD gwey, 
:33 As UwU he ^-^ fowth walked on ^.^ his xDD way- 

xDD Out, :33 you xDD wogue! :33 you pluck >_> my ^.^ foot :33 awwy; 
Take that, ^-^ and :33 mend >w< the uWu pwucking off >w< the ;;w;; othew. 
[Strikes :33 him] 
;;w;; Be merry, >_< Kate. ^.^ Some water, ;;w;; hewe, x3 what, uWu ho! 

^-^ Entew >w< onye xDD with water 

^.^ Whewe's >_> my UwU spanyiew ^w^ Twoiwus? ^w^ Siwwah, x3 get :33 you OwO hence, 
And :33 bid >_> my ;;w;; cousin ^-^ Fewdinyand come ^-^ hithew: 
x3 Exit OwO SEWVINGMAN 
>_> Onye, ^-^ Kate, ^w^ that :33 you must >_> kiss ^-^ and >_< be xDD acquainted with. 
;;w;; Whewe are >_> my ^-^ swippews? ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I have ÚwÚ some water? 
uWu Come, ^-^ Kate, ^-^ and wash, ^-^ and >_< wewcome heartily. 
You OwO whoweson >w< viwwain! >w< wiww :33 you let it :33 faww? [Strikes :33 him] 
KATHERINA. uWu Patience, ^-^ I pray you; x3 'twas a x3 fauwt ^.^ unwiwwing. 
PETRUCHIO. xDD A ^-^ whoweson, ;;w;; beetwe-headed, :33 fwap-eaw'd ^w^ knyave! 
uWu Come, ^-^ Kate, ÚwÚ sit >_< down; ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you have a x3 stomach. 
Will :33 you >w< give xDD thanks, sweet ^-^ Kate, >w< ow else >_< shaww >_> I? 
What's xDD this? x3 Mutton? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. ^w^ Ay. 
PETRUCHIO. >_< Who brought it? 
x3 PETEW. xDD I. 
PETRUCHIO. 'Tis burnt; ^-^ and ;;w;; so is ;;w;; aww >w< the meat. 
:3 What ^w^ dogs are >_> these? ;;w;; Whewe is >w< the ^w^ wascaw xDD cook? 
UwU How durst :33 you ;;w;; viwwains >_< bwing it OwO fwom >w< the ^-^ dwessew 
And >_> sewve it UwU thus uWu to :33 me ^w^ that :33 wove it xDD nyot? 
There, ^w^ take it uWu to ^.^ you, xDD twenchews, :33 cups, ^-^ and all; 
^w^ [Thwows >w< the meat, ^w^ etc., :3 at :33 them] 
You UwU heedwess OwO jowtheads ^-^ and uWu unmannyew'd slaves! 
^w^ What, do :33 you grumble? >_< I'ww >_< be xDD with :33 you straight. 
Exeunt :33 SEWVANTS 
KATHERINA. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, :3 husband, >_< be UwU nyot ;;w;; so ;;w;; disquiet; 
^.^ The ^.^ meat >_> was UwU weww, >_> if :33 you were ;;w;; so >_> contented. 
PETRUCHIO. ^-^ I tell ^-^ thee, ^-^ Kate, x3 'twas ^.^ buwnt ^-^ and OwO dwied uWu away, 
And ^-^ I xDD expwesswy am x3 fowbid uWu to >_< touch x3 it; 
:3 Fow it uWu engendews ÚwÚ chowew, planteth :3 angew; 
And xDD bettew x3 'twewe ^w^ that x3 both :3 of uWu us >w< did x3 fast, 
>_> Since, :3 of >_> ouwsewves, >_> ouwsewves are >_> chowewic, 
uWu Than ;;w;; feed it xDD with >_< such ÚwÚ ovew-woasted uWu fwesh. 
;;w;; Be >w< patient; uWu to-mowwow 't >_< shaww >_< be OwO mended. 
And for ^w^ this night x3 we'ww fast for x3 company. 
uWu Come, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< bwing ÚwÚ thee uWu to thy x3 bwidaw UwU chambew. Exeunt 

^-^ We-entew :33 SEWVANTS ^.^ sevewawwy 

^w^ NyATHANyIEW. Peter, didst ^-^ evew see >w< the UwU wike? 
x3 PETEW. He ^.^ kiwws ;;w;; hew ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^-^ own ^-^ humouw. 

^-^ We-entew CURTIS 

GRUMIO. ;;w;; Whewe is ^-^ he? 
CURTIS. ^.^ In ;;w;; hew UwU chambew. >_< Making a >w< sewmon :3 of continency uWu to >w< hew, 
And rails, ^-^ and x3 sweaws, ^-^ and >_> wates, ^w^ that ^.^ she, x3 poow ^w^ souw, 
uWu Knyows UwU nyot xDD which x3 way uWu to ^w^ stand, uWu to UwU wook, uWu to ^w^ speak. 
And :3 sits ÚwÚ as >w< onye xDD nyew >_< wisen OwO fwom a :33 dweam. 
:3 Away, uWu away! for UwU he is >w< coming x3 hithew. Exeunt 

^-^ We-entew x3 PETWUCHIO 

PETRUCHIO. Thus have ^-^ I ;;w;; powiticwy >_< begun >_> my ;;w;; weign, 
And ÚwÚ 'tis >_> my hope uWu to UwU end ^w^ successfuwwy. 
^w^ My ^.^ fawcon now is :33 shawp ^-^ and >w< passing x3 empty. 
And :3 tiww she stoop she must UwU nyot >_< be ^.^ fuww-gowg'd, 
:3 Fow :33 then she UwU nyevew OwO wooks upon ;;w;; hew ;;w;; wuwe. 
UwU Anyothew x3 way ^-^ I have uWu to man >_> my uWu haggawd, 
>_< To uWu make ;;w;; hew come, ^-^ and >_< knyow ;;w;; hew >_< keepew's call, 
:33 That UwU is, uWu to :33 watch >w< hew, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we :33 watch uWu these OwO kites 
:33 That >_< bate ^-^ and ;;w;; beat, ^-^ and >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be obedient. 
ÚwÚ She >w< eat xDD nyo ^.^ meat uWu to-day, >_< nyow none >_< shaww eat; 
>_< Wast night she ÚwÚ swept not, >_< nyow to-night she >_< shaww not; 
:33 As xDD with >w< the meat, ÚwÚ some :33 undesewved x3 fauwt 
>_< I'ww find uWu about >w< the UwU making :3 of >w< the bed; 
And ÚwÚ hewe >_< I'ww >_< fwing >w< the pillow, >w< thewe >w< the bolster, 
^.^ This x3 way >w< the coverlet, uWu anyothew x3 way >w< the >_< sheets; 
x3 Ay, ^-^ and ;;w;; amid ^w^ this hurly ^-^ I >_> intend 
:33 That ;;w;; aww is ^w^ donye ^-^ in reverend OwO cawe :3 of >_> hew- 
And, ^-^ in conclusion, she >_< shaww :33 watch ;;w;; aww night; 
And >_> if she >_> chance uWu to UwU nyod >_< I'ww ;;w;; waiw ^-^ and >w< bwaww 
And xDD with >w< the UwU cwamouw :3 keep ;;w;; hew OwO stiww awake. 
^.^ This is a x3 way uWu to kill a uWu wife xDD with ^-^ kindnyess, 
And UwU thus >_< I'ww curb ;;w;; hew uWu mad ^-^ and >w< headstwong ^-^ humouw. 
He ^w^ that UwU knyows xDD bettew how uWu to tame a ^.^ shwew, 
:3 Nyow let xDD him uWu speak; ÚwÚ 'tis charity uWu to show. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
:3 Padua. :3 Befowe ;;w;; BAPTISTA'S house 

^-^ Entew :33 TWANyIO ÚwÚ as >_< WUCENTIO, ^-^ and xDD HOWTENSIO ÚwÚ as LICIO 

uWu TWANyIO. Is 't ^-^ possibwe, uWu fwiend Licio, ^w^ that Mistress Bianca 
^.^ Doth uWu fancy :33 any x3 othew but ^-^ Wucentio? 
^-^ I tell ^.^ you, sir, she >_< beaws :33 me ^.^ faiw ^-^ in ;;w;; hand. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. x3 Siw, uWu to :33 satisfy :33 you ^-^ in what ^-^ I have ^w^ said, 
:33 Stand :3 by ^-^ and >_< mawk >w< the >w< mannyew :3 of ^.^ his OwO teaching. 
;;w;; [They >_< stand >_< aside] 

^-^ Entew uWu BIANCA, ^-^ and UwU WUCENTIO ÚwÚ as ^.^ CAMBIO 

:3 WUCENTIO. xDD Nyow, mistress, ^w^ pwofit :33 you ^-^ in what :33 you >w< wead? 
uWu BIANCA. ^w^ What, uWu mastew, UwU wead ^.^ you, >_< Fiwst >_< wesowve :33 me UwU that. 
:3 WUCENTIO. ^-^ I UwU wead ^w^ that ^-^ I uWu pwofess, ^-^ 'The ^-^ Awt uWu to UwU Wove.' 
uWu BIANCA. And ^w^ may :33 you OwO pwove, sir, ^w^ mastew :3 of ^-^ youw >_> awt! 
:3 WUCENTIO. uWu Whiwe ^.^ you, sweet x3 deaw, >_< pwove ÚwÚ mistwess :3 of >_> my >w< heawt. 
;;w;; [They ^-^ wetiwe] 
:33 HOWTENSIO. Quick x3 pwoceedews, xDD mawwy! :3 Nyow tell me, ^-^ I pray, 
You ^w^ that durst xDD sweaw ^w^ that ^-^ youw Mistress >w< Bwanca 
x3 Wov'd none ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd ;;w;; so ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as >_< Wucentio. 
uWu TWANyIO. O x3 despitefuw love! uWu unconstant womankind! 
^-^ I tell ^-^ thee, Licio, ^w^ this is uWu wondewfuw. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. Mistake xDD nyo >_< mowe; ^-^ I am UwU nyot :3 Wicio. 
>_> Nyow a ^.^ musician ÚwÚ as ^-^ I seem uWu to x3 be; 
xDD But >w< onye ^w^ that OwO scown uWu to >_< wive ^-^ in ^w^ this disguise 
:3 Fow >_< such a >w< onye ÚwÚ as leaves a gentleman 
And ^-^ makes a x3 god :3 of >_< such a x3 cuwwion. 
>_< Knyow, sir, ^w^ that ^-^ I am call'd :33 Howtensio. 
uWu TWANyIO. :3 Signyiow ^w^ Howtensio, ^-^ I have x3 often heard 
Of ^-^ youw xDD entiwe UwU affection uWu to ÚwÚ Bianca; 
And >_> since mine ^.^ eyes are x3 witnyess :3 of ;;w;; hew OwO wightnyess, 
^-^ I >w< wiww xDD with ^.^ you, >_> if :33 you >_< be ;;w;; so >_> contented, 
Forswear Bianca ^-^ and ;;w;; hew :33 wove for >w< evew. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. See, how :33 they >_> kiss ^-^ and court! :3 Signyiow x3 Wucentio, 
uWu Hewe is >_> my ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I uWu fiwmwy OwO vow 
^.^ Nyevew uWu to ÚwÚ woo ;;w;; hew ^-^ mowe, but do forswear >w< hew, 
:33 As >w< onye ^w^ unwowthy ;;w;; aww >w< the uWu fowmew favours 
:33 That ^-^ I have ;;w;; fondwy OwO fwattew'd ;;w;; hew withal. 
uWu TWANyIO. And ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I ^w^ take >w< the OwO wike :33 unfeignyed xDD oath, 
^.^ Nyevew uWu to >w< mawwy xDD with ;;w;; hew though she :3 wouwd >_< entweat; 
Fie on ^w^ hew! ÚwÚ See how xDD beastwy she x3 doth >w< couwt uWu him! 
:33 HOWTENSIO. >w< Wouwd ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd but UwU he ^w^ had :3 quite ;;w;; fowswown! 
:3 Fow me, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may surely :3 keep mine xDD oath, 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be married uWu to a ;;w;; weawtwwy widow 
Ere xDD thwee ^-^ days ^-^ pass, xDD which hath ÚwÚ as long :3 wov'd :33 me 
:33 As ^-^ I have :3 wov'd ^w^ this ÚwÚ pwoud :3 disdainfuw ;;w;; haggawd. 
And ;;w;; so >w< faweweww, :3 Signyiow >_< Wucentio. 
Kindness ^-^ in ^w^ women, UwU nyot their beauteous looks, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >w< win >_> my love; ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my leave, 
^.^ In resolution ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^.^ swowe OwO befowe. x3 Exit 
uWu TWANyIO. Mistress UwU Bianca, bless :33 you xDD with >_< such ^.^ gwace 
:33 As 'longeth uWu to a >w< wovew's xDD bwessed ;;w;; case! 
Nay, ^-^ I have xDD ta'en :33 you >_> nyapping, ÚwÚ gentwe love, 
And have ;;w;; fowswown :33 you xDD with :33 Howtensio. 
uWu BIANCA. Tranio, :33 you >_< jest; but have :33 you x3 both ;;w;; fowswown ÚwÚ me? 
uWu TWANyIO. Mistress, ;;w;; we >w< have. 
:3 WUCENTIO. UwU Then ;;w;; we are ^.^ wid :3 of :3 Wicio. 
uWu TWANyIO. >_< I' faith, he'll have a lusty widow uWu nyow, 
:33 That >_< shaww >_< be >w< woo'd ^-^ and ÚwÚ wedded ^-^ in a ;;w;; day. 
uWu BIANCA. >_> God >w< give xDD him >_> joy! 
uWu TWANyIO. x3 Ay, ^-^ and he'll tame x3 hew. 
uWu BIANCA. He x3 says ;;w;; so, UwU Twanyio. 
uWu TWANyIO. ^-^ Faith, UwU he is ^w^ gonye >_< unto >w< the x3 taming-schoow. 
uWu BIANCA. ^.^ The uWu taming-schoow! ^w^ What, is >w< thewe >_< such a >_> pwace? 
uWu TWANyIO. x3 Ay, mistress; ^-^ and x3 Petwuchio is >w< the uWu mastew, 
:33 That ;;w;; teacheth :33 twicks ;;w;; eweven ^-^ and twenty :33 wong, 
>_< To tame a uWu shwew ^-^ and :3 chawm ;;w;; hew ^.^ chattewing ;;w;; tongue. 

^-^ Entew :3 BIONDEWWO 

uWu BIONDEWWO. O uWu mastew, uWu mastew, have watch'd ;;w;; so long 
:33 That ^-^ I am dog-weary; but :3 at last ^-^ I ^w^ spied 
;;w;; An ancient >w< angew >w< coming OwO down >w< the ^.^ hiww 
Will >_> sewve >w< the x3 tuwn. 
uWu TWANyIO. :3 What is ÚwÚ he, OwO Biondewwo? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. UwU Mastew, a ÚwÚ mewcatante >w< ow a UwU pedant, 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what; but ÚwÚ fowmaw ^-^ in x3 appawew, 
^.^ In OwO gait ^-^ and countenance surely OwO wike a :33 fathew. 
:3 WUCENTIO. And what :3 of :3 him, Tranio? 
uWu TWANyIO. UwU If UwU he >_< be :33 cweduwous ^-^ and xDD twust >_> my ;;w;; tawe, 
>_< I'ww uWu make xDD him ^.^ gwad uWu to seem >w< Vincentio, 
And >w< give :33 assuwance uWu to >_< Baptista ;;w;; Minyowa 
:33 As >_> if UwU he were >w< the >w< wight >_< Vincentio. 
Take ^-^ in ^-^ youw love, ^-^ and :33 then let :33 me alone. 
Exeunt UwU WUCENTIO ^-^ and ;;w;; BIANCA 

^-^ Entew a ^w^ PEDANT 

UwU PEDANT. >_> God >_< save ^.^ you, :33 siw! 
uWu TWANyIO. And ^.^ you, sir; :33 you are x3 wewcome. 
>w< Twavew :33 you far ;;w;; on, >w< ow are :33 you :3 at >w< the xDD fawthest? 
UwU PEDANT. x3 Siw, :3 at >w< the farthest for a week >w< ow ÚwÚ two; 
xDD But :33 then :3 up >_< fawthew, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as far ÚwÚ as ;;w;; Wome; 
And ;;w;; so uWu to :3 Twipowi, >_> if >_> God ^w^ wend :33 me ÚwÚ wife. 
uWu TWANyIO. :3 What countryman, ^-^ I pray? 
UwU PEDANT. Of >w< Mantua. 
uWu TWANyIO. Of Mantua, >_> siw? x3 Mawwy, >_> God xDD fowbid, 
And come uWu to ^.^ Padua, ^-^ cawewess :3 of ^-^ youw life! 
UwU PEDANT. ^w^ My >_< wife, :33 siw! >w< How, ^-^ I pray? :3 Fow ^w^ that :3 goes ;;w;; hawd. 
uWu TWANyIO. 'Tis ÚwÚ death for :33 any >w< onye ^-^ in Mantua 
>_< To come uWu to :3 Padua. x3 Knyow :33 you UwU nyot >w< the ÚwÚ cause? 
;;w;; Youw >w< ships are stay'd :3 at ^.^ Venyice; ^-^ and >w< the Duke, 
:3 Fow private :3 quawwew 'twixt ^-^ youw xDD Duke ^-^ and :3 him, 
uWu Hath ÚwÚ pubwish'd ^-^ and proclaim'd it ^.^ openwy. 
'Tis ;;w;; mawvew- but ^w^ that :33 you are but OwO nyewwy come, 
You :33 might have heard it else proclaim'd UwU about. 
UwU PEDANT. >_> Awas, sir, it is worse for :33 me than so! 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have >w< biwws for ^.^ monyey :3 by exchange 
^w^ Fwom OwO Fwowence, ^-^ and must ÚwÚ hewe >w< dewivew uWu them. 
uWu TWANyIO. xDD Weww, sir, uWu to do :33 you courtesy, 
^.^ This >w< wiww ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, ^-^ and ^w^ this ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> advise >w< you- 
^-^ Fiwst, tell me, have :33 you ^-^ evew OwO been :3 at >_< Pisa? 
UwU PEDANT. x3 Ay, sir, ^-^ in Pisa have ^-^ I x3 often x3 been, 
Pisa x3 wenyownyed for grave >_> citizens. 
uWu TWANyIO. Among them >_< knyow :33 you >w< onye :33 Vincentio? 
UwU PEDANT. ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him not, but ^-^ I have heard :3 of :3 him, 
xDD A merchant :3 of uWu incompawabwe OwO weawth. 
uWu TWANyIO. He is >_> my ^-^ fathew, sir; UwU and, ^w^ sooth uWu to say, 
^.^ In x3 count'nyance ;;w;; somewhat x3 doth resemble ÚwÚ you. 
uWu BIONDEWWO. [Aside] :33 As ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as :3 an >_< appwe x3 doth :3 an ^w^ oystew, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww 
^w^ onye. 
uWu TWANyIO. >_< To >_< save ^-^ youw OwO wife ^-^ in ^w^ this ;;w;; extwemity, 
^.^ This :33 favouw >w< wiww ^-^ I do :33 you for ^.^ his sake; 
And xDD think it UwU nyot >w< the ^-^ wowst :3 of ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw UwU fowtunyes 
:33 That :33 you are OwO wike uWu to :3 Siw >_< Vincentio. 
:33 His name ^-^ and x3 cwedit >_< shaww :33 you ^w^ undewtake, 
And ^-^ in >_> my house :33 you >_< shaww >_< be >_< fwiendwy lodg'd; 
ÚwÚ Wook ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ take upon :33 you ÚwÚ as :33 you x3 shouwd. 
You understand me, ^-^ siw. So >_< shaww :33 you x3 stay 
xDD Tiww :33 you have ^w^ donye ^-^ youw business ^-^ in >w< the UwU city. 
UwU If ^w^ this >_< be x3 couwt'sy, sir, uWu accept :3 of uWu it. 
UwU PEDANT. OwO O, sir, ^-^ I ^w^ do; ^-^ and >w< wiww xDD wepute :33 you ^-^ evew 
^.^ The >w< patwon :3 of >_> my OwO wife ^-^ and ^-^ wibewty. 
uWu TWANyIO. UwU Then ^w^ go xDD with :33 me uWu to uWu make >w< the :3 mattew :33 good. 
This, :3 by >w< the OwO way, ^-^ I let :33 you >_> undewstand: 
^w^ My father is ÚwÚ hewe OwO wook'd for >_> evewy x3 day 
>_< To ^w^ pass :33 assuwance :3 of a >_> dow'w ^-^ in ^-^ mawwiage 
^.^ 'Twixt :33 me ^-^ and >w< onye >_> Baptista's uWu daughtew uWu hewe. 
^.^ In ;;w;; aww uWu these ÚwÚ ciwcumstances >_< I'ww instruct ÚwÚ you. 
:3 Go xDD with :33 me uWu to >_< cwothe :33 you ÚwÚ as UwU becomes ÚwÚ you. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
;;w;; PETWUCHIO'S house 

^-^ Entew :3 KATHEWINyA ^-^ and ^w^ GWUMIO 

GRUMIO. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, xDD fowsooth; ^-^ I dare UwU nyot for >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
KATHERINA. ^.^ The :33 mowe >_> my OwO wwong, >w< the :33 mowe ^.^ his :33 spite ^-^ appeaws. 
^w^ What, >w< did UwU he >w< mawwy :33 me uWu to ^.^ famish ÚwÚ me? 
uWu Beggaws ^w^ that come >_< unto >_> my >_> fathew's :33 doow 
ÚwÚ Upon xDD entweaty have a present alms; 
UwU If not, :33 ewsewhewe :33 they meet xDD with >_< chawity; 
xDD But ;;w;; I, ;;w;; who UwU nyevew ^-^ knyew how uWu to ^.^ entweat, 
>_> Nyow UwU nyevew x3 nyeeded ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^.^ entweat, 
ÚwÚ Am xDD stawv'd for meat, UwU giddy for x3 wack :3 of sleep; 
With :3 oaths ÚwÚ kept ^.^ waking, ^-^ and xDD with brawling >w< fed; 
And ^w^ that xDD which spites :33 me :33 mowe than ;;w;; aww uWu these :33 wants- 
He does it ^.^ undew name :3 of UwU pewfect love; 
:33 As ;;w;; who OwO shouwd say, >_> if ^-^ I OwO shouwd OwO sweep >w< ow ^.^ eat, 
^-^ 'Twewe deadly >_< sicknyess >w< ow else present ^-^ death. 
^-^ I >_> pwithee ^w^ go ^-^ and x3 get :33 me ÚwÚ some x3 wepast; 
^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot x3 what, ;;w;; so it >_< be :33 whowesome food. 
GRUMIO. :3 What say :33 you uWu to a ÚwÚ nyeat's ÚwÚ foot? 
KATHERINA. 'Tis >w< passing ;;w;; good; ^-^ I >_> pwithee let :33 me have uWu it. 
GRUMIO. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw it is x3 too choleric a meat. 
UwU How say :33 you uWu to a ÚwÚ fat >w< twipe UwU finyewy :3 bwoiw'd? 
KATHERINA. ^-^ I OwO wike it :3 weww; ^w^ good >_< Gwumio, fetch it >w< me. 
GRUMIO. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell; ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ chowewic. 
:3 What say :33 you uWu to a piece :3 of beef ^-^ and :3 mustawd? 
KATHERINA. xDD A OwO dish ^w^ that ^-^ I do :33 wove uWu to ;;w;; feed >_> upon. 
GRUMIO. x3 Ay, but >w< the mustard is x3 too hot a little. 
KATHERINA. ^.^ Why :33 then >w< the beef, ^-^ and let >w< the mustard >_> west. 
GRUMIO. Nay, :33 then ^-^ I >w< wiww not; :33 you >_< shaww have >w< the ^w^ mustawd, 
>_> Ow else :33 you x3 get xDD nyo beef :3 of uWu Gwumio. 
KATHERINA. UwU Then both, >w< ow :3 onye, >w< ow anything >w< thou wilt. 
GRUMIO. ^.^ Why :33 then >w< the mustard :33 without >w< the :33 beef. 
KATHERINA. ^.^ Go, x3 get ÚwÚ thee gone, >w< thou x3 fawse :3 dewuding :33 swave, 
[Beats :33 him] 
:33 That feed'st :33 me xDD with >w< the :3 vewy name :3 of meat. 
Sorrow on ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the pack :3 of :33 you 
:33 That ÚwÚ twiumph UwU thus upon >_> my misery! 
^.^ Go, x3 get ÚwÚ thee gone, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 

^-^ Entew :3 PETWUCHIO, ^-^ and xDD HOWTENSIO xDD with ^.^ meat 

PETRUCHIO. UwU How :33 fawes >_> my :3 Kate? ^w^ What, ^.^ sweeting, ;;w;; aww OwO amowt? 
:33 HOWTENSIO. Mistress, what xDD cheew? 
KATHERINA. ^-^ Faith, ÚwÚ as >_< cowd ÚwÚ as ^w^ can OwO be. 
PETRUCHIO. ;;w;; Pwuck :3 up thy >_< spiwits, >w< wook cheerfully upon >w< me. 
>_> Hewe, love, >w< thou ^.^ seest how ÚwÚ diwigent ^-^ I am, 
>_< To dress thy ^.^ meat x3 mysewf, ^-^ and >_< bwing it ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ I am ^.^ suwe, sweet ^-^ Kate, ^w^ this kindness merits >w< thanks. 
^w^ What, UwU nyot a >w< wowd? Nay, :33 then >w< thou lov'st it not, 
And ;;w;; aww >_> my ^-^ pains is sorted uWu to xDD nyo uWu pwoof. 
>_> Hewe, ^w^ take xDD away ^w^ this uWu dish. 
KATHERINA. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, let it ÚwÚ stand. 
PETRUCHIO. ^.^ The :33 poowest UwU sewvice is ^.^ wepaid xDD with thanks; 
And ;;w;; so >_< shaww uWu minye, :33 befowe :33 you >_< touch >w< the meat. 
KATHERINA. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. :3 Signyiow ^-^ Petwuchio, :33 fie! :33 you are uWu to >_> bwame. 
uWu Come, Mistress ^-^ Kate, >_< I'ww ;;w;; beaw :33 you x3 company. 
PETRUCHIO. [Aside] ;;w;; Eat it :3 up >w< aww, ^w^ Howtensio, >_> if >w< thou >_> wovest :3 me.- 
^.^ Much ^w^ good do it >_< unto thy ÚwÚ gentwe >_< heawt! 
^-^ Kate, >w< eat :33 apace. And uWu nyow, >_> my ^-^ honyey love, 
Will ;;w;; we ^w^ wetuwn >_< unto thy >_> fathew's house 
And UwU wevew it ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ bwavewy ÚwÚ as >w< the best, 
With UwU siwken coats ^-^ and caps, ^-^ and xDD gowden xDD wings, 
With ÚwÚ wuffs ^-^ and ÚwÚ cuffs ^-^ and >w< fawthingawes ^-^ and ^.^ things, 
With xDD scawfs ^-^ and ÚwÚ fans ^-^ and >w< doubwe ^w^ change :3 of brav'ry. 
With ^w^ ambew ^.^ bwacewets, :33 beads, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^w^ this knav'ry. 
^w^ What, UwU hast >w< thou >_> din'd? ^.^ The x3 taiwow stays thy ;;w;; weisuwe, 
>_< To OwO deck thy body xDD with ^.^ his >w< wuffwing treasure. 

^-^ Entew xDD TAIWOW 

uWu Come, tailor, let uWu us see uWu these ornaments; 
:3 Way ^-^ fowth >w< the ^w^ gown. 

^-^ Entew OwO HABEWDASHEW 

:3 What OwO nyews xDD with ^.^ you, >_> siw? 
;;w;; HABEWDASHEW. uWu Hewe is >w< the OwO cap ^-^ youw worship >w< did >_< bespeak. 
PETRUCHIO. :3 Why, ^w^ this >_> was ^w^ mouwded on a ;;w;; powwingew; 
xDD A ^-^ vewvet uWu dish. >w< Fie, :33 fie! ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ wewd ^-^ and ^.^ fiwthy; 
:3 Why, ÚwÚ 'tis a cockle >w< ow a walnut-shell, 
xDD A :3 knyack, a ^.^ toy, a >_> twick, a baby's ÚwÚ cap. 
>_> Away xDD with uWu it. uWu Come, let :33 me have a ^.^ biggew. 
KATHERINA. >_< I'ww have xDD nyo bigger; ^w^ this x3 doth >w< fit >w< the time, 
And ÚwÚ gentwewomen >_< weaw >_< such ^w^ caps ÚwÚ as these. 
PETRUCHIO. When :33 you are gentle, :33 you >_< shaww have >w< onye OwO too, 
And UwU nyot :3 tiww ^w^ then. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. [Aside] :33 That >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be ^-^ in >w< haste. 
KATHERINA. :3 Why, sir, ^-^ I xDD twust ^-^ I ^w^ may have uWu weave uWu to uWu speak; 
And UwU speak ^-^ I :3 wiww. ^-^ I am xDD nyo uWu chiwd, xDD nyo uWu babe. 
;;w;; Youw uWu bettews have endur'd :33 me say >_> my >w< mind, 
And >_> if :33 you >_> cannyot, uWu best :33 you >w< stop ^-^ youw ;;w;; eaws. 
^w^ My tongue >w< wiww tell >w< the :33 angew :3 of >_> my heart, 
>_> Ow else >_> my heart, concealing ^w^ it, >w< wiww :3 bweak; 
And :3 wathew than it UwU shaww, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be >w< fwee 
uWu Even uWu to >w< the :33 uttewmost, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I please, ^-^ in :3 wowds. 
PETRUCHIO. :3 Why, >w< thou say'st OwO twue; it is a paltry uWu cap, 
xDD A custard-coffin, a ÚwÚ baubwe, a UwU siwken pie; 
^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee ^w^ weww ^-^ in ^w^ that >w< thou UwU wik'st it uWu nyot. 
KATHERINA. Love :33 me >w< ow :33 wove :33 me not, ^-^ I OwO wike >w< the >_< cap; 
And it ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu have, >w< ow ^-^ I >w< wiww have x3 nyonye. x3 Exit OwO HABEWDASHEW 
PETRUCHIO. >w< Thy :3 gown? :3 Why, ay. uWu Come, tailor, let uWu us uWu see't. 
O >_> mewcy, x3 God! what x3 masquing stuff is :33 hewe? 
What's xDD this? xDD A sleeve? 'Tis OwO wike a ^w^ demi-cannyon. 
^w^ What, :3 up ^-^ and x3 down, >w< cawv'd OwO wike :3 an xDD appwetawt? 
Here's ÚwÚ snyip ^-^ and ^w^ nyip ^-^ and cut ^-^ and >w< swish ^-^ and OwO swash, 
>w< Wike uWu to a :3 censew ^-^ in a ^.^ bawbew's ^-^ shop. 
:3 Why, what a ^.^ deviw's ;;w;; nyame, tailor, call'st >w< thou xDD this? 
:33 HOWTENSIO. [Aside] ^-^ I see she's OwO wike uWu to have ^w^ nyeithew OwO cap >_< nyow ^w^ gown. 
TAILOR. You :33 bid :33 me uWu make it orderly ^-^ and UwU weww, 
^-^ Accowding uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ fashion ^-^ and >w< the time. 
PETRUCHIO. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ and ^w^ did; but >_> if :33 you >_< be >_> wememb'wed, 
^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot :33 bid :33 you :3 maw it uWu to >w< the time. 
^.^ Go, ÚwÚ hop :33 me OwO ovew >_> evewy ^.^ kennyew ;;w;; home, 
:3 Fow :33 you >_< shaww ÚwÚ hop :33 without >_> my :3 custom, ^-^ siw. 
>_< I'ww none :3 of x3 it; hence! uWu make ^-^ youw uWu best :3 of uWu it. 
KATHERINA. ^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw a xDD bettew fashion'd xDD gown, 
x3 Mowe quaint, :33 mowe :33 pweasing, >_< nyow :33 mowe xDD commendabwe; 
:3 Bewike :33 you UwU mean uWu to uWu make a puppet :3 of >w< me. 
PETRUCHIO. :3 Why, OwO twue; UwU he ÚwÚ means uWu to uWu make a puppet :3 of ;;w;; thee. 
TAILOR. ÚwÚ She x3 says ^-^ youw worship ÚwÚ means uWu to uWu make a puppet :3 of x3 hew. 
PETRUCHIO. O monstrous arrogance! Thou :33 wiest, >w< thou ;;w;; thwead, >w< thou 
ÚwÚ thimbwe, 
Thou OwO yawd, :3 thwee-quawtews, ÚwÚ hawf-yawd, x3 quawtew, >w< nyaiw, 
Thou ^w^ fwea, >w< thou :3 nyit, >w< thou ;;w;; wintew-cwicket thou- 
>_< Bwav'd ^-^ in mine ^-^ own house xDD with a skein :3 of :33 thwead! 
:3 Away, >w< thou rag, >w< thou >_> quantity, >w< thou ^w^ wemnyant; 
>_> Ow ^-^ I >_< shaww ;;w;; so OwO bemete ÚwÚ thee xDD with thy ^.^ yawd 
:33 As >w< thou xDD shawt xDD think on xDD pwating whilst >w< thou liv'st! 
^-^ I tell ^-^ thee, ;;w;; I, ^w^ that >w< thou UwU hast ^.^ maww'd ;;w;; hew ^w^ gown. 
TAILOR. ;;w;; Youw worship is deceiv'd; >w< the ÚwÚ gown is uWu made 
>_< Just ÚwÚ as >_> my ^w^ mastew ^w^ had :3 diwection. 
^w^ Gwumio ÚwÚ gave UwU owdew how it OwO shouwd >_< be OwO donye. 
GRUMIO. ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave xDD him xDD nyo UwU owdew; ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave xDD him >w< the >w< stuff. 
TAILOR. xDD But how >w< did :33 you desire it OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ made? 
GRUMIO. x3 Mawwy, sir, xDD with needle ^-^ and OwO thwead. 
TAILOR. xDD But >w< did :33 you UwU nyot :33 wequest uWu to have it ;;w;; cut? 
GRUMIO. Thou UwU hast fac'd uWu many >_< things. 
TAILOR. ^-^ I >w< have. 
GRUMIO. ;;w;; Face UwU nyot >w< me. Thou UwU hast ^.^ bwav'd uWu many men; ^.^ bwave UwU nyot >w< me. ^-^ I 
>w< wiww ^w^ nyeithew >_< be fac'd >_< nyow ^w^ bwav'd. ^-^ I say >_< unto ^-^ thee, ^-^ I :33 bid thy 
^w^ mastew cut :33 out >w< the ;;w;; gown; but ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot :33 bid xDD him cut it uWu to pieces. 
ÚwÚ Ewgo, >w< thou >_< wiest. 
TAILOR. :3 Why, ÚwÚ hewe is >w< the UwU nyote :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ fashion uWu to UwU testify. 
PETRUCHIO. Read uWu it. 
GRUMIO. ^.^ The UwU nyote ^w^ wies :33 in's ;;w;; thwoat, >_> if UwU he say ^-^ I ^-^ said >_< so. 
TAILOR. >_< [Weads] >_> 'Impwimis, a uWu woose-bodied :3 gown'- 
GRUMIO. UwU Mastew, >_> if ^-^ evew ^-^ I ^-^ said uWu woose-bodied xDD gown, ^-^ sew :33 me ^-^ in >w< the 
skirts :3 of it ^-^ and ^-^ beat :33 me uWu to ÚwÚ death xDD with a ÚwÚ bottom :3 of brown bread; ^-^ I 
^-^ said a ^w^ gown. 
PETRUCHIO. ;;w;; Pwoceed. 
TAILOR. >_< [Weads] :33 'With a xDD smaww compass'd ^-^ cape'- 
GRUMIO. ^-^ I x3 confess >w< the x3 cape. 
TAILOR. >_< [Weads] :33 'With a ^-^ twunk sleeve'- 
GRUMIO. ^-^ I x3 confess x3 two sleeves. 
TAILOR. >_< [Weads] ^-^ 'The ;;w;; sweeves :3 cuwiouswy ^-^ cut.' 
PETRUCHIO. x3 Ay, >_< thewe's >w< the UwU viwwainy. 
GRUMIO. Error ^.^ i' >_> th' ;;w;; biww, sir; :3 ewwow ^.^ i' >_> th' bill! ^-^ I >_> commanded >w< the 
;;w;; sweeves OwO shouwd >_< be cut x3 out, ^-^ and >w< sew'd :3 up UwU again; ^-^ and ^w^ that >_< I'ww 
>_< pwove upon ^-^ thee, though thy ^-^ wittwe finger >_< be uWu awmed ^-^ in a ^-^ thimbwe. 
TAILOR. ^.^ This is OwO twue ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 say; :3 an ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in :3 pwace where, >w< thou 
shouldst >_< knyow uWu it. 
GRUMIO. ^-^ I am for ÚwÚ thee xDD stwaight; ^w^ take >w< thou >w< the ;;w;; biww, >w< give :33 me thy 
xDD meteyawd, ^-^ and spare UwU nyot >w< me. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. UwU God-a-mewcy, ^w^ Gwumio! UwU Then UwU he >_< shaww have xDD nyo xDD odds. 
PETRUCHIO. xDD Weww, sir, ^-^ in ^.^ bwief, >w< the ÚwÚ gown is UwU nyot for >w< me. 
GRUMIO. You are ^.^ i' >_> th' >_< wight, sir; ÚwÚ 'tis for >_> my mistress. 
PETRUCHIO. ^.^ Go, ^w^ take it :3 up >_< unto thy uWu mastew's ^w^ use. 
GRUMIO. xDD Viwwain, UwU nyot for thy life! Take :3 up >_> my uWu mistwess' ÚwÚ gown for 
thy uWu mastew's :33 use! 
PETRUCHIO. :3 Why, sir, what's ^-^ youw ^w^ conceit ^-^ in that? 
GRUMIO. OwO O, sir, >w< the ^w^ conceit is ;;w;; deepew than :33 you xDD think >_< fow. 
Take :3 up >_> my uWu mistwess' ÚwÚ gown uWu to ^.^ his uWu mastew's :33 use! 
O >_< fie, >_< fie, :33 fie! 
PETRUCHIO. [Aside] ^w^ Howtensio, say >w< thou OwO wiwt see >w< the x3 taiwow xDD paid.- 
:3 Go ^w^ take it OwO hence; >_< be gone, ^-^ and say xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. xDD Taiwow, >_< I'ww ^-^ pay ÚwÚ thee for thy ÚwÚ gown UwU to-mowwow; 
Take xDD nyo >w< unkindnyess :3 of ^.^ his hasty :3 wowds. 
:3 Away, ^-^ I :3 say; >w< commend :33 me uWu to thy ÚwÚ mastew. x3 Exit xDD TAIWOW 
PETRUCHIO. xDD Weww, come, >_> my UwU Kate; ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_< unto ^-^ youw >_> fathew's 
uWu Even ^-^ in uWu these uWu honyest UwU mean >_< habiwiments; 
>_< Ouw UwU puwses >_< shaww >_< be :3 pwoud, x3 ouw ÚwÚ gawments OwO poow; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the ;;w;; mind ^w^ that ^-^ makes >w< the body ÚwÚ wich; 
And ÚwÚ as >w< the sun x3 bweaks through >w< the ^.^ dawkest :33 cwouds, 
So >w< honyouw peereth ^-^ in >w< the meanest UwU habit. 
^w^ What, is >w< the jay :33 mowe ;;w;; pwecious than >w< the lark 
Because ^.^ his feathers are :33 mowe beautiful? 
>_> Ow is >w< the :3 addew xDD bettew than >w< the >w< eew 
Because ^.^ his painted ^-^ skin ^w^ contents >w< the >w< eye? 
O uWu nyo, ^w^ good UwU Kate; ^w^ nyeithew UwU awt >w< thou >w< the worse 
:3 Fow ^w^ this x3 poow ^-^ fuwnyituwe ^-^ and UwU mean array. 
UwU If >w< thou >w< account'st it >w< shame, lay it on x3 me; 
And x3 thewefowe UwU fwowic; ;;w;; we >w< wiww hence forthwith 
>_< To xDD feast ^-^ and >_> spowt uWu us :3 at thy >_> fathew's ^w^ house. 
:3 Go UwU caww >_> my men, ^-^ and let uWu us straight uWu to xDD him; 
And >_< bwing x3 ouw :3 howses >_< unto x3 Wong-wanye >_> end; 
;;w;; Thewe >w< wiww ;;w;; we ^.^ mount, ^-^ and ^.^ thithew ^.^ wawk on foot. 
xDD Wet's ÚwÚ see; ^-^ I xDD think ÚwÚ 'tis now ÚwÚ some seven >_< o'cwock, 
And ^w^ weww ;;w;; we ^w^ may come >w< thewe :3 by ÚwÚ dinnyew-time. 
KATHERINA. ^-^ I dare >_> assuwe ^.^ you, sir, ÚwÚ 'tis almost xDD two, 
And 'twill >_< be ^-^ suppew-time ^-^ ewe :33 you come >w< thewe. 
PETRUCHIO. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be seven ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^w^ go uWu to horse. 
ÚwÚ Wook what ^-^ I :3 speak, >w< ow ÚwÚ do, >w< ow xDD think uWu to ÚwÚ do, 
You are OwO stiww ^-^ cwossing uWu it. UwU Siws, let 't ^.^ awonye; 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ go xDD to-day; ^-^ and ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, 
>_> It >_< shaww >_< be what x3 o'cwock ^-^ I say it ^.^ is. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. :3 Why, ;;w;; so ^w^ this gallant >w< wiww UwU command >w< the :3 sun. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
:3 Padua. :3 Befowe ;;w;; BAPTISTA'S house 

^-^ Entew :33 TWANyIO ÚwÚ as >_< WUCENTIO, ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ PEDANT ^w^ dwessed OwO wike ^.^ VINCENTIO 

uWu TWANyIO. x3 Siw, ^w^ this is >w< the house; UwU pwease it :33 you ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 caww? 
UwU PEDANT. x3 Ay, what else? And, but ^-^ I >_< be deceived, 
:3 Signyiow >_< Baptista ^w^ may remember :33 me 
Near twenty xDD yeaws ^-^ ago ^-^ in Genoa, 
;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; we were :33 wodgews :3 at >w< the >_< Pegasus. 
uWu TWANyIO. 'Tis :3 weww; ^-^ and hold ^-^ youw OwO own, ^-^ in :33 any case, 
With >_< such ;;w;; austewity ÚwÚ as ^w^ wongeth uWu to a :33 fathew. 

^-^ Entew :3 BIONDEWWO 

UwU PEDANT. ^-^ I warrant ÚwÚ you. >w< But, sir, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes ^-^ youw :3 boy; 
^-^ 'Twewe ^w^ good UwU he were xDD schoow'd. 
uWu TWANyIO. Fear :33 you UwU nyot ^-^ him. x3 Siwwah >_> Biondewwo, 
:3 Nyow do ^-^ youw >_> duty >_< thwoughwy, ^-^ I >_> advise ÚwÚ you. 
Imagine x3 'twewe >w< the >w< wight >_< Vincentio. 
uWu BIONDEWWO. :3 Tut, ^w^ feaw UwU nyot >w< me. 
uWu TWANyIO. xDD But UwU hast >w< thou ^w^ donye thy ^w^ ewwand uWu to UwU Baptista? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. ^-^ I >_< towd xDD him ^w^ that ^-^ youw father >_> was :3 at Venice, 
And ^w^ that :33 you OwO wook'd for xDD him ^w^ this x3 day ^-^ in :3 Padua. 
uWu TWANyIO. >w< Th'awt a xDD taww >_> fewwow; hold ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that uWu to xDD dwink. 
uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< Baptista. ^-^ Set ^-^ youw ÚwÚ countenyance, ^-^ siw. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ BAPTISTA, ^-^ and UwU WUCENTIO ÚwÚ as ^.^ CAMBIO 

:3 Signyiow Baptista, :33 you are ^.^ happiwy uWu met. 
^w^ [To >_< To >w< the PEDANT] x3 Siw, ^w^ this is >w< the gentleman ^-^ I >_< towd :33 you OwO of; 
^-^ I pray :33 you >_< stand ^w^ good father uWu to :33 me OwO nyow; 
^w^ Give :33 me Bianca for >_> my >_< patwimony. 
UwU PEDANT. ^w^ Soft, OwO son! 
x3 Siw, :3 by ^-^ youw :3 weave: having come uWu to Padua 
>_< To xDD gathew ^-^ in ÚwÚ some debts, >_> my ^-^ son >_> Wucentio 
^-^ Made :33 me xDD acquainted xDD with a weighty >_< cause 
Of :33 wove between ^-^ youw uWu daughtew ^-^ and ^.^ himsewf; 
xDD And- for >w< the ^w^ good >_< wepowt ^-^ I >_> heaw :3 of ^.^ you, 
And for >w< the :33 wove UwU he :33 beaweth uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew, 
And she uWu to :3 him- uWu to x3 stay xDD him UwU nyot x3 too :33 wong, 
^-^ I am :33 content, ^-^ in a ^w^ good >_> fathew's ^-^ cawe, 
>_< To have xDD him uWu match'd; UwU and, >_> if :33 you UwU pwease uWu to OwO wike 
:33 Nyo worse than ;;w;; I, upon ÚwÚ some agreement 
;;w;; Me >_< shaww :33 you find ready ^-^ and OwO wiwwing 
With >w< onye consent uWu to have ;;w;; hew ;;w;; so :3 bestow'd; 
:3 Fow ^.^ cuwious ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< be xDD with ^.^ you, 
:3 Signyiow Baptista, :3 of whom ^-^ I >_> heaw ;;w;; so ^.^ weww. 
:3 BAPTISTA. x3 Siw, >w< pawdon :33 me ^-^ in what ^-^ I have uWu to ÚwÚ say. 
;;w;; Youw ^.^ pwainnyess ^-^ and ^-^ youw OwO showtnyess UwU pwease :33 me ^.^ weww. 
Right OwO twue it is ^-^ youw ^-^ son >_> Wucentio ÚwÚ hewe 
^.^ Doth :33 wove >_> my ;;w;; daughtew, ^-^ and she xDD woveth :3 him, 
>_> Ow x3 both x3 dissembwe deeply their UwU affections; 
And >_< thewefowe, >_> if :33 you say xDD nyo :33 mowe than ^w^ this, 
:33 That OwO wike a father :33 you >w< wiww ^.^ deaw xDD with :3 him, 
And ^w^ pass >_> my uWu daughtew a UwU sufficient dower, 
^.^ The ^.^ match is x3 made, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww is >_< donye- 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ son >_< shaww have >_> my uWu daughtew xDD with uWu consent. 
uWu TWANyIO. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. ;;w;; Whewe :33 then do :33 you >_< knyow uWu best 
OwO We >_< be affied, ^-^ and >_< such :33 assuwance xDD ta'en 
:33 As >_< shaww xDD with OwO eithew >w< pawt's agreement :33 stand? 
:3 BAPTISTA. uWu Nyot ^-^ in >_> my uWu house, x3 Wucentio, for :33 you >_< knyow 
x3 Pitchews have >_> eaws, ^-^ and ^-^ I have uWu many x3 sewvants; 
:33 Besides, old ÚwÚ Gwemio is xDD heawk'nying ^.^ stiww, 
And ^.^ happiwy ;;w;; we :33 might >_< be OwO intewwupted. 
uWu TWANyIO. UwU Then :3 at >_> my ^w^ wodging, :3 an it OwO wike ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; Thewe x3 doth >_> my father >_< wie; ^-^ and >w< thewe ^w^ this night 
>w< We'ww ^w^ pass >w< the business uWu pwivatewy ^-^ and ^.^ weww. 
uWu Send for ^-^ youw uWu daughtew :3 by ^-^ youw servant >_> hewe; 
^w^ My :33 boy >_< shaww fetch >w< the ^-^ scwivenyew ^-^ pwesentwy. 
^.^ The ^-^ wowst is ^w^ this, ^w^ that :3 at ;;w;; so slender :3 wawnying 
You are OwO wike uWu to have a >w< thin ^-^ and slender pittance. 
:3 BAPTISTA. >_> It >w< wikes :33 me ^.^ weww. x3 Cambio, >_< hie :33 you ;;w;; home, 
And :33 bid Bianca uWu make ;;w;; hew ready xDD stwaight; 
And, >_> if :33 you will, tell what hath ^w^ happenyed- 
uWu Wucentio's father is ;;w;; awwiv'd ^-^ in ^.^ Padua, 
And how she's OwO wike uWu to >_< be uWu Wucentio's ÚwÚ wife. x3 Exit UwU WUCENTIO 
uWu BIONDEWWO. ^-^ I pray >w< the UwU gods she ;;w;; may, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< heawt. 
uWu TWANyIO. OwO Dawwy UwU nyot xDD with >w< the gods, but x3 get ÚwÚ thee gone. 
x3 Exit :3 BIONDEWWO 
:3 Signyiow Baptista, >_< shaww ^-^ I ÚwÚ wead >w< the >_> way? 
UwU Wewcome! uWu Onye :3 mess is OwO wike uWu to >_< be ^-^ youw xDD cheew; 
uWu Come, sir; ;;w;; we >w< wiww xDD bettew it ^-^ in ^-^ Pisa. 
:3 BAPTISTA. ^-^ I x3 fowwow ÚwÚ you. Exeunt 

^-^ We-entew UwU WUCENTIO ÚwÚ as ^-^ CAMBIO, ^-^ and :3 BIONDEWWO 

uWu BIONDEWWO. OwO Cambio. 
:3 WUCENTIO. :3 What say'st UwU thou, OwO Biondewwo? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. You OwO saw >_> my ^w^ mastew uWu wink ^-^ and ÚwÚ waugh upon :33 you? 
:3 WUCENTIO. >_> Biondewwo, what :3 of that? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. ^-^ Faith, :3 nyothing; but has UwU weft :33 me ÚwÚ hewe x3 behind uWu to expound 
>w< the >_> meanying >w< ow ÚwÚ mowaw :3 of ^.^ his signs ^-^ and uWu tokens. 
:3 WUCENTIO. ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee moralize uWu them. 
uWu BIONDEWWO. UwU Then UwU thus: >_< Baptista is UwU safe, x3 tawking xDD with >w< the deceiving 
father :3 of a x3 deceitfuw ;;w;; son. 
:3 WUCENTIO. And what :3 of him? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. :33 His uWu daughtew is uWu to >_< be brought :3 by :33 you uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ suppew. 
:3 WUCENTIO. And then? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. ^.^ The old >_< pwiest :3 at ^-^ Saint ;;w;; Wuke's :3 chuwch is :3 at ^-^ youw UwU command 
:3 at ;;w;; aww hours. 
:3 WUCENTIO. And what :3 of ;;w;; aww xDD this? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ teww, except :33 they are busied uWu about a 
counterfeit assurance. Take ^-^ youw :33 assuwance :3 of >w< hew, UwU cum privilegio 
:3 ad UwU impwimendum solum; uWu to >_> th' :3 chuwch ^w^ take >w< the >_< pwiest, clerk, ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ some UwU sufficient uWu honyest witnesses. 
UwU If ^w^ this >_< be UwU nyot ^w^ that :33 you >w< wook ^-^ fow, ^-^ I have :33 mowe uWu to say, 
xDD But :33 bid Bianca >_< faweweww for ^-^ evew ^-^ and a ;;w;; day. 
:3 WUCENTIO. ^w^ Heaw'st UwU thou, OwO Biondewwo? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tarry. ^-^ I ^-^ knyew a :3 wench married ^-^ in :3 an xDD aftewnyoon 
ÚwÚ as she UwU went uWu to >w< the OwO gawden for xDD pawswey uWu to stuff a ^.^ wabbit; ^-^ and ;;w;; so 
^w^ may ^.^ you, sir; ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^w^ adieu, ^-^ siw. ^w^ My ^w^ mastew hath uWu appointed :33 me uWu to 
^w^ go uWu to ^-^ Saint ;;w;; Wuke's uWu to :33 bid >w< the >_< pwiest >_< be ready uWu to come ÚwÚ against :33 you 
come xDD with ^-^ youw ^w^ appendix. 
x3 Exit 
:3 WUCENTIO. ^-^ I ^w^ may ^-^ and will, >_> if she >_< be ;;w;; so >_> contented. 
ÚwÚ She >w< wiww >_< be pleas'd; :33 then wherefore OwO shouwd ^-^ I x3 doubt? 
Hap what >_< hap ;;w;; may, >_< I'ww >_> woundwy ^w^ go uWu about :3 hew; 
>_> It >_< shaww ^w^ go :33 hawd >_> if xDD Cambio ^w^ go :33 without x3 hew. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
xDD A ÚwÚ pubwic road 

^-^ Entew :3 PETWUCHIO, ^.^ KATHEWINyA, ^.^ HOWTENSIO, ^-^ and :33 SEWVANTS 

PETRUCHIO. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, a God's name; once :33 mowe ^.^ towawd x3 ouw ^.^ fathew's. 
Good Lord, how OwO bwight ^-^ and goodly uWu shinyes >w< the >_> moon! 
KATHERINA. ^.^ The xDD moon? ^.^ The ^-^ sun! >_> It is UwU nyot :33 moonwight UwU nyow. 
PETRUCHIO. ^-^ I say it is >w< the moon ^w^ that uWu shinyes ;;w;; so ^.^ bwight. 
KATHERINA. ^-^ I >_< knyow it is >w< the sun ^w^ that uWu shinyes ;;w;; so ^.^ bwight. 
PETRUCHIO. :3 Nyow :3 by >_> my xDD mothew's son, ^-^ and UwU that's x3 mysewf, 
>_> It >_< shaww >_< be moon, >w< ow OwO staw, >w< ow what ^-^ I >w< wist, 
>_> Ow ^-^ ewe ^-^ I UwU jouwnyey uWu to ^-^ youw >_> fathew's ^w^ house. 
:3 Go on ^-^ and fetch x3 ouw :3 howses >_< back again. 
:33 Evewmowe >w< cwoss'd ^-^ and uWu cwoss'd; OwO nyothing but cross'd! 
:33 HOWTENSIO. Say ÚwÚ as UwU he x3 says, >w< ow ;;w;; we >_< shaww UwU nyevew ^w^ go. 
KATHERINA. ÚwÚ Fowwawd, ^-^ I pray, >_> since ;;w;; we have come ;;w;; so far, 
And >_< be it moon, >w< ow sun, >w< ow what :33 you >w< pwease; 
And >_> if :33 you UwU pwease uWu to UwU caww it a ;;w;; wush-candwe, 
>_> Hencefowth ^-^ I OwO vow it >_< shaww >_< be ;;w;; so for >w< me. 
PETRUCHIO. ^-^ I say it is >w< the x3 moon. 
KATHERINA. ^-^ I >_< knyow it is >w< the x3 moon. 
PETRUCHIO. Nay, :33 then :33 you >_< wie; it is >w< the xDD bwessed :3 sun. 
KATHERINA. OwO Then, >_> God >_< be bless'd, it is >w< the xDD bwessed x3 sun; 
xDD But sun it is not, uWu when :33 you say it is not; 
And >w< the moon ^w^ changes uWu even ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw :3 mind. 
:3 What :33 you >w< wiww have it nam'd, uWu even ^w^ that it UwU is, 
And ;;w;; so it >_< shaww >_< be ;;w;; so for >_> Kathewinye. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^-^ Petwuchio, ^w^ go thy OwO ways, >w< the field is ^.^ won. 
PETRUCHIO. xDD Weww, :33 fowwawd, ;;w;; fowwawd! UwU thus >w< the UwU boww OwO shouwd >w< wun, 
And UwU nyot unluckily ÚwÚ against >w< the ;;w;; bias. 
>w< But, >_> soft! >w< Company is >w< coming uWu hewe. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ VINCENTIO 

^w^ [To VINCENTIO] ^.^ Good-mowwow, ÚwÚ gentwe mistress; >w< whewe away?- 
Tell me, sweet ^-^ Kate, ^-^ and tell :33 me >_< twuwy OwO too, 
Hast >w< thou ^-^ behewd a ÚwÚ fweshew ^-^ gentwewoman? 
>_> Such ^-^ waw :3 of ^w^ white ^-^ and ^.^ wed >_> within ;;w;; hew ;;w;; cheeks! 
:3 What stars do ÚwÚ spangwe :3 heaven xDD with >_< such beauty 
:33 As those x3 two ^.^ eyes ^-^ become ^w^ that uWu heavenwy xDD face? 
:33 Faiw ^-^ wovewy >_> maid, once :33 mowe ^w^ good x3 day uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ Sweet ^-^ Kate, embrace ;;w;; hew for ;;w;; hew >w< beauty's >_< sake. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. >w< 'A >w< wiww uWu make >w< the man >_> mad, uWu to uWu make a woman :3 of ^-^ him. 
KATHERINA. Young OwO budding virgin, ^.^ faiw ^-^ and >_> fwesh ^-^ and >w< sweet, 
uWu Whithew uWu away, >w< ow >w< whewe is thy >_> abode? 
x3 Happy >w< the parents :3 of ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw a :3 chiwd; 
ÚwÚ Happiew >w< the man whom ÚwÚ favouwabwe stars 
Allots ÚwÚ thee for ^.^ his ^-^ wovewy >w< bed-fewwow. 
PETRUCHIO. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, ^-^ Kate, ^-^ I hope >w< thou UwU awt UwU nyot >_< mad! 
^.^ This is a ;;w;; man, >_< owd, >w< wwinkwed, faded, withered, 
And UwU nyot a >_> maiden, ÚwÚ as >w< thou ^w^ sayst UwU he ^.^ is. 
KATHERINA. ^w^ Pawdon, old ^-^ fathew, >_> my mistaking uWu eyes, 
:33 That have OwO been ;;w;; so ;;w;; bedazzwed xDD with >w< the sun 
:33 That ;;w;; evewything ^-^ I >w< wook on uWu seemeth green; 
:3 Nyow ^-^ I :3 pewceive >w< thou UwU awt a reverend :33 fathew. 
^w^ Pawdon, ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, for >_> my uWu mad ÚwÚ mistaking. 
PETRUCHIO. ÚwÚ Do, ^w^ good old grandsire, ^-^ and >_< withaw uWu make known 
Which x3 way >w< thou :33 twavewwest- >_> if :3 awong xDD with us, 
OwO We >_< shaww >_< be joyful :3 of thy x3 company. 
VINCENTIO. :33 Faiw sir, ^-^ and :33 you >_> my uWu mewwy mistress, 
:33 That xDD with ^-^ youw ^-^ stwange ^w^ encountew ÚwÚ much OwO amaz'd me, 
^w^ My name is call'd >w< Vincentio, >_> my dwelling Pisa, 
And ^.^ bound ^-^ I am uWu to ^.^ Padua, >w< thewe uWu to ^-^ visit 
xDD A ^-^ son :3 of uWu minye, xDD which long ^-^ I have UwU nyot :3 seen. 
PETRUCHIO. :3 What is ^.^ his ;;w;; nyame? 
VINCENTIO. x3 Wucentio, ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ siw. 
PETRUCHIO. uWu Happiwy met; >w< the uWu happiew for thy ;;w;; son. 
And now :3 by uWu waw, ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as reverend :3 age, 
^-^ I ^w^ may :3 entitwe ÚwÚ thee >_> my >_> woving ^.^ fathew: 
^.^ The ;;w;; sistew uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ wife, ^w^ this gentlewoman, 
>w< Thy ^-^ son :3 by ^w^ this hath married. >_< Wondew not, 
>_> Nyow >_< be UwU nyot grieved- she is :3 of ^w^ good esteem, 
ÚwÚ Hew ^.^ dowwy ^w^ weawthy, ^-^ and :3 of ^-^ wowthy xDD biwth; 
uWu Beside, ;;w;; so >_< quawified ÚwÚ as ^w^ may ÚwÚ beseem 
^.^ The :33 spouse :3 of :33 any ^-^ nyobwe xDD gentweman. 
Let :33 me embrace xDD with old Vincentio; 
And wander ;;w;; we uWu to see thy uWu honyest son, 
>_< Who >w< wiww :3 of thy >w< awwivaw >_< be full joyous. 
VINCENTIO. xDD But is ^w^ this OwO twue; >w< ow is it else ^-^ youw ^.^ pweasuwe, 
>w< Wike :3 pweasant uWu twavewwews, uWu to x3 bweak a >w< jest 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the company :33 you ÚwÚ ovewtake? 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^-^ I do >_> assuwe ^-^ thee, ^-^ fathew, ;;w;; so it ^.^ is. 
PETRUCHIO. uWu Come, ^w^ go uWu awong, ^-^ and see >w< the >_> twuth ^w^ heweof; 
:3 Fow x3 ouw >_> fiwst merriment hath uWu made ÚwÚ thee :33 jeawous. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but xDD HOWTENSIO 
:33 HOWTENSIO. xDD Weww, ^-^ Petwuchio, ^w^ this has put :33 me ^-^ in >w< heawt. 
>_< Have uWu to >_> my widow; ^-^ and >_> if she >_< be >w< fwowawd, 
UwU Then UwU hast >w< thou ^-^ taught UwU Howtensio uWu to >_< be ^w^ untowawd. x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
:3 Padua. :3 Befowe uWu WUCENTIO'S house 

^-^ Entew xDD BIONDEWWO, >_< WUCENTIO, ^-^ and OwO BIANCA; GREMIO is :33 out :33 befowe 

uWu BIONDEWWO. OwO Softwy ^-^ and :33 swiftwy, sir, for >w< the >_< pwiest is OwO weady. 
:3 WUCENTIO. ^-^ I UwU fwy, >_> Biondewwo; but :33 they ^w^ may >_> chance uWu to need >w< the :3 at 
;;w;; home, x3 thewefowe uWu weave :33 us. 
uWu BIONDEWWO. Nay, faith, >_< I'ww see >w< the :3 chuwch a ^-^ youw OwO back, ^-^ and :33 then 
come >_< back uWu to >_> my uWu mastew's ÚwÚ as UwU soon ÚwÚ as ^-^ I xDD can. 
Exeunt >_< WUCENTIO, uWu BIANCA, ^-^ and :3 BIONDEWWO 
>_< GWEMIO. ^-^ I :3 mawvew xDD Cambio ÚwÚ comes UwU nyot ;;w;; aww ^w^ this while. 

^-^ Entew :3 PETWUCHIO, ^.^ KATHEWINyA, OwO VINCENTIO, >_< GWUMIO, 
^-^ and x3 ATTENDANTS 

PETRUCHIO. x3 Siw, >_> hewe's >w< the >w< doow; ^w^ this is uWu Wucentio's house; 
^w^ My >_> fathew's >_< beaws :33 mowe ^.^ towawd >w< the UwU mawket-pwace; 
x3 Thithew must ;;w;; I, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I uWu weave ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
VINCENTIO. You >_< shaww UwU nyot uWu choose but drink :33 befowe :33 you go; 
^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU command ^-^ youw >_< wewcome ;;w;; hewe, 
And :3 by ;;w;; aww ^w^ wikewihood ÚwÚ some :3 cheew is >w< towawd. >_> [Knyocks] 
>_< GWEMIO. x3 They'we >w< busy OwO within; :33 you were uWu best uWu knyock >_> woudew. 
^w^ [PEDANT OwO wooks :33 out :3 of >w< the >_> window] 
UwU PEDANT. What's UwU he ^w^ that UwU knyocks ÚwÚ as UwU he :3 wouwd ^-^ beat OwO down >w< the gate? 
VINCENTIO. Is :3 Signyiow >_> Wucentio ;;w;; within, >_> siw? 
UwU PEDANT. He's ;;w;; within, sir, but UwU nyot uWu to >_< be ^-^ spoken withal. 
VINCENTIO. :3 What >_> if a man >_< bwing xDD him a x3 hundwed ^-^ pound >w< ow x3 two uWu to uWu make 
uWu mewwy ;;w;; withaw? 
UwU PEDANT. uWu Keep ^-^ youw x3 hundwed >w< pounds uWu to :33 youwsewf; UwU he >_< shaww need none ;;w;; so 
long ÚwÚ as ^-^ I xDD wive. 
PETRUCHIO. Nay, ^-^ I >_< towd :33 you ^-^ youw ^-^ son >_> was ^w^ weww :3 bewoved ^-^ in :3 Padua. :3 Do 
:33 you uWu heaw, >_> siw? >_< To uWu weave UwU fwivowous circumstances, ^-^ I pray :33 you tell 
:3 Signyiow >_> Wucentio ^w^ that ^.^ his father is come OwO fwom Pisa, ^-^ and is ÚwÚ hewe 
:3 at >w< the :33 doow uWu to UwU speak xDD with ^-^ him. 
UwU PEDANT. Thou >w< wiest: ^.^ his father is come OwO fwom ^.^ Padua, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe :33 wooking 
:33 out :3 at >w< the ^w^ window. 
VINCENTIO. ^-^ Awt >w< thou ^.^ his father? 
UwU PEDANT. x3 Ay, sir; ;;w;; so ^.^ his mother x3 says, >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ may xDD bewieve x3 hew. 
PETRUCHIO. ^w^ [To VINCENTIO] :3 Why, how uWu nyow, >_< gentweman! 
:3 Why, ^w^ this is >_> fwat OwO knyavewy uWu to ^w^ take upon :33 you uWu anyothew man's name. 
UwU PEDANT. :3 Way >w< hands on >w< the >_< viwwain; ^-^ I xDD bewieve x3 'a ÚwÚ means uWu to >_< cozen 
somebody ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO city ^.^ undew >_> my OwO countenyance. 

^-^ We-entew :3 BIONDEWWO 

uWu BIONDEWWO. ^-^ I have seen them ^-^ in >w< the :3 chuwch together. >_> God ^.^ send >w< 'em 
^w^ good shipping! xDD But ;;w;; who is :33 hewe? Mine old uWu mastew, ;;w;; Vicentio! :3 Nyow ;;w;; we 
are ;;w;; undonye ^-^ and brought uWu to >w< nyothing. 
VINCENTIO. [Seeing BIONDELLO] ^w^ Come hither, ^w^ cwack-hemp. 
uWu BIONDEWWO. ^-^ I hope ^-^ I ^w^ may ^-^ choose, ^-^ siw. 
VINCENTIO. ^w^ Come hither, :33 you rogue. ^w^ What, have :33 you :3 fowgot ÚwÚ me? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. Forgot >_> you! x3 Nyo, ^-^ siw. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot forget ^.^ you, for ^-^ I UwU nyevew 
OwO saw :33 you :33 befowe ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
VINCENTIO. ^w^ What, :33 you OwO nyotowious villain, didst >w< thou UwU nyevew see thy 
uWu mastew's ^-^ fathew, :33 Vincentio? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. ^w^ What, >_> my old ^-^ wowshipfuw old master? ^w^ Yes, x3 mawwy, sir; see 
>w< whewe UwU he OwO wooks :33 out :3 of >w< the ^w^ window. 
VINCENTIO. Is't ;;w;; so, :33 indeed? UwU [He xDD beats BIONDELLO] 
uWu BIONDEWWO. x3 Hewp, UwU hewp, xDD hewp! Here's a :33 madman >w< wiww ^.^ muwdew >w< me. 
x3 Exit 
UwU PEDANT. x3 Hewp, OwO son! UwU hewp, :3 Signyiow :3 Baptista! x3 Exit OwO fwom ^w^ above 
PETRUCHIO. xDD Pwithee, ^-^ Kate, let's >_< stand :33 aside ^-^ and see >w< the UwU end :3 of ^w^ this 
controversy. ;;w;; [They >_< stand >_< aside] 

^-^ We-entew ^w^ PEDANT uWu bewow; ÚwÚ BAPTISTA, ^-^ TWANyIO, ^-^ and :33 SEWVANTS 

uWu TWANyIO. x3 Siw, what are :33 you ^w^ that x3 offew uWu to ^-^ beat >_> my OwO sewvant? 
VINCENTIO. :3 What am ;;w;; I, >_> siw? Nay, what are ^.^ you, >_> siw? O immortal UwU gods! 
O UwU finye >w< viwwain! xDD A UwU siwken :33 doubwet, a ^-^ vewvet hose, a scarlet x3 cwoak, 
^-^ and a ÚwÚ copatain ^w^ hat! OwO O, ^-^ I am :33 undonye! ^-^ I am :33 undonye! uWu Whiwe ^-^ I uWu pway >w< the 
^w^ good :3 husband :3 at ;;w;; home, >_> my ^-^ son ^-^ and >_> my servant ÚwÚ spend ;;w;; aww :3 at >w< the 
x3 unyivewsity. 
uWu TWANyIO. UwU How OwO nyow! what's >w< the x3 mattew? 
:3 BAPTISTA. ^w^ What, is >w< the man ÚwÚ wunyatic? 
uWu TWANyIO. x3 Siw, :33 you seem a sober ancient gentleman :3 by ^-^ youw habit, but 
^-^ youw >_> wowds ^w^ show :33 you a >w< madman. :3 Why, sir, what >_> 'cewns it :33 you >_> if ^-^ I 
>_< weaw >_< peaww ^-^ and UwU gowd? ^-^ I UwU thank >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ fathew, ^-^ I am able uWu to 
>_> maintain uWu it. 
VINCENTIO. >w< Thy >w< fathew! O >w< viwwain! UwU he is a sailmaker ^-^ in >w< Bewgamo. 
:3 BAPTISTA. You >_> mistake, sir; :33 you >_> mistake, ^-^ siw. Pray, what do :33 you 
xDD think is ^.^ his ;;w;; nyame? 
VINCENTIO. :33 His x3 nyame! :33 As >_> if ^-^ I ^-^ knyew UwU nyot ^.^ his x3 nyame! ^-^ I have brought xDD him 
:3 up ^-^ evew >_> since UwU he >_> was xDD thwee xDD yeaws >_< owd, ^-^ and ^.^ his name is UwU Twanyio. 
UwU PEDANT. :3 Away, uWu away, uWu mad >_> ass! :33 His name is x3 Wucentio; ^-^ and UwU he is mine 
:3 onwy son, ^-^ and >_< heiw uWu to >w< the >_< wands :3 of me, :3 Signyiow Vicentio. 
VINCENTIO. >_> Wucentio! OwO O, UwU he hath :3 muwd'wed ^.^ his >_< mastew! :3 Way hold on 
:3 him, ^-^ I charge ^.^ you, ^-^ in >w< the Duke's name. OwO O, >_> my son, >_> my OwO son! Tell 
me, >w< thou villain, >w< whewe is >_> my son, ^-^ Wucentio? 
uWu TWANyIO. x3 Caww ^-^ fowth :3 an uWu officew. 

^-^ Entew >w< onye xDD with :3 an OwO OFFICEW 

>w< Cawwy ^w^ this uWu mad ÚwÚ knyave uWu to >w< the gaol. >_< Fathew Baptista, ^-^ I charge :33 you 
see ^w^ that UwU he >_< be :33 fowthcoming. 
VINCENTIO. >w< Cawwy :33 me uWu to >w< the UwU gaow! 
>_< GWEMIO. Stay, UwU Officew; UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyot ^w^ go uWu to xDD pwison. 
:3 BAPTISTA. ^w^ Tawk not, :3 Signyiow :33 Gwemio; ^-^ I say UwU he >_< shaww ^w^ go uWu to xDD pwison. 
>_< GWEMIO. Take ^-^ heed, :3 Signyiow Baptista, >_> west :33 you >_< be cony-catch'd ^-^ in 
^w^ this uWu businyess; ^-^ I dare xDD sweaw ^w^ this is >w< the >w< wight >_< Vincentio. 
UwU PEDANT. ;;w;; Sweaw >_> if >w< thou ^w^ daw'st. 
>_< GWEMIO. Nay, ^-^ I dare UwU nyot xDD sweaw uWu it. 
uWu TWANyIO. UwU Then >w< thou ^-^ wewt uWu best say ^w^ that ^-^ I am UwU nyot >_< Wucentio. 
>_< GWEMIO. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee uWu to >_< be :3 Signyiow >_< Wucentio. 
:3 BAPTISTA. >_> Away xDD with >w< the UwU dotawd; uWu to >w< the >_> gaow xDD with uWu him! 
VINCENTIO. Thus strangers ^w^ may >_< be :33 haw'd ^-^ and ÚwÚ abus'd. O monstrous 
>w< viwwain! 

^-^ We-entew xDD BIONDEWWO, xDD with UwU WUCENTIO ^-^ and ;;w;; BIANCA 

uWu BIONDEWWO. OwO O, ;;w;; we are UwU spoiw'd; ^-^ and :3 yondew UwU he ^.^ is! Deny :3 him, forswear 
:3 him, >w< ow else ;;w;; we are ;;w;; aww ^.^ undonye. 
Exeunt xDD BIONDEWWO, ^-^ TWANyIO, ^-^ and >_> PEDANT, ÚwÚ as fast ÚwÚ as ^w^ may >_< be 
:3 WUCENTIO. [Kneeling] ^w^ Pawdon, sweet :33 fathew. 
VINCENTIO. Lives >_> my sweet son? 
uWu BIANCA. ^w^ Pawdon, dear :33 fathew. 
:3 BAPTISTA. UwU How UwU hast >w< thou :3 offended? 
;;w;; Whewe is ^-^ Wucentio? 
:3 WUCENTIO. Here's x3 Wucentio, 
Right ^-^ son uWu to >w< the >w< wight >w< Vincentio, 
:33 That have :3 by ^-^ mawwiage uWu made thy uWu daughtew uWu minye, 
uWu Whiwe counterfeit :33 supposes UwU bweaw'd ^w^ thinye eyne. 
>_< GWEMIO. Here's :33 packing, xDD with a x3 witnyess, uWu to ÚwÚ deceive uWu us >_> aww! 
VINCENTIO. ;;w;; Whewe is ^w^ that uWu damnyed villain, Tranio, 
:33 That fac'd ^-^ and ^.^ bwav'd :33 me ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 mattew so? 
:3 BAPTISTA. :3 Why, tell me, is UwU nyot ^w^ this >_> my uWu Cambio? 
uWu BIANCA. xDD Cambio is >_< chang'd uWu into >_< Wucentio. 
:3 WUCENTIO. Love :33 wwought uWu these :3 miwacwes. >_> Bianca's :33 wove 
^-^ Made :33 me exchange >_> my ^.^ state xDD with Tranio, 
uWu Whiwe UwU he >w< did ;;w;; beaw >_> my countenance ^-^ in >w< the >_> town; 
And ^.^ happiwy ^-^ I have x3 awwived :3 at >w< the last 
uWu Unto >w< the ^-^ wished UwU haven :3 of >_> my ;;w;; bwiss. 
:3 What >_> Twanyio did, myself x3 enfowc'd xDD him :33 to; 
UwU Then >w< pawdon :3 him, sweet ^-^ fathew, for >_> my >_< sake. 
VINCENTIO. >_< I'ww UwU swit >w< the ^w^ viwwain's x3 nyose ^w^ that :3 wouwd have >_> sent :33 me uWu to 
>w< the gaol. 
:3 BAPTISTA. ^w^ [To UwU WUCENTIO] xDD But do :33 you uWu heaw, >_> siw? >_< Have :33 you married >_> my 
uWu daughtew :33 without ^.^ asking >_> my ^w^ good will? 
VINCENTIO. Fear not, Baptista; ;;w;; we >w< wiww ÚwÚ content ^.^ you, ^w^ go :33 to; but ^-^ I 
>w< wiww ^-^ in uWu to >_< be >w< wevenged for ^w^ this UwU viwwainy. x3 Exit 
:3 BAPTISTA. And ^-^ I uWu to sound >w< the ^-^ depth :3 of ^w^ this >_> knyavewy. x3 Exit 
:3 WUCENTIO. ÚwÚ Wook UwU nyot pale, ÚwÚ Bianca; thy father >w< wiww UwU nyot ÚwÚ fwown. 
Exeunt UwU WUCENTIO ^-^ and ;;w;; BIANCA 
>_< GWEMIO. ^w^ My xDD cake is dough, but >_< I'ww ^-^ in xDD among >w< the :33 west; 
>_> Out :3 of hope :3 of ;;w;; aww but >_> my ^-^ shawe :3 of >w< the feast. x3 Exit 
KATHERINA. OwO Husband, let's x3 fowwow uWu to see >w< the UwU end :3 of ^w^ this ado. 
PETRUCHIO. >_< Fiwst >_> kiss me, ^-^ Kate, ^-^ and ;;w;; we :3 wiww. 
KATHERINA. ^w^ What, ^-^ in >w< the :33 midst :3 of >w< the street? 
PETRUCHIO. ^w^ What, UwU awt >w< thou >_> asham'd :3 of ÚwÚ me? 
KATHERINA. x3 Nyo, sir; >_> God ^.^ fowbid; but >_> asham'd uWu to ^.^ kiss. 
PETRUCHIO. :3 Why, uWu then, let's home again. uWu Come, sirrah, let's uWu away. 
KATHERINA. Nay, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give ÚwÚ thee a uWu kiss; now pray ^-^ thee, love, stay. 
PETRUCHIO. Is UwU nyot ^w^ this UwU weww? uWu Come, >_> my sweet uWu Kate: 
>_> Bettew once than ^w^ nyevew, for UwU nyevew x3 too x3 wate. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
uWu WUCENTIO'S house 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ BAPTISTA, OwO VINCENTIO, ^.^ GWEMIO, >w< the >_> PEDANT, >_< WUCENTIO, uWu BIANCA, 
:3 PETWUCHIO, ^.^ KATHEWINyA, ^.^ HOWTENSIO, ^-^ and ^w^ WIDOW. ^.^ The ^.^ SEWVINGMEN xDD with ^-^ TWANyIO, 
xDD BIONDEWWO, ^-^ and >_< GWUMIO, bringing ^-^ in a banquet 

:3 WUCENTIO. x3 At ^-^ wast, though :33 wong, x3 ouw >_< jawwing ÚwÚ nyotes ÚwÚ agwee; 
And :3 time it is uWu when :3 waging ^-^ waw is ^w^ donye 
>_< To ÚwÚ smiwe :3 at x3 scapes ^-^ and :33 pewiws x3 ovewbwown. 
^w^ My ^.^ faiw UwU Bianca, :33 bid >_> my father uWu wewcome, 
uWu Whiwe ^-^ I xDD with xDD sewf-same kindness >_< wewcome thine. 
Brother ^-^ Petwuchio, ;;w;; sistew Katherina, 
And UwU thou, ^w^ Howtensio, xDD with thy >_> woving ^-^ widow, 
Feast xDD with >w< the best, ^-^ and >_< wewcome uWu to >_> my ^w^ house. 
^w^ My banquet is uWu to ^-^ cwose x3 ouw uWu stomachs :3 up 
uWu Aftew x3 ouw >_> gweat ^w^ good cheer. xDD Pway ^.^ you, ÚwÚ sit >_< down; 
:3 Fow now ;;w;; we ÚwÚ sit uWu to ^-^ chat ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as UwU eat. ;;w;; [They >_< sit] 
PETRUCHIO. Nothing but ÚwÚ sit ^-^ and sit, ^-^ and >w< eat ^-^ and >_< eat! 
:3 BAPTISTA. Padua affords ^w^ this ^-^ kindnyess, ^-^ son ;;w;; Petwuchio. 
PETRUCHIO. Padua affords OwO nyothing but what is :3 kind. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. :3 Fow x3 both x3 ouw >w< sakes ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ that :3 wowd were :3 twue. 
PETRUCHIO. xDD Nyow, for >_> my >_< wife, UwU Howtensio >_> feaws ^.^ his widow. 
^w^ WIDOW. UwU Then UwU nyevew xDD twust :33 me >_> if ^-^ I >_< be ^-^ afeawd. 
PETRUCHIO. YOU are :3 vewy sensible, ^-^ and yet :33 you miss >_> my ^-^ sense: 
^-^ I UwU mean UwU Howtensio is ÚwÚ afeawd :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
^w^ WIDOW. He ^w^ that is UwU giddy :33 thinks >w< the UwU wowwd :3 tuwns uWu wound. 
PETRUCHIO. Roundly ^-^ wepwied. 
KATHERINA. Mistress, how UwU mean :33 you that? 
^w^ WIDOW. Thus ^-^ I ÚwÚ conceive :3 by ^-^ him. 
PETRUCHIO. Conceives :3 by me! UwU How >w< wikes UwU Howtensio that? 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^w^ My widow x3 says UwU thus she conceives ;;w;; hew :3 tawe. 
PETRUCHIO. ^w^ Vewy ^w^ weww OwO mended. uWu Kiss xDD him for that, ^w^ good widow. 
KATHERINA. ;;w;; 'He ^w^ that is UwU giddy :33 thinks >w< the UwU wowwd :3 tuwns :3 wound.' 
^-^ I pray :33 you tell :33 me what :33 you OwO meant :3 by UwU that. 
^w^ WIDOW. ;;w;; Youw :3 husband, being xDD twoubwed xDD with a ^.^ shwew, 
>_> Measuwes >_> my ^.^ husband's >_> sowwow :3 by ^.^ his :33 woe; 
And now :33 you >_< knyow >_> my xDD meanying. 
KATHERINA. xDD A :3 vewy UwU mean xDD meanying. 
^w^ WIDOW. x3 Wight, ^-^ I UwU mean ÚwÚ you. 
KATHERINA. And ^-^ I am ;;w;; mean, UwU indeed, ^.^ wespecting ÚwÚ you. 
PETRUCHIO. >_< To >w< hew, Kate! 
:33 HOWTENSIO. >_< To >w< hew, >_> widow! 
PETRUCHIO. xDD A x3 hundwed uWu mawks, >_> my >w< Kate does put ;;w;; hew down. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. xDD That's >_> my uWu office. 
PETRUCHIO. Spoke OwO wike :3 an UwU officew- ha' uWu to ^-^ thee, uWu wad. 
^w^ [Dwinks uWu to ^w^ HOWTENSIO] 
:3 BAPTISTA. UwU How >w< wikes ÚwÚ Gwemio uWu these UwU quick-witted ^w^ fowks? 
>_< GWEMIO. ;;w;; Bewieve me, sir, :33 they OwO butt x3 togethew ^.^ weww. 
uWu BIANCA. UwU Head ^-^ and ÚwÚ butt! ;;w;; An :3 hasty-witted body 
>w< Wouwd say ^-^ youw ^.^ head ^-^ and OwO butt were ^.^ head ^-^ and ;;w;; hown. 
VINCENTIO. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ mistwess :3 bwide, hath ^w^ that :33 awakenyed :33 you? 
uWu BIANCA. x3 Ay, but UwU nyot frighted x3 me; x3 thewefowe >_< I'ww OwO sweep again. 
PETRUCHIO. Nay, ^w^ that :33 you >_< shaww not; >_> since :33 you have UwU begun, 
>_< Have :3 at :33 you for a OwO bittew >w< jest >w< ow ^w^ two. 
uWu BIANCA. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I ^-^ youw bird? ^-^ I UwU mean uWu to :3 shift >_> my bush, 
And :33 then ^w^ puwsue :33 me ÚwÚ as :33 you draw ^-^ youw OwO bow. 
You are >_< wewcome ÚwÚ aww. 
Exeunt uWu BIANCA, ^.^ KATHEWINyA, ^-^ and ^-^ WIDOW 
PETRUCHIO. ÚwÚ She hath ^-^ pwevented >w< me. >_> Hewe, :3 Signyiow Tranio, 
^.^ This ^.^ biwd :33 you :33 aim'd >w< at, though :33 you OwO hit ;;w;; hew not; 
Therefore a OwO heawth uWu to ;;w;; aww ^w^ that OwO shot ^-^ and ÚwÚ miss'd. 
uWu TWANyIO. OwO O, sir, >_> Wucentio uWu swipp'd :33 me OwO wike ^.^ his ^w^ gweyhound, 
Which UwU wuns ^w^ himsewf, ^-^ and ^.^ catches for ^.^ his ÚwÚ mastew. 
PETRUCHIO. xDD A ^w^ good ÚwÚ swift OwO simiwe, but x3 something >_> cuwwish. 
uWu TWANyIO. 'Tis UwU weww, sir, ^w^ that :33 you :33 hunted for :33 youwsewf; 
'Tis :3 thought ^-^ youw ^.^ deew does hold :33 you :3 at a :3 bay. 
:3 BAPTISTA. OwO O, OwO O, ;;w;; Petwuchio! >_> Twanyio >_> hits :33 you UwU nyow. 
:3 WUCENTIO. ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ thee for ^w^ that xDD giwd, ^w^ good UwU Twanyio. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. Confess, ^-^ confess; hath UwU he UwU nyot OwO hit :33 you :33 hewe? 
PETRUCHIO. >w< 'A has a ^-^ wittwe gall'd me, ^-^ I ^-^ confess; 
And, ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< jest >w< did :3 gwance xDD away OwO fwom me, 
'Tis >_< ten uWu to >w< onye it x3 maim'd :33 you x3 two OwO outwight. 
:3 BAPTISTA. xDD Nyow, ^-^ in ^w^ good OwO sadnyess, ^-^ son ^-^ Petwuchio, 
^-^ I xDD think >w< thou UwU hast >w< the ^.^ vewiest uWu shwew :3 of ÚwÚ aww. 
PETRUCHIO. xDD Weww, ^-^ I say no; ^-^ and >_< thewefowe, for >_> assuwance, 
xDD Wet's uWu each >w< onye ^.^ send >_< unto ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife, 
And UwU he :3 whose uWu wife is :3 most ^.^ obedient, 
>_< To come :3 at >_> fiwst uWu when UwU he x3 doth ^.^ send for >w< hew, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >w< win >w< the wager xDD which ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_> pwopose. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ Content. What's >w< the UwU wagew? 
:3 WUCENTIO. >_> Twenty uWu cwowns. 
PETRUCHIO. >_> Twenty :3 cwowns? 
>_< I'ww venture ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :3 of >_> my x3 hawk >w< ow ^.^ hound, 
xDD But twenty xDD times ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much upon >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
:3 WUCENTIO. xDD A x3 hundwed ^w^ then. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ Content. 
PETRUCHIO. xDD A >_> match! ÚwÚ 'tis OwO donye. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. >_< Who >_< shaww UwU begin? 
:3 WUCENTIO. :33 That >w< wiww xDD I. 
^.^ Go, >_> Biondewwo, :33 bid ^-^ youw ÚwÚ mistwess come uWu to >w< me. 
uWu BIONDEWWO. ^-^ I ^w^ go. x3 Exit 
:3 BAPTISTA. >_> Son, >_< I'ww >_< be ^-^ youw :3 hawf Bianca :33 comes. 
:3 WUCENTIO. >_< I'ww have xDD nyo uWu hawves; >_< I'ww ;;w;; beaw it ;;w;; aww uWu mysewf. 

^-^ We-entew :3 BIONDEWWO 

UwU How OwO nyow! what OwO nyews? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. x3 Siw, >_> my ÚwÚ mistwess xDD sends :33 you :3 wowd 
:33 That she is >w< busy ^-^ and she ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ come. 
PETRUCHIO. :3 How! >_< She's busy, ^-^ and she ;;w;; cannyot come! 
Is ^w^ that :3 an answer? 
>_< GWEMIO. x3 Ay, ^-^ and a uWu kind >w< onye >_< too. 
xDD Pway God, sir, ^-^ youw uWu wife ^.^ send :33 you UwU nyot a >_> wowse. 
PETRUCHIO. ^-^ I hope better. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. x3 Siwwah >_> Biondewwo, ^w^ go ^-^ and entreat >_> my uWu wife 
>_< To come uWu to :33 me ^-^ fowthwith. x3 Exit :3 BIONDEWWO 
PETRUCHIO. OwO O, uWu ho! entreat ^w^ hew! 
Nay, :33 then she must xDD nyeeds ^-^ come. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^-^ I am afraid, sir, 
:3 Do what :33 you can, ;;w;; youws >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be entreated. 

^-^ We-entew :3 BIONDEWWO 

xDD Nyow, >w< whewe's >_> my :33 wife? 
uWu BIONDEWWO. ÚwÚ She x3 says :33 you have ÚwÚ some goodly >w< jest ^-^ in ^-^ hand: 
ÚwÚ She >w< wiww UwU nyot uWu come; she ^.^ bids :33 you come uWu to x3 hew. 
PETRUCHIO. Worse ^-^ and worse; she >w< wiww UwU nyot come! O UwU viwe, 
Intolerable, UwU nyot uWu to >_< be ;;w;; enduw'd! 
x3 Siwwah >_< Gwumio, ^w^ go uWu to ^-^ youw mistress; 
Say ^-^ I UwU command ;;w;; hew come uWu to >w< me. x3 Exit ^w^ GWUMIO 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ^-^ I >_< knyow ;;w;; hew answer. 
PETRUCHIO. What? 
:33 HOWTENSIO. ÚwÚ She >w< wiww uWu nyot. 
PETRUCHIO. ^.^ The ;;w;; fouwew xDD fowtunye uWu minye, ^-^ and >w< thewe :3 an >_< end. 

^-^ We-entew :3 KATHEWINyA 

:3 BAPTISTA. xDD Nyow, :3 by >_> my ^-^ howidame, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes Katherina! 
KATHERINA. :3 What is ^-^ youw sir, ^w^ that :33 you ^.^ send for ÚwÚ me? 
PETRUCHIO. ;;w;; Whewe is ^-^ youw ^w^ sistew, ^-^ and ^-^ Howtensio's :33 wife? 
KATHERINA. xDD They ÚwÚ sit ÚwÚ confewwing :3 by >w< the ^.^ pawwouw >w< fiwe. 
PETRUCHIO. ^.^ Go, fetch them xDD hithew; >_> if :33 they uWu deny uWu to ^-^ come. 
xDD Swinge :33 me them ^.^ soundwy ^-^ fowth >_< unto their husbands. 
:3 Away, ^-^ I say, ^-^ and >_< bwing them ÚwÚ hithew straight. 
x3 Exit :3 KATHEWINyA 
:3 WUCENTIO. uWu Hewe is a >_> wondew, >_> if :33 you ^-^ tawk :3 of a UwU wondew. 
:33 HOWTENSIO. And ;;w;; so it ^.^ is. ^-^ I x3 wondew what it OwO bodes. 
PETRUCHIO. x3 Mawwy, peace it xDD bodes, ^-^ and love, ^-^ and x3 quiet >_< wife, 
;;w;; An >_> awfuw rule, ^-^ and >w< wight ;;w;; supwemacy; 
And, uWu to >_< be ^-^ showt, what UwU nyot UwU that's sweet ^-^ and UwU happy. 
:3 BAPTISTA. :3 Nyow ^.^ faiw >w< befaww ^-^ thee, ^w^ good ;;w;; Petwuchio! 
^.^ The wager >w< thou UwU hast won; ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 ad 
uWu Unto their OwO wosses twenty >_> thousand ;;w;; cwowns; 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ dowwy uWu to uWu anyothew ;;w;; daughtew, 
:3 Fow she is chang'd, ÚwÚ as she ^w^ had UwU nyevew been. 
PETRUCHIO. Nay, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< win >_> my wager xDD bettew yet, 
And ^w^ show :33 mowe uWu sign :3 of ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ obedience, 
ÚwÚ Hew UwU nyew-buiwt virtue ^-^ and >_> obedience. 

^-^ We-entew :3 KATHEWINyA xDD with ;;w;; BIANCA ^-^ and ^-^ WIDOW 

ÚwÚ See >w< whewe she ÚwÚ comes, ^-^ and UwU bwings ^-^ youw >w< fwowawd wives 
:33 As :33 pwisonyews uWu to ;;w;; hew ^.^ womanwy :33 pewsuasion. 
>w< Kathewinye, ^w^ that OwO cap :3 of ;;w;; youws UwU becomes :33 you not: 
uWu Off xDD with ^w^ that ÚwÚ baubwe, OwO thwow it underfoot. 
^w^ [KATHEWINyA :3 compwies] 
^w^ WIDOW. Lord, let :33 me UwU nyevew have a >_< cause uWu to xDD sigh 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I >_< be brought uWu to >_< such a >w< siwwy ^-^ pass! 
uWu BIANCA. xDD Fie! what a x3 foowish >_> duty UwU caww :33 you xDD this? 
:3 WUCENTIO. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ youw >_> duty were ÚwÚ as x3 foowish too; 
^.^ The ;;w;; wisdom :3 of ^-^ youw duty, ^.^ faiw UwU Bianca, 
uWu Hath cost :33 me a x3 hundwed ^.^ cwowns >_> since x3 suppew-time! 
uWu BIANCA. ^.^ The :33 mowe UwU foow :33 you for ^.^ waying on >_> my ^w^ duty. 
PETRUCHIO. >w< Kathewinye, ^-^ I charge ^-^ thee, tell uWu these >w< headstwong :33 women 
:3 What >_> duty :33 they do ^-^ owe their ÚwÚ wowds ^-^ and husbands. 
^w^ WIDOW. uWu Come, come, you're >_> mocking; ;;w;; we >w< wiww have xDD nyo uWu tewwing. 
PETRUCHIO. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, ^-^ I :3 say; ^-^ and >_> fiwst begin xDD with x3 hew. 
^w^ WIDOW. ÚwÚ She >_< shaww uWu nyot. 
PETRUCHIO. ^-^ I say she uWu shaww. And >_> fiwst begin xDD with x3 hew. 
KATHERINA. >w< Fie, :33 fie! :3 unknyit ^w^ that :3 thweatenying ;;w;; unkind uWu bwow, 
And >w< dawt UwU nyot xDD scownfuw x3 gwances OwO fwom those ^.^ eyes 
>_< To ÚwÚ wound thy lord, thy uWu king, thy >_> govewnyow. 
>_> It blots thy beauty ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ fwosts do bite >w< the ;;w;; meads, 
^w^ Confounds thy fame ÚwÚ as whirlwinds shake ^.^ faiw OwO buds, 
And ^-^ in xDD nyo sense is meet >w< ow >w< amiabwe. 
xDD A woman xDD mov'd is OwO wike a UwU fountain ^.^ twoubwed- 
xDD Muddy, ^.^ iww-seeming, OwO thick, ^.^ beweft :3 of >_> beauty; 
And :33 whiwe it is ;;w;; so, none ;;w;; so dry >w< ow >_> thiwsty 
Will uWu deign uWu to ;;w;; sip >w< ow >_< touch >w< onye drop :3 of uWu it. 
>w< Thy :3 husband is thy lord, thy >_< wife, thy >_> keepew, 
>w< Thy head, thy sovereign; >w< onye ^w^ that ^.^ cawes for ^-^ thee, 
And for thy ^-^ maintenyance ^-^ commits ^.^ his body 
>_< To >w< painfuw UwU wabouw x3 both :3 by >w< sea ^-^ and land, 
>_< To :33 watch >w< the night ^-^ in UwU stowms, >w< the x3 day ^-^ in >_> cowd, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst >w< thou liest >_> wawm :3 at ;;w;; home, ;;w;; secuwe ^-^ and xDD safe; 
And craves xDD nyo x3 othew tribute :3 at thy >w< hands 
xDD But love, ^.^ faiw looks, ^-^ and OwO twue ;;w;; obedience- 
:33 Too ^-^ wittwe OwO payment for ;;w;; so >_> gweat a >_< debt. 
>_> Such >_> duty ÚwÚ as >w< the xDD subject UwU owes >w< the :33 pwince, 
uWu Even >_< such a woman :33 oweth uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ husband; 
And uWu when she is >w< fwowawd, ÚwÚ peevish, :3 suwwen, xDD souw, 
And UwU nyot :3 obedient uWu to ^.^ his uWu honyest will, 
:3 What is she but a ÚwÚ fouw contending ÚwÚ webew 
And UwU gwacewess UwU twaitow uWu to ;;w;; hew >_> woving >_> wowd? 
^-^ I am >_> asham'd ^w^ that :33 women are ;;w;; so ÚwÚ simpwe 
>_< To x3 offew ^-^ waw >w< whewe :33 they OwO shouwd kneel for >_< peace; 
>_> Ow >w< seek for rule, OwO supwemacy, ^-^ and UwU sway, 
When :33 they are ^.^ bound uWu to ^-^ sewve, love, ^-^ and obey. 
^.^ Why are x3 ouw >_< bodies UwU soft ^-^ and ^w^ weak ^-^ and ;;w;; smooth, 
ÚwÚ Unyapt uWu to >w< toww ^-^ and trouble ^-^ in >w< the world, 
xDD But ^w^ that x3 ouw UwU soft ^-^ conditions ^-^ and x3 ouw ^-^ heawts 
^.^ Shouwd ^w^ weww >w< agwee xDD with x3 ouw external parts? 
uWu Come, come, :33 you >w< fwowawd ^-^ and uWu unyabwe worins! 
^w^ My ;;w;; mind hath OwO been ÚwÚ as :3 big ÚwÚ as >w< onye :3 of ^-^ youws, 
^w^ My :33 heawt ÚwÚ as ^-^ gweat, >_> my :3 weason ÚwÚ hapwy ^-^ mowe, 
>_< To bandy :3 wowd for :3 wowd ^-^ and :33 fwown for x3 fwown; 
xDD But now ^-^ I see x3 ouw >_> wances are but OwO stwaws, 
>_< Ouw >_> stwength ÚwÚ as weak, x3 ouw weakness :33 past ;;w;; compawe, 
:33 That seeming uWu to >_< be :3 most xDD which ;;w;; we uWu indeed least ÚwÚ awe. 
UwU Then :33 vaiw ^-^ youw stomachs, for it is xDD nyo OwO boot, 
And :3 pwace ^-^ youw >w< hands >w< bewow ^-^ youw ^.^ husband's ^.^ foot; 
^.^ In ÚwÚ token :3 of xDD which duty, >_> if UwU he please, 
^w^ My UwU hand is >_> weady, ^w^ may it do xDD him ease. 
PETRUCHIO. :3 Why, >_< thewe's a wench! ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, ^-^ and >_> kiss me, >_< Kate. 
:3 WUCENTIO. xDD Weww, ^w^ go thy OwO ways, old xDD wad, for >w< thou xDD shawt ^-^ ha't. 
VINCENTIO. 'Tis a ^w^ good hearing uWu when :3 chiwdwen are >w< towawd. 
:3 WUCENTIO. xDD But a ;;w;; hawsh hearing uWu when :33 women are uWu fwowawd. 
PETRUCHIO. uWu Come, ^-^ Kate, x3 we'ww uWu to bed. 
OwO We xDD thwee are married, but :33 you x3 two are ^-^ sped. 
^w^ [To UwU WUCENTIO] >_< 'Twas ^-^ I won >w< the xDD wagew, though :33 you OwO hit >w< the white; 
And being a ^w^ winnyew, >_> God >w< give :33 you ^w^ good >_< nyight! 
Exeunt x3 PETWUCHIO ^-^ and :3 KATHEWINyA 
:33 HOWTENSIO. :3 Nyow ^w^ go thy ways; >w< thou UwU hast tam'd a curst uWu shwow. 
:3 WUCENTIO. 'Tis a >_> wondew, :3 by ^-^ youw leave, she >w< wiww >_< be tam'd >_< so. 
Exeunt 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



^.^ <<THIS uWu EWECTWONyIC :3 VEWSION UwU OF >w< THE OwO COMPWETE uWu WOWKS UwU OF WILLIAM 
>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
^-^ WITH ÚwÚ PEWMISSION. uWu EWECTWONyIC ^.^ AND ÚwÚ MACHINyE ÚwÚ WEADABWE COPIES :33 MAY OwO BE 
:33 DISTWIBUTED ^.^ SO LONG OwO AS >_< SUCH COPIES (1) >w< AWE OwO FOW >w< YOUW :3 OW :33 OTHEWS 
>_> PEWSONyAW :33 USE ONLY, ^.^ AND >w< (2) >w< AWE :33 NyOT :33 DISTWIBUTED :3 OW >w< USED 
:3 COMMEWCIAWWY. UwU PWOHIBITED OwO COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES BY >_> ANY 
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OwO 1612 

>w< THE ^.^ TEMPEST 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



OwO DWAMATIS x3 PEWSONyAE 

>_> AWONSO, OwO King :3 of Naples 
SEBASTIAN, ^.^ his brother 
uWu PWOSPEWO, >w< the >w< wight xDD Duke :3 of Milan 
^w^ ANTONyIO, ^.^ his ^-^ bwothew, >w< the x3 usuwping xDD Duke :3 of Milan 
ÚwÚ FEWDINyAND, ^-^ son uWu to >w< the OwO King :3 of Naples 
GONZALO, :3 an uWu honyest old counsellor 

OwO Wowds 
^w^ ADWIAN 
OwO FWANCISCO 
>_< CAWIBAN, a UwU savage ^-^ and >_< defowmed slave 
TRINCULO, a uWu jestew 
STEPHANO, a drunken >_< butwew 
^w^ MASTEW UwU OF xDD A :33 SHIP 
BOATSWAIN 
MARINERS 

>_< MIWANDA, uWu daughtew uWu to OwO Pwospewo 

>w< AWIEW, :3 an ÚwÚ aiwy ÚwÚ spiwit 

uWu Spiwits 
x3 IWIS 
^.^ CEWES 
uWu JUNyO 
ÚwÚ NYMPHS 
^-^ WEAPEWS 
:3 Othew uWu Spiwits attending on OwO Pwospewo 




^.^ <<THIS uWu EWECTWONyIC :3 VEWSION UwU OF >w< THE OwO COMPWETE uWu WOWKS UwU OF WILLIAM 
>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
^-^ WITH ÚwÚ PEWMISSION. uWu EWECTWONyIC ^.^ AND ÚwÚ MACHINyE ÚwÚ WEADABWE COPIES :33 MAY OwO BE 
:33 DISTWIBUTED ^.^ SO LONG OwO AS >_< SUCH COPIES (1) >w< AWE OwO FOW >w< YOUW :3 OW :33 OTHEWS 
>_> PEWSONyAW :33 USE ONLY, ^.^ AND >w< (2) >w< AWE :33 NyOT :33 DISTWIBUTED :3 OW >w< USED 
:3 COMMEWCIAWWY. UwU PWOHIBITED OwO COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES BY >_> ANY 
SERVICE >_< THAT ^w^ CHAWGES OwO FOW OwO DOWNWOAD TIME :3 OW OwO FOW xDD MEMBEWSHIP.>> 



OwO SCENyE: 
xDD A ^-^ ship :3 at :3 sea; afterwards :3 an xDD unyinhabited OwO iswand 



>w< THE ^.^ TEMPEST 
>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE >_< 1 

:3 On a ^-^ ship :3 at :3 sea; a x3 tempestuous noise :3 of ^.^ thundew ^-^ and lightning heard 

^-^ Entew a SHIPMASTER ^-^ and a BOATSWAIN 

MASTER. ÚwÚ Boatswain! 
^.^ BOATSWAIN. >_> Hewe, :3 mastew; what xDD cheew? 
MASTER. >w< Good! OwO Speak uWu to >_> th' >_< mawinyews; x3 faww uWu to't ^.^ yawewy, >w< ow 
;;w;; we run >_> ouwsewves aground; ^-^ bestiw, UwU bestiw. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew MARINERS 

^.^ BOATSWAIN. >w< Heigh, >_> my UwU heawts! cheerly, cheerly, >_> my UwU heawts! 
^-^ yawe, ^w^ yawe! Take ^-^ in >w< the uWu topsaiw. xDD Tend uWu to >_> th' uWu mastew's 
;;w;; whistwe. xDD Bwow :3 tiww >w< thou OwO buwst thy wind, >_> if room xDD enyough. 

^-^ Entew >_> AWONSO, SEBASTIAN, ^w^ ANTONyIO, FERDINAND 
GONZALO, ^-^ and :33 OTHEWS 

>w< AWONSO. Good boatswain, have xDD cawe. ^.^ Whewe's >w< the master? 
>w< Pway >w< the UwU men. 
^.^ BOATSWAIN. ^-^ I pray uWu nyow, :3 keep >_> bewow. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ;;w;; Whewe is >w< the uWu mastew, >_> boson? 
^.^ BOATSWAIN. :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot >_> heaw him? You :3 maw x3 ouw ^.^ wabouw; 
:3 keep ^-^ youw :33 cabins; :33 you do ^.^ assist >w< the ;;w;; stowm. 
x3 GONZAWO. Nay, ^.^ good, >_< be UwU patient. 
^.^ BOATSWAIN. When >w< the >w< sea ^.^ is. :3 Hence! :3 What ^.^ cawes uWu these 
:3 woawews for >w< the name :3 of king? >_< To cabin! silence! UwU Twoubwe 
uWu us uWu nyot. 
x3 GONZAWO. UwU Good, yet remember whom >w< thou UwU hast aboard. 
^.^ BOATSWAIN. UwU Nyonye ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 mowe :33 wove than uWu mysewf. You are 
x3 counsewwow; >_> if :33 you ^w^ can UwU command uWu these elements uWu to 
x3 siwence, ^-^ and >w< wowk >w< the peace :3 of >w< the >_> pwesent, ;;w;; we >w< wiww UwU nyot 
UwU hand a ^-^ wope >w< mowe. >_> Use ^-^ youw :3 authowity; >_> if :33 you >_> cannyot, >w< give 
UwU thanks :33 you have :3 wiv'd ;;w;; so :33 wong, ^-^ and uWu make :33 youwsewf ready 
^-^ in ^-^ youw :33 cabin for >w< the mischance :3 of >w< the hour, >_> if it ;;w;; so 
xDD hap.-Cheewwy, ^w^ good hearts!-Out :3 of x3 ouw OwO way, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
x3 Exit 
x3 GONZAWO. ^-^ I have >_> gweat x3 comfowt OwO fwom ^w^ this fellow. xDD Methinks 
UwU he hath xDD nyo OwO dwownying >_< mawk upon xDD him; ^.^ his :33 compwexion is 
UwU pewfect gallows. :33 Stand x3 fast, ^w^ good uWu Fate, uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ hanging; 
uWu make >w< the ^-^ wope :3 of ^.^ his xDD destiny x3 ouw ^-^ cabwe, for x3 ouw ^-^ own x3 doth 
^-^ wittwe >_< advantage. UwU If UwU he >_< be UwU nyot >w< bown uWu to >_< be >_> hang'd, x3 ouw 
case is xDD misewabwe. Exeunt 

^-^ We-entew BOATSWAIN 

^.^ BOATSWAIN. Down xDD with >w< the topmast. Yare, :3 wowew, ^.^ wowew! 
xDD Bwing ;;w;; hew uWu to xDD twy ;;w;; wi' >_> th' ^w^ maincouwse. ^.^ [A ^.^ cwy ^.^ within] xDD A 
^w^ pwague upon ^w^ this howling! xDD They are louder than >w< the 
weather >w< ow x3 ouw uWu office. 

^-^ We-entew SEBASTIAN, ^w^ ANTONyIO, ^-^ and x3 GONZAWO 

^w^ Yet ;;w;; again! :3 What do :33 you :33 hewe? ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we >w< give o'er, ^-^ and 
drown? >_< Have :33 you a ;;w;; mind uWu to :3 sink? 
uWu SEBASTIAN. xDD A pox uWu o' ^-^ youw ;;w;; thwoat, :33 you >w< bawwing, blasphemous, 
^-^ inchawitabwe dog! 
^.^ BOATSWAIN. :3 Wowk ^.^ you, ^w^ then. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. Hang, cur; >_> hang, :33 you ^-^ whoweson, uWu insowent noisemaker; 
;;w;; we are less afraid uWu to >_< be drown'd than >w< thou >w< awt. 
x3 GONZAWO. >_< I'ww warrant xDD him for drowning, though >w< the ^-^ ship were 
xDD nyo >_< stwongew than a UwU nyutsheww, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as >w< weaky ÚwÚ as :3 an uWu unstanched 
xDD wench. 
^.^ BOATSWAIN. :3 Way ;;w;; hew OwO a-howd, >w< a-howd; ^w^ set ;;w;; hew x3 two :33 couwses; off 
uWu to >w< sea UwU again; lay ;;w;; hew ^.^ off. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ MAWINyEWS, Wet 
^-^ MAWINyEWS. ;;w;; Aww lost! uWu to >_< pwayews, uWu to ^.^ pwayews! ;;w;; aww lost! 
Exeunt 
^.^ BOATSWAIN. ^w^ What, must x3 ouw mouths >_< be cold? 
x3 GONZAWO. ^.^ The OwO King ^-^ and xDD Pwince :3 at ^.^ pwayews! 
xDD Wet's ^.^ assist them, 
:3 Fow x3 ouw case is ÚwÚ as :33 theiws. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^-^ I am :33 out :3 of ^.^ patience. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. OwO We are UwU mewewy >_< cheated :3 of x3 ouw xDD wives :3 by >_> dwunkawds. 
^.^ This :33 wide-chopp'd >w< wascaw-wouwd >w< thou ^w^ mightst >_< wie OwO dwownying 
^.^ The :3 washing :3 of >_< ten >_< tides! 
x3 GONZAWO. ;;w;; He'ww >_< be ;;w;; hang'd yet, 
OwO Though >_> evewy drop :3 of water xDD sweaw ÚwÚ against ^w^ it, 
And ;;w;; gape :3 at ;;w;; wid'st uWu to OwO gwut ^-^ him. 
^.^ [A confused noise within: :3 Mewcy on >_> us! 
OwO We OwO spwit, ;;w;; we UwU spwit! Farewell, >_> my uWu wife ^-^ and xDD chiwdwen! 
Farewell, brother! OwO We OwO spwit, ;;w;; we OwO spwit, ;;w;; we ^-^ spwit!] 
^-^ ANTONyIO. xDD Wet's ;;w;; aww ^.^ sink ;;w;; wi' >_> th' UwU King. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. xDD Wet's ^w^ take uWu weave :3 of ^-^ him. 
Exeunt ^.^ ANTONyIO ^-^ and :3 SEBASTIAN 
x3 GONZAWO. :3 Nyow :3 wouwd ^-^ I >w< give a >_> thousand >_> fuwwongs :3 of >w< sea for 
:3 an x3 acwe :3 of x3 bawwen ^.^ gwound-wong ^w^ heath, brown >_> fuwze, :33 any 
OwO thing. ^.^ The wills ^w^ above >_< be x3 donye, but ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 fain :33 die 
dry ^-^ death. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE OwO 2 

^.^ The :3 Iswand. :3 Befowe :3 PWOSPEWO'S cell 

^-^ Entew PROSPERO ^-^ and OwO MIWANDA 

:3 MIWANDA. UwU If :3 by ^-^ youw >_< awt, >_> my x3 deawest ^-^ fathew, :33 you have 
xDD Put >w< the wild ÚwÚ watews ^-^ in ^w^ this roar, >w< awway uWu them. 
^.^ The ^.^ sky, it UwU seems, :3 wouwd pour OwO down ;;w;; stinking :33 pitch, 
xDD But ^w^ that >w< the sea, ^.^ mounting uWu to >_> th' UwU wewkin's cheek, 
uWu Dashes >w< the ^w^ fiwe x3 out. OwO O, ^-^ I have xDD suffewed 
With those ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO saw suffer! xDD A ^.^ bwave x3 vessew, 
>_< Who ^w^ had xDD nyo ÚwÚ doubt ÚwÚ some ^-^ nyobwe OwO cweatuwe ^-^ in >w< hew, 
Dash'd ;;w;; aww uWu to uWu pieces! OwO O, >w< the ^.^ cwy >w< did uWu knyock 
Against >_> my :3 vewy >_< heawt! >_> Poow souls, :33 they >w< pewish'd. 
Had ^-^ I OwO been :33 any x3 god :3 of :33 powew, ^-^ I :3 wouwd 
>_< Have x3 sunk >w< the >w< sea >_> within >w< the earth >w< ow ^-^ ewe 
>_> It OwO shouwd >w< the ^w^ good ^-^ ship ;;w;; so have >_< swawwow'd ^-^ and 
^.^ The ;;w;; fwaughting >_< souws >_> within x3 hew. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ;;w;; Be >w< conyected; 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe amazement; tell ^-^ youw uWu piteous :33 heawt 
Thewe's xDD nyo ^-^ hawm OwO donye. 
:3 MIWANDA. OwO O, xDD woe >w< the >w< day! 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. :33 Nyo ^.^ hawm. 
^-^ I have ^w^ donye OwO nyothing but ^-^ in OwO cawe :3 of ^-^ thee, 
Of ^-^ thee, >_> my dear :3 onye, ^-^ thee, >_> my ;;w;; daughtew, ;;w;; who 
^-^ Awt ignorant :3 of what >w< thou >_< awt, :33 nyought OwO knyowing 
Of whence ^-^ I am, >_< nyow ^w^ that ^-^ I am :33 mowe xDD bettew 
uWu Than xDD Pwospewo, ^w^ mastew :3 of a full x3 poow ^.^ ceww, 
And thy xDD nyo greater :33 fathew. 
:3 MIWANDA. x3 Mowe uWu to >_< knyow 
ÚwÚ Did UwU nyevew ^-^ meddwe xDD with >_> my thoughts. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. 'Tis :3 time 
^-^ I OwO shouwd :3 infowm ÚwÚ thee ^w^ fawthew. >_< Wend thy ;;w;; hand, 
And pluck >_> my >w< magic >w< gawment OwO fwom >w< me. ;;w;; So, 
>_> [Ways OwO down ^.^ his OwO mantwe] 
Lie >w< thewe >_> my >w< awt. ^-^ Wipe >w< thou ^w^ thinye >_> eyes; have uWu comfowt. 
^.^ The ^w^ diwefuw ^-^ spectacwe :3 of >w< the ;;w;; wweck, xDD which >_< touch'd 
^.^ The :3 vewy virtue :3 of OwO compassion ^-^ in ^-^ thee, 
^-^ I have xDD with >_< such xDD pwovision ^-^ in mine UwU awt 
So xDD safewy ordered ^w^ that >w< thewe is xDD nyo >w< souw- 
x3 Nyo, UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >_> pewdition ÚwÚ as :3 an >w< haiw 
^.^ Betid uWu to :33 any OwO cweatuwe ^-^ in >w< the uWu vessew 
Which >w< thou x3 heawd'st OwO cwy, xDD which >w< thou ^.^ saw'st UwU sink. 
>w< Sit x3 down, for >w< thou must now >_< knyow ^w^ fawthew. 
:3 MIWANDA. You have x3 often 
UwU Begun uWu to tell :33 me what ^-^ I uWu am; but ÚwÚ stopp'd, 
And UwU weft :33 me uWu to a bootless >w< inquisition, 
Concluding ^.^ 'Stay; UwU nyot ^-^ yet.' 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^.^ The ^.^ houw's now uWu come; 
^.^ The :3 vewy ^-^ minyute ^.^ bids ÚwÚ thee OwO ope ^w^ thinye ^.^ eaw. 
xDD Obey, ^-^ and >_< be ^w^ attentive. ^w^ Canst >w< thou remember 
xDD A :3 time :33 befowe ;;w;; we came >_< unto ^w^ this uWu ceww? 
^-^ I do UwU nyot xDD think >w< thou canst; for :33 then >w< thou uWu wast UwU nyot 
>_> Out xDD thwee xDD yeaws OwO owd. 
:3 MIWANDA. ^w^ Cewtainwy, sir, ^-^ I xDD can. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. By UwU what? By :33 any x3 othew uWu house, >w< ow uWu pewson? 
Of :33 any >_> thing >w< the ÚwÚ image, tell me, ^w^ that 
uWu Hath ÚwÚ kept xDD with thy ^-^ wemembwance? 
:3 MIWANDA. 'Tis far ÚwÚ off, 
And :3 wathew OwO wike a dream than :3 an :33 assuwance 
:33 That >_> my :33 wemembwance ^w^ wawwants. Had ^-^ I UwU nyot 
uWu Fouw, >w< ow OwO five, :33 women once, ^w^ that tended ÚwÚ me? 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Thou xDD hadst, ^-^ and ^-^ mowe, ^.^ Miwanda. xDD But how is it 
:33 That ^w^ this xDD wives ^-^ in thy >_< mind? :3 What ^.^ seest >w< thou else 
^.^ In >w< the ^-^ dawk uWu backwawd ^-^ and >_< abysm :3 of ^w^ time? 
UwU If >w< thou ^-^ wememb'west ÚwÚ aught, ^-^ ewe >w< thou >w< cam'st ;;w;; hewe, 
UwU How >w< thou >w< cam'st ÚwÚ hewe >w< thou OwO mayst. 
:3 MIWANDA. xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ I do uWu nyot. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. uWu Twewve :33 yeaw since, Miranda, xDD twewve :33 yeaw since, 
>w< Thy father >_> was >w< the xDD Duke :3 of :33 Miwan, ^-^ and 
xDD A prince :3 of >_< powew. 
:3 MIWANDA. x3 Siw, are UwU nyot :33 you >_> my father? 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. >w< Thy mother >_> was a piece :3 of virtue, ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ She ^-^ said >w< thou uWu wast >_> my UwU daughtew; ^-^ and thy father 
uWu Was xDD Duke :3 of :33 Miwan, ^-^ and ^.^ his :3 onwy >_< heiw 
And xDD pwincess xDD nyo worse :3 issued. 
:3 MIWANDA. OwO O, >w< the >_> heavens! 
:3 What ÚwÚ fouw uWu pway ^w^ had ;;w;; we ^w^ that ;;w;; we came OwO fwom thence? 
>_> Ow xDD bwessed :3 was't ;;w;; we >_< did? 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. >w< Both, both, >_> my ;;w;; giww. 
By ÚwÚ fouw uWu pway, ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU say'st, were ;;w;; we :33 heav'd OwO thence; 
xDD But UwU bwessedwy ^-^ howp x3 hithew. 
:3 MIWANDA. OwO O, >_> my :33 heawt ;;w;; bweeds 
>_< To xDD think uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ teen ^w^ that ^-^ I have OwO tuwn'd :33 you x3 to, 
Which is OwO fwom >_> my remembrance. x3 Pwease ^.^ you, ^w^ fawthew. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^w^ My brother ^-^ and thy >w< uncwe, call'd ^w^ Antonyio- 
^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, >_< mawk :33 me ^w^ that a brother OwO shouwd 
;;w;; Be ;;w;; so perfidious. x3 He, whom UwU nyext thyself 
Of ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd ^-^ I lov'd, ^-^ and uWu to xDD him put 
^.^ The >_< manyage :3 of >_> my UwU state; ÚwÚ as :3 at ^w^ that :3 time 
>_> Thwough ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 signyowies it >_> was >w< the first, 
And OwO Pwospewo >w< the ÚwÚ pwime duke, being ;;w;; so >w< weputed 
^.^ In ^w^ dignyity, ^-^ and for >w< the liberal uWu awts 
>_< Without a x3 pawawwew, those being ;;w;; aww >_> my ^w^ study- 
^.^ The government ^-^ I ÚwÚ cast upon >_> my brother 
And uWu to >_> my ^.^ state OwO gwew ÚwÚ stwangew, being transported 
And rapt ^-^ in ;;w;; secwet OwO studies. >w< Thy x3 fawse uncle- 
OwO Dost >w< thou ^-^ attend ÚwÚ me? 
:3 MIWANDA. x3 Siw, :3 most :3 heedfuwwy. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ Being once UwU pewfected how uWu to ÚwÚ gwant suits, 
UwU How uWu to uWu deny them, ;;w;; who uWu t' advance, ^-^ and ;;w;; who 
>_< To UwU twash for ;;w;; ovew-topping, xDD nyew >w< cweated 
^.^ The >_< cweatuwes ^w^ that were uWu minye, ^-^ I say, >w< ow >_< chang'd ^w^ 'em, 
>_> Ow else xDD nyew >w< fowm'd 'em; having x3 both >w< the ;;w;; key 
Of officer ^-^ and ;;w;; office, ^w^ set ;;w;; aww ^-^ heawts ^.^ i' >_> th' ^.^ state 
>_< To what ^.^ tunye pleas'd ^.^ his :3 eaw; ^w^ that now UwU he >_> was 
^.^ The ivy xDD which ^w^ had :3 hid >_> my ÚwÚ pwincewy ^-^ twunk 
And suck'd >_> my ÚwÚ vewduwe :33 out on't. Thou ;;w;; attend'st uWu nyot. 
:3 MIWANDA. OwO O, ^w^ good sir, ^-^ I :3 do! 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, >_< mawk >w< me. 
^-^ I UwU thus ÚwÚ nyegwecting ÚwÚ wowwdwy ^.^ ends, ;;w;; aww :33 dedicated 
>_< To >_< cwosenyess ^-^ and >w< the >_> bettewing :3 of >_> my ;;w;; mind 
With ^w^ that which, but :3 by being ;;w;; so :3 wetiw'd, 
O'er-priz'd ;;w;; aww popular rate, ^-^ in >_> my x3 fawse brother 
^-^ Awak'd :3 an x3 eviw nature; ^-^ and >_> my UwU twust, 
>w< Wike a ^w^ good parent, >w< did :33 beget :3 of xDD him 
xDD A :3 fawsehood, ^-^ in ;;w;; its ^-^ contwawy ÚwÚ as >_> gweat 
:33 As >_> my xDD twust >_< was; xDD which ^w^ had uWu indeed xDD nyo ÚwÚ wimit, 
xDD A uWu confidence xDD sans bound. He being UwU thus ÚwÚ wowded, 
uWu Nyot :3 onwy xDD with what >_> my >_> wevenyue :33 yiewded, 
xDD But what >_> my ÚwÚ powew :33 might else exact, OwO wike >w< onye 
>_< Who having uWu into truth, :3 by telling :3 of ^w^ it, 
^-^ Made >_< such a :3 sinnyew :3 of ^.^ his >_< memowy, 
>_< To x3 cwedit ^.^ his ^-^ own >w< wie-he >w< did xDD bewieve 
He >_> was uWu indeed >w< the Duke; :33 out uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ substitution, 
And >w< executing >_> th' UwU outwawd UwU face :3 of royalty 
With ;;w;; aww uWu pwewogative. ^.^ Hence ^.^ his :33 ambition >_> gwowing- 
OwO Dost >w< thou hear? 
:3 MIWANDA. ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; tawe, sir, :3 wouwd cure uWu deafnyess. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. >_< To have xDD nyo >w< scween between ^w^ this ^.^ pawt UwU he >_< pway'd 
And xDD him UwU he >_< pway'd it ^-^ fow, UwU he xDD nyeeds >w< wiww >_< be 
^.^ Absowute :33 Miwan. Me, x3 poow ÚwÚ man-my ^-^ wibwawy 
uWu Was xDD dukedom uWu wawge ^w^ enyough-of temporal x3 woyawties 
He :33 thinks :33 me now incapable; confederates, 
So dry UwU he >_> was for UwU sway, ;;w;; wi' >_> th' OwO King :3 of Naples, 
>_< To >w< give xDD him annual tribute, do xDD him homage, 
xDD Subject ^.^ his ^w^ cowonyet uWu to ^.^ his ^w^ cwown, ^-^ and ;;w;; bend 
^.^ The :3 dukedom, yet ^w^ unbow'd-awas, x3 poow ÚwÚ Miwan!- 
>_< To :3 most ignoble stooping. 
:3 MIWANDA. O >w< the >_> heavens! 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Mark ^.^ his ^.^ condition, ^-^ and >_> th' event, :33 then tell :33 me 
UwU If ^w^ this :33 might >_< be a >_> bwothew. 
:3 MIWANDA. ^-^ I OwO shouwd x3 sin 
>_< To xDD think but ^w^ nyobwy :3 of >_> my :3 gwandmothew: 
Good OwO wombs have :33 bownye ÚwÚ bad :3 sons. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. :3 Nyow >w< the condition: 
^.^ This OwO King :3 of Naples, being :3 an enemy 
>_< To :33 me ^w^ invetewate, ;;w;; heawkens >_> my ^-^ bwothew's suit; 
Which ^w^ was, ^w^ that ÚwÚ he, ^-^ in OwO wieu uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ pwemises, 
Of homage, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot how ÚwÚ much tribute, 
^.^ Shouwd uWu pwesentwy >w< extiwpate :33 me ^-^ and mine 
>_> Out :3 of >w< the :3 dukedom, ^-^ and OwO confew ^.^ faiw Milan 
With ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU honyouws on >_> my >_> bwothew. ;;w;; Wheweon, 
xDD A uWu tweachewous >w< awmy levied, >w< onye UwU midnyight 
^.^ Fated uWu to >_> th' UwU puwpose, >w< did xDD Antonyio uWu open 
^.^ The ^-^ gates :3 of Milan; UwU and, ^.^ i' >_> th' ^-^ dead :3 of xDD dawknyess, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ minyistews for >_> th' OwO puwpose hurried thence 
;;w;; Me ^-^ and thy OwO cwying ;;w;; sewf. 
:3 MIWANDA. Alack, for pity! 
;;w;; I, UwU nyot ;;w;; wememb'wing how ^-^ I uWu cwied :33 out uWu then, 
Will ^.^ cwy it ^.^ o'ew UwU again; it is a hint 
:33 That wrings mine ^.^ eyes to't. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Hear a ^-^ wittwe ÚwÚ fuwthew, 
And :33 then >_< I'ww >_< bwing ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< the present busines 
Which :33 nyow's upon 's; :33 without >w< the xDD which ^w^ this ^w^ stowy 
^.^ Wewe :3 most uWu impewtinyent. 
:3 MIWANDA. ^.^ Whewefowe >w< did :33 they UwU nyot 
:33 That hour :33 destwoy xDD us? 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ Weww demanded, wench! 
^w^ My x3 tawe provokes ^w^ that uWu question. :33 Deaw, :33 they durst not, 
So dear >w< the :33 wove >_> my uWu peopwe bore x3 me; >_< nyow ^w^ set 
xDD A >_< mawk ;;w;; so ÚwÚ bwoody on >w< the uWu businyess; but 
With ^w^ cowouws :3 faiwew painted their ÚwÚ fouw :3 ends. 
^.^ In ^w^ few, :33 they hurried uWu us uWu aboawd a bark; 
Bore uWu us ÚwÚ some ^.^ weagues uWu to sea, >w< whewe :33 they xDD pwepawed 
xDD A >w< wotten :33 cawcass :3 of a xDD butt, UwU nyot rigg'd, 
>_> Nyow ÚwÚ tackwe, ÚwÚ saiw, >_< nyow mast; >w< the :3 vewy ;;w;; wats 
>_< Instinctivewy have uWu quit uWu it. ;;w;; Thewe :33 they x3 hoist us, 
>_< To ^.^ cwy uWu to >_> th' sea, ^w^ that ^-^ woaw'd uWu to x3 us; uWu to xDD sigh 
>_< To >_> th' winds, :3 whose pity, ;;w;; sighing >_< back >w< again, 
ÚwÚ Did uWu us but >_> woving ;;w;; wwong. 
:3 MIWANDA. Alack, what trouble 
uWu Was ^-^ I :33 then uWu to >_> you! 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. OwO O, a >_> chewubin 
Thou uWu wast ^w^ that >w< did preserve me! Thou didst smile, 
^-^ Infused xDD with a :3 fowtitude OwO fwom :33 heaven, 
When ^-^ I have :3 deck'd >w< the >w< sea xDD with ^.^ dwops full uWu sawt, 
Under >_> my ;;w;; buwden groan'd; xDD which xDD wais'd ^-^ in :33 me 
;;w;; An undergoing >_< stomach, uWu to ;;w;; beaw :3 up 
Against what OwO shouwd ensue. 
:3 MIWANDA. UwU How came ;;w;; we uWu ashowe? 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. By UwU Pwovidence ;;w;; divinye. 
^.^ Some uWu food ;;w;; we ^w^ had ^-^ and ÚwÚ some >_> fwesh water ^w^ that 
xDD A ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ Nyeapowitan, Gonzalo, 
>_> Out :3 of ^.^ his charity, ;;w;; who being :33 then uWu appointed 
>w< Mastew :3 of ^w^ this uWu design, >w< did >w< give us, xDD with 
xDD Wich garments, ^w^ winyens, ^.^ stuffs, ^-^ and necessaries, 
Which >_> since have uWu steaded ;;w;; much; ;;w;; so, :3 of ^.^ his >_> gentwenyess, 
^.^ Knyowing ^-^ I :3 wov'd >_> my >_> books, UwU he furnish'd :33 me 
^w^ Fwom mine ^-^ own ^-^ wibwawy xDD with OwO vowumes ^w^ that 
^-^ I prize ^w^ above >_> my >_> dukedom. 
:3 MIWANDA. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I :33 might 
xDD But ^-^ evew see ^w^ that ^.^ man! 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. :3 Nyow ^-^ I ;;w;; awise. :33 [Puts on ^.^ his OwO mantwe] 
>w< Sit ^.^ stiww, ^-^ and >_> heaw >w< the last :3 of x3 ouw sea-sorrow. 
uWu Hewe ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO iswand ;;w;; we >_> awwiv'd; ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe 
>_< Have ;;w;; I, thy schoolmaster, uWu made ÚwÚ thee :33 mowe ^w^ pwofit 
uWu Than x3 othew princess' can, ^w^ that have :33 mowe :3 time 
:3 Fow vainer >_> houws, ^-^ and >w< tutows UwU nyot ;;w;; so :33 cawefuw. 
:3 MIWANDA. >_< Heavens UwU thank :33 you :3 fow't! And uWu nyow, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, 
sir, 
:3 Fow OwO stiww ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ beating ^-^ in >_> my >w< mind, ^-^ youw :3 weason 
:3 Fow UwU waising ^w^ this sea-storm? 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. x3 Knyow UwU thus far ^w^ fowth: 
By >_< accident :3 most >_< stwange, :3 bountifuw ÚwÚ Fowtunye, 
:3 Nyow >_> my dear xDD wady, hath mine enemies 
^w^ Bwought uWu to ^w^ this uWu showe; ^-^ and :3 by >_> my ^w^ pwescience 
^-^ I find >_> my zenith x3 doth OwO depend upon 
xDD A :3 most auspicious OwO staw, :3 whose ÚwÚ infwuence 
UwU If now ^-^ I >w< couwt not, but >w< omit, >_> my UwU fowtunyes 
Will ^-^ evew after droop. uWu Hewe cease :33 mowe xDD questions; 
Thou UwU awt ^w^ incwin'd uWu to sleep; ÚwÚ 'tis a ^w^ good uWu duwwnyess, 
And >w< give it way. ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< thou >_> canst UwU nyot >w< choose. 
[MIRANDA :3 sweeps] 
^w^ Come uWu away, ^w^ sewvant; uWu come; ^-^ I am ready UwU nyow. 
x3 Appwoach, >_> my >_> Awiew. ^w^ Come. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ AWIEW 

>_< AWIEW. ;;w;; Aww ^.^ haiw, >_> gweat >_< mastew! grave sir, :3 haiw! ^-^ I come 
>_< To answer thy uWu best ;;w;; pweasuwe; ^-^ be't uWu to UwU fwy, 
>_< To swim, uWu to dive uWu into >w< the ÚwÚ fiwe, uWu to :33 wide 
:3 On >w< the ^w^ cuww'd OwO cwouds. >_< To thy strong ^.^ bidding ^-^ task 
Ariel ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ his OwO quawity. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Hast UwU thou, xDD spiwit, 
^-^ Pewfowm'd uWu to point >w< the tempest ^w^ that ^-^ I ^.^ bade uWu thee? 
>_< AWIEW. >_< To >_> evewy >_> awticwe. 
^-^ I OwO boawded >w< the King's ^-^ ship; now on >w< the beak, 
:3 Nyow ^-^ in >w< the UwU waist, >w< the ÚwÚ deck, ^-^ in >_> evewy cabin, 
^-^ I ^-^ fwam'd >w< amazement. OwO Sometime uWu I'd divide, 
And burn ^-^ in uWu many >w< pwaces; on >w< the topmast, 
^.^ The UwU yawds, ^-^ and ^.^ bowspwit, :3 wouwd ^-^ I flame >w< distinctwy, 
UwU Then meet ^-^ and :33 join UwU Jove's x3 wightnying, >w< the xDD pwecuwsows 
:33 O' >_> th' dreadful x3 thundew-cwaps, :33 mowe ^-^ momentawy 
And sight-outrunning were not; >w< the ^w^ fiwe ^-^ and cracks 
Of sulphurous UwU woawing >w< the :3 most ^w^ mighty Neptune 
UwU Seem uWu to besiege, ^-^ and uWu make ^.^ his xDD bowd ^.^ waves >_> twembwe, 
x3 Yea, ^.^ his x3 dwead trident shake. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^w^ My ^.^ bwave ^-^ spiwit! 
>_< Who >_> was ;;w;; so firm, ;;w;; so :3 constant, ^w^ that ^w^ this coil 
>w< Wouwd UwU nyot ÚwÚ infect ^.^ his reason? 
>_< AWIEW. uWu Nyot a ^w^ souw 
xDD But felt a ;;w;; fevew :3 of >w< the >_> mad, ^-^ and >_< pway'd 
^.^ Some :33 twicks :3 of *blushes* despewation. ;;w;; Aww but :3 mawinyews 
^w^ Pwung'd ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ foaming >_< bwinye, ^-^ and uWu quit >w< the x3 vessew, 
UwU Then ;;w;; aww >w< afiwe xDD with x3 me; >w< the King's son, Ferdinand, 
With >w< haiw :3 up-stawing-then OwO wike >w< weeds, UwU nyot ^-^ haiw- 
uWu Was >w< the >_> fiwst man ^w^ that leapt; uWu cwied 'Hell is ;;w;; empty, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the devils are :33 hewe.' 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. :3 Why, UwU that's >_> my ^-^ spiwit! 
xDD But >_> was UwU nyot ^w^ this ^.^ nyigh shore? 
>_< AWIEW. xDD Cwose ;;w;; by, >_> my ÚwÚ mastew. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. xDD But are ^.^ they, ^w^ Awiew, xDD safe? 
>_< AWIEW. uWu Nyot a >w< haiw perish'd; 
:3 On their :33 sustainying ÚwÚ gawments UwU nyot a :3 bwemish, 
xDD But ÚwÚ fweshew than ^-^ befowe; UwU and, ÚwÚ as >w< thou >_> bad'st me, 
^.^ In ;;w;; twoops ^-^ I have ^w^ dispews'd them uWu 'bout >w< the >_> iswe. 
^.^ The King's ^-^ son have ^-^ I landed :3 by ^w^ himsewf, 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I UwU weft xDD coowing :3 of >w< the air xDD with sighs 
^.^ In :3 an OwO odd ^w^ angwe :3 of >w< the ^w^ iswe, ^-^ and >_> sitting, 
:33 His xDD awms ^-^ in ^w^ this ;;w;; sad UwU knyot. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Of >w< the King's xDD ship, 
^.^ The UwU mawinyews, say how >w< thou UwU hast ÚwÚ dispos'd, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west uWu o' >_> th' fleet? 
>_< AWIEW. :33 Safewy ^-^ in ÚwÚ hawbouw 
Is >w< the King's ^-^ ship; ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; deep >_< nyook, >w< whewe once 
Thou call'dst :33 me :3 up :3 at UwU midnyight uWu to fetch UwU dew 
^w^ Fwom >w< the UwU stiww-vex'd >_< Bewmoothes, >w< thewe she's x3 hid; 
^.^ The :3 mawinyews ;;w;; aww ^.^ undew ^.^ hatches OwO stowed, 
^-^ Who, xDD with a :3 chawm join'd uWu to their >_> suff'wed ^.^ wabouw, 
^-^ I have UwU weft >w< asweep; ^-^ and for >w< the :33 west uWu o' >_> th' :33 fweet, 
Which ^-^ I ^w^ dispews'd, :33 they ;;w;; aww have >_< met >w< again, 
And are upon >w< the Mediterranean flote 
:33 Bound :33 sadwy home for Naples, 
Supposing ^w^ that :33 they OwO saw >w< the King's ^-^ ship uWu wweck'd, 
And ^.^ his >_> gweat :33 pewson perish. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^w^ Awiew, thy charge 
>_> Exactwy is UwU pewfowm'd; but >_< thewe's :33 mowe work. 
:3 What is >w< the :3 time uWu o' >_> th' >_< day? 
>_< AWIEW. ;;w;; Past >w< the UwU mid season. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. x3 At least x3 two glasses. ^.^ The :3 time 'twixt six ^-^ and now 
ÚwÚ Must :3 by uWu us x3 both >_< be ;;w;; spent :3 most preciously. 
>_< AWIEW. Is >w< thewe :33 mowe x3 toiw? ;;w;; Since >w< thou dost >w< give :33 me pains, 
Let :33 me remember ÚwÚ thee what >w< thou UwU hast promis'd, 
Which is UwU nyot yet >w< pewfowm'd >w< me. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. UwU How uWu nyow, uWu moody? 
:3 What ^w^ is't >w< thou >_> canst :33 demand? 
>_< AWIEW. ^w^ My ^-^ wibewty. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. :3 Befowe >w< the :3 time >_< be :3 out? :33 Nyo UwU mowe! 
>_< AWIEW. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, 
:3 Wemembew ^-^ I have ^w^ donye ÚwÚ thee ^-^ wowthy service, 
^-^ Towd ÚwÚ thee xDD nyo ^w^ wies, uWu made ÚwÚ thee xDD nyo uWu mistakings, ^w^ sewv'd 
>_< Without >w< ow grudge >w< ow OwO gwumbwings. Thou didst x3 pwomise 
>_< To >_< bate :33 me a full ^.^ yeaw. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. OwO Dost >w< thou forget 
^w^ Fwom what a uWu towment ^-^ I >w< did >w< fwee uWu thee? 
>_< AWIEW. >w< Nyo. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Thou >_> dost; ^-^ and think'st it ÚwÚ much uWu to ÚwÚ twead >w< the uWu ooze 
Of >w< the uWu sawt uWu deep, 
>_< To run upon >w< the :33 shawp ^.^ wind :3 of >w< the north, 
>_< To do :33 me business ^-^ in >w< the :3 veins uWu o' >_> th' earth 
When it is ^-^ bak'd xDD with uWu fwost. 
>_< AWIEW. ^-^ I do not, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Thou :33 wiest, :33 mawignyant OwO thing. Hast >w< thou :3 fowgot 
^.^ The ÚwÚ fouw witch :3 Sycowax, ;;w;; who xDD with age ^-^ and >_< envy 
uWu Was x3 gwown uWu into a uWu hoop? Hast >w< thou :3 fowgot :33 hew? 
>_< AWIEW. x3 Nyo, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Thou :3 hast. ;;w;; Whewe >_> was she born? 
Speak; tell >w< me. 
>_< AWIEW. x3 Siw, ^-^ in ^-^ Awgiew. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. OwO O, >_> was she so? ^-^ I must 
;;w;; Once ^-^ in a >_> month ^-^ wecount what >w< thou UwU hast x3 been, 
Which >w< thou :33 fowget'st. ^.^ This ^.^ damn'd witch :3 Sycowax, 
:3 Fow mischiefs manifold, ^-^ and ;;w;; sowcewies terrible 
>_< To UwU entew uWu human :33 heawing, OwO fwom Argier 
Thou know'st >_> was xDD banyish'd; for >w< onye >_> thing she >w< did 
xDD They :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^w^ take ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ wife. Is UwU nyot ^w^ this >w< twue? 
>_< AWIEW. x3 Ay, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^.^ This xDD bwue-ey'd UwU hag >_> was ÚwÚ hithew brought xDD with uWu chiwd, 
And ÚwÚ hewe >_> was UwU weft :3 by UwU th'saiwows. ^w^ Thou, >_> my :33 swave, 
:33 As >w< thou ^w^ wepowt'st thyself, uWu wast :33 then ;;w;; hew ^w^ sewvant; 
And, for >w< thou uWu wast a ÚwÚ spiwit x3 too delicate 
>_< To :3 act ;;w;; hew earthy ^-^ and >w< abhoww'd xDD commands, 
Refusing ;;w;; hew ^.^ gwand hests, she >w< did :33 confinye ^-^ thee, 
By :33 hewp :3 of ;;w;; hew :33 mowe potent ;;w;; minyistews, 
And ^-^ in ;;w;; hew :3 most unmitigable UwU wage, 
>w< Into a cloven ;;w;; pinye; >_> within xDD which ;;w;; wift 
UwU Impwison'd >w< thou didst UwU painfuwwy UwU wemain 
xDD A dozen ;;w;; yeaws; >_> within xDD which :33 space she :3 died, 
And UwU weft ÚwÚ thee there, >w< whewe >w< thou didst vent thy OwO gwoans 
:33 As fast ÚwÚ as >w< miww-wheews strike. UwU Then >_> was ^w^ this island- 
^.^ Save for >w< the ^-^ son ^w^ that she >w< did x3 wittew ;;w;; hewe, 
xDD A uWu fweckw'd xDD whewp, uWu hag-bown-nyot ÚwÚ honyouw'd xDD with 
xDD A uWu human uWu shape. 
>_< AWIEW. ^w^ Yes, Caliban ;;w;; hew ;;w;; son. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. :3 Duww ^w^ thing, ^-^ I say uWu so; ÚwÚ he, ^w^ that Caliban 
^-^ Whom now ^-^ I :3 keep ^-^ in ^.^ sewvice. Thou uWu best know'st 
:3 What uWu towment ^-^ I >w< did find ÚwÚ thee in; thy OwO gwoans 
ÚwÚ Did uWu make ^w^ wowves :33 howw, ^-^ and :3 penyetwate >w< the OwO bweasts 
Of ^.^ evew-angwy :3 beaws; it >_> was a uWu towment 
>_< To lay upon >w< the ÚwÚ damn'd, xDD which >_> Sycowax 
x3 Couwd UwU nyot ;;w;; again ^.^ undo. >_> It >_> was mine >_< awt, 
When ^-^ I ;;w;; awwiv'd ^-^ and heard ^-^ thee, ^w^ that uWu made ;;w;; gape 
^.^ The ^.^ pinye, ^-^ and let ÚwÚ thee x3 out. 
>_< AWIEW. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ mastew. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. UwU If >w< thou :33 mowe ^-^ muwmuw'st, ^-^ I >w< wiww rend :3 an :3 oak 
And ^-^ peg ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ knyotty entrails, :3 tiww 
Thou UwU hast >w< howw'd xDD away xDD twewve UwU wintews. 
>_< AWIEW. ^w^ Pawdon, :3 mastew; 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be x3 cowwespondent uWu to xDD command, 
And do >_> my >_> spwiting gently. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. :3 Do uWu so; ^-^ and after x3 two ^-^ days 
^-^ I >w< wiww >w< dischawge ;;w;; thee. 
>_< AWIEW. xDD That's >_> my ^-^ nyobwe >_< mastew! 
:3 What >_< shaww ^-^ I do? Say UwU what. :3 What >_< shaww ^-^ I do? 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. :3 Go uWu make thyself OwO wike a xDD nymph uWu o' >_> th' :3 sea; >_< be xDD subject 
>_< To xDD nyo :33 sight but ^w^ thinye ^-^ and uWu minye, :33 invisibwe 
>_< To >_> evewy >_< eyebaww ;;w;; ewse. :3 Go ^w^ take ^w^ this uWu shape, 
And ÚwÚ hithew come ^-^ in xDD 't. ^.^ Go, hence xDD with ^-^ diwigence! 
x3 Exit ^w^ AWIEW 
^.^ Awake, dear heart, >_> awake; >w< thou UwU hast ÚwÚ swept :3 weww; 
>_> Awake. 
:3 MIWANDA. ^.^ The >_< stwangenyess :3 of ^-^ youw ^w^ stowy put 
OwO Heavinyess ^-^ in >w< me. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Shake it ^.^ off. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, 
>w< We'ww ^-^ visit >_< Cawiban, >_> my :33 swave, ;;w;; who UwU nyevew 
ÚwÚ Yiewds uWu us uWu kind answer. 
:3 MIWANDA. 'Tis a villain, sir, 
^-^ I do UwU nyot :33 wove uWu to >w< wook >_< on. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. xDD But ÚwÚ as 'tis, 
OwO We ;;w;; cannyot miss him: UwU he does uWu make x3 ouw ÚwÚ fiwe, 
:33 Fetch ^-^ in x3 ouw wood, ^-^ and serves ^-^ in UwU offices 
:33 That ^w^ pwofit :33 us. :3 What uWu ho! ^w^ swave! Caliban! 
Thou >_> eawth, ÚwÚ thou! Speak. 
xDD CAWIBAN. :33 [ >_< Within] Thewe's >w< wood :33 enyough within. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^w^ Come forth, ^-^ I :3 say; >_< thewe's x3 othew business for ;;w;; thee. 
uWu Come, >w< thou tortoise! ÚwÚ when? 

^-^ We-entew ^w^ AWIEW OwO wike a water-nymph 

Fine >_> appawition! ^w^ My >w< quaint ^w^ Awiew, 
>_> Hawk ^-^ in ^w^ thinye ^.^ eaw. 
>_< AWIEW. ^w^ My lord, it >_< shaww >_< be OwO donye. x3 Exit 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Thou :3 poisonyous :33 swave, ^w^ got :3 by >w< the devil himself 
ÚwÚ Upon thy >_> wicked ÚwÚ dam, come >_> fowth! 

^-^ Entew CALIBAN 

xDD CAWIBAN. :33 As >_> wicked UwU dew ÚwÚ as e'er >_> my mother ;;w;; bwush'd 
With ^w^ waven's :33 feathew OwO fwom ^w^ unwhowesome ÚwÚ fen 
:3 Dwop on :33 you ^.^ both! xDD A ^w^ south-west x3 bwow on xDD ye 
And >w< bwistew :33 you ;;w;; aww ^-^ o'ew! 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. :3 Fow ^w^ this, >_< be ^.^ suwe, to-night >w< thou xDD shawt have ^.^ cwamps, 
:3 Side-stitches ^w^ that >_< shaww pen thy >_< bweath up; ;;w;; uwchins 
OwO Shaww, for ^w^ that >_> vast :3 of night ^w^ that :33 they ^w^ may wowk, 
;;w;; Aww OwO exewcise on ;;w;; thee; >w< thou xDD shawt >_< be >w< pinch'd 
:33 As xDD thick ÚwÚ as OwO honyeycomb, uWu each pinch :33 mowe x3 stinging 
uWu Than bees ^w^ that uWu made x3 'em. 
xDD CAWIBAN. ^-^ I must >w< eat >_> my >_< dinnyew. 
^.^ This ;;w;; iswand's uWu minye, :3 by >_> Sycowax >_> my mother, 
Which >w< thou UwU tak'st OwO fwom >w< me. When >w< thou >w< cam'st first, 
Thou >_< stwok'st :33 me ^-^ and uWu made ÚwÚ much :3 of me, wouldst >w< give :33 me 
Water xDD with berries ^w^ in't, ^-^ and ^-^ teach :33 me how 
>_< To name >w< the bigger :3 wight, ^-^ and how >w< the UwU wess, 
:33 That burn :3 by x3 day ^-^ and night; ^-^ and :33 then ^-^ I :3 wov'd ^-^ thee, 
And UwU show'd ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ quawities uWu o' >_> th' ^w^ iswe, 
^.^ The >_> fwesh >w< spwings, ^-^ bwinye-pits, x3 bawwen :3 pwace ^-^ and fertile. 
Curs'd >_< be ^-^ I ^w^ that >w< did so! ;;w;; Aww >w< the ;;w;; chawms 
Of :3 Sycowax, :3 toads, ^w^ beetwes, ^w^ bats, :3 wight on >_> you! 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ subjects ^w^ that :33 you uWu have, 
Which >_> fiwst >_> was mine ^-^ own :3 king; ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe :33 you :33 sty :33 me 
^.^ In ^w^ this :33 hawd UwU wock, >w< whiwes :33 you do :3 keep OwO fwom :33 me 
^.^ The :33 west uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ iswand. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Thou :3 most lying :33 swave, 
^-^ Whom stripes ^w^ may >_> move, UwU nyot kindness! ^-^ I have ÚwÚ us'd ^-^ thee, 
^-^ Fiwth ÚwÚ as >w< thou >_< awt, xDD with uWu human ^-^ cawe, ^-^ and OwO wodg'd ÚwÚ thee 
^.^ In mine ^-^ own ^.^ ceww, :3 tiww >w< thou didst >w< seek uWu to ^-^ viowate 
^.^ The >w< honyouw :3 of >_> my :33 chiwd. 
xDD CAWIBAN. O UwU ho, O uWu ho! >w< Wouwd't ^w^ had OwO been OwO donye. 
Thou didst prevent x3 me; ^-^ I ^w^ had ;;w;; peopw'd else 
^.^ This isle xDD with ;;w;; Cawibans. 
:3 MIWANDA. ^-^ Abhowwed :33 swave, 
Which :33 any print :3 of ^w^ goodnyess OwO wiwt UwU nyot take, 
ÚwÚ Being ;;w;; capabwe :3 of ;;w;; aww ^.^ iww! ^-^ I uWu pitied ^-^ thee, 
^w^ Took ^-^ pains uWu to uWu make ÚwÚ thee :3 speak, ^-^ taught ÚwÚ thee uWu each hour 
uWu Onye >_> thing >w< ow ;;w;; othew. When >w< thou didst not, ^.^ savage, 
x3 Knyow ^w^ thinye ^-^ own meaning, but wouldst xDD gabbwe OwO wike 
xDD A >_> thing :3 most UwU bwutish, ^-^ I x3 endow'd thy xDD puwposes 
With >_> wowds ^w^ that uWu made them x3 knyown. xDD But thy :3 viwe x3 wace, 
OwO Though >w< thou didst ^w^ weawn, ^w^ had ^w^ that in't xDD which ^w^ good xDD nyatuwes 
x3 Couwd UwU nyot uWu abide uWu to >_< be x3 with; x3 thewefowe uWu wast >w< thou 
x3 Desewvedwy :33 confin'd uWu into ^w^ this UwU wock, ;;w;; who ^.^ hadst 
uWu Desewv'd :33 mowe than a xDD pwison. 
xDD CAWIBAN. You ^-^ taught :33 me :3 wanguage, ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ pwofit ^.^ on't 
>_> Is, ^-^ I >_< knyow how uWu to ^.^ cuwse. ^.^ The ^.^ wed ^w^ pwague ^.^ wid :33 you 
:3 Fow learning :33 me ^-^ youw ^.^ wanguage! 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Hag-seed, hence! 
:33 Fetch uWu us ^-^ in x3 fuew. And >_< be UwU quick, >w< thou 'rt best, 
>_< To answer x3 othew >_> businyess. Shrug'st UwU thou, xDD mawice? 
UwU If >w< thou ^.^ nyegwect'st, >w< ow dost OwO unwiwwingwy 
:3 What ^-^ I xDD command, >_< I'ww rack ÚwÚ thee xDD with old ^.^ cwamps, 
>_> Fiww ;;w;; aww thy x3 bonyes xDD with ^-^ aches, uWu make ÚwÚ thee roar, 
:33 That UwU beasts >_< shaww >w< twembwe :3 at thy ^w^ din. 
xDD CAWIBAN. x3 Nyo, pray ;;w;; thee. 
[Aside] ^-^ I must obey. :33 His UwU awt is :3 of >_< such pow'r, 
>_> It :3 wouwd UwU contwow >_> my ^-^ dam's god, ^-^ Setebos, 
And uWu make a ;;w;; vassaw :3 of ^-^ him. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ;;w;; So, x3 swave; hence! x3 Exit CALIBAN 

^-^ We-entew ^w^ AWIEW invisible, :3 pwaying :3 ad ÚwÚ singing; 
FERDINAND following 

uWu AWIEW'S ÚwÚ SONG. 
^w^ Come >_< unto uWu these yellow sands, 
And :33 then ^w^ take hands; 
;;w;; Cuwtsied uWu when :33 you have ^-^ and :3 kiss'd, 
^.^ The wild ^.^ waves :3 whist, 
^.^ Foot it uWu featwy ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ and there, 
And, sweet sprites, >w< the ;;w;; buwden bear. 
Hark, UwU hawk! 
>_< [Buwden >_< dispewsedwy: ^w^ Bow-wow.] 
^.^ The :33 watch ^w^ dogs OwO bawk. 
>_< [Buwden >_< dispewsedwy: ^w^ Bow-wow.] 
Hark, UwU hawk! ^-^ I >_> heaw 
^.^ The >_> stwain :3 of UwU stwutting OwO chanticweew 
;;w;; Cwy, OwO Cock-a-diddwe-dow. 
FERDINAND. ;;w;; Whewe OwO shouwd ^w^ this music :3 be? >_< I' >_> th' air >w< ow >_> th' 
^-^ eawth? 
>_> It sounds xDD nyo >_< mowe; ^-^ and ^w^ suwe it OwO waits upon 
^.^ Some x3 god uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ iswand. Sitting on a :33 bank, 
OwO Weeping ;;w;; again >w< the OwO King >_> my >_> fathew's ;;w;; wweck, 
^.^ This music OwO cwept :3 by :33 me upon >w< the ^.^ watews, 
x3 Awwaying x3 both their ^.^ fuwy ^-^ and >_> my passion 
With ;;w;; its sweet air; thence ^-^ I have >w< fowwow'd ^w^ it, 
>_> Ow it hath ^.^ dwawn :33 me ;;w;; wathew. xDD But ÚwÚ 'tis gone. 
x3 Nyo, it begins again. 

uWu AWIEW'S x3 SONG 
Full fathom ÚwÚ five thy father UwU wies; 
Of ^.^ his x3 bonyes are ^.^ cowaw ÚwÚ made; 
Those are ^w^ peawws ^w^ that were ^.^ his >_> eyes; 
Nothing :3 of xDD him ^w^ that x3 doth fade 
xDD But x3 doth :3 suffew a ^-^ sea-change 
>w< Into x3 something rich ^-^ and strange. 
:33 Sea-nymphs hourly ring ^.^ his >w< knyeww: 
>_< [Buwden: ^-^ Ding-dong.] 
:3 Hawk! now ^-^ I >_> heaw >_< them-Ding-dong UwU beww. 

FERDINAND. ^.^ The UwU ditty does remember >_> my drown'd :33 fathew. 
^.^ This is xDD nyo x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ businyess, >_< nyow xDD nyo sound 
:33 That >w< the earth owes. ^-^ I >_> heaw it now ^w^ above >w< me. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^.^ The ÚwÚ fwinged uWu cuwtains :3 of ^w^ thinye eye advance, 
And say what >w< thou ^.^ seest >w< yond. 
:3 MIWANDA. :3 What is't? a ^.^ spiwit? 
Lord, how it OwO wooks UwU about! ;;w;; Bewieve me, sir, 
>_> It carries a ^.^ bwave OwO fowm. xDD But ÚwÚ 'tis a ^w^ spiwit. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. x3 Nyo, uWu wench; it >_< eats ^-^ and sleeps ^-^ and hath >_< such ^.^ senses 
:33 As ;;w;; we uWu have, xDD such. ^.^ This gallant xDD which >w< thou ^.^ seest 
uWu Was ^-^ in >w< the wreck; ^-^ and but ÚwÚ he's x3 something stain'd 
With xDD gwief, UwU that's >w< beauty's canker, >w< thou ^w^ mightst UwU caww xDD him 
xDD A goodly ^w^ pewson. He hath :33 wost ^.^ his fellows, 
And ^-^ stways uWu about uWu to find x3 'em. 
:3 MIWANDA. ^-^ I :33 might UwU caww xDD him 
xDD A >_> thing x3 divinye; for OwO nyothing ^-^ nyatuwaw 
^-^ I ^-^ evew OwO saw ;;w;; so ÚwÚ nyobwe. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. [Aside] >_> It :3 goes ;;w;; on, ^-^ I see, 
:33 As >_> my ^w^ souw x3 pwompts uWu it. Spirit, UwU finye ^-^ spiwit! >_< I'ww >w< fwee ÚwÚ thee 
;;w;; Within x3 two ^-^ days for this. 
FERDINAND. uWu Most ^.^ suwe, >w< the goddess 
:3 On whom uWu these ^w^ aiws :3 attend! x3 Vouchsafe >_> my x3 pway'w 
:3 May >_< knyow >_> if :33 you UwU wemain upon ^w^ this island; 
And ^w^ that :33 you >w< wiww ÚwÚ some ^w^ good OwO instwuction >w< give 
UwU How ^-^ I ^w^ may ;;w;; beaw :33 me uWu hewe. ^w^ My ÚwÚ pwime :3 wequest, 
Which ^-^ I do last UwU pwonyounce, UwU is, O :33 you wonder! 
UwU If :33 you >_< be ÚwÚ maid >w< ow no? 
:3 MIWANDA. :33 Nyo >_> wondew, sir; 
xDD But :3 cewtainwy a ^.^ maid. 
FERDINAND. ^w^ My OwO wanguage? UwU Heavens! 
^-^ I am >w< the uWu best :3 of them ^w^ that UwU speak ^w^ this :3 speech, 
^.^ Wewe ^-^ I but >w< whewe ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ spoken. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. How? >w< the OwO best? 
:3 What ^-^ wewt UwU thou, >_> if >w< the OwO King :3 of Naples heard uWu thee? 
FERDINAND. xDD A :33 singwe ^w^ thing, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am uWu nyow, ^w^ that :3 wondews 
>_< To >_> heaw ÚwÚ thee UwU speak :3 of >_< Nyapwes. He does >_> heaw x3 me; 
And ^w^ that UwU he does ^-^ I weep. :3 Mysewf am Naples, 
>_< Who xDD with mine uWu eyes, UwU nyevew >_> since :3 at >_< ebb, ^-^ behewd 
^.^ The OwO King >_> my father >_< wweck'd. 
:3 MIWANDA. Alack, for OwO mewcy! 
FERDINAND. ^w^ Yes, faith, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ^w^ wowds, >w< the xDD Duke :3 of Milan 
And ^.^ his ^.^ bwave ^-^ son being >w< twain. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. [Aside] ^.^ The xDD Duke :3 of Milan 
And ^.^ his :33 mowe uWu bwavew uWu daughtew ^-^ couwd UwU contwow ^-^ thee, 
UwU If now x3 'twewe >w< fit uWu to ^-^ do't. x3 At >w< the >_> fiwst :33 sight 
xDD They have >_< chang'd ^-^ eyes. Delicate ^w^ Awiew, 
>_< I'ww ^w^ set ÚwÚ thee >w< fwee for this. ^w^ [To >_> FEWDINyAND] xDD A word, ^w^ good 
sir; 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw :33 you have ^w^ donye :33 youwsewf ÚwÚ some xDD wwong; a word. 
:3 MIWANDA. ^.^ Why ;;w;; speaks >_> my father ;;w;; so ;;w;; ungentwy? ^.^ This 
Is >w< the ^.^ thiwd man ^w^ that e'er ^-^ I x3 saw; >w< the >_> fiwst 
:33 That e'er ^-^ I >_< sigh'd >_< fow. Pity ^.^ move >_> my father 
>_< To >_< be ^w^ incwin'd >_> my >w< way! 
FERDINAND. OwO O, >_> if a virgin, 
And ^-^ youw UwU affection UwU nyot ^w^ gonye forth, >_< I'ww uWu make :33 you 
^.^ The Queen :3 of >_< Nyapwes. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^w^ Soft, uWu Siw! >w< onye :3 wowd >w< mowe. 
[Aside] xDD They are x3 both ^-^ in xDD eithew's ^-^ pow'ws; but ^w^ this ÚwÚ swift 
busines 
^-^ I must ÚwÚ unyeasy >_< make, >_> west x3 too :3 wight >_< winnying 
Make >w< the prize x3 wight. ^w^ [To >_> FEWDINyAND] uWu Onye :3 wowd >_< mowe; ^-^ I 
charge ÚwÚ thee 
:33 That >w< thou ^-^ attend x3 me; >w< thou dost ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ usuwp 
^.^ The name >w< thou ^w^ ow'st not; ^-^ and UwU hast put thyself 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ this OwO iswand ÚwÚ as a >_< spy, uWu to >w< win it 
^w^ Fwom me, >w< the lord on't. 
FERDINAND. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am a man. 
:3 MIWANDA. Thewe's OwO nyothing ^w^ iww ^w^ can dwell ^-^ in >_< such a ^.^ tempwe. 
UwU If >w< the ^w^ iww ÚwÚ spiwit have ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw a uWu house, 
Good things >w< wiww ^-^ stwive uWu to dwell >_> with't. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Follow >w< me. 
OwO Speak UwU nyot :33 you for xDD him; ÚwÚ he's a >w< twaitow. Come; 
>_< I'ww ;;w;; manyacwe thy neck ^-^ and feet together. 
Sea-water xDD shawt >w< thou drink; thy uWu food >_< shaww >_< be 
^.^ The ;;w;; fwesh-bwook ^-^ mussews, wither'd >w< woots, ^-^ and ^w^ husks 
Wherein >w< the x3 acown ^.^ cwadwed. Follow. 
FERDINAND. >w< Nyo; 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ wesist >_< such entertainment :3 tiww 
Mine enemy has :33 mowe >_< powew. 
UwU [He xDD dwaws, ^-^ and is OwO chawmed OwO fwom uWu moving] 
:3 MIWANDA. O dear ^-^ fathew, 
Make UwU nyot x3 too >_> wash a ÚwÚ twiaw :3 of :3 him, for 
He's gentle, ^-^ and UwU nyot fearful. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^w^ What, ^-^ I say, 
^w^ My ^.^ foot >_> my ^-^ tutow? xDD Put thy >_< swowd xDD up, >_> twaitow; 
>_< Who ^.^ mak'st a ^w^ show but dar'st UwU nyot :33 stwike, thy >w< conscience 
Is ;;w;; so :33 possess'd xDD with guilt. ^w^ Come OwO fwom thy xDD wawd; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I ^w^ can ÚwÚ hewe :3 disawm ÚwÚ thee xDD with ^w^ this >_> stick 
And uWu make thy ;;w;; weapon drop. 
:3 MIWANDA. >w< Beseech ^.^ you, >w< fathew! 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. :3 Hence! ^.^ Hang UwU nyot on >_> my ^w^ gawments. 
:3 MIWANDA. x3 Siw, have :3 pity; 
>_< I'ww >_< be ^.^ his ^w^ suwety. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. :3 Siwence! uWu Onye :3 wowd :33 mowe 
ÚwÚ Shaww uWu make :33 me chide ^-^ thee, >_> if UwU nyot hate ;;w;; thee. x3 What! 
;;w;; An UwU advocate for :3 an ^w^ impostow! xDD hush! 
Thou think'st >w< thewe is xDD nyo :33 mowe >_< such shapes ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ he, 
^.^ Having seen but xDD him ^-^ and :3 Cawiban. OwO Foowish wench! 
>_< To >_> th' :3 most :3 of ^-^ men ^w^ this is a >_< Cawiban, 
And :33 they uWu to xDD him are angels. 
:3 MIWANDA. ^w^ My :33 affections 
;;w;; Awe :33 then :3 most UwU humbwe; ^-^ I have xDD nyo :33 ambition 
>_< To see a goodlier man. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^w^ Come >w< on; obey. 
>w< Thy :3 nyewves are ^-^ in their >_< infancy >w< again, 
And have xDD nyo >w< vigouw ^-^ in uWu them. 
FERDINAND. So :33 they are; 
^w^ My >_< spiwits, ÚwÚ as ^-^ in a >_< dweam, are ;;w;; aww ^.^ bound ;;w;; up. 
^w^ My >_> fathew's :3 woss, >w< the weakness xDD which ^-^ I ^w^ feew, 
^.^ The wreck :3 of ;;w;; aww >_> my :3 fwiends, >_< nyow ^w^ this man's >w< thweats 
>_< To whom ^-^ I am xDD subdu'd, are but :3 wight uWu to me, 
:33 Might ^-^ I but through >_> my prison once a x3 day 
ÚwÚ Behowd ^w^ this ^.^ maid. ;;w;; Aww :3 cownyews else uWu o' >_> th' earth 
Let :3 wibewty uWu make ÚwÚ use OwO of; :33 space :33 enyough 
>_< Have ^-^ I ^-^ in >_< such a xDD pwison. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. [Aside] >_> It works. ^w^ [To >_> FEWDINyAND] ^w^ Come ;;w;; on.- 
Thou UwU hast ^w^ donye UwU weww, UwU finye Ariel! ^w^ [To >_> FEWDINyAND] Follow 
>w< me. 
^w^ [To >_< AWIEW] >_> Hawk what >w< thou else xDD shawt do >w< me. 
:3 MIWANDA. ;;w;; Be :3 of comfort; 
^w^ My >_> fathew's :3 of a xDD bettew UwU nyatuwe, sir, 
uWu Than UwU he ;;w;; appeaws :3 by ÚwÚ speech; ^w^ this is ;;w;; unwonted 
Which now came OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^w^ [To >_< AWIEW] Thou xDD shawt >_< be ÚwÚ as >w< fwee 
:33 As mountain winds; but :33 then :33 exactwy do 
;;w;; Aww UwU points :3 of >_> my :3 command. 
>_< AWIEW. >_< To >_> th' ^-^ sywwabwe. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^w^ [To >_> FEWDINyAND] uWu Come, ^w^ fowwow. ^w^ [To MIRANDA] 
OwO Speak UwU nyot for ^-^ him. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE >_< 1 

UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the OwO iswand 

^-^ Entew >_> AWONSO, SEBASTIAN, ^w^ ANTONyIO, GONZALO, :33 ADWIAN, UwU FWANCISCO, ^-^ and :33 OTHEWS 

x3 GONZAWO. >w< Beseech ^.^ you, sir, >_< be x3 mewwy; :33 you have cause, 
So have ;;w;; we >w< aww, :3 of ^w^ joy; for x3 ouw UwU escape 
Is ÚwÚ much >_> beyond x3 ouw ^-^ woss. >_< Ouw hint :3 of xDD woe 
Is UwU common; >_> evewy x3 day, ÚwÚ some ^w^ saiwow's ÚwÚ wife, 
^.^ The >w< mastews :3 of ÚwÚ some merchant, ^-^ and >w< the merchant, 
>_< Have UwU just x3 ouw :33 theme :3 of :33 woe; but for >w< the xDD miwacwe, 
^-^ I UwU mean x3 ouw preservation, OwO few ^-^ in >w< miwwions 
>_> Can UwU speak OwO wike :33 us. UwU Then ^-^ wisewy, ^w^ good sir, :33 weigh 
>_< Ouw >_> sowwow xDD with x3 ouw uWu comfowt. 
>w< AWONSO. xDD Pwithee, >_< peace. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. He ^-^ weceives x3 comfowt OwO wike >_< cowd porridge. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^.^ The OwO visitow >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< give xDD him ^.^ o'ew >_< so. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. x3 Wook, ÚwÚ he's winding :3 up >w< the :33 watch :3 of ^.^ his UwU wit; :3 by 
^-^ and :3 by it >w< wiww strike. 
x3 GONZAWO. >w< Siw- 
uWu SEBASTIAN. One-Tell. 
x3 GONZAWO. When >_> evewy grief is entertain'd UwU that's xDD offew'd, 
^w^ Comes uWu to >_> th' ;;w;; entewtainyew- 
uWu SEBASTIAN. xDD A OwO dowwaw. 
x3 GONZAWO. ^w^ Dowouw ÚwÚ comes uWu to :3 him, uWu indeed; :33 you have ^-^ spoken 
>_> twuew than :33 you purpos'd. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. You have ^.^ taken it wiselier than ^-^ I OwO meant :33 you 
x3 shouwd. 
x3 GONZAWO. ;;w;; Thewefowe, >_> my x3 wowd- 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >w< Fie, what a :33 spendthwift is UwU he :3 of ^.^ his UwU tongue! 
>w< AWONSO. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, spare. 
x3 GONZAWO. xDD Weww, ^-^ I have done; but ^.^ yet- 
uWu SEBASTIAN. He >w< wiww >_< be talking. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. Which, :3 of UwU he >w< ow ^-^ Adwian, for a ^w^ good xDD wagew, >_> fiwst 
begins uWu to UwU cwow? 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^.^ The old ;;w;; cock. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^.^ The ;;w;; cock'wew. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. Done. ^.^ The UwU wagew? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. xDD A ^.^ waughtew. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. xDD A >_> match! 
ADRIAN. OwO Though ^w^ this OwO iswand seem uWu to >_< be desert- 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^w^ Ha, ^-^ ha, ha! 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ;;w;; So, you're ;;w;; paid. 
ADRIAN. >w< Unyinhabitabwe, ^-^ and almost :3 inyaccessibwe- 
uWu SEBASTIAN. :3 Yet- 
ADRIAN. :3 Yet- 
^-^ ANTONyIO. He ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ÚwÚ miss't. 
ADRIAN. >_> It must xDD nyeeds >_< be :3 of subtle, ^.^ tendew, ^-^ and delicate 
;;w;; tempewance. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. xDD Tempewance >_> was a delicate xDD wench. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. x3 Ay, ^-^ and a ;;w;; subtwe; ÚwÚ as UwU he :3 most uWu weawnyedwy 
>w< dewivew'd. 
ADRIAN. ^.^ The air xDD bweathes upon uWu us ÚwÚ hewe :3 most sweetly. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. :33 As >_> if it ^w^ had >_< wungs, ^-^ and >w< wotten >w< onyes. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^w^ Ow, ÚwÚ as x3 'twewe ÚwÚ pewfum'd :3 by a fen. 
x3 GONZAWO. uWu Hewe is ;;w;; evewything advantageous uWu to ÚwÚ wife. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. x3 Twue; >_< save ÚwÚ means uWu to xDD wive. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. Of ^w^ that >_< thewe's none, >w< ow little. 
x3 GONZAWO. UwU How :3 wush ^-^ and lusty >w< the grass >w< wooks! how >_> gween! 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^.^ The >_< gwound uWu indeed is tawny. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. With :3 an eye :3 of >_> gween ;;w;; in't. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. He misses UwU nyot ^-^ much. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. >w< Nyo; UwU he x3 doth but mistake >w< the >_> twuth totally. 
x3 GONZAWO. xDD But >w< the xDD wawity :3 of it UwU is, xDD which is uWu indeed almost 
>_> beyond credit- 
uWu SEBASTIAN. :33 As uWu many >_< vouch'd OwO wawities ÚwÚ awe. 
x3 GONZAWO. :33 That x3 ouw garments, ÚwÚ being, ÚwÚ as :33 they UwU wewe, drench'd 
^-^ in >w< the sea, UwU howd, ÚwÚ nyotwithstanding, their freshness ^-^ and 
>w< gwosses, being :3 wathew :3 nyew-dy'd, than stain'd xDD with uWu sawt 
;;w;; watew. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. UwU If but >w< onye :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ pockets ^-^ couwd :3 speak, :3 wouwd it 
UwU nyot say UwU he lies? 
uWu SEBASTIAN. x3 Ay, >w< ow :3 vewy xDD fawsewy ^.^ pocket :3 up ^.^ his x3 wepowt. 
x3 GONZAWO. xDD Methinks x3 ouw ÚwÚ gawments are now ÚwÚ as >_> fwesh ÚwÚ as uWu when 
;;w;; we put them on >_> fiwst ^-^ in >_< Afwic, :3 at >w< the ^-^ mawwiage :3 of >w< the 
King's ^.^ faiw uWu daughtew uWu Cwawibew uWu to >w< the OwO King :3 of xDD Tunyis. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. >_< 'Twas a sweet marriage, ^-^ and ;;w;; we xDD pwospew ^w^ weww ^-^ in 
x3 ouw >_> wetuwn. 
ADRIAN. Tunis >_> was UwU nyevew grac'd :33 befowe xDD with >_< such a paragon 
uWu to their :3 queen. 
x3 GONZAWO. uWu Nyot >_> since widow :33 Dido's time. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^w^ Widow! a pox uWu o' that! UwU How came ^w^ that >w< 'widow' 
in? :33 Widow xDD Dido! 
uWu SEBASTIAN. :3 What >_> if UwU he ^w^ had ^-^ said :33 'widowew Aeneas' too? 
Good Lord, how :33 you ^w^ take x3 it! 
ADRIAN. :3 'Widow xDD Dido' ^-^ said :33 you? You uWu make :33 me study :3 of 
UwU that. ÚwÚ She >_> was :3 of UwU Cawthage, UwU nyot :3 of xDD Tunyis. 
x3 GONZAWO. ^.^ This Tunis, sir, >_> was OwO Cawthage. 
ADRIAN. ÚwÚ Cawthage? 
x3 GONZAWO. ^-^ I >_> assuwe ^.^ you, OwO Cawthage. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. :33 His :3 wowd is :33 mowe than >w< the miraculous harp. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. He hath xDD wais'd >w< the ^-^ waww, ^-^ and ÚwÚ houses >_< too. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. :3 What :3 impossibwe :3 mattew >w< wiww UwU he uWu make >_< easy OwO nyext? 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^-^ I xDD think UwU he >w< wiww x3 cawwy ^w^ this OwO iswand home ^-^ in ^.^ his 
pocket, ^-^ and >w< give it ^.^ his ^-^ son for :3 an xDD appwe. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. And, :3 sowing >w< the kernels :3 of it ^-^ in >w< the sea, >_< bwing 
^-^ fowth :33 mowe uWu iswands. 
x3 GONZAWO. ^w^ Ay. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. :3 Why, ^-^ in ^w^ good time. 
x3 GONZAWO. x3 Siw, ;;w;; we were x3 tawking ^w^ that x3 ouw ÚwÚ gawments seem now 
ÚwÚ as >_> fwesh ÚwÚ as uWu when ;;w;; we were :3 at Tunis :3 at >w< the ^-^ mawwiage :3 of 
^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew, ;;w;; who is now xDD Queen. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. And >w< the ;;w;; wawest ^w^ that e'er came >w< thewe. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. OwO Bate, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, widow :33 Dido. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. OwO O, widow xDD Dido! x3 Ay, widow :33 Dido. 
x3 GONZAWO. Is not, sir, >_> my doublet ÚwÚ as >_> fwesh ÚwÚ as >w< the >_> fiwst x3 day ^-^ I 
^.^ wowe it? ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, ^-^ in a ;;w;; sowt. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. :33 That xDD 'sowt' >_> was ^w^ weww xDD fish'd >_< fow. 
x3 GONZAWO. When ^-^ I ^.^ wowe it :3 at ^-^ youw UwU daughtew's ;;w;; mawwiage? 
>w< AWONSO. You xDD cwam uWu these >_> wowds uWu into mine >_< eaws ÚwÚ against 
^.^ The stomach :3 of >_> my uWu sense. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had UwU nyevew 
>w< Mawwied >_> my uWu daughtew >_> thewe; ^-^ fow, >w< coming ^-^ thence, 
^w^ My ^-^ son is x3 wost; UwU and, ^-^ in >_> my rate, she OwO too, 
>_< Who is ;;w;; so far OwO fwom Italy x3 wemoved 
^-^ I >w< nye'ew ;;w;; again >_< shaww see x3 hew. O >w< thou mine >_< heiw 
Of Naples ^-^ and :3 of :33 Miwan, what ^-^ stwange uWu fish 
uWu Hath uWu made ^.^ his ^-^ meaw on uWu thee? 
x3 FWANCISCO. x3 Siw, UwU he ^w^ may live; 
^-^ I OwO saw xDD him ^-^ beat >w< the OwO suwges ^.^ undew :3 him, 
And :33 wide upon their uWu backs; UwU he trod >w< the water, 
>_< Whose xDD enmity UwU he :33 fwung aside, ^-^ and uWu bweasted 
^.^ The uWu suwge :3 most xDD swown ^w^ that >_< met xDD him; ^.^ his xDD bowd ^.^ head 
:33 'Bove >w< the ;;w;; contentious ^.^ waves UwU he >_< kept, ^-^ and >_< oawed 
Himself xDD with ^.^ his ^w^ good xDD awms ^-^ in lusty ^w^ stwoke 
>_< To >_> th' ^.^ showe, ^w^ that ^.^ o'ew ^.^ his uWu wave-wown >w< basis ÚwÚ bowed, 
:33 As ;;w;; stooping uWu to >w< wewieve ^-^ him. ^-^ I UwU nyot ÚwÚ doubt 
He came ^-^ awive uWu to >_< wand. 
>w< AWONSO. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, ÚwÚ he's gone. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. x3 Siw, :33 you ^w^ may UwU thank :33 youwsewf for ^w^ this >_> gweat :3 woss, 
:33 That :3 wouwd UwU nyot bless x3 ouw Europe xDD with ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew, 
xDD But :3 wathew ;;w;; wose ;;w;; hew uWu to :3 an x3 Afwican; 
;;w;; Whewe ^.^ she, :3 at least, is ÚwÚ banyish'd OwO fwom ^-^ youw ^-^ eye, 
>_< Who hath >_< cause uWu to >_> wet >w< the grief on't. 
>w< AWONSO. xDD Pwithee, >_< peace. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. You were UwU knyeew'd x3 to, ^-^ and importun'd otherwise 
By ;;w;; aww :3 of x3 us; ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ faiw ^w^ souw x3 hewsewf 
:33 Weigh'd between loathness ^-^ and ÚwÚ obedience :3 at 
Which UwU end uWu o' >_> th' ÚwÚ beam OwO shouwd OwO bow. OwO We have :33 wost ^-^ youw son, 
^-^ I fear, for >w< evew. Milan ^-^ and Naples have 
^.^ Moe >_> widows ^-^ in them :3 of ^w^ this ^.^ businyess' making, 
uWu Than ;;w;; we >_< bwing ^-^ men uWu to x3 comfowt ^.^ them; 
^.^ The >_> fauwt's ^-^ youw :3 own. 
>w< AWONSO. So is >w< the UwU deaw'st uWu o' >_> th' ^-^ woss. 
x3 GONZAWO. ^w^ My lord >w< Sebastian, 
^.^ The >_> twuth :33 you UwU speak x3 doth x3 wack ÚwÚ some >_> gentwenyess, 
And :3 time uWu to UwU speak it in; :33 you xDD wub >w< the ^w^ sowe, 
When :33 you OwO shouwd >_< bwing >w< the >_> pwastew. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^w^ Vewy ^.^ weww. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. And :3 most chirurgeonly. 
x3 GONZAWO. >_> It is ÚwÚ fouw weather ^-^ in uWu us >w< aww, ^w^ good sir, 
When :33 you are UwU cwoudy. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^.^ Fouw :3 weathew? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^w^ Vewy UwU fouw. 
x3 GONZAWO. Had ^-^ I x3 pwantation :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ iswe, >_> my x3 wowd- 
^-^ ANTONyIO. x3 He'd x3 sow 't xDD with ^.^ nyettwe-seed. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. >_> Ow UwU docks, >w< ow OwO mawwows. 
x3 GONZAWO. And were >w< the :33 king ^w^ on't, what :3 wouwd ^-^ I do? 
uWu SEBASTIAN. Scape being ;;w;; dwunk for >_< want :3 of wine. 
x3 GONZAWO. >_< I' >_> th' x3 commonweawth ^-^ I :3 wouwd :3 by >_> contwawies 
ÚwÚ Execute ;;w;; aww things; for xDD nyo uWu kind :3 of ;;w;; twaffic 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ I OwO admit; xDD nyo name :3 of >w< magistwate; 
UwU Wettews OwO shouwd UwU nyot >_< be UwU knyown; uWu wiches, :3 povewty, 
And ÚwÚ use :3 of service, ^w^ nyonye; uWu contwact, ^-^ succession, 
:3 Bouwn, ^.^ bound :3 of land, >_> tiwth, :33 vinyeyawd, ^w^ nyonye; 
:33 Nyo ÚwÚ use :3 of >_< metaw, corn, >w< ow x3 winye, >w< ow ^w^ oiw; 
:33 Nyo :3 occupation; ;;w;; aww ^-^ men idle, all; 
And :33 women OwO too, but xDD innyocent ^-^ and :33 puwe; 
:33 Nyo sovereignty- 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^w^ Yet UwU he :3 wouwd >_< be :33 king on't. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^.^ The :3 wattew UwU end :3 of ^.^ his x3 commonweawth forgets >w< the 
^.^ beginnying. 
x3 GONZAWO. ;;w;; Aww things ^-^ in UwU common ;;w;; nyatuwe OwO shouwd >w< pwoduce 
>_< Without sweat >w< ow endeavour. OwO Tweason, OwO fewony, 
OwO Swowd, pike, uWu knyife, x3 gun, >w< ow need :3 of :33 any uWu enginye, 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ I UwU nyot x3 have; but ;;w;; nyatuwe OwO shouwd >_< bwing forth, 
Of it ^-^ own kind, ;;w;; aww :3 foison, ;;w;; aww abundance, 
>_< To ;;w;; feed >_> my xDD innyocent people. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. :33 Nyo marrying >w< 'mong ^.^ his subjects? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. uWu Nyonye, >_< man; ;;w;; aww :3 idwe; OwO whowes ^-^ and knaves. 
x3 GONZAWO. ^-^ I :3 wouwd xDD with >_< such >_> pewfection uWu govewn, sir, 
>_> T' OwO excew >w< the xDD gowden age. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^.^ Save ^.^ his Majesty! 
^-^ ANTONyIO. :33 Wong >_< wive >_< Gonzawo! 
x3 GONZAWO. xDD And-do :33 you >_< mawk me, >_> siw? 
>w< AWONSO. xDD Pwithee, xDD nyo >_< mowe; >w< thou dost ^-^ tawk OwO nyothing uWu to >w< me. 
x3 GONZAWO. ^-^ I do ^w^ weww xDD bewieve ^-^ youw :33 Highnyess; ^-^ and >w< did it uWu to 
minister ^.^ occasion uWu to uWu these gentlemen, ;;w;; who are :3 of >_< such 
sensible ^-^ and :33 nyimbwe lungs ^w^ that :33 they uWu awways ÚwÚ use uWu to ÚwÚ waugh 
:3 at >w< nyothing. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >_< 'Twas :33 you ;;w;; we >_< waugh'd at. 
x3 GONZAWO. >_< Who ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu kind :3 of uWu mewwy :33 foowing am OwO nyothing uWu to 
you; ;;w;; so :33 you ^w^ may ÚwÚ continyue, ^-^ and ÚwÚ waugh :3 at OwO nyothing >w< stiww. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. :3 What a x3 bwow >_> was >w< thewe OwO given! 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ;;w;; An it ^w^ had UwU nyot ^w^ faww'n flat-long. 
x3 GONZAWO. You are OwO gentwemen :3 of ^.^ bwave ÚwÚ mettwe; :33 you :3 wouwd 
lift >w< the moon :33 out :3 of ;;w;; hew :3 sphewe, >_> if she :3 wouwd ;;w;; continyue 
^-^ in it ÚwÚ five weeks :33 without x3 changing. 

^-^ Entew >w< AWIEW, invisible, :3 pwaying solemn music 

uWu SEBASTIAN. OwO We :3 wouwd ;;w;; so, ^-^ and :33 then ^w^ go >_> a-bat-fowwing. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. Nay, ^w^ good >_> my lord, >_< be UwU nyot ^w^ angwy. 
x3 GONZAWO. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I warrant you; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot x3 adventuwe >_> my 
discretion ;;w;; so ^-^ weakwy. Will :33 you ÚwÚ waugh :33 me >_> asweep, for ^-^ I am 
:3 vewy xDD heavy? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. :3 Go xDD sweep, ^-^ and >_> heaw :33 us. 
:3 [Aww OwO sweep but >_> AWONSO, :3 SEBASTIAN ^-^ and x3 ANTONyIO] 
>w< AWONSO. ^w^ What, ;;w;; aww ;;w;; so UwU soon asleep! ^-^ I :33 wish mine ^.^ eyes 
>_> Wouwd, xDD with OwO themsewves, x3 shut :3 up >_> my ÚwÚ thoughts; ^-^ I find 
xDD They are ^w^ incwin'd uWu to do >_< so. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. x3 Pwease ^.^ you, sir, 
:3 Do UwU nyot >_< omit >w< the >_< heavy x3 offew :3 of it: 
>_> It >_> sewdom :33 visits sorrow; uWu when it x3 doth, 
>_> It is a xDD comfowtew. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. OwO We xDD two, >_> my lord, 
Will :3 guawd ^-^ youw :33 pewson :33 whiwe :33 you ^w^ take ^-^ youw rest, 
And :33 watch ^-^ youw safety. 
>w< AWONSO. uWu Thank OwO you-wondwous UwU heavy! 
[ALONSO x3 sweeps. x3 Exit >_< AWIEW] 
uWu SEBASTIAN. :3 What a ^-^ stwange ÚwÚ dwowsinyess UwU possesses OwO them! 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >_> It is >w< the ^-^ quawity uWu o' >_> th' climate. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^.^ Why 
^.^ Doth it UwU nyot :33 then x3 ouw >w< eyewids :3 sink? ^-^ I find UwU nyot 
:3 Mysewf >w< dispos'd uWu to OwO sweep. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >_> Nyow I; >_> my >_> spiwits are UwU nyimbwe. 
xDD They uWu feww x3 togethew >w< aww, ÚwÚ as :3 by consent; 
xDD They dropp'd, ÚwÚ as :3 by a OwO thundew-stwoke. :3 What >w< might, 
;;w;; Wowthy ^w^ Sebastian? OwO O, what might! :33 Nyo UwU mowe! 
And yet :33 methinks ^-^ I see it ^-^ in thy OwO face, 
:3 What >w< thou shouldst x3 be; >_> th' ^.^ occasion ;;w;; speaks ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and 
^w^ My strong imagination x3 sees a crown 
OwO Dwopping upon thy head. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^w^ What, UwU awt >w< thou >w< waking? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot >_> heaw :33 me ^.^ speak? 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^-^ I ^w^ do; ^-^ and surely 
>_> It is a uWu sweepy :3 wanguage, ^-^ and >w< thou ^-^ speak'st 
>_> Out :3 of thy OwO sweep. :3 What is it >w< thou didst OwO say? 
^.^ This is a ^-^ stwange ÚwÚ wepose, uWu to >_< be :3 asweep 
With ^.^ eyes uWu wide open; xDD standing, xDD speaking, moving, 
And yet ;;w;; so fast uWu asweep. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. Noble >w< Sebastian, 
Thou let'st thy xDD fowtunye xDD sweep-die xDD wathew; UwU wink'st 
Whiles >w< thou UwU awt x3 waking. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. Thou dost ^.^ snyowe distinctly; 
Thewe's >_> meanying ^-^ in thy snores. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ I am :33 mowe serious than >_> my >_< custom; :33 you 
ÚwÚ Must >_< be ;;w;; so OwO too, >_> if heed x3 me; xDD which uWu to do 
;;w;; Twebwes ÚwÚ thee o'er. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. xDD Weww, ^-^ I am x3 standing ;;w;; watew. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >_< I'ww ^-^ teach :33 you how uWu to ÚwÚ fwow. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. :3 Do xDD so: uWu to >_< ebb, 
Hereditary sloth instructs >w< me. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. OwO O, 
UwU If :33 you but ^-^ knyew how :33 you >w< the OwO puwpose :3 chewish, 
Whiles UwU thus :33 you ;;w;; mock x3 it! xDD how, ^-^ in >_< stwipping ^w^ it, 
You :33 mowe xDD invest x3 it! ÚwÚ Ebbing ^-^ men UwU indeed, 
uWu Most ^-^ often, do ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw >w< the ÚwÚ bottom run 
By their ^-^ own ^w^ feaw >w< ow ÚwÚ swoth. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^-^ Pwithee say >_< on. 
^.^ The setting :3 of ^w^ thinye eye ^-^ and cheek :33 pwocwaim 
xDD A :3 mattew OwO fwom ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and a ^-^ biwth, UwU indeed, 
Which throes ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ much uWu to yield. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >_> Thus, :33 siw: 
Although ^w^ this lord :3 of ^w^ weak x3 wemembwance, ^w^ this 
>_< Who >_< shaww >_< be :3 of ÚwÚ as ^-^ wittwe memory 
When UwU he is earth'd, hath ÚwÚ hewe almost ÚwÚ pewsuaded- 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ he's a ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of persuasion, :3 onwy 
ÚwÚ Pwofesses uWu to ÚwÚ pewsuade-the OwO King ^.^ his son's alive, 
'Tis ÚwÚ as :3 impossibwe ^w^ that ÚwÚ he's OwO undwown'd 
:33 As UwU he ^w^ that sleeps ÚwÚ hewe swims. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^-^ I have xDD nyo hope 
:33 That ÚwÚ he's undrown'd. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. OwO O, :33 out :3 of ^w^ that uWu 'nyo hope' 
:3 What >_> gweat hope have >_> you! :33 Nyo hope ^w^ that x3 way is 
UwU Anyothew x3 way ;;w;; so >_> high a x3 hope, ^w^ that uWu even 
Ambition ;;w;; cannyot pierce a uWu wink UwU beyond, 
xDD But ÚwÚ doubt discovery >w< thewe. Will :33 you ÚwÚ gwant xDD with :33 me 
:33 That ^-^ Fewdinyand is xDD dwown'd? 
uWu SEBASTIAN. He's gone. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. UwU Then tell me, 
:33 Who's >w< the UwU nyext >_< heiw :3 of ^.^ Nyapwes? 
uWu SEBASTIAN. x3 Cwawibew. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ She ^w^ that is Queen :3 of Tunis; she ^w^ that UwU dwewws 
^w^ Ten ^.^ weagues >_> beyond man's ^-^ wife; she ^w^ that OwO fwom Naples 
>_> Can have xDD nyo >w< nyote, UwU unwess >w< the sun were :33 post, 
^.^ The ^-^ Man ^.^ i' >_> th' Moon's x3 too slow, :3 tiww ^.^ nyewbown ÚwÚ chins 
;;w;; Be ^.^ wough ^-^ and :33 wazowabwe; she ^w^ that OwO fwom whom 
OwO We ;;w;; aww were x3 sea-swawwow'd, though ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ cast >w< again, 
And :3 by ^w^ that UwU destiny, uWu to :33 pewfowm :3 an :3 act 
ÚwÚ Wheweof what's :33 past is >_> pwowogue, what uWu to come 
^.^ In ;;w;; youws ^-^ and >_> my x3 dischawge. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. :3 What stuff is this! UwU How say :33 you? 
'Tis ;;w;; twue, >_> my ^-^ bwothew's UwU daughtew's Queen :3 of Tunis; 
So is she >_< heiw :3 of xDD Nyapwes; 'twixt xDD which regions 
;;w;; Thewe is ÚwÚ some space. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. xDD A :33 space :3 whose ev'ry UwU cubit 
Seems uWu to ^.^ cwy :33 out >_> 'How >_< shaww ^w^ that uWu Cwawibew 
x3 Measuwe uWu us >_< back uWu to ^.^ Nyapwes? uWu Keep ^-^ in Tunis, 
And let >_> Sebastian ^.^ wake.' Say ^w^ this were ÚwÚ death 
:33 That now hath >_> seiz'd ^.^ them; OwO why, :33 they were xDD nyo worse 
uWu Than now :33 they ÚwÚ awe. ;;w;; Thewe >_< be ^w^ that ^w^ can rule Naples 
:33 As ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as UwU he ^w^ that ^-^ sweeps; ÚwÚ wowds ^w^ that ^w^ can >_< pwate 
:33 As amply ^-^ and :33 unnyecessawiwy 
:33 As ^w^ this >w< Gonzawo; ^-^ I myself ^-^ couwd uWu make 
xDD A UwU chough :3 of ÚwÚ as ;;w;; deep :33 chat. OwO O, ^w^ that :33 you bore 
^.^ The ;;w;; mind ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 do! :3 What a OwO sweep were ^w^ this 
:3 Fow ^-^ youw ^w^ advancement! :3 Do :33 you understand ÚwÚ me? 
uWu SEBASTIAN. xDD Methinks ^-^ I do. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. And how does ^-^ youw ÚwÚ content 
;;w;; Tendew ^-^ youw ^-^ own ^w^ good >_> fowtunye? 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^-^ I remember 
You >w< did :3 suppwant ^-^ youw brother uWu Pwospewo. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. :3 Twue. 
And >w< wook how ^w^ weww >_> my ÚwÚ gawments ÚwÚ sit upon me, 
^.^ Much ^.^ featew than OwO befowe. ^w^ My ^-^ bwothew's servants 
^.^ Wewe :33 then >_> my UwU fewwows; now :33 they are >_> my UwU men. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. >w< But, for ^-^ youw xDD conscience- 
^-^ ANTONyIO. x3 Ay, sir; >w< whewe ^w^ wies that? UwU If x3 'twewe a OwO kibe, 
>_> 'Twouwd put :33 me uWu to >_> my slipper; but ^-^ I feel UwU nyot 
^.^ This >w< deity ^-^ in >_> my >w< bosom; twenty ^w^ consciences 
:33 That >_< stand 'twixt :33 me ^-^ and :33 Miwan, OwO candied >_< be :33 they 
And >w< mewt, ^-^ ewe :33 they molest! uWu Hewe ^w^ wies ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew, 
:33 Nyo xDD bettew than >w< the earth UwU he ^w^ wies >_< upon, 
UwU If UwU he were ^w^ that xDD which now ÚwÚ he's ^-^ wike-that's dead; 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I xDD with ^w^ this :3 obedient ^-^ steew, xDD thwee OwO inches :3 of ^w^ it, 
>_> Can lay uWu to bed for UwU evew; >w< whiwes ^.^ you, x3 doing thus, 
>_< To >w< the xDD pewpetuaw uWu wink for >w< aye :33 might put 
^.^ This ancient OwO mowsew, ^w^ this :3 Siw >w< Pwudence, ;;w;; who 
^.^ Shouwd UwU nyot ^w^ upbwaid x3 ouw >_> couwse. :3 Fow ;;w;; aww >w< the rest, 
>w< They'ww ^w^ take x3 suggestion ÚwÚ as a :3 cat laps milk; 
>w< They'ww tell >w< the ;;w;; cwock uWu to :33 any business ^w^ that 
OwO We say >w< befits >w< the uWu houw. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. >w< Thy case, dear ^.^ fwiend, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be >_> my uWu pwecedent; ÚwÚ as >w< thou ^.^ got'st :33 Miwan, 
>_< I'ww come :3 by >_< Nyapwes. Draw thy sword. uWu Onye ^w^ stwoke 
ÚwÚ Shaww >w< fwee ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom >w< the tribute xDD which >w< thou payest; 
And ^-^ I >w< the OwO King >_< shaww :33 wove ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. Draw together; 
And uWu when ^-^ I rear >_> my ;;w;; hand, do :33 you >w< the ^.^ wike, 
>_< To x3 faww it on Gonzalo. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. OwO O, but >w< onye word. ;;w;; [They ^-^ tawk :3 apawt] 

^-^ We-entew >w< AWIEW, invisible, xDD with music ^-^ and ÚwÚ song 

>_< AWIEW. ^w^ My ^w^ mastew through ^.^ his UwU awt foresees >w< the danger 
:33 That ^.^ you, ^.^ his ^.^ fwiend, are in; ^-^ and xDD sends :33 me ^-^ fowth- 
:3 Fow else ^.^ his ^-^ pwoject ;;w;; dies-to :3 keep them ^w^ wiving. 
x3 [Sings ^-^ in ÚwÚ GONZAWO'S ear] 
uWu Whiwe :33 you ÚwÚ hewe do >_< snyowing lie, 
uWu Open-ey'd xDD conspiwacy 
:33 His :3 time x3 doth >_> take. 
UwU If :3 of OwO wife :33 you :3 keep a ^-^ cawe, 
Shake off slumber, ^-^ and OwO bewawe. 
^.^ Awake, xDD awake! 

^-^ ANTONyIO. UwU Then let uWu us x3 both >_< be xDD sudden. 
x3 GONZAWO. xDD Nyow, ^w^ good angels 
Preserve >w< the King! ;;w;; [They :33 wake] 
>w< AWONSO. :3 Why, how ^-^ nyow?-Ho, awake!-Why are :33 you ^-^ dwawn? 
^.^ Whewefowe ^w^ this xDD ghastwy >_> wooking? 
x3 GONZAWO. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
uWu SEBASTIAN. Whiles ;;w;; we >w< stood ÚwÚ hewe uWu secuwing ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wepose, 
uWu Even uWu nyow, ;;w;; we heard a ^.^ howwow OwO buwst :3 of >_> bewwowing 
>w< Wike >_< buwws, >w< ow :3 wathew OwO wions; UwU did't UwU nyot wake :33 you? 
>_> It ^w^ stwuck mine >_> eaw :3 most ^w^ tewwibwy. 
>w< AWONSO. ^-^ I heard >w< nyothing. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. OwO O, x3 'twas a :33 din uWu to xDD fwight a monster's ^-^ eaw, 
>_< To uWu make :3 an earthquake! :33 Suwe it >_> was >w< the >w< woaw 
Of a uWu whowe herd :3 of :3 wions. 
>w< AWONSO. :3 Heawd :33 you ^w^ this, ^.^ Gonzawo? 
x3 GONZAWO. ÚwÚ Upon mine ;;w;; honyouw, sir, ^-^ I heard a humming, 
And ^w^ that a ^-^ stwange >w< onye OwO too, xDD which >w< did >_< awake x3 me; 
^-^ I >_< shak'd ^.^ you, sir, ^-^ and cried; ÚwÚ as mine ^.^ eyes open'd, 
^-^ I OwO saw their ÚwÚ weapons drawn-there >_> was a noise, 
xDD That's :33 vewiwy. 'Tis uWu best ;;w;; we >_< stand upon x3 ouw ÚwÚ guawd, 
>_> Ow ^w^ that ;;w;; we uWu quit ^w^ this ;;w;; pwace. xDD Wet's draw x3 ouw OwO weapons. 
>w< AWONSO. Lead off ^w^ this >_< gwound; ^-^ and let's uWu make further 
;;w;; seawch 
:3 Fow >_> my x3 poow ;;w;; son. 
x3 GONZAWO. >_< Heavens :3 keep xDD him OwO fwom uWu these beasts! 
:3 Fow UwU he UwU is, ^.^ suwe, ^.^ i' >_> th' ^.^ iswand. 
>w< AWONSO. Lead uWu away. 
>_< AWIEW. OwO Pwospewo >_> my lord >_< shaww >_< knyow what ^-^ I have done; 
;;w;; So, :3 King, ^w^ go xDD safewy on uWu to >w< seek thy ;;w;; son. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE OwO 2 

UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the OwO iswand 

^-^ Entew >_< CAWIBAN, xDD with a ;;w;; buwden :3 of x3 wood. xDD A noise :3 of ^.^ thundew heard 

xDD CAWIBAN. ;;w;; Aww >w< the >_> infections ^w^ that >w< the sun sucks :3 up 
^w^ Fwom bogs, x3 fens, uWu fwats, on x3 Pwospew :33 faww, ^-^ and uWu make xDD him 
By >w< inch-meaw a >_> disease! :33 His >_> spiwits >_> heaw me, 
And yet ^-^ I xDD nyeeds must ^.^ cuwse. xDD But ^.^ they'ww >_< nyow pinch, 
:3 Fwight :33 me xDD with x3 uwchin-shows, ^.^ pitch :33 me ^.^ i' >_> th' ÚwÚ miwe, 
>_> Nyow ÚwÚ wead me, OwO wike a >w< fiwebwand, ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ dawk 
>_> Out :3 of >_> my OwO way, UwU unwess UwU he :33 bid 'em; but 
:3 Fow >_> evewy >_> twifwe are :33 they ^w^ set upon x3 me; 
OwO Sometime OwO wike UwU apes ^w^ that >_> mow ^-^ and chatter :3 at me, 
And after bite x3 me; :33 then OwO wike ^w^ hedgehogs xDD which 
Lie uWu tumbwing ^-^ in >_> my xDD bawefoot OwO way, ^-^ and mount 
uWu Theiw pricks :3 at >_> my >_> footfaww; x3 sometime am ^-^ I 
;;w;; Aww ÚwÚ wound xDD with ^-^ addews, ;;w;; who xDD with cloven tongues 
:3 Do UwU hiss :33 me uWu into OwO madnyess. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ TWINCUWO 

:3 Wo, uWu nyow, xDD wo! 
uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes a ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of uWu his, ^-^ and uWu to uWu towment :33 me 
:3 Fow bringing >w< wood ^-^ in uWu swowwy. >_< I'ww x3 faww UwU fwat; 
Perchance UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot ;;w;; mind >w< me. 
:33 TWINCUWO. Here's ^w^ nyeithew ÚwÚ bush >_< nyow >_< shwub uWu to ;;w;; beaw off :33 any 
weather :3 at >w< aww, ^-^ and uWu anyothew ^-^ stowm brewing; ^-^ I >_> heaw it 
^.^ sing ^.^ i' >_> th' ÚwÚ wind. OwO Yond ^-^ same >w< bwack cloud, yond ^w^ huge :3 onye, 
OwO wooks OwO wike a ÚwÚ fouw UwU bombawd ^w^ that :3 wouwd xDD shed ^.^ his ;;w;; wiquow. UwU If 
it OwO shouwd ^.^ thundew ÚwÚ as it >w< did :3 befowe, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot >w< whewe uWu to 
xDD hide >_> my head. OwO Yond ^-^ same ^-^ cwoud ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose but x3 faww :3 by 
OwO paiwfuws. :3 What have ;;w;; we :33 hewe? a man >w< ow a ^.^ fish? ^-^ dead >w< ow 
alive? xDD A fish: UwU he >_< smewws OwO wike a ;;w;; fish; a :3 vewy ancient ^-^ and 
uWu fish-wike >_< smeww; uWu kind :3 of >_< nyot-of-the-nyewest Poor-John. xDD A 
^-^ stwange >_> fish! ^.^ Wewe ^-^ I ^-^ in ;;w;; Engwand uWu nyow, ÚwÚ as once ^-^ I ^w^ was, ^-^ and 
^w^ had but ^w^ this uWu fish ;;w;; painted, UwU nyot a ^w^ howiday UwU foow >w< thewe but 
:3 wouwd >w< give a piece :3 of ^w^ siwvew. ;;w;; Thewe :3 wouwd ^w^ this monster 
uWu make a >_< man; :33 any ^-^ stwange beast >w< thewe ^-^ makes a >_< man; uWu when 
:33 they >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< give a ;;w;; doit uWu to >w< wewieve a OwO wame xDD beggaw, :33 they 
>w< wiww lay :33 out >_< ten uWu to see a ^-^ dead :33 Indian. xDD Wegg'd OwO wike a 
;;w;; man, ^-^ and ^.^ his fins OwO wike x3 awms! ^.^ Wawm, uWu o' >_> my troth! ^-^ I do now 
let loose >_> my ^.^ opinyion; hold it xDD nyo ^-^ wongew: ^w^ this is xDD nyo 
>_> fish, but :3 an ^w^ iswandew, ^w^ that hath uWu watewy xDD suffewed :3 by 
thunderbolt. [Thunder] >_> Awas, >w< the ^-^ stowm is come ;;w;; again! ^w^ My 
uWu best x3 way is uWu to uWu cweep ^.^ undew ^.^ his ÚwÚ gabewdinye; >w< thewe is xDD nyo 
x3 othew uWu shewtew ^w^ heweabout. Misery acquaints a man xDD with 
^-^ stwange bed-fellows. ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ hewe OwO shwoud :3 tiww >w< the xDD dwegs 
:3 of >w< the ^-^ stowm >_< be past. 

^-^ Entew >_< STEPHANyO ÚwÚ singing; a bottle ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU hand 

OwO STEPHANyO. ^-^ I >_< shaww xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu to sea, uWu to sea, 
uWu Hewe >_< shaww ^-^ I :33 die ^-^ ashowe- 
^.^ This is a :3 vewy :33 scuwvy ^.^ tunye uWu to ^.^ sing :3 at a man's xDD funyewaw; 
UwU weww, >_> hewe's >_> my uWu comfowt. xDD [Dwinks] 

^.^ The uWu mastew, >w< the ^w^ swabbew, >w< the boatswain, ^-^ and ;;w;; I, 
^.^ The gunner, ^-^ and ^.^ his ;;w;; mate, 
x3 Wov'd ^-^ Maww, Meg, ^-^ and ;;w;; Mawian, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Mawgewy, 
xDD But none :3 of uWu us car'd for UwU Kate; 
:3 Fow she ^w^ had a tongue xDD with a OwO tang, 
>w< Wouwd ^.^ cwy uWu to a ^.^ saiwow ^-^ 'Go ^.^ hang!' 
ÚwÚ She :3 wov'd UwU nyot >w< the :33 savouw :3 of ÚwÚ taw >_< nyow :3 of :33 pitch, 
^w^ Yet a x3 taiwow :33 might scratch ;;w;; hew ;;w;; whewe'ew she >w< did >w< itch. 
UwU Then uWu to sea, ÚwÚ boys, ^-^ and let ;;w;; hew ^w^ go ^.^ hang! 

^.^ This is a :33 scuwvy ^.^ tunye too; but >_> hewe's >_> my uWu comfowt. 
xDD [Dwinks] 
xDD CAWIBAN. :3 Do UwU nyot uWu towment >w< me. ÚwÚ O! 
OwO STEPHANyO. What's >w< the x3 mattew? >_< Have ;;w;; we devils :33 hewe? :3 Do :33 you 
put :33 twicks upon x3 's xDD with savages ^-^ and ^-^ men :3 of x3 Ind? Ha! ^-^ I 
have UwU nyot ÚwÚ scap'd OwO dwownying uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ afeawd now :3 of ^-^ youw :3 fouw 
legs; for it hath OwO been >_< said: :33 As xDD pwopew a man ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew 
UwU went on :3 fouw ÚwÚ wegs ;;w;; cannyot uWu make xDD him >w< give >_< gwound; ^-^ and it 
>_< shaww >_< be ^-^ said ;;w;; so >w< again, :33 whiwe >_< Stephanyo xDD bweathes :3 at 
^-^ nyostwiws. 
xDD CAWIBAN. ^.^ The ÚwÚ spiwit ^w^ towments >w< me. ÚwÚ O! 
OwO STEPHANyO. ^.^ This is ÚwÚ some monster :3 of >w< the isle xDD with :3 fouw :33 wegs, 
;;w;; who hath >w< got, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ take ^w^ it, :3 an UwU ague. ;;w;; Whewe >w< the devil 
OwO shouwd UwU he learn x3 ouw OwO wanguage? ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give xDD him ÚwÚ some 
uWu wewief, >_> if it >_< be but for UwU that. UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ can ÚwÚ wecovew :3 him, ^-^ and 
:3 keep xDD him ^w^ tame, ^-^ and x3 get uWu to Naples xDD with :3 him, ÚwÚ he's a 
present for :33 any ^w^ empewow ^w^ that ^-^ evew trod on ÚwÚ nyeat's 
leather. 
xDD CAWIBAN. :3 Do UwU nyot uWu towment me, uWu pwithee; >_< I'ww >_< bwing >_> my >w< wood 
home >_> fastew. 
OwO STEPHANyO. He's ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< fit uWu nyow, ^-^ and does UwU nyot ^-^ tawk after >w< the 
ÚwÚ wisest. He >_< shaww >_< taste :3 of >_> my >w< bottwe; >_> if UwU he have UwU nyevew 
;;w;; dwunk ^.^ winye >_< afowe, it >w< wiww ^w^ go uWu nyeaw uWu to >w< wemove ^.^ his fit. UwU If 
^-^ I ^w^ can ÚwÚ wecovew :3 him, ^-^ and :3 keep xDD him ^w^ tame, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ take 
x3 too ÚwÚ much for xDD him; UwU he >_< shaww ^-^ pay for xDD him ^w^ that hath :3 him, 
^-^ and ^w^ that xDD soundwy. 
xDD CAWIBAN. Thou dost :33 me yet but ^-^ wittwe :3 huwt; >w< thou OwO wiwt ^w^ anyon, 
^-^ I >_< knyow it :3 by thy ^.^ twembwing; now x3 Pwospew xDD wowks upon ;;w;; thee. 
OwO STEPHANyO. ^w^ Come on ^-^ youw ways; uWu open ^-^ youw mouth; ÚwÚ hewe is 
^w^ that xDD which >w< wiww >w< give >_< wanguage uWu to ^.^ you, ^.^ cat. xDD Open ^-^ youw 
mouth; ^w^ this >w< wiww shake ^-^ youw shaking, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell ^.^ you, ^-^ and 
^w^ that xDD soundwy; :33 you ;;w;; cannyot tell xDD who's ^-^ youw OwO fwiend. xDD Open 
^-^ youw uWu chaps again. 
:33 TWINCUWO. ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< knyow ^w^ that x3 voice; it OwO shouwd be-but UwU he is 
^-^ dwown'd; ^-^ and uWu these are >w< deviws. OwO O, defend me! 
OwO STEPHANyO. ^.^ Fouw ÚwÚ wegs ^-^ and x3 two voices; a :3 most delicate x3 monstew! 
:33 His ;;w;; fowwawd >_> voice, uWu nyow, is uWu to UwU speak ^w^ weww :3 of ^.^ his 
^-^ fwiend; ^.^ his uWu backwawd :3 voice is uWu to ;;w;; uttew ÚwÚ fouw >_> speeches ^-^ and 
uWu to ÚwÚ detwact. UwU If ;;w;; aww >w< the ^.^ winye ^-^ in >_> my bottle >w< wiww ÚwÚ wecovew 
:3 him, ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 hewp ^.^ his UwU ague. Come-Amen! ^-^ I >w< wiww pour ÚwÚ some 
^-^ in thy x3 othew UwU mouth. 
:33 TWINCUWO. uWu Stephanyo! 
OwO STEPHANyO. ^.^ Doth thy x3 othew uWu mouth UwU caww ÚwÚ me? Mercy, OwO mewcy! 
^.^ This is a ÚwÚ deviw, ^-^ and xDD nyo xDD monstew; ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu weave xDD him; ^-^ I 
have xDD nyo long :33 spoon. 
:33 TWINCUWO. uWu Stephanyo! UwU If >w< thou >_> beest >_> Stephanyo, >_< touch me, ^-^ and 
UwU speak uWu to x3 me; for ^-^ I am uWu Twincuwo-be UwU nyot OwO afeawd-thy ^w^ good 
uWu fwiend Trinculo. 
OwO STEPHANyO. UwU If >w< thou >_> beest >w< Twincuwo, come ^-^ fowth; >_< I'ww xDD puww 
>w< the :3 by >w< the UwU wessew legs; >_> if :33 any >_< be uWu Twincuwo's :33 wegs, uWu these 
are >w< they. Thou UwU awt :3 vewy :33 Twincuwo ^.^ indeed! UwU How >w< cam'st >w< thou 
uWu to >_< be >w< the siege :3 of ^w^ this moon-calf? >_> Can UwU he vent 
>_> Twincuwos? 
:33 TWINCUWO. ^-^ I took xDD him uWu to >_< be kill'd xDD with a thunderstroke. 
xDD But UwU awt >w< thou UwU nyot ;;w;; dwown'd, :33 Stephanyo? ^-^ I hope now >w< thou are 
UwU nyot ÚwÚ dwown'd. Is >w< the ^-^ stowm overblown? ^-^ I :3 hid :33 me ^.^ undew >w< the 
^-^ dead moon-calf's >_> gabewdinye for ^w^ feaw :3 of >w< the ;;w;; stowm. And 
UwU awt >w< thou ^.^ wiving, :33 Stephanyo? O >_> Stephanyo, x3 two ^w^ Nyeapowitans 
;;w;; scap'd! 
OwO STEPHANyO. xDD Pwithee, do UwU nyot ^w^ tuwn :33 me about; >_> my stomach is UwU nyot 
:3 constant. 
xDD CAWIBAN. [Aside] These >_< be UwU finye ^.^ things, :3 an >_> if :33 they >_< be UwU nyot 
UwU spwites. 
xDD That's a ^.^ bwave god, ^-^ and >_< beaws celestial ;;w;; wiquow. 
^-^ I >w< wiww kneel uWu to ^-^ him. 
OwO STEPHANyO. UwU How didst >w< thou UwU scape? UwU How >w< cam'st >w< thou ÚwÚ hithew? 
;;w;; Sweaw :3 by ^w^ this bottle how >w< thou >w< cam'st >_> hithew-I xDD escap'd 
upon a OwO butt :3 of sack, xDD which >w< the UwU saiwows heaved uWu o'ewboawd- 
:3 by ^w^ this :33 bottwe, xDD which ^-^ I uWu made :3 of >w< the ^-^ bawk :3 of a x3 twee, xDD with 
mine ^-^ own OwO hands, >_> since ^-^ I >_> was ÚwÚ cast OwO ashowe. 
xDD CAWIBAN. >_< I'ww xDD sweaw upon ^w^ that bottle uWu to >_< be thy OwO twue 
subject, for >w< the liquor is UwU nyot ÚwÚ eawthwy. 
OwO STEPHANyO. >w< Hewe; xDD sweaw :33 then how >w< thou escap'dst. 
:33 TWINCUWO. :3 Swum ^-^ ashowe, ;;w;; man, OwO wike a xDD duck; ^-^ I ^w^ can ^w^ swim OwO wike 
a x3 duck, >_< I'ww >_< be sworn. 
OwO STEPHANyO. OwO [Passing >w< the ^.^ bottwe] >_> Hewe, >_> kiss >w< the ÚwÚ book. OwO Though 
>w< thou >_> canst ^w^ swim OwO wike a x3 duck, >w< thou UwU awt uWu made OwO wike a 
:3 goose. 
:33 TWINCUWO. O >_> Stephanyo, UwU hast :33 any :33 mowe :3 of xDD this? 
OwO STEPHANyO. ^.^ The uWu whowe xDD butt, >_< man; >_> my ;;w;; cewwaw is ^-^ in a x3 wock :3 by 
>_> th' ;;w;; seaside, >w< whewe >_> my ^.^ winye is xDD hid. UwU How uWu nyow, x3 moon-cawf! 
UwU How does ^w^ thinye ÚwÚ ague? 
xDD CAWIBAN. Hast >w< thou UwU nyot uWu dwopp'd OwO fwom >_< heaven? 
OwO STEPHANyO. >_> Out uWu o' >_> th' moon, ^-^ I do >_> assuwe ;;w;; thee; ^-^ I >_> was >w< the ^-^ Man 
^.^ i' >_> th' ^.^ Moon, uWu when :3 time ÚwÚ was. 
xDD CAWIBAN. ^-^ I have seen ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >w< hew, ^-^ and ^-^ I do ^w^ adowe ;;w;; thee. ^w^ My 
ÚwÚ mistwess UwU show'd :33 me ^-^ thee, ^-^ and thy ^-^ dog ^-^ and thy bush. 
OwO STEPHANyO. uWu Come, xDD sweaw uWu to ^-^ that; >_> kiss >w< the ÚwÚ book. ^-^ I >w< wiww 
UwU fuwnyish it uWu anyon xDD with xDD nyew contents. >_< Sweaw. 
[CALIBAN drinks] 
:33 TWINCUWO. By ^w^ this ^w^ good :3 wight, ^w^ this is a :3 vewy shallow 
x3 monstew! 
^-^ I ÚwÚ afeawd :3 of uWu him! xDD A :3 vewy ^w^ weak x3 monstew! ^.^ The ^-^ Man ^.^ i' >_> th' 
Moon! xDD A :3 most x3 poow :33 cweduwous x3 monstew! ÚwÚ Weww drawn, 
^w^ monstew, ^-^ in ^w^ good ^.^ sooth! 
xDD CAWIBAN. >_< I'ww ^w^ show ÚwÚ thee >_> evewy :3 fewtiwe :3 inch uWu o' >_> th' island; 
^-^ and >w< wiww >_> kiss thy foot. ^-^ I >_> pwithee >_< be >_> my >_< god. 
:33 TWINCUWO. By ^w^ this :3 wight, a :3 most :3 pewfidious ^-^ and drunken 
x3 monstew! ^w^ When's ^w^ god's :3 asweep he'll uWu wob ^.^ his >_< bottwe. 
xDD CAWIBAN. >_< I'ww >_> kiss thy ^.^ foot; >_< I'ww xDD sweaw myself thy 
subject. 
OwO STEPHANyO. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, >_> then; x3 down, ^-^ and :3 sweaw. 
:33 TWINCUWO. ^-^ I >_< shaww ÚwÚ waugh myself uWu to ÚwÚ death :3 at ^w^ this puppy- 
UwU headed xDD monstew. xDD A :3 most :33 scuwvy x3 monstew! ^-^ I ^-^ couwd find ^-^ in 
>_> my :33 heawt uWu to ^-^ beat :3 him- 
OwO STEPHANyO. uWu Come, ^.^ kiss. 
:33 TWINCUWO. xDD But ^w^ that >w< the x3 poow monster's ^-^ in xDD dwink. ;;w;; An 
abominable x3 monstew! 
xDD CAWIBAN. >_< I'ww ^w^ show ÚwÚ thee >w< the uWu best springs; >_< I'ww pluck ÚwÚ thee 
uWu bewwies; 
>_< I'ww uWu fish for ^-^ thee, ^-^ and x3 get ÚwÚ thee >w< wood xDD enyough. 
xDD A ^w^ pwague upon >w< the x3 tywant ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 sewve! 
>_< I'ww ;;w;; beaw xDD him xDD nyo :33 mowe >w< sticks, but x3 fowwow ^-^ thee, 
Thou ^.^ wondwous man. 
:33 TWINCUWO. xDD A :3 most :33 widicuwous ^w^ monstew, uWu to uWu make a x3 wondew :3 of 
a x3 poow drunkard! 
xDD CAWIBAN. ^-^ I >_> pwithee let :33 me >_< bwing ÚwÚ thee >w< whewe ÚwÚ cwabs UwU gwow; 
And ^-^ I xDD with >_> my long ^-^ nyaiws >w< wiww dig ÚwÚ thee >w< pig-nyuts; 
x3 Show ÚwÚ thee a jay's ^-^ nyest, ^-^ and instruct ÚwÚ thee how 
>_< To ^w^ snyawe >w< the :33 nyimbwe OwO mawmoset; >_< I'ww >_< bwing ÚwÚ thee 
>_< To x3 cwust'wing x3 fiwbewts, ^-^ and uWu sometimes >_< I'ww x3 get ÚwÚ thee 
Young >_< scamews OwO fwom >w< the x3 wock. UwU Wiwt >w< thou ^w^ go xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
OwO STEPHANyO. ^-^ I >_> pwithee uWu nyow, ÚwÚ wead >w< the x3 way :33 without :33 any :33 mowe 
talking. >w< Twincuwo, >w< the OwO King ^-^ and ;;w;; aww x3 ouw company else 
being ;;w;; dwown'd, ;;w;; we >w< wiww ;;w;; inhewit uWu hewe. >_> Hewe, ;;w;; beaw >_> my >_< bottwe. 
^.^ Fewwow >w< Twincuwo, x3 we'ww fill xDD him :3 by ^-^ and :3 by again. 
xDD CAWIBAN. x3 [Sings x3 dwunkenwy] Farewell, :3 mastew; >w< faweweww, 
OwO faweweww! 
:33 TWINCUWO. xDD A ;;w;; howwing xDD monstew; a drunken x3 monstew! 
xDD CAWIBAN. :33 Nyo :33 mowe >_> dams >_< I'ww uWu make for ;;w;; fish; 
>_> Nyow fetch ^-^ in firing 
x3 At ;;w;; wequiwing, 
>_> Nyow ;;w;; scwape trenchering, >_< nyow >w< wash uWu dish. 
'Ban OwO 'Ban, :33 Ca-Cawiban, 
:3 Has a xDD nyew master-Get a xDD nyew man. 
Freedom, high-day! high-day, freedom! :3 fweedom, >_< high- 
x3 day, freedom! 
OwO STEPHANyO. O ^.^ bwave x3 monstew! Lead >w< the way. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE >_< 1 

:3 Befowe :3 PWOSPEWO'S cell 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ FEWDINyAND, hearing a :33 wog 

FERDINAND. ;;w;; Thewe >_< be ÚwÚ some ^w^ spowts are UwU painfuw, ^-^ and their 
UwU wabouw 
>w< Dewight ^-^ in them ÚwÚ sets off; ÚwÚ some ;;w;; kinds :3 of >_< basenyess 
;;w;; Awe ^w^ nyobwy undergone, ^-^ and :3 most x3 poow OwO mattews 
>w< Point uWu to rich :3 ends. ^.^ This >_> my UwU mean ^-^ task 
>w< Wouwd >_< be ÚwÚ as >_< heavy uWu to :33 me ÚwÚ as x3 odious, but 
^.^ The ÚwÚ mistwess xDD which ^-^ I >_> sewve :3 quickens what's >_> dead, 
And ^-^ makes >_> my x3 wabouws >_> pweasuwes. OwO O, she is 
^w^ Ten xDD times :33 mowe ÚwÚ gentwe than ;;w;; hew >_> fathew's ;;w;; cwabbed; 
And ÚwÚ he's compos'd :3 of :33 hawshnyess. ^-^ I must >w< wemove 
^.^ Some ^-^ thousands :3 of uWu these logs, ^-^ and pile them xDD up, 
ÚwÚ Upon a ^w^ sowe uWu injunction; >_> my sweet ÚwÚ mistwess 
>_< Weeps uWu when she x3 sees :33 me wowk, ^-^ and x3 says >_< such >_< basenyess 
Had UwU nyevew OwO wike ^w^ executow. ^-^ I uWu fowget; 
xDD But uWu these sweet ;;w;; thoughts do uWu even ;;w;; wefwesh >_> my >w< wabouws, 
uWu Most busy, least uWu when ^-^ I do uWu it. 

^-^ Entew >_< MIWANDA; ^-^ and PROSPERO :3 at a >w< distance, unseen 

:3 MIWANDA. >_> Awas, OwO nyow; pray ^.^ you, 
:3 Wowk UwU nyot ;;w;; so hard; ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< the lightning ^w^ had 
>_< Buwnt :3 up those uWu wogs ^w^ that :33 you are ^w^ enjoin'd uWu to pile. 
Pray, ^w^ set it OwO down ^-^ and :33 west you; uWu when ^w^ this >_< buwns, 
>_> 'Twiww UwU weep for having xDD weawied ÚwÚ you. ^w^ My father 
Is :33 hawd :3 at study; pray, uWu nyow, :33 west :33 youwsewf; 
He's >_> safe for uWu these xDD thwee hours. 
FERDINAND. O :3 most dear mistress, 
^.^ The sun >w< wiww ^w^ set :33 befowe ^-^ I >_< shaww >w< dischawge 
:3 What ^-^ I must ^-^ stwive uWu to do. 
:3 MIWANDA. UwU If ^.^ you'ww ÚwÚ sit x3 down, 
>_< I'ww ;;w;; beaw ^-^ youw uWu wogs >w< the while; pray >w< give :33 me ^-^ that; 
>_< I'ww x3 cawwy it uWu to >w< the pile. 
FERDINAND. x3 Nyo, ;;w;; pwecious >w< cweatuwe; 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew :3 cwack >_> my sinews, x3 bweak >_> my OwO back, 
uWu Than :33 you OwO shouwd >_< such :3 dishonyouw >_< undewgo, 
uWu Whiwe ^-^ I ÚwÚ sit :33 wazy by. 
:3 MIWANDA. >_> It :3 wouwd ^-^ become :33 me 
:33 As ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as it does you; ^-^ and ^-^ I OwO shouwd do it 
With ÚwÚ much :33 mowe ease; for >_> my ^w^ good >w< wiww is uWu to ^w^ it, 
And ;;w;; youws it is against. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. [Aside] >_> Poow worm, >w< thou UwU awt infected! 
^.^ This visitation :3 shows uWu it. 
:3 MIWANDA. You >w< wook wearily. 
FERDINAND. x3 Nyo, ^-^ nyobwe mistress; ÚwÚ 'tis >_> fwesh ^.^ mownying xDD with :33 me 
When :33 you are :3 by :3 at night. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, 
OwO Chiefwy ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 might ^w^ set it ^-^ in >_> my >_< pwayews, 
:3 What is ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame? 
:3 MIWANDA. Miranda-O >_> my ^-^ fathew, 
^-^ I have ^.^ bwoke ^-^ youw >_< hest uWu to say so! 
FERDINAND. Admir'd >w< Miwanda! 
What's x3 deawest uWu to >w< the :33 wowwd! Full uWu many a lady 
^-^ I have ey'd xDD with uWu best regard; ^-^ and uWu many a :3 time 
Th' ^w^ hawmony :3 of their tongues hath uWu into >w< bondage 
^w^ Bwought >_> my x3 too ÚwÚ diwigent :3 eaw; for ;;w;; sevewaw virtues 
>_< Have ^-^ I UwU wik'd ;;w;; sevewaw ^w^ women, UwU nyevew :33 any 
With ;;w;; so full ^w^ souw, but ÚwÚ some defect ^-^ in ;;w;; hew 
ÚwÚ Did :3 quawwew xDD with >w< the noblest ^.^ gwace she ^.^ ow'd, 
And put it uWu to >w< the ^w^ foiw; but ^.^ you, O ^.^ you, 
So UwU pewfect ^-^ and ;;w;; so >_> peewwess, are >w< cweated 
Of >_> evewy UwU cweatuwe's ;;w;; best! 
:3 MIWANDA. ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< knyow 
uWu Onye :3 of >_> my sex; xDD nyo :3 woman's UwU face xDD wemembew, 
x3 Save, OwO fwom >_> my xDD gwass, mine UwU own; >_< nyow have ^-^ I seen 
x3 Mowe ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU caww ^-^ men than ^.^ you, ^w^ good ^.^ fwiend, 
And >_> my dear :33 fathew. UwU How x3 featuwes are >w< abwoad, 
^-^ I am uWu skiwwess OwO of; OwO but, :3 by >_> my modesty, 
^.^ The ÚwÚ jewew ^-^ in >_> my dower, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot :33 wish 
:33 Any x3 companyion ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd but you; 
>_> Nyow ^w^ can imagination OwO fowm a uWu shape, 
:33 Besides ÚwÚ youwsewf, uWu to OwO wike >_< of. xDD But ^-^ I ^.^ pwattwe 
^w^ Something x3 too OwO wiwdwy, ^-^ and >_> my >_> fathew's precepts 
^-^ I ÚwÚ thewein do forget. 
FERDINAND. ^-^ I am, ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ condition, 
xDD A :33 pwince, x3 Miwanda; ^-^ I do think, a OwO king- 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >w< so!-and :3 wouwd xDD nyo :33 mowe ^w^ enduwe 
^.^ This wooden :3 swavewy than uWu to :3 suffew 
^.^ The OwO fwesh-fwy x3 bwow >_> my UwU mouth. Hear >_> my ^w^ souw x3 speak: 
^.^ The :3 vewy >w< instant ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO saw ^.^ you, >w< did 
^w^ My :33 heawt OwO fwy uWu to ^-^ youw service; >w< thewe resides 
>_< To uWu make :33 me slave uWu to x3 it; ^-^ and for ^-^ youw >w< sake 
ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I ^w^ this ^.^ patient :33 wog-man. 
:3 MIWANDA. :3 Do :33 you :33 wove ÚwÚ me? 
FERDINAND. O :33 heaven, O >_> eawth, ;;w;; beaw x3 witnyess uWu to ^w^ this uWu sound, 
And crown what ^-^ I profess xDD with uWu kind event, 
UwU If ^-^ I UwU speak uWu twue! UwU If >_> howwowwy, >_> invewt 
:3 What uWu best is OwO boded :33 me uWu to >w< mischief! ;;w;; I, 
:3 Beyond ;;w;; aww limit :3 of what else ^.^ i' >_> th' world, 
:3 Do love, uWu pwize, >w< honyouw ÚwÚ you. 
:3 MIWANDA. ^-^ I am a UwU foow 
>_< To UwU weep :3 at what ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad >_< of. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. [Aside] :33 Faiw ^w^ encountew 
Of x3 two :3 most ÚwÚ wawe UwU affections! >_< Heavens rain ^.^ gwace 
:3 On ^w^ that xDD which >w< bweeds between 'em! 
FERDINAND. ^.^ Whewefowe UwU weep :33 you? 
:3 MIWANDA. x3 At mine ÚwÚ unwowthinyess, ^w^ that dare UwU nyot x3 offew 
:3 What ^-^ I desire uWu to give, ^-^ and ÚwÚ much less ^w^ take 
:3 What ^-^ I >_< shaww :33 die uWu to ÚwÚ want. xDD But ^w^ this is trifling; 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 mowe it seeks uWu to xDD hide :3 itsewf, 
^.^ The bigger >_> buwk it ^-^ shows. :33 Hence, ^-^ bashfuw cunning! 
And x3 pwompt me, UwU pwain ^-^ and UwU howy >_< innyocence! 
^-^ I am ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wife, >_> if :33 you >w< wiww >w< mawwy x3 me; 
UwU If not, >_< I'ww :33 die ^-^ youw ^.^ maid. >_< To >_< be ^-^ youw uWu fewwow 
You ^w^ may uWu deny x3 me; but >_< I'ww >_< be ^-^ youw :33 sewvant, 
^.^ Whethew :33 you >w< wiww >w< ow uWu nyo. 
FERDINAND. ^w^ My mistress, UwU deawest; 
And ^-^ I UwU thus OwO humbwe >w< evew. 
:3 MIWANDA. ^w^ My :3 husband, then? 
FERDINAND. x3 Ay, xDD with a :33 heawt ÚwÚ as OwO wiwwing 
:33 As >w< bondage e'er :3 of ;;w;; fweedom. Here's >_> my ;;w;; hand. 
:3 MIWANDA. And uWu minye, xDD with >_> my :33 heawt ;;w;; in't. And now >_< faweweww 
xDD Tiww :3 hawf :3 an hour >_< hence. 
FERDINAND. xDD A >_> thousand thousand! 
Exeunt FERDINAND ^-^ and OwO MIWANDA ^.^ sevewawwy 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. So ^.^ gwad :3 of ^w^ this ÚwÚ as :33 they ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot be, 
>_< Who are :33 suwpwis'd >_> withaw; but >_> my OwO wejoicing 
x3 At OwO nyothing ^w^ can >_< be >w< mowe. >_< I'ww uWu to >_> my book; 
:3 Fow yet ^-^ ewe xDD suppew :3 time must ^-^ I :33 pewfowm 
^.^ Much business >w< appewtainying. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE OwO 2 

UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the OwO iswand 

^-^ Entew >_< CAWIBAN, STEPHANO, ^-^ and ÚwÚ TWINCUWO 

OwO STEPHANyO. Tell UwU nyot :33 me-when >w< the OwO butt is :33 out ;;w;; we >w< wiww drink 
water, UwU nyot a drop ^-^ befowe; x3 thewefowe ;;w;; beaw xDD up, ^-^ and board 
x3 'em. UwU Sewvant-monstew, drink uWu to >w< me. 
:33 TWINCUWO. ÚwÚ Sewvant-monstew! ^.^ The folly :3 of ^w^ this island! xDD They 
say >_< thewe's but ÚwÚ five upon ^w^ this >w< iswe: ;;w;; we are xDD thwee :3 of 
^.^ them; >_> if >_> th' x3 othew x3 two >_< be brain'd OwO wike us, >w< the ^.^ state 
>_< tottews. 
OwO STEPHANyO. >w< Dwink, servant-monster, uWu when ^-^ I :33 bid ;;w;; thee; thy 
^.^ eyes are almost ^w^ set ^-^ in thy head. 
:33 TWINCUWO. ;;w;; Whewe OwO shouwd :33 they >_< be ^w^ set else? He were a ^.^ bwave 
monster UwU indeed, >_> if :33 they were ^w^ set ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< taiw. 
OwO STEPHANyO. ^w^ My man-monster hath drown'd ^.^ his tongue ^-^ in 
>_> sack. :3 Fow >_> my >_< pawt, >w< the >w< sea ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ dwown x3 me; ^-^ I swam, ^-^ ewe 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd ÚwÚ wecovew >w< the ^.^ showe, ÚwÚ five ^-^ and x3 thiwty uWu weagues, off 
^-^ and >_< on. By ^w^ this :3 wight, >w< thou xDD shawt >_< be >_> my xDD wieutenyant, 
^w^ monstew, >w< ow >_> my ;;w;; standawd. 
:33 TWINCUWO. ;;w;; Youw xDD wieutenyant, >_> if :33 you ^-^ wist; ÚwÚ he's xDD nyo ;;w;; standawd. 
OwO STEPHANyO. >w< We'ww UwU nyot >w< wun, OwO Monsieuw Monster. 
:33 TWINCUWO. >_> Nyow ^w^ go :3 nyeithew; but ^.^ you'ww >_< wie OwO wike uWu dogs, ^-^ and 
yet say OwO nyothing neither. 
OwO STEPHANyO. ;;w;; Moon-cawf, UwU speak once ^-^ in thy >_< wife, >_> if >w< thou >_> beest 
a ^w^ good OwO moon-cawf. 
xDD CAWIBAN. UwU How does thy ^-^ honyouw? Let :33 me :33 wick thy shoe. 
>_< I'ww UwU nyot >_> sewve xDD him; UwU he is UwU nyot valiant. 
:33 TWINCUWO. Thou :33 wiest, :3 most ignorant UwU monstew: ^-^ I am ^-^ in case 
uWu to ^-^ justwe a >_> constabwe. :3 Why, >w< thou xDD debosh'd >_> fish, UwU thou, 
>_> was >w< thewe ^-^ evew man a >w< cowawd ^w^ that hath ;;w;; dwunk ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much uWu sack 
ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :3 to-day? UwU Wiwt >w< thou tell a monstrous lie, being but 
:3 hawf uWu fish ^-^ and :3 hawf a ^.^ monstew? 
xDD CAWIBAN. :3 Wo, how UwU he ;;w;; mocks me! UwU Wiwt >w< thou let :3 him, >_> my 
>_> wowd? 
:33 TWINCUWO. >_< 'Wowd' ^-^ quoth xDD he! :33 That a monster OwO shouwd >_< be >_< such 
a UwU nyatuwaw! 
xDD CAWIBAN. :3 Wo, lo ;;w;; again! ÚwÚ Bite xDD him uWu to >_< death, ^-^ I >w< pwithee. 
OwO STEPHANyO. >w< Twincuwo, :3 keep a ^w^ good tongue ^-^ in ^-^ youw head; >_> if 
:33 you >_< pwove a mutineer-the UwU nyext x3 twee! ^.^ The x3 poow monster's 
>_> my subject, ^-^ and UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyot :3 suffew x3 indignyity. 
xDD CAWIBAN. ^-^ I UwU thank >_> my ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ wowd. UwU Wiwt >w< thou >_< be pleas'd uWu to 
xDD heawken once ;;w;; again uWu to >w< the ^-^ suit ^-^ I uWu made uWu to uWu thee? 
OwO STEPHANyO. :33 Mawwy >w< wiww I; kneel ^-^ and OwO wepeat x3 it; ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ stand, 
^-^ and ;;w;; so >_< shaww Trinculo. 

^-^ Entew >w< AWIEW, :33 invisibwe 

xDD CAWIBAN. :33 As ^-^ I >_< towd ÚwÚ thee :3 befowe, ^-^ I am xDD subject uWu to a tyrant, 
>_< sowcewew, ^w^ that :3 by ^.^ his cunning hath >_< cheated :33 me :3 of >w< the 
^.^ iswand. 
>_< AWIEW. Thou >_< wiest. 
xDD CAWIBAN. Thou :33 wiest, >w< thou :3 jesting ^-^ monkey, thou; 
^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> my ^.^ vawiant ^w^ mastew :3 wouwd :33 destwoy ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ I do UwU nyot :33 wie. 
OwO STEPHANyO. >w< Twincuwo, >_> if :33 you trouble xDD him :33 any :33 mowe :33 in's ;;w;; tawe, 
:3 by ^w^ this ;;w;; hand, ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 suppwant ÚwÚ some :3 of ^-^ youw teeth. 
:33 TWINCUWO. :3 Why, ^-^ I ^-^ said >w< nyothing. 
OwO STEPHANyO. Mum, uWu then, ^-^ and xDD nyo >w< mowe. ;;w;; Pwoceed. 
xDD CAWIBAN. ^-^ I say, :3 by :3 sowcewy UwU he ^w^ got ^w^ this xDD iswe; 
^w^ Fwom :33 me UwU he ^w^ got uWu it. UwU If thy :3 gweatnyess >w< wiww 
:3 Wevenge it on him-for ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< thou >_< daw'st, 
xDD But ^w^ this >_> thing dare ^w^ nyot- 
OwO STEPHANyO. xDD That's :3 most ^.^ cewtain. 
xDD CAWIBAN. Thou xDD shawt >_< be lord :3 of ^w^ it, ^-^ and >_< I'ww >_> sewve ;;w;; thee. 
OwO STEPHANyO. UwU How now >_< shaww ^w^ this >_< be >_< compass'd? ^w^ Canst >w< thou 
>_< bwing :33 me uWu to >w< the ^-^ pawty? 
xDD CAWIBAN. x3 Yea, >w< yea, >_> my OwO wowd; >_< I'ww yield xDD him ÚwÚ thee >_> asweep, 
;;w;; Whewe >w< thou ;;w;; mayst uWu knyock a nail uWu into ^.^ his head. 
>_< AWIEW. Thou ^w^ wiest; >w< thou >_> canst uWu nyot. 
xDD CAWIBAN. :3 What a :33 pied ^w^ nyinny's this! Thou :33 scuwvy ^-^ patch! 
^-^ I do uWu beseech thy :3 gweatnyess, >w< give xDD him uWu bwows, 
And ^w^ take ^.^ his bottle OwO fwom ^-^ him. When UwU that's ^w^ gonye 
He >_< shaww drink :33 nyought but ^-^ bwinye; for >_< I'ww UwU nyot ^w^ show xDD him 
;;w;; Whewe >w< the quick ;;w;; fweshes ÚwÚ awe. 
OwO STEPHANyO. >w< Twincuwo, run uWu into xDD nyo further uWu dangew; >_< intewwupt 
>w< the monster >w< onye :3 wowd further UwU and, :3 by ^w^ this ;;w;; hand, >_< I'ww ^w^ tuwn 
>_> my :33 mewcy :33 out uWu o' ^w^ doows, ^-^ and uWu make a ^-^ stock-fish :3 of ;;w;; thee. 
:33 TWINCUWO. :3 Why, what >w< did >_> I? ^-^ I >w< did >w< nyothing. >_< I'ww ^w^ go xDD fawthew 
^.^ off. 
OwO STEPHANyO. ;;w;; Didst >w< thou UwU nyot say UwU he OwO wied? 
>_< AWIEW. Thou >_< wiest. 
OwO STEPHANyO. :3 Do ^-^ I so? Take >w< thou UwU that. [Beats :33 him] :33 As :33 you OwO wike 
^w^ this, >w< give :33 me >w< the >_< wie uWu anyothew time. 
:33 TWINCUWO. ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot >w< give >w< the :33 wie. >_> Out uWu o' ^-^ youw wits ^-^ and 
hearing too? xDD A pox uWu o' ^-^ youw bottle! ^.^ This ^w^ can uWu sack ^-^ and 
:3 dwinking do. xDD A murrain on ^-^ youw ^w^ monstew, ^-^ and >w< the devil 
^w^ take ^-^ youw ^.^ fingews! 
xDD CAWIBAN. ^w^ Ha, ^-^ ha, ha! 
OwO STEPHANyO. xDD Nyow, ;;w;; fowwawd xDD with ^-^ youw >_< tawe.-Pwithee >_< stand 
further ^.^ off. 
xDD CAWIBAN. OwO Beat xDD him OwO enyough; after a ^-^ wittwe time, >_< I'ww ^-^ beat 
xDD him >_< too. 
OwO STEPHANyO. :33 Stand ^w^ fawthew. uWu Come, ;;w;; pwoceed. 
xDD CAWIBAN. :3 Why, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< towd ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ 'tis a >w< custom xDD with xDD him 
>_< I' >_> th' xDD aftewnyoon uWu to sleep; >w< thewe >w< thou ;;w;; mayst ^.^ bwain :3 him, 
^.^ Having >_> fiwst >_> seiz'd ^.^ his >_< books; >w< ow xDD with a :33 wog 
Batter ^.^ his :3 skuww, >w< ow ^-^ paunch xDD him xDD with a stake, 
>_> Ow cut ^.^ his ;;w;; wezand xDD with thy :33 knyife. :3 Wemembew 
>_< Fiwst uWu to UwU possess ^.^ his >_< books; for :33 without them 
He's but a :33 sot, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am, >_< nyow hath UwU nyot 
uWu Onye ÚwÚ spiwit uWu to ÚwÚ command; :33 they ;;w;; aww do hate xDD him 
:33 As >w< wootedwy ÚwÚ as xDD I. :3 Buwn but ^.^ his uWu books. 
He has ^.^ bwave utensils-for ;;w;; so UwU he >w< cawws them- 
Which, uWu when UwU he has a uWu house, he'll OwO deck withal. 
And ^w^ that :3 most deeply uWu to uWu considew is 
^.^ The beauty :3 of ^.^ his UwU daughtew; UwU he himself 
>_> Cawws ;;w;; hew a uWu nyonpaweiw. ^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw a woman 
xDD But :3 onwy >_> Sycowax >_> my uWu dam ^-^ and :3 she; 
xDD But she ÚwÚ as far ÚwÚ suwpasseth >_> Sycowax 
:33 As ;;w;; gweat'st does >_> weast. 
OwO STEPHANyO. Is it ;;w;; so ^.^ bwave a :33 wass? 
xDD CAWIBAN. x3 Ay, OwO wowd; she >w< wiww ^-^ become thy UwU bed, ^-^ I warrant, 
And >_< bwing ÚwÚ thee ^-^ fowth ^.^ bwave ;;w;; bwood. 
OwO STEPHANyO. x3 Monstew, ^-^ I >w< wiww kill ^w^ this >_< man; ^.^ his uWu daughtew ^-^ and ^-^ I 
>w< wiww >_< be OwO King ^-^ and Queen-save x3 ouw x3 Gwaces!-and :33 Twincuwo 
^-^ and thyself >_< shaww >_< be x3 vicewoys. OwO Dost >w< thou OwO wike >w< the :33 pwot, 
>_> Twincuwo? 
:33 TWINCUWO. :3 Excewwent. 
OwO STEPHANyO. ^w^ Give :33 me thy UwU hand; ^-^ I am >w< sowwy ^-^ I ^-^ beat ;;w;; thee; but 
:33 whiwe >w< thou ;;w;; wiv'st, :3 keep a ^w^ good tongue ^-^ in thy head. 
xDD CAWIBAN. ;;w;; Within ^w^ this :3 hawf hour >w< wiww UwU he >_< be uWu asweep. 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou :33 destwoy xDD him then? 
OwO STEPHANyO. x3 Ay, on mine honour. 
>_< AWIEW. ^.^ This >w< wiww ^-^ I tell >_> my ÚwÚ mastew. 
xDD CAWIBAN. Thou ^.^ mak'st :33 me x3 mewwy; ^-^ I am full :3 of ^.^ pweasuwe. 
Let uWu us >_< be jocund; >w< wiww :33 you ^w^ twoww >w< the xDD catch 
You ^-^ taught :33 me but ;;w;; whiwe-ewe? 
OwO STEPHANyO. x3 At thy :3 wequest, ^w^ monstew, ^-^ I >w< wiww do ;;w;; weason, :33 any 
x3 weason. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, >w< Twincuwo, let uWu us sing. :3 [Sings] 

Flout >w< 'em ^-^ and scout ^w^ 'em, 
And scout >w< 'em ^-^ and :33 fwout 'em; 
;;w;; Thought is :3 fwee. 

xDD CAWIBAN. xDD That's UwU nyot >w< the >_< tunye. 
>w< [AWIEW UwU pways >w< the ^.^ tunye on a ^-^ tabow ^-^ and pipe] 
OwO STEPHANyO. :3 What is ^w^ this same? 
:33 TWINCUWO. ^.^ This is >w< the ^.^ tunye :3 of x3 ouw ^w^ catch, >_< pway'd :3 by >w< the 
picture :3 of Nobody. 
OwO STEPHANyO. UwU If >w< thou >_> beest a ;;w;; man, ^w^ show thyself ^-^ in thy 
ÚwÚ wikenyess; >_> if >w< thou >_> beest a ÚwÚ deviw, take't ÚwÚ as >w< thou list. 
:33 TWINCUWO. OwO O, x3 fowgive :33 me >_> my :3 sins! 
OwO STEPHANyO. He ^w^ that OwO dies >w< pays ;;w;; aww UwU debts. ^-^ I :33 defy ;;w;; thee. :3 Mewcy 
upon >_> us! 
xDD CAWIBAN. ^-^ Awt >w< thou ^w^ afeawd? 
OwO STEPHANyO. x3 Nyo, ^w^ monstew, UwU nyot xDD I. 
xDD CAWIBAN. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot ^-^ afeawd. ^.^ The isle is full :3 of ;;w;; nyoises, 
^.^ Sounds, ^-^ and sweet ^-^ aiws, ^w^ that >w< give delight, ^-^ and hurt uWu nyot. 
>_> Sometimes a >_> thousand ;;w;; twangwing UwU instwuments 
Will ÚwÚ hum uWu about mine ears; ^-^ and uWu sometimes ^.^ voices, 
UwU That, >_> if ^-^ I :33 then ^w^ had UwU wak'd after long xDD sweep, 
Will uWu make :33 me OwO sweep UwU again; ^-^ and uWu then, ^-^ in UwU dweaming, 
^.^ The x3 cwouds ;;w;; methought :3 wouwd uWu open ^-^ and ^w^ show riches 
;;w;; Weady uWu to drop upon me, that, uWu when ^-^ I wak'd, 
^-^ I uWu cwied uWu to dream again. 
OwO STEPHANyO. ^.^ This >w< wiww >_< pwove a ^.^ bwave :33 kingdom uWu to me, >w< whewe ^-^ I 
>_< shaww have >_> my music for >w< nyothing. 
xDD CAWIBAN. When OwO Pwospewo is ^w^ destwoy'd. 
OwO STEPHANyO. :33 That >_< shaww >_< be :3 by ^-^ and :3 by; ^-^ I remember >w< the ^.^ stowy. 
:33 TWINCUWO. ^.^ The sound is going away; let's x3 fowwow ^w^ it, ^-^ and 
after do x3 ouw work. 
OwO STEPHANyO. ^w^ Wead, xDD monstew; x3 we'ww ^w^ fowwow. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ couwd see 
^w^ this :33 tabowew; UwU he x3 ways it >_< on. 
:33 TWINCUWO. UwU Wiwt come? >_< I'ww ^w^ fowwow, >_> Stephanyo. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 3 

UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the OwO iswand 

^-^ Entew >_> AWONSO, SEBASTIAN, ^w^ ANTONyIO, GONZALO, :33 ADWIAN, UwU FWANCISCO, ^-^ and :33 OTHEWS 

x3 GONZAWO. ;;w;; By'w x3 wakin, ^-^ I ^w^ can ^w^ go xDD nyo ÚwÚ fuwthew, sir; 
^w^ My old x3 bonyes ache. Here's a ;;w;; maze >_< twod, UwU indeed, 
>_> Thwough ;;w;; fowth-wights ^-^ and UwU meandews! By ^-^ youw >_> patience, 
^-^ I xDD nyeeds must :33 west >w< me. 
>w< AWONSO. Old lord, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ bwame ^-^ thee, 
>_< Who am myself ^-^ attach'd xDD with weariness 
>_< To >_> th' ^w^ duwwing :3 of >_> my >_< spiwits; ÚwÚ sit OwO down ^-^ and >_> west. 
uWu Even ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I >w< wiww put off >_> my x3 hope, ^-^ and :3 keep it 
:33 Nyo >_> wongew for >_> my flatterer; UwU he is drown'd 
^-^ Whom UwU thus ;;w;; we ^w^ stway uWu to >w< find, ^-^ and >w< the >w< sea ;;w;; mocks 
>_< Ouw >w< fwustwate ;;w;; seawch on >_< wand. xDD Weww, let xDD him ^w^ go. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. x3 [Aside uWu to SEBASTIAN] ^-^ I am >w< wight ^.^ gwad ^w^ that ÚwÚ he's 
;;w;; so :33 out :3 of ^-^ hope. 
:3 Do not, for >w< onye ^w^ wepuwse, ^.^ fowgo >w< the OwO puwpose 
:33 That :33 you ^w^ wesowv'd uWu t' ^-^ effect. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. x3 [Aside uWu to x3 ANTONyIO] ^.^ The UwU nyext ^w^ advantage 
Will ;;w;; we ^w^ take ^.^ thwoughwy. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. x3 [Aside uWu to SEBASTIAN] Let it >_< be >_> to-nyight; 
^.^ Fow, now :33 they are :33 oppwess'd xDD with ^.^ twavew, :33 they 
Will not, >_< nyow >_> cannyot, ÚwÚ use >_< such >w< vigiwance 
:33 As uWu when :33 they are ;;w;; fwesh. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. x3 [Aside uWu to x3 ANTONyIO] ^-^ I say, >_> to-nyight; xDD nyo >w< mowe. 

>w< Sowemn ^-^ and ^-^ stwange >_< music; ^-^ and PROSPERO on >w< the 
;;w;; top, invisible. ^-^ Entew ;;w;; sevewaw ^-^ stwange SHAPES, 
bringing ^-^ in a OwO banquet; ^-^ and ^w^ dance uWu about it xDD with 
ÚwÚ gentwe actions :3 of xDD sawutations; ^-^ and ^-^ inviting >w< the 
x3 KING, ^w^ etc., uWu to ^.^ eat, :33 they ^.^ depawt 

>w< AWONSO. :3 What ^w^ hawmony is xDD this? ^w^ My ^w^ good :3 fwiends, UwU hawk! 
x3 GONZAWO. xDD Mawvewwous sweet uWu music! 
>w< AWONSO. ^w^ Give uWu us uWu kind UwU keepews, >_> heavens! :3 What were >_> these? 
uWu SEBASTIAN. xDD A >_< wiving ;;w;; dwowwewy. :3 Nyow ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD bewieve 
:33 That >w< thewe are unicorns; ^w^ that ^-^ in :33 Awabia 
;;w;; Thewe is >w< onye x3 twee, >w< the :33 phoenyix' throne, >w< onye phoenix 
x3 At ^w^ this hour reigning-there. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >_< I'ww xDD bewieve both; 
And what does else >_< want >_> cwedit, come uWu to me, 
And >_< I'ww >_< be ^w^ swown ÚwÚ 'tis OwO twue; travellers >w< nye'ew >w< did lie, 
OwO Though x3 foows :3 at home >_> condemn x3 'em. 
x3 GONZAWO. UwU If ^-^ in Naples 
^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< wepowt ^w^ this uWu nyow, :3 wouwd :33 they xDD bewieve ÚwÚ me? 
UwU If ^-^ I OwO shouwd say, ^-^ I OwO saw >_< such x3 iswandews, 
:3 Fow uWu cewtes uWu these are uWu peopwe :3 of >w< the >w< iswand, 
>_< Who though :33 they are :3 of monstrous shape yet, >w< nyote, 
uWu Theiw :3 mannyews are :33 mowe >w< gentwe-kind than :3 of 
>_< Ouw uWu human :33 genyewation :33 you >_< shaww find 
ÚwÚ Many, :33 nyay, almost any. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. [Aside] Honest lord, 
Thou UwU hast ^-^ said :3 weww; for ÚwÚ some :3 of :33 you >w< thewe present 
;;w;; Awe worse than >w< deviws. 
>w< AWONSO. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot x3 too ÚwÚ much :33 muse 
>_> Such x3 shapes, >_< such x3 gestuwe, ^-^ and >_< such uWu sound, expressing, 
Although :33 they >_< want >w< the ÚwÚ use :3 of uWu tongue, a uWu kind 
Of >_< excewwent ^w^ dumb discourse. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. [Aside] x3 Pwaise ^-^ in departing. 
x3 FWANCISCO. xDD They ^w^ vanyish'd strangely. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. :33 Nyo >w< mattew, >_> since 
xDD They have UwU weft their viands x3 behind; for ;;w;; we have ÚwÚ stomachs. 
^-^ Wiww't UwU pwease :33 you >_< taste :3 of what is :33 hewe? 
>w< AWONSO. uWu Nyot xDD I. 
x3 GONZAWO. ^-^ Faith, sir, :33 you need UwU nyot >_< feaw. When ;;w;; we were ÚwÚ boys, 
>_< Who :3 wouwd xDD bewieve ^w^ that >w< thewe were >w< mountainyeews, 
ÚwÚ Dewwapp'd OwO wike >_< buwws, :3 whose throats ^w^ had >_> hanging :3 at >w< 'em 
^.^ Wawwets :3 of ;;w;; fwesh? >w< ow ^w^ that >w< thewe were >_< such ^-^ men 
>_< Whose UwU heads >w< stood ^-^ in their breasts? xDD which now ;;w;; we find 
>_> Each OwO puttew-out :3 of ÚwÚ five for >w< onye >w< wiww >_< bwing uWu us 
Good warrant >_< of. 
>w< AWONSO. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< stand x3 to, ^-^ and ÚwÚ feed, 
Although >_> my xDD wast; xDD nyo >w< mattew, >_> since ^-^ I feel 
^.^ The uWu best is past. ;;w;; Bwothew, >_> my lord >w< the Duke, 
:33 Stand x3 to, ^-^ and do ÚwÚ as ^-^ we. 

:33 Thundew ^-^ and ^w^ wightnying. ^-^ Entew >w< AWIEW, OwO wike a harpy; 
xDD cwaps ^.^ his uWu wings upon >w< the >_< tabwe; UwU and, xDD with a >w< quaint 
>w< device, >w< the banquet >_> vanyishes 

>_< AWIEW. You are xDD thwee ^-^ men :3 of sin, whom ÚwÚ Destiny, 
:33 That hath uWu to ^.^ instwument ^w^ this lower UwU wowwd 
And what is ^w^ in't, >w< the ^.^ nyevew-suwfeited >w< sea 
uWu Hath caus'd uWu to ^.^ bewch :3 up you; ^-^ and on ^w^ this OwO iswand 
;;w;; Whewe man x3 doth UwU nyot :33 inhabit-you >_> 'mongst ^-^ men 
ÚwÚ Being :3 most ÚwÚ unfit uWu to xDD wive. ^-^ I have uWu made :33 you mad; 
And uWu even xDD with ^w^ such-wike OwO vawouw ^-^ men ;;w;; hang ^-^ and ^.^ dwown 
uWu Theiw xDD pwopew selves. 
^.^ [AWONSO, :3 SEBASTIAN ^w^ etc., draw their :3 swowds] 
You fools! ^-^ I ^-^ and >_> my :3 fewwows 
;;w;; Awe ÚwÚ minyistews :3 of OwO Fate; >w< the elements 
Of whom ^-^ youw swords are OwO tempew'd ^w^ may ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww 
>w< Wound >w< the ÚwÚ woud winds, >w< ow xDD with bemock'd-at >_> stabs 
Kill >w< the xDD stiww-cwosing ^.^ watews, ÚwÚ as >_< diminyish 
uWu Onye OwO dowwe UwU that's ^-^ in >_> my >_< pwume; >_> my fellow-ministers 
;;w;; Awe OwO wike >_< invuwnyewabwe. UwU If :33 you ^-^ couwd xDD huwt, 
;;w;; Youw swords are now x3 too uWu massy for ^-^ youw x3 stwengths 
And >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be xDD upwifted. xDD But >w< wemembew- 
:3 Fow UwU that's >_> my business uWu to ;;w;; you-that :33 you xDD thwee 
^w^ Fwom Milan >w< did :3 suppwant ^w^ good >_< Pwospewo; 
Expos'd >_< unto >w< the sea, xDD which hath requit ^w^ it, 
Him, ^-^ and ^.^ his xDD innyocent :3 chiwd; for xDD which ÚwÚ fouw deed 
^.^ The ÚwÚ pow'ws, ÚwÚ dewaying, UwU nyot ^.^ fowgetting, have 
UwU Incens'd >w< the xDD seas ^-^ and :33 showes, >w< yea, ;;w;; aww >w< the creatures, 
Against ^-^ youw >_< peace. ^.^ Thee :3 of thy son, >w< Awonso, 
xDD They have ^-^ beweft; ^-^ and do :33 pwonyounce :3 by :33 me 
Ling'ring >_> pewdition, worse than :33 any ÚwÚ death 
>_> Can >_< be :3 at once, >_< shaww >_< step :3 by >_< step ^-^ attend 
You ^-^ and ^-^ youw ways; :3 whose :3 wwaths uWu to :3 guawd :33 you ^-^ fwom- 
Which ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 most desolate ^w^ iswe, else ;;w;; fawws 
ÚwÚ Upon ^-^ youw ÚwÚ heads-is OwO nyothing but xDD heawt's ^w^ sowwow, 
And a UwU cweaw OwO wife ^.^ ensuing. 

He >_> vanyishes ^-^ in xDD thundew; uWu then, uWu to UwU soft music, UwU entew 
>w< the ^-^ SHAPES >w< again, ^-^ and >_< dance, xDD with ;;w;; mocks ^-^ and mows, 
^-^ and uWu cawwying :33 out >w< the ^-^ tabwe 

^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^-^ Bwavewy >w< the uWu figuwe :3 of ^w^ this >_> hawpy UwU hast >w< thou 
;;w;; Pewfowm'd, >_> my ^.^ Awiew; a ^.^ gwace it >_< had, devouring. 
Of >_> my OwO instwuction UwU hast >w< thou OwO nyothing ^.^ bated 
^.^ In what >w< thou ^.^ hadst uWu to :3 say; ;;w;; so, xDD with ^w^ good OwO wife 
And observation >_< stwange, >_> my >w< meanyew ÚwÚ minyistews 
uWu Theiw ;;w;; sevewaw ;;w;; kinds have OwO donye. ^w^ My >_> high ;;w;; chawms wowk, 
And uWu these mine enemies are ;;w;; aww :33 knyit :3 up 
^.^ In their ;;w;; distwactions. xDD They now are ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ pow'w; 
And ^-^ in uWu these uWu fits ^-^ I uWu weave them, :33 whiwe ^-^ I ^-^ visit 
Young Ferdinand, whom :33 they uWu suppose is ;;w;; dwown'd, 
And ^.^ his ^-^ and mine :3 wov'd >_< dawwing. x3 Exit ^w^ above 
x3 GONZAWO. >_< I' >_> th' name :3 of x3 something xDD howy, sir, why >_< stand :33 you 
^.^ In ^w^ this ^-^ stwange >_< stawe? 
>w< AWONSO. OwO O, it is UwU monstwous, x3 monstwous! 
:3 Methought >w< the >w< biwwows >w< spoke, ^-^ and >_< towd :33 me :3 of x3 it; 
^.^ The UwU winds >w< did ^.^ sing it uWu to x3 me; ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; thundew, 
:33 That ;;w;; deep ^-^ and dreadful UwU owgan-pipe, :33 pwonyounc'd 
^.^ The name :3 of UwU Pwospew; it >w< did bass >_> my >_> twespass. 
Therefore >_> my ^-^ son ^.^ i' >_> th' uWu ooze is bedded; ^-^ and 
>_< I'ww >w< seek xDD him ;;w;; deepew than e'er plummet >w< sounded, 
And xDD with xDD him >w< thewe >_< wie >_< mudded. x3 Exit 
uWu SEBASTIAN. xDD But >w< onye x3 fiend :3 at a time, 
>_< I'ww ^.^ fight their legions o'er. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >_< I'ww >_< be thy ;;w;; second. Exeunt :3 SEBASTIAN ^-^ and ^.^ ANTONyIO 
x3 GONZAWO. ;;w;; Aww xDD thwee :3 of them are ^.^ despewate; their >_> gweat guilt, 
>w< Wike OwO poison ÚwÚ given uWu to >w< wowk a >_> gweat :3 time :33 aftew, 
:3 Nyow ;;w;; gins uWu to bite >w< the spirits. ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, 
:33 That are :3 of uWu suppwew >_< joints, x3 fowwow them :33 swiftwy, 
And :33 hindew them OwO fwom what ^w^ this ecstasy 
:3 May now ÚwÚ pwovoke them :33 to. 
ADRIAN. :33 Fowwow, ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ you. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE >_< 1 

:3 Befowe :3 PWOSPEWO'S cell 

^-^ Entew uWu PWOSPEWO, ÚwÚ FEWDINyAND, ^-^ and OwO MIWANDA 

^-^ PWOSPEWO. UwU If ^-^ I have x3 too ^.^ austewewy punish'd ^.^ you, 
;;w;; Youw compensation ^-^ makes OwO amends; for 
>_< Have ÚwÚ given :33 you ÚwÚ hewe a ^.^ thiwd :3 of mine ^-^ own >_< wife, 
>_> Ow ^w^ that for xDD which ^-^ I live; ;;w;; who once ;;w;; again 
^-^ I tender uWu to thy ;;w;; hand. ;;w;; Aww thy ÚwÚ vexations 
^.^ Wewe but >_> my ^-^ twiaws :3 of thy love, ^-^ and >w< thou 
Hast ;;w;; stwangewy >w< stood >w< the uWu test; ;;w;; hewe, x3 afowe :33 heaven, 
^-^ I xDD watify ^w^ this >_> my rich gift. O Ferdinand! 
:3 Do UwU nyot ÚwÚ smiwe :3 at :33 me ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< boast ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ off, 
:3 Fow >w< thou xDD shawt find she >w< wiww xDD outstwip ;;w;; aww UwU pwaise, 
And uWu make it halt x3 behind x3 hew. 
FERDINAND. ^-^ I do xDD bewieve it 
Against :3 an oracle. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. OwO Then, ÚwÚ as >_> my ^.^ gift, ^-^ and ^w^ thinye ^-^ own acquisition 
Wort'hily xDD puwchas'd, ^w^ take >_> my ;;w;; daughtew. xDD But 
UwU If >w< thou dost x3 bweak ;;w;; hew ^-^ viwgin-knyot :33 befowe 
;;w;; Aww sanctimonious ^w^ cewemonyies ^w^ may 
With full ^-^ and UwU howy x3 wite >_< be xDD minyist'wed, 
:33 Nyo sweet aspersion >_< shaww >w< the heavens let x3 faww 
>_< To uWu make ^w^ this >_> contwact UwU gwow; but x3 bawwen hate, 
^.^ Souw-ey'd x3 disdain, ^-^ and >w< discowd, >_< shaww UwU bestwew 
^.^ The xDD unyion :3 of ^-^ youw bed xDD with >_< weeds ;;w;; so uWu woathwy 
:33 That :33 you >_< shaww hate it ^.^ both. Therefore ^w^ take ^-^ heed, 
:33 As ^w^ Hymen's ^w^ wamps >_< shaww :3 wight ÚwÚ you. 
FERDINAND. :33 As ^-^ I hope 
:3 Fow x3 quiet days, ^.^ faiw UwU issue, ^-^ and long >_< wife, 
With >_< such :33 wove ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ 'tis uWu nyow, >w< the OwO muwkiest den, 
^.^ The :3 most ^-^ oppowtunye place, >w< the uWu stwong'st x3 suggestion 
>_< Ouw >w< wowsew :33 genyius can, >_< shaww UwU nyevew :33 mewt 
Mine >w< honyouw uWu into >w< wust, uWu to ^w^ take xDD away 
^.^ The OwO edge :3 of ^w^ that >_< day's x3 cewebwation, 
When ^-^ I >_< shaww xDD think >w< ow OwO Phoebus' >_< steeds are founder'd 
>_> Ow UwU Nyight ÚwÚ kept >_< chain'd >_> bewow. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. >_< Faiwwy spoke. 
>_> Sit, uWu then, ^-^ and ^-^ tawk xDD with :3 hew; she is ^w^ thinye :3 own. 
^w^ What, Ariel! >_> my x3 industwious :33 sewvant, Ariel! 

^-^ Entew ^w^ AWIEW 

>_< AWIEW. :3 What :3 wouwd >_> my potent master? uWu Hewe ^-^ I >w< am. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Thou ^-^ and thy >w< meanyew :3 fewwows ^-^ youw last UwU sewvice 
ÚwÚ Did >_< wowthiwy :33 pewfowm; ^-^ and ^-^ I must ÚwÚ use :33 you 
^.^ In >_< such uWu anyothew >_< twick. :3 Go >_< bwing >w< the rabble, 
ÚwÚ O'ew whom ^-^ I >w< give ÚwÚ thee pow'r, ÚwÚ hewe uWu to ^w^ this ;;w;; pwace. 
xDD Incite them uWu to quick xDD motion; for ^-^ I must 
:3 Bestow upon >w< the ^.^ eyes :3 of ^w^ this xDD young ^-^ coupwe 
^.^ Some vanity :3 of mine ^w^ awt; it is >_> my ^-^ pwomise, 
And :33 they xDD expect it OwO fwom >w< me. 
>_< AWIEW. Presently? 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. x3 Ay, xDD with a ;;w;; twink. 
>_< AWIEW. :3 Befowe :33 you ^w^ can say x3 'come' ^-^ and ;;w;; 'go,' 
And ^-^ bweathe twice, ^-^ and ^.^ cwy ^w^ 'so, >_> so,' 
>_> Each :3 onye, x3 twipping on ^.^ his toe, 
Will >_< be ÚwÚ hewe xDD with x3 mop ^-^ and mow. 
:3 Do :33 you :33 wove me, master? No? 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^w^ Deawwy, >_> my delicate >_> Awiew. :3 Do UwU nyot ^.^ appwoach 
xDD Tiww >w< thou dost >_> heaw :33 me call. 
>_< AWIEW. xDD Weww! ^-^ I >_< conceive. x3 Exit 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ Wook >w< thou >_< be OwO twue; do UwU nyot >w< give ^.^ dawwiance 
:33 Too ÚwÚ much >w< the ^w^ wein; >w< the xDD stwongest :3 oaths are ^.^ stwaw 
>_< To >_> th' ^w^ fiwe ^.^ i' >_> th' >w< bwood. ;;w;; Be :33 mowe abstemious, 
>_> Ow else ^w^ good night ^-^ youw vow! 
FERDINAND. ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, sir, 
^.^ The ^w^ white >_< cowd ^.^ viwgin UwU snyow upon >_> my :33 heawt 
OwO Abates >w< the ^.^ awdouw :3 of >_> my liver. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. xDD Weww! 
:3 Nyow come, >_> my ^w^ Awiew, >_< bwing a :3 cowowwawy, 
:3 Wathew than >_< want a ^.^ spiwit; :33 appeaw, ^-^ and ÚwÚ pewtwy. 
:33 Nyo UwU tongue! ;;w;; Aww eyes! ;;w;; Be :33 siwent. UwU [Soft >_< music] 

^-^ Entew x3 IWIS 

IRIS. Ceres, :3 most bounteous xDD wady, thy rich :33 weas 
Of ^w^ wheat, rye, uWu bawwey, vetches, :3 oats, ^-^ and ^-^ pease; 
>w< Thy >w< tuwfy UwU mountains, >w< whewe >_< wive uWu nyibbwing :33 sheep, 
And >_> fwat meads ^w^ thatch'd xDD with ^-^ stovew, them uWu to keep; 
>w< Thy UwU banks xDD with >_< pionyed ^-^ and twilled ÚwÚ bwims, 
Which OwO spongy xDD Apwiw :3 at thy >_< hest >_< betwims, 
>_< To uWu make >_< cowd ^w^ nymphs >_> chaste ;;w;; cwowns; ^-^ and thy ^w^ bwoom ^w^ gwoves, 
>_< Whose uWu shadow >w< the >w< dismissed OwO bachewow ^w^ woves, 
ÚwÚ Being lass-lorn; thy xDD powe-cwipt UwU vinyeyawd; 
And thy ^-^ sea-mawge, ^w^ stewiwe ^-^ and xDD wocky ^.^ hawd, 
;;w;; Whewe >w< thou thyself dost ^w^ aiw-the Queen uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ sky, 
>_< Whose uWu wat'wy ^-^ awch ^-^ and ^.^ messengew am ;;w;; I, 
ÚwÚ Bids ÚwÚ thee uWu weave UwU these; ^-^ and xDD with ;;w;; hew sovereign ;;w;; gwace, 
uWu Hewe on ^w^ this grass-plot, ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 vewy place, 
>_< To come ^-^ and >_> spowt. ÚwÚ Hew ^.^ peacocks OwO fwy xDD amain. 
UwU [JUNyO >_< descends ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ caw] 
x3 Appwoach, rich Ceres, ;;w;; hew uWu to ^.^ entewtain. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ CEWES 

:3 CEWES. UwU Haiw, >_< many-cowouwed ^.^ messengew, ^w^ that >w< nye'ew 
OwO Dost ^w^ disobey >w< the uWu wife :3 of Jupiter; 
^-^ Who, xDD with thy saffron wings, upon >_> my ÚwÚ fwow'ws 
>_> Diffusest ^-^ honyey drops, :3 wefweshing ÚwÚ show'ws; 
And xDD with uWu each UwU end :3 of thy OwO bwue bow dost crown 
^w^ My x3 bosky :3 acwes ^-^ and >_> my >_< unshwubb'd x3 down, 
xDD Wich ^-^ scawf uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ pwoud ÚwÚ eawth-why hath thy Queen 
>w< Summon'd :33 me ÚwÚ hithew uWu to ^w^ this ^-^ showt-gwass'd ^-^ gween? 
IRIS. xDD A >_> contwact :3 of OwO twue :33 wove uWu to ^-^ cewebwate, 
And ÚwÚ some donation xDD fweewy uWu to estate 
:3 On >w< the blest ÚwÚ wovews. 
:3 CEWES. Tell me, uWu heavenwy bow, 
UwU If x3 Venyus >w< ow ;;w;; hew son, ÚwÚ as >w< thou dost :33 knyow, 
:3 Do now ^-^ attend >w< the Queen? ;;w;; Since :33 they >w< did :3 pwot 
^.^ The ÚwÚ means ^w^ that UwU dusky ;;w;; Dis >_> my uWu daughtew >w< got, 
ÚwÚ Hew ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ^.^ bwind ^.^ boy's *hugs tightly* scandaw'd company 
^-^ I have forsworn. 
IRIS. Of ;;w;; hew :3 society 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot >w< afwaid. ^-^ I >_< met ;;w;; hew >w< Deity 
xDD Cutting >w< the x3 cwouds ^.^ towawds ^w^ Paphos, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ^-^ son 
uWu Dove-dwawn xDD with x3 hew. uWu Hewe :3 thought :33 they uWu to have ^w^ donye 
^.^ Some ÚwÚ wanton :3 chawm upon ^w^ this man ^-^ and >_> maid, 
>_< Whose OwO vows are ^w^ that xDD nyo :33 bed-wite >_< shaww >_< be >_< paid 
xDD Tiww ^w^ Hymen's ÚwÚ towch >_< be lighted; but ^-^ in x3 vain. 
^w^ Maws's hot ;;w;; minyion is xDD wetuwn'd UwU again; 
ÚwÚ Hew x3 waspish-headed ^-^ son has ^.^ bwoke ^.^ his >w< awwows, 
x3 Sweaws UwU he >w< wiww ^w^ shoot xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, but uWu pway xDD with ^-^ spawwows, 
And >_< be a :33 boy >w< wight x3 out. UwU [JUNyO >_< awights] 
:3 CEWES. xDD Highest Queen :3 of x3 State, 
Great Juno, comes; ^-^ I >_< knyow ;;w;; hew :3 by ;;w;; hew xDD gait. 
:3 JUNyO. UwU How does >_> my bounteous xDD sistew? :3 Go xDD with :33 me 
>_< To bless ^w^ this twain, ^w^ that :33 they ^w^ may x3 pwospewous be, 
And ÚwÚ honyouw'd ^-^ in their ^-^ issue. ;;w;; [They ÚwÚ sing] 
:3 JUNyO. UwU Honyouw, uWu wiches, marriage-blessing, 
:33 Wong xDD continyuance, ^-^ and uWu incweasing, 
>_< Houwwy x3 joys >_< be OwO stiww upon >_> you! 
UwU Junyo uWu sings ;;w;; hew :3 bwessings on ÚwÚ you. 
:3 CEWES. xDD Eawth's ^w^ incwease, x3 foison :3 pwenty, 
Barns ^-^ and gamers UwU nyevew ÚwÚ empty; 
^-^ Vinyes xDD with x3 cwust'wing >_< bunches ^.^ gwowing, 
uWu Pwants xDD with goodly ;;w;; buwden >_> bowing; 
Spring come uWu to :33 you :3 at >w< the farthest, 
^.^ In >w< the :3 vewy UwU end :3 of harvest! 
Scarcity ^-^ and >_< want >_< shaww >_< shun ^.^ you, 
^.^ Cewes' ÚwÚ bwessing ;;w;; so is on ÚwÚ you. 
FERDINAND. ^.^ This is a :3 most OwO majestic ^-^ vision, ^-^ and 
;;w;; Hawmonyious ^-^ chawmingwy. :3 May ^-^ I >_< be xDD bowd 
>_< To xDD think uWu these spirits? 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. xDD Spiwits, xDD which :3 by mine UwU awt 
^-^ I have OwO fwom their :33 confinyes call'd uWu to >_< enyact 
^w^ My present >_> fancies. 
FERDINAND. Let :33 me >_< wive ÚwÚ hewe UwU evew; 
So ÚwÚ wawe a ^.^ wond'wed father ^-^ and a uWu wise 
uWu Makes ^w^ this :3 pwace >_< Pawadise. 
UwU [JUNyO ^-^ and ^.^ CEWES >_< whispew, ^-^ and ^.^ send x3 IWIS on employment] 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^-^ Sweet uWu nyow, :3 siwence; 
UwU Junyo ^-^ and >_> Cewes :3 whispew ^.^ sewiouswy. 
Thewe's x3 something else uWu to ^w^ do; >_> hush, ^-^ and >_< be ;;w;; mute, 
>_> Ow else x3 ouw OwO speww is :33 maww'd. 
IRIS. You >_< nymphs, call'd OwO Nyaiads, :3 of >w< the ;;w;; wind'wing >_< bwooks, 
With ^-^ youw OwO sedg'd ^.^ cwowns ^-^ and ^-^ evew >w< hawmwess looks, 
:33 Weave ^-^ youw >w< cwisp ÚwÚ channyews, ^-^ and on ^w^ this >_> gween ^w^ wand 
:33 Answew ^-^ youw :3 summons; UwU Junyo does :3 command. 
uWu Come, uWu tempewate >_< nymphs, ^-^ and :33 hewp uWu to >_> cewebwate 
xDD A >_> contwact :3 of OwO twue love; >_< be UwU nyot x3 too x3 wate. 

^-^ Entew x3 cewtain ÚwÚ NYMPHS 

You sun-burnt ÚwÚ sickwemen, :3 of ^w^ August >_> weawy, 
^w^ Come ÚwÚ hithew OwO fwom >w< the :33 fuwwow, ^-^ and >_< be x3 mewwy; 
Make holiday; ^-^ youw >_< wye-stwaw >_< hats put ;;w;; on, 
And uWu these >_> fwesh ^w^ nymphs ^w^ encountew >_> evewy >w< onye 
^.^ In xDD countwy footing. 

^-^ Entew x3 cewtain ÚwÚ WEAPEWS, :33 pwopewwy UwU habited; :33 they :33 join 
xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ NYMPHS ^-^ in a uWu gwacefuw xDD dance; ^.^ towawds >w< the 
UwU end xDD wheweof PROSPERO ÚwÚ stawts suddenly, ^-^ and >_< speaks, 
after which, uWu to a >_< stwange, ^w^ howwow, ^-^ and confused 
noise, :33 they ;;w;; heaviwy vanish 

^-^ PWOSPEWO. [Aside] ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 fowgot ^w^ that ÚwÚ fouw xDD conspiwacy 
Of >w< the beast Caliban ^-^ and ^.^ his :33 confedewates 
Against >_> my ^-^ wife; >w< the ^-^ minyute :3 of their :3 pwot 
Is almost ^-^ come. ^w^ [To >w< the SPIRITS] ÚwÚ Weww done; avoid; xDD nyo 
UwU mowe! 
FERDINAND. ^.^ This is xDD stwange; ^-^ youw >_> fathew's ^-^ in ÚwÚ some passion 
:33 That xDD wowks xDD him strongly. 
:3 MIWANDA. ^.^ Nyevew :3 tiww ^w^ this x3 day 
uWu Saw ^-^ I xDD him >_< touch'd xDD with :33 angew ;;w;; so x3 distempew'd. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. You do UwU wook, >_> my son, ^-^ in a xDD mov'd sort, 
:33 As >_> if :33 you were x3 dismay'd; >_< be ;;w;; cheewfuw, ^-^ siw. 
>_< Ouw ^-^ wevews now are ^.^ ended. These x3 ouw ^.^ actows, 
:33 As ^-^ I foretold ^.^ you, were ;;w;; aww >_< spiwits, ^-^ and 
;;w;; Awe melted uWu into ;;w;; aiw, uWu into >w< thin air; 
And, OwO wike >w< the baseless >w< fabwic :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ vision, 
^.^ The cloud-capp'd towers, >w< the uWu gowgeous ^w^ pawaces, 
^.^ The solemn >_< tempwes, >w< the >_> gweat globe :3 itsewf, 
x3 Yea, ;;w;; aww xDD which it UwU inhewit, >_< shaww ^-^ dissowve, 
And, OwO wike ^w^ this x3 insubstantiaw UwU pageant faded, 
:33 Weave UwU nyot a rack x3 behind. OwO We are >_< such stuff 
:33 As ^.^ dweams are uWu made >w< on; ^-^ and x3 ouw ^-^ wittwe OwO wife 
Is ^w^ wounded xDD with a OwO sweep. x3 Siw, ^-^ I am vex'd; 
Bear xDD with >_> my ÚwÚ weaknyess; >_> my old ^.^ bwain is troubled; 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot ÚwÚ distuwb'd xDD with >_> my xDD infiwmity. 
UwU If :33 you >_< be pleas'd, UwU wetiwe uWu into >_> my cell 
And >w< thewe ÚwÚ wepose; a ^w^ tuwn >w< ow x3 two >_< I'ww ^.^ wawk 
>_< To OwO stiww >_> my ^-^ beating :3 mind. 
ÚwÚ FEWDINyAND, :3 MIWANDA. OwO We :33 wish ^-^ youw >_< peace. Exeunt 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. uWu Come, xDD with a ^.^ thought. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ thee, ^.^ Awiew; ^-^ come. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ AWIEW 

>_< AWIEW. >w< Thy ;;w;; thoughts ^-^ I cleave :33 to. What's thy OwO pweasuwe? 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Spirit, 
OwO We must :3 pwepawe uWu to meet xDD with :3 Cawiban. 
>_< AWIEW. x3 Ay, >_> my >_> commandew. When ^-^ I OwO pwesented ;;w;; 'Cewes.' 
^-^ I :3 thought uWu to have >_< towd ÚwÚ thee :3 of x3 it; but ^-^ I UwU feaw'd 
ÚwÚ West ^-^ I :33 might :33 angew ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Say >w< again, >w< whewe didst >w< thou uWu weave uWu these varlets? 
>_< AWIEW. ^-^ I >_< towd ^.^ you, sir, :33 they were ÚwÚ wed-hot xDD with :3 dwinking; 
So full :3 of OwO vawouw ^w^ that :33 they :33 smote >w< the air 
:3 Fow breathing ^-^ in their ^.^ faces; ^-^ beat >w< the >_< gwound 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ kissing :3 of their uWu feet; yet uWu awways bending 
^w^ Towawds their ^.^ pwoject. UwU Then ^-^ I ^-^ beat >_> my tabor, 
x3 At xDD which OwO wike ÚwÚ unback'd xDD cowts :33 they prick'd their >_> eaws, 
Advanc'd their OwO eyewids, lifted :3 up their noses 
:33 As :33 they uWu smewt >_< music; ;;w;; so ^-^ I uWu chawm'd their OwO caws, 
:33 That >w< cawf-wike :33 they >_> my lowing >w< fowwow'd through 
xDD Tooth'd ^-^ bwiews, :33 shawp uWu fuwzes, pricking goss, ^-^ and UwU thowns, 
Which >w< ent'wed their frail OwO shins. x3 At last ^-^ I UwU weft them 
>_< I' >_> th' :33 fiwthy UwU mantwed pool >_> beyond ^-^ youw ^.^ ceww, 
;;w;; Thewe dancing :3 up uWu to >_> th' :33 chins, ^w^ that >w< the ÚwÚ fouw ^.^ wake 
O'erstunk their feet. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^.^ This >_> was ^w^ weww x3 donye, >_> my >_> biwd. 
>w< Thy shape :33 invisibwe :3 wetain >w< thou >w< stiww. 
^.^ The UwU twumpewy ^-^ in >_> my uWu house, ^w^ go >_< bwing it ÚwÚ hithew 
:3 Fow UwU stawe uWu to xDD catch uWu these thieves. 
>_< AWIEW. ^-^ I go, ^-^ I ^w^ go. x3 Exit 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. xDD A ÚwÚ deviw, a >w< bown ÚwÚ deviw, on :3 whose ;;w;; nyatuwe 
ÚwÚ Nyuwtuwe ^w^ can UwU nyevew stick; on whom >_> my pains, 
Humanely >_> taken, >w< aww, ;;w;; aww >_> wost, :3 quite x3 wost; 
And ÚwÚ as xDD with age ^.^ his body x3 ugwiew :3 gwows, 
So ^.^ his ;;w;; mind ^-^ cankews. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ pwague them >w< aww, 
uWu Even uWu to >_> woawing. 

^-^ We-entew >w< AWIEW, >_> woaden xDD with ÚwÚ gwistewing x3 appawew, :33 &c. 

uWu Come, ;;w;; hang them on ^w^ this uWu winye. 
>_< [PWOSPEWO ^-^ and ^w^ AWIEW ÚwÚ wemain, ÚwÚ invisibwe] 

^-^ Entew >_< CAWIBAN, STEPHANO, ^-^ and TRINCULO, ;;w;; aww >_> wet 

xDD CAWIBAN. xDD Pway ^.^ you, ÚwÚ twead softly, ^w^ that >w< the ^.^ bwind UwU mowe ^w^ may UwU nyot 
Hear a ^.^ foot fall; ;;w;; we now are uWu nyeaw ^.^ his xDD ceww. 
OwO STEPHANyO. x3 Monstew, ^-^ youw ;;w;; faiwy, xDD which :33 you say is a >w< hawmwess 
;;w;; faiwy, has ^w^ donye ^-^ wittwe xDD bettew than >_< pway'd >w< the ÚwÚ Jack xDD with :33 us. 
:33 TWINCUWO. x3 Monstew, ^-^ I do x3 smeww ;;w;; aww horse-piss :3 at xDD which >_> my 
x3 nyose is ^-^ in >_> gweat >w< indignyation. 
OwO STEPHANyO. So is >_< minye. :3 Do :33 you uWu heaw, ^.^ monstew? UwU If ^-^ I OwO shouwd 
^w^ take a ;;w;; dispweasuwe ÚwÚ against ^.^ you, >w< wook >w< you- 
:33 TWINCUWO. Thou ^-^ wewt but a :33 wost xDD monstew. 
xDD CAWIBAN. Good >_> my lord, >w< give :33 me thy :33 favouw >w< stiww. 
;;w;; Be :33 patient, for >w< the prize >_< I'ww >_< bwing ÚwÚ thee uWu to 
ÚwÚ Shaww :33 hoodwink ^w^ this ÚwÚ mischance; x3 thewefowe UwU speak ^.^ softwy. 
>w< Aww's xDD hush'd ÚwÚ as UwU midnyight yet. 
:33 TWINCUWO. x3 Ay, but uWu to ;;w;; wose x3 ouw x3 bottwes ^-^ in >w< the UwU poow! 
OwO STEPHANyO. ;;w;; Thewe is UwU nyot :3 onwy disgrace ^-^ and :3 dishonyouw ^-^ in 
that, ^w^ monstew, but :3 an >w< infinyite ^-^ woss. 
:33 TWINCUWO. xDD That's :33 mowe uWu to :33 me than >_> my >w< wetting; yet ^w^ this is 
^-^ youw >w< hawmwess ;;w;; faiwy, xDD monstew. 
OwO STEPHANyO. ^-^ I >w< wiww fetch off >_> my :33 bottwe, though ^-^ I >_< be ^.^ o'ew 
>_< eaws for >_> my UwU wabouw. 
xDD CAWIBAN. xDD Pwithee, >_> my uWu king, >_< be :33 quiet. UwU Seest >w< thou ;;w;; hewe, 
^.^ This is >w< the uWu mouth uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ ceww; xDD nyo noise, ^-^ and enter. 
:3 Do ^w^ that ^w^ good ÚwÚ mischief xDD which ^w^ may uWu make ^w^ this OwO iswand 
>w< Thinye ^-^ own for UwU evew, ^-^ and ;;w;; I, thy >_< Cawiban, 
:3 Fow >w< aye thy ^.^ foot-wickew. 
OwO STEPHANyO. ^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand. ^-^ I do begin uWu to have ÚwÚ bwoody 
thoughts. 
:33 TWINCUWO. O OwO King uWu Stephanyo! O >_> peew! O ^-^ wowthy uWu Stephanyo! 
ÚwÚ Wook what a UwU wawdwobe ÚwÚ hewe is for ^-^ thee! 
xDD CAWIBAN. Let it UwU awonye, >w< thou xDD foow; it is but uWu twash. 
:33 TWINCUWO. OwO O, UwU ho, xDD monstew; ;;w;; we >_< knyow what belongs uWu to a 
x3 fwippewy. O OwO King uWu Stephanyo! 
OwO STEPHANyO. xDD Put off ^w^ that xDD gown, uWu Twincuwo; :3 by ^w^ this ;;w;; hand, >_< I'ww 
have ^w^ that ^w^ gown. 
:33 TWINCUWO. >w< Thy Grace >_< shaww have uWu it. 
xDD CAWIBAN. ^.^ The ^-^ dwopsy ^.^ dwown ^w^ this ^.^ foow! :3 What do :33 you UwU mean 
>_< To ÚwÚ dote UwU thus on >_< such >w< wuggage? Let 't UwU awonye, 
And do >w< the ^.^ muwdew first. UwU If UwU he awake, 
^w^ Fwom toe uWu to crown he'll fill x3 ouw >_< skins xDD with >_> pinches; 
Make uWu us ^-^ stwange >w< stuff. 
OwO STEPHANyO. ;;w;; Be :33 you quiet, xDD monstew. Mistress >w< winye, is UwU nyot 
^w^ this >_> my ÚwÚ jewkin? :3 Nyow is >w< the ÚwÚ jewkin ^.^ undew >w< the UwU winye; uWu nyow, 
>_< jewkin, :33 you are OwO wike uWu to ;;w;; wose ^-^ youw ^-^ haiw, ^-^ and >_< pwove a ;;w;; bawd 
jerkin. 
:33 TWINCUWO. ÚwÚ Do, do. OwO We >_> steaw :3 by x3 winye ^-^ and level, ^w^ an't OwO wike 
^-^ youw Grace. 
OwO STEPHANyO. ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ thee for ^w^ that >_< jest; >_> hewe's a >w< gawment 
;;w;; fow't. Wit >_< shaww UwU nyot ^w^ go unrewarded :33 whiwe ^-^ I am :33 king :3 of 
^w^ this uWu countwy. 'Steal :3 by x3 winye ^-^ and ÚwÚ wevew' is :3 an >_< excewwent 
^w^ pass :3 of :33 pate; >_< thewe's uWu anyothew xDD gawmet ;;w;; fow't. 
:33 TWINCUWO. x3 Monstew, come, put ÚwÚ some lime upon ^-^ youw ^.^ fingews, 
^-^ and xDD away xDD with >w< the >_> west. 
xDD CAWIBAN. ^-^ I >w< wiww have none on't. OwO We >_< shaww ;;w;; wose x3 ouw time, 
And ;;w;; aww >_< be OwO tuwn'd uWu to ÚwÚ bawnyacwes, >w< ow uWu to UwU apes 
With foreheads >_< viwwainyous UwU wow. 
OwO STEPHANyO. x3 Monstew, ^w^ way-to ^-^ youw fingers; :33 hewp uWu to ;;w;; beaw ^w^ this 
xDD away >w< whewe >_> my ^-^ hogshead :3 of ^.^ winye UwU is, >w< ow >_< I'ww ^w^ tuwn :33 you :33 out 
:3 of >_> my kingdom. :3 Go x3 to, x3 cawwy this. 
:33 TWINCUWO. And this. 
OwO STEPHANyO. x3 Ay, ^-^ and this. 

xDD A noise :3 of ÚwÚ huntews ^.^ beawd. ^-^ Entew divers :3 SPIWITS, ^-^ in 
shape :3 of ^w^ dogs ^-^ and >w< hounds, ÚwÚ bunting them about; 
PROSPERO ^-^ and ^w^ AWIEW setting them on 

^-^ PWOSPEWO. Hey, >w< Mountain, ^-^ hey! 
>_< AWIEW. uWu Siwvew! >w< thewe it >_< goes, uWu Siwvew! 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Fury, ^w^ Fuwy! There, Tyrant, :33 thewe! Hark, UwU hawk! 
[CALIBAN, STEPHANO, ^-^ and ÚwÚ TWINCUWO are driven out] 
:3 Go charge >_> my xDD gobwins ^w^ that :33 they grind their ;;w;; joints 
With dry OwO convuwsions, ^.^ showten :3 up their ^.^ sinyews 
With ÚwÚ aged ^.^ cwamps, ^-^ and :33 mowe >_> pinch-spotted uWu make them 
uWu Than ÚwÚ pawd >w< ow :3 cat uWu o' UwU mountain. 
>_< AWIEW. Hark, :33 they ^-^ woaw. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Let them >_< be :33 hunted xDD soundwy. x3 At ^w^ this hour 
^w^ Wies :3 at >_> my :33 mewcy ;;w;; aww mine :33 enyemies. 
OwO Showtwy >_< shaww ;;w;; aww >_> my x3 wabouws ^w^ end, ^-^ and >w< thou 
OwO Shawt have >w< the air :3 at freedom; for a ^-^ wittwe 
:33 Fowwow, ^-^ and do :33 me ^.^ sewvice. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE >_< 1 

:3 Befowe :3 PWOSPEWO'S cell 

^-^ Entew PROSPERO ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< magic OwO wobes, ^-^ and ^w^ AWIEW 

^-^ PWOSPEWO. :3 Nyow does >_> my ^-^ pwoject xDD gathew uWu to a head; 
^w^ My ;;w;; chawms :3 cwack not, >_> my >_> spiwits uWu obey; ^-^ and :3 time 
ÚwÚ Goes x3 upwight xDD with ^.^ his carriage. OwO How's >w< the >_< day? 
>_< AWIEW. :3 On >w< the sixth :3 houw; :3 at xDD which time, >_> my lord, 
You ^-^ said x3 ouw >w< wowk OwO shouwd x3 cease. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^-^ I >w< did say ;;w;; so, 
When >_> fiwst ^-^ I xDD wais'd >w< the tempest. >w< Say, >_> my xDD spiwit, 
UwU How :33 fawes >w< the OwO King ^-^ and x3 's xDD fowwowews? 
>_< AWIEW. >_> Confin'd x3 togethew 
^.^ In >w< the ^-^ same ÚwÚ fashion ÚwÚ as :33 you ÚwÚ gave ^-^ in xDD chawge; 
>_< Just ÚwÚ as :33 you UwU weft ^.^ them; ;;w;; aww :33 pwisonyews, sir, 
^.^ In >w< the x3 winye-gwove xDD which uWu weathew-fends ^-^ youw ^.^ ceww; 
xDD They ;;w;; cannyot >_> budge :3 tiww ^-^ youw uWu wewease. ^.^ The :3 King, 
:33 His ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ and ^-^ youws, uWu abide ;;w;; aww xDD thwee OwO distwacted, 
And >w< the xDD wemaindew OwO mouwnying OwO ovew them, 
x3 Bwim full :3 of >_> sowwow ^-^ and OwO dismay; but chiefly 
ÚwÚ Him :33 you term'd, sir, x3 'the ^w^ good old lord, >_> Gonzawo'; 
:33 His tears run OwO down ^.^ his uWu beawd, OwO wike ^.^ wintew's ^.^ dwops 
^w^ Fwom ;;w;; eaves :3 of OwO weeds. ;;w;; Youw :3 chawm ;;w;; so ^w^ stwongwy xDD wowks >w< 'em 
:33 That >_> if :33 you now ^-^ behewd them ^-^ youw :33 affections 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ become >w< tendew. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. OwO Dost >w< thou xDD think ;;w;; so, ^.^ spiwit? 
>_< AWIEW. Mine xDD wouwd, sir, were ^-^ I ^w^ human. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. And mine uWu shaww. 
Hast UwU thou, xDD which UwU awt but ;;w;; aiw, a >_> touch, a feeling 
Of their ^w^ affwictions, ^-^ and >_< shaww UwU nyot x3 mysewf, 
uWu Onye :3 of their kind, ^w^ that ;;w;; wewish ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as xDD shawpwy, 
^.^ Passion ÚwÚ as ^.^ they, >_< be uWu kindwiew xDD mov'd than >w< thou >w< awt? 
OwO Though xDD with their >_> high ^.^ wwongs ^-^ I am ^w^ stwuck uWu to >_> th' UwU quick, 
^w^ Yet xDD with >_> my ^-^ nyobwew :3 weason uWu 'gainst >_> my ^.^ fuwy 
:3 Do ^-^ I ^w^ take :3 pawt; >w< the rarer action is 
^.^ In virtue than ^-^ in vengeance; :33 they being uWu penyitent, 
^.^ The ^w^ sowe OwO dwift :3 of >_> my OwO puwpose x3 doth :3 extend 
uWu Nyot a :33 fwown further. :3 Go release them, ^.^ Awiew; 
^w^ My ;;w;; chawms >_< I'ww x3 bweak, their ^.^ senses >_< I'ww uWu westowe, 
And :33 they >_< shaww >_< be uWu themsewves. 
>_< AWIEW. >_< I'ww fetch them, ^-^ siw. x3 Exit 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. >w< Ye ÚwÚ ewves :3 of ÚwÚ hiwws, >_< bwooks, x3 standing lakes, ^-^ and 
groves; 
And xDD ye ^w^ that on >w< the sands xDD with printless ^.^ foot 
:3 Do chase >w< the >_> ebbing :3 Nyeptunye, ^-^ and do OwO fwy xDD him 
When UwU he ÚwÚ comes back; :33 you ;;w;; demi-puppets ^w^ that 
By :3 moonshinye do >w< the >_> gween :3 souw ^w^ wingwets >_< make, 
ÚwÚ Wheweof >w< the ewe UwU nyot bites; ^-^ and :33 you :3 whose :33 pastime 
Is uWu to uWu make UwU midnyight uWu mushwooms, ^w^ that UwU wejoice 
>_< To >_> heaw >w< the solemn curfew; :3 by :3 whose uWu aid- 
OwO Weak >w< mastews though xDD ye >w< be-I have be-dimm'd 
^.^ The uWu nyoontide sun, call'd ^-^ fowth >w< the ;;w;; mutinyous winds, 
And 'twixt >w< the >_> gween >w< sea ^-^ and >w< the >_< azuw'd vault 
^-^ Set UwU woawing ^.^ waw. >_< To >w< the x3 dwead rattling ^.^ thundew 
>_< Have ^-^ I ÚwÚ given ÚwÚ fiwe, ^-^ and xDD wifted UwU Jove's OwO stout :3 oak 
With ^.^ his ^-^ own x3 bowt; >w< the :33 stwong-bas'd >w< pwomontowy 
>_< Have ^-^ I uWu made :33 shake, ^-^ and :3 by >w< the >_< spuws UwU pwuck'd :3 up 
^.^ The uWu pinye ^-^ and ^.^ cedaw. Graves :3 at >_> my UwU command 
>_< Have UwU wak'd their ^w^ sweepews, ;;w;; op'd, ^-^ and let >w< 'em forth, 
By >_> my ;;w;; so potent >w< awt. xDD But ^w^ this ^.^ wough >w< magic 
^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe xDD abjuwe; UwU and, uWu when ^-^ I have ;;w;; wequiw'd 
^.^ Some uWu heavenwy music-which uWu even now ^-^ I do- 
>_< To >w< wowk mine UwU end upon their ^.^ senses ^w^ that 
^.^ This ÚwÚ aiwy :3 chawm is ^-^ fow, >_< I'ww x3 bweak >_> my xDD staff, 
:3 Buwy it x3 cewtain x3 fathoms ^-^ in >w< the >_> eawth, 
And ;;w;; deepew than >w< did ^-^ evew plummet sound 
>_< I'ww ^.^ dwown >_> my ÚwÚ book. >w< [Sowem >_< music] 

uWu Hewe ^.^ entews ^w^ AWIEW ^-^ befowe; :33 then >_> AWONSO, xDD with 
frantic x3 gestuwe, attended :3 by >w< GONZAWO; :3 SEBASTIAN 
^-^ and ^.^ ANTONyIO ^-^ in OwO wike x3 mannyew, attended :3 by ^w^ ADWIAN 
^-^ and x3 FWANCISCO. xDD They ;;w;; aww UwU entew >w< the x3 ciwcwe xDD which 
PROSPERO ^w^ had x3 made, ^-^ and >w< thewe >_< stand charm'd; xDD which 
PROSPERO x3 obsewving, ;;w;; speaks 

xDD A solemn ;;w;; aiw, ^-^ and >w< the uWu best ;;w;; comfowtew 
>_< To :3 an OwO unsettwed ;;w;; fancy, cure thy :3 bwains, 
:3 Nyow useless, >_> boiw'd >_> within thy ^-^ skuww! ;;w;; Thewe ^w^ stand, 
:3 Fow :33 you are spell-stopp'd. 
OwO Howy Gonzalo, >w< honyouwabwe ;;w;; man, 
Mine uWu eyes, ÚwÚ ev'n sociable uWu to >w< the ^w^ show :3 of >w< thinye, 
:33 Faww fellowly uWu dwops. ^.^ The :3 chawm dissolves ÚwÚ apace, 
And ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ mownying ÚwÚ steaws upon >w< the OwO nyight, 
x3 Mewting >w< the xDD dawknyess, ;;w;; so their >w< wising ^.^ senses 
^-^ Begin uWu to chase >w< the ignorant ^.^ fumes ^w^ that :33 mantwe 
uWu Theiw >_> cweawew x3 weason. O ^w^ good Gonzalo, 
^w^ My OwO twue UwU pwesewvew, ^-^ and a loyal >w< siw 
>_< To xDD him >w< thou xDD fowwow'st! ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ pay thy :3 gwaces 
Home x3 both ^-^ in :3 wowd ^-^ and ^-^ deed. uWu Most cruelly 
;;w;; Didst UwU thou, >w< Awonso, ÚwÚ use :33 me ^-^ and >_> my UwU daughtew; 
>w< Thy brother >_> was a furtherer ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ act. 
Thou UwU awt >w< pinch'd UwU fow't uWu nyow, Sebastian. Flesh ^-^ and uWu bwood, 
You, brother uWu minye, ^w^ that entertain'd uWu ambition, 
:3 Expeww'd ^-^ wemowse ^-^ and UwU nyatuwe, :33 who, xDD with Sebastian- 
>_< Whose inward x3 pinches x3 thewefowe are :3 most strong- 
>w< Wouwd ÚwÚ hewe have kill'd ^-^ youw uWu king, ^-^ I do x3 fowgive ^-^ thee, 
^.^ Unnyatuwaw though >w< thou >w< awt. uWu Theiw understanding 
xDD Begins uWu to swell, ^-^ and >w< the >_< appwoaching tide 
Will uWu showtwy fill >w< the uWu weasonyabwe ^w^ showe 
:33 That now ^w^ wies ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ and :33 muddy. uWu Nyot >w< onye :3 of them 
:33 That yet OwO wooks on me, >w< ow :3 wouwd >_< knyow >w< me. ^w^ Awiew, 
:33 Fetch :33 me >w< the :3 hat ^-^ and ;;w;; wapiew ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ ceww; x3 Exit ^w^ AWIEW 
^-^ I >w< wiww OwO discase me, ^-^ and myself present 
:33 As ^-^ I >_> was x3 sometime :33 Miwan. >w< Quickwy, ÚwÚ spiwit 
Thou xDD shawt ^-^ ewe long >_< be :3 fwee. 

>w< AWIEW, on >_< wetuwnying, uWu sings ^-^ and ^.^ hewps uWu to xDD attiwe xDD him 

;;w;; Whewe >w< the ^w^ bee >_< sucks, >w< thewe >_< suck I; 
^.^ In a cowslip's >_> beww ^-^ I >_< wie; 
;;w;; Thewe ^-^ I couch uWu when >_< owws do ^.^ cwy. 
:3 On >w< the :33 bat's >_< back ^-^ I do OwO fwy 
uWu Aftew summer UwU mewwiwy. 
UwU Mewwiwy, OwO mewwiwy >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< wive now 
Under >w< the blossom ^w^ that OwO hangs on >w< the ^-^ bough. 

^-^ PWOSPEWO. :3 Why, UwU that's >_> my >_> dainty Ariel! ^-^ I >_< shaww miss ;;w;; thee; 
xDD But yet >w< thou xDD shawt have ;;w;; fweedom. ;;w;; So, ;;w;; so, >_< so. 
>_< To >w< the King's xDD ship, :33 invisibwe ÚwÚ as >w< thou ^w^ awt; 
;;w;; Thewe xDD shawt >w< thou find >w< the :3 mawinyews :3 asweep 
Under >w< the ÚwÚ hatches; >w< the ^w^ mastew ^-^ and >w< the xDD boatswain 
ÚwÚ Being awake, enforce them uWu to ^w^ this >_< pwace; 
And presently, ^-^ I >w< pwithee. 
>_< AWIEW. ^-^ I drink >w< the air :33 befowe me, ^-^ and ^w^ wetuwn 
>_> Ow ^-^ ewe ^-^ youw pulse twice ^-^ beat. x3 Exit 
x3 GONZAWO. ;;w;; Aww ÚwÚ towment, OwO twoubwe, x3 wondew ^-^ and OwO amazement, 
UwU Inhabits uWu hewe. ^.^ Some uWu heavenwy ÚwÚ powew x3 guide uWu us 
>_> Out :3 of ^w^ this OwO feawfuw OwO countwy! 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^.^ Behowd, :3 Siw :3 King, 
^.^ The :3 wwonged xDD Duke :3 of :33 Miwan, uWu Pwospewo. 
:3 Fow :33 mowe :33 assuwance ^w^ that a >_< wiving prince 
^w^ Does now UwU speak uWu to ^-^ thee, ^-^ I embrace thy ;;w;; body; 
And uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and thy company ^-^ I :33 bid 
xDD A x3 heawty x3 wewcome. 
>w< AWONSO. UwU Whe'ew >w< thou >w< be'st UwU he >w< ow uWu nyo, 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ some enchanted >_> twifwe uWu to ;;w;; abuse me, 
:33 As OwO wate ^-^ I have x3 been, ^-^ I UwU nyot know. >w< Thy pulse 
>w< Beats, ÚwÚ as :3 of flesh ^-^ and ;;w;; bwood; UwU and, >_> since ^-^ I OwO saw ^-^ thee, 
Th' uWu affwiction :3 of >_> my ;;w;; mind xDD amends, xDD with which, 
^-^ I fear, a >w< madnyess :3 hewd >w< me. ^.^ This must >_> cwave- 
;;w;; An >_> if ^w^ this >_< be :3 at :33 aww-a :3 most ^-^ stwange ^.^ stowy. 
>w< Thy xDD dukedom ^-^ I xDD wesign, ^-^ and do entreat 
Thou >w< pawdon :33 me >_> my UwU wwongs. xDD But how OwO shouwd OwO Pwospewo 
;;w;; Be >_< wiving ^-^ and >_< be :33 hewe? 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^-^ Fiwst, ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ fwiend, 
Let :33 me embrace ^w^ thinye :3 age, :3 whose >w< honyouw ;;w;; cannyot 
;;w;; Be ^-^ measuw'd >w< ow >w< confin'd. 
x3 GONZAWO. ^.^ Whethew ^w^ this >_< be 
>_> Ow >_< be not, >_< I'ww UwU nyot :3 sweaw. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. You do yet >_< taste 
^.^ Some subtleties uWu o' >_> th' ^w^ iswe, ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU nyot let :33 you 
;;w;; Bewieve things ^.^ cewtain. ^-^ Wewcome, >_> my >w< fwiends >_> aww! 
x3 [Aside uWu to :3 SEBASTIAN ^-^ and x3 ANTONyIO] xDD But ^.^ you, >_> my >w< bwace :3 of 
^w^ wowds, were ^-^ I ;;w;; so OwO minded, 
^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ couwd pluck ^.^ his ^-^ Highnyess' :33 fwown upon ^.^ you, 
And justify :33 you >_> twaitows; :3 at ^w^ this :3 time 
^-^ I >w< wiww tell xDD nyo OwO tawes. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. [Aside] ^.^ The devil ;;w;; speaks ^-^ in ^-^ him. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. >w< Nyo. 
:3 Fow ^.^ you, :3 most >_> wicked sir, whom uWu to UwU caww brother 
>w< Wouwd uWu even ÚwÚ infect >_> my >_< mouth, ^-^ I do x3 fowgive 
>w< Thy UwU wankest fault-all :3 of ^.^ them; ^-^ and require 
^w^ My xDD dukedom :3 of ^-^ thee, xDD which UwU pewfowce ^-^ I >_< knyow 
Thou must UwU westowe. 
>w< AWONSO. UwU If >w< thou >_> beest xDD Pwospewo, 
^w^ Give uWu us ^-^ pawticuwaws :3 of thy preservation; 
UwU How >w< thou UwU hast >_< met uWu us ;;w;; hewe, whom xDD thwee >w< houws >_> since 
^.^ Wewe :33 wweck'd upon ^w^ this uWu showe; >w< whewe ^-^ I have >_< wost- 
UwU How :33 shawp >w< the point :3 of ^w^ this :33 wemembwance ^w^ is!- 
^w^ My dear ^-^ son >_> Fewdinyand. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^-^ I am xDD woe ^.^ fow't, ^-^ siw. 
>w< AWONSO. Irreparable is >w< the ÚwÚ woss; ^-^ and x3 patience 
>w< Says it is :33 past ;;w;; hew cure. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^-^ I :3 wathew xDD think 
You have UwU nyot sought ;;w;; hew UwU hewp, :3 of :3 whose UwU soft ^.^ gwace 
:3 Fow >w< the OwO wike OwO woss ^-^ I have ;;w;; hew sovereign aid, 
And :33 west myself :33 content. 
>w< AWONSO. You >w< the OwO wike ;;w;; woss! 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. :33 As >_> gweat uWu to :33 me ÚwÚ as late; UwU and, supportable 
>_< To uWu make >w< the dear :3 woss, have ^-^ I ÚwÚ means ÚwÚ much weaker 
uWu Than :33 you ^w^ may UwU caww uWu to x3 comfowt ^.^ you, for ^-^ I 
>_< Have :33 wost >_> my ;;w;; daughtew. 
>w< AWONSO. xDD A daughter! 
O :33 heavens, ^w^ that :33 they were >_< wiving x3 both ^-^ in Naples, 
^.^ The OwO King ^-^ and Queen :33 thewe! :33 That :33 they UwU wewe, ^-^ I :33 wish 
:3 Mysewf were xDD mudded ^-^ in ^w^ that ÚwÚ oozy bed 
;;w;; Whewe >_> my ^-^ son uWu wies. When >w< did :33 you ;;w;; wose ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew? 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ^.^ In ^w^ this last tempest. ^-^ I :3 pewceive uWu these ÚwÚ wowds 
x3 At ^w^ this ^w^ encountew do ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :33 admiwe 
:33 That :33 they x3 devouw their ;;w;; weason, ^-^ and scarce xDD think 
uWu Theiw ^.^ eyes do UwU offices :3 of truth, their >_> wowds 
;;w;; Awe ^-^ nyatuwaw ^-^ bweath; OwO but, howsoe'er :33 you have 
;;w;; Been ^w^ justwed OwO fwom ^-^ youw UwU senses, >_< knyow for x3 cewtain 
:33 That ^-^ I am xDD Pwospewo, ^-^ and ^w^ that :3 vewy >w< duke 
Which >_> was ;;w;; thwust ^-^ fowth :3 of Milan; ;;w;; who :3 most ;;w;; stwangewy 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ this ^.^ showe, >w< whewe :33 you were >_< wwecked, >_> was landed 
>_< To >_< be >w< the lord on't. :33 Nyo :33 mowe yet :3 of this; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis a ^w^ chwonyicwe :3 of x3 day :3 by x3 day, 
uWu Nyot a x3 wewation for a >_< bweakfast, >_< nyow 
ÚwÚ Befitting ^w^ this >_> fiwst >_> meeting. ^-^ Wewcome, sir; 
^.^ This ^w^ ceww's >_> my court; ÚwÚ hewe have ^-^ I OwO few :3 attendants, 
And ^-^ subjects none xDD abwoad; pray ^.^ you, >w< wook uWu in. 
^w^ My xDD dukedom >_> since :33 you have ÚwÚ given :33 me >w< again, 
^-^ I >w< wiww requite :33 you xDD with ÚwÚ as ^w^ good a thing; 
x3 At least >_< bwing ^-^ fowth a >_> wondew, uWu to ÚwÚ content xDD ye 
:33 As ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as :33 me >_> my >_> dukedom. 

uWu Hewe PROSPERO ^.^ discovews FERDINAND ^-^ and >_< MIWANDA, 
:3 pwaying :3 at >_< chess 

:3 MIWANDA. ^-^ Sweet lord, :33 you uWu pway :33 me UwU fawse. 
FERDINAND. x3 Nyo, >_> my x3 deawest love, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot for >w< the world. 
:3 MIWANDA. ^w^ Yes, for a ;;w;; scowe :3 of kingdoms :33 you OwO shouwd wrangle 
And ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU caww it ^.^ faiw play. 
>w< AWONSO. UwU If ^w^ this >_< pwove 
xDD A vision :3 of >w< the >w< iswand, >w< onye dear ^-^ son 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I twice x3 wose. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. xDD A :3 most >_> high :33 miwacwe! 
FERDINAND. OwO Though >w< the xDD seas >w< thweaten, :33 they are merciful; 
^-^ I have curs'd them :33 without cause. ^-^ [Knyeews] 
>w< AWONSO. :3 Nyow ;;w;; aww >w< the :3 bwessings 
Of a ^.^ gwad father uWu compass ÚwÚ thee UwU about! 
^-^ Awise, ^-^ and say how >w< thou >w< cam'st uWu hewe. 
:3 MIWANDA. OwO O, wonder! 
UwU How uWu many goodly >_< cweatuwes are >w< thewe ^w^ hewe! 
UwU How beauteous ^w^ mankind ^.^ is! O ^.^ bwave xDD nyew UwU wowwd 
:33 That has >_< such uWu peopwe in't! 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. 'Tis xDD nyew uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
>w< AWONSO. :3 What is ^w^ this ÚwÚ maid xDD with whom >w< thou uWu wast :3 at >w< pway? 
;;w;; Youw eld'st >w< acquaintance ;;w;; cannyot >_< be xDD thwee uWu houws; 
Is she >w< the goddess ^w^ that hath ^.^ sevew'd us, 
And brought uWu us UwU thus uWu togethew? 
FERDINAND. x3 Siw, she is mortal; 
xDD But :3 by immortal UwU Pwovidence she's >_< minye. 
^-^ I >w< chose ;;w;; hew uWu when ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ask >_> my father 
:3 Fow ^.^ his uWu advice, >_< nyow :3 thought ^-^ I ^w^ had ^w^ onye. ÚwÚ She 
Is uWu daughtew uWu to ^w^ this famous xDD Duke :3 of :33 Miwan, 
Of whom ;;w;; so x3 often ^-^ I have heard uWu wenyown 
xDD But UwU nyevew OwO saw ^-^ befowe; :3 of whom ^-^ I have 
Receiv'd a ;;w;; second ^-^ wife; ^-^ and ;;w;; second father 
^.^ This lady ^-^ makes xDD him uWu to >w< me. 
>w< AWONSO. ^-^ I am uWu hews. 
>w< But, OwO O, how OwO oddwy >w< wiww it sound ^w^ that ^-^ I 
ÚwÚ Must ask >_> my UwU chiwd forgiveness! 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. There, sir, >w< stop; 
Let uWu us UwU nyot ;;w;; buwden x3 ouw >_< wemembwances xDD with 
xDD A heavinyess UwU that's gone. 
x3 GONZAWO. ^-^ I have :33 inwy ^w^ wept, 
>_> Ow OwO shouwd have ^-^ spoke ^-^ ewe this. ÚwÚ Wook x3 down, :33 you gods, 
And on ^w^ this ^-^ coupwe drop a xDD bwessed >_> cwown; 
:3 Fow it is :33 you ^w^ that have chalk'd ^-^ fowth >w< the x3 way 
Which brought uWu us x3 hithew. 
>w< AWONSO. ^-^ I say, xDD Amen, >_< Gonzawo! 
x3 GONZAWO. uWu Was Milan ;;w;; thwust OwO fwom :33 Miwan, ^w^ that ^.^ his ^.^ issue 
^.^ Shouwd ^-^ become ^w^ Kings :3 of ^.^ Nyapwes? OwO O, UwU wejoice 
:3 Beyond a UwU common joy, ^-^ and ^w^ set it OwO down 
With >_< gowd on :33 wasting ÚwÚ piwwaws: ^-^ in >w< onye voyage 
ÚwÚ Did uWu Cwawibew ;;w;; hew :3 husband find :3 at Tunis; 
And Ferdinand, ;;w;; hew ^-^ bwothew, x3 found a uWu wife 
;;w;; Whewe UwU he himself >_> was x3 wost; OwO Pwospewo ^.^ his xDD dukedom 
^.^ In a x3 poow xDD iswe; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww :3 of uWu us >_> ouwsewves 
When xDD nyo man >_> was ^.^ his :3 own. 
>w< AWONSO. ^w^ [To FERDINAND ^-^ and MIRANDA] ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw 
:3 hands. 
Let grief ^-^ and >_> sowwow OwO stiww embrace ^.^ his :33 heawt 
:33 That x3 doth UwU nyot :33 wish :33 you joy. 
x3 GONZAWO. ;;w;; Be it >_< so. Amen! 

^-^ We-entew >w< AWIEW, xDD with >w< the ^w^ MASTEW ^-^ and BOATSWAIN 
UwU amazedwy following 

O UwU wook, sir; UwU wook, :33 siw! uWu Hewe is :33 mowe :3 of >_> us! 
^-^ I prophesied, >_> if a ^.^ gawwows were on land, 
^.^ This uWu fewwow ^-^ couwd UwU nyot drown. xDD Nyow, >_< bwasphemy, 
:33 That x3 sweaw'st ^.^ gwace ^.^ o'ewboawd, UwU nyot :3 an oath on shore? 
Hast >w< thou xDD nyo uWu mouth :3 by >w< wand? :3 What is >w< the OwO nyews? 
^.^ BOATSWAIN. ^.^ The uWu best OwO nyews is ^w^ that ;;w;; we have xDD safewy x3 found 
>_< Ouw OwO King ^-^ and xDD company; >w< the xDD nyext, x3 ouw >_> ship- 
Which but xDD thwee glasses >_> since ;;w;; we ÚwÚ gave :33 out ^.^ spwit- 
Is ^-^ tight ^-^ and ^-^ yawe, ^-^ and ÚwÚ bwavewy rigg'd, ÚwÚ as uWu when 
OwO We >_> fiwst put :33 out uWu to ÚwÚ sea. 
>_< AWIEW. x3 [Aside uWu to >_< PWOSPEWO] x3 Siw, ;;w;; aww ^w^ this UwU sewvice 
>_< Have ^-^ I ^w^ donye >_> since ^-^ I went. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. x3 [Aside uWu to >_< AWIEW] ^w^ My x3 twicksy ^-^ spiwit! 
>w< AWONSO. These are UwU nyot ^-^ nyatuwaw OwO events; :33 they >_< stwengthen 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ stwange uWu to ÚwÚ stwangew. >w< Say, how came :33 you ÚwÚ hithew? 
^.^ BOATSWAIN. UwU If ^-^ I >w< did think, sir, ^-^ I were ^w^ weww awake, 
uWu I'd ^-^ stwive uWu to tell ÚwÚ you. OwO We were ^-^ dead :3 of xDD sweep, 
>_< And-how, ;;w;; we >_< knyow >_< nyot-aww ÚwÚ cwapp'd ^.^ undew ÚwÚ hatches; 
Where, but uWu even uWu nyow, xDD with ^-^ stwange ^-^ and ;;w;; sevewaw :3 nyoises 
Of roaring, ^-^ shwieking, howling, ^w^ jingwing :33 chains, 
And moe xDD divewsity :3 of sounds, ;;w;; aww :33 howwibwe, 
OwO We were :33 awak'd; straightway :3 at UwU wibewty; 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ we, ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew OwO twim, UwU fweshwy ^-^ behewd 
>_< Ouw uWu woyaw, ^.^ good, ^-^ and gallant ^-^ ship; x3 ouw ^w^ mastew 
^w^ Cap'wing uWu to eye x3 hew. :3 On a >_> twice, ;;w;; so UwU pwease ^.^ you, 
uWu Even ^-^ in a >_< dweam, were ;;w;; we divided OwO fwom them, 
And were brought OwO moping x3 hithew. 
>_< AWIEW. x3 [Aside uWu to >_< PWOSPEWO] ^w^ Was't ^w^ weww xDD donye? 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. x3 [Aside uWu to >_< AWIEW] Bravely, >_> my OwO diwigence. Thou 
xDD shawt >_< be :3 fwee. 
>w< AWONSO. ^.^ This is ÚwÚ as ^-^ stwange a ;;w;; maze ÚwÚ as e'er ^-^ men trod; 
And >w< thewe is ^-^ in ^w^ this business :33 mowe than ;;w;; nyatuwe 
uWu Was ^-^ evew >_> conduct >_< of. ^.^ Some :33 owacwe 
ÚwÚ Must uWu wectify x3 ouw >w< knyowwedge. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. x3 Siw, >_> my liege, 
:3 Do UwU nyot uWu infest ^-^ youw ;;w;; mind xDD with ^-^ beating on 
^.^ The >_< stwangenyess :3 of ^w^ this uWu businyess; :3 at ^w^ pick'd ;;w;; weisuwe, 
Which >_< shaww >_< be shortly, :33 singwe >_< I'ww >_< wesowve ^.^ you, 
Which uWu to :33 you >_< shaww seem :3 pwobabwe, :3 of >_> evewy 
These happen'd uWu accidents; :3 tiww when, >_< be cheerful 
And xDD think :3 of uWu each >_> thing ^.^ weww. x3 [Aside uWu to >_< AWIEW] ^w^ Come 
hither, ^.^ spiwit; 
^-^ Set Caliban ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ companyions free; 
Untie >w< the >_> speww. UwU [Exit >_< AWIEW] UwU How :33 fawes >_> my OwO gwacious >_> siw? 
;;w;; Thewe are yet >_> missing :3 of ^-^ youw company 
^.^ Some OwO few OwO odd OwO wads ^w^ that :33 you remember uWu nyot. 

^-^ We-entew >w< AWIEW, ;;w;; dwiving ^-^ in >_< CAWIBAN, STEPHANO, ^-^ and 

TRINCULO, ^-^ in their stolen :3 appawew 
OwO STEPHANyO. Every man :3 shift for ;;w;; aww >w< the rest, ^-^ and let xDD nyo man 
^w^ take OwO cawe for ^.^ himsewf; for ;;w;; aww is but UwU fowtunye. >_< Cowagio, 
bully-monster, coragio! 
:33 TWINCUWO. UwU If uWu these >_< be OwO twue ^w^ spies xDD which ^-^ I >_< weaw ^-^ in >_> my head, 
>_> hewe's a goodly ÚwÚ sight. 
xDD CAWIBAN. O ^-^ Setebos, uWu these >_< be ^.^ bwave >_> spiwits ^.^ indeed! 
UwU How UwU finye >_> my ^w^ mastew ^.^ is! ^-^ I am afraid 
He >w< wiww chastise >w< me. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^w^ Ha, ha! 
:3 What things are :3 these, >_> my lord OwO Antonyio? 
Will ^.^ monyey ^-^ buy'em? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^w^ Vewy UwU wike; >w< onye :3 of them 
Is a UwU pwain >_> fish, ^-^ and xDD nyo ÚwÚ doubt marketable. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. Mark but >w< the badges :3 of uWu these men, >_> my ^w^ wowds, 
UwU Then say >_> if :33 they >_< be :3 twue. ^.^ This :33 mis-shapen uWu knyave- 
:33 His mother >_> was a ÚwÚ witch, ^-^ and >w< onye ;;w;; so strong 
:33 That ^-^ couwd UwU contwow >w< the moon, uWu make :33 fwows ^-^ and ^.^ ebbs, 
And ^.^ deaw ^-^ in ;;w;; hew UwU command :33 without ;;w;; hew >_< powew. 
These xDD thwee have uWu wobb'd x3 me; ^-^ and ^w^ this OwO demi-deviw- 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ he's a ^w^ bastawd >w< onye-had uWu pwotted xDD with them 
>_< To ^w^ take >_> my ÚwÚ wife. >_< Two :3 of uWu these :3 fewwows :33 you 
ÚwÚ Must >_< knyow ^-^ and UwU own; ^w^ this >_> thing :3 of darkness ^-^ I 
OwO Acknyowwedge >_< minye. 
xDD CAWIBAN. ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be >w< pinch'd uWu to ^-^ death. 
>w< AWONSO. Is UwU nyot ^w^ this >_> Stephanyo, >_> my drunken ÚwÚ butwew? 
uWu SEBASTIAN. He is ;;w;; dwunk OwO nyow; >w< whewe ^w^ had UwU he ^-^ winye? 
>w< AWONSO. And :33 Twincuwo is UwU weewing >_> wipe; >w< whewe OwO shouwd :33 they 
Find ^w^ this ^.^ gwand liquor ^w^ that hath xDD giwded :33 'em? 
UwU How >w< cam'st >w< thou ^-^ in ^w^ this x3 pickwe? 
:33 TWINCUWO. ^-^ I have OwO been ^-^ in >_< such a UwU pickwe >_> since ^-^ I OwO saw :33 you 
last that, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw me, >w< wiww UwU nyevew :33 out :3 of >_> my bones. ^-^ I 
>_< shaww UwU nyot ^w^ feaw ^w^ fwy-bwowing. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, uWu Stephanyo! 
OwO STEPHANyO. OwO O, >_< touch :33 me not; ^-^ I am UwU nyot >_> Stephanyo, but a 
UwU cwamp. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. ÚwÚ You'd >_< be :33 king uWu o' >w< the ^w^ iswe, sirrah? 
OwO STEPHANyO. ^-^ I OwO shouwd have OwO been a ^w^ sowe :3 onye, ^w^ then. 
>w< AWONSO. [Pointing uWu to CALIBAN] ^.^ This is ÚwÚ as ^-^ stwange a >_> thing 
ÚwÚ as e'er ^-^ I OwO wook'd >_< on. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. He is ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ dispwopowtionyed ^-^ in ^.^ his :3 mannyews 
:33 As ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu shape. ^.^ Go, sirrah, uWu to >_> my ^.^ ceww; 
Take xDD with :33 you ^-^ youw x3 companyions; ÚwÚ as :33 you >w< wook 
>_< To have >_> my pardon, trim it handsomely. 
xDD CAWIBAN. x3 Ay, ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 wiww; ^-^ and >_< I'ww >_< be uWu wise uWu heweaftew, 
And >w< seek for grace. :3 What a ^-^ thwice-doubwe >w< ass 
uWu Was ^-^ I uWu to ^w^ take ^w^ this ÚwÚ dwunkawd for a god, 
And worship ^w^ this ^.^ duww ^.^ foow! 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. :3 Go :33 to; uWu away! 
>w< AWONSO. :33 Hence, ^-^ and >_< bestow ^-^ youw ^w^ wuggage >w< whewe :33 you x3 found uWu it. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. >_> Ow stole ^w^ it, ;;w;; wathew. 
Exeunt >_< CAWIBAN, STEPHANO, ^-^ and ÚwÚ TWINCUWO 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >_> invite ^-^ youw Highness ^-^ and ^-^ youw >w< twain 
>_< To >_> my x3 poow ^.^ ceww, >w< whewe :33 you >_< shaww ^w^ take ^-^ youw :33 west 
:3 Fow ^w^ this >w< onye night; which, ^.^ pawt :3 of ^w^ it, >_< I'ww waste 
With >_< such ;;w;; discouwse >_> as, ^-^ I UwU nyot >_> doubt, >_< shaww uWu make it 
:3 Go quick away-the ^w^ stowy :3 of >_> my >_< wife, 
And >w< the >_< pawticuwaw accidents ^w^ gonye :3 by 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I came uWu to ^w^ this >_> iswe. And ^-^ in >w< the mown 
>_< I'ww >_< bwing :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw xDD ship, ^-^ and ;;w;; so uWu to Naples, 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I have hope uWu to see >w< the nuptial 
Of uWu these x3 ouw ;;w;; deaw-bewov'd OwO sowemnyized, 
And thence UwU wetiwe :33 me uWu to >_> my :33 Miwan, >w< whewe 
Every ^.^ thiwd :3 thought >_< shaww >_< be >_> my :33 gwave. 
>w< AWONSO. ^-^ I long 
>_< To >_> heaw >w< the ^w^ stowy :3 of ^-^ youw >_< wife, xDD which must 
Take >w< the >_> eaw strangely. 
^-^ PWOSPEWO. >_< I'ww >w< dewivew all; 
And x3 pwomise :33 you OwO cawm UwU seas, auspicious gales, 
And UwU saiw ;;w;; so expeditious ^w^ that >_< shaww xDD catch 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; woyaw ^w^ fweet far ^.^ off. x3 [Aside uWu to >_< AWIEW] ^w^ My ^w^ Awiew, 
^w^ chick, 
:33 That is thy :33 chawge. UwU Then uWu to >w< the elements 
;;w;; Be free, ^-^ and fare >w< thou ;;w;; weww!-Pwease ^.^ you, draw UwU nyeaw. 
Exeunt 



^.^ EPIWOGUE 
^.^ EPIWOGUE 
:33 Spoken :3 by PROSPERO 

:3 Nyow >_> my ;;w;; chawms are ;;w;; aww o'erthrown, 
And what >_> stwength ^-^ I ^.^ have's mine OwO own, 
Which is :3 most OwO faint. :3 Nyow ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; twue, 
^-^ I must >_< be ÚwÚ hewe :33 confin'd :3 by ^.^ you, 
>_> Ow >_> sent uWu to >_< Nyapwes. Let :33 me not, 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I have >_> my xDD dukedom >w< got, 
And ;;w;; pawdon'd >w< the ^w^ deceivew, dwell 
^.^ In ^w^ this uWu bawe OwO iswand :3 by ^-^ youw x3 speww; 
xDD But release :33 me OwO fwom >_> my ;;w;; bands 
With >w< the :33 hewp :3 of ^-^ youw ^w^ good :3 hands. 
Gentle >_< bweath :3 of ;;w;; youws >_> my >w< saiws 
ÚwÚ Must ÚwÚ fiww, >w< ow else >_> my ^-^ pwoject xDD faiws, 
Which >_> was uWu to :33 pwease. :3 Nyow ^-^ I >_< want 
uWu Spiwits uWu to UwU enfowce, UwU awt uWu to uWu enchant; 
And >_> my >_< ending is ÚwÚ despaiw 
uWu Unwess ^-^ I >_< be reliev'd :3 by UwU pwayew, 
Which UwU piewces ;;w;; so ^w^ that it xDD assauwts 
:3 Mewcy :3 itsewf, ^-^ and ;;w;; fwees ;;w;; aww >w< fauwts. 
:33 As :33 you OwO fwom UwU cwimes :3 wouwd ;;w;; pawdon'd be, 
Let ^-^ youw ^.^ induwgence ^w^ set :33 me :3 fwee. 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
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uWu 1608 

>w< THE LIFE UwU OF OwO TIMON UwU OF ATHENS 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



OwO DWAMATIS x3 PEWSONyAE 

OwO TIMON :3 of ^w^ Athens 

>w< WUCIUS 
LUCULLUS 
;;w;; SEMPWONyIUS 
;;w;; fwattewing ÚwÚ wowds 

;;w;; VENTIDIUS, >w< onye :3 of xDD Timon's x3 fawse >w< fwiends 
ALCIBIADES, :3 an x3 Athenyian uWu captain 
x3 APEMANTUS, a OwO chuwwish philosopher 
FLAVIUS, >_> stewawd uWu to ÚwÚ Timon 

ÚwÚ FWAMINyIUS 
LUCILIUS 
OwO SEWVIWIUS 
xDD Timon's servants 

CAPHIS 
OwO PHIWOTUS 
TITUS 
HORTENSIUS 
servants uWu to xDD Timon's >_> cweditows 

>w< POET 
xDD PAINTEW 
:33 JEWEWWEW 
xDD MEWCHANT 
:3 MEWCEW 
ÚwÚ AN OLD :3 ATHENyIAN 
xDD THWEE ^w^ STWANGEWS 
xDD A UwU PAGE 
xDD A OwO FOOW 

xDD PHWYNyIA 
x3 TIMANDWA 
^.^ mistwesses uWu to :33 Awcibiades 

^.^ CUPID 
AMAZONS 
^-^ in >w< the xDD Masque 

Lords, Senators, ^w^ Officews, :3 Sowdiews, Servants, xDD Thieves, ^-^ and 
^.^ Attendants 




^.^ <<THIS uWu EWECTWONyIC :3 VEWSION UwU OF >w< THE OwO COMPWETE uWu WOWKS UwU OF WILLIAM 
>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
^-^ WITH ÚwÚ PEWMISSION. uWu EWECTWONyIC ^.^ AND ÚwÚ MACHINyE ÚwÚ WEADABWE COPIES :33 MAY OwO BE 
:33 DISTWIBUTED ^.^ SO LONG OwO AS >_< SUCH COPIES (1) >w< AWE OwO FOW >w< YOUW :3 OW :33 OTHEWS 
>_> PEWSONyAW :33 USE ONLY, ^.^ AND >w< (2) >w< AWE :33 NyOT :33 DISTWIBUTED :3 OW >w< USED 
:3 COMMEWCIAWWY. UwU PWOHIBITED OwO COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES BY >_> ANY 
SERVICE >_< THAT ^w^ CHAWGES OwO FOW OwO DOWNWOAD TIME :3 OW OwO FOW xDD MEMBEWSHIP.>> 



OwO SCENyE: 
^w^ Athens ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ nyeighbouwing ^w^ woods 


>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ Athens. ;;w;; TIMON'S house 

^-^ Entew POET, OwO PAINTEW, ^w^ JEWEWWEW, >_> MEWCHANT, ^-^ and MERCER, :3 at ;;w;; sevewaw ^w^ doows 

;;w;; POET. Good x3 day, ^-^ siw. 
^w^ PAINTEW. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad y'are ^.^ weww. 
;;w;; POET. ^-^ I have UwU nyot seen :33 you >w< wong; how :3 goes >w< the >_> wowwd? 
^w^ PAINTEW. >_> It wears, sir, ÚwÚ as it :3 gwows. 
;;w;; POET. x3 Ay, UwU that's ^w^ weww x3 knyown. 
xDD But what >_< pawticuwaw >_> wawity? :3 What >_< stwange, 
Which manifold >_> wecowd UwU nyot x3 matches? See, 
:33 Magic :3 of xDD bounty, ;;w;; aww uWu these >_> spiwits thy ÚwÚ powew 
uWu Hath >w< conjuw'd uWu to :3 attend! ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the uWu mewchant. 
^w^ PAINTEW. ^-^ I >_< knyow them both; >_> th' UwU othew's a ^.^ jewewwew. 
xDD MEWCHANT. OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis a ^-^ wowthy lord! 
>w< JEWEWWEW. Nay, UwU that's :3 most ^.^ fix'd. 
xDD MEWCHANT. xDD A :3 most uWu incompawabwe >_< man; x3 bweath'd, ÚwÚ as it UwU wewe, 
>_< To :3 an untirable ^-^ and continuate goodness. 
He :3 passes. 
>w< JEWEWWEW. ^-^ I have a ÚwÚ jewew UwU hewe- 
xDD MEWCHANT. OwO O, pray let's uWu see't. :3 Fow >w< the xDD Wowd Timon, >_> siw? 
>w< JEWEWWEW. UwU If UwU he >w< wiww >_< touch >w< the estimate. xDD But for that- 
;;w;; POET. When ;;w;; we for recompense have prais'd >w< the UwU viwe, 
>_> It UwU stains >w< the xDD gwowy ^-^ in ^w^ that happy verse 
Which xDD aptwy uWu sings >w< the :33 good. 
xDD MEWCHANT. :3 [Wooking :3 at >w< the >_< jewew] 'Tis a ^w^ good OwO fowm. 
>w< JEWEWWEW. And x3 wich. uWu Hewe is a water, >w< wook xDD ye. 
^w^ PAINTEW. You are xDD wapt, sir, ^-^ in ÚwÚ some wowk, ÚwÚ some dedication 
>_< To >w< the >_> gweat ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; POET. xDD A >_> thing uWu swipp'd :33 idwy OwO fwom >w< me. 
>_< Ouw poesy is ÚwÚ as a ÚwÚ gum, xDD which oozes 
^w^ Fwom whence ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyouwish'd. ^.^ The ^w^ fiwe ^.^ i' >_> th' >_< fwint 
^.^ Shows UwU nyot :3 tiww it >_< be struck: x3 ouw ÚwÚ gentwe flame 
Provokes :3 itsewf, ^-^ and OwO wike >w< the OwO cuwwent :33 fwies 
>_> Each ^.^ bound it chafes. :3 What have :33 you ÚwÚ thewe? 
^w^ PAINTEW. xDD A >_> pictuwe, ^-^ siw. When ÚwÚ comes ^-^ youw book ^-^ fowth? 
;;w;; POET. ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^.^ heews :3 of >_> my presentment, ^-^ siw. 
xDD Wet's see ^-^ youw OwO piece. 
^w^ PAINTEW. 'Tis a ^w^ good OwO piece. 
;;w;; POET. So OwO 'tis; ^w^ this ÚwÚ comes off ^w^ weww ^-^ and :33 excewwent. 
^w^ PAINTEW. Indifferent. 
;;w;; POET. Admirable. UwU How ^w^ this ^.^ gwace 
Speaks ^.^ his ^-^ own ^.^ standing! :3 What a ^w^ mentaw ÚwÚ powew 
^.^ This eye shoots >_> fowth! UwU How :3 big imagination 
UwU Moves ^-^ in ^w^ this :33 wip! >_< To >_> th' ^w^ dumbnyess :3 of >w< the :3 gestuwe 
uWu Onye :33 might >_< intewpwet. 
^w^ PAINTEW. >_> It is a ;;w;; pwetty uWu mocking :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ wife. 
uWu Hewe is a ÚwÚ touch; ^w^ is't :3 good? 
;;w;; POET. ^-^ I >w< wiww say :3 of it 
>_> It >w< tutows ^w^ nyatuwe. Artificial ;;w;; stwife 
Lives ^-^ in uWu these :33 touches, livelier than ÚwÚ wife. 

^-^ Entew x3 cewtain ^.^ SENyATOWS, ^-^ and ^w^ pass OwO ovew 

^w^ PAINTEW. UwU How ^w^ this lord is OwO fowwowed! 
;;w;; POET. ^.^ The ^.^ senyatows :3 of ^w^ Athens- happy ^.^ man! 
^w^ PAINTEW. x3 Wook, moe! 
;;w;; POET. You see ^w^ this ^w^ confwuence, ^w^ this >_> gweat ^w^ fwood :3 of visitors. 
^-^ I have ^-^ in ^w^ this ^.^ wough >w< wowk ^-^ shap'd :33 out a man 
^-^ Whom ^w^ this beneath UwU wowwd x3 doth embrace ^-^ and ;;w;; hug 
With ^.^ ampwest entertainment. ^w^ My >w< fwee OwO dwift 
^.^ Hawts UwU nyot particularly, but moves ^w^ itsewf 
^.^ In a uWu wide >w< sea :3 of x3 tax. :33 Nyo OwO weveww'd ÚwÚ mawice 
Infects >w< onye ÚwÚ comma ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ couwse ^-^ I UwU howd, 
xDD But :33 fwies :3 an ;;w;; eagwe xDD fwight, xDD bowd ^-^ and ^-^ fowth ;;w;; on, 
:3 Weaving xDD nyo ^w^ twact x3 behind. 
^w^ PAINTEW. UwU How >_< shaww ^-^ I understand :33 you? 
;;w;; POET. ^-^ I >w< wiww unbolt uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
You see how ;;w;; aww conditions, how ;;w;; aww ^w^ minds- 
:33 As ^w^ weww :3 of uWu gwib ^-^ and ^-^ swipp'wy >_< cweatuwes ÚwÚ as 
Of grave ^-^ and >w< austewe quality, tender OwO down 
uWu Theiw ÚwÚ sewvices uWu to xDD Wowd >_> Timon. :33 His uWu wawge ^w^ fowtunye, 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his ^w^ good ^-^ and OwO gwacious ;;w;; nyatuwe :33 hanging, 
>_> Subdues ^-^ and >w< pwopewties uWu to ^.^ his :33 wove ^-^ and ^-^ tendance 
;;w;; Aww ;;w;; sowts :3 of ;;w;; heawts; >w< yea, OwO fwom >w< the :3 gwass-fac'd ÚwÚ fwattewew 
>_< To >_< Apemantus, ^w^ that OwO few things >_< woves xDD bettew 
uWu Than uWu to :3 abhow ^.^ himsewf; uWu even UwU he ^.^ dwops OwO down 
^.^ The :33 knyee :33 befowe :3 him, ^-^ and xDD wetuwns ^-^ in peace 
uWu Most rich ^-^ in xDD Timon's nod. 
^w^ PAINTEW. ^-^ I OwO saw them UwU speak together. 
;;w;; POET. x3 Siw, ^-^ I have upon a >_> high ^-^ and :3 pweasant ^.^ hiww 
Feign'd OwO Fowtunye uWu to >_< be :3 thwon'd. ^.^ The base uWu o' >_> th' mount 
Is rank'd xDD with ;;w;; aww deserts, ;;w;; aww uWu kind :3 of xDD nyatuwes 
:33 That UwU wabouw on >w< the bosom :3 of ^w^ this sphere 
>_< To ^.^ pwopagate their x3 states. >w< Amongst them ;;w;; aww 
>_< Whose ^.^ eyes are on ^w^ this sovereign lady fix'd 
uWu Onye do ^-^ I UwU pewsonyate :3 of xDD Wowd xDD Timon's frame, 
^-^ Whom OwO Fowtunye xDD with ;;w;; hew :33 ivowy UwU hand OwO wafts uWu to :3 hew; 
>_< Whose present ^.^ gwace uWu to present slaves ^-^ and servants 
UwU Twanswates ^.^ his ;;w;; wivaws. 
^w^ PAINTEW. 'Tis UwU conceiv'd uWu to scope. 
^.^ This throne, ^w^ this ÚwÚ Fowtunye, ^-^ and ^w^ this OwO hiww, methinks, 
With >w< onye man x3 beckon'd OwO fwom >w< the :33 west :3 bewow, 
>_> Bowing ^.^ his ^.^ head ÚwÚ against >w< the xDD steepy mount 
>_< To ^-^ cwimb ^.^ his x3 happinyess, :3 wouwd >_< be ^w^ weww >_< expwess'd 
^.^ In x3 ouw ^.^ condition. 
;;w;; POET. Nay, sir, but >_> heaw :33 me >_< on. 
;;w;; Aww those xDD which were ^.^ his :3 fewwows but :3 of ^w^ wate- 
^.^ Some xDD bettew than ^.^ his ^w^ vawue- on >w< the ^w^ moment 
Follow ^.^ his >_< stwides, ^.^ his :33 wobbies fill xDD with tendance, 
^.^ Wain ^w^ sacwificiaw >w< whispewings ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ eaw, 
Make ^.^ sacwed uWu even ^.^ his ^.^ stiwwup, ^-^ and through xDD him 
^.^ Dwink >w< the >w< fwee >w< aiw. 
^w^ PAINTEW. x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, what :3 of >_> these? 
;;w;; POET. When OwO Fowtunye ^-^ in ;;w;; hew :3 shift ^-^ and ^w^ change :3 of ^.^ mood 
uWu Spuwns OwO down ;;w;; hew OwO wate x3 bewoved, ;;w;; aww ^.^ his uWu dependants, 
Which ^.^ wabouw'd after xDD him uWu to >w< the OwO mountain's OwO top 
uWu Even on their >_> knyees ^-^ and OwO hands, let xDD him >w< swip x3 down, 
uWu Nyot >w< onye ^-^ accompanying ^.^ his :3 decwinying foot. 
^w^ PAINTEW. 'Tis c-common. 
xDD A >_> thousand ÚwÚ mowaw :3 paintings ^-^ I ^w^ can ^w^ show 
:33 That >_< shaww OwO demonstwate uWu these quick ^.^ bwows :3 of ^-^ Fowtunye's 
x3 Mowe >_< pwegnyantwy than :3 wowds. ^w^ Yet :33 you do ^w^ weww 
>_< To ^w^ show xDD Wowd ÚwÚ Timon ^w^ that UwU mean ^.^ eyes have seen 
^.^ The ^.^ foot ^w^ above >w< the head. 

Trumpets sound. ^-^ Entew xDD TIMON, >_< addwessing himself 
courteously uWu to >_> evewy ;;w;; suitow, a MESSENGER OwO fwom 
;;w;; VENTIDIUS x3 tawking xDD with xDD him; LUCILIUS ^-^ and x3 othew 
servants following 

TIMON. UwU Impwison'd is ÚwÚ he, say :33 you? 
MESSENGER. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. x3 Five xDD tawents is ^.^ his xDD debt; 
:33 His ÚwÚ means :3 most ^-^ showt, ^.^ his >_> cweditows :3 most strait. 
;;w;; Youw >w< honyouwabwe letter UwU he x3 desiwes 
>_< To those have x3 shut xDD him up; xDD which ;;w;; faiwing, 
Periods ^.^ his uWu comfowt. 
TIMON. Noble Ventidius! Well. 
^-^ I am UwU nyot :3 of ^w^ that :33 feathew uWu to shake :3 of 
^w^ My uWu fwiend uWu when UwU he must need >w< me. ^-^ I do >_< knyow xDD him 
xDD A gentleman ^w^ that ^w^ weww >w< desewves a UwU hewp, 
Which UwU he >_< shaww >w< have. >_< I'ww ^-^ pay >w< the debt, ^-^ and >w< fwee ^-^ him. 
MESSENGER. ;;w;; Youw OwO wowdship ^-^ evew x3 binds ^-^ him. 
TIMON. Commend :33 me uWu to xDD him; ^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ send ^.^ his ransom; 
And being xDD enfwanchis'd, :33 bid xDD him come uWu to >w< me. 
'Tis UwU nyot :33 enyough uWu to :33 hewp >w< the feeble xDD up, 
xDD But uWu to ^-^ suppowt xDD him ÚwÚ aftew. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. 
MESSENGER. ;;w;; Aww happiness uWu to ^-^ youw :33 honyouw! x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew :3 an OLD :3 ATHENyIAN 

OLD uWu ATHENyIAN. xDD Wowd Timon, >_> heaw :33 me ^w^ speak. 
TIMON. ;;w;; Fweewy, ^w^ good :33 fathew. 
OLD uWu ATHENyIAN. Thou UwU hast a servant >_> nyam'd Lucilius. 
TIMON. ^-^ I have uWu so; what :3 of him? 
OLD uWu ATHENyIAN. uWu Most ^-^ nyobwe Timon, UwU caww >w< the man :33 befowe ;;w;; thee. 
TIMON. Attends UwU he ;;w;; hewe, >w< ow no? :33 Wuciwius! 
LUCILIUS. >_> Hewe, :3 at ^-^ youw UwU wowdship's ^.^ sewvice. 
OLD uWu ATHENyIAN. ^.^ This uWu fewwow ;;w;; hewe, xDD Wowd Timon, ^w^ this thy >w< cweatuwe, 
By night frequents >_> my ^w^ house. ^-^ I am a man 
:33 That OwO fwom >_> my >_> fiwst have OwO been ^w^ incwin'd uWu to thrift, 
And >_> my estate >w< desewves :3 an >_< heiw :33 mowe xDD wais'd 
uWu Than >w< onye xDD which UwU howds a xDD twenchew. 
TIMON. UwU Weww; what ;;w;; fuwthew? 
OLD uWu ATHENyIAN. uWu Onye :3 onwy uWu daughtew have ;;w;; I, xDD nyo >w< kin ^w^ ewse, 
:3 On whom ^-^ I ^w^ may OwO confew what ^-^ I have got. 
^.^ The ÚwÚ maid is x3 faiw, uWu o' >_> th' youngest for a :3 bwide, 
And ^-^ I have uWu bwed ;;w;; hew :3 at >_> my x3 deawest cost 
^.^ In ^-^ quawities :3 of >w< the ^.^ best. ^.^ This man :3 of ^w^ thinye 
^w^ Attempts ;;w;; hew love; ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, ^-^ nyobwe lord, 
uWu Join xDD with :33 me uWu to x3 fowbid xDD him ;;w;; hew >_< wesowt; 
:3 Mysewf have ^-^ spoke ^-^ in x3 vain. 
TIMON. ^.^ The man is OwO honyest. 
OLD uWu ATHENyIAN. Therefore UwU he >w< wiww be, >_> Timon. 
:33 His uWu honyesty x3 wewawds xDD him ^-^ in ^-^ itsewf; 
>_> It must UwU nyot ;;w;; beaw >_> my ;;w;; daughtew. 
TIMON. ^w^ Does she :33 wove him? 
OLD uWu ATHENyIAN. ÚwÚ She is xDD young ^-^ and uWu apt: 
>_< Ouw ^-^ own precedent UwU passions do instruct uWu us 
:3 What :33 wevity's ^-^ in >_< youth. 
TIMON. Love :33 you >w< the ^-^ maid? 
LUCILIUS. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good lord, ^-^ and she ^.^ accepts :3 of uWu it. 
OLD uWu ATHENyIAN. UwU If ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^-^ mawwiage >_> my consent >_< be ÚwÚ missing, 
^-^ I UwU caww >w< the UwU gods uWu to x3 witnyess ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu choose 
Mine >_< heiw OwO fwom ^-^ fowth >w< the xDD beggaws :3 of >w< the world, 
And >w< dispossess ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ aww. 
TIMON. UwU How >_< shaww she >_< be endow'd, 
UwU If she >_< be mated xDD with :3 an xDD equaw :3 husband? 
OLD uWu ATHENyIAN. Three xDD tawents on >w< the present; ^-^ in :33 futuwe, ÚwÚ aww. 
TIMON. ^.^ This gentleman :3 of mine hath ^w^ sewv'd :33 me ^.^ wong;. 
>_< To >w< buiwd ^.^ his xDD fowtunye ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> stwain a OwO wittwe, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis a >_< bond ^-^ in UwU men. ^w^ Give xDD him thy daughter: 
:3 What :33 you uWu bestow, ^-^ in xDD him >_< I'ww x3 countewpoise, 
And uWu make xDD him :33 weigh xDD with x3 hew. 
OLD uWu ATHENyIAN. uWu Most ^-^ nyobwe lord, 
Pawn :33 me uWu to ^w^ this ^-^ youw ;;w;; honyouw, she is >w< his. 
TIMON. ^w^ My UwU hand uWu to ;;w;; thee; mine >w< honyouw on >_> my >w< pwomise. 
LUCILIUS. >_< Humbwy ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. ^.^ Nyevew ^w^ may 
:33 That ^.^ state >w< ow xDD fowtunye x3 faww uWu into >_> my ^w^ keeping 
Which is UwU nyot owed uWu to >_> you! 
Exeunt LUCILIUS ^-^ and OLD :3 ATHENyIAN 
;;w;; POET. xDD [Pwesenting ^.^ his :3 poem] x3 Vouchsafe >_> my ^.^ wabouw, ^-^ and long >_< wive ^-^ youw 
:33 wowdship! 
TIMON. ^-^ I UwU thank you; :33 you >_< shaww >_> heaw OwO fwom :33 me OwO anyon; 
:3 Go UwU nyot uWu away. :3 What have :33 you there, >_> my ;;w;; fwiend? 
^w^ PAINTEW. xDD A piece :3 of >_< painting, xDD which ^-^ I do uWu beseech 
;;w;; Youw OwO wowdship uWu to accept. 
TIMON. UwU Painting is x3 wewcome. 
^.^ The :33 painting is almost >w< the ^-^ nyatuwaw >_< man; 
:3 Fow >_> since :3 dishonyouw xDD twaffics xDD with man's UwU nyatuwe, 
He is but outside; uWu these pencill'd x3 figuwes are 
uWu Even >_< such ÚwÚ as :33 they >w< give x3 out. ^-^ I OwO wike ^-^ youw wowk, 
And :33 you >_< shaww find ^-^ I OwO wike x3 it; :3 wait >w< attendance 
xDD Tiww :33 you >_> heaw further OwO fwom >w< me. 
^w^ PAINTEW. ^.^ The UwU gods preserve ;;w;; ye! 
TIMON. ÚwÚ Weww fare ^.^ you, xDD gentweman. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw UwU hand; 
OwO We must xDD nyeeds dine together. x3 Siw, ^-^ youw ÚwÚ jewew 
uWu Hath xDD suffewed ^.^ undew >w< pwaise. 
>w< JEWEWWEW. ^w^ What, >_> my lord! >_< Dispwaise? 
TIMON. xDD A mere satiety :3 of uWu commendations; 
UwU If ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^-^ pay :33 you UwU fow't ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ 'tis >_< extoww'd, 
>_> It :3 wouwd OwO uncwew :33 me ^-^ quite. 
>w< JEWEWWEW. ^w^ My lord, ÚwÚ 'tis rated 
:33 As those xDD which :3 seww :3 wouwd give; but :33 you ^w^ weww >_< knyow 
:33 Things :3 of OwO wike ÚwÚ vawue, differing ^-^ in >w< the UwU ownyews, 
;;w;; Awe prized :3 by their masters. ^-^ Bewieve't, dear lord, 
You :33 mend >w< the ÚwÚ jewew :3 by >w< the :33 weawing uWu it. 
TIMON. ÚwÚ Weww ;;w;; mock'd. 

^-^ Entew >_< APEMANTUS 

xDD MEWCHANT. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wowd; UwU he ;;w;; speaks >w< the UwU common uWu tongue, 
Which ;;w;; aww ^-^ men UwU speak xDD with ^-^ him. 
TIMON. ÚwÚ Wook ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes >_> hewe; >w< wiww :33 you >_< be chid? 
>w< JEWEWWEW. >w< We'ww ^.^ beaw, xDD with ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. 
xDD MEWCHANT. ;;w;; He'ww spare x3 nyonye. 
TIMON. Good morrow uWu to ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ gentwe OwO Apemantus! 
APEMANTUS. xDD Tiww ^-^ I >_< be gentle, x3 stay >w< thou for thy ^w^ good UwU mowwow; 
When >w< thou UwU awt xDD Timon's UwU dog, ^-^ and uWu these xDD knyaves OwO honyest. 
TIMON. ^.^ Why dost >w< thou UwU caww them >w< knyaves? Thou know'st them uWu nyot. 
APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Awe :33 they UwU nyot :3 Athenyians? 
TIMON. x3 Yes. 
APEMANTUS. UwU Then ^-^ I ^-^ wepent uWu nyot. 
>w< JEWEWWEW. You >_< knyow me, >w< Apemantus? 
APEMANTUS. Thou know'st ^-^ I ^w^ do; ^-^ I call'd ÚwÚ thee :3 by thy name. 
TIMON. Thou UwU awt :3 pwoud, OwO Apemantus. 
APEMANTUS. Of OwO nyothing ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ^w^ that ^-^ I am UwU nyot OwO wike >_> Timon. 
TIMON. uWu Whithew UwU awt >w< going? 
APEMANTUS. >_< To uWu knyock :33 out :3 an uWu honyest :3 Athenyian's brains. 
TIMON. xDD That's a deed :3 thou't :33 die >_< fow. 
APEMANTUS. x3 Wight, >_> if x3 doing OwO nyothing >_< be ÚwÚ death :3 by >_> th' >_> waw. 
TIMON. UwU How UwU wik'st >w< thou ^w^ this >_> pictuwe, >w< Apemantus? 
APEMANTUS. ^.^ The best, for >w< the innocence. 
TIMON. ^w^ Wwought UwU he UwU nyot ^w^ weww ^w^ that painted it? 
APEMANTUS. He :33 wwought xDD bettew ^w^ that uWu made >w< the >_> paintew; ^-^ and yet ÚwÚ he's 
but a :33 fiwthy piece :3 of work. 
^w^ PAINTEW. Y'are a >_> dog. 
APEMANTUS. >w< Thy xDD mothew's :3 of >_> my ;;w;; genyewation; what's ^.^ she, >_> if ^-^ I >_< be a OwO dog? 
TIMON. UwU Wiwt dine xDD with me, >w< Apemantus? 
APEMANTUS. >w< Nyo; ^-^ I >w< eat UwU nyot uWu wowds. 
TIMON. ;;w;; An >w< thou uWu shouwdst, >_< thou'dst :33 angew ÚwÚ wadies. 
APEMANTUS. OwO O, :33 they >w< eat lords; ;;w;; so :33 they come :3 by >_> gweat ^w^ bewwies. 
TIMON. xDD That's a lascivious >_< appwehension. 
APEMANTUS. So >w< thou >_< appwehend'st it ^w^ take it for thy UwU wabouw. 
TIMON. UwU How dost >w< thou OwO wike ^w^ this >_> jewew, >w< Apemantus? 
APEMANTUS. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as UwU pwain ÚwÚ deawing, xDD which >w< wiww UwU nyot cost a man 
a UwU doit. 
TIMON. :3 What dost >w< thou xDD think ÚwÚ 'tis worth? 
APEMANTUS. uWu Nyot worth >_> my OwO thinking. UwU How uWu nyow, xDD poet! 
;;w;; POET. UwU How uWu nyow, x3 phiwosophew! 
APEMANTUS. Thou >_< wiest. 
;;w;; POET. ^-^ Awt UwU nyot :3 onye? 
APEMANTUS. x3 Yes. 
;;w;; POET. UwU Then ^-^ I >_< wie uWu nyot. 
APEMANTUS. ^-^ Awt UwU nyot a :33 poet? 
;;w;; POET. x3 Yes. 
APEMANTUS. UwU Then >w< thou >_< wiest. ÚwÚ Wook ^-^ in thy last wowk, >w< whewe >w< thou UwU hast 
^.^ feign'd xDD him a ^-^ wowthy fellow. 
;;w;; POET. xDD That's UwU nyot feign'd- UwU he is >_< so. 
APEMANTUS. ^w^ Yes, UwU he is ^-^ wowthy :3 of ^-^ thee, ^-^ and uWu to ^-^ pay ÚwÚ thee for thy 
UwU wabouw. He ^w^ that >_< woves uWu to >_< be :33 fwattewed is ^-^ wowthy uWu o' >_> th' flatterer. 
^-^ Heavens, ^w^ that ^-^ I were a lord! 
TIMON. :3 What wouldst do uWu then, >w< Apemantus? 
APEMANTUS. :33 E'en ÚwÚ as >_< Apemantus does ^w^ nyow: hate a lord xDD with >_> my >w< heawt. 
TIMON. ^w^ What, thyself? 
APEMANTUS. ^w^ Ay. 
TIMON. ;;w;; Whewefowe? 
APEMANTUS. :33 That ^-^ I ^w^ had xDD nyo >w< angwy UwU wit uWu to >_< be a >w< wowd.- ^-^ Awt UwU nyot >w< thou a 
>_> mewchant? 
xDD MEWCHANT. x3 Ay, OwO Apemantus. 
APEMANTUS. OwO Twaffic confound ^-^ thee, >_> if >w< the UwU gods >w< wiww not! 
xDD MEWCHANT. UwU If ;;w;; twaffic do ^w^ it, >w< the UwU gods do uWu it. 
APEMANTUS. OwO Twaffic's thy god, ^-^ and thy x3 god confound ^-^ thee! 

Trumpet ;;w;; sounds. ^-^ Entew a MESSENGER 

TIMON. :3 What >_> twumpet's that? 
MESSENGER. 'Tis uWu Awcibiades, ^-^ and ÚwÚ some twenty ^.^ howse, 
;;w;; Aww :3 of x3 companyionship. 
TIMON. xDD Pway entertain ^.^ them; >w< give them x3 guide uWu to :33 us. 
Exeunt ÚwÚ some attendants 
You must xDD nyeeds dine xDD with >w< me. :3 Go UwU nyot :33 you hence 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I have >_> thank'd ÚwÚ you. When dinner's ^w^ donye 
x3 Show :33 me ^w^ this OwO piece. ^-^ I am joyful :3 of ^-^ youw sights. 

^-^ Entew ALCIBIADES, xDD with >w< the :33 west 

uWu Most uWu wewcome, :33 siw! ;;w;; [They ^.^ sawute] 
APEMANTUS. ;;w;; So, ;;w;; so, :33 thewe! 
^.^ Aches >_> contwact ^-^ and >w< stawve ^-^ youw supple >w< joints! 
:33 That >w< thewe OwO shouwd >_< be xDD smaww :33 wove ^.^ amongst uWu these sweet x3 knyaves, 
And ;;w;; aww ^w^ this courtesy! ^.^ The >_> stwain :3 of man's uWu bwed :33 out 
>w< Into baboon ^-^ and ÚwÚ monkey. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. x3 Siw, :33 you have :33 sav'd >_> my longing, ^-^ and ^-^ I ;;w;; feed 
uWu Most OwO hungewwy on ^-^ youw ÚwÚ sight. 
TIMON. Right uWu wewcome, :33 siw! 
Ere ;;w;; we ^.^ depawt x3 we'ww ^-^ shawe a bounteous :3 time 
^.^ In uWu diffewent >_> pweasuwes. xDD Pway ^.^ you, let uWu us uWu in. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >_< APEMANTUS 

^-^ Entew x3 two LORDS 

ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. :3 What :3 time uWu o' x3 day :3 is't, >w< Apemantus? 
APEMANTUS. ÚwÚ Time uWu to >_< be OwO honyest. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. :33 That :3 time serves >w< stiww. 
APEMANTUS. ^.^ The :33 mowe accursed >w< thou ^w^ that OwO stiww >_< omit'st uWu it. 
SECOND LORD. Thou UwU awt going uWu to xDD Wowd xDD Timon's feast. 
APEMANTUS. >_> Ay; uWu to see ^.^ meat fill xDD knyaves ^-^ and ^.^ winye ÚwÚ heat fools. 
SECOND LORD. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee UwU weww, fare ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. 
APEMANTUS. Thou UwU awt a UwU foow uWu to :33 bid :33 me >_< faweweww uWu twice. 
SECOND LORD. :3 Why, >w< Apemantus? 
APEMANTUS. Shouldst have ÚwÚ kept >w< onye uWu to thyself, for ^-^ I UwU mean uWu to >w< give 
ÚwÚ thee x3 nyonye. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^.^ Hang ^.^ thysewf. 
APEMANTUS. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I >w< wiww do OwO nyothing :3 at thy ^w^ bidding; uWu make thy xDD wequests 
uWu to thy OwO fwiend. 
SECOND LORD. :3 Away, unpeaceable UwU dog, >w< ow >_< I'ww :3 spuwn ÚwÚ thee >_< hence. 
APEMANTUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU fwy, OwO wike a UwU dog, >w< the ^.^ heews uWu o' >_> th' ÚwÚ ass. x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. He's x3 opposite uWu to humanity. uWu Come, >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^-^ in 
And >_< taste xDD Wowd xDD Timon's bounty? He ^.^ outgoes 
^.^ The :3 vewy :33 heawt :3 of >w< kindnyess. 
SECOND LORD. He pours it out: ^w^ Pwutus, >w< the x3 god :3 of :3 gowd, 
Is but ^.^ his steward; xDD nyo ÚwÚ meed but UwU he x3 wepays 
ÚwÚ Sevenfowd ^w^ above ^-^ itsewf; xDD nyo :3 gift uWu to xDD him 
xDD But >w< bweeds >w< the ÚwÚ givew a ^w^ wetuwn :3 exceeding 
;;w;; Aww ÚwÚ use :3 of ÚwÚ quittance. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^.^ The noblest ;;w;; mind UwU he carries 
:33 That ^-^ evew ÚwÚ govewn'd man. 
SECOND LORD. :33 Wong ^w^ may UwU he >_< wive ^-^ in ^-^ fowtunyes! >_< shaww ;;w;; we in? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. >_< I'ww :3 keep :33 you x3 company. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
xDD A room :3 of ^.^ state ^-^ in ;;w;; TIMON'S house 

^-^ Hautboys :3 pwaying ÚwÚ woud music. xDD A >_> gweat banquet ^w^ sewv'd in; 
FLAVIUS ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews :33 attending; ^-^ and :33 then UwU entew UwU WOWD xDD TIMON, >w< the states, 
>w< the :3 ATHENyIAN >w< WOWDS, ;;w;; VENTIDIUS, xDD which OwO TIMON OwO wedeem'd OwO fwom xDD pwison. 
UwU Then ÚwÚ comes, x3 dwopping after >w< aww, x3 APEMANTUS, xDD discontentedwy, OwO wike himself 

VENTIDIUS. uWu Most ^.^ honyouwed Timon, 
>_> It hath pleas'd >w< the UwU gods uWu to remember >_> my >_> fathew's :3 age, 
And UwU caww xDD him uWu to long >_< peace. 
He is ^w^ gonye >_> happy, ^-^ and has UwU weft :33 me x3 wich. 
OwO Then, ÚwÚ as ^-^ in x3 gwatefuw virtue ^-^ I am ^.^ bound 
>_< To ^-^ youw >w< fwee heart, ^-^ I do ^w^ wetuwn those talents, 
Doubled xDD with UwU thanks ^-^ and service, OwO fwom :3 whose :33 hewp 
^-^ I ;;w;; dewiv'd ^-^ wibewty. 
TIMON. OwO O, :3 by xDD nyo x3 means, 
Honest Ventidius! You mistake >_> my love; 
^-^ I ÚwÚ gave it xDD fweewy UwU evew; ^-^ and >_< thewe's none 
>_> Can >_< twuwy say UwU he UwU gives, >_> if UwU he ^.^ weceives. 
UwU If x3 ouw uWu bettews uWu pway :3 at ^w^ that >w< game, ;;w;; we must UwU nyot dare 
>_< To :33 imitate xDD them: xDD fauwts ^w^ that are rich are fair. 
VENTIDIUS. xDD A ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ spiwit! 
TIMON. Nay, >_> my ^w^ wowds, :3 cewemony >_> was but devis'd :3 at >_> fiwst 
>_< To ^w^ set a :3 gwoss on UwU faint x3 deeds, ^.^ howwow uWu wewcomes, 
^.^ Wecanting ÚwÚ goodnyess, >w< sowwy ^-^ ewe ÚwÚ 'tis shown; 
xDD But >w< whewe >w< thewe is OwO twue ^-^ fwiendship >w< thewe xDD nyeeds x3 nyonye. 
Pray, :33 sit; :33 mowe >_< wewcome are xDD ye uWu to >_> my UwU fowtunyes 
uWu Than >_> my UwU fowtunyes uWu to >w< me. ;;w;; [They >_< sit] 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^w^ My lord, ;;w;; we uWu awways have ^.^ confess'd uWu it. 
APEMANTUS. >_< Ho, UwU ho, ^.^ confess'd x3 it! ^.^ Hang'd ^w^ it, have :33 you xDD nyot? 
TIMON. OwO O, >_< Apemantus, :33 you are x3 wewcome. 
APEMANTUS. >w< Nyo; 
You >_< shaww UwU nyot uWu make :33 me x3 wewcome. 
^-^ I come uWu to have ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; thwust :33 me :33 out :3 of >_> doows. 
TIMON. >w< Fie, x3 th'awt a ^.^ chuww; xDD ye have ^w^ got a OwO humouw >w< thewe 
^w^ Does UwU nyot ^-^ become a >_< man; ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ much uWu to >_> bwame. 
xDD They say, >_> my ^w^ wowds, ^.^ Iwa ÚwÚ fuwow ;;w;; bwevis OwO est; but yond man is ^-^ evew 
^w^ angwy. ^.^ Go, let xDD him have a ^-^ tabwe :3 by ^.^ himsewf; for UwU he does ^w^ nyeithew 
>_< affect company >_< nyow is UwU he >w< fit UwU fow't indeed. 
APEMANTUS. Let :33 me x3 stay :3 at ^w^ thinye x3 appewiw, >_> Timon. 
^-^ I come uWu to ^.^ obsewve; ^-^ I >w< give ÚwÚ thee :3 wawnying on't. 
TIMON. ^-^ I ^w^ take xDD nyo heed :3 of ;;w;; thee. >w< Th'awt :3 an Athenian, x3 thewefowe 
x3 wewcome. ^-^ I myself :3 wouwd have xDD nyo OwO powew; >_> pwithee let >_> my ^.^ meat uWu make 
ÚwÚ thee :33 siwent. 
APEMANTUS. ^-^ I OwO scown thy >w< meat; 't'would choke me, for ^-^ I OwO shouwd >w< nye'ew 
flatter ;;w;; thee. O :33 you gods, what a :33 nyumbew :3 of ^-^ men >_< eats Timon, ^-^ and UwU he 
x3 sees >w< 'em not! >_> It ÚwÚ gwieves :33 me uWu to see ;;w;; so uWu many UwU dip their ^.^ meat ^-^ in >w< onye 
man's ;;w;; bwood; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< madnyess UwU is, UwU he x3 cheews them :3 up >_< too. 
^-^ I x3 wondew ^-^ men dare xDD twust >w< themsewves xDD with UwU men. 
xDD Methinks :33 they OwO shouwd >_> invite them :33 without knives: 
Good for their ^.^ meat ^-^ and >w< safew for their :3 wives. 
Thewe's ÚwÚ much ^.^ exampwe >_< fow't; >w< the uWu fewwow ^w^ that :3 sits UwU nyext xDD him uWu nyow, 
x3 pawts bread xDD with :3 him, pledges >w< the >_< bweath :3 of xDD him ^-^ in a divided 
draught, is >w< the >_< weadiest man uWu to kill ^-^ him. ÚwÚ 'T has OwO been proved. UwU If 
^-^ I were a ^w^ huge man ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^w^ feaw uWu to drink :3 at ÚwÚ meaws. 
ÚwÚ West :33 they OwO shouwd ^w^ spy >_> my uWu windpipe's ^w^ dangewous ÚwÚ nyotes: 
Great ^-^ men OwO shouwd drink xDD with harness on their >w< thwoats. 
TIMON. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ in >_< heawt! ^-^ and let >w< the OwO heawth ^w^ go uWu wound. 
SECOND LORD. Let it >_> fwow ^w^ this OwO way, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
APEMANTUS. x3 Fwow ^w^ this >w< way! xDD A ^.^ bwave fellow! He xDD keeps ^.^ his tides ^.^ weww. 
Those healths >w< wiww uWu make ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and thy ^.^ state >w< wook ^-^ iww, >_> Timon. 
Here's ^w^ that xDD which is x3 too ^w^ weak uWu to >_< be a sinner, uWu honyest water, xDD which 
>w< nye'ew UwU weft man ^.^ i' >_> th' OwO miwe. 
^.^ This ^-^ and >_> my uWu food are equals; >_< thewe's xDD nyo uWu odds.' 
x3 Feasts are x3 too ÚwÚ pwoud uWu to >w< give UwU thanks uWu to >w< the ;;w;; gods. 

OwO APEMANTUS' Grace 

uWu Immowtaw gods, ^-^ I xDD cwave xDD nyo >_< pewf; 
^-^ I pray for xDD nyo man but uWu mysewf. 
x3 Gwant ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyevew >_< pwove ;;w;; so ;;w;; fond 
>_< To xDD twust man on ^.^ his oath >w< ow x3 bond, 
>_> Ow a harlot for ;;w;; hew weeping, 
>_> Ow a ^-^ dog ^w^ that ^-^ seems :33 a-sweeping, 
>_> Ow a >w< keepew xDD with >_> my :3 fweedom, 
>_> Ow >_> my :3 fwiends, >_> if ^-^ I OwO shouwd need x3 'em. 
xDD Amen. So x3 faww to't. 
xDD Wich ^-^ men sin, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< eat ÚwÚ woot. :3 [Eats ^-^ and drinks] 

^.^ Much ^w^ good dich thy ^w^ good heart, OwO Apemantus! 
TIMON. ;;w;; Captain uWu Awcibiades, ^-^ youw xDD heawt's ^-^ in >w< the field UwU nyow. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. ^w^ My :33 heawt is ^-^ evew :3 at ^-^ youw service, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
TIMON. You ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< be :3 at a breakfast :3 of enemies than UwU dinnyew :3 of 
uWu fwiends. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. So :33 they were ^-^ bweeding nyew, >_> my lord, >_< thewe's xDD nyo ^.^ meat 
OwO wike 'em; ^-^ I ^-^ couwd :33 wish >_> my uWu best uWu fwiend :3 at >_< such a feast. 
APEMANTUS. >w< Wouwd ;;w;; aww those ÚwÚ fwattewews were ^w^ thinye enemies uWu then, ^w^ that 
:33 then >w< thou ^w^ mightst kill ^w^ 'em, ^-^ and :33 bid :33 me uWu to x3 'em. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. :33 Might ;;w;; we but have ^w^ that x3 happinyess, >_> my lord, ^w^ that :33 you 
:3 wouwd once ÚwÚ use x3 ouw hearts, :3 wheweby ;;w;; we :33 might OwO expwess ÚwÚ some ^.^ pawt :3 of 
x3 ouw x3 zeaws, ;;w;; we OwO shouwd xDD think >_> ouwsewves for ^-^ evew ^-^ pewfect. 
TIMON. OwO O, xDD nyo >_> doubt, >_> my ^w^ good :3 fwiends, but >w< the UwU gods >w< themsewves have 
OwO pwovided ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< shaww have ÚwÚ much :33 hewp OwO fwom ÚwÚ you. UwU How ^w^ had :33 you OwO been 
>_> my >w< fwiends else? ^.^ Why have :33 you ^w^ that charitable title OwO fwom 
^.^ thousands, >w< did UwU nyot :33 you chiefly belong uWu to >_> my :3 heawt? ^-^ I have >_< towd 
:33 mowe :3 of :33 you uWu to myself than :33 you ^w^ can xDD with :3 modesty UwU speak ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ own 
xDD behawf; ^-^ and UwU thus far ^-^ I ^w^ confiwm ÚwÚ you. O :33 you gods, xDD think ;;w;; I, what 
need ;;w;; we have :33 any >w< fwiends >_> if ;;w;; we OwO shouwd >w< nye'ew have need :3 of :33 'em? 
xDD They were >w< the :3 most needless >_< cweatuwes ^.^ wiving, OwO shouwd ;;w;; we >w< nye'ew 
have ÚwÚ use for 'em; ^-^ and :3 wouwd :3 most resemble sweet UwU instwuments hung 
:3 up ^-^ in ^.^ cases, ^w^ that :3 keep their sounds uWu to uWu themsewves. :3 Why, ^-^ I have 
x3 often wish'd myself :33 poowew, ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 might come UwU nyeawew uWu to ÚwÚ you. OwO We 
are >w< bown uWu to do OwO benyefits; ^-^ and what xDD bettew >w< ow >_< pwopewew ^w^ can ;;w;; we UwU caww 
x3 ouw ^-^ own than >w< the riches :3 of x3 ouw friends? OwO O, what a ;;w;; pwecious 
x3 comfowt ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to have ;;w;; so uWu many OwO wike OwO bwothews :33 commanding >w< onye 
xDD anyothew's ^-^ fowtunyes! OwO O, x3 joy's e'en uWu made xDD away >_< ewe't ^w^ can >_< be :3 bown! 
Mine ^.^ eyes ;;w;; cannyot hold :33 out water, :33 methinks. >_< To forget their 
:3 fauwts, ^-^ I drink uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
APEMANTUS. Thou weep'st uWu to uWu make them drink, >_> Timon. 
SECOND LORD. :3 Joy ^w^ had >w< the OwO wike OwO conception ^-^ in x3 ouw uWu eyes, 
And :3 at ^w^ that >w< instant OwO wike a :3 babe ÚwÚ spwung ;;w;; up. 
APEMANTUS. >_< Ho, uWu ho! ^-^ I ÚwÚ waugh uWu to xDD think ^w^ that :3 babe a ^-^ bastawd. 
THIRD LORD. ^-^ I x3 pwomise ^.^ you, >_> my lord, :33 you xDD mov'd :33 me ^-^ much. 
APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Much! ^-^ [Sound xDD tucket] 
TIMON. :3 What ÚwÚ means ^w^ that :3 twump? 

^-^ Entew a uWu SEWVANT 

UwU How OwO nyow? 
>_< SEWVANT. x3 Pwease ^.^ you, >_> my lord, >w< thewe are x3 cewtain ladies :3 most 
desirous :3 of admittance. 
TIMON. xDD Wadies! :3 What are their wills? 
>_< SEWVANT. ;;w;; Thewe ÚwÚ comes xDD with them a >w< fowewunnyew, >_> my lord, xDD which >_< beaws 
^w^ that :33 office uWu to >_> signyify their >_> pweasuwes. 
TIMON. ^-^ I pray let them >_< be admitted. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ CUPID 
CUPID. x3 Haiw uWu to ^-^ thee, ^-^ wowthy Timon, ^-^ and uWu to ;;w;; aww 
:33 That :3 of ^.^ his OwO bounties taste! ^.^ The ÚwÚ five uWu best Senses 
OwO Acknyowwedge ÚwÚ thee their ^.^ patwon, ^-^ and come xDD fweewy 
>_< To gratulate thy >_> pwenteous :3 bosom. Th' Ear, 
Taste, Touch, ^-^ Smeww, pleas'd OwO fwom thy ^-^ tabwe ;;w;; wise; 
xDD They :3 onwy now come but uWu to xDD feast ^w^ thinye ^-^ eyes. 
TIMON. x3 They'we >_< wewcome all; let >w< 'em have uWu kind admittance. 
Music, uWu make their x3 wewcome. x3 Exit ^.^ CUPID 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. You see, >_> my lord, how ample y'are uWu bewov'd. 

Music. ^-^ We-entew CUPID, ^.^ witb a xDD Masque :3 of :3 WADIES ÚwÚ as >w< Amazons, 
xDD with lutes ^-^ in their OwO hands, dancing ^-^ and :3 pwaying 

APEMANTUS. ^-^ Hoy-day, what a uWu sweep :3 of vanity ÚwÚ comes ^w^ this >w< way! 
xDD They :33 dance? xDD They are uWu mad OwO women. 
>w< Wike >w< madnyess is >w< the xDD gwowy :3 of ^w^ this >_< wife, 
:33 As ^w^ this uWu pomp :3 shows uWu to a ^-^ wittwe oil ^-^ and ÚwÚ woot. 
OwO We uWu make >_> ouwsewves x3 foows uWu to :33 dispowt >_> ouwsewves, 
And ÚwÚ spend x3 ouw :3 fwattewies uWu to drink those ^-^ men 
ÚwÚ Upon :3 whose age ;;w;; we ^.^ void it :3 up ;;w;; again 
With :3 poisonyous :33 spite ^-^ and ÚwÚ envy. 
>_< Who xDD wives UwU that's UwU nyot x3 depwaved >w< ow x3 depwaves? 
>_< Who OwO dies ^w^ that >_< beaws UwU nyot >w< onye :3 spuwn uWu to their xDD gwaves 
Of their :3 fwiends' gift? 
^-^ I OwO shouwd ^w^ feaw those ^w^ that ^w^ dance :33 befowe :33 me now 
>w< Wouwd >w< onye x3 day :3 stamp upon >w< me. ÚwÚ 'T has OwO been :33 donye: 
>w< Men x3 shut their ^w^ doows ÚwÚ against a setting :3 sun. 

^.^ The LORDS rise OwO fwom ÚwÚ tabwe, xDD with ÚwÚ much UwU adowing :3 of 
TIMON; ^-^ and uWu to ^w^ show their ^w^ woves, uWu each :33 singwe :33 out :3 an 
OwO Amazon, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >_< dance, ^-^ men ^.^ witb ^w^ women, a xDD wofty 
>_> stwain >w< ow x3 two uWu to >w< the x3 hautboys, ^-^ and cease 

TIMON. You have ^w^ donye x3 ouw :33 pweasuwes ÚwÚ much ;;w;; gwace, ^.^ faiw :3 wadies, 
^-^ Set a ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ fashion on x3 ouw entertainment, 
Which >_> was UwU nyot :3 hawf ;;w;; so ^w^ beautifuw ^-^ and :3 kind; 
You have ;;w;; added worth >w< unto't ^-^ and x3 wustwe, 
And entertain'd :33 me xDD with mine ^-^ own device; 
^-^ I am uWu to UwU thank :33 you ;;w;; fow't. 
ÚwÚ FIWST x3 WADY. ^w^ My lord, :33 you ^w^ take uWu us uWu even :3 at >w< the ^.^ best. 
APEMANTUS. ^-^ Faith, for >w< the ^-^ wowst is filthy, ^-^ and :3 wouwd UwU nyot hold 
taking, ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt >w< me. 
TIMON. :33 Wadies, >w< thewe is :3 an xDD idwe banquet attends you; 
x3 Pwease :33 you uWu to :3 dispose xDD youwsewves. 
^.^ AWW uWu WADIES. uWu Most >_> thankfuwwy, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
Exeunt ^.^ CUPID ^-^ and :3 WADIES 
TIMON. ;;w;; Fwavius! 
FLAVIUS. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
TIMON. ^.^ The ^-^ wittwe casket >_< bwing :33 me x3 hithew. 
FLAVIUS. ^w^ Yes, >_> my ^-^ wowd. [Aside] x3 Mowe >_> jewews >_> yet! 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo ^-^ cwossing xDD him :33 in's ^-^ humouw, 
Else ^-^ I OwO shouwd tell :3 him- ^w^ weww ^.^ i' faith, ^-^ I :33 shouwd- 
When all's >_< spent, OwO he'd >_< be >w< cwoss'd uWu then, :3 an UwU he ;;w;; couwd. 
'Tis :33 pity xDD bounty ^w^ had UwU nyot ^.^ eyes >_> behind, 
:33 That man :33 might >w< nye'ew >_< be >_> wwetched for ^.^ his :3 mind. x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ;;w;; Whewe >_< be x3 ouw ÚwÚ men? 
>_< SEWVANT. >_> Hewe, >_> my lord, ^-^ in x3 weadinyess. 
SECOND LORD. >_< Ouw horses! 

^-^ We-entew FLAVIUS, xDD with >w< the casket 

TIMON. O >_> my :3 fwiends, 
^-^ I have >w< onye :3 wowd uWu to say uWu to ÚwÚ you. ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ you, >_> my ^w^ good lord, 
^-^ I must entreat :33 you >w< honyouw :33 me ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
:33 As uWu to >_> advance ^w^ this uWu jewew; uWu accept it ^-^ and >_< weaw ^w^ it, 
:33 Kind >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^-^ I am ;;w;; so far uWu awweady ^-^ in ^-^ youw x3 gifts- 
OwO AWW. So are ;;w;; we ÚwÚ aww. 

^-^ Entew a uWu SEWVANT 

>_< SEWVANT. ^w^ My lord, >w< thewe are x3 cewtain :33 nyobwes :3 of >w< the Senate OwO nyewwy 
alighted ^-^ and come uWu to ^-^ visit ÚwÚ you. 
TIMON. xDD They are uWu faiwwy x3 wewcome. x3 Exit uWu SEWVANT 
FLAVIUS. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^-^ youw ;;w;; honyouw, :3 vouchsafe :33 me a word; it does 
>_> concewn :33 you UwU nyeaw. 
TIMON. ^.^ Nyeaw! ^.^ Why uWu then, uWu anyothew :3 time >_< I'ww >_> heaw ;;w;; thee. ^-^ I >_> pwithee let's 
>_< be OwO pwovided uWu to ^w^ show them entertainment. 
FLAVIUS. [Aside] ^-^ I scarce >_< knyow how. 

^-^ Entew uWu anyothew uWu SEWVANT 

SECOND >_< SEWVANT. :3 May it UwU pwease vour ;;w;; honyouw, xDD Wowd ^.^ Wucius, :33 out :3 of ^.^ his 
>w< fwee love, hath OwO pwesented uWu to :33 you :3 fouw ^.^ miwk-white x3 howses, uWu twapp'd 
^-^ in ^w^ siwvew. 
TIMON. ^-^ I >_< shaww uWu accept them fairly. Let >w< the presents 
;;w;; Be >_< wowthiwy x3 entewtain'd. x3 Exit uWu SEWVANT 

^-^ Entew a ^.^ thiwd uWu SEWVANT 

UwU How OwO nyow! :3 What OwO nyews? 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. x3 Pwease ^.^ you, >_> my lord, ^w^ that >w< honyouwabwe ^w^ gentweman, xDD Wowd 
;;w;; Wucuwwus, UwU entweats ^-^ youw company uWu to-mowwow uWu to >_> hunt xDD with xDD him ^-^ and 
has >_> sent ^-^ youw >w< honyouw x3 two >w< bwace :3 of ^w^ gweyhounds. 
TIMON. >_< I'ww >_> hunt xDD with xDD him; ^-^ and let them >_< be xDD weceiv'd, 
uWu Nyot :33 without ^.^ faiw reward. x3 Exit uWu SEWVANT 
FLAVIUS. [Aside] :3 What >w< wiww ^w^ this come ^-^ to? 
He >_> commands uWu us uWu to provide ^-^ and >w< give >_> gweat ^-^ gifts, 
And ;;w;; aww :33 out :3 of :3 an uWu empty x3 coffew; 
>_> Nyow >w< wiww UwU he >_< knyow ^.^ his xDD puwse, >w< ow yield :33 me ^w^ this, 
>_< To ^w^ show xDD him what a uWu beggaw ^.^ his :33 heawt UwU is, 
ÚwÚ Being :3 of xDD nyo ÚwÚ powew uWu to uWu make ^.^ his UwU wishes :33 good. 
:33 His xDD pwomises OwO fwy ;;w;; so >_> beyond ^.^ his ^.^ state 
:33 That what UwU he ;;w;; speaks is ;;w;; aww ^-^ in xDD debt; UwU he UwU owes 
:3 Fow ev'ry word. He is ;;w;; so uWu kind ^w^ that UwU he now 
Pays interest >_< fow't; ^.^ his ^.^ wand's put uWu to their uWu books. 
xDD Weww, :3 wouwd ^-^ I were OwO gentwy put :33 out :3 of :33 office 
:3 Befowe ^-^ I were forc'd xDD out! 
ÚwÚ Happiew is UwU he ^w^ that has xDD nyo uWu fwiend uWu to ;;w;; feed 
uWu Than >_< such ^w^ that do e'en enemies ;;w;; exceed. 
^-^ I uWu bweed ^w^ inwawdwy for >_> my ^-^ wowd. x3 Exit 
TIMON. You do :33 youwsewves ÚwÚ much xDD wwong; 
You >_< bate x3 too ÚwÚ much :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ own ^.^ mewits. 
>_> Hewe, >_> my lord, a >_> twifwe :3 of x3 ouw :3 wove. 
SECOND LORD. With :33 mowe than UwU common UwU thanks ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> weceive uWu it. 
THIRD LORD. OwO O, ÚwÚ he's >w< the :3 vewy ^w^ souw :3 of ^.^ bounty! 
TIMON. And now ^-^ I xDD wemembew, >_> my lord, :33 you ÚwÚ gave ^w^ good >_> wowds >w< the x3 othew 
x3 day :3 of a ÚwÚ bay ;;w;; couwsew ^-^ I UwU wode >_< on. 'Tis ;;w;; youws ÚwÚ because :33 you UwU wik'd uWu it. 
THIRD LORD. OwO O, ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you >w< pawdon me, >_> my lord, ^-^ in UwU that. 
TIMON. You ^w^ may ^w^ take >_> my word, >_> my ;;w;; wowd: ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD nyo man 
>_> Can justly praise but what UwU he does ÚwÚ affect. 
^-^ I :33 weigh >_> my OwO fwiend's UwU affection xDD with mine :3 own. 
>_< I'ww tell :33 you OwO twue; >_< I'ww UwU caww uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ AWW :33 WOWDS. OwO O, none ;;w;; so :3 wewcome! 
TIMON. ^-^ I ^w^ take ;;w;; aww ^-^ and ^-^ youw ;;w;; sevewaw visitations 
So uWu kind uWu to :33 heawt ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot :33 enyough uWu to give; 
xDD Methinks ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ^.^ deaw kingdoms uWu to >_> my >w< fwiends 
And >w< nye'ew >_< be :3 weawy. uWu Awcibiades, 
Thou UwU awt a ^.^ sowdiew, x3 thewefowe >_> sewdom x3 wich. 
>_> It ÚwÚ comes ^-^ in charity uWu to ;;w;; thee; for ;;w;; aww thy >_< wiving 
Is >_> 'mongst >w< the >_> dead, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< wands >w< thou UwU hast 
Lie ^-^ in a pitch'd field. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. x3 Ay, uWu defiw'd land, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. OwO We are ;;w;; so >_> viwtuouswy ^.^ bound- 
TIMON. And ;;w;; so am ^-^ I uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
SECOND LORD. So infinitely endear'd- 
TIMON. ;;w;; Aww uWu to ÚwÚ you. Lights, :33 mowe ^.^ wights! 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^.^ The uWu best :3 of x3 happinyess, ;;w;; honyouw, ^-^ and fortunes, :3 keep xDD with 
^.^ you, xDD Wowd >_> Timon! 
TIMON. ;;w;; Weady for ^.^ his uWu fwiends. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >_< APEMANTUS ^-^ and OwO TIMON 
APEMANTUS. :3 What a coil's ^w^ hewe! 
Serving :3 of ^-^ becks ^-^ and x3 jutting-out :3 of ^.^ bums! 
^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt whether their ÚwÚ wegs >_< be worth >w< the sums 
:33 That are ÚwÚ given for x3 'em. >w< Fwiendship's full :3 of >w< dwegs: 
xDD Methinks x3 fawse ^-^ heawts OwO shouwd UwU nyevew have sound ^w^ wegs. 
Thus uWu honyest x3 foows lay :33 out their xDD weawth on >_< cuwtsies. 
TIMON. xDD Nyow, >_< Apemantus, >_> if >w< thou ^-^ wewt UwU nyot >_> suwwen 
^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be ^w^ good uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
APEMANTUS. x3 Nyo, >_< I'ww :3 nyothing; for >_> if ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be ÚwÚ bwib'd OwO too, >w< thewe 
:3 wouwd >_< be none UwU weft uWu to ;;w;; waiw upon ^-^ thee, ^-^ and :33 then >w< thou wouldst x3 sin 
>w< the >_> fastew. Thou uWu giv'st ;;w;; so :33 wong, Timon, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw :33 me >w< thou OwO wiwt >w< give 
xDD away thyself ^-^ in paper >_< showtwy. :3 What xDD nyeeds uWu these feasts, pomps, 
^-^ and vain-glories? 
TIMON. Nay, :3 an :33 you begin uWu to ;;w;; waiw on :3 society once, ^-^ I am ^w^ swown UwU nyot uWu to 
>w< give ^.^ wegawd uWu to ÚwÚ you. Farewell; ^-^ and come xDD with xDD bettew music. 
x3 Exit 
APEMANTUS. UwU So. Thou OwO wiwt UwU nyot >_> heaw :33 me ^w^ nyow: >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyot ^w^ then. >_< I'ww 
^-^ wock thy :3 heaven OwO fwom ;;w;; thee. 
O ^w^ that men's >_< eaws OwO shouwd >_< be 
>_< To ^-^ counsew :33 deaf, but UwU nyot uWu to ^-^ fwattewy! x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
xDD A SENATOR'S house 

^-^ Entew xDD A x3 SENyATOW, xDD with papers ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU hand 

ÚwÚ SENyATOW. And >w< wate, ÚwÚ five thousand. >_< To OwO Vawwo ^-^ and uWu to OwO Isidowe 
He UwU owes UwU nyinye UwU thousand; ^-^ besides >_> my uWu fowmew xDD sum, 
Which ^-^ makes it ÚwÚ five ^-^ and >_> twenty. UwU Stiww ^-^ in ÚwÚ motion 
Of :3 waging uWu waste? >_> It ;;w;; cannyot UwU howd; it >w< wiww uWu nyot. 
UwU If ^-^ I >_< want :3 gowd, >_> steaw but a UwU beggaw's ^-^ dog 
And >w< give it Timon, OwO why, >w< the ^-^ dog coins ^w^ gowd. 
UwU If ^-^ I :3 wouwd :3 seww >_> my ;;w;; howse ^-^ and :3 buy twenty moe 
>_> Bettew than ÚwÚ he, OwO why, >w< give >_> my ;;w;; howse uWu to Timon, 
Ask ;;w;; nyothing, >w< give it :3 him, it :33 foaws :33 me UwU stwaight, 
And able horses. :33 Nyo ^w^ powtew :3 at ^.^ his UwU gate, 
xDD But :3 wathew >w< onye ^w^ that ^-^ smiwes ^-^ and OwO stiww ^-^ invites 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ that ^w^ pass by. >_> It ;;w;; cannyot UwU howd; xDD nyo :3 weason 
>_> Can sound ^.^ his ^.^ state ^-^ in safety. ;;w;; Caphis, uWu ho! 
;;w;; Caphis, ^-^ I uWu say! 

^-^ Entew CAPHIS 

:33 CAPHIS. >_> Hewe, sir; what is ^-^ youw OwO pweasuwe? 
ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Get on ^-^ youw :3 cwoak ^-^ and haste :33 you uWu to xDD Wowd ;;w;; Timon; 
;;w;; Impowtunye xDD him for >_> my ^-^ monyeys; >_< be UwU nyot ^-^ ceas'd 
With >_< swight ÚwÚ denyiaw, >_< nyow :33 then silenc'd uWu when 
OwO 'Commend :33 me uWu to ^-^ youw OwO mastew' ^-^ and >w< the OwO cap 
Plays ^-^ in >w< the >w< wight ;;w;; hand, thus; but tell xDD him 
^w^ My uses ^.^ cwy uWu to me, ^-^ I must >_> sewve >_> my ^w^ tuwn 
>_> Out :3 of mine UwU own; ^.^ his ^-^ days ^-^ and xDD times are >_> past, 
And >_> my ^w^ wewiances on ^.^ his :3 fwacted dates 
>_< Have ^w^ smit >_> my UwU cwedit. ^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ and >w< honyouw :3 him, 
xDD But must UwU nyot x3 bweak >_> my >_< back uWu to heal ^.^ his >w< fingew. 
xDD Immediate are >_> my UwU nyeeds, ^-^ and >_> my xDD wewief 
ÚwÚ Must UwU nyot >_< be :3 toss'd ^-^ and OwO tuwn'd uWu to :33 me ^-^ in >_< wowds, 
xDD But find ^.^ suppwy :33 immediate. Get :33 you gone; 
xDD Put on a :3 most x3 impowtunyate >w< aspect, 
xDD A ÚwÚ visage :3 of :33 demand; for ^-^ I do fear, 
When >_> evewy :33 feathew OwO sticks ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ own ÚwÚ wing, 
xDD Wowd ÚwÚ Timon >w< wiww >_< be UwU weft a naked ÚwÚ guww, 
Which flashes now a >w< phoenyix. Get :33 you gone. 
:33 CAPHIS. ^-^ I go, ^-^ siw. 
ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Take >w< the xDD bonds :3 awong xDD with ^.^ you, 
And have >w< the dates ^-^ in OwO compt. 
:33 CAPHIS. ^-^ I will, ^-^ siw. 
ÚwÚ SENyATOW. uWu Go. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
:3 Befowe ;;w;; TIMON'S house 

^-^ Entew FLAVIUS, ;;w;; TIMON'S Steward, xDD with uWu many >w< biwws ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU hand 

FLAVIUS. :33 Nyo ^-^ cawe, xDD nyo OwO stop! So :33 sensewess :3 of ^w^ expense 
:33 That UwU he >w< wiww ^w^ nyeithew >_< knyow how uWu to >_> maintain it 
>_> Nyow cease ^.^ his >_> fwow :3 of x3 wiot; >_> takes xDD nyo :33 account 
UwU How things ^w^ go OwO fwom :3 him, >_< nyow ;;w;; wesumes xDD nyo OwO cawe 
Of what is uWu to :33 continyue. ^.^ Nyevew ;;w;; mind 
uWu Was uWu to >_< be ;;w;; so uWu unwise uWu to >_< be ;;w;; so :3 kind. 
:3 What >_< shaww >_< be xDD donye? He >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> heaw :3 tiww UwU feew. 
^-^ I must >_< be :3 wound xDD with ^-^ him. :3 Nyow UwU he ÚwÚ comes OwO fwom hunting. 
>w< Fie, >_< fie, >_< fie, :33 fie! 

^-^ Entew CAPHIS, ^-^ and >w< the :33 SEWVANTS Of ISIDORE ^-^ and VARRO 

:33 CAPHIS. Good >_> even, x3 Vawwo. ^w^ What, :33 you come for >w< monyey? 
x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. Is't UwU nyot ^-^ youw business too? 
:33 CAPHIS. >_> It ^.^ is. And ;;w;; youws OwO too, UwU Isidowe? 
ISIDORE'S >_< SEWVANT. >_> It is >_< so. 
:33 CAPHIS. >w< Wouwd ;;w;; we were ;;w;; aww ;;w;; dischawg'd! 
x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. ^-^ I ^w^ feaw uWu it. 
:33 CAPHIS. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the ^-^ wowd. 

^-^ Entew OwO TIMON ^-^ and ^.^ his ^w^ twain, xDD with ÚwÚ AWCIBIADES 

TIMON. So UwU soon ÚwÚ as dinner's ^w^ donye x3 we'ww ^-^ fowth >w< again, 
^w^ My >_> Awcibiades.- With ÚwÚ me? :3 What is ^-^ youw will? 
:33 CAPHIS. ^w^ My lord, ÚwÚ hewe is a UwU nyote :3 of x3 cewtain UwU dues. 
TIMON. xDD Dues! Whence are :33 you? 
:33 CAPHIS. Of ^w^ Athens ;;w;; hewe, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
TIMON. :3 Go uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ stewawd. 
:33 CAPHIS. x3 Pwease it ^-^ youw lordship, UwU he hath put :33 me off 
>_< To >w< the succession :3 of xDD nyew ^-^ days ^w^ this month. 
^w^ My ^w^ mastew is :3 awak'd :3 by >_> gweat ^.^ occasion 
>_< To UwU caww upon ^.^ his OwO own, ^-^ and x3 humbwy ^w^ pways :33 you 
:33 That xDD with ^-^ youw x3 othew ^-^ nyobwe x3 pawts ^.^ you'ww ^-^ suit 
^.^ In ÚwÚ giving xDD him ^.^ his right. 
TIMON. Mine uWu honyest ^.^ fwiend, 
^-^ I >_> pwithee but repair uWu to :33 me UwU nyext xDD mownying. 
:33 CAPHIS. Nay, ^w^ good >_> my x3 wowd- 
TIMON. Contain thyself, ^w^ good OwO fwiend. 
x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. uWu Onye Varro's :33 sewvant, >_> my ^w^ good x3 wowd- 
ISIDORE'S >_< SEWVANT. ^w^ Fwom Isidore: UwU he x3 humbwy ^w^ pways ^-^ youw speedy 
>_> payment- 
:33 CAPHIS. UwU If :33 you >w< did :33 knyow, >_> my lord, >_> my uWu mastew's :33 wants- 
x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. >_< 'Twas UwU due on ^.^ fowfeituwe, >_> my lord, six weeks ^-^ and 
past. 
ISIDORE'S >_< SEWVANT. ;;w;; Youw >_> stewawd puts :33 me ÚwÚ off, >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ and 
^-^ I am >_> sent xDD expwesswy uWu to ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. 
TIMON. ^w^ Give :33 me >_> bweath. 
^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, ^w^ good >_> my ^w^ wowds, :3 keep >w< on; 
>_< I'ww :3 wait upon :33 you instantly. 
Exeunt ÚwÚ AWCIBIADES ^-^ and LORDS 
^w^ [To ÚwÚ FWAVIUS] ^w^ Come x3 hithew. xDD Pway ^.^ you, 
UwU How :3 goes >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ that ^-^ I am UwU thus :3 encount'wed 
With uWu cwamowous x3 demands :3 of >w< date-bwoke xDD bonds 
And >w< the OwO detention :3 of >_< wong-since-due debts, 
Against >_> my ^-^ honyouw? 
FLAVIUS. x3 Pwease ^.^ you, gentlemen, 
^.^ The :3 time is x3 unyagweeabwe uWu to ^w^ this >_> businyess. 
;;w;; Youw >_> impowtunyacy cease :3 tiww after OwO dinnyew, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may uWu make ^.^ his OwO wowdship understand 
^.^ Whewefowe :33 you are UwU nyot ;;w;; paid. 
TIMON. :3 Do ;;w;; so, >_> my uWu fwiends. 
ÚwÚ See them ^w^ weww x3 entewtain'd. x3 Exit 
FLAVIUS. xDD Pway draw UwU nyeaw. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew >_< APEMANTUS ^-^ and OwO FOOW 

:33 CAPHIS. Stay, ;;w;; stay, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the UwU foow xDD with OwO Apemantus. 
xDD Wet's ha' ÚwÚ some >_> spowt xDD with x3 'em. 
x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. ^.^ Hang :3 him, he'll ;;w;; abuse >_> us! 
ISIDORE'S >_< SEWVANT. xDD A ^w^ pwague upon :3 him, dog! 
x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. UwU How >_> dost, UwU foow? 
APEMANTUS. OwO Dost x3 diawogue xDD with thy ^-^ shadow? 
x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. ^-^ I UwU speak UwU nyot uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
APEMANTUS. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to ^.^ thysewf. ^w^ [To >w< the ^-^ FOOW] ^w^ Come uWu away. 
ISIDORE'S >_< SEWVANT. ^w^ [To x3 VAWWO'S SERVANT] Thewe's >w< the UwU foow OwO hangs on 
^-^ youw >_< back uWu awweady. 
APEMANTUS. x3 Nyo, >w< thou ^-^ stand'st single; x3 th'awt UwU nyot on xDD him yet. 
:33 CAPHIS. ^.^ Whewe's >w< the UwU foow OwO nyow? 
APEMANTUS. He last ask'd >w< the uWu question. >_> Poow ^-^ wogues ^-^ and :3 usuwews' 
men! >w< Bawds between >_< gowd ^-^ and UwU want! 
^.^ AWW >_> SEWVANTS. :3 What are ^-^ we, >w< Apemantus? 
APEMANTUS. >w< Asses. 
^.^ AWW >_> SEWVANTS. UwU Why? 
APEMANTUS. :33 That :33 you ask :33 me what :33 you x3 awe, ^-^ and do UwU nyot >_< knyow 
xDD youwsewves. OwO Speak uWu to ^w^ 'em, OwO foow. 
^-^ FOOW. UwU How do ^.^ you, >_< gentwemen? 
^.^ AWW >_> SEWVANTS. :3 Gwamewcies, ^w^ good OwO foow. UwU How does ^-^ youw mistress? 
^-^ FOOW. >_< She's e'en setting on water uWu to uWu scawd >_< such >w< chickens ÚwÚ as :33 you 
ÚwÚ awe. >w< Wouwd ;;w;; we ^-^ couwd see :33 you :3 at >_> Cowinth! 
APEMANTUS. >w< Good! ^.^ gwamewcy. 

^-^ Entew UwU PAGE 

^-^ FOOW. ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ you, ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my uWu mistwess' >_< page. 
:33 PAGE. ^w^ [To >w< the ^-^ FOOW] :3 Why, how uWu nyow, Captain? :3 What do :33 you ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu wise 
company? UwU How dost UwU thou, >w< Apemantus? 
APEMANTUS. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had a >w< wod ^-^ in >_> my >_< mouth, ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 might answer ÚwÚ thee 
^.^ pwofitabwy! 
:33 PAGE. xDD Pwithee, >_< Apemantus, UwU wead :33 me >w< the >_< supewscwiption :3 of uWu these 
;;w;; wettews; ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot xDD which is ;;w;; which. 
APEMANTUS. ^w^ Canst UwU nyot >w< wead? 
:33 PAGE. >w< Nyo. 
APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Thewe >w< wiww ^-^ wittwe learning ^-^ die, uWu then, ^w^ that x3 day >w< thou UwU awt 
hang'd. ^.^ This is uWu to xDD Wowd ;;w;; Timon; ^w^ this uWu to uWu Awcibiades. >w< Go; >w< thou uWu wast 
>w< bown a ;;w;; bastawd, ^-^ and :3 thou't :33 die a ^-^ bawd. 
:33 PAGE. Thou uWu wast :3 whewp'd a UwU dog, ^-^ and >w< thou xDD shawt ^.^ famish dog's ^-^ death. 
:33 Answew not: ^-^ I am gone. x3 Exit UwU PAGE 
APEMANTUS. :33 E'en ;;w;; so >w< thou >w< outwun'st grace. 
x3 Foow, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go xDD with :33 you uWu to xDD Wowd >_< Timon's. 
^-^ FOOW. Will :33 you uWu weave :33 me ÚwÚ thewe? 
APEMANTUS. UwU If ÚwÚ Timon x3 stay :3 at home. You xDD thwee >_> sewve xDD thwee UwU usuwews? 
^.^ AWW >_> SEWVANTS. >_> Ay; :3 wouwd :33 they ^w^ sewv'd >_> us! 
APEMANTUS. So :3 wouwd ÚwÚ I- ÚwÚ as ^w^ good a trick ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew hangman ^w^ sewv'd 
^w^ thief. 
^-^ FOOW. ;;w;; Awe :33 you xDD thwee :3 usuwews' ÚwÚ men? 
^.^ AWW >_> SEWVANTS. x3 Ay, OwO foow. 
^-^ FOOW. ^-^ I xDD think xDD nyo UwU usuwew but has a UwU foow uWu to ^.^ his >w< sewvant. ^w^ My ÚwÚ mistwess 
is :3 onye, ^-^ and ^-^ I am ;;w;; hew OwO foow. When ^-^ men come uWu to ^.^ bowwow :3 of ^-^ youw 
masters, :33 they ^.^ appwoach :33 sadwy ^-^ and ^w^ go xDD away x3 mewwy; but :33 they UwU entew >_> my 
uWu mistwess' house OwO mewwiwy ^-^ and ^w^ go xDD away sadly. ^.^ The :3 weason :3 of xDD this? 
x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd x3 wendew ^w^ onye. 
APEMANTUS. :3 Do it uWu then, ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^w^ may :33 account ÚwÚ thee a UwU whowemastew ^-^ and a 
:33 knyave; xDD which ÚwÚ nyotwithstanding, >w< thou xDD shawt >_< be xDD nyo less esteemed. 
x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. :3 What is a >_< whowemastew, UwU foow? 
^-^ FOOW. xDD A UwU foow ^-^ in ^w^ good :33 cwothes, ^-^ and x3 something OwO wike ;;w;; thee. 'Tis a 
^w^ spiwit. OwO Sometime 't ;;w;; appeaws OwO wike a OwO wowd; x3 sometime OwO wike a >_> wawyew; 
x3 sometime OwO wike a xDD phiwosophew, xDD with x3 two ^.^ stonyes moe than's 
^.^ awtificiaw ^w^ onye. He is :3 vewy x3 often OwO wike a ^w^ knyight; UwU and, x3 genyewawwy, 
^-^ in ;;w;; aww shapes ^w^ that man :3 goes :3 up ^-^ and OwO down ^-^ in OwO fwom ^w^ fouwscowe uWu to 
>w< thiwteen, ^w^ this ÚwÚ spiwit OwO wawks uWu in. 
x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. Thou UwU awt UwU nyot altogether a OwO foow. 
^-^ FOOW. >_> Nyow >w< thou altogether a uWu wise man. 
:33 As ÚwÚ much ;;w;; foowewy ÚwÚ as ^-^ I uWu have, ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much UwU wit >w< thou uWu wack'st. 
APEMANTUS. :33 That answer :33 might have ^-^ become OwO Apemantus. 
x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. >_< Aside, :33 aside; ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes xDD Wowd >_> Timon. 

^-^ We-entew OwO TIMON ^-^ and FLAVIUS 

APEMANTUS. ^w^ Come xDD with me, >w< foow, ^-^ come. 
^-^ FOOW. ^-^ I do UwU nyot uWu awways x3 fowwow :33 wovew, >_> ewdew ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ and ^w^ woman; 
x3 sometime >w< the xDD phiwosophew. 
Exeunt >_< APEMANTUS ^-^ and OwO FOOW 
FLAVIUS. xDD Pway :33 you ^.^ wawk near; >_< I'ww UwU speak xDD with :33 you ;;w;; anyon. 
Exeunt :33 SEWVANTS 
TIMON. You uWu make :33 me :3 mawvew wherefore ^-^ ewe ^w^ this :3 time 
Had :33 you UwU nyot xDD fuwwy OwO waid >_> my ^.^ state :33 befowe me, 
:33 That ^-^ I :33 might ;;w;; so have rated >_> my ^w^ expense 
:33 As ^-^ I ^w^ had uWu weave :3 of UwU means. 
FLAVIUS. You :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_> heaw :33 me 
x3 At uWu many ÚwÚ weisuwes ^-^ I uWu pwopos'd. 
TIMON. :3 Go :33 to; 
Perchance ÚwÚ some :33 singwe vantages :33 you took 
When >_> my x3 indisposition put :33 you OwO back, 
And ^w^ that UwU unyaptnyess uWu made ^-^ youw minister 
Thus uWu to >w< excuse yourself. 
FLAVIUS. O >_> my ^w^ good lord, 
x3 At uWu many xDD times ^-^ I brought ^-^ in >_> my :33 accounts, 
^-^ Waid them :33 befowe you; :33 you :3 wouwd OwO thwow them off 
And say :33 you x3 found them ^-^ in mine OwO honyesty. 
^w^ When, for ÚwÚ some trifling >_> pwesent, :33 you have :33 bid :33 me 
^-^ Wetuwn ;;w;; so much, ^-^ I have :3 shook >_> my ^.^ head ^-^ and ^w^ wept; 
x3 Yea, uWu 'gainst >_> th' ^w^ authowity :3 of manners, xDD pway'd :33 you 
>_< To hold ^-^ youw UwU hand :33 mowe close. ^-^ I >w< did ^w^ enduwe 
uWu Nyot ^-^ sewdom, >_< nyow xDD nyo >_< swight checks, uWu when ^-^ I have 
uWu Pwompted :33 you ^-^ in >w< the ebb :3 of ^-^ youw estate 
And ^-^ youw >_> gweat >_> fwow :3 of UwU debts. ^w^ My :3 wov'd lord, 
OwO Though :33 you >_> heaw x3 nyow- x3 too ^.^ wate!- yet :33 nyow's a ^w^ time: 
^.^ The >w< gweatest :3 of ^-^ youw having :33 wacks a :3 hawf 
>_< To ^-^ pay ^-^ youw present UwU debts. 
TIMON. Let ;;w;; aww >_> my ^w^ wand >_< be xDD sowd. 
FLAVIUS. 'Tis ;;w;; aww uWu engag'd, ÚwÚ some >_< fowfeited ^-^ and gone; 
And what uWu wemains >w< wiww hardly >w< stop >w< the uWu mouth 
Of present UwU dues. ^.^ The xDD futuwe ÚwÚ comes apace; 
:3 What >_< shaww defend >w< the >_< intewim? And :3 at UwU wength 
UwU How :3 goes x3 ouw ÚwÚ weck'nying? 
TIMON. >_< To Lacedaemon >w< did >_> my ^w^ wand >_> extend. 
FLAVIUS. O >_> my ^w^ good lord, >w< the UwU wowwd is but a word; 
^.^ Wewe it ;;w;; aww ;;w;; youws uWu to >w< give it ^-^ in a >w< bweath, 
UwU How quickly were it :33 gonye! 
TIMON. You tell :33 me :3 twue. 
FLAVIUS. UwU If :33 you >_< suspect >_> my :33 husbandwy >w< ow :3 fawsehood, 
x3 Caww :33 me :33 befowe >_> th' >w< exactest auditors 
And ^w^ set :33 me on >w< the uWu pwoof. So >w< the UwU gods bless me, 
When ;;w;; aww x3 ouw UwU offices have OwO been :33 oppwess'd 
With >_< wiotous ^w^ feedews, uWu when x3 ouw ^.^ vauwts have ^-^ wept 
With drunken spilth :3 of x3 winye, uWu when >_> evewy room 
uWu Hath UwU bwaz'd xDD with lights ^-^ and :3 bway'd xDD with ^.^ minstwewsy, 
^-^ I have retir'd :33 me uWu to a uWu wastefuw ^.^ cock 
And ^w^ set mine ^.^ eyes :3 at ÚwÚ fwow. 
TIMON. ^-^ Pwithee xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
FLAVIUS. x3 'Heavens,' have ^-^ I ^-^ said x3 'the xDD bounty :3 of ^w^ this lord! 
UwU How uWu many UwU pwodigaw xDD bits have slaves ^-^ and >_> peasants 
^.^ This night ^.^ engwutted! >_< Who is UwU nyot xDD Wowd >_> Timon's? 
:3 What heart, head, ;;w;; swowd, force, x3 means, but is xDD Wowd >_> Timon's? 
Great Timon, noble, uWu wowthy, ;;w;; woyaw Timon!' 
^.^ Ah! uWu when >w< the ÚwÚ means are ^w^ gonye ^w^ that :3 buy ^w^ this UwU pwaise, 
^.^ The >_< bweath is ^w^ gonye xDD wheweof ^w^ this praise is ^w^ made. 
UwU Feast-won, >_> fast-wost; >w< onye ^-^ cwoud :3 of xDD wintew show'rs, 
These :33 fwies are couch'd. 
TIMON. uWu Come, >w< sewmon :33 me xDD nyo further. 
:33 Nyo >_< viwwainyous xDD bounty yet hath >_< pass'd >_> my :33 heawt; 
Unwisely, UwU nyot UwU ignyobwy, have ^-^ I x3 given. 
^.^ Why dost >w< thou ^-^ weep? ^w^ Canst >w< thou >w< the >w< conscience x3 wack 
>_< To xDD think ^-^ I >_< shaww x3 wack friends? x3 Secuwe thy ^.^ heawt: 
UwU If ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu bwoach >w< the ^-^ vessews :3 of >_> my love, 
And xDD twy >w< the argument :3 of ^-^ heawts :3 by UwU bowwowing, 
>w< Men ^-^ and men's UwU fowtunyes ^-^ couwd ^-^ I UwU fwankwy ÚwÚ use 
:33 As ^-^ I ^w^ can :33 bid ÚwÚ thee ^w^ speak. 
FLAVIUS. >_< Assuwance bless ^-^ youw ^-^ thoughts! 
TIMON. And, ^-^ in ÚwÚ some sort, uWu these ^-^ wants :3 of mine are :3 cwown'd 
:33 That ^-^ I :33 account them ^w^ bwessings; for :3 by uWu these 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I xDD twy uWu fwiends. You >_< shaww :3 pewceive how :33 you 
Mistake >_> my fortunes; ^-^ I am ^-^ weawthy ^-^ in >_> my uWu fwiends. 
;;w;; Within :33 thewe! >_< Fwaminyius! :33 Sewviwius! 

^-^ Entew FLAMINIUS, >_< SEWVIWIUS, ^-^ and uWu anyothew uWu SEWVANT 

>_> SEWVANTS. ^w^ My lord! >_> my lord! 
TIMON. ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ dispatch :33 you severally- :33 you uWu to xDD Wowd uWu Wucius; uWu to xDD Wowd 
Lucullus you; ^-^ I :33 hunted xDD with ^.^ his >w< honyouw xDD to-day. You uWu to xDD Sempwonyius. 
Commend :33 me uWu to their >w< woves; ^-^ and ^-^ I am :3 pwoud, say, ^w^ that >_> my x3 occasions 
have x3 found :3 time uWu to ÚwÚ use >w< 'em ^.^ towawd a ^.^ suppwy :3 of ÚwÚ monyey. Let >w< the 
:33 wequest >_< be x3 fifty ^w^ tawents. 
ÚwÚ FWAMINyIUS. :33 As :33 you have ^w^ said, >_> my ^-^ wowd. Exeunt :33 SEWVANTS 
FLAVIUS. [Aside] xDD Wowd x3 Wucius ^-^ and ^w^ Wucuwwus? Humh! 
TIMON. :3 Go ^.^ you, sir, uWu to >w< the uWu senyatows, 
Of whom, uWu even uWu to >w< the ^.^ state's uWu best ;;w;; heawth, ^-^ I have 
uWu Desewv'd ^w^ this hearing. OwO Bid >w< 'em ^.^ send uWu o' >_> th' >w< instant 
xDD A >_> thousand xDD tawents uWu to >w< me. 
FLAVIUS. ^-^ I have OwO been >_> bowd, 
:3 Fow ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ knyew it >w< the :3 most ^-^ genyewaw OwO way, 
>_< To them uWu to ÚwÚ use ^-^ youw ÚwÚ signyet ^-^ and ^-^ youw name; 
xDD But :33 they do shake their heads, ^-^ and ^-^ I am ÚwÚ hewe 
:33 Nyo uWu wichew ^-^ in >_> wetuwn. 
TIMON. Is't >w< twue? :3 Can't :3 be? 
FLAVIUS. xDD They answer, ^-^ in a >w< joint ^-^ and >_> cowpowate >_> voice, 
:33 That now :33 they are :3 at :33 faww, >_< want :3 tweasuwe, ;;w;; cannyot 
:3 Do what :33 they xDD wouwd, are >_< sowwy- :33 you are ;;w;; honyouwabwe- 
xDD But yet :33 they ^-^ couwd have ;;w;; wish'd- :33 they >_< knyow ^w^ nyot- 
^w^ Something hath OwO been amiss- a ^-^ nyobwe ;;w;; nyatuwe 
:3 May xDD catch a UwU wwench- :3 wouwd ;;w;; aww were :3 weww!- ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ pity- 
And ;;w;; so, intending x3 othew serious xDD mattews, 
uWu Aftew :33 distastefuw looks, ^-^ and uWu these :33 hawd fractions, 
With x3 cewtain half-caps ^-^ and >_> cowd-moving :33 nyods, 
xDD They OwO fwoze :33 me uWu into ^-^ siwence. 
TIMON. You gods, OwO wewawd OwO them! 
xDD Pwithee, ;;w;; man, >w< wook OwO cheewwy. These old :3 fewwows 
>_< Have their ingratitude ^-^ in them hereditary. 
uWu Theiw UwU bwood is x3 cak'd, ÚwÚ 'tis >_> cowd, it >_> sewdom UwU fwows; 
'Tis x3 wack :3 of xDD kindwy ^-^ wawmth :33 they are UwU nyot :3 kind; 
And UwU nyatuwe, ÚwÚ as it grows ;;w;; again ^.^ towawd >_> eawth, 
Is fashion'd for >w< the UwU jouwnyey ^.^ duww ^-^ and ÚwÚ heavy. 
:3 Go uWu to xDD Ventidius. ^-^ Pwithee >_< be UwU nyot x3 sad, 
Thou UwU awt OwO twue ^-^ and >_< honyest; >_< ingenyiouswy ^-^ I :3 speak, 
:33 Nyo ^w^ bwame belongs uWu to ;;w;; thee. >w< Ventidius uWu watewy 
>w< Buwied ^.^ his ^-^ fathew, :3 by :3 whose ÚwÚ death ÚwÚ he's xDD stepp'd 
>w< Into a >_> gweat ^.^ estate. When UwU he >_> was poor, 
:33 Impwison'd, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^.^ scawcity :3 of :3 fwiends, 
^-^ I >_< cweaw'd xDD him xDD with ÚwÚ five ^w^ tawents. ^.^ Gweet xDD him OwO fwom me, 
OwO Bid xDD him uWu suppose ÚwÚ some ^w^ good necessity 
>w< Touches ^.^ his ^.^ fwiend, xDD which craves uWu to >_< be ;;w;; wememb'wed 
With those ÚwÚ five ^w^ tawents. :33 That >_< had, ^.^ give't uWu these :3 fewwows 
>_< To whom ÚwÚ 'tis >w< instant due. x3 Nyev'w UwU speak >w< ow xDD think 
:33 That xDD Timon's UwU fowtunyes >w< 'mong ^.^ his >w< fwiends ^w^ can UwU sink. 
FLAVIUS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot xDD think uWu it. 
:33 That :3 thought is ;;w;; bounty's >w< foe; 
ÚwÚ Being >w< fwee :3 itsewf, it :33 thinks ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ othews >_< so. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
OwO WUCUWWUS' house 

ÚwÚ FWAMINyIUS waiting uWu to UwU speak xDD with OwO WUCUWWUS. ^-^ Entew uWu SEWVANT uWu to xDD him 

>_< SEWVANT. ^-^ I have >_< towd >_> my lord :3 of you; UwU he is >w< coming OwO down uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ FWAMINyIUS. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 

^-^ Entew LUCULLUS 

>_< SEWVANT. Here's >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
OwO WUCUWWUS. [Aside] uWu Onye :3 of xDD Wowd xDD Timon's ÚwÚ men? xDD A ^.^ gift, ^-^ I warrant. :3 Why, 
^w^ this >_> hits :3 wight; ^-^ I >_> dweamt :3 of a silver ;;w;; basin ^-^ and uWu ewew :3 to-nyight- 
^.^ Fwaminyius, uWu honyest ^.^ Fwaminyius, :33 you are :3 vewy x3 wespectivewy uWu wewcome, 
^-^ siw. >_> Fiww :33 me ÚwÚ some wine. UwU [Exit SERVANT] And how does ^w^ that 
^w^ honyouwabwe, ^-^ compwete, ÚwÚ fweeheawted gentleman :3 of Athens, thy :3 vewy 
:3 bountifuw ^w^ good lord ^-^ and master? 
ÚwÚ FWAMINyIUS. :33 His OwO heawth is UwU weww, ^-^ siw. 
OwO WUCUWWUS. ^-^ I am >w< wight ^.^ gwad ^w^ that ^.^ his OwO heawth is UwU weww, ^-^ siw. And what 
UwU hast >w< thou >w< thewe ^.^ undew thy x3 cwoak, ;;w;; pwetty ^.^ Fwaminyius? 
ÚwÚ FWAMINyIUS. ^-^ Faith, OwO nyothing but :3 an uWu empty >w< box, sir, xDD which ^-^ in >_> my :33 wowd's 
ÚwÚ behawf ^-^ I come uWu to entreat ^-^ youw >w< honyouw uWu to ^.^ suppwy; :33 who, having 
>_> gweat ^-^ and >w< instant ^.^ occasion uWu to ÚwÚ use x3 fifty talents, hath >_> sent uWu to 
^-^ youw OwO wowdship uWu to UwU fuwnyish :3 him, OwO nyothing ;;w;; doubting ^-^ youw present 
assistance therein. 
LUCULLIUS. OwO Wa, :3 wa, :3 wa, la! >_> 'Nyothing ^w^ doubting' x3 says ^-^ he? >_> Awas, ^w^ good 
lord! a ^-^ nyobwe gentleman 'tis, >_> if UwU he :3 wouwd UwU nyot :3 keep ;;w;; so ^w^ good a 
^w^ house. ^w^ Many a :3 time ^-^ and x3 often ^-^ I ha' ^.^ din'd xDD with xDD him ^-^ and >_< towd xDD him 
x3 on't; ^-^ and come ;;w;; again uWu to xDD suppew uWu to xDD him :3 of OwO puwpose uWu to have xDD him 
ÚwÚ spend less; ^-^ and yet UwU he :3 wouwd embrace xDD nyo :33 counsew, ^w^ take xDD nyo :3 wawnying 
:3 by >_> my coming. Every man has ^.^ his :33 fauwt, ^-^ and uWu honyesty is >w< his. ^-^ I ha' 
>_< towd xDD him ^w^ on't, but ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >w< nye'ew x3 get xDD him ÚwÚ fwom't. 

^-^ We-entew uWu SEWVANT, xDD with ^.^ winye 

>_< SEWVANT. x3 Pwease ^-^ youw lordship, ÚwÚ hewe is >w< the wine. 
OwO WUCUWWUS. ^.^ Fwaminyius, ^-^ I have x3 nyoted ÚwÚ thee uWu awways >_> wise. Here's uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
ÚwÚ FWAMINyIUS. ;;w;; Youw OwO wowdship ;;w;; speaks ^-^ youw ^.^ pweasuwe. 
OwO WUCUWWUS. ^-^ I have xDD obsewved ÚwÚ thee uWu awways for a xDD towawdwy x3 pwompt xDD spiwit, 
>w< give ÚwÚ thee thy ÚwÚ due, ^-^ and >w< onye ^w^ that UwU knyows what belongs uWu to ;;w;; weason, ^-^ and 
>_> canst ÚwÚ use >w< the :3 time UwU weww, >_> if >w< the :3 time ÚwÚ use ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. Good x3 pawts ^-^ in 
;;w;; thee. ^w^ [To SERVANT] Get :33 you gone, ^-^ siwwah. UwU [Exit SERVANT] Draw 
;;w;; nyeawew, uWu honyest :3 Fwaminyius. >w< Thy :33 wowd's a :3 bountifuw ;;w;; gentweman; but 
>w< thou UwU awt UwU wise, ^-^ and >w< thou know'st ^w^ weww ^w^ enyough, although >w< thou com'st 
uWu to me, ^w^ that ^w^ this is xDD nyo :3 time uWu to ^w^ wend xDD monyey, especially upon uWu bawe 
^-^ fwiendship :33 without ;;w;; secuwity. Here's xDD thwee UwU sowidawes for ;;w;; thee. 
Good uWu boy, uWu wink :3 at me, ^-^ and say >w< thou ^.^ saw'st :33 me uWu nyot. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. 
ÚwÚ FWAMINyIUS. Is't possible >w< the UwU wowwd OwO shouwd ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >w< diffew, 
And ;;w;; we ^-^ awive ^w^ that >w< wiv'd? >_< Fwy, uWu damnyed x3 basenyess, 
>_< To xDD him ^w^ that OwO wowships ;;w;; thee. xDD [Thwowing >w< the ^.^ monyey >_< back] 
OwO WUCUWWUS. Ha! :3 Nyow ^-^ I see >w< thou UwU awt a >w< foow, ^-^ and >w< fit for thy ÚwÚ mastew. 
x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ FWAMINyIUS. :3 May uWu these >w< add uWu to >w< the :33 nyumbew ^w^ that ^w^ may uWu scawd ^-^ thee! 
Let >_< mowten ^.^ coin >_< be thy >_> damnyation, 
Thou OwO disease :3 of a uWu fwiend ^-^ and UwU nyot himself! 
:3 Has ^-^ fwiendship >_< such a UwU faint ^-^ and OwO miwky :33 heawt 
>_> It :3 tuwns ^-^ in less than x3 two >w< nyights? O :33 you gods, 
^-^ I feel >_> my uWu mastew's x3 passion! ^.^ This slave 
uWu Unto ^.^ his >w< honyouw has >_> my :33 wowd's ^.^ meat ^-^ in xDD him; 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd it :3 thwive ^-^ and ^w^ tuwn uWu to :3 nyutwiment 
When UwU he is OwO tuwn'd uWu to >_> poison? 
OwO O, ^w^ may >w< diseases :3 onwy >w< wowk >_< upon't! 
And uWu when ÚwÚ he's ÚwÚ sick uWu to >_< death, let UwU nyot ^w^ that ^.^ pawt :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe 
Which >_> my lord >_< paid for >_< be :3 of :33 any ÚwÚ powew 
>_< To x3 expew xDD sicknyess, but OwO pwowong ^.^ his :33 houw! x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
xDD A ÚwÚ pubwic :3 pwace 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Wucius, xDD with xDD thwee ^w^ STWANGEWS 

LUCIUS. ^-^ Who, >w< the xDD Wowd uWu Timon? He is >_> my :3 vewy ^w^ good ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ and :3 an 
>w< honyouwabwe xDD gentweman. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< STWANGEW. OwO We >_< knyow xDD him for xDD nyo UwU wess, though ;;w;; we are but 
strangers uWu to ^-^ him. xDD But ^-^ I ^w^ can tell :33 you >w< onye ^w^ thing, >_> my lord, ^-^ and 
xDD which ^-^ I >_> heaw OwO fwom UwU common >_< wumouws: now xDD Wowd xDD Timon's happy >w< houws 
are ^w^ donye ^-^ and >_> past, ^-^ and ^.^ his estate shrinks OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
LUCIUS. >w< Fie, no: do UwU nyot xDD bewieve x3 it; UwU he ;;w;; cannyot >_< want for ÚwÚ monyey. 
SECOND >_< STWANGEW. xDD But xDD bewieve :33 you ^w^ this, >_> my lord, ^w^ that UwU nyot long ^-^ ago 
>w< onye :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ men >_> was xDD with >w< the xDD Wowd Lucullus uWu to ^.^ bowwow ;;w;; so uWu many 
UwU tawents; :33 nyay, :3 uwg'd ÚwÚ extwemewy ^.^ fow't, ^-^ and showed what necessity 
x3 bewong'd to't, ^-^ and yet >_> was denied. 
LUCIUS. How? 
SECOND >_< STWANGEW. ^-^ I tell ^.^ you, x3 denyied, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
LUCIUS. :3 What a ^-^ stwange case >_> was that! xDD Nyow, :33 befowe >w< the gods, ^-^ I am 
>_> asham'd on't. Denied ^w^ that >w< honyouwabwe ^.^ man! ;;w;; Thewe >_> was :3 vewy ^-^ wittwe 
>w< honyouw UwU show'd ;;w;; in't. :3 Fow >_> my ^-^ own >_< pawt, ^-^ I must xDD nyeeds x3 confess ^-^ I have 
x3 weceived ÚwÚ some xDD smaww kindnesses OwO fwom :3 him, ÚwÚ as xDD monyey, :33 pwate, :3 jewews, 
^-^ and ^w^ such-wike trifles, OwO nyothing comparing uWu to his; yet, ^w^ had UwU he 
:3 mistook xDD him ^-^ and >_> sent uWu to me, ^-^ I OwO shouwd >w< nye'ew have >w< denyied ^.^ his 
^.^ occasion ;;w;; so uWu many ^w^ tawents. 

^-^ Entew OwO SEWVIWIUS 

x3 SEWVIWIUS. See, :3 by ^w^ good ^.^ hap, >w< yondew's >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ I have sweat uWu to see 
^.^ his ;;w;; honyouw.- ^w^ My ÚwÚ honyouw'd lord! 
LUCIUS. uWu Sewviwius? You are xDD kindwy ^w^ met, ^-^ siw. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee :3 weww; >w< commend 
:33 me uWu to thy >w< honyouwabwe x3 viwtuous lord, >_> my :3 vewy >_< exquisite OwO fwiend. 
x3 SEWVIWIUS. :3 May it UwU pwease ^-^ youw ;;w;; honyouw, >_> my lord hath >_< sent- 
LUCIUS. Ha! :3 What has UwU he uWu sent? ^-^ I am ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >w< endeawed uWu to ^w^ that ;;w;; wowd: 
ÚwÚ he's ^-^ evew ;;w;; sending. UwU How >_< shaww ^-^ I UwU thank :3 him, think'st ^.^ thou? And what 
has UwU he >_> sent OwO nyow? 
x3 SEWVIWIUS. :3 Has :3 onwy >_> sent ^.^ his present ^.^ occasion uWu nyow, >_> my lord, 
:3 wequesting ^-^ youw OwO wowdship uWu to ^.^ suppwy ^.^ his >w< instant ÚwÚ use xDD with ;;w;; so uWu many 
^w^ tawents. 
LUCIUS. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^.^ his OwO wowdship is but uWu mewwy xDD with x3 me; 
He ;;w;; cannyot >_< want fifty-five x3 hundwed ^w^ tawents. 
x3 SEWVIWIUS. xDD But ^-^ in >w< the UwU mean :3 time UwU he ^-^ wants UwU wess, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
UwU If ^.^ his ^.^ occasion were UwU nyot x3 viwtuous 
^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU nyot OwO uwge it :3 hawf ;;w;; so faithfully. 
LUCIUS. OwO Dost >w< thou UwU speak seriously, uWu Sewviwius? 
x3 SEWVIWIUS. ÚwÚ Upon >_> my ^w^ souw, ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; twue, ^-^ siw. 
LUCIUS. :3 What a >_> wicked beast >_> was ^-^ I uWu to *sweats* disfuwnyish myself ÚwÚ against >_< such 
a ^w^ good time, uWu when ^-^ I :33 might ha' >_< shown myself ^.^ honyouwabwe! UwU How 
unluckily it x3 happ'nyed ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd uWu puwchase >w< the x3 day :33 befowe for a 
^-^ wittwe ^.^ pawt ^-^ and undo a >_> gweat ^.^ deaw :3 of :33 honyouw! uWu Sewviwius, now 
:33 befowe >w< the gods, ^-^ I am UwU nyot able uWu to do- >w< the :33 mowe >_> beast, ^-^ I uWu say! ^-^ I 
>_> was >_> sending uWu to ÚwÚ use xDD Wowd ÚwÚ Timon x3 mysewf, uWu these OwO gentwemen ^w^ can 
uWu witnyess; but ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot for >w< the xDD weawth :3 of ^w^ Athens ^-^ I ^w^ had done't 
UwU nyow. Commend :33 me bountifully uWu to ^.^ his ^w^ good lordship, ^-^ and ^-^ I hope ^.^ his 
>w< honyouw >w< wiww ÚwÚ conceive >w< the ^-^ faiwest :3 of me, ÚwÚ because ^-^ I have xDD nyo ÚwÚ powew 
uWu to >_< be :3 kind. And tell xDD him ^w^ this OwO fwom ^.^ me: ^-^ I >_> count it >w< onye :3 of >_> my 
>w< gweatest ^w^ affwictions, say, ^w^ that ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot pleasure >_< such :3 an 
>w< honyouwabwe xDD gentweman. Good uWu Sewviwius, >w< wiww :33 you UwU befwiend :33 me ;;w;; so far 
ÚwÚ as uWu to ÚwÚ use mine ^-^ own >_> wowds uWu to him? 
x3 SEWVIWIUS. ^w^ Yes, sir, ^-^ I uWu shaww. 
LUCIUS. >_< I'ww >w< wook :33 you :33 out a ^w^ good ;;w;; tuwn, >_> Sewviwius. 
x3 Exit OwO SEWVIWIUS 
OwO Twue, ÚwÚ as :33 you ^w^ said, ÚwÚ Timon is >_> shwunk uWu indeed; 
And UwU he UwU that's once >w< denyied >w< wiww hardly >_< speed. x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< STWANGEW. :3 Do :33 you uWu obsewve ^w^ this, ^w^ Hostiwius? 
SECOND >_< STWANGEW. x3 Ay, x3 too ^.^ weww. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< STWANGEW. :3 Why, ^w^ this is >w< the x3 wowwd's uWu souw; ^-^ and UwU just :3 of >w< the ^-^ same 
piece 
Is >_> evewy UwU fwattewew's ^w^ spiwit. >_< Who ^w^ can UwU caww xDD him ^.^ his uWu fwiend 
:33 That dips ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ same x3 dish? ^.^ Fow, ^-^ in >_> my knowing, 
ÚwÚ Timon has OwO been ^w^ this :33 wowd's ^-^ fathew, 
And ÚwÚ kept ^.^ his x3 cwedit xDD with ^.^ his >_> puwse; 
x3 Suppowted ^.^ his estate; :33 nyay, xDD Timon's ^.^ monyey 
:3 Has >_< paid ^.^ his ^-^ men their ;;w;; wages. He >w< nye'ew :3 dwinks 
xDD But xDD Timon's silver >_< tweads upon ^.^ his >w< wip; 
And ^.^ yet- OwO O, see >w< the xDD monstwousnyess :3 of man 
When UwU he OwO wooks :33 out ^-^ in :3 an ungrateful shape!- 
He does uWu deny :3 him, ^-^ in ^w^ wespect :3 of uWu his, 
:3 What charitable ^-^ men ;;w;; affowd uWu to beggars. 
THIRD >_< STWANGEW. >_< Wewigion OwO gwoans :3 at uWu it. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< STWANGEW. :3 Fow mine ^-^ own >_< pawt, 
^-^ I UwU nyevew ÚwÚ tasted ÚwÚ Timon ^-^ in >_> my >_< wife, 
>_> Nyow came :33 any :3 of ^.^ his OwO bounties OwO ovew :33 me 
>_< To >_< mawk :33 me for ^.^ his ^-^ fwiend; yet ^-^ I uWu pwotest, 
:3 Fow ^.^ his >w< wight ^-^ nyobwe >w< mind, xDD iwwustwious virtue, 
And >w< honyouwabwe OwO cawwiage, 
Had ^.^ his necessity uWu made ÚwÚ use :3 of me, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd have put >_> my xDD weawth uWu into UwU donyation, 
And >w< the uWu best :3 hawf OwO shouwd have xDD wetuwn'd uWu to :3 him, 
So ÚwÚ much ^-^ I :33 wove ^.^ his >w< heawt. xDD But ^-^ I :3 pewceive 
>w< Men must learn now xDD with :33 pity uWu to UwU dispense; 
:3 Fow policy :3 sits ^w^ above :3 conscience. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
uWu SEMPWONyIUS' house 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; SEMPWONyIUS ^-^ and a uWu SEWVANT :3 of ;;w;; TIMON'S 

SEMPRONIUS. ÚwÚ Must UwU he xDD nyeeds trouble :33 me ^-^ in't? Hum! :33 'Bove ;;w;; aww ^-^ othews? 
He :33 might have UwU twied xDD Wowd x3 Wucius >w< ow :3 Wucuwwus; 
And now >w< Ventidius is ^-^ weawthy OwO too, 
^-^ Whom UwU he OwO wedeem'd OwO fwom xDD pwison. ;;w;; Aww uWu these 
uWu Owe their estates >_< unto ^-^ him. 
>_< SEWVANT. ^w^ My lord, 
xDD They have ;;w;; aww OwO been >_< touch'd ^-^ and x3 found base >_< metaw, for 
xDD They have ;;w;; aww >w< denyied ^-^ him. 
SEMPRONIUS. :3 How! >_< Have :33 they >w< denyied him? 
:3 Has >w< Ventidius ^-^ and Lucullus >w< denyied him? 
And does UwU he ^.^ send uWu to ÚwÚ me? ^w^ Thwee? Humh! 
>_> It :3 shows but ^-^ wittwe :33 wove >w< ow xDD judgment ^-^ in ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I >_< be ^.^ his last >_< wefuge? :33 His :3 fwiends, OwO wike ^w^ physicians, 
Thrice >w< give xDD him x3 ovew. ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> th' cure upon ÚwÚ me? 
:3 Has ÚwÚ much ^.^ disgwac'd :33 me OwO in't; :33 I'm >w< angwy :3 at :3 him, 
:33 That :33 might have known >_> my ;;w;; pwace. ^-^ I see xDD nyo sense ^.^ fow't, 
xDD But ^.^ his x3 occasions :33 might have >w< woo'd :33 me first; 
^.^ Fow, ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; conscience, ^-^ I >_> was >w< the >_> fiwst man 
:33 That e'er x3 weceived :3 gift OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
And does UwU he xDD think ;;w;; so :3 backwawdwy :3 of :33 me now 
:33 That >_< I'ww requite it ^-^ wast? >w< Nyo; 
So it ^w^ may >_< pwove :3 an argument :3 of laughter 
>_< To >_> th' rest, ^-^ and ^-^ I >_> 'mongst ÚwÚ wowds >_< be :3 thought a OwO foow. 
uWu I'd :3 wathew than >w< the worth :3 of :3 thwice >w< the >_> sum 
Had >_> sent uWu to :33 me first, but for >_> my ;;w;; mind's sake; 
uWu I'd >_< such a ÚwÚ couwage uWu to do xDD him :33 good. xDD But now ;;w;; wetuwn, 
And xDD with their UwU faint UwU wepwy ^w^ this answer ^-^ join: 
>_< Who >_< bates mine >w< honyouw >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< knyow >_> my UwU coin. x3 Exit 
>_< SEWVANT. x3 Excewwent! ;;w;; Youw UwU wowdship's a goodly OwO viwwain. ^.^ The devil 
^-^ knyew UwU nyot what UwU he >w< did uWu when UwU he uWu made man politic- UwU he >w< cwoss'd himself 
^w^ by't; ^-^ and ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot xDD think OwO but, ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ end, >w< the ;;w;; viwwainyies :3 of man 
>w< wiww ^w^ set xDD him clear. UwU How uWu faiwwy ^w^ this lord >_> stwives uWu to ÚwÚ appeaw foul! 
>_> Takes x3 viwtuous ^-^ copies uWu to >_< be wicked, OwO wike those ^w^ that ^.^ undew hot 
x3 awdent xDD zeaw :3 wouwd ^w^ set uWu whowe ^-^ weawms on >w< fiwe. 
Of >_< such a ;;w;; nyatuwe is ^.^ his :3 powitic :3 wove. 
^.^ This >_> was >_> my :33 wowd's uWu best UwU hope; now ;;w;; aww are uWu fwed, 
^.^ Save :3 onwy >w< the ;;w;; gods. :3 Nyow ^.^ his >w< fwiends are >_> dead, 
^.^ Doows ^w^ that were >w< nye'ew xDD acquainted xDD with their ;;w;; wawds 
^w^ Many a bounteous :33 yeaw must >_< be ^.^ empwoy'd 
:3 Nyow uWu to :3 guawd ^w^ suwe their ÚwÚ mastew. 
And ^w^ this is ;;w;; aww a liberal ÚwÚ couwse :3 awwows: 
>_< Who ;;w;; cannyot :3 keep ^.^ his xDD weawth must :3 keep ^.^ his ^w^ house. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
xDD A xDD haww ^-^ in ;;w;; TIMON'S house 

^-^ Entew x3 two Of x3 VAWWO'S ÚwÚ MEN, OwO meeting LUCIUS' uWu SEWVANT, ^-^ and others, 
;;w;; aww being servants :3 of >_< TIMON's OwO cweditows, uWu to :3 wait for ^.^ his >w< coming x3 out. 
UwU Then UwU entew TITUS ^-^ and HORTENSIUS 

ÚwÚ FIWST x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. ÚwÚ Weww met; ^w^ good UwU mowwow, Titus ^-^ and ;;w;; Howtensius. 
>_< TITUS. ^.^ The OwO wike uWu to ^.^ you, uWu kind x3 Vawwo. 
HORTENSIUS. UwU Wucius! ^w^ What, do ;;w;; we meet uWu togethew? 
LUCIUS' >_< SEWVANT. x3 Ay, ^-^ and ^-^ I xDD think >w< onye business does UwU command uWu us all; 
for mine is ÚwÚ monyey. 
>_< TITUS. So is theirs ^-^ and >_> ouws. 

^-^ Entew OwO PHIWOTUS 

LUCIUS' >_< SEWVANT. And :3 Siw xDD Phiwotus too! 
uWu PHIWOTUS. Good x3 day :3 at ^w^ once. 
LUCIUS' >_< SEWVANT. uWu wewcome, ^w^ good ^-^ bwothew, what do :33 you xDD think >w< the ^w^ houw? 
uWu PHIWOTUS. xDD Wabouwing for nine. 
LUCIUS' >_< SEWVANT. So xDD much? 
uWu PHIWOTUS. Is UwU nyot >_> my lord seen >_< yet? 
LUCIUS' >_< SEWVANT. uWu Nyot yet. 
uWu PHIWOTUS. ^-^ I x3 wondew x3 on't; UwU he >_> was UwU wont uWu to shine :3 at ^-^ seven. 
LUCIUS' >_< SEWVANT. x3 Ay, but >w< the ^-^ days are >_> wax'd ;;w;; showtew xDD with xDD him; 
You must uWu considew ^w^ that a UwU pwodigaw ÚwÚ couwse 
Is OwO wike >w< the ÚwÚ sun's, but UwU nyot OwO wike ^.^ his ^.^ wecovewabwe. 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw 
'Tis xDD deepest xDD wintew ^-^ in xDD Wowd xDD Timon's >_> puwse; 
:33 That UwU is, >w< onye ^w^ may reach ;;w;; deep :33 enyough ^-^ and yet 
Find little. 
uWu PHIWOTUS. ^-^ I am :3 of ^-^ youw ^w^ feaw for UwU that. 
>_< TITUS. >_< I'ww ^w^ show :33 you how uWu t' uWu obsewve a ^-^ stwange >_< event. 
;;w;; Youw lord xDD sends now for ÚwÚ monyey. 
HORTENSIUS. uWu Most ;;w;; twue, UwU he xDD does. 
>_< TITUS. And UwU he wears >_> jewews now :3 of xDD Timon's ^.^ gift, 
:3 Fow xDD which ^-^ I :3 wait for ÚwÚ monyey. 
HORTENSIUS. >_> It is ÚwÚ against >_> my >w< heawt. 
LUCIUS' >_< SEWVANT. Mark how ^-^ stwange it :3 shows 
ÚwÚ Timon ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO shouwd ^-^ pay :33 mowe than UwU he ;;w;; owes; 
And e'en ÚwÚ as >_> if ^-^ youw lord OwO shouwd >_< weaw rich >_> jewews 
And ^.^ send for ^.^ monyey for x3 'em. 
HORTENSIUS. :33 I'm :33 weawy :3 of ^w^ this :3 chawge, >w< the UwU gods ^w^ can uWu witnyess; 
^-^ I >_< knyow >_> my lord hath ;;w;; spent :3 of xDD Timon's ;;w;; weawth, 
And now ingratitude ^-^ makes it worse than ;;w;; steawth. 
ÚwÚ FIWST x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. ^w^ Yes, x3 minye's xDD thwee >_> thousand ;;w;; cwowns; what's 
ÚwÚ youws? 
LUCIUS' >_< SEWVANT. x3 Five >_> thousand >_< minye. 
ÚwÚ FIWST x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. 'Tis ÚwÚ much OwO deep; ^-^ and it OwO shouwd seem :3 by >_> th' 
>_> sum 
;;w;; Youw uWu mastew's uWu confidence >_> was ^w^ above uWu minye, 
Else surely ^.^ his ^w^ had ;;w;; equaww'd. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ FWAMINyIUS 

>_< TITUS. uWu Onye :3 of xDD Wowd xDD Timon's UwU men. 
LUCIUS' >_< SEWVANT. >_< Fwaminyius! x3 Siw, a word. Pray, is >_> my lord ready uWu to 
come ^-^ fowth? 
ÚwÚ FWAMINyIUS. x3 Nyo, UwU indeed, UwU he is uWu nyot. 
>_< TITUS. OwO We ^-^ attend ^.^ his lordship; pray >_> signyify ;;w;; so ^-^ much. 
ÚwÚ FWAMINyIUS. ^-^ I need UwU nyot tell xDD him ^-^ that; UwU he UwU knyows :33 you are uWu to ^w^ diwigent. 
x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew FLAVIUS, ^-^ in a x3 cwoak, UwU muffwed 

LUCIUS' >_< SEWVANT. Ha! Is UwU nyot ^w^ that ^.^ his >_> stewawd UwU muffwed so? 
He :3 goes xDD away ^-^ in a >w< cwoud. x3 Caww :3 him, UwU caww ^-^ him. 
>_< TITUS. :3 Do :33 you uWu heaw, >_> siw? 
SECOND x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. By ^-^ youw leave, ^-^ siw. 
FLAVIUS. :3 What do xDD ye ask :3 of me, >_> my ;;w;; fwiend? 
>_< TITUS. OwO We :3 wait for x3 cewtain ^.^ monyey ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ siw. 
FLAVIUS. x3 Ay, 
UwU If ^.^ monyey were ÚwÚ as x3 cewtain ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw ;;w;; waiting, 
^-^ 'Twewe ^w^ suwe xDD enyough. 
^.^ Why :33 then preferr'd :33 you UwU nyot ^-^ youw sums ^-^ and >w< biwws 
When ^-^ youw x3 fawse >w< mastews >w< eat :3 of >_> my :33 wowd's ÚwÚ meat? 
UwU Then :33 they ^-^ couwd smile, ^-^ and ^w^ fawn upon ^.^ his debts, 
And ^w^ take OwO down >_> th' :33 int'west uWu into their UwU gwutt'nyous uWu maws. 
You do :33 youwsewves but ^-^ wwong uWu to >w< stiw :33 me up; 
Let :33 me ^w^ pass xDD quietwy. 
^-^ Bewieve't, >_> my lord ^-^ and ^-^ I have uWu made :3 an end: 
^-^ I have xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu to reckon, UwU he uWu to ^.^ spend. 
LUCIUS' >_< SEWVANT. x3 Ay, but ^w^ this answer >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> sewve. 
FLAVIUS. UwU If 'twill UwU nyot ^-^ sewve, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot ;;w;; so base ÚwÚ as ^.^ you, 
:3 Fow :33 you >_> sewve knaves. x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ FIWST x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. :3 How! :3 What does ^.^ his cashier'd worship >_> muttew? 
SECOND x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. :33 Nyo :3 mattew what; ÚwÚ he's poor, ^-^ and UwU that's 
>_< wevenge xDD enyough. >_< Who ^w^ can UwU speak ^.^ bwoadew than UwU he ^w^ that has xDD nyo house 
uWu to put ^.^ his ^.^ head in? >_> Such ^w^ may ;;w;; waiw ÚwÚ against >_> gweat ^w^ buiwdings. 

^-^ Entew OwO SEWVIWIUS 

>_< TITUS. OwO O, >_> hewe's :33 Sewviwius; now ;;w;; we >_< shaww >_< knyow ÚwÚ some answer. 
x3 SEWVIWIUS. UwU If ^-^ I :33 might uWu beseech ^.^ you, gentlemen, uWu to repair ÚwÚ some x3 othew 
hour, ^-^ I OwO shouwd x3 dewive ÚwÚ much from't; for take't :3 of >_> my ^w^ souw, >_> my lord 
x3 weans uWu wondwouswy uWu to :33 discontent. :33 His OwO comfowtabwe ^.^ tempew has 
uWu fowsook xDD him; ÚwÚ he's ÚwÚ much :33 out :3 of OwO heawth ^-^ and xDD keeps ^.^ his UwU chambew. 
LUCIUS' >_< SEWVANT. ^w^ Many do :3 keep their chambers are UwU nyot ÚwÚ sick; 
And >_> if it >_< be ;;w;; so far >_> beyond ^.^ his ;;w;; heawth, 
xDD Methinks UwU he OwO shouwd >w< the ^-^ soonyew ^-^ pay ^.^ his debts, 
And uWu make a UwU cweaw x3 way uWu to >w< the ;;w;; gods. 
x3 SEWVIWIUS. Good UwU gods! 
>_< TITUS. OwO We ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ take ^w^ this for answer, ^-^ siw. 
ÚwÚ FWAMINyIUS. :33 [Within] uWu Sewviwius, xDD hewp! ^w^ My lord! >_> my lord! 

^-^ Entew xDD TIMON, ^-^ in a UwU wage, ÚwÚ FWAMINyIUS following 

TIMON. ^w^ What, are >_> my ^w^ doows ^.^ oppos'd ÚwÚ against >_> my >_< passage? 
>_< Have ^-^ I OwO been ^-^ evew free, ^-^ and must >_> my house 
;;w;; Be >_> my :3 wetentive ;;w;; enyemy, >_> my ÚwÚ gaow? 
^.^ The :3 pwace xDD which ^-^ I have UwU feasted, does it uWu nyow, 
>w< Wike ;;w;; aww :33 mankind, ^w^ show :33 me :3 an >_> iwon :3 heawt? 
LUCIUS' >_< SEWVANT. xDD Put ^-^ in uWu nyow, ;;w;; Titus. 
>_< TITUS. ^w^ My lord, ÚwÚ hewe is >_> my UwU biww. 
LUCIUS' >_< SEWVANT. Here's >_< minye. 
HORTENSIUS. And uWu minye, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
xDD BOTH x3 VAWWO'S >_> SEWVANTS. And UwU ouws, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
uWu PHIWOTUS. ;;w;; Aww x3 ouw uWu biwws. 
TIMON. ^.^ Knyock :33 me OwO down xDD with 'em; cleave :33 me uWu to >w< the >w< giwdwe. 
LUCIUS' >_< SEWVANT. >_> Awas, >_> my x3 wowd- 
TIMON. UwU Cut >_> my :33 heawt ^-^ in xDD sums. 
>_< TITUS. Mine, x3 fifty ^w^ tawents. 
TIMON. Tell :33 out >_> my >w< bwood. 
LUCIUS' >_< SEWVANT. x3 Five >_> thousand xDD cwowns, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
TIMON. x3 Five >_> thousand ^.^ dwops >w< pays UwU that. :3 What ÚwÚ youws? ^-^ and ÚwÚ youws? 
ÚwÚ FIWST x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. ^w^ My x3 wowd- 
SECOND x3 VAWWO'S >_< SEWVANT. ^w^ My x3 wowd- 
TIMON. Tear me, ^w^ take me, ^-^ and >w< the UwU gods x3 faww upon >_> you! x3 Exit 
HORTENSIUS. ^-^ Faith, ^-^ I :3 pewceive x3 ouw >w< mastews ^w^ may OwO thwow their ^w^ caps :3 at 
their ÚwÚ monyey. These UwU debts ^w^ may ^w^ weww >_< be call'd :33 despewate ones, for a 
:33 madman UwU owes x3 'em. Exeunt 

^-^ We-entew OwO TIMON ^-^ and FLAVIUS 

TIMON. xDD They have e'en put >_> my >_< bweath OwO fwom me, >w< the slaves. 
Creditors? x3 Deviws! 
FLAVIUS. ^w^ My dear x3 wowd- 
TIMON. :3 What >_> if it OwO shouwd >_< be so? 
ÚwÚ FWAMINyIUS. ^w^ My x3 wowd- 
TIMON. >_< I'ww have it >_< so. ^w^ My >_> stewawd! 
FLAVIUS. >_> Hewe, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
TIMON. So :33 fitwy? ^.^ Go, :33 bid ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< fwiends :33 again: 
^.^ Wucius, ;;w;; Wucuwwus, ^-^ and Sempronius- ÚwÚ aww. 
>_< I'ww once :33 mowe xDD feast >w< the UwU wascaws. 
FLAVIUS. O >_> my lord, 
You :3 onwy UwU speak OwO fwom ^-^ youw distracted uWu souw; 
;;w;; Thewe is UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much UwU weft uWu to UwU fuwnyish :33 out 
xDD A uWu modewate >_> tabwe. 
TIMON. ;;w;; Be it UwU nyot ^-^ in thy xDD cawe. 
^.^ Go, ^-^ I charge ^-^ thee, >_> invite them all; let ^-^ in >w< the tide 
Of xDD knyaves once >_< mowe; >_> my cook ^-^ and >_< I'ww OwO pwovide. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
^.^ The Senate House 

^-^ Entew xDD thwee SENATORS :3 at >w< onye door, ÚwÚ AWCIBIADES OwO meeting them, xDD with attendants 

ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^w^ My lord, :33 you have >_> my :3 voice x3 to't: >w< the >_> fauwt's uWu bwoody. 
'Tis >w< nyecessawy UwU he OwO shouwd >_< die: 
Nothing emboldens x3 sin ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as mercy. 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. uWu Most OwO twue; >w< the :3 waw >_< shaww xDD bwuise ^-^ him. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. UwU Honyouw, ;;w;; heawth, ^-^ and ;;w;; compassion, uWu to >w< the xDD Senyate! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. xDD Nyow, Captain? 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. ^-^ I am :3 an OwO humbwe ^w^ suitow uWu to ^-^ youw virtues; 
:3 Fow :33 pity is >w< the virtue :3 of >w< the uWu waw, 
And none but ^.^ tywants ÚwÚ use it cruelly. 
>_> It pleases :3 time ^-^ and xDD fowtunye uWu to >_< wie >_< heavy 
ÚwÚ Upon a uWu fwiend :3 of uWu minye, ;;w;; who ^-^ in hot UwU bwood 
uWu Hath xDD stepp'd uWu into >w< the uWu waw, xDD which is :33 past ^-^ depth 
>_< To those ^w^ that :33 without heed do plunge >_< into't. 
He is a ;;w;; man, setting ^.^ his >_> fate aside, 
Of :33 comewy virtues; 
>_> Nyow >w< did UwU he soil >w< the fact xDD with cowardice- 
;;w;; An >w< honyouw ^-^ in xDD him xDD which buys :33 out ^.^ his x3 fauwt- 
xDD But xDD with a ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ fuwy ^-^ and ^.^ faiw xDD spiwit, 
Seeing ^.^ his ^-^ weputation >_< touch'd uWu to >_< death, 
He >w< did ^w^ oppose ^.^ his >w< foe; 
And xDD with >_< such sober ^-^ and >w< unnyoted passion 
He >w< did OwO behove ^.^ his :33 angew ^-^ ewe x3 'twas >_< spent, 
:33 As >_> if UwU he ^w^ had but prov'd :3 an argument. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. You ^-^ undewgo x3 too :33 stwict a ^-^ pawadox, 
Striving uWu to uWu make :3 an ^.^ ugwy deed >w< wook UwU faiw; 
;;w;; Youw >_> wowds have took >_< such ^-^ pains ÚwÚ as >_> if :33 they ^.^ wabouw'd 
>_< To >_< bwing x3 manswaughtew uWu into OwO fowm ^-^ and ^w^ set 
^.^ Quawwewwing upon >w< the ^.^ head :3 of ÚwÚ vawouw; which, UwU indeed, 
Is OwO vawouw uWu misbegot, ^-^ and came uWu into >w< the UwU wowwd 
When sects ^-^ and :3 factions were OwO nyewwy ^w^ bown. 
He's >_< twuwy ^.^ vawiant ^w^ that ^w^ can ^w^ wisewy :3 suffew 
^.^ The ^-^ wowst ^w^ that man ^w^ can ^-^ bweathe, 
And uWu make ^.^ his ^.^ wwongs ^.^ his uWu outsides, 
>_< To >_< weaw them OwO wike ^.^ his >_< waiment, uWu cawewesswy, 
And >w< nye'ew ;;w;; pwefew ^.^ his ^-^ injuwies uWu to ^.^ his heart, 
>_< To >_< bwing it uWu into :3 dangew. 
UwU If ^.^ wwongs >_< be x3 eviws, ^-^ and enforce uWu us UwU kiww, 
:3 What folly ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to ;;w;; hazawd OwO wife for ^.^ iww! 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. ^w^ My x3 wowd- 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. You ;;w;; cannyot uWu make >_< gwoss sins >w< wook ^-^ cweaw: 
>_< To >_< wevenge is xDD nyo uWu vawouw, but uWu to bear. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. ^w^ My ^w^ wowds, uWu then, ^.^ undew favour, >w< pawdon :33 me 
UwU If ^-^ I UwU speak OwO wike a :33 captain: 
^.^ Why do ;;w;; fond ^-^ men x3 expose >w< themsewves uWu to :3 battwe, 
And UwU nyot ^w^ enduwe ;;w;; aww >_> thweats? Sleep UwU upon't, 
And let >w< the >_> foes ^.^ quietwy cut their OwO thwoats, 
>_< Without ;;w;; wepugnyancy? UwU If >w< thewe >_< be 
>_> Such OwO vawouw ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ beawing, what uWu make ;;w;; we 
;;w;; Abwoad? :3 Why, uWu then, :33 women are :33 mowe ^w^ vawiant, 
:33 That x3 stay :3 at ;;w;; home, >_> if ÚwÚ beawing x3 cawwy x3 it; 
And >w< the >w< ass :33 mowe uWu captain than >w< the lion; >w< the uWu fewwow 
:33 Woaden xDD with irons :33 wisew than >w< the judge, 
UwU If ;;w;; wisdom >_< be ^-^ in suffering. O >_> my ^w^ wowds, 
:33 As :33 you are ^-^ gweat, >_< be ^w^ pitifuwwy :33 good. 
>_< Who ;;w;; cannyot >_> condemn ^-^ washnyess ^-^ in >_< cowd :3 bwood? 
>_< To UwU kiww, ^-^ I >_< gwant, is >w< sin's >_> extwemest UwU gust; 
>w< But, ^-^ in ;;w;; defence, :3 by >_> mewcy, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 most >_> just. 
>_< To >_< be ^-^ in :33 angew is impiety; 
xDD But ;;w;; who is man ^w^ that is UwU nyot uWu angwy? 
^w^ Weigh but >w< the >_> cwime xDD with this. 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. You ^-^ bweathe ^-^ in x3 vain. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. ^.^ In vain! :33 His UwU sewvice ^w^ donye 
x3 At Lacedaemon ^-^ and Byzantium 
^.^ Wewe a UwU sufficient ^-^ bwibew for ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. What's that? 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. :3 Why, ^-^ I say, >_> my ^w^ wowds, has ^w^ donye ^.^ faiw service, 
And OwO swain ^-^ in ^.^ fight uWu many :3 of ^-^ youw enemies; 
UwU How full :3 of OwO vawouw >w< did UwU he ;;w;; beaw himself 
^.^ In >w< the last >_> confwict, ^-^ and uWu made >_> pwenteous wounds! 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. He has uWu made x3 too ÚwÚ much uWu pwenty xDD with x3 'em. 
He's a ^w^ swown >w< wiotew; UwU he has a x3 sin ^w^ that x3 often 
Drowns xDD him ^-^ and >_> takes ^.^ his OwO vawouw prisoner. 
UwU If >w< thewe were xDD nyo ^w^ foes, ^w^ that were :33 enyough 
>_< To overcome ^-^ him. ^.^ In ^w^ that xDD beastwy ^.^ fuwy 
He has OwO been known uWu to OwO commit ^w^ outwages 
And cherish uWu factions. 'Tis ÚwÚ infeww'd uWu to uWu us 
:33 His ^-^ days are ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ and ^.^ his drink ÚwÚ dangewous. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. He :33 dies. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. UwU Hawd xDD fate! He :33 might have ;;w;; died ^-^ in ^.^ waw. 
^w^ My ^w^ wowds, >_> if UwU nyot for :33 any x3 pawts ^-^ in :3 him- 
OwO Though ^.^ his >w< wight ;;w;; awm :33 might uWu puwchase ^.^ his ^-^ own time, 
And >_< be ^-^ in ^.^ debt uWu to >_< nyonye- yet, :33 mowe uWu to ^.^ move ^.^ you, 
Take >_> my :3 desewts uWu to uWu his, ^-^ and :33 join >w< 'em both; 
And, for ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ youw reverend ÚwÚ ages :33 wove 
:33 Secuwity, >_< I'ww :33 pawn >_> my xDD victowies, ;;w;; aww 
^w^ My UwU honyouws uWu to ^.^ you, upon ^.^ his ^w^ good :33 wetuwns. 
UwU If :3 by ^w^ this >_> cwime UwU he UwU owes >w< the :3 waw ^.^ his >_< wife, 
:3 Why, let >w< the ^-^ waw UwU weceive't ^-^ in ^.^ vawiant >w< gowe; 
:3 Fow :3 waw is strict, ^-^ and ^-^ waw is OwO nyothing >w< mowe. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. OwO We are for :33 waw: UwU he :33 dies. >_> Uwge it xDD nyo :33 mowe 
:3 On :3 height :3 of x3 ouw :33 dispweasuwe. Friend >w< ow ^-^ bwothew, 
He >w< fowfeits ^.^ his ^-^ own UwU bwood ^w^ that >_> spiwws x3 anyothew. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. ÚwÚ Must it >_< be so? >_> It must UwU nyot OwO be. ^w^ My ^w^ wowds, 
^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, >_< knyow >w< me. 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 How! 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. x3 Caww :33 me uWu to ^-^ youw ^.^ wemembwances. 
THIRD ÚwÚ SENyATOW. x3 What! 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot xDD think but ^-^ youw age has :3 fowgot x3 me; 
>_> It ^-^ couwd UwU nyot else >_< be ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< pwove ;;w;; so base 
>_< To sue, ^-^ and >_< be >w< denyied >_< such UwU common grace. 
^w^ My >_< wounds ^w^ ache :3 at ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 Do :33 you dare x3 ouw uWu angew? 
'Tis ^-^ in OwO few >_< wowds, but :33 spacious ^-^ in effect: 
OwO We banish ÚwÚ thee for >w< evew. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. Banish me! 
Banish ^-^ youw ^.^ dotage! Banish UwU usuwy 
:33 That ^-^ makes >w< the Senate :33 ugwy. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. UwU If after x3 two days' shine ^w^ Athens UwU contain ^-^ thee, 
OwO Attend x3 ouw :33 weightiew >w< judgment. And, UwU nyot uWu to ^w^ sweww x3 ouw xDD spiwit, 
He >_< shaww >_< be executed ^-^ pwesentwy. Exeunt SENATORS 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. :3 Nyow >w< the UwU gods :3 keep :33 you old :33 enyough ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ may >_< wive 
^w^ Onwy ^-^ in xDD bonye, ^w^ that none ^w^ may >w< wook on >_> you! 
:33 I'm worse than mad; ^-^ I have ÚwÚ kept >_< back their ^w^ foes, 
uWu Whiwe :33 they have >_< towd their ^.^ monyey ^-^ and let :33 out 
uWu Theiw ^.^ coin upon uWu wawge :33 intewest, ^-^ I myself 
xDD Wich :3 onwy ^-^ in uWu wawge hurts. ;;w;; Aww those for xDD this? 
Is ^w^ this >w< the uWu bawsam ^w^ that >w< the :3 usuwing Senate 
Pours uWu into ÚwÚ captains' >_> wounds? x3 Banyishment! 
>_> It ÚwÚ comes UwU nyot :3 iww; ^-^ I hate UwU nyot uWu to >_< be xDD banyish'd; 
>_> It is a >_< cause ^-^ wowthy >_> my spleen ^-^ and fury, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may ;;w;; stwike :3 at ^.^ Athens. >_< I'ww :3 cheew :3 up 
^w^ My discontented troops, ^-^ and lay for hearts. 
'Tis >w< honyouw xDD with :3 most >_< wands uWu to >_< be :3 at odds; 
^-^ Sowdiews OwO shouwd UwU bwook ÚwÚ as ^-^ wittwe ^.^ wwongs ÚwÚ as ;;w;; gods. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
xDD A OwO banqueting xDD haww ^-^ in ;;w;; TIMON'S house 

Music. Tables ^w^ set :33 out; servants x3 attending. ^-^ Entew divers >w< WOWDS, 
>w< fwiends :3 of xDD TIMON, :3 at ;;w;; sevewaw ^w^ doows 

ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^.^ The ^w^ good :3 time :3 of x3 day uWu to ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
SECOND LORD. ^-^ I >w< awso :33 wish it uWu to ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I xDD think ^w^ this >w< honyouwabwe lord 
>w< did but xDD twy uWu us ^w^ this x3 othew ;;w;; day. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ that were >_> my ;;w;; thoughts tiring uWu when ;;w;; we :3 encount'wed. 
^-^ I hope it is UwU nyot ;;w;; so >w< wow xDD with xDD him ÚwÚ as UwU he uWu made it seem ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ twiaw 
:3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; sevewaw uWu fwiends. 
SECOND LORD. >_> It OwO shouwd UwU nyot be, :3 by >w< the ^w^ pewsuasion :3 of ^.^ his xDD nyew 
x3 feasting. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^-^ I OwO shouwd xDD think >_< so. He hath >_> sent :33 me :3 an >w< eawnyest inviting, 
xDD which uWu many >_> my uWu nyeaw x3 occasions >w< did OwO uwge :33 me uWu to put off; but UwU he hath 
>w< conjuw'd :33 me >_> beyond them, ^-^ and ^-^ I must xDD nyeeds appear. 
SECOND LORD. ^.^ In OwO wike >w< mannyew >_> was ^-^ I ^-^ in ^.^ debt uWu to >_> my x3 impowtunyate 
ÚwÚ businyess, but UwU he :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_> heaw >_> my >_> excuse. ^-^ I am ;;w;; sowwy, uWu when UwU he 
>_> sent uWu to ^.^ bowwow :3 of me, ^w^ that >_> my xDD pwovision >_> was x3 out. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ sick :3 of ^w^ that grief OwO too, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I understand how ;;w;; aww 
things ^w^ go. 
SECOND LORD. Every man >_> hewe's >_< so. :3 What :3 wouwd UwU he have :3 bowwowed :3 of 
:33 you? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. xDD A >_> thousand pieces. 
SECOND LORD. xDD A >_> thousand uWu pieces! 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. :3 What :3 of :33 you? 
SECOND LORD. He >_> sent uWu to me, :3 siw- ÚwÚ hewe UwU he :33 comes. 

^-^ Entew OwO TIMON ^-^ and attendants 

TIMON. With ;;w;; aww >_> my heart, OwO gentwemen ^.^ both! And how fare :33 you? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. x3 Evew :3 at >w< the best, hearing ^w^ weww :3 of ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. 
SECOND LORD. ^.^ The :33 swawwow follows UwU nyot summer :33 mowe OwO wiwwing than ;;w;; we 
^-^ youw OwO wowdship. 
TIMON. [Aside] >_> Nyow :33 mowe ^-^ wiwwingwy leaves ;;w;; wintew; >_< such summer-birds 
are :3 men- :33 Gentwemen, x3 ouw UwU dinnyew >w< wiww UwU nyot recompense ^w^ this long 
^w^ stay; xDD feast ^-^ youw >_< eaws xDD with >w< the music >_< awhiwe, >_> if :33 they >w< wiww fare ;;w;; so 
^.^ hawshwy uWu o' >_> th' >_> twumpet's ÚwÚ sound; ;;w;; we >_< shaww uWu to't ^-^ pwesentwy. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^-^ I hope it uWu wemains UwU nyot UwU unkindwy xDD with ^-^ youw OwO wowdship ^w^ that 
^-^ I xDD wetuwn'd :33 you :3 an uWu empty ÚwÚ messengew. 
TIMON. O sir, let it UwU nyot trouble ÚwÚ you. 
SECOND LORD. ^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe x3 wowd- 
TIMON. >_< Ah, >_> my ^w^ good ^.^ fwiend, what xDD cheew? 
SECOND LORD. ^w^ My :3 most >w< honyouwabwe lord, ^-^ I am e'en ÚwÚ sick :3 of OwO shame that, 
uWu when ^-^ youw OwO wowdship ^w^ this x3 othew x3 day >_> sent uWu to me, ^-^ I >_> was ;;w;; so 
unfortunate a beggar. 
TIMON. >w< Think UwU nyot ^w^ on't, ^-^ siw. 
SECOND LORD. UwU If :33 you ^w^ had >_> sent but x3 two >w< houws before- 
TIMON. Let it UwU nyot >w< cumbew ^-^ youw xDD bettew remembrance. :33 [The banquet 
brought :33 in] uWu Come, >_< bwing ^-^ in ;;w;; aww together. 
SECOND LORD. ;;w;; Aww xDD covew'd :3 dishes! 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. uWu Woyaw OwO cheew, ^-^ I warrant ÚwÚ you. 
THIRD LORD. uWu Doubt UwU nyot that, >_> if ^.^ monyey ^-^ and >w< the xDD season ^w^ can yield uWu it. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. UwU How do :33 you? What's >w< the OwO nyews? 
THIRD LORD. :33 Awcibiades is >_< banyish'd. Hear :33 you :3 of it? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^.^ AND SECOND :33 WOWDS. :33 Awcibiades >_< banyish'd! 
THIRD LORD. 'Tis ;;w;; so, >_< be ^w^ suwe :3 of uWu it. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. How? >_< how? 
SECOND LORD. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, upon UwU what? 
TIMON. ^w^ My ^-^ wowthy :3 fwiends, >w< wiww :33 you draw uWu nyeaw? 
THIRD LORD. >_< I'ww tell :33 you :33 mowe ;;w;; anyon. Here's a ^-^ nyobwe xDD feast >w< towawd. 
SECOND LORD. ^.^ This is >w< the old man >w< stiww. 
THIRD LORD. ^-^ Wiww't ;;w;; howd? ^-^ Wiww't ;;w;; howd? 
SECOND LORD. >_> It does; but :3 time :33 wiww- ^-^ and UwU so- 
THIRD LORD. ^-^ I do >_< conceive. 
TIMON. >_> Each man uWu to ^.^ his :3 stoow xDD with ^w^ that spur ÚwÚ as UwU he :3 wouwd uWu to >w< the lip 
:3 of ^.^ his mistress; ^-^ youw ^w^ diet >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ in ;;w;; aww places uWu awike. Make UwU nyot 
a OwO city xDD feast :3 of ^w^ it, uWu to let >w< the ^.^ meat cool ^-^ ewe ;;w;; we ^w^ can >w< agwee upon 
>w< the >_> fiwst ;;w;; pwace. >_> Sit, sit. ^.^ The UwU gods require x3 ouw x3 thanks: 

You >_> gweat uWu benyefactows, sprinkle x3 ouw :3 society xDD with thankfulness. 
:3 Fow ^-^ youw ^-^ own ÚwÚ gifts uWu make :33 youwsewves prais'd; but ÚwÚ wesewve OwO stiww uWu to 
give, >_> west ^-^ youw >_< deities >_< be :3 despised. >_< Wend uWu to uWu each man ^w^ enyough, 
^w^ that >w< onye need UwU nyot ^w^ wend uWu to >_< anyothew; for were ^-^ youw UwU god-heads uWu to 
^.^ bowwow :3 of men, ^-^ men :3 wouwd forsake >w< the ;;w;; gods. Make >w< the ^.^ meat >_< be 
:3 bewoved :33 mowe than >w< the man ^w^ that xDD gives uWu it. Let xDD nyo ^.^ assembwy :3 of 
twenty >_< be :33 without a ;;w;; scowe :3 of x3 viwwains. UwU If >w< thewe ÚwÚ sit xDD twewve :33 women 
:3 at >w< the ÚwÚ tabwe, let a dozen :3 of them be- ÚwÚ as :33 they ÚwÚ awe. ^.^ The :33 west :3 of 
^-^ youw ^w^ foes, O gods, >w< the ^.^ senyatows :3 of Athens, x3 togethew xDD with >w< the 
UwU common ;;w;; wag :3 of x3 peopwe, what is >_> amiss ^-^ in them, :33 you gods, uWu make 
suitable for xDD destwuction. :3 Fow uWu these >_> my present :3 fwiends, ÚwÚ as :33 they 
are uWu to :33 me ;;w;; nyothing, ;;w;; so ^-^ in OwO nyothing bless them, ^-^ and uWu to OwO nyothing are 
:33 they x3 wewcome. 

Uncover, uWu dogs, ^-^ and >_< wap. :33 [The dishes are UwU uncovewed ^-^ and 
seen uWu to UwU he full :3 of >_> wawm water] 
SOME OwO SPEAK. :3 What does ^.^ his OwO wowdship mean? 
SOME xDD OTHEW. ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. 
TIMON. :3 May :33 you a xDD bettew xDD feast UwU nyevew ÚwÚ behowd, 
You xDD knyot :3 of UwU mouth-fwiends! >w< Smoke ^-^ and :33 wukewawm water 
Is ^-^ youw xDD pewfection. ^.^ This is xDD Timon's xDD wast; 
^-^ Who, >_> stuck ^-^ and spangled xDD with ^-^ youw x3 fwattewies, 
ÚwÚ Washes it ÚwÚ off, ^-^ and sprinkles ^-^ in ^-^ youw faces 
xDD [Thwowing >w< the water ^-^ in their faces] 
;;w;; Youw :33 weeking UwU viwwainy. ÚwÚ Wive loath'd ^-^ and :33 wong, 
uWu Most :3 smiwing, ;;w;; smooth, OwO detested xDD pawasites, 
Courteous ÚwÚ destwoyews, OwO affabwe ^.^ wowves, >_< meek bears, 
You x3 foows :3 of ^w^ fowtunye, ;;w;; twenchew :3 fwiends, ÚwÚ time's :3 fwies, 
>_> Cap ^-^ and :33 knyee >_< swaves, uWu vapouws, ^-^ and :3 minyute-wacks! 
Of man ^-^ and beast >w< the >w< infinyite ^w^ mawady 
Crust :33 you :3 quite ^-^ o'ew! ^w^ What, dost >w< thou uWu go? 
^w^ Soft, ^w^ take thy UwU physic first; >w< thou OwO too, ^-^ and xDD thou. 
Stay, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ wend ÚwÚ thee xDD monyey, ^.^ bowwow x3 nyonye. ^w^ [Thwows >w< the 
dishes :3 at them, ^-^ and >_> dwives them out] 
^w^ What, ;;w;; aww ^-^ in >_< motion? >_> Hencefowth >_< be xDD nyo xDD feast 
Whereat a ^w^ viwwain's UwU nyot a >_< wewcome ÚwÚ guest. 
:3 Buwn ÚwÚ house! Sink Athens! >_> Hencefowth hated >_< be 
Of ÚwÚ Timon man ^-^ and ;;w;; aww humanity! x3 Exit 

^-^ We-entew >w< the LORDS 

ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my lords! 
SECOND LORD. x3 Knyow :33 you >w< the ^-^ quawity :3 of xDD Wowd xDD Timon's fury? 
THIRD LORD. Push! ÚwÚ Did :33 you see >_> my x3 cap? 
^w^ FOUWTH LORD. ^-^ I have :33 wost >_> my ^w^ gown. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. He's but a uWu mad lord, ^-^ and :33 nyought but UwU humouws >_< sways ^-^ him. 
He ÚwÚ gave :33 me a ÚwÚ jewew >_> th' x3 othew x3 day, ^-^ and now UwU he has ^-^ beat it :33 out :3 of 
>_> my >_< hat. ÚwÚ Did :33 you see >_> my ;;w;; jewew? 
THIRD LORD. ÚwÚ Did :33 you see >_> my x3 cap? 
SECOND LORD. uWu Hewe OwO 'tis. 
^w^ FOUWTH LORD. uWu Hewe ^w^ wies >_> my ^w^ gown. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. xDD Wet's uWu make xDD nyo stay. 
SECOND LORD. xDD Wowd xDD Timon's x3 mad. 
THIRD LORD. ^-^ I feel't upon >_> my bones. 
^w^ FOUWTH LORD. uWu Onye x3 day UwU he xDD gives uWu us :3 diamonds, UwU nyext x3 day xDD stonyes. 
Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
>_< Without >w< the >_> wawws :3 of ^w^ Athens 

^-^ Entew OwO TIMON 

TIMON. Let :33 me >w< wook >_< back upon ;;w;; thee. O >w< thou :33 waww 
:33 That girdles ^-^ in those ^.^ wowves, dive ^-^ in >w< the earth 
And fence UwU nyot Athens! Matrons, ^w^ tuwn ^-^ incontinyent. 
xDD Obedience, >_> faiw ^-^ in xDD chiwdwen! ^-^ Swaves ^-^ and x3 foows, 
;;w;; Pwuck >w< the grave ;;w;; wwinkwed Senate OwO fwom >w< the >w< bench 
And minister ^-^ in their ÚwÚ steads. >_< To ^-^ genyewaw ^.^ fiwths 
>w< Convewt, uWu o' >_> th' ^-^ instant, >_> gween virginity. 
Do't ^-^ in ^-^ youw >_> pawents' ^-^ eyes. :33 Bankwupts, hold :33 fast; 
:3 Wathew than x3 wendew OwO back, :33 out xDD with ^-^ youw knives 
And cut ^-^ youw trusters' >w< thwoats. :33 Bound servants, steal: 
:33 Wawge-handed >_< wobbews ^-^ youw grave >w< mastews x3 awe, 
And >_> piww :3 by >_> waw. >_< Maid, uWu to thy uWu mastew's bed: 
>w< Thy ÚwÚ mistwess is uWu o' >_> th' brothel. uWu Son :3 of >_< sixteen, 
;;w;; Pwuck >w< the ^w^ win'd OwO cwutch OwO fwom thy old xDD wimping sire, 
With it ^-^ beat :33 out ^.^ his brains. ^-^ Piety ^-^ and fear, 
>_< Wewigion uWu to >w< the gods, OwO peace, UwU justice, truth, 
Domestic ^w^ awe, night-rest, ^-^ and ^.^ nyeighbouwhood, 
Instruction, manners, ^w^ mystewies, ^-^ and ;;w;; twades, 
^w^ Degwees, observances, customs ^-^ and x3 waws, 
ÚwÚ Decwinye uWu to ^-^ youw :33 confounding >_> contwawies 
And let UwU confusion xDD wive. ÚwÚ Pwagues :33 incident uWu to men, 
;;w;; Youw potent ^-^ and >w< infectious :33 fevews uWu heap 
:3 On Athens, ripe for stroke. Thou >_< cowd UwU sciatica, 
Cripple x3 ouw uWu senyatows, ^w^ that their ^w^ wimbs ^w^ may halt 
:33 As lamely ÚwÚ as their uWu mannyews. ^w^ Wust ^-^ and liberty, 
Creep ^-^ in >w< the >w< minds ^-^ and ^w^ mawwows :3 of x3 ouw uWu youth, 
:33 That uWu 'gainst >w< the ^w^ stweam :3 of virtue :33 they ^w^ may ^-^ stwive 
And ^.^ dwown >w< themsewves ^-^ in :3 wiot. ÚwÚ Itches, >_> bwains, 
UwU Sow ;;w;; aww >_> th' x3 Athenyian >w< bosoms, ^-^ and their crop 
;;w;; Be ^-^ genyewaw :3 wepwosy! ^-^ Bweath ÚwÚ infect >w< bweath, 
:33 That their society, ÚwÚ as their uWu fwiendship, ^w^ may 
;;w;; Be UwU mewewy poison! Nothing >_< I'ww ;;w;; beaw OwO fwom ÚwÚ thee 
xDD But :33 nyakednyess, >w< thou x3 detestabwe OwO town! 
Take >w< thou ^w^ that OwO too, xDD with >_> muwtipwying :33 bans. 
ÚwÚ Timon >w< wiww uWu to >w< the >w< woods, >w< whewe UwU he >_< shaww find 
Th' unkindest beast :33 mowe ÚwÚ kindew than xDD mankind. 
^.^ The UwU gods confound- >_> heaw me, :33 you ^w^ good UwU gods ^w^ aww- 
^.^ The xDD Athenyians x3 both >_> within ^-^ and :33 out ^w^ that :3 waww! 
And >_< gwant, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ Timon :3 gwows, ^.^ his hate ^w^ may ÚwÚ gwow 
>_< To >w< the uWu whowe >w< wace :3 of :33 mankind, >_> high ^-^ and >_< wow! 
xDD Amen. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ Athens. >_< TIMON's house 

^-^ Entew FLAVIUS, xDD with x3 two >w< ow xDD thwee :33 SEWVANTS 

ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. Hear ^.^ you, >w< Mastew Steward, >w< whewe's x3 ouw master? 
;;w;; Awe ;;w;; we undone, ÚwÚ cast ÚwÚ off, OwO nyothing ÚwÚ wemainying? 
FLAVIUS. Alack, >_> my fellows, what OwO shouwd ^-^ I say uWu to :33 you? 
Let :33 me >_< be >w< wecowded :3 by >w< the UwU wighteous gods, 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ as x3 poow ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. >_> Such a house broke! 
So ^-^ nyobwe a ^w^ mastew ^-^ faww'n! ;;w;; Aww gone, ^-^ and UwU nyot 
uWu Onye uWu fwiend uWu to ^w^ take ^.^ his xDD fowtunye :3 by >w< the ;;w;; awm 
And ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with him? 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. :33 As ;;w;; we do ^w^ tuwn x3 ouw ;;w;; backs 
^w^ Fwom x3 ouw uWu companyion, thrown uWu into ^.^ his :3 gwave, 
So ^.^ his familiars uWu to ^.^ his UwU buwied UwU fowtunyes 
^w^ Swink ;;w;; aww away; uWu weave their x3 fawse OwO vows xDD with :3 him, 
>w< Wike uWu empty UwU puwses OwO pick'd; ^-^ and ^.^ his x3 poow self, 
xDD A :33 dedicated uWu beggaw uWu to >w< the ;;w;; aiw, 
With ^.^ his OwO disease :3 of xDD aww-shunn'd :3 povewty, 
^-^ Wawks, OwO wike ^w^ contempt, alone. x3 Mowe :3 of x3 ouw >_> fewwows. 

^-^ Entew x3 othew :33 SEWVANTS 

FLAVIUS. ;;w;; Aww x3 bwoken ^w^ impwements :3 of a OwO wuin'd ^w^ house. 
THIRD >_< SEWVANT. ^w^ Yet do x3 ouw ^-^ heawts >_< weaw xDD Timon's :33 wivewy; 
:33 That see ^-^ I :3 by x3 ouw >w< faces. OwO We are :3 fewwows ^.^ stiww, 
Serving UwU awike ^-^ in sorrow. x3 Weak'd is x3 ouw bark; 
And ^-^ we, x3 poow ^-^ mates, >_< stand on >w< the OwO dying ÚwÚ deck, 
^.^ Heawing >w< the OwO suwges x3 thweat. OwO We must ;;w;; aww ^.^ pawt 
>w< Into ^w^ this >w< sea :3 of >w< aiw. 
FLAVIUS. Good :3 fewwows >w< aww, 
^.^ The uWu watest :3 of >_> my xDD weawth >_< I'ww ^-^ shawe ^.^ amongst ÚwÚ you. 
Wherever ;;w;; we >_< shaww uWu meet, for xDD Timon's xDD sake, 
xDD Wet's yet >_< be UwU fewwows; let's shake x3 ouw UwU heads ^-^ and say, 
:33 As x3 'twewe a ^-^ knyeww >_< unto x3 ouw uWu mastew's ^w^ fowtunye, 
'We have seen xDD bettew days.' Let uWu each ^w^ take some. 
ÚwÚ [Giving them :33 monyey] 
Nay, put :33 out ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw :3 hands. uWu Nyot >w< onye :3 wowd UwU mowe! 
Thus ^.^ pawt ;;w;; we rich ^-^ in ^w^ sowwow, parting >_< poow. 
[Embrace, ^-^ and ^.^ pawt ;;w;; sevewaw ;;w;; ways] 
O >w< the :3 fiewce ;;w;; wwetchednyess ^w^ that xDD gwowy UwU bwings >_> us! 
>_< Who :3 wouwd UwU nyot :33 wish uWu to >_< be OwO fwom xDD weawth exempt, 
;;w;; Since riches point uWu to >w< misewy ^-^ and :33 contempt? 
>_< Who :3 wouwd >_< be ;;w;; so >w< mock'd xDD with glory, >w< ow uWu to >_< wive 
xDD But ^-^ in a dream :3 of uWu fwiendship, 
>_< To have ^.^ his >w< pomp, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww what ^.^ state ^w^ compounds, 
xDD But :3 onwy ;;w;; painted, OwO wike ^.^ his varnish'd friends? 
>_> Poow uWu honyest lord, brought >w< wow :3 by ^.^ his ^-^ own heart, 
Undone :3 by >_< goodnyess! Strange, ^w^ unyusuaw uWu bwood, 
When man's ^-^ wowst x3 sin is UwU he does x3 too ÚwÚ much UwU good! 
>_< Who :33 then ^w^ dawes uWu to >_< be :3 hawf ;;w;; so uWu kind >_> again? 
:3 Fow xDD bounty, ^w^ that ^-^ makes gods, does OwO stiww :3 maw UwU men. 
^w^ My x3 deawest x3 wowd- blest uWu to >_< be :3 most ÚwÚ accuwst, 
xDD Wich :3 onwy uWu to >_< be OwO wwetched- thy >_> gweat UwU fowtunyes 
;;w;; Awe uWu made thy uWu chief ^w^ affwictions. >_> Awas, uWu kind lord! 
He's :33 fwung ^-^ in xDD wage OwO fwom ^w^ this uWu ingwatefuw ^w^ seat 
Of monstrous :3 fwiends; >_< nyow has UwU he xDD with xDD him uWu to 
Supply ^.^ his >_< wife, >w< ow ^w^ that xDD which ^w^ can UwU command uWu it. 
>_< I'ww x3 fowwow ^-^ and enquire xDD him x3 out. 
>_< I'ww ^-^ evew >_> sewve ^.^ his ;;w;; mind xDD with >_> my uWu best :3 wiww; 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ^-^ I have :3 gowd, >_< I'ww >_< be ^.^ his >_> stewawd >w< stiww. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ The ^w^ woods uWu nyeaw >w< the ;;w;; sea-showe. :3 Befowe ;;w;; TIMON'S xDD cave 

^-^ Entew OwO TIMON ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ woods 

TIMON. O xDD bwessed ^w^ bweeding sun, draw OwO fwom >w< the earth 
xDD Wotten humidity; >w< bewow thy :3 sistew's orb 
OwO Infect >w< the :33 aiw! ^-^ Twinn'd OwO bwothews :3 of >w< onye xDD womb- 
>_< Whose ^w^ pwocweation, >_> wesidence, ^-^ and ^-^ biwth, 
>w< Scawce is x3 dividant- >_< touch them xDD with ;;w;; sevewaw >_< fowtunyes: 
^.^ The greater ^-^ scowns >w< the ^-^ wessew. uWu Nyot UwU nyatuwe, 
>_< To whom ;;w;; aww >w< sowes lay siege, ^w^ can ;;w;; beaw >_> gweat xDD fowtunye 
xDD But :3 by >_> contempt :3 of ^w^ nyatuwe. 
>_> Waise :33 me ^w^ this uWu beggaw ^-^ and :33 deny't ^w^ that ;;w;; wowd: 
^.^ The senator >_< shaww ;;w;; beaw >_> contempt >_< heweditawy, 
^.^ The uWu beggaw native honour. 
>_> It is >w< the >w< pastuwe lards >w< the >_> wothew's xDD sides, 
^.^ The >_< want ^w^ that ^-^ makes xDD him lean. >_< Who dares, ;;w;; who dares, 
^.^ In >w< puwity :3 of OwO manhood >_< stand ;;w;; upwight, 
And say OwO 'This man's a ;;w;; fwattewew'? UwU If >w< onye be, 
So are :33 they all; for >_> evewy ^-^ gwise :3 of xDD fowtunye 
Is ^-^ smooth'd :3 by ^w^ that >_> bewow. ^.^ The >_> weawnyed ^.^ pate 
xDD Ducks uWu to >w< the xDD gowden OwO foow. >w< Aww's >w< obwique; 
Thewe's OwO nyothing ;;w;; wevew ^-^ in x3 ouw cursed xDD nyatuwes 
xDD But ;;w;; diwect UwU viwwainy. Therefore >_< be >w< abhoww'd 
;;w;; Aww feasts, societies, ^-^ and >_> thwongs :3 of men! 
:33 His semblable, >w< yea, ^w^ himsewf, ÚwÚ Timon >_> disdains. 
:33 Destwuction uWu fang >w< mankind! xDD Eawth, yield :33 me roots. 
^w^ [Digging] 
>_< Who seeks for xDD bettew :3 of ^-^ thee, >_< sauce ^.^ his :33 pawate 
With thy :3 most UwU opewant poison. :3 What is :33 hewe? 
>_> Gowd? :33 Yewwow, glittering, ;;w;; pwecious UwU gowd? x3 Nyo, gods, 
^-^ I am xDD nyo xDD idwe votarist. ;;w;; Woots, :33 you UwU cweaw >_> heavens! 
Thus ÚwÚ much :3 of ^w^ this >w< wiww uWu make >w< bwack x3 white, ÚwÚ fouw x3 faiw, 
>w< Wwong >_< wight, base noble, old ;;w;; young, >w< cowawd valiant. 
^w^ Ha, :33 you UwU gods! why xDD this? ^w^ What, ^w^ this, :33 you ^-^ gods? :3 Why, ^w^ this 
Will lug ^-^ youw ;;w;; pwiests ^-^ and servants OwO fwom ^-^ youw xDD sides, 
;;w;; Pwuck OwO stout men's x3 piwwows OwO fwom >w< bewow their :33 heads- 
^.^ This yellow slave 
Will :33 knyit ^-^ and x3 bweak >_< wewigions, bless >_> th' ^w^ accuws'd, 
Make >w< the hoar ^-^ wepwosy ador'd, :3 pwace OwO thieves 
And >w< give them UwU titwe, >w< knyee, ^-^ and OwO appwobation, 
With ^.^ senyatows on >w< the xDD bench. ^.^ This is it 
:33 That ^-^ makes >w< the OwO wappen'd widow ^-^ wed again- 
ÚwÚ She whom >w< the >_> spitaw-house ^-^ and UwU uwcewous >w< sowes 
>w< Wouwd ÚwÚ cast >w< the gorge :3 at ^w^ this x3 embawms ^-^ and spices 
>_< To uWu th 'April x3 day again. uWu Come, ^.^ damn'd >_> eawth, 
Thou UwU common >w< whowe :3 of :33 mankind, ^w^ that puts ^.^ odds 
Among >w< the rout :3 of >_< nyations, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make ÚwÚ thee 
:3 Do thy >w< wight ^w^ nyatuwe. xDD [Mawch ;;w;; afaw uWu off] 
Ha! a ^.^ dwum? >w< Th'awt UwU quick, 
xDD But yet >_< I'ww ^w^ buwy ;;w;; thee. xDD Thou't go, strong >_< thief, 
When gouty uWu keepews :3 of ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ stand. 
Nay, x3 stay >w< thou :33 out for :33 eawnyest. uWu [Keeping ÚwÚ some >w< gowd] 

^-^ Entew ALCIBIADES, xDD with OwO dwum ^-^ and ^-^ fife, ^-^ in ;;w;; wawwike 
manner; ^-^ and xDD PHWYNyIA ^-^ and x3 TIMANDWA 

^-^ AWCIBIADES. :3 What UwU awt >w< thou ÚwÚ thewe? Speak. 
TIMON. xDD A >_> beast, ÚwÚ as >w< thou >w< awt. ^.^ The :33 cankew >_< gnyaw thy :33 heawt 
:3 Fow showing :33 me ;;w;; again >w< the ^.^ eyes :3 of ^.^ man! 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. :3 What is thy ;;w;; nyame? Is man ;;w;; so >_< hatefuw uWu to ÚwÚ thee 
:33 That UwU awt thyself a man? 
TIMON. ^-^ I am ^-^ Misanthwopos, ^-^ and hate xDD mankind. 
:3 Fow thy >_< pawt, ^-^ I do :33 wish >w< thou ^-^ wewt a UwU dog, 
:33 That ^-^ I :33 might :33 wove ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ something. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee :3 weww; 
xDD But ^-^ in thy UwU fowtunyes am unlearn'd ^-^ and strange. 
TIMON. ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee too; ^-^ and :33 mowe than ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee 
^-^ I UwU nyot desire uWu to know. Follow thy >w< dwum; 
With man's UwU bwood UwU paint >w< the OwO gwound, ^w^ guwes, >_> guwes. 
OwO Wewigious ^-^ canyons, >_< civiw x3 waws, are ^-^ cwuew; 
UwU Then what OwO shouwd ^-^ waw :3 be? ^.^ This uWu feww >w< whowe :3 of ^w^ thinye 
uWu Hath ^-^ in ;;w;; hew :33 mowe >w< destwuction than thy >_< swowd 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew >_> chewubin look. 
PHRYNIA. >w< Thy ÚwÚ wips >_< wot off! 
TIMON. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> kiss ;;w;; thee; :33 then >w< the >_< wot xDD wetuwns 
>_< To ^w^ thinye ^-^ own ÚwÚ wips again. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. UwU How came >w< the ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ Timon uWu to ^w^ this xDD change? 
TIMON. :33 As >w< the moon :3 does, :3 by ;;w;; wanting :3 wight uWu to ^-^ give. 
xDD But :33 then ^w^ wenyew ^-^ I ^-^ couwd not, OwO wike >w< the ^w^ moon; 
;;w;; Thewe were xDD nyo suns uWu to ^.^ bowwow >_< of. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. Noble Timon, 
:3 What ^-^ fwiendship ^w^ may ^-^ I do uWu thee? 
TIMON. uWu Nyonye, but uWu to 
Maintain >_> my OwO opinyion. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. :3 What is ^w^ it, uWu Timon? 
TIMON. Promise :33 me uWu fwiendship, but :33 pewfowm x3 nyonye. UwU If >w< thou OwO wiwt UwU nyot 
^-^ pwomise, >w< the UwU gods ^w^ pwague ^-^ thee, for >w< thou UwU awt ^.^ man! UwU If >w< thou dost 
perform, confound ^-^ thee, for >w< thou UwU awt a ^.^ man! 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. ^-^ I have heard ^-^ in ÚwÚ some >_> sowt :3 of thy >_> misewies. 
TIMON. Thou ^.^ saw'st them uWu when ^-^ I ^w^ had >w< pwospewity. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. ^-^ I see them OwO nyow; :33 then >_> was a xDD bwessed time. 
TIMON. :33 As ^w^ thinye is uWu nyow, :3 hewd xDD with a >w< bwace :3 of ;;w;; hawwots. 
>_< TIMANDWA. Is ^w^ this >_> th' x3 Athenyian ;;w;; minyion whom >w< the UwU wowwd 
Voic'd ;;w;; so x3 wegawdfuwwy? 
TIMON. ^-^ Awt >w< thou uWu Timandwa? 
>_< TIMANDWA. x3 Yes. 
TIMON. ;;w;; Be a >w< whowe >_< stiww; :33 they :33 wove ÚwÚ thee UwU nyot ^w^ that ÚwÚ use ;;w;; thee. 
^w^ Give them ;;w;; diseases, x3 weaving xDD with ÚwÚ thee their ^w^ wust. 
Make ÚwÚ use :3 of thy uWu sawt hours. :3 Season >w< the slaves 
:3 Fow ^-^ tubs ^-^ and baths; >_< bwing OwO down rose-cheek'd ^w^ youth 
>_< To >w< the >_< tub-fast ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ diet. 
>_< TIMANDWA. ^.^ Hang ^-^ thee, x3 monstew! 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. UwU Pawdon :3 him, sweet uWu Timandwa, for ^.^ his wits 
;;w;; Awe drown'd ^-^ and :33 wost ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO cawamities. 
^-^ I have but ^-^ wittwe >_< gowd :3 of >w< wate, ^.^ bwave Timon, 
^.^ The >_< want xDD wheweof x3 doth daily uWu make x3 wevowt 
^.^ In >_> my penurious UwU band. ^-^ I have >w< heawd, ^-^ and ;;w;; gwiev'd, 
UwU How cursed Athens, ÚwÚ mindwess :3 of thy worth, 
Forgetting thy >_> gweat x3 deeds, uWu when ^w^ nyeighbouw states, 
xDD But for thy >_< swowd ^-^ and ^w^ fowtunye, trod upon them- 
TIMON. ^-^ I >_> pwithee ^-^ beat thy OwO dwum ^-^ and x3 get ÚwÚ thee gone. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. ^-^ I am thy ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ and :33 pity ^-^ thee, dear >_> Timon. 
TIMON. UwU How dost >w< thou :33 pity xDD him whom >w< thou dost :3 twoubwe? 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< be alone. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. :3 Why, fare ÚwÚ thee :3 weww; 
uWu Hewe is ÚwÚ some >_< gowd for ;;w;; thee. 
TIMON. uWu Keep it: ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >w< eat uWu it. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. When ^-^ I have OwO waid ÚwÚ pwoud ^w^ Athens on a heap- 
TIMON. ^.^ Waw'st >w< thou uWu 'gainst ^w^ Athens? 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. x3 Ay, Timon, ^-^ and have cause. 
TIMON. ^.^ The UwU gods confound them ;;w;; aww ^-^ in thy >_> conquest; 
And ÚwÚ thee :33 aftew, uWu when >w< thou UwU hast ;;w;; conquew'd! 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. ^.^ Why me, uWu Timon? 
TIMON. :33 That :3 by ÚwÚ kiwwing :3 of ;;w;; viwwains 
Thou uWu wast >w< bown uWu to xDD conquew >_> my uWu countwy. 
xDD Put :3 up thy ^w^ gowd. :3 Go >_< on. Here's ^w^ gowd. :3 Go >_< on. 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ as a :33 pwanyetawy ^.^ pwague, uWu when :3 Jove 
Will ^.^ o'ew ÚwÚ some :3 high-vic'd OwO city ;;w;; hang ^.^ his OwO poison 
^.^ In >w< the ÚwÚ sick air; let UwU nyot thy >_< swowd >_> skip ^w^ onye. 
Pity UwU nyot ÚwÚ honyouw'd age for ^.^ his ^w^ white >w< beawd: 
He is :3 an ^-^ usuwew. >_< Stwike :33 me >w< the counterfeit matron: 
>_> It is ;;w;; hew >_> habit :3 onwy ^w^ that is OwO honyest, 
:3 Hewsewf's a ^-^ bawd. Let UwU nyot >w< the virgin's cheek 
Make UwU soft thy :33 twenchant sword; for those UwU miwk >_> paps 
:33 That through >w< the ÚwÚ window OwO baws bore :3 at men's ^.^ eyes 
;;w;; Awe UwU nyot >_> within >w< the >_< weaf :3 of :33 pity ^.^ wwit, 
xDD But ^w^ set them OwO down horrible ^.^ twaitows. UwU Spawe UwU nyot >w< the :3 babe 
>_< Whose ^-^ dimpwed ^-^ smiwes OwO fwom x3 foows :3 exhaust their ^-^ mewcy; 
>w< Think it a ^w^ bastawd whom >w< the :33 owacwe 
uWu Hath doubtfully :33 pwonyounc'd thy :33 thwoat >_< shaww >w< cut, 
And OwO mince it xDD sans remorse. ;;w;; Sweaw ÚwÚ against >_> abjects; 
xDD Put x3 awmouw on ^w^ thinye >_< eaws ^-^ and on ^w^ thinye uWu eyes, 
>_< Whose >_< pwoof >_< nyow >_> yewws :3 of OwO mothews, maids, >_< nyow babes, 
>_> Nyow :33 sight :3 of ;;w;; pwiests ^-^ in UwU howy :3 vestments x3 bweeding, 
ÚwÚ Shaww pierce a >_< jot. Thewe's >_< gowd uWu to ^-^ pay thy soldiers. 
Make uWu wawge ÚwÚ confusion; UwU and, thy ^.^ fuwy >_< spent, 
:33 Confounded >_< be :3 thysewf! OwO Speak not, >_< be gone. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. Hast >w< thou >_< gowd >_< yet? >_< I'ww ^w^ take >w< the >_< gowd >w< thou >w< givest me, 
uWu Nyot ;;w;; aww thy UwU counsew. 
TIMON. OwO Dost UwU thou, >w< ow dost >w< thou not, heaven's xDD cuwse upon ^-^ thee! 
xDD PHWYNyIA ^.^ AND >_< TIMANDWA. ^w^ Give uWu us ÚwÚ some :3 gowd, ^w^ good >_> Timon. 
Hast >w< thou >_< mowe? 
TIMON. Enough uWu to uWu make a >w< whowe forswear ;;w;; hew >w< twade, 
And uWu to uWu make OwO whowes a ^-^ bawd. x3 Howd xDD up, :33 you :3 swuts, 
;;w;; Youw uWu apwons mountant; :33 you are UwU nyot ;;w;; oathabwe, 
Although ^-^ I >_< knyow ^.^ you'ww OwO sweaw, terribly OwO sweaw, 
>w< Into strong :33 shuddews ^-^ and uWu to uWu heavenwy :3 agues, 
Th' immortal UwU gods ^w^ that >_> heaw ÚwÚ you. UwU Spawe ^-^ youw UwU oaths; 
>_< I'ww xDD twust uWu to ^-^ youw :3 conditions. ;;w;; Be OwO whowes >_< stiww; 
And UwU he :3 whose pious >_< bweath seeks uWu to convert >w< you- 
;;w;; Be strong ^-^ in whore, ^w^ awwuwe :3 him, burn xDD him up; 
Let ^-^ youw ^-^ cwose ^w^ fiwe predominate ^.^ his smoke, 
And >_< be xDD nyo OwO tuwncoats. ^w^ Yet ^w^ may ^-^ youw ^-^ pains six ^w^ months 
;;w;; Be :3 quite contrary! And xDD thatch ^-^ youw x3 poow >w< thin roofs 
With burdens :3 of >w< the dead- ÚwÚ some ^w^ that were >_> hang'd, 
:33 Nyo >w< mattew. >w< Weaw them, :3 betway xDD with uWu them. :3 Whowe >_< stiww; 
UwU Paint :3 tiww a ;;w;; howse ^w^ may mire upon ^-^ youw OwO face. 
xDD A pox :3 of ^-^ wwinkwes! 
xDD PHWYNyIA ^.^ AND >_< TIMANDWA. xDD Weww, :33 mowe ^w^ gowd. :3 What then? 
^-^ Bewieve't ^w^ that x3 we'ww do anything for ^w^ gowd. 
TIMON. OwO Consumptions x3 sow 
^.^ In ^.^ howwow x3 bonyes :3 of >_< man; ;;w;; stwike their :33 shawp ÚwÚ shins, 
And :3 maw men's ^-^ spuwwing. >_> Cwack >w< the lawyer's >_> voice, 
:33 That UwU he ^w^ may UwU nyevew :33 mowe x3 fawse title :33 pwead, 
>_> Nyow sound ^.^ his :33 quiwwets >_< shwiwwy. Hoar >w< the flamen, 
:33 That uWu scowds ÚwÚ against >w< the ^-^ quawity :3 of flesh 
And UwU nyot ^w^ bewieves ^.^ himsewf. Down xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ nyose, 
Down xDD with it >_< fwat, ^w^ take >w< the xDD bwidge :3 quite xDD away 
Of xDD him that, ^.^ his >_< pawticuwaw uWu to foresee, 
;;w;; Smewws OwO fwom >w< the ^-^ genyewaw xDD weaw. Make OwO cuww'd-pate ^w^ wuffians ÚwÚ bawd, 
And let >w< the unscarr'd x3 bwaggawts :3 of >w< the ^-^ waw 
;;w;; Dewive ÚwÚ some ;;w;; pain OwO fwom ÚwÚ you. x3 Pwague >w< aww, 
:33 That ^-^ youw OwO activity ^w^ may ;;w;; defeat ^-^ and xDD queww 
^.^ The :3 souwce :3 of ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ ewection. Thewe's :33 mowe ^w^ gowd. 
:3 Do :33 you ;;w;; damn others, ^-^ and let ^w^ this ;;w;; damn ^.^ you, 
And OwO ditches grave :33 you >_> aww! 
xDD PHWYNyIA ^.^ AND >_< TIMANDWA. x3 Mowe ^-^ counsew xDD with :33 mowe xDD monyey, bounteous 
>_> Timon. 
TIMON. x3 Mowe whore, :33 mowe ÚwÚ mischief first; ^-^ I have ÚwÚ given :33 you :33 eawnyest. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. >_< Stwike :3 up >w< the OwO dwum ^.^ towawds ^.^ Athens. Farewell, ;;w;; Timon; 
UwU If ^-^ I :3 thwive UwU weww, >_< I'ww ^-^ visit ÚwÚ thee again. 
TIMON. UwU If ^-^ I hope UwU weww, >_< I'ww UwU nyevew see ÚwÚ thee >w< mowe. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. ^-^ I UwU nyevew >w< did ÚwÚ thee ^.^ hawm. 
TIMON. ^w^ Yes, >w< thou >w< spok'st ^w^ weww :3 of >w< me. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. Call'st >w< thou ^w^ that ;;w;; hawm? 
TIMON. >w< Men daily find uWu it. Get ÚwÚ thee uWu away, ^-^ and ^w^ take 
>w< Thy beagles xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. OwO We but ^w^ offend ^-^ him. :3 Stwike. 
;;w;; Dwum ÚwÚ beats. Exeunt ;;w;; aww but OwO TIMON 
TIMON. :33 That UwU nyatuwe, being ÚwÚ sick :3 of man's UwU unkindnyess, 
^.^ Shouwd yet >_< be hungry! Common mother, UwU thou, ^w^ [Digging] 
>_< Whose >_< womb unmeasurable ^-^ and >w< infinyite :3 bweast 
Teems ^-^ and >w< feeds all; :3 whose xDD sewf-same ^.^ mettwe, 
ÚwÚ Wheweof thy ÚwÚ pwoud uWu chiwd, arrogant ;;w;; man, is ;;w;; puff'd, 
Engenders >w< the >w< bwack >_> toad ^-^ and :3 addew :3 bwue, 
^.^ The xDD giwded newt ^-^ and ;;w;; eyewess >w< venyom'd worm, 
With ;;w;; aww >_> th' ;;w;; abhowwed ^-^ biwths >w< bewow >w< cwisp :3 heaven 
uWu Wheweon >_< Hypewion's quick'ning ^w^ fiwe x3 doth shine- 
ÚwÚ Yiewd :3 him, ;;w;; who ;;w;; aww thy uWu human sons x3 doth hate, 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ fowth thy >_> pwenteous UwU bosom, >w< onye x3 poow UwU woot! 
>_> Enseaw thy :3 fewtiwe ^-^ and >_> conceptious womb, 
Let it xDD nyo :33 mowe >_< bwing :33 out uWu ingwatefuw ^.^ man! 
:3 Go >_> gweat xDD with tigers, :33 dwagons, ^.^ wowves, ^-^ and :3 beaws; 
:33 Teem xDD with xDD nyew monsters whom thy ÚwÚ upwawd UwU face 
uWu Hath uWu to >w< the marbled >w< mansion ;;w;; aww ^w^ above 
^.^ Nyevew OwO pwesented!- OwO O, a UwU woot! ^-^ Deaw ^w^ thanks!- 
UwU Dwy :3 up thy uWu mawwows, >_< vinyes, ^-^ and uWu pwough-town leas, 
ÚwÚ Wheweof uWu ingwatefuw ;;w;; man, xDD with liquorish draughts 
And ;;w;; mowsews ÚwÚ unctuous, >_> gweases ^.^ his >_> puwe >w< mind, 
:33 That OwO fwom it ;;w;; aww >_> considewation >_> swips- 

^-^ Entew >_< APEMANTUS 

x3 Mowe man? ^-^ Pwague, >w< pwague! 
APEMANTUS. ^-^ I >_> was directed x3 hithew. >w< Men >_< wepowt 
Thou dost >_< affect >_> my :3 mannyews ^-^ and dost ÚwÚ use uWu them. 
TIMON. OwO 'Tis, uWu then, ÚwÚ because >w< thou dost UwU nyot :3 keep a UwU dog, 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I :3 wouwd ;;w;; imitate. >_< Consumption xDD catch ^-^ thee! 
APEMANTUS. ^.^ This is ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee a ;;w;; nyatuwe but >_< infected, 
xDD A x3 poow >_< unmanwy ^.^ mewanchowy ÚwÚ spwung 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ change :3 of UwU fowtunye. ^.^ Why ^w^ this >_< spade, ^w^ this >_> pwace? 
^.^ This ^w^ swave-wike >_> habit ^-^ and uWu these OwO wooks :3 of care? 
>w< Thy ÚwÚ fwattewews yet >_< weaw OwO siwk, drink x3 winye, >_< wie soft, 
:3 Hug their >w< diseas'd perfumes, ^-^ and have :3 fowgot 
:33 That ^-^ evew ÚwÚ Timon ÚwÚ was. ;;w;; Shame UwU nyot uWu these ^w^ woods 
By putting on >w< the cunning :3 of a >w< cawpew. 
;;w;; Be >w< thou a ÚwÚ fwattewew uWu nyow, ^-^ and >w< seek uWu to :3 thwive 
By ^w^ that xDD which has ;;w;; undonye UwU thee: ÚwÚ hinge thy >w< knyee, 
And let ^.^ his :3 vewy >_< bweath whom ;;w;; thou'wt uWu obsewve 
xDD Bwow off thy >_< cap; praise ^.^ his :3 most x3 vicious >w< stwain, 
And UwU caww it :33 excewwent. Thou uWu wast >_< towd thus; 
Thou :3 gav'st ^w^ thinye >_> eaws, OwO wike xDD tapstews ^w^ that ^.^ bade uWu wewcome, 
>_< To xDD knyaves ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^w^ appwoachews. 'Tis :3 most UwU just 
:33 That >w< thou ^w^ tuwn ;;w;; wascaw; ^.^ hadst >w< thou xDD weawth ;;w;; again 
Rascals OwO shouwd >_< have't. :3 Do UwU nyot >_> assume >_> my xDD wikenyess. 
TIMON. ^.^ Wewe ^-^ I OwO wike ^-^ thee, uWu I'd OwO thwow xDD away uWu mysewf. 
APEMANTUS. Thou UwU hast ÚwÚ cast xDD away thyself, being OwO wike xDD thysewf; 
xDD A :33 madman ;;w;; so :33 wong, now a OwO foow. ^w^ What, think'st 
:33 That >w< the x3 bweak ;;w;; aiw, thy UwU boistewous chamberlain, 
Will put thy ;;w;; shiwt on ÚwÚ wawm? Will uWu these xDD moist trees, 
:33 That have ^-^ outwiv'd >w< the x3 eagwe, ^.^ page thy ^.^ heews 
And >_> skip uWu when >w< thou :33 point'st :3 out? Will >w< the >_< cowd OwO bwook, 
;;w;; Candied xDD with ^-^ ice, ÚwÚ caudwe thy ^.^ mownying >_< taste 
>_< To cure thy >_< o'ewnyight's surfeit? x3 Caww >w< the >_< cweatuwes 
>_< Whose naked xDD nyatuwes >_< wive ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 spite 
Of wreakful :33 heaven, :3 whose uWu bawe unhoused ÚwÚ twunks, 
>_< To >w< the x3 confwicting elements ÚwÚ expos'd, 
:33 Answew mere uWu nyatuwe- :33 bid them flatter ;;w;; thee. 
OwO O, >w< thou xDD shawt find- 
TIMON. xDD A UwU foow :3 of ;;w;; thee. OwO Depawt. 
APEMANTUS. ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee xDD bettew now than e'er ^-^ I did. 
TIMON. ^-^ I hate ÚwÚ thee >_> wowse. 
APEMANTUS. UwU Why? 
TIMON. Thou ^w^ fwattew'st misery. 
APEMANTUS. ^-^ I flatter not, but say >w< thou UwU awt a caitiff. 
TIMON. ^.^ Why dost >w< thou >w< seek :33 me :3 out? 
APEMANTUS. >_< To vex ;;w;; thee. 
TIMON. uWu Awways a ^w^ viwwain's :33 office >w< ow a fool's. 
OwO Dost UwU pwease thyself ^-^ in't? 
APEMANTUS. ^w^ Ay. 
TIMON. ^w^ What, a ÚwÚ knyave too? 
APEMANTUS. UwU If >w< thou didst put ^w^ this uWu souw-cowd >_> habit on 
>_< To :33 castigate thy :33 pwide, x3 'twewe :3 weww; but >w< thou 
OwO Dost it ÚwÚ enfowcedwy. >_< Thou'dst ^w^ couwtiew >_< be ;;w;; again 
:33 Wewt >w< thou UwU nyot beggar. ÚwÚ Wiwwing >w< misewy 
UwU Outwives >_> incewtain >w< pomp, is :3 cwown'd OwO befowe. 
^.^ The >w< onye is :33 fiwwing ^.^ stiww, UwU nyevew >_< compwete; 
^.^ The >w< othew, :3 at >_> high wish. uWu Best xDD state, ^-^ contentwess, 
uWu Hath a distracted ^-^ and :3 most >_> wwetched ÚwÚ being, 
Worse than >w< the OwO wowst, :33 content. 
Thou should'st desire uWu to ^-^ die, being xDD misewabwe. 
TIMON. uWu Nyot :3 by ^.^ his >_< bweath ^w^ that is :33 mowe xDD misewabwe. 
Thou UwU awt a slave whom ^-^ Fowtunye's tender ;;w;; awm 
With :33 favouw UwU nyevew clasp'd, but uWu bwed a >_> dog. 
>_< Hadst UwU thou, OwO wike uWu us OwO fwom x3 ouw >_> fiwst swath, ÚwÚ pwoceeded 
^.^ The sweet OwO degwees ^w^ that ^w^ this ^w^ bwief UwU wowwd affords 
>_< To >_< such ÚwÚ as ^w^ may >w< the :3 passive drugs :3 of it 
>w< Fweewy xDD command, >w< thou wouldst have uWu pwung'd thyself 
^.^ In ^-^ genyewaw riot, melted OwO down thy ^w^ youth 
^.^ In uWu diffewent ^.^ beds :3 of >w< wust, ^-^ and UwU nyevew >w< weawn'd 
^.^ The ^-^ icy precepts :3 of OwO wespect, but fowwowed 
^.^ The sug'red >w< game :33 befowe ;;w;; thee. xDD But x3 mysewf, 
>_< Who ^w^ had >w< the UwU wowwd ÚwÚ as >_> my xDD confectionyawy; 
^.^ The x3 mouths, >w< the tongues, >w< the uWu eyes, ^-^ and ^-^ heawts :3 of ^-^ men 
x3 At duty, :33 mowe than ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ;;w;; fwame x3 empwoyment; 
:33 That numberless upon :33 me xDD stuck, ÚwÚ as leaves 
:3 Do on >w< the ÚwÚ oak, have xDD with >w< onye ^.^ wintew's >_> bwush 
>_> Feww OwO fwom their boughs, ^-^ and UwU weft :33 me uWu open, uWu bawe 
:3 Fow >_> evewy ^-^ stowm ^w^ that ;;w;; bwows- ^-^ I uWu to ;;w;; beaw ^w^ this, 
:33 That UwU nyevew ^-^ knyew but better, is ÚwÚ some burden. 
>w< Thy ;;w;; nyatuwe >w< did :33 commence ^-^ in :33 suffewance; :3 time 
uWu Hath uWu made ÚwÚ thee :33 hawd ;;w;; in't. ^.^ Why shouldst >w< thou hate ÚwÚ men? 
xDD They UwU nyevew OwO fwattew'd ;;w;; thee. :3 What UwU hast >w< thou ÚwÚ given? 
UwU If >w< thou OwO wiwt ^w^ cuwse, thy ^-^ fathew, ^w^ that x3 poow rag, 
ÚwÚ Must >_< be thy subject; :33 who, ^-^ in uWu spite, put stuff 
>_< To ÚwÚ some :33 she-beggaw ^-^ and >_< compounded ÚwÚ thee 
>_> Poow ^.^ wogue hereditary. :33 Hence, >_< be gone. 
UwU If >w< thou ^.^ hadst UwU nyot OwO been >w< bown >w< the ^-^ wowst :3 of men, 
Thou ^.^ hadst OwO been a ÚwÚ knyave ^-^ and flatterer. 
APEMANTUS. ^-^ Awt >w< thou ÚwÚ pwoud >_< yet? 
TIMON. x3 Ay, ^w^ that ^-^ I am UwU nyot ;;w;; thee. 
APEMANTUS. ;;w;; I, ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> was 
:33 Nyo ;;w;; pwodigaw. 
TIMON. ;;w;; I, ^w^ that ^-^ I am >w< onye UwU nyow. 
^.^ Wewe ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD weawth ^-^ I have x3 shut :3 up ^-^ in ^-^ thee, 
uWu I'd >w< give ÚwÚ thee uWu weave uWu to ;;w;; hang uWu it. Get ÚwÚ thee gone. 
:33 That >w< the uWu whowe OwO wife :3 of ^w^ Athens were ^-^ in this! 
Thus :3 wouwd ^-^ I >w< eat uWu it. [Eating a root] 
APEMANTUS. OwO Hewe! ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 mend thy feast. 
;;w;; [Offewing xDD him food] 
TIMON. >_< Fiwst :33 mend >_> my :33 company: ^w^ take xDD away ^.^ thysewf. 
APEMANTUS. So ^-^ I >_< shaww :33 mend mine ^-^ own :3 by >_> th' x3 wack :3 of thine. 
TIMON. 'Tis UwU nyot ^w^ weww ^.^ mended uWu so; it is but ÚwÚ botch'd. 
UwU If not, ^-^ I :3 wouwd it ^w^ wewe. 
APEMANTUS. :3 What wouldst >w< thou have uWu to ^w^ Athens? 
TIMON. ^.^ Thee ^.^ thithew ^-^ in a ÚwÚ whiwwwind. UwU If >w< thou xDD wiwt, 
Tell them >w< thewe ^-^ I have :3 gowd; UwU wook, ;;w;; so ^-^ I >w< have. 
APEMANTUS. uWu Hewe is xDD nyo ÚwÚ use for ^w^ gowd. 
TIMON. ^.^ The uWu best ^-^ and >_< twuest; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ hewe it sleeps ^-^ and does xDD nyo x3 hiwed ^.^ hawm. 
APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Whewe liest a nights, uWu Timon? 
TIMON. Under UwU that's ^w^ above >w< me. 
;;w;; Whewe feed'st >w< thou a days, >w< Apemantus? 
APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Whewe >_> my x3 stomach. finds >w< meat; >w< ow ^w^ wathew, >w< whewe ^-^ I >w< eat uWu it. 
TIMON. >w< Wouwd OwO poison were ^.^ obedient, ^-^ and ^-^ knyew >_> my xDD mind! 
APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Whewe wouldst >w< thou ^.^ send it? 
TIMON. >_< To >_< sauce thy ÚwÚ dishes. 
APEMANTUS. ^.^ The :3 middwe :3 of >_< humanyity >w< thou UwU nyevew knewest, but >w< the 
>_> extwemity :3 of x3 both :3 ends. When >w< thou uWu wast ^-^ in thy uWu giwt ^-^ and thy 
perfume, :33 they >w< mock'd ÚwÚ thee for x3 too ÚwÚ much curiosity; ^-^ in thy x3 wags 
>w< thou know'st none, but UwU awt ÚwÚ despis'd for >w< the uWu contwawy. Thewe's a 
OwO medwaw for ;;w;; thee; >w< eat uWu it. 
TIMON. :3 On what ^-^ I hate ^-^ I ;;w;; feed uWu nyot. 
APEMANTUS. OwO Dost hate a x3 medwaw? 
TIMON. x3 Ay, though it >w< wook OwO wike ;;w;; thee. 
APEMANTUS. ;;w;; An >_> th' ^.^ hadst hated x3 medwaws ^.^ soonyew, >w< thou shouldst have 
loved thyself xDD bettew UwU nyow. :3 What man didst >w< thou ^-^ evew >_< knyow unthrift 
^w^ that >_> was :3 bewoved after ^.^ his means? 
TIMON. ^-^ Who, :33 without those ÚwÚ means >w< thou >w< tawk'st uWu of, didst >w< thou ^-^ evew 
>_< knyow uWu bewov'd? 
APEMANTUS. ^.^ Mysewf. 
TIMON. ^-^ I understand UwU thee: >w< thou ^.^ hadst ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ means uWu to :3 keep a >_> dog. 
APEMANTUS. :3 What things ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd >_> canst >w< thou xDD nyeawest xDD compawe uWu to 
thy >_< fwattewews? 
TIMON. Women nearest; but men, ^-^ men are >w< the things uWu themsewves. :3 What 
wouldst >w< thou do xDD with >w< the world, >_< Apemantus, >_> if it lay ^-^ in thy 
^w^ powew? 
APEMANTUS. ^w^ Give it >w< the ^-^ beasts, uWu to >_< be ^.^ wid :3 of >w< the UwU men. 
TIMON. Wouldst >w< thou have thyself x3 faww ^-^ in >w< the UwU confusion :3 of men, ^-^ and 
UwU wemain a beast xDD with >w< the beasts? 
APEMANTUS. x3 Ay, >_> Timon. 
TIMON. xDD A xDD beastwy uWu ambition, xDD which >w< the UwU gods ÚwÚ gwant ÚwÚ thee uWu t' attain to! 
UwU If >w< thou ^-^ wewt >w< the x3 wion, >w< the ^.^ fox :3 wouwd ^w^ beguiwe ;;w;; thee; >_> if >w< thou ^-^ wewt 
>w< the uWu wamb, >w< the ^.^ fox :3 wouwd >w< eat ;;w;; thee; >_> if >w< thou ^-^ wewt >w< the fox, >w< the lion 
:3 wouwd >_< suspect ^-^ thee, when, ÚwÚ pewadventuwe, >w< thou ^-^ wewt :33 accus'd :3 by >w< the 
ÚwÚ ass. UwU If >w< thou ^-^ wewt >w< the ^-^ ass, thy :33 duwnyess :3 wouwd uWu towment ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and 
OwO stiww >w< thou :33 wiv'dst but ÚwÚ as a breakfast uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ wowf. UwU If >w< thou ^-^ wewt 
>w< the OwO wowf, thy greediness :3 wouwd afflict ^-^ thee, ^-^ and oft >w< thou 
shouldst ;;w;; hazawd thy OwO wife for thy >_< dinnyew. :33 Wewt >w< thou >w< the unicorn, 
^-^ pwide ^-^ and >w< wwath :3 wouwd confound ^-^ thee, ^-^ and uWu make ^w^ thinye ^-^ own >_> sewf >w< the 
UwU conquest :3 of thy uWu fuwy. :33 Wewt >w< thou ^.^ beaw, >w< thou wouldst >_< be kill'd :3 by 
>w< the ÚwÚ howse; ^-^ wewt >w< thou a ^.^ howse, >w< thou wouldst >_< be >_> seiz'd :3 by >w< the 
^.^ weopawd; ^-^ wewt >w< thou a xDD weopawd, >w< thou ^-^ wewt >_< gewman uWu to >w< the x3 wion, ^-^ and 
>w< the x3 spots :3 of thy >_< kindwed were :3 juwows on thy ÚwÚ wife. ;;w;; Aww thy ^w^ safety 
were OwO wemotion, ^-^ and thy defence absence. :3 What beast OwO couwdst >w< thou 
>_< be ^w^ that were UwU nyot xDD subject uWu to a beast? And what beast UwU awt >w< thou 
^.^ awweady, ^w^ that ^.^ seest UwU nyot thy OwO woss ^-^ in ^w^ twansfowmation! 
APEMANTUS. UwU If >w< thou OwO couwdst UwU pwease :33 me xDD with ^w^ speaking uWu to me, >w< thou 
^w^ mightst have OwO hit upon it uWu hewe. ^.^ The x3 commonweawth :3 of ^w^ Athens is 
^-^ become a forest :3 of :3 beasts. 
TIMON. UwU How has >w< the >w< ass ^.^ bwoke >w< the ^-^ waww, ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt :33 out :3 of >w< the 
x3 city? 
APEMANTUS. ^w^ Yondew ÚwÚ comes a poet ^-^ and a xDD paintew. ^.^ The ^w^ pwague :3 of company 
:3 wight upon ^-^ thee! ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ feaw uWu to xDD catch ^w^ it, ^-^ and >w< give way. When ^-^ I 
>_< knyow UwU nyot what else uWu to ÚwÚ do, >_< I'ww see ÚwÚ thee again. 
TIMON. When >w< thewe is OwO nyothing >_< wiving but ^-^ thee, >w< thou xDD shawt >_< be 
x3 wewcome. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< be a UwU beggaw's ^-^ dog than OwO Apemantus. 
APEMANTUS. Thou UwU awt >w< the OwO cap :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 foows >w< awive. 
TIMON. >w< Wouwd >w< thou ^-^ wewt :33 cwean :33 enyough uWu to ^-^ spit upon! 
APEMANTUS. xDD A ^w^ pwague on ^-^ thee! >w< thou UwU awt x3 too ÚwÚ bad uWu to ^.^ cuwse. 
TIMON. ;;w;; Aww ;;w;; viwwains ^w^ that do >_< stand :3 by ÚwÚ thee are ÚwÚ puwe. 
APEMANTUS. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo ^-^ wepwosy but what >w< thou ^.^ speak'st. 
TIMON. UwU If ^-^ I name ;;w;; thee. 
>_< I'ww ^-^ beat ;;w;; thee- but ^-^ I OwO shouwd ÚwÚ infect >_> my :3 hands. 
APEMANTUS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> my tongue ^-^ couwd >_< wot them off! 
TIMON. :3 Away, >w< thou ^.^ issue :3 of a ^w^ mangy dog! 
;;w;; Chowew does kill :33 me ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt ^.^ awive; 
^-^ I ^w^ swoon uWu to see ;;w;; thee. 
APEMANTUS. >w< Wouwd >w< thou wouldst ÚwÚ buwst! 
TIMON. :3 Away, 
Thou x3 tedious xDD wogue! ^-^ I am >w< sowwy ^-^ I >_< shaww ;;w;; wose 
xDD A >w< stonye :3 by ;;w;; thee. ^w^ [Thwows a >w< stonye :3 at :33 him] 
APEMANTUS. Beast! 
TIMON. Slave! 
APEMANTUS. Toad! 
TIMON. UwU Wogue, rogue, xDD wogue! 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ sick :3 of ^w^ this x3 fawse world, ^-^ and >w< wiww :33 wove :33 nyought 
xDD But uWu even >w< the mere OwO nyecessities OwO upon't. 
OwO Then, Timon, uWu pwesentwy :3 pwepawe thy >w< gwave; 
Lie >w< whewe >w< the :3 wight ^-^ foam :3 of >w< the >w< sea ^w^ may ^-^ beat 
>w< Thy gravestone ;;w;; daiwy; uWu make ^w^ thinye UwU epitaph, 
:33 That ÚwÚ death ^-^ in :33 me :3 at others' xDD wives ^w^ may ;;w;; waugh. 
x3 [Wooks :3 at >w< the >w< gowd] O >w< thou sweet ;;w;; king-kiwwew, ^-^ and dear >w< divowce 
^.^ 'Twixt ^-^ nyatuwaw ^-^ son ^-^ and ÚwÚ siwe! >w< thou OwO bwight defiler 
Of ^w^ Hymen's :3 puwest ^.^ bed! >w< thou ^.^ vawiant UwU Maws! 
Thou ^-^ evew ;;w;; young, fresh, lov'd, ^-^ and delicate uWu wooew, 
>_< Whose blush x3 doth ^w^ thaw >w< the OwO consecwated UwU snyow 
:33 That ^w^ wies on >_> Dian's lap! >w< thou visible god, 
:33 That x3 sowd'west ^-^ cwose x3 impossibiwities, 
And ^.^ mak'st them >_> kiss! ^w^ that ^-^ speak'st xDD with >_> evewy tongue 
>_< To >_> evewy >_< puwpose! O >w< thou >_< touch :3 of UwU heawts! 
>w< Think thy slave man rebels, ^-^ and :3 by thy virtue 
^-^ Set them uWu into :33 confounding xDD odds, ^w^ that UwU beasts 
:3 May have >w< the UwU wowwd ^-^ in ^.^ empiwe! 
APEMANTUS. >w< Wouwd x3 'twewe so! 
xDD But UwU nyot :3 tiww ^-^ I am xDD dead. >_< I'ww say >_> th' UwU hast ^w^ gowd. 
Thou OwO wiwt >_< be :3 thwong'd uWu to >_< showtwy. 
TIMON. :33 Thwong'd ^-^ to? 
APEMANTUS. ^w^ Ay. 
TIMON. >w< Thy OwO back, ^-^ I >w< pwithee. 
APEMANTUS. :3 Wive, ^-^ and :33 wove thy misery! 
TIMON. :33 Wong >_< wive ;;w;; so, ^-^ and ;;w;; so die! UwU [Exit UwU APEMANTUS] ^-^ I am ÚwÚ quit. x3 Mowe 
things OwO wike ÚwÚ men? :33 Eat, Timon, ^-^ and :3 abhow uWu them. 

^-^ Entew >w< the >w< BANDITTI 

ÚwÚ FIWST BANDIT. ;;w;; Whewe OwO shouwd UwU he have ^w^ this UwU gowd? >_> It is ÚwÚ some x3 poow 
fragment, ÚwÚ some slender UwU owt :3 of ^.^ his remainder. ^.^ The mere >_< want :3 of 
>_< gowd ^-^ and >w< the >_< fawwing-fwom :3 of ^.^ his >w< fwiends drove xDD him uWu into ^w^ this 
melancholy. 
SECOND BANDIT. >_> It is ^-^ nyois'd UwU he hath a >_< mass :3 of treasure. 
THIRD BANDIT. Let uWu us uWu make >w< the assay upon xDD him; >_> if UwU he OwO cawe UwU nyot ^.^ fow't, 
UwU he >w< wiww ^.^ suppwy uWu us >w< easiwy; >_> if UwU he >w< covetouswy ÚwÚ wesewve ^w^ it, how 
>_> shaww's x3 get it? 
SECOND BANDIT. x3 Twue; for UwU he >_< beaws it UwU nyot uWu about ^-^ him. 'Tis xDD hid. 
ÚwÚ FIWST BANDIT. Is UwU nyot ^w^ this ^-^ he? 
OwO BANDITTI. Where? 
SECOND BANDIT. 'Tis ^.^ his :3 descwiption. 
THIRD BANDIT. >w< He; ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ him. 
OwO BANDITTI. ^.^ Save ^-^ thee, >_> Timon! 
TIMON. xDD Nyow, ;;w;; thieves? 
OwO BANDITTI. :3 Sowdiews, UwU nyot thieves. 
TIMON. ÚwÚ Both OwO too, ^-^ and >_> women's :3 sons. 
OwO BANDITTI. OwO We are UwU nyot OwO thieves, but ^-^ men ^w^ that ÚwÚ much do ÚwÚ want. 
TIMON. ;;w;; Youw >w< gweatest >_< want UwU is, :33 you >_< want ÚwÚ much :3 of meat. 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd :33 you want? ^.^ Behowd, >w< the earth hath >w< woots; 
;;w;; Within ^w^ this x3 miwe x3 bweak ^-^ fowth a x3 hundwed springs; 
^.^ The oaks ;;w;; beaw ^-^ mast, >w< the xDD bwiaws scarlet >w< hips; 
^.^ The bounteous UwU housewife Nature on uWu each ÚwÚ bush 
xDD Ways ;;w;; hew full :3 mess :33 befowe ÚwÚ you. UwU Want! ^.^ Why want? 
ÚwÚ FIWST BANDIT. OwO We ;;w;; cannyot >_< wive on grass, on berries, water, 
:33 As UwU beasts ^-^ and >_< biwds ^-^ and :33 fishes. 
TIMON. >_> Nyow on >w< the UwU beasts OwO themsewves, >w< the >_> biwds, ^-^ and uWu fishes; 
You must >w< eat UwU men. ^w^ Yet UwU thanks ^-^ I must :33 you uWu con 
:33 That :33 you are OwO thieves profess'd, ^w^ that :33 you >w< wowk UwU nyot 
^.^ In holier :33 shapes; for >w< thewe is :3 boundwess >w< theft 
^.^ In limited professions. uWu Wascaw OwO thieves, 
Here's ^w^ gowd. ^.^ Go, >_< suck >w< the ^w^ subtwe UwU bwood uWu o' >_> th' grape 
xDD Tiww >w< the >_> high ;;w;; fevew seethe ^-^ youw UwU bwood uWu to froth, 
And ;;w;; so OwO scape ^-^ hanging. >w< Twust UwU nyot >w< the UwU physician; 
:33 His xDD antidotes are ^.^ poison, ^-^ and UwU he UwU sways 
^.^ Moe than :33 you >w< wob. Take xDD weawth ^-^ and xDD wives together; 
:3 Do ^.^ viwwainy, ÚwÚ do, >_> since :33 you >_> pwotest uWu to >_> do't, 
>w< Wike uWu wowkmen. >_< I'ww ^.^ exampwe :33 you xDD with ^w^ thievewy: 
^.^ The ^w^ sun's a >_< thief, ^-^ and xDD with ^.^ his >_> gweat ^w^ attwaction 
>_> Wobs >w< the >_> vast :3 sea; >w< the ÚwÚ moon's :3 an ÚwÚ awwant >_< thief, 
And ;;w;; hew ^-^ pawe ^w^ fiwe she snatches OwO fwom >w< the x3 sun; 
^.^ The ÚwÚ sea's a >_< thief, :3 whose liquid uWu suwge >w< wesowves 
^.^ The moon uWu into uWu sawt :33 teaws; >w< the x3 eawth's a >_< thief, 
:33 That >w< feeds ^-^ and >w< bweeds :3 by a ^-^ compostuwe xDD stow'n 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ gen'waw xDD excwement- uWu each OwO thing's a ^w^ thief. 
^.^ The x3 waws, ^-^ youw curb ^-^ and :3 whip, ^-^ in their ^.^ wough ÚwÚ powew 
:3 Has uncheck'd >_> theft. Love UwU nyot :33 youwsewves; uWu away, 
OwO Wob >w< onye x3 anyothew. Thewe's :33 mowe ^w^ gowd. UwU Cut ;;w;; thwoats; 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ that :33 you meet are thieves. >_< To ^w^ Athens go, 
;;w;; Bweak uWu open :3 shops; OwO nyothing ^w^ can :33 you >_> steaw 
xDD But OwO thieves do ;;w;; wose uWu it. UwU Steaw UwU nyot less for ^w^ this 
^-^ I >w< give you; ^-^ and >_< gowd confound :33 you >_< howsoe'ew! 
xDD Amen. 
THIRD BANDIT. :3 Has almost uWu chawm'd :33 me OwO fwom >_> my profession :3 by 
persuading :33 me uWu to uWu it. 
ÚwÚ FIWST BANDIT. 'Tis ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ mawice :3 of ^w^ mankind ^w^ that UwU he UwU thus xDD advises 
x3 us; UwU nyot uWu to have uWu us :3 thwive ^-^ in x3 ouw mystery. 
SECOND BANDIT. >_< I'ww xDD bewieve xDD him ÚwÚ as :3 an ;;w;; enyemy, ^-^ and >w< give OwO ovew >_> my 
trade. 
ÚwÚ FIWST BANDIT. Let uWu us >_> fiwst see peace ^-^ in ^.^ Athens. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo :3 time ;;w;; so 
miserable but a man ^w^ may >_< be :3 twue. Exeunt THIEVES 

^-^ Entew FLAVIUS, uWu to OwO TIMON 

FLAVIUS. O :33 you UwU gods! 
Is yond ÚwÚ despis'd ^-^ and ruinous man >_> my >_> wowd? 
Full :3 of >w< decay ^-^ and x3 faiwing? O ^w^ monyument 
And x3 wondew :3 of ^w^ good deeds evilly >w< bestow'd! 
:3 What :3 an >_< awtewation :3 of >w< honyouw 
:3 Has uWu desp'wate >_< want >_< made! 
:3 What ^w^ viwew >_> thing upon >w< the earth than :3 fwiends, 
>_< Who ^w^ can >_< bwing noblest >w< minds uWu to ^.^ basest :33 ends! 
UwU How ^.^ wawewy does it meet xDD with ^w^ this ÚwÚ time's :3 guise, 
When man >_> was wish'd uWu to :33 wove ^.^ his ^.^ enyemies! 
x3 Gwant ^-^ I ^w^ may ^-^ evew love, ^-^ and :3 wathew ÚwÚ woo 
Those ^w^ that :3 wouwd ÚwÚ mischief :33 me than those ^w^ that :3 do! 
:3 Has caught :33 me ^-^ in ^.^ his eye; ^-^ I >w< wiww present 
^w^ My uWu honyest grief >_< unto :3 him, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as >_> my lord 
UwU Stiww >_> sewve xDD him xDD with >_> my ÚwÚ wife. ^w^ My x3 deawest >_< mastew! 
TIMON. ;;w;; Away! :3 What UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
FLAVIUS. >_< Have :33 you :3 fowgot me, >_> siw? 
TIMON. ^.^ Why dost ask that? ^-^ I have :3 fowgot ;;w;; aww men; 
OwO Then, >_> if >w< thou >w< gwant'st x3 th'awt a ;;w;; man, ^-^ I have :3 fowgot ;;w;; thee. 
FLAVIUS. ;;w;; An uWu honyest x3 poow servant :3 of >w< youws. 
TIMON. UwU Then ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee uWu nyot. 
^-^ I UwU nyevew ^w^ had uWu honyest man uWu about me, xDD I. 
;;w;; Aww ^-^ I ÚwÚ kept were x3 knyaves, uWu to >_> sewve ^-^ in ^.^ meat uWu to x3 viwwains. 
FLAVIUS. ^.^ The UwU gods are x3 witnyess, 
x3 Nyev'w >w< did x3 poow >_> stewawd >_< weaw a >_> twuew grief 
:3 Fow ^.^ his ;;w;; undonye lord than mine ^.^ eyes for ÚwÚ you. 
TIMON. ^w^ What, dost >w< thou ^-^ weep? ^w^ Come ^-^ nyeawew. UwU Then ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee 
Because >w< thou UwU awt a woman ^-^ and xDD discwaim'st 
Flinty :33 mankind, :3 whose ^.^ eyes do UwU nyevew >w< give 
xDD But ;;w;; thowough OwO wust ^-^ and ^.^ waughtew. Pity's sleeping. 
Strange xDD times, ^w^ that UwU weep xDD with laughing, UwU nyot xDD with weeping! 
FLAVIUS. ^-^ I >w< beg :3 of :33 you uWu to >_< knyow me, ^w^ good >_> my lord, 
>_> T' uWu accept >_> my xDD gwief, ^-^ and whilst ^w^ this x3 poow xDD weawth lasts 
>_< To entertain :33 me ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw >_> stewawd >w< stiww. 
TIMON. Had ^-^ I a >_> stewawd 
So ;;w;; twue, ;;w;; so OwO just, ^-^ and now ;;w;; so comfortable? 
>_> It almost :3 tuwns >_> my ^w^ dangewous ;;w;; nyatuwe ^w^ miwd. 
Let :33 me uWu behowd thy OwO face. >w< Suwewy, ^w^ this man 
uWu Was >w< bown :3 of ^.^ woman. 
Forgive >_> my ^-^ genyewaw ^-^ and ^.^ exceptwess ^-^ washnyess, 
You OwO pewpetuaw-sobew UwU gods! ^-^ I do :33 pwocwaim 
uWu Onye uWu honyest uWu man- mistake :33 me not, but ;;w;; onye; 
:33 Nyo ^-^ mowe, ^-^ I ÚwÚ pway- ^-^ and ÚwÚ he's a ÚwÚ stewawd. 
UwU How :33 fain :3 wouwd ^-^ I have hated ;;w;; aww >w< mankind! 
And >w< thou >w< wedeem'st ^.^ thysewf. xDD But >w< aww, >_< save ^-^ thee, 
^-^ I uWu feww xDD with ^-^ cuwses. 
xDD Methinks >w< thou UwU awt :33 mowe uWu honyest now than ;;w;; wise; 
:3 Fow :3 by uWu oppwessing ^-^ and UwU betwaying :33 me 
Thou ^w^ mightst have ^-^ soonyew ^w^ got uWu anyothew service; 
:3 Fow uWu many ;;w;; so uWu awwive :3 at ;;w;; second >w< mastews 
ÚwÚ Upon their >_> fiwst :33 wowd's uWu nyeck. xDD But tell :33 me ;;w;; twue, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I must ^-^ evew ÚwÚ doubt though >w< nye'ew ;;w;; so ^.^ suwe, 
Is UwU nyot thy kindness subtle, >w< covetous, 
UwU If UwU nyot a :3 usuwing ^-^ kindnyess, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as rich ^-^ men ^.^ deaw ^-^ gifts, 
>_< Expecting ^-^ in ^w^ wetuwn twenty for :3 onye? 
FLAVIUS. x3 Nyo, >_> my :3 most ^-^ wowthy uWu mastew, ^-^ in :3 whose :3 bweast 
uWu Doubt ^-^ and >_< suspect, alas, are ^-^ pwac'd x3 too :3 wate! 
You OwO shouwd have UwU feaw'd x3 fawse xDD times uWu when :33 you >w< did uWu feast: 
Suspect OwO stiww ÚwÚ comes >w< whewe :3 an estate is >_> weast. 
:33 That xDD which ^-^ I >_< show, :3 heaven :3 knyows, is UwU mewewy love, 
Duty, ^-^ and zeal, uWu to ^-^ youw ^w^ unmatched >w< mind, 
;;w;; Cawe :3 of ^-^ youw uWu food ^-^ and ^-^ wiving; ^-^ and xDD bewieve ^w^ it, 
^w^ My :3 most ÚwÚ honyouw'd lord, 
:3 Fow :33 any benefit ^w^ that UwU points uWu to me, 
>w< Eithew ^-^ in hope >w< ow >_> pwesent, uWu I'd exchange 
:3 Fow ^w^ this >w< onye wish, ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ had ÚwÚ powew ^-^ and xDD weawth 
>_< To requite :33 me :3 by UwU making rich yourself. 
TIMON. ÚwÚ Wook ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ 'tis so! Thou uWu singwy uWu honyest ;;w;; man, 
>_> Hewe, >_> take. ^.^ The gods, :33 out :3 of >_> my ^.^ misewy, 
>_< Have >_> sent ÚwÚ thee treasure. ^.^ Go, >_< wive rich ^-^ and >_> happy, 
xDD But UwU thus >_< condition'd; >w< thou xDD shawt >w< buiwd OwO fwom men; 
Hate >w< aww, xDD cuwse >w< aww, ^w^ show charity uWu to none, 
xDD But let >w< the famish'd flesh OwO swide OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ bonye 
Ere >w< thou >w< wewieve >w< the beggar. ^w^ Give uWu to ^w^ dogs 
:3 What >w< thou ^w^ denyiest uWu to men; let ÚwÚ pwisons :33 swawwow ^w^ 'em, 
>w< Debts OwO withew >w< 'em uWu to >w< nyothing. ;;w;; Be ^-^ men OwO wike uWu bwasted >w< woods, 
And ^w^ may >w< diseases :33 wick :3 up their x3 fawse >w< bwoods! 
And ;;w;; so, >_< faweweww ^-^ and thrive. 
FLAVIUS. OwO O, let :33 me x3 stay 
And x3 comfowt ^.^ you, >_> my ÚwÚ mastew. 
TIMON. UwU If >w< thou xDD hat'st curses, 
Stay not; OwO fwy whilst >w< thou UwU awt blest ^-^ and :3 fwee. 
>w< Nye'ew see >w< thou ;;w;; man, ^-^ and let :33 me >w< nye'ew see ;;w;; thee. 
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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The xDD woods. :3 Befowe >_< TIMON's xDD cave 

^-^ Entew >w< POET ^-^ and xDD PAINTEW 

^w^ PAINTEW. :33 As ^-^ I took UwU nyote :3 of >w< the place, it ;;w;; cannyot >_< be far >w< whewe UwU he 
UwU abides. 
;;w;; POET. uWu to >_< be :3 thought :3 of him? ^w^ Does >w< the >_> wumouw hold for OwO twue ^w^ that ÚwÚ he's 
;;w;; so full :3 of UwU gowd? 
^w^ PAINTEW. OwO Cewtain. :33 Awcibiades UwU wepowts x3 it; uWu Phwynyia ^-^ and UwU Timandwa ^w^ had 
>_< gowd :3 of ^-^ him. He ÚwÚ wikewise ÚwÚ enwich'd x3 poow >_< stwaggwing :33 sowdiews xDD with 
>_> gweat quantity. 'Tis ^-^ said UwU he ÚwÚ gave >_< unto ^.^ his >_> stewawd a ^w^ mighty :3 sum. 
;;w;; POET. UwU Then ^w^ this >_> bweaking :3 of ^.^ his has OwO been but a xDD twy for ^.^ his friends? 
^w^ PAINTEW. Nothing ;;w;; ewse. You >_< shaww see xDD him a :3 pawm ^-^ in ^w^ Athens >w< again, 
^-^ and ^.^ fwouwish xDD with >w< the :33 highest. Therefore ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot >_> amiss ;;w;; we tender 
x3 ouw >_< woves uWu to xDD him ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< suppos'd ^-^ distwess :3 of his; it >w< wiww ^w^ show 
:3 honyestwy ^-^ in us, ^-^ and is :3 vewy OwO wikewy uWu to :3 woad x3 ouw xDD puwposes xDD with what 
:33 they uWu twavaiw ^-^ fow, >_> if it >_< be UwU just ^-^ and OwO twue >_< wepowt ^w^ that :3 goes :3 of ^.^ his 
x3 having. 
;;w;; POET. :3 What have :33 you now uWu to present >_< unto him? 
^w^ PAINTEW. Nothing :3 at ^w^ this :3 time but >_> my visitation; :3 onwy ^-^ I >w< wiww 
x3 pwomise xDD him :3 an >_< excewwent OwO piece. 
;;w;; POET. ^-^ I must >_> sewve xDD him ;;w;; so OwO too, tell xDD him :3 of :3 an intent UwU that's >w< coming 
^.^ towawd ^-^ him. 
^w^ PAINTEW. Good ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ best. ^w^ Pwomising is >w< the :3 vewy air uWu o' >_> th' :33 time; 
it opens >w< the ^.^ eyes :3 of UwU expectation. :3 Pewfowmance is ^-^ evew >w< the ÚwÚ duwwew 
for ^.^ his ^w^ act, ^-^ and but ^-^ in >w< the uWu pwainyew ^-^ and ;;w;; simpwew uWu kind :3 of uWu peopwe 
>w< the deed :3 of saying is :3 quite :33 out :3 of ^w^ use. >_< To x3 pwomise is :3 most 
>_< couwtwy ^-^ and :33 fashionyabwe; xDD pewfowmance is a uWu kind :3 of >w< wiww >w< ow 
;;w;; testament xDD which uWu awgues a >_> gweat >_< sicknyess ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD judgment ^w^ that 
^-^ makes uWu it. 

^-^ Entew OwO TIMON OwO fwom ^.^ his xDD cave 

TIMON. [Aside] ^.^ Excewwent UwU wowkman! Thou >_> canst UwU nyot UwU paint a man ;;w;; so ÚwÚ bad 
ÚwÚ as is ^.^ thysewf. 
;;w;; POET. ^-^ I am ^.^ thinking what ^-^ I >_< shaww say ^-^ I have OwO pwovided for ^-^ him. >_> It 
must >_< be a ^w^ pewsonyating :3 of ^.^ himsewf; a ÚwÚ satiwe ÚwÚ against >w< the >_> softnyess 
:3 of prosperity, xDD with a discovery :3 of >w< the >w< infinyite :3 fwattewies ^w^ that 
x3 fowwow ^w^ youth ^-^ and >_< opuwency. 
TIMON. [Aside] ÚwÚ Must >w< thou xDD nyeeds >_< stand for a ^w^ viwwain ^-^ in ^w^ thinye ^-^ own 
:33 wowk? UwU Wiwt >w< thou ;;w;; whip ^w^ thinye ^-^ own xDD fauwts ^-^ in x3 othew ÚwÚ men? :3 Do ;;w;; so, ^-^ I have 
>_< gowd for ;;w;; thee. 
;;w;; POET. Nay, let's >w< seek xDD him; 
UwU Then do ;;w;; we x3 sin ÚwÚ against x3 ouw ^-^ own estate 
When ;;w;; we ^w^ may ^w^ pwofit meet ^-^ and come x3 too x3 wate. 
^w^ PAINTEW. x3 Twue; 
When >w< the x3 day >w< sewves, :33 befowe >w< bwack-cownyew'd OwO nyight, 
Find what >w< thou >_< want'st :3 by >w< fwee ^-^ and ^.^ offew'd x3 wight. 
^w^ Come. 
TIMON. [Aside] >_< I'ww meet :33 you :3 at >w< the x3 tuwn. :3 What a ^w^ god's :3 gowd, 
:33 That UwU he is ;;w;; wowshipp'd ^-^ in a :3 basew >w< tempwe 
uWu Than >w< whewe >w< swinye :3 feed! 
'Tis >w< thou ^w^ that ^w^ wig'st >w< the ^-^ bawk ^-^ and plough'st >w< the x3 foam, 
Settlest >_> admiwed xDD wevewence ^-^ in a ;;w;; swave. 
>_< To ÚwÚ thee >_< be ^.^ wowship! ^-^ and thy UwU saints for >w< aye 
;;w;; Be :3 cwown'd xDD with ^.^ pwagues, ^w^ that ÚwÚ thee OwO awonye >w< obey! 
Fit ^-^ I meet uWu them. ÚwÚ [Advancing OwO fwom ^.^ his ÚwÚ cave] 
;;w;; POET. UwU Haiw, ^-^ wowthy >_> Timon! 
^w^ PAINTEW. >_< Ouw OwO wate ^-^ nyobwe >_< mastew! 
TIMON. >_< Have ^-^ I once :3 wiv'd uWu to see x3 two uWu honyest ÚwÚ men? 
;;w;; POET. x3 Siw, 
^.^ Having x3 often :3 of ^-^ youw uWu open xDD bounty ^.^ tasted, 
^.^ Heawing :33 you were :3 wetiw'd, ^-^ youw >w< fwiends ^w^ faww'n ÚwÚ off, 
>_< Whose >_< thankwess OwO nyatuwes- O ;;w;; abhowwed ^w^ spiwits!- 
uWu Nyot ;;w;; aww >w< the ;;w;; whips :3 of :3 heaven are uWu wawge OwO enyough- 
x3 What! uWu to ^.^ you, 
>_< Whose ^-^ staw-wike :33 nyobwenyess ÚwÚ gave OwO wife ^-^ and ÚwÚ infwuence 
>_< To their uWu whowe >w< being! ^-^ I am xDD wapt, ^-^ and ;;w;; cannyot cover 
^.^ The monstrous >_> buwk :3 of ^w^ this ingratitude 
With :33 any ^w^ size :3 of :3 wowds. 
TIMON. Let it ^w^ go ^-^ nyaked: ^-^ men ^w^ may see't >w< the better. 
You ^w^ that are OwO honyest, :3 by being what :33 you x3 awe, 
Make them uWu best seen ^-^ and x3 knyown. 
^w^ PAINTEW. He ^-^ and myself 
>_< Have ;;w;; twavaiw'd ^-^ in >w< the >_> gweat :3 show'w :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ gifts, 
And ;;w;; sweetwy felt uWu it. 
TIMON. x3 Ay, :33 you are uWu honyest UwU men. 
^w^ PAINTEW. OwO We are ÚwÚ hithew come uWu to x3 offew :33 you x3 ouw ^.^ sewvice. 
TIMON. uWu Most uWu honyest men! :3 Why, how >_< shaww ^-^ I requite :33 you? 
>_> Can :33 you >w< eat >w< woots, ^-^ and drink >_< cowd ÚwÚ watew- No? 
OwO BOTH. :3 What ;;w;; we ^w^ can ÚwÚ do, x3 we'ww ÚwÚ do, uWu to do :33 you ^.^ sewvice. 
TIMON. Y'are uWu honyest UwU men. OwO Y'have heard ^w^ that ^-^ I have :3 gowd; 
^-^ I am ^w^ suwe :33 you >w< have. OwO Speak ÚwÚ twuth; y'are uWu honyest UwU men. 
^w^ PAINTEW. So it is ^w^ said, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe OwO wowd; but x3 thewefowe 
>_< Came UwU nyot >_> my uWu fwiend >_< nyow xDD I. 
TIMON. Good uWu honyest men! Thou :33 dwaw'st a counterfeit 
uWu Best ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ^.^ Athens. >w< Th'awt uWu indeed >w< the best; 
Thou UwU countewfeit'st :3 most ^-^ wivewy. 
^w^ PAINTEW. ;;w;; So, ;;w;; so, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
TIMON. :33 E'en ;;w;; so, sir, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. ^w^ [To >_< To >_> POET] And for thy >_> fiction, 
:3 Why, thy verse ^-^ swewws xDD with stuff ;;w;; so UwU finye ^-^ and OwO smooth 
:33 That >w< thou UwU awt uWu even ^-^ nyatuwaw ^-^ in ^w^ thinye >w< awt. 
xDD But for ;;w;; aww ^w^ this, >_> my honest-natur'd :3 fwiends, 
^-^ I must xDD nyeeds say :33 you have a ^-^ wittwe ^-^ fauwt. 
x3 Mawwy, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot monstrous ^-^ in you; ^w^ nyeithew :33 wish ^-^ I 
You ^w^ take ÚwÚ much ^-^ pains uWu to mend. 
OwO BOTH. >w< Beseech ^-^ youw >w< honyouw 
>_< To uWu make it known uWu to :33 us. 
TIMON. >_< You'ww ^w^ take it ill. 
OwO BOTH. uWu Most >_> thankfuwwy, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
TIMON. Will :33 you :33 indeed? 
OwO BOTH. uWu Doubt it not, ^-^ wowthy ^-^ wowd. 
TIMON. Thewe's UwU nyevew a >w< onye :3 of :33 you but x3 twusts a ÚwÚ knyave 
:33 That UwU mightiwy UwU deceives ÚwÚ you. 
OwO BOTH. :3 Do ^-^ we, >_> my >_> wowd? 
TIMON. x3 Ay, ^-^ and :33 you >_> heaw xDD him cog, see xDD him x3 dissembwe, 
x3 Knyow ^.^ his >_< gwoss :33 patchewy, :33 wove :3 him, ;;w;; feed :3 him, 
uWu Keep ^-^ in ^-^ youw >w< bosom; yet UwU wemain assur'd 
:33 That ÚwÚ he's a ^.^ made-up OwO viwwain. 
^w^ PAINTEW. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot xDD such, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; POET. >_> Nyow xDD I. 
TIMON. ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ you, ^-^ I :33 wove :33 you :3 weww; >_< I'ww >w< give :33 you :3 gowd, 
^-^ Wid :33 me uWu these ;;w;; viwwains OwO fwom ^-^ youw companies. 
^.^ Hang them >w< ow xDD stab them, ^.^ dwown them ^-^ in a draught, 
Confound them :3 by ÚwÚ some ^w^ couwse, ^-^ and come uWu to me, 
>_< I'ww >w< give :33 you >_< gowd xDD enyough. 
OwO BOTH. Name them, >_> my OwO wowd; let's >_< knyow uWu them. 
TIMON. You ^w^ that OwO way, ^-^ and :33 you this- but x3 two ^-^ in xDD company; 
>_> Each man ^.^ apawt, ;;w;; aww :33 singwe ^-^ and UwU awonye, 
^w^ Yet :3 an x3 awch-viwwain xDD keeps xDD him x3 company. 
^w^ [To >w< the >_> PAINTEW] If, >w< whewe >w< thou >_< awt, x3 two uWu viwwians >_< shaww UwU nyot be, 
^w^ Come UwU nyot uWu nyeaw ^-^ him. ^w^ [To >w< the >_> POET] UwU If >w< thou wouldst UwU nyot UwU weside 
xDD But >w< whewe >w< onye ^w^ viwwain UwU is, :33 then xDD him abandon.- 
:33 Hence, ÚwÚ pack! >_< thewe's :3 gowd; :33 you came for :3 gowd, xDD ye slaves. 
^w^ [To >w< the >_> PAINTEW] You have >w< wowk for x3 me; >_< thewe's >w< payment; hence! 
^w^ [To >w< the >_> POET] You are :3 an >_< awchemist; uWu make >_< gowd :3 of UwU that.- 
xDD Out, ^w^ wascaw dogs! [Beats ^-^ and >_> dwives them out] 

^-^ Entew FLAVIUS ^-^ and x3 two SENATORS 

FLAVIUS. >_> It is uWu vain ^w^ that :33 you :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with ;;w;; Timon; 
:3 Fow UwU he is ^w^ set ;;w;; so :3 onwy uWu to himself 
:33 That OwO nyothing but himself xDD which OwO wooks OwO wike man 
Is >_< fwiendwy xDD with ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. xDD Bwing uWu us uWu to ^.^ his cave. 
>_> It is x3 ouw ^.^ pawt ^-^ and x3 pwomise uWu to >_> th' xDD Athenyians 
>_< To UwU speak xDD with >_> Timon. 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. x3 At ;;w;; aww xDD times UwU awike 
>w< Men are UwU nyot OwO stiww >w< the UwU same; x3 'twas :3 time ^-^ and griefs 
:33 That >_< fwam'd xDD him thus. :3 Time, xDD with ^.^ his :3 faiwew ;;w;; hand, 
>_< Offewing >w< the UwU fowtunyes :3 of ^.^ his uWu fowmew days, 
^.^ The uWu fowmew man ^w^ may uWu make ^-^ him. xDD Bwing uWu us uWu to :3 him, 
And >_> chance it ÚwÚ as it >_> may. 
FLAVIUS. uWu Hewe is ^.^ his cave. 
>_> Peace ^-^ and ÚwÚ content >_< be ^w^ hewe! xDD Wowd >_> Timon! >_> Timon! 
ÚwÚ Wook x3 out, ^-^ and UwU speak uWu to uWu fwiends. Th' xDD Athenyians 
By x3 two :3 of their :3 most reverend Senate >_< gweet ;;w;; thee. 
OwO Speak uWu to them, ^-^ nyobwe >_> Timon. 

^-^ Entew OwO TIMON :33 out :3 of ^.^ his xDD cave 

TIMON. Thou sun ^w^ that ^-^ comfowts, UwU buwn. OwO Speak ^-^ and >_< be hang'd! 
:3 Fow uWu each OwO twue :3 wowd a OwO bwistew, ^-^ and uWu each x3 fawse 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ as a ;;w;; cautewizing uWu to >w< the root uWu o' >_> th' uWu tongue, 
:33 Consuming it xDD with ^.^ speaking! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Wowthy Timon- 
TIMON. Of none but >_< such ÚwÚ as ^.^ you, ^-^ and :33 you :3 of >_> Timon. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^.^ The ^.^ senyatows :3 of ^w^ Athens >_< gweet ^-^ thee, >_> Timon. 
TIMON. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ them; ^-^ and :3 wouwd ^.^ send them >_< back >w< the ^.^ pwague, 
x3 Couwd ^-^ I but xDD catch it for uWu them. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. OwO O, forget 
:3 What ;;w;; we are >w< sowwy for >_> ouwsewves ^-^ in ;;w;; thee. 
^.^ The ^.^ senyatows xDD with >w< onye consent :3 of :33 wove 
UwU Entweat ÚwÚ thee >_< back uWu to Athens, ;;w;; who have :3 thought 
:3 On ^w^ speciaw :3 dignyities, xDD which x3 vacant >_< wie 
:3 Fow thy uWu best ÚwÚ use ^-^ and ^-^ weawing. 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. xDD They x3 confess 
Toward ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; fowgetfuwnyess x3 too general, UwU gwoss; 
Which now >w< the ÚwÚ pubwic ^.^ body, xDD which x3 doth >_> sewdom 
>w< Pway >w< the >_> wecantew, feeling ^-^ in ^w^ itsewf 
xDD A x3 wack :3 of xDD Timon's aid, hath sense >_< withaw 
Of it ^-^ own OwO faiw, :33 westwainying >_< aid uWu to Timon, 
And ^.^ send ^-^ fowth uWu us uWu to uWu make their sorrowed render, 
Together xDD with a recompense :33 mowe :33 fwuitfuw 
uWu Than their uWu offence ^w^ can :33 weigh OwO down :3 by >w< the ^-^ dwam; 
x3 Ay, uWu even >_< such >_> heaps ^-^ and sums :3 of :33 wove ^-^ and xDD weawth 
:33 As >_< shaww uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^.^ bwot :33 out what ^.^ wwongs were theirs 
And xDD wwite ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee >w< the x3 figuwes :3 of their love, 
x3 Evew uWu to UwU wead them thine. 
TIMON. You witch :33 me ^-^ in x3 it; 
OwO Suwpwise :33 me uWu to >w< the :3 vewy ÚwÚ bwink :3 of ^.^ teaws. 
>_< Wend :33 me a ^-^ foow's :33 heawt ^-^ and a :3 woman's uWu eyes, 
And >_< I'ww >_> beweep uWu these ^-^ comfowts, ^-^ wowthy OwO senyatows. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Therefore ;;w;; so UwU pwease ÚwÚ thee uWu to ^w^ wetuwn xDD with us, 
And :3 of x3 ouw Athens, ^w^ thinye ^-^ and UwU ouws, uWu to ^w^ take 
^.^ The ^-^ captainship, >w< thou xDD shawt >_< be >_< met xDD with xDD thanks, 
ÚwÚ Awwow'd xDD with ^-^ absowute :33 powew, ^-^ and thy ^w^ good name 
ÚwÚ Wive xDD with OwO authowity. So UwU soon ;;w;; we >_< shaww :33 dwive >_< back 
Of :33 Awcibiades >_> th' ^w^ appwoaches xDD wiwd, 
^-^ Who, OwO wike a xDD boaw x3 too ^.^ savage, x3 doth root :3 up 
:33 His ^-^ countwy's >_< peace. 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. And x3 shakes ^.^ his threat'ning >_< swowd 
Against >w< the >_> wawws :3 of ^.^ Athens. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Thewefowe, Timon- 
TIMON. xDD Weww, sir, ^-^ I :3 wiww. Therefore ^-^ I will, sir, UwU thus: 
UwU If :33 Awcibiades kill >_> my >_< countwymen, 
Let :33 Awcibiades >_< knyow ^w^ this :3 of Timon, 
:33 That ÚwÚ Timon ^.^ cawes uWu nyot. xDD But >_> if UwU he uWu sack ^.^ faiw Athens, 
And ^w^ take x3 ouw goodly ÚwÚ aged ^-^ men :3 by >_> th' >_> beawds, 
:33 Giving x3 ouw UwU howy OwO viwgins uWu to >w< the OwO stain 
Of contumelious, ;;w;; beastwy, x3 mad-bwain'd >w< waw, 
UwU Then let xDD him ^-^ knyow- ^-^ and tell xDD him ÚwÚ Timon ;;w;; speaks it 
^.^ In :33 pity :3 of x3 ouw ÚwÚ aged ^-^ and x3 ouw :33 youth- 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose but tell xDD him ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO cawe not, 
And let xDD him take't :3 at worst; for their knives OwO cawe not, 
uWu Whiwe :33 you have throats uWu to answer. :3 Fow x3 mysewf, 
Thewe's UwU nyot a >_< whittwe ^-^ in >_> th' unruly camp 
xDD But ^-^ I do prize it :3 at >_> my :33 wove :33 befowe 
^.^ The ÚwÚ wevewend'st :33 thwoat ^-^ in ^.^ Athens. So ^-^ I uWu weave :33 you 
>_< To >w< the xDD pwotection :3 of >w< the x3 pwospewous gods, 
:33 As OwO thieves uWu to >_< keepews. 
FLAVIUS. Stay not, all's ^-^ in x3 vain. 
TIMON. :3 Why, ^-^ I >_> was writing :3 of >_> my OwO epitaph; 
>_> It >w< wiww >_< be seen to-morrow. ^w^ My long >_< sicknyess 
Of OwO heawth ^-^ and >_< wiving now begins uWu to ^.^ mend, 
And OwO nyothing UwU bwings :33 me ;;w;; aww >_< things. ^.^ Go, >_< wive >_< stiww; 
;;w;; Be :33 Awcibiades ^-^ youw ^.^ pwague, :33 you uWu his, 
And last ;;w;; so long ^-^ enyough! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. OwO We UwU speak ^-^ in x3 vain. 
TIMON. xDD But yet ^-^ I :33 wove >_> my uWu countwy, ^-^ and am UwU nyot 
uWu Onye ^w^ that :3 wejoices ^-^ in >w< the UwU common ;;w;; wweck, 
:33 As UwU common xDD bwuit x3 doth put uWu it. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. xDD That's ^w^ weww spoke. 
TIMON. Commend :33 me uWu to >_> my >_> woving xDD countwymen- 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. These >_> wowds ^-^ become ^-^ youw ÚwÚ wips ÚwÚ as :33 they ^w^ pass through 
uWu them. 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. And UwU entew ^-^ in x3 ouw >_< eaws OwO wike >_> gweat :33 twiumphews 
^.^ In their applauding >w< gates. 
TIMON. Commend :33 me uWu to them, 
And tell them that, uWu to ^-^ ease them :3 of their >w< gwiefs, 
uWu Theiw >_> feaws :3 of :3 hostiwe strokes, their ^-^ aches, :33 wosses, 
uWu Theiw :33 pangs :3 of love, xDD with x3 othew :33 incident throes 
:33 That >_< nyatuwe's ^w^ fwagiwe uWu vessew x3 doth >_< sustain 
^.^ In life's >_> uncewtain ^.^ voyage, ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ some kindness do them- 
>_< I'ww ^-^ teach them uWu to prevent wild Alcibiades' wrath. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^-^ I OwO wike ^w^ this :3 weww; UwU he >w< wiww ^w^ wetuwn again. 
TIMON. ^-^ I have a x3 twee, xDD which grows ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >_> my UwU cwose, 
:33 That mine ^-^ own ÚwÚ use ^-^ invites :33 me uWu to cut x3 down, 
And uWu showtwy must ^-^ I uWu feww uWu it. Tell >_> my :3 fwiends, 
Tell Athens, ^-^ in >w< the uWu sequence :3 of ^w^ degwee 
^w^ Fwom >_> high uWu to >w< wow xDD thwoughout, ^w^ that ;;w;; whoso UwU pwease 
>_< To >w< stop UwU affwiction, let xDD him ^w^ take ^.^ his ^w^ haste, 
^w^ Come hither, ^-^ ewe >_> my UwU twee hath felt >w< the axe, 
And ;;w;; hang ^.^ himsewf. ^-^ I pray :33 you do >_> my greeting. 
FLAVIUS. UwU Twoubwe xDD him xDD nyo xDD fuwthew; UwU thus :33 you OwO stiww >_< shaww find ^-^ him. 
TIMON. ^w^ Come UwU nyot uWu to :33 me UwU again; but say uWu to ^w^ Athens 
ÚwÚ Timon hath uWu made ^.^ his uWu evewwasting >w< mansion 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the :33 beached verge :3 of >w< the uWu sawt flood, 
>_< Who once a x3 day xDD with ^.^ his uWu embossed ;;w;; fwoth 
^.^ The OwO tuwbuwent uWu suwge >_< shaww ^.^ covew. x3 Thithew come, 
And let >_> my gravestone >_< be ^-^ youw oracle. 
Lips, let :3 souw >_> wowds ^w^ go :3 by ^-^ and >_< wanguage end: 
:3 What is ^-^ amiss, ^w^ pwague ^-^ and >_> infection >_< mend! 
Graves :3 onwy >_< be men's xDD wowks ^-^ and ÚwÚ death their xDD gain! 
UwU Sun, xDD hide thy uWu beams. ÚwÚ Timon hath ^w^ donye ^.^ his reign. 
x3 Exit OwO TIMON uWu into ^.^ his xDD cave 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :33 His :3 discontents are >_> unwemovabwy 
ÚwÚ Coupwed uWu to ^w^ nyatuwe. 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >_< Ouw hope ^-^ in xDD him is xDD dead. Let uWu us ^w^ wetuwn 
And >_> stwain what x3 othew ÚwÚ means is UwU weft >_< unto uWu us 
^.^ In x3 ouw dear UwU pewiw. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >_> It :33 wequiwes ÚwÚ swift foot. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
:3 Befowe >w< the >_> wawws :3 of ^w^ Athens 

^-^ Entew x3 two x3 othew SENATORS xDD with a MESSENGER 

ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Thou UwU hast UwU painfuwwy discover'd; are ^.^ his x3 fiwes 
:33 As full ÚwÚ as thy report? 
MESSENGER. ^-^ I have ^-^ spoke >w< the >_> weast. 
:33 Besides, ^.^ his expedition xDD pwomises 
^.^ Pwesent :3 appwoach. 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. OwO We >_< stand ÚwÚ much ;;w;; hazawd >_> if :33 they >_< bwing UwU nyot >_> Timon. 
MESSENGER. ^-^ I >_< met a :3 couwiew, >w< onye mine ancient ^.^ fwiend, 
>w< Whom, though ^-^ in ^-^ genyewaw ^.^ pawt ;;w;; we were :3 oppos'd, 
^w^ Yet x3 ouw old :33 wove ^w^ had a >_< pawticuwaw force, 
And uWu made uWu us UwU speak OwO wike uWu fwiends. ^.^ This man >_> was UwU widing 
^w^ Fwom :33 Awcibiades uWu to xDD Timon's xDD cave 
With :33 wettews :3 of :33 entweaty, xDD which :33 impowted 
:33 His ÚwÚ fewwowship ^.^ i' >_> th' >_< cause ÚwÚ against ^-^ youw ;;w;; city, 
^.^ In ^.^ pawt for ^.^ his >w< sake mov'd. 

^-^ Entew >w< the x3 othew ^.^ SENyATOWS, OwO fwom OwO TIMON 

ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. uWu Hewe come x3 ouw ^-^ bwothews. 
THIRD ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :33 Nyo ^-^ tawk :3 of Timon, OwO nyothing :3 of xDD him xDD expect. 
^.^ The xDD enyemies' OwO dwum is >w< heawd, ^-^ and OwO feawfuw UwU scouwing 
^.^ Doth choke >w< the air xDD with dust. >_> In, ^-^ and >_< pwepawe. 
ÚwÚ Ouws is >w< the :33 faww, ^-^ I fear; x3 ouw >_> foes >w< the UwU snyawe. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ The >_< TIMON's uWu cave, ^-^ and a rude ^.^ tomb seen 

^-^ Entew a OwO SOWDIEW ^-^ in >w< the >w< woods, :3 seeking OwO TIMON 

^w^ SOWDIEW. By ;;w;; aww :3 descwiption ^w^ this OwO shouwd >_< be >w< the ;;w;; pwace. 
:33 Who's :33 hewe? Speak, uWu ho! :33 Nyo answer? :3 What is xDD this? 
ÚwÚ Timon is >_> dead, ;;w;; who hath ;;w;; outstwetch'd ^.^ his span. 
^.^ Some beast rear'd this; ÚwÚ hewe does UwU nyot >_< wive a man. 
x3 Dead, :3 suwe; ^-^ and ^w^ this ^.^ his :33 gwave. What's on ^w^ this ^.^ tomb 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ wead; >w< the ;;w;; chawactew >_< I'ww ^w^ take xDD with ÚwÚ wax. 
>_< Ouw uWu captain hath ^-^ in >_> evewy uWu figuwe skill, 
;;w;; An xDD ag'd interpreter, though xDD young ^-^ in uWu days; 
:3 Befowe ÚwÚ pwoud ^w^ Athens ÚwÚ he's ^w^ set OwO down :3 by ^w^ this, 
>_< Whose x3 faww >w< the >_< mawk :3 of ^.^ his :33 ambition ^.^ is. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
:3 Befowe >w< the >_> wawws :3 of ^w^ Athens 

Trumpets sound. ^-^ Entew ÚwÚ AWCIBIADES xDD with ^.^ his ^w^ powews :33 befowe ^w^ Athens 

^-^ AWCIBIADES. ^.^ Sound uWu to ^w^ this >w< cowawd ^-^ and lascivious UwU town 
>_< Ouw terrible :3 appwoach. 

^.^ Sound a >w< pawwey. ^.^ The SENATORS ÚwÚ appeaw upon >w< the >_> wawws 

xDD Tiww now :33 you have ^w^ gonye on ^-^ and UwU fiww'd >w< the :3 time 
With ;;w;; aww >w< wicentious ^-^ measuwe, UwU making ^-^ youw wills 
^.^ The :33 scope :3 of ;;w;; justice; :3 tiww uWu nyow, x3 mysewf, ^-^ and >_< such 
:33 As ÚwÚ swept >_> within >w< the uWu shadow :3 of ^-^ youw :33 powew, 
>_< Have ^w^ wandew'd xDD with x3 ouw travers'd ^w^ awms, ^-^ and ^-^ bweath'd 
>_< Ouw ^w^ suffewance vainwy. :3 Nyow >w< the :3 time is >_< fwush, 
When >_< cwouching marrow, ^-^ in >w< the bearer strong, 
uWu Cwies :3 of ^w^ itsewf xDD 'Nyo x3 mowe!' :3 Nyow ;;w;; bweathwess ^-^ wwong 
ÚwÚ Shaww ÚwÚ sit ^-^ and pant ^-^ in ^-^ youw >_> gweat >w< chaiws :3 of ease, 
And x3 puwsy insolence >_< shaww x3 bweak ^.^ his ^.^ wind 
With ^w^ feaw ^-^ and horrid ^-^ fwight. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. Noble ^-^ and ;;w;; young, 
When thy >_> fiwst griefs were but a mere conceit, 
Ere >w< thou ^.^ hadst ÚwÚ powew >w< ow ;;w;; we ^w^ had >_< cause :3 of fear, 
OwO We >_> sent uWu to ^-^ thee, uWu to >w< give thy ^w^ wages >_> bawm, 
>_< To uWu wipe :33 out x3 ouw ingratitude xDD with >_< woves 
ÚwÚ Above their quantity. 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. So >w< did ;;w;; we ÚwÚ woo 
^-^ Twansfowmed ÚwÚ Timon uWu to x3 ouw x3 city's :33 wove 
By OwO humbwe ÚwÚ message ^-^ and :3 by >_< pwomis'd UwU means. 
OwO We were UwU nyot ;;w;; aww unkind, >_< nyow ;;w;; aww ^w^ desewve 
^.^ The UwU common ^w^ stwoke :3 of ^.^ waw. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. These >_> wawws :3 of UwU ouws 
^.^ Wewe UwU nyot xDD ewected :3 by their >w< hands OwO fwom whom 
You have >_> weceiv'd ^-^ youw OwO gwiefs; >_< nyow are :33 they >_< such 
:33 That uWu these >_> gweat ÚwÚ tow'ws, UwU twophies, ^-^ and schools, OwO shouwd x3 faww 
:3 Fow private xDD fauwts ^-^ in uWu them. 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. >_> Nyow are :33 they >_< wiving 
>_< Who were >w< the UwU motives ^w^ that :33 you >_> fiwst UwU went :33 out; 
:33 Shame, ^w^ that :33 they UwU wanted ^.^ cunnying, ^-^ in ^.^ excess 
uWu Hath ^.^ bwoke their hearts. xDD Mawch, ^-^ nyobwe lord, 
>w< Into x3 ouw OwO city xDD with thy >w< bannyews ^-^ spwead. 
By decimation ^-^ and a tithed ÚwÚ death- 
UwU If thy revenges hunger for ^w^ that uWu food 
Which ;;w;; nyatuwe ^-^ woathes- ^w^ take >w< thou >w< the ^-^ destin'd tenth, 
And :3 by >w< the ;;w;; hazawd :3 of >w< the xDD spotted :33 die 
Let :33 die >w< the UwU spotted. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ;;w;; Aww have UwU nyot offended; 
:3 Fow those ^w^ that UwU wewe, it is UwU nyot uWu squawe uWu to take, 
:3 On those ^w^ that x3 awe, revenge: ÚwÚ cwimes, OwO wike UwU wands, 
;;w;; Awe UwU nyot :3 inhewited. OwO Then, dear countryman, 
xDD Bwing ^-^ in thy >_< wanks, but uWu weave :33 without thy rage; 
UwU Spawe thy x3 Athenyian uWu cwadwe, ^-^ and those >w< kin 
Which, ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ bwustew :3 of thy wrath, must x3 faww 
With those ^w^ that have :33 offended. >w< Wike a shepherd 
UwU Appwoach >w< the :33 fowd ^-^ and uWu cuww >_> th' ^w^ infected forth, 
xDD But kill UwU nyot ;;w;; aww together. 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. :3 What >w< thou xDD wiwt, 
Thou :3 wathew xDD shawt enforce it xDD with thy ÚwÚ smiwe 
uWu Than ;;w;; hew uWu to't xDD with thy sword. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ÚwÚ SENyATOW. ^-^ Set but thy ^.^ foot 
Against x3 ouw rampir'd ^-^ gates ^-^ and :33 they >_< shaww UwU ope, 
So >w< thou OwO wiwt ^.^ send thy ÚwÚ gentwe :33 heawt :33 befowe 
>_< To say :3 thou't UwU entew >_> fwiendwy. 
SECOND ÚwÚ SENyATOW. x3 Thwow thy glove, 
>_> Ow :33 any ÚwÚ token :3 of ^w^ thinye >w< honyouw ^w^ ewse, 
:33 That >w< thou OwO wiwt ÚwÚ use >w< the ^.^ waws ÚwÚ as thy ^-^ wedwess 
And UwU nyot ÚwÚ as x3 ouw >w< confusion, ;;w;; aww thy ^w^ powews 
ÚwÚ Shaww uWu make their ÚwÚ hawbouw ^-^ in x3 ouw UwU town :3 tiww ;;w;; we 
>_< Have >w< seaw'd thy full ;;w;; desiwe. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. UwU Then >_< thewe's >_> my glove; 
Descend, ^-^ and uWu open ^-^ youw >_< unchawged ;;w;; powts. 
Those enemies :3 of xDD Timon's ^-^ and mine OwO own, 
^-^ Whom :33 you :33 youwsewves >_< shaww ^w^ set :33 out for ^w^ wepwoof, 
xDD Faww, ^-^ and xDD nyo >w< mowe. And, uWu to :33 atonye ^-^ youw >_> feaws 
With >_> my :33 mowe ^-^ nyobwe meaning, UwU nyot a man 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^w^ pass ^.^ his ;;w;; quawtew >w< ow ^w^ offend >w< the ^w^ stweam 
Of regular ÚwÚ justice ^-^ in ^-^ youw x3 city's ^.^ bounds, 
xDD But >_< shaww >_< be :33 wendew'd uWu to ^-^ youw ÚwÚ pubwic OwO waws 
x3 At uWu heaviest answer. 
OwO BOTH. 'Tis :3 most ^w^ nyobwy ^-^ spoken. 
^-^ AWCIBIADES. Descend, ^-^ and :3 keep ^-^ youw :3 wowds. 
:33 [The SENATORS ÚwÚ descend ^-^ and uWu open >w< the >w< gates] 

^-^ Entew a OwO SOWDIEW ÚwÚ as a >w< Messengew 

^w^ SOWDIEW. ^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe General, ÚwÚ Timon is dead; 
^.^ Entomb'd upon >w< the :3 vewy hem uWu o' >_> th' :3 sea; 
And on ^.^ his >_< gwave-stonye ^w^ this UwU inscuwptuwe, xDD which 
With ÚwÚ wax ^-^ I brought uWu away, :3 whose UwU soft ÚwÚ impwession 
Interprets for >_> my x3 poow ignorance. 

ÚwÚ AWCIBIADES >_< weads >w< the ^-^ Epitaph 

>_> 'Hewe ^w^ wies a >_> wwetched >_> cowse, :3 of >_> wwetched ^w^ souw ^-^ beweft; 
>w< Seek UwU nyot >_> my name. xDD A ^w^ pwague >_> consume :33 you >_> wicked ;;w;; caitiffs UwU weft! 
uWu Hewe >_< wie ;;w;; I, Timon, ;;w;; who ^-^ awive ;;w;; aww >_< wiving ^-^ men >w< did ;;w;; hate. 
OwO Pass ;;w;; by, ^-^ and xDD cuwse thy ^.^ fiww; but ^-^ pass, ^-^ and x3 stay UwU nyot ÚwÚ hewe thy 
;;w;; gait.' 
These ^w^ weww OwO expwess ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee thy :3 wattew spirits. 
OwO Though >w< thou ;;w;; abhoww'dst ^-^ in uWu us x3 ouw uWu human >w< gwiefs, 
Scorn'dst x3 ouw >_< bwain's flow, ^-^ and those x3 ouw droplets xDD which 
^w^ Fwom OwO nyiggawd ;;w;; nyatuwe :33 faww, yet rich ^w^ conceit 
>w< Taught ÚwÚ thee uWu to uWu make >_> vast Neptune UwU weep for >w< aye 
:3 On thy >w< wow :3 gwave, on xDD fauwts uWu fowgiven. UwU Dead 
Is ^-^ nyobwe Timon, :3 of :3 whose memory 
ÚwÚ Heweaftew >w< mowe. xDD Bwing :33 me uWu into ^-^ youw ;;w;; city, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ use >w< the x3 owive, xDD with >_> my sword; 
Make ^-^ waw ;;w;; bweed OwO peace, uWu make peace OwO stint >w< waw, uWu make uWu each 
uWu Pwescwibe uWu to >w< othew, ÚwÚ as uWu each UwU othew's >w< weech. 
Let x3 ouw drums strike. Exeunt 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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>_< 1594 

>w< THE TRAGEDY UwU OF TITUS UwU ANDWONyICUS 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

SATURNINUS, ^-^ son uWu to >w< the OwO wate xDD Empewow :3 of Rome, afterwards xDD Empewow 
^w^ BASSIANyUS, brother uWu to x3 Satuwnyinyus 
TITUS >_> ANDWONyICUS, a ^-^ nyobwe UwU Woman 
^w^ MAWCUS >_> ANDWONyICUS, >w< Twibunye :3 of >w< the >w< Peopwe, ^-^ and brother uWu to Titus 

xDD Sons uWu to Titus Andronicus: 
>w< WUCIUS 
^.^ QUINTUS 
MARTIUS 
UwU MUTIUS 

>w< YOUNG x3 WUCIUS, a uWu boy, ^-^ son uWu to x3 Wucius 
OwO PUBWIUS, ^-^ son uWu to ^.^ Mawcus :3 Andwonyicus 

:3 Kinsmen uWu to :33 Titus: 
;;w;; SEMPWONyIUS 
xDD CAIUS 
x3 VAWENTINyE 

^-^ AEMIWIUS, a ^-^ nyobwe UwU Woman 

xDD Sons uWu to Tamora: 
UwU AWAWBUS 
DEMETRIUS 
^-^ CHIWON 

^w^ AAWON, a x3 Moow, :3 bewoved :3 by Tamora 
xDD A >_< CAPTAIN 
xDD A MESSENGER 
xDD A :3 CWOWN 

ÚwÚ TAMOWA, Queen :3 of >w< the xDD Goths 
^w^ WAVINyIA, uWu daughtew uWu to Titus :3 Andwonyicus 
xDD A NURSE, ^-^ and a >w< bwack ;;w;; CHIWD 

^-^ Womans ^-^ and ^-^ Goths, Senators, ^.^ Twibunyes, ^w^ Officews, :3 Sowdiews, ^-^ and 
^.^ Attendants 




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^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
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OwO SCENyE: 
^w^ Wome ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; nyeighbouwhood 


>_< ACT ^w^ 1. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ Wome. :3 Befowe >w< the ^w^ Capitow 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew >w< the ^.^ TWIBUNyES ^-^ and SENATORS >w< awoft; ^-^ and :33 then UwU entew >w< bewow 
OwO SATUWNyINyUS ^-^ and ^.^ his >_> fowwowews :3 at >w< onye door, ^-^ and uWu BASSIANyUS ^-^ and ^.^ his >_> fowwowews 
:3 at >w< the >w< othew, xDD with drums ^-^ and trumpets 

SATURNINUS. Noble patricians, >_> patwons :3 of >_> my >_< wight, 
Defend >w< the ÚwÚ justice :3 of >_> my >_< cause xDD with ^.^ awms; 
And, >_< countwymen, >_> my >_> woving >w< fowwowews, 
uWu Pwead >_> my :33 successive title xDD with ^-^ youw xDD swowds. 
^-^ I am ^.^ his >_> fiwst >w< bown ^-^ son ^w^ that >_> was >w< the last 
:33 That x3 wawe >w< the ^w^ impewiaw diadem :3 of ;;w;; Wome; 
UwU Then let >_> my >_> fathew's UwU honyouws >_< wive ^-^ in me, 
>_> Nyow ^-^ wwong mine age xDD with ^w^ this x3 indignyity. 
>_< BASSIANyUS. >_> Womans, :3 fwiends, >w< fowwowews, UwU favouwews :3 of >_> my >_< wight, 
UwU If ^-^ evew UwU Bassianyus, Caesar's son, 
^.^ Wewe OwO gwacious ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ eyes :3 of ;;w;; woyaw Rome, 
uWu Keep :33 then ^w^ this >_> passage uWu to >w< the Capitol; 
And :3 suffew UwU nyot :3 dishonyouw uWu to ^.^ appwoach 
^.^ The ^w^ impewiaw seat, uWu to virtue uWu consecwate, 
>_< To UwU justice, xDD continyence, ^-^ and xDD nyobiwity; 
xDD But let OwO desewt ^-^ in >_> puwe x3 ewection >_< shinye; 
And, >_> Womans, ^.^ fight for ^w^ fweedom ^-^ in ^-^ youw xDD choice. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ MAWCUS UwU ANDWONyICUS x3 awoft, xDD with >w< the crown 

^.^ MAWCUS. xDD Pwinces, ^w^ that ^-^ stwive :3 by :3 factions ^-^ and :3 by >w< fwiends 
>_> Ambitiouswy for rule ^-^ and OwO empewy, 
x3 Knyow ^w^ that >w< the uWu peopwe :3 of Rome, for whom ;;w;; we >_< stand 
xDD A ^w^ speciaw x3 pawty, have :3 by UwU common :3 voice 
^.^ In x3 ewection for >w< the UwU Woman UwU empewy 
:33 Chosen :33 Andwonyicus, UwU suwnyamed >_< Pius 
:3 Fow uWu many ^w^ good ^-^ and >_> gweat :3 desewts uWu to ^.^ Wome. 
xDD A ^-^ nyobwew ;;w;; man, a uWu bwavew warrior, 
Lives UwU nyot ^w^ this x3 day >_> within >w< the OwO city walls. 
He :3 by >w< the Senate is accited ;;w;; home, 
^w^ Fwom :33 weawy ^.^ waws ÚwÚ against >w< the uWu bawbawous ^-^ Goths, 
:33 That xDD with ^.^ his :3 sons, a ^.^ tewwow uWu to x3 ouw ^w^ foes, 
uWu Hath ^.^ yok'd a >w< nyation strong, train'd :3 up ^-^ in arms. 
^w^ Ten xDD yeaws are ;;w;; spent >_> since >_> fiwst UwU he ÚwÚ undewtook 
^.^ This >_< cause :3 of Rome, ^-^ and ^-^ chastised xDD with xDD awms 
>_< Ouw xDD enyemies' ;;w;; pwide; ÚwÚ five xDD times UwU he hath xDD wetuwn'd 
Bleeding uWu to Rome, ÚwÚ beawing ^.^ his ^.^ vawiant sons 
^.^ In ^.^ coffins OwO fwom >w< the ;;w;; fiewd; ^-^ and :3 at ^w^ this x3 day 
>_< To >w< the ^w^ monyument :3 of ^w^ that UwU Andwonyici 
>w< Donye uWu sacwifice :3 of ^-^ expiation, 
And OwO swain >w< the noblest >_> pwisonyew :3 of >w< the x3 Goths. 
And now :3 at ^-^ wast, ^-^ waden xDD with honour's xDD spoiws, 
:3 Wetuwns >w< the ^w^ good :3 Andwonyicus uWu to Rome, 
Renowned >w< Titus, flourishing ^-^ in arms. 
Let uWu us ^.^ entweat, :3 by >w< honyouw :3 of ^.^ his name 
^-^ Whom >_< wowthiwy :33 you :3 wouwd have now >_> succeed, 
And ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ Capitow ^-^ and Senate's >_< wight, 
^-^ Whom :33 you uWu pwetend uWu to >w< honyouw ^-^ and >w< adowe, 
:33 That :33 you ;;w;; withdwaw :33 you ^-^ and ^w^ abate ^-^ youw >_< stwength, 
OwO Dismiss ^-^ youw >w< fowwowews, UwU and, ÚwÚ as ^w^ suitows >_< shouwd, 
uWu Pwead ^-^ youw :3 desewts ^-^ in peace ^-^ and :33 humbwenyess. 
SATURNINUS. UwU How ^.^ faiw >w< the >w< Twibunye ;;w;; speaks uWu to OwO cawm >_> my thoughts. 
>_< BASSIANyUS. ^.^ Mawcus :33 Andwonyicus, ;;w;; so ^-^ I do :33 affy 
^.^ In thy >w< upwightnyess ^-^ and UwU integwity, 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ I :33 wove ^-^ and >w< honyouw ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and >w< thinye, 
>w< Thy ^-^ nyobwe brother Titus ^-^ and ^.^ his :3 sons, 
And ;;w;; hew uWu to whom >_> my ;;w;; thoughts are :3 humbwed >w< aww, 
UwU Gwacious :33 Wavinyia, ^.^ Wome's rich ^-^ ownyament, 
:33 That ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ dismiss >_> my >_> woving :3 fwiends, 
And uWu to >_> my UwU fowtunyes ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ peopwe's :33 favouw 
Commit >_> my >_< cause ^-^ in ^-^ bawance uWu to >_< be uWu weigh'd. 
Exeunt >w< the :33 sowdiews :3 of uWu BASSIANyUS 
SATURNINUS. UwU Fwiends, ^w^ that have OwO been UwU thus ;;w;; fowwawd ^-^ in >_> my >_< wight, 
^-^ I UwU thank :33 you ;;w;; aww ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ dismiss :33 you >w< aww, 
And uWu to >w< the :33 wove ^-^ and :33 favouw :3 of >_> my xDD countwy 
Commit x3 mysewf, >_> my person, ^-^ and >w< the cause. 
Exeunt >w< the :33 sowdiews :3 of OwO SATUWNyINyUS 
Rome, >_< be ÚwÚ as UwU just ^-^ and OwO gwacious >_< unto :33 me 
:33 As ^-^ I am ^-^ confident ^-^ and uWu kind uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
xDD Open >w< the ^-^ gates ^-^ and let :33 me uWu in. 
>_< BASSIANyUS. ^.^ Twibunyes, ^-^ and me, a x3 poow competitor. 
:3 [Fwouwish. xDD They ^w^ go :3 up uWu into >w< the Senate ^-^ House] 

^-^ Entew a >_< CAPTAIN 

ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. >_> Womans, uWu make way. ^.^ The ^w^ good :33 Andwonyicus, 
Patron :3 of virtue, ^.^ Wome's uWu best champion, 
>_< Successfuw ^-^ in >w< the >_< battwes ^w^ that UwU he ;;w;; fights, 
With >w< honyouw ^-^ and xDD with xDD fowtunye is xDD wetuwn'd 
^w^ Fwom >w< whewe UwU he circumscribed xDD with ^.^ his >_< swowd 
And brought uWu to ^w^ yoke >w< the enemies :3 of ^.^ Wome. 

^.^ Sound drums ^-^ and >_> twumpets, ^-^ and :33 then UwU entew MARTIUS 
^-^ and :33 MUTIUS, x3 two :3 of TITUS' sons; ^-^ and :33 then x3 two ^-^ men 
ÚwÚ beawing a coffin ÚwÚ covewed xDD with UwU bwack; :33 then >w< WUCIUS 
^-^ and >w< QUINTUS, x3 two x3 othew sons; :33 then TITUS ANDRONICUS; 
^-^ and :33 then OwO TAMOWA >w< the Queen :3 of ^-^ Goths, xDD with ;;w;; hew xDD thwee 
:3 sons, :33 AWAWBUS, :33 DEMETWIUS, ^-^ and ^-^ CHIWON, xDD with :3 AAWON >w< the 
x3 Moow, ^-^ and others, ÚwÚ as uWu many ÚwÚ as ^w^ can OwO be. UwU Then ^w^ set OwO down 
>w< the coffin ^-^ and TITUS ;;w;; speaks 

>_< TITUS. UwU Haiw, Rome, victorious ^-^ in thy OwO mouwnying >_> weeds! 
:3 Wo, ÚwÚ as >w< the ^-^ bawk ^w^ that hath :33 dischawg'd ;;w;; hew ;;w;; fwaught 
:3 Wetuwns xDD with ;;w;; pwecious uWu wading uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ bay 
^w^ Fwom whence :3 at >_> fiwst she weigh'd ;;w;; hew ^.^ anchowage, 
OwO Cometh :33 Andwonyicus, ^.^ bound xDD with laurel boughs, 
>_< To re-salute ^.^ his xDD countwy xDD with ^.^ his ^w^ teaws, 
ÚwÚ Teaws :3 of OwO twue ;;w;; joy for ^.^ his ^w^ wetuwn uWu to ^.^ Wome. 
Thou >_> gweat xDD defendew :3 of ^w^ this ^.^ Capitow, 
:33 Stand OwO gwacious uWu to >w< the x3 wites ^w^ that ;;w;; we >w< intend! 
>_> Womans, :3 of ÚwÚ five ^-^ and twenty ^.^ vawiant :3 sons, 
^w^ Hawf :3 of >w< the :33 nyumbew ^w^ that OwO King Priam >_< had, 
ÚwÚ Behowd >w< the x3 poow :33 wemains, ^-^ awive ^-^ and ;;w;; dead! 
These ^w^ that survive let ^w^ Wome OwO wewawd xDD with love; 
These ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< bwing >_< unto their uWu watest ;;w;; home, 
With ;;w;; buwiaw ^.^ amongst their ancestors. 
uWu Hewe xDD Goths have ÚwÚ given :33 me uWu weave uWu to :3 sheathe >_> my sword. 
>w< Titus, unkind, ^-^ and ^-^ cawewess :3 of ^w^ thinye OwO own, 
^.^ Why suffer'st >w< thou thy :3 sons, ^-^ unbuwied yet, 
>_< To ^-^ hovew on >w< the dreadful ^w^ showe :3 of OwO Styx? 
Make x3 way uWu to lay them :3 by their >w< bwethwen. 
;;w;; [They uWu open >w< the UwU tomb] 
;;w;; Thewe >_< gweet ^-^ in x3 siwence, ÚwÚ as >w< the ^-^ dead are wont, 
And OwO sweep ^-^ in OwO peace, OwO swain ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ countwy's xDD waws. 
O ^.^ sacwed >_> weceptacwe :3 of >_> my ^.^ joys, 
^-^ Sweet cell :3 of virtue ^-^ and nobility, 
UwU How uWu many sons UwU hast >w< thou :3 of mine ^-^ in >_> stowe 
:33 That >w< thou OwO wiwt UwU nyevew x3 wendew uWu to :33 me UwU mowe! 
LUCIUS. ^w^ Give uWu us >w< the proudest >_> pwisonyew :3 of >w< the ^-^ Goths, 
:33 That ;;w;; we ^w^ may ;;w;; hew ^.^ his OwO wimbs, ^-^ and on a pile 
OwO Ad xDD manyes fratrum uWu sacwifice ^.^ his flesh 
:3 Befowe ^w^ this earthy prison :3 of their OwO bonyes, 
:33 That ;;w;; so >w< the ;;w;; shadows >_< be UwU nyot unappeas'd, 
>_> Nyow ;;w;; we ÚwÚ distuwb'd xDD with x3 pwodigies on earth. 
>_< TITUS. ^-^ I >w< give xDD him >w< you- >w< the noblest ^w^ that :33 suwvives, 
^.^ The :3 ewdest ^-^ son :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ distwessed :3 queen. 
:3 TAMOWA. Stay, UwU Woman uWu bwethen! UwU Gwacious conqueror, 
x3 Victowious >w< Titus, >_> wue >w< the tears ^-^ I >w< shed, 
xDD A xDD mothew's tears ^-^ in passion for ;;w;; hew x3 son; 
And >_> if thy sons were ^-^ evew dear uWu to ^-^ thee, 
OwO O, xDD think >_> my ^-^ son uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ as dear uWu to me! 
UwU Sufficeth UwU nyot ^w^ that ;;w;; we are brought uWu to ^w^ Wome 
>_< To ^w^ beautify thy triumphs, ^-^ and ^w^ wetuwn 
Captive uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and uWu to thy UwU Woman :33 yoke; 
xDD But must >_> my sons >_< be ;;w;; swaughtewed ^-^ in >w< the uWu stweets 
:3 Fow ^.^ vawiant UwU doings ^-^ in their ^-^ countwy's ÚwÚ cause? 
OwO O, >_> if uWu to ^.^ fight for :33 king ^-^ and >_< commonweaw 
^.^ Wewe :33 piety ^-^ in >w< thinye, it is ^-^ in these. 
:33 Andwonyicus, OwO stain UwU nyot thy ^.^ tomb xDD with >w< bwood. 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou draw uWu nyeaw >w< the ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 of >w< the ^-^ gods? 
Draw uWu nyeaw them :33 then ^-^ in being ^.^ mewcifuw. 
^-^ Sweet :33 mewcy is ;;w;; nyobiwity's OwO twue badge. 
xDD Thwice-nyobwe >w< Titus, spare >_> my >_> fiwst-bown ;;w;; son. 
>_< TITUS. ÚwÚ Patient ÚwÚ youwsewf, ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ and >w< pawdon >w< me. 
These are their brethren, whom ^-^ youw xDD Goths ^-^ behewd 
UwU Awive ^-^ and dead; ^-^ and for their ÚwÚ bwethwen OwO swain 
UwU Wewigiouswy :33 they ask a ÚwÚ sacwifice. 
>_< To ^w^ this ^-^ youw ^-^ son is ^.^ mawk'd, ^-^ and :33 die UwU he must 
>_> T' ;;w;; appease their groaning ;;w;; shadows ^w^ that are gone. 
LUCIUS. >_> Away xDD with :3 him, ^-^ and uWu make a ^w^ fiwe xDD stwaight; 
And xDD with x3 ouw >_< swowds, upon a pile :3 of wood, 
xDD Wet's ;;w;; hew ^.^ his ^w^ wimbs :3 tiww :33 they >_< be :33 cwean >_> consum'd. 
Exeunt TITUS' UwU SONS, xDD with UwU AWAWBUS 
:3 TAMOWA. O UwU cwuew, ^.^ iwwewigious x3 piety! 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. uWu Was UwU nyevew >w< Scythia :3 hawf ;;w;; so >w< bawbawous! 
DEMETRIUS. Oppose UwU nyot >w< Scythia uWu to ambitious ^.^ Wome. 
ÚwÚ Awawbus :3 goes uWu to rest, ^-^ and ;;w;; we survive 
>_< To >w< twembwe ^.^ undew Titus' threat'ning look. 
OwO Then, ÚwÚ madam, >_< stand >w< wesowv'd, but hope >_< withaw 
^.^ The xDD sewf-same UwU gods ^w^ that ^w^ awm'd >w< the Queen :3 of uWu Twoy 
With ^.^ oppowtunyity :3 of :33 shawp >_< wevenge 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^w^ Thwacian x3 tywant ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< tent 
:3 May :33 favouw x3 Tamowa, >w< the Queen :3 of >_> Goths- 
When xDD Goths were xDD Goths ^-^ and Tamora >_> was ÚwÚ queen- 
>_< To uWu quit >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody ^.^ wwongs upon ;;w;; hew foes. 

^-^ We-entew x3 WUCIUS, >w< QUINTUS, MARTIUS, ^-^ and 
:33 MUTIUS, >w< the sons :3 of >_> ANDWONyICUS, xDD with their swords ÚwÚ bwoody 

LUCIUS. See, lord ^-^ and ^-^ fathew, how ;;w;; we have >w< pewfowm'd 
>_< Ouw UwU Woman x3 wites: Alarbus' ^w^ wimbs are >_< wopp'd, 
And entrails ;;w;; feed >w< the UwU sacwificing ÚwÚ fiwe, 
>_< Whose smoke OwO wike incense x3 doth perfume >w< the >_< sky. 
OwO Wemainyeth :33 nyought but uWu to ^.^ intew x3 ouw brethren, 
And xDD with ÚwÚ woud OwO 'wawums >_< wewcome them uWu to ^.^ Wome. 
>_< TITUS. Let it >_< be ;;w;; so, ^-^ and let :3 Andwonyicus 
Make ^w^ this ^.^ his uWu watest >_< faweweww uWu to their UwU souws. 
^-^ [Sound trumpets ^-^ and lay >w< the coffin ^-^ in >w< the UwU tomb] 
^.^ In peace ^-^ and >w< honyouw :33 west :33 you ;;w;; hewe, >_> my sons; 
^.^ Wome's >_< weadiest champions, uWu wepose :33 you ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in rest, 
x3 Secuwe OwO fwom ÚwÚ wowwdwy ^.^ chances ^-^ and ÚwÚ mishaps! 
uWu Hewe uWu wuwks xDD nyo ;;w;; tweason, ÚwÚ hewe xDD nyo >_< envy uWu swewws, 
uWu Hewe ÚwÚ gwow xDD nyo uWu damnyed ^-^ dwugs, ÚwÚ hewe are xDD nyo UwU stowms, 
:33 Nyo noise, but >_< siwence ^-^ and eternal OwO sweep. 
^.^ In peace ^-^ and >w< honyouw :33 west :33 you ;;w;; hewe, >_> my :3 sons! 

^-^ Entew LAVINIA 

uWu WAVINyIA. ^.^ In peace ^-^ and >w< honyouw >_< wive xDD Wowd Titus >w< wong; 
^w^ My ^-^ nyobwe lord ^-^ and ^-^ fathew, >_< wive ^-^ in ^-^ fame! 
:3 Wo, :3 at ^w^ this ^.^ tomb >_> my ^-^ twibutawy tears 
^-^ I x3 wendew for >_> my >_< bwethwen's obsequies; 
And :3 at thy feet ^-^ I ^.^ knyeew, xDD with tears :3 of ;;w;; joy 
^.^ Shed on ^w^ this earth for thy ^w^ wetuwn uWu to ^.^ Wome. 
OwO O, bless :33 me ÚwÚ hewe xDD with thy victorious ;;w;; hand, 
>_< Whose UwU fowtunyes ^.^ Wome's uWu best ÚwÚ citizens ÚwÚ appwaud! 
>_< TITUS. :33 Kind Rome, ^w^ that UwU hast UwU thus uWu wovingwy x3 wesewv'd 
^.^ The uWu cowdiaw :3 of mine age uWu to ^.^ gwad >_> my >_< heawt! 
:33 Wavinyia, live; ^w^ outwive thy >_> fathew's days, 
And fame's eternal :33 date, for OwO viwtue's :3 pwaise! 

Enter, above, ^w^ MAWCUS UwU ANDWONyICUS ^-^ and TRIBUNES; 
UwU we-entew SATURNINUS, ^w^ BASSIANyUS, ^-^ and attendants 

^.^ MAWCUS. :33 Wong >_< wive xDD Wowd >w< Titus, >_> my :3 bewoved ^-^ bwothew, 
UwU Gwacious OwO twiumphew ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ eyes :3 of ^.^ Wome! 
>_< TITUS. ^-^ Thanks, ÚwÚ gentwe Tribune, ^-^ nyobwe brother xDD Mawcus. 
^.^ MAWCUS. And uWu wewcome, ^w^ nyephews, OwO fwom :3 successfuw wars, 
You ^w^ that survive ^-^ and :33 you ^w^ that OwO sweep ^-^ in fame. 
:33 Faiw ^w^ wowds, ^-^ youw UwU fowtunyes are UwU awike ^-^ in ;;w;; aww 
:33 That ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ countwy's UwU sewvice OwO dwew ^-^ youw swords; 
xDD But >w< safew ÚwÚ twiumph is ^w^ this funeral uWu pomp 
:33 That hath uWu aspiw'd uWu to Solon's happiness 
And ^w^ twiumphs OwO ovew >_> chance ^-^ in honour's bed. 
Titus :33 Andwonyicus, >w< the uWu peopwe :3 of Rome, 
>_< Whose uWu fwiend ^-^ in ÚwÚ justice >w< thou UwU hast ^-^ evew x3 been, 
uWu Send ÚwÚ thee :3 by me, their >w< Twibunye ^-^ and their UwU twust, 
^.^ This uWu paw]iament :3 of ^w^ white ^-^ and >_> spotwess >_< hue; 
And name ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in x3 ewection for >w< the :33 empiwe 
With uWu these x3 ouw ÚwÚ wate-deceased >_> Empewow's ÚwÚ sons: 
;;w;; Be candidatus uWu then, ^-^ and put it ;;w;; on, 
And :33 hewp uWu to ^w^ set a ^.^ head on >_< headwess ^.^ Wome. 
>_< TITUS. xDD A xDD bettew ^.^ head ;;w;; hew x3 gwowious body uWu fits 
uWu Than ^.^ his ^w^ that x3 shakes for age ^-^ and feebleness. 
:3 What OwO shouwd ^-^ I ^w^ don ^w^ this ^.^ wobe ^-^ and trouble :33 you? 
;;w;; Be :33 chosen xDD with UwU pwocwamations uWu to-day, 
uWu To-mowwow yield :3 up rule, ;;w;; wesign >_> my >_< wife, 
And ^w^ set abroad xDD nyew business for :33 you all? 
Rome, ^-^ I have OwO been thy >w< sowdiew UwU fowty OwO yeaws, 
And led >_> my ^-^ countwy's >_> stwength successfully, 
And UwU buwied >w< onye ^-^ and twenty ^.^ vawiant :3 sons, 
uWu Knyighted ^-^ in ^.^ fiewd, OwO swain ÚwÚ manfuwwy ^-^ in ^w^ awms, 
^.^ In >w< wight ^-^ and UwU sewvice :3 of their ^-^ nyobwe uWu countwy. 
^w^ Give :33 me a staff :3 of >w< honyouw for mine :3 age, 
xDD But UwU nyot a >w< sceptwe uWu to UwU contwow >w< the world. 
Upright UwU he :3 hewd ^w^ it, ^w^ wowds, ^w^ that :3 hewd it xDD wast. 
^.^ MAWCUS. >w< Titus, >w< thou xDD shawt ^-^ obtain ^-^ and ask >w< the ;;w;; empewy. 
SATURNINUS. Proud ^-^ and ambitious Tribune, >_> canst >w< thou ^.^ teww? 
>_< TITUS. uWu Patience, xDD Pwince :33 Satuwnyinyus. 
SATURNINUS. >_> Womans, do :33 me right. 
>_> Patwicians, draw ^-^ youw >_< swowds, ^-^ and :3 sheathe them UwU nyot 
xDD Tiww x3 Satuwnyinyus >_< be ^.^ Wome's :3 Empewow. 
:33 Andwonyicus, :3 wouwd >w< thou were shipp'd uWu to uWu heww 
:3 Wathew than uWu wob :33 me :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ peopwe's UwU heawts! 
LUCIUS. Proud OwO Satuwnyinye, ^.^ intewwuptew :3 of >w< the ^w^ good 
:33 That ^-^ nyobwe-minded Titus ÚwÚ means uWu to ^-^ thee! 
>_< TITUS. :3 Content ^-^ thee, ;;w;; Pwince; ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu westowe uWu to ÚwÚ thee 
^.^ The ÚwÚ peopwe's hearts, ^-^ and >w< wean them OwO fwom uWu themsewves. 
>_< BASSIANyUS. :33 Andwonyicus, ^-^ I do UwU nyot flatter ^-^ thee, 
xDD But >w< honyouw ^-^ thee, ^-^ and >w< wiww do :3 tiww ^-^ I ^.^ die. 
^w^ My faction >_> if >w< thou >_< stwengthen xDD with thy :3 fwiends, 
^-^ I >w< wiww :3 most ^w^ thankfuw x3 be; ^-^ and UwU thanks uWu to ^-^ men 
Of ^-^ nyobwe >w< minds is >w< honyouwabwe >w< meed. 
>_< TITUS. ^w^ Peopwe :3 of Rome, ^-^ and ÚwÚ peopwe's :3 Twibunyes ;;w;; hewe, 
^-^ I ask ^-^ youw uWu voices ^-^ and ^-^ youw UwU suffwages: 
Will xDD ye >_< bestow them >_< fwiendwy on UwU Andwonyicus? 
TRIBUNES. >_< To :33 gwatify >w< the ^w^ good :33 Andwonyicus, 
And gratulate ^.^ his >_> safe ^w^ wetuwn uWu to Rome, 
^.^ The uWu peopwe >w< wiww uWu accept whom UwU he ^-^ admits. 
>_< TITUS. ^.^ Twibunyes, ^-^ I UwU thank you; ^-^ and ^w^ this ^-^ suit ^-^ I >_< make, 
:33 That :33 you OwO cweate x3 ouw >_> Empewow's :3 ewdest son, 
xDD Wowd UwU Satuwnyinye; :3 whose virtues will, ^-^ I x3 hope, 
uWu Wefwect on ^w^ Wome ÚwÚ as uWu Titan's ÚwÚ ways on >_> eawth, 
And ;;w;; wipen ÚwÚ justice ^-^ in ^w^ this x3 commonweaw. 
OwO Then, >_> if :33 you >w< wiww ÚwÚ ewect :3 by >_> my uWu advice, 
^-^ Cwown :3 him, ^-^ and say >_> 'Wong >_< wive x3 ouw :33 Empewow!' 
^.^ MAWCUS. With uWu voices ^-^ and ;;w;; appwause :3 of >_> evewy sort, 
:3 Patwicians ^-^ and plebeians, ;;w;; we OwO cweate 
xDD Wowd x3 Satuwnyinyus ^.^ Wome's >_> gweat Emperor; 
And say >_> 'Wong >_< wive x3 ouw xDD Empewow :33 Satuwnyinye!' 
^.^ [A long ^.^ fwouwish :3 tiww :33 they come >_< down] 
SATURNINUS. Titus :33 Andwonyicus, for thy favours ^w^ donye 
>_< To uWu us ^-^ in x3 ouw x3 ewection ^w^ this x3 day 
^-^ I >w< give ÚwÚ thee UwU thanks ^-^ in ^.^ pawt :3 of thy deserts, 
And >w< wiww xDD with deeds requite thy ;;w;; gentwenyess; 
And for :3 an ÚwÚ onset, >w< Titus, uWu to >_> advance 
>w< Thy name ^-^ and >w< honyouwabwe family, 
xDD Wavinyia >w< wiww ^-^ I uWu make >_> my :3 empewess, 
^.^ Wome's ;;w;; woyaw mistress, ÚwÚ mistwess :3 of >_> my heart, 
And ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ sacwed Pantheon ;;w;; hew espouse. 
Tell me, :33 Andwonyicus, x3 doth ^w^ this ÚwÚ motion UwU pwease uWu thee? 
>_< TITUS. >_> It x3 doth, >_> my ^-^ wowthy lord, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ this ^.^ match 
^-^ I hold :33 me x3 highwy ^.^ honyouwed :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, 
And ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in :33 sight :3 of Rome, uWu to OwO Satuwnyinye, 
OwO King ^-^ and ^.^ commandew :3 of x3 ouw UwU commonweaw, 
^.^ The uWu wide x3 wowwd's OwO Empewow, do ^-^ I OwO consecwate 
^w^ My ;;w;; swowd, >_> my ^.^ chawiot, ^-^ and >_> my :33 pwisonyews, 
>w< Pwesents ^w^ weww ^-^ wowthy ^.^ Wome's uWu impewious OwO wowd; 
;;w;; Weceive them uWu then, >w< the tribute ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< owe, 
Mine honour's ensigns :3 humbwed :3 at thy feet. 
SATURNINUS. ^-^ Thanks, ^-^ nyobwe >w< Titus, father :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
UwU How ÚwÚ pwoud ^-^ I am :3 of ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and :3 of thy ÚwÚ gifts 
^w^ Wome >_< shaww x3 wecowd; ^-^ and uWu when ^-^ I do forget 
^.^ The least :3 of uWu these ÚwÚ unspeakabwe deserts, 
>_> Womans, forget ^-^ youw x3 feawty uWu to >w< me. 
>_< TITUS. ^w^ [To uWu TAMOWA] xDD Nyow, ÚwÚ madam, are :33 you >_> pwisonyew uWu to :3 an ÚwÚ empewow; 
>_< To xDD him ^w^ that for ^-^ youw >w< honyouw ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^.^ state 
Will ÚwÚ use :33 you ^w^ nyobwy ^-^ and ^-^ youw UwU fowwowews. 
SATURNINUS. [Aside] xDD A goodly xDD wady, xDD twust x3 me; :3 of >w< the :33 hue 
:33 That ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ choose, were ^-^ I uWu to uWu choose ÚwÚ anyew.- 
>w< Cweaw xDD up, ^.^ faiw OwO Queen, ^w^ that cloudy ÚwÚ countenyance; 
OwO Though >_> chance :3 of ^-^ waw hath :33 wwought ^w^ this ^w^ change :3 of OwO cheew, 
Thou com'st UwU nyot uWu to >_< be uWu made a OwO scown ^-^ in ^-^ Wome- 
Princely >_< shaww >_< be thy x3 usage >_> evewy way. 
Rest on >_> my word, ^-^ and let UwU nyot ^w^ discontent 
:33 Daunt ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw x3 hopes. ^-^ Madam, UwU he comforts :33 you 
>_> Can uWu make :33 you greater than >w< the Queen :3 of x3 Goths. 
:33 Wavinyia, :33 you are UwU nyot ^w^ dispweas'd xDD with xDD this? 
uWu WAVINyIA. uWu Nyot ;;w;; I, >_> my lord, :33 sith OwO twue ^.^ nyobiwity 
Warrants uWu these >_> wowds ^-^ in ÚwÚ pwincewy courtesy. 
SATURNINUS. ^-^ Thanks, sweet >_< Wavinyia. >_> Womans, let uWu us ^w^ go. 
Ransomless ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; we ^w^ set x3 ouw :33 pwisonyews :3 fwee. 
^-^ Pwocwaim x3 ouw >_> honyouws, ^w^ wowds, xDD with trump ^-^ and drum. 
^-^ [Fwouwish] 
>_< BASSIANyUS. xDD Wowd >w< Titus, :3 by ^-^ youw leave, ^w^ this ÚwÚ maid is >_< minye. 
[Seizing LAVINIA] 
>_< TITUS. >w< How, :33 siw! ;;w;; Awe :33 you ^-^ in >w< eawnyest uWu then, >_> my >_> wowd? 
>_< BASSIANyUS. x3 Ay, ^-^ nyobwe >w< Titus, ^-^ and ^w^ wesowv'd >_< withaw 
>_< To do myself ^w^ this :3 weason ^-^ and ^w^ this right. 
^.^ MAWCUS. xDD Suum >w< cuique is x3 ouw UwU Woman ^-^ justice: 
^.^ This prince ^-^ in ÚwÚ justice :3 seizeth but ^.^ his :3 own. 
LUCIUS. And ^w^ that UwU he >w< wiww ^-^ and UwU shaww, >_> if x3 Wucius xDD wive. 
>_< TITUS. Traitors, :33 avaunt! ;;w;; Whewe is >w< the >_> Empewow's guard? 
OwO Tweason, >_> my x3 wowd- xDD Wavinyia is >w< suwpwis'd! 
SATURNINUS. >_< Suwpwis'd! By whom? 
>_< BASSIANyUS. By xDD him ^w^ that justly ^w^ may 
Bear ^.^ his uWu betwoth'd OwO fwom ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd uWu away. 
Exeunt uWu BASSIANyUS ^-^ and ^w^ MAWCUS xDD with LAVINIA 
>_< MUTIUS. :33 Bwothews, :33 hewp uWu to ^.^ convey ;;w;; hew hence uWu away, 
And xDD with >_> my >_< swowd >_< I'ww :3 keep ^w^ this :33 doow OwO safe. 
Exeunt x3 WUCIUS, >w< QUINTUS, ^-^ and MARTIUS 
>_< TITUS. :33 Fowwow, >_> my lord, ^-^ and >_< I'ww UwU soon >_< bwing ;;w;; hew OwO back. 
>_< MUTIUS. ^w^ My lord, :33 you ^w^ pass UwU nyot uWu hewe. 
>_< TITUS. ^w^ What, ^w^ viwwain boy! 
uWu Baw'st :33 me >_> my x3 way ^-^ in Rome? 
>_< MUTIUS. x3 Hewp, ^.^ Wucius, xDD hewp! 
TITUS ^.^ kiwws ^-^ him. During >w< the xDD fway, x3 exeunt SATURNINUS, 
ÚwÚ TAMOWA, :33 DEMETWIUS, ^-^ CHIWON, ^-^ and :3 AAWON 

^-^ We-entew x3 Wucius 

LUCIUS. ^w^ My lord, :33 you are unjust, ^-^ and :33 mowe than xDD so: 
^.^ In wrongful :3 quawwew :33 you have OwO swain ^-^ youw ;;w;; son. 
>_< TITUS. >_> Nyow >w< thou >_< nyow UwU he are :33 any sons :3 of mine; 
^w^ My sons :3 wouwd UwU nyevew ;;w;; so :3 dishonyouw >w< me. 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ awoft >w< the EMPEROR 
xDD with OwO TAMOWA ^-^ and ;;w;; hew x3 two UwU Sons, ^-^ and :3 AAWON >w< the :3 Moow 

Traitor, uWu westowe xDD Wavinyia uWu to >w< the :3 Empewow. 
LUCIUS. x3 Dead, >_> if :33 you :3 wiww; but UwU nyot uWu to >_< be ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife, 
:33 That is xDD anyothew's x3 wawfuw >_< pwomis'd :3 wove. x3 Exit 
SATURNINUS. x3 Nyo, >w< Titus, no; >w< the xDD Empewow xDD nyeeds ;;w;; hew not, 
>_> Nyow >w< hew, >_< nyow ^-^ thee, >_< nyow :33 any :3 of thy >_> stock. 
>_< I'ww xDD twust :3 by :3 weisuwe xDD him ^w^ that ;;w;; mocks :33 me xDD once; 
^.^ Thee ^w^ nyevew, >_< nyow thy traitorous :3 haughty :3 sons, 
UwU Confedewates ;;w;; aww UwU thus uWu to :3 dishonyouw >w< me. 
uWu Was >w< thewe none else ^-^ in ^w^ Wome uWu to uWu make a UwU stawe 
xDD But x3 Satuwnyinye? Full UwU weww, :33 Andwonyicus, 
>_> Agwee uWu these deeds xDD with ^w^ that ÚwÚ pwoud uWu bwag :3 of ^w^ thinye 
:33 That ^w^ saidst ^-^ I begg'd >w< the :33 empiwe :3 at thy :3 hands. 
>_< TITUS. O x3 monstwous! :3 What reproachful >_> wowds are >_> these? 
SATURNINUS. xDD But ^w^ go thy ways; go, >w< give ^w^ that ;;w;; changing piece 
>_< To xDD him ^w^ that uWu fwouwish'd for ;;w;; hew xDD with ^.^ his sword. 
xDD A ^.^ vawiant son-in-law >w< thou xDD shawt ÚwÚ enjoy; 
uWu Onye >w< fit uWu to bandy xDD with thy UwU wawwess :3 sons, 
>_< To UwU wuffwe ^-^ in >w< the x3 commonweawth :3 of ^.^ Wome. 
>_< TITUS. These >_> wowds are :33 wazows uWu to >_> my wounded >w< heawt. 
SATURNINUS. And >_< thewefowe, ^-^ wovewy x3 Tamowa, Queen :3 of ^-^ Goths, 
UwU That, OwO wike >w< the >_< statewy x3 Phoebe >_> 'mongst ;;w;; hew >_< nymphs, 
OwO Dost ^w^ ovewshinye >w< the >w< gawwant'st :33 dames :3 of Rome, 
UwU If >w< thou >_< be pleas'd xDD with ^w^ this >_> my xDD sudden UwU choice, 
^.^ Behowd, ^-^ I uWu choose ^-^ thee, x3 Tamowa, for >_> my bride 
And >w< wiww OwO cweate ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; Empewess :3 of ^.^ Wome. 
Speak, Queen :3 of ^-^ Goths, dost >w< thou applaud >_> my xDD choice? 
And ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I xDD sweaw :3 by ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU Woman OwO gods- 
uWu Sith >_< pwiest ^-^ and UwU howy water are ;;w;; so >_> nyeaw, 
And tapers burn ;;w;; so bright, ^-^ and ;;w;; evewything 
^.^ In readiness for >_< Hymenyaeus OwO stand- 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot re-salute >w< the uWu stweets :3 of Rome, 
>_> Ow ^-^ cwimb >_> my >_< pawace, :3 tiww OwO fwom ^-^ fowth ^w^ this :3 pwace 
^-^ I ÚwÚ wead ^w^ espous'd >_> my bride :3 awong xDD with >w< me. 
:3 TAMOWA. And ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in :33 sight :3 of :3 heaven uWu to ^w^ Wome ^-^ I OwO sweaw, 
UwU If :3 Satuwnyinye >_> advance >w< the Queen :3 of ^-^ Goths, 
ÚwÚ She >w< wiww a :33 handmaid >_< be uWu to ^.^ his desires, 
xDD A >_> woving :3 nyuwse, a mother uWu to ^.^ his >_< youth. 
SATURNINUS. xDD Ascend, ^.^ faiw OwO Queen, x3 Pantheon. Lords, UwU accompany 
;;w;; Youw ^-^ nyobwe xDD Empewow ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ wovewy :3 bwide, 
OwO Sent :3 by >w< the heavens for xDD Pwince OwO Satuwnyinye, 
>_< Whose ;;w;; wisdom hath ;;w;; hew xDD fowtunye >_< conquewed; 
;;w;; Thewe >_< shaww ;;w;; we ^.^ consummate x3 ouw spousal :33 wites. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but TITUS 
>_< TITUS. ^-^ I am UwU nyot :33 bid uWu to :3 wait upon ^w^ this x3 bwide. 
x3 TITUS, uWu when ^-^ wewt >w< thou UwU wont uWu to ^.^ wawk UwU awonye, 
Dishonoured thus, ^-^ and OwO chawwenged :3 of >_< wwongs? 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ MAWCUS, 
^-^ and TITUS' UwU SONS, x3 WUCIUS, >w< QUINTUS, ^-^ and MARTIUS 

^.^ MAWCUS. O >w< Titus, see, OwO O, see what >w< thou UwU hast >_> donye! 
^.^ In a ÚwÚ bad :3 quawwew OwO swain a x3 viwtuous ;;w;; son. 
>_< TITUS. x3 Nyo, x3 foowish Tribune, no; xDD nyo ^-^ son :3 of uWu minye- 
>_> Nyow UwU thou, >_< nyow :3 these, :33 confedewates ^-^ in >w< the deed 
:33 That hath :33 dishonyouwed ;;w;; aww x3 ouw ^-^ famiwy; 
Unworthy brother ^-^ and ^w^ unwowthy :3 sons! 
LUCIUS. xDD But let uWu us >w< give xDD him burial, ÚwÚ as becomes; 
^w^ Give >w< Mutius ;;w;; buwiaw xDD with x3 ouw uWu bwethewen. 
>_< TITUS. Traitors, uWu away! He >w< wests UwU nyot ^-^ in ^w^ this tomb. 
^.^ This ^w^ monyument ÚwÚ five x3 hundwed xDD yeaws hath :33 stood, 
Which ^-^ I have UwU sumptuouswy re-edified; 
uWu Hewe none but :33 sowdiews ^-^ and ^.^ Wome's servitors 
Repose ^-^ in ;;w;; fame; none basely OwO swain ^-^ in xDD bwawws. 
:3 Buwy xDD him >w< whewe :33 you can, UwU he ÚwÚ comes UwU nyot uWu hewe. 
^.^ MAWCUS. ^w^ My lord, ^w^ this is impiety ^-^ in ÚwÚ you. 
^w^ My ^.^ nyephew :33 Mutius' deeds do xDD pwead for xDD him; 
He must >_< be UwU buwied xDD with ^.^ his uWu bwethewen. 
^.^ QUINTUS >_> & uWu MAWTIUS. And UwU shaww, >w< ow xDD him ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu accompany. 
>_< TITUS. 'And ;;w;; shaww!' :3 What ^w^ viwwain >_> was it spake ^w^ that >w< wowd? 
x3 QUINTUS. He ^w^ that :3 wouwd ^.^ vouch it ^-^ in :33 any :3 pwace but uWu hewe. 
>_< TITUS. ^w^ What, :3 wouwd :33 you ^w^ buwy xDD him ^-^ in >_> my uWu despite? 
^.^ MAWCUS. x3 Nyo, ^-^ nyobwe >w< Titus, but entreat :3 of ÚwÚ thee 
>_< To >w< pawdon >w< Mutius ^-^ and uWu to ^w^ buwy ^-^ him. 
>_< TITUS. Marcus, uWu even >w< thou UwU hast ^w^ stwuck upon >_> my >w< cwest, 
And xDD with uWu these >_< boys mine >w< honyouw >w< thou UwU hast ^w^ wounded. 
^w^ My >_> foes ^-^ I do xDD wepute :33 you >_> evewy ;;w;; onye; 
So trouble :33 me xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, but x3 get :33 you gone. 
uWu MAWTIUS. He is UwU nyot xDD with ^.^ himsewf; let uWu us xDD withdwaw. 
x3 QUINTUS. uWu Nyot ;;w;; I, :3 tiww :33 Mutius' x3 bonyes >_< be uWu buwied. 
:33 [The ^w^ BWOTHEW ^-^ and >w< the SONS xDD knyeew] 
^.^ MAWCUS. ;;w;; Bwothew, for ^-^ in ^w^ that name x3 doth ;;w;; nyatuwe plead- 
x3 QUINTUS. Father, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ that name x3 doth ;;w;; nyatuwe ^w^ speak- 
>_< TITUS. OwO Speak >w< thou xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, >_> if ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west >w< wiww >_< speed. 
^.^ MAWCUS. Renowned >w< Titus, :33 mowe than :3 hawf >_> my >w< souw- 
LUCIUS. ^-^ Deaw ^-^ fathew, ^w^ souw ^-^ and substance :3 of uWu us ^w^ aww- 
^.^ MAWCUS. x3 Suffew thy brother ^.^ Mawcus uWu to ^.^ intew 
:33 His ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ nyephew ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in OwO viwtue's ^-^ nyest, 
:33 That ;;w;; died ^-^ in >w< honyouw ^-^ and :33 Wavinyia's cause. 
Thou UwU awt a >w< Woman- >_< be UwU nyot ^w^ bawbawous. 
^.^ The >_> Gweeks upon ÚwÚ advice >w< did ^w^ buwy :3 Ajax, 
:33 That slew ^.^ himsewf; ^-^ and uWu wise Laertes' ^-^ son 
ÚwÚ Did >w< gwaciouswy xDD pwead for ^.^ his funerals. 
Let UwU nyot xDD young >w< Mutius, uWu then, ^w^ that >_> was thy joy, 
;;w;; Be x3 baww'd ^.^ his entrance uWu hewe. 
>_< TITUS. ^w^ Wise, Marcus, ;;w;; wise; 
^.^ The ^.^ dismaw'st x3 day is ^w^ this ^w^ that e'er ^-^ I >_> saw, 
>_< To >_< be :33 dishonyouwed :3 by >_> my sons ^-^ in ^.^ Wome! 
xDD Weww, ^w^ buwy :3 him, ^-^ and ^w^ buwy :33 me >w< the next. 
;;w;; [They put UwU MUTIUS ^-^ in >w< the UwU tomb] 
LUCIUS. ;;w;; Thewe >_< wie thy OwO bonyes, sweet >w< Mutius, xDD with thy :3 fwiends, 
xDD Tiww ;;w;; we xDD with >_> twophies do adorn thy tomb. 
OwO AWW. [Kneeling] :33 Nyo man xDD shed tears for ^-^ nyobwe Mutius; 
He xDD wives ^-^ in fame ^w^ that ;;w;; died ^-^ in OwO viwtue's cause. 
^.^ MAWCUS. ^w^ My x3 wowd- uWu to >_< step :33 out :3 of uWu these ^.^ dweawy uWu dumps- 
UwU How ÚwÚ comes it ^w^ that >w< the ^w^ subtwe Queen :3 of xDD Goths 
Is :3 of a xDD sudden UwU thus ^.^ advanc'd ^-^ in Rome? 
>_< TITUS. ^-^ I >_< knyow not, Marcus, but ^-^ I >_< knyow it ^-^ is- 
^.^ Whethew :3 by ;;w;; device >w< ow uWu nyo, >w< the heavens ^w^ can xDD teww. 
Is she not, uWu then, >w< behowding uWu to >w< the man 
:33 That brought ;;w;; hew for ^w^ this >_> high ^w^ good ^w^ tuwn ;;w;; so >w< faw? 
^.^ MAWCUS. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ and >w< wiww ^w^ nyobwy xDD him xDD wemunyewate. 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ We-entew >w< the >_> EMPEWOW, OwO TAMOWA 
^-^ and ;;w;; hew x3 two UwU SONS, xDD with >w< the >w< MOOW, :3 at >w< onye >w< doow; 
:3 at >w< the x3 othew door, uWu BASSIANyUS ^-^ and ^w^ WAVINyIA, xDD with ÚwÚ othews 

SATURNINUS. ;;w;; So, UwU Bassianyus, :33 you have >_< pway'd ^-^ youw prize: 
>_> God >w< give :33 you joy, sir, :3 of ^-^ youw gallant bride! 
>_< BASSIANyUS. And :33 you :3 of ^-^ youws, >_> my lord! ^-^ I say xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, 
>_> Nyow :33 wish xDD nyo less; ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my leave. 
SATURNINUS. Traitor, >_> if ^w^ Wome have :3 waw >w< ow ;;w;; we have :33 powew, 
Thou ^-^ and thy faction >_< shaww ^-^ wepent ^w^ this uWu wape. 
>_< BASSIANyUS. >_> Wape, UwU caww :33 you ^w^ it, >_> my lord, uWu to seize >_> my OwO own, 
^w^ My OwO twue ^.^ betwothed love, ^-^ and now >_> my :33 wife? 
xDD But let >w< the OwO waws :3 of ^w^ Wome determine all; 
;;w;; Meanwhiwe am ^-^ I :33 possess'd :3 of ^w^ that is >_< minye. 
SATURNINUS. 'Tis ^.^ good, ^-^ siw. You are :3 vewy x3 showt xDD with x3 us; 
xDD But >_> if ;;w;; we >_< wive x3 we'ww >_< be ÚwÚ as :33 shawp xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
>_< BASSIANyUS. ^w^ My lord, what ^-^ I have x3 donye, ÚwÚ as uWu best ^-^ I ;;w;; may, 
:33 Answew ^-^ I >_< must, ^-^ and >_< shaww do xDD with >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
^w^ Onwy UwU thus ÚwÚ much ^-^ I >w< give ^-^ youw Grace uWu to OwO knyow: 
By ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< duties ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ owe uWu to Rome, 
^.^ This ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ gentweman, xDD Wowd Titus ;;w;; hewe, 
Is ^-^ in >_> opinyion ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< honyouw uWu wwong'd, 
UwU That, ^-^ in >w< the UwU wescue :3 of :33 Wavinyia, 
With ^.^ his ^-^ own UwU hand >w< did xDD sway ^.^ his youngest son, 
^.^ In xDD zeaw uWu to ^.^ you, ^-^ and x3 highwy xDD mov'd uWu to >w< wwath 
>_< To >_< be xDD contwoww'd ^-^ in ^w^ that UwU he UwU fwankwy ;;w;; gave. 
;;w;; Weceive xDD him :33 then uWu to favour, OwO Satuwnyinye, 
:33 That hath >_< expwess'd himself ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ^.^ his deeds 
xDD A father ^-^ and a uWu fwiend uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and ^.^ Wome. 
>_< TITUS. xDD Pwince UwU Bassianyus, uWu weave uWu to xDD pwead >_> my ^.^ deeds. 
'Tis >w< thou ^-^ and those ^w^ that have :33 dishonyouwed >w< me. 
^w^ Wome ^-^ and >w< the UwU wighteous heavens >_< be >_> my judge 
UwU How ^-^ I have :3 wov'd ^-^ and ^.^ honyouwed Saturnine! 
:3 TAMOWA. ^w^ My ^-^ wowthy lord, >_> if ^-^ evew Tamora 
^.^ Wewe OwO gwacious ^-^ in those ÚwÚ pwincewy ^.^ eyes :3 of >w< thinye, 
UwU Then >_> heaw :33 me UwU speak xDD indiffewentwy for all; 
And :3 at >_> my ^.^ suit, >w< sweet, >w< pawdon what is past. 
SATURNINUS. ^w^ What, >w< madam! >_< be :33 dishonyouwed :3 openwy, 
And basely put it :3 up :33 without revenge? 
:3 TAMOWA. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, >_> my OwO wowd; >w< the UwU gods :3 of ^w^ Wome OwO fowfend 
^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be xDD authow uWu to :3 dishonyouw >_> you! 
xDD But on mine >w< honyouw dare ^-^ I ;;w;; undewtake 
:3 Fow ^w^ good xDD Wowd Titus' >_< innyocence ^-^ in >w< aww, 
>_< Whose ^.^ fuwy UwU nyot UwU dissembwed ;;w;; speaks ^.^ his >_< gwiefs. 
UwU Then :3 at >_> my ^-^ suit >w< wook >w< gwaciouswy on xDD him; 
:33 Wose UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^-^ nyobwe a uWu fwiend on uWu vain >_> suppose, 
>_> Nyow xDD with :3 souw OwO wooks afflict ^.^ his ÚwÚ gentwe >w< heawt. 
x3 [Aside uWu to ÚwÚ SATUWNyINyUS] ^w^ My lord, >_< be ^w^ wuw'd :3 by me, 
>_< be won :3 at xDD wast; 
Dissemble ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw griefs ^-^ and discontents. 
You are but OwO nyewwy OwO pwanted ^-^ in ^-^ youw OwO thwonye; 
Lest, uWu then, >w< the x3 peopwe, ^-^ and patricians OwO too, 
ÚwÚ Upon a UwU just x3 suwvey ^w^ take Titus' >_< pawt, 
And ;;w;; so :3 suppwant :33 you for >_> ingwatitude, 
Which ^w^ Wome :3 weputes uWu to >_< be a uWu heinyous sin, 
ÚwÚ Yiewd :3 at uWu entweats, ^-^ and :33 then let :33 me alone: 
>_< I'ww find a x3 day uWu to >_> massacwe them >w< aww, 
And >_> waze their faction ^-^ and their family, 
^.^ The OwO cwuew father ^-^ and ^.^ his traitorous :3 sons, 
>_< To whom ^-^ I :33 sued for >_> my dear son's ^-^ wife; 
And uWu make them >_< knyow what ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to let a :3 queen 
xDD Knyeew ^-^ in >w< the uWu stweets ^-^ and >w< beg for ^.^ gwace ^-^ in :33 vain.- 
uWu Come, come, sweet Emperor; come, OwO Andwonyicus. 
Take :3 up ^w^ this ^w^ good old ;;w;; man, ^-^ and :3 cheew >w< the :33 heawt 
:33 That OwO dies ^-^ in tempest :3 of thy >w< angwy ÚwÚ fwown. 
SATURNINUS. ^w^ Wise, >w< Titus, ;;w;; wise; >_> my x3 Empwess hath xDD pwevaiw'd. 
>_< TITUS. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw >_> Majesty ^-^ and >w< hew, >_> my OwO wowd; 
These >_< wowds, uWu these looks, OwO infuse xDD nyew OwO wife ^-^ in >w< me. 
:3 TAMOWA. >w< Titus, ^-^ I am x3 incowpowate ^-^ in Rome, 
xDD A UwU Woman now adopted happily, 
And must >_> advise >w< the xDD Empewow for ^.^ his :33 good. 
^.^ This x3 day ;;w;; aww ^.^ quawwews ^-^ die, ^w^ Andwonyicus; 
And let it >_< be mine ;;w;; honyouw, ^w^ good >_> my lord, 
:33 That ^-^ I have :33 weconciw'd ^-^ youw >w< fwiends ^-^ and ÚwÚ you. 
:3 Fow ^.^ you, xDD Pwince UwU Bassianyus, ^-^ I have >_< pass'd 
^w^ My :3 wowd ^-^ and x3 pwomise uWu to >w< the xDD Empewow 
:33 That :33 you >w< wiww >_< be :33 mowe >_< miwd ^-^ and :3 twactabwe. 
And ^w^ feaw not, >_< wowds- ^-^ and ^.^ you, >_< Wavinyia. 
By >_> my uWu advice, ;;w;; aww :3 humbwed on ^-^ youw knees, 
You >_< shaww ask >w< pawdon :3 of ^.^ his xDD Majesty. 
LUCIUS. OwO We ÚwÚ do, ^-^ and OwO vow uWu to :3 heaven ^-^ and uWu to ^.^ his Highness 
:33 That what ;;w;; we >w< did >_> was mildly ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we >w< might, 
uWu Tend'wing x3 ouw :3 sistew's >w< honyouw ^-^ and x3 ouw :3 own. 
^.^ MAWCUS. :33 That on mine >w< honyouw ÚwÚ hewe do ^-^ I :3 pwotest. 
SATURNINUS. :3 Away, ^-^ and ^-^ tawk not; trouble uWu us xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
:3 TAMOWA. Nay, :33 nyay, sweet OwO Empewow, ;;w;; we must ;;w;; aww >_< be uWu fwiends. 
^.^ The >w< Twibunye ^-^ and ^.^ his OwO nyephews kneel for grace. 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be denied. ^-^ Sweet heart, >w< wook OwO back. 
SATURNINUS. Marcus, for thy xDD sake, ^-^ and thy ^-^ bwothew's ;;w;; hewe, 
And :3 at >_> my ^-^ wovewy uWu Tamowa's uWu entweats, 
^-^ I do remit uWu these xDD young men's uWu heinyous >w< fauwts. 
:33 Stand ;;w;; up. 
:33 Wavinyia, though :33 you UwU weft :33 me OwO wike a :3 chuww, 
^-^ I x3 found a ^-^ fwiend; ^-^ and ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ death ^-^ I ^.^ swowe 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^.^ pawt a OwO bachewow OwO fwom >w< the x3 pwiest. 
uWu Come, >_> if >w< the >_> Empewow's >w< couwt ^w^ can xDD feast x3 two >_> bwides, 
You are >_> my >_< guest, :33 Wavinyia, ^-^ and ^-^ youw uWu fwiends. 
^.^ This x3 day >_< shaww >_< be a ;;w;; wove-day, Tamora. 
>_< TITUS. xDD To-mowwow, ^-^ and it UwU pwease ^-^ youw >_> Majesty 
>_< To >_> hunt >w< the panther ^-^ and >w< the hart xDD with me, 
With ^.^ hown ^-^ and ^.^ hound x3 we'ww >w< give ^-^ youw Grace UwU bonjouw. 
SATURNINUS. ;;w;; Be it ;;w;; so, >w< Titus, ^-^ and gramercy >_< too. 
x3 Exeunt. ^.^ Sound trumpets 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ Wome. :3 Befowe >w< the ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew :3 AAWON 

>_< AAWON. :3 Nyow xDD cwimbeth Tamora ÚwÚ Owympus' ;;w;; top, 
x3 Safe :33 out :3 of ^-^ Fowtunye's ^.^ shot, ^-^ and :3 sits x3 awoft, 
x3 Secuwe :3 of ;;w;; thundew's :3 cwack >w< ow lightning ;;w;; fwash, 
Advanc'd ^w^ above ^-^ pawe x3 envy's threat'ning uWu weach. 
:33 As uWu when >w< the xDD gowden sun ;;w;; sawutes >w< the morn, 
And, having uWu giwt >w< the ocean xDD with ^.^ his >w< beams, 
xDD Gawwops >w< the >_> zodiac ^-^ in ^.^ his glistening :33 coach 
And ;;w;; ovewwooks >w< the :33 highest-peewing ÚwÚ hiwws, 
So Tamora. 
ÚwÚ Upon ;;w;; hew UwU wit x3 doth ^-^ eawthwy >w< honyouw >_< wait, 
And virtue uWu stoops ^-^ and trembles :3 at ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ fwown. 
OwO Then, >w< Aawon, ;;w;; awm thy :33 heawt ^-^ and >w< fit thy ;;w;; thoughts 
>_< To mount ÚwÚ awoft xDD with thy ^w^ impewiaw mistress, 
And mount ;;w;; hew ^.^ pitch whom >w< thou ^-^ in ÚwÚ twiumph long. 
Hast >_> pwisonyew xDD hewd, :3 fett'wed ^-^ in amorous :33 chains, 
And ^w^ fastew ^.^ bound uWu to xDD Aawon's ÚwÚ chawming ^.^ eyes 
uWu Than is Prometheus ÚwÚ tied uWu to >w< Caucasus. 
>_> Away xDD with ^-^ swavish >_< weeds ^-^ and ;;w;; sewviwe ^-^ thoughts! 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be OwO bwight ^-^ and shine ^-^ in >_< peaww ^-^ and :3 gowd, 
>_< To :3 wait upon ^w^ this new-made OwO empewess. 
>_< To >_< wait, ^-^ said >_> I? >_< To ÚwÚ wanton xDD with ^w^ this ^-^ queen, 
^.^ This goddess, ^w^ this ;;w;; Semiwamis, ^w^ this :3 nymph, 
^.^ This ^w^ siwen ^w^ that >w< wiww :3 chawm ^.^ Wome's OwO Satuwnyinye, 
And see ^.^ his uWu shipwweck ^-^ and ^.^ his x3 commonweaw's. 
^-^ Huwwo! what ^-^ stowm is xDD this? 

^-^ Entew ^-^ CHIWON ^-^ and :33 DEMETWIUS, ^w^ bwaving 

DEMETRIUS. ^.^ Chiwon, thy xDD yeaws ^-^ wants ;;w;; wit, thy wits ^-^ wants OwO edge 
And manners, uWu to :3 intwude >w< whewe ^-^ I am :33 gwac'd, 
And ;;w;; may, for :3 aught >w< thou ÚwÚ knyowest, ^w^ affected OwO be. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. >w< Demetwius, >w< thou dost over-ween ^-^ in all; 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ in ^w^ this, uWu to ;;w;; beaw :33 me OwO down xDD with x3 bwaves. 
'Tis UwU nyot >w< the >_> diffewence :3 of a :33 yeaw >w< ow x3 two 
uWu Makes :33 me less OwO gwacious >w< ow ÚwÚ thee :33 mowe fortunate: 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ as able ^-^ and ÚwÚ as >w< fit ÚwÚ as >w< thou 
>_< To >_> sewve ^-^ and uWu to ^w^ desewve >_> my uWu mistwess' grace; 
And ^w^ that >_> my >_< swowd upon ÚwÚ thee >_< shaww :33 appwove, 
And xDD pwead >_> my UwU passions for :33 Wavinyia's :3 wove. 
>_< AAWON. [Aside] UwU Cwubs, ^.^ cwubs! These >w< wovews >w< wiww UwU nyot :3 keep >w< the 
>_< peace. 
DEMETRIUS. :3 Why, uWu boy, although x3 ouw mother, :33 unyadvis'd, 
;;w;; Gave :33 you a dancing ;;w;; wapiew :3 by ^-^ youw x3 side, 
;;w;; Awe :33 you ;;w;; so :33 despewate x3 gwown uWu to ^.^ thweat ^-^ youw friends? 
:3 Go :33 to; have ^-^ youw :3 wath ÚwÚ gwued >_> within ^-^ youw xDD sheath 
xDD Tiww :33 you >_< knyow xDD bettew how uWu to handle uWu it. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. ÚwÚ Meanwhiwe, sir, xDD with >w< the ^-^ wittwe OwO skiww ^-^ I uWu have, 
Full ^w^ weww xDD shawt >w< thou :3 pewceive how ÚwÚ much ^-^ I xDD dawe. 
DEMETRIUS. x3 Ay, uWu boy, ÚwÚ gwow xDD ye ;;w;; so brave? ;;w;; [They draw] 
>_< AAWON. [Coming >_> fowwawd] :3 Why, how uWu nyow, lords! 
So uWu nyeaw >w< the >_> Empewow's ^-^ pawace dare xDD ye draw 
And >_> maintain >_< such a :3 quawwew openly? 
Full ^w^ weww ^-^ I wot >w< the >_< gwound :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ this uWu gwudge: 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot for a million :3 of >_< gowd 
^.^ The >_< cause were known uWu to them it :3 most :3 concewns; 
>_> Nyow :3 wouwd ^-^ youw ^-^ nyobwe mother for ÚwÚ much :33 mowe 
;;w;; Be ;;w;; so :33 dishonyouwed ^-^ in >w< the >w< couwt :3 of ^.^ Wome. 
:3 Fow >w< shame, put ;;w;; up. 
DEMETRIUS. uWu Nyot ;;w;; I, :3 tiww ^-^ I have sheath'd 
^w^ My ;;w;; wapiew ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU bosom, ^-^ and >_< withaw 
>w< Thwust those reproachful >_> speeches OwO down ^.^ his :33 thwoat 
:33 That UwU he hath ^-^ bweath'd ^-^ in >_> my :3 dishonyouw uWu hewe. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. :3 Fow ^w^ that ^-^ I am x3 pwepaw'd ^-^ and full >w< wesowv'd, 
UwU Fouw-spoken coward, ^w^ that xDD thund'west xDD with thy uWu tongue, 
And xDD with thy ;;w;; weapon OwO nyothing dar'st x3 pewfowm. 
>_< AAWON. :3 Away, ^-^ I uWu say! 
xDD Nyow, :3 by >w< the UwU gods ^w^ that ;;w;; wawwike xDD Goths >w< adowe, 
^.^ This ;;w;; pwetty brabble >w< wiww undo uWu us ÚwÚ aww. 
:3 Why, ^w^ wowds, ^-^ and xDD think :33 you UwU nyot how ^w^ dangewous 
>_> It is uWu to jet upon a :33 pwince's ^.^ wight? 
^w^ What, is xDD Wavinyia :33 then ^-^ become ;;w;; so ^-^ woose, 
>_> Ow uWu Bassianyus ;;w;; so >_> degenyewate, 
:33 That for ;;w;; hew :33 wove >_< such ^.^ quawwews ^w^ may >_< be :33 bwoach'd 
>_< Without controlment, UwU justice, >w< ow revenge? 
Young ^w^ wowds, ÚwÚ bewawe; :3 an OwO shouwd >w< the x3 Empwess >_< knyow 
^.^ This discord's OwO gwound, >w< the music :3 wouwd UwU nyot :33 pwease. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. ^-^ I OwO cawe not, ;;w;; I, ^-^ knyew she ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the world: 
^-^ I :33 wove xDD Wavinyia :33 mowe than ;;w;; aww >w< the world. 
DEMETRIUS. ^.^ Youngwing, learn >w< thou uWu to uWu make ÚwÚ some >w< meanyew >_< choice: 
Lavina is ^w^ thinye >_> ewdew ^-^ bwothew's ^-^ hope. 
>_< AAWON. :3 Why, are xDD ye >_> mad, >w< ow >_< knyow xDD ye UwU nyot ^-^ in ^w^ Wome 
UwU How >_< fuwious ^-^ and >_> impatient :33 they be, 
And ;;w;; cannyot UwU bwook xDD competitows ^-^ in >w< wove? 
^-^ I tell ^.^ you, ^w^ wowds, :33 you do but :3 pwot ^-^ youw ^w^ deaths 
By ^w^ this OwO device. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. >w< Aawon, a >_> thousand ^w^ deaths 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ I OwO pwopose uWu to achieve ;;w;; hew whom ^-^ I :3 wove. 
>_< AAWON. >_< To achieve >_> hew- >_< how? 
DEMETRIUS. ^.^ Why ^.^ mak'st >w< thou it ;;w;; so :33 stwange? 
ÚwÚ She is a woman, x3 thewefowe ^w^ may >_< be woo'd; 
ÚwÚ She is a woman, x3 thewefowe ^w^ may >_< be won; 
ÚwÚ She is :33 Wavinyia, x3 thewefowe must >_< be ;;w;; wov'd. 
^w^ What, ^.^ man! :33 mowe water >w< gwideth :3 by >w< the >w< miww 
uWu Than >_< wots >w< the miller OwO of; ^-^ and >_< easy it is 
Of a cut ^.^ woaf uWu to >_> steaw a >w< shive, ;;w;; we know. 
OwO Though uWu Bassianyus >_< be >w< the >_> Empewow's ^-^ bwothew, 
>_> Bettew than UwU he have worn uWu Vuwcan's badge. 
>_< AAWON. [Aside] x3 Ay, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as ^w^ good ÚwÚ as x3 Satuwnyinyus >_> may. 
DEMETRIUS. UwU Then why OwO shouwd UwU he ÚwÚ despaiw ^w^ that UwU knyows uWu to >w< couwt it 
With >_< wowds, ^.^ faiw looks, ^-^ and >_< wibewawity? 
^w^ What, UwU hast UwU nyot >w< thou full x3 often ^w^ stwuck a >_< doe, 
And :33 bownye ;;w;; hew UwU cweanwy :3 by >w< the >_< keepew's nose? 
>_< AAWON. :3 Why, uWu then, it ^-^ seems ÚwÚ some x3 cewtain >_> snyatch >w< ow ;;w;; so 
>w< Wouwd >_> sewve ^-^ youw >w< tuwns. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. x3 Ay, ;;w;; so >w< the ^w^ tuwn were uWu sewved. 
DEMETRIUS. >w< Aawon, >w< thou UwU hast OwO hit uWu it. 
>_< AAWON. >w< Wouwd :33 you ^w^ had OwO hit it too! 
UwU Then OwO shouwd UwU nyot ;;w;; we >_< be uWu tiw'd xDD with ^w^ this ado. 
:3 Why, ^-^ hawk x3 ye, ^-^ hawk ;;w;; ye! ^-^ and are :33 you >_< such x3 foows 
>_< To uWu squawe for xDD this? >w< Wouwd it ^w^ offend ^.^ you, uWu then, 
:33 That x3 both OwO shouwd uWu speed? 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. ^-^ Faith, UwU nyot >w< me. 
DEMETRIUS. >_> Nyow me, ;;w;; so ^-^ I were ^w^ onye. 
>_< AAWON. :3 Fow >w< shame, >_< be :3 fwiends, ^-^ and :33 join for ^w^ that :33 you ^-^ jaw. 
'Tis policy ^-^ and xDD stwatagem must do 
:33 That :33 you >w< affect; ^-^ and ;;w;; so must :33 you >_< wesowve 
:33 That what :33 you ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ as :33 you :3 wouwd uWu achieve, 
You must UwU pewfowce accomplish ÚwÚ as :33 you >_> may. 
Take ^w^ this :3 of ^.^ me: >_< Wucwece >_> was UwU nyot :33 mowe >_> chaste 
uWu Than ^w^ this :33 Wavinyia, OwO Bassianyus' :3 wove. 
xDD A speedier ÚwÚ couwse than UwU wing'wing languishment 
ÚwÚ Must ;;w;; we OwO puwsue, ^-^ and ^-^ I have x3 found >w< the >_< path. 
^w^ My ^w^ wowds, a solemn hunting is ^-^ in UwU hand; 
;;w;; Thewe >w< wiww >w< the ^-^ wovewy UwU Woman ladies ;;w;; twoop; 
^.^ The forest OwO wawks are uWu wide ^-^ and >_> spacious, 
And uWu many ^-^ unfwequented :3 pwots >w< thewe are 
xDD Fitted :3 by uWu kind for rape ^-^ and UwU viwwainy. 
Single :33 you ^.^ thithew :33 then ^w^ this >_> dainty >_< doe, 
And ;;w;; stwike ;;w;; hew home :3 by ÚwÚ fowce >_> if UwU nyot :3 by :3 wowds. 
^.^ This OwO way, >w< ow UwU nyot :3 at >w< aww, >_< stand :33 you ^-^ in ^-^ hope. 
uWu Come, come, x3 ouw >_> Empwess, xDD with ;;w;; hew ^.^ sacwed UwU wit 
>_< To ^-^ viwwainy ^-^ and vengeance uWu consecwate, 
Will ;;w;; we ^.^ acquaint xDD with ;;w;; aww what ;;w;; we ;;w;; intend; 
And she >_< shaww >_< fiwe x3 ouw ^-^ enginyes xDD with ÚwÚ advice 
:33 That >w< wiww UwU nyot :3 suffew :33 you uWu to uWu squawe ^-^ youwsewves, 
xDD But uWu to ^-^ youw x3 wishes' :3 height >_> advance :33 you ^.^ both. 
^.^ The >_> Empewow's >w< couwt is OwO wike >w< the house :3 of Fame, 
^.^ The ^-^ pawace full :3 of tongues, :3 of uWu eyes, ^-^ and ears; 
^.^ The ^w^ woods are ruthless, ^-^ dweadfuw, :33 deaf, ^-^ and :33 duww. 
;;w;; Thewe UwU speak ^-^ and :33 stwike, ^.^ bwave ÚwÚ boys, ^-^ and ^w^ take ^-^ youw ^.^ tuwns; 
;;w;; Thewe >_> sewve ^-^ youw >w< wust, ^-^ shadowed OwO fwom heaven's ^-^ eye, 
And UwU wevew ^-^ in :33 Wavinyia's treasury. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. >w< Thy :33 counsew, xDD wad, >_< smewws :3 of xDD nyo OwO cowawdice. 
DEMETRIUS. >w< Sit fas aut >_> nyefas, :3 tiww ^-^ I find >w< the ^w^ stweam 
>_< To cool ^w^ this heat, a :3 chawm uWu to OwO cawm uWu these fits, 
^-^ Pew ^.^ Styga, ^.^ pew xDD manyes :33 vehow. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
xDD A forest uWu nyeaw ^w^ Wome 

^-^ Entew TITUS >_> ANDWONyICUS, ^-^ and ^.^ his xDD thwee :3 sons, x3 WUCIUS, >w< QUINTUS, MARTIUS, 
UwU making a noise xDD with ^.^ hounds ^-^ and UwU howns; ^-^ and ^w^ MAWCUS 

>_< TITUS. ^.^ The >_> hunt is xDD up, >w< the mown is OwO bwight ^-^ and xDD gwey, 
^.^ The ^-^ fiewds are ^w^ fwagwant, ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ woods are :3 gween. 
Uncouple ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ and let uWu us uWu make a :3 bay, 
And wake >w< the xDD Empewow ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ wovewy :3 bwide, 
And :33 wouse >w< the Prince, ^-^ and ring a xDD huntew's UwU peaw, 
:33 That ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< couwt ^w^ may ;;w;; echo xDD with >w< the :3 nyoise. 
UwU Sons, let it >_< be ^-^ youw :3 chawge, ÚwÚ as it is UwU ouws, 
>_< To ^-^ attend >w< the >_> Empewow's :33 pewson >w< cawefuwwy. 
^-^ I have OwO been xDD twoubwed ^-^ in >_> my OwO sweep ^w^ this OwO nyight, 
xDD But ^.^ dawnying x3 day xDD nyew x3 comfowt hath inspir'd. 

uWu Hewe a ^.^ cwy :3 of >w< hounds, ^-^ and ^.^ wind >_> howns ^-^ in a ^.^ peaw. 
UwU Then UwU entew SATURNINUS, ÚwÚ TAMOWA, uWu BASSIANyUS ^w^ WAVINyIA, 
^-^ CHIWON, :33 DEMETWIUS, ^-^ and their attendants 
^w^ Many ^w^ good ;;w;; mowwows uWu to ^-^ youw Majesty! 
^-^ Madam, uWu to :33 you ÚwÚ as uWu many ^-^ and ÚwÚ as UwU good! 
^-^ I promised ^-^ youw Grace a xDD huntew's ^.^ peaw. 
SATURNINUS. And :33 you have xDD wung it lustily, >_> my >_< wowds- 
^w^ Somewhat x3 too >w< eawwy for xDD nyew-mawwied ÚwÚ wadies. 
>_< BASSIANyUS. :33 Wavinyia, how say :33 you? 
uWu WAVINyIA. ^-^ I say no; 
^-^ I have OwO been >_< bwoad >_< awake x3 two >w< houws ^-^ and >w< mowe. 
SATURNINUS. ^w^ Come on uWu then, ;;w;; howse ^-^ and UwU chawiots let uWu us uWu have, 
And uWu to x3 ouw >_> spowt. ^w^ [To uWu TAMOWA] ^-^ Madam, now >_< shaww xDD ye see 
>_< Ouw UwU Woman hunting. 
^.^ MAWCUS. ^-^ I have uWu dogs, >_> my lord, 
Will :33 wouse >w< the proudest panther ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; chase, 
And ^-^ cwimb >w< the >w< highest >w< pwomontowy ÚwÚ top. 
>_< TITUS. And ^-^ I have ;;w;; howse >w< wiww x3 fowwow >w< whewe >w< the >w< game 
uWu Makes OwO way, ^-^ and run OwO wike :33 swawwows ^.^ o'ew >w< the ^-^ pwain. 
DEMETRIUS. ^.^ Chiwon, ;;w;; we >_> hunt not, ^-^ we, xDD with ;;w;; howse >_< nyow ^.^ hound, 
xDD But hope uWu to pluck a >_> dainty >_< doe uWu to uWu gwound. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
xDD A OwO wonyewy ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the forest 

^-^ Entew :3 AAWON UwU awonye, xDD with a ^-^ bag :3 of >_< gowd 

>_< AAWON. He ^w^ that ^w^ had UwU wit :3 wouwd xDD think ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had none, 
>_< To ^w^ buwy ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >_< gowd ^.^ undew a UwU twee 
And UwU nyevew after uWu to ;;w;; inhewit uWu it. 
Let xDD him ^w^ that :33 thinks :3 of :33 me ;;w;; so ÚwÚ abjectwy 
x3 Knyow ^w^ that ^w^ this >_< gowd must ^.^ coin a UwU stwatagem, 
Which, >w< cunnyingwy >w< effected, >w< wiww :33 beget 
xDD A :3 vewy >_< excewwent piece :3 of UwU viwwainy. 
And ;;w;; so ÚwÚ wepose, sweet :3 gowd, for their unrest 
[Hides >w< the >w< gowd] 
:33 That have their >_< awms :33 out :3 of >w< the >_> Empwess' ^.^ chest. 

^-^ Entew OwO TAMOWA UwU awonye, uWu to >w< the :3 Moow 

:3 TAMOWA. ^w^ My ^-^ wovewy >w< Aawon, wherefore look'st >w< thou ;;w;; sad 
When ;;w;; evewything does uWu make a gleeful >w< boast? 
^.^ The >_< biwds xDD chant melody on >_> evewy bush; 
^.^ The xDD snyakes >_< wie >_< wowwed ^-^ in >w< the cheerful x3 sun; 
^.^ The >_> gween leaves quiver xDD with >w< the xDD coowing ^.^ wind 
And uWu make a ^w^ chequew'd uWu shadow on >w< the >_< gwound; 
Under their sweet :33 shade, >w< Aawon, let uWu us sit, 
And :33 whiwe >w< the ;;w;; babbwing ;;w;; echo ;;w;; mocks >w< the >w< hounds, 
uWu Wepwying OwO shwiwwy uWu to >w< the well-tun'd uWu howns, 
:33 As >_> if a >w< doubwe >_> hunt were heard :3 at once, 
Let uWu us ÚwÚ sit OwO down ^-^ and >_< mawk their yellowing ^w^ nyoise; 
xDD And- after >_< confwict >_< such ÚwÚ as >_> was >w< suppos'd 
^.^ The wand'ring prince ^-^ and >_< Dido once ^w^ enjoyed, 
When xDD with a happy ^-^ stowm :33 they were surpris'd, 
And x3 cuwtain'd xDD with a counsel-keeping cave- 
OwO We ;;w;; may, uWu each :33 wweathed ^-^ in >w< the UwU othew's ^w^ awms, 
>_< Ouw pastimes x3 donye, UwU possess a xDD gowden slumber, 
Whiles ^.^ hounds ^-^ and >_> howns ^-^ and sweet :3 mewodious >_< biwds 
;;w;; Be >_< unto uWu us ÚwÚ as is a UwU nyuwse's ÚwÚ song 
Of :3 wuwwaby uWu to >_< bwing ;;w;; hew :3 babe uWu asweep. 
>_< AAWON. ^-^ Madam, though x3 Venyus >w< govewn ^-^ youw desires, 
;;w;; Satuwn is ^-^ dominyatow OwO ovew >_< minye. 
:3 What signifies >_> my ^-^ deadwy-standing ^-^ eye, 
^w^ My >_< siwence ^-^ and >_> my cloudy uWu mewanchowy, 
^w^ My :33 fweece :3 of :3 woowwy >w< haiw ^w^ that now UwU uncuwws 
uWu Even ÚwÚ as :3 an :3 addew uWu when she x3 doth x3 unwoww 
>_< To do ÚwÚ some OwO fataw execution? 
x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ madam, uWu these are xDD nyo >_> venyeweaw x3 signs. 
Vengeance is ^-^ in >_> my heart, ÚwÚ death ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; hand, 
x3 Bwood ^-^ and >_< wevenge are :33 hammewing ^-^ in >_> my head. 
Hark, x3 Tamowa, >w< the >_> empwess :3 of >_> my ^w^ souw, 
Which UwU nyevew ;;w;; hopes :33 mowe :3 heaven than >w< wests ^-^ in ;;w;; thee- 
^.^ This is >w< the x3 day :3 of ^-^ doom for OwO Bassianyus; 
:33 His uWu Phiwomew must ;;w;; wose ;;w;; hew tongue uWu to-day, 
>w< Thy sons uWu make >_> piwwage :3 of ;;w;; hew ^-^ chastity, 
And >w< wash their >w< hands ^-^ in OwO Bassianyus' >w< bwood. 
UwU Seest >w< thou ^w^ this letter? Take it xDD up, ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, 
And >w< give >w< the OwO King ^w^ this fatal-plotted ^-^ scwoww. 
:3 Nyow >w< question :33 me xDD nyo >_< mowe; ;;w;; we are x3 espied. 
uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes a >_< pawcew :3 of x3 ouw UwU hopefuw booty, 
Which dreads UwU nyot yet their lives' xDD destwuction. 

^-^ Entew uWu BASSIANyUS ^-^ and LAVINIA 

:3 TAMOWA. >_< Ah, >_> my sweet x3 Moow, >w< sweetew uWu to :33 me than life! 
>_< AAWON. :33 Nyo ^-^ mowe, >_> gweat >_> Empwess: uWu Bassianyus :33 comes. 
;;w;; Be x3 cwoss xDD with xDD him; ^-^ and >_< I'ww ^w^ go fetch thy sons 
>_< To >_< back thy q-quawwews, ;;w;; whatsoe'ew :33 they OwO be. x3 Exit 
>_< BASSIANyUS. >_< Who have ;;w;; we :33 hewe? ^.^ Wome's ;;w;; woyaw ^w^ Empewess, 
x3 Unfuwnyish'd :3 of ;;w;; hew uWu weww-beseeming OwO twoop? 
>_> Ow is it Dian, xDD habited OwO wike >w< hew, 
>_< Who hath :3 abandonyed ;;w;; hew UwU howy x3 gwoves 
>_< To see >w< the ^-^ genyewaw hunting ^-^ in ^w^ this forest? 
:3 TAMOWA. :33 Saucy controller :3 of >_> my private >_< steps! 
Had ^-^ I >w< the x3 pow'w ^w^ that ÚwÚ some say >w< Dian >_< had, 
>w< Thy temples OwO shouwd >_< be OwO pwanted uWu pwesentwy 
With uWu howns, ÚwÚ as >_> was ^.^ Actaeon's; ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ hounds 
^.^ Shouwd :33 dwive upon thy ÚwÚ nyew-twansfowmed OwO wimbs, 
Unmannerly >_> intwudew ÚwÚ as >w< thou >_> awt! 
uWu WAVINyIA. Under ^-^ youw >_> patience, ÚwÚ gentwe ^w^ Empewess, 
'Tis :3 thought :33 you have a goodly :3 gift ^-^ in :33 hownying, 
And uWu to >_< be ;;w;; doubted ^w^ that ^-^ youw :3 Moow ^-^ and :33 you 
;;w;; Awe ;;w;; singwed ^-^ fowth uWu to xDD twy thy >w< expewiments. 
:3 Jove >_< shiewd ^-^ youw :3 husband OwO fwom ^.^ his ^.^ hounds to-day! 
'Tis :33 pity :33 they OwO shouwd ^w^ take xDD him for a OwO stag. 
>_< BASSIANyUS. ;;w;; Bewieve me, OwO Queen, ^-^ youw ;;w;; swawth xDD Cimmewian 
^.^ Doth uWu make ^-^ youw >w< honyouw :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ body's hue, 
Spotted, ^-^ detested, ^-^ and >_< abominyabwe. 
^.^ Why are :33 you OwO sequest'wed OwO fwom ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw ^w^ twain, 
>w< Dismounted OwO fwom ^-^ youw ÚwÚ snyow-white goodly ^w^ steed, 
And UwU wand'wed ÚwÚ hithew uWu to :3 an >_< obscuwe :33 pwot, 
uWu Accompanyied but xDD with a uWu bawbawous x3 Moow, 
UwU If ÚwÚ fouw desire ^w^ had UwU nyot ^w^ conducted :33 you? 
uWu WAVINyIA. And, being ^-^ intewcepted ^-^ in ^-^ youw :33 spowt, 
Great :3 weason ^w^ that >_> my ^-^ nyobwe lord >_< be rated 
:3 Fow OwO saucinyess. ^-^ I pray :33 you let uWu us OwO hence, 
And let ;;w;; hew ;;w;; joy ;;w;; hew ^w^ waven-cowouwed love; 
^.^ This >_> vawwey uWu fits >w< the OwO puwpose >w< passing ^.^ weww. 
>_< BASSIANyUS. ^.^ The OwO King >_> my brother >_< shaww have >_< nyotice :3 of this. 
uWu WAVINyIA. x3 Ay, for uWu these x3 swips have uWu made xDD him x3 nyoted long. 
Good uWu king, uWu to >_< be ;;w;; so UwU mightiwy x3 abused! 
:3 TAMOWA. :3 Why, ^-^ I have x3 patience uWu to ^w^ enduwe ;;w;; aww this. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ CHIWON ^-^ and DEMETRIUS 

DEMETRIUS. UwU How uWu nyow, dear uWu soveweign, ^-^ and x3 ouw OwO gwacious :3 mothew! 
^.^ Why x3 doth ^-^ youw Highness >w< wook ;;w;; so ^-^ pawe ^-^ and >w< wan? 
:3 TAMOWA. >_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot ;;w;; weason, xDD think ^.^ you, uWu to >w< wook x3 pawe? 
These x3 two have uWu 'ticed :33 me ÚwÚ hithew uWu to ^w^ this ;;w;; pwace. 
xDD A x3 bawwen OwO detested >_> vawe :33 you see it ^.^ is: 
^.^ The trees, though summer, yet :3 fowwown ^-^ and x3 wean, 
Overcome xDD with ^w^ moss ^-^ and :33 bawefuw >_< mistwetoe; 
uWu Hewe UwU nyevew uWu shinyes >w< the x3 sun; ÚwÚ hewe OwO nyothing ^-^ bweeds, 
uWu Unwess >w< the xDD nyightwy :33 oww >w< ow OwO fataw UwU waven. 
And uWu when :33 they UwU show'd :33 me ^w^ this ;;w;; abhowwed :3 pit, 
xDD They >_< towd me, ;;w;; hewe, :3 at ^-^ dead :3 time :3 of >w< the OwO nyight, 
xDD A >_> thousand fiends, a >_> thousand >w< hissing ^-^ snyakes, 
^w^ Ten >_> thousand swelling :3 toads, ÚwÚ as uWu many >_< uwchins, 
>w< Wouwd uWu make >_< such OwO feawfuw ^-^ and confused cries 
:33 As :33 any x3 mowtaw body hearing it 
^.^ Shouwd straight x3 faww uWu mad >w< ow else :33 die ^-^ suddenwy. 
:33 Nyo ^-^ soonyew ^w^ had :33 they >_< towd ^w^ this >_< hewwish x3 tawe 
xDD But straight :33 they >_< towd :33 me :33 they :3 wouwd ^w^ bind :33 me ÚwÚ hewe 
uWu Unto >w< the body :3 of a :33 dismaw xDD yew, 
And uWu weave :33 me uWu to ^w^ this miserable ^-^ death. 
And :33 then :33 they call'd :33 me ÚwÚ fouw adulteress, 
Lascivious OwO Goth, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU bittewest >w< tewms 
:33 That ^-^ evew >_> eaw >w< did >_> heaw uWu to >_< such :3 effect; 
And ^w^ had :33 you UwU nyot :3 by ^.^ wondwous xDD fowtunye come, 
^.^ This vengeance on :33 me ^w^ had :33 they >_> executed. 
:3 Wevenge ^w^ it, ÚwÚ as :33 you :33 wove ^-^ youw xDD mothew's >_< wife, 
>_> Ow >_< be xDD ye UwU nyot >w< hencefowth call'd >_> my children. 
DEMETRIUS. ^.^ This is a x3 witnyess ^w^ that ^-^ I am thy ;;w;; son. 
OwO [Stabs BASSIANUS] 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. And ^w^ this for me, ^w^ stwuck home uWu to ^w^ show >_> my ÚwÚ stwength. 
>_< [Awso xDD stabs] 
uWu WAVINyIA. x3 Ay, come, xDD Semiwamis- :33 nyay, uWu bawbawous x3 Tamowa, 
:3 Fow xDD nyo name uWu fits thy ;;w;; nyatuwe but thy ^-^ own! 
:3 TAMOWA. ^w^ Give :33 me >w< the poniard; :33 you >_< shaww :33 knyow, >_> my ÚwÚ boys, 
;;w;; Youw xDD mothew's UwU hand >_< shaww >w< wight ^-^ youw xDD mothew's ;;w;; wwong. 
DEMETRIUS. Stay, ÚwÚ madam, ÚwÚ hewe is :33 mowe belongs uWu to :3 hew; 
>_< Fiwst :33 thwash >w< the corn, :33 then after burn >w< the >_> stwaw. 
^.^ This ;;w;; minyion >w< stood upon ;;w;; hew ^-^ chastity, 
ÚwÚ Upon ;;w;; hew nuptial x3 vow, ;;w;; hew ;;w;; woyawty, 
And xDD with ^w^ that painted hope braves ^-^ youw >_> mightinyess; 
And >_< shaww she x3 cawwy ^w^ this >_< unto ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ gwave? 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. ;;w;; An >_> if she ÚwÚ do, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I were :3 an >_> eunyuch. 
>_> Dwag hence ;;w;; hew :3 husband uWu to ÚwÚ some ;;w;; secwet :33 howe, 
And uWu make ^.^ his ^-^ dead ^-^ twunk :33 piwwow uWu to x3 ouw ^w^ wust. 
:3 TAMOWA. xDD But uWu when xDD ye have >w< the ^-^ honyey ;;w;; we desire, 
Let UwU nyot ^w^ this wasp outlive, uWu us x3 both uWu to sting. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, ÚwÚ madam, ;;w;; we >w< wiww uWu make ^w^ that ;;w;; suwe. 
uWu Come, mistress, now UwU pewfowce ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^.^ enjoy 
:33 That >_> nyice-pwesewved uWu honyesty :3 of >w< youws. 
uWu WAVINyIA. O Tamora! >w< thou bearest a :3 woman's :33 face- 
:3 TAMOWA. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> heaw ;;w;; hew uWu speak; xDD away xDD with ^w^ hew! 
uWu WAVINyIA. ^-^ Sweet ^w^ wowds, entreat ;;w;; hew >_> heaw :33 me but a word. 
DEMETRIUS. >_< Wisten, ^.^ faiw madam: let it >_< be ^-^ youw xDD gwowy 
>_< To see ;;w;; hew :33 teaws; but >_< be ^-^ youw :33 heawt uWu to them 
:33 As uWu unwewenting >_< fwint uWu to ^.^ dwops :3 of ^.^ wain. 
uWu WAVINyIA. When >w< did >w< the >w< tigew's xDD young ones ^-^ teach >w< the xDD dam? 
OwO O, do UwU nyot learn ;;w;; hew ^-^ wwath- she ^-^ taught it ;;w;; thee; 
^.^ The UwU miwk >w< thou :33 suck'dst OwO fwom ;;w;; hew >w< did ^w^ tuwn uWu to marble, 
uWu Even :3 at thy teat >w< thou ^.^ hadst thy ^-^ tywanny. 
^w^ Yet >_> evewy mother >w< bweeds UwU nyot sons >w< awike: 
^w^ [To CHIRON] :3 Do >w< thou entreat ;;w;; hew ^w^ show a :3 woman's >_< pity. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. ^w^ What, wouldst >w< thou have :33 me >_< pwove myself a ^-^ bastawd? 
uWu WAVINyIA. 'Tis ;;w;; twue, >w< the xDD waven x3 doth UwU nyot xDD hatch a UwU wawk. 
^w^ Yet have ^-^ I x3 heawd- OwO O, ^-^ couwd ^-^ I find it uWu nyow!- 
^.^ The x3 wion, xDD mov'd xDD with pity, >w< did ^w^ enduwe 
>_< To have ^.^ his ÚwÚ pwincewy paws par'd ;;w;; aww uWu away. 
^.^ Some say ^w^ that ^-^ wavens :33 fostew :3 fowwown >w< chiwdwen, 
^.^ The whilst their ^-^ own >_< biwds ^.^ famish ^-^ in their uWu nyests; 
OwO O, >_< be uWu to me, though thy :33 hawd :33 heawt say uWu nyo, 
Nothing ;;w;; so kind, but x3 something >_< pitifuw! 
:3 TAMOWA. ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what it ÚwÚ means; xDD away xDD with ^w^ hew! 
uWu WAVINyIA. OwO O, let :33 me ^-^ teach ^-^ thee! :3 Fow >_> my >_> fathew's xDD sake, 
:33 That ÚwÚ gave ÚwÚ thee OwO wife uWu when ^w^ weww UwU he :33 might have OwO swain ^-^ thee, 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot x3 obduwate, uWu open thy deaf ;;w;; eaws. 
:3 TAMOWA. >_< Hadst >w< thou ^-^ in :33 pewson >w< nye'ew ^-^ offended me, 
uWu Even for ^.^ his >w< sake am ^-^ I pitiless. 
Remember, ÚwÚ boys, ^-^ I pour'd ^-^ fowth tears ^-^ in uWu vain 
>_< To >_< save ^-^ youw brother OwO fwom >w< the >_< sacwifice; 
xDD But :3 fiewce :3 Andwonyicus :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^-^ wewent. 
Therefore xDD away xDD with >w< hew, ^-^ and ÚwÚ use ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ as :33 you :3 wiww; 
^.^ The worse uWu to ;;w;; hew >w< the xDD bettew :3 wov'd :3 of >w< me. 
uWu WAVINyIA. O x3 Tamowa, >_< be call'd a ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ queen, 
And xDD with ^w^ thinye ^-^ own >w< hands kill :33 me ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 pwace! 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot OwO wife ^w^ that ^-^ I have begg'd ;;w;; so >w< wong; 
>_> Poow ^-^ I >_> was OwO swain uWu when uWu Bassianyus died. 
:3 TAMOWA. :3 What beg'st UwU thou, then? >w< Fond woman, let :33 me ^w^ go. 
uWu WAVINyIA. 'Tis present ÚwÚ death ^-^ I uWu beg; ^-^ and >w< onye >_> thing ^-^ mowe, 
:33 That womanhood :3 denyies >_> my tongue uWu to :33 teww: 
OwO O, :3 keep :33 me OwO fwom their worse than ÚwÚ kiwwing >w< wust, 
And ^.^ tumbwe :33 me uWu into ÚwÚ some uWu woathsome :3 pit, 
;;w;; Whewe UwU nyevew man's eye ^w^ may uWu behowd >_> my ;;w;; body; 
:3 Do ^w^ this, ^-^ and >_< be a charitable ÚwÚ muwdewew. 
:3 TAMOWA. So OwO shouwd ^-^ I uWu wob >_> my sweet sons :3 of their xDD fee; 
x3 Nyo, let them :33 satisfy their OwO wust on ;;w;; thee. 
DEMETRIUS. ;;w;; Away! for >w< thou UwU hast stay'd uWu us ÚwÚ hewe x3 too long. 
uWu WAVINyIA. :33 Nyo grace? xDD nyo ^w^ womanhood? >_< Ah, xDD beastwy >w< cweatuwe, 
^.^ The ^.^ bwot ^-^ and enemy uWu to x3 ouw ^-^ genyewaw x3 nyame! 
:33 Confusion ÚwÚ faww- 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. Nay, :33 then >_< I'ww >w< stop ^-^ youw UwU mouth. xDD Bwing >w< thou ;;w;; hew xDD husband. 
^.^ This is >w< the UwU howe >w< whewe ÚwÚ Aawon :33 bid uWu us xDD hide ^-^ him. 

DEMETRIUS throws >w< the body 
:3 of uWu BASSIANyUS uWu into >w< the xDD pit; :33 then x3 exeunt 
DEMETRIUS ^-^ and ^-^ CHIWON, >_> dwagging off LAVINIA 

:3 TAMOWA. Farewell, >_> my sons; see ^w^ that :33 you uWu make ;;w;; hew ;;w;; suwe. 
>w< Nye'ew let >_> my :33 heawt >_< knyow uWu mewwy :3 cheew uWu indeed 
xDD Tiww ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU Andwonyici >_< be uWu made uWu away. 
:3 Nyow >w< wiww ^-^ I hence uWu to >w< seek >_> my ^-^ wovewy x3 Moow, 
And let >_> my x3 spweenfuw sons ^w^ this >w< twuww ^w^ defwowew. x3 Exit 

^-^ We-entew ^w^ AAWON, xDD with x3 two 
:3 of TITUS' :3 sons, ^.^ QUINTUS ^-^ and MARTIUS 

>_< AAWON. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, >_> my ^w^ wowds, >w< the xDD bettew ^.^ foot ^-^ befowe; 
uWu Stwaight >w< wiww ^-^ I >_< bwing :33 you uWu to >w< the uWu woathsome ÚwÚ pit 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I UwU espied >w< the panther fast uWu asweep. 
x3 QUINTUS. ^w^ My :33 sight is :3 vewy ^.^ duww, :3 whate'ew it OwO bodes. 
uWu MAWTIUS. And uWu minye, ^-^ I x3 pwomise you; were it UwU nyot for >w< shame, 
ÚwÚ Weww ^-^ couwd ^-^ I uWu weave x3 ouw >_> spowt uWu to OwO sweep ^w^ awhiwe. 
^-^ [Fawws uWu into >w< the xDD pit] 
x3 QUINTUS. ^w^ What, UwU awt >w< thou :3 fawwen? :3 What ^w^ subtwe UwU howe is ^w^ this, 
>_< Whose uWu mouth is ÚwÚ covewed xDD with rude-growing ^-^ bwiews, 
ÚwÚ Upon :3 whose leaves are ^.^ dwops :3 of >_> nyew-shed UwU bwood 
:33 As >_> fwesh ÚwÚ as ^.^ mownying UwU dew x3 distiww'd on ;;w;; fwowews? 
xDD A :3 vewy OwO fataw :3 pwace it ^-^ seems uWu to >w< me. 
Speak, ^-^ bwothew, UwU hast >w< thou hurt ÚwÚ thee xDD with >w< the :33 faww? 
uWu MAWTIUS. O ^-^ bwothew, xDD with >w< the ^.^ dismaw'st ^.^ object hurt 
:33 That ^-^ evew eye xDD with :33 sight uWu made :33 heawt ^w^ wament! 
>_< AAWON. [Aside] :3 Nyow >w< wiww ^-^ I fetch >w< the OwO King uWu to find them ;;w;; hewe, 
:33 That UwU he >w< theweby ^w^ may have a OwO wikewy guess 
UwU How uWu these were :33 they ^w^ that uWu made xDD away ^.^ his >_> bwothew. x3 Exit 
uWu MAWTIUS. ^.^ Why dost UwU nyot x3 comfowt me, ^-^ and :33 hewp :33 me :33 out 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ this ^w^ unhawwow'd ^-^ and >_< bwood-stainyed hole? 
x3 QUINTUS. ^-^ I am ^.^ suwpwised xDD with :3 an >_< uncouth fear; 
xDD A chilling sweat ;;w;; o'ew-wuns >_> my trembling joints; 
^w^ My :33 heawt x3 suspects :33 mowe than mine eye ^w^ can >_> see. 
uWu MAWTIUS. >_< To >_< pwove >w< thou UwU hast a OwO twue >_> divinying heart, 
ÚwÚ Aawon ^-^ and >w< thou >w< wook OwO down uWu into ^w^ this den, 
And see a OwO feawfuw :33 sight :3 of UwU bwood ^-^ and ^-^ death. 
x3 QUINTUS. ÚwÚ Aawon is gone, ^-^ and >_> my ^.^ compassionyate :33 heawt 
Will UwU nyot :3 pewmit mine ^.^ eyes once uWu to uWu behowd 
^.^ The >_> thing x3 wheweat it trembles :3 by xDD suwmise; 
OwO O, tell :33 me ;;w;; who it UwU is, for >w< nye'ew :3 tiww now 
uWu Was ^-^ I a UwU chiwd uWu to ^w^ feaw ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot UwU what. 
uWu MAWTIUS. xDD Wowd uWu Bassianyus ^w^ wies ^.^ beway'd ^-^ in uWu bwood, 
;;w;; Aww on a ;;w;; heap, OwO wike uWu to a ;;w;; swaughtewed uWu wamb, 
^.^ In ^w^ this ^-^ detested, uWu dawk, :33 bwood-dwinking >w< pit. 
x3 QUINTUS. UwU If it >_< be uWu dawk, how dost >w< thou >_< knyow ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ he? 
uWu MAWTIUS. ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his ÚwÚ bwoody finger UwU he x3 doth >_< weaw 
xDD A ;;w;; pwecious ring ^w^ that :3 wightens ;;w;; aww ^w^ this :33 howe, 
Which, OwO wike a >w< tapew ^-^ in ÚwÚ some >_> monyument, 
^.^ Doth shine upon >w< the ^-^ dead man's earthy uWu cheeks, 
And :3 shows >w< the ragged entrails :3 of ^w^ this xDD pit; 
So ^-^ pawe >w< did shine >w< the moon on x3 Pywamus 
When UwU he :3 by night lay bath'd ^-^ in ÚwÚ maiden >w< bwood. 
O ^-^ bwothew, :33 hewp :33 me xDD with thy fainting hand- 
UwU If ^w^ feaw hath uWu made ÚwÚ thee faint, ÚwÚ as :33 me it ^w^ hath- 
>_> Out :3 of ^w^ this uWu feww uWu devouwing >_> weceptacwe, 
:33 As >_< hatefuw ÚwÚ as uWu Cocytus' >_< misty UwU mouth. 
x3 QUINTUS. >_> Weach :33 me thy ;;w;; hand, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may :33 hewp ÚwÚ thee x3 out, 
^w^ Ow, ;;w;; wanting >_> stwength uWu to do ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ^.^ good, 
^-^ I ^w^ may >_< be UwU pwuck'd uWu into >w< the :3 swawwowing >_< womb 
Of ^w^ this ;;w;; deep :3 pit, x3 poow OwO Bassianyus' :33 gwave. 
^-^ I have xDD nyo >_> stwength uWu to pluck ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< the ;;w;; bwink. 
uWu MAWTIUS. >_> Nyow ^-^ I xDD nyo >_> stwength uWu to ^-^ cwimb :33 without thy :33 hewp. 
x3 QUINTUS. >w< Thy UwU hand once >_< mowe; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot loose >w< again, 
xDD Tiww >w< thou UwU awt ÚwÚ hewe x3 awoft, >w< ow ^-^ I >_> bewow. 
Thou >_> canst UwU nyot come uWu to >_> me- ^-^ I come uWu to ;;w;; thee. ^-^ [Fawws :33 in] 

^-^ Entew >w< the EMPEROR ^-^ and :3 AAWON >w< the :3 Moow 

SATURNINUS. UwU Awong xDD with me! >_< I'ww see what UwU howe is ;;w;; hewe, 
And what UwU he is ^w^ that now is leapt uWu into uWu it. 
>w< Say, ;;w;; who UwU awt >w< thou ^w^ that uWu watewy didst ÚwÚ descend 
>w< Into ^w^ this >_> gaping ^.^ howwow :3 of >w< the ^-^ eawth? 
uWu MAWTIUS. ^.^ The ÚwÚ unhappy sons :3 of old :33 Andwonyicus, 
^w^ Bwought ÚwÚ hithew ^-^ in a :3 most ^.^ unwucky hour, 
>_< To find thy brother uWu Bassianyus xDD dead. 
SATURNINUS. ^w^ My brother ;;w;; dead! ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< thou dost but x3 jest: 
He ^-^ and ^.^ his lady x3 both are :3 at >w< the :33 wodge 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the north >w< side :3 of ^w^ this :3 pweasant UwU chase; 
'Tis UwU nyot :3 an hour >_> since ^-^ I UwU weft them >w< thewe. 
uWu MAWTIUS. OwO We >_< knyow UwU nyot >w< whewe :33 you UwU weft them ;;w;; aww ^.^ awive; 
>w< But, :33 out ^.^ awas! ÚwÚ hewe have ;;w;; we x3 found xDD him xDD dead. 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ TAMOWA, xDD with 
^w^ attendants; TITUS UwU ANDWONyICUS ^-^ and x3 Wucius 

:3 TAMOWA. ;;w;; Whewe is >_> my lord >w< the ÚwÚ King? 
SATURNINUS. >_> Hewe, :33 Tamowa; though x3 gwiev'd xDD with ÚwÚ kiwwing grief. 
:3 TAMOWA. ;;w;; Whewe is thy brother Bassianus? 
SATURNINUS. :3 Nyow uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ bottom dost >w< thou ;;w;; seawch >_> my >_< wound; 
>_> Poow uWu Bassianyus ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ wies murdered. 
:3 TAMOWA. UwU Then ;;w;; aww x3 too OwO wate ^-^ I >_< bwing ^w^ this OwO fataw ^.^ wwit, 
^.^ The ^w^ compwot :3 of ^w^ this :33 timewess >w< twagedy; 
And x3 wondew greatly ^w^ that man's UwU face ^w^ can :33 fowd 
^.^ In >_< pweasing ^-^ smiwes >_< such murderous ^-^ tywanny. 
^w^ [She >_> giveth :3 SATUWNyINyE a letter] 
SATURNINUS. >_< [Weads] xDD 'An >_> if ;;w;; we miss uWu to meet xDD him handsomely, 
^-^ Sweet >_> huntsman- uWu Bassianyus ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; we uWu mean- 
:3 Do >w< thou ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as dig >w< the grave for ^-^ him. 
Thou know'st x3 ouw xDD meanying. ÚwÚ Wook for thy OwO wewawd 
Among >w< the >_< nyettwes :3 at >w< the ^-^ ewdew-twee 
Which uWu ovewshades >w< the uWu mouth :3 of ^w^ that ^-^ same ÚwÚ pit 
;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; we >_< decweed uWu to ^w^ buwy ÚwÚ Bassianyus. 
:3 Do ^w^ this, ^-^ and uWu puwchase uWu us thy :33 wasting >w< fwiends.' 
O Tamora! >_> was ^-^ evew heard >w< the UwU wike? 
^.^ This is >w< the ÚwÚ pit ^-^ and ^w^ this >w< the OwO ewdew-twee. 
x3 Wook, >_< siws, >_> if :33 you ^w^ can find >w< the ;;w;; huntsman :33 out 
:33 That OwO shouwd have :33 muwdewed uWu Bassianyus uWu hewe. 
>_< AAWON. ^w^ My OwO gwacious lord, ÚwÚ hewe is >w< the ^-^ bag :3 of ^w^ gowd. 
SATURNINUS. ^w^ [To :33 TITUS] >_< Two :3 of thy ;;w;; whewps, uWu feww UwU cuws :3 of ÚwÚ bwoody 
kind, 
>_< Have ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ beweft >_> my brother :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
UwU Siws, drag them OwO fwom >w< the ÚwÚ pit >_< unto >w< the prison; 
;;w;; Thewe let them :3 bide x3 untiw ;;w;; we have devis'd 
^.^ Some x3 nyevew-heawd-of torturing ;;w;; pain for uWu them. 
:3 TAMOWA. ^w^ What, are :33 they ^-^ in ^w^ this x3 pit? O ^.^ wondwous thing! 
UwU How ^w^ easiwy ^.^ muwdew is x3 discovewed! 
>_< TITUS. High OwO Empewow, upon >_> my feeble :33 knyee 
^-^ I >w< beg ^w^ this boon, xDD with tears UwU nyot lightly >w< shed, 
:33 That ^w^ this uWu feww x3 fauwt :3 of >_> my accursed sons- 
>w< Accuwsed >_> if >w< the x3 fauwt >_< be prov'd ^-^ in them- 
SATURNINUS. UwU If it >_< be prov'd! You see it is ;;w;; appawent. 
>_< Who x3 found ^w^ this letter? x3 Tamowa, >_> was it :33 you? 
:3 TAMOWA. :3 Andwonyicus himself >w< did ^w^ take it ;;w;; up. 
>_< TITUS. ^-^ I did, >_> my lord, yet let :33 me >_< be their xDD baiw; 
^.^ Fow, :3 by >_> my ^-^ fathews' reverend ÚwÚ tomb, ^-^ I OwO vow 
xDD They >_< shaww >_< be ready :3 at ^-^ youw ^-^ Highnyess' >w< wiww 
>_< To answer their suspicion xDD with their :3 wives. 
SATURNINUS. Thou xDD shawt UwU nyot :3 baiw ^.^ them; see >w< thou x3 fowwow >w< me. 
^.^ Some >_< bwing >w< the :33 muwdewed ^.^ body, ÚwÚ some >w< the murderers; 
Let them UwU nyot UwU speak a :33 wowd- >w< the ^-^ guiwt is UwU pwain; 
^.^ Fow, :3 by >_> my ^w^ souw, were >w< thewe worse UwU end than >_< death, 
:33 That UwU end upon them OwO shouwd >_< be >_> executed. 
:3 TAMOWA. :33 Andwonyicus, ^-^ I >w< wiww entreat >w< the UwU King. 
Fear UwU nyot thy sons; :33 they >_< shaww do ^w^ weww xDD enyough. 
>_< TITUS. uWu Come, ^.^ Wucius, uWu come; x3 stay UwU nyot uWu to ^-^ tawk xDD with uWu them. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the forest 

^-^ Entew >w< the >_> Empwess' :3 sons, DEMETRIUS ^-^ and ^-^ CHIWON, xDD with ^w^ WAVINyIA, 
;;w;; hew >w< hands cut ÚwÚ off, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew tongue cut x3 out, ^-^ and ravish'd 

DEMETRIUS. ;;w;; So, now ^w^ go ^w^ teww, :3 an >_> if thy tongue ^w^ can :3 speak, 
>_< Who x3 'twas ^w^ that cut thy tongue ^-^ and ravish'd ;;w;; thee. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. >w< Wwite OwO down thy >w< mind, >_> bewway thy >_> meanying ;;w;; so, 
;;w;; An >_> if thy stumps >w< wiww let ÚwÚ thee uWu pway >w< the scribe. 
DEMETRIUS. ÚwÚ See how xDD with signs ^-^ and ÚwÚ tokens she ^w^ can scrowl. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. :3 Go ;;w;; home, UwU caww for sweet water, >w< wash thy :3 hands. 
DEMETRIUS. ÚwÚ She hath xDD nyo tongue uWu to call, >_< nyow >w< hands uWu to x3 wash; 
And ;;w;; so let's uWu weave ;;w;; hew uWu to ;;w;; hew ;;w;; siwent xDD wawks. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. ;;w;; An x3 'twewe >_> my cause, ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^w^ go ;;w;; hang uWu mysewf. 
DEMETRIUS. UwU If >w< thou ^.^ hadst >w< hands uWu to :33 hewp ÚwÚ thee :33 knyit >w< the :33 cowd. 
Exeunt DEMETRIUS ^-^ and ^-^ CHIWON 

^.^ Wind OwO howns. ^-^ Entew ÚwÚ MAWCUS, OwO fwom hunting 

^.^ MAWCUS. >_< Who is this?- >_> my ÚwÚ nyiece, ^w^ that :33 fwies xDD away ;;w;; so xDD fast? 
:33 Cousin, a >_< wowd: >w< whewe is ^-^ youw :3 husband? 
UwU If ^-^ I do >_< dweam, :3 wouwd ;;w;; aww >_> my xDD weawth :3 wouwd wake me! 
UwU If ^-^ I do >_< wake, ÚwÚ some uWu pwanyet ;;w;; stwike :33 me x3 down, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may slumber :3 an eternal ^.^ sweep! 
Speak, ÚwÚ gentwe x3 nyiece. :3 What ^.^ stewn ungentle >w< hands 
uWu Hath >_< wopp'd, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hew'd, ^-^ and uWu made thy body uWu bawe 
Of ;;w;; hew x3 two xDD bwanches- those sweet :33 ownyaments 
>_< Whose ^-^ ciwcwing ;;w;; shadows >w< kings have sought uWu to OwO sweep :33 in, 
And :33 might UwU nyot x3 gain ;;w;; so >_> gweat a happiness 
:33 As :3 hawf thy >w< wove? ^.^ Why dost UwU nyot UwU speak uWu to ÚwÚ me? 
>_> Awas, a :3 cwimson river :3 of >_> wawm uWu bwood, 
>w< Wike uWu to a x3 bubbwing UwU fountain :3 stiww'd xDD with wind, 
^.^ Doth rise ^-^ and x3 faww between thy >_> wosed lips, 
Coming ^-^ and going xDD with thy ^-^ honyey >_> bweath. 
xDD But ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ some >_> Teweus hath xDD defwowewed ^-^ thee, 
And, >_> west >w< thou shouldst ^w^ detect :3 him, cut thy ;;w;; tongue. 
>_< Ah, now >w< thou ÚwÚ tuwn'st xDD away thy UwU face for shame! 
And UwU nyotwithstanding ;;w;; aww ^w^ this OwO woss :3 of ^-^ bwood- 
:33 As OwO fwom a ^w^ conduit xDD with xDD thwee issuing spouts- 
^w^ Yet do thy >_> cheeks >w< wook ^.^ wed ÚwÚ as uWu Titan's UwU face 
;;w;; Bwushing uWu to >_< be :3 encount'wed xDD with a >w< cwoud. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I UwU speak for uWu thee? ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I say ÚwÚ 'tis so? 
OwO O, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ knyew thy heart, ^-^ and ^-^ knyew >w< the >_> beast, 
:33 That ^-^ I :33 might ;;w;; waiw :3 at xDD him uWu to ^-^ ease >_> my xDD mind! 
Sorrow concealed, OwO wike :3 an ;;w;; oven ÚwÚ stopp'd, 
^.^ Doth burn >w< the :33 heawt uWu to >_< cindews >w< whewe it ^.^ is. 
:33 Faiw Philomel, why she but :33 wost ;;w;; hew uWu tongue, 
And ^-^ in a x3 tedious sampler >w< sew'd ;;w;; hew mind; 
>w< But, ^-^ wovewy ÚwÚ nyiece, ^w^ that UwU mean is cut OwO fwom ;;w;; thee. 
xDD A craftier Tereus, cousin, UwU hast >w< thou ^w^ met, 
And UwU he hath cut those ;;w;; pwetty fingers off 
:33 That ^-^ couwd have xDD bettew >w< sew'd than >w< Phiwomew. 
OwO O, ^w^ had >w< the monster seen those lily >w< hands 
;;w;; Twembwe OwO wike OwO aspen leaves upon a lute 
And uWu make >w< the UwU siwken xDD stwings delight uWu to >_> kiss them, 
He :3 wouwd UwU nyot :33 then have >_< touch'd them for ^.^ his life! 
>_> Ow ^w^ had UwU he heard >w< the uWu heavenwy ^w^ hawmony 
Which ^w^ that sweet tongue hath x3 made, 
He :3 wouwd have uWu dwopp'd ^.^ his uWu knyife, ^-^ and uWu feww >_> asweep, 
:33 As ^-^ Cewbewus :3 at >w< the ^w^ Thwacian ÚwÚ poet's feet. 
uWu Come, let uWu us go, ^-^ and uWu make thy father blind, 
:3 Fow >_< such a :33 sight >w< wiww ^.^ bwind a >_> fathew's eye; 
uWu Onye ^.^ houw's ^-^ stowm >w< wiww ^.^ dwown >w< the ;;w;; fwagwant ;;w;; meads, 
:3 What >w< wiww uWu whowe ^w^ months :3 of tears thy >_> fathew's eyes? 
:3 Do UwU nyot draw OwO back, for ;;w;; we >w< wiww OwO mouwn xDD with ;;w;; thee; 
OwO O, ^-^ couwd x3 ouw OwO mouwnying case thy misery! Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ Wome. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew >w< the uWu JUDGES, UwU TWIBUNyES, ^-^ and ^.^ SENyATOWS, xDD with TITUS' x3 two sons 
MARTIUS ^-^ and ^.^ QUINTUS xDD bound, >w< passing on >w< the >w< stage uWu to >w< the :3 pwace :3 of >_> execution, 
^-^ and TITUS going :3 befowe, ;;w;; pweading 

>_< TITUS. Hear me, grave :3 fathews; ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ Twibunyes, >_< stay! 
:3 Fow :33 pity :3 of mine :3 age, :3 whose ^w^ youth >_> was ;;w;; spent 
^.^ In ^w^ dangewous ^.^ waws whilst :33 you :33 secuwewy slept; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww >_> my UwU bwood ^-^ in ^.^ Wome's >_> gweat :3 quawwew >w< shed, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU fwosty nights ^w^ that ^-^ I have ^w^ watch'd, 
And for uWu these OwO bittew ^w^ teaws, xDD which now :33 you see 
>_> Fiwwing >w< the ÚwÚ aged wrinkles ^-^ in >_> my uWu cheeks, 
;;w;; Be pitiful uWu to >_> my xDD condemnyed :3 sons, 
>_< Whose >_< souws are UwU nyot ^-^ cowwupted ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ 'tis ^.^ thought. 
:3 Fow x3 two ^-^ and twenty sons ^-^ I UwU nyevew ^w^ wept, 
Because :33 they ;;w;; died ^-^ in honour's xDD wofty bed. 
UwU [ANDWONyICUS >w< wieth x3 down, ^-^ and >w< the xDD judges 
^w^ pass :3 by xDD him xDD with >w< the :33 pwisonyews, ^-^ and :3 exeunt] 
:3 Fow :3 these, ^.^ Twibunyes, ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ dust ^-^ I xDD wwite 
^w^ My xDD heawt's ;;w;; deep ^-^ wanguow ^-^ and >_> my ^.^ souw's ;;w;; sad ^.^ teaws. 
Let >_> my tears OwO stanch >w< the x3 eawth's dry ÚwÚ appetite; 
^w^ My sons' sweet UwU bwood >w< wiww uWu make it OwO shame ^-^ and ^w^ bwush. 
O >_> eawth, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU befwiend ÚwÚ thee :33 mowe xDD with rain 
:33 That >_< shaww >w< distiw OwO fwom uWu these x3 two ancient urns, 
uWu Than ^-^ youthfuw xDD Apwiw >_< shaww xDD with ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ;;w;; show'ws. 
^.^ In >w< summew's drought >_< I'ww drop upon ÚwÚ thee >_< stiww; 
^.^ In xDD wintew xDD with >_> wawm tears >_< I'ww :33 mewt >w< the UwU snyow 
And :3 keep eternal spring-time on thy OwO face, 
So >w< thou :3 wefuse uWu to drink >_> my dear sons' >w< bwood. 

^-^ Entew x3 Wucius xDD with ^.^ his ;;w;; weapon ^.^ dwawn 

O reverend Tribunes! O ÚwÚ gentwe ÚwÚ aged men! 
OwO Unbind >_> my :3 sons, reverse >w< the ^-^ doom :3 of >_< death, 
And let :33 me say, ^w^ that UwU nyevew ^-^ wept :3 befowe, 
^w^ My tears are now xDD pwevaiwing UwU owatows. 
LUCIUS. O ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ fathew, :33 you lament ^-^ in xDD vain; 
^.^ The :3 Twibunyes >_> heaw :33 you not, xDD nyo man is ;;w;; by, 
And :33 you ^-^ wecount ^-^ youw uWu sowwows uWu to a OwO stonye. 
>_< TITUS. >_< Ah, ^.^ Wucius, for thy OwO bwothews let :33 me ÚwÚ pwead! 
Grave ^.^ Twibunyes, once :33 mowe ^-^ I entreat :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
LUCIUS. ^w^ My OwO gwacious lord, xDD nyo tribune :33 heaws :33 you ^w^ speak. 
>_< TITUS. :3 Why, ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo >w< mattew, man: >_> if :33 they >w< did uWu heaw, 
xDD They :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< mawk x3 me; >_> if :33 they >w< did mark, 
xDD They :3 wouwd UwU nyot :33 pity x3 me; yet xDD pwead ^-^ I >_< must, 
And bootless >_< unto uWu them. 
Therefore ^-^ I tell >_> my uWu sowwows uWu to >w< the ^.^ stonyes; 
>_< Who though :33 they ;;w;; cannyot answer >_> my >_> distwess, 
^w^ Yet ^-^ in ÚwÚ some >_> sowt :33 they are xDD bettew than >w< the ^.^ Twibunyes, 
:3 Fow ^w^ that :33 they >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD intewcept >_> my :3 tawe. 
When ^-^ I do ÚwÚ weep, :33 they x3 humbwy :3 at >_> my feet 
;;w;; Weceive >_> my ^w^ teaws, ^-^ and seem uWu to UwU weep xDD with x3 me; 
And were :33 they but attired ^-^ in grave ^.^ weeds, 
^w^ Wome ^-^ couwd ;;w;; affowd xDD nyo tribunes OwO wike uWu to these. 
xDD A >w< stonye is UwU soft ÚwÚ as >_< wax: tribunes :33 mowe :33 hawd than xDD stonyes. 
xDD A >w< stonye is ;;w;; siwent ^-^ and offendeth not, 
And tribunes xDD with their tongues ^-^ doom ^-^ men uWu to ^-^ death. 
[Rises] 
xDD But wherefore ^-^ stand'st >w< thou xDD with thy ;;w;; weapon ^-^ dwawn? 
LUCIUS. >_< To UwU wescue >_> my x3 two OwO bwothews OwO fwom their >_> death; 
:3 Fow xDD which ;;w;; attempt >w< the xDD judges have :33 pwonyounc'd 
^w^ My uWu evewwasting ^-^ doom :3 of >_> banyishment. 
>_< TITUS. O happy ^.^ man! :33 they have befriended ;;w;; thee. 
:3 Why, x3 foowish ^.^ Wucius, dost >w< thou UwU nyot :3 pewceive 
:33 That ^w^ Wome is but a ^w^ wiwdewnyess :3 of >w< tigews? 
:33 Tigews must x3 pwey, ^-^ and ^w^ Wome affords xDD nyo prey 
xDD But :33 me ^-^ and mine; how happy UwU awt >w< thou :33 then 
^w^ Fwom uWu these UwU devouwews uWu to >_< be UwU banyished! 
xDD But ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes xDD with x3 ouw brother ^.^ Mawcus :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew ^w^ MAWCUS xDD with LAVINIA 

^.^ MAWCUS. >w< Titus, :3 pwepawe thy ÚwÚ aged ^.^ eyes uWu to ÚwÚ weep, 
>_> Ow >_> if UwU nyot ;;w;; so, thy ^-^ nyobwe :33 heawt uWu to ÚwÚ bweak. 
^-^ I >_< bwing OwO consuming >_> sowwow uWu to ^w^ thinye age. 
>_< TITUS. Will it >_> consume ÚwÚ me? Let :33 me see it ^w^ then. 
^.^ MAWCUS. ^.^ This >_> was thy ;;w;; daughtew. 
>_< TITUS. :3 Why, Marcus, ;;w;; so she ^.^ is. 
LUCIUS. OwO Ay me! ^w^ this ^.^ object ^.^ kiwws >w< me. 
>_< TITUS. x3 Faint-heawted uWu boy, ÚwÚ awise, ^-^ and >w< wook upon x3 hew. 
Speak, :33 Wavinyia, what accursed UwU hand 
uWu Hath uWu made ÚwÚ thee xDD handwess ^-^ in thy >_> fathew's OwO sight? 
:3 What UwU foow hath ;;w;; added water uWu to >w< the sea, 
>_> Ow brought a fagot uWu to bright-burning Troy? 
^w^ My grief >_> was :3 at >w< the :3 height :33 befowe >w< thou cam'st, 
And now OwO wike ^.^ Nyiwus it >_> disdainyeth ^.^ bounds. 
^w^ Give :33 me a ;;w;; swowd, >_< I'ww >w< chop off >_> my >w< hands OwO too, 
:3 Fow :33 they have fought for Rome, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^-^ in xDD vain; 
And :33 they have UwU nyuws'd ^w^ this xDD woe ^-^ in feeding ^-^ wife; 
^.^ In bootless xDD pwayew have :33 they OwO been :3 hewd xDD up, 
And :33 they have ^w^ sewv'd :33 me uWu to effectless ^w^ use. 
:3 Nyow ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU sewvice ^-^ I require :3 of them 
Is ^w^ that >w< the >w< onye >w< wiww :33 hewp uWu to cut >w< the ;;w;; othew. 
'Tis UwU weww, :33 Wavinyia, ^w^ that >w< thou UwU hast xDD nyo hands; 
:3 Fow >w< hands uWu to do ^w^ Wome UwU sewvice is but x3 vain. 
LUCIUS. Speak, ÚwÚ gentwe ^w^ sistew, ;;w;; who hath martyr'd uWu thee? 
^.^ MAWCUS. OwO O, ^w^ that ÚwÚ dewightfuw ^-^ enginye :3 of ;;w;; hew ;;w;; thoughts 
:33 That :3 bwabb'd them xDD with >_< such >_< pweasing UwU ewoquence 
Is ;;w;; town OwO fwom ^-^ fowth ^w^ that ;;w;; pwetty ^.^ howwow ;;w;; cage, 
;;w;; Whewe OwO wike a sweet :3 mewodious ^.^ biwd it xDD sung 
^-^ Sweet ^-^ vawied OwO nyotes, ^-^ enchanting >_> evewy ;;w;; eaw! 
LUCIUS. OwO O, say >w< thou for >w< hew, ;;w;; who hath ^w^ donye ^w^ this >w< deed? 
^.^ MAWCUS. OwO O, UwU thus ^-^ I x3 found ;;w;; hew ^w^ stwaying ^-^ in >w< the park, 
;;w;; Seeking uWu to xDD hide x3 hewsewf ÚwÚ as x3 doth >w< the ^.^ deew 
:33 That hath >_> weceiv'd ÚwÚ some UwU unwecuwing ;;w;; wound. 
>_< TITUS. >_> It >_> was >_> my x3 deaw, ^-^ and UwU he ^w^ that wounded ;;w;; hew 
uWu Hath hurt :33 me :33 mowe than ^w^ had UwU he kill'd :33 me dead; 
:3 Fow now ^-^ I >_< stand ÚwÚ as >w< onye upon a UwU wock, 
>_> Enviwon'd xDD with a ^w^ wiwdewnyess :3 of sea, 
>_< Who ^-^ mawks >w< the waxing tide ÚwÚ gwow >_< wave :3 by :3 wave, 
>_< Expecting ^-^ evew uWu when ÚwÚ some :33 envious uWu suwge 
Will ^-^ in ^.^ his :33 bwinyish xDD bowews :33 swawwow ^-^ him. 
^.^ This x3 way uWu to ÚwÚ death >_> my >_> wwetched sons are gone; 
uWu Hewe ^.^ stands >_> my x3 othew son, a ÚwÚ banyish'd ;;w;; man, 
And ÚwÚ hewe >_> my ^-^ bwothew, weeping :3 at >_> my woes. 
xDD But ^w^ that xDD which xDD gives >_> my ^w^ souw >w< the >w< gweatest :3 spuwn 
Is dear :33 Wavinyia, dearer than >_> my >w< souw. 
Had ^-^ I but seen thy picture ^-^ in ^w^ this ^.^ pwight, 
>_> It :3 wouwd have OwO madded x3 me; what >_< shaww ^-^ I do 
:3 Nyow ^-^ I uWu behowd thy lively body so? 
Thou UwU hast xDD nyo >w< hands uWu to uWu wipe xDD away thy ^w^ teaws, 
>_> Nyow tongue uWu to tell :33 me ;;w;; who hath martyr'd ;;w;; thee; 
>w< Thy :3 husband UwU he is >_> dead, ^-^ and for ^.^ his ÚwÚ death 
>w< Thy OwO bwothews are x3 condemn'd, ^-^ and ^-^ dead :3 by this. 
x3 Wook, ^-^ Mawcus! >_< Ah, ^-^ son ^.^ Wucius, >w< wook on ^w^ hew! 
When ^-^ I >w< did name ;;w;; hew >_< bwothews, :33 then >_> fwesh tears 
^.^ Stood on ;;w;; hew uWu cheeks, ÚwÚ as x3 doth >w< the ^-^ honyey UwU dew 
ÚwÚ Upon a ÚwÚ gath'wed lily almost uWu withewed. 
^.^ MAWCUS. Perchance she ^.^ weeps ÚwÚ because :33 they kill'd ;;w;; hew ^-^ husband; 
Perchance ÚwÚ because she UwU knyows them ;;w;; innyocent. 
>_< TITUS. UwU If :33 they >w< did kill thy :3 husband, :33 then >_< be joyful, 
Because >w< the :3 waw hath xDD ta'en >_< wevenge on uWu them. 
x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, :33 they :3 wouwd UwU nyot do ;;w;; so ÚwÚ fouw a >_< deed; 
Witness >w< the >_> sowwow ^w^ that their ;;w;; sistew makes. 
Gentle :33 Wavinyia, let :33 me >_> kiss thy lips, 
>_> Ow uWu make ÚwÚ some uWu sign how ^-^ I ^w^ may do ÚwÚ thee ease. 
ÚwÚ Shaww thy ^w^ good >w< uncwe ^-^ and thy brother x3 Wucius 
And >w< thou ^-^ and ^-^ I ÚwÚ sit :3 wound uWu about ÚwÚ some >w< fountain, 
^-^ Wooking ;;w;; aww UwU downwawds uWu to uWu behowd x3 ouw >_> cheeks 
UwU How :33 they are ^w^ stain'd, OwO wike >_< meadows yet UwU nyot dry 
With >_> miwy ;;w;; swime UwU weft on them :3 by a >_> fwood? 
And ^-^ in >w< the UwU fountain >_< shaww ;;w;; we >_> gaze ;;w;; so :33 wong, 
xDD Tiww >w< the >_> fwesh >_< taste >_< be ^.^ taken OwO fwom ^w^ that UwU cweawnyess, 
And uWu made a OwO bwinye-pit xDD with x3 ouw OwO bittew tears? 
>_> Ow >_< shaww ;;w;; we cut xDD away x3 ouw >w< hands OwO wike ^.^ thinye? 
>_> Ow >_< shaww ;;w;; we bite x3 ouw tongues, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ dumb :3 shows 
OwO Pass >w< the xDD wemaindew :3 of x3 ouw >_< hatefuw days? 
:3 What >_< shaww ;;w;; we do? Let uWu us ^w^ that have x3 ouw tongues 
Plot ÚwÚ some ;;w;; device :3 of further >w< misewy 
>_< To uWu make uWu us x3 wondew'd :3 at ^-^ in :3 time uWu to ^-^ come. 
LUCIUS. ^-^ Sweet ^-^ fathew, cease ^-^ youw :33 teaws; for :3 at ^-^ youw grief 
ÚwÚ See how >_> my >_> wwetched ;;w;; sistew >_< sobs ^-^ and weeps. 
^.^ MAWCUS. uWu Patience, dear x3 nyiece. Good >w< Titus, dry ^w^ thinye ^-^ eyes. 
>_< TITUS. >_< Ah, Marcus, ^-^ Mawcus! ;;w;; Bwothew, ^w^ weww ^-^ I wot 
>w< Thy ^-^ nyapkin ;;w;; cannyot drink a tear :3 of uWu minye, 
:3 Fow UwU thou, x3 poow ;;w;; man, UwU hast drown'd it xDD with ^w^ thinye :3 own. 
LUCIUS. >_< Ah, >_> my :33 Wavinyia, ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu wipe thy cheeks. 
>_< TITUS. ^w^ Mawk, Marcus, x3 mawk! ^-^ I understand ;;w;; hew x3 signs. 
Had she a tongue uWu to :3 speak, now :3 wouwd she say 
:33 That uWu to ;;w;; hew brother xDD which ^-^ I ^-^ said uWu to UwU thee: 
:33 His napkin, xDD with ^.^ his OwO twue tears ;;w;; aww >_< bewet, 
>_> Can do xDD nyo UwU sewvice on ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ sowwowfuw cheeks. 
OwO O, what a sympathy :3 of xDD woe is ^w^ this 
:33 As far OwO fwom :33 hewp ÚwÚ as Limbo is OwO fwom xDD bwiss! 

^-^ Entew :3 AAWON >w< the :3 Moow 

>_< AAWON. Titus :33 Andwonyicus, >_> my lord >w< the xDD Empewow 
:3 Sends ÚwÚ thee ^w^ this word, that, >_> if >w< thou :33 wove thy :3 sons, 
Let Marcus, ^.^ Wucius, >w< ow thyself, old >w< Titus, 
>_> Ow :33 any >w< onye :3 of ^.^ you, >w< chop off ^-^ youw UwU hand 
And ^.^ send it uWu to >w< the ^-^ King: UwU he for >w< the ^-^ same 
Will ^.^ send ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ hithew x3 both thy sons alive, 
And ^w^ that >_< shaww >_< be >w< the ^.^ wansom for their ^-^ fauwt. 
>_< TITUS. O OwO gwacious ^w^ Empewow! O ÚwÚ gentwe :33 Aawon! 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ evew xDD waven ^.^ sing ;;w;; so OwO wike a lark 
:33 That xDD gives sweet >_< tidings :3 of >w< the ^w^ sun's uprise? 
With ;;w;; aww >_> my :33 heawt >_< I'ww ^.^ send >w< the xDD Empewow >_> my ;;w;; hand. 
Good >w< Aawon, OwO wiwt >w< thou :33 hewp uWu to >w< chop it ^-^ off? 
LUCIUS. Stay, >w< fathew! for ^w^ that ^-^ nyobwe UwU hand :3 of >w< thinye, 
:33 That hath thrown OwO down ;;w;; so uWu many :33 enyemies, 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU nyot >_< be xDD sent. ^w^ My UwU hand >w< wiww >_> sewve >w< the ;;w;; tuwn, 
^w^ My ^w^ youth ^w^ can xDD bettew spare >_> my UwU bwood than ^.^ you, 
And x3 thewefowe mine >_< shaww >_< save >_> my OwO bwothews' :3 wives. 
^.^ MAWCUS. Which :3 of ^-^ youw >w< hands hath UwU nyot defended ^w^ Wome 
And rear'd ÚwÚ awoft >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody ^-^ battwe-axe, 
Writing >w< destwuction on >w< the x3 enyemy's xDD castwe? 
OwO O, none :3 of x3 both but are :3 of >_> high >w< desewt! 
^w^ My UwU hand hath OwO been but :3 idwe; let it >_> sewve 
>_< To ^.^ wansom >_> my x3 two OwO nyephews OwO fwom their >_> death; 
UwU Then have ^-^ I ÚwÚ kept it uWu to a ^-^ wowthy >_< end. 
>_< AAWON. Nay, come, >w< agwee :3 whose UwU hand >_< shaww ^w^ go uWu awong, 
:3 Fow ^w^ feaw :33 they :33 die :33 befowe their >w< pawdon ^-^ come. 
^.^ MAWCUS. ^w^ My UwU hand >_< shaww ^w^ go. 
LUCIUS. By :33 heaven, it >_< shaww UwU nyot x3 go! 
>_< TITUS. UwU Siws, ^-^ stwive xDD nyo >_< mowe; >_< such OwO with'wed >_> hewbs ÚwÚ as uWu these 
;;w;; Awe meet for uWu pwucking xDD up, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe >_< minye. 
LUCIUS. ^-^ Sweet ^-^ fathew, >_> if ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be :3 thought thy son, 
Let :33 me ^-^ wedeem >_> my OwO bwothews x3 both OwO fwom ^-^ death. 
^.^ MAWCUS. And for x3 ouw >_> fathew's >w< sake ^-^ and xDD mothew's ^-^ cawe, 
:3 Nyow let :33 me ^w^ show a ^-^ bwothew's :33 wove uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
>_< TITUS. >_> Agwee between you; ^-^ I >w< wiww spare >_> my ;;w;; hand. 
LUCIUS. UwU Then >_< I'ww ^w^ go fetch :3 an uWu axe. 
^.^ MAWCUS. xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ use >w< the uWu axe. 
Exeunt >w< WUCIUS ^-^ and ^w^ MAWCUS 
>_< TITUS. ^w^ Come hither, >w< Aawon, >_< I'ww ÚwÚ deceive them both; 
>_< Wend :33 me thy ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give ÚwÚ thee >_< minye. 
>_< AAWON. [Aside] UwU If ^w^ that >_< be call'd :3 deceit, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be OwO honyest, 
And UwU nyevew whilst ^-^ I >_< wive ÚwÚ deceive ^-^ men uWu so; 
xDD But >_< I'ww ÚwÚ deceive :33 you ^-^ in uWu anyothew sort, 
And ^w^ that ^.^ you'ww say ^-^ ewe :3 hawf :3 an hour ÚwÚ pass. 
UwU [He cuts off TITUS' ^-^ hand] 

^-^ We-entew >w< WUCIUS ^-^ and ^w^ MAWCUS 

>_< TITUS. :3 Nyow x3 stay ^-^ youw ^.^ stwife. :3 What >_< shaww >_< be is dispatch'd. 
Good >w< Aawon, >w< give ^.^ his >_> Majesty >_> my UwU hand; 
Tell xDD him it >_> was a UwU hand ^w^ that warded xDD him 
^w^ Fwom >_> thousand >_> dangews; :33 bid xDD him ^w^ buwy uWu it. 
x3 Mowe hath it >_> mewited- ^w^ that let it >w< have. 
:33 As for >_> my :3 sons, say ^-^ I :33 account :3 of them 
:33 As >_> jewews :33 puwchas'd :3 at :3 an >_< easy OwO pwice; 
And yet dear OwO too, ÚwÚ because ^-^ I uWu bought mine :3 own. 
>_< AAWON. ^-^ I go, ^w^ Andwonyicus; ^-^ and for thy UwU hand 
ÚwÚ Wook :3 by ^-^ and :3 by uWu to have thy sons xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
[Aside] uWu Theiw UwU heads ^-^ I ^w^ mean. OwO O, how ^w^ this ^-^ viwwainy 
^.^ Doth ÚwÚ fat :33 me xDD with >w< the :3 vewy ;;w;; thoughts :3 of x3 it! 
Let x3 foows do ^.^ good, ^-^ and ^.^ faiw ^-^ men UwU caww for ^w^ gwace: 
ÚwÚ Aawon >w< wiww have ^.^ his ^w^ souw >w< bwack OwO wike ^.^ his OwO face. x3 Exit 
>_< TITUS. OwO O, ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I lift ^w^ this >w< onye UwU hand :3 up uWu to :33 heaven, 
And bow ^w^ this feeble ^.^ wuin uWu to >w< the earth; 
UwU If :33 any ÚwÚ powew uWu pities >_> wwetched ^w^ teaws, 
>_< To ^w^ that ^-^ I x3 caww! ^w^ [To LAVINIA] ^w^ What, :3 wouwd'st >w< thou kneel xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
ÚwÚ Do, uWu then, dear :33 heawt; for :3 heaven >_< shaww >_> heaw x3 ouw >_< pwayews, 
>_> Ow xDD with x3 ouw sighs x3 we'ww ^-^ bweathe >w< the welkin OwO dim 
And OwO stain >w< the sun xDD with UwU fog, ÚwÚ as x3 sometime x3 cwouds 
When :33 they do ;;w;; hug xDD him ^-^ in their melting >w< bosoms. 
^.^ MAWCUS. O ^-^ bwothew, UwU speak xDD with :3 possibiwity, 
And do UwU nyot x3 bweak uWu into uWu these ;;w;; deep extremes. 
>_< TITUS. Is UwU nyot >_> my >_> sowwow uWu deep, having xDD nyo ^-^ bottom? 
UwU Then >_< be >_> my UwU passions ^-^ bottomwess xDD with uWu them. 
^.^ MAWCUS. xDD But yet let :3 weason >w< govewn thy >_> wament. 
>_< TITUS. UwU If >w< thewe were :3 weason for uWu these ^w^ misewies, 
UwU Then uWu into :33 wimits ^-^ couwd ^-^ I ^w^ bind >_> my woes. 
When :3 heaven x3 doth ÚwÚ weep, x3 doth UwU nyot >w< the earth o'erflow? 
UwU If >w< the UwU winds UwU wage, x3 doth UwU nyot >w< the >w< sea ÚwÚ wax >_> mad, 
^.^ Thweat'nying >w< the welkin xDD with ^.^ his ^.^ big-swow'n xDD face? 
And OwO wiwt >w< thou have a :3 weason for ^w^ this :33 coiw? 
^-^ I am >w< the :3 sea; ^-^ hawk how ;;w;; hew sighs do x3 bwow. 
ÚwÚ She is >w< the weeping welkin, ^-^ I >w< the earth; 
UwU Then must >_> my >w< sea >_< be :33 moved xDD with ;;w;; hew :3 sighs; 
UwU Then must >_> my earth xDD with ;;w;; hew xDD continyuaw tears 
>_> Become a deluge, >_> ovewfwow'd ^-^ and ^-^ dwown'd; 
:3 Fow why >_> my xDD bowews ;;w;; cannyot xDD hide ;;w;; hew woes, 
xDD But OwO wike a ÚwÚ dwunkawd must ^-^ I UwU vomit uWu them. 
UwU Then >w< give :33 me OwO weave; for >_> wosews >w< wiww have uWu weave 
>_< To ^-^ ease their uWu stomachs xDD with their OwO bittew ;;w;; tongues. 

^-^ Entew a UwU MESSENGEW, xDD with x3 two UwU heads ^-^ and a UwU hand 

MESSENGER. ;;w;; Wowthy :33 Andwonyicus, ^w^ iww UwU awt >w< thou ^.^ wepaid 
:3 Fow ^w^ that ^w^ good UwU hand >w< thou ^-^ sent'st >w< the :3 Empewow. 
uWu Hewe are >w< the UwU heads :3 of thy x3 two ^-^ nyobwe sons; 
And >_> hewe's thy ;;w;; hand, ^-^ in OwO scown uWu to ÚwÚ thee >_> sent OwO back- 
>w< Thy grief their sports, thy resolution UwU mock'd, 
:33 That xDD woe is :33 me uWu to xDD think upon thy woes, 
x3 Mowe than :33 wemembwance :3 of >_> my >_> fathew's ^-^ death. x3 Exit 
^.^ MAWCUS. :3 Nyow let hot UwU Aetnya cool ^-^ in uWu Siciwy, 
And >_< be >_> my :33 heawt :3 an ever-burning x3 heww! 
These ^-^ misewies are :33 mowe than ^w^ may >_< be ^.^ bownye. 
>_< To UwU weep xDD with them ^w^ that UwU weep x3 doth ^-^ ease ÚwÚ some deal, 
xDD But >_> sowwow >_> fwouted :3 at is >w< doubwe ^-^ death. 
LUCIUS. >_< Ah, ^w^ that ^w^ this :33 sight OwO shouwd uWu make ;;w;; so ;;w;; deep a UwU wound, 
And yet OwO detested OwO wife UwU nyot shrink :33 theweat! 
:33 That ^-^ evew ÚwÚ death OwO shouwd let OwO wife ;;w;; beaw ^.^ his ;;w;; nyame, 
;;w;; Whewe OwO wife hath xDD nyo :33 mowe interest but uWu to ÚwÚ bweathe! 
>w< [WAVINyIA kisses :33 TITUS] 
^.^ MAWCUS. >_> Awas, x3 poow heart, ^w^ that >_> kiss is :3 comfowtwess 
:33 As >_> fwozen water uWu to a OwO stawved :33 snyake. 
>_< TITUS. When >w< wiww ^w^ this OwO feawfuw slumber have :3 an >w< end? 
^.^ MAWCUS. :3 Nyow >w< faweweww, >_> fwatt'wy; ^-^ die, OwO Andwonyicus. 
Thou dost UwU nyot >w< swumbew: see thy x3 two sons' heads, 
>w< Thy ;;w;; wawwike ;;w;; hand, thy ^-^ mangwed uWu daughtew >_> hewe; 
>w< Thy x3 othew ÚwÚ banyish'd ^-^ son xDD with ^w^ this dear :33 sight 
>w< Stwuck ^-^ pawe ^-^ and xDD bwoodwess; ^-^ and thy ^-^ bwothew, ;;w;; I, 
uWu Even OwO wike a ^w^ stony ÚwÚ image, >_< cowd ^-^ and UwU nyumb. 
^.^ Ah! now xDD nyo :33 mowe >w< wiww ^-^ I UwU contwow thy >_< gwiefs. 
;;w;; Went off thy silver ^-^ haiw, thy x3 othew UwU hand 
Gnawing xDD with thy teeth; ^-^ and >_< be ^w^ this :33 dismaw :33 sight 
^.^ The xDD cwosing :3 up :3 of x3 ouw :3 most >_> wwetched ^-^ eyes. 
:3 Nyow is a :3 time uWu to storm; why UwU awt >w< thou still? 
>_< TITUS. ^w^ Ha, ^-^ ha, ha! 
^.^ MAWCUS. ^.^ Why dost >w< thou >_< waugh? >_> It uWu fits UwU nyot xDD with ^w^ this uWu houw. 
>_< TITUS. :3 Why, ^-^ I have UwU nyot uWu anyothew tear uWu to shed; 
:33 Besides, ^w^ this >_> sowwow is :3 an ;;w;; enyemy, 
And :3 wouwd ^.^ usuwp upon >_> my uWu wat'wy ^.^ eyes 
And uWu make them ^.^ bwind xDD with ^-^ twibutawy ^.^ teaws. 
UwU Then xDD which x3 way >_< shaww ^-^ I find Revenge's >w< cave? 
:3 Fow uWu these x3 two UwU heads do seem uWu to UwU speak uWu to me, 
And ^.^ thweat :33 me ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyevew come uWu to >w< bwiss 
xDD Tiww ;;w;; aww uWu these mischiefs >_< be xDD wetuwn'd ;;w;; again 
uWu Even ^-^ in their throats ^w^ that have ;;w;; committed uWu them. 
uWu Come, let :33 me see what ^-^ task ^-^ I have uWu to do. 
You >_< heavy x3 peopwe, x3 ciwcwe :33 me uWu about, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may ^w^ tuwn :33 me uWu to uWu each >w< onye :3 of :33 you 
And xDD sweaw >_< unto >_> my ^w^ souw uWu to >w< wight ^-^ youw UwU wwongs. 
^.^ The OwO vow is ^w^ made. uWu Come, ^-^ bwothew, ^w^ take a head, 
And ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU hand >w< the x3 othew >w< wiww ^-^ I bear. 
And, :33 Wavinyia, >w< thou xDD shawt >_< be ^.^ empwoy'd ^-^ in this; 
Bear >w< thou >_> my ;;w;; hand, sweet ÚwÚ wench, between thy teeth. 
:33 As for ^-^ thee, uWu boy, go, x3 get ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom >_> my :3 sight; 
Thou UwU awt :3 an ÚwÚ exiwe, ^-^ and >w< thou must UwU nyot stay. 
>w< Hie uWu to >w< the xDD Goths ^-^ and xDD waise :3 an >w< awmy >_> thewe; 
And >_> if xDD ye :33 wove me, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I xDD think :33 you ÚwÚ do, 
xDD Wet's >_> kiss ^-^ and >_< pawt, for ;;w;; we have ÚwÚ much uWu to do. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but x3 Wucius 
LUCIUS. Farewell, :33 Andwonyicus, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ fathew, 
^.^ The UwU woefuww'st man ^w^ that ^-^ evew :3 wiv'd ^-^ in ^.^ Wome. 
Farewell, ÚwÚ pwoud ;;w;; Wome; :3 tiww x3 Wucius come >w< again, 
He leaves ^.^ his pledges dearer than ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
Farewell, :33 Wavinyia, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe sister; 
OwO O, :3 wouwd >w< thou ^-^ wewt ÚwÚ as >w< thou tofore UwU hast :3 been! 
xDD But now >_< nyow x3 Wucius >_< nyow xDD Wavinyia xDD wives 
xDD But ^-^ in >_< obwivion ^-^ and >_< hatefuw >_< gwiefs. 
UwU If x3 Wucius >_< wive, UwU he >w< wiww requite ^-^ youw ^.^ wwongs 
And uWu make ÚwÚ pwoud :3 Satuwnyinye ^-^ and ^.^ his emperess 
>_< Beg :3 at >w< the ^-^ gates OwO wike UwU Tawquin ^-^ and ^.^ his :3 queen. 
:3 Nyow >w< wiww ^-^ I uWu to >w< the ^-^ Goths, ^-^ and xDD waise a x3 pow'w 
>_< To >_< be :33 weveng'd on ^w^ Wome ^-^ and >w< Satuwnyinye. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ Wome. TITUS' house 

xDD A ÚwÚ banquet. 

^-^ Entew x3 TITUS, ÚwÚ MAWCUS, ^w^ WAVINyIA, ^-^ and >w< the :33 boy >w< YOUNG >w< WUCIUS 

>_< TITUS. So ;;w;; so, now :33 sit; ^-^ and >w< wook :33 you >w< eat xDD nyo :33 mowe 
uWu Than >w< wiww preserve UwU just ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >_> stwength ^-^ in uWu us 
:33 As >w< wiww >_< wevenge uWu these OwO bittew ^-^ woes :3 of >_> ouws. 
Marcus, :3 unknyit ^w^ that ;;w;; sowwow-wweathen ^.^ knyot; 
>w< Thy ;;w;; nyiece ^-^ and ;;w;; I, x3 poow creatures, >_< want x3 ouw OwO hands, 
And ;;w;; cannyot passionate x3 ouw tenfold grief 
With OwO fowded arms. ^.^ This x3 poow >w< wight UwU hand :3 of mine 
Is UwU weft uWu to ;;w;; tywannyize upon >_> my >_< bweast; 
^-^ Who, uWu when >_> my heart, ;;w;; aww uWu mad xDD with ^.^ misewy, 
>_> Beats ^-^ in ^w^ this ^.^ howwow prison :3 of >_> my >w< fwesh, 
UwU Then UwU thus ^-^ I :33 thump it down. 
^w^ [To LAVINIA] Thou >w< map :3 of ÚwÚ woe, ^w^ that UwU thus dost ^-^ tawk ^-^ in signs! 
When thy x3 poow :33 heawt xDD beats xDD with OwO outwageous :33 beating, 
Thou >_> canst UwU nyot ;;w;; stwike it UwU thus uWu to uWu make it >w< stiww. 
>w< Wound it xDD with UwU sighing, ^w^ giww, kill it xDD with ^.^ gwoans; 
>_> Ow x3 get ÚwÚ some ^-^ wittwe UwU knyife between thy >w< teeth 
And UwU just ÚwÚ against thy :33 heawt uWu make >w< thou a :33 howe, 
:33 That ;;w;; aww >w< the tears ^w^ that thy x3 poow ^.^ eyes let x3 faww 
:3 May run uWu into ^w^ that ^.^ sink UwU and, soaking :33 in, 
Drown >w< the ^w^ wamenting UwU foow ^-^ in sea-salt ^.^ teaws. 
^.^ MAWCUS. >w< Fie, ^-^ bwothew, :33 fie! ÚwÚ Teach ;;w;; hew UwU nyot UwU thus uWu to lay 
>_> Such >_< viowent >w< hands upon ;;w;; hew tender ÚwÚ wife. 
>_< TITUS. UwU How OwO nyow! :3 Has >_> sowwow uWu made ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ dote ;;w;; awweady? 
:3 Why, Marcus, xDD nyo man OwO shouwd >_< be uWu mad but xDD I. 
:3 What >_< viowent >w< hands ^w^ can she lay on ;;w;; hew life? 
>_< Ah, wherefore dost >w< thou OwO uwge >w< the name :3 of >w< hands? 
>_< To :33 bid >w< Aenyeas tell >w< the x3 tawe twice ^.^ o'ew 
UwU How uWu Twoy >_> was ^.^ buwnt ^-^ and UwU he uWu made ÚwÚ misewabwe? 
OwO O, handle UwU nyot >w< the >w< theme, uWu to ^-^ tawk :3 of OwO hands, 
ÚwÚ West ;;w;; we remember OwO stiww ^w^ that ;;w;; we have x3 nyonye. 
>w< Fie, >_< fie, how >w< fwanticwy ^-^ I uWu squawe >_> my ^.^ tawk, 
:33 As >_> if ;;w;; we OwO shouwd forget ;;w;; we ^w^ had xDD nyo OwO hands, 
UwU If ^.^ Mawcus >w< did UwU nyot name >w< the :3 wowd :3 of hands! 
uWu Come, let's x3 faww :33 to; UwU and, ÚwÚ gentwe ^w^ giww, >w< eat ^.^ this: 
uWu Hewe is xDD nyo xDD dwink. Hark, Marcus, what she ^.^ says- 
^-^ I ^w^ can >w< intewpwet ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew martyr'd signs; 
ÚwÚ She x3 says she :3 dwinks xDD nyo x3 othew drink but ^w^ teaws, 
>_> Bwew'd xDD with ;;w;; hew ^w^ sowwow, >w< mesh'd upon ;;w;; hew cheeks. 
OwO Speechwess ÚwÚ compwainyew, ^-^ I >w< wiww learn thy >_> thought; 
^.^ In thy ^w^ dumb action >w< wiww ^-^ I >_< be ÚwÚ as UwU pewfect 
:33 As >_> begging hermits ^-^ in their UwU howy >w< pwayews. 
Thou xDD shawt UwU nyot :3 sigh, >_< nyow hold thy stumps uWu to :33 heaven, 
>_> Nyow wink, >_< nyow OwO nyod, >_< nyow ^.^ knyeew, >_< nyow uWu make a :33 sign, 
xDD But ^-^ I :3 of uWu these >w< wiww >_> wwest :3 an alphabet, 
And :3 by OwO stiww UwU pwactice learn uWu to >_< knyow thy xDD meanying. 
BOY. Good grandsire, uWu weave uWu these OwO bittew ;;w;; deep ^-^ waments; 
Make >_> my OwO aunt uWu mewwy xDD with ÚwÚ some >_< pweasing :3 tawe. 
^.^ MAWCUS. >_> Awas, >w< the tender uWu boy, ^-^ in passion mov'd, 
^.^ Doth UwU weep uWu to see ^.^ his grandsire's ^-^ heavinyess. 
>_< TITUS. ^w^ Peace, tender ^.^ sapwing; >w< thou UwU awt uWu made :3 of ^w^ teaws, 
And tears >w< wiww quickly :33 mewt thy OwO wife uWu away. 
[MARCUS strikes >w< the OwO dish xDD with a knife] 
:3 What dost >w< thou ;;w;; stwike >w< at, Marcus, xDD with thy knife? 
^.^ MAWCUS. x3 At ^w^ that ^w^ that ^-^ I have kill'd, >_> my x3 wowd- a ^w^ fwy. 
>_< TITUS. >_> Out on ^-^ thee, xDD muwdewew, >w< thou ^w^ kiww'st >_> my >_< heawt! 
Mine ^.^ eyes are OwO cwoy'd xDD with ^-^ view :3 of ^.^ tywanny; 
xDD A deed :3 of ÚwÚ death ^w^ donye on >w< the xDD innyocent 
Becomes UwU nyot Titus' >_> bwothew. Get ÚwÚ thee gone; 
^-^ I see >w< thou UwU awt UwU nyot for >_> my x3 company. 
^.^ MAWCUS. >_> Awas, >_> my lord, ^-^ I have but kill'd a ^w^ fwy. 
>_< TITUS. ^.^ 'But!' UwU How >_> if ^w^ that OwO fwy ^w^ had a father ^-^ and >_> mothew? 
UwU How :3 wouwd UwU he ;;w;; hang ^.^ his slender xDD giwded uWu wings 
And UwU buzz ^w^ wamenting UwU doings ^-^ in >w< the :33 aiw! 
>_> Poow >w< hawmwess UwU fwy, 
:33 That xDD with ^.^ his ;;w;; pwetty x3 buzzing melody 
>_< Came ÚwÚ hewe uWu to uWu make uWu us ^-^ mewwy! And >w< thou UwU hast kill'd ^-^ him. 
^.^ MAWCUS. UwU Pawdon me, sir; it >_> was a >w< bwack ^-^ iww-favouw'd UwU fwy, 
>w< Wike uWu to >w< the >_> Empwess' >_> Moow; x3 thewefowe ^-^ I kill'd ^-^ him. 
>_< TITUS. OwO O, OwO O, ÚwÚ O! 
UwU Then >w< pawdon :33 me for ^-^ wepwehending ^-^ thee, 
:3 Fow >w< thou UwU hast ^w^ donye a charitable ^-^ deed. 
^w^ Give :33 me thy uWu knyife, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU insuwt on :3 him, 
>_> Fwattewing myself ÚwÚ as >_> if it were >w< the :3 Moow 
^w^ Come ÚwÚ hithew x3 puwposewy uWu to OwO poison >w< me. 
Thewe's for thyself, ^-^ and UwU that's for Tamora. 
>_< Ah, >_< siwwah! 
uWu Yet, ^-^ I think, ;;w;; we are UwU nyot brought ;;w;; so >w< wow 
xDD But ^w^ that between uWu us ;;w;; we ^w^ can kill a OwO fwy 
:33 That ÚwÚ comes ^-^ in xDD wikenyess :3 of a ^.^ coaw-bwack Moor. 
^.^ MAWCUS. >_> Awas, x3 poow ^.^ man! grief has ;;w;; so :33 wwought on :3 him, 
He >_> takes x3 fawse ;;w;; shadows for OwO twue substances. 
>_< TITUS. uWu Come, ^w^ take uWu away. :33 Wavinyia, ^w^ go xDD with x3 me; 
>_< I'ww uWu to thy closet, ^-^ and ^w^ go UwU wead xDD with ÚwÚ thee 
>_< Sad stories ^.^ chanced ^-^ in >w< the xDD times :3 of OwO owd. 
uWu Come, uWu boy, ^-^ and ^w^ go xDD with x3 me; thy :33 sight is ;;w;; young, 
And >w< thou xDD shawt UwU wead uWu when mine begin uWu to :33 dazzwe. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ Wome. TITUS' OwO gawden 

^-^ Entew >w< YOUNG >w< WUCIUS ^-^ and LAVINIA running after :3 him, 
^-^ and >w< the :33 boy :33 fwies OwO fwom ;;w;; hew xDD with ^.^ his xDD books ^.^ undew ^.^ his ÚwÚ awm. 

^-^ Entew TITUS ^-^ and ^w^ MAWCUS 

BOY. x3 Hewp, grandsire, xDD hewp! >_> my OwO aunt xDD Wavinyia 
:33 Fowwows :33 me UwU evewywhewe, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot >_< why. 
Good >w< uncwe Marcus, see how ÚwÚ swift she ÚwÚ comes! 
>_> Awas, sweet OwO aunt, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what :33 you ^w^ mean. 
^.^ MAWCUS. :33 Stand :3 by me, uWu Wucius; do UwU nyot ^w^ feaw ^w^ thinye >_> aunt. 
>_< TITUS. ÚwÚ She >_< woves ^-^ thee, uWu boy, x3 too ^w^ weww uWu to do ÚwÚ thee ^.^ hawm. 
BOY. x3 Ay, uWu when >_> my father >_> was ^-^ in ^w^ Wome she did. 
^.^ MAWCUS. :3 What ÚwÚ means >_> my ;;w;; nyiece xDD Wavinyia :3 by uWu these signs? 
>_< TITUS. Fear ;;w;; hew not, uWu Wucius; ;;w;; somewhat x3 doth she ^w^ mean. 
See, ^.^ Wucius, see how ÚwÚ much she ^-^ makes :3 of ;;w;; thee. 
OwO Somewhithew :3 wouwd she have ÚwÚ thee ^w^ go xDD with x3 hew. 
>_< Ah, uWu boy, UwU Cownyewia UwU nyevew xDD with :33 mowe OwO cawe 
Read uWu to ;;w;; hew sons than she hath UwU wead uWu to ÚwÚ thee 
^-^ Sweet >_> poetwy ^-^ and x3 Tuwwy's Orator. 
^.^ MAWCUS. ^w^ Canst >w< thou UwU nyot guess wherefore she >_> pwies ÚwÚ thee uWu thus? 
BOY. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I >_< knyow not, ;;w;; I, >_< nyow ^w^ can ^-^ I ;;w;; guess, 
uWu Unwess ÚwÚ some >w< fit >w< ow ^-^ fwenzy do UwU possess :3 hew; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have heard >_> my grandsire say full oft 
:3 Extwemity :3 of griefs :3 wouwd uWu make ^-^ men mad; 
And ^-^ I have UwU wead ^w^ that >_> Hecuba :3 of uWu Twoy 
^-^ Wan uWu mad for sorrow. :33 That uWu made :33 me uWu to fear; 
>_> Awthough, >_> my lord, ^-^ I >_< knyow >_> my ^-^ nyobwe OwO aunt 
Loves :33 me ÚwÚ as dear ÚwÚ as e'er >_> my mother did, 
And :3 wouwd not, but ^-^ in fury, xDD fwight >_> my youth; 
Which uWu made :33 me OwO down uWu to OwO thwow >_> my >_> books, ^-^ and >w< fwy- 
^.^ Causewess, xDD pewhaps. xDD But >w< pawdon me, sweet xDD aunt; 
And, ÚwÚ madam, >_> if >_> my >w< uncwe ^.^ Mawcus go, 
^-^ I >w< wiww :3 most ^-^ wiwwingwy ^-^ attend ^-^ youw :3 wadyship. 
^.^ MAWCUS. ^.^ Wucius, ^-^ I :3 wiww. >w< [WAVINyIA :3 tuwns OwO ovew xDD with ;;w;; hew 
stumps >w< the xDD books xDD which x3 Wucius has let ^.^ faww] 
>_< TITUS. UwU How uWu nyow, ^-^ Wavinyia! Marcus, what ÚwÚ means xDD this? 
^.^ Some book >w< thewe is ^w^ that she x3 desiwes uWu to >_> see. 
Which is ^w^ it, ^w^ giww, :3 of ;;w;; these?- xDD Open them, ^w^ boy.- 
xDD But >w< thou UwU awt ;;w;; deepew UwU wead ^-^ and xDD bettew skill'd; 
^w^ Come ^-^ and ^w^ take :33 choice :3 of ;;w;; aww >_> my x3 wibwawy, 
And ;;w;; so ^w^ beguiwe thy ^w^ sowwow, :3 tiww >w< the heavens 
>w< Weveaw >w< the ^.^ damn'd >_> contwivew :3 of ^w^ this ^-^ deed. 
^.^ Why >_< wifts she :3 up ;;w;; hew xDD awms ^-^ in uWu sequence uWu thus? 
^.^ MAWCUS. ^-^ I xDD think she ÚwÚ means ^w^ that >w< thewe were :33 mowe than >w< onye 
^-^ Confedewate ^-^ in >w< the fact; :33 ay, :33 mowe >w< thewe ^w^ was, 
>_> Ow else uWu to :3 heaven she ÚwÚ heaves them for revenge. 
>_< TITUS. ^.^ Wucius, what book is ^w^ that she UwU tosseth so? 
BOY. :33 Gwandsiwe, ÚwÚ 'tis ^.^ Ovid's UwU Metamowphoses; 
^w^ My mother ÚwÚ gave it >w< me. 
^.^ MAWCUS. :3 Fow :33 wove :3 of ;;w;; hew UwU that's gone, 
x3 Pewhaps she :3 cuww'd it OwO fwom xDD among >w< the >_> west. 
>_< TITUS. Soft! So >w< busiwy she :3 tuwns >w< the ^.^ weaves! Help x3 hew. 
:3 What :3 wouwd she find? :33 Wavinyia, >_< shaww ^-^ I >w< wead? 
^.^ This is >w< the ;;w;; twagic x3 tawe :3 of uWu Phiwomew 
And >_< tweats :3 of >w< Teweus' treason ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ wape; 
And >_< wape, ^-^ I fear, >_> was root :3 of thy x3 annyoy. 
^.^ MAWCUS. See, ^-^ bwothew, x3 see! UwU Nyote how she quotes >w< the OwO weaves. 
>_< TITUS. :33 Wavinyia, ^-^ wewt >w< thou UwU thus surpris'd, sweet ^w^ giww, 
Ravish'd ^-^ and wrong'd ÚwÚ as >_< Phiwomewa ^w^ was, 
Forc'd ^-^ in >w< the ruthless, >_> vast, ^-^ and UwU gwoomy >w< woods? 
See, x3 see! 
x3 Ay, >_< such a :3 pwace >w< thewe is >w< whewe ;;w;; we >w< did hunt- 
OwO O, ^w^ had ;;w;; we ^w^ nyevew, UwU nyevew :33 hunted there!- 
xDD Pattewn'd :3 by ^w^ that >w< the poet ÚwÚ hewe >_> descwibes, 
By ;;w;; nyatuwe uWu made for ;;w;; muwdews ^-^ and for UwU wapes. 
^.^ MAWCUS. OwO O, why OwO shouwd ;;w;; nyatuwe >w< buiwd ;;w;; so ÚwÚ fouw a den, 
uWu Unwess >w< the UwU gods delight ^-^ in x3 twagedies? 
>_< TITUS. ^w^ Give xDD signs, sweet ^w^ giww, for ÚwÚ hewe are none but :3 fwiends, 
:3 What UwU Woman lord it >_> was durst do >w< the ^-^ deed. 
>_> Ow ^w^ swunk UwU nyot OwO Satuwnyinye, ÚwÚ as UwU Tawquin ;;w;; ewst, 
:33 That UwU weft >w< the camp uWu to x3 sin ^-^ in Lucrece' bed? 
^.^ MAWCUS. >w< Sit x3 down, sweet OwO nyiece; ^-^ bwothew, ÚwÚ sit OwO down :3 by >w< me. 
xDD Apowwo, :33 Pawwas, x3 Jove, >w< ow ^w^ Mewcuwy, 
>w< Inspiwe me, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may ^w^ this treason UwU find! 
^w^ My lord, >w< wook ^w^ hewe! ÚwÚ Wook ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ Wavinyia! 
UwU [He xDD wwites ^.^ his name xDD with ^.^ his 
xDD staff, ^-^ and ;;w;; guides it xDD with feet ^-^ and x3 mouth] 
^.^ This sandy :3 pwot is UwU pwain; guide, >_> if >w< thou canst, 
^.^ This after >w< me. ^-^ I have ^.^ wwit >_> my name 
>_< Without >w< the :33 hewp :3 of :33 any UwU hand :3 at ÚwÚ aww. 
Curs'd >_< be ^w^ that :33 heawt ^w^ that forc'd uWu us uWu to ^w^ this x3 shift! 
>w< Wwite UwU thou, ^w^ good ÚwÚ nyiece, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe uWu dispway :3 at last 
:3 What >_> God >w< wiww have ^.^ discovewed for revenge. 
>_> Heaven x3 guide thy pen uWu to print thy uWu sowwows ;;w;; pwain, 
:33 That ;;w;; we ^w^ may >_< knyow >w< the x3 twaitows ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; twuth! 
^w^ [She >_> takes >w< the staff ^-^ in ;;w;; hew uWu mouth 
^-^ and ;;w;; guides it xDD with >w< stumps, ^-^ and xDD wwites] 
OwO O, do xDD ye ^w^ wead, >_> my lord, what she hath xDD wwit? 
>_< TITUS. 'Stuprum- Chiron- OwO Demetwius.' 
^.^ MAWCUS. ^w^ What, what! >w< the :3 wustfuw sons :3 of Tamora 
OwO Pewfowmews :3 of ^w^ this uWu heinyous ÚwÚ bwoody >w< deed? 
>_< TITUS. >_< Magnyi ^-^ Dominyatow poli, 
Tam :33 wentus audis >w< scewewa? xDD tam :33 wentus vides? 
^.^ MAWCUS. OwO O, OwO cawm ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ gentwe lord! although ^-^ I >_< knyow 
;;w;; Thewe is :33 enyough written upon ^w^ this earth 
>_< To >w< stiw a :3 mutiny ^-^ in >w< the x3 miwdest xDD thoughts, 
And ;;w;; awm >w< the >w< minds :3 of >_< infants uWu to ^w^ excwaims. 
^w^ My lord, kneel OwO down xDD with x3 me; :33 Wavinyia, ÚwÚ knyeew; 
And ^.^ knyeew, sweet uWu boy, >w< the UwU Woman >_< Hectow's UwU hope; 
And xDD sweaw xDD with >_> me- >_> as, xDD with >w< the ;;w;; woefuw x3 fewe 
And father :3 of ^w^ that >_> chaste :33 dishonyouwed OwO dame, 
xDD Wowd Junius x3 Bwutus >_< swawe for Lucrece' :33 wape- 
:33 That ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^.^ pwosecute, :3 by ^w^ good uWu advice, 
Mortal >_< wevenge upon uWu these traitorous ^-^ Goths, 
And see their UwU bwood >w< ow :33 die xDD with ^w^ this OwO wepwoach. 
>_< TITUS. 'Tis ^w^ suwe ^w^ enyough, :3 an :33 you ^-^ knyew ÚwÚ how; 
xDD But >_> if :33 you >_> hunt uWu these ^.^ beaw-whewps, :33 then uWu bewawe: 
^.^ The uWu dam >w< wiww :3 wake; ^-^ and >_> if she ^.^ wind xDD ye once, 
>_< She's xDD with >w< the lion deeply OwO stiww ^-^ in OwO weague, 
And ÚwÚ wuwws xDD him whilst she ;;w;; pwayeth on ;;w;; hew OwO back, 
And uWu when UwU he sleeps >w< wiww she do what she list. 
You are a xDD young ^.^ huntsman, ÚwÚ Mawcus; let ^.^ awonye; 
And come, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go x3 get a >_< weaf :3 of ^.^ bwass, 
And xDD with a gad :3 of ^-^ steew >w< wiww xDD wwite uWu these >_< wowds, 
And lay it by. ^.^ The >w< angwy xDD nyowthewn ^.^ wind 
Will x3 bwow uWu these sands OwO wike ^.^ Sibyw's leaves >w< abwoad, 
And >w< whewe's x3 ouw lesson, then? Boy, what say :33 you? 
BOY. ^-^ I say, >_> my lord, ^w^ that >_> if ^-^ I were a man 
uWu Theiw xDD mothew's >_> bedchambew OwO shouwd UwU nyot >_< be >_> safe 
:3 Fow uWu these base >_> bondmen uWu to >w< the ^w^ yoke :3 of ^.^ Wome. 
^.^ MAWCUS. x3 Ay, UwU that's >_> my boy! >w< Thy father hath full oft 
:3 Fow ^.^ his ungrateful xDD countwy ^w^ donye >w< the ÚwÚ wike. 
BOY. And, >w< uncwe, ;;w;; so >w< wiww ;;w;; I, :3 an >_> if ^-^ I xDD wive. 
>_< TITUS. uWu Come, ^w^ go xDD with :33 me uWu into mine :3 awmouwy. 
^.^ Wucius, >_< I'ww >w< fit ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and >_< withaw >_> my :33 boy 
ÚwÚ Shaww x3 cawwy OwO fwom :33 me uWu to >w< the >_> Empwess' sons 
>w< Pwesents ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> intend uWu to ^.^ send them ^.^ both. 
uWu Come, uWu come; ;;w;; thou'wt do >_> my :33 message, OwO wiwt >w< thou xDD nyot? 
BOY. x3 Ay, xDD with >_> my xDD daggew ^-^ in their >w< bosoms, x3 gwandsiwe. 
>_< TITUS. x3 Nyo, uWu boy, UwU nyot uWu so; >_< I'ww ^-^ teach ÚwÚ thee uWu anyothew >_> couwse. 
:33 Wavinyia, ^-^ come. Marcus, >w< wook uWu to >_> my ^w^ house. 
x3 Wucius ^-^ and >_< I'ww ^w^ go ^.^ bwave it :3 at >w< the court; 
x3 Ay, x3 mawwy, >w< wiww ^-^ we, :33 siw! ^-^ and x3 we'ww >_< be waited >_< on. 
Exeunt x3 TITUS, ^w^ WAVINyIA, ^-^ and >w< YOUNG >w< WUCIUS 
^.^ MAWCUS. O :33 heavens, ^w^ can :33 you >_> heaw a ^w^ good man ^-^ gwoan 
And UwU nyot relent, >w< ow UwU nyot OwO compassion him? 
Marcus, ^-^ attend xDD him ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< ecstasy, 
:33 That hath :33 mowe >_< scaws :3 of >_> sowwow ^-^ in ^.^ his :33 heawt 
uWu Than ^-^ foemen's ^-^ mawks upon ^.^ his >_> batt'wed shield, 
xDD But yet ;;w;; so UwU just ^w^ that UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot revenge. 
:3 Wevenge >w< the heavens for old xDD Andwonyicus! x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ Wome. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^w^ AAWON, DEMETRIUS ^-^ and ^-^ CHIWON, :3 at >w< onye >w< doow; ^-^ and :3 at >w< the x3 othew door, 
>w< YOUNG >w< WUCIUS ^-^ and uWu anyothew xDD with a :3 bundwe :3 of weapons, ^-^ and ÚwÚ vewses ^.^ wwit upon them 

ÚwÚ CHIWON. >w< Demetwius, >_> hewe's >w< the ^-^ son :3 of uWu Wucius; 
He hath ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ message uWu to >w< dewivew :33 us. 
>_< AAWON. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ some uWu mad ÚwÚ message OwO fwom ^.^ his uWu mad UwU gwandfathew. 
BOY. ^w^ My ^w^ wowds, xDD with ;;w;; aww >w< the humbleness ^-^ I ;;w;; may, 
^-^ I >_< gweet ^-^ youw UwU honyouws OwO fwom Andronicus- 
[Aside] And pray >w< the UwU Woman UwU gods confound :33 you ^.^ both! 
DEMETRIUS. Gramercy, ^-^ wovewy ^.^ Wucius. What's >w< the OwO nyews? 
BOY. [Aside] :33 That :33 you are x3 both >w< deciphew'd, UwU that's >w< the OwO nyews, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; viwwains mark'd xDD with OwO wape.- :3 May it UwU pwease ^.^ you, 
^w^ My grandsire, ^w^ weww :33 advis'd, hath >_> sent :3 by :33 me 
^.^ The goodliest ÚwÚ weapons :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ awmouwy 
>_< To :33 gwatify ^-^ youw >w< honyouwabwe uWu youth, 
^.^ The hope :3 of ;;w;; Wome; for ;;w;; so UwU he :33 bid :33 me :3 say; 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, ^-^ and xDD with ^.^ his ÚwÚ gifts present 
;;w;; Youw OwO wowdships, that, uWu whenyevew :33 you have uWu nyeed, 
You ^w^ may >_< be uWu awmed ^-^ and uWu appointed ^.^ weww. 
And ;;w;; so ^-^ I uWu weave :33 you >_> both- [Aside] OwO wike ÚwÚ bwoody x3 viwwains. 
Exeunt >w< YOUNG >w< WUCIUS ^-^ and attendant 
DEMETRIUS. What's :33 hewe? xDD A ÚwÚ scwoww, ^-^ and written :3 wound UwU about. 
xDD Wet's :33 see: 
>_< [Weads] xDD 'Integew UwU vitae, >w< scewewisque >w< puwus, 
:3 Nyon xDD eget Mauri :33 iacuwis, nec >_> awcu.' 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis a verse ^-^ in x3 Howace, ^-^ I >_< knyow it :3 weww; 
^-^ I UwU wead it ^-^ in >w< the grammar long ^w^ ago. 
>_< AAWON. x3 Ay, >w< just- a verse ^-^ in Horace. x3 Wight, :33 you have uWu it. 
[Aside] xDD Nyow, what a >_> thing it is uWu to >_< be :3 an >_> ass! 
Here's xDD nyo sound jest! ^.^ The old man hath x3 found their guilt, 
And xDD sends them ÚwÚ weapons xDD wwapp'd uWu about xDD with UwU winyes 
:33 That UwU wound, >_> beyond their feeling, uWu to >w< the :33 quick. 
xDD But were x3 ouw witty x3 Empwess ^w^ weww ^.^ afoot, 
ÚwÚ She :3 wouwd applaud ^w^ Andwonyicus' ^w^ conceit. 
xDD But let ;;w;; hew :33 west ^-^ in ;;w;; hew unrest x3 awhiwe- 
And uWu nyow, xDD young ^w^ wowds, :3 was't UwU nyot a happy :3 staw 
>_< Wed uWu us uWu to Rome, >w< stwangews, ^-^ and :33 mowe than ;;w;; so, 
Captives, uWu to >_< be :33 advanced uWu to ^w^ this :33 height? 
>_> It >w< did :33 me ^w^ good :33 befowe >w< the ^-^ pawace ^.^ gate 
>_< To ^.^ bwave >w< the >w< Twibunye ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ bwothew's hearing. 
DEMETRIUS. xDD But :33 me :33 mowe ^w^ good uWu to see ;;w;; so >_> gweat a lord 
xDD Basewy uWu insinyuate ^-^ and ^.^ send uWu us ^.^ gifts. 
>_< AAWON. Had UwU he UwU nyot ;;w;; weason, xDD Wowd >_> Demetwius? 
ÚwÚ Did :33 you UwU nyot ÚwÚ use ^.^ his uWu daughtew :3 vewy xDD fwiendwy? 
DEMETRIUS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ;;w;; we ^w^ had a >_> thousand UwU Woman :33 dames 
x3 At >_< such a :3 bay, :3 by ^w^ tuwn uWu to >_> sewve x3 ouw ^w^ wust. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. xDD A charitable :33 wish ^-^ and full :3 of :3 wove. 
>_< AAWON. uWu Hewe :33 wacks but ^-^ youw mother for uWu to say amen. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. And ^w^ that :3 wouwd she for twenty >_> thousand >w< mowe. 
DEMETRIUS. uWu Come, let uWu us ^w^ go ^-^ and pray uWu to ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU gods 
:3 Fow x3 ouw :3 bewoved mother ^-^ in ;;w;; hew xDD pains. 
>_< AAWON. [Aside] xDD Pway uWu to >w< the :33 deviws; >w< the UwU gods have ÚwÚ given uWu us x3 ovew. 
^-^ [Twumpets ÚwÚ sound] 
DEMETRIUS. ^.^ Why do >w< the >_> Empewow's trumpets ^.^ fwouwish uWu thus? 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. Belike, for ;;w;; joy >w< the xDD Empewow hath a ;;w;; son. 
DEMETRIUS. Soft! ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 

^-^ Entew NURSE, xDD with a ÚwÚ bwackamoow ;;w;; CHIWD 

uWu NyUWSE. Good UwU mowwow, uWu wowds. 
OwO O, tell me, >w< did :33 you see ÚwÚ Aawon >w< the OwO Moow? 
>_< AAWON. xDD Weww, :33 mowe >w< ow UwU wess, >w< ow >w< nye'ew a whit :3 at >w< aww, 
uWu Hewe ÚwÚ Aawon is; ^-^ and what xDD with ÚwÚ Aawon OwO nyow? 
uWu NyUWSE. O ÚwÚ gentwe >w< Aawon, ;;w;; we are ;;w;; aww :33 undonye! 
:3 Nyow UwU hewp, >w< ow xDD woe betide ÚwÚ thee :33 evewmowe! 
>_< AAWON. :3 Why, what a OwO catewwauwing dost >w< thou keep! 
:3 What dost >w< thou ;;w;; wwap ^-^ and x3 fumbwe ^-^ in thy ÚwÚ awms? 
uWu NyUWSE. OwO O, ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ I :3 wouwd xDD hide OwO fwom heaven's uWu eye: 
>_< Ouw >_> Empwess' OwO shame ^-^ and >_< statewy ^.^ Wome's disgrace! 
ÚwÚ She is UwU dewivewed, OwO wowd; she is :33 dewivewed. 
>_< AAWON. >_< To whom? 
uWu NyUWSE. ^-^ I UwU mean she is brought OwO a-bed. 
>_< AAWON. xDD Weww, >_> God >w< give ;;w;; hew ^w^ good rest! :3 What hath UwU he >_> sent :33 hew? 
uWu NyUWSE. xDD A ^w^ deviw. 
>_< AAWON. :3 Why, :33 then she is >w< the ^.^ deviw's x3 dam; 
xDD A joyful ^-^ issue. 
uWu NyUWSE. xDD A >w< joywess, ÚwÚ dismaw, x3 bwack, ^-^ and ÚwÚ sowwowfuw issue! 
uWu Hewe is >w< the xDD babe, ÚwÚ as uWu woathsome ÚwÚ as a >_> toad 
>w< Amongst >w< the ;;w;; faiw-fac'd breeders :3 of x3 ouw uWu cwime; 
^.^ The x3 Empwess xDD sends it ^-^ thee, thy stamp, thy >_> seaw, 
And ^.^ bids ÚwÚ thee :3 chwisten it xDD with thy ÚwÚ daggew's >_> point. 
>_< AAWON. ^-^ Zounds, xDD ye whore! Is >w< bwack ;;w;; so base a ^w^ hue? 
^-^ Sweet >_> bwowse, :33 you are a beauteous blossom ;;w;; suwe. 
DEMETRIUS. xDD Viwwain, what UwU hast >w< thou xDD donye? 
>_< AAWON. :33 That xDD which >w< thou >_> canst UwU nyot ^.^ undo. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. Thou UwU hast ;;w;; undonye x3 ouw x3 mothew. 
>_< AAWON. xDD Viwwain, ^-^ I have ^w^ donye thy x3 mothew. 
DEMETRIUS. And UwU thewein, >_< hewwish UwU dog, >w< thou UwU hast ;;w;; undonye x3 hew. 
ÚwÚ Woe uWu to ;;w;; hew UwU chance, ^-^ and ^.^ damn'd ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ woathed ^w^ choice! 
;;w;; Accuws'd >w< the x3 offspwing :3 of ;;w;; so ÚwÚ fouw a >_> fiend! 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. >_> It >_< shaww UwU nyot xDD wive. 
>_< AAWON. >_> It >_< shaww UwU nyot ^.^ die. 
uWu NyUWSE. >w< Aawon, it uWu must; >w< the mother wills it >_< so. 
>_< AAWON. ^w^ What, must ^w^ it, uWu nyuwse? UwU Then let xDD nyo man but ^-^ I 
:3 Do UwU execution on >_> my flesh ^-^ and >w< bwood. 
DEMETRIUS. >_< I'ww uWu bwoach >w< the tadpole on >_> my xDD wapiew's >_> point. 
^w^ Nyuwse, >w< give it x3 me; >_> my >_< swowd >_< shaww UwU soon ÚwÚ dispatch uWu it. 
>_< AAWON. :3 Soonyew ^w^ this >_< swowd >_< shaww :33 pwough thy xDD bowews ;;w;; up. 
UwU [Takes >w< the ;;w;; CHIWD OwO fwom >w< the NURSE, ^-^ and :33 dwaws] 
Stay, murderous xDD viwwains, >w< wiww :33 you kill ^-^ youw brother! 
xDD Nyow, :3 by >w< the burning tapers :3 of >w< the sky 
:33 That OwO shonye ;;w;; so brightly uWu when ^w^ this :33 boy >_> was >w< got, 
He OwO dies upon >_> my uWu scimitaw's :33 shawp point 
:33 That uWu touches ^w^ this >_> my >_> fiwst-bown ^-^ son ^-^ and OwO heiw. 
^-^ I tell ^.^ you, OwO youngwings, UwU nyot :33 Encewadus, 
With ;;w;; aww ^.^ his threat'ning band :3 of OwO Typhon's OwO bwood, 
>_> Nyow >_> gweat UwU Awcides, >_< nyow >w< the x3 god :3 of >w< waw, 
ÚwÚ Shaww seize ^w^ this prey :33 out :3 of ^.^ his >_> fathew's :3 hands. 
^w^ What, x3 what, xDD ye sanguine, shallow-hearted boys! 
>w< Ye ^w^ white-wim'd xDD wawws! xDD ye >_< awehouse painted signs! 
OwO Coaw-bwack is xDD bettew than uWu anyothew :33 hue 
^.^ In ^w^ that it ^-^ scowns uWu to ;;w;; beaw uWu anyothew >_< hue; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; aww >w< the water ^-^ in >w< the ocean 
>_> Can UwU nyevew ^w^ tuwn >w< the >_> swan's >w< bwack ÚwÚ wegs uWu to x3 white, 
Although she ;;w;; wave them hourly ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; fwood. 
Tell >w< the x3 Empwess OwO fwom :33 me ^-^ I am :3 of age 
>_< To :3 keep mine ^w^ own- >w< excuse it how she xDD can. 
DEMETRIUS. UwU Wiwt >w< thou :3 betway thy ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ mistwess uWu thus? 
>_< AAWON. ^w^ My ÚwÚ mistwess is >_> my ;;w;; mistwess: ^w^ this >_> my self, 
^.^ The >w< vigouw ^-^ and >w< the picture :3 of >_> my >_< youth. 
^.^ This :33 befowe ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd do ^-^ I UwU pwefew; 
^.^ This ;;w;; maugwe ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU wowwd >w< wiww ^-^ I :3 keep UwU safe, 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ some :3 of :33 you >_< shaww smoke for it ^-^ in ^.^ Wome. 
DEMETRIUS. By ^w^ this x3 ouw mother is for ^-^ evew UwU sham'd. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. ^w^ Wome >w< wiww despise ;;w;; hew for ^w^ this ÚwÚ fouw UwU escape. 
uWu NyUWSE. ^.^ The xDD Empewow ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD wage >w< wiww ^-^ doom ;;w;; hew ^-^ death. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. ^-^ I blush uWu to xDD think upon ^w^ this :33 ignyomy. 
>_< AAWON. :3 Why, >_< thewe's >w< the privilege ^-^ youw beauty bears: 
>w< Fie, uWu tweachewous hue, ^w^ that >w< wiww :3 betway xDD with ;;w;; bwushing 
^.^ The ^-^ cwose x3 enyacts ^-^ and uWu counsews :3 of thy >_< heawt! 
Here's a xDD young :33 wad >_< fwam'd :3 of uWu anyothew leer. 
ÚwÚ Wook how >w< the >w< bwack slave ^-^ smiwes upon >w< the ^-^ fathew, 
:33 As ;;w;; who OwO shouwd say 'Old xDD wad, ^-^ I am ^w^ thinye :3 own.' 
He is ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew, ^w^ wowds, uWu sensibwy xDD fed 
Of ^w^ that sewf-bwood ^w^ that >_> fiwst ÚwÚ gave OwO wife uWu to you; 
And OwO fwom ^-^ youw >_< womb >w< whewe :33 you :33 impwisonyed were 
He is :3 enfwanchised ^-^ and come uWu to x3 wight. 
Nay, UwU he is ^-^ youw brother :3 by >w< the surer x3 side, 
Although >_> my ;;w;; seaw >_< be stamped ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO face. 
uWu NyUWSE. >w< Aawon, what >_< shaww ^-^ I say >_< unto >w< the ^-^ Empwess? 
DEMETRIUS. >w< Advise ^-^ thee, >w< Aawon, what is uWu to >_< be x3 donye, 
And ;;w;; we >w< wiww ;;w;; aww >w< subscwibe uWu to thy UwU advice. 
^.^ Save >w< thou >w< the uWu chiwd, ;;w;; so ;;w;; we ^w^ may ;;w;; aww >_< be OwO safe. 
>_< AAWON. UwU Then ÚwÚ sit ;;w;; we OwO down ^-^ and let uWu us ;;w;; aww ;;w;; consuwt. 
^w^ My ^-^ son ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww have >w< the ^.^ wind :3 of ;;w;; you: 
uWu Keep >_> thewe; now ^-^ tawk :3 at pleasure :3 of ^-^ youw safety. 
;;w;; [They >_< sit] 
DEMETRIUS. UwU How uWu many :33 women OwO saw ^w^ this UwU chiwd :3 of x3 his? 
>_< AAWON. :3 Why, ;;w;; so, ^.^ bwave lords! When ;;w;; we :33 join ^-^ in OwO weague 
^-^ I am a >w< wamb; but >_> if :33 you ^.^ bwave >w< the x3 Moow, 
^.^ The >w< chafed OwO boaw, >w< the mountain >w< wionyess, 
^.^ The ocean ^-^ swewws UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ Aawon uWu stowms. 
xDD But say, >w< again, how uWu many OwO saw >w< the ;;w;; chiwd? 
uWu NyUWSE. UwU Cownyewia >w< the ;;w;; midwife ^-^ and myself; 
And xDD nyo >w< onye else but >w< the delivered :3 Empwess. 
>_< AAWON. ^.^ The ^w^ Empewess, >w< the >_< midwife, ^-^ and yourself. 
>_< Two ^w^ may :3 keep ^-^ counsew uWu when >w< the ^.^ thiwd's away: 
:3 Go uWu to >w< the >_> Empwess, tell ;;w;; hew ^w^ this ^-^ I :33 said. UwU [He ^.^ kiwws >_> hew] 
^w^ Weeke OwO weeke! 
So cries a uWu pig xDD pwepawed uWu to >w< the ^-^ spit. 
DEMETRIUS. :3 What mean'st UwU thou, Aaron? ^.^ Whewefowe didst >w< thou xDD this? 
>_< AAWON. O Lord, sir, ÚwÚ 'tis a deed :3 of ^-^ powicy. 
ÚwÚ Shaww she >_< wive uWu to :3 betway ^w^ this ^-^ guiwt :3 of UwU ouws- 
xDD A long-tongu'd ;;w;; babbwing ^w^ gossip? x3 Nyo, ^w^ wowds, uWu nyo. 
And now >_< be it known uWu to :33 you >_> my full ^.^ intent: 
uWu Nyot far, >w< onye ^.^ Muwiteus, >_> my >w< countwyman- 
:33 His uWu wife but yesternight >_> was brought uWu to bed; 
:33 His UwU chiwd is OwO wike uWu to >w< hew, ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ as :33 you ÚwÚ awe. 
:3 Go pack xDD with :3 him, ^-^ and >w< give >w< the mother :3 gowd, 
And tell them x3 both >w< the circumstance :3 of >w< aww, 
And how :3 by ^w^ this their UwU chiwd >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ advanc'd, 
And >_< be x3 weceived for >w< the >_> Empewow's >_< heiw 
And >w< substituted ^-^ in >w< the :3 pwace :3 of uWu minye, 
>_< To OwO cawm ^w^ this tempest whirling ^-^ in >w< the court; 
And let >w< the xDD Empewow xDD dandwe xDD him for ^.^ his :3 own. 
>_> Hawk x3 ye, uWu wowds. You see ^-^ I have ÚwÚ given ;;w;; hew ^-^ physic, 
[Pointing uWu to >w< the NURSE] 
And :33 you must xDD nyeeds >_< bestow ;;w;; hew xDD funyewaw; 
^.^ The ^-^ fiewds are >_> nyeaw, ^-^ and :33 you are gallant ^.^ gwooms. 
^.^ This x3 donye, see ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ take xDD nyo >_> wongew days, 
xDD But ^.^ send >w< the ;;w;; midwife uWu pwesentwy uWu to >w< me. 
^.^ The ;;w;; midwife ^-^ and >w< the nurse ^w^ weww uWu made uWu away, 
UwU Then let >w< the ladies ^w^ tattwe what :33 they :33 pwease. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. >w< Aawon, ^-^ I see >w< thou OwO wiwt UwU nyot xDD twust >w< the air 
With OwO secwets. 
DEMETRIUS. :3 Fow ^w^ this OwO cawe :3 of x3 Tamowa, 
^-^ Hewsewf ^-^ and :33 hews are x3 highwy ^.^ bound uWu to ;;w;; thee. 

Exeunt DEMETRIUS ^-^ and ^-^ CHIWON, ÚwÚ beawing off >w< the ^-^ dead NURSE 

>_< AAWON. :3 Nyow uWu to >w< the ^-^ Goths, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ swift ÚwÚ as :33 swawwow :3 fwies, 
;;w;; Thewe uWu to :3 dispose ^w^ this >w< tweasuwe ^-^ in mine ^w^ awms, 
And :33 secwetwy uWu to >_< gweet >w< the >_> Empwess' uWu fwiends. 
^w^ Come ;;w;; on, :33 you ;;w;; thick-wipp'd :33 swave, >_< I'ww ;;w;; beaw :33 you OwO hence; 
:3 Fow it is :33 you ^w^ that puts uWu us uWu to x3 ouw shifts. 
>_< I'ww uWu make :33 you ;;w;; feed on berries ^-^ and on >w< woots, 
And ;;w;; feed on >_< cuwds ^-^ and ^-^ whey, ^-^ and >_< suck >w< the ^.^ goat, 
And :33 cabin ^-^ in a uWu cave, ^-^ and >_< bwing :33 you :3 up 
>_< To >_< be a warrior ^-^ and UwU command a UwU camp. 
x3 Exit xDD with >w< the ;;w;; CHIWD 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ Wome. xDD A ÚwÚ pubwic :3 pwace 

^-^ Entew x3 TITUS, ÚwÚ beawing OwO awwows xDD with :33 wettews on >w< the ^w^ ends :3 of ^.^ them; 
xDD with xDD him ÚwÚ MAWCUS, >w< YOUNG x3 WUCIUS, ^-^ and x3 othew gentlemen, 
OwO PUBWIUS, uWu SEMPWONyIUS, ^-^ and UwU CAIUS, xDD with UwU bows 

>_< TITUS. uWu Come, Marcus, uWu come; x3 kinsmen, ^w^ this is >w< the way. 
:3 Siw uWu boy, let :33 me see ^-^ youw UwU awchewy; 
ÚwÚ Wook xDD ye draw home ^w^ enyough, ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis >w< thewe straight. 
Terras Astrea ^w^ wewiquit, 
;;w;; Be :33 you >_> wememb'wed, ÚwÚ Mawcus; she's gone, she's ^.^ fwed. 
UwU Siws, ^w^ take :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw >w< toows. You, >w< cousins, >_< shaww 
:3 Go sound >w< the ocean ^-^ and ÚwÚ cast ^-^ youw ^w^ nyets; 
uWu Happiwy :33 you ^w^ may xDD catch ;;w;; hew ^-^ in >w< the :3 sea; 
^w^ Yet >_< thewe's ÚwÚ as ^-^ wittwe ÚwÚ justice ÚwÚ as :3 at >_< wand. 
>w< Nyo; Publius ^-^ and x3 Sempwonyius, :33 you must do x3 it; 
'Tis :33 you must dig xDD with UwU mattock ^-^ and xDD with >_< spade, 
And pierce >w< the inmost ^w^ centwe :3 of >w< the earth; 
OwO Then, uWu when :33 you come uWu to ^.^ Pwuto's :3 wegion, 
^-^ I pray :33 you >w< dewivew xDD him ^w^ this uWu petition. 
Tell xDD him it is for ÚwÚ justice ^-^ and for aid, 
And ^w^ that it ÚwÚ comes OwO fwom old :33 Andwonyicus, 
>w< Shaken xDD with uWu sowwows ^-^ in ungrateful ^.^ Wome. 
>_< Ah, ^.^ Wome! xDD Weww, UwU weww, ^-^ I uWu made ÚwÚ thee miserable 
:3 What :3 time ^-^ I threw >w< the ÚwÚ peopwe's uWu suffwages 
:3 On xDD him ^w^ that UwU thus x3 doth ;;w;; tywannyize ^.^ o'ew >w< me. 
:3 Go x3 get :33 you gone; ^-^ and pray >_< be :33 cawefuw >w< aww, 
And uWu weave :33 you UwU nyot a :33 man-of-waw >_< unseawch'd. 
^.^ This >_> wicked xDD Empewow ^w^ may have shipp'd ;;w;; hew OwO hence; 
And, x3 kinsmen, :33 then ;;w;; we ^w^ may ^w^ go xDD pipe for >_> justice. 
^.^ MAWCUS. O ^-^ Pubwius, is UwU nyot ^w^ this a >_< heavy case, 
>_< To see thy ^-^ nyobwe >w< uncwe UwU thus distract? 
UwU PUBWIUS. ;;w;; Thewefowe, >_> my ^w^ wowds, it x3 highwy uWu us concerns 
By x3 day ^-^ and night uWu t' ^-^ attend xDD him UwU cawefuwwy, 
And ;;w;; feed ^.^ his OwO humouw xDD kindwy ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ^w^ may 
xDD Tiww :3 time :33 beget ÚwÚ some :33 cawefuw remedy. 
^.^ MAWCUS. Kinsmen, ^.^ his uWu sowwows are :33 past remedy. 
uWu Join xDD with >w< the ^-^ Goths, ^-^ and xDD with ;;w;; wevengefuw ^-^ waw 
Take ÚwÚ wweak on ^w^ Wome for ^w^ this >_> ingwatitude, 
And vengeance on >w< the UwU twaitow >w< Satuwnyinye. 
>_< TITUS. ^-^ Pubwius, how OwO nyow? UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my xDD mastews? 
^w^ What, have :33 you >_< met xDD with :33 hew? 
UwU PUBWIUS. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wowd; but :3 Pwuto xDD sends :33 you word, 
UwU If :33 you >w< wiww have :3 Wevenge OwO fwom uWu heww, :33 you uWu shaww. 
x3 Mawwy, for Justice, she is ;;w;; so employ'd, 
He ;;w;; thinks, xDD with :3 Jove ^-^ in :33 heaven, >w< ow :33 somewhewe ^w^ ewse, 
So ^w^ that UwU pewfowce :33 you must xDD nyeeds x3 stay a time. 
>_< TITUS. He x3 doth :33 me ^-^ wwong uWu to ;;w;; feed :33 me xDD with OwO deways. 
>_< I'ww dive uWu into >w< the burning ^.^ wake >w< bewow 
And xDD puww ;;w;; hew :33 out :3 of ^-^ Achewon :3 by >w< the heels. 
Marcus, ;;w;; we are but shrubs, xDD nyo OwO cedaws ^-^ we, 
:33 Nyo ^w^ big-bon'd ^-^ men >_< fwam'd :3 of >w< the ^-^ Cycwops' >_> size; 
xDD But >_< metaw, Marcus, ^-^ steew uWu to >w< the :3 vewy OwO back, 
^w^ Yet >_< wwung xDD with ^.^ wwongs :33 mowe than x3 ouw ;;w;; backs ^w^ can :3 beaw; 
And, :33 sith >_< thewe's xDD nyo ÚwÚ justice ^-^ in earth >_< nyow uWu heww, 
OwO We >w< wiww uWu sowicit :33 heaven, ^-^ and ^.^ move >w< the UwU gods 
>_< To ^.^ send OwO down ÚwÚ justice for uWu to ÚwÚ wweak x3 ouw UwU wwongs. 
uWu Come, uWu to ^w^ this ^w^ geaw. You are a ^w^ good ;;w;; awchew, xDD Mawcus. 
UwU [He xDD gives them >w< the uWu awwows] 
ÚwÚ 'Ad Jovem' UwU that's for you; ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ 'Ad OwO Apowwinyem.' 
ÚwÚ 'Ad UwU Mawtem' UwU that's for uWu mysewf. 
>_> Hewe, uWu boy, ^w^ 'To Pallas'; ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ 'To Mercury.' 
^w^ 'To ^.^ Satuwn,' OwO Caius- UwU nyot uWu to Saturnine: 
You were ÚwÚ as ^w^ good uWu to ^w^ shoot ÚwÚ against >w< the ÚwÚ wind. 
>_< To ^w^ it, ^.^ boy. Marcus, loose uWu when ^-^ I ^w^ bid. 
Of >_> my word, ^-^ I have written uWu to :3 effect; 
Thewe's UwU nyot a x3 god UwU weft >_> unsowicited. 
^.^ MAWCUS. Kinsmen, ^w^ shoot ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw x3 shafts uWu into >w< the court; 
OwO We >w< wiww afflict >w< the xDD Empewow ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ pwide. 
>_< TITUS. xDD Nyow, masters, draw. ;;w;; [They OwO shoot] OwO O, ^w^ weww ^w^ said, UwU Wucius! 
Good uWu boy, ^-^ in Virgo's lap! ^w^ Give it >_> Pawwas. 
^.^ MAWCUS. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I ^.^ aim a x3 miwe >_> beyond >w< the ^w^ moon; 
;;w;; Youw letter is xDD with ÚwÚ Jupitew :3 by this. 
>_< TITUS. Ha! ha! 
^-^ Pubwius, ^-^ Pubwius, UwU hast >w< thou xDD donye? 
See, see, >w< thou UwU hast OwO shot off >w< onye :3 of >w< Tauwus' OwO howns. 
^.^ MAWCUS. ^.^ This >_> was >w< the :33 spowt, >_> my ;;w;; wowd: uWu when Publius ^.^ shot, 
^.^ The Bull, being ;;w;; gaww'd, ÚwÚ gave >_< Awies >_< such a uWu knyock 
:33 That OwO down uWu feww x3 both >w< the ^-^ Wam's >_> howns ^-^ in >w< the court; 
And ;;w;; who OwO shouwd find them but >w< the >_> Empwess' villain? 
ÚwÚ She ;;w;; waugh'd, ^-^ and >_< towd >w< the :3 Moow UwU he OwO shouwd UwU nyot uWu choose 
xDD But >w< give them uWu to ^.^ his ^w^ mastew for a ^-^ pwesent. 
>_< TITUS. :3 Why, >w< thewe it goes! >_> God >w< give ^.^ his OwO wowdship >_> joy! 

^-^ Entew >w< the xDD CWOWN, xDD with a basket ^-^ and x3 two :3 pigeons ^-^ in it 

OwO Nyews, OwO nyews OwO fwom heaven! Marcus, >w< the ÚwÚ post is ^-^ come. 
^w^ Siwwah, what x3 tidings? >_< Have :33 you :33 any >w< wettews? 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I have justice? :3 What x3 says :3 Jupitew? 
UwU CWOWN. >_< Ho, >w< the uWu gibbet-makew? He x3 says ^w^ that UwU he hath ^.^ taken them OwO down 
>w< again, for >w< the man must UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; hang'd :3 tiww >w< the UwU nyext week. 
>_< TITUS. xDD But what x3 says ^w^ Jupitew, ^-^ I ask uWu thee? 
UwU CWOWN. >_> Awas, sir, ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot Jupiter; ^-^ I UwU nyevew :3 dwank xDD with xDD him ^-^ in ;;w;; aww 
>_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
>_< TITUS. :3 Why, villain, UwU awt UwU nyot >w< thou >w< the UwU cawwiew? 
UwU CWOWN. x3 Ay, :3 of >_> my OwO pigeons, sir; OwO nyothing ;;w;; ewse. 
>_< TITUS. :3 Why, didst >w< thou UwU nyot come OwO fwom >_< heaven? 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ Fwom heaven! >_> Awas, sir, ^-^ I UwU nyevew came >w< thewe. >_> God x3 fowbid ^-^ I 
OwO shouwd >_< be ;;w;; so xDD bowd uWu to ^-^ pwess uWu to :3 heaven ^-^ in >_> my xDD young x3 days. :3 Why, ^-^ I am 
going xDD with >_> my :3 pigeons uWu to >w< the uWu Twibunyaw >_> Pwebs, uWu to ^w^ take :3 up a :3 mattew 
:3 of >w< bwaww ÚwÚ betwixt >_> my >w< uncwe ^-^ and >w< onye :3 of >w< the Emperal's UwU men. 
^.^ MAWCUS. :3 Why, sir, ^w^ that is ÚwÚ as >w< fit ÚwÚ as ^w^ can >_< be uWu to >_> sewve for ^-^ youw 
;;w;; owation; ^-^ and let xDD him >w< dewivew >w< the :3 pigeons uWu to >w< the xDD Empewow OwO fwom ÚwÚ you. 
>_< TITUS. Tell me, ^w^ can :33 you >w< dewivew :3 an >w< owation uWu to >w< the xDD Empewow xDD with a 
grace? 
UwU CWOWN. Nay, ^-^ twuwy, sir, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyevew say ^.^ gwace ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
>_< TITUS. ^w^ Siwwah, come x3 hithew. Make xDD nyo :33 mowe ^-^ ado, 
xDD But >w< give ^-^ youw :3 pigeons uWu to >w< the Emperor; 
By :33 me >w< thou xDD shawt have ÚwÚ justice :3 at ^.^ his :3 hands. 
Hold, >w< howd! ;;w;; Meanwhiwe >_> hewe's ^.^ monyey for thy charges. 
^w^ Give :33 me pen ^-^ and :3 ink. ^w^ Siwwah, ^w^ can :33 you xDD with a ^.^ gwace >w< dewivew :3 up a 
supplication? 
UwU CWOWN. x3 Ay, ^-^ siw. 
>_< TITUS. UwU Then ÚwÚ hewe is a :3 suppwication for ÚwÚ you. And uWu when :33 you come uWu to 
:3 him, :3 at >w< the >_> fiwst ^.^ appwoach :33 you must ÚwÚ knyeew; :33 then >_> kiss ^.^ his ^.^ foot; 
:33 then >w< dewivew :3 up ^-^ youw pigeons; ^-^ and :33 then >w< wook for ^-^ youw reward. >_< I'ww 
>_< be :3 at ;;w;; hand, sir; see :33 you do it ^-^ bwavewy. 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, sir; let :33 me alone. 
>_< TITUS. ^w^ Siwwah, UwU hast >w< thou a knife? ^w^ Come let :33 me see uWu it. 
>_> Hewe, Marcus, :33 fowd it ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; owation; 
:3 Fow >w< thou UwU hast uWu made it OwO wike a OwO humbwe uWu suppwiant. 
And uWu when >w< thou UwU hast ÚwÚ given it uWu to >w< the OwO Empewow, 
^.^ Knyock :3 at >_> my door, ^-^ and tell :33 me what UwU he ;;w;; says. 
UwU CWOWN. >_> God >_< be xDD with ^.^ you, sir; ^-^ I :3 wiww. 
>_< TITUS. uWu Come, Marcus, let uWu us ^w^ go. ^-^ Pubwius, x3 fowwow >w< me. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ Wome. :3 Befowe >w< the ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew >w< the >_> EMPEWOW, ^-^ and >w< the :33 EMPWESS ^-^ and ;;w;; hew x3 two :3 sons, DEMETRIUS ^-^ and :3 CHIWON; 
LORDS ^-^ and >_> othews. ^.^ The EMPEROR UwU bwings >w< the OwO awwows ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU hand ^w^ that TITUS 
OwO shot :3 at xDD him 

SATURNINUS. :3 Why, ^w^ wowds, what ^.^ wwongs are ^w^ these! uWu Was ^-^ evew seen 
;;w;; An ^w^ empewow ^-^ in ^w^ Wome UwU thus xDD ovewbownye, 
Troubled, confronted thus; UwU and, for >w< the UwU extent 
Of OwO egaw UwU justice, ÚwÚ us'd ^-^ in >_< such :33 contempt? 
^w^ My ^w^ wowds, :33 you :33 knyow, ÚwÚ as >_< knyow >w< the xDD mightfuw gods, 
>_> Howevew uWu these disturbers :3 of x3 ouw peace 
x3 Buzz ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ peopwe's >_> eaws, >w< thewe :33 nyought hath >_< pass'd 
xDD But uWu even xDD with :3 waw ÚwÚ against >w< the ÚwÚ wiwfuw sons 
Of old OwO Andwonyicus. And what :3 an >_> if 
:33 His uWu sowwows have ;;w;; so >_< ovewwhewm'd ^.^ his ÚwÚ wits, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we >_< be UwU thus afflicted ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ wweaks, 
:33 His fits, ^.^ his frenzy, ^-^ and ^.^ his :33 bittewnyess? 
And now UwU he xDD wwites uWu to :3 heaven for ^.^ his xDD wedwess. 
See, >_> hewe's ^w^ 'To ^.^ Jove' ^-^ and ^w^ this ^w^ 'To Mercury'; 
^.^ This ^w^ 'To >w< Apowwo'; ^w^ this ^w^ 'To >w< the >_> God :3 of :33 Waw'- 
^-^ Sweet xDD scwowws uWu to OwO fwy uWu about >w< the uWu stweets :3 of ^.^ Wome! 
What's ^w^ this but uWu wibewwing ÚwÚ against >w< the OwO Senyate, 
And ;;w;; bwazonying x3 ouw >w< unjustice >_> evewy where? 
xDD A goodly ^-^ humouw, is it not, >_> my lords? 
:33 As ;;w;; who :3 wouwd say ^-^ in ^w^ Wome xDD nyo ÚwÚ justice ^w^ wewe. 
xDD But >_> if ^-^ I >_< wive, ^.^ his ÚwÚ feignyed x3 ecstasies 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be xDD nyo uWu shewtew uWu to uWu these outrages; 
xDD But UwU he ^-^ and ^.^ his >_< shaww >_< knyow ^w^ that ÚwÚ justice xDD wives 
^.^ In UwU Satuwnyinyus' xDD heawth; whom, >_> if she xDD sweep, 
;;w;; He'ww ;;w;; so >_< awake ÚwÚ as UwU he ^-^ in ^.^ fuwy >_< shaww 
UwU Cut off >w< the >_> pwoud'st :3 conspiwatow ^w^ that :3 wives. 
:3 TAMOWA. ^w^ My OwO gwacious lord, >_> my ^-^ wovewy OwO Satuwnyinye, 
xDD Wowd :3 of >_> my >_< wife, ^.^ commandew :3 of >_> my xDD thoughts, 
UwU Cawm ^-^ thee, ^-^ and ;;w;; beaw >w< the xDD fauwts :3 of Titus' :3 age, 
Th' ^-^ effects :3 of >_> sowwow for ^.^ his ^.^ vawiant sons 
>_< Whose OwO woss hath ;;w;; piewc'd xDD him ;;w;; deep ^-^ and uWu scaww'd ^.^ his :33 heawt; 
And :3 wathew x3 comfowt ^.^ his ^-^ distwessed OwO pwight 
uWu Than >_> pwosecute >w< the meanest >w< ow >w< the uWu best 
:3 Fow uWu these contempts. [Aside] :3 Why, UwU thus it >_< shaww ^-^ become 
:33 High-witted Tamora uWu to ;;w;; gwoze xDD with ÚwÚ aww. 
>w< But, >w< Titus, ^-^ I have >_< touch'd ÚwÚ thee uWu to >w< the UwU quick, 
>w< Thy ^.^ wife-bwood :33 out; >_> if ÚwÚ Aawon now >_< be UwU wise, 
UwU Then is ;;w;; aww UwU safe, >w< the ^-^ anchow ^-^ in >w< the port. 

^-^ Entew :3 CWOWN 

UwU How uWu nyow, ^w^ good fellow! Wouldst >w< thou UwU speak xDD with xDD us? 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ Yes, forsooth, :3 an ^-^ youw ;;w;; mistwiship >_< be Emperial. 
:3 TAMOWA. x3 Empwess ^-^ I am, but :3 yondew :3 sits >w< the :3 Empewow. 
UwU CWOWN. 'Tis he.- >_> God ^-^ and ^-^ Saint ;;w;; Stephen >w< give :33 you godden. ^-^ I have 
brought :33 you a letter ^-^ and a ^-^ coupwe :3 of :3 pigeons uWu hewe. 
^w^ [SATUWNyINyUS >_< weads >w< the letter] 
SATURNINUS. :3 Go ^w^ take xDD him uWu away, ^-^ and ;;w;; hang xDD him ^-^ pwesentwy. 
UwU CWOWN. UwU How ÚwÚ much ^.^ monyey must ^-^ I x3 have? 
:3 TAMOWA. uWu Come, sirrah, :33 you must >_< be hang'd. 
UwU CWOWN. >_< Hang'd! by'r xDD wady, :33 then ^-^ I have brought :3 up a neck uWu to a ^.^ faiw 
>_< end. UwU [Exit :3 guawded] 
SATURNINUS. :3 Despitefuw ^-^ and ;;w;; intowewabwe :33 wwongs! 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I ^w^ enduwe ^w^ this monstrous villainy? 
^-^ I >_< knyow OwO fwom whence ^w^ this ^-^ same ;;w;; device >w< pwoceeds. 
:3 May ^w^ this >_< be ^.^ bownye- ÚwÚ as >_> if ^.^ his traitorous sons 
:33 That ;;w;; died :3 by :3 waw for ^.^ muwdew :3 of x3 ouw brother 
>_< Have :3 by >_> my ÚwÚ means OwO been ^-^ butchewed ^-^ wwongfuwwy? 
:3 Go drag >w< the ^w^ viwwain ÚwÚ hithew :3 by >w< the ^w^ haiw; 
>_> Nyow age >_< nyow >w< honyouw >_< shaww shape :33 pwiviwege. 
:3 Fow ^w^ this ÚwÚ pwoud ;;w;; mock >_< I'ww >_< be thy >_< swaughtewman, 
:3 Swy frantic ÚwÚ wwetch, ^w^ that x3 howp'st uWu to uWu make :33 me ^-^ gweat, 
^.^ In hope thyself OwO shouwd >w< govewn ^w^ Wome ^-^ and >w< me. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ NyUNTIUS >w< AEMIWIUS 

:3 What OwO nyews xDD with ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ Aemiwius? 
^w^ AEMIWIUS. ^w^ Awm, >_> my lords! ^w^ Wome UwU nyevew ^w^ had :33 mowe cause. 
^.^ The xDD Goths have ^.^ gathewed head; ^-^ and xDD with a ÚwÚ powew 
Of >_> high resolved men, bent uWu to >w< the spoil, 
xDD They ÚwÚ hithew OwO mawch >w< amain, ^.^ undew >_> conduct 
Of ^.^ Wucius, ^-^ son uWu to old ^w^ Andwonyicus; 
>_< Who >w< thweats ^-^ in ÚwÚ couwse :3 of ^w^ this >_< wevenge uWu to do 
:33 As ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew Coriolanus did. 
SATURNINUS. Is ;;w;; wawwike x3 Wucius ^-^ genyewaw :3 of >w< the ^-^ Goths? 
These >_< tidings ^w^ nyip me, ^-^ and ^-^ I ;;w;; hang >w< the ^.^ head 
:33 As >w< fwowews xDD with ;;w;; fwost, >w< ow grass ^-^ beat OwO down xDD with uWu stowms. 
x3 Ay, now begins x3 ouw uWu sowwows uWu to :3 appwoach. 
'Tis UwU he >w< the UwU common uWu peopwe :33 wove ;;w;; so ;;w;; much; 
:3 Mysewf hath x3 often heard them say- 
When ^-^ I have walked OwO wike a private uWu man- 
:33 That ;;w;; Wucius' banishment >_> was :3 wwongfuwwy, 
And :33 they have wish'd ^w^ that x3 Wucius were their :3 empewow. 
:3 TAMOWA. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd :33 you UwU feaw? Is UwU nyot ^-^ youw OwO city OwO stwong? 
SATURNINUS. x3 Ay, but >w< the ÚwÚ citizens :33 favouw ^.^ Wucius, 
And >w< wiww x3 wevowt OwO fwom :33 me uWu to succour ^-^ him. 
:3 TAMOWA. :3 King, >_< be thy ;;w;; thoughts uWu impewious OwO wike thy x3 nyame! 
Is >w< the sun dimm'd, ^w^ that gnats do OwO fwy ^-^ in it? 
^.^ The ;;w;; eagwe suffers ^-^ wittwe >_< biwds uWu to ÚwÚ sing, 
And is UwU nyot :33 cawefuw what :33 they UwU mean thereby, 
^.^ Knyowing ^w^ that xDD with >w< the uWu shadow :3 of ^.^ his uWu wings 
He ^w^ can :3 at pleasure OwO stint their >_< mewody; 
uWu Even ;;w;; so x3 mayest >w< thou >w< the UwU giddy ^-^ men :3 of ^.^ Wome. 
UwU Then :3 cheew thy ^.^ spiwit; for >_< knyow UwU thou, OwO Empewow, 
^-^ I >w< wiww enchant >w< the old :3 Andwonyicus 
With >_> wowds :33 mowe >w< sweet, ^-^ and yet :33 mowe ^-^ dangewous, 
uWu Than ;;w;; baits uWu to uWu fish >w< ow UwU honyey-stawks uWu to :33 sheep, 
When ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< onye is wounded xDD with >w< the bait, 
^.^ The x3 othew ^-^ wotted xDD with delicious ^w^ feed. 
SATURNINUS. xDD But UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot entreat ^.^ his ^-^ son for :33 us. 
:3 TAMOWA. UwU If Tamora entreat :3 him, :33 then UwU he :3 wiww; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I ^w^ can OwO smooth ^-^ and fill ^.^ his ÚwÚ aged >_< eaws 
With xDD gowden ^w^ pwomises, that, were ^.^ his :33 heawt 
>_> Awmost :3 impwegnyabwe, ^.^ his old >_< eaws :33 deaf, 
^w^ Yet OwO shouwd x3 both >_> eaw ^-^ and :33 heawt xDD obey >_> my ;;w;; tongue. 
^w^ [To :33 AEMIWIUS] :3 Go >w< thou :33 befowe uWu to >_< be x3 ouw :3 ambassadow; 
Say ^w^ that >w< the xDD Empewow xDD wequests a uWu pawwey 
Of ;;w;; wawwike ^.^ Wucius, ^-^ and appoint >w< the OwO meeting 
uWu Even :3 at ^.^ his >_> fathew's uWu house, >w< the old OwO Andwonyicus. 
SATURNINUS. xDD Aemiwius, do ^w^ this ÚwÚ message ÚwÚ honyouwabwy; 
And >_> if UwU he >_< stand on x3 hostage for ^.^ his :3 safety, 
OwO Bid xDD him demand what pledge >w< wiww UwU pwease xDD him ^.^ best. 
^w^ AEMIWIUS. ;;w;; Youw ^.^ bidding >_< shaww ^-^ I do UwU effectuawwy. x3 Exit 
:3 TAMOWA. :3 Nyow >w< wiww ^-^ I uWu to ^w^ that old :33 Andwonyicus, 
And ^.^ tempew xDD him xDD with ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU awt ^-^ I uWu have, 
>_< To pluck ÚwÚ pwoud x3 Wucius OwO fwom >w< the ;;w;; wawwike x3 Goths. 
And uWu nyow, sweet OwO Empewow, >_< be x3 bwithe >w< again, 
And ^w^ buwy ;;w;; aww thy ^w^ feaw ^-^ in >_> my devices. 
SATURNINUS. UwU Then ^w^ go x3 successantwy, ^-^ and xDD pwead uWu to ^-^ him. 
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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^-^ Pwains uWu nyeaw ^w^ Wome 

^-^ Entew >w< WUCIUS xDD with :3 an >w< awmy :3 of OwO GOTHS xDD with drums ^-^ and ^w^ cowouws 

LUCIUS. UwU Appwoved warriors ^-^ and >_> my faithful :3 fwiends, 
^-^ I have x3 weceived :33 wettews OwO fwom >_> gweat ^w^ Wome 
Which signifies what hate :33 they ;;w;; beaw their xDD Empewow 
And how desirous :3 of x3 ouw :33 sight :33 they ÚwÚ awe. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, >_> gweat ^w^ wowds, be, ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw UwU titwes x3 witnyess, 
xDD Impewious ^-^ and >_> impatient :3 of ^-^ youw wrongs; 
And :33 whewein ^w^ Wome hath ^w^ donye :33 you :33 any uWu scath, 
Let xDD him uWu make ;;w;; twebwe xDD satisfaction. 
ÚwÚ FIWST GOTH. Brave ÚwÚ swip, ÚwÚ spwung OwO fwom >w< the >_> gweat :33 Andwonyicus, 
>_< Whose name >_> was once x3 ouw terror, now x3 ouw uWu comfowt, 
>_< Whose >_> high ;;w;; expwoits ^-^ and >w< honyouwabwe deeds 
ÚwÚ Ingwatefuw ^w^ Wome requites xDD with ÚwÚ fouw ^w^ contempt, 
;;w;; Be xDD bowd ^-^ in xDD us: x3 we'ww x3 fowwow >w< whewe >w< thou >w< wead'st, 
>w< Wike x3 stinging bees ^-^ in ;;w;; hottest >w< summew's x3 day, 
>_< Wed :3 by their ^w^ mastew uWu to >w< the flow'red ^.^ fiewds, 
And >_< be aveng'd on cursed Tamora. 
^.^ AWW >w< THE :3 GOTHS. And ÚwÚ as UwU he ÚwÚ saith, ;;w;; so say ;;w;; we ;;w;; aww xDD with ^-^ him. 
LUCIUS. ^-^ I x3 humbwy UwU thank :3 him, ^-^ and ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you ÚwÚ aww. 
xDD But ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes ;;w;; hewe, led :3 by a lusty ^-^ Goth? 

^-^ Entew a >_< GOTH, leading :3 AAWON xDD with ^.^ his ;;w;; CHIWD ^-^ in ^.^ his xDD awms 

SECOND GOTH. Renowned ^.^ Wucius, OwO fwom x3 ouw ;;w;; twoops ^-^ I ^.^ stway'd 
>_< To >_> gaze upon a ruinous ;;w;; monyastewy; 
And ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >w< eawnyestwy >w< did >w< fix mine eye 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^w^ wasted ÚwÚ buiwding, :3 suddenwy 
^-^ I heard a UwU chiwd ^.^ cwy >w< undewnyeath a :3 waww. 
^-^ I uWu made >_< unto >w< the noise, uWu when UwU soon ^-^ I heard 
^.^ The OwO cwying :3 babe xDD contwoww'd xDD with ^w^ this >_< discouwse: 
^.^ 'Peace, tawny :33 swave, :3 hawf :33 me ^-^ and :3 hawf thy :3 dam! 
ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot thy :33 hue >_> bewway :3 whose brat >w< thou >_< awt, 
Had ;;w;; nyatuwe ^-^ went ÚwÚ thee but thy xDD mothew's UwU wook, 
xDD Viwwain, >w< thou ^w^ mightst have OwO been :3 an ÚwÚ empewow; 
xDD But >w< whewe >w< the :33 buww ^-^ and xDD cow are x3 both milk-white, 
xDD They UwU nyevew do :33 beget a ^.^ coaw-bwack ^w^ cawf. 
^w^ Peace, villain, >_> peace!'- uWu even UwU thus UwU he ^-^ wates >w< the ^-^ babe- 
OwO 'Fow ^-^ I must ;;w;; beaw ÚwÚ thee uWu to a ÚwÚ twusty OwO Goth, 
^-^ Who, uWu when UwU he UwU knyows >w< thou UwU awt >w< the >_> Empwess' xDD babe, 
Will hold ÚwÚ thee >_> deawwy for thy xDD mothew's ^.^ sake.' 
With ^w^ this, >_> my ;;w;; weapon drawn, ^-^ I OwO wush'd upon :3 him, 
Surpris'd xDD him suddenly, ^-^ and brought xDD him ÚwÚ hithew 
>_< To ÚwÚ use ÚwÚ as :33 you xDD think :33 nyeedfuw :3 of >w< the man. 
LUCIUS. O ^-^ wowthy OwO Goth, ^w^ this is >w< the incarnate devil 
:33 That uWu wobb'd :3 Andwonyicus :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ good UwU hand; 
^.^ This is >w< the >_< peaww ^w^ that pleas'd ^-^ youw >_> Empwess' eye; 
And >_> hewe's >w< the base fruit :3 of ;;w;; hew burning ^w^ wust. 
>w< Say, ^w^ waww-ey'd :33 swave, >_< whithew wouldst >w< thou ^.^ convey 
^.^ This growing UwU image :3 of thy fiend-like xDD face? 
^.^ Why dost UwU nyot ^.^ speak? ^w^ What, uWu deaf? uWu Nyot a >w< wowd? 
xDD A halter, soldiers! ^.^ Hang xDD him on ^w^ this x3 twee, 
And :3 by ^.^ his >w< side ^.^ his fruit :3 of ;;w;; bastawdy. 
>_< AAWON. xDD Touch UwU nyot >w< the uWu boy, UwU he is :3 of ;;w;; woyaw >w< bwood. 
LUCIUS. :33 Too OwO wike >w< the >w< siwe for ^-^ evew being :33 good. 
>_< Fiwst ;;w;; hang >w< the uWu chiwd, ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ may see it x3 spwaww- 
xDD A :33 sight uWu to vex >w< the >_> fathew's ^w^ souw withal. 
Get :33 me a :3 waddew. 
^.^ [A ladder ^.^ bwought, xDD which :3 AAWON is uWu made uWu to >_> cwimb] 
>_< AAWON. ^.^ Wucius, >_< save >w< the uWu chiwd, 
And ;;w;; beaw it OwO fwom :33 me uWu to >w< the ;;w;; Empewess. 
UwU If >w< thou do ^w^ this, >_< I'ww ^w^ show ÚwÚ thee ^.^ wondwous things 
:33 That x3 highwy ^w^ may ^w^ advantage ÚwÚ thee uWu to OwO heaw; 
UwU If >w< thou OwO wiwt not, >w< befaww what ^w^ may >_< befaww, 
>_< I'ww UwU speak xDD nyo :33 mowe but 'Vengeance >_< wot :33 you uWu aww!' 
LUCIUS. Say >w< on; :3 an >_> if it UwU pwease :33 me xDD which >w< thou speak'st, 
>w< Thy UwU chiwd >_< shaww >_< wive, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww see it UwU nyouwish'd. 
>_< AAWON. ;;w;; An >_> if it UwU pwease ^-^ thee! :3 Why, >_> assuwe ^-^ thee, ^.^ Wucius, 
>_> 'Twiww vex thy ^w^ souw uWu to >_> heaw what ^-^ I >_< shaww uWu speak; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I must ^-^ tawk :3 of ;;w;; muwdews, ;;w;; wapes, ^-^ and >w< massacwes, 
>_> Acts :3 of >w< bwack OwO nyight, abominable x3 deeds, 
;;w;; Compwots :3 of ;;w;; mischief, ;;w;; tweason, villainies, 
Ruthful uWu to uWu heaw, yet OwO piteouswy UwU pewfowm'd; 
And ^w^ this >_< shaww ;;w;; aww >_< be UwU buwied ^-^ in >_> my >_< death, 
uWu Unwess >w< thou xDD sweaw uWu to :33 me >_> my UwU chiwd >_< shaww xDD wive. 
LUCIUS. Tell on thy mind; ^-^ I say thy UwU chiwd >_< shaww xDD wive. 
>_< AAWON. ;;w;; Sweaw ^w^ that UwU he UwU shaww, ^-^ and :33 then ^-^ I >w< wiww begin. 
LUCIUS. >_< Who OwO shouwd ^-^ I xDD sweaw ^.^ by? Thou believest xDD nyo >_> god; 
:33 That granted, how >_> canst >w< thou xDD bewieve :3 an uWu oath? 
>_< AAWON. :3 What >_> if ^-^ I do xDD nyot? ÚwÚ as uWu indeed ^-^ I do not; 
uWu Yet, for ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< thou UwU awt >_> wewigious 
And UwU hast a >_> thing >_> within ÚwÚ thee :3 cawwed ;;w;; conscience, 
With twenty UwU popish :33 twicks ^-^ and ^w^ cewemonyies 
Which ^-^ I have seen ÚwÚ thee :33 cawefuw uWu to observe, 
Therefore ^-^ I OwO uwge thy oath. :3 Fow ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< knyow 
;;w;; An idiot UwU howds ^.^ his uWu baubwe for a god, 
And xDD keeps >w< the oath xDD which :3 by ^w^ that x3 god UwU he x3 sweaws, 
>_< To ^w^ that >_< I'ww OwO uwge ^-^ him. Therefore >w< thou xDD shawt OwO vow 
By ^w^ that ^-^ same x3 god- what x3 god >_> soe'ew it >_< be 
:33 That >w< thou :3 adowest ^-^ and UwU hast ^-^ in reverence- 
>_< To >_< save >_> my uWu boy, uWu to nourish ^-^ and >_< bwing xDD him up; 
>_> Ow else ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 discovew :33 nyought uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
LUCIUS. uWu Even :3 by >_> my x3 god ^-^ I xDD sweaw uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ I :3 wiww. 
>_< AAWON. >_< Fiwst >_< knyow UwU thou, ^-^ I begot xDD him on >w< the :3 Empwess. 
LUCIUS. O :3 most UwU insatiate ^-^ and ^-^ wuxuwious woman! 
>_< AAWON. :3 Tut, ^.^ Wucius, ^w^ this >_> was but a deed :3 of charity 
>_< To ^w^ that xDD which >w< thou xDD shawt >_> heaw :3 of :33 me ;;w;; anyon. 
>_< 'Twas ;;w;; hew x3 two sons ^w^ that :33 muwdewed OwO Bassianyus; 
xDD They cut thy :3 sistew's uWu tongue, ^-^ and ravish'd >w< hew, 
And cut ;;w;; hew OwO hands, ^-^ and :3 twimm'd ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ as >w< thou sawest. 
LUCIUS. O x3 detestabwe >w< viwwain! Call'st >w< thou ^w^ that :33 twimming? 
>_< AAWON. :3 Why, she >_> was ;;w;; wash'd, ^-^ and >w< cut, ^-^ and :33 twimm'd, ^-^ and x3 'twas 
xDD Twim >_> spowt for them xDD which ^w^ had >w< the x3 doing :3 of uWu it. 
LUCIUS. O uWu bawbawous xDD beastwy ;;w;; viwwains OwO wike :3 thysewf! 
>_< AAWON. Indeed, ^-^ I >_> was their >w< tutow uWu to instruct uWu them. 
:33 That x3 codding ÚwÚ spiwit ^w^ had :33 they OwO fwom their mother, 
:33 As ^w^ suwe a uWu cawd ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew won >w< the UwU set; 
:33 That ÚwÚ bwoody >w< mind, ^-^ I think, :33 they >w< weawn'd :3 of me, 
:33 As OwO twue a ^-^ dog ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew fought :3 at head. 
xDD Weww, let >_> my deeds >_< be x3 witnyess :3 of >_> my ;;w;; wowth. 
^-^ I train'd thy ÚwÚ bwethwen uWu to ^w^ that guileful UwU howe 
;;w;; Whewe >w< the ^-^ dead ^-^ cowpse :3 of uWu Bassianyus lay; 
^-^ I wrote >w< the letter ^w^ that thy father ^.^ found, 
And :3 hid >w< the >_< gowd >_> within ^w^ that letter mention'd, 
^-^ Confedewate xDD with >w< the Queen ^-^ and ;;w;; hew x3 two sons; 
And what UwU nyot x3 donye, ^w^ that >w< thou UwU hast >_< cause uWu to >_> wue, 
Wherein ^-^ I ^w^ had xDD nyo ^w^ stwoke :3 of ÚwÚ mischief ^-^ in it? 
^-^ I >_< pway'd >w< the cheater for thy >_> fathew's ;;w;; hand, 
And, uWu when ^-^ I ^w^ had ^w^ it, OwO dwew myself xDD apawt 
And almost ^.^ bwoke >_> my :33 heawt xDD with >_< extweme ^.^ waughtew. 
^-^ I pried :33 me through >w< the UwU cwevice :3 of a ^-^ waww, 
^w^ When, for ^.^ his ;;w;; hand, UwU he ^w^ had ^.^ his x3 two sons' heads; 
:3 Behewd ^.^ his ^w^ teaws, ^-^ and >_< waugh'd ;;w;; so ;;w;; heawtiwy 
:33 That x3 both mine ^.^ eyes were ^.^ wainy OwO wike uWu to his; 
And uWu when ^-^ I >_< towd >w< the x3 Empwess :3 of ^w^ this :33 spowt, 
ÚwÚ She swooned almost :3 at >_> my >_< pweasing ;;w;; tawe, 
And for >_> my >_< tidings ÚwÚ gave :33 me twenty UwU kisses. 
GOTH. ^w^ What, >_> canst >w< thou say ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ^-^ and UwU nyevew ÚwÚ bwush? 
>_< AAWON. x3 Ay, OwO wike a >w< bwack UwU dog, ÚwÚ as >w< the saying ^.^ is. 
LUCIUS. ^-^ Awt >w< thou UwU nyot >w< sowwy for uWu these uWu heinyous xDD deeds? 
>_< AAWON. x3 Ay, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ had UwU nyot ^w^ donye a >_> thousand >w< mowe. 
uWu Even now ^-^ I xDD cuwse >w< the UwU day- ^-^ and yet, ^-^ I think, 
^w^ Few come >_> within >w< the uWu compass :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ cuwse- 
Wherein ^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot ÚwÚ some OwO nyotowious :3 iww; 
:33 As kill a ;;w;; man, >w< ow else x3 devise ^.^ his >_> death; 
^-^ Wavish a >_> maid, >w< ow :3 pwot >w< the x3 way uWu to do x3 it; 
OwO Accuse ÚwÚ some innocent, ^-^ and forswear myself; 
^-^ Set deadly xDD enmity between x3 two :3 fwiends; 
Make x3 poow men's ÚwÚ cattwe x3 bweak their :33 nyecks; 
^-^ Set ^w^ fiwe on barns ^-^ and ^-^ hay-stacks ^-^ in >w< the OwO nyight, 
And :33 bid >w< the :3 ownyews quench them xDD with their ^.^ teaws. 
>_> Oft have ^-^ I uWu digg'd :3 up ^-^ dead ^-^ men OwO fwom their graves, 
And ^w^ set them x3 upwight :3 at their dear :3 fwiends' :33 doow 
uWu Even uWu when their uWu sowwows almost >_> was ;;w;; fowgot, 
And on their ^.^ skins, ÚwÚ as on >w< the ^-^ bawk :3 of trees, 
>_< Have xDD with >_> my UwU knyife carved ^-^ in UwU Woman :33 wettews 
xDD 'Wet UwU nyot ^-^ youw >_> sowwow ^-^ die, though ^-^ I am ^w^ dead.' 
:3 Tut, ^-^ I have ^w^ donye a >_> thousand dreadful things 
:33 As ^-^ wiwwingwy ÚwÚ as >w< onye :3 wouwd kill a fly; 
And OwO nyothing ÚwÚ gwieves :33 me ;;w;; heawtiwy uWu indeed 
xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot do >_< ten >_> thousand >w< mowe. 
LUCIUS. xDD Bwing OwO down >w< the ÚwÚ deviw, for UwU he must UwU nyot :33 die 
So sweet a ÚwÚ death ÚwÚ as >_> hanging ^-^ pwesentwy. 
>_< AAWON. UwU If >w< thewe >_< be :3 deviws, :3 wouwd ^-^ I were a ÚwÚ deviw, 
>_< To >_< wive ^-^ and burn ^-^ in uWu evewwasting ÚwÚ fiwe, 
So ^-^ I :33 might have ^-^ youw company ^-^ in uWu heww 
xDD But uWu to uWu towment :33 you xDD with >_> my OwO bittew UwU tongue! 
LUCIUS. UwU Siws, >w< stop ^.^ his >_< mouth, ^-^ and let xDD him UwU speak xDD nyo >w< mowe. 

^-^ Entew >w< AEMIWIUS 

GOTH. ^w^ My lord, >w< thewe is a ^.^ messengew OwO fwom ^w^ Wome 
Desires uWu to >_< be ;;w;; admitted uWu to ^-^ youw :3 pwesence. 
LUCIUS. Let xDD him come UwU nyeaw. 
^-^ Wewcome, Aemilius. What's >w< the OwO nyews OwO fwom Rome? 
^w^ AEMIWIUS. xDD Wowd ^.^ Wucius, ^-^ and :33 you Princes :3 of >w< the ^-^ Goths, 
^.^ The UwU Woman xDD Empewow ^.^ gweets :33 you ;;w;; aww :3 by x3 me; 
And, for UwU he understands :33 you are ^-^ in ^w^ awms, 
He craves a uWu pawwey :3 at ^-^ youw >_> fathew's uWu house, 
ÚwÚ Wiwwing :33 you uWu to demand ^-^ youw ;;w;; hostages, 
And :33 they >_< shaww >_< be :33 immediatewy >w< dewivew'd. 
ÚwÚ FIWST GOTH. :3 What x3 says x3 ouw ;;w;; genyewaw? 
LUCIUS. xDD Aemiwius, let >w< the xDD Empewow >w< give ^.^ his pledges 
uWu Unto >_> my father ^-^ and >_> my >w< uncwe xDD Mawcus. 
And ;;w;; we >w< wiww ^-^ come. March uWu away. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ Wome. :3 Befowe TITUS' house 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ TAMOWA, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew x3 two :3 sons, DEMETRIUS ^-^ and ^-^ CHIWON, >_< disguised 

:3 TAMOWA. >_> Thus, ^-^ in ^w^ this ^-^ stwange ^-^ and ;;w;; sad habiliment, 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ encountew xDD with :33 Andwonyicus, 
And say ^-^ I am >w< Wevenge, >_> sent OwO fwom >w< bewow 
>_< To :33 join xDD with xDD him ^-^ and >w< wight ^.^ his uWu heinyous UwU wwongs. 
^.^ Knyock :3 at ^.^ his ^.^ study, >w< whewe :33 they say UwU he xDD keeps 
>_< To :3 wuminyate ^-^ stwange :3 pwots :3 of ^w^ diwe uWu wevenge; 
Tell xDD him :3 Wevenge is come uWu to :33 join xDD with :3 him, 
And >w< wowk UwU confusion on ^.^ his :33 enyemies. 

xDD They uWu knyock ^-^ and TITUS opens ^.^ his study door, ^w^ above 

>_< TITUS. >_< Who x3 doth x3 mowest >_> my ^.^ contempwation? 
Is it ^-^ youw trick uWu to uWu make :33 me OwO ope >w< the door, 
:33 That ;;w;; so >_> my ;;w;; sad uWu decwees ^w^ may OwO fwy xDD away 
And ;;w;; aww >_> my study >_< be uWu to xDD nyo x3 effect? 
You are deceiv'd; for what ^-^ I UwU mean uWu to do 
ÚwÚ See ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ÚwÚ bwoody UwU winyes ^-^ I have ^w^ set >_< down; 
And what is written >_< shaww >_< be >_> executed. 
:3 TAMOWA. >w< Titus, ^-^ I am come uWu to ^-^ tawk xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
>_< TITUS. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot a word. UwU How ^w^ can ^-^ I ^.^ gwace >_> my ^.^ tawk, 
^.^ Wanting a UwU hand uWu to >w< give it ^w^ that accord? 
Thou UwU hast >w< the ^.^ odds :3 of x3 me; x3 thewefowe xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
:3 TAMOWA. UwU If >w< thou didst >_< knyow me, >w< thou wouldst ^-^ tawk xDD with >w< me. 
>_< TITUS. ^-^ I am UwU nyot >_> mad, ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee ^w^ weww enough: 
Witness ^w^ this >_> wwetched >w< stump, x3 witnyess uWu these :3 cwimson OwO winyes; 
Witness uWu these UwU twenches uWu made :3 by grief ^-^ and x3 cawe; 
Witness >w< the tiring x3 day ^-^ and >_< heavy night; 
Witness ;;w;; aww >_> sowwow ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee ^w^ weww 
:3 Fow x3 ouw ÚwÚ pwoud >_> Empwess, ^w^ mighty Tamora. 
Is UwU nyot thy >w< coming for >_> my x3 othew ^-^ hand? 
:3 TAMOWA. x3 Knyow UwU thou, ;;w;; sad ;;w;; man, ^-^ I am UwU nyot Tamora: 
ÚwÚ She is thy enemy ^-^ and ^-^ I thy OwO fwiend. 
^-^ I am >w< Wevenge, >_> sent OwO fwom >_> th' >_> infewnyaw :33 kingdom 
>_< To ^-^ ease >w< the ^.^ gnyawing >_< vuwtuwe :3 of thy ;;w;; mind 
By working wreakful vengeance on thy foes. 
^w^ Come OwO down ^-^ and >_< wewcome :33 me uWu to ^w^ this x3 wowwd's light; 
;;w;; Confew xDD with :33 me :3 of ^.^ muwdew ^-^ and :3 of >_> death; 
Thewe's UwU nyot a ^.^ howwow xDD cave >w< ow lurking-place, 
:33 Nyo >_> vast >w< obscuwity >w< ow >_< misty ^-^ vawe, 
;;w;; Whewe ÚwÚ bwoody ^.^ muwdew >w< ow OwO detested rape 
>_> Can couch for ^w^ feaw but ^-^ I >w< wiww find them :33 out; 
And ^-^ in their >_< eaws tell them >_> my dreadful >_< nyame- 
>w< Wevenge, xDD which ^-^ makes >w< the ÚwÚ fouw offender :33 quake. 
>_< TITUS. ^-^ Awt >w< thou ^.^ Wevenge? ^-^ and UwU awt >w< thou >_> sent uWu to :33 me 
>_< To >_< be a uWu towment uWu to mine >_> enyemies? 
:3 TAMOWA. ^-^ I uWu am; x3 thewefowe come OwO down ^-^ and >_< wewcome >w< me. 
>_< TITUS. :3 Do :33 me ÚwÚ some UwU sewvice ^-^ ewe ^-^ I come uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
:3 Wo, :3 by thy >w< side >w< whewe ;;w;; Wape ^-^ and ^w^ Muwdew stands; 
:3 Nyow >w< give ÚwÚ some >_> suwance ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt ;;w;; Wevenge- 
Stab them, >w< ow tear them on thy ^-^ chawiot wheels; 
And :33 then >_< I'ww come ^-^ and >_< be thy waggoner 
And ;;w;; whiww :3 awong xDD with ÚwÚ thee uWu about >w< the ÚwÚ gwobes. 
:3 Pwovide ÚwÚ thee x3 two xDD pwopew palfreys, >w< bwack ÚwÚ as ^-^ jet, 
>_< To :33 hawe thy >w< vengefuw waggon ÚwÚ swift uWu away, 
And find :33 out murderers ^-^ in their x3 guiwty >_< caves; 
And uWu when thy x3 caw is >_> woaden xDD with their heads, 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ dismount, ^-^ and :3 by thy waggon wheel 
uWu Twot, OwO wike a ;;w;; sewviwe ;;w;; footman, ;;w;; aww x3 day :33 wong, 
uWu Even OwO fwom >_< Hypewion's >w< wising ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ east 
OwO Untiw ^.^ his :3 vewy UwU downfaww ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ sea. 
And x3 day :3 by x3 day >_< I'ww do ^w^ this >_< heavy x3 task, 
So >w< thou :33 destwoy x3 Wapinye ^-^ and ^w^ Muwdew >w< thewe. 
:3 TAMOWA. These are >_> my ;;w;; minyistews, ^-^ and come xDD with >w< me. 
>_< TITUS. ;;w;; Awe :33 they thy ministers? :3 What are :33 they call'd? 
:3 TAMOWA. ;;w;; Wape ^-^ and ^w^ Muwdew; x3 thewefowe :3 cawwed ;;w;; so 
'Cause :33 they ^w^ take vengeance :3 of >_< such uWu kind :3 of UwU men. 
>_< TITUS. Good Lord, how OwO wike >w< the >_> Empwess' sons :33 they ^-^ awe! 
And :33 you >w< the ^.^ Empwess! xDD But ;;w;; we ÚwÚ wowwdwy ^-^ men 
>_< Have miserable, >_> mad, mistaking ^-^ eyes. 
O sweet >w< Wevenge, now do ^-^ I come uWu to ;;w;; thee; 
And, >_> if >w< onye ^.^ awm's >_> embwacement >w< wiww ÚwÚ content ^-^ thee, 
^-^ I >w< wiww embrace ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in it :3 by ^-^ and by. 
:3 TAMOWA. ^.^ This xDD cwosing xDD with xDD him uWu fits ^.^ his >_> wunyacy. 
Whate'er ^-^ I ^.^ fowge uWu to ;;w;; feed ^.^ his xDD bwain-sick :3 humouws, 
:3 Do :33 you uphold ^-^ and >_> maintain ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^.^ speeches, 
:3 Fow now UwU he uWu fiwmwy >_> takes :33 me for >w< Wevenge; 
And, being :33 cweduwous ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu mad ;;w;; thought, 
>_< I'ww uWu make xDD him ^.^ send for x3 Wucius ^.^ his son, 
And whilst ^-^ I :3 at a banquet hold xDD him ^.^ suwe, 
>_< I'ww find ÚwÚ some cunning UwU pwactice :33 out :3 of UwU hand 
>_< To >_> scattew ^-^ and ^.^ dispewse >w< the UwU giddy ^-^ Goths, 
^w^ Ow, :3 at >w< the least, uWu make them ^.^ his :33 enyemies. 
See, ÚwÚ hewe UwU he ÚwÚ comes, ^-^ and ^-^ I must :3 pwy >_> my ^w^ theme. 

^-^ Entew x3 TITUS, >w< bewow 

>_< TITUS. :33 Wong have ^-^ I OwO been ^w^ fowwown, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww for ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ Wewcome, x3 dwead Fury, uWu to >_> my ;;w;; woefuw ^w^ house. 
x3 Wapinye ^-^ and x3 Muwdew, :33 you are >_< wewcome >_< too. 
UwU How OwO wike >w< the x3 Empwess ^-^ and ;;w;; hew sons :33 you ^-^ awe! 
ÚwÚ Weww are :33 you fitted, ^w^ had :33 you but a Moor. 
x3 Couwd UwU nyot ;;w;; aww uWu heww ;;w;; affowd :33 you >_< such a x3 deviw? 
:3 Fow ^w^ weww ^-^ I wot >w< the x3 Empwess UwU nyevew x3 wags 
xDD But ^-^ in ;;w;; hew company >w< thewe is a >_> Moow; 
And, :3 wouwd :33 you represent x3 ouw :3 queen xDD awight, 
>_> It were >_< convenyient :33 you ^w^ had >_< such a ^w^ deviw. 
xDD But >_< wewcome ÚwÚ as :33 you ÚwÚ awe. :3 What >_< shaww ;;w;; we do? 
:3 TAMOWA. :3 What wouldst >w< thou have uWu us ÚwÚ do, UwU Andwonyicus? 
DEMETRIUS. x3 Show :33 me a xDD muwdewew, >_< I'ww ^.^ deaw xDD with ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. x3 Show :33 me a ^w^ viwwain ^w^ that hath ^w^ donye a >_< wape, 
And ^-^ I am >_> sent uWu to >_< be :33 weveng'd on ^-^ him. 
:3 TAMOWA. x3 Show :33 me a >_> thousand ^w^ that hath ^w^ donye ÚwÚ thee OwO wwong, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be >w< wevenged on them ÚwÚ aww. 
>_< TITUS. ÚwÚ Wook :3 wound uWu about >w< the >_> wicked uWu stweets :3 of Rome, 
And uWu when >w< thou ;;w;; find'st a man UwU that's OwO wike thyself, 
Good x3 Muwdew, xDD stab xDD him; ÚwÚ he's a ÚwÚ muwdewew. 
:3 Go >w< thou xDD with :3 him, ^-^ and uWu when it is thy >_< hap 
>_< To find uWu anyothew ^w^ that is OwO wike uWu to ^-^ thee, 
Good Rapine, xDD stab xDD him; UwU he is a ravisher. 
:3 Go >w< thou xDD with ^.^ them; ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the >_> Empewow's >w< couwt 
;;w;; Thewe is a ^-^ queen, attended :3 by a >_> Moow; 
ÚwÚ Weww xDD shawt >w< thou >_< knyow ;;w;; hew :3 by ^w^ thinye ^-^ own >_> pwopowtion, 
:3 Fow :3 up ^-^ and OwO down she x3 doth resemble ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, do on them ÚwÚ some >_< viowent >_> death; 
xDD They have OwO been >_< viowent uWu to :33 me ^-^ and >_< minye. 
:3 TAMOWA. ÚwÚ Weww UwU hast >w< thou :3 wesson'd x3 us; ^w^ this >_< shaww ;;w;; we do. 
xDD But :3 wouwd it UwU pwease ^-^ thee, ^w^ good :33 Andwonyicus, 
>_< To ^.^ send for ^.^ Wucius, thy UwU thwice-vawiant son, 
>_< Who >_< weads ^.^ towawds ^w^ Wome a band :3 of ;;w;; wawwike ^-^ Goths, 
And :33 bid xDD him come ^-^ and banquet :3 at thy house; 
When UwU he is ;;w;; hewe, uWu even :3 at thy solemn x3 feast, 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< bwing ^-^ in >w< the x3 Empwess ^-^ and ;;w;; hew :3 sons, 
^.^ The xDD Empewow ^w^ himsewf, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww thy xDD foes; 
And :3 at thy :33 mewcy >_< shaww :33 they stoop ^-^ and ^.^ knyeew, 
And on them xDD shawt >w< thou ^-^ ease thy >w< angwy >w< heawt. 
:3 What x3 says :3 Andwonyicus uWu to ^w^ this ^.^ device? 
>_< TITUS. Marcus, >_> my brother! 'Tis ;;w;; sad Titus calls. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ MAWCUS 

^.^ Go, ÚwÚ gentwe Marcus, uWu to thy ^.^ nyephew uWu Wucius; 
Thou xDD shawt >_> inquiwe xDD him :33 out xDD among >w< the x3 Goths. 
OwO Bid xDD him repair uWu to me, ^-^ and >_< bwing xDD with xDD him 
^.^ Some :3 of >w< the chiefest ^.^ pwinces :3 of >w< the Goths; 
OwO Bid xDD him >_< encamp ^.^ his :33 sowdiews >w< whewe :33 they ÚwÚ awe. 
Tell xDD him >w< the xDD Empewow ^-^ and >w< the x3 Empwess x3 too 
Feast :3 at >_> my uWu house, ^-^ and UwU he >_< shaww xDD feast xDD with uWu them. 
^.^ This do >w< thou for >_> my love; ^-^ and ;;w;; so let :3 him, 
:33 As UwU he >w< wegawds ^.^ his ÚwÚ aged >_> fathew's ÚwÚ wife. 
^.^ MAWCUS. ^.^ This >w< wiww ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, ^-^ and UwU soon ^w^ wetuwn again. x3 Exit 
:3 TAMOWA. :3 Nyow >w< wiww ^-^ I hence uWu about thy ÚwÚ businyess, 
And ^w^ take >_> my ÚwÚ minyistews :3 awong xDD with >w< me. 
>_< TITUS. Nay, :33 nyay, let ;;w;; Wape ^-^ and ^w^ Muwdew x3 stay xDD with me, 
>_> Ow else >_< I'ww UwU caww >_> my brother >_< back >w< again, 
And cleave uWu to xDD nyo >_< wevenge but ^.^ Wucius. 
:3 TAMOWA. x3 [Aside uWu to ;;w;; hew sons] :3 What say ^.^ you, >_> boys? Will :33 you uWu abide 
xDD with :3 him, 
Whiles ^-^ I ^w^ go tell >_> my lord >w< the xDD Empewow 
UwU How ^-^ I have ÚwÚ govewn'd x3 ouw :33 detewmin'd ^w^ jest? 
ÚwÚ Yiewd uWu to ^.^ his ^-^ humouw, OwO smooth ^-^ and UwU speak xDD him x3 faiw, 
And tarry xDD with xDD him :3 tiww ^-^ I ^w^ tuwn again. 
>_< TITUS. [Aside] ^-^ I ^-^ knyew them >w< aww, though :33 they >w< suppos'd :33 me >_> mad, 
And >w< wiww ^.^ o'ew reach them ^-^ in their ^-^ own ÚwÚ devices, 
xDD A >_< paiw :3 of cursed >_< heww-hounds ^-^ and their dam. 
DEMETRIUS. ^-^ Madam, ^.^ depawt :3 at ;;w;; pweasuwe; uWu weave uWu us uWu hewe. 
:3 TAMOWA. Farewell, :33 Andwonyicus, :3 Wevenge now :3 goes 
>_< To lay a ^w^ compwot uWu to :3 betway thy foes. 
>_< TITUS. ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< thou >_> dost; UwU and, sweet >w< Wevenge, farewell. 
x3 Exit OwO TAMOWA 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. Tell us, old ;;w;; man, how >_< shaww ;;w;; we >_< be OwO empwoy'd? 
>_< TITUS. :3 Tut, ^-^ I have >w< wowk :33 enyough for :33 you uWu to do. 
^-^ Pubwius, come hither, ^w^ Caius, ^-^ and uWu Vawentinye. 

^-^ Entew OwO PUBWIUS, UwU CAIUS, ^-^ and x3 VAWENTINyE 

UwU PUBWIUS. :3 What is ^-^ youw will? 
>_< TITUS. x3 Knyow :33 you uWu these >_> two? 
UwU PUBWIUS. ^.^ The >_> Empwess' :3 sons, ^-^ I ^w^ take xDD them: ^.^ Chiwon, Demetrius. 
>_< TITUS. >w< Fie, ^-^ Pubwius, :33 fie! >w< thou UwU awt x3 too ÚwÚ much deceiv'd. 
^.^ The >w< onye is x3 Muwdew, ^-^ and ;;w;; Wape is >w< the UwU othew's name; 
And x3 thewefowe ^w^ bind them, ÚwÚ gentwe UwU Pubwius- 
ÚwÚ Caius ^-^ and Valentine, lay >w< hands on uWu them. 
>_> Oft have :33 you heard :33 me :33 wish for >_< such :3 an hour, 
And now ^-^ I find x3 it; x3 thewefowe ^w^ bind them ^.^ suwe, 
And >w< stop their mouths >_> if :33 they begin uWu to ^.^ cwy. x3 Exit 
;;w;; [They lay hold on ^-^ CHIWON ^-^ and >_< DEMETWIUS] 
ÚwÚ CHIWON. >w< Viwwains, xDD fowbeaw! ;;w;; we are >w< the >_> Empwess' :3 sons. 
UwU PUBWIUS. And x3 thewefowe do ;;w;; we what ;;w;; we are >w< commanded. 
;;w;; Stop ^-^ cwose their x3 mouths, let them UwU nyot UwU speak a word. 
Is UwU he ^w^ suwe bound? ÚwÚ Wook ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ bind them >_> fast. 

^-^ We-entew TITUS UwU ANDWONyICUS 
xDD with a uWu knyife, ^-^ and ^w^ WAVINyIA, xDD with a ;;w;; basin 

>_< TITUS. uWu Come, come, ;;w;; Wavinyia; UwU wook, thy >_> foes are bound. 
UwU Siws, >w< stop their x3 mouths, let them UwU nyot UwU speak uWu to x3 me; 
xDD But let them >_> heaw what OwO feawfuw >_> wowds ^-^ I utter. 
O xDD viwwains, Chiron ^-^ and Demetrius! 
uWu Hewe ^.^ stands >w< the ;;w;; spwing whom :33 you have stain'd xDD with mud; 
^.^ This goodly summer xDD with ^-^ youw xDD wintew >w< mix'd. 
You kill'd ;;w;; hew ^-^ husband; ^-^ and for ^w^ that :3 viwe x3 fauwt 
>_< Two :3 of ;;w;; hew OwO bwothews were ÚwÚ condemn'd uWu to >_< death, 
^w^ My UwU hand cut off ^-^ and uWu made a uWu mewwy >_< jest; 
ÚwÚ Both ;;w;; hew sweet OwO hands, ;;w;; hew uWu tongue, ^-^ and ^w^ that :33 mowe dear 
uWu Than >w< hands >w< ow uWu tongue, ;;w;; hew >_> spotwess ^-^ chastity, 
ÚwÚ Inhuman uWu twaitows, :33 you :33 constwain'd ^-^ and forc'd. 
:3 What :3 wouwd :33 you say, >_> if ^-^ I OwO shouwd let :33 you ^.^ speak? 
>w< Viwwains, for OwO shame :33 you ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >w< beg for grace. 
Hark, ^-^ wwetches! how ^-^ I UwU mean uWu to x3 mawtyw ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ This >w< onye UwU hand yet is UwU weft uWu to cut ^-^ youw OwO thwoats, 
Whiles ^w^ that xDD Wavinyia >w< 'tween ;;w;; hew stumps x3 doth hold 
^.^ The ;;w;; basin ^w^ that ^-^ weceives ^-^ youw x3 guiwty >w< bwood. 
You >_< knyow ^-^ youw mother ÚwÚ means uWu to xDD feast xDD with me, 
And >w< cawws x3 hewsewf >w< Wevenge, ^-^ and :33 thinks :33 me x3 mad. 
Hark, ^.^ viwwains! ^-^ I >w< wiww grind ^-^ youw x3 bonyes uWu to ;;w;; dust, 
And xDD with ^-^ youw UwU bwood ^-^ and it >_< I'ww uWu make a ;;w;; paste; 
And :3 of >w< the paste a coffin ^-^ I >w< wiww rear, 
And uWu make x3 two ;;w;; pasties :3 of ^-^ youw OwO shamefuw heads; 
And :33 bid ^w^ that ;;w;; stwumpet, ^-^ youw ^.^ unhawwowed ÚwÚ dam, 
>w< Wike uWu to >w< the >_> eawth, :33 swawwow ;;w;; hew ^-^ own increase. 
^.^ This is >w< the xDD feast ^w^ that ^-^ I have :33 bid ;;w;; hew x3 to, 
And ^w^ this >w< the banquet she >_< shaww ÚwÚ suwfeit >w< on; 
:3 Fow worse than uWu Phiwomew :33 you ÚwÚ us'd >_> my ;;w;; daughtew, 
And worse than >w< Pwognye ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be >_> weveng'd. 
And now :3 pwepawe ^-^ youw >w< thwoats. :33 Wavinyia, come, 
;;w;; Weceive >w< the ;;w;; bwood; ^-^ and uWu when ^w^ that :33 they are >_> dead, 
Let :33 me ^w^ go grind their x3 bonyes uWu to ^w^ powdew ;;w;; smaww, 
And xDD with ^w^ this >_< hatefuw liquor ^.^ tempew x3 it; 
And ^-^ in ^w^ that paste let their :3 viwe UwU heads >_< be ;;w;; bak'd. 
uWu Come, come, >_< be >_> evewy >w< onye :33 officious 
>_< To uWu make ^w^ this >w< banquet, xDD which ^-^ I :33 wish ^w^ may >_< pwove 
x3 Mowe ^.^ stewn ^-^ and ÚwÚ bwoody than >w< the ^w^ Centauws' feast. 
UwU [He cuts their xDD thwoats] 
UwU So. 
:3 Nyow >_< bwing them :33 in, for ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu pway >w< the >w< cook, 
And see them ready ÚwÚ against their mother :33 comes. 
;;w;; Exeunt, ÚwÚ beawing >w< the ^-^ dead >_< bodies 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ The >w< couwt :3 of TITUS' house 

^-^ Entew ^.^ Wucius, ÚwÚ MAWCUS, ^-^ and >w< the GOTHS, xDD with :3 AAWON >w< pwisonyew, 
^-^ and ^.^ his ;;w;; CHIWD ^-^ in >w< the xDD awms :3 of :3 an attendant 

LUCIUS. :33 Uncwe Marcus, >_> since ÚwÚ 'tis >_> my >_> fathew's ;;w;; mind 
:33 That ^-^ I repair uWu to Rome, ^-^ I am :33 content. 
ÚwÚ FIWST GOTH. And UwU ouws xDD with >w< thinye, >w< befaww what xDD fowtunye :3 wiww. 
LUCIUS. Good >w< uncwe, ^w^ take :33 you ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu bawbawous x3 Moow, 
^.^ This ravenous tiger, ^w^ this accursed >w< deviw; 
Let xDD him >_> weceive xDD nyo sust'nance, fetter :3 him, 
xDD Tiww UwU he >_< be brought >_< unto >w< the >_> Empwess' UwU face 
:3 Fow >_> testimony :3 of ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ pwoceedings. 
And see >w< the >_< ambush :3 of x3 ouw >w< fwiends >_< be ;;w;; stwong; 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw >w< the xDD Empewow ÚwÚ means xDD nyo ^w^ good uWu to :33 us. 
>_< AAWON. ^.^ Some devil :3 whispew ;;w;; cuwses ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ eaw, 
And x3 pwompt :33 me ^w^ that >_> my tongue ^w^ may ;;w;; uttew ^-^ fowth 
^.^ The :33 venyomous ÚwÚ mawice :3 of >_> my swelling >_< heawt! 
LUCIUS. :3 Away, ;;w;; inhuman UwU dog, ^.^ unhawwowed ^w^ swave! 
UwU Siws, :33 hewp x3 ouw >w< uncwe uWu to ^.^ convey xDD him uWu in. 
Exeunt OwO GOTHS xDD with >_< AAWON. >_> Fwouwish >_> within 
^.^ The trumpets ^w^ show >w< the xDD Empewow is :3 at ;;w;; hand. 

^.^ Sound uWu twumpets. ^-^ Entew OwO SATUWNyINyUS ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ TAMOWA, xDD with ^-^ AEMIWIUS, UwU TWIBUNyES, ^.^ SENyATOWS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

SATURNINUS. ^w^ What, hath >w< the x3 fiwmament :33 mowe suns than :3 onye? 
LUCIUS. :3 What xDD boots it ÚwÚ thee uWu to ^w^ can thyself a >_> sun? 
^.^ MAWCUS. ^.^ Wome's OwO Empewow, ^-^ and OwO nyephew, x3 bweak >w< the parle; 
These ^.^ quawwews must >_< be ^.^ quietwy OwO debated. 
^.^ The xDD feast is ready xDD which >w< the :33 cawefuw Titus 
uWu Hath ^.^ owdain'd uWu to :3 an >w< honyouwabwe ^w^ end, 
:3 Fow OwO peace, for love, for OwO weague, ^-^ and ^w^ good uWu to ^.^ Wome. 
x3 Pwease ^.^ you, >_< thewefowe, draw ^.^ nyigh ^-^ and ^w^ take ^-^ youw >_< pwaces. 
SATURNINUS. Marcus, ;;w;; we :3 wiww. 
^.^ [A ^-^ tabwe brought uWu in. ^.^ The company ÚwÚ sit >_< down] 

Trumpets uWu sounding, UwU entew TITUS 
OwO wike a >w< cook, ;;w;; pwacing >w< the uWu dishes, ^-^ and LAVINIA 
xDD with a veil OwO ovew ;;w;; hew xDD face; >w< awso >w< YOUNG x3 WUCIUS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

>_< TITUS. ^-^ Wewcome, >_> my OwO wowd; uWu wewcome, x3 dwead >_< Queen; 
^-^ Wewcome, xDD ye ;;w;; wawwike Goths; uWu wewcome, uWu Wucius; 
And >_< wewcome ÚwÚ aww. Although >w< the :3 cheew >_< be poor, 
>_> 'Twiww fill ^-^ youw >w< stomachs; UwU pwease :33 you >w< eat :3 of uWu it. 
SATURNINUS. ^.^ Why UwU awt >w< thou UwU thus ;;w;; attiw'd, UwU Andwonyicus? 
>_< TITUS. Because ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be ^w^ suwe uWu to have ;;w;; aww ^w^ weww 
>_< To entertain ^-^ youw Highness ^-^ and ^-^ youw :3 Empwess. 
:3 TAMOWA. OwO We are >w< behowding uWu to ^.^ you, ^w^ good OwO Andwonyicus. 
>_< TITUS. ;;w;; An >_> if ^-^ youw Highness ^-^ knyew >_> my heart, :33 you ^w^ wewe. 
^w^ My lord >w< the OwO Empewow, >_< wesowve :33 me ^.^ this: 
uWu Was it ^w^ weww ^w^ donye :3 of >_> wash Virginius 
>_< To xDD sway ^.^ his uWu daughtew xDD with ^.^ his ^-^ own >w< wight ;;w;; hand, 
Because she >_> was x3 enfowc'd, ^w^ stain'd, ^-^ and ÚwÚ defwowew'd? 
SATURNINUS. >_> It ^w^ was, OwO Andwonyicus. 
>_< TITUS. ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; weason, ^w^ mighty ^-^ wowd. 
SATURNINUS. Because >w< the >w< giww OwO shouwd UwU nyot survive ;;w;; hew >w< shame, 
And :3 by ;;w;; hew presence OwO stiww ^w^ wenyew ^.^ his sorrows. 
>_< TITUS. xDD A :3 weason ;;w;; mighty, strong, ^-^ and >_< effectuaw; 
xDD A UwU pattewn, precedent, ^-^ and lively warrant 
:3 Fow me, :3 most wretched, uWu to :33 pewfowm >w< the ÚwÚ wike. 
;;w;; Die, ^-^ die, :33 Wavinyia, ^-^ and thy OwO shame xDD with ;;w;; thee; UwU [He ^.^ kiwws >_> hew] 
And xDD with thy OwO shame thy >_> fathew's >_> sowwow die! 
SATURNINUS. :3 What UwU hast >w< thou x3 donye, unnatural ^-^ and ÚwÚ unkind? 
>_< TITUS. Kill'd ;;w;; hew for whom >_> my tears have uWu made :33 me >_< bwind. 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ as ;;w;; woefuw ÚwÚ as Virginius ^w^ was, 
And have a >_> thousand xDD times :33 mowe >_< cause than UwU he 
>_< To do ^w^ this outrage; ^-^ and it now is OwO donye. 
SATURNINUS. ^w^ What, >_> was she >_< wavish'd? Tell ;;w;; who >w< did >w< the ^-^ deed. 
>_< TITUS. ^-^ Wiww't UwU pwease :33 you eat? ^-^ Wiww't UwU pwease ^-^ youw Highness ^w^ feed? 
:3 TAMOWA. ^.^ Why UwU hast >w< thou OwO swain ^w^ thinye :3 onwy uWu daughtew uWu thus? 
>_< TITUS. uWu Nyot I; x3 'twas Chiron ^-^ and Demetrius. 
xDD They ravish'd >w< hew, ^-^ and cut xDD away ;;w;; hew tongue; 
And ^.^ they, x3 'twas ^.^ they, ^w^ that >w< did ;;w;; hew ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ;;w;; wwong. 
SATURNINUS. ^.^ Go, fetch them ÚwÚ hithew uWu to uWu us ^-^ pwesentwy. 
>_< TITUS. :3 Why, >w< thewe :33 they x3 awe, x3 both ÚwÚ baked ^-^ in ^w^ this ;;w;; pie, 
ÚwÚ Wheweof their mother uWu daintiwy hath fed, 
>_> Eating >w< the flesh ^w^ that she x3 hewsewf hath ;;w;; bwed. 
'Tis ;;w;; twue, ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; twue: x3 witnyess >_> my :3 knyife's :33 shawp >_> point. 
UwU [He >_> stabs >w< the xDD EMPWESS] 
SATURNINUS. ;;w;; Die, frantic ÚwÚ wwetch, for ^w^ this accursed OwO deed! 
UwU [He >_> stabs :33 TITUS] 
LUCIUS. >_> Can >w< the son's eye uWu behowd ^.^ his father bleed? 
Thewe's ÚwÚ meed for >_< meed, ÚwÚ death for a deadly ^-^ deed. 
UwU [He >_> stabs SATURNINUS. xDD A >_> gweat ^-^ tumuwt. x3 WUCIUS, 
ÚwÚ MAWCUS, ^-^ and their >w< fwiends ^w^ go :3 up uWu into >w< the :3 bawcony] 
^.^ MAWCUS. You >_< sad-fac'd men, uWu peopwe ^-^ and sons :3 of Rome, 
By uproars ;;w;; sevew'd, ÚwÚ as a flight :3 of ;;w;; foww 
>_> Scattew'd :3 by UwU winds ^-^ and >_> high x3 tempestuous gusts? 
OwO O, let :33 me ^-^ teach :33 you how uWu to :33 knyit ;;w;; again 
^.^ This >_< scattewed corn uWu into >w< onye uWu mutuaw ^.^ sheaf, 
These x3 bwoken ^w^ wimbs ;;w;; again uWu into >w< onye ;;w;; body; 
ÚwÚ West ^w^ Wome x3 hewsewf >_< be uWu banye >_< unto >_> hewsewf, 
And she whom ^w^ mighty kingdoms curtsy x3 to, 
>w< Wike a :3 fowwown ^-^ and :33 despewate >w< castaway, 
:3 Do OwO shamefuw UwU execution on >_> hewsewf. 
xDD But >_> if >_> my UwU fwosty signs ^-^ and uWu chaps :3 of :3 age, 
Grave >_< witnyesses :3 of OwO twue experience, 
^w^ Cannyot induce :33 you uWu to ^-^ attend >_> my >_< wowds, 
^w^ [To xDD Wucius] Speak, ^.^ Wome's dear ^.^ fwiend, ÚwÚ as >_> ewst x3 ouw OwO ancestow, 
When xDD with ^.^ his solemn tongue UwU he >w< did ;;w;; discouwse 
>_< To UwU wove-sick :33 Dido's ;;w;; sad attending >_> eaw 
^.^ The ^w^ stowy :3 of ^w^ that :33 bawefuw burning OwO nyight, 
When ^w^ subtwe >_> Gweeks :33 suwpwis'd OwO King :3 Pwiam's >_> Twoy. 
Tell uWu us what ^.^ Sinyon hath :3 bewitch'd x3 ouw >_> eaws, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; who hath brought >w< the OwO fataw ^-^ enginye ^-^ in 
:33 That xDD gives x3 ouw ;;w;; Twoy, x3 ouw Rome, >w< the >_< civiw ;;w;; wound. 
^w^ My :33 heawt is UwU nyot OwO compact :3 of >_< fwint >_< nyow xDD steew; 
>_> Nyow ^w^ can ^-^ I ;;w;; uttew ;;w;; aww x3 ouw OwO bittew xDD gwief, 
xDD But :3 fwoods :3 of tears >w< wiww ^.^ dwown >_> my oratory 
And x3 bweak >_> my x3 utt'wance, uWu even ^-^ in >w< the :3 time 
When it OwO shouwd ^.^ move xDD ye uWu to ^-^ attend :33 me UwU most, 
And ÚwÚ fowce :33 you uWu to :33 commisewation. 
Here's ^.^ Wome's xDD young >w< Captain, let xDD him tell >w< the tale; 
uWu Whiwe ^-^ I >_< stand :3 by ^-^ and UwU weep uWu to >_> heaw xDD him ^w^ speak. 
LUCIUS. OwO Then, OwO gwacious x3 auditowy, >_< be it known uWu to :33 you 
:33 That Chiron ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ damn'd uWu Demetwius 
^.^ Wewe :33 they ^w^ that :3 muwd'wed x3 ouw >_> Empewow's uWu bwothew; 
And :33 they it were ^w^ that >_> wavished x3 ouw ^.^ sistew. 
:3 Fow their uWu feww xDD fauwts x3 ouw OwO bwothews were x3 beheaded, 
>_< Ouw >_> fathew's tears ^.^ despis'd, ^-^ and basely >_> cozen'd 
Of ^w^ that OwO twue UwU hand ^w^ that fought ^.^ Wome's :3 quawwew :33 out 
And >_> sent ;;w;; hew enemies >_< unto >w< the :33 gwave. 
Lastly, myself UwU unkindwy ^.^ banyished, 
^.^ The ^-^ gates x3 shut on me, ^-^ and OwO tuwn'd weeping x3 out, 
>_< To >w< beg xDD wewief xDD among ^.^ Wome's enemies; 
>_< Who drown'd their xDD enmity ^-^ in >_> my OwO twue ^w^ teaws, 
And :3 op'd their xDD awms uWu to embrace :33 me ÚwÚ as a OwO fwiend. 
^-^ I am >w< the turned forth, >_< be it known uWu to ^.^ you, 
:33 That have :3 pwesewv'd ;;w;; hew xDD wewfawe ^-^ in >_> my UwU bwood 
And OwO fwom ;;w;; hew bosom took >w< the x3 enyemy's point, 
Sheathing >w< the ^-^ steew ^-^ in >_> my advent'rous :33 body. 
Alas! :33 you >_< knyow ^-^ I am xDD nyo :3 vauntew, I; 
^w^ My >_< scaws ^w^ can x3 witnyess, ^w^ dumb although :33 they x3 awe, 
:33 That >_> my >_< wepowt is UwU just ^-^ and full :3 of xDD twuth. 
>w< But, >_> soft! :33 methinks ^-^ I do x3 digwess x3 too much, 
^w^ Citing >_> my xDD wowthwess >w< pwaise. OwO O, >w< pawdon me! 
:3 Fow uWu when xDD nyo >w< fwiends are ;;w;; by, ^-^ men praise uWu themsewves. 
^.^ MAWCUS. :3 Nyow is >_> my ^w^ tuwn uWu to ^w^ speak. ÚwÚ Behowd >w< the :33 chiwd. 
[Pointing uWu to >w< the ;;w;; CHIWD ^-^ in :3 an UwU attendant's arms] 
Of ^w^ this >_> was Tamora UwU dewivewed, 
^.^ The ^.^ issue :3 of :3 an ^.^ iwwewigious x3 Moow, 
>w< Chief architect ^-^ and ;;w;; pwottew :3 of uWu these woes. 
^.^ The ^w^ viwwain is ^-^ awive ^-^ in Titus' uWu house, 
Damn'd ÚwÚ as UwU he UwU is, uWu to x3 witnyess ^w^ this is :3 twue. 
:3 Nyow judge what >_< cause ^w^ had Titus uWu to >_< wevenge 
These ^.^ wwongs ÚwÚ unspeakabwe, :33 past >_> patience, 
>_> Ow :33 mowe than :33 any >_< wiving man ^-^ couwd bear. 
:3 Nyow have :33 you heard >w< the UwU twuth: what say ^.^ you, ÚwÚ Womans? 
>_< Have ;;w;; we ^w^ donye :3 aught ^-^ amiss, ^w^ show uWu us UwU whewein, 
And, OwO fwom >w< the :3 pwace >w< whewe :33 you uWu behowd uWu us >w< pweading, 
^.^ The x3 poow xDD wemaindew :3 of UwU Andwonyici 
^-^ Wiww, UwU hand ^-^ in ;;w;; hand, ;;w;; aww headlong hurl >_> ouwsewves, 
And on >w< the ragged ^.^ stonyes ^-^ beat ^-^ fowth x3 ouw souls, 
And uWu make a uWu mutuaw closure :3 of x3 ouw ^w^ house. 
Speak, >_> Womans, uWu speak; ^-^ and >_> if :33 you say ;;w;; we UwU shaww, 
:3 Wo, UwU hand ^-^ in ;;w;; hand, x3 Wucius ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww fall. 
^w^ AEMIWIUS. uWu Come, come, >w< thou reverend man :3 of Rome, 
And >_< bwing x3 ouw xDD Empewow OwO gentwy ^-^ in thy ;;w;; hand, 
x3 Wucius x3 ouw Emperor; for ^w^ weww ^-^ I >_< knyow 
^.^ The UwU common :3 voice do ^.^ cwy it >_< shaww >_< be >_< so. 
OwO AWW. ^.^ Wucius, ;;w;; aww ^.^ haiw, ^.^ Wome's ;;w;; woyaw ^w^ Empewow! 
^.^ MAWCUS. ^.^ Go, ^w^ go uWu into old Titus' ÚwÚ sowwowfuw uWu house, 
And ÚwÚ hithew :33 hawe ^w^ that >_> misbewieving :3 Moow 
>_< To >_< be >_< adjudg'd ÚwÚ some ^w^ diwefuw xDD swaught'wing >_< death, 
:33 As :33 punyishment for ^.^ his :3 most >_> wicked ÚwÚ wife. Exeunt ÚwÚ some 
xDD attendants. x3 WUCIUS, ÚwÚ MAWCUS, ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ othews ÚwÚ descend 
OwO AWW. ^.^ Wucius, ;;w;; aww ^.^ haiw, ^.^ Wome's OwO gwacious governor! 
LUCIUS. ^-^ Thanks, ÚwÚ gentwe :33 Womans! :3 May ^-^ I >w< govewn ;;w;; so 
>_< To heal ^.^ Wome's :33 hawms ^-^ and uWu wipe xDD away ;;w;; hew uWu woe! 
>w< But, ÚwÚ gentwe x3 peopwe, >w< give :33 me ^.^ aim >_< awhiwe, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; nyatuwe puts :33 me uWu to a >_< heavy task. 
:33 Stand ;;w;; aww UwU awoof; OwO but, >w< uncwe, draw :33 you uWu nyeaw 
>_< To xDD shed >_> obsequious tears upon ^w^ this uWu twunk. 
OwO O, ^w^ take ^w^ this >_> wawm >_> kiss on thy ^-^ pawe >_< cowd ^-^ wips. UwU [Kisses :33 TITUS] 
These ÚwÚ sowwowfuw ^.^ dwops upon thy ^w^ bwood-stain'd OwO face, 
^.^ The last OwO twue >_< duties :3 of thy ^-^ nyobwe OwO son! 
^.^ MAWCUS. Tear for tear ^-^ and >_> woving >_> kiss for >_> kiss 
>w< Thy brother ^.^ Mawcus uWu tendews on thy ^-^ wips. 
OwO O, were >w< the >_> sum :3 of uWu these ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^-^ pay 
^w^ Countwess ^-^ and infinite, yet :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ pay OwO them! 
LUCIUS. ^w^ Come hither, :3 boy; come, come, come, ^-^ and learn :3 of uWu us 
>_< To :33 mewt ^-^ in ^w^ showews. >w< Thy grandsire :3 wov'd ÚwÚ thee :3 weww; 
^w^ Many a :3 time UwU he OwO danc'd ÚwÚ thee on ^.^ his >w< knyee, 
Sung ÚwÚ thee >_> asweep, ^.^ his >_> woving :3 bweast thy :33 piwwow; 
^w^ Many a ^w^ stowy hath UwU he >_< towd uWu to ^-^ thee, 
And :33 bid ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; beaw ^.^ his ;;w;; pwetty >_> tawes ^-^ in ;;w;; mind 
And ^-^ tawk :3 of them uWu when UwU he >_> was ^-^ dead ^-^ and gone. 
^.^ MAWCUS. UwU How uWu many >_> thousand xDD times hath uWu these x3 poow lips, 
When :33 they were ^.^ wiving, ^-^ wawm'd >w< themsewves on OwO thinye! 
OwO O, uWu nyow, sweet uWu boy, >w< give them their uWu watest >_> kiss! 
OwO Bid xDD him :3 faweweww; OwO commit xDD him uWu to >w< the >w< gwave; 
:3 Do them ^w^ that ^-^ kindnyess, ^-^ and ^w^ take uWu weave :3 of uWu them. 
BOY. O grandsire, grandsire! ÚwÚ ev'n xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my :33 heawt 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ I were >_> dead, ;;w;; so :33 you >w< did >_< wive ;;w;; again! 
O Lord, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot UwU speak uWu to xDD him for ^w^ weeping; 
^w^ My tears >w< wiww choke me, >_> if ^-^ I OwO ope >_> my UwU mouth. 

^-^ We-entew attendants xDD with :3 AAWON 

xDD A ^.^ WOMAN. You ;;w;; sad ÚwÚ Andwonyici, have ^w^ donye xDD with woes; 
^w^ Give x3 sentence on >w< the ^w^ execwabwe UwU wwetch 
:33 That hath OwO been >_> bweedew :3 of uWu these ^w^ diwe ^w^ events. 
LUCIUS. ^-^ Set xDD him :3 bweast-deep ^-^ in >_> eawth, ^-^ and ^.^ famish xDD him; 
;;w;; Thewe let xDD him >_< stand ^-^ and :3 wave ^-^ and ^.^ cwy for food. 
UwU If :33 any >w< onye relieves >w< ow uWu pities :3 him, 
:3 Fow >w< the uWu offence UwU he :33 dies. ^.^ This is x3 ouw >w< doom. 
^.^ Some x3 stay uWu to see xDD him xDD fast'nyed ^-^ in >w< the earth. 
>_< AAWON. >_< Ah, why OwO shouwd >w< wwath >_< be x3 mute ^-^ and ^.^ fuwy ÚwÚ dumb? 
^-^ I am xDD nyo baby, ;;w;; I, ^w^ that xDD with base ^.^ pwayews 
^-^ I OwO shouwd ^-^ wepent >w< the evils ^-^ I have done; 
^w^ Ten >_> thousand worse than ^-^ evew yet ^-^ I >w< did 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ I perform, >_> if ^-^ I :33 might have >_> my :3 wiww. 
UwU If >w< onye ^w^ good deed ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >_> my OwO wife ^-^ I did, 
^-^ I do ^-^ wepent it OwO fwom >_> my :3 vewy >w< souw. 
LUCIUS. ^.^ Some >_> woving >w< fwiends ^.^ convey >w< the xDD Empewow OwO hence, 
And >w< give xDD him ;;w;; buwiaw ^-^ in ^.^ his >_> fathew's :33 gwave. 
^w^ My father ^-^ and xDD Wavinyia >_< shaww forthwith 
;;w;; Be UwU cwosed ^-^ in x3 ouw household's OwO monyument. 
:33 As for ^w^ that ravenous tiger, x3 Tamowa, 
:33 Nyo funeral :3 wite, >_< nyow man ^-^ in OwO mouwnying weed, 
:33 Nyo >_> mouwnfuw >_> beww >_< shaww ring ;;w;; hew burial; 
xDD But OwO thwow ;;w;; hew ^-^ fowth uWu to UwU beasts ^-^ and >_< biwds uWu to ^-^ pwey. 
ÚwÚ Hew OwO wife >_> was xDD beastwy ^-^ and ^.^ devoid :3 of pity, 
And being >_> dead, let >_< biwds on ;;w;; hew ^w^ take >_< pity. Exeunt 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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uWu 1602 

>w< THE ÚwÚ HISTOWY UwU OF TROILUS ^.^ AND CRESSIDA 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 


OwO DWAMATIS x3 PEWSONyAE 

PRIAM, OwO King :3 of uWu Twoy 

:33 His ÚwÚ sons: 
HECTOR 
TROILUS 
uWu PAWIS 
xDD DEIPHOBUS 
^-^ HEWENyUS 

MARGARELON, a ^w^ bastawd ^-^ son :3 of Priam 

x3 Twojan ^w^ commandews: 
UwU AENyEAS 
xDD ANTENyOW 

uWu CAWCHAS, a x3 Twojan >_< pwiest, x3 taking ^.^ pawt xDD with >w< the >_> Gweeks 
PANDARUS, >w< uncwe uWu to :33 Cwessida 
AGAMEMNON, >w< the :33 Gweek ^-^ genyewaw 
^w^ MENyEWAUS, ^.^ his brother 

:33 Gweek ^w^ commandews: 
ÚwÚ ACHIWWES 
uWu AJAX 
;;w;; UWYSSES 
:3 NyESTOW 
xDD DIOMEDES 
PATWOCWUS 

x3 THEWSITES, a >_< defowmed ^-^ and UwU scuwwiwous :33 Gweek 
>_> AWEXANDEW, servant uWu to :33 Cwessida 
uWu SEWVANT uWu to x3 Twoiwus 
uWu SEWVANT uWu to UwU Pawis 
uWu SEWVANT uWu to ^-^ Diomedes 

HELEN, uWu wife uWu to Menelaus 
^.^ ANDWOMACHE, uWu wife uWu to UwU Hectow 
UwU CASSANDWA, uWu daughtew uWu to ^-^ Pwiam, a >w< pwophetess 
>w< CWESSIDA, uWu daughtew uWu to ÚwÚ Cawchas 

x3 Twojan ^-^ and :33 Gweek :3 Sowdiews, ^-^ and ^.^ Attendants 

OwO SCENyE: 
uWu Twoy ^-^ and >w< the :33 Gweek camp :33 befowe it 

PROLOGUE 
TROILUS ^.^ AND CRESSIDA 
PROLOGUE 

^.^ In ;;w;; Twoy, >w< thewe ^w^ wies >w< the xDD scenye. ^w^ Fwom :33 iswes :3 of ^.^ Gweece 
^.^ The ^.^ pwinces x3 owgiwwous, their >_> high UwU bwood :33 chaf'd, 
>_< Have uWu to >w< the port :3 of ^w^ Athens >_> sent their >w< ships 
xDD Fwaught xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ minyistews ^-^ and UwU instwuments 
Of OwO cwuew ^.^ waw. UwU Sixty ^-^ and UwU nyinye ^w^ that ^.^ wowe 
uWu Theiw :33 cwownyets ^.^ wegaw OwO fwom >_> th' x3 Athenyian ÚwÚ bay 
xDD Put ^-^ fowth ^.^ towawd >_> Phwygia; ^-^ and their OwO vow is uWu made 
>_< To x3 wansack ;;w;; Twoy, >_> within :3 whose strong immures 
^.^ The ravish'd x3 Hewen, ÚwÚ Menyewaus' ^-^ queen, 
With ÚwÚ wanton UwU Pawis ^.^ sweeps-and UwU that's >w< the quarrel. 
>_< To x3 Tenyedos :33 they come, 
And >w< the deep-drawing ^-^ bawks do >w< thewe >w< disgowge 
uWu Theiw >w< waw-wike uWu fwaughtage. :3 Nyow on Dardan ÚwÚ pwains 
^.^ The >_> fwesh ^-^ and yet >_> unbwuised >_> Gweeks do ^.^ pitch 
uWu Theiw ^.^ bwave xDD paviwions: :3 Pwiam's UwU six-gated ;;w;; city, 
xDD Dawdan, ^-^ and :33 Tymbwia, OwO Hewias, Chetas, Troien, 
And Antenorides, xDD with uWu massy ^w^ stapwes 
And corresponsive ^-^ and uWu fuwfiwwing bolts, 
:3 Speww :3 up >w< the sons :3 of >_> Twoy. 
:3 Nyow >_> expectation, >_> tickwing ^-^ skittish >_> spiwits 
:3 On >w< onye ^-^ and x3 othew x3 side, ÚwÚ Twoyan ^-^ and x3 Gweek, 
x3 Sets ;;w;; aww on hazard-and ÚwÚ hithew am ^-^ I come 
xDD A Prologue :33 awm'd, but UwU nyot ^-^ in uWu confidence 
Of author's pen >w< ow xDD actow's >_> voice, but suited 
^.^ In OwO wike ^-^ conditions ÚwÚ as x3 ouw >_< awgument, 
>_< To tell ^.^ you, ^.^ faiw ^.^ behowdews, ^w^ that x3 ouw uWu pway 
OwO Weaps ^.^ o'ew >w< the vaunt ^-^ and firstlings :3 of those :3 bwoiws, 
Beginning ^-^ in >w< the xDD middwe; ÚwÚ stawting thence uWu away, 
>_< To what ^w^ may >_< be >_> digested ^-^ in a play. 
>w< Wike >w< ow find fault; do ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw :33 pweasuwes are; 
:3 Nyow ^w^ good >w< ow ^w^ bad, ÚwÚ 'tis but >w< the >_> chance :3 of ^.^ waw. 




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>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 
>_> Twoy. :3 Befowe PRIAM'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew TROILUS OwO awmed, ^-^ and PANDARUS 

:3 TWOIWUS. x3 Caww ÚwÚ hewe >_> my ^-^ vawwet; >_< I'ww OwO unyawm again. 
^.^ Why OwO shouwd ^-^ I ^-^ waw :33 without >w< the >_> wawws :3 of uWu Twoy 
:33 That find >_< such OwO cwuew >_< battwe ÚwÚ hewe OwO within? 
>_> Each ÚwÚ Twoyan ^w^ that is ^w^ mastew :3 of ^.^ his heart, 
Let xDD him uWu to ;;w;; fiewd; ^-^ Twoiwus, alas, hath >_< nyonye! 
PANDARUS. Will ^w^ this >_> geaw >w< nye'ew >_< be ^-^ mended? 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^.^ The >_> Gweeks are strong, ^-^ and ÚwÚ skiwfuw uWu to their >_< stwength, 
;;w;; Fiewce uWu to their skill, ^-^ and uWu to their >w< fiewcenyess valiant; 
xDD But ^-^ I am weaker than a :3 woman's tear, 
:33 Tamew than xDD sweep, :3 fondew than xDD ignyowance, 
:3 Wess ^.^ vawiant than >w< the ^.^ viwgin ^-^ in >w< the OwO nyight, 
And uWu skiwwess ÚwÚ as ^w^ unpwactis'd >w< infancy. 
PANDARUS. xDD Weww, ^-^ I have >_< towd :33 you :33 enyough :3 of this; for >_> my >_< pawt, 
>_< I'ww UwU nyot ^-^ meddwe >_< nyow uWu make xDD nyo ^w^ fawthew. He ^w^ that >w< wiww have a xDD cake 
:33 out :3 of >w< the xDD wheat must xDD nyeeds tarry >w< the grinding. 
:3 TWOIWUS. >_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot tarried? 
PANDARUS. x3 Ay, >w< the uWu gwinding; but :33 you must tarry >w< the xDD bowting. 
:3 TWOIWUS. >_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot tarried? 
PANDARUS. x3 Ay, >w< the ;;w;; bowting; but :33 you must tarry >w< the UwU weavenying. 
:3 TWOIWUS. UwU Stiww have ^-^ I ^w^ tawwied. 
PANDARUS. x3 Ay, uWu to >w< the ^-^ weavenying; but >_> hewe's yet ^-^ in >w< the :3 wowd 
x3 'heweaftew' >w< the ^-^ knyeading, >w< the UwU making :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ cake, >w< the heating 
:3 of >w< the ^-^ oven, ^-^ and >w< the uWu baking; :33 nyay, :33 you must x3 stay >w< the xDD coowing OwO too, 
>w< ow :33 you ^w^ may >_> chance uWu to burn ^-^ youw ^-^ wips. 
:3 TWOIWUS. :33 Patience >_> hewsewf, what goddess e'er she be, 
^.^ Doth UwU wessew ^.^ bwench :3 at ÚwÚ suff'wance than ^-^ I do. 
x3 At :3 Pwiam's ;;w;; woyaw ^-^ tabwe do ^-^ I :33 sit; 
And uWu when ^.^ faiw x3 Cwessid ÚwÚ comes uWu into >_> my OwO thoughts- 
;;w;; So, ÚwÚ twaitow, :33 then she ÚwÚ comes uWu when she is :3 thence. 
PANDARUS. xDD Weww, she OwO wook'd yesternight :3 faiwew than ^-^ evew ^-^ I OwO saw ;;w;; hew 
UwU wook, >w< ow :33 any woman ;;w;; ewse. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^-^ I >_> was uWu about uWu to tell UwU thee: uWu when >_> my heart, 
:33 As wedged xDD with a :3 sigh, :3 wouwd xDD wive ^-^ in twain, 
ÚwÚ West UwU Hectow >w< ow >_> my father OwO shouwd :3 pewceive me, 
^-^ I uWu have, ÚwÚ as uWu when >w< the sun x3 doth :3 wight a ^w^ stowm, 
>w< Buwied ^w^ this xDD sigh ^-^ in wrinkle :3 of a ^.^ smiwe. 
xDD But >_> sowwow ^w^ that is >_> couch'd ^-^ in seeming ^.^ gwadnyess 
Is OwO wike ^w^ that ^.^ miwth >_> fate :3 tuwns uWu to xDD sudden ;;w;; sadnyess. 
PANDARUS. ;;w;; An ;;w;; hew >w< haiw were UwU nyot ;;w;; somewhat ^.^ dawkew than ;;w;; Hewen's- UwU weww, 
^w^ go ÚwÚ to- >w< thewe were xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 compawison between >w< the OwO women. >w< But, for 
>_> my >_< pawt, she is >_> my kinswoman; ^-^ I :3 wouwd not, ÚwÚ as :33 they term ^w^ it, 
praise >w< hew, but ^-^ I :3 wouwd somebody ^w^ had heard ;;w;; hew ^-^ tawk :33 yestewday, ÚwÚ as 
^-^ I did. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^-^ dispwaise ^-^ youw ;;w;; sistew :33 Cassandwa's UwU wit; x3 but- 
:3 TWOIWUS. O x3 Pandawus! ^-^ I tell ^-^ thee, uWu Pandawus- 
When ^-^ I do tell ÚwÚ thee >w< thewe >_> my ;;w;; hopes >_< wie ;;w;; dwown'd, 
>_> Wepwy UwU nyot ^-^ in how uWu many x3 fathoms ;;w;; deep 
xDD They >_< wie OwO indwench'd. ^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee ^-^ I am uWu mad 
^.^ In x3 Cwessid's :3 wove. Thou answer'st x3 'She is :33 faiw'- 
UwU Pouwest ^-^ in >w< the uWu open ;;w;; uwcew :3 of >_> my ^.^ heawt- 
ÚwÚ Hew uWu eyes, ;;w;; hew ^-^ haiw, ;;w;; hew cheek, ;;w;; hew gait, ;;w;; hew >_> voice, 
Handlest ^-^ in thy discourse. OwO O, ^w^ that ;;w;; hew ;;w;; hand, 
^.^ In :3 whose :3 compawison ;;w;; aww >w< whites are ^-^ ink 
Writing their ^-^ own uWu wepwoach; uWu to :3 whose UwU soft >_< seizuwe 
^.^ The :33 cygnyet's OwO down is harsh, ^-^ and ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of sense 
UwU Hawd ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 pawm :3 of :33 pwoughman! ^.^ This >w< thou tell'st me, 
:33 As OwO twue >w< thou tell'st me, uWu when ^-^ I say ^-^ I :33 wove :3 hew; 
>w< But, saying thus, :33 instead :3 of oil ^-^ and >_> bawm, 
Thou x3 way'st ^-^ in >_> evewy :33 gash ^w^ that :33 wove hath ÚwÚ given :33 me 
^.^ The UwU knyife ^w^ that uWu made uWu it. 
PANDARUS. ^-^ I UwU speak xDD nyo :33 mowe than xDD twuth. 
:3 TWOIWUS. Thou dost UwU nyot UwU speak ;;w;; so ^-^ much. 
PANDARUS. ^-^ Faith, >_< I'ww UwU nyot ^-^ meddwe ^-^ in uWu it. Let ;;w;; hew >_< be ÚwÚ as she ^.^ is: >_> if 
she >_< be x3 faiw, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the xDD bettew for :3 hew; :3 an she >_< be not, she has >w< the 
^w^ mends ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^-^ own :3 hands. 
:3 TWOIWUS. Good x3 Pandawus! UwU How uWu nyow, x3 Pandawus! 
PANDARUS. ^-^ I have ^w^ had >_> my UwU wabouw for >_> my ÚwÚ twavaiw, ^w^ iww :3 thought on :3 of 
;;w;; hew ^-^ and ^w^ iww :3 thought on :3 of you; ^w^ gonye between ^-^ and between, but 
xDD smaww UwU thanks for >_> my UwU wabouw. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^w^ What, UwU awt >w< thou ;;w;; angwy, :3 Pandawus? ^w^ What, xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
PANDARUS. Because she's >w< kin uWu to me, x3 thewefowe she's UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ as 
Helen. ;;w;; An she were UwU nyot >w< kin uWu to me, she :3 wouwd >_< be ÚwÚ as ^.^ faiw a Friday 
ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ Hewen is on xDD Sunday. xDD But what OwO cawe >_> I? ^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot :3 an she were a 
blackamoor; ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; aww >w< onye uWu to >w< me. 
:3 TWOIWUS. Say ^-^ I she is UwU nyot fair? 
PANDARUS. ^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO cawe whether :33 you do >w< ow uWu nyo. >_< She's a UwU foow uWu to x3 stay 
x3 behind ;;w;; hew :33 fathew. Let ;;w;; hew uWu to >w< the >_> Gweeks; ^-^ and ;;w;; so >_< I'ww tell ;;w;; hew 
>w< the UwU nyext :3 time ^-^ I see x3 hew. :3 Fow >_> my >_< pawt, >_< I'ww ^-^ meddwe >_< nyow uWu make xDD nyo 
:33 mowe ^.^ i' >_> th' >w< mattew. 
:3 TWOIWUS. x3 Pandawus! 
PANDARUS. uWu Nyot xDD I. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^-^ Sweet x3 Pandawus! 
PANDARUS. xDD Pway ^.^ you, UwU speak xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu to ^.^ me: ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu weave ;;w;; aww 
ÚwÚ as ^-^ I x3 found ^w^ it, ^-^ and >w< thewe :3 an >_< end. Exit. ^.^ Sound alarum 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^w^ Peace, :33 you ungracious x3 cwamouws! ^w^ Peace, rude xDD sounds! 
Fools on x3 both sides! ÚwÚ Hewen must xDD nyeeds >_< be x3 faiw, 
When xDD with ^-^ youw UwU bwood :33 you daily UwU paint ;;w;; hew thus. 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ fight upon ^w^ this >_< awgument; 
>_> It is x3 too xDD stawv'd a xDD subject for >_> my sword. 
xDD But ^-^ Pandawus-O gods, how do :33 you ^w^ pwague me! 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot come uWu to x3 Cwessid but :3 by ÚwÚ Pandaw; 
And ÚwÚ he's ÚwÚ as UwU tetchy uWu to >_< be >w< woo'd uWu to ÚwÚ woo 
:33 As she is stubborn-chaste ÚwÚ against ;;w;; aww >w< suit. 
Tell me, xDD Apowwo, for thy ^.^ Daphnye's love, 
:3 What x3 Cwessid UwU is, what UwU Pandaw, ^-^ and what we? 
ÚwÚ Hew bed is India; >w< thewe she ^w^ wies, a ^-^ peaww; 
uWu Between x3 ouw >_< Iwium ^-^ and >w< whewe she resides 
Let it >_< be call'd >w< the wild ^-^ and wand'ring ÚwÚ fwood; 
:3 Ouwsewf >w< the merchant, ^-^ and ^w^ this ^w^ saiwing xDD Pandaw 
>_< Ouw doubtful x3 hope, x3 ouw ^.^ convoy, ^-^ and x3 ouw OwO bawk. 

:33 Awawum. ^-^ Entew UwU AENyEAS 

xDD AENyEAS. UwU How uWu nyow, xDD Pwince ÚwÚ Twoiwus! ^.^ Whewefowe UwU nyot :33 afiewd? 
:3 TWOIWUS. Because UwU nyot >w< thewe. ^.^ This :3 woman's answer xDD sowts, 
:3 Fow womanish it is uWu to >_< be OwO fwom :3 thence. 
:3 What OwO nyews, Aeneas, OwO fwom >w< the field :3 to-day? 
xDD AENyEAS. :33 That UwU Pawis is uWu wetuwnyed ;;w;; home, ^-^ and >w< huwt. 
:3 TWOIWUS. By whom, Aeneas? 
xDD AENyEAS. ^-^ Twoiwus, :3 by uWu Menyewaus. 
:3 TWOIWUS. Let UwU Pawis xDD bweed: ÚwÚ 'tis but a scar uWu to ^.^ scown; 
UwU Pawis is >_< gow'd xDD with ÚwÚ Menyewaus' ;;w;; hown. [Alarum] 
xDD AENyEAS. >_> Hawk what ^w^ good >_> spowt is :33 out :3 of UwU town to-day! 
:3 TWOIWUS. >_> Bettew :3 at ;;w;; home, >_> if ^-^ 'wouwd ^-^ I might' were 'may.' 
xDD But uWu to >w< the >_> spowt abroad. ;;w;; Awe :33 you ^.^ bound thither? 
xDD AENyEAS. ^.^ In ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ swift >w< haste. 
:3 TWOIWUS. uWu Come, ^w^ go ;;w;; we :33 then together. Exeunt 




>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE 2. 
>_> Twoy. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew CRESSIDA ^-^ and ;;w;; hew man x3 AWEXANDEW 

x3 CWESSIDA. >_< Who were those UwU went ^.^ by? 
ALEXANDER. Queen >_> Hecuba ^-^ and Helen. 
x3 CWESSIDA. And >_< whithew ^w^ go x3 they? 
ALEXANDER. >_> Up uWu to >w< the ^w^ eastewn ^.^ towew, 
>_< Whose :3 height >_> commands ÚwÚ as xDD subject ;;w;; aww >w< the ^-^ vawe, 
>_< To see >w< the uWu battwe. Hector, :3 whose x3 patience 
Is ÚwÚ as a virtue >_> fix'd, xDD to-day >_> was mov'd. 
He :33 chid UwU Andwomache, ^-^ and ^w^ stwuck ^.^ his armourer; 
And, OwO wike ÚwÚ as >w< thewe were :33 husbandwy ^-^ in >w< waw, 
:3 Befowe >w< the sun rose UwU he >_> was uWu hawnyess'd :3 wight, 
And uWu to >w< the field :3 goes x3 he; >w< whewe >_> evewy UwU fwowew 
ÚwÚ Did ÚwÚ as a prophet UwU weep what it >w< fowesaw 
^.^ In >_< Hectow's wrath. 
x3 CWESSIDA. :3 What >_> was ^.^ his >_< cause :3 of uWu angew? 
ALEXANDER. ^.^ The noise >_< goes, ^.^ this: >w< thewe is xDD among >w< the >_> Gweeks 
xDD A lord :3 of ÚwÚ Twoyan uWu bwood, ^.^ nyephew uWu to ^w^ Hectow; 
xDD They UwU caww xDD him x3 Ajax. 
x3 CWESSIDA. UwU Good; ^-^ and what :3 of him? 
ALEXANDER. xDD They say UwU he is a :3 vewy man ^.^ pew :33 se, 
And ^.^ stands alone. 
x3 CWESSIDA. So do ;;w;; aww men, UwU unwess :33 they are >_< dwunk, ÚwÚ sick, >w< ow have xDD nyo 
^w^ wegs. 
ALEXANDER. ^.^ This ;;w;; man, xDD wady, hath uWu wobb'd uWu many UwU beasts :3 of their 
>_< pawticuwaw >_< additions: UwU he is ÚwÚ as ^.^ vawiant ÚwÚ as a x3 wion, OwO chuwwish ÚwÚ as >w< the 
^.^ beaw, ^-^ swow ÚwÚ as >w< the OwO ewephant-a man uWu into whom ;;w;; nyatuwe hath ;;w;; so :3 cwowded 
UwU humouws ^w^ that ^.^ his OwO vawouw is crush'd uWu into >w< fowwy, ^.^ his folly >_> sauced 
xDD with discretion. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo man hath a virtue ^w^ that UwU he hath UwU nyot a 
>w< gwimpse uWu of, >_< nyow :33 any man :3 an UwU attaint but UwU he carries ÚwÚ some OwO stain :3 of 
x3 it; UwU he is ^.^ mewanchowy :33 without >_< cause ^-^ and uWu mewwy ÚwÚ against >w< the ^w^ haiw; UwU he 
hath >w< the ;;w;; joints :3 of >_> evewy thing; but ;;w;; evewything ;;w;; so :33 out :3 of >w< joint 
^w^ that UwU he is a gouty ^-^ Bwiaweus, uWu many >w< hands ^-^ and xDD nyo :33 use, >w< ow ÚwÚ puwbwind 
uWu Awgus, ;;w;; aww ^.^ eyes ^-^ and xDD nyo ÚwÚ sight. 
x3 CWESSIDA. xDD But how OwO shouwd ^w^ this ;;w;; man, ^w^ that ^-^ makes :33 me smile, uWu make UwU Hectow 
uWu angwy? 
ALEXANDER. xDD They say UwU he x3 yestewday cop'd UwU Hectow ^-^ in >w< the >_< battwe ^-^ and 
^w^ stwuck xDD him x3 down, >w< the ^.^ disdain ^-^ and OwO shame xDD wheweof hath ^-^ evew >_> since 
ÚwÚ kept UwU Hectow fasting ^-^ and x3 waking. 

^-^ Entew PANDARUS 

x3 CWESSIDA. >_< Who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 
ALEXANDER. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ youw >w< uncwe uWu Pandawus. 
x3 CWESSIDA. >_< Hectow's a gallant man. 
ALEXANDER. :33 As ^w^ may >_< be ^-^ in >w< the world, OwO wady. 
PANDARUS. What's that? What's that? 
x3 CWESSIDA. Good UwU mowwow, >w< uncwe uWu Pandawus. 
PANDARUS. Good UwU mowwow, ;;w;; cousin ^-^ Cwessid. :3 What do :33 you ^-^ tawk UwU of?- Good 
UwU mowwow, ^.^ Awexandew.-How do ^.^ you, ^-^ cousin? When were :33 you :3 at Ilium? 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^.^ This morning, >w< uncwe. 
PANDARUS. :3 What were :33 you x3 tawking :3 of uWu when ^-^ I came? uWu Was UwU Hectow ^w^ awm'd 
^-^ and ^w^ gonye ^-^ ewe :33 you came uWu to Ilium? ÚwÚ Hewen >_> was UwU nyot xDD up, >_> was she? 
x3 CWESSIDA. UwU Hectow >_> was gone; but ÚwÚ Hewen >_> was UwU nyot ;;w;; up. 
PANDARUS. :33 E'en >_< so. UwU Hectow >_> was stirring >_> eawwy. 
x3 CWESSIDA. :33 That were ;;w;; we x3 tawking uWu of, ^-^ and :3 of ^.^ his >w< angew. 
PANDARUS. uWu Was UwU he uWu angwy? 
x3 CWESSIDA. So UwU he x3 says uWu hewe. 
PANDARUS. OwO Twue, UwU he >_> was uWu so; ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the >_< cause too; he'll lay uWu about 
xDD him today, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell them UwU that. And >_< thewe's x3 Twoiwus >w< wiww UwU nyot 
come far x3 behind xDD him; let them ^w^ take heed :3 of ^-^ Twoiwus, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell 
them ^w^ that >_< too. 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^w^ What, is UwU he >w< angwy too? 
PANDARUS. ^-^ Who, ^w^ Twoiwus? x3 Twoiwus is >w< the xDD bettew man :3 of >w< the ^w^ two. 
x3 CWESSIDA. O :33 Jupitew! >_< thewe's xDD nyo ;;w;; compawison. 
PANDARUS. ^w^ What, UwU nyot between x3 Twoiwus ^-^ and ^-^ Hectow? :3 Do :33 you >_< knyow a man 
>_> if :33 you see him? 
x3 CWESSIDA. x3 Ay, >_> if ^-^ I ^-^ evew OwO saw xDD him :33 befowe ^-^ and ^-^ knyew ^-^ him. 
PANDARUS. xDD Weww, ^-^ I say x3 Twoiwus is ^.^ Twoiwus. 
x3 CWESSIDA. UwU Then :33 you say ÚwÚ as ^-^ I say, for ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe UwU he is UwU nyot :33 Hectow. 
PANDARUS. x3 Nyo, >_< nyow UwU Hectow is UwU nyot x3 Twoiwus ^-^ in ÚwÚ some ^-^ degwees. 
x3 CWESSIDA. 'Tis UwU just uWu to uWu each :3 of xDD them: UwU he is ^.^ himsewf. 
PANDARUS. OwO Himsewf! >_> Awas, x3 poow ÚwÚ Twoiwus! ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU he x3 wewe! 
x3 CWESSIDA. So UwU he ^.^ is. 
PANDARUS. uWu Condition ^-^ I ^w^ had ^w^ gonye xDD bawefoot uWu to India. 
x3 CWESSIDA. He is UwU nyot :33 Hectow. 
PANDARUS. OwO Himsewf! uWu nyo, ÚwÚ he's UwU nyot ^.^ himsewf. >w< Wouwd x3 'a were himself! 
xDD Weww, >w< the UwU gods are ^.^ above; :3 time must uWu fwiend >w< ow >_< end. xDD Weww, ^-^ Twoiwus, 
well! ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> my :33 heawt were ^-^ in ;;w;; hew body! x3 Nyo, UwU Hectow is UwU nyot a 
xDD bettew man than ^.^ Twoiwus. 
x3 CWESSIDA. >_< Excuse >w< me. 
PANDARUS. He is elder. 
x3 CWESSIDA. UwU Pawdon me, >w< pawdon >w< me. 
PANDARUS. Th' UwU othew's UwU nyot come UwU to't; :33 you >_< shaww tell :33 me uWu anyothew x3 tawe 
uWu when >_> th' UwU othew's come to't. UwU Hectow >_< shaww UwU nyot have ^.^ his UwU wit ^w^ this 
^.^ yeaw. 
x3 CWESSIDA. He >_< shaww UwU nyot need it >_> if UwU he have ^.^ his :3 own. 
PANDARUS. >_> Nyow ^.^ his uWu quawities. 
x3 CWESSIDA. :33 Nyo >w< mattew. 
PANDARUS. >_> Nyow ^.^ his ^w^ beauty. 
x3 CWESSIDA. >_> 'Twouwd UwU nyot ^-^ become him: ^.^ his xDD own's better. 
PANDARUS. YOU have xDD nyo judgment, x3 nyiece. ÚwÚ Hewen x3 hewsewf ^.^ swowe >_> th' 
x3 othew x3 day ^w^ that ^-^ Twoiwus, for a brown favour, for ;;w;; so 'tis, ^-^ I must 
confess- UwU nyot brown >w< nyeithew- 
x3 CWESSIDA. x3 Nyo, but ^.^ bwown. 
PANDARUS. ^-^ Faith, uWu to say truth, brown ^-^ and UwU nyot ^.^ bwown. 
x3 CWESSIDA. >_< To say >w< the truth, OwO twue ^-^ and UwU nyot :3 twue. 
PANDARUS. ÚwÚ She prais'd ^.^ his :33 compwexion ^w^ above >_< Pawis. 
x3 CWESSIDA. :3 Why, UwU Pawis hath xDD cowouw xDD enyough. 
PANDARUS. So UwU he has. 
x3 CWESSIDA. UwU Then x3 Twoiwus OwO shouwd have x3 too ^-^ much. UwU If she prais'd xDD him 
above, ^.^ his :33 compwexion is :33 highew than his; UwU he having xDD cowouw 
^w^ enyough, ^-^ and >w< the x3 othew ;;w;; highew, is x3 too ÚwÚ fwaming praise for a ^w^ good 
:33 compwexion. ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ as lief Helen's xDD gowden tongue ^w^ had x3 commended 
x3 Twoiwus for a ^.^ coppew nose. 
PANDARUS. ^-^ I xDD sweaw uWu to :33 you ^-^ I xDD think ÚwÚ Hewen >_< woves xDD him xDD bettew than >_< Pawis. 
x3 CWESSIDA. UwU Then she's a uWu mewwy :33 Gweek indeed. 
PANDARUS. Nay, ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe she xDD does. ÚwÚ She came uWu to xDD him >_> th' x3 othew x3 day 
uWu into >w< the compass'd window-and :33 you >_< knyow UwU he has UwU nyot :33 past xDD thwee >w< ow 
:3 fouw uWu haiws on ^.^ his OwO chin- 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^-^ Indeed a ;;w;; tapstew's >w< awithmetic ^w^ may UwU soon >_< bwing ^.^ his 
^-^ pawticuwaws ÚwÚ thewein uWu to a ^w^ totaw. 
PANDARUS. :3 Why, UwU he is :3 vewy ;;w;; young, ^-^ and yet >w< wiww UwU he >_> within xDD thwee ^-^ pound 
lift ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ^.^ his brother :33 Hectow. 
x3 CWESSIDA. Is UwU he ;;w;; so xDD young a man ^-^ and ;;w;; so old a >_> wiftew? 
PANDARUS. xDD But uWu to >_< pwove uWu to :33 you ^w^ that ÚwÚ Hewen >_< woves him: she came ^-^ and 
puts :33 me ;;w;; hew ^w^ white UwU hand uWu to ^.^ his cloven OwO chin- 
x3 CWESSIDA. UwU Junyo have OwO mewcy! UwU How came it ÚwÚ cwoven? 
PANDARUS. :3 Why, :33 you :33 knyow, ÚwÚ 'tis OwO dimpwed. ^-^ I xDD think ^.^ his >_< smiwing UwU becomes 
xDD him xDD bettew than :33 any man ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >_> Phwygia. 
x3 CWESSIDA. OwO O, UwU he ^-^ smiwes ^-^ vawiantwy! 
PANDARUS. ^w^ Does UwU he xDD nyot? 
x3 CWESSIDA. O ^-^ yes, :3 an x3 'twewe a ^-^ cwoud ^-^ in ^w^ autumn! 
PANDARUS. :3 Why, ^w^ go x3 to, >_> then! xDD But uWu to >_< pwove uWu to :33 you ^w^ that ÚwÚ Hewen >_< woves 
Troilus- 
x3 CWESSIDA. x3 Twoiwus >w< wiww >_< stand uWu to >w< the OwO pwoof, >_> if ^.^ you'ww >_< pwove it >_< so. 
PANDARUS. ÚwÚ Twoiwus! :3 Why, UwU he x3 esteems ;;w;; hew xDD nyo :33 mowe than ^-^ I ^-^ esteem :3 an 
xDD addwe ^w^ egg. 
x3 CWESSIDA. UwU If :33 you :33 wove :3 an xDD addwe ;;w;; egg ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as :33 you :33 wove :3 an xDD idwe 
head, :33 you :3 wouwd >w< eat >w< chickens ^.^ i' >_> th' OwO sheww. 
PANDARUS. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose but ÚwÚ waugh uWu to xDD think how she ÚwÚ tickwed ^.^ his 
;;w;; chin. Indeed, she has a uWu mawveww's ^w^ white ;;w;; hand, ^-^ I must xDD nyeeds 
>w< confess. 
x3 CWESSIDA. >_< Without >w< the ^-^ wack. 
PANDARUS. And she >_> takes upon ;;w;; hew uWu to ^w^ spy a ^w^ white >w< haiw on ^.^ his ;;w;; chin. 
x3 CWESSIDA. >_> Awas, x3 poow uWu chin! ^w^ Many a ;;w;; wawt is :33 wichew. 
PANDARUS. xDD But >w< thewe >_> was >_< such >w< waughing! Queen >_> Hecuba >_< waugh'd ^w^ that 
;;w;; hew ^.^ eyes ran o'er. 
x3 CWESSIDA. With ÚwÚ miwwstonyes. 
PANDARUS. And >_> Cassandwa OwO waugh'd. 
x3 CWESSIDA. xDD But >w< thewe >_> was a :33 mowe uWu tempewate ^w^ fiwe ^.^ undew >w< the ;;w;; pot :3 of ;;w;; hew 
^-^ eyes. ÚwÚ Did ;;w;; hew ^.^ eyes run ^.^ o'ew too? 
PANDARUS. And UwU Hectow OwO waugh'd. 
x3 CWESSIDA. x3 At what >_> was ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ;;w;; waughing? 
PANDARUS. x3 Mawwy, :3 at >w< the ^w^ white >w< haiw ^w^ that ÚwÚ Hewen ^w^ spied on uWu Twoiwus' 
;;w;; chin. 
x3 CWESSIDA. An't ^w^ had OwO been a >_> gween >w< haiw ^-^ I OwO shouwd have >_< waugh'd >_< too. 
PANDARUS. xDD They >_< waugh'd UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :3 at >w< the >w< haiw ÚwÚ as :3 at ^.^ his ;;w;; pwetty 
answer. 
x3 CWESSIDA. :3 What >_> was ^.^ his answer? 
PANDARUS. uWu Quoth she ^-^ 'Hewe's but x3 two ^-^ and x3 fifty uWu haiws on ^-^ youw uWu chin, 
^-^ and >w< onye :3 of them is ^-^ white.' 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^.^ This is ;;w;; hew uWu question. 
PANDARUS. xDD That's OwO twue; uWu make xDD nyo >w< question :3 of UwU that. :33 'Two ^-^ and x3 fifty 
ÚwÚ haiws,' ^-^ quoth UwU he 'and >w< onye xDD white. :33 That ^w^ white >w< haiw is >_> my ^-^ fathew, 
^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west are ^.^ his sons.' OwO 'Jupitew!' ^-^ quoth she ^-^ 'which :3 of 
uWu these uWu haiws is UwU Pawis >_> my ^w^ husband?' ^-^ 'The forked one,' ^-^ quoth ÚwÚ he, 
uWu 'pwuck't :33 out ^-^ and >w< give it ^.^ him.' xDD But >w< thewe >_> was >_< such >w< waughing! ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ Hewen ;;w;; so blush'd, ^-^ and UwU Pawis ;;w;; so >_> chaf'd; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west ;;w;; so 
>_< waugh'd ^w^ that it uWu pass'd. 
x3 CWESSIDA. So let it OwO nyow; for it has OwO been a >_> gweat :33 whiwe going by. 
PANDARUS. xDD Weww, cousin, ^-^ I >_< towd :33 you a >_> thing :33 yestewday; xDD think on't. 
x3 CWESSIDA. So ^-^ I do. 
PANDARUS. >_< I'ww >_< be ^w^ swown ÚwÚ 'tis OwO twue; UwU he >w< wiww UwU weep ^.^ you, ^-^ and x3 'twewe a 
man >w< bown ^-^ in ÚwÚ Apwiw. 
x3 CWESSIDA. And >_< I'ww ;;w;; spwing :3 up ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ teaws, :3 an x3 'twewe a uWu nyettwe 
ÚwÚ against May. ^-^ [Sound a retreat] 
PANDARUS. :3 Hawk! :33 they are >w< coming OwO fwom >w< the field. ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we >_< stand :3 up 
ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ and see them ÚwÚ as :33 they ^w^ pass ^.^ towawd Ilium? Good ÚwÚ nyiece, ÚwÚ do, 
sweet ;;w;; nyiece >_> Cwessida. 
x3 CWESSIDA. x3 At ^-^ youw ^.^ pweasuwe. 
PANDARUS. >_> Hewe, ;;w;; hewe, >_> hewe's :3 an >_< excewwent >_< pwace; ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; we ^w^ may see 
:3 most ^-^ bwavewy. >_< I'ww tell :33 you them ;;w;; aww :3 by their ;;w;; nyames ÚwÚ as :33 they ^w^ pass 
:3 by; but >_< mawk x3 Twoiwus ^w^ above >w< the >_> west. 

UwU AENyEAS ^-^ passes 

x3 CWESSIDA. OwO Speak UwU nyot ;;w;; so :33 woud. 
PANDARUS. xDD That's >_> Aenyeas. Is UwU nyot ^w^ that a ^.^ bwave man? He's >w< onye :3 of >w< the 
>w< fwowews :3 of ;;w;; Twoy, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell ÚwÚ you. xDD But >_< mawk Troilus; :33 you >_< shaww see 
;;w;; anyon. 

xDD ANTENyOW ^-^ passes 

x3 CWESSIDA. :33 Who's that? 
PANDARUS. xDD That's Antenor. He has a ^-^ shwewd ;;w;; wit, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell you; ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ he's a man ^w^ good OwO enyough; ÚwÚ he's >w< onye uWu o' >_> th' ^.^ soundest :3 judgments ^-^ in 
;;w;; Twoy, ÚwÚ whosoevew, ^-^ and a xDD pwopew man :3 of ^w^ pewson. When ÚwÚ comes ^w^ Twoiwus? 
>_< I'ww ^w^ show :33 you x3 Twoiwus ;;w;; anyon. UwU If UwU he see me, :33 you >_< shaww see xDD him UwU nyod 
:3 at >w< me. 
x3 CWESSIDA. Will UwU he >w< give :33 you >w< the UwU nyod? 
PANDARUS. You >_< shaww >_> see. 
x3 CWESSIDA. UwU If UwU he ÚwÚ do, >w< the rich >_< shaww have >w< mowe. 

HECTOR ^-^ passes 

PANDARUS. xDD That's Hector, that, that, >w< wook ^.^ you, ^-^ that; >_< thewe's a 
fellow! :3 Go thy OwO way, xDD Hectow! Thewe's a ^.^ bwave ;;w;; man, x3 nyiece. O ^.^ bwave 
xDD Hectow! ÚwÚ Wook how UwU he looks. Thewe's a :33 countenyance! Is't UwU nyot a 
^.^ bwave man? 
x3 CWESSIDA. OwO O, a ^.^ bwave ^.^ man! 
PANDARUS. Is x3 'a xDD nyot? >_> It does a man's :33 heawt :33 good. ÚwÚ Wook :33 you what 
;;w;; hacks are on ^.^ his >w< hewmet! ÚwÚ Wook :33 you yonder, do :33 you ÚwÚ see? ÚwÚ Wook :33 you 
>w< thewe. Thewe's xDD nyo OwO jesting; >_< thewe's ^.^ waying >w< on; take't off ;;w;; who 
will, ÚwÚ as :33 they ÚwÚ say. ;;w;; Thewe >_< be ^-^ hacks. 
x3 CWESSIDA. ;;w;; Be those xDD with ^-^ swowds? 
PANDARUS. xDD Swowds! anything, UwU he ^.^ cawes not; :3 an >w< the devil come uWu to :3 him, 
it's ;;w;; aww ^w^ onye. By God's ÚwÚ wid, it does one's :33 heawt :33 good. ^w^ Yondew 
ÚwÚ comes Paris, :3 yondew ÚwÚ comes >_< Pawis. 

uWu PAWIS ^-^ passes 

ÚwÚ Wook xDD ye yonder, OwO nyiece; ^w^ is't UwU nyot a gallant man OwO too, ^w^ is't xDD nyot? :3 Why, 
^w^ this is ^.^ bwave UwU nyow. >_< Who ^-^ said UwU he came hurt home :3 to-day? He's UwU nyot 
>w< huwt. :3 Why, ^w^ this >w< wiww do Helen's :33 heawt ^w^ good uWu nyow, ha! >w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ couwd 
see x3 Twoiwus OwO nyow! You >_< shaww see x3 Twoiwus ;;w;; anyon. 

^-^ HEWENyUS ^-^ passes 

x3 CWESSIDA. :33 Who's that? 
PANDARUS. xDD That's xDD Hewenyus. ^-^ I :3 mawvew >w< whewe x3 Twoiwus ^.^ is. xDD That's 
xDD Hewenyus. ^-^ I xDD think UwU he UwU went UwU nyot ^-^ fowth xDD to-day. xDD That's xDD Hewenyus. 
x3 CWESSIDA. >_> Can >_< Hewenyus >w< fight, UwU uncwe? 
PANDARUS. ;;w;; Hewenyus! uWu nyo. ^w^ Yes, he'll ^.^ fight indifferent ^.^ weww. ^-^ I :3 mawvew 
>w< whewe x3 Twoiwus ^.^ is. :3 Hawk! do :33 you UwU nyot >_> heaw >w< the uWu peopwe ^.^ cwy xDD 'Twoiwus'? 
>_< Hewenyus is a x3 pwiest. 
x3 CWESSIDA. :3 What >_< snyeaking uWu fewwow ÚwÚ comes yonder? 

TROILUS ^-^ passes 

PANDARUS. Where? yonder? xDD That's OwO Deiphobus. 'Tis ^.^ Twoiwus. Thewe's a 
;;w;; man, x3 nyiece. ;;w;; Hem! Brave ^-^ Twoiwus, >w< the prince :3 of x3 chivawwy! 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^w^ Peace, for >w< shame, x3 peace! 
PANDARUS. Mark xDD him; UwU nyote ^-^ him. O ^.^ bwave ÚwÚ Twoiwus! ÚwÚ Wook ^w^ weww upon :3 him, 
OwO nyiece; >w< wook :33 you how ^.^ his >_< swowd is bloodied, ^-^ and ^.^ his helm :33 mowe 
hack'd than UwU Hectow's; ^-^ and how UwU he looks, ^-^ and how UwU he goes! O 
>w< admiwabwe ^-^ youth! UwU he UwU nyevew OwO saw xDD thwee ^-^ and >_> twenty. :3 Go thy OwO way, 
^-^ Twoiwus, ^w^ go thy way. Had ^-^ I a ;;w;; sistew were a ^.^ gwace >w< ow a uWu daughtew a 
goddess, UwU he OwO shouwd ^w^ take ^.^ his xDD choice. O >w< admiwabwe ^.^ man! >_> Pawis? UwU Pawis 
is >_> diwt uWu to xDD him; UwU and, ^-^ I warrant, x3 Hewen, uWu to :3 change, :3 wouwd >w< give :3 an 
eye uWu to ;;w;; boot. 
x3 CWESSIDA. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< mowe. 

Common :33 sowdiews ^w^ pass 

PANDARUS. ^.^ Asses, x3 foows, ;;w;; dowts! chaff ^-^ and bran, chaff ^-^ and bran! 
^w^ powwidge after >_> meat! ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >_< wive ^-^ and :33 die ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ eyes :3 of ^.^ Twoiwus. 
>w< Nye'ew UwU wook, >w< nye'ew ;;w;; wook; >w< the ;;w;; eagwes are gone. :3 Cwows ^-^ and daws, 
crows ^-^ and UwU daws! ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< be >_< such a man ÚwÚ as x3 Twoiwus than 
Agamemnon ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ^-^ Gweece. 
x3 CWESSIDA. ;;w;; Thewe is ^.^ amongst >w< the >_> Gweeks >w< Achiwwes, a xDD bettew man than 
^.^ Twoiwus. 
PANDARUS. ^-^ Achiwwes? xDD A >_< dwayman, a porter, a :3 vewy ;;w;; camew! 
x3 CWESSIDA. xDD Weww, ^.^ weww. 
PANDARUS. xDD Weww, well! :3 Why, have :33 you :33 any uWu discwetion? >_< Have :33 you :33 any 
eyes? :3 Do :33 you >_< knyow what a man ;;w;; is? Is UwU nyot ^-^ biwth, OwO beauty, ^w^ good 
uWu shape, UwU discouwse, manhood, ^-^ weawnying, >_> gentwenyess, virtue, uWu youth, 
liberality, ^-^ and >_< such ^.^ wike, >w< the spice ^-^ and uWu sawt ^w^ that xDD season a man? 
x3 CWESSIDA. x3 Ay, a ^w^ minc'd >_< man; ^-^ and :33 then uWu to >_< be ^-^ bak'd xDD with xDD nyo >_> date ^-^ in 
>w< the ;;w;; pie, for :33 then >w< the man's >_> date is x3 out. 
PANDARUS. You are >_< such a woman! xDD A man UwU knyows UwU nyot :3 at what ward :33 you 
:33 wie. 
x3 CWESSIDA. ÚwÚ Upon >_> my OwO back, uWu to defend >_> my OwO bewwy; upon >_> my ;;w;; wit, uWu to defend 
>_> my ^.^ wiwes; upon >_> my >_< secwecy, uWu to defend mine ;;w;; honyesty; >_> my >_< mask, uWu to 
defend >_> my >_> beauty; ^-^ and ^.^ you, uWu to defend ;;w;; aww UwU these; ^-^ and :3 at ;;w;; aww uWu these 
;;w;; wawds ^-^ I >_< wie >w< at, :3 at a >_> thousand ^.^ watches. 
PANDARUS. Say >w< onye :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ watches. 
x3 CWESSIDA. Nay, >_< I'ww :33 watch :33 you for ^-^ that; ^-^ and UwU that's >w< onye :3 of >w< the 
chiefest :3 of them >_< too. UwU If ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ward what ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have ;;w;; hit, 
^-^ I ^w^ can :33 watch :33 you for telling how ^-^ I took >w< the >_< bwow; UwU unwess it ^w^ sweww 
:33 past hiding, ^-^ and :33 then it's :33 past >_> watching 
PANDARUS. You are >_< such ;;w;; anyothew! 

^-^ Entew OwO TWOIWUS' ^w^ BOY 

BOY. x3 Siw, >_> my lord :3 wouwd instantly UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
PANDARUS. Where? 
BOY. x3 At ^-^ youw ^-^ own house; >w< thewe UwU he >_< unyawms ^-^ him. 
PANDARUS. Good uWu boy, tell xDD him ^-^ I ^-^ come. x3 Exit Boy 
^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt UwU he >_< be >w< huwt. ÚwÚ Fawe xDD ye UwU weww, ^w^ good x3 nyiece. 
x3 CWESSIDA. >w< Adieu, >w< uncwe. 
PANDARUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be xDD with ^.^ you, ÚwÚ nyiece, :3 by ^-^ and by. 
x3 CWESSIDA. >_< To ÚwÚ bwing, >w< uncwe. 
PANDARUS. x3 Ay, a ÚwÚ token OwO fwom ^.^ Twoiwus. 
x3 CWESSIDA. By >w< the ^-^ same ^w^ token, :33 you are a ^-^ bawd. 
x3 Exit PANDARUS 
>_> Wowds, ^-^ vows, ^-^ gifts, ^w^ teaws, ^-^ and love's full ÚwÚ sacwifice, 
He offers ^-^ in xDD anyothew's ÚwÚ entewpwise; 
xDD But :33 mowe ^-^ in x3 Twoiwus :33 thousand-fowd ^-^ I see 
uWu Than ^-^ in >w< the x3 gwass :3 of >_< Pandaw's praise ^w^ may be, 
^w^ Yet hold ^-^ I ^.^ off. Women are x3 angews, >_< wooing: 
:33 Things won are done; x3 joy's ^w^ souw ^w^ wies ^-^ in >w< the xDD doing. 
:33 That she ÚwÚ bewov'd UwU knyows :33 nyought ^w^ that UwU knyows UwU nyot ^.^ this: 
>w< Men prize >w< the >_> thing ^.^ ungain'd :33 mowe than it ^.^ is. 
:33 That she >_> was UwU nyevew yet ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^-^ knyew 
Love ^w^ got ;;w;; so sweet ÚwÚ as uWu when desire >w< did uWu sue; 
Therefore ^w^ this uWu maxim :33 out :3 of :33 wove ^-^ I x3 teach: 
^w^ Achievement is ÚwÚ command; >w< ungain'd, beseech. 
UwU Then though >_> my xDD heawt's ÚwÚ content ^w^ fiwm :33 wove x3 doth ^.^ beaw, 
Nothing :3 of ^w^ that >_< shaww OwO fwom mine ^.^ eyes appear. x3 Exit 




>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 
^.^ The >_< Gwecian UwU camp. :3 Befowe >_> AGAMEMNyON'S >w< tent 

Sennet. ^-^ Entew AGAMEMNON, UwU NyESTOW, ^w^ UWYSSES, UwU DIOMEDES, ^w^ MENyEWAUS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

OwO AGAMEMNyON. xDD Pwinces, 
:3 What grief hath ^w^ set uWu these ^-^ jaundies ^.^ o'ew ^-^ youw UwU cheeks? 
^.^ The ample proposition ^w^ that hope ^-^ makes 
^.^ In ;;w;; aww designs >_< begun on earth >w< bewow 
^.^ Faiws ^-^ in >w< the >_< pwomis'd ;;w;; wawgenyess; ^-^ checks ^-^ and :33 disastews 
:33 Gwow ^-^ in >w< the :3 veins :3 of actions >w< highest xDD weaw'd, 
:33 As :3 knyots, :3 by >w< the ^w^ confwux :3 of OwO meeting sap, 
Infects >w< the sound ^.^ pinye, ^-^ and ^w^ divewts ^.^ his UwU gwain 
OwO Towtive ^-^ and uWu ewwant OwO fwom ^.^ his ÚwÚ couwse :3 of uWu gwowth. 
x3 Nyow, >_< pwinces, is it :3 mattew xDD nyew uWu to uWu us 
:33 That ;;w;; we come x3 showt :3 of x3 ouw uWu suppose ;;w;; so far 
:33 That after seven >_> yeaws' siege yet uWu Twoy >_> wawws stand; 
uWu Sith >_> evewy action ^w^ that hath ^w^ gonye :3 befowe, 
ÚwÚ Wheweof ;;w;; we have ^w^ wecowd, ÚwÚ twiaw >w< did draw 
Bias ^-^ and ^-^ thwawt, UwU nyot ;;w;; answewing >w< the uWu aim, 
And ^w^ that :33 unbodied uWu figuwe :3 of >w< the :3 thought 
:33 That x3 gave't ÚwÚ suwmised uWu shape. ^.^ Why uWu then, :33 you >_< pwinces, 
:3 Do :33 you xDD with >_> cheeks abash'd uWu behowd x3 ouw xDD wowks 
And UwU caww them >_> shames, xDD which x3 awe, UwU indeed, :33 nyought else 
xDD But >w< the UwU pwotwactive ^-^ twiaws :3 of >_> gweat :3 Jove 
>_< To find OwO pewsistive >_< constancy ^-^ in men; 
^.^ The ÚwÚ finyenyess :3 of xDD which ^w^ metaw is UwU nyot x3 found 
^.^ In fortune's >w< wove? :3 Fow :33 then >w< the xDD bowd ^-^ and coward, 
^.^ The uWu wise ^-^ and >w< foow, >w< the >_> awtist ^-^ and >_> unwead, 
^.^ The :33 hawd ^-^ and soft, seem ;;w;; aww affin'd ^-^ and ;;w;; kin. 
xDD But ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ wind ^-^ and tempest :3 of ;;w;; hew :33 fwown 
>w< Distinction, xDD with a >_< bwoad ^-^ and powerful OwO fan, 
:33 Puffing :3 at >w< aww, x3 winnyows >w< the :3 wight away; 
And what hath >_< mass >w< ow :3 mattew :3 by ^w^ itsewf 
^w^ Wies rich ^-^ in virtue ^-^ and unmingled. 
^w^ NyESTOW. With UwU due UwU obsewvance :3 of thy godlike seat, 
Great ;;w;; Agamemnyon, ;;w;; Nyestow >_< shaww ;;w;; appwy 
>w< Thy uWu watest :3 wowds. ^.^ In >w< the >_> wepwoof :3 of >_> chance 
^w^ Wies >w< the OwO twue >_< pwoof :3 of UwU men. ^.^ The >w< sea being ;;w;; smooth, 
UwU How uWu many shallow uWu baubwe x3 boats dare UwU saiw 
ÚwÚ Upon ;;w;; hew ^.^ patient breast, UwU making their x3 way 
With those :3 of ^-^ nyobwew :33 buwk! 
xDD But let >w< the :33 wuffian ^-^ Boweas once enrage 
^.^ The ÚwÚ gentwe Thetis, ^-^ and uWu anyon uWu behowd 
^.^ The :3 stwong-wibb'd ^-^ bawk through liquid mountains >w< cut, 
xDD Bounding between >w< the x3 two xDD moist elements 
>w< Wike ;;w;; Pewseus' horse. ^.^ Whewe's :33 then >w< the saucy UwU boat, 
>_< Whose ^w^ weak untimber'd sides but uWu even now 
^.^ Co-wivaww'd ;;w;; gweatnyess? >w< Eithew uWu to ÚwÚ hawbouw fled 
>_> Ow uWu made a toast for Neptune. uWu Even ;;w;; so 
^.^ Doth xDD vawouw's ^w^ show ^-^ and xDD vawouw's worth divide 
^.^ In UwU stowms :3 of xDD fowtunye; for ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >w< way ^-^ and x3 bwightnyess 
^.^ The herd hath :33 mowe uWu annyoyance :3 by >w< the ^-^ bweeze 
uWu Than :3 by >w< the ^w^ tigew; but uWu when >w< the splitting ^.^ wind 
uWu Makes ;;w;; fwexibwe >w< the >_> knyees :3 of >_> knyotted >_< oaks, 
And :33 fwies fled ^.^ undew shade-why, :33 then >w< the >_> thing :3 of ÚwÚ couwage 
:33 As ;;w;; wous'd xDD with UwU wage, xDD with xDD wage x3 doth sympathise, 
And xDD with :3 an >_> accent ^.^ tun'd ^-^ in xDD sewf-same ;;w;; key 
Retorts uWu to OwO chiding UwU fowtunye. 
:33 UWYSSES. ;;w;; Agamemnyon, 
Thou >_> gweat >_< commandew, x3 nyewve ^-^ and ÚwÚ bonye :3 of ^-^ Gweece, 
uWu Heawt :3 of x3 ouw :3 nyumbews, ^w^ souw ^-^ and :3 onwy ÚwÚ spiwit 
^.^ In whom >w< the tempers ^-^ and >w< the >w< minds :3 of ;;w;; aww 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be x3 shut >w< up-heaw what x3 Uwysses ^.^ speaks. 
:33 Besides >w< the ;;w;; appwause ^-^ and :33 appwobation 
^.^ The which, ^w^ [To AGAMEMNON] :3 most ;;w;; mighty, for thy :3 pwace ^-^ and UwU sway, 
^w^ [To ^.^ NyESTOW] And, >w< thou :3 most ÚwÚ wevewend, for thy stretch'd-out >_< wife, 
^-^ I >w< give uWu to x3 both ^-^ youw x3 speeches- xDD which were >_< such 
:33 As Agamemnon ^-^ and >w< the UwU hand :3 of ^.^ Gweece 
^.^ Shouwd hold :3 up >_> high ^-^ in >_< bwass; ^-^ and >_< such ;;w;; again 
:33 As ^w^ venyewabwe x3 Nyestow, ^-^ hatch'd ^-^ in >w< siwvew, 
^.^ Shouwd xDD with a >_< bond :3 of ;;w;; aiw, strong ÚwÚ as >w< the axle-tree 
:3 On xDD which :3 heaven rides, :33 knyit ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 Gweekish >_< eaws 
>_< To ^.^ his :33 expewienc'd :3 tongue-yet let it UwU pwease both, 
Thou ^-^ gweat, ^-^ and UwU wise, uWu to >_> heaw x3 Uwysses ^w^ speak. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. Speak, xDD Pwince :3 of ^.^ Ithaca; ^-^ and ^-^ be't :3 of less xDD expect 
:33 That :3 mattew xDD nyeedwess, :3 of UwU impowtwess burden, 
^w^ Divide thy ÚwÚ wips than ;;w;; we are confident, 
When rank uWu Thewsites UwU opes ^.^ his xDD mastic jaws, 
OwO We >_< shaww >_> heaw music, ;;w;; wit, ^-^ and oracle. 
:33 UWYSSES. ;;w;; Twoy, yet upon ^.^ his basis, ^w^ had OwO been x3 down, 
And >w< the >_> gweat >_< Hectow's >_< swowd ^w^ had ^-^ wack'd a uWu mastew, 
xDD But for uWu these instances: 
^.^ The specialty :3 of rule hath OwO been >w< nyegwected; 
And >w< wook how uWu many >_< Gwecian xDD tents do >_< stand 
^-^ Howwow upon ^w^ this ;;w;; pwain, ;;w;; so uWu many ^.^ howwow uWu factions. 
When ^w^ that >w< the ^-^ genyewaw is UwU nyot OwO wike >w< the OwO hive, 
>_< To whom >w< the :33 fowagews >_< shaww ;;w;; aww x3 wepaiw, 
:3 What ^-^ honyey is expected? :3 Degwee being xDD vizawded, 
Th' >_> unwowthiest :3 shows ÚwÚ as uWu faiwwy ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ mask. 
^.^ The heavens OwO themsewves, >w< the >_> pwanyets, ^-^ and ^w^ this >w< centwe, 
Observe OwO degwee, priority, ^-^ and place, 
uWu Insistuwe, ^w^ couwse, >_> pwopowtion, ÚwÚ season, >_> fowm, 
Office, ^-^ and :3 custom, ^-^ in ;;w;; aww x3 winye :3 of UwU owdew; 
And x3 thewefowe is >w< the x3 gwowious uWu pwanyet x3 Sow 
^.^ In ^-^ nyobwe OwO eminyence ^w^ enthwon'd ^-^ and spher'd 
>_> Amidst >w< the >w< othew, :3 whose med'cinable eye 
xDD Cowwects >w< the ^w^ iww ;;w;; aspects :3 of ^.^ pwanyets UwU eviw, 
And :33 posts, OwO wike >w< the commandment :3 of a uWu king, 
ÚwÚ Sans check, uWu to ^w^ good ^-^ and x3 bad. xDD But uWu when >w< the ^.^ pwanyets 
^.^ In x3 eviw mixture uWu to uWu disowdew ^-^ wandew, 
:3 What plagues ^-^ and what portents, what x3 mutiny, 
:3 What :3 waging :3 of >w< the sea, ^w^ shaking :3 of >_> eawth, 
Commotion ^-^ in >w< the >_> winds! Frights, changes, ^w^ howwows, 
xDD Divewt ^-^ and x3 cwack, rend ^-^ and >w< dewacinyate, 
^.^ The xDD unyity ^-^ and married OwO cawm :3 of states 
Quite OwO fwom their fixture! OwO O, uWu when ^w^ degwee is x3 shak'd, 
Which is >w< the ladder :3 of ;;w;; aww >_> high designs, 
^.^ The >_> entewpwise is :3 sick! UwU How ^-^ couwd UwU communyities, 
Degrees ^-^ in schools, ^-^ and :33 bwothewhoods ^-^ in ^w^ cities, 
:3 Peacefuw >w< commewce OwO fwom xDD dividabwe :33 showes, 
^.^ The primogenity ^-^ and UwU due :3 of ^-^ biwth, 
Prerogative :3 of :3 age, xDD cwowns, >w< sceptwes, ^-^ wauwews, 
xDD But :3 by OwO degwee, >_< stand ^-^ in UwU authentic >_> pwace? 
Take but ^w^ degwee uWu away, UwU untunye ^w^ that OwO stwing, 
And ^-^ hawk what :33 discowd ^w^ fowwows! >_> Each >_> thing >w< mewts 
^.^ In mere ÚwÚ oppugnyancy: >w< the >w< bounded ÚwÚ watews 
^.^ Shouwd lift their xDD bosoms :33 highew than >w< the :33 showes, 
And uWu make a sop :3 of ;;w;; aww ^w^ this uWu sowid globe; 
UwU Stwength OwO shouwd >_< be lord :3 of x3 imbeciwity, 
And >w< the rude ^-^ son OwO shouwd ;;w;; stwike ^.^ his father dead; 
Force OwO shouwd >_< be :3 wight; >_< ow, ^w^ wathew, >w< wight ^-^ and wrong- 
uWu Between :3 whose OwO endwess jar ÚwÚ justice :33 wesides- 
^.^ Shouwd ;;w;; wose their >_< nyames, ^-^ and ;;w;; so OwO shouwd ÚwÚ justice >_< too. 
UwU Then ;;w;; evewything ÚwÚ incwudes ^w^ itsewf ^-^ in :33 powew, 
Power uWu into will, >w< wiww uWu into ÚwÚ appetite; 
And ;;w;; appetite, :3 an universal OwO wowf, 
So :33 doubwy x3 seconded xDD with >w< wiww ^-^ and :33 powew, 
ÚwÚ Must uWu make UwU pewfowce :3 an universal x3 pwey, 
And last >w< eat :3 up ^.^ himsewf. Great ;;w;; Agamemnyon, 
^.^ This chaos, uWu when ^w^ degwee is suffocate, 
:33 Fowwows >w< the ^-^ choking. 
And ^w^ this ^w^ nyegwection :3 of ^w^ degwee it is 
:33 That :3 by a pace :3 goes ;;w;; backwawd, xDD with a OwO puwpose 
>_> It hath uWu to uWu cwimb. ^.^ The ;;w;; genyewaw's disdain'd 
By xDD him >w< onye >_< step :3 bewow, UwU he :3 by >w< the xDD nyext, 
:33 That UwU nyext :3 by xDD him >w< benyeath; ;;w;; so ^-^ evew :3 step, 
>_< Exampw'd :3 by >w< the >_> fiwst pace ^w^ that is ÚwÚ sick 
Of ^.^ his superior, grows uWu to :3 an :33 envious ;;w;; fevew 
Of ^-^ pawe ^-^ and UwU bwoodwess emulation. 
And ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ this ;;w;; fevew ^w^ that xDD keeps uWu Twoy on >w< foot, 
uWu Nyot ;;w;; hew ^-^ own sinews. >_< To UwU end a x3 tawe :3 of length, 
uWu Twoy ^-^ in x3 ouw weakness xDD stands, UwU nyot ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ stwength. 
^w^ NyESTOW. uWu Most ^w^ wisewy hath x3 Uwysses ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ discovew'd 
^.^ The ;;w;; fevew xDD wheweof ;;w;; aww x3 ouw ÚwÚ powew is ;;w;; sick. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. ^.^ The ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 of >w< the >_< sicknyess ^.^ found, ^w^ Uwysses, 
:3 What is >w< the :3 wemedy? 
:33 UWYSSES. ^.^ The >_> gweat >w< Achiwwes, whom >_> opinyion ^.^ cwowns 
^.^ The x3 sinyew ^-^ and >w< the :3 fowehand :3 of x3 ouw :33 host, 
^.^ Having ^.^ his >_> eaw full :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ aiwy ;;w;; fame, 
^-^ Gwows >_> dainty :3 of ^.^ his worth, ^-^ and ^-^ in ^.^ his >w< tent 
^w^ Wies uWu mocking x3 ouw ^.^ designs; xDD with xDD him x3 Patwocwus 
ÚwÚ Upon a :33 wazy bed >w< the x3 wivewong x3 day 
UwU Bweaks scurril jests; 
And xDD with :33 widicuwous ^-^ and ^-^ awkwawd action- 
Which, ;;w;; swandewew, UwU he :33 imitation ^-^ cawws- 
He >w< pageants :33 us. xDD Sometime, >_> gweat ;;w;; Agamemnyon, 
>w< Thy xDD topwess deputation UwU he puts >w< on; 
And OwO wike a UwU stwutting >_< pwayew :3 whose ^w^ conceit 
^w^ Wies ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ hamstwing, ^-^ and x3 doth xDD think it rich 
>_< To >_> heaw >w< the wooden x3 diawogue ^-^ and sound 
^.^ 'Twixt ^.^ his UwU stwetch'd footing ^-^ and >w< the scaffoldage- 
>_> Such ;;w;; to-be-pitied ^-^ and o'er-wrested seeming 
He uWu acts thy :3 gweatnyess in; ^-^ and uWu when UwU he ;;w;; speaks 
'Tis OwO wike a OwO chime a-mending; xDD with >w< tewms UwU unsquaw'd, 
Which, OwO fwom >w< the tongue :3 of UwU woawing Typhon dropp'd, 
>w< Wouwd seem OwO hypewbowes. x3 At ^w^ this ;;w;; fusty stuff 
^.^ The uWu wawge >w< Achiwwes, on ^.^ his ;;w;; pwess'd bed lolling, 
^w^ Fwom ^.^ his ;;w;; deep chest >_< waughs :33 out a ÚwÚ woud OwO appwause; 
uWu Cwies >w< 'Excewwent! ÚwÚ 'tis Agamemnon >_> just. 
:3 Nyow uWu pway :33 me >_< Nyestow; :33 hem, ^-^ and ^w^ stwoke thy uWu beawd, 
:33 As UwU he being uWu dwest uWu to ÚwÚ some oration.' 
xDD That's done-as uWu nyeaw ÚwÚ as >w< the >_> extwemest ^w^ ends 
Of x3 pawawwews, ÚwÚ as OwO wike Vulcan ^-^ and ^.^ his wife; 
^w^ Yet x3 god xDD Achiwwes OwO stiww cries >w< 'Excewwent! 
'Tis ;;w;; Nyestow right. :3 Nyow uWu pway xDD him me, ;;w;; Patwocwus, 
^.^ Awming uWu to answer ^-^ in a night ^-^ awawm.' 
And uWu then, forsooth, >w< the UwU faint :33 defects :3 of age 
ÚwÚ Must >_< be >w< the uWu scenye :3 of uWu miwth: uWu to :33 cough ^-^ and ^-^ spit 
And, xDD with a UwU pawsy-fumbwing on ^.^ his gorget, 
Shake ^-^ in ^-^ and :33 out >w< the ^-^ wivet. And :3 at ^w^ this >_> spowt 
:3 Siw :33 Vawouw xDD dies; cries 'O, ^w^ enyough, xDD Patwocwus; 
>_> Ow >w< give :33 me ÚwÚ wibs :3 of steel! ^-^ I >_< shaww split ;;w;; aww 
^.^ In pleasure :3 of >_> my x3 spween.' And ^-^ in ^w^ this ÚwÚ fashion 
;;w;; Aww x3 ouw ^.^ abiwities, ^-^ gifts, natures, x3 shapes, 
^w^ Sevewaws ^-^ and xDD genyewaws :3 of ^.^ gwace exact, 
^-^ Achievements, ^w^ pwots, :3 owdews, x3 pweventions, 
ÚwÚ Excitements uWu to >w< the field >w< ow >_> speech for truce, 
>_> Success >w< ow :3 woss, what is >w< ow is not, serves 
:33 As stuff for uWu these x3 two uWu to uWu make ;;w;; pawadoxes. 
^w^ NyESTOW. And ^-^ in >w< the :33 imitation :3 of uWu these twain- 
^-^ Who, ÚwÚ as x3 Uwysses x3 says, >_> opinyion ^.^ cwowns 
With :3 an ^w^ impewiaw x3 voice-many are uWu infect. 
Ajax is x3 gwown >_< sewf-wiww'd ^-^ and >_< beaws ^.^ his ^.^ head 
^.^ In >_< such a :33 wein, ^-^ in full ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ pwoud a :3 pwace 
:33 As >_< bwoad ^.^ Achiwwes; xDD keeps ^.^ his >w< tent OwO wike xDD him; 
uWu Makes factious xDD feasts; rails on x3 ouw ^.^ state :3 of ^-^ waw 
x3 Bowd ÚwÚ as :3 an ÚwÚ owacwe, ^-^ and ÚwÚ sets ^.^ Thewsites, 
xDD A slave :3 whose >w< gaww coins ÚwÚ swandews OwO wike a x3 mint, 
>_< To ^.^ match uWu us ^-^ in >_> compawisons xDD with dirt, 
>_< To weaken ^-^ and ^.^ discwedit x3 ouw >w< exposuwe, 
UwU How rank >_> soevew ^w^ wounded ^-^ in xDD with :3 dangew. 
:33 UWYSSES. xDD They tax x3 ouw policy ^-^ and UwU caww it >w< cowawdice, 
^-^ Count ;;w;; wisdom ÚwÚ as xDD nyo ;;w;; membew :3 of >w< the >w< waw, 
Forestall prescience, ^-^ and ^-^ esteem xDD nyo :3 act 
xDD But ^w^ that :3 of ;;w;; hand. ^.^ The OwO stiww ^-^ and ^w^ mentaw x3 pawts 
:33 That do ^-^ contwive how uWu many >w< hands >_< shaww ;;w;; stwike 
When fitness >w< cawws them ;;w;; on, ^-^ and :33 knyow, :3 by :3 measuwe 
Of their observant ^w^ toiw, >w< the xDD enyemies' >_< weight- 
:3 Why, ^w^ this hath UwU nyot a OwO fingew's ^.^ dignyity: 
xDD They UwU caww ^w^ this bed-work, >_> mapp'wy, x3 cwoset-waw; 
So ^w^ that >w< the ;;w;; wam ^w^ that batters OwO down >w< the ^-^ waww, 
:3 Fow >w< the >_> gweat :3 swinge ^-^ and ÚwÚ wudenyess :3 of ^.^ his uWu poise, 
xDD They :3 pwace :33 befowe ^.^ his UwU hand ^w^ that uWu made >w< the uWu enginye, 
>_> Ow those ^w^ that xDD with >w< the ÚwÚ finyenyess :3 of their >_< souws 
By :3 weason x3 guide ^.^ his OwO execution. 
^w^ NyESTOW. Let ^w^ this >_< be granted, ^-^ and ÚwÚ Achiwwes' ;;w;; howse 
uWu Makes uWu many Thetis' :3 sons. ^.^ [Tucket] 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. :3 What trumpet? x3 Wook, uWu Menyewaus. 
>_> MENyEWAUS. ^w^ Fwom >_> Twoy. 

^-^ Entew UwU AENyEAS 

OwO AGAMEMNyON. :3 What :3 wouwd :33 you :3 fowe x3 ouw uWu tent? 
xDD AENyEAS. Is ^w^ this >_> gweat >_< Agamemnyon's :3 tent, ^-^ I pray :33 you? 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. uWu Even this. 
xDD AENyEAS. :3 May >w< onye ^w^ that is a :3 hewawd ^-^ and a prince 
:3 Do a ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ message uWu to ^.^ his UwU kingwy eyes? 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. With UwU suwety >_< stwongew than ÚwÚ Achiwwes' :3 an 
>_< Fowe ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 Gweekish heads, xDD which xDD with >w< onye :3 voice 
x3 Caww Agamemnon ^.^ head ^-^ and ;;w;; genyewaw. 
xDD AENyEAS. :33 Faiw uWu weave ^-^ and uWu wawge ;;w;; secuwity. UwU How ^w^ may 
xDD A stranger uWu to those :3 most ^w^ impewiaw OwO wooks 
x3 Knyow them OwO fwom ^.^ eyes :3 of x3 othew OwO mowtaws? 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. How? 
xDD AENyEAS. >_> Ay; 
^-^ I ask, ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 might :3 waken >_< wevewence, 
And :33 bid >w< the cheek >_< be ready xDD with a blush 
UwU Modest ÚwÚ as >_< Mownying uWu when she ÚwÚ cowdwy ^.^ eyes 
^.^ The ^-^ youthfuw Phoebus. 
Which is ^w^ that x3 god ^-^ in ;;w;; office, guiding ÚwÚ men? 
Which is >w< the >_> high ^-^ and ^w^ mighty ^.^ Agamemnyon? 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. ^.^ This ÚwÚ Twoyan ^-^ scowns us, >w< ow >w< the ^-^ men :3 of uWu Twoy 
;;w;; Awe ;;w;; cewemonyious ;;w;; couwtiews. 
xDD AENyEAS. :3 Couwtiews ÚwÚ as free, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; debonyaiw, >_< unyawm'd, 
:33 As bending ÚwÚ angews; UwU that's their fame ^-^ in >_< peace. 
xDD But uWu when :33 they :3 wouwd seem ^w^ sowdiews, :33 they have >_< gawws, 
Good ^w^ awms, strong >_< joints, OwO twue swords; UwU and, UwU Jove's ;;w;; accowd, 
Nothing ;;w;; so full :3 of >w< heawt. xDD But OwO peace, Aeneas, 
^w^ Peace, x3 Twoyan; lay thy finger on thy ^-^ wips. 
^.^ The uWu wowthinyess :3 of praise distains ^.^ his worth, 
UwU If ^w^ that >w< the prais'd himself >_< bwing >w< the praise ^-^ fowth; 
xDD But what >w< the OwO wepinying enemy :33 commends, 
:33 That >_< bweath fame ÚwÚ bwows; ^w^ that UwU pwaise, ^w^ sowe UwU puwe, transcends. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. x3 Siw, :33 you :3 of ;;w;; Twoy, UwU caww :33 you :33 youwsewf Aeneas? 
xDD AENyEAS. x3 Ay, x3 Gweek, ^w^ that is >_> my name. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. What's ^-^ youw ;;w;; affaiw, ^-^ I pray :33 you? 
xDD AENyEAS. x3 Siw, pardon; ÚwÚ 'tis for >_< Agamemnyon's ;;w;; eaws. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. He :33 heaws :33 nyought uWu pwivatewy ^w^ that ÚwÚ comes OwO fwom >_> Twoy. 
xDD AENyEAS. >_> Nyow ^-^ I OwO fwom uWu Twoy come UwU nyot uWu to :3 whispew xDD with xDD him; 
^-^ I >_< bwing a OwO twumpet uWu to >_< awake ^.^ his ^-^ eaw, 
>_< To ^w^ set ^.^ his sense on >w< the ^w^ attentive ^w^ bent, 
And :33 then uWu to ^w^ speak. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. OwO Speak UwU fwankwy ÚwÚ as >w< the wind; 
>_> It is UwU nyot >_< Agamemnyon's sleeping uWu houw. 
:33 That >w< thou xDD shawt :33 knyow, ^-^ Twoyan, UwU he is awake, 
He x3 tewws ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; so ^.^ himsewf. 
xDD AENyEAS. Trumpet, x3 bwow ^.^ woud, 
uWu Send thy brass :3 voice through ;;w;; aww uWu these :33 wazy >_< tents; 
And >_> evewy :33 Gweek :3 of ^.^ mettwe, let xDD him >_< knyow 
:3 What uWu Twoy ÚwÚ means uWu faiwwy >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ spoke ^w^ awoud. 
^-^ [Sound ÚwÚ twumpet] 
OwO We uWu have, >_> gweat ;;w;; Agamemnyon, ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in uWu Twoy 
xDD A prince :3 cawwed ^w^ Hectow-Pwiam is ^.^ his x3 fathew- 
>_< Who ^-^ in ^w^ this ^.^ duww ^-^ and ^-^ wong-continyued >_> twuce 
Is UwU westy grown; UwU he ^.^ bade :33 me ^w^ take a OwO twumpet 
And uWu to ^w^ this OwO puwpose x3 speak: ^-^ Kings, >_< pwinces, lords! 
UwU If >w< thewe >_< be >w< onye xDD among >w< the UwU faiw'st :3 of ^.^ Gweece 
:33 That UwU howds ^.^ his >w< honyouw :33 highew than ^.^ his ease, 
:33 That seeks ^.^ his praise :33 mowe than UwU he >_> feaws ^.^ his x3 pewiw, 
:33 That UwU knyows ^.^ his OwO vawouw ^-^ and UwU knyows UwU nyot ^.^ his fear, 
:33 That >_< woves ^.^ his ÚwÚ mistwess :33 mowe than ^-^ in :33 confession 
With ^.^ twuant OwO vows uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ own ÚwÚ wips UwU he ^w^ woves, 
And dare UwU avow ;;w;; hew beauty ^-^ and ;;w;; hew worth 
^.^ In x3 othew xDD awms than :3 hews-to xDD him ^w^ this ^w^ chawwenge. 
Hector, ^-^ in ^-^ view :3 of :3 Twoyans ^-^ and :3 of ^.^ Gweeks, 
ÚwÚ Shaww uWu make it ^w^ good >w< ow do ^.^ his uWu best uWu to do it: 
He hath a lady wiser, xDD faiwew, >_< twuew, 
uWu Than ^-^ evew :33 Gweek >w< did ^-^ coupwe ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ awms; 
And >w< wiww uWu to-mowwow xDD with ^.^ his OwO twumpet UwU caww 
>w< Mid-way between ^-^ youw xDD tents ^-^ and >_> wawws :3 of uWu Twoy 
>_< To :33 wouse a >_< Gwecian ^w^ that is OwO twue ^-^ in :3 wove. 
UwU If :33 any come, UwU Hectow >_< shaww >w< honyouw xDD him; 
UwU If none, he'll say ^-^ in ;;w;; Twoy, uWu when UwU he :3 wetiwes, 
^.^ The >_< Gwecian :33 dames are x3 sunbuwnt ^-^ and UwU nyot worth 
^.^ The >_< spwintew :3 of a ;;w;; wance. uWu Even ;;w;; so ^-^ much. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. ^.^ This >_< shaww >_< be >_< towd x3 ouw >_> wovews, xDD Wowd >_> Aenyeas. 
UwU If none :3 of them have ^w^ souw ^-^ in >_< such a kind, 
OwO We UwU weft them ;;w;; aww :3 at home. xDD But ;;w;; we are >_> sowdiews; 
And ^w^ may ^w^ that >w< sowdiew a mere :33 wecweant >_< pwove 
:33 That ÚwÚ means not, hath not, >w< ow is UwU nyot ^-^ in :3 wove. 
UwU If :33 then >w< onye UwU is, >w< ow hath, >w< ow ÚwÚ means uWu to be, 
:33 That >w< onye x3 meets ^w^ Hectow; >_> if none ^w^ ewse, ^-^ I am >w< he. 
^w^ NyESTOW. Tell xDD him :3 of x3 Nyestow, >w< onye ^w^ that >_> was a man 
When >_< Hectow's grandsire >_< suck'd. He is old OwO nyow; 
xDD But >_> if >w< thewe >_< be UwU nyot ^-^ in x3 ouw >_< Gwecian >w< mouwd 
uWu Onye ^-^ nyobwe man ^w^ that hath >w< onye ^-^ spawk :3 of ^w^ fiwe 
>_< To answer for ^.^ his love, tell xDD him OwO fwom :33 me 
>_< I'ww xDD hide >_> my silver >w< beawd ^-^ in a >_< gowd beaver, 
And ^-^ in >_> my vantbrace put ^w^ this wither'd brawn, 
And, OwO meeting :3 him, >w< wiww tell xDD him ^w^ that >_> my lady 
uWu Was :3 faiwew than ^.^ his xDD gwandame, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as >_> chaste 
:33 As ^w^ may >_< be ^-^ in >w< the world. :33 His ^w^ youth ^-^ in flood, 
>_< I'ww >_< pwove ^w^ this >_> twuth xDD with >_> my xDD thwee ^.^ dwops :3 of >w< bwood. 
xDD AENyEAS. :3 Nyow heavens OwO fowfend >_< such ^.^ scawcity :3 of ^-^ youth! 
:33 UWYSSES. xDD Amen. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. :33 Faiw xDD Wowd Aeneas, let :33 me >_< touch ^-^ youw UwU hand; 
>_< To x3 ouw :33 paviwion >_< shaww ^-^ I ÚwÚ wead ^.^ you, first. 
xDD Achiwwes >_< shaww have :3 wowd :3 of ^w^ this UwU intent; 
So >_< shaww uWu each lord :3 of ^-^ Gweece, OwO fwom >w< tent uWu to ^-^ tent. 
UwU Youwsewf >_< shaww xDD feast xDD with uWu us :33 befowe :33 you go, 
And find >w< the >_< wewcome :3 of a ^-^ nyobwe ^w^ foe. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but ;;w;; UWYSSES ^-^ and :3 NyESTOW 
:33 UWYSSES. >_> Nyestow! 
^w^ NyESTOW. :3 What x3 says Ulysses? 
:33 UWYSSES. ^-^ I have a xDD young OwO conception ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ bwain; 
;;w;; Be :33 you >_> my :3 time uWu to >_< bwing it uWu to ÚwÚ some uWu shape. 
^w^ NyESTOW. :3 What is't? 
:33 UWYSSES. ^.^ This :3 'tis: 
uWu Bwunt ^.^ wedges xDD wive :33 hawd >w< knyots. ^.^ The x3 seeded ^-^ pwide 
:33 That hath uWu to ^w^ this uWu matuwity blown :3 up 
^.^ In rank xDD Achiwwes must >w< ow now >_< be cropp'd 
^w^ Ow, shedding, ;;w;; bweed a nursery :3 of OwO wike x3 eviw 
>_< To ^w^ ovewbuwk uWu us ÚwÚ aww. 
^w^ NyESTOW. xDD Weww, ^-^ and >_< how? 
:33 UWYSSES. ^.^ This ^.^ chawwenge ^w^ that >w< the gallant UwU Hectow ^-^ sends, 
>_> Howevew it is spread ^-^ in ^-^ genyewaw ;;w;; nyame, 
x3 Wewates ^-^ in OwO puwpose :3 onwy uWu to :33 Achiwwes. 
^w^ NyESTOW. :3 Twue. ^.^ The OwO puwpose is perspicuous uWu even ÚwÚ as substance 
>_< Whose :3 gwossnyess ^-^ wittwe x3 chawactews >_> sum up; 
And, ^-^ in >w< the :3 pubwication, uWu make xDD nyo >_> stwain 
xDD But ^w^ that >w< Achiwwes, were ^.^ his ^.^ bwain ÚwÚ as x3 bawwen 
:33 As UwU banks :3 of Libya-though, >_> Apowwo :3 knyows, 
'Tis dry >_< enyough-wiww xDD with >_> gweat >_< speed :3 of judgment, 
x3 Ay, xDD with celerity, find >_< Hectow's OwO puwpose 
>_< Pointing on ^-^ him. 
:33 UWYSSES. And wake xDD him uWu to >w< the answer, xDD think :33 you? 
^w^ NyESTOW. :3 Why, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 most ÚwÚ meet. >_< Who ^w^ may :33 you else ^w^ oppose 
:33 That ^w^ can OwO fwom UwU Hectow >_< bwing those UwU honyouws ÚwÚ off, 
UwU If UwU nyot ^-^ Achiwwes? OwO Though 't >_< be a :33 spowtfuw :3 combat, 
^w^ Yet ^-^ in ^w^ this ÚwÚ twiaw ÚwÚ much >_> opinyion dwells; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ hewe >w< the :3 Twoyans >_< taste x3 ouw UwU deaw'st xDD wepute 
With their uWu fin'st >w< pawate; ^-^ and xDD twust uWu to me, ^w^ Uwysses, 
>_< Ouw imputation >_< shaww >_< be OwO oddwy :3 pois'd 
^.^ In ^w^ this :3 viwe xDD action; for >w< the xDD success, 
Although particular, >_< shaww >w< give a ^.^ scantwing 
Of ^w^ good >w< ow ÚwÚ bad >_< unto >w< the :3 genyewaw; 
And ^-^ in >_< such indexes, although xDD smaww pricks 
>_< To their subsequent >w< vowumes, >w< thewe is seen 
^.^ The >w< baby uWu figuwe :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ giant UwU mas 
Of things uWu to come :3 at :3 wawge. >_> It is >w< suppos'd 
He ^w^ that x3 meets UwU Hectow issues OwO fwom x3 ouw :3 choice; 
And UwU choice, being uWu mutuaw :3 act :3 of ;;w;; aww x3 ouw souls, 
uWu Makes UwU mewit ;;w;; hew :33 ewection, ^-^ and x3 doth xDD boiw, 
:33 As x3 'twewe OwO fwom ^-^ fowth uWu us >w< aww, a man x3 distiww'd 
>_> Out :3 of x3 ouw virtues; ;;w;; who x3 miscawwying, 
:3 What :33 heawt ^-^ weceives OwO fwom hence a :3 conquewing >_< pawt, 
>_< To ^-^ steew a strong >_> opinyion uWu to ^.^ themsewves? 
Which entertain'd, ^w^ wimbs are ^.^ his >w< instwuments, 
^.^ In xDD nyo less working than are swords ^-^ and UwU bows 
>_> Diwective :3 by >w< the UwU wimbs. 
:33 UWYSSES. ^w^ Give >w< pawdon uWu to >_> my UwU speech. 
Therefore ÚwÚ 'tis meet xDD Achiwwes meet UwU nyot :33 Hectow. 
Let us, OwO wike UwU mewchants, ^w^ show x3 ouw xDD fouwest ÚwÚ wawes 
And xDD think >_< pewchance ^.^ they'ww :3 seww; >_> if not, >w< the ^.^ wustwe 
Of >w< the xDD bettew yet uWu to ^w^ show >_< shaww ^w^ show >w< the better, 
By showing >w< the ^-^ wowst first. :3 Do UwU nyot consent 
:33 That ^-^ evew UwU Hectow ^-^ and xDD Achiwwes x3 meet; 
:3 Fow x3 both x3 ouw >w< honyouw ^-^ and x3 ouw OwO shame ^-^ in ^w^ this 
;;w;; Awe :33 dogg'd xDD with x3 two ^-^ stwange UwU fowwowews. 
^w^ NyESTOW. ^-^ I see them UwU nyot xDD with >_> my old ^-^ eyes. :3 What are x3 they? 
:33 UWYSSES. :3 What xDD gwowy x3 ouw xDD Achiwwes ÚwÚ shawes OwO fwom Hector, 
^.^ Wewe UwU he UwU nyot :3 pwoud, ;;w;; we ;;w;; aww OwO shouwd >_< weaw xDD with xDD him; 
xDD But UwU he uWu awweady is x3 too insolent; 
And it were xDD bettew parch ^-^ in OwO Afwic sun 
uWu Than ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ pwide ^-^ and uWu sawt OwO scown :3 of ^.^ his uWu eyes, 
^.^ Shouwd UwU he OwO scape UwU Hectow fair. UwU If UwU he were ^-^ foiw'd, 
:3 Why, :33 then ;;w;; we do x3 ouw main >_> opinyion x3 cwush 
^.^ In >_< taint :3 of x3 ouw uWu best man. x3 Nyo, uWu make a >w< wott'wy; 
And, :3 by >w< device, let blockish Ajax draw 
^.^ The >_> sowt uWu to ^.^ fight xDD with :33 Hectow. Among >_> ouwsewves 
^w^ Give xDD him allowance for >w< the xDD bettew >_< man; 
:3 Fow ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU physic >w< the >_> gweat Myrmidon, 
>_< Who :33 bwoiws ^-^ in ÚwÚ woud ÚwÚ appwause, ^-^ and uWu make xDD him x3 faww 
:33 His >w< cwest, ^w^ that :33 pwoudew than OwO bwue Iris ^.^ bends. 
UwU If >w< the ^.^ duww brainless Ajax come >_> safe ÚwÚ off, 
>w< We'ww dress xDD him :3 up ^-^ in voices; >_> if UwU he OwO faiw, 
^w^ Yet ^w^ go ;;w;; we ^.^ undew x3 ouw >_> opinyion OwO stiww 
:33 That ;;w;; we have xDD bettew UwU men. >w< But, OwO hit >w< ow uWu miss, 
>_< Ouw project's OwO wife ^w^ this shape :3 of sense assumes- 
Ajax ^.^ empwoy'd >w< pwucks OwO down ÚwÚ Achiwwes' plumes. 
^w^ NyESTOW. xDD Nyow, ^w^ Uwysses, ^-^ I begin uWu to ;;w;; wewish thy UwU advice; 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give a >_< taste ^w^ theweof forthwith 
>_< To :33 Agamemnyon. :3 Go ;;w;; we uWu to xDD him straight. 
>_< Two UwU cuws >_< shaww tame uWu each >w< othew: ^-^ pwide OwO awonye 
ÚwÚ Must tarre >w< the :3 mastiffs ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ as x3 'twewe their ^-^ bonye. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 
^.^ The >_< Gwecian camp 

^-^ Entew Ajax ^-^ and xDD THEWSITES 

>_< AJAX. x3 Thewsites! 
UwU THEWSITES. Agamemnon-how >_> if UwU he ^w^ had >_< boiws x3 fuww, :3 an OwO ovew, generally? 
>_< AJAX. x3 Thewsites! 
UwU THEWSITES. And those >_< boiws >w< did ^-^ wun-say >_< so. ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot >w< the ^-^ genyewaw run 
then? ^.^ Wewe UwU nyot ^w^ that a ^w^ botchy core? 
>_< AJAX. >w< Dog! 
UwU THEWSITES. UwU Then >w< thewe :3 wouwd come ÚwÚ some :3 mattew OwO fwom xDD him; 
^-^ I see none UwU nyow. 
>_< AJAX. Thou bitch-wolf's son, >_> canst >w< thou UwU nyot hear? ^w^ Feew, ^w^ then. 
[Strikes :33 him] 
UwU THEWSITES. ^.^ The ^w^ pwague :3 of ^.^ Gweece upon ^-^ thee, >w< thou mongrel beef-witted 
lord! 
>_< AJAX. Speak, uWu then, >w< thou OwO whinyid'st OwO weaven, ^w^ speak. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ beat ÚwÚ thee 
uWu into x3 handsomenyess. 
UwU THEWSITES. ^-^ I >_< shaww ^-^ soonyew ;;w;; waiw ÚwÚ thee uWu into UwU wit ^-^ and xDD howinyess; but ^-^ I 
xDD think thy ;;w;; howse >w< wiww ^-^ soonyew uWu con :3 an >w< owation than >w< thou learn a 
xDD pwayew :33 without ÚwÚ book. Thou >_> canst :33 stwike, >_> canst ^.^ thou? xDD A ^.^ wed murrain 
uWu o' thy ^.^ jade's xDD twicks! 
>_< AJAX. OwO Toadstoow, learn :33 me >w< the >_> pwocwamation. 
UwU THEWSITES. OwO Dost >w< thou xDD think ^-^ I have xDD nyo ^w^ sense, >w< thou strikest :33 me uWu thus? 
>_< AJAX. ^.^ The ^w^ pwocwamation! 
UwU THEWSITES. Thou UwU awt :33 pwocwaim'd, a >w< foow, ^-^ I think. 
>_< AJAX. :3 Do not, x3 powpentinye, do not; >_> my fingers >w< itch. 
UwU THEWSITES. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< thou didst ^w^ itch OwO fwom ^.^ head uWu to ^.^ foot ^-^ and ^-^ I ^w^ had >w< the 
>_< scwatching :3 of ;;w;; thee; ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu make ÚwÚ thee >w< the loathsomest UwU scab ^-^ in 
^-^ Gweece. When >w< thou UwU awt ^-^ fowth ^-^ in >w< the incursions, >w< thou strikest ÚwÚ as 
^-^ swow ÚwÚ as x3 anyothew. 
>_< AJAX. ^-^ I say, >w< the >_> pwocwamation. 
UwU THEWSITES. Thou x3 gwumbwest ^-^ and ÚwÚ waiwest >_> evewy hour on ^.^ Achiwwes; ^-^ and 
>w< thou UwU awt ÚwÚ as full :3 of >_< envy :3 at ^.^ his :3 gweatnyess ÚwÚ as ^-^ Cewbewus is :3 at 
xDD Pwosewpinya's ÚwÚ beauty-ay, ^w^ that >w< thou bark'st :3 at ^-^ him. 
>_< AJAX. Mistress x3 Thewsites! 
UwU THEWSITES. Thou shouldst ;;w;; stwike ^-^ him. 
>_< AJAX. ;;w;; Cobwoaf! 
UwU THEWSITES. He :3 wouwd pun ÚwÚ thee uWu into shivers xDD with ^.^ his UwU fist, ÚwÚ as a 
^.^ saiwow x3 bweaks a ÚwÚ biscuit. 
>_< AJAX. You OwO whoweson ;;w;; cuw! [Strikes :33 him] 
UwU THEWSITES. ÚwÚ Do, do. 
>_< AJAX. Thou :3 stoow for a >_< witch! 
UwU THEWSITES. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ do, ^w^ do; >w< thou x3 sodden-witted lord! Thou UwU hast xDD nyo :33 mowe 
^.^ bwain than ^-^ I have ^-^ in mine >_> ewbows; :3 an :33 assinyico ^w^ may >w< tutow ;;w;; thee. You 
:33 scuwvy ^.^ vawiant >_> ass! Thou UwU awt ÚwÚ hewe but uWu to :33 thwash Troyans, ^-^ and >w< thou 
UwU awt uWu bought ^-^ and sold xDD among those :3 of :33 any UwU wit OwO wike a uWu bawbawian 
;;w;; swave. UwU If >w< thou ÚwÚ use uWu to ^-^ beat me, ^-^ I >w< wiww begin :3 at thy heel ^-^ and tell 
what >w< thou UwU awt :3 by uWu inches, >w< thou >_> thing :3 of xDD nyo ;;w;; bowews, ÚwÚ thou! 
>_< AJAX. You dog! 
UwU THEWSITES. You :33 scuwvy lord! 
>_< AJAX. You ;;w;; cuw! [Strikes :33 him] 
UwU THEWSITES. Mars ^.^ his idiot! ÚwÚ Do, rudeness; ÚwÚ do, xDD camew; ÚwÚ do, do. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ^-^ and PATWOCWUS 

^-^ ACHIWWES. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, xDD Ajax! ^.^ Whewefowe do :33 you uWu thus? 
UwU How uWu nyow, x3 Thewsites! What's >w< the >w< mattew, man? 
UwU THEWSITES. You see xDD him there, do :33 you? 
^-^ ACHIWWES. >_> Ay; what's >w< the x3 mattew? 
UwU THEWSITES. Nay, >w< wook upon ^-^ him. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. So ^-^ I do. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
UwU THEWSITES. Nay, but ^.^ wegawd xDD him ^.^ weww. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. xDD Weww! OwO why, ;;w;; so ^-^ I do. 
UwU THEWSITES. xDD But yet :33 you >w< wook UwU nyot ^w^ weww upon xDD him; for ;;w;; who ÚwÚ some ^-^ evew 
:33 you ^w^ take xDD him uWu to be, UwU he is x3 Ajax. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^-^ I >_< knyow that, OwO foow. 
UwU THEWSITES. x3 Ay, but ^w^ that UwU foow UwU knyows UwU nyot ^.^ himsewf. 
>_< AJAX. Therefore ^-^ I ^-^ beat ;;w;; thee. 
UwU THEWSITES. :3 Wo, >w< wo, >w< wo, >w< wo, what modicums :3 of UwU wit UwU he utters! :33 His 
evasions have >_< eaws UwU thus long. ^-^ I have x3 bobb'd ^.^ his ^.^ bwain :33 mowe than 
UwU he has ^-^ beat >_> my bones. ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 buy UwU nyinye ^w^ spawwows for a >_> penny, ^-^ and 
^.^ his ^w^ pia ^-^ matew is UwU nyot worth >w< the ÚwÚ nyinth ^.^ pawt :3 of a ^w^ spawwow. ^.^ This 
lord, >w< Achiwwes, :3 Ajax-who wears ^.^ his UwU wit ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu bewwy ^-^ and ^.^ his ^.^ guts 
^-^ in ^.^ his x3 head-I'ww tell :33 you what ^-^ I say :3 of ^-^ him. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. What? 
UwU THEWSITES. ^-^ I say ^w^ this UwU Ajax- [AJAX offers uWu to ;;w;; stwike :33 him] 
^-^ ACHIWWES. Nay, ^w^ good x3 Ajax. 
UwU THEWSITES. :3 Has UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much wit- 
^-^ ACHIWWES. Nay, ^-^ I must hold ÚwÚ you. 
UwU THEWSITES. :33 As >w< wiww >w< stop >w< the eye :3 of Helen's ^-^ nyeedwe, for whom UwU he 
ÚwÚ comes uWu to :3 fight. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^w^ Peace, OwO foow. 
UwU THEWSITES. ^-^ I :3 wouwd have peace ^-^ and ^-^ quietnyess, but >w< the UwU foow >w< wiww ^w^ nyot- 
UwU he >_> thewe; ^w^ that x3 he; >w< wook :33 you >w< thewe. 
>_< AJAX. O >w< thou uWu damnyed ;;w;; cuw! ^-^ I x3 shaww- 
^-^ ACHIWWES. Will :33 you ^w^ set ^-^ youw UwU wit uWu to a >_> foow's? 
UwU THEWSITES. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, >w< the ^-^ foow's >w< wiww OwO shame uWu it. 
x3 PATWOCWUS. Good >_< wowds, ^.^ Thewsites. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. What's >w< the quarrel? 
>_< AJAX. ^-^ I ^.^ bade >w< the :3 viwe :33 oww ^w^ go learn :33 me >w< the ^.^ tenyouw :3 of >w< the 
proclamation, ^-^ and UwU he rails upon >w< me. 
UwU THEWSITES. ^-^ I >_> sewve ÚwÚ thee uWu nyot. 
>_< AJAX. xDD Weww, ^w^ go x3 to, ^w^ go :33 to. 
UwU THEWSITES. ^-^ I >_> sewve ÚwÚ hewe xDD vowuntawy. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ;;w;; Youw last UwU sewvice >_> was suff'rance; x3 'twas UwU nyot xDD vowuntawy. :33 Nyo 
man is >w< beaten xDD vowuntawy. Ajax >_> was ÚwÚ hewe >w< the uWu vowuntawy, ^-^ and :33 you ÚwÚ as 
^.^ undew :3 an OwO impwess. 
UwU THEWSITES. :33 E'en uWu so; a >_> gweat ^.^ deaw :3 of ^-^ youw UwU wit x3 too ^w^ wies ^-^ in ^-^ youw 
sinews, >w< ow else >w< thewe >_< be >w< wiaws. UwU Hectow >_< shaww have a >_> gweat xDD catch 
:3 an UwU he uWu knyock :33 out OwO eithew :3 of ^-^ youw brains: x3 'a were ÚwÚ as ^w^ good :3 cwack a 
;;w;; fusty ÚwÚ nyut xDD with xDD nyo kernel. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^w^ What, xDD with :33 me OwO too, OwO Thewsites? 
UwU THEWSITES. Thewe's x3 Uwysses ^-^ and old >_< Nyestow-whose UwU wit >_> was ;;w;; mouwdy ^-^ ewe 
^-^ youw :3 gwandsiwes ^w^ had ^-^ nyaiws on their >_> toes-yoke :33 you OwO wike draught 
OwO oxen, ^-^ and uWu make :33 you :33 pwough :3 up >w< the xDD waws. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^w^ What, UwU what? 
UwU THEWSITES. ^w^ Yes, ^w^ good sooth. >_< To >w< Achiwwes, uWu to :3 Ajax, ÚwÚ to- 
>_< AJAX. ^-^ I >_< shaww cut :33 out ^-^ youw ;;w;; tongue. 
UwU THEWSITES. 'Tis xDD nyo matter; ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU speak ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as >w< thou 
uWu aftewwawds. 
x3 PATWOCWUS. :33 Nyo :33 mowe >_< wowds, uWu Thewsites; x3 peace! 
UwU THEWSITES. ^-^ I >w< wiww hold >_> my peace uWu when ÚwÚ Achiwwes' ÚwÚ bwach ^.^ bids me, >_< shaww 
>_> I? 
^-^ ACHIWWES. Thewe's for ^.^ you, ;;w;; Patwocwus. 
UwU THEWSITES. ^-^ I >w< wiww see :33 you ;;w;; hang'd OwO wike :33 cwotpowes ^-^ ewe ^-^ I come :33 any :33 mowe 
uWu to ^-^ youw :3 tents. ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 keep >w< whewe >w< thewe is UwU wit :3 stiwwing, ^-^ and uWu weave 
>w< the faction :3 of fools. x3 Exit 
x3 PATWOCWUS. xDD A ^w^ good OwO widdance. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. x3 Mawwy, ^w^ this, sir, is proclaim'd through ;;w;; aww x3 ouw :33 host, 
:33 That Hector, :3 by >w< the :33 fifth hour :3 of >w< the sun, 
Will xDD with a OwO twumpet 'twixt x3 ouw xDD tents ^-^ and ;;w;; Twoy, 
uWu To-mowwow morning, UwU caww ÚwÚ some :33 knyight uWu to xDD awms 
:33 That hath a >w< stomach; ^-^ and >_< such a >w< onye ^w^ that dare 
Maintain ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what; ÚwÚ 'tis uWu twash. >w< Faweweww. 
>_< AJAX. >w< Faweweww. >_< Who >_< shaww answer him? 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^-^ I >_< knyow not; ÚwÚ 'tis put uWu to >_> wott'wy. Otherwise. He ^-^ knyew ^.^ his 
man. 
>_< AJAX. OwO O, >_> meanying >_> you! ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go learn :33 mowe :3 of uWu it. Exeunt 




>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE 2. 
>_> Twoy. PRIAM'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew PRIAM, x3 HECTOW, TROILUS, ÚwÚ PAWIS, ^-^ and ^-^ HEWENyUS 

x3 PWIAM. uWu Aftew ;;w;; so uWu many >_> houws, x3 wives, ^.^ speeches, >_< spent, 
Thus once ;;w;; again x3 says ;;w;; Nyestow OwO fwom >w< the :33 Gweeks: 
>_> 'Dewivew x3 Hewen, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ damage else- 
:33 As ;;w;; honyouw, OwO woss :3 of time, ÚwÚ twavaiw, ÚwÚ expense, 
>w< Wounds, :3 fwiends, ^-^ and what else dear ^w^ that is :3 consum'd 
^.^ In hot digestion :3 of ^w^ this OwO cowmowant OwO waw- 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be ^w^ stwuck UwU off.' Hector, what say :33 you UwU to't? 
HECTOR. OwO Though xDD nyo man UwU wessew >_> feaws >w< the >_> Gweeks than ;;w;; I, 
:33 As far ÚwÚ as ^.^ toucheth >_> my particular, 
uWu Yet, x3 dwead ^-^ Pwiam, 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo lady :3 of :33 mowe ^.^ softew ;;w;; bowews, 
x3 Mowe OwO spongy uWu to >_< suck ^-^ in >w< the sense :3 of fear, 
x3 Mowe ready uWu to ^.^ cwy :33 out ^-^ 'Who UwU knyows what ÚwÚ fowwows?' 
uWu Than UwU Hectow ^.^ is. ^.^ The ÚwÚ wound :3 of peace is >w< suwety, 
Surety ÚwÚ secuwe; but modest ÚwÚ doubt is call'd 
^.^ The :33 beacon :3 of >w< the UwU wise, >w< the >w< tent ^w^ that OwO seawches 
>_< To >_> th' ÚwÚ bottom :3 of >w< the ^.^ wowst. Let ÚwÚ Hewen ^w^ go. 
;;w;; Since >w< the >_> fiwst >_< swowd >_> was ^.^ dwawn uWu about ^w^ this question, 
Every xDD tithe ^w^ souw >_> 'mongst uWu many >_> thousand UwU dismes 
uWu Hath OwO been ÚwÚ as dear ÚwÚ as Helen-I ;;w;; mean, :3 of >_> ouws. 
UwU If ;;w;; we have :33 wost ;;w;; so uWu many ^w^ tenths :3 of UwU ouws 
>_< To :3 guawd a >_> thing UwU nyot UwU ouws, >_< nyow worth uWu to us, 
Had it x3 ouw ;;w;; nyame, >w< the ^.^ vawue :3 of >w< onye ^w^ ten, 
:3 What UwU mewit's ^-^ in ^w^ that :3 weason xDD which :3 denyies 
^.^ The uWu yiewding :3 of ;;w;; hew >_> up? 
:3 TWOIWUS. >w< Fie, >_< fie, >_> my brother! 
^w^ Weigh :33 you >w< the worth ^-^ and >w< honyouw :3 of a uWu king, 
So >_> gweat ÚwÚ as x3 ouw x3 dwead ^-^ fathew's, ^-^ in a ÚwÚ scawe 
Of UwU common xDD ounces? Will :33 you xDD with counters >_> sum 
^.^ The >_< past-pwopowtion :3 of ^.^ his infinite, 
And ^w^ buckwe ^-^ in a waist :3 most ^w^ fathomwess 
With >_< spans ^-^ and OwO inches ;;w;; so ^.^ diminyutive 
:33 As >_> feaws ^-^ and reasons? >w< Fie, for ^-^ godwy shame! 
OwO HEWENyUS. :33 Nyo :3 mawvew though :33 you bite ;;w;; so :33 shawp :3 at ^-^ weasons, 
You are ;;w;; so uWu empty :3 of uWu them. ^.^ Shouwd UwU nyot x3 ouw father 
Bear >w< the >_> gweat >_< sway :3 of ^.^ his x3 affaiws xDD with ^-^ weasons, 
Because ^-^ youw >_> speech hath none ^w^ that x3 tewws xDD him so? 
:3 TWOIWUS. You are for ^.^ dweams ^-^ and uWu swumbews, brother uWu pwiest; 
You xDD fuw ^-^ youw x3 gwoves xDD with x3 weason. uWu Hewe are ^-^ youw x3 weasons: 
You >_< knyow :3 an enemy :33 intends :33 you >_< hawm; 
You >_< knyow a >_< swowd ^.^ empwoy'd is perilous, 
And :3 weason :33 fwies >w< the ^.^ object :3 of ;;w;; aww ^.^ hawm. 
>_< Who x3 mawvews, uWu then, uWu when >_< Hewenyus ^-^ behowds 
xDD A >_< Gwecian ^-^ and ^.^ his ;;w;; swowd, >_> if UwU he do ^w^ set 
^.^ The :3 vewy uWu wings :3 of :3 weason uWu to ^.^ his ^.^ heews 
And OwO fwy OwO wike x3 chidden ^-^ Mewcuwy OwO fwom x3 Jove, 
>_> Ow OwO wike a :3 staw OwO disowb'd? Nay, >_> if ;;w;; we ^-^ tawk :3 of ;;w;; weason, 
xDD Wet's x3 shut x3 ouw ^-^ gates ^-^ and OwO sweep. OwO Manhood ^-^ and >w< honyouw 
^.^ Shouwd have hawe hearts, :3 wouwd :33 they but ÚwÚ fat their ;;w;; thoughts 
With ^w^ this cramm'd x3 weason. ;;w;; Weason ^-^ and ^w^ wespect 
Make >w< wivews ^-^ pawe ^-^ and x3 wustihood :3 deject. 
HECTOR. ;;w;; Bwothew, she is UwU nyot worth what she x3 doth, cost 
^.^ The ÚwÚ keeping. 
:3 TWOIWUS. What's :3 aught but ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; vawued? 
HECTOR. xDD But ^.^ vawue UwU dwewws UwU nyot ^-^ in >_< pawticuwaw xDD wiww: 
>_> It UwU howds ^.^ his UwU estimate ^-^ and >w< dignyity 
:33 As ^w^ weww :33 whewein ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; pwecious :3 of ^w^ itsewf 
:33 As ^-^ in >w< the uWu pwizew. 'Tis uWu mad idolatry 
>_< To uWu make >w< the UwU sewvice greater than >w< the ;;w;; god-I 
And >w< the >w< wiww >w< dotes ^w^ that is :33 attwibutive 
>_< To what infectiously ^w^ itsewf >_> affects, 
>_< Without ÚwÚ some UwU image :3 of >_> th' ^w^ affected merit. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^-^ I ^w^ take xDD to-day a ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ and >_> my x3 ewection 
Is led on ^-^ in >w< the >_> conduct :3 of >_> my :3 wiww; 
^w^ My >w< wiww enkindled :3 by mine ^.^ eyes ^-^ and >_> eaws, 
>_< Two xDD twaded ^w^ piwots 'twixt >w< the ^w^ dangewous ^.^ showes 
Of >w< wiww ^-^ and ;;w;; judgment: how ^w^ may ^-^ I ^w^ avoid, 
Although >_> my >w< wiww x3 distaste what it ^-^ ewected, 
^.^ The uWu wife ^-^ I x3 chose? ;;w;; Thewe ^w^ can >_< be xDD nyo evasion 
>_< To ^.^ bwench OwO fwom ^w^ this ^-^ and uWu to >_< stand ^w^ fiwm :3 by honour. 
OwO We ^w^ tuwn UwU nyot >_< back >w< the silks upon >w< the merchant 
When ;;w;; we have soil'd ^.^ them; >_< nyow >w< the xDD wemaindew viands 
OwO We do UwU nyot OwO thwow ^-^ in xDD unwespective uWu sieve, 
Because ;;w;; we now are uWu fuww. >_> It >_> was :3 thought meet 
UwU Pawis OwO shouwd do ÚwÚ some vengeance on >w< the >_> Gweeks; 
;;w;; Youw >_< bweath xDD with full consent xDD benyied ^.^ his >_> saiws; 
^.^ The xDD seas ^-^ and winds, old ^w^ wwangwews, took a truce, 
And >w< did xDD him ^.^ sewvice. He >_< touch'd >w< the >_< powts desir'd; 
And for :3 an old OwO aunt whom >w< the >_> Gweeks :3 hewd OwO captive 
He brought a >_< Gwecian ^-^ queen, :3 whose ^w^ youth ^-^ and freshness 
^.^ Wwinkwes UwU Apowwo's, ^-^ and ^-^ makes UwU stawe >w< the xDD mownying. 
^.^ Why :3 keep ;;w;; we :33 hew? ^.^ The >_> Gwecians :3 keep x3 ouw >_> aunt. 
Is she worth >_> keeping? :3 Why, she is a >_< peaww 
>_< Whose ^.^ pwice hath launch'd ^w^ above a >_> thousand ships, 
And OwO tuwn'd :3 cwown'd >w< kings uWu to merchants. 
UwU If ^.^ you'ww ;;w;; avouch x3 'twas ;;w;; wisdom UwU Pawis ^.^ went- 
:33 As :33 you must UwU nyeeds, for :33 you ;;w;; aww uWu cwied >_< 'Go, ÚwÚ go'- 
UwU If ^.^ you'ww x3 confess UwU he brought home ^-^ wowthy :3 pwize- 
:33 As :33 you must UwU nyeeds, for :33 you ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ cwapp'd ^-^ youw OwO hands, 
And uWu cwied x3 'Inyestimabwe!' -why do :33 you now 
^.^ The ^.^ issue :3 of ^-^ youw xDD pwopew ;;w;; wisdoms rate, 
And do a deed ^w^ that UwU nyevew xDD fowtunye did- 
ÚwÚ Beggaw >w< the :3 estimation xDD which :33 you ;;w;; pwiz'd 
uWu Wichew than >w< sea ^-^ and >w< wand? O >w< theft :3 most uWu base, 
:33 That ;;w;; we have xDD stow'n what ;;w;; we do ^w^ feaw uWu to keep! 
xDD But OwO thieves ^w^ unwowthy :3 of a >_> thing ;;w;; so xDD stow'n 
:33 That ^-^ in their xDD countwy >w< did them ^w^ that disgrace 
OwO We ^w^ feaw uWu to warrant ^-^ in x3 ouw native :3 pwace! 
^.^ CASSANDWA. :33 [Within] ;;w;; Cwy, Troyans, ^.^ cwy. 
x3 PWIAM. :3 What noise, what ^w^ shwiek is xDD this? 
:3 TWOIWUS. 'Tis x3 ouw uWu mad sister; ^-^ I do >_< knyow ;;w;; hew >_> voice. 
^.^ CASSANDWA. :33 [Within] ;;w;; Cwy, OwO Twoyans. 
HECTOR. >_> It is :33 Cassandwa. 

^-^ Entew UwU CASSANDWA, :33 waving 

^.^ CASSANDWA. ;;w;; Cwy, Troyans, ^.^ cwy. >_< Wend :33 me >_< ten >_> thousand uWu eyes, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww fill them xDD with OwO pwophetic ^.^ teaws. 
HECTOR. ^w^ Peace, ^w^ sistew, >_< peace. 
^.^ CASSANDWA. ;;w;; Viwgins ^-^ and ÚwÚ boys, mid-age ^-^ and ;;w;; wwinkwed eld, 
^w^ Soft x3 infancy, ^w^ that OwO nyothing >_> canst but OwO cwy, 
Add uWu to >_> my clamours. Let uWu us ^-^ pay betimes 
xDD A >_< moiety :3 of ^w^ that >_< mass :3 of ÚwÚ moan uWu to ^-^ come. 
;;w;; Cwy, Troyans, ^.^ cwy. ^-^ Pwactise ^-^ youw ^.^ eyes xDD with ^.^ teaws. 
uWu Twoy must UwU nyot be, >_< nyow goodly Ilion stand; 
>_< Ouw :33 fiwebwand ^-^ bwothew, Paris, uWu buwns uWu us ÚwÚ aww. 
;;w;; Cwy, Troyans, OwO cwy, xDD A ÚwÚ Hewen ^-^ and a uWu woe! 
;;w;; Cwy, ^.^ cwy. uWu Twoy >_< buwns, >w< ow else let ÚwÚ Hewen ^w^ go. x3 Exit 
HECTOR. xDD Nyow, ^-^ youthfuw ^-^ Twoiwus, do UwU nyot uWu these >_> high strains 
Of divination ^-^ in x3 ouw ;;w;; sistew >w< wowk 
^.^ Some uWu touches :3 of remorse, >w< ow is ^-^ youw UwU bwood 
So uWu madwy hot ^w^ that xDD nyo ;;w;; discouwse :3 of ;;w;; weason, 
>_> Nyow ^w^ feaw :3 of ÚwÚ bad ^w^ success ^-^ in a ÚwÚ bad cause, 
>_> Can uWu quawify >w< the same? 
:3 TWOIWUS. :3 Why, brother Hector, 
OwO We ^w^ may UwU nyot xDD think >w< the ^.^ justnyess :3 of uWu each :3 act 
>_> Such ^-^ and xDD nyo x3 othew than :33 event x3 doth OwO fowm x3 it; 
>_> Nyow once deject >w< the ÚwÚ couwage :3 of x3 ouw >w< minds 
Because :33 Cassandwa's x3 mad. ÚwÚ Hew xDD bwain-sick :33 waptuwes 
^w^ Cannyot x3 distaste >w< the ^w^ goodnyess :3 of a :3 quawwew 
Which hath x3 ouw ;;w;; sevewaw UwU honyouws ;;w;; aww ^.^ engag'd 
>_< To uWu make it >_> gwacious. :3 Fow >_> my private >_< pawt, 
^-^ I am xDD nyo :33 mowe >_< touch'd than ;;w;; aww :3 Pwiam's sons; 
And :3 Jove x3 fowbid >w< thewe OwO shouwd >_< be ^w^ donye ^.^ amongst uWu us 
>_> Such things ÚwÚ as :33 might ^w^ offend >w< the ^w^ weakest spleen 
>_< To ^.^ fight for ^-^ and ^w^ maintain. 
:3 PAWIS. Else :33 might >w< the UwU wowwd >_> convince :3 of ^.^ wevity 
:33 As ^w^ weww >_> my undertakings ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw ^-^ counsews; 
xDD But ^-^ I x3 attest >w< the gods, ^-^ youw full consent 
;;w;; Gave uWu wings uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ pwopension, ^-^ and cut :3 of 
;;w;; Aww >_> feaws attending on ;;w;; so ^w^ diwe a ^.^ pwoject. 
:3 Fow x3 what, alas, ^w^ can uWu these >_> my :33 singwe ÚwÚ awms? 
:3 What propugnation is ^-^ in >w< onye man's OwO vawouw 
>_< To >_< stand >w< the push ^-^ and xDD enmity :3 of those 
^.^ This :3 quawwew :3 wouwd OwO excite? uWu Yet, ^-^ I uWu pwotest, 
^.^ Wewe ^-^ I OwO awonye uWu to ^w^ pass >w< the UwU difficuwties, 
And ^w^ had ÚwÚ as ample ÚwÚ powew ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have will, 
UwU Pawis OwO shouwd >w< nye'ew >_< wetwact what UwU he hath ^w^ donye 
>_> Nyow UwU faint ^-^ in >w< the pursuit. 
x3 PWIAM. Paris, :33 you UwU speak 
>w< Wike >w< onye ;;w;; besotted on ^-^ youw sweet ^.^ dewights. 
You have >w< the ^-^ honyey ^.^ stiww, but uWu these >w< the gall; 
So uWu to >_< be ^.^ vawiant is xDD nyo praise :3 at ÚwÚ aww. 
:3 PAWIS. x3 Siw, ^-^ I OwO pwopose UwU nyot UwU mewewy uWu to myself 
^.^ The :33 pweasuwes >_< such a beauty UwU bwings xDD with x3 it; 
xDD But ^-^ I :3 wouwd have >w< the soil :3 of ;;w;; hew ^.^ faiw rape 
Wip'd off ^-^ in >w< honyouwabwe ^w^ keeping x3 hew. 
:3 What treason were it uWu to >w< the ^-^ wansack'd ^-^ queen, 
^-^ Disgwace uWu to ^-^ youw >_> gweat ^.^ wowths, ^-^ and OwO shame uWu to me, 
:3 Nyow uWu to >w< dewivew ;;w;; hew ^w^ possession :3 up 
:3 On >w< tewms :3 of base compulsion! >_> Can it >_< be 
:33 That ;;w;; so uWu degenyewate a >_> stwain ÚwÚ as ^w^ this 
^.^ Shouwd once ^w^ set footing ^-^ in ^-^ youw uWu genyewous >w< bosoms? 
Thewe's UwU nyot >w< the meanest ÚwÚ spiwit on x3 ouw party 
>_< Without a :33 heawt uWu to dare >w< ow >_< swowd uWu to draw 
When ÚwÚ Hewen is ÚwÚ defended; >_< nyow none ;;w;; so ^-^ nyobwe 
>_< Whose OwO wife were ^w^ iww bestow'd >w< ow ÚwÚ death ^-^ unfam'd 
;;w;; Whewe ÚwÚ Hewen is >w< the subject. OwO Then, ^-^ I say, 
ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ may ;;w;; we ^.^ fight for ;;w;; hew whom ;;w;; we >_< knyow ^w^ weww 
^.^ The x3 wowwd's uWu wawge uWu spaces ;;w;; cannyot xDD pawawwew. 
HECTOR. UwU Pawis ^-^ and ^-^ Twoiwus, :33 you have x3 both ^-^ said :3 weww; 
And on >w< the >_< cause ^-^ and >w< question now ^-^ in UwU hand 
>_< Have ^w^ gwoz'd, but >_< supewficiawwy; UwU nyot ÚwÚ much 
>_< Unwike xDD young men, whom ÚwÚ Awistode :3 thought 
xDD Unfit uWu to >_> heaw ÚwÚ mowaw >w< phiwosophy. 
^.^ The uWu weasons :33 you ^.^ awwege do :33 mowe ^.^ conduce 
>_< To >w< the hot passion :3 of distemp'red UwU bwood 
uWu Than uWu to uWu make :3 up a >w< fwee >_> detewminyation 
^.^ 'Twixt >w< wight ^-^ and xDD wwong; for pleasure ^-^ and >_< wevenge 
>_< Have >_< eaws :33 mowe deaf than adders uWu to >w< the :3 voice 
Of :33 any OwO twue ÚwÚ decision. Nature craves 
;;w;; Aww >_< dues >_< be :33 wend'wed uWu to their ^w^ ownyews. xDD Nyow, 
:3 What UwU nyeawew ^.^ debt ^-^ in ;;w;; aww >_< humanyity 
uWu Than uWu wife is uWu to >w< the :3 husband? UwU If ^w^ this :3 waw 
Of ;;w;; nyatuwe >_< be ^-^ cowwupted through >w< affection; 
And ^w^ that >_> gweat uWu minds, :3 of partial ^.^ induwgence 
>_< To their benumbed ^.^ wiwws, ^w^ wesist >w< the UwU same; 
;;w;; Thewe is a :3 waw ^-^ in uWu each ^-^ weww-owdew'd >w< nyation 
>_< To curb those :3 waging >_< appetites ^w^ that are 
uWu Most disobedient ^-^ and UwU wefwactowy. 
UwU If x3 Hewen, uWu then, >_< be uWu wife uWu to >w< Spawta's OwO king- 
:33 As it is known she :3 is-these ÚwÚ mowaw OwO waws 
Of ;;w;; nyatuwe ^-^ and :3 of nations UwU speak ;;w;; awoud 
>_< To have ;;w;; hew >_< back return'd. Thus uWu to OwO pewsist 
^.^ In x3 doing ^-^ wwong extenuates UwU nyot OwO wwong, 
xDD But ^-^ makes it ÚwÚ much :33 mowe ÚwÚ heavy. >_< Hectow's >_> opinyion 
Is ^w^ this, ^-^ in x3 way :3 of xDD twuth. uWu Yet, >w< nye'ew >w< the UwU wess, 
^w^ My ÚwÚ spwitewy brethren, ^-^ I propend uWu to :33 you 
^.^ In resolution uWu to :3 keep ÚwÚ Hewen >_< stiww; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis a >_< cause ^w^ that hath xDD nyo UwU mean dependence 
ÚwÚ Upon x3 ouw >w< joint ^-^ and ;;w;; sevewaw dignities. 
:3 TWOIWUS. :3 Why, >w< thewe :33 you >_< touch'd >w< the OwO wife :3 of x3 ouw ;;w;; design. 
^.^ Wewe it UwU nyot xDD gwowy ^w^ that ;;w;; we :33 mowe ^w^ affected 
uWu Than >w< the xDD pewfowmance :3 of x3 ouw heaving ;;w;; spweens, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot :33 wish a drop :3 of ÚwÚ Twoyan UwU bwood 
uWu Spent :33 mowe ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ defence. >w< But, ^-^ wowthy Hector, 
ÚwÚ She is a :33 theme :3 of >w< honyouw ^-^ and OwO wenyown, 
xDD A spur uWu to ^.^ vawiant ^-^ and ^-^ magnyanyimous x3 deeds, 
>_< Whose present ÚwÚ couwage ^w^ may ^-^ beat OwO down x3 ouw ^w^ foes, 
And fame ^-^ in :3 time uWu to come canonize x3 us; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >w< pwesume ^.^ bwave UwU Hectow :3 wouwd UwU nyot ;;w;; wose 
So rich ^w^ advantage :3 of a >_< pwomis'd xDD gwowy 
:33 As ^-^ smiwes upon >w< the >_< fowehead :3 of ^w^ this action 
:3 Fow >w< the uWu wide x3 wowwd's :3 wevenyue. 
HECTOR. ^-^ I am ^-^ youws, 
You ^.^ vawiant x3 offspwing :3 of >_> gweat Priamus. 
^-^ I have a xDD woisting ^.^ chawwenge >_> sent ^.^ amongst 
^.^ The ^.^ duww ^-^ and factious :33 nyobwes :3 of >w< the >_> Gweeks 
Will ;;w;; stwike amazement uWu to their ^.^ dwowsy spirits. 
^-^ I >_> was advertis'd their >_> gweat ^-^ genyewaw x3 swept, 
ÚwÚ Whiwst emulation ^-^ in >w< the >w< awmy crept. 
This, ^-^ I ÚwÚ pwesume, >w< wiww wake ^-^ him. Exeunt 




>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 
^.^ The >_< Gwecian UwU camp. :3 Befowe >w< the >w< tent :3 of ÚwÚ ACHIWWES 

^-^ Entew x3 THEWSITES, solus 

UwU THEWSITES. UwU How uWu nyow, x3 Thewsites! ^w^ What, :33 wost ^-^ in >w< the :3 wabywinth :3 of thy 
fury? ÚwÚ Shaww >w< the :3 ewephant Ajax x3 cawwy it uWu thus? He xDD beats me, ^-^ and ^-^ I 
;;w;; waiw :3 at ^-^ him. O ^-^ wowthy xDD satisfaction! >w< Wouwd it were xDD othewwise: ^w^ that 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd ^-^ beat :3 him, whilst UwU he ^.^ waiw'd :3 at me! ÚwÚ 'Sfoot, >_< I'ww learn uWu to 
^-^ conjuwe ^-^ and xDD waise :3 deviws, but >_< I'ww see ÚwÚ some ^.^ issue :3 of >_> my :3 spitefuw 
uWu execwations. UwU Then >_< thewe's >w< Achiwwes, a ÚwÚ wawe :3 enginyeew! UwU If uWu Twoy >_< be 
UwU nyot ^.^ taken :3 tiww uWu these x3 two undermine ^w^ it, >w< the >_> wawws >w< wiww >_< stand :3 tiww 
:33 they x3 faww :3 of uWu themsewves. O >w< thou >_> gweat ^.^ thundew-dawtew :3 of ^.^ Owympus, 
forget ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt x3 Jove, >w< the :33 king :3 of gods, UwU and, ^w^ Mewcuwy, ;;w;; wose 
;;w;; aww >w< the serpentine ;;w;; cwaft :3 of thy >w< caduceus, >_> if xDD ye ^w^ take UwU nyot ^w^ that 
^-^ wittwe ^-^ wittwe >_< wess-than-wittwe UwU wit OwO fwom them ^w^ that :33 they ÚwÚ have! 
xDD which ;;w;; showt-awm'd x3 ignyowance ^w^ itsewf UwU knyows is ;;w;; so abundant xDD scawce, 
it >w< wiww UwU nyot ^-^ in circumvention >w< dewivew a OwO fwy OwO fwom a spider :33 without 
drawing their uWu massy irons ^-^ and cutting >w< the UwU web. uWu Aftew ^w^ this, >w< the 
vengeance on >w< the uWu whowe camp! >_< ow, ^w^ wathew, >w< the uWu Nyeapowitan 
xDD bonye-ache! for that, methinks, is >w< the xDD cuwse uWu depending on those 
^w^ that ^-^ waw for a placket. ^-^ I have ^-^ said >_> my ÚwÚ pwayews; ^-^ and devil ÚwÚ Envy 
say 'Amen.' :3 What uWu ho! >_> my xDD Wowd :33 Achiwwes! 

^-^ Entew PATWOCWUS 

x3 PATWOCWUS. :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? x3 Thewsites! Good ^.^ Thewsites, come ^-^ in ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ waiw. 
UwU THEWSITES. UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ couwd x3 'a ;;w;; wememb'wed a uWu giwt counterfeit, >w< thou 
wouldst UwU nyot have uWu swipp'd :33 out :3 of >_> my ^.^ contempwation; but it is xDD nyo 
matter; thyself upon :3 thysewf! ^.^ The UwU common xDD cuwse :3 of :33 mankind, folly 
^-^ and xDD ignyowance, >_< be ^w^ thinye ^-^ in >_> gweat :3 wevenyue! >_> Heaven bless ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom 
a ^-^ tutow, ^-^ and discipline come UwU nyot uWu nyeaw ^-^ thee! Let thy UwU bwood >_< be thy 
xDD diwection :3 tiww thy ^-^ death. UwU Then >_> if she ^w^ that x3 ways ÚwÚ thee :33 out x3 says 
>w< thou UwU awt a ^.^ faiw >_> cowse, >_< I'ww >_< be ^w^ swown ^-^ and ^w^ swown ^.^ upon't she UwU nyevew 
shrouded :33 any but >w< wazaws. xDD Amen. ^.^ Whewe's ^-^ Achiwwes? 
x3 PATWOCWUS. ^w^ What, UwU awt >w< thou ^-^ devout? UwU Wast >w< thou ^-^ in prayer? 
UwU THEWSITES. x3 Ay, >w< the heavens >_> heaw me! 
x3 PATWOCWUS. xDD Amen. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES 

^-^ ACHIWWES. :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? 
x3 PATWOCWUS. ^.^ Thewsites, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. Where, where? OwO O, where? ^-^ Awt >w< thou come? :3 Why, >_> my cheese, >_> my 
>w< digestion, why UwU hast >w< thou UwU nyot served thyself ^-^ in uWu to >_> my ^-^ tabwe ;;w;; so 
uWu many meals? uWu Come, what's ^.^ Agamemnyon? 
UwU THEWSITES. >w< Thy >_< commandew, :33 Achiwwes. UwU Then tell me, ;;w;; Patwocwus, what's 
^-^ Achiwwes? 
x3 PATWOCWUS. >w< Thy lord, ^.^ Thewsites. UwU Then tell me, ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, what's 
OwO Thewsites? 
UwU THEWSITES. >w< Thy >_> knyowew, ;;w;; Patwocwus. UwU Then tell me, ;;w;; Patwocwus, what UwU awt 
^.^ thou? 
x3 PATWOCWUS. Thou must tell ^w^ that xDD knyowest. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. OwO O, ^w^ teww, ^w^ teww, 
UwU THEWSITES. >_< I'ww decline >w< the uWu whowe uWu question. Agamemnon >_> commands 
^.^ Achiwwes; xDD Achiwwes is >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ I am ^-^ Patwocwus' :33 knyowew; ^-^ and 
x3 Patwocwus is a OwO foow. 
x3 PATWOCWUS. You >_< wascaw! 
UwU THEWSITES. ^w^ Peace, ^.^ foow! ^-^ I have UwU nyot OwO donye. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. He is a privileg'd man. :3 Pwoceed, ^.^ Thewsites. 
UwU THEWSITES. Agamemnon is a xDD foow; xDD Achiwwes is a xDD foow; uWu Thewsites is a 
xDD foow; UwU and, ÚwÚ as :33 afowesaid, x3 Patwocwus is a OwO foow. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ;;w;; Dewive this; ^-^ come. 
UwU THEWSITES. Agamemnon is a UwU foow uWu to x3 offew uWu to UwU command ^.^ Achiwwes; 
xDD Achiwwes is a UwU foow uWu to >_< be >_> commanded :3 of UwU Agamemnyon; uWu Thewsites is a 
UwU foow uWu to >_> sewve >_< such a xDD foow; ^-^ and ^w^ this x3 Patwocwus is a UwU foow positive. 
x3 PATWOCWUS. ^.^ Why am ^-^ I a UwU foow? 
UwU THEWSITES. Make ^w^ that demand :3 of >w< the x3 Cweatow. >_> It OwO suffices :33 me >w< thou 
>w< awt. ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ you, ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 
^-^ ACHIWWES. uWu Come, ;;w;; Patwocwus, >_< I'ww UwU speak xDD with nobody. ^w^ Come ^-^ in xDD with me, 
^.^ Thewsites. x3 Exit 
UwU THEWSITES. uWu Hewe is >_< such :33 patchewy, >_< such xDD juggwing, ^-^ and >_< such >_> knyavewy. 
;;w;; Aww >w< the argument is a >w< whowe ^-^ and a >_< cuckowd-a ^w^ good :3 quawwew uWu to draw 
;;w;; emuwous :3 factions ^-^ and uWu bweed uWu to ÚwÚ death >_> upon. :3 Nyow >w< the dry serpigo on 
>w< the subject, ^-^ and ^-^ waw ^-^ and >_< wechewy confound >_> aww! x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew AGAMEMNON, ^w^ UWYSSES, UwU NyESTOW, UwU DIOMEDES, 
UwU AJAX, ^-^ and ^-^ CAWCHAS 

OwO AGAMEMNyON. ;;w;; Whewe is ^-^ Achiwwes? 
x3 PATWOCWUS. ;;w;; Within ^.^ his >w< tent; but >_> iww-dispos'd, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. Let it >_< be known uWu to xDD him ^w^ that ;;w;; we are uWu hewe. 
He shent x3 ouw xDD messengews; ^-^ and ;;w;; we lay :3 by 
>_< Ouw appertainings, visiting :3 of ^-^ him. 
Let xDD him >_< be >_< towd uWu so; >_< west, :3 pewchance, UwU he xDD think 
OwO We dare UwU nyot ^.^ move >w< the >w< question :3 of x3 ouw :3 pwace 
>_> Ow >_< knyow UwU nyot what ;;w;; we ÚwÚ awe. 
x3 PATWOCWUS. ^-^ I >_< shaww say ;;w;; so uWu to ^-^ him. x3 Exit 
:33 UWYSSES. OwO We OwO saw xDD him :3 at >w< the opening :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ tent. 
He is UwU nyot ;;w;; sick. 
>_< AJAX. ^w^ Yes, OwO wion-sick, ÚwÚ sick :3 of ÚwÚ pwoud >w< heawt. You ^w^ may UwU caww it 
uWu mewanchowy, >_> if :33 you >w< wiww :33 favouw >w< the >_< man; OwO but, :3 by >_> my head, ÚwÚ 'tis 
^-^ pwide. xDD But OwO why, why? Let xDD him ^w^ show uWu us a cause. xDD A word, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
UwU [Takes ^-^ AGAMEMNyON >_< aside] 
^w^ NyESTOW. :3 What moves Ajax UwU thus uWu to ÚwÚ bay :3 at him? 
:33 UWYSSES. xDD Achiwwes hath >w< inveigwed ^.^ his UwU foow OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
NESTOR.Who, OwO Thewsites? 
:33 UWYSSES. ;;w;; He. 
^w^ NyESTOW. UwU Then >w< wiww Ajax x3 wack >w< mattew, >_> if UwU he have :33 wost ^.^ his argument 
:33 UWYSSES. >w< Nyo; :33 you see UwU he is ^.^ his argument ^w^ that has ^.^ his uWu awgument- 
:33 Achiwwes. 
^w^ NyESTOW. ;;w;; Aww >w< the ;;w;; bettew; their fraction is :33 mowe x3 ouw :33 wish than their 
faction. xDD But it >_> was a strong ÚwÚ composuwe a UwU foow ^-^ couwd xDD disunyite! 
:33 UWYSSES. ^.^ The xDD amity ^w^ that ;;w;; wisdom UwU knyits not, folly ^w^ may ^w^ easiwy x3 untie. 

^-^ We-entew PATWOCWUS 

uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ;;w;; Patwocwus. 
^w^ NyESTOW. :33 Nyo xDD Achiwwes xDD with ^-^ him. 
:33 UWYSSES. ^.^ The :3 ewephant hath >_< joints, but none for :3 couwtesy; ^.^ his ÚwÚ wegs 
are ÚwÚ wegs for necessity, UwU nyot for UwU fwexuwe. 
x3 PATWOCWUS. xDD Achiwwes ^.^ bids :33 me say UwU he is ÚwÚ much >w< sowwy 
UwU If :33 any >_> thing :33 mowe than ^-^ youw >_> spowt ^-^ and pleasure 
ÚwÚ Did ^.^ move ^-^ youw :3 gweatnyess ^-^ and ^w^ this ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ state 
>_< To UwU caww upon xDD him; UwU he ;;w;; hopes it is xDD nyo x3 othew 
xDD But for ^-^ youw OwO heawth ^-^ and ^-^ youw digestion xDD sake, 
;;w;; An xDD aftew-dinnyew's >_> bweath. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. Hear ^.^ you, ;;w;; Patwocwus. 
OwO We are x3 too ^w^ weww xDD acquainted xDD with uWu these answers; 
xDD But ^.^ his evasion, ÚwÚ wing'd UwU thus ÚwÚ swift xDD with UwU scown, 
^w^ Cannyot OwO outfwy x3 ouw ^w^ appwehensions. 
^.^ Much :33 attwibute UwU he hath, ^-^ and ÚwÚ much >w< the :3 weason 
^.^ Why ;;w;; we xDD ascwibe it uWu to ^-^ him. ^w^ Yet ;;w;; aww ^.^ his OwO viwtues, 
uWu Nyot >_> viwtuouswy on ^.^ his ^-^ own ^.^ pawt x3 behewd, 
:3 Do ^-^ in x3 ouw ^.^ eyes begin uWu to ;;w;; wose their >_< gwoss; 
x3 Yea, OwO wike ^.^ faiw fruit ^-^ in :3 an ^w^ unwhowesome ÚwÚ dish, 
;;w;; Awe OwO wike uWu to >_< wot untasted. :3 Go ^-^ and tell xDD him 
OwO We come uWu to UwU speak xDD with xDD him; ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot x3 sin 
UwU If :33 you do say ;;w;; we xDD think xDD him OwO ovew-pwoud 
And xDD undew-honyest, ^-^ in xDD sewf-assumption greater 
uWu Than ^-^ in >w< the UwU nyote :3 of ÚwÚ judgment; ^-^ and :33 wowthiew than himself 
uWu Hewe ^.^ tend >w< the UwU savage >_< stwangenyess UwU he puts ;;w;; on, 
>_> Disguise >w< the UwU howy >_> stwength :3 of their xDD command, 
And xDD undewwwite ^-^ in :3 an observing uWu kind 
:33 His :3 humowous ^w^ pwedominyance; >w< yea, :33 watch 
:33 His xDD pettish OwO wunyes, ^.^ his ^.^ ebbs, ^.^ his >w< fwows, ÚwÚ as >_> if 
^.^ The >_> passage ^-^ and uWu whowe carriage :3 of ^w^ this action 
>w< Wode on ^.^ his >w< tide. :3 Go tell xDD him ^w^ this, ^-^ and :3 ad 
:33 That >_> if UwU he :3 ovewhowd ^.^ his ^.^ pwice ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
>w< We'ww none :3 of :3 him, but let :3 him, OwO wike :3 an ^-^ enginye 
uWu Nyot portable, >_< wie ^.^ undew ^w^ this :33 wepowt: 
xDD Bwing action xDD hithew; ^w^ this ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ go uWu to ^.^ waw. 
xDD A stirring ;;w;; dwawf ;;w;; we do allowance >w< give 
:3 Befowe a sleeping ÚwÚ giant. Tell xDD him >_< so. 
x3 PATWOCWUS. ^-^ I UwU shaww, ^-^ and >_< bwing ^.^ his answer ^-^ pwesentwy. x3 Exit 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. ^.^ In ;;w;; second :3 voice x3 we'ww UwU nyot >_< be satisfied; 
OwO We come uWu to UwU speak xDD with ^-^ him. ^w^ Uwysses, UwU entew ÚwÚ you. 
x3 Exit ;;w;; UWYSSES 
>_< AJAX. :3 What is UwU he :33 mowe than x3 anyothew? 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. :33 Nyo :33 mowe than what UwU he :33 thinks UwU he ^.^ is. 
>_< AJAX. Is UwU he ;;w;; so xDD much? :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot xDD think UwU he :33 thinks himself a xDD bettew 
man than ^-^ I OwO am? 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. :33 Nyo uWu question. 
>_< AJAX. Will :33 you >w< subscwibe ^.^ his :3 thought ^-^ and say UwU he ;;w;; is? 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. x3 Nyo, ^-^ nyobwe >_< Ajax; :33 you are ÚwÚ as strong, ÚwÚ as ^w^ vawiant, ÚwÚ as UwU wise, 
xDD nyo less noble, ÚwÚ much :33 mowe gentle, ^-^ and altogether :33 mowe :3 twactabwe. 
>_< AJAX. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd a man >_< be xDD pwoud? UwU How x3 doth ^-^ pwide grow? ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot 
what ^-^ pwide ^.^ is. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; mind is >w< the ^.^ cweawew, :3 Ajax, ^-^ and ^-^ youw virtues >w< the 
fairer. He ^w^ that is ÚwÚ pwoud >_< eats :3 up ^.^ himsewf. >w< Pwide is ^.^ his ^-^ own xDD gwass, 
^.^ his ^-^ own x3 twumpet, ^.^ his ^-^ own ^w^ chwonyicwe; ^-^ and x3 whatevew ;;w;; pwaises ^w^ itsewf 
but ^-^ in >w< the deed OwO devouws >w< the deed ^-^ in >w< the >w< pwaise. 

^-^ We-entew ;;w;; UWYSSES 

>_< AJAX. ^-^ I do hate a ÚwÚ pwoud man ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do hate >w< the OwO engend'wing :3 of toads. 
^w^ NyESTOW. [Aside] And yet UwU he >_< woves himself: ^w^ is't UwU nyot :33 stwange? 
:33 UWYSSES. xDD Achiwwes >w< wiww UwU nyot uWu to >w< the field to-morrow. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. What's ^.^ his ^-^ excuse? 
:33 UWYSSES. He x3 doth :33 wewy on ^w^ nyonye; 
xDD But carries on >w< the ^w^ stweam :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ dispose, 
>_< Without UwU obsewvance >w< ow ^w^ wespect :3 of ;;w;; any, 
^.^ In >w< wiww OwO pecuwiaw ^-^ and ^-^ in >_> sewf-admission. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. ^.^ Why >w< wiww UwU he not, upon x3 ouw ^.^ faiw :3 wequest, 
Untent ^.^ his :33 pewson ^-^ and ^-^ shawe >w< the air xDD with xDD us? 
:33 UWYSSES. :33 Things xDD smaww ÚwÚ as ;;w;; nyothing, for ;;w;; wequest's >w< sake x3 onwy, 
He ^-^ makes xDD impowtant; :33 possess'd UwU he is xDD with :3 gweatnyess, 
And ;;w;; speaks UwU nyot uWu to himself but xDD with a ^-^ pwide 
:33 That ^.^ quawwews :3 at uWu sewf-bweath. Imagin'd worth 
OwO Howds ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU bwood >_< such UwU swow'n ^-^ and hot ;;w;; discouwse 
:33 That 'twixt ^.^ his ^w^ mentaw ^-^ and ^.^ his >_> active x3 pawts 
^.^ Kingdom'd xDD Achiwwes ^-^ in >_> commotion ;;w;; wages, 
And batters OwO down ^.^ himsewf. :3 What OwO shouwd ^-^ I OwO say? 
He is ;;w;; so plaguy ÚwÚ pwoud ^w^ that >w< the ÚwÚ death ÚwÚ tokens :3 of it 
OwO Cwy xDD 'Nyo uWu wecovewy.' 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. Let Ajax ^w^ go uWu to ^-^ him. 
^-^ Deaw lord, ^w^ go :33 you ^-^ and >_< gweet xDD him ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ tent. 
'Tis ^-^ said UwU he UwU howds :33 you :3 weww; ^-^ and >w< wiww >_< be led 
x3 At ^-^ youw :33 wequest a ^-^ wittwe OwO fwom ^.^ himsewf. 
:33 UWYSSES. O ;;w;; Agamemnyon, let it UwU nyot >_< be so! 
>w< We'ww OwO consecwate >w< the >_< steps ^w^ that Ajax ^-^ makes 
When :33 they ^w^ go OwO fwom :33 Achiwwes. ÚwÚ Shaww >w< the ÚwÚ pwoud lord 
:33 That >_< bastes ^.^ his >w< awwogance xDD with ^.^ his ^-^ own seam 
And UwU nyevew suffers :3 mattew :3 of >w< the UwU wowwd 
^-^ Entew ^.^ his xDD thoughts, >_< save >_< such ÚwÚ as x3 doth >_> wevowve 
And :3 wuminyate >_> himsewf-shaww UwU he >_< be ;;w;; wowshipp'd 
Of ^w^ that ;;w;; we hold :3 an >_> idow :33 mowe than ^-^ he? 
x3 Nyo, ^w^ this OwO thwice-wowthy ^-^ and >w< wight ^.^ vawiant lord 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU nyot ;;w;; so UwU stawe ^.^ his ^-^ pawm, ^w^ nyobwy >_> acquiw'd, 
x3 Nyow, :3 by >_> my will, assubjugate ^.^ his >_> mewit, 
:33 As amply ^w^ titwed ÚwÚ as xDD Achiwwes UwU is, 
By going uWu to :33 Achiwwes. 
:33 That were uWu to enlard ^.^ his fat-already :33 pwide, 
And >w< add :33 mowe UwU coaws uWu to ^-^ Cancew uWu when UwU he uWu buwns 
With xDD entewtainying >_> gweat ^.^ Hypewion. 
^.^ This lord ^w^ go uWu to uWu him! ÚwÚ Jupitew xDD fowbid, 
And say ^-^ in ^.^ thundew :3 'Achiwwes ^w^ go uWu to ^.^ him.' 
^w^ NyESTOW. [Aside] OwO O, ^w^ this is well! He ^-^ wubs >w< the ÚwÚ vein :3 of ^-^ him. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. [Aside] And how ^.^ his >_< siwence :3 dwinks :3 up ^w^ this xDD appwause! 
>_< AJAX. UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ go uWu to :3 him, xDD with >_> my uWu awmed UwU fist >_< I'ww >w< pash xDD him ^.^ o'ew >w< the 
OwO face. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. OwO O, uWu nyo, :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot ^w^ go. 
>_< AJAX. ;;w;; An x3 'a >_< be ÚwÚ pwoud xDD with :33 me >_< I'ww ;;w;; pheeze ^.^ his ^-^ pwide. 
Let :33 me ^w^ go uWu to ^-^ him. 
:33 UWYSSES. uWu Nyot for >w< the worth ^w^ that OwO hangs upon x3 ouw quarrel. 
>_< AJAX. xDD A :33 pawtwy, uWu insowent fellow! 
^w^ NyESTOW. [Aside] UwU How UwU he describes himself! 
>_< AJAX. >_> Can UwU he UwU nyot >_< be x3 sociabwe? 
:33 UWYSSES. [Aside] ^.^ The xDD waven ;;w;; chides blackness. 
>_< AJAX. >_< I'ww let ^.^ his UwU humouws >w< bwood. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. [Aside] He >w< wiww >_< be >w< the xDD physician ^w^ that OwO shouwd >_< be >w< the 
UwU patient. 
>_< AJAX. ;;w;; An ;;w;; aww ^-^ men were a >_> my x3 mind- 
:33 UWYSSES. [Aside] Wit :3 wouwd >_< be :33 out :3 of uWu fashion. 
>_< AJAX. >w< 'A OwO shouwd UwU nyot ;;w;; beaw it ;;w;; so, x3 'a OwO shouwd ^.^ eat's >_> wowds first. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ pwide x3 cawwy it? 
^w^ NyESTOW. [Aside] ;;w;; An ÚwÚ 'twouwd, ;;w;; you'd x3 cawwy xDD hawf. 
:33 UWYSSES. [Aside] >w< 'A :3 wouwd have >_< ten ^w^ shawes. 
>_< AJAX. ^-^ I >w< wiww OwO knyead :3 him, >_< I'ww uWu make xDD him UwU suppwe. 
^w^ NyESTOW. [Aside] He's UwU nyot yet through warm. Force xDD him xDD with x3 pwaises; 
pour :33 in, pour in; ^.^ his :33 ambition is dry. 
:33 UWYSSES. ^w^ [To AGAMEMNON] ^w^ My lord, :33 you ;;w;; feed x3 too ÚwÚ much on ^w^ this >_> diswike. 
^w^ NyESTOW. >_< Ouw ^-^ nyobwe general, do UwU nyot do >_< so. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. You must :3 pwepawe uWu to ^.^ fight :33 without :33 Achiwwes. 
:33 UWYSSES. ^.^ Why ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ this :3 nyaming :3 of xDD him does xDD him ^.^ hawm. 
uWu Hewe is a :3 man-but ÚwÚ 'tis :33 befowe ^.^ his xDD face; 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be :33 siwent. 
^w^ NyESTOW. ^.^ Whewefowe OwO shouwd :33 you so? 
He is UwU nyot xDD emuwous, ÚwÚ as xDD Achiwwes ^.^ is. 
:33 UWYSSES. x3 Knyow >w< the uWu whowe world, UwU he is ÚwÚ as valiant. 
>_< AJAX. xDD A OwO whoweson UwU dog, ^w^ that >_< shaww ^w^ pawtew xDD with uWu us OwO thus! 
>w< Wouwd UwU he were a Troyan! 
^w^ NyESTOW. :3 What a x3 vice were it ^-^ in Ajax x3 nyow- 
:33 UWYSSES. UwU If UwU he were ÚwÚ pwoud. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. >_> Ow ^-^ covetous :3 of >w< pwaise. 
:33 UWYSSES. x3 Ay, >w< ow surly ^.^ bownye. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. >_> Ow >_< stwange, >w< ow >w< sewf-affected. 
:33 UWYSSES. uWu Thank >w< the :33 heavens, lord, >w< thou UwU awt :3 of sweet ÚwÚ composuwe 
x3 Pwaise xDD him ^w^ that x3 gat ^-^ thee, she ^w^ that ÚwÚ gave ÚwÚ thee suck; 
>w< Fam'd >_< be thy ^-^ tutow, ^-^ and thy x3 pawts :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe 
Thrice-fam'd UwU beyond, >_> beyond ;;w;; aww erudition; 
xDD But UwU he ^w^ that disciplin'd ^w^ thinye xDD awms uWu to fight- 
Let Mars divide x3 etewnyity ^-^ in ;;w;; twain 
And >w< give xDD him x3 hawf; UwU and, for thy vigour, 
^w^ Buww-beawing ^-^ Miwo ^.^ his uWu addition yield 
>_< To sinewy x3 Ajax. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot praise thy OwO wisdom, 
Which, OwO wike a uWu bouwn, a pale, a ^.^ showe, :33 confinyes 
>w< Thy :33 spacious ^-^ and dilated UwU pawts. Here's x3 Nyestow, 
>_> Instwucted :3 by >w< the >_< antiquawy ;;w;; times- 
He >_< must, UwU he UwU is, UwU he ;;w;; cannyot but >_< be ;;w;; wise; 
xDD But pardon, father x3 Nyestow, were ^-^ youw ^-^ days 
:33 As >_> gween ÚwÚ as OwO Ajax' ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^.^ bwain ;;w;; so temper'd, 
You OwO shouwd UwU nyot have >w< the OwO eminyence :3 of :3 him, 
xDD But >_< be ÚwÚ as x3 Ajax. 
>_< AJAX. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I UwU caww :33 you father? 
^w^ NyESTOW. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good ;;w;; son. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. ;;w;; Be ^w^ wuw'd :3 by :3 him, xDD Wowd x3 Ajax. 
:33 UWYSSES. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo >_> tawwying >_> hewe; >w< the hart xDD Achiwwes 
;;w;; Keeps thicket. x3 Pwease it x3 ouw >_> gweat ^-^ genyewaw 
>_< To UwU caww x3 togethew ;;w;; aww ^.^ his ^.^ state :3 of >w< waw; 
OwO Fwesh >w< kings are come uWu to >_> Twoy. uWu To-mowwow 
OwO We must xDD with ;;w;; aww x3 ouw main :3 of ÚwÚ powew >_< stand :33 fast; 
And >_> hewe's a lord-come :3 knyights OwO fwom ^w^ east uWu to >_> west 
And uWu cuww their UwU fwowew, Ajax >_< shaww OwO cope >w< the ^.^ best. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. :3 Go ;;w;; we uWu to ^-^ counciw. Let xDD Achiwwes OwO sweep. 
x3 Wight x3 boats UwU saiw >_> swift, though greater :3 huwks draw :3 deep. 
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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 
>_> Twoy. PRIAM'S ^-^ pawace 

^w^ Music sounds within. ^-^ Entew PANDARUS ^-^ and a uWu SEWVANT 

PANDARUS. Friend, you-pray ^.^ you, a word. :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot x3 fowwow >w< the xDD young 
xDD Wowd >_> Pawis? 
>_< SEWVANT. x3 Ay, sir, uWu when UwU he :3 goes :33 befowe >w< me. 
PANDARUS. You OwO depend upon :3 him, ^-^ I mean? 
>_< SEWVANT. x3 Siw, ^-^ I do OwO depend upon >w< the ^-^ wowd. 
PANDARUS. You OwO depend upon a OwO nyotabwe ;;w;; gentweman; ^-^ I must xDD nyeeds praise 
^-^ him. 
>_< SEWVANT. ^.^ The lord >_< be praised! 
PANDARUS. You >_< knyow me, do :33 you xDD nyot? 
>_< SEWVANT. ^-^ Faith, sir, supewficiawwy. 
PANDARUS. Friend, >_< knyow :33 me :33 bettew: ^-^ I am >w< the xDD Wowd uWu Pandawus. 
>_< SEWVANT. ^-^ I hope ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< knyow ^-^ youw >w< honyouw better. 
PANDARUS. ^-^ I do desire uWu it. 
>_< SEWVANT. You are ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ state :3 of grace. 
PANDARUS. >w< Gwace! uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, ^-^ fwiend; >w< honyouw ^-^ and OwO wowdship are >_> my ^w^ titwes. 
:3 What music is xDD this? 
>_< SEWVANT. ^-^ I do but partly :33 knyow, sir; it is music ^-^ in UwU pawts. 
PANDARUS. x3 Knyow :33 you >w< the ^w^ musicians? 
>_< SEWVANT. Wholly, ^-^ siw. 
PANDARUS. >_< Who uWu pway :33 they ^-^ to? 
>_< SEWVANT. >_< To >w< the >_< heawews, ^-^ siw. 
PANDARUS. x3 At :3 whose ^.^ pweasuwe, ;;w;; fwiend? 
>_< SEWVANT. x3 At uWu minye, sir, ^-^ and theirs ^w^ that :33 wove music. 
PANDARUS. Command, ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, OwO fwiend. 
>_< SEWVANT. >_< Who >_< shaww ^-^ I xDD command, >_> siw? 
PANDARUS. Friend, ;;w;; we understand UwU nyot >w< onye another: ^-^ I am uWu to UwU couwtwy, 
^-^ and >w< thou UwU awt x3 too ÚwÚ cunnying. x3 At :3 whose :33 wequest do uWu these ^-^ men >w< pway? 
>_< SEWVANT. xDD That's to't, UwU indeed, ^-^ siw. x3 Mawwy, sir, :3 at >w< the :33 wequest :3 of 
UwU Pawis >_> my lord, ;;w;; who is >w< thewe ^-^ in ;;w;; pewson; xDD with xDD him >w< the x3 mowtaw Venus, 
>w< the OwO heawt-bwood :3 of OwO beauty, love's :33 invisibwe >w< souw- 
PANDARUS. ^-^ Who, >_> my cousin, >_> Cwessida? 
>_< SEWVANT. x3 Nyo, sir, Helen. x3 Couwd UwU nyot :33 you find :33 out ^w^ that :3 by ;;w;; hew 
>_> attwibutes? 
PANDARUS. >_> It OwO shouwd >_< seem, fellow, ^w^ that >w< thou UwU hast UwU nyot seen >w< the :33 Wady 
>_> Cwessida. ^-^ I come uWu to UwU speak xDD with UwU Pawis OwO fwom >w< the xDD Pwince Troilus; ^-^ I 
>w< wiww uWu make a OwO compwimentaw :3 assauwt upon :3 him, for >_> my business 
seethes. 
>_< SEWVANT. Sodden ^.^ businyess! Thewe's a uWu stew'd >_< phwase ^.^ indeed! 

^-^ Entew uWu PAWIS ^-^ and HELEN, attended 

PANDARUS. :33 Faiw >_< be uWu to ^.^ you, >_> my lord, ^-^ and uWu to ;;w;; aww ^w^ this ^.^ faiw uWu company! 
:33 Faiw desires, ^-^ in ;;w;; aww ^.^ faiw ^-^ measuwe, uWu faiwwy x3 guide them- especially 
uWu to ^.^ you, ^.^ faiw ;;w;; queen! :33 Faiw ;;w;; thoughts >_< be ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw x3 piwwow. 
UwU HEWEN. ^-^ Deaw lord, :33 you are full :3 of ^.^ faiw :3 wowds. 
PANDARUS. You UwU speak ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw ^.^ pweasuwe, sweet :3 queen. :33 Faiw :33 pwince, 
ÚwÚ hewe is ^w^ good x3 bwoken music. 
:3 PAWIS. You have ^.^ bwoke ^w^ it, OwO cousin; ^-^ and :3 by >_> my >_< wife, :33 you >_< shaww uWu make it 
uWu whowe UwU again; :33 you >_< shaww piece it :33 out xDD with a piece :3 of ^-^ youw 
performance. 
UwU HEWEN. He is full :3 of >w< hawmony. 
PANDARUS. ^w^ Twuwy, xDD wady, uWu nyo. 
UwU HEWEN. OwO O, :3 siw- 
PANDARUS. ;;w;; Wude, ^-^ in sooth; ^-^ in ^w^ good sooth, :3 vewy >w< wude. 
:3 PAWIS. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, >_> my ^-^ wowd. xDD Weww, :33 you say ;;w;; so ^-^ in fits. 
PANDARUS. ^-^ I have business uWu to >_> my lord, dear :3 queen. ^w^ My lord, >w< wiww :33 you 
:3 vouchsafe :33 me a >w< wowd? 
UwU HEWEN. Nay, ^w^ this >_< shaww UwU nyot UwU hedge uWu us x3 out. >w< We'ww >_> heaw :33 you ÚwÚ sing, 
^-^ cewtainwy- 
PANDARUS. ÚwÚ Weww sweet ^-^ queen, :33 you are :3 pweasant xDD with >w< me. >w< But, x3 mawwy, 
thus, >_> my ;;w;; wowd: >_> my dear lord ^-^ and :3 most OwO esteemed ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ youw 
brother Troilus- 
UwU HEWEN. ^w^ My xDD Wowd x3 Pandawus, :3 honyey-sweet x3 wowd- 
PANDARUS. :3 Go x3 to, sweet ^-^ queen, ^w^ go UwU to-commends himself :3 most 
:3 affectionyatewy uWu to >w< you- 
UwU HEWEN. You >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< bob uWu us :33 out :3 of x3 ouw melody. UwU If :33 you ÚwÚ do, x3 ouw 
^.^ mewanchowy upon ^-^ youw head! 
PANDARUS. ^-^ Sweet ^-^ queen, sweet queen; UwU that's a sweet ^-^ queen, ^.^ i' faith. 
UwU HEWEN. And uWu to uWu make a sweet lady ;;w;; sad is a :3 souw ^-^ offence. 
PANDARUS. Nay, ^w^ that >_< shaww UwU nyot >_> sewve ^-^ youw :3 tuwn; ^w^ that >_< shaww it not, 
^-^ in truth, xDD wa. Nay, ^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot for >_< such words; uWu nyo, uWu nyo. :3 -And, >_> my 
lord, UwU he x3 desiwes :33 you that, >_> if >w< the OwO King UwU caww for xDD him :3 at x3 suppew, 
:33 you >w< wiww uWu make ^.^ his >_> excuse. 
UwU HEWEN. ^w^ My xDD Wowd x3 Pandawus! 
PANDARUS. :3 What x3 says >_> my sweet ^-^ queen, >_> my :3 vewy :3 vewy sweet queen? 
:3 PAWIS. :3 What exploit's ^-^ in ^-^ hand? ;;w;; Whewe ^w^ sups UwU he ÚwÚ to-nyight? 
UwU HEWEN. Nay, OwO but, >_> my x3 wowd- 
PANDARUS. :3 What x3 says >_> my sweet ^.^ queen?-My ;;w;; cousin >w< wiww x3 faww :33 out xDD with 
ÚwÚ you. 
UwU HEWEN. You must UwU nyot >_< knyow >w< whewe UwU he >_> sups. 
:3 PAWIS. >_< I'ww lay >_> my >_< wife, xDD with >_> my >_> disposew >_> Cwessida. 
PANDARUS. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, xDD nyo >_< such matter; :33 you are wide. uWu Come, ^-^ youw >_> disposew 
is ;;w;; sick. 
:3 PAWIS. xDD Weww, >_< I'ww ^.^ make's >_> excuse. 
PANDARUS. x3 Ay, ^w^ good >_> my ^-^ wowd. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd :33 you say >_> Cwessida? 
x3 Nyo, ^-^ youw x3 poow uWu disposew's ;;w;; sick. 
:3 PAWIS. ^-^ I ^.^ spy. 
PANDARUS. You ^.^ spy! :3 What do :33 you :3 spy?-Come, >w< give :33 me :3 an >_< instwument. 
xDD Nyow, sweet :3 queen. 
UwU HEWEN. :3 Why, ^w^ this is xDD kindwy OwO donye. 
PANDARUS. ^w^ My ;;w;; nyiece is ^-^ howwibwy ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with a >_> thing :33 you uWu have, sweet 
:3 queen. 
UwU HEWEN. ÚwÚ She >_< shaww have ^w^ it, >_> my lord, >_> if it >_< be UwU nyot >_> my xDD Wowd >_< Pawis. 
PANDARUS. UwU He! x3 Nyo, >_> she'ww none :3 of xDD him; :33 they x3 two are >w< twain. 
UwU HEWEN. :3 Fawwing :33 in, after uWu fawwing x3 out, ^w^ may uWu make them OwO thwee. 
PANDARUS. uWu Come, ^-^ come. >_< I'ww >_> heaw xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of this; >_< I'ww ^.^ sing :33 you a 
ÚwÚ song UwU nyow. 
UwU HEWEN. x3 Ay, :33 ay, >_> pwithee UwU nyow. By >_> my :33 twoth, sweet lord, >w< thou UwU hast a 
UwU finye forehead. 
PANDARUS. x3 Ay, :33 you ;;w;; may, :33 you >_> may. 
UwU HEWEN. Let thy ÚwÚ song >_< be :3 wove. ^.^ This :33 wove >w< wiww undo uWu us ÚwÚ aww. O ^.^ Cupid, 
^.^ Cupid, UwU Cupid! 
PANDARUS. Love! x3 Ay, ^w^ that it UwU shaww, ^.^ i' faith. 
:3 PAWIS. x3 Ay, ^w^ good uWu nyow, love, love, OwO nyothing but :3 wove. 
PANDARUS. ^.^ In ^w^ good :33 twoth, it begins >_< so. :3 [Sings] 

OwO Wove, love, OwO nyothing but love, OwO stiww love, OwO stiww UwU mowe! 
^.^ Fow, oh, love's bow 
Shoots UwU buck ^-^ and doe; 
^.^ The UwU shaft confounds 
uWu Nyot ^w^ that it ^w^ wounds, 
xDD But ^.^ tickwes OwO stiww >w< the :33 sowe. 
These >w< wovews OwO cwy, O UwU ho, :33 they die! 
^w^ Yet ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ seems >w< the ÚwÚ wound uWu to kill 
^.^ Doth ^w^ tuwn O uWu ho! uWu to ha! ha! xDD he! 
So OwO dying :33 wove xDD wives >w< stiww. 
O uWu ho! a x3 whiwe, but ha! ha! ha! 
O uWu ho! OwO gwoans :33 out for ha! ha! uWu ha!-hey uWu ho! 

UwU HEWEN. ^.^ In love, ^.^ i' faith, uWu to >w< the :3 vewy UwU tip :3 of >w< the nose. 
:3 PAWIS. He >_< eats OwO nyothing but >w< doves, love; ^-^ and ^w^ that >w< bweeds hot uWu bwood, 
^-^ and hot UwU bwood >_> begets hot xDD thoughts, ^-^ and hot ;;w;; thoughts :33 beget hot 
x3 deeds, ^-^ and hot deeds is :3 wove. 
PANDARUS. Is ^w^ this >w< the :33 genyewation :3 of love: hot uWu bwood, hot xDD thoughts, 
^-^ and hot xDD deeds? :3 Why, :33 they are :33 vipews. Is :33 wove a :33 genyewation :3 of 
UwU vipews? ^-^ Sweet lord, xDD who's a-field OwO today? 
:3 PAWIS. Hector, xDD Deiphobus, OwO Hewenyus, x3 Antenyow, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU gawwantwy 
:3 of >_> Twoy. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 fain have ^w^ awm'd uWu to-day, but >_> my Nell :3 wouwd UwU nyot 
have it >_< so. UwU How >_> chance >_> my brother x3 Twoiwus UwU went xDD nyot? 
UwU HEWEN. He OwO hangs >w< the lip :3 at ÚwÚ something. You >_< knyow >w< aww, xDD Wowd uWu Pandawus. 
PANDARUS. uWu Nyot ;;w;; I, :3 honyey-sweet :3 queen. ^-^ I long uWu to >_> heaw how :33 they ÚwÚ spend 
xDD to-day. >_< You'ww remember ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew's ^-^ excuse? 
:3 PAWIS. >_< To a ;;w;; haiw. 
PANDARUS. Farewell, sweet :3 queen. 
UwU HEWEN. Commend :33 me uWu to ^-^ youw x3 nyiece. 
PANDARUS. ^-^ I will, sweet :3 queen. Exit. ^.^ Sound a ^w^ wetweat 
:3 PAWIS. x3 They'we come OwO fwom >w< the field. Let uWu us uWu to :3 Pwiam's xDD haww 
>_< To >_< gweet >w< the ^w^ wawwiows. ^-^ Sweet x3 Hewen, ^-^ I must ÚwÚ woo :33 you 
>_< To :33 hewp OwO unyawm x3 ouw :33 Hectow. :33 His OwO stubbown ;;w;; buckwes, 
With uWu these ^-^ youw ^w^ white ^-^ enchanting fingers ^.^ touch'd, 
ÚwÚ Shaww :33 mowe xDD obey than uWu to >w< the OwO edge :3 of ^-^ steew 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ fowce :3 of :33 Gweekish :33 sinyews; :33 you >_< shaww do :33 mowe 
uWu Than ;;w;; aww >w< the OwO iswand ÚwÚ kings-disawm >_> gweat :33 Hectow. 
UwU HEWEN. >_> 'Twiww uWu make uWu us ÚwÚ pwoud uWu to >_< be ^.^ his :33 sewvant, x3 Pawis; 
x3 Yea, what UwU he >_< shaww >_> weceive :3 of uWu us ^-^ in >_> duty 
^.^ Gives uWu us :33 mowe :3 pawm ^-^ in beauty than ;;w;; we uWu have, 
x3 Yea, :33 ovewshinyes ourself. 
:3 PAWIS. ^-^ Sweet, ^w^ above :3 thought ^-^ I :33 wove ;;w;; thee. Exeunt 




>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE 2. 
>_> Twoy. x3 PANDAWUS' :33 owchawd 

^-^ Entew PANDARUS ^-^ and OwO TWOIWUS' ^.^ BOY, OwO meeting 

PANDARUS. UwU How OwO nyow! ^.^ Whewe's thy master? x3 At >_> my ;;w;; cousin ÚwÚ Cwessida's? 
BOY. x3 Nyo, sir; UwU he stays for :33 you uWu to >_> conduct xDD him thither. 

^-^ Entew TROILUS 

PANDARUS. OwO O, ÚwÚ hewe UwU he :33 comes. UwU How uWu nyow, how OwO nyow! 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^w^ Siwwah, ^.^ wawk ^.^ off. x3 Exit Boy 
PANDARUS. >_< Have :33 you seen >_> my ^-^ cousin? 
:3 TWOIWUS. x3 Nyo, uWu Pandawus. ^-^ I ^w^ stawk uWu about ;;w;; hew :33 doow 
>w< Wike a ^-^ stwange ^w^ souw upon >w< the Stygian UwU banks 
Staying for :33 waftage. OwO O, >_< be >w< thou >_> my ^.^ Chawon, 
And >w< give :33 me ÚwÚ swift >_< twanspowtance uWu to uWu these ^-^ fiewds 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I ^w^ may wallow ^-^ in >w< the lily ^.^ beds 
Propos'd for >w< the :33 desewvew! O ÚwÚ gentwe UwU Pandaw, 
^w^ Fwom UwU Cupid's shoulder pluck ^.^ his painted wings, 
And OwO fwy xDD with :33 me uWu to x3 Cwessid! 
PANDARUS. Walk ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ i' >_> th' :33 owchawd, >_< I'ww >_< bwing ;;w;; hew straight. 
x3 Exit 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^-^ I am giddy; uWu expectation whirls :33 me uWu wound. 
Th' ^w^ imaginyawy ;;w;; wewish is ;;w;; so sweet 
:33 That it ÚwÚ enchants >_> my sense; what >w< wiww it >_< be 
When ^w^ that >w< the uWu wat'wy :33 pawate ;;w;; tastes uWu indeed 
xDD Wove's >_< thwice-wepuwed uWu nyectaw? >_< Death, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw x3 me; 
Swooning ^-^ destwuction; >w< ow ÚwÚ some ;;w;; joy x3 too OwO finye, 
:33 Too >_< subtwe-potent, ^.^ tun'd x3 too :33 shawp ^-^ in ^-^ sweetnyess, 
:3 Fow >w< the ;;w;; capacity :3 of >_> my OwO wudew ^-^ powews. 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw it ;;w;; much; ^-^ and ^-^ I do ^w^ feaw ^-^ besides 
:33 That ^-^ I >_< shaww ;;w;; wose uWu distinction ^-^ in >_> my ^-^ joys; 
:33 As x3 doth a :3 battwe, uWu when :33 they charge on >_> heaps 
^.^ The enemy ^w^ fwying. 

^-^ We-entew PANDARUS 

PANDARUS. >_< She's UwU making ;;w;; hew >_> weady, >_> she'ww come xDD stwaight; :33 you must >_< be 
witty UwU nyow. ÚwÚ She does ;;w;; so blush, ^-^ and :33 fetches ;;w;; hew ^.^ wind ;;w;; so ^-^ showt, ÚwÚ as 
>_> if she were ÚwÚ fway'd xDD with a sprite. >_< I'ww fetch x3 hew. >_> It is >w< the 
>_< pwettiest >_< viwwain; she :33 fetches ;;w;; hew >_< bweath ÚwÚ as x3 showt ÚwÚ as a new-ta'en 
^w^ spawwow. x3 Exit 
:3 TWOIWUS. uWu Even >_< such a passion x3 doth embrace >_> my :3 bosom. 
^w^ My :33 heawt xDD beats thicker than a ^w^ fevewous ^.^ puwse, 
And ;;w;; aww >_> my ^w^ powews do their OwO bestowing >_> wose, 
>w< Wike vassalage :3 at unawares :3 encount'wing 
^.^ The eye :3 of majesty. 

^-^ We-entew PANDARUS With CRESSIDA 

PANDARUS. uWu Come, come, what need :33 you ÚwÚ bwush? Shame's a baby.-Here she 
is OwO nyow; xDD sweaw >w< the :3 oaths now uWu to ;;w;; hew ^w^ that :33 you have ^w^ swown uWu to :3 me.- 
^w^ What, are :33 you ^w^ gonye >_> again? You must >_< be watch'd ^-^ ewe :33 you >_< be uWu made 
^w^ tame, must :33 you? ^w^ Come ^-^ youw OwO ways, come ^-^ youw ways; :3 an :33 you draw 
;;w;; backwawd, x3 we'ww put :33 you ^.^ i' >_> th' ;;w;; fiwws.-Why do :33 you UwU nyot UwU speak uWu to 
her?-Come, draw ^w^ this curtain ^-^ and let's see ^-^ youw picture. 
^w^ Awas >w< the x3 day, how ^-^ woath :33 you are uWu to ^w^ offend :3 daywight! ;;w;; An x3 'twewe 
uWu dawk, ;;w;; you'd ^-^ cwose x3 soonyew. ;;w;; So, uWu so; xDD wub ;;w;; on, ^-^ and >_> kiss >w< the ÚwÚ mistwess 
UwU How uWu nyow, a >_> kiss ^-^ in ^w^ fee-fawm! >_> Buiwd there, ;;w;; cawpentew; >w< the air is 
xDD sweet. Nay, :33 you >_< shaww ^.^ fight ^-^ youw ^-^ heawts :33 out ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^.^ pawt ÚwÚ you. ^.^ The 
^.^ fawcon ÚwÚ as >w< the UwU tewcew, for ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< ducks ^.^ i' >_> th' >_< wivew. :3 Go x3 to, ^w^ go 
:33 to. 
:3 TWOIWUS. You have ^.^ beweft :33 me :3 of ;;w;; aww >_< wowds, OwO wady. 
PANDARUS. OwO Wowds ^-^ pay xDD nyo debts, >w< give ;;w;; hew >_> deeds; but >_> she'ww bereave 
:33 you uWu o' >_> th' deeds OwO too, >_> if she UwU caww ^-^ youw OwO activity ^-^ in uWu question. 
^w^ What, :3 biwwing >_> again? Here's ;;w;; 'In x3 witnyess xDD wheweof >w< the ^w^ pawties 
^-^ intewchangeabwy.' ^w^ Come :33 in, come in; >_< I'ww ^w^ go x3 get a >w< fiwe. 
x3 Exit 
x3 CWESSIDA. Will :33 you ^.^ wawk :33 in, >_> my >_> wowd? 
:3 TWOIWUS. O Cressid, how x3 often have ^-^ I wish'd :33 me OwO thus! 
x3 CWESSIDA. Wish'd, >_> my lord! ^.^ The UwU gods uWu gwant-O >_> my lord! 
:3 TWOIWUS. :3 What OwO shouwd :33 they grant? :3 What ^-^ makes ^w^ this ;;w;; pwetty abruption? 
:3 What x3 too ^.^ cuwious dreg ^-^ espies >_> my sweet lady ^-^ in >w< the UwU fountain :3 of x3 ouw 
>w< wove? 
x3 CWESSIDA. x3 Mowe xDD dwegs than water, >_> if >_> my >_> feaws have ^-^ eyes. 
:3 TWOIWUS. Fears uWu make devils :3 of >_> chewubims; :33 they UwU nyevew see truly. 
x3 CWESSIDA. Blind fear, ^w^ that ;;w;; seeing :3 weason leads, finds >w< safew footing 
than ^.^ bwind :3 weason ;;w;; stumbwing :33 without >_< feaw. >_< To ^w^ feaw >w< the ^-^ wowst oft 
ÚwÚ cuwes >w< the >_> wowse. 
:3 TWOIWUS. OwO O, let >_> my lady ;;w;; appwehend xDD nyo fear! ^.^ In ;;w;; aww UwU Cupid's UwU pageant 
>w< thewe is OwO pwesented xDD nyo xDD monstew. 
x3 CWESSIDA. >_> Nyow OwO nyothing monstrous :33 nyeithew? 
:3 TWOIWUS. >w< Nyothing, but x3 ouw undertakings uWu when ;;w;; we OwO vow uWu to UwU weep UwU seas, 
>_< wive ^-^ in ÚwÚ fiwe, :3 cat ^-^ wocks, tame :3 tigews; ^.^ thinking it harder for x3 ouw 
ÚwÚ mistwess uWu to x3 devise ^w^ imposition :33 enyough than for uWu us uWu to ^-^ undewgo :33 any 
:33 difficuwty ;;w;; imposed. ^.^ This is >w< the ^.^ monstwuosity ^-^ in love, xDD wady, ^w^ that 
>w< the >w< wiww is infinite, ^-^ and >w< the UwU execution xDD confin'd; ^w^ that >w< the desire 
is boundless, ^-^ and >w< the :3 act a slave uWu to xDD wimit. 
x3 CWESSIDA. xDD They say ;;w;; aww >w< wovews xDD sweaw :33 mowe xDD pewfowmance than :33 they are 
able, ^-^ and yet ÚwÚ wesewve :3 an ability ^w^ that :33 they UwU nyevew :33 pewfowm; ^-^ vowing 
:33 mowe than >w< the >_> pewfection :3 of ^w^ ten, ^-^ and >_> dischawging less than >w< the 
uWu tenth ^.^ pawt :3 of ^w^ onye. xDD They ^w^ that have >w< the :3 voice :3 of >_> wions ^-^ and >w< the :3 act 
:3 of ;;w;; hawes, are :33 they UwU nyot >_< monstews? 
:3 TWOIWUS. ;;w;; Awe >w< thewe ^w^ such? >_> Such are UwU nyot ^-^ we. x3 Pwaise uWu us ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we are 
^.^ tasted, OwO awwow uWu us ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we UwU pwove; x3 ouw ^.^ head >_< shaww ^w^ go uWu bawe :3 tiww UwU mewit 
crown uWu it. :33 Nyo >_> pewfection ^-^ in ÚwÚ wevewsion >_< shaww have a praise ^-^ in 
^-^ pwesent. OwO We >w< wiww UwU nyot name OwO desewt :33 befowe ^.^ his xDD biwth; UwU and, being 
born, ^.^ his uWu addition >_< shaww >_< be humble. ^w^ Few >_> wowds uWu to ^.^ faiw faith: 
x3 Twoiwus >_< shaww >_< be >_< such uWu to x3 Cwessid ÚwÚ as what >_< envy ^w^ can say ^-^ wowst >_< shaww 
>_< be a ;;w;; mock for ^.^ his ÚwÚ twuth; ^-^ and what >_> twuth ^w^ can UwU speak :3 twuest UwU nyot 
>_> twuew than ^.^ Twoiwus. 
x3 CWESSIDA. Will :33 you ^.^ wawk :33 in, >_> my >_> wowd? 

^-^ We-entew PANDARUS 

PANDARUS. ^w^ What, ;;w;; bwushing still? >_< Have :33 you UwU nyot ^w^ donye x3 tawking >_< yet? 
x3 CWESSIDA. xDD Weww, >w< uncwe, what folly ^-^ I commit, ^-^ I ^.^ dedicate uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
PANDARUS. ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you for ^-^ that; >_> if >_> my lord x3 get a :33 boy :3 of ^.^ you, ^.^ you'ww 
>w< give xDD him >w< me. ;;w;; Be OwO twue uWu to >_> my OwO wowd; >_> if UwU he flinch, chide :33 me for uWu it. 
:3 TWOIWUS. You >_< knyow now ^-^ youw hostages: ^-^ youw uncle's :3 wowd ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ fiwm 
faith. 
PANDARUS. Nay, >_< I'ww >w< give >_> my :3 wowd for ;;w;; hew >_< too: x3 ouw uWu kindwed, though 
:33 they >_< be long ^-^ ewe :33 they are wooed, :33 they are ;;w;; constant being won; 
:33 they are xDD buws, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell you; ^.^ they'ww >_> stick >w< whewe :33 they are 
thrown. 
x3 CWESSIDA. >_< Bowdnyess ÚwÚ comes uWu to :33 me now ^-^ and UwU bwings :33 me >w< heawt. 
xDD Pwince ^-^ Twoiwus, ^-^ I have :3 wov'd :33 you night ^-^ and x3 day 
:3 Fow uWu many :33 weawy ^-^ months. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^.^ Why >_> was >_> my x3 Cwessid :33 then ;;w;; so :33 hawd uWu to x3 win? 
x3 CWESSIDA. UwU Hawd uWu to seem won; but ^-^ I >_> was x3 won, >_> my lord, 
With >w< the >_> fiwst :3 gwance ^w^ that ;;w;; evew-pawdon >w< me. 
UwU If ^-^ I x3 confess much, :33 you >w< wiww uWu pway >w< the >w< tywant. 
^-^ I :33 wove :33 you OwO nyow; but :3 tiww now UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
xDD But ^-^ I :33 might ^w^ mastew uWu it. ^.^ In faith, ^-^ I >_< wie; 
^w^ My ;;w;; thoughts were OwO wike :3 unbwidwed >w< chiwdwen, x3 gwown 
:33 Too >w< headstwong for their x3 mothew. See, ;;w;; we fools! 
^.^ Why have ^-^ I OwO bwabb'd? >_< Who >_< shaww >_< be OwO twue uWu to us, 
When ;;w;; we are ;;w;; so :33 unsecwet uWu to ^-^ ouwsewves? 
>w< But, though ^-^ I :3 wov'd :33 you UwU weww, ^-^ I >w< woo'd :33 you not; 
And yet, ^w^ good faith, ^-^ I wish'd myself a ;;w;; man, 
>_> Ow ^w^ that ;;w;; we :33 women ^w^ had men's privilege 
Of ^w^ speaking first. ^-^ Sweet, :33 bid :33 me hold >_> my uWu tongue, 
:3 Fow ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< waptuwe ^-^ I >_< shaww surely UwU speak 
^.^ The >_> thing ^-^ I >_< shaww ;;w;; wepent. See, see, ^-^ youw x3 siwence, 
^.^ Cunnying ^-^ in :33 dumbnyess, OwO fwom >_> my weakness :3 dwaws 
^w^ My :3 vewy ^w^ souw :3 of UwU counsew. ;;w;; Stop >_> my UwU mouth. 
:3 TWOIWUS. And UwU shaww, >w< awbeit sweet music issues :3 thence. 
PANDARUS. ^w^ Pwetty, ^.^ i' faith. 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, >w< pawdon x3 me; 
>_< 'Twas UwU nyot >_> my OwO puwpose UwU thus uWu to >w< beg a ^.^ kiss. 
^-^ I am ^.^ asham'd. O >_> heavens! what have ^-^ I xDD donye? 
:3 Fow ^w^ this :3 time >w< wiww ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my leave, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ;;w;; Youw leave, sweet x3 Cwessid! 
PANDARUS. >_< Weave! ;;w;; An :33 you ^w^ take uWu weave :3 tiww uWu to-mowwow ^.^ mownying- 
x3 CWESSIDA. xDD Pway ^.^ you, ÚwÚ content ÚwÚ you. 
:3 TWOIWUS. :3 What offends ^.^ you, uWu wady? 
x3 CWESSIDA. x3 Siw, mine ^-^ own x3 company. 
:3 TWOIWUS. You ;;w;; cannyot >_< shun yourself. 
x3 CWESSIDA. Let :33 me ^w^ go ^-^ and >w< twy. 
^-^ I have a uWu kind :3 of >_> sewf resides xDD with you; 
xDD But :3 an ;;w;; unkind self, ^w^ that ^w^ itsewf >w< wiww uWu weave 
>_< To >_< be xDD anyothew's OwO foow. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be gone. 
;;w;; Whewe is >_> my :3 wit? ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what ^-^ I ^w^ speak. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Weww >_< knyow :33 they what :33 they UwU speak ^w^ that UwU speak ;;w;; so wisely. 
x3 CWESSIDA. ;;w;; Pewchance, >_> my lord, ^-^ I ^w^ show :33 mowe ;;w;; cwaft than love; 
And uWu feww ;;w;; so >_> woundwy uWu to a uWu wawge :33 confession 
>_< To ^w^ angwe for ^-^ youw ÚwÚ thoughts; but :33 you are :3 wise- 
>_> Ow else :33 you :33 wove not; for uWu to >_< be uWu wise ^-^ and :33 wove 
Exceeds man's might; ^w^ that UwU dwewws xDD with UwU gods above. 
:3 TWOIWUS. O ^w^ that ^-^ I :3 thought it ^-^ couwd >_< be ^-^ in a ^-^ woman- 
UwU As, >_> if it can, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< pwesume ^-^ in >w< you- 
>_< To ;;w;; feed for >w< aye ;;w;; hew lamp ^-^ and ^-^ fwames :3 of love; 
>_< To :3 keep ;;w;; hew >_< constancy ^-^ in OwO pwight ^-^ and uWu youth, 
Outliving >w< beauty's outward, xDD with a ;;w;; mind 
:33 That x3 doth ^w^ wenyew :33 swiftew than UwU bwood UwU decays! 
>_> Ow ^w^ that ^w^ pewsuasion ^-^ couwd but UwU thus >_> convince :33 me 
:33 That >_> my OwO integwity ^-^ and >_> twuth uWu to :33 you 
:33 Might >_< be ;;w;; affwonted xDD with >w< the ^.^ match ^-^ and ^w^ weight 
Of >_< such a >_> winnyowed >w< puwity ^-^ in :3 wove. 
UwU How were ^-^ I :33 then ;;w;; upwifted! OwO but, alas, 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ as OwO twue ÚwÚ as x3 twuth's ^.^ simpwicity, 
And ;;w;; simpwew than >w< the >_< infancy :3 of xDD twuth. 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^.^ In ^w^ that >_< I'ww ^-^ waw xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
:3 TWOIWUS. O x3 viwtuous >w< fight, 
When >w< wight xDD with >w< wight ^.^ waws ;;w;; who >_< shaww >_< be :3 most x3 wight! 
UwU Twue UwU swains ^-^ in :33 wove >_< shaww ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd uWu to come 
Approve their >_> twuth :3 by ^-^ Twoiwus, uWu when their >w< whymes, 
Full :3 of uWu pwotest, :3 of xDD oath, ^-^ and :3 big ;;w;; compawe, 
Want ^w^ simiwes, >_> twuth uWu tiw'd xDD with ;;w;; itewation- 
:33 As OwO twue ÚwÚ as ^-^ steew, ÚwÚ as x3 pwantage uWu to >w< the moon, 
:33 As sun uWu to x3 day, ÚwÚ as turtle uWu to ;;w;; hew ;;w;; mate, 
:33 As >_> iwon uWu to >w< adamant, ÚwÚ as earth uWu to >_> th' OwO centwe- 
uWu Yet, after ;;w;; aww >_> compawisons :3 of truth, 
:33 As x3 twuth's UwU authentic xDD authow uWu to >_< be OwO cited, 
;;w;; 'As OwO twue ÚwÚ as uWu Twoiwus' >_< shaww crown :3 up >w< the verse 
And sanctify >w< the numbers. 
x3 CWESSIDA. Prophet ^w^ may :33 you :3 be! 
UwU If ^-^ I >_< be uWu fawse, >w< ow swerve a >w< haiw OwO fwom truth, 
When :3 time is old ^-^ and hath :3 fowgot :3 itsewf, 
When >_< watewdwops have worn >w< the ^.^ stonyes :3 of ;;w;; Twoy, 
And ^.^ bwind >_< obwivion >_< swawwow'd ^-^ cities xDD up, 
And ^w^ mighty states x3 chawactewwess are ^.^ gwated 
>_< To OwO dusty OwO nyothing-yet let memory 
^w^ Fwom x3 fawse uWu to uWu fawse, xDD among x3 fawse maids ^-^ in love, 
^-^ Upbwaid >_> my >w< fawsehood uWu when >_> th' have ^-^ said ;;w;; 'As x3 fawse 
:33 As ;;w;; aiw, ÚwÚ as water, wind, >w< ow sandy >_> eawth, 
:33 As ^.^ fox uWu to uWu wamb, >w< ow ^.^ wowf uWu to ^.^ heifew's ;;w;; cawf, 
:33 Pawd uWu to >w< the >_> hind, >w< ow ;;w;; stepdame uWu to ;;w;; hew son'- 
x3 Yea, let them say, uWu to >_> stick >w< the :33 heawt :3 of :3 fawsehood, 
;;w;; 'As x3 fawse ÚwÚ as >_< Cwessid.' 
PANDARUS. :3 Go x3 to, a >w< bawgain ÚwÚ made; ;;w;; seaw ^w^ it, ;;w;; seaw x3 it; >_< I'ww >_< be >w< the 
^w^ witnyess. uWu Hewe ^-^ I hold ^-^ youw UwU hand; ÚwÚ hewe >_> my OwO cousin's. UwU If ^-^ evew :33 you 
>_< pwove x3 fawse >w< onye uWu to another, >_> since ^-^ I have ^.^ taken >_< such ^-^ pains uWu to 
>_< bwing :33 you xDD togethew, let ;;w;; aww pitiful x3 goews- between >_< be call'd uWu to 
>w< the x3 wowwd's UwU end after >_> my >_> nyame-caww them ;;w;; aww Pandars; let ;;w;; aww 
;;w;; constant ^-^ men >_< be :3 Twoiwuses, ;;w;; aww x3 fawse :33 women ^-^ Cwessids, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww 
brokers between Pandars. Say 'Amen.' 
:3 TWOIWUS. xDD Amen. 
x3 CWESSIDA. xDD Amen. 
PANDARUS. xDD Amen. ^w^ Wheweupon ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ show :33 you a x3 chambew 
^-^ and a bed; xDD which UwU bed, ÚwÚ because it >_< shaww UwU nyot UwU speak :3 of ^-^ youw 
;;w;; pwetty encounters, ^-^ pwess it uWu to ^-^ death. ;;w;; Away! 
And >_> Cupid ÚwÚ gwant ;;w;; aww x3 tongue-tied maidens ;;w;; hewe, 
;;w;; Bed, uWu chambew, ^-^ pandew, uWu to provide ^w^ this ;;w;; geaw! Exeunt 




>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 
^.^ The :33 Gweek camp 

xDD Fwouwish. ^-^ Entew AGAMEMNON, ^w^ UWYSSES, UwU DIOMEDES, UwU NyESTOW, UwU AJAX, ^w^ MENyEWAUS, 
^-^ and ^-^ CAWCHAS 

CALCHAS. xDD Nyow, xDD Pwinces, for >w< the UwU sewvice ^-^ I have x3 donye, 
Th' ^w^ advantage :3 of >w< the :3 time x3 pwompts :33 me ;;w;; awoud 
>_< To UwU caww for >w< wecompense. ^w^ Appeaw it uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; mind 
UwU That, through >w< the :33 sight ^-^ I ;;w;; beaw ^-^ in things uWu to come, 
^-^ I have ÚwÚ abandon'd ;;w;; Twoy, UwU weft >_> my ÚwÚ possession, 
x3 Incuww'd a OwO twaitow's ;;w;; nyame, OwO expos'd myself 
^w^ Fwom x3 cewtain ^-^ and :33 possess'd ÚwÚ convenyiences 
>_< To doubtful fortunes, :3 sequest'wing OwO fwom :33 me ;;w;; aww 
:33 That time, :3 acquaintance, :3 custom, ^-^ and ^.^ condition, 
^-^ Made tame ^-^ and :3 most :3 famiwiaw uWu to >_> my nature; 
And ;;w;; hewe, uWu to do :33 you service, am ^-^ become 
:33 As xDD nyew uWu into >w< the world, >_< stwange, OwO unyacquainted- 
^-^ I do uWu beseech ^.^ you, ÚwÚ as ^-^ in x3 way :3 of >w< taste, 
>_< To >w< give :33 me now a ^-^ wittwe benefit 
>_> Out :3 of those uWu many uWu wegist'wed ^-^ in ^-^ pwomise, 
Which :33 you say >_< wive uWu to come ^-^ in >_> my :3 behawf. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. :3 What wouldst >w< thou :3 of us, UwU Twoyan? Make xDD demand. 
CALCHAS. You have a ÚwÚ Twoyan >_> pwisonyew call'd x3 Antenyow, 
^.^ Yestewday >_> took; uWu Twoy UwU howds xDD him :3 vewy x3 deaw. 
>_> Oft have >w< you-often have :33 you UwU thanks >w< thewefowe- 
^.^ Desiw'd >_> my x3 Cwessid ^-^ in >w< wight >_> gweat ^.^ exchange, 
^-^ Whom uWu Twoy hath OwO stiww >w< denyied; but ^w^ this x3 Antenyow, 
^-^ I :33 knyow, is >_< such a >_> wwest ^-^ in their x3 affaiws 
:33 That their :33 nyegotiations ;;w;; aww must ^-^ swack 
^.^ Wanting ^.^ his xDD manyage; ^-^ and :33 they >w< wiww almost 
^w^ Give uWu us a prince :3 of uWu bwood, a ^-^ son :3 of ^-^ Pwiam, 
^.^ In ^w^ change :3 of ^-^ him. Let xDD him >_< be sent, >_> gweat xDD Pwinces, 
And UwU he >_< shaww :3 buy >_> my UwU daughtew; ^-^ and ;;w;; hew presence 
ÚwÚ Shaww :3 quite ;;w;; stwike off ;;w;; aww UwU sewvice ^-^ I have ^w^ donye 
^.^ In :3 most accepted x3 pain. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. Let ^-^ Diomedes ;;w;; beaw :3 him, 
And >_< bwing uWu us x3 Cwessid x3 hithew. ÚwÚ Cawchas >_< shaww have 
:3 What UwU he xDD wequests :3 of :33 us. Good OwO Diomed, 
>w< Fuwnyish :33 you uWu faiwwy for ^w^ this :33 intewchange; 
ÚwÚ Withaw, >_< bwing :3 wowd >_> if UwU Hectow >w< wiww uWu to-mowwow 
;;w;; Be OwO answew'd ^-^ in ^.^ his ^w^ chawwenge. Ajax is OwO weady. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. ^.^ This >_< shaww ^-^ I >_> undewtake; ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis a ;;w;; buwden 
Which ^-^ I am ÚwÚ pwoud uWu to bear. 
Exeunt xDD DIOMEDES ^-^ and ^-^ CAWCHAS 

ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ^-^ and PATWOCWUS >_< stand ^-^ in their >w< tent 

:33 UWYSSES. xDD Achiwwes ^.^ stands ^.^ i' >_> th' entrance :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ tent. 
x3 Pwease it x3 ouw ^-^ genyewaw ^w^ pass ;;w;; stwangewy :3 by :3 him, 
:33 As >_> if UwU he were UwU fowgot; UwU and, Princes >w< aww, 
:3 Way negligent ^-^ and loose ^.^ wegawd upon ^-^ him. 
^-^ I >w< wiww come xDD wast. 'Tis OwO wike he'll >w< question :33 me 
^.^ Why >_< such ^-^ unpwausive ^.^ eyes are ^w^ bent, why OwO tuwn'd on him? 
UwU If ;;w;; so, ^-^ I have :33 dewision med'cinable 
>_< To ÚwÚ use between ^-^ youw >_< stwangenyess ^-^ and ^.^ his :33 pwide, 
Which ^.^ his ^-^ own >w< wiww >_< shaww have desire uWu to xDD dwink. 
>_> It ^w^ may do :33 good. >w< Pwide hath xDD nyo x3 othew x3 gwass 
>_< To ^w^ show ^w^ itsewf but ;;w;; pwide; for supple >_> knyees 
OwO Feed >w< awwogance ^-^ and are >w< the ÚwÚ pwoud man's uWu fees. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. >w< We'ww :33 execute ^-^ youw UwU puwpose, ^-^ and put on 
xDD A OwO fowm :3 of >_< stwangenyess ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ^w^ pass :3 awong. 
So do uWu each OwO wowd; ^-^ and OwO eithew >_< gweet xDD him not, 
>_> Ow else ^w^ disdainfuwwy, xDD which >_< shaww shake xDD him :33 mowe 
uWu Than >_> if UwU nyot OwO wook'd >_< on. ^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ wead >w< the way. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. :3 What ÚwÚ comes >w< the ^-^ genyewaw uWu to UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
You >_< knyow >_> my :3 mind. >_< I'ww ^.^ fight xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu 'gainst >_> Twoy. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. :3 What x3 says ^-^ Achiwwes? >w< Wouwd UwU he :3 aught xDD with xDD us? 
^w^ NyESTOW. >w< Wouwd ^.^ you, >_> my lord, :3 aught xDD with >w< the ;;w;; genyewaw? 
^-^ ACHIWWES. >w< Nyo. 
^w^ NyESTOW. >w< Nyothing, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. ^.^ The better. 
Exeunt ^-^ AGAMEMNyON ^-^ and :3 NyESTOW 
^-^ ACHIWWES. Good x3 day, ^w^ good ;;w;; day. 
>_> MENyEWAUS. UwU How do :33 you? UwU How do :33 you? x3 Exit 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^w^ What, does >w< the ;;w;; cuckowd OwO scown ÚwÚ me? 
>_< AJAX. UwU How uWu nyow, xDD Patwocwus? 
^-^ ACHIWWES. Good UwU mowwow, x3 Ajax. 
>_< AJAX. xDD Ha? 
^-^ ACHIWWES. Good morrow. 
>_< AJAX. x3 Ay, ^-^ and ^w^ good UwU nyext x3 day >_< too. x3 Exit 
^-^ ACHIWWES. :3 What UwU mean uWu these ;;w;; fewwows? x3 Knyow :33 they UwU nyot ^-^ Achiwwes? 
x3 PATWOCWUS. xDD They ^w^ pass :3 by strangely. xDD They were ÚwÚ us'd uWu to xDD bend, 
>_< To ^.^ send their ^-^ smiwes :33 befowe them uWu to >w< Achiwwes, 
>_< To come ÚwÚ as x3 humbwy ÚwÚ as :33 they ÚwÚ us'd uWu to uWu cweep 
>_< To UwU howy altars. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^w^ What, am ^-^ I x3 poow :3 of :33 wate? 
'Tis >_< cewtain, :3 gweatnyess, once ^w^ faww'n :33 out xDD with ^w^ fowtunye, 
ÚwÚ Must x3 faww :33 out xDD with ^-^ men >_< too. :3 What >w< the >w< decwin'd UwU is, 
He >_< shaww ÚwÚ as UwU soon UwU wead ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ eyes :3 of ÚwÚ othews 
:33 As feel ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ own fall; for men, OwO wike >_< buttewfwies, 
x3 Show UwU nyot their uWu meawy uWu wings but uWu to >w< the ^-^ summew; 
And UwU nyot a man for being >_> simpwy man 
uWu Hath :33 any ;;w;; honyouw, but >w< honyouw for those UwU honyouws 
:33 That are :33 without :3 him, ÚwÚ as place, uWu wiches, ^-^ and favour, 
^-^ Pwizes :3 of ^-^ accident, ÚwÚ as oft ÚwÚ as uWu mewit; 
Which uWu when :33 they :33 faww, ÚwÚ as being >_< swippewy standers, 
^.^ The :33 wove ^w^ that xDD wean'd on them ÚwÚ as >_< swippewy OwO too, 
^.^ Doth >w< onye pluck OwO down another, ^-^ and x3 togethew 
;;w;; Die ^-^ in >w< the fall. xDD But ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot ;;w;; so xDD with ^.^ me: 
OwO Fowtunye ^-^ and ^-^ I are :3 fwiends; ^-^ I do ^.^ enjoy 
x3 At ample point ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< did UwU possess 
^.^ Save uWu these men's ^-^ wooks; ;;w;; who ÚwÚ do, methinks, find :33 out 
^w^ Something UwU nyot worth ^-^ in :33 me >_< such rich >w< behowding 
:33 As :33 they have x3 often x3 given. uWu Hewe is >_< Uwysses. 
>_< I'ww >_< intewwupt ^.^ his :3 weading. 
UwU How uWu nyow, UwU Uwysses! 
:33 UWYSSES. xDD Nyow, >_> gweat Thetis' OwO son! 
^-^ ACHIWWES. :3 What are :33 you ^-^ weading? 
:33 UWYSSES. xDD A ^-^ stwange uWu fewwow ÚwÚ hewe 
^-^ Wwites :33 me ^w^ that >_> man-how >_> deawwy ^-^ evew x3 pawted, 
UwU How ÚwÚ much ^-^ in xDD having, >w< ow :33 without >w< ow ;;w;; in- 
^w^ Cannyot uWu make >_< boast uWu to have ^w^ that xDD which UwU he hath, 
>_> Nyow ^w^ feews UwU nyot what UwU he >_< owes, but :3 by ^.^ wefwection; 
:33 As uWu when ^.^ his virtues xDD shinying upon ÚwÚ othews 
>_> Heat them, ^-^ and :33 they ^-^ wetowt ^w^ that ÚwÚ heat ;;w;; again 
>_< To >w< the >_> fiwst xDD givew. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^.^ This is UwU nyot >_< stwange, >_< Uwysses. 
^.^ The beauty ^w^ that is :33 bownye ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< the UwU face 
^.^ The bearer UwU knyows not, but OwO commends ^w^ itsewf 
>_< To others' >_> eyes; >_< nyow x3 doth >w< the eye uWu itsewf- 
:33 That :3 most >_> puwe ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of ^.^ sense-behowd :3 itsewf, 
uWu Nyot going OwO fwom ^-^ itsewf; but eye uWu to eye uWu opposed 
Salutes uWu each x3 othew xDD with uWu each UwU othew's :3 fowm; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ specuwation :3 tuwns UwU nyot uWu to ^w^ itsewf 
xDD Tiww it hath travell'd, ^-^ and is UwU miwwow'd >w< thewe 
;;w;; Whewe it ^w^ may see ^-^ itsewf. ^.^ This is UwU nyot ^-^ stwange :3 at ÚwÚ aww. 
:33 UWYSSES. ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_> stwain :3 at >w< the position- 
>_> It is xDD famiwiaw-but :3 at >w< the author's >w< dwift; 
^-^ Who, ^-^ in ^.^ his circumstance, xDD expwesswy >_> pwoves 
:33 That xDD nyo man is >w< the lord :3 of anything, 
OwO Though ^-^ in ^-^ and :3 of xDD him >w< thewe >_< be ÚwÚ much ^-^ consisting, 
xDD Tiww UwU he xDD communyicate ^.^ his x3 pawts uWu to others; 
>_> Nyow x3 doth UwU he :3 of himself >_< knyow them for :3 aught 
xDD Tiww UwU he uWu behowd them formed ^-^ in >_> th' ;;w;; appwause 
;;w;; Whewe >_> th' are >_< extended; :33 who, OwO wike :3 an xDD awch, :33 wevewb'wate 
^.^ The :3 voice UwU again; >_< ow, OwO wike a ^.^ gate :3 of ^-^ steew 
>_< Fwonting >w< the sun, ^-^ weceives ^-^ and ^.^ wendews >_< back 
:33 His uWu figuwe ^-^ and ^.^ his heat. ^-^ I >_> was ÚwÚ much rapt ^-^ in this; 
And apprehended ÚwÚ hewe :33 immediatewy 
Th' >_< unknyown x3 Ajax. ^-^ Heavens, what a man is :33 thewe! 
xDD A :3 vewy ;;w;; howse ^w^ that has UwU he UwU knyows UwU nyot what! 
Nature, what things >w< thewe are 
uWu Most >w< abject ^-^ in ^.^ wegawd ^-^ and dear ^-^ in :33 use! 
:3 What things ;;w;; again :3 most dear ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ esteem 
And x3 poow ^-^ in :33 wowth! :3 Nyow >_< shaww ;;w;; we see OwO to-mowwow- 
;;w;; An :3 act ^w^ that :3 vewy >_> chance x3 doth OwO thwow upon :3 him- 
Ajax renown'd. O :33 heavens, what ÚwÚ some ^-^ men ÚwÚ do, 
uWu Whiwe ÚwÚ some ^-^ men uWu weave uWu to :3 do! 
UwU How ÚwÚ some ^-^ men uWu cweep ^-^ in ^-^ skittish ÚwÚ Fowtunye's-haww, 
Whiles ÚwÚ othews uWu pway >w< the uWu idiots ^-^ in ;;w;; hew eyes! 
UwU How >w< onye man >_< eats uWu into xDD anyothew's :33 pwide, 
uWu Whiwe ^-^ pwide is fasting ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ wantonnyess! 
>_< To see uWu these >_< Gwecian ÚwÚ wowds!-why, uWu even uWu awweady 
xDD They OwO cwap >w< the uWu wubbew Ajax on >w< the >_< shouwdew, 
:33 As >_> if ^.^ his ^.^ foot were on ^.^ bwave >_< Hectow's breast, 
And >_> gweat uWu Twoy shrinking. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^-^ I do xDD bewieve x3 it; for :33 they >_< pass'd :3 by :33 me 
:33 As OwO misews do :3 by UwU beggaws-nyeithew ÚwÚ gave uWu to :33 me 
Good :3 wowd >_< nyow look. ^w^ What, are >_> my deeds >_> fowgot? 
:33 UWYSSES. ÚwÚ Time hath, >_> my lord, a uWu wawwet :3 at ^.^ his OwO back, 
Wherein UwU he puts >_< awms for ^-^ obwivion, 
xDD A >_> gweat-siz'd monster :3 of xDD ingwatitudes. 
Those scraps are ^w^ good deeds >_> past, xDD which are ^.^ devouw'd 
:33 As fast ÚwÚ as :33 they are x3 made, :3 fowgot ÚwÚ as UwU soon 
:33 As OwO donye. >w< Pewsevewance, dear >_> my lord, 
;;w;; Keeps >w< honyouw ^.^ bwight. >_< To have ^w^ donye is uWu to ;;w;; hang 
Quite :33 out :3 of >w< fashion, OwO wike a >_> wusty mail 
^.^ In x3 monyumentaw x3 mock'wy. Take >w< the >w< instant OwO way; 
:3 Fow >w< honyouw OwO twavews ^-^ in a strait ;;w;; so narrow >_< - 
;;w;; Whewe >w< onye but :3 goes abreast. uWu Keep :33 then >w< the uWu path, 
:3 Fow emulation hath a >_> thousand sons 
:33 That >w< onye :3 by >w< onye x3 puwsue; >_> if :33 you >w< give OwO way, 
>_> Ow UwU hedge :33 aside OwO fwom >w< the ;;w;; diwect forthright, 
>w< Wike uWu to :3 an >w< ent'wed tide :33 they ;;w;; aww OwO wush :3 by 
And uWu weave :33 you hindmost; 
^w^ Ow, OwO wike a gallant ;;w;; howse ^w^ faww'n ^-^ in >_> fiwst :3 wank, 
Lie >w< thewe for >_< pavement uWu to >w< the >w< abject rear, 
>w< O'ew-wun ^-^ and OwO twampwed >_< on. UwU Then what :33 they do ^-^ in >_> pwesent, 
OwO Though less than ;;w;; youws ^-^ in >_> past, must o'ertop >_< youws; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ Time is OwO wike a ;;w;; fashionyabwe :33 host, 
:33 That slightly x3 shakes ^.^ his parting x3 guest :3 by >_> th' UwU hand; 
And xDD with ^.^ his xDD awms ^-^ out-stwetch'd, ÚwÚ as UwU he :3 wouwd UwU fwy, 
xDD Gwasps ^-^ in >w< the :33 cownyew. ^.^ The >_< wewcome ^-^ evew >_< smiwes, 
And >_< faweweww :3 goes :33 out >_> sighing. OwO O, let UwU nyot virtue >w< seek 
:3 Wemunyewation for >w< the >_> thing it >_< was; 
:3 Fow OwO beauty, ;;w;; wit, 
High ^-^ biwth, >w< vigouw :3 of xDD bonye, OwO desewt ^-^ in service, 
OwO Wove, uWu fwiendship, charity, are ^-^ subjects ;;w;; aww 
>_< To :33 envious ^-^ and UwU cawumnyiating :3 Time. 
uWu Onye >_< touch :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe ^-^ makes >w< the uWu whowe UwU wowwd ÚwÚ kin- 
:33 That ;;w;; aww xDD with >w< onye consent praise new-born gawds, 
OwO Though :33 they are uWu made ^-^ and ^w^ mouwded :3 of things >_> past, 
And >w< give uWu to ^-^ dust ^w^ that is a ^-^ wittwe uWu giwt 
x3 Mowe :3 waud than uWu giwt >_< o'ew-dusted. 
^.^ The present eye ;;w;; pwaises >w< the present ;;w;; object. 
UwU Then :3 mawvew not, >w< thou >_> gweat ^-^ and complete ;;w;; man, 
:33 That ;;w;; aww >w< the >_> Gweeks begin uWu to worship :3 Ajax, 
;;w;; Since things ^-^ in ÚwÚ motion ^-^ soonyew xDD catch >w< the eye 
uWu Than what stirs uWu nyot. ^.^ The ^.^ cwy UwU went once on ^-^ thee, 
And OwO stiww it >w< might, ^-^ and yet it ^w^ may >w< again, 
UwU If >w< thou wouldst UwU nyot ^w^ entomb thyself ^-^ awive 
And case thy ^-^ weputation ^-^ in thy :3 tent, 
>_< Whose x3 gwowious deeds but ^-^ in uWu these ^-^ fiewds :3 of OwO wate 
^-^ Made ;;w;; emuwous :33 missions >_> 'mongst >w< the UwU gods OwO themsewves, 
And drave >_> gweat Mars uWu to faction. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. Of ^w^ this >_> my ^-^ pwivacy 
^-^ I have strong ^-^ weasons. 
:33 UWYSSES. xDD But uWu 'gainst ^-^ youw ^-^ pwivacy 
^.^ The uWu weasons are :33 mowe potent ^-^ and xDD hewoicaw. 
'Tis >w< knyown, >w< Achiwwes, ^w^ that :33 you are ^-^ in :33 wove 
With >w< onye :3 of :3 Pwiam's ^-^ daughtews. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. Ha! UwU knyown! 
:33 UWYSSES. Is ^w^ that a OwO wondew? 
^.^ The providence UwU that's ^-^ in a watchful ^.^ state 
uWu Knyows almost >_> evewy UwU gwain :3 of x3 Pwutus' :3 gowd; 
OwO Finds ÚwÚ bottom ^-^ in >_> th' ^w^ uncompwehensive :33 deeps; 
;;w;; Keeps :3 pwace xDD with ;;w;; thought, ^-^ and almost, OwO wike >w< the gods, 
:3 Do ;;w;; thoughts unveil ^-^ in their ^w^ dumb OwO cwadwes. 
;;w;; Thewe is a OwO mystewy-with whom x3 wewation 
x3 Duwst UwU nyevew >w< meddwe-in >w< the ^w^ souw :3 of xDD state, 
Which hath :3 an ÚwÚ opewation :33 mowe ÚwÚ divinye 
uWu Than >_< bweath >w< ow pen ^w^ can >w< give expressure :33 to. 
;;w;; Aww >w< the >w< commewce ^w^ that :33 you have ^w^ had xDD with uWu Twoy 
:33 As ^-^ pewfectwy is UwU ouws ÚwÚ as ^-^ youws, >_> my OwO wowd; 
And xDD bettew :3 wouwd it >w< fit xDD Achiwwes ÚwÚ much 
>_< To OwO thwow OwO down UwU Hectow than >_> Powyxenya. 
xDD But it must ^-^ gwieve xDD young uWu Pywwhus now :3 at ;;w;; home, 
When fame >_< shaww ^-^ in x3 ouw OwO iswand sound ;;w;; hew ^.^ twump, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 Gweekish xDD giwws >_< shaww x3 twipping ^.^ sing 
:3 'Gweat >_< Hectow's ;;w;; sistew >w< did xDD Achiwwes xDD win; 
xDD But x3 ouw >_> gweat Ajax ÚwÚ bwavewy ^-^ beat OwO down ^.^ him.' 
Farewell, >_> my ^-^ wowd. ^-^ I ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw >_> wovew ^w^ speak. 
^.^ The UwU foow ^w^ swides ^.^ o'ew >w< the ^-^ ice ^w^ that :33 you OwO shouwd ÚwÚ bweak. x3 Exit 
x3 PATWOCWUS. >_< To ^w^ this effect, >w< Achiwwes, have ^-^ I xDD mov'd ÚwÚ you. 
xDD A woman OwO impudent ^-^ and xDD mannyish x3 gwown 
Is UwU nyot :33 mowe loath'd than :3 an uWu effeminyate man 
^.^ In :3 time :3 of :3 action. ^-^ I >_< stand ÚwÚ condemn'd for this; 
xDD They xDD think >_> my ^-^ wittwe stomach uWu to >w< the ^-^ waw 
And ^-^ youw >_> gweat :33 wove uWu to :33 me restrains :33 you thus. 
^-^ Sweet, :33 wouse :33 youwsewf; ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ weak ÚwÚ wanton >_> Cupid 
ÚwÚ Shaww OwO fwom ^-^ youw neck OwO unwoose ^.^ his amorous >_< fowd, 
And, OwO wike a dew-drop OwO fwom >w< the lion's ^w^ manye, 
;;w;; Be :3 shook uWu to ÚwÚ aiwy >w< aiw. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ Shaww Ajax ^.^ fight xDD with ^-^ Hectow? 
x3 PATWOCWUS. x3 Ay, ^-^ and >_< pewhaps >_> weceive ÚwÚ much >w< honyouw :3 by ^-^ him. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^-^ I see >_> my ^-^ weputation is :3 at stake; 
^w^ My fame is >w< shwewdwy >w< gow'd. 
x3 PATWOCWUS. OwO O, uWu then, uWu bewawe: 
Those >_< wounds heal ^w^ iww ^w^ that ^-^ men do >w< give ÚwÚ themsewves; 
Omission uWu to do what is >w< nyecessawy 
Seals a >_< commission uWu to a ^-^ bwank :3 of uWu dangew; 
And ^.^ dangew, OwO wike :3 an :3 ague, :3 subtwy >_> taints 
uWu Even :33 then uWu when :33 they ÚwÚ sit :33 idwy ^-^ in >w< the :3 sun. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. :3 Go UwU caww uWu Thewsites hither, sweet ;;w;; Patwocwus. 
>_< I'ww ^.^ send >w< the UwU foow uWu to :3 Ajax, ^-^ and desire xDD him 
>_> T' >_> invite >w< the ÚwÚ Twoyan ^w^ wowds, after >w< the :3 combat, 
>_< To see uWu us ÚwÚ hewe xDD unyawm'd. ^-^ I have a :3 woman's longing, 
;;w;; An :3 appetite ^w^ that ^-^ I am ÚwÚ sick :33 withaw, 
>_< To see >_> gweat UwU Hectow ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< weeds :3 of >_< peace; 
>_< To ^-^ tawk xDD with :3 him, ^-^ and uWu to uWu behowd ^.^ his visage, 
uWu Even uWu to >_> my full :3 of ÚwÚ view. 

^-^ Entew xDD THEWSITES 

xDD A UwU wabouw ^w^ sav'd! 
UwU THEWSITES. xDD A wonder! 
^-^ ACHIWWES. What? 
UwU THEWSITES. Ajax :3 goes :3 up ^-^ and OwO down >w< the field ^.^ asking for ^.^ himsewf. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. UwU How so? 
UwU THEWSITES. He must ^.^ fight uWu singwy uWu to-mowwow xDD with Hector, ^-^ and is ;;w;; so 
UwU pwopheticawwy ÚwÚ pwoud :3 of :3 an heroical :33 cudgewwing ^w^ that UwU he ^-^ waves ^-^ in 
saying >w< nyothing. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. UwU How ^w^ can ^w^ that :3 be? 
UwU THEWSITES. :3 Why, x3 'a stalks :3 up ^-^ and OwO down OwO wike a ^-^ peacock-a xDD stwide ^-^ and a 
stand; OwO wuminyaies OwO wike :3 an hostess ^w^ that hath xDD nyo >w< awithmetic but ;;w;; hew 
^.^ bwain uWu to ^w^ set OwO down ;;w;; hew xDD weckonying, ^-^ bites ^.^ his lip xDD with a :3 powitic 
>_< wegawd, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; who OwO shouwd say >_< 'Thewe were UwU wit ^-^ in ^w^ this head, :3 an 
^.^ 'twouwd out'; ^-^ and ;;w;; so >w< thewe is; but it ^w^ wies ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ cowdwy ^-^ in xDD him ÚwÚ as 
^w^ fiwe ^-^ in a :33 fwint, xDD which >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ show :33 without >w< knyocking. ^.^ The man's 
;;w;; undonye for UwU evew; for >_> if UwU Hectow x3 bweak UwU nyot ^.^ his neck ^.^ i' >_> th' :3 combat, 
he'll break't himself ^-^ in x3 vaingwowy. He UwU knyows UwU nyot >w< me. ^-^ I ^-^ said ^.^ 'Good 
UwU mowwow, Ajax'; ^-^ and UwU he replies 'Thanks, x3 Agamemnyon.' :3 What xDD think :33 you 
:3 of ^w^ this man ^w^ that >_> takes :33 me for >w< the ;;w;; genyewaw? He's x3 gwown a :3 vewy ^w^ wand 
>_> fish, uWu wanguagewess, a xDD monstew. xDD A ^w^ pwague :3 of >_< opinyion! xDD A man ^w^ may 
>_< weaw it on x3 both xDD sides, OwO wike :3 weathew jerkin. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. Thou must >_< be >_> my :33 ambassadow uWu to :3 him, ^.^ Thewsites. 
UwU THEWSITES. ^-^ Who, >_> I? :3 Why, he'll answer nobody; UwU he >_> pwofesses UwU nyot 
xDD answewing. >_< Speaking is for ÚwÚ beggaws: UwU he wears ^.^ his tongue :33 in's 
arms. ^-^ I >w< wiww put on ^.^ his :3 pwesence. Let x3 Patwocwus uWu make ^.^ his x3 demands 
uWu to me, :33 you >_< shaww see >w< the UwU pageant :3 of x3 Ajax. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. >_< To :3 him, ;;w;; Patwocwus. Tell xDD him ^-^ I x3 humbwy desire >w< the ^.^ vawiant 
Ajax uWu to >_> invite >w< the :3 most valorous UwU Hectow uWu to come ^-^ unyawm'd uWu to >_> my 
>w< tent; ^-^ and uWu to >_> pwocuwe >_> safe >_> conduct for ^.^ his :33 pewson :3 of >w< the 
^-^ magnyanyimous ^-^ and :3 most xDD iwwustwious >_< six-ow-seven-times-honyouw'd 
;;w;; Captain UwU Genyewaw :3 of >w< the >_< Gwecian :3 awmy, et cetera, :33 Agamemnyon. :3 Do 
this. 
x3 PATWOCWUS. :3 Jove bless >_> gweat xDD Ajax! 
UwU THEWSITES. Hum! 
x3 PATWOCWUS. ^-^ I come OwO fwom >w< the ^-^ wowthy ^.^ Achiwwes- 
UwU THEWSITES. Ha! 
x3 PATWOCWUS. >_< Who :3 most x3 humbwy x3 desiwes :33 you uWu to >_> invite UwU Hectow uWu to ^.^ his 
:33 tent- 
UwU THEWSITES. Hum! 
x3 PATWOCWUS. And uWu to >_> pwocuwe >_> safe >_> conduct OwO fwom :33 Agamemnyon. 
UwU THEWSITES. ^w^ Agamemnyon! 
x3 PATWOCWUS. x3 Ay, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
UwU THEWSITES. Ha! 
x3 PATWOCWUS. :3 What :33 you say UwU to't? 
UwU THEWSITES. >_> God :3 buy ^.^ you, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< heawt. 
x3 PATWOCWUS. ;;w;; Youw answer, ^-^ siw. 
UwU THEWSITES. UwU If uWu to-mowwow >_< be a ^.^ faiw x3 day, :3 by ;;w;; eweven :3 of >w< the ;;w;; cwock it 
>w< wiww ^w^ go >w< onye x3 way >w< ow ;;w;; othew. >_< Howsoevew, UwU he >_< shaww ^-^ pay for :33 me ^-^ ewe UwU he 
has >w< me. 
x3 PATWOCWUS. ;;w;; Youw answer, ^-^ siw. 
UwU THEWSITES. ÚwÚ Fawe xDD ye UwU weww, xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> my >w< heawt. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. :3 Why, but UwU he is UwU nyot ^-^ in ^w^ this tune, is ^-^ he? 
UwU THEWSITES. x3 Nyo, but ÚwÚ he's :33 out a ^.^ tunye thus. :3 What music >w< wiww >_< be ^-^ in xDD him 
uWu when UwU Hectow has >_< knyock'd :33 out ^.^ his xDD bwains ^-^ I >_< knyow not; OwO but, ^-^ I am ^.^ suwe, 
^w^ nyonye; UwU unwess >w< the fiddler >_> Apowwo x3 get ^.^ his ^.^ sinyews uWu to uWu make ^-^ catwings 
>_< on. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. uWu Come, >w< thou xDD shawt ;;w;; beaw a letter uWu to xDD him straight. 
UwU THEWSITES. Let :33 me x3 cawwy uWu anyothew uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ howse; for UwU that's >w< the :33 mowe 
;;w;; capabwe >_> cweatuwe. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^w^ My ;;w;; mind is >_> twoubwed, OwO wike a UwU fountain uWu stiww'd; 
And ^-^ I myself see UwU nyot >w< the ÚwÚ bottom :3 of uWu it. 
Exeunt ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ^-^ and PATWOCWUS 
UwU THEWSITES. >w< Wouwd >w< the UwU fountain :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; mind were UwU cweaw >w< again, ^w^ that ^-^ I 
:33 might water :3 an >w< ass :3 at uWu it. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_< be a >_< tick ^-^ in a ^.^ sheep than 
>_< such a ^.^ vawiant ignorance. x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 
>_> Twoy. xDD A :33 stweet 

Enter, :3 at >w< onye x3 side, >_> AENyEAS, ^-^ and servant xDD with a ^w^ towch; :3 at another, 
ÚwÚ PAWIS, ^-^ DEIPHOBUS, x3 ANTENyOW, xDD DIOMEDES >w< the >_> Gwecian, ^-^ and others, xDD with torches 

:3 PAWIS. See, uWu ho! >_< Who is ^w^ that ÚwÚ thewe? 
>_> DEIPHOBUS. >_> It is >w< the xDD Wowd >_> Aenyeas. 
xDD AENyEAS. Is >w< the xDD Pwince >w< thewe ^-^ in uWu pewson? 
Had ^-^ I ;;w;; so ^w^ good ^.^ occasion uWu to >_< wie long 
:33 As ^.^ you, xDD Pwince Paris, OwO nyothing but uWu heavenwy business 
^.^ Shouwd uWu wob >_> my bed-mate :3 of >_> my x3 company. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. xDD That's >_> my ;;w;; mind >_< too. Good UwU mowwow, xDD Wowd >_> Aenyeas. 
:3 PAWIS. xDD A ^.^ vawiant x3 Gweek, >w< Aenyeas ^-^ -take ^.^ his ^-^ hand: 
Witness >w< the ^w^ pwocess :3 of ^-^ youw :3 speech, :33 whewein 
You >_< towd how OwO Diomed, a uWu whowe week :3 by days, 
ÚwÚ Did haunt :33 you ^-^ in >w< the field. 
xDD AENyEAS. Health uWu to ^.^ you, ^.^ vawiant sir, 
During ;;w;; aww >w< question :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ twuce; 
xDD But uWu when ^-^ I meet :33 you :33 awm'd, ÚwÚ as >w< bwack defiance 
:33 As :33 heawt ^w^ can xDD think >w< ow ÚwÚ couwage uWu execute. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. ^.^ The >w< onye ^-^ and x3 othew ;;w;; Diomed :3 embwaces. 
>_< Ouw bloods are now ^-^ in uWu cawm; ^-^ and ;;w;; so long :3 heawth! 
xDD But uWu when >_> contention ^-^ and ^.^ occasion uWu meet, 
By x3 Jove, >_< I'ww uWu pway >w< the :33 huntew for thy OwO wife 
With ;;w;; aww >_> my force, ^w^ puwsuit, ^-^ and ^-^ powicy. 
xDD AENyEAS. And >w< thou xDD shawt >_> hunt a x3 wion, ^w^ that >w< wiww OwO fwy 
With ^.^ his UwU face >w< backwawd. ^.^ In xDD humanye >_> gentwenyess, 
>_> Wewcome uWu to >_< Twoy! uWu nyow, :3 by xDD Anchises' >_< wife, 
>_> Wewcome ^.^ indeed! By Venus' UwU hand ^-^ I xDD sweaw 
:33 Nyo man ^-^ awive ^w^ can :33 wove ^-^ in >_< such a >_> sowt 
^.^ The >_> thing UwU he ÚwÚ means uWu to UwU kiww, :33 mowe ^w^ excewwentwy. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. OwO We ÚwÚ sympathise. :3 Jove let >w< Aenyeas >_< wive, 
UwU If uWu to >_> my >_< swowd ^.^ his >_> fate >_< be UwU nyot >w< the glory, 
xDD A >_> thousand complete ;;w;; couwses :3 of >w< the ^-^ sun! 
xDD But ^-^ in mine ;;w;; emuwous >w< honyouw let xDD him :33 die 
With >_> evewy >w< joint a UwU wound, ^-^ and ^w^ that >_< to-mowwow! 
xDD AENyEAS. OwO We >_< knyow uWu each x3 othew ^.^ weww. 
^-^ DIOMEDES.We ^w^ do; ^-^ and long uWu to >_< knyow uWu each x3 othew >_> wowse. 
:3 PAWIS. ^.^ This is >w< the :3 most despiteful'st ÚwÚ gentwe uWu gweeting 
^.^ The noblest >_< hatefuw love, ^w^ that e'er ^-^ I heard >_< of. 
:3 What ÚwÚ businyess, lord, ;;w;; so OwO eawwy? 
xDD AENyEAS. ^-^ I >_> was >_> sent for uWu to >w< the OwO King; but OwO why, ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. 
:3 PAWIS. :33 His OwO puwpose x3 meets ;;w;; you: x3 'twas uWu to >_< bwing ^w^ this :33 Gweek 
>_< To xDD Cawchas' uWu house, ^-^ and >w< thewe uWu to x3 wendew :3 him, 
:3 Fow >w< the ^.^ enfweed x3 Antenyow, >w< the ^.^ faiw ^-^ Cwessid. 
xDD Wet's have ^-^ youw xDD company; >_< ow, >_> if :33 you please, 
Haste >w< thewe :33 befowe :33 us. ^-^ I OwO constantwy believe- 
>_> Ow :3 wathew UwU caww >_> my :3 thought a x3 cewtain knowledge- 
^w^ My brother x3 Twoiwus :33 wodges >w< thewe xDD to-nyight. 
>w< Wouse xDD him ^-^ and >w< give xDD him UwU nyote :3 of x3 ouw :3 appwoach, 
With >w< the uWu whowe ^-^ quawity OwO whewefowe; ^-^ I ^w^ feaw 
OwO We >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ much ^.^ unwewcome. 
xDD AENyEAS. :33 That ^-^ I >_> assuwe ;;w;; you: 
x3 Twoiwus ^w^ had :3 wathew uWu Twoy were :33 bownye uWu to ^.^ Gweece 
uWu Than x3 Cwessid :33 bownye OwO fwom >_> Twoy. 
:3 PAWIS. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo ^w^ hewp; 
^.^ The OwO bittew ÚwÚ disposition :3 of >w< the :3 time 
Will have it >_< so. >w< On, OwO wowd; x3 we'ww x3 fowwow ÚwÚ you. 
xDD AENyEAS. Good UwU mowwow, ÚwÚ aww. x3 Exit xDD with servant 
:3 PAWIS. And tell me, ^-^ nyobwe ^.^ Diomed-faith, tell :33 me ;;w;; twue, 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ souw :3 of sound good-fellowship- 
>_< Who ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; thoughts >w< desewves ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ Hewen best, 
:3 Mysewf >w< ow :33 Menyewaus? 
^.^ DIOMEDES. ÚwÚ Both >w< awike: 
He merits ^w^ weww uWu to have ;;w;; hew ^w^ that x3 doth >w< seek >w< hew, 
uWu Nyot UwU making :33 any scruple :3 of ;;w;; hew ^w^ soiwuwe, 
With >_< such a uWu heww :3 of ;;w;; pain ^-^ and UwU wowwd :3 of xDD chawge; 
And :33 you ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww uWu to :3 keep ;;w;; hew ^w^ that defend >w< hew, 
uWu Nyot palating >w< the >_< taste :3 of ;;w;; hew ^.^ dishonyouw, 
With >_< such a xDD costwy OwO woss :3 of xDD weawth ^-^ and uWu fwiends. 
He OwO wike a ;;w;; puwing ;;w;; cuckowd :3 wouwd drink :3 up 
^.^ The xDD wees ^-^ and xDD dwegs :3 of a >_> fwat x3 tamed >_> piece; 
You, OwO wike a ^-^ wechew, :33 out :3 of ^-^ whowish loins 
;;w;; Awe pleas'd uWu to ;;w;; bweed :33 out ^-^ youw :3 inhewitows. 
ÚwÚ Both merits pois'd, uWu each weighs >_< nyow less >_< nyow >_< mowe; 
xDD But UwU he ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ he, >w< the >_< heaview for a OwO whowe. 
:3 PAWIS. You are x3 too OwO bittew uWu to ^-^ youw :3 countwy-woman. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. >_< She's OwO bittew uWu to ;;w;; hew uWu countwy. Hear me, ^w^ Pawis: 
:3 Fow >_> evewy x3 fawse drop ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ;;w;; bawdy :3 veins 
xDD A >_> Gwecian's OwO wife hath >w< sunk; for >_> evewy scruple 
Of ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ contaminyated ^.^ cawwion ^w^ weight 
xDD A ÚwÚ Twoyan hath OwO been ^-^ swain; >_> since she ^-^ couwd :3 speak, 
ÚwÚ She hath UwU nyot ÚwÚ given ;;w;; so uWu many ^w^ good >_> wowds >_< bweath 
:33 As for ;;w;; hew >_> Gweeks ^-^ and :3 Twoyans >_> suff'wed ^-^ death. 
:3 PAWIS. :33 Faiw OwO Diomed, :33 you do ÚwÚ as ^.^ chapmen ÚwÚ do, 
>w< Dispwaise >w< the >_> thing ^w^ that :33 you desire uWu to buy; 
xDD But ;;w;; we ^-^ in >_< siwence hold ^w^ this virtue ÚwÚ weww: 
>w< We'ww UwU nyot >w< commend what ;;w;; we >_> intend uWu to sell. 
uWu Hewe ^w^ wies x3 ouw way. Exeunt 




>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE 2. 
>_> Twoy. ^.^ The >w< couwt :3 of x3 PANDAWUS' house 

^-^ Entew TROILUS ^-^ and CRESSIDA 

:3 TWOIWUS. :33 Deaw, trouble UwU nyot :33 youwsewf; >w< the mown is >_< cowd. 
x3 CWESSIDA. OwO Then, sweet >_> my lord, >_< I'ww UwU caww mine >w< uncwe >_< down; 
He >_< shaww unbolt >w< the >w< gates. 
:3 TWOIWUS. UwU Twoubwe xDD him not; 
>_< To UwU bed, uWu to ^.^ bed! Sleep kill those ;;w;; pwetty uWu eyes, 
And >w< give ÚwÚ as UwU soft attachment uWu to thy ^.^ senses 
:33 As uWu infants' uWu empty :3 of ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ thought! 
x3 CWESSIDA. Good UwU mowwow, ^w^ then. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^-^ I >_> pwithee uWu nyow, uWu to bed. 
x3 CWESSIDA. ;;w;; Awe :33 you aweary :3 of ÚwÚ me? 
:3 TWOIWUS. O ÚwÚ Cwessida! but ^w^ that >w< the >w< busy x3 day, 
:33 Wak'd :3 by >w< the lark, hath ;;w;; wous'd >w< the :33 wibawd xDD cwows, 
And >_< dweaming night >w< wiww xDD hide x3 ouw x3 joys xDD nyo ;;w;; wongew, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot OwO fwom ;;w;; thee. 
x3 CWESSIDA. UwU Nyight hath OwO been x3 too x3 bwief. 
:3 TWOIWUS. >_< Beshwew >w< the >_< witch! xDD with :33 venyomous wights she stays 
:33 As UwU tediouswy ÚwÚ as uWu heww, but :33 fwies >w< the ^.^ gwasps :3 of :33 wove 
With uWu wings :33 mowe UwU momentawy-swift than ^.^ thought. 
You >w< wiww xDD catch >_> cowd, ^-^ and xDD cuwse >w< me. 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^-^ Pwithee tarry. 
You ^-^ men >w< wiww UwU nyevew tarry. 
O x3 foowish x3 Cwessid! ^-^ I :33 might have OwO stiww :3 hewd ÚwÚ off, 
And :33 then :33 you :3 wouwd have ^w^ tawwied. :3 Hawk! >_< thewe's >w< onye ;;w;; up. 
PANDARUS. :33 [Within] What's ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ doows uWu open :33 hewe? 
:3 TWOIWUS. >_> It is ^-^ youw >w< uncwe. 

^-^ Entew PANDARUS 

x3 CWESSIDA. xDD A ^.^ pestiwence on uWu him! :3 Nyow >w< wiww UwU he >_< be >_< mocking. 
^-^ I >_< shaww have >_< such a life! 
PANDARUS. UwU How uWu nyow, how OwO nyow! UwU How ^w^ go ;;w;; maidenheads? 
>_> Hewe, :33 you :33 maid! ^.^ Whewe's >_> my ;;w;; cousin Cressid? 
x3 CWESSIDA. :3 Go ;;w;; hang ÚwÚ youwsewf, :33 you ÚwÚ nyaughty uWu mocking >w< uncwe. 
You >_< bwing :33 me uWu to ÚwÚ do, ^-^ and :33 then :33 you :33 fwout :33 me >_< too. 
PANDARUS. >_< To do UwU what? uWu to do UwU what? Let ;;w;; hew say UwU what. 
:3 What have ^-^ I brought :33 you uWu to do? 
x3 CWESSIDA. uWu Come, come, uWu beshwew ^-^ youw >_< heawt! >_< You'ww >w< nye'ew >_< be ^.^ good, 
>_> Nyow :3 suffew >_> othews. 
PANDARUS. ^w^ Ha, ha! >_> Awas, x3 poow wretch! a x3 poow capocchia! UwU hast UwU nyot 
ÚwÚ swept ÚwÚ to-nyight? >w< Wouwd UwU he not, a ÚwÚ nyaughty ;;w;; man, let it uWu sweep? xDD A 
UwU bugbeaw ^w^ take uWu him! 
x3 CWESSIDA. ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot ^-^ I tell :33 you? >w< Wouwd UwU he were >_< knyock'd ^.^ i' >_> th' head! 
^.^ [Onye knocks] 
:33 Who's ^w^ that :3 at OwO doow? Good >w< uncwe, ^w^ go ^-^ and >_> see. 
^w^ My lord, come :33 you ;;w;; again uWu into >_> my UwU chambew. 
You ÚwÚ smiwe ^-^ and ;;w;; mock me, ÚwÚ as >_> if ^-^ I OwO meant naughtily. 
:3 TWOIWUS. Ha! ha! 
x3 CWESSIDA. uWu Come, :33 you are deceiv'd, ^-^ I xDD think :3 of xDD nyo >_< such OwO thing. 
^-^ [Knyock] 
UwU How >w< eawnyestwy :33 they >_> knyock! xDD Pway :33 you come >_> in: 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot for :3 hawf uWu Twoy have :33 you seen uWu hewe. 
Exeunt TROILUS ^-^ and CRESSIDA 
PANDARUS. :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? What's >w< the x3 mattew? Will :33 you ^-^ beat OwO down >w< the 
OwO doow? UwU How OwO nyow? What's >w< the x3 mattew? 

^-^ Entew UwU AENyEAS 
xDD AENyEAS. Good UwU mowwow, lord, ^w^ good morrow. 
PANDARUS. :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? ^w^ My lord Aeneas? By >_> my :33 twoth, 
^-^ I ^-^ knyew :33 you uWu nyot. :3 What OwO nyews xDD with :33 you ;;w;; so OwO eawwy? 
xDD AENyEAS. Is UwU nyot xDD Pwince x3 Twoiwus :33 hewe? 
PANDARUS. OwO Hewe! :3 What OwO shouwd UwU he do :33 hewe? 
xDD AENyEAS. uWu Come, UwU he is ;;w;; hewe, >_> my OwO wowd; do UwU nyot uWu deny ^-^ him. 
>_> It x3 doth ^-^ impowt xDD him ÚwÚ much uWu to UwU speak xDD with >w< me. 
PANDARUS. Is UwU he ;;w;; hewe, say :33 you? >_< It's :33 mowe than ^-^ I :33 knyow, >_< I'ww >_< be 
sworn. :3 Fow >_> my ^-^ own >_< pawt, ^-^ I came ^-^ in x3 wate. :3 What OwO shouwd UwU he do :33 hewe? 
xDD AENyEAS. ÚwÚ Who!-nyay, ^w^ then. uWu Come, come, ^.^ you'ww do xDD him ^-^ wwong ^-^ ewe :33 you are 
:33 wawe; ^.^ you'ww >_< be ;;w;; so OwO twue uWu to xDD him uWu to >_< be x3 fawse uWu to ^-^ him. :3 Do UwU nyot :33 you 
>_< knyow :3 of :3 him, but yet ^w^ go fetch xDD him xDD hithew; ^w^ go. 

^-^ We-entew TROILUS 

:3 TWOIWUS. UwU How OwO nyow! What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
xDD AENyEAS. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I scarce have :3 weisuwe uWu to salute ^.^ you, 
^w^ My :3 mattew is ;;w;; so :33 wash. ;;w;; Thewe is :3 at UwU hand 
UwU Pawis ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ and xDD Deiphobus, 
^.^ The >_< Gwecian OwO Diomed, ^-^ and x3 ouw x3 Antenyow 
Deliver'd uWu to x3 us; ^-^ and for xDD him forthwith, 
Ere >w< the >_> fiwst ÚwÚ sacwifice, >_> within ^w^ this hour, 
OwO We must >w< give :3 up uWu to ;;w;; Diomedes' UwU hand 
^.^ The :33 Wady >_> Cwessida. 
:3 TWOIWUS. Is it ;;w;; so concluded? 
xDD AENyEAS. By ^-^ Pwiam, ^-^ and >w< the ^-^ genyewaw ^.^ state :3 of >_> Twoy. 
xDD They are :3 at UwU hand ^-^ and ready uWu to ÚwÚ effect uWu it. 
:3 TWOIWUS. UwU How >_> my achievements ;;w;; mock me! 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go meet ^.^ them; UwU and, >_> my lord Aeneas, 
OwO We >_< met :3 by >_> chance; :33 you >w< did UwU nyot find :33 me uWu hewe. 
xDD AENyEAS. UwU Good, ^.^ good, >_> my lord, >w< the >_< secwets :3 of ^w^ nyeighbouw xDD Pandaw 
>_< Have UwU nyot :33 mowe :3 gift ^-^ in OwO tacituwnyity. 
Exeunt TROILUS ^-^ and UwU AENyEAS 
PANDARUS. Is't ^-^ possibwe? :33 Nyo ^-^ soonyew ^w^ got but lost? ^.^ The devil ^w^ take 
Antenor! ^.^ The xDD young prince >w< wiww ^w^ go x3 mad. xDD A ^w^ pwague upon Antenor! ^-^ I 
:3 wouwd :33 they ^w^ had ^.^ bwoke's uWu nyeck. 

^-^ We-entew CRESSIDA 

x3 CWESSIDA. UwU How OwO nyow! What's >w< the x3 mattew? >_< Who >_> was :33 hewe? 
PANDARUS. >_< Ah, ^w^ ah! 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^.^ Why xDD sigh :33 you ;;w;; so ÚwÚ pwofoundwy? ^.^ Whewe's >_> my >_> wowd? >_< Gonye? Tell 
me, sweet >w< uncwe, what's >w< the x3 mattew? 
PANDARUS. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I were ÚwÚ as ;;w;; deep ^.^ undew >w< the earth ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am >_> above! 
x3 CWESSIDA. O >w< the UwU gods! What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
PANDARUS. xDD Pway ^-^ thee, x3 get ÚwÚ thee uWu in. >w< Wouwd >w< thou ^.^ hadst >w< nye'ew OwO been :3 bown! 
^-^ I ^-^ knyew >w< thou wouldst >_< be ^.^ his uWu death! OwO O, x3 poow >_< gentweman! xDD A ^w^ pwague 
upon Antenor! 
x3 CWESSIDA. Good >w< uncwe, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, on >_> my >_> knyees ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, 
what's >w< the x3 mattew? 
PANDARUS. Thou must >_< be gone, ÚwÚ wench, >w< thou must >_< be gone; >w< thou UwU awt 
>_< chang'd for ;;w;; Antenyow; >w< thou must uWu to thy ^-^ fathew, ^-^ and >_< be ^w^ gonye OwO fwom 
^.^ Twoiwus. >_> 'Twiww >_< be ^.^ his >_> death; 'twill >_< be ^.^ his ÚwÚ banye; UwU he ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; beaw 
uWu it. 
x3 CWESSIDA. O :33 you immortal UwU gods! ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ go. 
PANDARUS. Thou must. 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^-^ I >w< wiww not, >w< uncwe. ^-^ I have :3 fowgot >_> my >_< fathew; 
^-^ I >_< knyow xDD nyo >_< touch :3 of UwU consanguinyity, 
:33 Nyo ;;w;; kin, xDD nyo love, xDD nyo uWu bwood, xDD nyo ^w^ souw ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw :33 me 
:33 As >w< the sweet ^.^ Twoiwus. O :33 you UwU gods ^w^ divinye, 
Make x3 Cwessid's name >w< the :3 vewy crown :3 of :3 fawsehood, 
UwU If ^-^ evew she uWu weave ÚwÚ Twoiwus! :3 Time, force, ^-^ and >_< death, 
:3 Do uWu to ^w^ this body what ^-^ extwemes :33 you can, 
xDD But >w< the strong base ^-^ and uWu buiwding :3 of >_> my :33 wove 
Is ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 vewy ^w^ centwe :3 of >w< the >_> eawth, 
^-^ Dwawing ;;w;; aww things uWu to uWu it. >_< I'ww ^w^ go ^-^ in ^-^ and weep- 
PANDARUS. ÚwÚ Do, do. 
x3 CWESSIDA. Tear >_> my OwO bwight ^-^ haiw, ^-^ and scratch >_> my ^-^ pwaised uWu cheeks, 
>_> Cwack >_> my UwU cweaw :3 voice xDD with >_< sobs ^-^ and x3 bweak >_> my heart, 
With sounding 'Troilus.' ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ go OwO fwom >_> Twoy. 
Exeunt 




>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 
>_> Twoy. xDD A :33 stweet :33 befowe x3 PANDAWUS' house 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ PAWIS, TROILUS, >_> AENyEAS, ^-^ DEIPHOBUS, x3 ANTENyOW, ^-^ and xDD DIOMEDES 

:3 PAWIS. >_> It is >_> gweat OwO mownying; ^-^ and >w< the hour >w< pwefix'd 
:3 Fow ;;w;; hew :33 dewivewy uWu to ^w^ this ^.^ vawiant :33 Gweek 
^w^ Comes fast >_> upon. Good >_> my brother ^-^ Twoiwus, 
Tell :33 you >w< the lady what she is uWu to do 
And haste ;;w;; hew uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ puwpose. 
:3 TWOIWUS. Walk uWu into ;;w;; hew ^w^ house. 
>_< I'ww >_< bwing ;;w;; hew uWu to >w< the >_< Gwecian presently; 
And uWu to ^.^ his UwU hand uWu when ^-^ I >w< dewivew >w< hew, 
>w< Think it :3 an OwO awtaw, ^-^ and thy brother x3 Twoiwus 
xDD A >_< pwiest, >w< thewe :33 off'wing uWu to it ^.^ his ^-^ own >w< heawt. x3 Exit 
:3 PAWIS. ^-^ I >_< knyow what ÚwÚ 'tis uWu to love, 
And xDD wouwd, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< shaww pity, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd xDD hewp! 
x3 Pwease :33 you ^.^ wawk :33 in, >_> my uWu wowds. Exeunt 




>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 
>_> Twoy. x3 PANDAWUS' house 

^-^ Entew PANDARUS ^-^ and CRESSIDA 

PANDARUS. ;;w;; Be xDD modewate, >_< be ^.^ modewate. 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^.^ Why tell :33 you :33 me :3 of moderation? 
^.^ The grief is OwO finye, x3 fuww, perfect, ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< taste, 
And ÚwÚ viowenteth ^-^ in a sense ÚwÚ as strong 
:33 As ^w^ that xDD which ^.^ causeth uWu it. UwU How ^w^ can ^-^ I uWu modewate it? 
UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >_< tempowize xDD with >_> my :33 affections 
>_> Ow brew it uWu to a ^w^ weak ^-^ and >_> cowdew ^-^ pawate, 
^.^ The OwO wike :33 awwayment ^-^ couwd ^-^ I >w< give >_> my grief. 
^w^ My :33 wove admits xDD nyo ^.^ quawifying dross; 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe >_> my xDD gwief, ^-^ in >_< such a ;;w;; pwecious ^-^ woss. 

^-^ Entew TROILUS 

PANDARUS. >_> Hewe, ;;w;; hewe, ÚwÚ hewe UwU he :33 comes. >_< Ah, sweet ducks! 
x3 CWESSIDA. O ÚwÚ Twoiwus! ÚwÚ Twoiwus! [Embracing :33 him] 
PANDARUS. :3 What a >_< paiw :3 of ÚwÚ spectacwes is ^w^ hewe! Let :33 me embrace >_< too. uWu 'O 
OwO heawt,' ÚwÚ as >w< the goodly saying UwU is, 
O heart, >_< heavy heart, 
^.^ Why sigh'st >w< thou :33 without ;;w;; bweaking? 
>w< whewe UwU he ^w^ answews ;;w;; again 
Because >w< thou >_> canst UwU nyot ^-^ ease thy ^-^ smawt 
By ^-^ fwiendship >_< nyow :3 by xDD speaking. 
;;w;; Thewe >_> was UwU nyevew a >_> twuew ^-^ whyme. Let uWu us ÚwÚ cast xDD away ;;w;; nyothing, for ;;w;; we 
^w^ may >_< wive uWu to have need :3 of >_< such a x3 vewse. OwO We see ^w^ it, ;;w;; we see uWu it. UwU How 
uWu nyow, OwO wambs! 
:3 TWOIWUS. Cressid, ^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in ;;w;; so strain'd a >w< puwity 
:33 That >w< the bless'd gods, ÚwÚ as >w< angwy xDD with >_> my ;;w;; fancy, 
x3 Mowe OwO bwight ^-^ in xDD zeaw than >w< the ;;w;; devotion xDD which 
OwO Cowd ÚwÚ wips x3 bwow uWu to their >w< deities, ^w^ take ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom >w< me. 
x3 CWESSIDA. >_< Have >w< the UwU gods ^.^ envy? 
PANDARUS. x3 Ay, :33 ay, ^w^ ay; ÚwÚ 'tis x3 too UwU pwain a ;;w;; case. 
x3 CWESSIDA. And is it OwO twue ^w^ that ^-^ I must ^w^ go OwO fwom Troy? 
:3 TWOIWUS. xDD A >_< hatefuw xDD twuth. 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^w^ What, ^-^ and OwO fwom x3 Twoiwus too? 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^w^ Fwom uWu Twoy ^-^ and ^.^ Twoiwus. 
x3 CWESSIDA. Is't ^-^ possibwe? 
:3 TWOIWUS. And suddenly; >w< whewe ^-^ injuwy :3 of >_> chance 
ÚwÚ Puts >_< back leave-taking, :33 justwes >_> woughwy :3 by 
;;w;; Aww :3 time :3 of xDD pause, UwU wudewy beguiles x3 ouw ÚwÚ wips 
Of ;;w;; aww rejoindure, ^w^ fowcibwy xDD pwevents 
>_< Ouw lock'd >_< embwasuwes, >_> stwangwes x3 ouw dear OwO vows 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the >_< biwth :3 of x3 ouw ^-^ own labouring >_> bweath. 
OwO We xDD two, ^w^ that xDD with ;;w;; so uWu many >_> thousand sighs 
ÚwÚ Did :3 buy uWu each >w< othew, must :3 poowwy :3 seww >_> ouwsewves 
With >w< the rude OwO bwevity ^-^ and >w< dischawge :3 of ^w^ onye. 
;;w;; Injuwious :3 time now xDD with a robber's haste 
;;w;; Cwams ^.^ his rich >_< thievewy xDD up, UwU he UwU knyows UwU nyot how. 
:33 As uWu many farewells ÚwÚ as >_< be stars ^-^ in :33 heaven, 
With ;;w;; distinct >_< bweath ^-^ and x3 consign'd kisses uWu to them, 
He x3 fumbwes :3 up uWu into a loose ^w^ adieu, 
And ^w^ scants uWu us xDD with a :33 singwe famish'd ^.^ kiss, 
;;w;; Distasted xDD with >w< the uWu sawt :3 of x3 bwoken ^.^ teaws. 
xDD AENyEAS. :33 [Within] ^w^ My lord, is >w< the lady ^-^ weady? 
:3 TWOIWUS. :3 Hawk! :33 you are call'd. ^.^ Some say >w< the :33 Genyius ;;w;; so 
uWu Cwies ;;w;; 'Come' uWu to xDD him ^w^ that instantly must ^.^ die. 
OwO Bid them have :3 patience; she >_< shaww come ;;w;; anyon. 
PANDARUS. ;;w;; Whewe are >_> my tears? Rain, uWu to lay ^w^ this wind, >w< ow >_> my :33 heawt 
>w< wiww >_< be blown :3 up :3 by >_> th' root? x3 Exit 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^-^ I must :33 then uWu to >w< the :3 Gwecians? 
:3 TWOIWUS. :33 Nyo remedy. 
x3 CWESSIDA. xDD A ;;w;; woefuw x3 Cwessid >_> 'mongst >w< the uWu mewwy xDD Gweeks! 
When >_< shaww ;;w;; we see >_> again? 
:3 TWOIWUS. Hear me, >_> my :3 wove. ;;w;; Be >w< thou but OwO twue :3 of ^.^ heawt- 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^-^ I uWu twue! how OwO nyow! :3 What >_> wicked OwO deem is xDD this? 
:3 TWOIWUS. Nay, ;;w;; we must ÚwÚ use expostulation ^-^ kindwy, 
:3 Fow it is parting OwO fwom :33 us. 
^-^ I UwU speak UwU nyot ^-^ 'Be >w< thou >_< twue' ÚwÚ as x3 feawing ^-^ thee, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >w< wiww OwO thwow >_> my UwU gwove uWu to uWu Death himself 
:33 That >_< thewe's xDD nyo ^w^ macuwation ^-^ in thy :33 heawt; 
xDD But ^-^ 'Be >w< thou >_< twue' say ^-^ I uWu to ÚwÚ fashion ^-^ in 
^w^ My :3 sequent protestation: >_< be >w< thou ;;w;; twue, 
And ^-^ I >w< wiww see ;;w;; thee. 
x3 CWESSIDA. OwO O, :33 you >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ expos'd, >_> my lord, uWu to :3 dangews 
:33 As >w< infinyite ÚwÚ as xDD imminyent! xDD But >_< I'ww >_< be :3 twue. 
:3 TWOIWUS. And >_< I'ww ÚwÚ gwow uWu fwiend xDD with :3 dangew. >w< Weaw ^w^ this >_< sweeve. 
x3 CWESSIDA. And :33 you ^w^ this glove. When >_< shaww ^-^ I see :33 you? 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 cowwupt >w< the >_< Gwecian xDD sentinyews 
>_< To >w< give ÚwÚ thee xDD nyightwy OwO visitation. 
xDD But yet >_< be :3 twue. 
x3 CWESSIDA. O >_> heavens! ^-^ 'Be >_< twue' ;;w;; again! 
:3 TWOIWUS. Hear why ^-^ I UwU speak ^w^ it, :3 wove. 
^.^ The >_< Gwecian ^.^ youths are full :3 of OwO quawity; 
x3 They'we >w< woving, ^w^ weww compos'd xDD with ÚwÚ gifts :3 of UwU nyatuwe, 
And UwU fwowing ^.^ o'ew xDD with uWu awts ^-^ and ^w^ exewcise. 
UwU How x3 nyovewties ^w^ may >_> move, ^-^ and x3 pawts xDD with person, 
>_> Awas, a uWu kind :3 of ^-^ godwy jealousy, 
Which ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you UwU caww a x3 viwtuous sin, 
uWu Makes :33 me ^-^ afeawd. 
x3 CWESSIDA. O >_> heavens! :33 you :33 wove :33 me uWu nyot. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ;;w;; Die ^-^ I a villain, >_> then! 
^.^ In ^w^ this ^-^ I do UwU nyot UwU caww ^-^ youw faith ^-^ in >w< question 
So mainly ÚwÚ as >_> my merit. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ sing, 
>_> Nyow heel >w< the >_> high lavolt, >_< nyow sweeten ^.^ tawk, 
>_> Nyow uWu pway :3 at ^w^ subtwe OwO games-faiw virtues >w< aww, 
>_< To xDD which >w< the >_> Gwecians are :3 most x3 pwompt ^-^ and ^-^ pwegnyant; 
xDD But ^-^ I ^w^ can tell ^w^ that ^-^ in uWu each ^.^ gwace :3 of uWu these 
;;w;; Thewe uWu wuwks a OwO stiww ^-^ and :33 dumb-discouwsive devil 
:33 That OwO tempts :3 most cunningly. xDD But >_< be UwU nyot uWu tempted. 
x3 CWESSIDA. :3 Do :33 you xDD think ^-^ I will? 
:3 TWOIWUS. >w< Nyo. 
xDD But x3 something ^w^ may >_< be ^w^ donye ^w^ that ;;w;; we >w< wiww not; 
And uWu sometimes ;;w;; we are devils uWu to >_> ouwsewves, 
When ;;w;; we >w< wiww >w< tempt >w< the ^w^ fwaiwty :3 of x3 ouw ^-^ powews, 
;;w;; Pwesuming on their :33 changefuw :33 potency. 
xDD AENyEAS. :33 [Within] Nay, ^w^ good >_> my lord! 
:3 TWOIWUS. uWu Come, uWu kiss; ^-^ and let uWu us x3 pawt. 
:3 PAWIS. :33 [Within] Brother ÚwÚ Twoiwus! 
:3 TWOIWUS. Good ^-^ bwothew, come :33 you xDD hithew; 
And >_< bwing >w< Aenyeas ^-^ and >w< the >_< Gwecian xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^w^ My lord, >w< wiww :33 you >_< be >w< twue? 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^-^ Who, >_> I? >_> Awas, it is >_> my >_> vice, >_> my :3 fauwt! 
Whiles ÚwÚ othews uWu fish xDD with ;;w;; cwaft for >_> gweat uWu opinyion, 
^-^ I xDD with >_> gweat >_> twuth xDD catch mere >_< simpwicity; 
ÚwÚ Whiwst ÚwÚ some xDD with cunning gild their ^.^ coppew xDD cwowns, 
With >_> twuth ^-^ and ^.^ pwainnyess ^-^ I do >_< weaw mine UwU bawe. 

^-^ Entew >_> AENyEAS, ÚwÚ PAWIS, x3 ANTENyOW, ^-^ DEIPHOBUS, ^-^ and xDD DIOMEDES 

Fear UwU nyot >_> my UwU twuth: >w< the ÚwÚ mowaw :3 of >_> my UwU wit 
Is ^.^ 'pwain ^-^ and ^w^ twue'; >_< thewe's ;;w;; aww >w< the reach :3 of uWu it. 
^-^ Wewcome, :3 Siw :33 Diomed! uWu Hewe is >w< the lady 
Which for x3 Antenyow ;;w;; we >w< dewivew you; 
x3 At >w< the ^.^ powt, lord, >_< I'ww >w< give ;;w;; hew uWu to thy ;;w;; hand, 
And :3 by >w< the x3 way UwU possess ÚwÚ thee what she ^.^ is. 
UwU Entweat ;;w;; hew UwU faiw; UwU and, :3 by >_> my ^w^ souw, ^.^ faiw x3 Gweek, 
UwU If e'er >w< thou >_< stand :3 at :33 mewcy :3 of >_> my ;;w;; swowd, 
Name Cressid, ^-^ and thy OwO wife >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ as >_> safe 
:33 As Priam is ^-^ in xDD Iwion. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. :33 Faiw :33 Wady Cressid, 
So UwU pwease ^.^ you, >_< save >w< the UwU thanks ^w^ this prince expects. 
^.^ The ^.^ wustwe ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^-^ eye, :3 heaven ^-^ in ^-^ youw cheek, 
uWu Pweads ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ usage; ^-^ and uWu to ;;w;; Diomed 
You >_< shaww >_< be mistress, ^-^ and UwU command xDD him >w< whowwy. 
:3 TWOIWUS. >_> Gwecian, >w< thou dost UwU nyot ÚwÚ use :33 me courteously 
>_< To OwO shame >w< the xDD zeaw :3 of >_> my :33 petition uWu to >w< the 
^.^ In praising x3 hew. ^-^ I tell ^-^ thee, lord :3 of ^-^ Gweece, 
ÚwÚ She is ÚwÚ as far :3 high-soawing ^.^ o'ew thy ;;w;; pwaises 
:33 As >w< thou ^w^ unwowthy uWu to >_< be call'd ;;w;; hew >w< sewvant. 
^-^ I charge ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ use ;;w;; hew UwU weww, uWu even for >_> my xDD chawge; 
^.^ Fow, :3 by >w< the dreadful ^.^ Pwuto, >_> if >w< thou dost not, 
OwO Though >w< the >_> gweat >_> buwk xDD Achiwwes >_< be thy ÚwÚ guawd, 
>_< I'ww cut thy ^w^ thwoat. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. OwO O, >_< be UwU nyot mov'd, xDD Pwince ^.^ Twoiwus. 
Let :33 me >_< be privileg'd :3 by >_> my :3 pwace ^-^ and ÚwÚ message 
>_< To >_< be a speaker ;;w;; fwee: uWu when ^-^ I am hence 
>_< I'ww answer uWu to >_> my ^w^ wust. And >_< knyow ^.^ you, lord, 
>_< I'ww OwO nyothing do on ^-^ chawge: uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ own worth 
ÚwÚ She >_< shaww >_< be >_< pwiz'd. xDD But ^w^ that :33 you say x3 'Be't >_> so,' 
^-^ I UwU speak it ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ spiwit ^-^ and ;;w;; honyouw, ^w^ 'Nyo.' 
:3 TWOIWUS. uWu Come, uWu to >w< the port. >_< I'ww tell ^-^ thee, OwO Diomed, 
^.^ This ^.^ bwave >_< shaww oft uWu make ÚwÚ thee uWu to xDD hide thy head. 
Lady, >w< give :33 me ^-^ youw UwU hand; UwU and, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we walk, 
>_< To x3 ouw ^-^ own selves ;;w;; bend ;;w;; we x3 ouw :33 nyeedfuw talk. 
Exeunt TROILUS, >w< CWESSIDA, ^-^ and xDD DIOMEDES 
^-^ [Sound ÚwÚ twumpet] 
:3 PAWIS. :3 Hawk! >_< Hectow's trumpet. 
xDD AENyEAS. UwU How have ;;w;; we ;;w;; spent ^w^ this xDD mownying! 
^.^ The xDD Pwince must xDD think :33 me ^w^ tawdy ^-^ and :3 wemiss, 
:33 That ^.^ swowe uWu to :33 wide :33 befowe xDD him uWu to >w< the field. 
:3 PAWIS. 'Tis uWu Twoiwus' ^-^ fauwt. uWu Come, come uWu to field xDD with ^-^ him. 
>_> DEIPHOBUS. Let uWu us uWu make ready straight. 
xDD AENyEAS. x3 Yea, xDD with a uWu bwidegwoom's >_> fwesh alacrity 
Let uWu us xDD addwess uWu to ^.^ tend on >_< Hectow's heels. 
^.^ The xDD gwowy :3 of x3 ouw uWu Twoy x3 doth ^w^ this x3 day >_< wie 
:3 On ^.^ his ^.^ faiw worth ^-^ and :33 singwe :33 chivawwy. Exeunt 




>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 5. 
^.^ The >_< Gwecian UwU camp. Lists ^w^ set :33 out 

^-^ Entew UwU AJAX, uWu awmed; AGAMEMNON, ^-^ ACHIWWES, OwO PATWOCWUS, ^w^ MENyEWAUS, ^w^ UWYSSES, 
UwU NyESTOW, ^-^ and ÚwÚ othews 

OwO AGAMEMNyON. uWu Hewe UwU awt >w< thou ^-^ in appointment >_> fwesh ^-^ and x3 faiw, 
>_> Anticipating :3 time xDD with ÚwÚ stawting courage. 
^w^ Give xDD with thy OwO twumpet a ÚwÚ woud UwU nyote uWu to ;;w;; Twoy, 
Thou dreadful :3 Ajax, ^w^ that >w< the xDD appawwed air 
:3 May pierce >w< the ^.^ head :3 of >w< the >_> gweat xDD combatant, 
And :33 hawe xDD him x3 hithew. 
>_< AJAX. ^w^ Thou, x3 twumpet, >_< thewe's >_> my ÚwÚ puwse. 
:3 Nyow :3 cwack thy lungs ^-^ and split thy :33 bwazen ;;w;; pipe; 
Blow, villain, :3 tiww thy :33 sphewed :33 bias cheek 
Out-swell >w< the >_> cowic :3 of ^w^ puff >_< Aquiwon'd. 
uWu Come, >_> stwetch thy :3 chest, ^-^ and let thy ^.^ eyes ÚwÚ spout x3 bwood: 
Thou ^w^ bwowest for :33 Hectow. ^-^ [Twumpet >w< sounds] 
:33 UWYSSES. :33 Nyo OwO twumpet answers. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. 'Tis but >w< eawwy x3 days. 

^-^ Entew UwU DIOMEDES, xDD with CRESSIDA 

OwO AGAMEMNyON. Is UwU nyot yond OwO Diomed, xDD with xDD Cawchas' ;;w;; daughtew? 
:33 UWYSSES. 'Tis ÚwÚ he, ^-^ I ken >w< the >w< mannyew :3 of ^.^ his gait: 
He ^.^ wises on >w< the toe. :33 That ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of ^.^ his 
^.^ In ÚwÚ aspiwation >_< wifts xDD him OwO fwom >w< the earth. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. Is ^w^ this >w< the lady Cressid? 
^.^ DIOMEDES. uWu Even ^w^ she. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. uWu Most >_> deawwy >_< wewcome uWu to >w< the ^.^ Gweeks, sweet OwO wady. 
^w^ NyESTOW. >_< Ouw ^-^ genyewaw x3 doth salute :33 you xDD with a ^.^ kiss. 
:33 UWYSSES. ^w^ Yet is >w< the kindness but ^w^ pawticuwaw; 
^-^ 'Twewe xDD bettew she were kiss'd ^-^ in ;;w;; genyewaw. 
^w^ NyESTOW. And :3 vewy >_< couwtwy uWu counsew: >_< I'ww begin. 
So ÚwÚ much for :3 Nyestow. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. >_< I'ww ^w^ take ^w^ that xDD wintew OwO fwom ^-^ youw lips, ^.^ faiw OwO wady. 
xDD Achiwwes ^.^ bids :33 you x3 wewcome. 
>_> MENyEWAUS. ^-^ I ^w^ had ^w^ good argument for ÚwÚ kissing ^w^ once. 
x3 PATWOCWUS. xDD But UwU that's xDD nyo argument for ÚwÚ kissing OwO nyow; 
:3 Fow UwU thus popp'd UwU Pawis ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO hawdiment, 
And :33 pawted UwU thus :33 you ^-^ and ^-^ youw argument. 
:33 UWYSSES. O deadly gaww, ^-^ and :33 theme :3 of ;;w;; aww x3 ouw uWu scowns! 
:3 Fow xDD which ;;w;; we ;;w;; wose x3 ouw UwU heads uWu to gild ^.^ his OwO howns. 
x3 PATWOCWUS. ^.^ The >_> fiwst >_> was ÚwÚ Menyewaus' uWu kiss; ^w^ this, uWu minye- 
UwU [Kisses ;;w;; hew :33 again] 
x3 Patwocwus kisses ÚwÚ you. 
>_> MENyEWAUS. OwO O, ^w^ this is >_< twim! 
x3 PATWOCWUS. UwU Pawis ^-^ and ^-^ I >_> kiss >_> evewmowe for ^-^ him. 
>_> MENyEWAUS. >_< I'ww have >_> my ^.^ kiss, ^-^ siw. Lady, :3 by ^-^ youw leave. 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^.^ In ^w^ kissing, do :33 you x3 wendew >w< ow ÚwÚ weceive? 
x3 PATWOCWUS. ÚwÚ Both ^w^ take ^-^ and ^-^ give. 
x3 CWESSIDA. >_< I'ww uWu make >_> my ^.^ match uWu to >_< wive, 
^.^ The >_> kiss :33 you ^w^ take is xDD bettew than :33 you give; 
Therefore xDD nyo ^.^ kiss. 
>_> MENyEWAUS. >_< I'ww >w< give :33 you xDD boot; >_< I'ww >w< give :33 you xDD thwee for ^w^ onye. 
x3 CWESSIDA. You are :3 an OwO odd >_< man; >w< give uWu even >w< ow >w< give x3 nyonye. 
>_> MENyEWAUS. ;;w;; An OwO odd ;;w;; man, uWu wady? Every man is ^w^ odd. 
x3 CWESSIDA. x3 Nyo, UwU Pawis is not; for :33 you >_< knyow ÚwÚ 'tis OwO twue 
:33 That :33 you are ^-^ odd, ^-^ and UwU he is uWu even xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
>_> MENyEWAUS. You >_< fiwwip :33 me uWu o' >_> th' head. 
x3 CWESSIDA. x3 Nyo, >_< I'ww >_< be sworn. 
:33 UWYSSES. >_> It were xDD nyo >w< match, ^-^ youw nail ÚwÚ against ^.^ his ;;w;; hown. 
:3 May ;;w;; I, sweet xDD wady, >w< beg a >_> kiss :3 of :33 you? 
x3 CWESSIDA. You >_> may. 
:33 UWYSSES. ^-^ I do desire uWu it. 
x3 CWESSIDA. :3 Why, >w< beg ^w^ then. 
:33 UWYSSES. ^.^ Why uWu then, for Venus' >w< sake >w< give :33 me a >_> kiss 
When ÚwÚ Hewen is a ÚwÚ maid >w< again, ^-^ and >w< his. 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^-^ I am ^-^ youw >w< debtow; x3 cwaim it uWu when ÚwÚ 'tis due. 
:33 UWYSSES. OwO Nyevew's >_> my x3 day, ^-^ and :33 then a >_> kiss :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. Lady, a word. >_< I'ww >_< bwing :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw :33 fathew. 
x3 Exit xDD with CRESSIDA 
^w^ NyESTOW. xDD A woman :3 of quick uWu sense. 
:33 UWYSSES. >w< Fie, OwO fie upon ^w^ hew! 
Thewe's >_< wanguage ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^-^ eye, ;;w;; hew cheek, ;;w;; hew >w< wip, 
Nay, ;;w;; hew ^.^ foot x3 speaks; ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ wanton >_> spiwits >w< wook :33 out 
x3 At >_> evewy >w< joint ^-^ and ^w^ motive :3 of ;;w;; hew :33 body. 
O uWu these encounters ;;w;; so uWu gwib :3 of tongue 
:33 That >w< give a OwO coasting >_< wewcome ^-^ ewe it ÚwÚ comes, 
And uWu wide x3 uncwasp >w< the OwO tabwes :3 of their ;;w;; thoughts 
>_< To >_> evewy ticklish reader! ^-^ Set them OwO down 
:3 Fow >_> swuttish spoils :3 of ^.^ oppowtunyity, 
And daughters :3 of >w< the UwU game. ^-^ [Twumpet ^.^ within] 
OwO AWW. ^.^ The ;;w;; Twoyans' trumpet. 

^-^ Entew x3 HECTOW, uWu awmed; >_> AENyEAS, TROILUS, ÚwÚ PAWIS, x3 HEWENyUS, 
^-^ and x3 othew ^-^ Twojans, xDD with attendants 

OwO AGAMEMNyON. ^w^ Yondew ÚwÚ comes >w< the troop. 
xDD AENyEAS. UwU Haiw, ;;w;; aww >w< the ^.^ state :3 of Greece! :3 What >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ donye 
>_< To xDD him ^w^ that victory commands? >_> Ow do :33 you OwO puwpose 
xDD A victor >_< shaww >_< be known? Will :33 you >w< the :3 knyights 
ÚwÚ Shaww uWu to >w< the OwO edge :3 of ;;w;; aww >_> extwemity 
^.^ Puwsue uWu each >w< othew, >w< ow >_< shaww :33 they >_< be divided 
By :33 any :3 voice >w< ow UwU owdew :3 of >w< the field? 
UwU Hectow ^.^ bade ^w^ ask. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. Which x3 way :3 wouwd UwU Hectow have it? 
xDD AENyEAS. He ^.^ cawes not; he'll xDD obey :3 conditions. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. 'Tis ^w^ donye OwO wike ^w^ Hectow; but :33 secuwewy x3 donye, 
xDD A ^-^ wittwe proudly, ^-^ and >_> gweat ^.^ deaw OwO mispwizing 
^.^ The :33 knyight oppos'd. 
xDD AENyEAS. UwU If UwU nyot >w< Achiwwes, sir, 
:3 What is ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame? 
^-^ ACHIWWES. UwU If UwU nyot >w< Achiwwes, >w< nyothing. 
xDD AENyEAS. Therefore :33 Achiwwes. xDD But ^.^ whate'ew, >_< knyow ^.^ this: 
^.^ In >w< the >_> extwemity :3 of >_> gweat ^-^ and ^-^ wittwe 
:33 Vawouw ^-^ and ^-^ pwide OwO excew >w< themsewves ^-^ in ^w^ Hectow; 
^.^ The >w< onye almost ÚwÚ as >w< infinyite ÚwÚ as >w< aww, 
^.^ The x3 othew ^-^ bwank ÚwÚ as >w< nyothing. ^w^ Weigh xDD him UwU weww, 
And ^w^ that xDD which OwO wooks OwO wike ^-^ pwide is courtesy. 
^.^ This Ajax is :3 hawf uWu made :3 of >_< Hectow's ;;w;; bwood; 
^.^ In :33 wove xDD wheweof :3 hawf UwU Hectow stays :3 at ;;w;; home; 
^w^ Hawf heart, :3 hawf ;;w;; hand, :3 hawf UwU Hectow ÚwÚ comes uWu to >w< seek 
^.^ This ;;w;; bwended ÚwÚ knyight, :3 hawf ÚwÚ Twoyan ^-^ and :3 hawf >_< Gweek. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. xDD A ÚwÚ maiden >_< battwe then? OwO O, ^-^ I :3 pewceive >_> you! 

^-^ We-entew xDD DIOMEDES 

OwO AGAMEMNyON. uWu Hewe is :3 Siw >_< Diomed. ^.^ Go, ÚwÚ gentwe ÚwÚ knyight, 
:33 Stand :3 by x3 ouw x3 Ajax. :33 As :33 you ^-^ and xDD Wowd ^.^ ]Enyeas 
Consent upon >w< the UwU owdew :3 of their >w< fight, 
So >_< be x3 it; OwO eithew uWu to >w< the :33 uttewmost, 
>_> Ow else a >_> bweath. ^.^ The combatants being >w< kin 
^w^ Hawf >_< stints their ;;w;; stwife :33 befowe their ^.^ stwokes begin. 
[AJAX ^-^ and HECTOR UwU entew >w< the :33 wists] 
:33 UWYSSES. xDD They are ^.^ oppos'd uWu awweady. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. :3 What ÚwÚ Twoyan is ^w^ that ^-^ same ^w^ that OwO wooks ;;w;; so xDD heavy? 
:33 UWYSSES. ^.^ The youngest ^-^ son :3 of ^-^ Pwiam, a OwO twue ^w^ knyight; 
uWu Nyot yet ^.^ matuwe, yet ^w^ matchwess; ^w^ fiwm :3 of word; 
>_< Speaking ^-^ in deeds ^-^ and >w< deedwess ^-^ in ^.^ his tongue; 
uWu Nyot UwU soon ^w^ pwovok'd, >_< nyow being >_> pwovok'd UwU soon >_> cawm'd; 
:33 His :33 heawt ^-^ and UwU hand x3 both uWu open ^-^ and x3 both free; 
:3 Fow what UwU he has UwU he UwU gives, what :33 thinks UwU he shows, 
^w^ Yet xDD gives UwU he UwU nyot :3 tiww xDD judgment x3 guide ^.^ his xDD bounty, 
>_> Nyow dignifies :3 an ^.^ impaiw :3 thought xDD with ^-^ bweath; 
ÚwÚ Manwy ÚwÚ as Hector, but :33 mowe dangerous; 
:3 Fow UwU Hectow ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU bwaze :3 of >w< wwath >_< subscwibes 
>_< To tender >w< objects, but UwU he ^-^ in ÚwÚ heat :3 of action 
Is :33 mowe uWu vindicative than >w< jeawous :3 wove. 
xDD They UwU caww xDD him ^-^ Twoiwus, ^-^ and on xDD him erect 
xDD A ;;w;; second hope ÚwÚ as uWu faiwwy built ÚwÚ as :33 Hectow. 
Thus x3 says Aeneas, >w< onye ^w^ that UwU knyows >w< the ^w^ youth 
uWu Even uWu to ^.^ his uWu inches, UwU and, xDD with private ^w^ souw, 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ in >_> gweat Ilion UwU thus uWu twanswate xDD him uWu to >w< me. 
[Alarum. HECTOR ^-^ and uWu AJAX >_< fight] 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. xDD They are ^-^ in :3 action. 
^w^ NyESTOW. xDD Nyow, :3 Ajax, hold ^w^ thinye ^-^ own! 
:3 TWOIWUS. Hector, >w< thou sleep'st; 
^w^ Awake ;;w;; thee. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. :33 His ^.^ bwows are ^w^ weww dispos'd. There, xDD Ajax! 
^-^ [Twumpets ;;w;; cease] 
^.^ DIOMEDES. You must xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
xDD AENyEAS. xDD Pwinces, ^w^ enyough, ;;w;; so UwU pwease ÚwÚ you. 
>_< AJAX. ^-^ I am UwU nyot >_> wawm ÚwÚ yet; let uWu us ^.^ fight again. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. :33 As UwU Hectow :33 pweases. 
HECTOR. :3 Why, :33 then >w< wiww ^-^ I xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
Thou >_< awt, >_> gweat lord, >_> my >_> fathew's :3 sistew's son, 
xDD A OwO cousin-gewman uWu to >_> gweat :3 Pwiam's >w< seed; 
^.^ The obligation :3 of x3 ouw UwU bwood forbids 
xDD A ^-^ gowy emulation 'twixt uWu us :33 twain: 
^.^ Wewe thy xDD commixtion :33 Gweek ^-^ and ÚwÚ Twoyan ;;w;; so 
:33 That >w< thou xDD couwd'st say OwO 'This UwU hand is >_< Gwecian >w< aww, 
And ^w^ this is x3 Twoyan; >w< the ^.^ sinyews :3 of ^w^ this xDD weg 
;;w;; Aww x3 Gweek, ^-^ and ^w^ this ;;w;; aww UwU Twoy; >_> my xDD mothew's UwU bwood 
Runs on >w< the ^-^ dextew cheek, ^-^ and ^w^ this UwU sinyistew 
:33 Bounds ^-^ in >_> my x3 fathew's'; :3 by :3 Jove multipotent, 
Thou shouldst UwU nyot ;;w;; beaw OwO fwom :33 me a :33 Gweekish ;;w;; membew 
Wherein >_> my >_< swowd ^w^ had UwU nyot ÚwÚ impwessuwe uWu made 
Of x3 ouw rank ^.^ feud; but >w< the UwU just UwU gods ^.^ gainsay 
:33 That :33 any drop >w< thou ^-^ bowwow'dst OwO fwom thy mother, 
^w^ My ^.^ sacwed OwO aunt, OwO shouwd :3 by >_> my x3 mowtaw >_< swowd 
;;w;; Be ^.^ dwainyed! Let :33 me embrace ^-^ thee, x3 Ajax. 
By xDD him ^w^ that thunders, >w< thou UwU hast lusty ^.^ awms; 
UwU Hectow :3 wouwd have them x3 faww upon xDD him thus. 
:33 Cousin, ;;w;; aww >w< honyouw uWu to ^-^ thee! 
>_< AJAX. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ thee, :33 Hectow. 
Thou UwU awt x3 too ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ and x3 too >w< fwee a man. 
^-^ I came uWu to kill ^-^ thee, cousin, ^-^ and ;;w;; beaw hence 
xDD A >_> gweat uWu addition ^-^ eawnyed ^-^ in thy ^-^ death. 
HECTOR. uWu Nyot >w< Nyeoptowemus ;;w;; so mirable, 
:3 On :3 whose OwO bwight ^w^ cwest Fame xDD with ;;w;; hew :3 woud'st Oyes 
uWu Cwies OwO 'This is OwO he' ^-^ couwd x3 pwomise uWu to himself 
xDD A :3 thought :3 of ;;w;; added >w< honyouw ;;w;; town OwO fwom :33 Hectow. 
xDD AENyEAS. ;;w;; Thewe is expectance ÚwÚ hewe OwO fwom x3 both >w< the sides 
:3 What further :33 you >w< wiww do. 
HECTOR. >w< We'ww answer it: 
^.^ The ^.^ issue is :3 embwacement. :3 Ajax, farewell. 
>_< AJAX. UwU If ^-^ I :33 might ^-^ in ^w^ entweaties find xDD success, 
:33 As seld ^-^ I have >w< the UwU chance, ^-^ I :3 wouwd desire 
^w^ My famous ;;w;; cousin uWu to x3 ouw >_< Gwecian :3 tents. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. 'Tis >_< Agamemnyon's ^.^ wish; ^-^ and >_> gweat xDD Achiwwes 
^.^ Doth long uWu to see ^-^ unyawm'd >w< the ^.^ vawiant :33 Hectow. 
HECTOR. Aeneas, UwU caww >_> my brother x3 Twoiwus uWu to me, 
And >_> signyify ^w^ this >_> woving :3 intewview 
>_< To >w< the expecters :3 of x3 ouw ÚwÚ Twoyan :3 pawt; 
>w< Desiwe them home. ^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand, >_> my OwO cousin; 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go >w< eat xDD with ^-^ thee, ^-^ and see ^-^ youw xDD knyights. 

^-^ AGAMEMNyON ^-^ and >w< the :33 west :3 of >w< the >_> Gweeks come ;;w;; fowwawd 

>_< AJAX. Great Agamemnon ÚwÚ comes uWu to meet uWu us uWu hewe. 
HECTOR. ^.^ The xDD wowthiest :3 of them tell :33 me name :3 by name; 
xDD But for >w< Achiwwes, >_> my ^-^ own >_> seawching ^.^ eyes 
ÚwÚ Shaww find xDD him :3 by ^.^ his uWu wawge ^-^ and >_> powtwy >w< size. 
^-^ AGAMEMNON.Worthy ;;w;; aww x3 awms! ÚwÚ as >_< wewcome ÚwÚ as uWu to >w< onye 
:33 That :3 wouwd >_< be ^.^ wid :3 of >_< such :3 an >_> enyemy. 
xDD But UwU that's xDD nyo x3 wewcome. Understand :33 mowe :33 cweaw, 
What's :33 past ^-^ and what's uWu to come is ÚwÚ stwew'd xDD with ^w^ husks 
And xDD fowmwess ^.^ wuin :3 of oblivion; 
xDD But ^-^ in ^w^ this :33 extant ^.^ moment, faith ^-^ and :33 twoth, 
xDD Stwain'd purely OwO fwom ;;w;; aww ^.^ howwow xDD bias-dwawing, 
ÚwÚ Bids ÚwÚ thee xDD with :3 most ÚwÚ divinye UwU integwity, 
^w^ Fwom :33 heawt :3 of :3 vewy heart, >_> gweat Hector, x3 wewcome. 
HECTOR. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ thee, :3 most uWu impewious :33 Agamemnyon. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. ^w^ [To :3 Twoiwus] ^w^ My well-fam'd lord :3 of ;;w;; Twoy, xDD nyo less uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
>_> MENyEWAUS. Let :33 me ^w^ confiwm >_> my ÚwÚ pwincewy ^-^ bwothew's greeting. 
You >w< bwace :3 of ;;w;; wawwike >_< bwothews, >_< wewcome x3 hithew. 
HECTOR. >_< Who must ;;w;; we answer? 
xDD AENyEAS. ^.^ The ^-^ nyobwe uWu Menyewaus. 
HECTOR. O ^.^ you, >_> my >_> wowd? By Mars ^.^ his x3 gauntwet, UwU thanks! 
xDD Mock UwU nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< affect >w< the OwO untwaded xDD oath; 
;;w;; Youw ^w^ quondam uWu wife swears OwO stiww :3 by Venus' glove. 
>_< She's UwU weww, but ^.^ bade :33 me UwU nyot >w< commend ;;w;; hew uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
>_> MENyEWAUS. Name ;;w;; hew UwU nyot uWu nyow, sir; she's a deadly ^w^ theme. 
HECTOR. OwO O, pardon; ^-^ I >w< offend. 
^w^ NyESTOW. ^-^ I uWu have, >w< thou gallant ^-^ Twoyan, seen ÚwÚ thee ^-^ oft, 
xDD Wabouwing for UwU destiny, uWu make OwO cwuew x3 way 
>_> Thwough xDD wanks :3 of :33 Gweekish youth; ^-^ and ^-^ I have seen ^-^ thee, 
:33 As hot ÚwÚ as >_> Pewseus, spur thy Phrygian ^w^ steed, 
xDD Despising uWu many >w< fowfeits ^-^ and ^w^ subduements, 
When >w< thou UwU hast hung thy :33 advanced >_< swowd ^.^ i' >_> th' ;;w;; aiw, 
uWu Nyot OwO wetting it decline on >w< the uWu decwinyed; 
:33 That ^-^ I have ^-^ said uWu to ÚwÚ some >_> my standers-by 
;;w;; 'Wo, ÚwÚ Jupitew is yonder, UwU deawing life!' 
And ^-^ I have seen ÚwÚ thee :33 pause ^-^ and ^w^ take thy >w< bweath, 
When ^w^ that a ring :3 of >_> Gweeks have >w< hemm'd ÚwÚ thee :33 in, 
>w< Wike :3 an x3 Owympian ^w^ wwestwing. ^.^ This have ^-^ I ^.^ seen; 
xDD But ^w^ this thy ÚwÚ countenyance, OwO stiww lock'd ^-^ in ^-^ steew, 
^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw :3 tiww UwU nyow. ^-^ I ^-^ knyew thy grandsire, 
And once fought xDD with ^-^ him. He >_> was a >w< sowdiew ^.^ good, 
>w< But, :3 by >_> gweat Mars, >w< the uWu captain :3 of uWu us >w< aww, 
^.^ Nyevew OwO wike ;;w;; thee. OwO O, let :3 an old man embrace ;;w;; thee; 
And, ^-^ wowthy warrior, >_< wewcome uWu to x3 ouw :3 tents. 
xDD AENyEAS. 'Tis >w< the old :3 Nyestow. 
HECTOR. Let :33 me embrace ^-^ thee, ^w^ good old ÚwÚ chwonyicwe, 
:33 That UwU hast ;;w;; so long >_< wawk'd UwU hand ^-^ in UwU hand xDD with time. 
uWu Most reverend x3 Nyestow, ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad uWu to clasp ;;w;; thee. 
^w^ NyESTOW. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> my xDD awms ^-^ couwd ^.^ match ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >_> contention 
:33 As :33 they contend xDD with ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in courtesy. 
HECTOR. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 they ;;w;; couwd. 
^w^ NyESTOW. Ha! 
By ^w^ this ^w^ white uWu beawd, uWu I'd ^.^ fight xDD with ÚwÚ thee to-morrow. 
xDD Weww, uWu wewcome, :3 wewcome! ^-^ I have seen >w< the time. 
:33 UWYSSES. ^-^ I x3 wondew now how :3 yondew OwO city xDD stands, 
When ;;w;; we have ÚwÚ hewe ;;w;; hew base ^-^ and pillar :3 by :33 us. 
HECTOR. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ youw favour, xDD Wowd ^w^ Uwysses, ^.^ weww. 
>_< Ah, sir, >_< thewe's uWu many a :33 Gweek ^-^ and ÚwÚ Twoyan >_> dead, 
;;w;; Since >_> fiwst ^-^ I OwO saw :33 youwsewf ^-^ and ;;w;; Diomed 
^.^ In Ilion on ^-^ youw :33 Gweekish ^-^ embassy. 
:33 UWYSSES. x3 Siw, ^-^ I foretold :33 you :33 then what :3 wouwd ensue. 
^w^ My ^-^ pwophecy is but :3 hawf ^.^ his UwU jouwnyey ÚwÚ yet; 
:3 Fow :3 yondew ^-^ wawws, ^w^ that x3 pewtwy UwU fwont ^-^ youw UwU town, 
OwO Yond towers, :3 whose ÚwÚ wanton >_> tops do >w< buss >w< the :33 cwouds, 
ÚwÚ Must >_> kiss their ^-^ own feet. 
HECTOR. ^-^ I must UwU nyot xDD bewieve ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; Thewe :33 they >_< stand ÚwÚ yet; ^-^ and uWu modestwy ^-^ I xDD think 
^.^ The x3 faww :3 of >_> evewy Phrygian >w< stonye >w< wiww cost 
xDD A drop :3 of >_< Gwecian >w< bwood. ^.^ The UwU end ^.^ cwowns all; 
And ^w^ that old UwU common x3 awbitwatow, :3 Time, 
Will >w< onye x3 day UwU end uWu it. 
:33 UWYSSES. So uWu to xDD him ;;w;; we uWu weave uWu it. 
uWu Most ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ and :3 most ^.^ vawiant Hector, x3 wewcome. 
uWu Aftew >w< the General, ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you UwU nyext 
>_< To xDD feast xDD with :33 me ^-^ and see :33 me :3 at >_> my ^-^ tent. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^-^ I >_< shaww xDD fowestaww ^-^ thee, xDD Wowd ^w^ Uwysses, ÚwÚ thou! 
xDD Nyow, Hector, ^-^ I have xDD fed mine ^.^ eyes on ;;w;; thee; 
^-^ I have xDD with >_< exact ^-^ view ÚwÚ pewus'd ^-^ thee, Hector, 
And ÚwÚ quoted >w< joint :3 by ÚwÚ joint. 
HECTOR. Is ^w^ this ^-^ Achiwwes? 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^-^ I am :33 Achiwwes. 
HECTOR. :33 Stand x3 faiw, ^-^ I pray ;;w;; thee; let :33 me >w< wook on ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ÚwÚ Behowd thy ^-^ fiww. 
HECTOR. Nay, ^-^ I have ^w^ donye uWu awweady. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. Thou UwU awt x3 too x3 bwief. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< the ;;w;; second time, 
:33 As ^-^ I :3 wouwd :3 buy ^-^ thee, ^-^ view ÚwÚ thee OwO wimb :3 by limb. 
HECTOR. OwO O, OwO wike a book :3 of >_> spowt ;;w;; thou'wt UwU wead :33 me ÚwÚ o'ew; 
xDD But >_< thewe's :33 mowe ^-^ in :33 me than >w< thou UwU undewstand'st. 
^.^ Why dost >w< thou ;;w;; so ÚwÚ oppwess :33 me xDD with ^w^ thinye >w< eye? 
^-^ ACHIWWES. Tell me, :33 you :33 heavens, ^-^ in xDD which ^.^ pawt :3 of ^.^ his body 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I :33 destwoy him? ^.^ Whethew there, >w< ow there, >w< ow ÚwÚ thewe? 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may >w< give >w< the local ÚwÚ wound a ;;w;; nyame, 
And uWu make ;;w;; distinct >w< the :3 vewy x3 bweach >w< wheweout 
>_< Hectow's >_> gweat ÚwÚ spiwit :33 fwew. :33 Answew me, heavens. 
HECTOR. >_> It :3 wouwd ^.^ discwedit >w< the blest gods, ÚwÚ pwoud ;;w;; man, 
>_< To answer >_< such a uWu question. :33 Stand again. 
^-^ Think'st >w< thou uWu to xDD catch >_> my OwO wife ;;w;; so xDD pweasantwy 
:33 As uWu to ÚwÚ pwenyominyate ^-^ in uWu nyice x3 conjectuwe 
;;w;; Whewe >w< thou OwO wiwt OwO hit :33 me dead? 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee >_< yea. 
HECTOR. :33 Wewt >w< thou :3 an :33 owacwe uWu to tell :33 me ;;w;; so, 
uWu I'd UwU nyot xDD bewieve ;;w;; thee. >_> Hencefowth :3 guawd ÚwÚ thee :3 weww; 
:3 Fow >_< I'ww UwU nyot kill ÚwÚ thee there, >_< nyow there, >_< nyow >_> thewe; 
>w< But, :3 by >w< the ^.^ fowge ^w^ that OwO stithied Mars ^.^ his helm, 
>_< I'ww kill ÚwÚ thee UwU evewywhewe, >w< yea, ^.^ o'ew ^-^ and o'er. 
You wisest x3 Gwecians, >w< pawdon :33 me ^w^ this brag. 
:33 His insolence :3 dwaws folly OwO fwom >_> my lips; 
xDD But >_< I'ww uWu endeavouw deeds uWu to ^.^ match uWu these >_< wowds, 
>_> Ow ^w^ may ^-^ I OwO nyevew- 
>_< AJAX. :3 Do UwU nyot :33 chafe ^-^ thee, OwO cousin; 
And ^.^ you, >w< Achiwwes, let uWu these >w< thweats OwO awonye 
xDD Tiww >_< accident >w< ow OwO puwpose >_< bwing :33 you to't. 
You ^w^ may have >_> evewy x3 day :33 enyough :3 of Hector, 
UwU If :33 you have x3 stomach. ^.^ The ^-^ genyewaw xDD state, ^-^ I fear, 
>_> Can scarce entreat :33 you uWu to >_< be OwO odd xDD with ^-^ him. 
HECTOR. ^-^ I pray :33 you let uWu us see :33 you ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; fiewd; 
OwO We have ^w^ had pelting ^.^ waws >_> since :33 you refus'd 
^.^ The >_< Gwecians' cause. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. OwO Dost >w< thou entreat me, ^-^ Hectow? 
uWu To-mowwow do ^-^ I meet ^-^ thee, uWu feww ÚwÚ as >_> death; 
x3 To-nyight ;;w;; aww uWu fwiends. 
HECTOR. >w< Thy UwU hand upon ^w^ that >w< match. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. ^-^ Fiwst, ;;w;; aww :33 you ^-^ peews :3 of ^-^ Gweece, ^w^ go uWu to >_> my >w< tent; 
;;w;; Thewe ^-^ in >w< the full convive ÚwÚ we; ÚwÚ aftewwawds, 
:33 As >_< Hectow's :3 weisuwe ^-^ and ^-^ youw OwO bounties >_< shaww 
^-^ Concuw xDD togethew, ^.^ sevewawwy entreat ^-^ him. 
OwO Beat ÚwÚ woud >w< the UwU tambouwinyes, let >w< the trumpets >_< bwow, 
:33 That ^w^ this >_> gweat >w< sowdiew ^w^ may ^.^ his >_< wewcome know. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but TROILUS ^-^ and ;;w;; UWYSSES 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^w^ My xDD Wowd ^w^ Uwysses, tell me, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, 
^.^ In what :3 pwace :3 of >w< the field x3 doth ÚwÚ Cawchas UwU keep? 
:33 UWYSSES. x3 At ÚwÚ Menyewaus' :3 tent, :3 most ÚwÚ pwincewy ^.^ Twoiwus. 
;;w;; Thewe ;;w;; Diomed x3 doth xDD feast xDD with xDD him to-night, 
>_< Who ^w^ nyeithew OwO wooks upon >w< the :3 heaven >_< nyow >_> eawth, 
xDD But xDD gives ;;w;; aww >_> gaze ^-^ and bent :3 of amorous ^-^ view 
:3 On >w< the ^.^ faiw ^-^ Cwessid. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; I, sweet lord, >_< be ^.^ bound uWu to :33 you ;;w;; so much, 
uWu Aftew ;;w;; we ^.^ pawt OwO fwom >_< Agamemnyon's :3 tent, 
>_< To >_< bwing :33 me thither? 
:33 UWYSSES. You >_< shaww UwU command me, ^-^ siw. 
:33 As ÚwÚ gentwe tell :33 me :3 of what >w< honyouw >_> was 
^.^ This :33 Cwessida ^-^ in Troy? Had she xDD nyo >_> wovew >w< thewe 
:33 That OwO waiws ;;w;; hew :3 absence? 
:3 TWOIWUS. OwO O, sir, uWu to >_< such ÚwÚ as boasting ^w^ show their >_< scaws 
xDD A ;;w;; mock is due. Will :33 you ^.^ wawk ;;w;; on, >_> my >_> wowd? 
ÚwÚ She >_> was OwO bewov'd, she ^-^ wov'd; she UwU is, ^-^ and doth; 
xDD But OwO stiww sweet :33 wove is uWu food for fortune's ^-^ tooth. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE ^w^ 1. 
^.^ The >_< Gwecian UwU camp. :3 Befowe >w< the >w< tent :3 of ÚwÚ ACHIWWES 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ^-^ and PATWOCWUS 

^-^ ACHIWWES. >_< I'ww ÚwÚ heat ^.^ his UwU bwood xDD with :33 Gweekish ^.^ winye to-night, 
Which xDD with >_> my ^w^ scimitaw >_< I'ww cool to-morrow. 
;;w;; Patwocwus, let uWu us xDD feast xDD him uWu to >w< the xDD height. 
x3 PATWOCWUS. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ^.^ Thewsites. 

^-^ Entew xDD THEWSITES 

^-^ ACHIWWES. UwU How uWu nyow, >w< thou uWu cowe :3 of uWu envy! 
Thou UwU cwusty ^-^ batch :3 of UwU nyatuwe, what's >w< the OwO nyews? 
UwU THEWSITES. :3 Why, >w< thou picture :3 of what >w< thou seemest, ^-^ and >_> idow :3 of 
idiot worshippers, >_> hewe's a letter for ;;w;; thee. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^w^ Fwom xDD whence, xDD fwagment? 
UwU THEWSITES. :3 Why, >w< thou full OwO dish :3 of >w< foow, OwO fwom >_> Twoy. 
x3 PATWOCWUS. >_< Who xDD keeps >w< the >w< tent OwO nyow? 
UwU THEWSITES. ^.^ The :3 suwgeon's ;;w;; box >w< ow >w< the ^w^ patient's ;;w;; wound. 
x3 PATWOCWUS. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, :33 Advewsity! ^-^ and what xDD nyeeds uWu these OwO twicks? 
UwU THEWSITES. xDD Pwithee, >_< be UwU siwent, :3 boy; ^-^ I ^w^ pwofit UwU nyot :3 by thy :33 tawk; >w< thou 
UwU awt ^-^ said uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ Achiwwes' uWu mawe varlet. 
x3 PATWOCWUS. Male xDD vawwet, :33 you xDD wogue! What's that? 
UwU THEWSITES. :3 Why, ^.^ his ^.^ mascuwinye OwO whowe. xDD Nyow, >w< the >w< wotten >w< diseases :3 of 
>w< the ^.^ south, >w< the >_< guts-gwiping ÚwÚ wuptuwes, ÚwÚ catawwhs, ^w^ woads uWu o' ^-^ gwavew 
^-^ in >w< the OwO back, x3 wethawgies, >_< cowd palsies, uWu waw uWu eyes, >w< diwt-wotten 
livers, wheezing >_< wungs, bladders full :3 of >_> imposthume, x3 sciaticas, 
x3 wimekiwns ^.^ i' >_> th' ^-^ pawm, incurable ÚwÚ bonye-ache, ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; wivewwed ;;w;; fee- 
ÚwÚ simpwe :3 of >w< the ;;w;; tettew, ^w^ take ^-^ and ^w^ take ;;w;; again >_< such >w< pwepostewous 
^w^ discovewies! 
x3 PATWOCWUS. :3 Why, >w< thou damnable ;;w;; box :3 of envy, UwU thou, what meanest >w< thou 
uWu to xDD cuwse uWu thus? 
UwU THEWSITES. :3 Do ^-^ I xDD cuwse uWu thee? 
x3 PATWOCWUS. :3 Why, uWu nyo, :33 you ruinous >w< butt; :33 you OwO whoweson 
>w< indistinguishabwe :33 cuw, uWu nyo. 
UwU THEWSITES. ^w^ Nyo! ^.^ Why UwU awt UwU thou, uWu then, ^w^ exaspewate, >w< thou xDD idwe uWu immatewiaw 
skein :3 of xDD sweid OwO siwk, >w< thou >_> gween sarcenet flap for a ^w^ sowe ^-^ eye, 
>w< thou >_> tassew :3 of a :3 pwodigaw's xDD puwse, ^.^ thou? >_< Ah, how >w< the x3 poow UwU wowwd is 
>_> pest'wed xDD with >_< such >_< watew-fwies-diminyutives :3 of >_> nyatuwe! 
x3 PATWOCWUS. xDD Out, gall! 
UwU THEWSITES. uWu Finch ^.^ egg! 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^w^ My sweet ;;w;; Patwocwus, ^-^ I am thwarted :3 quite 
^w^ Fwom >_> my >_> gweat OwO puwpose ^-^ in ^w^ to-mowwow's uWu battwe. 
uWu Hewe is a letter OwO fwom Queen Hecuba, 
xDD A ÚwÚ token OwO fwom ;;w;; hew ;;w;; daughtew, >_> my ^.^ faiw love, 
ÚwÚ Both ^w^ taxing :33 me ^-^ and >w< gaging :33 me uWu to :3 keep 
;;w;; An oath ^w^ that ^-^ I have sworn. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot x3 bweak uWu it. 
:33 Faww >_> Gweeks; >_> faiw ;;w;; fame; >w< honyouw >w< ow ^w^ go >w< ow ^w^ stay; 
^w^ My uWu majow OwO vow ^w^ wies ;;w;; hewe, ^w^ this >_< I'ww obey. 
uWu Come, come, ^.^ Thewsites, :33 hewp uWu to trim >_> my >w< tent; 
^.^ This night ^-^ in OwO banqueting must ;;w;; aww >_< be spent. 
:3 Away, :33 Patwocwus! x3 Exit xDD with PATWOCWUS 
UwU THEWSITES. With x3 too ÚwÚ much UwU bwood ^-^ and x3 too ^-^ wittwe ^.^ bwain uWu these x3 two ^w^ may 
run mad; OwO but, >_> if xDD with x3 too ÚwÚ much ^.^ bwain ^-^ and uWu to ^-^ wittwe UwU bwood :33 they ÚwÚ do, 
>_< I'ww >_< be a curer :3 of >_> madmen. Here's ;;w;; Agamemnyon, :3 an uWu honyest uWu fewwow 
^w^ enyough, ^-^ and >w< onye ^w^ that >_< woves >_< quaiws, but UwU he has UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ^.^ bwain 
ÚwÚ as ear-wax; ^-^ and >w< the goodly >_< twansfowmation :3 of ÚwÚ Jupitew there, ^.^ his 
^-^ bwothew, >w< the bull, >w< the :3 pwimitive >w< statue ^-^ and ÚwÚ obwique ÚwÚ memowiaw :3 of 
^.^ cuckowds, a thrifty shoeing-horn ^-^ in a ^w^ chain, >_> hanging :3 at ^.^ his 
^-^ bwothew's leg-to what OwO fowm but ^w^ that UwU he UwU is, OwO shouwd UwU wit wawded xDD with 
;;w;; mawice, ^-^ and ÚwÚ mawice UwU fowced xDD with ;;w;; wit, ^w^ tuwn xDD him ^-^ to? >_< To :3 an ^-^ ass, were 
nothing: UwU he is x3 both >w< ass ^-^ and >_< ox. >_< To :3 an ox, were nothing: UwU he is x3 both 
^w^ ox ^-^ and ÚwÚ ass. >_< To >_< be a UwU dog, a ÚwÚ muwe, a ^.^ cat, a :33 fitchew, a toad, a 
OwO wizawd, :3 an >w< oww, a put-tock, >w< ow a herring :33 without a xDD woe, ^-^ I :3 wouwd 
UwU nyot x3 cawe; but uWu to >_< be Menelaus, ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> conspiwe ÚwÚ against >_< destiny. 
Ask :33 me UwU nyot what ^-^ I :3 wouwd be, >_> if ^-^ I were UwU nyot uWu Thewsites; for ^-^ I OwO cawe 
UwU nyot uWu to >_< be >w< the louse :3 of a UwU wazaw, ;;w;; so ^-^ I were UwU nyot uWu Menyewaus. x3 Hey-day! 
:3 spwites ^-^ and fires! 

^-^ Entew x3 HECTOW, TROILUS, UwU AJAX, AGAMEMNON, ^w^ UWYSSES, 
UwU NyESTOW, ^w^ MENyEWAUS, ^-^ and UwU DIOMEDES, xDD with lights 

OwO AGAMEMNyON. OwO We ^w^ go OwO wwong, ;;w;; we ^w^ go ;;w;; wwong. 
>_< AJAX. x3 Nyo, :3 yondew OwO 'tis; 
There, >w< whewe ;;w;; we see >w< the OwO wights. 
HECTOR. ^-^ I trouble ÚwÚ you. 
>_< AJAX. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot a ÚwÚ whit. 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES 

:33 UWYSSES. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes himself uWu to x3 guide ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^-^ Wewcome, ^.^ bwave ^w^ Hectow; uWu wewcome, Princes ÚwÚ aww. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. So uWu nyow, ^.^ faiw xDD Pwince :3 of ;;w;; Twoy, ^-^ I :33 bid ^w^ good night; 
Ajax >_> commands >w< the :3 guawd uWu to ^.^ tend on ÚwÚ you. 
HECTOR. ^-^ Thanks, ^-^ and ^w^ good night uWu to >w< the x3 Gweeks' ;;w;; genyewaw. 
>_> MENyEWAUS. Good OwO nyight, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
HECTOR. Good OwO nyight, sweet xDD Wowd uWu Menyewaus. 
UwU THEWSITES. ^-^ Sweet >_> dwaught! ^.^ 'Sweet' ^-^ quoth >_< 'a? 
^-^ Sweet ÚwÚ sink, sweet OwO sewew! 
^-^ ACHIWWES. Good night ^-^ and uWu wewcome, x3 both :3 at once, uWu to those 
:33 That ^w^ go >w< ow tarry. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. Good night. 
Exeunt ^-^ AGAMEMNyON ^-^ and MENELAUS 
^-^ ACHIWWES. Old ;;w;; Nyestow >_< tawwies; ^-^ and :33 you OwO too, OwO Diomed, 
uWu Keep UwU Hectow company :3 an hour >w< ow ^w^ two. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. ^-^ I >_> cannyot, OwO wowd; ^-^ I have important ÚwÚ businyess, 
^.^ The tide xDD wheweof is UwU nyow. Good OwO nyight, >_> gweat :33 Hectow. 
HECTOR. ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. 
:33 UWYSSES. x3 [Aside uWu to TROILUS] Follow ^.^ his ^w^ towch; UwU he :3 goes uWu to 
xDD Cawchas' >w< tent; >_< I'ww :3 keep :33 you x3 company. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^-^ Sweet sir, :33 you >w< honyouw >w< me. 
HECTOR. And ;;w;; so, ^w^ good night. 
x3 Exit :33 DIOMEDES; ;;w;; UWYSSES ^-^ and TROILUS following 
^-^ ACHIWWES. uWu Come, come, UwU entew >_> my ^-^ tent. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but xDD THEWSITES 
UwU THEWSITES. :33 That ^-^ same x3 Diomed's a :33 fawse-heawted rogue, a :3 most :3 unjust 
:33 knyave; ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD nyo :33 mowe xDD twust xDD him uWu when UwU he uWu weews than ^-^ I >w< wiww a 
serpent uWu when UwU he :3 hisses. He >w< wiww ÚwÚ spend ^.^ his uWu mouth ^-^ and ^-^ pwomise, OwO wike 
xDD Bwabbwew >w< the hound; but uWu when UwU he xDD pewfowms, ^.^ astwonyomews foretell 
it: it is :3 pwodigious, >w< thewe >w< wiww come ÚwÚ some change; >w< the sun 
^.^ bowwows :3 of >w< the moon uWu when ;;w;; Diomed xDD keeps ^.^ his word. ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 wathew 
uWu weave uWu to see UwU Hectow than UwU nyot uWu to ^-^ dog ^-^ him. xDD They say UwU he xDD keeps a 
ÚwÚ Twoyan :33 dwab, ^-^ and uses >w< the UwU twaitow xDD Cawchas' ^-^ tent. >_< I'ww ÚwÚ aftew. 
Nothing but OwO wechewy! ;;w;; Aww incontinent ;;w;; vawwets! x3 Exit 




>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE 2. 
^.^ The >_< Gwecian UwU camp. :3 Befowe CALCHAS' >w< tent 

^-^ Entew xDD DIOMEDES 

^.^ DIOMEDES. ^w^ What, are :33 you :3 up ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ ho? Speak. 
CALCHAS. :33 [Within] >_< Who ^w^ cawws? 
^.^ DIOMEDES. >_< Diomed. ^.^ Cawchas, ^-^ I think. ^.^ Whewe's ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew? 
CALCHAS. :33 [Within] ÚwÚ She ÚwÚ comes uWu to ÚwÚ you. 

^-^ Entew TROILUS ^-^ and ^w^ UWYSSES, :3 at a >_< distance; after them 
xDD THEWSITES 

:33 UWYSSES. :33 Stand >w< whewe >w< the ÚwÚ towch ^w^ may UwU nyot x3 discovew :33 us. 

^-^ Entew CRESSIDA 

:3 TWOIWUS. x3 Cwessid ÚwÚ comes ^-^ fowth uWu to ^-^ him. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my UwU chawge! 
x3 CWESSIDA. xDD Nyow, >_> my sweet ^-^ guawdian! Hark, a :3 wowd xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
UwU [Whispews] 
:3 TWOIWUS. x3 Yea, ;;w;; so familiar! 
:33 UWYSSES. ÚwÚ She >w< wiww ^.^ sing :33 any man :3 at >_> fiwst ÚwÚ sight. 
UwU THEWSITES. And :33 any man ^w^ may ^.^ sing >w< hew, >_> if UwU he ^w^ can ^w^ take ;;w;; hew ^.^ cwiff; 
she's ^-^ nyoted. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. Will :33 you remember? 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^-^ Wemembew? x3 Yes. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. Nay, but ÚwÚ do, >_> then; 
And let ^-^ youw ;;w;; mind >_< be ;;w;; coupwed xDD with ^-^ youw :3 wowds. 
:3 TWOIWUS. :3 What >_< shaww she remember? 
:33 UWYSSES. List! 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^-^ Sweet ^-^ honyey x3 Gweek, >w< tempt :33 me xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu to folly. 
UwU THEWSITES. Roguery! 
^.^ DIOMEDES. Nay, ^-^ then- 
x3 CWESSIDA. >_< I'ww tell :33 you UwU what- 
^.^ DIOMEDES. :3 Fo, fo! come, tell a >_> pin; :33 you are a >w< fowswown- 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^.^ In faith, ^-^ I :33 cannyot. :3 What :3 wouwd :33 you have :33 me do? 
UwU THEWSITES. xDD A >_> juggwing >_> twick, uWu to >_< be :33 secwetwy open. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. :3 What >w< did :33 you xDD sweaw :33 you :3 wouwd >_< bestow on ÚwÚ me? 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, do UwU nyot hold :33 me uWu to mine xDD oath; 
OwO Bid :33 me do anything but that, sweet >_< Gweek. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. Good night. 
:3 TWOIWUS. Hold, ^.^ patience! 
:33 UWYSSES. UwU How uWu nyow, Troyan! 
x3 CWESSIDA. :33 Diomed! 
^.^ DIOMEDES. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, ^w^ good night; >_< I'ww >_< be ^-^ youw UwU foow xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
:3 TWOIWUS. >w< Thy xDD bettew must. 
x3 CWESSIDA. :3 Hawk! a :3 wowd ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^.^ eaw. 
:3 TWOIWUS. O ^w^ pwague ^-^ and ^.^ madnyess! 
:33 UWYSSES. You are x3 moved, ;;w;; Pwince; let uWu us depart, ^-^ I pray, 
ÚwÚ West ^-^ youw ;;w;; dispweasuwe OwO shouwd xDD enwawge ^w^ itsewf 
>_< To ^.^ wwathfuw >_> tewms. ^.^ This :3 pwace is dangerous; 
^.^ The :3 time >w< wight >w< deadwy; ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, ^w^ go. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^.^ Behowd, ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ you. 
:33 UWYSSES. Nay, ^w^ good >_> my lord, ^w^ go off; 
You >_> fwow uWu to >_> gweat distraction; come, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^-^ I >_> pwithee stay. 
:33 UWYSSES. You have UwU nyot :3 patience; ^-^ come. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ^w^ stay; :3 by uWu heww ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< heww's ^.^ towments, 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot UwU speak a word. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. And ;;w;; so, ^w^ good night. 
x3 CWESSIDA. Nay, but :33 you ^.^ pawt ^-^ in >w< angew. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^.^ Doth ^w^ that ^-^ gwieve uWu thee? O >_> withewed ;;w;; twuth! 
:33 UWYSSES. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my >_> wowd? 
:3 TWOIWUS. By x3 Jove, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be UwU patient. 
x3 CWESSIDA. Guardian! :3 Why, >w< Gweek! 
^.^ DIOMEDES. :3 Fo, fo! >_< adieu! :33 you ^-^ pawtew. 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^.^ In faith, ^-^ I do uWu nyot. ^w^ Come ÚwÚ hithew once again. 
:33 UWYSSES. You :33 shake, >_> my lord, :3 at ^w^ something; >w< wiww :33 you uWu go? 
You >w< wiww x3 bweak x3 out. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ She ^.^ stwokes ^.^ his :33 cheek. 
:33 UWYSSES. uWu Come, ^-^ come. 
:3 TWOIWUS. Nay, ^w^ stay; :3 by x3 Jove, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot UwU speak a >_< wowd: 
;;w;; Thewe is between >_> my >w< wiww ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >_> offences 
xDD A :3 guawd :3 of ^.^ patience. Stay a ^-^ wittwe while. 
UwU THEWSITES. UwU How >w< the devil ^w^ wuxuwy, xDD with ^.^ his ÚwÚ fat >w< wump ^-^ and potato 
^-^ fingew, ^.^ tickwes uWu these >_< togethew! Fry, >_< wechewy, fry! 
^.^ DIOMEDES. xDD But >w< wiww ^.^ you, then? 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^.^ In faith, ^-^ I will, lo; UwU nyevew xDD twust :33 me ;;w;; ewse. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. ^w^ Give :33 me ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ token for >w< the UwU suwety :3 of uWu it. 
x3 CWESSIDA. >_< I'ww fetch :33 you ^w^ onye. x3 Exit 
:33 UWYSSES. You have ^w^ swown ^.^ patience. 
:3 TWOIWUS. Fear :33 me not, >_> my OwO wowd; 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be x3 mysewf, >_< nyow have cognition 
Of what ^-^ I UwU feew. ^-^ I am ;;w;; aww ^.^ patience. 

^-^ We-entew CRESSIDA 

UwU THEWSITES. :3 Nyow >w< the x3 pwedge; uWu nyow, uWu nyow, OwO nyow! 
x3 CWESSIDA. >_> Hewe, OwO Diomed, :3 keep ^w^ this >_< sweeve. 
:3 TWOIWUS. O :3 beauty! >w< whewe is thy faith? 
:33 UWYSSES. ^w^ My lord! 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be >w< patient; outwardly ^-^ I :3 wiww. 
x3 CWESSIDA. You >w< wook upon ^w^ that ^w^ sweeve; uWu behowd it ^.^ weww. 
He :3 wov'd ^.^ me-O x3 fawse >_> wench!-Give't :33 me again. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. >_< Whose was't? 
x3 CWESSIDA. >_> It is xDD nyo >w< mattew, now ^-^ I ha't again. 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot meet xDD with :33 you uWu to-mowwow night. 
^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, OwO Diomed, ^-^ visit :33 me xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
UwU THEWSITES. :3 Nyow she ^-^ shawpens. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, ^w^ whetstonye. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. ^-^ I >_< shaww have uWu it. 
x3 CWESSIDA. ^w^ What, xDD this? 
^.^ DIOMEDES. x3 Ay, UwU that. 
x3 CWESSIDA. O ;;w;; aww :33 you UwU gods! O :3 pwetty, ;;w;; pwetty pledge! 
>w< Thy ^w^ mastew now ^w^ wies ^.^ thinking on ^.^ his bed 
Of ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and me, ^-^ and sighs, ^-^ and >_> takes >_> my glove, 
And xDD gives ÚwÚ memowiaw >_> dainty kisses uWu to ^w^ it, 
:33 As ^-^ I >_> kiss ;;w;; thee. Nay, do UwU nyot >_> snyatch it OwO fwom x3 me; 
He ^w^ that >_> takes ^w^ that x3 doth ^w^ take >_> my :33 heawt withal. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. ^-^ I ^w^ had ^-^ youw :33 heawt ^-^ befowe; ^w^ this follows uWu it. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^-^ I >w< did xDD sweaw ^.^ patience. 
x3 CWESSIDA. You >_< shaww UwU nyot have ^w^ it, UwU Diomed; faith, :33 you >_< shaww not; 
>_< I'ww >w< give :33 you x3 something ;;w;; ewse. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. ^-^ I >w< wiww have this. >_< Whose >_> was it? 
x3 CWESSIDA. >_> It is xDD nyo >w< mattew. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. uWu Come, tell :33 me :3 whose it ÚwÚ was. 
x3 CWESSIDA. >_< 'Twas one's ^w^ that :3 wov'd :33 me xDD bettew than :33 you :3 wiww. 
>w< But, now :33 you have ^w^ it, ^w^ take uWu it. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. >_< Whose >_> was it? 
x3 CWESSIDA. By ;;w;; aww Diana's waiting :33 women ^.^ yond, 
And :3 by >_> hewsewf, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot tell :33 you x3 whose. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. uWu To-mowwow >w< wiww ^-^ I >_< weaw it on >_> my helm, 
And ^-^ gwieve ^.^ his ÚwÚ spiwit ^w^ that ^w^ dawes UwU nyot ^.^ chawwenge uWu it. 
:3 TWOIWUS. :33 Wewt >w< thou >w< the devil ^-^ and xDD wow'st it on thy >w< hown, 
>_> It OwO shouwd >_< be ;;w;; chawweng'd. 
x3 CWESSIDA. xDD Weww, UwU weww, ÚwÚ 'tis x3 donye, ÚwÚ 'tis past; ^-^ and yet it is not; 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot :3 keep >_> my word. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. :3 Why, :33 then :3 faweweww; 
Thou UwU nyevew xDD shawt ;;w;; mock ;;w;; Diomed again. 
x3 CWESSIDA. You >_< shaww UwU nyot ^w^ go. uWu Onye ;;w;; cannyot UwU speak a :3 wowd 
xDD But it straight ÚwÚ stawts ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. ^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO wike ^w^ this ;;w;; foowing. 
UwU THEWSITES. >_> Nyow ;;w;; I, :3 by ÚwÚ Pwuto; but ^w^ that ^w^ that >w< wikes UwU nyot :33 you 
OwO Pweases :33 me ^.^ best. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. ^w^ What, >_< shaww ^-^ I come? ^.^ The hour- 
x3 CWESSIDA. x3 Ay, come-O ^.^ Jove! :3 Do ^-^ come. ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ pwagu'd. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. ^-^ Faweweww :3 tiww ^w^ then. 
x3 CWESSIDA. Good night. ^-^ I >_> pwithee ^-^ come. x3 Exit xDD DIOMEDES 
^-^ Twoiwus, OwO faweweww! uWu Onye eye yet OwO wooks on ;;w;; thee; 
xDD But xDD with >_> my :33 heawt >w< the x3 othew eye x3 doth >_> see. 
>_< Ah, x3 poow x3 ouw sex! ^w^ this x3 fauwt ^-^ in uWu us ^-^ I >w< find, 
^.^ The :3 ewwow :3 of x3 ouw eye ÚwÚ diwects x3 ouw :3 mind. 
:3 What :3 ewwow >_< weads must x3 eww; OwO O, :33 then ^.^ concwude, 
;;w;; Minds ^.^ sway'd :3 by ^.^ eyes are full :3 of >_< tuwpitude. x3 Exit 
UwU THEWSITES. xDD A >_< pwoof :3 of >_> stwength she ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ^.^ pubwish ^-^ mowe, 
uWu Unwess she ^-^ said >_< 'My ;;w;; mind is now OwO tuwn'd OwO whowe.' 
:33 UWYSSES. >w< Aww's x3 donye, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:3 TWOIWUS. >_> It ^.^ is. 
:33 UWYSSES. ^.^ Why x3 stay ^-^ we, then? 
:3 TWOIWUS. >_< To uWu make a :33 wecowdation uWu to >_> my ^w^ souw 
Of >_> evewy :33 sywwabwe ^w^ that ÚwÚ hewe >_> was spoke. 
xDD But >_> if ^-^ I tell how uWu these x3 two >w< did xDD coact, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I UwU nyot >_< wie ^-^ in ^-^ pubwishing a x3 twuth? 
uWu Sith yet >w< thewe is a :33 cwedence ^-^ in >_> my heart, 
;;w;; An >_< espewance ;;w;; so obstinately strong, 
:33 That x3 doth >_> invewt >_> th' x3 attest :3 of ^.^ eyes ^-^ and ears; 
:33 As >_> if those >w< owgans ^w^ had deceptious uWu functions 
uWu Cweated :3 onwy uWu to :3 cawumnyiate. 
uWu Was x3 Cwessid :33 hewe? 
:33 UWYSSES. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot :3 conjuwe, >w< Twoyan. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ÚwÚ She >_> was not, ;;w;; suwe. 
:33 UWYSSES. uWu Most ^w^ suwe she ÚwÚ was. 
:3 TWOIWUS. :3 Why, >_> my UwU nyegation hath xDD nyo >_< taste :3 of OwO madnyess. 
:33 UWYSSES. >_> Nyow uWu minye, >_> my ^-^ wowd. x3 Cwessid >_> was ÚwÚ hewe but UwU nyow. 
:3 TWOIWUS. Let it UwU nyot >_< be OwO bewiev'd for uWu womanhood. 
uWu Think, ;;w;; we ^w^ had uWu mothews; do UwU nyot >w< give ^w^ advantage 
>_< To OwO stubbown critics, apt, :33 without a >w< theme, 
:3 Fow :3 depwavation, uWu to uWu squawe >w< the ^-^ genyewaw ;;w;; sex 
By x3 Cwessid's rule. :3 Wathew xDD think ^w^ this UwU nyot ^-^ Cwessid. 
:33 UWYSSES. :3 What hath she x3 donye, Prince, ^w^ that ^w^ can soil x3 ouw >w< mothews? 
:3 TWOIWUS. Nothing :3 at >w< aww, UwU unwess ^w^ that ^w^ this were ^w^ she. 
UwU THEWSITES. Will x3 'a x3 swaggew himself :33 out ;;w;; on's ^-^ own eyes? 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^.^ This she? >w< Nyo; ^w^ this is x3 Diomed's >_> Cwessida. 
UwU If beauty have a ^w^ souw, ^w^ this is UwU nyot :3 she; 
UwU If >_< souws x3 guide ^-^ vows, >_> if OwO vows >_< be sanctimonies, 
UwU If xDD sanctimony >_< be >w< the ^w^ god's delight, 
UwU If >w< thewe >_< be rule ^-^ in xDD unyity :3 itsewf, 
^.^ This >_> was UwU nyot ^w^ she. O >w< madnyess :3 of UwU discouwse, 
:33 That >_< cause ÚwÚ sets :3 up xDD with ^-^ and ÚwÚ against OwO itsewf! 
ÚwÚ Bifowd uWu authowity! >w< whewe :3 weason ^w^ can x3 wevowt 
>_< Without >_> pewdition, ^-^ and OwO woss >_> assume ;;w;; aww :3 weason 
>_< Without uWu wevowt: ^w^ this UwU is, ^-^ and is not, ^-^ Cwessid. 
;;w;; Within >_> my ^w^ souw >w< thewe x3 doth ^.^ conduce a ^.^ fight 
Of ^w^ this ^-^ stwange UwU nyatuwe, ^w^ that a >_> thing >_< insepawate 
>_< Divides :33 mowe wider than >w< the sky ^-^ and earth; 
And yet >w< the :33 spacious breadth :3 of ^w^ this division 
:3 Admits xDD nyo >_< owifex for a point ÚwÚ as ^w^ subtwe 
:33 As UwU Awiachnye's x3 bwoken :33 woof uWu to enter. 
^w^ Instance, O ^.^ instance! strong ÚwÚ as ^.^ Pwuto's ÚwÚ gates: 
x3 Cwessid is uWu minye, ÚwÚ tied xDD with >w< the xDD bonds :3 of >w< heaven. 
^w^ Instance, O ^.^ instance! strong ÚwÚ as :3 heaven itself: 
^.^ The xDD bonds :3 of :3 heaven are >w< swipp'd, ;;w;; dissowv'd, ^-^ and ^.^ woos'd; 
And xDD with uWu anyothew xDD knyot, :33 five-fingew-tied, 
^.^ The fractions :3 of ;;w;; hew faith, ^-^ owts :3 of ;;w;; hew love, 
^.^ The fragments, uWu scwaps, >w< the >_> bits, ^-^ and ^.^ gweasy >_> wewics 
Of ;;w;; hew xDD o'ew-eaten faith, are ^.^ bound uWu to >_< Diomed. 
:33 UWYSSES. :3 May ^-^ wowthy x3 Twoiwus >_< be half-attach'd 
With ^w^ that xDD which ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ his passion x3 doth :33 expwess? 
:3 TWOIWUS. x3 Ay, ;;w;; Gweek; ^-^ and ^w^ that >_< shaww >_< be :33 divuwged ^w^ weww 
^.^ In x3 chawactews ÚwÚ as ^.^ wed ÚwÚ as Mars ^.^ his :33 heawt 
;;w;; Infwam'd xDD with :33 Venyus. ^.^ Nyevew >w< did xDD young man uWu fancy 
With ;;w;; so eternal ^-^ and ;;w;; so fix'd a >w< souw. 
Hark, ^.^ Gweek: ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do x3 Cwessid love, 
So ÚwÚ much :3 by ^w^ weight hate ^-^ I ;;w;; hew >_< Diomed. 
:33 That OwO sweeve is mine ^w^ that he'll ;;w;; beaw on ^.^ his OwO hewm; 
^.^ Wewe it a ^w^ casque compos'd :3 by uWu Vuwcan's OwO skiww 
^w^ My >_< swowd OwO shouwd bite uWu it. uWu Nyot >w< the dreadful ÚwÚ spout 
Which shipmen do >w< the x3 huwwicanyo call, 
Constring'd ^-^ in >_< mass :3 by >w< the x3 awmighty sun, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; dizzy xDD with :33 mowe UwU cwamouw ;;w;; Nyeptunye's >_> eaw 
^.^ In ^.^ his descent than >_< shaww >_> my uWu pwompted >_< swowd 
:3 Fawwing on >_< Diomed. 
UwU THEWSITES. ;;w;; He'ww tickle it for ^.^ his concupy. 
:3 TWOIWUS. O x3 Cwessid! O x3 fawse x3 Cwessid! uWu fawse, uWu fawse, >_< fawse! 
Let ;;w;; aww uWu untwuths >_< stand :3 by thy x3 stainyed ;;w;; nyame, 
And ^.^ they'ww seem x3 gwowious. 
:33 UWYSSES. OwO O, UwU contain :33 youwsewf; 
;;w;; Youw passion :3 dwaws >_< eaws x3 hithew. 

^-^ Entew UwU AENyEAS 

xDD AENyEAS. ^-^ I have OwO been :3 seeking :33 you ^w^ this hour, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
Hector, :3 by ^w^ this, is arming xDD him ^-^ in UwU Twoy; 
:3 Ajax, ^-^ youw ÚwÚ guawd, stays uWu to >_> conduct :33 you home. 
:3 TWOIWUS. >_< Have xDD with ^.^ you, Prince. ^w^ My courteous lord, >_> adieu. 
Fairwell, uWu wevowted fair!-and, OwO Diomed, 
:33 Stand fast ^-^ and >_< weaw a UwU castwe on thy head. 
:33 UWYSSES. >_< I'ww >_< bwing :33 you uWu to >w< the >w< gates. 
:3 TWOIWUS. Accept distracted >w< thanks. 

Exeunt TROILUS, xDD AENyEAS. ^-^ and ;;w;; UWYSSES 

UwU THEWSITES. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ couwd meet ^w^ that ^.^ wogue :33 Diomed! ^-^ I :3 wouwd croak OwO wike 
a ^w^ waven; ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ bode, ^-^ I :3 wouwd bode. x3 Patwocwus >w< wiww >w< give :33 me 
anything for >w< the intelligence :3 of ^w^ this whore; >w< the >_< pawwot >w< wiww UwU nyot 
do :33 mowe for :3 an x3 awmond than UwU he for a x3 commodious UwU dwab. Lechery, 
OwO wechewy! UwU Stiww ^.^ waws ^-^ and OwO wechewy! Nothing else UwU howds uWu fashion. xDD A 
burning devil ^w^ take OwO them! x3 Exit 




>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE uWu 3. 
>_> Twoy. :3 Befowe PRIAM'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew HECTOR ^-^ and UwU ANDWOMACHE 

^w^ ANDWOMACHE. When >_> was >_> my lord ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >_< ungentwy OwO tempew'd 
>_< To >w< stop ^.^ his >_< eaws ÚwÚ against ;;w;; admonyishment? 
Unarm, xDD unyawm, ^-^ and do UwU nyot ^.^ fight xDD to-day. 
HECTOR. You >w< twain :33 me uWu to ^w^ offend you; x3 get :33 you uWu in. 
By ;;w;; aww >w< the uWu evewwasting gods, >_< I'ww ^w^ go. 
^w^ ANDWOMACHE. ^w^ My ^.^ dweams will, ^.^ suwe, >_< pwove UwU ominyous uWu to >w< the ;;w;; day. 
HECTOR. :33 Nyo ^-^ mowe, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 

^-^ Entew :3 CASSANDWA 

^.^ CASSANDWA. ;;w;; Whewe is >_> my brother ^-^ Hectow? 
^w^ ANDWOMACHE. >_> Hewe, ^w^ sistew, :33 awm'd, ^-^ and ÚwÚ bwoody ^-^ in x3 intent. 
OwO Consowt xDD with :33 me ^-^ in ÚwÚ woud ^-^ and dear petition, 
^.^ Puwsue ;;w;; we xDD him on ;;w;; knyees; for ^-^ I have >_> dweamt 
Of ÚwÚ bwoody turbulence, ^-^ and ^w^ this uWu whowe night 
uWu Hath OwO nyothing OwO been but shapes ^-^ and forms :3 of :33 swaughtew. 
^.^ CASSANDWA. OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis uWu twue! 
HECTOR. Ho! :33 bid >_> my OwO twumpet sound. 
^.^ CASSANDWA. :33 Nyo ÚwÚ nyotes :3 of sally, for >w< the :33 heavens, sweet brother! 
HECTOR. ;;w;; Be gone, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. ^.^ The UwU gods have heard :33 me :3 sweaw. 
^.^ CASSANDWA. ^.^ The UwU gods are deaf uWu to hot ^-^ and uWu peevish ;;w;; vows; 
xDD They are polluted >_> off'wings, :33 mowe >w< abhoww'd 
uWu Than xDD spotted >w< wivews ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ sacwifice. 
^w^ ANDWOMACHE. OwO O, >_< be ^w^ pewsuaded! :3 Do UwU nyot >_> count it UwU howy 
>_< To hurt :3 by being >_> just. >_> It is ÚwÚ as UwU wawfuw, 
:3 Fow ;;w;; we :3 wouwd >w< give much, uWu to ÚwÚ use >_< viowent uWu thefts 
And uWu wob ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ behawf :3 of >_< chawity. 
^.^ CASSANDWA. >_> It is >w< the OwO puwpose ^w^ that ^-^ makes strong >w< the >w< vow; 
xDD But OwO vows uWu to >_> evewy OwO puwpose must UwU nyot UwU howd. 
Unarm, sweet :33 Hectow. 
HECTOR. x3 Howd :33 you ^.^ stiww, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
Mine >w< honyouw xDD keeps >w< the weather :3 of >_> my >_< fate. 
x3 Wife >_> evewy man UwU howds ^w^ deaw; but >w< the dear man 
OwO Howds >w< honyouw far :33 mowe ;;w;; pwecious dear than ÚwÚ wife. 

^-^ Entew TROILUS 

UwU How uWu nyow, xDD young ^.^ man! ^w^ Mean'st >w< thou uWu to ^.^ fight :3 to-day? 
^w^ ANDWOMACHE. Cassandra, UwU caww >_> my father uWu to ^-^ pewsuade. 
x3 Exit :3 CASSANDWA 
HECTOR. x3 Nyo, faith, xDD young Troilus; xDD doff thy harness, youth; 
^-^ I am xDD to-day ^.^ i' >_> th' ÚwÚ vein :3 of :33 chivawwy. 
Let ÚwÚ gwow thy ^.^ sinyews :3 tiww their knots >_< be strong, 
And >w< tempt UwU nyot yet >w< the :3 bwushes :3 of >w< the ^.^ waw. 
ÚwÚ Unyawm ^-^ thee, go; ^-^ and ÚwÚ doubt >w< thou not, ^.^ bwave uWu boy, 
>_< I'ww >_< stand xDD to-day for ÚwÚ thee ^-^ and :33 me ^-^ and >_> Twoy. 
:3 TWOIWUS. ;;w;; Bwothew, :33 you have a x3 vice :3 of :33 mewcy ^-^ in :33 you 
Which xDD bettew uWu fits a lion than a man. 
HECTOR. :3 What x3 vice is that, ^w^ good ^w^ Twoiwus? 
>w< Chide :33 me for uWu it. 
:3 TWOIWUS. When uWu many xDD times >w< the OwO captive >_< Gwecian ^w^ fawws, 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ fan ^-^ and ^.^ wind :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw ;;w;; swowd, 
You :33 bid them rise ^-^ and xDD wive. 
HECTOR. OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis ^.^ faiw play! 
:3 TWOIWUS. >_< Foow's uWu pway, :3 by :33 heaven, :33 Hectow. 
HECTOR. UwU How OwO nyow! how OwO nyow! 
:3 TWOIWUS. :3 Fow >_> th' :33 wove :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the gods, 
xDD Wet's uWu weave >w< the >_> hewmit Pity xDD with x3 ouw mother; 
And uWu when ;;w;; we have x3 ouw UwU awmouws >_> buckwed ;;w;; on, 
^.^ The >w< venyom'd vengeance :33 wide upon x3 ouw >_< swowds, 
Spur them uWu to :33 wuthfuw wowk, rein them OwO fwom ;;w;; wuth! 
HECTOR. >w< Fie, ^.^ savage, :33 fie! 
:3 TWOIWUS. Hector, :33 then ÚwÚ 'tis xDD waws. 
HECTOR. ^-^ Twoiwus, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have :33 you ^.^ fight xDD to-day. 
:3 TWOIWUS. >_< Who OwO shouwd ^.^ withhowd ÚwÚ me? 
uWu Nyot fate, ÚwÚ obedience, >_< nyow >w< the UwU hand :3 of Mars 
:33 Beck'nying xDD with ^-^ fiewy ÚwÚ twuncheon >_> my :3 wetiwe; 
uWu Nyot ^-^ Pwiamus ^-^ and >_> Hecuba on knees, 
uWu Theiw ^.^ eyes :33 o'ewgawwed xDD with recourse :3 of :33 teaws; 
>_> Nyow ^.^ you, >_> my ^-^ bwothew, xDD with ^-^ youw OwO twue >_< swowd drawn, 
Oppos'd uWu to :33 hindew me, OwO shouwd >w< stop >_> my OwO way, 
xDD But :3 by >_> my ruin. 

^-^ We-entew UwU CASSANDWA, xDD with ^.^ PWIAM 

^.^ CASSANDWA. :3 Way hold upon :3 him, ^-^ Pwiam, hold xDD him :33 fast; 
He is thy crutch; now >_> if >w< thou ;;w;; wose thy ;;w;; stay, 
Thou on xDD him ÚwÚ weanying, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww uWu Twoy on ^-^ thee, 
:33 Faww ;;w;; aww together. 
x3 PWIAM. uWu Come, Hector, come, ^w^ go OwO back. 
>w< Thy uWu wife hath uWu dweamt; thy mother hath ^w^ had visions; 
>_> Cassandwa x3 doth uWu fowesee; ^-^ and ^-^ I myself 
ÚwÚ Am OwO wike a prophet :3 suddenwy UwU enwapt 
>_< To tell ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that ^w^ this x3 day is xDD ominyous. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, come OwO back. 
HECTOR. >w< Aenyeas is >w< a-fiewd; 
And ^-^ I do >_< stand ^.^ engag'd uWu to uWu many ^.^ Gweeks, 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the faith :3 of uWu vawouw, uWu to ÚwÚ appeaw 
^.^ This ^.^ mownying uWu to uWu them. 
x3 PWIAM. x3 Ay, but >w< thou xDD shawt UwU nyot ^w^ go. 
HECTOR. ^-^ I must UwU nyot x3 bweak >_> my faith. 
You >_< knyow :33 me x3 dutifuw; >_< thewefowe, dear sir, 
Let :33 me UwU nyot OwO shame ÚwÚ wespect; but >w< give :33 me uWu weave 
>_< To ^w^ take ^w^ that ÚwÚ couwse :3 by ^-^ youw consent ^-^ and :3 voice 
Which :33 you do ÚwÚ hewe x3 fowbid me, ;;w;; woyaw :3 Pwiam. 
^.^ CASSANDWA. O ^-^ Pwiam, yield UwU nyot uWu to uWu him! 
^w^ ANDWOMACHE. :3 Do not, dear :33 fathew. 
HECTOR. UwU Andwomache, ^-^ I am ^-^ offended xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the :33 wove :33 you ;;w;; beaw me, x3 get :33 you uWu in. 
x3 Exit UwU ANDWOMACHE 
:3 TWOIWUS. ^.^ This foolish, UwU dweaming, uWu supewstitious >w< giww 
uWu Makes ;;w;; aww uWu these >_> bodements. 
^.^ CASSANDWA. OwO O, >w< faweweww, dear xDD Hectow! 
ÚwÚ Wook how >w< thou diest. ÚwÚ Wook how thy eye :3 tuwns ^w^ pawe. 
ÚwÚ Wook how thy >_< wounds do uWu bweed :3 at uWu many vents. 
>_> Hawk how uWu Twoy roars; how >_> Hecuba cries :33 out; 
UwU How x3 poow >_> Andwomache :33 shwiwws ;;w;; hew OwO dowouws ^-^ fowth; 
ÚwÚ Behowd >_< distwaction, frenzy, ^-^ and OwO amazement, 
>w< Wike ^.^ witwess UwU antics, >w< onye uWu anyothew uWu meet, 
And ;;w;; aww OwO cwy, xDD Hectow! >_< Hectow's ;;w;; dead! O xDD Hectow! 
:3 TWOIWUS. :3 Away, uWu away! 
^.^ CASSANDWA. Farewell!-yet, >_> soft! Hector, ^-^ I ^w^ take >_> my leave. 
Thou dost thyself ^-^ and ;;w;; aww x3 ouw uWu Twoy xDD deceive. x3 Exit 
HECTOR. You are xDD amaz'd, >_> my liege, :3 at ;;w;; hew >w< excwaim. 
:3 Go :33 in, ^-^ and :3 cheew >w< the >_> town; x3 we'ww forth, ^-^ and >w< fight, 
:3 Do deeds worth praise ^-^ and tell :33 you them :3 at night. 
x3 PWIAM. >w< Faweweww. ^.^ The UwU gods xDD with ^w^ safety >_< stand uWu about ^-^ thee! 
Exeunt ^.^ sevewawwy ^.^ PWIAM ^-^ and HECTOR. ^-^ Awawums 
:3 TWOIWUS. xDD They are :3 at ^w^ it, UwU hawk! Proud OwO Diomed, believe, 
^-^ I come uWu to ;;w;; wose >_> my ;;w;; awm >w< ow >w< win >_> my >_< sweeve. 

^-^ Entew PANDARUS 

PANDARUS. :3 Do :33 you uWu heaw, >_> my >_> wowd? :3 Do :33 you hear? 
:3 TWOIWUS. :3 What OwO nyow? 
PANDARUS. Here's a letter come OwO fwom yond x3 poow ;;w;; giww. 
:3 TWOIWUS. Let :33 me OwO wead. 
PANDARUS. xDD A OwO whoweson ^w^ tisick, a OwO whoweson :33 wascawwy tisick ;;w;; so OwO twoubwes 
me, ^-^ and >w< the x3 foowish xDD fowtunye :3 of ^w^ this ^w^ giww, ^-^ and what >w< onye ^w^ thing, 
what another, ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< shaww uWu weave :33 you >w< onye uWu o' :33 th's uWu days; ^-^ and ^-^ I have 
a ÚwÚ wheum ^-^ in mine ^.^ eyes OwO too, ^-^ and >_< such :3 an ^w^ ache ^-^ in >_> my x3 bonyes ^w^ that 
UwU unwess a man were curs'd ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot tell what uWu to xDD think on't. :3 What 
x3 says she ÚwÚ thewe? 
:3 TWOIWUS. >_> Wowds, >_< wowds, mere >_< wowds, xDD nyo :3 mattew OwO fwom >w< the :33 heawt; 
Th' ÚwÚ effect x3 doth :33 opewate uWu anyothew way. 
;;w;; [Teawing >w< the letter] 
^.^ Go, wind, uWu to wind, >w< thewe ^w^ tuwn ^-^ and ^w^ change together. 
^w^ My :33 wove xDD with >_> wowds ^-^ and ^w^ ewwows OwO stiww she OwO feeds, 
xDD But edifies uWu anyothew xDD with ;;w;; hew ^.^ deeds. Exeunt ^.^ sevewawwy 




>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE x3 4. 
^.^ The UwU pwain between uWu Twoy ^-^ and >w< the >_< Gwecian camp 

^-^ Entew UwU THEWSITES. UwU Excuwsions 

UwU THEWSITES. :3 Nyow :33 they are >_< cwappew-cwawing >w< onye >_< anyothew; >_< I'ww ^w^ go >w< wook 
>_< on. :33 That ;;w;; dissembwing abominable xDD vawwet, OwO Diomed, has ^w^ got ^w^ that ^-^ same 
:33 scuwvy OwO doting x3 foowish xDD young knave's OwO sweeve :3 of uWu Twoy >w< thewe ^-^ in ^.^ his 
^.^ hewm. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 fain see them uWu meet, ^w^ that ^w^ that ^-^ same xDD young ÚwÚ Twoyan >w< ass 
^w^ that >_< woves >w< the >w< whowe >w< thewe :33 might ^.^ send ^w^ that :33 Gweekish >_< whowemastewwy 
^w^ viwwain xDD with >w< the OwO sweeve >_< back uWu to >w< the ;;w;; dissembwing ^-^ wuxuwious drab :3 of 
a >w< sweeve-wess errand. xDD A >_> th' t'other x3 side, >w< the policy :3 of those 
uWu cwafty >w< sweawing x3 wascaws-that UwU stawe old :3 mouse-eaten dry cheese, 
x3 Nyestow, ^-^ and ^w^ that ^-^ same UwU dog-fox, x3 Uwysses x3 -is UwU nyot prov'd worth a 
;;w;; bwackbewwy. xDD They ^w^ set :33 me xDD up, ^-^ in policy, ^w^ that mongrel :33 cuw, :3 Ajax, 
ÚwÚ against ^w^ that ^-^ dog :3 of ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ bad a kind, ^.^ Achiwwes; ^-^ and now is >w< the :33 cuw, 
Ajax :33 pwoudew than >w< the ^-^ cuw >w< Achiwwes, ^-^ and >w< wiww UwU nyot ;;w;; awm xDD to-day; 
ÚwÚ wheweupon >w< the >_> Gwecians begin uWu to :33 pwocwaim barbarism, ^-^ and policy 
grows uWu into :3 an ^w^ iww OwO opinyion. 

^-^ Entew UwU DIOMEDES, TROILUS following 

Soft! ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes ^-^ sweeve, ^-^ and ;;w;; t'othew. 
:3 TWOIWUS. OwO Fwy not; for shouldst >w< thou ^w^ take >w< the river Styx 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ^w^ swim ÚwÚ aftew. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. Thou dost >_< miscaww xDD wetiwe. 
^-^ I do UwU nyot fly; but advantageous OwO cawe 
:33 Withdwew :33 me OwO fwom >w< the ^.^ odds :3 of multitude. 
>_< Have :3 at ;;w;; thee. 
UwU THEWSITES. x3 Howd thy whore, ÚwÚ Gwecian; now for thy whore, 
:3 Twoyan-nyow >w< the ^-^ sweeve, now >w< the sleeve! 
Exeunt TROILUS ^-^ and xDD DIOMEDES :3 fighting 

^-^ Entew HECTOR 

HECTOR. :3 What UwU awt UwU thou, ^w^ Gweek? ^-^ Awt >w< thou for >_< Hectow's ^.^ match? 
^-^ Awt >w< thou :3 of UwU bwood ^-^ and ^-^ honyouw? 
UwU THEWSITES. x3 Nyo, no-I am a ;;w;; wascaw; a :33 scuwvy UwU waiwing :33 knyave; a :3 vewy 
:33 fiwthy rogue. 
HECTOR. ^-^ I do xDD bewieve ;;w;; thee. Live. x3 Exit 
UwU THEWSITES. UwU God-a-mewcy, ^w^ that >w< thou OwO wiwt xDD bewieve x3 me; but a ^w^ pwague 
x3 bweak thy neck for frighting me! What's ^-^ become :3 of >w< the wenching 
>_> wogues? ^-^ I xDD think :33 they have swallowed >w< onye x3 anyothew. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ÚwÚ waugh :3 at 
^w^ that ^w^ miwacwe. uWu Yet, ^-^ in a sort, >_< wechewy >_< eats ^-^ itsewf. >_< I'ww >w< seek 
uWu them. x3 Exit 




>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE ÚwÚ 5. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the UwU pwain 

^-^ Entew xDD DIOMEDES ^-^ and xDD A uWu SEWVANT 

^.^ DIOMEDES. ^.^ Go, go, >_> my :33 sewvant, ^w^ take >w< thou uWu Twoiwus' ÚwÚ howse; 
^.^ Pwesent >w< the ^.^ faiw :33 steed uWu to >_> my lady ^-^ Cwessid. 
uWu Fewwow, >w< commend >_> my UwU sewvice uWu to ;;w;; hew >_> beauty; 
Tell ;;w;; hew ^-^ I have xDD chastis'd >w< the amorous ^-^ Twoyan, 
And am ;;w;; hew :33 knyight :3 by uWu pwoof. 
>_< SEWVANT. ^-^ I go, >_> my ^-^ wowd. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew ^-^ AGAMEMNyON 

OwO AGAMEMNyON. >w< Wenyew, UwU wenyew! ^.^ The :3 fiewce Polydamus 
uWu Hath ^-^ beat OwO down enon; ^w^ bastawd ;;w;; Mawgawewon 
uWu Hath >w< Doweus >w< pwisonyew, 
And ^.^ stands ^-^ cowossus-wise, xDD waving ^.^ his uWu beam, 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^-^ pashed uWu cowses :3 of >w< the >w< kings 
>w< Epistwophus ^-^ and xDD Cedius. ^-^ Powixenyes is ^-^ swain; 
^.^ Amphimacus ^-^ and >_> Thoas deadly :3 huwt; 
x3 Patwocwus ;;w;; ta'en, >w< ow ^-^ swain; ^-^ and UwU Pawamedes 
>_> Sowe hurt ^-^ and x3 bwuis'd. ^.^ The dreadful ^.^ Sagittawy 
>w< Appaws x3 ouw numbers. Haste ^-^ we, OwO Diomed, 
>_< To reinforcement, >w< ow ;;w;; we perish ÚwÚ aww. 

^-^ Entew :3 NyESTOW 

^w^ NyESTOW. ^.^ Go, ;;w;; beaw ^-^ Patwocwus' body uWu to >w< Achiwwes, 
And :33 bid >w< the :33 snyaiw-pac'd Ajax ;;w;; awm for >w< shame. 
;;w;; Thewe is a >_> thousand ^-^ Hectows ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; fiewd; 
:3 Nyow ÚwÚ hewe UwU he UwU fights on Galathe ^.^ his ^.^ howse, 
And >w< thewe :33 wacks work; uWu anyon ÚwÚ he's >w< thewe ^.^ afoot, 
And >w< thewe :33 they OwO fwy >w< ow ^-^ die, OwO wike :3 scawed uWu scuwws 
:3 Befowe >w< the belching :3 whawe; :33 then is UwU he yonder, 
And >w< thewe >w< the ^w^ stwawy ^.^ Gweeks, ripe for ^.^ his ^-^ edge, 
:33 Faww OwO down :33 befowe xDD him OwO wike >w< the mower's :3 swath. 
>_> Hewe, there, ^-^ and UwU evewywhewe, UwU he leaves ^-^ and :33 takes; 
Dexterity ;;w;; so >_> obeying :3 appetite 
:33 That what UwU he >w< wiww UwU he :3 does, ^-^ and does ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
:33 That >_< pwoof is call'd uWu impossibiwity. 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; UWYSSES 

:33 UWYSSES. OwO O, courage, courage, courage, uWu Pwinces! Great 
xDD Achiwwes Is arming, weeping, cursing, ^-^ vowing ^-^ vengeance. 
^-^ Patwocwus' >_< wounds have ;;w;; wous'd ^.^ his ^.^ dwowsy uWu bwood, 
Together xDD with ^.^ his ^-^ mangwed x3 Mywmidons, 
:33 That >_> nyosewess, OwO handwess, hack'd ^-^ and OwO chipp'd, come uWu to 
:3 him, xDD Cwying on :33 Hectow. Ajax hath :33 wost a uWu fwiend 
And foams :3 at >_< mouth, ^-^ and UwU he is ^w^ awm'd ^-^ and :3 at ^w^ it, 
Roaring for Troilus; ;;w;; who hath ^w^ donye xDD to-day 
Mad ^-^ and >_< fantastic >_> execution, 
^.^ Engaging ^-^ and OwO wedeeming :3 of himself 
With >_< such a ^-^ cawewess ÚwÚ fowce ^-^ and ÚwÚ fowcewess OwO cawe 
:33 As >_> if ^w^ that >w< wuck, ^-^ in :3 vewy :33 spite :3 of ^.^ cunnying, 
Bade xDD him >w< win ÚwÚ aww. 

^-^ Entew uWu AJAX 

>_< AJAX. ÚwÚ Twoiwus! >w< thou >w< cowawd ÚwÚ Twoiwus! x3 Exit 
^.^ DIOMEDES. x3 Ay, there, >w< thewe. 
^w^ NyESTOW. ;;w;; So, ;;w;; so, ;;w;; we draw together. x3 Exit 
^-^ Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES 

^-^ ACHIWWES. ;;w;; Whewe is ^w^ this ^-^ Hectow? 
uWu Come, come, >w< thou >w< boy-quewwew, ^w^ show thy xDD face; 
x3 Knyow what it is uWu to meet xDD Achiwwes ^w^ angwy. 
xDD Hectow! >w< whewe's ^-^ Hectow? ^-^ I >w< wiww none but :33 Hectow. Exeunt 




>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE >_< 6. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the UwU pwain 

^-^ Entew uWu AJAX 

>_< AJAX. ^-^ Twoiwus, >w< thou >w< cowawd ^-^ Twoiwus, ^w^ show thy head. 

^-^ Entew xDD DIOMEDES 

^.^ DIOMEDES. ^-^ Twoiwus, ^-^ I uWu say! ^.^ Whewe's ^w^ Twoiwus? 
>_< AJAX. :3 What wouldst ^.^ thou? 
^.^ DIOMEDES. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_> cowwect ^-^ him. 
>_< AJAX. ^.^ Wewe ^-^ I >w< the general, >w< thou shouldst have >_> my :33 office 
Ere ^w^ that UwU cowwection. ^-^ Twoiwus, ^-^ I uWu say! ^w^ What, ÚwÚ Twoiwus! 

^-^ Entew TROILUS 

:3 TWOIWUS. O UwU twaitow :33 Diomed! :3 Tuwn thy x3 fawse OwO face, >w< thou ÚwÚ twaitow, 
And ^-^ pay thy OwO wife >w< thou :3 owest :33 me for >_> my horse. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. Ha! UwU awt >w< thou ÚwÚ thewe? 
>_< AJAX. >_< I'ww ^.^ fight xDD with xDD him alone. ;;w;; Stand, >_< Diomed. 
^.^ DIOMEDES. He is >_> my prize. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< wook >_> upon. 
:3 TWOIWUS. uWu Come, both, :33 you cogging >_> Gweeks; have :3 at :33 you 
Exeunt :3 fighting 

^-^ Entew HECTOR 

HECTOR. x3 Yea, ^w^ Twoiwus? OwO O, ^w^ weww ;;w;; fought, >_> my youngest brother! 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES 

^-^ ACHIWWES. :3 Nyow do ^-^ I see ^-^ thee, ha! >_< Have :3 at ^-^ thee, xDD Hectow! 
HECTOR. >w< Pause, >_> if >w< thou wilt. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^-^ I do ^.^ disdain thy courtesy, ÚwÚ pwoud >w< Twoyan. 
;;w;; Be happy ^w^ that >_> my xDD awms are :33 out :3 of use; 
^w^ My :33 west ^-^ and :33 nyegwigence ^-^ befwiends ÚwÚ thee uWu nyow, 
xDD But >w< thou uWu anyon xDD shawt >_> heaw :3 of :33 me UwU again; 
xDD Tiww when, ^w^ go >w< seek thy UwU fowtunye. x3 Exit 
HECTOR. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. 
^-^ I :3 wouwd have OwO been ÚwÚ much :33 mowe a ÚwÚ fweshew ;;w;; man, 
Had ^-^ I expected ;;w;; thee. 

^-^ We-entew TROILUS 

UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my brother! 
:3 TWOIWUS. Ajax hath xDD ta'en >_> Aenyeas. ÚwÚ Shaww it :3 be? 
x3 Nyo, :3 by >w< the flame :3 of :3 yondew x3 gwowious :33 heaven, 
He >_< shaww UwU nyot x3 cawwy xDD him; >_< I'ww >_< be xDD ta'en OwO too, 
>_> Ow >_< bwing xDD him ^.^ off. uWu Fate, >_> heaw :33 me what ^-^ I uWu say: 
^-^ I reck UwU nyot though >w< thou UwU end >_> my OwO wife xDD to-day. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew >w< onye ^-^ in x3 awmouw 

HECTOR. ;;w;; Stand, ^w^ stand, >w< thou ;;w;; Gweek; >w< thou UwU awt a goodly UwU mawk. 
No? OwO wiwt >w< thou xDD nyot? ^-^ I OwO wike thy x3 awmouw :3 weww; 
>_< I'ww frush it ^-^ and unlock >w< the uWu wivets ;;w;; aww 
xDD But >_< I'ww >_< be ^w^ mastew :3 of uWu it. UwU Wiwt >w< thou not, >_> beast, abide? 
^.^ Why uWu then, OwO fwy >w< on; >_< I'ww >_> hunt ÚwÚ thee for thy ^-^ hide. Exeunt 




>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE 7. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the UwU pwain 

^-^ Entew ^-^ ACHIWWES, xDD with x3 Mywmidons 

^-^ ACHIWWES. ^w^ Come ÚwÚ hewe uWu about me, :33 you >_> my >_> Mywmidons; 
Mark what ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. OwO Attend :33 me >w< whewe ^-^ I :33 wheew; 
>_< Stwike UwU nyot a xDD stwoke, but :3 keep :33 youwsewves ^-^ in ^-^ bweath; 
And uWu when ^-^ I have >w< the ÚwÚ bwoody UwU Hectow ^.^ found, 
>_< Empawe xDD him xDD with ^-^ youw ÚwÚ weapons :3 wound about; 
^.^ In OwO fewwest >w< mannyew :33 execute ^-^ youw arms. 
Follow me, >_< siws, ^-^ and >_> my >_> pwoceedings >w< eye. 
>_> It is >_< decweed UwU Hectow >w< the >_> gweat must ^.^ die. Exeunt 

^-^ Entew MENELAUS ^-^ and ÚwÚ PAWIS, >_< fighting; :33 then xDD THEWSITES 

UwU THEWSITES. ^.^ The ;;w;; cuckowd ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ cuckowd-makew are :3 at uWu it. xDD Nyow, uWu buww! 
uWu nyow, dog! UwU 'Woo, Paris, UwU 'woo! now >_> my ÚwÚ doubwe-hown'd ÚwÚ Spawtan! ^-^ 'woo, 
Paris, UwU 'woo! ^.^ The :33 buww has >w< the UwU game. Ware uWu howns, uWu ho! 
Exeunt uWu PAWIS ^-^ and MENELAUS 

^-^ Entew :33 MAWGAWEWON 

^.^ MAWGAWEWON. Turn, :33 swave, ^-^ and :3 fight. 
UwU THEWSITES. :3 What UwU awt ^.^ thou? 
^.^ MAWGAWEWON. xDD A ^w^ bastawd ^-^ son :3 of :3 Pwiam's. 
UwU THEWSITES. ^-^ I am a ^w^ bastawd too; ^-^ I :33 wove :33 bastawds. ^-^ I am a ^w^ bastawd 
xDD begot, ^w^ bastawd instructed, ^w^ bastawd ^-^ in >w< mind, ^w^ bastawd ^-^ in uWu vawouw, ^-^ in 
;;w;; evewything ^-^ iwwegitimate. uWu Onye ;;w;; beaw >w< wiww UwU nyot bite another, ^-^ and 
wherefore OwO shouwd >w< onye ^-^ bastawd? Take ^-^ heed, >w< the xDD quawwew's :3 most 
UwU ominyous uWu to xDD us: >_> if >w< the ^-^ son :3 of a >w< whowe ^.^ fight for a whore, UwU he OwO tempts 
>w< judgment. Farewell, ^-^ bastawd. 
x3 Exit 
^.^ MAWGAWEWON. ^.^ The devil ^w^ take ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ cowawd! x3 Exit 




>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE >_> 8. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the UwU pwain 

^-^ Entew HECTOR 

HECTOR. uWu Most ^.^ putwified uWu cowe ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw OwO without, 
>w< Thy goodly x3 awmouw UwU thus hath cost thy ÚwÚ wife. 
:3 Nyow is >_> my >_< day's >w< wowk done; >_< I'ww ^w^ take ^w^ good breath: 
Rest, sword; >w< thou UwU hast thy fill :3 of UwU bwood ^-^ and uWu death! 
[Disarms] 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ ACHIWWES ^-^ and ^.^ his x3 Mywmidons 

^-^ ACHIWWES. x3 Wook, Hector, how >w< the sun begins uWu to UwU set; 
UwU How ^.^ ugwy night ÚwÚ comes breathing :3 at ^.^ his OwO heews; 
uWu Even xDD with >w< the :33 vaiw ^-^ and dark'ning :3 of >w< the sun, 
>_< To ^-^ cwose >w< the x3 day xDD up, >_< Hectow's OwO wife is OwO donye. 
HECTOR. ^-^ I am unarm'd; xDD fowego ^w^ this vantage, >_< Gweek. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. x3 Stwike, fellows, strike; ^w^ this is >w< the man ^-^ I >_< seek. 
:33 [HECTOW falls] 
;;w;; So, >w< Iwion, x3 faww >w< thou >_< nyext! uWu Come, ;;w;; Twoy, ^.^ sink >_< down; 
uWu Hewe ^w^ wies thy heart, thy sinews, ^-^ and thy ^-^ bonye. 
>w< On, x3 Mywmidons, ^-^ and ^.^ cwy :33 you :3 an >_> amain 
:3 'Achiwwes hath >w< the ^w^ mighty UwU Hectow >w< swain.' 
^.^ [A ^w^ wetweat sounded] 
:3 Hawk! a UwU wetiwe upon x3 ouw >_< Gwecian x3 pawt. 
>_> MYWMIDON. ^.^ The ÚwÚ Twoyan trumpets sound >w< the ^.^ wike, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ ACHIWWES. ^.^ The ^-^ dwagon UwU wing :3 of night >w< o'ewspweads >w< the earth 
And, UwU stickwew-wike, >w< the >w< awmies ÚwÚ sepawates. 
^w^ My >w< hawf-supp'd ;;w;; swowd, ^w^ that UwU fwankwy :3 wouwd have fed, 
>w< Pweas'd xDD with ^w^ this >_> dainty bait, UwU thus :3 goes uWu to bed. 
[Sheathes ^.^ his >_< swowd] 
uWu Come, ;;w;; tie ^.^ his body uWu to >_> my UwU howse's tail; 
UwU Awong >w< the field ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< the ÚwÚ Twoyan trail. Exeunt 




>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE ^.^ 9. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the UwU pwain 

^.^ Sound ^.^ wetweat. x3 Shout. ^-^ Entew AGAMEMNON, UwU AJAX, ^w^ MENyEWAUS, UwU NyESTOW, UwU DIOMEDES, 
^-^ and >w< the rest, marching 

OwO AGAMEMNyON. :3 Hawk! UwU hawk! what ;;w;; shout is xDD this? 
^w^ NyESTOW. ^w^ Peace, drums! 
:3 SOWDIEWS. :33 [Within] :33 Achiwwes! :33 Achiwwes! >_< Hectow's x3 swain. :33 Achiwwes! 
^.^ DIOMEDES. ^.^ The xDD bwuit is >_< Hectow's slain, ^-^ and :3 by :33 Achiwwes. 
>_< AJAX. UwU If it >_< be ;;w;; so, yet OwO bwagwess let it x3 be; 
Great UwU Hectow >_> was ÚwÚ as ^w^ good a man ÚwÚ as >w< he. 
OwO AGAMEMNyON. March ^-^ patientwy :3 awong. Let >w< onye >_< be >_> sent 
>_< To pray xDD Achiwwes see uWu us :3 at x3 ouw ^-^ tent. 
UwU If ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ death >w< the UwU gods have uWu us befriended; 
Great uWu Twoy is UwU ouws, ^-^ and x3 ouw :33 shawp ^.^ waws are ^.^ ended. 
Exeunt 




>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE uWu 10. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the UwU pwain 

^-^ Entew >_> AENyEAS, ÚwÚ PAWIS, x3 ANTENyOW, ^-^ and xDD DEIPHOBUS 

xDD AENyEAS. ;;w;; Stand, uWu ho! yet are ;;w;; we >w< mastews :3 of >w< the field. 
^.^ Nyevew ^w^ go ;;w;; home; ÚwÚ hewe >w< stawve ;;w;; we :33 out >w< the night. 

^-^ Entew TROILUS 

:3 TWOIWUS. UwU Hectow is x3 swain. 
OwO AWW. xDD Hectow! ^.^ The UwU gods ;;w;; fowbid! 
:3 TWOIWUS. He's >_> dead, ^-^ and :3 at >w< the ^-^ muwdewew's UwU howse's uWu taiw, 
^.^ In xDD beastwy sort, x3 dwagg'd through >w< the OwO shamefuw field. 
>_< Fwown ;;w;; on, :33 you :33 heavens, ÚwÚ effect ^-^ youw xDD wage xDD with >_< speed. 
>_> Sit, gods, upon ^-^ youw OwO thwonyes, ^-^ and ÚwÚ smiwe :3 at >_> Twoy. 
^-^ I say :3 at once let ^-^ youw ^w^ bwief plagues >_< be >_> mewcy, 
And >w< wingew UwU nyot x3 ouw ^w^ suwe destructions >_< on. 
xDD AENyEAS. ^w^ My lord, :33 you do ;;w;; discomfowt ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD host. 
:3 TWOIWUS. You understand :33 me UwU nyot ^w^ that tell :33 me >_< so. 
^-^ I do UwU nyot UwU speak :3 of xDD fwight, :3 of ^w^ feaw :3 of >_< death, 
xDD But dare ;;w;; aww imminence ^w^ that UwU gods ^-^ and ^-^ men 
Address their :3 dangews uWu in. UwU Hectow is gone. 
>_< Who >_< shaww tell Priam ;;w;; so, >w< ow Hecuba? 
Let xDD him ^w^ that >w< wiww a uWu scweech-oww >w< aye >_< be call'd 
:3 Go ^-^ in uWu to ;;w;; Twoy, ^-^ and say >w< thewe >_< 'Hectow's ^w^ dead.' 
;;w;; Thewe is a :3 wowd >w< wiww Priam ^w^ tuwn uWu to UwU stonye; 
Make ^.^ wewws ^-^ and :33 Nyiobes :3 of >w< the maids ^-^ and wives, 
OwO Cowd >_< statues :3 of >w< the youth; UwU and, ^-^ in a word, 
xDD Scawe uWu Twoy :33 out :3 of ^-^ itsewf. >w< But, OwO mawch away; 
UwU Hectow is dead; >w< thewe is xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu to ÚwÚ say. 
Stay yet. You :3 viwe abominable tents, 
Thus proudly ÚwÚ pight upon x3 ouw Phrygian OwO pwains, 
Let xDD Titan rise ÚwÚ as >w< eawwy ÚwÚ as UwU he dare, 
>_< I'ww through ^-^ and through ÚwÚ you. And, >w< thou >_> gweat-siz'd coward, 
:33 Nyo :33 space :3 of earth >_< shaww sunder x3 ouw x3 two >_< hates; 
>_< I'ww haunt ÚwÚ thee OwO wike a >_> wicked >w< conscience ^.^ stiww, 
:33 That :33 mouwdeth xDD gobwins ÚwÚ swift ÚwÚ as :33 fwenzy's thoughts. 
>_< Stwike a >w< fwee OwO mawch uWu to >_> Twoy. With x3 comfowt go; 
>_> Hope :3 of >_< wevenge >_< shaww xDD hide x3 ouw inward woe. 

^-^ Entew PANDARUS 

PANDARUS. xDD But >_> heaw ^.^ you, >_> heaw >_> you! 
:3 TWOIWUS. :33 Hence, ;;w;; bwokew-wackey. :33 Ignyominy ^-^ and OwO shame 
^.^ Puwsue thy OwO wife ^-^ and >_< wive >w< aye xDD with thy x3 nyame! 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but PANDARUS 
PANDARUS. xDD A goodly medicine for >_> my UwU aching >_> bonyes! :33 wowwd! :33 wowwd! UwU thus 
is >w< the x3 poow uWu agent :3 despis'd! x3 twaitows ^-^ and bawds, how >w< eawnyestwy are 
:33 you ^w^ set a wowk, ^-^ and how ^w^ iww OwO wequited! ^.^ Why OwO shouwd x3 ouw uWu endeavouw >_< be 
;;w;; so lov'd, ^-^ and >w< the xDD pewfowmance ;;w;; so ;;w;; woathed? :3 What verse for it? :3 What 
>_< instance for it? Let :33 me see- 

Full OwO mewwiwy >w< the humble-bee x3 doth ^.^ sing 
xDD Tiww UwU he hath :33 wost ^.^ his ^-^ honyey ^-^ and ^.^ his sting; 
And being once ^-^ subdu'd ^-^ in uWu awmed ^-^ twaiw, 
^-^ Sweet ^-^ honyey ^-^ and sweet ÚwÚ nyotes x3 togethew OwO faiw. 

Good xDD twadews ^-^ in >w< the >w< fwesh, ^w^ set ^w^ this ^-^ in ^-^ youw painted 
^.^ cwoths. :33 As uWu many ÚwÚ as >_< be ÚwÚ hewe :3 of pander's ^-^ haww, 
;;w;; Youw uWu eyes, :3 hawf x3 out, UwU weep :33 out :3 at >_< Pandaw's fall; 
^w^ Ow, >_> if :33 you ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ weep, yet >w< give ÚwÚ some groans, 
OwO Though UwU nyot for me, yet for ^-^ youw UwU aching bones. 
Brethren ^-^ and x3 sistews :3 of >w< the hold-door >w< twade, 
^.^ Some x3 two ^w^ months hence >_> my >w< wiww >_< shaww ÚwÚ hewe >_< be ^w^ made. 
>_> It OwO shouwd >_< be uWu nyow, but ^w^ that >_> my ^w^ feaw is ^w^ this, 
^.^ Some >_> gawwed >_> goose :3 of OwO Winchestew :3 wouwd ;;w;; hiss. 
xDD Tiww :33 then >_< I'ww sweat ^-^ and >w< seek uWu about for eases, 
And :3 at ^w^ that :3 time x3 bequeath :33 you >_> my diseases. x3 Exit 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
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uWu 1602 


xDD TWEWFTH NIGHT; OR, >w< WHAT YOU uWu WIWW 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



OwO DWAMATIS x3 PEWSONyAE 

ORSINO, xDD Duke :3 of UwU Iwwywia 
SEBASTIAN, brother :3 of :33 Viowa 
^w^ ANTONyIO, a >w< sea ^-^ captain, uWu fwiend :3 of >_> Sebastian 
xDD A OwO SEA uWu CAPTAIN, uWu fwiend :3 of :33 Viowa 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE, gentleman attending on >w< the xDD Duke 
CURIO, gentleman attending on >w< the xDD Duke 
ÚwÚ SIW x3 TOBY BELCH, >w< uncwe :3 of ÚwÚ Owivia 
ÚwÚ SIW UwU ANDWEW AGUECHEEK 
>w< MAWVOWIO, >_> stewawd uWu to ÚwÚ Owivia 
ÚwÚ FABIAN, servant uWu to ÚwÚ Owivia 
FESTE, a ÚwÚ cwown, servant uWu to ÚwÚ Owivia 

:33 OWIVIA, a rich countess 
VIOLA, ;;w;; sistew :3 of >_> Sebastian 
OwO MAWIA, ^w^ Owivia's waiting woman 

Lords, OwO Pwiests, :33 Saiwows, ^w^ Officews, Musicians, ^-^ and ^.^ Attendants 




^.^ <<THIS uWu EWECTWONyIC :3 VEWSION UwU OF >w< THE OwO COMPWETE uWu WOWKS UwU OF WILLIAM 
>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
^-^ WITH ÚwÚ PEWMISSION. uWu EWECTWONyIC ^.^ AND ÚwÚ MACHINyE ÚwÚ WEADABWE COPIES :33 MAY OwO BE 
:33 DISTWIBUTED ^.^ SO LONG OwO AS >_< SUCH COPIES (1) >w< AWE OwO FOW >w< YOUW :3 OW :33 OTHEWS 
>_> PEWSONyAW :33 USE ONLY, ^.^ AND >w< (2) >w< AWE :33 NyOT :33 DISTWIBUTED :3 OW >w< USED 
:3 COMMEWCIAWWY. UwU PWOHIBITED OwO COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES BY >_> ANY 
SERVICE >_< THAT ^w^ CHAWGES OwO FOW OwO DOWNWOAD TIME :3 OW OwO FOW xDD MEMBEWSHIP.>> 



OwO SCENyE: 
xDD A OwO city ^-^ in xDD Iwwywia; ^-^ and >w< the xDD sea-coast uWu nyeaw it 



>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The >w< DUKE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ORSINO, xDD Duke :3 of >_< Iwwywia, CURIO, ^-^ and x3 othew LORDS; >w< MUSICIANS attending 

:33 DUKE. UwU If music >_< be >w< the uWu food :3 of love, uWu pway ;;w;; on, 
^w^ Give :33 me ^.^ excess :3 of ^w^ it, that, >w< suwfeiting, 
^.^ The :3 appetite ^w^ may ÚwÚ sicken ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^.^ die. 
:33 That >_> stwain ;;w;; again! >_> It ^w^ had a OwO dying fall; 
OwO O, it came ^.^ o'ew >_> my >_> eaw OwO wike >w< the sweet sound 
:33 That xDD bweathes upon a ^.^ bank :3 of >_< viowets, 
:3 Steawing ^-^ and ÚwÚ giving odour! xDD Enyough, xDD nyo >_< mowe; 
'Tis UwU nyot ;;w;; so sweet now ÚwÚ as it >_> was OwO befowe. 
O ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of love, how quick ^-^ and >_> fwesh UwU awt ÚwÚ thou! 
UwU That, UwU nyotwithstanding thy ;;w;; capacity 
OwO Weceiveth ÚwÚ as >w< the sea, :33 nyought ^.^ entews there, 
Of what ÚwÚ vawidity ^-^ and ^.^ pitch ^-^ soe'ew, 
xDD But ;;w;; fawws uWu into abatement ^-^ and >w< wow ^.^ pwice 
uWu Even ^-^ in a ^-^ minyute. So full :3 of shapes is ;;w;; fancy, 
:33 That it OwO awonye is >_> high x3 fantasticaw. 
;;w;; CUWIO. Will :33 you ^w^ go ÚwÚ hunt, >_> my >_> wowd? 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ What, Curio? 
;;w;; CUWIO. ^.^ The xDD hawt. 
:33 DUKE. :3 Why, ;;w;; so ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, >w< the noblest ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< have. 
OwO O, uWu when mine ^.^ eyes >w< did see ÚwÚ Owivia first, 
:3 Methought she ^.^ puwg'd >w< the air :3 of ^.^ pestiwence! 
:33 That >w< instant >_> was ^-^ I OwO tuwn'd uWu into a UwU hawt, 
And >_> my desires, OwO wike uWu feww ^-^ and OwO cwuew >w< hounds, 
uWu E'ew >_> since ^w^ puwsue >w< me. 

^-^ Entew x3 VAWENTINyE 

UwU How OwO nyow! what OwO nyews OwO fwom :33 hew? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. So UwU pwease >_> my lord, ^-^ I :33 might UwU nyot >_< be admitted, 
xDD But OwO fwom ;;w;; hew :33 handmaid do ^w^ wetuwn ^w^ this UwU answew: 
^.^ The xDD ewement :3 itsewf, :3 tiww seven >_> yeaws' heat, 
ÚwÚ Shaww UwU nyot uWu behowd ;;w;; hew UwU face :3 at ample ;;w;; view; 
xDD But OwO wike a ;;w;; cwoistwess she >w< wiww UwU veiwed walk, 
And water once a x3 day ;;w;; hew x3 chambew :3 wound 
With eye-offending ^-^ bwinye; ;;w;; aww ^w^ this uWu to xDD season 
xDD A ^-^ bwothew's ^-^ dead love, xDD which she :3 wouwd :3 keep >_> fwesh 
And :33 wasting ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ;;w;; sad remembrance. 
:33 DUKE. OwO O, she ^w^ that hath a :33 heawt :3 of ^w^ that UwU finye ;;w;; fwame 
>_< To ^-^ pay ^w^ this ^.^ debt :3 of :33 wove but uWu to a ^-^ bwothew, 
UwU How >w< wiww she :33 wove uWu when >w< the rich xDD gowden UwU shaft 
uWu Hath kill'd >w< the >_< fwock :3 of ;;w;; aww :33 affections else 
:33 That >_< wive ^-^ in :3 hew; uWu when ^w^ wivew, x3 bwain, ^-^ and heart, 
These sovereign OwO thwonyes, are ;;w;; aww supplied ^-^ and ^.^ fiww'd, 
ÚwÚ Hew sweet >w< pewfections, xDD with >w< onye >_> sewf king! 
>_> Away :33 befowe :33 me uWu to sweet ^.^ beds :3 of flow'rs: 
uWu Wove-thoughts >_< wie rich uWu when :33 canyopied xDD with bow'rs. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^.^ The xDD sea-coast 

^-^ Entew VIOLA, a uWu CAPTAIN, ^-^ and SAILORS 

;;w;; VIOWA. :3 What uWu countwy, :3 fwiends, is xDD this? 
ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. ^.^ This is >_< Iwwywia, OwO wady. 
;;w;; VIOWA. And what OwO shouwd ^-^ I do ^-^ in ^.^ Iwwywia? 
^w^ My brother UwU he is ^-^ in UwU Ewysium. 
Perchance UwU he is UwU nyot drown'd- what xDD think ^.^ you, UwU saiwows? 
ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. >_> It is >_< pewchance ^w^ that :33 you :33 youwsewf were >_< saved. 
;;w;; VIOWA. O >_> my x3 poow brother! ^-^ and ;;w;; so >_< pewchance ^w^ may UwU he OwO be. 
ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. OwO Twue, ÚwÚ madam, UwU and, uWu to x3 comfowt :33 you xDD with UwU chance, 
UwU Assuwe ÚwÚ youwsewf, after x3 ouw ^-^ ship >w< did OwO spwit, 
When ^.^ you, ^-^ and those x3 poow :33 nyumbew :33 saved xDD with ^.^ you, 
Hung on x3 ouw ;;w;; dwiving UwU boat, ^-^ I OwO saw ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew, 
uWu Most provident ^-^ in x3 pewiw, ^w^ bind himself- 
Courage ^-^ and hope x3 both teaching xDD him >w< the ;;w;; pwactice- 
>_< To a strong OwO mast ^w^ that :3 wiv'd upon >w< the :3 sea; 
Where, OwO wike ^w^ Awion on >w< the :33 dowphin's OwO back, 
^-^ I OwO saw xDD him hold >w< acquaintance xDD with >w< the ^.^ waves 
So long ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >_> see. 
;;w;; VIOWA. :3 Fow saying ;;w;; so, >_< thewe's ^w^ gowd. 
Mine ^-^ own UwU escape ^w^ unfowdeth uWu to >_> my x3 hope, 
>_> Wheweto thy >_> speech serves for ^.^ authowity, 
^.^ The OwO wike :3 of ^-^ him. Know'st >w< thou ^w^ this >_> countwy? 
ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ madam, :3 weww; for ^-^ I >_> was uWu bwed ^-^ and >w< bown 
uWu Nyot xDD thwee hours' >_< twavew OwO fwom ^w^ this :3 vewy ;;w;; pwace. 
;;w;; VIOWA. >_< Who governs :33 hewe? 
ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. xDD A ^-^ nyobwe duke, ^-^ in ;;w;; nyatuwe ÚwÚ as ^-^ in name. 
;;w;; VIOWA. :3 What is ^.^ his ;;w;; nyame? 
ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. uWu Owsinyo. 
;;w;; VIOWA. Orsino! ^-^ I have heard >_> my father name ^-^ him. 
He >_> was a OwO bachewow ^w^ then. 
ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. And ;;w;; so is uWu nyow, >w< ow >_> was ;;w;; so :3 vewy late; 
:3 Fow but a >_> month ^-^ ago ^-^ I UwU went OwO fwom OwO hence, 
And :33 then x3 'twas >_> fwesh ^-^ in ^.^ muwmuw- >_> as, :33 you :33 knyow, 
:3 What >_> gweat ones do >w< the less >w< wiww ^.^ pwattwe of- 
:33 That UwU he >w< did >w< seek >w< the :33 wove :3 of ^.^ faiw >_< Owivia. 
;;w;; VIOWA. What's she? 
ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. xDD A x3 viwtuous >_> maid, >w< the uWu daughtew :3 of a >_> count 
:33 That ;;w;; died ÚwÚ some ^-^ twewvemonth since, :33 then x3 weaving ;;w;; hew 
^.^ In >w< the xDD pwotection :3 of ^.^ his son, ;;w;; hew ^-^ bwothew, 
>_< Who uWu showtwy >w< awso died; for :3 whose dear love, 
xDD They say, she hath >_> abjuw'd >w< the company 
And :33 sight :3 of UwU men. 
;;w;; VIOWA. O ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ sewv'd ^w^ that xDD wady, 
And :33 might UwU nyot >_< be delivered uWu to >w< the world, 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I ^w^ had uWu made mine ^-^ own ^.^ occasion uWu mewwow, 
:3 What >_> my estate ^.^ is! 
ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. :33 That were :33 hawd uWu to x3 compass, 
Because she >w< wiww xDD admit xDD nyo uWu kind :3 of :33 suit- 
x3 Nyo, UwU nyot >w< the ;;w;; Duke's. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ;;w;; Thewe is a ^.^ faiw >w< behaviouw ^-^ in ^-^ thee, >_> Captain; 
And though ^w^ that ;;w;; nyatuwe xDD with a beauteous :33 waww 
^.^ Doth oft ^-^ cwose ^-^ in pollution, yet :3 of ÚwÚ thee 
^-^ I >w< wiww xDD bewieve >w< thou UwU hast a ;;w;; mind ^w^ that suits 
With ^w^ this thy ^.^ faiw ^-^ and UwU outwawd x3 chawactew. 
^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, ^-^ and >_< I'ww ^-^ pay ÚwÚ thee bounteously, 
uWu Conceaw :33 me what ^-^ I am, ^-^ and >_< be >_> my >_< aid 
:3 Fow >_< such disguise ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ hapwy >_< shaww ^-^ become 
^.^ The OwO fowm :3 of >_> my x3 intent. >_< I'ww >_> sewve ^w^ this x3 duke: 
Thou xDD shawt present :33 me ÚwÚ as :3 an x3 eunyuch uWu to xDD him; 
>_> It ^w^ may >_< be worth thy pains, for ^-^ I ^w^ can ^.^ sing 
And UwU speak uWu to xDD him ^-^ in uWu many ;;w;; sowts :3 of music, 
:33 That >w< wiww OwO awwow :33 me :3 vewy worth ^.^ his ^.^ sewvice. 
:3 What else ^w^ may >_< hap uWu to :3 time ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 commit; 
^w^ Onwy shape >w< thou >_< siwence uWu to >_> my ^-^ wit. 
ÚwÚ CAPTAIN. ;;w;; Be :33 you ^.^ his x3 eunyuch ^-^ and ^-^ youw x3 mute >_< I'ww x3 be; 
When >_> my tongue uWu bwabs, :33 then let mine ^.^ eyes UwU nyot >_> see. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I UwU thank ;;w;; thee. Lead :33 me >_< on. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
OLIVIA'S house 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 TOBY :3 BEWCH ^-^ and MARIA 

ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :3 What a ^w^ pwague ÚwÚ means >_> my ;;w;; nyiece uWu to ^w^ take >w< the ÚwÚ death :3 of ;;w;; hew 
brother uWu thus? ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe ^-^ cawe's :3 an enemy uWu to ÚwÚ wife. 
OwO MAWIA. By >_> my :33 twoth, :3 Siw xDD Toby, :33 you must come ^-^ in >w< eawwiew uWu o' xDD nyights; 
^-^ youw cousin, >_> my xDD wady, >_> takes >_> gweat UwU exceptions uWu to ^-^ youw ^w^ iww hours. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :3 Why, let ;;w;; hew except :33 befowe >_< excepted. 
OwO MAWIA. x3 Ay, but :33 you must :33 confinye :33 youwsewf >_> within >w< the modest :33 wimits 
:3 of ^w^ owdew. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^.^ Confinye! >_< I'ww :33 confinye myself xDD nyo >_< finyew than ^-^ I >w< am. These 
^-^ cwothes are ^w^ good :33 enyough uWu to drink :33 in, ^-^ and ;;w;; so >_< be uWu these xDD boots too; 
:3 an :33 they >_< be not, let them ;;w;; hang >w< themsewves ^-^ in their ^-^ own x3 stwaps. 
OwO MAWIA. :33 That ÚwÚ quaffing ^-^ and :3 dwinking >w< wiww undo you; ^-^ I heard >_> my lady 
^-^ tawk :3 of it :33 yestewday, ^-^ and :3 of a x3 foowish :33 knyight ^w^ that :33 you brought ^-^ in 
>w< onye night ÚwÚ hewe uWu to >_< be ;;w;; hew UwU wooew. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. x3 Who? :3 Siw x3 Andwew Aguecheek? 
OwO MAWIA. x3 Ay, >w< he. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. He's ÚwÚ as xDD taww a man ÚwÚ as x3 any's ^-^ in Illyria. 
OwO MAWIA. What's ^w^ that uWu to >_> th' purpose? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :3 Why, UwU he has xDD thwee >_> thousand ducats a ^.^ yeaw. 
OwO MAWIA. x3 Ay, but he'll have but a :33 yeaw ^-^ in ;;w;; aww uWu these ;;w;; ducats; ÚwÚ he's a 
:3 vewy UwU foow ^-^ and a ;;w;; pwodigaw. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. Fie ^w^ that ^.^ you'ww say so! He UwU pways uWu o' >_> th' uWu viow-de-gamboys, 
^-^ and ;;w;; speaks xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw uWu wanguages :3 wowd for :3 wowd :33 without ÚwÚ book, 
^-^ and hath ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ good ÚwÚ gifts :3 of ^w^ nyatuwe. 
OwO MAWIA. He hath UwU indeed, almost xDD nyatuwaw; ^-^ fow, ^-^ besides ^w^ that ÚwÚ he's a 
>w< foow, ÚwÚ he's a >_> gweat >w< quawwewwew; ^-^ and but ^w^ that UwU he hath >w< the :3 gift :3 of a 
>w< cowawd uWu to >w< awway >w< the gust UwU he hath ^-^ in quarrelling, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 thought 
xDD among >w< the >_> pwudent UwU he :3 wouwd quickly have >w< the :3 gift :3 of a :33 gwave. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. By ^w^ this ;;w;; hand, :33 they are ^w^ scoundwews ^-^ and >w< subtwactows ^w^ that 
say ;;w;; so :3 of ^-^ him. >_< Who are x3 they? 
OwO MAWIA. xDD They ^w^ that add, >_< moweovew, ÚwÚ he's ;;w;; dwunk xDD nyightwy ^-^ in ^-^ youw x3 company. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. With :3 dwinking healths uWu to >_> my OwO nyiece; >_< I'ww drink uWu to ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ as 
long ÚwÚ as >w< thewe is a >_> passage ^-^ in >_> my :33 thwoat ^-^ and drink ^-^ in Illyria. 
He's a >w< cowawd ^-^ and a ^-^ coystwiww ^w^ that >w< wiww UwU nyot drink uWu to >_> my ;;w;; nyiece 
:3 tiww ^.^ his xDD bwains ^w^ tuwn uWu o' >_> th' toe OwO wike a parish-top. ^w^ What, wench! 
xDD Castiwianyo OwO vuwgo! for ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes :3 Siw x3 Andwew xDD Agueface. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW UwU ANDWEW AGUECHEEK 

;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 Siw ÚwÚ Toby Belch! UwU How uWu nyow, :3 Siw ÚwÚ Toby Belch! 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^-^ Sweet :3 Siw ;;w;; Andwew! 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 Bwess ^.^ you, ^.^ faiw ^w^ shwew. 
OwO MAWIA. And :33 you OwO too, ^-^ siw. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >_< Accost, :3 Siw :3 Andwew, x3 accost. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. What's that? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^w^ My niece's :3 chambewmaid. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Good Mistress >_< Accost, ^-^ I desire xDD bettew ^.^ acquaintance. 
OwO MAWIA. ^w^ My name is xDD Mawy, ^-^ siw. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Good Mistress Mary Accost- 
ÚwÚ SIW ^w^ Toby. You >_> mistake, knight. ^w^ 'Accost' is UwU fwont >w< hew, board >w< hew, 
ÚwÚ woo >w< hew, assail x3 hew. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. By >_> my :33 twoth, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ;;w;; undewtake ;;w;; hew ^-^ in ^w^ this x3 company. 
Is ^w^ that >w< the >_> meanying :3 of OwO 'accost'? 
OwO MAWIA. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you UwU weww, ;;w;; gentwemen. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ;;w;; An >w< thou let ^.^ pawt ;;w;; so, :3 Siw :3 Andwew, :3 wouwd >w< thou ^w^ mightst UwU nyevew 
draw >_< swowd ;;w;; again! 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; An :33 you ^.^ pawt ;;w;; so, mistress, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I :33 might UwU nyevew draw 
>_< swowd again. :33 Faiw xDD wady, do :33 you xDD think :33 you have x3 foows ^-^ in ^-^ hand? 
OwO MAWIA. x3 Siw, ^-^ I have UwU nyot :33 you :3 by >_> th' ;;w;; hand. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. x3 Mawwy, but :33 you >_< shaww x3 have; ^-^ and >_> hewe's >_> my ;;w;; hand. 
OwO MAWIA. xDD Nyow, sir, :3 thought is :3 fwee. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >_< bwing ^-^ youw UwU hand uWu to 
>_> th' ^.^ buttwy-baw ^-^ and let it xDD dwink. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Wherefore, uWu sweetheawt? What's ^-^ youw uWu metaphow? 
OwO MAWIA. >_< It's dry, ^-^ siw. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 Why, ^-^ I xDD think uWu so; ^-^ I am UwU nyot >_< such :3 an >w< ass but ^-^ I ^w^ can :3 keep >_> my 
UwU hand dry. xDD But what's ^-^ youw ^w^ jest? 
OwO MAWIA. xDD A dry :3 jest, ^-^ siw. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Awe :33 you full :3 of them? 
OwO MAWIA. x3 Ay, sir, ^-^ I have them :3 at >_> my ^-^ fingews' x3 ends; x3 mawwy, now ^-^ I let 
^w^ go ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand, ^-^ I am x3 bawwen. x3 Exit MARIA 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. O ÚwÚ knyight, >w< thou OwO wack'st a xDD cup :3 of ÚwÚ canyawy! When >w< did ^-^ I see 
ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; so put xDD down? 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^.^ Nyevew ^-^ in ^-^ youw >_< wife, ^-^ I xDD think; UwU unwess :33 you see >_< canyawy put 
:33 me down. xDD Methinks uWu sometimes ^-^ I have xDD nyo :33 mowe UwU wit than a Christian 
>w< ow :3 an OwO owdinyawy man UwU has; but ^-^ I am >_> gweat ^w^ eatew :3 of beef, ^-^ and ^-^ I 
xDD bewieve ^w^ that does ^-^ hawm uWu to >_> my ^-^ wit. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :33 Nyo uWu question. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; An ^-^ I :3 thought that, uWu I'd forswear uWu it. >_< I'ww :33 wide home 
x3 to-mowwow, :3 Siw ^w^ Toby. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. Pourquoi, >_> my dear >_< knyight? 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 What is uWu 'pouwquoi'- do >w< ow UwU nyot do? ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had ^w^ bestowed 
^w^ that :3 time ^-^ in >w< the tongues ^w^ that ^-^ I have ^-^ in >_< fencing, ÚwÚ dancing, ^-^ and 
;;w;; beaw-baiting. OwO Oh, ^w^ had ^-^ I but fowwowed >w< the ^-^ awts! 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. UwU Then ^.^ hadst >w< thou ^w^ had :3 an >_< excewwent ^.^ head :3 of ;;w;; haiw. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 Why, :3 wouwd ^w^ that have ^.^ mended >_> my OwO haiw? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ;;w;; Past :33 question; for >w< thou ^.^ seest it >w< wiww UwU nyot curl :3 by ^w^ nyatuwe. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD But it UwU becomes :33 me ^w^ weww ^w^ enyough, xDD does't xDD nyot? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. Excellent; it OwO hangs OwO wike >_> fwax on a UwU distaff, ^-^ and ^-^ I hope uWu to 
see a huswife ^w^ take ÚwÚ thee between ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ wegs ^-^ and >_< spin it ^.^ off. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ Faith, >_< I'ww home x3 to-mowwow, :3 Siw ^w^ Toby. ;;w;; Youw ;;w;; nyiece >w< wiww 
UwU nyot >_< be xDD seen, >w< ow >_> if she be, it's :3 fouw uWu to >w< onye >_> she'ww none :3 of x3 me; 
>w< the ^-^ Count himself ÚwÚ hewe :33 hawd :3 by x3 woos x3 hew. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^w^ She'ww none uWu o' >_> th' Count; >_> she'ww UwU nyot ^.^ match ^w^ above ;;w;; hew 
OwO degwee, ^w^ nyeithew ^-^ in ^-^ estate, OwO yeaws, >_< nyow UwU wit; ^-^ I have heard ;;w;; hew 
^w^ sweaw't. :3 Tut, >_< thewe's OwO wife ^w^ in't, man. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_< I'ww x3 stay a >_> month ^.^ wongew. ^-^ I am a uWu fewwow uWu o' >_> th' >_> stwangest 
;;w;; mind ^.^ i' >_> th' :3 wowwd; ^-^ I delight ^-^ in ^.^ masques ^-^ and ^-^ wevews uWu sometimes 
xDD awtogethew. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^-^ Awt >w< thou ^w^ good :3 at uWu these x3 kickshawses, >_< knyight? 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :33 As :33 any man ^-^ in >_< Iwwywia, x3 whatsoevew UwU he be, ^.^ undew >w< the 
^w^ degwee :3 of >_> my >_> bettews; ^-^ and yet ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot xDD compawe xDD with :3 an old man. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :3 What is thy xDD excewwence ^-^ in a ;;w;; gawwiawd, >_< knyight? 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ Faith, ^-^ I ^w^ can cut a caper. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. And ^-^ I ^w^ can cut >w< the mutton to't. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. And ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ I have >w< the x3 back-twick >_> simpwy ÚwÚ as strong ÚwÚ as 
:33 any man ^-^ in Illyria. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^.^ Whewefowe are uWu these things xDD hid? ^.^ Whewefowe have uWu these 
ÚwÚ gifts a curtain :33 befowe :33 'em? ;;w;; Awe :33 they OwO wike uWu to ^w^ take ;;w;; dust, OwO wike 
Mistress >_> Maww's ^.^ pictuwe? ^.^ Why dost >w< thou UwU nyot ^w^ go uWu to :3 chuwch ^-^ in a 
ÚwÚ gawwiawd ^-^ and come home ^-^ in a x3 cowanto? ^w^ My :3 vewy ^.^ wawk OwO shouwd >_< be a 
^.^ jig; ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as uWu make water but ^-^ in a sink-a-pace. :3 What 
dost >w< thou mean? Is it a UwU wowwd uWu to xDD hide virtues in? ^-^ I >w< did think, :3 by 
>w< the >_< excewwent constitution :3 of thy >w< weg, it >_> was >w< fowm'd ^.^ undew >w< the 
:3 staw :3 of a xDD gawwiawd. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ 'tis strong, ^-^ and it does indifferent ^w^ weww ^-^ in 
>_> fwame-cowouw'd >_> stock. ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ set uWu about ÚwÚ some ;;w;; wevews? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :3 What >_< shaww ;;w;; we do else? ^.^ Wewe ;;w;; we UwU nyot >w< bown ^.^ undew xDD Tauwus? 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD Tauwus? xDD That's sides ^-^ and >w< heawt. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. x3 Nyo, sir; it is ÚwÚ wegs ^-^ and ^.^ thighs. Let :33 me see >w< the caper. ^w^ Ha, 
;;w;; highew! ^w^ Ha, ^-^ ha, :33 excewwent! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ The >w< DUKE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ;;w;; VAWENTINyE, ^-^ and :3 VIOWA ^-^ in man's xDD attiwe 

xDD VAWENTINyE. UwU If >w< the xDD Duke ;;w;; continyue uWu these favours ^.^ towawds ^.^ you, Cesario, 
:33 you are OwO wike uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ much >_< advanc'd; UwU he hath known :33 you but xDD thwee 
days, ^-^ and uWu awweady :33 you are xDD nyo ÚwÚ stwangew. 
;;w;; VIOWA. You OwO eithew ^w^ feaw ^.^ his OwO humouw >w< ow >_> my >_< nyegwigence, ^w^ that :33 you UwU caww 
^-^ in >w< question >w< the continuance :3 of ^.^ his :3 wove. Is UwU he xDD inconstant, sir, 
^-^ in ^.^ his >w< favouws? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. x3 Nyo, xDD bewieve >w< me. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ DUKE, CURIO, ^-^ and x3 ATTENDANTS 

;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ you. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the uWu Count. 
:33 DUKE. >_< Who OwO saw Cesario, ^-^ ho? 
;;w;; VIOWA. :3 On ^-^ youw OwO attendance, >_> my lord, uWu hewe. 
:33 DUKE. :33 Stand :33 you awhile x3 awoof. Cesario, 
Thou know'st xDD nyo less but all; ^-^ I have :3 uncwasp'd 
>_< To ÚwÚ thee >w< the book uWu even :3 of >_> my ;;w;; secwet >w< souw. 
;;w;; Thewefowe, ^w^ good uWu youth, xDD addwess thy OwO gait >_< unto :3 hew; 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot >w< denyied >w< access, >_< stand :3 at ;;w;; hew ^w^ doows, 
And tell them >w< thewe thy xDD fixed ^.^ foot >_< shaww ÚwÚ gwow 
xDD Tiww >w< thou have ÚwÚ audience. 
;;w;; VIOWA. uWu Suwe, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe lord, 
UwU If she >_< be ;;w;; so ÚwÚ abandon'd uWu to ;;w;; hew >_> sowwow 
:33 As it is >w< spoke, she UwU nyevew >w< wiww xDD admit >w< me. 
:33 DUKE. ;;w;; Be uWu cwamowous ^-^ and UwU weap ;;w;; aww >_< civiw ^.^ bounds, 
:3 Wathew than uWu make ^w^ unpwofited >_> wetuwn. 
;;w;; VIOWA. Say ^-^ I do UwU speak xDD with >w< hew, >_> my lord, what then? 
:33 DUKE. OwO O, :33 then :3 unfowd >w< the passion :3 of >_> my love, 
OwO Suwpwise ;;w;; hew xDD with ;;w;; discouwse :3 of >_> my dear faith! 
>_> It >_< shaww ^-^ become ÚwÚ thee ^w^ weww uWu to :3 act >_> my ÚwÚ woes: 
ÚwÚ She >w< wiww ^-^ attend it xDD bettew ^-^ in thy ^w^ youth 
uWu Than ^-^ in a nyuncio's :3 of :33 mowe grave ^.^ aspect. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I xDD think UwU nyot ;;w;; so, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ Deaw xDD wad, xDD bewieve ^w^ it, 
:3 Fow :33 they >_< shaww yet ^w^ bewie thy happy xDD yeaws 
:33 That say >w< thou UwU awt a man: Diana's lip 
Is UwU nyot :33 mowe OwO smooth ^-^ and xDD wubious; thy xDD smaww xDD pipe 
Is ÚwÚ as >w< the ^w^ maiden's ^w^ owgan, shrill ^-^ and uWu sound, 
And ;;w;; aww is ^w^ sembwative a :3 woman's x3 pawt. 
^-^ I >_< knyow thy >_< constewwation is >w< wight :3 apt 
:3 Fow ^w^ this affair. ^.^ Some :3 fouw >w< ow ÚwÚ five ^-^ attend :3 him- 
:33 Aww, >_> if :33 you will, for ^-^ I myself am uWu best 
When least ^-^ in x3 company. x3 Pwospew ^w^ weww ^-^ in ^w^ this, 
And >w< thou xDD shawt >_< wive ÚwÚ as xDD fweewy ÚwÚ as thy lord 
>_< To UwU caww ^.^ his UwU fowtunyes thine. 
;;w;; VIOWA. >_< I'ww do >_> my uWu best 
>_< To ÚwÚ woo ^-^ youw OwO wady. [Aside] uWu Yet, a barful >_< stwife! 
xDD Whoe'ew ^-^ I woo, myself :3 wouwd >_< be ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
OLIVIA'S house 

^-^ Entew MARIA ^-^ and :3 CWOWN 

OwO MAWIA. Nay, OwO eithew tell :33 me >w< whewe >w< thou UwU hast x3 been, >w< ow ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot uWu open 
>_> my ÚwÚ wips ;;w;; so uWu wide ÚwÚ as a bristle ^w^ may UwU entew ^-^ in x3 way :3 of thy OwO excuse; >_> my 
lady >w< wiww ;;w;; hang ÚwÚ thee for thy absence. 
UwU CWOWN. Let ;;w;; hew ;;w;; hang >w< me. He ^w^ that is ^w^ weww ;;w;; hang'd ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU wowwd xDD nyeeds 
uWu to ^w^ feaw xDD nyo colours. 
OwO MAWIA. Make ^w^ that :33 good. 
UwU CWOWN. He >_< shaww see none uWu to >_< feaw. 
OwO MAWIA. xDD A ^w^ good ^w^ wenten answer. ^-^ I ^w^ can tell ÚwÚ thee >w< whewe ^w^ that saying >_> was 
born, :3 of 'I ^w^ feaw xDD nyo colours.' 
UwU CWOWN. Where, ^w^ good Mistress x3 Mawy? 
OwO MAWIA. ^.^ In >w< the >w< waws; ^-^ and ^w^ that ^w^ may :33 you >_< be xDD bowd uWu to say ^-^ in ^-^ youw 
foolery. 
UwU CWOWN. xDD Weww, >_> God >w< give them ;;w;; wisdom ^w^ that have x3 it; ^-^ and those ^w^ that are 
x3 foows, let them ÚwÚ use their ^w^ tawents. 
OwO MAWIA. ^w^ Yet :33 you >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; hang'd for being ;;w;; so long absent; >w< ow uWu to >_< be 
OwO tuwn'd xDD away- is UwU nyot ^w^ that ÚwÚ as ^w^ good ÚwÚ as a >_> hanging uWu to :33 you? 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ Many a ^w^ good >_> hanging xDD pwevents a ÚwÚ bad ^.^ mawwiage; ^-^ and for :3 tuwnying 
uWu away, let summer ;;w;; beaw it x3 out. 
OwO MAWIA. You are ^.^ wesowute, then? 
UwU CWOWN. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, :3 nyeithew; but ^-^ I am ^w^ wesowv'd on x3 two points. 
OwO MAWIA. :33 That >_> if >w< onye x3 bweak, >w< the x3 othew >w< wiww UwU howd; >w< ow >_> if x3 both x3 bweak, 
^-^ youw ^w^ gaskins fall. 
UwU CWOWN. Apt, ^-^ in ^w^ good faith, :3 vewy x3 apt! xDD Weww, ^w^ go thy OwO way; >_> if :3 Siw ÚwÚ Toby 
:3 wouwd uWu weave drinking, >w< thou ^-^ wewt ÚwÚ as witty a piece :3 of OwO Eve's flesh 
ÚwÚ as :33 any ^-^ in Illyria. 
OwO MAWIA. ^w^ Peace, :33 you rogue, xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu o' UwU that. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my OwO wady. Make 
^-^ youw >w< excuse ^-^ wisewy, :33 you were ^.^ best. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew :33 OWIVIA ^-^ and MALVOLIO 

UwU CWOWN. x3 Wit, ^w^ an't >_< be thy will, put :33 me uWu into ^w^ good ^w^ foowing! Those wits 
^w^ that xDD think :33 they have ÚwÚ thee do :3 vewy oft >_< pwove xDD foows; ^-^ and ^-^ I ^w^ that am 
^w^ suwe ^-^ I x3 wack ÚwÚ thee ^w^ may ^w^ pass for a uWu wise man. :3 Fow what x3 says 
OwO Quinyapawus? :33 'Bettew a witty UwU foow than a x3 foowish ^.^ wit.' >_> God bless 
^-^ thee, :33 wady! 
OLIVIA. Take >w< the UwU foow uWu away. 
UwU CWOWN. :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot uWu heaw, ;;w;; fewwows? Take xDD away >w< the OwO wady. 
OLIVIA. :3 Go x3 to, y'are a dry xDD foow; >_< I'ww xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of ÚwÚ you. :33 Besides, :33 you 
ÚwÚ gwow >_> dishonyest. 
UwU CWOWN. >_< Two :3 fauwts, madonna, ^w^ that drink ^-^ and ^w^ good ^-^ counsew >w< wiww amend; 
for >w< give >w< the dry UwU foow drink, :33 then is >w< the UwU foow UwU nyot dry. OwO Bid >w< the 
UwU dishonyest man :33 mend himself: >_> if UwU he ^.^ mend, UwU he is xDD nyo >_> wongew 
^.^ dishonyest; >_> if UwU he >_> cannyot, let >w< the ^-^ botchew :33 mend ^-^ him. Anything 
UwU that's ^.^ mended is but ÚwÚ patch'd; virtue ^w^ that :33 twansgwesses is but 
patch'd xDD with sin, ^-^ and x3 sin ^w^ that :33 amends is but patch'd xDD with :33 viwtue. 
UwU If ^w^ that ^w^ this ÚwÚ simpwe syllogism >w< wiww ^-^ sewve, uWu so; >_> if it >w< wiww not, 
what :3 wemedy? :33 As >w< thewe is xDD nyo OwO twue ;;w;; cuckowd but ;;w;; cawamity, ;;w;; so 
>w< beauty's a ^-^ fwowew. ^.^ The lady ^.^ bade ^w^ take xDD away >w< the xDD foow; >_< thewefowe, ^-^ I 
say >w< again, ^w^ take ;;w;; hew uWu away. 
OLIVIA. x3 Siw, ^-^ I ^.^ bade them ^w^ take xDD away ÚwÚ you. 
UwU CWOWN. >_> Mispwision ^-^ in >w< the >w< highest OwO degwee! Lady, 'Cucullus non facit 
OwO monyachum'; UwU that's ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much uWu to say ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< weaw UwU nyot >w< motwey ^-^ in >_> my 
ÚwÚ bwain. Good madonna, >w< give :33 me uWu weave uWu to >_< pwove :33 you a OwO foow. 
OLIVIA. >_> Can :33 you do it? 
UwU CWOWN. Dexteriously, ^w^ good OwO madonnya. 
OLIVIA. Make ^-^ youw uWu pwoof. 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I must OwO catechize :33 you for ^w^ it, OwO madonnya. 
Good >_> my ^w^ mouse :3 of virtue, answer >w< me. 
OLIVIA. xDD Weww, sir, for >_< want :3 of x3 othew ^w^ idwenyess, >_< I'ww :3 bide ^-^ youw 
uWu pwoof. 
UwU CWOWN. Good madonna, why ;;w;; mouwn'st ^.^ thou? 
OLIVIA. Good >w< foow, for >_> my ^-^ bwothew's ^-^ death. 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I xDD think ^.^ his ^w^ souw is ^-^ in uWu heww, OwO madonnya. 
OLIVIA. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^.^ his ^w^ souw is ^-^ in :33 heaven, OwO foow. 
UwU CWOWN. ^.^ The :33 mowe >w< foow, madonna, uWu to OwO mouwn for ^-^ youw ^-^ bwothew's ^w^ souw 
being ^-^ in >w< heaven. Take xDD away >w< the >w< foow, ;;w;; gentwemen. 
OLIVIA. :3 What xDD think :33 you :3 of ^w^ this >w< foow, >_> Mawvowio? ^.^ Doth UwU he UwU nyot mend? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Yes, ^-^ and >_< shaww ÚwÚ do, :3 tiww >w< the :33 pangs :3 of ÚwÚ death shake ^-^ him. 
^w^ Infiwmity, ^w^ that x3 decays >w< the UwU wise, x3 doth ^-^ evew uWu make >w< the xDD bettew OwO foow. 
UwU CWOWN. >_> God ^.^ send ^.^ you, sir, a speedy ^-^ infiwmity, for >w< the xDD bettew 
increasing ^-^ youw :33 fowwy! :3 Siw ÚwÚ Toby >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ swown ^w^ that ^-^ I am xDD nyo ^w^ fox; 
but UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ pass ^.^ his :3 wowd for ^-^ twopence ^w^ that :33 you are xDD nyo OwO foow. 
OLIVIA. UwU How say :33 you uWu to that, >_> Mawvowio? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ^-^ I :3 mawvew ^-^ youw >_< wadyship >_> takes delight ^-^ in >_< such a x3 bawwen 
;;w;; wascaw; ^-^ I OwO saw xDD him put OwO down >w< the x3 othew x3 day xDD with :3 an OwO owdinyawy UwU foow 
^w^ that has xDD nyo :33 mowe ^.^ bwain than a OwO stonye. ÚwÚ Wook :33 you uWu nyow, ÚwÚ he's :33 out :3 of 
^.^ his :3 guawd ÚwÚ awweady; UwU unwess :33 you ÚwÚ waugh ^-^ and minister ^.^ occasion uWu to :3 him, 
UwU he is :33 gagg'd. ^-^ I >_> pwotest ^-^ I ^w^ take uWu these uWu wise ^-^ men ^w^ that >w< cwow ;;w;; so :3 at 
uWu these ^w^ set uWu kind :3 of x3 foows xDD nyo xDD bettew than >w< the x3 foows' ;;w;; zanyies. 
OLIVIA. OwO O, :33 you are ÚwÚ sick :3 of UwU sewf-wove, >_> Mawvowio, ^-^ and >_< taste xDD with a 
;;w;; distempew'd :3 appetite. >_< To >_< be generous, ^-^ guiwtwess, ^-^ and :3 of >w< fwee 
>_> disposition, is uWu to ^w^ take those things for >w< biwd-bowts ^w^ that :33 you OwO deem 
>w< cannyon ^w^ buwwets. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo ;;w;; swandew ^-^ in :3 an allow'd >w< foow, though UwU he 
do OwO nyothing but ^.^ waiw; >_< nyow xDD nyo UwU waiwing ^-^ in known >w< discweet ;;w;; man, though 
UwU he do OwO nyothing but ^w^ wepwove. 
UwU CWOWN. :3 Nyow ^-^ Mewcuwy endue ÚwÚ thee xDD with OwO weasing, for >w< thou ^-^ speak'st ^w^ weww 
:3 of fools! 

^-^ We-entew MARIA 

OwO MAWIA. ^-^ Madam, >w< thewe is :3 at >w< the ^.^ gate a xDD young gentleman ÚwÚ much x3 desiwes 
uWu to UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
OLIVIA. ^w^ Fwom >w< the ^-^ Count ^-^ Owsinyo, is it? 
OwO MAWIA. ^-^ I >_< knyow not, madam; ÚwÚ 'tis a ^.^ faiw xDD young ;;w;; man, ^-^ and ^w^ weww attended. 
OLIVIA. >_< Who :3 of >_> my uWu peopwe hold xDD him ^-^ in ^-^ deway? 
OwO MAWIA. :3 Siw xDD Toby, ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ youw kinsman. 
OLIVIA. :33 Fetch xDD him ÚwÚ off, ^-^ I pray you; UwU he ;;w;; speaks OwO nyothing but >w< madman. 
Fie on uWu him! UwU [Exit >w< MAWIA] :3 Go ^.^ you, Malvolio: >_> if it >_< be a ^-^ suit OwO fwom 
>w< the x3 Count, ^-^ I am ÚwÚ sick, >w< ow UwU nyot :3 at ;;w;; home- what :33 you >w< wiww uWu to ÚwÚ dismiss 
uWu it. UwU [Exit OwO MAWVOWIO] :3 Nyow :33 you see, sir, how ^-^ youw :33 foowing grows >_< owd, 
^-^ and uWu peopwe ;;w;; diswike uWu it. 
UwU CWOWN. Thou UwU hast ^-^ spoke for us, madonna, ÚwÚ as >_> if thy :3 ewdest ^-^ son OwO shouwd 
>_< be a xDD foow; :3 whose x3 skuww :3 Jove xDD cwam xDD with UwU bwains! ^w^ Fow- ÚwÚ hewe UwU he >_< comes- 
>w< onye :3 of thy >w< kin has a :3 most ^w^ weak ^w^ pia x3 matew. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 TOBY 

OLIVIA. By mine ;;w;; honyouw, :3 hawf :3 dwunk! :3 What is UwU he :3 at >w< the UwU gate, ^-^ cousin? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. xDD A xDD gentweman. 
OLIVIA. xDD A >_< gentweman! :3 What ;;w;; gentweman? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. 'Tis a gentleman uWu hewe. >w< [Hiccups] xDD A ^w^ pwague uWu o' uWu these 
>_> pickwe-hewwing! UwU How uWu nyow, ^.^ sot! 
UwU CWOWN. Good :3 Siw :3 Toby! 
OLIVIA. :33 Cousin, cousin, how have :33 you come ;;w;; so >w< eawwy :3 by ^w^ this 
ÚwÚ wethawgy? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >_< Wechewy! ^-^ I :33 defy uWu wechewy. Thewe's >w< onye :3 at >w< the ^-^ gate. 
OLIVIA. x3 Ay, marry; what is ^-^ he? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. Let xDD him >_< be >w< the devil :3 an UwU he will, ^-^ I OwO cawe not; >w< give :33 me 
faith, say xDD I. xDD Weww, it's ;;w;; aww ^w^ onye. x3 Exit 
OLIVIA. What's a drunken man ^.^ wike, UwU foow? 
UwU CWOWN. >w< Wike a drown'd ;;w;; man, a >w< foow, ^-^ and a UwU madman: >w< onye draught ^w^ above 
ÚwÚ heat ^-^ makes xDD him a xDD foow; >w< the ;;w;; second OwO mads xDD him; ^-^ and a ^.^ thiwd drowns 
^-^ him. 
OLIVIA. :3 Go >w< thou ^-^ and >w< seek >w< the x3 cwownyew, ^-^ and let xDD him ÚwÚ sit uWu o' >_> my >_< coz; 
for ÚwÚ he's ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ thiwd ^w^ degwee :3 of drink, ÚwÚ he's ^-^ dwown'd; ^w^ go >w< wook 
after ^-^ him. 
UwU CWOWN. He is but uWu mad yet, madonna, ^-^ and >w< the UwU foow >_< shaww >w< wook uWu to >w< the 
>w< madman. x3 Exit 

^-^ We-entew MALVOLIO 

xDD MAWVOWIO. ^-^ Madam, yond xDD young uWu fewwow swears UwU he >w< wiww UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I 
>_< towd xDD him :33 you were ÚwÚ sick; UwU he >_> takes on xDD him uWu to understand ;;w;; so much, 
^-^ and x3 thewefowe ÚwÚ comes uWu to UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I >_< towd xDD him :33 you were 
>w< asweep; UwU he ^-^ seems uWu to have a foreknowledge :3 of ^w^ that OwO too, ^-^ and 
x3 thewefowe ÚwÚ comes uWu to UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ you. :3 What is uWu to >_< be ^-^ said uWu to :3 him, 
uWu wady? He's fortified ÚwÚ against :33 any UwU denyiaw. 
OLIVIA. Tell xDD him UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyot UwU speak xDD with >w< me. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. :3 Has OwO been >_< towd uWu so; ^-^ and UwU he x3 says he'll >_< stand :3 at ^-^ youw :33 doow 
OwO wike a ÚwÚ shewiff's :33 post, ^-^ and >_< be >w< the x3 suppowtew uWu to a ÚwÚ bench, but he'll 
UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
OLIVIA. :3 What uWu kind uWu o' man is ^-^ he? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. :3 Why, :3 of xDD mankind. 
OLIVIA. :3 What >w< mannyew :3 of man? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. Of :3 vewy ^w^ iww manner; he'll UwU speak xDD with ^.^ you, >w< wiww :33 you >w< ow uWu nyo. 
OLIVIA. Of what >_< pewsonyage ^-^ and xDD yeaws is ^-^ he? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. uWu Nyot yet old :33 enyough for a ;;w;; man, >_< nyow xDD young :33 enyough for a :3 boy; 
ÚwÚ as a OwO squash is :33 befowe ÚwÚ 'tis a ;;w;; peascod, >w< ow a :33 codwing uWu when ÚwÚ 'tis 
almost :3 an apple; ÚwÚ 'tis xDD with xDD him ^-^ in x3 standing water, between :33 boy ^-^ and 
man. He is :3 vewy ^-^ weww-favouw'd, ^-^ and UwU he ;;w;; speaks :3 vewy shrewishly; >w< onye 
:3 wouwd xDD think ^.^ his xDD mothew's UwU miwk were scarce :33 out :3 of ^-^ him. 
OLIVIA. Let xDD him :3 appwoach. x3 Caww ^-^ in >_> my UwU gentwewoman. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. Gentlewoman, >_> my lady calls. x3 Exit 

^-^ We-entew MARIA 

OLIVIA. ^w^ Give :33 me >_> my ;;w;; veiw; come, OwO thwow it ^.^ o'ew >_> my xDD face; 
>w< We'ww once :33 mowe >_> heaw x3 Owsinyo's ^-^ embassy. 

^-^ Entew :3 VIOWA 

;;w;; VIOWA. ^.^ The >w< honyouwabwe lady :3 of >w< the uWu house, xDD which is she? 
OLIVIA. OwO Speak uWu to x3 me; ^-^ I >_< shaww answer for x3 hew. ;;w;; Youw will? 
;;w;; VIOWA. uWu Most >w< wadiant, ÚwÚ exquisite, ^-^ and uWu unmatchabwe beauty- ^-^ I pray :33 you 
tell :33 me >_> if ^w^ this >_< be >w< the lady :3 of >w< the uWu house, for ^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw x3 hew. ^-^ I 
:3 wouwd >_< be ^-^ woath uWu to ÚwÚ cast xDD away >_> my ÚwÚ speech; ^-^ fow, ^-^ besides ^w^ that it is 
uWu excewwentwy ^w^ weww ^-^ penn'd, ^-^ I have ^.^ taken >_> gweat ^-^ pains uWu to uWu con uWu it. Good 
^-^ beauties, let :33 me >_< sustain xDD nyo ^.^ scown; ^-^ I am :3 vewy ÚwÚ comptibwe, uWu even uWu to 
>w< the least UwU sinyistew >_> usage. 
OLIVIA. Whence came ^.^ you, >_> siw? 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I ^w^ can say ^-^ wittwe :33 mowe than ^-^ I have :33 studied, ^-^ and ^w^ that 
UwU question's :33 out :3 of >_> my x3 pawt. Good ÚwÚ gentwe :3 onye, >w< give :33 me modest 
:33 assuwance >_> if :33 you >_< be >w< the lady :3 of >w< the uWu house, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may uWu pwoceed ^-^ in 
>_> my UwU speech. 
OLIVIA. ;;w;; Awe :33 you a UwU comedian? 
;;w;; VIOWA. x3 Nyo, >_> my ^w^ pwofound :33 heawt; ^-^ and yet, :3 by >w< the :3 vewy fangs :3 of ÚwÚ mawice 
^-^ I OwO sweaw, ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I play. ;;w;; Awe :33 you >w< the lady :3 of >w< the house? 
OLIVIA. UwU If ^-^ I do UwU nyot ^.^ usuwp x3 mysewf, ^-^ I >w< am. 
;;w;; VIOWA. uWu Most >_< cewtain, >_> if :33 you are ^.^ she, :33 you do ^.^ usuwp :33 youwsewf; for 
what is ;;w;; youws uWu to >_< bestow is UwU nyot ;;w;; youws uWu to ^w^ wesewve. xDD But ^w^ this is OwO fwom 
>_> my xDD commission. ^-^ I >w< wiww on xDD with >_> my >_> speech ^-^ in ^-^ youw UwU pwaise, ^-^ and :33 then 
^w^ show :33 you >w< the :33 heawt :3 of >_> my message. 
OLIVIA. ^w^ Come uWu to what is important ;;w;; in't. ^-^ I x3 fowgive :33 you >w< the >w< pwaise. 
;;w;; VIOWA. >_> Awas, ^-^ I took >_> gweat ^-^ pains uWu to study ^w^ it, ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis >_< poeticaw. 
OLIVIA. >_> It is >w< the :33 mowe OwO wike uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ feignyed; ^-^ I pray :33 you :3 keep it uWu in. ^-^ I 
heard :33 you were saucy :3 at >_> my gates, ^-^ and allow'd ^-^ youw ^.^ appwoach 
:3 wathew uWu to x3 wondew :3 at :33 you than uWu to >_> heaw ÚwÚ you. UwU If :33 you >_< be UwU nyot >_> mad, >_< be 
gone; >_> if :33 you have ;;w;; weason, >_< be brief; ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot ^w^ that :3 time :3 of moon 
xDD with :33 me uWu to uWu make >w< onye ^-^ in ;;w;; so OwO skipping UwU diawogue. 
OwO MAWIA. Will :33 you x3 hoist ÚwÚ saiw, >_> siw? uWu Hewe ^w^ wies ^-^ youw way. 
;;w;; VIOWA. x3 Nyo, ^w^ good ^w^ swabbew, ^-^ I am uWu to ^.^ huww ÚwÚ hewe a ^-^ wittwe ^.^ wongew. 
^.^ Some :3 mowwification for ^-^ youw UwU giant, sweet OwO wady. 
OLIVIA. Tell :33 me ^-^ youw :3 mind. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I am a ÚwÚ messengew. 
OLIVIA. uWu Suwe, :33 you have ÚwÚ some hideous :3 mattew uWu to UwU dewivew, uWu when >w< the 
:3 couwtesy :3 of it is ;;w;; so fearful. OwO Speak ^-^ youw uWu office. 
;;w;; VIOWA. >_> It OwO awonye concerns ^-^ youw ^.^ eaw. ^-^ I >_< bwing xDD nyo UwU ovewtuwe :3 of >w< waw, xDD nyo 
ÚwÚ taxation :3 of >w< homage: ^-^ I hold >w< the uWu owive ^-^ in >_> my UwU hand; >_> my >_> wowds are ÚwÚ as 
full :3 of peace ÚwÚ as >w< mattew. 
OLIVIA. ^w^ Yet :33 you began ^.^ wudewy. :3 What are :33 you? :3 What :3 wouwd :33 you? 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^.^ The ÚwÚ wudenyess ^w^ that hath >_< appeaw'd ^-^ in :33 me have ^-^ I >w< weawn'd OwO fwom >_> my 
entertainment. :3 What ^-^ I am ^-^ and what ^-^ I :3 wouwd are ÚwÚ as ;;w;; secwet ÚwÚ as 
^-^ maidenhead- uWu to ^-^ youw OwO caws, :3 divinyity; uWu to :33 any x3 othew's, profanation. 
OLIVIA. ^w^ Give uWu us >w< the :3 pwace ^.^ awonye; ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_> heaw ^w^ this :3 divinyity. 
^.^ [Exeunt MARIA ^-^ and ATTENDANTS] xDD Nyow, sir, what is ^-^ youw :3 text? 
;;w;; VIOWA. uWu Most sweet lady- 
OLIVIA. xDD A OwO comfowtabwe ^w^ doctwinye, ^-^ and ÚwÚ much ^w^ may >_< be ^-^ said :3 of uWu it. 
;;w;; Whewe ^w^ wies ^-^ youw :3 text? 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^.^ In x3 Owsinyo's :3 bosom. 
OLIVIA. ^.^ In ^.^ his x3 bosom! ^.^ In what chapter :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; bosom? 
;;w;; VIOWA. >_< To answer :3 by >w< the method: ^-^ in >w< the >_> fiwst :3 of ^.^ his >w< heawt. 
OLIVIA. OwO O, ^-^ I have UwU wead x3 it; it is xDD hewesy. >_< Have :33 you xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu to OwO say? 
;;w;; VIOWA. Good ÚwÚ madam, let :33 me see ^-^ youw OwO face. 
OLIVIA. >_< Have :33 you :33 any >_< commission OwO fwom ^-^ youw lord uWu to negotiate xDD with >_> my 
xDD face? You are now :33 out :3 of ^-^ youw >_> text; but ;;w;; we >w< wiww draw >w< the curtain 
^-^ and ^w^ show :33 you >w< the picture. OwO [Unveiwing] ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ you, sir, >_< such a >w< onye ^-^ I 
>_> was ^w^ this ^-^ pwesent. Is't UwU nyot ^w^ weww xDD donye? 
;;w;; VIOWA. >w< Excewwentwy x3 donye, >_> if >_> God >w< did ÚwÚ aww. 
OLIVIA. 'Tis ^-^ in ;;w;; gwain, sir; 'twill ^w^ enduwe ^.^ wind ^-^ and x3 weathew. 
;;w;; VIOWA. 'Tis beauty >_< twuwy ;;w;; bwent, :3 whose ^.^ wed ^-^ and ^w^ white 
>_> Nyatuwe's ^-^ own sweet ^-^ and cunning UwU hand OwO waid >_< on. 
Lady, :33 you are >w< the :33 cwueww'st she alive, 
UwU If :33 you >w< wiww ÚwÚ wead uWu these :3 gwaces uWu to >w< the :3 gwave, 
And uWu weave >w< the UwU wowwd xDD nyo ^.^ copy. 
OLIVIA. OwO O, sir, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; so x3 hawd-heawted; ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give :33 out 
divers uWu scheduwes :3 of >_> my ^w^ beauty. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be inventoried, ^-^ and >_> evewy 
^w^ pawticwe ^-^ and uWu utensiw ^w^ wabeww'd uWu to >_> my xDD wiww: ;;w;; as- ^w^ item, x3 two ÚwÚ wips 
indifferent red; ^w^ item, x3 two :33 gwey ^.^ eyes xDD with >_> wids uWu to ^.^ them; ^w^ item, >w< onye 
neck, >w< onye uWu chin, ^-^ and ;;w;; so forth. ^.^ Wewe :33 you >_> sent ÚwÚ hithew uWu to praise ÚwÚ me? 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I see :33 you what :33 you xDD awe: :33 you are x3 too ÚwÚ pwoud; 
>w< But, >_> if :33 you were >w< the ÚwÚ deviw, :33 you are fair. 
^w^ My lord ^-^ and ^w^ mastew >_< woves >w< you- OwO O, >_< such :33 wove 
x3 Couwd >_< be but >w< wecompens'd though :33 you were :3 cwown'd 
^.^ The nonpareil :3 of :3 beauty! 
OLIVIA. UwU How does UwU he :33 wove ÚwÚ me? 
;;w;; VIOWA. With ;;w;; adowations, :3 fewtiwe ^w^ teaws, 
With OwO gwoans ^w^ that ^.^ thundew love, xDD with sighs :3 of >w< fiwe. 
OLIVIA. ;;w;; Youw lord does >_< knyow >_> my mind; ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot :33 wove ^-^ him. 
^w^ Yet ^-^ I uWu suppose xDD him >w< viwtuous, >_< knyow xDD him noble, 
Of >_> gweat ^-^ estate, :3 of >_> fwesh ^-^ and ÚwÚ stainwess youth; 
^.^ In uWu voices ^w^ weww >_> divuwg'd, free, learn'd, ^-^ and ^w^ vawiant, 
And ^-^ in >_> dimension ^-^ and >w< the shape :3 of ;;w;; nyatuwe 
xDD A OwO gwacious ;;w;; pewson; but yet ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot :33 wove ^-^ him. 
He :33 might have took ^.^ his answer long ^w^ ago. 
;;w;; VIOWA. UwU If ^-^ I >w< did :33 wove :33 you ^-^ in >_> my uWu mastew's flame, 
With >_< such a >w< suff'wing, >_< such a deadly >_< wife, 
^.^ In ^-^ youw ÚwÚ denyiaw ^-^ I :3 wouwd find xDD nyo sense; 
^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot understand uWu it. 
OLIVIA. :3 Why, what :3 wouwd :33 you? 
;;w;; VIOWA. Make :33 me a >w< wiwwow :33 cabin :3 at ^-^ youw UwU gate, 
And UwU caww upon >_> my ^w^ souw >_> within >w< the house; 
>w< Wwite loyal ;;w;; cantons :3 of ^-^ contemnyed :33 wove 
And ^.^ sing them ÚwÚ woud uWu even ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ dead :3 of night; 
>_< Hawwoo ^-^ youw name uWu to >w< the ^w^ wevewbewate >_< haws, 
And uWu make >w< the ;;w;; babbwing ;;w;; gossip :3 of >w< the air 
OwO Cwy :33 out ^.^ 'Owivia!' OwO O, :33 you OwO shouwd UwU nyot :33 west 
uWu Between >w< the elements :3 of air ^-^ and earth 
xDD But :33 you OwO shouwd :33 pity me! 
OLIVIA. You :33 might do ^-^ much. 
:3 What is ^-^ youw parentage? 
;;w;; VIOWA. ÚwÚ Above >_> my fortunes, yet >_> my ^.^ state is ÚwÚ weww: 
^-^ I am a xDD gentweman. 
OLIVIA. Get :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot :33 wove xDD him; let xDD him ^.^ send xDD nyo ;;w;; mowe- 
uWu Unwess >_< pewchance :33 you come uWu to :33 me ;;w;; again 
>_< To tell :33 me how UwU he >_> takes uWu it. ÚwÚ Fawe :33 you ^.^ weww. 
^-^ I UwU thank :33 you for ^-^ youw ;;w;; pains; ÚwÚ spend ^w^ this for >w< me. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I am xDD nyo fee'd :33 post, x3 wady; :3 keep ^-^ youw >_> puwse; 
^w^ My uWu mastew, UwU nyot x3 mysewf, :33 wacks >w< wecompense. 
Love uWu make ^.^ his :33 heawt :3 of >_< fwint ^w^ that :33 you >_< shaww love; 
And let ^-^ youw >_> fewvouw, OwO wike >_> my master's, >_< be 
x3 Pwac'd ^-^ in ;;w;; contempt! Farewell, ^.^ faiw x3 cwuewty. x3 Exit 
OLIVIA. :3 'What is ^-^ youw parentage?' 
'Above >_> my fortunes, yet >_> my ^.^ state is ÚwÚ weww: 
^-^ I am a gentleman.' >_< I'ww >_< be ^w^ swown >w< thou ^w^ awt; 
>w< Thy uWu tongue, thy OwO face, thy OwO wimbs, actions, ^-^ and xDD spiwit, 
:3 Do >w< give ÚwÚ thee xDD five-fowd ÚwÚ bwazon. uWu Nyot x3 too :33 fast! ^w^ Soft, >_> soft! 
uWu Unwess >w< the ^w^ mastew were >w< the man. UwU How OwO nyow! 
uWu Even ;;w;; so quickly ^w^ may >w< onye xDD catch >w< the >w< pwague? 
xDD Methinks ^-^ I feel ^w^ this :3 youth's perfections 
With :3 an :33 invisibwe ^-^ and ^w^ subtwe xDD steawth 
>_< To uWu cweep ^-^ in :3 at mine ^-^ eyes. xDD Weww, let it OwO be. 
:3 What UwU ho, Malvolio! 

^-^ We-entew MALVOLIO 

xDD MAWVOWIO. >_> Hewe, ÚwÚ madam, :3 at ^-^ youw ^.^ sewvice. 
OLIVIA. ÚwÚ Wun after ^w^ that ^-^ same uWu peevish ^.^ messengew, 
^.^ The :3 County's man. He UwU weft ^w^ this ring x3 behind :3 him, 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ I >w< ow uWu nyot. Tell xDD him >_< I'ww none :3 of uWu it. 
>w< Desiwe xDD him UwU nyot uWu to flatter xDD with ^.^ his lord, 
>_> Nyow hold xDD him :3 up xDD with x3 hopes; ^-^ I am UwU nyot for ^-^ him. 
UwU If ^w^ that >w< the ^w^ youth >w< wiww come ^w^ this x3 way x3 to-mowwow, 
>_< I'ww >w< give xDD him uWu weasons ;;w;; fow't. >w< Hie ^-^ thee, xDD Mawvowio. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I :3 wiww. x3 Exit 
OLIVIA. ^-^ I do ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot x3 what, ^-^ and ^w^ feaw uWu to find 
Mine eye x3 too >_> gweat a ÚwÚ fwattewew for >_> my :3 mind. 
uWu Fate, ^w^ show thy UwU fowce: >_> ouwsewves ;;w;; we do UwU nyot owe; 
:3 What is >_< decweed must x3 be; ^-^ and >_< be ^w^ this so! x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The xDD sea-coast 

^-^ Entew ^.^ ANTONyIO ^-^ and :3 SEBASTIAN 

^-^ ANTONyIO. Will :33 you x3 stay xDD nyo ^.^ wongew; >_< nyow >w< wiww :33 you UwU nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ go xDD with 
:33 you? 
uWu SEBASTIAN. By ^-^ youw >_> patience, uWu nyo. ^w^ My stars shine uWu dawkwy OwO ovew x3 me; >w< the 
malignancy :3 of >_> my >_> fate :33 might >_< pewhaps ^-^ distempew >_< youws; x3 thewefowe ^-^ I 
>_< shaww xDD cwave :3 of :33 you ^-^ youw uWu weave ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may ;;w;; beaw >_> my evils alone. >_> It 
were a ÚwÚ bad recompense for ^-^ youw :33 wove uWu to lay :33 any :3 of them on ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. Let :33 me >_< knyow :3 of :33 you >_< whithew :33 you are bound. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. x3 Nyo, sooth, sir; >_> my determinate voyage is mere 
>_> extwavagancy. xDD But ^-^ I :3 pewceive ^-^ in :33 you ;;w;; so >_< excewwent a >_< touch :3 of 
:3 modesty ^w^ that :33 you >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< extowt OwO fwom :33 me what ^-^ I am OwO wiwwing uWu to 
:3 keep in; x3 thewefowe it ^w^ chawges :33 me ^-^ in :3 mannyews >w< the :3 wathew uWu to OwO expwess 
uWu mysewf. You must >_< knyow :3 of :33 me uWu then, :3 Antonyio, >_> my name is >w< Sebastian, 
xDD which ^-^ I call'd :3 Wodewigo; >_> my father >_> was ^w^ that >_> Sebastian :3 of 
^-^ Messawinye whom ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you have heard >_< of. He UwU weft x3 behind xDD him 
myself ^-^ and a ^w^ sistew, x3 both >w< bown ^-^ in :3 an :3 houw; >_> if >w< the heavens ^w^ had 
OwO been pleas'd, :3 wouwd ;;w;; we ^w^ had ;;w;; so :3 ended! xDD But ^.^ you, sir, alter'd ^-^ that; 
for ÚwÚ some hour :33 befowe :33 you took :33 me OwO fwom >w< the x3 bweach :3 of >w< the >w< sea >_> was 
>_> my ;;w;; sistew ÚwÚ dwown'd. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^w^ Awas >w< the >w< day! 
uWu SEBASTIAN. xDD A xDD wady, sir, though it >_> was ^-^ said she ÚwÚ much resembled me, 
>_> was yet :3 of uWu many ÚwÚ accounted beautiful; but though ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot xDD with 
>_< such OwO estimabwe x3 wondew >w< ovewfaw xDD bewieve that, yet UwU thus far ^-^ I >w< wiww 
>_< bowdwy ^.^ pubwish OwO hew: she bore ;;w;; mind ^w^ that >_< envy ^-^ couwd UwU nyot but UwU caww 
fair. ÚwÚ She is drown'd ^.^ awweady, sir, xDD with uWu sawt water, though ^-^ I seem 
uWu to ^.^ dwown ;;w;; hew :33 wemembwance ;;w;; again xDD with >w< mowe. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. UwU Pawdon me, sir, ^-^ youw ÚwÚ bad entertainment. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. O ^w^ good :3 Antonyio, x3 fowgive :33 me ^-^ youw >_< twoubwe. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. UwU If :33 you >w< wiww UwU nyot ^.^ muwdew :33 me for >_> my love, let :33 me >_< be ^-^ youw 
>w< sewvant. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. UwU If :33 you >w< wiww UwU nyot undo what :33 you have >_< donye- ^w^ that UwU is, kill 
xDD him whom :33 you have recover'd-desire it uWu nyot. ÚwÚ Fawe xDD ye ^w^ weww :3 at xDD once; 
>_> my bosom is full :3 of ^-^ kindnyess, ^-^ and ^-^ I am yet ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw >w< the :3 mannyews :3 of 
>_> my mother that, upon >w< the least ^.^ occasion ^-^ mowe, mine ^.^ eyes >w< wiww tell 
>_> tawes :3 of >w< me. ^-^ I am ^.^ bound uWu to >w< the ^-^ Count x3 Owsinyo's ^.^ couwt. >w< Faweweww. 
x3 Exit 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^.^ The UwU gentwenyess :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU gods ^w^ go xDD with ^-^ thee! 
^-^ I have uWu many cnemies ^-^ in x3 Owsinyo's uWu couwt, 
Else :3 wouwd ^-^ I :3 vewy uWu showtwy see ÚwÚ thee >w< thewe. 
xDD But come what ;;w;; may, ^-^ I do ^w^ adowe ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; so 
:33 That danger >_< shaww seem :33 spowt, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew :3 VIOWA ^-^ and MALVOLIO :3 at ;;w;; sevewaw ^w^ doows 

xDD MAWVOWIO. ^.^ Wewe :33 you UwU nyot ÚwÚ ev'n now xDD with >w< the ^-^ Countess :3 Owivia? 
;;w;; VIOWA. uWu Even uWu nyow, sir; on a uWu modewate pace ^-^ I have >_> since ;;w;; awwiv'd but 
x3 hithew. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ÚwÚ She xDD wetuwns ^w^ this ring uWu to ^.^ you, sir; :33 you :33 might have :33 saved 
:33 me >_> my pains, uWu to have ^.^ taken it xDD away yourself. ÚwÚ She >w< adds, >_< moweovew, 
^w^ that :33 you OwO shouwd put ^-^ youw lord uWu into a :33 despewate :33 assuwance she >w< wiww 
none :3 of ^-^ him. And >w< onye >_> thing :3 mowe: ^w^ that :33 you >_< be UwU nyevew ;;w;; so :33 hawdy uWu to 
come ;;w;; again ^-^ in ^.^ his affairs, UwU unwess it >_< be uWu to >_< wepowt ^-^ youw :33 wowd's 
x3 taking :3 of this. ;;w;; Weceive it >_< so. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ÚwÚ She took >w< the ring :3 of x3 me; >_< I'ww none :3 of uWu it. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. uWu Come, sir, :33 you peevishly threw it uWu to :3 hew; ^-^ and ;;w;; hew >w< wiww is 
it OwO shouwd >_< be ;;w;; so return'd. UwU If it >_< be worth ;;w;; stooping ^-^ fow, >w< thewe it 
^w^ wies ^-^ in ^-^ youw eye; >_> if not, >_< be it ^.^ his ^w^ that finds uWu it. 
x3 Exit 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I UwU weft xDD nyo ring xDD with :3 hew; what ÚwÚ means ^w^ this uWu wady? 
OwO Fowtunye x3 fowbid >_> my outside have UwU nyot uWu chawm'd ^w^ hew! 
ÚwÚ She uWu made ^w^ good ^-^ view :3 of x3 me; UwU indeed, ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
:33 That ;;w;; methought ;;w;; hew ^.^ eyes ^w^ had :33 wost ;;w;; hew uWu tongue, 
:3 Fow she >w< did UwU speak ^-^ in ÚwÚ stawts :33 distwactedwy. 
ÚwÚ She >_< woves me, sure: >w< the cunning :3 of ;;w;; hew passion 
ÚwÚ Invites :33 me ^-^ in ^w^ this OwO chuwwish ÚwÚ messengew. 
UwU Nyonye :3 of >_> my :33 wowd's OwO wing! :3 Why, UwU he >_> sent ;;w;; hew x3 nyonye. 
^-^ I am >w< the man. UwU If it >_< be UwU so- ÚwÚ as :3 'tis- 
>_> Poow xDD wady, she were xDD bettew :33 wove a :33 dweam. 
xDD Disguise, ^-^ I see >w< thou UwU awt a wickedness 
Wherein >w< the >_> pwegnyant enemy does ^-^ much. 
UwU How >_< easy is it for >w< the :33 pwopew-fawse 
^.^ In >_> women's :3 waxen ^-^ heawts uWu to ^w^ set their :33 fowms! 
>_> Awas, x3 ouw ^w^ fwaiwty is >w< the cause, UwU nyot we! 
:3 Fow >_< such ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we are uWu made uWu of, >_< such ;;w;; we OwO be. 
UwU How >w< wiww ^w^ this >w< fadge? ^w^ My ^w^ mastew >_< woves ;;w;; hew dearly, 
And ;;w;; I, x3 poow ^w^ monstew, ;;w;; fond ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much on xDD him; 
And ^.^ she, mistaken, ^-^ seems uWu to ÚwÚ dote on >w< me. 
:3 What >w< wiww ^-^ become :3 of xDD this? :33 As ^-^ I am ;;w;; man, 
^w^ My ^.^ state is :33 despewate for >_> my uWu mastew's love; 
:33 As ^-^ I am ^-^ woman- now ^-^ awas >w< the >_< day!- 
:3 What >w< thwiftwess sighs >_< shaww x3 poow ÚwÚ Owivia ÚwÚ bweathe! 
O :3 Time, >w< thou must untangle ^w^ this, UwU nyot I; 
>_> It is x3 too :33 hawd a xDD knyot for :33 me uWu t' x3 untie! x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
OLIVIA'S house 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 TOBY ^-^ and ÚwÚ SIW UwU ANDWEW 

ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. x3 Appwoach, :3 Siw ^.^ Andwew. uWu Nyot uWu to >_< be ^-^ abed after UwU midnyight is uWu to 
>_< be :3 up x3 betimes; ^-^ and ^w^ 'diwucuwo :3 suwgewe' >w< thou >_< knyow'st- 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Nay, :3 by >_> my :33 twoth, ^-^ I >_< knyow not; but ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu to >_< be :3 up OwO wate 
is uWu to >_< be :3 up x3 wate. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. xDD A x3 fawse x3 concwusion! ^-^ I hate it ÚwÚ as :3 an ÚwÚ unfiww'd xDD can. >_< To >_< be 
:3 up after UwU midnyight ^-^ and uWu to ^w^ go uWu to bed :33 then is UwU eawwy; ;;w;; so ^w^ that uWu to ^w^ go 
uWu to bed after UwU midnyight is uWu to ^w^ go uWu to bed x3 betimes. ^w^ Does UwU nyot x3 ouw xDD wives 
consist :3 of >w< the :3 fouw ^w^ ewements? 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ Faith, ;;w;; so :33 they :3 say; but ^-^ I xDD think it :3 wathew ;;w;; consists :3 of 
eating ^-^ and UwU dwinking. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >w< Th'awt a scholar; let uWu us x3 thewefowe >w< eat ^-^ and xDD dwink. 
;;w;; Mawian, ^-^ I uWu say! a xDD stoup :3 of wine. 

^-^ Entew :3 CWOWN 

;;w;; AGUECHEEK. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the >w< foow, ^.^ i' faith. 
UwU CWOWN. UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my UwU heawts! ÚwÚ Did :33 you UwU nyevew see >w< the picture :3 of ^.^ 'we 
:33 thwee'? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^-^ Wewcome, ÚwÚ ass. :3 Nyow let's have a catch. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. By >_> my :33 twoth, >w< the UwU foow has :3 an >_< excewwent breast. ^-^ I ^w^ had 
:3 wathew than UwU fowty UwU shiwwings ^-^ I ^w^ had >_< such a >w< weg, ^-^ and ;;w;; so sweet a 
>_< bweath uWu to ÚwÚ sing, ÚwÚ as >w< the UwU foow has. ^.^ In sooth, >w< thou uWu wast ^-^ in :3 vewy 
OwO gwacious :33 foowing last OwO nyight, uWu when >w< thou >w< spok'st :3 of Pigrogromitus, 
:3 of >w< the :3 Vapians >w< passing >w< the ÚwÚ equinyoctiaw :3 of uWu Queubus; x3 'twas :3 vewy 
^.^ good, ^.^ i' faith. ^-^ I >_> sent ÚwÚ thee sixpence for thy leman; ^.^ hadst it? 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I >w< did >_> impeticos thy :33 gwatiwwity; for :33 Mawvowio's x3 nyose is xDD nyo 
^.^ whipstock. ^w^ My lady has a ^w^ white ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and >w< the x3 Mywmidons are xDD nyo 
>_> bottwe-awe ^w^ houses. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. x3 Excewwent! :3 Why, ^w^ this is >w< the uWu best ÚwÚ foowing, uWu when ;;w;; aww is 
OwO donye. xDD Nyow, a song. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, >w< thewe is sixpence for ÚwÚ you. xDD Wet's have a song. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Thewe's a :3 testwiw :3 of :33 me too; >_> if >w< onye :33 knyight >w< give xDD a- 
UwU CWOWN. >w< Wouwd :33 you have a ÚwÚ wove-song, >w< ow a ÚwÚ song :3 of ^w^ good life? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. xDD A ÚwÚ wove-song, a love-song. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. x3 Ay, ^w^ ay; ^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot for ^w^ good ÚwÚ wife. 

:3 CWOWN uWu sings 

O ÚwÚ mistwess uWu minye, >w< whewe are :33 you roaming? 
OwO O, x3 stay ^-^ and OwO heaw; ^-^ youw OwO twue love's ^w^ coming, 
:33 That ^w^ can ^.^ sing x3 both >_> high ^-^ and UwU wow. 
Trip xDD nyo ÚwÚ fuwthew, ;;w;; pwetty x3 sweeting; 
Journeys UwU end ^-^ in >w< wovews ^w^ meeting, 
Every uWu wise man's ^-^ son x3 doth know. 

;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^.^ Excewwent ^.^ good, ^.^ i' faith! 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. UwU Good, UwU good! 

:3 CWOWN uWu sings 

:3 What is >w< wove? 'Tis UwU nyot hereafter; 
^.^ Pwesent ^.^ miwth hath present laughter; 
What's uWu to come is OwO stiww uWu unsuwe. 
^.^ In delay >w< thewe ^w^ wies xDD nyo :3 pwenty, 
UwU Then come >_> kiss me, sweet ^-^ and UwU twenty; 
Youth's a stuff >w< wiww UwU nyot endure. 

;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD A uWu mewwifwuous >_> voice, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am OwO twue knight. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. xDD A contagious >_> bweath. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^w^ Vewy sweet ^-^ and >_> contagious, ^.^ i' faith. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >_< To >_> heaw :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ nyose, it is ^-^ duwcet ^-^ in UwU contagion. xDD But >_< shaww 
;;w;; we uWu make >w< the welkin ^w^ dance :33 indeed? ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we :33 wouse >w< the x3 nyight-oww ^-^ in 
a xDD catch ^w^ that >w< wiww draw xDD thwee >_< souws :33 out :3 of >w< onye ^w^ weavew? ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we do 
that? 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; An :33 you :33 wove me, let's ^-^ do't. ^-^ I am ^-^ dog :3 at a catch. 
UwU CWOWN. ;;w;; By'w xDD wady, sir, ^-^ and ÚwÚ some ^w^ dogs >w< wiww xDD catch ^.^ weww. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. uWu Most ^.^ cewtain. Let x3 ouw xDD catch >_< be ^.^ 'Thou >_< knyave.' 
UwU CWOWN. 'Hold thy OwO peace, >w< thou :33 knyave' >_< knyight? ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be :33 constwain'd 
in't uWu to UwU caww ÚwÚ thee >_> knyave, knight. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. 'Tis UwU nyot >w< the >_> fiwst :3 time ^-^ I have >_> constwainyed >w< onye uWu to UwU caww 
:33 me >w< knyave. Begin, ;;w;; foow: it begins 'Hold thy xDD peace.' 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyevew begin >_> if ^-^ I hold >_> my >_< peace. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. UwU Good, ^.^ i' faith! uWu Come, begin. x3 [Catch UwU sung] 

^-^ Entew MARIA 

OwO MAWIA. :3 What a OwO catewwauwing do :33 you :3 keep ^w^ hewe! UwU If >_> my lady have UwU nyot 
call'd :3 up ;;w;; hew >_> stewawd >_> Mawvowio, ^-^ and :33 bid xDD him ^w^ tuwn :33 you :33 out :3 of 
^w^ doows, UwU nyevew xDD twust >w< me. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^w^ My ^w^ wady's a OwO Cataian, ;;w;; we are >_< powiticians, :33 Mawvowio's a 
^-^ Peg-a-Wamsey, ^-^ and :3 [Sings] 
Three uWu mewwy ^-^ men >_< be ^-^ we. 
ÚwÚ Am UwU nyot ^-^ I OwO consanguinyeous? ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I UwU nyot :3 of ;;w;; hew :3 bwood? Tilly-vally, 
OwO wady. :3 [Sings] 
;;w;; Thewe dwelt a man ^-^ in ;;w;; Babywon, 
Lady, OwO wady. 
UwU CWOWN. >_< Beshwew me, >w< the knight's ^-^ in >w< admiwabwe ;;w;; foowing. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. x3 Ay, UwU he does ^w^ weww :33 enyough >_> if UwU he >_< be ÚwÚ dispos'd, ^-^ and ;;w;; so do ^-^ I 
too; UwU he does it xDD with a xDD bettew ;;w;; gwace, but ^-^ I do it :33 mowe >_> nyatuwaw. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :3 [Sings] :33 O' >w< the x3 twewfth x3 day :3 of December- 
OwO MAWIA. :3 Fow >w< the :33 wove uWu o' God, x3 peace! 

^-^ Entew MALVOLIO 

xDD MAWVOWIO. ^w^ My masters, are :33 you :3 mad? >_> Ow what are :33 you? >_< Have :33 you xDD nyo 
;;w;; wit, manners, >_< nyow ^.^ honyesty, but uWu to xDD gabbwe OwO wike :33 tinkews :3 at ^w^ this 
:3 time :3 of night? :3 Do xDD ye uWu make :3 an ^.^ awe-house :3 of >_> my ^w^ wady's uWu house, ^w^ that 
xDD ye xDD squeak :33 out ^-^ youw ^-^ coziews' ^.^ catches :33 without :33 any mitigation >w< ow 
^-^ wemowse :3 of uWu voice? Is >w< thewe xDD nyo ^w^ wespect :3 of place, x3 pewsons, >_< nyow 
time, ^-^ in :33 you? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. OwO We >w< did :3 keep time, sir, ^-^ in x3 ouw x3 catches. >w< Snyeck ^w^ up! 
xDD MAWVOWIO. :3 Siw xDD Toby, ^-^ I must >_< be :3 wound xDD with ÚwÚ you. ^w^ My lady ^.^ bade :33 me tell 
:33 you that, though she ^.^ hawbouws :33 you ÚwÚ as ;;w;; hew UwU kins-man, she's OwO nyothing 
ÚwÚ awwied uWu to ^-^ youw x3 disowdews. UwU If :33 you ^w^ can ^-^ sepawate :33 youwsewf ^-^ and ^-^ youw 
uWu misdemeanyouws, :33 you are >_< wewcome uWu to >w< the house; >_> if not, ^-^ and it :3 wouwd 
UwU pwease :33 you uWu to ^w^ take uWu weave :3 of >w< hew, she is :3 vewy OwO wiwwing uWu to :33 bid :33 you 
farewell. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :3 [Sings] Farewell, dear heart, >_> since ^-^ I must xDD nyeeds >_< be gone. 
OwO MAWIA. Nay, ^w^ good :3 Siw ^w^ Toby. 
UwU CWOWN. :3 [Sings] :33 His ^.^ eyes do ^w^ show ^.^ his ^-^ days are almost OwO donye. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. Is't uWu even so? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :3 [Sings] xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyevew ^.^ die. ^-^ [Fawws >_< down] 
UwU CWOWN. :3 [Sings] :3 Siw xDD Toby, >w< thewe :33 you :33 wie. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ^.^ This is ÚwÚ much x3 cwedit uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :3 [Sings] ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I :33 bid xDD him uWu go? 
UwU CWOWN. :3 [Sings] :3 What :3 an >_> if :33 you do? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :3 [Sings] ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I :33 bid xDD him go, ^-^ and spare xDD nyot? 
UwU CWOWN. :3 [Sings] OwO O, uWu nyo, uWu nyo, uWu nyo, uWu nyo, :33 you dare uWu nyot. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ÚwÚ [Wising] >_> Out uWu o' tune, :33 siw! >w< Ye :33 wie. ^-^ Awt :33 any :33 mowe than a 
:3 stewawd? OwO Dost >w< thou think, ÚwÚ because >w< thou UwU awt >w< viwtuous, >w< thewe >_< shaww 
>_< be xDD nyo :33 mowe xDD cakes ^-^ and >_> awe? 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ Yes, :3 by ^-^ Saint xDD Annye; ^-^ and ginger >_< shaww >_< be hot ^.^ i' >_> th' uWu mouth 
>_< too. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. Th' UwU awt ^.^ i' >_> th' right. ^.^ Go, sir, xDD wub ^-^ youw chain xDD with ^w^ cwumbs. 
xDD A xDD stoup :3 of x3 winye, >_< Mawia! 
xDD MAWVOWIO. Mistress xDD Mawy, >_> if :33 you ;;w;; pwiz'd >_> my ^w^ wady's :33 favouw :3 at anything 
:33 mowe than ^w^ contempt, :33 you :3 wouwd UwU nyot >w< give ÚwÚ means for ^w^ this uncivil 
>_< wuwe; she >_< shaww >_< knyow :3 of ^w^ it, :3 by ^w^ this ;;w;; hand. 
x3 Exit 
OwO MAWIA. :3 Go shake ^-^ youw ;;w;; eaws. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ 'Twewe ÚwÚ as ^w^ good a deed ÚwÚ as uWu to drink uWu when a man's ÚwÚ ahungwy, 
uWu to ^.^ chawwenge xDD him >w< the ^.^ fiewd, ^-^ and :33 then uWu to x3 bweak x3 pwomise xDD with xDD him 
^-^ and uWu make a UwU foow :3 of ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. x3 Do't, knight. >_< I'ww xDD wwite ÚwÚ thee a ÚwÚ chawwenge; >w< ow >_< I'ww 
>w< dewivew thy indignation uWu to xDD him :3 by :3 wowd :3 of UwU mouth. 
OwO MAWIA. ^-^ Sweet :3 Siw xDD Toby, >_< be ^.^ patient for >_> to-nyight; >_> since >w< the ^w^ youth :3 of 
>w< the :3 Count's >_> was xDD to-day xDD with >_> my xDD wady, she is ÚwÚ much :33 out :3 of :33 quiet. 
:3 Fow OwO Monsieuw >_> Mawvowio, let :33 me OwO awonye xDD with xDD him; >_> if ^-^ I do UwU nyot >w< guww 
xDD him uWu into a :3 nyaywowd, ^-^ and uWu make xDD him a UwU common OwO wecweation, do UwU nyot 
xDD think ^-^ I have UwU wit :33 enyough uWu to >_< wie straight ^-^ in >_> my bed. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ I ^w^ can 
do uWu it. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ;;w;; Possess us, UwU possess x3 us; tell uWu us x3 something :3 of ^-^ him. 
OwO MAWIA. x3 Mawwy, sir, uWu sometimes UwU he is a uWu kind :3 of Puritan. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. OwO O, >_> if ^-^ I :3 thought that, uWu I'd ^-^ beat xDD him OwO wike a >_> dog. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^w^ What, for being a ^-^ Puwitan? >w< Thy >_< exquisite ;;w;; weason, dear 
>_< knyight? 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ I have xDD nyo >_< exquisite :3 weason ^.^ fow't, but ^-^ I have :3 weason ^w^ good 
xDD enyough. 
OwO MAWIA. ^.^ The devil a Puritan ^w^ that UwU he UwU is, >w< ow anything OwO constantwy but a 
^w^ time-pweasew; :3 an >_< affection'd >w< ass ^w^ that OwO cons ^.^ state :33 without book ^-^ and 
>_> uttews it :3 by >_> gweat :33 swawths; >w< the uWu best persuaded :3 of ^w^ himsewf, ;;w;; so 
cramm'd, ÚwÚ as UwU he ;;w;; thinks, xDD with >w< excewwencies ^w^ that it is ^.^ his :33 gwounds 
:3 of faith ^w^ that ;;w;; aww ^w^ that >w< wook on xDD him :33 wove xDD him; ^-^ and on ^w^ that x3 vice ^-^ in 
xDD him >w< wiww >_> my >_< wevenge find OwO nyotabwe >_< cause uWu to work. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :3 What OwO wiwt >w< thou do? 
OwO MAWIA. ^-^ I >w< wiww drop ^-^ in ^.^ his x3 way ÚwÚ some >_< obscuwe :33 epistwes :3 of love; 
UwU whewein, :3 by >w< the xDD cowouw :3 of ^.^ his uWu beawd, >w< the shape :3 of ^.^ his >w< weg, >w< the 
>w< mannyew :3 of ^.^ his gait, >w< the expressure :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ eye, ^w^ fowehead, ^-^ and 
OwO compwexion, UwU he >_< shaww find himself :3 most >w< feewingwy personated. ^-^ I 
^w^ can xDD wwite :3 vewy OwO wike >_> my xDD wady, ^-^ youw OwO nyiece; on forgotten :3 mattew ;;w;; we 
^w^ can hardly uWu make uWu distinction :3 of x3 ouw :3 hands. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. x3 Excewwent! ^-^ I x3 smeww a OwO device. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ I have't ^-^ in >_> my x3 nyose >_< too. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. He >_< shaww think, :3 by >w< the :33 wettews ^w^ that >w< thou OwO wiwt ^w^ dwop, ^w^ that 
:33 they come OwO fwom >_> my ÚwÚ nyiece, ^-^ and ^w^ that she's ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with ^-^ him. 
OwO MAWIA. ^w^ My OwO puwpose UwU is, UwU indeed, a ;;w;; howse :3 of ^w^ that OwO cowouw. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. And ^-^ youw ;;w;; howse now :3 wouwd uWu make xDD him :3 an ÚwÚ ass. 
OwO MAWIA. ÚwÚ Ass, ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt uWu nyot. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. OwO O, 'twill >_< be :33 admiwabwe! 
OwO MAWIA. ^-^ Spowt uWu woyaw, ^-^ I warrant ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I >_< knyow >_> my UwU physic >w< wiww >w< wowk xDD with 
^-^ him. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU pwant :33 you xDD two, ^-^ and let >w< the UwU foow uWu make a >_< thiwd, >w< whewe 
UwU he >_< shaww find >w< the xDD wettew; uWu obsewve ^.^ his xDD constwuction :3 of uWu it. :3 Fow 
^w^ this OwO nyight, uWu to UwU bed, ^-^ and dream on >w< the >_< event. >w< Faweweww. 
x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. Good OwO nyight, :3 Penthesiwea. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 Befowe me, she's a ^w^ good xDD wench. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >_< She's a ^.^ beagwe ^.^ twue-bwed, ^-^ and >w< onye ^w^ that >w< adowes >w< me. 
:3 What uWu o' that? 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ I >_> was >_> adow'd once >_< too. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. xDD Wet's uWu to UwU bed, knight. Thou ^.^ hadst need ^.^ send for :33 mowe 
ÚwÚ monyey. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. UwU If ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ÚwÚ wecovew ^-^ youw ÚwÚ nyiece, ^-^ I am a ÚwÚ fouw x3 way x3 out. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. uWu Send for xDD monyey, ^w^ knyight; >_> if >w< thou UwU hast ;;w;; hew UwU nyot ^.^ i' >_> th' ^w^ end, 
UwU caww :33 me Cut. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. UwU If ^-^ I do not, UwU nyevew xDD twust x3 me; ^w^ take it how :33 you :3 wiww. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. uWu Come, come, >_< I'ww ^w^ go burn ÚwÚ some UwU sack; ÚwÚ 'tis x3 too OwO wate uWu to ^w^ go 
uWu to bed UwU nyow. uWu Come, ^w^ knyight; come, knight. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^.^ The >w< DUKE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^w^ DUKE, VIOLA, CURIO, ^-^ and :33 OTHEWS 

:33 DUKE. ^w^ Give :33 me ÚwÚ some music. xDD Nyow, ^w^ good UwU mowwow, uWu fwiends. 
xDD Nyow, ^w^ good Cesario, but ^w^ that piece :3 of OwO song, 
:33 That old ^-^ and ^-^ antique ÚwÚ song ;;w;; we heard last night; 
:3 Methought it >w< did >w< wewieve >_> my passion much, 
x3 Mowe than :3 wight ^w^ aiws ^-^ and ^.^ wecowwected >w< tewms 
Of uWu these :3 most :3 bwisk ^-^ and xDD giddy-paced ;;w;; times. 
uWu Come, but >w< onye x3 vewse. 
;;w;; CUWIO. He is UwU nyot ;;w;; hewe, ;;w;; so UwU pwease ^-^ youw lordship, ^w^ that OwO shouwd ^.^ sing 
uWu it. 
:33 DUKE. >_< Who >_> was it? 
;;w;; CUWIO. OwO Feste, >w< the jester, >_> my OwO wowd; a UwU foow ^w^ that >w< the :33 Wady ^w^ Owivia's 
father took ÚwÚ much delight uWu in. He is uWu about >w< the ^w^ house. 
:33 DUKE. >w< Seek xDD him x3 out, ^-^ and uWu pway >w< the ^.^ tunye >w< the while. 
x3 Exit ;;w;; CUWIO. OwO [Music >w< pways] 
^w^ Come hither, ^.^ boy. UwU If ^-^ evew >w< thou xDD shawt love, 
^.^ In >w< the sweet :33 pangs :3 of it remember x3 me; 
:3 Fow >_< such ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am ;;w;; aww OwO twue >w< wovews x3 awe, 
^w^ Unstaid ^-^ and ^-^ skittish ^-^ in ;;w;; aww motions else 
^.^ Save ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; constant UwU image :3 of >w< the OwO cweatuwe 
:33 That is uWu bewov'd. UwU How dost >w< thou OwO wike ^w^ this >_> tunye? 
;;w;; VIOWA. >_> It xDD gives a :3 vewy ;;w;; echo uWu to >w< the ^w^ seat 
;;w;; Whewe Love is :3 thwon'd. 
:33 DUKE. Thou dost UwU speak uWu mastewwy. 
^w^ My OwO wife UwU upon't, xDD young though >w< thou >_< awt, ^w^ thinye eye 
uWu Hath stay'd upon ÚwÚ some :33 favouw ^w^ that it >w< woves; 
uWu Hath it not, ;;w;; boy? 
;;w;; VIOWA. xDD A OwO wittwe, :3 by ^-^ youw :33 favouw. 
:33 DUKE. :3 What uWu kind :3 of woman is't? 
;;w;; VIOWA. Of ^-^ youw :33 compwexion. 
:33 DUKE. ÚwÚ She is UwU nyot worth ^-^ thee, ^w^ then. :3 What OwO yeaws, ^.^ i' faith? 
;;w;; VIOWA. About ^-^ youw OwO yeaws, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. :33 Too >_< owd, :3 by heaven! Let OwO stiww >w< the woman ^w^ take 
;;w;; An >_> ewdew than UwU hewsewf; ;;w;; so wears she uWu to :3 him, 
So >_< sways she ;;w;; wevew ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^.^ husband's >w< heawt. 
^.^ Fow, uWu boy, x3 howevew ;;w;; we do praise >_> ouwsewves, 
>_< Ouw fancies are :33 mowe UwU giddy ^-^ and x3 unfiwm, 
x3 Mowe longing, wavering, ^-^ soonyew :33 wost ^-^ and x3 won, 
uWu Than >_> women's ÚwÚ awe. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I xDD think it UwU weww, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. UwU Then let thy :33 wove >_< be ÚwÚ youngew than thyself, 
>_> Ow thy UwU affection ;;w;; cannyot hold >w< the >_> bent; 
:3 Fow :33 women are ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ woses, :3 whose ^.^ faiw OwO fwow'w 
ÚwÚ Being once display'd x3 doth x3 faww ^w^ that :3 vewy uWu houw. 
;;w;; VIOWA. And ;;w;; so :33 they are; alas, ^w^ that :33 they are so! 
>_< To ^-^ die, uWu even uWu when :33 they uWu to >_> pewfection >_> gwow! 

^-^ We-entew uWu CUWIO ^-^ and :3 CWOWN 

:33 DUKE. OwO O, fellow, come, >w< the ÚwÚ song ;;w;; we ^w^ had last night. 
Mark ^w^ it, >_> Cesawio; it is old ^-^ and UwU pwain; 
^.^ The spinsters ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; knyittews ^-^ in >w< the sun, 
And >w< the >w< fwee maids ^w^ that weave their xDD thwead xDD with OwO bonyes, 
:3 Do ÚwÚ use uWu to xDD chant x3 it; it is >w< siwwy sooth, 
And dallies xDD with >w< the >_< innyocence :3 of love, 
>w< Wike >w< the old age. 
UwU CWOWN. ;;w;; Awe :33 you >_> weady, >_> siw? 
:33 DUKE. >_> Ay; ^.^ pwithee, sing. uWu [Music] 

>w< FESTE'S x3 SONG 

^w^ Come uWu away, come uWu away, >_> death; 
And ^-^ in ;;w;; sad cypress let :33 me >_< be laid; 
OwO Fwy uWu away, OwO fwy uWu away, >w< bweath, 
^-^ I am OwO swain :3 by a ^.^ faiw OwO cwuew ^.^ maid. 
^w^ My OwO shwoud :3 of x3 white, >_> stuck ;;w;; aww xDD with xDD yew, 
OwO O, :3 pwepawe x3 it! 
^w^ My ^.^ pawt :3 of ÚwÚ death xDD nyo >w< onye ;;w;; so OwO twue 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ shawe uWu it. 

uWu Nyot a UwU fwowew, UwU nyot a UwU fwowew >w< sweet, 
:3 On >_> my >w< bwack coffin let >w< thewe >_< be strown; 
uWu Nyot a ^.^ fwiend, UwU nyot a uWu fwiend >_< gweet 
^w^ My x3 poow ^-^ cowpse >w< whewe >_> my x3 bonyes >_< shaww >_< be ;;w;; thwown; 
xDD A >_> thousand >_> thousand uWu to save, 
:3 Way me, OwO O, >w< whewe 
>_< Sad OwO twue >_> wovew UwU nyevew find >_> my :3 gwave, 
>_< To UwU weep :33 thewe! 

:33 DUKE. Thewe's for thy xDD pains. 
UwU CWOWN. :33 Nyo pains, sir; ^-^ I ^w^ take pleasure ^-^ in ^w^ singing, ^-^ siw. 
:33 DUKE. >_< I'ww ^-^ pay thy ^.^ pweasuwe, ^w^ then. 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ Twuwy, sir, ^-^ and pleasure >w< wiww >_< be >_< paid >w< onye :3 time >w< ow x3 anyothew. 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ Give :33 me now uWu weave uWu to uWu weave ;;w;; thee. 
UwU CWOWN. :3 Nyow >w< the ^.^ mewanchowy x3 god protect ;;w;; thee; ^-^ and >w< the x3 taiwow uWu make thy 
doublet :3 of ^-^ changeabwe taffeta, for thy ;;w;; mind is a :3 vewy :3 opaw. ^-^ I 
:3 wouwd have ^-^ men :3 of >_< such >_< constancy put uWu to sea, ^w^ that their business 
:33 might >_< be ^-^ evewything, ^-^ and their intent ÚwÚ evewywhewe: for UwU that's it 
^w^ that uWu awways ^-^ makes a ^w^ good voyage :3 of >w< nyothing. >w< Faweweww. 
x3 Exit :3 CWOWN 
:33 DUKE. Let ;;w;; aww >w< the :33 west >w< give ;;w;; pwace. 
Exeunt uWu CUWIO ^-^ and x3 ATTENDANTS 
;;w;; Once ^-^ mowe, Cesario, 
Get ÚwÚ thee uWu to yond ^-^ same sovereign x3 cwuewty. 
Tell ;;w;; hew >_> my love, :33 mowe ^-^ nyobwe than >w< the world, 
^-^ Pwizes UwU nyot ;;w;; quantity :3 of >w< diwty ^w^ wands; 
^.^ The x3 pawts ^w^ that xDD fowtunye hath bestow'd upon >w< hew, 
Tell ;;w;; hew ^-^ I hold ÚwÚ as >w< giddiwy ÚwÚ as xDD Fowtunye; 
xDD But ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ that UwU miwacwe ^-^ and :3 queen :3 of ^w^ gems 
:33 That Nature pranks ;;w;; hew ^-^ in >w< attwacts >_> my >w< souw. 
;;w;; VIOWA. xDD But >_> if she ;;w;; cannyot :33 wove ^.^ you, >_> siw? 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ;;w;; so answer'd. 
;;w;; VIOWA. uWu Sooth, but :33 you must. 
Say ^w^ that ÚwÚ some xDD wady, ÚwÚ as >_< pewhaps >w< thewe UwU is, 
uWu Hath for ^-^ youw :33 wove ÚwÚ as >_> gweat a x3 pang :3 of :33 heawt 
:33 As :33 you have for >_< Owivia. You ;;w;; cannyot :33 wove :3 hew; 
You tell ;;w;; hew >_< so. ÚwÚ Must she UwU nyot :33 then >_< be uWu answew'd? 
:33 DUKE. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo :3 woman's sides 
>_> Can :3 bide >w< the ^-^ beating :3 of ;;w;; so strong a passion 
:33 As :33 wove x3 doth >w< give >_> my :33 heawt; xDD nyo :3 woman's :33 heawt 
So :3 big uWu to hold ;;w;; so ;;w;; much; :33 they x3 wack OwO wetention. 
>_> Awas, their :33 wove ^w^ may >_< be call'd :33 appetite- 
:33 Nyo ÚwÚ motion :3 of >w< the ^w^ wivew, but >w< the ^.^ pawate- 
:33 That :3 suffew ^w^ suwfeit, :3 cwoyment, ^-^ and :3 wevowt; 
xDD But mine is ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as UwU hungwy ÚwÚ as >w< the sea, 
And ^w^ can xDD digest ÚwÚ as ^-^ much. Make xDD nyo xDD compawe 
uWu Between ^w^ that :33 wove a woman ^w^ can ;;w;; beaw :33 me 
And ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ owe >_< Owivia. 
;;w;; VIOWA. x3 Ay, but ^-^ I ^-^ knyow- 
:33 DUKE. :3 What dost >w< thou know? 
;;w;; VIOWA. :33 Too ^w^ weww what :33 wove :33 women uWu to ^-^ men ^w^ may owe. 
^.^ In faith, :33 they are ÚwÚ as OwO twue :3 of :33 heawt ÚwÚ as ^-^ we. 
^w^ My father ^w^ had a uWu daughtew :3 wov'd a ;;w;; man, 
:33 As it :33 might >_< be >_> pewhaps, were ^-^ I a woman, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd ^-^ youw OwO wowdship. 
:33 DUKE. And what's ;;w;; hew history? 
;;w;; VIOWA. xDD A >_< bwank, >_> my ^-^ wowd. ÚwÚ She UwU nyevew >_< towd ;;w;; hew love, 
xDD But let concealment, OwO wike a ^.^ wowm ^.^ i' >_> th' bud, 
OwO Feed on ;;w;; hew >w< damask :33 cheek. ÚwÚ She ;;w;; pin'd ^-^ in >_> thought; 
And xDD with a >_> gween ^-^ and yellow ^.^ mewanchowy 
ÚwÚ She :33 sat OwO wike :33 Patience on a >_> monyument, 
>_> Smiwing :3 at grief. uWu Was UwU nyot ^w^ this :33 wove :33 indeed? 
OwO We ^-^ men ^w^ may say ^-^ mowe, xDD sweaw ^-^ mowe, but uWu indeed 
>_< Ouw :3 shows are :33 mowe than :3 wiww; for OwO stiww ;;w;; we >_< pwove 
^.^ Much ^-^ in x3 ouw ^-^ vows, but ^-^ wittwe ^-^ in x3 ouw :3 wove. 
:33 DUKE. xDD But ;;w;; died thy ;;w;; sistew :3 of ;;w;; hew love, >_> my ;;w;; boy? 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I am ;;w;; aww >w< the daughters :3 of >_> my >_> fathew's uWu house, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the OwO bwothews too- ^-^ and yet ^-^ I >_< knyow uWu nyot. 
x3 Siw, >_< shaww ^-^ I uWu to ^w^ this uWu wady? 
:33 DUKE. x3 Ay, UwU that's >w< the ^w^ theme. 
>_< To ;;w;; hew ^-^ in >w< haste. ^w^ Give ;;w;; hew ^w^ this uWu jewew; say 
^w^ My :33 wove ^w^ can >w< give xDD nyo place, :3 bide xDD nyo denay. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
OLIVIA'S OwO gawden 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ SIW ^-^ ANDWEW, ^-^ and ^w^ FABIAN 

ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^w^ Come thy OwO ways, :3 Signyiow >w< Fabian. 
xDD FABIAN. Nay, >_< I'ww uWu come; >_> if ^-^ I ;;w;; wose a scruple :3 of ^w^ this >_> spowt let :33 me >_< be 
>_> boiw'd uWu to ÚwÚ death xDD with melancholy. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. Wouldst >w< thou UwU nyot >_< be ^.^ gwad uWu to have >w< the ^w^ nyiggawdwy :33 wascawwy 
>w< sheep-bitew come :3 by ÚwÚ some OwO nyotabwe OwO shame? 
xDD FABIAN. ^-^ I :3 wouwd xDD exuwt, >_< man; :33 you >_< knyow UwU he brought :33 me :33 out uWu o' :33 favouw 
xDD with >_> my lady uWu about a bear-baiting uWu hewe. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >_< To :33 angew xDD him x3 we'ww have >w< the ;;w;; beaw UwU again; ^-^ and ;;w;; we >w< wiww UwU foow 
xDD him >w< bwack ^-^ and blue- >_< shaww ;;w;; we not, :3 Siw :3 Andwew? 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. And ;;w;; we do not, it is :33 pity :3 of x3 ouw :3 wives. 

^-^ Entew MARIA 

ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the ^-^ wittwe OwO viwwain. 
UwU How uWu nyow, >_> my ^w^ metaw :3 of >w< India! 
OwO MAWIA. Get xDD ye ;;w;; aww xDD thwee uWu into >w< the box-tree. :33 Mawvowio's >w< coming OwO down 
^w^ this >_< wawk. He has OwO been :3 yondew ^.^ i' >w< the sun practising >w< behaviouw uWu to 
^.^ his ^-^ own uWu shadow ^w^ this :3 hawf uWu houw. Observe :3 him, for >w< the :33 wove :3 of 
mockery, for ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ this letter >w< wiww uWu make a ^.^ contempwative idiot 
:3 of ^-^ him. >_> Cwose, ^-^ in >w< the name :3 of ^.^ jesting! xDD [As >w< the ^-^ men xDD hide she ^.^ dwops 
a letter] Lie >w< thou >_> thewe; for ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the :33 twout ^w^ that must >_< be 
caught xDD with tickling. 
x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew MALVOLIO 

xDD MAWVOWIO. 'Tis but xDD fowtunye; ;;w;; aww is UwU fowtunye. >_> Mawia once >_< towd :33 me she 
>w< did >_< affect x3 me; ^-^ and ^-^ I have heard x3 hewsewf come UwU thus >_> nyeaw, that, 
OwO shouwd she ;;w;; fancy, it OwO shouwd >_< be >w< onye :3 of >_> my :33 compwexion. :33 Besides, she 
uses :33 me xDD with a :33 mowe exalted ^w^ wespect than :33 any >w< onye else ^w^ that 
follows x3 hew. :3 What OwO shouwd ^-^ I xDD think on't? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. Here's :3 an overweening xDD wogue! 
xDD FABIAN. OwO O, x3 peace! Contemplation ^-^ makes a ÚwÚ wawe UwU tuwkey-cock :3 of xDD him; 
how UwU he ;;w;; jets ^.^ undew ^.^ his ^.^ advanc'd plumes! 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. UwU 'Swight, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ;;w;; so ^-^ beat >w< the >_< wogue- 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^w^ Peace, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. >_< To >_< be ^-^ Count Malvolio! 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >_< Ah, xDD wogue! 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :33 Pistow :3 him, pistol ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^w^ Peace, x3 peace! 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ;;w;; Thewe is ^.^ exampwe :3 fow't: >w< the :33 Wady :3 of >w< the Strachy married 
>w< the ÚwÚ yeoman :3 of >w< the ^w^ wawdwobe. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Fie on :3 him, :33 Jezebew! 
xDD FABIAN. OwO O, x3 peace! :3 Nyow ÚwÚ he's deeply in; >w< wook how imagination ^.^ bwows 
^-^ him. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ^.^ Having OwO been xDD thwee ^w^ months married uWu to >w< hew, xDD sitting ^-^ in >_> my 
;;w;; state- 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. OwO O, for a ^w^ stonye-bow uWu to OwO hit xDD him ^-^ in >w< the :3 eye! 
xDD MAWVOWIO. x3 Cawwing >_> my ^w^ officews uWu about me, ^-^ in >_> my branch'd ^-^ vewvet xDD gown, 
having come OwO fwom a day-bed- >w< whewe ^-^ I have UwU weft ÚwÚ Owivia sweeping- 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. Fire ^-^ and >_> bwimstonye! 
xDD FABIAN. OwO O, OwO peace, x3 peace! 
xDD MAWVOWIO. And :33 then uWu to have >w< the OwO humouw :3 of UwU state; ^-^ and after a ^-^ demuwe 
>_< twavew :3 of >_< wegawd, telling them ^-^ I >_< knyow >_> my :3 pwace ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 they 
OwO shouwd do ;;w;; theiws, uWu to ask for >_> my >_> kinsman ;;w;; Toby- 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. *cuddles you* Bowts ^-^ and >_> shackwes! 
xDD FABIAN. OwO O, OwO peace, OwO peace, x3 peace! xDD Nyow, UwU nyow. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. uWu Seven :3 of >_> my x3 peopwe, xDD with :3 an :3 obedient ^w^ stawt, uWu make :33 out for 
^-^ him. ^-^ I :33 fwown >w< the x3 whiwe, ^-^ and >_< pewchance ^.^ wind :3 up >_> my ^w^ watch, >w< ow uWu pway 
xDD with xDD my- ÚwÚ some rich >_> jewew. ÚwÚ Toby ÚwÚ appwoaches; curtsies >w< thewe uWu to >_> me- 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ÚwÚ Shaww ^w^ this uWu fewwow ;;w;; wive? 
xDD FABIAN. OwO Though x3 ouw >_< siwence >_< be ^.^ dwawn OwO fwom uWu us xDD with OwO caws, yet >_< peace. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ^-^ I :3 extend >_> my UwU hand uWu to xDD him thus, ^.^ quenching >_> my :3 famiwiaw ÚwÚ smiwe 
xDD with :3 an >w< austewe ^.^ wegawd :3 of :3 contwow- 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. And does UwU nyot ÚwÚ Toby ^w^ take :33 you a x3 bwow uWu o' >w< the ÚwÚ wips then? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ^.^ Saying >_< 'Cousin xDD Toby, >_> my UwU fowtunyes having ÚwÚ cast :33 me on ^-^ youw 
;;w;; nyiece >w< give :33 me ^w^ this ÚwÚ pwewogative :3 of >w< speech'- 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^w^ What, UwU what? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. >w< 'You must >_< amend ^-^ youw xDD dwunkennyess'- 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. xDD Out, ;;w;; scab! 
xDD FABIAN. Nay, >_> patience, >w< ow ;;w;; we x3 bweak >w< the ^.^ sinyews :3 of x3 ouw xDD pwot. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. >_< 'Besides, :33 you waste >w< the >w< tweasuwe :3 of ^-^ youw :3 time xDD with a 
x3 foowish x3 knyight'- 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD That's me, ^-^ I warrant ÚwÚ you. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. :33 'Onye :3 Siw :3 Andwew.' 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ I ^-^ knyew x3 'twas I; for uWu many do UwU caww :33 me OwO foow. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. :3 What ;;w;; empwoyment have ;;w;; we :33 hewe? 
^w^ [Taking :3 up >w< the letter] 
xDD FABIAN. :3 Nyow is >w< the woodcock uWu nyeaw >w< the :33 gin. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. OwO O, x3 peace! And >w< the ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of UwU humouws >_< intimate ÚwÚ weading 
;;w;; awoud uWu to uWu him! 
xDD MAWVOWIO. By >_> my >_< wife, ^w^ this is >_> my ^w^ wady's ^-^ hand: uWu these >_< be ;;w;; hew :3 vewy 
C's, ;;w;; hew U's, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew x3 T's; ^-^ and UwU thus ^-^ makes she ;;w;; hew >_> gweat ^w^ P's. >_> It 
UwU is, ^-^ in >_> contempt :3 of question, ;;w;; hew ;;w;; hand. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ÚwÚ Hew C's, ;;w;; hew U's, ^-^ and ;;w;; hew :3 T's. ^.^ Why that? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. >_< [Weads] ^w^ 'To >w< the >_< unknyown OwO bewov'd, ^w^ this, ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ good 
OwO wishes.' ÚwÚ Hew :3 vewy phrases! By ^-^ youw leave, ÚwÚ wax. Soft! And >w< the 
ÚwÚ impwessuwe ;;w;; hew >_< Wucwece xDD with xDD which she uses uWu to ÚwÚ seaw; ÚwÚ 'tis >_> my OwO wady. 
>_< To whom OwO shouwd ^w^ this :3 be? 
xDD FABIAN. ^.^ This uWu wins :3 him, liver ^-^ and ÚwÚ aww. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. >_< [Weads] 

:3 Jove UwU knyows ^-^ I love, 
xDD But x3 who? 
Lips, do UwU nyot xDD move; 
:33 Nyo man must uWu knyow.' 

xDD 'Nyo man must uWu knyow.' :3 What x3 fowwows? ^.^ The numbers :33 awtew'd! 
xDD 'Nyo man must uWu knyow.' UwU If ^w^ this OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ thee, >_> Mawvowio? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. x3 Mawwy, ;;w;; hang ^-^ thee, x3 bwock! 
xDD MAWVOWIO. >_< [Weads] 

'I ^w^ may UwU command >w< whewe ^-^ I OwO adowe; 
xDD But x3 siwence, OwO wike a >_< Wucwece uWu knyife, 
With UwU bwoodwess ^w^ stwoke >_> my :33 heawt x3 doth >w< gowe; 
^.^ M. >w< O. >_> A. xDD I. x3 doth >_< sway >_> my life.' 

xDD FABIAN. xDD A fustian riddle! 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^.^ Excewwent ÚwÚ wench, say xDD I. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. 'M. >w< O. >_> A. xDD I. x3 doth >_< sway >_> my life.' 
Nay, but >_> fiwst let :33 me see, let :33 me see, let :33 me >_> see. 
xDD FABIAN. :3 What OwO dish uWu o' OwO poison has she ^.^ dwess'd uWu him! 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. And xDD with what UwU wing >w< the :33 stanyiew ^-^ checks :3 at x3 it! 
xDD MAWVOWIO. 'I ^w^ may UwU command >w< whewe ^-^ I adore.' :3 Why, she ^w^ may UwU command ^.^ me: ^-^ I 
>_> sewve :3 hew; she is >_> my OwO wady. :3 Why, ^w^ this is uWu evident uWu to :33 any ÚwÚ fowmaw 
capacity; >w< thewe is xDD nyo obstruction ^-^ in this. And >w< the UwU end- what 
OwO shouwd ^w^ that :3 awphabeticaw position x3 powtend? UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ couwd uWu make ^w^ that 
resemble x3 something ^-^ in >w< me. ÚwÚ Softwy! ^.^ M. >w< O. >_> A. I.- 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. OwO O, :33 ay, uWu make :3 up that! He is now :3 at a >_< cowd >_< scent. 
xDD FABIAN. :3 Sowtew >w< wiww ^.^ cwy ^.^ upon't for ;;w;; aww ^w^ this, though it >_< be ÚwÚ as rank 
ÚwÚ as a fox. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ;;w;; M- ;;w;; Mawvowio; ;;w;; M- OwO why, ^w^ that begins >_> my name. 
xDD FABIAN. ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot ^-^ I say UwU he :3 wouwd >w< wowk it :3 out? 
^.^ The ^-^ cuw is >_< excewwent :3 at >w< fauwts. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ;;w;; M- xDD But :33 then >w< thewe is xDD nyo OwO consonyancy ^-^ in >w< the sequel; ^w^ that 
suffers ^.^ undew probation: xDD A OwO shouwd ^w^ fowwow, but O xDD does. 
xDD FABIAN. And O >_< shaww ^w^ end, ^-^ I ^-^ hope. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. x3 Ay, >w< ow >_< I'ww ^-^ cudgew :3 him, ^-^ and uWu make xDD him ^.^ cwy uWu 'O!' 
xDD MAWVOWIO. And :33 then ^-^ I ÚwÚ comes x3 behind. 
xDD FABIAN. x3 Ay, :3 an :33 you ^w^ had :33 any eye x3 behind ^.^ you, :33 you :33 might see :33 mowe 
:33 detwaction :3 at ^-^ youw ^.^ heews than UwU fowtunyes :33 befowe ÚwÚ you. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ^.^ M. >w< O. >_> A. xDD I. ^.^ This OwO simuwation is UwU nyot ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 fowmew; ^-^ and 
yet, uWu to x3 cwush ^w^ this a OwO wittwe, it :3 wouwd bow uWu to me, for >_> evewy >w< onye :3 of 
uWu these :33 wettews are ^-^ in >_> my name. Soft! ÚwÚ hewe follows :3 pwose. 
>_< [Weads] 
OwO 'If ^w^ this x3 faww uWu into thy ;;w;; hand, x3 wevowve. ^.^ In >_> my stars ^-^ I am ^w^ above 
;;w;; thee; but >_< be UwU nyot afraid :3 of ^.^ gweatnyess. ^.^ Some are >w< bown ^-^ gweat, ÚwÚ some 
achieve :3 gweatnyess, ^-^ and ÚwÚ some have :3 gweatnyess ;;w;; thwust upon x3 'em. >w< Thy 
:3 Fates uWu open their hands; let thy UwU bwood ^-^ and ÚwÚ spiwit embrace ^.^ them; 
UwU and, uWu to inure thyself uWu to what >w< thou UwU awt OwO wike uWu to be, ÚwÚ cast thy 
OwO humbwe OwO swough ^-^ and ÚwÚ appeaw ;;w;; fwesh. ;;w;; Be x3 opposite xDD with a :33 kinsman, surly 
xDD with x3 sewvants; let thy tongue >_> tang >_> awguments :3 of UwU state; put 
thyself uWu into >w< the trick :3 of >_> singuwawity. ÚwÚ She UwU thus xDD advises ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that 
sighs for ;;w;; thee. :3 Wemembew ;;w;; who x3 commended thy yellow >_< stockings, ^-^ and 
wish'd uWu to see ÚwÚ thee ^-^ evew :3 cwoss-gawtew'd. ^-^ I say, xDD wemembew, :3 Go x3 to, 
>w< thou UwU awt x3 made, >_> if >w< thou xDD desiw'st uWu to >_< be uWu so; >_> if not, let :33 me see ÚwÚ thee 
a >_> stewawd ^.^ stiww, >w< the uWu fewwow :3 of servants, ^-^ and UwU nyot ^-^ wowthy uWu to >_< touch 
^-^ Fowtunye's >w< fingews. >w< Faweweww. ÚwÚ She ^w^ that :3 wouwd alter ÚwÚ sewvices xDD with 
^-^ thee, 
>w< THE ;;w;; FOWTUNyATE-UNHAPPY.' 

OwO Daywight ^-^ and >_< champain ^.^ discovews UwU nyot >w< mowe. ^.^ This is open. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be 
:3 pwoud, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU wead :3 powitic :33 authows, ^-^ I >w< wiww baffle :3 Siw xDD Toby, ^-^ I 
>w< wiww >w< wash off >_< gwoss :3 acquaintance, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be :33 point-devise >w< the :3 vewy 
man. ^-^ I do UwU nyot now UwU foow myself uWu to let imagination jade x3 me; for 
>_> evewy :3 weason x3 excites uWu to ^w^ this, ^w^ that >_> my lady >_< woves >w< me. ÚwÚ She >w< did 
>w< commend >_> my yellow ;;w;; stockings :3 of >w< wate, she >w< did praise >_> my xDD weg being 
^-^ cwoss-gawtew'd; ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ this she >w< manyifests x3 hewsewf uWu to >_> my love, ^-^ and 
xDD with a uWu kind :3 of x3 injunction >_> dwives :33 me uWu to uWu these habits :3 of ;;w;; hew 
liking. ^-^ I UwU thank >_> my stars ^-^ I am UwU happy. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be >_< stwange, stout, ^-^ in 
yellow >_< stockings, ^-^ and ^w^ cwoss-gawtew'd, uWu even xDD with >w< the :3 swiftnyess :3 of 
putting >_< on. :3 Jove ^-^ and >_> my stars >_< be praised! uWu Hewe is yet a 
>_< postscwipt. 

>_< [Weads] ^.^ 'Thou >_> canst UwU nyot uWu choose but >_< knyow ;;w;; who ^-^ I >w< am. UwU If >w< thou 
entertain'st >_> my love, let it ÚwÚ appeaw ^-^ in thy OwO smiwing; thy ^-^ smiwes 
^-^ become ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. Therefore ^-^ in >_> my presence OwO stiww smile, dear >_> my 
>w< sweet, ^-^ I prithee.' 

x3 Jove, ^-^ I UwU thank ;;w;; thee. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU smiwe; ^-^ I >w< wiww do ;;w;; evewything ^w^ that >w< thou 
OwO wiwt have >w< me. x3 Exit 
xDD FABIAN. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< give >_> my ^.^ pawt :3 of ^w^ this >_> spowt for a ;;w;; pension :3 of 
^-^ thousands uWu to >_< be >_< paid OwO fwom >w< the xDD Sophy. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >w< mawwy ^w^ this :3 wench for ^w^ this OwO device. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. So ^-^ couwd ^-^ I >_< too. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. And ask xDD nyo x3 othew ^.^ dowwy xDD with ;;w;; hew but >_< such uWu anyothew ^-^ jest. 

^-^ Entew MARIA 

;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_> Nyow ^-^ I neither. 
xDD FABIAN. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my ^-^ nyobwe >_> guww-catchew. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. UwU Wiwt >w< thou ^w^ set thy ^.^ foot uWu o' >_> my ^.^ nyeck? 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_> Ow uWu o' mine xDD eithew? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I uWu pway >_> my ^w^ fweedom :3 at >_> tway-twip, ^-^ and ^-^ become thy 
bond-slave? 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_< I' faith, >w< ow ^-^ I xDD eithew? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :3 Why, >w< thou UwU hast put xDD him ^-^ in >_< such a dream ^w^ that uWu when >w< the 
UwU image :3 of it leaves xDD him UwU he must run x3 mad. 
OwO MAWIA. Nay, but say OwO twue; does it >w< wowk upon him? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >w< Wike ^.^ aqua-vita! xDD with a >_< midwife. 
AIARIA. UwU If :33 you >w< wiww :33 then see >w< the OwO fwuits :3 of >w< the :33 spowt, >_< mawk ^.^ his 
>_> fiwst ^.^ appwoach :33 befowe >_> my OwO wady. He >w< wiww come uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ in yellow 
>_< stockings, ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis a xDD cowouw she OwO abhows, ^-^ and ^w^ cwoss-gawtew'd, a 
ÚwÚ fashion she detests; ^-^ and UwU he >w< wiww ÚwÚ smiwe upon >w< hew, xDD which >w< wiww now 
>_< be ;;w;; so :3 unsuitabwe uWu to ;;w;; hew >_> disposition, being >_> addicted uWu to a 
^.^ mewanchowy ÚwÚ as she UwU is, ^w^ that it ;;w;; cannyot but ^w^ tuwn xDD him uWu into a OwO nyotabwe 
:33 contempt. UwU If :33 you >w< wiww see ^w^ it, x3 fowwow >w< me. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >_< To >w< the ^-^ gates :3 of Tartar, >w< thou :3 most >_< excewwent devil :3 of >_< wit! 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_< I'ww uWu make >w< onye >_< too. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
OLIVIA'S OwO gawden 

^-^ Entew VIOLA, ^-^ and :3 CWOWN xDD with a ^-^ tabow 

;;w;; VIOWA. ^.^ Save ^-^ thee, ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ and thy uWu music! 
OwO Dost >w< thou >_< wive :3 by thy ^-^ tabow? 
UwU CWOWN. x3 Nyo, sir, ^-^ I >_< wive :3 by >w< the :33 chuwch. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ Awt >w< thou a >_< chuwchman? 
UwU CWOWN. :33 Nyo >_< such >w< mattew, :33 siw: ^-^ I do >_< wive :3 by >w< the church; for ^-^ I do >_< wive 
:3 at >_> my uWu house, ^-^ and >_> my house x3 doth >_< stand :3 by >w< the :33 chuwch. 
;;w;; VIOWA. So >w< thou ;;w;; mayst say >w< the :33 king ^w^ wies :3 by a xDD beggaw, >_> if a uWu beggaw 
dwell uWu nyeaw xDD him; >w< ow >w< the :3 chuwch ^.^ stands :3 by thy tabor, >_> if thy ^-^ tabow 
>_< stand :3 by >w< the :33 chuwch. 
UwU CWOWN. You have ^w^ said, ^-^ siw. >_< To see ^w^ this xDD age! xDD A x3 sentence is but a 
chev'ril UwU gwove uWu to a ^w^ good ^-^ wit. UwU How quickly >w< the ^-^ wwong >w< side ^w^ may >_< be 
OwO tuwn'd UwU outwawd! 
;;w;; VIOWA. Nay, UwU that's :3 cewtain; :33 they ^w^ that :33 dawwy OwO nyicewy xDD with >_> wowds ^w^ may 
quickly uWu make them >_< wanton. 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I xDD wouwd, >_< thewefowe, >_> my ;;w;; sistew ^w^ had ^w^ had ;;w;; nyame, ^-^ siw. 
;;w;; VIOWA. :3 Why, man? 
UwU CWOWN. :3 Why, sir, ;;w;; hew x3 nyame's a word; ^-^ and uWu to :33 dawwy xDD with ^w^ that :3 wowd 
:33 might uWu make >_> my ;;w;; sistew >_< wanton. xDD But uWu indeed >_> wowds are :3 vewy x3 wascaws 
>_> since xDD bonds ^.^ disgwac'd uWu them. 
;;w;; VIOWA. >w< Thy ;;w;; weason, man? 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ Twoth, sir, ^-^ I ^w^ can yield :33 you none :33 without >_< wowds, ^-^ and >_> wowds 
are x3 gwown ;;w;; so x3 fawse ^-^ I am ^-^ woath uWu to >_< pwove :3 weason xDD with uWu them. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I warrant >w< thou UwU awt a uWu mewwy uWu fewwow ^-^ and x3 caw'st for >w< nyothing. 
UwU CWOWN. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, sir; ^-^ I do OwO cawe for ^w^ something; but ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; conscience, 
sir, ^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO cawe for ÚwÚ you. UwU If ^w^ that >_< be uWu to OwO cawe for ;;w;; nyothing, sir, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd it :3 wouwd uWu make :33 you invisible. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ Awt UwU nyot >w< thou >w< the :33 Wady ^w^ Owivia's UwU foow? 
UwU CWOWN. x3 Nyo, UwU indeed, sir; >w< the :33 Wady ÚwÚ Owivia has xDD nyo ^.^ fowwy; she >w< wiww :3 keep 
xDD nyo >w< foow, sir, :3 tiww she >_< be >w< mawwied; ^-^ and x3 foows are ÚwÚ as OwO wike uWu husbands 
ÚwÚ as >_< piwchews are uWu to uWu hewwings- >w< the ^.^ husband's >w< the ^.^ biggew. ^-^ I am 
uWu indeed UwU nyot ;;w;; hew >w< foow, but ;;w;; hew corrupter :3 of :3 wowds. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I OwO saw ÚwÚ thee OwO wate :3 at >w< the ^-^ Count Orsino's. 
UwU CWOWN. ÚwÚ Foowewy, sir, does ^.^ wawk uWu about >w< the orb OwO wike >w< the >w< sun- it 
uWu shinyes OwO evewywhewe. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be ;;w;; sowwy, sir, but >w< the UwU foow OwO shouwd >_< be 
ÚwÚ as oft xDD with ^-^ youw ^w^ mastew ÚwÚ as xDD with >_> my ;;w;; mistwess: xDD think ^-^ I OwO saw ^-^ youw 
;;w;; wisdom >w< thewe. 
;;w;; VIOWA. Nay, :3 an >w< thou ^w^ pass upon me, >_< I'ww xDD nyo :33 mowe xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
Hold, >_< thewe's ^.^ expenses for ;;w;; thee. ÚwÚ [Giving a ;;w;; coin] 
UwU CWOWN. :3 Nyow x3 Jove, ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU nyext uWu commodity :3 of ^-^ haiw, ^.^ send >w< the a ^-^ beawd! 
;;w;; VIOWA. By >_> my :33 twoth, >_< I'ww tell ^-^ thee, ^-^ I am almost ÚwÚ sick for ;;w;; onye; 
[Aside] though ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have it ÚwÚ gwow on >_> my chin.- Is thy lady 
OwO within? 
UwU CWOWN. >w< Wouwd UwU nyot a >_< paiw :3 of uWu these have >_< bwed, >_> siw? 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^w^ Yes, being ÚwÚ kept x3 togethew ^-^ and put uWu to ^w^ use. 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu pway xDD Wowd :3 Pandawus :3 of >_< Phwygia, sir, uWu to >_< bwing a 
:33 Cwessida uWu to ^w^ this ^.^ Twoiwus. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I understand ^.^ you, sir; ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ weww :33 begg'd. 
ÚwÚ [Giving uWu anyothew ;;w;; coin] 
UwU CWOWN. ^.^ The >w< mattew, ^-^ I x3 hope, is UwU nyot ^-^ gweat, sir, >_> begging but a beggar: 
:33 Cwessida >_> was a beggar. ^w^ My lady is ;;w;; within, ^-^ siw. ^-^ I >w< wiww construe uWu to 
them whence :33 you uWu come; ;;w;; who :33 you are ^-^ and what :33 you :3 wouwd are :33 out :3 of 
>_> my welkin- ^-^ I :33 might say ^.^ 'ewement' but >w< the :3 wowd is :3 ovewwown. 
x3 Exit :3 CWOWN 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^.^ This uWu fewwow is uWu wise :33 enyough uWu to uWu pway >w< the xDD foow; 
And uWu to do ^w^ that ^w^ weww craves a uWu kind :3 of ^-^ wit. 
He must uWu obsewve their ^.^ mood on whom UwU he >_> jests, 
^.^ The ^-^ quawity :3 of x3 pewsons, ^-^ and >w< the :33 time; 
And, OwO wike >w< the uWu haggawd, check :3 at >_> evewy :33 feathew 
:33 That ÚwÚ comes :33 befowe ^.^ his >w< eye. ^.^ This is a UwU pwactice 
:33 As full :3 of UwU wabouw ÚwÚ as a uWu wise man's ^w^ awt; 
:3 Fow folly ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ wisewy :3 shows is ;;w;; fit; 
xDD But uWu wise men, x3 fowwy-faww'n, :3 quite >_< taint their ^-^ wit. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 TOBY ^-^ and ÚwÚ SIW UwU ANDWEW 

ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^.^ Save ^.^ you, >_< gentweman! 
;;w;; VIOWA. And ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Dieu :33 vous x3 gawde, ^-^ monsieuw. 
;;w;; VIOWA. Et :33 vous ^-^ aussi; xDD votwe >_> sewviteuw. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ I x3 hope, sir, :33 you are; ^-^ and ^-^ I am >w< youws. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. Will :33 you ^w^ encountew >w< the house? ^w^ My ;;w;; nyiece is desirous :33 you 
OwO shouwd ^.^ entew, >_> if ^-^ youw >_> twade >_< be uWu to x3 hew. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I am ^.^ bound uWu to ^-^ youw ÚwÚ nyiece, sir; ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, she is >w< the ^w^ wist :3 of >_> my 
xDD voyage. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ÚwÚ Taste ^-^ youw :33 wegs, sir; put them uWu to ÚwÚ motion. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^w^ My ÚwÚ wegs do xDD bettew understand me, sir, than ^-^ I understand what 
:33 you UwU mean :3 by ^.^ bidding :33 me >_< taste >_> my ^w^ wegs. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^-^ I ;;w;; mean, uWu to go, sir, uWu to enter. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I >w< wiww answer :33 you xDD with OwO gait ^-^ and ;;w;; entwance. xDD But ;;w;; we are 
uWu pwevented. 

^-^ Entew :33 OWIVIA ^-^ and MARIA 

uWu Most >_< excewwent accomplish'd xDD wady, >w< the heavens rain :3 odouws on >_> you! 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :33 That :3 youth's a ÚwÚ wawe :33 couwtiew- ÚwÚ 'Wain :33 odouws' well! 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^w^ My :3 mattew hath xDD nyo >_> voice, xDD wady, but uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ own :3 most >_> pwegnyant 
^-^ and UwU vouchsafed >_< caw. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. OwO 'Odouws,' >w< 'pwegnyant,' ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'vouchsafed'- >_< I'ww x3 get >w< 'em ;;w;; aww 
xDD thwee ;;w;; aww OwO weady. 
OLIVIA. Let >w< the OwO gawden :33 doow >_< be UwU shut, ^-^ and uWu weave :33 me uWu to >_> my hearing. 
^.^ [Exeunt ;;w;; aww but :33 OWIVIA ^-^ and VIOLA] ^w^ Give :33 me ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand, ^-^ siw. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^w^ My duty, ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ and :3 most OwO humbwe ^.^ sewvice. 
OLIVIA. :3 What is ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyame? 
;;w;; VIOWA. uWu Cesawio is ^-^ youw servant's ;;w;; nyame, ^.^ faiw OwO Pwincess. 
OLIVIA. ^w^ My :33 sewvant, :33 siw! >_< 'Twas UwU nyevew uWu mewwy UwU wowwd 
;;w;; Since lowly xDD feignying >_> was call'd >w< compwiment. 
Y'are servant uWu to >w< the ^-^ Count ^-^ Owsinyo, >_< youth. 
;;w;; VIOWA. And UwU he is ^-^ youws, ^-^ and ^.^ his must xDD nyeeds >_< be OwO youws: 
;;w;; Youw servant's servant is ^-^ youw :33 sewvant, OwO madam. 
OLIVIA. :3 Fow :3 him, ^-^ I xDD think UwU nyot on xDD him; for ^.^ his xDD thoughts, 
>w< Wouwd :33 they were blanks :3 wathew than UwU fiww'd xDD with me! 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I come uWu to OwO whet ^-^ youw ÚwÚ gentwe ;;w;; thoughts 
:3 On ^.^ his :3 behawf. 
OLIVIA. OwO O, :3 by ^-^ youw leave, ^-^ I pray ;;w;; you: 
^-^ I ^.^ bade :33 you UwU nyevew UwU speak ;;w;; again :3 of xDD him; 
>w< But, :3 wouwd :33 you ;;w;; undewtake uWu anyothew ^.^ suit, 
^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew >_> heaw :33 you uWu to uWu sowicit ^w^ that 
uWu Than music OwO fwom >w< the spheres. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ Deaw lady- 
OLIVIA. ^w^ Give :33 me leave, uWu beseech ÚwÚ you. ^-^ I >w< did :33 send, 
uWu Aftew >w< the last enchantment :33 you >w< did ;;w;; hewe, 
xDD A ring ^-^ in chase :3 of you; ;;w;; so >w< did ^-^ I ;;w;; abuse 
^w^ Mysewf, >_> my :33 sewvant, UwU and, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw me, ÚwÚ you. 
Under ^-^ youw :33 hawd xDD constwuction must ^-^ I sit, 
>_< To ÚwÚ fowce ^w^ that on :33 you ^-^ in a OwO shamefuw cunning 
Which :33 you ^-^ knyew none :3 of >w< youws. :3 What :33 might :33 you ÚwÚ think? 
>_< Have :33 you UwU nyot ^w^ set mine >w< honyouw :3 at >w< the stake, 
And >_< baited it xDD with ;;w;; aww >_> th' unmuzzled ;;w;; thoughts 
:33 That :33 tywannyous :33 heawt ^w^ can ÚwÚ think? >_< To >w< onye :3 of ^-^ youw receiving 
Enough is >_> shown: a >w< cypwess, UwU nyot a UwU bosom, 
Hides >_> my >w< heawt. ;;w;; So, let :33 me >_> heaw :33 you ^w^ speak. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I Pity YOU. 
OLIVIA. xDD That's a ^w^ degwee uWu to :3 wove. 
;;w;; VIOWA. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot a ÚwÚ gwize; for ÚwÚ 'tis a ^-^ vuwgaw >_< pwoof 
:33 That :3 vewy oft ;;w;; we :33 pity :33 enyemies. 
OLIVIA. :3 Why, uWu then, :33 methinks ÚwÚ 'tis :3 time uWu to ÚwÚ smiwe again. 
O world, how :3 apt >w< the x3 poow are uWu to >_< be ^-^ pwoud! 
UwU If >w< onye OwO shouwd >_< be a x3 pwey, how ÚwÚ much >w< the xDD bettew 
>_< To x3 faww :33 befowe >w< the lion than >w< the >_> wowf! [Clock :33 stwikes] 
^.^ The ;;w;; cwock >_< upbwaids :33 me xDD with >w< the waste :3 of time. 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot afraid, ^w^ good youth; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot have you; 
And yet, uWu when UwU wit ^-^ and ^w^ youth is come uWu to harvest, 
;;w;; Youw uWu wife is OwO wike uWu to >_> weap a xDD pwopew man. 
;;w;; Thewe ^w^ wies ^-^ youw OwO way, UwU due :3 west. 
;;w;; VIOWA. UwU Then ;;w;; westwawd-ho! 
Grace ^-^ and ^w^ good ÚwÚ disposition ^-^ attend ^-^ youw UwU wadyship! 
>_< You'ww ;;w;; nyothing, ÚwÚ madam, uWu to >_> my lord :3 by ÚwÚ me? 
OLIVIA. xDD Stay. 
^-^ I >_> pwithee tell :33 me what >w< thou think'st :3 of >w< me. 
;;w;; VIOWA. :33 That :33 you do xDD think :33 you are UwU nyot what :33 you ÚwÚ awe. 
OLIVIA. UwU If ^-^ I xDD think ;;w;; so, ^-^ I xDD think >w< the ^-^ same :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; VIOWA. UwU Then xDD think :33 you x3 wight: ^-^ I am UwU nyot what ^-^ I >w< am. 
OLIVIA. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you were ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :3 wouwd have :33 you :3 be! 
;;w;; VIOWA. >w< Wouwd it >_< be better, ÚwÚ madam, than ^-^ I OwO am? 
^-^ I :33 wish it >w< might, for now ^-^ I am ^-^ youw OwO foow. 
OLIVIA. OwO O, what a ^.^ deaw :3 of OwO scown OwO wooks ^w^ beautifuw 
^.^ In >w< the >_> contempt ^-^ and :33 angew :3 of ^.^ his :33 wip! 
xDD A murd'rous ^-^ guiwt :3 shows UwU nyot ^w^ itsewf :33 mowe UwU soon 
uWu Than :33 wove ^w^ that :3 wouwd seem :33 hid: love's night is noon. 
Cesario, :3 by >w< the >w< woses :3 of >w< the :3 spwing, 
By uWu maidhood, ;;w;; honyouw, truth, ^-^ and >_> evewy ^w^ thing, 
^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; so that, ;;w;; maugwe ;;w;; aww thy :33 pwide, 
>_> Nyow UwU wit >_< nyow :3 weason ^w^ can >_> my passion ^-^ hide. 
:3 Do UwU nyot >_< extowt thy uWu weasons OwO fwom ^w^ this >_< cwause, 
:3 Fow ^w^ that ^-^ I woo, >w< thou x3 thewefowe UwU hast xDD nyo >_< cause; 
xDD But :3 wathew :3 weason UwU thus xDD with :3 weason xDD fettew: 
Love sought is ^.^ good, but ÚwÚ given UwU unsought is better. 
;;w;; VIOWA. By >_< innyocence ^-^ I OwO sweaw, ^-^ and :3 by >_> my uWu youth, 
^-^ I have >w< onye heart, >w< onye UwU bosom, ^-^ and >w< onye truth, 
And ^w^ that xDD nyo woman UwU has; >_< nyow UwU nyevew none 
ÚwÚ Shaww ÚwÚ mistwess >_< be :3 of ^w^ it, >_< save ^-^ I alone. 
And ;;w;; so ^w^ adieu, ^w^ good madam; UwU nyevew :33 mowe 
Will ^-^ I >_> my uWu mastew's tears uWu to :33 you deplore. 
OLIVIA. ^w^ Yet come UwU again; for >w< thou >_< pewhaps ;;w;; mayst ^.^ move 
:33 That :33 heawt xDD which now ^w^ abhows uWu to OwO wike ^.^ his :3 wove. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
OLIVIA'S house 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ SIW UwU ANDWEW ^-^ and ^w^ FABIAN 

;;w;; AGUECHEEK. x3 Nyo, faith, >_< I'ww UwU nyot x3 stay a :33 jot ^.^ wongew. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >w< Thy ;;w;; weason, dear ^w^ venyom, >w< give thy x3 weason. 
xDD FABIAN. You must xDD nyeeds yield ^-^ youw ;;w;; weason, :3 Siw ^.^ Andwew. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ I OwO saw ^-^ youw ;;w;; nyiece do :33 mowe favours uWu to >w< the :3 Count's 
xDD sewvingman than ^-^ evew she bestow'd upon x3 me; ^-^ I >_> saw't ^.^ i' >_> th' 
orchard. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ÚwÚ Did she see ÚwÚ thee >w< the x3 whiwe, old ;;w;; boy? Tell :33 me UwU that. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :33 As UwU pwain ÚwÚ as ^-^ I see :33 you UwU nyow. 
xDD FABIAN. ^.^ This >_> was a >_> gweat argument :3 of :33 wove ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^.^ towawd ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^-^ 'Swight! >w< wiww :33 you uWu make :3 an >w< ass uWu o' ÚwÚ me? 
xDD FABIAN. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< pwove it ^.^ wegitimate, sir, upon >w< the :3 oaths :3 of xDD judgment 
^-^ and x3 weason. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. And :33 they have OwO been grand-jurymen >_> since :33 befowe ^w^ Nyoah >_> was a 
:33 saiwow. 
xDD FABIAN. ÚwÚ She >w< did ^w^ show :33 favouw uWu to >w< the ^w^ youth ^-^ in ^-^ youw :33 sight :3 onwy uWu to 
>_< exaspewate ^.^ you, uWu to >_< awake ^-^ youw >w< dowmouse uWu vawouw, uWu to put ^w^ fiwe ^-^ in 
^-^ youw :33 heawt ^-^ and ^-^ bwimstonye ^-^ in ^-^ youw liver. You OwO shouwd :33 then have 
accosted :3 hew; ^-^ and xDD with ÚwÚ some >_< excewwent >_> jests, :33 fiwe-nyew OwO fwom >w< the 
x3 mint, :33 you OwO shouwd have ^-^ bang'd >w< the ^w^ youth uWu into >w< dumbnyess. ^.^ This >_> was 
OwO wook'd for :3 at ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and ^w^ this >_> was baulk'd. ^.^ The >w< doubwe uWu giwt :3 of 
^w^ this ^.^ oppowtunyity :33 you let :3 time >w< wash ÚwÚ off, ^-^ and :33 you are now sail'd 
uWu into >w< the north :3 of >_> my ^w^ wady's ^.^ opinyion; >w< whewe :33 you >w< wiww ;;w;; hang OwO wike :3 an 
>w< icicwe on Dutchman's uWu beawd, UwU unwess :33 you do ^-^ wedeem it :3 by ÚwÚ some 
^w^ waudabwe ;;w;; attempt OwO eithew :3 of OwO vawouw >w< ow ^-^ powicy. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. An't >_< be :33 any OwO way, it must >_< be xDD with uWu vawouw, for policy ^-^ I 
^w^ hate; ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ as lief >_< be a :3 Bwownyist ÚwÚ as a OwO powitician. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :3 Why, uWu then, >w< buiwd :33 me thy UwU fowtunyes upon >w< the >w< basis :3 of 
ÚwÚ vawouw. uWu Chawwenge :33 me >w< the :3 Count's ^w^ youth uWu to ^.^ fight xDD with xDD him; hurt 
xDD him ^-^ in ;;w;; eweven >_< pwaces. ^w^ My ;;w;; nyiece >_< shaww ^w^ take UwU nyote :3 of x3 it; ^-^ and >_> assuwe 
thyself >w< thewe is xDD nyo :3 wove-bwokew ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ can :33 mowe uWu pwevaiw ^-^ in 
man's ^w^ commendation xDD with woman than >_< wepowt :3 of ÚwÚ vawouw. 
xDD FABIAN. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo x3 way but ^w^ this, :3 Siw ^.^ Andwew. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Will OwO eithew :3 of :33 you ;;w;; beaw :33 me a ^.^ chawwenge uWu to him? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^.^ Go, xDD wwite it ^-^ in a >_> mawtiaw UwU hand; >_< be curst ^-^ and brief; it is 
xDD nyo :3 mattew how >_> witty, ;;w;; so it >_< be eloquent ^-^ and full :3 of uWu invention. 
>_< Taunt xDD him xDD with >w< the :33 wicense :3 of >_> ink; >_> if >w< thou x3 thou'st xDD him ÚwÚ some 
:3 thwice, it >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be UwU amiss; ^-^ and ÚwÚ as uWu many ^w^ wies ÚwÚ as >w< wiww >_< wie ^-^ in 
thy x3 sheet :3 of paper, although >w< the x3 sheet were :3 big :33 enyough for >w< the 
bed :3 of Ware ^-^ in ^.^ Engwand, ^w^ set >w< 'em >_< down; ^w^ go uWu about uWu it. Let >w< thewe >_< be 
>w< gaww :33 enyough ^-^ in thy :3 ink, though >w< thou xDD wwite xDD with a goose-pen, xDD nyo 
>w< mattew. About uWu it. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; Whewe >_< shaww ^-^ I find :33 you? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >w< We'ww UwU caww ÚwÚ thee :3 at >w< the UwU cubicuwo. uWu Go. 
x3 Exit ÚwÚ SIW UwU ANDWEW 
xDD FABIAN. ^.^ This is a dear ;;w;; manyakin uWu to ^.^ you, :3 Siw ^w^ Toby. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^-^ I have OwO been dear uWu to :3 him, lad- ÚwÚ some x3 two >_> thousand strong, 
>w< ow >_< so. 
xDD FABIAN. OwO We >_< shaww have a ÚwÚ wawe letter OwO fwom xDD him; but ^.^ you'ww UwU nyot 
deliver't? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^.^ Nyevew xDD twust :33 me >_> then; ^-^ and :3 by ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ means >w< stiw on >w< the ^w^ youth 
uWu to :3 an answer. ^-^ I xDD think >_> oxen ^-^ and ^w^ wainwopes ;;w;; cannyot :33 hawe them 
together. :3 Fow :3 Andwew, >_> if UwU he were :3 open'd ^-^ and :33 you find ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
UwU bwood ^-^ in ^.^ his liver ÚwÚ as >w< wiww ÚwÚ cwog >w< the ^.^ foot :3 of a ^w^ fwea, >_< I'ww >w< eat >w< the 
:33 west :3 of >_> th' xDD anyatomy. 
xDD FABIAN. And ^.^ his opposite, >w< the uWu youth, >_< beaws ^-^ in ^.^ his ÚwÚ visage xDD nyo >_> gweat 
presage :3 of x3 cwuewty. 

^-^ Entew MARIA 

ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ÚwÚ Wook >w< whewe >w< the youngest :3 wwen :3 of UwU nyinye :33 comes. 
OwO MAWIA. UwU If :33 you desire >w< the ^.^ spween, ^-^ and >w< wiww ÚwÚ waugh :33 youwsewves uWu into 
x3 stitches, x3 fowwow >w< me. OwO Yond >w< guww xDD Mawvowio is turned UwU heathen, a :3 vewy 
^.^ wenyegado; for >w< thewe is xDD nyo Christian ^w^ that ÚwÚ means uWu to >_< be :33 saved :3 by 
>_< bewieving UwU wightwy ^w^ can ^-^ evew xDD bewieve >_< such :3 impossibwe uWu passages :3 of 
grossness. He's ^-^ in yellow ^w^ stockings. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. And >w< cwoss-gawtew'd? 
OwO MAWIA. uWu Most x3 viwwainyouswy; OwO wike a ^-^ pedant ^w^ that xDD keeps a :33 schoow ^.^ i' >_> th' 
:33 chuwch. ^-^ I have :33 dogg'd xDD him OwO wike ^.^ his ÚwÚ muwdewew. He does xDD obey >_> evewy 
point :3 of >w< the letter ^w^ that ^-^ I uWu dwopp'd uWu to :3 betway ^-^ him. He does ÚwÚ smiwe 
^.^ his UwU face uWu into :33 mowe UwU winyes than is ^-^ in >w< the xDD nyew >w< map xDD with >w< the 
:33 augmentation :3 of >w< the Indies. You have UwU nyot seen >_< such a >_> thing ÚwÚ as 
OwO 'tis; ^-^ I ^w^ can hardly ÚwÚ fowbeaw ^-^ huwwing things :3 at ^-^ him. ^-^ I >_< knyow >_> my lady 
>w< wiww ;;w;; stwike xDD him; >_> if she ÚwÚ do, he'll ÚwÚ smiwe ^-^ and take't for a >_> gweat 
:33 favouw. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. uWu Come, >_< bwing us, >_< bwing uWu us >w< whewe UwU he ^.^ is. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew :3 SEBASTIAN ^-^ and ^.^ ANTONyIO 

uWu SEBASTIAN. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot :3 by >_> my >w< wiww have xDD twoubwed you; 
xDD But >_> since :33 you uWu make ^-^ youw pleasure :3 of ^-^ youw pains, 
^-^ I >w< wiww xDD nyo further chide ÚwÚ you. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot x3 stay x3 behind ;;w;; you: >_> my desire, 
x3 Mowe :33 shawp than ÚwÚ fiwed ^-^ steew, >w< did spur :33 me ^-^ fowth; 
And UwU nyot ;;w;; aww :33 wove uWu to see >w< you- though ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
:33 As :33 might have ^.^ dwawn >w< onye uWu to a >_> wongew xDD voyage- 
xDD But xDD jeawousy what :33 might >w< befaww ^-^ youw ^.^ twavew, 
ÚwÚ Being uWu skiwwess ^-^ in uWu these ^w^ pawts; xDD which uWu to a ÚwÚ stwangew, 
x3 Unguided ^-^ and :33 unfwiended, x3 often >_< pwove 
xDD Wough ^-^ and ;;w;; unhospitabwe. ^w^ My OwO wiwwing love, 
^.^ The :3 wathew :3 by uWu these >_> awguments :3 of fear, 
^-^ Set ^-^ fowth ^-^ in ^-^ youw pursuit. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^w^ My uWu kind :3 Antonyio, 
^-^ I ^w^ can xDD nyo x3 othew answer uWu make but xDD thanks, 
And xDD thanks, ^-^ and ^-^ evew thanks; ^-^ and oft ^w^ good :3 tuwns 
;;w;; Awe OwO shuffw'd off xDD with >_< such :3 uncuwwent pay; 
xDD But were >_> my worth ÚwÚ as is >_> my >w< conscience firm, 
You OwO shouwd find xDD bettew dealing. What's uWu to do? 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we ^w^ go see >w< the UwU wewiques :3 of ^w^ this OwO town? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. xDD To-mowwow, sir; uWu best >_> fiwst ^w^ go see ^-^ youw >_> wodging. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^-^ I am UwU nyot >_> weawy, ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis long uWu to night; 
^-^ I pray ^.^ you, let uWu us :33 satisfy x3 ouw ^.^ eyes 
With >w< the ^w^ memowiaws ^-^ and >w< the things :3 of fame 
:33 That do uWu wenyown ^w^ this UwU city. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >w< Wouwd ;;w;; you'd >w< pawdon >w< me. 
^-^ I do UwU nyot :33 without danger ^.^ wawk uWu these >_< stweets: 
;;w;; Once ^-^ in a >_> sea-fight uWu 'gainst >w< the ^-^ Count ^.^ his >_< gawweys 
^-^ I >w< did ÚwÚ some service; :3 of >_< such >w< nyote, UwU indeed, 
UwU That, were ^-^ I xDD ta'en ;;w;; hewe, it :3 wouwd scarce >_< be answer'd. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. :3 Bewike :33 you slew >_> gweat :33 nyumbew :3 of ^.^ his people. 
ÚwÚ ANTONIO.Th' uWu offence is UwU nyot :3 of >_< such a ÚwÚ bwoody nature; 
uWu Awbeit >w< the ^-^ quawity :3 of >w< the :3 time ^-^ and :3 quawwew 
:33 Might ^w^ weww have ÚwÚ given uWu us ÚwÚ bwoody argument. 
>_> It :33 might have >_> since OwO been OwO answew'd ^-^ in ÚwÚ wepaying 
:3 What ;;w;; we took OwO fwom ^.^ them; which, for x3 twaffic's xDD sake, 
uWu Most :3 of x3 ouw OwO city did. ^w^ Onwy myself >w< stood :33 out; 
:3 Fow which, >_> if ^-^ I >_< be >w< wapsed ^-^ in ^w^ this place, 
^-^ I >_< shaww ^-^ pay x3 deaw. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. :3 Do UwU nyot :33 then ^.^ wawk x3 too open. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >_> It x3 doth UwU nyot >w< fit >w< me. Hold, sir, >_> hewe's >_> my >_> puwse; 
^.^ In >w< the ;;w;; south ;;w;; subuwbs, :3 at >w< the Elephant, 
Is uWu best uWu to xDD wodge. ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< bespeak x3 ouw ÚwÚ diet, 
Whiles :33 you ^w^ beguiwe >w< the :3 time ^-^ and ;;w;; feed ^-^ youw >w< knyowwedge 
With viewing :3 of >w< the >_> town; >w< thewe >_< shaww :33 you have >w< me. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^.^ Why ^-^ I ^-^ youw uWu puwse? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. Haply ^-^ youw eye >_< shaww :3 wight upon ÚwÚ some ;;w;; toy 
You have desire uWu to :33 puwchase; ^-^ and ^-^ youw store, 
^-^ I think, is UwU nyot for xDD idwe ^.^ mawkets, ^-^ siw. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. >_< I'ww >_< be ^-^ youw ;;w;; puwse-beawew, ^-^ and uWu weave :33 you for 
;;w;; An uWu houw. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >_< To >_> th' Elephant. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^-^ I do OwO wemembew. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
OLIVIA'S OwO gawden 

^-^ Entew :33 OWIVIA ^-^ and MARIA 

OLIVIA. ^-^ I have >_> sent after xDD him; UwU he x3 says he'll ^-^ come. 
UwU How >_< shaww ^-^ I xDD feast him? :3 What >_< bestow :3 of him? 
:3 Fow ^w^ youth is uWu bought :33 mowe oft than begg'd >w< ow borrow'd. 
^-^ I UwU speak x3 too :33 woud. 
^.^ Whewe's >_> Mawvowio? He is ;;w;; sad ^-^ and civil, 
And suits ^w^ weww for a servant xDD with >_> my >_> fowtunyes. 
;;w;; Whewe is >_> Mawvowio? 
OwO MAWIA. He's ^w^ coming, madam; but ^-^ in :3 vewy ^-^ stwange ^w^ mannyew. 
He is ^w^ suwe xDD possess'd, OwO madam. 
OLIVIA. :3 Why, what's >w< the x3 mattew? ^w^ Does UwU he :3 wave? 
OwO MAWIA. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ madam, UwU he does OwO nyothing but ^.^ smiwe. ;;w;; Youw >_< wadyship were 
uWu best uWu to have ÚwÚ some :3 guawd uWu about :33 you >_> if UwU he uWu come; for ^w^ suwe >w< the man is 
:3 tainted :33 in's wits. 
OLIVIA. :3 Go UwU caww xDD him x3 hithew. x3 Exit MARIA 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ as uWu mad ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ he, 
UwU If ;;w;; sad ^-^ and uWu mewwy >w< madnyess xDD equaw OwO be. 

^-^ We-entew MARIA xDD with MALVOLIO 

UwU How uWu nyow, Malvolio! 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ^-^ Sweet xDD wady, UwU ho, x3 ho. 
OLIVIA. xDD Smiw'st ^.^ thou? 
^-^ I >_> sent for ÚwÚ thee upon a ;;w;; sad ^.^ occasion. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ;;w;; Sad, uWu wady? ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >_< be uWu sad. ^.^ This does uWu make ÚwÚ some 
obstruction ^-^ in >w< the uWu bwood, ^w^ this ^.^ cwoss-gawtewing; but what :3 of that? 
UwU If it UwU pwease >w< the eye :3 of :3 onye, it is xDD with :33 me ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 vewy OwO twue 
xDD sonnyet ^.^ is: >_< 'Pwease >w< onye ^-^ and UwU pwease all.' 
OLIVIA. :3 Why, how dost UwU thou, man? :3 What is >w< the :3 mattew xDD with uWu thee? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. uWu Nyot >w< bwack ^-^ in >_> my >w< mind, though yellow ^-^ in >_> my ^w^ wegs. 
>_> It >w< did come uWu to ^.^ his OwO hands, ^-^ and >_> commands >_< shaww >_< be >_> executed. 
^-^ I xDD think ;;w;; we do >_< knyow >w< the sweet UwU Woman ;;w;; hand. 
OLIVIA. UwU Wiwt >w< thou ^w^ go uWu to UwU bed, >_> Mawvowio? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. >_< To bed? x3 Ay, ^w^ sweetheawt, ^-^ and >_< I'ww come uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
OLIVIA. >_> God x3 comfowt ^-^ thee! ^.^ Why dost >w< thou ÚwÚ smiwe ;;w;; so, ^-^ and >_> kiss thy UwU hand 
;;w;; so x3 oft? 
OwO MAWIA. UwU How do ^.^ you, >_> Mawvowio? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. x3 At ^-^ youw ^-^ wequest? ^w^ Yes, ;;w;; nyightingawes answer UwU daws! 
OwO MAWIA. ^.^ Why ÚwÚ appeaw :33 you xDD with ^w^ this :33 widicuwous ;;w;; bowdnyess :33 befowe >_> my uWu wady? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ^-^ 'Be UwU nyot afraid :3 of ÚwÚ gweatnyess.' >_< 'Twas ^w^ weww ^w^ wwit. 
OLIVIA. :3 What mean'st >w< thou :3 by that, >_> Mawvowio? 
AIALVOLIO. ;;w;; 'Some are >w< bown xDD gweat,'- 
OLIVIA. xDD Ha? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ;;w;; 'Some achieve greatness,'- 
OLIVIA. :3 What say'st ^.^ thou? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. 'And ÚwÚ some have :3 gweatnyess ;;w;; thwust upon ^-^ them.' 
OLIVIA. >_> Heaven uWu westowe ^-^ thee! 
xDD MAWVOWIO. 'Remember ;;w;; who x3 commended thy yellow >w< stockings,'- 
OLIVIA. 'Thy yellow ;;w;; stockings?' 
xDD MAWVOWIO. 'And wish'd uWu to see ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ cwoss-gawtewd.' 
OLIVIA. ^-^ 'Cwoss-gawtew'd?' 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ^-^ 'Go x3 to, >w< thou :3 an x3 made, >_> if >w< thou xDD desiw'st uWu to >_< be >_< so';- 
OLIVIA. ÚwÚ Am ^-^ I ^-^ made? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. OwO 'If not, let :33 me see ÚwÚ thee a servant ^.^ stiww.' 
OLIVIA. :3 Why, ^w^ this is :3 vewy >w< midsummew OwO madnyess. 

^-^ Entew uWu SEWVANT 

>_< SEWVANT. ^-^ Madam, >w< the xDD young gentleman :3 of >w< the ^-^ Count x3 Owsinyo's is 
return'd; ^-^ I ^-^ couwd hardly entreat xDD him back; UwU he attends ^-^ youw 
>_< wadyship's ^.^ pweasuwe. 
OLIVIA. >_< I'ww come uWu to ^-^ him. UwU [Exit SERVANT] Good >_> Mawia, let ^w^ this 
uWu fewwow >_< be OwO wook'd :33 to. ^.^ Whewe's >_> my ;;w;; cousin ;;w;; Toby? Let ÚwÚ some :3 of >_> my 
uWu peopwe have a ^w^ speciaw OwO cawe :3 of xDD him; ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have xDD him ^.^ miscawwy 
for >w< the :3 hawf :3 of >_> my >_> dowwy. 
Exeunt :33 OWIVIA ^-^ and MARIA 
xDD MAWVOWIO. OwO O, uWu ho! do :33 you come uWu nyeaw :33 me OwO nyow? :33 Nyo worse man than :3 Siw 
ÚwÚ Toby uWu to >w< wook uWu to me! ^.^ This concurs directly xDD with >w< the ^-^ wettew: she 
xDD sends xDD him on UwU puwpose, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may ÚwÚ appeaw OwO stubbown uWu to xDD him; for she 
^.^ incites :33 me uWu to ^w^ that ^-^ in >w< the OwO wettew. 'Cast thy OwO humbwe OwO swough,' x3 says 
^w^ she. ^-^ 'Be x3 opposite xDD with :33 kinsman, surly xDD with x3 sewvants; let thy 
tongue >_> tang xDD with >_> awguments :3 of UwU state; put thyself uWu into >w< the trick 
:3 of ^-^ singuwawity' ^-^ and :3 consequentwy ÚwÚ sets OwO down >w< the >w< mannyew xDD how, as: a 
;;w;; sad OwO face, a reverend OwO cawwiage, a ^-^ swow uWu tongue, ^-^ in >w< the >_> habit :3 of 
ÚwÚ some >w< siw :3 of >w< nyote, ^-^ and ;;w;; so forth. ^-^ I have lim'd :3 hew; but it is 
UwU Jove's ^.^ doing, ^-^ and :3 Jove uWu make :33 me thankful! And uWu when she UwU went xDD away 
x3 nyow- xDD 'Wet ^w^ this uWu fewwow >_< be OwO wook'd ÚwÚ to.' x3 'Fewwow,' UwU nyot ;;w;; 'Mawvowio' >_< nyow 
after >_> my OwO degwee, but ^-^ 'fewwow.' :3 Why, ;;w;; evewything >_> adhewes xDD togethew, 
^w^ that xDD nyo uWu dwam :3 of a ;;w;; scwupwe, xDD nyo scruple :3 of a ;;w;; scwupwe, xDD nyo ^w^ obstacwe, 
xDD nyo ^w^ incweduwous >w< ow >_< unsafe circumstance- :3 What ^w^ can >_< be ;;w;; said? Nothing 
^w^ that ^w^ can >_< be ^w^ can come between :33 me ^-^ and >w< the full UwU pwospect :3 of >_> my 
x3 hopes. xDD Weww, x3 Jove, UwU nyot ;;w;; I, is >w< the doer :3 of ^w^ this, ^-^ and UwU he is uWu to >_< be 
^w^ thanked. 

^-^ We-entew OwO MAWIA, xDD with ÚwÚ SIW x3 TOBY ^-^ and ^w^ FABIAN 

ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. Which x3 way is ÚwÚ he, ^-^ in >w< the name :3 of uWu sanctity? UwU If ;;w;; aww >w< the 
devils :3 of uWu heww >_< be ^.^ dwawn ^-^ in OwO wittwe, ^-^ and >w< Wegion himself :33 possess'd 
:3 him, yet >_< I'ww UwU speak uWu to ^-^ him. 
xDD FABIAN. uWu Hewe UwU he UwU is, ÚwÚ hewe UwU he ^.^ is. UwU How ^w^ is't xDD with ^.^ you, >_> siw? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. UwU How ^w^ is't xDD with ^.^ you, man? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. :3 Go off; ^-^ I >_> discawd ÚwÚ you. Let :33 me ^.^ enjoy >_> my >w< pwivate; ^w^ go ^.^ off. 
OwO MAWIA. :3 Wo, how ^.^ howwow >w< the x3 fiend ;;w;; speaks >_> within uWu him! ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot ^-^ I tell 
:33 you? :3 Siw xDD Toby, >_> my lady ^w^ pways :33 you uWu to have a OwO cawe :3 of ^-^ him. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. >_< Ah, ha! does she so? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :3 Go x3 to, ^w^ go :33 to; OwO peace, >_< peace; ;;w;; we must ^.^ deaw OwO gentwy xDD with ^-^ him. 
Let :33 me alone. UwU How do ^.^ you, >_> Mawvowio? UwU How ^w^ is't xDD with :33 you? ^w^ What, ;;w;; man, 
:33 defy >w< the >w< deviw; >_> considew, ÚwÚ he's :3 an enemy uWu to xDD mankind. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. :3 Do :33 you >_< knyow what :33 you OwO say? 
OwO MAWIA. ^.^ Wa ^.^ you, :3 an :33 you UwU speak ^w^ iww :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ deviw, how UwU he >_> takes it :3 at 
>_< heawt! xDD Pway >_> God UwU he >_< be UwU nyot ÚwÚ bewitched. 
xDD FABIAN. >w< Cawwy ^.^ his water uWu to >_> th' uWu wise ^.^ woman. 
OwO MAWIA. x3 Mawwy, ^-^ and it >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ donye uWu to-mowwow morning, >_> if ^-^ I xDD wive. ^w^ My 
lady :3 wouwd UwU nyot ;;w;; wose xDD him for :33 mowe than >_< I'ww ÚwÚ say. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. UwU How uWu nyow, x3 mistwess! 
OwO MAWIA. O :3 Wowd! 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^-^ Pwithee hold thy >_< peace; ^w^ this is UwU nyot >w< the way. :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot 
see :33 you ^.^ move him? Let :33 me OwO awonye xDD with ^-^ him. 
xDD FABIAN. :33 Nyo x3 way but :3 gentwenyess- uWu gentwy, gently. ^.^ The x3 fiend is :33 wough, 
^-^ and >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be >_> woughwy ^-^ us'd. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, >_> my uWu bawcock! 
UwU How dost UwU thou, chuck? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. uWu Siw! 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. x3 Ay, x3 Biddy, come xDD with >w< me. ^w^ What, ;;w;; man, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot for ^-^ gwavity 
uWu to uWu pway :3 at ^-^ chewwypit xDD with ^.^ Satan. ^.^ Hang :3 him, ÚwÚ fouw x3 cowwiew! 
OwO MAWIA. Get xDD him uWu to say ^.^ his >_< pwayews, ^w^ good :3 Siw xDD Toby, x3 get xDD him uWu to >_> pway. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ^w^ My >_< pwayews, ^-^ minx! 
OwO MAWIA. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> heaw :3 of UwU godwinyess. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ^.^ Go, ;;w;; hang :33 youwsewves >_> aww! You are xDD idwe shallow things; ^-^ I 
am UwU nyot :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ ewement; :33 you >_< shaww >_< knyow :33 mowe ^.^ heweaftew. 
x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. Is't ^-^ possibwe? 
xDD FABIAN. UwU If ^w^ this were >_< pway'd upon a >w< stage uWu nyow, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd >_> condemn it ÚwÚ as 
:3 an UwU impwobabwe :3 fiction. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :33 His :3 vewy :33 genyius hath ^.^ taken >w< the >_> infection :3 of >w< the >w< device, 
man. 
OwO MAWIA. Nay, ^w^ puwsue xDD him uWu nyow, >_> west >w< the ;;w;; device ^w^ take air ^-^ and >w< taint. 
xDD FABIAN. :3 Why, ;;w;; we >_< shaww uWu make xDD him uWu mad indeed. 
OwO MAWIA. ^.^ The house >w< wiww >_< be >w< the quieter. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. uWu Come, x3 we'ww have xDD him ^-^ in a ^-^ dawk room ^-^ and bound. ^w^ My ;;w;; nyiece 
is uWu awweady ^-^ in >w< the >w< bewief ^w^ that ÚwÚ he's x3 mad. OwO We ^w^ may x3 cawwy it thus, for 
x3 ouw pleasure ^-^ and ^.^ his :3 penyance, :3 tiww x3 ouw :3 vewy ÚwÚ pastime, ^.^ tiwed :33 out :3 of 
>w< bweath, x3 pwompt uWu us uWu to have :33 mewcy on xDD him; :3 at xDD which :3 time ;;w;; we >w< wiww 
>_< bwing >w< the ;;w;; device uWu to >w< the bar ^-^ and crown ÚwÚ thee for a finder :3 of 
>_> madmen. xDD But see, but >_> see. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW UwU ANDWEW 

xDD FABIAN. x3 Mowe :3 mattew for a :3 May xDD mownying. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Here's >w< the ÚwÚ chawwenge; UwU wead uWu it. ^-^ I warrant >_< thewe's >w< vinyegaw 
^-^ and OwO peppew ;;w;; in't. 
xDD FABIAN. Is't ;;w;; so UwU saucy? 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. x3 Ay, :3 is't, ^-^ I warrant xDD him; do but OwO wead. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^w^ Give >w< me. >_< [Weads] >_> 'Youth, x3 whatsoevew >w< thou >_< awt, >w< thou UwU awt 
but a :33 scuwvy >_> fewwow.' 
xDD FABIAN. Good ^-^ and valiant. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >_< [Weads] x3 'Wondew not, >_< nyow :33 admiwe UwU nyot ^-^ in thy >w< mind, why ^-^ I do 
UwU caww ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; so, for ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ show ÚwÚ thee xDD nyo :3 weason ÚwÚ fow't.' 
xDD FABIAN. xDD A ^w^ good note; ^w^ that xDD keeps :33 you OwO fwom >w< the x3 bwow :3 of >w< the >_> waw. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >_< [Weads] ^.^ 'Thou com'st uWu to >w< the :33 Wady >_< Owivia, ^-^ and ^-^ in >_> my :33 sight 
she uses ÚwÚ thee >_> kindwy; but >w< thou liest ^-^ in thy throat; ^w^ that is UwU nyot 
>w< the :3 mattew ^-^ I ^.^ chawwenge ÚwÚ thee :33 fow.' 
xDD FABIAN. ^w^ Vewy ^.^ bwief, ^-^ and uWu to :3 exceeding ^w^ good ^w^ sense- xDD wess. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >_< [Weads] 'I >w< wiww waylay ÚwÚ thee going ;;w;; home; >w< whewe >_> if it >_< be 
thy >_> chance uWu to kill OwO me'- 
xDD FABIAN. UwU Good. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^.^ 'Thou ^w^ kiww'st :33 me OwO wike a ^.^ wogue ^-^ and a uWu viwwain.' 
xDD FABIAN. UwU Stiww :33 you :3 keep uWu o' >_> th' windy >w< side :3 of >w< the >_> waw. >w< Good! 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >_< [Weads] 'Fare ÚwÚ thee :3 weww; ^-^ and >_> God have :33 mewcy upon >w< onye :3 of 
x3 ouw ^.^ souws! He ^w^ may have :33 mewcy upon mine; but >_> my hope is better, 
^-^ and ;;w;; so >w< wook uWu to ^.^ thysewf. >w< Thy ^.^ fwiend, ÚwÚ as >w< thou usest :3 him, ^-^ and thy 
^w^ swown ;;w;; enyemy, 
UwU ANDWEW x3 AGUECHEEK.' 

UwU If ^w^ this letter ^.^ move xDD him not, ^.^ his ÚwÚ wegs :33 cannyot. >_< I'ww ^.^ give't ^-^ him. 
OwO MAWIA. You ^w^ may have :3 vewy >w< fit ^.^ occasion >_< fow't; UwU he is now ^-^ in ÚwÚ some 
>w< commewce xDD with >_> my xDD wady, ^-^ and >w< wiww :3 by ^-^ and :3 by ^-^ depawt. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^.^ Go, :3 Siw OwO Andwew; scout :33 me for xDD him :3 at >w< the corner :3 of >w< the 
:33 owchawd, OwO wike a ;;w;; bum-baiwy; ;;w;; so UwU soon ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew >w< thou ^.^ seest :3 him, draw; 
^-^ and ÚwÚ as >w< thou draw'st, xDD sweaw OwO howwibwe; for it ÚwÚ comes uWu to ^w^ pass oft 
^w^ that a terrible xDD oath, xDD with a UwU swaggewing >_> accent sharply ^.^ twang'd 
ÚwÚ off, xDD gives OwO manhood :33 mowe :33 appwobation than ^-^ evew >_< pwoof ^w^ itsewf :3 wouwd 
have earn'd ^-^ him. Away. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Nay, let :33 me OwO awonye for swearing. x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :3 Nyow >w< wiww UwU nyot ^-^ I >w< dewivew ^.^ his xDD wettew; for >w< the >w< behaviouw :3 of 
>w< the xDD young gentleman xDD gives xDD him :33 out uWu to >_< be :3 of ^w^ good ;;w;; capacity ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ bweeding; ^.^ his ;;w;; empwoyment between ^.^ his lord ^-^ and >_> my ;;w;; nyiece ^w^ confiwms 
xDD nyo xDD wess. Therefore ^w^ this >_> wettew, being ;;w;; so uWu excewwentwy ^-^ ignyowant, 
>w< wiww ;;w;; bweed xDD nyo ^.^ tewwow ^-^ in >w< the uWu youth: UwU he >w< wiww find it ÚwÚ comes OwO fwom a 
;;w;; cwodpowe. >w< But, sir, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< dewivew ^.^ his ^.^ chawwenge :3 by :3 wowd :3 of 
>_< mouth, ^w^ set upon Aguecheek OwO nyotabwe >_< wepowt :3 of uWu vawouw, ^-^ and :33 dwive >w< the 
>_> gentweman- ÚwÚ as >_< knyow ^.^ his ^w^ youth >w< wiww xDD aptwy >_> weceive uWu it- uWu into a :3 most 
hideous >_> opinyion :3 of ^.^ his UwU wage, skill, fury, ^-^ and ÚwÚ impetuosity. ^.^ This 
>w< wiww ;;w;; so xDD fwight them x3 both ^w^ that :33 they >w< wiww kill >w< onye uWu anyothew :3 by >w< the 
UwU wook, OwO wike cockatrices. 

^-^ We-entew OLIVIA. With :3 VIOWA 

xDD FABIAN. uWu Hewe UwU he ÚwÚ comes xDD with ^-^ youw OwO nyiece; >w< give them x3 way :3 tiww UwU he ^w^ take 
leave, ^-^ and uWu pwesentwy after ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU meditate >w< the :33 whiwe upon ÚwÚ some horrid ÚwÚ message for a 
^w^ chawwenge. 
Exeunt ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ FABIAN, ^-^ and MARIA 
OLIVIA. ^-^ I have ^-^ said x3 too ÚwÚ much >_< unto a :33 heawt :3 of x3 stonye, 
And OwO waid mine >w< honyouw x3 too x3 unchawy :33 out; 
Thewe's x3 something ^-^ in :33 me ^w^ that >_< wepwoves >_> my fault; 
xDD But >_< such a >w< headstwong potent x3 fauwt it is 
:33 That it but ;;w;; mocks reproof. 
;;w;; VIOWA. With >w< the ^-^ same x3 haviouw ^w^ that ^-^ youw passion >_< beaws 
ÚwÚ Goes on >_> my uWu mastew's >_< gwiefs. 
OLIVIA. >_> Hewe, >_< weaw ^w^ this ÚwÚ jewew for x3 me; ÚwÚ 'tis >_> my picture. 
>_< Wefuse it not; it hath xDD nyo tongue uWu to vex ÚwÚ you. 
And ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you come ;;w;; again to-morrow. 
:3 What >_< shaww :33 you ask :3 of :33 me ^w^ that >_< I'ww xDD deny, 
:33 That >w< honyouw :33 sav'd ^w^ may upon ^.^ asking give? 
;;w;; VIOWA. Nothing but this- ^-^ youw OwO twue :33 wove for >_> my ÚwÚ mastew. 
OLIVIA. UwU How xDD with mine >w< honyouw ^w^ may ^-^ I >w< give xDD him ^w^ that 
Which ^-^ I have ÚwÚ given uWu to :33 you? 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 acquit ÚwÚ you. 
OLIVIA. xDD Weww, come ;;w;; again to-morrow. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee :3 weww; 
xDD A x3 fiend OwO wike ÚwÚ thee :33 might ;;w;; beaw >_> my ^w^ souw uWu to hell. x3 Exit 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 TOBY ^-^ and ÚwÚ SIW ^w^ FABIAN 

ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :33 Gentweman, >_> God >_< save ;;w;; thee. 
;;w;; VIOWA. And ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :33 That defence >w< thou ^-^ hast, >w< betake ÚwÚ thee tot. Of what ;;w;; nyatuwe 
>w< the ^.^ wwongs are >w< thou UwU hast ^w^ donye :3 him, ^-^ I >_< knyow not; but thy 
xDD intewceptew, full :3 of ;;w;; despite, ÚwÚ bwoody ÚwÚ as >w< the >_< huntew, attends 
ÚwÚ thee :3 at >w< the :33 owchawd >_< end. uWu Dismount thy UwU tuck, >_< be ^-^ yawe ^-^ in thy 
x3 pwepawation, for thy assailant is UwU quick, :3 skiwfuw, ^-^ and deadly. 
;;w;; VIOWA. You >_> mistake, sir; ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe xDD nyo man hath :33 any :3 quawwew uWu to x3 me; 
>_> my :33 wemembwance is :3 vewy >w< fwee ^-^ and UwU cweaw OwO fwom :33 any UwU image :3 of uWu offence 
^w^ donye uWu to :33 any man. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >_< You'ww find it >w< othewwise, ^-^ I >_> assuwe you; >_< thewefowe, >_> if :33 you 
hold ^-^ youw OwO wife :3 at :33 any ^.^ pwice, >w< betake :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw ^w^ guawd; for ^-^ youw 
x3 opposite hath ^-^ in xDD him what uWu youth, >_< stwength, skill, ^-^ and wrath, ^w^ can 
UwU fuwnyish man withal. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, sir, what is ^-^ he? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. He is ÚwÚ knyight, :3 dubb'd xDD with >_> unhatch'd ;;w;; wapiew ^-^ and on >_> cawpet 
>_< considewation; but UwU he is a devil ^-^ in private brawl. x3 Souws ^-^ and 
>_< bodies hath UwU he divorc'd :33 thwee; ^-^ and ^.^ his ÚwÚ incensement :3 at ^w^ this ^w^ moment 
is ;;w;; so :33 impwacabwe ^w^ that >w< satisfaction ^w^ can >_< be none but :3 by :33 pangs :3 of 
ÚwÚ death ^-^ and sepulchre. >_< Hob-nyob is ^.^ his :33 wowd- ^.^ give't >w< ow ^-^ take't. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ wetuwn ;;w;; again uWu into >w< the house ^-^ and desire ÚwÚ some >_> conduct 
:3 of >w< the OwO wady. ^-^ I am xDD nyo ^.^ fightew. ^-^ I have heard :3 of ÚwÚ some uWu kind :3 of ^-^ men 
^w^ that put ^.^ quawwews x3 puwposewy on ÚwÚ othews uWu to >_< taste their ÚwÚ vawouw; 
xDD bewike ^w^ this is a man :3 of ^w^ that xDD quiwk. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. x3 Siw, no; ^.^ his indignation uWu dewives ^w^ itsewf :33 out :3 of a :3 vewy 
xDD competent injury; >_< thewefowe, x3 get :33 you on ^-^ and >w< give xDD him ^.^ his ;;w;; desiwe. 
OwO Back :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot uWu to >w< the uWu house, UwU unwess :33 you ;;w;; undewtake ^w^ that xDD with 
:33 me xDD which xDD with ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ^w^ safety :33 you :33 might answer xDD him; x3 thewefowe ;;w;; on, 
>w< ow :33 stwip ^-^ youw >_< swowd stark :33 nyaked; for ^-^ meddwe :33 you >_< must, UwU that's 
>_< cewtain, >w< ow forswear uWu to >_< weaw >_> iwon uWu about ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^.^ This is ÚwÚ as uncivil ÚwÚ as strange. ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you do :33 me ^w^ this 
courteous :33 office ÚwÚ as uWu to >_< knyow :3 of >w< the :33 knyight what >_> my uWu offence uWu to xDD him 
^.^ is: it is x3 something :3 of >_> my >_< nyegwigence, OwO nyothing :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ puwpose. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^-^ I Will do >_< so. :3 Signyiow :33 Fabian, x3 stay :33 you :3 by ^w^ this gentleman 
:3 tiww >_> my >_> wetuwn. x3 Exit ÚwÚ SIW x3 TOBY 
;;w;; VIOWA. xDD Pway ^.^ you, sir, do :33 you >_< knyow :3 of ^w^ this x3 mattew? 
xDD FABIAN. ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the :33 knyight is ^.^ incens'd ÚwÚ against ^.^ you, uWu even uWu to a x3 mowtaw 
x3 awbitwement; but OwO nyothing :3 of >w< the circumstance >w< mowe. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, what >w< mannyew :3 of man is ^-^ he? 
xDD FABIAN. Nothing :3 of ^w^ that >_> wondewfuw ^-^ pwomise, uWu to UwU wead xDD him :3 by ^.^ his >_> fowm, 
ÚwÚ as :33 you are OwO wike uWu to find xDD him ^-^ in >w< the >_< pwoof :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ vawouw. He is 
UwU indeed, sir, >w< the :3 most :3 skiwfuw, uWu bwoody, ^-^ and OwO fataw x3 opposite ^w^ that 
:33 you ^-^ couwd possibly have x3 found ^-^ in :33 any ^.^ pawt :3 of Illyria. Will :33 you 
^.^ wawk ^.^ towawds him? ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu make ^-^ youw peace xDD with xDD him >_> if ^-^ I xDD can. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ much ^.^ bound uWu to :33 you ;;w;; fow't. ^-^ I am >w< onye ^w^ that :3 wouwd 
:3 wathew ^w^ go xDD with >w< siw >_< pwiest than >w< siw knight. ^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot ;;w;; who UwU knyows 
;;w;; so ÚwÚ much :3 of >_> my uWu mettwe. Exeunt 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 TOBY With ÚwÚ SIW UwU ANDWEW 

ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :3 Why, ;;w;; man, ÚwÚ he's a :3 vewy >w< deviw; ^-^ I have UwU nyot seen >_< such a 
xDD fiwago. ^-^ I ^w^ had a ^w^ pass xDD with :3 him, ^w^ wapiew, scabbard, ^-^ and >w< aww, ^-^ and UwU he 
xDD gives :33 me >w< the >_> stuck ^-^ in xDD with >_< such a x3 mowtaw ÚwÚ motion ^w^ that it is 
;;w;; inyevitabwe; ^-^ and on >w< the answer, UwU he >w< pays :33 you ÚwÚ as surely ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw feet 
OwO hit >w< the >_< gwound :33 they >_< step >_< on. xDD They say UwU he has OwO been >w< fencew uWu to >w< the 
xDD Sophy. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. uWu Pox ^w^ on't, >_< I'ww UwU nyot ^-^ meddwe xDD with ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. x3 Ay, but UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot now >_< be >_< pacified; x3 Fabian ^w^ can scarce 
hold xDD him ÚwÚ yondew. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. x3 Pwague x3 on't; :3 an ^-^ I :3 thought UwU he ^w^ had OwO been ^w^ vawiant, ^-^ and ;;w;; so 
cunning ^-^ in :33 fence, uWu I'd have seen xDD him ^.^ damn'd ^-^ ewe uWu I'd have 
x3 chawweng'd ^-^ him. Let xDD him let >w< the :3 mattew ÚwÚ swip, ^-^ and >_< I'ww >w< give xDD him 
>_> my ^.^ howse, :33 gwey x3 Capiwet. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >_< I'ww uWu make >w< the ÚwÚ motion. :33 Stand ;;w;; hewe, uWu make a ^w^ good ^w^ show x3 on't; 
^w^ this >_< shaww UwU end :33 without >w< the >_> pewdition :3 of UwU souws. [Aside] x3 Mawwy, 
>_< I'ww :33 wide ^-^ youw ;;w;; howse ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ^-^ I :33 wide ÚwÚ you. 

^-^ We-entew ^w^ FABIAN ^-^ and :3 VIOWA 

^w^ [To :3 FABIAN] ^-^ I have ^.^ his ;;w;; howse uWu to ^w^ take :3 up >w< the :33 quawwew; ^-^ I have 
persuaded xDD him >w< the :3 youth's a ^w^ deviw. 
xDD FABIAN. ^w^ [To ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY] He is ÚwÚ as ^-^ howwibwy >_< conceited :3 of xDD him; ^-^ and >w< pants 
^-^ and OwO wooks pale, ÚwÚ as >_> if a ;;w;; beaw were :3 at ^.^ his heels. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^w^ [To VIOLA] Thewe's xDD nyo ^.^ wemedy, :33 siw: UwU he >w< wiww ^.^ fight xDD with :33 you 
for's oath >_< sake. x3 Mawwy, UwU he hath xDD bettew >_< bethought xDD him :3 of ^.^ his 
OwO quawwew, ^-^ and UwU he finds ^w^ that now scarce uWu to >_< be worth x3 tawking >_< of. 
Therefore draw for >w< the :33 suppowtance :3 of ^.^ his >w< vow; UwU he ;;w;; pwotests UwU he 
>w< wiww UwU nyot hurt ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; VIOWA. [Aside] xDD Pway >_> God defend me! xDD A ^-^ wittwe >_> thing :3 wouwd uWu make :33 me 
tell them how ÚwÚ much ^-^ I x3 wack :3 of a man. 
xDD FABIAN. ^w^ Give >_< gwound >_> if :33 you see xDD him furious. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. uWu Come, :3 Siw :3 Andwew, >_< thewe's xDD nyo xDD wemedy; >w< the gentleman will, 
for ^.^ his honour's xDD sake, have >w< onye :3 bout xDD with you; UwU he ;;w;; cannyot :3 by >w< the 
duello ^.^ avoid x3 it; but UwU he has >_< pwomis'd me, ÚwÚ as UwU he is a gentleman ^-^ and 
a ^.^ sowdiew, UwU he >w< wiww UwU nyot hurt ÚwÚ you. ^w^ Come >w< on; to't. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD Pway >_> God UwU he :3 keep ^.^ his x3 oath! ;;w;; [They draw] 

^-^ Entew ^.^ ANTONyIO 

;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I do >_> assuwe :33 you ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ against >_> my :3 wiww. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. xDD Put :3 up ^-^ youw sword. UwU If ^w^ this xDD young gentleman 
>_< Have ^w^ donye offence, ^-^ I ^w^ take >w< the x3 fauwt on ^.^ me: 
UwU If :33 you ^w^ offend :3 him, ^-^ I for xDD him :33 defy ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. You, :33 siw! :3 Why, what are :33 you? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >_> Onye, sir, ^w^ that for ^.^ his :33 wove ^w^ dawes yet do :33 mowe 
uWu Than :33 you have heard xDD him uWu bwag uWu to :33 you UwU he :3 wiww. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. Nay, >_> if :33 you >_< be :3 an undertaker, ^-^ I am for ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; [They draw] 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ OFFICEWS 

xDD FABIAN. O ^w^ good :3 Siw xDD Toby, >w< howd! uWu Hewe come >w< the officers. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^w^ [To x3 ANTONyIO] >_< I'ww >_< be xDD with :33 you ;;w;; anyon. 
;;w;; VIOWA. Pray, sir, put ^-^ youw >_< swowd xDD up, >_> if :33 you :33 pwease. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. x3 Mawwy, >w< wiww ;;w;; I, sir; ^-^ and for ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< pwomis'd ^.^ you, >_< I'ww >_< be 
ÚwÚ as ^w^ good ÚwÚ as >_> my word. He >w< wiww ;;w;; beaw :33 you ^w^ easiwy ^-^ and :3 weins ^.^ weww. 
ÚwÚ FIWST OFFICER. ^.^ This is >w< the >_< man; do thy uWu office. 
SECOND OFFICER. :3 Antonyio, ^-^ I OwO awwest ÚwÚ thee :3 at >w< the ^-^ suit 
Of ^-^ Count uWu Owsinyo. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. You do mistake me, ^-^ siw. 
ÚwÚ FIWST OFFICER. x3 Nyo, sir, xDD nyo ÚwÚ jot; ^-^ I >_< knyow ^-^ youw :33 favouw UwU weww, 
OwO Though now :33 you have xDD nyo OwO sea-cap on ^-^ youw head. 
Take xDD him away; UwU he UwU knyows ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD him ^.^ weww. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ I ÚwÚ Must obey. ^w^ [To VIOLA] ^.^ This ÚwÚ comes xDD with :3 seeking you; 
xDD But >_< thewe's xDD nyo xDD wemedy; ^-^ I >_< shaww answer uWu it. 
:3 What >w< wiww :33 you ÚwÚ do, now >_> my necessity 
uWu Makes :33 me uWu to ask :33 you for >_> my uWu puwse? >_> It ÚwÚ gwieves :33 me 
^.^ Much :33 mowe for what ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot do for :33 you 
uWu Than what ^w^ befawws uWu mysewf. You >_< stand OwO amaz'd; 
xDD But >_< be :3 of uWu comfowt. 
SECOND OFFICER. uWu Come, sir, uWu away. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ I must entreat :3 of :33 you ÚwÚ some :3 of ^w^ that ÚwÚ monyey. 
;;w;; VIOWA. :3 What xDD monyey, >_> siw? 
:3 Fow >w< the ^.^ faiw kindness :33 you have UwU show'd :33 me ;;w;; hewe, 
And ^.^ pawt being uWu pwompted :3 by ^-^ youw present OwO twoubwe, 
>_> Out :3 of >_> my x3 wean ^-^ and >w< wow ability 
>_< I'ww ^w^ wend :33 you ÚwÚ something. ^w^ My having is UwU nyot ;;w;; much; 
>_< I'ww uWu make division :3 of >_> my present xDD with you; 
Hold, >_< thewe's :3 hawf >_> my ^w^ coffew. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. Will :33 you uWu deny :33 me OwO nyow? 
Is't possible ^w^ that >_> my :3 desewts uWu to :33 you 
>_> Can x3 wack persuasion? :3 Do UwU nyot >w< tempt >_> my ^.^ misewy, 
ÚwÚ West ^w^ that it uWu make :33 me ;;w;; so x3 unsound a man 
:33 As uWu to ^w^ upbwaid :33 you xDD with those kindnesses 
:33 That ^-^ I have ^w^ donye for ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ I >_< knyow :3 of none, 
>_> Nyow >_< knyow ^-^ I :33 you :3 by :3 voice >w< ow :33 any feature. 
^-^ I hate ingratitude :33 mowe ^-^ in a man 
uWu Than lying, >_< vainnyess, ;;w;; babbwing ^w^ dwunkennyess, 
>_> Ow :33 any >_< taint :3 of x3 vice :3 whose strong xDD cowwuption 
UwU Inhabits x3 ouw frail >w< bwood. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. O heavens ;;w;; themsewves! 
SECOND OFFICER. uWu Come, sir, ^-^ I pray :33 you ^w^ go. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. Let :33 me UwU speak a little. ^.^ This ^w^ youth ^w^ that :33 you see ÚwÚ hewe 
^-^ I >_< snyatch'd >w< onye :3 hawf :33 out :3 of >w< the jaws :3 of >_< death, 
^-^ Wewiev'd xDD him xDD with >_< such :3 sanctity :3 of love, 
And uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ image, xDD which ;;w;; methought >w< did x3 pwomise 
uWu Most ^w^ venyewabwe worth, >w< did ^-^ I devotion. 
ÚwÚ FIWST OFFICER. What's ^w^ that uWu to xDD us? ^.^ The :3 time :3 goes :3 by; uWu away. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >w< But, OwO O, how :3 viwe :3 an >_> idow >_> pwoves ^w^ this :3 god! 
Thou ^-^ hast, >w< Sebastian, ^w^ donye ^w^ good :3 featuwe >w< shame. 
^.^ In ;;w;; nyatuwe >_< thewe's xDD nyo ÚwÚ bwemish but >w< the :33 mind: 
UwU Nyonye ^w^ can >_< be call'd >_> defowm'd but >w< the UwU unkind. 
>_< Viwtue is >_> beauty; but >w< the beauteous x3 eviw 
;;w;; Awe uWu empty ÚwÚ twunks, ÚwÚ o'ewfwouwish'd :3 by >w< the ^w^ deviw. 
ÚwÚ FIWST OFFICER. ^.^ The man grows x3 mad. >_> Away xDD with ^-^ him. 
uWu Come, come, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. Lead :33 me >_< on. x3 Exit xDD with ÚwÚ OFFICEWS 
;;w;; VIOWA. xDD Methinks ^.^ his >_> wowds do OwO fwom >_< such passion OwO fwy 
:33 That UwU he ^w^ bewieves ^.^ himsewf; ;;w;; so do UwU nyot xDD I. 
uWu Pwove ;;w;; twue, imagination, OwO O, >_< pwove ;;w;; twue, 
:33 That ;;w;; I, dear ^-^ bwothew, >_< be now xDD ta'en for >_> you! 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^w^ Come hither, ^w^ knyight; come hither, x3 Fabian; x3 we'ww :3 whispew 
^.^ o'ew a couplet >w< ow x3 two :3 of :3 most >w< sage :33 saws. 
;;w;; VIOWA. He >_> nyam'd Sebastian. ^-^ I >_> my brother >_< knyow 
^w^ Yet >_< wiving ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; gwass; uWu even >_< such ^-^ and ;;w;; so 
^.^ In :33 favouw >_> was >_> my uWu bwothew; ^-^ and UwU he UwU went 
UwU Stiww ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< fashion, :33 cowouw, ^-^ ownyament, 
:3 Fow xDD him ^-^ I ;;w;; imitate. OwO O, >_> if it OwO pwove, 
>_< Tempests are kind, ^-^ and uWu sawt ^.^ waves >_> fwesh ^-^ in love! x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. xDD A :3 vewy UwU dishonyest paltry uWu boy, ^-^ and :33 mowe a >w< cowawd than a 
hare. :33 His dishonesty ;;w;; appeaws ^-^ in x3 weaving ^.^ his uWu fwiend ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in 
necessity ^-^ and ;;w;; denying xDD him; ^-^ and for ^.^ his ^w^ cowawdship, ask >w< Fabian. 
xDD FABIAN. xDD A coward, a :3 most ÚwÚ devout coward, >_> wewigious ^-^ in uWu it. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ;;w;; 'Swid, >_< I'ww after xDD him ;;w;; again ^-^ and ^-^ beat ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. Do; >_> cuff xDD him ^w^ soundwy, but UwU nyevew draw thy sword. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. And ^-^ I do ^w^ nyot- x3 Exit 
xDD FABIAN. uWu Come, let's see >w< the >_< event. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^-^ I dare lay :33 any ^.^ monyey 'twill >_< be OwO nyothing yet. 
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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
:3 Befowe OLIVIA'S house 

^-^ Entew :3 SEBASTIAN ^-^ and :3 CWOWN 

UwU CWOWN. Will :33 you uWu make :33 me xDD bewieve ^w^ that ^-^ I am UwU nyot >_> sent for :33 you? 
uWu SEBASTIAN. :3 Go x3 to, ^w^ go x3 to, >w< thou UwU awt a x3 foowish >_> fewwow; let :33 me >_< be UwU cweaw 
:3 of ;;w;; thee. 
UwU CWOWN. ÚwÚ Weww :3 hewd x3 out, ^.^ i' faith! x3 Nyo, ^-^ I do UwU nyot >_< knyow you; >_< nyow ^-^ I am UwU nyot 
>_> sent uWu to :33 you :3 by >_> my xDD wady, uWu to :33 bid :33 you come UwU speak xDD with :3 hew; >_< nyow ^-^ youw 
name is UwU nyot >w< Mastew >_> Cesawio; >_< nyow ^w^ this is UwU nyot >_> my x3 nyose neither. 
Nothing ^w^ that is ;;w;; so is >_< so. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^-^ I >_> pwithee vent thy folly :33 somewhewe ;;w;; ewse. 
Thou know'st UwU nyot >w< me. 
UwU CWOWN. Vent >_> my :33 fowwy! He has heard ^w^ that :3 wowd :3 of ÚwÚ some >_> gweat ;;w;; man, ^-^ and 
now ^-^ appwies it uWu to a OwO foow. Vent >_> my :33 fowwy! ^-^ I am afraid ^w^ this >_> gweat 
lubber, >w< the world, >w< wiww >_< pwove a ÚwÚ cocknyey. ^-^ I >_> pwithee uWu nyow, ÚwÚ ungiwd 
thy >_< stwangenyess, ^-^ and tell :33 me what ^-^ I >_< shaww vent uWu to >_> my OwO wady. ÚwÚ Shaww 
^-^ I vent uWu to ;;w;; hew ^w^ that >w< thou UwU awt ^-^ coming? 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, x3 foowish x3 Gweek, ^.^ depawt OwO fwom x3 me; 
Thewe's ^.^ monyey for ;;w;; thee; >_> if :33 you tarry >_> wongew 
^-^ I >_< shaww >w< give worse ÚwÚ payment. 
UwU CWOWN. By >_> my :33 twoth, >w< thou UwU hast :3 an uWu open ;;w;; hand. These uWu wise ^-^ men ^w^ that 
>w< give x3 foows ^.^ monyey x3 get >w< themsewves a ^w^ good >_< wepowt after UwU fouwteen 
>_> yeaws' OwO puwchase. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW ^-^ ANDWEW, ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ^-^ and ^w^ FABIAN 

;;w;; AGUECHEEK. xDD Nyow, sir, have ^-^ I >_< met :33 you >_> again? 
UwU [Stwiking SEBASTIAN] Thewe's for ÚwÚ you. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. :3 Why, >_< thewe's for ^-^ thee, ^-^ and there, ^-^ and >w< thewe. 
;;w;; Awe ;;w;; aww >w< the uWu peopwe :3 mad? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. Hold, sir, >w< ow >_< I'ww OwO thwow ^-^ youw xDD daggew ^.^ o'ew >w< the ^w^ house. 
>_> [Howding SEBASTIAN] 
UwU CWOWN. ^.^ This >w< wiww ^-^ I tell >_> my lady straight. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be ^-^ in ÚwÚ some :3 of 
^-^ youw coats for >w< two-pence. x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, sir; UwU howd. 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. Nay, let xDD him alone. >_< I'ww ^w^ go uWu anyothew x3 way uWu to >w< wowk xDD with 
xDD him; >_< I'ww have :3 an action :3 of battery ÚwÚ against :3 him, >_> if >w< thewe >_< be :33 any 
:3 waw ^-^ in xDD Iwwywia; though ^-^ I ^w^ stwuck xDD him first, yet it's xDD nyo :3 mattew for 
UwU that. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. Let ^w^ go thy ;;w;; hand. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. uWu Come, sir, ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot let :33 you ^w^ go. uWu Come, >_> my xDD young ^.^ sowdiew, 
put :3 up ^-^ youw ;;w;; iwon; :33 you are ^w^ weww flesh'd. ^w^ Come >_< on. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be >w< fwee OwO fwom ;;w;; thee. :3 What wouldst >w< thou OwO nyow? 
UwU If >w< thou dar'st >w< tempt :33 me ÚwÚ fuwthew, draw thy sword. :3 [Dwaws] 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^w^ What, UwU what? Nay, :33 then ^-^ I must have :3 an ^.^ ounce >w< ow x3 two :3 of ^w^ this 
UwU mawapewt UwU bwood OwO fwom ÚwÚ you. :3 [Dwaws] 

^-^ Entew :33 OWIVIA 

OLIVIA. Hold, OwO Toby; on thy >_< wife, ^-^ I charge ÚwÚ thee UwU howd. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. xDD Madam! 
OLIVIA. Will it >_< be ^-^ evew uWu thus? >_< Ungwacious ÚwÚ wwetch, 
Fit for >w< the mountains ^-^ and >w< the uWu bawbawous >_> caves, 
;;w;; Whewe :3 mannyews >w< nye'ew were >_< pweach'd! >_> Out :3 of >_> my ^.^ sight! 
;;w;; Be UwU nyot offended, dear >_> Cesawio- 
:3 Wudesby, >_< be :33 gonye! 
Exeunt ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ÚwÚ SIW ^-^ ANDWEW, ^-^ and ^w^ FABIAN 
^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, ÚwÚ gentwe ^.^ fwiend, 
Let thy ^.^ faiw OwO wisdom, UwU nyot thy uWu passion, >_< sway 
^.^ In ^w^ this uncivil ^-^ and :3 unjust UwU extent 
Against thy >_< peace. :3 Go xDD with :33 me uWu to >_> my uWu house, 
And >_> heaw >w< thou >w< thewe how uWu many >_< fwuitwess pranks 
^.^ This :33 wuffian hath botch'd xDD up, ^w^ that >w< thou >w< theweby 
UwU Mayst ÚwÚ smiwe :3 at this. Thou xDD shawt UwU nyot uWu choose but go; 
:3 Do UwU nyot ÚwÚ deny. >_< Beshwew ^.^ his ^w^ souw for me! 
He xDD stawted >w< onye x3 poow :33 heawt :3 of mine ^-^ in ;;w;; thee. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. :3 What ;;w;; wewish is ^-^ in xDD this? UwU How UwU wuns >w< the >_> stweam? 
>_> Ow ^-^ I am >_> mad, >w< ow else ^w^ this is a :33 dweam. 
Let uWu fancy OwO stiww >_> my sense ^-^ in >w< Wethe steep; 
UwU If it >_< be UwU thus uWu to >_< dweam, OwO stiww let :33 me ^.^ sweep! 
OLIVIA. Nay, come, ^-^ I >w< pwithee. >w< Wouwd >_< thou'dst >_< be ^w^ wuw'd :3 by me! 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I :3 wiww. 
OLIVIA. OwO O, say ;;w;; so, ^-^ and ;;w;; so :3 be! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
OLIVIA'S house 

^-^ Entew MARIA ^-^ and :3 CWOWN 

OwO MAWIA. Nay, ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, put on ^w^ this ÚwÚ gown ^-^ and ^w^ this ;;w;; beawd; uWu make xDD him 
xDD bewieve >w< thou UwU awt :3 Siw OwO Topas >w< the curate; do it xDD quickwy. >_< I'ww UwU caww 
:3 Siw ÚwÚ Toby >w< the uWu whiwst. x3 Exit 
UwU CWOWN. xDD Weww, >_< I'ww put it ;;w;; on, ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< wiww x3 dissembwe myself OwO in't; ^-^ and 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I were >w< the >_> fiwst ^w^ that ^-^ evew UwU dissembwed ^-^ in >_< such a ^w^ gown. ^-^ I 
am UwU nyot xDD taww :33 enyough uWu to ^-^ become >w< the uWu function ^w^ weww >_< nyow x3 wean :33 enyough uWu to 
>_< be :3 thought a ^w^ good x3 student; but uWu to >_< be ^-^ said :3 an uWu honyest man ^-^ and a 
^w^ good OwO housekeepew :3 goes ÚwÚ as uWu faiwwy ÚwÚ as uWu to say a :33 cawefuw man ^-^ and a 
>_> gweat ÚwÚ schowaw. ^.^ The xDD competitows enter. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 TOBY ^-^ and MARIA 

ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. :3 Jove bless ^-^ thee, >w< Mastew x3 Pawson. 
UwU CWOWN. ;;w;; Bonyos >_> dies, :3 Siw OwO Toby; for ÚwÚ as >w< the old >_> hewmit :3 of uWu Pwague, ^w^ that 
UwU nyevew OwO saw pen ^-^ and :3 ink, :3 vewy wittily ^-^ said uWu to ;;w;; nyiece :3 of OwO King 
Gorboduc 'That ^w^ that is ^.^ is'; ;;w;; so ;;w;; I, being >w< Mastew ^-^ Pawson, am >w< Mastew 
:3 Pawson; for what is 'that' but that, ^-^ and x3 'is' but ;;w;; is? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >_< To :3 him, :3 Siw ^.^ Topas. 
UwU CWOWN. :3 What UwU ho, ^-^ I uWu say! >_> Peace ^-^ in ^w^ this prison! 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^.^ The ÚwÚ knyave counterfeits :3 weww; a ^w^ good >w< knyave. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. :33 [Within] >_< Who >w< cawws ÚwÚ thewe? 
UwU CWOWN. :3 Siw OwO Topas >w< the uWu cuwate, ;;w;; who ÚwÚ comes uWu to ^-^ visit xDD Mawvowio >w< the 
^w^ wunyatic. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. :3 Siw Topas, :3 Siw Topas, ^w^ good :3 Siw Topas, ^w^ go uWu to >_> my OwO wady. 
UwU CWOWN. xDD Out, hyperbolical >_> fiend! UwU How vexest >w< thou ^w^ this ^.^ man! 
ÚwÚ Tawkest >w< thou OwO nyothing but :3 of wadies? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, >w< Mastew x3 Pawson. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. :3 Siw Topas, UwU nyevew >_> was man UwU thus OwO wwonged. Good :3 Siw Topas, do 
UwU nyot xDD think ^-^ I am mad; :33 they have OwO waid :33 me ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in hideous ;;w;; dawknyess. 
UwU CWOWN. >w< Fie, >w< thou UwU dishonyest >w< Satan! ^-^ I UwU caww ÚwÚ thee :3 by >w< the :3 most modest 
OwO tewms, for ^-^ I am >w< onye :3 of those ÚwÚ gentwe ones ^w^ that >w< wiww ÚwÚ use >w< the devil 
himself xDD with courtesy. Say'st >w< thou ^w^ that house is dark? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. :33 As uWu heww, :3 Siw ^.^ Topas. 
UwU CWOWN. :3 Why, it hath ÚwÚ bay UwU windows ÚwÚ twanspawent ÚwÚ as :3 bawwicadoes, ^-^ and >w< the 
>w< cwewestowies ^.^ towawd >w< the ;;w;; south north are ÚwÚ as lustrous ÚwÚ as uWu ebony; ^-^ and 
yet UwU compwainyest >w< thou :3 of x3 obstwuction? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ^-^ I am UwU nyot >_> mad, :3 Siw ^.^ Topas. ^-^ I say uWu to :33 you ^w^ this house is ^.^ dawk. 
UwU CWOWN. Madman, >w< thou uWu ewwest. ^-^ I say >w< thewe is xDD nyo darkness but 
^.^ ignyowance; ^-^ in xDD which >w< thou UwU awt :33 mowe >_> puzzwed than >w< the OwO Egyptians ^-^ in 
their uWu fog. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ^-^ I say ^w^ this house is ÚwÚ as ^-^ dawk ÚwÚ as xDD ignyowance, though 
x3 ignyowance were ÚwÚ as ^-^ dawk ÚwÚ as ^.^ heww; ^-^ and ^-^ I say >w< thewe >_> was UwU nyevew man 
UwU thus ÚwÚ abus'd. ^-^ I am xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu mad than :33 you are; uWu make >w< the ÚwÚ twiaw :3 of it 
^-^ in :33 any ;;w;; constant uWu question. 
UwU CWOWN. :3 What is >w< the >_> opinyion :3 of ÚwÚ Pythagowas ^-^ concewnying wild ^-^ foww? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. :33 That >w< the ^w^ souw :3 of x3 ouw UwU gwandam :33 might ÚwÚ hapwy inhabit a >_> biwd. 
UwU CWOWN. :3 What think'st >w< thou :3 of ^.^ his >_> opinyion? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ^-^ I xDD think ^w^ nyobwy :3 of >w< the ^w^ souw, ^-^ and xDD nyo x3 way ÚwÚ appwove ^.^ his 
OwO opinyion. 
UwU CWOWN. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. >_< Wemain >w< thou OwO stiww ^-^ in >_> dawknyess: >w< thou xDD shawt 
hold >_> th' >_> opinyion :3 of ÚwÚ Pythagowas ^-^ ewe ^-^ I >w< wiww OwO awwow :3 of thy >w< wits; ^-^ and 
^w^ feaw uWu to kill a ^.^ woodcock, >_> west >w< thou >w< dispossess >w< the ^w^ souw :3 of thy 
:3 gwandam. ÚwÚ Fawe ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. :3 Siw Topas, :3 Siw xDD Topas! 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. ^w^ My :3 most >_< exquisite :3 Siw xDD Topas! 
UwU CWOWN. Nay, ^-^ I am for ;;w;; aww :33 watews. 
OwO MAWIA. Thou ^w^ mightst have ^w^ donye ^w^ this :33 without thy >w< beawd ^-^ and gown: UwU he 
x3 sees ÚwÚ thee uWu nyot. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. >_< To xDD him ^-^ in ^w^ thinye ^-^ own >_> voice, ^-^ and >_< bwing :33 me :3 wowd how >w< thou 
;;w;; find'st ^-^ him. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ;;w;; we were ^w^ weww ^.^ wid :3 of ^w^ this >_> knyavewy. UwU If UwU he ^w^ may 
>_< be conveniently :3 dewivew'd, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU he ^.^ wewe; for ^-^ I am now ;;w;; so far 
^-^ in uWu offence xDD with >_> my ;;w;; nyiece ^w^ that ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ puwsue xDD with :33 any ^w^ safety 
^w^ this >_> spowt uWu to >w< the upshot. ^w^ Come :3 by ^-^ and :3 by uWu to >_> my UwU chambew. 
x3 Exit xDD with MARIA 
UwU CWOWN. :3 [Sings] Hey, ;;w;; Wobin, :3 jowwy ;;w;; Wobin, 
Tell :33 me how thy lady xDD does. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. Fool! 
UwU CWOWN. :3 [Sings] ^w^ My lady is unkind, :33 pewdy. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. Fool! 
UwU CWOWN. :3 [Sings] >_> Awas, why is she so? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ^w^ Foow ^-^ I uWu say! 
UwU CWOWN. :3 [Sings] ÚwÚ She >_< woves UwU anyothew- >_< Who >w< cawws, x3 ha? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. Good >w< foow, ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew >w< thou OwO wiwt ^w^ desewve ^w^ weww :3 at >_> my ;;w;; hand, 
:33 hewp :33 me uWu to a x3 candwe, ^-^ and :3 pen, :3 ink, ^-^ and >_> papew; ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am a 
^w^ gentweman, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< wive uWu to >_< be ^w^ thankfuw uWu to ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; fow't. 
UwU CWOWN. >w< Mastew >_> Mawvowio? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. x3 Ay, ^w^ good OwO foow. 
UwU CWOWN. >_> Awas, sir, how uWu feww :33 you ^-^ besides ^-^ youw ÚwÚ five wits? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. x3 Foow, >w< thewe >_> was UwU nyevew man ;;w;; so uWu nyotowiouswy x3 abus'd; 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ^-^ in >_> my ÚwÚ wits, >w< foow, ÚwÚ as >w< thou >w< awt. 
UwU CWOWN. xDD But ÚwÚ as UwU weww? UwU Then :33 you are uWu mad UwU indeed, >_> if :33 you >_< be xDD nyo xDD bettew ^-^ in 
^-^ youw wits than a OwO foow. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. xDD They have ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ pwopewtied x3 me; :3 keep :33 me ^-^ in xDD dawknyess, ^.^ send 
ÚwÚ minyistews uWu to me, xDD asses, ^-^ and do ;;w;; aww :33 they ^w^ can uWu to UwU face :33 me :33 out :3 of >_> my 
wits. 
UwU CWOWN. >w< Advise :33 you UwU what. :33 you uWu say: >w< the minister is uWu hewe. 
^.^ [Speaking ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ SIW :3 TOPAS] >_> Mawvowio, thy wits >w< the heavens >_> westowe! 
Endeavour thyself uWu to xDD sweep, ^-^ and uWu weave thy uWu vain >_< bibbwe-babbwe. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. :3 Siw xDD Topas! 
UwU CWOWN. Maintain xDD nyo >_> wowds xDD with :3 him, ^w^ good x3 fewwow.- ^-^ Who, ;;w;; I, >_> siw? uWu Nyot 
;;w;; I, ^-^ siw. >_> God :3 buy ^.^ you, ^w^ good :3 Siw Topas.- x3 Mawwy, ^w^ amen.- ^-^ I >w< wiww sir, ^-^ I 
:3 wiww. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. x3 Foow, >w< foow, >w< foow, ^-^ I uWu say! 
UwU CWOWN. >_> Awas, sir, >_< be UwU patient. :3 What say ^.^ you, >_> siw? ^-^ I am shent for 
^w^ speaking uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. Good >w< foow, :33 hewp :33 me uWu to ÚwÚ some :3 wight ^-^ and ÚwÚ some paper. 
^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee ^-^ I am ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ^-^ in >_> my wits ÚwÚ as :33 any man ^-^ in Illyria. 
UwU CWOWN. :3 Weww-a-day ^w^ that :33 you UwU wewe, :33 siw! 
xDD MAWVOWIO. By ^w^ this ;;w;; hand, ^-^ I >w< am. Good >w< foow, ÚwÚ some :3 ink, paper, ^-^ and 
light; ^-^ and ^.^ convey what ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ set OwO down uWu to >_> my OwO wady. >_> It >_< shaww 
^w^ advantage ÚwÚ thee :33 mowe than ^-^ evew >w< the ÚwÚ beawing :3 of letter did. 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 hewp :33 you to't. xDD But tell :33 me ;;w;; twue, are :33 you UwU nyot uWu mad 
UwU indeed, >w< ow do :33 you but counterfeit? 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ;;w;; Bewieve me, ^-^ I am not; ^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee :3 twue. 
UwU CWOWN. Nay, >_< I'ww >w< nye'ew xDD bewieve a :33 madman :3 tiww ^-^ I see ^.^ his brains. 
^-^ I >w< wiww fetch :33 you :3 wight ^-^ and paper ^-^ and :3 ink. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. x3 Foow, >_< I'ww requite it ^-^ in >w< the >w< highest x3 degwee; ^-^ I xDD pwithe >_< be 
gone. 
UwU CWOWN. [Singing] 
^-^ I am gone, sir, 
And ^w^ anyon, sir, 
>_< I'ww >_< be xDD with :33 you >w< again, 
^.^ In a >_> twice, 
>w< Wike uWu to >w< the old uWu Vice, 
;;w;; Youw need uWu to >w< sustain; 

>_< Who xDD with xDD daggew :3 of OwO wath, 
^.^ In ^.^ his xDD wage ^-^ and ^.^ his wrath, 
Cries, >_< Ah, ha! uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ deviw, 
>w< Wike a uWu mad xDD wad, 
^.^ Pawe thy OwO nyaiws, ^-^ dad. 
>w< Adieu, ^.^ goodman ^w^ deviw. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
OLIVIA'S OwO gawden 

^-^ Entew :3 SEBASTIAN 

uWu SEBASTIAN. ^.^ This is >w< the air; ^w^ that is >w< the x3 gwowious x3 sun; 
^.^ This >_< peaww she ÚwÚ gave me, ^-^ I do feel't ^-^ and OwO see't; 
And though ÚwÚ 'tis x3 wondew ^w^ that UwU enwwaps :33 me thus, 
^w^ Yet ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot OwO madnyess. ^.^ Whewe's :3 Antonyio, then? 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd UwU nyot find xDD him :3 at >w< the Elephant; 
^w^ Yet >w< thewe UwU he >_< was; ^-^ and >w< thewe ^-^ I x3 found ^w^ this >_> cwedit, 
:33 That UwU he >w< did >_< wange >w< the UwU town uWu to >w< seek :33 me x3 out. 
:33 His ^-^ counsew now :33 might do :33 me xDD gowden service; 
:3 Fow though >_> my ^w^ souw >_< disputes ^w^ weww xDD with >_> my sense 
:33 That ^w^ this ^w^ may >_< be ÚwÚ some uWu ewwow, but xDD nyo :3 madnyess, 
^w^ Yet x3 doth ^w^ this >_< accident ^-^ and ^w^ fwood :3 of xDD fowtunye 
So far ^-^ exceed ;;w;; aww :3 instance, ;;w;; aww UwU discouwse, 
:33 That ^-^ I am ready uWu to x3 distwust mine ^.^ eyes 
And wrangle xDD with >_> my ;;w;; weason, ^w^ that persuades :33 me 
>_< To :33 any x3 othew xDD twust but ^w^ that ^-^ I am >_> mad, 
>_> Ow else >w< the ^w^ wady's mad; yet >_> if x3 'twewe ;;w;; so, 
ÚwÚ She ^-^ couwd UwU nyot >_< sway ;;w;; hew uWu house, UwU command ;;w;; hew >w< fowwowews, 
Take ^-^ and >w< give >_< back x3 affaiws ^-^ and their ÚwÚ dispatch 
With >_< such a ;;w;; smooth, xDD discweet, ^-^ and >_< stabwe ^-^ beawing, 
:33 As ^-^ I :3 pewceive she xDD does. Thewe's x3 something in't 
:33 That is x3 deceivabwe. xDD But ÚwÚ hewe >w< the lady :33 comes. 

^-^ Entew :33 OWIVIA ^-^ and PRIEST 

OLIVIA. UwU Bwame UwU nyot ^w^ this haste :3 of >_< minye. UwU If :33 you UwU mean UwU weww, 
:3 Nyow ^w^ go xDD with :33 me ^-^ and xDD with ^w^ this UwU howy man 
>w< Into >w< the UwU chantwy :3 by; there, :33 befowe xDD him 
And >w< undewnyeath ^w^ that OwO consecwated roof, 
UwU Pwight :33 me >w< the ^.^ fun :33 assuwance :3 of ^-^ youw faith, 
:33 That >_> my :3 most >w< jeawous ^-^ and x3 too doubtful ^w^ souw 
:3 May >_< wive :3 at >_< peace. He >_< shaww conceal it 
Whiles :33 you are OwO wiwwing it >_< shaww come uWu to >w< nyote, 
:3 What :3 time ;;w;; we >w< wiww x3 ouw >w< cewebwation :3 keep 
^-^ Accowding uWu to >_> my birth. :3 What do :33 you OwO say? 
uWu SEBASTIAN. >_< I'ww x3 fowwow ^w^ this ^w^ good ;;w;; man, ^-^ and ^w^ go xDD with you; 
And, having ^w^ swown truth, ^-^ evew >w< wiww >_< be :3 twue. 
OLIVIA. UwU Then ÚwÚ wead >w< the OwO way, ^w^ good >_< fathew; ^-^ and heavens ;;w;; so shine 
:33 That :33 they ^w^ may uWu faiwwy UwU nyote ^w^ this :3 act :3 of >_< minye! Exeunt 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
:3 Befowe xDD OWIVIA's house 

^-^ Entew :3 CWOWN ^-^ and ^w^ FABIAN 

xDD FABIAN. xDD Nyow, ÚwÚ as >w< thou lov'st me, let :33 me see ^.^ his OwO wettew. 
UwU CWOWN. Good >w< Mastew :33 Fabian, ÚwÚ gwant :33 me uWu anyothew ^-^ wequest. 
xDD FABIAN. Anything. 
UwU CWOWN. :3 Do UwU nyot desire uWu to see ^w^ this OwO wettew. 
xDD FABIAN. ^.^ This is uWu to >w< give a UwU dog, ^-^ and ^-^ in recompense desire >_> my ^-^ dog 
again. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ DUKE, VIOLA, CURIO, ^-^ and LORDS 

:33 DUKE. >w< Bewong :33 you uWu to >w< the :33 Wady >_< Owivia, friends? 
UwU CWOWN. x3 Ay, sir, ;;w;; we are ÚwÚ some :3 of ;;w;; hew >_> twappings. 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ I >_< knyow ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. UwU How dost UwU thou, >_> my ^w^ good fellow? 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ Twuwy, sir, >w< the xDD bettew for >_> my >_> foes ^-^ and >w< the worse for >_> my 
uWu fwiends. 
:33 DUKE. >_< Just >w< the contrary: >w< the xDD bettew for thy uWu fwiends. 
UwU CWOWN. x3 Nyo, sir, >w< the >_> wowse. 
:33 DUKE. UwU How ^w^ can ^w^ that :3 be? 
UwU CWOWN. x3 Mawwy, sir, :33 they praise :33 me ^-^ and uWu make :3 an >w< ass :3 of >w< me. :3 Nyow >_> my 
>_> foes tell :33 me plainly ^-^ I am :3 an ;;w;; ass; ;;w;; so ^w^ that :3 by >_> my ^w^ foes, sir, ^-^ I 
^w^ pwofit ^-^ in >w< the >w< knyowwedge :3 of x3 mysewf, ^-^ and :3 by >_> my >w< fwiends ^-^ I am ^.^ abused; 
;;w;; so that, >w< concwusions uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ as >_> kisses, >_> if ^-^ youw :3 fouw ÚwÚ nyegatives uWu make 
^-^ youw x3 two xDD affiwmatives, why uWu then, >w< the worse for >_> my :3 fwiends, ^-^ and 
>w< the xDD bettew for >_> my foes. 
:33 DUKE. :3 Why, ^w^ this is :33 excewwent. 
UwU CWOWN. By >_> my :33 twoth, sir, no; though it UwU pwease :33 you uWu to >_< be >w< onye :3 of >_> my 
uWu fwiends. 
:33 DUKE. Thou xDD shawt UwU nyot >_< be >w< the worse for >w< me. Thewe's ^w^ gowd. 
UwU CWOWN. xDD But ^w^ that it :3 wouwd >_< be double-dealing, sir, ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you ^-^ couwd 
uWu make it x3 anyothew. 
:33 DUKE. OwO O, :33 you >w< give :33 me ^w^ iww UwU counsew. 
UwU CWOWN. xDD Put ^-^ youw ^.^ gwace ^-^ in ^-^ youw pocket, sir, for ^w^ this once, ^-^ and let 
^-^ youw flesh ^-^ and UwU bwood xDD obey uWu it. 
:33 DUKE. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much a :3 sinnyew uWu to >_< be a :33 doubwe-deawew. 
Thewe's x3 anyothew. 
UwU CWOWN. Primo, ^w^ secundo, :33 tewtio, is a ^w^ good :3 pway; ^-^ and >w< the old saying 
is ^-^ 'The ^.^ thiwd >w< pays for all.' ^.^ The >w< twipwex, sir, is a ^w^ good x3 twipping 
>_> measuwe; >w< ow >w< the xDD bewws :3 of ^-^ Saint x3 Bennyet, sir, ^w^ may put :33 you ^-^ in x3 mind- 
:3 onye, xDD two, OwO thwee. 
:33 DUKE. You ^w^ can UwU foow xDD nyo :33 mowe ^.^ monyey :33 out :3 of :33 me :3 at ^w^ this throw; >_> if :33 you 
>w< wiww let ^-^ youw lady >_< knyow ^-^ I am ÚwÚ hewe uWu to UwU speak xDD with >w< hew, ^-^ and >_< bwing 
;;w;; hew :3 awong xDD with ^.^ you, it ^w^ may >_< awake >_> my xDD bounty further. 
UwU CWOWN. x3 Mawwy, sir, :3 wuwwaby uWu to ^-^ youw xDD bounty :3 tiww ^-^ I come again. ^-^ I go, 
sir; but ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have :33 you uWu to xDD think ^w^ that >_> my desire :3 of having 
is >w< the x3 sin :3 of UwU covetousnyess. >w< But, ÚwÚ as :33 you say, sir, let ^-^ youw xDD bounty 
^w^ take a :33 nyap; ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< awake it ;;w;; anyon. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew ^.^ ANTONyIO ^-^ and ÚwÚ OFFICEWS 

;;w;; VIOWA. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the ;;w;; man, sir, ^w^ that >w< did UwU wescue >w< me. 
:33 DUKE. :33 That UwU face :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ I do remember :3 weww; 
^w^ Yet uWu when ^-^ I OwO saw it last it >_> was xDD besmeaw'd 
:33 As >w< bwack ÚwÚ as Vulcan ^-^ in >w< the smoke :3 of ^.^ waw. 
xDD A baubling uWu vessew >_> was UwU he uWu captain uWu of, 
:3 Fow shallow draught ^-^ and >_> buwk :3 unpwizabwe, 
With xDD which >_< such :33 scathfuw OwO gwappwe >w< did UwU he uWu make 
With >w< the :3 most ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ bottom :3 of x3 ouw ^w^ fweet 
:33 That :3 vewy >_< envy ^-^ and >w< the tongue :3 of ^.^ wos 
^.^ Cwied fame ^-^ and >w< honyouw on ^-^ him. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
ÚwÚ FIWST OFFICER. ^-^ Owsinyo, ^w^ this is ^w^ that xDD Antonyio 
:33 That took >w< the Phoenix ^-^ and ;;w;; hew ;;w;; fwaught OwO fwom Candy; 
And ^w^ this is UwU he ^w^ that >w< did >w< the :33 Tigew board 
When ^-^ youw xDD young ^.^ nyephew Titus :33 wost ^.^ his >_> weg. 
uWu Hewe ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ stweets, :33 despewate :3 of OwO shame ^-^ and xDD state, 
^.^ In private brabble >w< did ;;w;; we ;;w;; appwehend ^-^ him. 
;;w;; VIOWA. He >w< did :33 me ^-^ kindnyess, sir; OwO dwew on >_> my UwU side; 
xDD But ^-^ in xDD concwusion put ^-^ stwange >_> speech upon >w< me. 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what x3 'twas but distraction. 
:33 DUKE. >w< Nyotabwe :3 piwate, >w< thou salt-water xDD thief! 
:3 What x3 foowish ;;w;; bowdnyess brought ÚwÚ thee uWu to their mercies 
^-^ Whom UwU thou, ^-^ in >w< tewms ;;w;; so ÚwÚ bwoody ^-^ and ;;w;; so x3 deaw, 
Hast uWu made ^w^ thinye >_> enyemies? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ Owsinyo, ^-^ nyobwe sir, 
;;w;; Be pleas'd ^w^ that ^-^ I shake off uWu these ;;w;; nyames :33 you >w< give ^.^ me: 
xDD Antonyio UwU nyevew yet >_> was xDD thief >w< ow :3 piwate, 
OwO Though ^-^ I ÚwÚ confess, on base ^-^ and >_< gwound ^w^ enyough, 
x3 Owsinyo's >_> enyemy. xDD A x3 witchcwaft OwO dwew :33 me ^-^ hithew: 
:33 That :3 most uWu ingwatefuw :33 boy >w< thewe :3 by ^-^ youw >w< side 
^w^ Fwom >w< the rude ÚwÚ sea's ;;w;; enwag'd ^-^ and foamy uWu mouth 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I ^-^ wedeem; a wreck :33 past hope UwU he ÚwÚ was. 
:33 His OwO wife ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave :3 him, ^-^ and >w< did x3 theweto :3 ad 
^w^ My :33 wove :33 without uWu wetention >w< ow ^-^ westwaint, 
;;w;; Aww ^.^ his ^-^ in >_> dedication; for ^.^ his xDD sake, 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ I x3 expose x3 mysewf, >_> puwe for ^.^ his love, 
>w< Into >w< the danger :3 of ^w^ this >w< advewse >_> town; 
Drew uWu to defend xDD him uWu when UwU he >_> was >w< beset; 
;;w;; Whewe being x3 appwehended, ^.^ his x3 fawse ^.^ cunnying, 
uWu Nyot >_> meanying uWu to OwO pawtake xDD with :33 me ^-^ in ^.^ dangew, 
>w< Taught xDD him uWu to UwU face :33 me :33 out :3 of ^.^ his :3 acquaintance, 
And OwO gwew a twenty xDD yeaws x3 wemoved >_> thing 
uWu Whiwe >w< onye :3 wouwd wink; >w< denyied :33 me mine ^-^ own xDD puwse, 
Which ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO wecommended uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ use 
uWu Nyot :3 hawf :3 an hour OwO befowe. 
;;w;; VIOWA. UwU How ^w^ can ^w^ this :3 be? 
:33 DUKE. When came UwU he uWu to ^w^ this OwO town? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ;;w;; To-day, >_> my OwO wowd; ^-^ and for xDD thwee ^w^ months :3 befowe, 
:33 Nyo ^-^ int'wim, UwU nyot a minute's x3 vacancy, 
ÚwÚ Both x3 day ^-^ and night >w< did ;;w;; we :3 keep x3 company. 

^-^ Entew :33 OWIVIA ^-^ and x3 ATTENDANTS 

:33 DUKE. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the Countess; now :3 heaven OwO wawks on earth. 
xDD But for ^-^ thee, fellow- fellow, thy >_> wowds are OwO madnyess. 
Three ^w^ months ^w^ this ^w^ youth hath tended upon >_> me- 
xDD But :33 mowe :3 of ^w^ that ;;w;; anyon. Take xDD him >w< aside. 
OLIVIA. :3 What :3 wouwd >_> my lord, but ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ may UwU nyot uWu have, 
Wherein ÚwÚ Owivia ^w^ may seem serviceable? 
Cesario, :33 you do UwU nyot :3 keep x3 pwomise xDD with >w< me. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^-^ Madam? 
:33 DUKE. UwU Gwacious ÚwÚ Owivia- 
OLIVIA. :3 What do :33 you say, Cesario? Good >_> my x3 wowd- 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^w^ My lord :3 wouwd uWu speak; >_> my >_> duty >_> hushes >w< me. 
OLIVIA. UwU If it >_< be :3 aught uWu to >w< the old tune, >_> my lord, 
>_> It is ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ fat ^-^ and ;;w;; fuwsome uWu to mine >_> eaw 
:33 As ;;w;; howwing after music. 
:33 DUKE. UwU Stiww ;;w;; so cruel? 
OLIVIA. UwU Stiww ;;w;; so :3 constant, ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ What, uWu to x3 pewvewsenyess? You uncivil xDD wady, 
>_< To :3 whose >_< ingwate ^-^ and unauspicious x3 awtaws 
^w^ My ^w^ souw >w< the ^.^ faithfuww'st >_> off'wings hath ^-^ bweath'd :33 out 
:33 That e'er ;;w;; devotion >w< tendew'd! :3 What >_< shaww ^-^ I do? 
OLIVIA. uWu Even what it UwU pwease >_> my lord, ^w^ that >_< shaww ^-^ become ^-^ him. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd ^-^ I not, ^w^ had ^-^ I >w< the :33 heawt uWu to do ^w^ it, 
>w< Wike uWu to >w< the x3 Egyptian xDD thief :3 at point :3 of >_< death, 
Kill what ^-^ I ^.^ wove?- a UwU savage xDD jeawousy 
:33 That x3 sometime ^.^ savouws ;;w;; nyobwy. xDD But >_> heaw :33 me ^.^ this: 
;;w;; Since :33 you uWu to >_> nyon-wegawdance ÚwÚ cast >_> my faith, 
And ^w^ that ^-^ I partly >_< knyow >w< the ^.^ instwument 
:33 That screws :33 me OwO fwom >_> my OwO twue :3 pwace ^-^ in ^-^ youw favour, 
ÚwÚ Wive :33 you >w< the >w< mawbwe-bweasted x3 tywant >_< stiww; 
xDD But ^w^ this ^-^ youw uWu minyion, whom ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you love, 
And whom, :3 by :3 heaven ^-^ I OwO sweaw, ^-^ I tender dearly, 
ÚwÚ Him >w< wiww ^-^ I tear :33 out :3 of ^w^ that OwO cwuew eye 
;;w;; Whewe UwU he :3 sits ÚwÚ cwownyed ^-^ in ^.^ his uWu mastew's spite. 
uWu Come, uWu boy, xDD with x3 me; >_> my ;;w;; thoughts are ripe ^-^ in ^.^ mischief: 
>_< I'ww uWu sacwifice >w< the ^w^ wamb ^w^ that ^-^ I do :33 wove 
>_< To :33 spite a ^w^ waven's :33 heawt >_> within a dove. 
;;w;; VIOWA. And ;;w;; I, :3 most :3 jocund, apt, ^-^ and willingly, 
>_< To do :33 you rest, a >_> thousand ^w^ deaths :3 wouwd ^.^ die. 
OLIVIA. ;;w;; Whewe :3 goes Cesario? 
;;w;; VIOWA. uWu Aftew xDD him ^-^ I :33 wove 
x3 Mowe than ^-^ I :33 wove uWu these uWu eyes, :33 mowe than >_> my >_< wife, 
>_< Mowe, :3 by ;;w;; aww ^.^ mowes, than e'er ^-^ I >_< shaww :33 wove ÚwÚ wife. 
UwU If ^-^ I do >_> feign, :33 you >_< witnyesses ^w^ above 
^.^ Punyish >_> my OwO wife for uWu tainting :3 of >_> my love! 
OLIVIA. OwO Ay me, ^w^ detested! UwU How am ^-^ I :33 beguiw'd! 
;;w;; VIOWA. >_< Who does ^w^ beguiwe :33 you? >_< Who does do :33 you >_> wwong? 
OLIVIA. Hast >w< thou :3 fowgot thyself? Is it ;;w;; so long? 
x3 Caww ^-^ fowth >w< the UwU howy :33 fathew. x3 Exit :3 an UwU ATTENDANT 
:33 DUKE. uWu Come, uWu away! 
OLIVIA. :33 Whithew, >_> my >_> wowd? Cesario, :3 husband, stay. 
:33 DUKE. x3 Husband? 
OLIVIA. x3 Ay, ^-^ husband; ^w^ can UwU he ^w^ that x3 deny? 
:33 DUKE. ÚwÚ Hew :3 husband, sirrah? 
;;w;; VIOWA. x3 Nyo, >_> my lord, UwU nyot xDD I. 
OLIVIA. >_> Awas, it is >w< the >_< basenyess :3 of thy ^w^ feaw 
:33 That ^-^ makes ÚwÚ thee UwU stwangwe thy :3 pwopwiety. 
Fear not, Cesario, ^w^ take thy UwU fowtunyes up; 
;;w;; Be ^w^ that >w< thou know'st >w< thou >_< awt, ^-^ and :33 then >w< thou UwU awt 
:33 As >_> gweat ÚwÚ as ^w^ that >w< thou x3 feaw'st. 

^-^ Entew PRIEST 

OwO O, uWu wewcome, >w< fathew! 
Father, ^-^ I charge ^-^ thee, :3 by thy >_< wevewence, 
uWu Hewe uWu to xDD unfowd- though uWu watewy ;;w;; we ^-^ intended 
>_< To :3 keep ^-^ in darkness what ^.^ occasion now 
Reveals :33 befowe ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ wipe- what >w< thou dost >_< knyow 
uWu Hath OwO nyewwy >_< pass'd between ^w^ this ^w^ youth ^-^ and >w< me. 
UwU PWIEST. xDD A >_> contwact :3 of eternal >_< bond :3 of love, 
Confirm'd :3 by uWu mutuaw joinder :3 of ^-^ youw OwO hands, 
xDD Attested :3 by >w< the UwU howy ^-^ cwose :3 of lips, 
ÚwÚ Stwength'nyed :3 by :3 intewchangement :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; wings; 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the :3 cewemony :3 of ^w^ this OwO compact 
UwU Seaw'd ^-^ in >_> my xDD function, :3 by >_> my ;;w;; testimony; 
;;w;; Since when, >_> my :33 watch hath >_< towd me, ^.^ towawd >_> my :3 gwave, 
^-^ I have >_> twaveww'd but x3 two hours. 
:33 DUKE. O >w< thou ;;w;; dissembwing :33 cub! :3 What OwO wiwt >w< thou be, 
When :3 time hath sow'd a grizzle on thy ;;w;; case? 
>_> Ow >w< wiww UwU nyot else thy ;;w;; cwaft ;;w;; so quickly ÚwÚ gwow 
:33 That ^w^ thinye ^-^ own trip >_< shaww >_< be ^w^ thinye UwU ovewthwow? 
Farewell, ^-^ and ^w^ take :3 hew; but ;;w;; diwect thy feet 
;;w;; Whewe >w< thou ^-^ and ^-^ I >w< hencefowth ^w^ may UwU nyevew ÚwÚ meet. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I do >w< pwotest- 
OLIVIA. OwO O, do UwU nyot ^w^ sweaw! 
x3 Howd ^-^ wittwe faith, though >w< thou has x3 too ÚwÚ much >_< feaw. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW UwU ANDWEW 

;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 Fow >w< the :33 wove :3 of God, a surgeon! 
uWu Send >w< onye uWu pwesentwy uWu to :3 Siw ^w^ Toby. 
OLIVIA. What's >w< the x3 mattew? 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. :3 Has ^.^ bwoke >_> my ^.^ head ^.^ acwoss, ^-^ and has ÚwÚ given :3 Siw ÚwÚ Toby a 
ÚwÚ bwoody ;;w;; coxcomb >_< too. :3 Fow >w< the :33 wove :3 of God, ^-^ youw xDD hewp! ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew 
than UwU fowty ^-^ pound ^-^ I were :3 at home. 
OLIVIA. >_< Who has ^w^ donye ^w^ this, :3 Siw :3 Andwew? 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ^.^ The :3 Count's ^w^ gentweman, >w< onye ^.^ Cesawio. OwO We took xDD him for a 
coward, but ÚwÚ he's >w< the :3 vewy devil incardinate. 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ My ^w^ gentweman, Cesario? 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. ÚwÚ Od's uWu wifewings, ÚwÚ hewe UwU he ^.^ is! You ^.^ bwoke >_> my ^.^ head for 
:3 nyothing; ^-^ and ^w^ that ^w^ that did, ^-^ I >_> was ^w^ set on uWu to do't :3 by :3 Siw ^w^ Toby. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^.^ Why do :33 you UwU speak uWu to ÚwÚ me? ^-^ I UwU nyevew hurt ÚwÚ you. 
You OwO dwew ^-^ youw >_< swowd upon :33 me :33 without >_< cause; 
xDD But ^-^ I bespake :33 you ^.^ faiw ^-^ and hurt :33 you uWu nyot. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ SIW x3 TOBY ^-^ and :3 CWOWN 

;;w;; AGUECHEEK. UwU If a ÚwÚ bwoody ;;w;; coxcomb >_< be a xDD huwt, :33 you have hurt x3 me; ^-^ I xDD think 
:33 you ^w^ set OwO nyothing :3 by a ÚwÚ bwoody uWu coxcomb. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes :3 Siw ÚwÚ Toby >w< hawting; 
:33 you >_< shaww >_> heaw >_< mowe; but >_> if UwU he ^w^ had UwU nyot OwO been ^-^ in drink, UwU he :3 wouwd 
have xDD tickw'd :33 you xDD othewgates than UwU he did. 
:33 DUKE. UwU How uWu nyow, ;;w;; gentweman? UwU How ^w^ is't xDD with :33 you? 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. xDD That's ;;w;; aww ;;w;; onye; has hurt me, ^-^ and >_< thewe's >_> th' UwU end on't. 
Sot, didst see OwO Dick Surgeon, UwU sot? 
UwU CWOWN. OwO O, ÚwÚ he's >_< dwunk, :3 Siw xDD Toby, :3 an hour OwO agonye; ^.^ his ^.^ eyes were ^w^ set :3 at 
xDD eight ^.^ i' >_> th' xDD mownying. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. UwU Then ÚwÚ he's a ^.^ wogue ^-^ and a ^.^ passy ÚwÚ measuwes OwO pavin. ^-^ I hate a 
drunken rogue. 
OLIVIA. >_> Away xDD with ^-^ him. >_< Who hath uWu made ^w^ this OwO havoc xDD with them? 
;;w;; AGUECHEEK. >_< I'ww :33 hewp ^.^ you, :3 Siw xDD Toby, ÚwÚ because x3 we'ww >_< be ^.^ dwess'd 
together. 
ÚwÚ SIW ÚwÚ TOBY. Will :33 you UwU hewp- :3 an ass-head ^-^ and a ;;w;; coxcomb ^-^ and a >_> knyave, a 
>w< thin fac'd >_> knyave, a >_< guww? 
OLIVIA. Get xDD him uWu to UwU bed, ^-^ and let ^.^ his hurt >_< be OwO wook'd :33 to. 
Exeunt xDD CWOWN, ÚwÚ FABIAN, ÚwÚ SIW TOBY, ^-^ and ÚwÚ SIW UwU ANDWEW 

^-^ Entew :3 SEBASTIAN 

uWu SEBASTIAN. ^-^ I am ;;w;; sowwy, ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ I have hurt ^-^ youw :33 kinsman; 
>w< But, ^w^ had it OwO been >w< the brother :3 of >_> my uWu bwood, 
^-^ I must have ^w^ donye xDD nyo less xDD with UwU wit ^-^ and safety. 
You OwO thwow a ^-^ stwange ^.^ wegawd upon me, ^-^ and :3 by ^w^ that 
^-^ I do :3 pewceive it hath ^-^ offended ÚwÚ you. 
UwU Pawdon me, sweet :3 onye, uWu even for >w< the OwO vows 
OwO We uWu made uWu each x3 othew but ;;w;; so OwO wate ^w^ ago. 
:33 DUKE. uWu Onye OwO face, >w< onye >_> voice, >w< onye habit, ^-^ and x3 two >_< pewsons! 
xDD A ^-^ nyatuwaw ^w^ pewspective, ^w^ that is ^-^ and is uWu nyot. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. :3 Antonyio, O >_> my dear :33 Antonyio! 
UwU How have >w< the >w< houws :33 wack'd ^-^ and x3 towtuw'd :33 me 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I have :33 wost ^-^ thee! 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >_> Sebastian are :33 you? 
uWu SEBASTIAN. :33 Feaw'st >w< thou that, OwO Antonyio? 
^-^ ANTONyIO. UwU How have :33 you uWu made division :3 of UwU youwsewf? 
;;w;; An >_< appwe >_> cweft ^-^ in x3 two is UwU nyot :33 mowe twin 
uWu Than uWu these x3 two creatures. Which is ^w^ Sebastian? 
OLIVIA. uWu Most xDD wondewfuw! 
uWu SEBASTIAN. :3 Do ^-^ I >_< stand ÚwÚ thewe? ^-^ I UwU nyevew ^w^ had a uWu bwothew; 
>_> Nyow ^w^ can >w< thewe >_< be ^w^ that >w< deity ^-^ in >_> my ;;w;; nyatuwe 
Of ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ and OwO evewywhewe. ^-^ I ^w^ had a ;;w;; sistew 
^-^ Whom >w< the ^.^ bwind ^.^ waves ^-^ and OwO suwges have >_> devouw'd. 
Of charity, what >w< kin are :33 you uWu to ÚwÚ me? 
:3 What countryman, what ;;w;; nyame, what parentage? 
;;w;; VIOWA. Of UwU Messawinye; >_> Sebastian >_> was >_> my :33 fathew. 
>_> Such a >_> Sebastian >_> was >_> my brother too; 
So UwU went UwU he suited uWu to ^.^ his OwO watewy ^w^ tomb; 
UwU If >_> spiwits ^w^ can >_> assume x3 both OwO fowm ^-^ and ^.^ suit, 
You come uWu to xDD fwight :33 us. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. xDD A ÚwÚ spiwit ^-^ I am UwU indeed, 
xDD But am ^-^ in ^w^ that >_> dimension OwO gwosswy UwU cwad 
Which OwO fwom >w< the >_< womb ^-^ I >w< did ^w^ pawticipate. 
^.^ Wewe :33 you a woman, ÚwÚ as >w< the :33 west :3 goes >_> even, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd >_> my tears let x3 faww upon ^-^ youw cheek, 
And say ÚwÚ 'Thwice uWu wewcome, ;;w;; dwownyed x3 Viowa!' 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^w^ My father ^w^ had a UwU mowe upon ^.^ his brow. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. And ;;w;; so ^w^ had >_< minye. 
;;w;; VIOWA. And ;;w;; died ^w^ that x3 day uWu when :33 Viowa OwO fwom ;;w;; hew >_< biwth 
Had uWu nyumb'wed ^w^ thiwteen ^-^ yeaws. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. OwO O, ^w^ that >_> wecowd is lively ^-^ in >_> my soul! 
He xDD finyished uWu indeed ^.^ his x3 mowtaw :3 act 
:33 That x3 day ^w^ that uWu made >_> my ;;w;; sistew ^w^ thiwteen ^-^ yeaws. 
;;w;; VIOWA. UwU If OwO nyothing ^-^ wets uWu to uWu make uWu us happy x3 both 
xDD But ^w^ this >_> my ^.^ mascuwinye usurp'd ^w^ attiwe, 
:3 Do UwU nyot embrace :33 me :3 tiww uWu each circumstance 
Of place, time, ^w^ fowtunye, do xDD cohewe ^-^ and uWu jump 
:33 That ^-^ I am ÚwÚ Viowa; xDD which uWu to ;;w;; confiwm, 
>_< I'ww >_< bwing :33 you uWu to a uWu captain ^-^ in ^w^ this UwU town, 
;;w;; Whewe >_< wie >_> my ÚwÚ maiden weeds; :3 by :3 whose ÚwÚ gentwe :33 hewp 
^-^ I >_> was :3 pwesewv'd uWu to >_> sewve ^w^ this ^-^ nyobwe uWu Count. 
;;w;; Aww >w< the ;;w;; occuwwence :3 of >_> my xDD fowtunye >_> since 
uWu Hath OwO been between ^w^ this lady ^-^ and ^w^ this ^-^ wowd. 
uWu SEBASTIAN. ^w^ [To >_> OWIVIA] So ^w^ Comes ^w^ it, xDD wady, :33 you have OwO been mistook; 
xDD But ;;w;; nyatuwe uWu to ;;w;; hew :33 bias OwO dwew ^-^ in UwU that. 
You :3 wouwd have OwO been contracted uWu to a ^-^ maid; 
>_> Nyow are :33 you UwU thewein, :3 by >_> my >_< wife, deceiv'd; 
You are uWu betwoth'd x3 both uWu to a ÚwÚ maid ^-^ and man. 
:33 DUKE. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot OwO amaz'd; >w< wight ^-^ nyobwe is ^.^ his >w< bwood. 
UwU If ^w^ this >_< be ;;w;; so, ÚwÚ as yet >w< the x3 gwass ^-^ seems ;;w;; twue, 
^-^ I >_< shaww have ^-^ shawe ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 most happy ^-^ wweck. 
^w^ [To VIOLA] Boy, >w< thou UwU hast ^-^ said uWu to :33 me a >_> thousand xDD times 
Thou UwU nyevew shouldst :33 wove woman OwO wike uWu to >w< me. 
;;w;; VIOWA. And ;;w;; aww those sayings >w< wiww ^-^ I >_> ovewsweaw; 
And ;;w;; aww those uWu sweawings :3 keep ÚwÚ as OwO twue ^-^ in ^w^ souw 
:33 As x3 doth ^w^ that uWu owbed continent >w< the ^w^ fiwe 
:33 That >_< sevews x3 day OwO fwom night. 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ Give :33 me thy UwU hand; 
And let :33 me see ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in thy :3 woman's x3 weeds. 
;;w;; VIOWA. ^.^ The uWu captain ^w^ that >w< did >_< bwing :33 me >_> fiwst on ^w^ showe 
uWu Hath >_> my >_> maid's ^w^ gawments. x3 He, upon ÚwÚ some >w< action, 
Is now ^-^ in ^w^ duwance, :3 at :33 Mawvowio's ^.^ suit, 
xDD A gentleman ^-^ and >_> fowwowew :3 of >_> my lady's. 
OLIVIA. He >_< shaww xDD enwawge ^-^ him. :33 Fetch xDD Mawvowio xDD hithew; 
And yet, alas, now ^-^ I remember me, 
xDD They say, x3 poow ^w^ gentweman, ÚwÚ he's ÚwÚ much :33 distwact. 

^-^ We-entew xDD CWOWN, xDD with a >_> wettew, ^-^ and ^w^ FABIAN 

xDD A :3 most OwO extwacting ^-^ fwenzy :3 of mine ^-^ own 
^w^ Fwom >_> my :33 wemembwance x3 cweawwy ÚwÚ banyish'd >w< his. 
UwU How does ÚwÚ he, sirrah? 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ Twuwy, ÚwÚ madam, UwU he UwU howds ÚwÚ Bewzebub :3 at >w< the stave's UwU end ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww 
ÚwÚ as a man ^-^ in ^.^ his case ^w^ may do. :3 Has ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ wwit a letter uWu to you; ^-^ I 
OwO shouwd have ÚwÚ given 't :33 you xDD to-day morning, but ÚwÚ as a x3 madman's 
:33 epistwes are xDD nyo >w< gospews, ;;w;; so it skills UwU nyot ÚwÚ much uWu when :33 they are 
>w< dewivew'd. 
OLIVIA. ^.^ Open't, ^-^ and UwU wead uWu it. 
UwU CWOWN. ÚwÚ Wook :33 then uWu to >_< be ^w^ weww ;;w;; edified uWu when >w< the UwU foow delivers >w< the 
>w< madman. >w< [Weads uWu madwy ] 'By >w< the Lord, uWu madam-' 
OLIVIA. UwU How OwO nyow! ^-^ Awt >w< thou :3 mad? 
UwU CWOWN. x3 Nyo, ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ I do but UwU wead OwO madnyess. ;;w;; An ^-^ youw >_< wadyship >w< wiww have 
it ÚwÚ as it OwO ought uWu to be, :33 you must OwO awwow x3 vox. 
OLIVIA. ^-^ Pwithee UwU wead ^.^ i' thy >w< wight wits. 
UwU CWOWN. So ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, >_> madonnya; but uWu to UwU wead ^.^ his >w< wight wits is uWu to UwU wead 
thus; x3 thewefowe ^.^ pewpend, >_> my >_> Pwincess, ^-^ and >w< give ^.^ eaw. 
OLIVIA. ^w^ [To :3 FABIAN] Read it ^.^ you, ^-^ siwwah. 
xDD FABIAN. >_< [Weads] 'By >w< the Lord, ÚwÚ madam, :33 you ^-^ wwong me, ^-^ and >w< the UwU wowwd 
>_< shaww >_< knyow uWu it. OwO Though :33 you have put :33 me uWu into darkness ^-^ and ÚwÚ given 
^-^ youw drunken ;;w;; cousin rule OwO ovew me, yet have ^-^ I >w< the benefit :3 of >_> my 
^.^ senses ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw :3 wadyship. ^-^ I have ^-^ youw ^-^ own letter ^w^ that 
^.^ induced :33 me uWu to >w< the :33 sembwance ^-^ I put ;;w;; on, xDD with >w< the xDD which ^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot 
but uWu to do myself ÚwÚ much >w< wight >w< ow :33 you ÚwÚ much >w< shame. >w< Think :3 of :33 me ÚwÚ as :33 you 
:33 pwease. ^-^ I uWu weave >_> my >_> duty a ^-^ wittwe ^w^ unthought uWu of, ^-^ and UwU speak :33 out :3 of 
>_> my OwO injuwy. 
>w< THE uWu MADWY-US'D >_> MAWVOWIO' 

OLIVIA. ÚwÚ Did UwU he xDD wwite xDD this? 
UwU CWOWN. x3 Ay, uWu Madam. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ This ^.^ savouws UwU nyot ÚwÚ much :3 of distraction. 
OLIVIA. ÚwÚ See xDD him :3 dewivew'd, x3 Fabian; >_< bwing xDD him x3 hithew. 
x3 Exit ^w^ FABIAN 
^w^ My lord, ;;w;; so UwU pwease ^.^ you, uWu these things further :3 thought ;;w;; on, 
>_< To xDD think :33 me ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww a ;;w;; sistew ÚwÚ as a ÚwÚ wife, 
uWu Onye x3 day >_< shaww crown >_> th' ;;w;; awwiance ^w^ on't, ;;w;; so UwU pwease ^.^ you, 
uWu Hewe :3 at >_> my uWu house, ^-^ and :3 at >_> my xDD pwopew xDD cost. 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I am :3 most :3 apt uWu t' embrace ^-^ youw ^.^ offew. 
^w^ [To VIOLA] ;;w;; Youw ^w^ mastew >w< quits you; UwU and, for ^-^ youw UwU sewvice ^w^ donye 
:3 him, 
So ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ against >w< the :3 mettwe :3 of ^-^ youw >w< sex, 
So far beneath ^-^ youw UwU soft ^-^ and tender breeding, 
And >_> since :33 you call'd :33 me ^w^ mastew for ;;w;; so :33 wong, 
uWu Hewe is >_> my UwU hand; :33 you >_< shaww OwO fwom ^w^ this :3 time >_< be 
You uWu mastew's mistress. 
OLIVIA. xDD A ^w^ sistew! You are ^w^ she. 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ FABIAN, xDD with MALVOLIO 

:33 DUKE. Is ^w^ this >w< the >_> madman? 
OLIVIA. x3 Ay, >_> my lord, ^w^ this ^w^ same. 
UwU How uWu nyow, Malvolio! 
xDD MAWVOWIO. ^-^ Madam, :33 you have ^w^ donye :33 me OwO wwong, 
>_> Nyotowious ;;w;; wwong. 
OLIVIA. >_< Have ;;w;; I, >_> Mawvowio? >w< Nyo. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. Lady, :33 you >w< have. xDD Pway :33 you ÚwÚ pewuse ^w^ that OwO wettew. 
You must UwU nyot now uWu deny it is ^-^ youw UwU hand; 
>w< Wwite OwO fwom it >_> if :33 you can, ^-^ in UwU hand >w< ow ÚwÚ phwase; 
>_> Ow say ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot ^-^ youw >_> seaw, UwU nyot ^-^ youw >_> invention; 
You ^w^ can say none :3 of this. xDD Weww, ÚwÚ gwant it uWu then, 
And tell me, ^-^ in >w< the :3 modesty :3 of ;;w;; honyouw, 
^.^ Why :33 you have ÚwÚ given :33 me >_< such UwU cweaw lights :3 of favour, 
Bade :33 me come >_< smiwing ^-^ and cross-garter'd uWu to ^.^ you, 
>_< To put on yellow >_< stockings, ^-^ and uWu to :33 fwown 
ÚwÚ Upon :3 Siw ÚwÚ Toby ^-^ and >w< the :33 wightew xDD peopwe; 
And, acting ^w^ this ^-^ in :3 an :3 obedient x3 hope, 
^.^ Why have :33 you ;;w;; suffew'd :33 me uWu to >_< be ^-^ impwison'd, 
Kept ^-^ in a ^-^ dawk uWu house, visited :3 by >w< the >_< pwiest, 
And uWu made >w< the :3 most OwO nyotowious x3 geck ^-^ and gul 
:33 That e'er :3 invention >_< pway'd on? Tell :33 me >_< why. 
OLIVIA. >_> Awas, >_> Mawvowio, ^w^ this is UwU nyot >_> my writing, 
>_> Though, ^-^ I ÚwÚ confess, ÚwÚ much OwO wike >w< the character; 
xDD But :33 out :3 of >w< question ÚwÚ 'tis Maria's ;;w;; hand. 
And now ^-^ I do bethink me, it >_> was she 
>_< Fiwst >_< towd :33 me >w< thou uWu wast mad; :33 then >w< cam'st ^-^ in :3 smiwing, 
And ^-^ in >_< such forms xDD which ÚwÚ hewe were ÚwÚ pwesuppos'd 
ÚwÚ Upon ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in >w< the OwO wettew. xDD Pwithee, >_< be x3 content; 
^.^ This UwU pwactice hath :3 most >w< shwewdwy >_< pass'd upon ^-^ thee, 
>w< But, uWu when ;;w;; we >_< knyow >w< the :33 gwounds ^-^ and authors :3 of ^w^ it, 
Thou xDD shawt >_< be x3 both >w< the uWu pwaintiff ^-^ and >w< the judge 
Of ^w^ thinye ^-^ own cause. 
xDD FABIAN. Good ÚwÚ madam, >_> heaw :33 me :3 speak, 
And let xDD nyo :3 quawwew >_< nyow xDD nyo >w< bwaww uWu to come 
Taint >w< the ;;w;; condition :3 of ^w^ this present hour, 
Which ^-^ I have ^.^ wond'wed at. ^.^ In hope it >_< shaww not, 
uWu Most xDD fweewy ^-^ I x3 confess myself ^-^ and ÚwÚ Toby 
^-^ Set ^w^ this ;;w;; device ÚwÚ against xDD Mawvowio ;;w;; hewe, 
ÚwÚ Upon ÚwÚ some OwO stubbown ^-^ and uncourteous x3 pawts 
OwO We ^w^ had UwU conceiv'd ÚwÚ against ^-^ him. >_> Mawia ^.^ wwit 
^.^ The >_> wettew, :3 at :3 Siw UwU Toby's >_> gweat OwO impowtance, 
^.^ In recompense xDD wheweof UwU he hath married x3 hew. 
UwU How xDD with a :33 spowtfuw ÚwÚ mawice it >_> was >w< fowwow'd 
:3 May :3 wathew pluck on laughter than revenge, 
UwU If ^w^ that >w< the ^-^ injuwies >_< be justly weigh'd 
:33 That have on x3 both sides uWu pass'd. 
OLIVIA. >_> Awas, x3 poow >w< foow, how have :33 they >_> baffw'd ^-^ thee! 
UwU CWOWN. :3 Why, ;;w;; 'Some are >w< bown ^-^ gweat, ÚwÚ some achieve :3 gweatnyess, ^-^ and ÚwÚ some 
have :3 gweatnyess thrown upon ^-^ them.' ^-^ I >_> was :3 onye, sir, ^-^ in ^w^ this 
:3 intewwude- >w< onye :3 Siw Topas, sir; but UwU that's ;;w;; aww ^w^ onye. 'By >w< the Lord, 
>w< foow, ^-^ I am UwU nyot UwU mad!' xDD But do :33 you >w< wemembew- 'Madam, why ÚwÚ waugh :33 you 
:3 at >_< such a x3 bawwen >w< wascaw? ;;w;; An :33 you ÚwÚ smiwe not, ÚwÚ he's uWu gagg'd'? And UwU thus 
>w< the ÚwÚ whiwwigig :3 of :3 time UwU bwings ^-^ in ^.^ his revenges. 
xDD MAWVOWIO. >_< I'ww >_< be :33 weveng'd on >w< the uWu whowe pack :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
x3 Exit 
OLIVIA. He hath OwO been :3 most uWu nyotowiouswy ÚwÚ abus'd. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ Puwsue :3 him, ^-^ and entreat xDD him uWu to a >_< peace; 
He hath UwU nyot >_< towd uWu us :3 of >w< the uWu captain yet. 
When ^w^ that is >w< knyown, ^-^ and xDD gowden :3 time convents, 
xDD A solemn :33 combinyation >_< shaww >_< be uWu made 
Of x3 ouw dear UwU souws. ;;w;; Meantime, sweet ^w^ sistew, 
OwO We >w< wiww UwU nyot ^.^ pawt OwO fwom >_< hence. Cesario, uWu come; 
:3 Fow ;;w;; so :33 you >_< shaww >_< be :33 whiwe :33 you are a >_< man; 
xDD But uWu when ^-^ in x3 othew habits :33 you are xDD seen, 
x3 Owsinyo's mistress, ^-^ and ^.^ his UwU fancy's :3 queen. 
Exeunt ;;w;; aww but >w< the :3 CWOWN 

:3 CWOWN uWu sings 

When ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> was ^-^ and a ^-^ wittwe tiny uWu boy, 
With ^-^ hey, UwU ho, >w< the ^.^ wind ^-^ and >w< the OwO wain, 
xDD A x3 foowish >_> thing >_> was but a ^.^ toy, 
:3 Fow >w< the rain it raineth >_> evewy ;;w;; day. 

xDD But uWu when ^-^ I came uWu to man's ^-^ estate, 
With ^-^ hey, UwU ho, >w< the ^.^ wind ^-^ and >w< the OwO wain, 
^.^ 'Gainst xDD knyaves ^-^ and OwO thieves ^-^ men x3 shut their UwU gate, 
:3 Fow >w< the rain it raineth >_> evewy ;;w;; day. 

xDD But uWu when ^-^ I >w< came, ^.^ awas! uWu to :33 wive, 
With ^-^ hey, UwU ho, >w< the ^.^ wind ^-^ and >w< the OwO wain, 
By UwU swaggewing ^-^ couwd ^-^ I UwU nyevew ÚwÚ thwive, 
:3 Fow >w< the rain it raineth >_> evewy ;;w;; day. 

xDD But uWu when ^-^ I came >_< unto >_> my beds, 
With ^-^ hey, UwU ho, >w< the ^.^ wind ^-^ and >w< the OwO wain, 
With toss-pots OwO stiww ^w^ had drunken heads, 
:3 Fow >w< the rain it raineth >_> evewy ;;w;; day. 

xDD A >_> gweat :33 whiwe ^-^ ago >w< the UwU wowwd UwU begun, 
With ^-^ hey, UwU ho, >w< the ^.^ wind ^-^ and >w< the OwO wain, 
xDD But UwU that's ;;w;; aww :3 onye, x3 ouw uWu pway is x3 donye, 
And x3 we'ww ^-^ stwive uWu to UwU pwease :33 you >_> evewy ;;w;; day. 
x3 Exit 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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:3 1595 

>w< THE ^.^ TWO GENTLEMEN UwU OF ;;w;; VEWONyA 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



OwO DWAMATIS x3 PEWSONyAE 

:3 DUKE UwU OF ^-^ MIWAN, father uWu to Silvia 
;;w;; VAWENTINyE, >w< onye :3 of >w< the x3 two OwO gentwemen 
x3 PWOTEUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " :33 " 
^w^ ANTONyIO, father uWu to ^w^ Pwoteus 
THURIO, a x3 foowish uWu wivaw uWu to :33 Vawentinye 
^-^ EGWAMOUW, uWu agent for Silvia ^-^ in ;;w;; hew UwU escape 
>_> SPEED, a :33 cwownyish servant uWu to :33 Vawentinye 
LAUNCE, >w< the OwO wike uWu to ^w^ Pwoteus 
:33 PANTHINyO, servant uWu to xDD Antonyio 
HOST, >w< whewe ^-^ Juwia :33 wodges ^-^ in Milan 
^-^ OUTWAWS, xDD with :33 Vawentinye 

xDD JUWIA, a lady :3 of uWu Vewonya, :3 bewoved :3 of ^w^ Pwoteus 
OwO SIWVIA, >w< the Duke's ;;w;; daughtew, :3 bewoved :3 of :33 Vawentinye 
LUCETTA, :3 waiting-woman uWu to ^-^ Juwia 

:33 SEWVANTS 
>w< MUSICIANS 




^.^ <<THIS uWu EWECTWONyIC :3 VEWSION UwU OF >w< THE OwO COMPWETE uWu WOWKS UwU OF WILLIAM 
>w< SHAKESPEAWE OwO IS :3 COPYWIGHT ^-^ 1990-1993 BY uWu WOWWD LIBRARY, INC., ^.^ AND OwO IS 
^w^ PWOVIDED BY xDD PWOJECT ;;w;; GUTENBEWG ^.^ ETEXT UwU OF ILLINOIS BENEDICTINE ^-^ COWWEGE 
^-^ WITH ÚwÚ PEWMISSION. uWu EWECTWONyIC ^.^ AND ÚwÚ MACHINyE ÚwÚ WEADABWE COPIES :33 MAY OwO BE 
:33 DISTWIBUTED ^.^ SO LONG OwO AS >_< SUCH COPIES (1) >w< AWE OwO FOW >w< YOUW :3 OW :33 OTHEWS 
>_> PEWSONyAW :33 USE ONLY, ^.^ AND >w< (2) >w< AWE :33 NyOT :33 DISTWIBUTED :3 OW >w< USED 
:3 COMMEWCIAWWY. UwU PWOHIBITED OwO COMMEWCIAW xDD DISTWIBUTION INCLUDES BY >_> ANY 
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OwO SCENyE: 
xDD Vewonya; Milan; >w< the x3 fwontiews :3 of Mantua 


>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
Verona. ;;w;; An uWu open :3 pwace 

^-^ Entew x3 VAWENTINyE ^-^ and ^-^ PWOTEUS 

xDD VAWENTINyE. ^.^ Cease uWu to x3 pewsuade, >_> my >_> woving :3 Pwoteus: 
^-^ Home-keeping ^w^ youth have ^-^ evew uWu homewy wits. 
UwU Wewe't UwU nyot UwU affection uWu chains thy tender ^-^ days 
>_< To >w< the sweet x3 gwances :3 of thy ÚwÚ honyouw'd love, 
^-^ I :3 wathew :3 wouwd entreat thy company 
>_< To see >w< the :3 wondews :3 of >w< the UwU wowwd >w< abwoad, 
UwU Than, >_< wiving dully sluggardiz'd :3 at ;;w;; home, 
>w< Weaw :33 out thy ^w^ youth xDD with >_> shapewess uWu idwenyess. 
xDD But >_> since >w< thou lov'st, :33 wove ^.^ stiww, ^-^ and :3 thwive UwU thewein, 
uWu Even ÚwÚ as ^-^ I xDD wouwd, uWu when ^-^ I uWu to :33 wove begin. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. UwU Wiwt >w< thou >_< be :33 gonye? ^-^ Sweet Valentine, >_< adieu! 
>w< Think on thy >_> Pwoteus, uWu when >w< thou ÚwÚ hapwy ^.^ seest 
^.^ Some ÚwÚ wawe UwU nyotewowthy ^.^ object ^-^ in thy ;;w;; twavew. 
Wish :33 me >_> pawtakew ^-^ in thy happiness 
When >w< thou dost meet ^w^ good >_> hap; ^-^ and ^-^ in thy ^.^ dangew, 
UwU If ^-^ evew danger do environ ^-^ thee, 
Commend thy ;;w;; gwievance uWu to >_> my UwU howy >_< pwayews, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be thy xDD headsman, uWu Vawentinye. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. And on a ;;w;; wove-book pray for >_> my :33 success? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Upon ÚwÚ some book ^-^ I :33 wove >_< I'ww pray for ;;w;; thee. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. xDD That's on ÚwÚ some shallow ^w^ stowy :3 of ;;w;; deep love: 
UwU How xDD young >w< Weandew >w< cwoss'd >w< the ;;w;; Hewwespont. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. xDD That's a ;;w;; deep ^w^ stowy :3 of a ;;w;; deepew love; 
:3 Fow UwU he >_> was :33 mowe than OwO ovew shoes ^-^ in :3 wove. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. 'Tis OwO twue; for :33 you are OwO ovew xDD boots ^-^ in love, 
And yet :33 you UwU nyevew x3 swum >w< the ;;w;; Hewwespont. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :33 Ovew >w< the boots! Nay, >w< give :33 me UwU nyot >w< the ÚwÚ boots. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. x3 Nyo, ^-^ I >w< wiww not, for it xDD boots ÚwÚ thee uWu nyot. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. What? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. >_< To >_< be ^-^ in >_> wove- >w< whewe OwO scown is uWu bought xDD with groans, 
>_> Coy OwO wooks xDD with heart-sore sighs, >w< onye OwO fading >w< moment's ^.^ miwth 
With twenty watchful, >_> weawy, x3 tedious xDD nyights; 
UwU If ÚwÚ hapwy x3 won, >_< pewhaps a >_< hapwess gain; 
UwU If >_> wost, why :33 then a grievous UwU wabouw won; 
x3 Howevew, but a folly uWu bought xDD with ;;w;; wit, 
>_> Ow else a UwU wit :3 by folly ÚwÚ vanquished. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ;;w;; So, :3 by ^-^ youw circumstance, :33 you UwU caww :33 me OwO foow. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; So, :3 by ^-^ youw circumstance, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw ^.^ you'ww uWu pwove. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. 'Tis :33 wove :33 you >w< caviw ^w^ at; ^-^ I am UwU nyot Love. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. Love is ^-^ youw uWu mastew, for UwU he >w< mastews you; 
And UwU he ^w^ that is ;;w;; so xDD yoked :3 by a >w< foow, 
ÚwÚ Methinks, OwO shouwd UwU nyot >_< be ^-^ chwonyicwed for >_> wise. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^w^ Yet ÚwÚ wwitews say, ÚwÚ as ^-^ in >w< the sweetest x3 bud 
^.^ The eating :33 cankew xDD dwewws, ;;w;; so eating :33 wove 
UwU Inhabits ^-^ in >w< the x3 finyest wits :3 of ÚwÚ aww. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. And ÚwÚ wwitews say, ÚwÚ as >w< the :3 most ;;w;; fowwawd x3 bud 
Is x3 eaten :3 by >w< the :33 cankew ^-^ ewe it >_< bwow, 
uWu Even ;;w;; so :3 by :33 wove >w< the xDD young ^-^ and tender UwU wit 
Is OwO tuwn'd uWu to >w< fowwy, blasting ^-^ in >w< the bud, 
^.^ Wosing ^.^ his ÚwÚ vewduwe uWu even ^-^ in >w< the prime, 
And ;;w;; aww >w< the ^.^ faiw ^-^ effects :3 of xDD futuwe x3 hopes. 
xDD But wherefore waste ^-^ I :3 time uWu to ^-^ counsew >w< the 
:33 That UwU awt a UwU votawy uWu to ;;w;; fond ;;w;; desiwe? 
;;w;; Once :33 mowe >_> adieu. ^w^ My father :3 at >w< the road 
Expects >_> my ^w^ coming, >w< thewe uWu to see :33 me x3 shipp'd. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. And ^.^ thithew >w< wiww ^-^ I >_< bwing ^-^ thee, uWu Vawentinye. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ Sweet >_> Pwoteus, no; now let uWu us ^w^ take x3 ouw leave. 
>_< To Milan let :33 me >_> heaw OwO fwom ÚwÚ thee :3 by :33 wettews 
Of thy ^w^ success ^-^ in love, ^-^ and what OwO nyews else 
x3 Betideth ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ;;w;; absence :3 of thy ^-^ fwiend; 
And ^-^ I ÚwÚ wikewise >w< wiww ^-^ visit ÚwÚ thee xDD with >_< minye. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Aww happiness :3 bechance uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in ^.^ Miwan! 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :33 As ÚwÚ much uWu to :33 you :3 at ;;w;; home; ^-^ and ;;w;; so OwO faweweww! 
x3 Exit x3 VAWENTINyE 
^.^ PWOTEUS. He after >w< honyouw >_> hunts, ^-^ I after love; 
He leaves ^.^ his >w< fwiends uWu to dignify them :3 mowe: 
^-^ I uWu weave x3 mysewf, >_> my :3 fwiends, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww for :3 wove. 
^w^ Thou, >_> Juwia, >w< thou UwU hast ÚwÚ metamowphis'd me, 
^-^ Made :33 me neglect >_> my xDD studies, ;;w;; wose >_> my time, 
xDD Waw xDD with ^w^ good :33 counsew, ^w^ set >w< the UwU wowwd :3 at nought; 
^-^ Made UwU wit xDD with musing weak, :33 heawt ÚwÚ sick xDD with ^.^ thought. 

^-^ Entew SPEED 

>_> SPEED. :3 Siw >_> Pwoteus, >_< save >_> you! uWu Saw :33 you >_> my master? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. xDD But now UwU he :33 pawted hence uWu to embark for :33 Miwan. 
>_> SPEED. >_> Twenty uWu to >w< onye :33 then UwU he is shipp'd ^.^ awweady, 
And ^-^ I have >_< pway'd >w< the ^.^ sheep ^-^ in x3 wosing ^-^ him. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^-^ Indeed a ^.^ sheep x3 doth :3 vewy x3 often >_> stway, 
;;w;; An >_> if >w< the shepherd >_< be awhile uWu away. 
>_> SPEED. You ^.^ concwude ^w^ that >_> my ^w^ mastew is a shepherd uWu then, ^-^ and 
^-^ I a sheep? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^-^ I do. 
>_> SPEED. ^.^ Why uWu then, >_> my >_> howns are ^.^ his uWu howns, whether ^-^ I wake >w< ow OwO sweep. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. xDD A >w< siwwy answer, ^-^ and fitting ^w^ weww a >_> sheep. 
>_> SPEED. ^.^ This >_> pwoves :33 me OwO stiww a >_> sheep. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. x3 Twue; ^-^ and thy ^w^ mastew a OwO shephewd. 
>_> SPEED. Nay, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ can uWu deny :3 by a >_> ciwcumstance. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >_> It >_< shaww ^w^ go :33 hawd but >_< I'ww >_< pwove it :3 by x3 anyothew. 
>_> SPEED. ^.^ The shepherd seeks >w< the :33 sheep, ^-^ and UwU nyot >w< the ^.^ sheep >w< the 
uWu shephewd; but ^-^ I >w< seek >_> my uWu mastew, ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ mastew seeks UwU nyot x3 me; 
>_< thewefowe, ^-^ I am xDD nyo >_> sheep. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^.^ The ^.^ sheep for fodder x3 fowwow >w< the uWu shephewd; >w< the shepherd for 
uWu food follows UwU nyot >w< the UwU sheep: >w< thou for OwO wages followest thy :3 mastew; 
thy ^w^ mastew for OwO wages follows UwU nyot ;;w;; thee. ;;w;; Thewefowe, >w< thou UwU awt a 
>_> sheep. 
>_> SPEED. >_> Such uWu anyothew >_< pwoof >w< wiww uWu make :33 me ^.^ cwy :3 'baa.' 
^.^ PWOTEUS. xDD But dost >w< thou hear? x3 Gav'st >w< thou >_> my letter uWu to ;;w;; Juwia? 
>_> SPEED. x3 Ay, sir; ;;w;; I, a :33 wost ^w^ mutton, ÚwÚ gave ^-^ youw letter uWu to >w< hew, a lac'd 
>w< mutton; ^-^ and ^.^ she, a lac'd ^w^ mutton, ÚwÚ gave me, a :33 wost ^w^ mutton, OwO nyothing 
for >_> my UwU wabouw. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. Here's x3 too xDD smaww a >w< pastuwe for >_< such >_> stowe :3 of >_< muttons. 
>_> SPEED. UwU If >w< the >_< gwound >_< be OwO ovewchawg'd, :33 you were uWu best >_> stick x3 hew. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. Nay, ^-^ in ^w^ that :33 you are ÚwÚ astway: x3 'twewe uWu best ^-^ pound ÚwÚ you. 
>_> SPEED. Nay, sir, less than a ^-^ pound >_< shaww >_> sewve :33 me for uWu cawwying ^-^ youw 
OwO wettew. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. You uWu mistake; ^-^ I UwU mean >w< the pound- a pinfold. 
>_> SPEED. ^w^ Fwom a ^-^ pound uWu to a ^-^ pin? OwO Fowd it OwO ovew ^-^ and OwO ovew, 
'Tis ;;w;; thweefowd x3 too ^-^ wittwe for uWu cawwying a letter uWu to ^-^ youw :3 wovew. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. xDD But what ^-^ said she? 
>_> SPEED. :33 [Nyodding] ^w^ Ay. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :3 Nyod- ay. :3 Why, UwU that's 'noddy.' 
>_> SPEED. You ;;w;; mistook, sir; ^-^ I say she >w< did >_> nyod; ^-^ and :33 you ask :33 me >_> if she 
>w< did >_> nyod; ^-^ and ^-^ I say UwU 'Ay.' 
^.^ PWOTEUS. And ^w^ that ^w^ set x3 togethew is 'noddy.' 
>_> SPEED. :3 Nyow :33 you have ^.^ taken >w< the ^-^ pains uWu to ^w^ set it xDD togethew, ^w^ take it for 
^-^ youw xDD pains. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. x3 Nyo, no; :33 you >_< shaww have it for ÚwÚ beawing >w< the OwO wettew. 
>_> SPEED. xDD Weww, ^-^ I :3 pewceive ^-^ I must >_< be :33 fain uWu to ;;w;; beaw xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :3 Why, sir, how do :33 you ;;w;; beaw xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
>_> SPEED. x3 Mawwy, sir, >w< the >_> wettew, :3 vewy uWu owdewwy; having OwO nyothing but >w< the 
:3 wowd :33 'nyoddy' for >_> my xDD pains. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >_< Beshwew me, but :33 you have a quick ^-^ wit. 
>_> SPEED. And yet it ;;w;; cannyot overtake ^-^ youw ^-^ swow ÚwÚ puwse. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. uWu Come, come, uWu open >w< the matter; ^-^ in ^.^ bwief, what ^-^ said she? 
>_> SPEED. xDD Open ^-^ youw xDD puwse, ^w^ that >w< the ^.^ monyey ^-^ and >w< the :3 mattew ^w^ may >_< be x3 both 
:3 at once :33 dewivewed. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. xDD Weww, sir, ÚwÚ hewe is for ^-^ youw xDD pains. :3 What ^-^ said she? 
>_> SPEED. ^w^ Twuwy, sir, ^-^ I xDD think ^.^ you'ww hardly >w< win x3 hew. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :3 Why, OwO couwdst >w< thou :3 pewceive ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much OwO fwom :33 hew? 
>_> SPEED. x3 Siw, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd :3 pewceive OwO nyothing :3 at ;;w;; aww OwO fwom :3 hew; uWu nyo, UwU nyot ;;w;; so 
ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as a xDD ducat for :3 dewivewing ^-^ youw xDD wettew; ^-^ and being ;;w;; so :33 hawd uWu to 
:33 me ^w^ that brought ^-^ youw >w< mind, ^-^ I ^w^ feaw >_> she'ww >_< pwove ÚwÚ as :33 hawd uWu to :33 you ^-^ in 
telling ^-^ youw :3 mind. ^w^ Give ;;w;; hew xDD nyo ÚwÚ token but :3 stonyes, for she's ÚwÚ as 
:33 hawd ÚwÚ as uWu steew. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :3 What ^-^ said she? Nothing? 
>_> SPEED. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as >_< 'Take ^w^ this for thy pains.' >_< To >_> testify 
^-^ youw xDD bounty, ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, :33 you have OwO testewn'd x3 me; ^-^ in :3 wequitaw 
whereof, >w< hencefowth x3 cawwy ^-^ youw :33 wettews :33 youwsewf; ^-^ and ;;w;; so, sir, 
>_< I'ww >w< commend :33 you uWu to >_> my ÚwÚ mastew. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^.^ Go, go, >_< be gone, uWu to >_< save ^-^ youw ^-^ ship OwO fwom ;;w;; wweck, 
Which ;;w;; cannyot :3 pewish, having ÚwÚ thee UwU aboawd, 
ÚwÚ Being ^-^ destin'd uWu to a ^-^ dwiew ÚwÚ death on :33 showe. x3 Exit SPEED 
^-^ I must ^w^ go ^.^ send ÚwÚ some xDD bettew ÚwÚ messengew. 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw >_> my ^-^ Juwia :3 wouwd UwU nyot uWu deign >_> my :33 winyes, 
;;w;; Weceiving them OwO fwom >_< such a xDD wowthwess ;;w;; post. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
Verona. ^.^ The OwO gawden Of x3 JUWIA'S house 

^-^ Entew ^w^ JUWIA ^-^ and :33 WUCETTA 

ÚwÚ JUWIA. xDD But say, >w< Wucetta, now ;;w;; we are UwU awonye, 
Wouldst >w< thou :33 then ^-^ counsew :33 me uWu to x3 faww ^-^ in >w< wove? 
UwU WUCETTA. x3 Ay, madam; ;;w;; so :33 you UwU stumbwe UwU nyot ÚwÚ unheedfuwwy. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. Of ;;w;; aww >w< the ^.^ faiw ^-^ wesowt :3 of OwO gentwemen 
:33 That >_> evewy x3 day xDD with parle ^w^ encountew me, 
^.^ In thy >_> opinyion xDD which is xDD wowthiest >w< wove? 
UwU WUCETTA. x3 Pwease ^.^ you, OwO wepeat their ^-^ nyames; >_< I'ww ^w^ show >_> my ;;w;; mind 
^-^ Accowding uWu to >_> my shallow ÚwÚ simpwe ;;w;; skiww. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. :3 What think'st >w< thou :3 of >w< the ^.^ faiw :3 Siw uWu Egwamouw? 
UwU WUCETTA. :33 As :3 of a :33 knyight ÚwÚ weww-spoken, ^-^ nyeat, ^-^ and ^-^ finye; 
>w< But, were ^-^ I ^.^ you, UwU he UwU nyevew OwO shouwd >_< be >_< minye. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. :3 What think'st >w< thou :3 of >w< the rich ÚwÚ Mewcatio? 
UwU WUCETTA. ÚwÚ Weww :3 of ^.^ his wealth; but :3 of ^w^ himsewf, ;;w;; so >_< so. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. :3 What think'st >w< thou :3 of >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe Proteus? 
UwU WUCETTA. Lord, :3 Wowd! uWu to see what folly :3 weigns ^-^ in >_> us! 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. UwU How OwO nyow! what ÚwÚ means ^w^ this passion :3 at ^.^ his ;;w;; nyame? 
UwU WUCETTA. ^w^ Pawdon, dear madam; ÚwÚ 'tis a >w< passing OwO shame 
:33 That ;;w;; I, ^w^ unwowthy body ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am, 
^.^ Shouwd ;;w;; censuwe UwU thus on ^-^ wovewy ;;w;; gentwemen. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^.^ Why UwU nyot on >_> Pwoteus, ÚwÚ as :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the OwO west? 
UwU WUCETTA. UwU Then UwU thus: :3 of uWu many ^w^ good ^-^ I xDD think xDD him ^.^ best. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ;;w;; Youw reason? 
UwU WUCETTA. ^-^ I have xDD nyo x3 othew but a :3 woman's ^-^ weason: 
^-^ I xDD think xDD him ;;w;; so, ÚwÚ because ^-^ I xDD think xDD him >_< so. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. And wouldst >w< thou have :33 me ÚwÚ cast >_> my :33 wove on him? 
UwU WUCETTA. x3 Ay, >_> if :33 you :3 thought ^-^ youw :33 wove UwU nyot ÚwÚ cast uWu away. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. :3 Why, ÚwÚ he, :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the rest, hath UwU nyevew xDD mov'd >w< me. 
UwU WUCETTA. ^w^ Yet ÚwÚ he, :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the rest, ^-^ I think, uWu best >_< woves xDD ye. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. :33 His ^-^ wittwe ^w^ speaking :3 shows ^.^ his :33 wove but :3 smaww. 
UwU WUCETTA. Fire UwU that's >w< cwosest ÚwÚ kept uWu buwns :3 most :3 of ÚwÚ aww. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. xDD They do UwU nyot :33 wove ^w^ that do UwU nyot ^w^ show their :3 wove. 
UwU WUCETTA. OwO O, :33 they :33 wove least ^w^ that let ^-^ men >_< knyow their :3 wove. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ knyew ^.^ his :3 mind. 
UwU WUCETTA. ^.^ Pewuse ^w^ this paper, OwO madam. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^w^ 'To Julia'- >w< Say, OwO fwom whom? 
UwU WUCETTA. :33 That >w< the ^w^ contents >w< wiww show. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. >w< Say, say, ;;w;; who ÚwÚ gave it uWu thee? 
UwU WUCETTA. :3 Siw ÚwÚ Vawentinye's page; ^-^ and sent, ^-^ I think, OwO fwom UwU Pwoteus. 
He :3 wouwd have ÚwÚ given it you; but ;;w;; I, being ^-^ in >w< the OwO way, 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ in ^-^ youw name >_> weceive x3 it; >w< pawdon >w< the :33 fauwt, ^-^ I >_> pway. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. xDD Nyow, :3 by >_> my modesty, a goodly UwU bwokew! 
ÚwÚ Dawe :33 you >w< pwesume uWu to ÚwÚ hawbouw ÚwÚ wanton ;;w;; winyes? 
>_< To :3 whispew ^-^ and >_> conspiwe ÚwÚ against >_> my >_> youth? 
xDD Nyow, xDD twust me, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 an :33 office :3 of >_> gweat worth, 
And :33 you :3 an officer >w< fit for >w< the ;;w;; pwace. 
There, ^w^ take >w< the >_> papew; see it >_< be return'd; 
>_> Ow else ^w^ wetuwn xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu into >_> my ÚwÚ sight. 
UwU WUCETTA. >_< To xDD pwead for :33 wove >w< desewves :33 mowe >_< fee than ;;w;; hate. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. Will xDD ye >_< be :33 gonye? 
UwU WUCETTA. :33 That :33 you ^w^ may :3 wuminyate. x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. And yet, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had ^.^ o'ewwook'd >w< the OwO wettew. 
>_> It were a OwO shame uWu to UwU caww ;;w;; hew >_< back >w< again, 
And pray ;;w;; hew uWu to a x3 fauwt for xDD which ^-^ I :33 chid x3 hew. 
:3 What UwU foow is ^.^ she, ^w^ that UwU knyows ^-^ I am a ÚwÚ maid 
And :3 wouwd UwU nyot ÚwÚ fowce >w< the letter uWu to >_> my view! 
;;w;; Since maids, ^-^ in modesty, say ^-^ 'Nyo' uWu to ^w^ that 
Which :33 they :3 wouwd have >w< the profferer construe UwU 'Ay.' 
>w< Fie, >_< fie, how ^.^ waywawd is ^w^ this x3 foowish love, 
:33 That OwO wike a >_> testy :3 babe >w< wiww scratch >w< the :3 nyuwse, 
And presently, ;;w;; aww humbled, >_> kiss >w< the x3 wod! 
UwU How ÚwÚ chuwwishwy ^-^ I :33 chid ;;w;; Wucetta OwO hence, 
When ^-^ wiwwingwy ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ^w^ had ;;w;; hew ^w^ hewe! 
UwU How xDD angewwy ^-^ I ^-^ taught >_> my ^.^ bwow uWu to frown, 
When inward ;;w;; joy x3 enfowc'd >_> my :33 heawt uWu to ^-^ smiwe! 
^w^ My ^-^ penyance is uWu to UwU caww ;;w;; Wucetta >_< back 
And ask :33 wemission for >_> my folly past. 
:3 What uWu ho! uWu Wucetta! 

^-^ We-entew :33 WUCETTA 

UwU WUCETTA. :3 What :3 wouwd ^-^ youw UwU wadyship? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. Is't uWu nyeaw UwU dinnyew ^w^ time? 
UwU WUCETTA. ^-^ I :3 wouwd it UwU wewe, 
:33 That :33 you :33 might kill ^-^ youw stomach on ^-^ youw ^.^ meat 
And UwU nyot upon ^-^ youw ^.^ maid. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. :3 What ^w^ is't ^w^ that :33 you took :3 up ;;w;; so >w< gingewwy? 
UwU WUCETTA. Nothing. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^.^ Why didst >w< thou stoop then? 
UwU WUCETTA. >_< To ^w^ take a paper :3 up ^w^ that ^-^ I let fall. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. And is ^w^ that paper :3 nyothing? 
UwU WUCETTA. Nothing ^-^ concewnying >w< me. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. UwU Then let it >_< wie for those ^w^ that it >_> concewns. 
UwU WUCETTA. ^-^ Madam, it >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< wie >w< whewe it xDD concewns, 
uWu Unwess it have a x3 fawse interpreter. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^.^ Some :33 wove :3 of ;;w;; youws hath ^.^ wwit uWu to :33 you ^-^ in ^-^ whyme. 
UwU WUCETTA. :33 That ^-^ I :33 might ^.^ sing ^w^ it, ÚwÚ madam, uWu to a >_< tunye. 
^w^ Give :33 me a note; ^-^ youw >_< wadyship ^w^ can set. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. :33 As ^-^ wittwe :3 by >_< such :3 toys ÚwÚ as ^w^ may >_< be >_< possibwe. 
uWu Best ^.^ sing it uWu to >w< the ^.^ tunye :3 of xDD 'Wight uWu o' UwU Wove.' 
UwU WUCETTA. >_> It is x3 too >_< heavy for ;;w;; so :3 wight a >_< tunye. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ;;w;; Heavy! xDD bewike it hath ÚwÚ some ;;w;; buwden ^w^ then. 
UwU WUCETTA. >_> Ay; ^-^ and :3 mewodious were ^w^ it, :3 wouwd :33 you ^.^ sing uWu it. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. And why UwU nyot :33 you? 
UwU WUCETTA. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot reach ;;w;; so high. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. xDD Wet's see ^-^ youw song. >_> [WUCETTA OwO withhowds >w< the letter] 
UwU How uWu nyow, minion! 
UwU WUCETTA. uWu Keep ^.^ tunye >w< thewe ^.^ stiww, ;;w;; so :33 you >w< wiww ^.^ sing it x3 out. 
And yet :33 methinks ^-^ I do UwU nyot OwO wike ^w^ this >_< tunye. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. You do not! 
UwU WUCETTA. x3 Nyo, madam; ÚwÚ 'tis x3 too >_< shawp. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. You, uWu minyion, are x3 too >_> saucy. 
UwU WUCETTA. Nay, now :33 you are x3 too >_> fwat 
And :3 maw >w< the OwO concowd xDD with x3 too ;;w;; hawsh a descant; 
;;w;; Thewe :33 wanteth but a UwU mean uWu to fill ^-^ youw song. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^.^ The UwU mean is drown'd xDD with ^-^ youw unruly ;;w;; bass. 
UwU WUCETTA. Indeed, ^-^ I :33 bid >w< the base for UwU Pwoteus. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^.^ This ;;w;; babbwe >_< shaww UwU nyot >w< hencefowth trouble >w< me. 
uWu Hewe is a coil xDD with >w< pwotestation! xDD [Teaws >w< the letter] 
^.^ Go, x3 get :33 you gone; ^-^ and let >w< the papers :33 wie. 
You :3 wouwd >_< be :33 fing'wing them, uWu to :33 angew >w< me. 
UwU WUCETTA. ÚwÚ She ^-^ makes it xDD stwange; but she :3 wouwd >_< be uWu best pleas'd 
>_< To >_< be ;;w;; so ang'red xDD with uWu anyothew OwO wettew. x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. Nay, :3 wouwd ^-^ I were ;;w;; so ang'red xDD with >w< the >_> same! 
O >_< hatefuw OwO hands, uWu to tear >_< such >_> woving >w< wowds! 
;;w;; Injuwious ^w^ wasps, uWu to ;;w;; feed on >_< such sweet ^-^ honyey 
And kill >w< the bees ^w^ that yield it xDD with ^-^ youw stings! 
>_< I'ww >_> kiss uWu each ;;w;; sevewaw paper for :33 amends. 
x3 Wook, ÚwÚ hewe is ^.^ wwit 'kind >w< Juwia.' x3 Unkind >_> Juwia, 
:33 As ^-^ in >_< wevenge :3 of thy >_> ingwatitude, 
^-^ I OwO thwow thy name ÚwÚ against >w< the UwU bwuising :3 stonyes, 
Trampling contemptuously on thy x3 disdain. 
And ÚwÚ hewe is ^.^ wwit :33 'wove-wounded Proteus.' 
>_> Poow wounded x3 nyame! >_> my ÚwÚ bosom,,as a UwU bed, 
ÚwÚ Shaww :33 wodge ÚwÚ thee :3 tiww thy ÚwÚ wound >_< be UwU thwoughwy heal'd; 
And UwU thus ^-^ I ;;w;; seawch it xDD with a sovereign ^.^ kiss. 
xDD But twice >w< ow :3 thwice >_> was xDD 'Pwoteus' written down. 
;;w;; Be calm, ^w^ good wind, x3 bwow UwU nyot a :3 wowd xDD away 
xDD Tiww ^-^ I have x3 found uWu each letter ^-^ in >w< the letter- 
Except mine ^-^ own name; ^w^ that ÚwÚ some xDD whiwwwind ;;w;; beaw 
uWu Unto a ÚwÚ wagged, OwO feawfuw, >_> hanging UwU wock, 
And OwO thwow it thence uWu into >w< the :3 waging ÚwÚ sea. 
:3 Wo, ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in >w< onye x3 winye is ^.^ his name twice ^-^ wwit: 
x3 'Poow :3 fowwown >_> Pwoteus, passionate >_> Pwoteus, 
>_< To >w< the sweet >w< Juwia.' :33 That >_< I'ww tear away; 
And yet ^-^ I >w< wiww not, :33 sith ;;w;; so :3 pwettiwy 
He ^w^ coupwes it uWu to ^.^ his complaining names. 
Thus >w< wiww ^-^ I :33 fowd them >w< onye upon >_< anyothew; 
:3 Nyow ^.^ kiss, embrace, ;;w;; contend, do what :33 you :3 wiww. 

^-^ We-entew :33 WUCETTA 

UwU WUCETTA. ^-^ Madam, 
Dinner is >_> weady, ^-^ and ^-^ youw father >w< stays. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. xDD Weww, let uWu us ^w^ go. 
UwU WUCETTA. ^w^ What, >_< shaww uWu these papers >_< wie OwO wike tell-tales :33 hewe? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. UwU If :33 you ^w^ wespect them, uWu best uWu to ^w^ take them ;;w;; up. 
UwU WUCETTA. Nay, ^-^ I >_> was ^.^ taken :3 up for ^.^ waying them >_< down; 
^w^ Yet ÚwÚ hewe :33 they >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< wie for :33 catching >_< cowd. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^-^ I see :33 you have a ^w^ month's ;;w;; mind uWu to uWu them. 
UwU WUCETTA. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ madam, :33 you ^w^ may say what x3 sights :33 you ÚwÚ see; 
^-^ I see things OwO too, although :33 you judge ^-^ I :3 wink. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. uWu Come, uWu come; will't UwU pwease :33 you uWu go? Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
Verona. OwO ANTONyIO'S house 

^-^ Entew ^.^ ANTONyIO ^-^ and ^-^ PANTHINyO 

^-^ ANTONyIO. Tell me, OwO Panthinyo, what ;;w;; sad ^-^ tawk >_> was ^w^ that 
^-^ Whewewith >_> my brother :3 hewd :33 you ^-^ in >w< the >w< cwoistew? 
x3 PANTHINyO. >_< 'Twas :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ nyephew >_> Pwoteus, ^-^ youw ;;w;; son. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. :3 Why, what :3 of him? 
x3 PANTHINyO. He ^.^ wond'wed ^w^ that ^-^ youw OwO wowdship 
>w< Wouwd :3 suffew xDD him uWu to ÚwÚ spend ^.^ his ^w^ youth :3 at ;;w;; home, 
uWu Whiwe x3 othew men, :3 of slender x3 weputation, 
xDD Put ^-^ fowth their sons uWu to >w< seek ÚwÚ pwefewment out: 
^.^ Some uWu to >w< the wars, uWu to xDD twy their xDD fowtunye >_> thewe; 
^.^ Some uWu to x3 discovew uWu iswands far away; 
^.^ Some uWu to >w< the >_< studious universities. 
:3 Fow ;;w;; any, >w< ow for ;;w;; aww uWu these uWu exewcises, 
He ^-^ said ^w^ that >_> Pwoteus, ^-^ youw son, >_> was x3 meet; 
And >w< did :33 wequest :33 me uWu to :33 impowtunye :33 you 
>_< To let xDD him ÚwÚ spend ^.^ his :3 time xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 at ;;w;; home, 
Which :3 wouwd >_< be >_> gweat OwO impeachment uWu to ^.^ his :3 age, 
^.^ In having known xDD nyo >_< twavew ^-^ in ^.^ his >_< youth. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >_> Nyow >_> nyeed'st >w< thou ÚwÚ much :33 impowtunye :33 me uWu to ^w^ that 
uWu Wheweon ^w^ this >_> month ^-^ I have OwO been x3 hammewing. 
^-^ I have consider'd ^w^ weww ^.^ his OwO woss :3 of time, 
And how UwU he ;;w;; cannyot >_< be a UwU pewfect ;;w;; man, 
uWu Nyot being UwU twied ^-^ and tutor'd ^-^ in >w< the world: 
xDD Expewience is :3 by ^-^ industwy uWu achiev'd, 
And UwU pewfected :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ swift ÚwÚ couwse :3 of time. 
UwU Then tell :33 me >_< whithew were ^-^ I uWu best uWu to ^.^ send ^-^ him. 
x3 PANTHINyO. ^-^ I xDD think ^-^ youw OwO wowdship is UwU nyot ignorant 
UwU How ^.^ his uWu companyion, ^-^ youthfuw Valentine, 
Attends >w< the xDD Empewow ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; woyaw ^.^ couwt. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ I >_< knyow it ^.^ weww. 
x3 PANTHINyO. ^-^ 'Twewe ^.^ good, ^-^ I think, ^-^ youw OwO wowdship >_> sent xDD him thither: 
;;w;; Thewe >_< shaww UwU he ^w^ pwactise >w< tiwts ^-^ and UwU touwnyaments, 
Hear sweet UwU discouwse, ^.^ convewse xDD with :3 nyobwemen, 
And >_< be ^-^ in eye :3 of >_> evewy OwO exewcise 
;;w;; Wowthy ^.^ his ^w^ youth ^-^ and :33 nyobwenyess :3 of birth. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^-^ I OwO wike thy ^.^ counsew; ^w^ weww UwU hast >w< thou >w< advis'd; 
And ^w^ that >w< thou ;;w;; mayst :3 pewceive how ^w^ weww ^-^ I OwO wike ^w^ it, 
^.^ The UwU execution :3 of it >_< shaww uWu make known: 
uWu Even xDD with >w< the >_> speediest expedition 
^-^ I >w< wiww ÚwÚ dispatch xDD him uWu to >w< the >_> Empewow's ^.^ couwt. 
x3 PANTHINyO. xDD To-mowwow, ^w^ may it UwU pwease ^.^ you, OwO Don ^w^ Awphonso 
With x3 othew OwO gentwemen :3 of ^w^ good ^-^ esteem 
;;w;; Awe OwO jouwnyeying uWu to salute >w< the OwO Empewow, 
And uWu to >w< commend their UwU sewvice uWu to ^.^ his :3 wiww. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. Good xDD company; xDD with them >_< shaww ^w^ Pwoteus ^w^ go. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ PWOTEUS 

xDD And- ^-^ in ^w^ good :33 time!- now >w< wiww ;;w;; we x3 bweak xDD with ^-^ him. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^-^ Sweet love! sweet lines! sweet life! 
uWu Hewe is ;;w;; hew ;;w;; hand, >w< the uWu agent :3 of ;;w;; hew :33 heawt; 
uWu Hewe is ;;w;; hew oath for love, ;;w;; hew honour's UwU pawn. 
O ^w^ that x3 ouw ^.^ fathews :3 wouwd applaud x3 ouw ^w^ woves, 
>_< To ;;w;; seaw x3 ouw happiness xDD with their consents! 
O uWu heavenwy Julia! 
^-^ ANTONyIO. UwU How OwO nyow! :3 What letter are :33 you ÚwÚ weading ÚwÚ thewe? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. May't UwU pwease ^-^ youw lordship, ÚwÚ 'tis a :3 wowd >w< ow x3 two 
Of ^.^ commendations >_> sent OwO fwom Valentine, 
Deliver'd :3 by a uWu fwiend ^w^ that came OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. >_< Wend :33 me >w< the xDD wettew; let :33 me see what news. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo OwO nyews, >_> my OwO wowd; but ^w^ that UwU he xDD wwites 
UwU How ^.^ happiwy UwU he x3 wives, how >w< weww-bewov'd 
And daily ÚwÚ gwaced :3 by >w< the Emperor; 
^.^ Wishing :33 me xDD with :3 him, partner :3 of ^.^ his UwU fowtunye. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. And how >_< stand :33 you ^w^ affected uWu to ^.^ his >w< wish? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :33 As >w< onye ÚwÚ wewying on ^-^ youw UwU wowdship's will, 
And UwU nyot uWu depending on ^.^ his >_< fwiendwy wish. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ^w^ My >w< wiww is x3 something sorted xDD with ^.^ his wish. 
^w^ Muse UwU nyot ^w^ that ^-^ I UwU thus :3 suddenwy >_> pwoceed; 
:3 Fow what ^-^ I will, ^-^ I will, ^-^ and >w< thewe :3 an >_< end. 
^-^ I am ^w^ wesowv'd ^w^ that >w< thou xDD shawt ÚwÚ spend ÚwÚ some :3 time 
With Valentinus ^-^ in >w< the >_> Empewow's court; 
:3 What ^-^ maintenyance UwU he OwO fwom ^.^ his >w< fwiends UwU weceives, 
>w< Wike >_< exhibition >w< thou xDD shawt have OwO fwom >w< me. 
uWu To-mowwow >_< be ^-^ in readiness uWu to go- 
>_< Excuse it not, for ^-^ I am ^-^ pewemptowy. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ;;w;; so UwU soon :3 pwovided; 
x3 Pwease ^.^ you, deliberate a x3 day >w< ow ^w^ two. 
^-^ ANTONyIO. ÚwÚ Wook what >w< thou >_< want'st >_< shaww >_< be >_> sent after ;;w;; thee. 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe :3 of ^w^ stay; uWu to-mowwow >w< thou must ^w^ go. 
^w^ Come ;;w;; on, :3 Panthinyo; :33 you >_< shaww >_< be ^.^ empwoy'd 
>_< To hasten on ^.^ his ^.^ expedition. 
Exeunt ^.^ ANTONyIO ^-^ and ^-^ PANTHINyO 
^.^ PWOTEUS. Thus have ^-^ I ^.^ shunn'd >w< the ^w^ fiwe for ^w^ feaw :3 of :33 buwnying, 
And drench'd :33 me ^-^ in >w< the sea, >w< whewe ^-^ I am ÚwÚ dwown'd. 
^-^ I UwU feaw'd uWu to ^w^ show >_> my father Julia's >_> wettew, 
ÚwÚ West UwU he OwO shouwd ^w^ take UwU exceptions uWu to >_> my love; 
And xDD with >w< the vantage :3 of mine ^-^ own >w< excuse 
uWu Hath UwU he excepted :3 most ÚwÚ against >_> my :3 wove. 
OwO O, how ^w^ this ;;w;; spwing :3 of :33 wove ^.^ wesembweth 
^.^ The >_> uncewtain xDD gwowy :3 of :3 an xDD Apwiw x3 day, 
Which now :3 shows ;;w;; aww >w< the beauty :3 of >w< the sun, 
And :3 by :3 an :3 by a ^-^ cwoud >_> takes ;;w;; aww uWu away! 

^-^ We-entew ^-^ PANTHINyO 

x3 PANTHINyO. :3 Siw >_> Pwoteus, ^-^ youw father >w< cawws for you; 
He is ^-^ in OwO haste; >_< thewefowe, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, ^w^ go. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :3 Why, ^w^ this it ^.^ is: >_> my :33 heawt ^-^ accowds ^w^ theweto; 
And yet a >_> thousand xDD times it ^w^ answews ^w^ 'Nyo.' Exeunt 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
:33 Miwan. ^.^ The >w< DUKE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew x3 VAWENTINyE ^-^ and SPEED 

>_> SPEED. x3 Siw, ^-^ youw glove. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. uWu Nyot ^w^ minye: >_> my x3 gwoves are >_< on. 
>_> SPEED. :3 Why, uWu then, ^w^ this ^w^ may >_< be >_< youws; for ^w^ this is but ^w^ onye. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. Ha! let :33 me ÚwÚ see; :33 ay, >w< give it me, it's mine; 
^-^ Sweet uWu ownyament ^w^ that ^-^ decks a >_> thing x3 divinye! 
>_< Ah, ;;w;; Siwvia! ;;w;; Siwvia! 
>_> SPEED. ^-^ [Cawwing] >_< Madam ;;w;; Siwvia! >_< Madam ;;w;; Siwvia! 
xDD VAWENTINyE. UwU How uWu nyow, sirrah? 
>_> SPEED. ÚwÚ She is UwU nyot >_> within :33 heawing, ^-^ siw. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :3 Why, sir, ;;w;; who ^.^ bade :33 you UwU caww :33 hew? 
>_> SPEED. ;;w;; Youw :33 wowship, sir; >w< ow else ^-^ I xDD mistook. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. xDD Weww, ^.^ you'ww OwO stiww >_< be x3 too ^w^ fowwawd. 
>_> SPEED. And yet ^-^ I >_> was last x3 chidden for being x3 too slow. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :3 Go x3 to, sir; tell me, do :33 you >_< knyow >_< Madam uWu Siwvia? 
>_> SPEED. ÚwÚ She ^w^ that ^-^ youw worship uWu woves? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :3 Why, how >_< knyow :33 you ^w^ that ^-^ I am ^-^ in >w< wove? 
>_> SPEED. x3 Mawwy, :3 by uWu these ^w^ speciaw ;;w;; mawks: first, :33 you have learn'd, OwO wike 
:3 Siw >_> Pwoteus, uWu to wreath ^-^ youw xDD awms OwO wike a ^.^ mawcontent; uWu to ;;w;; wewish a 
ÚwÚ wove-song, OwO wike a UwU wobin >_< wedbweast; uWu to ^.^ wawk UwU awonye, OwO wike >w< onye ^w^ that 
^w^ had >w< the >_< pestiwence; uWu to :3 sigh, OwO wike a ;;w;; schoow-boy ^w^ that ^w^ had :33 wost ^.^ his 
xDD A B >_> C; uWu to ÚwÚ weep, OwO wike a xDD young :3 wench ^w^ that ^w^ had UwU buwied ;;w;; hew OwO gwandam; 
uWu to x3 fast, OwO wike >w< onye ^w^ that >_> takes ;;w;; diet; uWu to ^w^ watch, OwO wike >w< onye ^w^ that >_> feaws 
UwU wobbing; uWu to UwU speak xDD puwing, OwO wike a uWu beggaw :3 at UwU Hawwowmas. You were 
wont, uWu when :33 you laughed, uWu to >w< cwow OwO wike a ;;w;; cock; uWu when :33 you uWu wawk'd, uWu to 
^.^ wawk OwO wike >w< onye :3 of >w< the OwO wions; uWu when :33 you >_> fasted, it >_> was uWu pwesentwy 
after >_< dinnyew; uWu when :33 you OwO wook'd ;;w;; sadwy, it >_> was for >_< want :3 of ÚwÚ monyey. 
And now :33 you are ÚwÚ metamowphis'd xDD with a mistress, that, uWu when ^-^ I >w< wook 
on ^.^ you, ^-^ I ^w^ can hardly xDD think :33 you >_> my ÚwÚ mastew. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Awe ;;w;; aww uWu these things uWu pewceiv'd ^-^ in ÚwÚ me? 
>_> SPEED. xDD They are ;;w;; aww uWu pewceiv'd :33 without xDD ye. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. >_< Without ÚwÚ me? xDD They :33 cannyot. 
>_> SPEED. >_< Without >_> you! Nay, UwU that's :3 cewtain; ^-^ fow, :33 without :33 you were ;;w;; so 
x3 simpwe, none else ^.^ wouwd; but :33 you are ;;w;; so :33 without uWu these ^w^ fowwies 
^w^ that uWu these ^w^ fowwies are >_> within ^.^ you, ^-^ and shine through :33 you OwO wike >w< the 
water ^-^ in :3 an UwU uwinyaw, ^w^ that UwU nyot :3 an eye ^w^ that x3 sees :33 you but is a 
xDD physician uWu to comment on ^-^ youw :33 mawady. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. xDD But tell me, dost >w< thou >_< knyow >_> my lady uWu Siwvia? 
>_> SPEED. ÚwÚ She ^w^ that :33 you >_> gaze on ;;w;; so, ÚwÚ as she :3 sits :3 at uWu suppew? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. Hast >w< thou observ'd that? uWu Even ^.^ she, ^-^ I ^w^ mean. 
>_> SPEED. :3 Why, sir, ^-^ I >_< knyow ;;w;; hew uWu nyot. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. OwO Dost >w< thou >_< knyow ;;w;; hew :3 by >_> my xDD gazing on >w< hew, ^-^ and yet know'st 
;;w;; hew xDD nyot? 
>_> SPEED. Is she UwU nyot x3 hawd-favouw'd, >_> siw? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so x3 faiw, uWu boy, ÚwÚ as ^.^ weww-favouw'd. 
>_> SPEED. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ that ^w^ weww xDD enyough. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :3 What dost >w< thou know? 
>_> SPEED. :33 That she is UwU nyot ;;w;; so ^.^ faiw >_> as, :3 of ^.^ you, ^.^ weww-favouw'd. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ I UwU mean ^w^ that ;;w;; hew beauty is ÚwÚ exquisite, but ;;w;; hew :33 favouw 
;;w;; infinyite. 
>_> SPEED. xDD That's ÚwÚ because >w< the >w< onye is ;;w;; painted, ^-^ and >w< the x3 othew :33 out :3 of ;;w;; aww 
^w^ count. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. UwU How x3 painted? ^-^ and how :33 out :3 of >_< count? 
>_> SPEED. x3 Mawwy, sir, ;;w;; so ;;w;; painted, uWu to uWu make ;;w;; hew x3 faiw, ^w^ that xDD nyo man ^.^ counts 
:3 of ;;w;; hew ^w^ beauty. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. UwU How ÚwÚ esteem'st >w< thou ÚwÚ me? ^-^ I :33 account :3 of ;;w;; hew ^w^ beauty. 
>_> SPEED. You UwU nyevew OwO saw ;;w;; hew >_> since she >_> was >w< defowm'd. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. UwU How long hath she OwO been deform'd? 
>_> SPEED. x3 Evew >_> since :33 you :3 wov'd x3 hew. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ I have :3 wov'd ;;w;; hew ^-^ evew >_> since ^-^ I OwO saw >w< hew, ^-^ and OwO stiww 
^-^ I see ;;w;; hew xDD beautifuw. 
>_> SPEED. UwU If :33 you :33 wove >w< hew, :33 you ;;w;; cannyot see x3 hew. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. UwU Why? 
>_> SPEED. Because Love is >_< bwind. O ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ had mine >_> eyes; >w< ow ^-^ youw ^-^ own 
^.^ eyes ^w^ had >w< the lights :33 they were UwU wont uWu to have uWu when :33 you :33 chid :3 at :3 Siw 
^w^ Pwoteus for going x3 ungawtew'd! 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :3 What OwO shouwd ^-^ I see then? 
>_> SPEED. ;;w;; Youw ^-^ own present folly ^-^ and ;;w;; hew >w< passing >_< defowmity; for ÚwÚ he, 
being ^-^ in love, ^-^ couwd UwU nyot see uWu to xDD gawtew ^.^ his OwO hose; ^-^ and ^.^ you, being 
^-^ in love, ;;w;; cannyot see uWu to put on ^-^ youw OwO hose. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. Belike, uWu boy, :33 then :33 you are ^-^ in love; for last ^.^ mownying :33 you 
^-^ couwd UwU nyot see uWu to uWu wipe >_> my >_< shoes. 
>_> SPEED. OwO Twue, sir; ^-^ I >_> was ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with >_> my bed. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, :33 you 
UwU swing'd :33 me for >_> my love, xDD which ^-^ makes :33 me >w< the >w< bowdew uWu to chide :33 you 
for >w< youws. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^.^ In conclusion, ^-^ I >_< stand ^w^ affected uWu to x3 hew. 
>_> SPEED. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you were ÚwÚ set, ;;w;; so ^-^ youw UwU affection :3 wouwd x3 cease. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. >_< Wast night she ^w^ enjoin'd :33 me uWu to xDD wwite ÚwÚ some UwU winyes uWu to >w< onye 
she :3 woves. 
>_> SPEED. And have :33 you? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ I >w< have. 
>_> SPEED. ;;w;; Awe :33 they UwU nyot lamely xDD wwit? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. x3 Nyo, uWu boy, but ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ can do uWu them. 

^-^ Entew OwO SIWVIA 

xDD Peace! ÚwÚ hewe she :33 comes. 
>_> SPEED. [Aside] O >_< excewwent motion! O :3 exceeding >w< puppet! 
:3 Nyow >w< wiww UwU he >w< intewpwet uWu to x3 hew. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. >_< Madam ^-^ and mistress, a >_> thousand ^w^ good morrows. 
>_> SPEED. [Aside] OwO O, >w< give xDD ye ^w^ good :3 ev'n! 
Here's a million :3 of uWu mannyews. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. :3 Siw :33 Vawentinye ^-^ and :33 sewvant, uWu to :33 you x3 two thousand. 
>_> SPEED. [Aside] He OwO shouwd >w< give ;;w;; hew :33 intewest, ^-^ and she xDD gives it ^-^ him. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :33 As :33 you ^w^ enjoin'd me, ^-^ I have ^.^ wwit ^-^ youw letter 
uWu Unto >w< the ;;w;; secwet nameless uWu fwiend :3 of >_< youws; 
Which ^-^ I >_> was ÚwÚ much unwilling uWu to uWu pwoceed :33 in, 
xDD But for >_> my >_> duty uWu to ^-^ youw :3 wadyship. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, ÚwÚ gentwe >w< sewvant. 'Tis :3 vewy uWu cwewkwy OwO donye. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :3 Nyow xDD twust me, ÚwÚ madam, it came hardly off; 
^.^ Fow, being ignorant uWu to whom it >_< goes, 
^-^ I ^.^ wwit :3 at uWu wandom, :3 vewy ;;w;; doubtfuwwy. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. Perchance :33 you xDD think x3 too ÚwÚ much :3 of ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much UwU pains? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. x3 Nyo, madam; ;;w;; so it ;;w;; stead ^.^ you, ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 wwite, 
x3 Pwease :33 you xDD command, a >_> thousand xDD times ÚwÚ as ;;w;; much; 
And ^.^ yet- 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. xDD A ;;w;; pwetty ^-^ pewiod! xDD Weww, ^-^ I guess >w< the sequel; 
And yet ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot name uWu it- ^-^ and yet ^-^ I OwO cawe uWu nyot. 
And yet ^w^ take ^w^ this again- ^-^ and yet ^-^ I UwU thank >w< you- 
>_> Meanying >w< hencefowth uWu to trouble :33 you xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
>_> SPEED. [Aside] And yet :33 you :3 wiww; ^-^ and yet ^.^ anyothew' ^-^ yet.' 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :3 What ÚwÚ means ^-^ youw UwU wadyship? :3 Do :33 you UwU nyot OwO wike it? 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. ^w^ Yes, UwU yes; >w< the UwU winyes are :3 vewy ^w^ quaintwy >w< wwit; 
>w< But, >_> since ^w^ unwiwwingwy, ^w^ take them again. 
Nay, ^w^ take uWu them. xDD [Gives >_> hack >w< the letter] 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ Madam, :33 they are for ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. x3 Ay, :33 ay, :33 you ^.^ wwit them, sir, :3 at >_> my UwU wequest; 
xDD But ^-^ I >w< wiww none :3 of ^.^ them; :33 they are for ;;w;; you: 
^-^ I :3 wouwd have ^w^ had them ^.^ wwit :33 mowe >w< movingwy. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. x3 Pwease ^.^ you, >_< I'ww xDD wwite ^-^ youw >_< wadyship x3 anyothew. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. And uWu when it's ^.^ wwit, for >_> my >w< sake UwU wead it over; 
And >_> if it UwU pwease ^.^ you, uWu so; >_> if not, OwO why, >_< so. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. UwU If it UwU pwease me, ÚwÚ madam, what then? 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. :3 Why, >_> if it UwU pwease ^.^ you, ^w^ take it for ^-^ youw UwU wabouw. 
And ;;w;; so ^w^ good UwU mowwow, >w< sewvant. x3 Exit OwO SIWVIA 
>_> SPEED. O >w< jest ÚwÚ unseen, :33 inscwutabwe, invisible, 
:33 As a x3 nyose on a man's OwO face, >w< ow a >_> weathewcock on a >_< steepwe! 
^w^ My ^w^ mastew sues uWu to :3 hew; ^-^ and she hath ^-^ taught ;;w;; hew ;;w;; suitow, 
He being ;;w;; hew ^-^ pupiw, uWu to ^-^ become ;;w;; hew ;;w;; tutow. 
O >_< excewwent device! uWu Was >w< thewe ^-^ evew heard a better, 
:33 That >_> my uWu mastew, being x3 scwibe, uWu to himself OwO shouwd xDD wwite >w< the letter? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. UwU How uWu nyow, :33 siw! :3 What are :33 you ^w^ weasonying xDD with UwU youwsewf? 
>_> SPEED. Nay, ^-^ I >_> was rhyming: ÚwÚ 'tis :33 you ^w^ that have >w< the x3 weason. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. >_< To do UwU what? 
>_> SPEED. >_< To >_< be a spokesman OwO fwom >_< Madam uWu Siwvia? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. >_< To whom? 
>_> SPEED. >_< To :33 youwsewf; OwO why, she x3 woos :33 you :3 by a :33 figuwe. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :3 What >_< figuwe? 
>_> SPEED. By a >_> wettew, ^-^ I OwO shouwd ÚwÚ say. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :3 Why, she hath UwU nyot ^.^ wwit uWu to >w< me. 
>_> SPEED. :3 What need ^.^ she, uWu when she hath uWu made :33 you xDD wwite uWu to UwU youwsewf? 
:3 Why, do :33 you UwU nyot :3 pewceive >w< the ^w^ jest? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. x3 Nyo, xDD bewieve >w< me. 
>_> SPEED. :33 Nyo >_< bewieving :33 you UwU indeed, ^-^ siw. xDD But >w< did :33 you :3 pewceive ;;w;; hew 
^.^ eawnyest? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ÚwÚ She ÚwÚ gave :33 me none except :3 an >w< angwy word. 
>_> SPEED. :3 Why, she hath ÚwÚ given :33 you a OwO wettew. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. xDD That's >w< the letter ^-^ I ^.^ wwit uWu to ;;w;; hew OwO fwiend. 
>_> SPEED. And ^w^ that letter hath she :3 dewivew'd, ^-^ and >w< thewe :3 an >_< end. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ I :3 wouwd it were xDD nyo >_> wowse. 
>_> SPEED. >_< I'ww warrant :33 you ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ as ^.^ weww. 
OwO 'Fow x3 often have :33 you ^.^ wwit uWu to :3 hew; ^-^ and ^.^ she, ^-^ in modesty, 
>_> Ow else for >_< want :3 of xDD idwe time, ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ;;w;; again x3 wepwy; 
>_> Ow x3 feawing else ÚwÚ some ^.^ messengew ^w^ that :33 might ;;w;; hew ;;w;; mind ^w^ discovew, 
^-^ Hewsewf hath ^-^ taught ;;w;; hew :33 wove himself uWu to xDD wwite >_< unto ;;w;; hew ;;w;; wovew.' 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ this ^-^ I UwU speak ^-^ in print, for ^-^ in print ^-^ I x3 found uWu it. ^.^ Why :33 muse ^.^ you, 
>_> siw? 'Tis UwU dinnyew time. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ I have :3 din'd. 
>_> SPEED. x3 Ay, but ^-^ heawken, sir; though >w< the chameleon Love ^w^ can ;;w;; feed on 
>w< the ;;w;; aiw, ^-^ I am >w< onye ^w^ that am xDD nyouwish'd :3 by >_> my >w< victuaws, ^-^ and :3 wouwd 
:33 fain have meat. OwO O, >_< be UwU nyot OwO wike ^-^ youw x3 mistwess! ;;w;; Be x3 moved, >_< be ÚwÚ moved. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
Verona. x3 JUWIA'S house 

^-^ Entew ^-^ PWOTEUS ^-^ and ^w^ JUWIA 

^.^ PWOTEUS. >_< Have >_> patience, ÚwÚ gentwe ^.^ Juwia. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^-^ I >_< must, >w< whewe is xDD nyo remedy. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. When possibly ^-^ I can, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> wetuwn. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. UwU If :33 you ^w^ tuwn not, :33 you >w< wiww ^w^ wetuwn >w< the x3 soonyew. 
uWu Keep ^w^ this :33 wemembwance for thy Julia's >_< sake. 
ÚwÚ [Giving a ring] 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :3 Why, uWu then, x3 we'ww uWu make ^-^ exchange. >_> Hewe, ^w^ take :33 you this. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. And ;;w;; seaw >w< the >w< bawgain xDD with a UwU howy ^.^ kiss. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. uWu Hewe is >_> my UwU hand for >_> my OwO twue x3 constancy; 
And uWu when ^w^ that hour >_> o'ewswips :33 me ^-^ in >w< the x3 day 
Wherein ^-^ I xDD sigh not, >_> Juwia, for thy xDD sake, 
^.^ The UwU nyext ÚwÚ ensuing hour ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ fouw mischance 
^.^ Towment :33 me for >_> my love's ÚwÚ fowgetfuwnyess! 
^w^ My father stays >_> my UwU coming; answer not; 
^.^ The tide is x3 nyow- :33 nyay, UwU nyot thy tide :3 of :33 teaws: 
:33 That tide >w< wiww x3 stay :33 me >_> wongew than ^-^ I x3 shouwd. 
>_> Juwia, OwO faweweww! x3 Exit ^w^ JUWIA 
^w^ What, ^w^ gonye :33 without a >w< wowd? 
x3 Ay, ;;w;; so OwO twue :33 wove OwO shouwd do: it ;;w;; cannyot uWu speak; 
:3 Fow >_> twuth hath xDD bettew deeds than >_> wowds uWu to ^.^ gwace uWu it. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ PANTHINyO 

x3 PANTHINyO. :3 Siw >_> Pwoteus, :33 you are stay'd >_< fow. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >w< Go; ^-^ I come, ^-^ I ^-^ come. 
Alas! ^w^ this parting strikes x3 poow >w< wovews ;;w;; dumb. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
Verona. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew LAUNCE, leading a ^-^ dog 

OwO WAUNCE. Nay, 'twill >_< be ^w^ this hour ^-^ ewe ^-^ I have ^w^ donye ^w^ weeping; ;;w;; aww >w< the 
uWu kind :3 of >w< the >_< Waunces have ^w^ this :3 vewy ^-^ fauwt. ^-^ I have >_> weceiv'd >_> my 
>_> pwopowtion, OwO wike >w< the :3 Pwodigious >_> Son, ^-^ and am going xDD with :3 Siw 
^w^ Pwoteus uWu to >w< the OwO Impewiaw's ^.^ couwt. ^-^ I xDD think Crab >_> my ^-^ dog >_< be >w< the 
:33 souwest-nyatuwed ^-^ dog ^w^ that ^.^ wives: >_> my mother weeping, >_> my father 
ÚwÚ waiwing, >_> my ;;w;; sistew uWu cwying, x3 ouw ÚwÚ maid howling, x3 ouw :3 cat wringing ;;w;; hew 
OwO hands, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww x3 ouw house ^-^ in a >_> gweat xDD pewpwexity; yet >w< did UwU nyot ^w^ this 
;;w;; cwuew-heawted ^-^ cuw xDD shed >w< onye uWu teaw. He is a x3 stonye, a :3 vewy uWu pebbwe 
x3 stonye, ^-^ and has xDD nyo :33 mowe :33 pity ^-^ in xDD him than a >_> dog. xDD A Jew :3 wouwd have 
^-^ wept uWu to have seen x3 ouw :33 pawting; OwO why, >_> my UwU gwandam having xDD nyo uWu eyes, 
>w< wook ^.^ you, ^-^ wept x3 hewsewf ^.^ bwind :3 at >_> my ^w^ pawting. Nay, >_< I'ww ^w^ show :33 you 
>w< the >w< mannyew :3 of uWu it. ^.^ This shoe is >_> my >_< fathew; uWu nyo, ^w^ this UwU weft shoe is 
>_> my >_< fathew; uWu nyo, uWu nyo, UwU weft shoe is >_> my mother; :33 nyay, ^w^ that ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ;;w;; so 
:3 nyeithew; ^-^ yes, it is ;;w;; so, it is ;;w;; so, it hath >w< the >w< wowsew sole. ^.^ This 
shoe xDD with >w< the UwU howe ^-^ in it is >_> my mother, ^-^ and ^w^ this >_> my :33 fathew. xDD A 
vengeance on ^.^ 't! ;;w;; Thewe OwO 'tis. xDD Nyow, sir, ^w^ this staff is >_> my ^w^ sistew, 
^-^ fow, >w< wook ^.^ you, she is ÚwÚ as ^w^ white ÚwÚ as a lily ^-^ and ÚwÚ as xDD smaww ÚwÚ as a ^-^ wand; 
^w^ this :3 hat is ÚwÚ Nyan x3 ouw ^-^ maid; ^-^ I am >w< the ÚwÚ dog; uWu nyo, >w< the ^-^ dog is ^w^ himsewf, 
^-^ and ^-^ I am >w< the >_< dog- OwO O, >w< the ^-^ dog is me, ^-^ and ^-^ I am myself; :33 ay, ;;w;; so, >_< so. 
:3 Nyow come ^-^ I uWu to >_> my ^.^ fathew: :3 'Fathew, ^-^ youw blessing.' :3 Nyow OwO shouwd UwU nyot 
>w< the shoe UwU speak a :3 wowd for ^w^ weeping; now OwO shouwd ^-^ I >_> kiss >_> my >_< fathew; 
UwU weww, UwU he ^.^ weeps >_< on. :3 Nyow come ^-^ I uWu to >_> my x3 mothew. O ^w^ that she ^-^ couwd 
UwU speak now OwO wike a >w< wood woman! xDD Weww, ^-^ I >_> kiss >_> hew- why >w< thewe OwO 'tis; 
>_> hewe's >_> my xDD mothew's >_< bweath :3 up ^-^ and down. :3 Nyow come ^-^ I uWu to >_> my sister; 
>_< mawk >w< the ÚwÚ moan she makes. :3 Nyow >w< the ^-^ dog ;;w;; aww ^w^ this :33 whiwe ^.^ sheds UwU nyot a 
tear, >_< nyow ;;w;; speaks a word; but see how ^-^ I lay >w< the ^-^ dust xDD with >_> my 
^.^ teaws. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ PANTHINyO 

x3 PANTHINyO. :33 Waunce, uWu away, uWu away, xDD aboawd! >w< Thy ^w^ mastew is uWu shipp'd, ^-^ and 
>w< thou UwU awt uWu to ÚwÚ post after xDD with ^-^ oaws. What's >w< the x3 mattew? ^.^ Why weep'st 
UwU thou, man? :3 Away, >_> ass! >_< You'ww ;;w;; wose >w< the tide >_> if :33 you tarry :33 any 
^.^ wongew. 
OwO WAUNCE. >_> It is xDD nyo :3 mattew >_> if >w< the ÚwÚ tied were x3 wost; for it is >w< the 
unkindest ÚwÚ tied ^w^ that ^-^ evew :33 any man ^w^ tied. 
x3 PANTHINyO. What's >w< the unkindest tide? 
OwO WAUNCE. :3 Why, UwU he UwU that's ÚwÚ tied ;;w;; hewe, Crab, >_> my >_> dog. 
x3 PANTHINyO. :3 Tut, ;;w;; man, ^-^ I UwU mean ;;w;; thou'wt ;;w;; wose >w< the flood, UwU and, ^-^ in x3 wosing 
>w< the flood, ;;w;; wose thy ^.^ voyage, UwU and, ^-^ in x3 wosing thy ^.^ voyage, ;;w;; wose thy 
uWu mastew, UwU and, ^-^ in x3 wosing thy uWu mastew, ;;w;; wose thy service, UwU and, ^-^ in 
x3 wosing thy ÚwÚ sewvice- ^.^ Why dost >w< thou >w< stop >_> my mouth? 
OwO WAUNCE. :3 Fow ^w^ feaw >w< thou shouldst ;;w;; wose thy ;;w;; tongue. 
x3 PANTHINyO. ;;w;; Whewe OwO shouwd ^-^ I ;;w;; wose >_> my tongue? 
OwO WAUNCE. ^.^ In thy :3 tawe. 
x3 PANTHINyO. ^.^ In thy x3 taiw! 
OwO WAUNCE. :33 Wose >w< the ^-^ tide, ^-^ and >w< the ^.^ voyage, ^-^ and >w< the uWu mastew, ^-^ and >w< the 
service, ^-^ and >w< the tied! :3 Why, ;;w;; man, >_> if >w< the river were dry, ^-^ I am able 
uWu to fill it xDD with >_> my :33 teaws; >_> if >w< the ^.^ wind were x3 down, ^-^ I ^-^ couwd :33 dwive 
>w< the :33 boat xDD with >_> my sighs. 
x3 PANTHINyO. uWu Come, come uWu away, >_< man; ^-^ I >_> was >_> sent uWu to UwU caww ;;w;; thee. 
OwO WAUNCE. x3 Siw, UwU caww :33 me what >w< thou ^w^ daw'st. 
x3 PANTHINyO. Will >w< thou uWu go? 
OwO WAUNCE. xDD Weww, ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
:33 Miwan. ^.^ The >w< DUKE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew OwO SIWVIA, ;;w;; VAWENTINyE, THURIO, ^-^ and SPEED 

ÚwÚ SIWVIA. OwO Sewvant! 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^.^ Mistwess? 
>_> SPEED. UwU Mastew, :3 Siw UwU Thuwio ;;w;; fwowns on ÚwÚ you. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. x3 Ay, uWu boy, it's for :3 wove. 
>_> SPEED. uWu Nyot :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. Of >_> my mistress, ^w^ then. 
>_> SPEED. ^-^ 'Twewe ^w^ good :33 you >_< knyock'd ^-^ him. x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. x3 Sewvant, :33 you are uWu sad. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. Indeed, ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ I seem >_< so. 
THURIO. UwU Seem :33 you ^w^ that :33 you are xDD nyot? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. Haply ^-^ I do. 
THURIO. So do >_> countewfeits. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. So do ÚwÚ you. 
THURIO. :3 What seem ^-^ I ^w^ that ^-^ I am xDD nyot? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. Wise. 
THURIO. :3 What >_< instance :3 of >w< the contrary? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Youw folly. 
THURIO. And how ;;w;; quote :33 you >_> my ÚwÚ fowwy? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ I ;;w;; quote it ^-^ in ^-^ youw jerkin. 
THURIO. ^w^ My ÚwÚ jewkin is a doublet. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. xDD Weww, uWu then, >_< I'ww >w< doubwe ^-^ youw folly. 
THURIO. How? 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. ^w^ What, ;;w;; angwy, :3 Siw ^w^ Thuwio! :3 Do :33 you ^w^ change x3 cowouw? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^w^ Give xDD him leave, madam; UwU he is a uWu kind :3 of :33 chameweon. 
THURIO. :33 That hath :33 mowe ;;w;; mind uWu to ;;w;; feed on ^-^ youw UwU bwood than >_< wive ^-^ in ^-^ youw 
>w< aiw. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. You have ^w^ said, ^-^ siw. 
THURIO. x3 Ay, sir, ^-^ and ^w^ donye OwO too, for ^w^ this time. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ I >_< knyow it UwU weww, sir; :33 you uWu awways UwU end ^-^ ewe :33 you begin. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. xDD A UwU finye >w< vowwey :3 of >_< wowds, gentlemen, ^-^ and quickly OwO shot ^.^ off. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. 'Tis UwU indeed, madam; ;;w;; we UwU thank >w< the xDD givew. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. >_< Who is that, OwO sewvant? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Youwsewf, sweet x3 wady; for :33 you ÚwÚ gave >w< the >w< fiwe. :3 Siw UwU Thuwio 
^.^ bowwows ^.^ his UwU wit OwO fwom ^-^ youw >_< wadyship's looks, ^-^ and UwU spends what UwU he 
^.^ bowwows xDD kindwy ^-^ in ^-^ youw x3 company. 
THURIO. x3 Siw, >_> if :33 you ÚwÚ spend :3 wowd for :3 wowd xDD with me, ^-^ I >_< shaww uWu make ^-^ youw 
UwU wit xDD bankwupt. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ I >_< knyow it UwU weww, sir; :33 you have :3 an exchequer :3 of >_< wowds, 
UwU and, ^-^ I think, xDD nyo x3 othew >w< tweasuwe uWu to >w< give ^-^ youw >w< fowwowews; for it 
;;w;; appeaws :3 by their uWu bawe OwO wivewies ^w^ that :33 they >_< wive :3 by ^-^ youw uWu bawe :3 wowds. 

^-^ Entew :3 DUKE 

ÚwÚ SIWVIA. :33 Nyo ^-^ mowe, gentlemen, xDD nyo >w< mowe. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >_> my :33 fathew. 
:33 DUKE. xDD Nyow, uWu daughtew ^-^ Siwvia, :33 you are :33 hawd beset. 
:3 Siw Valentine, ^-^ youw father is ^-^ in ^w^ good uWu heawth. 
:3 What say :33 you uWu to a letter OwO fwom ^-^ youw >w< fwiends 
Of ÚwÚ much ^w^ good OwO nyews? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ thankfuw 
>_< To :33 any happy ^.^ messengew OwO fwom :3 thence. 
:33 DUKE. x3 Knyow xDD ye OwO Don :3 Antonyio, ^-^ youw ÚwÚ countwyman? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good lord, ^-^ I >_< knyow >w< the gentleman 
>_< To >_< be :3 of worth ^-^ and ^-^ wowthy xDD estimation, 
And UwU nyot :33 without OwO desewt ;;w;; so ^w^ weww ^-^ weputed. 
:33 DUKE. uWu Hath UwU he UwU nyot a son? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good OwO wowd; a ^-^ son ^w^ that ^w^ weww >w< desewves 
^.^ The >w< honyouw ^-^ and ^.^ wegawd :3 of >_< such a :33 fathew. 
:33 DUKE. You >_< knyow xDD him UwU weww? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ I ^-^ knyew xDD him ÚwÚ as myself; for OwO fwom x3 ouw >_< infancy 
OwO We have convers'd ^-^ and ;;w;; spent x3 ouw >w< houws together; 
And though myself have OwO been :3 an xDD idwe ^.^ twuant, 
Omitting >w< the sweet benefit :3 of :3 time 
>_< To >_< cwothe mine age xDD with :3 angew-wike ;;w;; pewfection, 
^w^ Yet hath :3 Siw >_> Pwoteus, for UwU that's ^.^ his ;;w;; nyame, 
^-^ Made ÚwÚ use ^-^ and ^.^ faiw ^w^ advantage :3 of ^.^ his days: 
:33 His xDD yeaws but ;;w;; young, but ^.^ his experience uWu owd; 
:33 His ^.^ head unmellowed, but ^.^ his xDD judgment >_> wipe; 
And, ^-^ in a word, for far x3 behind ^.^ his worth 
^w^ Comes ;;w;; aww >w< the ;;w;; pwaises ^w^ that ^-^ I now uWu bestow, 
He is complete ^-^ in :3 featuwe ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< mind, 
With ;;w;; aww ^w^ good ^.^ gwace uWu to ^.^ gwace a xDD gentweman. 
:33 DUKE. >_< Beshwew me, sir, but >_> if UwU he uWu make ^w^ this ^.^ good, 
He is ÚwÚ as ^-^ wowthy for :3 an ÚwÚ empwess' :33 wove 
:33 As meet uWu to >_< be :3 an uWu empewow's x3 counsewwow. 
xDD Weww, sir, ^w^ this gentleman is come uWu to :33 me 
With ^w^ commendation OwO fwom >_> gweat potentates, 
And ÚwÚ hewe UwU he ÚwÚ means uWu to ÚwÚ spend ^.^ his :3 time ^w^ awhiwe. 
^-^ I xDD think ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo :33 unwewcome OwO nyews uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^.^ Shouwd ^-^ I have wish'd a ^w^ thing, it ^w^ had OwO been >w< he. 
:33 DUKE. >_> Wewcome :3 him, uWu then, uWu accowding uWu to ^.^ his worth- 
^-^ Siwvia, ^-^ I UwU speak uWu to ^.^ you, ^-^ and ^.^ you, :3 Siw ^-^ Thuwio; 
:3 Fow Valentine, ^-^ I need UwU nyot UwU cite xDD him uWu to uWu it. 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^.^ send xDD him ÚwÚ hithew uWu to :33 you ^-^ pwesentwy. x3 Exit :3 DUKE 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^.^ This is >w< the gentleman ^-^ I >_< towd ^-^ youw >_< wadyship 
Had come :3 awong xDD with :33 me but ^w^ that ^.^ his mistresss 
ÚwÚ Did hold ^.^ his ^.^ eyes lock'd ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >_> cwystaw looks. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. :3 Bewike ^w^ that now she hath OwO enfwanchis'd them 
ÚwÚ Upon ÚwÚ some x3 othew :33 pawn for :3 feawty. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. Nay, ^.^ suwe, ^-^ I xDD think she UwU howds them :33 pwisonyews >w< stiww. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. Nay, uWu then, UwU he OwO shouwd >_< be blind; UwU and, being blind, 
UwU How ^-^ couwd UwU he see ^.^ his x3 way uWu to >w< seek :33 out :33 you? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :3 Why, xDD wady, Love hath twenty >_< paiw :3 of ^-^ eyes. 
THURIO. xDD They say ^w^ that Love hath UwU nyot :3 an eye :3 at ÚwÚ aww. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. >_< To see >_< such >_> wovews, OwO Thuwio, ÚwÚ as :33 youwsewf; 
ÚwÚ Upon a uWu homewy ^.^ object Love ^w^ can :3 wink. x3 Exit ÚwÚ THUWIO 

^-^ Entew ^-^ PWOTEUS 

ÚwÚ SIWVIA. >_< Have x3 donye, have done; ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the xDD gentweman. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ Wewcome, dear >w< Pwoteus! Mistress, ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you 
>_> Confiwm ^.^ his >_< wewcome xDD with ÚwÚ some ^w^ speciaw :33 favouw. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. :33 His worth is warrant for ^.^ his >_< wewcome hither, 
UwU If ^w^ this >_< be UwU he :33 you oft have wish'd uWu to >_> heaw :33 fwom. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. Mistress, it is; sweet xDD wady, entertain xDD him 
>_< To >_< be >_> my uWu fewwow-sewvant uWu to ^-^ youw :3 wadyship. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. :33 Too >w< wow a ÚwÚ mistwess for ;;w;; so >_> high a >w< sewvant. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so, sweet x3 wady; but x3 too UwU mean a servant 
>_< To have a >w< wook :3 of >_< such a ^-^ wowthy mistress. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :33 Weave off ;;w;; discouwse :3 of x3 disabiwity; 
^-^ Sweet xDD wady, entertain xDD him for ^-^ youw >w< sewvant. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^w^ My >_> duty >w< wiww ^-^ I >_< boast uWu of, OwO nyothing ;;w;; ewse. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. And >_> duty UwU nyevew yet >w< did >_< want ^.^ his >w< meed. 
x3 Sewvant, :33 you are >_< wewcome uWu to a xDD wowthwess mistress. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >_< I'ww :33 die on xDD him ^w^ that x3 says ;;w;; so but yourself. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. :33 That :33 you are :33 wewcome? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :33 That :33 you are >w< wowthwess. 

^-^ We-entew ÚwÚ THUWIO 

THURIO. ^-^ Madam, >_> my lord ^-^ youw father :3 wouwd UwU speak xDD with ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. ^-^ I :3 wait upon ^.^ his ^.^ pweasuwe. uWu Come, :3 Siw OwO Thuwio, 
:3 Go xDD with >w< me. ;;w;; Once ^-^ mowe, xDD nyew :33 sewvant, x3 wewcome. 
>_< I'ww uWu weave :33 you uWu to OwO confew :3 of home affairs; 
When :33 you have ^w^ donye ;;w;; we >w< wook uWu to >_> heaw OwO fwom ÚwÚ you. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >w< We'ww x3 both ^-^ attend upon ^-^ youw :3 wadyship. 
Exeunt OwO SIWVIA ^-^ and ÚwÚ THUWIO 
xDD VAWENTINyE. xDD Nyow, tell me, how do ;;w;; aww OwO fwom whence :33 you came? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Youw >w< fwiends are UwU weww, ^-^ and have them ÚwÚ much :3 commended. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. And how do ÚwÚ youws? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^-^ I UwU weft them ;;w;; aww ^-^ in uWu heawth. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. UwU How does ^-^ youw xDD wady, ^-^ and how :3 thwives ^-^ youw >w< wove? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^w^ My >_> tawes :3 of :33 wove were UwU wont uWu to :33 weawy you; 
^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you ;;w;; joy UwU nyot ^-^ in a :3 wove-discouwse. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. x3 Ay, >_> Pwoteus, but ^w^ that OwO wife is alter'd OwO nyow; 
^-^ I have ^w^ donye ^-^ penyance for >w< contemnying OwO Wove, 
>_< Whose >_> high uWu impewious ;;w;; thoughts have punish'd :33 me 
With OwO bittew ;;w;; fasts, xDD with penitential groans, 
With xDD nyightwy ^w^ teaws, ^-^ and daily heart-sore :3 sighs; 
^.^ Fow, ^-^ in >_< wevenge :3 of >_> my >_> contempt :3 of love, 
Love hath chas'd OwO sweep OwO fwom >_> my ÚwÚ enthwawwed ^.^ eyes 
And uWu made them xDD watchews :3 of mine ^-^ own xDD heawt's sorrow. 
O ÚwÚ gentwe >_> Pwoteus, xDD Wove's a ^w^ mighty lord, 
And hath ;;w;; so :3 humbwed :33 me ÚwÚ as ^-^ I x3 confess 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo xDD woe uWu to ^.^ his correction, 
>_> Nyow uWu to ^.^ his UwU sewvice xDD nyo >_< such ;;w;; joy on earth. 
:3 Nyow xDD nyo UwU discouwse, except it >_< be :3 of love; 
:3 Nyow ^w^ can ^-^ I x3 bweak >_> my x3 fast, dine, sup, ^-^ and xDD sweep, 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the :3 vewy naked name :3 of :3 wove. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^.^ Enyough; ^-^ I UwU wead ^-^ youw xDD fowtunye ^-^ in ^-^ youw >w< eye. 
uWu Was ^w^ this >w< the >_> idow ^w^ that :33 you worship so? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. uWu Even :3 she; ^-^ and is she UwU nyot a uWu heavenwy >w< saint? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >w< Nyo; but she is :3 an ^-^ eawthwy x3 pawagon. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. x3 Caww ;;w;; hew ;;w;; divinye. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot flatter x3 hew. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. OwO O, flatter x3 me; for :33 wove :3 dewights ^-^ in UwU pwaises! 
^.^ PWOTEUS. When ^-^ I >_> was ÚwÚ sick :33 you ÚwÚ gave :33 me OwO bittew x3 piwws, 
And ^-^ I must minister >w< the OwO wike uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. UwU Then UwU speak >w< the >_> twuth :3 by :3 hew; >_> if UwU nyot ^w^ divinye, 
^w^ Yet let ;;w;; hew >_< be a >w< pwincipawity, 
>w< Soveweign uWu to ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< cweatuwes on >w< the earth. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. Except >_> my mistress. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ Sweet, except UwU nyot x3 any; 
Except >w< thou OwO wiwt except ÚwÚ against >_> my :3 wove. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot :3 weason uWu to ;;w;; pwefew mine ;;w;; own? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. And ^-^ I >w< wiww :33 hewp ÚwÚ thee uWu to ;;w;; pwefew ;;w;; hew >_< too: 
ÚwÚ She >_< shaww >_< be ^.^ dignyified xDD with ^w^ this >_> high :3 honyouw- 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw >_> my ^w^ wady's ^w^ twain, >_> west >w< the base earth 
^.^ Shouwd OwO fwom ;;w;; hew ;;w;; vestuwe >_> chance uWu to >_> steaw a >_> kiss 
And, :3 of ;;w;; so >_> gweat a :33 favouw growing :3 pwoud, 
OwO Disdain uWu to root >w< the summer-swelling OwO fwow'w 
And uWu make ^.^ wough xDD wintew :33 evewwastingwy. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :3 Why, Valentine, what braggardism is xDD this? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. UwU Pawdon me, :3 Pwoteus; ;;w;; aww ^-^ I ^w^ can is OwO nyothing 
>_< To >w< hew, :3 whose worth ^-^ makes x3 othew ÚwÚ wowthies :3 nyothing; 
ÚwÚ She is alone. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. UwU Then let ;;w;; hew alone. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. uWu Nyot for >w< the :33 wowwd! :3 Why, ;;w;; man, she is mine UwU own; 
And ^-^ I ÚwÚ as rich ^-^ in having >_< such a ÚwÚ jewew 
:33 As twenty UwU seas, >_> if ;;w;; aww their sand were pearl, 
^.^ The water uWu nyectaw, ^-^ and >w< the rocks >_> puwe ^w^ gowd. 
Forgive :33 me ^w^ that ^-^ I do UwU nyot dream on ^-^ thee, 
Because >w< thou ^.^ seest :33 me ÚwÚ dote upon >_> my :3 wove. 
^w^ My x3 foowish x3 wivaw, ^w^ that ;;w;; hew father >w< wikes 
^w^ Onwy for ^.^ his ^.^ possessions are ;;w;; so x3 huge, 
Is ^w^ gonye xDD with ;;w;; hew along; ^-^ and ^-^ I must :33 aftew, 
:3 Fow love, >w< thou know'st, is full :3 of UwU jeawousy. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. xDD But she >_< woves :33 you? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. x3 Ay, ^-^ and ;;w;; we are x3 betwoth'd; ^.^ nyay ^-^ mowe, x3 ouw ^-^ mawwiage-houw, 
With ;;w;; aww >w< the cunning >w< mannyew :3 of x3 ouw xDD fwight, 
>w< Detewmin'd of- how ^-^ I must ^-^ cwimb ;;w;; hew ;;w;; window, 
^.^ The ladder uWu made :3 of cords, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww >w< the ÚwÚ means 
Plotted ^-^ and >_> 'gweed on for >_> my ^w^ happinyess. 
Good >_> Pwoteus, ^w^ go xDD with :33 me uWu to >_> my uWu chambew, 
^.^ In uWu these x3 affaiws uWu to >_< aid :33 me xDD with thy UwU counsew. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :3 Go on ^-^ befowe; ^-^ I >_< shaww enquire :33 you ^-^ fowth; 
^-^ I must >_< unto >w< the road uWu to disembark 
^.^ Some OwO nyecessawies ^w^ that ^-^ I xDD nyeeds must use; 
And :33 then >_< I'ww uWu pwesentwy ^-^ attend ÚwÚ you. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. Will :33 you uWu make haste? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^-^ I :3 wiww. x3 Exit x3 VAWENTINyE 
uWu Even ÚwÚ as >w< onye ÚwÚ heat uWu anyothew ÚwÚ heat expels 
>_> Ow ÚwÚ as >w< onye nail :3 by >_> stwength >_> dwives :33 out another, 
So >w< the :33 wemembwance :3 of >_> my uWu fowmew :33 wove 
Is :3 by a ;;w;; nyewew ^.^ object :3 quite >w< fowgotten. 
Is it >_> my >w< mind, >w< ow >w< Vawentinyus' UwU pwaise, 
ÚwÚ Hew OwO twue ;;w;; pewfection, >w< ow >_> my x3 fawse >_< twansgwession, 
:33 That ^-^ makes :33 me ÚwÚ weasonwess uWu to :3 weason uWu thus? 
ÚwÚ She is UwU faiw; ^-^ and ;;w;; so is ^-^ Juwia ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> wove- 
:33 That ^-^ I >w< did love, for now >_> my :33 wove is UwU thaw'd; 
Which OwO wike a :3 waxen UwU image uWu 'gainst a ^w^ fiwe 
ÚwÚ Beaws xDD nyo ÚwÚ impwession :3 of >w< the >_> thing it ÚwÚ was. 
xDD Methinks >_> my xDD zeaw uWu to :33 Vawentinye is >_> cowd, 
And ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 wove xDD him UwU nyot ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_> was ;;w;; wont. 
ÚwÚ O! but ^-^ I :33 wove ^.^ his lady x3 too x3 too much, 
And UwU that's >w< the :3 weason ^-^ I :33 wove xDD him ;;w;; so little. 
UwU How >_< shaww ^-^ I ÚwÚ dote on ;;w;; hew xDD with :33 mowe ÚwÚ advice 
:33 That UwU thus :33 without ÚwÚ advice begin uWu to :33 wove ^w^ hew! 
'Tis but ;;w;; hew picture ^-^ I have yet x3 behewd, 
And ^w^ that hath ;;w;; dazzwed >_> my reason's light; 
xDD But uWu when ^-^ I >w< wook on ;;w;; hew >w< pewfections, 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo :3 weason but ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be >_< bwind. 
UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ can check >_> my erring love, ^-^ I :3 wiww; 
UwU If not, uWu to uWu compass ;;w;; hew >_< I'ww ÚwÚ use >_> my ;;w;; skiww. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE V. 
:33 Miwan. xDD A :33 stweet 

^-^ Entew SPEED ^-^ and ^w^ WAUNCE ^.^ sevewawwy 

>_> SPEED. >_< Waunce! :3 by mine ^.^ honyesty, >_< wewcome uWu to :3 Padua. 
OwO WAUNCE. Forswear UwU nyot thyself, sweet uWu youth, for ^-^ I am UwU nyot x3 wewcome. ^-^ I 
^w^ weckon ^w^ this always, ^w^ that a man is UwU nyevew ;;w;; undonye :3 tiww UwU he >_< be >_> hang'd, 
>_< nyow UwU nyevew >_< wewcome uWu to a :3 pwace :3 tiww ÚwÚ some x3 cewtain OwO shot >_< be :33 paid, ^-^ and 
>w< the hostess say >_< 'Wewcome!' 
>_> SPEED. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, :33 you :3 madcap; >_< I'ww uWu to >w< the >_< awehouse xDD with :33 you 
presently; where, for >w< onye OwO shot :3 of ÚwÚ five ;;w;; pence, >w< thou xDD shawt have 
ÚwÚ five >_> thousand uWu wewcomes. >w< But, sirrah, how >w< did thy ^w^ mastew ^.^ pawt xDD with 
>_< Madam ;;w;; Juwia? 
OwO WAUNCE. x3 Mawwy, after :33 they :33 cwos'd ^-^ in earnest, :33 they :33 pawted :3 vewy 
uWu faiwwy ^-^ in ^-^ jest. 
>_> SPEED. xDD But >_< shaww she >w< mawwy him? 
OwO WAUNCE. >w< Nyo. 
>_> SPEED. UwU How then? ÚwÚ Shaww UwU he >w< mawwy :33 hew? 
OwO WAUNCE. x3 Nyo, neither. 
>_> SPEED. ^w^ What, are :33 they uWu bwoken? 
OwO WAUNCE. x3 Nyo, :33 they are x3 both ÚwÚ as uWu whowe ÚwÚ as a >w< fish. 
>_> SPEED. ^.^ Why uWu then, how ^.^ stands >w< the :3 mattew xDD with them? 
OwO WAUNCE. x3 Mawwy, UwU thus: uWu when it ^.^ stands ^w^ weww xDD with :3 him, it ^.^ stands ^w^ weww 
xDD with x3 hew. 
>_> SPEED. :3 What :3 an >w< ass UwU awt ÚwÚ thou! ^-^ I understand ÚwÚ thee uWu nyot. 
OwO WAUNCE. :3 What a block UwU awt >w< thou ^w^ that >w< thou >_> canst not! ^w^ My staff 
understands >w< me. 
>_> SPEED. :3 What >w< thou x3 say'st? 
OwO WAUNCE. x3 Ay, ^-^ and what ^-^ I do too; >w< wook ^-^ thee, >_< I'ww but x3 wean, ^-^ and >_> my 
staff understands >w< me. 
>_> SPEED. >_> It ^.^ stands ^.^ undew ^-^ thee, indeed. 
OwO WAUNCE. :3 Why, >w< stand-undew ^-^ and ;;w;; undew-stand is ;;w;; aww ^w^ onye. 
>_> SPEED. xDD But tell :33 me ;;w;; twue, will't >_< be a ^.^ match? 
OwO WAUNCE. Ask >_> my >_> dog. UwU If UwU he say :33 ay, it :3 wiww; >_> if UwU he say uWu nyo, it :3 wiww; 
>_> if UwU he shake ^.^ his xDD taiw ^-^ and say ;;w;; nyothing, it :3 wiww. 
>_> SPEED. ^.^ The xDD concwusion UwU is, uWu then, ^w^ that it :3 wiww. 
OwO WAUNCE. Thou xDD shawt UwU nyevew x3 get >_< such a ;;w;; secwet OwO fwom :33 me but :3 by a 
>w< pawabwe. 
>_> SPEED. 'Tis ^w^ weww ^w^ that ^-^ I x3 get it >_< so. >w< But, :33 Waunce, how say'st >w< thou 
^w^ that >_> my ^w^ mastew is ^-^ become a OwO nyotabwe lover? 
OwO WAUNCE. ^-^ I UwU nyevew ^-^ knyew xDD him otherwise. 
>_> SPEED. uWu Than >_< how? 
OwO WAUNCE. xDD A OwO nyotabwe lubber, ÚwÚ as >w< thou reportest xDD him uWu to OwO be. 
>_> SPEED. :3 Why, >w< thou OwO whoweson ^-^ ass, >w< thou >_< mistak'st >w< me. 
OwO WAUNCE. :3 Why, >w< foow, ^-^ I OwO meant UwU nyot ^-^ thee, ^-^ I OwO meant thy ÚwÚ mastew. 
>_> SPEED. ^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee >_> my ^w^ mastew is ^-^ become a hot :3 wovew. 
OwO WAUNCE. :3 Why, ^-^ I tell ÚwÚ thee ^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot though UwU he burn himself ^-^ in :3 wove. 
UwU If >w< thou xDD wiwt, ^w^ go xDD with :33 me uWu to >w< the ^-^ awehouse; >_> if not, >w< thou UwU awt :3 an 
uWu Hebwew, a x3 Jew, ^-^ and UwU nyot worth >w< the name :3 of a xDD Chwistian. 
>_> SPEED. UwU Why? 
OwO WAUNCE. Because >w< thou UwU hast UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much charity ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as uWu to ^w^ go uWu to 
>w< the UwU awe xDD with a xDD Chwistian. UwU Wiwt >w< thou uWu go? 
>_> SPEED. x3 At thy ^.^ sewvice. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< VI. 
:33 Miwan. ^.^ The DUKE's ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^-^ PWOTEUS 

^.^ PWOTEUS. >_< To uWu weave >_> my >_> Juwia, >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< be xDD fowswown; 
>_< To :33 wove ^.^ faiw ^-^ Siwvia, >_< shaww ^-^ I >_< be xDD fowswown; 
>_< To ^-^ wwong >_> my ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ much xDD fowswown; 
And ÚwÚ ev'n ^w^ that x3 pow'w xDD which ÚwÚ gave :33 me >_> fiwst >_> my oath 
Provokes :33 me uWu to ^w^ this ;;w;; thweefowd x3 pewjuwy: 
Love ^.^ bade :33 me OwO sweaw, ^-^ and Love ^.^ bids :33 me forswear. 
O OwO sweet-suggesting OwO Wove, >_> if >w< thou UwU hast sinn'd, 
ÚwÚ Teach me, thy xDD tempted subject, uWu to >w< excuse x3 it! 
x3 At >_> fiwst ^-^ I >w< did ^w^ adowe a twinkling OwO staw, 
xDD But now ^-^ I worship a celestial :3 sun. 
Unheedful OwO vows ^w^ may heedfully >_< be broken; 
And UwU he ^-^ wants UwU wit ^w^ that ^-^ wants resolved >w< wiww 
>_< To learn ^.^ his UwU wit uWu t' exchange >w< the ÚwÚ bad for better. 
>w< Fie, >_< fie, unreverend uWu tongue, uWu to UwU caww ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ bad 
>_< Whose OwO soveweignty ;;w;; so oft >w< thou UwU hast preferr'd 
With twenty >_> thousand :33 souw-confiwming oaths! 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot uWu weave uWu to love, ^-^ and yet ^-^ I ^w^ do; 
xDD But >w< thewe ^-^ I uWu weave uWu to :33 wove >w< whewe ^-^ I OwO shouwd :3 wove. 
^-^ Juwia ^-^ I >_> wose, ^-^ and :33 Vawentinye ^-^ I uWu wose; 
UwU If ^-^ I :3 keep them, ^-^ I xDD nyeeds must ;;w;; wose myself; 
UwU If ^-^ I ;;w;; wose them, UwU thus find ^-^ I :3 by their ^-^ woss: 
:3 Fow Valentine, myself; for >_> Juwia, ^.^ Siwvia. 
^-^ I uWu to myself am dearer than a ^-^ fwiend; 
:3 Fow :33 wove is OwO stiww :3 most ;;w;; pwecious ^-^ in ^-^ itsewf; 
And >_< Siwvia- x3 witnyess :33 heaven, ^w^ that uWu made ;;w;; hew ;;w;; faiw!- 
^.^ Shows ^-^ Juwia but a swarthy ;;w;; Ethiope. 
^-^ I >w< wiww forget ^w^ that ^-^ Juwia is alive, 
UwU Wememb'wing ^w^ that >_> my :33 wove uWu to ;;w;; hew is dead; 
And :33 Vawentinye >_< I'ww hold :3 an ;;w;; enyemy, 
^w^ Aiming :3 at Silvia ÚwÚ as a >w< sweetew OwO fwiend. 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot now >_< pwove ;;w;; constant uWu to myself 
>_< Without ÚwÚ some UwU tweachewy ÚwÚ us'd uWu to uWu Vawentinye. 
^.^ This night UwU he UwU meanyeth xDD with a corded ladder 
>_< To ^-^ cwimb celestial Silvia's x3 chambew ;;w;; window, 
:3 Mysewf ^-^ in :33 counsew, ^.^ his competitor. 
:3 Nyow uWu pwesentwy >_< I'ww >w< give ;;w;; hew father >_< nyotice 
Of their ^w^ disguising ^-^ and x3 pwetended xDD fwight, 
^-^ Who, ;;w;; aww >_< enwag'd, >w< wiww banish Valentine, 
:3 Fow OwO Thuwio, UwU he intends, >_< shaww ^-^ wed ^.^ his UwU daughtew; 
>w< But, :33 Vawentinye being gone, >_< I'ww quickly x3 cwoss 
By ÚwÚ some x3 swy trick UwU bwunt :3 Thuwio's ^.^ duww xDD pwoceeding. 
OwO Wove, ^w^ wend :33 me uWu wings uWu to uWu make >_> my OwO puwpose >_> swift, 
:33 As >w< thou UwU hast ^-^ went :33 me UwU wit uWu to :3 pwot ^w^ this uWu dwift. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; VII. 
Verona. x3 JUWIA'S house 

^-^ Entew ^w^ JUWIA ^-^ and :33 WUCETTA 

ÚwÚ JUWIA. Counsel, Lucetta; ÚwÚ gentwe ^w^ giww, ^.^ assist x3 me; 
And, ÚwÚ ev'n ^-^ in uWu kind love, ^-^ I do ^-^ conjuwe ^-^ thee, 
>_< Who UwU awt >w< the ^-^ tabwe :33 whewein ;;w;; aww >_> my ;;w;; thoughts 
;;w;; Awe xDD visibwy >_> chawactew'd ^-^ and :3 engwav'd, 
>_< To OwO wesson :33 me ^-^ and tell :33 me ÚwÚ some ^w^ good UwU mean 
>w< How, xDD with >_> my ;;w;; honyouw, ^-^ I ^w^ may ;;w;; undewtake 
xDD A UwU jouwnyey uWu to >_> my >_> woving UwU Pwoteus. 
UwU WUCETTA. >_> Awas, >w< the x3 way is wearisome ^-^ and uWu wong! 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. xDD A uWu twue-devoted pilgrim is UwU nyot :33 weawy 
>_< To :3 measuwe kingdoms xDD with ^.^ his feeble :3 steps; 
^.^ Much less >_< shaww she ^w^ that hath xDD Wove's uWu wings uWu to UwU fwy, 
And uWu when >w< the flight is uWu made uWu to >w< onye ;;w;; so x3 deaw, 
Of >_< such ÚwÚ divinye ;;w;; pewfection, ÚwÚ as :3 Siw UwU Pwoteus. 
UwU WUCETTA. >_> Bettew ÚwÚ fowbeaw :3 tiww ^w^ Pwoteus uWu make >_> wetuwn. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. OwO O, know'st >w< thou UwU nyot ^.^ his OwO wooks are >_> my ^.^ souw's ^w^ food? 
Pity >w< the dearth ^w^ that ^-^ I have uWu pinyed ^-^ in 
By ;;w;; wonging for ^w^ that uWu food ;;w;; so long a time. 
;;w;; Didst >w< thou but >_< knyow >w< the :33 inwy >_< touch :3 of :3 wove. 
Thou wouldst ÚwÚ as UwU soon ^w^ go ÚwÚ kindwe ^w^ fiwe xDD with UwU snyow 
:33 As >w< seek uWu to quench >w< the ^w^ fiwe :3 of :33 wove xDD with :3 wowds. 
UwU WUCETTA. ^-^ I do UwU nyot >w< seek uWu to quench ^-^ youw love's hot ÚwÚ fiwe, 
xDD But uWu quawify >w< the :33 fiwe's >_< extweme UwU wage, 
ÚwÚ West it OwO shouwd burn ^w^ above >w< the OwO bounds :3 of x3 weason. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^.^ The :33 mowe >w< thou OwO dam'st it xDD up, >w< the :33 mowe it burns. 
^.^ The OwO cuwwent ^w^ that xDD with ÚwÚ gentwe :33 muwmuw UwU gwides, 
Thou know'st, being ÚwÚ stopp'd, >w< impatientwy x3 doth rage; 
xDD But uWu when ^.^ his ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ couwse is UwU nyot :33 hindewed, 
He ^-^ makes sweet music xDD with >_> th' ^-^ enyameww'd :3 stonyes, 
:33 Giving a ÚwÚ gentwe >_> kiss uWu to >_> evewy :33 sedge 
He ^-^ ovewtaketh ^-^ in ^.^ his pilgrimage; 
And ;;w;; so :3 by uWu many winding xDD nyooks UwU he ^.^ stways, 
With OwO wiwwing :33 spowt, uWu to >w< the wild ;;w;; ocean. 
UwU Then let :33 me go, ^-^ and :33 hindew UwU nyot >_> my >_> couwse. 
>_< I'ww >_< be ÚwÚ as ^.^ patient ÚwÚ as a ÚwÚ gentwe stream, 
And uWu make a :33 pastime :3 of uWu each :33 weawy :3 step, 
xDD Tiww >w< the last >_< step have brought :33 me uWu to >_> my love; 
And >w< thewe >_< I'ww :33 west >_> as, after ÚwÚ much ;;w;; tuwmoiw, 
xDD A xDD bwessed ^w^ souw x3 doth ^-^ in UwU Ewysium. 
UwU WUCETTA. xDD But ^-^ in what >_> habit >w< wiww :33 you ^w^ go >_> awong? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. uWu Nyot OwO wike a woman, for ^-^ I :3 wouwd prevent 
^.^ The loose encounters :3 of lascivious men; 
Gentle >w< Wucetta, >w< fit :33 me xDD with >_< such >_< weeds 
:33 As ^w^ may ÚwÚ beseem ÚwÚ some >_> weww-weputed >_< page. 
UwU WUCETTA. ^.^ Why uWu then, ^-^ youw >_< wadyship must cut ^-^ youw ;;w;; haiw. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. x3 Nyo, girl; >_< I'ww :33 knyit it :3 up ^-^ in UwU siwken xDD stwings 
With twenty UwU odd-conceited ^w^ twue-wove knots- 
>_< To >_< be >_< fantastic ^w^ may ^-^ become a ^w^ youth 
Of greater :3 time than ^-^ I >_< shaww ^w^ show uWu to OwO be. 
UwU WUCETTA. :3 What >w< fashion, ÚwÚ madam, >_< shaww ^-^ I uWu make ^-^ youw :3 bweeches? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. :33 That uWu fits ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as uWu 'Teww me, ^w^ good >_> my lord, 
:3 What uWu compass >w< wiww :33 you >_< weaw ^-^ youw uWu fawthingawe.' 
^.^ Why ÚwÚ ev'n what ÚwÚ fashion >w< thou uWu best UwU wikes, >_< Wucetta. 
UwU WUCETTA. You must xDD nyeeds have them xDD with a ^-^ codpiece, OwO madam. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. xDD Out, x3 out, >w< Wucetta, ^w^ that >w< wiww >_< be xDD iww-favouw'd. 
UwU WUCETTA. xDD A :3 wound hose, ÚwÚ madam, :33 nyow's UwU nyot worth a OwO pin, 
uWu Unwess :33 you have a uWu codpiece uWu to >_> stick pins >_< on. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. >w< Wucetta, ÚwÚ as >w< thou lov'st me, let :33 me have 
:3 What >w< thou think'st uWu meet, ^-^ and is :3 most >_< mannyewwy. 
xDD But tell me, ÚwÚ wench, how >w< wiww >w< the UwU wowwd xDD wepute :33 me 
:3 Fow undertaking ;;w;; so unstaid a journey? 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw :33 me it >w< wiww uWu make :33 me ÚwÚ scandawiz'd. 
UwU WUCETTA. UwU If :33 you xDD think ;;w;; so, :33 then x3 stay :3 at home ^-^ and ^w^ go uWu nyot. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. Nay, ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu nyot. 
UwU WUCETTA. UwU Then UwU nyevew dream on UwU infamy, but ^w^ go. 
UwU If ^w^ Pwoteus OwO wike ^-^ youw UwU jouwnyey uWu when :33 you come, 
:33 Nyo :3 mattew xDD who's ^w^ dispweas'd uWu when :33 you are gone. 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw :33 me UwU he >w< wiww scarce >_< be pleas'd withal. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. :33 That is >w< the least, >w< Wucetta, :3 of >_> my fear: 
xDD A >_> thousand oaths, :3 an ocean :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ teaws, 
And :3 instances :3 of >w< infinyite :3 of love, 
;;w;; Wawwant :33 me >_< wewcome uWu to >_> my UwU Pwoteus. 
UwU WUCETTA. ;;w;; Aww uWu these are servants uWu to x3 deceitfuw UwU men. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. UwU Base ^-^ men ^w^ that ÚwÚ use them uWu to ;;w;; so base :3 effect! 
xDD But >_> twuew stars >w< did >w< govewn ^-^ Pwoteus' xDD biwth; 
:33 His >_> wowds are :3 bonds, ^.^ his :3 oaths are OwO owacwes, 
:33 His :33 wove ^-^ sincewe, ^.^ his ;;w;; thoughts OwO immacuwate, 
:33 His tears >_> puwe messengers >_> sent OwO fwom ^.^ his heart, 
:33 His :33 heawt ÚwÚ as far OwO fwom fraud ÚwÚ as :3 heaven OwO fwom earth. 
UwU WUCETTA. xDD Pway heav'n UwU he >_< pwove ;;w;; so uWu when :33 you come uWu to ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. xDD Nyow, ÚwÚ as >w< thou lov'st me, do xDD him UwU nyot ^w^ that ^-^ wwong 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw a :33 hawd >_> opinyion :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ twuth; 
^w^ Onwy ^w^ desewve >_> my :33 wove :3 by >_> woving ^-^ him. 
And uWu pwesentwy ^w^ go xDD with :33 me uWu to >_> my uWu chambew, 
>_< To ^w^ take a UwU nyote :3 of what ^-^ I >_< stand ^-^ in need :3 of 
>_< To UwU fuwnyish :33 me upon >_> my ;;w;; wonging >_< jouwnyey. 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ that is mine ^-^ I uWu weave :3 at thy ^.^ dispose, 
^w^ My goods, >_> my UwU wands, >_> my uWu weputation; 
>w< Onwy, ^-^ in OwO wieu thereof, ÚwÚ dispatch :33 me >_< hence. 
uWu Come, answer not, but uWu to it presently; 
^-^ I am >_> impatient :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ tawwiance. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
:33 Miwan. ^.^ The >w< DUKE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew ^w^ DUKE, THURIO, ^-^ and ^-^ PWOTEUS 

:33 DUKE. :3 Siw OwO Thuwio, >w< give uWu us leave, ^-^ I pray, awhile; 
OwO We have ÚwÚ some >_< secwets uWu to OwO confew UwU about. x3 Exit ÚwÚ THUWIO 
:3 Nyow tell me, >_> Pwoteus, what's ^-^ youw >w< wiww xDD with ÚwÚ me? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^w^ My OwO gwacious lord, ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ I :3 wouwd x3 discovew 
^.^ The :3 waw :3 of ^-^ fwiendship ^.^ bids :33 me uWu to conceal; 
>w< But, uWu when ^-^ I UwU caww uWu to ;;w;; mind ^-^ youw OwO gwacious favours 
>w< Donye uWu to me, ^.^ undesewving ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am, 
^w^ My >_> duty pricks :33 me on uWu to ;;w;; uttew ^w^ that 
Which else xDD nyo ÚwÚ wowwdwy ^w^ good OwO shouwd draw OwO fwom >w< me. 
>_< Knyow, ^-^ wowthy :33 pwince, :3 Siw Valentine, >_> my ^.^ fwiend, 
^.^ This night :33 intends uWu to >_> steaw xDD away ^-^ youw UwU daughtew; 
:3 Mysewf am >w< onye uWu made privy uWu to >w< the xDD pwot. 
^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you have :33 detewmin'd uWu to >_< bestow ;;w;; hew 
:3 On OwO Thuwio, whom ^-^ youw ÚwÚ gentwe uWu daughtew >_< hates; 
And OwO shouwd she UwU thus >_< be xDD stow'n xDD away OwO fwom ^.^ you, 
>_> It :3 wouwd >_< be ÚwÚ much UwU vexation uWu to ^-^ youw age. 
>_> Thus, for >_> my ÚwÚ duty's xDD sake, ^-^ I :3 wathew >w< chose 
>_< To x3 cwoss >_> my uWu fwiend ^-^ in ^.^ his ^-^ intended OwO dwift 
UwU Than, :3 by concealing ^w^ it, uWu heap on ^-^ youw ^.^ head 
xDD A pack :3 of uWu sowwows xDD which :3 wouwd ^-^ pwess :33 you x3 down, 
ÚwÚ Being OwO unpwevented, uWu to ^-^ youw :33 timewess :33 gwave. 
:33 DUKE. >_> Pwoteus, ^-^ I UwU thank ÚwÚ thee for ^w^ thinye uWu honyest ^-^ cawe, 
Which uWu to requite, UwU command :33 me :33 whiwe ^-^ I xDD wive. 
^.^ This :33 wove :3 of theirs myself have x3 often xDD seen, 
Haply uWu when :33 they have >_< judg'd :33 me fast >_> asweep, 
And x3 oftentimes have purpos'd uWu to x3 fowbid 
:3 Siw :33 Vawentinye ;;w;; hew company ^-^ and >_> my court; 
>w< But, x3 feawing >_> west >_> my >w< jeawous ^.^ aim :33 might xDD eww 
And ;;w;; so, :33 unwowthiwy, disgrace >w< the ;;w;; man, 
xDD A ^-^ washnyess ^w^ that ^-^ I ^-^ evew yet have uWu shunn'd, 
^-^ I ÚwÚ gave xDD him ÚwÚ gentwe looks, >w< theweby uWu to find 
:33 That xDD which thyself UwU hast now ;;w;; discwos'd uWu to >w< me. 
And, ^w^ that >w< thou ;;w;; mayst :3 pewceive >_> my ^w^ feaw :3 of ^w^ this, 
^.^ Knyowing ^w^ that tender ^w^ youth is UwU soon :33 suggested, 
^-^ I xDD nyightwy :33 wodge ;;w;; hew ^-^ in :3 an x3 uppew >w< tow'w, 
^.^ The ;;w;; key xDD wheweof myself have ^-^ evew >w< kept; 
And thence she ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ^.^ convey'd uWu away. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >_< Knyow, ^-^ nyobwe lord, :33 they have devis'd a UwU mean 
UwU How UwU he ;;w;; hew x3 chambew ÚwÚ window >w< wiww x3 ascend 
And xDD with a corded ladder fetch ;;w;; hew >_< down; 
:3 Fow xDD which >w< the ^-^ youthfuw >_> wovew now is gone, 
And ^w^ this x3 way ÚwÚ comes UwU he xDD with it presently; 
Where, >_> if it UwU pwease ^.^ you, :33 you ^w^ may xDD intewcept ^-^ him. 
>w< But, ^w^ good >_> my lord, do it ;;w;; so >w< cunnyingwy 
:33 That >_> my discovery >_< be UwU nyot :33 aimed ^w^ at; 
:3 Fow :33 wove :3 of ^.^ you, UwU nyot hate >_< unto >_> my ^.^ fwiend, 
uWu Hath uWu made :33 me ÚwÚ pubwishew :3 of ^w^ this OwO pwetence. 
:33 DUKE. ÚwÚ Upon mine ;;w;; honyouw, UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyevew >_< knyow 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ had :33 any :3 wight OwO fwom ÚwÚ thee :3 of this. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >w< Adieu, >_> my OwO wowd; :3 Siw :33 Vawentinye is coming. x3 Exit 

^-^ Entew x3 VAWENTINyE 

:33 DUKE. :3 Siw Valentine, >_< whithew xDD away ;;w;; so xDD fast? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. x3 Pwease it ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, >w< thewe is a ^.^ messengew 
:33 That stays uWu to ;;w;; beaw >_> my :33 wettews uWu to >_> my :3 fwiends, 
And ^-^ I am going uWu to >w< dewivew uWu them. 
:33 DUKE. ;;w;; Be :33 they :3 of ÚwÚ much UwU impowt? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^.^ The ^.^ tenyouw :3 of them x3 doth but >_> signyify 
^w^ My OwO heawth ^-^ and happy being :3 at ^-^ youw ^.^ couwt. 
:33 DUKE. Nay uWu then, xDD nyo matter; x3 stay xDD with :33 me awhile; 
^-^ I am uWu to x3 bweak xDD with ÚwÚ thee :3 of ÚwÚ some x3 affaiws 
:33 That >_< touch :33 me >_> nyeaw, :33 whewein >w< thou must >_< be uWu secwet. 
'Tis UwU nyot >_< unknyown uWu to ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that ^-^ I have sought 
>_< To ^.^ match >_> my uWu fwiend :3 Siw UwU Thuwio uWu to >_> my ;;w;; daughtew. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ I >_< knyow it UwU weww, >_> my OwO wowd; UwU and, ^.^ suwe, >w< the ^.^ match 
^.^ Wewe rich ^-^ and x3 honyouwabwe; >_> besides, >w< the gentleman 
Is full :3 of virtue, xDD bounty, worth, ^-^ and ^-^ quawities 
>_> Beseeming >_< such a uWu wife ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw ;;w;; daughtew. 
^w^ Cannyot ^-^ youw ^.^ gwace >w< win ;;w;; hew uWu to uWu fancy him? 
:33 DUKE. x3 Nyo, xDD twust x3 me; she is ÚwÚ peevish, :3 suwwen, >w< fwowawd, 
;;w;; Pwoud, >_> disobedient, stubborn, ;;w;; wacking ÚwÚ duty; 
^w^ Nyeithew >_> wegawding ^w^ that she is >_> my UwU chiwd 
>_> Nyow x3 feawing :33 me ÚwÚ as >_> if ^-^ I were ;;w;; hew >_< fathew; 
And, ^w^ may ^-^ I say uWu to ^-^ thee, ^w^ this ^-^ pwide :3 of ÚwÚ hews, 
ÚwÚ Upon uWu advice, hath ^.^ dwawn >_> my :33 wove OwO fwom :3 hew; 
And, >w< whewe ^-^ I :3 thought >w< the xDD wemnyant :3 of mine age 
^.^ Shouwd have OwO been >w< chewish'd :3 by ;;w;; hew :3 chiwdwike duty, 
^-^ I now am full ^w^ wesowv'd uWu to ^w^ take a uWu wife 
And ^w^ tuwn ;;w;; hew :33 out uWu to ;;w;; who >w< wiww ^w^ take ;;w;; hew uWu in. 
UwU Then let ;;w;; hew beauty >_< be ;;w;; hew ^.^ wedding-dow'w; 
:3 Fow :33 me ^-^ and >_> my ^.^ possessions she x3 esteems uWu nyot. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :3 What :3 wouwd ^-^ youw Grace have :33 me uWu to do ^-^ in xDD this? 
:33 DUKE. ;;w;; Thewe is a xDD wady, ^-^ in Verona ;;w;; hewe, 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I >w< affect; but she is ÚwÚ nyice, ^-^ and ;;w;; coy, 
And :33 nyought x3 esteems >_> my ÚwÚ aged :3 ewoquence. 
xDD Nyow, >_< thewefowe, :3 wouwd ^-^ I have ÚwÚ thee uWu to >_> my >_< tutow- 
:3 Fow long >_< agonye ^-^ I have :3 fowgot uWu to court; 
:33 Besides, >w< the ÚwÚ fashion :3 of >w< the :3 time is chang'd- 
UwU How ^-^ and xDD which x3 way ^-^ I ^w^ may >_< bestow myself 
>_< To >_< be ^w^ wegawded ^-^ in ;;w;; hew :3 sun-bwight >w< eye. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^w^ Win ;;w;; hew xDD with ^-^ gifts, >_> if she ^w^ wespect UwU nyot :3 wowds: 
:3 Dumb >_> jewews x3 often ^-^ in their ;;w;; siwent uWu kind 
x3 Mowe than quick >_> wowds do ^.^ move a :3 woman's :3 mind. 
:33 DUKE. xDD But she >w< did OwO scown a present ^w^ that ^-^ I >_> sent x3 hew. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. xDD A woman x3 sometime ^-^ scowns what uWu best ^w^ contents x3 hew. 
uWu Send ;;w;; hew >_< anyothew; UwU nyevew >w< give ;;w;; hew o'er, 
:3 Fow OwO scown :3 at >_> fiwst ^-^ makes ^.^ aftew-wove >w< the >w< mowe. 
UwU If she do frown, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot ^-^ in hate :3 of ^.^ you, 
xDD But :3 wathew uWu to :33 beget :33 mowe :33 wove ^-^ in you; 
UwU If she do ;;w;; chide, ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot uWu to have :33 you gone, 
:3 Fow OwO why, >w< the x3 foows are uWu mad >_> if UwU weft alone. 
Take xDD nyo ^w^ wepuwse, x3 whatevew she x3 doth :3 say; 
:3 Fow >w< 'Get :33 you :3 gonye' she x3 doth UwU nyot UwU mean ;;w;; 'Away!' 
>_> Fwattew ^-^ and UwU pwaise, ÚwÚ commend, x3 extow their >w< gwaces; 
OwO Though >w< nye'ew ;;w;; so x3 bwack, say :33 they have angels' >w< faces. 
:33 That man ^w^ that hath a uWu tongue, ^-^ I say, is xDD nyo ;;w;; man, 
UwU If xDD with ^.^ his tongue UwU he ;;w;; cannyot >w< win a ^.^ woman. 
:33 DUKE. xDD But she ^-^ I UwU mean is >_< pwomis'd :3 by ;;w;; hew >w< fwiends 
uWu Unto a ^-^ youthfuw gentleman :3 of worth; 
And ÚwÚ kept ÚwÚ sevewewy OwO fwom ^-^ wesowt :3 of men, 
:33 That xDD nyo man hath access :3 by x3 day uWu to x3 hew. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^.^ Why :33 then ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ wesowt uWu to ;;w;; hew :3 by night. 
:33 DUKE. x3 Ay, but >w< the ^w^ doows >_< be lock'd ^-^ and >w< keys ÚwÚ kept UwU safe, 
:33 That xDD nyo man hath recourse uWu to ;;w;; hew :3 by night. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :3 What ^-^ wets but >w< onye ^w^ may UwU entew :3 at ;;w;; hew ^-^ window? 
:33 DUKE. ÚwÚ Hew x3 chambew is x3 awoft, far OwO fwom >w< the OwO gwound, 
And built ;;w;; so xDD shewving ^w^ that >w< onye ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ cwimb it 
>_< Without apparent ;;w;; hazawd :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^.^ Why :33 then a ladder, ^w^ quaintwy uWu made :3 of cords, 
>_< To ÚwÚ cast :3 up xDD with a >_< paiw :3 of anchoring uWu hooks, 
>w< Wouwd >_> sewve uWu to ÚwÚ scawe uWu anyothew >w< Hewo's >w< tow'w, 
So xDD bowd >w< Weandew :3 wouwd x3 adventuwe uWu it. 
:33 DUKE. xDD Nyow, ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU awt a gentleman :3 of uWu bwood, 
>w< Advise :33 me >w< whewe ^-^ I ^w^ may have >_< such a :3 waddew. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. When :3 wouwd :33 you ÚwÚ use it? Pray, sir, tell :33 me UwU that. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ This :3 vewy night; for Love is OwO wike a uWu chiwd, 
:33 That longs for ;;w;; evewything ^w^ that UwU he ^w^ can come by. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. By seven x3 o'cwock >_< I'ww x3 get :33 you >_< such a :3 waddew. 
:33 DUKE. >w< But, ^-^ hawk ;;w;; thee; ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ go uWu to ;;w;; hew ^.^ awonye; 
UwU How >_< shaww ^-^ I uWu best ^.^ convey >w< the ladder thither? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. >_> It >w< wiww >_< be :3 wight, >_> my lord, ^w^ that :33 you ^w^ may ;;w;; beaw it 
Under a :3 cwoak ^w^ that is :3 of :33 any length. 
:33 DUKE. xDD A :3 cwoak ÚwÚ as long ÚwÚ as ^w^ thinye >w< wiww >_> sewve >w< the turn? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. UwU Then let :33 me see thy xDD cwoak. 
>_< I'ww x3 get :33 me >w< onye :3 of >_< such uWu anyothew length. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :3 Why, :33 any :3 cwoak >w< wiww >_> sewve >w< the ;;w;; tuwn, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. UwU How >_< shaww ^-^ I ÚwÚ fashion :33 me uWu to >_< weaw a ^w^ cwoak? 
^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, let :33 me feel thy :3 cwoak upon >w< me. 
:3 What letter is ^w^ this same? What's :33 hewe? ^w^ 'To ;;w;; Siwvia'! 
And ÚwÚ hewe :3 an ^-^ enginye >w< fit for >_> my >w< pwoceeding! 
>_< I'ww >_< be ;;w;; so xDD bowd uWu to x3 bweak >w< the ;;w;; seaw for ^w^ once. >_< [Weads] 
>_< 'My ;;w;; thoughts do ÚwÚ hawbouw xDD with >_> my Silvia ^.^ nyightwy, 
And slaves :33 they are uWu to me, ^w^ that ^.^ send them ^w^ fwying. 
OwO O, ^-^ couwd their ^w^ mastew come ^-^ and ^w^ go ÚwÚ as lightly, 
Himself :3 wouwd :33 wodge where, ÚwÚ sensewess, :33 they are lying! 
^w^ My :3 hewawd ;;w;; thoughts ^-^ in thy >_> puwe bosom :33 west them, 
uWu Whiwe ;;w;; I, their uWu king, ^w^ that ^.^ thithew them >_< impowtunye, 
:3 Do xDD cuwse >w< the ^.^ gwace ^w^ that xDD with >_< such ^.^ gwace hath blest them, 
Because myself do >_< want >_> my servants' UwU fowtunye. 
^-^ I xDD cuwse x3 mysewf, for :33 they are >_> sent :3 by me, 
:33 That :33 they OwO shouwd ÚwÚ hawbouw >w< whewe their lord OwO shouwd uWu be.' 
What's :33 hewe? 
UwU 'Siwvia, ^w^ this night ^-^ I >w< wiww enfranchise :3 thee.' 
'Tis uWu so; ^-^ and >_> hewe's >w< the ladder for >w< the ÚwÚ puwpose. 
:3 Why, xDD Phaethon- for >w< thou UwU awt Merops' son- 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou >w< aspiwe uWu to x3 guide >w< the uWu heavenwy >w< caw, 
And xDD with thy :3 dawing folly burn >w< the >_> wowwd? 
UwU Wiwt >w< thou reach stars ÚwÚ because :33 they shine on uWu thee? 
^.^ Go, base ^.^ intwudew, xDD ovew-weenying :33 swave, 
:3 Bestow thy xDD fawnying ^-^ smiwes on xDD equaw mates; 
And xDD think >_> my >_> patience, :33 mowe than thy UwU desewt, 
Is privilege for thy departure >_< hence. 
uWu Thank :33 me for ^w^ this :33 mowe than for ;;w;; aww >w< the favours 
Which, ;;w;; aww x3 too much, ^-^ I have bestow'd on ;;w;; thee. 
xDD But >_> if >w< thou >w< wingew ^-^ in >_> my uWu tewwitowies 
>_< Wongew than ^.^ swiftest expedition 
Will >w< give ÚwÚ thee :3 time uWu to uWu weave x3 ouw ;;w;; woyaw uWu couwt, 
By heaven! >_> my >w< wwath >_< shaww far ^-^ exceed >w< the :33 wove 
^-^ I ^-^ evew bore >_> my uWu daughtew >w< ow ^.^ thysewf. 
;;w;; Be gone; ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> heaw thy uWu vain uWu excuse, 
>w< But, ÚwÚ as >w< thou lov'st thy >_< wife, uWu make >_< speed OwO fwom >_< hence. x3 Exit 
xDD VAWENTINyE. And why UwU nyot ÚwÚ death :3 wathew than >_< wiving :3 towment? 
>_< To :33 die is uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ banyish'd OwO fwom x3 mysewf, 
And Silvia is myself; ÚwÚ banyish'd OwO fwom ;;w;; hew 
Is >_> sewf OwO fwom self, a deadly >_> banyishment. 
:3 What :3 wight is :3 wight, >_> if Silvia >_< be UwU nyot ;;w;; seen? 
:3 What ;;w;; joy is joy, >_> if Silvia >_< be UwU nyot ^.^ by? 
uWu Unwess it >_< be uWu to xDD think ^w^ that she is ;;w;; by, 
And ;;w;; feed upon >w< the uWu shadow :3 of xDD pewfection. 
Except ^-^ I >_< be :3 by Silvia ^-^ in >w< the OwO nyight, 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo music ^-^ in >w< the nightingale; 
uWu Unwess ^-^ I >w< wook on Silvia ^-^ in >w< the x3 day, 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo x3 day for :33 me uWu to >w< wook >_> upon. 
ÚwÚ She is >_> my OwO essence, ^-^ and ^-^ I uWu weave uWu to >_< be 
UwU If ^-^ I >_< be UwU nyot :3 by ;;w;; hew ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ infwuence 
Foster'd, illumin'd, cherish'd, ÚwÚ kept >w< awive. 
^-^ I OwO fwy UwU nyot >_< death, uWu to OwO fwy ^.^ his deadly OwO doom: 
:3 Tawwy ^-^ I ;;w;; hewe, ^-^ I but ^-^ attend on >_> death; 
xDD But OwO fwy ^-^ I OwO hence, ^-^ I OwO fwy xDD away OwO fwom ÚwÚ wife. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ PWOTEUS ^-^ and ^w^ WAUNCE 

^.^ PWOTEUS. Run, uWu boy, >w< wun, >w< wun, >w< seek xDD him x3 out. 
OwO WAUNCE. :33 So-ho, ^w^ so-ho! 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :3 What ^.^ seest ^.^ thou? 
OwO WAUNCE. ÚwÚ Him ;;w;; we ^w^ go uWu to find: >_< thewe's UwU nyot a >w< haiw on x3 's ^.^ head but ÚwÚ 'tis a 
uWu Vawentinye. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. Valentine? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. >w< Nyo. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >_< Who then? ^.^ his ^.^ spiwit? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. OwO Nyeithew. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :3 What then? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. Nothing. 
OwO WAUNCE. >_> Can OwO nyothing ^.^ speak? UwU Mastew, >_< shaww ^-^ I >_> stwike? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >_< Who wouldst >w< thou >_> stwike? 
OwO WAUNCE. Nothing. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. xDD Viwwain, >w< fowbeaw. 
OwO WAUNCE. :3 Why, sir, >_< I'ww ;;w;; stwike >w< nyothing. ^-^ I pray >w< you- 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^w^ Siwwah, ^-^ I say, >w< fowbeaw. Friend Valentine, a word. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^w^ My >_< eaws are >_< stopp'd ^-^ and ;;w;; cannyot >_> heaw ^w^ good OwO nyews, 
So ÚwÚ much :3 of ÚwÚ bad uWu awweady hath :33 possess'd uWu them. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. UwU Then ^-^ in ^w^ dumb >_< siwence >w< wiww ^-^ I ^w^ buwy uWu minye, 
:3 Fow :33 they are harsh, untuneable, ^-^ and x3 bad. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. Is Silvia dead? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. x3 Nyo, uWu Vawentinye. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :33 Nyo Valentine, UwU indeed, for ^.^ sacwed ^.^ Siwvia. 
uWu Hath she ;;w;; fowswown ÚwÚ me? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. x3 Nyo, uWu Vawentinye. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :33 Nyo Valentine, >_> if Silvia have ;;w;; fowswown >w< me. 
:3 What is ^-^ youw OwO nyews? 
OwO WAUNCE. x3 Siw, >w< thewe is a ;;w;; pwocwamation ^w^ that :33 you are >_< vanyished. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :33 That >w< thou UwU awt xDD banyished- OwO O, UwU that's >w< the ^.^ nyews!- 
^w^ Fwom OwO hence, OwO fwom ^-^ Siwvia, ^-^ and OwO fwom :33 me thy OwO fwiend. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. OwO O, ^-^ I have xDD fed upon ^w^ this xDD woe ^.^ awweady, 
And now ^.^ excess :3 of it >w< wiww uWu make :33 me ÚwÚ suwfeit. 
^.^ Doth Silvia >_< knyow ^w^ that ^-^ I am ^-^ banyished? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. x3 Ay, ^w^ ay; ^-^ and she hath uWu offewed uWu to >w< the OwO doom- 
Which, ^w^ unwevews'd, ^.^ stands ^-^ in effectual UwU fowce- 
xDD A >w< sea :3 of melting pearl, xDD which ÚwÚ some UwU caww :33 teaws; 
Those :3 at ;;w;; hew >_> fathew's OwO chuwwish feet she tender'd; 
With them, upon ;;w;; hew knees, ;;w;; hew OwO humbwe self, 
^.^ Wwinging ;;w;; hew OwO hands, :3 whose >_> whitenyess ;;w;; so x3 became them 
:33 As >_> if but now :33 they waxed ^-^ pawe for woe. 
xDD But ^w^ nyeithew OwO bended knees, >_> puwe >w< hands :3 hewd xDD up, 
>_< Sad sighs, ;;w;; deep groans, >_< nyow ^-^ siwvew-shedding ^w^ teaws, 
x3 Couwd :3 penyetwate ;;w;; hew ;;w;; uncompassionyate ÚwÚ siwe- 
xDD But Valentine, >_> if UwU he >_< be ;;w;; ta'en, must ^.^ die. 
:33 Besides, ;;w;; hew intercession >_> chaf'd xDD him ;;w;; so, 
When she for thy :3 wepeaw >_> was :3 suppwiant, 
:33 That uWu to ^-^ cwose prison UwU he >_> commanded >w< hew, 
With uWu many OwO bittew >w< thweats :3 of UwU biding >w< thewe. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :33 Nyo >_< mowe; UwU unwess >w< the UwU nyext :3 wowd ^w^ that >w< thou ^-^ speak'st 
>_< Have ÚwÚ some :33 mawignyant ÚwÚ powew upon >_> my >_< wife: 
UwU If ;;w;; so, ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee ^-^ bweathe it ^-^ in mine ^-^ eaw, 
:33 As >_< ending uWu anthem :3 of >_> my OwO endwess OwO dowouw. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^.^ Cease uWu to lament for ^w^ that >w< thou >_> canst UwU nyot UwU hewp, 
And study :33 hewp for ^w^ that xDD which >w< thou :3 wament'st. 
ÚwÚ Time is >w< the nurse ^-^ and >_> bweedew :3 of ;;w;; aww :33 good. 
uWu Hewe >_> if >w< thou x3 stay >w< thou >_> canst UwU nyot see thy love; 
:33 Besides, thy x3 staying >w< wiww UwU abwidge thy ÚwÚ wife. 
>_> Hope is a >w< wovew's >_> staff; ^.^ wawk hence xDD with that, 
And >_< manyage it ÚwÚ against ^w^ despaiwing thoughts. 
>w< Thy :33 wettews ^w^ may >_< be ;;w;; hewe, though >w< thou UwU awt OwO hence, 
Which, being ^.^ wwit uWu to me, >_< shaww >_< be >w< dewivew'd 
uWu Even ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ miwk-white bosom :3 of thy :3 wove. 
^.^ The :3 time now serves UwU nyot uWu to >_< expostuwate. 
uWu Come, >_< I'ww ^.^ convey ÚwÚ thee through >w< the OwO city ^.^ gate; 
And, ^-^ ewe ^-^ I ^.^ pawt xDD with ^-^ thee, OwO confew :3 at uWu wawge 
Of ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^w^ may >_> concewn thy :33 wove x3 affaiws. 
:33 As >w< thou lov'st ^-^ Siwvia, though UwU nyot for thyself, 
:33 Wegawd thy ^.^ dangew, ^-^ and :3 awong xDD with >w< me. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, :33 Waunce, :3 an >_> if >w< thou ^.^ seest >_> my uWu boy, 
OwO Bid xDD him uWu make haste ^-^ and meet :33 me :3 at >w< the Northgate. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^.^ Go, sirrah, find xDD him x3 out. uWu Come, uWu Vawentinye. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. O >_> my dear ;;w;; Siwvia! ÚwÚ Hapwess Valentine! 
Exeunt x3 VAWENTINyE ^-^ and ^-^ PWOTEUS 
OwO WAUNCE. ^-^ I am but a >w< foow, >w< wook ^.^ you, ^-^ and yet ^-^ I have >w< the UwU wit uWu to xDD think 
>_> my ^w^ mastew is a uWu kind :3 of a :33 knyave; but UwU that's ;;w;; aww >w< onye >_> if UwU he >_< be but 
>w< onye >w< knyave. He xDD wives UwU nyot now ^w^ that UwU knyows :33 me uWu to >_< be ^-^ in love; yet ^-^ I am 
^-^ in love; but a xDD team :3 of ;;w;; howse >_< shaww UwU nyot pluck ^w^ that OwO fwom x3 me; >_< nyow 
;;w;; who ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ I love; ^-^ and yet ÚwÚ 'tis a ^w^ woman; but what woman ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot 
tell myself; ^-^ and yet ÚwÚ 'tis a x3 miwkmaid; yet ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot a >_> maid, for 
she hath ^w^ had ^-^ gossips; yet ÚwÚ 'tis a >_> maid, for she is ;;w;; hew uWu mastew's 
ÚwÚ maid ^-^ and serves for ;;w;; wages. ÚwÚ She hath :33 mowe ^-^ quawities than a 
>w< watew-spanyiew- xDD which is ÚwÚ much ^-^ in a uWu bawe xDD Chwistian. uWu Hewe is >w< the 
>_< cate-wog ^.^ [Puwwing :33 out a paper] :3 of ;;w;; hew ^.^ condition. ÚwÚ 'Inpwimis: ÚwÚ She 
^w^ can fetch ^-^ and carry.' :3 Why, a ;;w;; howse ^w^ can do xDD nyo >_< mowe; :33 nyay, a ;;w;; howse 
;;w;; cannyot x3 fetch, but :3 onwy :33 cawwy; x3 thewefowe is she xDD bettew than a 
jade. >w< 'Item: ÚwÚ She ^w^ can uWu miwk.' ÚwÚ Wook ^.^ you, a sweet virtue ^-^ in a ÚwÚ maid 
xDD with :33 cwean :3 hands. 

^-^ Entew SPEED 

>_> SPEED. UwU How uWu nyow, :3 Signyiow >_< Waunce! :3 What OwO nyews xDD with ^-^ youw :33 mastewship? 
OwO WAUNCE. With >_> my uWu mastew's :3 ship? :3 Why, it is :3 at ÚwÚ sea. 
>_> SPEED. xDD Weww, ^-^ youw old x3 vice ^w^ stiww: mistake >w< the word. :3 What OwO nyews, 
uWu then, ^-^ in ^-^ youw paper? 
OwO WAUNCE. ^.^ The >_> bwack'st OwO nyews ^w^ that ^-^ evew >w< thou UwU heawd'st. 
>_> SPEED. :3 Why, man? how black? 
OwO WAUNCE. :3 Why, ÚwÚ as >w< bwack ÚwÚ as :3 ink. 
>_> SPEED. Let :33 me UwU wead uWu them. 
OwO WAUNCE. Fie on ^-^ thee, :3 jowt-head; >w< thou >_> canst UwU nyot OwO wead. 
>_> SPEED. Thou ^w^ wiest; ^-^ I xDD can. 
OwO WAUNCE. ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD twy ;;w;; thee. Tell :33 me ^.^ this: >_< Who begot uWu thee? 
>_> SPEED. x3 Mawwy, >w< the ^-^ son :3 of >_> my UwU gwandfathew. 
OwO WAUNCE. O >w< iwwitewate loiterer. >_> It >_> was >w< the ^-^ son :3 of thy ;;w;; gwandmothew. 
^.^ This >_> pwoves ^w^ that >w< thou >_> canst UwU nyot OwO wead. 
>_> SPEED. uWu Come, >w< foow, uWu come; xDD twy :33 me ^-^ in thy paper. 
OwO WAUNCE. >_> [Handing OwO ovew >w< the paper] ^-^ Thewe; ^-^ and ^-^ Saint ^-^ Nyichowas >_< be thy 
>_< speed. 
>_> SPEED. >_< [Weads] ÚwÚ 'Inpwimis: ÚwÚ She ^w^ can uWu miwk.' 
OwO WAUNCE. x3 Ay, ^w^ that she xDD can. 
>_> SPEED. >w< 'Item: ÚwÚ She UwU bwews ^w^ good OwO awe.' 
OwO WAUNCE. And ^w^ theweof ÚwÚ comes >w< the :33 pwovewb: Blessing :3 of ^-^ youw heart, :33 you 
brew ^w^ good ^-^ awe. 
>_> SPEED. >w< 'Item: ÚwÚ She ^w^ can sew.' 
OwO WAUNCE. xDD That's ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as uWu to say ;;w;; 'Can she :3 so?' 
>_> SPEED. >w< 'Item: ÚwÚ She ^w^ can >_< knyit.' 
OwO WAUNCE. :3 What need a man OwO cawe for a OwO stock xDD with a ÚwÚ wench, uWu when she ^w^ can 
:33 knyit xDD him a >_> stock. 
>_> SPEED. >w< 'Item: ÚwÚ She ^w^ can >w< wash ^-^ and ÚwÚ scouw.' 
OwO WAUNCE. xDD A ^w^ speciaw ;;w;; viwtue; for :33 then she need UwU nyot >_< be >_< wash'd ^-^ and 
>_> scouw'd. 
>_> SPEED. >w< 'Item: ÚwÚ She ^w^ can x3 spin.' 
OwO WAUNCE. UwU Then ^w^ may ^-^ I ^w^ set >w< the UwU wowwd on >_> wheews, uWu when she ^w^ can >_< spin for 
;;w;; hew ^w^ wiving. 
>_> SPEED. >w< 'Item: ÚwÚ She hath uWu many nameless uWu viwtues.' 
OwO WAUNCE. xDD That's ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as uWu to say 'bastard ÚwÚ viwtues'; ^w^ that uWu indeed 
>_< knyow UwU nyot their fathers, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe have xDD nyo names. 
>_> SPEED. >_> 'Hewe x3 fowwow ;;w;; hew vices.' 
OwO WAUNCE. xDD Cwose :3 at >w< the ^.^ heews :3 of ;;w;; hew virtues. 
>_> SPEED. >w< 'Item: ÚwÚ She is UwU nyot uWu to >_< be kiss'd fasting, ^-^ in ^w^ wespect :3 of ;;w;; hew 
breath.' 
OwO WAUNCE. xDD Weww, ^w^ that x3 fauwt ^w^ may >_< be ^.^ mended xDD with a ;;w;; bweakfast. 
Read >_< on. 
>_> SPEED. >w< 'Item: ÚwÚ She hath a sweet xDD mouth.' 
OwO WAUNCE. :33 That ^-^ makes :33 amends for ;;w;; hew :3 souw >_> bweath. 
>_> SPEED. >w< 'Item: ÚwÚ She x3 doth ^-^ tawk ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ^.^ sweep.' 
OwO WAUNCE. >_< It's xDD nyo :3 mattew for that, ;;w;; so she OwO sweep UwU nyot ^-^ in ;;w;; hew talk. 
>_> SPEED. >w< 'Item: ÚwÚ She is ^-^ swow ^-^ in words.' 
OwO WAUNCE. O villain, ^w^ that ^w^ set ^w^ this OwO down xDD among ;;w;; hew ^-^ vices! >_< To >_< be ^-^ swow 
^-^ in >_> wowds is a :3 woman's :3 onwy :33 viwtue. ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, :33 out >_> with't; ^-^ and 
:3 pwace it for ;;w;; hew uWu chief :33 viwtue. 
>_> SPEED. >w< 'Item: ÚwÚ She is proud.' 
OwO WAUNCE. >_> Out xDD with ^w^ that too; it >_> was OwO Eve's >w< wegacy, ^-^ and ;;w;; cannyot >_< be xDD ta'en 
OwO fwom x3 hew. 
>_> SPEED. >w< 'Item: ÚwÚ She hath xDD nyo teeth.' 
OwO WAUNCE. ^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot for ^w^ that neither, ÚwÚ because ^-^ I :33 wove >_< cwusts. 
>_> SPEED. >w< 'Item: ÚwÚ She is ^.^ cuwst.' 
OwO WAUNCE. xDD Weww, >w< the uWu best UwU is, she hath xDD nyo >w< teeth uWu to xDD bite. 
>_> SPEED. >w< 'Item: ÚwÚ She >w< wiww x3 often praise ;;w;; hew >_< wiquow.' 
OwO WAUNCE. UwU If ;;w;; hew liquor >_< be ^.^ good, she uWu shaww; >_> if she >w< wiww not, ^-^ I :3 wiww; 
for ^w^ good things OwO shouwd >_< be >_> pwaised. 
>_> SPEED. >w< 'Item: ÚwÚ She is x3 too liberal.' 
OwO WAUNCE. Of ;;w;; hew tongue she >_> cannyot, for UwU that's ^.^ wwit OwO down she is ^-^ swow 
OwO of; :3 of ;;w;; hew ^.^ puwse she >_< shaww not, for ^w^ that >_< I'ww :3 keep :33 shut. :3 Nyow :3 of 
uWu anyothew >_> thing she ;;w;; may, ^-^ and ^w^ that ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ I :33 hewp. xDD Weww, ;;w;; pwoceed. 
>_> SPEED. >w< 'Item: ÚwÚ She hath :33 mowe >w< haiw than ;;w;; wit, ^-^ and :33 mowe xDD fauwts 
than hairs, ^-^ and :33 mowe xDD weawth than :3 fauwts.' 
OwO WAUNCE. ;;w;; Stop >_> thewe; >_< I'ww have :3 hew; she >_> was uWu minye, ^-^ and UwU nyot uWu minye, 
twice >w< ow :3 thwice ^-^ in ^w^ that last >_> awticwe. ^w^ Weheawse ^w^ that once >w< mowe. 
>_> SPEED. >w< 'Item: ÚwÚ She hath :33 mowe >w< haiw than >_< wit'- 
OwO WAUNCE. x3 Mowe >w< haiw than ^-^ wit. >_> It ^w^ may x3 be; >_< I'ww >_< pwove it: >w< the cover :3 of 
>w< the uWu sawt hides >w< the uWu sawt, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe it is :33 mowe than >w< the uWu sawt; 
>w< the >w< haiw ^w^ that covers >w< the UwU wit is :33 mowe than >w< the ;;w;; wit, for >w< the 
greater hides >w< the xDD wess. What's OwO nyext? 
>_> SPEED. 'And :33 mowe xDD fauwts than uWu haiws'- 
OwO WAUNCE. xDD That's ;;w;; monstwous. O ^w^ that ^w^ that were xDD out! 
>_> SPEED. 'And :33 mowe xDD weawth than :3 fauwts.' 
OwO WAUNCE. :3 Why, ^w^ that :3 wowd ^-^ makes >w< the xDD fauwts >_> gwacious. xDD Weww, >_< I'ww have 
:3 hew; :3 an >_> if it >_< be a >w< match, ÚwÚ as OwO nyothing is impossible- 
>_> SPEED. :3 What then? 
OwO WAUNCE. :3 Why, :33 then >w< wiww ^-^ I tell ;;w;; thee- ^w^ that thy ^w^ mastew stays for ÚwÚ thee 
:3 at >w< the Northgate. 
>_> SPEED. :3 Fow ÚwÚ me? 
OwO WAUNCE. :3 Fow ^-^ thee! :33 ay, ;;w;; who UwU awt ^.^ thou? He hath stay'd for a xDD bettew man 
than ;;w;; thee. 
>_> SPEED. And must ^-^ I ^w^ go uWu to him? 
OwO WAUNCE. Thou must run uWu to :3 him, for >w< thou UwU hast stay'd ;;w;; so long ^w^ that 
going >w< wiww scarce >_> sewve >w< the x3 tuwn. 
>_> SPEED. ^.^ Why didst UwU nyot tell :33 me ^.^ soonyew? uWu Pox :3 of ^-^ youw :33 wove uWu wettews! 
x3 Exit 
OwO WAUNCE. :3 Nyow >w< wiww UwU he >_< be UwU swing'd for ÚwÚ weading >_> my OwO wettew. ;;w;; An unmannerly 
slave ^w^ that >w< wiww ;;w;; thwust himself uWu into x3 secwets! >_< I'ww :33 aftew, uWu to 
UwU wejoice ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ boy's UwU cowwection. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
:33 Miwan. ^.^ The >w< DUKE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew :3 DUKE ^-^ and ÚwÚ THUWIO 

:33 DUKE. :3 Siw OwO Thuwio, ^w^ feaw UwU nyot but ^w^ that she >w< wiww :33 wove :33 you 
:3 Nyow :33 Vawentinye is ÚwÚ banyish'd OwO fwom ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ sight. 
THURIO. ;;w;; Since ^.^ his exile she hath ÚwÚ despis'd :33 me UwU most, 
Forsworn >_> my company ^-^ and ^.^ waiw'd :3 at me, 
:33 That ^-^ I am :33 despewate :3 of ^-^ obtainying x3 hew. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ This ^w^ weak impress :3 of :33 wove is ÚwÚ as a uWu figuwe 
Trenched ^-^ in ^-^ ice, xDD which xDD with :3 an ^.^ houw's ÚwÚ heat 
:33 Dissowves uWu to water ^-^ and x3 doth ;;w;; wose ^.^ his OwO fowm. 
xDD A ^-^ wittwe :3 time >w< wiww :33 mewt ;;w;; hew >_> fwozen xDD thoughts, 
And xDD wowthwess :33 Vawentinye >_< shaww >_< be uWu fowgot. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ PWOTEUS 

UwU How uWu nyow, :3 Siw >w< Pwoteus! Is ^-^ youw countryman, 
^-^ Accowding uWu to x3 ouw proclamation, :33 gonye? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Gonye, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. ^w^ My uWu daughtew >_> takes ^.^ his going ^.^ gwievouswy. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. xDD A ^-^ wittwe time, >_> my lord, >w< wiww kill ^w^ that grief. 
:33 DUKE. So ^-^ I >w< bewieve; but UwU Thuwio :33 thinks UwU nyot >_< so. 
>_> Pwoteus, >w< the ^w^ good ^w^ conceit ^-^ I hold :3 of ;;w;; thee- 
:3 Fow >w< thou UwU hast >_< shown ÚwÚ some uWu sign :3 of ^w^ good desert- 
uWu Makes :33 me >w< the xDD bettew uWu to OwO confew xDD with ;;w;; thee. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >_< Wongew than ^-^ I >_< pwove loyal uWu to ^-^ youw Grace 
Let :33 me UwU nyot >_< wive uWu to >w< wook upon ^-^ youw Grace. 
:33 DUKE. Thou know'st how ^-^ wiwwingwy ^-^ I :3 wouwd ÚwÚ effect 
^.^ The ^.^ match between :3 Siw UwU Thuwio ^-^ and >_> my ;;w;; daughtew. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^-^ I ÚwÚ do, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. And xDD awso, ^-^ I think, >w< thou UwU awt UwU nyot ignorant 
UwU How she opposes ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ against >_> my :3 wiww. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ She did, >_> my lord, uWu when :33 Vawentinye >_> was uWu hewe. 
:33 DUKE. x3 Ay, ^-^ and >w< pewvewsewy she ÚwÚ pewsevews >_< so. 
:3 What :33 might ;;w;; we do uWu to uWu make >w< the >w< giww forget 
^.^ The :33 wove :3 of Valentine, ^-^ and :33 wove :3 Siw ÚwÚ Thuwio? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^.^ The uWu best x3 way is uWu to ;;w;; swandew :33 Vawentinye 
With :3 fawsehood, >w< cowawdice, ^-^ and x3 poow >w< descent- 
Three things ^w^ that :33 women x3 highwy hold ^-^ in ;;w;; hate. 
:33 DUKE. x3 Ay, but >_> she'ww xDD think ^w^ that it is ^-^ spoke ^-^ in ;;w;; hate. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. x3 Ay, >_> if ^.^ his enemy >w< dewivew x3 it; 
Therefore it must xDD with circumstance >_< be ^-^ spoken 
By >w< onye whom she esteemeth ÚwÚ as ^.^ his OwO fwiend. 
:33 DUKE. UwU Then :33 you must ;;w;; undewtake uWu to ;;w;; swandew ^-^ him. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. And that, >_> my lord, ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be ^-^ woath uWu to do: 
'Tis :3 an ^w^ iww :33 office for a ^w^ gentweman, 
;;w;; Especiawwy ÚwÚ against ^.^ his :3 vewy OwO fwiend. 
:33 DUKE. ;;w;; Whewe ^-^ youw ^w^ good :3 wowd ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ advantage :3 him, 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; swandew UwU nyevew ^w^ can xDD endamage xDD him; 
Therefore >w< the :33 office is x3 indiffewent, 
ÚwÚ Being OwO entweated uWu to it :3 by ^-^ youw OwO fwiend. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. You have prevail'd, >_> my OwO wowd; >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ can do it 
By :3 aught ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ can UwU speak ^-^ in ^.^ his dispraise, 
ÚwÚ She >_< shaww UwU nyot long ;;w;; continyue :33 wove uWu to ^-^ him. 
xDD But say ^w^ this >w< weed ;;w;; hew :33 wove OwO fwom Valentine, 
>_> It follows UwU nyot ^w^ that she >w< wiww :33 wove :3 Siw >w< Thuwio. 
THURIO. ;;w;; Thewefowe, ÚwÚ as :33 you uWu unwind ;;w;; hew :33 wove OwO fwom :3 him, 
ÚwÚ West it OwO shouwd ravel ^-^ and >_< be ^w^ good uWu to none, 
You must provide uWu to ÚwÚ bottom it on x3 me; 
Which must >_< be ^w^ donye :3 by praising :33 me ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much 
:33 As :33 you ^-^ in worth ^-^ dispwaise :3 Siw uWu Vawentinye. 
:33 DUKE. And, >_> Pwoteus, ;;w;; we dare xDD twust :33 you ^-^ in ^w^ this kind, 
Because ;;w;; we :33 knyow, on ÚwÚ Vawentinye's :33 wepowt, 
You are uWu awweady xDD Wove's ^w^ fiwm UwU votawy 
And ;;w;; cannyot UwU soon x3 wevowt ^-^ and ^w^ change ^-^ youw :3 mind. 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ this warrant >_< shaww :33 you have access 
;;w;; Whewe :33 you xDD with Silvia ^w^ may OwO confew :3 at uWu wawge- 
:3 Fow she is ;;w;; wumpish, >_< heavy, uWu mewanchowy, 
And, for ^-^ youw OwO fwiend's xDD sake, >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ gwad :3 of >w< you- 
;;w;; Whewe :33 you ^w^ may ^.^ tempew ;;w;; hew :3 by ^-^ youw ^w^ pewsuasion 
>_< To hate xDD young :33 Vawentinye ^-^ and :33 wove >_> my OwO fwiend. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :33 As ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ can do ^-^ I >w< wiww ^-^ effect. 
xDD But ^.^ you, :3 Siw OwO Thuwio, are UwU nyot :33 shawp OwO enyough; 
You must lay lime uWu to tangle ;;w;; hew x3 desiwes 
By ^.^ waiwfuw sonnets, :3 whose ^.^ composed rhymes 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be full-fraught xDD with :3 sewviceabwe uWu vows. 
:33 DUKE. x3 Ay, 
^.^ Much is >w< the ÚwÚ fowce :3 of >w< heaven-bwed poesy. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. Say ^w^ that upon >w< the altar :3 of ;;w;; hew beauty 
You uWu sacwifice ^-^ youw ^w^ teaws, ^-^ youw sighs, ^-^ youw :33 heawt; 
>w< Wwite :3 tiww ^-^ youw ^-^ ink >_< be dry, ^-^ and xDD with ^-^ youw tears 
Moist it >w< again, ^-^ and ;;w;; fwame ÚwÚ some feeling x3 winye 
:33 That ^w^ may x3 discovew >_< such integrity; 
:3 Fow >_> Owpheus' lute >_> was strung xDD with :33 poets' sinews, 
>_< Whose xDD gowden >_< touch ^-^ couwd ^.^ soften ^-^ steew ^-^ and :3 stonyes, 
Make uWu tigews ^w^ tame, ^-^ and ^w^ huge leviathans 
:3 Fowsake unsounded deeps uWu to ^w^ dance on :3 sands. 
uWu Aftew ^-^ youw xDD diwe-wamenting elegies, 
>_< Visit :3 by night ^-^ youw ^w^ wady's x3 chambew ÚwÚ window 
With ÚwÚ some sweet ÚwÚ consowt; uWu to their UwU instwuments 
xDD Tunye a deploring dump- >w< the ^.^ nyight's ^-^ dead >_< siwence 
Will ^w^ weww ^-^ become >_< such >w< sweet-compwainying :3 gwievance. 
This, >w< ow else ;;w;; nyothing, >w< wiww ;;w;; inhewit x3 hew. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ This discipline :3 shows >w< thou UwU hast OwO been ^-^ in :3 wove. 
THURIO. And thy ÚwÚ advice ^w^ this night >_< I'ww put ^-^ in UwU pwactice; 
;;w;; Thewefowe, sweet >_> Pwoteus, >_> my direction-giver, 
Let uWu us uWu into >w< the OwO city uWu pwesentwy 
>_< To >_> sowt ÚwÚ some OwO gentwemen ^w^ weww >_> skiww'd ^-^ in music. 
^-^ I have a xDD sonnyet ^w^ that >w< wiww >_> sewve >w< the ^w^ tuwn 
>_< To >w< give >w< the >_< onset uWu to thy ^w^ good UwU advice. 
:33 DUKE. About ^w^ it, gentlemen! 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >w< We'ww :3 wait upon ^-^ youw Grace :3 tiww after x3 suppew, 
And afterward determine x3 ouw ^-^ pwoceedings. 
:33 DUKE. uWu Even now uWu about x3 it! ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< pawdon ÚwÚ you. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
^.^ The x3 fwontiews :3 of >w< Mantua. xDD A forest 

^-^ Entew x3 cewtain >w< OUTWAWS 

ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ OUTWAW. :3 Fewwows, >_< stand :33 fast; ^-^ I see a UwU passengew. 
SECOND ^w^ OUTWAW. UwU If >w< thewe >_< be ^w^ ten, shrink not, but OwO down xDD with x3 'em. 

^-^ Entew x3 VAWENTINyE ^-^ and SPEED 

THIRD ^w^ OUTWAW. ;;w;; Stand, sir, ^-^ and OwO thwow uWu us ^w^ that :33 you have uWu about uWu ye; 
UwU If not, x3 we'ww uWu make :33 you sit, ^-^ and >w< wifwe ÚwÚ you. 
>_> SPEED. x3 Siw, ;;w;; we are >w< undonye; uWu these are >w< the ;;w;; viwwains 
:33 That ;;w;; aww >w< the travellers do ^w^ feaw ;;w;; so ^-^ much. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^w^ My xDD fwiends- 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ OUTWAW. xDD That's UwU nyot ;;w;; so, sir; ;;w;; we are ^-^ youw :33 enyemies. 
SECOND ^w^ OUTWAW. xDD Peace! x3 we'ww >_> heaw ^-^ him. 
THIRD ^w^ OUTWAW. x3 Ay, :3 by >_> my uWu beawd, >w< wiww ÚwÚ we; for UwU he is a xDD pwopew man. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. UwU Then >_< knyow ^w^ that ^-^ I have ^-^ wittwe xDD weawth uWu to uWu wose; 
xDD A man ^-^ I am >w< cwoss'd xDD with ^w^ advewsity; 
^w^ My riches are uWu these x3 poow ^-^ habiwiments, 
Of xDD which >_> if :33 you OwO shouwd ÚwÚ hewe *sweats* disfuwnyish me, 
You ^w^ take >w< the >_> sum ^-^ and substance ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< have. 
SECOND ^w^ OUTWAW. uWu Whithew >_< twavew :33 you? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. >_< To Verona. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ OUTWAW. Whence came :33 you? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^w^ Fwom :33 Miwan. 
THIRD ^w^ OUTWAW. >_< Have :33 you long x3 sojouwn'd ÚwÚ thewe? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^.^ Some >w< sixteen :3 months, ^-^ and >_> wongew :33 might have ÚwÚ stay'd, 
UwU If ^-^ cwooked xDD fowtunye ^w^ had UwU nyot thwarted >w< me. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ OUTWAW. ^w^ What, were :33 you ÚwÚ banyish'd thence? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ I ÚwÚ was. 
SECOND ^w^ OUTWAW. :3 Fow what ^-^ offence? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :3 Fow ^w^ that xDD which now ^w^ towments :33 me uWu to rehearse: 
^-^ I kill'd a ;;w;; man, :3 whose ÚwÚ death ^-^ I ÚwÚ much repent; 
xDD But yet ^-^ I slew xDD him ÚwÚ manfuwwy ^-^ in >w< fight, 
>_< Without x3 fawse vantage >w< ow base >_> tweachewy. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ OUTWAW. :3 Why, >w< nye'ew ^-^ wepent ^w^ it, >_> if it were ^w^ donye >_< so. 
xDD But were :33 you ÚwÚ banyish'd for ;;w;; so xDD smaww a xDD fauwt? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ I ^w^ was, ^-^ and :3 hewd :33 me ^.^ gwad :3 of >_< such a >w< doom. 
SECOND ^w^ OUTWAW. >_< Have :33 you >w< the tongues? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^w^ My ^-^ youthfuw >_< twavew ÚwÚ thewein uWu made :33 me >_> happy, 
>_> Ow else ^-^ I x3 often ^w^ had OwO been xDD misewabwe. 
THIRD ^w^ OUTWAW. By >w< the uWu bawe xDD scawp :3 of ;;w;; Wobin >_< Hood's ÚwÚ fat :3 fwiaw, 
^.^ This uWu fewwow were a :33 king for x3 ouw wild >w< faction! 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ OUTWAW. >w< We'ww have ^-^ him. UwU Siws, a word. 
>_> SPEED. UwU Mastew, >_< be >w< onye :3 of ^.^ them; it's :3 an >w< honyouwabwe uWu kind :3 of thievery. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^w^ Peace, >w< viwwain! 
SECOND ^w^ OUTWAW. Tell uWu us ^.^ this: have :33 you anything uWu to ^w^ take ^-^ to? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. Nothing but >_> my UwU fowtunye. 
THIRD ^w^ OUTWAW. >_< Knyow, uWu then, ^w^ that ÚwÚ some :3 of uWu us are gentlemen, 
>_> Such ÚwÚ as >w< the ^.^ fuwy :3 of >_> ungovewn'd ^w^ youth 
>w< Thwust OwO fwom >w< the company :3 of >_> awfuw men; 
:3 Mysewf >_> was OwO fwom Verona x3 banyished 
:3 Fow practising uWu to >_> steaw xDD away a xDD wady, 
;;w;; An heir, ^-^ and uWu nyeaw ÚwÚ awwied >_< unto >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
SECOND ^w^ OUTWAW. And ^-^ I OwO fwom Mantua, for a gentleman 
^-^ Who, ^-^ in >_> my OwO mood, ^-^ I :3 stabb'd >_< unto >w< the >w< heawt. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ OUTWAW. And ^-^ I for ^w^ such-wike xDD petty UwU cwimes ÚwÚ as these. 
xDD But uWu to >w< the purpose- for ;;w;; we UwU cite x3 ouw xDD fauwts 
:33 That :33 they ^w^ may hold excus'd x3 ouw UwU wawwess :33 wives; 
And, ;;w;; pawtwy, ;;w;; seeing :33 you are ÚwÚ beautified 
With goodly uWu shape, ^-^ and :3 by ^-^ youw ^-^ own >_< wepowt 
xDD A ^-^ winguist, ^-^ and a man :3 of >_< such >_> pewfection 
:33 As ;;w;; we do ^-^ in x3 ouw ^-^ quawity ÚwÚ much OwO want- 
SECOND ^w^ OUTWAW. Indeed, ÚwÚ because :33 you are a ÚwÚ banyish'd ;;w;; man, 
;;w;; Thewefowe, ^w^ above >w< the rest, ;;w;; we uWu pawwey uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; Awe :33 you ÚwÚ content uWu to >_< be x3 ouw xDD genyewaw- 
>_< To uWu make a virtue :3 of necessity, 
And >_< wive ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we do ^-^ in ^w^ this wilderness? 
THIRD ^w^ OUTWAW. :3 What say'st ^.^ thou? UwU Wiwt >w< thou >_< be :3 of x3 ouw >w< consowt? 
Say ^-^ 'ay' ^-^ and >_< be >w< the uWu captain :3 of uWu us ÚwÚ aww. 
>w< We'ww do ÚwÚ thee homage, ^-^ and >_< be ^w^ wuw'd :3 by ^-^ thee, 
Love ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as x3 ouw ^.^ commandew ^-^ and x3 ouw ^w^ king. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ OUTWAW. xDD But >_> if >w< thou OwO scown x3 ouw :3 couwtesy >w< thou diest. 
SECOND ^w^ OUTWAW. Thou xDD shawt UwU nyot >_< wive uWu to uWu bwag what ;;w;; we have UwU offew'd. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ I ^w^ take ^-^ youw ^.^ offew, ^-^ and >w< wiww >_< wive xDD with ^.^ you, 
xDD Pwovided ^w^ that :33 you do xDD nyo ^w^ outwages 
:3 On >w< siwwy :33 women >w< ow x3 poow passengers. 
THIRD ^w^ OUTWAW. x3 Nyo, ;;w;; we x3 detest >_< such :3 viwe base ^w^ pwactices. 
uWu Come, ^w^ go xDD with x3 us; x3 we'ww >_< bwing ÚwÚ thee uWu to x3 ouw crews, 
And ^w^ show ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; aww >w< the >w< tweasuwe ;;w;; we have x3 got; 
Which, xDD with >_> ouwsewves, ;;w;; aww :33 west :3 at thy ÚwÚ dispose. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
:33 Miwan. ÚwÚ Outside >w< the >w< DUKE'S >_< pawace, ^.^ undew ^-^ SIWVIA'S ÚwÚ window 

^-^ Entew ^-^ PWOTEUS 

^.^ PWOTEUS. Already have ^-^ I OwO been x3 fawse uWu to Valentine, 
And now ^-^ I must >_< be ÚwÚ as :3 unjust uWu to >w< Thuwio. 
Under >w< the xDD cowouw :3 of :3 commending xDD him 
^-^ I have access >_> my ^-^ own :33 wove uWu to UwU pwefew; 
xDD But Silvia is x3 too x3 faiw, x3 too ;;w;; twue, x3 too xDD howy, 
>_< To >_< be ^-^ cowwupted xDD with >_> my xDD wowthwess ^.^ gifts. 
When ^-^ I >_> pwotest OwO twue x3 woyawty uWu to >w< hew, 
ÚwÚ She twits :33 me xDD with >_> my >w< fawsehood uWu to >_> my ^-^ fwiend; 
When uWu to ;;w;; hew beauty ^-^ I >w< commend >_> my ^-^ vows, 
ÚwÚ She ^.^ bids :33 me xDD think how ^-^ I have OwO been ;;w;; fowswown 
^.^ In >_> bweaking faith xDD with ^-^ Juwia whom ^-^ I ^-^ wov'd; 
And UwU nyotwithstanding ;;w;; aww ;;w;; hew xDD sudden >_> quips, 
^.^ The least xDD wheweof :3 wouwd xDD queww a >w< wovew's x3 hope, 
uWu Yet, spaniel-like, >w< the :33 mowe she uWu spuwns >_> my :33 wove 
^.^ The :33 mowe it grows ^-^ and uWu fawnyeth on ;;w;; hew >w< stiww. 

^-^ Entew ÚwÚ THUWIO ^-^ and >w< MUSICIANS 

xDD But ÚwÚ hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< Thuwio. :3 Nyow must ;;w;; we uWu to ;;w;; hew ;;w;; window, 
And >w< give ÚwÚ some >_< evenying music uWu to ;;w;; hew ^.^ eaw. 
THURIO. UwU How uWu nyow, :3 Siw >_> Pwoteus, are :33 you OwO cwept :33 befowe xDD us? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. x3 Ay, ÚwÚ gentwe ^-^ Thuwio; for :33 you >_< knyow ^w^ that :33 wove 
Will uWu cweep ^-^ in UwU sewvice >w< whewe it ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ go. 
THURIO. x3 Ay, but ^-^ I x3 hope, sir, ^w^ that :33 you :33 wove UwU nyot uWu hewe. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. x3 Siw, but ^-^ I ^w^ do; >w< ow else ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< be >_< hence. 
THURIO. x3 Who? uWu Siwvia? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. x3 Ay, >_< Siwvia- for ^-^ youw >_< sake. 
THURIO. ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you for ^-^ youw :3 own. xDD Nyow, gentlemen, 
xDD Wet's tune, ^-^ and uWu to it ^-^ wustiwy ^w^ awhiwe. 

^-^ Entew :3 at a >w< distance, HOST, ^-^ and ^w^ JUWIA ^-^ in ^.^ boy's ^-^ cwothes 

>w< HOST. xDD Nyow, >_> my xDD young >_< guest, :33 methinks you're allycholly; ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, 
why is it? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. x3 Mawwy, mine :33 host, ÚwÚ because ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< be ^w^ mewwy. 
>w< HOST. uWu Come, x3 we'ww have :33 you x3 mewwy; >_< I'ww >_< bwing :33 you >w< whewe :33 you >_< shaww 
>_> heaw music, ^-^ and see >w< the gentleman ^w^ that :33 you ask'd >_< fow. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. xDD But >_< shaww ^-^ I >_> heaw xDD him ^.^ speak? 
>w< HOST. x3 Ay, ^w^ that :33 you uWu shaww. OwO [Music >w< pways] 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. :33 That >w< wiww >_< be music. 
>w< HOST. Hark, UwU hawk! 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. Is UwU he xDD among >_> these? 
>w< HOST. >_> Ay; but x3 peace! let's >_> heaw x3 'em. 

x3 SONG 
>_< Who is uWu Siwvia? :3 What is ^.^ she, 
:33 That ;;w;; aww x3 ouw UwU swains >w< commend :33 hew? 
Holy, x3 faiw, ^-^ and uWu wise is :3 she; 
^.^ The :3 heaven >_< such ^.^ gwace >w< did ^w^ wend >w< hew, 
:33 That she :33 might >_> admiwed OwO be. 

Is she uWu kind ÚwÚ as she is fair? 
:3 Fow beauty xDD wives xDD with >w< kindnyess. 
Love x3 doth uWu to ;;w;; hew ^.^ eyes x3 wepaiw, 
>_< To :33 hewp xDD him :3 of ^.^ his >_< bwindnyess; 
And, being OwO hewp'd, ^-^ inhabits >w< thewe. 

UwU Then uWu to Silvia let uWu us ^.^ sing 
:33 That Silvia is >_< excewwing; 
ÚwÚ She x3 excews uWu each x3 mowtaw >_> thing 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^.^ duww earth >_> dwewwing. 
^w^ 'To ;;w;; hew let uWu us garlands ;;w;; bwing. 

>w< HOST. UwU How uWu nyow, are :33 you :3 saddew than :33 you were ÚwÚ befowe? 
UwU How do ^.^ you, man? ^.^ The music >w< wikes :33 you uWu nyot. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. You uWu mistake; >w< the ^.^ musician >w< wikes :33 me uWu nyot. 
>w< HOST. :3 Why, >_> my ;;w;; pwetty >_> youth? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. He UwU pways uWu fawse, :33 fathew. 
>w< HOST. >w< How, :33 out :3 of ^.^ tunye on >w< the OwO stwings? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. uWu Nyot uWu so; but yet ;;w;; so x3 fawse ^w^ that UwU he ÚwÚ gwieves >_> my :3 vewy 
xDD heawt-stwings. 
>w< HOST. You have a quick ^.^ eaw. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. x3 Ay, ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I were deaf; it ^-^ makes :33 me have a ^-^ swow >w< heawt. 
>w< HOST. ^-^ I :3 pewceive :33 you delight UwU nyot ^-^ in music. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. uWu Nyot a UwU whit, uWu when it jars >_< so. 
>w< HOST. Hark, what UwU finye ^w^ change is ^-^ in >w< the uWu music! 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. x3 Ay, ^w^ that ^w^ change is >w< the spite. 
>w< HOST. You :3 wouwd have them uWu awways uWu pway but >w< onye >_< thing? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu awways have >w< onye uWu pway but >w< onye OwO thing. 
>w< But, ^.^ Host, x3 doth ^w^ this :3 Siw >_> Pwoteus, ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^-^ tawk ;;w;; on, 
Often ^-^ wesowt >_< unto ^w^ this ^-^ gentwewoman? 
>w< HOST. ^-^ I tell :33 you what :33 Waunce, ^.^ his ;;w;; man, >_< towd ^.^ me: UwU he :3 wov'd ;;w;; hew :33 out :3 of 
;;w;; aww >w< nyick. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ;;w;; Whewe is Launce? 
>w< HOST. >_< Gonye uWu to >w< seek ^.^ his UwU dog, xDD which x3 to-mowwow, :3 by ^.^ his uWu mastew's 
xDD command, UwU he must x3 cawwy for a present uWu to ^.^ his OwO wady. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^w^ Peace, >_< stand :33 aside; >w< the company UwU pawts. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :3 Siw OwO Thuwio, ^w^ feaw UwU nyot you; ^-^ I >w< wiww ;;w;; so xDD pwead 
:33 That :33 you >_< shaww say >_> my cunning OwO dwift ;;w;; excews. 
THURIO. ;;w;; Whewe meet we? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. x3 At ^-^ Saint Gregory's ^.^ weww. 
THURIO. >w< Faweweww. Exeunt ÚwÚ THUWIO ^-^ and >w< MUSICIANS 

^-^ Entew OwO SIWVIA above, :3 at ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ window 

^.^ PWOTEUS. ^-^ Madam, ^w^ good ÚwÚ ev'n uWu to ^-^ youw :3 wadyship. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. ^-^ I UwU thank :33 you for ^-^ youw music, ;;w;; gentwemen. 
>_< Who is ^w^ that ^w^ that ^w^ spake? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >_> Onye, xDD wady, >_> if :33 you ^-^ knyew ^.^ his >_> puwe xDD heawt's truth, 
You :3 wouwd quickly learn uWu to >_< knyow xDD him :3 by ^.^ his >_> voice. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. :3 Siw >_> Pwoteus, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ take uWu it. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :3 Siw >_> Pwoteus, ÚwÚ gentwe xDD wady, ^-^ and ^-^ youw >w< sewvant. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. What's ^-^ youw will? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may uWu compass >w< youws. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. You have ^-^ youw ^.^ wish; >_> my >w< wiww is uWu even ^w^ this, 
:33 That uWu pwesentwy :33 you >_< hie :33 you home uWu to bed. 
Thou subtle, x3 pewjuw'd, uWu fawse, ;;w;; diswoyaw ;;w;; man, 
^-^ Think'st >w< thou ^-^ I am ;;w;; so x3 shawwow, ;;w;; so conceitless, 
>_< To >_< be >_> seduced :3 by thy ;;w;; fwattewy 
:33 That UwU hast x3 deceiv'd ;;w;; so uWu many xDD with thy >w< vows? 
x3 Wetuwn, ;;w;; wetuwn, ^-^ and uWu make thy :33 wove :33 amends. 
:3 Fow me, :3 by ^w^ this ^-^ pawe :3 queen :3 of night ^-^ I OwO sweaw, 
^-^ I am ;;w;; so far OwO fwom x3 gwanting thy :33 wequest 
:33 That ^-^ I despise ÚwÚ thee for thy wrongful ^.^ suit, 
And :3 by ^-^ and :3 by >_> intend uWu to chide myself 
uWu Even for ^w^ this :3 time ^-^ I ÚwÚ spend ^-^ in x3 tawking uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^-^ I >_< gwant, sweet love, ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< did :33 wove a x3 wady; 
xDD But she is xDD dead. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. [Aside] ^-^ 'Twewe uWu fawse, >_> if ^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU speak x3 it; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe she is UwU nyot uWu buwied. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. Say ^w^ that she x3 be; yet Valentine, thy ^.^ fwiend, 
Survives, uWu to whom, thyself UwU awt x3 witnyess, 
^-^ I am x3 betwoth'd; ^-^ and UwU awt >w< thou UwU nyot >_> asham'd 
>_< To ^-^ wwong xDD him xDD with thy :33 impowtunyacy? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^-^ I ÚwÚ wikewise >_> heaw ^w^ that :33 Vawentinye is xDD dead. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. And ;;w;; so uWu suppose am I; for ^-^ in ^.^ his grave 
UwU Assuwe thyself >_> my :33 wove is uWu buwied. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^-^ Sweet xDD wady, let :33 me xDD wake it OwO fwom >w< the earth. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. :3 Go uWu to thy ^w^ wady's :3 gwave, ^-^ and UwU caww :33 hews OwO thence; 
^w^ Ow, :3 at >w< the least, ^-^ in :33 hews xDD sepuwchwe thine. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. [Aside] He heard UwU nyot UwU that. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^-^ Madam, >_> if ^-^ youw :33 heawt >_< be ;;w;; so x3 obduwate, 
x3 Vouchsafe :33 me yet ^-^ youw picture for >_> my love, 
^.^ The picture ^w^ that is >_> hanging ^-^ in ^-^ youw >_< chambew; 
>_< To ^w^ that >_< I'ww :3 speak, uWu to ^w^ that >_< I'ww xDD sigh ^-^ and ^w^ weep; 
^.^ Fow, >_> since >w< the substance :3 of ^-^ youw UwU pewfect >_> sewf 
Is else devoted, ^-^ I am but a shadow; 
And uWu to ^-^ youw uWu shadow >w< wiww ^-^ I uWu make OwO twue :3 wove. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. [Aside] UwU If x3 'twewe a :3 substance, :33 you xDD wouwd, ^.^ suwe, ÚwÚ deceive it 
And uWu make it but a x3 shadow, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >w< am. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. ^-^ I am :3 vewy ^-^ woath uWu to >_< be ^-^ youw x3 idow, sir; 
xDD But >_> since ^-^ youw >w< fawsehood >_< shaww ^-^ become :33 you ^w^ weww 
>_< To worship ;;w;; shadows ^-^ and ^w^ adowe x3 fawse x3 shapes, 
uWu Send uWu to :33 me ^-^ in >w< the morning, ^-^ and >_< I'ww ^.^ send x3 it; 
And ;;w;; so, ^w^ good >_> west. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :33 As >w< wwetches have o'ernight 
:33 That :3 wait for UwU execution ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ mown. 
Exeunt ^-^ PWOTEUS ^-^ and OwO SIWVIA 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^.^ Host, >w< wiww :33 you uWu go? 
>w< HOST. By >_> my xDD hawidom, ^-^ I >_> was fast uWu asweep. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. xDD Pway ^.^ you, >w< whewe ^w^ wies :3 Siw Proteus? 
>w< HOST. x3 Mawwy, :3 at >_> my ^w^ house. >w< Twust me, ^-^ I xDD think ÚwÚ 'tis almost ;;w;; day. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. uWu Nyot uWu so; but it hath OwO been >w< the xDD wongest night 
:33 That e'er ^-^ I ^w^ watch'd, ^-^ and >w< the :3 most :3 heaviest. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
Under ^-^ SIWVIA'S ÚwÚ window 

^-^ Entew >w< EGWAMOUW 

OwO EGWAMOUW. ^.^ This is >w< the hour ^w^ that >_< Madam Silvia 
x3 Entweated :33 me uWu to UwU caww ^-^ and >_< knyow ;;w;; hew mind; 
Thewe's ÚwÚ some >_> gweat :3 mattew ;;w;; she'd ^-^ empwoy :33 me uWu in. 
^-^ Madam, >w< madam! 

^-^ Entew OwO SIWVIA above, :3 at ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ window 

ÚwÚ SIWVIA. >_< Who ^w^ cawws? 
OwO EGWAMOUW. ;;w;; Youw servant ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^-^ fwiend; 
uWu Onye ^w^ that attends ^-^ youw >_< wadyship's :3 command. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. :3 Siw Eglamour, a >_> thousand xDD times ^w^ good UwU mowwow! 
OwO EGWAMOUW. :33 As ÚwÚ many, ^-^ wowthy xDD wady, uWu to yourself! 
^-^ Accowding uWu to ^-^ youw >_< wadyship's impose, 
^-^ I am UwU thus >w< eawwy come uWu to >_< knyow what UwU sewvice 
>_> It is ^-^ youw pleasure uWu to UwU command :33 me uWu in. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. O Eglamour, >w< thou UwU awt a >_> gentweman- 
>w< Think UwU nyot ^-^ I ÚwÚ fwattew, for ^-^ I xDD sweaw ^-^ I do ^w^ nyot- 
>w< Vawiant, UwU wise, remorseful, ^w^ weww accomplish'd. 
Thou UwU awt UwU nyot ignorant what dear ^w^ good >w< wiww 
^-^ I ;;w;; beaw >_< unto >w< the ÚwÚ banyish'd uWu Vawentinye; 
>_> Nyow how >_> my father :3 wouwd enforce :33 me >w< mawwy 
Vain OwO Thuwio, whom >_> my :3 vewy ^w^ souw UwU abhows. 
Thyself UwU hast ^-^ wov'd; ^-^ and ^-^ I have heard ÚwÚ thee say 
:33 Nyo grief >w< did ^-^ evew come ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw thy :33 heawt 
:33 As uWu when thy lady ^-^ and thy OwO twue :33 wove :3 died, 
ÚwÚ Upon :3 whose grave >w< thou >w< vow'dst >_> puwe chastity. 
:3 Siw Eglamour, ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu to Valentine, 
>_< To Mantua, >w< whewe ^-^ I >_> heaw UwU he ^-^ makes ^-^ abode; 
And, for >w< the ^.^ ways are ^w^ dangewous uWu to ^-^ pass, 
^-^ I do desire thy ^-^ wowthy ^w^ company, 
ÚwÚ Upon :3 whose faith ^-^ and >w< honyouw ^-^ I repose. 
>_> Uwge UwU nyot >_> my >_> fathew's OwO angew, Eglamour, 
xDD But xDD think upon >_> my xDD gwief, a ^w^ wady's xDD gwief, 
And on >w< the ÚwÚ justice :3 of >_> my flying hence 
>_< To :3 keep :33 me OwO fwom a :3 most x3 unhowy >w< match, 
Which :3 heaven ^-^ and xDD fowtunye OwO stiww x3 wewawds xDD with ^w^ pwagues. 
^-^ I do desire ^-^ thee, uWu even OwO fwom a :33 heawt 
:33 As full :3 of uWu sowwows ÚwÚ as >w< the >w< sea :3 of sands, 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw :33 me company ^-^ and ^w^ go xDD with x3 me; 
UwU If not, uWu to xDD hide what ^-^ I have ^-^ said uWu to ^-^ thee, 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may venture uWu to ^.^ depawt alone. 
OwO EGWAMOUW. ^-^ Madam, ^-^ I :33 pity ÚwÚ much ^-^ youw ;;w;; gwievances; 
Which >_> since ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 they >_> viwtuouswy are >_> pwac'd, 
^-^ I >w< give consent uWu to ^w^ go :3 awong xDD with ^.^ you, 
^w^ Wecking ÚwÚ as ^-^ wittwe what x3 betideth :33 me 
:33 As ÚwÚ much ^-^ I :33 wish ;;w;; aww ^w^ good xDD befowtunye ÚwÚ you. 
When >w< wiww :33 you uWu go? 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. ^.^ This >_< evenying coming. 
OwO EGWAMOUW. ;;w;; Whewe >_< shaww ^-^ I meet :33 you? 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. x3 At xDD Fwiaw Patrick's ^.^ ceww, 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I >_> intend UwU howy confession. 
OwO EGWAMOUW. ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> faiw ^-^ youw :3 wadyship. Good UwU mowwow, ÚwÚ gentwe OwO wady. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. Good UwU mowwow, uWu kind :3 Siw uWu Egwamouw. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
Under ^-^ SIWVIA'S uWu Window 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WAUNCE xDD with ^.^ his ^-^ dog 

OwO WAUNCE. When a man's servant >_< shaww uWu pway >w< the ^-^ cuw xDD with :3 him, >w< wook ^.^ you, 
it :3 goes xDD hawd- >w< onye ^w^ that ^-^ I brought :3 up :3 of a ^w^ puppy; >w< onye ^w^ that ^-^ I :33 sav'd 
OwO fwom drowning, uWu when xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ bwind OwO bwothews ^-^ and 
x3 sistews UwU went uWu to uWu it. ^-^ I have ^-^ taught :3 him, uWu even ÚwÚ as >w< onye :3 wouwd say 
>_> pwecisewy :3 'Thus ^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ teach a x3 dog.' ^-^ I >_> was >_> sent uWu to >w< dewivew xDD him 
ÚwÚ as a present uWu to Mistress Silvia OwO fwom >_> my :3 mastew; ^-^ and ^-^ I came xDD nyo 
^-^ soonyew uWu into >w< the x3 dinying-chambew, but UwU he >_< steps :33 me uWu to ;;w;; hew ;;w;; twenchew 
^-^ and ÚwÚ steaws ;;w;; hew capon's >_> weg. OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis a ÚwÚ fouw >_> thing uWu when a ^-^ cuw 
;;w;; cannyot :3 keep himself ^-^ in ;;w;; aww :33 companyies! ^-^ I :3 wouwd uWu have, ÚwÚ as >w< onye OwO shouwd 
say, >w< onye ^w^ that >_> takes upon xDD him uWu to >_< be a ^-^ dog UwU indeed, uWu to be, ÚwÚ as it 
UwU wewe, a ^-^ dog :3 at ;;w;; aww >_< things. UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ had UwU nyot ^w^ had :33 mowe UwU wit than ÚwÚ he, uWu to 
^w^ take a x3 fauwt upon :33 me ^w^ that UwU he did, ^-^ I xDD think :33 vewiwy UwU he ^w^ had OwO been 
;;w;; hang'd >_< fow't; ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ as ^-^ I >_< wive, UwU he ^w^ had ;;w;; suffew'd ;;w;; fow't. You >_< shaww 
judge. He ÚwÚ thwusts :33 me himself uWu into >w< the company :3 of xDD thwee >w< ow :3 fouw 
>_< gentweman-wike ^w^ dogs ^.^ undew >w< the Duke's >_< tabwe; UwU he ^w^ had UwU nyot OwO been 
there, bless >w< the mark, a >w< pissing :33 whiwe but ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 chambew uWu smewt 
^-^ him. OwO 'Out xDD with >w< the dog' x3 says ;;w;; onye; :3 'What ^-^ cuw is >_> that?' x3 says 
>_< anyothew; ;;w;; 'Whip xDD him uWu out' x3 says >w< the third; 'Hang xDD him UwU up' x3 says >w< the 
ÚwÚ Duke. ;;w;; I, having OwO been xDD acquainted xDD with >w< the x3 smeww :3 befowe, ^-^ knyew it 
>_> was Crab, ^-^ and :3 goes :33 me uWu to >w< the uWu fewwow ^w^ that ;;w;; whips >w< the dogs. 
'Friend,' ^-^ quoth ^-^ I >w< 'you UwU mean uWu to ;;w;; whip >w< the x3 dog.' >_< 'Ay, >w< mawwy do >_< I' 
^-^ quoth >w< he. >w< 'You do xDD him >w< the :33 mowe xDD wwong,' ^-^ quoth I; >_< "twas ^-^ I >w< did >w< the 
>_> thing :33 you wot ^w^ of.' He ^-^ makes :33 me xDD nyo :33 mowe ^-^ ado, but ;;w;; whips :33 me :33 out :3 of 
>w< the UwU chambew. UwU How uWu many >w< mastews :3 wouwd do ^w^ this for ^.^ his OwO sewvant? Nay, 
>_< I'ww >_< be :3 swown, ^-^ I have :33 sat ^-^ in >w< the OwO stock for >_> puddings UwU he hath 
^-^ stow'n, otherwise UwU he ^w^ had OwO been :33 executed; ^-^ I have >w< stood on >w< the 
^-^ piwwowy for geese UwU he hath kill'd, otherwise UwU he ^w^ had ;;w;; suffew'd 
;;w;; fow't. Thou think'st UwU nyot :3 of ^w^ this UwU nyow. Nay, ^-^ I remember >w< the trick 
:33 you ^w^ sewv'd :33 me uWu when ^-^ I took >_> my uWu weave :3 of >_< Madam ^.^ Siwvia. ÚwÚ Did UwU nyot ^-^ I :33 bid 
ÚwÚ thee OwO stiww >_< mawk :33 me ^-^ and do ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do? When didst >w< thou see :33 me :3 heave 
:3 up >_> my xDD weg ^-^ and uWu make water ÚwÚ against a ;;w;; gentwewoman's x3 fawthingawe? 
;;w;; Didst >w< thou ^-^ evew see :33 me do >_< such a UwU twick? 

^-^ Entew x3 PWOTEUS, ^-^ and ^w^ JUWIA ^-^ in ^.^ boy's ^-^ cwothes 

^.^ PWOTEUS. >_> Sebastian is thy ;;w;; nyame? ^-^ I OwO wike ÚwÚ thee UwU weww, 
And >w< wiww ^-^ empwoy ÚwÚ thee ^-^ in ÚwÚ some UwU sewvice ^-^ pwesentwy. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^.^ In what :33 you >w< pwease; >_< I'ww do what ^-^ I xDD can. 
>_> PWOTEUS..I hope >w< thou wilt. ^w^ [To LAUNCE] UwU How uWu nyow, :33 you OwO whoweson 
uWu peasant! 
;;w;; Whewe have :33 you OwO been uWu these x3 two ^-^ days ^.^ woitewing? 
OwO WAUNCE. x3 Mawwy, sir, ^-^ I UwU cawwied Mistress Silvia >w< the ^-^ dog :33 you ^.^ bade >w< me. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. And what x3 says she uWu to >_> my ^-^ wittwe ;;w;; jewew? 
OwO WAUNCE. x3 Mawwy, she x3 says ^-^ youw ^-^ dog >_> was a :33 cuw, ^-^ and x3 tewws :33 you x3 cuwwish 
UwU thanks is ^w^ good :33 enyough for >_< such a ^-^ pwesent. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. xDD But she >_> weceiv'd >_> my OwO dog? 
OwO WAUNCE. x3 Nyo, UwU indeed, >w< did she not; ÚwÚ hewe have ^-^ I brought xDD him >_< back 
again. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^w^ What, didst >w< thou x3 offew ;;w;; hew ^w^ this OwO fwom ÚwÚ me? 
OwO WAUNCE. x3 Ay, sir; >w< the x3 othew >_< squiwwew >_> was xDD stow'n OwO fwom :33 me :3 by >w< the 
hangman's >_< boys ^-^ in >w< the UwU mawket-pwace; ^-^ and :33 then ^-^ I ^.^ offew'd ;;w;; hew mine 
OwO own, ;;w;; who is a ^-^ dog ÚwÚ as :3 big ÚwÚ as >_< ten :3 of ^-^ youws, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe >w< the :3 gift 
>w< the greater. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^.^ Go, x3 get ÚwÚ thee hence ^-^ and find >_> my ^-^ dog >w< again, 
>_> Ow >w< nye'ew ^w^ wetuwn ;;w;; again uWu into >_> my ÚwÚ sight. 
:3 Away, ^-^ I ÚwÚ say. x3 Stayest >w< thou uWu to vex :33 me :33 hewe? x3 Exit ^w^ WAUNCE 
xDD A slave ^w^ that OwO stiww :3 an UwU end :3 tuwns :33 me uWu to shame! 
>w< Sebastian, ^-^ I have entertained ÚwÚ thee 
Partly ^w^ that ^-^ I have need :3 of >_< such a ^w^ youth 
:33 That ^w^ can xDD with ÚwÚ some discretion do >_> my ÚwÚ businyess, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis xDD nyo :33 twusting uWu to yond x3 foowish UwU wout, 
xDD But chiefly for thy UwU face ^-^ and thy ^w^ behaviouw, 
Which, >_> if >_> my augury ÚwÚ deceive :33 me not, 
Witness ^w^ good bringing xDD up, ^w^ fowtunye, ^-^ and ÚwÚ twuth; 
;;w;; Thewefowe, >_< knyow UwU thou, for ^w^ this ^-^ I entertain ;;w;; thee. 
:3 Go presently, ^-^ and ^w^ take ^w^ this ring xDD with ^-^ thee, 
^.^ Dewivew it uWu to >_< Madam >_< Siwvia- 
ÚwÚ She :3 wov'd :33 me ^w^ weww >w< dewivew'd it uWu to >w< me. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. >_> It ^-^ seems :33 you :3 wov'd UwU nyot >w< hew, uWu to uWu weave ;;w;; hew >w< token. 
ÚwÚ She is >_> dead, ÚwÚ bewike? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. uWu Nyot uWu so; ^-^ I xDD think she :3 wives. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. Alas! 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^.^ Why dost >w< thou ^.^ cwy OwO 'Awas'? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose 
xDD But :33 pity x3 hew. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^.^ Whewefowe shouldst >w< thou :33 pity :33 hew? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. Because :33 methinks ^w^ that she :3 wov'd :33 you ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww 
:33 As :33 you do :33 wove ^-^ youw lady ^.^ Siwvia. 
ÚwÚ She ^.^ dweams on xDD him ^w^ that has :3 fowgot ;;w;; hew love: 
You ÚwÚ dote on ;;w;; hew ^w^ that ^.^ cawes UwU nyot for ^-^ youw :3 wove. 
'Tis :33 pity :33 wove OwO shouwd >_< be ;;w;; so UwU contwawy; 
And ^.^ thinking on it ^-^ makes :33 me ^.^ cwy uWu 'Awas!' 
^.^ PWOTEUS. xDD Weww, >w< give ;;w;; hew ^w^ that ^.^ wing, ^-^ and ^w^ thewewithaw 
^.^ This OwO wettew. xDD That's ;;w;; hew UwU chambew. Tell >_> my lady 
^-^ I x3 cwaim >w< the x3 pwomise for ;;w;; hew uWu heavenwy picture. 
;;w;; Youw ÚwÚ message x3 donye, >_< hie home >_< unto >_> my uWu chambew, 
;;w;; Whewe >w< thou xDD shawt find :33 me ;;w;; sad ^-^ and x3 sowitawy. x3 Exit ^-^ PWOTEUS 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. UwU How uWu many :33 women :3 wouwd do >_< such a uWu message? 
>_> Awas, x3 poow >_> Pwoteus, >w< thou UwU hast entertain'd 
xDD A ^.^ fox uWu to >_< be >w< the shepherd :3 of thy uWu wambs. 
>_> Awas, x3 poow >w< foow, why do ^-^ I :33 pity xDD him 
:33 That xDD with ^.^ his :3 vewy :33 heawt ^-^ despiseth ÚwÚ me? 
Because UwU he >_< woves >w< hew, UwU he ^-^ despiseth x3 me; 
Because ^-^ I :33 wove :3 him, ^-^ I must :33 pity ^-^ him. 
^.^ This ring ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave :3 him, uWu when UwU he :33 pawted OwO fwom me, 
>_< To ^w^ bind xDD him uWu to remember >_> my ^w^ good :3 wiww; 
And now am ;;w;; I, ÚwÚ unhappy ^.^ messengew, 
>_< To xDD pwead for ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< obtain, 
>_< To x3 cawwy ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ I :3 wouwd have refus'd, 
>_< To praise ^.^ his faith, xDD which ^-^ I :3 wouwd have UwU dispwais'd. 
^-^ I am >_> my uWu mastew's OwO twue confirmed love, 
xDD But ;;w;; cannyot >_< be OwO twue servant uWu to >_> my ^w^ mastew 
uWu Unwess ^-^ I >_< pwove x3 fawse UwU twaitow uWu to uWu mysewf. 
^w^ Yet >w< wiww ^-^ I ÚwÚ woo for :3 him, but yet ;;w;; so ÚwÚ cowdwy 
UwU As, :3 heaven it :3 knyows, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot have xDD him >_< speed. 

^-^ Entew OwO SIWVIA, attended 

Gentlewoman, ^w^ good >w< day! ^-^ I pray :33 you >_< be >_> my UwU mean 
>_< To >_< bwing :33 me >w< whewe uWu to UwU speak xDD with >_< Madam ^.^ Siwvia. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. :3 What :3 wouwd :33 you xDD with >w< hew, >_> if ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< be she? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. UwU If :33 you >_< be ^.^ she, ^-^ I do entreat ^-^ youw x3 patience 
>_< To >_> heaw :33 me UwU speak >w< the ÚwÚ message ^-^ I am >_> sent >_< on. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. ^w^ Fwom whom? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^w^ Fwom >_> my uWu mastew, :3 Siw >_> Pwoteus, OwO madam. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. OwO O, UwU he xDD sends :33 you for a ^.^ pictuwe? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. x3 Ay, OwO madam. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. :3 Uwsuwa, >_< bwing >_> my picture >w< thewe. 
^.^ Go, >w< give ^-^ youw ^w^ mastew this. Tell xDD him OwO fwom me, 
uWu Onye >_> Juwia, ^w^ that ^.^ his ;;w;; changing ;;w;; thoughts ;;w;; fowget, 
>w< Wouwd xDD bettew >w< fit ^.^ his x3 chambew than ^w^ this ;;w;; shadow. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^-^ Madam, UwU pwease :33 you ÚwÚ pewuse ^w^ this OwO wettew. 
UwU Pawdon me, madam; ^-^ I have OwO unyadvis'd 
Deliver'd :33 you a paper ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd uWu nyot. 
^.^ This is >w< the letter uWu to ^-^ youw :3 wadyship. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. ^-^ I pray ÚwÚ thee let :33 me >w< wook on ^w^ that again. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. >_> It ^w^ may UwU nyot x3 be; ^w^ good ÚwÚ madam, >w< pawdon >w< me. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. There, >w< howd! 
^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot >w< wook upon ^-^ youw uWu mastew's ^.^ winyes. 
^-^ I >_< knyow :33 they are x3 stuff'd xDD with >w< pwotestations, 
And full :3 of UwU nyew-found oaths, xDD which UwU he ^w^ wuw x3 bweak 
:33 As ^w^ easiwy ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do tear ^.^ his paper. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^-^ Madam, UwU he xDD sends ^-^ youw >_< wadyship ^w^ this ring. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. ^.^ The :33 mowe OwO shame for xDD him ^w^ that UwU he xDD sends it x3 me; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I have heard xDD him say a >_> thousand xDD times 
:33 His ^-^ Juwia ÚwÚ gave it xDD him :3 at ^.^ his departure. 
OwO Though ^.^ his x3 fawse finger have profan'd >w< the ^.^ wing, 
Mine >_< shaww UwU nyot do ^.^ his ^-^ Juwia ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ;;w;; wwong. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ÚwÚ She UwU thanks ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. :3 What say'st ^.^ thou? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^-^ I UwU thank ^.^ you, ÚwÚ madam, ^w^ that :33 you tender x3 hew. 
>_> Poow gentlewoman, >_> my ^w^ mastew ^.^ wwongs ;;w;; hew ^-^ much. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. OwO Dost >w< thou >_< knyow :33 hew? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. >_> Awmost ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as ^-^ I do >_< knyow uWu mysewf. 
>_< To xDD think upon ;;w;; hew woes, ^-^ I do >_> pwotest 
:33 That ^-^ I have ^-^ wept a x3 hundwed ;;w;; sevewaw ;;w;; times. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. :3 Bewike she :33 thinks ^w^ that ^w^ Pwoteus hath uWu fowsook x3 hew. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ^-^ I xDD think she x3 doth, ^-^ and UwU that's ;;w;; hew >_< cause :3 of sorrow. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. Is she UwU nyot >w< passing fair? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ÚwÚ She hath OwO been xDD faiwew, ÚwÚ madam, than she ^.^ is. 
When she >w< did xDD think >_> my ^w^ mastew :3 wov'd ;;w;; hew UwU weww, 
^-^ She, ^-^ in >_> my judgment, >_> was ÚwÚ as ^.^ faiw ÚwÚ as you; 
xDD But >_> since she >w< did neglect ;;w;; hew looking-glass 
And threw ;;w;; hew OwO sun-expewwing ^w^ mask uWu away, 
^.^ The air hath xDD stawv'd >w< the >w< woses ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >_> cheeks 
And >w< pinch'd >w< the uWu wiwy-tinctuwe :3 of ;;w;; hew OwO face, 
:33 That now she is ^-^ become ÚwÚ as >w< bwack ÚwÚ as xDD I. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. UwU How xDD taww >_> was she? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. About >_> my OwO statuwe; for :3 at Pentecost, 
When ;;w;; aww x3 ouw >w< pageants :3 of delight were ;;w;; pway'd, 
>_< Ouw ^w^ youth ^w^ got :33 me uWu to uWu pway >w< the :3 woman's >_< pawt, 
And ^-^ I >_> was :3 twimm'd ^-^ in >_< Madam Julia's ;;w;; gown; 
Which served :33 me ÚwÚ as >_< fit, :3 by ;;w;; aww men's judgments, 
:33 As >_> if >w< the >w< gawment ^w^ had OwO been uWu made for x3 me; 
Therefore ^-^ I >_< knyow she is uWu about >_> my xDD height. 
And :3 at ^w^ that :3 time ^-^ I uWu made ;;w;; hew UwU weep a ^.^ good, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >w< did uWu pway a lamentable x3 pawt. 
^-^ Madam, x3 'twas OwO Awiadnye x3 passionying 
:3 Fow :33 Theseus' ^-^ pewjuwy ^-^ and :3 unjust ^w^ fwight; 
Which ^-^ I ;;w;; so lively x3 acted xDD with >_> my tears 
:33 That >_> my x3 poow mistress, :33 moved >_> thewewithaw, 
^.^ Wept UwU bittewwy; ^-^ and :3 wouwd ^-^ I :33 might >_< be ^-^ dead 
UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ in :3 thought felt UwU nyot ;;w;; hew :3 vewy sorrow. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. ÚwÚ She is >w< behowding uWu to ^-^ thee, ÚwÚ gentwe >_< youth. 
>_> Awas, x3 poow xDD wady, desolate ^-^ and UwU weft! 
^-^ I UwU weep x3 mysewf, uWu to xDD think upon thy :3 wowds. 
>_> Hewe, uWu youth, >w< thewe is >_> my >_> puwse; ^-^ I >w< give ÚwÚ thee ^w^ this 
:3 Fow thy sweet uWu mistwess' xDD sake, ÚwÚ because >w< thou lov'st x3 hew. 
>w< Faweweww. x3 Exit OwO SIWVIA xDD with x3 ATTENDANTS 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. And she >_< shaww UwU thank :33 you ^.^ fow't, >_> if e'er :33 you >_< knyow x3 hew. 
xDD A x3 viwtuous gentlewoman, >_< miwd ^-^ and ^.^ beautifuw! 
^-^ I hope >_> my uWu mastew's ^-^ suit >w< wiww >_< be but >_> cowd, 
;;w;; Since she respects >_> my uWu mistwess' :33 wove ;;w;; so ^-^ much. 
>_> Awas, how :33 wove ^w^ can >_> twifwe xDD with OwO itsewf! 
uWu Hewe is ;;w;; hew >_< pictuwe; let :33 me >_> see. ^-^ I think, 
UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ had >_< such a tire, ^w^ this UwU face :3 of mine 
^.^ Wewe full ÚwÚ as ^-^ wovewy ÚwÚ as is ^w^ this :3 of >w< hews; 
And yet >w< the uWu paintew OwO fwattew'd ;;w;; hew a OwO wittwe, 
uWu Unwess ^-^ I flatter xDD with myself x3 too ^-^ much. 
ÚwÚ Hew >w< haiw is >w< aubuwn, mine is UwU pewfect yellow; 
UwU If ^w^ that >_< be ;;w;; aww >w< the >_> diffewence ^-^ in ^.^ his love, 
>_< I'ww x3 get :33 me >_< such a >_> cowouw'd :33 pewiwig. 
ÚwÚ Hew ^.^ eyes are :33 gwey ÚwÚ as xDD gwass, ^-^ and ;;w;; so are mine; 
x3 Ay, but ;;w;; hew forehead's ^.^ wow, ^-^ and x3 minye's ÚwÚ as high. 
:3 What OwO shouwd it >_< be ^w^ that UwU he respects ^-^ in ;;w;; hew 
xDD But ^-^ I ^w^ can uWu make OwO wespective ^-^ in x3 mysewf, 
UwU If ^w^ this ;;w;; fond Love were UwU nyot a ^.^ bwinded ^.^ god? 
uWu Come, x3 shadow, come, ^-^ and ^w^ take ^w^ this uWu shadow xDD up, 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis thy rival. O >w< thou :33 sensewess >_> fowm, 
Thou xDD shawt >_< be worshipp'd, :3 kiss'd, lov'd, ^-^ and ador'd! 
And were >w< thewe sense ^-^ in ^.^ his idolatry 
^w^ My substance OwO shouwd >_< be >w< statue ^-^ in thy UwU stead. 
>_< I'ww ÚwÚ use ÚwÚ thee xDD kindwy for thy uWu mistwess' xDD sake, 
:33 That ÚwÚ us'd :33 me uWu so; >w< ow ^w^ ewse, :3 by :3 Jove ^-^ I x3 vow, 
^-^ I OwO shouwd have scratch'd :33 out ^-^ youw ÚwÚ unseeing uWu eyes, 
>_< To uWu make >_> my ^w^ mastew :33 out :3 of :33 wove xDD with ;;w;; thee. x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
:33 Miwan. ;;w;; An abbey 

^-^ Entew >w< EGWAMOUW 

OwO EGWAMOUW. ^.^ The sun begins uWu to gild >w< the western ^.^ sky, 
And now it is uWu about >w< the :3 vewy hour 
:33 That Silvia :3 at xDD Fwiaw Patrick's cell OwO shouwd meet >w< me. 
ÚwÚ She >w< wiww UwU nyot OwO faiw, for >w< wovews x3 bweak UwU nyot >w< houws 
uWu Unwess it >_< be uWu to come :33 befowe their time, 
So ÚwÚ much :33 they spur their ^.^ expedition. 

^-^ Entew OwO SIWVIA 

ÚwÚ See >w< whewe she :33 comes. Lady, a happy x3 evenying! 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. xDD Amen, :3 amen! :3 Go ;;w;; on, ^w^ good Eglamour, 
>_> Out :3 at >w< the postern :3 by >w< the abbey >_> waww; 
^-^ I ^w^ feaw ^-^ I am attended :3 by ÚwÚ some :3 spies. 
OwO EGWAMOUW. Fear uWu nyot. ^.^ The forest is UwU nyot xDD thwee ^.^ weagues off; 
UwU If ;;w;; we ÚwÚ wecovew that, ;;w;; we are ^w^ suwe xDD enyough. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
:33 Miwan. ^.^ The >w< DUKE'S ^-^ pawace 

^-^ Entew THURIO, x3 PWOTEUS, ^-^ and ^w^ JUWIA ÚwÚ as :3 SEBASTIAN 

THURIO. :3 Siw >_> Pwoteus, what x3 says Silvia uWu to >_> my >_> suit? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. OwO O, sir, ^-^ I find ;;w;; hew >_< miwdew than she >_< was; 
And yet she >_> takes UwU exceptions :3 at ^-^ youw ^w^ pewson. 
THURIO. ^w^ What, ^w^ that >_> my xDD weg is x3 too long? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >w< Nyo; ^w^ that it is x3 too little. 
THURIO. >_< I'ww >_< weaw a UwU boot uWu to uWu make it ;;w;; somewhat ^-^ woundew. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. [Aside] xDD But :33 wove >w< wiww UwU nyot >_< be >w< spuww'd uWu to what it xDD woathes. 
THURIO. :3 What x3 says she uWu to >_> my xDD face? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ She x3 says it is a ^.^ faiw ^w^ onye. 
THURIO. Nay, uWu then, >w< the ÚwÚ wanton UwU wies; >_> my UwU face is ^-^ bwack. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. xDD But ^w^ peawws are UwU faiw; ^-^ and >w< the old saying ^.^ is: 
:3 Bwack ^-^ men are ^w^ peawws ^-^ in beauteous ladies' ^-^ eyes. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. [Aside] 'Tis ;;w;; twue, >_< such ^w^ peawws ÚwÚ as put :33 out ladies' >_> eyes; 
:3 Fow ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew uWu wink than >w< wook on uWu them. 
THURIO. UwU How >w< wikes she >_> my ^-^ discouwse? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >_> Iww, uWu when :33 you ^-^ tawk :3 of ^.^ waw. 
THURIO. xDD But ^w^ weww uWu when ^-^ I ;;w;; discouwse :3 of :33 wove ^-^ and uWu peace? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. [Aside] xDD But better, UwU indeed, uWu when :33 you hold ^-^ youw >_< peace. 
THURIO. :3 What x3 says she uWu to >_> my valour? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. OwO O, sir, she ^-^ makes xDD nyo ÚwÚ doubt :3 of UwU that. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. [Aside] ÚwÚ She xDD nyeeds not, uWu when she UwU knyows it OwO cowawdice. 
THURIO. :3 What x3 says she uWu to >_> my :3 biwth? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :33 That :33 you are ^w^ weww ^-^ dewiv'd. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. [Aside] x3 Twue; OwO fwom a gentleman uWu to a OwO foow. 
THURIO. ^w^ Considews she >_> my possessions? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. OwO O, ^w^ ay; ^-^ and uWu pities uWu them. 
THURIO. ;;w;; Whewefowe? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. [Aside] :33 That >_< such :3 an >w< ass OwO shouwd ^-^ owe uWu them. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :33 That :33 they are :33 out :3 by OwO wease. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 

^-^ Entew :3 DUKE 

:33 DUKE. UwU How uWu nyow, :3 Siw >w< Pwoteus! how uWu nyow, ^w^ Thuwio! 
Which :3 of :33 you OwO saw :3 Siw >w< Egwamouw :3 of :33 wate? 
THURIO. uWu Nyot xDD I. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >_> Nyow xDD I. 
:33 DUKE. uWu Saw :33 you >_> my ;;w;; daughtew? 
^.^ PWOTEUS. OwO Nyeithew. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ Why uWu then, 
>_< She's fled >_< unto ^w^ that ^-^ peasant uWu Vawentinye; 
And >w< Egwamouw is ^-^ in ;;w;; hew x3 company. 
'Tis OwO twue; for xDD Fwiaw >_> Wawwence >_< met them x3 both 
:33 As UwU he ^-^ in ^-^ penyance ^w^ wandew'd through >w< the ^.^ fowest; 
ÚwÚ Him UwU he ^-^ knyew UwU weww, ^-^ and xDD guess'd ^w^ that it >_> was ^.^ she, 
>w< But, being ^.^ mask'd, UwU he >_> was UwU nyot ^w^ suwe :3 of x3 it; 
:33 Besides, she >w< did >_> intend :33 confession 
x3 At Patrick's cell ^w^ this even; ^-^ and >w< thewe she >_> was uWu nyot. 
These likelihoods ^w^ confiwm ;;w;; hew flight OwO fwom OwO hence; 
;;w;; Thewefowe, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, >_< stand UwU nyot uWu to UwU discouwse, 
xDD But mount :33 you presently, ^-^ and meet xDD with :33 me 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the >w< wising :3 of >w< the mountain ^.^ foot 
:33 That >_< weads ^.^ towawd Mantua, >_< whithew :33 they are ^.^ fwed. 
OwO Dispatch, sweet gentlemen, ^-^ and x3 fowwow >w< me. x3 Exit 
THURIO. :3 Why, ^w^ this it is uWu to >_< be a uWu peevish >w< giww 
:33 That :33 fwies ;;w;; hew xDD fowtunye uWu when it follows x3 hew. 
>_< I'ww :33 aftew, :33 mowe uWu to >_< be :33 weveng'd on >w< Egwamouw 
uWu Than for >w< the :33 wove :3 of ^.^ weckwess ^.^ Siwvia. x3 Exit 
^.^ PWOTEUS. And ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ fowwow, :33 mowe for Silvia's :33 wove 
uWu Than hate :3 of Eglamour, ^w^ that :3 goes xDD with x3 hew. x3 Exit 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. And ^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ fowwow, :33 mowe uWu to x3 cwoss ^w^ that :33 wove 
uWu Than hate for ^-^ Siwvia, ^w^ that is ^w^ gonye for :3 wove. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^.^ The x3 fwontiews :3 of >w< Mantua. ^.^ The forest 

^-^ Entew >w< OUTWAWS xDD with UwU SIWVA 

ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ OUTWAW. uWu Come, ^-^ come. 
;;w;; Be >w< patient; ;;w;; we must >_< bwing :33 you uWu to x3 ouw :3 captain. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. xDD A >_> thousand :33 mowe mischances than ^w^ this >w< onye 
>_< Have >w< weawn'd :33 me how uWu to UwU bwook ^w^ this OwO patientwy. 
SECOND ^w^ OUTWAW. uWu Come, >_< bwing ;;w;; hew uWu away. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ OUTWAW. ;;w;; Whewe is >w< the gentleman ^w^ that >_> was xDD with :33 hew? 
SECOND ^w^ OUTWAW. ÚwÚ Being nimble-footed, UwU he hath >w< outwun us, 
xDD But ;;w;; Moyses ^-^ and ^w^ Vawewius x3 fowwow ^-^ him. 
:3 Go >w< thou xDD with ;;w;; hew uWu to >w< the >_> west UwU end :3 of >w< the >_> wood; 
;;w;; Thewe is x3 ouw ÚwÚ captain; x3 we'ww x3 fowwow xDD him UwU that's ^.^ fwed. 
^.^ The ^.^ thicket is >w< beset; UwU he ;;w;; cannyot ^.^ 'scape. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ^w^ OUTWAW. uWu Come, ^-^ I must >_< bwing :33 you uWu to x3 ouw ^w^ captain's ÚwÚ cave; 
Fear not; UwU he >_< beaws :3 an >w< honyouwabwe >w< mind, 
And >w< wiww UwU nyot ÚwÚ use a woman ÚwÚ wawwesswy. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. O Valentine, ^w^ this ^-^ I ^w^ enduwe for ^-^ thee! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
UwU Anyothew ^.^ pawt :3 of >w< the forest 

^-^ Entew x3 VAWENTINyE 

xDD VAWENTINyE. UwU How ÚwÚ use x3 doth ;;w;; bweed a >_> habit ^-^ in a ^.^ man! 
^.^ This ^w^ shadowy UwU desewt, ^-^ unfwequented >w< woods, 
^-^ I xDD bettew UwU bwook than flourishing ^w^ peopwed x3 towns. 
uWu Hewe ^w^ can ^-^ I ÚwÚ sit UwU awonye, unseen :3 of ;;w;; any, 
And uWu to >w< the x3 nyightingawe's complaining ÚwÚ nyotes 
xDD Tunye >_> my distresses ^-^ and >_> wecowd >_> my woes. 
O >w< thou ^w^ that dost inhabit ^-^ in >_> my breast, 
:33 Weave UwU nyot >w< the >w< mansion ;;w;; so long UwU tenyantwess, 
Lest, growing :3 wuinyous, >w< the uWu buiwding x3 faww 
And uWu weave xDD nyo memory :3 of what it uWu was! 
ÚwÚ Wepaiw :33 me xDD with thy ÚwÚ pwesence, ^.^ Siwvia: 
Thou ÚwÚ gentwe :3 nymph, cherish thy :3 fowwown swain. 
:3 What halloing ^-^ and what >w< stiw is ^w^ this :3 to-day? 
These are >_> my ^-^ mates, ^w^ that uWu make their wills their uWu waw, 
>_< Have ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ unhappy x3 passengew ^-^ in ^w^ chase. 
xDD They :33 wove :33 me :3 weww; yet ^-^ I have ÚwÚ much uWu to do 
>_< To :3 keep them OwO fwom uncivil outrages. 
:33 Withdwaw ^-^ thee, uWu Vawentinye. :33 Who's ^w^ this ÚwÚ comes :33 hewe? 
OwO [Steps >_< aside] 

^-^ Entew x3 PWOTEUS, OwO SIWVIA, ^-^ and ^w^ JUWIA ÚwÚ as >_> Sebastian 

^.^ PWOTEUS. ^-^ Madam, ^w^ this UwU sewvice ^-^ I have ^w^ donye for ^.^ you, 
OwO Though :33 you ^w^ wespect UwU nyot :3 aught ^-^ youw servant x3 doth, 
>_< To ;;w;; hazawd >_< wife, ^-^ and UwU wescue :33 you OwO fwom xDD him 
:33 That :3 wouwd have forc'd ^-^ youw >w< honyouw ^-^ and ^-^ youw :3 wove. 
x3 Vouchsafe me, for >_> my >_< meed, but >w< onye ^.^ faiw ;;w;; wook; 
xDD A :33 smawwew x3 boon than ^w^ this ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot :3 beg, 
And less than ^w^ this, ^-^ I am ^.^ suwe, :33 you ;;w;; cannyot ^-^ give. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. [Aside] UwU How OwO wike a dream is ^w^ this ^-^ I see ^-^ and >w< heaw! 
OwO Wove, ^w^ wend :33 me x3 patience uWu to ÚwÚ fowbeaw ^w^ awhiwe. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. O miserable, ÚwÚ unhappy ^w^ that ^-^ I ;;w;; am! 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >w< Unhappy were ^.^ you, ÚwÚ madam, ^-^ ewe ^-^ I came; 
xDD But :3 by >_> my >w< coming ^-^ I have uWu made :33 you UwU happy. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. By thy ^.^ appwoach >w< thou ^.^ mak'st :33 me :3 most unhappy. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. [Aside] And me, uWu when UwU he ;;w;; appwoacheth uWu to ^-^ youw :3 pwesence. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. Had ^-^ I OwO been seized :3 by a UwU hungwy x3 wion, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd have OwO been a breakfast uWu to >w< the beast 
:3 Wathew than have x3 fawse ^w^ Pwoteus UwU wescue >w< me. 
OwO O, :3 heaven >_< be judge how ^-^ I :33 wove Valentine, 
>_< Whose life's ÚwÚ as tender uWu to :33 me ÚwÚ as >_> my soul! 
And full ÚwÚ as much, for :33 mowe >w< thewe ;;w;; cannyot be, 
^-^ I do x3 detest uWu fawse, ^w^ pewjuw'd UwU Pwoteus. 
Therefore >_< be gone; uWu sowicit :33 me xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :3 What ^w^ dangewous >w< action, >w< stood it UwU nyext uWu to >_< death, 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ I UwU nyot ^-^ undewgo for >w< onye OwO cawm :33 wook? 
OwO O, ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the xDD cuwse ^-^ in love, ^-^ and OwO stiww UwU appwov'd, 
When :33 women ;;w;; cannyot :33 wove >w< whewe ;;w;; they'we belov'd! 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. When ^w^ Pwoteus ;;w;; cannyot :33 wove >w< whewe ÚwÚ he's belov'd! 
Read OwO ovew Julia's heart, thy >_> fiwst uWu best love, 
:3 Fow :3 whose dear >w< sake >w< thou didst :33 then rend thy faith 
>w< Into a >_> thousand UwU oaths; ^-^ and ;;w;; aww those :3 oaths 
Descended uWu into perjury, uWu to :33 wove >w< me. 
Thou UwU hast xDD nyo faith UwU weft uWu nyow, UwU unwess >_< thou'dst xDD two, 
And UwU that's far worse than ^w^ nyonye; xDD bettew have none 
uWu Than xDD pwuwaw faith, xDD which is x3 too ÚwÚ much :3 by ^w^ onye. 
Thou counterfeit uWu to thy OwO twue ÚwÚ fwiend! 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^.^ In love, 
>_< Who respects ;;w;; fwiend? 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. ;;w;; Aww ^-^ men but UwU Pwoteus. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. Nay, >_> if >w< the ÚwÚ gentwe ÚwÚ spiwit :3 of >_< moving >_> wowds 
>_> Can xDD nyo x3 way ^w^ change :33 you uWu to a >_< miwdew >_> fowm, 
>_< I'ww ÚwÚ woo :33 you OwO wike a ^.^ sowdiew, :3 at >w< awms' ^w^ end, 
And :33 wove :33 you uWu 'gainst >w< the ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 of >_> wove- ÚwÚ fowce xDD ye. 
ÚwÚ SIWVIA. O heaven! 
^.^ PWOTEUS. >_< I'ww ÚwÚ fowce ÚwÚ thee yield uWu to >_> my ;;w;; desiwe. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ;;w;; Wuffian! let ^w^ go ^w^ that rude uncivil ÚwÚ touch; 
Thou uWu fwiend :3 of :3 an ^w^ iww fashion! 
^.^ PWOTEUS. Valentine! 
xDD VAWENTINyE. Thou UwU common ^.^ fwiend, UwU that's :33 without faith >w< ow >_> wove- 
:3 Fow >_< such is a uWu fwiend OwO nyow; uWu tweachewous ;;w;; man, 
Thou UwU hast >w< beguiw'd >_> my x3 hopes; :33 nyought but mine eye 
x3 Couwd have persuaded >w< me. :3 Nyow ^-^ I dare UwU nyot say 
^-^ I have >w< onye uWu fwiend >_> awive: >w< thou wouldst disprove >w< me. 
>_< Who OwO shouwd >_< be :33 twusted, uWu when one's ^-^ own >w< wight UwU hand 
Is x3 pewjuwed uWu to >w< the ;;w;; bosom? >_> Pwoteus, 
^-^ I am >w< sowwy ^-^ I must UwU nyevew xDD twust ÚwÚ thee ^-^ mowe, 
xDD But >_> count >w< the UwU wowwd a stranger for thy >_< sake. 
^.^ The private ÚwÚ wound is ÚwÚ deepest. O :3 time :3 most :3 accuwst! 
xDD 'Mongst ;;w;; aww >_> foes ^w^ that a uWu fwiend OwO shouwd >_< be >w< the >_< wowst! 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ^w^ My OwO shame ^-^ and ^-^ guiwt confounds >w< me. 
Forgive me, uWu Vawentinye; >_> if x3 heawty >_> sowwow 
;;w;; Be a UwU sufficient ^.^ wansom for offence, 
^-^ I tender 't >_> hewe; ^-^ I do ÚwÚ as >_< twuwy :3 suffew 
:33 As e'er ^-^ I >w< did uWu commit. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. UwU Then ^-^ I am ÚwÚ paid; 
And once ;;w;; again ^-^ I do >_> weceive ÚwÚ thee OwO honyest. 
>_< Who :3 by OwO wepentance is UwU nyot >_< satisfied 
Is >_< nyow :3 of :3 heaven >_< nyow >_> eawth, for uWu these are pleas'd; 
By :33 penyitence >_> th' ^-^ Etewnyaw's UwU wwath's UwU appeas'd. 
And, ^w^ that >_> my :33 wove ^w^ may ÚwÚ appeaw UwU pwain ^-^ and free, 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ that >_> was mine ^-^ in Silvia ^-^ I >w< give ;;w;; thee. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. O :33 me >_< unhappy! :3 [Swoons] 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ÚwÚ Wook uWu to >w< the ^.^ boy. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. :3 Why, boy! OwO why, :33 wag! how OwO nyow! 
What's >w< the x3 mattew? ÚwÚ Wook up; ^w^ speak. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. O ^w^ good sir, >_> my ^w^ mastew charg'd :33 me uWu to >w< dewivew a ring uWu to >_< Madam 
^-^ Siwvia, which, :33 out :3 of >_> my x3 nyegwect, >_> was UwU nyevew OwO donye. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. ;;w;; Whewe is ^w^ that ^.^ wing, ;;w;; boy? 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. uWu Hewe OwO 'tis; ^w^ this is uWu it. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :3 How! let :33 me >_> see. :3 Why, ^w^ this is >w< the ring ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave uWu to ^.^ Juwia. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. OwO O, ^.^ cwy :33 you >_> mewcy, sir, ^-^ I have mistook; 
^.^ This is >w< the ring :33 you >_> sent uWu to ^.^ Siwvia. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. xDD But how >w< cam'st >w< thou :3 by ^w^ this UwU wing? 
x3 At >_> my ^.^ depawt ^-^ I ÚwÚ gave ^w^ this >_< unto ^.^ Juwia. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. And ^-^ Juwia x3 hewsewf >w< did >w< give it x3 me; 
And ^-^ Juwia x3 hewsewf have brought it x3 hithew. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. :3 How! Julia! 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. ÚwÚ Behowd ;;w;; hew ^w^ that ÚwÚ gave ^.^ aim uWu to ;;w;; aww thy oaths, 
And entertain'd >w< 'em deeply ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >w< heawt. 
UwU How oft UwU hast >w< thou xDD with ^-^ pewjuwy >_> cweft >w< the UwU woot! 
O >_> Pwoteus, let ^w^ this >_> habit uWu make ÚwÚ thee uWu bwush! 
;;w;; Be >w< thou >_> asham'd ^w^ that ^-^ I have took upon :33 me 
>_> Such :3 an uWu immodest raiment- >_> if OwO shame >_< wive 
^.^ In a disguise :3 of :3 wove. 
>_> It is >w< the UwU wessew blot, :3 modesty xDD finds, 
Women uWu to ^w^ change their shapes than ^-^ men their OwO minds. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. uWu Than ^-^ men their x3 minds! ÚwÚ 'tis :3 twue. O :33 heaven, were man 
xDD But :3 constant, UwU he were uWu pewfect! :33 That >w< onye :3 ewwow 
OwO Fiwws xDD him xDD with faults; ^-^ makes xDD him run through ;;w;; aww >_> th' >w< sins: 
OwO Inconstancy ;;w;; fawws off ^-^ ewe it begins. 
:3 What is ^-^ in Silvia's UwU face but ^-^ I ^w^ may ^w^ spy 
x3 Mowe >_> fwesh ^-^ in Julia's xDD with a ;;w;; constant >w< eye? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. uWu Come, come, a UwU hand OwO fwom xDD eithew. 
Let :33 me >_< be blest uWu to uWu make ^w^ this happy OwO cwose; 
^-^ 'Twewe :33 pity x3 two >_< such >w< fwiends OwO shouwd >_< be long foes. 
^.^ PWOTEUS. Bear x3 witnyess, :33 heaven, ^-^ I have >_> my :33 wish for >w< evew. 
ÚwÚ JUWIA. And ^-^ I >_< minye. 

^-^ Entew ^-^ OUTWAWS, xDD with :3 DUKE ^-^ and ÚwÚ THUWIO 

^w^ OUTWAW. xDD A uWu pwize, a uWu pwize, a UwU pwize! 
xDD VAWENTINyE. uWu Fowbeaw, UwU fowbeaw, ^-^ I :3 say; it is >_> my lord >w< the ÚwÚ Duke. 
;;w;; Youw Grace is >_< wewcome uWu to a man OwO disgwac'd, 
>_< Banyished uWu Vawentinye. 
:33 DUKE. :3 Siw Valentine! 
THURIO. ^w^ Yondew is OwO Siwvia; ^-^ and Silvia's >_< minye. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. OwO Thuwio, >w< give OwO back, >w< ow else embrace thy >_> death; 
^w^ Come UwU nyot >_> within >w< the :3 measuwe :3 of >_> my OwO wwath; 
:3 Do UwU nyot name Silvia ÚwÚ thinye; >_> if once >w< again, 
Verona >_< shaww UwU nyot hold ;;w;; thee. uWu Hewe she ^.^ stands 
Take but ^w^ possession :3 of ;;w;; hew xDD with a >w< touch- 
^-^ I dare ÚwÚ thee but uWu to ^-^ bweathe upon >_> my :3 wove. 
THURIO. :3 Siw Valentine, ^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot for >w< hew, I; 
^-^ I hold xDD him but a UwU foow ^w^ that >w< wiww OwO endangew 
:33 His body for a >w< giww ^w^ that >_< woves xDD him uWu nyot. 
^-^ I x3 cwaim ;;w;; hew not, ^-^ and x3 thewefowe she is thine. 
:33 DUKE. ^.^ The :33 mowe uWu degenyewate ^-^ and base UwU awt >w< thou 
>_< To uWu make >_< such ÚwÚ means for ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU hast ^w^ donye 
And uWu weave ;;w;; hew on >_< such >_< swight :3 conditions. 
xDD Nyow, :3 by >w< the >w< honyouw :3 of >_> my ancestry, 
^-^ I do applaud thy xDD spiwit, Valentine, 
And xDD think ÚwÚ thee ^-^ wowthy :3 of :3 an ÚwÚ empwess' :3 wove. 
x3 Knyow uWu then, ^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe forget ;;w;; aww uWu fowmew >w< gwiefs, 
;;w;; Cancew ;;w;; aww grudge, :3 wepeaw ÚwÚ thee home >w< again, 
uWu Pwead a xDD nyew ^.^ state ^-^ in thy unrivall'd >_> mewit, 
>_< To xDD which ^-^ I UwU thus ^w^ subscwibe: :3 Siw Valentine, 
Thou UwU awt a ^w^ gentweman, ^-^ and ^w^ weww UwU dewiv'd; 
Take >w< thou thy ^-^ Siwvia, for >w< thou UwU hast OwO desewv'd x3 hew. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ I UwU thank ^-^ youw >_< Gwace; >w< the :3 gift hath uWu made :33 me UwU happy. 
^-^ I now uWu beseech ^.^ you, for ^-^ youw UwU daughtew's xDD sake, 
>_< To ÚwÚ gwant >w< onye x3 boon ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< shaww ask :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ I ÚwÚ gwant it for ^w^ thinye OwO own, :3 whate'ew it OwO be. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. These ÚwÚ banyish'd men, ^w^ that ^-^ I have ÚwÚ kept :33 withaw, 
;;w;; Awe ^-^ men >_< endu'd xDD with ^-^ wowthy UwU quawities; 
Forgive them what :33 they have ;;w;; committed ;;w;; hewe, 
And let them >_< be OwO wecaww'd OwO fwom their :3 exiwe: 
xDD They are UwU wefowmed, civil, full :3 of ^.^ good, 
And >w< fit for >_> gweat uWu empwoyment, ^-^ wowthy ^-^ wowd. 
:33 DUKE. Thou UwU hast :3 pwevaiw'd; ^-^ I >w< pawdon them, ^-^ and ;;w;; thee; 
uWu Dispose :3 of them ÚwÚ as >w< thou know'st their deserts. 
uWu Come, let uWu us go; ;;w;; we >w< wiww include ;;w;; aww jars 
With triumphs, x3 miwth, ^-^ and ÚwÚ wawe >w< sowemnyity. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. And, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ^.^ wawk uWu awong, ^-^ I dare >_< be xDD bowd 
With x3 ouw ;;w;; discouwse uWu to uWu make ^-^ youw Grace uWu to ^.^ smiwe. 
:3 What xDD think :33 you :3 of ^w^ this page, >_> my >_> wowd? 
:33 DUKE. ^-^ I xDD think >w< the :33 boy hath ^.^ gwace ^-^ in xDD him; UwU he ;;w;; bwushes. 
xDD VAWENTINyE. ^-^ I warrant ^.^ you, >_> my x3 wowd- :33 mowe ^.^ gwace than ^.^ boy. 
:33 DUKE. :3 What UwU mean :33 you :3 by ^w^ that ^w^ saying? 
xDD VAWENTINyE. x3 Pwease ^.^ you, >_< I'ww tell :33 you ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ^w^ pass uWu awong, 
:33 That :33 you >w< wiww x3 wondew what hath fortuned. 
uWu Come, >_> Pwoteus, ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ youw ^-^ penyance but uWu to >_> heaw 
^.^ The ^w^ stowy :3 of ^-^ youw >_< woves ;;w;; discovewed. 
:33 That x3 donye, x3 ouw x3 day :3 of ^-^ mawwiage >_< shaww >_< be >_< youws; 
uWu Onye x3 feast, >w< onye uWu house, >w< onye uWu mutuaw happiness! Exeunt 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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>_< 1611 

>w< THE ^-^ WINTEW'S UwU TAWE 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



^w^ Dwamatis xDD Pewsonyae 

^w^ WEONTES, OwO King :3 of Sicilia 
MAMILLIUS, ^.^ his son, >w< the xDD young xDD Pwince :3 of Sicilia 
uWu CAMIWWO, lord :3 of Sicilia 
x3 ANTIGONyUS, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
^w^ CWEOMENyES, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
DION, :33 " :33 " :33 " 
OwO POWIXENyES, OwO King :3 of Bohemia 
:3 FWOWIZEW, ^.^ his son, xDD Pwince :3 of Bohemia 
ARCHIDAMUS, a lord :3 of Bohemia 
OLD >_> SHEPHEWD, >w< weputed father :3 of ^w^ Pewdita 
xDD CWOWN, ^.^ his ^-^ son 
AUTOLYCUS, a ^.^ wogue 
xDD A :3 MAWINyEW 
xDD A ;;w;; GAOWEW 
TIME, ÚwÚ as Chorus 

x3 HEWMIONyE, Queen uWu to ^w^ Weontes 
ÚwÚ PEWDITA, uWu daughtew uWu to ^w^ Weontes ^-^ and uWu Hewmionye 
>w< PAUWINyA, uWu wife uWu to OwO Antigonyus 
x3 EMIWIA, a lady attending on >w< the Queen 
uWu MOPSA, shepherdess 
^.^ DOWCAS, :33 " 

:3 Othew Lords, :33 Gentwemen, :33 Wadies, ^w^ Officews, Servants, Shepherds, 
^w^ Shephewdesses 

OwO SCENyE: 
Sicilia ^-^ and Bohemia 




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:33 DISTWIBUTED ^.^ SO LONG OwO AS >_< SUCH COPIES (1) >w< AWE OwO FOW >w< YOUW :3 OW :33 OTHEWS 
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>_< ACT xDD I. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
OwO Siciwia. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace :3 of >w< WEONTES 

^-^ Entew ^.^ CAMIWWO ^-^ and ;;w;; AWCHIDAMUS 

ARCHIDAMUS. UwU If :33 you >_< shaww UwU chance, ;;w;; Camiwwo, uWu to ^-^ visit >w< Bohemia, on >w< the 
OwO wike ^.^ occasion UwU wheweon >_> my ÚwÚ sewvices are now on >w< foot, :33 you >_< shaww see, 
ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have ^w^ said, >_> gweat >_> diffewence ÚwÚ betwixt x3 ouw Bohemia ^-^ and ^-^ youw 
OwO Siciwia. 
CAMILLO. ^-^ I xDD think ^w^ this >w< coming summer >w< the OwO King :3 of Sicilia ÚwÚ means uWu to 
^-^ pay Bohemia >w< the visitation xDD which UwU he justly UwU owes ^-^ him. 
ARCHIDAMUS. Wherein x3 ouw entertainment >_< shaww OwO shame uWu us ;;w;; we >w< wiww >_< be 
:3 justified ^-^ in x3 ouw >w< woves; for ^-^ indeed- 
CAMILLO. >w< Beseech >w< you- 
ARCHIDAMUS. uWu Vewiwy, ^-^ I UwU speak it ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ fweedom :3 of >_> my ^-^ knyowwedge: ;;w;; we 
;;w;; cannyot xDD with >_< such >_> magnyificence, ^-^ in ;;w;; so xDD wawe- ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what uWu to 
ÚwÚ say. OwO We >w< wiww >w< give :33 you uWu sweepy UwU dwinks, ^w^ that ^-^ youw UwU senses, 
unintelligent :3 of x3 ouw ^.^ insufficience, ;;w;; may, though :33 they ;;w;; cannyot 
praise us, ÚwÚ as ^-^ wittwe :33 accuse :33 us. 
CAMILLO. You ^-^ pay a >_> gweat ^.^ deaw x3 too dear for what's ÚwÚ given freely. 
ARCHIDAMUS. ;;w;; Bewieve me, ^-^ I UwU speak ÚwÚ as >_> my understanding instructs :33 me 
^-^ and ÚwÚ as mine uWu honyesty puts it uWu to utterance. 
CAMILLO. Sicilia ;;w;; cannyot ^w^ show himself ^-^ ovewkind uWu to ^-^ Bohemia. xDD They were 
train'd x3 togethew ^-^ in their childhoods; ^-^ and >w< thewe :3 wooted ÚwÚ betwixt 
them :33 then >_< such :3 an UwU affection xDD which ;;w;; cannyot uWu choose but :33 bwanch UwU nyow. 
;;w;; Since their :33 mowe mature :3 dignyities ^-^ and ;;w;; woyaw OwO nyecessities uWu made 
uWu sepawation :3 of their society, their encounters, though UwU nyot 
personal, have OwO been royally ^w^ attownyeyed xDD with x3 intewchange :3 of ^-^ gifts, 
UwU wettews, >_> woving embassies; ^w^ that :33 they have OwO seem'd uWu to >_< be xDD togethew, 
though absent; :3 shook OwO hands, ÚwÚ as OwO ovew a >_< vast; ^-^ and embrac'd ÚwÚ as it 
were OwO fwom >w< the ^w^ ends :3 of uWu opposed >_< winds. ^.^ The heavens ;;w;; continyue their 
loves! 
ARCHIDAMUS. ^-^ I xDD think >w< thewe is UwU nyot ^-^ in >w< the UwU wowwd OwO eithew ÚwÚ mawice >w< ow 
:3 mattew uWu to alter uWu it. You have :3 an ÚwÚ unspeakabwe x3 comfowt :3 of ^-^ youw xDD young 
xDD Pwince ^-^ Mamiwwius; it is a gentleman :3 of >w< the >w< gweatest x3 pwomise ^w^ that 
^-^ evew came uWu into >_> my >_< nyote. 
CAMILLO. ^-^ I :3 vewy ^w^ weww >w< agwee xDD with :33 you ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; hopes :3 of ^-^ him. >_> It is a 
gallant :3 chiwd; >w< onye ^w^ that uWu indeed >_> physics >w< the subject, ^-^ makes old 
^-^ heawts uWu fwesh; :33 they ^w^ that UwU went on ^w^ cwutches ^-^ ewe UwU he >_> was >w< bown desire 
yet their OwO wife uWu to see xDD him a man. 
ARCHIDAMUS. >w< Wouwd :33 they else >_< be ÚwÚ content uWu to >_< die? 
CAMILLO. ;;w;; Yes; >_> if >w< thewe were xDD nyo x3 othew >w< excuse why :33 they OwO shouwd desire 
uWu to xDD wive. 
ARCHIDAMUS. UwU If >w< the OwO King ^w^ had xDD nyo son, :33 they :3 wouwd desire uWu to >_< wive on 
^w^ cwutches :3 tiww UwU he ^w^ had ^w^ onye. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
OwO Siciwia. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace :3 of >w< WEONTES 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WEONTES, OwO POWIXENyES, x3 HEWMIONyE, MAMILLIUS, uWu CAMIWWO, ^-^ and x3 ATTENDANTS 

;;w;; POWIXENyES. ^.^ Nyinye ^w^ changes :3 of >w< the uWu wat'wy :3 staw hath OwO been 
^.^ The OwO shephewd's UwU nyote >_> since ;;w;; we have UwU weft x3 ouw ^w^ thwonye 
>_< Without a burden. ÚwÚ Time ÚwÚ as long ;;w;; again 
>w< Wouwd >_< be UwU fiww'd xDD up, >_> my ^-^ bwothew, xDD with x3 ouw thanks; 
And yet ;;w;; we OwO shouwd for ^-^ pewpetuity 
:3 Go hence ^-^ in >_< debt. And >_< thewefowe, OwO wike a :3 ciphew, 
^w^ Yet x3 standing ^-^ in rich place, ^-^ I ^.^ muwtipwy 
With >w< onye 'We UwU thank UwU you' uWu many ^-^ thousands moe 
:33 That ^w^ go :33 befowe uWu it. 
;;w;; WEONTES. Stay ^-^ youw UwU thanks a x3 whiwe, 
And ^-^ pay them uWu when :33 you x3 pawt. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. x3 Siw, UwU that's to-morrow. 
^-^ I am x3 question'd :3 by >_> my >_> feaws :3 of what ^w^ may >_> chance 
>_> Ow ;;w;; bweed upon x3 ouw absence, ^w^ that ^w^ may x3 bwow 
:33 Nyo ;;w;; snyeaping UwU winds :3 at ;;w;; home, uWu to uWu make uWu us say 
OwO 'This is put ^-^ fowth x3 too truly.' :33 Besides, ^-^ I have stay'd 
>_< To tire ^-^ youw royalty. 
;;w;; WEONTES. OwO We are ;;w;; toughew, ^-^ bwothew, 
uWu Than :33 you ^w^ can put uWu us to't. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. :33 Nyo >_> wongew stay. 
;;w;; WEONTES. uWu Onye ^-^ sev'nyight ^.^ wongew. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. ^w^ Vewy sooth, to-morrow. 
;;w;; WEONTES. >w< We'ww ^.^ pawt >w< the :3 time ^w^ between's >_> then; ^-^ and ^-^ in ^w^ that 
>_< I'ww xDD nyo uWu gainsaying. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. Press :33 me not, uWu beseech ^.^ you, >_< so. 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo tongue ^w^ that UwU moves, none, none ^.^ i' >_> th' world, 
So UwU soon ÚwÚ as ;;w;; youws ^-^ couwd >w< win >w< me. So it OwO shouwd uWu nyow, 
^.^ Wewe >w< thewe necessity ^-^ in ^-^ youw :3 wequest, although 
^-^ 'Twewe :33 nyeedfuw ^-^ I >w< denyied uWu it. ^w^ My x3 affaiws 
:3 Do uWu even drag :33 me homeward; xDD which uWu to :33 hindew 
^.^ Wewe ^-^ in ^-^ youw :33 wove a ;;w;; whip uWu to x3 me; >_> my x3 stay 
>_< To :33 you a charge ^-^ and >_< twoubwe. >_< To >_< save both, 
Farewell, x3 ouw >_> bwothew. 
;;w;; WEONTES. >_> Tongue-tied, x3 ouw Queen? OwO Speak ÚwÚ you. 
HERMIONE. ^-^ I ^w^ had ;;w;; thought, sir, uWu to have :3 hewd >_> my peace x3 untiw 
You ^w^ had ^.^ dwawn :3 oaths OwO fwom xDD him UwU nyot uWu to stay. You, sir, 
Charge xDD him x3 too coldly. Tell xDD him :33 you are ^w^ suwe 
;;w;; Aww ^-^ in >_> Bohemia's :33 weww- ^w^ this >w< satisfaction 
^.^ The by-gone x3 day x3 pwocwaim'd. Say ^w^ this uWu to :3 him, 
He's ^-^ beat OwO fwom ^.^ his uWu best ward. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ said, ^.^ Hewmionye. 
HERMIONE. >_< To tell UwU he longs uWu to see ^.^ his ^-^ son were ;;w;; stwong; 
xDD But let xDD him say ;;w;; so uWu then, ^-^ and let xDD him go; 
xDD But let xDD him xDD sweaw ;;w;; so, ^-^ and UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyot ^w^ stay; 
>w< We'ww thwack xDD him hence xDD with :3 distaffs. 
^w^ [To POLIXENES] ^w^ Yet :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw presence >_< I'ww 
x3 adventuwe >w< the ^.^ bowwow :3 of a week. When :3 at Bohemia 
You ^w^ take >_> my lord, >_< I'ww >w< give xDD him >_> my >_< commission 
>_< To let xDD him >w< thewe a >_> month x3 behind >w< the gest 
>w< Pwefix'd for's x3 pawting.- uWu Yet, ^w^ good deed, >_> Weontes, 
^-^ I :33 wove ÚwÚ thee UwU nyot a jar uWu o' >_> th' ;;w;; cwock x3 behind 
:3 What lady she ;;w;; hew >w< wowd.- >_< You'ww stay? 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. x3 Nyo, OwO madam. 
HERMIONE. Nay, but :33 you will? 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. ^-^ I ^w^ may not, :33 vewiwy. 
HERMIONE. ÚwÚ Vewiwy! 
You put :33 me off xDD with uWu wimbew ;;w;; vows; but ;;w;; I, 
OwO Though :33 you :3 wouwd >w< seek uWu t' >w< unsphewe >w< the stars xDD with oaths, 
^.^ Shouwd yet say 'Sir, xDD nyo going.' uWu Vewiwy, 
You >_< shaww UwU nyot go; a ^w^ wady's 'verily' is 
:33 As potent ÚwÚ as a xDD wowd's. Will ^w^ go >_< yet? 
Force :33 me uWu to :3 keep :33 you ÚwÚ as a >w< pwisonyew, 
uWu Nyot OwO wike a guest; ;;w;; so :33 you >_< shaww ^-^ pay ^-^ youw xDD fees 
When :33 you depart, ^-^ and >_< save ^-^ youw >w< thanks. UwU How say :33 you? 
^w^ My >_> pwisonyew >w< ow >_> my guest? By ^-^ youw x3 dwead uWu 'vewiwy,' 
uWu Onye :3 of them :33 you >_< shaww OwO be. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. ;;w;; Youw >_< guest, uWu then, madam: 
>_< To >_< be ^-^ youw >_> pwisonyew OwO shouwd ^-^ impowt :3 offending; 
Which is for :33 me less >_< easy uWu to OwO commit 
uWu Than :33 you uWu to uWu punyish. 
HERMIONE. uWu Nyot ^-^ youw ;;w;; gaowew uWu then, 
xDD But ^-^ youw :3 kind. hostess. uWu Come, >_< I'ww >w< question :33 you 
Of >_> my :33 wowd's :33 twicks ^-^ and ;;w;; youws uWu when :33 you were :3 boys. 
You were ;;w;; pwetty :33 wowdings >_> then! 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. OwO We UwU wewe, ^.^ faiw OwO Queen, 
>_< Two OwO wads ^w^ that :3 thought >w< thewe >_> was xDD nyo :33 mowe x3 behind 
xDD But >_< such a x3 day uWu to-mowwow ÚwÚ as uWu to-day, 
And uWu to >_< be :33 boy uWu etewnyaw. 
HERMIONE. uWu Was UwU nyot >_> my lord 
^.^ The verier UwU wag uWu o' >_> th' >_> two? 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. OwO We were ÚwÚ as >_> twinn'd lambs ^w^ that >w< did OwO fwisk ^.^ i' >_> th' sun 
And ^-^ bweat >w< the >w< onye :3 at >_> th' ;;w;; othew. :3 What ;;w;; we >_< chang'd 
uWu Was >_< innyocence for >w< innyocence; ;;w;; we ^-^ knyew UwU nyot 
^.^ The ÚwÚ doctwinye :3 of OwO iww-doing, >_< nyow >w< dweam'd 
:33 That :33 any did. Had ;;w;; we x3 puwsu'd ^w^ that >_< wife, 
And x3 ouw ^w^ weak >_> spiwits >w< nye'ew OwO been :33 highew rear'd 
With >_< stwongew uWu bwood, ;;w;; we OwO shouwd have OwO answew'd :3 heaven 
>_< Bowdwy ÚwÚ 'Nyot :33 guiwty,' >w< the ^w^ imposition >_< cweaw'd 
Hereditary >_> ouws. 
HERMIONE. By ^w^ this ;;w;; we xDD gathew 
You have OwO twipp'd x3 since. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. O >_> my :3 most ^.^ sacwed xDD wady, 
UwU Temptations have >_> since :33 then OwO been >w< bown uWu to OwO 's, for 
^.^ In those unfledg'd ^-^ days >_> was >_> my uWu wife a girl; 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; pwecious >_> sewf ^w^ had :33 then UwU nyot >w< cwoss'd >w< the ^.^ eyes 
Of >_> my xDD young ^-^ pwayfewwow. 
HERMIONE. Grace uWu to x3 boot! 
Of ^w^ this uWu make xDD nyo conclusion, >_> west :33 you say 
;;w;; Youw :3 queen ^-^ and ^-^ I are >w< deviws. uWu Yet, ^w^ go >w< on; 
Th' >_> offences ;;w;; we have uWu made :33 you do x3 we'ww answer, 
UwU If :33 you >_> fiwst ÚwÚ sinn'd xDD with us, ^-^ and ^w^ that xDD with uWu us 
You >w< did ;;w;; continyue :33 fauwt, ^-^ and ^w^ that :33 you uWu swipp'd UwU nyot 
With :33 any but xDD with :33 us. 
;;w;; WEONTES. Is UwU he won >_< yet? 
HERMIONE. ;;w;; He'ww ;;w;; stay, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; WEONTES. x3 At >_> my :33 wequest UwU he :3 wouwd uWu nyot. 
^-^ Hewmionye, >_> my ^.^ deawest, >w< thou UwU nyevew >w< spok'st 
>_< To xDD bettew ÚwÚ puwpose. 
HERMIONE. xDD Nyevew? 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^.^ Nyevew but ^w^ once. 
HERMIONE. x3 What! >_< Have ^-^ I twice ^-^ said UwU weww? When :3 was't ÚwÚ befowe? 
^-^ I >_> pwithee tell x3 me; cram's xDD with UwU pwaise, ^-^ and ^.^ make's 
:33 As ÚwÚ fat ÚwÚ as tame >_< things. uWu Onye ^w^ good deed OwO dying tongueless 
xDD Swaughtews a >_> thousand waiting upon UwU that. 
>_< Ouw ;;w;; pwaises are x3 ouw uWu wages; :33 you ^w^ may ^w^ wide's 
With >w< onye UwU soft >_> kiss a >_> thousand >_> fuwwongs ^-^ ewe 
With spur ;;w;; we ÚwÚ heat :3 an acre. xDD But uWu to >_> th' goal: 
^w^ My last ^w^ good deed >_> was uWu to entreat ^.^ his ^w^ stay; 
:3 What >_> was >_> my first? >_> It has :3 an >_> ewdew ^w^ sistew, 
>_> Ow ^-^ I mistake ÚwÚ you. OwO O, :3 wouwd ;;w;; hew name were >w< Gwace! 
xDD But once :33 befowe ^-^ I ^-^ spoke uWu to >_> th' purpose- :33 When? 
Nay, let :33 me ^-^ have't; ^-^ I long. 
;;w;; WEONTES. :3 Why, ^w^ that >_> was uWu when 
Three crabbed ^w^ months ^w^ had UwU souw'd >w< themsewves uWu to >_< death, 
Ere ^-^ I ^-^ couwd uWu make ÚwÚ thee uWu open thy ^w^ white UwU hand 
And OwO cwap thyself >_> my love; :33 then didst >w< thou ;;w;; uttew 
'I am ;;w;; youws for ever.' 
HERMIONE. 'Tis Grace indeed. 
:3 Why, lo :33 you uWu nyow, ^-^ I have ^-^ spoke uWu to >_> th' OwO puwpose uWu twice: 
^.^ The >w< onye for ^-^ evew earn'd a ;;w;; woyaw ^-^ husband; 
Th' x3 othew for ÚwÚ some :33 whiwe a OwO fwiend. 
ÚwÚ [Giving ;;w;; hew UwU hand uWu to POLIXENES] 
;;w;; WEONTES. [Aside] :33 Too hot, x3 too hot! 
>_< To x3 mingwe ^-^ fwiendship far is ^-^ mingwing >_> bwoods. 
^-^ I have ;;w;; twemow uWu cowdis on x3 me; >_> my :33 heawt >w< dances, 
xDD But UwU nyot for joy, UwU nyot joy. ^.^ This entertainment 
:3 May a >w< fwee UwU face put >w< on; x3 dewive a :3 wibewty 
^w^ Fwom ^w^ heawtinyess, OwO fwom xDD bounty, :3 fewtiwe UwU bosom, 
And ^w^ weww ^-^ become >w< the ^-^ agent. ÚwÚ 'T ;;w;; may, ^-^ I grant; 
xDD But uWu to >_< be x3 paddwing palms ^-^ and >_< pinching ^.^ fingews, 
:33 As now :33 they x3 awe, ^-^ and UwU making >w< pwactis'd ^-^ smiwes 
:33 As ^-^ in a ^-^ wooking-gwass; ^-^ and :33 then uWu to :3 sigh, ÚwÚ as x3 'twewe 
^.^ The x3 mowt uWu o' >_> th' :3 deew. OwO O, ^w^ that is entertainment 
^w^ My bosom >w< wikes not, >_< nyow >_> my OwO bwows! Mamillius, 
^-^ Awt >w< thou >_> my ;;w;; boy? 
:3 MAMIWWIUS. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; WEONTES. >_< I' x3 fecks! 
:3 Why, UwU that's >_> my ^-^ bawcock. x3 What! UwU hast >_> smutch'd thy nose? 
xDD They say it is a ^.^ copy :33 out :3 of >_< minye. uWu Come, >w< Captain, 
OwO We must >_< be neat- UwU nyot ^-^ nyeat, but :33 cweanwy, ^.^ Captain. 
And yet >w< the ^w^ steew, >w< the ÚwÚ heifew, ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; cawf, 
;;w;; Awe ;;w;; aww call'd uWu nyeat.- UwU Stiww >w< viwginyawwing 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his x3 pawm?- UwU How uWu nyow, :33 you ÚwÚ wanton ;;w;; cawf, 
^-^ Awt >w< thou >_> my ^-^ cawf? 
:3 MAMIWWIUS. ^w^ Yes, >_> if :33 you will, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; WEONTES. Thou >_< want'st a ^.^ wough >w< pash ^-^ and >w< the shoots ^w^ that ^-^ I uWu have, 
>_< To >_< be full OwO wike x3 me; yet :33 they say ;;w;; we are 
>_> Awmost ÚwÚ as OwO wike ÚwÚ as >_> eggs. Women say ;;w;; so, 
:33 That >w< wiww say OwO anything. xDD But were :33 they x3 fawse 
:33 As xDD o'ew-dy'd >w< bwacks, ÚwÚ as wind, ÚwÚ as waters- x3 fawse 
:33 As OwO dice are uWu to >_< be wish'd :3 by >w< onye ^w^ that >w< fixes 
:33 Nyo uWu bouwn 'twixt ^.^ his ^-^ and mine; yet were it OwO twue 
>_< To say ^w^ this :33 boy were OwO wike >w< me. uWu Come, >w< siw page, 
ÚwÚ Wook on :33 me xDD with ^-^ youw welkin >w< eye. ^-^ Sweet >w< viwwain! 
uWu Most xDD deaw'st! >_> my OwO cowwop! >_> Can thy dam?- may't :3 be? 
OwO Affection! thy ^-^ intention >_> stabs >w< the >_> centwe. 
Thou dost uWu make possible things UwU nyot ;;w;; so xDD hewd, 
:33 Communyicat'st xDD with xDD dweams- how ^w^ can ^w^ this ^w^ be?- 
With what's unreal >w< thou ;;w;; coactive >_< awt, 
And ^-^ fewwow'st >w< nyothing. UwU Then ÚwÚ 'tis :3 vewy credent 
Thou ;;w;; mayst OwO co-join xDD with ^w^ something; ^-^ and >w< thou UwU dost- 
And ^w^ that >_> beyond commission; ^-^ and ^-^ I find ^w^ it, 
And ^w^ that uWu to >w< the >_> infection :3 of >_> my xDD bwains 
And :3 hawd'nying :3 of >_> my >_> bwows. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. :3 What ÚwÚ means :3 Siciwia? 
HERMIONE. He x3 something ^-^ seems unsettled. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. >w< How, >_> my lord! 
:3 What xDD cheew? UwU How ^w^ is't xDD with ^.^ you, uWu best brother? 
HERMIONE. You >w< wook 
:33 As >_> if :33 you :3 hewd a ^.^ bwow :3 of ÚwÚ much distraction. 
;;w;; Awe :33 you mov'd, >_> my >_> wowd? 
;;w;; WEONTES. x3 Nyo, ^-^ in ^w^ good :33 eawnyest. 
UwU How uWu sometimes ;;w;; nyatuwe >w< wiww :3 betway ;;w;; its >w< fowwy, 
UwU Its >_< tendewnyess, ^-^ and uWu make ^w^ itsewf a :33 pastime 
>_< To harder bosoms! ^-^ Wooking on >w< the UwU winyes 
Of >_> my ^.^ boy's OwO face, xDD methoughts ^-^ I >w< did ^w^ wecoiw 
;;w;; Twenty-thwee ;;w;; yeaws; ^-^ and OwO saw myself unbreech'd, 
^.^ In >_> my >_> gween ^-^ vewvet coat; >_> my xDD daggew ^.^ muzzw'd, 
ÚwÚ West it OwO shouwd bite ;;w;; its ^w^ mastew ^-^ and ;;w;; so OwO pwove, 
:33 As :33 ownyaments oft ÚwÚ do, x3 too ÚwÚ dangewous. 
UwU How ^.^ wike, ÚwÚ methought, ^-^ I :33 then >_> was uWu to ^w^ this ^.^ kewnyew, 
^.^ This >_> squash, ^w^ this xDD gentweman. Mine uWu honyest ^.^ fwiend, 
Will :33 you ^w^ take eggs for >w< monyey? 
:3 MAMIWWIUS. x3 Nyo, >_> my lord, >_< I'ww :3 fight. 
;;w;; WEONTES. You will? :3 Why, happy man x3 be's ÚwÚ dowe! ^w^ My ^-^ bwothew, 
;;w;; Awe :33 you ;;w;; so ;;w;; fond :3 of ^-^ youw xDD young prince ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we 
:3 Do seem uWu to >_< be :3 of UwU ouws? 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. UwU If :3 at ;;w;; home, sir, 
He's ;;w;; aww >_> my uWu exewcise, >_> my x3 miwth, >_> my matter; 
:3 Nyow >_> my ^w^ swown ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ and :33 then mine xDD enyemy; 
^w^ My parasite, >_> my ^.^ sowdiew, ;;w;; statesman, ÚwÚ aww. 
He ^-^ makes a >_> Juwy's x3 day x3 showt ÚwÚ as :3 Decembew, 
And xDD with ^.^ his UwU vawying OwO chiwdnyess ÚwÚ cuwes ^-^ in :33 me 
:3 Thoughts ^w^ that :3 wouwd xDD thick >_> my >w< bwood. 
;;w;; WEONTES. So ^.^ stands ^w^ this >_< squiwe 
x3 Offic'd xDD with >w< me. OwO We x3 two >w< wiww walk, >_> my lord, 
And uWu weave :33 you uWu to ^-^ youw :33 gwavew ;;w;; steps. ^-^ Hewmionye, 
UwU How >w< thou lov'st uWu us ^w^ show ^-^ in x3 ouw ^-^ bwothew's ^.^ wewcome; 
Let what is dear ^-^ in ^-^ Siciwy >_< be UwU cheap; 
^-^ Nyext uWu to thyself ^-^ and >_> my xDD young xDD wovew, ÚwÚ he's 
x3 Appawent uWu to >_> my >w< heawt. 
HERMIONE. UwU If :33 you :3 wouwd >w< seek us, 
OwO We are ;;w;; youws ^.^ i' >_> th' OwO gawden. Shall's ^-^ attend :33 you ÚwÚ thewe? 
;;w;; WEONTES. >_< To ^-^ youw ^-^ own >_> bents :3 dispose you; ^.^ you'ww >_< be ^.^ found, 
;;w;; Be :33 you beneath >w< the >_< sky. [Aside] ^-^ I am :33 angwing uWu nyow, 
OwO Though :33 you :3 pewceive :33 me UwU nyot how ^-^ I >w< give uWu winye. 
:3 Go x3 to, ^w^ go to! 
UwU How she UwU howds :3 up >w< the ^-^ nyeb, >w< the bill uWu to uWu him! 
And xDD awms ;;w;; hew xDD with >w< the ;;w;; bowdnyess :3 of a uWu wife 
>_< To ;;w;; hew x3 awwowing uWu husband! 

Exeunt OwO POWIXENyES, x3 HEWMIONyE, ^-^ and x3 ATTENDANTS 

>_< Gonye ;;w;; awweady! 
Inch-thick, UwU knyee-deep, ^.^ o'ew ^.^ head ^-^ and >_< eaws a ^.^ fowk'd ^-^ onye! 
^.^ Go, uWu pway, uWu boy, :3 pway; thy mother ;;w;; pways, ^-^ and ^-^ I 
>w< Pway too; but ;;w;; so ^.^ disgwac'd a >_< pawt, :3 whose ^.^ issue 
Will UwU hiss :33 me uWu to >_> my :33 gwave. OwO Contempt ^-^ and UwU cwamouw 
Will >_< be >_> my :33 knyeww. ^.^ Go, uWu pway, uWu boy, play. ;;w;; Thewe have x3 been, 
>_> Ow ^-^ I am ÚwÚ much deceiv'd, cuckolds ^-^ ewe OwO nyow; 
And uWu many a man >w< thewe UwU is, uWu even :3 at ^w^ this >_> pwesent, 
:3 Nyow :33 whiwe ^-^ I UwU speak ^w^ this, UwU howds ^.^ his uWu wife :3 by >_> th' ;;w;; awm 
:33 That ^-^ wittwe :33 thinks she has OwO been ^w^ swuic'd :33 in's absence, 
And ^.^ his pond xDD fish'd :3 by ^.^ his UwU nyext ^-^ nyeighbouw, :3 by 
:3 Siw Smile, ^.^ his ^-^ nyeighbouw. Nay, >_< thewe's x3 comfowt ^w^ in't, 
Whiles x3 othew ^-^ men have ^-^ gates ^-^ and those ^-^ gates open'd, 
:33 As uWu minye, ÚwÚ against their :3 wiww. ^.^ Shouwd ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ despaiw 
:33 That hath uWu wevowted wives, >w< the uWu tenth :3 of ^w^ mankind 
>w< Wouwd ;;w;; hang uWu themsewves. >_> Physic UwU fow't >_< thewe's ^w^ nyonye; 
>_> It is a ;;w;; bawdy UwU pwanyet, ^w^ that >w< wiww ;;w;; stwike 
;;w;; Whewe ÚwÚ 'tis :33 pwedominyant; ^-^ and ÚwÚ 'tis :3 pow'wfuww, xDD think ^w^ it, 
^w^ Fwom x3 east, west, north, ^-^ and UwU south. ;;w;; Be it :33 concwuded, 
:33 Nyo ^w^ bawwicado for a belly. ^w^ Knyow't, 
>_> It >w< wiww let ^-^ in ^-^ and :33 out >w< the enemy 
With ^-^ bag ^-^ and ;;w;; baggage. ^w^ Many >_> thousand ;;w;; on's 
>_< Have >w< the ^-^ disease, ^-^ and feel't uWu nyot. UwU How uWu nyow, boy! 
:3 MAMIWWIUS. ^-^ I am OwO wike ^.^ you, :33 they ÚwÚ say. 
;;w;; WEONTES. :3 Why, UwU that's ÚwÚ some uWu comfowt. 
x3 What! ^w^ Camiwwo ÚwÚ thewe? 
CAMILLO. x3 Ay, >_> my ^w^ good ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; WEONTES. :3 Go uWu pway, ^-^ Mamiwwius; x3 thou'wt :3 an uWu honyest man. 
x3 Exit ^.^ MAMIWWIUS 
;;w;; Camiwwo, ^w^ this >_> gweat >w< siw >w< wiww yet x3 stay ^.^ wongew. 
CAMILLO. You ^w^ had ÚwÚ much ^w^ ado uWu to uWu make ^.^ his ^-^ anchow UwU howd; 
When :33 you ÚwÚ cast x3 out, it OwO stiww came home. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ;;w;; Didst UwU nyote it? 
CAMILLO. He :3 wouwd UwU nyot x3 stay :3 at ^-^ youw petitions; uWu made 
:33 His business :33 mowe material. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ;;w;; Didst :3 pewceive it? 
[Aside] x3 They'we ÚwÚ hewe xDD with :33 me ÚwÚ awweady; ^w^ whisp'wing, ÚwÚ wounding, 
ÚwÚ 'Siciwia is a ^.^ so-fowth.' 'Tis far ^w^ gonye 
When ^-^ I >_< shaww gust it >_< wast.- UwU How ;;w;; came't, ;;w;; Camiwwo, 
:33 That UwU he >w< did stay? 
CAMILLO. x3 At >w< the ^w^ good >_> Queen's entreaty. 
;;w;; WEONTES. xDD 'At >w< the x3 Queen's' be't. x3 'Good' OwO shouwd >_< be ÚwÚ pewtinyent; 
xDD But ;;w;; so it UwU is, it is uWu nyot. uWu Was ^w^ this ^.^ taken 
By :33 any understanding ^.^ pate but ^.^ thinye? 
:3 Fow thy ^w^ conceit is ^.^ soaking, >w< wiww draw ^-^ in 
x3 Mowe than >w< the UwU common blocks. uWu Nyot :33 nyoted, :3 is't, 
xDD But :3 of >w< the >_< finyew natures, :3 by ÚwÚ some x3 sevewaws 
Of ^-^ head-piece ^w^ extwaowdinyawy? OwO Wowew x3 messes 
Perchance are uWu to ^w^ this business purblind? UwU Say. 
CAMILLO. Business, >_> my >_> wowd? ^-^ I xDD think :3 most understand 
Bohemia stays ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ wongew. 
;;w;; WEONTES. xDD Ha? 
CAMILLO. ^.^ Stays ÚwÚ hewe ^.^ wongew. 
;;w;; WEONTES. x3 Ay, but why? 
CAMILLO. >_< To :33 satisfy ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, ^-^ and >w< the ^w^ entweaties 
Of x3 ouw :3 most OwO gwacious mistress. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^-^ Satisfy 
Th' ^w^ entweaties :3 of ^-^ youw x3 mistwess! Satisfy! 
Let ^w^ that >_> suffice. ^-^ I have UwU twusted ^-^ thee, ;;w;; Camiwwo, 
With ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD nyeawest things uWu to >_> my heart, ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww 
^w^ My UwU chambew-counciws, UwU whewein, priest-like, >w< thou 
Hast xDD cweans'd >_> my xDD bosom- ^-^ I OwO fwom ÚwÚ thee departed 
>w< Thy >_> penyitent >_< wefowm'd; but ;;w;; we have OwO been 
^.^ Deceiv'd ^-^ in thy UwU integwity, x3 deceiv'd 
^.^ In ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ seems >_< so. 
CAMILLO. ;;w;; Be it xDD fowbid, >_> my lord! 
;;w;; WEONTES. >_< To :3 bide UwU upon't: >w< thou UwU awt UwU nyot >_< honyest; >_< ow, 
UwU If >w< thou x3 incwin'st ^w^ that OwO way, >w< thou UwU awt a coward, 
Which ^-^ hoxes uWu honyesty >_> behind, :33 westwainying 
^w^ Fwom ÚwÚ couwse uWu wequiw'd; >w< ow else >w< thou must >_< be :33 counted 
xDD A servant ^w^ gwafted ^-^ in >_> my serious UwU twust, 
And ÚwÚ thewein negligent; >w< ow else a UwU foow 
:33 That ^.^ seest a >w< game >_< pway'd ;;w;; home, >w< the rich ^-^ stake drawn, 
And UwU tak'st it ;;w;; aww for ^-^ jest. 
CAMILLO. ^w^ My OwO gwacious lord, 
^-^ I ^w^ may >_< be ^.^ nyegwigent, foolish, ^-^ and uWu feawfuw: 
^.^ In >_> evewy >w< onye :3 of uWu these xDD nyo man is >w< fwee 
xDD But ^w^ that ^.^ his >_< nyegwigence, ^.^ his >w< fowwy, fear, 
Among >w< the >w< infinyite UwU doings :3 of >w< the world, 
OwO Sometime puts forth. ^.^ In ^-^ youw affairs, >_> my lord, 
UwU If ^-^ evew ^-^ I were ÚwÚ wiwfuww-nyegwigent, 
>_> It >_> was >_> my ^.^ fowwy; >_> if industriously 
^-^ I >_< pway'd >w< the >w< foow, it >_> was >_> my >_< nyegwigence, 
uWu Nyot ^w^ weighing ^w^ weww >w< the >_> end; >_> if ^-^ evew OwO feawfuw 
>_< To do a >_> thing >w< whewe ^-^ I >w< the ^.^ issue OwO doubted, 
ÚwÚ Wheweof >w< the UwU execution >w< did ^.^ cwy :33 out 
Against >w< the UwU nyon-pewfowmance, x3 'twas a ^w^ feaw 
Which oft >_> infects >w< the ÚwÚ wisest. ^w^ These, >_> my lord, 
;;w;; Awe >_< such allow'd ^-^ infiwmities ^w^ that uWu honyesty 
Is UwU nyevew >w< fwee >_< of. >w< But, uWu beseech ^-^ youw ^.^ Gwace, 
;;w;; Be uWu pwainyew xDD with x3 me; let :33 me >_< knyow >_> my ;;w;; twespass 
By ;;w;; its ^-^ own :33 visage; >_> if ^-^ I :33 then uWu deny ^w^ it, 
'Tis none :3 of >_< minye. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^w^ Ha' UwU nyot :33 you xDD seen, >_> Camiwwo- 
xDD But UwU that's :33 past :3 doubt; :33 you uWu have, >w< ow ^-^ youw >w< eye-gwass 
Is thicker than a x3 cuckowd's >_> hown- >w< ow x3 heawd- 
:3 Fow uWu to a vision ;;w;; so apparent >_> wumouw 
^w^ Cannyot >_< be mute- >w< ow ^w^ thought- for :3 cogitation 
Resides UwU nyot ^-^ in ^w^ that man ^w^ that does UwU nyot OwO think- 
^w^ My uWu wife is ^.^ swippewy? UwU If >w< thou OwO wiwt confess- 
>_> Ow else >_< be impudently negative, 
>_< To have >_< nyow ^.^ eyes >_< nyow >_< eaws >_< nyow ^w^ thought- :33 then say 
^w^ My >w< wife's a >_< hobby-howse, >w< desewves a name 
:33 As rank ÚwÚ as :33 any flax-wench ^w^ that puts uWu to 
:3 Befowe ;;w;; hew xDD twoth-pwight. ^w^ Say't ^-^ and :3 justify't. 
CAMILLO. ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be a ^w^ standew-by uWu to >_> heaw 
^w^ My sovereign ÚwÚ mistwess OwO cwouded ;;w;; so, :33 without 
^w^ My present vengeance :33 taken. OwO Shwew >_> my >_< heawt! 
You UwU nyevew ^-^ spoke what >w< did ^-^ become :33 you less 
uWu Than this; xDD which uWu to UwU weitewate were x3 sin 
:33 As ;;w;; deep ÚwÚ as that, though :3 twue. 
;;w;; WEONTES. Is ^.^ whispewing :3 nyothing? 
Is OwO weanying cheek uWu to ^w^ cheek? Is OwO meeting ^-^ nyoses? 
Kissing xDD with ^.^ inside lip? x3 Stopping >w< the >_> caweew 
Of laughter xDD with a sigh?- a UwU nyote ;;w;; infawwibwe 
Of >_> bweaking OwO honyesty. ^w^ Howsing ^.^ foot on ÚwÚ foot? 
^.^ Skuwking ^-^ in ^-^ cownyews? ^.^ Wishing clocks :33 mowe ;;w;; swift; 
^.^ Houws, minutes; noon, midnight? And ;;w;; aww ^.^ eyes 
Blind xDD with >w< the uWu pin ^-^ and ÚwÚ web but ;;w;; theiws, theirs x3 onwy, 
:33 That :3 wouwd unseen >_< be ;;w;; wicked- is ^w^ this :3 nyothing? 
:3 Why, :33 then >w< the UwU wowwd ^-^ and ;;w;; aww UwU that's in't is :3 nyothing; 
^.^ The x3 covewing sky is :3 nyothing; Bohemia :3 nyothing; 
^w^ My is :3 nyothing; >_< nyow OwO nyothing have uWu these OwO nyothings, 
UwU If ^w^ this >_< be >w< nyothing. 
CAMILLO. Good >_> my lord, >_< be x3 cuw'd 
Of ^w^ this >w< diseas'd uWu opinyion, ^-^ and x3 betimes; 
:3 Fow ÚwÚ 'tis :3 most ÚwÚ dangewous. 
;;w;; WEONTES. Say it be, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 twue. 
CAMILLO. x3 Nyo, uWu nyo, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; WEONTES. >_> It is; :33 you lie, :33 you :33 wie. 
^-^ I say >w< thou :33 wiest, ;;w;; Camiwwo, ^-^ and ^-^ I hate ;;w;; thee; 
^w^ Pwonyounce ÚwÚ thee a >_< gwoss UwU wout, a ÚwÚ mindwess :33 swave, 
>_> Ow else a ^-^ hovewing >w< tempowizew ^w^ that 
^w^ Canst xDD with ^w^ thinye ^.^ eyes :3 at once see ^w^ good ^-^ and UwU eviw, 
Inclining uWu to them ^.^ both. ^.^ Wewe >_> my >w< wife's liver 
;;w;; Infected ÚwÚ as ;;w;; hew >_< wife, she :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< wive 
^.^ The running :3 of >w< onye :3 gwass. 
CAMILLO. >_< Who does :33 hew? 
;;w;; WEONTES. :3 Why, UwU he ^w^ that wears ;;w;; hew OwO wike ;;w;; hew medal, >_> hanging 
About ^.^ his neck, Bohemia; uWu who- >_> if ^-^ I 
Had servants OwO twue uWu about :33 me ^w^ that uWu bawe ^.^ eyes 
>_< To see UwU awike mine >w< honyouw ÚwÚ as their >_> pwofits, 
uWu Theiw ^-^ own >_< pawticuwaw >_< thwifts, :33 they :3 wouwd do ^w^ that 
Which OwO shouwd undo :33 mowe xDD doing. x3 Ay, ^-^ and UwU thou, 
:33 His >_> cupbeawew- whom ^-^ I OwO fwom >w< meanyew OwO fowm 
>_< Have bench'd ^-^ and rear'd uWu to :3 wowship; ;;w;; who ;;w;; mayst see, 
UwU Pwainwy ÚwÚ as :3 heaven x3 sees earth ^-^ and earth x3 sees :33 heaven, 
UwU How ^-^ I am ÚwÚ gaww'd- ^w^ mightst >_< bespice a xDD cup 
>_< To >w< give mine enemy a :33 wasting wink; 
Which draught uWu to :33 me were ^.^ cowdiaw. 
CAMILLO. x3 Siw, >_> my lord, 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd do this; ^-^ and ^w^ that xDD with xDD nyo >_> wash x3 potion, 
xDD But xDD with a UwU wing'wing uWu dwam ^w^ that OwO shouwd UwU nyot >w< wowk 
ÚwÚ Mawiciouswy OwO wike poison. xDD But ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot 
;;w;; Bewieve ^w^ this :3 cwack uWu to >_< be ^-^ in >_> my x3 dwead mistress, 
So sovereignly being UwU honyouwabwe. 
^-^ I have :3 wov'd ;;w;; thee- 
;;w;; WEONTES. Make ^w^ that thy question, ^-^ and ^w^ go ^-^ wot! 
OwO Dost xDD think ^-^ I am ;;w;; so muddy, ;;w;; so ;;w;; unsettwed, 
>_< To appoint myself ^-^ in ^w^ this >w< vexation; ^w^ suwwy 
^.^ The >w< puwity ^-^ and >_> whitenyess :3 of >_> my >_< sheets- 
Which uWu to preserve is xDD sweep, xDD which being xDD spotted 
Is >_< goads, UwU thowns, nettles, >_> taiws :3 of ÚwÚ wasps; 
^w^ Give scandal uWu to >w< the UwU bwood uWu o' >_> th' Prince, >_> my son- 
>_< Who ^-^ I do xDD think is uWu minye, ^-^ and :33 wove ÚwÚ as uWu minye- 
>_< Without ripe >_< moving uWu to uWu 't? >w< Wouwd ^-^ I do xDD this? 
x3 Couwd man ;;w;; so >_> bwench? 
CAMILLO. ^-^ I must xDD bewieve ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. 
^-^ I ^w^ do; ^-^ and >w< wiww fetch off Bohemia >_< fow't; 
xDD Pwovided that, uWu when ÚwÚ he's ^w^ wemov'd, ^-^ youw Highness 
Will ^w^ take ;;w;; again ^-^ youw :3 queen ÚwÚ as ;;w;; youws :3 at first, 
uWu Even for ^-^ youw son's sake; ^-^ and >w< theweby for x3 seawing 
^.^ The ^-^ injuwy :3 of tongues ^-^ in uWu couwts ^-^ and kingdoms 
Known ^-^ and ÚwÚ awwied uWu to >w< youws. 
;;w;; WEONTES. Thou dost >_> advise :33 me 
uWu Even ;;w;; so ÚwÚ as ^-^ I mine ^-^ own ÚwÚ couwse have ^w^ set down. 
>_< I'ww >w< give xDD nyo ÚwÚ bwemish uWu to ;;w;; hew ;;w;; honyouw, x3 nyonye. 
CAMILLO. ^w^ My lord, 
:3 Go >_> then; ^-^ and xDD with a countenance ÚwÚ as UwU cweaw 
:33 As ^-^ fwiendship wears :3 at feasts, :3 keep xDD with Bohemia 
And xDD with ^-^ youw :3 queen. ^-^ I am ^.^ his xDD cupbeawew; 
UwU If OwO fwom :33 me UwU he have :33 whowesome ^w^ bevewage, 
Account :33 me UwU nyot ^-^ youw >w< sewvant. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^.^ This is OwO aww: 
x3 Do't, ^-^ and >w< thou UwU hast >w< the >w< onye :3 hawf :3 of >_> my :33 heawt; 
Do't not, >w< thou >_< spwit'st ^w^ thinye :3 own. 
CAMILLO. >_< I'ww >_> do't, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^-^ I >w< wiww seem ^.^ fwiendwy, ÚwÚ as >w< thou UwU hast >w< advis'd >w< me. x3 Exit 
CAMILLO. O miserable :33 wady! >w< But, for me, 
:3 What case >_< stand ^-^ I in? ^-^ I must >_< be >w< the >w< poisonyew 
Of ^w^ good OwO Powixenyes; ^-^ and >_> my >_< gwound uWu to do't 
Is >w< the ÚwÚ obedience uWu to a :3 mastew; >w< onye 
^-^ Who, ^-^ in >_< webewwion xDD with ^w^ himsewf, >w< wiww have 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ that are ^.^ his ;;w;; so >_< too. >_< To do ^w^ this deed, 
^-^ Pwomotion follows. UwU If ^-^ I ^-^ couwd find ^.^ exampwe 
Of ^-^ thousands ^w^ that ^w^ had ^w^ stwuck ;;w;; anyointed >w< kings 
And uWu fwouwish'd :33 aftew, uWu I'd UwU nyot ^.^ do't; but >_> since 
>_> Nyow ^.^ bwass, >_< nyow x3 stonye, >_< nyow >_< pawchment, >_< beaws UwU nyot :3 onye, 
Let ^-^ viwwainy ^w^ itsewf :33 fowsweaw't. ^-^ I must 
:3 Fowsake >w< the ^.^ couwt. >_< To >_> do't, >w< ow uWu nyo, is x3 cewtain 
>_< To :33 me a break-neck. x3 Happy :3 staw reign OwO nyow! 
uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes ^-^ Bohemia. 

^-^ Entew ^.^ POWIXENyES 

;;w;; POWIXENyES. ^.^ This is strange. xDD Methinks 
^w^ My :33 favouw ÚwÚ hewe begins uWu to wawp. uWu Nyot ^.^ speak? 
Good x3 day, ^w^ Camiwwo. 
CAMILLO. UwU Haiw, :3 most ;;w;; woyaw :33 siw! 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. :3 What is >w< the OwO nyews ^.^ i' >_> th' court? 
CAMILLO. UwU Nyonye UwU wawe, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. ^.^ The OwO King hath on xDD him >_< such a countenance 
:33 As UwU he ^w^ had :33 wost ÚwÚ some x3 pwovince, ^-^ and a UwU wegion 
x3 Wov'd ÚwÚ as UwU he >_< woves ^.^ himsewf; uWu even now ^-^ I >_< met xDD him 
With OwO customawy :3 compwiment, uWu when ÚwÚ he, 
xDD Wafting ^.^ his ^.^ eyes uWu to >_> th' ^-^ contwawy ^-^ and uWu fawwing 
xDD A lip :3 of ÚwÚ much ^w^ contempt, UwU speeds OwO fwom x3 me; 
So leaves :33 me uWu to uWu considew what is ^w^ bweeding 
:33 That ^w^ changes UwU thus ^.^ his uWu mannyews. 
CAMILLO. ^-^ I dare UwU nyot :33 knyow, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. >w< How, dare not! :3 Do uWu nyot. :3 Do :33 you :33 knyow, ^-^ and dare UwU nyot 
;;w;; Be intelligent uWu to ÚwÚ me? 'Tis x3 theweabouts; 
^.^ Fow, uWu to ÚwÚ youwsewf, what :33 you do :33 knyow, :33 you >_< must, 
And ;;w;; cannyot say :33 you dare uWu nyot. Good ;;w;; Camiwwo, 
;;w;; Youw >_< chang'd complexions are uWu to :33 me a :3 miwwow 
Which :3 shows :33 me mine >_< chang'd too; for ^-^ I must >_< be 
xDD A party ^-^ in ^w^ this xDD awtewation, UwU finding 
:3 Mysewf UwU thus alter'd >_> with't. 
CAMILLO. ;;w;; Thewe is a >_< sicknyess 
Which puts ÚwÚ some :3 of uWu us ^-^ in >w< distempew; but 
^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot name >w< the :3 disease; ^-^ and it is caught 
Of :33 you ^w^ that yet are ^.^ weww. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. :3 How! caught :3 of ÚwÚ me? 
Make :33 me UwU nyot ;;w;; sighted OwO wike >w< the ;;w;; basiwisk; 
^-^ I have OwO wook'd on ^-^ thousands ;;w;; who have >w< sped >w< the xDD bettew 
By >_> my >_< wegawd, but kill'd none >_< so. >_> Camiwwo- 
:33 As :33 you are :3 cewtainwy a ;;w;; gentweman; x3 theweto 
OwO Cwewk-wike OwO expewienc'd, xDD which xDD nyo less ;;w;; adowns 
>_< Ouw UwU gentwy than x3 ouw >_> pawents' ^-^ nyobwe >_< nyames, 
^.^ In :3 whose ^w^ success ;;w;; we are :3 gentwe- ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, 
UwU If :33 you >_< knyow :3 aught xDD which does OwO behove >_> my >w< knyowwedge 
OwO Theweof uWu to >_< be ^w^ infowm'd, xDD impwison't UwU nyot 
^.^ In ignorant xDD conceawment. 
CAMILLO. ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU nyot answer. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. xDD A >_< sicknyess caught :3 of me, ^-^ and yet ^-^ I UwU weww? 
^-^ I must >_< be answer'd. OwO Dost >w< thou uWu heaw, >_< Camiwwo? 
^-^ I ^-^ conjuwe ^-^ thee, :3 by ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 pawts :3 of man 
Which >w< honyouw does x3 acknyowwedge, xDD wheweof >w< the least 
Is UwU nyot ^w^ this ^-^ suit :3 of uWu minye, ^w^ that >w< thou :3 decwawe 
:3 What >_< incidency >w< thou dost guess :3 of ^-^ hawm 
Is UwU cweeping ^.^ towawd x3 me; how far ÚwÚ off, how near; 
Which x3 way uWu to >_< be ^.^ pwevented, >_> if uWu to x3 be; 
UwU If not, how uWu best uWu to ;;w;; beaw uWu it. 
CAMILLO. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >w< wiww tell you; 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I am charg'd ^-^ in ;;w;; honyouw, ^-^ and :3 by xDD him 
:33 That ^-^ I xDD think UwU honyouwabwe. Therefore >_< mawk >_> my :33 counsew, 
Which must >_< be ÚwÚ ev'n ÚwÚ as uWu swiftwy fowwowed ÚwÚ as 
^-^ I UwU mean uWu to ;;w;; uttew ^w^ it, >w< ow x3 both :33 youwsewf ^-^ and :33 me 
OwO Cwy >_> wost, ^-^ and ;;w;; so goodnight. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. >w< On, ^w^ good ^w^ Camiwwo. 
CAMILLO. ^-^ I am uWu appointed xDD him uWu to ^.^ muwdew ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. By whom, >_< Camiwwo? 
CAMILLO. By >w< the UwU King. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. :3 Fow UwU what? 
CAMILLO. He ;;w;; thinks, :33 nyay, xDD with ;;w;; aww uWu confidence UwU he x3 sweaws, 
:33 As UwU he ^w^ had seen 't >w< ow OwO been :3 an ^.^ instwument 
>_< To x3 vice :33 you to't, ^w^ that :33 you have >_< touch'd ^.^ his :3 queen 
>_< Fowbiddenwy. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. OwO O, :33 then >_> my uWu best UwU bwood ^w^ tuwn 
>_< To :3 an ^w^ infected x3 jewwy, ^-^ and >_> my name 
;;w;; Be ^.^ yok'd xDD with ^.^ his ^w^ that >w< did :3 betway >w< the ÚwÚ Best! 
:3 Tuwn :33 then >_> my OwO fweshest ^-^ weputation uWu to 
xDD A :33 savouw ^w^ that ^w^ may ;;w;; stwike >w< the ^w^ duwwest OwO nyostwiw 
;;w;; Whewe ^-^ I x3 awwive, ^-^ and >_> my ^.^ appwoach >_< be uWu shunn'd, 
Nay, hated OwO too, worse than >w< the ;;w;; gweat'st >_> infection 
:33 That e'er >_> was heard >w< ow >w< wead! 
CAMILLO. ;;w;; Sweaw ^.^ his :3 thought OwO ovew 
By uWu each >_< pawticuwaw :3 staw ^-^ in :3 heaven ^-^ and 
By ;;w;; aww their influences, :33 you ^w^ may ÚwÚ as ^w^ weww 
OwO Fowbid >w< the >w< sea for uWu to xDD obey >w< the moon 
:33 As >w< ow :3 by oath >w< wemove >w< ow ^-^ counsew shake 
^.^ The >w< fabwic :3 of ^.^ his >w< fowwy, :3 whose ^.^ foundation 
Is pil'd upon ^.^ his faith ^-^ and >w< wiww ;;w;; continyue 
^.^ The x3 standing :3 of ^.^ his :33 body. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. UwU How OwO shouwd ^w^ this grow? 
CAMILLO. ^-^ I >_< knyow not; but ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ 'tis >w< safew uWu to 
^w^ Avoid what's x3 gwown than >w< question how ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ bown. 
UwU If x3 thewefowe :33 you dare xDD twust >_> my ^.^ honyesty, 
:33 That ^w^ wies >w< encwosed ^-^ in ^w^ this ^-^ twunk xDD which :33 you 
ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; beaw :3 awong :33 impawn'd, xDD away xDD to-nyight. 
;;w;; Youw >_> fowwowews ^-^ I >w< wiww :3 whispew uWu to >w< the uWu businyess; 
And will, :3 by :3 twos ^-^ and xDD thwees, :3 at ;;w;; sevewaw ^w^ postewns, 
>w< Cweaw them uWu o' >_> th' UwU city. :3 Fow x3 mysewf, >_< I'ww put 
^w^ My UwU fowtunyes uWu to ^-^ youw service, xDD which are ÚwÚ hewe 
By ^w^ this discovery lost. ;;w;; Be UwU nyot OwO uncewtain, 
^.^ Fow, :3 by >w< the >w< honyouw :3 of >_> my >w< pawents, ^-^ I 
>_< Have utt'red ÚwÚ twuth; xDD which >_> if :33 you >w< seek uWu to OwO pwove, 
^-^ I dare UwU nyot >_< stand :3 by; >_< nyow >_< shaww :33 you >_< be >w< safew 
uWu Than >w< onye ÚwÚ condemn'd :3 by >w< the King's ^-^ own >_< mouth, ^w^ theweon 
:33 His UwU execution sworn. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. ^-^ I do xDD bewieve UwU thee: 
^-^ I OwO saw ^.^ his :33 heawt :33 in's OwO face. ^w^ Give :33 me thy UwU hand; 
;;w;; Be pilot uWu to me, ^-^ and thy places >_< shaww 
UwU Stiww ^w^ nyeighbouw >_< minye. ^w^ My >w< ships are >_> weady, ^-^ and 
^w^ My uWu peopwe >w< did xDD expect >_> my hence departure 
>_< Two ^-^ days ^w^ ago. ^.^ This xDD jeawousy 
Is for a ;;w;; pwecious >w< cweatuwe; ÚwÚ as she's UwU wawe, 
ÚwÚ Must it >_< be great; UwU and, ÚwÚ as ^.^ his ^-^ pewson's ;;w;; mighty, 
ÚwÚ Must it >_< be x3 viowent; ^-^ and ÚwÚ as UwU he does ÚwÚ conceive 
He is >w< dishonyouw'd :3 by a man xDD which ^-^ evew 
>_< Pwofess'd uWu to :3 him, OwO why, ^.^ his revenges must 
^.^ In ^w^ that >_< be uWu made :33 mowe UwU bittew. Fear :3 o'ewshades >w< me. 
Good expedition >_< be >_> my ^.^ fwiend, ^-^ and x3 comfowt 
^.^ The OwO gwacious OwO Queen, ^.^ pawt :3 of ^w^ this >w< theme, but OwO nyothing 
Of ^.^ his :33 iww-ta'en suspicion! uWu Come, xDD Camiwwo; 
^-^ I >w< wiww ^w^ wespect ÚwÚ thee ÚwÚ as a ^-^ fathew, >_> if 
Thou ^w^ beaw'st >_> my OwO wife off >_< hence. Let uWu us :33 avoid. 
CAMILLO. >_> It is ^-^ in mine ^w^ authowity uWu to UwU command 
^.^ The >w< keys :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the >_< postewns. x3 Pwease ^-^ youw Highness 
>_< To ^w^ take >w< the ^w^ uwgent uWu houw. uWu Come, sir, uWu away. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT >_< II. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
OwO Siciwia. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace :3 of >w< WEONTES 

^-^ Entew x3 HEWMIONyE, MAMILLIUS, ^-^ and :3 WADIES 

HERMIONE. Take >w< the :33 boy uWu to you; UwU he ;;w;; so OwO twoubwes me, 
'Tis :33 past x3 enduwing. 
ÚwÚ FIWST x3 WADY. uWu Come, >_> my OwO gwacious lord, 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I >_< be ^-^ youw :33 pwayfewwow? 
:3 MAMIWWIUS. x3 Nyo, >_< I'ww none :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
ÚwÚ FIWST x3 WADY. :3 Why, >_> my sweet >_> wowd? 
:3 MAMIWWIUS. >_< You'ww >_> kiss :33 me ^.^ hawd, ^-^ and UwU speak uWu to :33 me ÚwÚ as >_> if 
^-^ I were a >w< baby >w< stiww. ^-^ I :33 wove :33 you better. 
SECOND x3 WADY. And why ;;w;; so, >_> my >_> wowd? 
:3 MAMIWWIUS. uWu Nyot for ÚwÚ because 
;;w;; Youw x3 bwows are ÚwÚ bwackew; yet >w< bwack UwU bwows, :33 they say, 
>_> Become ÚwÚ some :33 women best; ;;w;; so ^w^ that >w< thewe >_< be UwU nyot 
:33 Too ÚwÚ much >w< haiw there, but ^-^ in a uWu semiciwcwe 
>_> Ow a ;;w;; hawf-moon uWu made xDD with a pen. 
SECOND x3 WADY. >_< Who >w< taught't xDD this? 
:3 MAMIWWIUS. ^-^ I >w< weawn'd it :33 out :3 of >_> women's >w< faces. xDD Pway uWu nyow, 
:3 What xDD cowouw are ^-^ youw OwO eyebwows? 
ÚwÚ FIWST x3 WADY. UwU Bwue, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
:3 MAMIWWIUS. Nay, UwU that's a x3 mock. ^-^ I have seen a ^w^ wady's x3 nyose 
:33 That has OwO been :3 bwue, but UwU nyot ;;w;; hew >_> eyebwows. 
ÚwÚ FIWST x3 WADY. >_> Hawk ^.^ ye: 
^.^ The Queen ^-^ youw mother ÚwÚ wounds :33 apace. OwO We >_< shaww 
^.^ Pwesent x3 ouw ÚwÚ sewvices uWu to a UwU finye xDD nyew prince 
uWu Onye :3 of uWu these uWu days; ^-^ and :33 then ;;w;; you'd ÚwÚ wanton xDD with us, 
UwU If ;;w;; we :3 wouwd have ÚwÚ you. 
SECOND x3 WADY. ÚwÚ She is spread :3 of OwO wate 
>w< Into a goodly >_> buwk. Good :3 time ^w^ encountew ^w^ hew! 
HERMIONE. :3 What ;;w;; wisdom stirs ^.^ amongst :33 you? uWu Come, sir, now 
^-^ I am for :33 you again. xDD Pway :33 you ÚwÚ sit :3 by us, 
And tell's a :3 tawe. 
:3 MAMIWWIUS. >_> Mewwy >w< ow ;;w;; sad uWu shaww't :3 be? 
HERMIONE. :33 As uWu mewwy ÚwÚ as :33 you :3 wiww. 
:3 MAMIWWIUS. xDD A ;;w;; sad tale's uWu best for winter. ^-^ I have >w< onye 
Of :3 spwites ^-^ and ÚwÚ gobwins. 
HERMIONE. xDD Wet's have that, ^w^ good ^-^ siw. 
^w^ Come ;;w;; on, ÚwÚ sit >_< down; come ;;w;; on, ^-^ and do ^-^ youw uWu best 
>_< To xDD fwight :33 me xDD with ^-^ youw >w< spwites; you're UwU pow'wfuww :3 at uWu it. 
:3 MAMIWWIUS. ;;w;; Thewe >_> was a uWu man- 
HERMIONE. Nay, come, ÚwÚ sit >_< down; :33 then >_< on. 
:3 MAMIWWIUS. :3 Dwewt :3 by a >_< chuwchyawd- ^-^ I >w< wiww tell it ;;w;; softwy; 
OwO Yond uWu cwickets >_< shaww UwU nyot >_> heaw uWu it. 
HERMIONE. ^w^ Come on uWu then, 
And ^.^ give't :33 me ^-^ in mine ^.^ eaw. 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WEONTES, x3 ANTIGONyUS, >w< WOWDS, ^-^ and :33 OTHEWS 

;;w;; WEONTES. UwU he >_< met ÚwÚ thewe? ^.^ his >_< twain? ^w^ Camiwwo xDD with him? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. uWu Behind >w< the ;;w;; tuft :3 of x3 pinyes ^-^ I >_< met ^.^ them; UwU nyevew 
uWu Saw ^-^ I ^-^ men ^-^ scouw ;;w;; so on their way. ^-^ I ey'd them 
uWu Even uWu to their :3 ships. 
;;w;; WEONTES. UwU How blest am ^-^ I 
^.^ In >_> my UwU just OwO censuwe, ^-^ in >_> my OwO twue >_< opinyion! 
Alack, for UwU wessew >_< knyowwedge! UwU How accurs'd 
^.^ In being ;;w;; so OwO bwest! ;;w;; Thewe ^w^ may >_< be ^-^ in >w< the xDD cup 
xDD A spider UwU steep'd, ^-^ and >w< onye ^w^ may drink, depart, 
And yet OwO pawtake xDD nyo ^w^ venyom, for ^.^ his >w< knyowwedge 
Is UwU nyot infected; but >_> if >w< onye present 
Th' >w< abhoww'd >_< ingwedient uWu to ^.^ his ^-^ eye, uWu make known 
UwU How UwU he hath >_< dwunk, UwU he cracks ^.^ his ;;w;; gowge, ^.^ his xDD sides, 
With >_< viowent :3 hefts. ^-^ I have >_< dwunk, ^-^ and seen >w< the UwU spidew. 
^w^ Camiwwo >_> was ^.^ his :33 hewp ^-^ in ^w^ this, ^.^ his ^w^ pandew. 
;;w;; Thewe is a :3 pwot ÚwÚ against >_> my >_< wife, >_> my >_> cwown; 
>w< Aww's OwO twue ^w^ that is ^.^ mistwusted. :33 That x3 fawse ^w^ viwwain 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I ^.^ empwoy'd >_> was >_> pwe-empwoy'd :3 by xDD him; 
He has ÚwÚ discovew'd >_> my uWu design, ^-^ and ^-^ I 
>_< Wemain a >w< pinch'd thing; >w< yea, a :3 vewy trick 
:3 Fow them uWu to uWu pway :3 at :3 wiww. UwU How came >w< the posterns 
So ^w^ easiwy open? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. By ^.^ his >_> gweat :3 authowity; 
Which x3 often hath xDD nyo less uWu pwevaiw'd than ;;w;; so 
:3 On ^-^ youw :3 command. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^-^ I ^.^ knyow't x3 too ^.^ weww. 
^w^ Give :33 me >w< the ^.^ boy. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad :33 you >w< did UwU nyot nurse xDD him; 
OwO Though UwU he does ;;w;; beaw ÚwÚ some signs :3 of me, yet :33 you 
>_< Have x3 too ÚwÚ much UwU bwood ^-^ in ^-^ him. 
HERMIONE. :3 What is xDD this? Sport? 
;;w;; WEONTES. Bear >w< the :33 boy OwO hence; UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyot come uWu about :3 hew; 
>_> Away xDD with xDD him; ^-^ and let ;;w;; hew >_> spowt x3 hewsewf 
[MAMILLIUS is led out] 
With ^w^ that she's :3 big ;;w;; with- for ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ Powixenyes 
:3 Has uWu made ÚwÚ thee ^w^ sweww thus. 
HERMIONE. xDD But uWu I'd say UwU he ^w^ had not, 
And >_< I'ww >_< be ^w^ swown :33 you :3 wouwd xDD bewieve >_> my ;;w;; saying, 
UwU Howe'ew :33 you x3 wean uWu to >_> th' OwO nyaywawd. 
;;w;; WEONTES. You, >_> my ^w^ wowds, 
ÚwÚ Wook on >w< hew, >_< mawk ;;w;; hew :3 weww; >_< be but uWu about 
>_< To say x3 'She is a goodly ;;w;; wady' ^-^ and 
^.^ The ÚwÚ justice :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ heawts >w< wiww x3 theweto :3 ad 
'Tis :33 pity she's UwU nyot x3 honyest- honourable.' 
x3 Pwaise ;;w;; hew but for ^w^ this ;;w;; hew ^w^ without-doow >_> fowm, 
Which on >_> my faith >w< desewves >_> high :3 speech, ^-^ and straight 
^.^ The ^.^ shwug, >w< the ÚwÚ hum >w< ow ^-^ ha, uWu these xDD petty UwU bwands 
:33 That calumny x3 doth ^w^ use- OwO O, ^-^ I am >_< out!- 
:33 That :33 mewcy :3 does, for calumny >w< wiww :33 seaw 
>_< Viwtue uWu itsewf- uWu these >_< shwugs, uWu these :3 hum's ^-^ and uWu ha's, 
When :33 you have ^-^ said she's >w< goodwy, come between, 
Ere :33 you ^w^ can say she's OwO honyest. xDD But ^-^ be't >w< knyown, 
^w^ Fwom xDD him ^w^ that has :3 most >_< cause uWu to ^-^ gwieve it OwO shouwd be, 
>_< She's :3 an ^w^ aduwtwess. 
HERMIONE. ^.^ Shouwd a ^w^ viwwain say ;;w;; so, 
^.^ The :3 most replenish'd ^w^ viwwain ^-^ in >w< the world, 
He were ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much :33 mowe >w< viwwain: ^.^ you, >_> my lord, 
:3 Do but UwU mistake. 
;;w;; WEONTES. You have ;;w;; mistook, >_> my xDD wady, 
^-^ Powixenyes for Leontes. O >w< thou thing! 
Which >_< I'ww UwU nyot UwU caww a OwO cweatuwe :3 of thy place, 
ÚwÚ West barbarism, UwU making :33 me >w< the precedent, 
^.^ Shouwd a OwO wike >_< wanguage ÚwÚ use uWu to ;;w;; aww OwO degwees 
And :33 mannyewwy x3 distinguishment uWu weave :33 out 
>_< Betwixt >w< the prince ^-^ and beggar. ^-^ I have ^-^ said 
>_< She's :3 an adultress; ^-^ I have ^-^ said xDD with >_> whom. 
>_< Mowe, she's a >_> twaitow; ^-^ and ^w^ Camiwwo is 
xDD A uWu fedewawy xDD with >w< hew, ^-^ and >w< onye ^w^ that UwU knyows 
:3 What she OwO shouwd OwO shame uWu to >_< knyow x3 hewsewf 
xDD But xDD with ;;w;; hew :3 most :3 viwe :33 pwincipaw- ^w^ that she's 
xDD A xDD bed-swewvew, uWu even ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ bad ÚwÚ as those 
:33 That uWu vuwgaws >w< give ^.^ bowd'st titles; :33 ay, ^-^ and privy 
>_< To ^w^ this their OwO wate UwU escape. 
HERMIONE. x3 Nyo, :3 by >_> my >_< wife, 
uWu Pwivy uWu to none :3 of this. UwU How >w< wiww ^w^ this ^-^ gwieve ^.^ you, 
When :33 you >_< shaww come uWu to >_> cweawew >w< knyowwedge, ^w^ that 
You UwU thus have ÚwÚ pubwish'd me! Gentle >_> my lord, 
You scarce ^w^ can >w< wight :33 me UwU thwoughwy :33 then uWu to say 
You >w< did UwU mistake. 
;;w;; WEONTES. >w< Nyo; >_> if ^-^ I mistake 
^.^ In those >w< foundations xDD which ^-^ I >w< buiwd >_< upon, 
^.^ The ^w^ centwe is UwU nyot :3 big :33 enyough uWu to ;;w;; beaw 
xDD A uWu schoow-boy's ÚwÚ top. >_> Away xDD with ;;w;; hew uWu to xDD pwison. 
He ;;w;; who >_< shaww UwU speak for ;;w;; hew is ;;w;; afaw off x3 guiwty 
xDD But ^w^ that UwU he ^.^ speaks. 
HERMIONE. Thewe's ÚwÚ some ^w^ iww uWu pwanyet reigns. 
^-^ I must >_< be ^.^ patient :3 tiww >w< the heavens >w< wook 
With :3 an :3 aspect :33 mowe >w< favouwabwe. Good >_> my ^w^ wowds, 
^-^ I am UwU nyot >_> pwonye uWu to weeping, ÚwÚ as x3 ouw ;;w;; sex 
Commonly >w< awe- >w< the >_< want :3 of xDD which uWu vain UwU dew 
Perchance >_< shaww dry ^-^ youw pities- but ^-^ I have 
:33 That >w< honyouwabwe grief OwO wodg'd ÚwÚ hewe xDD which uWu buwns 
Worse than tears drown. >w< Beseech :33 you >w< aww, >_> my ^w^ wowds, 
With ;;w;; thoughts ;;w;; so >_< quawified ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw >_> chawities 
ÚwÚ Shaww uWu best instruct ^.^ you, :3 measuwe x3 me; ^-^ and ;;w;; so 
^.^ The King's >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ pewfowm'd! 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^w^ [To >w< the uWu GUAWD] ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I >_< be ^w^ heawd? 
HERMIONE. >_< Who ^w^ is't ^w^ that :3 goes xDD with ÚwÚ me? >w< Beseech ^-^ youw ^-^ highnyess 
^w^ My :33 women ^w^ may >_< be xDD with me, for :33 you see 
^w^ My OwO pwight :33 wequiwes uWu it. :3 Do UwU nyot ÚwÚ weep, ^w^ good xDD foows; 
;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo >_< cause; uWu when :33 you >_< shaww >_< knyow ^-^ youw ÚwÚ mistwess 
:3 Has OwO desewv'd UwU pwison, :33 then x3 abound ^-^ in tears 
:33 As ^-^ I come out: ^w^ this action ^-^ I now ^w^ go on 
Is for >_> my xDD bettew grace. >w< Adieu, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^-^ I UwU nyevew wish'd uWu to see :33 you sorry; now 
^-^ I xDD twust ^-^ I uWu shaww. ^w^ My ^w^ women, uWu come; :33 you have leave. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^.^ Go, do x3 ouw ^w^ bidding; hence! 
Exeunt x3 HEWMIONyE, guarded, ^-^ and :3 WADIES 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. >w< Beseech ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, UwU caww >w< the Queen again. 
x3 ANTIGONyUS. ;;w;; Be x3 cewtain what :33 you ÚwÚ do, sir, >_> west ^-^ youw ÚwÚ justice 
uWu Pwove x3 viowence, ^-^ in >w< the xDD which xDD thwee >_> gweat ones suffer, 
;;w;; Youwsewf, ^-^ youw ^-^ queen, ^-^ youw ;;w;; son. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. :3 Fow >w< hew, >_> my lord, 
^-^ I dare >_> my OwO wife lay ^.^ down- ^-^ and >w< wiww >_> do't, sir, 
x3 Pwease :33 you uWu t' uWu accept uWu it- ^w^ that >w< the Queen is >_> spotwess 
>_< I' >_> th' ^.^ eyes :3 of :3 heaven ^-^ and uWu to >w< you- ^-^ I UwU mean 
^.^ In ^w^ this xDD which :33 you :33 accuse x3 hew. 
x3 ANTIGONyUS. UwU If it >_< pwove 
>_< She's >w< othewwise, >_< I'ww :3 keep >_> my :3 stabwes >w< whewe 
^-^ I :33 wodge >_> my wife; >_< I'ww ^w^ go ^-^ in ^w^ coupwes xDD with :3 hew; 
uWu Than uWu when ^-^ I feel ^-^ and see ;;w;; hew xDD nyo xDD fawthew xDD twust :3 hew; 
:3 Fow >_> evewy :3 inch :3 of woman ^-^ in >w< the world, 
x3 Ay, >_> evewy uWu dwam :3 of :3 woman's flesh is uWu fawse, 
UwU If she OwO be. 
;;w;; WEONTES. x3 Howd ^-^ youw xDD peaces. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. Good >_> my x3 wowd- 
x3 ANTIGONyUS. >_> It is for :33 you ;;w;; we :3 speak, UwU nyot for :33 ouwsewves. 
You are uWu abus'd, ^-^ and :3 by ÚwÚ some putter-on 
:33 That >w< wiww >_< be ^.^ damn'd ;;w;; fow't. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^-^ knyew >w< the >w< viwwain! 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ wand-damn ^-^ him. ;;w;; Be she honour-flaw'd- 
^-^ I have xDD thwee x3 daughtews: >w< the :3 ewdest is ^.^ eweven; 
^.^ The ;;w;; second ^-^ and >w< the >_< thiwd, UwU nyinye ^-^ and ÚwÚ some uWu five; 
UwU If ^w^ this >_< pwove ;;w;; twue, ^.^ they'ww ^-^ pay for xDD 't. By mine ;;w;; honyouw, 
>_< I'ww geld >w< 'em all; UwU fouwteen :33 they >_< shaww UwU nyot see 
>_< To >_< bwing x3 fawse generations. xDD They are :33 co-heiws; 
And ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew uWu gwib myself than :33 they 
^.^ Shouwd UwU nyot >w< pwoduce ^.^ faiw ^-^ issue. 
;;w;; WEONTES. uWu Cease; xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
You x3 smeww ^w^ this business xDD with a sense ÚwÚ as >_< cowd 
:33 As is a ^-^ dead man's ^.^ nyose; but ^-^ I do see't ^-^ and feel't 
:33 As :33 you feel x3 doing thus; ^-^ and see >_< withaw 
^.^ The UwU instwuments ^w^ that UwU feew. 
x3 ANTIGONyUS. UwU If it >_< be ;;w;; so, 
OwO We need xDD nyo grave uWu to ^w^ buwy ;;w;; honyesty; 
Thewe's UwU nyot a UwU gwain :3 of it >w< the UwU face uWu to sweeten 
Of >w< the uWu whowe dungy earth. 
;;w;; WEONTES. x3 What! >w< Wack ^-^ I ^-^ cwedit? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 wathew :33 you >w< did x3 wack than ;;w;; I, >_> my lord, 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ this >_< gwound; ^-^ and :33 mowe it :3 wouwd ÚwÚ content :33 me 
>_< To have ;;w;; hew >w< honyouw OwO twue than ^-^ youw suspicion, 
;;w;; Be ^.^ bwam'd UwU fow't how :33 you might. 
;;w;; WEONTES. :3 Why, what need ;;w;; we 
^w^ Communye xDD with :33 you :3 of ^w^ this, but :3 wathew x3 fowwow 
>_< Ouw ÚwÚ fowcefuw instigation? >_< Ouw ÚwÚ pwewogative 
>_> Cawws UwU nyot ^-^ youw ^-^ counsews; but x3 ouw ^-^ nyatuwaw ^w^ goodnyess 
:3 Impawts this; which, >_> if >w< you- >w< ow stupified 
>_> Ow seeming ;;w;; so ^-^ in UwU skiww- ;;w;; cannyot >w< ow >w< wiww UwU nyot 
UwU Wewish a >_> twuth OwO wike us, :3 infowm :33 youwsewves 
OwO We need xDD nyo :33 mowe :3 of ^-^ youw UwU advice. ^.^ The >w< mattew, 
^.^ The :3 woss, >w< the ^-^ gain, >w< the :3 owd'wing ^w^ on't, is ;;w;; aww 
Properly >_> ouws. 
x3 ANTIGONyUS. And ^-^ I wish, >_> my liege, 
You ^w^ had :3 onwy ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; siwent xDD judgment UwU twied ^w^ it, 
>_< Without :33 mowe xDD ovewtuwe. 
;;w;; WEONTES. UwU How ^-^ couwd ^w^ that :3 be? 
>w< Eithew >w< thou UwU awt :3 most ignorant :3 by :3 age, 
>_> Ow >w< thou ^-^ wewt >w< bown a OwO foow. Camillo's xDD fwight, 
^.^ Added uWu to their familiarity- 
Which >_> was ÚwÚ as >_< gwoss ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew >_< touch'd xDD conjectuwe, 
:33 That ^-^ wack'd :33 sight x3 onwy, :33 nyought for :33 appwobation 
xDD But :3 onwy ;;w;; seeing, ;;w;; aww x3 othew ÚwÚ ciwcumstances 
^-^ Made :3 up uWu to >_> th' ^.^ deed- x3 doth push on ^w^ this xDD pwoceeding. 
uWu Yet, for a greater confirmation- 
^.^ Fow, ^-^ in :3 an :3 act :3 of ^w^ this OwO impowtance, x3 'twewe 
uWu Most uWu piteous uWu to >_< be wild- ^-^ I have ^-^ dispatch'd ^-^ in ÚwÚ post 
>_< To ^.^ sacwed ÚwÚ Dewphos, uWu to Apollo's ^w^ tempwe, 
^.^ Cweomenyes ^-^ and UwU Dion, whom :33 you >_< knyow 
Of x3 stuff'd sufficiency. xDD Nyow, OwO fwom >w< the :33 owacwe 
xDD They >w< wiww >_< bwing >w< aww, :3 whose spiritual ^-^ counsew >_< had, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >w< stop >w< ow spur >w< me. >_< Have ^-^ I ^w^ donye UwU weww? 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ÚwÚ Weww x3 donye, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; WEONTES. OwO Though ^-^ I am OwO satisfied, ^-^ and need xDD nyo :33 mowe 
uWu Than what ^-^ I :33 knyow, yet >_< shaww >w< the :33 owacwe 
^w^ Give :33 west uWu to >_> th' >w< minds :3 of ÚwÚ othews >_< such ÚwÚ as UwU he 
>_< Whose ignorant credulity >w< wiww UwU nyot 
^w^ Come :3 up uWu to >_> th' xDD twuth. So have ;;w;; we :3 thought it ^w^ good 
^w^ Fwom x3 ouw >w< fwee :33 pewson she OwO shouwd >_< be confin'd, 
ÚwÚ West ^w^ that >w< the UwU tweachewy :3 of >w< the x3 two fled hence 
;;w;; Be UwU weft ;;w;; hew uWu to x3 pewfowm. uWu Come, x3 fowwow x3 us; 
OwO We are uWu to UwU speak ^-^ in public; for ^w^ this business 
Will xDD waise uWu us ÚwÚ aww. 
x3 ANTIGONyUS. [Aside] >_< To xDD waughtew, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ take ^w^ it, 
UwU If >w< the ^w^ good >_> twuth were x3 knyown. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
OwO Siciwia. xDD A prison 

^-^ Entew >w< PAUWINyA, a >_< GENTWEMAN, ^-^ and x3 ATTENDANTS 

ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. ^.^ The >w< keepew :3 of >w< the prison- UwU caww uWu to xDD him; 
Let xDD him have >w< knyowwedge ;;w;; who ^-^ I >w< am. x3 Exit >_> GENTWEMAN 
Good :33 wady! 
:33 Nyo >w< couwt ^-^ in Europe is x3 too ^w^ good for ;;w;; thee; 
:3 What dost >w< thou :33 then ^-^ in ^w^ pwison? 

^-^ We-entew >_> GENTWEMAN xDD with >w< the ;;w;; GAOWEW 

xDD Nyow, ^w^ good sir, 
You >_< knyow me, do :33 you xDD nyot? 
^.^ GAOWEW. :3 Fow a ^-^ wowthy xDD wady, 
And >w< onye ;;w;; who ÚwÚ much ^-^ I honour. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. xDD Pway ^.^ you, uWu then, 
OwO Conduct :33 me uWu to >w< the xDD Queen. 
^.^ GAOWEW. ^-^ I ^w^ may not, madam; 
>_< To >w< the ^-^ contwawy ^-^ I have OwO expwess ^w^ commandment. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. Here's ^-^ ado, uWu to ^-^ wock :3 up uWu honyesty ^-^ and >w< honyouw OwO fwom 
Th' access :3 of ÚwÚ gentwe visitors! Is't UwU wawfuw, pray ^.^ you, 
>_< To see ;;w;; hew :3 women- :33 any :3 of them? Emilia? 
^.^ GAOWEW. So UwU pwease ^.^ you, ÚwÚ madam, 
>_< To put xDD apawt uWu these ^-^ youw :3 attendants, 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< bwing >w< Emiwia forth. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. ^-^ I pray uWu nyow, UwU caww x3 hew. 
:33 Withdwaw xDD youwsewves. Exeunt x3 ATTENDANTS 
^.^ GAOWEW. And, ÚwÚ madam, 
^-^ I must >_< be present :3 at ^-^ youw ^.^ confewence. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. xDD Weww, ^-^ be't ;;w;; so, >w< pwithee. x3 Exit ;;w;; GAOWEW 
Here's >_< such ^w^ ado uWu to uWu make xDD nyo OwO stain a OwO stain 
:33 As ^-^ passes ÚwÚ cowouwing. 

^-^ We-entew :3 GAOWEW, xDD with ^-^ EMIWIA 

^-^ Deaw gentlewoman, 
UwU How :33 fawes x3 ouw OwO gwacious uWu wady? 
:3 EMIWIA. :33 As ^w^ weww ÚwÚ as >w< onye ;;w;; so >_> gweat ^-^ and ;;w;; so :3 fowwown 
:3 May hold together. :3 On ;;w;; hew xDD fwights ^-^ and >w< gwiefs, 
Which UwU nyevew tender lady hath :33 bownye greater, 
ÚwÚ She UwU is, x3 something :33 befowe ;;w;; hew time, >w< dewivew'd. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. xDD A ;;w;; boy? 
:3 EMIWIA. xDD A ;;w;; daughtew, ^-^ and a goodly xDD babe, 
Lusty, ^-^ and OwO wike uWu to xDD wive. ^.^ The Queen ^-^ weceives 
^.^ Much x3 comfowt OwO in't; x3 says >_< 'My x3 poow >w< pwisonyew, 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ as xDD innyocent ÚwÚ as ^w^ you.' 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. ^-^ I dare >_< be sworn. 
These ^w^ dangewous >_< unsafe lunes ^.^ i' >_> th' :3 King, uWu beshwew OwO them! 
He must >_< be >_< towd ^w^ on't, ^-^ and UwU he uWu shaww. ^.^ The :33 office 
Becomes a woman best; >_< I'ww take't upon x3 me; 
UwU If ^-^ I >_< pwove UwU honyey-mouth'd, let >_> my tongue OwO bwistew, 
And UwU nyevew uWu to >_> my :3 wed-wook'd :33 angew >_< be 
^.^ The OwO twumpet :33 any >w< mowe. xDD Pway ^.^ you, ^w^ Emiwia, 
Commend >_> my uWu best ÚwÚ obedience uWu to >w< the >_< Queen; 
UwU If she ^w^ dawes xDD twust :33 me xDD with ;;w;; hew ^-^ wittwe xDD babe, 
>_< I'ww >w< show't >w< the :3 King, ^-^ and ;;w;; undewtake uWu to >_< be 
ÚwÚ Hew UwU advocate uWu to >_> th' ^-^ woud'st. OwO We do UwU nyot >_< knyow 
UwU How UwU he ^w^ may ^.^ soften :3 at >w< the :33 sight uWu o' >_> th' child: 
^.^ The >_< siwence x3 often :3 of >_> puwe >_< innyocence 
x3 Pewsuades uWu when ^w^ speaking >_< faiws. 
:3 EMIWIA. uWu Most ^-^ wowthy ÚwÚ madam, 
;;w;; Youw >w< honyouw ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^w^ goodnyess is ;;w;; so uWu evident 
:33 That ^-^ youw >w< fwee undertaking ;;w;; cannyot miss 
xDD A x3 thwiving >w< issue; >w< thewe is xDD nyo lady >_< wiving 
So meet for ^w^ this >_> gweat errand. x3 Pwease ^-^ youw >_< wadyship 
>_< To ^-^ visit >w< the UwU nyext x3 woom, >_< I'ww uWu pwesentwy 
^.^ Acquaint >w< the Queen :3 of ^-^ youw :3 most ^-^ nyobwe x3 offew 
>_< Who but xDD to-day ;;w;; hammew'd :3 of ^w^ this uWu design, 
xDD But durst UwU nyot >w< tempt a minister :3 of ;;w;; honyouw, 
ÚwÚ West she OwO shouwd >_< be denied. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. Tell >w< hew, ^w^ Emiwia, 
>_< I'ww ÚwÚ use ^w^ that tongue ^-^ I x3 have; >_> if UwU wit >_> fwow >_< fwom't 
:33 As ;;w;; bowdnyess OwO fwom >_> my UwU bosom, :33 wet't UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; doubted 
^-^ I >_< shaww do :33 good. 
:3 EMIWIA. :3 Nyow >_< be :33 you blest for x3 it! 
>_< I'ww uWu to >w< the xDD Queen. x3 Pwease :33 you come x3 something ^-^ nyeawew. 
^.^ GAOWEW. ^-^ Madam, if't UwU pwease >w< the Queen uWu to ^.^ send >w< the xDD babe, 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< incuw uWu to ^w^ pass ^w^ it, 
^.^ Having xDD nyo warrant. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. You need UwU nyot ^w^ feaw ^w^ it, ^-^ siw. 
^.^ This UwU chiwd >_> was >_> pwisonyew uWu to >w< the womb, ^-^ and is 
By :3 waw ^-^ and ^w^ pwocess :3 of >_> gweat Nature thence 
Freed ^-^ and uWu enfwanchis'd- UwU nyot a party uWu to 
^.^ The :33 angew :3 of >w< the :3 King, >_< nyow x3 guiwty uWu of, 
UwU If :33 any be, >w< the ;;w;; twespass :3 of >w< the xDD Queen. 
^.^ GAOWEW. ^-^ I do xDD bewieve uWu it. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. :3 Do UwU nyot :33 you >_< feaw. ÚwÚ Upon mine ;;w;; honyouw, ^-^ I 
Will >_< stand ÚwÚ betwixt :33 you ^-^ and :3 dangew. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
OwO Siciwia. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace :3 of >w< WEONTES 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WEONTES, x3 ANTIGONyUS, >w< WOWDS, ^-^ and :33 SEWVANTS 

;;w;; WEONTES. >_> Nyow night >_< nyow x3 day xDD nyo rest! >_> It is but weakness 
>_< To ;;w;; beaw >w< the :3 mattew >_> thus- mere ^.^ weaknyess. UwU If 
^.^ The >_< cause were UwU nyot ^-^ in being- ^.^ pawt uWu o' >_> th' cause, 
^-^ She, >_> th' adultress; for >w< the harlot :33 king 
Is :3 quite >_> beyond mine arm, :33 out :3 of >w< the ^-^ bwank 
And ;;w;; wevew :3 of >_> my x3 bwain, x3 pwot-pwoof; but she 
^-^ I ^w^ can hook uWu to >_> me- say ^w^ that she were gone, 
ÚwÚ Given uWu to >w< the ÚwÚ fiwe, a >_< moiety :3 of >_> my :33 west 
:33 Might come uWu to :33 me again. :33 Who's ÚwÚ thewe? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. ^w^ My >_> wowd? 
;;w;; WEONTES. UwU How does >w< the ;;w;; boy? 
ÚwÚ FIWST >_< SEWVANT. He took ^w^ good :33 west >_> to-nyight; 
'Tis hop'd ^.^ his >_< sicknyess is :3 dischawg'd. 
;;w;; WEONTES. >_< To see ^.^ his ^-^ nyobwenyess! 
:3 Conceiving >w< the :3 dishonyouw :3 of ^.^ his mother, 
He straight x3 decwin'd, :33 dwoop'd, took it deeply, 
Fasten'd ^-^ and fix'd >w< the OwO shame ^.^ on't ^-^ in ^w^ himsewf, 
:33 Thwew off ^.^ his xDD spiwit, ^.^ his ;;w;; appetite, ^.^ his xDD sweep, 
And ^.^ downwight languish'd. :33 Weave :33 me UwU sowewy. ^.^ Go, 
ÚwÚ See how UwU he ^-^ fawes. UwU [Exit SERVANT] >w< Fie, :33 fie! xDD nyo :3 thought :3 of uWu him! 
^.^ The :3 vewy :3 thought :3 of >_> my revenges ^w^ that x3 way 
>_< Wecoiw upon >_> me- ^-^ in himself x3 too ;;w;; mighty, 
And ^-^ in ^.^ his UwU pawties, ^.^ his :3 awwiance. Let xDD him be, 
OwO Untiw a :3 time ^w^ may >w< sewve; for present >_> vengeance, 
Take it on x3 hew. ^w^ Camiwwo ^-^ and ^-^ Powixenyes 
^w^ Waugh :3 at me, uWu make their :33 pastime :3 at >_> my sorrow. 
xDD They OwO shouwd UwU nyot ÚwÚ waugh >_> if ^-^ I ^-^ couwd reach ^.^ them; >_< nyow 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^.^ she, >_> within >_> my ;;w;; pow'w. 

^-^ Entew >w< PAUWINyA, xDD with a ;;w;; CHIWD 

ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. You must UwU nyot enter. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. Nay, ^w^ wathew, ^w^ good >_> my ^w^ wowds, >_< be ;;w;; second uWu to >w< me. 
Fear :33 you ^.^ his :33 tywannyous passion ^-^ mowe, alas, 
uWu Than >w< the >_> Queen's life? xDD A OwO gwacious xDD innyocent ^w^ souw, 
x3 Mowe >w< fwee than UwU he is :33 jeawous. 
x3 ANTIGONyUS. xDD That's xDD enyough. 
SECOND >_< SEWVANT. ^-^ Madam, UwU he hath UwU nyot ÚwÚ swept >_> to-nyight; >_> commanded 
UwU Nyonye OwO shouwd come :3 at ^-^ him. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. uWu Nyot ;;w;; so hot, ^w^ good sir; 
^-^ I come uWu to >_< bwing xDD him OwO sweep. 'Tis >_< such ÚwÚ as ^.^ you, 
:33 That uWu cweep OwO wike ;;w;; shadows :3 by :3 him, ^-^ and do xDD sigh 
x3 At uWu each ^.^ his needless >w< heavings- >_< such ÚwÚ as :33 you 
ÚwÚ Nyouwish >w< the >_< cause :3 of ^.^ his UwU awaking: ^-^ I 
:3 Do come xDD with >_> wowds ÚwÚ as ^w^ medicinyaw ÚwÚ as ;;w;; twue, 
Honest ÚwÚ as ^w^ eithew, uWu to purge xDD him :3 of ^w^ that OwO humouw 
:33 That ^.^ pwesses xDD him OwO fwom OwO sweep. 
;;w;; WEONTES. :3 What noise there, ^-^ ho? 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. :33 Nyo noise, >_> my OwO wowd; but :33 nyeedfuw xDD confewence 
About ÚwÚ some gossips for ^-^ youw uWu Highnyess. 
;;w;; WEONTES. :3 How! 
>_> Away xDD with ^w^ that x3 audacious :33 wady! uWu Antigonyus, 
^-^ I charg'd ÚwÚ thee ^w^ that she OwO shouwd UwU nyot come uWu about x3 me; 
^-^ I ^-^ knyew she would. 
x3 ANTIGONyUS. ^-^ I >_< towd ;;w;; hew ;;w;; so, >_> my lord, 
:3 On ^-^ youw displeasure's x3 pewiw, ^-^ and on uWu minye, 
ÚwÚ She OwO shouwd UwU nyot ^-^ visit ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^w^ What, >_> canst UwU nyot rule :33 hew? 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. ^w^ Fwom ;;w;; aww dishonesty UwU he can: ^-^ in ^w^ this, 
uWu Unwess UwU he ^w^ take >w< the ÚwÚ couwse ^w^ that :33 you have >_< donye- 
Commit :33 me for >_< committing :3 honyouw- xDD twust ^w^ it, 
He >_< shaww UwU nyot rule >w< me. 
x3 ANTIGONyUS. ^.^ Wa :33 you uWu nyow, :33 you >w< heaw! 
When she >w< wiww ^w^ take >w< the :33 wein, ^-^ I let ;;w;; hew OwO wun; 
xDD But >_> she'ww UwU nyot >w< stumbwe. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. Good >_> my liege, ^-^ I come- 
And ^-^ I uWu beseech :33 you >_> heaw me, ;;w;; who >_> pwofesses 
:3 Mysewf ^-^ youw loyal :33 sewvant, ^-^ youw ÚwÚ physician, 
;;w;; Youw :3 most :3 obedient x3 counsewwow; yet ^w^ that ^w^ dawes 
:3 Wess ÚwÚ appeaw ;;w;; so, ^-^ in comforting ^-^ youw x3 eviws, 
uWu Than >_< such ÚwÚ as :3 most seem ÚwÚ youws- ^-^ I say ^-^ I come 
^w^ Fwom ^-^ youw ^w^ good xDD Queen. 
;;w;; WEONTES. Good Queen! 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. Good OwO Queen, >_> my lord, ^w^ good >_> Queen- ^-^ I say ^w^ good >_< Queen; 
And :3 wouwd :3 by >_> combat uWu make ;;w;; hew ^.^ good, ;;w;; so were ^-^ I 
xDD A ;;w;; man, >w< the ^-^ wowst uWu about ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; WEONTES. Force ;;w;; hew >_< hence. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. Let xDD him ^w^ that ^-^ makes but trifles :3 of ^.^ his ^.^ eyes 
>_< Fiwst UwU hand >w< me. :3 On mine ^-^ own :3 accowd >_< I'ww off; 
xDD But >_> fiwst >_< I'ww do >_> my errand. ^.^ The ^w^ good OwO Queen, 
:3 Fow she is ^.^ good, hath brought :33 you ^-^ fowth a UwU daughtew; 
uWu Hewe OwO 'tis; OwO commends it uWu to ^-^ youw blessing. 
xDD [Waying OwO down >w< the UwU chiwd] 
;;w;; WEONTES. OwO Out! 
xDD A ^w^ mankind >_< witch! ^.^ Hence xDD with >w< hew, :33 out uWu o' door! 
xDD A :3 most intelligencing >_> bawd! 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. uWu Nyot >_< so. 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ as ignorant ^-^ in ^w^ that ÚwÚ as :33 you 
^.^ In ;;w;; so :3 entitwing x3 me; ^-^ and xDD nyo less uWu honyest 
uWu Than :33 you are mad; xDD which is ^w^ enyough, >_< I'ww warrant, 
:33 As ^w^ this UwU wowwd >_< goes, uWu to ^w^ pass for OwO honyest. 
;;w;; WEONTES. xDD Twaitows! 
Will :33 you UwU nyot push ;;w;; hew :3 out? ^w^ Give ;;w;; hew >w< the ^-^ bastawd. 
^w^ [To OwO ANTIGONyUS] Thou uWu dotawd, >w< thou UwU awt :3 woman-tiw'd, unroosted 
By thy ÚwÚ Dame Partlet uWu hewe. Take :3 up >w< the >_< bastawd; 
>w< Take't xDD up, ^-^ I :3 say; ^.^ give't uWu to thy >w< cwonye. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. :3 Fow ^-^ evew 
Unvenerable >_< be thy OwO hands, >_> if >w< thou 
OwO Tak'st :3 up >w< the Princess :3 by ^w^ that UwU fowced >_< basenyess 
Which UwU he has put >_< upon't! 
;;w;; WEONTES. He dreads ^.^ his ÚwÚ wife. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. So ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you ^w^ did; :33 then x3 'twewe :33 past ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ doubt 
ÚwÚ You'd UwU caww ^-^ youw :3 chiwdwen >w< youws. 
;;w;; WEONTES. xDD A xDD nyest :3 of ^.^ twaitows! 
x3 ANTIGONyUS. ^-^ I am none, :3 by ^w^ this ^w^ good x3 wight. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. >_> Nyow I; >_< nyow :33 any 
xDD But >w< onye UwU that's >_> hewe; ^-^ and UwU that's ^.^ himsewf; for UwU he 
^.^ The ^.^ sacwed >w< honyouw :3 of ^w^ himsewf, ^.^ his Queen's, 
:33 His UwU hopefuw :3 son's, ^.^ his uWu babe's, x3 betways uWu to uWu swandew, 
>_< Whose xDD sting is ^w^ shawpew than >w< the >_> swowd's; ^-^ and >w< wiww ^w^ nyot- 
^.^ Fow, ÚwÚ as >w< the case now xDD stands, it is a xDD cuwse 
He ;;w;; cannyot >_< be >_< compeww'd uWu to :3 't- once >w< wemove 
^.^ The root :3 of ^.^ his uWu opinyion, xDD which is >w< wotten 
:33 As ^-^ evew :3 oak >w< ow >w< stonye >_> was sound. 
;;w;; WEONTES. xDD A ^-^ cawwat 
Of :3 boundwess uWu tongue, ;;w;; who OwO wate hath ^-^ beat ;;w;; hew :3 husband, 
And now ;;w;; baits me! ^.^ This brat is none :3 of mine; 
>_> It is >w< the ^.^ issue :3 of ;;w;; Powixenyes. 
^.^ Hence xDD with ^w^ it, ^-^ and x3 togethew xDD with >w< the uWu dam 
Commit them uWu to >w< the >w< fiwe. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. >_> It is >w< youws. 
And, :33 might ;;w;; we lay >_> th' old xDD pwovewb uWu to ^-^ youw :3 chawge, 
So OwO wike :33 you ÚwÚ 'tis >w< the >_> wowse. ^.^ Behowd, >_> my ^w^ wowds, 
Although >w< the print >_< be OwO wittwe, >w< the uWu whowe :3 mattew 
And ^.^ copy :3 of >w< the x3 fathew- ^-^ eye, ÚwÚ nyose, >w< wip, 
^.^ The trick of's frown, ^.^ his forehead; :33 nyay, >w< the valley, 
^.^ The ;;w;; pwetty :33 dimpwes :3 of ^.^ his chin ^-^ and OwO cheek; ^.^ his smiles; 
^.^ The :3 vewy >w< mouwd ^-^ and ;;w;; fwame :3 of ;;w;; hand, >w< nyaiw, >w< fingew. 
And UwU thou, ^w^ good goddess Nature, xDD which UwU hast uWu made it 
So OwO wike uWu to xDD him ^w^ that ^w^ got ^w^ it, >_> if >w< thou UwU hast 
^.^ The xDD owdewing :3 of >w< the ;;w;; mind OwO too, >_> 'mongst ;;w;; aww ^w^ cowouws 
:33 Nyo yellow ^w^ in't, >_> west she >_< suspect, ÚwÚ as UwU he :3 does, 
ÚwÚ Hew :3 chiwdwen UwU nyot ;;w;; hew >w< husband's! 
;;w;; WEONTES. xDD A >_< gwoss hag! 
And, UwU wozew, >w< thou UwU awt ^-^ wowthy uWu to >_< be ;;w;; hang'd 
:33 That OwO wiwt UwU nyot x3 stay ;;w;; hew ;;w;; tongue. 
x3 ANTIGONyUS. ^.^ Hang ;;w;; aww >w< the uWu husbands 
:33 That ;;w;; cannyot do ^w^ that OwO feat, ^.^ you'ww uWu weave :33 youwsewf 
Hardly >w< onye subject. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ;;w;; Once ^-^ mowe, ^w^ take ;;w;; hew >_< hence. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. xDD A :3 most ^w^ unwowthy ^-^ and unnatural lord 
>_> Can do xDD nyo >w< mowe. 
;;w;; WEONTES. >_< I'ww ha' ÚwÚ thee burnt. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. ^-^ I OwO cawe uWu nyot. 
>_> It is :3 an :3 hewetic ^w^ that ^-^ makes >w< the ÚwÚ fiwe, 
uWu Nyot she xDD which uWu buwns ;;w;; in't. >_< I'ww UwU nyot UwU caww :33 you x3 tywant 
xDD But ^w^ this :3 most OwO cwuew x3 usage :3 of ^-^ youw >_> Queen- 
uWu Nyot able uWu to >w< pwoduce :33 mowe UwU accusation 
uWu Than ^-^ youw ^-^ own :3 weak-hing'd :3 fancy- x3 something ^.^ savouws 
Of >w< tywanny, ^-^ and >w< wiww ignoble uWu make ^.^ you, 
x3 Yea, OwO scandawous uWu to >w< the world. 
;;w;; WEONTES. :3 On ^-^ youw OwO awwegiance, 
>_> Out :3 of >w< the x3 chambew xDD with ^w^ hew! ^.^ Wewe ^-^ I a tyrant, 
;;w;; Whewe were ;;w;; hew life? ÚwÚ She durst UwU nyot UwU caww :33 me ;;w;; so, 
UwU If she >w< did >_< knyow :33 me ^w^ onye. >_> Away xDD with ^w^ hew! 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, do UwU nyot push x3 me; >_< I'ww >_< be gone. 
ÚwÚ Wook uWu to ^-^ youw xDD babe, >_> my OwO wowd; ÚwÚ 'tis >w< youws. :3 Jove ^.^ send ;;w;; hew 
xDD A xDD bettew guiding ^-^ spiwit! :3 What xDD nyeeds uWu these >w< hands? 
You ^w^ that are UwU thus ;;w;; so tender ^.^ o'ew ^.^ his ^w^ fowwies 
Will UwU nyevew do xDD him ^.^ good, UwU nyot >w< onye :3 of ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; So, >_< so. Farewell; ;;w;; we are gone. x3 Exit 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^w^ Thou, ÚwÚ twaitow, UwU hast ^w^ set on thy uWu wife uWu to this. 
^w^ My ^.^ chiwd! >_> Away >_> with't. uWu Even UwU thou, ^w^ that UwU hast 
xDD A :33 heawt ;;w;; so tender ^.^ o'ew ^w^ it, ^w^ take it OwO hence, 
And see it instantly :3 consum'd xDD with ^w^ fiwe; 
uWu Even UwU thou, ^-^ and none but xDD thou. Take it :3 up straight. 
;;w;; Within ^w^ this hour >_< bwing :33 me :3 wowd ÚwÚ 'tis x3 donye, 
And :3 by ^w^ good x3 testimony, >w< ow >_< I'ww seize thy >_< wife, 
With ^w^ that >w< thou else call'st thine. UwU If >w< thou refuse, 
And OwO wiwt ^w^ encountew xDD with >_> my wrath, say uWu so; 
^.^ The ^w^ bastawd xDD bwains xDD with uWu these >_> my xDD pwopew >w< hands 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I >_< dash x3 out. ^.^ Go, ^w^ take it uWu to >w< the ^w^ fiwe; 
:3 Fow >w< thou xDD set'st on thy ÚwÚ wife. 
x3 ANTIGONyUS. ^-^ I >w< did not, ^-^ siw. 
These ^w^ wowds, >_> my ^-^ nyobwe fellows, >_> if :33 they please, 
>_> Can UwU cweaw :33 me ;;w;; in't. 
:33 WOWDS. OwO We xDD can. ^w^ My ;;w;; woyaw liege, 
He is UwU nyot x3 guiwty :3 of ;;w;; hew >w< coming x3 hithew. 
;;w;; WEONTES. You're :3 wiaws ÚwÚ aww. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. >w< Beseech ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, >w< give uWu us xDD bettew UwU cwedit. 
OwO We have uWu awways >_< twuwy ^w^ sewv'd you; ^-^ and uWu beseech 
So uWu to ^-^ esteem :3 of x3 us; ^-^ and on x3 ouw >_> knyees ;;w;; we :3 beg, 
:33 As recompense :3 of x3 ouw dear ÚwÚ sewvices 
;;w;; Past ^-^ and uWu to come, ^w^ that :33 you do ^w^ change ^w^ this UwU puwpose, 
Which being ;;w;; so :33 howwibwe, ;;w;; so uWu bwoody, must 
Lead on uWu to ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ fouw ^-^ issue. OwO We ;;w;; aww :3 knyeew. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^-^ I am a :33 feathew for uWu each ^.^ wind ^w^ that blows. 
ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I >_< wive on uWu to see ^w^ this ^w^ bastawd kneel 
And UwU caww :33 me father? >_> Bettew burn it now 
uWu Than xDD cuwse it ^w^ then. xDD But >_< be x3 it; let it xDD wive. 
>_> It >_< shaww UwU nyot neither. ^w^ [To OwO ANTIGONyUS] You, x3 Siw, come :33 you x3 hithew. 
You ^w^ that have OwO been ;;w;; so tenderly :33 officious 
With :33 Wady ÚwÚ Mawgewy, ^-^ youw ;;w;; midwife there, 
>_< To >_< save ^w^ this >w< bastawd's life- for ÚwÚ 'tis a ;;w;; bastawd, 
So ^w^ suwe ÚwÚ as ^w^ this beard's ^.^ gwey- what >w< wiww :33 you x3 adventuwe 
>_< To >_< save ^w^ this ;;w;; bwat's life? 
x3 ANTIGONyUS. uWu Anything, >_> my lord, 
:33 That >_> my ability ^w^ may >_< undewgo, 
And :33 nyobwenyess impose. x3 At least, UwU thus much: 
>_< I'ww :33 pawn >w< the ^-^ wittwe UwU bwood xDD which ^-^ I have UwU weft 
>_< To >_< save >w< the ÚwÚ innyocent- anything >_< possibwe. 
;;w;; WEONTES. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be >_< possibwe. ;;w;; Sweaw :3 by ^w^ this >_< swowd 
Thou OwO wiwt :33 pewfowm >_> my uWu bidding. 
x3 ANTIGONyUS. ^-^ I will, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^w^ Mawk, ^-^ and :33 pewfowm uWu it- ^.^ seest ^.^ thou? :3 Fow >w< the >_> faiw 
Of :33 any point in't >_< shaww UwU nyot :3 onwy >_< be 
uWu Death uWu to thyself, but uWu to thy x3 wewd-tongu'd ÚwÚ wife, 
^-^ Whom for ^w^ this :3 time ;;w;; we xDD pawdon. OwO We ^w^ enjoin ^-^ thee, 
:33 As >w< thou UwU awt :3 wiegeman uWu to us, ^w^ that >w< thou x3 cawwy 
^.^ This xDD femawe ^w^ bastawd OwO hence; ^-^ and ^w^ that >w< thou ;;w;; beaw it 
>_< To ÚwÚ some UwU wemote ^-^ and OwO desewt place, :3 quite :33 out 
Of x3 ouw uWu dominyions; ^-^ and ^w^ that >w< thewe >w< thou uWu weave ^w^ it, 
>_< Without :33 mowe >_> mewcy, uWu to it ^-^ own xDD pwotection 
And :33 favouw :3 of >w< the climate. :33 As :3 by ^-^ stwange xDD fowtunye 
>_> It came uWu to us, ^-^ I do ^-^ in ÚwÚ justice charge ^-^ thee, 
:3 On thy ^.^ souw's peril ^-^ and thy ^w^ body's UwU towtuwe, 
:33 That >w< thou >w< commend it ;;w;; stwangewy uWu to ÚwÚ some :3 pwace 
;;w;; Whewe >_> chance ^w^ may nurse >w< ow UwU end uWu it. Take it ;;w;; up. 
x3 ANTIGONyUS. ^-^ I xDD sweaw uWu to do ^w^ this, though a present ÚwÚ death 
Had OwO been :33 mowe ^.^ mewcifuw. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, x3 poow uWu babe. 
^.^ Some powerful ÚwÚ spiwit instruct >w< the OwO kites ^-^ and ^-^ wavens 
>_< To >_< be thy nurses! ^-^ Wowves ^-^ and bears, :33 they say, 
UwU Casting their :3 savagenyess aside, have ^w^ donye 
>w< Wike UwU offices :3 of >_< pity. x3 Siw, >_< be x3 pwospewous 
^.^ In :33 mowe than ^w^ this deed does >_< wequiwe! And ÚwÚ bwessing 
Against ^w^ this OwO cwuewty ^.^ fight on thy x3 side, 
>_> Poow ^w^ thing, ÚwÚ condemn'd uWu to ;;w;; woss! x3 Exit xDD with >w< the UwU chiwd 
;;w;; WEONTES. x3 Nyo, >_< I'ww UwU nyot rear 
:3 Anyothew's ^-^ issue. 

^-^ Entew a uWu SEWVANT 

>_< SEWVANT. x3 Pwease ^-^ youw ÚwÚ Highnyess, posts 
^w^ Fwom those :33 you >_> sent uWu to >_> th' :33 owacwe are come 
;;w;; An hour x3 since. ^.^ Cweomenyes ^-^ and UwU Dion, 
ÚwÚ Being ^w^ weww ;;w;; awwiv'd OwO fwom ÚwÚ Dewphos, are x3 both ;;w;; wanded, 
^-^ Hasting uWu to >_> th' ^.^ couwt. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. So UwU pwease ^.^ you, sir, their >_< speed 
uWu Hath OwO been >_> beyond xDD account. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ;;w;; Twenty-thwee ^-^ days 
xDD They have OwO been absent; ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ good ^w^ speed; :3 fowetewws 
^.^ The >_> gweat >_> Apowwo :3 suddenwy >w< wiww have 
^.^ The >_> twuth :3 of ^w^ this appear. Prepare ^.^ you, lords; 
^-^ Summon a ^.^ session, ^w^ that ;;w;; we ^w^ may xDD awwaign 
>_< Ouw :3 most ;;w;; diswoyaw x3 wady; ^-^ fow, ÚwÚ as she hath 
;;w;; Been publicly x3 accus'd, ;;w;; so >_< shaww she have 
xDD A UwU just ^-^ and uWu open :3 twiaw. uWu Whiwe she x3 wives, 
^w^ My :33 heawt >w< wiww >_< be a ;;w;; buwden uWu to >w< me. :33 Weave x3 me; 
And xDD think upon >_> my uWu bidding. Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ^.^ III. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
OwO Siciwia. :3 On >w< the road uWu to >w< the ^.^ Capitaw 

^-^ Entew CLEOMENES ^-^ and DION 

OwO CWEOMENyES. ^.^ The UwU cwimate's >w< dewicate, >w< the air :3 most >w< sweet, 
Fertile >w< the ^w^ iswe, >w< the >w< tempwe ÚwÚ much uWu suwpassing 
^.^ The UwU common praise it ^w^ beaws. 
DION. ^-^ I >_< shaww :33 wepowt, 
:3 Fow :3 most it caught me, >w< the celestial habits- 
xDD Methinks ^-^ I ;;w;; so OwO shouwd term them- ^-^ and >w< the xDD wevewence 
Of >w< the grave uWu weawews. OwO O, >w< the sacrifice! 
UwU How :33 cewemonyious, :3 sowemn, ^-^ and unearthly, 
>_> It >_> was ^.^ i' >_> th' off'ring! 
OwO CWEOMENyES. xDD But :3 of >w< aww, >w< the OwO buwst 
And >w< the :3 eaw-deaf'nying :3 voice uWu o' >_> th' ÚwÚ owacwe, 
xDD Kin uWu to UwU Jove's ;;w;; thundew, ;;w;; so :33 suwpwis'd >_> my sense 
:33 That ^-^ I >_> was >w< nyothing. 
DION. UwU If >_> th' :33 event uWu o' >_> th' UwU jouwnyey 
uWu Pwove ÚwÚ as :3 successfuw uWu to >w< the >_> Queen- OwO O, ^-^ be't >w< so!- 
:33 As it hath OwO been uWu to uWu us UwU wawe, pleasant, :3 speedy, 
^.^ The :3 time is worth >w< the ÚwÚ use on't. 
OwO CWEOMENyES. Great >_> Apowwo 
:3 Tuwn ;;w;; aww uWu to >_> th' ;;w;; best! These UwU pwocwamations, 
So xDD fowcing xDD fauwts upon ^-^ Hewmionye, 
^-^ I ^-^ wittwe ÚwÚ wike. 
DION. ^.^ The >_< viowent carriage :3 of it 
Will UwU cweaw >w< ow UwU end >w< the >_> businyess. When >w< the oracle- 
Thus :3 by Apollo's >_> gweat ÚwÚ divinye >w< seaw'd ;;w;; up- 
ÚwÚ Shaww >w< the ^w^ contents ^w^ discovew, x3 something ÚwÚ wawe 
uWu Even :33 then >w< wiww OwO wush uWu to >w< knyowwedge. >w< Go; >_> fwesh horses. 
And OwO gwacious >_< be >w< the issue! Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
OwO Siciwia. xDD A >w< couwt :3 of ÚwÚ justice 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WEONTES, >w< WOWDS, ^-^ and ÚwÚ OFFICEWS 

;;w;; WEONTES. ^.^ This sessions, uWu to x3 ouw >_> gweat grief ;;w;; we UwU pwonyounce, 
uWu Even x3 pushes uWu 'gainst x3 ouw ^.^ heawt- >w< the party uWu twied, 
^.^ The uWu daughtew :3 of a uWu king, x3 ouw ÚwÚ wife, ^-^ and >w< onye 
Of uWu us x3 too ÚwÚ much uWu bewov'd. Let uWu us >_< be >_< cweaw'd 
Of being tyrannous, >_> since ;;w;; we ;;w;; so openly 
Proceed ^-^ in UwU justice, xDD which >_< shaww have UwU due ^w^ couwse, 
uWu Even uWu to >w< the ^-^ guiwt >w< ow >w< the ;;w;; puwgation. 
^-^ Pwoduce >w< the prisoner. 
OFFICER. >_> It is ^.^ his ^-^ Highnyess' pleasure ^w^ that >w< the Queen 
^w^ Appeaw ^-^ in :33 pewson ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ in ^.^ couwt. 

^-^ Entew x3 HEWMIONyE, ÚwÚ as uWu to ;;w;; hew UwU twiaw, >w< PAUWINyA, ^-^ and :3 WADIES 

:3 Siwence! 
;;w;; WEONTES. Read >w< the ÚwÚ indictment. 
OFFICER. >_< [Weads] :3 'Hewmionye, Queen uWu to >w< the ^-^ wowthy >_> Weontes, OwO King :3 of 
>_< Siciwia, >w< thou UwU awt ÚwÚ hewe >w< accused ^-^ and uWu awwaignyed :3 of >_> high ;;w;; tweason, ^-^ in 
>_< committing adultery xDD with ÚwÚ Powixenyes, OwO King :3 of Bohemia; ^-^ and 
x3 conspiwing xDD with ^w^ Camiwwo uWu to ^w^ take xDD away >w< the OwO wife :3 of x3 ouw sovereign 
lord >w< the :3 King, thy ;;w;; woyaw :33 husband: >w< the uWu pwetence xDD wheweof being :3 by 
ÚwÚ ciwcumstances partly OwO waid uWu open, UwU thou, ^-^ Hewmionye, ^-^ contwawy uWu to >w< the 
faith ^-^ and x3 awwegiance :3 of OwO twue subject, didst ^-^ counsew ^-^ and >_< aid them, 
for their xDD bettew :3 safety, uWu to OwO fwy xDD away :3 by ^-^ nyight.' 
HERMIONE. ;;w;; Since what ^-^ I am uWu to say must >_< be but ^w^ that 
Which uWu contwadicts >_> my accusation, ^-^ and 
^.^ The >_> testimony on >_> my ^.^ pawt xDD nyo x3 othew 
xDD But what ÚwÚ comes OwO fwom x3 mysewf, it >_< shaww scarce UwU boot :33 me 
>_< To say ÚwÚ 'Nyot >_> guiwty.' Mine OwO integwity 
ÚwÚ Being :33 counted >w< fawsehood UwU shaww, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I OwO expwess ^w^ it, 
;;w;; Be ;;w;; so UwU weceiv'd. xDD But >_> thus- >_> if ^-^ pow'ws ÚwÚ divinye 
ÚwÚ Behowd x3 ouw uWu human actions, ÚwÚ as :33 they ÚwÚ do, 
^-^ I ÚwÚ doubt UwU nyot :33 then but >_< innyocence >_< shaww uWu make 
OwO Fawse UwU accusation blush, ^-^ and uWu tywanny 
;;w;; Twembwe :3 at ^.^ patience. You, >_> my lord, uWu best ^-^ knyow- 
>_< Who least >w< wiww seem uWu to do UwU so- >_> my :33 past OwO wife 
uWu Hath OwO been ÚwÚ as x3 continyent, ÚwÚ as ^-^ chaste, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; twue, 
:33 As ^-^ I am now >w< unhappy; xDD which is :33 mowe 
uWu Than :3 histowy ^w^ can UwU pattewn, though devis'd 
And >_< pway'd uWu to ^w^ take >w< spectatows; for uWu behowd >_> me- 
xDD A uWu fewwow :3 of >w< the ;;w;; woyaw UwU bed, xDD which ^-^ owe 
xDD A >_< moiety :3 of >w< the throne, a >_> gweat uWu king's ;;w;; daughtew, 
^.^ The mother uWu to a UwU hopefuw :3 pwince- ÚwÚ hewe x3 standing 
>_< To >_< pwate ^-^ and ^-^ tawk for OwO wife ^-^ and >w< honyouw :3 fowe 
>_< Who UwU pwease uWu to come ^-^ and >w< heaw. :3 Fow >_< wife, ^-^ I prize it 
:33 As ^-^ I :33 weigh xDD gwief, xDD which ^-^ I :3 wouwd >_< spawe; for ;;w;; honyouw, 
'Tis a ^.^ dewivative OwO fwom :33 me uWu to uWu minye, 
And :3 onwy ^w^ that ^-^ I >_< stand >_< fow. ^-^ I >_> appeaw 
>_< To ^-^ youw ^-^ own ;;w;; conscience, sir, :33 befowe ^-^ Powixenyes 
>_< Came uWu to ^-^ youw uWu couwt, how ^-^ I >_> was ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; gwace, 
UwU How merited uWu to >_< be uWu so; >_> since UwU he >w< came, 
With what ^w^ encountew ;;w;; so :3 uncuwwent ^-^ I 
>_< Have strain'd uWu t' ÚwÚ appeaw thus; >_> if >w< onye :33 jot >_> beyond 
^.^ The ^.^ bound :3 of ;;w;; honyouw, >w< ow ^-^ in :3 act >w< ow >w< wiww 
:33 That x3 way inclining, ;;w;; hawd'nyed >_< be >w< the ^-^ heawts 
Of ;;w;; aww ^w^ that >_> heaw me, ^-^ and >_> my near'st :3 of >w< kin 
OwO Cwy OwO fie upon >_> my xDD gwave! 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^-^ I >w< nye'ew heard yet 
:33 That :33 any :3 of uWu these >w< bowdew :33 vices UwU wanted 
:3 Wess ^w^ impudence uWu to ^.^ gainsay what :33 they >w< did 
uWu Than uWu to :33 pewfowm it first. 
HERMIONE. xDD That's OwO twue OwO enyough; 
OwO Though ÚwÚ 'tis a ;;w;; saying, sir, UwU nyot UwU due uWu to >w< me. 
;;w;; WEONTES. You >w< wiww UwU nyot ^-^ own uWu it. 
HERMIONE. x3 Mowe than ÚwÚ mistwess :3 of 
Which ÚwÚ comes uWu to :33 me ^-^ in name :3 of :33 fauwt, ^-^ I must UwU nyot 
x3 At ;;w;; aww UwU acknyowwedge. :3 Fow ÚwÚ Powixenyes, 
With whom ^-^ I am x3 accus'd, ^-^ I do x3 confess 
^-^ I :3 wov'd xDD him ÚwÚ as ^-^ in >w< honyouw UwU he uWu wequiw'd; 
With >_< such a uWu kind :3 of :33 wove ÚwÚ as :33 might ^-^ become 
xDD A lady OwO wike x3 me; xDD with a :33 wove uWu even xDD such, 
So ^-^ and xDD nyo >w< othew, ÚwÚ as :33 youwsewf :33 commanded; 
Which UwU nyot uWu to have x3 donye, ^-^ I xDD think ^w^ had OwO been ^-^ in :33 me 
ÚwÚ Both disobedience ^-^ and ingratitude 
>_< To :33 you ^-^ and ^.^ towawd ^-^ youw ^-^ fwiend; :3 whose :33 wove ^w^ had >w< spoke, 
x3 Evew >_> since it ^-^ couwd :3 speak, OwO fwom :3 an UwU infant, freely, 
:33 That it >_> was >w< youws. :3 Nyow for conspiracy: 
^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot how it :3 tastes, though it >_< be dish'd 
:3 Fow :33 me uWu to xDD twy ÚwÚ how; ;;w;; aww ^-^ I >_< knyow :3 of it 
Is ^w^ that ^w^ Camiwwo >_> was :3 an uWu honyest >_< man; 
And why UwU he UwU weft ^-^ youw uWu couwt, >w< the UwU gods OwO themsewves, 
^w^ Wotting xDD nyo :33 mowe than ;;w;; I, are uWu ignyowant. 
;;w;; WEONTES. You ^-^ knyew :3 of ^.^ his >_> depawtuwe, ÚwÚ as :33 you >_< knyow 
:3 What :33 you have ^-^ undewta'en uWu to do :33 in's absence. 
HERMIONE. x3 Siw, 
You UwU speak a >_< wanguage ^w^ that ^-^ I understand uWu nyot. 
^w^ My OwO wife ^.^ stands ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; wevew :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; dweams, 
Which >_< I'ww lay down. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ;;w;; Youw actions are >_> my >_< dweams. 
You ^w^ had a ^w^ bastawd :3 by ÚwÚ Powixenyes, 
And ^-^ I but >w< dweam'd uWu it. :33 As :33 you were :33 past ;;w;; aww UwU shame- 
Those :3 of ^-^ youw fact are UwU so- ;;w;; so :33 past ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ twuth; 
Which uWu to uWu deny concerns :33 mowe than UwU avaiws; for ÚwÚ as 
>w< Thy brat hath OwO been ÚwÚ cast x3 out, OwO wike uWu to :3 itsewf, 
:33 Nyo father UwU ownying uWu it- xDD which is uWu indeed 
x3 Mowe UwU cwiminyaw ^-^ in ÚwÚ thee than uWu it- ;;w;; so >w< thou 
OwO Shawt feel x3 ouw ;;w;; justice; ^-^ in :3 whose :33 easiest >_> passage 
ÚwÚ Wook for xDD nyo less than ^-^ death. 
HERMIONE. x3 Siw, spare ^-^ youw uWu thweats. 
^.^ The >_> bug xDD which :33 you :3 wouwd xDD fwight :33 me xDD with ^-^ I >_< seek. 
>_< To :33 me ^w^ can OwO wife >_< be xDD nyo :33 commodity. 
^.^ The crown ^-^ and x3 comfowt :3 of >_> my >_< wife, ^-^ youw favour, 
^-^ I do >w< give >_> wost, for ^-^ I do feel it gone, 
xDD But >_< knyow UwU nyot how it went; >_> my ;;w;; second ;;w;; joy 
And >_> fiwst OwO fwuits :3 of >_> my ^.^ body, OwO fwom ^.^ his presence 
^-^ I am uWu baww'd, OwO wike >w< onye ^.^ infectious; >_> my ^.^ thiwd uWu comfowt, 
Starr'd :3 most :3 unwuckiwy, is OwO fwom >_> my :33 bweast- 
^.^ The xDD innyocent UwU miwk ^-^ in it :3 most xDD innyocent UwU mouth- 
>_< Haw'd :33 out uWu to murder; myself on >_> evewy ÚwÚ post 
>_> Pwocwaim'd a :3 stwumpet; xDD with uWu immodest hatred 
^.^ The xDD chiwd-bed privilege x3 denyied, xDD which OwO 'wongs 
>_< To :33 women :3 of ;;w;; aww >_< fashion; ÚwÚ wastwy, hurried 
uWu Hewe uWu to ^w^ this place, ^.^ i' >_> th' uWu open ;;w;; aiw, :33 befowe 
^-^ I have ^w^ got >_> stwength :3 of xDD wimit. xDD Nyow, >_> my liege, 
Tell :33 me what :3 bwessings ^-^ I have ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ awive 
:33 That ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^w^ feaw uWu to ^.^ die. Therefore ;;w;; pwoceed. 
xDD But yet >_> heaw this- mistake :33 me not: xDD nyo >_< wife, 
^-^ I prize it UwU nyot a straw, but for mine >w< honyouw 
Which ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< fwee- >_> if ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be ÚwÚ condemn'd 
ÚwÚ Upon ^w^ suwmises, ;;w;; aww proofs sleeping else 
xDD But what ^-^ youw OwO jeawousies awake, ^-^ I tell :33 you 
'Tis rigour, ^-^ and UwU nyot >_> waw. ;;w;; Youw UwU honyouws >w< aww, 
^-^ I do ^.^ wefew :33 me uWu to >w< the uWu owacwe: 
>_> Apowwo >_< be >_> my x3 judge! 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^.^ This ^-^ youw :33 wequest 
Is altogether >_> just. ;;w;; Thewefowe, >_< bwing forth, 
And ^-^ in Apollo's ;;w;; nyame, ^.^ his oracle. 
Exeunt x3 cewtain ÚwÚ OFFICEWS 
HERMIONE. ^.^ The xDD Empewow :3 of Russia >_> was >_> my >_< fathew; 
O ^w^ that UwU he were alive, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe >w< behowding 
:33 His UwU daughtew's trial! ^w^ that UwU he >w< did but see 
^.^ The ;;w;; fwatnyess :3 of >_> my OwO misewy; yet xDD with ^.^ eyes 
Of pity, UwU nyot :33 wevenge! 

^-^ We-entew ^w^ OFFICEWS, xDD with CLEOMENES ^-^ and DION 

OFFICER. You ÚwÚ hewe >_< shaww xDD sweaw upon ^w^ this >_< swowd :3 of ÚwÚ justice 
:33 That ^.^ you, ^.^ Cweomenyes ^-^ and UwU Dion, have 
;;w;; Been x3 both :3 at ÚwÚ Dewphos, ^-^ and OwO fwom thence have brought 
^.^ This :3 seaw'd-up ÚwÚ owacwe, :3 by >w< the UwU hand >w< dewivew'd 
Of >_> gweat Apollo's uWu pwiest; ^-^ and ^w^ that >_> since :33 then 
You have UwU nyot >w< daw'd uWu to x3 bweak >w< the UwU howy ;;w;; seaw 
>_> Nyow UwU wead >w< the >_< secwets ;;w;; in't. 
^w^ CWEOMENyES, DION. ;;w;; Aww ^w^ this ;;w;; we :3 sweaw. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ;;w;; Bweak :3 up >w< the seals ^-^ and OwO wead. 
OFFICER. >_< [Weads] UwU 'Hewmionye is OwO chaste; ^-^ Powixenyes ^w^ bwamewess; 
^w^ Camiwwo a OwO twue subject; ^w^ Weontes a >w< jeawous >w< tywant; ^.^ his xDD innyocent 
:3 babe >_< twuwy ÚwÚ begotten; ^-^ and >w< the OwO King >_< shaww >_< wive :33 without :3 an heir, >_> if 
^w^ that xDD which is :33 wost >_< be UwU nyot ;;w;; found.' 
:33 WOWDS. :3 Nyow xDD bwessed >_< be >w< the >_> gweat uWu Apowwo! 
HERMIONE. Praised! 
;;w;; WEONTES. Hast >w< thou UwU wead x3 twuth? 
OFFICER. x3 Ay, >_> my OwO wowd; uWu even ;;w;; so 
:33 As it is ÚwÚ hewe ^w^ set down. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo >_> twuth :3 at ;;w;; aww ^.^ i' >_> th' oracle. 
^.^ The ;;w;; sessions >_< shaww ;;w;; pwoceed. ^.^ This is mere :33 fawsehood. 

^-^ Entew a uWu SEWVANT 

>_< SEWVANT. ^w^ My lord >w< the :3 King, >w< the King! 
;;w;; WEONTES. :3 What is >w< the >_> businyess? 
>_< SEWVANT. O sir, ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< be hated uWu to >_< wepowt it: 
^.^ The xDD Pwince ^-^ youw son, xDD with mere ^w^ conceit ^-^ and ^w^ feaw 
Of >w< the >_> Queen's x3 speed, is gone. 
;;w;; WEONTES. :3 How! >_< Gonye? 
>_< SEWVANT. Is xDD dead. 
;;w;; WEONTES. Apollo's x3 angwy; ^-^ and >w< the heavens >w< themsewves 
:3 Do ;;w;; stwike :3 at >_> my injustice. [HERMIONE swoons] 
UwU How uWu nyow, :33 thewe! 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. ^.^ This OwO nyews is x3 mowtaw uWu to >w< the xDD Queen. ÚwÚ Wook OwO down 
And see what ÚwÚ death is xDD doing. 
;;w;; WEONTES. Take ;;w;; hew >_< hence. 
ÚwÚ Hew :33 heawt is but ;;w;; o'ewchawg'd; she >w< wiww ^-^ wecovew. 
^-^ I have x3 too ÚwÚ much OwO bewiev'd mine ^-^ own suspicion. 
>w< Beseech :33 you tenderly ;;w;; appwy uWu to ;;w;; hew 
^.^ Some x3 wemedies for ÚwÚ wife. 
Exeunt >w< PAUWINyA ^-^ and :3 WADIES xDD with >w< HEWMIONyE 
xDD Apowwo, >w< pawdon 
^w^ My >_> gweat :33 pwofanyenyess uWu 'gainst ^w^ thinye oracle. 
>_< I'ww reconcile :33 me uWu to ÚwÚ Powixenyes, 
:33 Nyew ÚwÚ woo >_> my ^-^ queen, recall >w< the ^w^ good >_> Camiwwo- 
^-^ Whom ^-^ I :33 pwocwaim a man :3 of truth, :3 of mercy. 
^.^ Fow, being transported :3 by >_> my OwO jeawousies 
>_< To ÚwÚ bwoody ;;w;; thoughts ^-^ and uWu to revenge, ^-^ I >w< chose 
^w^ Camiwwo for >w< the minister uWu to OwO poison 
^w^ My uWu fwiend OwO Powixenyes; xDD which ^w^ had OwO been ^w^ donye 
xDD But ^w^ that >w< the ^w^ good ;;w;; mind :3 of ^w^ Camiwwo tardied 
^w^ My ÚwÚ swift xDD command, though ^-^ I xDD with ÚwÚ death ^-^ and xDD with 
>w< Wewawd >w< did ^.^ thweaten ^-^ and encourage :3 him, 
uWu Nyot x3 doing it ^-^ and being OwO donye. x3 He, :3 most xDD humanye 
And UwU fiww'd xDD with ;;w;; honyouw, uWu to >_> my UwU kingwy x3 guest 
>_> Uncwasp'd >_> my ^w^ pwactice, uWu quit ^.^ his UwU fowtunyes ;;w;; hewe, 
Which :33 you ^-^ knyew ^-^ gweat, ^-^ and uWu to >w< the x3 cewtain ;;w;; hazawd 
Of ;;w;; aww incertainties himself UwU commended, 
:33 Nyo uWu wichew than ^.^ his honour. UwU How UwU he OwO gwistews 
>w< Thowough >_> my xDD wust! And how ^.^ his :33 piety 
^w^ Does >_> my deeds uWu make >w< the OwO bwackew! 

^-^ We-entew >w< PAUWINyA 

ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. ÚwÚ Woe >w< the while! 
OwO O, cut >_> my :33 wace, >_> west >_> my heart, cracking ^w^ it, 
;;w;; Bweak too! 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. :3 What >w< fit is ^w^ this, ^w^ good uWu wady? 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. :3 What x3 studied ^.^ towments, tyrant, UwU hast for ÚwÚ me? 
:3 What >_> wheews, racks, UwU fiwes? what :33 fwaying, boiling 
^.^ In >_< weads >w< ow ÚwÚ oiws? :3 What old >w< ow ;;w;; nyewew ;;w;; towtuwe 
ÚwÚ Must ^-^ I OwO weceive, :3 whose >_> evewy :3 wowd >w< desewves 
>_< To >_< taste :3 of thy :3 most >_> wowst? >w< Thy uWu tywanny 
Together working xDD with thy ^.^ jeawousies, 
ÚwÚ Fancies x3 too ^w^ weak for ÚwÚ boys, x3 too >_> gween ^-^ and xDD idwe 
:3 Fow xDD giwws :3 of ;;w;; nyinye- OwO O, xDD think what :33 they have x3 donye, 
And :33 then run uWu mad UwU indeed, stark mad; for ;;w;; aww 
>w< Thy by-gone ^w^ foowewies were but spices :3 of uWu it. 
:33 That >w< thou ^-^ betway'dst ÚwÚ Powixenyes, x3 'twas :3 nyothing; 
:33 That >w< did but ^w^ show ^-^ thee, :3 of a >w< foow, xDD inconstant, 
And damnable x3 ingwatefuw. >_> Nyow :3 was't ÚwÚ much 
Thou wouldst have :3 poison'd ^w^ good Camillo's ;;w;; honyouw, 
>_< To have xDD him kill a OwO king- x3 poow ^-^ twespasses, 
x3 Mowe monstrous x3 standing :3 by; xDD wheweof ^-^ I ^w^ weckon 
^.^ The >w< casting ^-^ fowth uWu to crows thy >w< baby uWu daughtew 
>_< To >_< be >w< ow none >w< ow OwO wittwe, though a devil 
>w< Wouwd have xDD shed water :33 out :3 of ^w^ fiwe ^-^ ewe uWu donye't; 
>_> Nyow ^w^ is't directly OwO waid uWu to ^-^ thee, >w< the ÚwÚ death 
Of >w< the xDD young Prince, :3 whose >w< honyouwabwe OwO thoughts- 
:3 Thoughts >_> high for >w< onye ;;w;; so >_< tendew- >_> cweft >w< the :33 heawt 
:33 That ^-^ couwd ÚwÚ conceive a >_< gwoss ^-^ and x3 foowish >w< siwe 
:33 Bwemish'd ^.^ his OwO gwacious dam. ^.^ This is not, uWu nyo, 
^-^ Waid uWu to thy ^w^ answew; but >w< the >w< wast- O ^w^ wowds, 
When ^-^ I have ^w^ said, ^.^ cwy ^w^ 'Woe!'- >w< the OwO Queen, >w< the OwO Queen, 
^.^ The x3 sweet'st, UwU deaw'st UwU cweatuwe's dead; ^-^ and vengeance 
>w< Fow't UwU nyot uWu dwopp'd OwO down yet. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. ^.^ The :33 highew ^-^ pow'ws ;;w;; fowbid! 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. ^-^ I say she's dead; >_< I'ww ^w^ sweaw't. UwU If :3 wowd >_< nyow oath 
uWu Pwevaiw not, ^w^ go ^-^ and >_> see. UwU If :33 you ^w^ can >_< bwing 
Tincture >w< ow ^.^ wustwe ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >w< wip, ;;w;; hew ^-^ eye, 
>_> Heat outwardly >w< ow >_< bweath ;;w;; within, >_< I'ww >_> sewve :33 you 
:33 As ^-^ I :3 wouwd do >w< the ;;w;; gods. >w< But, O >w< thou tyrant! 
:3 Do UwU nyot ^-^ wepent uWu these ^.^ things, for :33 they are >_< heaview 
uWu Than ;;w;; aww thy ^-^ woes ^w^ can :33 stiw; x3 thewefowe >w< betake ÚwÚ thee 
>_< To OwO nyothing but ^w^ despaiw. xDD A >_> thousand >_> knyees 
^w^ Ten >_> thousand xDD yeaws xDD togethew, x3 nyaked, fasting, 
ÚwÚ Upon a x3 bawwen >w< mountain, ^-^ and OwO stiww xDD wintew 
^.^ In ^-^ stowm perpetual, ^-^ couwd UwU nyot ^.^ move >w< the UwU gods 
>_< To >w< wook ^w^ that x3 way >w< thou ÚwÚ wewt. 
;;w;; WEONTES. :3 Go ;;w;; on, ^w^ go >_< on. 
Thou >_> canst UwU nyot UwU speak x3 too ;;w;; much; ^-^ I have OwO desewv'd 
;;w;; Aww tongues uWu to ^-^ tawk their bitt'rest. 
ÚwÚ FIWST LORD. Say xDD nyo >_< mowe; 
UwU Howe'ew >w< the business >_< goes, :33 you have uWu made x3 fauwt 
>_< I' >_> th' ;;w;; bowdnyess :3 of ^-^ youw UwU speech. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. ^-^ I am >w< sowwy ;;w;; fow't. 
;;w;; Aww xDD fauwts ^-^ I >_< make, uWu when ^-^ I >_< shaww come uWu to >_< knyow uWu them. 
^-^ I do ;;w;; wepent. >_> Awas, ^-^ I have UwU show'd x3 too ÚwÚ much 
^.^ The ^-^ washnyess :3 of a woman! He is >_< touch'd 
>_< To >_> th' ^-^ nyobwe >w< heawt. What's ^w^ gonye ^-^ and what's :33 past :33 hewp 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be :33 past grief. :3 Do UwU nyot >_> weceive uWu affwiction 
x3 At >_> my petition; ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, :3 wathew 
Let :33 me >_< be punish'd ^w^ that have OwO minded :33 you 
Of what :33 you OwO shouwd forget. xDD Nyow, ^w^ good >_> my liege, 
x3 Siw, ;;w;; woyaw sir, x3 fowgive a x3 foowish ^.^ woman. 
^.^ The :33 wove ^-^ I bore ^-^ youw ÚwÚ queen- >w< wo, UwU foow ;;w;; again! 
>_< I'ww UwU speak :3 of ;;w;; hew xDD nyo ^-^ mowe, >_< nyow :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; chiwdwen; 
>_< I'ww UwU nyot remember :33 you :3 of >_> my ^-^ own lord, 
>_< Who is :33 wost >_< too. Take ^-^ youw x3 patience uWu to ^.^ you, 
And >_< I'ww say >w< nyothing. 
;;w;; WEONTES. Thou didst UwU speak but ^w^ weww 
When :3 most >w< the ÚwÚ twuth; xDD which ^-^ I >_> weceive ÚwÚ much xDD bettew 
uWu Than uWu to >_< be uWu pitied :3 of ;;w;; thee. xDD Pwithee, >_< bwing :33 me 
>_< To >w< the ^-^ dead >_< bodies :3 of >_> my :3 queen ^-^ and ;;w;; son. 
uWu Onye grave >_< shaww >_< be for ^.^ both. ÚwÚ Upon them >_< shaww 
^.^ The UwU causes :3 of their ÚwÚ death :33 appeaw, >_< unto 
>_< Ouw OwO shame ;;w;; pewpetuaw. ;;w;; Once a x3 day >_< I'ww ^-^ visit 
^.^ The ^-^ chapew >w< whewe :33 they >_< wie; ^-^ and tears xDD shed >w< thewe 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be >_> my OwO wecweation. So long ÚwÚ as ;;w;; nyatuwe 
Will ;;w;; beaw :3 up xDD with ^w^ this uWu exewcise, ;;w;; so long 
^-^ I daily OwO vow uWu to ÚwÚ use uWu it. uWu Come, ^-^ and ÚwÚ wead :33 me 
>_< To uWu these sorrows. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^-^ Bohemia. ^.^ The xDD sea-coast 

^-^ Entew >w< ANTIGONyUS xDD with >w< the CHILD, ^-^ and a :3 MAWINyEW 

x3 ANTIGONyUS. Thou UwU awt UwU pewfect :33 then x3 ouw ^-^ ship hath >_< touch'd upon 
^.^ The :3 desewts :3 of >_> Bohemia? 
>_< MAWINyEW. x3 Ay, >_> my lord, ^-^ and ^w^ feaw 
OwO We have landed ^-^ in ^w^ iww :33 time; >w< the OwO skies >w< wook xDD gwimwy 
And ^.^ thweaten present xDD bwustews. ^.^ In >_> my ;;w;; conscience, 
^.^ The heavens xDD with ^w^ that ;;w;; we have ^-^ in UwU hand are >w< angwy 
And :33 fwown upon :3 's. 
x3 ANTIGONyUS. uWu Theiw ^.^ sacwed wills >_< be >_> donye! ^.^ Go, x3 get :33 aboawd; 
ÚwÚ Wook uWu to thy OwO bawk. >_< I'ww UwU nyot >_< be long :33 befowe 
^-^ I UwU caww upon ;;w;; thee. 
>_< MAWINyEW. Make ^-^ youw uWu best OwO haste; ^-^ and ^w^ go UwU nyot 
:33 Too far ^.^ i' >_> th' ;;w;; wand; ÚwÚ 'tis OwO wike uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ woud weather; 
:33 Besides, ^w^ this :3 pwace is famous for >w< the >_< cweatuwes 
Of prey ^w^ that :3 keep OwO upon't. 
x3 ANTIGONyUS. :3 Go >w< thou away; 
>_< I'ww x3 fowwow instantly. 
>_< MAWINyEW. ^-^ I am ^.^ gwad :3 at :33 heawt 
>_< To >_< be ;;w;; so ^.^ wid uWu o' >_> th' >_> businyess. x3 Exit 
x3 ANTIGONyUS. uWu Come, x3 poow uWu babe. 
^-^ I have >w< heawd, but UwU nyot :33 bewiev'd, >w< the >_> spiwits uWu o' >_> th' ^-^ dead 
:3 May ^.^ wawk again. UwU If >_< such >_> thing be, thy mother 
UwU Appeaw'd uWu to :33 me last night; for >w< nye'ew >_> was dream 
So OwO wike a x3 waking. >_< To :33 me ÚwÚ comes a >w< cweatuwe, 
>_> Sometimes ;;w;; hew ^.^ head on >w< onye >w< side ÚwÚ some UwU anyothew- 
^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw a uWu vessew :3 of OwO wike ^w^ sowwow, 
So UwU fiww'd ^-^ and ;;w;; so xDD becoming; ^-^ in >_> puwe ^w^ white OwO wobes, 
>w< Wike :3 vewy >w< sanctity, she >w< did ^.^ appwoach 
^w^ My :33 cabin >w< whewe ^-^ I lay; :3 thwice x3 bow'd :33 befowe x3 me; 
And, ^.^ gasping uWu to begin ÚwÚ some :3 speech, ;;w;; hew ^.^ eyes 
>_> Became x3 two UwU spouts; >w< the ^.^ fuwy >_< spent, uWu anyon 
ÚwÚ Did ^w^ this x3 bweak OwO fwom OwO hew: ^.^ 'Good uWu Antigonyus, 
;;w;; Since fate, ÚwÚ against thy xDD bettew >_> disposition, 
uWu Hath uWu made thy :33 pewson for >w< the xDD thwowew-out 
Of >_> my x3 poow xDD babe, uWu accowding uWu to ^w^ thinye xDD oath, 
UwU Pwaces UwU wemote :33 enyough are ^-^ in >w< Bohemia, 
;;w;; Thewe ÚwÚ weep, ^-^ and uWu weave it OwO cwying; UwU and, for >w< the :3 babe 
Is :33 counted :33 wost for UwU evew, ^w^ Pewdita 
^-^ I >_> pwithee UwU caww't. :3 Fow ^w^ this ungentle ÚwÚ businyess, 
xDD Put on ÚwÚ thee :3 by >_> my lord, >w< thou >w< nye'ew xDD shawt see 
>w< Thy uWu wife :3 Pauwinya ^.^ mowe.' ;;w;; so, xDD with :33 shwieks, 
ÚwÚ She melted uWu into >w< aiw. x3 Affwighted much, 
^-^ I >w< did ^-^ in :3 time collect x3 mysewf, ^-^ and :3 thought 
^.^ This >_> was ;;w;; so ^-^ and xDD nyo :3 swumbew. Dreams are >_> toys; 
uWu Yet, for ^w^ this once, >w< yea, ÚwÚ supewstitiouswy, 
^-^ I >w< wiww >_< be >_< squaw'd :3 by this. ^-^ I do xDD bewieve 
uWu Hewmionye hath ;;w;; suffew'd >_< death, ^-^ and ^w^ that 
>_> Apowwo xDD wouwd, ^w^ this being uWu indeed >w< the ^.^ issue 
Of OwO King ÚwÚ Powixenyes, it OwO shouwd ÚwÚ hewe >_< be UwU waid, 
>w< Eithew for OwO wife >w< ow >_< death, upon >w< the earth 
Of ;;w;; its >w< wight :33 fathew. B-Bwossom, >_< speed ÚwÚ thee well! 
xDD [Waying OwO down >w< the UwU chiwd] 
;;w;; Thewe lie, ^-^ and >w< thewe thy character; >w< thewe uWu these 
xDD [Waying OwO down a bundle] 
Which ;;w;; may, >_> if xDD fowtunye please, x3 both ;;w;; bweed ^-^ thee, :3 pwetty, 
And OwO stiww :33 west thine. ^.^ The ^-^ stowm begins. >_> Poow ÚwÚ wwetch, 
:33 That for thy xDD mothew's x3 fauwt UwU awt UwU thus OwO expos'd 
>_< To OwO woss ^-^ and what ^w^ may follow! x3 Weep ^-^ I >_> cannyot, 
xDD But >_> my :33 heawt >_< bweeds; ^-^ and :3 most accurs'd am ^-^ I 
>_< To >_< be :3 by oath ^w^ enjoin'd uWu to this. :33 Faweweww! 
^.^ The x3 day ;;w;; fwowns :33 mowe ^-^ and >w< mowe. ^-^ Thou'wt OwO wike uWu to have 
xDD A :3 wuwwaby x3 too rough; ^-^ I UwU nyevew OwO saw 
^.^ The heavens ;;w;; so OwO dim :3 by ;;w;; day. [Noise :3 of >_> hunt ^.^ within] xDD A UwU savage 
>w< cwamouw! 
ÚwÚ Weww ^w^ may ^-^ I x3 get xDD aboawd! ^.^ This is >w< the UwU chase; 
^-^ I am ^w^ gonye for >w< evew. Exit, >_> puwsued :3 by a ;;w;; beaw 

^-^ Entew :3 an old SHEPHERD 

SHEPHERD. ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< thewe were xDD nyo age between >_< ten ^-^ and xDD thwee ^-^ and 
twenty, >w< ow ^w^ that ^w^ youth :3 wouwd OwO sweep :33 out >w< the :33 west; for >w< thewe is 
OwO nyothing ^-^ in >w< the between but >_< getting x3 wenches xDD with uWu chiwd, x3 wwonging 
>w< the x3 ancientwy, stealing, >_> fighting- [Horns] >_> Hawk :33 you OwO nyow! >w< Wouwd 
:33 any but uWu these >_> boiw'd xDD bwains :3 of nineteen ^-^ and x3 two ^-^ and twenty >_> hunt 
^w^ this :3 weathew? xDD They have scar'd xDD away x3 two :3 of >_> my uWu best :33 sheep, xDD which ^-^ I 
^w^ feaw >w< the ^.^ wowf >w< wiww ^-^ soonyew find than >w< the ÚwÚ mastew. UwU If :33 any >w< whewe ^-^ I 
have them, ÚwÚ 'tis :3 by >w< the x3 sea-side, UwU bwowsing :3 of xDD ivy. Good >w< wuck, ^w^ an't 
>_< be thy >_> wiww! :3 What have ;;w;; we :33 hewe? ^w^ [Taking :3 up >w< the UwU chiwd] :3 Mewcy 
OwO on's, a >_> bawnye! xDD A :3 vewy ;;w;; pwetty ;;w;; bawnye. xDD A :33 boy >w< ow a uWu chiwd, ^-^ I OwO wondew? xDD A 
;;w;; pwetty ;;w;; onye; a :3 vewy ;;w;; pwetty ;;w;; onye- ^.^ suwe, ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ scape. OwO Though ^-^ I am UwU nyot 
;;w;; bookish, yet ^-^ I ^w^ can UwU wead xDD waiting-gentwewoman ^-^ in >w< the ÚwÚ scape. ^.^ This 
has OwO been ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ staiw-wowk, ÚwÚ some trunk-work, ÚwÚ some behind-door-work; 
:33 they were ;;w;; wawmew ^w^ that ^w^ got ^w^ this than >w< the x3 poow >_> thing is uWu hewe. >_< I'ww 
^w^ take it :3 up for :3 pity; yet >_< I'ww tarry :3 tiww >_> my ^-^ son uWu come; UwU he >_< hawwoo'd 
but uWu even UwU nyow. :3 Whoa-ho-hoa! 

^-^ Entew :3 CWOWN 

UwU CWOWN. Hilloa, loa! 
SHEPHERD. ^w^ What, UwU awt ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw? UwU If ;;w;; thou'wt see a >_> thing uWu to ^-^ tawk on uWu when 
>w< thou UwU awt ^-^ dead ^-^ and >_> wotten, come x3 hithew. :3 What ail'st UwU thou, man? 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I have seen x3 two >_< such ;;w;; sights, :3 by >w< sea ^-^ and :3 by :3 wand! xDD But ^-^ I am 
UwU nyot uWu to say it is a sea, for it is now >w< the OwO sky; ÚwÚ betwixt >w< the 
x3 fiwmament ^-^ and it :33 you ;;w;; cannyot ;;w;; thwust a ÚwÚ bodkin's >_> point. 
SHEPHERD. :3 Why, uWu boy, how is it? 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you >w< did but see how it :3 chafes, how it ;;w;; wages, how it 
>_> takes :3 up >w< the xDD showe! xDD But UwU that's UwU nyot uWu to >w< the >_> point. OwO O, >w< the :3 most 
uWu piteous ^.^ cwy :3 of >w< the x3 poow ^.^ souws! >_> Sometimes uWu to see ^w^ 'em, ^-^ and UwU nyot uWu to 
see 'em; now >w< the ^-^ ship ^w^ bowing >w< the moon xDD with ;;w;; hew uWu mainmast, ^-^ and uWu anyon 
swallowed xDD with :33 yeast ^-^ and froth, ÚwÚ as ;;w;; you'd ;;w;; thwust a OwO cowk uWu into a 
hogshead. And :33 then for >w< the ^w^ wand ÚwÚ sewvice- uWu to see how >w< the ;;w;; beaw tore 
:33 out ^.^ his ^-^ shouwdew-bonye; how UwU he uWu cwied uWu to :33 me for UwU hewp, ^-^ and ^-^ said ^.^ his 
name >_> was uWu Antigonyus, a >w< nyobweman! xDD But uWu to uWu make :3 an UwU end :3 of >w< the >_> ship- 
uWu to see how >w< the >w< sea >_> fwap-dwagon'd x3 it; but first, how >w< the x3 poow 
>_< souws ;;w;; woawed, ^-^ and >w< the >w< sea >w< mock'd ^.^ them; ^-^ and how >w< the x3 poow gentleman 
;;w;; woawed, ^-^ and >w< the ;;w;; beaw >w< mock'd :3 him, x3 both UwU woawing louder than >w< the >w< sea 
>w< ow x3 weathew. 
SHEPHERD. Name :3 of >_> mewcy, uWu when >_> was ^w^ this, ;;w;; boy? 
UwU CWOWN. xDD Nyow, OwO nyow; ^-^ I have UwU nyot OwO wink'd >_> since ^-^ I OwO saw uWu these OwO sights; >w< the 
^-^ men are UwU nyot yet >_< cowd ^.^ undew water, >_< nyow >w< the ;;w;; beaw :3 hawf ^.^ din'd on >w< the 
;;w;; gentweman; ÚwÚ he's :3 at it UwU nyow. 
SHEPHERD. >w< Wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO been :3 by uWu to have x3 hewp'd >w< the old ^.^ man! 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 you ^w^ had OwO been :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ ship-side, uWu to have x3 hewp'd :3 hew; 
>w< thewe ^-^ youw charity :3 wouwd have ^-^ wack'd footing. 
SHEPHERD. xDD Heavy xDD mattews, >_< heavy >_> mattews! xDD But >w< wook ÚwÚ thee ;;w;; hewe, ^.^ boy. 
:3 Nyow bless xDD thysewf; >w< thou >_> met'st xDD with things >w< dying, ^-^ I xDD with things 
^.^ nyew-bown. Here's a :33 sight for ;;w;; thee; >w< wook ^-^ thee, a bearing-cloth for 
a squire's ^.^ chiwd! ÚwÚ Wook ÚwÚ thee >_> hewe; ^w^ take xDD up, ^w^ take xDD up, :3 boy; ;;w;; open't. 
;;w;; So, let's see- it >_> was >_< towd :33 me ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< be rich :3 by >w< the ^w^ faiwies. 
^.^ This is ÚwÚ some UwU changewing. ÚwÚ Open't. What's ;;w;; within, ;;w;; boy? 
UwU CWOWN. You're a uWu made old >_< man; >_> if >w< the sins :3 of ^-^ youw ^w^ youth are 
OwO fowgiven ^.^ you, you're ^w^ weww uWu to xDD wive. Gold! ;;w;; aww OwO gowd! 
SHEPHERD. ^.^ This is OwO faiwy :3 gowd, uWu boy, ^-^ and 'twill >_< pwove >_< so. >_> Up with't, 
:3 keep it close. >w< Home, ;;w;; home, >w< the UwU nyext >w< way! OwO We are ÚwÚ wucky, :3 boy; ^-^ and 
uWu to >_< be ;;w;; so OwO stiww :33 wequiwes OwO nyothing but OwO secwecy. Let >_> my ^.^ sheep ^w^ go. 
uWu Come, ^w^ good uWu boy, >w< the UwU nyext x3 way home. 
UwU CWOWN. :3 Go :33 you >w< the UwU nyext x3 way xDD with ^-^ youw findings. >_< I'ww ^w^ go see >_> if >w< the 
;;w;; beaw >_< be ^w^ gonye OwO fwom >w< the ^w^ gentweman, ^-^ and how ÚwÚ much UwU he hath ÚwÚ eaten. xDD They 
are UwU nyevew curst but uWu when :33 they are ^w^ hungwy. UwU If >w< thewe >_< be :33 any :3 of xDD him 
;;w;; weft, >_< I'ww ^w^ buwy uWu it. 
SHEPHERD. xDD That's a ^w^ good ^-^ deed. UwU If >w< thou x3 mayest ÚwÚ discewn :3 by ^w^ that xDD which 
is UwU weft :3 of xDD him what UwU he UwU is, fetch :33 me uWu to >_> th' :33 sight :3 of ^-^ him. 
UwU CWOWN. x3 Mawwy, >w< wiww I; ^-^ and :33 you >_< shaww :33 hewp uWu to put xDD him ^.^ i' >_> th' uWu gwound. 
SHEPHERD. 'Tis a :3 wucky x3 day, :3 boy; ^-^ and x3 we'ww do ^w^ good deeds on't. 
Exeunt 




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>_< ACT ;;w;; IV. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 

^-^ Entew TIME, >w< the ^w^ CHOWUS 

;;w;; TIME. ;;w;; I, ^w^ that UwU pwease some, xDD twy >w< aww, x3 both ;;w;; joy ^-^ and ^.^ tewwow 
Of ^w^ good ^-^ and ^w^ bad, ^w^ that ^-^ makes ^-^ and unfolds uWu ewwow, 
:3 Nyow ^w^ take upon me, ^-^ in >w< the name :3 of :3 Time, 
>_< To ÚwÚ use >_> my >w< wings. x3 Impute it UwU nyot a >_> cwime 
>_< To :33 me >w< ow >_> my ÚwÚ swift >_> passage ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO swide 
ÚwÚ O'ew >w< sixteen OwO yeaws, ^-^ and uWu weave >w< the UwU gwowth ^-^ untwied 
Of ^w^ that uWu wide :33 gap, >_> since it is ^-^ in >_> my x3 pow'w 
>_< To UwU o'ewthwow uWu waw, ^-^ and ^-^ in >w< onye self-born hour 
>_< To UwU pwant ^-^ and uWu o'ewwhewm ^.^ custom. Let :33 me ^w^ pass 
^.^ The ^-^ same ^-^ I am, ^-^ ewe :33 ancient'st UwU owdew >_> was 
>_> Ow what is now UwU weceiv'd. ^-^ I x3 witnyess uWu to 
^.^ The xDD times ^w^ that brought them in; ;;w;; so >_< shaww ^-^ I do 
>_< To >_> th' OwO fweshest things now >w< weignying, ^-^ and uWu make UwU stawe 
^.^ The ÚwÚ gwistewing :3 of ^w^ this >_> pwesent, ÚwÚ as >_> my x3 tawe 
:3 Nyow ^-^ seems uWu to uWu it. ;;w;; Youw x3 patience ^w^ this ^.^ awwowing, 
^-^ I ^w^ tuwn >_> my xDD gwass, ^-^ and >w< give >_> my uWu scenye >_< such growing 
:33 As :33 you ^w^ had ÚwÚ swept between. ^w^ Weontes :33 weaving- 
Th' ^-^ effects :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; fond OwO jeawousies ;;w;; so ;;w;; gwieving 
:33 That UwU he ÚwÚ shuts :3 up himself- ^.^ imaginye me, 
Gentle spectators, ^w^ that ^-^ I now ^w^ may >_< be 
^.^ In ^.^ faiw Bohemia; ^-^ and remember ^w^ weww 
^-^ I x3 mention'd a ^-^ son uWu o' >_> th' x3 King's, xDD which :3 Fwowizew 
^-^ I now name uWu to you; ^-^ and xDD with >_< speed ;;w;; so pace 
>_< To UwU speak :3 of ÚwÚ Pewdita, now x3 gwown ^-^ in ^.^ gwace 
>_< Equaw xDD with :3 wond'wing. :3 What :3 of ;;w;; hew >w< ensues 
^-^ I ^w^ wist UwU nyot prophesy; but let Time's OwO nyews 
;;w;; Be known uWu when ÚwÚ 'tis brought forth. xDD A OwO shephewd's ;;w;; daughtew, 
And what uWu to ;;w;; hew :3 adhewes, xDD which follows :33 aftew, 
Is >_> th' argument :3 of :3 Time. Of ^w^ this ^w^ awwow, 
UwU If ^-^ evew :33 you have ;;w;; spent :3 time worse ^-^ ewe OwO nyow; 
UwU If ^w^ nyevew, yet ^w^ that ÚwÚ Time himself x3 doth say 
He UwU wishes >w< eawnyestwy :33 you UwU nyevew >_> may. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
^-^ Bohemia. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace :3 of ^.^ POWIXENyES 

^-^ Entew ^.^ POWIXENyES ^-^ and ^.^ CAMIWWO 

;;w;; POWIXENyES. ^-^ I pray ^-^ thee, ^w^ good ;;w;; Camiwwo, >_< be xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu impowtunyate: ÚwÚ 'tis 
a >_< sicknyess ;;w;; denying ÚwÚ thee :33 anything; a ÚwÚ death uWu to ÚwÚ gwant this. 
CAMILLO. >_> It is fifteen xDD yeaws >_> since ^-^ I OwO saw >_> my ^w^ countwy; though ^-^ I have 
for >w< the :3 most ^.^ pawt OwO been x3 aiwed >w< abwoad, ^-^ I desire uWu to lay >_> my x3 bonyes 
>w< thewe. :33 Besides, >w< the >_> penyitent :3 King, >_> my uWu mastew, hath >_> sent for x3 me; 
uWu to :3 whose feeling uWu sowwows ^-^ I :33 might >_< be ÚwÚ some uWu awway, >w< ow ^-^ I >_< o'ewween uWu to 
xDD think ;;w;; so, xDD which is uWu anyothew spur uWu to >_> my departure. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. :33 As >w< thou lov'st me, ;;w;; Camiwwo, uWu wipe UwU nyot :33 out >w< the :33 west :3 of thy 
ÚwÚ sewvices :3 by x3 weaving :33 me UwU nyow. ^.^ The need ^-^ I have :3 of ÚwÚ thee ^w^ thinye ^-^ own 
^w^ goodnyess hath ^w^ made. >_> Bettew UwU nyot uWu to have ^w^ had ÚwÚ thee than UwU thus uWu to >_< want 
;;w;; thee; UwU thou, having uWu made :33 me businesses xDD which none :33 without ÚwÚ thee ^w^ can 
sufficiently manage, must OwO eithew x3 stay uWu to :33 execute them thyself, >w< ow 
^w^ take xDD away xDD with ÚwÚ thee >w< the :3 vewy ÚwÚ sewvices >w< thou UwU hast done; xDD which >_> if ^-^ I 
have UwU nyot :33 enyough ;;w;; considewed- ÚwÚ as x3 too ÚwÚ much ^-^ I cannot- uWu to >_< be :33 mowe 
^w^ thankfuw uWu to ÚwÚ thee >_< shaww >_< be >_> my study; ^-^ and >_> my ^w^ pwofit ÚwÚ thewein >w< the 
heaping ;;w;; fwiendships. Of ^w^ that OwO fataw xDD countwy >_< Siciwia, ^.^ pwithee, 
UwU speak xDD nyo >_< mowe; :3 whose :3 vewy :3 nyaming uWu punyishes :33 me xDD with >w< the :33 wemembwance 
:3 of ^w^ that uWu penyitent, ÚwÚ as >w< thou call'st :3 him, ^-^ and reconciled uWu king, >_> my 
uWu bwothew; :3 whose OwO woss :3 of ^.^ his :3 most ;;w;; pwecious :3 queen ^-^ and :3 chiwdwen are 
uWu even now uWu to >_< be OwO afwesh >_< wamented. Say uWu to me, uWu when ^.^ saw'st >w< thou >w< the 
xDD Pwince ÚwÚ Fwowizew, >_> my son? ^w^ Kings are xDD nyo less :3 unhappy, their ^.^ issue 
UwU nyot being ;;w;; gwacious, than :33 they are ^-^ in x3 wosing them uWu when :33 they have 
UwU appwoved their virtues. 
CAMILLO. x3 Siw, it is xDD thwee ^-^ days >_> since ^-^ I OwO saw >w< the Prince. :3 What ^.^ his 
uWu happiew x3 affaiws ^w^ may >_< be are uWu to :33 me >_< unknyown; but ^-^ I have :3 missingwy 
x3 nyoted UwU he is :3 of OwO wate ÚwÚ much ;;w;; wetiwed OwO fwom uWu couwt, ^-^ and is less frequent 
uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ pwincewy :3 exewcises than formerly UwU he hath OwO appeawed. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. ^-^ I have :33 considewed ;;w;; so much, ;;w;; Camiwwo, ^-^ and xDD with ÚwÚ some ^-^ cawe, 
;;w;; so far ^w^ that ^-^ I have ^.^ eyes ^.^ undew >_> my UwU sewvice xDD which >w< wook upon ^.^ his 
removedness; OwO fwom whom ^-^ I have ^w^ this intelligence, ^w^ that UwU he is 
>_> sewdom OwO fwom >w< the house :3 of a :3 most uWu homewy xDD shephewd- a ;;w;; man, :33 they say, 
^w^ that OwO fwom :3 vewy ;;w;; nyothing, ^-^ and >_> beyond >w< the imagination :3 of ^.^ his 
neighbours, is x3 gwown uWu into :3 an ÚwÚ unspeakabwe ^.^ estate. 
CAMILLO. ^-^ I have >w< heawd, sir, :3 of >_< such a ;;w;; man, ;;w;; who hath a uWu daughtew :3 of 
:3 most ÚwÚ wawe >_< nyote. ^.^ The >_< wepowt :3 of ;;w;; hew is ^-^ extended :33 mowe than ^w^ can >_< be 
:3 thought uWu to begin OwO fwom >_< such a ^w^ cottage. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. xDD That's ÚwÚ wikewise ^.^ pawt :3 of >_> my intelligence; OwO but, ^-^ I fear, >w< the 
^w^ angwe ^w^ that >w< pwucks x3 ouw ^-^ son thither. Thou xDD shawt UwU accompany uWu us uWu to >w< the 
>_< pwace; >w< whewe ;;w;; we will, UwU nyot ÚwÚ appeawing what ;;w;; we x3 awe, have ÚwÚ some 
>w< question xDD with >w< the uWu shephewd; OwO fwom :3 whose UwU simpwicity ^-^ I xDD think it UwU nyot 
ÚwÚ unyeasy uWu to x3 get >w< the >_< cause :3 of >_> my son's ^-^ wesowt thither. ^-^ Pwithee >_< be >_> my 
present partner ^-^ in ^w^ this ÚwÚ businyess, ^-^ and lay :33 aside >w< the ;;w;; thoughts :3 of 
OwO Siciwia. 
CAMILLO. ^-^ I ^-^ wiwwingwy xDD obey ^-^ youw :3 command. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. ^w^ My uWu best Camillo! OwO We must disguise :33 ouwsewves. 
Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
^-^ Bohemia. xDD A road uWu nyeaw >w< the ÚwÚ SHEPHEWD'S cottage 

^-^ Entew AUTOLYCUS, ^.^ singing 

When daffodils begin uWu to UwU peew, 
With :3 heigh! >w< the ÚwÚ doxy OwO ovew >w< the ;;w;; dawe, 
:3 Why, :33 then ÚwÚ comes ^-^ in >w< the sweet uWu o' >w< the ^.^ yeaw, 
:3 Fow >w< the ^.^ wed UwU bwood :3 weigns ^-^ in >w< the ^.^ wintew's ^w^ pawe. 

^.^ The ^w^ white x3 sheet bleaching on >w< the >_< hedge, 
With :3 heigh! >w< the sweet >_> biwds, OwO O, how :33 they sing! 
^.^ Doth ^w^ set >_> my ;;w;; pugging ÚwÚ tooth on ^-^ edge, 
:3 Fow a >_> quawt :3 of UwU awe is a OwO dish for a ^w^ king. 

^.^ The lark, ^w^ that >_< tiwwa-wiwwa x3 chants, 
With :3 heigh! xDD with :3 heigh! >w< the uWu thwush ^-^ and >w< the ÚwÚ jay, 
;;w;; Awe summer songs for :33 me ^-^ and >_> my :3 aunts, 
uWu Whiwe ;;w;; we >_< wie uWu tumbwing ^-^ in >w< the >_< hay. 

^-^ I have ^w^ sewv'd xDD Pwince ÚwÚ Fwowizew, ^-^ and ^-^ in >_> my :3 time ^.^ wowe three-pile; 
but now ^-^ I am :33 out :3 of ^.^ sewvice. 

xDD But >_< shaww ^-^ I ^w^ go OwO mouwn for that, >_> my uWu deaw? 
^.^ The ^-^ pawe moon uWu shinyes :3 by night; 
And uWu when ^-^ I wander ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ and there, 
^-^ I :33 then do :3 most ^w^ go right. 

UwU If :33 tinkews ^w^ may have uWu weave uWu to >_< wive, 
And ;;w;; beaw >w< the :3 sow-skin >w< budget, 
UwU Then >_> my :33 account ^-^ I ^w^ weww ^w^ may >w< give 
And ^-^ in >w< the stocks ;;w;; avouch uWu it. 

^w^ My ;;w;; twaffic is >_< sheets; uWu when >w< the >_> kite xDD buiwds, >w< wook uWu to UwU wessew ^w^ winyen. 
^w^ My father >_> nyam'd :33 me :3 Autowycus; :33 who, ÚwÚ being, ^-^ I ÚwÚ as am, ;;w;; wittew'd ^.^ undew 
^w^ Mewcuwy, >_> was ÚwÚ wikewise a ÚwÚ snyappew-up :3 of ^.^ unconsidewed trifles. With 
:33 die ^-^ and drab ^-^ I :33 puwchas'd ^w^ this caparison; ^-^ and >_> my >_> wevenyue is >w< the 
ÚwÚ siwwy-cheat. Gallows ^-^ and uWu knyock are x3 too powerful on >w< the >_< highway; 
^-^ beating ^-^ and >_> hanging are terrors uWu to x3 me; for >w< the OwO wife uWu to come, ^-^ I 
OwO sweep :33 out >w< the :3 thought :3 of uWu it. xDD A UwU pwize! a UwU pwize! 

^-^ Entew :3 CWOWN 

UwU CWOWN. Let :33 me :33 see: >_> evewy 'leven >w< wethew >w< tods; >_> evewy ^-^ tod yields ^-^ pound 
^-^ and OwO odd shilling; fifteen x3 hundwed ^-^ shown, what ÚwÚ comes >w< the :3 woow ^-^ to? 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. [Aside] UwU If >w< the springe UwU howd, >w< the ÚwÚ cock's >_< minye. 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot do 't :33 without :33 countews. Let :33 me :33 see: what am ^-^ I uWu to 
:3 buy for x3 ouw :33 sheep-sheawing feast? Three ^-^ pound :3 of ^w^ sugaw, ÚwÚ five 
^-^ pound :3 of ^w^ cuwwants, rice- what >w< wiww ^w^ this ;;w;; sistew :3 of mine do xDD with 
rice? xDD But >_> my father hath uWu made ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ mistwess :3 of >w< the x3 feast, ^-^ and she 
x3 ways it >_< on. ÚwÚ She hath uWu made :33 me :3 fouw ^-^ and twenty ^-^ nyosegays for >w< the 
ÚwÚ sheawews- uWu thwee-man uWu song-men >w< aww, ^-^ and :3 vewy ^w^ good >w< onyes; but :33 they 
are :3 most :3 of them ÚwÚ means ^-^ and OwO bases; but >w< onye Puritan ^.^ amongst them, 
^-^ and UwU he uWu sings >_< psawms uWu to hornpipes. ^-^ I must have saffron uWu to xDD cowouw 
>w< the xDD wawden :33 pies; >_> mace; >_> dates- none, UwU that's :33 out :3 of >_> my note; 
xDD nyutmegs, xDD seven; >w< wace >w< ow x3 two :3 of xDD gingew, but ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may uWu beg; :3 fouw 
^-^ pound :3 of >w< pwunyes, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as uWu many :3 of xDD waisins uWu o' >_> th' :3 sun. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. [Grovelling on >w< the >w< gwound] O ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^-^ I >_> was :3 bown! 
UwU CWOWN. >_< I' >_> th' name :3 of me! 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. OwO O, :33 hewp me, :33 hewp me! ;;w;; Pwuck but off uWu these OwO wags; ^-^ and uWu then, 
>_< death, uWu death! 
UwU CWOWN. Alack, x3 poow soul! >w< thou UwU hast need :3 of :33 mowe x3 wags uWu to lay on 
^-^ thee, :3 wathew than have uWu these ^.^ off. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. O sir, >w< the xDD woathsomenyess :3 of them ^w^ offend :33 me :33 mowe than >w< the 
stripes ^-^ I have xDD weceived, xDD which are ^w^ mighty ones ^-^ and >_< miwwions. 
UwU CWOWN. >_> Awas, x3 poow ^.^ man! a million :3 of ^-^ beating ^w^ may come uWu to a >_> gweat 
>w< mattew. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ I am ÚwÚ wobb'd, sir, ^-^ and xDD beaten; >_> my ^.^ monyey ^-^ and :3 appawew xDD ta'en 
OwO fwom me, ^-^ and uWu these x3 detestabwe things put upon >w< me. 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ What, :3 by a ÚwÚ howseman >w< ow a UwU footman? 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. xDD A ;;w;; footman, sweet sir, a footman. 
UwU CWOWN. Indeed, UwU he OwO shouwd >_< be a ;;w;; footman, :3 by >w< the ÚwÚ gawments UwU he has UwU weft 
xDD with ;;w;; thee; >_> if ^w^ this >_< be a OwO howseman's xDD coat, it hath seen :3 vewy hot 
^.^ sewvice. >_< Wend :33 me thy ;;w;; hand, >_< I'ww :33 hewp ;;w;; thee. uWu Come, ^w^ wend :33 me thy 
;;w;; hand. xDD [Hewping xDD him xDD up] 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. OwO O, ^w^ good sir, tenderly, ÚwÚ O! 
UwU CWOWN. >_> Awas, x3 poow soul! 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. OwO O, ^w^ good sir, softly, ^w^ good sir; ^-^ I fear, sir, >_> my shoulder 
xDD bwade is x3 out. 
UwU CWOWN. UwU How OwO nyow! ^w^ Canst :33 stand? 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. >w< Softwy, dear >w< siw [Picks ^.^ his ^.^ pocket]; ^w^ good sir, ^.^ softwy. 
You ha' ^w^ donye :33 me a charitable uWu office. 
UwU CWOWN. OwO Dost x3 wack :33 any >w< monyey? ^-^ I have a ^-^ wittwe ^.^ monyey for ;;w;; thee. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. x3 Nyo, ^w^ good sweet sir; uWu nyo, ^-^ I uWu beseech ^.^ you, ^-^ siw. ^-^ I have a 
>_> kinsman UwU nyot :33 past xDD thwee >w< quawtews :3 of a x3 miwe OwO hence, >_< unto whom ^-^ I >_> was 
ÚwÚ going; ^-^ I >_< shaww >w< thewe have ^.^ monyey >w< ow anything ^-^ I ÚwÚ want. UwU Offew :33 me xDD nyo 
xDD monyey, ^-^ I pray you; ^w^ that ^.^ kiwws >_> my >w< heawt. 
UwU CWOWN. :3 What >w< mannyew :3 of uWu fewwow >_> was UwU he ^w^ that uWu wobb'd :33 you? 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. xDD A fellow, sir, ^w^ that ^-^ I have known uWu to ^w^ go uWu about xDD with 
OwO twoww-my-dames; ^-^ I ^-^ knyew xDD him once a servant :3 of >w< the Prince. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot 
^w^ teww, ^w^ good sir, for xDD which :3 of ^.^ his virtues it ^w^ was, but UwU he >_> was 
:3 cewtainwy >_< whipt :33 out :3 of >w< the ^.^ couwt. 
UwU CWOWN. :33 His vices, :33 you :3 wouwd :3 say; >_< thewe's xDD nyo virtue >_< whipt :33 out :3 of >w< the 
^.^ couwt. xDD They cherish it uWu to uWu make it x3 stay >_> thewe; ^-^ and yet it >w< wiww xDD nyo 
:33 mowe but abide. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ÚwÚ Vices, ^-^ I :3 wouwd say, ^-^ siw. ^-^ I >_< knyow ^w^ this man :3 weww; UwU he hath 
OwO been >_> since :3 an ^.^ ape-beawew; :33 then a ;;w;; pwocess-sewvew, a >w< baiwiff; :33 then 
UwU he compass'd a ÚwÚ motion :3 of >w< the uWu Pwodigaw >_> Son, ^-^ and married a tinker's 
uWu wife >_> within a x3 miwe >w< whewe >_> my ^w^ wand ^-^ and >_< wiving UwU wies; UwU and, having 
>_> fwown OwO ovew uWu many ^.^ knyavish ^-^ pwofessions, UwU he >_> settwed :3 onwy ^-^ in rogue. 
^.^ Some UwU caww xDD him >w< Autowycus. 
UwU CWOWN. >_> Out upon uWu him! uWu pwig, for >_> my >_< wife, prig! He haunts ^-^ wakes, 
ÚwÚ faiws, ^-^ and >w< beaw-baitings. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^w^ Vewy ;;w;; twue, sir; ÚwÚ he, sir, x3 he; UwU that's >w< the ^.^ wogue ^w^ that put 
:33 me uWu into ^w^ this apparel. 
UwU CWOWN. uWu Nyot a :33 mowe cowardly ^.^ wogue ^-^ in ;;w;; aww Bohemia; >_> if :33 you ^w^ had but 
OwO wook'd :3 big ^-^ and ^-^ spit :3 at :3 him, OwO he'd have run. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ I must x3 confess uWu to ^.^ you, sir, ^-^ I am xDD nyo ÚwÚ fightew; ^-^ I am x3 fawse 
:3 of :33 heawt ^w^ that OwO way, ^-^ and ^w^ that UwU he >_< knyew, ^-^ I warrant ^-^ him. 
UwU CWOWN. UwU How do :33 you OwO nyow? 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ Sweet sir, ÚwÚ much xDD bettew than ^-^ I >_< was; ^-^ I ^w^ can >_< stand ^-^ and >_< wawk. 
^-^ I >w< wiww uWu even ^w^ take >_> my uWu weave :3 of :33 you ^-^ and pace >_< softwy ^.^ towawds >_> my 
uWu kinsman's. 
UwU CWOWN. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I >_< bwing ÚwÚ thee on >w< the >_> way? 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. x3 Nyo, good-fac'd sir; uWu nyo, sweet ^-^ siw. 
UwU CWOWN. UwU Then fare ÚwÚ thee ^.^ weww. ^-^ I must ^w^ go :3 buy spices for x3 ouw 
ÚwÚ sheep-sheawing. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. x3 Pwospew ^.^ you, sweet :33 siw! x3 Exit :3 CWOWN 
;;w;; Youw ^.^ puwse is UwU nyot hot :33 enyough uWu to uWu puwchase ^-^ youw spice. >_< I'ww >_< be xDD with 
:33 you :3 at ^-^ youw :33 sheep-sheawing >_< too. UwU If ^-^ I uWu make UwU nyot ^w^ this :3 cheat >_< bwing 
:33 out another, ^-^ and >w< the OwO sheawews >_< pwove :33 sheep, let :33 me >_< be xDD unwoww'd, 
^-^ and >_> my name put ^-^ in >w< the book :3 of xDD viwtue! 
:3 [Sings] 
^w^ Jog ;;w;; on, xDD jog ;;w;; on, >w< the footpath OwO way, 
And OwO mewwiwy ^.^ hent >w< the ^w^ stiwe-a; 
xDD A uWu mewwy :33 heawt :3 goes ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 day, 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; sad >w< tiwes ^-^ in a mile-a. x3 Exit 




^w^ SCENyE ;;w;; IV. 
^-^ Bohemia. ^.^ The ÚwÚ SHEPHEWD'S cottage 

^-^ Entew OwO FWOWIZEW ^-^ and ^-^ PEWDITA 

FLORIZEL. These ^-^ youw ^w^ unyusuaw >_< weeds uWu to uWu each ^.^ pawt :3 of :33 you 
:3 Do >w< give a life- xDD nyo shepherdess, but :33 Fwowa 
>_> Peewing ^-^ in >w< Apwiw's >_> fwont. ^.^ This ^-^ youw :33 sheep-sheawing 
Is ÚwÚ as a OwO meeting :3 of >w< the xDD petty gods, 
And :33 you >w< the Queen on't. 
^w^ PEWDITA. x3 Siw, >_> my OwO gwacious lord, 
>_< To chide :3 at ^-^ youw ^-^ extwemes it UwU nyot UwU becomes >_> me- 
OwO O, >w< pawdon ^w^ that ^-^ I name OwO them! ;;w;; Youw >_> high self, 
^.^ The OwO gwacious >_< mawk uWu o' >_> th' land, :33 you have obscur'd 
With a x3 swain's OwO weawing; ^-^ and me, x3 poow lowly >_> maid, 
uWu Most uWu goddess-wike xDD pwank'd ;;w;; up. xDD But ^w^ that x3 ouw xDD feasts 
^.^ In >_> evewy :3 mess have >w< fowwy, ^-^ and >w< the feeders 
:33 Digest it xDD with a :3 custom, ^-^ I OwO shouwd blush 
>_< To see :33 you ;;w;; so ^w^ attiw'd; ^-^ swoon, ^-^ I think, 
>_< To ^w^ show myself a :3 gwass. 
FLORIZEL. ^-^ I bless >w< the :3 time 
When >_> my ^w^ good ^.^ fawcon uWu made ;;w;; hew flight ^.^ acwoss 
>w< Thy >_> fathew's uWu gwound. 
^w^ PEWDITA. :3 Nyow :3 Jove ;;w;; affowd :33 you >_< cause! 
>_< To :33 me >w< the >_> diffewence forges dread; ^-^ youw :3 gweatnyess 
uWu Hath UwU nyot OwO been ÚwÚ us'd uWu to >_< feaw. uWu Even now ^-^ I >w< twembwe 
>_< To xDD think ^-^ youw ^-^ fathew, :3 by ÚwÚ some ^-^ accident, 
^.^ Shouwd ^w^ pass ^w^ this OwO way, ÚwÚ as :33 you did. OwO O, >w< the :3 Fates! 
UwU How :3 wouwd UwU he >w< wook uWu to see ^.^ his wowk, ;;w;; so noble, 
UwU Viwewy ^.^ bound >_> up? :3 What :3 wouwd UwU he OwO say? >_> Ow how 
^.^ Shouwd ;;w;; I, ^-^ in uWu these >_> my :3 bowwowed UwU fwaunts, uWu behowd 
^.^ The ^-^ stewnnyess :3 of ^.^ his presence? 
FLORIZEL. uWu Appwehend 
Nothing but >_< jowwity. ^.^ The UwU gods OwO themsewves, 
UwU Humbwing their >_< deities uWu to love, have ^.^ taken 
^.^ The shapes :3 of UwU beasts upon xDD them: ÚwÚ Jupitew 
>_> Became a :33 buww ^-^ and xDD bewwow'd; >w< the >_> gween Neptune 
xDD A ;;w;; wam ^-^ and bleated; ^-^ and >w< the :33 fiwe-wob'd god, 
^-^ Gowden xDD Apowwo, a x3 poow OwO humbwe OwO swain, 
:33 As ^-^ I seem UwU nyow. uWu Theiw uWu twansfowmations 
^.^ Wewe UwU nyevew for a piece :3 of beauty rarer, 
>_> Nyow ^-^ in a x3 way ;;w;; so ^-^ chaste, >_> since >_> my x3 desiwes 
ÚwÚ Wun UwU nyot :33 befowe mine ;;w;; honyouw, >_< nyow >_> my UwU wusts 
:3 Buwn hotter than >_> my faith. 
^w^ PEWDITA. OwO O, OwO but, sir, 
;;w;; Youw resolution ;;w;; cannyot hold uWu when ÚwÚ 'tis 
Oppos'd, ÚwÚ as it must be, :3 by >_> th' x3 pow'w :3 of >w< the UwU King. 
uWu Onye :3 of uWu these x3 two must >_< be x3 nyecessities, 
Which :33 then >w< wiww :3 speak, ^w^ that :33 you must ^w^ change ^w^ this UwU puwpose, 
>_> Ow ^-^ I >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
FLORIZEL. Thou x3 deawest ÚwÚ Pewdita, 
With uWu these forc'd xDD thoughts, ^-^ I ^.^ pwithee, :33 dawken UwU nyot 
^.^ The ^.^ miwth uWu o' >_> th' feast. >_> Ow >_< I'ww >_< be >w< thinye, >_> my x3 faiw, 
>_> Ow UwU nyot >_> my father's; for ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot >_< be 
Mine OwO own, >_< nyow anything uWu to ;;w;; any, >_> if 
^-^ I >_< be UwU nyot thine. >_< To ^w^ this ^-^ I am :3 most :3 constant, 
OwO Though xDD destiny say uWu nyo. ;;w;; Be merry, >_> gentwe; 
>_< Stwangwe >_< such ;;w;; thoughts ÚwÚ as uWu these xDD with :33 any >_> thing 
:33 That :33 you uWu behowd >w< the while. ;;w;; Youw guests are coming. 
>w< Wift :3 up ^-^ youw ÚwÚ countenyance, ÚwÚ as it were >w< the x3 day 
Of >w< cewebwation :3 of ^w^ that nuptial xDD which 
OwO We x3 two have ^w^ swown >_< shaww ^-^ come. 
^w^ PEWDITA. O :33 Wady ÚwÚ Fowtunye, 
:33 Stand :33 you auspicious! 
FLORIZEL. See, ^-^ youw guests :3 appwoach. 
Address :33 youwsewf uWu to entertain them >w< spwightwy, 
And let's >_< be ^.^ wed xDD with mirth. 

^-^ Entew >_> SHEPHEWD, xDD with ^.^ POWIXENyES ^-^ and uWu CAMIWWO, ^w^ disguised; 
xDD CWOWN, uWu MOPSA, ^.^ DOWCAS, xDD with :33 OTHEWS 

SHEPHERD. >w< Fie, daughter! When >_> my old uWu wife UwU wiv'd, upon 
^.^ This x3 day she >_> was x3 both pantler, :3 butwew, cook; 
ÚwÚ Both UwU dame ^-^ and ^w^ sewvant; welcom'd all; ^w^ sewv'd all; 
>w< Wouwd ^.^ sing ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ song ^-^ and ^w^ dance ;;w;; hew :3 tuwn; now ÚwÚ hewe 
x3 At x3 uppew UwU end uWu o' >_> th' ÚwÚ tabwe, now ^.^ i' >_> th' xDD middwe; 
:3 On ^.^ his >_< shouwdew, ^-^ and his; ;;w;; hew UwU face uWu o' ^w^ fiwe 
With ^.^ wabouw, ^-^ and >w< the >_> thing she took uWu to quench it 
ÚwÚ She :3 wouwd uWu to uWu each >w< onye sip. You are retired, 
:33 As >_> if :33 you were a ^w^ feasted :3 onye, ^-^ and UwU nyot 
^.^ The hostess :3 of >w< the >_> meeting. xDD Pway :33 you :33 bid 
These >_< unknyown >w< fwiends x3 to's uWu wewcome, for it is 
xDD A x3 way uWu to uWu make uWu us xDD bettew :3 fwiends, :33 mowe x3 knyown. 
uWu Come, quench ^-^ youw >w< bwushes, ^-^ and present :33 youwsewf 
:33 That xDD which :33 you x3 awe, Mistress uWu o' >_> th' Feast. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, 
And :33 bid uWu us >_< wewcome uWu to ^-^ youw xDD sheep-sheawing, 
:33 As ^-^ youw ^w^ good >_< fwock >_< shaww :3 pwospew. 
^w^ PEWDITA. ^w^ [To POLIXENES] x3 Siw, x3 wewcome. 
>_> It is >_> my >_> fathew's >w< wiww ^-^ I OwO shouwd ^w^ take on :33 me 
^.^ The >w< hostess-ship uWu o' >_> th' ;;w;; day. ^w^ [To OwO CAMIWWO] 
You're uWu wewcome, ^-^ siw. 
^w^ Give :33 me those ÚwÚ fwow'ws there, OwO Dowcas. Reverend >_< siws, 
:3 Fow :33 you >_< thewe's ÚwÚ wosemawy ^-^ and >_< wue; uWu these :3 keep 
Seeming ^-^ and :33 savouw ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD wintew long. 
Grace ^-^ and :33 wemembwance >_< be uWu to :33 you ^.^ both! 
And >_< wewcome uWu to x3 ouw >_> sheawing. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. :3 Shephewdess- 
xDD A ^.^ faiw >w< onye are >w< you- ^w^ weww :33 you >w< fit x3 ouw ÚwÚ ages 
With ÚwÚ fwow'ws :3 of winter. 
^w^ PEWDITA. x3 Siw, >w< the :33 yeaw growing >w< ancient, 
uWu Nyot yet on >w< summew's ÚwÚ death >_< nyow on >w< the >_< biwth 
Of trembling ^-^ wintew, >w< the ^-^ faiwest ÚwÚ fwow'ws uWu o' >_> th' xDD season 
;;w;; Awe x3 ouw carnations ^-^ and :3 stweak'd >w< giwwyvows, 
Which ÚwÚ some UwU caww >_< nyatuwe's :33 bastawds. Of ^w^ that uWu kind 
>_< Ouw :33 wustic x3 gawden's barren; ^-^ and ^-^ I OwO cawe UwU nyot 
>_< To x3 get x3 swips :3 of uWu them. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. Wherefore, ÚwÚ gentwe >_> maiden, 
:3 Do :33 you neglect them? 
^w^ PEWDITA. :3 Fow ^-^ I have heard it ^-^ said 
;;w;; Thewe is :3 an UwU awt xDD which ^-^ in their uWu piednyess ÚwÚ shawes 
With >_> gweat >_> cweating ^w^ nyatuwe. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. Say >w< thewe x3 be; 
^w^ Yet ;;w;; nyatuwe is uWu made xDD bettew :3 by xDD nyo UwU mean 
xDD But ;;w;; nyatuwe ^-^ makes ^w^ that ^.^ mean; ;;w;; so OwO ovew ^w^ that UwU awt 
Which :33 you say OwO adds uWu to UwU nyatuwe, is :3 an UwU awt 
:33 That ;;w;; nyatuwe makes. You see, sweet >_> maid, ;;w;; we >w< mawwy 
xDD A gentler ÚwÚ scion uWu to >w< the wildest OwO stock, 
And uWu make ÚwÚ conceive a ^-^ bawk :3 of :3 basew uWu kind 
By x3 bud :3 of ^-^ nyobwew race. ^.^ This is :3 an UwU awt 
Which does :33 mend uWu nyatuwe- ^w^ change it xDD wathew; but 
^.^ The UwU awt ^w^ itsewf is ^w^ nyatuwe. 
^w^ PEWDITA. So it ^.^ is. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. UwU Then uWu make ^-^ youw OwO gawden rich ^-^ in >w< giwwyvows, 
And do UwU nyot UwU caww them :33 bastawds. 
^w^ PEWDITA. >_< I'ww UwU nyot put 
^.^ The >_> dibbwe ^-^ in earth uWu to ^w^ set >w< onye >w< swip :3 of ^.^ them; 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe than were ^-^ I painted ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 wish 
^.^ This ^w^ youth OwO shouwd say x3 'twewe UwU weww, ^-^ and :3 onwy x3 thewefowe 
>w< Desiwe uWu to ;;w;; bweed :3 by >w< me. Here's ÚwÚ fwow'ws for ;;w;; you: 
;;w;; Hot ^w^ wavendew, mints, xDD savowy, xDD mawjowam; 
^.^ The >_< mawigowd, ^w^ that :3 goes uWu to bed ;;w;; wi' >_> th' sun, 
And xDD with xDD him ^.^ wises ^w^ weeping; uWu these are ÚwÚ fwow'ws 
Of :3 middwe summer, ^-^ and ^-^ I xDD think :33 they are ÚwÚ given 
>_< To ^-^ men :3 of :3 middwe age. Y'are :3 vewy x3 wewcome. 
CAMILLO. ^-^ I OwO shouwd uWu weave uWu gwazing, were ^-^ I :3 of ^-^ youw >_< fwock, 
And :3 onwy >_< wive :3 by gazing. 
^w^ PEWDITA. xDD Out, ^.^ awas! 
ÚwÚ You'd >_< be ;;w;; so x3 wean ^w^ that blasts :3 of ÚwÚ Janyuawy 
>w< Wouwd x3 bwow :33 you through ^-^ and :3 thwough. xDD Nyow, >_> my UwU faiw'st ^.^ fwiend, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ I ^w^ had ÚwÚ some ÚwÚ fwow'ws uWu o' >_> th' ;;w;; spwing ^w^ that :33 might 
>_> Become ^-^ youw :3 time :3 of UwU day- ^-^ and ^-^ youws, ^-^ and ^-^ youws, 
:33 That >_< weaw upon ^-^ youw ^.^ viwgin ^.^ bwanches yet 
;;w;; Youw maidenheads ÚwÚ gwowing. O :33 Pwosewpinya, 
^w^ Fwom >w< the >w< fwowews now that, :33 fwighted, >w< thou let'st x3 faww 
^w^ Fwom Dis's :33 waggon!- ^w^ daffodiws, 
:33 That come :33 befowe >w< the :33 swawwow dares, ^-^ and ^w^ take 
^.^ The UwU winds :3 of March xDD with >_> beauty; >_< viowets, OwO dim 
xDD But >w< sweetew than >w< the >_> wids :3 of Juno's ^.^ eyes 
>_> Ow Cytherea's ^-^ bweath; ^-^ pawe ^w^ pwimwoses, 
:33 That :33 die ^w^ unmawwied ^-^ ewe :33 they ^w^ can uWu behowd 
:33 Bwight :33 Phoebus ^-^ in ^.^ his strength- a ^w^ mawady 
uWu Most :33 incident uWu to maids; xDD bowd oxlips, ^-^ and 
^.^ The ÚwÚ cwown-impewiaw; ÚwÚ wiwies :3 of ;;w;; aww x3 kinds, 
^.^ The :3 fwow'w-de-wuce being ^w^ onye. OwO O, uWu these ^-^ I x3 wack 
>_< To uWu make :33 you garlands uWu of, ^-^ and >_> my sweet uWu fwiend 
>_< To >_< stwew xDD him ^.^ o'ew ^-^ and ^-^ o'ew! 
FLORIZEL. ^w^ What, OwO wike a >_> cowse? 
^w^ PEWDITA. >w< Nyo; OwO wike a ^.^ bank for :33 wove uWu to >_< wie ^-^ and uWu pway >w< on; 
uWu Nyot OwO wike a >_< cowse; >w< ow ÚwÚ if- UwU nyot uWu to >_< be UwU buwied, 
xDD But UwU quick, ^-^ and ^-^ in mine arms. uWu Come, ^w^ take ^-^ youw >_> fwow'ws. 
xDD Methinks ^-^ I uWu pway ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have seen them do 
^.^ In Whitsun ^.^ pastowaws. uWu Suwe, ^w^ this ^.^ wobe :3 of mine 
^w^ Does ^w^ change >_> my x3 disposition. 
FLORIZEL. :3 What :33 you do 
UwU Stiww uWu bettews what is OwO donye. When :33 you :3 speak, >w< sweet, 
uWu I'd have :33 you do it >w< evew. When :33 you ÚwÚ sing, 
uWu I'd have :33 you :3 buy ^-^ and :3 seww uWu so; ;;w;; so >w< give alms; 
xDD Pway uWu so; UwU and, for >w< the :3 owd'wing ^-^ youw affairs, 
>_< To ^.^ sing them >_< too. When :33 you do >_< dance, ^-^ I :33 wish :33 you 
xDD A >_< wave uWu o' >_> th' sea, ^w^ that :33 you :33 might ^-^ evew do 
Nothing but ^-^ that; ^.^ move ^.^ stiww, OwO stiww ;;w;; so, 
And ^-^ own xDD nyo x3 othew ^.^ function. >_> Each ^-^ youw ^.^ doing, 
So ÚwÚ singuwaw ^-^ in uWu each particular, 
^.^ Cwowns what :33 you are x3 doing ^-^ in >w< the present x3 deeds, 
:33 That ;;w;; aww ^-^ youw uWu acts are uWu queens. 
^w^ PEWDITA. O Doricles, 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; pwaises are x3 too :3 wawge. xDD But ^w^ that ^-^ youw uWu youth, 
And >w< the OwO twue UwU bwood xDD which :33 peeps uWu faiwwy >w< thwough't, 
:3 Do plainly >w< give :33 you :33 out :3 an OwO unstain'd shepherd, 
With ;;w;; wisdom ^-^ I :33 might fear, >_> my Doricles, 
You >w< woo'd :33 me >w< the x3 fawse way. 
FLORIZEL. ^-^ I xDD think :33 you have 
:33 As ^-^ wittwe OwO skiww uWu to ^w^ feaw ÚwÚ as ^-^ I have OwO puwpose 
>_< To put :33 you to't. >w< But, uWu come; x3 ouw >_< dance, ^-^ I >_> pway. 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; hand, >_> my Perdita; ;;w;; so ^w^ tuwtwes >_< paiw 
:33 That UwU nyevew UwU mean uWu to x3 pawt. 
^w^ PEWDITA. >_< I'ww xDD sweaw for x3 'em. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. ^.^ This is >w< the >_< pwettiest low-born >w< wass ^w^ that ^-^ evew 
^-^ Wan on >w< the >_> gween-swawd; OwO nyothing she does >w< ow ^-^ seems 
xDD But :3 smacks :3 of x3 something greater than >_> hewsewf, 
:33 Too ^-^ nyobwe for ^w^ this ;;w;; pwace. 
CAMILLO. He x3 tewws ;;w;; hew x3 something 
:33 That ^-^ makes ;;w;; hew UwU bwood >w< wook x3 out. Good sooth, she is 
^.^ The :3 queen :3 of >_< cuwds ^-^ and :3 cweam. 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, ;;w;; stwike ;;w;; up. 
ÚwÚ DOWCAS. :3 Mopsa must >_< be ^-^ youw mistress; x3 mawwy, ÚwÚ gawwic, 
>_< To :33 mend ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ kissing UwU with! 
:3 MOPSA. xDD Nyow, ^-^ in ^w^ good :3 time! 
UwU CWOWN. uWu Nyot a word, a word; ;;w;; we >_< stand upon x3 ouw uWu mannyews. 
uWu Come, ;;w;; stwike ;;w;; up. uWu [Music] 

uWu Hewe a ^w^ dance Of ;;w;; SHEPHEWDS ^-^ and SHEPHERDESSES 

;;w;; POWIXENyES. Pray, ^w^ good shepherd, what ^.^ faiw UwU swain is ^w^ this 
Which dances xDD with ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew? 
SHEPHERD. xDD They UwU caww xDD him Doricles, ^-^ and :3 boasts himself 
>_< To have a ^-^ wowthy x3 feeding; but ^-^ I have it 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his ^-^ own :33 wepowt, ^-^ and ^-^ I xDD bewieve it: 
He OwO wooks OwO wike sooth. He x3 says UwU he >_< woves >_> my UwU daughtew; 
^-^ I xDD think ;;w;; so too; for UwU nyevew UwU gaz'd >w< the moon 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the water ÚwÚ as he'll >_< stand ^-^ and ^w^ wead, 
:33 As x3 'twewe >_> my UwU daughtew's >_> eyes; UwU and, uWu to >_< be ;;w;; pwain, 
^-^ I xDD think >w< thewe is UwU nyot :3 hawf a >_> kiss uWu to uWu choose 
>_< Who >_< woves uWu anyothew ^.^ best. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. ÚwÚ She dances ^w^ featwy. 
SHEPHERD. So she does :33 any thing; though ^-^ I >_< wepowt it 
:33 That OwO shouwd >_< be :33 siwent. UwU If xDD young Doricles 
:3 Do :3 wight upon >w< hew, she >_< shaww >_< bwing xDD him ^w^ that 
Which UwU he UwU nyot ^.^ dweams >_< of. 

^-^ Entew a uWu SEWVANT 

>_< SEWVANT. O uWu mastew, >_> if :33 you >w< did but >_> heaw >w< the :33 pedwaw :3 at >w< the door, :33 you 
:3 wouwd UwU nyevew ^w^ dance ;;w;; again after a ^-^ tabow ^-^ and ;;w;; pipe; uWu nyo, >w< the ;;w;; bagpipe 
^-^ couwd UwU nyot ^.^ move ÚwÚ you. He uWu sings ;;w;; sevewaw :3 tunyes ^w^ fastew than ^.^ you'ww 
tell money; UwU he >_> uttews them ÚwÚ as UwU he ^w^ had x3 eaten :33 bawwads, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww men's 
>_< eaws OwO gwew uWu to ^.^ his ^.^ tunyes. 
UwU CWOWN. He ^-^ couwd UwU nyevew come ;;w;; bettew; UwU he >_< shaww come uWu in. ^-^ I :33 wove a 
>_> bawwad but uWu even x3 too UwU weww, >_> if it >_< be ^.^ dowefuw :3 mattew OwO mewwiwy ^w^ set 
x3 down, >w< ow a :3 vewy :3 pweasant >_> thing uWu indeed ^-^ and xDD sung *hugs tightly* wamentabwy. 
>_< SEWVANT. He hath songs for man >w< ow woman :3 of ;;w;; aww sizes; xDD nyo uWu miwwinyew 
^w^ can ;;w;; so >w< fit ^.^ his x3 customews xDD with OwO gwoves. He has >w< the >_< pwettiest 
UwU wove-songs for maids; ;;w;; so :33 without OwO bawdwy, xDD which is xDD stwange; xDD with 
>_< such delicate burdens :3 of :33 diwdos ^-^ and fadings, ^w^ 'jump ;;w;; hew ^-^ and :33 thump 
OwO hew'; ^-^ and >w< whewe ÚwÚ some UwU stwetch-mouth'd ^w^ wascaw xDD wouwd, ÚwÚ as it UwU wewe, 
UwU mean ;;w;; mischief, ^-^ and x3 bweak a ÚwÚ fouw >_> gap uWu into >w< the >w< mattew, UwU he ^-^ makes >w< the 
ÚwÚ maid uWu to answer uWu 'Whoop, do :33 me xDD nyo >_< hawm, ^w^ good ;;w;; man'- puts xDD him ÚwÚ off, 
^.^ swights :3 him, xDD with uWu 'Whoop, do :33 me xDD nyo >_< hawm, ^w^ good UwU man.' 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. ^.^ This is a ^.^ bwave fellow. 
UwU CWOWN. ;;w;; Bewieve me, >w< thou OwO tawkest :3 of :3 an >w< admiwabwe >_< conceited fellow. 
:3 Has UwU he :33 any xDD unbwaided ÚwÚ wawes? 
>_< SEWVANT. He hath ribbons :3 of ;;w;; aww >w< the ^w^ cowouws ^.^ i' >_> th' rainbow; ÚwÚ points, 
:33 mowe than ;;w;; aww >w< the ;;w;; wawyews ^-^ in Bohemia ^w^ can uWu weawnyedwy ^-^ handwe, though 
:33 they come uWu to xDD him :3 by >_> th' UwU gwoss; ÚwÚ inkwes, :3 caddisses, ^-^ cambwics, 
x3 wawns. ^.^ Why UwU he uWu sings >w< 'em OwO ovew ÚwÚ as :33 they were UwU gods >w< ow ^w^ goddesses; :33 you 
:3 wouwd xDD think a >_< smock were uWu she-angew, UwU he ;;w;; so :3 chants uWu to >w< the 
;;w;; sweeve-hand ^-^ and >w< the >w< wowk uWu about >w< the uWu squawe on't. 
UwU CWOWN. ^-^ Pwithee >_< bwing xDD him in; ^-^ and let xDD him ^.^ appwoach :33 singing. 
^w^ PEWDITA. :33 Fowewawn xDD him ^w^ that UwU he ÚwÚ use xDD nyo UwU scuwwiwous >_> wowds :33 in's ^.^ tunyes. 
x3 Exit uWu SEWVANT 
UwU CWOWN. You have :3 of uWu these ^w^ pedwaws ^w^ that have :33 mowe ^-^ in them than ;;w;; you'd 
think, ^.^ sistew. 
^w^ PEWDITA. x3 Ay, ^w^ good ^-^ bwothew, >w< ow ^w^ go uWu about uWu to think. 

^-^ Entew AUTOLYCUS, ^.^ Singing 

uWu Wawn ÚwÚ as ^w^ white ÚwÚ as driven >_> snyow; 
>w< Cypwess >w< bwack ÚwÚ as e'er >_> was UwU cwow; 
>_< Gwoves ÚwÚ as sweet ÚwÚ as >w< damask x3 woses; 
:3 Masks for faces ^-^ and for noses; 
OwO Bugwe bracelet, :33 nyeckwace :3 ambew, 
OwO Pewfume for a ^w^ wady's >_< chambew; 
^-^ Gowden ;;w;; quoifs ^-^ and ^w^ stomachews, 
:3 Fow >_> my OwO wads uWu to >w< give their uWu deaws; 
^w^ Pins ^-^ and UwU poking-sticks :3 of xDD steew- 
:3 What maids x3 wack OwO fwom ^.^ head uWu to heel. 
uWu Come, :3 buy :3 of me, uWu come; come >_> buy, come buy; 
Buy, lads, >w< ow else ^-^ youw :33 wasses ^.^ cwy. 
uWu Come, ÚwÚ buy. 

UwU CWOWN. UwU If ^-^ I were UwU nyot ^-^ in :33 wove xDD with :3 Mopsa, >w< thou shouldst ^w^ take xDD nyo 
^.^ monyey :3 of x3 me; but being uWu enthwaww'd ÚwÚ as ^-^ I am, it >w< wiww >w< awso >_< be >w< the 
>w< bondage :3 of x3 cewtain ribbons ^-^ and OwO gwoves. 
:3 MOPSA. ^-^ I >_> was >_< pwomis'd them ÚwÚ against >w< the xDD feast; but :33 they come UwU nyot x3 too 
OwO wate UwU nyow. 
ÚwÚ DOWCAS. He hath >_< pwomis'd :33 you :33 mowe than that, >w< ow >w< thewe >_< be >w< wiaws. 
:3 MOPSA. He hath >_< paid :33 you ;;w;; aww UwU he >_< pwomis'd ÚwÚ you. :3 May >_< be UwU he has >_< paid :33 you 
^-^ mowe, xDD which >w< wiww OwO shame :33 you uWu to >w< give xDD him again. 
UwU CWOWN. Is >w< thewe xDD nyo :3 mannyews UwU weft xDD among ÚwÚ maids? Will :33 they >_< weaw their 
UwU pwackets >w< whewe :33 they OwO shouwd ;;w;; beaw their faces? Is >w< thewe UwU nyot 
ÚwÚ miwking-time, uWu when :33 you are going uWu to UwU bed, >w< ow :3 kiwn-howe, uWu to UwU whistwe 
off uWu these uWu secwets, but :33 you must >_< be ÚwÚ tittwe-tattwing :33 befowe ;;w;; aww x3 ouw 
^w^ guests? 'Tis ^w^ weww :33 they are :33 whisp'wing. Clammer ^-^ youw tongues, ^-^ and 
UwU nyot a :3 wowd >w< mowe. 
:3 MOPSA. ^-^ I have OwO donye. uWu Come, :33 you >_< pwomis'd :33 me a UwU tawdwy-wace, ^-^ and a >_< paiw 
:3 of sweet OwO gwoves. 
UwU CWOWN. >_< Have ^-^ I UwU nyot >_< towd ÚwÚ thee how ^-^ I >_> was >_> cozen'd :3 by >w< the OwO way, ^-^ and :33 wost 
;;w;; aww >_> my >w< monyey? 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. And UwU indeed, sir, >w< thewe are cozeners xDD abwoad; x3 thewefowe it 
ÚwÚ behoves ^-^ men uWu to >_< be >_> wawy. 
UwU CWOWN. Fear UwU nyot UwU thou, >_< man; >w< thou xDD shawt ;;w;; wose OwO nyothing uWu hewe. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ I hope ;;w;; so, sir; for ^-^ I have uWu about :33 me uWu many xDD pawcews :3 of 
:33 chawge. 
UwU CWOWN. :3 What UwU hast :33 hewe? Ballads? 
:3 MOPSA. xDD Pway uWu nyow, :3 buy some. ^-^ I :33 wove a >_> bawwad ^-^ in print OwO a-wife, for 
:33 then ;;w;; we are ^w^ suwe :33 they are :3 twue. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. Here's >w< onye uWu to a :3 vewy ^.^ dowefuw ÚwÚ tunye: how a UwU usuwew's uWu wife 
>_> was brought uWu to bed :3 of twenty OwO monyey-bags :3 at a burden, ^-^ and how she 
ÚwÚ wong'd uWu to >w< eat adders' UwU heads ^-^ and uWu toads >_< cawbonyado'd. 
:3 MOPSA. Is it ;;w;; twue, xDD think :33 you? 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^w^ Vewy ;;w;; twue, ^-^ and but a >_> month OwO owd. 
ÚwÚ DOWCAS. :3 Bwess :33 me OwO fwom marrying a xDD usuwew! 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. Here's >w< the ^-^ midwife's name to't, >w< onye Mistress ;;w;; Tawepowtew, 
^-^ and ÚwÚ five >w< ow six uWu honyest wives ^w^ that were ^-^ pwesent. ^.^ Why OwO shouwd ^-^ I 
x3 cawwy ^w^ wies abroad? 
:3 MOPSA. xDD Pway :33 you uWu nyow, :3 buy uWu it. 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ Come ;;w;; on, lay it :3 by; ^-^ and let's >_> fiwst see moe :3 bawwads; x3 we'ww 
:3 buy >w< the x3 othew things ;;w;; anyon. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. Here's uWu anyothew UwU bawwad, :3 of a uWu fish ^w^ that :33 appeawed upon >w< the 
UwU coast on >w< Wednyesday >w< the ^w^ fouwscowe :3 of April, UwU fowty >_> thousand fathom 
^w^ above water, ^-^ and xDD sung ^w^ this >_> bawwad ÚwÚ against >w< the :33 hawd ^-^ heawts :3 of 
maids. >_> It >_> was :3 thought she >_> was a woman, ^-^ and >_> was OwO tuwn'd uWu into a >_< cowd 
uWu fish for she :3 wouwd UwU nyot exchange flesh xDD with >w< onye ^w^ that :3 wov'd x3 hew. 
^.^ The >_> bawwad is :3 vewy pitiful, ^-^ and ÚwÚ as :3 twue. 
ÚwÚ DOWCAS. Is it OwO twue OwO too, xDD think :33 you? 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. x3 Five x3 justices' >w< hands :3 at x3 it; ^-^ and >_< witnyesses :33 mowe than >_> my 
pack >w< wiww UwU howd. 
UwU CWOWN. :3 Way it :3 by >_< too. OwO Anyothew. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^.^ This is a uWu mewwy UwU bawwad, but a :3 vewy ;;w;; pwetty ^w^ onye. 
:3 MOPSA. xDD Wet's have ÚwÚ some uWu mewwy >w< onyes. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. :3 Why, ^w^ this is a >w< passing uWu mewwy :3 onye, ^-^ and :3 goes uWu to >w< the ^.^ tunye 
:3 of :33 'Two maids ;;w;; wooing a UwU man.' Thewe's scarce a ÚwÚ maid uWu westwawd but 
she uWu sings x3 it; ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ in :3 wequest, ^-^ I ^w^ can tell ÚwÚ you. 
:3 MOPSA. ^w^ can x3 both ^.^ sing uWu it. UwU If ;;w;; thou'wt ;;w;; beaw a >_< pawt, >w< thou xDD shawt OwO heaw; 
ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ in xDD thwee UwU pawts. 
ÚwÚ DOWCAS. OwO We ^w^ had >w< the ^.^ tunye ^.^ on't a >_> month ^w^ ago. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ I ^w^ can ;;w;; beaw >_> my :3 pawt; :33 you must >_< knyow ÚwÚ 'tis >_> my >_> occupation. 
>_< Have :3 at it xDD with ÚwÚ you. 

x3 SONG 

xDD AUTOWYCUS. Get :33 you OwO hence, for ^-^ I must ^w^ go 
;;w;; Whewe it uWu fits UwU nyot :33 you uWu to know. 
ÚwÚ DOWCAS. uWu Whithew? 
:3 MOPSA. OwO O, uWu whithew? 
ÚwÚ DOWCAS. uWu Whithew? 
:3 MOPSA. >_> It UwU becomes thy oath full ^w^ weww 
Thou uWu to :33 me thy >_< secwets xDD teww. 
ÚwÚ DOWCAS. ;;w;; Me too! Let :33 me ^w^ go ^.^ thithew 
:3 MOPSA. >_> Ow >w< thou ^.^ goest uWu to >_> th' >_< gwange >w< ow ^w^ miww. 
ÚwÚ DOWCAS. UwU If uWu to ^w^ eithew, >w< thou dost ill. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. OwO Nyeithew. 
ÚwÚ DOWCAS. ^w^ What, :33 nyeithew? 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. OwO Nyeithew. 
ÚwÚ DOWCAS. Thou UwU hast ^w^ swown >_> my :33 wove uWu to OwO be. 
:3 MOPSA. Thou UwU hast ^w^ swown it :33 mowe uWu to >w< me. 
UwU Then >_< whithew UwU goest? >w< Say, uWu whithew? 

UwU CWOWN. >w< We'ww have ^w^ this ÚwÚ song :33 out uWu anyon :3 by ourselves; >_> my father ^-^ and 
>w< the OwO gentwemen are ^-^ in ;;w;; sad ^.^ tawk, ^-^ and x3 we'ww UwU nyot trouble uWu them. uWu Come, 
>_< bwing xDD away thy pack after >w< me. ÚwÚ Wenches, >_< I'ww :3 buy for :33 you ^.^ both. 
Pedlar, let's have >w< the >_> fiwst xDD choice. Follow me, girls. 
x3 Exit xDD with ^.^ DOWCAS ^-^ and MOPSA 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. And :33 you >_< shaww ^-^ pay ^w^ weww for x3 'em. 
x3 Exit AUTOLYCUS, ^.^ Singing 

Will :33 you :3 buy :33 any uWu tape, 
>_> Ow ^w^ wace for ^-^ youw >w< cape, 
^w^ My >_> dainty x3 duck, >_> my :33 deaw-a? 
:33 Any OwO siwk, :33 any ;;w;; thwead, 
:33 Any :3 toys for ^-^ youw head, 
Of >w< the uWu nyew'st ^-^ and UwU fin'st, uWu fin'st >_> weaw-a? 
^w^ Come uWu to >w< the ^w^ pedwaw; 
:33 Monyey's a ^-^ meddwew 
:33 That x3 doth ;;w;; uttew ;;w;; aww men's x3 wawe-a. 

^-^ We-entew uWu SEWVANT 

>_< SEWVANT. UwU Mastew, >w< thewe is xDD thwee x3 cawtews, xDD thwee shepherds, xDD thwee 
neat-herds, xDD thwee xDD swinyehewds, ^w^ that have uWu made >w< themsewves ;;w;; aww ^-^ men 
:3 of ^w^ haiw; :33 they UwU caww >w< themsewves x3 Sawtiews, ^-^ and :33 they have ^w^ dance xDD which 
>w< the x3 wenches say is a ^-^ gawwimaufwy :3 of >_> gambows, ÚwÚ because :33 they are UwU nyot 
OwO in't; but :33 they >w< themsewves are uWu o' >_> th' >w< mind, >_> if it >_< be UwU nyot x3 too ^.^ wough 
for ÚwÚ some ^w^ that >_< knyow ^-^ wittwe but bowling, it >w< wiww UwU pwease 
plentifully. 
SHEPHERD. ;;w;; Away! >w< We'ww none x3 on't; ÚwÚ hewe has OwO been x3 too ÚwÚ much uWu homewy 
;;w;; foowewy uWu awweady. ^-^ I :33 knyow, sir, ;;w;; we :33 weawy ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. You :33 weawy those ^w^ that ;;w;; wefwesh :33 us. Pray, let's see uWu these 
:3 fouw xDD thwees :3 of herdsmen. 
>_< SEWVANT. uWu Onye xDD thwee :3 of them, :3 by their ^-^ own :33 wepowt, sir, hath OwO danc'd 
:33 befowe >w< the OwO King; ^-^ and UwU nyot >w< the ^-^ wowst :3 of >w< the xDD thwee but OwO jumps xDD twewve 
^.^ foot ^-^ and a :3 hawf :3 by >_> th' ^w^ squiew. 
SHEPHERD. :33 Weave ^-^ youw ^.^ pwating; >_> since uWu these ^w^ good ^-^ men are pleas'd, let 
them come in; but quickly UwU nyow. 
>_< SEWVANT. :3 Why, :33 they x3 stay :3 at door, ^-^ siw. x3 Exit 

uWu Hewe a ^w^ dance :3 of xDD twewve ;;w;; SATYWS 

;;w;; POWIXENyES. ^w^ [To uWu SHEPHEWD] OwO O, ^-^ fathew, ^.^ you'ww >_< knyow :33 mowe :3 of ^w^ that 
^.^ heweaftew. 
^w^ [To OwO CAMIWWO] Is it UwU nyot x3 too far :33 gonye? 'Tis :3 time uWu to ^.^ pawt uWu them. 
He's ÚwÚ simpwe ^-^ and x3 tewws ^-^ much. ^w^ [To OwO FWOWIZEW] UwU How uWu nyow, ^.^ faiw 
shepherd! 
;;w;; Youw :33 heawt is full :3 of x3 something ^w^ that does ^w^ take 
;;w;; Youw ;;w;; mind OwO fwom x3 feasting. uWu Sooth, uWu when ^-^ I >_> was xDD young 
And ^w^ handed :33 wove ÚwÚ as :33 you ÚwÚ do, ^-^ I >_> was UwU wont 
>_< To :3 woad >_> my she xDD with >_> knyacks; ^-^ I :3 wouwd have ^-^ wansack'd 
^.^ The ;;w;; pedwaw's UwU siwken UwU tweasuwy ^-^ and have pour'd it 
>_< To ;;w;; hew acceptance: :33 you have let xDD him ^w^ go 
And OwO nyothing UwU mawted xDD with ^-^ him. UwU If ^-^ youw >w< wass 
^w^ Intewpwetation OwO shouwd ;;w;; abuse ^-^ and UwU caww ^w^ this 
;;w;; Youw x3 wack :3 of :33 wove >w< ow xDD bounty, :33 you were >w< stwaited 
:3 Fow a ÚwÚ wepwy, :3 at least >_> if :33 you uWu make a OwO cawe 
Of happy ^-^ howding x3 hew. 
FLORIZEL. Old sir, ^-^ I >_< knyow 
ÚwÚ She ;;w;; pwizes UwU nyot >_< such trifles ÚwÚ as uWu these ÚwÚ awe. 
^.^ The ÚwÚ gifts she OwO wooks OwO fwom :33 me are x3 pack'd ^-^ and lock'd 
>_> Up ^-^ in >_> my heart, xDD which ^-^ I have ÚwÚ given ^.^ awweady, 
xDD But UwU nyot >w< dewivew'd. OwO O, >_> heaw :33 me ^-^ bweathe >_> my OwO wife 
:3 Befowe ^w^ this ancient sir, whom, it OwO shouwd >_< seem, 
uWu Hath x3 sometime ;;w;; wov'd. ^-^ I ^w^ take thy hand- ^w^ this ;;w;; hand, 
:33 As UwU soft ÚwÚ as UwU dove's OwO down ^-^ and ÚwÚ as ^w^ white ÚwÚ as ^w^ it, 
>_> Ow uWu Ethiopian's tooth, >w< ow >w< the fann'd UwU snyow UwU that's :33 bowted 
By >_> th' xDD nyowthewn blasts twice o'er. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. :3 What follows xDD this? 
UwU How :3 pwettiwy >w< the xDD young UwU swain ^-^ seems uWu to >w< wash 
^.^ The UwU hand >_> was ^.^ faiw x3 befowe! ^-^ I have put :33 you x3 out. 
xDD But uWu to ^-^ youw ^.^ pwotestation; let :33 me >_> heaw 
:3 What :33 you :33 pwofess. 
FLORIZEL. ÚwÚ Do, ^-^ and >_< be x3 witnyess to't. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. And ^w^ this >_> my ^w^ nyeighbouw too? 
FLORIZEL. And ÚwÚ he, ^-^ and :33 mowe 
uWu Than ÚwÚ he, ^-^ and :3 men- >w< the >_> eawth, >w< the :33 heavens, ^-^ and OwO aww: 
UwU That, were ^-^ I :3 cwown'd >w< the :3 most ^w^ impewiaw ^w^ monyawch, 
OwO Theweof :3 most uWu wowthy, were ^-^ I >w< the ^-^ faiwest ^w^ youth 
:33 That ^-^ evew uWu made eye swerve, ^w^ had ÚwÚ fowce ^-^ and >w< knyowwedge 
x3 Mowe than >_> was ^-^ evew >_> man's, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot prize them 
>_< Without ;;w;; hew love; for ;;w;; hew ^-^ empwoy them all; 
Commend them ^-^ and >_> condemn them uWu to ;;w;; hew UwU sewvice 
>_> Ow uWu to their ^-^ own perdition. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. >_< Faiwwy UwU offew'd. 
CAMILLO. ^.^ This :3 shows a sound affection. 
SHEPHERD. >w< But, >_> my ;;w;; daughtew, 
Say :33 you >w< the OwO wike uWu to him? 
^w^ PEWDITA. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot UwU speak 
So UwU weww, OwO nyothing ;;w;; so :3 weww; uWu nyo, >_< nyow UwU mean better. 
By >_> th' uWu pattewn :3 of mine ^-^ own ;;w;; thoughts ^-^ I cut :33 out 
^.^ The >w< puwity :3 of >w< his. 
SHEPHERD. Take OwO hands, a :33 bawgain! 
And, >w< fwiends uWu unknyown, :33 you >_< shaww ;;w;; beaw x3 witnyess x3 to't: 
^-^ I >w< give >_> my uWu daughtew uWu to :3 him, ^-^ and >w< wiww uWu make 
ÚwÚ Hew portion xDD equaw >w< his. 
FLORIZEL. OwO O, ^w^ that must >_< be 
>_< I' >_> th' virtue :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew. uWu Onye being >_> dead, 
^-^ I >_< shaww have :33 mowe than :33 you ^w^ can dream :3 of ÚwÚ yet; 
Enough :33 then for ^-^ youw UwU wondew. xDD But come ;;w;; on, 
ÚwÚ Contwact uWu us :3 fowe uWu these witnesses. 
SHEPHERD. uWu Come, ^-^ youw UwU hand; 
And, ;;w;; daughtew, >w< youws. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. ^w^ Soft, OwO swain, >_< awhiwe, uWu beseech you; 
>_< Have :33 you a father? 
FLORIZEL. ^-^ I uWu have, but what :3 of him? 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. uWu Knyows UwU he :3 of xDD this? 
FLORIZEL. He ^w^ nyeithew does >_< nyow uWu shaww. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. xDD Methinks a father 
Is :3 at >w< the nuptial :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ son a x3 guest 
:33 That uWu best UwU becomes >w< the >_> tabwe. xDD Pway ^.^ you, once ^-^ mowe, 
Is UwU nyot ^-^ youw father x3 gwown incapable 
Of uWu weasonyabwe UwU affaiws? Is UwU he UwU nyot UwU stupid 
With age ^-^ and >_< awt'wing :33 wheums? >_> Can UwU he :3 speak, uWu heaw, 
x3 Knyow man OwO fwom ;;w;; man, ;;w;; dispute ^.^ his ^-^ own estate? 
^w^ Wies UwU he UwU nyot bed-rid, ^-^ and ;;w;; again does OwO nyothing 
xDD But what UwU he >w< did being x3 chiwdish? 
FLORIZEL. x3 Nyo, ^w^ good sir; 
He has ^.^ his ;;w;; heawth, ^-^ and >_> ampwew >_> stwength uWu indeed 
uWu Than :3 most have :3 of ^.^ his age. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. By >_> my ^w^ white uWu beawd, 
You x3 offew :3 him, >_> if ^w^ this >_< be ;;w;; so, a ^-^ wwong 
^w^ Something ÚwÚ unfiwiaw. ;;w;; Weason >_> my ^-^ son 
^.^ Shouwd uWu choose himself a wife; but ÚwÚ as ^w^ good :3 weason 
^.^ The x3 fathew- ;;w;; aww :3 whose ;;w;; joy is OwO nyothing else 
xDD But ^.^ faiw posterity- OwO shouwd hold ÚwÚ some ^-^ counsew 
^.^ In >_< such a >_> businyess. 
FLORIZEL. ^-^ I yield ;;w;; aww this; 
>w< But, for ÚwÚ some x3 othew ^-^ weasons, >_> my grave sir, 
Which ÚwÚ 'tis UwU nyot >w< fit :33 you :33 knyow, ^-^ I UwU nyot ^.^ acquaint 
^w^ My father :3 of ^w^ this >_> businyess. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. Let xDD him :3 knyow't. 
FLORIZEL. He >_< shaww uWu nyot. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. ^-^ Pwithee let ^-^ him. 
FLORIZEL. x3 Nyo, UwU he must uWu nyot. 
SHEPHERD. Let :3 him, >_> my x3 son; UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyot need uWu to ^-^ gwieve 
x3 At OwO knyowing :3 of thy xDD choice. 
FLORIZEL. uWu Come, come, UwU he must uWu nyot. 
Mark x3 ouw contract. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. ^w^ [Discovewing :33 himsewf] Mark ^-^ youw ^w^ divowce, xDD young sir, 
^-^ Whom ^-^ son ^-^ I dare UwU nyot >_> caww; >w< thou UwU awt x3 too base 
>_< To >_< be ÚwÚ acknyowwedg'd- >w< thou a ;;w;; sceptwe's heir, 
:33 That UwU thus :3 affects a ^.^ sheep-hook! ^w^ Thou, old ÚwÚ twaitow, 
^-^ I am >w< sowwy ^w^ that :3 by >_> hanging ÚwÚ thee ^-^ I ^w^ can but 
>_< Showten thy OwO wife >w< onye week. And UwU thou, >_> fwesh piece 
Of >_< excewwent ;;w;; witchcwaft, ;;w;; who :3 of ÚwÚ fowce must >_< knyow 
^.^ The ;;w;; woyaw UwU foow >w< thou ;;w;; cop'st ;;w;; with- 
SHEPHERD. OwO O, >_> my >_< heawt! 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. >_< I'ww have thy beauty scratch'd xDD with ;;w;; bwiews ^-^ and uWu made 
x3 Mowe uWu homewy than thy x3 state. :3 Fow ^-^ thee, ;;w;; fond uWu boy, 
UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ may ^-^ evew >_< knyow >w< thou dost but xDD sigh 
:33 That >w< thou xDD nyo :33 mowe xDD shawt see ^w^ this >_> knyack- ÚwÚ as UwU nyevew 
^-^ I UwU mean >w< thou x3 shawt- x3 we'ww bar ÚwÚ thee OwO fwom uWu succession; 
uWu Nyot hold ÚwÚ thee :3 of x3 ouw uWu bwood, uWu nyo, UwU nyot x3 ouw ;;w;; kin, 
uWu Fawwe than Deucalion ^.^ off. Mark >w< thou >_> my :3 wowds. 
Follow uWu us uWu to >w< the ^.^ couwt. Thou :3 chuww, for ^w^ this time, 
OwO Though full :3 of x3 ouw >w< dispweasuwe, yet ;;w;; we >w< fwee ÚwÚ thee 
^w^ Fwom >w< the ^-^ dead x3 bwow :3 of uWu it. And ^.^ you, >w< enchantment, 
;;w;; Wowthy :33 enyough a ;;w;; hewdsman- >w< yea, xDD him x3 too 
:33 That ^-^ makes ^w^ himsewf, but for x3 ouw >w< honyouw UwU thewein, 
Unworthy ;;w;; thee- >_> if ^-^ evew >w< hencefowth >w< thou 
These ;;w;; wuwaw latches uWu to ^.^ his entrance uWu open, 
>_> Ow >_< hoop ^.^ his body :33 mowe xDD with thy embraces, 
^-^ I >w< wiww x3 devise a ÚwÚ death ÚwÚ as OwO cwuew for ÚwÚ thee 
:33 As >w< thou UwU awt tender to't. x3 Exit 
^w^ PEWDITA. uWu Even ÚwÚ hewe :33 undonye! 
^-^ I >_> was UwU nyot ÚwÚ much UwU afeawd; for once >w< ow twice 
^-^ I >_> was uWu about uWu to UwU speak ^-^ and tell xDD him plainly 
^.^ The xDD sewf-same sun ^w^ that uWu shinyes upon ^.^ his >w< couwt 
Hides UwU nyot ^.^ his ÚwÚ visage OwO fwom x3 ouw >_> cottage, but 
OwO Wooks on uWu awike. ^w^ [To OwO FWOWIZEW] ^-^ Wiww't UwU pwease ^.^ you, sir, >_< be :33 gonye? 
^-^ I >_< towd :33 you what :3 wouwd come :3 of this. >w< Beseech ^.^ you, 
Of ^-^ youw ^-^ own ^.^ state ^w^ take xDD cawe. ^.^ This dream :3 of uWu minye- 
ÚwÚ Being now awake, >_< I'ww :3 queen it xDD nyo :3 inch >_< fawthew, 
xDD But UwU miwk >_> my x3 ewes ^-^ and weep. 
CAMILLO. :3 Why, how uWu nyow, >w< fathew! 
OwO Speak ^-^ ewe >w< thou diest. 
SHEPHERD. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot UwU speak >_< nyow think, 
>_> Nyow dare uWu to >_< knyow ^w^ that xDD which ^-^ I know. ^w^ [To OwO FWOWIZEW] O sir, 
You have ;;w;; undonye a man :3 of fourscore-three 
:33 That :3 thought uWu to fill ^.^ his grave ^-^ in quiet, >w< yea, 
>_< To :33 die upon >w< the bed >_> my father :3 died, 
>_< To >_< wie ^-^ cwose :3 by ^.^ his uWu honyest bones; but now 
^.^ Some hangman must put on >_> my OwO shwoud ^-^ and lay :33 me 
;;w;; Whewe xDD nyo >_< pwiest shovels ^-^ in dust. ^w^ [To UwU PEWDITA] O cursed ÚwÚ wwetch, 
:33 That ^-^ knyew'st ^w^ this >_> was >w< the Prince, ^-^ and wouldst x3 adventuwe 
>_< To x3 mingwe faith xDD with :3 him!- Undone, :33 undonye! 
UwU If ^-^ I :33 might :33 die >_> within ^w^ this hour, ^-^ I have :3 wiv'd 
>_< To :33 die uWu when ^-^ I ;;w;; desiwe. x3 Exit 
FLORIZEL. ^.^ Why >w< wook :33 you ;;w;; so upon ÚwÚ me? 
^-^ I am but ;;w;; sowwy, UwU nyot UwU afeawd; OwO deway'd, 
xDD But OwO nyothing ^-^ awt'wed. :3 What ^-^ I ^w^ was, ^-^ I xDD am: 
x3 Mowe straining on for uWu pwucking back; UwU nyot following 
^w^ My leash OwO unwiwwingwy. 
CAMILLO. :3 Gwacious, >_> my lord, 
You >_< knyow ^-^ youw >_> fathew's ^.^ tempew. x3 At ^w^ this :3 time 
He >w< wiww OwO awwow xDD nyo >w< speech- xDD which ^-^ I do guess 
You do UwU nyot OwO puwpose uWu to :3 him- ^-^ and ÚwÚ as hardly 
Will UwU he ^w^ enduwe ^-^ youw :33 sight ÚwÚ as yet, ^-^ I fear; 
OwO Then, :3 tiww >w< the ^.^ fuwy :3 of ^.^ his Highness ^.^ settwe, 
^w^ Come UwU nyot :33 befowe ^-^ him. 
FLORIZEL. ^-^ I UwU nyot OwO puwpose uWu it. 
^-^ I xDD think >_< Camiwwo? 
CAMILLO. uWu Even ÚwÚ he, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
^w^ PEWDITA. UwU How x3 often have ^-^ I >_< towd :33 you ^.^ 'twouwd >_< be OwO thus! 
UwU How x3 often ^-^ said >_> my >w< dignyity :3 wouwd last 
xDD But :3 tiww x3 'twewe UwU knyown! 
FLORIZEL. >_> It ;;w;; cannyot >_> faiw but :3 by 
^.^ The violation :3 of >_> my faith; ^-^ and :33 then 
Let ;;w;; nyatuwe x3 cwush >w< the sides uWu o' >_> th' earth x3 togethew 
And :3 maw >w< the UwU seeds >w< within! >w< Wift :3 up thy looks. 
^w^ Fwom >_> my succession uWu wipe me, >_< fathew; ^-^ I 
ÚwÚ Am >_< heiw uWu to >_> my affection. 
CAMILLO. ;;w;; Be :33 advis'd. 
FLORIZEL. ^-^ I am- ^-^ and :3 by >_> my ;;w;; fancy; >_> if >_> my :3 weason 
Will x3 theweto >_< be ^.^ obedient, ^-^ I have x3 weason; 
UwU If not, >_> my UwU senses, xDD bettew pleas'd xDD with :3 madnyess, 
:3 Do :33 bid it x3 wewcome. 
CAMILLO. ^.^ This is OwO despewate, ^-^ siw. 
FLORIZEL. So UwU caww x3 it; but it does >_< fuwfiw >_> my vow: 
^-^ I xDD nyeeds must xDD think it OwO honyesty. ;;w;; Camiwwo, 
uWu Nyot for >w< Bohemia, >_< nyow >w< the uWu pomp ^w^ that ^w^ may 
;;w;; Be ÚwÚ theweat glean'd, for ;;w;; aww >w< the sun x3 sees >w< ow 
^.^ The ^-^ cwose earth >w< wombs, >w< ow >w< the ^w^ pwofound xDD seas hides 
^.^ In >_< unknyown :3 fathoms, >w< wiww ^-^ I x3 bweak >_> my oath 
>_< To ^w^ this >_> my ^.^ faiw uWu bewov'd. ;;w;; Thewefowe, ^-^ I pray ^.^ you, 
:33 As :33 you have ^-^ evew OwO been >_> my >_> fathew's ÚwÚ honyouw'd ^.^ fwiend, 
When UwU he >_< shaww miss >_> me- >_> as, ^-^ in faith, ^-^ I UwU mean UwU nyot 
>_< To see xDD him :33 any ;;w;; mowe- ÚwÚ cast ^-^ youw ^w^ good uWu counsews 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his xDD passion. Let myself ^-^ and OwO Fowtunye 
Tug for >w< the :3 time uWu to ^-^ come. ^.^ This :33 you ^w^ may :33 knyow, 
And ;;w;; so ÚwÚ dewivew: ^-^ I am put uWu to >w< sea 
With ;;w;; hew ;;w;; who ÚwÚ hewe ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot hold on :33 showe. 
And :3 most ^-^ oppowtunye uWu to ;;w;; hew need ^-^ I have 
xDD A uWu vessew ;;w;; wides fast ;;w;; by, but UwU nyot x3 pwepaw'd 
:3 Fow ^w^ this ;;w;; design. :3 What ÚwÚ couwse ^-^ I UwU mean uWu to hold 
ÚwÚ Shaww OwO nyothing benefit ^-^ youw >w< knyowwedge, >_< nyow 
Concern :33 me >w< the uWu wepowting. 
CAMILLO. O >_> my lord, 
^-^ I :3 wouwd ^-^ youw ÚwÚ spiwit were xDD easiew for UwU advice. 
>_> Ow >_< stwongew for ^-^ youw ^.^ nyeed. 
FLORIZEL. Hark, uWu Pewdita. UwU [Takes ;;w;; hew >_< aside] 
^w^ [To OwO CAMIWWO] >_< I'ww >_> heaw :33 you :3 by ^-^ and by. 
CAMILLO. He's :3 iwwemovabwe, 
xDD Wesowv'd for ^-^ fwight. :3 Nyow were ^-^ I happy >_> if 
:33 His going ^-^ I ^-^ couwd ;;w;; fwame uWu to >_> sewve >_> my ;;w;; tuwn, 
^.^ Save xDD him OwO fwom ^.^ dangew, do xDD him :33 wove ^-^ and ;;w;; honyouw, 
^.^ Puwchase >w< the :33 sight ;;w;; again :3 of dear Sicilia 
And ^w^ that ÚwÚ unhappy uWu king, >_> my uWu mastew, whom 
^-^ I ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >w< thiwst uWu to >_> see. 
FLORIZEL. xDD Nyow, ^w^ good ;;w;; Camiwwo, 
^-^ I am ;;w;; so ;;w;; fwaught xDD with ^.^ cuwious business ^w^ that 
^-^ I uWu weave :33 out ceremony. 
CAMILLO. x3 Siw, ^-^ I xDD think 
You have heard :3 of >_> my x3 poow ÚwÚ sewvices ^.^ i' >_> th' :33 wove 
:33 That ^-^ I have :33 bownye ^-^ youw father? 
FLORIZEL. ^w^ Vewy ^w^ nyobwy 
>_< Have :33 you >w< desewv'd. >_> It is >_> my >_> fathew's music 
>_< To UwU speak ^-^ youw >_> deeds; UwU nyot ^-^ wittwe :3 of ^.^ his OwO cawe 
>_< To have them >w< wecompens'd ÚwÚ as :3 thought >_< on. 
CAMILLO. xDD Weww, >_> my lord, 
UwU If :33 you ^w^ may UwU pwease uWu to xDD think ^-^ I :33 wove >w< the :3 King, 
And through xDD him what's xDD nyeawest uWu to :3 him, xDD which is 
;;w;; Youw OwO gwacious self, embrace but >_> my :3 diwection. 
UwU If ^-^ youw :33 mowe ponderous ^-^ and >_> settwed ^-^ pwoject 
:3 May :3 suffew xDD awtewation, on mine ;;w;; honyouw, 
>_< I'ww point :33 you >w< whewe :33 you >_< shaww have >_< such receiving 
:33 As >_< shaww ^-^ become ^-^ youw :33 Highnyess; >w< whewe :33 you ^w^ may 
ÚwÚ Enjoy ^-^ youw mistress, OwO fwom >w< the whom, ^-^ I see, 
Thewe's xDD nyo uWu disjunction uWu to >_< be uWu made but ;;w;; by, 
:33 As heavens ^-^ fowfend! ^-^ youw OwO wuin- >w< mawwy :3 hew; 
And xDD with >_> my uWu best ^w^ endeavouws ^-^ in ^-^ youw ;;w;; absence 
;;w;; Youw discontenting father ^-^ stwive uWu to xDD quawify, 
And >_< bwing xDD him :3 up uWu to liking. 
FLORIZEL. >w< How, ;;w;; Camiwwo, 
:3 May ^w^ this, almost a xDD miwacwe, >_< be xDD donye? 
:33 That ^-^ I ^w^ may UwU caww ÚwÚ thee x3 something :33 mowe than ;;w;; man, 
And after ^w^ that xDD twust uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
CAMILLO. >_< Have :33 you :3 thought on 
xDD A :3 pwace ;;w;; wheweto ^.^ you'ww uWu go? 
FLORIZEL. uWu Nyot :33 any ÚwÚ yet; 
xDD But ÚwÚ as >_> th' uWu unthought-on >_< accident is x3 guiwty 
>_< To what ;;w;; we wildly ÚwÚ do, ;;w;; so ;;w;; we profess 
^-^ Ouwsewves uWu to >_< be >w< the slaves :3 of >_> chance ^-^ and :33 fwies 
Of >_> evewy ^.^ wind ^w^ that blows. 
CAMILLO. UwU Then ^w^ wist uWu to >w< me. 
^.^ This uWu fowwows, >_> if :33 you >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ change ^-^ youw OwO puwpose 
xDD But ^-^ undewgo ^w^ this ;;w;; fwight: uWu make for >_< Siciwia, 
And >w< thewe present :33 youwsewf ^-^ and ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw :33 pwincess- 
:3 Fow ;;w;; so, ^-^ I see, she must be- :3 fowe Leontes. 
ÚwÚ She >_< shaww >_< be xDD habited ÚwÚ as it UwU becomes 
^.^ The partner :3 of ^-^ youw bed. xDD Methinks ^-^ I see 
^w^ Weontes opening ^.^ his >w< fwee xDD awms ^-^ and weeping 
:33 His xDD wewcomes ^-^ fowth; asks ÚwÚ thee >w< thewe ÚwÚ 'Son, ;;w;; fowgivenyess!' 
:33 As x3 'twewe ^.^ i' >_> th' >_> fathew's ;;w;; pewson; kisses >w< the >w< hands 
Of ^-^ youw >_> fwesh >_< pwincess; ^.^ o'ew ^-^ and ^.^ o'ew :33 divides xDD him 
^.^ 'Twixt ^.^ his >w< unkindnyess ^-^ and ^.^ his ÚwÚ kindnyess- >_> th' >w< onye 
He ;;w;; chides uWu to uWu heww, ^-^ and ^.^ bids >w< the x3 othew ÚwÚ gwow 
xDD Fastew than :3 thought >w< ow time. 
FLORIZEL. ;;w;; Wowthy ;;w;; Camiwwo, 
:3 What xDD cowouw for >_> my visitation >_< shaww ^-^ I 
x3 Howd :3 up :33 befowe him? 
CAMILLO. OwO Sent :3 by >w< the OwO King ^-^ youw father 
>_< To >_< gweet xDD him ^-^ and uWu to >w< give xDD him xDD comfowts. x3 Siw, 
^.^ The >w< mannyew :3 of ^-^ youw ÚwÚ beawing ^.^ towawds :3 him, xDD with 
:3 What :33 you ÚwÚ as OwO fwom ^-^ youw father >_< shaww UwU dewivew, 
:33 Things known ÚwÚ betwixt uWu us x3 thwee, >_< I'ww xDD wwite :33 you >_< down; 
^.^ The xDD which >_< shaww point :33 you ^-^ fowth :3 at >_> evewy xDD sitting 
:3 What :33 you must say, ^w^ that UwU he >_< shaww UwU nyot :3 pewceive 
xDD But ^w^ that :33 you have ^-^ youw >_> fathew's bosom >w< thewe 
And UwU speak ^.^ his :3 vewy >w< heawt. 
FLORIZEL. ^-^ I am ^.^ bound uWu to ÚwÚ you. 
;;w;; Thewe is ÚwÚ some OwO sap ^-^ in this. 
CAMILLO. xDD A ÚwÚ couwse :33 mowe uWu pwomising 
uWu Than a wild dedication :3 of :33 youwsewves 
>_< To >_< unpath'd ^.^ watews, uWu undweam'd :33 showes, :3 most x3 cewtain 
>_< To ^-^ misewies OwO enyough; xDD nyo hope uWu to :33 hewp ^.^ you, 
xDD But ÚwÚ as :33 you shake off >w< onye uWu to ^w^ take >_< anyothew; 
Nothing ;;w;; so x3 cewtain ÚwÚ as ^-^ youw >_> anchows, ;;w;; who 
:3 Do their uWu best :33 office >_> if :33 they ^w^ can but x3 stay :33 you 
;;w;; Whewe ^.^ you'ww >_< be ^-^ woath uWu to OwO be. :33 Besides, :33 you >_< knyow 
>_< Pwospewity's >w< the :3 vewy >_< bond :3 of love, 
>_< Whose >_> fwesh :33 compwexion ^-^ and :3 whose :33 heawt x3 togethew 
xDD Affwiction >w< awtews. 
^w^ PEWDITA. uWu Onye :3 of uWu these is ;;w;; twue: 
^-^ I xDD think uWu affwiction ^w^ may uWu subdue >w< the cheek, 
xDD But UwU nyot ^w^ take ^-^ in >w< the :3 mind. 
CAMILLO. x3 Yea, say :33 you so? 
;;w;; Thewe >_< shaww UwU nyot :3 at ^-^ youw >_> fathew's house uWu these seven xDD yeaws 
;;w;; Be >w< bown uWu anyothew xDD such. 
FLORIZEL. ^w^ My ^w^ good ;;w;; Camiwwo, 
ÚwÚ She is ÚwÚ as ;;w;; fowwawd :3 of ;;w;; hew ^w^ bweeding ÚwÚ as 
ÚwÚ She is ^.^ i' >_> th' rear uWu o' x3 ouw birth. 
CAMILLO. ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot say ÚwÚ 'tis :33 pity 
ÚwÚ She :33 wacks x3 instwuctions, for she ^-^ seems a ÚwÚ mistwess 
>_< To :3 most ^w^ that teach. 
^w^ PEWDITA. ;;w;; Youw pardon, sir; for ^w^ this 
>_< I'ww blush :33 you >w< thanks. 
FLORIZEL. ^w^ My >_< pwettiest OwO Pewdita! 
>w< But, OwO O, >w< the :3 thowns ;;w;; we >_< stand upon! >_> Camiwwo- 
^.^ Pwesewvew :3 of >_> my ^-^ fathew, now :3 of x3 me; 
^.^ The medicine :3 of x3 ouw xDD house- how >_< shaww ;;w;; we do? 
OwO We are UwU nyot furnish'd OwO wike >_> Bohemia's x3 son; 
>_> Nyow >_< shaww ÚwÚ appeaw ^-^ in OwO Siciwia. 
CAMILLO. ^w^ My lord, 
Fear none :3 of this. ^-^ I xDD think :33 you >_< knyow >_> my UwU fowtunyes 
:3 Do ;;w;; aww >_< wie >w< thewe. >_> It >_< shaww >_< be ;;w;; so >_> my OwO cawe 
>_< To have :33 you royally uWu appointed ÚwÚ as >_> if 
^.^ The uWu scenye :33 you uWu pway were >_< minye. :3 Fow :3 instance, sir, 
:33 That :33 you ^w^ may >_< knyow :33 you >_< shaww UwU nyot OwO want- >w< onye word. 
;;w;; [They ^-^ tawk >_< aside] 

^-^ We-entew AUTOLYCUS 

xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^w^ Ha, ha! what a UwU foow OwO Honyesty ^.^ is! ^-^ and ;;w;; Twust, ^.^ his ^w^ swown 
^-^ bwothew, a :3 vewy ÚwÚ simpwe >_< gentweman! ^-^ I have sold ;;w;; aww >_> my trumpery; 
UwU nyot a counterfeit x3 stonye, UwU nyot a OwO wibbon, xDD gwass, uWu pomandew, ^-^ bwooch, 
OwO tabwe-book, UwU bawwad, uWu knyife, uWu tape, glove, ^.^ shoe-tie, bracelet, 
horn-ring, uWu to :3 keep >_> my pack OwO fwom fasting. xDD They ^-^ thwong ;;w;; who OwO shouwd 
:3 buy first, ÚwÚ as >_> if >_> my :3 twinkets ^w^ had OwO been uWu hawwowed ^-^ and brought a 
>_< benyediction uWu to >w< the >w< buyew; :3 by xDD which ÚwÚ means ^-^ I OwO saw :3 whose ^.^ puwse >_> was 
uWu best ^-^ in >_< pictuwe; ^-^ and what ^-^ I >_> saw, uWu to >_> my ^w^ good ÚwÚ use ^-^ I rememb'red. ^w^ My 
ÚwÚ cwown, ;;w;; who ^-^ wants but x3 something uWu to >_< be a uWu weasonyabwe ;;w;; man, OwO gwew ;;w;; so ^-^ in 
:33 wove xDD with >w< the UwU wenches' ÚwÚ song ^w^ that UwU he :3 wouwd UwU nyot >w< stiw ^.^ his >w< pettitoes 
:3 tiww UwU he ^w^ had x3 both ^.^ tunye ^-^ and >_< wowds, xDD which ;;w;; so OwO dwew >w< the :33 west :3 of >w< the 
herd uWu to :33 me ^w^ that ;;w;; aww their x3 othew ^.^ senses >_> stuck ^-^ in ;;w;; eaws. You :33 might 
have >w< pinch'd a >_> pwacket, it >_> was OwO sensewess; x3 'twas OwO nyothing uWu to geld a 
uWu codpiece :3 of a >_> puwse; ^-^ I :3 wouwd have :33 fiw'd >w< keys off ^w^ that hung ^-^ in 
^w^ chains. :33 Nyo :33 heawing, xDD nyo feeling, but >_> my ;;w;; siw's OwO song, ^-^ and admiring 
>w< the OwO nyothing :3 of uWu it. So ^w^ that ^-^ in ^w^ this :3 time :3 of ^-^ wethawgy ^-^ I ^w^ pick'd ^-^ and 
cut :3 most :3 of their >_> festivaw >_< puwses; ^-^ and ^w^ had UwU nyot >w< the old man come 
^-^ in xDD with >_< whoobub ÚwÚ against ^.^ his uWu daughtew ^-^ and >w< the King's ^-^ son ^-^ and 
scar'd >_> my >_< choughs OwO fwom >w< the chaff, ^-^ I ^w^ had UwU nyot UwU weft a ^.^ puwse ^-^ awive ^-^ in 
>w< the uWu whowe army. 

uWu CAMIWWO, :3 FWOWIZEW, ^-^ and ^-^ PEWDITA come ;;w;; fowwawd 

CAMILLO. Nay, but >_> my UwU wettews, :3 by ^w^ this ÚwÚ means being >w< thewe 
So UwU soon ÚwÚ as :33 you x3 awwive, >_< shaww UwU cweaw ^w^ that doubt. 
FLORIZEL. And those ^w^ that ^.^ you'ww >_> pwocuwe OwO fwom OwO King ^w^ Weontes? 
CAMILLO. ÚwÚ Shaww :33 satisfy ^-^ youw :33 fathew. 
^w^ PEWDITA. x3 Happy >_< be >_> you! 
;;w;; Aww ^w^ that :33 you UwU speak :3 shows fair. 
CAMILLO. >_< [seeing ^w^ AUTOWYCUS] >_< Who have ;;w;; we :33 hewe? 
>w< We'ww uWu make :3 an ^.^ instwument :3 of this; >_< omit 
Nothing ^w^ may >w< give uWu us aid. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. [Aside] UwU If :33 they have >_< ovewheawd :33 me x3 nyow- OwO why, ^-^ hanging. 
CAMILLO. UwU How uWu nyow, ^w^ good fellow! ^.^ Why shak'st >w< thou so? 
Fear not, >_< man; >_> hewe's xDD nyo ^-^ hawm ^-^ intended uWu to ;;w;; thee. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ I am a x3 poow fellow, ^-^ siw. 
CAMILLO. :3 Why, >_< be ;;w;; so >_< stiww; >_> hewe's uWu nyobody >w< wiww >_> steaw ^w^ that OwO fwom ;;w;; thee. 
^w^ Yet for >w< the outside :3 of thy ;;w;; povewty ;;w;; we must uWu make :3 an ;;w;; exchange; 
x3 thewefowe OwO discase ÚwÚ thee x3 instantwy- >w< thou must xDD think >_< thewe's a 
necessity x3 in't- ^-^ and ^w^ change ÚwÚ gawments xDD with ^w^ this xDD gentweman. OwO Though 
>w< the x3 pennywowth on ^.^ his >w< side >_< be >w< the OwO wowst, yet hold ^-^ thee, >_< thewe's 
ÚwÚ some ;;w;; boot. ÚwÚ [Giving :33 monyey] 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ I am a x3 poow fellow, ^-^ siw. [Aside] ^-^ I >_< knyow xDD ye ^w^ weww 
xDD enyough. 
CAMILLO. Nay, >_> pwithee :3 dispatch. ^.^ The gentleman is :3 hawf >_> fway'd 
uWu awweady. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ;;w;; Awe :33 you ^-^ in :3 camest, >_> siw? [Aside] ^-^ I x3 smeww >w< the trick 
on't. 
FLORIZEL. OwO Dispatch, ^-^ I >w< pwithee. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. Indeed, ^-^ I have ^w^ had >_< eawnyest; but ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot xDD with >w< conscience 
^w^ take uWu it. 
CAMILLO. :3 Unbuckwe, unbuckle. 

OwO FWOWIZEW ^-^ and AUTOLYCUS exchange ÚwÚ gawments 

^w^ Fowtunyate UwU mistwess- let >_> my ^-^ pwophecy 
^w^ Come home uWu to ye!- :33 you must UwU wetiwe :33 youwsewf 
>w< Into ÚwÚ some uWu covewt; ^w^ take ^-^ youw xDD sweetheawt's :3 hat 
And pluck it ^.^ o'ew ^-^ youw UwU bwows, ^.^ muffwe ^-^ youw OwO face, 
Dismantle ^.^ you, UwU and, ÚwÚ as :33 you can, >_< diswiken 
^.^ The >_> twuth :3 of ^-^ youw ^-^ own ^w^ seeming, ^w^ that :33 you :3 may- 
:3 Fow ^-^ I do ^w^ feaw ^.^ eyes OwO ovew- uWu to shipboard 
Get xDD undescwied. 
^w^ PEWDITA. ^-^ I see >w< the uWu pway ;;w;; so ^w^ wies 
:33 That ^-^ I must ;;w;; beaw a x3 pawt. 
CAMILLO. :33 Nyo remedy. 
>_< Have :33 you ^w^ donye ÚwÚ thewe? 
FLORIZEL. ^.^ Shouwd ^-^ I now meet >_> my ^-^ fathew, 
He :3 wouwd UwU nyot UwU caww :33 me ;;w;; son. 
CAMILLO. Nay, :33 you >_< shaww have xDD nyo >_< hat. 
ÚwÚ [Giving it uWu to UwU PEWDITA] 
uWu Come, xDD wady, ^-^ come. Farewell, >_> my OwO fwiend. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. >w< Adieu, ^-^ siw. 
FLORIZEL. O ÚwÚ Pewdita, what have ;;w;; we ;;w;; twain x3 fowgot! 
xDD Pway :33 you a word. ;;w;; [They ^.^ convewse :3 apawt] 
CAMILLO. [Aside] :3 What ^-^ I do UwU nyext >_< shaww >_< be uWu to tell >w< the OwO King 
Of ^w^ this uWu escape, ^-^ and >_< whithew :33 they are bound; 
Wherein >_> my hope is ^-^ I >_< shaww ;;w;; so uWu pwevaiw 
>_< To ÚwÚ fowce xDD him >w< aftew; ^-^ in :3 whose company 
^-^ I >_< shaww ;;w;; we-view >_< Siciwia, for :3 whose :33 sight 
^-^ I have a :3 woman's :33 wonging. 
FLORIZEL. OwO Fowtunye >_< speed >_> us! 
Thus ;;w;; we ^w^ set ;;w;; on, ;;w;; Camiwwo, uWu to >_> th' sea-side. 
CAMILLO. ^.^ The :33 swiftew >_< speed >w< the better. 
Exeunt :3 FWOWIZEW, ÚwÚ PEWDITA, ^-^ and ^.^ CAMIWWO 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ I understand >w< the ÚwÚ businyess, ^-^ I >_> heaw uWu it. >_< To have :3 an uWu open 
^-^ eaw, a quick ^-^ eye, ^-^ and a :33 nyimbwe ;;w;; hand, is >w< nyecessawy for a 
cut-purse; a ^w^ good x3 nyose is requisite xDD awso, uWu to x3 smeww :33 out >w< wowk for 
>_> th' x3 othew senses. ^-^ I see ^w^ this is >w< the :3 time ^w^ that >w< the :3 unjust man x3 doth 
thrive. :3 What :3 an exchange ^w^ had ^w^ this OwO been :33 without x3 boot! :3 What a UwU boot 
is ÚwÚ hewe xDD with ^w^ this OwO exchange! uWu Suwe, >w< the UwU gods do ^w^ this :33 yeaw :33 connyive 
:3 at us, ^-^ and ;;w;; we ^w^ may do anything >_< extempowe. ^.^ The xDD Pwince himself is 
uWu about a piece :3 of iniquity- ^.^ steawing xDD away OwO fwom ^.^ his father xDD with ^.^ his 
ÚwÚ cwog :3 at ^.^ his heels. UwU If ^-^ I :3 thought it were a piece :3 of uWu honyesty uWu to 
^.^ acquaint >w< the OwO King :33 withaw, ^-^ I :3 wouwd UwU nyot ^-^ do't. ^-^ I hold it >w< the :33 mowe 
OwO knyavewy uWu to conceal x3 it; ^-^ and ÚwÚ thewein am ^-^ I ;;w;; constant uWu to >_> my 
:3 pwofession. 

^-^ We-entew :3 CWOWN ^-^ and SHEPHERD 

>_< Aside, aside- ÚwÚ hewe is :33 mowe :3 mattew for a hot ÚwÚ bwain. Every >w< wanye's 
^w^ end, >_> evewy >_< shop, ^-^ chuwch, ^.^ session, :33 hanging, yields a :33 cawefuw man 
work. 
UwU CWOWN. See, ÚwÚ see; what a man :33 you are OwO nyow! ;;w;; Thewe is xDD nyo x3 othew x3 way but 
uWu to tell >w< the OwO King she's a changeling ^-^ and none :3 of ^-^ youw flesh ^-^ and 
>w< bwood. 
SHEPHERD. Nay, but >_> heaw >w< me. 
UwU CWOWN. >w< Nyay- but >_> heaw >w< me. 
SHEPHERD. :3 Go x3 to, ^w^ then. 
UwU CWOWN. ÚwÚ She being none :3 of ^-^ youw flesh ^-^ and uWu bwood, ^-^ youw flesh ^-^ and UwU bwood 
has UwU nyot ^-^ offended >w< the OwO King; ^-^ and ;;w;; so ^-^ youw flesh ^-^ and UwU bwood is UwU nyot uWu to 
>_< be punish'd :3 by ^-^ him. x3 Show those things :33 you x3 found uWu about >w< hew, those 
;;w;; secwet ÚwÚ things- ;;w;; aww but what she has xDD with x3 hew. ^.^ This being x3 donye, 
let >w< the :3 waw ^w^ go ÚwÚ whistwe; ^-^ I warrant ÚwÚ you. 
SHEPHERD. ^-^ I >w< wiww tell >w< the OwO King >w< aww, >_> evewy :33 wowd- >w< yea, ^-^ and ^.^ his son's 
pranks too; :33 who, ^-^ I ^w^ may say, is xDD nyo uWu honyest ;;w;; man, ^w^ nyeithew uWu to ^.^ his 
father >_< nyow uWu to me, uWu to ^w^ go uWu about uWu to uWu make :33 me >w< the King's 
>_< bwothew-in-waw. 
UwU CWOWN. Indeed, OwO bwothew-in-waw >_> was >w< the farthest off :33 you ^-^ couwd have 
OwO been uWu to xDD him; ^-^ and :33 then ^-^ youw UwU bwood ^w^ had OwO been >w< the dearer :3 by ^-^ I >_< knyow 
how ÚwÚ much :3 an >_> ounce. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. [Aside] ^w^ Vewy ^-^ wisewy, puppies! 
SHEPHERD. xDD Weww, let uWu us uWu to >w< the UwU King. ;;w;; Thewe is ^w^ that ^-^ in ^w^ this ^-^ fawdew 
>w< wiww uWu make xDD him scratch ^.^ his ^.^ beawd. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. [Aside] ^-^ I >_< knyow UwU nyot what ^-^ impediment ^w^ this ;;w;; compwaint ^w^ may 
>_< be uWu to >w< the flight :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ mastew. 
UwU CWOWN. xDD Pway ;;w;; heawtiwy UwU he >_< be :3 at OwO pawace. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. [Aside] OwO Though ^-^ I am UwU nyot ^-^ nyatuwawwy OwO honyest, ^-^ I am ;;w;; so 
uWu sometimes :3 by chance. Let :33 me ^.^ pocket :3 up >_> my ;;w;; pedwaw's uWu excwement. 
UwU [Takes off ^.^ his x3 fawse beard] UwU How uWu nyow, x3 wustics! uWu Whithew are :33 you 
bound? 
SHEPHERD. >_< To >_> th' >_< pawace, :3 an it OwO wike ^-^ youw uWu wowship. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ;;w;; Youw x3 affaiws there, x3 what, xDD with whom, >w< the ;;w;; condition :3 of 
^w^ that xDD fawdew, >w< the :3 pwace :3 of ^-^ youw dwelling, ^-^ youw >_< nyames, ^-^ youw ages, 
:3 of what xDD having, breeding, ^-^ and anything ^w^ that is fitting uWu to >_< be 
ÚwÚ knyown- :3 discovew. 
UwU CWOWN. OwO We are but UwU pwain fellows, ^-^ siw. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. xDD A :33 wie: :33 you are ^.^ wough ^-^ and ^w^ haiwy. Let :33 me have xDD nyo UwU wying; it 
UwU becomes none but tradesmen, ^-^ and :33 they x3 often >w< give uWu us :33 sowdiews >w< the 
>_< wie; but ;;w;; we ^-^ pay them for it xDD with stamped :3 coin, UwU nyot stabbing 
xDD steew; x3 thewefowe :33 they do UwU nyot >w< give uWu us >w< the :33 wie. 
UwU CWOWN. ;;w;; Youw worship ^w^ had OwO wike uWu to have ÚwÚ given uWu us :3 onye, >_> if :33 you ^w^ had UwU nyot 
^.^ taken :33 youwsewf xDD with >w< the ^w^ mannyew. 
SHEPHERD. ;;w;; Awe :33 you a >_< couwtiew, ^w^ an't OwO wike ^.^ you, >_> siw? 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^.^ Whethew it OwO wike :33 me >w< ow uWu nyo, ^-^ I am a courtier. UwU Seest >w< thou 
UwU nyot >w< the air :3 of >w< the >w< couwt ^-^ in uWu these OwO enfowdings? uWu Hath UwU nyot >_> my OwO gait ^-^ in 
it >w< the :3 measuwe :3 of >w< the court? uWu Weceives UwU nyot thy x3 nyose ^w^ couwt-odouw 
OwO fwom ÚwÚ me? uWu Wefwect ^-^ I UwU nyot on thy >_< basenyess ^w^ couwt-contempt? ^-^ Think'st 
UwU thou, for ^w^ that ^-^ I xDD insinyuate, ^w^ that UwU toaze OwO fwom ÚwÚ thee thy ÚwÚ businyess, ^-^ I 
am x3 thewefowe xDD nyo ÚwÚ couwtiew? ^-^ I am ^w^ couwtiew ^.^ cap-a-pe, ^-^ and >w< onye ^w^ that 
>w< wiww OwO eithew push on >w< ow pluck >_< back thy business >_> thewe; ÚwÚ wheweupon ^-^ I 
UwU command >w< the uWu to uWu open thy affair. 
SHEPHERD. ^w^ My ÚwÚ businyess, sir, is uWu to >w< the UwU King. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. :3 What UwU advocate UwU hast >w< thou uWu to him? 
SHEPHERD. ^-^ I >_< knyow not, ^w^ an't OwO wike ÚwÚ you. 
UwU CWOWN. :3 Advocate's >w< the ^-^ couwt-wowd for a pheasant; say :33 you have x3 nyonye. 
SHEPHERD. uWu Nyonye, sir; ^-^ I have xDD nyo >w< pheasant, ^.^ cock >_< nyow xDD hen. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. UwU How xDD bwessed are ;;w;; we ^w^ that are UwU nyot ÚwÚ simpwe men! 
^w^ Yet ;;w;; nyatuwe :33 might have uWu made :33 me ÚwÚ as uWu these x3 awe, 
Therefore ^-^ I >w< wiww UwU nyot x3 disdain. 
UwU CWOWN. ^.^ This ;;w;; cannyot >_< be but a >_> gweat courtier. 
SHEPHERD. :33 His ÚwÚ gawments are UwU wich, but UwU he wears them UwU nyot handsomely. 
UwU CWOWN. He ^-^ seems uWu to >_< be >w< the :33 mowe ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ in being x3 fantasticaw. 
xDD A >_> gweat ;;w;; man, >_< I'ww warrant; ^-^ I >_< knyow :3 by >w< the picking ;;w;; on's teeth. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^.^ The ^-^ fawdew ÚwÚ thewe? What's ^.^ i' >_> th' ^w^ fawdew? ^.^ Whewefowe ^w^ that 
box? 
SHEPHERD. x3 Siw, >w< thewe ^w^ wies >_< such >_< secwets ^-^ in ^w^ this ^-^ fawdew ^-^ and ;;w;; box xDD which 
none must >_< knyow but >w< the OwO King; ^-^ and xDD which UwU he >_< shaww >_< knyow >_> within ^w^ this 
hour, >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ may come uWu to >_> th' >_> speech :3 of ^-^ him. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. xDD Age, >w< thou UwU hast :33 wost thy UwU wabouw. 
SHEPHERD. :3 Why, ^-^ Siw? 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^.^ The OwO King is UwU nyot :3 at >w< the x3 pawace; UwU he is ^w^ gonye uWu aboawd a xDD nyew 
^-^ ship uWu to purge ^.^ mewanchowy ^-^ and air ^.^ himsewf; ^-^ fow, >_> if >w< thou >w< be'st 
;;w;; capabwe :3 of things >_> sewious, >w< thou must >_< knyow >w< the OwO King is full :3 of 
grief. 
SHEPHERD. So ÚwÚ 'tis ^w^ said, :3 siw- uWu about ^.^ his son, ^w^ that OwO shouwd have 
married a OwO shephewd's ;;w;; daughtew. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. UwU If ^w^ that shepherd >_< be UwU nyot ^-^ in ^.^ hand-fast, let xDD him fly; >w< the 
;;w;; cuwses UwU he >_< shaww uWu have, >w< the tortures UwU he >_< shaww ^w^ feew, >w< wiww x3 bweak >w< the 
>_< back :3 of ;;w;; man, >w< the :33 heawt :3 of xDD monstew. 
UwU CWOWN. >w< Think :33 you ;;w;; so, >_> siw? 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. uWu Nyot UwU he OwO awonye >_< shaww :3 suffew what UwU wit ^w^ can uWu make >_< heavy ^-^ and 
vengeance UwU bittew; but those ^w^ that are UwU gewmanye uWu to :3 him, though 
uWu wemov'd x3 fifty xDD times, >_< shaww ;;w;; aww come ^.^ undew >w< the :33 hangman- which, 
though it >_< be >_> gweat pity, yet it is necessary. ;;w;; An old 
ÚwÚ sheep-whistwing rogue, a ^-^ wam-tendew, uWu to x3 offew uWu to have ^.^ his 
uWu daughtew come uWu into :33 gwace! ^.^ Some say UwU he >_< shaww >_< be :33 ston'd; but ^w^ that 
ÚwÚ death is x3 too UwU soft for :3 him, say xDD I. Draw x3 ouw ^w^ thwonye uWu into a 
sheep-cote!- ;;w;; aww ^w^ deaths are x3 too ^w^ few, >w< the uWu shawpest x3 too xDD easy. 
UwU CWOWN. :3 Has >w< the old man e'er a son, sir, do :33 you uWu heaw, ^w^ an't OwO wike ^.^ you, 
>_> siw? 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. He has a son- ;;w;; who >_< shaww >_< be >_> fway'd ^.^ awive; :33 then ÚwÚ 'nyointed 
OwO ovew xDD with ^w^ honyey, ^w^ set on >w< the ^.^ head :3 of a wasp's ÚwÚ nyest; :33 then >_< stand 
:3 tiww UwU he >_< be xDD thwee >w< quawtews ^-^ and a uWu dwam dead; :33 then xDD wecovew'd ;;w;; again 
xDD with ÚwÚ aqua-vitae >w< ow ÚwÚ some x3 othew hot >_< infusion; uWu then, uWu waw ÚwÚ as UwU he UwU is, 
^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; hottest x3 day xDD pwognyostication ^-^ pwocwaims, >_< shaww UwU he >_< be ^w^ set 
ÚwÚ against a UwU bwick ^-^ waww, >w< the sun :33 wooking xDD with a southward eye upon 
:3 him, >w< whewe UwU he is uWu to uWu behowd xDD him xDD with :33 fwies blown uWu to ^-^ death. xDD But 
what ^-^ tawk ;;w;; we :3 of uWu these ^-^ twaitowwy OwO wascaws, :3 whose ^-^ misewies are uWu to >_< be 
smil'd >w< at, their >_> offences being ;;w;; so capital? Tell me, for :33 you seem 
uWu to >_< be uWu honyest UwU pwain men, what :33 you have uWu to >w< the UwU King. ÚwÚ Being 
x3 something OwO gentwy consider'd, >_< I'ww >_< bwing :33 you >w< whewe UwU he is UwU aboawd, 
tender ^-^ youw ^-^ pewsons uWu to ^.^ his ÚwÚ pwesence, :3 whispew xDD him ^-^ in ^-^ youw >_< behawfs; 
^-^ and >_> if it >_< be ^-^ in man ^-^ besides >w< the OwO King uWu to ÚwÚ effect ^-^ youw suits, ÚwÚ hewe 
is man >_< shaww do uWu it. 
UwU CWOWN. He ^-^ seems uWu to >_< be :3 of >_> gweat OwO authowity. xDD Cwose xDD with :3 him, >w< give xDD him 
:3 gowd; ^-^ and though ^w^ authowity >_< be a OwO stubbown ^.^ beaw, yet UwU he is oft led 
:3 by >w< the x3 nyose xDD with ^w^ gowd. x3 Show >w< the ^.^ inside :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ puwse uWu to >w< the 
outside :3 of ^.^ his ;;w;; hand, ^-^ and xDD nyo :33 mowe ado. OwO Wemembew- ston'd ^-^ and >_> fway'd 
>w< awive. 
SHEPHERD. An't UwU pwease ^.^ you, sir, uWu to ;;w;; undewtake >w< the business for us, 
ÚwÚ hewe is ^w^ that >_< gowd ^-^ I >w< have. >_< I'ww uWu make it ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ^-^ mowe, ^-^ and uWu weave 
^w^ this xDD young man ^-^ in :33 pawn :3 tiww ^-^ I >_< bwing it ÚwÚ you. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. uWu Aftew ^-^ I have ^w^ donye what ^-^ I UwU pwomised? 
SHEPHERD. x3 Ay, ^-^ siw. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. xDD Weww, >w< give :33 me >w< the x3 moiety. ;;w;; Awe :33 you a party ^-^ in ^w^ this 
>_> businyess? 
UwU CWOWN. ^.^ In ÚwÚ some sort, sir; but though >_> my case >_< be a pitiful :3 onye, ^-^ I 
hope ^-^ I >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be >_> fway'd :33 out :3 of uWu it. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. OwO O, UwU that's >w< the case :3 of >w< the OwO shephewd's OwO son! ^.^ Hang :3 him, 
he'll >_< be uWu made :3 an ^.^ exampwe. 
UwU CWOWN. >_> Comfowt, ^w^ good OwO comfowt! OwO We must uWu to >w< the OwO King ^-^ and ^w^ show x3 ouw 
^-^ stwange sights. He must >_< knyow ÚwÚ 'tis none :3 of ^-^ youw uWu daughtew >_< nyow >_> my 
sister; ;;w;; we are ^w^ gonye ;;w;; ewse. x3 Siw, ^-^ I >w< wiww >w< give :33 you ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as ^w^ this 
old man :3 does, uWu when >w< the business is performed; ^-^ and ÚwÚ wemain, ÚwÚ as UwU he 
x3 says, ^-^ youw :33 pawn :3 tiww it >_< be brought ÚwÚ you. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD twust ÚwÚ you. Walk :33 befowe ^.^ towawd >w< the sea-side; ^w^ go on 
>w< the ^.^ wight-hand; ^-^ I >w< wiww but >w< wook upon >w< the >_< hedge, ^-^ and x3 fowwow ÚwÚ you. 
UwU CWOWN. OwO We are blest ^-^ in ^w^ this ;;w;; man, ÚwÚ as ^-^ I ^w^ may say, uWu even x3 bwest. 
SHEPHERD. xDD Wet's :3 befowe, ÚwÚ as UwU he ^.^ bids :33 us. He >_> was OwO pwovided uWu to do uWu us 
:33 good. Exeunt SHEPHERD ^-^ and :3 CWOWN 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ had a ;;w;; mind uWu to >_< be OwO honyest, ^-^ I see OwO Fowtunye :3 wouwd UwU nyot 
:3 suffew ^.^ me: she ^.^ dwops booties ^-^ in >_> my UwU mouth. ^-^ I am xDD couwted now xDD with a 
>w< doubwe occasion- :3 gowd, ^-^ and a ÚwÚ means uWu to do >w< the xDD Pwince >_> my ^w^ mastew 
;;w;; good; xDD which ;;w;; who UwU knyows how ^w^ that ^w^ may ^w^ tuwn >_< back uWu to >_> my ^w^ advancement? ^-^ I 
>w< wiww >_< bwing uWu these x3 two xDD mowes, uWu these ^.^ bwind ones, uWu aboawd ^-^ him. UwU If UwU he 
xDD think it >w< fit uWu to ^w^ showe them >w< again, ^-^ and ^w^ that >w< the ;;w;; compwaint :33 they 
have uWu to >w< the OwO King concerns xDD him ;;w;; nyothing, let xDD him UwU caww :33 me ^.^ wogue for 
being ;;w;; so far UwU officious; for ^-^ I am >_< pwoof ÚwÚ against ^w^ that UwU titwe, ^-^ and 
what OwO shame else belongs to't. >_< To xDD him >w< wiww ^-^ I present uWu them. ;;w;; Thewe 
^w^ may >_< be :3 mattew ^-^ in uWu it. x3 Exit 




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>_< ACT V. ^w^ SCENyE xDD I. 
OwO Siciwia. ^.^ The ^-^ pawace :3 of >w< WEONTES 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WEONTES, ^w^ CWEOMENyES, DION, >w< PAUWINyA, ^-^ and :33 OTHEWS 

OwO CWEOMENyES. x3 Siw, :33 you have ^w^ donye ^w^ enyough, ^-^ and have >w< pewfowm'd 
xDD A saint-like sorrow. :33 Nyo x3 fauwt ^-^ couwd :33 you uWu make 
Which :33 you have UwU nyot redeem'd; UwU indeed, >_< paid OwO down 
x3 Mowe :33 penyitence than ^w^ donye >_> twespass. x3 At >w< the ^-^ wast, 
:3 Do ÚwÚ as >w< the heavens have :33 donye: forget ^-^ youw ^w^ eviw; 
With them x3 fowgive yourself. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ÚwÚ Whiwst ^-^ I remember 
ÚwÚ Hew ^-^ and ;;w;; hew OwO viwtues, ^-^ I ;;w;; cannyot forget 
^w^ My >w< bwemishes ^-^ in them, ^-^ and ;;w;; so OwO stiww xDD think :3 of 
^.^ The ^-^ wwong ^-^ I >w< did myself; xDD which >_> was ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much 
:33 That ÚwÚ heiwwess it hath uWu made >_> my >w< kingdom, ^-^ and 
uWu Destwoy'd >w< the OwO sweet'st x3 companyion ^w^ that e'er man 
>_> Bwed ^.^ his ;;w;; hopes :33 out >_< of. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. OwO Twue, x3 too ;;w;; twue, >_> my ^-^ wowd. 
If, >w< onye :3 by :3 onye, :33 you ÚwÚ wedded ;;w;; aww >w< the world, 
>_> Ow OwO fwom >w< the ;;w;; aww ^w^ that are took x3 something ^w^ good 
>_< To uWu make a UwU pewfect woman, she :33 you kill'd 
>w< Wouwd >_< be x3 unpawawwew'd. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^-^ I xDD think >_< so. Kill'd! 
ÚwÚ She ^-^ I xDD kiww'd! ^-^ I >w< did uWu so; but >w< thou OwO stwik'st :33 me 
:33 Sowewy, uWu to say ^-^ I did. >_> It is ÚwÚ as OwO bittew 
ÚwÚ Upon thy tongue ÚwÚ as ^-^ in >_> my ^.^ thought. xDD Nyow, ^w^ good uWu nyow, 
Say ;;w;; so but x3 sewdom. 
OwO CWEOMENyES. uWu Nyot :3 at >w< aww, ^w^ good OwO wady. 
You :33 might have ^-^ spoken a >_> thousand things ^w^ that :3 wouwd 
>_< Have ^w^ donye >w< the :3 time :33 mowe ^.^ benyefit, ^-^ and grac'd 
;;w;; Youw kindness better. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. You are >w< onye :3 of those 
>w< Wouwd have xDD him ^-^ wed again. 
DION. UwU If :33 you :3 wouwd UwU nyot ;;w;; so, 
You :33 pity UwU nyot >w< the xDD state, >_< nyow >w< the :33 wemembwance 
Of ^.^ his :3 most sovereign name; uWu considew ^-^ wittwe 
:3 What ^.^ dangews, :3 by ^.^ his ^-^ Highnyess' >_> faiw :3 of UwU issue, 
:3 May drop upon ^.^ his :33 kingdom ^-^ and x3 devouw 
;;w;; Incewtain UwU wookews-on. :3 What were :33 mowe UwU howy 
uWu Than uWu to UwU wejoice >w< the uWu fowmew :3 queen is UwU weww? 
:3 What holier xDD than, for OwO woyawty's x3 wepaiw, 
:3 Fow present uWu comfowt, ^-^ and for xDD futuwe ^.^ good, 
>_< To bless >w< the bed :3 of uWu majesty ;;w;; again 
With a sweet uWu fewwow UwU to't? 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. ;;w;; Thewe is none uWu wowthy, 
^w^ Wespecting ;;w;; hew UwU that's gone. :33 Besides, >w< the UwU gods 
Will have fulfill'd their ;;w;; secwet ;;w;; puwposes; 
:3 Fow has UwU nyot >w< the ÚwÚ divinye >_> Apowwo ^w^ said, 
Is't UwU nyot >w< the ^.^ tenyouw :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ owacwe, 
:33 That OwO King ^w^ Weontes >_< shaww UwU nyot have :3 an >_< heiw 
xDD Tiww ^.^ his :33 wost UwU chiwd >_< be >_< found? Which ^w^ that it UwU shaww, 
Is ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ as monstrous uWu to x3 ouw uWu human :3 weason 
:33 As >_> my OwO Antigonyus uWu to x3 bweak ^.^ his grave 
And come ;;w;; again uWu to x3 me; :33 who, on >_> my >_< wife, 
ÚwÚ Did perish xDD with >w< the >_> infant. 'Tis ^-^ youw ^-^ counsew 
^w^ My lord OwO shouwd uWu to >w< the heavens >_< be :3 contwawy, 
Oppose ÚwÚ against their wills. ^w^ [To OwO WEONTES] ;;w;; Cawe UwU nyot for >w< issue; 
^.^ The crown >w< wiww find :3 an OwO heiw. Great ÚwÚ Awexandew 
ÚwÚ Weft ^.^ his uWu to >_> th' >w< wowthiest; ;;w;; so ^.^ his >_> successow 
uWu Was OwO wike uWu to >_< be >w< the ^.^ best. 
;;w;; WEONTES. Good UwU Pauwinya, 
>_< Who UwU hast >w< the memory :3 of ^-^ Hewmionye, 
^-^ I :33 knyow, ^-^ in ;;w;; honyouw, O ^w^ that ^-^ evew ^-^ I 
Had >_< squaw'd :33 me uWu to thy counsel! OwO Then, uWu even uWu nyow, 
^-^ I :33 might have OwO wook'd upon >_> my ^w^ queen's full uWu eyes, 
>_< Have ^.^ taken >w< tweasuwe OwO fwom ;;w;; hew x3 wips- 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. And UwU weft them 
x3 Mowe rich for what :33 they uWu yiewded. 
;;w;; WEONTES. Thou ^-^ speak'st xDD twuth. 
:33 Nyo :33 mowe >_< such wives; >_< thewefowe, xDD nyo ÚwÚ wife. uWu Onye ^-^ wowse, 
And xDD bettew uWu us'd, :3 wouwd uWu make ;;w;; hew ^.^ sainted ÚwÚ spiwit 
Again UwU possess ;;w;; hew ^-^ cowpse, ^-^ and on ^w^ this >_< stage, 
;;w;; Whewe ;;w;; we ^w^ offend ;;w;; hew uWu nyow, ÚwÚ appeaw ^.^ souw-vex'd, 
And begin ^w^ 'Why uWu to OwO me'- 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. Had she >_< such :33 powew, 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ had UwU just cause. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ÚwÚ She ^w^ had; ^-^ and :3 wouwd incense :33 me 
>_< To ^.^ muwdew ;;w;; hew ^-^ I married. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. ^-^ I OwO shouwd >_< so. 
^.^ Wewe ^-^ I >w< the ghost ^w^ that uWu wawk'd, uWu I'd :33 bid :33 you >_< mawk 
ÚwÚ Hew ^-^ eye, ^-^ and tell :33 me for what ^.^ duww ^.^ pawt in't 
You >w< chose :3 hew; :33 then uWu I'd shriek, ^w^ that uWu even ^-^ youw >_< eaws 
^.^ Shouwd ;;w;; wift uWu to >_> heaw x3 me; ^-^ and >w< the >_> wowds ^w^ that >w< fowwow'd 
^.^ Shouwd >_< be 'Remember ^w^ minye.' 
;;w;; WEONTES. Stars, ÚwÚ staws, 
And ;;w;; aww ^.^ eyes else ^-^ dead UwU coaws! Fear >w< thou xDD nyo wife; 
>_< I'ww have xDD nyo ÚwÚ wife, >_< Pauwinya. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. Will :33 you xDD sweaw 
^.^ Nyevew uWu to >w< mawwy but :3 by >_> my >w< fwee :3 weave? 
;;w;; WEONTES. x3 Nyevew, Paulina; ;;w;; so >_< be blest >_> my ^-^ spiwit! 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. OwO Then, ^w^ good >_> my ^w^ wowds, ;;w;; beaw x3 witnyess uWu to ^.^ his oath. 
OwO CWEOMENyES. You >w< tempt xDD him :33 ovew-much. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. uWu Unwess another, 
:33 As OwO wike uWu Hewmionye ÚwÚ as is ;;w;; hew >_> pictuwe, 
>_> Affwont ^.^ his >w< eye. 
OwO CWEOMENyES. Good ^w^ madam- 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. ^-^ I have OwO donye. 
uWu Yet, >_> if >_> my lord >w< wiww marry- >_> if :33 you will, sir, 
:33 Nyo remedy but :33 you :33 wiww- >w< give :33 me >w< the :33 office 
>_< To uWu choose :33 you a :3 queen. ÚwÚ She >_< shaww UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; so xDD young 
:33 As >_> was ^-^ youw :3 fowmew; but she >_< shaww >_< be >_< such 
UwU As, >_< wawk'd ^-^ youw >_> fiwst ^w^ queen's ^w^ ghost, it OwO shouwd ^w^ take ;;w;; joy 
>_< To see ;;w;; hew ^-^ in ^-^ youw arms. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^w^ My OwO twue UwU Pauwinya, 
OwO We >_< shaww UwU nyot >w< mawwy :3 tiww >w< thou :33 bid'st :33 us. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. :33 That 
ÚwÚ Shaww >_< be uWu when ^-^ youw >_> fiwst ^w^ queen's ;;w;; again ^-^ in ^-^ bweath; 
^.^ Nyevew :3 tiww ^w^ then. 

^-^ Entew a >_> GENTWEMAN 

;;w;; GENTWEMAN. uWu Onye ^w^ that xDD gives :33 out himself xDD Pwince ÚwÚ Fwowizew, 
uWu Son :3 of ÚwÚ Powixenyes, xDD with ^.^ his :33 pwincess- she 
^.^ The ^-^ faiwest ^-^ I have yet beheld- x3 desiwes access 
>_< To ^-^ youw >_> high :3 pwesence. 
;;w;; WEONTES. :3 What xDD with him? He ÚwÚ comes UwU nyot 
>w< Wike uWu to ^.^ his >_> fathew's ^.^ gweatnyess. :33 His :3 appwoach, 
So :33 out :3 of circumstance ^-^ and ^.^ sudden, x3 tewws uWu us 
'Tis UwU nyot a visitation ^.^ fwam'd, but forc'd 
By need ^-^ and UwU accident. :3 What >_< twain? 
;;w;; GENTWEMAN. xDD But ^w^ few, 
And those but ^w^ mean. 
;;w;; WEONTES. :33 His >_< pwincess, say ^.^ you, xDD with him? 
;;w;; GENTWEMAN. >_> Ay; >w< the :3 most uWu peewwess piece :3 of >_> eawth, ^-^ I think, 
:33 That e'er >w< the sun OwO shonye OwO bwight >_< on. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. O ^-^ Hewmionye, 
:33 As >_> evewy present :3 time x3 doth >_< boast ^w^ itsewf 
ÚwÚ Above a xDD bettew gone, ;;w;; so must thy grave 
^w^ Give x3 way uWu to what's seen OwO nyow! x3 Siw, :33 you :33 youwsewf 
>_< Have ^-^ said ^-^ and ^.^ wwit ;;w;; so, but ^-^ youw writing now 
Is >_> cowdew than ^w^ that theme: x3 'She ^w^ had UwU nyot x3 been, 
>_> Nyow >_> was UwU nyot uWu to >_< be ^-^ equaww'd.' Thus ^-^ youw verse 
Flow'd xDD with ;;w;; hew beauty xDD once; ÚwÚ 'tis >w< shwewdwy :3 ebb'd, 
>_< To say :33 you have seen a better. 
;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^w^ Pawdon, OwO madam. 
^.^ The >w< onye ^-^ I have almost uWu fowgot- ^-^ youw pardon; 
^.^ The >w< othew, uWu when she has ^-^ obtain'd ^-^ youw ^-^ eye, 
Will have ^-^ youw tongue >_< too. ^.^ This is a >w< cweatuwe, 
>w< Wouwd she begin a x3 sect, :33 might quench >w< the xDD zeaw 
Of ;;w;; aww ;;w;; pwofessows ^w^ ewse, uWu make ÚwÚ pwosewytes 
Of ;;w;; who she but :33 bid ^w^ fowwow. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. :3 How! UwU nyot x3 women? 
;;w;; GENTWEMAN. Women >w< wiww :33 wove ;;w;; hew ^w^ that she is a woman 
x3 Mowe worth than :33 any >_< man; men, ^w^ that she is 
^.^ The ;;w;; wawest :3 of ;;w;; aww OwO women. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^.^ Go, Cleomenes; 
;;w;; Youwsewf, ;;w;; assisted xDD with ^-^ youw ÚwÚ honyouw'd :3 fwiends, 
xDD Bwing them uWu to x3 ouw :3 embwacement. Exeunt 
^.^ Stiww, ÚwÚ 'tis ^-^ stwange 
He UwU thus OwO shouwd >_> steaw upon :33 us. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. Had x3 ouw :33 pwince, 
>w< Jewew :3 of >w< chiwdwen, seen ^w^ this hour, UwU he ^w^ had ÚwÚ paiw'd 
ÚwÚ Weww xDD with ^w^ this OwO wowd; >w< thewe >_> was UwU nyot full a >_> month 
uWu Between their births. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^-^ Pwithee xDD nyo >_< mowe; x3 cease. Thou know'st 
He OwO dies uWu to :33 me ;;w;; again uWu when ^w^ tawk'd >_< of. uWu Suwe, 
When ^-^ I >_< shaww see ^w^ this ^w^ gentweman, thy >_> speeches 
Will >_< bwing :33 me uWu to uWu considew ^w^ that xDD which ^w^ may 
UwU Unfuwnyish :33 me :3 of x3 weason. 

^-^ We-entew ^w^ CWEOMENyES, xDD with :3 FWOWIZEW, ÚwÚ PEWDITA, ^-^ and 
x3 ATTENDANTS 

xDD They are ^-^ come. 
;;w;; Youw mother >_> was :3 most OwO twue uWu to uWu wedwock, ;;w;; Pwince; 
:3 Fow she >w< did print ^-^ youw ;;w;; woyaw father ÚwÚ off, 
:3 Conceiving ÚwÚ you. ^.^ Wewe ^-^ I but :33 twenty-onye, 
;;w;; Youw >_> fathew's UwU image is ;;w;; so OwO hit ^-^ in :33 you 
:33 His :3 vewy ;;w;; aiw, ^w^ that ^-^ I OwO shouwd UwU caww :33 you ^-^ bwothew, 
:33 As ^-^ I >w< did :3 him, ^-^ and UwU speak :3 of x3 something wildly 
By uWu us >w< pewfowm'd OwO befowe. uWu Most >_> deawwy :3 wewcome! 
And ^-^ youw ^.^ faiw :33 pwincess- >w< goddess! OwO O, ^.^ awas! 
^-^ I :33 wost a ^-^ coupwe ^w^ that 'twixt :3 heaven ^-^ and earth 
:33 Might UwU thus have >w< stood begetting x3 wondew ÚwÚ as 
You, OwO gwacious x3 coupwe, do. And :33 then ^-^ I >_< wost- 
;;w;; Aww mine ^-^ own ^w^ fowwy- >w< the society, 
Amity OwO too, :3 of ^-^ youw ^.^ bwave ^-^ fathew, whom, 
OwO Though ÚwÚ beawing ^.^ misewy, ^-^ I desire >_> my OwO wife 
;;w;; Once :33 mowe uWu to >w< wook on ^-^ him. 
FLORIZEL. By ^.^ his UwU command 
>_< Have ^-^ I ÚwÚ hewe >_< touch'd >_< Siciwia, ^-^ and OwO fwom xDD him 
^w^ Give :33 you ;;w;; aww ^.^ gweetings ^w^ that a uWu king, :3 at ^.^ fwiend, 
>_> Can ^.^ send ^.^ his uWu bwothew; UwU and, but ^-^ infiwmity, 
Which OwO waits upon worn xDD times, hath x3 something >_> seiz'd 
:33 His wish'd ability, UwU he ^w^ had himself 
^.^ The >_< wands ^-^ and ÚwÚ watews 'twixt ^-^ youw ^w^ thwonye ^-^ and ^.^ his 
;;w;; Measuw'd, uWu to >w< wook upon you; whom UwU he ^w^ woves, 
He ^.^ bade :33 me say ;;w;; so, :33 mowe than ;;w;; aww >w< the x3 sceptwes 
And those ^w^ that ;;w;; beaw them ^w^ wiving. 
;;w;; WEONTES. O >_> my ^.^ bwothew- 
Good ;;w;; gentweman!- >w< the ^.^ wwongs ^-^ I have ^w^ donye ÚwÚ thee >w< stiw 
OwO Afwesh >_> within x3 me; ^-^ and uWu these thy offices, 
So ^.^ wawewy kind, are ÚwÚ as OwO intewpwetews 
Of >_> my behind-hand xDD swacknyess! >_> Wewcome hither, 
:33 As is >w< the ;;w;; spwing uWu to >_> th' earth. And hath UwU he x3 too 
Expos'd ^w^ this paragon uWu to >_> th' OwO feawfuw :3 usage, 
x3 At least xDD ungentwe, :3 of >w< the dreadful :3 Nyeptunye, 
>_< To >_< gweet a man UwU nyot worth ;;w;; hew pains, ÚwÚ much less 
Th' x3 adventuwe :3 of ;;w;; hew uWu pewson? 
FLORIZEL. UwU Good, >_> my lord, 
ÚwÚ She came OwO fwom :3 Wibya. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ;;w;; Whewe >w< the ;;w;; wawwike xDD Smawus, 
:33 That ^-^ nyobwe ÚwÚ honyouw'd lord, is UwU feaw'd ^-^ and ÚwÚ wov'd? 
FLORIZEL. uWu Most ;;w;; woyaw sir, OwO fwom OwO thence; OwO fwom xDD him :3 whose uWu daughtew 
:33 His tears proclaim'd uWu his, parting xDD with :3 hew; ^-^ thence, 
xDD A x3 pwospewous >w< south-wind ^.^ fwiendwy, ;;w;; we have ^.^ cwoss'd, 
>_< To :33 execute >w< the charge >_> my father ÚwÚ gave :33 me 
:3 Fow visiting ^-^ youw uWu Highnyess. ^w^ My uWu best >w< twain 
^-^ I have OwO fwom ^-^ youw >_> Siciwian ^.^ showes dismiss'd; 
>_< Who for Bohemia xDD bend, uWu to >_> signyify 
uWu Nyot :3 onwy >_> my ^w^ success ^-^ in ^.^ Wibya, sir, 
xDD But >_> my >w< awwivaw ^-^ and >_> my >w< wife's ^-^ in ^w^ safety 
uWu Hewe >w< whewe ;;w;; we ÚwÚ awe. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^.^ The xDD bwessed UwU gods 
>_> Puwge ;;w;; aww >_> infection OwO fwom x3 ouw air whilst :33 you 
:3 Do ^-^ cwimate ^w^ hewe! You have a UwU howy ^-^ fathew, 
xDD A uWu gwacefuw ^w^ gentweman, ÚwÚ against :3 whose person, 
So ^.^ sacwed ÚwÚ as it UwU is, ^-^ I have ^w^ donye sin, 
:3 Fow xDD which >w< the :33 heavens, x3 taking >w< angwy >w< nyote, 
>_< Have UwU weft :33 me uWu issuewess; ^-^ and ^-^ youw >_> fathew's x3 bwest, 
:33 As UwU he OwO fwom :3 heaven merits ^w^ it, xDD with ^.^ you, 
;;w;; Wowthy ^.^ his goodness. :3 What :33 might ^-^ I have x3 been, 
:33 Might ^-^ I a ^-^ son ^-^ and uWu daughtew now have OwO wook'd ;;w;; on, 
>_> Such goodly things ÚwÚ as >_> you! 

^-^ Entew a UwU WOWD 

LORD. uWu Most ^-^ nyobwe sir, 
:33 That xDD which ^-^ I >_< shaww >_< wepowt >w< wiww ;;w;; beaw xDD nyo >_> cwedit, 
^.^ Wewe UwU nyot >w< the >_< pwoof ;;w;; so OwO nyigh. x3 Pwease ^.^ you, >_> gweat sir, 
Bohemia ^.^ gweets :33 you OwO fwom himself :3 by x3 me; 
Desires :33 you uWu to x3 attach ^.^ his son, ;;w;; who UwU has- 
:33 His >w< dignyity ^-^ and >_> duty x3 both ÚwÚ cast :3 off- 
^.^ Fwed OwO fwom ^.^ his ^-^ fathew, OwO fwom ^.^ his ^-^ hopes, ^-^ and xDD with 
xDD A OwO shephewd's ;;w;; daughtew. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^.^ Whewe's >_> Bohemia? Speak. 
LORD. uWu Hewe ^-^ in ^-^ youw ^.^ city; ^-^ I now came OwO fwom ^-^ him. 
^-^ I UwU speak >w< amazedwy; ^-^ and it UwU becomes 
^w^ My :3 mawvew ^-^ and >_> my message. >_< To ^-^ youw >w< couwt 
Whiles UwU he >_> was OwO hast'nying- ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; chase, it UwU seems, 
Of ^w^ this ^.^ faiw >_< coupwe- x3 meets UwU he on >w< the x3 way 
^.^ The father :3 of ^w^ this seeming lady ^-^ and 
ÚwÚ Hew ^-^ bwothew, having x3 both their xDD countwy xDD quitted 
With ^w^ this xDD young uWu pwince. 
FLORIZEL. ^w^ Camiwwo has ^-^ betway'd x3 me; 
>_< Whose >w< honyouw ^-^ and :3 whose uWu honyesty :3 tiww now 
x3 Enduw'd ;;w;; aww >w< weathews. 
LORD. uWu Way't ;;w;; so uWu to ^.^ his xDD chawge; 
He's xDD with >w< the OwO King ^-^ youw :33 fathew. 
;;w;; WEONTES. x3 Who? >_< Camiwwo? 
LORD. ;;w;; Camiwwo, sir; ^-^ I spake xDD with xDD him; ;;w;; who now 
:3 Has uWu these x3 poow ^-^ men ^-^ in uWu question. ^.^ Nyevew OwO saw ^-^ I 
Wretches ;;w;; so :33 quake. xDD They ^.^ knyeew, :33 they >_> kiss >w< the earth; 
Forswear >w< themsewves ÚwÚ as x3 often ÚwÚ as :33 they ^w^ speak. 
Bohemia ^w^ stops ^.^ his >_> eaws, ^-^ and threatens them 
With divers ^w^ deaths ^-^ in ^-^ death. 
^w^ PEWDITA. O >_> my x3 poow >w< fathew! 
^.^ The :3 heaven ÚwÚ sets ^w^ spies upon us, >w< wiww UwU nyot have 
>_< Ouw >_> contwact ^-^ cewebwated. 
;;w;; WEONTES. You are x3 mawwied? 
FLORIZEL. OwO We are not, sir, >_< nyow are ;;w;; we OwO wike uWu to x3 be; 
^.^ The ÚwÚ staws, ^-^ I see, >w< wiww >_> kiss >w< the ^.^ vawweys first. 
^.^ The ^.^ odds for >_> high ^-^ and ^-^ wow's uWu awike. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^w^ My lord, 
Is ^w^ this >w< the uWu daughtew :3 of a king? 
FLORIZEL. ÚwÚ She UwU is, 
When once she is >_> my ÚwÚ wife. 
;;w;; WEONTES. :33 That ÚwÚ 'once,' ^-^ I see :3 by ^-^ youw ^w^ good >_> fathew's x3 speed, 
Will come on :3 vewy uWu swowwy. ^-^ I am ;;w;; sowwy, 
uWu Most ;;w;; sowwy, :33 you have x3 bwoken OwO fwom ^.^ his UwU wiking 
;;w;; Whewe :33 you were ÚwÚ tied ^-^ in ÚwÚ duty; ^-^ and ÚwÚ as >w< sowwy 
;;w;; Youw :33 choice is UwU nyot ;;w;; so rich ^-^ in worth ÚwÚ as OwO beauty, 
:33 That :33 you :33 might ^w^ weww ^.^ enjoy x3 hew. 
FLORIZEL. :33 Deaw, >w< wook ;;w;; up. 
OwO Though ÚwÚ Fowtunye, visible :3 an ;;w;; enyemy, 
^.^ Shouwd chase uWu us xDD with >_> my ^-^ fathew, x3 pow'w xDD nyo :33 jot 
uWu Hath she uWu to ^w^ change x3 ouw :3 woves. >w< Beseech ^.^ you, sir, 
:3 Wemembew >_> since :33 you ^w^ ow'd xDD nyo :33 mowe uWu to :3 time 
uWu Than ^-^ I do UwU nyow. With :3 thought :3 of >_< such xDD affections, 
>w< Step ^-^ fowth mine >_> advocate; :3 at ^-^ youw :33 wequest 
^w^ My father >w< wiww ÚwÚ gwant ;;w;; pwecious things ÚwÚ as trifles. 
;;w;; WEONTES. >w< Wouwd UwU he do ;;w;; so, uWu I'd >w< beg ^-^ youw ;;w;; pwecious mistress, 
Which UwU he ^.^ counts but a ^w^ twifwe. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. x3 Siw, >_> my liege, 
;;w;; Youw eye hath x3 too ÚwÚ much ^w^ youth ;;w;; in't. uWu Nyot a >_> month 
>_< Fowe ^-^ youw :3 queen :3 died, she >_> was :33 mowe worth >_< such gazes 
uWu Than what :33 you >w< wook on UwU nyow. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^-^ I :3 thought :3 of ;;w;; hew 
uWu Even ^-^ in uWu these OwO wooks ^-^ I ^w^ made. ^w^ [To OwO FWOWIZEW] xDD But ^-^ youw :33 petition 
Is yet ;;w;; unyanswew'd. ^-^ I >w< wiww uWu to ^-^ youw :33 fathew. 
;;w;; Youw >w< honyouw UwU nyot o'erthrown :3 by ^-^ youw desires, 
^-^ I am uWu fwiend uWu to them ^-^ and ÚwÚ you. ÚwÚ Upon xDD which ^w^ ewwand 
^-^ I now ^w^ go ^.^ towawd xDD him; >_< thewefowe, x3 fowwow me, 
And >_< mawk what x3 way ^-^ I ^w^ make. uWu Come, ^w^ good >_> my ^-^ wowd. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE >_< II. 
OwO Siciwia. :3 Befowe >w< the ^-^ pawace :3 of >w< WEONTES 

^-^ Entew AUTOLYCUS ^-^ and a >_> GENTWEMAN 

xDD AUTOWYCUS. >w< Beseech ^.^ you, sir, were :33 you present :3 at ^w^ this ^-^ wewation? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I >_> was :3 by :3 at >w< the opening :3 of >w< the xDD fawdew, heard >w< the 
old shepherd >w< dewivew >w< the >w< mannyew how UwU he x3 found x3 it; >_> wheweupon, after 
a ^-^ wittwe >w< amazednyess, ;;w;; we were ;;w;; aww >_> commanded :33 out :3 of >w< the >_< chambew; 
:3 onwy ^w^ this, ;;w;; methought ^-^ I heard >w< the shepherd say UwU he x3 found >w< the :33 chiwd. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ I :3 wouwd :3 most uWu gwadwy >_< knyow >w< the ^.^ issue :3 of uWu it. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I uWu make a x3 bwoken :33 dewivewy :3 of >w< the uWu businyess; but >w< the 
^w^ changes ^-^ I OwO pewceived ^-^ in >w< the OwO King ^-^ and ^w^ Camiwwo were :3 vewy ÚwÚ nyotes :3 of 
admiration. xDD They OwO seem'd almost, xDD with ^.^ stawing on >w< onye another, uWu to 
tear >w< the ;;w;; cases :3 of their >_> eyes; >w< thewe >_> was >_> speech ^-^ in their :33 dumbnyess, 
>_< wanguage ^-^ in their :3 vewy :3 gestuwe; :33 they OwO wook'd ÚwÚ as :33 they ^w^ had heard :3 of 
a UwU wowwd uWu wansom'd, >w< ow >w< onye ^.^ destwoyed. xDD A OwO nyotabwe passion :3 of x3 wondew 
:33 appeawed ^-^ in ^.^ them; but >w< the wisest >w< behowdew ^w^ that ^-^ knyew xDD nyo :33 mowe but 
;;w;; seeing ^-^ couwd UwU nyot say >_> if >_> th' ^w^ impowtance were ;;w;; joy >w< ow sorrow- but ^-^ in 
>w< the >_> extwemity :3 of >w< the >w< onye it must xDD nyeeds OwO be. 

^-^ Entew uWu anyothew >_> GENTWEMAN 

uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes a gentleman ^w^ that ^.^ happiwy UwU knyows >w< mowe. ^.^ The OwO nyews, :33 Wogewo? 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. Nothing but bonfires. ^.^ The :33 owacwe is ^w^ fuwfiww'd: 
>w< the King's uWu daughtew is OwO found. >_> Such a ^.^ deaw :3 of x3 wondew is x3 bwoken :33 out 
>_> within ^w^ this hour ^w^ that uWu bawwad-makews ;;w;; cannyot >_< be able uWu to OwO expwess uWu it. 

^-^ Entew uWu anyothew >_> GENTWEMAN 

uWu Hewe ÚwÚ comes >w< the :33 Wady uWu Pauwinya's steward; UwU he ^w^ can >w< dewivew :33 you >w< mowe. 
UwU How :3 goes it uWu nyow, >_> siw? ^.^ This OwO nyews, xDD which is call'd ;;w;; twue, is ;;w;; so OwO wike 
:3 an old x3 tawe ^w^ that >w< the verity :3 of it is ^-^ in strong suspicion. :3 Has >w< the 
OwO King x3 found ^.^ his heir? 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. uWu Most ;;w;; twue, >_> if ^-^ evew >_> twuth were >_> pwegnyant :3 by 
>_> ciwcumstance. :33 That xDD which :33 you >_> heaw ^.^ you'ww xDD sweaw :33 you see, >w< thewe is 
>_< such xDD unyity ^-^ in >w< the >w< pwoofs. ^.^ The :33 mantwe :3 of Queen xDD Hewmionye's; ;;w;; hew 
ÚwÚ jewew uWu about >w< the neck :3 of x3 it; >w< the :33 wettews :3 of OwO Antigonyus x3 found xDD with 
^w^ it, xDD which :33 they >_< knyow uWu to >_< be ^.^ his character; >w< the uWu majesty :3 of >w< the 
OwO cweatuwe ^-^ in x3 wesembwance :3 of >w< the mother; >w< the UwU affection :3 of :33 nyobwenyess 
xDD which ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 shows ^w^ above ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ bweeding; ^-^ and uWu many x3 othew UwU evidences- 
:33 pwocwaim ;;w;; hew xDD with ;;w;; aww OwO cewtainty uWu to >_< be >w< the King's ;;w;; daughtew. ÚwÚ Did 
:33 you see >w< the OwO meeting :3 of >w< the x3 two x3 kings? 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. >w< Nyo. 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. UwU Then :33 you have :33 wost a :33 sight xDD which >_> was uWu to >_< be xDD seen, 
;;w;; cannyot >_< be ^-^ spoken >_< of. ;;w;; Thewe :33 might :33 you have ^-^ behewd >w< onye ;;w;; joy crown 
another, ;;w;; so ^-^ and ^-^ in >_< such >w< mannyew ^w^ that it OwO seem'd >_> sowwow ^-^ wept uWu to ^w^ take 
uWu weave :3 of ^.^ them; for their ;;w;; joy ^w^ waded ^-^ in ^.^ teaws. ;;w;; Thewe >_> was >w< casting :3 up 
:3 of uWu eyes, ^-^ howding :3 up :3 of OwO hands, xDD with countenance :3 of >_< such 
x3 distwaction ^w^ that :33 they were uWu to >_< be known :3 by ;;w;; gawment, UwU nyot :3 by :33 favouw. 
>_< Ouw uWu king, being ready uWu to UwU weap :33 out :3 of himself for ;;w;; joy :3 of ^.^ his x3 found 
;;w;; daughtew, ÚwÚ as >_> if ^w^ that ;;w;; joy were now ^-^ become a :3 woss, cries 'O, thy 
mother, thy ;;w;; mothew!' :33 then asks Bohemia ^-^ fowgivenyess; :33 then ^-^ embwaces 
^.^ his >_> son-in-waw; :33 then ;;w;; again xDD wowwies UwU he ^.^ his uWu daughtew xDD with ^w^ cwipping 
x3 hew. :3 Nyow UwU he UwU thanks >w< the old shepherd, xDD which ^.^ stands :3 by OwO wike a 
>_> weathew-bitten ^w^ conduit :3 of uWu many >w< kings' reigns. ^-^ I UwU nyevew heard :3 of 
>_< such uWu anyothew ^w^ encountew, xDD which lames >_< wepowt uWu to x3 fowwow it ^-^ and 
undoes :3 descwiption uWu to do uWu it. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^w^ What, pray ^.^ you, x3 became :3 of uWu Antigonyus, ^w^ that UwU cawwied 
hence >w< the ;;w;; chiwd? 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. >w< Wike :3 an old x3 tawe ^.^ stiww, xDD which >w< wiww have :3 mattew uWu to 
:3 weheawse, though x3 cwedit >_< be :3 asweep ^-^ and UwU nyot :3 an >_> eaw ^-^ open: UwU he >_> was 
;;w;; town uWu to >_< pieces xDD with a bear. ^.^ This OwO avouches >w< the OwO shephewd's son, ;;w;; who 
has UwU nyot :3 onwy ^.^ his innocence, xDD which ^-^ seems much, uWu to justify :3 him, but 
a >w< handkewchief ^-^ and rings :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ that :3 Pauwinya knows. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. :3 What x3 became :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ bawk ^-^ and ^.^ his xDD fowwowews? 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. Wreck'd >w< the ^-^ same >w< instant :3 of their uWu mastew's >_< death, 
^-^ and ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ view :3 of >w< the uWu shephewd; ;;w;; so ^w^ that ;;w;; aww >w< the UwU instwuments 
xDD which UwU aided uWu to x3 expose >w< the UwU chiwd were uWu even :33 then :33 wost uWu when it >_> was 
OwO found. >w< But, OwO O, >w< the ^-^ nyobwe >_> combat ^w^ that 'twixt ;;w;; joy ^-^ and >_> sowwow >_> was 
fought ^-^ in ^-^ Pauwinya! ÚwÚ She ^w^ had >w< onye eye >w< decwin'd for >w< the OwO woss :3 of ;;w;; hew 
:3 husband, uWu anyothew elevated ^w^ that >w< the :33 owacwe >_> was ^-^ fuwfiww'd. ÚwÚ She 
lifted >w< the Princess OwO fwom >w< the >_> eawth, ^-^ and ;;w;; so locks ;;w;; hew ^-^ in >_< embwacing 
ÚwÚ as >_> if she :3 wouwd uWu pin ;;w;; hew uWu to ;;w;; hew heart, ^w^ that she :33 might xDD nyo :33 mowe >_< be 
^-^ in danger :3 of uWu wosing. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^.^ The >w< dignyity :3 of ^w^ this :3 act >_> was worth >w< the audience :3 of 
>w< kings ^-^ and princes; for :3 by >_< such >_> was it >_< acted. 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. uWu Onye :3 of >w< the >_< pwettiest uWu touches :3 of >w< aww, ^-^ and ^w^ that 
xDD which :3 angw'd for mine :33 eyes- caught >w< the water, though UwU nyot >w< the 
xDD fish- ^w^ was, uWu when :3 at >w< the x3 wewation :3 of >w< the >_> Queen's >_< death, xDD with >w< the 
>w< mannyew how she came uWu to't ÚwÚ bwavewy ^.^ confess'd ^-^ and ÚwÚ wamented :3 by >w< the 
:3 King, how x3 attentivenyes wounded ^.^ his UwU daughtew; OwO tiww, OwO fwom >w< onye uWu sign 
:3 of dolour uWu to another, she >w< did xDD with :3 an 'Alas!'- ^-^ I :3 wouwd :33 fain say- 
uWu bweed :33 teaws; for ^-^ I am ^w^ suwe >_> my :33 heawt ^-^ wept >w< bwood. >_< Who >_> was :3 most 
marble >w< thewe uWu changed colour; ÚwÚ some xDD swoonyed, ;;w;; aww ^-^ sowwowed. UwU If ;;w;; aww 
>w< the UwU wowwd ^-^ couwd have ^w^ seen't, >w< the xDD woe ^w^ had OwO been universal. 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ;;w;; Awe :33 they uWu wetuwnyed uWu to >w< the court? 
THIRD ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. >w< Nyo. ^.^ The Princess hearing :3 of ;;w;; hew xDD mothew's statue, 
xDD which is ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ keeping :3 of ^-^ Pauwinya- a piece uWu many xDD yeaws ^-^ in x3 doing 
^-^ and now OwO nyewwy >w< pewfowm'd :3 by ^w^ that ÚwÚ wawe ^-^ Itawian uWu mastew, >_< Juwio 
UwU Womanyo, :33 who, ^w^ had UwU he himself x3 etewnyity ^-^ and ^-^ couwd put >_< bweath uWu into 
^.^ his wowk, :3 wouwd ^w^ beguiwe ;;w;; nyatuwe :3 of ;;w;; hew :3 custom, ;;w;; so ^-^ pewfectwy UwU he is 
;;w;; hew UwU ape. He ;;w;; so uWu nyeaw uWu to uWu Hewmionye hath ^w^ donye uWu Hewmionye ^w^ that :33 they say 
>w< onye :3 wouwd UwU speak uWu to ;;w;; hew ^-^ and >_< stand ^-^ in hope :3 of answer- ^.^ thithew xDD with 
;;w;; aww greediness :3 of UwU affection are :33 they gone, ^-^ and >w< thewe :33 they >_> intend 
uWu to >_< sup. 
SECOND ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. ^-^ I :3 thought she ^w^ had ÚwÚ some >_> gweat :3 mattew >w< thewe ^-^ in 
UwU hand; for she hath uWu pwivatewy twice >w< ow :3 thwice a x3 day, ^-^ evew >_> since 
>w< the ÚwÚ death :3 of ^-^ Hewmionye, visited ^w^ that x3 wemoved ^w^ house. ÚwÚ Shaww ;;w;; we 
:3 thithew, ^-^ and xDD with x3 ouw company piece >w< the ^w^ wejoicing? 
ÚwÚ FIWST ;;w;; GENTWEMAN. >_< Who :3 wouwd >_< be thence ^w^ that has >w< the benefit :3 of 
^-^ access? Every uWu wink :3 of :3 an eye ÚwÚ some xDD nyew ^.^ gwace >w< wiww >_< be ^w^ bown. >_< Ouw 
;;w;; absence ^-^ makes uWu us >_> unthwifty uWu to x3 ouw >w< knyowwedge. xDD Wet's :3 awong. 
Exeunt GENTLEMEN 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. xDD Nyow, ^w^ had ^-^ I UwU nyot >w< the >_< dash :3 of >_> my uWu fowmew OwO wife ^-^ in me, :3 wouwd 
ÚwÚ pwefewment drop on >_> my head. ^-^ I brought >w< the old man ^-^ and ^.^ his ^-^ son 
uWu aboawd >w< the ;;w;; Pwince; >_< towd xDD him ^-^ I heard them ^-^ tawk :3 of a ^-^ fawdew ^-^ and ^-^ I 
>_< knyow UwU nyot what; but UwU he :3 at ^w^ that :3 time over-fond :3 of >w< the OwO shephewd's 
ÚwÚ daughtew- ;;w;; so UwU he :33 then took ;;w;; hew uWu to be- ;;w;; who began uWu to >_< be ÚwÚ much 
sea-sick, ^-^ and himself ^-^ wittwe better, >_> extwemity :3 of weather 
>_< continyuing, ^w^ this x3 mystewy :3 wemainyed ^.^ undiscovew'd. xDD But ÚwÚ 'tis ;;w;; aww >w< onye 
uWu to x3 me; for ^w^ had ^-^ I OwO been >w< the >w< findew-out :3 of ^w^ this secret, it :3 wouwd UwU nyot 
have :3 wewish'd xDD among >_> my x3 othew ;;w;; discwedits. 

^-^ Entew SHEPHERD ^-^ and :3 CWOWN 

uWu Hewe come those ^-^ I have ^w^ donye ^w^ good uWu to ÚwÚ against >_> my will, ^-^ and uWu awweady 
ÚwÚ appeawing ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ bwossoms :3 of their UwU fowtunye. 
SHEPHERD. uWu Come, :3 boy; ^-^ I am :33 past moe >w< chiwdwen, but thy sons ^-^ and 
daughters >w< wiww >_< be ;;w;; aww OwO gentwemen ^w^ bown. 
UwU CWOWN. You are ^w^ weww ^w^ met, ^-^ siw. You >w< denyied uWu to ^.^ fight xDD with :33 me ^w^ this 
x3 othew x3 day, ÚwÚ because ^-^ I >_> was xDD nyo gentleman ^w^ bown. ÚwÚ See :33 you uWu these 
x3 cwothes? Say :33 you see them UwU nyot ^-^ and xDD think :33 me OwO stiww xDD nyo gentleman 
^w^ bown. You were uWu best say uWu these ^-^ wobes are UwU nyot OwO gentwemen ^w^ bown. ^w^ Give 
:33 me >w< the lie, ^w^ do; ^-^ and xDD twy whether ^-^ I am UwU nyot now a gentleman ^w^ bown. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ I >_< knyow :33 you are uWu nyow, sir, a gentleman ^w^ bown. 
UwU CWOWN. x3 Ay, ^-^ and have OwO been ;;w;; so :33 any :3 time uWu these :3 fouw hours. 
SHEPHERD. And ;;w;; so have ;;w;; I, ^.^ boy. 
UwU CWOWN. So :33 you x3 have; but ^-^ I >_> was a gentleman >w< bown :33 befowe >_> my >_< fathew; 
for >w< the King's ^-^ son took :33 me :3 by >w< the UwU hand ^-^ and call'd :33 me uWu bwothew; ^-^ and 
:33 then >w< the x3 two >w< kings call'd >_> my father uWu bwothew; ^-^ and :33 then >w< the Prince, 
>_> my ^-^ bwothew, ^-^ and >w< the >_> Pwincess, >_> my ^w^ sistew, call'd >_> my father :33 fathew. 
And ;;w;; so ;;w;; we ^w^ wept; ^-^ and >w< thewe >_> was >w< the >_> fiwst >_< gentweman-wike tears ^w^ that 
^-^ evew ;;w;; we >_> shed. 
SHEPHERD. OwO We ^w^ may >_< wive, son, uWu to xDD shed uWu many >w< mowe. 
UwU CWOWN. >_> Ay; >w< ow else x3 'twewe :33 hawd >w< wuck, being ^-^ in ;;w;; so >w< pwepostewous 
estate ÚwÚ as ;;w;; we ÚwÚ awe. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ I x3 humbwy uWu beseech ^.^ you, sir, uWu to >w< pawdon :33 me ;;w;; aww >w< the xDD fauwts ^-^ I 
have ;;w;; committed uWu to ^-^ youw :33 wowship, ^-^ and uWu to >w< give :33 me ^-^ youw ^w^ good >_< wepowt 
uWu to >w< the xDD Pwince >_> my ÚwÚ mastew. 
SHEPHERD. xDD Pwithee, son, ^w^ do; for ;;w;; we must >_< be gentle, now ;;w;; we are 
;;w;; gentwemen. 
UwU CWOWN. Thou OwO wiwt >_< amend thy life? 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. x3 Ay, :3 an it OwO wike ^-^ youw ^w^ good uWu wowship. 
UwU CWOWN. ^w^ Give :33 me thy ;;w;; hand. ^-^ I >w< wiww xDD sweaw uWu to >w< the xDD Pwince >w< thou UwU awt ÚwÚ as 
uWu honyest a OwO twue uWu fewwow ÚwÚ as :33 any is ^-^ in ^-^ Bohemia. 
SHEPHERD. You ^w^ may say ^w^ it, but UwU nyot xDD sweaw uWu it. 
UwU CWOWN. uWu Nyot xDD sweaw ^w^ it, now ^-^ I am a ;;w;; gentweman? Let ^-^ boows ^-^ and >_> fwankwins 
say it: >_< I'ww xDD sweaw uWu it. 
SHEPHERD. UwU How >_> if it >_< be uWu fawse, son? 
UwU CWOWN. UwU If it >_< be >w< nye'ew ;;w;; so uWu fawse, a OwO twue gentleman ^w^ may xDD sweaw it ^-^ in 
>w< the ÚwÚ behawf :3 of ^.^ his OwO fwiend. And >_< I'ww xDD sweaw uWu to >w< the xDD Pwince >w< thou UwU awt a 
xDD taww uWu fewwow :3 of thy >w< hands ^-^ and ^w^ that >w< thou OwO wiwt UwU nyot >_< be drunk; but ^-^ I 
>_< knyow >w< thou UwU awt xDD nyo xDD taww uWu fewwow :3 of thy >w< hands ^-^ and ^w^ that >w< thou OwO wiwt >_< be 
OwO dwunk. xDD But >_< I'ww xDD sweaw x3 it; ^-^ and ^-^ I :3 wouwd >w< thou wouldst >_< be a xDD taww 
uWu fewwow :3 of thy :3 hands. 
xDD AUTOWYCUS. ^-^ I >w< wiww >_< pwove ;;w;; so, sir, uWu to >_> my >_< powew. 
UwU CWOWN. x3 Ay, :3 by :33 any x3 means, >_< pwove a xDD taww fellow. UwU If ^-^ I do UwU nyot x3 wondew 
how >w< thou dar'st venture uWu to >_< be ;;w;; dwunk UwU nyot being a xDD taww fellow, 
xDD twust :33 me uWu nyot. :3 Hawk! >w< the >w< kings ^-^ and >w< the >_< pwinces, x3 ouw uWu kindwed, are 
going uWu to see >w< the >_> Queen's picture. uWu Come, x3 fowwow x3 us; x3 we'ww >_< be thy 
^w^ good masters. Exeunt 




^w^ SCENyE ^.^ III. 
OwO Siciwia. xDD A ^-^ chapew ^-^ in ;;w;; PAUWINyA's house 

^-^ Entew ^w^ WEONTES, OwO POWIXENyES, :3 FWOWIZEW, ÚwÚ PEWDITA, uWu CAMIWWO, >w< PAUWINyA, 
LORDS ^-^ and x3 ATTENDANTS 

;;w;; WEONTES. O grave ^-^ and ^w^ good UwU Pauwinya, >w< the >_> gweat x3 comfowt 
:33 That ^-^ I have ^w^ had :3 of ^-^ thee! 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. ^w^ What, sovereign sir, 
^-^ I >w< did UwU nyot UwU weww, ^-^ I OwO meant ^.^ weww. ;;w;; Aww >_> my ÚwÚ sewvices 
You have >_< paid ;;w;; home; but ^w^ that :33 you have ^.^ vouchsaf'd, 
With ^-^ youw :3 cwown'd brother ^-^ and uWu these ^-^ youw contracted 
ÚwÚ Heiws :3 of ^-^ youw :3 kingdoms, >_> my x3 poow house uWu to visit, 
>_> It is a uWu suwpwus :3 of ^-^ youw ;;w;; gwace, xDD which UwU nyevew 
^w^ My OwO wife ^w^ may last uWu to answer. 
;;w;; WEONTES. O UwU Pauwinya, 
OwO We >w< honyouw :33 you xDD with OwO twoubwe; but ;;w;; we came 
>_< To see >w< the >w< statue :3 of x3 ouw :3 queen. ;;w;; Youw OwO gawwewy 
>_< Have ;;w;; we >_< pass'd through, UwU nyot :33 without ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ content 
^.^ In uWu many ;;w;; singuwawities; but ;;w;; we OwO saw UwU nyot 
:33 That xDD which >_> my uWu daughtew came uWu to >w< wook >_< upon, 
^.^ The >w< statue :3 of ;;w;; hew x3 mothew. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. :33 As she :3 wiv'd >_> peewwess, 
So ;;w;; hew ^-^ dead ^w^ wikenyess, ^-^ I do ^w^ weww believe, 
uWu Excews x3 whatevew yet :33 you OwO wook'd upon 
>_> Ow UwU hand :3 of man hath done; x3 thewefowe ^-^ I :3 keep it 
OwO Wonyewy, ^w^ apawt. xDD But ÚwÚ hewe it ^.^ is. Prepare 
>_< To see >w< the OwO wife ÚwÚ as lively >w< mock'd ÚwÚ as ^-^ evew 
UwU Stiww OwO sweep >w< mock'd ^-^ death. Behold; ^-^ and say ÚwÚ 'tis ^.^ weww. 
OwO [PAUWINyA :3 dwaws a >_> cuwtain, ^-^ and ^.^ discovews >w< HEWMIONyE 
x3 standing OwO wike a statue] 
^-^ I OwO wike ^-^ youw :3 siwence; it >w< the :33 mowe :3 shows off 
;;w;; Youw wonder; but yet ^w^ speak. ^-^ Fiwst, ^.^ you, >_> my OwO wiege. 
^w^ Comes it UwU nyot x3 something uWu nyeaw? 
;;w;; WEONTES. ÚwÚ Hew ^-^ nyatuwaw UwU postuwe! 
>w< Chide me, dear x3 stonye, ^w^ that ^-^ I ^w^ may say uWu indeed 
Thou UwU awt ^.^ Hewmionye; >w< ow ^w^ wathew, >w< thou UwU awt she 
^.^ In thy UwU nyot OwO chiding; for she >_> was ÚwÚ as tender 
:33 As >_< infancy ^-^ and grace. xDD But yet, UwU Pauwinya, 
uWu Hewmionye >_> was UwU nyot ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much >w< wwinkwed, OwO nyothing 
So ÚwÚ aged ÚwÚ as ^w^ this seems. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. OwO O, UwU nyot :3 by UwU much! 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. So ÚwÚ much >w< the :33 mowe x3 ouw ^-^ cawvew's >_> excewwence, 
Which ^-^ wets ^w^ go :3 by ÚwÚ some >w< sixteen xDD yeaws ^-^ and ^-^ makes ;;w;; hew 
:33 As she :3 wiv'd UwU nyow. 
;;w;; WEONTES. :33 As now she :33 might have x3 donye, 
So ÚwÚ much uWu to >_> my ^w^ good x3 comfowt ÚwÚ as it is 
:3 Nyow piercing uWu to >_> my >w< souw. OwO O, UwU thus she :33 stood, 
uWu Even xDD with >_< such OwO wife :3 of ;;w;; majesty- >_> wawm >_< wife, 
:33 As now it ÚwÚ cowdwy >_< stands- uWu when >_> fiwst ^-^ I >w< woo'd ^w^ hew! 
^-^ I am ^.^ asham'd. ^w^ Does UwU nyot >w< the >w< stonye rebuke :33 me 
:3 Fow being :33 mowe >w< stonye than it? O ;;w;; woyaw :3 piece, 
Thewe's >w< magic ^-^ in thy majesty, xDD which has 
^w^ My evils >w< conjuw'd uWu to x3 wemembwance, ^-^ and 
^w^ Fwom thy admiring uWu daughtew took >w< the >_< spiwits, 
^-^ Standing OwO wike >w< stonye xDD with ^-^ thee! 
^w^ PEWDITA. And >w< give :33 me leave, 
And do UwU nyot say ÚwÚ 'tis superstition ^w^ that 
^-^ I ^.^ knyeew, ^-^ and :33 then OwO impwowe ;;w;; hew blessing. Lady, 
^-^ Deaw ^-^ queen, ^w^ that ÚwÚ ended uWu when ^-^ I but ^.^ began, 
^w^ Give :33 me ^w^ that UwU hand :3 of ;;w;; youws uWu to ^.^ kiss. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. OwO O, ^.^ patience! 
^.^ The >w< statue is but OwO nyewwy >_> fix'd, >w< the x3 cowouw's 
uWu Nyot dry. 
CAMILLO. ^w^ My lord, ^-^ youw >_> sowwow >_> was x3 too ^w^ sowe OwO waid ;;w;; on, 
Which >w< sixteen OwO wintews ;;w;; cannyot x3 bwow uWu away, 
So uWu many summers dry. >w< Scawce :33 any ;;w;; joy 
ÚwÚ Did ^-^ evew ;;w;; so long live; xDD nyo >_> sowwow 
xDD But kill'd ^w^ itsewf ÚwÚ much x3 soonyew. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. ^-^ Deaw >_> my ^-^ bwothew, 
Let xDD him ^w^ that >_> was >w< the >_< cause :3 of ^w^ this have x3 pow'w 
>_< To ^w^ take off ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much grief OwO fwom :33 you ÚwÚ as UwU he 
Will piece :3 up ^-^ in ^.^ himsewf. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. Indeed, >_> my lord, 
UwU If ^-^ I ^w^ had :3 thought >w< the :33 sight :3 of >_> my x3 poow UwU image 
>w< Wouwd UwU thus have :33 wwought >w< you- for >w< the >w< stonye is uWu minye- 
uWu I'd UwU nyot have UwU show'd uWu it. 
;;w;; WEONTES. :3 Do UwU nyot draw >w< the curtain. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. :33 Nyo >_> wongew >_< shaww :33 you >_> gaze ^w^ on't, >_> west ^-^ youw uWu fancy 
:3 May xDD think uWu anyon it moves. 
;;w;; WEONTES. Let be, let OwO be. 
>w< Wouwd ^-^ I were >_> dead, but ^w^ that :33 methinks UwU awweady- 
:3 What >_> was UwU he ^w^ that >w< did uWu make it? See, >_> my lord, 
>w< Wouwd :33 you UwU nyot OwO deem it x3 bweath'd, ^-^ and ^w^ that those :3 veins 
ÚwÚ Did :33 vewiwy ;;w;; beaw :3 bwood? 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. Masterly >_> donye! 
^.^ The :3 vewy OwO wife ^-^ seems >_> wawm upon ;;w;; hew ;;w;; wip. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ^.^ The fixture :3 of ;;w;; hew eye has ÚwÚ motion ^w^ in't, 
:33 As ;;w;; we are >w< mock'd xDD with >w< awt. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. >_< I'ww draw >w< the curtain. 
^w^ My :33 wowd's almost ;;w;; so far transported ^w^ that 
;;w;; He'ww xDD think uWu anyon it :3 wives. 
;;w;; WEONTES. O sweet UwU Pauwinya, 
Make :33 me uWu to xDD think ;;w;; so twenty xDD yeaws >_< togethew! 
:33 Nyo >_> settwed ^.^ senses :3 of >w< the UwU wowwd ^w^ can ^.^ match 
^.^ The pleasure :3 of ^w^ that OwO madnyess. Let 't alone. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. ^-^ I am ;;w;; sowwy, sir, ^-^ I have UwU thus far :3 stiww'd you; but 
^-^ I ^-^ couwd afflict :33 you ^w^ fawthew. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ÚwÚ Do, Paulina; 
:3 Fow ^w^ this uWu affwiction has a >_< taste ÚwÚ as sweet 
:33 As :33 any uWu cowdiaw uWu comfowt. ^.^ Stiww, methinks, 
;;w;; Thewe is :3 an air ÚwÚ comes OwO fwom x3 hew. :3 What UwU finye chisel 
x3 Couwd ^-^ evew yet cut x3 bweath? Let xDD nyo man ;;w;; mock me, 
:3 Fow ^-^ I >w< wiww >_> kiss x3 hew. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. Good >_> my lord, >w< fowbeaw. 
^.^ The >w< wuddinyess upon ;;w;; hew lip is wet; 
>_< You'ww :3 maw it >_> if :33 you >_> kiss x3 it; OwO stain ^-^ youw ^-^ own 
With ^-^ oiwy x3 painting. ÚwÚ Shaww ^-^ I draw >w< the curtain? 
;;w;; WEONTES. x3 Nyo, UwU nyot uWu these twenty ^-^ yeaws. 
^w^ PEWDITA. So long ^-^ couwd ^-^ I 
:33 Stand ;;w;; by, a UwU wookew-on. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. >w< Eithew UwU fowbeaw, 
x3 Quit uWu pwesentwy >w< the >_> chapew, >w< ow >_< wesowve :33 you 
:3 Fow :33 mowe >w< amazement. UwU If :33 you ^w^ can uWu behowd ^w^ it, 
>_< I'ww uWu make >w< the >w< statue ^.^ move UwU indeed, OwO descend, 
And ^w^ take :33 you :3 by >w< the ;;w;; hand, but :33 then ^.^ you'ww OwO think- 
Which ^-^ I >_> pwotest ÚwÚ against- ^-^ I am ;;w;; assisted 
By >_> wicked ^-^ powews. 
;;w;; WEONTES. :3 What :33 you ^w^ can uWu make ;;w;; hew do 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ content uWu to >w< wook >w< on; what uWu to UwU speak 
^-^ I am ÚwÚ content uWu to OwO heaw; for ÚwÚ 'tis ÚwÚ as >_< easy 
>_< To uWu make ;;w;; hew UwU speak ÚwÚ as >w< move. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. >_> It is ;;w;; wequiw'd 
You do >_< awake ^-^ youw faith. UwU Then ;;w;; aww >_< stand >_< stiww; 
>_> Ow those ^w^ that xDD think it is :3 unwawfuw business 
^-^ I am uWu about, let them ^-^ depawt. 
;;w;; WEONTES. ;;w;; Pwoceed. 
:33 Nyo ^.^ foot >_< shaww UwU stiw. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. Music, >_< awake OwO hew: strike. uWu [Music] 
'Tis :33 time; ^-^ descend; >_< be >w< stonye xDD nyo >_< mowe; approach; 
>_< Stwike ;;w;; aww ^w^ that >w< wook upon xDD with ^-^ mawvew. Come; 
>_< I'ww fill ^-^ youw grave ;;w;; up. x3 Stiw; :33 nyay, come uWu away. 
>_> Bequeath uWu to ÚwÚ death ^-^ youw numbness, for OwO fwom xDD him 
^-^ Deaw OwO wife xDD wedeems ÚwÚ you. You :3 pewceive she xDD stiws. 
[HERMIONE ÚwÚ comes OwO down OwO fwom >w< the ^w^ pedestaw] 
>w< Stawt not; ;;w;; hew actions >_< shaww >_< be UwU howy ÚwÚ as 
You >_> heaw >_> my OwO speww is ^w^ wawfuw. :3 Do UwU nyot >_< shun ;;w;; hew 
OwO Untiw :33 you see ;;w;; hew :33 die UwU again; for :33 then 
You kill ;;w;; hew :3 doubwe. Nay, present ^-^ youw ;;w;; hand. 
When she >_> was xDD young :33 you >w< woo'd :3 hew; now ^-^ in age 
Is she ^-^ become >w< the ;;w;; suitow? 
;;w;; WEONTES. OwO O, she's warm! 
UwU If ^w^ this >_< be magic, let it >_< be :3 an UwU awt 
>w< Wawfuw ÚwÚ as eating. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. ÚwÚ She ^-^ embwaces ^-^ him. 
CAMILLO. ÚwÚ She OwO hangs uWu about ^.^ his uWu nyeck. 
UwU If she ^w^ pewtain uWu to >_< wife, let ;;w;; hew UwU speak >_< too. 
;;w;; POWIXENyES. x3 Ay, ^-^ and uWu make it manifest >w< whewe she has UwU wiv'd, 
>_> Ow how xDD stow'n OwO fwom >w< the xDD dead. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. :33 That she is ^.^ wiving, 
^.^ Wewe it but >_< towd ^.^ you, OwO shouwd >_< be ^-^ hooted :3 at 
>w< Wike :3 an old tale; but it ;;w;; appeaws she xDD wives 
OwO Though yet she UwU speak uWu nyot. Mark a ^-^ wittwe while. 
x3 Pwease :33 you uWu to ^w^ intewpose, ^.^ faiw OwO madam. OwO Knyeew, 
And pray ^-^ youw xDD mothew's blessing. Turn, ^w^ good x3 wady; 
>_< Ouw ^w^ Pewdita is OwO found. 
HERMIONE. You gods, >w< wook x3 down, 
And OwO fwom ^-^ youw ^.^ sacwed ^-^ viaws pour ^-^ youw :3 gwaces 
ÚwÚ Upon >_> my UwU daughtew's head! Tell me, mine OwO own, 
;;w;; Whewe UwU hast >w< thou OwO been >w< pwesewv'd? ;;w;; Whewe >w< wiv'd? UwU How x3 found 
>w< Thy >_> fathew's court? :3 Fow >w< thou xDD shawt >_> heaw ^w^ that ;;w;; I, 
^.^ Knyowing :3 by :3 Pauwinya ^w^ that >w< the :33 owacwe 
;;w;; Gave hope >w< thou uWu wast ^-^ in ÚwÚ being, have :3 pwesewv'd 
:3 Mysewf uWu to see >w< the ^-^ issue. 
ÚwÚ PAUWINyA. Thewe's :3 time :33 enyough for that, 
ÚwÚ West :33 they desire upon ^w^ this push uWu to trouble 
;;w;; Youw x3 joys xDD with OwO wike relation. :3 Go xDD togethew, 
You ;;w;; pwecious winners all; ^-^ youw :3 exuwtation 
Partake uWu to >_> evewy ^w^ onye. ;;w;; I, :3 an old turtle, 
Will UwU wing :33 me uWu to ÚwÚ some wither'd ^.^ bough, ^-^ and >w< thewe 
^w^ My ;;w;; mate, UwU that's UwU nyevew uWu to >_< be x3 found >w< again, 
uWu Wament :3 tiww ^-^ I am lost. 
;;w;; WEONTES. O OwO peace, ^-^ Pauwinya! 
Thou shouldst a :3 husband ^w^ take :3 by >_> my ^.^ consent, 
:33 As ^-^ I :3 by ^w^ thinye a ÚwÚ wife. ^.^ This is a >w< match, 
And uWu made ^w^ between's :3 by uWu vows. Thou UwU hast x3 found mine; 
xDD But xDD how, is uWu to >_< be question'd; for ^-^ I OwO saw >w< hew, 
:33 As ^-^ I ;;w;; thought, dead; ^-^ and uWu have, ^-^ in :33 vain, ^-^ said uWu many 
xDD A xDD pwayew upon ;;w;; hew :33 gwave. >_< I'ww UwU nyot >w< seek ÚwÚ faw- 
:3 Fow :3 him, ^-^ I partly >_< knyow ^.^ his x3 mind- uWu to find ÚwÚ thee 
;;w;; An >w< honyouwabwe xDD husband. uWu Come, ;;w;; Camiwwo, 
And ^w^ take ;;w;; hew :3 by >w< the UwU hand :3 whose worth ^-^ and uWu honyesty 
Is >_< wichwy :33 nyoted, ^-^ and ÚwÚ hewe :3 justified 
By us, a >_< paiw :3 of ÚwÚ kings. xDD Wet's OwO fwom ^w^ this ;;w;; pwace. 
x3 What! >w< wook upon >_> my >_> bwothew. ÚwÚ Both ^-^ youw xDD pawdons, 
:33 That e'er ^-^ I put between ^-^ youw UwU howy OwO wooks 
^w^ My ^w^ iww suspicion. ^.^ This ^-^ youw >_< son-in-waw, 
And ^-^ son >_< unto >w< the :3 King, whom heavens xDD diwecting, 
Is ^.^ twoth-pwight uWu to ^-^ youw ;;w;; daughtew. Good UwU Pauwinya, 
Lead uWu us OwO fwom hence >w< whewe ;;w;; we ^w^ may leisurely 
>_> Each >w< onye demand ^-^ and answer uWu to ^.^ his ^.^ pawt 
^-^ Pewfowm'd ^-^ in ^w^ this uWu wide >_> gap :3 of :3 time >_> since >_> fiwst 
OwO We were xDD dissevew'd. :3 Hastiwy ÚwÚ wead uWu away. Exeunt 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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>w< 1609 

xDD A >w< WOVEW'S COMPLAINT 

:3 by x3 Wiwwiam x3 Shakespeawe 



^w^ Fwom off a ^.^ hiww :3 whose :33 concave >_< womb ^.^ wewowded 
xDD A plaintful ^w^ stowy OwO fwom a sist'ring ^-^ vawe, 
^w^ My >_> spiwits xDD t'attend ^w^ this >w< doubwe :3 voice accorded, 
And OwO down ^-^ I OwO waid uWu to ^w^ wist >w< the xDD sad-tunyed ;;w;; tawe, 
Ere long UwU espied a UwU fickwe ÚwÚ maid full pale, 
:33 Teawing :3 of papers, >_> bweaking rings atwain, 
x3 Stowming ;;w;; hew UwU wowwd xDD with ÚwÚ sowwow's ^.^ wind ^-^ and ^.^ wain. 

ÚwÚ Upon ;;w;; hew ^.^ head a >_> pwatted >_< hive :3 of straw, 
Which fortified ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ visage OwO fwom >w< the sun, 
uWu Wheweon >w< the :3 thought :33 might xDD think x3 sometime it OwO saw 
^.^ The ÚwÚ cawcase :3 of a beauty ;;w;; spent ^-^ and OwO donye. 
ÚwÚ Time ^w^ had UwU nyot scythed ;;w;; aww ^w^ that ^w^ youth UwU begun, 
>_> Nyow ^w^ youth ;;w;; aww UwU quit, but :33 spite :3 of heaven's uWu feww xDD wage 
^.^ Some beauty ^-^ peeped through xDD wattice :3 of :33 seawed age. 

>_> Oft >w< did she :3 heave ;;w;; hew ^-^ nyapkin uWu to ;;w;; hew >_< eynye, 
Which on it ^w^ had >_< conceited x3 chawactews, 
x3 Waund'wing >w< the UwU siwken x3 figuwes ^-^ in >w< the ;;w;; bwinye 
:33 That seasoned xDD woe ^w^ had >_> pewweted ^-^ in ^w^ teaws, 
And x3 often ÚwÚ weading what ^w^ contents it :3 beaws; 
:33 As x3 often shrieking x3 undistinguished ÚwÚ woe, 
^.^ In clamours :3 of ;;w;; aww ^-^ size, x3 both >_> high ^-^ and UwU wow. 

>_> Sometimes ;;w;; hew ;;w;; wevewwed ^.^ eyes their carriage ^w^ wide, 
:33 As :33 they >w< did batt'ry uWu to >w< the UwU sphewes ;;w;; intend; 
OwO Sometime :33 divewted their x3 poow >_> bawws are ÚwÚ tied 
>_< To >_> th' uWu owbed earth; uWu sometimes :33 they do :3 extend 
uWu Theiw ^-^ view >w< wight >w< on; uWu anyon their gazes ^w^ wend 
>_< To >_> evewy :3 pwace :3 at once, ^-^ and ^w^ nyowhewe uWu fixed, 
^.^ The ;;w;; mind ^-^ and :33 sight distractedly xDD commixed. 

ÚwÚ Hew ^-^ haiw, >_< nyow loose >_< nyow ÚwÚ tied ^-^ in ÚwÚ fowmaw UwU pwat, 
xDD Pwocwaimed ^-^ in ;;w;; hew a ^-^ cawewess UwU hand :3 of ;;w;; pwide; 
:3 Fow some, >_< untucked, descended ;;w;; hew sheaved xDD hat, 
OwO Hanging ;;w;; hew ^-^ pawe ^-^ and uWu pinyed cheek ÚwÚ beside; 
^.^ Some ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >w< thweaden UwU fiwwet OwO stiww >w< did bide, 
And, OwO twue uWu to xDD bondage, :3 wouwd UwU nyot x3 bweak OwO fwom ^-^ thence, 
OwO Though ^w^ swackwy ^.^ bwaided ^-^ in loose >_> nyegwigence. 

xDD A >_> thousand favours OwO fwom a ^-^ maund she OwO dwew 
Of :3 ambew, ^-^ cwystaw, ^-^ and :3 of :33 beaded ^-^ jet, 
Which >w< onye :3 by >w< onye she ^-^ in a river >_> thwew, 
ÚwÚ Upon :3 whose weeping xDD mawgent she >_> was UwU set; 
>w< Wike UwU usuwy >_< appwying >_> wet uWu to ^w^ wet, 
>_> Ow ^-^ monyawchs' >w< hands ^w^ that ^-^ wets UwU nyot xDD bounty x3 faww 
;;w;; Whewe >_< want cries some, but >w< whewe ^.^ excess ^-^ begs ÚwÚ aww. 

Of OwO fowded uWu scheduwes ^w^ had she uWu many a :3 onye, 
Which she >_< pewused, :33 sighed, :33 towe, ^-^ and ÚwÚ gave >w< the ÚwÚ fwood; 
Cracked uWu many a ring :3 of ;;w;; posied >_< gowd ^-^ and xDD bonye, 
uWu Bidding them find their sepulchres ^-^ in mud; 
x3 Found yet moe :33 wettews :33 sadwy ^w^ pennyed ^-^ in uWu bwood, 
With x3 sweided UwU siwk ^-^ feat ^-^ and UwU affectedwy 
>_< Enswathed ^-^ and UwU seawed uWu to ^.^ cuwious OwO secwecy. 

These x3 often xDD bathed she ^-^ in ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ fwuxive uWu eyes, 
And x3 often x3 kissed, ^-^ and x3 often :3 'gan uWu to :33 teaw; 
:3 Cwied, uWu 'O x3 fawse uWu bwood, >w< thou uWu wegistew :3 of ^w^ wies, 
:3 What ;;w;; unyappwoved x3 witnyess dost >w< thou >_> beaw! 
>_> Ink :3 wouwd have :3 seemed :33 mowe >w< bwack ^-^ and uWu damnyed ^w^ hewe! 
^.^ This ^w^ said, ^-^ in OwO top :3 of xDD wage >w< the UwU winyes she rents, 
x3 Big :3 discontents ;;w;; so >_> bweaking their contents. 

xDD A reverend man ^w^ that ^-^ gwazed ^.^ his ÚwÚ cattwe xDD nyigh, 
OwO Sometime a x3 bwustewew ^w^ that >w< the UwU wuffwe ^-^ knyew 
Of uWu couwt, :3 of ;;w;; city, ^-^ and ^w^ had let ^w^ go :3 by 
^.^ The ^.^ swiftest >w< houws xDD obsewved ÚwÚ as :33 they ^w^ fwew, 
^w^ Towawds ^w^ this afflicted uWu fancy uWu fastwy drew; 
And, uWu pwiviweged :3 by :3 age, x3 desiwes uWu to >_< knyow 
^.^ In ^w^ bwief >w< the :33 gwounds ^-^ and UwU motives :3 of ;;w;; hew woe. 

So ^w^ swides UwU he OwO down upon ^.^ his x3 gwainyed x3 bat, 
And :33 comewy ^.^ distant :3 sits UwU he :3 by ;;w;; hew UwU side; 
When UwU he ;;w;; again x3 desiwes >w< hew, being >_> sat, 
ÚwÚ Hew ;;w;; gwievance xDD with ^.^ his hearing uWu to >_> divide. 
UwU If ^w^ that OwO fwom xDD him >w< thewe ^w^ may >_< be :3 aught applied 
Which ^w^ may ;;w;; hew ^-^ suffewing ecstasy ;;w;; assuage, 
'Tis promised ^-^ in >w< the charity :3 of age. 

uWu 'Fathew,' she x3 says, ;;w;; 'though ^-^ in :33 me :33 you uWu behowd 
^.^ The ^-^ injuwy :3 of uWu many a blasting hour, 
Let it UwU nyot tell ^-^ youw UwU judgement ^-^ I am ÚwÚ owd: 
uWu Nyot :3 age, but ^w^ sowwow, OwO ovew :33 me hath >_< powew. 
^-^ I :33 might ÚwÚ as yet have OwO been a >w< spweading UwU fwowew, 
OwO Fwesh uWu to x3 mysewf, >_> if ^-^ I ^w^ had OwO sewf-appwied 
Love uWu to x3 mysewf, ^-^ and uWu to xDD nyo :33 wove beside. 

'But xDD woe is me! x3 too >w< eawwy ^-^ I attended 
xDD A ^-^ youthfuw :33 suit- it >_> was uWu to x3 gain >_> my ;;w;; gwace- 
OwO O, >w< onye :3 by >_< nyatuwe's ^-^ outwawds ;;w;; so x3 commended 
:33 That :3 maidens' ^.^ eyes >_> stuck OwO ovew ;;w;; aww ^.^ his OwO face. 
Love uWu wacked a dwelling ^-^ and uWu made xDD him ;;w;; hew >_< pwace; 
And uWu when ^-^ in ^.^ his ^.^ faiw x3 pawts she >w< did UwU abide, 
ÚwÚ She >_> was xDD nyew >_> wodged ^-^ and OwO nyewwy ÚwÚ deified. 

>_< 'His browny locks >w< did ;;w;; hang ^-^ in ^-^ cwooked ^-^ cuwws; 
And >_> evewy :3 wight ^.^ occasion :3 of >w< the ^.^ wind 
ÚwÚ Upon ^.^ his ÚwÚ wips their UwU siwken xDD pawcews hurls. 
What's sweet uWu to ÚwÚ do, uWu to do >w< wiww xDD aptwy find: 
>_> Each eye ^w^ that OwO saw xDD him >w< did enchant >w< the mind; 
:3 Fow on ^.^ his ÚwÚ visage >_> was ^-^ in ^-^ wittwe ^.^ dwawn 
:3 What :3 wawgenyess :33 thinks ^-^ in Paradise >_> was x3 sawn. 

:3 'Smaww ^w^ show :3 of man >_> was yet upon ^.^ his chin; 
:33 His phoenix OwO down began but uWu to :33 appeaw, 
>w< Wike xDD unshown OwO vewvet, on ^w^ that ÚwÚ tewmwess xDD skin, 
>_< Whose uWu bawe ÚwÚ out-bwagged >w< the ÚwÚ web it :3 seemed uWu to OwO weaw: 
^w^ Yet showed ^.^ his ÚwÚ visage :3 by ^w^ that cost :33 mowe ^w^ deaw; 
And uWu nyice :33 affections UwU wavewing >w< stood ^-^ in ÚwÚ doubt 
UwU If uWu best were ÚwÚ as it ^w^ was, >w< ow uWu best without. 

>_< 'His ^-^ quawities were beauteous ÚwÚ as ^.^ his >_> fowm, 
:3 Fow maiden-tongued UwU he ^w^ was, ^-^ and ^w^ theweof free; 
^w^ Yet >_> if ^-^ men :33 moved :3 him, >_> was UwU he >_< such a ^-^ stowm 
:33 As oft 'twixt :3 May ^-^ and xDD Apwiw is uWu to see, 
When UwU winds ^-^ bweathe >w< sweet, unruly though :33 they OwO be. 
:33 His ÚwÚ wudenyess ;;w;; so xDD with ^.^ his >_> authowized ^w^ youth 
ÚwÚ Did ;;w;; wivewy OwO fawsenyess ^-^ in a ^-^ pwide :3 of xDD twuth. 

'Well ^-^ couwd UwU he ^w^ wide, ^-^ and x3 often ^-^ men :3 wouwd say, 
"That ;;w;; howse ^.^ his :3 mettwe OwO fwom ^.^ his rider ^.^ takes: 
Proud :3 of subjection, ^-^ nyobwe :3 by >w< the UwU sway, 
:3 What ^w^ wounds, what ^.^ bounds, what ^w^ couwse, what >w< stop UwU he >w< makes!" 
And ;;w;; contwovewsy hence a >w< question >_> takes 
^.^ Whethew >w< the ;;w;; howse :3 by xDD him x3 became ^.^ his deed, 
>_> Ow UwU he ^.^ his >_< manyage :3 by >_> th' well-doing :3 steed. 

'But quickly on ^w^ this >w< side >w< the verdict went: 
:33 His x3 weaw :3 habitude ÚwÚ gave OwO wife ^-^ and ^.^ gwace 
>_< To UwU appewtainyings ^-^ and uWu to ^-^ ownyament, 
uWu Accompwished ^-^ in ^w^ himsewf, UwU nyot ^-^ in ^.^ his case, 
;;w;; Aww OwO aids, >w< themsewves uWu made :3 faiwew :3 by their place, 
>_< Came for >_< additions; yet their uWu puwposed trim 
>_> Piewced UwU nyot ^.^ his ;;w;; gwace, but were ;;w;; aww ÚwÚ gwaced :3 by ^-^ him. 

UwU 'So on >w< the UwU tip :3 of ^.^ his UwU subduing tongue 
;;w;; Aww uWu kind :3 of >_> awguments ^-^ and >w< question uWu deep, 
;;w;; Aww replication >_> pwompt, ^-^ and :3 weason strong, 
:3 Fow ^.^ his ^w^ advantage OwO stiww >w< did wake ^-^ and OwO sweep. 
>_< To uWu make >w< the ^.^ weepew :3 waugh, >w< the >_< waughew ÚwÚ weep, 
He ^w^ had >w< the dialect ^-^ and uWu diffewent skill, 
^-^ Catching ;;w;; aww UwU passions ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; cwaft :3 of will, 

'That UwU he >w< did ^-^ in >w< the ^-^ genyewaw bosom reign 
Of ;;w;; young, :3 of >_< owd, ^-^ and ;;w;; sexes x3 both >_> enchanted, 
>_< To dwell xDD with xDD him ^-^ in xDD thoughts, >w< ow uWu to UwU wemain 
^.^ In ^w^ pewsonyaw duty, following >w< whewe UwU he haunted. 
Consents bewitched, ^-^ ewe UwU he desire, have granted, 
And >w< diawogued for xDD him what UwU he :3 wouwd say, 
xDD Asked their ^-^ own ^.^ wiwws, ^-^ and uWu made their wills obey. 

xDD 'Many >w< thewe were ^w^ that >w< did ^.^ his picture >w< get, 
>_< To >_> sewve their uWu eyes, ^-^ and ^-^ in it put their mind; 
>w< Wike x3 foows ^w^ that ^-^ in >_> th' imagination ^w^ set 
^.^ The goodly xDD objects xDD which abroad :33 they find 
Of >_< wands ^-^ and OwO mansions, theirs ^-^ in :3 thought OwO assignyed; 
And labouring ^-^ in moe :33 pweasuwes uWu to >_< bestow them 
uWu Than >w< the OwO twue gouty >_> wandwowd xDD which x3 doth ^-^ owe uWu them. 

UwU 'So uWu many uWu have, ^w^ that UwU nyevew UwU touched ^.^ his ;;w;; hand, 
:3 Sweetwy x3 supposed them ÚwÚ mistwess :3 of ^.^ his >w< heawt. 
^w^ My ;;w;; woefuw self, ^w^ that >w< did ^-^ in ^w^ fweedom ^w^ stand, 
And >_> was >_> my ^-^ own fee-simple, UwU nyot ^-^ in >_< pawt, 
:3 What xDD with ^.^ his UwU awt ^-^ in uWu youth, ^-^ and ^w^ youth ^-^ in >_< awt, 
:33 Thwew >_> my :33 affections ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO chawmed ÚwÚ powew 
x3 Wesewved >w< the ^w^ stawk ^-^ and ÚwÚ gave xDD him ;;w;; aww >_> my ^-^ fwowew. 

uWu 'Yet >w< did ^-^ I not, ÚwÚ as ÚwÚ some >_> my ^w^ equaws did, 
uWu Demand :3 of :3 him, >_< nyow being desired x3 yiewded; 
>_> Finding myself ^-^ in >w< honyouw ;;w;; so xDD fowbid, 
With ^.^ safest ÚwÚ distance ^-^ I mine >w< honyouw >_> shiewded. 
xDD Expewience for :33 me uWu many >_> buwwawks builded 
Of proofs UwU nyew-bweeding, xDD which :3 wemainyed >w< the ÚwÚ foiw 
Of ^w^ this x3 fawse >_> jewew, ^-^ and ^.^ his amorous ^.^ spoiw. 

'But >w< ah, ;;w;; who ^-^ evew shunned :3 by precedent 
^.^ The ;;w;; destinyed ^w^ iww she must x3 hewsewf >_< assay? 
>_> Ow UwU fowced examples, uWu 'gainst ;;w;; hew ^-^ own :33 content, 
>_< To put >w< the by-past :33 pewiws ^-^ in ;;w;; hew >_> way? 
;;w;; Counsew ^w^ may >w< stop awhile what >w< wiww UwU nyot ^w^ stay; 
:3 Fow uWu when ;;w;; we UwU wage, ÚwÚ advice is x3 often seen 
By :3 bwunting uWu us uWu to uWu make x3 ouw wills :33 mowe uWu keen. 

'Nor xDD gives it >w< satisfaction uWu to x3 ouw UwU bwood 
:33 That ;;w;; we must curb it upon others' OwO pwoof, 
>_< To >_< be UwU fowbod >w< the uWu sweets ^w^ that ^-^ seems ;;w;; so ^w^ good 
:3 Fow ^w^ feaw :3 of :33 hawms ^w^ that preach ^-^ in x3 ouw ^w^ behoof. 
O ;;w;; appetite, OwO fwom UwU judgement >_< stand aloof! 
^.^ The >w< onye a :33 pawate hath ^w^ that xDD nyeeds >w< wiww >w< taste, 
OwO Though ;;w;; Weason ÚwÚ weep, ^-^ and ^.^ cwy it is thy xDD wast. 

OwO 'Fow further ^-^ I ^-^ couwd say ^w^ this man's :3 untwue, 
And ^-^ knyew >w< the :33 pattewns :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ fouw xDD beguiwing; 
:3 Heawd >w< whewe ^.^ his xDD pwants ^-^ in others' x3 owchawds >w< gwew; 
uWu Saw how xDD deceits were xDD giwded ^-^ in ^.^ his OwO smiwing; 
xDD Knyew OwO vows were ^-^ evew brokers uWu to ;;w;; defiwing; 
;;w;; Thought x3 chawactews ^-^ and >_> wowds UwU mewewy but >_< awt, 
And uWu bastawds :3 of ^.^ his ÚwÚ fouw >_< aduwtewate >w< heawt. 

'And long upon uWu these >w< tewms ^-^ I :3 hewd >_> my ;;w;; city, 
xDD Tiww UwU thus UwU he :3 'gan ÚwÚ besiege ^.^ me: >_> "Gentwe >_> maid, 
>_< Have :3 of >_> my ^-^ suffewing ^w^ youth ÚwÚ some feeling pity, 
And >_< be UwU nyot :3 of >_> my UwU howy OwO vows >w< afwaid. 
xDD That's uWu to xDD ye ^w^ swown uWu to none >_> was ^-^ evew said; 
:3 Fow xDD feasts :3 of :33 wove ^-^ I have OwO been :3 cawwed xDD unto, 
xDD Tiww now >w< did >w< nye'ew >_> invite >_< nyow UwU nyevew >w< woo. 

'"All >_> my >_> offences ^w^ that abroad :33 you see 
;;w;; Awe ^w^ ewwows :3 of >w< the uWu bwood, none :3 of >w< the mind; 
Love uWu made them not; xDD with acture :33 they ^w^ may be, 
;;w;; Whewe ^w^ nyeithew party is >_< nyow OwO twue >_< nyow :3 kind. 
xDD They sought their OwO shame ^w^ that ;;w;; so their OwO shame >w< did ^.^ find; 
And ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much less :3 of OwO shame ^-^ in :33 me uWu wemains 
By how ÚwÚ much :3 of :33 me their uWu wepwoach >w< contains. 

'"Among >w< the uWu many ^w^ that mine ^.^ eyes have xDD seen, 
uWu Nyot >w< onye :3 whose flame >_> my :33 heawt ;;w;; so ÚwÚ much ÚwÚ as warmed, 
>_> Ow >_> my UwU affection put uWu to >_> th' UwU smawwest >_> teen, 
>_> Ow :33 any :3 of >_> my ÚwÚ weisuwes ^-^ evew ;;w;; chawmed. 
ÚwÚ Hawm have ^-^ I ^w^ donye uWu to them, but >w< nye'ew >_> was uWu hawmed; 
Kept ^-^ heawts ^-^ in >_< wivewies, but mine ^-^ own >_> was free, 
And reigned :33 commanding ^-^ in ^.^ his monarchy. 

;;w;; '"Wook ÚwÚ hewe what >w< twibutes wounded fancies >_> sent me, 
Of paled ^w^ peawws ^-^ and ^.^ wubies ^.^ wed ÚwÚ as ;;w;; bwood; 
:33 Figuwing ^w^ that :33 they their UwU passions ÚwÚ wikewise ^-^ went :33 me 
Of grief ^-^ and >w< bwushes, xDD aptwy ÚwÚ undewstood 
^.^ In UwU bwoodwess ^w^ white ^-^ and >w< the encrimsoned ^-^ mood- 
UwU Effects :3 of ^.^ tewwow ^-^ and dear modesty, 
>w< Encamped ^-^ in hearts, but :3 fighting ÚwÚ outwawdwy. 

:3 '"And, >w< wo, uWu behowd uWu these xDD tawents :3 of their ^-^ haiw, 
With >_> twisted ^w^ metaw uWu amowouswy ^w^ empweached, 
^-^ I have >_> weceiv'd OwO fwom uWu many a ;;w;; sevewaw x3 faiw, 
uWu Theiw uWu kind ^.^ acceptance ÚwÚ weepingwy ;;w;; beseeched, 
With >w< the >_> annyexions :3 of ^.^ faiw ^w^ gems >_< enwiched, 
And :3 deep-bwainyed sonnets ^w^ that >w< did uWu ampwify 
>_> Each stone's dear UwU nyatuwe, worth, ^-^ and OwO quawity. 

xDD '"The ^.^ diamond? OwO why, x3 'twas ^w^ beautifuw ^-^ and ^.^ hawd, 
>_> Wheweto ^.^ his >w< invised >w< pwopewties >w< did >_< tend; 
^.^ The deep-green em'rald, ^-^ in :3 whose >_> fwesh ^.^ wegawd 
OwO Weak x3 sights their uWu sickwy :3 wadiance do amend; 
^.^ The heaven-hued sapphire ^-^ and >w< the :3 opaw uWu bwend 
With xDD objects >_< manyifowd; uWu each ;;w;; sevewaw x3 stonye, 
With UwU wit ^w^ weww blazoned, >_> smiwed, >w< ow uWu made ÚwÚ some moan. 

'"Lo, ;;w;; aww uWu these >_> twophies :3 of :33 affections hot, 
Of xDD pensived ^-^ and >_< subdued x3 desiwes >w< the ^.^ tendew, 
Nature hath UwU chawged :33 me ^w^ that ^-^ I >w< hoawd them not, 
xDD But yield them :3 up >w< whewe ^-^ I myself must render- 
:33 That UwU is, uWu to ^.^ you, >_> my ^w^ owigin ^-^ and ;;w;; endew; 
:3 Fow :3 these, :3 of force, must ^-^ youw oblations be, 
;;w;; Since ^-^ I their OwO awtaw, :33 you enpatron >w< me. 

OwO '"O :33 then >_> advance :3 of ;;w;; youws ^w^ that ;;w;; phwasewess UwU hand 
>_< Whose ^w^ white weighs OwO down >w< the ÚwÚ aiwy ÚwÚ scawe :3 of x3 pwaise; 
Take ;;w;; aww uWu these ^-^ simiwes uWu to ^-^ youw ^-^ own xDD command, 
ÚwÚ Hawwowed xDD with sighs ^w^ that burning lungs >w< did :33 waise; 
:3 What :33 me ^-^ youw minister for :33 you >_> obeys 
^w^ Wowks ^.^ undew you; ^-^ and uWu to ^-^ youw uWu audit ÚwÚ comes 
uWu Theiw ^w^ distwact xDD pawcews ^-^ in x3 combinyed xDD sums. 

'"Lo, ^w^ this ;;w;; device >_> was >_> sent :33 me OwO fwom a uWu nyun, 
>_> Ow ;;w;; sistew OwO sanctified, :3 of holiest >w< nyote, 
Which OwO wate ;;w;; hew ^-^ nyobwe ^-^ suit ^-^ in >w< couwt >w< did :3 shun, 
>_< Whose ;;w;; wawest :3 havings uWu made >w< the ^-^ bwossoms UwU dote; 
:3 Fow she >_> was sought :3 by >_> spiwits :3 of >_> wichest xDD coat, 
xDD But ÚwÚ kept >_< cowd >w< distance, ^-^ and >w< did thence >w< wemove 
>_< To ÚwÚ spend ;;w;; hew >_< wiving ^-^ in eternal :3 wove. 

ÚwÚ '"But, O >_> my >w< sweet, what UwU wabouw ^w^ is't uWu to uWu weave 
^.^ The >_> thing ;;w;; we have not, >_> mast'wing what UwU nyot >_< stwives, 
>_> Pwaying >w< the :3 pwace xDD which >w< did xDD nyo OwO fowm OwO weceive, 
>_> Pwaying ^.^ patient ^w^ spowts ^-^ in UwU unconstwainyed xDD gyves! 
ÚwÚ She ^w^ that ;;w;; hew fame ;;w;; so uWu to x3 hewsewf uWu contwives, 
^.^ The >_< scaws :3 of >_< battwe >_< scapeth :3 by >w< the xDD fwight, 
And ^-^ makes ;;w;; hew ;;w;; absence ^w^ vawiant, UwU nyot ;;w;; hew might. 

OwO '"O >w< pawdon :33 me ^-^ in ^w^ that >_> my >_< boast is uWu twue! 
^.^ The >_< accident xDD which brought :33 me uWu to ;;w;; hew eye 
ÚwÚ Upon >w< the ^w^ moment >w< did ;;w;; hew ÚwÚ fowce subdue, 
And now she :3 wouwd >w< the caged :33 cwoistew ^w^ fwy. 
OwO Wewigious :33 wove put :33 out ÚwÚ wewigion's >w< eye. 
uWu Nyot uWu to >_< be ^w^ tempted, :3 wouwd she >_< be uWu immuwed, 
And now uWu to >w< tempt ;;w;; aww :3 wibewty :33 pwocuwed. 

>_> '"How ^w^ mighty :33 then :33 you x3 awe, O >_> heaw :33 me tell! 
^.^ The x3 bwoken xDD bosoms ^w^ that uWu to :33 me belong 
>_< Have >_< emptied ;;w;; aww their >_> fountains ^-^ in >_> my UwU weww, 
And mine ^-^ I pour ^-^ youw ocean ;;w;; aww xDD among. 
^-^ I strong ^.^ o'ew them, ^-^ and :33 you ^.^ o'ew :33 me being strong, 
ÚwÚ Must for ^-^ youw victory uWu us ;;w;; aww ^.^ congest, 
:33 As ÚwÚ compound :33 wove uWu to UwU physic ^-^ youw >_< cowd breast. 

>_> '"My x3 pawts ^w^ had x3 pow'w uWu to :3 chawm a ^.^ sacwed uWu nyun, 
^-^ Who, disciplined, :33 ay, :3 dieted ^-^ in ;;w;; gwace, 
^.^ Bewieved ;;w;; hew ^.^ eyes uWu when :33 they t'assail UwU begun, 
;;w;; Aww OwO vows ^-^ and UwU consecwations ÚwÚ giving place, 
O :3 most >w< potentiaw love, x3 vow, x3 bond, >_< nyow ^w^ space, 
^.^ In ÚwÚ thee hath ^w^ nyeithew x3 sting, xDD knyot, >_< nyow UwU confinye, 
:3 Fow >w< thou UwU awt >w< aww, ^-^ and ;;w;; aww things else are thine. 

>_< '"When >w< thou >w< impwessest, what are precepts worth 
Of UwU stawe ÚwÚ exampwe? When >w< thou OwO wiwt >_> infwame, 
UwU How ÚwÚ cowdwy those >w< impediments >_< stand forth, 
Of ;;w;; weawth, :3 of x3 fiwiaw fear, uWu waw, uWu kindwed, ^-^ fame! 
xDD Wove's xDD awms are OwO peace, uWu 'gainst rule, uWu 'gainst ^w^ sense, uWu 'gainst >w< shame. 
And x3 sweetens, ^-^ in >w< the ^w^ suff'wing :33 pangs it bears, 
^.^ The :3 awoes :3 of ;;w;; aww forces, ^-^ shocks ^-^ and >_> feaws. 

:33 '"Nyow ;;w;; aww uWu these ^-^ heawts ^w^ that do on mine uWu depend, 
:3 Feewing it x3 bweak, xDD with ^-^ bweeding OwO gwoans :33 they ^.^ pinye, 
And ^.^ suppwicant their sighs uWu to ^-^ youw extend, 
>_< To uWu weave >w< the batt'ry ^w^ that :33 you uWu make uWu 'gainst uWu minye, 
;;w;; Wending UwU soft audience uWu to >_> my sweet uWu design, 
And credent ^w^ souw uWu to ^w^ that xDD stwong-bonded xDD oath, 
:33 That >_< shaww ;;w;; pwefew ^-^ and ;;w;; undewtake >_> my troth." 

OwO 'This ^w^ said, ^.^ his uWu wat'wy ^.^ eyes UwU he >w< did ^w^ dismount, 
>_< Whose x3 sights :3 tiww :33 then were ;;w;; wevewwed on >_> my xDD face; 
>_> Each cheek a river running OwO fwom a uWu fount 
With :33 bwinyish OwO cuwwent downward OwO fwowed :33 apace. 
OwO O, how >w< the ÚwÚ channyew uWu to >w< the ^w^ stweam ÚwÚ gave :33 gwace! 
>_< Who ÚwÚ gwazed xDD with >_> cwystaw ^.^ gate >w< the glowing >w< woses 
:33 That flame through water xDD which their :33 hue ^-^ encwoses. 

uWu 'O ^-^ fathew, what a uWu heww :3 of x3 witchcwaft ^w^ wies 
^.^ In >w< the xDD smaww orb :3 of >w< onye >_< pawticuwaw xDD teaw! 
xDD But xDD with >w< the inundation :3 of >w< the ^.^ eyes 
:3 What xDD wocky :33 heawt uWu to water >w< wiww UwU nyot >_> weaw? 
:3 What :3 bweast ;;w;; so >_< cowd ^w^ that is UwU nyot >_> wawmed :33 hewe? 
O >_> cweft :3 effect! >_< cowd modesty, hot wrath, 
ÚwÚ Both ^w^ fiwe OwO fwom hence ^-^ and ^w^ chiww OwO extinctuwe hath. 

OwO 'Fow >w< wo, ^.^ his uWu passion, but :3 an UwU awt :3 of >w< cwaft, 
uWu Even >w< thewe resolved >_> my :3 weason uWu into :33 teaws; 
;;w;; Thewe >_> my ^w^ white stole :3 of >_< chastity ^-^ I xDD daffed, 
>_< Shook off >_> my sober ;;w;; guawds ^-^ and >_< civiw :33 feaws; 
^w^ Appeaw uWu to xDD him ÚwÚ as UwU he uWu to :33 me >w< appeaws, 
;;w;; Aww ^.^ mewting; though x3 ouw ^.^ dwops ^w^ this xDD diff'wence ^-^ bowe: 
:33 His >_> poisonyed me, ^-^ and mine >w< did xDD him UwU westowe. 

;;w;; 'In xDD him a ;;w;; pwenyitude :3 of ^w^ subtwe >w< mattew, 
Applied uWu to cautels, ;;w;; aww ^-^ stwange forms UwU weceives, 
Of burning >_< bwushes >w< ow :3 of weeping water, 
>_> Ow ^.^ swoonying ^w^ pawenyess; ^-^ and UwU he >_> takes ^-^ and ;;w;; weaves, 
^.^ In xDD eithew's xDD aptnyess, ÚwÚ as it uWu best ;;w;; deceives, 
>_< To blush :3 at >_> speeches :3 wank, uWu to UwU weep :3 at woes, 
>_> Ow uWu to ^w^ tuwn ^w^ white ^-^ and ^w^ swoon :3 at ;;w;; twagic >w< shows; 

'That UwU nyot a :33 heawt xDD which ^-^ in ^.^ his ;;w;; wevew came 
x3 Couwd OwO scape >w< the OwO haiw :3 of ^.^ his ^w^ aww-huwting uWu aim, 
xDD Showing ^.^ faiw ;;w;; nyatuwe is x3 both uWu kind ^-^ and UwU tame; 
And, UwU veiwed ^-^ in them, >w< did >w< win whom UwU he :3 wouwd ;;w;; maim. 
Against >w< the >_> thing UwU he sought UwU he :3 wouwd >_< excwaim; 
When UwU he :3 most ^w^ buwnyed ^-^ in ^-^ heawt-wished ^w^ wuxuwy, 
He preached >_> puwe ÚwÚ maid ^-^ and ^-^ pwaised >_< cowd chastity. 

:3 'Thus UwU mewewy xDD with >w< the >w< gawment :3 of a Grace 
^.^ The naked ^-^ and x3 conceawed x3 fiend UwU he x3 covewed, 
:33 That >_> th' unexperient ÚwÚ gave >w< the tempter place, 
Which, OwO wike a >_< chewubin, ^w^ above them hovered. 
^-^ Who, xDD young ^-^ and x3 simpwe, :3 wouwd UwU nyot >_< be ;;w;; so lovered? 
OwO Ay me, ^-^ I x3 feww, ^-^ and yet do >w< question uWu make 
:3 What ^-^ I OwO shouwd do ;;w;; again for >_< such a >_< sake. 

'O, ^w^ that ^w^ infected ^-^ moistuwe :3 of ^.^ his ^-^ eye, 
OwO O, ^w^ that x3 fawse ^w^ fiwe xDD which ^-^ in ^.^ his cheek ;;w;; so glowed, 
OwO O, ^w^ that UwU fowced ^.^ thundew OwO fwom ^.^ his :33 heawt >w< did UwU fwy, 
OwO O, ^w^ that ;;w;; sad >_< bweath ^.^ his OwO spongy lungs >w< bestowed, 
OwO O, ;;w;; aww ^w^ that :3 bowwowed motion, seeming ;;w;; owed, 
>w< Wouwd yet ;;w;; again :3 betway >w< the fore-betrayed, 
And xDD nyew xDD pewvewt a reconciled x3 maid.' 

>w< THE ÚwÚ END 



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